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WHY OFFEND NEEDLESSLY? Modern habits ex-
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Hours for her lovely hands—
Not a minute for her tender gums
How often such neglect leads
to real dental tragedies . . .
give your gums the benefit
of Ipana and Massage.
i'PUCH LOVELY HANDS," her friends ex-
O claim. Why shouldn't they be the
envy of others, for she lavishes hours
of time and patience upon them.
But look at her smile— her dull, dingy
smile — then watch how quickly her
beauty fades, how her charm disappears.
Shocking, yes— but shockingly true!
Yet she's like thousands of other girls
who might have possessed a radiant
smile— who might have had bright, spar-
kling teeth— had she only learned the
importance of care of the gums. What
a price to pay for neglect— what a pity
she failed to heed nature's warning,
"pink tooth brush."
Don't Neglect "Pink Tooth Brush"
If your tooth brush "shows pink," see
your dentist at once! Very often he'll
blame our modern menus— soft, creamy
foods that deprive the gums of health-
ful exercise. And usually his verdict will
be, "Strengthen those gum walls with
harder, chewier foods"— and, as many
dentists suggest, "the helpful stimula-
a good tooth paste,
like a good dentist,
is never a luxury.
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For Ipana, with massage, is especially
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time you brush your teeth. Gradually,
as circulation increases within the gums,
they become firmer, healthier.
Change to Ipana and massage today
—see how sparkling, how lovely, how
much more attractive your smile can
be— a smile that will be your proud pos-
session for the years to come.
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ERNEST V. HEYN
Executive Editor
FRED R. SAMMIS
Editor
BELLE LANDESMAN, ASST EDITOR
How Radio Can Help You Win Friends and Influence People . . Dan Wheeler 1 1
Dale Carnegie Can Revolutionize Your Life
Hidden Drama Behind the Tyrone Power — Don Ameche Friendship
Kirtley Baskette 12
They should be the bitterest rivals and yet —
The Blind Can See; The Deaf Can Hear Floyd Gibbons 14
A great true adventure
The Wickedest Star in Radio 18
He's — But read the story
In Your Hat— 23
Direct from a Vallee program, a sparkling fashion forecast
It's All Greek to the Greeks 24
A side-splitting Readio-broadcast with Jolson and Parkyakarkus
The Bigger They Are — Jack Sher 26
Looks like the Century's biggest fight, sure enough
Behind The Hollywood Front Jimmie Fidler 28
Our ace reporter's ace news
Does Your Heart Beat For Me? 32
Play Russ Morgan's melodic theme song
School-day Fashions 34
You'll want every one of these Deanna Durbin models
Highway to Happiness Pauline Swanson 40
Alice Faye's romantic life
Thrills Charles Martin 42
Real life has no greater drama
Prof. Quiz* Twenty Questions ....
Facing The Music. . . .Ken Alden
Coast-to-Coast Highlights
Russ King
What Do You Want To Say?
Gallery
Kenny Baker
Charlie McCarthy and Edgar
Bergen
Nelson Eddy
Rosalind Russell
Everybody's Doin' It
COVER— TYRONE POWER AND
3 Even Grade's Dancing 22
4 Personality Close-ups 27
What's New? . . . Tony Seymour 36
6 Look At Cantor! 38
Radio Mirror Almanac 43
Beauty Tricks in Your Hand
'° Joyce Anderson.. 52
Lifesavers for Wives
'* Mrs. Margaret Simpson 54
30 What Do You Want To Know?
3 1 The Oracle 56
20 Put The Bee on Your Spelling. . . 91
SONJA HENIE— By FRANK VAN STEEN
RADIO MIRROR (Copyright, 1937, by Macfadden Publications, Inc.). The contents of this magazine
may not be reprinted, either wholly or in part without permission. Published monthly by Macfadden
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New York, N. Y. Bernarr Macfadden, President; Wesley F. Pape, Secretary; Irene T. Kennedy,
Treasurer; Walter Hanlon, Advertising Director. Entered as second-class matter September 14, 1933,
at the Post Office at Dunellen, New Jersey, under the Act of March 3, 1879. Price in United States
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Editor's Note: Tune in his regular
weekly broadcasts heard over the CBS net-
work every Saturday night at 8:00, spon-
sored by the Nash Motors.
1. With whom does Mary Living-
stone keep up a perpetual rivalry that
costs Jack Benny a pretty penny?
2. What instruments supply the mu-
sical background for Major Bowes'
amateur program?
3. As what was Fred Allen billed
when he first went on the stage?
4. On what point of pride has Bing
Crosby wagered $2,000, according to
Fidler?
5. Whom did Bob Burns marry early
this summer?
6. Jerry Cooper is a pushover for
what kind of salesmen?
7. To where does Vallee run away
from it all?
8. Name five stars whose names are
colors.
9. What First Nighter star gave up
the part of Bob in Betty and Bob?
10. What's the difference between
Eddie Cantor and Izzie Iskowitz?
TWENTY QUESTIONS
The Professor dictates a
hard one at a broadcast.
11. To what star is the following
quotation credited: "It's only the be-
ginning, folks, only the beginning!"?
12. What is the Easy Aces' new
theme song?
1 3. Kate Smith uses what word most
often on the air?
14. Tizzie Lish wears man's cloth-
ing offstage because . . .
15. How did Jimmie Fidler's most
cherished dream come true?
(You will find the answers on page 56)
16. What device sets True Story
Court of Human Relations apart from
other dramatic programs?
17. Alice Faye fainted and awoke
in whose arms after her first broad-
cast?
18. What is Lily Pons' favorite num-
ber? (Not musical number.)
19. Whom does Jack Oakie call his
"district attorney"?
20. What champion swimmer is try-
ing to run Ben Bernie's life?
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Dance to William
Farmer's music at
Radio City's Prom-
enade Cafe, or tune
it in several times
each week over NBC
Below, MBS's "Swing and Sway" maestro, Sammy Kaye, and
the smiling face of Bob Hannon, Wayne King's soloist
MUSIC
Horace Heidt and the four King Sisters concoct their own
rhythm effects, Monday nights over the Columbia network.
WIELDING a baton isn't all that
makes a good band. If you
don't believe that statement
talk to Alex Holden, who has under his
management the orchestras of Hal
Kemp and Nye Mayhew.
Organizing bands has become a big
business to the nervous, fast-talking
Holden, and he runs them along the
same hard-headed, practical lines as a
Wall Street brokerage firm is conducted.
"There's no room for the run-of-mine
Tin Pan Alley musicians in the Kemp
or Mayhew bands," warns Holden, who
does most of the behind-the-bandstand
thinking for the two youthful maestros,
"The boys working for me must be
clean-cut, well-educated and able to fit
themselves into any social group."
An excellent example of the type of
man Holden is looking for is Will Hol-
lenback, a trumpet player who was
picked up at Princeton University. He
scored the two hits from the 1935 col-
lege show, "East of the Sun," and "Love
and a Dime." HoIIenback is now one
of Kemp's ace soloists on the CBS Fri-
day programs.
Running a band such as Hal Kemp
does, is expensive. He maintains a spe-
cial public address system that costs
$3,500. The band leased a rehearsal
hall in Forest Hills, L. I., that is used
by no one else even though the band is
currently on the West Coast. At pres-
ent Holden is negotiating with General
Motors for the construction of a special
bus which will have all the comforts of
a club car. You see Holden does not
permit his high-priced musicians to
drive their own cars on any of the one-
night stand trips the band makes, and
a bus de luxe might be the answer to
many a weary trumpeter's prayer.
Holden signs the weekly payroll, ne-
gotiates all deals and when Kemp had
to vacate his luxurious Long Island
home for a stay in California it was
up to Holden to figure out a way to
sublet the estate. He did. The Hol-
den family is Kemp's tenant. What a
manager!
P HE next dance craze will come out
"of the south. It is known as "The
Big Apple" and it originated with the
Gullah negroes around Charleston, S. C.
Already Sammy Kaye and Richard
Himber have sent scouts down there to
find out if this new Mason and Dixon
swing can beadaptediforcommercial use.
An expert at "the apple" — which is
usually danced in bare feet— says it
combines the jigs with truckin', Suzy-Q,
Praise-Allah and a few others.
Dancers form a circle as in the old-
time square dance. The dancers stomp
with one, two, or three pats of the right
foot and then swing the right foot
hack, then the left foot comes forward
to repeat the steps. The band leader
shouts out: (Continued on page 97)
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ACTION ! DEMANDS PHOTOGRAPHER. Look at the
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Pure soap prevents weakening
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"Protecting the freshness of silk is the
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tects even a baby's young skin."
Don't pile up stockings you've worn-
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All these make silk grow weak and old.
Start tonight with Ivory Flakes. One
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wear— Ivory Flakes are pure economy!
ONE MINUTE PLEASE! Evelyn Kelly, popular
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HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT:
It may be a little risky to start
the month behind the eight-ball,
but if announcer Gilbert Bayek of
WDRC does it weekly, we'll chance it
just this once. Yet, Behind the Eight
Ball is what Gilbert calls his every Sat-
urday 1 to 1:15 p.m., EST., program
from Hartford, and that's when he
spends fifteen interesting minutes dis-
cussing both local and CBS personali-
ties and programs. There's plenty of
behind the mike news behind that eight
ball with announcer Bayek, too.
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA:
If you are too busy to read all of your
Above, the man whose
directing ability
responsible for KSTP's
vastly popular Umbrel-
la Court — Bob Barclay.
Lew Clawson, left, is
WHJB's chief announcer
at Greensburg, Pa., and
star of RADIO MIRROR's
weekly gossip program.
favorite magazines, but do have access
to KGB and other West Coast Mutual
Broadcasting System stations, here's a
tip: Tune in Joseph Henry Blake, "The
Magazine Man," each Thursday at 7
p. M., PST.
A faculty member at the exclusive
Bishop's School for Girls at La Jolla,
Blake reads no less than seventy peri-
odicals a month and devotes his pro-
grams to original resumes of various
articles and stories he sifts from the
magazine field.
Mr. Blake has made his magazine
broadcasts something of an avocation,
since his educated golf clubs already
have made him golf instructor at the
fashionable girls school. This month
GOOD NEWS TO MILLIONS
IMPROVIP
NOW BETTER THAN EVER!
we hope to boost his list of magazines
read to seventy-one, with the result
that some interesting radio items will
be included in his weekly magazine
findings.
RAPID CITY, SOUTH DA-
KOTA: For those of us who like our
radio entertainment straight, without
the commercial chaser, and whose sets
cannot reach KOBH, it's just too bad,
because this Black Hills station enter-
tains its Sunday listeners the painless
way. No sponsors is the Sabbath Day
policy at KOBH, with all broadcasts
presented for their entertainment and
cultural values only. The Sunday Sa-
She yodels — Lucille
Squires, only girl
in Charley Marsh-
all's Mavericks, an
NBC Pacific show.
lutes to Black Hills Cities program;
Poems for Sale, in which poets and
poetesses of the Hills compete for hon-
ors; and the educational, historical
Living Granite broadcasts are among
the many seventh day favorites. This
policy, it seems, should get some kind
of a medal for KOBH.
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UMBRELLA COURT
When a program not only develops
into a station's number one program,
but also into a state-wide pastime, that
program must have something besides
plenty of listeners. Comment first be-
gan tp trickle (Continued on page 101 )j
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People everywhere are praising the new
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"I always liked the taste of Ex-Lax," many
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EX-LAX
THE ORIGINAL CHOCOLATED LAXATIVE
Ken Murray (with cigar) and
Oswald are happier than they
look, for they've just left
their own show to join Holly-
wood Hotel early in October.
From Universal Pictures' "Young Man's Fancy'
WhatDoYouWantToSay?
"BOB" EXPLAINS TO HIS FANS
EDITOR, Radio Mirror
Dear Sir: The kindness and interest you displayed to
ward me in requesting an open
letter explaining to the fans of Betty
and Bob why 1 am leaving that show is
deeply appreciated.
I am more than happy to have the
opportunity to express, through the me-
dium of your popular magazine, my
gratitude to the many friends who have
loyally supported me during the two
years I have played the part of Bob
Drake. It is with profound regret that
I leave the show and I do so only be-
cause I am convinced that such a step
will best serve my career as an actor.
It is rather difficult to explain, with-
out going into the purely professional
aspects of the situation, why I have
withdrawn from a show with which I
have been pleasantly associated for so
long a time. Stated baldly, it is simply
the result of a disagreement between
the sponsoring agency and myself re-
garding salary . . . However, I wish to
make it quite clear that it was not due to any demands by
me for an increase in salary at any time.
But more than that, I have felt for some weeks past that
I had been playing the part of Bob Drake too long. In
THIS IS YOUR PAGE!
YOUR LETTERS OF
OPINION WIN PRIZES
FIRST PRIZE, $10.00
SECOND PRIZE, $5.00
FIVE PRIZES of $1.00
order to develop and make the best use of whatever talents
he possesses, an actor must play a variety of roles, bring
his imagination and gift of observation into play in creating
all types of characters. When he has played one role over
a long period of time, the part no
longer offers any challenge to him and he
is in danger of becoming stereotyped . . .
Although I leave the program, many
fond memories remain with me. I am
happy knowing I have made many deep
and lasting friendships . . .
Sincerely,
Les Tremayne (Bob of Betty & Bob)
Address your letter to the
Editor, RADIO MIRROR,
122 East 42nd Street, New
York, N. Y., and mail it not
later than Oct. 25, 1937.
FIRST PRIZE
GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A BREAK
Nothing has done so much to make
the old home what it used to be as
Radio. I tune in the little day-to-day
plays, with musical interludes, while
doing my housework, and it just makes
things hum — BUT — Seems that there
is just bound to be a but —
I do not like to hear the same voice
on several different plays — it spoils the
realism. For instance, David Harum
is a grand character with his easy drawl,
and his voice gives you a good picture of him, makes the
play live, but you tune right onto another play of a diff-
erent type and hear the same drawling voice, and you just
say "shucks" and tune it out. (Continued on page 85)
They didn't do this when WE were young. . .
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SPECIAL MEDICAL CARE . . . SPECIAL DIET.
EVEN A SPECIAL LAXATIVE!
THAT'S WHY BABIES ARE BETTER OFF TODAY!
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It's fun to be a baby today!
Look . . .
He GETS special visits from the doctor.
He eats special foods ... Is washed with
special soap . . . Sprinkled with special pow-
der.
And, of course, he gets a special laxa-
tive, too. How reasonable . . .
For if his tiny system is too delicate for
adult foods and adult activity, it is also
too delicate for "adult" laxatives. Even
when given in smaller doses.
That's why physicians everywhere sug-
gest Fletcher's Castoria when children
need help in elimination.
For Fletcher's Castoria is made espe-
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chiefly in the lower bowel.
It is mild . . .yet thorough. And it won't
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Without any harsh drugs .. .without any
narcotics . . . it's a child's laxative pure
and simple. And we sincerely recommend
it as such.
Do you know that even the taste of
Fletcher's Castoria is made especially for
children? They take it without forcing.
This is more important than it sounds.
Doctors tell us that the revulsion a
child feels when forced to take a medi-
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vous system.
So have faith in Fletcher's Castoria.
More than five million mothers depend
upon it. It won't fail you.
Rely on it whenever your child needs
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The Laxative Made Especially
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A CHARMING GOLFER
FROM THE NORTH SHORE
OF LONG ISLAND . . .
WHO ILLUSTRATES
THE IMPORTANCE OF
HEALTHY NERVES
PEGGY, lovely daughter of the Philip
Stevensons of Glen Cove, Long Island,
has been feted from Newport to Palm
Beach. In clothes, Peggy's taste is simple.
Note the nubby woolen jacket she wears
above — a "comfy" for the golf she enjoys
so much. Her cigarette preference is
Camels. "After nine stiff holes of golf,"
she says, "I'm not so fresh as when I
started out. But Camels give my energy
a lift! And they are gentle on my throat."
Turn to Camels. Like Miss Stevenson,
you will find that Camels are so mild
that you can smoke them steadily with-
out their getting on your nerves.
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-l(fht. 1937. R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.. Winston-Salem. N.C.
Other women distinguished in society who also prefer
Camel's mild, delicate flavor:
MRS. NICHOLAS BIDDLE, Philadelphia
MRS. POWELL CABOT, Boston
MRS. THOMAS M. CARNEGIE, JR., New York
MRS. J. GARDNER C00LIDGE 2nd, Boston
MRS. ANTHONY J. DREXEL 3rd, Philadelphia
MRS. OGDEN HAMMOND, JR., New York
MISS WENDY MORGAN. New York
MRS. NICHOLAS G. PENNIMAN III, Baltimore
MRS. JOHN W. ROCKEFELLER, JR., New York
MRS. RUFUS PAINE SPALDING III, Pasadena
MRS. LOUIS SWIFT, JR., Chicago
MRS. BARCLAY WARBURTON, JR., Philadelphia
CAMELS NEVER GET ON YOUR NERVES
DALE CARNEGIE, WHOSE
BEST SELLER HAS IN
SPIRED MILLIONS, TELLS
YOU HOW YOU CAN REV-
OLUTIONIZE YOUR LIFE
How Radio Can Help You Win
Friends and Influence People
B y
W H E
THERE is one great lesson every-
one can learn by listening to the
radio," Dale Carnegie told me.
"It is the first lesson that a person
who wishes to be successful in all
his human contacts must learn."
We were sitting in Carnegie's penthouse, combined office
and living quarters, atop a New York skyscraper — a com-
fortable little apartment, furnished with a daybed, several
deep leather-upholstered chairs, and a desk. One floor
below is the busy Carnegie Institute of Public Speaking
and Human Relations — a cluster of offices and class-rooms,
populated by secretaries and instructors.
Down there, at the reception desk, I knew there was a
secretary with one eye on the clock and a finger poised
over the buzzer, ready to warn Carnegie when my time
was up and his next appointment was waiting to see him.
Carnegie, of course, knew it too, but
QAM his easy, unhurried manner gave no in-
dication that we didn't have the rest
E L E R of the afternoon before us.
And I knew, too, that this ease of
manner was added proof that Dale
Carnegie himself practices the truths he preaches in "How
to Win Friends and Influence People" — that astounding
book which has topped non-fiction best-seller lists for the
past six months until it has sold more than half a million
copies and has been read, certainly, by several times that
many people.
Years ago, Carnegie realized that the first desire of
nearly everyone in the world is to have good health, and
that the second greatest desire is to be able to get along
well with other people — to have friends and be well liked
in his community. Twenty-five (Continued on page 58)
TWO OF THE YEAR'S BRIGHTEST
STARS SHOULD BE THE BIT-
TEREST RIVALS, AND YET—
KIRTLEY BASKETTE
ABOUT four months ago, out at 20th Century-Fox stu-
dios in Hollywood, a knotty casting headache loomed.
The biggest picture of the year, "In Old Chicago,"
was preparing to shoot. It demanded a rare cast combi-
nation. The O'Leary boys, Jack and Dion, were brothers,
closer than close. They had to look like one another, act
like one another, reveal on the screen a sympathy and un-
derstanding minus any trace of unconvincing fake. What's
more, since "In Old Chicago" was Darryl Zanuck's big
prestige spectacle, both had to be top-flight stars.
You could have combed Hollywood for the order without
any luck. But they filled it in two minutes right there on
the lot. They filled it because Don Ameche and Tyrone
Power had met back four years ago in a Chicago radio
station and had both instantly felt the electric spark of a
great friendship.
There is something uncanny about that friendship — some-
thing so fine and strong that only by knowing about it can
you realize what swell guys this Ameche and this Power are.
Because it just isn't the sort of friendship that flourishes
in Hollywood. It has no right to exist at all. By all the
laws of nature Don Ameche and Tyrone Power should go
out of their ways to avoid each other, should have nothing
but ill to say of each other, should lie awake nights to
think up ways of doing the other out of his heart's desire.
12
Plenty of pals and famous friendships are scattered
throughout Hollywood and radio. But there is none like the
friendship of Don Ameche and Tyrone Power, tested and
tempered by the keenest kind of competition which started
the minute they met and exists to this day. What is so
remarkable is that instead of straining their friendship to
the breaking point, each new conflict between their careers
has served only to bring them closer together, assure each
of them once more of the other's worth.
Don and Ty have actually become better friends every
time Fate has tossed their careers into a squared circle
and hammered the gong.
It was that way in Chicago, four years ago, when Ty
landed there on his way to New York and hit the radio
studios for work. He had promise. Producers told him so.
Everybody was for him. But he stayed in minor radio
parts because — Don Ameche was in Chicago, too.
And at last Tyrone Power left Chicago — and radio — be-
cause of Don Ameche.
You see, in those days this young Power-house had only
a name handed down from his dad. He was nobody. Ty-
rone was a tyro; new, raw, young, unseasoned. He had a
good voice, a swell air personality, but they were a dime
a dozen. There weren't so many dramatic shows on the air,
and when sponsors wanted to start a new one they didn't
regularly then and Ty didn't eat very regularly either.
So he was inclined to take whatever showed up in
the way of work. This time the spot was on a homely
program we'll call "Uncle Bob," because it wasn't "Uncle
Bob."
Ty showed up in a studio room covered with newspapers.
Uncle Bob greeted him warmly.
"Well," he said, "let's go on the air."
"Okay," said Ty, "where's the script?"
"Script?" Uncle Bob shook his head. "We don't use any
script. Here — " he handed Ty a sheaf of colored comic
sections. "We just read these."
Y checked his amazement and swallowed his pride; he
needed the job. But when he had finished emoting from
"Red Barry," "Buck Rogers," "Tarzan" and "Flash Gordon,"
he stamped home in disgust.
"A fine business for an actor," he told himself, "reading
funny papers! Nuts to radio!"
The next day he packed his things and
caught the train to New York. Don Ameche
wished him good luck and told him goodbye.
The next time they met both were in Holly-
wood.
History, of course, has a way of repeating
itself. But in the case of Tyrone Power and
Don Ameche, it is nothing short of startling
the way the situation existing years before in
Chicago set itself up exactly the same way in
Hollywood.
Ty had gone on to New York, starved and
pounded the pavements and landed — in a fairly
modest way. A break with Katherine Cornell
brought him before the movie scouts; his
screen test was okayed and Darryl Zanuck put
him on the payroll. But hundreds of young
actors get movie contracts every year. And
darned few stick. Ty had nothing really but
a chance when he came to Hollywood. That
was in May. (Continued on page 81)
care about gambling on
somebody the air audience
had never heard of.
On the other hand, Don
Ameche was an established
star and a big radio name.
Time and again Ty strug-
gled up to the brink of a
contract that would give
him his chance, but always,
somehow, there was Don
Ameche in the way. The
First Nighter went on the
air. Don Ameche got the
star spot. And Ty drew a
bit on the same show. Don
Ameche went on to become
the most popular dramatic
star on the airwaves and
Tyrone Power — well, there's
a little story about his exit
from radio.
He got a call one day
for a broadcasting job.
Calls didn't come very
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TYRONE POWER
DON AMECHE
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TWO OF THE YEAR'S BRIGHTEST
STARS SHOULD BE THE BIT-
TEREST RIVALS, AND YET—
By
KIRTLEY BASKETTE
ABOUT four months ago, out at 20th Century-Fox stu-
i dios in Hollywood, a knotty casting headache loomed.
I he biggest picture of the year, "In Old Chicago "
was preparing to shoot. It demanded a rare cast combi-
nation. The O'Leary boys, Jack and Dion, were brothers,
closer than close. They had to look like one another, act
like one another, reveal on the screen a sympathy and un-
derstanding m,nus any trace of unconvincing fake What's
more, since "In Old Chicago" was Darryl Zanuck's big
presttge spectacle, both had to be top-flight stars 6
anvTucT 1 ?T°tr\ H°llyW0Od f0r the order without
T . x?Ut ^fyJfi led n ln two minxes right there on
jn Hollywood „ ;„;h ™ * J'» *P to. flourish*
l»ws „t nature Don Amedie ,«.! T,„ i ""■ By a" tlle
Plenty of pals and famous friendships are scattered
throughout Hollywood and radio. But there is none like the
friendship of Don Ameche and Tyrone Power, tested and
tempered by the keenest kind of competition which started
the minute they met and exists to this day. What is so
remarkable is that instead of straining their friendship to
the breaking point, each new conflict between their careers
has served only to bring them closer together, assure each
ot them once more of the other's worth
Don and Ty have actually become better friends every
Z\^Lh:i theSSg1ngtheir CareCrS int° a *»Mred CirC'e
landedath^at "!? '" Chicag°' four >**« ago. when Ty
s ulos for l°l SuWuy ,t0 New York and hit the radio
Eve vbodv w f Hl-had Pr°mise- Producers told him so.
partsybecayusllri0r a "u But he stayed in minor 'adi°
Ad iTt Ameche Was in Chicago, too.
ca^of Sfe P°Wer 'eft Chica^"d -dio-be-
a nie'handeH11^6 dT thiS y°Ung P™er-house had only
rone was a Jvl W" fr0m his dad He w^ nobody. Ty-
Zd voce ayswe.|eW' '*"■ y°Ung' ""basoned. He had a
a doJn There w ™t Personality. but they were a dime
a^entlT: fT^ dramatic shows on the ^
sponsors wanted to start a new one they didn't
20th Century-Fox
care about gambling on
somebody the air audience
had never heard of.
On the other hand, Don
Ameche was an established
star and a big radio name.
Time and again Ty strug-
gled up to the brink of a
contract that would give
him his chance, but always,
somehow, there was Don
Ameche in the way. The
First Nighter went on the
air. Don Ameche got the
star spot. And Ty drew a
bit on the same show. Don
Ameche went on to become
the most popular dramatic
star on the airwaves and
Tyrone Power — well, there's
a little story about his exit
from radio.
He got a call one day
for a broadcasting job.
Calls didn't come very
regularly then and Ty didn't eat very regularly either.
So he was inclined to take whatever showed up in
the way of work. This time the spot was on a homely
program we'll call "Uncle Bob," because it wasn't "Uncle
Bob."
Ty showed up in a studio room covered with newspapers.
Uncle Bob greeted him warmly.
"Well," he said, "let's go on the air."
"Okay," said Ty, "where's the script?"
"Script?" Uncle Bob shook his head. "We don't use any
script. Here—" he handed Ty a sheaf of colored comic
sections. "We just read these."
T Y checked his amazement and swallowed his pride ; he
needed the job. But when he had finished emoting from
"Red Barry," "Buck Rogers," "Tarzan" and "Flash Gordon,"
he stamped home in disgust.
"A fine business for an actor," he told himself, "reading
funny papers! Nuts to radio!"
The next day he packed his things and
caught the train to New York. Don Ameche
wished him good luck and told him goodbye.
The next time they met both were in Holly-
wood.
History, of course, has a way of repeating
itself. But in the case of Tyrone Power and
Don Ameche, it is nothing short of startling
the way the situation existing years before in
Chicago set itself up exactly the same way in
Hollywood.
Ty had gone on to New York, starved and
pounded the pavements and landed — in a fairly
modest way. A break with Katherine Cornell
brought him before the movie scouts; his
screen test was okayed and Darryl Zanuck put
him on the payroll. But hundreds of young
actors get movie contracts every year. And
darned few stick. Ty had nothing really but
a chance when he came to Hollywood. That
was in May. (Continued on page 81 )
THE BUND CAN SEE;
MELLO EVERYBODY:
Gee, you know, it isn't often that a real true adven-
ture story can get under my skin and well kind of sort
of get me. But by golly, the other night on my program,
your True Adventures for Colgate, 1 told a story that just
left me speechless. Well, it's a fact. 1 don't know when in
all my years of broadcasting — of telling stories on the air to
you — that 1 ever found myself in such a spot.
But this story I was telling the other night had a lot
more to it than just thrills and action. I like action and
thrills, but believe me, all adventures don't have to be
packed with gun shots, and galloping horses, and roaring
planes, no sir. This story was one of silence and darkness.
It was a story of courage such as you and 1 perhaps will
never know but that we recognize and envy. It was a story
of grit and determination. And
too, it was a story of beauty,
of beauty that we cannot see or
hear, but of beauty that Ste-
phen Cartright felt for eleven
long years.
Steve Cartright was a nor-
mal, lively, clean-living young-
ster whose parents died when
he was a baby. So he
learned at a tender age to
stand on his own personal
feet. If, while he was work-
ing his way through college, he
thought about bridge building
as he served charming coeds
at the soda fountain, he was
no different from the youth of
today who spent half their
time dreaming about the fu-
ture. But a lot of unusual
things were to happen to him
before commencement day.
The first was that misun-
derstanding on the Mexican
border. For that, Steve left
college and enlisted in the U. S.
Army in 1916. And very early
in 1917 we find him with the
Eighth Infantry in the Philip-
pine Islands. Not long after
he arrived, he passed an exami-
nation for which he had been
cramming and was commis-
sioned a second lieutenant.
Still ambitious, he used his
spare time studying the Russian language. That was about
the time the Bolsheviks blew the lid off old St. Petersburg.
Uncle Sam sent a military observer to Siberia, where a
nasty civil war was being fought by Reds and Whites. And
Steve was detailed to go along in command of a detachment
of enlisted men. A few weeks later the military observer
was sent to Kiev, a mighty long distance from Siberia. That
left Steve alone with his handful of infantrymen.
There were some British troops nearby. One day a
British major told Steve the Russians were going to attack
and asked him to join forces. That night found Steve and
his doughboys in an outpost directing artillery fire by tele-
phone. Early in the fighting telephone communication was
broken by shell fire.
When the British counter-attacked and recaptured the
outpost they found it a shambles. A direct hit had sent
the heavy timbers and tons of earth crashing down upon the
occupants. Every one of those Americans was wounded.
Steve, he was told in the British Red Cross Hospital where
14
By FLOYD
GIBBONS
he woke up, had a badly fractured skull. While he was
recovering he became chummy with two Tommies on cots
that flanked his. On one of the dreary days that dragged
along they began discussing Steve's case.
"Now take the leftenant, lyin' alongside o' me 'ere, John.
'E thinks 'e's lucky," Dick said.
"How is that?" Steve asked.
"Well sir, when your leg is gone, it's gone. But when
you cracks your bloomin' 'ead you don't know what's liable
to come about."
"Don't worry about my head," Steve replied. "It's as
good as the next man's. And when this show is all over
I'm going home and prove it."
Within a month Steve was assigned to duty with an
American brigade of infantry that had arrived while he
was convalescing. When our
troops were at last withdrawn
Steve came home with them.
And when he was discharged
he made a bee-line for the col-
lege he had quit in 1916. Study-
ing hard, he finished his work
in two more years and imme-
diately found employment
with a large steel company as
a metallurgist.
A few years later Steve
visited Long Beach, Cal., dur-
ing his vacation, stopping at
the home of his friend, John
Fischer. One afternoon after
lunch Steve turned on the
radio. The set warmed up just
in time to carry the introduc-
tion of Miss Jessica Dragon-
ette, who sang "Alice Blue
Gown."
When she finished, Steve
turned off the radio. To the
inquiring Fisher he said he
thought the perfect song would
be spoiled by anything that
followed. Steve remembers the
incident vividly. For, you see,
it was the last song he ever
heard. Or heard just that
way.
Later in the day Steve sat
down on the beach, a little
short of breath after an hour's
swim. As he turned and
twisted to reach for a cigarette held out by his friend, who
was sitting a little behind him —
Something snapped.
A terrific pain shot through Steve's head. Blood gushed
from his nose and mouth.
I N the hospital where Steve came to, the doctor said he
had had a cerebral hemorrhage. It was the result of that
fractured skull he had suffered in Siberia. That Tommy
had been right. "When you cracks yer bloomin' 'ead you
don't know what's liable to come about."
It was dark when Steve awoke in the hospital. He
called for lights. A nurse touched his forehead with her
hand to quiet him.
Hours later there were still no lights. But there were
people in the room. He could sense their presence. But he
could not hear them. He called out for lights. And could
not hear his own voice. And then came to Steve the ter-
rifying realization that he could not {Continued on page 65)
THE DEAF CAN HEAR
THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS REPORTER BEGINS AN EX-
CLUSIVE SERIES OF YOUR TRUE ADVENTURES FILLED
WITH ALL OF REAL LIFE'S PATHOS AND EMOTIONS
13
• Who could resist that smile of young Mr. Kenny Baker, so happy about
his success in the picture "Mr. Dodd Takes the Air"? We're happy
because he returns to the air with Jack Benny October third, on the
same program that gave him his start less than two short years ago.
Scotty IVelbournc
Photo by Ed. Estabrook
• Universal Films has signed him to a contract and the New York Times
has published an editorial on him. He's Charlie McCarthy, radio's
obnoxious dummy whose unhappy master is Edgar Bergen. Now turn the
page and read what Charlie writes about "The Women I Have Loved."
17
IT was Dorothy Lamour who first dubbed me "Casanova"
McCarthy. Ah, Dottie! Ah, women! I've learned about
them since I came to Hollywood.
There was blonde Ann Harding, blonde Carole Lombard,
blonde Mary Boland.blonde Constance Bennett, blonde Son ja
Henie, blonde Ann Sothern, blonde Gladys George, blonde
Mrs. Buddy Rogers (I've got to be -careful since I offered
Mary Pickford that McCarthy Clipper and Mow Them
Down ride to Mexico City — Buddy may catch up with me),
blonde Joan Blondell. . . . say, Bergen, can't you stop this,
or bring in a brunette? That's right, Zasu Pitts and Jose-
phine Hutchinson aren't blondes, are they? And neither is
May Robson ... I wonder if she still wants me to be her
18
little boy? She certainly did make, a play for me!
Dottie doesn't like it. I suppose she's jealous of my pla-
tonic friendships with Carol, Sonja, and Joan. But can I
help it if they like me? Of course not.
Take that meeting of mine with Carole Lombard. It was
most upsetting. Not for me. of course. But for Bergen.
He got absolutely furious with jealousy.
Even Mister Don Ameche, our master of ceremonies. He
wouldn't introduce me to Miss Lombard at first.
"She wouldn't talk to you, Charlie," he told me. "She
dates the best men in Hollywood."
I had to tell him she hadn't met the best man in Holly-
wood yet, before he'd break down and introduce us. And
THEY CALL HIM CASANOVA McCARTHY, THE ROLLICKING HEART-
BREAKER OF HOLLYWOOD, WHO KISSES— AND THEN TELLS HERE IN
HIS OWN WORDS ABOUT ALL THE GLAMOR GALS HE HAS LOVED
Ah women! I've learned about them
in Hollywood. Take Carole Lombard
(far left) — if you can get her — who
said, "Charlie, I'm madly in love
with you," and Connie Bennett who
said, "You look better every day."
It was Dottie Lamour
dubbed me "Casanova." I suppose
she's jealous of my platonic friend-
ships with Carole, Sonja Henie and
lovely Joan Blondell. But can I help it
if they all like me? Of course not;
was he blushing when he heard the way Carole went right
after me.
"Charlie!" she said in her husky contralto,
we meet!"
That had the boys for a minute, all right. So I modestly
replied:
"Oh, Miss Lombard, 1 have so much to tell you."
"Charlie!" she breathed.
"Carole!" I replied, thawing a bit. "At last, Carole, we
are alone. For years I have wanted to tell you how beau-
tiful and charming and stuff you are."
"You're not just saying that, are you?" she said with a
flash of her lambent eyes. (Continued on page 62)
THEY CALL HIM CASANOVA McCARTHY, THE ROLLICKING HEART-
BREAKER OF HOLLYWOOD. WHO KISSES— AND THEN TELLS HERE IN
HIS OWN WORDS ABOUT ALL THE GLAMOR GALS HE HAS LOVED
I1 "as l)lM tnova"
*,Ul di.Dottie! Ah, women! I've learned about
nee i cami
le 1 ombard,
aett.blondeSonja
blonde
K"8 o be -careful sincel oSd
K"y ' ;k""' ",hv Clipper and Mow tS
She certainly did make, a play for me!
Dottie doesn'1 like it. I suppose she's jealous of my pla-
tomc friendships with Carol. Sonja, and Joan. But can I
help it il they like me? Of course not
I ake that meeting of mine with Carole Lombard. It was
most upsetting Not for me, of course. But for Bergen.
He got absolutely furious with jealousy
I ven Mister Don Ameche. our master of reremnnies IK
blonde Joan BlondeU. J ™ «£■ ^^^ « to Miss LomS at fi™
-- » £ datSlhrSmenll: hXoo^'" ^ t0'd ^ "^
wJodaif°W '"T ?J}euhadn,« ™t 'he best man in Holly-
wood yet, before he d break down and introduce us. And
Robson- •» «n«ter if she still wants me to b , he
I
It was Dottie Lamour who first
dubbed me "Casanova." I suppose
she's jealous of my platonic friend-
ships with Carole, Sonja Henie and
lovely Joan Blondell. But can I help it
if they all like me? Of course not!
was he blushing when he heard the way Carole went right
after me.
"Charlie!" she said in her husky contralto. "At last
we meet!"
That had the boys for a minute, all right. So I modestly
replied:
"Oh. Miss Lombard, I have so much to tell you."
"Charlie!" she breathed.
"Carole!" I replied, thawing a bit. "At last, Carole, we
are alone. For years I have wanted to tell you how beau-
tiful and charming and stuff you are "
'You're not just saying that, are you?" she said with a
flash of her lambent eyes. (Continued on page 62)
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\A-
Heaven help professionals on a night like this!
Grade Allen's taken up tap dancing and Fred
Astaire's stuck with it, as you can easily see
by these pictures as Gracie and George Burns re-
hearse with Fred for RKO's "A Damsel in Distress."
EVEN GRACIE'S DANCING
Directly above, it looks like such an easy job when Fred
starts. But then Gracie gets some ideas of her own, and
when George joins in, Fred gives up and sits down. Gracie
makes a bulls-eye on George's toe, so he quits too — while
Stoneface Astaire turns a deaf ear to their pleas for help.
V
John of John-Frederics started the
vogue for those crownless hats.
YOUR
DIRECT FROM A RUDY YALLEE PROGRAM,
A SPARKLING FORECAST OF HOW YOU'LL
COYER YOUR HEAD THIS FALL— AND WHY
FROM Rudy Vallee's radio program comes this amusing
and instructive interview between Rudy and John Fred-
erics, hat wizard, which brings us up to date on Amer-
ica's "overhead" for the coming season.
Vallee: During the past year the women of these United
States spent more than one hundred million dollars for new
hats. You might not think so to look at them, but all those
hats had to be designed by somebody. And the designer
whose ideas have most consistently influenced the trade is
one Mr. John Frederics of John-Frederics Incorporated,
Madison Avenue, New York — a firm which caters to people
who are definitely "in the dough," if they will pardon a
vulgar phrase.
For example, it was John of John-Frederics who created,
literally out of thin air, the present vogue for hats with
no crowns — hats with tops that appear to have been nibbled
away by an absent-minded goat. That was nearly two
years ago, at Palm Beach, and the topless topees were sold
to swank sunshine-seekers for twenty-eight-fifty and up,
mostly up. Now, I'm told, you can get them for forty-nine
cents — and everybody's wearing 'em. Or were, the last time
I looked.
It takes, as I've said, all kinds of people to make a town
like New York. Here's a living New York success story
and an enemy of the pocketbook of all male mankind —
John of John-Frederics. Mr. Frederics, answer me this:
Why did you remove the tops out of the hats of the women
of this great nation?
John: Well, Rudy, my partner and I had been getting
It was Rudy Vallee who inter-
viewed this heartless hat dictator.
well paid for a
number of years
for what we put
into and on top
of hats. It oc-
curred to me that
we might iust as
well get paid for
what we took out
of hats. So I de-
signed the open-
crown or air-con-
ditioned lids for
ladies.
Vallee : And
the ladies loved them.
John : Heaven bless 'em, yes.
Vallee: Do you think it's true, Mr. Frederics, that hat
designing is an art?
John: Well, just between us artists — no. It's a trade, Mr.
Vallee. Like plumbing or bee-keeping or crooning popular
songs.
Vallee: And how did you get into this trade of thinking
up hats?
John: My mother was a milliner. I grew up in the trade,
so to speak. It seemed to be the thing I could do best. I
wanted to design hats — so I did.
Vallee: I see. And now, from your viewpoint as a hat
expert, can you tell us what's new (Continued on page 57)
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RADIO MIRROR'S OWN
Editor's Note: Vacation's over, and the Al Johon pro-
gram is back on the air — Tuesday nights at 8:30, E.S.T.,
with Parkyakarkus, Martha Raye, and Victor Young's or-
chestra. You'll want to listen to them, but you'll also want
to read this, the third in Radio Mirror's series of READIO-
broadcasts.
Y
OU'VE probably suspected it for a long time, and now
you can be sure: Parkyakarkus is the dumbest Greek
that ever came out of Athens. He's the funniest too,
and that's why Radio Mirror is so proud to present this
special READio-broadcast, with all the hilarious evidence
set before ^you so you can judge for yourselves if there's a
dumber man living. The evidence is all in the records —
every bit of it taken from material furnished by Al Jolson
and Parkyakarkus on their broadcasts — the first time it's
ever been collected into one fast-and-furious, conclusive
half-hour of fun.
Order in the court! The prosecuting attorney is Al Jolson,
and you're the judge and jury. Hold your hats — let's go!
LISTEN IN ON THE PRINTED PAGE TO A SIDE-SPLITTING PROGRAM
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Al Jolson: Hello, folks! You know, history has given
us Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Three Wise Men, Two
Smith Brothers — but, thank Heaven, only one Parkyakar-
kus — and here he is, on trial for his sanity!
Parky: Hello, Sonny Boy. Where's Jolson?
Al: (It's starting already) Where's Jolson? Who am I?
Parky: Don't you know either?
Al: Look, Parkyakarkus, don't tell anybody, but I'm
Jolson. Remember, you met me last week — and every week
before that?
Parky: No, I couldn't remember you because I never
forget a face.
Al: This must be a new kind of language — if you never
forget a face, why can't you remember mine?
Parky: (Scornfully) You call that a face?
Al: Now, look, Parkyakarkus, we may as well under-
stand each other right now —
Parky: Yeah, well, it's a hard job to understand when
you talk. You talk with a dialect.
Al: (Stung to the quick) I'd like (Continued on page 92)
WHICH PROVES THAT THE WORD THE GREEKS HAD WAS— LAUGHTER
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By JACKSHER
THE BIGGER THEY ARE
THIS is a fable of a huge rattle and two gigantic babies.
You, the people, are the rattle. The National Broad-
casting Company and the Columbia Broadcasting Sys-
tem are the two gigantic babies. Time was, with these hot-
headed kiddies struggling to get and hold the rattle, that
radio listening was swell. Now the rattle's a side issue and
they're fighting each other; they're far more concerned
with upsetting each other's cribs and dosing each other's
spinach with castor oil.
And radio listening isn't so swell.
It's not that radio ain't what it
used to be — it's that it isn't what
it could be. You said so yourself.
But who can put that small piece
of logic across with so much com-
petitive shrieking going on in the
nursery?
In case you've been bored lately
(as who hasn't) by a lot of the
programs you've tuned in, this is
partly why: Much of NBC's and
CBS' money, time and ideas are
spent trying to keep each other from broadcasting the pro-
grams you want to hear. Or better still, if one of them
can get a certain feature on the air two seconds before its
rival does, that's pulling a nifty! It doesn't matter what the
feature's about. If CBS discovers NBC is going to treat its
listeners to a frog derby they'll go to any end to broadcast
a frog derby of their own to you first.
By the way, you're not so keen about frog derbies, are
you ?
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INTO YOUR CELLARS.
READERS— THE NET
WORKS ARE A-FEUDIN'
Well anyhow, the reason for these foolish fights and re-
sulting foolish programs is pretty much that the networks
are still in their infancy. Newspapers suffered the same
growing pain until they realized their readers were far
more pleased by a good story than they were by a 'scoop'
on a rival sheet. Nowadays 'scoops' are rare but the gen-
eral run of stories is excellent. There have been a few op-
timistic souls who have tried to bring home to the networks
the neat point about less fighting and better programs. But
Junior's as hard-headed as the next
one. You can't tell him a thing,
you've got to let him find it out for
himself.
The quarrel between the net-
works rages in all departments.
Special events, stunt broadcasts,
commercial programs, sustaining
programs, press releases, even the
artists bureaus become entangled.
Ever since radio's three-cornered
pants era the NBC-CBS scrap has
been kicking up considerable dust
in the Fifties. But nobody paid much mind to it until the
recent Hindenburg disaster, upon which occasion these two
big kids came to noisy verbal blows over — of all things —
a telephone booth.
You see, the first thing any network does when it broad-
casts outside its home studios is to fix it so all witnesses and
photographers present can't possibly mistake which network
is doing the broadcasting. And this they accomplish by car-
rying, with every microphone that {Continued on page 73)
Grade Allen's air
Romeo is handsome
Tony Martin —
but he's really
still Alice
Faye's beau.
Maxine, above, is Phi!
Spitalny's attractive
singer, on his all girl
Hourof Charm program
NBC, Monday nights.
PERSONALITY
CLOSE-UPS
Beth Holly of One
Man's Family is Barbara
Jo Allen below, who
poses with her daugh-
ter Joan, radio veteran.
Left, meet
Laurette Fill-
brandt, who is
Dot Houston on
Sunday's Tale of
Today, over NBC.
IT'S OUR STAR REPORTER BROADCASTING,
TELLING ALL THE SECRETS YOU SHOULD
KNOW AND PERHAPS A FEW YOU SHOULDN'T
THE Alice Faye-Tony Martin ro-
mance continues warm, but pub-
licity keeps hooking Alice with
other men. And, since Tony is pretty
touchy, Alice finds it a bit difficult to
keep his feelings from being hurt. . . .
Gertrude Niesen saw the sun rise and
set on Craig Reynolds not so very long
ago but right now she's unselfishly shar-
ing her time with too many swains to
be sure just which is the "heart" . . .
Of course it's been kept pretty quiet
but I'll bet you a hat that Benny Good-
man is more than seriously considering
the marital leap with Phoebe Turbell,
the Chicago society eye-widener.
Al Pearce made a generous gesture
last week. He sent several large motor
busses to the Old Soldiers' Home at
Sawtelle, picked up a mess of vets and
took them to the broadcast of his coast-
to-coaster. After the air show, Al put
on some entertainment that had the
old warriors rolling in the aisles with
glee and merriment. A bouquet to Al,
therefore.
* * *
INVESTMENTS
Jerry Cooper is the latest entertainer
to follow in the footsteps of the cinema
smarties and invest his $$$$. He just
bought a string of bungalows in Holly-
wood which pay him a monthly income.
Insurance, as it were, against the day
popularity becomes a deflated balloon.
You should get a load of Bob Burns
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and his hair. He's to portray a certain
role in a forthcoming moompicher and
so hasn't been allowed to have his locks
barbered. The guy looks like the hairy
ape. On Sunset Boulevard, a day or so
ago, Bob was invited to race with a guy
in a gray roadster. In the course of the
getaway, Bob pulled ahead. Suddenly,
the gray roadster turned a corner on
two wheels and Bob heard the motor-
cycle siren. As he held the ticket for
speeding, he wondered if the gray
roadster was bait for the speed cop.
In case you're curious, that ravishing
brunette who is seen everywhere with
W. C. Fields, is a Spanish senorita
named Carlotta Monti. She's been sec-
retary for Bill come ten years next
Whitsuntide, and has stuck to him
through fun and frolic, sickness and
suits.
At that press party for Don Ameche,
the handsome lad cleaned the news-
paper boys like a hound's tooth. That
doesn't seem to be the smart thing to
do but Don had one of those winning
streaks and couldn't lose. One hand, he
threw away three kings, held only the
King of Hearts and filled the hand out
to a flush. How do you like that?
* * *
PRETTY PROGRESS
The last of the plain, mousie, school-
marm concert singers has finally gotten
an injection of Hollywood and has gone
glamour with a vengeance. While Fran-
cia White was always sweet and charm-
ing, she was definitely plain about it
but now this Covina, California, ca-
nary sports a fringed hair-cut, cute
curls and daring decolletage in her eve-
ning gowns. However, her voice is
still as clear as crystal and warmer than
an August afternoon in Georgia.
Despite millions of joint denials of
marriage, newspapermen feel pretty
sure Lily Pons can legally sign her
name "Mrs. Andre Kostelanetz."
They're immensely popular. In Chi-
cago's Grant Park, you'd have thought
they were Garbo and Gable when the
nearly 200,000 people pressed in on
them and forced authorities to rush
an armored car to the scene so that
Lily and Kosty might get safely away
from their admirers. Incidentally,
these two find lucky for them, those
things most of us consider unlucky. Au-
to license numbers are AK1? and LP13.
their summer concert in the Hollywood
Bowl was on August 13 and Lily owns
and adores a black cat, recently lost
but recovered.
Charlie Butterworth had dozens of
automatic pencils engraved "To Tom
from Charlie," distributed them to the
sound men, musicians and technicians
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Jerry Cooper (left, with Frances Longford) is
making Hollywood realtors happy; and Deanna Dur-
bin, below with Mischa Auer, Leopold Stokowski,
and Adolphe Menjou, gets a spanking from Jimmie.
on the program. What about the guvs
whose handles were not "Tom"? There,
customer, you have me. I wouldn't
know.
Speaking of Charlie Butterworth, he
and Bob Benchley are inseparable pals.
These guys even share dates with Tala
Birell or Hazel Forbes, the tooth paste
heiress.
Werner Janssen, son of a famed res-
taurateur, began his musical career
by tinkling a piano in a sailors' dive,
played an accompaniment to Will Rog-
ers' rope-twirling act in the Follies,
and finally "arrived," giving a concert
in famed Hollywood Bowl this summer.
OPEN LETTER TO DEANNA DURBIN
Deanna, darling, I love you but you
worry me — and lots more of your
friends. You're still pretty young (and
very pretty) and I'm going to talk to
you like a Dutch uncle in the hope you
won't go on making a very serious mis-
take. Lots of stars have gotten tem-
peramental but I can't remember one
who got away with it very long. Don't
you think you're making a needless fuss
to insist on your own interviewers?
And do you think it's right to hold up
picture and radio production whenever
it suits your fancy? Talk is that you're
acting mighty spoiled now that fortune
has smiled on you. But Deanna, the
newspaper boys don't like that — and
you can't blame them. And you might
like to know that publicity makes or
breaks public figures in show business.
So, for your own good, why not stop
worrying your friends; why not turn
on the full force of your lovely charm
and personality and make everyone
love you? Uncle Jimmie suggests that
you do an about-face before it's too
late and they shut out the sunlight.
Yours for great success with many
friends, J. M. F.
(Continued an page 68 )
Hyman Fink
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Bruce riles Fidler; right, Mr. and Mrs. Gene Raymond.
• Seldom has the fury of fans waxed hotter than when Nelson Eddy's followers learned he'd joined the Chase &
Sanborn broadcasts. Sacrilege to mix his baritone with the gags of W. C. Fields and Charlie McCarthy!
Now everyone's happy, for Nelson is having the time of his life sparring with his two riotous companions. His newest
picture will be "Rosalie" with a new leading lady, Eleanor Powell. And guess what? He's learning to dance for this!
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young actress, who comes to the air October third for a four-week stand. She will be heard on the Columbia network
Sunday afternoons, in a four-act play, "First Love." At the moment, all her time is taken up with work in her
newest picture, "Live, Love and Learn," and a polite but firm feud with Robert Montgomery, who plays opposite her.
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A model for the school mis;
is Deanna Durbin's fall ward-
robe. Homework's fun in this
taffeta hostess gown striped
in green, gold, rust and blue.
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Frocks are smart for fall,
especially this blue cotton
with its ski-jumper print.
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For crisp days — this
blue and black tweed
skirt and beige cash-
mere sweater. Right,
Dean na 's aqua-marine
taffeta party frock.
Photos through courtesy of Universal Films which star Deanna in "One Hundred Men and a Girl"
Colder nights call for this practical, yet smart and feminine tailored robe of soft pink quilted silk with
its zipper all the way down the front. The fur-trimmed bedroom slippers are of the same material.
35
BOOKS as if radio, having hired Ty-
rone Power to star in a series of
Sunday-evening programs, starting
October third doesn't quite know what
to do with him. It's the old story about
drama on the air and its shortcomings.
Anyway, the best the sponsors have
been able to think up so far is to pre-
pare a set of adaptations of Broadway
hit plays of some years back — "Her
Cardboard Lover" and the like — to
star him in. Later on, it's said, there
will be dramatizations of magazine
short stories, but in the meantime we'll
have to be satisfied listening to this
bright new star in revised versions of
things we've heard before. . . . You
can't really blame the sponsors, though.
Getting a steady, week-to-week stream
of good dramatic material for the air
has stumped many a good man.
THE Camel people, sponsors of Jack
Oakie's show, think they may have
solved this little toughie of a problem.
They've hired George Marion, Jr., to
write the playlets in which Jack and
his guest stars will appear on the air
— and George Marion is one of the
toppers among top-notch moving pic-
ture writers, having penned some of
Jack's most successful movies. This
move of Camel's is expected to start
some spirited bidding among sponsors
for the services of high-priced movie
writers, which will be all to the good
if the writers can do as good jobs for
36
Above, Eddie Cantor, Sally Eilers, Sophie Tucker, dine
at Victor Hugo's. Eddie is probably explaining why he
decided to broadcast on Wednesdays this fall instead
of Sundays. Opposite page Mrs. Don Ameche with Norris
Goff (Abner of Lum and Abner) at the Cocoanut Grove.
the air as they do for the screen. An-
other startling innovation on the Oakie
show is that the playlets will be written
first, and then guest stars who fit the
parts will be picked to fill them. Usu-
ally it's the other way around — a guest
star is asked to be on a radio program,
and then a dramatic vehicle is dug up
to fit the star. Reversing the order
ought to make for better-written, bet-
ter acted shows.
THE rumors that Louella Parsons is
to leave the Hollywood Hotel show
are just that — rumors — according to the
best authorities. Lolly has another two
years of contract with the soup people
safely tucked away in her strong-box.
Besides, she sells soup only too well.
BURNS and Allen have a skit you'll
probably never hear. Like an un-
derground river, it runs on and on and
never comes to light. George wrote it
more than a year ago, intending to
hold it for use if the program should
ever run into a last-minute emergency.
The emergency has never happened, but
each week George brings the sketch
along to the studio, drags it out of its
portfolio and changes it around a lit-
tle, adding a line here, taking away a
THEY'RE DELIGHTFUL AND
DELICIOUS — ROLLICKING
AND REYEALING-THESE
NOTES ON THE NEWS FROM
OUR BROADCAST SLEUTH
couple there. Altogether, it's been rewritten
about fifty times. By this time it ought to be
perfect, and probably is — so perfect it wouldn't
be a bit funny if it were put on the air.
THE tumult and the shouting are only memories
now, and this year's Packard program is run-
ning along smoothly, with Lanny Ross, Charlie
Butterworth, Don Wilson, Florence George, and
Raymond Paige's orchestra. The dancing feet of
Fred Astaire, so much a part of your Tuesday list-
ening last year, are absent now, and indications
are that they won't be on the air at all this
winter. As a matter of fact, you may not see
Fred many more times in the movies, either. His
contract with RKO (Continued on page 82)
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Picture of the month is this of Walter
Winchell and Louella Parsons, two col-
umnists at least who seem to be friends.
Hyman Fink
Unlike Andy, Amos and his wife (Mr. and
Mrs. Freeman Gosden) are still happily
married. Above, watching a prize fight.
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Still another party, with Charlie Win-
ninger, the Cap'n Henry of Show Boat,
Vera Marsh and Mrs. & Mr. Joe Penner.
Hyman Fink
LOOK AT CANTOR!
IN FACT, LOOK TWICE, FOR
EDDIE'S GOT HIMSELF INTO
A BAGDAD HAREM WITH THAT
OLD TEASE, GYPSY ROSE LEE
Love conquers Ali, as Eddie proves in his
new picture, "Ali Baba Goes to Town" — love
that is, aided by the two fetching damsels
(below) whose charms would brighten up any
harem. This 20th Century-Fox production fea-
tures besides Eddie, June Lang, Louise Ho-
viclc (remember, the strip tease gal, Gypsy
Rose Lee?), Tony Martin and Roland Young.
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Right, the voluptuous damsel is Louise Ho-
viclc and don't let all those clothes fool
you. She plays the role of the Sultana to
Roland Young's Sultan (below). Eddie plays
a Hollywood extra who falls asleep and wakes
up in Bagdad a thousand years ago. The Sul-
tan signs him up to put the country on a New
Deal basis and Eddie — but need we tell more?
Photos ihrouoh courtesy of 20th Century-Fox
The gent with the mous-
tache is radio's own1 Tony
Martin who makes love to
June Lang while Eddie's
fighting off Gypsy Rose.
39
Alice went to Hollywood be-
cause Rudy Vallee signed to
make a picture — and arrived
to find herself before the
camera. Left, her newest
picture with Don Ameche is
proof of the distance she
has come since "Now I'll
Tell," with Spencer Tracy.
By PAULINE
S W AN S O N
PART TWO
TWO years later, when their car overturned on a rainy
road at night and he lifted her limp form onto
an ambulance cot, Rudy Vallee found it necessary to
coax Alice Faye back to consciousness a second time.
But the first time he was laughing when she opened her
blue eyes wide and asked him if she'd "made it."
Only punk kids fainted when they made their first radio
broadcasts. Of course she'd made it. Didn't she always?
Alice was inclined to agree with the "punk kid" charge.
Fever or no fever, mike-fright or no mike-fright, it was silly
to fold up over a song when she'd been singing in public for
nearly a year. She glared up at the mike with a wordless
vow that this fainting business would never happen again.
That was the last round in the mike's favor. Alice sang
on all of the Vallee broadcasts after that, and after a week
or two she was singing into the black face of the microphone
without so much as holding on.
She had jcrst turned seventeen, but the marks of a
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Fox
NOW HOLLYWOOD GIVES HER STAR-
DOM BUT FIRST IT HAD TO BREAK
ALICE FAYE'S HEART— THE DRA-
MATIC STORY OF A ROMANTIC LIFE
trouper were beginning to show in her work.
Alice had been born with rhythm; she had
learned performance the hard way with the
dancing girls in Chester Hale's traveling
vaudeville units. Now she was learning to
be star-stuff by watching Rudy Vallee.
Vallee was "tops" with an adoring public
at that time. Women swooned at his mati-
nees. College kids stopped dancing, just to
listen, when his orchestra played at the
Pennsylvania Roof. There were many who
hazarded a bet that Rudy would be the next
to fill the Great Lover's throne.
Rudy was about "tops," too, to seventeen
year-old Alice Faye. He was a hard worker,
frantic with the demands that the many
phases of his work made upon him. But
he found time to fill his role of matinee-idol
graciously, and he was a generous — if hard-
driving-boss. Alice watched Vallee, and was
struck down with an acute case of hero wor-
ship. Hadn't he snatched her out of the
chorus, decreed that she should have a per-
sonality, an opportunity, of her own?
As time went on, Vallee took more and
more notice of his young protege. Alice
was developing a unique song style. Rudy
sang all of the sweet music, so the hot tunes
fell to Alice. The fans didn't have a word
for it when they wrote in to applaud "We're
in the Money" or "Sleepy Time Down
South," but as it turned out Alice was the
first of the girl singers to "swing it."
The fan letters she received from her radio
listeners and the applause of hard-boiled
New York night clubbers who heard her at
the Pennsylvania Roof or Club Hollywood
were thrilling signs (Continued on page 75)
FOR SYNOPSIS OF STORY, SEE PAGE 76
They tried to make Alice look
like Jean Harlow, with curves,
plucked eyebrows and bleached
hair. Below, with Rudy Vallee
in their only film together.
Photo by Otto Ilym
CHARLES MARTIN
Editor's Note: Continuing its policy
of recreating memorable broadcasts on
the printed page, Radio Mirror here-
with presents the drama of William
Robinson. First broadcast on the Philip
Morris program — Tuesday nights over
the NBC-Red network — this remark-
able true story of a man who lived
thirty-four years of torture, was written
and produced by Charles Martin, di-
rector of Three Minute Thrills and Circumstantial Evidence.
A SEMICIRCLE of cold, unsympathetic faces hemmed
him in. Above him, on the bench, the Federal Judge
bent forward.
"William Robinson," the judge said sternly, "you have
been found guilty of breaking into the United States Post
office building in Shibley, Arkansas, and attempting to rob
the United States mails. Have you anything to say before
the Court pronounces sentence upon you?"
Now — now was his last chance. They must listen to him,
believe him, before it was too late.
"Yes, Your Honor. I should like to plead that you be
lenient. I'm not really a crook — that is, I have never stolen
anything in my life. I was desperate— my mother, in Cali-
fornia— she's dying and I wanted to get some money so I
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ADAPTED FROM A GREAT BROADCAST— THE
DRAMATIC STORY OF A MAN WHO ESCAPED
THE LAW BUT NOT HIS OWN CONSCIENCE
could get her a doctor, she must have an immediate operation."
"We have reviewed all that in your trial."
He felt his carefully-prepared argument leaving him.
breaking up against the cold wall of the Court's indifference.
Stumbling, he went on, "But don't you see? If 1 don't get
her an operation she'll die! Putting me in prison will kill
her — "
"You should have thought of that before you committed
your qrime."
"But I didn't intend to commit a crime! I met a man in
a restaurant. I told him about my mother. He said he'd
help me. I went with him — and the next thing I knew I
was arrested. Please — " Suddenly he felt his nails digging
into the flesh of his hands — "please, if you can postpone
my sentence — let me go to California and help my mother —
I promise I'll come back and go {Continued on page 78)
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue: Melody Hour
NBC-Red: Goldthwaite Orch.
8:30
JVBC-Blue: Tone Pictures
NBC-Red: Children's Concert
9:00
CBS: Sunday Morning at Aunt
Susan's
NBC-Blue: White Rabbit Line
NBC-Red: Orchestra
10:00
CBS: Church of the Air
NBC-Blue: Russian Melodiei
NBC-Red: Bible Highlights
10:30
CBS: Romany Trail
11:00
NBC: Press-radio News
11:05
NBC-Blue: Alice Remsen. contralto
NBC-Red: Ward and Muzzy, Piano
11:15
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Nell
NBC-Red: Bravest ot the Brava
11:30
CBS: Major Bowes Family
11:45
MBS: Football Talks
NBC-Red: Henry Busse Orch.
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Southernaire»
NBC-Red: Hour Glass
12:30 P. M.
CBS: Salt Lake City Tabernacle
NBC-Blue: Music Hall of the Air
NBC-Red: University of Chicago
Round Table Discussion
1:00
CBS: Church of the Air
NBC-Red: Dorothy Dreslin
1:30
CBS: Poets Gold
MBS: Ted Weems Orch.
NBC-Blue: Our Neighbors
NBC-Red: Smoke Dreams
2:00
CBS: St. Louis Serenade
NBC-Blue: The Magic Key of RCA
NBC-Red: Sunday Drivers
2:30
CBS: Dramas of the Bible
NBC-Red: Thatcher Colt mystenet
3:00
IBS: Everybody's Music
NBC-Blue: Broadway
4:00
IBS: Spelling Bee
NBC-Blue: Sunday Vespers
NBC-Red: Romance Melodies
4:30
NBC-Blue: Fishface, Figgsbottle
NBC-Red: The World is Yours
4:45
NBC-Blue: Modern Foods Show
5:00
CBS: Silver Theater
MBS: Singing Lady
NBC-Blue: Metropolitan Auditions
NBC -Red: Marion Talley
5:30
CBS: Guy Lombardo
NBC-Blue: Smilin' Ed McConnell
NBC-Red: Slieiia Barrett
6:00
CBS: Joe Penner
NBC-Blue; Grenadier Guards Band
NBC-Red: Catholic Hour
6:30
CBS: Chevrolet Program
.MBS: Tim and Irene
NBC-Red: A Tale of Today
7:00
CBS: Jeanette MacDonald
NBC-Red: Jack Benny
7:30
CBS: Phil Baker
NBC-Blue: Ozzte Nelson
NBC-Red: Fireside Recitals
7:45
NBC-Red: Sunset Dreams
8:00
NBC-Blue: General Motors Sym-
phony
NBC-Red: Don Ameche. Edgar 8er.
gen. W. C. Fields.
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CBS: Ford Symphony
JIBS: Passing Parade
NBC-Blue: Tyrone Power
NBC-Red: Manhattan Merry-Go-
Round
9:30
M'.C-Blue: Walter Winchell
NBC-Red: American Album of
Familiar Music
9*45
NBC-Blue: Irene Rich
10:00
MBS: Commentator
NBC-Blue: Concert
NBC-Red: Sunday Night Party
10:30
MBS Good Will H->ur
11:00
CUS: Press Radio News
NBC-Blue Judy and the Bunch
NBC-Red Orchestra
II :30
Dance Music
SUNDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY
By JOE PENNER
Sleep on that problem — and tomorrow morning it will be ironed out.
Highlights For Sunday, Sept. 26
^/"OU'LL be in plenty of trouble with
your listening today if you don't re-
member that last night radio put Day-
light Saving Time behind it for an-
other year . . . Unless your city was
one of those which operated on Day-
light Saving all summer, all your ra-
dio programs today come an hour later
than you've been used to hearing them.
. . . You'll probably be confused for a
while today anyway, but don't worry
— you'll soon get used to it. . . . The
new fall programs are lining themselves
up for your premiere inspection, with
four "firsts" today. ... At 1:30 P. M.,
you've your choice of two new ones —
something called Smote Dreams, with
The Dreamer and Virginio Marucci's
orchestra, plus guest stars, on NBC-
Red; and Ted Weems* orchestra, re-
turning for another fall and winter sea-
son, same time on Mutual. . . . Marion
Talley returns next, at five o'clock on
NBC-Red. Half-hour program. . . .
The Chevrolet people have a new show
lined up for 6:30 this afternoon on CBS,
but when your Almanac went to press
nobody knew who would be starred on
it. . . . It's the last broadcast (7:30,
NBC-Blue) tonight for Werner Jans-
sen and his band on the Bakers Broad-
cast . . . next week Ozzie Nelson and
the gang will be back. . . . Don't you
want to get in on Tim and Irene's prize
contest? Find out all about it between
6:30 and 7:00 P. M. on MBS. . . . It's
your chance to win a beautiful silver
fox fur.
Marion Talley, once
of the Met Opera,
returns to the air this
afternoon at 5 P. M
Highlights For Sunday, Oct. 3
Now a star, Tyrone
Power returns to the
radio which once
gave him bit parts.
"^TTTH a loud bang, the 1937-38
radio season gets under way to-
day. You'd think a Presidential de-
cree had been handed down punishing
a sponsor by cutting off his head
if he dared to start a radio series any
day but Sunday, October 3. . . . Here's
the list of debuts: Five o'clock, the Sil-
ver Theater, on CBS, starring Rosalind
Russell in the first act of an original
four-act play called "First Love". . . .
Five o'clock on NBC-Blue, the return
of the Metropolitan Auditions of the
Air for their third year. . . . Five
o'clock on Mutual, Ireene Wicker, the
Singing Lady, begins a weekly series
of half-hour song-stories. This new
show doesn't affect her four-a-week
series on NBC. . . . Five-thirty on NBC-
blue, The Time of Your Lite, starring
Sheila Barrett, the mimic, Joe Rines'
orchestra, and Graham MacNamee. . . .
Six on CBS, Joe Penner's back again
. . . Seven on NBC-Red, so are Jack
Benny, Mary Livingstone & Co. . . .
Seven on CBS, Jeannette MacDonald
bows in as a regular radio feature . . .
Seven-thirty on NBC-Blue, Ozzie Nel-
son's back with Harriet Hilliard and a
new supporting star, cartoonist Feg
Murray. . . . Seven-thirty on CBS,
Phil Baker returns. . . . Eight on NBC-
Blue, likewise the General Motors sym-
phony concerts. . . . Nine on NBC-
Blue, Tyrone Power starts his series
of half-hour plays, replacing Rippling
Rhythm, which went off the air last
week. Whew!
Highlights For Sunday, Oct. 10
CPEND today, along with your Al-
manac, in listening to the shows
you didn't get a chance to hear last
Sunday because you were listening to
others at the same time. ... If you're
a Joe Penner fan, you're lucky, be-
cause so far Joe hasn't any competi-
tion in his six-o'clock CBS spot. . . .
Of course, Joe's lucky, too. . . . Little
known facts about this famous duck
salesman who no longer sells ducks.
. . . He's the only Hungarian-born
comedian of any prominence in this
country . . . Real name is Pinter . . .
He once was a boy soprano in the choir
of St. Paul Cathedral, Detroit, and also
sang in Liberty Loan drives during the
World War. . . . Like Milton Berle, he
started his career as a comedian by
winning a Charlie Chaplin contest. . . .
Is another Rudy Vallee protege who
made good. ... Is married to Eleanor
Mae Vogt, who was a dancer in Joe's
first Broadway hit. . . . Birthday is
November 11, Armistice Day. . . .
Rosalind Russell, who continues her
starring engagement on the Silver
Theater at 5:00 today, is a Water-
bury, Conn., gal . . . and not English
at all, in spite of her accent. . . . She's
traveled extensively in Europe, though.
. . . Isn't often seen around the Holly-
wood night spots. . . . Tried to get out
of playing the part of Craig's Wife in
the movie of that name, but couldn't,
and did it so well it made her a star
overnight. . . . Will be on the air for
two more Sundays after today.
Hungarian-born Joe
Penner (ne Pinter) is
the six-o'clock comedv
high-light today at 6
Highlights For Sunday, Oct. 17
Sheila Barrett brings
her acid wit to radio
today and every Sun-
day at five-thirty.
\K7HAT would an October Sunday
be without a new show or two to
add the spice of variety? . . . Today
there are two — a short one on NBC-
Blue from 4:45 to 5:00 P.M., spon-
sored by the Modern Food Process Co.
. . . and a half-hour program on MBS
at 10:00 P.M., sponsored by Commen-
tator Magazine, and described as being
"variety-dramatic." . . . There ought to
be a birthday party on Tim and Irene's
show on MBS tonight at 6:30, because
it's Irene's birthday. . . . Her maiden
name was Noblette, but she changed
it to Ryan when she married Tim. . . .
Prefers polka dot blouses and ham-
burgers with. . . . High time you were
listening to Sheila Barrett in The Time
of Your Life on NBC-Blue at 5:30 to-
day and every Sunday. . . . This is the
first week-to-week program she's ever
been on, though she's made plenty of
guest appearances. . . . She's Broad-
way's favorite mimic, as well as Lon-
don's, Paris', and Chicago's. . . .
Mostly she appears in night clubs, but
maybe she'll be in a stage show this
winter. . . . That was one reason she
decided to sign up for a regular radio
program. . . . Used to mimic famous
people like Garbo and Tallulah Bank-
head, but has stopped doing it because
she always made them sore. . . . Writes
all her own material and henceforth
will concentrate on mimicking everyday
types. . . . Has turned down numerous
moving picture offers because she
wants just the right part.
44
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue: Morning Devotion'
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: Island Serenaders
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:30
NBC-Blue: William Meeder
NBC-Red: Cheerio
9:00
CBS: Metropolitan Parade
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Fields and Hall
9:30
CBS: Jack Berch
9:55
NBC: Press Radio News
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-B!ue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons _ .,
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
«0:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
11:00
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
• ' :45 . -, c. •
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
12:00 Noon
CBS: Swinging the Blues
MBS: Journal of Living
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
■2:l5
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
CBS Romance of Helen Tren'
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1 :0°
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
I '30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
NBC-Red: Words and Music
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:45
CBS: Ted Malone
6:00
CBS: Col. Jack Major
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3*30
NBC-Blue: Let's Talk it Over
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3*45
'NBC-Red: The O'Neills
CBS: Bob Byron
NBC-Blue: Carson Robison
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4*15
'NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
'NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4 "45
'CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Red: Road of Life
CBS: Follow the Moon
5*15
CBS- Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Junior Nurse Corps
NBC-Red: Dari-Dan
5 '30
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 '45
CBS: Funny Things
NOB-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30 J. ,
Press Radio News
6:35
CBS: Sports Resume
6 '45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
'CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Hughie Barrett's Orch.
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
'CBS: Song Time
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
8:00
CBS: Alemite Half Hour
NBC-Blue: Gen. Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Burns and Allen
8:30
CBS: Pick and Pat
MBS: Let's Visit
NBC-Blue: Campana Program
NBC-Red: Voice of Firestone
9:00
CBS: Lux Theater
NBC-Red: McGee and Molly
9:30
NBC-Red: Hour of Charm
10:00
CBS: Wayne King
NBC-Blue: Warden Lawes
NBC-Red: Contented Program
10:30
CBS: Neck o' the Woods
11:00
Oance Music
11:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
MONDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY
By CECIL B. DEMILLE
Your dreams won't come true if they're all day-dreams.
Highlights For Monday, Sept. 27
'"pHE kid who wants to go outdoors
and play from five to six this after-
noon is just a fresh-air fiend, that's all.
. . . Because four of the Juvenile fa-
vorites are back today after a summer
vacation. ... At 5:15, on NBC-Blue,
comes the Junior Nurse Corps; fol-
lowed, at 5:30 on the Red, by Jack
Armstrong, All American Boy. . . The
5:45 quarter-hour has a conflict, -but
what would radio be without its con-
flicts? . . . NBC-Red has Little Orphan
Annie, starting her seventh consecutive
year on the networks, and NBC-Blue
has Tom Mix, who's not really a new-
comer either. . . . The older folks have
an old favorite returning and a new
star making his first appearance today,
too. . . . The old favorite is Cheerio,
who returns this morning at 8:30 — a
little too early if you don't live in the
eastern states. He's on NBC-Red every
morning except Sunday. . . . And to-
night radio takes a deep breath and puts
Brigadier-General Hugh S. Johnson to
work for it. . . . The General wouldn't
sign a radio contract until he was as-
sured that he could say whatever he
liked, without fear of censoring ... so
there's no telling what will happen. . . .
His schedule's a little complicated:
Monday and Thursday, 8:00 to 8:15;
Tuesday and Wednesday, 10:00 to
10:15. ... All broadcasts on NBC's
Blue network, and no broadcast Friday.
. . . The General is one of the country's
most accomplished word-slingers, so
expect some entertaining listening.
General Hugh S.
Johnson, who. starts a
commentating series
tonight over NBC.
Highlights For Monday, Oct. 4
Tony Wons returns to
the air today after a
year of illness — tune
in CBS at 10:30 A.M.
JUST as yesterday was the great day
for all the new night-time shows,
today fires the starting gun for the day-
time, five and three broadcasts a week,
programs. . . . NBC-Blue has one new
show, Carson Robison and his Buck-
aroos, today and every Monday, Wed-
nesday and Friday from 4:00 to 4:15
P.M. . . . and CBS has four new ar-
rivals. . . . Tony Wons, that beloved
radio figure of a few years ago, comes
back on this network at 10:30 A.M.
for a Monday, Wednesday, Fr:day
sponsored series. . . . And you can bet
he has his Scrapbook with him. . . . Dr.
Allan R. Dafoe is back too, also Mon-
day, Wednesday, Friday, at 4:45 in
the afternoon. . . . After Dr. Dafoe
comes Follow the Moon, the five-a-week
serial starring Elsie Hitz and Nick
Dawson which was on the air last year
— though on a different network. . . .
And Follow the Moon is followed, in its
turn, by a new network serial, The Life
of Mary Sothern. No stranger to people
in Cincinnati, Mary Sothern is just now
hitting the networks after years of local
sponsorship. . . . Minabelle Abbott
plays Mary, Jay Jostyn plays Max
Tilley, and Charles Seel plays Daddy
Stratford. . . . This too is a five-a-week
serial .... For sports addicts, CBS
has the Women's Amateur Golf Tour-
nament, from Memphis, Tennessee. . . .
It's scheduled to continue for the next
two days. . . . And don't forget Uncle
Ezra, on NBC-Blue at 7:15.
Highlights For Monday, Oct. 11
(~\ NE lone newcomer to the radio
^^ parade today : a program spon-
sored by Campana, the same firm re-
sponsible for the First Nighter, which
bows in on the Blue network of NBC at
8:30 P.M. ... At nine tonight you
have another chance to listen to Fibber
MeGee and Molly and their crew of
comedians, who are mostly McGee and
Molly under different names. . . . For
instance, Mort Toops, who always
laughs his own jokes to death, is none
other than Jim (Fibber) Jordan. . . .
Jim is qualified to discuss that old leg-
end about the rainy afternoons in Peo-
ria. . . . He was born there. . . . Com-
ing from the Corn Belt, it's natural
that he wants to retire some day and
settle down to the life of a gentleman
farmer. . . . He's the first Jordan in
three generations who hasn't been a
farmer. . . . Was in the Army during
the War, but never saw the front. . . .
When he arrived in France he was
taken sick and sent to the hospital. . . .
On recovery was detailed to a troupe
whose business it was to entertain the
soldiers and keep up their morale. . . .
Jim and his good wife Marion, who is
Molly, are both avid mystery-story
fans. . . . They read them in the inter-
vals of broadcasting and taking care of
their two children, Kathryn and James,
Jr. . . . After you've listened to Fib-
ber and Molly, don't forget to leave the
radio tuned to the same station for the
Hour of Charm girl orchestra, directed
by Phil Spitalny.
Hah! It's Mort Toops,
who's really Fibber
McGee, playing an-
other part on his show.
iff «
i
Twenty Thousand
Years in Sing Sing,
and Warden Lawes,
return at 10 tonight.
Highlights For Monday, Oct. 18
13ACK for another year: Warden
Lewis E. Lawes, tonight on NBC-
Blue at 10:00. . . . The Warden has a
new batch of crime stories for your en-
tertainment— and if they all point a
moral, that's so much the better. . . .
Warden Lawes is a quiet, soft-spoken
gentleman, not at all like the movies'
idea of a prison governor. . . . Lives in
a big house atop the hill above Sing
Sing prison, where he can almost look
down into the prison yard. . . . Wrote
a play about convict life, which was
produced in New York last winter. . . .
But the critics didn't like it. . . . There
are a couple of time changes you ought
to notice, if you haven't done so al-
ready: NBC's Farm and Home Hour
is being broadcast these days at 12:30,
E.S.T., instead of 1:30. . . . and The
Guiding Light is on the air at 4:15,
NBC-Red. . . . Personal Column has
been replaced by Road of Life — NBC-
Red at 4:45. . . . Your Almanac spe-
cially recommends for Monday lis-
teners: Col. Jack Major, 3:00 P.M.,
CBS; Carson Robison and his Bucka-
roos, 4:00 P.M., NBC-Blue; Funny
Things, 5:45, CBS; Boake Carter,
7:45, CBS; Burns and Allen, 8:00,
NBC-Red; and the Lux Theater, 9:00,
CBS. . . . There's also Carl Carmer
and his fascinating folklore on CBS at
10:30. . . , Carmer ought to be a de-
tective ... he finds out so many amaz-
ing things about these United States —
and tells them in such an entertaining
way.
45
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
N'BC-Blue- Morning Devotions
NBC-Red; GooJ IVUriiirm Melodies
8:15
N'BC-Blue: Dick Leibert
NBC-Red lUalvnlm Glairs
8:30
NBC-Red: Cheerio
9:00
CBS: Dear Columbia
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Fields and Hal!
9:30
CBS: Richard Maxwell
JIBS: Journal of Living
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wings
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red; Todays Children
11:00
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
<BS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
XBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: Mystery Chef
11:45
(BS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHuQh
NBC-Red: Hi Boys
12:00 Noon
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
I2;I5 P. M.
CRS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Tren«
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
1 :30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:30
CBS: Dalton Brothers
NBC-Blue: Music Guild
NBC-Red: It's a Woman's World
2:45
CBS: Ted Malone
MBS: Beatrrce Fairfax
3:00
CBS: Theater Matinee
NBC -Blue: Airbreaks
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
S:30
CBS: Concert Hall
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3.45
NBC-Blue: Have You Heard
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
CBS: Bob Byron
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red: Mary Mariin
NBC-Red: Road of Lifo
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Junior Nurse Ccrps
5 "30
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
8.45 , _
CBS: Children's Corner
NBC-Blue: Tom Mi»
NBC-Bed; Little Orphan Annie
Press-Radio News
CBS: Sports Resume
6*45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00 . ... j.
CBS- Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Bed: Amos V Andy
CBS: Song Time
NBC-Red: Vocal Varieties
7 '30
CBS: Helen Menken
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
8:c°BS: Mark Warnow
NBC-Blue: Husbands and Wives
NBC-Red: Johnny Presents
8:C°BS: Al J olson
NBC-Blue: Edgar A Guest
NBC-Red: Wayne King
9:00
CBS: Al Pearce
NBC-Blue: Ben Bornlo
NBC-Red: Vox Pop — Parks Johnson
9 :30
CBS: Jack Oakle
NBC-BUie: Grand Central Station
NBC-Red: Lanny Ross
CBS: Your Unseen Friend
NBC-Blue: Gen. Hugh S Johnson
10:30
NBC-Blue: Past Masters
NBC-Red: Jimmie Fidler
10:45
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
TUESDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY
By MARK WARNOW
People will read anything, except the handwriting on the wall.
Highlights For Tuesday, Sept. 28
■HpODAY the Camel show swings back
into its winter set-up . . . Expands
itself to a full hour. . . . Adds Jack
Oakie and the faculty and student-
body of Oakie-Dokey College. . . . Said
faculty includes Georgie Stoll's orches-
tra, Meyer Alexander's Swing Chorus,
and various and sundry guest professors
and visiting alumni. . . . Behind the
scenes is George Marion, Jr., big-shot
screen scenarist, who is doing the writ-
ing for the program, and it ought to be
very, very good. . . . Benny Goodman,
back in New York after a summer in
Hollywood and on the road, contributes
his usual scholarly discussion of Suh-
wing music. ... AH at 9:30, E.S.T., on
the CBS hookup. . . . Another guy who
has just retutrned to New York after
spending the hot months batting around
the country is Al Pearce. . . . His spon-
sors had Al and the bunch on tour,
whipping up friendly relations with
Ford dealers — they hope-a-hope-ahope.
. . . First program from New York is
on CBS tonight at 9:00, just preceding
the Oakie-Goodman session. . . . There's
a brand-new show making its bow to-
night, too — Grand Central Station on
NBC-Blue. . . . Jr's ;'usr bad luck that
it's on at the same time as Jack Oakie
— 9:30 to 10:30 . . . You'll have to
take your pick. . . . Grand Central Sta-
tion's setting is New York City's great
railway terminal, and each week's play
goes behind the scenes of the dramas
enacted there, into the lives of the
people involved.
President Jack Oakie
of Oakie-Dokey Col-
lege dons cap and
gown for a new term.
Highlights For Tuesday, Oct. 5
Rosaline Green takes
leading -feminine roles
in the Grand Central
Station sketches, NBC.
TF you want it, you can have some
more golf today. . . . CBS is in the
second day of broadcasting the Wo-
men's Amateur Golf championship
rounds at Memphis, Tennessee. . . .
Better listen today, because tomorrow,
when the World's Series begins, you're
going to be too busy listening to it,
. . . Tonight two of the biggest of big-
name bands go into new dance spots,
and radio does its duty by bringing
you the festivities. . . . Glen Gray and
the Casa Loma boys go into the Hotel
New Yorker, with an NBC wire to your
living-room. . . . And Jimmy Dorsey
goes into the Congress Hotel in Chi-
cago. . . . Jimmy favors a CBS remote
control arrangement. . . . No space last
Tuesday to tell you about the cast of
that new Grand Central Station show,
9:30 on NBC-Blue. . . . Rosaline
Greene and Ned Wever are playing
leading roles in the weekly sketches,
supported by Clayton Collyer, Erik
Rolf, John Brown and Charles Cantorp
all well known for swell work in other
shows, in important parts. . . . Rosa-
line, you know, is also the announcer
for the Hour of Charm Monday nights,
and was Mrs. Roosevelt's announcer
when the First Lady was on the air. . . .
Was also the first woman to write, pro-
duce, direct, and act in a half-hour ra-
dio show. . . . Until recently, Ned
Wever was Irene Rich's leading man.
. . . Tall and dark, he writes songs for
a hobby. . . . "Trouble In Paradise"
was one of his hit tunes.
Highlights For Tuesday, Oct. 12
TT'S Columbus Day. . . . Not a holi-
day exactly, but the networks will
be taking notice of it just the same. . . .
Did you know that : This is not Christo-
pher Columbus' birthday, but the day
he sighted land in the New World?
Nobody knows just when he was born,
except that it was between August 26
and October 31, 1451. . . . That Co-
lumbus probably wasn't really looking
for India when he started sailing west-
ward? His agreement with the Spanish
rulers didn't say a word about India . . .
just mentioned "certain islands in the
sea of which Columbus knew." . . .
Apparently he didn't, because when
he landed on an island the natives
called Guanahani on October 12, 1492,
he didn't know what it was, and finally
decided it was part of Asia. . . . He
called this island San Salvador, and
authorities today are still squabbling
over what island it was. . . . Tonight's
the night to listen to Helen Menken
in Second Husband, CBS at 7:30. . . .
Joseph Curtin, who plays Grant Cum-
mings, the title role in this serial, was
born in Cambridge, Massachusetts,
July 29, 1910. . . . Did directing and
acting in the Lobero Theater in
Santa Barbara, California. . . . Was
with Maude Adams and Otis Skinner
in "The Merchant of Venice". . . .
Came to radio in 1934 to play in
Roses and Drums. . . . Has blue eyes,
dark brown hair and a fair complexion.
.... Owns two Welsh terriers, named
Jonsie and Walk-up.
Joseph Curtin is lead-
ing man for Helen Men-
ken Tonight at 7:30 in
Second Husband show.
Highlights For Tuesday, Oct. 19
Elsie Hitz plays Jean
Page in CBS' five-a-
week serial, Follow the
Moon, at 5:00 P.M.
VOUR diallights for the day: Heinz
*■ Magazine, 11:15 A.M., CBS; Farm
and Home Hour, 12:30 P.M., NBC-
Blue: Dalton Brothers, 2:30, CBS; Pep-
per Young's Family, 3:00, NBC-Red
(also 10:30 A.M., NBC-Blue); the
Concert Hall, 3:30, CBS; Follow the
Moon, 5:00, CBS; the Singing Lady,
5:30, NBC-Blue; Lowell Thomas, 6:45,
NBC-Blue; Easy Aces, 7:00, NBC-
Blue: Al Jolson, Parkyakarkus, and
Martha Raye, with a guest star, 8:30,
CBS; Lanny Ross, Charlie Butter-
worth, and Florence George, 9:30,
NBC-Red; and for a rousing, stimulat-
ing night-cap. General Hugh S. John-
son, 10:00, NBC-Blue. . . . About time
you were being told something about
the stars of Follow the Moon. . . .
Elsie Hitz, who plays Jean Page, is a
Cleveland gal, and has been on the
stage since she was fourteen, on the
air since 1927. . . . You remember her
best as Gale Page in Dangerous Para-
dise. . . . For a long time has ap-
peared almost exclusively on the air
with Nick Dawson, who is Clay Ban-
nister in Follow the Moon. . . . Nick
began his radio career as an executive
in the business end of the field, was
drafted into acting because his voice
was exactly what was needed in a series
of sketches. . . . Was in the war. . . .
Got in the army by disguising an ap-
pendix scar with grease-paint. . . .
Was wounded by shrapnel and today
the roof of his mouth is built on a sil-
ver plate.
46
Island Serenaders
Malcolm Claire
William
Cheerio
Meeder
Breakfast Club
Fields and Hall
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue: Morning Devotions
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
8:30
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
9:00
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
9:30
CBS: Jack Berch
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-ited: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
11:00
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
NBC-Red: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stone*
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Cheri; Three Notes
MBS: Journal of Living
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Betty Crocker
'OBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Red: Words and Music
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:45
CBS: Ted Malone
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
NBC-Blue: Peggy Wood
'CBS: Manhattan Matinee
NBC-Red: Pepper Youngs Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: Current Questions
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3*45
-CBS: Concert Hall
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
NBC-Blue: Carson Robison
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4*45
'NBC-Blue: Road of Life
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Junior Nurse Corps
NBC-Red: Dari-Dan
5:30
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Ked: Jack Armstrong
5:45
CBS: Funny Things
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:00
NBC-Red: Allen Prescott
6:30
Press- Radio News
6:35
CBS: Sports Resume
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Song Time
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
8:00
CBS: Cavalcade of America
NBC-Ked: One Man's Family
8:30
CBS: Eddie Cantor
MBS: Ed Fitzgerald
NBC-Blue: Sidney Skolsky
NBC-Red: Wayne King
9:00
CBS: Andre Kostelanctz
NBC-Blue: String Symphony
NBC-Red: Town Hall Tonight
9:30
CBS: Beauty Box Theatre
10:00
CBS: Gang Busters. Phillips Lord
NBC-Blue: Gen Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Your Hit Parade
11:00
Dance Music
11:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
WEDNESDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY
By EDDIE CANTOR
A hunch is like a piano — no good unless you know how to piay it.
Highlights For Wednesday, Sept. 29
QONSIDERATE-LIKE, Eddie Can-
tor is doing something tonight for
the benefit of everybody who likes
Charlie McCarthy and W. C. Fields
as well as they do Eddie himself. . . .
Instead of staying on Sunday nights at
the same time as the McCarthy-Fields-
Ameche-Eddy combine, Eddie has
taken over a new time, tonight and
every Wednesday at 8:30, on CBS.
. . . And tonight he gives his first pro-
gram in the new spot, after a two-week
absence from the air. . . . Your Al-
manac welcomes Eddie back, thanks
him for his courtesy and good judg-
ment in changing his air time, and ex-
pects you all to do the same. . . .
Deanna Durbin, Pinky Tomlin, Say-
more Saymoore, Jimmy Wallington,
and Jacques Renard and his orchestra
are all with Eddie on the show Only
Bobbie Breen is missing. . . . Bobbie is
busy with pictures and personal-appear-
ances, but your Almanac is iaying bets
he'll be back on the air. probably in a
program of his own, before so very long
. . . Andre Kostelanetz' Chesterfield
show starts on its new "winter set-up to-
night at 9 : 00 over CBS. . . . Each week
Kosty will have a different guest star,
starting tonight with John Charles
Thomas. . . . The maestro promises some
new and startling musical arrangements
for the future, too. . . . He won't keep
his orchestra always the same size, but
will enlarge it or reduce it according to
the evening's program. . . . He'll offer
both popular and classical music.
Eddie Cantor starts
his Wednesday-night
series of comedy pro-
grams this evening.
Highlights For Wednesday. Oct. 6
With Cantor tonight,
Deanna Durbin is also
the star of another
smash movie success.
TF you're a baseball fan and there's a
radio anywhere near, your boss
isn't going to get much work out of
you today, because the World's Series
begins and NBC and CBS are both on
hand to tell you about it. . . . Those
knots of people on the street, grouped
around taxicabs haven't been attracted
there by an accident; they're just lis-
tening to the radio. . . . Somewhere, in
spite of the baseball interest, CBS is
still planning on sandwiching in an ac-
count of the third and last day's play
in the Women's Amateur Golf tourna-
ment in Memphis. . . . Your Almanac
certainly doeesn't know where or
when they'll do it. . . . Somebody
realized, not . long ago, that there
wasn't a single Hollywood gossip-col-
umnist on the air Wednesday nights,
so tonight at 8:30 some new sponsors
are rushing in to remedy the error. . . .
Sidney Skolsky is their choice for
gossiper-extraordinary. . . . Sid is an
old newspaper hand, but this is his ini-
tial try at air work. . . . NBC-Blue is
the network, if you must have your in-
formation about the latest deeds and
misdeeds of the movie-ites. . . . One
movie-ite who got her start in radio
and is on the air tonight has just done
a very good deed indeed. . . . She's
Deanna Durbin, with Eddie Cantor at
8:30 on CBS, and the good deed is her
work in "One Hundred Men and a
Girl." . . . Kostelanetz' guest star to-
night is Jose Iturbi.
Highlights For Wednesday Oct. 13
HpODAY and Friday are the only two
days of the week you can hear one
of the new serials. . . . Called Hello
Peggy, it's on at 11:45 A. M. on the
NBC Red network. . . , Each episode
is about the same characters, but tells
a complete story in itself. . . . Eunice
Howard and Alan Bunce are the two
leading characters, playing Peggy and
Ted Hopkins, and Jackie Kelk and
Andy Donnelly play a couple of ram-
bunctious hotel bellboys. . . . Eunice
is a striking blonde. . . . Likes solitary
hikes, milk, and salads. . . . Alan used
to be a prominent stage actor, but now
devotes most of his time to radio. . . .
You've heard him in Pepper Young's
Family, John's Other Wife, David
Harum, the True Story Court, and
Personal Column of the Air. . . . For
some reason or other, he specializes in
playing romantic young doctors on the
air. . . . Whenever there's such a part
going, Alan's sure to be . called for it.
. . . Has brown eyes and red-brown
hair. ... Is married to Ruth Nugent,
daughter of the veteran actor, J. C.
Nugent, and once toured with her in
Australia and New Zealand. . . .
Don't forget Walter O'Keefe and Town
Hall Tonight at 9:00 o'clock on NBC-
Red. ... Walter will have more "drama-
teurs". ... At 9:30, if you're in the
mood for singing, switch to CBS and
Jessica Dragonette. . . . The guest
star tonight on the Chesterfield show,
9:00 on CBS, is an old air favorite —
Nino Martini.
Eunice Howard plays
a switchboard girl In
the two-times-a-week
serial, Hello Peggy.
Highlights For Wednesday, Oct. 20
mm l
Dark-eyed Fran Carlon
plays important parts
in two of your favor-
ite daytivne serials.
t_JAVE you read the story on page
11 in which Dale Carnegie tells
you how radio can help you win friends
and influence people? ... If you
haven't, read it now. . . . Then let
your Almanac help you to pick out the
programs to practice on, and make it
a Dale Carnegie day. . . . As a starter,
if you're a woman, listen to Kitchen
Cavalcade, NBC-Blue at 10:45 A.M.
. . . That'll help you win the friend-
ship of your husband, if nothing else.
. . . And here are others that'll help
you put Mr. Carnegie's advice into
practice: Edwin C. Hill, CBS, 12:15.
. . . Farm and Home Hour, NBC-Blue,
12:30. . . . Kathryn Cravens, CBS,
2:00. . . . Peggy Wood Calling, NBC-
Blue, 2:45. . . . Current Questions,
CBS, 3:30. . . . Sports resume, CBS,
6:35. . . . Lowell Thomas, NBC-Blue,
6:45. . . . Cavalcade of America, CBS,
8:00. . . . Frank Black's String Sym-
phony, NBC-Blue, 9:00. . . . General
Hugh Johnson, NBC-Blue, 10:00. . . .
Alistair Cooke, NBC-Red, 10:45. . . .
There's plenty of food for thought in
that lineup to keep you busy for a
day. ... If you've taken time out
from these programs, some of which
are pretty weighty, for listening to two
of your favorite serials, you've prob-
ably heard Fran Carlon. . . . She's
Bunny Mitchell in The Story of Mary
Marlin, NBC-Blue at 10:00 A.M. and
NBC-Red at 4:30 P.M. . . . and also
the English Eileen Moran in Today's
Children, NBC-Red at 10:45 A.M.
47
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue: Morning Devotions
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: Dick Leibert
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:30
NBC-Red: Cheerio
8:00
CBS: Music in the Air
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Fields and Hall
(1:30
MBS: Journal of Living
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
11:00
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red; David Harum
11:15
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugn
NBC-Red: Hi Boys
12:00 Noon
CBS: Merrymakers
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns:
I :30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
NBC-Red; Words and Music
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:45
CBS: Ted Malone
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
NBC-Blue: Peggy Wood
3:00
CBS: Theater Matinee
NBC-Blue: NBC Light Opera
NBC-Red. Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Howells and Wright
NBC-Blue. Ctub Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
CBS: Novelteers
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red: Mary Mariin
4:45
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Junior Nurse Corps
NBC-Red: Turn Back the Cock
5:30
CBS: Elsie Thompson
NBC-Blue; Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5:45
CBS: Children's Corner
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press-Radio News
6:35
CBS: Football Scores
6:45
CBS: George Hall's Orch.
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos ■ V Andy
7:15
CBS: Song Time
NBC-Red: Vocal Varieties
7:30
CBS: We, The People
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
NBC-Blue: Cabin In the Cotton
8-00
CBS: Kate Smith
NBC-Blue: Gen Hugh S lohnson
NBC-Red: Rudy Valtee
9:00
CBS: Major Bow^s Amateurs
NBC-Red: Show Boat
9:30
NBC-Blue: Helen Triubel
10:00
CBS: Floyd Gibbons
MBS: Witch's Taie
NBC-Red: Kraft Music Hall
10:30
CBS: March of Trme
NBC-Blue' Piccadilly Music Hall
I I :05
CBS: Dance Music
NBC-Blue: Dance Music
NBC-Red: John B Kennedy
11:15
Dance Music
THURSDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY
By BOB BURNS
Walking on the beaten path is good if you don't mind crowds.
Highlights For Thursday, Sept. 30
*"PHE big news of the day is that
Kate's back. . . . The friendly Miss
Smith is once more on the air at her
old time, 8:00, on her old network,
CBS, but with a new sponsor. . . .
Jack Miller's orchestra, Ted Collins,
and Henrty Youngman are all on the
show with her, plus assorted guests
and special attractions. . . . Kate's
been vacationing all summer, and
ought to be in fine fettle for another
winter of entertaining. . . . You prob-
ably thought you knew all about Kate,
but did you know that she was chris-
tened Kathryn Elizabeth, or that she
studied to be a nurse? . . . That she
has been inducted into the Winnebago
tribe of the Sioux Indians, and chris-
tened by them "Hom'b-o-goo-win-ga?"
. . . Which means "Glory of the
Morn." . . . Her exact weight is 235
pounds. . . . Has never been in an
airplane and never intends to set foot
in one. ... If she can't get where she
wants to go by train, she stays home.
. . . Wears silver -rimmed specs when
she's rehearsing. . . . Can move those
235 pounds across a tennis court with
astounding speed, and is no slouch at
swimming and golfing. . . . Always has
her lunch (which invariably includes
fried chicken) brought to rehearsals in
a wicker basket. . . . Learns all her
songs by hearing them played over
once on a piano. . . . At 9:30 tonight
NBC-Blue hopes to present its long-
delayed production of Bernard Shaw's
"Back to Methuselah."
Kate Smith, the South's
own songbird, returns
to the air tonight at
8 on the CBS network.
Highlights For Thursday, Oct. 7
Gabriel Heatter stars
on We, the People, as
it returns to the air
at 7:30 this evening.
/^jNE of last year's most fascinating
^"^ shows, We, the People, returns to
the air tonight — and at a much more
convenient time for most listeners than
that which fell to its lot last winter.
. . . Listen to it at 7:30 over the Co-
lumbia network. . . . Phillips Lord,
who originated the idea for the show,
isn't on it this year. . . . His place is
being taken by Gabriel Heatter, who
did such a good job subbing when Phil
took a vacation last spring. . . . Gabe
always drops his suspenders off his
shoulders when he sits down at the
mike. ... Is addicted to loose-fitting
clothes anyway. . . . Loves his home
on Long Island and hates night-clubs.
. . . Gets frightfully nervous when he
rides in a car somebody else is driving,
and as a result hates taxi-cabs ... so
almost goes crazy when he has to get
someplace in a hurry. ... Is the
editor of the steel industry's trade
magazine, The Shaft. . . . Has two
children, a son, Buddy, nineteen, who
wants to be a poet; and a daughter,
Maida, twenty-one, who is an art stu-
dent. . . . Not long ago Gabe learned
that Maida was saving her pennies to
buy a Ford. . . . Without saying any-
thing he went to work. . . . One night
when Maida got home she found a
Packard roadster standing in front of
the house. ... It was wrapped in cello-
phane and had a bottle of champagne
tied to the steering wheel. Gabe smokes
lots of cigars, but usually throws one
away after he's puffed on it five minutes.
Highlights For Thursday, Oct. 14
T3UDY VALLEE'S broadcasting to-
-t^- night at 8:00 o'clock from Holly-
wood— the second of three programs
he plans on putting on the air from
there. . . . It's a long time since Rudy
saw Hollywood. . . . Wonder how he
likes the old town? . . . Meanwhile,
your Almanac's sort of interested in a
comedian who's featured on the show
which competes with Rudy — Henny
Youngman, on Kate Smith's program.
. . . Your Almanac is regretfully com-
pelled to say that last year, when he
was on the air, Henny wasn't very
funny. . . . Yet's when he's on the
stage he panics the people who can see
him. . . . Has he learned microphone
technique since then? . . . You're the
only judge that counts. . . . Henny
started entertaining when he was only
nine, appearing in various amateur
shows. . . . Wanted to be a dramatic
actor, but his looks always made au-
diences laugh instead of cry. . . .
Studied the violin for five years, but
admits he's like Jack Benny — playing
it is no proof that he studied it. . . .
Is married and has one child. ... Is
a very light sleeper. . . . Isn't super-
stitious, which he proves by knocking
on wood whenever he steps on the
stage to do his act. ... Is so generous
with his money that he's a soft touch
for a sob story. . . . Lives in Brooklyn
instead of New York for only one rea-
son— he likes it quiet. . . . He's under
a long term personal contract to Kate,
so you'll be hearing him a lot.
Henny Youngman's the
comedian on the Kate
Smith show tonight
and every Thursday.
Highlights For Thursday, Oct. 21
Gertrude Berg is the
brilliant woman who
writes The Goldbergs
and acts in it too.
TD ECOMMENDED for day-to-day
listening for people who want their
serials homely, true to life, excellently
acted, nicely sentimental, and not too
much burdened with thrills and melo-
drama: The Goldbergs, on NBC-Red
at 12:15 P.M. every day except Satur-
day and Sunday. . . . It'll never get
you so excited you're sitting on the
edge of your chair, but it'll keep you
•coming back for more just the same.
.... Mrs. Gertrude Berg, who writes
the scripts and acts the part of Mollie,
doesn't need the money her radio and
movie work brings her but she works
just as hard as if she did. . . . Has just
finished writing a movie for Bobbie
Breen. . . . Has two children of her
own, Harriet, eleven, and Cherney
Robert, fourteen. . . . She's accom-
panied, wherever she goes, by her
secretary, ... Is never known to lose
control of her temper or her poise, but
in rehearsals knows exactly what she
wants from her players and invariably
gets it. . . . Under another name, be-
longs to a women's club on New York's
East Side, none of whose members
know who she really is. . . . The other
members are all typical East Side wo-
men, none of them very well-off finan-
cially, and Mrs. Berg makes a hobby
of doing what she can to help them. . . .
As well as studying them to gain in-
spiration for her radio shows. . . .
Writes all her scripts in longhand in a
penthouse study on New York's Cen-
tral Park West.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue: Morning Devotions
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: Island Serenaders
NBC-Bed: Malcolm Claire
8:30
NBC-Blue: William Meeder
NBC-Bed: Cheerio
9:00
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Fields and Hall
9:30
CBS: Jack Berch
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue. Pepper Youngs Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
11:00
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: The 0'Neill9
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
MBS: Journal of Living
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Btb
1:15
CBS: Betty Crocker
1:30 , „
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00
PBS Kathryn Cravens
NBC: Music Appreciation
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:45
CBS: Ted Malone
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
NBC-Blue: Radio Guild
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Bob Byron
NBC-Blue: Carson Robison
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Bed: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Rett: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Junior Nurse Corps
NBC-Red: Dari-Dan
5:30
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5:45
'CBS: Funny Things
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press-Radio News
CBS: Sports Resume
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Red: Amos V Andy
7:15
CBS: Song Time
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7=45 . „ .
CBS: Boake Carter
NBC-Red: Bughouse Rhythm
8:00
CBS: Hammerstein Music Hall
NBC-Blue: Varsity Show
NBC-Red: Cities Service Concert
8:30
CBS: Hal Kemp's Orch.
NBC-Blue: Death Valley Days
9:00
CBS: Hollywood Hotel
NBC-Blue: Robert Ripley
NBC-Red: Waltz Time
9 '30
'NBC-Blue: Jack Haley
NBC-Ked True Story Court
10:00
CBS: Song Shop
NBC-Blue: Tommy Dorsey Orch.
NBC-Red: First Nighter
10:30
NBC-Red: Jimmie Fidler
10:45
NBC-Red: Dorothy Thompson
11:05
CBS: Dance Music
11:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
FRIDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY
By TED MALONE
Find your pleasure in doing a favor, not in the thanks you get.
Highlights For Friday, Sept. 24
/~\PEN and doing business is a new
^"^ kind of shop, The Song Shop, on
CBS tonight and every Friday at 10:00.
. . . Kitty Carlisle, Frank Crumit, and
Gus Haenschen's orchestra are the
stars of this new show, which lasts
forty-five minutes at a session, instead
of the usual fifteen, thirty or sixty. . . .
This is the program Gas Haenschen
thought up many months ago, sold to
Coca-Cola, but could never put on the
air because of difficulty in clearing
time, getting the right talent, and what
not. . . . Now, after all that build-up,
it better be good. . . . Kitty Carlisle,
the lovely brunette singing star, is no
stranger to you— you've seen her in
the movies and maybe on the stage. . . .
Remember her singing "Alone" with
Allan Jones in the Marx Brothers' pic-
ture, "A Night at the Opera"? . . . She
was born in New Orleans of wealthy
parents and was raised in social and
diplomatic circles abroad. . . . Over
there, they taught her how to walk
and talk like a lady, and how to con-
ceal her thoughts and emotions. . . .
Result was that when she began to act
she had a "dead pan" which expressed
no emotion at all, and had to work like
a trooper to overcome the handicap. . . .
speaks French, Italian and German
fluently, as well as singing them. . . .
Was a favorite singing pupil of Lotte
Lehman's teacher, Mme. Kaszowska.
- . . Was the star of last year's hit
Broadwav musical show, "White Horse
Inn," and may make a movie of it.
Listen to Kitty
lisle singing tonight
on the Song Shop, on
CBS at ten o'clock.
Highlights For Friday, Oct. 1
Frank Crumit is the
jovial master of cere-
monies on the Coca-
Cola show at 10:00.
£* OLLEGES have settled down to an-
other year of — well, if you hap-
pen to be going to college you call it
work; if you don't, you call it play. . . .
So the Varsity Show returns to the air
tonight at eight o'clock on the NBC-
Blue network. . . . The University of
Alabama was picked for the honor of
being the first campus to be broadcast
from this year. . . . All you Alabama
U. grads, gather round. . . . John
Held, Jr., who em-ceed the Varsity
proceedings last year, is among the
missing this year . . . Maybe he grad-
uated. . . . The explanation is that there
were enough amateur emcees on every
campus to keep the show going . . .
Further collegiate atmosphere is lent
to the day by Paul Douglas, who turns
from baseball to football on his sports
resume on CBS at 6:35-. . . . Paul will
concentrate on ,the pigskin paraders
until December . . . For an exhaustive
schedule of football broadcasts, turn
the page and see the Saturday section
of your Almanac. . . . Horace Heidt
starts his series of sustaining late-at-
night broadcasts from the Biltmore
Hotel tonight . . . MBS, exclusively.
. . . Frank Crumit, the genial master
of ceremonies on the Coca-Cola show
at 10:00 tonight on CBS, is an amateur
psychologist, and finds plenty of ma-
terial for his hobby in his fan mail. . . .
He wanted to be an opera singer when
he left college . . . Instead, he became
a popular vaudeville singer. . . . You
hear him on Heinz Magazine too.
Highlights For Friday, Oct. 8
AFTER a couple of years of hovering
"^^ around the fringes of radio . . .
doing guest appearances . . . appearing
briefly on Show Boat . . . Jack Haley
comes into his own as a full-fledged
star comedian tonight. . . . He's top
man on the Log Cabin show, which
bows in at 9:30 on the NBC Blue net-
work ... It was really his success in
"Wake Up and Live" with Winchell
and Bernie which brought him to
radio's attention. . . . If he has good
material on this show, you'll like him.
... If he hasn't, it's just some more of
the Haley bad luck. . . . The Pontiac
Varsity Show tonight comes from Pur-
due University. . . . Eight o'clock,
NBC-Blue. ... If you miss hearing
Phoebe of Trouble House now that
the program has been replaced by
Carol Kennedy's Romance, you'll
want to be on the lookout for a Pathe
movie short which Elsie Mae Gordon
made not long ago. Elsie Mae is the
actress who played Phoebe. . . . The
short is called "Radio Audition" and
it's based on the monologue Elsie Mae
did recently on the Magazine of the
Air. . . . Audrey Christie, who plays
Elsie Gates in CBS' Big Sister serial
at 11:30 today, is holding down a
stage job as well. . . . She's one of the
leading characters in the Broadway hit,
"The Women." . . . Don't forget the
True Story Court, which has another
gripping drama for 9:30 on NBC-Red,
adapted from one of the real life
stories printed in True Story Magazine.
Jack Haley becomes a
full-fledged star in
Log Cabin program,
which starts tonight.
Highlights For Friday. Oct. 15
At the age of seventy-
five, Dr. Walter Dam-
rosch begins another
series of programs.
'"pHE Dean of Music, Dr. Walter
Damrosch, returns today with his
valuable music appreciation courses.
. . . NBC at two o'clock. . . . Don't
get the idea that these programs are
only for children . . . You'll enjoy them
just as much as Junior, and probably a
lot more . . . Dr. Damrosch is seventy-
five years old, but refuses to admit
that seventy-five is any very advanced
age . . . Says he intends to work until
he doesn't feel young any longer . . .
And that's a long time yet. . . . Was
born in Breslau, Germany, and came
to America when he was nine . . .
When he was only twenty-three he
was conducting German opera at the
Metropolitan and directing the New
York Symphony orchestra. . . . Has
written several operas, and is still writ-
ing them ... A new one was produced
last year at the Metropolitan. . . .
Besides Dr. Damrosch your Friday
listening brings Kathryn Cravens at
2:00 on CBS. . . . Ted Malone on the
same network at 2:45 . . . Bob Byron
at 4:00 . . . Amos 'n' Andy at 7:00 on
NBC-Red . . . Uncle Ezra and his own
radio station at 7:15 on the same net-
work . . . Followed by Bughouse
Rhythm at 7:45 . . . The Varsity Show,
from Southern Methodist University at
8:00 on NBC-Blue . . . Hal Kemp and
Alice Faye at 8:30 . . . Bob Ripley on
NBC-Blue at 9:00 . . . not to mention
Hollywood Hotel and Waltz Time ©n
CBS and NBC-Red at the same time,
and Jimmie Fidler at 10:30.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue: Island Serenaders
NBC-Bed: Good Morning Melodies
6:15
NBC-Blue: Dick Leibert
NBC-Bed: Malcolm Ciaire
8:30
NBC-Red: Cheerio
9:00
CBS: Roy Block
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
N3C-Red: Fields and Hall
8:30
CBS: Fiddler's Fancy
MBS: Journal of Living
9:55
Press Radio News
10.00
CBS: Eton Boys
NBC-Blue. Breen and Oe Rose
NBC-Bed: Charioteers
10:15
CBS: Richard Maxwell
NBC-Blue: Raising Vour Parent*
NBC-Red: The Vass Family
10:30
CBS: Let's Pretend
10:45
NBC-Blue: Bill Krenz Orchestre
11:00
CBS: Fred Feibel
MBS: Ed Fitzgerald
NBC-Blue: Patricia flyan
11:15
NBC-Blue: Minute Men
NBC-Red: Nancy Swanson
1 1 :30
CBS: Compinskv Trio
NBC-Bed: Mystery Chef
11:45
NBC-Red: Melody Men
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Call to Youth
NBC-Red: Continentals
12:30
CBS: George Hall Orch
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
NBC-Red: Rex Battle's Orcn.
1:05
NBC-Red: Happy Jack
1:30
CBS1 Buffalo Presents
NBC -Blue: Our Barn
NBC-Red: Campus Capers
2:00
CBS: Football
JIBS: Football
NBC-Red: Your Host is Buffalo
2:30
NBC-Blue: Don Fernando Orch.
NBC-Red: Golden Memdiet
2:45
CBS: Tours in Torn-
3:00
CBS: Down by Hermans
NBC-Red: Walter Logan
3:30
CBS: Waltzes of the World
NliC-Red Week End Review
4:00
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
5:00
NP.C-Blue: Variety Show
NBC-Red: Vagabond Adventures
5:30
NBC-Red: Kaltenmeyer s Kinder-
garten
5:45
CBS: Children's Corner
6:05
NBC-Blue: Nickelodeon
NBC-Red: Top Hatters
6:30
Press-Radio News
6:3S
CBS: Football Scores
NBC-Blue: Whither Music
NBC-Red: Alma K.tchell
6:45
CBS: Melodies of Yesterday
NBC-Red: The Art of Living
7:00
,\BC-Blue Message of Israel
NBC-Red: El Chico Revue
7:30
NBC-Blue: Uncle Jims Question
Bee
NBC-Red: Jimmy Kemper
6:00
CBS: Saturday Swing Session
8:30
CBS: Johnnv Presents
NBC-Red: Linton WeMs
6:00
CBS: Professor Quiz
NBC-Blue. National Barn Dance
9:30
CBS: Your Pet Program
NBC-Red: Special Djlivery
10:00
CBS: Your Hit Pinde
NBC-Red: Jamboree
10:15
MBS: George Fischer
II :00
Dance Muslo
SATURDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY
By DON AMECHE
Glamour is often bought with counterfeit coin.
Highlights For Saturday, Sept. 25
AN autumn Saturday is just naturally
■^^ a football Saturday, so your Al-
manac is going to devote a lot of
Saturday space from now on to telling
you where you can tune in the major
games ... A few tips about the list
in the next column ... If the games
are broadcast over a full network, only
the name of the network is listed . . .
Otherwise, the individual stations are
noted . . . All games, unless otherwise
noted, begin at approximately 2:00
P.M., the time being that of the region
in which the game is being played. . . .
To Ted Husing, as usual, CBS gives
the honor of announcing its network
games, and he starts the season off by
describing the Ohio State-Texas Chris-
tian clash at Columbus, Ohio.
The day's football broadcasts:
Ohio State-Texas Christian. CBS net-
work and WHK WHKC WADC
WSPD
Cornell-Penn State. WOR WTAG
WTIC WJAN WFBL WHKC WGR
WIBX WNBF WESG WOKO KYW
Holy Cross-St. Anselms. WEEK WORC
WDRC WPRO WMAS
Boston College-Northeastern. W B Z
WBZA
Pittsburgh-Ohio Wesleyan. W C A E
WFBC WTBO WLEU
Richmond-Randolph-Macon. WRVA
Virginia - Hampton-Sydney. W R N L
WCHV WLVA WBTM WGH
WDBJ WSVA
Louisiana State-Florida. WJAX WIOD
WRUF
Ted Husing opens the
football season with
the Texas Christian-
Ohio State game, CBS.
Highlights For Saturday, Oct. 2
The soprano star of
the Pet program, re-
turning tonight to the
air, is Mary Eastman.
T^EFORE proceeding to the business
of the day, which is football, re-
member that the Pet program returns
to CBS tonight after a summer layoff
. . . Time is 9:30, and the stars are
Mary Eastman and Gus Haenschen's
orchestra, Bill Perry, tenor, The Sere-
naders, and Frank Gallup, announcer
. . . All this makes Haenschen a busy
orchestra leader, with a show every
Friday and Saturday night. . . . Mary
Eastman is a Kansas City girl and a
tropical -fish-collector . . . Strange as it
may seem, she has a "voice double" —
a young lady who has the same name,
is a soprano, and has the same tastes
in music as Mary . . . They correspond
regularly . . . Incidentally, the Mutual
system is exactly three years old today.
The day's football broadcasts:
Nebraska-Minnesota. CBS network.
Drake-Notre Dame. NBC network.
Carnegie Tech-New York University.
WOR KDKA
Yale-Maine. New England network and
WMCA
Iowa State-Northwestern. Mutual.
Cornell-Colgate. WTAG WTIC WJAR
WFBL WHKC WGR WIBX WNBF
WESG WOKO
Pennsylvania-Maryland. WCAU WHP
WBRE WGBI WCBA WBAL WPG
WKOK WJEJ
Washington & Lee-Richmond. WBTM
WCHV WDBJ WGH WLVA WRNL
WRVA WSVA
S. Carolina-Georgia. WFBC WRDW
WSB WTOC
Highlights For Saturday, Oct. 9
AFTER the day's football games,
which you'll find in the next col-
umn, maybe you'll want to settle down
to some Hollywood gossip . . . George
Fischer, on the Mutual network at
10:15 P.M., is the lad who can give it
to you ... A native New Yorker, he's
an adopted son of California . . . He
moved to San Francisco when he was
thirteen. . . . Went into radio when
he was in high school, broadcasting a
daily news bulletin from a local news-
paper office by remote control . . . Has
been on the air more than three thou-
sand hours in the past five years. Five
feet, ten inches tall, he weighs 160
pounds and is dieting to gain weight.
. . . He's married, to Margot Yoder,
former pianist.
The day's football games:
Notre Dame-Illinois. Mutual network.
Pitt-Duquesne. WOR WCAE WLEU
WFBG WTBO
Holy Cross-Georgetown. WEEI WORC
WDRC WPRO WMAS
Syracuse-St. Lawrence. WGY WSYR
WHAM WBEN
Princeton-Cornell. WESG WFBL
WGR WHEC WIBX WNBF WOKO
Purdue-Carnegie Tech. KDKA
F. & M.-Drexel. WGAL WORK
Gettysburg-Lafayette. WEST
Duke-Tennessee. WRVA WBT WDNC
V. M. I.-Davidson. WBTM WCHV
WDBJ WGH WLVA WRNL WSVA
Georgia-Clemson. WSB WTOC WRDW
Ohio State-Southern California. WADC
WHK WHKC WSPD
Hollywood Whispers
are whispered into your
ear over Mutual by
gossiper Geo. Fischer.
Highlights For Saturday, Oct. 16
Quin Ryan is the Mu-
tual system's standby
to announce football
games. He's on today.
QUIN RYAN, who announces all the
football games broadcast over the
Mutual network (Purdue-Northwestern
is his game today) claims to be radio's
oldest inhabitant . . . He was on the
air in 1924, broadcasting as part of his
duties of working on the Chicago
Herald and Examiner. . . . Quin is a
contraction of Quinlan . . . He broad-
cast the games in which Red Grange
became a great football star. . . . Also,
with Graham McNamee, the first
world's series to go on the air . . . He's
married, to Roberta Nangle of the
Chicago Tribune society staff. . . .
Has a unique broadcast over WGN,
Chicago, in which he interviews
couples who come to the county clerk
to apply for marriage licenses.
The day's football broadcasts:
Purdue-Northwestern. Mutual system
Carnegie Tech.-Notre Dame. WOR
WTAG WTIC WJAR WCAU WHP
WBRE WGBI WCBA WKOK WPG
KDKA WGY WHAM WBEN
WFBG WLEU WBZ WBZA WTBO
Cornell-Syracuse. WFBL WSYR
WHEC WOR WIBX WNBF WESG
WOKO
Holy Cross-Georgia. WEEI WORC
WDRC WPRO WMAS
F. & M.-Muhlenburg. WGAL WORK
Virginia-Maryland. WBAL WBTM
WCHV WDBJ WGH WLVA WRNL
WSVA WJEJ
Georgia Tech.-Duke. WBT WDND
WSB WTOC WRDW
Florida-Sewanee. WJAX WIOD WRUF
50
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YOU HOLD AN ACE
UP YOUR SLEEVE IF
YOU KNOW THE PART
HANDS PLAY IN THE
GAME OF GLAMOUR
Peggy Wood broadcasts at
2:45 on NBC-Blue every
Wednesday and Thursday.
When you're an actress, like
Peggy Wood, you learn what so
many women forget — your hands
are as important as your face.
By J
A N D E
THERE'S a rule for beauty so neg-
lected that few women are aware of
its existence — and yet, if you don't ob-
serve it, you might as well not bother to
wash your face, for you can't be really
beautiful until you give your poor forgotten hands their due.
You may manicure your nails, polish them with the new
shades, let them grow fashionably long, but without the
kind of care I mean you still haven't reached first base in
your quest for lovely hands.
You can take Peggy Wood's word for that, and you
couldn't have a better authority! She comes to radio with
years of highly successful experience in operetta, drama and
O Y C E films as a background, and so well has she
learned how to make the most of her hands
R S O N tnat hundreds of photographs have been
made of them and famous sculptors have
modeled them.
"I'm so accustomed to using my hands," Peggy told me
recently, "that I'm still gesturing in front of the mike. I
don't believe, however, that it hurts my broadcasts, because
the complete effectiveness of your speech depends so much
upon whether or not you've learned freedom of the hands.
"Certainly, natural and appropriate gestures make it
much easier to get your ideas across, but even more than
that they help you speak better in (Continued on page 61)
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LIFESAVERS
FOR WIVES
His real name's Allen Prescott,
but you know him as "The Wife-
saver," who's helped you with
your budget and kitchen worries.
MAKE KITCHEN HOURS
FLY BY USING TIME-
SAYING SHORT-CUTS
THIS THANKSGIVING
By Mrs. MARGARET SIMPSON
HAVE you a wifesaver in your home?
Of course you have, girls — twice every
week. He's Allen Prescott and his house-
hold hints, which range all the way from making
a family budget to the final disposition of all the
items that budget allows you to buy, are some-
thing you should all be thankful for this Thanks-
giving season.
The Wifesaver program, like Topsy, "jest
grew." It began back in the days when Allen was
one of three news commentators on a New York
radio station and there wasn't always news enough
to go around. On the days when there were no
murders or transatlantic flights or visiting movie
stars to talk about, Allen used to chuck in a few
household hints to fill up his time on the air and
the first thing he knew, women were writing in
from all over the country with new suggestions.
Every time he broadcast a recipe or a way to
remove grass stains from Junior's white linen
knickers, dozens of listeners were reminded of
their favorite recipes or stain removers and passed
them on to Allen, and before long the news
broadcasts were sidetracked and the Wifesaver
program was born. Maybe your own letter
helped to create the Wifesaver; maybe your sug-
gestion is one that Allen read over the air this
morning while I watched him broadcast at NBC.
In case you're not so good about filing away
all those notes you take while listening to the
Wifesaver, he has given me some suggestions that
will put you in a Thanksgiving mood. First, of
course, we're concerned with the turkey.
"If," says the Wifesaver, "after taking your
turkey in hand he doesn't seem so tender as some
in the bush, wrap him in (Continued on page 87)
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
The Three Marshalls, Peggy, Kay and Jack, have a new
style of swing harmony all their own. These youngsters
from Alabama are heard regularly over the NBC network.
Jerome in Pepper Young's Family. He
also appears frequently in Radio Guild
productions.
Cheer up, R. R. Siegler, and you
other Sherlock fans. There is always
the possibility that even if Mr. Gordon
has abandoned Sherlock, some other
fellow may don gumshoes and monocle
and bring Holmes out of retirement.
A. Josephine Gees, Baltimore, Md.
— The Voice of Experience, silent these
past months, will be heard again, start-
ing September 27, over forty stations,
including WLW, as a transcription pro-
gram, sponsored by Lydia Pinkham.
Five quarter-hours weekly is the pres-
ent plan.
Mr. Joseph Carey, Freeland, Pa. —
Rudy Vallee has been married twice.
His first wife, who has since remarried,
was Leonie Cauchois McCoy.
Myrtle M. Bennett, Galveston,
Tex. — Vinton Haworth, who captured
the radio audience's affections as the
original Jack Arnold of Myrt and
Marge, is under contract to RKO Pic-
tures. He has made six pictures for
this company, "China Passage" and
"Riding on Air" the most recent. You
can write him care of RKO, 780 Gower
Street, Hollywood, California.
C. P. Lunneen, Aurora, 111. — The
Major Bowes Amateurs are interviewed
before the program and the informa-
tion obtained used by the Major in
planning his broadcast, but scripts are
not employed during the actual broad-
cast.
Mrs. Williams, Maiden, Mass. —
Rita Johnson appearing in Columbia
Workshop plays as a member of the
cast — not as monologist. The Work-
shop is an experimental theater of the
air but is a regular program, not a class
for would-be actors. Miss Johnson was
on Broadway this past winter in George
M. Cohan's play, "Fulton of Oak
Falls." The Leland Powers School is
a popular training school for the stage,
in Boston.
Janet Leland, New York City —
There's no Conrad Thibault fan club
registered with this department, but
I'm printing your request in the fan
club section in hopes of luring one into
the open. If you have been reading your
Radio Mirror {Continued on page 72)
MOTHBALLS for the famous false
whiskers of Sherlock Holmes,
my dear Watson! That sums
up the verdict radio actor Richard Gor-
don pronounced in a recent newspaper
interview when he declared he would
never again give his popular radio por-
trayal of the No. 1 sleuth of fiction.
"I'm typed in producers' minds as
'that fellow who plays Holmes,' " said
Gordon.
But, if the radio audience can't have
Sherlock, it can have Gordon. This
versatile actor is now playing the title
role in the Thatcher Colt Mysteries,
Tetlow in Follow the Moon, and Mr.
Answers to Professor Quiz' Twenty Questions on Page 3
1. Gracie Allen — it's a rivalry, even if
it is a friendly one.
2. Two pianos.
3. A juggler.
4. He's bet $2,000 that his next child,
which is on its way, will be a girl.
5. Harriet Foster, formerly his secretary.
6. Any salesman with a good stock of
canary-yellow sweaters.
7. His camp, The Lodge, on Lake Kezar,
Maine.
8. Frank Black, Francia White, Rosaline
Greene, Johnny Green, and Glen Gray.
9. Les Tremayne — leading man of First
Nighter.
10. None — they're both Eddie Cantor.
11. Charlie Winninger, in his role of
Show Boat's Cap'n Henry.
12. "Have You Forgotten?" by Dana
Suesse.
13. "Folks."
14. "She's" really a man.
15. His Crossley popularity rating went
above Winchell's recently.
16. Because the end of the drama is
never put on the air.
17. Rudy Vallee's.
18. Thirteen — it always brings her luck.
19. His mother, Mrs. Evelyn Offield.
20. His wife — she used to be Dorothy
Wesley, swimming star.
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In Your Hat —
{Continued from page 23)
in hats?
'ohn: The crownless, or invitation-to-
the-boll-weevil hat is definitely out. This
is coronation year. Crowns are back to
stay. Comes the revolution, no hats at
all. But right now, crowns are the thing.
Vallee: You mean the women are
going to wear hats with bird's nests and
cherries and stuff on top?
John: No, not at all. The hats of to-
morrow will still be simple, uncomplicated
affairs. But positively air-tight.
Vallee: Now, here's a point. _ Hats
are paid for by husbands. Don't you
consider the husband's point of viewr
John: No! A thousand times no.
Vallee: John, how do you do it?
What's your philosophy of hatting?
John: My partner, Frederic Hurst,
and I make hats that people will talk
about. Our hats are conversation pieces.
Vallee: Don't you have any rules?
John: One rule. Anything goes— pro-
vided it's in good taste.
Vallee: Yes, that's a very good rule
of thumb.
John: That's just what it is, even if
the thumb is at the nose sometimes.
Vallee: I don't believe you take this
hat business very seriously.
JOHN: I decided a long time ago that
women generally make a very painful
procedure out of buying a hat. They
worry and consider and fuss. We decided
early in the formative years of our shop
that when ladies came in to buy hats,
we'd not only give them the hat they
want, but we'd give them a good time
getting it. We have a good time— we
talk over what they want— exchange ideas
—and accomplish something. But we
don't do it in the same manner some
people conduct an autopsy.
Vallee: How about a few really
serious pointers for the girls for the fall
season?
John: As 1 said, crowns are featured.
Feathers are coming back in high variety.
Expose the hair in front, not in back-
just the opposite from last year. Draw
the material back flat across the forehead,
and raise it from the middle of your head.
Don't raise it from the front of your
nose. A crown high from the back of the
head makes a face look younger.
Vallee: Is there something in partic-
ular in colors the gals ought to know?
|ohn: Yes, the new color is furnace
red, a color I blended by using wine red
with a lot of orange.
Vallee: Are we going to have to com-
bat veils again this year?
John: More than ever, I'm afraid.
Veils will be worn in all lengths, on all
hats. They do something for a girl.
Vallee: Yes, they make her look as if
she had a dirty face.
John: Yes — or measles! But they love
it.
Vallee: What about men's hats?
John: Men's hats are like stewed sauer-
kraut. They should be rehashed and
rehashed for twelve months before they
are ripe for wearing. I've got one my-
self— I've worn it for five years.
Vallee: That's the beauty of a man's
hat. A couple of bucks and you're fixed
up for a couple of years!
John : You know. Rudy, the way you
keep talking about prices is highly sus-
picious.
Vallee: I have the welfare of humanity
at heart, that's all I hate to think of
the money you people make.
John: In your hac, Rudy, in your hat!
Good night, and thanks.
SUSAN: Hear that, Matilda? She's been crying ever since
the bridge club lefc.
MATILDA: She heard the girls whispering. It
would break my heart, too, if anybody said
my clothes had tattle-tale grav.
SUSAN: But the poor thing works so hard.
It's not her fault.
SUSAN: It's that lazy soap she uses. It leaves
dirt behind. We ought to tell her how we got
rid of tattle-tale gray.
MATILDA: Sh-h-h! That's why I've been sav-
ing this ad about Fels-Naptha Soap. Let's slip
it under her door.
SUSAN: Wait, Matilda— does that ad say how
Fels-Naptha's richer golden soap and lots of
naptha chase out every speck of dirt?
MATILDA: Yes indeed, Susan. But keep still-
or she'll hear us.
FEW WEEKS LATER
GUEST: But, Doris, these linens look brand-
new! How do you ever get them so white?
DORIS: Sh-h-h !Two sly little birdies showed me
how to banish tattle-tale gray with Fels-Naptha
Soap. I haven't thanked them yet, but, as a bit
of a reward, I'm treating them to the movies!
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(Continued from page 11)
years of personal contact with the men
and women to whom he taught public
speaking had convinced him of this, long
before an exhaustive survey made by the
University of Chicago had established the
fact beyond any doubt.
Carnegie isn't a doctor, so he could
offer no advice to help in the achievement
of the first desire, but he had learned
a great deal that was useful in achieving
the second.
He himself used to be self-conscious,
convinced of his own inferiority, afraid
to assert himself in company. A farm
boy whose parents were too poor to give
him well-cut and good-looking clothes, he
had gone to college and found himself
unable to fit in- with the people he ad-
mired because ,he was too painfully con-
scious of his personal appearance.
Yet today, entirely through his own ef-
forts, he has become financially well off,
an entertaining talker, a man of great
poise and assurance. And by teaching
you the lessons he has learned in the
past forty years, he can revolutionize
your life, just as he revolutionized his
own— just as he has already revolutionized
the lives of thousands who have been his
pupils or have read "How to Win Friends
and Influence People."
How does he do it? By giving them
the courage to be themselves, and to ex-
press themselves fully, without hedging
or fear! By showing them how to break
through timidity and make full use of
the gifts they are born with!
UE proved to me, that afternoon, that
" even the things of everyday experi-
ence can play their part in helping the
individual to express himself.
"Radio is not just a medium of en-
tertainment," he told me. "With its un-
precedented variety, it is in itself a com-
plete course in modern education. More
than any other modern invention, it can
help you to help yourself. But you must
know how to use it.
"Look at the radio stars themselves.
Why do you think of Bing Crosbv or
Kate Smith as your friend? Because they
are doing something for you — they are
giving you pleasure. Naturally, you know
they are being paid for doing this, but that
is beside the point. Listening to vour
favorite star, you don't think of how
much money he is being paid — you think,
instead, of the pleasure he is giving you.
"That's the core of this business of
making friends, and the first and greatest
lesson radio can teach you. Do something
for others! There isn't a reason in the
world why anybody should be interested
in you, unless you first prove that you
are interested in others, and the best and
surest way to prove this is to do things
for other people.
"The more you do for others, the more
friends you will have. I don't mean that
you must do material things for them.
The radio stars don't do that. But you
must give them pleasure. If it's a ques-
tion of the pleasure of other people as
opposed to your own, consider others
first. They may not realize it, but un-
consciously they will be connecting you
with their own enjoyment, and they will
think of you as a person they like.
"Always remember that everyone in
the world wants to talk about things that
concerns him personally, or. failing that,
about things that happen to interest him.
And this makes it imperative, if you wish
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to have a wide circle of friends, to widen
your field of interest, also so that no
matter what subject a new acquaintance
is interested in you will stand a reasonably
good chance of being equipped to converse
with him on that subject.
"Radio stands ready to help the busy
person do this. Perhaps you haven't time
to read all of your newspaper every day,
plus a good current-events magazine every
week, but you surely can find time to
listen to two fifteen-minute broadcasts of
news and comment. In addition, when-
ever you have half an hour to spare,
there is practically certain to be some
excellent educational program on the air
—the University of Chicago Round Table
Discussion, America's Town Meeting of
the Air, the Magic of Speech programs,
the March of Time, Dr. Walter Dam-
rosch's music appreciation hours, the
American School of the Air— the list is
long enough to fit any time of any day
in the week.
TOO many people don't really listen to
the radio, as they would to a teacher
who was actually present in the flesh.
You must make a conscious effort to
assimilate and remember what you hear.
For instance, suppose you are listening
to Lowell Thomas talk on the Sino-Jap-
anese situation. Concisely and briefly,
he gives you the picture of the latest
developments in the Far East. Now, if
you are a business man, try to remember
the substance of Thomas' words until the
next day, and then discuss the subject at
lunch with a friend. If you are a house-
wife, remember it until you meet a friend
the next afternoon. Or discuss it with
another member of the family.
"At first, no doubt, your attempts to
re-create the gist of what you have heard
will not be successful, but persevere and
you will find your ideas coming more
easily, becoming colored with your own
opinions, and altogether you will begin
to lose the conscious effort you put into
your radio listening at first.
"But — there's a warning here, too. Don't
practice this method of broadening your
interests with people who are not already
your intimate friends. Remember that
the average person is interested only in
what concerns him personally, and your
first fumbling attempts at re-forming
what you have heard will only bore him.
A friend, however, is interested in you for
your own sake, and will be as interested
as you are.
"Perhaps you can listen to certain pro-
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about what you have heard afterward.
If you can get a good argument, so much
Those perpetual arguers, Tom Howard
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the better. There's nothing like a little
anger and excitement to loosen a man's
tongue and make him able to express
himself forcefully.
"Another thing you should watch as
you listen to these programs, particularly
the current events talks, is the pronunci-
ation of proper names, like Chiang Kai-
shek, or Stalin. For some reason, incor-
rect pronunciation, even more than poor
grammar, stamps its user as an unedu-
cated person. The leading commentators
go to great pains to get the correct pro-
nunciation of these names, and it will
help you to fix the sound of them in your
mind, just as you fix the other facts you
hear.
"Remember, there's no educational pro-
gram out of which you can't get some-
thing potentially useful to you. Maybe
you know notning about gardens, for in-
stance, and care less — but on the other
hand, perhaps your boss' wife is a garden
enthusiast, so a few minutes spent listen-
ing to the CBS program called Your Gar-
den and Mine may possibly pay for them-
selves many times over.
THEN there are the many programs of
■ good music, and the talks about music
which are given during the intermissions.
You may find that great music bores you
at first," Carnegie smiled, and added. "1
confess it did me. But if you listen to it
often enough, you will find eventually that
you have stored up an understanding of
it which will make music a positive joy.
"All the time, as you listen to educa-
tional and musical programs, you are
broadening your mental outlook, culti-
vating your own inborn capacity to be
an interesting and distinctive person. Your
knowledge of the facts of current history
is enabling you to form your own opin-
ions, and to state them with the convic-
tion and assurance that knowledge brings
with it."
"How about that matter of opinions?" I
asked him. "Without meaning to, I often
find myself taking as the truth the
opinions different commentators express
over the air, without bothering to ex-
amine them. How can one avoid that?"
"To begin with," Carnegie replied, "you
must distinguish between facts and opin-
ions. When a commentator tells you
that such-and-such a number of Chinese
were killed in Shanghai, that a warship
was blown up, that some other specific
thing has happened, that's a fact, and can
be taken without examination. But if that
same commentator goes on to infer cer-
tain opinions from those facts — if he
should say, for instance, that the United
States ought to intervene in the Sino-
Japanese situation — that's an opinion, and
you should bring all the other facts in
your possession to bear upon the prob-
lem before you agree or disagree with
him."
Even the popular programs, designed
purely for entertainment, have their les-
son for the person who wishes to live a
fuller, more satisfactory life.
"Let the popular entertainers serve as
inspirations to you," he told me. "More
and more, I'm afraid that modern people
are depending upon outside sources for
their pleasure, instead of finding it in
themselves — so don't be satisfied with
listening to a dance band on the air, but
let it inspire your interest in a certain in-
strument, so that you want to learn to
play that instrument yourself. Then, as
you study the piano, or the saxophone,
listen to your favorite performers and
try to learn from them. And then you
and the radio will be working in part-
nership to make you a more distinctive
person. You may not learn to play well
—it doesn't matter. You will be creating
your own pleasure, and adding to your
own capacities — and thereby becoming
more interesting to others as well as to
yourself.
"The radio commentators can teach you
how to speak in public, too — provided
you know something about the art to
begin with. You must have the primary
knowledge first. George Gershwin, a com-
poser, could listen to a great symphony
and learn things that would help him to
write better music — but I could listen to
music for a year, and still I wouldn't
be able to write a simple song.
"It's the same in public speaking. If
you've already learned a little about how
to express your ideas in public, either
from lessons or from actually doing it,
which is much better, you will have the
knowledge that enables you to look past
the speaker's words and discover how he
is obtaining his effects.
"Boake Carter can show you how to
express your ideas forcefully and dra-
matically, Edwin C. Hill how to improve
your phrasing and diction, Lowell Thomas
how to make every sentence and word
count. Dr. Walter Damrosch, of the
Music Appreciation broadcasts, and the
Rev. Harry Emerson Fosdick have the
two most perfect enunciations I have ever
heard on the air. All these men. and
many others, can help you build upon
your previous knowledge of public speak-
ing. But you must co-operate with them
by being ready, and thoughtful enough,
to profit by the lessons they can give you."
CARNEGIE leaned forward then, and
spake emphatically. "But there's one
thing you must remember, always. Don't
try to imitate anyone! Don't try to re-
produce Edwin C. Hill's or Boake Car-
ter's mannerisms, don't try to tell funny
stories like Bob Burns or Jack Benny.
Those mannerisms, those tricks of speech
that make Burns and Benny funny, be-
long to the men who use them. They are
part of their inborn personalities — the
residt of their personalites.
"Use the radio to help you liberate the
real you. Use it to gain knowledge, and
the confidence and freedom that come
ftom knowledge. Above all, be yourself
to the fullest extent. Do this, and you
will find your radio is helping you to win
new friends and influence people!"
In a Future Issue — A new type of feature for
everyone who listens to the Pepper Young Family pro-
gram or who likes a good story. Read PEPPER
YOUNG STEPS OUT by Elaine Sterne Carrington,
author of these broadcasts, who proves she knows
boys and humor
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a purely physical way. They help you to
breathe properly and to take a little more
time in choosing the exact word for your
meaning. Hands are of no use to you
in this connection if you use the arm from
the elbow. The first thing a young actress
learns is the cardinal rule: Unpin your
arms from the elbows! As in playing golf,
the full movement must be from the
shoulder."
I WISH that I could give you Peggy's
■ gestures as she talked, for she's the per-
fect example of the principle she teaches.
Throughout our conversation, she was re-
hearsing for the starring role in a stage
play, catching her cues off stage and mak-
ing quick entrances through doors and
down stairways which were as yet only
intriguing chalk lines on the bare boards
of the theater. Letter-perfect in her
role, she'd make her exit and pick up the
same idea she had to leave hanging in
midair, and during all this rush and ex-
citement, every thought — on or off stage
— was clearly and persuasively expressed
in both voice and action. But let her
tell you herself some fascinating tricks for
using your hands.
"You see," she emphasized, "an actress
must learn at the very start to do this
unobtrusively. Eventually, she should be
able to perform a whole play with her
hands, so that even the very deaf can
understand. And there is nothing about
which young people — including actresses —
are so self-conscious! This is particularly
true of youngsters in their teens, for arms
and legs seem to grow much faster than
the rest of the body. Her hands then
loom on the owner's consciousness like
Beauty Tricks in Your Hand
(Continued from page 52)
huge hams which she's anxious to con-
ceal, so she does the worst thing possible
— tries to hide them!
"If you find that carrying a handker-
chief seems to help, try carrying an
imaginary handkerchief — gracefully. Even
better is the trick taught me by a stage
veteran in my early days in the theater.
The really graceful fundamental position
for your hands is to have the middle and
fourth fingers always together. This ac-
tor told me that he was trained for this
by carrying a match between the knuckles
of these fingers close to the palm, prac-
ticing all the gestures — appeal, welcome,
terror, and so forth, as taught in the Del-
sarte method — until he could do them
naturally without dropping the match.
This could well be adapted to everyday
life, for nothing makes the hand look
more compact and slender, at one and the
same time.
EVERY girl wants white hands and
"there's a little trick for this, too.
With elbows raised to shoulder height and
hands extended above the head, twist
your hands rapidly from the wrist — like a
shimmy. The whole feeling should be one
of relaxation, though done vigorously.
This gets the congested blood out of the
hands and makes them as white as pos-
sible. Try it some time when your hands
are tired, or swollen with heat!
"Bright polish makes the hands look
whiter, too, and there are so many shades
available today that there is one for every
taste and costume. Of course, these should
be chosen with discretion. I can still see
the hands of a girl I passed in the station
this morning. She was wearing a slate-
blue nail polish. It's possible that this
was very effective with a striking gown
the night before, but in the cold light of
day it looked as though her hands had
mortified.
THIS is also true of unusually long nails,
■ ' which simply are not practical — and
look it. If you want your fingers to
look longer, there are so many ways of
achieving that effect with your manicure.
"Naturally, I'm assuming that every
girl is taking good care of the materials
with which she works — conscientiously
grooming the hands themselves, as well as
learning to handle them gracefully. Such
little things as using a hand lotion after
every washing and frequently massaging
your hands with cream, rubbing them vig-
orously for several minutes with a washing
motion, are essential to beauty. The
nails should be buffed regularly, too,
so that they have a high polish even be-
fore the enamel is put on. This is most
important to the circulation, for the health
of the nails. And — one more tip — if your
nails are splitting and getting brittle, try
drinking more tomato juice and milk!"
Did you get my perfect manicure
regimen in a previous issue? It's
something you should have as the
very beginning of hand beauty. If
you'd like a practical manicure
chart which is easily and quickly
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(Continued from page 19)
"No!" I declaimed passionately. "I
swear by the stars above that your smile
is like a rose wet with the morning dew."
Carole came back with "Then you do
love me! Oh, Charlie, say that you do!
Tell me that you love me!"
This was a "quickie." Whew. "Well
what I meant to say was that ..." I
hedged. "That is, you — I mean both of
us . . ."But Carole couldn't be stopped.
"Charlie, I fell madly in love with you
the first time I heard you talk."
It must have been a wood tick. My
neck itched. "My, my, my," I said, look-
ing around to see if help were near, "isn't
it nice that we're friends?"
"Friends!" shrieked Carole. "This is
real, undying love. You love me, don't
you?"
"Ahem, now," I parried. "Let's be sen-
sible about this thing — "
"But you do love me?"
"What I really had in mind was a lem-
onade," I answered. When things get too
warm I always turn the subject to lem-
onade. Dottie Lamour doesn't like a sour
turn in the conversation at all. "1 like
lemonade, all right," she told me once,
"but not with you."
OUT Carole couldn't be halted with
" lemonade or any other kind of aid.
"Lemonade!" she moaned. "How can 1
think of that with you so near and with
this passionate, burning love for you?"
Poor girl. "You'll meet someone else."
I told her hopefully.
"There can never be another," she said
in broken tones. "I must have you, hold
you, crush you to me. Without you I
shall perish! I shall follow you to the
end of the world, and scream out my love
for you !"
Really, these Hollywood women.
They're so impulsive. My, my, my.
At first I thought Miss Ann Sothern
was going to be different. Not that she
isn't a blonde too, but for a while it
looked as though we could meet on a
higher plane.
We talked culture, and 1 asked her to
appear with my streamlined' Shakespeare
Company.
"When it comes to streamlines, you're
not so bad yourself, Babe," I said to Miss
Sothern. There's nothing like a deft, well-
phrased compliment to break the ice.
1 went so far as to offer Miss Sothern
the part of Juliet opposite my Romeo.
That was all she needed, alas.
"Bring on the balcony. 'Romeo, Ro-
meo, wherefor art thou Romeo?'" she
quoth.
"Are you still looking for me?" I
quipped.
"All my life I have been looking for
you, my perfect Romeo . . . and at last,
I hast found thee." We were really get-
ting somewhere now.
"Thou certainly hast, sugar. Wilt thou
kiss me?" 1 suggested.
"I wilt . . . honey-lam'," said Ann (laps-
ing into her Sothern accent.)
"If thou wiltest, I wilt. Woo!" said
I, suiting the action to the word.
A gleam came into Miss Sothern's blue
eyes. "All right, then, it's settled," she
said. "I play Juliet."
"And I play you!" said I, cinching it.
That left Bergen to play solitaire. Hot-
chachacha.
The purpose of my streamlined Shakes-
peare Company was to carry "Hamlet" to
every hamlet in America, in trailers. "I'd
look cute playing the balcony scene from
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the back door of a trailer," Ann said.
That girl would look cute anywhere,
and I told her so.
"Oh," cried Miss Sothern, clasping
her hands. "I love the way you do
Shakespeare ... I love the way you sing
... I love the way you act ... 1 love . . ."
That was a little too thick, with Dottie
Lamour also signed up for the Shakes-
peare Company, and standing right next
to me at the moment. And most of the
blondes know how I feel about Dottie.
About her husband, Herbie Kay, for that
matter.
"Oh, a double feature!" cried Ann, look-
ing searchingly at me when 1 explained
about Dottie. "And what does Miss La-
mour play?"
"Dorothy plays Demi-tasse in 'The Mer-
chant of Venice,' " 1 told Ann. "We're
cutting down the part of Portia so that
Dottie is playing Half-Portia. It's a con-
densed version — just the cream of the
play."
But Ann was not to be soothed. She
asked when the company departed. I
had to confess. I hadn't the trailer yet.
"Now, if you'd like to contribute $10,-
000 toward buying it ..." I suggested.
"Only $10,000, Romeo!" she asked
softly.
"Only $10,000, Juliet," I replied, just as
softly.
"Miss Sothern to you — and you dig up
the ten thousand dollars!" she hurled at
me. But I still respect Ann — Miss Soth-
ern. 1 mean — even if we can't do business
together. She says that I remind her of
her childhood, when her Poppa used to
spank her with a big stick.
ZASU PITTS is another one of my little
friends. Poor Zasu, she says herself
that she's "too backward to be forward"
and therefore never has any luck in love.
I suppose I might have been a little
more helpful about her, but I thought I'd
give Bergen a break. He seems lonely
when he's not talking through my hat,
so I thought a nice wife like Zasu would
be just the thing for him. I didn't realize
until too late that Miss Pitts has a hus-
band, but she uses her maiden name for
professional purposes. I had everything
arranged except the date of the wedding.
Bergen, of course, was a little reluctant.
"What 25 this? Wait a minute," he kept
saying.
And Zasu stood there twisting her hands
helplessly, saying, "Oh my . . . this is so
sudden."
"Well, what kind of man do you want
if you don't want Bergen?" I asked her.
"Oh." wailed Zasu, "he should be rather
. . . sort of . . . kind of ... in a way . . .
"That's Bergen," 1 said with finality.
"Miss Pitts, have you ever known real
love?"
"In a way . . . You see . . ." she mur-
mured.
"Come clean, Zasu. Don't you believe
marriage is a wonderful thing?"
"Indeed I do," she answered. "I think
love is just lovely, and so romantic . . .
And it's not that I couldn't be very happy
with Mr. Bergen, but I don't think my
husband would like it!"
I'm through helping Bergen to be a
lady's man. If he hasn't the je ne sais
quoi (I forget how my Za_ belle French
teacher — she was a nice girl, too, come
to think about it — translated that one)
that attracts women, I can't be bothered
with helping him to develop it.
Not that he isn't the soul of honor, no
matter what other bad traits he may have.
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and he said: "Now, Charlie, you had bet-
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body the wrong impression about her."
I suppose 1 had better, too. Honesty
does pay dividends, I know, although 1
never get a chance to spend any of Ber-
gen's and mine. All I get is put away
in a green felt-lined box when Bergen is
through with me, and he has all the fun
of buying fizz-water.
It was this way about Miss Lombard.
When Bergen learned that she was to
be a guest on our Sunday evening Chase
and Sanborn Hour on NBC, he went
(alone, mind you, leaving me home to
pine — that's a good one!) to her white
Bel-Air palace and asked her how much
ribbing she would stand.
He almost got his feet tangled up in
that white goat skin rug in her living
room, but anyway he escaped with the
idea that Miss Lombard was a pretty
regular sort of girl with a good sense of
humor. So then he sat down and wrote
all that dialogue for Carole and me. 1
still think he gave her all the best lines,
but maybe he was just being polite.
I HAD an idea before I came to Holly-
' wood that the glamour girls had no hu-
mor. Gadzooks, I thought to myself, Ber-
gen is going to have himself a time when
he starts kidding those guest artists. Be-
cause he won't have me saying pretty
nothings to anyone. But so far he hasn't
met one star who couldn't take it.
Miss Constance Bennett even asked to
be given a rough going-over — verbally, of
course, of course. And she got it. Mis-
ter W. C. Fields even told a joke about
her blood being used in a transfusion to
save a child's life, and the child froze to
death. My, oh my. 1 didn't think Connie
would permit that one, but she did.
Connie and I didn't have a chance to
get together in that broadcast, but I'm
hoping she'll return. I know she likes
me because she told me that I looked bet-
ter every day. Before I had a chance to
tell her that 1 bet she told all the dummies
that, M'ster Fields interrupted, which was
not a very gentlemanly thing to do.
"Why shouldn't he?" he growled. "He's
just had a new paint job."
Just as if I were a wagon or a barber
pole. Sometimes Mister Fields is a trial
to me. But if you look at it from his
viewpoint, I may be a wooden cross for
him to bear.
But I don't care. No matter what hap-
pens, I still have my memories. They
keep me busy nights when I am shut up
in my little felt-lined box. Ah. shall 1
ever forget gazing into the blue of Sonja
Henie's eyes and asking her, with my
heart in my mouth:
"When you fall down, do you always
land Sonja side up?"
Ah me, life as well as love is full of ups
and downs.
But definitely.
MUM TAKES THE ODOR OUT OF PERSPIRATION
Another TRUE ADVEN-
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will be in the next issue
of RADIO MIRROR.
You won't miss it if you
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The Blind Can See; the Deaf
an
Hear
(Continued from page 14)
hear nor see.
I think I know how Steve felt. For
once 1 lay five endless days in a hospital
bed myself, wondering if 1 would ever
see again. But I could hear. Steve could
not.
Then followed a Deriod of which Steve
is now rather ashamed. He became
morose and' mean, making every one who
came near him feel that they were di-
rectly responsible for his condition.
Finally, one day, some one pressed
Steve's hand lightly. He could tell his
visitor was a woman. Then she placed a
large piece of cardboard in Steve's left
hand. Holding the index finger of Steve's
right hand she slowly printed on the
cardboard in large capital letters:
M-Y N-A-M-E I-S P-L-A-N-T-N-E-R
"It is hard to explain what those four
words meant to me," Steve says. _ "I had
actually had a message transmitted to
me! I am not ashamed to confess I cried
a little."
Yes sir, after months of darkness and
silence Steve understood something that
some one tried to tell him.
The woman who sent that first message
to Steve's brain was Miss Mary Louise
Plantner, a wealthy young woman inter-
ested in social work. Day after day she
spent countless hours at Steve's bedside
patiently tracing letters on cardboard with
one of his fingers. Fortunately, they were
soon able to improve on this method.
IT happened this way: A doctor, using
one of his own fingers experimentally
printed "HELLO" on Steve's chest. And
Steve understood. That gave him an idea,
the first he had had since he had been
stricken. The very next day he was read-
ing the letters as they were traced on
the back of his hand by Miss Plantner.
Then they really went to work. Within
three months of intensive study they mas-
tered four grades of Braille. In another
month they had the Morse code down
pat. Then the combined abbreviation of
Braille and the code were used to speed
up their "conversation." They became so
clever at it that sometimes an entire day
went by without their spelling out one
single word. There was B for "be". C
for "can", D for "do", DD for "doing",
X for "how are you?"
Steve was now ready for more advanced
work. He was eager to learn to "read"
by placing his fingers on the speaker's
lips and throat. But he was too old to
get into the famous Perkins Institute at
Watertown, Mass. However, Miss Plant-
ner arranged to take lessons from some
of the instructors during their off hours.
Just at this time Steve's voice turned
sour. For a time he could not speak above
a whisper. Fear of losing the power of
speech gave him the creeps. But Miss
Plantner refused to become discouraged.
With the help of those Perkins' teachers,
a physician and a woman who taught in
a school for the deaf, she restored Steve's
confidence. And Steve's voice was not
long in following.
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to appear in a neighborhood theater for
eleven weeks. Later they moved down-
town to the Strand. One night an inter-
view by a reporter for the London Times
took place on the stage instead of the
regular program. Near the end of the
interview, Steve took his hand from the
reporter's face for a moment and acci-
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lie object. Within a few minutes he was
told it was a microphone and that the
entire interview had been broadcast by
the British Broadcasting Company. They
had been afraid he would become nervous
if he had known about it at the begin-
ning.
Well sir, Steve never did have mike
fright. He explains it himself by saying
it is because he can't see the darn thing.
At the theater performance people
wrote questions which were answered by
Miss Plantner and Steve. One night some
one asked Steve what he would do if his
hearing was suddenly restored.
"1 would immediately become a thor-
ough nuisance to a most gracious lady,"
was Steve's answer. "I would seek out
Miss Jessica Dragonette and camp on her
doorstep until she consented to sing 'Alice
Blue Gown' for at least one entire after-
noon. For that was the last song 1 ever
heard."
The ensuing tour through Europe and
Russia took Steve within half a mile of
the location of that outpost in Siberia
where all his troubles began.
All the way back home Steve kept
thinking about how successful, according
to Miss Plantner, had been the radio
broadcasts of their programs in London.
His voice, she had said, was pleasing. Well,
it was the only thing he had left. 11 it
went over on this microphone thing maybe
he ought to do something about it.
WELL sir, in Chicago Steve looked up
my good old pal Charlie Lyon, the
radio announcer. Charlie was interested
and friendly. And Steve really did have a
voice that clicked. Charlie coached Steve
for almost a month on microphone tech-
nique, how to govern his voice. And
then he got Steve an audition at the Chi-
cago studios of a national network.
Those men who heard the audition did
not learn that Steve was blind and deaf
until a minute before he began to talk.
And they were amazed at the way he put
it over. And Steve sat there trembling
with weakness, for he had no way of know-
ing whether he had been good, or other-
wise. That is, not until Charlie Lyon
went in to tell him.
Today Steve is out in Lincoln, Nebras-
ka, with the Central States Broadcasting
Company. But on a certain mid-summer
night he stood beside me in a Columbia
studio in New York while I broadcast
the story of his adventure. And Jessica
Dragonette was there, too. And she was
there to sing for Steve. For, despite the
boast he had made in London. Steve had
never had the courage to look up Miss
Dragonette. But she knew about him
because he did write her a letter. And
others had told her about this man with
a consuming urge to again hear her sing
'Alice Blue Gown". She was there to
sing it while this admirer "listened" with
his finger tips on her throat.
Well, boys and girls, it was a big mo-
ment in my life that night when I took
Steve's sensitive right hand and placed the
fingers over my lips and throat. You see,
I don't think it had ever been done over
the air. I said, "Ready, Steve?"
Cartright: Ready, Floyd, 1 can hear
you.
Gibbons: Miss Dragonette is standing
right here beside you, Steve. Perhaps
she would be willing to sing "Alice Blue
Gown" again for you.
Miss Dragonette: I'd be very happy
to, Floyd.
Gibbons: May I place his fingers on
your throat? I'm sure it won't interfere
with your singing. You see, I want Steve
to hear the song he heard you sing on that
tragic day eleven years ago.
Miss Dragonette: Certainly, Floyd.
Gibbons: There.
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Steve's fingers were as light as feathers
on the fair throat ot the great singer.
There was wonder, and worship, on his
face as Miss Dragonette sang the first few
soft notes ot her song And Steve, con-
centrating his rare sense of touch so as not
to miss a single, delicate vibration, looked
like a person must look when he sees a
beautiful vision. There was something
almost ethereal about that expression.
Steve's control of those fingers, whose
sense would shame a Jimmy Valentine,
was less certain with his voice. It broke
a little when he thanked her after the
last bar:
"That was beautiful. Miss Dragonette.
More beautiful than when I heard you
sing it eleven years ago. I can't tell you
how much 1 appreciate your coming here
tonight."
IT was a privilege," Miss Dragonette
■ replied. "And for it I want to thank
the woman whose efforts made it possible
for you to be here tonight and under-
stand."
She was referring, of course, to Mary
Louise Plantner, who was listening in half
way around the world. For she is now
Mrs. George Thornhill, wife of a British
engineer, and residing in the industrial
city of Kobe, Japan.
1 wish all of you could have been with
me that night to witness that really mov-
ing scene in the studio. In all my years
of broadcasting I had never been so
touched. 1 saw Steve Cartright's hands
tremble when he touched the white throat
of Jessica Dragonette. And when she
went into her song the expression on his
face was happier than any 1 had ever seen.
There seemed to be a light on it. Muscles
in the corner of my jaws began to ache.
I wondered how Miss Dragonette had the
control to carry on without a break. 1
couldn't. Jean Paul King stepped in on
the last minute of the broadcast, repeat-
ing the litt:e talk 1 had always given
before. And well at the end of the broad-
cast, the phone calls and the wires and
the letters came pouring in. It wasn't
hard for me to pick Stephen Cartright
as the winner of the Grand Award of
§250.00 for the best story of the month
on my Colgate program. Good luck,
Steve!
A great reporter -whose biggest bead-
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a basis of strict equality. Her's is a
new life.
And the greatest contribution, per-
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She dared to say that women were not
meant to suffer. She dared to claim
that no wife or mother must spend
one-quarter of her life wracked with
pain. She dared to assert that the
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SLIPS IN THE MIKE
Commentators should be more careful
and accurate in their output. The public
generally considers these ether talkers as
educators, as men who speak whereof they
know, and the public is inclined to take
their words as gospel. It is therefore
important, I think, that the commenta-
tor realize his duty to the listener and
strive vigorously for accuracy. Here are
a few of the less important slips, but they
are indicative of a carelessness that should
be curbed.
John Nesbit's "... when Hollywood
was an apple orchard" — which it never
was . . . Edwin C. Hill's " . . with Cus-
ter at Little Big Horn in Wyoming" —
which it isn't. Little Big Horn is in Mon-
tana. . . . John B. Kennedy's reference to
the work done by Naturalist Luther Bur-
bank in the California town that bears his
name — whereas Luther never saw Bur-
bank, California, in his life.
Charles Winninger is as tickled as if
he'd run a nail in his foot. He just dis-
covered that Frank (Bring 'Em Back
Alive) Buck bought ten acres next to
the Winninger estate in San Fernando
Valley and that Buck is raising pythons
on the property. Charlie is seriously con-
sidering signing the pledge — just to be
on the safe side.
Benny Goodman is using all his per-
suasion to get the Camel script writers to
give him some speaking lines in his air-
show, but they don't think Benny has
the air personality to do much talking.
And neither do 1. A guy who's as good
as he is at swing ought to let it go at
that and give some of us less talented
lads a chance.
* * *
RAISED EYEBROWS
It's reliably reported to me that Fran-
ces Farmer needs a spanking. On several
occasions of late she's let nothing what-
ever stand in the way of a good time —
for herself. If she's committed to a broad-
cast or a personal appearance and gets
an invitation to go on a camping trip, say,
she tosses away the committment (if
legally she can) and off she goes on the
trip — apparently not considering the feel-
ings of those who are left holding the bag.
What really big stars are so inconsiderate?
Don't be a dummy! Get a dummy!
Which is this week's recipe for sensa-
tional success. Of course the advice, ad-
monition or suggestion (take your cherce)
is prompted by the skyrocketing to fame
of a precocious bug-eyed lad named Char-
lie McCarthy, the Komedy King of the
Kilocycles. To be sure, Charlie wouldn't
amount to much without Edgar Bergen,
because Edgar literally puts all those
funny sayings into Charlie's mouth and
sees to it that Charlie accompanies these
wise cracks with many droll expressions.
On the oilier hand, Charlie sees to it that
Mr. Bergen drags down better than $3,-
500 weekly. So they're even.
And everyone has become dummy-con-
scious. The movies especially, Bergen
and his imp are signed to Universal and
Sam Goldwyn • contracts, so M-G-M im-
ported a Viennese doll yclept (named,
to you) Yorick, and on the screen when
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Yorick talks, it'll be Frank Morgan's
voice. Paramount is offering Mamie
O'Grady, a dancing doll created by Tom-
my Wonder. Maybe Mamie and Charlie
McCarthy will marry, and (as Fields so
quaintly suggested) raise a family of
clothes-pins.
Anyhow, when one entertainer or one
type of entertainment is very successful,
plenty of imitations mushroom. So look,
this fall, for a radio show with a dummy —
not the usual run of comedian but a
ventriloquist's dummy — and no end of
movies about them.
Most critics agree that Martha Rave
nearly lost her spot on the Al Jolson show
because of her nervousness. Be that as
it may, the lass with the large oral cavity
and the hog-calling voice has become so
used to audiences, large and small, that
she's developing an amazing personal fol-
lowing. There's nothing like personal ap-
pearances to give stage presence to per-
formers. Martha was brought up in the
intimacy of night clubs and large groups
of people bothered her. Last time I saw
her working in a picture on the Para-
mount lot she was nervous as a cat because
even the technical staff was there to see
her perform. It's a tip to you and you
and you. Whenever you can do so, ap-
pear before an audience and strive for
ease. It will benefit your daily contacts
with all kinds of people.
Big-time radio producers this fall are
tearing their hair for Big Names — and
most of them are working on picture as-
signments. Get famous in radio and '.he
movies'll gobble you up, you lucky thing.
Lend an ear this fall to Elaine and
John Barrymore performing in that clever
piece, "The Animal Kingdom." Then bend
an eye to the press and see the fun the
caption-writers and newsmen have in re-
porting that stage engagement.
There's some pretty stiff competition on
the airlanes for Jeanette MacDonald Ray-
mond. Imagine bucking a program as
popular as Jack Benny's. But Jeanette's
sponsors figured that everybody doesn't
like Benny, and so she'll garner an au-
dience. While she may lose the ear of
Gene's mother, who eyed the romance with
a glare and who wouldn't even appear at
her son's wedding, still Jeanette can count
on her husband's _ rapt attention — and,
once in a while, mine.
Gracie Allen's four-year-old daughter.
Sandra, complains because mamma hasn't
had time to play with her lately. Accord-
ing to Sandra, Gracie has been busy read-
ing what looks like the telephone direc-
tory and what Sandra calls "Gone With
the Wind."
* * *
Arthur Godfrey, ex-voice on the Prof.
Quiz show, used to peddle cemetery lots.
This winter he joins the ranks of the non-
actors who find themselves cinematerial.
His radio work landed him the picture con-
tract, but how he moved from cemetery
plots to radio remains a mystery to me,
unless there's some connection with this
occupation and the jokes of most of our
radio comics.
Mollie, of Fibber McGee and Molly,
plays all the femme roles on the show and
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Well-informed people
Say "gratis" and "status"
As if these (and "stratus")
Sounded like "mate us."
There's no 'edge' in 'education'
Please don't say 'root' for 'rout'
'Quin-TOO-plets,' 'hi-ber-NAY-ting'
Make English purists pout.
There is no V in 'Washington'
'Ack-lie-MATE' is wrong
Take no long 'e' on 'effective'
For these things rate you the gong.
Tim and Irene have been dishing out
some very fancy comedy on their guest
appearances. Better 1 think than the
stuff they offered on their own series a
few months back. When they're good,
they're very, very good, but when they
aren't they're pediculous — but aren't all
comics? This team needs good material—
when they get it, Burns and Allen better
keep stepping right along.
EXPERIMENTAL STUFF
Dwight Cooke is the lad who produces
the Chase and Sanborn shows with Charlie
McCarthy, Edgar Bergen, W. C. Fields,
Dorothy Lamour, Don Ameche — you go
on from there. Anyhow, Dwight once
produced a show called "The Ticklish
Corpse" in April of 1936. In this plaster,
the actors were handed cards on which
the synopsis of the plot was typed and
the idea was for them to ad lib— to make
up their speeches as they went along —
in order to tell the story. I didn't care
so much for that — feeling that the writ-
er's job was important to any radio broad-
cast and that here the actors were ex-
pected to be writers, in a sense. But it
was an experiment and it was original.
Now — Dwight is doing a good job with the
C & S show but so could you and you — if
you had the money to buy the talent that
appears on that show. What I wonder is
this: Where are Cooke's flights of origi-
nality and fancy? And is a real artist
being spoiled by the production of a show
that needs very little production? Or am
I getting too worked up about it all?
The radioite I'd like to fight
Is he who says "heith" for "height."
% H* ^
AMATEUR RADIO WRITERS!
The morning hours are still cluttered
with sappy serials, burdensome sales chat-
ter and much talk-talk of other descrip-
tions. But there's little can be done about
it under the present set-up. Certainly
you've said to yourself, "I can write a bet-
ter serial than that plaster." And no doubt
you can. But try and sell it. Sponsors
find it nearly impossible to buy the more
desirable radio time (p. m.) and in pur-
chasing programs for the morning hours
they buy solely (with few exceptions) on
the basis of price and not quality. The
serials (called "strip shows") are therefore
simply fillers for the sales messages and
bring as little -as $3 per episode. Hardly
profitable typewriter-pounding even for
tyros. However, if you have patience and
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talent, it's one way of breaking into r
writing.
* * *
idio
Dorothy Lamour, whose looks are far
more beautiful than her pipes, never fails
to kiss Charlie McCarthy before I he
broadcast. Sort of good luck, you know.
But I never get a break. Before writing
this column, do you think I get to kiss
Dorothy Lamour? You're right! 1 don't.
VIA WIRE — Lily Pons contends that
"Only the Birds Sing Free," — that's why
she refused to rehearse in front of Holly-
wood Bowl fans — and I don't blame
her . . . Pinky Tomlin is a confirmed coke
drinker, no other stimulants touch his
dainty lips, so there . . . Basil Rathbone is
in the doghouse with the powers-that-be
on Hollywood Hotel. He missed all re-
hearsals, showed up at the broadcast just
a little before air-time, then made frantic
lads madder than ever by doing his stint
without the slightest mistake . . . Irene
Rich owns three homes in Hollywood —
and lives in a hotel . . . Raymond Paige
has such a weakness for boats and sailing
that his bandmen call him "Poop-Deck
Pappy", which plays hell with dignity . . .
Aside to Mr. J. K. F. Stop writing those
amorous letters to Frances Langford. Her
sole heart interest is Ken Dolan, her man-
ager. You haven't a chance . . . Of course,
you knew that Prof. Quiz looks surpris-
ingly like Teddy Roosevelt . . . Yes, Mr.
Phil Harris is wedded, she's Marcia Rals-
ton . . . Joy Hodges feels plenty bad these
days. Particularly because Don Reed
called at Universal where Joy is working
— but he came to tell Barbara Reed how
much he liked her — and not (As Joy
hoped) to make up with her . . . Alan
Christie is about to become a radio pro-
ducer. Meantime, he gazes lovingly into
the orbs of June Travis . . . Lily Pons
won't make a picture in Hollywood unless
Andre Kostelanetz continues to make his
weekly visits. Which means that this
grand master of music will soon be flying
40,000 miles from and to New York. May-
be the gossips have told you Eddie Cantor
los: twenty-five grand playing cards last
week but I'm closer to the truth. Cantor
dropped #100 . . . Old Ironpants (Some
folks call him Gen. Hugh Johnson) will
be on the air soon and it is only a co-
incidence, honest injun, that the Gen's
sponsor makes headache powders . . . See-
ing Frieda Inescort do a radio turn re-
minded me of the Scotch story in which
a Scot and his daughter were on the tenth
green at Carnoustie. "Isn't this your birth-
day, Lassie?" sez the Scot. "It is, Father,"
replied the gal. So the Scot smiled, picked
up his ball and said, "Then I'll give you
this hole" . . . Saymore Saymoore has two
children, nine and twelve, and she won't
let 'em listen to mamma on account of she
has to play such a dunderheaded femme
she doesn't want the kids to lose respect
for her . . . Chick Johnson (of Olsen and
Johnson) has a seventeen-year-old daugh-
ter who has just signed with RKO and who
is being coached by Ginger's mother, Mrs.
Lela Rogers . . . That string section in
Hal Kemp's orchestra was added to help
Alice Faye's voice along. She wouldn't
need that sort of thing if the sponsor
would only let her sing the swing tunes
that made her famous . . . Ken Murray
and his party couldn't get into the Palo-
mar a few nights ago on account of the
gal with him was wearing slacks . . . Ben
Alexander has not only been bitten by the
love-bug but the darn insect has chawed
him up plenty. The girl in the case is
blonde Kay Williams. This affair has
just blossomed again. They've been en-
gaged, oif and on, tor five years now.
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carefully, you read all about Mrs.
Conrad Thibault in Jimmie Fidler's
column, the September issue. Thibault has
taken screen tests, but I can give you no
definite plans for him at present.
Lila Kay Shelby, Uniontown, Pa.
— The two children in Second Husband
are portrayed by Janice Gilbert and
Jimmy Donnelly, child radio actors.
N. E. W., Wayne, Michigan— Eddy
Duchin is Eddy Duchin — that's his own
name and no manufactured label. He is
five feet, eleven inches tall and has black
hair, brown eyes. He has two theme songs:
"Be My Lover," which was composed by
Dreyer and Scholl, and Chopin's Noc-
turne in E Flat.
Dolly Kendrick, Crofton, B. C. — Lester
Tremayne has been the Bob of Bob and
Betty, and Don Ameche was the Grand
Hotel star. Write Columbia Broadcasting
System in Chicago for a picture of Betty
and Bob and National Broadcasting Com-
pany, San Francisco for a photograph of
the One Man's Family cast.
John Barry, Nanticoke, Pa. — Emrie Ann
Lincoln's whereabouts is unknown to me.
I am making open confession because 1
hope one of the other readers may have
heard her somewhere and will write to
let me know. If one does, the answer will
appear in a future issue.
Miss Sue Fritzges, Baltimore, Md. — Joan
Blaine left the Mary Marlin program to
try her luck in New York. And your
questions about Martin Gabel are an-
swered elsewhere in the column.
Elmer Lewis, Nyack, N. Y. — There
were two photographs of Durelle Alex-
ander in the August Radio Mirror. Du-
relle, who was spotlighted at the Waldorf-
Astoria this summer, was born in Green-
ville, Texas. Was a child actress. First
engagement was the floor show of the
Park Central's Cocoanut Grove where she
was heard by Whiteman's manager. Her
seventeenth birthday present was a five-
year contract with Whiteman. Ambition
— to be a great star of the theater, either
dramatic or singing. She is just five feet
tall and weighs 98 pounds.
F. R. Gaines, Winston-Salem, S. C.
— Your Kate starts her new variety show
September 30. With her will be Jack
Miller and his orchestra, without whose
accompaniment she has not performed in
eight years. 1 agree with you about Kate
Smith. I spent an afternoon with her once,
and after the usual parade of stage-man-
nered and veneered celebrities, Kate was
a delightful surprise. Her warm, deep-
throated radio voice had not lied — here
was a real person, sincere, generous-man-
nered, unassuming. I felt I had met a
human being instead of the usual press
agent's puppet.
ADDRESSES AND PHOTOGRAPHS
The Oracle hates to scold, but — dining
the past days I've received several re-
quests for home addresses of radio per-
formers. Now, you must realize that I
cannot give you these; it's one of the few
"Nos" the stars say to their public. Any
letters you have should be addressed your
favorites care of the station or network
over which you hear them. They will be
forwarded promptly.
Letters asking for photographs should
be addressed to the performer or to the
sponsor, care of the station from which
the broadcast comes. And don't become
impatient if you fail to receive an imme-
diate response. Bigtime artists are sent
thousands of similar letters, and your
name may be far down the list.
The name of some favorite star or pro-
gram is repeated again and again in read-
ers' letters each month. Which gave the
Oracle an inspiration — why don't we con-
duct our own popularity contest? The
program or star mentioned most often in
letters to this column will be featured in
brief review, and all you fans who have
sent me questions, will have your answers
in one handy paragraph or two for clip-
ping.
And this will be a strictly democratic
election — your letters alone will decide
each month's candidate for the Oracle's
own little hall of fame. This time, it's
MARTIN GABEL
The Dr. John Wayne of Big Sister was
born in Philadelphia, Pa., on June 19,
1911. He studied at Lehigh University
because his family wanted him to be a
lawyer. But lights of the Great White
Way kept beckoning over the horizon,
and he left college in 1932 to answer their
summons. He studied at the American
Academy of Dramatic Art for two years.
His stage debut was in "Man Bites Dog"
at $8.00 a week. His radio career was started
in 1934 oyer a local New York station.
Besides his role in Big Sister, he now
plays in Gang Busters and Aunt Jenny. He
is 5 feet 7 inches tall; weighs 170 pounds;
has brown hair and blue eyes.
FAN CLUBS
Lanny Ross Fans. Marian McClow of
919 Roanoke Avenue. Hillside, N. J. has
started a new Lanny Ross Fan Club. She
is looking for members.
If there is a Benny Goodman fan club,
will the officers please notify the Oracle?
Several fans are interested in a Goodman
group.
Dagny Sailand, St. Paul, Minn. — Jo-
sephine W. Lowry is president of a Grace
Moore club. Her address is 2200 Harri-
son Street, Wilmington, Del.
Do Ted Malone's admirers have a club?
If so, please notify Gladys E. Eminger,
21147 North Street, Cleveland, Ohio. Also,
don't forget to let the Oracle know.
The Casa Loma Fan Club would like
more members, writes Marie Anne San-
toro, president, of 378 North Avenue, New
Roch-elle, N. Y.
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leaves headquarters, two or three mam-
moth-lettered banners to be hung in prom-
inent spots.
So the night of the Hindenburg crash,
when NBC pulled such a nifty at Lake-
hurst, they couldn't resist spreading their
biggest and brightest banner over the tele-
phone booth from which they were broad-
casting. CBS took one look at its rival's
cozy quarters and the next morning ran to
tattle to the New York Telephone Com-
pany, with whom all networks have an
agreement that they are not to tie up the
services of a public booth except in cases
of life or death or a national emergency.
The telephone company immediately de-
livered a sizzling call-down to NBC, re-
minding them that a station in Pennsyl-
vania had its license taken away for a
similar offense.
THEN just like any ten-year-old boy
who hides behind the woodshed to
listen to the nasty brat next door getting a
spanking, CBS chortled for days over
NBC'S reprimand. NBC, in return, ac-
cused CBS of a pathetically obvious case
of sour grapes.
That gives you a small idea of how far
one network will lean over backwards to
cause another network grief. It goes
without saying that NBC is at this very
moment cudgeling its assorted brains to
think up a way to get even. And it will!
The networks had locked horns just
previous to that when Dick Merrill landed
at Roosevelt Field. NBC had the "ex-
clusive" right to bring you Dick's words
the minute he landed. Dave Driscol! of
WOR and the CBS special events boys
tried to get in. There was a grand free-
The Bigger They Are —
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for-all. Fists flew, and Driscoll and CBS
got a bad shoving around.
NBC could have let its rivals have a
try at Merrill and in so doing not lost
a listener in a million among their own
ranks. But no. According to them that
was a "prestige broadcast." The expense
and trouble attached to it were written off
the books as "making NBC a great net-
work."
MBS, the baby network, doesn't often
get into the fight. It has much the same
attitude as a mamma cat watching two
kittens squabble over a fish head she isn't
going to let either one of them eat any-
way. Take the Merrill landing, for in-
stance. In trying to shove Driscoll of
Mutual aside, the NBC-ers pushed the
crowd around so much Merrill was jos-
tled closer to the MBS mike than the
NBC one, and his first "hello" went over
both networks.
NBC, foaming at the mouth, retreated
to Radio City to plan their revenge. They
got it when a pal tipped them off that
Mutual was going to interview aboard
ship the German automobile racers en route
to this country to compete for the Van-
derbilt Cup. NBC sallied down to Quar-
antine before breakfast, beamed when the
startled Mutualites arrived to find the
racers already on the air.
EXCLUSIVES are usually gotten by
the outfit that offer the biggest cash
enticement for the privilege of being the
only group allowed to air an important
event. Of the three nets NBC has the
largest budget and frequently outbids its
competitors. But CBS and MBS often
make up in intelligence what they lack in
cash and manage to get in on the doings
anyway. Whenever NBC starts braying
about the fact that they've done more
special events than CBS, CBS hauls out a
batch of recordings made of NBC's special
events, holds its collective nose and mur-
murs quietly, " — but just listen to them!"
So busy are the networks giving each
other tit for tat they overlook the fact
that the majority of radio listeners would
much rather have them spend their
vast "exclusive" budgets on entertaining
radio shows instead.
CBS started the "exclusive" wrangle
when they bought the golf and tennis
matches for a mere $35,000. NBC, not to
be outdone, cornered all the major prize
fights including the Louis-Farr fight for
$55,000, plus the AAU Track Meet in Mil-
waukee for another tidy sum. Such greedi-
ness burned CBS so they promptly sewed
up the Kentucky Derby for the next five
years. A few days later NBC purchased
the Preakness and other racing events.
This went on and on for months and
cost both outfits hundreds of thousands.
For what? Very few of the aforemen-
tioned events are interesting enough to
keep on the air all afternoon.
Now an "exclusive" is exclusive only so
long as a network can keep its enemies off
the premises. The National Open Golf
Tournament belonged to CBS but NBC
was hanging around in the gallery to see
what they could slice. When the tourna-
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discovered the winner, Ralph Guldahl, in
front of an NBC mike. Tom Manning,
of Cleveland's WTAM, had cornered the
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for NBC ten minutes before the enraged
CBS boys even got a look-see.
CBS slunk back into the underbrush
with a club and waited until the AAU
Milwaukee Track Meet. When their Ted
Husing couldn't get through the gate with
his equipment because the event was
NBC's property, Husing had a platform
hastily constructed on a church just across
the street from the field.
This started a feud that caused a good-
ly number of pebble-loaded spitballs to
fly back and forth across the two blocks
that separate network headquarters in
Manhattan. NBC claimed that Husing
and his sidekick, Jimmy Dolan, had boot-
legged the meet. Bootlegging occurs when
one network tunes in its rival and re-
broadcasts immediately what it hears, and
that's against the law. Husing claimed
he could see everything from his perch.
NBC accused Ted of surrounding himself
with guards. Ted giggled that the only
guard he had was the old clergyman of the
church who watched him from below.
It wasn't a case of bootleg, it was a
plain case of grudge. The laugh of the
whole episode being that CBS didn't con-
sider the AAU races interesting enough to
bother with until they discovered the gang
at Radio City had an "exclusive" on it.
THE most ridiculous special events
■ wrangle to date came off just before
the Vanderbilt Cup races began at New-
port. All three networks got into a terrific
dog fight over which of their broadcasting
boats should have the best position to
describe the race. The problem was
finally put in the hands of the Coast
Guard, which organization found itself
the target of so much squabbling, it im-
mediately put its foot down and made the
children draw straws.
NBC got the short straw. MBS and
CBS went wild with glee. The short straw
meant that NBC had to tag along behind
while its two rivals rode abreast of Rang-
er and Endeavur II. CBS wired its pub-
licity department to give the good news
to all the papers. NBC retaliated by
wiring its publicity department to an-
nounce that they would charter a plane
and broadcast the races from the air. CBS
quickly countered that if NBC took to the
sky they'd send their Ted Husing up, too.
After considerable bickering all parties
concerned went to bed in the same hotel.
The next morning the CBS crew came
down to breakfast to find a big NBC ban-
ner decorating the lobby. An hour later
a bigger CBS banner had covered it up.
NBC produced a still bigger banner which
they flung to the breeze and the public
outside their hotel window. When it was
missing shortly afterward they called in
the Newport police.
The cops traced the banner to a member
of the CBS army. Stated he, "1 didn't
take their old banner — one of my en-
gineers must have done it."
Well, finally the banner was returned to
Radio City.
After all this I decided to interview the
heads of the network Special Events de-
partments. Mutual, first on my list, said
the CBS-NBC feud was okay by them
because that way they learned what not
to put on the air.
At NBC the chief of Special Events de-
nied there was any such thing as a fight.
He stated that he, for one, loved CBS
dearly. Boys would be boys, you know,
and he couldn't help it if his men had a
belligerent attitude. Then we asked about
Mutual. "Mutual, hah, we wouldn't even
let them in on our fight — "(there was an
abrupt pause here, during which the chief
gulped audibly) " — if there was a fight,"
he added, taking off his coat.
The CBS-ers tried to laugh the whole
thing off. Until I told them what NBC
had said about them. You ought to have
been there for the fireworks!
All the time these shindigs were going
on, the biggest and funniest special events
wrangle of all was under way — the Shakes-
peare duel. Both networks decided to
broadcast Shakespearean plays on the
same night at the same hour. They
couldn't come to a peaceful agreement so
their listeners could enjoy both shows.
Oh no. You either had to make up your
mind between your two favorite plays or
go a little batty tuning back and forth
from one to the other.
1 have before me a memorandum which
was sent to all CBS stations from head-
quarters. It states in part, "We released
our first Shakespeare story on May 27th,
while NBC didn't get theirs out until
June 14th." Then it goes on for pages to
prove how CBS beat NBC to the news-
papers even if NBC did get its Shakes-
pearean dramas on the air first.
When NBC asserted the fact that they
launched Shakespeare back in 1929, the
fur began to fly. The CBS boys put on
side-splitting imitations of how Barry-
more did "Hamlet." Parties were thrown
for the occasion. NBC jested about the
way Shakespeare was being mutilated by
CBS' "ham" casts. Previously the pub-
licity departments of both networks had
an agreement of peace, but with the ad-
vent of the Shakespeare business this
treaty was bounced out quicker than a
non-paying guest at the Rainbow Room.
To keep the newspaper boys away from
Radio City, CBS invited all the radio edi-
tors to their air-cooled studios to hear
the programs. NBC invited the same
radio editors to loll in their even cooler
studios and softer chairs. CBS phoned
the newspapers that NBC's "Twelfth
Night" only carried thirty-two stations
while Columbia's "Much Ado About Noth-
ing" was sent to ninety-seven stations all
over the U. S. This so enraged NBC that
they spent a neat sum to make a survey
proving CBS was, as they put it, "all wet."
The biggest laugh about the whole af-
fair was that neither network got the fan
mail return on their program that NBC
received from its Singing Mice show.
IT seems ridiculous that so much time
' and money are spent berating instead
of building better programs.
Recently NBC launched an extensive
program of talent scouting. A few days
later CBS sent out a talent scouting de-
partment that was twice as super as any-
thing Hollywood had ever concocted. The
artists' bureaus of both outfits hate each
other as cordially as two boarding-school
girls in love with the same boy. Let one
of them get a personality at the end of
a bid and its rival will sign that person-
ality if it takes their last scrap of sales-
manship and budget. This is swell for the
artists because they get a lot more dough
than they expected or are worth. While
the networks get a lot more entertainers
than they can possibly use.
Some fun. CBS takes a full page in a
big radio trade magazine to proclaim their
merits and the next week NBC takes two
full pages to proclaim theirs. These im-
pressive ads require a vast amount of
preparation and money but what do they
do for the dialers?
Well, the next time you're feeling phil-
anthropic you might take pen in hand
and put the networks on to a few items.
Write anything you like but don't forget
to tip them off about the standard wise-
crack that's being repeated some million-
odd times in some million-odd homes
every evening after supper — "That's not
the glue factory, papa, it's the radio!"
A bit subtle, but they'll get it.
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of progress to Alice, more concrete signs
than the pretty clothes and expensive
perfumes she could afford now that Vallee
had doubled her chorus girl salary. But
the real thrill were Rudy Vallee's own
words of approval. A "you've got some-
thing, kid" from Rudy was more impor-
tant, then, than all the fan letters in the
world. With those words ringing in her
ears, it was nothing but a step from the
line in itinerant vaudeville shows to a
star's station in Hollywood.
Rudy Vallee thought she was good, so
Alice threw off her little girl fears and
suddenly was somebody, a self-assured am-
bitious, happy somebody who was going
places on Broadway.
THE Connecticut Yankees shook New
York for the summer season and toured
the Atlantic seaboard, from Maine to
Georgia, giving an army of fans the radio
had made for Rudy Vallee and his gang
a look at that gang in person. The long
hauls they made by train — with Alice sit-
ting close by the window, her eyes glued
on the landscape, seeing more of her coun-
try than she'd ever seen before. For one
night stands nearer New York they made
their headquarters in the city and drove
to their engagements.
It was on one of those drives, when the
orchestra headed back for the city after
an evening's performance at Virginia
Beach that the accident occurred which
might so easily have checked Alice Faye's
career just as it was blossoming. Alice
and Rudy, with Vallee's pianist, Walter
Sharff and Trumpeter Mickey Bloom were
returning in Vallee's car, with Rudy at
the wheel. It was raining hard, and the
Highway to Happiness
(Continued from page 41)
car held unsteadily to the wet pavement.
An unexpected turn! Alice remembers
a dizzy whirl through the air, a sharp
blow on her head, and then nothing until
she slowly became aware of pain — in her
shoulder and her head — a rumbling mo-
tion beneath her, and Rudy Vallee's anx-
ious face looking down in hers.
A milk truck, happening by in the early
morning, had come to the rescue, the
driver offering to drive Alice — the only
one who was seriously hurt — to a doctor
in the next town.
The small town doctor sewed up an
ugly gash over Alice's left eye, pushed a
dislocated shoulder into place, and sent
her on her way with a muttered remark
about "kids who traipse about the coun-
try in the middle of the night."
Alice wanted to go home — her mother
could take care of a few little bumps — but
Vallee wisely insisted upon a hospital, and
the best plastic surgeons New York
boasted to re-patch Alice's jagged eyebrow.
Lucky that Rudy won that argument or
Alice's face always would have been
marred by a nasty scar.
STRANGELY enough, that accident
brought good luck to Alice in another
way. She fretted and fumed her three
weeks in the hospital, raging at her nurses
that she had to get back to work before
everybody had forgotten her, before Rudy
Vallee had tired of waiting and gotten
someone to take her place. She needn't
have worried. Radio fans missed her when
the Fleischmann program took the air, and
wrote in demanding that she return at
once. Until those letters began streaming
in, Alice was just one of the Connecticut
Yankees to her radio employers. They
got her part and parcel with the Vallee
band. Rudy, not the broadcast sponsors,
paid her salary. She returned after her
recovery as a featured performer on the
show, with a contract of her own. And
she's been signing her own contracts ever
since.
It was a coincidence that the day Walter
Winchell joined the "Alice Faye has some-
thing" chorus with a line in his column
commending her singing at the Pennsyl-
vania Roof,. Rudy Vallee announced to
his company that their next point of call
was Hollywood. He had signed agree-
ments that day to move his entire com-
pany to the coast for the film production
of "George White's Scandals."
ALICE tore out to telephone her
mother. Six weeks vacation in South-
ern California. Whoops!
Alice was wrong on two scores. Her
sojourn in Hollywood would be no vaca-
tion. And her six weeks — except for brief
stolen holidays in New York — was to be
six years.
Alice hadn't a care in the world when
she arrived in Hollywood, all breeziness
and blonde fluff, two Doberman pinschers
(add signs of progress) on a leash, and
ready for a fling in the playground of
the West. She was annoyed when Vallee
told her to report to the studio the next
day. She wanted to see those swimming
pools she'd been hearing about. After
all, they only had six weeks.
But Alice reported for work, marched
wide-eyed through the torturous red-tape
which is the studio's way of grooming new-
comers for the cameras: make-up tests,
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fittings, music rehearsals, portrait sittings
in the gallery, publicity conferences. When
all this was disposed of, she was rushed
in front_ of the cameras and put through
her singing and dancing paces in "Oh You
Nasty Man." From eight in the morning
until eight at night she worked.
"Is THIS supposed to be my vacation?"
she stormed to Rudy Vallee.
"Don't be so uppity, kid," he told her.
"You aren't the leading lady. They'll be
all washed up with you in a day or two.
And then you'll wish you were back."
"Not me," Alice called back over her
ostrich feathers as she flounced into cam-
era range again, "I hate this business."
/i LICE wasn't fooling. She hated Holly-
** wood. California might have its sun-
shine and grass and trees. She wouldn't
know; she didn't see them. She didn't like
grass and trees anyway. She didn't know
anyone but Rudy and the boys in the or-
chestra, and they were too busy with the
picture to worry about her. She didn't
have a car, so every evening she sat in
her apartment at the Ravenswood and
thought of New York where you were
never alone even when you were alone.
So the break which every girl dreams
of and so few ever find came to Alice
not as a boon but a blow. She was sit-
ting at her dressing table, scrubbing mas-
cara into her screen eyelashes when Win-
field Sheehan walked onto the set and
called to her.
"Miss Faye," he began, when she sat
down in the chair a prop boy dragged up-
beside the boss, "how would you like to
play the lead in this picture?"
"Now, listen, Mr. Sheehan," Alice
stormed, jumping to her feet, "if you're
trying to kid me, I'm not laughing." T'here
was a thick veneer of Broadway on Alice
Faye in those days.
But Mr. Sheehan wasn't kidding. Lilian
Harvey, who was slated for the role, had
read through her script, decided the part
wasn't cut to her measurements, and
walked out. The picture was in work, and
rushed for time. The Yankees' commit-
ments in the East would demand Vallee'?
departure in another three weeks.
Alice was handy. She knew how to
work with Vallee. She got the part.
Rudy walked into the scene while Alice
still was trying to catch her breath and
added his assurances to Sheehan's. It
was true, she was to play opposite him.
Production was halted at this point
while director and crew set up for a rush
test. Alice sat dazed on the sidelines,
watching the preparations.
"All ready. Miss Faye," Director Thorn-
ton Freeland's words were the next ones
which pierced through her preoccupation.
"If you'll just run through this scene."
Alice got to her feet.
"I won't do it," she said, in a dull voice.
"I'm not good enough. You know I'm
not good enough."
Thornton Freeland had to think fast.
He decided to talk to the stubborn young
lady like a Dutch uncle.
"Now, listen here, little girl," he said.
"The biggest break Hollywood has seen
in a year has just fallen into your lap.
And_ you're not going to be a dunce and
let it slip through your fingers. Maybe
you aren't good enough. I don't know.
But it's a cinch nobody's going to think
you are, if you don't. Now get in there,
and give us the stuff."
Alice got in there. The test was rushed
to the laboratories, run off for the pro-
ducers at noon. At three in the afternoon
Alice, still dazed, sat across from Win-
field Sheehan at a huge desk in the execu-
tive suite and signed her name to a three
year contract.
If Alice thought she was lonely her first
few weeks in Hollywood, she was to find
out she didn't know what loneliness meant.
After the "Scandals" wound up, Rudy Val-
lee and his boys packed their bags and
headed for the East, and Alice was left
to face Hollywood alone.
CHE cried herself to sleep every night
** She missed New York. She missed her
family. More than anything she missed
Rudy Vallee. Scandal mongers to the con-
trary, the warm friendship between Rudy
Vallee and his little blonde songstress was
not a love affair. But he was her confi-
dent and counselor. She felt that she
needed his guidance.
Her first assignment after the "Scandals"
was the feminine lead opposite Spencer
Tracy, a vital, important role in "Now I'll
Tell." Half the girls in Hollywood wanted
the part Alice walked through it as one
in a daze.
She wasn't a very good actress in those
days. She was self-conscious, camera-shy.
She didn't understand film technique, says
she used to walk right out of camera range
in the middle of a scene. She didn't care.
Two more weeks, and the picture would
be finished. She could go to New York
SIX times, during that first year in Hol-
lywood, Alice dashed off to New York
Every time she came back, although she
wouldn't admit it, she gave in another inch
to Hollywood. Her mother and father
joined her on the Coast, set up an apart-
ment for her in the Shelton where Dixie
Dunbar and her mother lived. Alice began
to acquire a circle of friends. Big broth-
er Bill gave up his job with the Chase
National Bank and came West to manage
Alice's business problems. Brother Charles
came out for a vaction, got a studio job
as assistant director, and sent for his pos-
sessions. Alice's best friend. Betty King
The Story Thus Far:
The day Alice Lcppert zvas born, in a crozvdcd Fifty-first Street apartment in
New York City, the doctor said she had the longest legs of any baby he'd ever
seen. There zvas a reason for those long legs — for Alice Lcppert grew up to be
Alice Faye — first a dancer, then a singer, finally a movie star. Alice always loved
the theater, from the very first, and she and Mrs. Lcppert every Saturday after-
noon used to take what little money they could save from Mr. Leppert's policeman's
salary, and go to matinees. When she was ten years old, Alice realised for the
first time that the Leppert family zvas poor, and then and there she made up her
mind to find a zvay of getting more money. She tried to go on the stage when she
was thirteen, but the casting director of the "Follies" didn't believe her assertion
that she zvas fifteen. She zvaited, but only until she'd graduated from the eighth
grade. The following autumn saw her in the front line of a vaudeville revue
chorus. Tzvo vointers on the road in this show, and Alice graduated to a chorus
job in George White's "Scandals." which starred Rudy I'allee. Rudy never noticed
her on the stage — but one night at a party they both attended he heard her sing,
and Alice Faye's career began. Rudy coached her, helped her, and finally put her
on his radio program. That radio debut zvas almost disastrous. Alice had a bad
cold, but she dragged herself to the studio and sang anyway, holding on to the
mike to keep from falling. Then she fainted, and the next tiling she knezv, Rudy
zvas pressing cold packs to her fiead.
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came West to be her stand-in and contin-
ued in that capacity until she married
Walter Scharf two years ago.
Alice almost liked it. She was almost
her old happy self again, these days, but
sadly her happiness was to be short lived.
The family was planning a Christmas
time reunion in New York. Alice was
in the middle of a picture, but the studio
had promised her she would be free in
plenty of time to attend. Her father,
forty-nine then and happy in the new
freedom which Alice's blossoming career
had brought them all, decided to go ahead
and make the arrangements. He had a
lot of good friends in New York; they
could get in some card games — just like
the old days — and it was still warm
enough for a fling at fishing. It was still
his favorite sport. The family put him on
the train with promises that they'd be
with him in a few days, and he waved
goodbye from the platform as the Chief
puffed away.
Alice never saw him alive again.
New York was shivering in a sudden
cold spell when Mr. Leppert arrived. Be-
fore he knew it, he was fighting a nasty
cold. He was too miserable to enjoy his
card games.
Strangers picked him up from the floor
of his club one day. "The old fellow was
a mighty sick man," and somehow, in the
confusion, no one seemed to know who
he was.
He needed medical attention, and he
needed it then, so they followed the only
path open to them. They sent him to the
General Hospital. He was desperately ill
of pneumonia.
ALICE FAYE'S father died that night.
"» but he regained consciousness long
enough to tell the doctors who he was and
smile for the last time at his wife and
sons who had just arrived. Next day the
New York newspapers indulged in an orgy
of headlines. Alice, hurrying East, read
them on the train. "Alice Faye's Father
Dies in Charity Ward," "Film Star's
Father Dies in Want."
They made a Roman carnival of it.
New York, the New York Alice loved so
much, was letting her down. Walter Win-
chell learned the truth, and blasted out
at the scandal mongers. Louella Parsons,
who lived next door to Alice and her fam-
ily and had known of all their happy
plans, added her voice in a growing chorus
of "For Shame!" But the damage had
been done, and Alice wasn't prepared to
forget it. When she buried her father
in the family cemetery, her eyes were
blurred with tears of bitterness as well as
tears of grief.
Those were bleak days for Alice. Still
only twenty, hurt because she thought
friends of a lifetime had believed the
newspapers' ugly story and forsaken her,
she lost all zest for work or play. She was
ill and overworked. Doctors told her she
might have to give up dancing altogether
when a pain in her back — a throwback to
her accident in 1934 — occurred. Her
studio, planning to build Alice for star
parts, put her through a grinding training
period in "B" pictures, and Alice, misun-
derstanding, thought they didn't want her
anymore.
THE final blow was administered by
' Rudy Vallee. He didn't mean to hurt
her, Alice is sure now, but he did — cruelly.
During a brief respite between pictures,
Alice went to Chicago to see her friends
in the Connecticut Yankees. Rudy asked
her to sing with the orchestra, just for
old times' sake, and she agreed joyfully,
singing not just one night but every night
during the week she was in Chicago.
It was so wonderful, that week! It was
almost as if she had never been away. She
felt the tenseness and strain of Hollywood
slipping away, leaving her free, happy,
alive as she'd been in the old days. She
even went on the air with Rudy on his
weekly program, although her studio had
expressly forbidden any broadcasts.
Then, the night before she was to re-
turn, Rudy criticized her in front of the
whole orchestra, told her that her sing-
ing had suffered during her Hollywood
stay, that, in fact, Hollywood had robbed
her of everything she had. Rudy didn't
mince words. It is his habit never to say
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Alice had forgotten that. She didn't stop
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when she had been actually a member of
his company she had often undergone
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nothing of them, and emerged the better
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Alice went back to Hollywood deter-
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to prison — "
The judge's face did not change. He
said, "I sentence you to the Federal Peni-
tentiary at Leavenworth, Kansas, for a
term of not less than ten years and not
more than twenty years.''
Ten years. He would be thirty-eight
when he got out. Thirty-eight or older.
Never to see his mother again. Knowing
that she had died, when he might have
helped her.
The flat, dusty landscape of Arkansas
flowed endlessly past the windows of the
train which was taking him to Leaven-
worth. Far off on the horizon, a tall
bank of clouds added their darkness to
the dusk of early evening. Beside him,
the guard sat upright, watchfully awake.
Hope made him breathless as he
watched the cloud-bank sweep up and
over the train, saw a few- drops of rain
splash on the windowpane and mingle
with its film of dust.
The guard yawned, rose, and switched
on the lights. "I'm goin' to the wash-
room," he said. "Have to handcuff you to
this chair-handle."
When the guard had gone, William
Robinson set to work. Into his free
hand he spat out the small key that had
lain, hot and heavy, on his tongue ever
since he left the Fort Smith jail that af-
ternoon, the key he'd found one day in a
dark corner of the jail washroom. What
lock it had originally been made to fit,
he didn't know. All he knew was that
it represented his only faint chance of
escape.
yi jammed it into the lock of the hand-
** cuffs, twisted it to right and left. It
stuck fast, the lock held. He turned the key
back, tried again, more gently this time.
With a sudden, frightening click, the cuffs
snapped open.
The sound of the wheels on the rails
rushed into the compartment as he flung
the window up. No time now for fear,
no time to look at the gray blur of the
ground rushing past. He climbed through
the window, hung there a moment, then
jumped with all his strength. The ground
spun him around, rolled him over and
over, scratched and bruised him. When
he raised his head, the train had receded
into the distance.
For an instant he lay there, savoring
the damp, fresh air. Free! Then, as he
scrambled to his feet, realizing that he
must hurry before the guard discovered
his escape, he knew he would never really
be free again. Never, so long as he lived.
All that night he ran toward the west,
through a driving rain for a while, later
through darkness that masked his way.
Toward morning he stumbled across a
railway track, and just as the sun was
coming up he hid in the bushes at the side
and watched a west-bound freight train
come toward him.
Two weeks later, William Robinson was
in California, in the little town where he
had been born. As he walked down the
street toward his mother's house, he won-
dered wearily if he were stepping straight
into the hands of the police.
He opened the front door and stepped
into the darkened hall. A young pale
woman started up from a chair in the liv-
ing room, staring at him with a stifled
gasp of alarm.
"Hello, Margaret." he said. "Where's
Mother?"
'William!" she cried. "Where have you
been? Didn't you get my letter?"
He knew then that his escape, his
journey from Arkansas, had been for
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nothing. He didn't need Margaret's next
words: "Mother died last week."
So it was all over. There was nothing
left in the world for him except flight.
"She wanted to see you before she died,"
Margaret said.
"I know. I tried — but there was some-
thing in Arkansas that held me up."
"What are you going to do now?" There
was fear in Margaret's voice, and sud-
denly he realized that she knew what had
happened — that the police had been there
and even now might walk in.
"I don't know." The stern, intolerant
face of the judge hovered before his eyes,
and he made a sudden decision. "Yes, I
know. I owe someone a debt — but I'm
not going to pay it. And don't worry.
I'm leaving right now, and nobody will
know I've ever been here."
It was in 1898 that William Robinson es-
caped from the train en route to Leav-
enworth Penitentiary. Five years later, in
1903, there was no William Robinson, and
Henry Sinclair had risen to be junior part-
ner in a prosperous factory in Houston,
Texas. The president of the company had
some flattering things to say of this quiet,
reserved young man who had suddenly
appeared in Houston, secured a job in the
factory, and set about carving a secure
place for himself.
"1 believe in paying for talent." he told
Sinclair, "and you've got it. You've done
some extraordinary things for this firm —
stepped up our efficiency by two hundred
per cent and increased our business by
fifty — and that's why I'm making you a
junior partner. Don't thank me." he cut
in upon Sinclair's embarrassed words.
"We're lucky to have you."
No one saw the wry smile upon Henry
Sinclair's thin lips as he left the president's
office. Was it funny, he wondered, or
merely tragic? If, five years before, he
could have had a tenth — a hundredth part
— of the success that was his today, his
mother would still be alive, and William
Robinson would be a free man.
THE days were not so bad. It was the
' nights. The long, silent nights when
he could not sleep, when alone in his room,
he entertained a ghostly company of
voices. They gathered about his bed,
these voices, and they pried into his
dreams. "You'll never escape, fugitive,"
they told him, "you'll never escape from
yourself, no matter how hard you try.
Henry Sinclair? There is no Henry Sin-
clair."
He thought more and more of Mary —
Mary whose serenity and sweetness pro-
mised him a haven from this constant tor-
ture. He knew he had no right to ask
her to marry him. It was cowardly to in-
volve her in his crime. Yet ... If ever a
man needed a woman, he needed her. And
she would marry him. Even though he
had never asked her, he knew that.
Perhaps they had stopped looking for
him. It had been three — no, four — four
years since he'd seen the name of William
Robinson mentioned in the government
lists of wanted men. Wasn't there some
sort of a statute of limitations, so that
after a certain number of years there
would no longer be a crime charged
against him?
Quieting his fears with arguments like
these, he asked Mary to be his wife, and
she accepted him. At last, he thought,
peace and happiness were in his grasp.
But a few months after his marriage
he glanced over the shoulder of his office-
boy, reading a magazine during the lunch
hour. There, staring up from the page,
was his own picture, taken at the time
of his trial! He was seized by such a fit
of trembling he could hardly stand, but
he forced himself to turn and walk into
his office, quickly, before the boy could
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That night the voices returned. "Some-
body who's more observant than that boy
is going to see that picture and recog-
| nize you." they said. "Even if no one
1 does, it doesn't matter. There will be
i more pictures — more people to look at
them. You can't go on like this forever.
Soon you and Mary are going to have a
child — another life invoked in your
crime."
He tossed in his sleep, muttering, "But
what can I do? What can I do?"
"Give yourself up," the voice com-
manded.
"No, no!" His voice rang out clearly
in the darkened room, and beside him his
wife stirred and laid a gentle hand on his
arm.
"Having a bad dream, dear?"
"No . . . No, I was just thinking. We're
moving out of here tomorrow . . . better
get everything packed . . ." He was out
of bed, moving uncertainly about the
room.
"Moving? But where?"
"Out of this city. We can't stay here
any longer, Mary. I've got to get away — "
He had turned on the light, and now
he saw the frightened bewilderment in
Mary's face. It helped him gain control
of himself. "Please don't ask me why,"
he said gently. "You said once you'd
never question anything I wanted to do.
And what I'm doing now is for us."
CTILL she searched him with her eyes.
** Somewhere, she seemed to find the an-
swer, the explanation. "All right, Henry,"
she said quietly.
No one in Houston knew what became
of the Sinclairs. The only explanation
either of them offered was that reasons of
health made it necessary for them to go.
They travelled far away, to another city
and Sinclair went into business for him-
self with the money he had saved.
Fear was his ever-present companion
now. In the two years after he left Hous-
ton his hair turned snow-white. He grew
to accept as part of his life the dread
that some day he would be recognized as
William Robinson, and arrested. He had
taken a life — his own life — and this was
his punishment.
He and Mary had two children, and his
new business prospered until it was the
largest in the city. He was asked to serve
on civic organizations, to join the service
and social clubs. Yet there was always a
reserve about him that none of his friends
ever understood.
One day a man came to his office, ask-
ing for work. Sinclair questioned him,
and learned that he had spent five years
in prison for a first offense. He hired
him on the spot, and after that he let it
be known that he stood ready to offer
jobs to ex-convicts.
Neither his wife's protests nor the
doubts of his business acquaintances could
present him from giving most of these
nien work after he had talked to them.
There was only one thing he asked of
them: "I'm placing all my faith and con-
fidence in you. and you mustn't let me
down."
As the years passed, his faith in these
men was justified. They never did let
him down, and the business prospered
more than ever.
Twenty years went by, and still the
bubble did not break. He sent his two
children through college; he watched the
ex-convicts he had hired years before be-
come respected and valued citizens. It all
made no difference — he knew that some
day he would be recognized, arrested, sent
to prison.
But when his daughter came to him and
told him that the bov she loved — the son
of one of the city's best families — had
asked her to marry him, he knew he
couldn't wait any longer. He had tangled
enough other lives up with his own — his
wife's, his two children's — he couldn't let
young Bob join his family without know-
ing the truth.
A happy, intimate family party was
planned for the announcement of the en-
gagement. The two families gathered in
the Sinclair home, and as Henry Sinclair,
from his place at the head of the table,
looked around the circle of smiling faces
he grew cold all over at the thought of
the blow he must strike.
They were looking expectantly at him.
waiting for him to make the announce-
ment. This moment, these five minutes
that were upon him now, were the real
punishment. What had come before had
been nothing to them; what would
come afterwards would be almost like a
relief.
"My dear family — " he began. "I am
glad you are all together here tonight—
and yet I am very sad. Because I have
to tell you that I'm going away tomor-
row morning, and 1 don t ever expect to
come back. For years I've had a secret
from you, and now I must tell it — 1
couldn't let this go on any longer without
you knowing it. ... I once stole a life—
my own life. It didn't belong to me, it
belonged to society. . . ."
CO this, William Robinson thought, was
^ the prison he should have come to so
many years ago. Gray, bleak walls;
armed men in the watch towers; gates that
clanked open and shut.
He sent the name of Henry Sinclair in
to the warden. It was the last time he
would use it, he reflected as he waited at
the rail of the outer office. The uniformed
guard came back after a few minutes with
the word that the warden would see him
now.
Ignoring the chair the warden indicated,
he said simply, "My name is William Rob-
inson. I'm wanted for robbery. I was
convicted thirty-four years ago, but I es-
caped. I — " He didn't feel at all ner-
vous or frightened, but there was a cu-
rious little catch in his throat, and he had
to stop and cough before going on — "I
want to give myself up."
"Are you the William Robinson who
goes by the name of Henry Sin-
clair?" the warden asked.
"Yes."
The telephone rang, and still keeping his
eyes on Robinson, the warden answered it.
"Fie did? Why yes, he's here now. 1
certainly will. '
"I've got some news for you, Sinclair.
We were expecting you. It seems that
your whole town and all its citizens got
together and signed a petition with thou-
sands of names asking the President of
the United States if he wouldn't please
let you come back to them. They say
you've done more for your city than any-
body else in town, and that you've reha-
bilitated hundreds of ex-convicts. And the
President has granted their request — he's
sending a Presidential pardon today!"
. . . Once more, an hour later, William
Robinson stood in front of the gates at
Leavenworth — but this time he looked out,
over the green Kansas plains, instead of
inward, at the walls. Free! Free, for
the first time in thirty-four years!
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Hidden Drama Behind the Tyrone Power — Don Ameche Friendship
(Continued from page 13)
But in March, two months before, Zan-
uck had signed another screen unknown,
a radio actor who had knocked them cold
on the air, and this actor had proceeded
immediately to knock them colder on the
screen in "Ramona." To 20th Century-
Fox then this was the greatest possible
good fortune, because that studio had an
enormous production schedule, but prac-
tically no box-office stars outside of Shir-
ley Temple.
TO say that Don Ameche was the fair-
haired boy of the lot is putting it
mildly; he was Prince Charming rescuing
a damsel in distress.
Tyrone Power chose this of all moments
to come not only to Hollywood but — of
all places — to 20th Century-Fox. And
the guy he was gladdest to see and who
was tickled to death to see him was his
old best friend and professional nemesis —
Don Ameche!
They hadn't seen each other since Ty
had come through Chicago in a road
company. And even if Ty had any idea
of the setup he was bucking it didn't make
five cents' worth of difference. They cele-
brated.
The strangest thing about the friendship
of Don and Ty is that it has flourished
and rooted deeper in the face of things
that, as I said, usually bury friendship six
feet deep. They weren't nearly the pals
in Chicago that they have become in Hol-
lywood. And nowhere have two friends
been thrown into fiercer competition for
success.
All the choice parts in the big pictures
were tagged "Don Ameche." Ty drew
what was left. It was exactly as it had
been in Chicago. They put him in a
thankless bit in "Girls' Dormitory." Why
not? He was an unknown quantity; no
name in the movie sense. And Don had
fan mail piling up like a Roosevelt land-
slide. There wasn't anything either one
of them could do about it.
Yet this was the time when Don and
Ty really came to know each other and
cement their friendship in a hundred
ways.
The busy whirl of Hollywood, multiple
careers and the demands of success keep
Don and Ty apart more now than then.
Ty, of course, is a bachelor while Don is
the most married man you ever saw, and
completely happy around his home and
family. But in the first months that both
were exposed to this strange and wonder-
ful new7 world, neither had many other
friends; consequently they saw each other
constantly.
The Ameches then, as now, were invet-
erate diners out. Don is perfectly domes-
tic in every respect but dinners; he likes
bright lights and music for relaxation
after a day on the set or in the studio.
IJATU RALLY Ty, being a bachelor and
■^ alone, was the perfect dinner third.
The threesome became a foursome when
a girl — blonder even than Don's wife, Hon-
ore — started coming along with Ty. She
had been with Don in "One In A Mil-
lion." Her name was Sonja Henie.
All the time, though they never men-
tioned it, things were heading toward a
showdown for Don and Ty at the studio.
One day it happened.
Don was called in to make a test for
the big picture of the year, "Lloyds of
London." At the same time. Ty was
called in to test for the same part. Don
didn't know Ty was being tested; he
supposed the part was a cinch for him-
self. He was pretty happy about it too.
Ty had no idea Don was being tested; if
he had had he would have considered it
no use.
"So they both made their tests. That
night they all met for dinner. Neither
mentioned "Lloyd's."
That happened twice.
THERE was no decision from the first
tests. Studio big wigs couldn't make up
their minds. They decided to try both
young actors again.
Don and Ty went through a second set
of tests. Don still hadn't the faintest
doubt he was slated for the part, was still
ignorant that Ty was being tested too.
Ty, on the other hand, suspected his com-
petition now and considered his case hope-
less. On his way around the lot he hid
his costume wig in his coat when he saw
Don coming. He felt guilty somehow
competing with Don Ameche for a part;
he didn't want Don to know.
Out at 20th Century-Fox, a lot of peo-
ple remember the day in the Gold Room
of the Cafe de Paris when Tyrone Pow-
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up bashfully, almost apologetically, with
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part was his. But to Ty it didn't seem
quite right. He couldn't get over the idea
that Don should have had first choice.
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and he did have, he buried it beneath an
honest smile. He jumped up and slapped
Ty on the back while the whole room
watched.
"Boy," he said, "if you don't go to town
in rhat picture, I'll murder you!"
Of course, Ty did. Now both are es-
tablished stars. But professionally com-
petition still haunts their friendship.
It has pitted them against each other
already in three pictures, "Ladies In
Love," "Love Is News" and now "In Old
Chicago." They've traded socks and
fought for the girl all day long and then
laughed about it in the evenings. They've
stayed pals in spite of everything.
IT'S uncanny, though, how the haunt
' chases them — even onto the air. Don, of
course, is the top regular radio dramatic
star on the Chase and Sanborn Hour, Sun-
day nights on NBC's Red Network. On
October third, Ty makes his big time
air debut, starring in a dramatic half hour
of popular plays for Woodbury's Soap.
Every Sunday he will go on the air only
a split second after Don Ameche signs off
— and on the Blue Network, making it
necessary for you to tune out Don's last
words to hear Ty's first.
Two things that have bound them to-
gether in the face of the ordinary career
competition are two things you seldom
associate with each other — religion and
common uproarious sense of humor. Both
Ty and Don are devout Roman Catholics;
both were educated in church seminaries,
and both find religion an important fac-
tor in their lives today. Not that they're
stuffy about it.
In fact, the other day a group of Shrin-
ers visited the 20th Century-Fox lot and
came around to the set where Don and
Ty were talking to a Jesuit priest, brought
out from St. Louis to check up on cer-
tain aspects of "In Old Chicago." The
Shriners wanted to meet the boys, so they
slipped off to chat and pose with them,
winking to one another at what the good
Father would think if he knew he had
been deserted for a bunch of Masons!
The two most gorgeous grins in Holly-
wood are enough to warrant their funny-
bones, but if you need proof, you can ask
Alice Faye. Alice suffered good naturedly
all through "You Can't Have Everything"
when Don discovered she made a swell
subject for the ribs and jokes he loves to
work. But when Ty and Don teamed up
on her in "In Old Chicago" she decided
to do something about it.
The other day Ty entered his trailer
dressing room and dived right out again
to escape a suffocating odor of garlic
which had been liberally smeared all over
everything. He found tell-tale traces of
La Faye, and consulted with Don. They
immediately lured Alice over to the trail-
er on pretenses of a party, shoved her in
and locked the door. The garlic and the
California sun hitting around a hundred
did the rest. And while Alice stewed in
her own salad dressing, Don and Ty hust-
led over and played Texas tornado with
her frocks and lacy unmentionables, using
lipstick for color effects on the walls and
rug.
Now they're all swiping official station-
ery from Darryl Zanuck's office to write
each other severe notes on the respective
raids.
Off the lot both Ty and Don continue
to lead lives as far apart as the two poles.
They get together to bowl occasionally—
Ty always wins — but Ty still glories in
single blessedness and keeps busy playing
the field.
ftON, on the other hand, has gathered all
■^ the relatives he can find around him
at his Encino estate. There he presides
like an old time patriarch in all his spare
time, such as it is, and loves it. He ad-
mits freely he couldn't get along without
his wife, Honore. She makes his appoint-
ments, orders his food, approves his
clothes, goes with him everywhere — he'd
be lost without her. And of course the two
Ameche hopefuls, Donny and Ronny, are
two big reasons behind that famous Ame-
che smile.
Such overpowering domestic bliss close
at hand is always subtly dangerous to a
bachelor. So far Ty hasn't shown any
signs of weakening, but the other day
out at Don's Donny and Ronny climbed
up on his knees, and these two cherubic
specimens of married bliss caused Ty to
heave a deep sigh.
"You know, Don," he said, "these kids
are great. I wouldn't mind trying this
marriage stuff if you'd tell me the com-
bination."
But Sonja Henie might have something
to say about that.
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calls for only one more picture, and after
that it's possible that he'll retire and take
a year's rest, if not more.
* * *
IF Dorothy Lamour and Herbie Kay
could do it, and still be happy, Ann
Sothern and Roger Pryor figured they
could, too. Since their marriage last Feb-
ruary, these two have been separated prac-
tically all the time. Ann has been busy
with pictures; Roger has been on the road
leading his orchestra. And only for a few
brief visits have they been together. When-
ever she could, this summer, Ann would
hop a plane and fly to Chicago, where
Roger was appearing at the Edgewater
Beach Hotel, spend a weekend with him,
and commute back to Hollywood. They
don't like it much, but this way of living
has one advantage — their married life is a
series of honeymoons, not just one.
ITEM to sadden sponsors: A recent uni-
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programs they listened to last night, can't
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^ ^ H*
IN the days when radio kept her busy
singing on two or three programs a
week, Lucy Monroe used to wish she could
sing operatic music. She knew she had the
voice; she knew she could hit the Metro-
politan Opera, if somebody'd only give her
a chance. But nobody would. Nobody'd
take her seriously — she was just another
"radio singer" to high-hat operatic circles.
Then the tragic death of her mother forced
Lucy to leave radio. It even looked, at the
time, as if her career might be ruined, so
quickly does radio forget its favorites. But
Lucy rested, and waited. Then, free from
broadcasting engagements and with the
time to do as she liked, she told her
manager about her ambitions. He secured
a solo engagement for her with the Phil-
adelphia Symphony Orchestra, then an-
other with the St. Louis Opera company.
Music lovers who hadn't paid any atten-
tion to her on the air were suddenly struck
with the freshness and beauty of her voice.
RADIO MIRROR
. . . And this fall. Lucy gets her chance at
the Metropolitan.
* ^ *
SPLICES AND SPLITS
Jimmy Blair, singing star of the recent
Packard summer show, sent all the way
across the continent for his bride late this
summer. She's the former Miss Mary F.
Burnett, and she flew to Hollywood for the
wedding from Maiden, Mass. . . . Charles
(Andy) Correll, of Amos 'n' Andy, was
scheduled to take unto himself, to have
and to hold, Miss Alyce McLaughlin, West
Coast dancer, on September 11. . ... And
Tony (Oswald) Labriola let himself be
divorced in Reno by Mrs. Muriel Labriola.
They were married in 1932, and have a
three-year-old daughter, Joyce. Cruelty,
said Mrs. Oswald, was the trouble.
NOVEMBER 17th is the day Fred Allen
will return to the airwaves he said
goodbye to forever last spring. Town Hall's
sage will once more settle into his weekly
routine, which invariably includes finishing
the script for his program early Tuesday
afternoon. We thought you might like to
know how Fred celebrates finishing a
script, as told in his own words:
"Tuesday afternoons 1 usually take a
nap, and then we have dinner, and after-
wards Portland and 1 go around the corner
to a movie. Unless they've got Bing
Crosby singing that same song again. I've
heard him sing it dressed in cowboy
clothes, and in tux, and in a sailor suit,
and I know how it goes now. So if we
find out he's there, singing it all over
again, we just stay home and 1 read a
detective mystery."
% % %
IT'S an open secret around Hollywood
that Frances Langford is a movie star
who'd just as soon not be one. Cameras
scare her to death, and always have. But
a few weeks ago, for the first time in her
life, she started a new picture without any
qualms. Reason: That happy, smiling guy,
Dick Powell. Frances has felt that Dick
was the number one showman of them all
ever since she and he were on Hollywood
Hotel together. She's always given him the
credit for building up her self-confidence.
And now that he's playing with her in her
new movie, she doesn't feel lonely any
more when she walks out on the sound
stage. Just to add the finishing touch to
the good omens, the name of the picture
is — but of course — "Hollywood Hotel."
SNOOPERS are wondering if Marlyn
Stuart's heart hasn't been snared for
good at last. She's the blonde Mama-that-
man's-here-again girl on Ken Murray's
show, and pretty enough to cause even
Hollywood to bat its eye. Jack Allbright.
a former buddy from New York, was in
Hollywood for two weeks before he got
around to calling Marlyn up. She not only
forgave him, but stood up her local steady
to see Allbright. Now the local lad is the
one who's moaning softly, "Mama, that
man's here again!"
TWO believe-it-or-nots were brought back
' from a trip to New England by a man
who doesn't deal in believe-it-or-nots. Paul
Wing, spelling master of the NBC Spelling
Bee, kept asking casual acquaintances
wherever he stopped how they liked his
program, and he discovered that they not
only like it, they also take it mighty seri-
ously. When Johnny Smith steps up in
front of the microphone to spell "onoma-
topoeia" the listeners are all right there,
trying as hard as Johnny to get the right
answer. The result is that Paul found
many people who never in all their lives
are going to get a chance to use words
like "compensatory" and "rehabilitation,"
but can rattle off the correct spellings like
machine guns.
Paul's other strange fact comes from his
conversations with some men who compile
dictionaries. Seems that when we get to
arguing over a word, and claim that a
certain spelling or pronunciation of it is
"preferred," we're all wet. No such thing,
say the dictionary men, as a preferred
spelling or pronunciation. The first one
given in the dictionary is just the one most
people use. (Bear that in mind, Fidler,
when you start writing those notes of yours
to announcers.)
THOSE Marx Brothers look long and
hard before they leap. They've audi-
tioned for a network program, but up until
the time all the big fall shows were being
lined up they hadn't put pen to contract
paper. Their audition script was written
by one of radio's crack gagsters, who, as it
happened, had never done any work for
the Marxes before. He slaved over the
script, putting in the funniest lines he
could concoct, polishing, pruning, revising;
and when he had finished he thought it was
pretty swell. He took it up to Groucho's
home for the Master to read. Groucho
received the script in silence and read it
glumly, puffing on his cigar. Never a
laugh, not even a faint twinkle on the
Marx pan. The unhappy script writer,
convinced that he had failed miserably,
sank deeper and deeper into his chair.
wishing he could sink right through it.
Groucho finished reading, took the cigar
out of his mouth, yawned, laid the manu-
script aside, and spoke.
"Swell script!" he said.
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RADIO M IRROR
CURE-FIRE formula for girls who want
to go into the movies: Get yourself a
boy friend who will go to Hollywood ahead
of you to star on a coast-to-coast radio
show. Radio Mirror's loyal readers are
hereby referred to the Jerry Cooper story
in the August issue, which told that his
great ambition in Hollywood was to get
his fiancee, Joan Mitchell, a chance on the
screen. Now that Joan's snugly fixed up
with an M-G-M contract, Jerry is paying
stricter attention to his own movie pros-
pects.
•S4 ^ %*
RAYMOND PAIGE, in New York for
■» the first time in his life, was called
back to his orchestral duties on Hollywood
Hotel several days before his two-week
vacation period was up — but it didn't mat-
ter much, he was sort of itching to get
back into harness. Ray and Mrs. Paige
behaved just like any other pair of sight-
seers— went up the Empire State Building,
did the nightclubs thoroughly, stared back
at the fish in the Aquarium, and saw every
show in town — as well as meeting the spon-
sors of the Packard Show, on which Ray
is also leading the orchestra. The high spot
of his' visit came the night he attended the
Gershwin Memorial concert at the Lewis-
ohn Stadium, and then went on to a party
given in his honor by Mark Warnow and
Harry Salter. Seems they'd both admired
his work for years, but had never had a
chance to meet him.
MARK WARNOW, in fact, revealed
that he'd named his younger brother
after Raymond Paige. Mark's brother is
known to his friends as Harry — but you
know him a lot better as Raymond Scott,
of the Raymond Scott Swing Quintet.
* * *
NOBODY was surprised when the
Jimmy Wallingtons' new baby turned
out to be a girl — after all, Jimmy is Eddie
Cantor's announcer. Next time a baby
is on its way in the Wallington family,
somebody warned Jimmy, he'd better see
if he can't swap places with Ken Car-
penter for a few months. Ken, you see, is
Bing Crosby's announcer, and the Crosby
family is as thick with boys as the Cantor
family is with girls.
THAT contract of Gertrude Berg's with
her new sponsors is one of those long-
range affairs. It will keep The Goldbergs
on the air for no less than five years,
unless the sponsor should decide not to
exercise one of his yearly options.
AL PEARCE didn't forget his old
buddies when he was out on the coast
this summer, and one of them is mighty
glad he didn't. Al made a point of looking
up people who were on his show when it
was purely a West Coast attraction, and
putting them on the Ford program to do
guest shots. Pedro Gonzales, Andy An-
drews, and Yogi Yorgessen. were some of
the old Al Pearce favorites you heard dur-
ing Al's Hollywood visit. Another was Fail
Towner, whom Al knew ten years ago in
San Francisco. Tower wasn't doing much
of anything when Al came out and asked
him to organize a singing group ot seven
persons as a special feature of the broad-
casts. He did so, and the day alter the
ensemble's fust appearance on the air tele-
phones began to buzz. It took Towner no
lime at all to drag out his fountain pen
and sign his first big contract in the film
business.
* * *
Till: bewiskered controversy over
whether all-girl bands are as good as
all-male bands, which has been raging like
a tornado in a teaspoon for the past few
years, should be settled, once and for all,
by the record Phil Spitalny and his Hour
of Charm lassies hung up at the Para-
mount Theater in New York. Booked for
a one-week personal appearance, the gang
stayed four, and smashed an eleven-year
house attendance record into untidy bits.
There must be something about a pretty
girl that people like
THE THREE MARSHALLS, Peggy.
■ Kay and Jack, whose songs and chatter
you hear as a sustaining feature on NBC,
go about putting a show on the air as if
they were having a party. Bing Crosby's
about the only performer who can match
them in informality. One day a wander-
ing radio performer poked his head into
the studio where the Marshalls were broad-
casting, and, not realizing they were on the
air, yelled, "Is Hester there?" That's the
sort of thing that would throw most stars
into an advanced state of jitters, but the
Marshalls took up the query and bandied
the name of Hester about for the rest of
the broadcast period. . . . Incidentally,
that French girl. Antoinette, who has been
on the Three Marshalls program lately, is
just Peggy Marshall in disguise and a
Parisian accent. She was brought into the
show for a gag. and proved so popular
with the customers they can't send her
back to Paris.
IF there's any kind of bad luck that hasn't
hit Alice Faye on her Chesterfield pro-
gram with Hal Kemp, it just hasn't been
invented yet. Before one broadcast Alice
fell down some steps on the "In Old Chi-
cago" set, and went on the sho\v against
her doctor's better judgment. The next
week, while she was on her way to the
studio, a black cat crossed her path. Then
her colored maid, Vella, broke a mirror in
the dressing-room just before the fourth
broadcast. The fifth week, on Thursday,
Alice was taken home sick. The doctors
said. "Laryngitis. You mustn't even talk."
Alice turned up her nose at them, called
in a masseuse, and went on the show any-
way the next day.
But don't get the idea Alice thinks
there's a jinx after her. "Pooh," she says
"I was born with a four-leaf clover in my
hand."
OF all the jobs in radio, one of the
toughest is that of Helen Sioussat, as-
sistant to Sterling Fisher, the director of
talks and education on CBS. After a
prominent national figure has agreed to
talk on the air, it's Helen's task to see that
he gets into the right studio at the right
time. And when you're dealing with people
who don't make radio their business,
you've got something there to keep you
busy,
For instance, there was Senator Burke
of Nebraska, whose scheduled broadcasting
time was 6:45 on a certain evening. He
was due in from Washington on the six
o'clock train. Came a violent summer
thunderstorm, tying up traffic, and Senator
Burke wasn't in the studio at 0.45. A
standby pianist filled in for him.
At 7:30, in came the Senator, clean,
freshly shaved, and cheerful, lie was all
ready to broadcast, he announced.
He'd arrived on the six o'clock train all
right, had glanced at the station clock,
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What Do You Want to Say?
(Continued from page 8)
Now, it appears to me that these actors
who are "hogging the mike" are writing
their own tickets out of radio, because I
don't believe the dear, kicking public will
stand for this sort oi thing. Perhaps they
believe in "a short radio life and a busy
one," but if it were me, 1 would want a
long radio existence and one not so busy.
I have heard more kicks on this one
subject than on any other one thing about
radio.
Give someone else a break. There's tons
of talent just waiting to be used.
Mrs. H. J. Beamish,
Racine. Wisconsin.
SECOND PRIZE
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I have been reading a great deal of
comment on Nelson Eddy's addition to
the Don Ameche Revue. Some are in
favor of it, others are not. Personally, I
think it isn't the proper program for Mr.
Eddy. Not that the show isn't one of
the best of the year. So far it is out-
standing in its presentation of interesting
personalities, and it has given us some
fine music.
However, the name of Nelson Eddy
means great music to the public. He ap-
peared on one of the best musical pro-
grams of the winter season, winning new
fans for himself and for better music. He
is one of the few singers who does not
need tricky continuity on his programs to
keep the attention of the listening au-
dience.
His last program was full of the dignity
that only good music gives. He shouldn't
subordinate this quality to a lot of
comedians, no matter how lovable they
may be. Can't we keep these two sep-
arate? Nelson Eddy was not meant to
be a fill-in on a variety program. He
should carry the bulk of it. He is ac-
knowledged one of the most popular of
radio artists. We. the public, appreciate
good musical programs, and after the re-
ception his work received last year, why
should he join a revue?
C. Lunsford,
Tampa, Florida
THIRD PRIZE
FAIR WARNING!
When my ship comes in, I am going to
load it with all the women "torch singers"
and sail far out to sea. Then I shall
dump them all overboard.
In the resulting tidal wave — there are
millions of these so-called singers — I hope
to engulf all the comedians and studio
audiences.
Then life will be more worth living, and
even the neighbors' radio tuned in at top
volume may become a blessing instead of
the curse it is now.
Mrs. E. L. Grover,
Middletown, N. Y.
FOURTH PRIZE
ON WITH THE DANCE!
Though still a youngster, I enjoy just
about every kind of music you can name,
and right here and now I want to put in
my two cents worth on the old battle
between classical and dance music.
Half of you people who condemn jazz
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another, nor a saxophone from a clarinet.
If you say that dance musicians are not
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don't believe me! Well, just ask some
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you hear a few names like Tommy Dor-
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and others.
Swing musicians are sincere, conscien-
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the praise in the world for their efforts.
If you don't like dance music, at least
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criticize something you know nothing
about, merely because it does not suit
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James T. Randall,
Baltimore, Md.
FIFTH PRIZE
WAKE UP, SPONSORS!
I've come to the conclusion that pros-
pective sponsors sleep late in the mornings.
How else do you explain Don McNeil's
Breakfast Club remaining sponsorless, lo
these many years?
We've listened to Don's effortless good
humor and his perfectly blended picker-
upper variety show since its inception and
prefer it to many night-time shows. And
if popularity polls mean anything, so do
thousands of others, for the Breakfast
Club is always in the upper brackets.
Walter Blaufuss and his versatile or-
chestra, Helen Jane Belkhe. Annette King,
and Jack Baker, who, along with the
cream of guest combinations — not for-
getting Elmer — comprise an organization
unexcelled, that would "listen" well in a
movie short. Why, I even believe that
Don could make the usual dry com-
mercials entertaining.
I'm all for setting several alarm clocks
for 8 a. m. as gentle hints to prospective
sponsors.
Dorothy Dishman
Newport News, Va.
SIXTH PRIZE
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR OLD
RADIO?
What to do with our old radios? That's
the question. One cannot swap in an old
radio as he can a car. What are we go-
ing to do with them?
A person buys a radio (prices were high)
costing two hundred dollars. A few years
later, after spending considerable money
for repairs, one gets disgusted and decides
that if money is to be spent that way,
why not buy a new one? The new one is
bought and the old one is pushed into a
corner in another room.
The old one has an expensive cabinet,
tubes and everything included, but what
good is it to us? It would cost about
twenty dollars to repair, and even then
they would not guarantee the job.
Maybe some of the readers of this
magazine, instead of spending their time
criticizing radio and its associates, can tell
us what to do with our discarded radios.
I hope so.
Timothy F. Donovan.
Lewiston, Maine.
SEVENTH PRIZE
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I am only a girl twelve years old, but
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HONORABLE MENTION
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XA tsp. pepper
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1. Asassinate — assassinate — assasinate.
(Verb) To kill by surprise or secret as-
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2. Felicitate— felisitate— felicatate. (verb)
To offer congratulations on some event.
3. Viralent — virulent — virulant. (adj.)
Extremely poisonous or venomous.
4. Kiosque — keosk — kiosk. (noun) A
light ornamental structure used as a sub-
way entrance, a newsstand or a band-
stand.
5. Gellatinous — jelatinous — gelatinous,
(adj.) Jellylike or having the nature and
consistence of gelatine.
6. Velosipede — velocipede — velocapede.
(noun) Any light vehicle propelled by the
rider, especially the tricycle or the old-
fashioned bicycle.
7. Seismograph — sizmograph — siesmo-
graph. (noun) An instrument to detect
and register earthquake shocks.
8. Boullion — bouillon — bullion, (noun)
A plain soup or broth served in a fancy
restaurant.
9. Phosphorus — phosphorous — phos-
pherus. (noun) A chemical element of a
white or yellowish color which throws off
a faint glow in moist air.
10. Emolient — emoliant — emollient,
fadj) Softening, making supple; (n.) a
m othing application to allay irritation.
11. Flox — phlocks — phlox, (noun) A
large plant having red, purple, white or
variegated flowers.
12. Molecule — molicule — mollecule.
(noun) A unit of matter; specifically, the
smallest portion of an element or com-
pound which retains identity in character
with the substance in the mass.
13. Anynimity — anonymity — ananimity.
(noun) The state of being without a
known name.
14. Oliaginous — oliajinous — oleaginous,
(adj.) Like oil; having the nature or
quality of oil.
1 5. Contumacious — contumatious — con-
tumasious (adj.) Rebellious; obstinate;
stubborn; disobedient.
16. Quirist — queerist — querist, (noun)
One who inquires or asks questions.
17. Hemorrage — hemorrhage — hemor-
hage. (noun) Any discharge of blood from
the blood vessels.
18. Lachrimose — lachrymose — lackry-
mose. (adj.) Given to shedding tears; tear-
ful.
19. Herbivorous — herbiverous — herbivo-
rus. (adj.) Eating or living on plants, as
opposed to carnivorous, flesh eating.
20. Occarina — ocharina — ocarina, (noun)
A small simple wind instrument, some-
times called a sweet-potato.
2 1 . Xylaphone — zylophone — xylophone,
(noun) A musical instrument consisting of
a series of wooden bars, sounded by strik-
ing with wooden hammers.
22. Sparsity — sparcity — sparsaty. (noun)
Scantiness, want of plenty.
23. Daguereotype — dagerotype — daguer-
reotype, (noun) An early variety of pho-
tograph, produced on a silver plate or
a copper plate covered with silver.
24. Erysipalas — erysipelas — earisipelas.
(noun) A very painful disease accom-
panied with inflammation and swelling.
25. Tattooed — tatooed — tattoed. (adjec-
tive) Indelibly marked or colored, by
pricking in colored matter — usually re-
ferred to in connection with human skin.
(For Correct Answers See Page 99)
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Just the same, I guess they like me. be-
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take a bath?
Parky: I don't know — I only been liv-
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vise you to engage counsel.
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cause if I was they wouldn't have asked
me to play that part in the picture "Gone
With the Wind."
Al: Wait a minute now — don't start
bragging that you're going to be in the
picture of "Gone With the Wind."
Parky: Why not — ain't that something
to blow about? I'm gonna play Scarlett
Parkyakarkus!
Al: You mean Scarlett O'Hara! But
that's a woman's part. Can you play
a woman?
Parky : Boy, can I ? Show me the wo-
man! But I turned the job down. I
don't like Southern pictures anyway — give
me a good Western.
Al: You mean a Western with cowboys
and Indians?
Parky: Naw! A Western — you know,
like those pictures you see Mae West in.
Did you know Mae West is going to make
a picture with me called "Living in Lux-
ury?"
Al: That'll be a very funny title — Mae
West Living in Luxury with Parkyakar-
kus.
Parky: No, my name is got to come
first — Parkyakarkus Living in Luxury,
supported by Mae West.
Al: I give up! I never thought any-
body could be as dumb as you. Why, do
you know ' you've been on this program
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bothered to speak to Tiny Ruffner?
Parky: (Indifferently.) Who's he?
Al: Our announcer, of course. Tiny!
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Parky: Oh, a wise guy, huh? You and
me better understand myself right now —
you know I was here before you went, and
I'll still be here after you came. Figure
that out and let me know what it means.
Say, Al Joslin, what did you say this
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Al: Tiny Ruffner.
Parky: Tiny Roughneck?
Tiny: Roughneck? Roughneck? Get
my name right — it's Ruffner. There's no
neck — you can't pull that neck stuff with
me.
Parky: Oh, what I care! Who wants to
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Parky: Yeah, that's the trouble with this
show — they let in too many foreigners.
Al: Foreigners? Tiny Ruffner fought in
the Word War, his father fought in the Span-
ish American War, his grandfather fought
in the Civil War. and his great-grand-
father fought in the Revolutionary War.
Parky: What's the matter— can't they
get along with anybody?
Tiny: (And now he really is mad.)
We're patriotic, and that's more than you
can say.. What did you ever do to help
the country of Greece?
Parky: I came to America!
Tiny: And that's what's wrong with this
country.
Parky: Yeah, well, if you don't like this
country you can go back to where 1 came
from!
Tiny: Oh, talking to you is just like
doing a monologue.
Al: Yes, except there's too many in-
terruptions.
Parky: (Darkly.) You guys wouldn't
say things like that if you knew what 1
did last week.
AL:Yeah? What did you do last week?
Parky: I went up to see Sam.
Al: Sam? Sam who?
Parky: Sam Francisco.
Al: What made you go up to San
Francisco?
Parky: I had to be in New York in a
big hurry.
Al: If you had to be in New York in
a big hurry, why did you go to San Fran-
cisco?
Parky: Because it's much nearer. I
flew up, and on the way we almost had
an accident. The ship almost fell into the
ocean, and you should have seen the
pilot's face. He was paler than a ghost.
Al: And what did you do?
Parky: I was Rinso.
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Parky: I was five shades whiter.
Al: I still say you're nothing but a big
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Parky: Is that so? Well, I got some-
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is got to make me a million dollars — may-
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Al: Tell me about it— I'm interested.
Parky: Boy, I'm gonna make so much
money from this I'll never have to work
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Al: What is it?
Parky: People who lives in Sam Fran-
cisco is got to use it, and if you live in
Oakland you got to use it.
Al: Wait a minute — surely you don't
mean the Golden Gate Bridge?
Parky: I bought it! Ain't I lucky?
Al: (Faintly.) Who did you buy it
from?
Parky: The Mayor. He stopped me
in the street — I never seen him before — I
didn't know him from a hole in the head
— and he said he liked my looks and I
was the only one he would sell the
bridge to.
Al: How much did you pay for it?
Parky: Oh, I got some bargain. I said,
''How much is the bridge?" and he said,
"Well, how much you got in your
pocket?" So I said, "Twenty-seven dol-
lars." So he said, "Okay, I'll give it to
you for twenty-seven dollars." Was that
fella a fool!
Al: He was a fool?
Parky: Yeah, he didn't know I had
three dollars more in my other pocket.
Al: That's the best joke 1 ever heard.
How did you happen to have thirty dol-
lars in your pockets?
Parky: I was wearing your pants.
Al: What? You bought the Golden
Gate bridge with my money?
Parky: Don't get excited — I'm gonna
pay you back.
Al: How?
Parky: I'm gonna charge everybody
who wants to go from Sam Francisco to
Oakland ten cents.
Al: Nobody's going to pay you ten
cents for using that bridge.
Parky: Listen— I got the bridge. They
got to come across.
Al: You don't own the Golden Gate
Bridge.
Parky: Who don't? I'm gonna adver-
tise it everywhere. I even got my slogan
all picked out— Parkyakarkus on the Gol-
den Gate for Ten Cents. And I even got
cards printed about the bridge.
Al: What kind of cards?
Parky: Bridge cards. You know, I was
going to put a net under that bridge, in
case anybody falls off— but I got a better
idea now. Everybody who goes on the
bridge gets a cake of Lifebuoy soap.
Al: Why Lifebuoy soap?
Parky: In case they fall in the water
the Lifebuoy will make a good lather, and
they can climb right up.
Al: Parkyakarkus, you're just plain
crazy. I hate to disillusion you. You
think you bought that bridge for twenty-
seven dollars— but that bridge happens to
have cost thirty-five million dollars!
Parky: Yeah, but don't forget 1 paid
cash.
Al: You'd better stick to your radio
and movie work. In them it doesn't mat-
ter if you haven't any brains. How's
your new picture coming along?
Parky: Oh, I got a big part. It takes
place in a night club and during the whole
picture I'm out there on the floor.
Al: On the night club floor?
Parky: Oh no— on the cutting room
floor. But my big scene comes in the
middle of the picture. Everything is quiet
— you don't hearing a sound, except a few
(Continued on page 97)
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snores from the audience. Now just try
and picture this — I'm sitting in a chair
in my room, standing up walking around
— and then I decide to get out of bed.
Al: Wait a minute — how can you be
sitting down, standing up. and be lying
in bed at the same time?
Parky: Oh, this picture's got a lot of
action. The whole picture is written on
two sheets of paper.
Al: Nonsense! You can't write a whole
play on two sheets.
Parky: Yes you can — this is a bedroom
play, and all- you need is two sheets.
Al: Parkyakarkus, 1 pity the poor di-
rector trying to get you to act in that
picture.
Parky: Oh, don't worry about him —
he's a great director. And besides, he
gives me the best parts. One place there
I'm supposed to kiss a beautiful girl six
times — and they keep taking the scene
over and over because every time I would
only kiss the girl five times.
Al: Hey, wait a minute, don't say that!
This broadcast is supposed to prove how
dumb you are!
Parky: (Suddenly getting mad.) Well,
I ain't gonna allow it. I'm gettin' sick
with the way you treat me, Mr. Al Gos-
ling! A fine friend you are — 1 ought to
sue you!
Al: Sue me — for what?
Parky: You said that I was a low-down
cheap-skate and a half-witted ox, and was
drunk in a night club wearing a straw
hat—
Al: Well, yes, but—
Parky: It's a lie — I ain't got a straw
hat!
Al: Parkyakarkus, how can you be so
dumb and live? You know, you fascinate
me.
.Parky: (Suspiciously — he doesn't know
whether this is a compliment or an in-
sult.) I do? What's that?
Al: Fascination! Don't you know what
fascination is?
Parky: Sure — fascination is when the
doctor sticks you in the arm with that
needle.
Al: No, no — you're thinking of vaccina-
tion.
Parky: Don't tell me! Vaccination is
when you go away for a rest, like I just
took my summer's vaccination.
Al: Oh, you mean vacation — vacation!
Parky: Nossir! That's the kind of
work you do — somebody says what's your
vacation?
Al: (Shouting.) That's VOcation! Vo!
VO!
Parky: Vo yourself — I ain't no horse.
RADIO MIRROR
on! page 95)
Al: All right, I give up. Tell me, Park-
yakarkus, where did you go for your
vacation?
Parky: Did you ever hear of Paris?
Al: Paris, France?
Parky: Sure, what you think — pair o'
socks? And did you ever hear of Switzer-
land, with the gorgeous Alps, where the
snow is like a blanket of white gardenias?
Al: Ah, beautiful Switzerland!
Parky: And did you ever hear of
Vienna, and the Riviera?
Al: Yes?
Parky: I went to Coney Island.
Al: But why didn't you come with me
to London?
Parky: No, that's too cheap for me.
Al: Cheap? f saw the king, and it
cost me about ten thousand dollars.
Parky: You got stung. Last night I
saw three kings, and it only cost me eight
dollars — I had two pairs. But the next
time I go to New York I'm gonna have
both thumbs simonized.
Al: I get you — so you can hitch-hike
easier. But why both thumbs?
Parky: With my right hand I point
to the East, and with my left hand I point
to the West.
Al: What's the idea?
Parky: I'm not fussy — I'll go either
way — so long as I know which way is
New York.
Al: Well, there are signs on the road
that should show you the way to New
York.
Parky: Oh. you can't believe those
signs. Once I was on the road and I see
a big sign. It said "This will take you
to Chicago." Well, I sat on it for seven
hours and it. didn't even move.
Al: (And we can practically see him
throw up his hands in disgust.) Okay, I'm
done. I can't make any sense out of what
you say. Parkyakarkus, and I don't think
anybody else can either. I leave it up to
you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury —
is Parkyakarkus crazy, feeble-minded, or
is he just so smart nobody else can un-
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Facing the Music
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(Continued from page 99)
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our way from St. Paul, Minnesota, and
KSTP's Umbrella Court program a short
time ago, and that was when we became
listener conscious to the Northwest's pub-
lic program number one.
The program, spotted every Saturday
eve from 6:30 to 7:00 is produced by Bob
Barclay, promotion manager of the Min-
neapolis Journal, and before it was a
month old various Twin City luncheon,
civic, and fraternal clubs were clamoring
for in-person productions of the show. By
the time the Court was two months old,
Barclay and his staff were busy with al-
most daily club productions of the pro-
gram in the flesh.
Why all the clamoring? What is Um-
brella Court? Well, it's like this: It's a
game consisting of a series of freak ques-
tions about St. Paul, Minneapolis, and
Minnesota. During a broadcast, Barclay
presides in court as Mark Question, the
judge, and his helpers are bailiffs, while
each person, or "witness," who enters the
game weekly, gets a regular Umbrella
Court subpoena. Questions for the eve-
ning, which it is Barclay's job to produce,
are dumped into an open umbrella hang-
ing upside down from the ceiling. One
by one the witnesses, in rotation, draw a
question from the umbrella; the judge
reads it; and the witness, if he can, an-
swers it. If correct he gets a siren: if
not, a Bronx cheer from the sound effect
department. Barclay's helpers keep score
and the witness scoring highest gets ten
dollars, the others, five, three, and one.
in order. A novel stunt has been worked
out, wherein, when a witness fails to ap-
pear as his name is read, a sound effect of
a cackli-ng hen is given him for "laying
an egg."
An additional promotion stunt, worked
out in connection with the program, is
the Umbrella Court game developed
through the Journal via the coupon clip-
ping method. By mailing in the coupon,
readers get the game that is now played
in thousands of Twin City homes. Having
already used over twenty-five hundred
questions on the state and its people. Bar-
clay says his toughest job is thinking up
new ones, but with the program rating the
top spot among KSTP local broadcasts
in a poll of University of Minnesota stu-
dents, it is apparent the result is well-
worth the mental labor.
HAPPY— AND WHY NOT?
When you say they're song writing fools
you haven't even told the half of it, be-
cause they write 'em, they sing 'em, and
listeners love 'em. That's why the Happy
Chappies are the Happy Chappies.
That, in short, tells the radio story of
Nat Vincent and Fred Howard, KSO's
Happy Chappies in Des Moines, Iowa, who
have written, among many others, such
outstanding song hits as "I'm Forever
Blowing Bubbles," "My Pretty Quadroon,"
"When the Bloom is on the Sage," "It's
Time to Say Aloha." and "Strawberry
Roan."
Nat, the piano-playing half of the duet,
was first at the microphone on the old
Blue Monday Jamboree, famous Pacific
Coast program, and also a member of
the original Piggly-Wiggly trio, with the
now famous Jello announcer, Don Wilson.
Fred, the Chappy with the sweet tenor
voice, joined Nat at KFRC in 1028 to
present the first of the Happy Chappy
programs.
Previously, Fred produced musical
comedies in the States and Hawaii,
and both have played many a Keith-
Orpheum circuit tour. They have been
broadcasting over the Iowa network for
two years, doing four shows daily, includ-
ing their popular "Stump the Chappies"
programs where few listeners have sug-
gested a song they couldn't sing, play,
whistle, or at least hum. They recently
wrote Iowa's new official state song, "On
a Little Farm in Iowa" and their latest
published popular number is "Kitty Lou."
Both of these happy music-makers are
happily married and Fred has a pretty
sixteen-year-old daughter, Joanne. Nat
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off hours and Fred's diversions lead him
to the golf links and the fish ponds.
THOSE CRAZY TENNESSEANS
Stuck with an empty studio that should
have been filled with a farm hour act that
failed to arrive on schedule, a program
director was frantically seeking a substi-
tute, any substitute, when suddenly he
spied a group of Hill-billies practicing old-
time tunes in an unused studio. Quickly
he explained his plight to the mountaineers.
Roy Acuff, self-appointed leader of the
group, reckoned as how they had never
played together before but they'd try any-
thing once. The rest of the boys agreed,
and as the control operator opened the
studio microphone, the boys were tuning
up, unaware they were on the air. The
announcer excitedly signalled that the
mike was "hot" — but too late, for the
tuning up continued. Hoping to smooth
the situation over as much as possible, he
announced: "The Crazy Tennesseans are
on the air." And ever since, these same
Hill-billies have been the Crazy Tennes-
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see.
For their current broadcasts, daily ex-
cept Sundays from 5:30 p. m. to 6, Allen
Stout, the same announcer they started
with, is Master of Ceremonies and the
Tennessee maniacs are: Fiddler and moun-
tain balladeer Roy Acuff; The Crazy Ha-
waiians, Clell Summey and Jess Easterday,
players of Hawaiian melodies and singers
of popular songs; The bull fiddling, jug-
blowing, guitar-picking, romantic crooner
Red Jones; Two-hundred-pound Slim Elza,
who triples in oldtime jigging, mountain
ballad vocalizing, and eccentric comedy;
And the feather-weight Jake Tindell,
comedian, tap-dancer, and blues singer.
WHJB's CHIEF
That today's announcers are made, not
born, is almost an accepted fact, and
WHJB's chief announcer Lew Clawson at
Greensburg, Pa., is no exception.
Educated in Greensburg High School
and the University of Pennsylvania, where
he studied commercial art, Lew also pos-
sessed a voice that led him into the en-
tertaining field via a dance orchestra. Leav-
ing school in 1930, he spent ten months
singing with a dance band in a California
ballroom, and was staff vocalist for KFSD
and KGB in San Diego. In 1931 he mi-
grated to Los Angeles where he became
the Auburn Soloist over KFAC. Receiving
his first announcing and continuity writ-
ing experience there, he returned home in
1932 and became associated with his pres-
ent station, WHJB.
Since, he has become chief of the an-
nouncers and handles much of the station's
production. Among his many mike chores
is the Radio Gossip program with Radio
Mirror furnishing the gossip.
Even with all of his preparation for a
life's work at the microphone, Lew has
found time to marry, and is the father of
two boys who both claim they are going
to be announcers. So perhaps this gen-
eration's announcers are to be born, not
made.
DANGER— CUPID AT WORK
With a big zero in his marriage column,
Little Dan Cupid admits a new low in al-
tar business this month, but to prove,
nevertheless, he's been on the job, he
claims sponsorship for a novel half-hour
program recently broadcast from KRNT
in Des Moines, Iowa. Announced as
Bachelors' Inquisition, KRNT's two most
beautiful bachelor girls, May Floyd Sinex
and Quen McCleary, interviewed the ten
most eligible bachelors on the staff. Yes,
yes, girls — just a minute! They were:
Lansing Benet, Ken Brown, Frank Jaffe,
Orville Foster, Gene Shumate, Bill Spar-
grove, Ed Linehan, Buck Rasch, Roy
Scobee and Freddie Lamm.
We think Cupid knew what he was doing
when he put that program over too, be-
cause he slyly added that Sophia Ger-
manich, Chicago's WLS soprano, had just
received her twenty-fifth proposal in the
mail. So, you see, it is being done.
THE LISTENERS ALWAYS WRITE
Because of the voluminous mail re-
ceived by radio stations it was natural
curiosity that prompted us to ask Joe
Connolly of WFIL, "Why do people
write?" We selected a good time too, be-
cause Joe, whose business it is to know
about everything that happens at Phila-
delphia's WFIL, had just finished a survey
of all letters received that month.
"Why do people write?" grinned Joe.
"Well, listen and maybe you can tell me
why they write," he answered, proceeding
to pour the following statistics into our
attentive ear.
In the first place, it was record-breaking
month for the WFIL marl bags with
thirty-one thousand, six hundred and
twenty-seven stamped missives being re-
corded. Of this number over twelve thou-
sand were unsolicited, non-contest letters,
and those were the ones that commanded
our attention. That, we approximated,
was a few over four hundred letters a
day written because listeners either did or
didn't like something.
Well, sixteen per cent of those twelve
thousand were letters of criticism; some
intelligent and justified; others of the
crank and nasty variety, with others just
downright funny. One woman was vitu-
perative, and we mean abusive, because
she was caught in a cloudburst after a
WFIL weather forecast had assured her
the skies would be cloudless; an intellec-
tual lashed the station unmercifully be-
cause he differed with a clergyman's pro-
nunciation of "either" (Aha! One of those
eyether guys); and another, believe it or
not, threatened legal action because a
WFIL program was so funny to him, he
laughed to near hysterics, lost control of
his car and wrecked it beyond repair in
a crack-up with a truck.
Of the other unsolicited letters about
half praised artists while the remaining
were miscellaneous: quizzical, commenta-
tive and some just sheer nonsense. These
deplored the plight of the Chinese coolie:
advised WFlL to get off the air and stay
off; made love to artists and asked for
dates; inquired as to yesterday's temper-
ature in Papeete (we don't know either):
requested a home-brew recipe; and
blamed the station for Philadelphia's
American League ball team being in the
"cellar" because a critical sportscaster was
harsh. But the winner, we thought, was
the 75-year-old Romeo who listed his
charms and asked if WFIL could arrange
a meeting with some nice girl sixty-five
or over, who was in the marriage mart.
"Now," said Joe Connolly, after finish-
ing the story, "you tell me why people
write."
He had us there, but we do know one
thing. Joe. people will continue to write.
And before signing off our fan-fan
broadcast we must tell you about Bob
Crane, juvenile sportscaster who did a
pinch-hitting baseball broadcasting job for
Pat Flanagan over Chicago's WBBM. For
his one inning performance. Bob received
some two hundred letters, the most in-
teresting of which was: "I think he's good,
too!"— signed, His Mother.
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lights, you can still hear his program
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and you can still play the game of
radio knowledge with him on this
page. Go to it.
1. Whieh baton-wielder's English
accent brought him a comedian's
part?
2. What orchestra leader is mar-
ried to a very pretty, very blonde
moving picture actress and lives 2000
miles from her?
3. Can you name four feminine stars
who boast of really long hair?
4. What two handsome stars should
be the two bitterest rivals and yet are
the best of pals?
5. What is Freddie Martin's theme
song?
6. What soda fountain instrument
brought fame to Shep Fields?
7. Who won Radio Mirror's first
Roll of Honor?
8. What is Cheerio's real name?
9. Name three stars whose voices
are similar.
TWENTY QUESTIONS
The Professor dictates a
hard one at a broadcast.
10. What stars and what picture
opened the Lux Radio Theater this
fall?
1 1. Who is Jack Benny's Schlepper-
man?
12. What boy was Charlie Mc-
Carthy modeled after?
13. What two radio stars, famous
for other abilities, are going to dance
in their newest pictures?
14. Name five radio stars who were
married in 1937.
15. Pepper Young was once
called ?
16. Who closes his program with
"Goodnight to you, and I do mean
you 7
17. What beautiful French star will
soon have Winchell ana Bernie bat-
tling over her?
18. What comedian invented and
plays Mort Toops?
19. Name three daytime serial pro-
grams which have the word "wife" in
the title.
20. Deanna Durbin's first name
is ?
(You'll find the answers on page 74)
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OPINION WIN PRIZES
FIRST PRIZE, $10.00
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Address your letter to the
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later than Nov. 26, 1937.
WHAT DO YOU WAN! TO SAY?
FIRST PRIZE
I CALL IT MURDER!
I SHOULD like to make a plea for
fewer special orchestra arrangements.
A special arrangement of a popular
song is usually first degree murder. A
fine song is turned upside down, so
that the original tune is hardly rec-
ognizable.
It seems to me that the composer
knew how he wanted his song to sound,
and if it's good enough for him, it's
good enough for me and should be
good enough for musicians. I can ap-
preciate special arrangements as med-
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not understand why orchestras will play
those arrangements which depart so
radically from the original tune, and
which rarely, if ever, are an improve-
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"special," or "swing" arrangements, but
I still call them murder.
R. A. Usher,
Interlaken, N. Y.
SECOND PRIZE
NO STALE JOKES FOR BREAKFAST,
PLEASE!
I wish all radio comedians would
stay off the air in the morning. I do
not feel funny early in the day, and
neither do most other persons. We are
too busy getting ready for the day's
work.
When I hear a comedian spring a
joke that fairly creaks with age, just
as I am gulping my morning coffee, I
groan and turn off the radio, resolving
never to listen to that program again.
At night, it's different. With the day's
work over and a good dinner under
my belt, I am willing to be amused by
even the feeblest fun.
M. L. Goodwin,
Himrod, N. Y.
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LAUGH, EDDIE!
When Eddie Cantor comes back on
the air this fall, I'm sure he will be
welcomed most heartily, for he's well-
known and well-liked. I wonder though,
if he will continue to so often spoil the
gay atmosphere that usually exists on
his program by going sentimental on
us? His idea is all right, and of course
he means well, but I, for one, am sick
of hearing Bobby Breen or any other
assisting artists, sob out that they will
never steal again etc. Stories or plays
with a moral to them are all right,
but Eddie Cantor is a comedian and it
just doesn't fit in with his program
to suddenly go dramatic. He's paid
to make people laugh, and when he
goes off the air with a break in his
voice, it certainly doesn't make me
laugh. What a difference from the way
the most popular artist on the radio,
Jack Benny, signs off, making some last
witty remark that leaves you still
laughing after the program has finished.
Well I've had my say, and I certainly
hope Eddie Cantor reads this letter
and comes back in the fall with only
one objective — to make people laugh
and wish his (Continued on page 75)
ON
HERE'S a new
kind ot
spelling test' —
twenty-five of the
words that have
been most fatal
to the contestants
in NBC'S weekly
Spelling Bee. bee
what you can do with this special list
arranged exclusively for Radio Mirror
readers by Paul Wing, NBC'S Spelling
Master.
Give yourself four points for every
correct spelling. 70 is passing with
honors. In the following list, one of
the three spellings given in each case is
the correct one. And watch for
Paul Wing's next spelling bee — in the
January issue.
1. Quarrantine — quarantine — quaren-
tine. (verb.) To compel to remain in
an isolated place when suspected of
having a contagious disease.
2. Benevolent — benevilent — beneva-
lent. (adjective.) Wanting to do good;
possessing love of mankind; kind or
charitable.
3. Acquiesce — aquiesce — acquiess.
(verb.) To assent; to give in; to agree
by omitting to object.
4. Agravate — aggrivate — aggravate
(verb.) To add to; to increase as a
burden; to make worse or more severe.
5. Impugne — impugn — impune.
(verb.) To accuse or make insinuations
against.
6. Bouillon — boullion — bullion,
(noun.) Gold or silver considered
PUT THE BEE
YOUR SPELLING
merely as so much metal.
7. Indite — indict — indeit. (verb.)
To compose and write a letter or other
manuscript.
8. Anthricite — anthrasite — anthracite,
(noun.) A variety of coal that we call
hard coal.
9. Commestible — comestible — com-
mestable. (adjective.) Eatable; suitable
to be eaten, (noun.) An eatable thing.
10. Wryth — wrythe — writhe, (verb.)
To twist or contort the body.
11. Emmollument — emollument —
emolument, (noun.) Profit from office
employment or labor; salary; com-
pensation.
12. Reciprocity — reciprosity — reca-
prosity. (noun.) Mutual action and
reaction.
13. Upholstary — upholstery — upol-
stery. (noun.) Hangings, cushions, cur-
tains, etc.
14. Gnomenclature — nomenclature —
nomanclature. (noun.) The system of
names used in any particular branch of
knowledge, art or science.
15. Ambergrese — ambergrease — am-
bergris, (noun.) A valuable substance
obtained from sperm whales and used
in the manufacture of perfumery.
16. Furze — firs — firze. (noun.) A
spiney evergreen
shrub with yellow
flowers.
17. Erose —
eerose — errose.
(adjective.) Ir-
regular or uneven
as if eaten or
worn away.
18. Coalese — coalesse — coalesce,
(verb.) To grow together; to combine
into one body or community.
19. Puriance — prurience — pruriance.
(noun.) The quality or state of being
uneasy with desire or longing; avid
curiosity.
20. Lonliest — lonelyest — loneliest,
(adjective.) Having the most acute
feeling of sadness resulting from being
alone.
2 1 . Paralellopiped — parallelepiped —
parallelipiped. (noun).) In geometry,
a six-sided prism whose faces are
parallelograms.
22.
(noun.) Lassitude; fatigue of mind or
body due to exhaustion.
23. Asafetida — asafedita — asoefetida.
(noun.) The noxious smelling gum
resin of various Persian and East
Indian plants.
24. Indef atagable — indefatigable —
indefatigible (adjective.) Incapable of
being fatigued; untiring; unwearying.
25. Jodpurs — jodhpurs — jhodpurs.
(noun.) A kind of riding breeches that
fit closely from the knee to just above
the ankle.
(You'll find the answers on page 53)
Languor — langor — languer.
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At this year's swank horse show in Madison Square
Garden, three of the exhibits will belong not to
society leaders, but to NBC's own Three Marshalls.
A show horse's day. Top, Peggy and Kay Marshall as
they groom Duke; Center, Jack joins them for exer-
cising their mounts; left, Peggy takes a high one.
THE MUSIC
B y
KEN ALDEN
IT mattered not whether bushy-haired Leo Reisman played
before the crowned heads of Europe as they basked in the
sun at Cannes; or in cosmopolitan Nice where jaded
Americans sought out sophisticated jazz. Everywhere the
maestro heard the same request from fifty million frog-eat-
ing Frenchmen and a wagon-load of martini-drinking
tourists.
The tune they wanted played was "St. Louis Blues."
"As nearly as I can remember," the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel
musical director told me, "it is the only tune that any
Frenchman ever wanted to hear. As long as I was playing
at the Paris Exposition and the Monte Carlo Sporting Club
this summer I could have gone along perfectly with only
this one arrangement in my repertory."
Europe held one thrill of thrills for the sometimes eccen-
tric society leader. At a swank party given by Mary Hoyt
Wiborg, a French marquis told Leo that on Bastille Day
it is the custom for French artists to return to their native
villages and perform on the streets gratis. Leo suggested
that he perform in front of the U. S. Embassy.
Instead, a French government authority present at the
reception had a better idea. Why not have Reisman and
his orchestra perform on the steps of the Paris Opera
House?
So on the gala French holiday, 100,000 people crowded
Place de L'Opera and heard Leo Reisman play W. C.
Handy's immortal "St. Louis Blues." No minimum or
cover charge either, for Paris' first open air jam
session.
M AMES no longer make news — but titles do.
A decade ago bandleaders thought the important
thing was to get a euphonius name that would fit the lights
atop a theater or hotel marquee. But that idea has gone
with the wind. Today, a band must have a catchy sales-
slogan.
Shep Fields started it all by calling his music "rippling
rhythm." Other bandleaders followed — and now look what
we've got :
Sammy Kaye — "swing and sway"; Bert Block — "bell
music"; Jerry Blaine — "streamlined rhythm"; Mark War-
now — "Blue Velvet music"; George Olsen — "music of to-
morrow"; Don Bestor — "twinkling tempos"; Ted Mack —
"precision rhythm" (a trademark Ted has copyrighted);
Tommy Dorsey — "sweet and swing"; Will Osborne — "slide
music"; Vincent Lopez — "suave swing"; Horace Heidt — "in-
toxicating rhythm"; (done with cocktail shakers).; Enoch
Light — "melody magic"; and Freddy Martin — "magic
music."
What next?
* * *
STORY OF A COLUMNIST
THIS is the kind of yarn O. Henry would have liked to
spin. Quite a while ago Rudy Vallee, then a crooner,
did not like the remarks written in a New York radio
column about him. He told columnist Jerry Wald off- in
plain language. Wald and Vallee were as distant as Bunny
Berigan and Toscanini. Eventually (Continued on page 65)
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"Uncle Howdy" is what more
than 1 1 ,000 youngsters in
Lansing, Mich., call Howard
Finch. He's director of one
of that city's most unusual
and best-loved broadcasts.
Many Rochester listeners
are indebted to station
WHEC's star, Al Sigl.
"Whitie" Wallace is just one
of the good reasons for the
success of U ncle Howdy's pro-
grams, heard several times a
week over WJIM. Another is
a 250-voice children's chorus.
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA: If you are' plan-
ning to move to Charlotte don't be surprised if you
find yourself talking through a WBT microphone the
second week you are there, because "Welcome, Stranger" is
that city's friendly way of telling you it is glad to count
you among its own.
Welcome, Stranger is the new WBT program presided
over by Mayor Ben E. Douglas, and aired each Monday
night at 10:30. The newcomers of the preceding week are
gathered each Monday eve in the main WBT studio to be
greeted and introduced by the mayor and other city officials.
That's what we call real Southern hospitality.
THE CHILDREN'S HOUR
What would you do if you had a radio club of eleven
thousand youngsters under your direction? Well, we don't
know what we'd do either, but at WJIM in Lansing, Michi-
gan, Program Director Howard Finch has that many boys
and girls under the age of fifteen holding membership in
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what must be the largest, and without doubt the most un-
usual, children's radio club in the world. And what's more,
Director Finch isn't like us because he knows what to do
with them and has been doing it for the three years the
club has been active.
During that time "Uncle Howdy," as Director Finch is
known to all the youngsters and their listeners, has been
selecting and training talented young folks for special broad-
casts. Hours of rehearsals for each special group are long,
but any club boy or girl would rather miss a meal (and
frequently does, confides Uncle Howdy) than a rehearsal.
With these selected groups he, together with the Lansing
Dairy Company, the sponsor from the beginning, has pro-
duced a variety and quality of entertainment we believe
unequalled in any juvenile group anywhere.
Each Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday special pro-
grams are presented by these various groups. Mondays the
Dramatic Club presents an adventure serial, featuring mem-
bers of this division, while on other days there is a succes-
sion of little folks making their radio debut. Wednesdays
the Juvenile Revue of forty (Continued on page 87)
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(above) Mrs. Howard F. Whitney, of Roslyn,
Long Island, at the helm of the Chinook. "I value
healthy nerves," she says. " So I smoke Camels.
They don't jangle my nerves!"
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South this winter. The Whitneys had
a lovely summer on Long Island —
and on the Sound. Mrs. Whitney is
a skillful yachtswoman and handles
a racing class boat like an expert
Their converted New York 40, the
Chinook, is a very "shippy" boat.
Mrs. Whitney will be remembered
as the former Hope Richardson. Her
wedding was an outstanding social
event. I recall how enchanting Mrs.
Whitney looked as a bride, in a gown
of white satin with a yoke of net
embroidered in tiny pearls, and her
tulle veil held in place by a bandeau
of orange blossoms. This year Mrs.
Whitney's committee work had much
to do with the success of the colorful
Greentree Fair at Manhasset. During
the summer she got in a lot of ten-
nis, riding, and — as always — sailing
and cruising.
Hope's enthusiasm for the ener-
getic life is proverbial among her
friends. "Don't you ever get tired?"
I asked. " Of course," she laughed.
"After a long trick at the helm, or
any time I feel worn out, I refresh
myself with a Camel — and get a 'lift'!
I can smoke Camels steadily, without
the slightest feeling of harshness on
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IME was when General Hugh S. Johnson was the last
man a radio sponsor would have thought of putting
on a network as a commentator. Time also was when
talking into a microphone four times a week was the last
thing General Hugh S. Johnson would have thought of
doing. Which all goes to prove that times change, because
there's the General, settling down every Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday and Thursday in front of an NBC mike and
there are the makers of Bromo Quinine, writing out his
weekly check for same.
Radio must be growing up. Because when you put a
man like General Johnson on the air you must forget your
fears that he may say something that will hurt somebody's
feelings. You must sign a contract with him in which you
specifically give up all right to censor or otherwise tamper
with what he wants to say. You must then sit back and
wait for the verbal fireworks, consoling yourself with the
thought that you won't have to wait very long ... All of
which is exactly what the Bromo Quinine people did when
General Hugh went on the air late in September.
That no-censorship agreement is an absolute necessity,
where the General is concerned. I'd hate to think what
would happen if he couldn't express himself freely, fully,
and very, very frankly. The explosion would probably
be the loudest ever heard on land or sea. Or even in Wash-
ington. (Continued on page 63)
MAKI
IN a high-ceilinged, old-fashioned bedroom of that Phila-
delphia house two little girls stood quietly under the
hanging lamp, staring at the bed. It was a big bed,
piled high with quilts; its posts were tall.
"D'you think we dare?" one of them said.
"Well, it's the chance we've always waited 6
for. Everybody's in Mother's room or run-
ning up and down the stairs. If we R
hurry . . ."
Another hesitant moment, and then the
two children dashed forward together, scrambled up onto
the quilts, got to their feet simultaneously, and began jump-
ing up and down on the bed, each small face masked in a
kind of grinning ecstasy.
12
V F
UTL
"Blossom! Elsie!" Sternly the man who came in — me-
dium tall, grim-eyed, resembling General Pershing a little
— stood looking at the suddenly motionless girls. They
waited, breathless, for the expected con-
demnation, the command to proceed to the
RED bathroom for more weighty punishment.
Jumping on the bed was forbidden.
EDGE "We don't know exactly why we did it!"
wailed Blossom, suddenly; Father had been
known to thwack softly, on occasion, when
confronted with his daughters' tears. But tonight he ad-
vanced to the bed unsmiling.
Then, unexpectedly, he sat down on the edge and gath-
ered the four hands in his. "I've news for you," he said.
WAV FOR MELODY
"There's a new MacDonaid in the family — just come. Her
name's Jeanette. You'll want to go and look at her, in a
little while."
As the children ran down the stairs together Blossom
whispered cynically to her sister, "It's just because he's
excited about the baby. He'll remember tomorrow."
JUNE 18, 1907 — Sarajevo was only a pin-prick on world
. maps, as yet unheralded; a man named Ford was being
silly with some outlandish contraption he'd put together
and with which he habitually scared all the horses on the
main street of his town; it was a period of tight cuffs and
chin-high collars, of dip-waists and puffs, post-Gibson Girl,
of watches pinned to starched shoulders, of ornamental
belt-buckles, of "Moonlight on the Wabash" and "Ta Ra
Ra Boom-de-ay." A leisurely era, without hysteria.
In the year when Jeanette MacDonaid, now the shining
star of motion pictures and radio, was born, America was
at rest, smug in prosperity, boisterous, unsophisticated as
the twenties knew — and the thirties know — sophistication.
The rich, perhaps, were a little richer: you could make
great fortunes then, before the government became wise in
the ways of the income tax. The poor were more legion,
and suffered greater hardships.
But then, as now, eighty-five percent of America — that
is, America itself — constituted a great middle class of re-
ligious, ineffably respectable, hard-working, long-living men
and their families. If you had wanted to find one citizen
in the United States to hold up as the perfect example of
that class you could not have done better than to choose
Daniel MacDonaid.
He was a manager for a wood-working construction
company. His house was one of the innumerable and com-
pletely undistinguished two-story frame houses that line
BEGINNING THE INTIMATE RECOL-
LECTIONS OF JEANETTE MACDONALD
At eight, Jeanette was
"musically inclined" . . .
Editor's note: It happens once in
a blue moon — the perfect blending
of a star and a writer — but it has
happened here. And the happy result
is the most revealing story about
Jeanette MacDonaid I have ever read.
13
Philadelphia's criss-crossing side streets.
Then, in 1907 — and so long as the MacDonalds lived there
— the rooms were furnished with ponderous but few pieces;
there was nothing purely ornamental or unnecessary, be-
cause the family income was small and Daniel Scotch.
Jeanette, remembering for my benefit, closed her eyes and
made word pictures:
yOU came up the steps and across the porch, and in-
side the. door there was a reception hall, papered in
dark, uninteresting red. To the left was a square, ugly,
completely uncomfortable settee, and over it hung the
conventional mahogany rimmed mirror with hooks holding
coats and seldom-used articles of clothing. In one corner
was a big chair, with an adjustable back, and by it a large
replica of a turtle.
The parlor was typical. It had an upright
piano and a bay window. It had chairs,
with antimacassars. It had a sign
which said, "May The Lord Bless
This Christian Hearth." It was
a little shabby, because the fam-
ily lived there a lot. But the
MacDonald manse, in this
section of town, had a par-
ticular distinction.
Daniel MacDonald
owned his house. . . .
A composite portrait
of Jeanette's life, dur-
ing the period spent
in Philadelphia —
growing up, going to
school, learning to
sing, singing then,
dancing in flying
short skirts on thea-
ter stages — must of
necessity be an in-
congruous thing. The
actual picture of the
girl must be more so.
There must be
glamour in it: the ap-
plause of filled thea-
ters, the glow of foot-
lights, the smell of back
stage trappings. Under
this bright veneer must
run the solid structure of
her wholesome home life, a
kind of dull, naive existence
to which young girls, during
that period, were subjected. Jean-
ette, in other words, wore a pantie-
waist under her spangles — and I
mean that literally as well as figuratively.
You must understand this about her, Solemn and chubby, three
first; the MacDonalds, pere and mere, were months old Jeanette was a
strict Presbyterians and had ideas about 1907 Philadelphia baby.
right and wrong. That their daughters
should discover anything about the world
and its fleshpots before they were of marriageable age was
unthinkable.
"Jam" — her sisters first shortened her name to this re-
pulsive diminutive — herself was a shy, tractable child; she
was the youngest of the children and therefore at a disad-
vantage, which put a mark on her super-sensitive nature.
The utter impartiality with which her parents treated their
offspring did little to help the early feeling of inferiority
and hurt that grew in her; a little babying might have
offset much of her personal unhappiness.
In a way, I suppose, it was a good thing eventually. Be-
14
cause Jeanette, unnoticed, made the only defense possible;
she did things to bring attention to herself. Her methods
were various, until one day Blossom taught her a song
called the "Glory Hymn." Thereafter she merely sang,
as often and as loudly as circumstances permitted, until
people looked, and smiled, and said, "Who is that child?"
The three little sisters were all "musically inclined," as
Anna MacDonald liked to put it. Elsie, at the piano,
play?d by ear; Blossom always remembered the words of
songs; together they taught Jeanette both music and words,
encouraged her to stand on the first landing in the dim
stair-well and warble while they applauded below.
When Jam was four, Blossom asked her mother one day
if she might take the kid down to dancing class. Anna
said yes, she might, if she'd take good care of the child.
This was very shortly after Jeanette had run away
from home one afternoon and been returned by
Casey, the man who delivered butter and
eggs; he'd found her miles away from
home and in the meantime the Mac-
Donalds had called out both po-
lice and fire departments to join
in the search. Anna was still
being nervous about things.
On the way to dancing
school, Blossom taught
her sister (who sat
squealing with pleasure,
all gussied up in her
best sailor suit with a
large bow in hen
Dutch Bob) the words
of "Old Mother Hub-
bard." There was to
be a ballet at the
Academy theater
next week, with
children in it, and
perhaps . . .
It worked. Blos-
som brought Jeanette
home in triumph ;
they had accepted the
baby to enact "Moth-,
er Hubbard" in the
ballet. But at some
time during the excite-
ment Jam had lost her
ittle gold bracelet.
"No!" said Anna. "No
ballet. You didn't take
good care of her, Blossom."
That night Blossom went to a
neighborhood theater, did a song-
and-dance, got $2.50 for it, and
brought the money home. "Now," she
said, "that'll get a new bracelet. She's
got to be in that ballet, Mama, she simply
has to!"
Anna shrugged resignedly.
From then on Jeanette went with her
sisters when they competed in the rash of
amateur nights Philadelphia was having in those- days.
Anna and Daniel came along too, of course, standing in the
wings so that what small blobs of hearty back-stage
sophistication any of them might have picked up — acci-
dentally or otherwise — were lost to them.
There was the portion of her childhood, uninhibited,
exciting, glorious, as opposed to the routine of living at
home — and in school.
Little enough worthy of detailed mention happened in
that solid, well-ordered, unimpressive house. There, was no
maid and so the children helped (Continued on page 60)
MARKING A GREAT COMEDIAN'S
SILVER ANNIVERSARY WITH AN
ALBUM OF HISTORIC PICTURES
Born in 1892, in New York's Bowery,
he was politician at fourteen, grad-
uate of burlesque at sixteen and
feature of Gus Edwards' "Kid Kab-
aret" in 1912. Above, with George
Jessei (left) also in "Kabaret" and,
left, Eddie, Lew Hearn and Joe Opp
in "Midnight Rounders" in 1920.
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Actually, Eddie's career began in 1908
in a review, "Indian Maiden." Salary:
$15 a week. 1909 saw him as a singing
waiter in a Coney Island saloon and in
vaudeville doing his first blackface
act. Above, on tour with Fannie Brice
in the Ziegfeld Follies back in 1917.
Two years on tour with "Kid Kabaret,"
then marriage, to Ida Tobias, a sweet-
heart of Bowery days, in 1914. They
honeymooned in England, and in 1915
the first of five daughters, Marjorie,
arrived. Above, a 1927 Follies rehear-
sal— Eddie, Ziegfeld, and Irving Berlin.
Eddie took radio by storm in 1931 on
the Chase & Sanborn show. It soon be-
came the most popular on the air. To-
day he heads a new radio union and is
in his third year on Texaco Town. Be-
low, with Rubinoff, Ida, and Jimmy Wel-
lington, during his first radio series.
The seal of movie fame came when Eddie
left his handprint in the court of Sid
Grauman's Chinese Theater. By this time
he'd joined forces with the legendary
Sam Goldwyn on a picture-a-year basis,
a deal which lasted until last year-
Eddie's now a 20th Century-Fox star.
Eddie's first musical comedy
was "Canary Cottage" in
1916; his first movie, with
Clara Bow, was "Kid Boots"
in 1926 — a Jesse Lasky pro-
duction at $3,000 a week.
Next was "Special Delivery."
"Special Delivery," right,
which he wrote, brought
him $114,000 for working
eight weeks— a far cry from
his first Follies, when he
got $400 a week for doing
a sketch with Bert Williams.
Often called radio's great
est talent scout, Eddie's re
sponsible for the
of Parkyakarkus, below, and
Bobby Breen, right. Both
graduated from Cantor Col-
lege to fame on other shows.
Deanna Durbin is another who has
prospered since he brought her to
the microphone. She is still with
him. Below, the whole Cantor fam-
ily on Dad's birthday: Marilyn,
Marjorie, Edna, Eddie with Janet,
Ida, and Natalie, recently married.
"YESTERDAY'S CHRISTMAS
TREE, FULL OF TERMITES—11
I'M not sure how this feud between Mr. W. C. Fields
and myself started. On our first meeting, May 9,
1937, at the Chase and Sanborn Kaffee Klatch over
NBC (we believe in giving credit where credit is due, don't
we, Bergen?) everything started out very nicely.
"How do you do, Mr. Fields?" I replied, when 1 was
presented to the fellow. To which Mr. Fields responded:
"He's put on quite a little weight since I last saw him,
hasn't he, Mr. Bergen?"
Now you couldn't make anything out of that, could you?
It certainly is a surprise to me how such a big brawl started
with such an innocuous beginning. Positively innocuous.
"A piece of sassafras root," he calls me later, and says I'm
"full of termites." Nasty little chiseling ants, they are.
And once he threatened to drive a nail into my chest, and
make a dimple in my chin with a gimlet. Such brutality.
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AS TOLD TO
DOROTHY SPENSLEY
Called me a "discarded Christmas tree," too, and a "pump-
handle" and a "buckthorn in his side."
Bergen thought of sending me to a summer camp to
recover from these insults, and when Mr. Fields heard about
it, he said, "He just came from a lumber camp, didn't he?
I understand he got into a jam up there ... log jam." Some-
day I'm going to get really mad and run Mr. Fields' nose
through a tomato press. (If this were a soup tie-up, in-
stead of coffee, I could do something with that.) Anyway
"REDWOOD FOR A NOSE— SOUR
MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS—"
Blf
Charlie lvfcCartFn|
I did tell Mr. Fields that I'd like to see his nose scrambled
in an egg ... it would make a wonderful tomato omelette."
That should keep him mowed down for a moment.
It takes two sides to make a quarrel, of course, of course.
I always think of that when I worry about our feud. You
see I really love Mr. Fields, only I hate to say so. I show
my affection by insulting him. I guess I'm -a psychological
case, all right, all right. Bergen has told Mr. Fields that
I love him, time and again. So has Miss Boland, Miss
Mary Boland. And that other Mary, Miss Mary Pickford.
Just the other Sunday Bergen said to Mr. Fields:
"You know, Bill, it seems strange that no matter what
you say to Charlie, he still loves you. Why, only this
morning do you know what he said?" Then Bergen turned
to me and said: "Tell him, Charlie, what you said."
"It doesn't matter," retorted Mr. Fields, without giving
me a chance to start.
"Well, I said . . ." said I.
"Go 'way — you draw ticks," were Mr. Fields' next words.
But I didn't care. I may be soft pine but I'm hardened
when it comes to harsh words.
"I was just wondering, Mr. Fields, if you would let me
sit on your porch some day?"
"You couldn't even sit on my totem pole. Go 'way
you!
(Continued on page 0/ )
-
Broadcast on a Heini Magazine of the Air program over
the CBS network, this provocative discussion of a much
emphasised quality by Faith Baldwin seemed to the edi-
tors to deserve a place in the permanent record of the
printed page. Frank, modern, yet almost old fashioned in
the soundness i of its viewpoint, it will give you something
to think about long after you have finished reading it.
Our thanks to the Heini program and Miss Baldwin for
their permission to publish this "rebroadcast."
DURING the past twenty-odd years three important
discoveries have been made, each heralding a new
dawn or something equally exciting. The first
was that if a woman had charm she need not have beauty.
The second, brought to us by Elinor Glyn, if a woman
had It she didn't have to have charm. And the third,
more recent, is that if a woman has glamour, she doesn't
have to have anything else. The same, I assume, holds
true of the male -of the species, although I shudder to
contemplate what the average man thinks of the widely
heralded glamour boy of our generation.
Glamour is all very well. But I believe that a little
of it goes a long way. When applied to masculine
examples it probably denotes an ability to .make
women look with rancor at their less dangerous
husbands, or it means higher brackets in the income
tax scale, or wit to turn a phrase or order a dinner.
Sometimes it is associated with a genius for mak-
ing friends of headliners, or exploring the jungle
in platinum-lined helmets and always, always
dressing for dinner. It is also almost inseparable
from one's name in the paper. On this basis,
Dizzy Dean has glamour.
When it comes to glamourous women, the out-
standing examples of our days are recruited
from stage, screen, and society. Now and then
a magnificent scandal entitles a woman to
become a member of the club. But I admit
that accustomed as I am to public glamour,
I balked when not long ago a lady who
had tired of her husband to such an extent
that she decided (Continued on page 80)
Model of young sophistication is Pris-
cilla Lane, Swell for movies, but not
what your own daughter ought to try.
AN EXCLUSIVE "REBROAD-
CAST" IN WHICH A FAMOUS
AUTHOR TRIES TO OPEN
YOUR EYES TO THE TRUTH
A sense of humor is necessary to
happy marriage, says Miss Bald-
win, but beware the razor-edged
wit of Carole Lombard. Though
it's turned her into Hollywood's
top glamour girl, it will only make
the average husband accuse
his wife of being in her cups.
Only in romantic film spectacles
like "Conquest" does a husband
appreciate fantastic coiffures
and alluring dresses as much as
Charles Boyer seems to be appre-
ciating Garbo's. Don't try this on
your husband. He prefers baked
beans to glamour any time.
dM
//
NOR RAI
CONTINUING THIS SERIES OF
TRUE ADYENTURES THAT HAVE
MADE THRILLING BROADCASTS.
THE STORY OF ONE MAN WHO
PUT DUTY AHEAD OF GLORY
By
FLOYD GIBBONS
HELLO EVERYBODY:
This, boys and girls, is a story of Old Man Snow-
in-the-Face.
The guy with the patched pants who "always rings
twice."
His welcome calls are as frequent as duty requires. His
signal always sets your imagination a-racing. For you
never can tell what pleasant surprise he may have for you.
I tell this yarn as a worthy salute to the three hundred
thousand men and women of the United States Postal
Service who keep the teeming stream of mail flowing swiftly,
truly, endlessly. Their patient, tireless service is the endur-
ing keystone set ever so firmly in the strong arch that sup-
ports the commerce of a mighty nation.
This is not, I assure you at the outset, a dramatic tale
about one of those bozos who fly the night mail through
almost incredible obstacles. Stuff you sometimes see in the
movies. No sirree. It is the adventure of a plain, ordi-
nary postman in a grey uniform. With hair that may have
turned grey, too, during long years of service in any and
all kinds of weather. Grizzled gentlemen pounding scorch-
ing pavements in sweltering July, drenched to the skin by
11
The author stands by while . . .
Spring rains, breasting blizzards with icicles forming on
their mustaches. And young ones, also, who come home
footsore and weary from the ceaseless grind of emptying
their leather bags three and four times a day.
Great balls of fire, what a life those babies lead !
And when I think of what they go through year in and
year out it makes me proud that I can tell a story of one
of them who deserves a niche in the Hall of Fame. A
story of faithful service, discipline and bravery. Service
of a kind that caused Herodotus to compliment the Persians
on the efficiency of their messengers during the war between
Cyrus and the Greeks. What he said so many centuries
ago is carven over the main entrance of the general post
office in New York. It reads:
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
stays these couriers from the swift completion of their
appointed rounds."
One of the mailmen who knew that inscription so well
he could say it backwards was Charles R. Heyler of 32-86
35th Street, Long Island City. And he believed in it. For
there was in his heart the spirit that is shared by three
hundred thousand others who make the postal service such
fe.
NOR GLOOM OF NIGHT
m
m
Postmaster-General Farley rewards the hero of this exciting true adventure
an enviable organization. Charlie was a parcel post chauf-
feur-carrier, which means he rode on a mail wagon deliver-
ing parcels. And he was working out of the Tremont
Station in the Bronx, in Greater New York.
Well sir, late on the morning of May 5, 1930, Charlie
and his partner, Herman Gross, were hurrying to complete
their deliveries. Hurrying because in another hour they
were due to check in at the sub-station and put on the
feed bag. They were driving West along East 178th Street
and the traffic was slowing them up.
"If this traffic gets much worse," Charlie remarked, "we
won't be able to get the mail out on time."
"You keep your mind pretty much on your work, don't
you, Charlie?" was his partner's comment.
"Well, if peopte write letters and send packages, they
want them delivered."
Pistol shots caused those two mailmen to drop their dis-
cussion like a hot potato.
Down the street men were running toward them. Pursu-
ing policemen were firing revolvers. There were shouts of
"stickup" and "get 'em."
With their mail truck braked to a stop, the two men
aboard it watched the chase with alert eyes.
"There they go, three of 'em!" yelled Herman . . . "Now
there's only two. Where'd the other one go?"
"I saw him," said Charlie. "He went down that alley
there."
And Charlie jumped down and went after him.
For Charlie saw that the third hold-up man had eluded
the police and would escape if something wasn't done
quickly. It didn't occur to Charlie that robbers usually
carry guns. He didn't think of that until he had his man
backed up against an ashcan.
"Whatya followin' me for?" demanded the
crook.
"What are you running for?" Charlie shot back.
"None 'a ya business."
"Oh, yeah?"
"Beat it, wise guy, while the goin's good."
"What's the hurry?"
"Why, you lousy rat, stick around and I'll fill you so
full of—"
"I don't think you're going to shoot anybody."
But Charlie didn't feel so sure (Continued on page 70)
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puffing
"NOR RAI
• • •
CONTINUING THIS SERIES OF
TRUE ADVENTURES THAT HAVE
MADE THRILLING BROADCASTS,
THE STORY OF ONE MAN WHO
PUT DUTY AHEAD OF GLORY
By
FLOYD GIBBONS
HELLO EVERYBODY:
This, boys and girls, is a story of Old Man Snow-
in-the-Face.
The guy with the patched pants who "always rings
twice."
His welcome calls are as frequent as duty requires. His
ial always sets your imagination a-racing. For you
never can tell what pleasant surprise he may have for you.
1 tell tins yarn as a worthy salute to the three hundred
thousand men and women of the United States Postal
Service who keep the teeming stream of mail flowing swiftly
truly endlessly. Their patient, tireless service is the endur-
ing keystone set ever so firmly in the strong arch that sup-
ports the commerce of a mighty nation
This is not 1 assure you at the outset, a dramatic tale
about one of those bozos who fly the night .^through
almost mcredible obstacles. Stuff you sometimes ee in the
mov.es. No sirree. 1, is the adventure of T plain ordi
The author stands by while . . .
Spring rains, breasting blizzards with icicles forming on
their mustaches. And young ones, also, who come home
footsore and weary from the ceaseless grind of emptying
their leather bags three and four times a day.
Great balls of fire, what a life those babies lead!
And when 1 think of what they go through year in and
year out it makes me proud that I can tell a story of one
of them who deserves a niche in the Hall of Fame. A
story of faithful service, discipline and bravery. Service
of a kind that caused Herodotus to compliment the Persians
on the efficiency of their messengers during the war between
Cyrus and the Greeks. What he said so many centuries
ago is carven over the main entrance of the general post
office in New York. It reads:
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
stays these couriers from the swift completion of their
appointed rounds."
One of the mailmen who knew that inscription so well
he could say it backwards was Charles R. Heyler of 32-86
J5th Street, Long Island City. And he believed in it. For
there was in his heart the spirit that is shared by three
hundred thousand others who make the postal service such
Postmaster-General Farley rewards the hero of this exciting true adventure
an enviable organization. Charlie was a parcel post chauf-
feur-carrier, which means he rode on a mail wagon deliver-
ing parcels. And he was working out of the lremonr.
Station in the Bronx, in Greater New York.
Well sir, late on the morning of May 5, 1930, Chart e
and his partner, Herman Gross, were hurrying to complete
their deliveries. Hurrying because in another hour tney
were due to check in at the sub-station and put on tne
feed bag. They were driving West along East 178th btreer
and the traffic was slowing them up.
"If this traffic gets much worse," Charlie remarked, we
won't be able to get the mail out on time."
"You keep your mind pretty much on your work, don
you, Charlie?" was his partner's comment.
"Well, if peopre write letters and send packages, they
want them delivered." , t. •_ dis.
Pistol shots caused those two mailmen to drop tneir u
cussion like a hot potato. , Pursu-
Down the street men were running toward them- f
jng. policemen were firing revolvers. There were shouts
"stickup" and "get 'em." „. ta,n men
With their mail truck braked to a stop, the two men
"Now
aboard it watched the chase with alert eyes.
"There they go, three of 'em!" yelled Herman
there's onlv two. Where'd the other one go?"
"7 saw him," said Charlie. "He went down that alley
1 And Charlie jumped down and went after him
For Charlie saw that the third hold-up man had eluded
the police and would escape if something wasn t done
quickly It didn't occur to Charhe that robbers usually
carry guns He didn't think of that until he had his man
b^kWnatyPaa8fo£inn tTfor ?" demanded the puffing
Cr^Vhat are you running for?" Charlie shot back.
"None 'a ya business."
"Oh, yeah ?" . , . „
"Beat it, wise guy, while the goins good.
::wSy>o!:e.ohusyryrat, stick around and I'll fill you so
fU"l°do~n't think you're going to shoot anybody."
Bxit Charlie didn't feel so sure {Continued on page 70)
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mm
7:30 a.m. Her day starts
Above, any day, 7:30 a.m.
Our Charm Girls are both
violinists — Jennie Gat-
owslce, 22, left, from
Bridgeport, Conn., and
Lucrezia Ave I la, 21, of
Bangor, Me. Jennie has
been with Spitalny three
years, Lucrezia, two.
They sleep together in a
two-and-a-half-room apart-
ment on West 85th Street,
which costs themT $55 per
month, unfurnished. Be-
low, a drug-store break-
fast consists of orange
juice, milk and toast —
quick and inexpensive.
UNKNOWN because of faulty or too cheap pub-
licity are many unique radio organizations. Not
hidden, but publicized far and wide is radio's only
sponsored all-girl band, incorporated as "Hour of
Charm," heard on NBC Monday nights. Phil Spitalny,
leader of these thirty-two girls, four years ago toured
the country to find girls who would prove that women
can be musicians at a profit. "Hour of Charm, Inc." is
now a famous, wealthy concern. This summer, at New
York's Paramount Theater, it held over four consecutive
weeks, breaking all existing records, and proving once
and for all that a girl playing the tuba is still a girl
and worth the price of admission. Since the band is
incorporated, no girl receives a salary, but owns a num-
ber of shares and partakes in weekly declared dividends.
On these pages are pictures of two Charm girls, regular
members of the orchestra. Three years ago, they were
living quiet lives in quiet New England towns. The
pictures here tell the story of what a girl does when she
leaves home to be a Charm girl. Judge for yourself
whether life is better at home, with marriage to your
sweetheart, or in the Hour of Charm band where you
promise to stay single and get fired if you don't.
Pictures taken especially for
Radio Mirror by Atlantic Publishers Service
Rehearsal Is at eleven in the Park Central Hotel,
where Spitalny lives. As the girls emerge from the
subway, above, they've already practiced an hour
at home, and will now rehearse six hours. Spi-
talny is an exacting taskmaster, realizing that an
all-girl band must be perfect to gain recognition.
Jennie (above left) has played the
violin since she was ten, Lucrezia since
she was eleven. After rehearsal, they
shop — Jennie's wardrobe is 27 dresses,
Lucrezia's 22 — then meet their dates
for dinner at the Park Central Hotel.
After-dinner entertainment is simple —
a popular-priced neighborhood movie.
Dates are few because the girls are so
often on the road. A Charm girl's aver-
age living expense is $30 a week, not
including clothes. They all save money.
I
DID ALICE FAYE AND TONY MARTIN
QUARREL ON THEIR WEDDING EVE?
«*»
Rosalind Russell (above) is a
newcomer to radio, but eager-
ness to learn microphone tech-
nique, says Fidler, isn't the
reason she attends all rehear-
sals of the Packard program.
Left, fun at Jimmy Wellington's
new Santa Monica home: Lyle Tal-
bot, Glenda Farrell, Margot Gra-
hame, Jimmy, Mrs. Jimmy. Below,
left, not -the picture Adolprie
Menjou wants suppressed.
BEHIND THE
By
JIMMIE FIDLER
BEST laugh of the month was af-
forded at Bergen's cocktail
party where Charlie McCarthy
appeared in cowboy outfit, with fancy-
trimmed chaps. After the usual flurry
of photo-snapping, Charlie was left de-
serted near the swimming pool. One
of the girl guests approached the dum-
my in an investigating spirit, admired
the costume and then, to see how soft
the chaps were, ran her hand down
Charlie's leg. Like a bolt from the
blue came. Charlie's remark: "Why,
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Frances, what if I were to do that to
you?" . . . Bergen, the sly one, just
smiled, but everyone else nearly died
of laugh-convulsions.
|(EITH FOWLER was flown from
New York to handle the material
for W. C. Fields on the famous Sunday
variety show which boasts of Nelson
Eddy, Bergen and McCarthy, Don
Ameche, etc. It's about time somebody
improved Bill's material. He's been
dropping in my personal popularity
rating ever since he set radio on its ear
with that smashing first program.
* * *
pAT WEAVER is brother of a local
newspaper's fashion expert (but you
don't care about that) . . . He's also
supervisor of the Packard show which
stars Lanny Ross, Florence George.
Charlie Butterworth and Raymond
Paige's Orchestra (but you don't care
too much about that) . . . He's also
the reason Rosalind Russell attends
every rehearsal. (Do you care about
that?)
* * *
QEANNA DURBIN has been appar-
ently subdued by several verbal
spankings administered by yours truly
(for one) and the change is becoming
to her. At least, she showed surprising
(for her) courtesy to an interview-
seeker the other day at the rehearsal
studio.
* * *
A DOLPHE MENJOU wants to su-
^^ press a certain camera shot. He
was entertaining the Hollywood Hotel
troupe with a cigarette trick when he
dropped the coffin-nail. In stooping
over to retrieve it, the camera clicked.
So Menjou shoots snipes, does he?
* * *
I^IAYBE it matters, but I doubt it.
Anyhow, Pinky Tomlin christened
both his auto and his ranch (both new)
WHERE DID JOLSON GO WHEN HE EX-
CUSED HIMSELF FROM HIS OWN PARTY?
Don Ameche, who wouldn't tell
anyone where he was going on
his vacation, gives the nutty
Ritz Brothers a vocal les-
son. Need we point out that
Don is the one in the tuxedo?
Right, a historic shot of four
singing stars together: Gladys
Swarthout, Jeanette MacDon-
ald, Lily Pons and Grace Moore.
Below, right, Hal Kemp beams
at Alice Faye's bridal expression.
HOLLYWOOD
"The Love Bug."
* * *
COR some time now, Eddie Cantor
has been nervous and jittery be-
cause of the fatal accident that occurred
when a platform on his movie set fell.
It was rigged up as the "magic carpet"
and something slipped. Cantor is tak-
ing the whole accident extremely to
heart.
* * *
OPEN LETTER TO AL JOLSON: Not
long ago a big fuss and formal
opening marked your return to the air-
ways. Though the number of celebri-
ties who attended were not as numer-
ous as you'd hoped for, still it was a
large affair. Even the Spanish War
Veterans were there. And after the
broadcast you invited lots of people
to be your guests at a dinner given in
Clara Bow's new nightery, "The It
Cafe." You were the host, Al, and yet
you rushed out without sampling the
UKCENSORED, UNADORNED—
A DARING REPORTER'S NEWS
victuals and viands, on the excuse that
you had to visit the hospital. All of
which would have been okay except
that too many people saw you taking
in the fights not so very many minutes
after your exit from the dinner-party.
To paraphrase an old song, "Was that
the diplomatic thing to do?" Yours
for less selfishness— when you're host-
ing. J. M. F.
klAYBE I'm wrong '(and it could
be) but it looks like Fidler has
turned Cupid. It was erroneously re-
ported around town that Virginia Ver-
rill and Sandy Cummings were "that-
way." I denied the report and those
two nice kids read it, evidently got an
idea, and now they go here, there, and
everywhere together.
BATON EER Meredith Willson con-
tinued to commute between San
Francisco and Los Angeles but his wife
got a taste of our lovely "unusual"
weather down here in Southern Califor-
nia— and she's establishing the Willson
menage here. (Chamber of Commerce,
please note!)
* * *
£LEVEREST of the year's sketches
are those presented by negro comics
Eddie Green and Hattie MacDaniel.
You should see these two very funny
people doing their stuff — in costume. I
eyed their burlesk on "Sampson and
Delilah" (in full Egyptian regalia) and
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Right, Sandra, young daughter of George
Burns and Gracie Allen, in her favorite
pose. George claims Sandra is going to be
Eleanor Holm and Gertrude Ederle rolled
into one when she grows up. Meanwhile,
younger brother Ronnie uses water wings.
Nelson Eddy, below, has finally solved
the problem of how to get away from his
Chase & Sanborn Sunday-night broadcast
without being mobbed by a horde of ador-
ing feminine fans. Strongarm men, re-
ports Fidler, do the trick very well.
I'm not over it yet. Seems a shame
somebody doesn't hurry television along
so you could enjoy it, too.
i * * *
J^JARLYN STEWART, the pretty
blonde with less to do in radio
than nearly anyone else, now has ambi-
tions to become a coloratura and is
arranging for lessons. Haven't heard
her voice on anything but that Ken
Murray greeting (now off the air)
"Mama, here's that Campbell man
again."
* * *
TIZZIE LISH (without benefit of
costume) looks surprisingly like Bill
Bacher, whilom producer of Hollywood
Hotel, who made radio pay in four
figures weekly. Tizzie is the cooking
expert (?) on the Al Pearce show. I've
always resented her exit trick of drop-
ping panties or step-ins (I suppose
that's what it is) as she trips off stage
to the huge delight of the visual audi-
ence and the disgust of the listeners
who feel robbed.
* * *
C PEAKING of the Al Pearce show,
might be interesting to know that
Arlene Harris, the human chatterbox,
really talks faster than she can read
and so, unlike many a radiactress, has
to memorize her stint.
* * *
I N this crazy city of wild-eyed rum-
ors the other week, the story was
going round and round that George
Jessel has signed with Mutual Broad-
casting Company. It even appeared
in the trade papers. So Jessel phoned
Mutual and learned, to his amazement,
that Jessel was to appear on a forth-
coming Mutual show. Whereupon the
(Continued on page 79)
WORDS WITH WINGS
FROM THE RICH VEIN OF RADIO'S MINE
OF WORDS COME THESE GOLDEN NUGGETS
OF KNOWLEDGE, PHILOSOPHY AND HUMOR
Charming Pollock, playwright and
novelist: "Marriage is really
only friendship set to music."
IT'S my observation that the man or woman who can't be happy with
one partner usually fails to be happier with half a dozen. Marriage
jokes and silly solemn pronouncements have a good deal to do with
matrimonial smash-ups. We read them and go into marriage as we go
into a theater, looking around for the nearest exit. The things that make
lasting marriages are the things that make lasting friendships, mutual
respect and esteem; mutual consideration and responsibility; square-deal-
ing; community of interest; companionship. Marriage is really only
friendship set to music.
It's a grand idea in marriage to stop, look and listen. The world runs
on sentiment, only we're ashamed to admit it. Never mind what the
jokers say about marriage, or the pundits write. It'll take more than
Reno and the smart-alecs to make love unpopular.
— Channing Pollock, famous novelist and playwright, on the Heinz
Magazine of the Air, CBS.
PSYCHOLOGY and Public Speaking are two valuable aides for the
senior classman at college who is preparing for his future in the
business world. Psychology gives the ability to evaluate human nature
properly. . . . Public speaking gives poise and articulateness.
It is advisable for a young man to learn how to become a good mixer
and make friends easily. This is a natural gift with some men, while
others find it difficult to overcome their innate shyness. In later years
contacts assume great importance. Those who are inclined to be too
reserved should work hardest now and acquire that invaluable faculty
for making wide friendships.
While in college, a man or woman should devote thought and energy
toward perfecting himself as an individual as well as in his studies. If he
does a good job of this, the employment problem will take care of itself.
— Loire Brophy, leading employment counselor, on the
Heinz Magazine of the Air, CBS.
Loire Brophy, employment coun-
selor: "Learn how to become a good
mixer and make friends easily."
Carl Carmer, writer: "Some of the
finest houses in West Virginia
are made from watermelon seeds."
IN the high West Virginia mountains is the lumber camp of Tony
Beaver. Tony had a yoke of oxen that could pull almost anything
into the middle of next week. Each ox had a pair of horns with so
much spread that it would take a jay bird six years to fly from the tip of one
horn to the tip of the other. Tony never found anything his oxen couldn't
pull to market except one of his watermelons — so big that even the smallest
one wouldn't fit into the biggest wagon. So Tony wound a little one with
ropes and spliced the ropes to the ox harness. The oxen got the melon
started all right, but when they got near the Eel River the braces broke
and the melon rolled right down into the river and hit bottom so hard it
busted. Tony and his gang of lumberjacks jumped onto the seeds as they
came to the surface and began spinning the seeds with their feet, and
they put on the biggest drive ever seen on Eel River. When they got
down to the sawmill dam they sold their drive as peeled logs and some
of the finest houses in West Virginia are made out of planks from those
very watermelon seeds.
— Carl Carmer, in Your Neck O the Woods, CBS.
(Continued on page 90)
29
Read the month's big
laugh riot, with that
Raye of light, Marth
PARKYAKARKUS IN AN
EASY CHAIR WITH AL
AND MARTHA AND TRY
TO STOP LAUGHING
ONCE again Radio Mirror presents
a comedy Readio-broadcast. Star-
ring Al Jolson, Martha Raye, and
Parkyakarkus, assisted by Tiny Ruffner,
and based on material from their radio
scripts, it makes it possible for you to
"listen in" on these masters oj comedy
whenever you, like. You wont want to
miss their regular broadcast at 8:30,
Eastern Standard Time, Tuesday nights
— but neither will you want to miss this
special program brought to your own
easy-chair.
Just imagine your radio set is tuned
in — there's a gay burst of music — and
then the voice of Al Jolson himself as he
opens the program:
Al: Good evening, everybody! You
know, folks, besides being the Mayor of
Encino I've got a lot of other duties.
It's not an easy job keeping all the film
people happy, and especially their young-
sters. When it comes to education, we
really do things right in Encino. The
school children don't read books at all —
RADIO MIRROR'S
OWN
READIO-BROADCAST
Parkyakarlcus and Al
Jolson add to this
feature's merriment.
everything is shown them in pictures. For
example, my little boy— I said boy, Can-
tor—went into the first grade yesterday
and the first lesson they gave him was
history. Of course they didn't give him
a book— they showed him the movie of
"Anthony Adverse." By the time the
picture was finished my little boy was
in the third grade. Can you imagine
what will happen when they show him
"Gone With the Wind?"
Tiny Ruffner: Al! Do you know
what I've just discovered?
Al: What, Tiny?
Tiny: (In a very excited voice) Ladies
and gentlemen, you've listened to Romeo
making love to Juliet, you've watched
Bill Powell wooing Myrna Loy, you've
read of Paolo and Francesca — but you
ain't seen nothing yet! Right here in
the studio I've discovered that the great-
est love affair of all has been going on
— right under our noses and we never
knew it. But tonight everybody's going
to be let in on (Continued on page 12)
B y
CHARLES MARTIN
Suddenly Eva screamed. The faint light of
the stars had gleamed on the steel blade
Tom held. Then she heard a choking gasp.
Editor's Note: This is the second in this series of broad-
casts presented in fiction form winch are based on Thrill
of the Week, the highlight of each Tuesday night Philip,
Morris program over the NBC-Red network. Written and
directed on the air by Charles Martin, Thrill of the Week,
in the opinion of the editor, deserves the permanent record
of the printed page.
THOMAS CARMAN was working unusually late in
his office. The president of a large western canning
company doesn't often make a speech before the
Prison Reform Society, and when he does, probably the
Prison Reform Society doesn't expect him to say anything
32
worth remembering. But Thomas Carman was a man
who preferred, when he did anything, to do it well or not
at all, so this afternoon he had ordered his secretary to
get in several books on the subject, a handful of current-
events magazines, and all the different newspapers she could
lay hands on.
He'd already gone methodically through the books and
magazines, making notes as he did so, and was now look-
ing over the papers. Heavy-set, stolid, with a pale wide
face and a neatly clipped white mustache, he was a picture
of the typical, respectable and self-respecting business man
as he sat at his desk over the sheet of newsprint. By this
time, he knew exactly what he was looking for; the report
ILLUSTRATED By
OREN R. WAGGENER
of a concrete case of prison brutality. Probably, he knew,
he wouldn't find it, but the papers sometimes published
such things, and one would give his speech the added point
it needed.
Suddenly he leaned forward in interest. Judging from
the headline, here was the very thing.
"LIFER ACCUSES GUARDS OF BRUTALITY.
"DALLAS, Texas — A Texas ranch owner, serving a life
term in the prison here,, today accused his guards of mis-
treating and beating him. Doctors, visiting the man in
the prison hospital, said that he may die of his injuries.
"The prisoner, William C. Turner . . ."
Thomas Carman's hand, where it held the paper, began
THE DRAMATIC BROAD-
CAST STORY OF A MAN
DOOMED TO DEATH FOR
THE MURDER OF SOME-
ONE WHO STILL LIVED
to shake; he read the line once more.
His lips soundlessly formed the words,
"Bill Turner . . . Bill Turner . . ." over
and over again. -It couldn't be the Bill
Turner he had known, so long ago!
Quickly he read the remainder of the
brief report, down to the last line of
all. Then, his eyes staring in horrified
amazement straight before him, he leaned
back in his chair, pressing his trembling
hand against his cheek, watching the
peace of his life for the last twenty-two
years crumble into chaos.
Because there it was, right there in
the paper:
"Turner was convicted in 1914 of the
murder of Thomas Carman, Texas
rancher."
W!
HEN they were growing up to-
gether in that small Texas town,
Tom Carman used to call Bill Turner
"Fuzzy." It was a nickname that seemed
to fit, somehow. Small and inoffensive,
with a shock of silky straw-colored hair,
he was the sort of boy you'd give a faint-
ly derisive nickname to. Not that there
was ever any harm in Fuzzy Turner.
He just wasn't very bright.
For instance, he had a passion for grapes. Once, when
he was a kid, he'd been caught stealing some. He loved
to see them hanging in rich, fat clusters from their stems,
their smooth skins dusted with purple or green. As he
grew older he used to tell Tom that the grapes were full
of the earth's blood.
Well, it was a harmless enough delusion, and Fuzzy grew
up to be a good worker. He had a way with animals, he
understood them, and when Tom became a man, married
a girl from the North, and decided to go into the cattle
business, he asked Fuzzy to join him in the venture.
"We're startin' small," he told (Continued on page 53)
33
CHARLES MARTIN
Editor's Note: This is the second in this series of broad-
casts presented m fiction form which are based on Thrill
of the Week, the highlight of each Tuesday night Philip
Morns program over the NBC-Red network. Written and
directed on the air by Charles Martin. Thrill of the Week
^f * VZ 1£ "**' deSeWeS * »~«< ^d
THOMAS CARMAN was working unusually late in
his office. The president of a large western canning
company doesn't often make a speech before he
Prison Reform Society, and when he does probably ^
Pnson Reform Society doesn't expect him 0 a" ty\h n
Suddenly Eva screamed. The faint light of
the stars had gleamed on the steel blade
Tom held. Then she heard a choking gasp.
worth remembering. But Thomas Carman was a man
who preferred, when he did anything, to do it well or not
at all, so this afternoon he had ordered his secretary to
get in several books on the subject, a handful of current-
events magazines, and all the different newspapers she could
lay hands on. y
He'd already gone methodically through the books and
magazines making notes as he did so, and was now look-
fare 3 Pf 6rf- Heavy-set- stolid, with a pale wide
face and a neatly clipped white mustache, he was a picture
a he <??['• rejP^ctable ™d self-respecting business man
t?me S L ^ °Ver the sheet of newsprint. By this
time, he knew exactly what he was looking for; the report
ILLUSTRATED By
OREN R. WAGGENER
of a concrete case of prison brutality. Probably, he knew,
he wouldn't find it, but the papers sometimes Publl!,n.e(J
such things, and one would give his speech the added point
it needed.
Suddenly he leaned forward in interest. Judging from
the headline, here was the very thing.
"LIFER ACCUSES GUARDS OF BRUTALITY.
"DALLAS, Texas— A Texas ranch owner, serving a lire
term in the prison here,, today accused his guards ot mis-
treating and beating him. Doctors, visiting the man in
the prison hospital, said that he may die of his injuries.
"The prisoner, William C. Turner ..."
Thomas Carman's hand, where it held the paper, began
THE DRAMATIC BROAD-
CAST STORY OF A MAN
DOOMED TO DEATH FOR
THE MURDER OF SOME-
ONE WHO STILL LIVED
to shake; he read the line once more.
His lips .soundlessly formed the words,
"Bill Turner . . . Bill Turner . . ." over
and over again. It couldn't be the Bill
Turner he had known, so long ago!
Quickly he read the remainder of the
brief report, down to the last line of
all. Then, his eyes staring in horrified
amazement straight before him, he leaned
back in his chair, pressing his trembling
hand against his cheek, watching the
peace of his life for the last twenty-two
years crumble into chaos.
Because there it was, right there in
the paper:
"Turner was convicted in 1914 of the
murder of Thomas Carman, Texas
rancher."
fHEN they were growing up to-
. gether in that small Texas town,
Tom Carman used to call Bill Turner
"Fuzzy." It was a nickname that seemed
to fit, somehow. Small and inoffensive,
with a shock of silky straw-colored hair,
he was the sort of boy you'd give a faint-
ly derisive nickname to. Not that there
was ever any harm in Fuzzy Turner.
He just wasn't very bright.
For instance, he had a passion for grapes. Once, when
he was a kid, he'd been caught stealing some. He loved
to see them hanging in rich, fat clusters from their stems,
their smooth skins dusted with purple or green. As he
grew older he used to tell Tom that the grapes were full
of the earth's blood.
Well it was a harmless enough delusion, and Fuzzy grew
ud to be a good worker. He had a way with animals, he
understood them, and when Tom became a man married
a sirl from the North, and decided to go into the cattle
business, he asked Fuzzy to join him in the venture.
••We're startin' small," he told (Continued on page 93)
Betty Grable, above, besides being the
fiancee of Jackie Coogan, is one of ra-
dio's and the movies' stars of tomorrow.
You hear her on CBS' Saturday night Song
Time show, and soon you'll see her play-
ing a leading part in Paramount's "This
Way, Please." Born in St. Louis, she grew
up in Hollywood and was a child dancer.
To Rudy Vallee — a low bow for discover-
ing Tommy Riggs, above right. Tommy and
his two voices appear on Rudy's program
as himself and the mythical little girl,
Betty Lou. Tommy's no stranger to radio,
but it took Rudy to recognize his talent.
Born in Pittsburgh, he once played Uncle
Tom in the Uncle Tom and Betty programs.
Following in; Don Ameche's footsteps, Les
Tremayne, right, plays the romantic leads
in the weekly First Nighter programs. Les
was born in London, but has lived nearly
all his life on this side of the Atlantic.
Coming from a theatrical family, he's been
an actor, stage-hand, director, dancer,
singer and carnival barker. He's unmarried.
34
PERSONALITY
You remember Ben Alexander, left, as a
child star when the movies really were
in their infancy. He's twenty-six now,
and a radio commentator on his own pro-
gram Wednesday afternoon on NBC's Red
network. Recently he was in "Shall We
Dance?" with Fred Astaire. Bob Burns
and Lew Ayres are his two best friends.
Kitty Carlisle (left below) whose per-
sonality and voice adorn the Song Shop
on CBS Friday nights, got her first name
because there were fifteen Catherines
in her New Orleans school and somebody
was bound to be called Kitty. She was
brought up in Europe and has starred in
Broadway musical comedies and movies.
When the Broadway play in which she
had rehearsed for three weeks closed
after a run of four days, Frances Carlon
(below) decided the theater was no
place for her. Now she's the English
Eileen Moran in the Today's Children
serial, and glad to be on the air. She's
twenty-three and has been in the movies.
Guess what Gertrude
Berg is planning for
young Bobby Breen?
PRESIDENT Jack Oakie of Oakie-Dokey College has a
new examination on his schedule. Officials of Kingston,
Jamaica, British West Indies,
have selected him to act as remote
control judge of a "photographic EXTRA! EXTRA! SHOW
beauty contest."
BOAT LEAVES THE AIR—-
CTRICTLY temperance was the
launching of Jeanette MacDon-
ald's Open House series on CBS. Not READ ALL ABOUT IT!
a champagne bottle in sight. Jea-
nette's favorite food drink is chicken
broth made from a recipe given to her by Louis B. Mayer;
and for the afternoon rehearsal on the opening day of the
His bride knows why
Andy is making those
guest appearances.
show, she brought along a whole basketful of broth-filled
thermos bottles and treated herself and the rest of the
people on the program.
WONDER if Charlie McCarthy
ever gets lonely in the special
bedroom he occupies in Edgar Ber-
gen's Hollywood home? Oh sure,
the bedroom has its own clothes-
closet, too.
* * *
^ONT say we told you, but the
reason Victor Kolar isn't direct-
ing any of the Sunday-night symphony concerts for Ford
this year is that too many guest (Continued on page 86)
37
By DON BECKER
i
FICTIONIZED By
HOPE HALE
ILLUSTRATED BY
RAYMOND SISLEY
BEGIN THIS RADIO DRAMA OF
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO WIL-
LINGLY BECAME THE TOWN OUT-
CAST FOR A LOVE SHE'D LOST
Here's the heroine,
Mary, in The Life of
Mary Sothern, heard
on the CBS network
at 5:15 P.M., Mon-
day through Friday.
33
Editor's Note: When such radio-minded towns as
Cincinnati and Chicago vote a program the most
popular of all day-time broadcasts, it deserves more
than local audiences. The Life of Mary Sothern,
written and directed by Don Becker, is receiving that
recognition this fall after three years on WLW and
WGhl — on October 4th, it was introduced on the CBS
network sponsored by Lehn & Fink. For all who have
just begun to follow this program and for all who are
seeking a corking good yarn, here is the complete story
— in two parts.
MARY." The man behind the great carved
desk smiled. "You couldn't do that to me."
"To you?" The girl came to attention,
up out of the deep white chair. White silk outlined
her firmly modeled, vibrant figure. "Not
to you. Oh, Paul, no. I,t's just — I feel I have
to go— "
Searching for words to express this curious
driving force within her, Mary's thoughts
milled in her mind.
This was the great Paul Cranshaw. It was his word
that told vast millions what motion pictures they could
see. Yet she could call him Paul. She, Mary Sothern,
whose whole world had been against her three short years
ago, could sit across this man's desk and look at a contract
on which were typed six round figures for her next year's
work, and she could turn away again and never lift a
finger to the pen. What was the matter with her?
"All right," Cranshaw said quietly. "Go someplace.
Palm Springs. Caliente. Any place. Take a vacation.
Mary fell back
against the wall —
blood was stream-
ing from his hand.
Could she escape?
You'll feel different when you get a rest — "
The girl's head turned swiftly. A bar of
sunshine from the Venetian blind caught in
her hair, made a dazzling highlight in the
room. "Oh, no. No, Paul. That's not it. It's
not a vacation I need. All this — ■" Her hand,
smooth, strong, live, beckoned the dark wood panels, the
chromium, the mirrors, the pigskin and ebony, even the
sun outside on red and orange and yellow flowers, she caught
it all into the picture with a gesture that was art. "All
this has been vacation to me. I must go — home."
Cranshaw's voice seemed even quieter when he spoke.
"That would be a laugh to the people who worked with
you on 'Sandra Allen.' Calling it a vacation. But I think
I understand, Mary. I know what homesickness is. But
Mary — in your case, where is {Continued on page 54)
39
By DON BECKER
FICTIONIZED By
HOPE HALE
ILLUSTRATED BY
RAYMOND SISLEY
BEGIN THIS RADIO DRAMA OF
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO WIL-
LINGLY BECAME THE TOWN OUT-
CAST FOR A LOVE SHE'D LOST
LIFE OF
Here's the heroine,
Mary, in The Life of
Mary Sothern, heard
on the CBS network
at 5:15 P.M., Mon-
day through Friday.
Editors Note: When such radio-minded towns as
Cincinnati and Chicago vote a program the most
popular of all day-time broadcasts, it deserves more
than local audiences. The Life of Mary Sothern,
■written and directed by Don Becker, is receiving that
"cognition this fall after three years on WLW and
WGN-on October 4th, it was introduced on the CBS
network sponsored by Lehn &■ Fink. For all who have
lust begun to follow tins program and for all who are
seeking a corking good yarn, here is the complete story
—m two parts. y
arved
MARY. The man behind the great car.
desk smiled. "You couldn't do that to me.'
To you?" The girl came to attention,
up out of the deep white chair. White silk outlined
her firmly modeled, vibrant figure. "Not
to you. Oh, Paul, no. It's just— I feel I have
to go — "
Searching for words to express this curious
driving force within her, Mary's thoughts
milled in her mind. , . .
This was the great Paul Cranshaw. It was his word
that told vast millions what motion pictures they couiq
see. Yet she could call him Paul. She, Mary Sothern,
whose whole world had been against her three short years
ago. could sit across this man's desk and look at a contract
on which were typed six round figures for her next years
work, and she could turn away again and never litt a
linger to the pen. What was the matter with her?
II right," Cranshaw said quietly. "Go' somep ace.
Palm Springs. Caliente. Any place. Take a vacation.
Mary fell back
against the wall —
blood was stream-
ing from his hand.
Could she escape?
You'll feel different when you get a rest—"
The girl's head turned swiftly. A bar of
sunshine from the Venetian blind caught in
her hair, made a dazzling highlight in the
room. "Oh, no. No, Paul. That's not it. It's
not a vacation I need. All this—" Her hand,
smooth strong live, beckoned the dark wood panels, the
chromium, the mirrors, the pigskin and ebony, even the
sun outside on red and orange and yellow flowers, she caught
it all into the picture with a gesture that was art. All
this has been vacation to me. I must go— home
Cranshaw's voice seemed even quieter when he spoke^
"That would be a laugh to the people who worked with
you on 'Sandra Allen.' Calling it a vacation But I think
I understand, Mary. I know what homesickness is. But
Mary— in your case, where is (Continued on page ?4)
HIGHWAY TO
NO FRIENDLY crystal gazer appeared on the
scene during the winter of 1935 to tell heart-
heavy Alice Faye that in less than two years
she would be flying high in Hollywood, the toast of the
press and public as an important screen and radio star,
and the gloriously happy young bride of a handsome
and devoted lover.
It was just as well; she wouldn't have believed it.
She had had enough.
She "wasn't any good as an actress and never would
be," and she wanted her studio to tear up her contract.
And all men were false friends. Hadn't the one man
she'd admired above all others, upon whom she had
pinned her young girl hopes for romance, turned against
her just when she'd needed him most?
She wanted to run away and hide.
Curious studio workers whispered to one another about
that funny little Faye kid who kept so much to herself
on the set, sitting alone in the corner as far as possible
from the others in the cast. One told another, and the
rumor grew, that Alice's loneliness went farther than
studio walls. Someone was sure he had seen her sitting
alone in a moving picture theater a soaking wet hand-
kerchief pressed to her eyes.
Alice was worse than unhappy. She was not well, and
her doctors had warned her that she was working too
hard. An operation, perhaps, might help, a long rest . . .
a little fun.
Alice was too tired to care.
Tony Martin — young, laughing Tony — was the first
to .puncture a hole in the curtain of gloom which had
enveloped her. They were working in "Sing, Baby, Sing."
Tony was attracted by Alice's blue-gray Irish eyes, .and
refused to be rebuffed by her apparent indifference to
people and happenings around her.
He coaxed her into conversation, a word one day, a
sentence the next, — until Alice forgot her case against
Star of Chesterfield's Friday-night radio pro-
gram, leading lady in the new picture, "In Old
Chicago," and happy bride of Tony Martin [be-
low)— what more can life bring to Alice Faye?
'HAPPINE
the world and chattered back at him.
Tony didn't think the outlook was so black. Why
anybody as young and good-looking and so downright
desirable as Alice Faye should be singing the blues was
more than he could understand. She was crazy to think
the studio didn't want her. Weren't they assigning her
to one picture after another, and better parts all the
time? She didn't feel well? So probably she had a bad
tooth, or a pair of bad tonsils. Why didn't she check
in at a hospital for a day or two after the picture was
washed up, and have them yanked. A matter of a week,
maybe two.
Little by little, Tony won her over, laughed at her
troubles until they were laughable to her, too. She was
laughing when she packed a bag at her apartment the
night the picture was finished, said goodbye to her
mother and directed a cab driver to take her to the
Cedars of Lebanon hospital.
Tony had been right. It was a tooth which had been
causing all of Alice's physical trouble. There were a few
days of pain, and after that her convalescence was al-
most fun. Her room was full of flowers from her studio
friends; she did have friends, whether she knew it or
not. Tony — smart youngster — knew that just, flowers
wouldn't do for his own token,' so every day he sent
Alice ribbons to wear in her hair, each tied to a saucy-
little^cluster of violets or forget-me-nots. She couldn't
forget Tony.
Alice had time, during those weeks in the hospital,
to read some of her fan mail. She was surprised to find
that she had admirers, violent ones, in every corner
of the world. Alice couldn't believe it. People liked
her?
When Alice came home from the hospital, she was her
cheery former self again — her former self, but softened,
moulded into a finer person by the unhappiness which
had claimed her and which {Continued on page 77 fc
P A U L I N
By
E SWANSON
iO^
It?
OQ
By MRS.
MARGARET
SIMPSON
IT seems a little
early to make New
Year's resolutions,
but there is one I wish
you'd make ahead of time,
and that is the resolution to
distribute the preparation
your Christmas dinner over the
days preceding the important day it-
self. 1 know of no more sure-fire method
for achieving a spirit of "Peace on Earth,
Good Will to Men."
This idea of foresight and forehandedness is
advocated by the Mystery Chef, the noted
cooking authority you hear over the NBC Red
network at 11:45 a. m. Tuesdays and Thurs-
days. You have heard him, have tried his recipes an
how delicious they are. Now he is offering you his g
The Mystery Chef
tells you how.
for making this holi-
day celebration the
most successful you have
ever known.
"There is a great deal more
to the serving of meals than
the actual preparation and eat-
ing of food," the Mystery Chef told
"Every meal you serve should
provide spiritual as well as physical nour-
ishment. The pies that Mother used to make,
are remembered as much for the picture they
evoke of a happy home life as for their flavor.
"So, to assure yourself and your family a
happy, serene Christmas day, this year begin
your preparations in advance, thus leaving
d know yourself with a minimum of things to do at the last minute,
uidance By following this plan even a novice (Continued on page 82)
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6:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue
NBC-Red:
8:30
NBC-Blue
NBC-Red:
9:00
CBS: Sunday Morning at Aunt
Susan's
NBC-Blue: White Rabit
NBC-Red: Orchestra
9:55
CBS: Press Radio News
10:00
CBS. Church of the Air
NBC-Blue: Russian Melodies
NBC-Red: Radio Pulpit
10:30
CBS: String Ensemble
11:00
CBS: Texas Rangers
NBC: Press-radio News
1 1 :05
Alice Remsen, contralto
Ward and Muzzy, piano
Neighbor Nell
Bravest of the Brave
Southernaires
Hour Glass
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
11:15
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
11:30
CBS: Major Bowes Family
NBC-Blue: Green Bros. Orch.
11:45
.MBS- Football Talks
NBC-Red: Henry Busse Orch.
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
12:30 P. M.
CBS: Salt Lake City Tabernacle
NBC-Blue: Music Hall of the Air
NBC-Red: University of Chicago
Round Table Discussion
1:00
CBS: Church of the Air
NBC-Red: Dorothy Dreslin
1:30
CBS: Poets Gold
MBS: Ted Weems Orch.
NBC-Blue: Back Home
NBC-Red: Smoke Dreams
2:00
CBS: Dramas of the Bible
NBC-Blue: The Magic Key of RCA
NBC-Red: Sunday Drivers
2:30
CBS: Lloyd Pantages
NBC-Red: The Widow's Sons
3:00
CBS: N. Y. Philharmonic Orch.
NBC-Blue: On Broadway
NBC-Red: Radio News Reel
3:30
NBC- Red:
Bicycle Party
4:00
NBC-Blue: Sunday Vespers
NBC-Red: Romance Melodies
4:30
NBC-Blue: Fishface, Figgsbottle
NBC-Red: The World is Yours
4:45
NBC-Blue:
Modern Foods Show
5:00
CBS: Silver Theater
MBS: Singing Lady
NBC-Blue: Metropolitan Auditions
NBC-Red: Marion Talley
5:30
CBS: Guy Lombardo
MBS: The Shadow
NBC-Blue: Smilin' Ed McConnell
NBC-Red: Sheila Barrett
6:00
CBS: Joe Penner
MBS: George Jessel
NBC-Blue: Ernest Gill Orch.
NBC-Red: Catholic Hour
6:30
CBS: Romantic Rhythms
MBS: Tim and Irene
NBC-Blue- Ted Wallace Band
NBC-Red: A Tale of Today
7:00
CBS: Jeanette MacDonald
NBC-Blue: Music of the Masters
NBC-Red: Jack Benny
7:30
CBS: Phil
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
7:45
NBC -Red:
8:00
CBS: Columbia Workshop
NBC-Blue: General Motors Sym-
phony
NBC-Red: Don Ameche, Edgar Ber-
gen, W. C. Fields, Nelson Eddy
9:00
CHS: Ford Symphony
MBS Passing Parade
NBC-Blue: Tyrone Power
NBC-Red: Manhattan Merry - Go
Round
9:30
NBC-Blue: George Fischer
NBC-Red: American Album of
Familiar Music
Baker
Ozzie Nelson
Fireside Recitals
Interesting Neighbors.
9 "45
'NBC-Blue:
rene Rich
10:00
CBS: Hollywood Showcase
MBS: Commentator
NBC-Blue: Zenith Foundation
NBC-Red: Symphony Orch.
10:30
MBS: Good Will Hour
NBC-Blue: Cheerio
11:00
NBC-Blue: Judy and the Bunch
NBC-Red: Orchestra
11:30
Dance Music
SUNDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY By Jeanette MacDonald
You don't have to be narrow minded to follow the straight and narrow.
Highlights For Sunday, Oct. 24
W OU devotees of the Sunday-af ter-
■*■ noon Philharmonic concerts can lean
back in your easy-chairs with satisfied
sighs today. . . . Because the august
New York Philharmonic Association be-
gins a new — and a longer — season this
afternoon at its old time, 3:00 P.M.,
E.S.T. . . . For twenty-eight Sundays
CBS will bring you this great orchestral
music. . . . John Barbirolli, brilliant
young Englishman, conducts all but
four or five of the broadcast concerts.
. . . And Deems Taylor resumes his
post as commentator. . . . The same
Mr. Taylor who is the only man your
Almanac knows of who can make
chatter about music sound entertaining
as well as instructive. . . . Opposite the
Philharmonic, on NBC-Red from 3:00
to 3:30, is the premiere of a new
weekly show: The Radio News Reel,
conducted by Parks Johnson and Wal-
lace Butterworth. . . . Consists of in-
terviews with people who are promi-
nent, at the moment, in the headlines.
. . . Rosalind Russell and James Stew-
art are in the last instalment of their
four-instalment series, First Love, in
the S/7ver Theater, CBS at 5:00. . . .
The two big evening symphonic hours
go their dignified ways . . . General
Motors at 8:00 on NBC-Blue, with
Grace Moore, and the Ford Hour, CBS
at 9:00, with Lorre Lehmann. ... If
you like sopranos, you're in luck. . . .
The Singing Lady's play, MBS at 5:00,
is a dramatization of "The Sleeping
Beauty."
Grace Moore makes
one of several ap-
pearances on the Gen-
eral Motors concert.
Highlights For Sunday, Oct. 31
Blonde Erna Sack, fa-
vorite European so-
prano, stars on the
General Motors show
<2ENOR JOSE ITU RBI directs the
Ford Symphony for the last time
tonight at 9:00 o'clock. . . . His guest
star is Bidu Sayao, Brazilian soprano
who's being kept pretty busy these
days warbling for programs which want
dependable one-appearance warblers.
. . . The other symphony program,
General Motors, NBC-Blue at 8:00,
has scheduled a "Continental Opera
Night," starring Erna Sack and Joseph
Schmidt. . . . Miss Sack, a ravishing
blonde, is the only person except Jenny
Lind that's ever been able to hit C
above high C. ... If you don't think
that's hard to do, try it yourself some-
time . . . and watch the neighbors come
running with shotguns. . . . America's
hearing Miss Sack for the first time
this year, but she's one of Europe's
most adored sopranos. . . . After all that
classical music, there's still more of
the same for you to listen to if you
still want it. . . . Alexander Smallens
and an orchestra on NBC-Red at 10:00.
. . . This show replaces the late Sunday
Night Party. ... A very, very different
kind of music is that peddled by Benny
Goodman, who returns tonight to the
Pennsylvania Hotel in New York,
where he was such a socko success last
year. . . . Listen in to Benny, during
the months to come, via both CBS and
MBS. . . . The Singing Lady's play on
MBS this afternoon at 5:00 is "The
Magic Fishbone", written by Charles
Dickens, who'd probably be writing
for radio if he were alive today.
Highlights For Sunday, Nov. 7
^pHE day's guests: Grace Moore and
Joseph Schmidt on the General
Motors program, NBC-Blue at 8:00.
. . . Erno Rapee conducting as usual.
. . . And the sponsors have labeled
tonight's entertainment "Puccini
Night." . . . Violinist Jascha Heiletz
on the Ford program, 9:00 on CBS.
. . . Eugene Ormandy conducts his first
concert of the season on this program
tonight, too. . . . Will go on waving the
baton at the same time every week
until December 26. ... Ormandy is a
former moviehouse fiddler. . . . The
theater was Major Bowes' Capitol in
New York. . . . And Ormandy's age at
the time twenty-one. . . . The regular
Capitol conductor fell ill one day and
Ormandy, who'd never even touched a
baton in his life before, stepped in to
pinch-hit for him . . . conducted a
whole symphonic movement without a
score. . . . He's now one of the country's
foremost conductors . . . and not yet
in his forties. . . . Today's Singing
Lady show is "Martha" by Von Flotow.
. . . Hope you haven't been missing a
few newcomers to the Sunday airwaves.
. . . Lloyd Pantages, movie gossiper,
on CBS at 2:30. . . . Romantic Rhy-
thms, with Seymour Simon's orchestra,
Sally Nelson, Barry McKinley, and
Basil Ruysdale, CBS at 6:30. . . .
Interesting Neighbors, with Jerry
Belcher, NBC-Red at 7:45. . . . Cheerio,
NBC-Blue at 10:30. . . . The Zenith
Foundation, a fascinating science pro-
gram, on NBC-Blue at 10:00.
Tonight Eugene Or-
mandy takes over di-
rection of the Ford
Orchestra, CBS, 9:00.
Highlights For Sunday, Nov. 14 and 21
Swashbuckling Errol
Flynn is the hero of
■today's Silver Thea-
ter play, CBS, at 5:00.
November 14: With no little pride, the
Silver Theater this afternoon presents
Errol Flynn, starring in a half-hour
romantic drama. . . . Errol, besides
being one of the most spectacular and
interesting of Hollywood denizens, is
the husband of actress Lily Damita. . . .
As you ought to know, even if you
don't. . . . He has an incurable wander-
lust, likes to write, and last spring
broke into the headlines when he was
reported killed in Madrid. . . . What
was he doing in Madrid? . . . Just hav-
ing a look at the Spanish civil war. . . .
Denies rumors that he and other movie
star friends are collecting funds to aid
the Spanish government forces.
NOVEMBER 21: Did you know that
"Henry Hunter," whom you hear to-
night as Irene Rich's leading man . . .
NBC-Blue at 9:45 ... is none other
than Arthur Jacobson, one of Chicago's
busiest radio actors a year or so ago?
. . . You remember him as the leading
man in The Story of Mary Martin. . . .
He's under contract to Universal Pic-
tures now, and they're the ones who
changed his name. . . . Once more,
Grace Moore is on the General Motors
hour tonight, after a week's vacation.
. . . The Ford program has Betty
Jaynes, phenomenal young soprano. . . .
And the listening highlight of the month
comes this afternoon at 5:00, E.S.T. ,
on the CBS Silver Theater — lovely
Madeleine Carroll in a one-act original
radio play.
44
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A.M.
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: Island Serenaders
NBC-Red. Malcolm Claire
9:00
CBS: Metrooolitan Parade
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
NBC-Red: Fields and Hall
9:30
CBS: Jack Berch
9:40
NBC: Press Radio News
9:45
'CBS: Bachelor's Children
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
1 1:00
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
II :45
(T.S: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
MBS: Journal of Living
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
NBC-Red: Words and Music
I :30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
3:00
CBS: Col. Jack Major
NBC-Red' Pepper Young's Family
3-15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: Jennie Peabody
NBC-Blue: Let's Talk it Over
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Red: Dari-Dan
5:30
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5:45
CBS: Children's Corner
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press Radio News
6:35
CBS: Sports Resume
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
NBC-Red: Don Winslow of the Navy
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Time to Shine
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Song Time
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
8:00
CBS: Alemite Half Hour
NBC-Blue: Gen. Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Burns and Allen
8:30
CBS: Pick and Pat
MBS: Let's Visit
NBC-Blue: Vanity Fair
NBC-Red: Voice of Firestone
9:00
CBS: Lux Theater
NBC-Blue: Philadelphia Orch.
NBC-Red: McGee and Molly
9:30
NBC-Red: Hour of Charm
10:00
CBS: Wayne King
NBC-Blue: Warden Lawes
NBC-Red: Contented Program
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
MONDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY By WAYNE KING
Gain wealth by your interest in saving, not merely your interest from
savings.
Highlights For Monday, Oct. 25
'VT OUR Almanac listened to the new
variety show sponsored by Cam-
pana, Vanity Fair, on its first airing
and didn't like it much. . . . But maybe
by this time the loose ends have been
gathered up and it's making a better
showing. . . . Why not give it a try,
anyway? ... At 8:30 on NBC-Blue.
. . . Cal Tinney, its comedian and
master of ceremonies, is making his
network debut on this program, and as
soon as he gets used to the microphone
may turn into one of those comedians
radio is always hunting for. . . . His
full name is Calvin Lawrence Tinney.
. . . He got it because a ranch neighbor
of his mother's in Oklahoma, where he
was born, offered to provide the in-
fant's diapers if she could have the
privilege of naming him. . . . Mrs.
Tinney took her up on the offer and Cal
got both diapers and name. . . . Your
Almanac doesn't vouch for the truth
of this story. . . . That's just what Cal
says. . . . He made his first professional
appearance at the age of ten, carrying
a pitcher of water onto the stage for
William Jennings Bryan when the
Great Commoner was making a cam-
paign speech. . . . Growing up, he went
to the University of Oklahoma, but left
because university authorities dis-
covered he'd never graduated from high
school. . . . Worked in a newspaper
shop as printer's devil at eleven. . . .
Has done newspaper work ever since,
and now is famous as the Hog Editor
of the Oologah, Oklahoma, Oozings.
Cal Tinney, writer and
humorist, is star of
Campana's Vanity
Fair, on NBC tonight.
Highlights For Monday, Nov. 1
Eddie Cantor steps In
to run Burns and Al-
len's program on NBC
tonight at 8 o'clock.
(~* EORGE BURNS and Gracie Allen
^"-" are having a good time for them-
selves in New York, and their substi-
tute on the Grape Nuts program to-
night . . . NBC-Red at 8:00 ... is
Eddie Cantor. . . . George and Gracie
have lent their daffy presences to
Eddie's program in the past, and to-
night he's repaying the favor. ... In
spite of the fact that he's plenty busy
getting his own program ready for day
after tomorrow. . . . New to the CBS
network is Mary Margaret McBride, on
the air at noon today, Wednesday, and
Friday. . . . You may know her better
as Martha Deane, long an expert on
matters that interest 999 out of every
1000 housewives. . . . Her sponsors
will probably scalp your Almanac for
saying so, but she has the ability to
advertise a product without letting
you, the listener, know she's doing so.
. . . Martha Deane is an assumed
name. . . . Mary Margaret McBride is
her real one. . . . Under it she has
written articles for national magazines,
as well as several books. ... If you
live where you can tune in WOR,
WGN, or WLW, you'll want to listen
to Famous Jury Trials, at 10:00 to-
night. . . . Otherwise, you still have
plenty of good radio fare at that time
— Wayne King, Warden Lawes, and the
Contented Program . . . NBC-Blue has
a new five-a week daytime show called
Time for Thought — Monday through
Friday at the stroke of noon, Eastern
time.
Highlights For Monday, Nov. 8
t_J OME are the prodigals — George
LJ Burns and Gracie Allen, back to-
night at 8:00 from a swell vacation in
New York. . . . Gracie undoubtedly
collected a lot of silly ideas on her
travels. . . . She saw all the shows but
didn't understand any of them, and
tried to adopt a traffic cop. . . . Other-
wise the trip was uneventful. . . . After
the Burns and Allen hilarity, you can
listen to Pick and Pat, on CBS at
8:30. . . . And at 9:00, either to the
Lux Theater, the Philadelphia Orches-
tra playing classical music, or Fibber
McGee and Molly, depending on your
taste in entertainment. . . . You know
that Marion and Jim Jordan, who
play Molly and Fibber, also take most
of the other parts on the show.
. . . But Silly Watson and — whenever
he appears — Barrymel Lionmore are
played by Hugh Studebaker, who's a
Ridgeville, Indiana, boy. . . . Born
there May 31, 1900. . . . Once worked
as a news "butcher" on western rail-
ways. . . . Now he butchers the
language instead. . . . Did his first radio
work in 1928, and in 1930 was Ted
Malone's organist on his Between the
Bookends program. . . . Doesn't like
driving a car. . . . but wants some day
to retire and hunt buried treasure. . . .
Just hunt it, not necessarily find it. . . .
He's married. . . . Don Winslow of the
Navy, NBC-Red at 6:45, started out to
be a serial for kids. . . . Then the
sponsors found that grown-ups were
avid Winslow fans, too.
After a four-week va-
cation in New York,
Grade Allen and hus-
band George are back.
Highlights For Monday, Nov. 15 and 22
Once known as Jolly
Gillette, Eileen Bar-
ton sings and clowns
now on Vanity Fair.
■pROBLEM for the housewife who
"*" wants to keep up on the news and
still get her morning housework done;
should she listen to NBC'S new program,
Women and News, which comes on the
Red network at the inconvenient time
of 9:00 this morning and every morning
except Saturday and Sunday? . . . Or
forget the news and wash the breakfast
dishes? . . . It's a problem she'll have
to solve for herself. . . . Your Almanac
won't even try. . . . Women and News
is worth listening to, though, if you
haven't anything more pressing on
hand. . . . Later on, you'll want to
hear today's instalment of Carol Ken-
nedy's Romance, the Heinz Magazine
fiction serial, at 11:15 on CBS. . . .
Whether or not you'll also want to
hear Tony Wons, at 10:30 on the same
network, is entirely up to your own
individual taste. . . . Your Almanac
knows people who would.
NOVEMBER 22: Eileen Jolly Barton,
heard singing and bandying wise-
cracks with Cal Tinney tonight on the
Vanity Fair show, NBC-Blue at 8:30
... is the former Jolly Gillette, in
case you didn't know. . . . While she
was Jolly Gillette, The Sponsor's
Daughter, on the recent Community
Sing, her real identity was carefully,
guarded. . . . Lots of people thought
she really was Mr. Gillette's daughter
. . . As you can see for yourself now,
they were quite wrong. . . . Eileen
Barton is her real name, and no kid-
ding.
45
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A'. M.
NBC-Bed: Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: Dick Leibert
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
9:00.
CBS: Dear Columbia
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
NBC-Red: Fields and Hall
9:30
CBS: Richard Maxwell
MBS: Journal of Living
9:45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marl in
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15.
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Emily Post
NBC-Blue: Peoner Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just "Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
11:00
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
II :30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: Hi Boys
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Mystery Chef
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Time fcr Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC -Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
NBC-Red: The Wise Man
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
CBS: Theater Matinee
NBC-Blue: Airbreaks
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: Concert Hall
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3 "45
'NBC-Blue: Have You Heard
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:45
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Peggy Wood
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
5:30
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5:45
CBS: Dear Teacher
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press- Radio News
6:35
CBS: Sports Resume
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Song Time
NBC-Red: Vocal Varieties
7:30
CBS: Helen Henken
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
8:00
CBS: Lever Bros. Program
NBC-Blue: Husband and Wives
NBC-Red: Johnny Presents
8:30
CBS: A I J olson
NBC-Blue: Edgar A. Guest
NBC-Red: Wayne King
9:00
CBS: Al Pearcc
NBC-Red: Vox Pop — Parks Johnson
9:30
CBS: Jack Oakie
NBC-Blue: Good Times Society
NBC-Red: Lanny Ross
10:00
NBC-Blue: Gen. Hugh S. Johnson
10:30
NBC-Blue: Past Masters
NBC-Ued: Jimmie F idler
TUESDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY
By JACK OAKIE
Nobody ever tries to pet es porcupine.
Highlights For Tuesday, Oct. 26
OTARTING its second month to-
^ night, Jack Oakie's show ought to
be settling down to be a worthy con-
tender for Tuesday-night listening
honors. . . . And contend is what your
Almanac means, because the Packard
Mardi Gras, with Lanny Ross, Charlie
Butterworth, Florence George, Jane
Rhodes and guest stars is on NBC-Red
at 9:30, the same time Oakie's on
CBS. . . . We can't be bothered with
the whims of sponsors who insist on
putting two good shows on the air at
the same time. ... If you choose to
listen to the Camel show, you'll hear,
besides Jack, one of Hollywood's
veterans. . . . Raymond Hatton, . . .
He was actually one of the old Key-
stone Kops. . . . By 1919 he was a
prominent character actor in the films.
. . . His two-hundred foot fall down a
cliff in an early version of "The Girl of
the Golden West" (which is soon to be
made again, with frills and sound, by
Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald)
was one of the movies' first big thrills.
. . . He and Jack are old friends, in
spite of any insults they may toss at
each other on the program. . . . Later
on in the month, your Almanac will
tell you something about Stuart Erwin,
also on the Camel show. . . . But now
there's just room enough to remind you
that General Hugh S. Johnson is on
the air tonight at 10:00 on NBC-Blue
with some opinions that may make you
want to argue but "won't make you want
to yawn.
Movie veteran Ray-
mond Hatton has a
new career in Jack
Oakie's radio show.
Highlights For Tuesday, Nov. 2
Martin Gabel plays
Dr. John Wayne in
CBS' Big Sister seri-
al at II :30 today.
CO you're worried about etiquette?
... Then listen to Emily Post, the
national authority on both good man-
ners and bad, at 10:30 this morning
and Thursday morning. . . . She's
sponsored by the Florida Citrus fruit
growers, and with those sponsors cer-
tainly ought to be able to tell us how
to eat a grapefruit without getting the
juice in our neighbor's eyes. . . . Mrs.
Post is sixty-four years old, and lives
in swanky Tuxedo Park, N. Y. . . .
Started her career just after the turn
of the century writing novels of Euro-
pean and American society. . . .
They're all forgotten today. . . . Not
until she wrote "Etiquette" did she be-
come famous. . . . She's the mother of
two sons. ... At 11:30, also on CBS, a
s For Tuesday, Nov. 9
lot of you wil be listening to Big Sister,
which stars Alice Frost and Martin Ga-
bel, ... in the roles of Ruth Evans and
Dr. John Wayne. . . . Dr. John's ap-
parently hopelessly in love with Ruth
. . . but you just know it's going to
turn out all right eventually. . . . Away
from the mike, Alice and Martin are
best friends, but not sweethearts. . . .
In fact, Alice is married — to someone
else. . . . She is also responsible for
Martin's radio career. . . . Happened
to see him in a play produced by his
dramatic school, and was so impressed
by his ability that she- talked her radio
bosses into hiring him for the program
she was on at the time. . . . Martin,
who had planned to be a stage actor,
has been busy on the air ever since.
TpHE Gold Medal Hour, with Betty
and Bob, Joe Emerson's Hymns,
Arnold Grimm's Daughter, Betty
Crocker, and Hollywood in Person, is
required listening for thousands of
people from 1:00 to 2:00 P. M. . . .
And no wonder, because it offers some-
thing for almost every taste. . . . Ar-
nold Grimm's Daughter, which was
added to the show a few months ago,
has Margarette (yes, that's the right
way to spell it) Shanna in the title
role — that of Constance Grimm. . . .
She's been in radio only a year and a
half . . . has also been heard in Girl
Alone and Dan Harding's Wife. . . .
Is the sister of Sydney Smith, well
known New York stage and radio ac-
tor. ... A graduate of the University
of Iowa. . . Speaks French fluently.
. . . Always wears an Indian ring when
she broadcasts, just for good luck. . . .
Her graduation gift, two years ago,
from brother Sydney was a free trip
to visit him in New York and long
hours of painstaking personal coach-
ing in voice training and microphone
technique. ... It was probably his
training that brought her early success
on the air. . . . She's unmarried, and
a member of Kappa Kappa Gamma
sorority. . . . Don't forget your quota
of movie gossip at 10:30 tonight from
Jimmie Fidler . . . who, by the way, has
signed a contract to appear in five mo-
vies at a very fancy figure. . . . These
columnists all turn actor sooner or
later, it seems.
Margarette Shanna is
the pretty leading
lady on CBS' Arnold
Grimm's Daughter.
Highlights For Tuesday, Nov. 16 and 23
Stuart Erwin is one
of the gang that is
libelling education
in Oakie's College.
liyrOVEMBER 16: It's only on Tues-
*■" days you can hear these shows:
Dear Columbia, on CBS at 9:00 A. M.
. . . Airbreaks, on NBC-Blue at 3:00
P. M. . . . Helen Menken, on CBS at
7:30. . . Husbands and Wives on NBC-
Blue at 8:00. ... Al Jolson & Co. on CBS
and Edgar Guest on NCB-Blue at 8:30.
. . . Parks Johnson's Vox Pop on NBC-
Red at 9:00. . . . Jack Oakie on CBS,
Good Times Society on NBC-Blue,
and the Packard Mardi Gras on NBC-
Red at 9:30. . . . which ought to be
enough to make you be satisfied to
stay at home on Tuesday nights. . . .
At 8:00, just before Al Jolson, Lever
Bros, have a new show on CBS. . . .
but when your Almanac went to press
nobody knew what it would be. ... A
Mickey Mouse show produced by Walt
Disney was one candidate. . . . But the
plans fell through. ... A mystery
drama co-starring Myrna Loy and Bill
Powell was another . . . but alas it
— in all likelihood — fell through too.
November 23: Stuart Erwin, who's
heard tonight on Jack Oakie's program,
is something like a younger and
plumper Will Rogers. . . . He's married
to June Collyer, once a movie actress
and still one of the most beautiful of
Hollywood's many beautiful women.
. . . They have a five-year old son,
Stuart Jr., who will never be a movie
actor, Stu says, because he's afraid
of cameras. . . . Stu's a Californian.
. . . Was born fifty miles from Fresno,
in that state.
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AH time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Bed: Good morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: Island Serenaders
NBC-Bed: Malcolm Claire
9:00
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Ked: Women and News
9*15
'NBC-Bed: Fields and Hall
9:30
CBS: Jack Berch
9:45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemina
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Bed: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Bed: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Bed: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Bed: Today's Children
11:00
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Bed: David Harum
11:15
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Bed: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Bed: How to Be Charming
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Ked: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
MBS: Journal of Living
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Ked: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Bed: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Betty Crocker
NBC-Bed: Words and Music
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Bed: Dan Harding's Wife
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
NBC-Ked: Women's Clubs
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
CBS: Manhattan Matinee
NBC-Ked: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: Jennie Peabody
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3*45
'NBC-Red: The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Curtis Music Inst.
NBC-Blue: Carson Robison
NBC-Bed: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
KBC-Red: Dari-Dan
5:30
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 :45
CBS: Children's Corner
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press-Radio News
6:35
CBS: Sports Resume
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Bed: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Hobby Lobby
NBC-Bed: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
8:00
CBS: Cavalcade of America
NBC-Blue: Eddie Duchin
NBC-Red: One Man's Family
8:30
CBS: Eddie Cantor
MBS: Ed Fitzgerald
NBC-Blue: Sidney Skolsky
NBC-Red: Wayne King
9:00
CBS: Andre Kostelanetz
NBC-Red. Town Hall Tonight
10:00
CBS: Gang Busters. Phillips Lord
NBC-Blue: Gen Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Your Hit Parade
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
12:30
NBC-Ked: Lights Out
WEDNESDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY By UNCLE EZRA
Put all your eggs in one basket if you must — but keep your eye on the
basket.
Highlights For Wednesday, Oct. 27
TT'S Navy Day, and the networks are
planning special events to do honor
to the Gobs. ... If you're not careful,
you're almost certain to tune in some
politicians' speeches about the Navy.
. . . Because there's nothing like a
Navy Day or an Army Day to get a
politician wound up. . . . Tonight,
Andre Kostelanetz has Albert Spalding,
famous American violinist, on his CBS
program at 9:00 o'clock. ... If you
like your music in "digest" form, this
is the program for you. . . . Kosty has
decided that most overtures and sym-
phonies consist of sixty per cent mu-
sicians' music. . . . Music that doesn't
interest the average listener. ... So
he takes a ten-minute piece of music
and boils it down until it only lasts
four. . . . All right if you like that sort
of thing. . . . Albert Spalding, who is
a member of the famous Spalding
sporting-goods family, is considered to
be America's greatest native-born vio-
linist. . . . Didn't have to study violin
to make his living, either, his family
being what it is. . . . Served in the
War. ... Is tall, handsome in a rug-
ged sort of way, and soft-spoken. . . .
Has never been known to indulge in
temperament. . . . CBS also has one
of radio's unique programs. . . . 7:15
tonight and every Wednesday. . . .
Called Hobby Lobby, it presents people
with curious, unusual, or productive
hobbies. . . . Hudson Motors is the
sponsor, and Dave Elman is the master
of hobbies.
Albert Spalding, vio-
linist, is guest art-
ist tonight on Andre
Kostelanetz' CBS show.
Highlights For Wednesday, Nov. 3
Lucrezia Bori returns
to radio for a guest
appearance tonight on
the Kostelanetz show.
ANE of the great ladies of music is
^-^ coming to your house tonight —
Lucrezia Bori, who invariably packed
the Metropolitan Opera House until
her retirement from the stage a couple
of years ago. . . . She's making one of
her few appearances tonight. . . . On
the Chesterfield show at 9:00 on CBS.
. . . Began singing when she was four.
. . . And made her debut when she
was six, singing a difficult aria. . . .
Was born in Valencia, the child of an
old, noble Spanish family. . . . After
she had achieved world-wide fame, un-
derwent a throat operation which
robbed her of her voice and forced her
into retirement. . . . Suddenly, with-
out explanation, her voice returned,
fuller and richer than ever, carrying
her on to new heights which she re-
nounced at their peak by her sudden
retirement. . . . Mark Warnow, who
has conducted more broadcasts of the
Your Hit Parade program than any
other band-leader, has his last broad-
cast on the show on NBC tonight. . . .
Red, at 10:00. . . . Leo Reisman will
take his place next Wednesday. . . .
But you can bet that Mark isn't off
the Hit Parade for good, . . . The
sponsor likes to change band-leaders
every few weeks, and why not? . . .
It all makes for variety, and variety's
the spice of radio, as well as life. . . .
Haven't been missing the Jennie Pea-
body dramatic show, on CBS at 3:30
this and every Monday, Wednesday
and Friday afternoon, have you?
Highlights For Wednesday Nov. 10
''TONIGHT'S scheduled to be the last
■*■ broadcast for Walter O'Keefe on
Town Hall Tonight. . . . Pappy
O'Keefe has carried on manfully all
through the summer and fall for
Pappy Allen . . . who, his sponsors
hope, will be back on the air next week
at this time. . . . Bidu Sayao, Brazil-
ian soprano, is the guest artist on Kos-
telanetz* program, CBS at nine. . . .
She's the first South American singer
ever to be engaged by the Metropolitan
Opera . . . where she made her debut
last season. . . . Leo Reisman conies
direct from the smart Waldorf Astoria
Roof tonight to conduct the Hit Parade
orchestra . . . NBC-Red at 10:00, as if
you didn't know already. . . . The
Cavalcade of America — just as a re-
minder— has returned to its winter
schedule, dramatizing memorable chap-
ters in American history instead of be-
ing straight music. . . . Its time is
8:00, CBS. . . . And don't forget Eddie
Duchin's sponsored program, NBC-
Blue, from 5:00 to 8:30 tonight and
every Wednesday. . . . Elizabeth Ar-
den is the sponsor. . . . And Eddie's
fingers are as nimble as ever. . . .
Adults who never listen to the Ameri-
can School of the Air, on CBS at 2:30
five afternoons a week, including this
one, might be surprised if they'd try
it some time. . . . There's a lot of en-
entertaining information on that pro-
gram . . . even if it is primarily for
the youngsters. . . . Listen and see if
your Almanac isn't right.
Brazillian soprano Bi-
du Sayao is the high
light of tonight's An-
dre Kostelanetz show.
Highlights For Wednesday, Nov. 17
Jascha Heifetz brings
his violin to brighten
the CBS airwaves to-
night at 9 o'clock.
VOUR Almanac wouldn't swear to it,
"*■ but Fred Allen's supposed to return
to the air tonight — for his old sponsors
and at his old time, NBC-Red, 9:00
o'clock. . . . The reason we won't
swear to it is that Fred didn't want to
start his series with a broadcast from
Hollywood. . . . Hoped he could wait
until he'd finished his work in the pic-
ture, "Sally, Irene and Mary" before
going back on the air. ... If he
broadcasts tonight, from Hollywood,
you'll know that he lost the argument.
.... Did you know that Portland is
to be in "Sally, Irene and Mary" too?
. . . Her first movie job. . . . Complet-
ing this page's quartet of guest stars on
the Kostelanetz program is Jascha Hei-
fetz, violinist. . . . Heifetz was a child
prodigy . . . like Yehudi Menuhin. . . .
Made his debut with a symphony or-
chestra at the age of five. ... Is only
thirty-six years old now. . . . His wife
is lovely Florence Vidor, whom you'll
remember as a star of the silent pic-
tures. . . . They live in Hollywood, ex-
cept for Heifetz' frequent tours. . . .
Deems Taylor, who is the musical com-
mentator on the Kostelanetz show, is
kept pretty busy with his radio duties
these days. . . . Small, bespectacled,
quiet, he's a man who is a good com-
mentator, a good composer, and a good
writer. ... At 8:30 tonight you'll have
to choose between Eddie Cantor on
CBS, Sidney Skolsky on NBC-Blue
and Wayne King's orchestra on NBC-
Red. _
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Bed: Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: Dick Leibert
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
9:00
CBS: Greenfield Villaae Chapel
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9*15
'NBC-Red: Fields and Hall
9:30
MBS: Journal of Living
9 :45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Emily Post
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC -Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
11:00
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
II :45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward Mac Hugh
NBC-Red: Mystery Chef
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS- Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
NBC-Red: Words and Music
I :30 , „
CBS: Arnold Grimm s Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
1 :45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2:45 . r- ■ ,
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00 .. .
CBS: Theater Matinee
NBC-Blue: NBC Light Opera
NBC-Red, Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30 , „ .
NBC -Red: Vic and Sade
3 '4 5
'NBC-Red: The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC -Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4' 1 5
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:30 .. ,.
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:45
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Peggy Wood
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
5:30
CBS: Exploring Space
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 :45
CBS: Dear Teacher
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
CBS: Eddie Dooley
NBC: Press-Radio News
6:45
CBS: George Hall's Orch.
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Bed: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Song Time
NBC-Red: Vocal Varieties
7:30
CBS: We, The People
CBS-Blue Lum and Abner
7:45
NBC-Blue: Kidoodlers
8:00
CBS: Kate Smith
NBC-Blue: Gen Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Rudy Vallee
9:00
CBS: Major Bowes Amateurs
NBC-Blue: March of Time
NBC-Red: Maxwell House Show
9:30
NBC-Blue: Green Bros. Orch.
10:00
JIBS: Witch's Tale
NBC-Blue: NBC Night Club
NBC -Red: Kraft Music Hall
10:30
CBS: Victor Bay's Orchestra
NBC-Blue: Piccadilly Music Hall
11:05
CBS: Dance Music
NBC-Blue: Dance Music
NBC-Red: John B. Kennedy
THURSDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY
By BING CROSBY
The nearest thing to a good neighbor is a grateful friend.
Highlights For Thursday, Oct. 28
"\ X7"HEN nine o'clock comes around
V * this evening, the old Show Boat
will make her last trip. . . . After two
hundred and sixty-five consecutive per-
formances, Show Boat is going off the
air ... to be replaced next Thursday
by a great new show . . . which your
Almanac will tell you about in due
time. . . . They tried hard to keep
the Show Boat in service. . . . Even
took her out to the West Coast and
brought back the man who first piloted
her to fame, Charlie Winninger. . . .
But the old glamor just wasn't there.
. . . New guest stars, new writers, new
comedians . . . the old Show Boat still
wasn't what she used to be. ... So to-
night, down she goes, with flags still
flying and bands playing. . . . They say
she is being "temporarily retired". . . .
But your Almanac is betting that the
Show Boat will never ride the radio
waves again. . . . Now, before we get
to weeping into our Maxwell House
Coffee, let's talk about Patricia Dunlap,
who plays Janet Dexter in Bachelor's
Children, which you hear Monday
through Friday at 9:45 A. M. . . . She
was born in Bloomington, 111., and
learned about acting in Chicago. . . .
Paid her way through dramatic school
by working in an office . . . studies
French in her spare time . . . and rol-
ler-skates whenever she can with Mar-
jorie Hannan, who plays the other Dex-
ter twin in the Bachelor's Children
serial. . . . Knits her own sweaters . . .
that is, some of them.
Brunette Patricia Dun-
lap plays Janet Dex-
ter in the Bachelor's
Children show on CBS.
Highlights For Thursday, Nov. 4
Myrna Loy, unless she
has another radio job
by now, is one of the
stars on M-G-M show.
/"pHE only sensible thing for you to
-"- tune in this evening between 9:00
and 10:00 o'clock, E. S. T., is your
nearest NBC-Red station . . . because
that Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer show is
making its debut then, sponsored by
Maxwell House coffee. . . . Your Al-
manac can't remember when a program
has sent so many advance rumors and
speculations winging ahead of it. . . .
For about a year now M-G-M has had
this program, ready for a sponsor. . . .
A couple of times it seemed as if the
deal were about closed. . . . Even
Henry Ford was interested in it at one
time. . . . You'll hear every M-G-M
contract player, director, writer or
what-not who hasn't another radio
job with a different sponsor. . . . Even
a longtime holdout like Greta Garbo
may step to the mike. . . . Previews of
forthcoming M-G-M shows are to be
broadcast. . . . You'll listen to the
actual making of a picture. . . . At
least, so they say, but your Almanac
doubts it. because making a picture is
serious business and nobody wants a
microphone hanging around. . . . It's
the kind of a program that can be
either very very good or simply awfully
dull, depending on how much imagina-
tion the producers have. . . . But it
ought to be good, since the reported
talent cost is a little matter of $20,000
a week. , . . And the presence of stars
like Myrna Loy, at the left, certainly
ought to insure an hour of superfine
listening.
Highlights For Thursday, Nov. 11
A RMISTICE DAY. . . . And your
-^■"^ Almanac only wishes that some
of the European war-lords who are mad
at their neighbors just now could be
forced to look at moving-pictures of the
delirious happiness exhibited on that
first Armistice Day, nineteen years ago.
... It might jog their short memories
into a realization of what they're going
to let millions of people in for if they
don't behave themselves. . . . CBS has
scheduled for broadcast today a special
Armistice Day program called The
Family of Nations. . . . Does your
family fight that much? . . . Bulletin
on Paul Whiteman: He's at the Drake
Hotel in Chicago, after a successful sea-
son at the Texas Centennial. . . . You
can hear him on his coast-to-coast MBS
program, late at night. . . . He'll be
at the Drake for another three weeks,
and maybe longer. . . . Those commer-
cial program rumors about Oom Paul
haven't come to a head yet. ... In
fact, they've sort of died down. . . . Do
you know that the grand old lady of
the screen is on the air? . . . None
other than May Robson. . . . She can
be heard on a selected group of sta-
tions in a recorded serial drama called
Lady of Millions, Mondays through
Fridays, sponsored by Bauer and
Black . . . These are the stations you
can hear her on : WGN WTAM
KRLD KOA WHO WWJ WIRE
WDAF KLRA KNX WCCO WKY
WOW WCAE KGW KMOX KGO
KOMO KWKH KHQ KVOO KPRC.
May Robson is on the
air in a five-times-
a week dramatic ser-
ial, Lady of Millions.
Highlights For Thursday, Nov. 18
Ken Griffin is Lar-
ry Noble in Backstage
Wife, the serial at
I 1:15 today, NBC-Red.
OEEMS as if there's no end to the
**^ things radio can do for you. . . . Now
comes a program, on CBS at 5:30 this
afternoon, called Exploring Space. . . .
All you have to do is sit back in your
easy-chair and let radio whisk you
away to Mars Venus, the moon, and
even Betelgeuse ... all in fifteen min-
utes. . . . After that, to catch your
breath, you can listen to Tom Mix on
NBC-Blue or Little Orphan Annie on
the Red; and to Eddie Dooley and his
football reports and predictions, on
CBS at 6:30. . . . Don't forget that
the March of Time has marched back-
wards . . . instead of listening to it at
10:30 you hear it at 9:00 tonight, and
on a different network, NBC-Blue. . . .
Which is very inconsiderate of the pro-
gram makers, because Major Bowes
and the M-G-M show for Maxwell
House are on at the same time. . . . At
11:15 this morning you'll be listening
to Backstage Wife over the Red net-
work of NBC. . . . Ken Griffin, who
plays Larry Noble in this long-run se-
rial, landed in Chicago three years ago
with one dollar in his pocket. . . . He
didn't know he was an actor, but he got
a job as one in the Century of Progress
Exposition. . . A radio audition and
network success came later. . . . Ken
and Blair Walliser, Backstage Wife's
director, own one of the Great Lakes*
finest racing sloops, Revenge, and Ken
does all vhe painting and deck-scraping
on it himself. . . . Says the boat is
his only extravagance.
48
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A.M.
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: Island Serenaders
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
9:00-
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:30
CBS: Jack Berch
9:45
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
CBS: Bachelor's Children
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marl in
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
11:00
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
II :30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
MBS: Journal of Living
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Betty Crocker
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
NBC: Music Appreciation
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: Jennie Peabody
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Red: Dari-Dan
5:30
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5:45
CBS: Children's Corner
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
. .Press- Radio News
6:35
CBS: Sports Resume
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
NBC-Blue: Dr. Karl Reiland
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
NBC-Red: Bughouse Rhythm
8:00
CBS: Hammerstein Music Hall
MBS: Mary Jane Walsh
NBC-Blue: Grand Central Station
NBC-Red: Cities Service Concert
8:30
CBS: Hal Kemp's Orch.
NBC-Blue: Death Valley Days
9:00
CBS: Hollywood Hotel
NBC-Blue: Varsity Show
NBC-Red: Waltz Time
9:30
NBC-Red: True Story Court
10:00
CBS: Song Shop
NBC-Blue: Tommy Dorsey Orch.
NBC-Red: First Nighter
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
NBC-Blue: Fortune Stories
NBC-Red: Jimmie Fid;er
10:45
NBC-Red: Dorothy Thompson
FRIDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY
By JERRY COOPER
Laughter is the rain that makes friendships grow.
Highlights For Friday, Oct. 22
TWT OST of the big name orchestras
have settled down into their fall
and winter hotel ballrooms, but here's
a new one for tonight — Don Bestor go-
ing into the Normandie Ballroom in
Boston. . . You'll listen to Don over
the Yankee network and NBC. . . . To-
night's Varsity Show, on NBC-Blue at
9:00, is coming from the University of
Virginia, so get your southern accents
out and brush them off for ready refer-
ence. ... In the rush of easy, thought-
less entertainment that radio offers
you, don't neglect a person like Dorothy
Thompson, on NBC-Red tonight at
10:45. . . . Miss Thompson is prob-
ably this country's greatest woman re-
porter and authority on world affairs
. . . and incidentally the wife of Sin-
clair "Main Street" Lewis. . . . You
can't think about that bridge hand you
held this afternoon while you're listen-
ing to Miss Thompson ... if you aren't
prepared to give her all your attention
you'd better tune in a good dance or-
chestra. . . But if you are, you'll find
out what makes people like Hitler,
Stalin, Sir Anthony Eden, and even
the undersecretary of foreign affairs of
Bulgaria tick. . . . Because Miss
Thompson knows them all, from the
highest to the lowest. . . She discusses
world events from the angle of the per-
sonalities involved in them. . . . She
has interviewed Hitler so successfully
that if she tried to get into Germany
now the boys at the frontier wouldn't
let her in.
Keen-minded Dorothy
Thompson tells you
about world personal-
ities tonight on NBC.
Highlights For Friday, Oct. 29
"^P*
Mary Jane Walsh is
star of the new pro-
gram which bows in
tonight at 8 on MBS.
A LATE arrival in the fall and win-
ter radio season is Barbasol's
coast-to-coast show, tonight on MBS
at 8:00, E. S. T. Mary Jane Walsh, a
beautiful young lady who hasn't had
much to do with radio until now, is
the featured singer. . . . Mary Jane
has a high reputation in New York's
night club belt as a distinctive singer
of hot songs, but her radio experience
has been confined to doing the vocal
refrains for Paul Ash, Ben Bernie, Shep
Fields and others. . . . She's a Daven-
port, Iowa, girl . . . went to Trinity
College in Washington, D. C. . . . sang
in the choir there . . . had to leave col-
lege because the depression spoiled her
father's business . . . went to Chicago
and supported herself by working as a
clothes model while she took lessons
in singing, diction, and dramatics . . .
because all the time she intended to be
a singer . . . Tonight's Varsity Show,
NBC-Blue at 9:00, is from Fordham
University, in New York City. . . .
Have you been missing Bughouse
Rhythm, NBC-Red at 7:45 tonight?
... If you like a wacky program, this
is your dish. . . . But believe it or not,
it's good music too ... of the swing
variety. . . . Friday highlights: Cities
Service Concert, with Lucille Manners,
at 8:00 on NBC-Red. . . . Hal Kemp
and Alice Faye on CBS at 8:30. . . .
Hollywood Hotel on CBS at 9:00. . . .
The True Story Court on NBC-Red at
9:30. . . . Jimmie Fidler on the same
network at 10:30.
Highlights For Friday, Nov. 5
TN case you didn't know it, little
Alice Cornett, who sings on the Song
Shop tonight at 10:00 on CBS, is the
surprise starlet of the fall radio season.
.... A Florida girl, she came to New
York cold, upon the urging of her girl-
hood friend, Frances Langford. . . .
She had a letter to Donald Novis, and
he got her a job singing at the Lexing-
ton Hotel during the fifteen minutes
every evening that the regular band
went off duty for a smoke. . . . He
also took her to an amateur contest on
a local station . . . which she won with-
out realizing she was even in a con-
test. . . . Then she auditioned for the
Coca-Cola people, and was hired at
once ... a completely unknown singer
. . . and given a year's contract. . . .
She's in her very early twenties. . . .
speaks with a strong Southern accent
. . calls all her friends "Honey" . . .
is very excited over her sudden success.
. . . The Pepperel Company has a new
network program, starting tonight at
7:15 on NBC-Blue ... Dr. Karl Reil-
and is the star. . . . Former rector of
St. George's Church, in downtown Man-
hattan, Dr. Reiland comes to radio be-
cause the president of the company
that sponsors him admired his work in
the St. George Parish. . . . Predictions
are that Dr. Reiland will give you some-
thing new in the way of listening. . . .
That he is inspiring, human, humorous,
and very very good. . . . Grand Cen-
tral Station is on now tonight instead
of Tuesday — 8:00 on NBC-Blue.
Southern-born Alice
Cornett of CBS' Song
Shop tonight is this
season's surprise star.
Highlights For Friday, Nov. 12 and 19
Tiny and red-haired,
Lois Bennett co-stars
with Frank Munn over
NBC in Waltz Time.
November 12: Just because Holly-
wood Hotel is on at the same time,
there's another program that maybe
hasn't been getting its share of atten-
tion from you . . . Waltz Time, on
NBC-Red from 9:00 to 9:30. . . . With
Frank Munn, Lois Bennett, and Abe
Lyman's orchestra, it's a half-hour of
pleasant, smooth music, with the mini-
mum amount of talk. . . . And one
nice thing about it, from a lazy man's
point of view, is that you can just
leave the dial tuned to the same sta-
tion at the end of the thirty minutes,
and go on listening ... to the True
Story Court of Human Relations. . . .
Incidentally, Martin Gabel, the Dr.
John Wayne of Big Sister . . . your
Almanac told you about him on No-
vember 2 . . . often takes leading roles
in the True Story dramas. . . .
November 19: Speaking of Waltz
Time ... as we were last week . . .
Lois Bennett, the little red-headed
singing star of these broadcasts ... is
in private life Mrs. Louis J. Chatten,
of Stamford, Conn. . . . Was born in
Houston, Texas. . . . Sang in the choir
of the Episcopal Church in Oklahoma
City, where she was brought up. . . .
Chief interest away from the mike is
the legitimate theater. . . . Loathes
most desserts. . . . Was once picked by
Carrie Jacobs Bond to go on a special
concert tour singing nothing but Car-
rie Jacobs Bond songs. . . . Won New
York fame singing leading roles in
Gilbert and Sullivan operetta.
49
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue: Island Serenaders
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: Dick Leibert
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
9:00
CBS: Roy Block
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Fields and Hall
9:30
("BS. Richard Maxwell
MBS: Journal of Living
9:45
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemina
10:00
CBS: Syracuse Varieties
NBC-Blue: Breen and De Rose
NBC-Red: Nancy Swanson
10:15
NBC-Blue: Raising Your Parents
NBC-Red: Charioteers
10:30
CBS: Let's Pretend
10:45
NBC-Blue: Bill Krenz Orchestra
11:00
CBS: Cincinnati Conservatory of
Music
MBS: Ed Fitzgerald
NBC-Blue: Patricia Ryan
11:15
NBC-Blue: Minute Men
NBC-Red: Ward and Muzzy
II :30
NBC-Red: Melody Men
12:00 Noon
CBS: Jack Shannon
NBC-Blue: Call to Youth
NBC- Red: Continentals
12:30
I BS: George Hall Orch.
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
NBC-Red: Rex Battle's Orch.
I :00
NBC-Red: Happy Jack
1:30
CBS: Buffalo Presents
NBC-Blue: Our Barn
NBC-Red: Campus Capers
2:00
CBS: Football
MBS: Football
NBC-Red: Your Host is Buffalo
2:30
NBC-Blue: Louis Panico's Orch.
NBC-Red: Golden Melodies
2:45
CBS: Tours in Tone
NBC: Football
3:00
CBS: Down by Herman's
3:30
CBS: Waltzes of the World
5:30
NBC-Red: Kaltenmeyer's Kinder-
garten
6:00
CBS: Concert Hall
6:05
NBC-Blue: Nickelodeon
NBC-Red: El Chico Revue
6:30
CBS: Eddie Dooley
NBC: Press- Radio News
6:35
NBC-Blue- Football Scores
NBC-Red: Alma Kitchell
6:45
NBC-Blue: Johnny O'Brien Orch.
NBC-Red: The Art of Living
7:00
CBS: Saturday Swing Session
NBC-Blue: Message of Isreal
NBC-Red: Top Hatters
7:30
CBS: Carborundum Band
NBC-Blue: Uncle Jim's Question
Bee
7:45
NBC-Red: Jimmy Kemper
8:00
CBS: Your Unseen Friend
NBC-Red: Robert Ripley
8:30
CBS: Johnny Presents
NBC-Red: Jack Haley
9:00
CBS: Professor Quiz
NBC-Blue: National Barn Dance
9:30
(BS: Your Pet Program
NBC-Red: Special Delivery
10:00
CBS: Your Hit Parade
NBC-Blue- Gun Smoke Law
NBC-Red: Jamboree
10:15
MBS: George Fischer
10:30
NEC-Blue: Light Opera Gems
II :00
Dance Music
SATURDAY
MOTTO OF THE DAY By Professor Kaltenmeyer
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow is Sunday
Highlights For Saturday, Oct. 23
SATURDAY night is picking up as a
good listening time. . . . The net-
works decided there were too few
sponsored programs on the air tonight,
and put their sales forces to work. . . .
Result: NBC-Red has a whole hour of
good entertainment from 8:00 to 9:00.
. . . Robert L. Ripley, forsaking Fri-
day night, is on the Red at 8:00 . . .
followed at 8:30 by Jack Haley, Wen-
dy Barrie and Virginia Verrill, who
were first scheduled to be on Fridays,
but changed their plans. . . . Your
Unseen Friend, a half-hour dramatic
show, is heard on Saturday nights now
too . . . also 8:00, but over CBS. . . .
The change of time on this program
also added new stations to the list
carrying the show.
The day's football broadcasts:
Navy-Notre Dame. MBS and NBC
Red and Blue networks.
Colgate-Duke. WOR WFBL WHRC
WGR WIBX WNBF WESG
WOKO KDKA WRVA WBT
WDNC.
Maryland - Syracuse. WGY WSYR
WHAM WBEN WBAL WJEJ.
Penn - Georgetown. WCAU WHP
WBRE WGBI WCBA WKOK WPG
Boston College-U. of Detroit. WBZ
WTAG, WTIC WJAR WBZA.
Pitt-Wisconsin. WCAE WFBG WTBO
WLEU WOR
Virginia-V.M.I. WBTM WCHV WDBJ
WGH WLVA WRNL WSVA
Ohio State - Northwestern. WSPD
WADC WHK WHKC
Barbara James plays
ingenue leads in the
Your Unseen Friend
dramas at 8 on CBS.
Highlights For Saturday, Oct. 30
Marion Randolph plays
Miss Tiny Woodward in
Special Delivery, over
NBC-Red at 9:30 to-
night.
AFTER a day of listening to college
■*"*• football games, is your interest still
strong in collegiate matters? . . . Then
Special Delivery, the half-hour weekly
serial on NBC-Red from 9:30 to 10:00,
E. S. T. tonight, might be just what
you want. . . It's about life in a
small college town. . . . Marion Ran-
dolph, one of NBC's best actresses, is
playing the starring role. . . . Miss
Tiny Woodward is the name. . . . And
don't forget that the Carborundum
Band is back on the air for still an-
other season. . . . CBS at 7:30. . . .
Once more Edward D'Anna directs the
band and Francis D. Bowman tells
those fascinating Indian legends. . . .
The Cincinnati Conservatory oi Music
is back — this morning at 11:00 on CBS.
The day's football broadcasts:
Michigan-Illinois. MBS network.
Penn-Navy, WTAG WTIC WJAR
WCAU, WHP WBRE WCAB
WGBI WKOK WPG WBAL WJEJ
Holy Cross-Temple. WEEI WORC
WDRC WIP WPRO WMAS.
Cornell-Columbia. WOR WFBL WHEC
WIBX WNBF WESG WOKO WGR.
Pitt-Carnegie. WCAE KDKA WTBO
WFBG WLEU.
Virginia-William & Mary. WRNL
WCHV WLVA WBTM WGH
WDBJ WSVA.
Syracuse-Penn State. WGY WSYR
WHAM WBEN.
Maryland - Florida. WJAX WIOD
Chicago-Ohio State. WHK WHKC
WADC WSPD
Highlights For Saturday, Nov. 6
""THESE days, anybody with a loud
and determined voice can qualify
as a football expert — but Eddie Doo-
ley, who is on CBS tonight at 6:30
(Thursday nights too) really is one.
. . . Has been writing about sports
for newspapers ever since graduating
from college . . . and describing them
on the air since 1929 . . . His foot-
ball opinions tonight are culled from
two hundred coaches and newspaper
men with whom Eddie's in constant
touch. . . . Which means that Ed-
die's an expert among experts. . . .
Was a nationally known player in his
college days. . . . Tonight's is Al Good-
man's last broadcast over CBS on the
Your Hit Parade program. . . . 10:00
o'clock.
The day's football broadcasts:
Illinois-Northwestern. MBS network.
Pittsburgh-Notre Dame. NBC network.
Holy Cross-Colgate. WEEI WORC
WDRC WPRO WMAS WOR WFBL
WHEC WGR WIBX WNBF WESG
WOKO.
Penn-Penn Stale. WTIC WJAR WCAU
WHP WBRE WGBI WCBA WKOK
WPG.
West Maryland-Boston College. WBZ
WTAG WBZA WBAL WJEJ.
Notre Dame-Pitt. WCAE WFBG
WTBO WLEU.
Washington & Lee-Virginia. WBTM
WCHV WDBJ WGH WLVA WRNL
WRVA WSVA.
Florida-Georgia. WSB WTOC WRDW
WJAX WIOD WRUF.
Football expert Ed-
die Dooley tells the
results of today's
games on CBS at 6:30
Highlights For Saturday, Nov. 13 and 20
1,1
Robert Emmett Dolan
takes over leader-
ship at Your Hit Pa-
rade on CBS tonight.
November 13: Robert Emmett Do-
lan takes over the Hit Parade orches-
tra tonight at 10:00 on CBS, and NBC
begins its Saturday-night symphony
series. . . . The day's football broad-
casts:
Army-Notre Dame. CBS and MBS net-
works.
Northwestern - Minnesota. MBS net-
work.
Dartmouth - Cornell. WBZ WBZA
WTAG WTIC WJAR WFBL
WHEC WGR WIBX WNBF WESG
WOKO KYW.
Pitt-Nebraska. WOR WCAE WFBG
WTBO WLEU WBAL WJEJ.
Brown-Holv Cross. WDRC WEEI
WMAS WORC WPRO.
Columbia - Syracuse. WGY WSYR
WHAM WBEN.
Pennsylvania-Michigan. WCAU WHP
WBRE WGBI WCBA WKOK WPG.
Virginia-V.P.I. WRNL WCHV WLVA
WBTM WGH WDBJ WSVA.
* * *
November 20: The day's football
broadcasts:
Notre Dame-Northwestern. MBS net-
work.
Holy Cross-Carnegie. WEEI WORC
WDRC WPRO WMAS KDKA.
Syracuse-Colgate. WTAG WOR WGY
WSYR WHAM WBEN KYW
WNBF WESG.
Temple-Villanova. WIP WHP WBRE
WGBI WKOK WCBA WPG.
Pitt-Penn State. WCAU WCAE WFBC
WTBO WLEU.
50
WHAT DO YOU ,,
WANT TO KNOW ?
QUESTION OF THE MONTH
HOME on the Range" is "Home,
Sweet Home" to the Ranch Boys
whose cowboy ballads are features
of five different NBC network programs.
No "dude" masqueraders these, but real
bred-to-the saddle products of the range-
lands about which they sing. They ride
their own in the rodeos and roll their own.
All were born in the West — Jack "Lone-
some" Ross on June 18, 1904, at Oracle,
Arizona; Joe "Curly" Bradley in Coalgate,
Oklahoma, Sept. 18, 1910, and Hubert
"Shorty" Carson at Coal County, Okla-
homa, November, 1912. "Curly," inci-
dentally, was born Raymond Courtney,
and "Shorty" was Hubert Paul Flatt, but
the movie moguls rechristened them when
they invaded the California lots to make
Western thrillers.
Gentling bronchos is not the only art
these cowboy artists have mastered, how-
ever. Ross, their organizer and leader, is
not only a singer, but guitar player and au-
thor of radio scripts, movie scenarios and
Wild West fiction! The boys' repertoire
consists of almost a thousand songs, of
which they wrote nearly two hundred
themselves. They harmonized for the sound
machines during the first five years of talk-
ing pictures and they have made more
than 300 recordings and transcriptions.
Probably one of their most famous accom-
plishments was the scene in the bus in "It
Happened One Night" — they sang the har-
mony for "The Man on the Flying
Trapeze." They have been known as the
Cowboy Singers, the Ross Trio, the Vaca-
tion Boys, etc.
You might like to know that Jack Ross
used to double for Western stars on the movie lots ... he is
six feet tall, has dark hair and eyes. Joe Bradley is tallest
of the trio — six-feet-one-and weighs 175 pounds . . . has
brown hair and eyes . . . greatest extravagances are horses,
guns, hats, boots and belt buckles. Hubert Carson attended
grade school in Henryetta, Oklahoma, in the hill country
. . . was ranching at the age of thirteen when his family
moved to Salinas, California.
Betty Jo Ellis, McGregor, Texas. — Deanna Durbin can
reach E Flat above High C. Among the operatic selections
she has mastered are: "One Fine Day" from Madame But-
terfly, the Waltz from Romeo and Juliet by Gounod, the
Musetta Waltz from La Boheme, and "Batti, Batti" from
Mozart's Don Giovanni. See Jimmie Fidler's comments.
Mrs. C. O. WodLey, E. St. Louis, 111.— You can't be-
lieve all you hear on the Fibber McGee and Molly program.
The voice may be that of Grandma, Mrs. Wearybottom,
Geraldine Lady Vere-de-Vere or the "I Betcha" girl, but
it's Mrs. Jim Jordan speaking. And when you hear Mort
Guess who? She's a comedian turned beauty — Mrs. Jack Benny.
Toops arguing with Fibber, it's just Jim Jordan talking to
himself. Between the two of them, this versatile team
handle more than seven roles. Also adept in the art of
sounding like someone else entirely, are: Hugh Studebaker
(the Dr. Bob Graham of Bachelor's Children) who plays
"Silly" Watson and other roles, and Bill Thompson, who
portrays Nick the Greek, Horatio K. Boomer and Mr.
Vodka.
Virginia Berthot, Niagara Falls, N. Y. — The Hoosier
Hot Shots are: Frank Kettering, bass fiddle; Paul "Hessie"
Trietsch, zither and whistle; Kenneth Trietsch, banjo, and
Otto Ward, clarinet. They trouped in vaudeville for ten
years before coming to radio. Have a brass band doubling
about 26 instruments between the four. Wrote 25 or 30
of their own songs — all recorded.
George Leiper, Little Rock, Ark. — Do babies in
Arkansas play with microphones instead of rattles? Be-
cause they certainly know how to handle them when they
grow up. Look at Bob Burns, look {Continued on page 61)
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RADIO MIRROR
JOYCE ANDERSON
THERE'S A RULE YOU
MUST FOLLOW TO BE
BEAUTIFUL, SO SIMPLE
THAT FEW WOMEN ARE
AWARE OF WHAT IT IS
IT'S an old axiom — and if it isn't, it should be — that
having a "just right" look does more for you than two
dozen finger waves, a dozen shampoos, and half a dozen
facials. It's the secret of gaining that glow, that sparkle
that gives a lift to your morale and zip to your person-
ality.
It is, in short, and take Jane Pickens' word for it, every-
Year after year Jane Pick-
ens has been chosen radio's
best dressed woman — here's
how it's done as revealed
by this famous radio star.
thing, if you want more than your natural beauty. But
to get that "just right" look? It's a simple rule of beauty
too few pay heed to and everyone should follow for results.
It's the rule that guides Jane Pickens — and let there be no
question of whether she is right, for year after year Jane is
picked as radio's best dressed woman. And one of the most
beautiful. (Continued on page 84)
RADIO MIRROR BEAUTY PACE
52
Fuzzy, "but we'll grow quick, you and
me I've got the money my father lett
me, and you've got the knowledge. Guess
you know more about cattle breedin than
anybody 1 ever met. And we'll split the
profits even." „„ _ , ,
"Will we raise grapes, too? Fuzzy asked
eagerly. • , „ T
"Sure! Big bunches of them, I om
promised. ,
And with that Fuzzy agreed to eave
the tumble-down house that was all he
possessed and move in with Tom and bva.
The cattle' business, starting small as
Tom had said, prospered in the four years
that followed. Luck seemed to be with
them in everything they did. Not that
it wasn't hard work. Many a time one
or the other was out on the range tor
weeks. And somehow, the grapes never
got planted. At first Fuzzy used to re-
mind Tom, timidly, about them, but Tom
never seemed to get the time to attend
to them himself, or be able to spare
Fuzzy's services long enough for him to
order and plant them. It was just one
of Fuzzy's crazy notions, anyway. At
last he stopped mentioning it altogether.
Eva, Tom's wife, got along with Fuzzy
better even than Tom did himself. Some-
times Fuzzy's childishness threw Tom into
fits of irritation, but Eva was always
gentle and kind toward him. She was
able to sit auietly and listen to the semi-
mystical gibberish Fuzzy occasionally
talked — gibberish which made Tom want
to laugh, it was so foolish. It even irritated
him to know that she was capable of
listening solemnly to such nonsense.
He began to wonder, at last, about this
friendship between Fuzzy and Eva. He
noticed that though Eva often argued
or spoke sharply to him, she was never
anything but kind and gentle to Fuzzy.
And sometimes, when she was with Fuzzy,
he heard her laugh, and there was a note
in her laughter then that he never heard
when she was with him.
JEALOUSY was in his heart before he
' realized it.
He took to torturing himself by leaving
them alone together while he went to
town or rode the range. While he was
gone, he would picture in his mind what
they were doing, what they were saying.
Returning, he would watch them both fur-
tively, fearing and yet hoping to see some
confirmation of his suspicions.
It never occurred to him, now, to laugh
at the idea that a woman could fall in
love with anyone so homely and foolish
as Fuzzy Turner. One hearty gust of
laughter might have swept his thoughts
clean of their musty suspicions, but it
never came.
He didn't know that on the nights he
was away in town Fuzzy almost never
remained in the house. He would go away
by himself, to the top of the hill back
' of the ranch house and sit there, looking
away over the dark plains to where the
stars touched the horizon. He never men-
tioned the grapes any more. But he still
thought about them.
One dark night Eva followed him up
there for the first time. He heard her
calling to him as she stumbled up the
hill, and a minute later she came into
view, her white dress gleaming in the
starlight.
"Why do you come up here alone so
much, Bill?" she asked gently.
"It's good to be alone, sometimes." he
said. "That's all a man's got, himself."
"But Tom and I are your friends, Bill."
RADIO MIRROR
Thrills
(Continued from page 33)
"The only friends I got are the stars—
and maybe a grape vine, some day."
"You feel bitter about that, don't you?"
Her face was shadowed, but her voice
was gentle, like a mother speaking to
her child; and like a child he answered:
"He promised we'd raise grapes, big
bunches of them. But we never did. He
fooled me. All we been raisin' is cattle."
"But we've all made money."
"Money ain't real," he said stubbornly.
"It don't mean anything." .
She started to sit down beside him, but
he turned and said. "Tom wouldn't like to
have you up here with me. You better go
back home."
ANSWERS TO SPELLING BEE
I. Quarantine. 2. Benevo-
lent. 3. Acquiesce. 4. Aggra-
vate. 5. Impugn. 6. Bullion.
7. Indite. 8. Anthracite. 9.
Comestible. 10. Writhe. II.
Emolument. 12. Reciprocity. 13.
Upholstery. 14. Nomenclature.
15. Ambergris. 16. Fune. 17.
Erose. 18. Coalesce. 19. Pru-
rience. 20. Loneliest. 21. Par-
allelepiped; also parallelepiped.
22. Lanquor. 23. Asafetida;
also asafoetida. 24. Indefati-
gable. 25. Jodhpurs.
"Tom's still in town," she said with a
sigh. "He wouldn't care. He's too busy,
anyway."
But Tom was not in town. He had come
home early, and now he was on his way
up the hill.
He came upon them suddenly, a blacker
shape rising out of the blackness. With
a scream, Eva instinctively shrank closer
to Fuzzy. Nothing but fright prompted
the gesture. She hadn't recognized her
husband. But he did not know that, and
at what he saw all the jealousy in him
crystalized into a frozen lump of hatred.
"Surprised to see me?" he asked.
"Why — Tom!" Eva exclaimed. "You
scared me."
'Come up here pretty often, don't you?"
"She's never been up here before!" Fuz-
zy said while Eva, stunned by Tom's
tone, was unable to answer.
"That's a lie!"
Suddenly Eva screamed, more loudly.
The faint light of the stars had gleamed
on the long steel blade Tom held in his
hand. As she screamed, he leaped, and he
and Fuzzy were rolling over and over
on the ground.
Horrified, she watched them. The two
bodies seemed to concentrate all their
power into one convulsive movement. She
heard a choking gasp.
Fuzzy rose to his feet.
He stood there stupidly, the knife in
his hand, gazing down at the still figure
of his friend.
"He's dead," he said at last. "And it's
your fault. You shouldn't of come up
here, at all."
Eva began to cry. "We've got to get
out of here — right away. They'll be after
us — both of us." She started down the
hill, stumbling and falling. Fuzzy fol-
lowed, the knife still in his hand.
It was the most exciting mystery the
county had had in months. A triple dis-
appearance! All three of them were gone,
apparently off the face of the earth — Tom
Carman, his wife, and that crazy guy
who'd been in business with Tom. No-
body even knew when they'd disappeared.
One night Tom was in town, and then no-
body saw him for several days, and a
week later, when somebody went out to
the ranch to see him, the place was empty!
But the mystery was solved at last. First
Bill Turner was discovered, living once
more in his old shack in Gainesville, but
he wouldn't explain why he had left the
ranch or anything else. Then Tom Car-
man's body was found, many months
later, up in the hills of one of the cattle
ranges. It was badly decomposed, but
some of Tom's friends said they recog-
nized the clothes.
Bill Turner was arrested, and confessed
to the sheriff almost at once. The judge
let him off with a life sentence. And the
mystery was solved; the case closed.
Closed, that is, until a short-tempered
guard manhandled a fifty-year-old lifer,
and reopened it.
TEARS filled Tom Carman's eyes as he
sat beside the cot on which lay the
man he had once called friend. The silky
hair was white now, the face, always thin,
was nothing but skin stretched tightly
over the jutting bones of the skull. He,
Tom Carman, had done this thing. His
senseless jealousy, plus the fatal accident
that some stranger's body had been found
months later on his property, had con-
demned poor, harmless little Fuzzy Tur-
ner to twenty-two years of living tor-
ture. Torture not only of the body, but
of the mind too — for they had told him
that Fuzzy had confessed to the murder.
If only he had waited to find Fuzzy,
that morning when he revived to find
himself alone on top of the hill, weak
from loss of blood but otherwise unin-
jured! If only he hadn't jumped to the
conclusion that Fuzzy and Eva were really
in love with each other. Believing that,
he had gone away, caught a fruit truck
to New Orleans and shipped from there
to South America. If only —
But all that was years past. All he
could do now was try to right the inad-
vertent wrong he had done to his friend.
"Fuzzy!" he said softly. "Fuzzy!"
The milky, transparent eyelids fluttered
open, tried to find the source of that al-
most-forgotten name.
"I'm Tom — Tom Carman, Fuzzy."
"His — his brother?" the man on the
bed breathed weakly.
"No — Tom Carman himself — the man
you thought you killed. But you didn't,
Fuzzy. I'm still alive. I thought you and
Eva wanted to be together, so I went
away. I thought I was doing the right
thing — Fuzzy, can you hear me?"
Slowly Fuzzy moved his head on the
pillow. But the movement was not neces-
sary. Over his haggard, pitiful face
spread a look of intense relief and joy.
"I'm so glad — Tom — I didn't kill you.
Now — I can — die — happy."
"You're not going to die. Fuzzy. You
mustn't. You've got to get well so I can
get you out of here and take you back
home with me. I'll promise you anything
you want, Fuzzy — a vineyard with all the
grapes you ever wanted .... Fuzzy! Try
to get well!"
Only Fuzzy's eyes moved. He stared
at Carman. Then he began to smile, the
smile of a man who has found a reason
for living he thought he'd lost.
"You didn't forget, Tom? Grapes" .
he said.
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home? Surely you don't want to go back
to Chicago with all it meant — "
"No. Not Chicago!" There was a
shudder in the low voice.
"Where, then?"
And suddenly Mary knew. She knew
where she was being drawn by this com-
pelling force. Mad, absurd, even dan-
gerous as the idea might be, she knew.
"Sanders," she said.
Cranshaw's white brows drew together.
"This is no time to joke," he said.
"Paul," Mary's voice came sweetly
strong now. "Paul, I'm not joking. J
mean it. I want to go back to Sanders."
"Let me get this straight," Cranshaw
said. "You don't mean you want to go
back to that hick town where I found
you playing in a lousy little amateur
skit with a lot of hayseeds and crooks — "
Mary nodded, smiling. "That's not just
the way I'd describe Sanders, but eyen
when you put it that way I get all kind
of goofy — "
"But, Mary, have you thought what
it means?"
"I haven't thought anything yet," Mary
said. "I'm only feeling." Her gray eyes
dreamed. "Sanders. Yes, it is home. Let
me tell you about the day I arrived
there. . . .
"It was three years ago," she went on.
She began her story haltingly, but soon
memory was flooding back, and as she
talked, Paul began to see the picture she
was drawing.
HE saw her that day three years ago
as she got off the train, the only pas-
senger to get out at the little Sanders
station (not, he thought, at all like the
Mary Sothern who was sitting across from
him now).
She put down her heavy suitcase and
looked about. For a moment the heat and
the bright sunlight seemed almost too
much for Mary. Breath was difficult. She
looked up at the train, just starting. There
was something in the atmosphere that
suffocated her, filled her with premonition
of what might await her here.
She fought faintness, set her teeth
against the sickness that engulfed her,
picked up her suitcase and lifted her chin.
Her cocky green hat bobbed at a jaunty
angle on the golden shine of hair.
Mary's gray eyes swept the town as
she walked. There was not much to see.
One main street, with little residential
cross streets cutting through, that was all.
The Sanders National Bank (Jerome
Sanders, President), the Jerome Sanders
First Baptist Church, one mill over-
shadowed by its sign "Jerome Sanders
and Company."
"So that's what he is here," Mary
breathed. "The only building without his
name is the hotel."
Mary's eyes brightened as she took
in the Stratford House. It was a hospit-
able old building, with great stone pillars
in front, rambling wings, ivy trailing over
deep balconies.
Even before she crossed the wide ver-
anda Mary felt a welcome here. And
when she saw the keen, merry old eyes
beaming at her through silver rimmed
spectacles she knew what it was she had
felt.
"Mornin", miss. Come in on the 9:28?"
"Yes, how did you know?"
Simple, unimportant words they spoke,
yet Mary could hear his chuckle now,
three years later. "Well, that's the. only
train comes through till night. Can I
be of any help to you?"
Mary laughed. "Yes. I'd like to speak
54
Life of Mary Sothern
(Continued from page 39)
to the manager."
"You're lookin' right at him. Manager,
treasurer, chef, and sometimes chamber-
maid when Gertie ain't feelin' well."
That was Mary's introduction to Alfred
Stratford, "Daddy" to the town, member
of the family for whom the village of
Stratfordsville had once been named be-
fore the Sanders millions had bought the
town and twisted it into the Sanders mold.
Mary was to learn how relentless those
molding hands might be to one who re-
sisted them.
"A room on a long-time basis, by the
week," she said. "With a bath?"
"A bath? Sure, only wait till I think
where that bath is. Oh, Danny!"
"Yes, Dad." And Danny had walked
into her life. She remembered his fiery
young loyalty during tough times, and
too. his young open-eyed vulnerability to
life.
"Where in the devil is that bath?"
"Well, Dad, the only good one is the
bridal suite."
And the bridal suite, Daddy decided, it
was to be — at a rental of four dollars a
week.
Safe and snug in the bridal suite that
a startled Gertie had swept and garnished
for her, Mary laughed at the doubts she
had felt at first sight of Sanders. She lay
in the great old-fashioned tub, resting
her tired body in the warm fragrant
water. Yes, this was the place to spend
these months, months whose importance
no one but Mary knew. Her mission
must go well. Life must settle down to
calm sweet small-town simplicity. She
could rest. She had found the haven she
needed for forgetting. . . .
Haven? Well, Daddy Stratford tried to
make it one. But he was up against
tough odds. Why should Mary have
picked the day to come to town when
Mrs. Jerome Sanders was looking for an
"undesirable" to serve as victim for her
League for Betterment of Sanders?
For Mary was a godsend to Mrs.
Sanders. She measured up to specifica-
tions. She was beautiful, she was young,
she stubbornly refused to tell her secrets.
And anyone could tell she had secrets.
Eyes don't get that lovely shadow in
them without pain. But the worst item
Mary_ wrote on her own ticket as an
undesirable was a secret only she and the
Sanders family unhappily shared. For
what Mary had once unwittingly done to
' her, Mrs. Sanders demanded revenge.
Jul ARY came into the hotel one evening
■" when Daddy was on his side of the
hotel desk and the big shot, the town's mil-
lionaire, the Boss, was on the other.
Mary, seeing him for the first time,
gasped. "So that's what Jerome Sanders
looks like," she said. He was important
looking, all right. Nature had short-
changed him in height, but he made up
the difference in the way he carried what
she had given him.
— and I'm here to demand that she be
evicted from this hotel immediately," he
was saying.
"I don't see how I could tell her to get
out," Daddy answered. "You see — "
"I see she's already got her dirty work
in on you," Sanders said. "You just
leave it to us. My wife will make an
investigation of this — this woman you are
harboring. If she proves to be 'of the
character I think she is, well, Mrs. San-
ders and her League for Betterment of
Sanders will take care of the ousting."
"That makes it kind of simple for me,"
Daddy said mildly.
"It takes the responsibility entirely out
of your hands," Sanders said. "And in
turn I'll forget the insult you inflicted
on my wife — "
"That's awful kind of you, Mr. Sanders."
Mary's heart stopped. Then Daddy-
had already had to fight battles for her.
the darling. But he couldn't hold out
forever against the town's most influential
citizens. Now would come investigation
— and with it the end of her hopes.
"I'll tell Mrs. Sanders to make the in-
vestigation this evening. Please have Miss
Sothern here at that time."
But wait — Daddy was speaking in a
different tone.
"Now just a minute, Mr. Sanders. You
been talkin' and talkin' here, but you
ain't heard me say anything about agreein'
with you. Now as a matter of fact. I
don't. I'm not goin' to let you bother
that girl. What she is, what she does,
is none of my business. And I don't think
it's none of yours, nor your wife's either.
I'm goin' to say the same thing to you
as I said to your wife. Get out — before
I throw you out!"
"Do you realize that I can take this
hotel away from you?"
"Yes, I realize that, but it doesn't come
into this argument. Now get out."
Daddy's chivalry — what had it got him
into? Mary tiptoed up the old hotel
stairs, pulled her suitcase down from the
closet shelf. She must give up her plans
here and leave the town before he got
himself into worse trouble on her account.
LSOW long she lay across the old four-
*■ poster bed that had come to mean
peace to her — peace she must now give up
— Mary Sothern did not know. All she
heard were her own racking sobs. Then
a voice came through — a gentle old voice.
"Mary — Miss Sothern, what's this suit-
case doing here?"
"Oh, it's you, Mr. Stratford. Well, it's
just waiting for me, that's all."
"Where you aimin' to go?"
"I don't know, exactly. Just on my
way, I guess. I can't stay here — "
"Now why can't you?" Daddy Strat-
ford's voice was angry. "Listen here, how
old are you?"
"I'm twenty-five," Mary said.
"Have vou got a dad?"
"No."
"Well. Mary, you've got one now. You
put those things back in the bureau
drawers and wash your foolish face and
get down there to supper — "
But Mary did not drop the subject. At
dinner she gave him an ultimatum. "I'll
stay," she said, "if you don't get into any
more trouble on my account. But if vou
do—"
"Oh, Jerome Sanders is only bluffing."
Daddy said. "He'd never foreclose."
But Sanders was not bluffing. Either
Mary left the town, or else — Asked for
$5,000, Daddy Stratford could only laugh.
There wasn't that much money in the
world.
But he was wrong. There was that
much money, and right in the hotel. Mary
Sothern had it. But Daddy refused to
take it.
So Mary packed again. This time she
took care to keep it quiet. She went to
dinner at the usual time. She talked at
dinner, her gray eyes sparkling. Only
she knew that their shine was due to
tears that were almost spilling over.
Carefully, in that moment when Daddy
had gone for the evening mail and Danny
had left the desk to forage in the kitchen.
(Continued on page 56)
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Mary slipped out of the hotel, carrying
her heavy suitcase.
At the platform she looked around and
loved every inch of the aggressive ugli-
ness. It was Sanders, it could have meant
the end of her trail, peace.
Mary slipped out of the shadow of the
wide eaves, ran with her suitcase to the
train. Her heart was doing strange things.
She could not get her breath. She could
not see to find the step.
But she must make it. In a second the
train would pull out. She reached blindly
for the handrail, tried to lift her suitcase.
But her suitcase was slipping, slipping.
her hand closed over thin air. Her eyes
saw only black around her. A voice in
her ears, Danny's voice!
She opened her eyes in her own familiar
room of the bridal suite. Danny was
saying, "Doctor Benson, look. She's comin'
round."
(Continued from page 54)
But one setback was just enough to
sting the Sanders spirit into action. It
was a simple matter for those who owned
the town of Sanders including its legal
processes, to prove that the mill had been
robbed of exactly the bills that Danny
had carried to Jerome Sanders. And
Danny went to jail.
It was Mary's turn to go into action.
She called on Jerome Sanders. A little
of what she knew of him, of how he made
his millions he had brought to this town,
came out in that conversation. Little as
it was, it was enough. Enough to throw
open the gates that barred Danny in.
"Yes," Mary told Dr. Benson when he
made his regular call, "Sanders did agree
to let him out. But if you could have
seen him when he promised — I had the
feeling 1 was facing a cornered animal —
as if he were making one concession to
give himself time to figure out a real way
Back from his vacation, Richard Crooks is once more the star of Monday night's
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"She is," said Dr. Benson, and Mary
turned to look into the face of a man
who was tall and lean and dark.
"John!"
Dr. Benson sent Danny out, but not
before Danny had become aware that this
was no ordinary meeting of young doctor
and new patient. These two had know^n
each other before. When later they did
not choose to take the town into their
confidence as to how and when, it added
one more mystery to be chalked up
against Mary's desirability.
"Yes," he answered to Mary's question,
"I've made my diagnosis all right. But
don't worry. Doctors don't tell."
"But won't people — "
"Why should they? You were in a state
of excitement, unhappy at leaving, rush-
ing to catch a train, on top of a period
of stress and exhaustion — "
Mary breathed easier. "You're kind,
John."
"You don't know how glad I am that
I'm where I'll have a chance to be. That's
all I've ever asked of this old world. You
will — you will let me be your friend now?"
"I will, John," Mary said. "1 need
friends, I'm afraid."
"Well, you'll never lose this one," John
said.
And Mary slept that night. Somehow
she felt strength from John Benson's pres-
ence in Sanders. He'd help her straighten
things out.
And he did. Together they hatched a
plot to get the mortgage paid. Daddy
need not know, no one need know, where
the money came from. Danny took care
of its delivery. And Mary became part
owner of the hotel.
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to get rid of me. And John — John, I
have the feeling he's so scared of what 1
know he wouldn't stop at anything — "
"Nonsense," Benson said, smiling at
her seriousness. "You're letting your
nerves run away with you. You need to
get outdoors more. As a doctor I prescribe
a trip this afternoon to a deserted lake
where no one eyer goes. I'll show you — "
"Oh, are you in the prescription?" Mary
asked. She lay looking up at him fondly.
"I'm in the prescription all right," Ben-
son said.
An hour later she lay back in the old
rowboat against a bank of cushions. The
oars made a rhythmic lazy creak as Ben-
son slowly pulled them back.
But Mary kept hearing other sounds.
"That was an automobile," she said. "I
thought you told me no one ever came
here."
Benson listened. "I don't hear any car,"
he said. "I don't think you did either.
It's your nerves again."
"Maybe," Mary said. "I'll try to stop
hearing things."
She leaned back once more and tried
to think only of the beauty of the day, of
the remote dim spot. John smiled at her
as he pulled the boat steadily along the
edge of the lake, in the cool shadow of
the overhanging boughs.
Then it happened.
The bushes parted, and hands reached
through. Not only hands, but a gun. John
lifted an oar, the boat rocked, he brought
the oar down to steady the boat and in
that minute, even as he reached for her,
Mary was dragged through the bushes
by strong, hard hands. A gun roared once,
in her ears. She heard a splash. Then there
was a cloth over her eyes and another
binding her mouth. A rope cut into her
wrists. She was in a car, bumping over
the old mill road.
Time stopped, then. The ride went on
forever. The road was smooth and swift
for a while, then turned tortuous and slow.
It was dusk when she felt the bandage
being taken from her eyes, the gag from
her mouth. She could not speak.
The man at the wheel stared straight
ahead, his hands big and hard on the
wheel, his jaw set in grim lines. As she
looked at him, his lips relaxed. He grinned.
"Please," Mary cried out. "Please take
me back. If we can just find out what
happened to John I promise I'll come
away with you again."
He laughed. "Promises from girls is what
got me into this line of work."
"But I've got to know — "
"Listen, cluck," he broke in calmly, "if
I was wearin' those cute little 4-B's of
yours, I'd worry about Number One."
Mary caught her breath. "V\<nat do
you mean?" she gasped. "What's Sanders
going to do to me?"
"Nobody said anything about any
Sanders," he said.
"You needn't bother to put on that
show," Mary said. "I know there's only
one person who'd want to do this to me."
"What's Sanders got against you? Did
you get him goin' and then make him
pay off?"
|ulARY felt an unreasonable anger. But
"■why should she worry what a gang-
ster said to her? She bit her lip and an-
swered quietly, "Do I look like that kind?"
He turned and looked at her for the
first time. His eyes were a curiously clear
blue, the kind she would have described
as "honest" if she didn't know whose they
were. "No," he said slowly. "You don't
look like that kind." Then he turned back
to his driving. "But you can't tell. I've
seen dames — "
"You've seen dames?" Mary prompted.
"Nothin'," he said. "We're not here to
tell each other hard luck stories."
At the end of a long lane they reached
a bleak, dreary frame house. It had once
been white but was now a dreary gray,
the paint hanging in peeling strips. The
lock was rusty but under the man's skillful
hands it gave way. They went in.
"Well, toots," he said cheerfully, "this
is your home for a while."
Mary knew suddenly that she was ach-
ing with weariness. She sank down on a
lumpy horsehair sofa. "Could you open
the windows?" she asked.
He eyed her suspiciously. "For air," he
asked, "or for excape?"
She laughed. "Not for 'excape'," she
said. "I don't think I'm up to escaping
right now."
"Huh? You mean every time I thousht
I was scaping from a jail I've really
been ^scapin'?"
"Yes." Mary said smilins.
"Say, that's bad. I might make a real
mistake sometime. I oughtta have you
around to keep me straight."
"Do you want to be kept straight?"
He looked at her. His clear candid blue
eyes stared into hers. There was some-
thing laughable, ingenuous, yet something
more — Mary felt she must be getting
lightheaded from strain.
"I'll let you know about that later," he
said. "Something tells me if I answered
that question right now 1 might let myself
in for somethin'." He opened the window
by her. "Sa-ay, you don't look so good."
He looked at her hands. The tender
white, blue-veined skin inside her wrist
was flushing a painful pink where the rope
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cut in. "They hurt?" he asked.
"Pretty badly," she said. He pulled out
his knife, held Mary's two hands in one
of his hard tough ones, and the strands
separated. "How does your stomach feel?"
he asked.
"Sad," Mary said. "Is there any food in
the house?"
"Let's have a look," he said.
"Here," Mary called from the pantry.
"Spaghetti, beans, choice of tea or coffee —
what more do you want? Light the stove,
will you, while I look for the can opener."
Into the homely sound of silver being
placed on the newspaper-covered card
table and hot water gurgling into a tea
pot, the phone shrieked. He answered.
"Now, Jerry," he said, "you don't need
to worry. That dope didn't see my mug.
He don't know from nuttin'. Any talkin'
he does is out of his hat — "
Mary's eyes filled. He was talking to
Sanders and he must mean John. Then
John was safe.
"Well, I said I would, didn't I?" the
man went on. "Have I ever let you down?
Well, quit askin' fool questions. I'll hold
the dame till you give the word, then-
sure. Okay, s'long."
"John — John's all right?"
YOU needn't worry about him. I don't
have accidents with my rod."
"I'm glad to hear that," Mary said.
"And mavbe supper will improve your
temper." She set the dishes on.
"I'm sorry," he said, suddenly grinning
across the table at her. "These swell eats
deserve a knockdown. My name's Max
Tilley."
Mary's hand acted on its own. It went
across the table. "Okay, Max," she said.
"My name is Mary."
The beans and spaghetti, the crackers
and tea, it was a feast they ate together.
"Tired?" he asked.
She nodded. "You must be, too," she
said. "I guess you drove a long way."
"I did and I am. Could you spare my
company if I went upstairs and took a
snooze?"
"Maybe if I occupy my time doing the
dishes I can bear it," she said laughing.
He yawned hugely, stretched his muscu-
lar arms above his blond head, his shirt
outlining powerful shoulders. "Okay then."
She carried the first load of dishes to
the kitchen, turned on the faucet. The
water rushed into the teakettle. Its noise
gave Mary an idea. She might not make
it, but why not try? She turned the
water on full force and slipped to the
phone. Praying, she waited.
"Operator, please get the Stratford
Hotel — I said the Stratford in Sanders —
quick." The wait was interminable. Then
came Daddy's voice, answering. "Oh,
Daddy! I can't talk long, but — "
"PUT DOWN THAT PHONE!"
At the door stood Max, his gun in his
hand. "So," he growled, "you're just like
all the rest of em."
"But Max," she whispered, rigid.
"They're worrying. They'll think some-
thing has happened to me."
"Something has happened," he said.
"All right," Mary said with sudden
spirit. "Let it happen. Meantime if
you'll be so kind as to stand your guard
in the kitchen I'll wash the dishes."
"Okay," Max said. "But no funny
business now."
She laughed. "Just what kind of funny
business do you think 1 can manage with
that foolish gun staring in my face?"
He grinned and put the gun in his
pocket. "Well, I guess you can't climb
down the drain. Come to think of it,
I could wipe those dishes."
"Why not?" Mary handed him a towel.
rom page 56)
"I guess I'm a dope," Max said after
a minute, "but I kinda like this. I'm
gettin' a nutty feelin' about this whole
business. Wipin' dishes for a dame. You
know I never did this before."
"From the way you handle them," Mary
said, "that's pretty clear."
"Aw, have a heart. When a guy gets
sentimental you needn't go snipin'."
"I'm sorry, Max. I really believe you
could be different — "
"Jeez," Max said. "You give me ideas.
Make me think of nutty stuff. Home.
Wife. Even kiddies. Can you see me
with a bunch of brats gettin' in my
hair?" He laughed but he stood there
wiping one dish over and over, his blue
eyes shining into hers.
"Sure," Mary said. "Why not? Why
don't you find a nice girl, settle down — "
Whatever he answered was lost in a
clap of thunder.
"I saw lightning a while ago," Max said.
"Guess we're in for a storm."
They were. Wind began to whistle in
the eaves. Shutters banged. A gust of
wind shut the hall door with a terrific
bang. The next ten minutes saw their
world become a wild whirling clamor of
dazzling lightning and deafening thunder.
Mary rushed to the window. "Hey,"
Max said. "Let me do that." He strug-
gled with the stiff old windows.
"Maybe the sash cord is twisted," Mary
said. "Let me help."
He pushed her away. "Nuts with that
stuff," he said. "You'll hurt yourself."
And he started to pound the frame with
his fists. At the top of the lower sash
he drove his fist with a terrific thrust.
There was a tinkle of shattered glass.
"Max," Mary said. "Look out. Careful
how you pull your hand out of that."
But it was too late. A quarter of an
inch too close to the jagged edge. He
brought out his fist with a geyser of blood
spurting from his wrist.
"Jeez," he said in pure amazement.
"That's not so good."
"I should think not," Mary said. "You've
cut an artery." She ran for the kitchen.
"I guess — you — can hand — " Max's voice
came weaker and stopped.
REACHING for a dish towel, Mary heard
a heavy thud. She ran to the door.
"Max!" But he was lying on the floor, his
face gray under the tan, a pool of blood al-
ready surrounding his outflung wrist. She
ran to him with the towel. Reaching for
his hand, she saw his gun, its butt pushed
up from his pocket by the position he
had taken when he fell. Then with a
blinding clarity she realized just what
Fate had handed her.
This man was her kidnapper! He was
not a friend to be saved. He was the
man who had abducted her by force, who
was waiting for orders to do more, Lord
knew what, to her. This was her chance
to make an escape to which she had every
right.
She took the gun from his pocket and
rose. Gun in one hand, dish towel in the
other, she stood looking down at his un-
conscious face His blue eyes were closed,
his lips no longer red were curved a little
in almost a smile.
There were tears in Mary Sothern's
eyes.
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open for her, will Mary leave the man she
is beginning to love, though she knows it
means his death? Drama as fresh as your
morning paper's headlines, love as strong
as your own . . . Don't miss the January
issue of Radio Mirror for the conclusion
. . . and don't forget to tune in every
weekday at 5:15 p.m. on your CBS station
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with the housework, scrubbing the stairs
or the kitchen floor for ten cents a week,
dusting the walnut furniture, making the
beds.
At play, they gave little shows in the
cellar, using the empty coal-bins for dress-
ing-rooms during the summers. Anna
never quite understood how the little
starched white dresses got so incredibly
black in such a short space of time. Oc-
casionally the girls fought among them-
selves, as girls will. Jeanette remembers
one particular time when she angered
Blossom, and Blossom snapped back at
her, and in a moment both were rolling
on the floor, screeching and flailing.
Blossom, being bigger, won; she sat
astraddle Jam and choked her, until
eventually she noticed that the child's
face was quite purple and her movements
frantic. When Anna came flying in to
investigate she found Blossom sitting with
Jeanette's wobbly head in her lap, rocking
back and forth, wailing miserably. "Come
back to me, Baby, come back, come
back!" moaned Blossom.
There was the crippled old man next
door, named Mr. Maetrich, who listened
kindly and encouragingly when little Jam
came over to sing for him. From phono-
graph records of Caruso and his ilk she
had learned the melodies of great classics;
the words she made up, labelling one batch
of strange garbled lyrics French, one
Italian, one German. Mr. Maetrich was
a definite influence — he told her that one
day she would sing in opera, and thus
implanted an idea that was harbored in
the young brain of the girl and grew with
her until at last it became an obsession.
There was. too, the school teacher — an
embittered, vicious old woman who shall
be nameless here — who made Jeanette's
life in school as uncomfortable as possible.
This person (pince-nezed, thin-bosomed,
with an eye for her neighbor's sins and a
nose for prying and a heart for no one)
discovered that her new pupil had been
touring with a road-show during the sum-
mer, and immediately went before the
Board of Education. This, she insisted
firmly, must be looked into; and the
Board wearily agreed.
The MacDonalds, called in for inquiry,
explained with bewilderment that the child
was not suffering from her professional
engagements. Jeanette herself was made
to answer questions: No, she had never
heard any dirty words. No, her parents
didn't beat her — the idea! No, the money
she earned wasn't snatched from her by
force as soon as she got it. In fact it was
being used for her piano and music lessons.
In the end the Board smiled at the flushed
and outraged family, glowered at the
teacher, and waved a dismissal.
But the old busy-body wasn't through.
She came to all of Jeanette's perform-
ances— most of them benefit, now that she
was so busy in school — and sat in the
first row, staring intently at the girl.
Jeanette began to dread stepping from the
wings, knowing that always she must look
down into that hateful countenance, sing
against the invisible waves of sheer spite
that seemed to engulf her. Once the
terror they inspired was too much: in the
middle of her song she burst into hysteri-
cal tears and ran off the stage. Then a
smile of grim triumph broke at last the
wrinkled mask in the front row.
'there was that, and there was the
little boy with whom she decided to be in
love. This was a typical child's romance,
without actual emotion, but abounding
with melodrama; he sat down the row
from her, and she would toss him notes
60 .
Make Way for Melody
{Continued from page 14)
which grew increasingly passionate until—
one day — she found her own store of
words too meager, and copied a printed
love-letter from the front page of a news-
paper. She didn't bother to read the ac-
companying story, which was an account
of a breach-of-promise suit.
Jeanette was about nine years old then
("If you will elect me, I will keep this
country out of war," Mr. Wilson had
said, but he hadn't done it) and about
that time an amazing thing happened.
She began to grow with incredible rapid-
ity—"Like a weed!" exclaimed Anna, as-
tonished— until within a year or two she
was as tall as her sisters.
You must have been, at some time in
your life, a lean and stringy and taller-
Benefit performances gave that Mac-
Donald child her chance to sing and
dance even during her school days.
than-average youngster to understand just
how miserable young Miss MacDonald
actually was during that period. Always
before she could — as the baby of the
family — observe Blossom and Elsie with
their several beaux without envy. She
could steal the box of chocolates Elsie's
fellow brought, and hide behind the sofa
to "Yah-yah!" when Blossom got too sen-
timental with her visitor.
But now, since she matched them in
height she felt herself an outcast — she was
loo tall to be treated as the child she was
or to indulge in pranks — too young to be
admitted to the charmed circle in which
her older sisters moved. She must stand
hidden on the landing watching them. She
must tie the bow on Blossom's new, very
long party dress, and help with her hair,
and listen to her excited anticipation of
the coming evening; and, in her short
child's skirt and cotton stockings, she
must stay behind in the littered bedroom
when the doorbell had rung and Blossom
and Elsie had gone. For long years . . .
Until Elsie had married and left home,
until Blossom had gone to New York and
joined a chorus there; until the Armistice
had been signed, and the world was draw-
ing a long breath, preparatory to picking
up the pieces, preparatory to the return
to normalcy and the Jazz Age. . . .
Then it happened.
Young Marie Prescott. in Jeanette's
class at school, had a birthday and de-
cided to give a party. Jeanette would be
very welcome to come^Freddy would call
for her, wouldn't Freddy? Aw, come on
Freddy, she won't hurt you! Just this
once
On the night of the affair Jeanette
stood at the door of her closet, looking
distastefully at her innocuous little high-
necked, brief-skirted, best dress. She al-
ready had on her cotton bloomers, which
buttoned all around to the gathered cam-
bric upper; her legs were already encased
in sheaths of snowy-white cotton stock-
ings; the low-heeled patent leather pumps
were already on her feet.
CHE took the dress and holding it out
** before her went down to where her
mother sat sewing. "Please, mother,"
Jeanette said, almost tearfully.
"You'd better hurry, dear," Anna an-
swered. "Freddy's half an hour late now
— he'll be here any minute."
Slowly Jeanette returned to her room.
Slowly she pulled the dress over her
head. Then she sat, unsmiling, on the bed
to wait.
She waited until ten-thirty, when with
the same dragging movements she un-
dressed again, put out her light, crawled
into bed, and began to cry.
The next day she met Freddy on the
school-grounds. "Where were you last
night?" she asked him.
He shoved his cap further over his left
ear. "Oh go to hell," he told her.
(Some years later, when she was on the
stage, he called her for a date. "You re-
member me." he said.
"Yes. Do you remember what you
yelled at me one day at school?"
"I told you to go to hell, didn't I?"
"That's what I'm telling you," said
Jeanette, and hung up.)
But that afternoon, when she came
home, she had no heart to answer when
Anna, waiting on the porch, called to
her.
"Hurry!" shouted Mrs. MacDonald.
"I've news!" She waved a special deliv-
ery letter. "From Blossom," she ex-
plained, as Jeanette came up the steps;
"she says they need dancing girls in New
York, and that maybe you could get a
job there. She wants you to come at once."
Trembling, Jeanette stood looking at
her mother, wordless. Before her the gates
to romance, to womanhood, fulfilled, to
glamour and lights and music and all the
gaudy things she had never known, stood
suddenly open. But would mother . . . ?
Anna smiled. "You can go," she said
softly.
New York and glittering Broadway was
a long step for the young red-beaded
daughter of a staid Philadelphia Scotch-
man. To leave home, leave town for —
a job as a dancing girl! Jeanette's dreams
were suddenly, miraculously coming true.
Don't miss the January instalment of this
great story, the. intimate recollections of
Jeanette MacDonald.
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What Do You Want to
Know?
(Continued from page 51)
at — but you probably can call the roll
yourself. Yes, Pinky Tomlin is one of
the gang. He was born in Eros, Ark. Sep-
tember 9, 1909. But his family moved to
Durant, Ohio, when Pinky was three years
old. The Easy Aces are Middle Western-
ers, too — both born in Kansas City, Mo.
They've been sweethearts from high school
days, and were married in 1928, just one
year before their present program was
originated over a local Kansas City sta-
tion. They reached the networks March,
1932. Goodman Ace used to be a reporter
and columnist on the Kansas City Journal-
Post. I don't know of any Easy Aces fan
club, so try R. E. McGurn, 2510 N. 12th
Street, Kansas City, Kan. His club boosts
all stars. We'll try to get that photo-
graph into an early issue.
Edith G., Ann Arbor, Mich.— Phil Har-
ris, Robert L. Ripley and Floyd Gibbons
are not married; Jean Paul King and Phil
Lord are. Arthur Peterson is the male
lead in The Guiding Light, and he's mar-
ried. Anne Seymour is the new Mary
Marlin.
Wilma Jean, Brooklyn, N. Y. — George
Robert "Bob" Crosby was born Au-
gust 25, 1913. He's not married. Two of
his enthusiasms are "Rhapsody in Blue"
and petite blondes.
Helen Morrison, Bronx, N. Y. —
I thought the rest of the fans would be
interested in Johnnie Davis, too. John
Gus Davis, once of Brazil, Ind., and now
of Manhattan, Hollywood, and radio
points between, comes from a musical
family. He "got rhythm" at an early age
—made his first public appearance at the
age of three. At the age of 12 he went
to Terre Haute, Ind. and joined up with
Jack O'Grady's orchestra. After coming
East with Smith Ballew's band in 1930, he
joined the Red Nichols outfit. Fred War-
ing heard Johnnie handling the "plumb-
ing"— swing for trumpet — at the Park Cen-
tral Hotel, and you know the rest. Johnnie
is 25, blue-eyed, blond. He was married
April 1, 1935 to Martha Lee Garber.
He deserted his Manhattan penthouse to
make "Varsity Show" for Warner Bros.
with Waring and his Pennsylvanians, and
now has signed a contract with Warner
Bros, for another picture. He can be
reached at Warner Bros. Studios, Bur-
bank, Calif. You got a good idea of how
Johnnie "goes out of the world" on a hot
number through the photographs in the
Facing the Music Department, October
Radio Mirror.
Andrew Martell, Schenectady, N. Y. —
Three of the most famous all-girl orches-
tras are: Phil Spitalny's Hour of Charm
girls, heard over NBC Red network at
9:30 p. m. Mondays, and the outfits of
Ina Ray Hutton and Rita Rio, both now
-on road tours.
Miss B. Smythe, Sydney, Australia —
Lee Bennett is now waking up the audi-
ences along the vaudeville circuits. But
of Charles Kaley I can find no trace — are
you sure that is the right name?
Mrs. David T. Haines Jr., Chicago, 111.
—Of course you saw the grand full-length
picture of Allen Prescott in November
Radio Mirror, with the account .of how his
Wifesayer program grew. And here's the
brief biography you asked for, to go with
it. Allen Prescott was born January 21,
1904 in St. Louis, Mo. He attended N. Y.
Military Academy, also the University of
Pennsylvania. He has worked as adver-
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Winston-Salem, N. C. wants to know if
there is a Bobby Breen fan club? So do I,
so will officers please contact both Mr.
Foster and the Oracle'
Miss Isabel Lee. 958 Silvercrest Ave.,
Akron, Ohio is a real "jiner" — she wants
to join Bob Crosby, Shirley Ross and
Frances Langford tan clubs.
For Ruth Henrv, Rochester, N. Y.—
Jean Young of 1357 Harvard Street, Har-
risburg, Pa. is president of the Alice Faye
Circle.
Miss Elsie Miller, 2130 East 24th Street,
Brooklyn, N. Y., is a prospective member
for the Jack Benny fan club. Will offi-
cers of the Benny Club also contact the
Oracle?
Lombardo Fans, Flushing, L. I. — Yessir-
ree there's. a Carmen Lombardo fan club.
A right-up-to-the-second one conducted by
Helen Hayes Hemphill, 201 West 105t"h
Street, Los Angeles, Calif.
George Leiper, whose address is given
in the column, would like to hear from
the Easy Aces fan Club. And don't forget
to notify the Oracle, Aces, so other would-
be members can be informed.
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The Bull in Radio's China
Shop
(Continued from page 11)
Stocky, harsh-voiced, with a face that
looks as if it had been modeled and col-
ored by a hand that had never had much
practice in that sort of work, General
Johnson bumbles out what he thinks about
life, politics, government and people — and
the devil take anybody that tries to stop
him.
Radio, with its overwhelming desire to
please everybody that's listening in, hasn't
been very fond of this kind of a com-
mentator in the past. "Don't say any-
thing that will make anybody mad," has
been its motto. But now, having warmed
up to the task of offering such an out-
spoken lady as Dorothy Thompson to its
listeners, it has thrown discretion to the
winds and tucked a hot microphone into
General Johnson's powerful hand, with no
more than a muttered prayer that he
won't break it.
What will the result be? Well, if I'm
allowed to hazard an opinion, I'd say that
before the winter is out an awful lot of
people are going to make up their minds
that not only does General Johnson pro-
vide one of the most entertaining quarter-
hours on the air, but also the most
thought-provoking.
yOU probably won't agree with every-
* thing he says. In fact, I don't see how
you could. I didn't myself, when I talked
to him a week before his broadcast series
began. But if you can listen to him and
either ignore what he says or forget it —
if you can do that, you're living behind a
mighty thick wall of indifference to every-
thing that's going on in this world.
He's the kind of man who, when he has
finished telling you what he thinks, leans
back and glares at you, as if daring you
to dispute him. He's just given you the
answer, and as far as he is concerned it's
the only answer possible. At first you
think all this means that the General
is opinionated. It does, but it also means
that whatever he believes, he believes so
sincerely, so passionately, that he can't
credit the sincerity of any opposing point
of view.
We hadn't been talking more than a
couple of minutes when I brought on that
glare, daring me to talk back. Outside
the windows of his Fifth Avenue hotel,
the streets were packed with American
Legionnaires, blue-uniformed, gold-braided.
They were having their convention, and
New York had declared a holiday to do
them honor. _ Everybody was noisily
happy. So, with the Legionnaires very
much in the front of my mind, I asked
the General if he thought any further
soldiers' bonuses should be granted.
"I do not!" he snapped, and bit down
on the words so hard j could see it
wouldn't be safe to ask him why.
We didn't mention the man in whose
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the leading figures, but his policies and
ideals had their place in much of our con-
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at the same time protect the minorities.
And it didn't make it possible for us to
put one man into power, no matter how
much we trust him, and say, 'Now go
ahead and do whatever you think is best
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for us.' Even if the majority of us want
to put one man in and say that to him,
we can't do it! Because the Constitution
didn't provide for that kind of govern-
ment. It didn't provide for anything but
a representative democracy!
"Sure, if the majority of us want to, we
can have any kind of government we
want. We can bring Hitler over here to
do the job. But the only way we can do
it is by amending the Constitution — and it
takes three-fourths of the states to do
that!"
And again he gave me that I-dare-you-
to-contradict-me expression.
After that, while the General worried
the cellophane wrapper from a package
of cigarettes between his stubby fingers,
we got to talking about the subject that
has a good many people talking these
days — war.
"War is not inevitable for this country!"
he growled. "Not unless everybody in the
country goes stark, staring crazy! We got
into one of those things before, and what
did it get us? I don't believe we've for-
gotten that last time enough for it to be
possible for anybody to drag us into an-
other war that's none of our business.
SUPPOSE an American vessel is sunk on
the high seas? What we ought to do,
right now, instead of passing laws to pre-
vent United States citizens from trading
with belligerents, to say to everybody:
'All right, go ahead. Travel all you want
to, and trade all you want to. But don't
expect the United States government to
protect your lives or your dollars. If you
send a million dollars' worth of goods into
the war zone, and it gets sunk or burned,
that's your lookout. Your money and your
lives aren't important enough to get us
into war. If the United States decides to
declare war, it will be for a policy, not
to revenge your interests.'
"Have that clearly understood before-
hand, and the people who complain when
the President slaps a trade embargo on
them can go right ahead trading with bel-
ligerents, at their own risk."
He discarded the cellophane, which was
about worn out anyway, and went after
a pencil.
"They say the next war will be between
Fascism and Communism. Fascism and
Communism! I can't see any difference
between them. They both turn into dicta-
torships. Of course there are Communist
and Fascist elements in the United States,
but neither of them is as strong as the
strategy of their leaders makes them seem.
The average man isn't connected with
either of them, and doesn't want to be!
"Communism — the idea of abolishing
private ownership and letting everybody
share equally in the wealth of a country
— is a fine idea, in theory, and I admire it.
But envy and greed are two of the most
powerful forces in man's makeup, and
you can't cut them out of him. They're
there, and as long as they are. communism
won't work. The profit system takes hu-
man nature into account, instead of trying
to ignore it. That proves to me that it's
a better system.
"We've got laws right now that limit
the amount of money a man can earn.
It isn't possible for a man to make more
than two hundred thousand dollars a year,
under our present tax laws.
"And anyway, what does the harm is
not what a man makes, but what he leaves
behind him when he dies. Vast fortunes
shouldn't be left in the hands of spoiled
young whippersnappers who didn't earn
them. But we've got laws today that pre-
vent that, too. Our inheritance tax laws
leave mighty little of a big fortune for
the heirs.
"You can't eliminate poverty, anyway.
Jesus Christ Himself told us that two thou-
sand years ago, and nobody's come along
since to prove He was wrong. You can't
get rid of the poor, any more than you
can get rid of the lame. Some people are
just naturally born shiftless, and there's
nothing you can do about it."
"Then do you think," I ventured, "that
we can never stop our national relief pro-
gram, but must resign ourselves to being
on a dole system, like England?"
I'd said tire wrong thing. He fixed me
with a sharp look. "Didn't have relief a
few years ago, did we? Then can you tell
me any reason why we have to have it
now? And we won't, just as soon as the
man in the street finds out he's paying for
ninety per cent of it!
"No, you can't eliminate poverty — but
you can give every class of people a squar-
er deal ! Level off the injustices in our
present system of economics. The tariff
laws are unjust to the farmers — all right,
change the tariff laws. When you do that
you're hurting labor, perhaps, but if the
first laws were unjust, labor's got no right
to kick even if it is some skin off them.
And then when you've passed a law that
rights some injustice that has been done
to the farmers, look around and see if la-
bor is getting a square deal all around.
"But don't just go ahead throwing
money out of the window, as we've done
for the last few years! There's no sense
in spending just for the sake of spending.
The country isn't prosperous again yet,
by a long shot, and it won't be prosper-
ous when the bills start coming in. either!"
The General tossed the pencil down and
fished bitterly for a package of cigarettes.
I thought maybe he wouldn't get so angry
if we discussed education and medicine,
and I was partly right.
"Education should be free for everyone,"
he said, "but when I say education I mean
education. A graduate of a big college,
unless he's a natural born student, isn't
educated. Things are made too easy for
him. Now, I'm not necessarily out to
praise the West Point system, but at least
when a man goes there for four years, he's
educated on every subject he has studied
there — because he has recited on it every
day, and no two ways about it. I've gone
to West Point and I've gone to the Uni-
versity of California, too, and I know how
much difference there is in what you learn
in the two types of college. If you decide
that what you want to go to college for
is to get contacts, all right. You can get
them at lots of colleges. But if you really
want to learn, there are only a few places
vou can go.
AS to medicine — it's getting so a man
can't afford to get sick! Up in Pitts-
burgh they've carried out a very success-
ful experiment. They have a city-owned
hospital there, and if a man is sick he
simply goes there and it doesn't cost him
any more than if he stayed at home.
If he's so sick his income is entirely cut
off, it doesn't cost him anything. And
the medical profession in Pittsburgh hasn't
been ruined, either! That proves that
medicine and medical care can be made
available to everyone. But it's something
that ought to be done by the community,
not by the Federal government.
The telephone rang, and I knew the
time General Johnson could give me was
up. It hadn't been long, but it had been
long enough to show me just what kind
of personality radio has got hold of this
winter. 1 wish I could be around the first
time some network official approaches the
General and timidly suggests that — maybe
—just perhaps — it might be a good idea
to tone down the vigor of that fifth para-
graph in his script. The San Francisco
earthquake will seem like a tea-party!
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Wald left the job.
Then the rotund writer took a leaf
from Horace Greeley's notebook and went
West. He wrote a couple of hit pictures
for Warner Brothers. His pen was still
fiery and he still enjoyed kidding croon-
ers.
Vallee's celluloid appearances have never
clicked. So Warners wanted to be sure
his next venture into filmland would be
a surefire success. Why not, suggested one
talkie tycoon, have some one who knew
Vallee intimately write his next flicker?
So Jerry Wald, author, was shipped on a
fast plane to New York to confer with the
star of his latest scenario, "The Great
Crooner," — Rudv Vallee.
ClNCE he was a tot of two — when ill—
^ ness almost robbed his body of life —
Fred Lowery has walked in almost com-
plete darkness.
But he says, "I'm glad it happened."
Fred may have but one-tenth vision in
one eye — but he can produce three and
four beautiful notes from his throat simul-
taneously. He is a whistler. But don't
let that mislead you. He doesn't do bird
imitations a la vaudeville. He's most em-
phatic about that.
He performs a flute obbligato, or sup-
plants the first violin in orchestra num-
bers, such as "Overture to William Tell"
and "Liebestraum."
When John Charles Thomas heard him
for the first time he exclaimed, "It just
can't be done!" As a singer, he knows that
the throat isn't capable of producing a
Facing the Music
(Continued from page 7)
number of notes at the same time. But
Fred grins and does it . . . regularly on the
air with Vincent Lopez' orchestra.
When he was a boy, Fred was sent
away to Blind Institute — away from his
home in Palestine, Texas, the tiny town
where he was born in 1909.
One day Ernest Nichols, a famous
whistler, gave a recital at the Institute.
When he finished, one of the little girls
informed him shyly that Fred could
whistle, too.
The old artist was amazed at the purity
and beauty of the three and four simul-
taneous notes Fred could produce from
his throat. Other whistlers produced mul-
tiple notes in their mouths but Nichols
said there was a difference — as much dif-
ference as between the music produced
by a Stradivarius and a mail order fiddle.
He impressed the boy with the fact that
he had a gift he must develop.
When Fred was eighteen, Morton
Downey, making a theater appearance,
heard him and hastened to introduce him-
self. "You're wasting your time here. Go
to New York."
That was the final push of encourage-
ment Fred needed. He rushed home,
packed his bags and took the next train
to Manhattan, fortified with several letters
of introduction from Downey. After a few
months in New York, Vincent Lopez an-
nexed him as a featured soloist.
He is a hobbyist, having an extremely
fine collection of phonograph records,
many out of print, therefore valuable. He
roller skates and swims, goes to baseball
games to get the thrill of being part of
the crowd. He has learned to use a
candid camera with precision, and cooks
a tasty steak.
OFF THE MUSIC RACK
Mark Warnow's Blue Velvet program
lures more fan mail than any other sus-
tainer on CBS. Most of the mail comes
as the result of the Tune Teasers, a feature
of this program, during which Mark p!ays
old tunes; asks listeners to guess the titles
and promises to reveal them if the fans
write . . . Bernie Cummins has at 'ast
gotten himself a manager, after all these
years of handling his own affairs. His
manager's name is Mrs. Bernie Cummins,
who, until six years ago, was Katherine
Mahoney. Their wedding took place in
New York's St. Patrick's Cathedral and
things were quite domestic until, noticing
that Bernie took too much time away
from his music for business details, she
sold him the idea of becoming his man-
ager . . . Mark Warnow has been ap-
pointed orchestra conductor of We, the
People on CBS. . . . Ramona and Paul
Whiteman are battling in the courts again
over their contract — this time it is the
New York Supreme Court ... A hotel in
New York features "The Big Apple" as
a dessert. Consists of an apple which has
been peeled, boiled and filled with frozen
fruits and whipped cream. . . . Chicago
has its share of top-notch orchestras for
the Fall season: Kay Kyser is at the
Blackhawk; Freddy Martin and Ted
Weems are at the Aragon and Trianon
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W. P. JUDGE: George Olsen's Orches-
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He is still one of the better orchestra
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WALTER RUSSART: Dolly Dawn is
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and an institution with George Hall's fine
CBS orchestra. Right now Dolly is taking
operatic singing lessons. No she's not con-
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training for blues-singers. Gets most of
her fan mail from collegians, particularly
Navy, Army and Notre Dame men. Spends
most of her free time seeing movies and
buying dresses. Her favorite hobby is
collecting toy dogs.
IDA McCLAIN: There are fourteen
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the maestro. "Rippling Rhythm" is con-
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The Man I Hate — And
Vice Versa
(Continued from page 19)
your
"Would you let me float in
swimming pool, Mr. Fields?"
"You wouldn't float— you'd sink. You're
waterlogged."
Well, that got me down. "Waterlogged,"
indeed, indeed, indeed. Bergen intervened:
"Bill, try to realize that Charlie's life
is quite different from ours."
"I should say it is," said Mr. Fields.
"He gets planted, then he grows up. We
grow up and then we get planted. Fatal-
istically analytical — they didn't think I
could say that ... 1 didn't think I could
mvself."
But 1 couldn't contain myself. "You're
not kidding me." I blurted to Mr. Fields.
"You used that line in your last picture."
"Oh. you saw it?" drawled Mr. Fields.
"How did vou like it?"
"Rotten!" I said, feeling like a wooden
heel. But the round was mine.
As I remember the first round of our
feud went to Mr. Fields, although some
of my repartee clung to him like burls —
burrs, I mean. There I go thinking red-
wood again. "How old is Charlie r"' Mr.
Fields asked Bergen, ^and Bergen said
"He's twelve vears old."
"Twelve vears old," repeated Mr. Fields.
"How interesting I wonder if the little
nipper will sing me a song?"
I WILL if you give me ten dollars," I
' replied.
"Ten dollars? He's more than twelve!"
said Mr Fields.
"He's really older than he looks," ex-
plained Bergen. "He was hewn out of an
old oak tree." (I wish Bergen would get
together with himself on this. One time
it's a white pine, and then it's an oak.
I doubt if he really knows.)
"His face looks as if it were hewn out
of a piece of sassafras root." said Mr.
Fields, not at all like a gentleman.
"Oh, is that so?" I blurted. "If you
had to cut your face out of a piece of
wood, they would have to use redwood for
a nose — and an ample bit of it. too, I'd
say."
And that was the way that started.
"Yes — oh yeah — of course!" fumed Mr.
Fields. "Redwood for a nose! He's a
fresh little punk, isn't he? Redwood for
a nose! He'5; full of termites. Take him
away from me, he draws flies."
I had a hard time keeping myself in
hand (Bergen's hand). "He's drunk!" I
yelled.
"Yes and I'll be sober tomorrow and
you'll still be full of termites," Mr. Fields
yelled back at me. Ringsiders at that one
declared it was Mr. Fields' round but my
words kept haunting him. ". . Redwood
for a nose . . . he's only twelve eh? What's
he wearing a wig for?" Mr. Fields mum-
bled. "Can you imagine that little rat
. redwood for a nose.' Don't let him
get away— will you? 'Redwood for a
nose' . . I'll take Baby LeRoy in prefer-
ence any time. And he's no bargain."
The next time Mr. Fields and I came
together socially 1 did my best to bridge
the gap. lust an old-fashioned wooden
bridge but no go.
"Hello Mr. Fields!" 1 said.
"Oh hello blood poison."
"Mr. Fields I've been reading a book."
"Who hasn't?" queried Mr. Fields.
"This book has taught me a lot ot
things. I want to apologize for the nasty
way 1 talked about your nose being made
of redwood "
"Think nothing of it. Forget it" said
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Mr. Fields practically ignoring me and
turning to Mr. Don Ameche. who is master
of ceremonies at our Sunday Kaffee
Klatches. But I insisted:
"I can't forget it. I've been thinking
about it ever since last Sunday."
"Perish the thought. Forget about it."
"That's big of you, Mr. Fields. And
now do you feel sorry that you said I was
full of termites?" I was propping up my
amour propre.
"Oh 1 guess I do," he murmured. "1
guess I do. I really haven't had time to
give it much thought."
Then Bergen stepped in as mediator:
"Charlie really loves you, Mr. Fields."
"Yes indeed I do. But 1 don't think
Mr. Fields loves me."
"This has gone far enough," said Mr.
Fields, pulling himself up to his full height
and raising his redwo — his nose. "I've been
a gentleman up to now but he's not going
to tell me that I don't love him. I'll
break every knot in his body. Another
thing I want to tell you . . . you didn't
know that I was in Bergen's dressing room
this afternoon and I heard Charlie telling
Dorothy Lamour that from the looks of
my nose I must have been weaned on
ketchup. . . Dirty little rat, he's a wool
in sheep's clothing!"
IT was after this incident that Mr. Fields
■ told me to sew (I have always won-
dered why he didn't say "nail") a button
on my lip. He threatened to rip off my
bark and bite off my limbs, to sick a
woodpecker on me, and to prune every
twig on my body. Of course I felt like
a stuffed shirt doing it, but I decided it
was time to take legal action. I've learned.
Never again. Never put the "b" for bar-
rister on the honey-toned Mr. Fields. The
man is a sorcerer. He hypnotized my
lawyer. Hyp-hip-hooray! This is what
happened.
I decided to sue Mr. Fields for ?12.000,
defamation of character, alienation of af-
fections, slander, breach of etiquette,
breach of faith, breach of friendship. Ber-
gen had his doubts about collecting. "Do
you stand a chance?" he asked me. "Blatt,
Blab, Brag and Pecksniff never fail." my
lawyer said, pulling himself up haughtily.
"Greetings, Charles, my diminutive little
chum," Mr. Fields said as my lawyer and
I (and Bergen — he gets into everything)
entered.
"Hello, Mr. Fields," I answered.
"And greetings to you, Counsellor." said
Mr. Fields, in melting tones. "Pardon me
for complimenting you on your beautiful
blond beard. Didn't you used to play the
tuba in the House of David Band? How's
everything up at Benton Harbor?"
"Very fine, thank you, very fine," an-
swered the lawyer. "But let's get on with
the case, M.x. Fields. I have come here to
represent my client, one Charles McCar-
thy, to institute proceedings against you
for $12,000.
"Mr. Fields, we are prepared to press
the following charges — defamation of char-
acter, alienation of affection, loss of ser-
vices, threatened intent to assault, bat-
tery, mayhem and murder . . . et al. Mr.
Fields, did you or did you not, on
the 9th of May last, refer to the plaintiff
as a piece of sassafras root."
"That's what he called me, all right."
I blurted out.
"Yes, yes, I did," admitted the de-
fendant.
"He admits it!" 1 shrieked.
"But sassafras root is very dear to my
heart, barrister," said Mr. Fields, wiping
a tear from his eye with a purple hand-
kerchief. "I was weaned on sassafras
root."
"Oh, how that man can lie! Don't
you believe him, counsellor."
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"Mr. Fields," continued my attorney,
silencing me with a look. "Did you, or
did you not, on the same day, accuse my
client of being full of termites?"
"Full of termites? Yes ... I remem-
ber. I answer in the affirmative," said-
Mr. Fields, meaning "yes." "But there
were extenuating circumstances. Charles
squirmed off Mr. Bergen's knee three
times that day. It was not a threat . . .
I only wanted to warn him. 1 feared for
the little chap's innards. I thought he
probably had ants."
"Mr. Fields, did you, or did you not,
on May 16th, last, describe my client as
a piece of Grade B lumber?"
"How true . . . how true . . . but Grade
B lumber, counsellor, is very near and
dear to my heart. Grade B lumber . . .
my little grade home in the West. Par-
don me, barrister, while I shed a tear."
Mr. Fields mopped his eyes. "My old
homestead was constructed of that ma-
terial ... a modest little lean-to. We
had no windows but very large cracks in
the wall which served the purpose admir-
ably."
This was too much. I could see my
case and my barrister weakening. "On
May 30th he said he would sick a wood-
pecker on me. Ask him to explain that.
Go ahead!" I insisted.
"It was merely a lark . . . Havy, haw
. . . stop me — I only wanted to give the
little chap the bird."
THE bird, eh? Now what does he mean
' by that crack?" I asked.
"Tut, tut," my lawyer said. "Let's
stick to the case. Mr. Fields, did you,
or did you not, on June 20th, threaten to
drive a nail into the chest of my client?"
"I understood he was afflicted with
Grade B lumber-pneumonia . . . and
thought his chest should be tapped."
"Oh, my, oh my . . . he's the most
deceitful man I ever knew!" I bawled.
"Double-crosser . . . buzzard . . ."
"Cease, Mr. McCarthy," said my lawyer.
"Very beautiful, Mr Fields."
"And, what's more, did or did not the
little nipper threaten to clip me and mow
me down? Insist that my nasal organ
was made of redwood . . . accuse me of
being an addict of the Demon Rum?
Have you forgotten that, my little plain-
tiff?"
"I haven't, but on the other hand ..."
I tried to say.
"Did I not refer to you as my diminu-
tive little chum, my pretty little twig,
my own flesh and timber? Did I not offer
you my nose filled with nickels?" con-
tinued Mr. Fields.
"Yes, but you forget ..." I interposed.
"A veritable fortune for a young lad
in such modest circumstances ... no food
to buy, barrister ... no liquid to consume
. . . practically no overhead . . . not even
a bath to take . . . just a little sand paper
now and then. What a fortunate little
sapling," gushed Mr. Fields.
"There he goes again!" I yelled. "Get
•that down — get that down . . . make a
note of that."
"The little chap does not know his
forestry," said Mr. Fields in tones that
would melt granite. The lawyer com-
menced to sob.
"There is no need to go any further,
Mr. Fields. I understand," he said. This
was going too far.
"Yeah — and you said you'd prune
every twig off my body. Explain that!"
I ordered.
"Quiet, Mr. McCarthy," ordered my
lawyer. "Go on, Mr. Fields." But I
couldn't be quiet.
"He called me a little rat ... a little
punk ... he said he'd saw my arm off . . ."
"Oh, how could the boy misunderstand
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Fields. "How can one so young resort
to such a tarradiddle? It's a fib ... a
downright fib. Pardon me if 1 raise my
voice and lose my temper, counsellor."
"Mr. McCarthy, 1 cannot take this
case." my lawyer said to me.
"What brand is it?" Mr. Fields asked,
his interest renewed.
"1 can see at a glance that Mr. Fields,
the kind man, is the one who is maligned,
who is injured," said my lawyer, picking
up his briefs. No, Bergen, he wasn't a
Boy Scout and he wasn't in shorts. You
don't understand legal talk.
"Charles, my little chum, haven't I al-
ways been the very milk of human kind-
ness?" Mr. Fields asked me.
"Yes, sour milk."
"Enough," said my lawyer. "I refuse
your case, Mr. McCarthy. . . . Good-bye,
Mr. Fields. It is a pleasure for me to
meet such a kind-hearted man. I apolo-
gize for my intrusion."
'Oh, don't mention it," said Mr. Fields.
"Au revoir, counsellor. Now McCarthy,
get your paper and pencil out and put
this in your little memory book. You
buckthorn in my side . . . you pump
handle . . .!"
"Counsellor — counsellor!" I shrieked.
yOU skunk cabbage . . . you stink
* weed ..."
"Whoa — help! Counsellor!"
"Go 'way — you're infected with frost
bite . . . you grubs' hacienda . . ."
"Quick! Where is my counsellor? What
a lawyer!"
"You knotty pine . . . you yesteryear's
discarded Christmas tree . . . you ter-
mite's flophouse ... I hate every branch
of your family tree!" continued Mr.
Fields. Now I ask you, where is Justice?
Counsellor, lawyer, attorney, barrister,
help, help! Is every day Mr. Fields'
Day?
{All excerpts from Fields-Bergen-Chase-
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of the copyright owners.)
"Nor Rain Nor Heal Nor
Gloom of Night — "
(Continued from page 23)
about that when the crook pulled a blue-
barrelled automatic from his right hand
coat pocket. The hand that held it shook.
The face above it was filled with venom.
The man was desperate.
With his own right hand, Charlie made
a quick move toward his own right hip —
he wasn't armed — and jumped for the
bandit. In a brief struggle Charlie pin-
ioned the man's arms to his side with a
trick he had learned in the army. And
at his command, the man who had been
so murderous but a few seconds before,
let that automatic slip into the ashcan.
They were still struggling when Detec-
tive Dow of the Bathgate Avenue Police
Station came poking into the alley. After
insisting that the officer identify himself,
Charlie turned the prisoner over to him.
And then he started going away from
there.
"Hey, wait a minute. Come back here,"
Dow ordered.
"No, 1 can't stop now," Charlie told
him.
"But just a minute. Who are you?"
"Can't you see I wear the uniform of
the United States Postal Service?"
"Sure, I know that, but you've got to
appear against this man."
"Well, I haven't got time now, I've got
to deliver the mail."
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And with that, Charlie did what the
stick-up man had advised: He beat it.
Out on the truck Charlie looked at
his watch. He had lost five minutes of
Uncle Sam's time. And there was a half
a truck-load of mail that must, come
what may, be delivered before noon. He
told Herman to step on the gas.
Herman, of course, was dying with curi-
osity. But all Charlie would say was
thathe had caught his man.
"I'll tell you about it when we get back
to the station," he said. "Let's get the
rest of this mail delivered first. We're
about five minutes late."
Well, boys and girls, maybe this gives
you an idea why you so seldom complain
about mail service in the good old U.S.A.
You know, in the New York Post Office
alone thirteen million pieces of mail are
handled every day in the year. And also
on every day some thirty-five thousand
pieces of misdirected mail are given cor-
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Wow! Is that a record?
It shows you that when the post office
boys say the mail must not be mislaid
or delayed they are not talking pipe
dreams. They are merely thinking in the
terms of Charlie Heyler. who wouldn't
let catching a criminal interfere with the
delivery of his truckload of parcels.
And speaking of the mail — which I have
been doing at some length — I want you
to read the letter Charlie Heyler wrote
me about this exploit of his. Short and
snappy, I calls it:
^\N May fifth, I jumped off a mail
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the secret. You'll listen to the greatest
wooing of history this evening because —
Parkyakarkus loves Martha Raye and
Martha loves Parky!
Al: Why, Tiny, how can you say such
a thing! You know Parky and Martha
spend all their time insulting one another!
Tiny: That's just it — that's how I
know they're in love. They're both so
shy they don't want the other to know
their secret. But really they're simply eat-
ing their hearts out for one another. You
just listen tonight and see if I'm not right.
Martha: (She's outside in the ball, but
we can hear her yelling.) Ohhhh boy!
Lifebuoy! Oh boy!
Al: Shh, Martha, we're on the air.
Martha: Oh, am I mad! Am 1 mad!
Say Al, how much would you charge to
kill a guy?
Al: Me kill a guy? What for?
Martha: 1 was standing outside the
studio, minding my own business — and
some guy drove up and hitched his horse
to me!
Al: Well, don't you mind, Martha —
here comes Parkyakarkus to comfort you
now.
Martha: Comfort me? That Swivel-
puss? He was the guy that did it!
Al: Now, don't try to deceive us,
Martha. Tiny has discovered your secret,
and it's safe with us and a couple of
million people listening in.
Tiny: That's right, Martha. Why, do
you know what Parky said about you
the other day? He said, "When I gaze
into Martha's eyes, time stands still."
Parky: Yeah — but what I meant was
her face would stop a clock.
Al: You shouldn't say that about
Marthy, Parky. You're no Don Juan.
Parky: Just the same, a girl at the
party we went to last night said 1 had
the face of a great lover.
Al: (Laughing scornfully.) Well, I cer-
tainly wouldn't say that about you.
Martha: Neither did the girl. What she
really said was, "Wow, look at that
kisser!"
Parky: Well, Martha did all right with
her kisser, Al. You should of been there
when they started playing kissing games.
She kissed three fellas at one time, and
didn't even use her lower lip!
Martha: (In a rage.) Somebody give
me a feather — 1 want to beat his brains
out!
Al: I'm afraid you're too late, Martha.
As a child he was kicked in the head by
a grasshopper.
Parky: Anyway, I'm good looking. Look
at her, with that mouth! Why, in her last
picture she yawned and I couldn't see
Bing Crosby!
Al: Now, Parky, stop talking like that.
You know Martha is the girl of your
dreams.
Parky: If she is, I'm gonna stop eating
before I go to bed.
Martha: Parkyakarkus, why don't you
go out and get an aspirin?
Parky: What for? I ain't got a head-
ache.
Martha: No, but I have.
Parky: How can something ache when
there ain't nothing there?
Martha: You should talk — if there was
a sales tax on brains you'd get a refund.
Parky: Is that so? I got more brains
in my whole head than you got in your
little finger. You know the sit-down strikes
they was having a couple months ago?
They got that idea from me. Sure! . . .
Parkyakarkus.
Al: Oh, you're smart all right.
Parky: I was even smart B. S. S. Be-
fore Social Security.
Martha: You don't even know what
Social Security is!
Parky: I do too! I'll even explain it
to you. If I'm sitting in my automobile
with a beautiful girl on a lonely road and
it's a dark night and the moon is shining
and the stars is blinking — and if the Gov-
ernment will only pass a law to keep
Martha Raye away — Boy, that's Socia
Security!
Martha: What'd I ever do to deservt
this! Parky, why do you keep on insult-
ing me?
Parky: Well, to tell you the truth
Martha, I hate singers.
Martha: But there are lots of singer-
— why do you always pick on me?
Parky: When I insult singers — I stan
at the bottom!
Martha: I've had enough of this! Mr
Jolson! I want you to fire this guy.
Parky: Okay, I can always go back tc
Loretta. She likes me.
Martha: Loretta who?
Parky: Loretta Young.
Martha: Go on, Loretta Young doesn't
even know you're alive.
Parky: Boy! Just give me ten minuter
alone with her and will she be surprised'
You know, I just wrote a poem specia
for Loretta Young.
Martha: Don't recite it.
Parky: All right, I will. It says
"Loretta Young, you beautiful Lorettr
Young. Ooh, how I'd love to kiss you—
ugh'"
Martha: That's the poem? Is that a-
far as you got?
Parky: Yeah, I could never get am
farther with Loretta Young.
Martha: Listen, I don't believe you
even know her.
Parky: Who don't? She's a relative ol
mine, even.
Martha: (Scornfully.) How is Lorettn
Young related to you?
Parky: Her father and my father were
fathers.
Martha: Well, your father certainly
wouldn't admit it if he could see you in
that suit you're wearing now. All the
colors of the rainbow! Is that your new
fall outfit?
Parky: If it ain't I'm stuck six bucks.
Martha: You mean you got all that
for six dollars?
Parky: Yeah — I found a place where
they sell you a suit with three vests, six
pairs of pants, a topcoat, a twenty-six
piece set of dishes, an oil painting, a
slicker and a manicure.
Martha: What — no raccoon coat?
Parky: No, but they give you board
and room in a hotel for two days?
Martha: All for six dollars?
Parky: Yeah, but it's a very cheap
hotel. I bought another suit there too.
Boy, would you love that one! A suit
with two pair of gloves.
Martha: Two pair of gloves? What's
the idea of that?
Parky: It ain't got no pants and you
got to keep warm somehow.
Martha: And look at your vest! It's
too short — it doesn't even meet the pants!
Parky: I'm gonna introduce them in a
couple days. But anyway, they don't
have to meet, on account of that poem—
you know, East is East and Vest is Vest,
and never the pants shall meet.
Martha: Oh, you've got everything all
wrong again. It's never the twain shall
meet. The twain! The twain!
Parky : Aw, cut out the baby talk.
Martha: I'll certainly never invite you
to any of my parties. In those clothes
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you'd disgrace me.
Parky: Oh, don't worry about that. If
I have to go to a high class party I get
all dressed up in my herringbone suit and
I put a cake of Lifebuoy in my pocket.
Martha: Am I hearing right? When
you go to a formal party you put a cake
of Lifebuoy in your herringbone suit?
Parky: Yeah — I get all dressed up in
my soap and fish.
Martha: You mean soup and fish —
soup — soup — didn't you ever hear of soup?
Parky: I hear it every time you eat it
with that big mouth of yours. I love
soup, but I'm very fussy. Last night in
my house we had soup but I couldn't
eat it.
Martha: Wasn't it good?
Parky: It was delicious.
Martha: Then why couldn't you eat it?
Parky: We ain't got no spoons.
Martha: Well, why didn't you run next
door and borrow a spoon?
Parky: This was next door where I was
eating.
Martha: (Beginning to yell.) But I
thought you said you were in your house!
Parky: Well, that's where I live — next
door.
Martha: Help! You live next door to
yourself?
Parky: Yeah. It's a duplex — four fami-
lies live there.
Martha: How do four families live in
one duplex?
Parky: They eat crab apples arid dou-
ble up!
Al: (Interrupting briskly.) Come on,
folks, we've got to get to work on to-
night's play ... Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight my little company and I will offer
for your approval our conception of that
famous play which was suggested by
Parkyakarkus' head — "Dead End."
Parky: Wait a minute. I don't like
that play. I got another one here I like
to do.
Al: All right — what play do you want
to do?
Parky: "Eighth Heaven!"
Al: "Eighth Heaven?" You mean
"Seventh Heaven."
Parky: Naw, that was last year's ver-
sion— this is this year's.
Al: Well, all right Parky — that's a good
play too. (Whispering to Tiny.) All right.
Tiny, we'll see if your suspicions are cor-
rect. We'll let Parky and Martha play
the leads in this play, the two lovers. And
if they're really in love they'll give great
performances. (Louder.) Martha, come
here a minute, honey. We're going to do
"Seventh Heaven," and you play the part
of Diane. Parky, you're Chico!
Parky: Who are you — Harpo?
Al: Now, Parky, the action takes place
in Paris, and you live in an attic. But
you don't like it — in fact, the attic gives
you a pain. Now what do you do?
Parky: I take two aspirins for my attic.
Al: No, no! You make love to Martha
— you're the hero.
Parky: Boy, if I make love to her I
must be a hero.
Al: Now, Martha, Parky is in the attic.
He's been waiting for you for six hours
— Parky, where are you going?
Parky: I'm gonna open a window — it's
too stuffy here in the attic.
Al: Oh, come here! Now, Martha, the
attic is seven flights up and when you
come home, you run up the stairs be-
cause when you get to the top, you know
what you get?
Martha: Sure, I get all out of breath.
Al: No, no — after you've run up the
stairs you find Parkyakarkus.
Martha: If that's what I get, I'll walk!
Say, why must this thing be seven flights
up?
Al: Because it's in the play.
Martha: Well, let's do a play about a
two-family house.
Al: The next play we do will be in a
lunatic asylum. Now Parky, in this play
you keep saying, "I am a very remarkable
fellow." You see, you have a colossal
egotism.
Parky: Is that worse than rheumatism?
Al: No, no — that's the keynote of the
play. Now, let's go. Parky, you're in the
attic, waiting for Diane.
Parky: Diane — Diane — oh. where is
Diane! I am a very remarkable fellow.
Where are you, Tootsie? Ah, there you
are. Hello, Diane.
(Nobody says anything!)
Al: Well, come on, Diane, say some-
thing. That's your cue.
Martha: Well, give me a chance!
(Panting heavily.) You think it's a cinch
running up seven flights. . . . 'Alio, Chico!
How you wass, keed? Oh, I like you
too much — come, let me kees you!
Parky: (And wouldn't you be scared
toof) Keep away or I'll slug you.
Al: She's got to kiss you, Parky, it's
in the play.
Parky: Well, I don't wanna play. If I
got to do parts where I got to kiss girls,
why can't we get Loretta Young on this
program?
Al: Oh, go on! Kiss Martha.
Parky: Boy, if I can live through this,
will I be a remarkable fellow! Come here,
keed, and let me kees you.
(Maybe it's a kiss, but it sounds more
like an explosion.)
Martha: They named this play wrong
— this shouldn't be "Seventh Heaven," it
should be "Anything Goes."
Parky: And now we get married, wee?
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Martha: Married? Oh, Boy! Oh, Boy!
Al: Now comes the climax of the play.
After you get married, you have a big
celebration in your house. Now, Parky,
all you have in the house is a bottle of
milk and some flour.
Parky: Boy, that's some celebration.
Al: Well. Diane wants some bread, so
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some butter, so you make butter out of
the milk. She wants some cheese, so you
make that, too. You can do everything
— you see, Parky, you're a very remark-
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Parky: (Mighty pleased with himself.)
Boy, am I good!
Al: Then Diane says, "Chico, 1 would
like to have some eggs."
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about that I must be a remarkable fel-
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Al: (Weakly.) Tiny — would you mind
finishing the program for me? All this
has been too much for me. I really don't
feel well.
Tiny: I don't blame you, Al — trying
to make actors out of those two.
Al: Well, it looks as if you were wrong
about them being in -love, doesn't it?
They didn't want to kiss each other.
Tiny: Oh, 1 don't know — look at them
now, over there in the corner of the
studio.
Al: Why, they're kissing each other!
Tiny: Looks as if the romantic play
got in some good work. What'd I tell —
Parky: (Yelling at the top of his voice.)
Owl She's got my head in her mouth and
she's trying to bite it off!
Tiny: Ladies and gentlemen, the pro-
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well enough to be on next Tuesday's
show, but you'll have to listen in, at 8:30
P.M., Eastern Standard Time, to be sure
of it. Until then — good night.
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Bye Lo, Bye Lo.
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FOURTH PRIZE
WE LIKE FRANK!
I am surprised to find nothing in your
magazine that gives credit to silver-voiced
Frank Munn.
Don't you know he has the sweetest
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you heard? His Sunday, Tuesday and Fri-
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ether families as well. We look forward
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should be missed by no one.
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FIFTH PRIZE
THE IDEA, MRS. BECKER!
I read a letter in your September issue
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portunity to answer it. The letter was
signed Mrs. Earl Becker.
The idea, Mrs. Becker! I should think
that a woman would be broad minded
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SIXTH PRIZE
INTRODUCTION A-LA-BING
"Yours for more consideration of the
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September issue of Radio Mirror) is
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she had conquered by her own courage.
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to that black year of 1935. Her hurts had
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same channels carry the stream of her
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knows as a woman will be deep because
they are deep.
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she returned to work after her illness, and
she was more of an actress. I-t was then
that Big Boss Darryl Zanuck noticed her
seriously for the first time, scheduled her
for more important roles than she had
ever had in "Sing Baby, Sing," and "Wake
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movie critics rushed home to file rave
notices about Alice Faye. They had dis-
missed her with a line before. Fan maga-
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selves wrote angrily to Fox studios that it
was too, too bad that Alice Faye didn't
get Dick Powell.
Alice overnight found herself a star.
Suddenly everyone she thought had turned
against her jumped on the Alice Faye
bandwagon. Radio sponsors wrangled for
her signature on a contract — she hadn't
made more than an occasional guest ap-
pearance in years. Leading song-writers
— including the late, great George Gershwin
— got their heads together and decided
that above all other girl singers in the
country, Alice Faye was their choice to
put over a song. Walter Winchell had
said so long ago, but now he was leading
a chorus of voices in the chant: "That
Faye girl has GOT something."
WHAT could Darryl Zanuck do? He
tore up her old contract and gave her
a new, star-size one in its place.
All this happened in such a short time
that Alice Faye didn't have the time to
change, superficially. She still preferred
a furnished Hollywood apartment to a
Beverly Hills estate equipped with swim-
ming pool and other star-accessories.
Probably as a hangover from the old
hide-from-the-truant-officer days, she liked
to move often . . . changing her back-
grounds with her moods.
She had softened, the Broadway veneer
was gone — but that Faye temper still
reared its head at times. One director,
who had the bad judgment to say too
loud that he "asked them to give me an
actress and they gave me a night club
singer," can vouch for that. He still has
a scar where Alice's hurled script caught
him neatly between the eyes.
This star stuff was so new that Alice
■was still selfconscious. She says Darryl
Zanuck won't come on her sets any more
because every time he did a few months
ago, she'd fall flat on her face. He's
afraid she'll break her neck. Alice says,
so he stays away.
Like the little girl on the West Side who
wanted pretty clothes and taxi-rides, Alice
still loved the warm sensation of luxury.
She spent hours shopping for pretty
clothes and perfumes (the bills horrified
Brother Bill for awhile, until the spend-
ing spree abated). She made a rush trip
to New York to show off her first mink
coat.
The transition period is over now. Alice
has tempered her life-long ambition with
a dash of wise, Hollywood skepticism. All
this new ease is satisfying, but there may
be a nigger in the woodpile somewhere.
She's ready for him, if he shows his face.
Her happiness is bigger than Hollywood.
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jy LICE, a good friend of hers relates,
^" came back to her dressing room after
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this important part, and stood looking in
her mirror with tears in her eyes.
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two famed comics. What 1 wonder is this:
Were the boys giving Louise a birthday
gift or a gold advertisement?
CLORENCE GEORGE has yet to be
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hear herself as others hear her. The
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JIMMY WALLINGTON set up the wife
and new baby in a Santa Monica home
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about the technician who didn't recognize
him and tried to explain about micro-
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schooling problem. Is eyeing Stanford
with (four years hence) a touch of Har-
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. . . Andy flew his bride to Del Monte
for the honeymoon and one of his friends
also planed up there to snap in-the-air
candid shots en route. By the way, why
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happy newlyweds at the after-wedding re-
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teens and dassn't go out with Mr. Downs
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verbal beating the Marx Brothers gave
Charlie Butterworth on a recent Packard
show. They didn't do Charlie much good
with their patter — not to mention the spon-
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wants to charge a large food concern for
advertising space. She's painted the name
of their products on the backs of her pet
turtles. (What folks won't do for a gag —
or a columnist for a line) . . . Of
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and Mary Livingstone came back from
Europe, they were met at the dock by
Mary's sister, Babe Marx, and their female
offspring Joanie Benny. All trained
West except Jack, who is nuts about driv-
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(Continued from page 42)
cook can turn out a perfect holiday meal.
I'd suggest a simple menu for Christ-
mas day — tomato juice cocktail, roast
turkey with stuffing, cranberry sauce,
mashed potatoes, gravy, a fresh vegetable,
fruit cake or plum pudding and coffee.
Salad is optional, but if you decide to
serve one, avoid the elaborate types. En-
dive or head lettuce with French dressing
is an excellent link between the rich main
and dessert courses.
Plum pudding or fruit cake may be
made any time between now and Christ-
mas. They will keep perfectly. Two days
before Christmas, the cranberry sauce and
the tomato juice cocktail may be pre-
pared, according to the Mystery Chef's
recipes, and stored in the refrigerator un-
til serving time.
Cranberry Sauce
1 lb. cranberries
1 lb. granulated sugar
yi cup water
Place the ingredients in a saucepan and
boil slowly for twenty minutes, skimming
off all the white foam as it forms. Re-
move from flame and chill. The cran-
berries are not to be mashed. When the
sauce has chilled, the berries will be firm
and transparent, and the juice will have
formed a heavy jelly.
Tomato Cocktail
1 can tomato juice
2 tbls. horseradish sauce
4 tbls. tomato catsup
1 can clam broth (optional)
Celery salt to taste
Lemon juice to taste
Combine ingredients and shake in cock-
tail shaker or fruit jar. If the mixture
is too thick, dilute with cold water to
desired consistency. If the tomato cock-
tail is kept in the refrigerator until serv-
ing time, you will not need to add ice be-
fore shaking to serve.
The same day you make the cranberry
sauce and the tomato cocktail, prepare the
chestnuts for the turkey stuffing. For a
ten to twelve pound turkey, use a pound of
chestnuts. Slit each shell with a knife,
then allow the chestnuts to boil for twenty
minutes. Keep the chestnuts boiling while
you remove them, one or two at a time,
run cold water over them and peel them.
When all are peeled, chop the chestnuts.
They are then ready to go into the dress-
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The day before Christmas make the
French dressing for the salad and the hard
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The really important day before Christ-
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2 cups diced celery, or more
1 cup chopped onion, or more
1 lb. chestnuts (prepared as directed)
4 tbls. butter
Salt and paprika
Pour over the bread sufficient boiling
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and salt and paprika to taste to the bread
and mix well. Stuff the turkey, being sure
to put sufficient stuffing into the breast,
through the opening in the front, to give
the fowl a well-rounded appearance. With
a large darning needle and fine string, sew
up the openings, using an in and over
stitch as though lacing a shoe. Openings
must be tightly closed to prevent hot fat
from running into dressing during cooking.
Truss the turkey, and place it in the re-
frigerator until you are ready to roast
it.
For roasting, allow twenty minutes to
the pound, and baste every thirty minutes.
The fat taken from the turkey should be
rendered in the roasting pan and this
melted fat (add melted butter if there
isn't much fat) used to baste the turkey
when you have placed it in the roaster.
After the fat has been well rubbed in,
flour the turkey all over, rubbing the flour
in with your hands, then sprinkle with
salt and pepper. Place the turkey in the
oven, which has been preheated to 400
degrees, and cook at that temperature for
one hour. Reduce the heat to 300 degrees
to complete the cooking.
With the turkey in the oven on Christ-
mas morning, set the giblets to simmer-
ing to provide the broth for the gravy.
Next peel the potatoes and prepare your
other vegetables and let them stand in
cold water until you are ready to put
them on to cook, then wash the salad
greens and place them in the refrigerator.
The potatoes should be started in cold,
salted water, in a covered pot, and al-
lowed to boil slowly for thirty minutes,
so start them forty minutes before serv-
ing time, to allow ample time for cooking
and mashing. When they are cooked,
drain them, run them through a ricer, add
butter and milk (half a tablespoon of
butter for each potato, and sufficient milk
to make a creamy consistency) and beat,
hard over a low flame.
When the turkey is done, remove it to
a heated platter and keep it hot while
making the gravy. For a gravy, pour
off all but about three tablespoons of fat,
then add three tablespoons of flour to the
fat and mix it thoroughly over a low
flame. Add the broth from the simmering
giblets (one quart), bring to a boil, stirring
constantly, then reduce flame and still
stirring allow to simmer for three or four
minutes. Season to taste adding more
broth or water if the gravy is too thick.
And now for the dessert. If you wish
to serve a plum pudding like the hand-
some one pictured at the beginning of this
article here is the recipe. Patrons of the
many popular Schrafft's restaurants in New
York City vote it their favorite Christ-
mas'dessert.
Plum Pudding a la Schrafft
22/i cups dried bread crumbs
1J<2 cups flour
lT/i cups sugar
2 tsps. salt
1 tsp. grated nutmeg
l/2 tsp. mace
l/z tsp. cinnamon
2 cups raisins seeded and. cut up
2 cups seedless raisins
2 cups finely chopped suet
1 oz. candied orange peel
1 oz. citron.
1 cup molasses
6 eggs well beaten
Yz cup brandy
Combine the dry ingredients, spices and
fruit and mix well, then add the liquids
and beat in thoroughly. Turn mixture in-
to a well-floured square of unbleached cot-
ton cloth. Tie corners together to form
a bag taking care to allow space for pud-
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Beauty by Contrast
(Continued from page 52)
So. to show you how this rule works,
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A FAVORITE alibi of Jacques Ren-
•* ard's has just been knocked into a
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ques, who is the rotund band leader for
Eddie Cantor, has always claimed that
Mrs. Renard's cooking was responsible for
about a hundred of his 274 pounds. Late
this summer Mrs. Renard and her oldest
daughter Winifred, took a New York va-
cation and while they were gone Jacques
set out to prove his contention, going on
a diet of salads and three-course dinners.
On the day they got back he stepped on
a pair of scales, his face all set to beam
proudly. The scales registered 274^.
IRREVERENT observation: In profile,
■ General Hugh S. Johnson looks like W.
C. Fields. And what feature emphasizes
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IT'S not her sponsor's fault that you
' aren't hearing Helen Hayes on the air
this year. Everybody tried hard to think
of some way she could broadcast while
she tours in her hit stage play, "Victoria
Regina," but the tour is so extensive
and includes so many cities that haven't
big radio facilities that it was impossible.
It's almost a certainty, though, that she'll
be back on the air next fall, after the tour
is over and she is settled on Broadway
again in a new play.
THE two funniest fellows on the air,
' Jack Benny and Fred Allen, bandied
this witty conversation about when they
met briefly in New York after their vaca-
tions:
"Hello, Jack."
"Hello, Fred."
"Nice vacation?"
"Not very. How about yours?"
"Naw. Didn't get much rest."
"Neither did I. Packing, and then un-
packing, and moving from one hotel to
another — it wasn't much fun."
"No, I guess not. Well, neither was
mine."
* * *
CRED, however, had a good reason for
■finding his vacation a bit disappointing.
His beloved aunt, Mrs. Elizabeth Lovely,
who was a mother to him when he was
a child, was extremely ill all summer, al-
though she is better now. If she hadn't
been, Fred would probably have refused
to go to Hollywood to fulfill his movie
contract.
* * *
Fred wired his manager in Hollywood
to find him a place to live. The manager
wired back that he'd found a wonderful
house, a regular Hollywood mansion. In
New York, Fred and Portland live in an
unpretentious two-room apartment, and
he wired the manager that was exactly
what he wanted in Hollywood. Back came
another suggestion from the manager:
"Can get you beautiful apartment for four
hundred a month." Fred's answer to
that was brief and to the point: "Get us
quiet little apartment — and after we get
out there you can pretend you don't know
us."
TWO original songs by Igor Gorin, "Cau-
1 casian Melody" and "Lament" have
just been published, reminding long-time
members of Hollywood Hotel about the
first time Igor played the compositions.
One evening, a few weeks after Igor
joined the cast, there was an informal
rehearsal at someone's home. Igor's Eng-
lish was still too sketchy for conversation,
so he sat down at the piano and strummed
a bit. Two of the songs he played were
his own compositions. When asked about
them, though, he was too shy to admit
he'd written them and claimed they were
native folk songs. Not until plans went
forward to clear them for use on a
Hollywood Hotel program would he con-
fess they were his.
* * *
JulAYBE one reason Charles J. Correll—
■▼■ Andy of Amos 'n' Andy — is so will-
ing to make all those guest appearances the
team has been doing lately, is that a newly
married man has certain financial respon-
sibilities. He was married, you know, on
September II to Alyce McLaughlin.
* * *
%A#E haven't seen it yet, but they tell
™ that Bobby Breen's new picture,
"Make a Wish," exhibits a young gentle-
man who knows a lot more than he used
to about acting. If it's true, radio's own
Gertrude Berg is responsible. She went
out to Hollywood to write "Make a Wish,"
sat in on the set when production started,
took a liking to him and suggested that
she would like to coach him in his lines.
They became great friends before they
were done, and if Bobby goes on the air
in a radio program called The Singing
Kid (adapted by Mrs. Berg from the sec-
ond picture she wrote for him) it will be
largely as a result of that friendship.
* * #
THE old Show Boat, radio's most famous
■ craft, will be scuttled and discarded
November 4, its place taken by a star-
studded program produced by the Metro-
Goldwyn-Mayer studios. Just as modern
means of entertainment spelled the doom
of the old-fashioned river show-boat, big-
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this veteran of the airwaves. Practically
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other shows, will take part in the new pro-
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WHEN Frances Langford was a high-
school girl in Lakeland, Florida, one
of her best friends was a girl who was
studying to be a concert pianist. Some-
times Frances sang while Alice accom-
panied her on the piano. Then Frances
went North, to Rudy Vallee and fame, but
Alice stayed in Lakeland, still studying
the piano. Frances often wrote to her
urging her to go to New York and try
for a job in radio. But Alice stayed where
she was — until last summer, when she
came to New York and offered herself to
radio as a concert pianist. Radio took her,
signed her up for a year on a coast-to-
coast network program, but — Alice is Alice
Cornett, the featured blues singer on Coca-
Cola's Song Shop. When she'll get a
chance to play a. piano on the air, no one,
least of all Alice, knows.
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members broadcasts a half hour program
of entertainment in song, and Saturdays
a one hour program is heard from the
stage of the Strand Theater. This Satur-
day group is a unit of two hundred and
fifty boys and girls from four to fifteen
years of age. Their hour is generally
known as the Krim-ko hour because the
commercial portion of the program is a
comic strip dramatization supplied by that
chocolate milk manufacturer, and_ here
Uncle Howdy is surrounded by his ju-
venile actors as they bring to life comic
strip characters. In addition to the comic
strip production the hour consists of
sparkling musical arrangements from pop-
ular hit tunes directed by Uncle Howdy;
trios; mixed quartets and other features-
all supported by the two hundred and
fifty voice chorus.
Among those gaining great popularity
in these kiddie revues are little Jack
Douglas Morse, five-year-old swing song-
ster; Marda Purchis and "Whitie" Wallace,
ballad singers; Joyce French and Donna
Winters, popular favorites in the swing-
singing department; fifteen-year-old Nor-
ma Beam with her surprisingly matured
style of classic rendering; and Margaret
Garvey, who is an audience winner with
the better known blues songs.
With all Lansing loving these groups
of entertainers and filling the theater to
capacity for their broadcasts. Uncle Howdy
now has plans under way for the forty-
voiced Juvenile Revue to tour the Butter-
field Theaters in all principal Michigan
cities.
In view of the national attention the
club has gained from listeners and dis-
tributors of nationally advertised pro-
Coast-to-Coast Highlights
{Continued from page 8)
ducts who ask for program transcriptions.
Program Director Howard Finch and the
Lansing Dairy Company can rightly be
proud of their accomplishments. And to
those who ask where our future radio
stars are coming from — it would seem
Uncle Howdy's Lansing WJIM kinder-
garten at least suggests one place.
NEIGHBOR SIGL
"Howdy, neighbors!" may not be a
familiar program salutation to all radio
listeners, but to thousands in the eastern
states it means Al Sigl is on the air with
the latest news bulletins and another of
his neighborly chats.
Eight years ago Sigl went on the air for
the first time over Rochester, New York's
WHAM as a newcaster for the Rochester
Times-Union. Two years later he trans-
ferred to the Times-Union owned station,
WHEC at Rochester, and ever since has
talked to his "neighbors" for two fifteen-
minute periods daily — once at noon and
once in mid-afternoon. Although these
periods were originally intended for
timely news bulletins only, the adroit Sigl
managed to give a couple minutes of each
broadcast to the mention of "neighborhood
needs." The results were surprising, and
also the beginning of his unique combina-
tion program of news and social service.
Rapidly growing, the program idea de-
veloped into a much desired, yet quite un-
expected, connecting link bewteen radio
and his newspaper. Continuing on the
same design, Al's broadcasts soon made
themselves felt as the friendly microphone
voice of the Times-Union, therebv extend-
ing the helping hand far beyond the scope
of normal newspaper service.
One of the first times when this friend-
liness made itself evident was shortly after
his initial broadcast. Five minutes be-
fore he was to go on the air, while he
was preparing late news flashes at his desk
in the editorial rooms, from where the
broadcasts originate, Al's telephone rang.
The man on the other end of the wire
pleaded: "Al, my little girl is in the hos-
pital. She's near death and she's got
to have a blood transfusion. I can't af-
ford to pay much. Will you help me?"
At that time such requests were some-
thing new to Al, but he called the hos-
pital and was told the type of blood the
youngster needed. He went on the air,
told the story, asked for a blood donor,
and the little one's life was saved.
Out of that early broadcast grew "Al
Sigl's Legion," a group of men and women
who give their blood in hospitals without
pay and who respond to calls at any hour,
day or night. _ Today the membership of
the "Legion" is nearing a thousand and
the service covers eight counties surround-
ing Rochester. During a recent month,
seven persons near death were brought
back to health through "Al Sigl's Legion."
Each volunteer is catalogued as to name,
address, age, telephone number and type
of blood, with cards kept on file at the
Times-Union office.
That's onlv one of Sigl's social services.
On another occasion he appealed for a
wheel chair for an unfortunate woman
and within ten minutes after signing off
he had offers of ten chairs. He had no
difficulty finding occupants for the other
(Continued on page 89)
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nine and with that start eighty-seven
wheel chairs were uncovered and put to
work.
At another time Al went to his "neigh-
bors" for a radio set for an elderly cou-
ple and that started an avalanche of re-
ceiving sets of all descriptions. These
completely filled a large store room in
his newspaper's building and were held
until he found other unfortunate couples
who wanted a radio.
Today the good deeds of Al Sigl's broad-
casts are countless. When the first couple
asked him for aid in finding a child for
adoption and he found one, he probably
wouldn't have believed himself that today
he would have arranged for eleven such
adoptions. But that is the number. When
an Indian chief from a nearby reservation
had Al appeal for reading material for
his people the result was so many books
that he recently attended the dedication
of a new government building on the reser-
vation to house the well-stocked library.
Enough books were gathered that a sec-
ond library may be established at an-
other reservation.
The return of runaway youngsters to
their homes is another of Al's specialties.
Frantic parents always turn to him for aid
because they've found his neighborhood
sessions over the air are effective methods
of getting the children back. The runa-
from page 87)
ways, Al has found, usually tune in to
learn how the family is "taking it," and
his verbal spankings, mentioning in plain
language their ingratitudes has returned
more than a hundred boys and _ girls to
their homes. At Christmas time his broad-
cast appeal to the kiddies is in another
vein. During the holidays he is a radio
Santa Claus to hundreds of physically han-
dicapped children in Rochester's hospitals,
the proceeds coming from a charity fund
furnished mostly by the donation of one
Sunday's air show receipts by a local air-
port. To these confined young folks and
the patients of the local tuberculosis sana-
torium it is "neighbor" Sigl who brings
all the nationally known entertainers to
entertain informally when visiting Ro-
chester. Ben Bernie and his orchestra,
Cab Calloway, Kate Smith, Alice Faye,
Amos 'n' Andy and Fred Waring's Penn-
sylvanians are only a few of the many
famous entertainers who have gladly
given their time when Al appealed to
them.
So, from what began as just a couple
more newscasts a day, Al Sigl's job has
developed into a twenty-four hour, seven-
day-a-week neighborly task. And it isn't
hard to understand why rich and poor,
old and young, tune-in and come to Al's
assistance when he asks for aid for some
new worthwhile project.
Glamour Is Overrated
(Continued from page 20)
the world would be better off without him
was referred to as "glamorous" by the
feature writer who went to interview her
in her cell. Perhaps the Borgias have be-
come glamourous through distance, but
this was something else again.
Mind you, 1 have no quarrel with
glamour. The depicting of its various
doings earns my bread and butter. And
honestly, the grapes aren't awfully sour.
But 1 have come to the conclusion that
glamour is overrated and that it would be
hard to maintain around the average
home. The upkeep is terrific.
Many years ago David Graham Phillips
wrote a book which was considered very
daring. It was called "Old Wives for
New," and warned wives to take care of
their hair and skins, not to grow fat and
to show a slight modicum of interest in
their meal tickets' — that is, their husbands'
— work and recreation. That was, of
course, sound advice, but it's only com-
mon sense and doesn't make for glamour
at all. Glamour is much more difficult
and costly, and can be realized more fully
if one has the necessary wherewithal,
to say nothing of space and competent
service. It is simpler to be glamorous in
a duplex penthouse with a large staff of
domestics than in a one room and bath
walkup.
It seems to my tottering mind that hus-
bands— and the world in general — could
do nicely with less glamour and more
character these days. A sense of humor
— which is not to be confused with the
two-edged wit of some of our more pub-
licized glamour girls — is easier to live with
than a sense of the exotic. And while
character does not make headlines, it
makes for comfort, consolation, and a
feeling of security.
Years ago a woman who was an ex-
cellent stage actress and writer had an
article in a national magazine which I've
never forgotten. She had been reading
the books which dealt with holding your
man, once you had married him. And
she determined to put all their precepts
into practice. When her husband arrived
home she greeted him arrayed in a new tea
gown, and done up regardless, with a nev\
hair-do and a newer make-up. She had
all his favorite- dishes for dinner. And all
through the meal she talked to him de-
terminedly in a sprightly fashion, as if he
were a delightful stranger whom she
simply must impress. But instead of re-
sponding with loud huzzas, he grew glum-
mer and glummer. And toward the end
of dinner, he rose from the table and ex-
claimed in heartbroken accents: "Darling,
you've been drinking!"
So you see, while the average male may
admire and even vaguely yearn for the
glamour depicted in books and on the
stage and screen, he shies away from it
at home. Caviar as a variant is all very
well, but he likes ham and eggs or waffles
and syrup or a good New England boiled
dinner.
I think it a pity that today's youngsters
should place so much emphasis on glam-
our. I'd like to gather them all together
at the receiving end of this microphone
and tell them — don't be fooled. The people
who have accomplished the enduring
things, those who have achieved some-
thing which really matters, are not glam-
ourous, in the sense you now understand.
The scientists, research and social workers,
the engineers — they aren't glamourous. And
the man and woman who live decently,
build themselves a home which is more
than four walls, and bring up a family of
fine children — they aren't glamourous
either, but they are vital to the well-
being of this country. More vital than
any headline personality of whom you
read in the papers.
Character, hard work, plain living —
these don't make the headlines. And the
man who fights beside his wife to keep
the spark of life in a beloved child does
not notice that his fellow soldier hasn't
powdered her nose lately or combed her
hair. And when it is over and the doctor
tells them they may hope, she probably
looks more beautiful to him than on the
day he married her — tired, and haggard,
with her face swollen with weeping and
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afraid for that. "In sickness and in
health," the marriage service reads, "for
better and for worse." There isn't a line
about glamour in it.
Not long ago a girl died whose name was
synonymous with glamour to hundreds and
thousands of people. All the newspapers
spoke of that. But what they didn't tell
their readers were the things which those
who were her friends knew — that she was
brave and sweet, that she was generous
and happy-hearted, that she had never
been known to say an unkind word about
anybody. None of the qualities her
friends knew and loved in her were glam-
ourous— why, they are qualities your little
old grandmother had, or your mother, or
your next-door neighbor. Human quali-
ties, rare perhaps, but still to be found in
a bewildered world. And long after glam-
our has been forgotten or another word
coined to express its effect upon the ob-
server, these qualities of character and
spirit will be remembered by those who
knew her.
Well, then, glamours all right, in its
place. But don't let it get out of hand.
And when you look in your mirror and
tell yourself sadly, "I'm afraid I'm not
glamourous," don't be downhearted, hor
this emphasis on glamour seems to be a
sort of unlikely escape in a world that
is certain of the future. If someone
would find a way to make character seem
glamourous to humanity, we'd have no
reason to fear the future — ever.
Words With Wings
(Continued from page 29)
ONE question every college freshman
should decide at once, if he hopes for
a happy and healthful life. He must make
up his mind that he is not going to
exploit the world, but serve it. Moses
came out of Pharaoh's palace and went
down to see his enslaved fellow country-
men and observe their burdens. That
was the beginning of great things for him.
And every college student, in thought
and imagination at least, should frequently
leave the palatial university buildings and
go down where people bear heavy bur-
dens, on the farms, in the mines, and in
the whirring factories. The student who
is not determined to sell his life dear in
lifting the burdens of humanity is not
fit to be in school.
—Dr. Rollin H. Walker, former Profes-
sor in Ohio Wesleyan University, in
a talk on Let's Talk it Over. NBC
IT'S always been my contention that
'real horse lovers are not gamblers! It's
a whole lot more fun for me to see a
colt come out in front when I have
watched him from babvhood in the fields
than it is to win a long shot on a horse
I don't know anything about
— Mrs. Clara Bell Walsh, noted sports-
woman, on Col. Jack Major's pro-
gram, CBS
THE sort of emergency we had in 1933
is obviously ov.er, for the moment;
prosperity has come back, for the people
who have got it. But there are millions
of people in this country who haven't
got it, any more than they had it in
1929. Just how many really unemployed
we have nobody knows . . . but it is cer-
tainly a great many — enough to make it
a little ridiculous to talk about prosperity.
We have millions of unemployed and we
have a national debt of thirty-seven
billion dollars — which Congress has shown
no inclination so far, to cut down. Mr.
Roosevelt may have been a little late in
getting around to an attempt to balance
the budget; but at least he is trying to
save money now. That is more than you
can say for most of his opponents in
Congress.
— Elmer Davis, author and lecturer,
on CBS
WITH all my heart and soul, I do
believe that a man and a woman can
really love an adopted child as well as
they could their own flesh and blood. I
have seen it proven over and over again,
hundreds upon hundreds of times in
twenty-three years. Parenthood is a
stewardship, not an ownership. There is
no difference, no difference whatever, in
quality, degree or kind between the love
of a woman for her adopted child and
the love of a mother for her own bah v.
—Mrs. William B. Walrath, founder of
"The Cradle", famous foundling home
in Evanston, 111., in an interview on
the Vallee program, NBC.
THERE is something sad about a man
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and not in wisdom, who did not learn
the lesson of self-reliance. Their years
were spent in objective pleasures; they
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into most other things, and having your
full proportion of orchids — or good times,
or luxuries, or whatever you want to call
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JANUARY, 1938
VOL 9 NO. 3
ERNEST V. HEYN, EXECUTIVE EDITOR
BELLE LANDESMAN, Assistant Editor
FRED R. SAMMIS, EDITOR
Pepper Young Steps Out. Elaine Sterne Carrington 4
A delightful short story about some of your favorite people
Eleanor Powell and Nelson Eddy Judy Ashley 6
The Secret Story of Their Romance
What Not To Expect of Your Friends Gelett Burgess 9
Are you missing out on the best thing in life?
Dickens' A Christmas Carol 13
A proud editor's Christmas gift to you
Love and Hisses Dan Wheeler 1 6
Laugh with Winchell and Bernie
Lum V Abner in an Abandoned Quandary- Chester Lauckand NorrisGoff 18
Words With Wings 21
Memorable paragraphs from great broadcasts
Fun For AH — All For Fun 24
Phil Baker plays Santa with a pack of laughs
Life of Mary Sothern Hope Hale 27
Part two of the dramatic story of an outcast
Wanted! Your Day-Dreams 28
You can't afford to pass up this Cinderella contest
Make Way For Melody Fred Rutledge 32
Continuing Jeanette MacDonald's intimate recollections.
Behind The Hollywood Front Jimmie Fidler 34
An ace reporter's exclusives
When Death Went Shopping Floyd Gibbons 38
Proving that truth is more exciting than fiction
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Introducing Miss Television 10 Whaf Do You Want To Say?
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What's New? Tony Seymour 50
From Coast-to-Coast 52
Personality Close-Ups 30
Facing The Music Ken Alden 37 What Do You Want To Know? The °rade 53
Rise and Shine Mrs. Margaret Simpson 40 Put The Bee on Your Spelling 67
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audience?
3. What popular radio character
has never been seen by anybody and
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6. What glamour gal of the air and
the movies used to be known as the
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7. What singing star of a Saturday
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the air when she was twelve?
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than anything else?
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By
ELAINE STERNE
CARRINCTON
For further adventures of Pepper,
tune in the daily broadcasts of
Pepper Young's Family, on NSC
Red at 3:00 and NBC Blue at 10:30,
sponsored by Procter and Gamble.
THROUGH the open door
way Pepper Young re-
garded his family belliger-
ently. Not that he had any
fault to find with his family.
He had not. The group they
presented to the eye was a
pleasant one.
Dinner being over they
had drifted back to the liv-
ing room. Mrs. Young
settled herself in her low
rocker, on the arm of which
swung a full bag of darn-
ing.
Peggy, blonde, curly-
haired, and blue-eyed, sank
down languidly on the
couch, feet curled under her,
chin on her hand, gazing in-
tently into the fire, fancying
as she did so, that she re-
sembled, strikingly, her fa-
vorite film star of the moment.
Mr. Young strolled over to
the writing desk and, after rum-
maging around for paper and an
envelope, began a letter.
All this Pepper observed from
the doorway, scowling. The scowl
was merely a ruse to bolster his own
courage. For Pepper had plans for
the evening.
Suddenly, since no one looked up or
seemed even aware of him standing grim
and menacing in the doorway, he altered his
tactics. Cloaking himself in an air of elabo-
rate indifference, he sauntered into the room. Idly
he flipped the pages of a magazine which lay on
the table. Sighing deeply, he wandered to the win-
dow and stood there, looking out, with his hands in his
pockets. As he looked, he teetered back and forth on his
heels. A sideways glance assured him that, so far, nobody
in the room had paid even the slightest attention to him
A Heartwarming Story, Especially
Written for Radio Mirror by the
Author of a Popular Serial Broad-
cast About the Same Well Loved
Characters You Listen To Daily
ILLUSTRATED BY
CLYDE PRETTYMAN
"Miss Hopkins is sick," he remarked abruptly, "and
we had a substitute today."
His mother looked up and smiled abstractedly.
"Gee, she didn't even assign us any homework
to do," Pepper said in a critical tone of voice.
"All she did was give us a review test. I got
96."
"That's fine, son," said Mrs. Young.
Again Pepper sighed deeply. "Seems funny,"
he said, "not to have any homework to
do." He affected a gay little laugh. "Hardly
know what to do with myself." He paused
a moment, to give this time to sink in,
then started toward the door. "Well . . . ."
he said.
Mrs. Young stirred in her chair. Mr.
Young, who understood her perfectly, laid
down his pen and looked straight at his son.
"It sounds as if tonight would be an ex-
cellent time for you to study up for those mid-
term examinations," he said firmly. "You
weren't thinking of going out, were you?"
"Why — I sorta thought I might run over and — "
"You were out to the movies last night, Pepper,"
Mrs. Young said. "I think you'd better stay in
tonight."
"But mother, I ought to have special books for
that exam — "
"Your mother's right, son. You should have thought
of getting those books this afternoon," Mr. Young
said. "You know you're not to go out two school
^F nights in succession."
Pepper hesitated. There was undoubtedly that familiar
/ "I-mean-what-1-say" look in his father's eyes- — a look
j which, as far back as he could remember, had boded no
*Jr good for the private and personal plans of Pepper Young.
,jr Wisely, he beat a tactical retreat, preferring, like a good gen-
r eral, to await a more suitable time for attack.
Having reached his own room, closed his door, and locked it be-
hind him, he gave himself up to a complete and cold scrutiny of
himself in the mirror. The mirror gave back to him a red-headed,
broad-shouldered boy, with a face by no means plain, but one in which,
he felt, staring at himself, beneath beetling brows, the features were not
finally set. There was nothing striking, nothing dis- (Continued on page 59 )
By
ELAINE STERNE
C ARLINGTON
Pepper r.«9'* *•■»*■ °? ,„"!«
"po.sore* by froefer a.d Gamble.
A Heartwarming Story, Especially
Written for Radio Mirror by the
Author of a Popular Serial Broad-
' cast About the Same Well Loved
ij^j Characters You Listen To Daily
4
ILLUSTRATED BY
CLYDE PRETTYMAN
THROUGH the open
way Pepper Young ..
garded his family belliger-
ently. Not that he had any
fault to find with his family.
He had not. The group they
presented to the eye was a
pleasant one.
Dinner being over they
had drifted back to the liv-
ing room. Mrs. Young
settled herself in her low
rocker, on the arm of which
swung a full bag of darn-
ing.
Peggy, blonde, curly-
haired, and blue-eyed, sank
down languidly on the
couch, feet curled under her,
chin on her hand, gazing in-
tently into the fire, fancying
as she did so, that she re-
sembled, strikingly, her fa-
vorite film star of the moment.
Mr. Young strolled over to
the writing desk and, after rum-
maging around for paper and an
envelope, began a letter.
All this Pepper observed from
the doorway, scowling. The scowl
was merely a ruse to bolster his own
courage. For Pepper had plans for
the evening.
Suddenly, since no one looked up or
seemed even aware of him standing grim
tai?" nV thu- d0°rWay' he allered hi* V-
Si. I himsdf in an air of elabo- \
rate r indifference, he sauntered into the room Idlv \-
Se Ubfc ?7ag^ °f ,a magazine *Sh'lay on \
"Miss Hopkins is sick," he remarked abruptly, "and
we had a substitute today."
His mother looked up and smiled abstractedly.
"Gee, she didn't even assign us any homework
to do," Pepper said in a critical tone of voice.
"All she did was give us a review test. I got
96."
"That's fine, son," said Mrs. Young.
Again Pepper sighed deeply. "Seems funny,"
he said, "not to have any homework to
do." He affected a gay little laugh. "Hardly
know what to do with myself." He paused
a moment, to give this time to sink in,
then started toward the door. "Well ..."
he said.
Mrs. Young stirred in her chair. Mr.
Young, who understood her perfectly, laid
down his pen and looked straight at his son.
"It sounds as if tonight would be an ex-
cellent time for you to study up for those mid-
term examinations," he said firmly. "You
weren't thinking of going out, were you?"
"Why — I sorta thought I might run over and — "
"You were out to the movies last night, Pepper,"
Mrs. Young said. "I think you'd better stay in
tonight."
But mother, I ought to have special books for
that exam—"
"Your mother's right, son. You should have thought
of getting those books this afternoon," Mr. Young
said. "You know you're not to go out two school
nights in succession."
Pepper hesitated. There was undoubtedly that familiar
"I-mean-what-I-say" look in his father's eyes— a look
which, as far back as he could remember, had boded no
good for the private and personal plans of Pepper Young.
Wisely, he beat a tactical retreat, preferring, like a good gen-
eral to await a more suitable time for attack.
Having reached his own room, closed his door, and locked it be-
hind him he gave himself up to a complete and cold scrutiny of
himself in 'the mirror. The mirror gave back to him a red-headed,
" , u"..i,wH hnv. with a face by no means plain, but one in which,
beneath beetling brows, the features were not
(inall fset Ttere was'notS'g "striking, nothing dis- (Continued on page 59)
M-G-M Photos
They met and parted, then met again
at Nelson's birthday party. Eleanor
was afraid he'd forgotten, until he
changed the seating arrangements.
CUT!" said the director.
The cameras stopped, the people gathered around
them relaxed, the electrician put out his hand to
switch off the lights —
But Nelson Eddy was still kissing Eleanor Powell.
There was a reporter on the "Rosalie" set that day. Be-
ing no fool, he knew he had a story, and he went back to his
office and wrote a paragraph that made the headlines.
6
His story was a good one, but it didn't have anything to
back it up. He'd seen Nelson and Eleanor kissing each
other after the make-believe scene they were shooting was
Over, and he knew that people don't do that sort of thing
unless they like it. But there the matter ended. Neither
he nor any of his fellow reporters was able, then or later,
to get either Nelson or Eleanor to admit a single thing.
Mention Eleanor's name to Nelson, and he began talking
THEIR ROMANCE
By
JUDY
ASHLEY
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fhen they began work on their new
:o-starring picture, "Rosalie," few
knew they were even acquainted —
so secret was their friendship.
about politics or literature. Mention Nelson's to Eleanor,
and she remembered she had a date somewhere. And so,
for lack of definite information to feed on, the story just
naturally died on the news-hawks' hands.
All of which makes Radio Mirror proud to present the
entire and exclusive story for the first time.
I can't tell you where or how I got the story. LetV just
say that I was a little luckier than the other reporters . . .
r-^^
that I talked to the right people at the right times. It
doesn't matter particularly, anyway. What does matter is
that the story is true. . . .
THEY met three years ago, Nelson and Eleanor, when
he had only one picture, "Student Prince," behind him
and she was working on "Broadway Melody of 1936," her
first screen production. (Continued on page 8)
ELEANOR J
THE SECRET STORY OF THEIR ROMANCE
CUT!" said the director.
The cameras stopped, the people gathered around
them relaxed, the electrician put out his hand to
switch off the lights —
But Nelson Eddy was still kissing lZleanor Powell.
There was a reporter on the "Rosalie" set that day. Be-
ing no fool, he knew he had a story, and he went back to his
office and wrote a paragraph that made the headlines
6
They met and parted, then met again
at Nelson's birthday party. Eleanor
was afraid he'd . forgotten, until he
changed the seating arrangements.
His story was a good one, but it didn't have anything to
back it up. He'd seen Nelson and Eleanor kissing eacn
other after the make-believe scene they were shooting wa*
over, and he knew that people don't do that sort of thing
unless they like it. But there the matter ended. Neither
he nor any of his fellow reporters was able, then or later,
to get either Nelson or Eleanor to admit a single thing-
Mention Eleanor's name to Nelson, and he began talking
When they began work on their new
co-starring picture, "Rosalie," few
knew they were even acquainted —
so secret was their friendship.
about politics or literature. Mention Nelson's to Eleanor,
nd she remembered she had a date somewhere. And so,
or lack of definite information to feed on, the story just
aturally died on the news-hawks' hands.
11 of which makes Radio Mirror proud to present the
're and exclusive story for the first time.
«n t tell you where or how I got the story. Let's just
say that
was a little luckier than the other reporters
that I talked to the right people at the right times. It
doesn't matter particularly, anyway. What does matter is
that the story is true. . . .
THEY met three years ago, Nelson and Eleanor, when
he had only one picture, "Student Prince," behind him
and she was working on "Broadway Melody of IW6." her
first screen production. {Continued on page 8)
7
Tenderfoots in the studios, hopeful of the future but
afraid of it too, it was natural they should meet eagerly and
have quick understanding for each other.
It was the day Eleanor was working in the cabaret scene
in which she danced in a high hat and tail suit that Nelson,
at his request, was brought to her set to see her. He must
have had a dozen things to do that day but still he stood
watching as she tapped her way. swift and rhythmic,
across the satin smooth floor.
When at last that scene was finished Eleanor came off
the stage and dropped in the little canvas chair painted
with her name, to wiggle her slim and aching ankles. Im-
mediately Nelson was at her side; on his knees. He would
rub her ankles for her, he said. And she knew from his
voice that she must stretch her feet forth.
After that, unbelievably enough, it was a year and a
half before they met again. During most of this time
the entire continent lay between them. For while Nelson
worked ceaselessly in the studios and on the radio, making
his name one for which electric lights were made, Eleanor,
suffering a complete break-down, was secluded in a little
house in Westchester's eastern hills.
Curious, wasn't it, that on the day she returned to
California she should have been invited to a birthday
party given for Nelson in Louis B. Mayer's studio bunga-
low? Nelson saw her at once, as she came through the
doorway. He went straight to her side. She was grateful
for this, for she didn't know how to join in the mad
scramble of a match game which the other guests were
playing on the floor. Having worked hard ever since she
was twelve years old, you see,
Eleanor never has had time to play.
THROUGHOUT that afternoon
Nelson remained at Eleanor's side.
He seemed to have no desire to play
either. He told her of places he
had visited. He made her feel the
life of cities which only had been
names to her. He made her palate
crave foods she never had tasted.
He gave her a sense of life being a
splendid adventure, not something
to be lived haphazardly day after
day, even while it is slipping away from you.
Over in their quiet corner they talked and talked. Some-
one played a loye song on the piano. And the match game
went on and on. Then a servant came in to light the
lamps. When the sun drops behind the California hills
it turns dark quickly, without the preparation of twilight.
Nelson's birthday was almost over. He seemed unwilling
to let it go.
"Look," he said, "tonight I want all of you to come to
my house. Please!"
Eleanor alone refused. She was afraid to go. She knew
how it would be. Everyone would be gay in a way she
couldn't be, play games she didn't play, laugh until tears
filled their eyes over nonsensical things she didn't think
funny at all. And Nelson would be disappointed. Better
to run away now while his eyes resting on her were a
deeper blue and brighter, too.
"Change your mind!" he begged her. "Say you'll come
after all. We'll have fun!"
She saw how disappointed he was and she rushed her
words together trying to explain, trying to make him feel
better. She had to be up at five the next morning, she
told him. She never went out when she was working,
really. It would be a marvelous party, she knew. And
they'd meet again soon.
They didn't meet again soon at all, even though they
worked constantly on the same lot. For the Metro studios
are like a small city and it's quite possible for two people
to be there every day without their paths crossing; even
8
THEY MET THREE YEARS
AGO. BOTH OF THEM
TENDERFOOTS, BOTH OF
THEM HOPEFUL OF THE
FUTURE, BUT AFRAID TOO
to pass each other unknowingly in a crowd. Occasionally
Nelson and Eleanor did see each other but always it was
at a distance and always they were rushing in different
directions, to a stage, to the costume department, to the
hairdressers — so they would only wave or call a greeting
as they passed.
It may have been that Nelson, remembering Eleanor had
refused to come to his party, was diffident about her.
She, very definitely, was diffident about him. He frightened
her. Warm and friendly though he always had been, she
felt inadequate beside him. He'd been to so many places.
He'd done so many things. He knew so many people.
He had that beautiful thing called background.
Then spring broke through again, this year, and Nelson
and Eleanor learned they had been cast together in
"Rosalie." And a little later, on June 29th, Nelson had
another birthday. Louis B. Mayer asked Nelson to lunch
with him; pretending there were business matters to dis-
cuss. But when they entered the studio commissary, arm
in arm, cheers greeted them. And everyone seated at the
big flower-strewn table rose to sing "Happy Birthday."
Excited and happy, Nelson made his way to the seat of
honor. And to Eleanor. Waiting for him to arrive she
had been talking to his mother. She tried to make her
way to her place on the other side of the table and a
little down the line, but he blocked her way. Let place
cards be changed! Let everybody who was to have been
between them move along a few places! Let those who
would, smile knowingly!
"How do you happen to be here?" he asked her. "You,
who never go to parties?" Her only
answer was her quick and gentle
smile. But it brought down all
barriers. He told her how disap-
pointed he had been, a year before,
when she hadn't come to his house
later that evening. He admitted he
had waited for her, hoping she would
change her mind. He told her how
bored he had been; how he had
brought together two people he had
known liked each other. Compensa-
tion, the psychologists would call
that.
Following that birthday luncheon when Nelson and Elea-
nor said good-bye, I think there must have been content-
ment in their hearts. For now they knew it wouldn't be
long before they would meet again. Now their work wasn't
to keep them apart, it was to bring them together.
THE first day on any production usually is difficult, but
always, it's exciting too. The first day they worked
on "Rosalie" was extra special. Dozens of people from
different departments came to wish them success. Stage-
hands whistled at their work. And, loud and long, Nelson
and Ray Bolger, who is also in the cast, complimented
each other on the fine figures they made in their cadet
blue uniforms. Then, seeing Eleanor arrive at her portable
dressing-room, they marched over after her.
Eleanor's hair swept back from her young face in soft
smooth waves. In the pink gown with a tiny train which
she wears in her role of a princess she was especially lovely.
Both men dropped on their knees before her.
"Your Highness," they said, "what can we do for you?"
"What can you boys do for me?" asked Eleanor. "That's
simple! Wish this picture will be the best ever. And keep
your fingers crossed!"
It wasn't until noon, when Eleanor went to luncheon,
that she found the roses. And it was when she raised
them, sweet and red, from their mists of paper that his
card fell to the floor. "Happy Take-off," it read. "Nelson."
She waited until he was alone to thank him. She protects
his reserve always. It is, she thinks (Continued on page 68)
WHAT
TO EXPECT OF
YOUR FRIENDS
You Are Missing Half the Fun
of Friendship — and This
Will Tell You What
to Do About It
GELETT BURGESS
Gelett Burgess, who broadcast
this brand new conception of
friendship on a recent CBS
Heinz Magazine program.
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A. great deal has been
■written and said about friends
and friendship, but here is some-
thing new, by a distinguished au-
thor and humorist. You may laugh
at its wit, but the solid sense of its
viewpoint will make you think long after
you've finished laughing. Our thanks to
the Heinz Magazine of the Air for permis
sion to "rebroadcast" this feature.
HEN I was young I was romantic. I
believed in Santa Claus; I believed in
friends. But after years of discontent with
Toms who bored me and Dicks who lied to me and
Harrys who double-crossed me, not to speak of Janes
who talked me to death, 1 was almost ready to exclaim
with Job, "Have pity on me. O ye my friends!"
What was the trouble? Why is it that we're so often
dissatisfied with our friends? Why are we shocked, disap-
pointed or angry at their actions? Is it true what Ralph
Waldo Emerson said, "Friends such as we desire are dreams
and fables"? Not at all. I found out, in time, that the
fault wasn't with Tom, Dick and Harry but with myself.
For friendship is one of the most difficult games in the
world. It has to be understood and practiced as scientifi-
cally as chemistry, parachute jumping or kissing.
The secret lies in what 1 might call Vocational Friend-
ship. The vocational expert, you know, is a person who
goes to a big store or manufactory and examines all appli-
cants for jobs, mentally and physically, to determine what
each one is best suited for. Then he assigns them to the de-
partments where they'll be most efficient. Sometimes a
failure as bookkeeper will be a great success at washing
windows; and a man who couldn't possibly run a machine
will handle splendidly a whole herd of stenographers. So
that's exactly what you must do to your friends to make
them most worth while
and permanent — understand
and classify them and not at-
tempt to make square pegs fit into
round holes.
Now Arthur, for instance, is a witty
and amusing talker. But he never keeps
his appointments. So just enjoy his talk
when you meet him, but don't make any ap-
pointments with him. Then he'll always please
you. Why curse Gertrude, who plays auction
bridge like an Ely Culbertson. because she dresses
like a frump? Have her for a partner when you play,
but don't take her to a night club. Then you'll always
be friends. For the purpose of display you can escort
Elsie who is beautiful, stylish, but dumb. She'll be lovely
to dance with — if you don't expect her to discuss Plato or
the European situation.
I had a cousin who exasperated me for years because she
would never answer my letters or even acknowledge the
receipt of gifts I sent her. But she has lovely table man-
ners, and can eat asparagus, oranges, frog's legs, or even
corn on the cob so that you are hardly aware of it. Well,
what did I do? I gave up writing to her but whenever she
was in town I took her out to dinner. We have been great
friends ever since.
You see, it is impossible to change people and make them
what you like. But if you enjoy each one in the special
way in which each excels you'll never be disappointed or
irritated. The trouble is that most of us expect each of
our friends to be like those many-bladed knives that boys
love, knives that can cut, bore holes, drive screws, open cans
and do almost anything. Just so we expect our friends to
please us in everything.
But friends are like simpler tools. {Continued on page 57)
INTRODUCING
This Brand New Art Has
Finally Found Its Per-
fect Star — In a Dummy!
Here Is the Whole Fas
cinating Story of Her
Birth Told in Pictures
O. B. Hanson, chief NBC engineer, admires the
finished product. NBC says she wears a bathing suit
so she'll be more comfortable under the hot lights.
It's shiny black lastex, a highly "televisible" material.
Left, Adolf Senz, famous theatrical wig maker, supplies
Miss Patience's coiffure — brown because technicians
say that is the average color. It took a full week
to make the wig so it conformed to specifications.
Photos by William Haussler
Because humans can't stand endless hours of experiment
under strong television lights, Miss Patience was born.
First, technicians went to Jean Spadea who manufactures
her department store dummies from a secret composition.
Left, a select number of models are viewed to find the
one which best fits all of television's rigid qualifica-
tions. Above, the winner — Miss Patience — receiving
her basic coat of flesh colored paint from a spray gun.
Miss Patience's make-up must be as careful as that of
any Broadway actress. First, an expert at the factory
sprays the face with a tan-orange tint. Later, she'll
have her make-up changed for further experimentation.
Next comes Miss Patience's mouth. It's stenciled in and
a pleasant red tone applied, covered by a dark reddish
brown. Ordinary lip rouge shows up almost white on the
television screen, so darker shades must always be used.
I
Third step is the application of false eyelashes. Even Her make-up applied, Miss Patience is fitted with her
live beauties must have these — their own lashes don't arms, while Albert Protzmann, one of NBC's Iconoscope
show at all. Actually, when real people are televised, cameramen, right, looks on. It took three weeks from
they all must submit to this same elaborate make-up. the time of her selection to get Miss Patience this far.
JJ
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20th Century-Fox photo
Twenty-five years old and well launched on her third career . . . famous on the stage
and then in the movies, now making her radio debut with Edward G. Robinson . . . seen
most recently as "Francey" in Samuel Soldwyn's "Dead End," heard every Tuesday as
the society editor of CBS' new show, Big Town . . . Presenting — Miss Claire Trevor.
DICKENS
ristmas
The Holiday's Most Thrilling Broad-
cast Is Lionel Barrymore's Playing
of Scrooge. This Year Radio Mirror
Adds to the Pleasure of Listening
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T is Christmas Eve. The world is white with snow.
The London streets are filled with happy people — hur-
rying home to their firesides — laughing, their faces
glowing. But while the rest of the world is touched with
holiday cheer, Ebenezer Scrooge sits in his cold, dreary office
— alone — alone with his clerk, Bob Cratchit, working over
the books of the firm of Scrooge and Marley. Jacob Mar-
ley, his partner, has been dead these seven years. But
Scrooge maintains the firm's tradition of close deals and
sharp bargains.
Suddenly, the work is interrupted! A ragged little boy
has drifted up to the doorstep and lifted his voice in a
quavering carol — thinking, perhaps, that the tenant might
give him a sixpence!
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Scrooge: (Irritably) Cratchit!
Cratch it: Yes, Mr. Scrooge.
Scrooge: What's all that caterwauling about?
Cratchit: It's a boy, sir — singing a carol.
Scrooge: (Sourly) Well, I'll remedy that! You, there!
Boy: (Hopefully) Yes, sir?
Scrooge: Who asked you to sing carols outside my door?
Boy: Well, sir — no one, sir —
Scrooge: Be off with you, then! Or would you like a
•ap with this ferule to help you?
Boy: Oh, no, sir — I'm going, sir — (Door slams)
Scrooge: (Growling) Carols! Humbug! Here — where do
you think you're going with that shovel, Bob Cratchit?
Cratchit: (Humbly) It's so cold, sir — and the fire I have
is so small — I thought that —
Scrooge: You thought you'd help yourself to the coal,
eh?
Cratchit: My fingers are getting a little stiff, sir.
Scrooge: (Ominously) If you use coal at that rate, Bob
Cratchit, you and I will soon be parting company.
Cratchit: (Subdued) I'm sorry, sir.
Scrooge: Now get back to your stool and figure those
accounts. I'm going into my office. But the door'll be open,
I warn you. (The door opens again as Fred, Scrooge's
nephew, comes in.)
Cratchit: Merry Christmas, Mr. Fred!
Fred: A Merry Christmas, Uncle! God save you!
Scrooge: Bah! Humbug!
Fred: Christmas a humbug! (Laughs) .You don't mean
that, I'm sure!
Scrooge: I meant just that! (Scornfully) Merry Christ-
mas! What right have you to be merry? What reason have
you to be merry? You're poor enough!
Fred: (Laughing) Come then — what right have you to
be dismal or morose? You're rich enough!
Scrooge: Bah! Humbug!
Fred: (Coaxingly) Now, Uncle — don't be cross —
Scrooge: What else can I be — when I live in such a world
of fools as this? What's Christmas-time to you but a time
for paying bills without money; a time for finding your-
self a year older, and not an hour richer! If I had my
way, every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas"
on his lips, should be
boiled with his own
pudding and buried
with a stake of holly
through his heart, he
should !
Fred: Uncle!
Scrooge : (Sternly)
Keep Christmas in
your own way,
nephew, and let me
keep it in mine.
Fred: Keep it! But
you don't keep it!
Scrooge : Let me
leave it alone, then!
Much good it may do
you! Much good it
has ever done you!
Fred : (Quietly) I
dare say there are
many things from
which I have derived
good, but not profit —
Christmas among the
rest. I've always
thought of Christmas
as the only time I
know of, when men
and women seem to
open their shut-up
"Christmas!
Much good
Bah! Humbug!
it has done you!"
hearts freely. And though Christmas has never put a
scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe it has done
me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!
Cratchit: (Applauds) Well spoken, Mr. Fred! God bless
Christmas!
Scrooge: (Angrily) Let me hear another sound from you,
Bob Cratchit, and you'll keep your Christmas by losing
your situation! As for you, Fred — you're quite a powerful
speaker. I wonder you don't go into Parliament!
Fred: I'm sorry, Uncle. 1 don't want to quarrel with
you. I came in the spirit of Christmas. I'll go in the same
way. Good afternoon! So, a Merry Christmas, Uncle!
Scrooge: Good afternoon!
Fred: And a Merry Christmas to you, Bob Cratchit —
and to Tiny Tim!
Cratchit: Thank you, Mr. Fred. Same to you, sir. (The
door opens).
Gentleman: Is this Scrooge and Marley's?
Cratchit: Come in, sir.
Gentleman: I'd like to see the head of the firm.
Scrooge: (Sourly) Well, what is it?
Gentleman : (Coming in) Have I the pleasure of address-
ing Mr. Scrooge or Mr. Marley?
Scrooge: Mr. Marley's been dead these seven years. He
died just seven years ago this very night.
Gentleman : (Genially) Well I have no doubt his liber-
ality is well represented by his surviving partner. (Briskly)
You see, Mr. Scrooge, at this season of the year, we are
raising a fund to help the poor. What shall I put you down
for?
Scrooge: Nothing! I don't make merry myself at Christ-
mas, and I can't afford to make idle people merry. I help
to support the poor-house and the work-house — they cost
enough ; and those who are badly off may go there.
Gentleman: Many can't — and many would rather die.
Scrooge: If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it
and decrease the surplus population. Good afternoon, sir!
Gentleman: (With quiet contempt) Good afternoon, Mr.
Scrooge.
(Door opens and closes again)
Scrooge: Cratchit! Time to close the office. (Growls) I
suppose you'll want all day tomorrow?
Cratchit: (Humbly) If quite convenient, sir.
Scrooge: It's not convenient — and it's not fair! If I was
to stop half a crown of your wages for it, you'd think your-
self ill-used, wouldn't you?
Cratchit: (Smiling faintly) Well —
Scrooge: (Petulantly) And yet you don't think me ill-
used, when I pay a day's wages for no work.
Cratchit: But it's only once a year, Mr. Scrooge.
Scrooge: A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every
twenty-fifth of December! (Reluctantly) But I suppose you
must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier the next
morning.
Cratchit: (Earnestly) Oh, I will, sir!
Scrooge: See that you do! I'm going home now. Thank
Heaven I can sit alone in my dressing gown and have a
bit of gruel in front of my own fire — and no pack of fools
to din "Merry Christmas" in my ear!
* * *
(The bell tolls twelve)
Scrooge: (Yawns tlnough tolling) Twelve o'clock. Must've
sat here longer than I thought. Too long. A fire plays
queer tricks on a man's mind — Could have sworn I saw old
— Pshaw! Marley's been dead these seven years! And yet,
there was his face, in the fire — just as plain as — Bah! Hum-
bug! What 1 need is a good night's — (He breaks off . . .
clanking chains are heard far away) — What — what's that?
(Whistle of wind. Heavy booming of cellar door) Some-
one's in the wine cellar! But the door's locked and double
locked! Something is — ! It's coming closer! Outside my
door! (Trying to be brave) I won't believe it! It's hum-
bug still! It's—
/
Marley: (A ghostly voice) Sc-roo-ge! (Chains clank)
Scrooge: Marley! (Recovering, he tries to brazen it out)
How now! What do you want with me?
Marley: Much!
Scrooge: Who are you?
Marley: Ask me who I was.
Scrooge: You're particular for a shade. All right — who
were you then?
Marley: In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley.
Scrooge: Can you — can you sit down?
Marley: I can. (Clanking of chains) Now, do you be-
lieve me?
Scrooge: (Firmly, putting up a front) I do not.
Marley: What evidence of my reality do you want — be-
yond that of your own senses?
Scrooge: I don't know.
Marley: Why do you doubt your senses?
Scrooge: Because a little thing affects them. A slight dis-
order of the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an
undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese.
There may be more gravy than grave about you, whatever
you are. (Marley howls dreadfully, chains clank and Scrooge
cries out in terror) Mercy! Dreadful apparition, why do
you trouble me?
Marley: Do you believe in me or not?
Scrooge: I do. I must. But why do spirits walk the
earth?
Marley: It is required of every man that the spirit with-
in him should walk abroad among his fellow-men and
travel far and wide, and if that spirit goes not forth in life,
it is condemned to do so after death.
Scrooge: You — you're chained, Marley. And what a curi-
ous chain you have !
Marley: I wear the chain I forged in life — cash boxes,
keys, padlocks, ledgers — I made it link by link. Is its
pattern strange to you?
Scrooge: To me?
Marley: (Inexorably) Or would you know the weight
and length of the strong coil you bear yourself? It was
as heavy and as long as this, seven Christmas Eves ago!
Scrooge: (Imploringly) Jacob! Jacob Marley — speak
comfort to me, Jacob!
Marley: I have none to give. I cannot rest, I cannot stay,
I cannot linger anywhere.
Scrooge: Seven years dead, and traveling all the time?
Marley: The whole time. No rest, no peace, incessant
torture of remorse! Oh, captive bound and double-ironed!
Not to know that no space of regret can make amends for
one life's opportunities misused!
Scrooge: (Falters) But you were always a good man of
business, Jacob.
Marley: (Moaning) Business! Mankind was my busi-
ness! Charity, mercy, benevolence — they were all my busi-
ness! Why did I ever turn my eyes away!
Scrooge: (Dismayed) Jacob—don't take on so — (Bell
tolls).
Marley: Hear me! My time is nearly gone!
Scrooge: Don't be hard on me!
Marley: I am here to warn you that you have yet a
chance and hope of escaping my fate, Ebenezer! You- will
be haunted by Three Spirits.
Scrooge: (Falters) Is that the chance and hope you
mentioned, Jacob?
Marley: It is.
Scrooge: I — I think I'd rather not.
Marley: Without their visits, you cannot hope to shun
the path I tread. I must go now — to join those others —
no rest for us — no rest forever. Remember, Ebenezer —
three spirits — expect the first when the bell tolls one!
Scrooge: (Muttering) It's almost time. It's almost one
o'clock. (As bell tolls once — triumphantly) The hour it-
$
"Christmas! It's a poor excuse
for picking a man's pocket! . . "
self, and nothing else!
I knew it was all a
dream !
The Voice of
Christmas Past:
Scrooge —
Scrooge: Oh —
You've come! (Trem-
bling) Are — are you
the Spirit, sir, whose
coming was foretold
to me?
Past: I am!
Scrooge: Who —
what are you?
Past: I am the
Ghost of Christmas
Past.
Scrooge : Long past?
Past : No. Your
past.
Scrooge: You — you
look so strange — your
white tunic — trimmed
with summer flowers
— and yet, that branch
of fresh, green holly —
Tell me — what busi-
ness brings you here?
Past: Your welfare!
Your reclamation !
Rise and walk with me !
Scrooge: Ou— out the window? But I'm liable to fall —
I'm —
Past: Bear but a touch of my hand upon your heart—
and you shall be upheld in more than this. Come!
Scrooge: Tell me, Spirit— why have you brought me
here — away from the city — to the open country?
Past: You recognize this countryside — that bleak build-
ing over there?
Scrooge: (Catching his breath) I was a boy here! I
went to school in that horrible place!
Past: You recollect the way?
Scrooge: I could walk it blindfold!
Past: Strange to have forgotten it for so many years.
Come — let us move closer. Look through the window — in-
to that cold, barren room. What do you see?
Scrooge: (Low) A boy —
Past: A solitary child — neglected by his friends — con-
soling the childish grief in his heart by reading the stories
of faraway lands.
Scrooge: Yes! Yes, I see! I know that boy! I remem-
ber how lonely I was —
Past: Your lip is trembling, Scrooge — and what's that
on your cheek?
Scrooge: It's — it's nothing. I wish —
Past: You wish?
Scrooge : Nothing — nothing.
Past: (Gently) But come — let us see another Christmas!
We are here, Scrooge. You know this place?
Scrooge: Know it! Why it's the counting house where I
was apprenticed!
Fezziwig: Come now! Choose your partners!
Scrooge: (Excited) It's old Fezziwig! Bless his heart!
Old Fezziwig, my master — alive again — and giving one of
his wonderful Christmas Eve parties!
Fezziwig: Advance and retire, hold hands with your
partner, bow and curtsey, corkscrew, thread the needle —
(Gay laughter)
Scrooge: (Half -laughing, half-sobbing): And there's Dick
Wilkins! Poor Dick! Dear, dear. Yes — and look— there's
Mrs. Fezziwig herself — looking younger than any of them
— and the tables — all loaded! (Continued on page 71)
15
20TH CENTURY-FOX
Presents
LOVE AND HISSES
Directed by
SIDNEY LANFIELD
Music and Lyrics by
MACK GORDON AND
HARRY REVEL
It may have been
the jerk of the
elevator — but her
heart was pounding.
LOOKING back, Yvette Guerin saw the first mistake
she made when she arrived in New York, a penniless
and unknown singer from France. It was asking Ben
Bernie for a job.
He gave her the job, all right — promised to star her in
the floor show when he opened his new night club, the
Casino — but she might not have accepted it if she'd known
how much trouble it was going to cause her.
The first thing she knew Bernie was ballyhooing her as
"Eugenie," the newest European sensation. The next thing
she knew Walter Winchell was saying, on the air and in his
column, that Eugenie was a fake, as phony as one of Bernie's
jokes. It was perfectly true, but it made her so mad she
fell in eagerly with Bernie's plan for revenge.
Which shows you what can happen if you aren't careful
and get yourself mixed up with two such daffy dillies as
Winchell and Bernie.
Bernie's plot got under way the day after Winchell had
broadcast about Yvette. He'd just held his weekly confer-
ence with two spokesmen for the king of the cleaning racket,
who resented some of Winchell's remarks about him. After
A Gag-a-Minute Novelette
of the New Picture Which
Stars Those Two Beloved
Enemies of the Airwaves
the two thugs had left, Winchell received a dignified little
Frenchman whose name was Comte Pierre Guerin. That's
what his card said, anyway.
Nobody had ever been more excited than Comte Pierre.
His daughter had run away and come to New York to go
on the stage, and he wanted Winchell to help find her.
Winchell might not have done it, if the little man hadn't
appealed to his vanity by intimating he was the only man
in town smart enough to locate missing daughters.
So it wasn't long before Yvette and Bernie, out of the
corners of their, eyes, saw Winchell hurry into Ben's Club
Casino, where Yvette was rehearsing. They saw Yvette's
supposed father point her out, and Winchell step up and
gesture toward her.
Of course, when Winchell approached her she pretended
to try to run away, but pretty soon she was with him and
her "father," pleading to be allowed to stay and try out
for Bernie's chorus. And then she was singing, there on
the stage, doing her utmost to im-
press Winchell FICTIONIZED BY
It worked. Winchell fell for it,
hook, line and sinker. He thought Yvette was a coming
night-club sensation, and told Bernie so. But Bernie pooh-
poohed his enthusiasm. He couldn't see the girl. Oh, she
was all right, but — !
Which was touching Winchell on his tenderest point. If
there was one thing he prided himself on, it was his ability
to pick comers in the amusement business. And here was
Bernie saying he was wrong! Well, he'd show him. If/
Bernie wouldn't give the kid a break, he would — and some
day Bernie'd be sorry.
Bernie was still patting himself on the back over the suc-
cess of his plot the next day when he had lunch at Lin-
dy's with Sid Skolsky and another columnist. He was just
telling them all about it, after swearing them to secrecy,
when a bus-boy came to his table and led him away to
answer a phone call.
Once out- of earshot of the group at the table, the bus-boy
turned and faced him pugnaciously. "There's nobody on the
phone, Mr. Bernie. It's just me. My name is Steve Nelson,
and I write songs." He produced
DAN WHEELER the manuscript of one from his
pocket and held it out. "Good
ones, too! Take a look at this and see!"
Ben took the manuscript. "Okay," he said good-natur-
edly. "I'll be glad to look it over."
"Gee, thanks," said the boy. "You won't tell the head
waiter about this, will you?"
"Of course not," Ben promised. And he kept his promise.
But sharp-eyed Oscar, the head waiter, spotted the manu-
script in Ben's pocket, with the name of its author in full
view, and immediately marched {Continued on page 61)
WALTER WINCHELL HIMSELF
BEN BERNIE HIMSELF
YVETTE GUERIN SIMONE SIMON
"SUGAR" BOLES BERT LAHR
JOAN JOAN DAVIS
STEVE NELSON DICK BALDWIN
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Pine Ridge Had Been En-
joying Evalena's Wed-
ding Until Heart-
Broken Lum Up and Dis-
appeared Into the Hills
With His Shotgun
The editors are indebted to the two authors of this
hilarious Lum and Abner story, who, in real life, are
Lum. and Abner themselves. Basing this sad tale of
Lum Edwards on past broadcasts, Goff and Lauck
present here a feature for all who like humor and rare
Arkansas characters. For further wondrous adventures
of these Pine Ridge worthies, tune in your local NBC
station daily at 7.15 eastern standard time, for this top
entertainment sponsored by Horlicks.
GENERALLY speaking, the proverb is wrong. The
course of true love does run smooth, barring a few
slight ruts and bumps. But every now and then
a case comes along that sends true love jolting its way over
a series of thank-ye-ma'ams that would shake the rear teeth
out of a hippopotamus, and when this happens it looks as if
the proverb writer knew what he was talking about.
Take the case, for instance, of Lum Edwards, whose
quandary had Robert Benchley's beat a mile.
Pine Ridge lay breathing heavily under a July sun, try-
ing to rest up after Evalena Adams' wedding. In a corner
of the Jot 'Em Down store Abner Peabody and Grand-
pappy Sears were playing checkers on the cracker barrel.
18
A tumblebug pushed its whiskers up through a crack in
the floor and gazed wistfully at Abner. Grandpappy shifted
his stance, squinted for better accuracy, and the bug van-
ished in a flood of tobacco juice.
"Where's Lum?" Grandpappy asked.
Abner rescued his hand from the pickle jug, jumped two
of Grandpappy 's Kings, and frowned.
"That's jest what I been sittin' here wonderin'," he said.
Grandpappy voiced the thought he and Abner had been
sharing silently for the past half hour. "Maybe he jest got
to feelin' so bad over Evalener gettin' married that he jest
never wanted to see nobody."
Abner nodded and abstractedly let Grandpappy take back
a play that would have lost him the game. It really was
beginning to worry Abner. The wedding had been Satur-
day night. Here it was Wednesday and he hadn't seen
Lum since the third piece of wedding cake. A man gets
that way, he supposed, when the girl he's been courting five
years up and marries a rival from the next town on the first
proposal. Still, it wasn't like Lum to stay away this long
without at least coming in for a checker game. He said so.
By CHESTER LAUCK
AND NORRIS GOFF
"You talk to Lum?" Abner asked Cedric.
Cedric shuffled his feet before reply-
ing. "Yes mom, he jest told me to tell
nuthin! Tokened his shotgun, too."
W
NDARY
"It hain't like Lum, Grandpap. He knew there was some
cake left."
"When'd you first miss him?"
Abner thought several minutes,, gazing down the sun
bleached main street, watching little dust eddies swirl past
the doorway.
"Now you mention it, I hain't seen him since the weddin'."
A sudden thought struck him and he put down a new
pickle untouched? "You know, Grandpap — he broke down
right after the ceremony."
"No!" ejaculated Grandpap.
"Yes mom, he did," replied Abner. "I could tell he was
about to, so I follered him back there on the back porch and
he was cryin' like a baby."
"Well, I do know!" Grandpappy snorted. "Begins to look
serious."
Grandpappy had said the one thing Abner had been hop-
ing he wouldn't. It was cool here in the Jot 'Em Down
store and he didn't have to look at the thermometer out-
side to know if was 110 in the sun. A man Lum's age
really shouldn't need looking after, and ordinarily Abner
would have been the last to do the looking. But he couldn't
forget what Katherine Colvert had told him yesterday.
He didn't like Katherine Colvert, any more than most of
the other worthy Pine Ridge citizens did. To begin with,
she was a new school teacher, and naturally an object of
suspicion for that reason. But when it became apparent
that she was setting her cap for all the eligible men in town,
town sentiment went solidly against her. And to Abner it
seemed that most of her cap-setting had been done in the
direction of the unsuspecting Lum.
"I wouldn't worry," he explained to Grandpappy, "but
that Katherine Colvert called me up yestiddy and ast me
where Lum was at. Said he was supposed to meet 'er at
the county seat and he never showed up. She had to ketch a
ride with Luther Phillips and his ole worman."
Grandpappy couldn't think of anything to reply, so he
just shook his head dolefully, and the game continued in
silence. The tumblebug came back, and was just about to
receive another bath when he was saved by the arrival of
Dick Huddleston, who shuffled in out of the heat.
"Mornin'," he boomed.
19
Pine Ridge Had Been En-
joying Evalena's Wed-
ding Until Heart-
Broken Lum Up and Dis-
appeared Into the Hills
With His Shotgun
By CHESTER LAUCK
AND NORRIS GOFF
You talk to Lum?" Abner asked Cedric.
Cedric shuffled his feet before reply-
ing. "Yes mom, he jest told me to tell
nuthin! Tokened his shotgun, too."
in an ABANDONED QUANDARY
The editors are indebted to the two authors of this
hilarious Lum and Abner story, who, in real life, are
Lum and Abner themselves. Basing this sad tale of
l.um Edwards on past broadcasts, Goff and Lauck
present here a feature for all who like humor and rare
Arkansas characters. For further wondrous adventures
of these Pine Ridge worthies, tune in your local NBC
station daily at 7:15 eastern standard time, for this top
entertainment sponsored by Horlicks.
GENERALLY speaking, the proverb is wrong. The
course of true love does run smooth, barring a few
slight ruts and bumps. But every now and then
a case comes along that sends true love jolting its way over
a series of thank-ye-ma'ams that would shake the rear teeth
out of a hippopotamus, and when this happens it looks as if
the proverb writer knew what he was talking about.
Take the case, for instance, of Lum Edwards, whose
quandary had Robert Benchley's beat a mile.
Pine Ridge lay breathing heavily under a July sun, try-
ing to rest up after Evalena Adams' wedding. In a comer
of the Jot 'Em Down store Abner Peabody and Grand-
pappy Sears were playing checkers on the cracker barrel.
W
A tumblebug pushed its whiskers up through a crack in
the floor and gazed wistfully at Abner. Grandpappy shifted
his stance, squinted for better accuracy, and the bug van-
ished in a flood of tobacco juice.
"Where's Lum?" Grandpappy asked.
Abner rescued his hand from the pickle jug, jumped two
of Grandpappy's Kings, and frowned.
"That's jest what I been sittin' here wonderin'," he said.
Grandpappy voiced the thought he and Abner had been
sharing silently for the past half hour. "Maybe he jest go'
to feelin' so bad over Evalener gettin' married that he jest
never wanted to see nobody."
Abner nodded and abstractedly let Grandpappy take back
a play that would have lost him the game. It really *aS
beginning to worry Abner. The wedding had been Satur-
day night. Here it was Wednesday and he hadn't see"
Lum since the third piece of wedding cake. A man get
that way, he supposed, when the girl he's been courting »v
years up and marries a rival from the next town on the nrs
proposal. Still, it wasn't like Lum to stay away this W
without at least coming in for a checker game. He said so-
It hain't like Lum, Grandpap. He knew there was some
cake left."
"When'd you first miss him?"
hi k !i thought several minutes, gazing down the sun
Dieacned main street, watching little dust eddies swirl past
tie doorway.
A ^°Z y°U mention il> I hain't seen him since the weddin'."
Dirt! thou8ht struck him and he put down a new
ri„h e u"touched: "You know, Grandpap— he broke down
r'ght after the ceremony."
N°! ejaculated Grandpap.
abouft m0m' he did'" replied Abner- "' cou,d te" he was
he «,, ^ ' follered him back there on the back porch and
••weicr,yi(n',likeababy-"
serious'.' kn°w!" Grandpappy snorted. "Begins to look
ing hendfaF!Py.nad said the one thing Abner had been hop-
st0re andh ■' ,lt WaS C00' nere in the Jot Em D°Wn
side to k dldn't have to look at the thermometer out-
really J , n°w lf was 1 10 in the sun. A man Lum's age
nouldn't need looking after, and ordinarily Abner
would have been the last to do the looking. But he couldn't
forget what Katherine Colvert had told him yesterday.
He didn't like Katherine Colvert, any more than most of
the other worthy Pine Ridge citizens did. To begin with,
she was a new school teacher, and naturally an object of
suspicion for that reason. But when it became apparent
that she was setting her cap for all the eligible men in town,
town sentiment went solidly against her. And to Abner it
seemed that most of her cap-setting had been done in the
direction of the unsuspecting Lum.
"1 wouldn't worry," he explained to Grandpappy, "but
that Katherine Colvert called me up yestiddy and ast me
where Lum was at. Said he was supposed to meet 'er at
the county seat and he never showed up. She had to ketch a
ride with Luther Phillips and his ole worman."
Grandpappy couldn't think of anything to reply, so he
just shook his head dolefully, and the game continued in
silence. The tumblebug came back, and was just about to
receive another bath when he was saved by the arrival of
Dick Huddleston, who shuffled in out of the heat.
"Mornin'." he boomed.
19
"Hain't see nuthin' of Lum this mornin', have you?"
Abner and Grandpappy said in a nicely timed duet.
"Don't b'lieve I have."
Abner knew suddenly that nobody in Pine Ridge would
have seen the missing Lum. Lum had really gone, van-
ished into thin air. He sighed and left his seat.
"Let's go," he said.
"Where?" Grandpappy objected.
"To find Lum."
"Where's that?"
ABNER, starting toward the screen door, grimaced his
annoyance. Just then the door opened once more
and Cedric Weehunt came in.
"Has Mr. Lum got back yit?" Cedric asked.
Faint hope stirred in Abner. "Back from where?"
"I dunno," Cedric said. "Wherever it was he went, I
reckon."
Abner grabbed Cedric's blue-denim-clad arm. "But how
you know he went anywheres?"
Cedric shuffled his feet so as to bring his right toe into
view, and then gazed at it fixedly. "Got me to feed his
stock and milk his cow fer him. I allowed as he was
goin' somewheres."
Grandpappy 's chair crashed down to sit squarely on
all four legs, knocking over the checker board. But Abner
paid no attention.
"You talk to Lum?" he asked eagerly.
"Yes mom. Said he was goin' to want me to look arter
rhe stock fer him. 'N then he walked away."
"Didn't he say when he was corn-
in' back?"
"No mom, jest told me to tell
nuthin'." Cedric paused dramati-
cally. "Takened his shot gun with
him, too."
"Sho!" Grandpappy said in re-
lief. "Lum's jest gone huntin'."
"Fer three days!" Abner snorted.
"No sir, not Lum. I'm goin' to call
the sheriff."
It can't fairly be said that Pine
Ridge seethed with excitement, but
it did vibrate gently as word grad-
ually got around that Lum Edwards was missing. The Jot
'Em Down checker games became fewer and fewer as the
boys wandered up and down the main street exchanging
glances and suspicions. The consensus of opinion took
only a day to form. It was that something mighty funny
had happened.
The sheriff said he thought Lum's heart had been broken
and that he'd gone into the woods and quietly shot him-
self. A good many of the local observers held the same
opinion. A few others thought he might have gone to
South America. Only Abner and Grandpappy had any
hope for his return and even they had their doubts. Proof
enough of that when they put up a reward of a hundred
dollars for Lum's return.
A week dragged by, seven long days in which Abner
scoured the hills on the four sides of Pine Ridge, his temper
getting shorter and shorter. Abner wasn't temperamentally
suited for the kind of action that required tramping up
and down in the woods.
His optimism died out completely on the day he finally
organized a search party and then found himself the only
one who hadn't gone squirrel hunting instead. He was
ready to order a simple memorial stone the afternoon he
and Grandpappy dragged the winding hole and Grandpappy
complained because they hadn't caught a single catfish.
Until one day . . .
Abner and Grandpappy were sitting at the counter of
the T-Bone Tooter lunch room, sniffing the aroma of frying
steak. Even if hope rose no more, hunger was still with
20
Meet These Two Cronies
Again Next Month in the
Rib Tickling Conclusion
To Their Mis-Adventures
them. Abner, looking oat the window, saw a lone figure
appear in the dusk.- He looked twice., for the figure was
running at top speed. In Pine Ridge you only run when
the town is burning or your great-grandmother's ghost has
come back.
It was Cedric. He hurled himself through the lunch
room door and up to the counter.
"They found him!" he panted. "They found Mr. Lum!"
Abner choked down his roll and leaped off the stool.
"Where? Where's he at?"
"I dunno where he's at now, but Jim Withers is in town
and said he seen him over at Waldron yestiddy."
Grandpappy wiped his moustache. "Now what in tarna-
tion was he doin' over there?"
"Jim never knowed he was lost — said he talked with
Lum a minit at the fillin' station."
The shrill, insistent ringing of the telephone interrupted
Abner's further queries. He jerked the receiver off the hook.
"Hello," he shouted. "Yes, this is him. Oh hello,
Sheriff, glad you called. Jim Withers says he seen Lum
yestiddy over in Waldron. . . . Huh? . . . You have? He
is? Fer the land sakes, jest a minit."
He turned a blank face to his listeners. "Sheriff says
he's located Lum, says he's in a hospital in the state of
Amnesia."
"State of Amnesia," mused Grandpappy, attacking his
steak, which had just arrived. "Where in the world's that?"
"Dunno. never heard tell of it before," Abner replied.
He picked up the receiver again. "Hey, Sheriff, where-
about's that State of Amnesia? . . . Oh . . . You're sure it's
him? Well, we'll be there jest as
quick as we can. Much obliged.
Sheriff."
He returned to the stool and his
cooling steak. "We gotta go to the
county seat, Grandpap."
"What's the matter now?"
"Well, the sheriff musta been
mixed up hisself. Now he says
Lum's in a hospital at the county
seat."
And so Lum was. The Sheriff
had been right in both cases. Lum
was in the county hospital. He was
also in the State of Amnesia. Lum, in short, was found, but
he might as well have stayed missing; for Lum's memory
had left him.
HE shook hands with Abner and Grandpappy, but ob-
viously he didn't recognize them. He didn't recognize
Pine Ridge, either, when they took him back there. Physi-
cally, Lum was as good as ever, but mentally, he was a blank.
The day after his return to Pine Ridge his friends gath-
ered in the Jot 'Em Down store to discuss matters. Grand-
pappy stuck to the idea that they ought to get him a good
doctor, but Dick Huddleston held that there was nothing
a doctor could do, and Abner agreed.
"Jest be kind to him and keep him in sight o' folks and
places he knows," Abner said.
They looked up to see Lum moseying aimlessly down
the plank sidewalk. He'd have gone past the store if
Abner hadn't gone out and brought him in. Hopefully
Abner sat him down in front of his old desk, but after
looking at it fixedly for a minute or so, Lum only said.
"It's orful dirty."
Abner scratched his head, at a loss what to do next.
"Let's talk to him about the things he used to do,"
suggested Grandpappy. "Maybe that'd bring his memory
back."
"Sure," boomed Dick Huddleston. "Send him over to
Mose Moots. Mose can talk faster'n anybody I know of."
So they packed Lum off to Mose Moots, the barber, who
had been cutting Lum's hair (Continued on page 54)
WORDS WITH WING
S
Here, for the First Time, Is Im-
prisoned in Print the Wisdom of
Radio's Spoken Word That Would
Otherwise be Lost to Us Forever
WE older people are so apt, I think, to want to
keep our girls young. I know that it is a great
thing if we can keep youth and simplicity but
real growing-up means an ability to understand life
round about us, and that, I do not think, we want to
keep away from our children, girls or boys, too long.
I have always felt that when we did that, we placed
them in the position of coming to maturity without
having had proper experience and knowledge before-
hand. ... I think we should see to it that children de-
velop as their ages make it appropriate for them to
leam about their community — which will make growing
up a really interesting piece of work, will bring them
to a better citizenship when they are actually ready to
assume their responsibilities.
— Mrs. F. D. Roosevelt, in a CBS talk.
THE force for peace is the greatest force in the
world. It is far greater than that of the anarchy
of brute force. Let there be an unofficial organi-
zation of the great masses of people, so that they
can use that force in a great wave of mass indig-
nation against an aggressor nation. No nation can
for long stand against the united condemnation of
the world. Nations are greatly dependent upon
each other for their trade and other relations, and
from a practical standpoint, no nation could afford
to be put into Coventry by the world. There is the
answer to how to prevent war — and it can be done
without bloodshed.
— Rear Admiral Richard E. Byrd, on CBS
Hobby Lobby.
A BARN YARD with cackling geese and grunting
pigs doesn't sound like much of a party to a
fanner. But it panicked a social gathering in New
York City, and last winter in Palm Beach, the hit of
the season was a corned beef and cabbage supper in a
dingy back room. So giving a party doesn't mean in-
vesting in a lot of expensive favors and decorations.
It just means having fun as simply as possible. If
you have a wedding anniversary coming on why not
try asking your friends to come in the costume they
wore at their own weddings? It's bound to be funny.
. . . Another amusing party can be arranged with mar-
bles and tin pie plates. Sit on the floor and place a
small bowl filled with marbles and a spoon in front of
each guest. You put a pie plate on your head and
ladle the marbles out one at a time, out of the bowl
and into the pie plate. The one who is able to keep
the most marbles on his head gets a prize.
— Selma Robinson, poet and short story writer,
talking on the CBS Heinz Magazine of the Air.
{Continued on page 57)
YOU'VE COT TO BE
Editor's Hint To Unknowns: If You
Want People To Admire Your Talent
First Let Them Admire Your Looks
An all important rule in
getting your ability pub-
licized is to find a good
photographer as did Don-
na Mae, above, singer in
the Frankie Masters band.
Another smart way to open
an editor's eyes is pos-
ing in a costume such as
this South Seas ensemble,
worn so effectively by
NBC's Mary Ellen Herriclc.
San Francisco, too, has its
candidates for this page —
Left, Natalie Park chose
a Grecian dancing robe in
which to be so fetching
no editor could resist.
Editor's Note: Your holiday present from Phil
Baker and Radio Mirror is — laughter! Presenting a
special Yuletide Readio-broadcast, starring the Good
Gulf comedian — Beetle, the most cynical ghost in the
world — Bottle, the bewildered butler — Patsy Kelly, the
temperamental terror — and Oscar Bradley's orchestra.
It's all based on material supplied by Phil himself,
blended into one of those hilarious Sunday-evening
shows. Listen! It's starting!
Announcer: Good Gulf! Here comes the Great Amer-
ican Trouper — Phil Baker!
{And we hear Oscar Bradley's orchestra playing that
familiar theme song "Rollin Along.")
Announcer: Stop the music! Stop everything! For to-
night's a big night for Phil Baker — he's giving his big
Christmas party. Here he is in his apartment, with Bottle.
Phil: (He thinks he's singing.) For I'm a jolly good
fellow, I'm a jolly good fellow, I'm a jolly good fellow,
which nobody can deny. (The telephone rings.) Answer
the phone. Bot.
Bottle: (In a hurt voice.) I can't do two things at
once, Mr. Baker; you know, I'm shaving you.
Phil: Oh, so that's what you're doing. All right,
paste my ear back on and I'll answer it my-
self . . . Hello, Phil Baker on this end. Who's
eating garlic on the other end? ... Oh ... .
Bottle, it's the caterer.
Bottle: I don't understand, sir.
Phil: The caterer! Look, Bot, last
time we had a party, who supplied
the food?
Bottle: Er . . . The Salva-
tion Army.
Phil: Nice work, Bot
tie, have you still got
that razor in your
hand?
Bottle: Yes, sir.
Phil: Well, hold it
your throat and sneeze
not you, Mr. Caterer.
Bottle. His head didn't take up the
option on his brains .... Sure, send up
plenty of food for everybody. G'bye ....
Bottle, tonight, in keeping with the Christmas
spirit, I'm going to open my bag of tricks and
tell a couple of Santa Claus jokes.
Bottle: Really, sir? What are Santa Claus jokes?
Beetle: The same ones he tells every Sunday —
the ones with long whiskers on them.
Phil: (In disgust.) Oh, there he goes— Beetle, the hole
in the Christmas stocking.
Beetle: Well, I'll be darned!
Phil: Incidentally, Bottle, did you
mail those Christmas cards?
Bottle: Oh, Mr. Baker, I saved
you a lot of money. When nobody
was looking I tiptoed out to the mail
box and snuck them in without any
stamps.
Phil: Bottle, another trick like
that and I'll hide your red flannel
underwear.
Bottle: Oh, Mr. Baker, then
how will you play Santa Claus?
Phil: That's very cute, my wacky
lackey. I should take down the
stocking and hang you up instead.
Bottle: Very good, sir. May I
ask where the banquet is being held?
Phil: In the Palm Room.
Bottle: I say, Mr. Baker, why
do they call it the Palm Room?
Beetle: Because everyone is going to be potted!
Phil: That's more like it, Beetle — nice clean fun.
that better than heckling me all the time?
Beetle: Yes, Baker, I want to take
back all the nasty things I've said
about you this year.
Phil: Why? Are you sorry?
Beetle: (Letting him have
it on the chin.) No — I want
to use them again next
year!
Bottle: (Loyally
coming to the
rescue, as usu-
al.) Oh, Bee-
tle, you
scamp,
o u
Isn't
against
... No,
It was just
PHIL BAKER
PATSY KELLY
BOTTLE AND
BEETLE
. . er . . . . you. . .
Beetle : How about scalawag?
Bottle: Oh, thanks, Beetle.
Phil: Go to it, Bottle, leave no word
unturned. Meantime, I'm going to
make out my Christmas list ....
I^^^M Let's see — I think I'll get a box
of goodies for my cousins.
Bottle: Assorted nuts?
Phil: They certainly
are. And I can't for-
get my dear old
Dad. Bottle, what
would you give
father of
seventy?
Beetle:
First
prize in the Canadian Stork Race.
Phil: Quiet, numbskull. And now for my dear wife.
Bottle, I'd like to give her something that will warm her
heart.
Bottle: How about a mustard plaster?
Phil: Oh, you don't understand. I think I'll take her
out to a swell night-club, this Christmas. You know. m\
wife gave up Robert Taylor to marry me.
Bottle: How romantic, sir.
Phil: Yes, and now I want to show her my apprecia-
tion. Bot, where do you think I ought to take her*'
Beetle: To a brain specialist!
Bottle: Oh, isn't he awful, Mr. Baker? Beetle, you . . .
you, hero, you handsome man, you Clark Gable ....
Phil: Hey, Bottle, what are you saying?
Bottle: Forgive me, sir, I was talking to myself.
Phil: (Briskly; no more of this nonsense for him.)
Bottle, my guests will soon arrive and I'm not even dressed
yet. Quick, where's my tie?
Bottle: Around your neck.
Phil: Never mind. I'll find it myself. Where's my
collar"
Bottle: Do you want your turned-down collar,
sir?
Phil: What do you mean, turned-down
collar?
Beetle: It's been turned down by every
laundry in town!
Phil: All right, wise guy. Here I'm
trying to get dressed and I'm up to
my neck in collar gags. Come on,
Bot, help me make my bow-
tie.
Bottle: Very well, sir;
just lie down on the floor.
Phil: Lie down on the
floor? Bottle, where did you
ever learn to make a bow-tie?
Bottle: I used to work for
an undertaker.
Phil: Bottle, if nationality was
decided according to brains, you'd be
the man without a country. Now, where's
my suit.
Bottle: Oh, Mr. Baker, it's a sad story. I
gave it away to an old man.
Phil: What! My only suit?
Bottle: Oh, forgive me, sir, but he was crying.
Phil: He was crying?
Bottle: Yes sir — "Old clothes, old shoes, old rags—"
Phil: Oooooooooooooooo !
(And Oscar Bradley's orchestra
comes to the rescue, playing "Harbor
Lights" until Phil's guests have ar-
rived and he's borrowed an old suit
of Bottle's. Then we hear the sounds
of the party — and judging from them,
it's some party! Why wine is running
like Stepin Fetchit! Listen!)
Announcer: Attention! Attention
everybody! Here comes our host —
Phil Baker! Oscar, play something
appropriate.
Oscar: What'll I play?
Beetle: (The death's head at the
feast, as usual, and the skeleton that
won't stay in the closet.) Play
"Lookie, Lookie, Lookie — Here
Conies Cockeye!"
Phil: Thank you — thank you. (The
din subsides.) Lend me your ears!
Lend me your ears!
V
Editor's Note: Your holiday present from Phil
Baker and Radio Mirror is-laughter! Presenting a
special Yuletide Readio-broadcast, starring the Oooa
Gull comedian— Beetle, the most cynical ghost m the
world— Bottle, the bewildered butler-Patsy Kelly, the
temperamental terror-and Oscar Bradley's orchestra
It's all based on material supplied by Phil himsel],
blended into one of those hilarious Sunday-evening
shows. Listen! It's starting!
Announcer: Good Gulf! Here comes the Great Amer-
ican Trouper— Phil Baker!
(And we hear Oscar Bradley's orchestra playing that
familiar theme song 'Rollin Along")
Announcer: Stop the music! Stop everything! bor to-
night's a big night for Phil Baker— he's giving his big
Christmas party. Here he is in his apartment, with Bottle
Phil: (He thinks he's singing.) For I'm a jolly good
fellow, I'm a jolly good fellow, I'm a jolly good fellow,
which nobody can deny. (The telephone rings.) Answer
the phone. Bot.
Bottle: (In a hurt voice.) I can't do two things
once, Mr. Baker; you know, I'm shaving you.
Phil: Oh, so that's what you're doing. All right,
paste my ear back on and I'll answer it my-
seli . Hello, Phil Baker on this end. Who's
eating garlic on the other end? . . . Oh ....
Bottle, it's tin- caterer.
Bom i : I don't understand, sir.
Phil: ["he caterer! Look, Bot, last
time we had a party, who supplied
the food?
Both i ■ : In .1 he Salva-
tion Army.
Phil: Nice work, Bot-
tle, have you si ill got ^F
X
Rpftle Because everyone is going to be potted!
p That's more like it, Beetle-nice clean fun. Isn't
that Tetter than heckling me all the time?
^Beetle: Yes, Baker, I want to take
back all the nasty things I've sa.d
about you this year.
Phil Why? Are you sorry?
Beetle: (Letting him have
it on the chin.) No— I want
to use them again next
year!
Bottle: (Loyally ^,
coming to the \^"
rescue, as usu- AT
al.) Oh, Bee- %
tie, you
scamp,
you
. . er .
Beetle
Bottle
• • you. . .
How about scalawag?
Oh, thanks, Beetle.
Phil: Go to it, Bottle, leave no word
i unturned. Meantime, .'m g"ng o
&ri m1ke °Ut my Christ™s list
P-W Lets see-I think I'll get a b^
M A of goodies for my cousins
r AY Bottle: Assorted nuts?
Phil: They certainly
are And I can't for-
get my dear old
Dad. Bottle, what
would you give
^k a father of
^^W seventy?
<<
Beetle:
First
o>
in youi
that razor
hand?
Urn in Yes, sir.
Phil: Well, hold ii
your throat and sneeze
not you. Mr. Caterer
Bottle. His head didn't
against
. . . No,
It was |iist
lake up the
Option mi his brains .... Sun-, send up
plenty ol food lor everybody. G'bye ....
Bottle, tonight, in keeping with the Christmas
spirit, I'm going to open my bag of tricks and
tell a couple of s.mta Claus jokes,
BOTTLE: Really, sir? What arc Santa Claus jokes?
Beetle: The same ones he tells every Sunday —
the ones with long whiskers on them.
Phii (Iii disgust ) Oh, there he goes— Beetle, the hole
m tin' Christmas stocking
Beetle: Well, I'll be darned!
Phil: Incidentally, Bottle, diet you
mail those Christmas cards
BOTTLI : Oh. Mr. Baker. I saved
you ,i lot oi money. When nol
was looking I tiptoed out to the ni.u
box ami snuck them in withoul anj
stamps
Phii Bottle, another trick like
thai and I'll hide your red flannel
linden-
BOTTLE: Oh. Mr. Baker, then
how will von play Santa Clau
Phii : that's ver) cute, my wacky
lackey. 1 should lake down the
stocking and hang von up instead
'*'" od, sir. M.iy I
ask where the banquet is being held'
Phil: In the Palm Room.
Bottle: I say, Mr. Baker, win
do they call it the Palm Roo
Roll Up the Rugs for o
PHIL BAKER
PATSY KELLY
50TTLE AND
BEETLE
Holiday Readio-Broad-
sf While Phil Baker
Plays Santa Claus With
m
a Pack Full of Laughs
Pr£|1iB *? C^an Stork Race.
Bom .'dQb^nSkn"- A"V- '- -' dear witc
heart. ^ her »mething that will warm her
PhmU n,"OW about a mustari1 Poster?
out to a ^Z^t^ ' think ni ^ '"'
wile gave up Rnb;r r i (hns,n,as- Vou know. ro,
Be,™ , 1 . n ' avlor U) marrv me.
HOTTu . How romantic. s„
•■£:;^iis:x^-"'"
f^Z A? a bra,n sPe«alist!
vonH 0h; ,sn'' he a«'ul. Mr. Baker ? Beetle vou
Phi, .r br?ndf>n,e m;ln' >'"" a»* Gabl
££■ He& B.ottle. *«« are you saying:
IL. (Briskly. n0 morc of „ „„„,;. , ,
JpaKaavs,-*" *~-W3
Bottle : Around your neck
c<,|Ph'L: Never mind, I'll find ,, myself ^^ ^
Bottle: Do you want your turned-down collar,
collar Wha< l'" V<>" mt'",n' lUrned-d°w"
/Al Bun, It's been turned down by every
r^ laundry in town!
J ^ Phil: All right, wise guy. Here I'm
,r>-'ng to get dressed and I'm up to
my neck in collar gags Come on,
Bot, help me make my bow
tie.
Bonn : Vcn well, sir.
just lie down on the ftooi
Phii : I je down on tin
floor? Bottle, where did vou
ever learn to make a bow i,
Bonn: 1 used to work foi
an undertaker.
Phil: Bottle, if nationality was
deckled according to brains, you'd be
the man without a country. Now. wh,
mj suit.
Bottli : Oh. Mr. Baker, it's a sad slorv I
gave it away to an old man
Phil: What! My only suit
Bottle: Oh, forgive me. sir. but he was crvine
Phil: He was crying-
Bottle: Yes sir— "Old clothes, old shoes, old rag
Phil: Oooooooooooooooo '
(And Oscar Bradley's orchestra
^^^^^^ comes to the rescue, playing "llarb,>r
Lights" until Phils guests have ar-
rived and he's borrowed an old suit
of Bottle's. Then we hear the sound*,
of the party— and judging from them,
it's some party! Why wine is running
like Stepm hetchit' Listen!)
A
V.
Announcer: Attenlion! Attention
everybody! Here comes our ha
Phil Baker1 Oscar, play something
appropriate.
Oscar: What'll I play?
BEETLE: (The deaths head at the
feast, as usual, and the skeleton that
won't stay in the closet.) PIay
"Lookie, Lookie, Lookie — Here
Comes Cockeye!"
Phil: Thank you— thank you. (The
din subsides.) Lend me your ears'
I. end me your ears'
RADIO MIRROR
Everybody: Why?
Phil: We need handles for the tea cups.
Everybody: Never mind that — let's eat! (And they
pitch in noisily.) I'm hungry. ... I want spinach. . . .
Pass the butter. ... I saw that first. . .
Phil: Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's plenty
of food for all of us. Bottle, where are th~ waiters?
Bottle: Eating.
Phil: All right, I'll take care of you. Where's my
chicken ?
Bottle: She called up, sir, she can't come.
Phil: You dope, I mean the one with the feathers.
Bottle: Oh, the fan dancer.
Patsy Kelly: (And how she ever kept quiet this long
is a mystery.) I want some roast ham!
Beetle: Throw Baker on the fire!
Patsy: Phil! 1 haven't got enough to eat. I want a
pickled mongoose!
Phil: Don't be silly, Patsy. You don't pickle mongoose.
You stuff it.
Bottle: Pardon me, sir, but you're both wrong. Mon-
goose is cooked.
Phil: Mongoose is cooked? Who told you mongoose is
cooked ?
Beetle: Your sponsor!
Phil: Listen here, Beetle. I don't want any more re-
marks like that. You know very well two big movie com-
panies almost got into a fight over hiring me. Samuel
Goldwyn and another company wanted me. So I simply
tossed a coin, and now I'm making pictures for Goldwyn.
Bottle: That's very interesting,
Mr. Baker, if I may say so. And
what was the name of the company
that lost?
Beetle: Samuel Goldwyn.
Phil: All right, you guys, keep
picking on me. I want you to know
you'll be surprised when that pic-
ture comes out. Those make-up men
can make anybody look handsome.
A little mascara brings out my eyes.
A little rouge brings out my cheeks.
A little lipstick brings out my lips.
Patsy: How interesting! And
what brings out your teeth?
Beetle: One good sneeze!
Phil: After that crack I don't know whether
to give anybody any Christmas presents at all.
Everybody's Doing It! So
Why Not Join the Fun and
Become a Regular Reader
of These Laugh Sessions?
1 ought
But I'll
forgive and forget. Oscar, play some music while I go
get into my Santa Claus costume.
(Oscar Bradley leads the orchestra, playing "That Old
Feeling." Then here comes Phil again, dressed up in a red
suit and long white whiskers.)
Phil: Hello, my little pests . . . er, I mean guests. Here
comes Santa with a bag full of presents. But first, I want
to tell you about the wonderful present Bottle gave me. A
check for five thousand dollars! Where in the world did
you get so much money, Bottle?
Bottle: Why ... er ... to tell the truth, Mr. Baker.
I sold your family album!
Phil: Five thousand dollars for my family album?
That's wonderful, Bot, who bought it?
Beetle: Ripley!
Phil: Ummm ... I always knew there was a price on
my relatives' heads, but I never thought I'd collect it. But
now I'll give you all your presents. Here, I'll just shake
out this sack and you can all grab.
(There's a terrific rattle of tin — then a shout from the
guests.)
Everybody: A gallon can of Good Gulf gas!
Beetle: So — they're paying him off in trade!
Phil: I don't care what you or anyone else says. And
anyway, if I get fired I can always turn into a hotel
keeper. Didn't know I owned a hotel in Florida, did you
folks? Well, listen in and I'll show you how expert I
am at running it. Music, Oscar.
(The band plays a few bars of "There's a Small Hotel."
Then we hear a telephone ringing.)
Patsy: Hello? Hotel Wishy Washy, service day and
night, we never sleep . . . Oh, neither do you? How do
you like your room, Miss Smudgepot? Oh, you like it, and
you're listening to Phil Baker on the radio?
Beetle: Ah, room and bored!
Patsy: All right, Miss Smudgepot, goodbye. (There's the
round of a door slamming.) Good morning, sir, close the
transom and come in. Would you like to register?
Phil: Don't mind if I do. Umm Mr. Phil Baker, Hotel
Wishy Washy, room 14D. Say, wait a minute, I'm the
manager here.
Patsy: Oh, pardon me, I didn't recognize you without
your hand in the cash register.
Phil: Miss Kelly, remind me to put in a new telephone
switchboard. The old one's full of holes.
Patsy: Talking about holes, last year we had a nine hole
golf course. This year the course has eighteen holes.
Phil: Oh, so we have moths, too! . . . Here comes a guest,
Miss Kelly. Help him off with his trunk and wake up the
house detective. . . . Good morning, my friend.
Bottle: Good morning.
Phil: You've come to the right place for relaxation. We
have a beautiful one-piece band, but they're learning to
play another piece.
Bottle: When you give me a room remember I'm a fresh
air fiend. I'd like a room with a
bay window.
Phil: Hmmm. Well, here's a nice
room with a small door.
Bottle: Very interesting, but
aren't you forgetting my bay win-
dow?
Phil: No, you can get in side-
ways. But whatever room you take,
sir, I'm sure you'll be very comfort-
able.
Bottle: And how's the food?
Phil: Oh, wonderful, sir. See,
here's the menu.
Bottle: (Suddenly changing his voice and becoming
stern.) Aha! So I've caught you at last. You may not know
it, but I am Secret Agent six and seven-eighths.
Phil: Six and seven-eighths?
Bottle : Yes, but keep it under your hat. You are violat-
ing the Anti-Nudist Code, section 420-A-ZVU.
Phil: Violating the Anti-Nudist Code?
Bottle: Look at the bottom of that menu!
Phil: All right, I'm looking. What does it say?
Bottle: "Wishy Washy Hotel — never a cover"!
Phil: Well, shut my mouth!
Beetle : Now we're getting somewhere!
(As Phil is led off to jail, the orchestra plays "Rollin
Along" once more — and Phil's special holiday broadcast is
over, except for — )
Patsy: This is Patsy Kelly saying I hope you all have a
happy Yuletide.
Bottle: This is Bottle saying "pip pip" and the compli-
ments of the season.
Phil: This is Phil Baker saying — sincere greetings for a
joyous holiday.
Beetle: Yeah, and this is Beetle saying — A Merry
Christmas, folks.
Don't forget to tune in Phil Baker and the gang on the
Columbia network at 7:30 P. M., E.S.T., every Sunday
evening — and in the meantime, watch for another blues-
chasing Phil Baker Readio-broadcast in the February issue
of Radio Mirror. It will start your New Year celebration
off with a sale of laughter!
26
LIFE OF
By DON BECKER
FICTIONIZED By HOPE HALE
ILLUSTRATED By R. SISLEY
FOR 8TNOP8IS SEE PAGE 56
FOR a moment Mary Sothern stood there, balancing her
right to escape from her kidnapper, the importance of
her perilous mission in Sanders, against the sudden,
overpowering impulse to save this gangster's life.
At her feet Max lay, pale under the clear tan of his lean
cheeks. Blood flowed from the outflung wrist in a steady,
pulsing rhythm. If she left him —
She dropped the gun on the table. She bent down and
Mary's Happiness Returns
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As the Miracle of Christmas
tied the towel around his upper arm — seized a knife from
the table, thrust its handle into the knot and twisted it.
The blood lost its spurting rhythm, lessened to a trickle.
Quickly she bandaged the gash with her handkerchief.
She was swabbing his face with cold water when his eyes
opened
"What — what is this?" he muttered. "A shower bath'"
impatiently, he tried to sit up, and she helped him to the
sofa. (Continued on page 55)
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program, was the inspiration, for she is a star who dreame
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PERSONALITY
Six Charming People You
ALWAYS-IN-THE-WRONG CHARLIE—
Resident funny man on Tuesday night's
Packard Mardi Gras is Charlie But+erworth,
above. He's a graduate of Notre Dame
University, where he says he was injured in
a football game
-when he fell off the bench.
BEAUTIFUL STOOGE— Jack Haley's foil
on his Saturday Log Cabin program is
blonde Wendy Barrie, above left, who made
her first big hit in "The Private Life of
Henry VIII." Her parents were British but
she wants to become an American citizen.
GRAVEL-VOICED ANDY— When Buck
Benny rides again Andy Devine, left, will
play his original role of the Sheriff; mean-
while he heckles Jack on every Benny show.
Born in Arizona, he went to College in Cal-
ifornia, has been in the movies since then.
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ACE MIMIC SHEILA— Broadway's favor-
ite mimic is a guest in your home every
Sunday afternoon on the Gruen show. Sheila
Barrett, above, has the ability to observe
and wickedly imitate all the mannerisms
of her sex— especially the ludicrous ones.
EDITOR ROBINSON— One of the talkies'
first gangsters, Edward G. Robinson, above
right, now portrays a newspaper editor
in his CBS Tuesday broadcasts. He was
a Bowery boy, was in the army during
the war, then achieved fame on the stage.
COMIC VALENTINE ERWIN— Stuart Er-
win, right, was born on St. Valentine's Day
in Squaw Valley, California, and broke in-
to the movies via the New York stage about
ten years ago. Now he makes life diffi-
cult tor Jack Oakie on the Camel program.
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MAKE WAY
FOR MELODY
JUNE 18, 1907— that was the day
Jeanette MacDonald was born in
a dark, old-fashioned house in
Philadelphia. She was the youngest of
Daniel MacDonaJd's three daughters,
and like the others, Jeanette was "musi-
cally inclined." That is, when she was
"four she went with her older sister Blos-
som to dancing class, and when she was
six she was going with both sisters to
compete in the rash of amateur nights
Philadelphia was having in those days.
But between times, Jeanette went to
school, like the respectable middle-class
little girl she was.
There was school, and there was some-
thing much more important — the Mac-
Donalds' next-door neighbor, who
played great operatic records on his
phonograph for Jeanette, and told her
that some day she would be an opera
singer too. He planted a dream in her
heart — a dream that was there when
suddenly the opportunity came to leave
Philadelphia and join Blossom in New
York. Blossom was in the chorus of
a musical show, and she wrote that —
perhaps — if Jeanette could come, there'd
be a place in the chorus for her too.
NEW YORK was too busy begin-
ning an era — the jazz age — to no-
tice the arrival among its soaring tow-
ers of a Panty-waist from Philadelphia
called Jeanette MacDonald. New York
was fantastically excited about any
number of more important things: the
rising market, a song about a butter-
fly that was poor, what to do with this
crazy new thing called Prohibition, a
process to keep all the feathers on wo-
men's hats from moulting . . . Chevro-
lets still had cone clutches.
The Panty-waist has come a long
way. She was fourteen then, and she
approached the Metropolis in cotton
stockings, carrying a black umbrella in
her hand and a fierce ambition in her
heart. If Blossom, her older sister,
could make a good living dancing on
the stage in this great town, there must
be an opportunity somewhere for Jean-
ette, who also could sing — the family,
reflected this child as she swung along
the street, had been very decent about
letting her come to New York when she
was so young.
In her heart there was a gladness that
had been humming there ever since
Blossom's special delivery letter had
brought its invitation last week. This,
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at least, was escape — not only from dull
Philadelphia into excitement, but from
childhood, which was important; for
Jeanette was tall and slender, with the
promise of beauty in her face and a
deep maturity already in her voice.
But her party dresses were innocuous,
short-skirted affairs, trailing narrow
ribbons and flounces. She naturally had
been allowed to have no beaux, no dates
except for school parties.
She looked about her, heard the eter-
nal thundering din that is New York
and grinned happily. Anything could
happen here. Anything.
Blossom worked in the chorus of a
Ned Wayburn show on Broadway and
lived with twenty other girls in a
brownstone house. Of course she took
Jeanette backstage after the perform-
ance one night, and of course she intro-
duced her to Wayburn, and of course
Wayburn said, "Well, what can you
do, child ?"
"I can sing."
"Sing, then," said Wayburn, and
gestured at a piano.
She flatted her first high note.
"Stop that!" Wayburn grimaced. "Go
into your dance, child. You'll never
get anywhere as a singer."
So she danced. She had a peculiar
technique in which she balanced her
long body on feet spread wide apart,
and she kicked up into the air a good
deal. Two of these kicks she managed
without trouble, but on the third her
foot slipped and she went crashing into
the footlights. . . . She sat where she
had fallen, wordless, almost hysterical
with fury and despair. Then she looked
more closely at Wayburn.
He was laughing. He was slapping
his leg with one hand and waving the
other at Jeanette. "You're wonderful,"
he gasped at her. "Come around to-
morrow and you can be a stooge in this
show. You can put on an Indian cos-
tume and get hit in the head with a
coffee can."
Well, it was something. Not exactly
the triumphant conquest of Broadway
and the stage Jeanette had pictured in
her long young dreams; but something.
Forty dollars a week, anyway.
The MacDonalds, Daniel and Anna,
moved to New York. Their other
daughter, Elsie, was married and safe;
it was no good, Daniel felt, to break
up the entire family so soon — and be-
sides, little Jeanette was so young — she
needed guidance. She needed some-
At eighteen, Jeanette
was a dancer in "The
Magic Ring" — but she
still had other plans.
b y
FRED
RUTLEDGE
The other plans are
realities now for the
lovely, poised prima
donna of the screen.
Continue the Intimate Recollections of Jeanette
MacDonald — Her Escape to a Broadway Chorus,
Bitter Disillusionment, Then Her First Real Love
one to see that she took care of
herself and did not forget to study her
lessons.
Because the child was to keep on with
school. That was understood. She was
to dance for money in matinees and in
the evenings; she was to study voice
(no matter the discouragement, one
day she would be a great singer) for a
certain time each afternoon and the rest
of the day she was to work hard at
math and civics and chemistry and
Composition 21 B. This was understood.
If she gave up anything, it must be the
footlights.
Backstage, the other chorus girls
called her Elsie Dinsmore, The first
week was the hardest: she still wore her
long cotton stockings, her white and
virginal panty-waist, her low-heeled
shoes. She was a caricature, except that
she was serious about it — and she was
absurdly naive. She believed in ante-
dated things like chastity and the good
intentions of men and in human nature
and in God. To a group of young ladies
who believed in nothing, she was Mar-
velous. She was Can You Bear It, My
Dear? She was the sixth little Pepper.
She was Sally from the Sticks. She
was the Little Sister, and they meant it
satirically.
With her first pay-check Jeanette
went to a shop and bought herself
frothing unmentionables, sheer and
silken. These she wore, shivering, under
her kid dresses and above the stock-
ings, but she knew they were there
and the knowledge gave a little more
poise.
Even so, the first impression stuck
with her co-workers. And if the panty-
waist had been exchanged for a chiffon
teddy, her ingenuous attitudes had not
been exchanged for sophistication. Jean-
ette was almost glad when Wayburn
had an argument with Major Bowes,
who owned the theater, and the show
closed.
She trekked about for a time with
Blossom, going to managers' offices and
waiting for hours, and having audi-
tions, and being refused. Then, finally,
she landed a spot in the second line
chorus of a road show.
With her ambition this placement in
obscurity was a kind of failure, and she
decided to do something about it. In
any spare moment she had among the
filled hours of study and work, she
learned the roles of every actress in the
show, hoping always against hope that
one of them would catch a cold and
give her a chance.
They never did, of course; but the
hard work brought her something else
— something she had never expected and
which she did not want. In a way,
it was her own fault. She had let peo-
ple assume, had even insisted that she
was older than she was. . . .
The man was a vague assistant direc-
tor and he had a Broadway mind. He
stopped her one day as she was heading
for the dressing room. "My dear," he
told her solemnly, "you deserve better
things than this — this dancing in a chor-
us second line. Perhaps I can help you."
She believed him. She was that
young.
"Oh, if you only could!" she ex-
claimed, in the best tradition. "I know
I can do better than this — why, I've
learned all the speaking roles of the
show. And I can sing!"
"Meet me after the show tomorrow
night and I'll listen while you read some
of the parts," he suggested, grinning.
He patted her hand. "You're very-
lovely."
She gave him her sincerest smile.
"Thank you," she said.
The next night she read for him, and
sang a little; he applauded and nodded
his head seriously. "I was right," he
told her. "You are a consummate ac-
tress, a magnificent dancer, and you
have one of the greatest voices I've ever
heard. Tomorrow night I'll have a sur-
prise for you."
The surprise was the script of a new
play. "I'm going to produce it, and
star you!" he said to the wide-eyed
Jeanette. It was late, and the other girls
had gone. "If you want to come into
the office now, we can go over your
part together."
They went in and the door closed.
Almost instantly it burst open and a
terror-stricken Jeanette came running
out, tears in her eyes; after her came
the man's shouted imprecations — "Get
out and stay out! You'll never be a
star here. You're fired!"
After that she was a little changed,
subdued, a new shell of awareness was
built around her. She went again to
producers' offices to ask for jobs, but
she went without the exuberance she'd
had once, and when finally she was cast
for a song and dance specialty in
"Irene" to run in Chicago, she accepted
the new assignment with mental reser-
vations. She (Continued on page 06)
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A SMILE and the opinions mil-
lions of people have formed
about a personality are changed.
It happened with Helen Wills on the
tennis courts — it's happening with
Nelson Eddy on the air.
Queen Helen wasn't in high favor be-
cause of her "frozen face." One day,
in the Los Angeles Tennis Club matches,
she went after a tough shot, made it,
but fell and sat down thumpingly. She
smiled brightly — and a storm of ap-
proval broke over the place like a
cloudburst. With that one smile —
Queen Helen proved she was human and
many people changed their minds about
her.
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Two rivals of the air, screen
and printed page meet and can
still exchange smiles — Jimmie
Fidler and Walter Winchell.
So is it with Nelson Eddy, who used
to be hard to talk to, difficult to meet,
too aloof and unattainable. Recently
he went to the Cotton Club and laid
the customers in the aisles with his
banter and singing at Herbie Kay's
mike. He's been seen in other local
night spots acting as though he enjoyed
it. Surprisingly, the fans have cottoned
to Mr. Eddy in no uncertain terms and
he's sailing higher, wider and more
handsome than ever.
Rudy Vallee had a date to appear on
the Chase and Sanborn show, where Ed-
Good Humor's second nature to
Don Wilson — particularly when
it comes on a stick during re-
hearsals of the Packard show.
gar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy are
making show-business history. The
millionaire crooner arrived at the stu-
dio door, pounded on it several times,
couldn't get in, went next door to the
NBC studios and had a cup of coffee.
In a few minutes an usher breathlessly
dashed up, yelled out to his searching
companions, "Here he is, fellas, I found
him." Mr. V. was then escorted to the
studio and his scheduled rehearsal.
Raymond Paige, handsome music-
maker, is about to slap grease paint on
his features and face the movie cameras.
Ought to do all right, too. Ray is a
showman, when he's waving the baton
and when he isn't. At the last flourish
to his musical numbers, he whirls on the
applauding audience, counts ten to him-
self as calmly as he can — and then takes
his bow. It's effective, as audiences can
testify.
Keep an eye — (I really mean an ear)
on the swing-singing of "Sugar" Kane,
a pretty lassie who graces the Jack
Oakie show. She was christened Kath-
erine, she's only seventeen and the
movie-goers will get a look-see at her
in Bing Crosby's new one, "Love on
Toast."
Those rumors about Frances
Longford leaving Hollywood
Hotel died when she signed
a new long-term contract.
Rather amusing to me to see beau-
tiful and extremely feminine Jeanette
MacDonald trying to ride "western"
style. She's the sort of lass who, on a
horse, should look prim and proper in
the most haughty eastern style.
Pinky Tomlin. of the Eddie Cantor
program, is no longer "four-eyes," fel-
las. He just tossed away the specs on
account of the doctor said his . glims
were in pretty good shape for on-their-
own seeing.
never make a very good badminton
player on account of the game so defi-
nitely contradicts everything he learned
in vaudeville. In badminton, says Jack,
you try to keep the other fellow from
getting the bird and in vaudeville you
try to keep from getting it yourself.
OPEN LETTER TO ALL PRO-
DUCERS OF RADIO SHOWS
Gentlemen:
The makers of motion pictures have
one terrific fault that costs the film in-
dustry millions of dollars. That fault
is: too many copycats. There are so
Jack Benny admitted to me that he'd few movie makers with
Look at those pusses! The
artistic Georgie Stoll and
the pensive Jack Oakie, as
they rehearse their show.
to explore new grounds — but the fields are full of men who
are first to run in and imitate the fellow who does explore
and is successful. Thus, the first chap to make a "Gang"
picture, was soon followed by a hundred imitators. The
first to film a newspaper story was followed by scores more.
. . . Now the result of all this is that screen entertainment
runs in cycles — and before a cycle is permitted to end, the
audiences are bored to death. Now, all you radio produc-
ers, why not sit down and draw yourselves a parallel?
You're doing exactly the same thing. Let a Major Bowes
create a new act and imitators spring up on every side. Let
a comedian hit upon a new routine, and it'll be copied a
dozen times. . . . This thing of movie stars appearing on
radio programs has become so worn-out that I'm amazed
that movie names are any box office draw at all any more.
Don't get me wrong. Movie stars are fine when they are
given something to do, such as on the Lux program, the
new and very interesting Silver Theater, and a few more —
even including Hollywood Hotel at times. But just putting
a screen star on the air because she is a "name," and giving
her nothing to do but answer a few silly questions about her
life and career is absurd and most un-box office. If you are
going to put those stars on without casting them in plays,
or giving them something to do, then let them discourse on
interesting subjects. Let Constance Bennett tell why she
is snobbish to the press? Let Irvin Cobb tell why he thinks
he was a flop on the radio? Let W. C. Fields say why he
quit the air? In other words, if they must be on the
programs, give them a reason for being there. Yours for
less imitation — which sometimes isn't so flattering — J. J. F.
Where There's Hollywood
News There Will Be Fidler
Scoops for the Next Issue
Julie Gibson, the new singer on the
Penner show, used to be Camille
So ray (her real name, by the way)
on a local station here. In those days
she was a very chilly, platinum
blonde and for a time sang as one
of those "masked marvels." An Bringing Radio Mirror
agency took her in hand, completely
transformed the girl's appearance,
as well as her character. She's really
beautiful in a fresh way now and
she's got an eye on pictures — as who
in radio hasn't? It's her beauty that will take her places,
if she clicks, I think, because her singing isn't too, too dis-
tinctive.
It was really a four-alarm, all-star fire recently when
Buddy DeSylva's partially completed home in Hollywood's
Holmby Hills nearly went up in flames.
Buddy is building his new house next to Gertrude Nies-
en's home and about three o'clock one morning the song star
woke up and smelled smoke. Looking out the window, she
saw that some lumber stacked against the half-built dwell-
ing was on fire.
Gertrude woke her father and the pair of them went to
work with a will — and some garden hose. Hearing the noise,
Irene Dunne and her husband, Dr. Griffin, also turned out
to help.
They kept the blaze under control until the local fire lad-
dies moved in with regulation equipment.
Name" wants to charge something at your shop.
Prediction: Herbert Marshall will be on the air any day
with a show of his own. He "got over" excellently as pinch-
hitting emcee for Don Ameche while the latter took a
well-earned vacation.
VIA WIRE: My eyes are still weak from the glare of
the diamond bracelet Clark Gable gave Carole Lombard
and which she wore when her hero appeared on a recent
Chase and Sanborn broadcast. Carole sat in the control-
room for a while watching Gable rehearse. She got so ner-
vous she couldn't stand it and so spent the rest of the
afternoon in the Jack Benny rehearsal studio. As for the
comedy spot Gable did with Charlie McCarthy (and
which was a dilly, if ever there was one) ; the star's man-
agers frowned on the sketch on the grounds it was undig-
nified but Gable overrode the negative nods and went ahead
with the skit. Not only was it very funny but Gable's ac-
tion gained him a deal of good will. . . .
Hot-shot cupid-scoopers out here reported that Virginia
Verrill and Kirtley Baskette were hotter than the prover-
bial fire-cracker — so they decided to meet each other and
have a date. Which they did a few days ago . . . After
the first Joe Penned show, which a local columnist jumped
on with spiked boots, the agency tore up the next half-
dozen scripts and started from scratch. Subsequent shows
have been better. . . . There's a plot of ground out in North
Hollywood where Robert Taylor
and Pinky Tomlin have acreage.
Chester Lauck (Lum of Lum and
Abner) just laid a few pennies on
the line for some of that ranch
ground. . . . Alice Faye really was
threatened with a break-down from
over-work and strain — hence her
trek to Manhattan for a rest. . . .
Production of Jack Oakie College is
being doctored by Ashmead Scott,
Belasco grad and last year producer
of "Open House." He also airs a
murder show from Hollywood. Very
creepy stuff, too. . . .
Ask Phil Baker's four-year-old daughter who her fav-
orite comedian is and she'll tell you what she told her
daddy; "Charlie McCarthy". ... I like this about Fred
Allen. His picture script wasn't ready on the date Darryl
Zanuck had set but the cinema genius offered to pay Long
Pan for the lay-over. Allen says he'll take his checks when
he does his work. . . . Unless New York exerts too much
pressure, you'll be hearing Robert Benchley on that new
MGM radio show. . . .
Radio personalities are now coming in for their share of
the racket-worker's wiles. An impersonator went into a
haberdashery and tried to charge some clothes to Peter
Van Steeden's account. He was nabbed and tossed into
the bastille. . . . Hal Kemp learned to his embarrassment
that he owes money on several items he never bought.
They're still looking for the imposter. It's wise to demand
credentials, unless you're absolutely certain, when a "Big
You-can't-serve-two-masters-department : Raymond Paige
is making the master-minds on one of his two big shows
very unhappy because he's spending so much time on the
other one. . . . Helen Gahagan's transcribed programs are
slated to go "live show" any minute now. . . . Tony Labriola
(Oswald) has cleared the decks for heart-action again. His
Reno divorce was recorded only a month before the young
man went back into cardiac circulation. . . . Edgar Bergen
may like Charlie McCarthy, but he has a stronger (and
different) feeling for beauteous Andrea Leeds. (Be still,
m'heart). . . .
When Amos 'n' Andy move over to the soup sponsor on
January 1, the same script idea and the same format will
be maintained. Change horses in the middle of the stream?
Don't be silly. . . . Marion Talley owns a huge Siberian sled
pooch named Tex. That's all right with everybody but the
management of the Beverly Wilshire Hotel — where the
hound is running wild. Oh yes, Marion lives there, too.
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Picture of a busy band-
leader— Raymond Paige, at
right, is maestro for the
Hollywood Hotel and Pack-
ard Mardi Gras programs.
Mary Jane Walsh, Mutual's
Singing Cinderella, is so
lovely she turned even the
photographer upside down.
By
KEN
A L D E N
A new star just peeping
above the horizon — Sally
Nelson, singer on Sunday
night's Romantic Rhythm.
IKMI^
THE
•Mi
BUNNY BERIGAN'S next destination is Los Angeles for
an engagement at the Palomar Ballroom. . . . Mark
Warnow has fulfilled the ambition of a lifetime and
moved into a gorgeous twelve room Chinese Pagoda home
in Kew Gardens, L. I. Mark had his eye on the house for
several years, longing for the time when he could afford
to buy it . . . Jimmy and Tommy Dorsey have kissed and
made up. . . . Nat Brandwynne goes into the Hotel Pierre
. . . And Richard Himber, for the first time in three years,
plays an engagement in a hotel supper room. He succeeds
Brandwynne at the Essex House in New York. ... Ed
Wynn's new musical show has two other radio stars con-
nected with the production: Kay Thompson and Robert
Emmet Dolan.
Elmo Tanner, Ted Weems' whistling vocalist, is not al-
lowed to eat his favorite food, crackers, because it interferes
with his chirping. . . . Ruby Newman returns to the lofty
Rainbow Room for a New Year's Eve premiere. . . . George
Olsen sunk over $75,000 into the glittering International
Casino, world's largest night club. Besides worrying about
the restaurant's grocery bills, George also conducts his
"Music of Tomorrow" orchestra in the Casino. He has an
MBS wire. . . . Bob Stanley's promotion to musical director
at Mutual proves the old adage that good work is well re-
warded. After network moguls searched all over the coun-
try for a worthwhile batoneer they elected to give first
violinist Bob Stanley an opportunity to make good as a
guest conductor. He clicked and stole the job away from
better known maestros.
KEEP YOUR EARS TUNED TO:
Joy Hodges, who used to be vocalist with Jimmy Grier's
orchestra and is now doing all right on her own. Joy has
a Universal film contract- and is the leading lady of the
picture, "Merry-Go-Round of 1938." She is also featured
in the George M. Cohan hit, "I'd Rather Be Right."
Joy is one of the girls who started as a band vocalist and
worked her way up to individual stardom. In the same
category are Harriet Hilliard, Leah Ray, Martha Raye,
and Alice Faye.
PUNISHMENT
Another vocalist with a promising career ahead of her is
auburn-haired Mary Jane Walsh, (Continued on page 69)
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FLOYD
By
GIBBONS
The Third in This Series of Real
Adventures Which Prove That Truth,
Reported by a Master Story Teller,
Is More Thrilling Than Fiction
ILLUSTRATED By FRANZ FELIX
HELLO EVERYBODY:
Maybe you know of a tougher spot than you will
find in this thriller 1 told not so very long ago for
Colgate on Your True Adventure Hour. If you do, I'd
like mighty well to hear about it. Yes sir, this adventure
of the month sounds very much like one of those old-fash-
ioned whizzers that had pa and ma sitting on the edges of
their seats in the days when producers took their melo-
drama seriously.
The influence of those long-haired artists who put a
punch in every act was responsible, also, for those breath-
takers that cast their spells over audiences in the days of
one reel movies. And the grand spirit of it all survives
in some of the stories you've sent in to me. They live be-
cause they are not only the spice of life, they are life itself.
This is the stirring yarn of an automobile packed with
women and children who were going shopping, an adven-
ture near to the heart of every woman. And, as is often
the case, these women were a long time in getting started.
You know how some women are when it comes time to
leave ?
No?
Well sir, they are exactly like some men. They go back
to close a window, put out the cat or collect some forgotten
article.
Often enough these delays — aggravating to people who
haven't forgotten anything— hold back parties until a dark
Shadow has already crossed the path ahead of them. And,
38
as often, such delays guide groups directly into the path of
adventure. There is an old American saying, "If the dog
hadn't stopped to scratch, he would have caught the rabbit."
To this, that wise Chinese philosopher Ma Foo has sagely
added: "If the dog hadn't stopped the wolf would have
caught HIM."
I wouldn't care to say how Dorothy Jane McCurdy felt
about the way delay figured in this terrific adventure of
hers. You see, Dorothy was only eleven years old at the
time and adventure didn't poke his singular nose very often
into the affairs of Elkviile, Illinois, where she lived. Cer-
tainly there was no thought of him at all in the minds of
anyone there on July 2, 1924.
It was, I want to tell you, a mighty happy, carefree fam-
ily of women and children that piled into the McCurdy
sedan around noon to drive over to the neighboring town of
Christopher, there to buy a few things to jazz up the Fourth
of July celebration thai was just around the corner. Marie,
HOPPJliS
Dorothy picked up the child and passed her to her mother. But now
there was not time enough left for Dorothy to get out the same way.
a sister of Dorothy, was behind the wheel, Dorothy, Sister
Frances and their mother were in the back seat. After the
attendant at the gas station filled up the tank, looked at
the oil and wiped off the windshield, Marie suggested they
go over and ask another sister, Mrs. Eula Scillian, to join
the party. In a few minutes, Mrs. Scilhan was in front
beside her sister chauffeur. And Mrs. Scillian's two-year-
old Martha was cooing in the lap of her eleven-year-old
Aunt Dorothy.
"Dorfy, Dorfy," was the best this smiling baby could do
with her child aunt's name. But you can imagine how Aunt
"Dorfy" felt with that loving live doll in her arms.
There was quite a fuss in getting everybody and every-
thing arranged in the sedan. Mrs. McCurdy finally broke
up the run of small talk.
"Heavens!" she said, "We've got to get started or we'll
never get to town."
Mrs. McCurdy didn't realize how much truth there was
in those words.
But the sedan had not gone twenty-five feet before Mrs.
Scillian noticed the Scillian bedding on a line in the back
yard.
"It looks so much like rain I'd better take it in," she in-
formed the rest of the family. And take it in she did,
while Mother McCurdy fretted a little at this additional
delay. In a couple of minutes they were on their way again.
And in another couple of minutes the sedan halted once
more while the women decided which road to take.
You know, about two blocks from the railroad station
one road goes up a steep hill. On top of that hill are the
railroad tracks. The women usually avoided this climb
by making a detour of a few blocks. Marie, however, now
decided that they had lost so much time in getting started
she'd better make up some of it by taking the dangerous
shortcut.
Well, boys and girls, for some (Continued on page 58)
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By MRS.
MARGARET
SIMP SO N
Aunt Jenny's Recipes
Are Guaranteed to
Make the Most Stub-
born Cake Rise to
Greater Heights
Dan Seymour's eating is proof of the cookies.
BA.KING is the test of any good cook. Which, when
you stop to think about it, is really lucky £or house-
wives. For science has come to your rescue. It's
brought you new, specially prepared flours, new shorten-
ings, and stoves that hold the right temperature for the
right length of time.
And yet, without the right recipes, even science is licked,
unless you know someone like Aunt Jenny, who can end
your baking worries right now. For Jenny is by nature
an expert baker and by hobby a recipe thinker-upper.
Though she is spending most of her time now at CBS broad-
casting her stories, she still has time to think up new
taste thrills.
For instance, take this one:
Black Walnut Doughnuts
4 cups sifted flour
\]/a tsps. salt
Ya tsp. soda
Yi tsp. cream of tartar
2 tbls. shortening
3)4 tsps. grated orange rind
1 cup sugar
4 egg yolks well beaten or
2 eggs and 1 egg yolk
Juice of 2 oranges
Water
1 cup black walnut meats
Sift together flour, salt, soda and cream of tartar. Cream
together shortening, orange rind and sugar. Add beaten
egg yolks and mix well. Add sufficient water to orange
juice to make Y\ cup of liquid, and blend with creamed
mixture. Add sifted dry ingredients, blend until smooth,
then stir in walnut meats. Roll out dough ^i inch thick
on floured board. Let stand twenty minutes, cut with
doughnut cutter and fry in deep fat (375 degrees F.) until
brown, turning when first crack apppears. Dry on absorbent
paper and dust with % cup sugar blended with 2 tsps.
grated orange rind and 2 tsps. ground walnut meats.
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MOTTO OF
THE DAY
By
TYRONE
POWER
Everyone welcomes a gossip, but no one likes him.
Highlights For Sunday, Nov. 28
T— I ELP yourself to a full listening day.
. . . there's even a new show for
your further delight ... or rather it's
an old favorite returning — the Thatcher
Colt mystery sketches, adapted from
Anthony Abbott's thrilling magazine
stories, are back on the air today after
a couple of months' lay-off . . . 2:45
to 3:00 on the NBC-Red network
(Eastern Standard Time, of course).
. . . And be there in time for the first
murder, please. . . . Guest stars of the
day: Gladys Swarthout on the Ford
Hour at 9:00 on CBS, with Eugene Or-
mandy conducting the Ford Symphony
orchestra. . . . Glenda Farrell and Lee
Tracy co-starring in a one-act Silver
Theater drama on CBS at 5:00 in the
afternoon. . . . Maria Jeritza and Jussi
Bjoerling in an all-request program with
the General Motors Symphony on NBC-
Blue at 8:00. . . . But the big surprise
package of the day comes on another
network at that same time — NBC-Red
at 8:00 — when W. C. Fields is expected
back on the Chase & Sanborn Hour.
There's no way of guaranteeing he'll be
there, but everybody, your Almanac
definitely included, is hoping he will.
. . . Andrea, Leeds, new screen sensa-
tion, is the guest star with Fields to-
night. . . . The Singing Lady's musical
play, at 5:00 on Mutual, is "The Story
of Thanksgiving," written for the sea-
son by Ireene Wicker and Milton
Rettenberg. . . . Another of those inter-
esting Columbia Workshop plays is on
at 8:00, called "Ninth Avenue El."
Glenda Farrell is Lee
Tracy's co-star today
at 5:00 on the CBS
Silver Theater drama.
Highlights For Sunday, Dec. 5
Clark Gable is on the
air today at 5:00 in
one of his infrequent
radio appearances.
("J.ET out the red carpet and sound a
couple of fanfares — Clark Gable
makes one of his four yearly radio
appearances today, starring on a Silver
Theater play over CBS at 5:00 P. M.,
E. S. T. . , . Gable's the movies' num-
ber one male box-office draw, but that
isn't the real reason you ought not to
miss him this afternoon. The real rea-
son is that he always turns in a work-
manlike, well-rounded performance. In
other words, he takes radio work seri-
ously— an example some other movie
stars we could mention — but won't —
ought to follow. . . . On the other hand,
Clark ought to take radio seriously, if
he really makes the $5,000 for this
one appearance he's reputed to make.
Lawrence Tibbett is the guest star on
the Ford Symphony program, CBS at
9:00; and Grace Moore, Donald Dick-
son, and Jussi Bjoerling are combining
their talents to bring you "Opera
Night" on the General Motors program,
NBC-Blue at 8:00. . . . Erno Rapee
conducting, as always. . . . The CBS
Workshop play tonight at 8:00 is "First
Violin", from a story by Norman Da-
vey. . . . And the Singing Lady's music
drama at 5:00 on CBS is an adaptation
of Rossini's opera, "Cinderella". ... If
you haven't found out already that
Jean Hersholt is on the air, this and
every Sunday afternoon at 2:30 on
CBS, now's the time to make his ac-
quaintance. . . . He's in a serial called
Dr. Christian, playing his famous movie
character of The Country Doctor.
Highlights For Sunday, Dec. 12
COME things your Almanac has neg-
lected in the rush of Sunday guest
stars, special events, and so on. . . .
Your attention is called to the unique
Zenith Foundation show on NBC-Blue
tonight at 10:00. If you're looking for
something daringly unusual in the pro-
gram line, stop looking and settle right
here. . . . Half an hour later, at 10:30
on CBS, there's another unusual fea-
ture— Headlines and Bylines, with Bob
Trout, H. V. Kaltenborn, and a guest
newspaper man. It's the news of the
week presented entertainingly and dra-
matically by men who know what news
is. . . . And at 9:00, on NBC-Blue,
there's Tyrone Power. The only fault
your Almanac can find with his pro-
gram is that the plays selected for
presentation are mighty old stuff. But
they're done awfully well and the
Power voice is excellent. . . . Now to
the day's guest stars with a clear
conscience: TV/no Martini on the Ford
program, CBS at 9:00. . . . Doug Fair-
banks, Jr., and Jane Wyatt on the Sil-
ver Theater, CBS at 5:00. . . . Erna
Sack and Richard Tauber on the Gen-
eral Motors program, NBC-Blue at
8:00, in a program featuring the works
of Debussy and Lehar. Tauber, whose
voice can be so swell it sends shivers
down your back, does especially well
by those romantic Lehar songs, as au-
diences on both sides of The Atlantic
know . . . The Singing Lady's play:
"Beethoven and Anna". . . . The CBS
Workshop play: "Mr. Faithful."
Continental singing
star Richard Tauber
appears tonight on
General Motors' show.
Highlights For Sunday, Dec. 19
Yehudi Menuhin makes
his only air appear-
ance of the season on
the Ford show tonight.
ALONG with a talk by W. J. Cam-
^^ eron, you're privileged today to
listen to the only air appearance this
year of Yehudi Menuhin and his sister
Hephzibah. They'll be on the Ford
Hour, 9:00 on CBS, playing a violin
and piano sonata. Yehudi, of course,
does the fiddling and Hephzibah the
ivory-pounding. . . . Your Almanac
doesn't mean to be disrespectful, be-
cause this really is an Event. Yehudi
is just back from a year's vacation on
the Menuhin ranch in California — a va-
cation meant to give him time to grow
from a boy into a man. Hephzibah,
younger than Yehudi, hasn't made a
great many concert appearances, but
those who've heard her play say she
has almost as great a future ahead of
her as her brother. You're missing
something if you don't listen in. . . .
Either Grace Moore or Erna Sack is on
the General Motors program at 8:00
on NBC-Blue. . . . And Madeline
Carroll takes her second dramatic
role on the Silver Theater, CBS at
5:00. This time her leading man in
the half-hour play is handsort>9 Ray
Milland of the movies. . . . treene
Wicker's Singing Lady play this after-
noon is her own adaptation of "Alice
in Wonderland. . . . And Irving Reis,
who directs the CBS Workshop plays
also wrote today's play, called "Flight."
. . . Other best bets: the NBC Spelling
Bee on the Blue at 1:30; John Barbi-
rolli directing the iV. Y. Philharmonic
on CBS from 3:00 to 5:00.
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NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS- Boake Carter
8:00
CBS: Alemite Half Hour
NBC-Blue: Gen. Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Burns and Allen
8:30
CBS: Pick and Pat
NBC-Blue: Grand Hotel
NBC-Red: Voice of Firestone
9:00
CBS: Lux Theater
NBC-Blue: Philadelphia Orch.
NBC-Red: McGee and Molly
9:30
NBC-Red: Hour of Charm
10:00
CBS: Wayne King
NBC-Blue: Warden Lawes
NBC-Red: Contented Program
10:30
CBS: Brave New World
MBS: The Lone Ranger
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
GEORGE
BURNS
He who lies to himself is more dangerous than he who lies to others
Highlights For Monday, Nov. 29
TT'S not often that the Lux Theater
plays are decided on far enough
ahead of presentation time for your
Almanac to tell you what they'll be,
but tonight's an exception. Marion
Davies playing Peg in the smash hit
of an earlier day, "Peg O' My Heart,"
is promised. It certainly isn't often that
the hostess of Malibu Beach's largest
home succumbs to the lure of the mi-
crophone, so you ought to listen to-
night. . . . Time to get acquainted with
Hilltop House, the new five times a
week serial on CBS at 5:45. Bess
Johnson, who used to be Lady Esther
on the Wayne King programs, and
Frances Moran Mathews in Today's
Children, has the leading role, and
she's supported by Carlton Young,
John Moore, Jay Jostyn, Irene Hub-
bard, Janice Gilbert and Jimmy Don-
nelly. . . . Bess Johnson, besides being
a swell actress, has long been one of
radio's few woman advertising agency
executives and producers. . . . Was
born in Keyser, West Virginia, came to
New York to try to get on the stage,
was unsuccessful but did get a job on
the Chautauqua circuit, where she acted
for two years. . . . Seven years ago
she went into radio in Chicago, and
appeared on the first CBS program.
She's a stunning blonde, resembling
Ann Harding, both in looks and voice.
At one time she was appearing in sev-
enteen programs a week, besides being
a devoted mother to little Jane Orr
Perry.
Peg O1 My Heart is
the part Marion Da-
vies plays tonight
on the Lux Theater.
Highlights For Monday. Dec. 6
Grade Allen pursues
Tony Martin again on
the Grape-nuts show,
8:00 o'clock on NBC.
f^NCE more your Almanac wants to
^"^ remind you about General Hugh S.
Johnson's broadcasting schedule. It's
8:00 P. M. tonight and Thursday,
10:00 P. M. Tuesday and Wednesday,
always on the NBC Blue network. . . .
Terry and the Pirates, adapted from
the popular comic strip, has replaced
The Adventures of Dari-Dan on a
group of NBC-Red stations. If you're a
Terry fan, listen in. If you aren't,
listen in anyway, and you probably
will be. . . . There's been a time change
on Alma Kitchell's highly entertaining
Let's Talk It Over show. Instead of
3:30, you hear it today at 2:30 — need
your Almanac add, Eastern Standard
Time? . . . It's just like old times,
when radio was young and carefree,
when you listen to Tony Wons, this
morning, Wednesday and Friday at
10:30 on CBS. . . . With the world
humming with talk of war, strikes, and
politics, Tony's refreshing because he
ignores all such subjects and sticks to
the homely philosophy that made the
Wons name famous. . . . You'll be lis-
tening to Alice Faye's handsome hus-
band tonight with Gracie Allen and
George Burns at 8:00 on NBC-Red.
... In spite of the shameless way
Gracie pursues him, Tony Martin's still
very much married to Alice, and they're
going to make screen love in 4tSally,
Irene and Mary," in which you'll also
see Fred Allen and Portland Hofta. It's
in production now. Remember when
it was a smash silent movie hit?
Highlights For Monday, Dec. 13
TF you've ever lived in a small town
you're going to like the new dramatic
serial, Jenny Peabody, on CBS today,
Wednesdays and Fridays at 3:30 P. M.,
because that's what it's all about. . . .
Jenny is the middle-aged postmistress,
keeper of the general store, and pro-
prietress of a small hotel in Hillsdale,
and Jenny knows more about what
happens in Hillsdale than anybody else
in town. It isn't betraying any secret
to reveal that she always reads what's
written on postcards. . . . Jenny is
played by Mento Everitt, who has been
acting ever since she was fifteen years
old. For sixteen years she headed her
own stock company which played
throughout the United States — maybe
it visited your own town. . . . Another
daytime serial — one you've liked lor
many months is The O'Neills, on NBC-
Blue at 11:00 A. M. and NBC-Red at
3:45 P. M. And did you know that
you, the listeners, were responsible for
the character of Morris Levy, played
by Jack Rubin? He went on the show
one day, just for a gag, and everybody
liked him so much the sponsor wouldn't
let him go. . . . And while we're on the
the subject of daytime programs, don't
miss Myra Kingsley, on MBS at 11:45.
She's a noted astrologer and will tell
you what you should and shouldn't do
if you'll tell her what day you were
born. . . . And Hilltop House, on CBS
at 5:45, is a good program to get you
in the mood for the evening's listening
activities.
Mento Everitt plays
the wise Miss Jennie
Peabody on the CBS
show at 3:30 today.
Highlights For Monday. Dec. 20
Richard Crooks sings
some of those beauti-
ful Christmas songs
on NBC-Red at 8:30.
pVERYBODY else is doing it, so
why not your Almanac? — Only five
shopping days until Christmas — un-
less you haven't read your Almanac
until evening, in which case there are
only four. So better get busy. . . . The
spirit of Christmas is bound to be in
all the programs you'll be listening to
from now until Saturday night. For
Christmas laughs, dial Burns and Allen
on NBC-Red at 8:00, Pick and Pat on
CBS at 8:30, or McGee and Molly on
NBC-Red at 9:00. For some of that
swell Christmas music, which may be
one reason we like Christmas so much,
listen to Richard Crooks on the Voice
o/ Firestone, NBC-Red at 8:30 or
the Philadelphia Orchestra on NBC-
Blue at 9:00. . . . Warden Lawes,
NBC-Blue at 10:00, ought to have a
Christmas story, too. . . . Those im-
promptu questions the Warden answers
at the start of his program are swell —
and they're really impromptu, too.
When the audience comes in everybody
finds a slip of paper on his chair, ready
for him to write a question on. The
Warden picks out the most interesting
questions and answers them then and
there. . . . Note that when Hilltop
House went on the CBS network the
afternoon children's programs were
moved up half an hour, to 5:30 instead
of 5:45. Today's is the Children's Cor-
ner, featuring Dorothy Gordon and
going to all CBS stations that aren't
busy with Kathryn Cravens' re-broad-
cast.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Red Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: Ijii-k Leibert
NBC-Bed: Ben Silverberg
9:00
CBS: Music in the Air
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red Women and News
9*15
NBC-Red Fields and Hall
9:30
CBS: Richard Maxwell
MBS: Journal of Living
9:45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Blue Aunt Jemima
10:00
CBS: Pretty K:tty Kelly
NBC-Blue Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15.
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS- Emily Post
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
1 1 :00
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-B!ue T*ie O'Neills
NBC-Red Djvd Harum
11:15
CBS: Heinz IVIigazine
NBC-Blue Road of Life
NBC-Red' Bac'.stage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue- V c and Sade
NBC-Red: Homemakers' Exchange
11:45
CBS: Aunt ienny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra King-iley
NBC-Blue Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red Mystery Chef
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red Girl Alone
12:15 P. IW.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Blue: Rochester Civic Orch
NBC-Red: Din Harding's Wife
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
NBC -Blue: Music Guild
NBC-Red: Federated Women's Clubs
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
CBS: Col. Jack Major
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red Ma Perkins
3:30
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Blue- Have You Heard
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4*15
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:45
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue- Peggy Wood
5:15
CBS: Life of Miry Sothern
NBC-Red: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
CBS: Dear Teacher
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red- Jack Armstrong
5*45
"CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press-Radio News
6:45
CBS: Song Time
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Hollywood Screenscoops
NBC-Blue: Mr. Keen
NBC-Red: Vocal Varieties
7:30
CBS: Helen Menken
NBC-Blue Lum and Abner
8:00
CBS: Edward G. Robinson
NBC-Blue: Husband and Wives
NBC-Red: Johnny Presents
8:30
CBS: Al Jolson
NBC-Blue: Edgar A. Guest
NBC-Red: Wayne King
9:00
CBS: Al Pearce
NBC-Red: Vox Pop — Parks Johnson
9:30
CBS: Jack Oakie
NBC-Blue: NBC Night Club
NBC-Red: Packard Mardi Gras
10:00
NBC-Blue: Gen. Hugh S. Johnson
10:30
NBC-Red: Jimmie Fidler
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
HELEN
MENKEN
If your job is stunted, feed it on new ideas and it will grow.
Highlights For Tuesday, Nov. 30
l_JERE'S a late entry in the list of
new shows — Homemaker's Ex-
change, sponsored by the National Ice
Advertising Co., on NBC-Red every
Tuesday and Thursday from 11:30 to
11:45. ... If you take your house-
keeping seriously, this is the one for
you to listen to. . . . That great visitor-
arounder, Eddie Cantor, stops in on the
Packard Mardi Gras tonight — NBC-
Red at 9:30 — to swap a few jokes
with Charlie Butterworth and a song or
two with Lanny Ross. There must be
mighty few variety or comedy programs
coming from Hollywood that Eddie
hasn't guest-starred on at one time or
another. . . . Two good music programs
follow one another in quick succession
this afternoon — the Rochester Civic Or-
chestra at 1:45 on NBC-Blue, then the
NBC Music Guild on the same network
at 2:30. . . . The Goldbergs are on
NBC-Red at 12:15, but if you haven't
an NBC station handy at that time don't
worry — they're making recordings of
the program too, for broadcast over
local stations. . . . There's a new kind
of serial program on the air now — 7:15
tonight, Wednesday and Thursday on
NBC-Blue called Mr. Keen, Tracer
of Lost Persons. . . . Leave your set
tuned in to it after you've finished lis-
tening to Easy Aces, and see if it
doesn't promise something in the way
of entertainment. . . . Your Almanac's
complaint to sponsors: What ever hap-
pened to the Ma and Pa series? It was
great entertainment.
Energetic Mr. Cantor
is the guest star to-
night on the Packard
program, NBC at 9:30.
Highlights For Tuesday, Dec. 7
Lovely voice, lovely
face, is the way to
describe Jack Oakie's
singer Sugar Kane.
'T^UESDAY again, and once more you
have to make a choice between Jack
Oakie's College and the Packard Mardi
Gras. . . . You have to pick your choice
between crews composed of Oakie,
Benny Goodman, Stu Erwin, Sugar
Kane, Helen Lind, Raymond Hatton,
Georgie Stoll, William Austin, Harry
Barris — and Lanny Ross, Charlie But-
terworth, Raymond Paige, Jane Rhodes,
and a guest. . . . Help, sponsors, can't
one of you change his time? . . . Any-
way, your Almanac plumps flat-footed
for Jack Oakie tonight, and perhaps one
reason is Sugar Kane, who definitely
has something when she sings a blues
song. Besides being beautiful and a
swell singer, she's loyal too — wears as-
cot scarves embroidered with packages
of Camels. . . . Mr. Oakie, who has just
passed the two hundred pound mark
and is still going strong, says he doesn't
plan to go on a diet. "If the fans like
me," he says, "they'll like a lot of me!"
Seems logical. . . . Venita Varden,
Jack's little woman, likes to come to
broadcasts, but sometimes she stays
on the stage too long. The other night
the curtain rose before she had a chance
to leave the stage, and all through the
broadcast she sat there with the co-ed
chorus. Not singing, though. . . . After
Oakie College comes Benny Goodman's
Swing School, at 10:00, and when it's
finished you still must listen to Jimmie
Fidler, on NBC-Red at 10:30. . . .
Jimmie* s the most popular of Holly-
wood gossip broadcasters these fine days.
Highlights For Tuesday, Dec. 14
l^BC has a new band for you to
listen to tonight — /ess Hawkins,
opening at the New Penn Club in Pitts-
burgh, Pa. ... A reminder: Col. Jack
Major is on today, instead of Monday,
at 3:00 on CBS. Listen for the hog-
call the Colonel emits at the start of
his program. , . . Edward G. Robinson
continues his swell portrait of a news-
paper man on Big Town, tonight at
8:00 on CBS. That is, it's a swell
portrait of a newspaper man as fiction
and the movies think he is — it's no more
like a real newspaper man than Eddie
Robinson in real life is like a gangster.
. . . Eddie wants some day to play
Napoleon either in the movies or on
the stage, but so far he never has. He
smokes a lot — cigars, cigarettes or a
pipe, depending on his mood, has a
large library and art collection, plays
the harp and the piccolo, as well as a
good game of ping pong. . . . That
Chesterfield Sports broadcast that used
to be on CBS at 6:35 is off the air
now, which is too bad, but its exit gave
George Hall's orchestra another chance
to go on the air, which is good. There's
a small army of people who'd rather
listen to George Hall and Dolly Dawn
than eat. Who is your Almanac to
say they're wrong? . . . Which leaves
just room enough to remind you that
Peggy Wood is on this afternoon at
5:00 on NBC-Blue, and there's no pre-
dicting what she'll be talking about.
It may be the stage, and it may be her
neighbor's children.
Edward G. Robinson
plays a newspaperman
in Big Town, tonight
at 8 o'clock on CBS.
Highlights For Tuesday, Dec. 21
Spencer Bentley plays
Bob Drake in the Bet-
ty and Bob serial on
CBS today, I o'clock.
THIRST order of the day: birthday
greetings to Andre Kostelanetz, who
was born thirty-six years ago today in
St. Petersburg, Russia. Andre will be
celebrating today by rehearsing tomor-
row night's broadcast — the broadcast
that has Lily Pons on it as a guest
star. Bet that's enough celebration to
make him happy. . . . Today meet
Spencer Bentley, who took over the
role of Bob Drake in Betty and Bob
when Les Tremayne left the cast. . . .
Spence is twenty-seven years old and
looks a little like Dicfc Powell (see pic-
ture at left if you don't believe it). He
came from a stage family but his child-
hood ambition was to be a navy officer.
When he grew up he almost achieved
it — was purser on five ocean liners. . . ,
Then the stage got him after all — he
was in twelve Broadway hits before
making his radio debut. He married
Berry Colter in 1931; he's five feet
seven inches tall, and has dark hair
and eyes. He's assistant editor of the
Lambs Club newspaper, "The Script,"
and owns a chow and a wire-haired fox
terrier. . . . Listen to him today and
every week day at 1:00 o'clock on
CBS. . . . Today's a good time, too, to
listen to that Hollywood in Person
show, CBS at 1:45. It's not only en-
tertaining, but you'll learn a lot of
things from it you'll be glad to know.
. . . The same goes for Emily Post, on
CBS at 10:30, and for the Mystery
Chef, NBC-Red at 11:45 — both times
A.M.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Red: Good morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: William Meeder
XBC-Red: Ben Silverberg
0:00
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
CBS: Richard Maxwell
NBC-Red: Fields and Hall
9:30
CBS: Fiddler's Fancy
9:45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemina
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Martin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
11:00
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red: David Harum
II :I5
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Bed: How to Be Charming
;l:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret Mc Bride
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Betty Crocker
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
NBC-Bed: Your Health
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: Jennie Peabody
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Curtis Music Inst.
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Red: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
CBS: Children's Corner
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 -45
'CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Ton Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press-Radio News
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Bed: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Hobby Lobby
NBC-Blue: Mr. Keen
-NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
8:00
CBS: Cavalcade of America
NBC-Blue: Eddie Duchin
NBC-Red: One Man's Family
8:30
CBS: Eddie Cantor
NBC-Blue: Sidney Skolsky
NBC-Red: Wayne King
9:00
CBS: Andre Kostelanetz
NBC-Red: Town Hall Tonight
9:30
CBS: Tish
10:00
CBS: Gang Busters, Phillips Lord
NBC-Blue: Gen Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Your Hit Parade
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
12:30
NBC-Red: Lights Out
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
Wectnedocuf's
HIGHLIGHTS
By
Andre
Kostelanetz
There's no "guess" room in the Hall of Fame
Highlights For Wednesday, Nov. 24
^"OT too busy getting that turkey
ready for tomorrow to listen to
the radio, are you? Try making the
stuffing while you listen to Fred Allen
. . . who is broadcasting his second pro-
gram of the new season tonight at
9:00 — and doing it from Hollywood,
too. . . . Somebody else pretty swell
is on the air at 9:00 too — Mme. Lotte
Lehmann, Austrian soprano who has
been called "the world's greatest sing-
ing actress." She's guesting tonight on
Andre Kostelanetz' Chesterfield pro-
gram. Great singer though she is, Mme.
Lehmann is prouder of the two books
she has written and had published.
One's a novel called "Eternal Flight,"
and you may be reading it in English
translation this winter. The other's an
autobiography, and hasn't been pub-
lished outside of Europe yet. Last
spring she made a concert tour of Aus-
tralia, and this winter she's singing at
the Metropolitan Opera in New York.
. . . After the Kostelanetz-Lehmann
show, CBS has another instalment of
Tish, the dramatization of Mary Rob-
ert's Rinehart's short stories. . . . And
at 10:00, the Gang Busters show will be
exciting as always. ... If you're a real
stayer-up-late, tune in Lights Out at
12:30 — half an hour after midnight
tonight — and enjoy a couple of cold
chills. . . . Arch Oboler, who writes
these horror sketches, is in Hollywood
now, preparing a new weekly dramatic
series. At last reports, he was also
writing Irene Rich's sketches.
Lotte Lehmann, singer
and writer, is guest
star tonight on the
Chesterfield program.
Highlights For Wednesday, Dec. 1
Ezio Pinza, basso,
sings with Andre Kos-
telanetz tonight on
CBS at nine o'clock.
XKTITH the air full of sniffles, and
the holiday season not far ahead,
now is the time to pay attention to
the program called Your Health, on
NBC-Red at 2:00 this afternoon. You
might hear something on it that would
make it the most important program on
the air for you. . . . You've read the
fiction story of The Life of Mary
Sothern in Radio MIRROR — now set
aside the quarter-hour from 5:15 to
5:30 every week day to listen to it as
further developments unfold themselves
on the air. It's dramatic, sometimes
exciting and sometimes funny, but al-
ways well worth the listening. . . . And
if you want a good mystery plot, lend
an ear to Follow the Moon, which pre-
cedes The Life of Mary Sothern on
CBS at 5:00. More murders than you
can shake a machine-gun at, and not
a culprit anywhere. . . . Andre Kos-
telanetz' guest tonight at 9:00 on CBS
is Ezio Pinza, leading basso of the
Metropolitan Opera. He's still in his
thirties, and has been a soldier, a civil
engineer, and a professional bicycle
racer as well as a singer. He quit
bicycle racing because he never won —
and took the jeering advice of his team-
mates who heard him sing in the
shower-room and advised him to forget
bicycles and sing for a living instead.
Now when he isn't singing he spends
most of his time at the wheel of his
automobile. He was born and raised
in Italy. . . . Don't forget Your Hit Pa-
rade. NBC-Red at 10:00.
Highlights For Wednesday Dec. 8
ANOTHER famed opera singer is on
the Chesterfield show tonight —
Kirsten Flagstad, who specializes in
singing Mr. Wagner's music. Patrons
of the Metropolitan Opera never have
been able to agree on whether she's
better than Lotte Lehmann, whom you
heard two weeks ago, or not. Maybe
you can decide — and after all, your
own opinion is the only one that
counts. . . . Or perhaps you'd rather
listen to Fred, Portland, and the
Mighty Allen Art Players on NBC-Red
at 9:00. . . . From 8:00 to 9:00 there
are more programs than you can pos-
sibly listen to in comfort — Cavalcade
of America, Eddy Duchin, and One
Man's Family all on at 8:00; and Eddie
Cantor, Sidney Skolsky, and Wayne
King all on at 8:30. Your Almanac
suggests these pairs : One Man's Family
and Cantor; Duchin and Skolsky; Cav-
alcade and Wayne King. . . . Earlier
in the evening you mustn't miss Hobby
Lobby, presented by Dave Elman on
CBS at 7:15 Did you hear the talk-
ing dog on this show a month or so
ago? And it really talked too. Dave
will have some thing else just as fasci-
nating for tonight. ... If you listen
to Kostelanetz and enjoy his swell
classical music, you'll be all the more
in the mood for the equally swell dance
music on Your Hit Parade, NBC-Red at
10:00. . . . Since variety, you know,
is the spice of radio. ... Or perhaps
you'll prefer listening to Gang Busters,
on CBS at the same time.
Soprano Kirsten Flag-
stad sings for music
lovers tonight on the
Chesterfield program.
Highlights For Wednesday, Dec. 15 and 22
To close the Chester-
field series, guest
star for tonight is
coloratura Lily Pons.
December 15 : The soprano who
can sing contralto songs with equal
ease, and all the time keep on looking
like a million dollars, is Andre Kos-
telanetz' guest star tonight. It's Rose
Bampton we mean. . . . And tonight is
Andre's next-to-last broadcast on this
guest-star series. . . . You ought to be
one of Vic and Sade's regular fans,
but it's just possible you aren't, so your
Almanac once more is going to call
your attention to this grand serial. If
you insist on an exciting plot, don't
bother with Vic, Sade and Rush. But
if you like quiet, heart- warming humor,
the kind that makes you think of things
that happened to you once, you couldn't
find a better show. It's on NBC-Blue
at 11:30 A. M. and Red at 3:30 P. M.
December 22: For a serial that's
just the opposite of Vic and Sade,
which your Almanac recommended last
week, listen to Girl Alone, on NBC-
Red at noon. . . . Lots of characters,
lots of action, many plots and sub-
plots. . . . Tonight marks the end of
Andre Kostelanetz' Listeners' Digest
musical half-hours. . , . Next week the
Chesterfield show will have a new
set-up, including a permanent singer,
instead of guest stars. Kosty stays on
it, of course. . . . Tonight's a gala
occasion for another reason than be-
cause it's the last of a series — Andre's
favorite singer, and yours, is the guest
star — Lily Pons, back in New York
after making "Hitting a New High"
for RKO.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC Red: Good Morning Melodies
8 : 1 !i
NUC-Blue Dick Leibert
NBC-Red Ben Silverberg
9:0(1
CBS: Dear Columbia
NIK' Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Ked: Women and News
9:15
NBC-Red: Fields and Hall
9-30
MBS: Journal of Living
9:43
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Ked- Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CliS: Myrt and Marge
NB('-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CHS: Emily Post
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
II :00
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red David Harum
11:15
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
1 1 :30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: V;c and Sade
NBC-Red: Homemakcr's Exchange
1 1 :45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue. Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Mystery Chef
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS- Romance of Helen Trent
NBC Blue Farm and Home Hour
12:45
< Hs Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
I :I5
CBS: Hymns
NBC-Red Words and Music
1 :30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:30
(IIS School of the Air
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
CBS: Theater Matinee
NBC-Biue M8C Light Opera
NBC-Ked: Pepper Young's Family
3:15 . „ .
NBC-Blue: Eastman Music School
NBC-Ked Ma Perkins
3:30
NBC -Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Ted Maione
NBC-Blue Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red Mary Marlin
4:45
NBC-Red Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue Peggy Wood
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
5:30
CBS: Dear Teacher
NBC-Blue Singing Lady
NBC-Ked: Jack Armstrong
5:45
CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6 :30
CHS; Press-Radio News
6:45
CBS: Song Time
NBC Blue- Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos V Andy
7:15
CBS: Hollywood Scrcensconps
NBC Blue Mr. Keen
NBC-Ked: Vocal Varieties
7:30
CBS We. The People
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
NBC-Blue: Kidoodlers
8:00
CBS: Kate Smith
NBC Blue Gen Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Rudv Vallee
8:30
NBC Blue March of Time
9 :00
CBS Major Bowes Amateurs
NBC-Red: Maxwell House Show
9 "30
NBC-Blue: America's Town Meetino
I0:ll»
CBS: Buddy Clark
NBC-Ked Kraft Music Hall
10:30 „ . „ .
CBS: Victor Bays Orchestra
NBC Blue: NBC Jamhorco
1 1 :00
CBS: Dance Music
NBC Blue: Dance Music
NBC Rod: Dame Music
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
HIGHLIGHTS
By
VICTOR
BAY
Don't be afraid to take a chance and you won't have a chance to be afraid
Highlights For Thursday, Nov. 25
"THREE hundred and sixteen years
ago, Governor Bradford proclaimed
the first day of Thanksgiving in the New
England colonies. . . . The first harvest
in the new world had just been gath-
ered, and the day was one of prayer
first and feasting afterwards. . . . Now-
adays it's a day of football first and
feasting afterwards. . . . But if we
stop a minute to think, we can find
plenty of things to be thankful for. . . .
That we aren't at war is one. . . . That
most of us have jobs is another. . . .
That radio exists is still another, be-
lieve it or not. . . . For today radio
brings us grandstand seats at the afore-
mentioned football. Most of the sta-
tions are broadcasting the annual
Thanksgiving Day classic between
Pennsylvania and Cornell. You'll hear
it on the CBS network and stations
WTAG WTIC WJAR WOR WFBL
WHEC WGR WIBX WNBF WESG
WOKO WCAU WHP WBRE WGBI
WCBA WKOK and WGP. The
NBC network has the Syracuse-Co-
lumbia game, and the Maryland-
Washington and Lee game comes
over stations WBAL WCHV WLVA
WBTM WGH WRNL WDBJ WSVA
WJEJ. . . . Then settle down to your
turkey and dressing. . . . Tonight Don
Bestor opens a long engagement at the
Netherland-PIaza Hotel in Cincinnati,
Ohio, and you hear the festivities over
NBC and WLW. . . . And finally, you
can be thankful for Bing Crosby and
Bob Burns on NBC-Red at 10:00.
Ted Hughes, center,
is captain of Cor-
nell's team in to-
day's pigskin classic.
Highlights For Thursday, Dec. 2
ng
aft
In charge ot sel
the stuff on Kr
Music Hall, NBC-Red
at 10 — Ken Carpenter.
D/iVG and Bob and the rest of the
gang on the Kraft Music Hall, on
NBC-Red at 10:00 tonight, receive
plenty of attention in the magazines
and newspapers, but there's one guy
who contributes his share to the en-
tertainment and never gets noticed.
Your Almanac is making up for this
neglect today. At the left you'll find
a picture of Ken Carpenter, in charge
of selling the stuff. While Bing is
worrying over a new way of saying
boop-a-boo and Bob is thinking up a
new tall story. Ken frets over a new
way of praising Kraft products — or one
of the other products he talks about
in his capacity as NBC's chief Holly-
wood announcer. . . . Ken says he was
a born radio announcer and didn't
know it until an advertising agency
where he was looking for a job sug-
gested he try it. . . . That was in 1929.
and in 1930 he was announcer for KFI,
NBC's Los Angeles affiliate. . . . He's
never experienced stage or mike fright,
and would rather broadcast sports
events than anything else. . . . He con-
siders bridge a terrific waste of time,
but likes to dance and go to night
clubs, play tennis and read. . . . He's
married to his college sweetheart and
they have a son seven years old. . . .
Before Bing, Bob and Ken take the
air, don't forget that the March of
Time is on at a new hour and a new
network — 8:30 on NBC-Blue. . . . Too
bad, but if you listen to it you'll miss
some of the Vallee Varieties.
Highlights For Thursday, Dec. 9
'pHINGS to remember on Thursday:
•*■ the Homemaker's Exchange, on
NBC-Red at 11:30. . . . Emily Post,
on CBS at 10:30. . . . NBC Light
Opera on NBC-Blue at 3:00 ... the
Eastman School ol Music on NBC-Blue
at 3:15. . . . Dear Teacher on CBS at
5:30. . . . Song Time on CBS at 6:45.
. . . We, the People, on CBS at 7:30.
Kate Smith, General Johnson, and
Rudy Vallee, on CBS, NBC-Blue, and
NBC-Red respectively at 8:00. . . .
Major Bowes and the MGM Good
News of 1938 on CBS and NBC-Red
at 9:00. . . . Good News of 1938, you
know, is the name they finally picked
for the show which succeeded the Show
Boat, and which usually shows up on
your loudspeaker with twenty-odd stars
on it. . . . Almost anybody connected
with the Metro Goldwyn Mayer studios
is apt to bob up on this program, but
one of the most likely is Spencer Tracy,
simply because he has such a swell
radio personality. There was even talk
of making him the permanent master
of ceremonies on the show, but that
would keep him too busy so — regret-
fully— it was shelved. . . . Spence was
born in 1900 in Milwaukee, and was
famous on the stage before the movies
caught up with him. . . . Cast at first
in tough-guy parts, his greatest success
came last year as Manuel in "Captains
Courageous", a part that made even
tough guys cry. , . . He's married, and
has one son. . . . Soon you'll see him
in "Mannequin" with Joan Crawford.
Spencer Tracy is one
of the stars who may
appear tonight, MGM
Good News Show.
Highlights For Thursday, Dec. 16 and 23
One of radio's star-
lets is Mitzi Gould
of Mrs. Wiggs and
Kitchen Cavalcade.
December 16: You're likely to hear
Mitzi Gould, up-and-coming young
NBC dramatic actress twice today.
First on Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage
Patch. NBC-Red at 10:00, then on
Kitchen Cavalcade, NBC-Blue at 10:45.
She plays Lolita on the first and
Susie on the second. Mitzi's only
twenty-two, tiny and brunette, and the
holder of a Bachelor of Arts degree
from New York University. She was
active in dramatic societies in her
school days, and made her first pro-
fessional appearance almost as soon as
she'd graduated. . . . Her biggest radio
thrill so far was playing Queen Victoria
in NBC's special broadcast, One Hun-
dred Years of English History. The
reason she was so excited was that
Helen Hayes is her favorite actress.
. . . She's five feet three inches tall,
weighs 102 pounds, has brown hair
and eyes and an olive complexion. . . .
And her greatest extravagance is buy-
ing shoes.
December 23: Two days before
Christmas, and the air will be fuller
than ever of carols. . . . But for a
little serious discussion, turn to Ameri-
ca's Town Meeting of the Air, on NBC-
Blue at 9:30 tonight. Guest speakers
take their lives in their hands and ask
the studio audiences to fire questions at
them — and sometimes the questions
are impertinent as well as searching.
If you're interested in what goes on
in the world, you'll like it.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A.M.
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
8:15
NBC-Blue: William Mecder
XBC-Red: Ben Silverberg
9:00
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:30
CBS: Sunny Melodies
9:45
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
CBS: Bachelor's Children
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wohs
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Today's Children
11:00
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Blue: The O'Neills
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
NBC-Blue: Road of Life
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The Goldbergs
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Betty Crocker
XBC-Red: Words and Music
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Love and Learn
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
NBC: Music Appreciation
2:15
CBS: Jack and Loretta
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
NBC-Blue: Radio Guild
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: Jennie Peabody
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
4:00
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Bed: The Guiding Light
4:30
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Bed: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
5:30
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5:45
CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
CBS: Press-Radio News
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
NBC-Blue: Dr. Karl Reiland
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
?:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
NBC-Red: Bughouse Rhythm
8:00
CBS: Hammerstein Music Hall
MBS: Mary Jane Walsh
NBC-Blue: Grand Central Station
NBC-Red: Cities Service Concert
8:30
CBS: Hal Kemp's Orch.
NBC-Blue: Death Valley Days
9:00
CBS: Hollywood Hotel
NBC-Blue: Varsity Show
XBC-Red: Waltz Time
9:30
NBC-Red: True Story Court
10:00
CBS: Song Shop
NBC-Blue: Tommy Dorsey Orch.
NBC-Red: First Nighter
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
XBC-Blue: Detective Stories
XBC-Red: Jimmie Fidler
10:45
XBC-Red: Dorothy Thompson
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
HIGHLIGHTS
By
LES
TREMAYNE
Smiles are passports to the land of plenty.
Highlights For Friday, Nov. 26
'T^ODAY'S fare for your table: turkey
hash. Today's fare for your loud-
speaker: A special fight broadcast from
Madison Square Garden, brought to
you by NBC. . . . The Radio Guild, on
NBC-Blue at 3:00, presenting air ver-
sions of famous plays. . . . Dr. Karl
Reiland on NBC-Blue at 7:15 in an-
other of his refreshingly different talks.
. . . The Cities Service Concert on
NBC-Red at 8:00. . . . Death Valley
Days on NBC-Blue at 8:30. . . . The
Varsity Show on the same network at
9:00. . . and the True Story Court of
Human Relations at 9:30. . . . Then, at
10:00, there's the old reliable First
Nighter program, sure to be ready with
an entertaining half-hour play, starring
Barbara Luddy and Les Tremayne. . . .
Barbara must be the tiniest of all radio
actresses: with high heels on, she stands
exactly four feet, ten and five-eighths
inches tall," and whenever there are
any tall actors in the cast of one of
her radio plays she has to be provided
with a box to reach the microphone.
Born in Helena, Montana, she was sent
to a mission school by her aunt who
wanted her to become a missionary.
But the sisters discovered Babs' glori-
ous child voice, and at eight she was
singing for Red Cross drives. A theater
manager heard her and booked her for
a vaudeville tour — and she's been on
the stage ever since. She has played
leads opposite such stars as Leslie
Howard, Francis Lederer, Edward
Everett Horton and William Powell.
Tiny but talented —
Barbara Luddy, lead-
ing lady of tonight's
First Nighter drama.
Highlights For Friday, Dec. 3
Robert Simmons, top
tenor of the Cities
Service Hour's Rev-
elers male quartet.
'"PODAY and every day except Satur-
day and Sunday you'll be listening
to that engaging program, Pepper
Young's Family, which its sponsors
have been kind enough to broadcast
twice a day for you. . . . 10:30 A. M.
on NBC-Blue and 3:00 P. M. on NBC.
Red. . . . Did you know that when
Elaine Sterne Carrington, who writes
the serial, decided to have Pepper learn
to fly, nothing would do but she must
learn to fly herself? She started out
by spending an hour a week at Roose-
velt Field, found learning to fly so
fascinating she kept at it even after
she'd gained all the local color she
needed for Pepper Young's Family.
Not that the sponsor liked the idea at
all, because writers as good as Mrs.
Carrington are hard to find. . . . And
if you've read her story, Pepper Young
Steps Out, in this issue of Radio
Mirror, you'll agree that she can turn
her hand to fiction with equal ease.
Pay particular attention to the Revel-
ers when you listen to the Cities Service
Concert tonight at 8:00 on NBC-Red.
They're the male quartet, you know,
and considered by a good many well-
qualified critics to be the best male
quartet on the air. Robert Simmons is
top tenor; Lewis James, second tenor;
Elliott Shaw, baritone, and Wilfred
Glenn, bass. Bob Simmons is the hus-
band of Patti, youngest of the Pickens
Sisters. He doesn't smoke, drink, or
gamble, but you'd like him just the
Highlights For Friday, Dec. 10
DIRTHDAY greetings today to two
lovely ladies — Dorothy Lamour
of the Chase and Sanborn hour, and
Jean Dickenson of the American Album
of Familiar Music — both singers, both
dark, both eye-filling. . . . Tonight you
have a chance to listen to one of radio's
unusual personalities — Jerry Mann,
who started out on the Hammerstein
Music Hall some eighty weeks ago as a
guest star and made such a hit that
he's still on the program. Not only
that, but his first Hammerstein Music
Hall show was the first time he had
ever worked as a comedian. He'd been
on the stage since he was nine, but
always as a mimic. . . . At fourteen,
he was making six hundred dollars a
week in vaudeville. . . . He always
has mike fright, but gets over it as
soon as he starts to talk. . . . He's un-
married, and has two hobbies, motoring
and feeding the Central Park pigeons
in the winter when pigeons don't have
much luck in scouting around for them-
selves. . . . He's also very superstitious,
and if he's working in front of an audi-
ence insists on standing so his right
side faces the audience. . . . At 10:00
tonight, on CBS, there's the Coca Cola
Song Shop, which features Frank Crum-
it, Kitty Carlisle, Reed Kennedy,
Alice Cornett, and Gus Haenschen's or-
chestra— an elaborate forty-five minute
program which is your dish if you like
plenty of music and not much comedy.
And at 10:45 that stimulating feminine
news commentator, Dorothy Thompson.
Jerry Mann, comedian
on Hammerstein's Mu-
sic Hall tonight at
8 o'clac
lack
CBS.
Highlights For Friday, Dec. 17
Waltz Time's Frank
Munn dashes for home
as soon as tonight's
broadcast is ended.
"pRIDAY afternoon, and time to lis-
ten to Dr. Walter Damrosch's Music
Appreciation broadcast, over both NBC
networks at 2:00 o'clock. Don't let the
title scare you off, if you haven't ever
listened to this program before. It's
entertaining first and instructive later,
principally because Dr. Damrosch, that
grand old man, has such a winning radio
personality. . . . Also exclusively for
Friday listeners are the Reginald For-
tune detective stories, on NBC-Blue at
10:30, and Dorothy Thompson on
NBC-Red at 10:45 — both P. M. The
Fortune stories are adapted from the
popular mystery novels and short-
stories, and Richard Gordon plays
Reginald Fortune. . . . Frank Munn,
one of Sunday's favorites, is on tonight,
too, in Waltz Time with Lois Bennett —
NBC-Red at 9:00. Frank's been de-
scribed as "a tuneful tenor and a con-
firmed commuter." After every broad-
cast he dashes away from the studios
and catches the next train for his home
in Freeport. Long Island. . . . His
favorite hobby is connected with
trains, too — he loves to sit in the cab
of a locomotive, and in his spare time
he often visits the roundhouse at Har-
mon, New York, to chat with his en-
gineer friends. In fact, his boyhood
ambition was to be a railroad engineer,
but unlike the rest of us, he hasn't for-
gotten it. He's jovial and good-natured,
and his favorite phrase is "Take it
easy." He spends at least two hours a
day listening to the radio.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A.
NBC-
NBC-
8:15
NBC-
NBC -
9:00
CBS:
NBC-
NBC -
9:15
NBC-
9:30
CBS:
iUBS:
9:45
\ P.C-
NBC-
M.
Blue: Norsemen Quartet
Red: Good Morning Melodies
Blue: Dick Leibert
Bed: Ben Silverberg
Roy Block
Blue Breakfast Club
Red: The Wise Man
Red: Fields and Hall
Richard Maxwell
Journal of Living
Blue: Aunt Jemina
Red: Landt Trio
10:00
CBS: Fred Feibel
NBC-Blue: Breen and De Rose
NBC-Red: Nancy Swanson
10:15
NBC-Blue: Swingtime Trio
NBC-Red: Charioteers
10:30
CBS- Let's Pretend
NBC-Blue: Bill Krenz Orchestra
11:00
CBS: Cincinnati
Music
NBC-Blue
NBC-Red:
Conservatory of
Patricia Pvan
Florence Hale Forum
11:15
NBC-Blue.
NBC-Red:
11:30
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
Minute Men
Ford Rush, Silent Slim
Our Barn
Half Past
Eleven
12:00 Noon
CBS: Captivators
NBC-Blue. Call to Youth
NBC-Red: Continentals
12:30
CBS: George Hall Orch.
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
NBC-Red: Rex Battle's Orch.
1:00
NBC-Red:
Happy Jack
1:30
CBS: Buffalo Presents
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Campus Capers
2:00
CBS: Football
MBS: Football
NBC-Red: Your Host is Buffalo
2:30
NBC-Blue: Louis Panico's
NBC-Red: Golden Melodies
Orch.
2:45
CBS:
Tours
in Tone
3:30
CBS:
Waltzes of the World
5:30
NBC -Red:
garten
Kaltenmeyer's
5:45
CBS:
Coolidge Quartet
6:05
NBC
NBC
-Blue: Rakov's Orch.
Red: El Chico Revue
6:30
NBC
Press
-Radio News
Kinder-
6:35
NBC-Blue- Football Scores
NBC-Red: Strolling Songster
6:45
NBC-Blue: Johnny O'Brien Orch.
NBC-Red: The Art of Living
7:00
CBS: Saturday Swing Session
NBC-Blue: Message of Israel
NBC- Red: Top Hatters
7:30
CBS
: Carborundum Band
NBC-Blue: Uncle Jim's
Bee
Question
7:45
NBC-Red:
Jean Sablon
8:00
CBS: Your Unseen Friend
NBC-Blue: Al Roth Orch
NBC-Red: Robert Ripley
8:30
CBS: Johnny Presents
NBC-Blue: Linton Wells
NBC-Red: Jack Haley
9:00
CBS: Professor Quiz
NBC-Blue: National Barn Dance
NBC-Red: Concert Orchestra
9:30
CBS: Your Pet Program
NBC-Red: Special Delivery
10:00
CBS: Your Hit Parade
NBC: NBC Symphony Orch
11:00
CBS: Dance Music
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
By
B. A.
ROLFE
Nothing is under control until you are.
Highlights For Saturday, Nov. 27
'"TONIGHT'S the last night for Pierre
Monteux, noted French conductor,
to lead the NBC Symphony Orchestra —
on both NBC networks, from 10:00 to
11:30 P. M. Next Saturday Artur
Rodzinski takes the baton for three
concerts before Maestro Toscanini ar-
rives. . . . Your variety highlight for
tonight is the hour between 8:00 and
9:00 on NBC-Red, starting with Robert
Ripley and his oddities and proceeding
to Jack Haley, Virginia Verrill, Wendy
Barrie, and Warren Hull at 8:30. . . .
You ought to know more about this
guy Hull, master of ceremonies on
Haley's program. He was born near
Niagara Falls in 1903. Became a stage
actor after winning athletic laurels in
college, and from the stage went to
radio. He's in the movies too — his
latest is "A Bride For Henry."
The day's football broadcasts:
Army-Navy. NBC, CBS and MBS
networks.
Notre Dame-Southern California. NBC
network.
Missouri-University of California at L.
A. MBS network (5:45 P. M., E. S.
T.)
Boston College-Holy Cross. WEEI
WTAG WDRC WPRO WMAS
Duke-Pitt. WORC WTIC WJARWOR
KYW WCAE WFBG WTBO WLEU
WRVA WBT WCAU WDNC WGY
WBAL WJEJ.
Georgia Tech-Georgia. WSB WTOC
WRDW.
Florida-Auburn. WJAX WIOD WRUF.
Warren Hull is master
of ceremonies on the
Jack Haley Log Cabin
show on NBC -tonight.
Highlights For Saturday, Dec. 4
Blond and dynamic,
Artur Rodzinski is
the conductor of to-
night's NBC Symphony.
rpHE football season is on the wane,
but there are still enough games
for the networks to be kept busy this
afternoon. F'rinstance, MBS has the
classic game between the University
of California at Los Angeles and the
University of Southern California. It's
being played in Los Angeles, where,
so they say, it's still warm on the
fourth of December. Between halves
they plan to bring Jimmy Vandiveer
to the mike to introduce some famous
movie stars and ask them to tell what
they think about the game. . . . For
you Southern listeners, WTAX, WIOD
and WRUF have the Florida-Ken-
tucky game. . . . And if there are any
other good pigskin battles lying around
loose today, you can bet NBC and
CBS will grab on to them. . . . To-
night Frederick Stock directs the Chi-
cago Symphony in one of its bi-weekly
concerts, broadcast exclusively over
MBS. Time — 9:15 to 11:00 P. M. . . .
Which conflicts with NBC's symphonic
plans. Artur Rodzinski directs the
first of his three concerts with the
NBC Symphony tonight, from 10:00
to 11:30. . . . That first name of his
isn't a mis-print — there really isn't any
h in it. He's a native of Dalmatia,
and studied to be a doctor. The war
interrupted, and he served in the Aus-
trian Army on the Russian frontier.
Wounded, he was invalided home. Leo-
pold Stokowski brought him from War-
saw to be assistant conductor of the
Philadelphia Orchestra.
Highlights For Saturday, Dec. IT
lVTOW that the football season is
really over, except for a few big
special games now and then, you can
catch your breath and listen to some
of Saturday's standbys. ... It won't
be long before NBC knocks a good
many of them off the air so it can
broadcast the Saturday matinees from
the Metropolitan Opera. . . . But for
today at least you can hear the Club
Matinee on NBC-Blue at 1:30. . . .
Your Host is Buffalo on NBC-Red at
2:00. . . . Followed by Golden Melo-
dies, broadcast from Denver, at 2:30.
. . . Waltzes of the World on CBS at
3:30. . . . Kaltenmayer's Kindergarten
on NBC-Red at 5:30. . . . Swing en-
thusiasts look forward every week to
the Saturday Swing Session on CBS at
7:00. . . . And ask-me-another fiends
wait for Uncle Jim's Question Bee at
7:30 on NBC-Blue and Professor Quiz
on CBS at 9:00. ... By the way, how
many of Professor Quiz' radio questions
on page 3 of RADIO MIRROR can
you answer? . . . There's a mighty
beautiful girl on Jack Haley's program
tonight, NBC-Red at 8:30. Her name
is Wendy Barrie, and even if you've
seen her in the movies since you must
remember her in "The Private Life of
King Henry VIII." She comes from an
old Irish family, was born in the Orient,
and Sir James M. Barrie was her god-
father. She's been around the world
six times and is eager to go again some
day soon. But just now Hollywood
keeps her plenty busy.
Piquant Wendy Barrie
is Jack Haley's fem-
inine foil on his Red
NBC program tonight.
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Bernie Cummins and
his band are brought
to you from Texas by
the Mutual System.
Highlight For Saturday, Dec. 18
JUST a week from today you'll be
opening those presents on the
Christmas tree, but today you're prob-
ably busy all day getting some for
other people to open. So your Almanac
won't talk much about the day-time
programs today, but instead will con-
centrate on the evening ones. . . .
Bernie Cummins is opening at the
Olmos Club in San Antonio, Texas,
tonight, and MBS brings you his music.
Bernie's greatest disappointment was
what made him into a dance-band
maestro. He wanted more than any-
thing else to enter Notre Dame Uni-
versity and play football and study
architecture, but his family couldn't
afford it, and instead he went to work
earning his living in the only way he
knew how — organizing a five-piece or-
chestra and touring summer resort
towns in Ohio with himself at the
drums. . . . The Ohio vacationers liked
him and his boys so well he was en-
couraged to increase the size of the
band and hit for greener pastures. His
progress since then has been steady,
but not very slow. . . . And he's been
able to use what little architectural
knowledge he gained in high school by
submitting plans for Castle Farms, the
Cincinnati dance rendezvous. . . .
Artur Rodzinski is leading the NBC
Symphony for the last time tonight
until after Toscanini has come and
gone; and MBS has another of its
Chicago Symphony concerts for music-
lovers- who just can't get enough.
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WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO SAY?
And that Martha's sickens Bing?
Can it be that Bing's singing annoys Martha?
THIS IS YOUR PAGE!
YOUR LETTERS OF
OPINION WIN PRIZES
FIRST PRIZE, $10.00
SECOND PRIZE, $5.00
FIVE PRIZES of $1.00
Address your letter to the
Editor, RADIO MIRROR,
122 East 42nd Street, New
York, N. Y., and mail it not
later than Dec. 24, 1937.
FIRST PRIZE
I'LL betcha can't read this letter real fast and aloud
without garbling it.
Big Sister skims from spot to spot shedding sunshine.
Aunt Jenny glorifies her job of gently injecting justice.
- One Man's Family fairly foams with fascinating fiction,
fun, frolic.
Pepper Young yells, yaps'n yowls, yielding stardom to
young sister.
Howard Petrie palavers in pursuit of the public's personal
purity.
Magazine of the Air by Heinz honors housewives with
hearty, healthy half-hours that never humiliate human in-
telligence.
Boake Carter clarifies countless conundrums concerning
our country's careening cavalcade.
Vic 'n' Sade seldom fail to satisfy with steady stream
of silly satire.
Today's Children conjures community cheers for com-
mendable conclusions to current cares.
Fern Hilger,
Dallas, Texas
SECOND PRIZE
I wish radio's brainstorms would stop this mad rush of
the daytime serial! By October first NBC will have twenty-
nine hitting the wires from coast to coast. It sounds as
if the sensible housewife will have to do her ironing and
other chores in silence. If the Moaning Marys, the Other
Man's Wife, or John's Other Wife were really consistent,
the producer would have the real wife use some of the
product advertised and she would become so glamorous
John would immediately dismiss the menacing secretary.
Radio advertising seems to operate on the premise that
the average American is a high grade moron. The offense
is so unnecessary, for Americans have an affinity for the
conveniences and comforts of life.
Mrs. E. P. Ford,
Burlingame, California
THIRD PRIZE
My favorite dramatic program on the air at present is
Pretty Kitty Kelly, but the author or whoever is respon-
sible for Kitty's Irish brogue has made a serious mistake
inasmuch as Kitty is supposed to really be a countess — an
aristocrat, and as such she was being educated to take her
natural place in society before she lost her memory. The
program brought out the fact that she remembered enough
of her former life to know about the custom of paying
rents and other bills quarterly, therefore her accent would
have been sufficiently formed so it would not be likely she
would lose it in such a short time.
Florence Elliott,
Chicago, Illinois
FOURTH PRIZE
You may have cared for Lowell Thomas, but I never
cared for Lowell Thomas until I read his article in October
Radio Mirror. You may have bought success formulas
but I always despised success stories until I read Lowell
Thomas in October Radio Mirror. He's not only "got
something there," but you can go there and get the some-
thing he's got.
Hazel Burgner, Akron, Ohio
FIFTH PRIZE
At last the radio announcers are coming into their own.
Instead of being those impersonal intruders, literally blast-
(Continued on page 65)
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WHAT'S
Above, WBAL's Crime Clinic "doc-
tor," Samuel B. Kling, whose broad-
casts reformed prison conditions.
SOMETHING that intimately affects the careers of a
couple of million dollars worth of radio stars happened
in New York this fall — the publicity offices of Robert
Taplinger, Inc., were taken over by Tom Fizdale. That's
important because after the performance he gives, the most
vital thing to a star's professional life is the kind of pub-
licity he gets, and Bob Taplinger's office did the publicity
for such people as Kate Smith, Eddie Cantor, Burns and
Allen, Jack Oakie, Andre Kostelanetz, and a dozen or so
more stellar personalities and programs. Bob had to leave
his business to take a job with Warner Brothers, and when
he left he turned over the job of keeping you informed
about all these stars to Tom Fizdale. In the past, Tom has
publicized many a Chicago star and program — he's alert,
energetic, and so good at getting stories about his clients on
the front pages of the newspapers that Chicagoans still
chuckle admiringly over his exploits.
^^ITH Alice Faye and Tyrone Power in New York at
the same time, Twentieth Century-Fox couldn't re-
sist the temptation to give a cocktail party for them in
the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel. Everybody else drank the cock-
tails, while Alice and Tyrone spent most of the afternoon
sitting together in a corner, smiling into a battery of flash-
lights and news cameras. Because gossips say that Janet
Gaynor has replaced Sonja Henie in the Power affections,
and because Janet was in New York too, everybody at the
party kept one eye on the door in hopes she would appear.
The only one who didn't was Tyrone — probably because
he knew good and well where she was and that she was
going to stay there. Besides, he was having too much fun
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When good comedians get together — just before
Burns and Allen left for their vacation — Fred
Allen, George, Don Wilson, Grade, Jack Haley.
Cross-Country Flashes of Hap-
penings Behind the Microphone
whispering to Alice while candid-camera fiends climbed all
over the rug for angle shots.
JOAN BLAINE who's in New York making preparations
to return to the air in a new serial before Christmas, had
a story to add to the Tyrone Power saga. Tyrone used to
play bits — very small bits — in support of established stars
like Joan and Arthur Jacobsen when he was trying to break
into radio in Chicago. One day he came to Joan and told
her that an important radio director had advised him to
quit acting and find some other profession. "You've no per-
sonality, no voice, nothing," the director had told him. Joan
did her best to cheer Tyrone up by telling him that the best
way to take this particular director's advice, always, was
to do exactly the opposite. So Tyrone took Joan's advice
instead of the director's . . . and now, on his Hollywood
programs, one of his supporting players is frequently Henry
Hunter — -whose name before he came to Hollywood from
Chicago was Arthur Jacobsen.
J OAN is one radio star who doesn't have any desire to go
to Hollywood. The former "Mary Marlin" likes New
York, though you'd hardly expect her to after an experience
NEW?
Below, tops In sopranos is Nadine Connor who
has been number one candidate for Florence
George's job on Tuesday night's Packard show.
*
Announcer Paul Heard, above, of
KDAL, Minnesota, broadcasts
RADIO MIRROR's news flashes.
By
TONY
SEYMOUR
she had a couple of days after she arrived. She went to a
renting agent, who showed her an apartment she liked. She
said she'd take it, and paid the agent the first month's rent.
But when the time came to take possession of the apartment,
she discovered that the agent was a phoney, had nothing to
do with the apartment, and moreover had disappeared en-
tirely. Which explains why she's still living in a hotel.
This item's strictly for people in the mood for a slight
headache. Vocalist Judy Starr's real name is Shirley Ross,
but she couldn't use it on the air because there is a Shirley
Ross in the movies. But Shirley Ross of the movies isn't
really Shirley Ross at all — her name is Bernice Gaunt. But
.she couldn't call herself Bernice Gaunt because another
Bernice Gaunt had already made quite a reputation for her-
self as a magazine writer. But Bernice Gaunt, the writer
— yes, that's right, her real name is June Storrs.
THE reason George Burns and Gracie Allen picked the
Savoy-Plaza Hotel for their headquarters on their va-
cation trip to New York was that it's just across the street
from Central Park. No matter what else happened, daugh-
ter Sandra and son Ronnie were going to get plenty of
Central Park air. And they did, George and Gracie taking
them out for a walk in the park every morning of their stay
in Manhattan. The feature of the park which made the
biggest hit with Ronnie was the stable of Shetland ponies.
No morning was complete unless he got a ride on one of
them.
QRACIE will think twice before she makes another kid-
ding remark to New York reporters. When she and
George arrived, a reporter asked her what she was going
to do in New York. Gracie laughed and said, "Oh, see all
the shows and buy up the town!" The reporter quoted her
literally and every shop in town took her seriously, so that
for the rest of her stay she was never safe from people try-
ing to sell her things. One dress shop even called up and
offered to send its prettiest models up to her hotel suite to
display the latest styles. George said okay.
CHOWMAN Cecil B. DeMille can't have the slightest
use for whipcord riding breeches and leather boots
when he steps in front of the microphone to direct a Lux
broadcast, but he wears them just the same. He was the
first movie director to wear that costume while working on
a picture; he convinced the public that such a costume is
a director's natural garb; and by golly he's not going to
shatter any illusions now by showing up in a public place
wearing anything else.
Winnipeg, Canada — A telephone call, four songs, and an
unlimited supply of nerve were what brought success to
CJRC's One-Two-Three Girls. (Continued on next page)
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FROM COAST-TO-COAST
One late October night two years ago, Horace Stovin,
regional director of the Canadian Radio Commission, was
summoned by a telephone call as he listened to a girl's
trio coming over the network from Vancouver.
"Say, we can sing better than those girls!" said a defi-
nitely feminine voice over the wire. Then two more girlish
voices added themselves to the first and backed it up with:
"Sure we can! How about giving us an audition?"
Stovin laughed and told them to be at the CKY studios
the next morning. The voices turned out to be three charm-
ing brunettes — Alfreda and Elsie Peters and Irene Strange,
"You realize, of course," Stovin told them, "that we require
our artists to have at least a hundred songs in their reper-
tories. How many have you?"
"Well — only thirty," Irene Strange admitted.
The other two quaked fearfully. They knew she was
lying. Their repertory consisted of just four songs, which
they'd learned by ear.
Stovin let them go ahead with the audition anyway. They
sang one number — two — three — four — and stood there, hop-
ing against hope he wouldn't ask for a fifth.
He didn't. He smiled and told them they were hired
Which sounds like a happy ending, but wasn't. For the next
six months they had to work day and night to learn new
songs as fast as they used them up on the air. Since none
of them except Irene, who'd had a few piano lessons, could
read a note of music, it wasn't surprising that they each
lost fifteen pounds by Christmas.
Then came a new panic. They were told they were to
sing with an orchestra, and that
they'd have to provide their own
arrangements. So they all chipped
in to pay for harmony lessons for
Irene, and for another six months
were always just one arrangement
ahead of the orchestra.
They're top Canadian favorites
now, and can turn out arrange-
ments blindfolded, but in spite of
their history the One-Two-Three
Girls don't advocate building your
radio career on a bluff. It may
work — sometimes — but it's tough on
the nerves. Besides you can't always count on your luck.
Here Is the Page to Read
If You Want All the News
About the Stars of Your
Favorite Local Stations
Duluth, Minnesota— Among the many programs that
bring announcer Paul Heard to KDAL's microphone at Du-
luth is the Radio Mirror gossip broadcast, Wednesday and
Saturday evenings at 7:45. To us that was good news be-
cause as you listeners in that part of the Gopher state and
surrounding territory probably know, Radio Mirror fur-
nishes those radioland news flashes Paul pours into the mi-
crophone each Wednesday and Saturday eve. We only hope
our news and gossip are as popular as Paul's announcing.
First gaining experience in the dramatic departments of
colleges and universities in the Northwest, Paul used his
diploma as an entrance into radio work. In 1929 and 1930
he played leading parts in plays at the Lawrence College
Theater in Appleton, Wisconsin, later transferring to the
University of Minnesota where he was active in the Univer-
sity Theater when that organization, under the direction
of Professor A. Dale Rily, attained national recognition as
an outstanding semi-professional group.
After graduation came speech instructing and play direct-
ing at a smaller Minnesota college, and then to the direc-
tion of a series of educational radio programs over WTCN
in Minneapolis for the city's Public Evening Schools. From
there it was only a short step to parts in dramatic sketches
for other Twin City stations, and eventually, Duluth's
KDAL, where today he is a regular on the announcing
staff.
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It can probably be told now, and not do anybody any
harm. When Lou Gehrig inadvertently said, on one of last
summer's breakfast-food programs, that he always had a
big bowlful of a rival breakfast-food in the mornings, list-
eners rocked with laughter. The embarrassed Gehrig didn't
expect to get any check for his services after this mistake,
and when it duly arrived a week or so later he tried to re-
turn it to the advertising agency which had hired him. The
agency wouldn't take it. The sponsor was tickled pink by
Lou's slip of the tongue, he was told — said it had given
him and his breakfast-food many times as much publicity
as a straight indorsement would have brought.
Baltimore, Md. — When high government officials take
time to write letters lauding a radio program, that's news.
When leading crime and prison experts trek to Baltimore,
Md., to be interviewed — that, too, is news. And so is the
man whose ability and personality brought the letters and
interviews into being — Samuel B. Kling,. who conducts the
Crime Clinic every Tuesday night at 7:45 over WBAL and
the Mutual System.
Kling began his program a year ago last August. To
anybody who knows about prisons, he was broadcasting
from the right state, for many of the Maryland prisons
for years had been notoriously overcrowded, with no at-
tempt made in them to segregate first offenders from hard-
ened criminals. These were the conditions Kling set out
to crusade against.
The program at first was aired
over WBAL only, and Kling's
thundering denunciations of their
prisons hit Marylanders in a sen-
sitive spot. For the first time, he
made them prison-conscious. Mail
came pouring in, and soon WBAL
had to forego sending copies of
Kling's talks to listeners who re-
quested them.
After less than a year of cam-
paigning, Kling was successful in
reforming those Maryland prisons
that were offensive to him. Largely
as a result of his radio talks, the Maryland legislature
passed measures which he advocated, for better sanitation,
segregation of criminals, even a provision for building a
special women's prison, something unthought of until Kling
came along.
Since Kling and his Crime Clinic joined the Mutual net-
work, he has enlarged his activities to present a thrilling
series of interviews with Uncle Sam's G-Men. Beginning
with J. Edgar Hoover, he has interviewed most of the
leading figures connected with the Federal Bureau of In-
vestigation. Having made Maryland prison conscious, he is
now awakening the radio audiences to the lawlessness in
America that exacts a cash toll of $15,000,000,000 every
year.
Kling was born in New York City, but moved to Balti-
more with his parents when he was in high school. He
wasn't much older when his debating eloquence led him to
a job stumping the state in behalf of Maryland's Governor
Ritchie. Even in those days he was tall — more than six
feet. He weighed only 135 pounds but that didn't stop him
from winning an amateur boxing championship. Today he's
still tall but he weighs 210 pounds.
He planned to be a lawyer, but had been in law school
only a year when he accepted a job as radio announcer.
Along with that work, he wrote articles on criminology for
newspapers and magazines, and also managed to find time
to study for and pass the difficult bar examinations after
less than a month of preparation. He's married, to a for-
mer school teacher who looks like Joan Crawford.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
YOU knew the answer
all the time! I mean
you who have been
asking, "What is the man
like who plays Dr. Bob
Graham in Bachelor's
Children?". Minus the
M. D., he is a real life
double of the character he
portrays. Bess Flynn, au-
thor of the script, admits
she used Hugh Studebaker,
the actor who plays the
role, as pattern for Dr.
Bob.
Studebaker was born
May 31, 1900, in Ridge-
ville, Ind. He has Irish
wit, Irish eyes, a cherished
pipe, and a collection of
old china. He entered
radio in 1928 at a station
in Council Bluffs, Iowa,
two years later became or-
ganist on the Ted M alone
program, and four years
after that went to Chicago
as announcer and actor.
Besides his part in Bache-
lor's Children, he plays
Silly Watson and Barry-
mel Lionmore with Fibber
McGee and Molly.
Dr. Bob's twins are, in real life, Marjorie Hannan and
Patricia Dunlap, who are close friends, and even dress alike
to carry out the twin idea. Marjorie, who plays Ruth Ann
Dexter, is blonde and petite, with brown eyes. She was
born in Hamilton, Ohio, August 18, 1911. She joined the
CBS staff in Chicago in 1936, and was the heroine of the
former radio show, Sally of the Talkies. Janet Dexter is
played by Patricia Dunlap, who also is heard as Nina Ma-
son in The Romance of Helen- Trent. Patricia was born
in Bloomington, 111., May 20. 1911. She is small, and has
brown hair and hazel eyes.
Ellen Collins, the housekeeper, is portrayed by Marie
Nelson, who made her radio debut in Chicago in 1931, after
25 years on the stage.
Olan Soule, the Sam Ryder of the play, was born at La-
Harpe, 111. February 28, 1910. He was a trap drummer
before becoming an actor. David Gothard. who takes the
part of Don Carpenter, is a bachelor in real life. He was in
Little Theater work on the West Coast, before he hitch-
hiked to Chicago to become a radio actor. He is 6 feet
tall, and weighs 148 pounds. And you can also hear him
as Philip King in The Romance of Helen Trent.
Buddy Clark Fans — I hope you're happy now that Buddy
Clark is back on the air. Especially when you can hear
him three nights a week: Wednesday at 10:00 p. m. in Your
Hit Parade, NBC, Saturday, same time, in the CBS edition
of the Hit Parade, and Thursday at 10:00 p. m. over CBS
m Buddy Clark Entertains. And here's the biography I
promised you.
Buddy Clark was born in Boston, Mass. On July 26,
1911. He planned to be a lawyer, but, encouraged by the
applause when he sang at school affairs and private parties
and by the advice of friends, he decided, in his third year
at Northeastern Law School, to gamble on radio. Soon
The Bachelor's Children cast — Dr. Robert Graham
in center and "round him from left to right are
housekeeper Collins, the twins, and Sam Ryder.
after his debut in 1933. he
was contracted for a com-
mercial series over WBZ.
followed by a two-year
series over WNAC. He
came to New York in
1934, and made his net-
work debut with Benny
Goodman's orchestra on
NBC's three-hour Let's
Dance program. He has
been on Your Hit Parade,
off and on, since May
1936. It was his voice
that was dubbed in for
Jack Haley's in the mo-
tion picture, "Wake Up
and Live." He is 5 feet
9>4 inches tall, weighs 171
pounds, has dark brown
hair and blue eyes.
Florence Chamberlin,
Hamilton Square, N. J.
— Rudy Vallee's voice can
be most closely described
as of baritone range but
tenor quality. But Rudy
can no longer be consid-
ered merely as a singer.
Each program wins him
new fame as a producer
and maker of stars. The
famous team of Edgar
Bergen and Charlie McCarthy are among the many who
have been catapulted to radio fame from guest spots on
Rudy's program.
Kay Thompson Fan, Far Rockaway, N. Y. — Kay
Thompson is being featured in "Hooray for What." Broad-
way musical with Ed Wynn. She made her radio debut over
Station KMOX, St. Louis, then gueststarred until she and her
Rhythm Singers became featured artists on regular and
popular programs. She has sung with Lennie Hayton's or-
chestra on the Hit Parade, and with Andre Kostelanetz'.
D. S. Huston, Dallas, Tex.— Charlie McCarthy entered
the world about 17 years ago. He has brown eyes and red
hair. Since becoming the world's most famous imp. he has
discarded the haphazard street urchin's garb which he wore
during his Chautauqua and vaudeville years, and has
donned tophat and tails — and even a monocle!
G. Taborek, Chicago, 111. — Pick and Pat. also famed
as Molasses 'n' January, are white men, but, Southerners
both. Their popular team was formed in 1929, although
both had been stage actors and singers for some years.
The Lone Ranger's name is never revealed. The husbands
and wives on the program by that name are taken from
the audience.
FAN CLUB SECTION
Would-be members of the Deanna Durbin fan club,
(and how many would be) may send self-addressed en-
velope for membership card and club information to
Dolores Spiers, 26 So. Bond Street, Mount Vernon, N. Y.
This club formerly was restricted to Mt. Vernonites, but is
now expanding.
Communications for the James Melton Fan Club should
be addressed: Louise Mitchell, Secretary, James Melton
Fan Club, care National Broadcasting Co., 30 Rockefeller
Plaza, New York City. This club is just one year old.
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L
Brown Rim Cookies
1 cup shortening
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. vanilla
Yz cup sugar
2 eggs, well beaten
2^4 cups sifted flour
Combine shortening, salt and vanilla.
Add sugar, then beaten eggs, and beat
thoroughly. Add flour and mix well. Drop
from teaspoon onto buttered baking sheets.
Let stand a few minutes, then flatten by
pressing with a glass covered with a damp
cloth. Bake in moderate oven (275 degrees
F.) 8 to 10 minutes, or until brown.
Ham and Egg Pie
4 eggs
Y tsp. pepper
Y\ tsp. baking powder
Yi cup milk
2 cups cooked ham, in Ys inch cubes
1 cup grated cheese
pie dough
Line a pie pan with pie dough. Beat
eggs lightly and add other ingredients in
order given. Pour mixture into unbaked
pie shell and bake in hot oven 20 minutes.
While I was writing down these recipes,
Aunt Jenny was busily preparing tomato
cheese luncheon squares and upside down
gingerbread, special luncheon requests of
her daughter, Sylvia, and her little grand-
son, Tommy. Here is the recipe for the
luncheon squares.
Tomato Cheese Luncheon Squares
8 slices American cheese (1J4 x 1^
x Y% inches)
8 tomato slices, Y2 inch thick
2 bacon slices, cut in narrow strips
Biscuit dough
RADIO MI RROR
Rise and Shine
(Continued from page 40)
Prepare biscuit dough, knead lightly for
20 seconds, roll Y inch thick and cut into
3-inch squares. Place on buttered baking
sheet, place slice of cheese on each square,
add tomato slice to each, and top with
bacon strips. Press sides of squares against
cheese. Bake in hot oven 15 minutes.
When I left, Aunt Jenny was going
through her recipe files, trying to decide
what kind of birthday cake to make for
Tommy. I don't know what one she de-
cided upon, but here is a recipe I've re-
cently learned which will guarantee a
happy birthday for anyone. It's really a
devil's food, but it's called Chocolate
Peppermint Cake.
Chocolate Peppermint Cake
2 cups sifted cake flour
1 tsp. soda
Y2 tsp. salt
Yi cup shortening
\Ya cups sugar
1 egg, unbeaten
3 squares unsweetened chocolate, melted
Y2 cup thick sour cream
Y\ cup sweet milk
1 tsp. vanilla
Sift flour once, measure, add soda and
salt and sift together three times. Cream
shortening thoroughly, add sugar gradually
and blend thoroughly. Beat in egg, then
chocolate. Add Ya of flour and beat well,
then add sour cream. Add remaining flour,
alternately with milk, in small quantities,
beating well after each addition. Add
vanilla. Bake in two greased 9-inch layer
pans in moderate oven (350 degrees F.)
30 minutes. Spread peppermint frosting,
between layers and over top and sides.
Use pink candles to match frosting.
We've got way down to here and I've
talked so much about Aunt Jenny I
haven't even mentioned one of the greatest
helps in modern baking, the ready mixed
preparations. You know there are ready
mixed preparations for devil's food cake,
pie crust and biscuits, pancakes and
waffles, gingerbread and cornbread, just
waiting to have liquid added and popped
into the oven. I hope you will keep a
supply of these preparations on hand, for
they are invaluable if you must prepare a
meal in a hurry, and furthermore they
are foolproof, if you will just follow the
directions on the package. I tried out one
of Aunt Jenny's recipes, upside down gin-
gerbread, using the gingerbread prepara-
tion, with excellent results.
Upside Down Gingerbread
1 package ready-mixed gingerbread
Y± cup brown sugar
2 cups apples, thinly sliced
Sprinkle a buttered baking tin with the
sugar, spread the apple slices over the
sugar, then pour over them the ginger-
bread mixture. Bake in a moderate oven,
50 minutes to an hour. Serve with the
apple side up, with whipped cream.
Just a final word of warning from Aunt
Jenny to make your New Year a happy
one. Be sure to use level measurements
for all her recipes.
/ have more delicious recipes you'll want
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Lum V Abner in an Abandoned Quandary
and dyeing his moustache for years. Lum
returned fifteen minutes later.
"Comical talkin' sort o' feller," he said.
"Right interestin', some o' those stunts we
used to do when we was boys."
Abner sighed, realizing that not even
the barber had helped.
Abner hated to call on Katherine Col-
vert for help, but finally in desperation he
sent Lum to her for a few hours' visit.
After all, Lum had seen a good deal of
her before he lost his memory, and maybe
she could bring his mind back to normal.
Lum was gone all afternoon, and Abner
was just getting worried all over again
when his loose-jointed figure showed up
in the screen door. He was more excited
and animated than he'd ever been.
"We're gonna be rich," he announced
mysteriously. "We're gonna dig it up
and then we're gonna splurge."
"What you talkin' about?" Abner de-
manded. "What you gonna dig up?"
"The gold. The gold from the Old Span-
ish mine."
"He's nuttier 'n he was when he left
here," said Grandpappy. "Alius knew
you shouldn't let that Colvert woman get
her hands on him."
LUM'S face fell at the mention of
' Katherine Colvert's name. "She says
1 promised to marry her."
"What!" Abner jumped to his feet in
consternation. "Why, the designin' hussy!
Lum Edwards, you never did! I bet
you never told her anythin' of the
kind. She's jest tryin' to grab you off for
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a husband. Where'd she say you had this
gold buried?"
"She didn't say," Lum confessed miser-
ably. "Seems I never told her that."
All that evening Lum's mind kept going
back to the gold. It was plain that the
prospect of marrying Katherine Colvert
worried him, but that he was too much
excited over the gold to fret about her.
"Couldn't we go out after it at night,
with a lantern?" he suggested once. "Then
if the lantern shined on the gold it'd glitter
and we'd see it. Huh, Abner?"
There was a soggy silence in the store
when Lum had left.
"Only one thing to be done," Grand-
pappy said. "We got to scare his wits
back into him. And tonight's the night
to do it. He's all excited now and ready
to be scared.
"We got to haunt him, that's all. You
go up there to his house pretty soon. Ab-
ner, and start in tellin' him ghost stories
till you get him good and skeered. Then
Cedric and me'll come along and we'll
give him such a shock he'll remember
everythin'. You see if he don't."
"Well, I don't know," Abner agreed
doubtfully. "Guess we might's well. We've
tried everythin' else."
Two hours later the moon was setting
back of the pines on Little Bear. The
crickets were singing their songs under
Lum Edwards' window, and somewhere
down the hill a dog bayed unhappily.
"And they never," said Abner in a sep-
ulchral voice, "seen him again."
A twig snapped outside, and Lum ut-
tered a choked cry and jumped three
feet in the air, landing to look around him
fearfully. He was still looking when from
beneath the floor came the rattle of chains
and a low moan.
"What was that?" Lum quavered.
"What was what? I didn't hear noth-
in'," Abner said.
Cedric, under the house, got busy with
the chains again, moaned more loudly, and
finished up with a muffled "I'm a-comin'
after Lum Edwards!"
Lum turned a white face toward Abner.
"Mean to tell me you didn't hear that?"
"I never heard nothin'."
A second time Cedric announced that
he'd come after Lum Edwards.
"L — 1— lum Edwards?" faltered the un-
happy individual.
Clank, clank. "Yes mom," said the
ghost.
Lum jumped again, his eyes this time
riveted on the window. Through the
dirty panes could be seen a wavering white
shape — Grandpappy Sears draped in a
sheet, but Lum didn't know that.
"Oooh. lordymercy! It's comin' in arter
me!" shrieked Lum.
And he fainted.
Have Abner and Grandpappy Sears suc-
ceeded in their desperate attempt to re-
store Lum's memory' And how about
Katherine Colvert's determination to
marry Lum — and that baffling mystery
of the buried gold' Only time — and the
concluding instalment in the February
issue — can tell.
RADIO MIRROR
"Say-y, what is this?" he asked again,
"Why'd you pass up a good chance to
get away?"
"Well—" Mary hesitated. "I did think
of it. But — well, I listened to the thun-
der and heard the rain beating on the
windows — and I guess 1 was afraid ten—"
All at once she knew what she was going
to tell him — the truth, even if it was
only half a truth. Why try to hide it?
"You see, I'm going to have a baby be-
fore so very many months."
Max fell back from his position on his
elbow. "Oh," he said, and for a moment
there was silence. "Who's its father?"
"He's — dead. That's all I can tell you.
If I succeed in what I came to Sanders
for, it will all be cleared up and every-
body will know. But right now — "
"You want to go back to Sanders then?"
"Of course. My whole life — and my
child's — depends on staying there."
"Okay, then," he said. "I'll take you
back tomorrow. That is — I'll take you
most of the way."
HE roused her just before dawn, and
they drove back over the road they
had traveled the afternoon before, saying
little. A few miles from Sanders he
stopped and let her out.
"Max," she said. "Max, I hope you
come back to Sanders soon."
It was five months later, in the San-
ders Hospital. Happier than she had been
for the past year, Mary smiled up at Dr.
John Benson, who had been with her at
the birth of her twins — a boy and a girl.
But John's face did not reflect her happi-
ness. He was looking worried — more wor-
ried than a doctor who has just inspected
two healthy three-day-old babies has any
right to look.
"Mary," he began diffidently. "There's
just one thing I have to ask you for. It's
— it's really nothing but a hospital tech-
nicality— but as a doctor on the staff
here, I'll have to ask you for a — for your
marriage certificate."
Mary's smile faded. "Oh, John," she
said, "must I ?"
"I was afraid you'd feel this way," Ben-
son said unhappily. "Right at this stage
of the game, with Alice Sanders after you
in full cry — well, it's a bad break. But
I'm afraid there's no way around it."
"You're wrong there, buddy," said a
voice from the doorway. "There's a way
around everything."
It was Max.
When, after having been shown the
twins, Susan Phyllis and James Stratford,
Max briskly asked her what tough spot
she was in now, Mary frankly told him
her trouble — conscious all the while of
John Benson's drawn, disapproving face.
"I've got a marriage certificate, Max,"
she finished, "but for— for certain reasons
I don't want to show it."
"When do you have to have this cer-
tificate?" Max asked.
Benson said, "By next Monday."
' Max rose, smiled, and clapped his hat
on the back of his head. He said, "Okay.
That's the day I'll be seeing you." And
was off, leaving a startled Mary and a
skeptical John Benson behind him.
But John lost his skepticism, if not his
suspicion, when on Monday morning Max
returned complete with a legal document
which looked authentic enough to throw
any Sanders off the scent.
It seemed to Mary in those days that
even if the Sanders family hated her,
everyone else in town was her friend.
Gifts swamped the hospital room and
later the "bridal suite" of the hotel —
Life of Mary Sothern
(Continued from page 27)
everything from a huge doll and a foot-
ball (donated generously, if a trifle too
soon, by Max) to a huge double English
perambulator from Daddy Stratford.
With every trip the twins took in that
carriage, they gained more friends. Only
Alice and Jerome Sanders remained per-
sistently hostile. Still, for six months,
they made no move, though it must have
galled them bitterly when Phyllis, their
daughter, defied them and became Mary's
friend — as if trying to make up by her
devotion for the unkindness of her mother
and father. And they said nothing, did
nothing, when it became apparent that
Phyllis' visits to the hotel were not only
to see Mary and the twins, but also to
see Danny Stratford.
Watching the progress of this adoles-
cent love-affair, dreaming of the days
when her two children would be a strong,
handsome boy and girl, wrapped in the
affection of her friends. Mary let herself
be lulled into a false feeling of security.
She forgot to watch for the inevitable
trap.
Mary was pushing the perambulator
along Main Street when she spied little
Sally Moody, waving at her from across
the street. Sally stepped off the curb.
Mary shouted that a car was coming. But
Sally was thinking only of the babies.
She ran right into the path of the speed-
ing car.
What could Mary do but ride with her
to the hospital? She left the twins with
Sheriff Barstow in the jail before which
the accident happened. In half an hour
she was back and had the twins again, for
Sally proved only to be scratched and
badly frightened. It never occurred to
her to wonder what had happened in that
half hour. Even if she had known, she
might not have guessed any more than
Sheriff Barstow guessed, how serious the
consequences were to be.
It was a week after Sally's accident
that an incident happened which proved
to Mary that she had been living in a
fool's paradise.
John Benson asked her to marry him.
£k T first Mary was sure he was joking.
*» She had never thought of him as
anything but a good friend, and she had
supposed that he felt the same way about
her. But one look at his serious face told
her a different story. Yet he did not
sound like a man in love.
"Marry me and you can be sure that
your babies will have a secure, normal
future," was the way he put it.
"But won't they anyway, John?" Mary
asked, sincerely puzzled. "Can't I go on
just as I have been?"
"I don't know whether you can or not.
I think you should make it absolutely
certain."
"But I'm so happy, as I am. I've
enough money, certainly, to live for years,
right here, and — I'm sorry, dear, but I
don't love you — that way." She was
stumbling, trying to say what she had to
say without hurting him. "I think of you
as a dear friend, like Daddy and — and
Max—"
He flushed in sudden anger. "Max!
Are you always thinking of him?"
Mary looked up, astonished. "Why,
John. You're not jealous!"
"I hope that I need not be jealous of
that brute." John's tone was tight with
suppressed fury.
Now^ it was Mary's turn to keep her
anger in leash. "John, I'm afraid I shall
have to ask you to use courtesy in speak-
ing of my friends — "
"I'm sick of hearing you refer to that
thug as your friend. It's sheer sentimen-
tality— and it proves to me you're in-
capable of taking care of yourself. If
you don't accept the safety and security
I'm offering you — for yourself and your
children — you'll regret it. That's my
warning to you, Mary."
"John," she blazed, "I suppose you
mean well, but you ought to know better
than to put an offer of marriage on that
basis. And as for Max, he's not a thu !
He's got a fine job now, traveling for a
wholesale house^as you very well know."
John said, quietly, "Then you refuse to
marry me?"
She made a gesture of helplessness. "If
you insist on a yes or no answer on this
basis, what can I do but say no?"
"All right, Mary. But if anything
should happen, don't blame me. Remem-
ber that I offered — and that you refused."
It was not until he had gone that Mary
felt a cold fear creeping over her anger,
chilling it. Behind everything John had
said, she saw now, there had been un-.
spoken knowledge of trouble ahead. Per-
haps not knowledge — perhaps no more
than premonition. Or, perhaps — she hated
to think this of John, but it might after
all be true — only an attempt to frighten
her into agreeing to marry him.
NEVERTHELESS, the incident helped
■^ to frighten her when a few days later
Alice Sanders paid her a visit.
It was a chill December day, and Mary
had just brought the babies in from their
outing. There was always so much to do
for them in a few minutes. For the thou-
sandth time, as she cared for them, she
wished that she had someone to help her
keep up with the trail of disorder they
always left behind them.
She had just put the babies to sleep
when the knock came on the door. The
"bridal suite" was at the height of its
disorder.
"Come in," Mary called.
It was Mrs. Sanders! She came in
regally like the Queen Mary under full
steam, and her eyes missed never a soiled
diaper, a shred of discarded cotton, or
litter of discarded clothes. Still, she said
nothing about them. She was, in fact,
painfully cordial.
"You may be surprised at this tardy
visit," she said. "But you see, I'm here
as a representative of the Mothers' League
of Greater Sanders. When any new babies
are born, we visit the mother, investigate
to find out if everything possible is being
done for the good of both mother and
child. Of course, I should have come
sooner, but I've been so terribly busy — "
"Of course," said Mary, trying man-
fully to match the other's sweetness of
tone.
"I suppose I needn't ask if they are
healthy. They seem to have acquired a
reputation on that point. But what are
your plans for their future? Have you
made any special arrangements for their
life?"
Mary tried not to laugh. "Naturally,"
she said, "one can't make any definite
plans for children so young — "
"Thank you," Mrs. Sanders said. "I
think that's all I wanted to ask in your
case." And with a few swift sentences of
conventional conversation about the
weather, the approaching Christmas, and
other trivialities, Mrs. Sanders swept the
room with one more eagle-eyed glance,
smiled patronizingly, and was gone.
Now what did that mean?
Slowly Mary began to pick up the baby
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RADIO MIRROR
clothes, brush bits of cotton and tooth-
picks into the fireplace, while her mind
raced fearfully, like a squirrel in a cage.
It was inconceivable that the Sanders'
had decided to give up the fight. She was
sure they would never do that. Nor would
they consent to recognize her and her
children, tell the whole town the truth.
She caught her breath in sudden panic at
the thought that this visit had been in
the nature of a scouting expedition before
an attempt to take her children away
from her.
Then she laughed. Of course not! The
only way the Sanders' could take the
children from her was to reveal the secret
that was as much theirs as hers. And
that, she was convinced, they would never
do.
DUT in that comforting thought, she
" was wrong. There were other ways.
Two days after Mrs. Sanders' visit to
Mary, came Sheriff Barstow, borne down
by his mission, hating it. He gave her an
official document, demanding her upon a
certain day of the next week to "show
cause" in court why she should not be
removed from the guardianship of her
children on the grounds of unfitness for
motherhood.
Then hysteria in earnest claimed Mary
Sothern. Even when John Benson re-
turned to her for the first time in weeks,
he could not calm her. "They can't!" she
cried oxer and over. "They can't do this
found these two infants in their carriage,
locked up in a jail cell, crying as if their
little hearts would break, and not a soul
near them."
"Can you prove this?" the judge asked.
Mrs. Sanders could, and did. Triumph-
antly she brought forth a photograph.
There were the babies in their handsome
English perambulator, locked into an
otherwise empty cell.
On and on the hearing went, with Mrs.
Sanders piling up damaging fact after
damaging fact against Mary. The condi-
tion of the room the day she had called
on Mary. . . . Mary's own admission
that she had no plans for the upbringing
of her children. All true, but so false in
its implication.
And as a crowning blow she produced
evidence that Mary's marriage certificate
was a forgery.
Mary was sitting quietly, her head
bowed, by the time the hearing was over.
She knew what the verdict would be.
More than ever she marvelled at the im-
placable hatred Mrs. Sanders bore her —
all for something that lay dead, and
should have been decently buried, in the
past.
Well, it was over. The judge ruled
that Mrs. Sanders was to be given the
power to place the children in a home to
be chosen by her.
Somehow, during the next few days,
Mary went about the care of her chil-
dren— never knowing which day would be
The Story Thus Far:
Paul Cranshaw, president of the picture company which had made Mary
Sothern famous, couldn't understand zvhen Mary refused to sign a new contract,
saying that she zvanted to go back to Sanders, the little town zvhere Paul had
discovered her. But Mary had her reasons . . . Three years before, she had
arrived in Sanders, a lonely expectant mother, the possessor of a secret past which
only Jerome Sanders and his wife — the town's leaders — knew. It earned for her
their undying hatred and persecution. First they attempted to drive her out of
tozvn. Then, when that failed, they hired Max Tilley to kidnap her. Tillcy
ambushed John Benson and Mary one day when they were picnicking. He shot
at John, seized Mary and took her to a cabin, zvhere he held her. But against
their zcills sympathy grezc between Max and Mary, and when he cut an artery in
his wrist and fainted, Mary hesitated to escape . . .
to me! 1 won't let them! I'll do any-
thing to keep my babies. Anything! Do
you hear, John? Anything!"
"Can't we do anything?" Daddy asked
Sheriff Barstow.
"I don't see what," the kind old sheriff
answered. "It's all legal. Judge Fenton
has complete jurisdiction. What he says
will stand."
"And it won't be the first time that
old shyster has sold a decision to the
highest bidder." Daddy muttered.
"Max — " Mary said once. "Max can
do something. I know he can. Where is
he?"
"But he isn't in town, Mary," Daddy
reminded her. "He's out on a trip, and
he'll be gone for a month. . . . But say!
I wonder ..."
But once more, Mary wasn't listening.
Almost, now that Max was gone, she was
ready to give up.
On the day of the court hearing she
had regained at least an outward mastery
of her emotions. She walked into the pri-
vate chambers of Judge Fenton in dig-
nity and confidence. Surely they would
see that she was a good mother! Indeed,
hers was the best control in the court-
room. She had to lay restraining hands
on Daddy when distorted evidence began
to pile up beyond his temper's bearing.
"And on the day stated," Mrs. Sanders
was testifying, "I happened to go into the
jail, heard the sound of babies crying, and
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the last. Mercifully, when the Sanders'
chauffeur did come to take the babies
away, Mary was asleep, sunk in the coma
of a strong bromide John Benson had
given her to bring her some respite from
the agony of waiting.
The hotel was nightmare quiet in those
days. Mary told herself that she must go
on living, but she dreaded to face the
town. More than anything she dreaded
going among the Christmas shoppers who
were happy buying toys for the babies
no one could take away from them. But
there was no avoiding the Christmas
spirit. It followed her right into the hotel.
"But we gotta have a Christmas tree!"
she heard Danny say to his father one
afternoon — and knew, as well as if she had
looked into Daddy Stratford's mind, that
he had half-decided against a tree because
he thought it would accent her unhappi-
ness.
"Of course we must!" she broke in, try-
ing to make her voice sound cheerful and
eager. "Who — who knows? Maybe some-
thing good will happen?"
"Yeah, that's right," agreed Danny.
"Can't ever tell."
On Christmas Eve she tried to com-
fort herself by saying that she was en-
joying the happiness of the others — Danny
and Phyllis and Daddy and John Benson.
But all the time she knew she was lying
to herself. Her face felt like a smiling
mask, and inside she was sick and faint.
The tinsel and blobs of bright color, the
lights on the tree, all hurt her eyes and
made her head ache.
"1 wonder what's keepin' that dumb old
Sandy Claus," Daddy grumbled, bustling
about, switching on lights. Suddenly it
struck Mary that Daddy seemed a great
deal more cheerful tonight than he had
that afternoon. The excitement, she sup-
posed: and she smiled, a little bitterly, at
the thought that anything so trivial could
make him forget his sympathy for her. It
seemed like a small disloyalty on Daddy's
part.
Suddenly there was a commotion at the
front door — a commotion that immediate-
ly rocketed to the middle of the lobby.
A strange figure was in the center of it.
A disheveled Sheriff Barstow clad in—
yes, only in his red flannel underwear.
"Now, what kind of an entrance is that
for Sandy Claus?" asked Daddy in mock
disgust. "And where are all the pres-
ents?"
Sheriff Barstow was very angry. "Some
dad-burned fool just simply ripped my
Sandy suit off my back and run off with
it," he said. "And he had a gun, too."
A shout of laughter went up from the
Christmas party, and Sheriff Barstow grew
two shades redder and ten degrees hotter.
It wasn't a wise time for the criminal to
appear, but that was what he did. Sud-
denly', he was there, complete with the
stolen suit and the stolen pack which
seemed to bear him down with its weight.
Then he spoke, and the mystery was over.
"Max!" Mary's voice was not heard
above the clamor. She leaned against
Daddy. If only he could have come a
little sooner — She dreaded the look in his
eyes when she must answer his inevitable
question and admit that she had lost the
children.
"Well, folks," he said, "I'm sorry I had
to use a little force to get my job, but
I hope the swag will make you forgive me.
"Swag!" Sheriff Barstow spluttered. "I'm
gonna arrest ye. Max Tilley!"
"Wait'll you see what I've got in this
bag, Sheriff."
Mary heard a thin wail, gathering force
to become an indignant yell. Was she
dreaming? It seemed to come from the
pack on Max's back — and it sounded like—
"That's James!" she screamed. "Max —
Oh, Max. you've got them!"
"Why not?" Max grinned. "They're
my legal wards until they're twenty-one.
and I've got a paper to prove it, all signed
by Mrs. Alice Sanders. And with wit-
nesses too."
"Do tell!" Daddy breathed. "But where
does Mary come in?"
"Figure it out for yourself," Max said
gruffly. "Do you think I can be nurse-
maid, governess and whatever to a couple
of brats? I gotta hire me a good woman,
and at a good salary too, and — and I was
wondering if Mary'd take the job."
But Mary hardly heard. It was enough
for her that she had opened the pack,
had lifted out its precious contents, was
holding them in her arms, their heads nes-
tled against her shoulders. It was enough
that beside her she had the strong, com-
forting presence of Max . . . always there
. . . always dependable. . . .
But is the Sanders family really de-
feated in its persecution of Mary and
her children!' How will the secret which
first brought their hatred down upon her
head be brought out of the shadows of the
past into the light of day? And what new
adventures in Sanders and in Hollywood
does the future hold for Mary7 Read the
concluding instalment, in the February
issue of Radio Mirror, in which the life
story of Mary Sothern is brought up to
the present day.
RADIO MIRROR
What Not to Expect of
Your Friends
(Continued from page 9)
Each one can do something well, and we
should use each one only for that. We
don't complain, "You naughty screw driv-
er! Why can't you drive nails?" So why
should we expect a woman who can write
wonderful poems to tell funny stories or
dance and Susy Q? Can't a man play a
marvelous game of golf and yet be care-
less about his debts? Vocational Friend-
ship would teach you to use him only for
golf and never lend him money.
The art of Vocational Friendship, you
see, is to keep your contact with friends
only to those points where you're mutually
sympathetic. With some friends you may
find many pleasant points of contact, with
some only a few. But almost every per-
son you meet has at least one quality that
you can enjoy.
THAT is the way I think that we should
■ look at our friends. Focus on the
quality you like best.
Anyway, I found that in this way I
could be friends with almost everybody.
Not expecting but one specialty of each,
1 was never disappointed. I'd say to my-
self, "Jennie is just a screw driver," and
"Henry is a mallet," and I didn't try to
use them for anything else.
We don't expect a rose to be good to
eat, you know, or an Irish potato to be
beautiful. We are satisfied with what
they are. Are you peeved because a hip-
popotamus can't climb a tree and fly
through the air, or that a butterfly can't
fight alligators? Then why should we ex-
pect men or women to do things that na-
ture never intended them to do?
But don't imagine that you are exempt
yourself. You probably have as many
faults as anyone else, and so have I. But
I'll be satisfied if anyone says,
"Well, I met Gelett Burgess yesterday.
Yes, I know they say he's so-and-so and
so he is. He can't fly or fight crocodiles
or bore holes, but d'you know, he's a
darned good screw-driver!"
Words With Wings
(Continued from page 21)
DANGER is a relative term. There has
been danger of war in Europe through-
out the last four years. But as I frequently
said in my dispatches to the New York
Times, barring some unforeseen incident
(and please note the qualification because
it is important) I don't believe we are
likely to have war in the immediate fu-
ture. The reason is that the only nations
which might expect to benefit from war
are not prepared militarily or economically
to undertake it. Moreover, other nations
which fear war are getting ready in earnest
to defend themselves. This has changed
the whole picture and lessens the demand.
— Frederick T. Birchall, foreign cor-
respondent of the New York Times, talk-
ing on the NBC Magic Key of RCA
program.
ESPIONAGE is one of the oldest and
^ most detestable professions in the
world. Few nations will admit the existence
of an espionage service, though the activ-
ities of their secret agents are everywhere
apparent. Espionage is a dangerous busi-
ness without any of the romantic glamour
with which fiction writers love to envelop
it. The one certain factor about it is that
the reward of exposure is a long term in
prison or death — generally death.
— Linton Wells, in a talk over NBC.
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When Death Went Shopping
(Continued from page 39)
queer reason she could not explain, little
Dorothy was afraid of that hill with the
railroad crossing at its summit.
"1 wish you wouldn't go this way," she
pleaded with her sister Marie.
"But why not, dear? It's quicker."
"I ... I don't know. 1 just feel kind
of funny about it."
"Nonsense," said her sister Eula. "It's
only some sort of a foolish notion. Go on."
"But it's so steep," Dorothy insisted,
"and the railroad tracks are on top."
Right here Mother McCurdy again as-
serted her authority.
"You're a regular fuss-budget!" she told
her youngest daughter. "There aren't any
trains due. And anyway, we can stop,
look and listen."
Baby Martha, sensing that something
was wrong, began to whimper. As the se-
dan crawled up the hill in low gear, Doro-
thy lowered the window at her right a few
inches, hoping the light breeze would quiet
her restless niece. And at the top Marie
stopped the car so she, and her passengers,
could "look and listen." Their view of
the main line in the direction of the rail-
way station was blocked by freight cars
on a siding, but hearing nothing, Marie
started the car slowly forward.
MOW, you see, Dorothy," said Mother
■^ McCurdy, "there isn't anything at
all to be alarmed about."
But Dorothy, who had been looking
out the window at her right, at that mo-
ment saw exactly what she had feared at
the bottom of the hill.
"Mother, Marie, look!" she screamed.
"Here comes the express train!"
That was such a shock to Marie, who
was driving, that she did the wrong thing.
"You shouldn't have screamed like that,
Dorothy. I've killed the motor."
That announcement started a real panic
in that sedan. But Marie quieted them.
"Just be quiet for a minute and I'll get
the engine going."
Trying to keep her head, Marie worked
frantically at the levers and gadgets she
thought she knew so well. But somehow
she didn't seem to be able to get the right
combination. And all the while that ex-
press train was thundering toward them
at sixty miles an hour. Finally, Marie
gave up.
"I can't start it," she said. "Jump for
your lives."
In the front seat, Marie went out the
door at her left, Mrs. Scillian at the right
front door. But in the rear of the sedan
things did not go so well. Frances opened
the left rear door and jumped out followed
by Mother McCurdy. But Mrs. McCurdy,
in her excitement slammed the door in
Dorothy's face!
Dorothy tried desperately to open the
door through which her mother and sister
Francis had escaped, but there was no
strength in her youthful arms and hands.
By some grim trick of fate the handle of
that door had jammed. Mother McCur-
dy tried it from the outside. Marie tugged
at it. But they could not move that
handle.
On the other side of that rear seat
stood Baby Martha beating on the win-
dow with her little
fists and crying:
"Mussie, take me!"
With the plea of
her niece ringing in
her ears, Dorothy
picked up the child
and passed her
across the front
seat to her mother,
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who reached in through the front
door. But there was not time enough left
for Dorothy to get out the same way.
With her niece safe, Aunt "Dorfy" sank
back on the rear seat, covered her face
with her arms and prayed.
This scene on the railroad tracks did
not take more than fifteen seconds.
Almost all of it was seen by the trou-
bled eyes of the engineer driving that
thundering locomotive. The train was
shuddering and swaying from the pres-
sure of the powerful emergency brakes, but
he knew he could not stop in time. So
when he_ saw Mrs. Scillian leap from the
sedan with her baby in her arms he off-
ered up a little prayer of his own. He did
not know there was a child cowering in
the back seat.
The heavy, speeding locomotive crushed
the sedan to smithereens. Dorothy was
thrown head first through the partly
opened window at her right. Her body
hurtled through the air ahead of the loco-
motive and finally landed on the next track
ninety feet away from where the sedan
had stood. Eye witnesses then understood
why the other women had stood in the
shower of glass and other wreckage instead
of fleeing to safety.
Dorothy was a crumpled heap on the
cinders. Most of her clothing, even her
shoes, had been torn away. There was a
terrible wound reaching from one eye to
the crown of her head. But she was still
breathing.
Two men— friends of the family — rushed
that bruised, torn body of Aunt "Dorfy"
to DuOuoin seven miles away, every mile
a race with death. Somehow life still beat
in that brave young heart as Dorothy was
hurried into the operating room of Brown-
ing Hospital. There a knowing surgeon
worked swiftly and skillfully over her. An
hour later he stood at her bedside com-
forting her mother and sisters. Dorothy's
lips moved.
"Don't let . . . anything happen ... to
my little niece . . . Please, God . . . don't
let Martha be hurt."
WHAT does she mean by that?" asked
the surgeon.
"My granddaughter," said Mother Mc-
Curdy with justifiable pride. "Dorothy
saved her life. She never thought of her-
self once . . . just of that baby."
Boys and girls, Dorothy Jane was
awarded a medal for her act of unselfish
heroism. It was presented to her in St.
Louis not long after her recovery.
The adventure took place back in 1^24.
Today little Dorothy Jane McCurdy is
Mrs. Tom Jones, still of Elkville. And she
has received a greater reward. For she is
the proud mother of a baby girl who is
now the same age as Martha was at the
time of the accident.
And when I put Dorothy's story on the
air. 1 was able to do a little rewarding of
my own. I sent Mrs. Jones my check for
twenty-five dollars for her adventure story.
And later when her adventure turned out
to be the best story 1 broadcast that
month. 1 was happy to send that lucky
mother an additional check for §250.
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do if you found two
million dollarsf Next
month read the
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man who stumbled
across a fortune — an-
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by Floyd Gibbons.
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tinctive about them to arrest attention.
He threw off his coat and shirt and took
up the subject of another shirt. This
necessitated a careful review of the shirts
on hand, the fact crashing in upon him
that all his shirts were terrible. He longed,
passionately, for a brilliant blue and white
shirt such as Nick Havens owned. He
had no blue and white. At last, from the
meager pile, he lifted out a faded pink
affair which at least had color, however
faint, to recommend it. This, and a tie
transferred earlier in the week from his
father's stack, he decided were passable
for the great occasion at hand. For he
didn't doubt that it was at hand. Why,
he simply had to get out tonight!
THEN he w-ashed noisily, sputtering like
■ a porpoise. He put on the pink shirt,
the strawberry flecked tie, the dark blue
suit reserved for state occasions, polished
his shoes on a discarded undershirt, and
then returned, a little timidly, to the mir-
ror in which, at this point, he ventured a
smile.
Someone rattled the door-knob.
His face froze into stern lines. It was
Peggy. She said, "Daddy wants you. He's
been calling you. Are you deaf?"
"I can't come. Busy."
"But, Daddy—"
"Got to finish m'algebra review."
"But—"
"Beat it!"
He heard her retreat, slowly. He had
not hoped to accomplish this so soon. He
returned, with a sigh of relief, to a con-
templation of himself in all his sartorial
splendor. He tucked a handkerchief in
his upper coat pocket, patted it and eased
Pepper Young Steps Out
(Continued from page 5)
out his cuffs. He flicked an imaginary
speck of dust from his left lapel, tightened
his scarf, smoothed his hair, and bent
forward and studied his teeth. Then he
drew back his lips in a cheerful grin, let
it fade to a wistful smile; tried the effect
of a slightly abstracted frown, passed from
that to a definitely bored expression, and
then gave himself what he fervently hoped
was a tender and ardent look.
He stepped back, satisfied, ready for the
evening, ready to renew his attack on the
forces of parental discipline downstairs.
Swiftly, he ran over possible courses of
action in his mind. He could, of course,
simply sneak out the back way. But there
was something in Pepper Young's makeup
which instinctively rebelled at the idea.
Besides, somebody was almost sure to
come up to his room and find him missing
before he returned. He discarded the idea,
unless — well, unless it became absolutely
necessary.
There was no use appealing to his
mother. It was her movement that had
first signalled to his father that she wanted
him to take a hand. Peggy? Could he
get her to pretend she wanted him to go
out for something? He doubted it, par-
ticularly with Peggy in her present mood.
iV LL this while Peggy, who had returned
^^ downstairs, was reporting dramatic-
ally, "And he won't let me in. He's bar-
ricaded himself."
"Barricaded?" said Mr. Young, vaguely,
looking up from the envelope he had just
stamped.
;'Yes."
"He probably wants to study in peace,"
said Mrs. Young.
Peggy shook her head. She waited for
the effect of the bombshell she was about
to explode. "That's just it. He wasn't
studying."
"Of course he's studying," said Mrs.
Young. "Why do you say things like
that?"
"Because I saw. I peeked through the
keyhole. He was standing in front of the
looking glass admiring himself!"
"He was — what?" said Mr. Young.
ADMIRING himself. He was slick-
^^ ing back his hair."
"No!"
"And he had on a pink shirt, a clean one,
and he never puts on a clean one unless
you tell him to."
Mr. Young got up. "Sounds serious.
I'd better look into this."
Peggy said, "I'm coming, too. I want
to hear what he says."
But Mr. Young waved her away. "No,
you stay here. I'll talk to that young man
alone."
He turned the handle of Pepper's door.
It was locked. He rapped sharply. "What's
the matter with you? Why don't you
answer when you're called? Why is the
door locked?"
Pepper's voice, high plaintive, abused,
came through the panel. "Aw, gee Dad,
why shouldn't I have it locked? It's my
door, isn't it? I've got a right to lock it,
haven't I? Gosh, a man wants a little
privacy in this house to study in, doesn't
he?"
"Well, this man won't get any privacy
until he unlocks the door, so get a move
on."
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in a rush of words, "That kid comes up
here and disturbs me just when I'm busi-
est.'' Then, more conciliatory, "Come
on in, Dad, I'm sorry I locked you out,
but I didn't want Peggy busting in here
when I was working."
"'Working?" said his father glancing
around.
Pepper nodded. "Yes. sir."
I don't see any books open."
"I — er — I haven't exactly started on
them yet. I was — er — just sort of review-
ing the subject in my mind."
"Which subject?"
"Why— why— math."
Suddenly Mr. Young smiled. He and
Pepper looked surprisingly alike when
he smiled. He perched on the corner of
the table and bent forward. He said, in
a low voice, "What is it, Pepper?"
"What is what?"
"Her name."
"Her — " Pepper gulped. "Her name?"
His father nodded. "Yes. The pinkish
shirt. The glistening hair. Who is it?"
"Gosh, Father, you must be physic!"
"Not physic, son, psychic."
"Reading a man's mind like that!"
"Sue?"
SUE?" That dumb airedale? She's a
busted bulb."
"Not Sue? Urn. Let me see. Edie?"
"What do you take me for? She's not
fifteen yet."
;'Judy?"
"I wouldn't know she was on earth un-
less you told me."
"Then who?"
Pepper glanced around cautiously, tip-
toed to the door, jerked it open, and find-
ing no one eavesdropping, as he had half
expected to, shut it softly and came back
to where his father was perched on the
table's edge.
"Won't tell, will you?"
"Nope."
"It's — it's Linda."
"Linda? Linda Benton?"
"Yes, sir."
"Why, you've known her all your life.
You never looked at her twice. What's
got into you?"
Pepper shook his head. "I don't know.
It came over me the other night. It
happened while we were walking home
from the movies."
"What happened?"
"We clicked. Meshed." His face, young,
eager, with its row of freckles across his
nose, looked suddenly slight. "I've met
my fate!"
Mr. Young looked appropriately solemn.
"I'm sure you have, but — Linda. You've
known her since you were babies together
here in Elmwood. I'm glad, of course,
that you like her — "
"Like her!" said Pepper, reproachfully.
"Well, what I mean to say, it's great
if she's the one."
Pepper walked to the window, his hands
thrust deep in his pockets. He stared out
at the black night. When he spoke, it
was in an awed voice. "Father, do you
remember how it felt to be in love?"
"Do I — " Mr. Young sputtered. "Say,
how would you like a good sock on the
nose? Of course I remember!"
"Did it — did it make you feel kind of
funny in the stomach and weak in the
knees and dry in the throat?"
"That's exactly the way I felt."
"Did it make you sort of hot and cold
all over?"
"Yep. I remember when your mother
came into a room, all I could do was
squeak."
Pepper *hot him a faintly surprised
look. "Mother?" he said. "You don't
suppose Mother ever felt this way?"
"Worse. Much worse."
Pepper shook his head. He smiled as
one smiles at a child, kindly, tolerantly,
"Oh, no, she couldn't have. Nobody could
have. Nobody ever felt like this before."
"No," said Mr. Young. "No, I don't
suppose anybody ever did. And feeling
like this, I take it you were planning on
stepping out tonight."
Pepper's face fell. His eyes lost their
exalted look. "Well, yes I did want to,"
he admitted.
"You know your mother and I are
against going places school nights."
"I know, Dad, but this is different. I
told her I'd come by after dinner, and
when I called her up a little while ago
to see if everything is K.O., she told me
George Stevens had called up, too, and I
figured if that big drip got there before
I did, she might step out with him and
if I found her gone, it would — well — it
would be a blow to me, that's all."
"I see," said Mr. Young. "I see, but I
don't think your mother's likely to.
No . . . ." He shook his head thoughtfully,
and there was a long discouraging pause.
Mr. Young stood up and spoke briskly.
"Here, I almost forgot. I'd like you to
run down to the post-office and mail a
letter for me — if you can spare the time
from your — studies?"
Pepper looked up. Gradually the hope-
lessness in his eyes gave way to delighted
understanding.
"Sure, Dad. I'll go right now."
"And — well, see that you're home early.
The trip shouldn't take more than a — "
NO SIR, I'll be back in an hour for
sure."
"And how about your work on those
exams?"
"I'll dig into it tomorrow afternoon,''
Pepper promised. "Honest, I'm pretty well
up on it." He paused and cleared his
throat. "Oh, and that reminds, me, Dad,
couldyou sort of let me have a dollar
or so?"
"What for?"
Pepper swallowed. "Why — er — you
see — "
"I gave you your allowance on Mondav.
Where's that?"
"I had to pay my Athletic Club dues."
"Besides, what do you need money for?"
"Why — nothing — I only thought — "
"No. Your allowance is all you get.
You've got to learn to make it do."
"Yes, sir,' then, "Father, you won't
say anything about all this downstairs,
will you?"
"Not a word, if you won't either."
Mr. Young returned to the living room.
Mrs. Young looked up. "Well, Pepper
was studying, wasn't he?"
Mr. Young avoided her eyes. "He's
finished. He's going down to the post
office for me. I want this letter to get
off tonight."
"I hope you told him to come right
back."
"He won't be late," said Mr. Young,
"that is — not very."
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Love and Hisses
{Continued from page 17)
out into the kitchen and fired Steve Nel-
son for bothering the customers. Natu-
rally, Steve blamed it all on Ben, and not
even getting a job as elevator boy at the
Langley Hotel that same afternoon
soothed his feelings.
yVETTE spent that afternoon in the
Casino, rehearsing. Today Bernie
brought her a new song, called "Sweet
Someone"— a wonderful song, which he
predicted would be the hit of the show.
She was still humming it when she ar-
rived at her hotel and stepped into the
elevator. She noticed that the elevator
boy— a new one at the Langley— was star-
ing at her in an alarming way, with a hint
of madness in his eyes, but she went on
humming, pretending not to notice him.
Suddenly the car stopped with a jerk that
almost sent her sprawling.
"Where did you hear that songr he
snarled.
"Why— I—" she stammered. "Its Mr.
Bernie's — Ben Bernie's — "
"Gets me fired and then steals my song,
does he?" the boy shouted, throwing the
control lever over so the elevator began
to descend at top speed. At the ground
floor he stopped it with another jerk
and rushed out of the building.
Of course, it might have been the sud-
den descent which made her heart skip
so many beats, but she didn't think so.
Because even with a scowl on his face this
boy had something —
What he had was a punch in the eye
for Ben Bernie, whom he found fifteen
minutes later in Lindy's. He delivered
the rjunch and rushed out again, feeling a
whole lot better, before Bernie had a
chance to call after him.
Luckily he was back on his new job
before the manager of the Langley realized
what had happened. At least, Yvette
thought it was lucky, because it didn't
take many rides with Steve at the controls
for them to become fast friends. Once
he asked her if she knew Ben Bernie very
well, but she changed the subject.
Meanwhile, Winchell had been busy on
Yvette's career. He began pulling wires,
and within a week announced proudly that
he had booked her into a guest appear-
ance on the big radio variety show which
followed his own Sunday-night broadcast.
"You're doing all this just to make Mr.
Bernie burn — burn down?" Yvette asked,
hoping that his answer would be yes.
Though she tried not to admit it even to
herself, her conscience was giving her
trouble these days, particularly whenever
Winchell showed her still another proof
of his generosity.
Winchell grinned. "No. That's just for
laughs. What I reallywant is to see you
get across. You rate it."
Joan, Walter's Girl Friday, walked into
the room just then, threw a severe glance
at Yvette, and said: "There are a couple
of Harvard men outside to see you."
"I don't know any Harvard men."
"You'll know these. They've got a
diploma for you."
She opened the door and the two muggs
from the cleaning and dyeing racket walked
in, back to do some more complaining.
They eyed Yvette with interest.
"Listen," said the bigger of the two,
"We don't like to do this, Walter, but the
Brain still wants you to stop making
those cracks."
"I gave you my answer on that." Win-
chell said, "and it still goes. I'll stop
making cracks when the Brain stops
making news."
"Is that final?"
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"That's final."
There was a pause, while the men looked
at him grimly.
"Okay, Walter. If that's the way you
feel," said the spokesman, and they walked
out. They didn't worry Winchell much.
As he told Yvette, the worst he could get
from the Brain would be a punch in the
nose and a good line for the column
about him was worth that little price.
Yvette telephoned the news about her
guest appearance on the air to Bernie,
who received it gleefully. "A week from
Sunday!" he chortled. "And I break the
new floor show, with you in it, the very
next night. That will be April the first—
Winchell's Memorial Day! Yowsah!"
THE week passed quickly for Yvette,
■ marred only by the knowledge that
she was repaying Walter Winchell for his
kindness by aiding in a plot to make him
look like a fool; and by the necessity of
keeping her connection with Bernie
hidden from Steve Nelson. Duplicity
didn't come easily to her, and most of
all she hated lying to the man she loved.
Because, by now, she knew she loved
Steve.
Sunday came and with it Steve, standing
at the door of her room with an enor-
mous basket of flowers.
"Oh. Steve! How sweet." she cried,
jumping to the conclusion that they were
from him. Then she opened the envelope
and her face fell as she looked at the card
it contained. The flowers were from Ben
Bernie.
"Who's your friend?" Steve asked,
bristling with suspicion.
"Oh — nobody. . . Just somebody wish-
ing me luck on the program tonight."
Before she could stop him, Steve had
snatched the card from her hand. He
read it and looked up at her, flushing in
anger.
"Ben Bernie! So that fourflusher's
your friend! And you told me you'd
only seen him when you were looking
for work. I suppose he's the fellow that's
been calling you every day for the last
week !"
"Yes— but he — it's all a joke." Yvette
was trying desperately to explain.
"It's a joke all right. But it's on me.
And I'm not laughing."
"No, no, Steve. . ." And then it all
came out, the whole story of how she
worked for Bernie. and how Winchell was
helping to make her famous — everything.
When she had finished, Steve looked at
her a second in silence.
"Well," he said, "if it's true it's a
rotten trick. You know Ben Bernie stole
my song. If you'd really cared for me
you couldn't have had anything to do
with him."
"Steve — I know there has been a mis-
take about that song — "
"Sure," Steve said wearily. "I made it.
I made it when I came to this town. It's
too full of chiselers and wise guys. There's
a bus leaving tonight at ten o'clock for
Boise, Idaho — and I'm going to be on it!"
He was gone.
Yvette started to follow him. But she
had gone only a few steps when she
changed her mind and went to Bernie's
office instead. There she told Ben that
she was quitting, and why.
"But I didn't steal his song!" Ben ex-
postulated. I've had it published, and
it's got his name on it. I've been trying
to find him for weeks."
He finally succeeded in mollifying
Yvette, and getting her to agree to appear
on the broadast that night, but only on
condition that Bernie go to the bus sta-
tion and prevent Steve from leaving.
OUT as the day passed, she grew more
" and more despondent. Somehow or
other she got up in front of the micro-
phone that night and sang her two num-
bers. Then she ran out of the studio to
the reception room, without knowing or
caring whether she had been a success.
"Were there any telephone calls for
me?" she asked the girl at the desk, just
as Winchell came out of the studio after
her.
"No, Miss Yvette," the girl said, and
Yvette sank numbly down on the leather-
upholstered bench.
"You were wonderful, kid — a knock-
out" Winchell burbled.
"It's too late," she sighed mournfully.
"Too late for what?"
"He has gone already — my Steve — the
boy I was going to marry."
Things were moving too fast for Walter.
"The boy you — Does your father know
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about this?"
"I have no father," said Yvette, throw-
ing discretion to the winds. She didn't
care now if Winchell learned the whole
story. In fact, she wanted him to. "1
am not what you think I am. It is all
a joke on you. I work for Ben Bernie. 1
am Eugenie, the girl you exposed."
"Huh?" For a moment she didn't know
what Winchell was going to do. Then
he exploded into gales of laughter. "I
never thought Bernie had that many
brains," he said when he had caught his
breath. "The Old Maestro certainly did
put one over on the Old Master."
But Yvette wasn't listening. It might
have made her feel better if she had
known that right about then Ben Bernie
was having a hard time of it. He'd just
caught Steve at the bus station, and was
talking faster than he'd ever talked in
his life in an effort to convince that angry
young man he wasn't the victim of a plot
to steal his songs and his girl. Ben suc-
ceeded finally, but the battle had ex-
hausted him so much that he made Steve
promise to stay away from Yvette until
after the opening.
Ben flattered himself he had everything
under control the next noon when he sat
in Lindy's eating lunch. Then Winchell
walked in, looking unusually cheerful.
"Hi, Ben," he shouted. "Read my
column for tonight yet?"
yOU know I wouldn't touch it with a
' ten-foot polecat."
"Well, there's something in it that will
interest you. Here's a proof."
Bernie took it, and read: "Your New
York correspondent can take it as well as
dish it out. We hate to admit it, but
Ben Bernie has finally compelled us to
salute and salaam. We have just learned
that Yvette, the songstress we praised so
highly, and Eugenie, who failed to win our
esteem, are one and the same girl."
"I surrender, dear," Winchell said.
But Bernie's triumph was short-lived.
They looked up to see Joan running past
the crowded tables toward them.
"Mr. Winchell!" she gasped. "That
mob. They've kidnaped Yvette!" She
handed him a note. "If you want to
see Yvette Guerin alive again, wait in
your office until you hear from us," it
read. "And don't notify the police."
At eight o'clock that night the call
came. Winchell listened with a stony face
to the demands of the kidnapers. He
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the Mill River Road and drive along it
until a car coming towards us flickers its
headlights. Then we're to turn and follow
it. And they want fifty thousand in un-
marked bills. You've got to come with
me, Ben, and explain that the girl is just
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"Anything you say, Walter," Ben gulped.
The Mill River Road was lonely and
dark in the early spring night. To their
overwrought nerves every pair of head-
lights they saw were the ones they were
looking for. At last came a car that
blinked its lights. They followed it off
the River Road into a narrow, rutted
lane. It stopped after jolting along for
about a mile, and switched off its lights.
Winchell stopped his car just behind it.
and switched off his lights too. A voice
cut out of the darkness.
"All right. Put 'em up and keep 'em
there. Where's the money?"
Winchell and Bernie got out of their
cars, holding their hands up.
"Who's this mugg?" asked the voice
sharply.
"That's Ben Bernie," Winchell began.
"You see, he — "
"All right. Where's the money?" the
man interrupted.
"Well, we haven't got it, because — "
THOUGHT we was foolin'. did you?"
■ the gangster sneered. "Well, it's nine
o'clock now. You bring the money here by
eleven or you'll never see that girl alive
again. And we'll keep this guy Bernie here
with us, just to make sure there's no dou-
ble cross."
"Do — do you have to do that, fellows?"
pleaded Bernie quaveringly.
"Oh, a tough guy, huh?" said the
gangster, and pushed Bernie in the face.
As Winchell moved toward his car, the
gangster and a partner who suddenly ap-
peared from the darkness were busy blind-
folding and tying Bernie. One roughly
pushed him into their car and got in after
him, while the other stood a few paces
away on the road, watching. Winchell
tiptoed back to this man.
"You're doing swell." he whispered.
"Now take him up to the farmhouse and
keep his mind on his troubles for a
couple of hours."
"Okay. Walter," said the gangster. "But
remember your promise. You know how
it is — a guy at the head of the cleaning
and dyeing racket can't take that kind of
thing. The Brain's sensitive. He don't
mind when you call him a chiseler or a
public enemy or a rat. But when you
call him a former pants presser — that
hurts!"
"All right," Winchell promised, "I won't,
any more."
He went back to the gangster's car.
reached in and conked Bernie on the back
of the head with his hand. Then he re-
tired to his own car, chuckling.
At twenty minutes to eleven, Bernie
was as scared as he ever wanted to be.
These gangsters were tough guys, and he
knew they'd have no scruples about shoot-
ing him if Walter didn't get back in time
with that money. There were two of
them with him in this drafty, cold room,
and he thought there was another on the
lookout outside.
Suddenly he heard a door open and
close with a crash. One of the gangsters
yelled, "We got to get out of here!
Winchell's tipped off the police!"
"Why, the double-crossing — !" growled
another of the men.
"What'll we do with this guy?"
Silence — then the second gangster said,
"Let's just tie some weights to his shoes
and drop him off a pier. Nice and peace-
ful. No noise, no blood."
Ben Bernie sighed and passed out.
Back in the Club Casino, Yvette had
almost reached the limit of her endur-
ance. She didn't understand the way
things were going. First Bernie had
called her, last night, and told her he
had found Steve and that he was all
right and would be at the opening of the
club. Then, all day today she hadn't
been able to find anybody. No Steve —
no Bernie — no Winchell, even.
So here she was, at eleven o'clock, sitting
in her dressing room at the Casino, get-
ting more angry by the minute. She didn't
believe Bernie had really found Steve at
all. It was just a gag to keep her in
New York. Probably Steve was rolling
along on his way to Idaho, Boise, this
very minute.
She stood up angrily, her mind made
up. Not another minute would she stay
in this place! She'd catch a plane and
be in Idaho, Boise, before Steve. And
she went out, slamming the door behind
her.
But at the door leading to the dance
floor she stopped in amazement. The
hall was entirely dark, except for two
spotlights. One picked out the blind-
folded and tied figure of Ben Bernie.
being led across the floor by a couple of
rough-looking men. The other was on
Walter Winchell, standing silently in
front of the orchestra.
"Just a few feet more," one of the
rough men was saying. "We're almost
to the edge of the pier, Bernie — and then
it'll all be over."
"Please don't do this, fellows," Bernie
cried, almost in tears. "Honest, I'll never
say anything."
"You sure won't. Not this way."
"Hey, wait!" Winchell shouted. "I've
got the money!"
yEAH," snarled Bernie's captor. "With
' the cops right behind you! You dou-
blecrosser! Let him have it anyway.
Muggsie!"
Two shots rang out. Bernie swayed
dizzily — then, as the band began to play,
one of the men yanked the blindfold off
his eves.
"Well, I'll be—" he said.
"You are. Ben, you are." said Winchell.
But Yvette wasn't interested. Past the
laughing couples at the tables she went,
headed for the cloakroom. She snapped
an order for her wrap to the girl on duty
— and then she stopped, her eyes widening
in sudden hope. For there on the rack
behind the girl, in the midst of an array
of silk hats and derbies, was a wide-
brimmed Stetson — the hat that Steve
always wore!
"Steve!" she cried, and ran back to the
dance floor — right into the arms of an
angry young man from Boise who'd seen
all the horseplay he wanted and had be-
come convinced that Yvette was nowhere
around the Club Casino.
Only a second's bliss — and then some-
body whisked her away from him and
up on the stage, where Winchell was
saying:
"And now. ladies and gentlemen — I want
to present the cause of it all — my latest
discovery, Yvette Yvette!"
"Your discovery," snorted Bernie indig-
nantly. "/'/;/ the guy who brought her
over from Europe!"
"Yeah — but I'm the guy who put her
oxer in America!"
And the band swung into Steve's song.
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would know what to say, now, if anyone
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"Irene" was a success and lasted a year;
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prima donna in a small play produced
in Greenwich Village — and that was the
beginning.
Strangely, the shift from specialty act
to leading roles was not a result of her
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critics' notices. She was riding up to an
agent's office in an elevator one afternoon
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her on the shoulder and asked, "Do you
sing?"
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long performance.
She had to sing a torch song and when
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When the notices brought her an en-
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ell, a singing teacher she had heard of,
and she would test her voice. If Newell
encouraged her, Jeanette would sing, by
Heaven, or split something trying.
She auditioned for Newell the next af-
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woman said: "My dear, you have the
makings of an exquisite voice. I will teach
you — "
And the Panty-waist was eighteen, a
stunning, smoothly polished, brilliant
young woman, poised and gracious and
well dressed, but still studying languages,
music. Work, study, study, work, and it
was 1925: there was no longer anything
new about the speak-easy idea but it was
still a glamorous one. Rudolph Valentino
was the Robert Taylor of the day, and
women were cutting their hair off, and
waistlines were moving down to meet
rising hemlines, and the world was mad. It
was mad, but it was having a wonderful
time. Jeanette suddenly discovered that
she wasn't.
Something was missing from her life,
so well-ordered, so synthesized of work
and study and tired sleep and hasty meals.
Around her head was bursting a multi-
colored display of human fireworks, an
hysterical explosion of a generation too
long pent up.
She was ready for romance, when it
came, then, during that year. She had
gained enough momentum in her career
to let it run under its own power for a
time, and she was intensely envious of
the life, the gayety she was missing.
A girl friend of hers had an invitation to
the Beaux Arts Ball, and the girl had
an escort who had a friend — you know the
set-up. Would Jeanette make a fourth?
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She wore an I860 costume, very gussied
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because this was her nature. And the
young man who called for her, after she
had refused a nip from his flask and had
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withdrew into a kind of a despairing
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AT the ball (a riot of color and of
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wall after her companion, with a mumbled
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her wrap about her shoulders, and started
for the door; at the stairs a man she had
known for years, a doctor, stopped her.
"But the evening has only started!" he
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"Miss MacDonald, Thorn Hmph hmph
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Answers to PROF. QUIZ' TWENTY QUESTIONS ON Page 3
14.
15.
1. Kate Smith — her hobby is cooking.
2. Bing Crosby.
3. Tommy Riggs' Betty Lou.
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5. Allen, Gracie and Fred, Burns, Bob & 16.
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11. Kraft Music Hall,
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Cold; frozen.
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(verb) To make merry or jolly; to en-
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Inflammation of the sockets of the teeth,
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15. Wryly — wrily— ryely. (adverb) In a
contorted manner; in a manner expressive
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16. Crustation — crustasion — crustacean,
(noun) An animal of any of the various
families characterized by shell-like body
coverings.
1/. Freeze — freize — frieze, (noun) Any
ornamented horizontal band or strip in a
wall.
18. Emanant — emanent — emmanent.
jective) Issuing or flowing forth.
19. Baccilus — baccillus — bacillus, (noun)
Any of the large family of straight rod-
shaped germs.
20. Misojinist — misogynist — mysoginist.
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A Christmas Carol
(Continued from page 15)
Past: (Quietly) That carefree young
man with the light heart and the gay
smile — do you recognize himr
Scrooge: Yes — yes — Merciful Heavens,
how happy I was, then !
Past: (Casually) A small matter for
old Fezziwig to make those silly folks so
full of joy.
Scrooge: (Indignantly) Small!
Past: Isn't it? He has spent only a few
pounds of your mortal money. Is it so
much that he deserves praise?
Scrooge: (Earnestly) It isn't that. It
isn't that, Spirit. He has the power to
make us happy or unhappy — to make our
service light or heavy — his power lies in
words and looks, in things so tiny that it's
impossible to count 'em up. The happi-
ness he gives is quite as great as if it cost
a — (He breaks off suddenly).
Past: What is the matter?
Scrooge: Nothing particular.
Past: (Quietly insistent) Something, I
think.
Scrooge: No, no — only — only I should
like to be able to say a word or two to my
clerk just now. That's all.
Past: My time grows short. And we
have yet another journey to make.
Scrooge: Where now?
Past: One more visit to the past,
Scrooge — there in that little room — with
a fair young girl by your side — do you
recognize yourself?
Scrooge: (Anguished) No! No! Spare
me this!
Past: You're older, now — in the prime
of life. Your face has begun to wear the
signs of care and avarice. Your eyes are
greedy — the eyes of a miser.
Scrooge: No — please!
Past: She knows it, too. Listen!
Belle: It doesn't matter. Ebenezer—
really. And to you — very little. You see,
another idol has displaced me.
Young Scrooge: (Sullenly) What idol?
Belle: A golden one.
Young Scrooge: There's nothing the
world's so hard on as poverty — and yet
there's nothing it pretends to condemn
so much as the pursuit of wealth.
Belle: Our contract's an old one —
made when we were both poor — and con-
tent. But you've changed — you aren't
the same person I pledged myself to. And
so I release you.
Young Scrooge: Have I ever sought
release?
Belle: In words — no.
Young Scrooge: In what then?
Belle: In a changed nature. If you
were free, today, tomorrow, yesterday —
would you choose a girl without a mar-
riage dower? No. Ebenezer, you would
not. That's why I release you.
Young Scrooge: But. Belle — I — don't —
Belle: You may be hurt by this — ■
The memory of what is past, half makes
me hope you will be hurt. But only a
very, very brief time — I know. Then
you'll dismiss the thought of it — as though
it were an unprofitable dream. I only
hope — you'll be happy in the life you've
chosen! (She sobs softly).
Scrooge: Spirit, show me no more!
Take me home. I beg of you ! Oh, why
must you torture me like this?
Past: One shadow more. Scrooge!
Scrooge: (Anguished) No more! No
more! I can't bear any more!
Past: (Inexorably) One shadow more!
Come!
Scrooge: Spirit, what is this place?
It's strange. I've never been here.
Past: Watch, Scrooge. Watch and see
what might have been yours — and is
another's. Look— there is the girl — older,
now — and happier — listen !
Robert: Belle, darling! Merry Christ-
mas, my dear!
Belle: Merry Christmas, Robert.
You're home early.
Robert: Bless you— you're prettier
every Christmas.
Belle: (Laughs) You mustn't chivvy
me, Robert. Come now— sit here, by the
fire. Daughter's bringing tea.
Robert: It's a relief to come home to
one's own fire — and one's own daughter
bringing tea. By the bye— I saw an old
friend of yours today.
Belle: Who was it?
Robert: Guess!
Belle: How can I? Oh — I know —
(They both laugh) — Mr. Scrooge!
Robert: Mr. Scrooge it was. I passed
his office window. It wasn't shuttered—
and there was a candle inside, so I couldn't
help seeing him. (Soberly) His partner
lies at the point of death, I hear — and
there Scrooge sat — all alone. Quite alone
in the world, I do believe.
Scrooge: (Brokenly) Spirit — Spirit, take
me from this place!
Past: I told you these were the sha-
dows of things that have been. That they
are what they are, do not blame me.
Scrooge: I can't bear any more! Leave
me! Take me back! Haunt me no more!
Past : I leave you now, Scrooge — in your
own bed. The second spirit comes to
you tomorrow night — when the bell tolls
one.
^ ^ ^
Scrooge: (Muttering) One o'clock — he
was to have come when the bell tolled
one —
Voice of Christmas Present: I am
here. Ebenezer Scrooge!
Scrooge: (Startled) You — you came so
suddenly. Are you the second spirit?
Voice: I am! I am the Ghost of Christ-
mas Present.
Scrooge: You're quite different from
the first — You're so tall — almost a giant
— and that great torch you carry —
Present: Its light falls into the homes
of rich and poor alike.
Scrooge: (Submissively) Spirit, take me
where you will. Last night I went by
force — and learned a lesson which is work-
ing now.
Present: Touch my robe, Scrooge, and
come with me!
Scrooge: Where have you brought me,
Spirit?
Present: To an humble dwelling.
Scrooge: It's miserable enough.
Present: And yet there is happiness
here. Look — young ones romping in the
kitchen — and Mrs. Cratchit — bravely
decked out in an old gown — hurrying
about getting dinner. Listen, Scrooge —
and watch !
Mrs. Cratchit: Whatever has got into
your precious father — and your brother.
Tiny Tim? And Martha warn't as late
last Christmas day by half an hour! (Door
opens).
Belinda: Here's Martha now, mother!
Martha: Hello, everybody! (Corning in
through hubbub) Merry Christmas,
mother.
Mrs. Cratchit: Why bless your heart
alive, my dear, how late you are!
Martha: We'd a deal of work to finish
up last night, and we had to clear away
this morning.
Mrs. Cratchit: Well, never mind, so
long's you're here now. Sit ye down be-
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Mrs. Cratch it: He's been to church
with Tiny Tim. They'll be along directly.
Martha: (Gravely) How is Tiny Tim,
mother? — Any better at all?
Mrs. Cratchit: Sometimes I think he
is — and sometimes — (Breaks off, fright-
ened)— Oh, dear God, if anything should—
Martha: (Quickly) Mother — you — must
not even think — (Door opens and there is
immediate hubbub).
Cratchit: (Coming in) Merry Christ-
mas, everybody!
Martha: Merry Christmas, father! Put
Tim down by me!
Tim: Merry Christmas, Martha!
Mrs. Cratchit: And how did little Tim
behave in church, Bob?
Cratchit: As good as gold and better!
Tim: (Pipiyg up earnestly) I liked
church, mother. Ohh— they sang the
nicest songs! (Wistfully) 1 hope people
saw me there.
Mrs. Cratchit: (Surprised) Saw you
there? And why, Tim?
Tim: Well, don't you see — because I'm
lame. And if they saw my crutch, it
might be pleasant for them to remember,
on Christmas, Who it was made lame
beggars walk and blind men see.
Cratchit: (Low, huskily) Bless you, my
son.
Children: Are we ready to eat, mother?
Mrs. Cratchit: (Briskly) Yes, children.
All ready. Come — take your places — and
wait your turn — (Laughs) — there's plenty
of stuffed goose and plum pudding for all
of you. Martha — you take care of Tiny
Tim. And see that he eats plenty.
Cratchit: (Reverently) Shall we say
Grace? Our Father Who art in Heaven —
Scrooge: (Hoarsely) Spirit! Spirit, tell
me that Tiny Tim will live!
Present:. (Softly) I see a vacant seat
in the poor chimney corner — and a crutch
without an owner— carefully preserved.
If these shadows remain unaltered by the
future, Tiny Tim will die.
Scrooge: (Pleading piteously) No — no,
he can't! It wouldn't be fair!
Present: Quiet! They're finishing their
prayer.
Cratchit: — so that for many years to
come, we may unite here — to do Thy will
and praise Thy name. (Heartily) Amen,
Amen! (The others chorus "Amen") And
now, my dears — with such a good dinner
— let's have a toast! A Merry Christmas
to us all — and God bless us!
Tim: (Piping joyfidly) God bless us
every one!
Cratchit: And now a toast to Mr.
Scrooge — the founder of the feast!
Mrs. Cratchit: (Indignantly) The
founder of the feast, indeed — that stingy,
unfeeling man!
Cratchit: My dear — Christmas Day —
Mrs. Cratchit: I'll drink his health for
your sake and the day's — not for his!
Long life to him! A Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year! He'll be very
merry and very happy, I've no doubt!
Tim: (Gaily) And I say — God bless
him, too, mother — and everyone!
Scrooge: (Anguished) Enough! Enough!
Take me away — take me away!
Present: I will take you away now,
Scrooge. But remember — you have still
to meet another of us. Expect the third
spirit tomorrow night — when the bell tolls
one!
* * *
Scrooge: (Muttering as the bell tolls
one) One o'clock again. This last one — !
The Voice of Christmas Future: Eb-
enezer Scrooge, I am here!
Scrooge: Shrouded in black — draped and
hooded — Are you the Ghost of Christmas
Yet to Come?
Future: I am!
Scrooge: (Trembling) Ghost of the fu-
ture, I fear you more than any spectre
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I've yet seen. But I know your purpose
is to do me good — so lead on ! The night's
waning fast. Time's precious to me — if I
dare hope to live to be another man than
what I was.
Future: Come!
Scrooge: (Fearfully) Spirit — why have
you brought me here — to Bob Cratchit's
home again?
Future: Watch!
Scrooge: It's — it's not the same — some-
thing's happened!
Future: Listen! (Mrs. Cratchit's soft
sobs are heard).
Martha: Mother — please!
Mrs. Cratchit: And He took a child,
and set him in the midst of them — Oh,
Martha!
Martha: Mother dear — you mustn't.
Try to be brave for father's sake. It's
almost time for him to be home.
Mrs. Cratchit: Yes, Martha — for your
father's sake. He's late tonight. He
walks slower than he used to. And yet,
I've known him to walk very fast with
— with Tiny Tim on his shoulder. But
he was light to carry — and his father loved
him so, that it was no trouble — no trou-
ble at all. (Door opens).
Boy: Father!
Cratchit: (Coming in, wearily) Good
evening, children.
Mrs. Cratchit: (Gently) You're late,
Bob.
Cratchit: (Trying to be calm) I'm
sorry, my dear — I went — I went to the
churchyard today. I wish you could have
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gone with me — it would have done your
heart good to see how sweet and green a
place it is. (Trying to be cheerful) But
you'll see it often — I promised him we'd
walk there on a Sunday. (Suddenly he
breaks into harsh, masculine sobs) — Oh.
my — son — my little son — Tiny Tim — I
loved him so —
Scrooge: (Bitterly) That's cruel, Spirit
— it's cruel !
Future: It's the Future, Scrooge — of
some people's making. But come — we
must visit elsewhere. Come!
Scrooge: Here — on a common street,
Spirit? What's there for me to learn
here?
Future: Listen.
First Man: No, 1 don't know much
about it either way. I only know he's
dead.
Second Man: When did he die?
First Man: Last night, I believe.
Second Man : What was the matter with
him? Have a pinch of snuff?
First Man: Thank you — Heaven only
knows.
Second Man : What's he done with his
money?
First Man: (Yawns) Haven't heard —
left it to his company. I suppose. He hasn't
left it to me — that's all / know. (Both
laugh).
Second Man: It's likely to be a very
cheap funeral, for 'pon my life, I don't
know anybody to go to it. Suppose we
make up a party and volunteer?
First Man: I don't mind going, if a
lunch is provided. (Both laugh).
Second Man: Come to think of it, I'll
wager 1 was his best friend. We used to
nod to each other when we met in the
street.
Scrooge: (In horror) Spirit— tell me! Is
there no one to mourn the poor creature
— no one to bury him decently? Perhaps
they'll give him a green grave, at least —
like poor little Tiny Tim. Perhaps —
Future: Come. I will show you!
Scrooge: (Mutters) A churchyard — over-
run by grass and weeds — desolate — lonely
— a crumbling gravestone — Merciful
Father — !
Future: Read the name, Scrooge!
Scrooge: (Hoarsely) Spirit — before 1
draw nearer to that gravestone — answer
me one question. Are these the shadows
of things that will be — or are they sha-
dows of things that may be, only?
Future: (Sternly) Read!
Scrooge : (Frightened) Yes— yes — the
name on the gravestone is — is — Eb-en-e-zer
Scrooge! Ebene^er Scrooge! (With a pas-
sionate sob) No, Spirit! Oh, no, no! Tell
me that I can change these dreadful sha-
dows you have shown me! I promise — I'll
honor Christmas in my heart, and try to
keep it all the year! I promise! I'll not
shut out the lesson that the Past, the Pres-
ent and the Future have taught me! Oh,
I beg you — tell me that I can sponge
away the writing on this stone — that I can
undo all the suffering I have caused!
Future: (As he fades away) The answer,
Ebenezer Scrooge, is in your own heart!
Scrooge: (Frenzied) Spirit, I beg you —
I'll promise anything you ask! I'll —
(Breaks off, startled) — Why — why, what's
this? My bedpost! I'm home! In my
own bed! They've given me a chance!
They've given me a chance! Oh, God
bless you, Jacob Marley, for haunting me!
(Suddenly) What month is it? What day
is it? I don't know! I don't care!
(Laughs freely, gaily) I'm a new man!
To lead a new life! My dressing gown —
my slippers — now — now to open the win-
dow— Oh, beautiful day! Glorious! Glor-
ious! (Calls) You there — boy!
Boy: Yes, sir?
Scrooge: What day is it, my fine fellow?
Boy: (Laughing) Today? Why — Christ-
mas Day!
Scrooge: Christmas Day! Then I
haven't missed it! The Spirits have done
it all in one night! Listen, my lad — do you
know where the poulterer is — in the next
street?
Boy: I should say I did!
Scrooge: (Laughing) An intelligent boy!
A remarkable boy! Tell me — do you know
if they've sold their prize turkey?
Boy": It's still there sir!
Scrooge: That's wonderful! Go around,
will you, and tell them to send it to Bob
Cratchit and his family — on Broad Street
— and mind you, they're not to know who
paid for it! And do you go with it, and
tell them I'll be there later — with a car-
riage full of presents for all of them! Now
hurry, my lad — and here's a half crown
for your trouble!
Boy: Yes, sir — Yes, sir!
Scrooge: (Laughs exultantly) I'll show
Bob Cratchit! Tiny Tim shall live — and
have the best of care, he shall! And I'll
raise Bob's salary — and dear me — I mustn't
forget to give a good round sum to the
poor — Oh. yes — and dine with my nephew,
dear Fred, God bless him! Oh. God bless
them all — Tiny Tim and everyone! (With
glorious yearning) Ohh — If 1 could only
wish the whole, wide world a Merry,
Merry, Merry Christmas!
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VOL. 9 NO. 4
ERNEST V. HEYN FRED R. SAMMIS
Executive Editor Editor
BELLE LANDESMAN, ASSISTANT EDITOR
Grade Allen Tells "How My Children Bring Me Up" 10
Meet two very remarkable and charming kids, indeed
We Present Radio's Man of the Hour 13
Thomas E. Dewey's daring broadcast expose of crime
The Heart of Deanna Durbin Adele Whitely Fletcher 16
You've never read a more revealing story
Shadows in the Stars Myra Kingsley 18
What will 1938 bring your favorite stars?
I Know the Truth About Rudy Vallee's Strangest Feud Jerry Wald 22
The man who started a five-year battle tells all
When Jack Oakie was Ginger Rogers' Star Boarder Jack Sher 24
A house is the real hero of this story
The $2,000,000.00 Temptation Floyd Gibbons 27
A penniless cow-puncher finds a fortune
Behind the Hollywood Front Jimmie Fidler 28
NBC's star reporter broadcasting more exclusives
Betty Lou — The Star Who Doesn't Exist Dan Wheeler 32
Is she fat or thin, blonde or brunette?
Lum and Abner in an Abandoned Quandary. . Charles Lauck and Norris Goff 34
Concluding their hilarious adventures in Pine Ridge
Make Way for Melody Fred Rutledge 36
Part three of this great life story of Jeanette MacDonald
Take Your Pun Where You Find It 39
Phil Baker's own readio-broadcast — a laugh riot
Life of Mary Sothern Don Becker 40
There's a startling climax to this action packed serial
What's New from Coast-to-Coast 4 Prof. Quiz' Twenty Questions 57
What Do You Want to Say? ... 6 What Do You Want to Know? 58
Bring 'Em Back Alive and Lively 19 Unmask your Beauty 62
. Orchids on Your Kitchen Budget. 64
Lamour the Merrier 31
Put the Bee on Your Spelling .... 65
Radio Mirror Almanac 41
Winners of the Benny Goodman-
Facing the Music 50 Swing Limerick Contest 91
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WHAT'S NEW
FROM COAST-TO-COAST
Below, a Paramount photog-
rapher was lurking nearby
as Jack Benny lunched with
Marie Horn, Hollywood ten-
nis champ and Carole Lom-
bard stopped to say hello.'
Left, Pauline Hopkins, author
and star of WLW's Mad
Hatterfields. A rare snap-
shot (below) catches Rudy
Vallee dining with Gloria
Youngblood at Palm Springs.
Don English-Paramount
BEFORE the month of January is out, you will no
longer be able to listen to Today's Children!
Nor is this idle rumor. All plans have been
made. The concluding episodes in radio's leading day-
time serial have been written. The new show, from
the pen of the same author, Irna Phillips, has been cast
and rehearsed. Today's Children, at the very height of
its success, is going off the air, to become nothing more
than a legendary figure in radio history.
Because Irna Phillips and the sponsor feel that To-
day's Children belongs to its listeners, and because no
announcement of the reasons will be made on the air,
they have consented to tell you through the pages of
Radio Mirror why they are making this seemingly
drastic move.
It's a strange story. Today's Children has been suc-
cessful because it has been real and true to life. The
problems of its characters have always been real-life
problems, like those you and I might face. Miss
Phillips never resorted to melodrama or blood and
thunder. You never felt that you were listening to
fiction, but to actual fact.
Now, after five years on the air, Irna Phillips found
that she'd written her characters into a stone wall.
The characters had been developing all that time. All
their troubles and heartaches had made them wiser,
SCOOP! WHY IS TODAY'S CHILDREN GOING OFF THE AIR IN JANUARY?
more sympathetic and understanding. The result was
that it was almost impossible to use them in dramatic
situations without taking away from them that hard-
won understanding and wisdom. Miss Phillips could
have resorted to melodramatic devices, but she was
convinced that listeners didn't want Mother Moran to
become suddenly involved with a one-legged pirate
and a box of missing jewels, or some such exciting but
fictional device.
There was only one answer — the story of Today's
Children was finished. Sponsors were regretful, but
they were forced to agree with Miss Phillips, and in
the end they commissioned her to write a new show,
The Woman in White, to take the place of the old one.
As you might guess from its title, The Woman in White
has a nurse for its heroine; and in it, Irna Phillips
promises, you'll find the same warm human appeal
and realistic point of view that made Today's Children
so popular.
WHILE BING CROSBY and Bob Burns do their
stints for the Kraft Music Hall their wives have
been spending much of their time together working
on what are known as tiny garments. The Crosby in-
fant— and Bing's still betting it's a girl — is due about
the time you read this; the Burns kin early in the
Spring.
Jack Benny never learns. He went to Palm Springs
not long ago, and at The Dunes he spied a fiddle and
began to play it. Led by Tony Martin, the score or
so of movie celebrities in the night club quietly left
the room. Absorbed in his art, Jack finally looked up
to find himself practically alone. The only one left
was Marcel LaMaze — who handed Jack a dollar bill
and then left too.
Don't expect to hear Alice Faye on the air again for
quite a while after she finishes her present series with
Chesterfield. Her doctor has insisted that she give
both voice and nerves a rest.
NEW ORLEANS — Long before anybody thought
enough of radio to publish a magazine like this about
it, a New Orleans kid named Joe Uhalt was bitten
severely by the microphone bug. Not many people,
in those early nineteen-twenties, had a radio set or
even wanted one, but Joe didn't care — he lived, ate
and slept radio just the same. He got to work and
fitted up a five-watt broadcasting studio in his own
bedroom, with which he gave New Orleans some of
its first radio programs.
He's still at it — only now Joe Uhalt is the president
of WDSU, Inc., one of the best-equipped studios in the
south. Everybody down there affectionately calls
WDSU "the Uhalt station." It's affiliated with the
NBC Blue network.
Nowadays, Joe is a big executive, having fun watch-
ing his station grow in power and prestige. But it isn't
likely he ever has as much fun as he had in the old
days when growing ambitious, he decided to give New
Orleans listeners their first (Continued on page 80)
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FIRST PRIZE
THANKS A MILLION!
I believe I'm perfectly safe in saying millions of
Jeanette MacDonald fans will heartily agree with me
that their radio schedule is complete now that we hear
her glorious voice over the airwaves.
All I can further say is, if Miss MacDonald's future
programs are only half as delightful as her first, we
are all more than satisfied.
Thanks a million for a very pleasant half-hour, Miss
MacDonald.
Miss Mary Margaret Osborne,
Mobile, Ala.
SECOND PRIZE
ITS NELSON EDDY AGAIN!
I can't agree at all with the winner of prize letter
number two in November Radio
Mirror.
The winner said that Nelson
Eddy is too talented to be co-
starred with comedians. My
opinion is that no matter who
is on the same program with
him, whether it be the worst
comedian or the most talented
actress, he still sings as well as
ever.
Why shouldn't Eddy "crack"
a few jokes once in a while? I'm
in favor of Mr. Eddy being him-
self at least on the radio.
Mary Harris,
Fort Worth, Texas
THIRD PRIZE
ANOTHER EDDY FAN IS HEARD
Here is another Eddy fan who
is sorry Nelson ever signed for
the Chase and Sanborn con-
glomeration, and sincerely hopes
that he never signs for such a
spot again. The fine music with
which Mr. Eddy is identified
needs no comedy relief.
Nelson seems to be enjoying
himself on this program. How-
ever, he has dedicated himself
to the entertainment of others,
and I'm afraid his public is not
enjoying these programs as
much as he is!
R. E. D., Peoria, 111.
FOURTH PRIZE
THE SPELL WAS BROKEN
Last night (Sunday, Sept. 26, at 10:30) I listened in
to a weird story sponsored by the producers of Poca-
hontas coal.
Everything went fine the first half of the program
— the suspense, that awe-struck feeling that accom-
panies a ghostly tale. In fact I could almost see the
hand with the black glove moving along the wall —
then bang, the story broke off to let the announcer get
in his bit.
Who cares how good the product is when we get in
the middle of a story like that, and have it broken off
to advertise?
Of course we expect to hear advertising at the be-
ginning and end of a program, but to break in on a
story like that. . .
Tomothy F. Donovan, Lewiston, Maine.
FIFTH PRIZE
HATS OFF TO EDDIE DUCHIN
Orchids and medals to Eddie Duchin, the wizard of
the keyboard, who proved himself to be a top notch
radio star in his recent bereave-
ment by going on with the show in
spite of his broken heart.
We saw Eddie here at the Chi-
cago Theater two weeks after
Margie's death and the only thing
that reminded us of his tragedy
was the black tie he wore in direct
contrast to his immaculate white
suit.
Duchin's magnetic personality
and infectious smile blazed bright-
er than the stage lights as he
laughed and applauded for each
actor, never too tired to give them
full credit. When his nimble
fingers favored us at the piano we
sat spellbound and wanted to call
a bouncer for the fellow who asked
him to play "Margie."
Mrs. Catherine Whitty, Chicago, 111.
SIXTH PRIZE
ONE READER HELPS OUT ANOTHER
Here are a few uses for old radio cabinets.
When the insides are taken out, the cabinet can be
used as a storage for linen that is seldom used.
It can be placed near the entrance door and used for
gloves, bags, hats that usually clutter up the hall.
Old magazines that are wanted can be stored in it.
With a little adjusting Junior can have a desk for
his books and homework and things.
Mrs. E. Horvath, Malverne, L. I., N. Y.
SEVENTH PRIZE
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OPINION WIN PRIZES
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122 East 42nd Street, New
York, N. Y„ and mail it not
later than Jan. 25, .1938.
Last Sunday at 5:30 p. M. I list-
ened to the Dr. Pepper program
and heard their lady vocalist sing
the current song hit, "Remem-
ber?" At the conclusion of the
broadcast I tuned in on the Jello
program, wherein Kenny Baker
attempted to revive the memories
of his many listeners, lest they fail
to remember him. When the
Bakers Broadcast followed at 6:30
p. M., Ozzie Nelson and Harriet
Hilliard plaintively asked that we
remember them.
Having become utterly bored
with the monotony of hearing this
particular song broadcast to the exclusion of all other
numbers, I quickly switched the dial to a different sta-
tion where these words immediately greeted my ears,
" . . . the kid on your knee, he kinda sorta looks like
me. Remember me?"
By this time I had quite naturally reached the limit
of my endurance, turned my radio off, and spent the
rest of the evening trying to FORGET!!!
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Direct from the Orchid Room of the Air!
Directed by
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Story by Jerry Wald and Maurice Leo
Music and Lyrics by Dick Whiting and
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Meet two very remarkable kids,
Sandra and Ronnie Burns, with
consciences and minds of their
own and everything else to keep
their parents toeing the mark
ES," said Gracie Allen, "there's Ronnie,
aged two, and there's Sandra, aged three —
and then there's me — aged considerably by
the both of them!"
Gracie, black hair, bright eyes, dainty figure,
looked all of sweet sixteen in a pink quilted
dressing wrapper and scarf to match.
"Bringing your children up, then," I offered
politely but without conviction, "is getting you
down?"
"Oh, I'm not bringing my children up," cor-
rected Gracie, "they're bringing me up." She
smiled brightly. I pinched myself. This is the
den of George Burns' and Gracie Allen's home in
Beverly Hills. I am under the impression that
Gracie is nuts only a half hour a week. The rest
of the time, people tell me, she's reasonably sane.
George, who's there too, seems to think she is.
In fact he helps her tell
me the whole sad story.
"Of course they are.
Listen," said Gracie,
"Sandra Jean and Ronnie
Wouldn't you think
Sandra is a girl?
But she says she's
a good little boy.
B
■HMnna
John Burns are very unusual chil-
dren. We don't tell them the an-
swers. They tell us. The nurse will
bring them down in a minute and
you can see for yourself. For in-
stance, what would you say Sandra
Jean was, a girl or a boy?"
I said a girl of course.
"You are mistaken," said Gracie. "Sandra will tell
you she is a good boy. And if you ask Ronnie what he
is he will tell you he is a good girl. Or possibly he
may say, 'I yam a good woman'."
For instance (Grade's story continued), what is
cod liver oil? Medicine? Oh no. Cod liver oil is
Sandra's candy. That's what she says. And what
does the sun do when you're in it too long? No — it
bites you. Ronnie says it bites him, and so does the
wind. And what is having your tonsils out? An
operation? Don't be silly — it's a party, of course.
Sandra ought to know. She had hers out and — now
don't laugh — how do you know you're not crazy? I
thought I was smart the other day too.
Sandra (Gracie continued) has been having the
when
Why — it bites you, says Ron
nie, and so does the wind
"whys" a lot recently. Everything
you tell her to do she comes back
with a "why". No, I don't know why,
but I got pretty tired of it so after
one particularly provoking series of
"whys", I got a little bit angry and
thought I'd teach her a lesson. "Why,
why, why," I cried, "Always 'why'. Well, Sandra —
why are you wearing that dress — tell me that?" And
Sandra said very calmly, "Because if I don't I catch
cold!" So—
Now maybe you think kids don't worry about their
parents, too (said George) but they do. Yes sir, they
sure do. You know, sometimes when I'm reading or
thinking my mouth hangs open a little bit. Just a
little bit, of course, but the other night Sandra tip-
toed up. She almost scared me out of my wits. She
said "Daddy!" like that — "Daddy — close your mouth."
And I closed it.
Yes indeed, our children have a sense of responsi-
bility— I guess you'd call it a conscience. Now you
take Ronnie. Sometimes I could take that little rascal
and shake him to pieces, it seems, he's so bad. But
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when I talk to him he just agrees with everything I
say. "You are a naughty, naughty boy, Ronnie," I
say. He says, "jess." "You need a good spanking,
that's what you need." He says, "jess." He nods his
head so sadly. Then I say, "Ronnie, why do you do
these bad things?" And he says, "Because I do — be-
cause I do." Well — you can't beat that for an answer.
And speaking about consciences, it took little Sandra
to teach me not to tell fibs. Honest. I never felt so
bad in my life. She had to have her tonsils out. I
wanted her to think it was a lot of fun so I built it all
up as a swell time. The "hospistol" — that's the way
she pronounces it — I painted as a wonderful place and
taking tonsils out as something like ice cream and
cake. Mama and Daddy will have all sorts of beauti-
ful flowers around your bed, I told her. Well, I felt
like a heavy all the way down to the hospital, leading
the little kid to the knockout drops under false pre-
tenses. I felt so bad I wished I'd told her the truth.
And then do you know what happened? Well —
when it was all over — Sandra came to and looked
around the room and then up at the nurse,
"Well, Rose," she said, "no flowers." And
when I came to take her home, she didn't
want to go. "I haven't had my tonsils out
yet," she cried. She hadn't had a party
yet, you see, and she was still looking
for one. I felt like a heel.
Yes, you know Sandra is like
all women. When she's sick in
bed she wants a lot of atten-
tion. So Gracie and the
nurse put a lady's hat on
her head and a veil and
gloves and dressed
her all up so she
forgot all about
her sore throat.
That night George
Jessel was over. He
went up and saw San-
dra in bed. "My — " said
George, "you look beautiful,
Sandra." "Yes," she said,
feel beautiful too."
You know (said Gracie) we
took Sandra and Ronnie to New
York with us this last time and we
were very anxious to impress all
our friends and relatives with how
smart they were. So before we left
we drilled Sandra in a series of
questions and answers. We'd say,
"How old are you, little girl?" And
she'd answer, "Three years old."
Then, "Where do you live?" and
she'd answer, "Maple Drive, Bev-
erly Hills, California," and then,
"What kind of weather do you have
out there?" and she'd answer, "Very unusual" — only
she'd say "unushable."
Well, Ronnie had been around looking on most of
the time, but we hadn't counted on him. So the first
time we tried to show her off, the man asked Sandra
how old she was and she said "Three years old." Then
to our consternation, he turned to Ronnie. "And how
old are you, little man?" he asked. It was just ques-
tion number two to Ronnie, that's all. "Maple Drive,
Beverly Hills, California," he answered.
The other day we had some visitors and we put the
bee on Ronnie to sing "A Bicycle Built For Two" — he
calls it "Daisy" — you know, "Daisy, Daisy, give me
your answer true — " Well, Ronnie is sick of the song,
What can you do with a boy
who admits he's bad but just
doesn't know how to help it?
he's had to sing it so many times it's in his hair, and
darned if he was going to give out. So he grabbed
some bread on the table nearby and stuffed it in his
mouth. He couldn't sing with a mouthful of bread
and he was smart enough not to swallow so he could.
He just sat there with his cheeks puffed out — and no
"Daisy."
Yes (said Gracie) having your children bring you
up can be a little trying at times. Especially when
they decide to put you in your place. Like the other
night George came home and asked Sandra for a kiss.
"No," said Sandra. George looked crushed and it made
me mad. "Give Daddy a kiss, Sandra," I said. "No,"
repeated Sandra. "All right," I said, "then go in your
room and close the door." Well, of course, then she
cried, but every time I asked her if she was ready to
kiss Daddy she yelled "No!" It was very embarrassing
to George. Well, finally, after saying no about twenty
times, Sandra softened up and said she'd kiss George.
But then George was out of the mood; he wouldn't
kiss her.
But it worked that time. The next night when
George came home Sandra said, "Where's my
Daddy — I want to kiss him." You've got to
be a little independent with your children
every now and then or they'll run all
over you. You've got to stand up for
your rights.
Of course, there are one or two
things we manage to put over
on our kids. I don't mean to
infer that we actually tell
them what to do, but we
exert an influence. San-
dra and Ronnie are a
couple of little fishes,
you know, and they
practically live in
the pool. But they
both got the bad habit
of opening their
mouths every time they
jumped in and swallowing
a lot of water. It's got chlorine
or something in it to disinfect
it and it got so that every time
they'd had a swim they couldn't
eat any dinner.
George figured that if they had
something in their mouths that they
didn't want to drop out they'd keep
them closed. And if they kept their
mouths closed, they couldn't swal-
low any of the water. And if they
didn't swallow any water they could
eat their dinners. So every time
they went in the pool we gave them
each one of those candy fruit balls
— you know, a big ball of hard
candy. That was swell, but they sucked so many
fruit balls that they still couldn't eat any dinner!
But hush — I believe they're coming down the stairs.
Now remember what I told you. Ask Sandra what she
is and she'll tell you she's a good little boy. Ronnie
will say he's a good girl.
Sandra raced in, and Ronnie scurried after.
"Sandra," I said, "what are you?"
"I yama good little girl." '
"Ronnie," I said, "what are you?"
"I yama good boy."
I looked at George. He was grinning like a goat.
"When a two and three year kid," he said, "can break up
Gracie Allen's gags, they're mighty unusual children!"
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WE PRESENT
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The most daring ex-
pose ever broadcast —
Thomas E. Dewey's
own story of his war
against New York
City's racketeers
IT has been said that crime in
this country costs more than
the annual budget of the Fed-
eral government. If you add to
this the cost of human life and
the misery of the families of
those who have been drawn into
crime, the total price is stagger-
ing.
Thirty years ago we could
safely say there was no organized
crime. The average American
criminal was a free-lance. He
was a small-time burglar or
pickpocket and once in a long
time some robber or band of
robbers became famous. But
their organization was loose — the
leader was just the toughest man
in the gang and was usually just
a common street thug like the
rest.
But today crime has grown
into a national industry. The
petty criminal, the free-lance is
the least of our problems. Today
we have criminal syndicates with
interests in many cities. They
are rich and powerful and have
brains even more than brawn.
There are many in the organiza-
tion, from the private who does
the strong-arm work to the gen-
eral who sits in luxury, far re-
moved from the actual opera-
tions of his gangs.
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These new conditions
make it necessary that we
have a new understanding
of the criminal problem. In
attacking organized crime,
it is just as foolish to think
only about the man who
commits the act of violence
as it is to regard the left
end of a football team as
the whole team. Every
large criminal organization
which my office has prose-
cuted has been set up like
an industrial enterprise. The
list of defendants in the
cases have included depart-
ment heads in every branch
of crime and lawyers who
advised in every act.
LET us first understand in
plain language what a
racket is. This word has
been misused to describe
every kind of a business
fraud and everything which
is sharp. In truth, the real
meaning of the word
"racket" is the regular ex-
tortion of moneys from
business men, workers and
others, by means of bullets,
force, terror and fear.
Let us also understand
what we mean by a racket-
eer. Starting as a petty thief or thug,
the racketeer is the product of a cynical
society which usually, in the beginning,
punished him for a petty crime, instead
of giving him a real reformation. Then
he was thrown back among his old as-
sociates again to earn his living by his
wits. Having brains and ruthlessness,
he rose to power to prey upon the so-
ciety which failed in his reformation at
Political broadcasts during the heat of election cam-
paigns are usually forgotten the day after they make
headlines. But in the month of October, during the
pre-election speeches in America's greatest city, a
new radio voice spoke words that deserve to be re-
corded permanently.
It was the voice of a man who captured the confi-
dence of voters hardened to callousness and suspicion
toward public officials, a man who, new to criminal
prosecution, and only thirty-five years old, has, in the
past two years, broken the grip of organized crime in
New York.
Condensed to leave out the necessary references to
the local political picture, they stand as a monumental
indictment of crime and the civic indifference which
bred it.
Thomas Edmund Dewey meant to be a singer. Born
on March 24, 1902, to the publisher of an Owosso news-
paper, he entered the University of Michigan when
he was seventeen.
He studied law, but when he won a music scholar-
ship, he left Ann Arbor and came to New York, where
he studied voice and attended the Columbia Univer-
sity haw School.
He won no honors, but he did meet Frances Eileen
Hutt, whom he married in 192S, and who has borne
him two sons, and then settled down to a practice
of civil law.
It was his friendship with a famous trial lawyer,
George Z. Medalie, which changed abruptly the course
of his life. When Medalie became United States At-
torney from the New York district, he invited. Dewey
to be his chief assistant. Medalie retired in 1933 and
Dewey succeeded him. During his one month in full
charge of the office, he won his first notable prosecu-
tion case when he obtained the conviction of the no-
torius underworld figure, Waxey Gordon, and the
indictment of Dutch Schultz, another gangster leader.
He then retired to private practice and probably
would never have returned to public service, if the
policy racket hadn't created so much public indigna-
tion that Dewey was appointed as special prosecutor
by Governor Herbert H. Lehman of New York.
The broadcasts on these pages give you a fascinating
glimpse of what he faced and how he won his battle.
the beginning. Let us trace
the history of the two great-
est racketeers in this coun-
try, known everywhere as
Lepke and Gurrah.
Gurrah is a short, beetle-
browed bull-necked thug
who was once a petty thief.
Coarse, hoarse voiced and
violent, he was arrested f or
the first time in February
1915 for malicious mischief
and was discharged. He
was again arrested in April
of the same year and beat
the rap. In August 1915, he
was sent to the reformatory
as a burglar. After that he
served three additional
terms in jail, but like all
big shots, never since he
rose to power has he been
convicted of any crime.
Teamed with Lepke, he
gathered around him a band
of assorted gangsters. He
lived a life of luxury. He
became a familiar figure in
night clubs, at hockey
games and at the race track.
His clothes were costly and
his habits expensive.
Lepke is the brains of the
team. He also started to
build up a police record in
1915, when he was arrested
for burglary and assault. Thereafter
he served three terms in prison but
none since he rose to power.
Lepke is slimmer, acts like a respect-
able business man, and until he became
a fugitive, lived in a luxurious apart-
ment overlooking Central Park.
The sinister parallel between the
careers of the two partners, Lepke and
Gurrah, began to develop about twenty
Dutch Schultz,
"Policy King."
J. Richard Davis,
"Kid Mouthpiece."
"Tootsie" Herbert,
"Poultry Emperor."
years ago when they teamed up as
free-lance sluggers who sold their ser-
vices in industrial disputes to the
highest bidder. They began to emerge
from obscurity as ranking members
of the "Little Augie" mob in the late
nineteen-twenties. Then "Little Au-
gie" was left to die under a rain of
bullets on a New York street and
Lepke and Gurrah, with their partner
Curley, had a clear field. Next Curley
disappeared and lies, it
is said, in concrete at the
bottom of the East River.
Lepke and Gurrah are
no longer police char-
acters. Oh, no, they
wouldn't think of carry-
ing a gun or getting into
any trouble. They grad-
uated from all that
years ago. They wouldn't even think
of arguing with anybody. Of course,
if someone caused them trouble, they
might drop a hint to one of their sub-
ordinates that they didn't like that
person, but they wouldn't think of
being direct participants in his mur-
der. That would be the private ven-
ture of some one of the boys on the
payroll who would never squeal, even
if caught.
As their power grew, they decided
back in 1931, to take over the flour
trucking and baking industries.
Lepke himself began it by sending
for a business man to tell him that he
was going to be his partner. The busi-
ness man refused. Agents of Lepke
visited the business man and made
threats, and again that business man
refused, and courageously made a
complaint against Lepke and his
henchmen, charging them with at-
tempted extortion. Lepke disappeared
conveniently for a while but two
"Gurrah" Shapiro,
Trucking Racket.
"Lepke" Buckhouse,
Baking Racket.
others stood trial, and on their record of
that case, there appears in the sworn testi-
mony the statement made by Lepke him-
self. "It means to us a lot of money, maybe
millions of dollars. In the flour industry,
we have got the jobbers and the truckmen
and the next will be the bakers and we
are going to make it a big thing."
Lepke finally came back and operations
went ahead. The gorillas invaded a labor
union in the flour trucking field and gave
orders. From then on, they said strikes
were to be called when they ga,Ve the
orders.
But after a year or so there was trouble.
The president of the union, William Snyder,
wasn't taking orders as he should. And
so, one night in September 1934 there was
a conference of the racket Flour Truck-
men's Association. There were fourteen
men seated around a table in a room in a
restaurant on Avenue A. Someone walked
in and murdered William Snyder in cold
blood. The police arrested a man, named
Morris Goldis. Goldis was dismissed in the
Magistrate's court, and the racket marched
forward. The members of that union never
had a chance, and no employer had a chance.
Another industry was subdued. The price
of flour trucking went up. Employers were
forced to pay (Continued on page 75)
By ADELE
W H I T E L Y
FLETCHER
Seldom does a writer gain
the insight deep enough to
paint in so few words and
such intimate essentials,
the personality of a star
SOME people are special, there's no
doubt about that. It's as if they were
born with joy of living, humor, gener-
osity of spirit, understanding, and all the
other things it takes to make anyone spe-
cial fully developed, as if they were in im-
mediate possession of a greater share of
these things than most people know after
groping for them all their lives.
Deanna Durbin is such a person, appar-
ently always was, undoubtedly always will
be. And this isn't only attributable to the
freak structure of her throat which, mak-
ing the tone and range of her voice pos-
sible, has lifted her family out of the large
ranks of middle class gentility where life
takes a lot of managing if not actual strug-
gle and skyrocketed her to double fame.
It's other things too that make Deanna spe-
cial. She shines. I can think of no better way to
describe her. Her eyes shine, her hair shines, her
voice shines, her laughter shines, her brain shines. In
substantiation of that last item I offer her I. Q.
rating from the Board of Education.
And now at fifteen Deanna is aware of the world in
which she finds herself as a wonderful place. Not be-
cause people all over the land plan their engagements
so they can be beside their radios the night she's on
the air. Not because mighty bankers are willing to
advance tremendous loans to her company if her con-
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tract is given as collateral. It's other things. Which
is entirely as it should be when you're fifteen, what-
ever else you are or are not. For instance . . .
There's "Evangeline" which Deanna is beginning to
study with her teacher, Mrs. West. She adores it
because it is sad. She has read "Gone With the Wind"
twice for the same reason.
There's the wig and wig-stand she bought with her
spending money on which she is able to effect the most
unbelievable coiffures.
There's the hairdressing (Continued on page 73)
These pictures taken
especially for this
story show her spirit
as we 1 1 as her beauty.
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COMING EVENTS IN THE LIVES OF
RADIO CELEBRITIES CAST THEIR-
By MYRA KINGSLEY
Noted astrologer who broadcasts daily on the Mutual network
A woman who guides the lives of many great people casts
amazing horoscopes for 1938 of nine famous entertainers
IF you were suddenly able to rub some ethereal
Aladdin's lamp and foretell the fate of your favor-
ite radio star, what an amazing story you would
have to tell. But in these turbulent times no one is
blessed with magic. Only the heavens may guide us.
What the next 365 days hold in store for Martha
Raye, Jack Benny, Rudy Vallee, Kate Smith, Lanny
Ross, W. C. Fields, Fred Allen, Phil Baker, and Alice
Faye, you and I cannot prophesy. But the stars can.
And radio itself? What new developments will be
revealed to a waiting public? Television — where or
when? The network tycoons haven't the answer in a
mile of blueprints or hours of secret sessions with tire-
less inventors. But the stars have.
Will Martha Raye suddenly slide down from the
pinnacle of fame as if on a streamlined chute-the-
chute? Is Jack Benny headed for another big financial
year? Why will Rudy Vallee have to wait another
year before he finds his dream eirl? Will the newly -
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married Alice Faye and Tony Martin find their happi-
ness abruptly threatened?
You'll find the answer in the confines of Virgo, Leo,
Capricorn, Taurus, Aquarius and Gemini, the six signs
of the Zodiac that rule our nine favorites.
In the last twelve years I have read the horoscopes
of over five thousand people. Some of my clients are
as rich as old Croesus. Others are on the brink of dis-
aster. They come to me, these bankers, brokers, de-
butantes and dilettantes, as a last resort. They hope-
fully expect miracles wrought. Dignified executives
and haughty prima donnas ask which way to turn.
Astrology works no miracles. It cannot prevent the
inevitable. But it does serve as a sort of a heavenly
traffic cop, flashing immense green and red signals.
Many a tragedy could be avoided on the highways
if only the drivers obeyed the "DANGER— CURVES
AHEAD" markers that dot the roads. Horoscopes are
like those markers. Many a (Continued on page 54)
BRING 'EM
Frank Buck gave us our cue when we
sent our cameramen out to stalk the
radio lions of the month with flash
light and lens. This and the next two
pages show how well they succeeded
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KALI
An Arkansas trav-
eler turns pioneer
in Paramount's
"Wells- Fargo"
— Bob Burns.
No wonder W. C. Fields Has been
neglecting his radio duties of
late. Who wouldn't, if he could
make love to Shirley Ross in-
stead? It's all an example of
what you'll laugh at when you
see "The Big Broadcast of 1938."
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20th Century-Fox
Practically our nomination for
the man of the hour, Don Ameche
found radio fame seven years be-
fore Hollywood woke up. Though
he's a film panic now, he still
sticks to his first love with
the Chase and Sanborn programs.
If we hadn't already tossed our
hat in the ring for Don Ameche,
we'd certainly have done it for
Man of the Hour number two, Ty-
rone Power. Double your pleasure
of seeing him in movies by tun-
ing him in Sunday nights on NBC.
The cameraman's favorite assign-
ment turned out to be his best
job, too. Virginia Verrill on
the lawn of her Hollywood home
lets the California sun relax
her after her Saturday program
with Jack Haley, for Log Cabin.
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Straight from the man who took
it on the chin, here's the low-
down on one Yallee uppercut that
turned a heckler into a friend
The author, who used to
be a Broadway gossip col-
umnist, now writes scena-
rios for Warner Bros.,
including Rudy's new one,
"Solddiggers in Paris."
By
JERRY WALD
I AM the guy who came out in print and called Rudy
Vallee a microphoney, and other names even less
complimentary. Today I may blush to admit it, but
I am the guy, nevertheless.
Rudy Vallee is the guy who got his revenge for all
the things I'd said about him by landing a haymaker
on me that stretched me out cold and left me with a
black eye. He is also the chap — and again I'm blush-
ing— who is responsible for the fact that I'm alive to-
day to write this. Best enemy or not, it was Rudy,
and none other, who saved me from drowning! He had
to lay me out a second time to do it, but I'm not com-
plaining.
Between the day I took my first published crack at
Rudy and now, Rudy has grown up, and I hope I have
too. If we hadn't, though, of course I couldn't be writ-
ing this — the whole truth and nothing but the truth
about a quarrel that kept Broadway giggling and buzz-
ing for some five years.
??
It all started when, fresh out of Columbia Uni-
versity, I took to writing a gossip column called "The
Walds Have Ears" for the New York Graphic. Now,
the Walds aren't hill billies but they've always loved
good feud. Even to the extent of leading with the
chin, when necessary, to get it.
Rudy and his eight-piece orchestra were broadcast-
ing over WMCA in New York, getting $125 per pro-
gram and plenty of abuse. For Rudy was serious.
Rudy was earnest. He claimed that he, not Will Os-
borne, had invented his particular type of musical
entertainment. I guess it was just because Rudy was
such fun to heckle that all the columnists — including
young Mr. Wald — took Osborne's side in the contro-
versy. Rudy wasn't mature enough to know that if he
ignored the heckling, it would stop.
I forget now who invented the various titles we hung
on Rudy like "saxophoney," "microphoney" and simi-
larly unflattering names, but sooner or later, we all
-
used them. And we were building up to an awful let-
down.
Every time I took a crack at Rudy I was deluged
with letters of protest from his fans. But the pub-
lishers of the Graphic didn't know the contents of
those letters. They thought it great stuff that I could
build a following of two thousand and more fan let-
ters that poured in to me every week.
When Rudy and his Connecticut Yankees played
Boston, and Rudy serenaded the audience with "Oh,
give me something to remember you by," a Harvard
student took him at his word and threw a grapefruit
at him.
That was meat for me. In my column I immediately
announced the inauguration of a fund dedicated to the
avowed purpose of teaching Harvard students to throw
better.
"Word that Rudy was taking boxing lessons and that
he would knock me into a couple of pied columns
reached me. I grinned and (Continued on page H8)
"A microphoney" was what Jerry Wald
called Rudy ten years ago — but some-
thing happened that made him not only
eat those words but like it too.
By JACK SHER
If Hollywood hod this story
it would be sure to make a
movie of it, for it's only
in O. Henry fiction that a
house is cast as the hero
Tune in Jack Oakie's College
Tuesday nights at 9:30 over NBC.
THERE is a graying house settling back on its beams
near the edge of Long Island, a Dizzy Dean's throw
from Manhattan, with a perfectly innocent front
and a past that soon must be told or left forever to the
ghosts who gently stalk about the parlor on Saturday
nights.
It is the rambling, kindly house whose sympathetic
and often leaking roof sheltered two Manhattan hope-
fuls in the year 1930 — the year the depression was
first declared over by official proclamation of the presi-
dent with the aid of a Wall Street that shivered on rock
bottom. Two young hopefuls, one with short black
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hair and an ability to hoof it, the other with a graceful,
hundred and twenty pound figure, who hoped to be
the successor to Charles Ray.
It was the house of Mrs. Lela Rogers, whose front
bedroom should have brought the best rent of all, and
brought nothing, because it held the dainty but non-
paying form of Mr. Jack Oakie.
Not that Lela Rogers minded. She never minded
when Ginger brought home a hungry stray she'd found
out in the cold. Usually it was an alley cat, pathetic
and mewing. Once it was Jack Oakie — Jack Oakie,
who weighed a hundred and twenty-two pounds, and
The first break this pretty bru-
nette with the 1930 bob and this
1 22-pound boy ever had was meet-
ing each other. The second was
being featured in "The Sap From
Syracuse." If you want to know
what a house has to do with all
this, start reading this story.
would be a second Charlie Ray, his friends said, as
soon as he put on some weight.
THAT house, you see, fed Jack Oakie warm, hearten-
ing meals when he needed them to give his belt
something to tighten against, and it guided Ginger
Rogers from vaudeville and a three a day act to the
silver screen.
Which explains, quite simply, why Ginger Rogers,
her hair now golden, ties the critics up in knots with
every succeeding screening of "Stage Door," and why
Jack Oakie, though he shatters the scales at two-
twenty, draws three thousand from his radio sponsor.
There was, fortunately for the appetites of the
Rogers' household, no thought of movies in Lela's
head the most beautiful 1930 spring afternoon Long
Island had ever bared a head to. Birds were doing
their stuff on every branch of every tree. It was, in
short, a scene calculated to bring a whistle to a young
man's lips.
Jack, as he raced up the walk, took the porch steps
in one leap, and thundered into the parlor, would have
whistled even if it had been raining.
"Ginny!" he shouted, "Where are you?"
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THERE is a graying house settling back on its beams
near the edge of Long Island, a Dizzy Dean's throw
from Manhattan, with a perfectly innocent front
and a past that soon must be told or left forever to the
ghosts who gently stalk about the parlor on Saturday
nights.
It is the rambling, kindly house whose sympathetic
and often leaking roof sheltered two Manhattan hope-
fuls in the year 1930— the year the depression was
first declared over by official proclamation of the presi
dent with the aid of a Wall Street that shivered on rock
bottom. Two young hopefuls, one with short black
24
hair and an ability to hoof it, the other with a graceful,
hundred and twenty pound figure, who hoped to be
the successor to Charles Ray.
It was the house of Mrs. Lela Rogers, whose front
bedroom should have brought the best rent of all, and
brought nothing, because it held the dainty but non-
paying form of Mr. Jack Oakie.
Not that Lela Rogers minded. She never minded
when Ginger brought home a hungry stray she'd found
out in the cold. Usually it was an alley cat, pathetic
and mewing. Once it was Jack Oakie— Jack Oakie.
who weighed a hundred and twenty-two pounds, ana
would be a second Charlie Ray, his friends said, as
soon as he put on some weight.
THAT house, you see, fed Jack Oakie warm, hearten-
I mg meals when he needed them to give his belt
something to tighten against, and it guided Ginger
Rogers from vaudeville and a three a day act to the
silver screen.
Which explains, quite simply, why Ginger Rogers,
™* hair now golden, ties the critics up in knots with
every succeeding screening of "Stage Door," and why
JacK Oakie, though he shatters the scales at two-
twenty, draws three thousand from his radio sponsor.
There was, fortunately for the appetites of the
Rogers' household, no thought of movies in Lela's
head the most beautiful 1930 spring afternoon Long
Island had ever bared a head to. Birds were doing
their stuff on every branch of every tree. It was, in
short, a scene calculated to bring a whistle to a young
man's lips.
Jack, as he raced up the walk, took the porch steps
in one leap, and thundered into the parlor, would have
whistled even if it had been raining.
"Ginny!" he shouted, "Where are you?"
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Ginger Rogers' voice, high and clear above the
sound of running water, reached him.
"Taking a bath. Why?"
Jack thundered up the stairs, down the hall to the
bathroom door, and pounded on the thin panel.
"Ginny, we gotta break, it's come. This is our day
— get out of that tub and come out here!"
In the kitchen, Lela peeked anxiously at the cake
in the oven and prayed that Jack would quiet down.
Instead the din grew worse, so she hurried out into
the hall and up to Jack.
"If you want to talk to Ginger," she reprimanded,
"wait until she gets through with her bath. You're
ruining my cake."
Jack smothered the rest of her protest with one hand
and whirled her into a highland fling with the other.
"We're in, we're in," he yelled. "Ginger and I have
a job!"
Mrs. Lela Rogers stared at him in amazement, as
Ginger dashed from the bathroom in a heavy robe,
yelling at Jack as she went by, "I'll be with you in a
second. Just as soon as I get dressed."
"Now," Lela said, trying to be calm, "what on earth
is this all about?"
Young Oakie looked at his fingernails with a
polished air. In his best big-executive manner he
strode up and down the hall.
"Remember what I told you about our little Ginger
being the best dramatic actress in show business? And
remember what I told you about how the long hours
we spent coaching each other in the fine art of dra-
matics would not be spent in vain? And," said Jack,
tossing eloquence and dignity to the winds and becom-
ing a young man bubbling over with joy, "remember
how I told you I was some day gonna knock the ears
off a all the leading men in town? And that Ginger
was gonna make all the leading ladies wish they'd de-
cided to be scrubwomen in the first place? Well —
Ginger and I start work in "The Sap From Syracuse'
for Paramount tomorrow — the leads!"
"Jack!" Lela screamed in
delight — just as Ginger dashed
out of her room trying to
comb her short, black hair,
pull up a stocking, and get into
her coat, all at once.
"Come on," she shouted at
Jack, "let's get going!"
Jack blew a kiss at Lela.
"See ya at dinner," he said,
"we're on our way to be fa-
mous
LE
ELA sank down on the old
horsehair sofa at the head
of the stairs, listening to
quiet settle over the old house
after the clatter of youthful
feet and the slam of the front
door — and if, sitting there, she
uttered a little prayer for her
two youngsters, there was no
one to hear her.
Because they were, both of
them, her youngsters. What
matter that she'd known Jack
only a month? He was exactly
the sort of "son" she liked.
Ginger had brought him home
from a press party at the Ritz
— a slim young man with a
round freckled face and bright
blue eyes and a grin that
picked you up and swept you
into a country where every-
body was everybody else's
friend.
"This is a new friend of
mine, Mom," Ginger said. "I
met him at a party they gave
over at the Ritz for some Ger-
man star named Marlene Die-
trich that's just come over on
a Paramount contract. I guess
he's going to live here some."
Anybody but Lela Rogers
would have winced at the
word (Continued on page 71)
By the time "Sitting Pretty"
was made, Ginger had become
a ravishing blonde, and Jack
was a star — not star boarder.
6y ' F/cyd 'fiMfatti
If you found a king's ransom
would you do what the pen-
niless cow-puncher did in this
fantastic true adventure?
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TEMPTATION
HELLO EVERYBODY:
Oscar Strobel sank deeply into an over-stuffed
chair and inhaled with proper appreciation a
tolerable snifter of bonded bourbon. It was smooth.
It was stimulating. And it had bouquet that was
oo-la-la. Just the right kind of medicine for a booted
and somewhat bewildered Texan who had come across
the continent on a speculation. And it was the friend-
liest thing he had met up with since he pulled out of
the southwest and headed for New York.
So he had another.
You see, this was in 1929 — during prohibition. And
Oscar couldn't afford bonded bourbon. Not at twelve
smackers the quart. So, when Oscar opened the bag
that didn't belong to him and stared at that long
bottle with the narrow green stamp glued securely
over the cork, he said, "Welcome stranger," and went
to work on it.
Before I go any farther into this peculiar adventure
it was my pleasure to (Continued on page 51)
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•an Louella Parsons continue to
suppiy guest stars like the ones
af right — Donald Crisp, Anita
Louise — Bette Davis and Ian Hun-
ter— to her Hollywood Hotel pro-
gram, now that M-G-fvi and the
Warner Bros, are in the radio
pusiness too? Jimmie's wondering.
Z CH
Above — Are Jerry Cooper and
Joan Mitchell married? If they're
not it will take more than vigorous
denials to convince their friends.
Right — Andrea Leeds' guest star
appearance on the Chase end
Sanborn show was more than part
of the day's work for Edgar Bergen.
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BEHIND THE
HOLLYWOOD
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JIMMIE FIDLER
with NBC's most popular reporter
Frances Langford, below, gets
this month's open letter from
Jimmie — and on a subject that's
close to every woman's heart.
Frances is just back in Holly-
wood from New York, where she
had them standing in line for
seats in the Paramount Theater.
'HE Palomar, a local dance spot, not long ago is-
sued statements to the effect that Bhig Crosby
would appear. You see, Bing's baby brother, Bob,
leads the orchestra at the Palomar. Bing wasn't told
of the "appearance" until after the publicity was re-
leased and then he found himself on the horns of the
well-known dilemma. If he refused, folks would say
he was snubbing the brother; if he agreed, it meant
changing a lot of already-made plans. Bing decided
to appear, however. Nonetheless, it seems a shame
to put a lad on the spot like that. He wasn't given a
fair chance to defend himself in the clinches.
V*.
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Things Radio Has Taught Me: Not to blame most
radio announcers for screaming the commercials at
the top of their lungs. The sponsor generally, the
announcer rarely, is at fault.
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Life's little ironies: Jeanette MacDonald suffered a
rare attack of indigestion the other day, from eating
a sandwich at a local spot. Said sandwich was named
after the singing star.
Big romance stuff: Judy Garland and Mickey
Roonev — thev're both sixteen.
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Not a broadcast shot (left) but
an audition shot, this shows how
Dick Powell and John Barrymore
rested between recordings of the
audition of the Warner Brothers
program that impressed the Lucky
Strike people so much they de-
cided they'd put it on the air.
Jack Haley just laid $$$ on the line for a Beverly
Hills bank. Really. Jack's investment is an empty
bank building, to be sure, but he says it's grand know-
ing you own a bank — even if it is empty.
Big doings after the first M-G-M-Maxwell House
show at Hollywood's El Capitan Theatre. The stage
was designed and built by studio artisans, and dancing
girls in costume, tinsel and glitter of all kinds, gave
the studio audience the thrill of their lives. Half Hol-
lywood's police force was on hand to keep the stars
from being mobbed and the lights made it look like
an A-l Premiere. Sardi's catered in the lobby after
the broadcast with coffee and cakes — (and haha, it
wasn't Maxwell House coffee, either); then the cast
went to the Vendome for drinks, hors d'oeuvres and a
mess of back-slapping and congratulations. A big time,
believe me, and a milestone in radio's rapid rise in this
city of makebelieve.
seen" radio singer. But today you're a movie actress.
People know you when they see you in public. And I
think it is important that you look your best always.
I think you'll get further faster if you turn your
clothes problem over to a competent guide, just as
you've done with your business affairs. . . . And
Frances, you'll never lose friends by doing what you
did in front of the Brown Derby the other night. When
the autograph hounds wanted to mob you, your escort
told 'em to scram but you smiled and said you'd be
glad to sign their books. They loved you for it. So
do I.
Yours, J. M. F.
Grace Moore is still miffed at Hollywood because,
she says, it's a place where a star is called tempera-
mental if she insists on singing the kind of songs that
have made her famous, and balks at being told how
to do her own job. Do you blame her?
OPEN LETTER
TO FRANCES LANGFORD
Dear Frances: For a long time you've thrilled me
with your lovely voice and because I've been an ardent
fan of yours, maybe you won't mind my turning Dutch
Uncle for a few minutes. You have excellent aid to a
great success in your manager Ken Dolan, who guards
your business affairs carefully and wisely. But some-
body, with a definite sense of correct style, should ad-
vise you in your choice of wardrobe. One day I see
you in frills and furbelows; another time in sleek
satins and silks. Somehow you manage to wear
clothes that fail to complement your dark, easy-to-
look-at charm. Now, how you looked in everyday life
made no difference when you were merely an "un-
If Jerry Cooper's waiting to be a picture success be-
fore he announces his marriage, he'd better hurry up,
or the public will announce it for him. The Hollywood
Hotel singing master of ceremonies made it a point
to be seen about town with glamour gals when he first
arrived in the film capital, but took care that none of
their names were linked too often with his. Second
month on the show, he sent for his New York girl,
Joan Mitchell, and saw that she got a job at M-G-M.
Sister of a fairly prominent film star hounded Jerry so
much at rehearsals and around town, he finally told
her to lay off because he was married. Next day, he
denied it to everybody else. Hollywood movie makers
don't like their romantic leads married, and Jerry still
has picture aspirations.
Even Shirley Temple is a Feg Murray fan. Jim-
mie tells one reason why she's not on the air.
Latest radio-ite to join the typewrit-
ing ranks is Meredith Willson, batoneer
on the new M-G-M show. He has an
autobiog out titled "What Every Young
Musician Should Know." It deals with
Meredith's early struggles and is replete
with anecdotes. I think you'll enjoy
reading it.
The Chase and Sanborn show costs
about $75,000 a week, of which $40,000
to $45,000 is spent for talent. . . . Berg-
en and the Stroud twins write their own
stuff but Dick Mack and Shirley Ward
give it a careful once-over before it's
aired. . . .
Her name is Katherine Kane but they
call her Sugar. And she's very sweet
on Georgie Stoll, the Jack Oakie music-
maker, who discovered her. She's only
seventeen and was getting no place
rapidly at Republic Pictures Studios
when Georgie heard her on the set and
signed her for the air show. The gal is
cute as a bug's ear. She wears her hair
in "siren" coiffures, affects black when-
ever possible and does everything she
can to act sophisticated. But what can
you expect from seventeen?
(Continued on page 86)
LAMOUR
STAR WHO
Unless you read this story
you may not agree with our
artist's conception of Bet-
ty Lou — but in this one case,
it's every man for himself
32
NO less than three artists
are under commission
right now to produce a
sketch of Betty Lou Barrie
that will satisfy all the young
lady's friends and admirers.
So far, they haven't succeeded.
Is she blonde or brunette,
tiny and delicate or rosy and
chubby, blue-eyed or brown?
Is she six, seven or eight years
old? Nobody, including her
creator and spokesman, knows
for sure. In fact, nobody
even knows what she isn't, let
alone what she is.
There are manufacturers
who would like to make Betty
Lou dolls, newspaper syndi-
cates who would like to run
Betty Lou comic strips, and
moving picture companies who
would like to put Betty Lou
and Tommy Riggs on a million
screens. Tommy would be
pleased to oblige them, but —
what does Betty Lou look
like?
You'd expect Tommy to
know. After all, Betty Lou is
his other self, just as Charlie
McCarthy is Edgar Bergen's.
But Charlie McCarthy started
life as a wooden dummy, and
became a person afterwards.
Betty Lou started as just a
little-girl's voice, which
Tommy has been able to turn
on and off at will ever since
he was about as old as Betty
Lou probably is. Although
she has acquired a definite
personality now, she's still only
a voice. Sometimes Tommy
claims he carries her in his
vest pocket. If he does, he's
never taken her out of there.
About all Tommy can say
with any degree of certainty
is that Betty Lou is "well,
about seven and a half years
old." Press him for further de-
tails and you'll find that per-
sonally he leans toward blonde
They don't know i
By DAN WHEELER
DOESN'T EXIST
curly hair for her. But, he admits
hurriedly, he may be wrong.
On the other hand, if he's vague about
Betty Lou's physical appearance, he
knows to a dot all her mental and emo-
tional characteristics. Several profes-
sional script writers help him prepare
his weekly act for the Vallee Hour, but
they don't get far without Tommy. He's
apt to look over their suggested gags
and yelp in horror: "Betty Lou'd never
say that!. And Betty Lou'd never use
that word! She doesn't think that way!"
And end up by writing most of the
script himself.
For instance, when he accompanied
Rudy Vallee to Hollywood this fall, he
could see difficulties ahead for Betty
Lou. Charlie McCarthy was in Holly-
wood too, and he and Betty Lou had
never met, though Charlie is an alum-
nus of Betty Lou's own program. The
logical thing to do was to introduce
them on the air — but this wasn't as
simple as it sounded.
CHARLIE MCCARTHY, besides being
a wooden dummy, is an imp. He's a
personification of the old adage about
"Snips and snails and puppy-dogs
tails, that's what little boys are made
of." Only Charlie isn't entirely a little
boy. There's a great deal of the man-
about-town in Charlie — and not too re-
spectable a man-about-town at that.
He has looked upon the world with
cynical eyes, and found it a place of
sham and pretence, in which you take
your fun where you find it.
Contrariwise, Betty Lou may be a
phantom, a figment of Tommy's imagination, but she's
a real little girl just the same. She still must learn all
the things Charlie knows, and you hope she never
will. You've loved her in your own little girl, or in
the little girls you've known.
Radio columnists seemed to take it for granted
that when Betty Lou and Charlie met, they would
fall in love. Why not? Charlie falls in love with
every good-looking girl he sees. But the notion
shocked Tommy beyond words. He was convinced
that any hint of romance between his little girl and
Edgar Bergen's little boy would be not only very un-
funny, but more than a little unpleasant. Think it
over, and you'll probably agree that he was right.
far*
It's this husky, handsome baritone's voice you hear
when you think you're listening to Betty Lou Barrie.
Introducing Tommy Riggs, new star of the Vallee Hour.
The eventual solution of this knotty problem
showed up on Rudy Vallee's anniversary program,
when Charlie and Betty Lou met for the first time.
Simple enough, it was also extremely funny. If you
heard it, you'll remember that Charlie couldn't see
Betty Lou at all. Like the studio audience, he heard
her voice but she wasn't there. And for the first
time in his career he had a chance to use some of the
same technique W. C. Fields used to use on him.
That was one hurdle Tommy took successfully. He's
still worrying about others. Practically every picture
company in Hollywood has come to him, contract in
hand, fountain pen all filled. He hasn't signed any
of the contracts, because (Continued on page 66)
she's fat or thin, blonde or brunette — or even what she isn't!
33
By CHARLES LAUCK
AND NORRIS GOFF
Concluding the broadcast ad-
ventures of Pine Ridge's first
citizens, in which Lum goes to
another wedding, this time his
own, but doesn't remain long
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The editors are happy to present
the conclusion of this Lum and
Abner story by the two authors
who really are Lum and Abner
themselves. For further adven-
tures of these Pine Ridge worthies,
tune in your local NBC station
daily at 7:15 eastern standard time,
for this top entertainment spon-
sored by Horlicks.
A GHOST can do a lot of
things — rattle chains where
L there aren't any chains to
rattle, ooze through keyholes,
moan sadly at midnight, and fly
34
The bride was bearing down on him like a transcontinental bus — so Lum fainted!
through the air with the greatest of ease — but it can't
restore a man's memory to him once he has lost it.
Grandpappy Sears and Abner Peabody were willing
to take oath in a court of law on that point, after
seeing what a ghost did — or rather didn't do — to
Lum Edwards.
Despairing of restoring Lum's wandering memory
to its rightful owner by any other means, they'd tried
dressing Grandpappy up in a white sheet and scaring
Lum into a faint. The best medical authorities to the
contrary, a severe shock doesn't bring back a wander-
ing memory. Anyway, it didn't with Lum. When he
came to, he was more addle-pated than ever. Ghosts
had managed to get themselves mixed up in his brain
with the gold he was convinced he'd buried some-
where, and the result, when it came out of Lum's
mouth in the form of conversation, was something
awful.
Abner, sitting with Grandpappy in Pine Ridge's
forum, the Jot 'Em Down Store, a couple of days after
the ghost experiment, was downhearted about the
whole affair.
"If only Evalener hadn't married Spud," he com-
plained, "all this'd never a' happened in the first place.
Dad-blame Evalener anyway! Seems like she might a'
known Lum couldn't stand seein' his best girl marry
another feller. . . . Never thought, though," Abner
added in all fairness, "it'd make him lose his memory
and go traipsin' around the country huntin' fer gold
and promisin' to marry that (Continued on page 82)
35
By CHARLES LAUCK
AND N OR R IS GOFF
Concluding the broadcast ad-
ventures of Pine Ridge's first
citizens, in which Lum goes to
another wedding, this time his
own, but doesn't remain long
ILLUSTRATED BY CHARLES DYE
AND
IN AN ABANDONED
Q U A-N D A R Y
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The editors are happy to present
the conclusion of this Lum ana
Abner story by the two authors
who really are Lum and Abner
themselves. For further adven-
tures of these Pine Ridge ^orth^'
tune in your local NBC statu*
daily at 7:15 eastern standard t\m,
for this top entertainment sjw
sored by Horlicks.
A GHOST can do a lot .of
things— rattle chains wfien*
' there aren't any chfin,SpS
rattle, ooze through keybo ,e '
moan sadly at midnight, ana
The bride was bearing down on him like a transcontinental bus-*o Lum fainted!
through the air with the greatest of ease— but it can't
restore a man's memory to him once he has lost it.
Grandpappy Sears and Abner Peabody were willing
to take oath in a court of law on that point, after
seeing what a ghost did— or rather didn't do— to
Lum Edwards.
Despairing of restoring Lum's wandering memory
to its rightful owner by any other means, they'd tried
dressing Grandpappy up in a white sheet and scaring
Lum into a faint. The best medical authorities to the
contrary, a severe shock doesn't bring back a wander-
»ng memory. Anyway, it didn't with Lum. When he
«me to, he was more addle-pated than even Ghosts
had managed to get themselves mixed up in his brain
w'th the gold he was convinced he'd buried some-
where, and the result, when it came out of Lum's
mouth in the form of conversation, was something
awful.
Abner, sitting with Grandpappy in Pine Ridges
forum, the Jot 'Em Down Store, a couple of days after
the ghost experiment, was downhearted about the
whole affair.
"If only Evalener hadn't married Spud, he com-
plained, "all this'd never a' happened in the first place.
Dad-blame Evalener anyway! Seems like she might a'
known Lum couldn't stand seein' his best girl marry
another feller. . . . Never thought, though," Abner
added in all fairness, "it'd make him lose his memory
and go traipsin' around the country huntin' fer gold
and promisin' to marry that (Continued on page 82)
35
i ne camera s amaz-
ingly informal rec-
ord of a star's
broadcast routine.
The third chapter of a great
star's recollections — heart-
break, then Hollywood's call
Part 3 — For Story Thus Far See Page 84
MAKE WAY
/T her door that early morning, with the music
k and sound of the Beaux Arts Ball still crashing
* in her ears, Jeanette MacDonald said goodnight
to Thorn with the knowledge that now, at last, she
was really in love.
Through all the years — when she had been in
school, when she had come to New York in black
cotton stockings and a panty-waist, when she had
fought her slow way upward from the chorus line to
36
featured spots in musical comedies — she had met no
man who said anything special to her heart. But
Thorn was tall and he had the clean-cut lounging
manner of an assured young college man and his voice
was good and his hands were long and lean and his
eyes remarked a strong intelligence.
Jeanette was breathlessly happy. Her contracts
called for $250 and $300 a week; the press was almost
always complimentary; and now in addition she had
Jeanette holds a
note while wait-
ing for Conductor
Pasternaclc's cue.
Between songs she
relaxes by trying
once more to mas-
ter the bagpipes.
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By
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R U T L E D G E
discovered a personal excitement that made living a
full and rounded experience.
New York, as a city, had never been more brilliant.
The Bourbons were in full control; prosperity and
romance filled the air. Everyone was almost hys-
terically gay. . . . Into dimly-lit and melodic supper
rooms, onto bus tops for rides through the twilight,
Thorn took Jeanette for her amusement.
He was an undergraduate at N. Y. U. but not quite
typically a product of the jazz age. On his father's al-
lowance he had bought a bright roadster but no raccoon
coat; his clothes were tailored at Brooks but without
bell-bottoms; when he took Jeanette to football games
on crisp autumn Saturdays, everyone in the crowd
carried a hip-flask full of gin and Thorn had a flask, too
— but it was a thermos and it contained hot coffee.
They would be married as soon as he was graduated
and could get himself set as an architect, he told her.
37
So they waited for that, when so often they
were tempted to keep right on driving
through the night until they found a state
where license and marriage laws were
kinder than New York's stringent regula-
tions.
Then, when June had come and he had
finished college, his father insisted that]
Thorn join the family business — at least
for a while. "As soon as I can clear through,
and be on my own — " Thorn explained to
Jeanette. "This is no salary to get married
on. Besides, you're making three times
as much as I am. I couldn't have that."
So they waited again. Meanwhile Jean-
ette had a magnificent offer to make a tour
and accepted. They walked in Central
Park, one night, to talk it over.
"There's no reason why I shouldn't, is
there?" she asked him. "I can't afford to
let my career go smash. . . . And perhaps
by the time I get back you'll be ready."
She waited, looking straight ahead. He
said nothing.
Presently she added: "There needn't be
any change in our love for each other. I
don't need to promise you that I won't go
out with anyone else while I'm gone."
He smiled suddenly, with relief; and she
knew that had been his fear.
"Nor I," Thorn told her. "All right. It's
your life and your career and Heaven
knows I've no right to interfere. I've no
hold on you — "
DURING the tour Jeanette kept her word.
The thought of Thorn's love sustained
her in loneliness, helped her refuse engage-
Script, stop-watch, pencil — three broadcast
necessities. (The hat and case are extra.)
Photos by courtesy of M-G-M
A last-minute conference with Conductor Joseph
Pasternack (at right), and the first violinist.
ments and smile away the repeated attentions
of men. She was away for a year.
When she returned to New York again it
was for an urgent reason: Daniel MacDonald,
her father, was ill and dying.
At his side she listened, weeping, while he
told her goodbye. "But you must sing," he
commanded seriously. "You have such a
lovely voice." There was a silence, while he
summoned his strength. Then, weakly, he
added: "It's the sweetest voice I've ever
heard. . . ."
Jeanette met Thorn the day after Daniel's
death and found that she had lost not only a
beloved companion and father; the thing she
had shared with Thorn was gone too, inex-
plicably.
It had been a year since she had seen him,
and when you are twenty and eighteen, re-
spectively, it is not easy to remember anything
for twelve months. At dinner, and later in
his car, Jeanette felt the constraint between
them like a tangible barrier, implying: You
used to say wordless things to me by touching
my hand; don't touch it now. We used to
speak elliptically, having no need for explana-
tion; now that deep understanding is gone.
We must talk, now, about how much you
enjoy your father's business, and what a fine
day it has been, and about "Tip Toes," my
new show, which may or may not be a hit.
Something in her mind cried, "What has
happened? There can be no reason for this.
We love each other — " But she knew that
was a lie.
They sat unhappily, empty of conversation.
Finally, crushing out (Continued on page 84)
Take our word for it —
this Phil Baker readio-
broadcast is as brim-full
of laughs as one of his
Sunday evening programs
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ful but not quite bright
valet Bottle (at left) are
heard over the CBS net-
work Sundays, 7:30, E.S.T.
GOOD Gulf! Here comes the great American
Trouper again — Phil Baker, with Beetle and
Bottle. Phil's full of good resolutions for 1938
— to entertain you twice as much, to use twice as many
puns, to be twice as good a master to Bottle, and to
give Beetle twice as many opportunities to tear his
ghostly hair out, as in 1937. It's 7:30 of a Sunday
evening, outside the winter winds are winding up to
make a night of it, and Radio Mirror presents a special
Readio-Broadcast based on material supplied by Phil
himself. And now — presenting Philadelphia's pride,
Gulf's Great Trouper, and Goldwyn's Folly— Phil
Baker!
Phil: Happy New Year, everybody, Happy New
Year. Well, I had a grand time at my New Year's
party, but I certainly held my liquor. Didn't I, folks?
Beetle: (It didn't take him long to get in on this.)
Held it? You had it locked up.
Phil: Ho hum — there he goes, folks, Beetle, the
fallen arch in the March of Time. But don't believe
him — there was plenty of everything when we started.
At ten o'clock the champagne was gone. At eleven
o'clock the food was gone. Then at twelve o'clock I
turned out the lights, and when I turned them on
again the silverware was gone!
(The door opens — and Bottle comes in.)
Bottle: Here I am, Mr. Baker, early as a worm
and ready for the bird.
Phil: You may be a worm, but you're not early.
But now that you're here, I guess we might as well
get busy on those resolutions.
Bottle: Beg pardon, sir?
Phil: Resolutions! New Year's Resolutions! Don't
you know what they are?
Bottle: No, sir.
Phil: Suppose I decided to give everybody in the
cast a raise in salary. What would you call that?
Beetle: A miracle.
Phil: (And he's mad.) Beetle, what you need is a
good crack on the chin.
Beetle: And what you need is a good crack on the
program.
Phil: Why do you spend all your time heckling
me, Beetle? Haven't you any other ambition?
Beetle: Yeah, I wanna be President.
Phil: President? Why President?
Beetle: Because every one of my ancestors wanted
to be President.
Phil: What a reason! Suppose every one of your
ancestors had wanted to be (Continued on page 59)
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A startling climax con-
cludes this action-packed
story of a woman's fight
for happiness and love
By DON BECKER
Horrified, Mary stood in the
shadows watching while Ben-
son threw himself furiously on
the defenseless Max Tilley.
Conclusion
MARY SOTHERN was never to forget that mo-
ment when Max Tilley returned her babies to
her — for it was then that she realized that Max,
instead of being no more than a good friend, was the
man she loved.
The realization was in her eyes, in her smile, in her
laughter as she spoke to Max in the days that fol-
lowed. Dr. John Benson saw it there — and, seeing it,
became a ready tool for Jerome Sanders.
Jerome did not intend to burn his fingers again on
Mary Sothern and her affairs, no matter what his wife
said— and naturally, having seen her cherished plan
of taking Mary's babies away fail dismally, she said a
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good deal. Neither of them could forgive the night
when Max had forced them at the point of a gun to
make him the legal guardian of the babies; and in Dr.
Benson, Jerome saw his revenge.
He waited until everyone in town knew that Mary
and Max were in love. Then he went to see Benson,
and adroitly pointed out that Max was an ex-gangster
with a Chicago criminal record. He said enough to
send Benson to Chicago, bent on looking into that
record. He was gone ten days and when he returned
he had in his possession enough evidence to send Max
Tilley to prison. Not enough, it was true, to convince
an impartial jury, but enough (Continued on page 67)
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NBC-IUd William Meeder
8:30
NBC-Blue: Tone Pictures
NBC-Red: Kidoodiers
8:45
NBC-Red: Animal News Club
9:00
CBS: Sunday Morning at Aunt
Susan's
White Rabbit
Alice Remsen,
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Geo.
Tom Terriss
Malcolm LaPrade
Hersholt
Thatcher Colt
Philharmonic Orch.
On Broadway
Radio News Reel
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
Griffin
9:15
NBC-Red:
9:55
CBS: Press Radio News
10:00
CBS. Church of the Air
NBC Blue. Russian Melodies
NBC-Red: Radio Pulpit
10:30
CBS String Ensemble
NBC-Blue: Dreams of Long Ago
NBC-Red: Madrigal Singers
11:00
CBS: Texas Rangers
NBC: Press-radio News
11:05
NBC-Blue: Alice Remsen, contralto
NBC-Red: Ward and Muzzy, piano
11:15
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NBC-Red: Silver Flute
11:30
CBS: Major Bowes Family
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Southemaires
NBC-Reel: Denver String Quartet
12:30 P. M.
CBS: Salt Lake City Tabernacle
NBC-Blue. Music Hall Symphony
NBC-Red: University of Chicago
Round Table Discussion
1:00
CBS: Church of the Air
NBC-Red: Paul Martin Orch.
1:15
NBC-Red: Henry Busse
1:30
CBS: Foreign Program
MBS: Ted Weems Orch.
NBC-Blue: NBC Spelling Bee
NBC-Red: Smoke Dreams
2:00
CBS: Romany Trail
NBC-Blue- The Magic Key of RCA
NBC-Red Bob Becker
2:15
NBC-Red:
2:30
CBS: Jean
NBC-Red:
3:00
CBS: N. Y
NBC-Blue:
NBC -Red:
3:30
NBC-Blue:
4-00
NBC-Blue: Sunday Vespers
NBC-Red: Romance Melodies
4:30
NBC-Red:
4:45
NBC-Blue: Dog Heroes
5:00
MBS: Singing Lady
NBC-Blue: Metropolitan Auditions
NBC-Red: Marion Talley
5:30
CBS: Guy Lombardo
MBS: The Shadow
NBC-Blue: Smilin' Ed McConnell
6:00
CBS: Joe Penner
MBS: George Jessel
NBC-Blue: Radio Drama
NBC-Red: Catholic Hour
6:30
CBS: Shaw and Lee
MBS: Tim and Irene
NBC-Blue: Mickey Mouse
NBC-Red: A Tale of Today
7:00
CBS: Vicks Open House
NBC-Blue: Music of the Masters
NBC-Red: Jack Benny
7 "30
CBS: Phil Baker
NBC-Blue- Ozzie Nelson
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7 '45
NBC-Red: Interesting Neighbors.
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CBS: People's Choice
NBC-Red: Don Ameche. Edgar Ber-
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8 '30
CBS: Earaches of 1938
9 00
CBS: Ford Symphony
NBC-Blue: Tyrone Power
NBC-Red- Manhattan Merry - Go
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9:30
NBC-Blue: Walter Winchell
NBC-Red: American Album of
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NBC-Blue: Irene Rich
10:00
CBS: Zenith Telepathy Series
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10:30
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NBC-Red: Haven MacQuarrie
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The World is Yours
Pre-
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
Sundcufl
By GUY
LOMBARDO
Sarcasm leaves wounds that laughter can't heal.
Highlights For Sunday, Dec. 26
VTOU'VE only yourself to blame if
A you're missing one of radio's most
unique programs — the Zenith Foun-
dation telepathy series, which moved
early this month to the CBS network
at 10:00 P. M. — tonight and every
Sunday. Whether you believe in men-
tal telepathy or not, you'll find these
shows fascinating and maybe a little
bit upsetting — upsetting, that is, to
your ideas of what's possible and what
isn't. . . . CBS has two other recent
arrivals, too . . . People's Choice, a re-
quest show consisting of the best scenes
and bits from the CBS shows of the
last week, at 8:00 — followed at 8:30
by Earaches of 1938, a new comedy
program with gags written by Harry
Conn, who used to write for Jack
Benny, Harry Conn himself, Barry
Wood, Beatrice Kay, Charlie Cantor
(you hear him with Henny Youngman
on the Kate Smith show Thursdays),
and Mary Kelly, with Mark Warnow's
orchestra, are in it. . . . Also at 8:00,
Helen Jepson and Donald Dickson are
the singing stars of the final Genera/
Motors program of the season on
NBC-Blue. ... At 5:00, Frieda Ines-
cirr and Conrad Nagel are starring in
the last Silver Theater play. Miss
Inescort is a New York actress who is
beautiful and dignified, and recently
signed a movie contract with Warner
Bros. . . . Also at 5:00, the Singing
Lady's musical play on the Mutual
network is a beautiful Christmas num-
ber, "The Srory ot the Christ Child."
Frieda Inescort stars
with Conrad Nagel on
today's CBS Silver
Theater production.
Highlights For Sunday, Jan. 2
Mickey Mouse adds
radio to his conquests
late this afternoon —
NBC-Blue at 6:30.
TWTAKE way for a long-awaited event
■"■*■ — the premiere airing of the new
Mickey Mouse program, produced by
Mickey's creator, Walt Disney, for the
Pepsodent people. The time is 6:30
to 7:00 P.M., E.S.T., and the network,
unless there's a last-minute switch in
plans, NBC-Blue. All the beloved
characters of Disney's prize-winning
animated cartoons are on the show —
Mickey and Minnie Mouse, Donald
Duck, Horace Horsecollar, Pluto the
dog, and the rest of them. The only
thing missing, in fact, is technicolor. If
you can think of a better New Year's
present than this for a few million kids,
better get in touch with a radio spon-
sor. He'd be glad to know you. . . .
There's another new show today — -the
Armco band, starting a series on NBC-
Blue from 3:30 to 4:00. Armco, as
you might guess if you stopped to think
about it, is short for American Rolling
Mills Co. . . . Alexander Smallens
starts a season tonight as director of
the Ford Symphony Orchestra, replac-
ing Eugene Ormandy. Ezio Pinza, the
Metropolitan's most dependable basso,
is the guest star tonight, and W. J.
Cameron has a few more of his care-
fully prepared words of wisdom to
drop into the middle of the proceed-
ings. As if you needed to be told —
9:00 on CBS. . . . George Jessel is at-
tracting lots of attention with his at-
tacks on Hollywood gossip-columnists
— MBS at 6:00. . . . And NBC-Blue
has a weekly radio playlet at 6:00.
Highlights For Sunday, Jan. 9
THE Thatcher Colt mystery dramas
■"• start broadcasting a quarter of an
hour earlier today — at 2:30 instead of
2:45, on NBC-Red, so plan your
schedule accordingly, you Co7r enthu-
siasts. . . . For a quick view of what's
going on abroad, listen to the CBS
Foreign Exchange program at 1:30 to-
day and every Sunday. ... A Tale ot
Today continues on its interesting way
at 6:30 on NBC-Red, sponsored by the
Princess Pat cosmetic people. The Tale
of Today cast has found a new way of
amusing itself at the expense of the
sound-effects man. Before rehearsals
everybody in the cast asks the sound-
effects man for a different kind of
noise. For instance, Betty Lou Ger-
son, who plays Betty Jo, asks for the
sound of a snowflake falling to the
ground. Willard Farnum (Dick Mar-
tin ) wants the sound of a book being
read. Don Mehan, the sound-effects
man, thought they meant it all at first,
but now he doesn't pay them much
mind. . . . Sentimental and sweet, Dr.
Christian of River's End, on CBS at
2:30, is one of radio's Sunday-after-
noon delights, in a quiet way. Jean
Hersholt plays Dr. Christian, and it's
betraying no secret to say that the
character is modeled on the Country
Doctor he played in his pictures with
the Quints. . . . Jean is not only one of
Hollywood's greatest character actors,
he's one of the town's leading citizens
too. He started as a director, then
became an actor.
Jean Hersholt stars
in the Dr. Christian
serial, on CBS this
afternoon at 2:30.
Highlights For Sunday, Jan. 16 and 23
Robert Casadesus of
Paris is guest pian-
ist on the Ford Sym-
phony show at 9:00.
JANUARY 16: Once more Sunday has
a new program for our attention —
Henry Busse's new dance-music show,
on NBC-Red at 1:15. . . . Tonight's
guest star on the Ford program, CBS
at 9:00, is Robert Casadesus, pianist.
You pronounce it with the accent on
the last syllable, like this: Casa-de-
soos. M. Casadesus was born in Paris,
where he was a prize pupil of the Con-
servatoire. He particularly likes mod-
ern music, so you can expect to hear
some tonight. He made his American
debut in 1935 with the Philharmonic
Orchestra in New York, and now he's
on his fourth American concert tour,
giving recitals and playing with lead-
ing orchestras. He's forty-seven years
old and married.
January 23: Much to your Alma-
nac's satisfaction, Tyrone Power is de-
voting himself these days to radio
adaptations of popular magazine short
stories, instead of rehashing Broadway
plays that have been done to death.
He can now be unreservedly recom-
mended, on NBC-Blue at 9:00. . . .
Keep the dials at the same tuning for
Walter Winchell, who treads on Ty-
rone's heels at 9:30 with the latest
flashes for Mr. and Mrs. America and
all the ships at sea. And of course
you won't want to miss Charlie McCar-
, hy, who is regarded by lots of people
as the greatest living American, on
NBC-Red at 8:00. If only W. C.
Fields is back on the show by this
time, everything is perfect.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A.M.
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: William Meeder
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
9:00
CBS: Metropolitan Parade
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
NBC-Red: Sunshine Express
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
9:40
NBC: Press Radio News
9:45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wings
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: The O'Neills
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
11:00
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: The Interior Decorator
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Sue Blake
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
2:15
CBS: The Goldbergs
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
NBC-Blue: Let's Talk It Over
3:00
NBC-Blue: Rochester Civic Orch
NBC-Red" Pepper Young's Family
3:30
CBS: Jennie Peabody
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
4:00
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:30
CBS: The Guiding Light
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Nell
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow of The
Navy
NBC-Red: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
CBS: Children's Corner
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5:45
CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press Radio News
6:35
CBS: George Hall's Orch
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Music is My Hobby
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Del Casino
NBC-Blue: Three Cheers
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
8:00
^C-Blue: Gen. Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Burns and Allen
8:30
CBS: Pick and Pat
NBC-Blue: Grand Hotel
NBC-Red: Voice of Firestone
9:00
CBS: Lux Theater
NBC-Blue: Philadelphia Orch.
NBC-Red: McGee and Molly
9:30
NBC-Red: Hour of Charm
10:00
CBS: Wayne King
NBC-Blue: Warden Lawes
NBC-Red: Contented Program
10:30
CBS: Brave New World
MBS: The Lone Ranger
NBC-Blue: Nat'l Radio Forum
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
By UNCLE
EZRA
If you want to be happy ever after, don't be ever after too much.
Highlights For Monday, Dec. 27
pIRST thing to do today: get all
those presents that have to be ex-
changed for size, color, design or just
because you have something like them
already. Put 'em in a big bag and go
downtown to make all the storekeepers
glad Christmas comes but once a year.
. . . Second thing: rest up by listening
to a good, peaceful program like Phil
Spitalny's all-girl Hour of Charm or-
chestra, on NBC-Red at 9:30, E.S.T.,
tonight. . . . Meet Evelyn Kay, first
violinist — musicians call her the con-
certmistress — of the orchestra. . . .
Evelyn decided she'd be a violinist,
preferably a concertmistress, when she
was three. Never wanted to be any-
thing else, and gave up school sports,
which she loved, for fear she might in-
jure her hands. She made her first
public appearance at the age of nine,
and her official debut at Town Hall in
New York when she was twelve. After
more school, and featured roles in sev-
eral musical comedies, she joined the
Spitalny group when it was first or-
ganized. When Phil is absent or busy
with other matters, she directs the or-
chestra— a task which is part of any
concertmaster's job. She speaks
French, German and Hungarian besides
English, and owns a pet cat, two cana-
ries, and a collection of 135 four-leaf
clovers. . . . Another peaceful show, on
CBS at 10:00, is Wayne King and his
music. If you aren't rested now,
the chances are a hundred to one you
never will be.
Dark-eyed Evelyn Kay
is first violinist i n
Phil Spitalny's all-
girl orchestra tonight.
Highlights For Monday, Jan. 3
Marek Weber is the
new orchestra lead-
er on NBC's Carna-
tion Milk Program.
TX7ITH all the New Year celebra-
v v tion out of the way, there's a
grand re-shuffling today of your day-
time serials. . . . Let's try to get it all
straight. First, Today's Children may
go off the air today entirely, to be re-
placed by a new one written by the
same author, Irna Phillips, and called
The Woman in White. It's about a
trained nurse, and is to be heard at
the same time Today's Children used
to be on — 10:45 A.M. on NBC-Red.
If the change isn't made today, it will
be soon. Incidentally, the change is
explained on page 4 of this issue. . . .
Five more favorite serials are involved
in the day's changes. . . . The Road
of Life, The O'Neills, Ma Perkins, The
Goldbergs, and The Guiding Light all
move today from NBC to CBS. The
time schedule is as follows: The Road
of Life, 9:30 A.M.; The O'Neills and
Ma Perkins, both at 10:45; The Gold-
bergs at 2:15 P.M.; The Guiding Light
at 4:30 P.M. . . . The Road of Life,
The Goldbergs, and The Guiding Light
are heard coast-to-coast, but if you live
in the west you can't hear The
O'Neills, and if you live in the east you
can't hear Ma Perkins because they're
on regional split networks. . . . Two
new shows start — The Interior Deco-
rator, at 11:45 A.M. on NBC-Red;
and Dick Tracy, returning to NBC-
Red at 5:00 on a five-a-week-basis.
There's a change in one of tonight's
shows too — Marefc Weber, takes over
baton for the Contented program.
Highlights For Monday, Jan. 10
T^vON'T forget that there's been a
•*~^ time change in the Heinz Maga-
zine of the Air program. . . . The fiction
department is on five mornings a week,
with Carol Kennedy's Romance, at
11:15 on CBS, with a later re-broadcast
to the coast, but the musical section
has moved to Thursday afternoons. . . .
For some good organ music, listen this
morning to William Meeder, on NBC-
Blue at 8:15, E.S.T. Bill is also the
organist for The Road of Life serial, on
CBS at 9:30, which means he can't
hang around Radio City very long this
morning gossiping. These hurry-up
appointments are just part of a radio
performer's life, though — he gets used
to them. . . . Tonight, as you listen to
Fibber McGee and Molly on NBC-Red
at 9:00, you'll very likely hear Elmo
Tanner, who's the best whistler Your
Almanac has ever had the pleasure of
listening to. . . . Elmo started his ca-
reer as a boy down home in Memphis,
Tennessee. He had to pass a cemetery
on his way home nights, and he started
whistling to keep up his courage. It
was so much fun he never stopped, and
now he couldn't even if he wanted to —
too many fans look forward to those
Tanner solos. In addition to whistling and
singing, Elmo plays the guitar in Ted
Weems' orchestra. . . . He's a graduate
of the University of Tennessee. ... If
you want education as well as enter-
tainment from radio, the National Ra-
dio Forum, on NBC-Blue at 10:30 to-
night, is your dish.
Elmo Tanner is the
expert whistler who
appears on the Fib-
ber McGee programs.
Highlights For Monday, Jan. 17 and 24
Mary Margaret Mc-
Bride talks about things
that will interest
you at noon today.
JANUARY 17: Here's a Monday lis-
tening schedule for a busy person:
Press-Radio News, NBC-Red and
NBC-Blue at 9:40 A.M. . . . Tony
Wons, CBS at 10:30. . . . Big Sister,
CBS at 11:30. . . . The Farm and
Home Hour, NBC-Blue at 12:30. . . .
The Rochester Civic Orchestra on
NBC-Blue at 3:00 (music makes a
fine background to writing letters or
sewing). . . . George Hall's Orchestra
on CBS at 6:35, right after the
Press-Radio News. . . . Lum and Ab-
ner on NBC-Blue at 7:30 (inciden-
tally, Lum and Abner are on only three
times a week these days, instead of
five. . . . Burns and Allen on NBC-Red
at 8:00 . . . The Philadelphia Orchestra
on NBC-Blue at 9:00. . . . And for a
night-cap, the CBS sustainer, Brave
New World, at 10:30.
January 24: Meet Mary Margaret
McBride this noon on CBS, if you
haven't done so already. . . . Known
for a long time to New York listeners
as Martha Deane, this is her first show
under her real name. She was born
in Missouri, and wanted to be a writer
from the time she was five years old.
Her family wanted her to be a school
teacher, but Mary Margaret won out
and matriculated in the State Univer-
sity School of Journalism, making her
living at the same time by working on
a small newspaper. Besides being on
the air, she writes many articles and
stories for publication.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: Dick Leibert
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
9:00
CBS: Music in the Air
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
NBC-Red: Sunshine Express
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
MBS: Journal of Living
9:45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Blue- Aunt Jemima
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15.
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Emily Post
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: The O'Neills
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
11:00
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
II :30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Bed: Homemakers' Exchange
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stones
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Mystery Chef
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red- Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:00
NBC-Red: Fun in Music
2:15
CBS: The Goldbergs
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
NBC -Blue: Music Guild
NBC-Red: Federated Women's Clubs
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
CBS: Col. Jack Major
NBC-Blue: U. S. Marine Band
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:30
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
4:00
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:30
CBS: The Guiding Light
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: The Four of Us
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow of the
Navy
NBC-Red: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
CBS: Dear Teacher
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 :45
'CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:00
NBC-Red: Science in the News
6:30
Press-Radio News
6:45
CBS: Song Time
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Hollywood Screenscoops
NBC-Blue: Mr. Keen
NBC-Red: Vocal Varieties
7:30
CBS: Helen Menken
NBC-Blue: George Griffin
8:00
CBS: Edward G. Robinson
NBC-Blue: Husband and Wives
NBC-Red: Johnny Presents
8:30
CBS: Al Jolson
NBC-Blue: Edgar A. Guest
NBC-Red: Wayne King
a:00
CBS: Al Pearce
NBC-Blue: Alemite Half Hour
NBC-Red: Vox Pop — Parks Johnson
9:30
CBS: Camel Caravan
NBC-Blue: NBC Night Club
NBC-Red: Packard Mardi Gras
10:00
NBC-Blue: Gen. Hugh S. Johnson
10:30
NBC-Red: Jimmie Fidler
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
By
'AL PEARCE
Troubles are like eggs — brood over them long enough and they'll hatch out.
Highlights For Tuesday, Dec. 28
'Tp HIS is the time of year when pro-
grams do a little quiet re-arranging
of times and networks. . . . Tonight's
new candidate for Tuesday ears is Hor-
ace Heidt, with his Brigadiers and the
King Sisters, moving to NBC-Blue at
9:00 from his old CBS Monday-night
spot. If you're a Heidt fan, and a
great many listeners are, this change
is going to make it awfully hard for
you to squeeze in that Tuesday-night
double feature at the local movie.
Stewart-Warner, in behalf of Alemite
products, is the sponsor, of course. . . .
A double dose of Hollywood gossip is
yours for the dialing today — George
McCall's Hollywood Screenscoops on
CBS at 7:15, and Jimmie Fidler on
NBC-Red at 10:30. . . . Your Almanac
will tell you more about McCall later
on in the month. . . . Eight o'clock of-
fers you your choice of drama ( Edward
G. Robinson in Big Town on CBS ) ,
domestic discussion ( Husbands and
Wives on NBC-Blue ) , and variety
(Johnnie Presents on NBC-Red) . . .
while 8:30 has comedy ( Al Jolson,
Parky akarkus and Martha Raye on
CBS ) , variety ( Edgar A. Guest and
company on NBC-Blue) , and music
(Wayne King on NBC-Red). . . This
may be your last chance tonight to hear
Jack Oakie, because next week the Camel
show cuts its time to half an hour, and
there's no telling what stars will
emerge from the general shake-up. . . .
About all that's certain is that B2nny
Goodman will still be on the program.
Horace Heldt's show
moves tonight to the
NBC-Blue network at
a new time, 9 o'clock.
Highlights For Tuesday, Jan. 4
Walter O'Keefe re-
turns to the air to-
night as a member of
the Packard show cast.
TT'S welcome back tonight to one of
A your summer favorites, Pappy Wal-
ter O'Keefe, who bows in as a perma-
nent addition to the Packard Mardi
Gras on NBC-Red at 9:30. Walter,
you know, subbed for Fred Allen while
the sage of Town Hall was on his vaca-
tion, and did such a good job that the
Packard people hired him. Since he
left Town Hall Tonight, Walter has
been vacationing abroad, and returns
to the air all fresh and full of gags. . . .
It shouldn't do the show any harm that
Charlie Butterworth and Walter are
old school chums — they went to Notre
Dame University at the same time,
where they used to tell each other how
much they'd like to go on the stage.
Both of them turned from college to
newspaper work, both became famous
on Broadway, and now both of them
are in the same air show. As the
feller says, it's a small world. . . . Wal-
ter has written many successful non-
sense songs — "Henry's Made a Lady
Out of Lizzie", "I'm Gonna Dance
With the Guy What Brung Me" — but
he didn't originally write his biggest
hit, "The Man on the Flying Trapeze."
It was an old song, and Walter dug it
up out of oblivion, rewrote it, and
sang it himself on the Third Little
Show, making it a nation-wide best
seller as well as an addition to Ameri-
can music. . . . Again let your Almanac
remind you that the Camsl program
cuts its time to half an hour beginning
tonight — 9:30 to 10:00 on CBS.
Highlights For Tuesday, Jan. 11
T ANNY ROSS, to whom you listen
^tonight on the Packard Mardi Gras
at 9:30 on NBC-Red, ought to be
starting work on a new movie right
about now, according to a letter Your
Almanac received the other day from
Olive White, who is Mrs. Ross. It
seemed good to be hearing from her
again, too. She has recovered her
health, and she and Lanny took time
out between Packard broadcasts in
December to enjoy an Arizona vaca-
tion together. . . . Martha Tilton, "the
Sweetheart of Swing", is getting a lot
of favorable attention these days as
Benny Goodman's girl vocalist. Listen
to her tonight on Benny's program,
CBS at 9:30, right after Al Pearce's
gang. . . . Martha's just twenty-two
years old, but she's been in radio ever
since she was eighteen. For a year
she sang at the Cocoanut Grove in
Los Angeles, and for another year was
with Hal Grayson's band. Then she
joined the Meyer Alexander chorus,
which sang on the Oakie College pro-
gram. It's to Benny Goodman's credit
that he could spot her talent when she
was just one of a singing group, single
her out, and offer her a job with his
band. . . . Martha's voice was the one
you heard in "The Awful Truth" when
Joyce Compton was going through the
motions of singing on the screen. . . .
Martha has a golf score of ninety,
swims and dives expertly, and is one
of those candid camera menaces — but
a very nice girl just the same.
Martha Tilton is the
Sweetheart of Swing
on Benny Goodman's
Camel show tonight.
Highlights For Tuesday, Jan. 18 and 25
Anne Seymour plays
Mary in The Story of
Mary Marlin, NBC's
long-run serial drama.
JANUARY 18: Those two inquiring
gentlemen, Parks Johnson and
Wally Butterworth, are on the air again
tonight in their Vox Pop program —
NBC-Red at 9:00. Your Almanac can't
tell you what part of New York they'll
be interviewing Mr. and Mrs. Public
from tonight, because nobody is ever
told in advance. If the news leaks
out, too big a crowd is present. This
show is still called Sidewalk Interviews
every now and then by some people,
but they're wrong. New York police
won't allow sidewalk interviews any
longer because they attract so many
people traffic is blocked, so the Vox Pop
show is always held indoors — in the
lobby of the RCA Building or some
hotel. Out-of-towners love to get on
this show so relatives at home can
hear them, and some even come from as
far away as England, because they
know the home folks are listening on
short wave.
January 25: Along with a lot of
other people, you'll listen today to the
Story of Mary Marlin, on NBC-Blue
at 10:30 A.M. and NBC-Red at 4:30
P.M. . . . Anne Seymour, who has
been playing the part of Mary since
last May, is the first member of a
seven-generation theatrical family to
desert the stage, and even she started
her career there. At the age of twelve
she was with Helen Hayes in "To the
Ladies." Her first audition was on
WLW in Cincinnati.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Bed: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC -Blue: William Meeder
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
9:00
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
CBS: Richard Maxwell
NBC-Red: Sunshine Express
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
9 '45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wings
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: The O'Neills
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
11:00
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15 . „
CBS: Carol Kennedys Romance
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
10:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
l,:45 . -r „. •
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stones
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Betty Crocker
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:30 , _
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
NBC-Red: Your Health
2:15
CBS: The Goldbergs
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2:45 .
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
NBC-Red: Men of the West
3:00 , _
NBC-Red: Pepper Young s Family
3:30
CBS: Jennie Peabody
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
4:00
CBS: Curtis Music Inst.
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:30
CBS: The Guiding Light
NBC-Blue: P.T.A. Congress
NBC-Red- Mary Marlin
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Datoe
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Nell
NBC-Red. Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow of The
Navy
NBC-Red: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
CBS: Children's Corner
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red. Jack Armstrong
5 "45
CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press-Radio News
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos V Andy
7:15
CBS: Hobby Lobby
NBC-Blue: Mr. Keen
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
NBC-Red: Alistaire Cook
. 7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
8:00
CBS: Cavalcade of America
NBC-Red: One Man's Family
8:30
CBS: Eddie Cantor
NBC-Blue: Sidney Skolsky
NBC-Red: Wayne King
9:00
CBS: Lawrence Tibbett
NBC-Red. Town Hall Tonight
9:30
CBS: Ben Bernie
NBC-Blue: NBC Minstrel Show
10:00
CBS: Gang Busters, Phillips Lord
NBC-Blue: Gen Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Your Hollywood Parade
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
12:30
NBC-Red: Lights Out
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
Wectneddcu/'s
HIGHLIGHTS
By DICK
POWELL
Your most valuable savings are in the bank of patience.
Highlights For Wednesday, Dec. 29
A NDRE KOSTELANETZhas ended
his "Listeners Digest" series, and
tonight begins a new one, with a per-
manent singing star — Lawrence Tib-
bett, who has been absent from the air
altogether too long. You can still
count on hearing good music on this
half hour, from 9:00 to 9:30 on CBS,
but it won't be quite as classical or
symphonic as the series just ended. . . .
Tibbett is a Bakersfield, California,
boy. His father was sheriff of Kern
County, and at the age of six Lawrence
was a member of the local Methodist
choir. When he was seven, his father
was killed by cattle rustlers, and Law-
rence and his mother moved to Los
Angeles, where he began to exhibit his
natural aptitude for dramatics as well
as music. During the war, he peeled
potatoes for the Navy — then returned
to his study of music. He never studied
outside of the United States, but when
he made his first appearance in an im-
portant role at the Metropolitan Opera
House, after working up through a
series of small parts, the audience held
up an intermission for fifteen minutes
applauding him. . . . Mutual has a
special event for you today — a gala
celebration in honor of MBS' first year
as a coast-to-coast network. There'll
be special programs, new orchestras,
and a general air of hi-de-ho. . . .
Birthday greetings today to Pat Pad-
gett, of the well-loved Pick and Pat
team. He was born in Atlanta, Geor-
gia, in 1903.
Lawrence Tibbett bows
in tonight as star of
Andre Kostelanetz'
Chesterfield program.
Highlights For Wednesday, Jan. 5
Rosemary Lane is on
the Lucky Strike Hol-
lywood Parade with
Dick Powell tonight.
T UCKY STRIKE'S new show, Your
'L/ Hollywood Parade, is just a month
old tonight, and ought to be settling
down to an hour of Grade A super
super entertainment. Dick Powell's
return to the air is enough in itself to
make for general rejoicing, and when
it's in collaboration with Rosemary
Lane and Dick's co-stars on the War-
ner Bros, lot, we can all be unreserved-
ly happy. . . . Rosemary's another
name to add to the growing list of
stars who were air favorites long be-
fore Hollywood got smart and snapped
them up. While her two older sisters,
Leota and Lola, were busy in the films,
Rosemary and Priscilla, the two younger
Lanes, were coming along nicely as
members of Fred Waring's Pennsylva-
nians. It only took Fred's picture
contract for Varsity Show to bring them
to the attention of the brothers Warner.
Rosemary's a real collegian — Simpson
College in Indianola, Indiana, is her
alma mater, and Pi Beta Phi is her
sorority. ... If you ever want to write
her a letter, here's a tip: She hates
people who spell her first name "Rose
Mary." As well as singing and looking
lovely, she's an accomplished musician,
and has composed several songs.
. . . Tonight's Gang Busters pro-
gram— 1 0:00 on CBS — is the first with-
out Phillips Lord. That is, unless
Phil has a last-minute change of heart.
He's decided to devote all his time to
producing the program, without ap-
pearing in it.
Highlights For Wednesday, Jan. 12
OTILL another prodigal returns to
^ the radio fold tonight . . . the
Old Maestro, Winchell's nemesis, J5en
Bernie himself. He's the star of a
new program on CBS from 9:30 to
10:00, sponsored by a tire company.
. . . Ben has three trademarks: his
cigar, his violin, and Winchell. He
began life in Bayonne, New Jersey,
as one of eleven children. His father
was a blacksmith, but Ben was too frail
to help out around the shop, so he
took up the violin, doing so well at it
that when he made his Carnegie Hall
debut at the age of fourteen, critics
hailed him as a child prodigy and a
genius. . . . But Ben decided he didn't
want to be a highbrow musician and
drifted into vaudeville. He was a
straight musician until one day when
he was playing in a small Virginia town
and a two-fisted mountaineer leaned
over the railing and landed some to-
bacco juice squarely on the Young
Maestro's fiddle-playing hand. Right
then and there he began to adlib,
fluently and pungently. The audience
liked his remarks, and Ben began talk-
ing in his act as well as playing. . . .
Tonight NBC has a new orchestra play-
ing at the Rainbow Room in Rocke-
feller Center — Ruby Newman and his
men. . . . Other Wednesday highlights:
the Curtis Institute of Music on CBS
at 4:00. . . . Hobby Lobby on CBS
at 7:15. . . . Lum and Abner on NBC-
Blue at 7:30. . . . Cavalcade of Ameri-
ca on CBS at 8:00.
Ben Bernie's back
on the air, sta rt-
ing tonight, on a
brand new program.
Highlights For Wednesday, Jan. 19
ml I
Mlnetta Ellen is the
wise and understand-
ing Fanny Barbour in
One Man's Family.
A LL except West-coast listeners will
-^-*-be tuning in One Man's Family to-
night for another half-hour chapter in
that long-run serial of domestic life.
You shouldn't have to be told, but the
time is 8:00 on NBC-Red. Like most
radio shows these days, One Man's
Family is broadcast from Hollywood.
It was originally a San Francisco show,
but the whole cast went to Hollywood
last spring, expecting to make the
serial into a movie. The movie plans
fell through, and everybody could have
returned to San Francisco. Producers
left the question up to the actors, who
voted to stay in Hollywood. . . . The
most beloved of the Barbours, of
course, is Fanny, the sympathetic,
youthful-minded mother. Minetta Ellen
plays her. Minetta always wanted to
be an actress, but her parents objected,
and she never set foot upon a stage
until after she had married and raised
a family, when she played mother parts
with the campus players at the Univer-
sity of California. That was when
Barton Yarborough and Michael Raf-
feto — her two radio sons, Clifford and
Paul Barbour — were undergraduates
there. Her first radio work was as
Fanny Barbour. White-haired, but
bright-eyed and gay, she's not only a
mother, but the grandmother as well
of a pair of youngsters who call her
"Mimi" in comradely affection. . . .
For your late-at-night thrills and
fever: Lights Out, the half-hour horror
sketch on NBC-Red at 12:30 A. M.
45
All time in Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
XBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue Dick Leibert
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
9:00
CBS: Dear Columbia
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
NBC-Red: Sunshine Express
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
MBS: Journal of Living
9:45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NEC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red- Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Emily Post
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: The O'Neills
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Red: Kitchen Cava'.c2de
NBC-Bed: Woman in White
1 1 :0(l
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Carol Kennedy s Romance
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: Homemaker's Exchange
•I :45 , „. •
CBS: Aunt Jenny s Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Mystery Chef
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
':0° , r, u
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
NBC-Red: Words and Music
I *30
'CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Sue Blake
1 '45
'CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: Dan Harding s Wife
2:NBC-Red: NBC Music Build
2:15
CBS: The Goldbergs
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2 "45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00 „ ,.
CBS: Theater Matinee
NBC-Red: Pepper Young s Family
3:NBC-Blue: Eastman Music School
3:30
CBS: Heinz Magazine
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
4:00 „ ,
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4 '30
'CBS The Guiding Light
NBC-Red. Mary Marlin
'CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: The Four of Us
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5"CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow of The
Navy
5 :30 _ .
CBS: Dear Teacher
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5.45
'CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press-Radio News
6:45
CBS: Song Time
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
'CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS- Hollywood Screenscoops
NBC-Blue: Mr. Keen
NBC-Red: Vocal Varieties
7 "30
'CBS: We, The People
8:00 „ ...
CBS: Kate Smith
NBC-Blue: Gen. Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Rudy Vallee
8:30 „ . , T.
NBC-Blue: March of Time
'CBS' Major Bowes Amateurs
NBC-Blue: NBC Concert Hour
NBC -Red: Good News of 1938
9 "30
'NBC-Blue: America's Town Meeting
CBS: Buddy Clark
NBC-Red: Kraft Music Hall
IBS: Victor Bay's Orchestra
NBC-Blue: NBC Jamboree
1 1 :00
CBS: Dance Music
NBC-Blue: Dance Music
NBC-Red: Dance Music
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
HIGHLIGHTS
By KATE
SMITH
People with nothing to say rarely keep quiet about it.
Highlights For Thursday, Dec. 30
TXTOMEN who subscribe to the old-
fashioned ideal that running a
home is a job to be taken seriously —
and there are still a lot of them — won't
want to miss the Homemaker's Ex-
change, on NBC-Red today and every
Tuesday and Thursday at 11:30 A.M.
Eleanor Howe is the presiding genius
of the Exchange, and you'd have to
hunt a long time before you found
anybody better fitted for the job. She's
a Bachelor of Science from the Univer-
sity of Illinois and a Master of Science
from Columbia University; and is one
of the country's outstanding home
economists. Six years ago she originated
the Radio Cooking Club of America,
and this is her second year on the
H omemaker' s Exchange, the National
Ice Industries sponsoring. Miss Howe
is a champion long-distance commuter
— lives in Chicago, where she edits a
trade paper, and comes to New York
every week for her Tuesday and Thurs-
day broadcasts — then dashes back to
Chicago. No airplanes for her, either —
she takes the train. Listen in today,
and then sit down and write out your
favorite homemaking hint and send it
to Miss Howe. If she broadcasts it,
you'll get five dollars for it — which
isn't a bad homemaking hint in itself.
Here's one your Almanac passes along
to you free of charge : to eliminate
odors from cooking cabbage or cauli-
flower, put the lid a little askew on
the pot and place a piece of stale bread
over the opening.
Eleanor Howe, home
economist, runs Home-
maker's Exchange
twice weekly on NBC.
Highlights For Thursday, Jan. 6
George McCall broad-
casts the Hollywood
Screenscoops on CBS
this evening at 7:1 5.
"D EMINDER: The Heinz Magazine
-*-^- of the Air, except for its fiction
department, is on the air at a new
time — 3:30 this and every Thursday
afternoon, for a half hour. . . . Now
to redeem the promise we made some
days ago to tell you more about George
McCall of the Hollywood Screenscoops
on CBS tonight at 7:15. . . . He's an
all-round newspaperman — has done
everything there is to do on a news-
paper, and been a press agent be-
sides; has produced a prize-winning
moving picture; has crossed the At-
lantic eight times and the United States
fourteen. Born in the tiny village of
Renton, Scotland, George lived there
until he was seventeen, when he came
to the United States and went to live in
Buffalo, working on a local paper. The
wanderlust hit him when the Sells-
Floto Circus came to town one spring,
and for six years he was the circus'
advance publicity man. In 1925 he
went to Hollywood, where he teamed
up with Paul Fejos, an out-of-work di-
rector. They pooled their financial re-
sources, and with the S700 which re-
sulted they made the first "art" pic-
ture ever made in America. It was
called ''The Last Moment/' had no
subtitles, dealt entirely with the last
thoughts of a dying man, never made
a penny, and won the French Academy
Cinema Award for its producers. Since
then George has been a newsreel editor
and magazine writer, living most of the
time in Hollywood.
Highlights For Thursday, Jan. 13
YOU'VE t>9en asking for a picture
of Jack Rubin, who plays Morris
Levy on The O'Neills — which is
being broadcast these days, don't for-
get, over CBS at 10:45 in the morn-
ings— so here he is. Jack was born
in Warsaw, Poland, on December 19,
1898, but his family moved to London
when he was three. He was still very
young when a London bobby — police-
man to you — who was fond of practical
joking gave him such a fright that he
was stricken dumb and remained so
for more than a year. When he did
regain his speech it was with a terrible
stutter. A teacher became sorry for
him and took on the job of teaching
him voice and breath control. Today
his speech is perfect unless he becomes
excited. Jack was in the war, serving
two years overseas and winning the
welterweight wrestling championship
of the A.E.F. . . . He broke into radio
ten years ago as assistant manager to
several stars, but never went on the air
until Jane West wrote Morris Levy into
one of the O'Neill scripts for a gag. . . .
His pet pastimes are fishing off the
coast of Florida and playing pinochle,
at which he's very apt to sit up all
night, playing for a cent per hundred
points. . . . Tonight, of course, is the
time to hear Rudy Vallee, Major
Bowes, Kate Smith, Good News of
1938, the March of Time, and Dr. Bing
Crosby. . . . For their times and net-
works, take a peek at the program
guide next door to this paragraph.
Jack Rubin plays the
comedy role of Mor-
ris Levy in the NBC
serial, The O'Neills.
Highlights For Thursday, Jan. 20
Emily Post, etiquette
expert, tells you how
you should behave on
CBS at 10:30 today.
HERE'S an item for Ripley: Emily
Post, who is on the air today at
10:30 A.M. on CBS, hates the word
etiquette! This is what she says about
it: "I hate the word because it sug-
gests a lot of fussy rules about trifles,
not worth bothering about! The truth
is that real etiquette is deeply con-
cerned with everything we say, or do.
or choose: our appearance, our speech,
our voice, our manner, our morals and
our taste. There is no happening in
the daily paper, there is not a situation
in any play or novel, no situation in
our public or social or private lives,
that is not in the province of eti-
quette." Now for an etiquette lesson:
When does a woman call her husband
"John", when "Mr. Brown", and
when just "my husband"? In any
circumstances "my husband" is right,
whether you're speaking to a social
acquaintance, a business associate or a
stranger. Call your husband "John"
only when speaking to someone you
know socially. If you're talking to
people who aren't in your own social
group, call him "Mr. Brown." A man
can refer to his wife by her first name
if he is talking about her to another
woman — but if he's talking about her to
another man he should say "my wife"
instead of "Mary". That's just a hint
of the useful things about manners
you'll learn when you listen in to Mrs.
Post's Tuesday and Thursday morning
broadcasts. Florida grapefruit grow-
ers are her sponsors.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A.M.
XBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:15
XBC-Blue: William Meeder
XBC-ReU: Good Morning Melodies
9:00
XBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
XBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
XBC-Red: Sunshine Express
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
9:45
XBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
CBS: Bachelor's Children
10:00
CBS. Pretty Kitty Kelly
XBC-Blue- Mary Marlin
XBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marce
XBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
XBC-Blue- Pepper Young's Family
XBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: The O'Neills
CBS: Ma Perkins
XBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
XBC-Red: Woman in White
II :00
XBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Betty Crocker
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:30
CES: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Blue: Sue Blake
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Blue: Jack and Loretta
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
NBC: Music Appreciation
2:15
CBS: The Goldbergs
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2:45
JIBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
NBC-Blue: Radio Guild
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:30
CBS: Jennie Peabody
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
4:00
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:30
CBS: The Guiding Light
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4 "45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Nell
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow of The
Navy
5:30
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5:45
CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press-Radio News
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
NBC-Blue: Dr. Karl Reiland
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
NBC-Blue: Bughouse Rhythm
8:00
CBS: Hammerstein Music Hall
MBS: Arthur Godfrey
NBC-Blue: Grand Central Station
NBC-Red: Cities Service Concert
8:30
CBS: Paul Whiteman's Orch.
NBC-Blue: Death Valley Days
9:00
CBS: Hollywood Hotel
NBC-Red: Waltz Time
9:30
NBC-Blue: Tommy Dorsey Orch.
NBC-Red: True Story Court
10:00
CBS: Song Shop
NBC-Red: First Nighter
10:30
UBS: The Lone Ranger
NBC-Red: Jimmie Fidler
10:45
NBC-Red: Dorothy Thompson
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
HIGHLIGHTS
By PAUL
WHITEMAN
You can't make footprints in the sands of time sitting down.
Highlights For Friday, Dec. 24
npHE Christmas carols will reach their
high point tonight, and here are
your Almanac's best bets for tuning in
as you trim the Christmas tree: the
Cities Service Concert with Lucille
Manners at 8:00 on NBC-Red, Waltz
Time with Frank Munn on the same
network at 9:00, the Song Shop on
CBS at 10:00. All three shows are
famous for their good music, and
Christmas Eve ought to give them
something to get their teeth into. . . .
For the first time in years, Friday
night will be lacking its Hollywood
Hotel program, because the sponsors
have decided to broadcast it tomorrow
afternoon, along with their annual radio
versions of Dickens' "A Christmas
Carol", starring Lionel Barrymore. . . .
But CBS should have dreamed up
something pretty swell to take its place
between 9:00 and 10:00, just for this
one night. . . . President Roosevelt ob-
serves the annual custom of lighting the
Christmas trees on the White House
lawn this afternoon at 5:00 o'clock,
E.S.T., and the ceremonies go on the
air over NBC-Blue. . . . From 10:00
to 10:30 tonight the MacGregor ex-
pedition at the North Pole is scheduled
to talk to the Holden expedition in
British Guiana, South America. The
talking's to be done via the NBC-Red
network, and there's no reason you
shouldn't listen in. The two exploring
parties will send each other Christmas
wishes, and their relatives all over
the world will send verbal greetings.
**WM
President Roosevelt
lights the Christmas
trees at the White
House today at 5:00.
Highlights For Friday, Dec. 31
Paul Whiteman's back
as star of the 8:30
Chesterfield program
on the CBS network.
A LL wishes for a Happy New Year
*■■* from radio and from your Radio
Mirror Almanac! Doing its bit to-
ward adding to the festivities, radio has
lined up an impressive list of top-notch
bands to play the old year out as mid-
night creeps across the country. For
instance, take a look at the Mutual
network's program: 11:30, Horace
Heidt; 11:45, Benny Goodman; mid-
night, Guy Lombardo; 12:15, Tommy
Dorsey; 12:30, George Olsen; 12:45,
Leo Reisman; 1:00, Bill Carlson; 1:15,
Shep Fields; 1:30, Dick Jurgens; 1:45,
Kay Kyser; 2:00, Anson Weeks; 2:15,
Sammy Kaye; 2:30, Dick Stabile; 2:45,
Freddie Martin; 3:00, Griff Williams;
3:30, Everett Hoagland; 3:45, Red
Nichols. Somewhere Mutual will
slip in a band from Hono-
lulu. . . . Red Nichols, inciden-
tally, is opening tonight at the
brand new Topsy's Restaurant in Los
Angeles. The place caters to the
movie trade. . . . Paul Whiteman
comes back tonight as a regular spon-
sored feature, taking over the CBS
Chesterfield program at 8:30. Guest
stars will add every week to the at-
tractions of Oom Paul's program — and
while of course we Friday-nighters are
sorry to lose Alice Faye and Hal Kemp
we're glad to have that swell Whiteman
music back again. . . . Sentimental note:
tonight is Amos 'n' Andy's last broad-
cast for the sponsors they've had so
long — Pepsodent. They get new ones
Monday.
Highlights For Friday, Jan. 7
pOME along with NBC to Madison
^^ Square Garden in New York City
and attend the fights. . Max Schmeling
is meeting Harry Thomas tonight and
every fight fan in New York will be
there. Every armchair fight fan in the
country will be there in spirit, too,
thanks to NBC and its sports an-
nouncers. . . . Now that the holidays
are all over, a good way to relax and
spend a pleasant evening is to (a) get
into your oldest clothes, (b) put on
your slippers, (c) light your pipe or
a cigarette, (d) turn on the radio and
listen to some of these Friday evening
good things: Amos 'n' Andy, on at their
same old time, 7:00 P.M. on NBC-
Red, but with a new sponsor. . . . Dr.
Karl Reiland, on NBC-Blue at 7:15 . . .
Grand Central Station, a half-hour
drama, complete in this instalment, of
life in a big city, on NBC-Blue at
8:00. . . . Death Valley Days, another
complete drama, but with a romantic
Western background, on NBC-Blue at
8:30. . . . Hollywood Hotel, back again
on CBS at 9:00 . . . The True Story-
Court of Human Relations, on NBC-Red
at 9:30 starring A. L. Alexander, for-
mer Good Will Court man. . . . Jimmie
Fidler and his stimulating movie gos-
sip and criticisms on NBC-Red at 10:30.
. . . Followed by Dorothy Thompson on
the same network at 10:45. And don't
forget the daytime serials either — such
as Carol Kennedy's Romance on CBS
at 11:15 A.M., on which Gretchen
Davidson plays the title role.
Gretchen Davidson,
who has the title
role in C BS' Carol
Kennedy's Romance.
Highlights For Friday, Jan. 14 and 21
Phyllis Stratford on
The Life of Mary Soth-
ern is played by dark-
eyed Florence Golden.
JANUARY 14: By this time Florence
Golden, who plays Phyllis Stratford,
ought to be back in the cast of The
Life of Mary Sothern, on CBS at
5:15. . . . Florence underwent an
emergency appendicitis operation sev-
eral weeks ago, but she should be
around again by now. In private life,
Florence is the wife of Don Becker,
who writes the scripts for this excit-
ing serial. . . . Here are the people
who play the other characters in the
Mary Sothern story: Jerry Lester is
Danny, Charles Seel is Daddy, Jay
Jostyn is Max, Grace Valentine is Mrs.
Sanders, and Charles Webster is the
cantankerous Mr. Sanders. And, of
course, there's Mary Sothern herself.
. . . CBS has another good serial
on at 5:45 — Hilltop House, starring
Bess Johnson. Did you know that
Irene Hubbard, who plays Thelma
Gidley in Hilltop House, is the former
Aunt Maria of Show Boat? Or that
the two lovable youngsters, Jerry and
Jean Adair, are played by Jimmie
Donnelly and Janice Gilbert?
JANUARY 21: There isn't a lot ol
J room left in today's section of your
Almanac, so it will be devoted to
some of the things you ought to listen
to between 7:00 and 8:00 P.M., E.S.T.
. . . Poetic Melodies on CBS at 7:00,
followed at 7:15 by Uncle Ezra and his
homespun philosophy on NBC-Red.
Then there's Boake Carter, on CBS at
7:45.
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AM time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue: Southernaires
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
R:I5
NBC-Blue: D'ck Leibert
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
0:00
CBS: Roy Block
NBC-BIik. Bre^'a't rilrb
NBC-Red: The Wise Man
3:15
NBC-Red: Sunshine Exprest
9:30
CBS: Rich.ird Maxwell
&'BS: Journal of Liv;ng
9:45
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
NBC-Red: Landt Trio
10:00
CBS: Fred Feibel
NBC-Blue: Breen and De Rose
NBC-Red: Amanda Snow
11:15
NBC-Blue: Swing Serenade
NBC-Red Charioteers
10:30
' BS Let's Pretend
NBC-Red: Manhatters
11:00
CBS: Symphony Concert
NBC-Red: Florence Hale Forum
11:15
NBC-RHie: Minute Men
NBC-Red: Ford Rush, Silent Slim
M:30
NBC-Blue Our Barn
NBC-Red Half Past Eleven
l?:00 Noon
NBC-Blue Call to Youth
NBC-Red: Allen Leafer's Orch.
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CBS: George Hall Orch.
NBC-Blue F ?rm and Home Hour
NBC-Red Rex Battle's Orch.
1:00
NBC-Red Don Bestor Orch.
1:30
CBS. Buffalo Presents
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red C::mpus Capers
1:55
NBC-Blue: Metropolitan Opera
2:00
CBS: Madison Ensemble
NBC-Red Your Host is Buffalo
2:30
NBC-Blue: Louis Panico's Orch.
NBC-Red Golden Melod.es
2-45
CBS. Tours in Tone
3:00
NBC-Blue: Whitney Ensemble
3:30
CBS Waltzes of the Wor'ri
NBC-Red: Fashions in Music
5*15
CBS: George Olsen's Orch.
5:45
CBS- Coolidge Quartet
NBC-Red: El Chico Revue
6:05
NBC-Blue: Weber's Orch.
NBC-Red El Chico Revue
6:30
NBC: Press- Radio News
6:35
NBC-Blue' Alma Kitchell
NBC-Red: Strolling Songster
6:45
NBC-Blue: Johnny O'Brien Orch.
NBC-Red: Religion in The News
7:00
CBS: Saturday Swinq Session
NBC-Blue: Message of Israel
NBC-Red: William Scotti Orch.
7:30
CBS: Carborundum Band
NBC-Blue: Uncle Jim's Question
Bee
NBC-Red: Tex O'Rourke
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NBC-Red: Jean Sablon
8:00
NBC-Red: Robert Ripley
8:30
CBS: Johnny Presents
NBC-Blue: Linton Wells
NBC-Red: Jack Haley
9:00
CBS Professor Quiz
NBC-Blue: National Barn Dance
NBC-Red: Al Roth Orch.
0:30
(BS: Your Pet Program
NBC-Red: Special Delivery
10:00
CBS Your Hit Parade
NBC: Arturo Toscanini
1 1 '00
CBS Dance Music
NBC: Dance Music
MOTTO OF
THE DAY
By RUSS
MORGAN
Honesty is the brightest coin from the mint of character.
Highlights For Saturday, Dec. 25
O IRST of all, your Almanac has
to wish everybody a very merry
Christmas, plenty of presents, and
two pieces too much turkey at dinner.
. . . Now to your eifts from radio. . . .
CBS has a program of greetings from
many foreign countries, all brought to
you via short-wave. . . . NBC's short-
wave offerings include the Vatican
Choir, singing in Rome. ... In the
afternoon, NBC's broadcast of the
matinee from the Metropolitan Opera
House is one of your regular Saturday
features, but it ought to be extra good
just because it's Christmas. . . . Also
over NBC comes the St. Augustine
Choir singing in Des Moines, Iowa.
... If you suddenly hear Hollywood
Hotel going on about four o'clock this
afternoon, you aren't crazy. The Hotel
skipped its regular Friday-night broad-
cast last night in favor of a matinee
between 4:00 and 5:00 today. At
5:00 Hollywood Hotel is followed by a
three-quarter-hour radio version of
Charles Dickens' great Christmas story,
"A Christmas Carol" — starring, of
course, Lionel Barrymore. . . . For
music-lovers, the biggest treat of all is
Arturo Toscanini's first broadcast as
director of the NBC Symphony Orches-
tra, on both NBC networks between
10:00 and 11:30 tonight. NBC has
been looking forward to this night for
a long time. . . . And while you're
passing out Christmas greetings, send a
few cf the birthday variety to Gladys
Swarthout and Bob Ripley.
No Christmas would
be complete without
Lionel Barrymore play-
ing old miser Scrooge.
Highlights For Saturday, Jan. 1
TF you have strength enough today
1
to listen, after last night, there's
The description of
today's Sugar Bowl
game is in the hands
of NBC's Bill Stern.
plenty for you to listen to — particularly
football and classical music. The Mu-
tual network has the annual East-West
football game, between the best play-
ers of the East and the best of the
West. It starts at 4:00 P.M., E.S.T.
. . . CBS offers the annual Florida
classic, the Orange Bowl game; and
NBC has two — count 'em — big games.
. . . The Sugar Bowl tussle from New
Orleans, Bill Stern announcing it, on
the Red network beginning at 2:00;
and the Rose Bowl game from Pasa-
dena, California, beginning at 4:45 on
the Blue. . . . All these games, of
course, are the season's farewell to pig-
skin tossing. . . . Mutual has whipped
together a program of New Year's Day
greetings to people in all parts of the
country, particularly to people who are
isolated. Part of the program will go
into the remote Hudson Be.y country,
where the ice won't break up for three
or four months yet. . . . Now that the
football and special events are over,
your Almanac can point out the musi-
cal treats. . . . The Metropolitan Opera
on NBC-Blus from 1:55 to 4:45,
Maestro Toscanini's second concert on
both NBC networks from 10:00 to
11:30, and the Chicago Symphony on
MBS from 9:15 to 11:00, Dr. Frederick
Siock conducting. The latter conflicts
in time with most of the Toscanini
concert, but what can you do about
it except take your pick?
Highlights For Saturday, Jan. 8
THE last two Saturdays have been
■^ so full of special events and such
that your ALMANAC hasn't had space
to tell you a few things you may not
have known about this man Toscanini
the NBC network is making so much
fuss about. . . . To begin with, there
isn't much doubt in anybody's mind
that he's the greatest musician in the
world today — though he'd probably be
the first to break a baton over your
head if you told him so, because he's
a genuinely modest man. If he de-
cided to direct his orchestra playing
"Roses in December" or "The Organ
Grinder's Swing" they'd sound like
something out of Beethoven's studio in-
stead of Tin Pan Alley. ... All he
does is stand up in front of a lot of
musicians and wave his baton at them,
but you'd be surprised at the amount
of difference it makes when Toscanini
is doing the baton-waving. . . . He
never uses a score because he remem-
bers them all and can't see well enough
to read them while he's conducting any-
way. He can sit down and read a
complicated piece of music like you
read a novel, and remember about how
it sounds afterwards, without ever
having heard it played. . . . He does
get angry at his musicians when they
don't play as well as he wants them
to, and then he goes into a corner
and mumbles bitterly to himself before
coming back and trying again. He
won't let anyone in to listen to re-
hearsals.
Arturo Toscanini di-
rects another sym-
phony concert for NBC
at 10 o'clock tonight.
Highlights For Saturday, Jan. 15 and 22
Rudolph Ganz leads
the N. Y. Philharmonic
Orchestra today in a
children's concert.
JANUARY 15: Because of illnrss
Ernest Schelling isn't directing the
Carnegie Hall Saturday morning
Children's concerts this year. Rudolph
Ganz, famous pianist and conductor, is
taking Schelling's place for today's
concert. . . . According to its custom,
CBS broadcasts the children's concert
at 11:00 A.M. . . . The children come in
for a special program on NBC-Blue at
11:00, too: Our Barn, with an all-
juvenile cast. . . . For more sophisti-
cated tastes, there's George Hall's or-
chestra on CBS at half an hour after
high noon ... or the Farm and Home
Hour on NBC-Blue at the same time.
J
anuary 22: One of CBS's most
popular sustaining programs is on
the air tonight at 7:00 — the Satur ' iy
Swing Session, with the hottest of jam-
band maestros and soloists as its guest
artists. ... At 7:30 lend an ear to
Tex O'Rourke and his boys on NBC-
Red. Tex will remind you a good deal
of Will Rogers or Bob Burns, and you
may find yourself wondering why he
hasn't got a sponsored program yet.
. . . Your ALMANAC has been telling
you all about the symphony orchestras
on the air Saturday nights, but you
don't have to listen to them if you
don't want to — there's always Bob
Ripley on NBC-Red at 8:00. Johnny
Presents on CBS and Jack Haley on
NBC-Red at 8:30, Professor Quiz on
CBS .->nd the Nn onal Barn Dance on
NBC-Blue at 9:00.
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ANEW KIND OF CREAM has been
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49
BEHIND all the hit tunes your favorite band is
playing, there's an unknown salesman. Before
you begin humming a melody that has reached
top ranking in Your Hit Parade, a super-charged,
streamlined song merchant has huffed and puffed to
put the tune over.
They call themselves musical agents or contact men.
Others call them song pluggers. By any name, they're
the unsung heroes of the dance band world. They
speak their own language, work when you're asleep,
maintain their own benevolent association, and make
as much as $1000 a week, if they're as successful as
Rocco Vocco, Lew Diamond or Elmer
White.
I talked to George Hall, veteran
bandsman of CBS, about them. He's
a good man to see, because he inter-
views about forty song pluggers
every week.
A contact man's primary job is to
show orchestra leaders his portfolio
of tunes and urge that they be played
on the air. Because Hall's orchestra
is a standard one, he's important to
the song pluggers, and they show
him ninety per cent of their wares
in proof form. If he says the tune is
a good one and the stock orchestra-
tion is up to standard, the proof is
okayed and printed. If he says he
doesn't like a tune, publishers have
learned to take his word that they've
probably got a lemon.
The toughest part of a contact
man's job is the hours he must put
in. He must work when the orches-
tra leaders are relaxing, which is
usually after midnight. He does most
of his business in the Broadway tav-
erns where leaders go for their early
morning coffee and cake.
Meeting the leaders in those res-
taurants eats into the contact man's
expense account. Another costly
item is wearing apparel. He has to
dress smartly so he can meet the
music-men in swank supper clubs
when necessary.
Your contact man resents being called a plugger. He
says the term is dated. Before radio and talkies a con-
tact nan usually received about $25 a week and started
his day singing songs and selling sheet music in the
five and dime stores. Then he'd race to the local movie
house and sing songs with illustrated slides as back-
ground, between movies. After that chore he wound
up in a smoke-filled cabaret singing his lungs out as
guest vocalist with the permanent orchestra.
Since the advent of radio, those days are gone — the
contact men hope — forever. The revenue from songs
today comes from the big (Continued on page 63)
For singing as refreshing
as her sponsor's product,
and blues notes that will
haunt you, tune in Alice
Cornett Friday nights, on
CBS, on Coca Cola show.
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RADIO MIRROR
The $2,000,000.00
Temptation
(Continued from page 27)
broadcast not too many months ago,
before I say anything at all about
the $2,000,000 that fell into Oscar's
lap, perhaps I had better explain how
it came about that Oscar contacted
that perfect quart.
To do that, we will have to jump
out to Texas where Oscar was a cow-
boy artist living near El Paso. His
teachers told him he had real talent.
They also said he had progressed to
the point where they couldn't teach
him any more. They suggested he
go to Europe and finish his studies.
Oscar felt mighty good about what
they said. And the very thought of
going to Europe started him dream-
ing dreams. He woke up when his
painting hand fondled a bankroll that
was only one-third the size of the
fare across the pond. And that's the
way things stood when Oscar met
Baron Friedrich Karl Koenig von
Warthausen.
THE German was trying to fly
' around the world in a small plane
with a 20-horse power motor. He
cracked up not far from Oscar's home
and was seriously injured. One of the
first persons arriving at the scene of
the accident was Oscar Strobel. He
went to the hospital with the foreign
pilot, called on him several times
while the cuts and broken bones were
healing. And when the time came for
the German to leave the hospital and
go on his way, he handed Oscar an
envelope. It contained a scholarship
in a fine art school in Germany.
It was agreed that the two should
meet in New York and, somehow,
they were going to dig up the dough
that would take care of Oscar's fare
to the art school, and keep him alive
until he got there. So Oscar was not
worrying very much that day in mid-
October when he boarded a train with
a ticket for New York and only two
sawbucks in his kick.
But the old confidence began to
ooze east of the Mississippi River.
More passengers began looking at his
new high-heeled boots and his new
ten-gallon hat. They stared. They
whispered. Oscar was mighty em-
barrassed. So you can understand
why he was a little wild when the
train crawled to a stop in Grand
Central Station.
First one out of his car, he pointed
cut his bags to a red cap and made
a bee line for a taxi stand. Oscar's
baggage went in front beside the
driver and a few minutes later he
was registering at the Governor Clin-
ton Hotel. Th- lobby was full of
eyes — eyes all looking at Oscar.
It was, I want to tell you, a mighty
red-faced, badly pestered cowboy
who sighed with relief when he got
within the four walls of his room.
His first job now was to get his
trunk. He was about to call the por-
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• At parties, do you instinctively avoid
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All that trouble with fickle make-up
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in every strong light.
Many women think they have a shiny
skin, when the shine is due entirely to
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With a finished touch of light-proof
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Day or night. Nor will you have all
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Seeing is believing
You have doubtless bought a good
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ter about it when he noticed an extra
grip among the baggage on the floor.
It was a small but expensive piece.
And painted on the side was L. J.
Harmon — Indianapolis.
Oscar, of course, figured right off
that the bell boy had picked it up in
the lobby by mistake. So he reached
for the telephone and asked for Mr.
Harmon. This gentleman, it seems,
was not, after all. a guest of the
hotel.
It will be hard, boys and girls, for
you to believe later that the bag
was not locked, but it wasn't. All
Oscar had to do was loosen two straps
and press a clasp. And there, peeping
shyly at him out of a bed of linen was
that fresh, clean bottle wearing a
green Internal Revenue stamp for a
necktie.
Oscar's "Welcome stranger" was a
prayer of thankfulness. And he
wasted no time in doing the honors.
Oscar relaxed his length in that
over-stuffed chair with the pleasant
thought the Strobel luck was still rid-
ing high. The bag, minus the quart,
he would send on to the Indianapolis
police who could turn it over to its
owner. But two or three bourbons
later came the idea the owner's ad-
dress might be in the case some-
where. Under some clothing he came
upon a big, heavy, thick red envelope.
The first thing he pulled out of the
envelope was a stock certificate.
I T was for sixteen hundred shares
1 of National City Bank!
There were also a few hundred
shares of Guaranty Trust Company
and some insurance stock.
All the certificates were properly
endorsed and ready for sale.
Now, being an artist, Oscar Stro-
bel had not the vaguest idea of the
value of those securities. But there
was no trick in finding out. He called
a stock exchange house and was given
quotations on the issues that had
fallen in his lap.
National City Bank, for instance,
was selling at $560 a share!
Oscar had another bourbon on the
strength of that information. And
then he settled down with pencil and
paper to figure out how much the
stuff was# worth.
The total came to more than $2,-
000,000!
There came to him gradually a
conviction there was something
screwy about the whole thing. Per-
haps the securities had been stolen,
then planted on him. (That idea made
him sweat.) Or perhaps some clerk
had lost them and would be driven
by despair to kill himself.
It wasn't just the bourbon that was
working on Oscar's brain. He was,
you must admit, in a very peculiar
spot. And for all he knew that spot
might be plenty hot.
Oscar decided to go to the Na-
tional City Bank. Officials there, he
thought, should be able to locate the
owner of that $2,000,000.
At the imposing offices of the big
bank. Oscar told a uniformed guard
he wanted to see the president. Well
RADIO MIRROR
sir, he had asked the right man. One
whose job it is to keep people from
seeing the president.
The next person Oscar saw was a
young man at a desk just inside a low
railing. He wasn't the president and
he wasn't so very sympathetic. (Per-
haps he caught a whiff of that bour-
bon breath). But Oscar was so in-
sistent the young man introduced him
to some one a little higher in author-
ity, but still miles away from the
president. "It's a personal matter,"
Oscar told him. Oscar says he could
almost see a thin sheet of ice form
between them. Oscar's name and ad-
dress went down on a scratch pad. It
was followed by word that if the
president wanted to see Oscar he
would telephone him.
At that. Oscar loosened the reins
and let 'er buck.
He was going to Europe. He had
found a bag containing two million'
dollars worth of securities.
Well. sir. vou should see that ice
melt!
C QUADS of vice presidents assem-
*^ bled around him on the double.
They tried to beam upon him. They
shook his hand. They patted him on
the back. And in two minutes he
was in the president's office.
President Gordon Rentschler told
Oscar the man who lost the securities
had been a classmate at Princeton. He
had already reported the loss.
Back at the hotel, Oscar was
greeted by fourteen reporters and
photographers. And it was Mr. Har-
mon's turn to be burned up when he
read the stories in the morning
papers. Over the phone, he gave
Oscar particular hell for the publicity.
Oscar explained the hotel was respon-
sible for that. Then Harmon said the
stories had caused him to change his
mind about giving Oscar a reward of
$1,000.
For two days Oscar nursed a
grouch and the bonded bourbon. The
roll was rapidly diminishing. The
trip to Europe had become a mirage.
But the Strobel luck was holding.
A muggy morning brought a tele-
phone call from the office of the
North German Lloyd Steamship
Company. Mr. Harmon had, it seems,
bought him a ticket to Europe.
Believe me, boys and girls, there
are not many men who have had a
temptation like the one that nestled
in this cowboy's lap. But Oscar Stro-
bel was an honest man, and today he
has his reward. He studied hard for
eight months in Germany and today
he is a successful artist. I have seen
his paintings on the covers of some
of America's largest magazines. And
he is still painting, now at his stu-
dio at Scottsdale. Arizona.
How did that bag with §2,000,000
in securities get into Oscar's hands?
Well, sir, they figure the red cap
must have picked it up on the plat-
form at Grand Central. And Oscar,
in his hurry to get where people
couldn't stare at him, never noticed
it until it was in his room.
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MOTHER MAKES GOOD
WITH SEVEREST CRITIC
WELL, mother, you deserve his
praise. You picked Franco-
American because children and grown-
ups too, love its delicious flavor. That
zestful tomato puree sauce, smoothly
blended with golden mellow cheddar
cheese, makes a dish entirely different
from ordinary ready-cooked spaghetti.
Families that have once tasted Franco-
American are never satisfied with any-
thing else. And no wonder!
Franco -American Spaghetti is just
packed with nourishment. It saves you
hours of work, too — because it is all
ready to heat and eat. And at its usual
price of ten cents a can it costs less
than 3^a portion. No wonder women
buy more Franco- American every day.
Here's a delicious healthful luncheon
your children will love. It's quick, easy,
and economical:
POACHED EGGS IN SPAGHETTI NESTS
Dice and parboil one green pepper.
Mix with 2 cans Franco-American Spa-
ghetti and heat in saucepan. Poach four
eggs. On each hot luncheon plate make
a nest with a quarter of the spaghetti.
Place egg in center, sprinkle with salt
and pepper and garnish with parsley.
Serves 4 — costs 380. Good for Sunday
night supper, too. Serve with mixed
fresh vegetable salad; fresh berries or
preserved fruit and cookies for dessert.
But be sure it's
Franco-American spaghetti
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* Simply mix three tablespoons of Linit (the same Linit
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heartbreak, divorce and failure
could be averted if only the astrologi-
cal "DANGER— CURVES AHEAD"
signs were watched.
It is with that thought in mind
that I have delved into the horoscopes
of Alice Faye, Phil Baker, Jack
Benny, Lanny Ross, W. C. Fields,
Martha Raye, Fred Allen, Kate Smith,
and Rudy Vallee.
Buxom, lovable Kate Smith was
born under the sign of Taurus. Tau-
rus rules the throat and many great
singers were born under this sign.
1938 is not Kate's lucky year. She
should not marry and if she does, it
will not be a wise move. Her horo-
scope reveals what we astrologers call
"an accidental vibration." This will
not take the form of an airplane or
auto accident but rather, the sudden,
agonizing and humiliating realization
that some lifelong friend has been
deceitful to her. The bottom will fall
out of Kate's dreams.
VA/ERE you born on St. Valentine's
™ " Day? If so, you are the type of
person who will always do something
different. Bland Jack Benny was born
on this romantic day, which falls un-
der the sign of Aquarius, and he has
a thousand imitators dogging his foot-
steps.
The Jello-again jester just can't
miss in 1938. Everything that has
gone before him will be dwarfed in
comparison. He will make more
money than ever before. His health
will be excellent. People born under
this sign are usually as strong as oxen.
The one surprise in 1938 for Jack
will be some coveted honor that he
has been seeking since childhood. He's
going to be prouder of this token than
seeing his name shine in lights over
Broadway.
Of all the horoscopes I have read of
radio's great, Jack Benny's is among
the most glowing for 1938. Only one
ominous sign clouds the horizon. It
points toward Jack's private life.
That his married life with Mary Liv-
ingstone is threatened, is unthinkable.
Yet it will be best for the Bennys to
grip each other's hands a little tighter
in 1938 as they march together up the
steps to fame and fortune.
Lawyers, liens, writs, and wrangles
blacken the New Year's advent for
cavern-mouthed Martha Raye. The
legal trouble may concern her domes-
tic differences with Buddy Westmore
or her work on the Hollywood lots.
Born under the sign of Virgo, Mar-
tha has a wild and woolly tempera-
ment that can get out of hand unless
she is very careful. Friends are apt
to pin the blame for Martha's frequent
flare-ups on an unleashed tempera-
ment. But they must remember that
girl's flight to the top rung of the
ladder had the speed of the China
Clipper. It happened all too fast for
the bright-eyed hi-de-ho singer. She
held it in when Broadway bookers
laughed in her face. She controlled
54
RADIO MIRROR
her temper when night club impre-
sarios tossed her out of a dozen New
York hot spots.
When she finally made good, all at
once she let loose her pent-up emo-
tions.
But if Martha wants to make 1938
her lucky year she should check that
temperament at the door.
Because Fred Allen was born un-
der the sign of Gemini he would have
been an amazing success as a carpen-
ter, coroner or cameraman. He was
born under a dazzling planetary com-
bination and just couldn't miss.
Though the poker-faced comic's di-
gestive processes are bad, 1938 will
find him in good health. Fred should
stop being a hypochondriac and he
would feel a whole lot better.
Any plans Fred is secretly nursing
- — whether he finally decides to shelve
a radio career for grimaces before the
camera — should be accomplished in
1938 if the former juggler wants them
to turn out lucratively.
TAURUS— the sign that rules the
' throat — also guides the destinies of
Alice Faye. She has tremendous, dy-
namic energy and a courage found
only in champions. It is fortunate
that she has these qualities. Without
them she may not be able to conquer
the obstacles that confront her mar-
riage to Tony Martin. Plucked out
of a Broadway chorus by Rudy Vallee,
she became the crooner's outstanding
vocalist. Taken to Hollywood for a
small role, she turned into a glam-
orous star. Alice's blonde head, be-
sides being decorated with the pret-
tiest curls, this side of Antoine of
Paris, also includes a keen business
sense. The crafty managers and
good-time Charlies haven't fooled her
one bit. Malicious gossip she tosses
off with a turn of her proud head.
Whether editors in 1938 have their
linotypes hum out, in big black let-
ters, a separation between Alice and
her dark-haired husband, is up to
the former chorine.
Alice will have to muster all her
courage and strength of character to
make 1938 a happy year all the way
around.
Hot-tempered, pugnacious, imbued
with a burning desire to succeed,
mysteriously attractive to all women
— these are the general characteristics
of people born under the sign of Leo.
And Rudy Vallee is no exception.
Success is apt to make Rudy's head
swim. His belief that he can do al-
most anything and do it well, is his
worst handicap. Rudy should keep
within his limitations. They are se-
curity for him in 1938, although he
may not realize it.
Deep under the veneer which cov-
ers the real Rudy, there is an affec-
tionate understanding of people — par-
ticularly women. Unfortunately he
attracts too many of them; too many
who use him as a pedestal to further
their own gains. They take plenty
from Rudy but have a habit of never
repaying him.
In 1938 Rudy will continue his tire-
less search for a woman who will un-
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derstand him, disregard his harmless
if frequent outbursts of temper, and
possess that priceless quality — loyalty.
Rudy Vallee is looking for a woman
like his mother. But his horoscope
finds no dream girl for Rudy in 1938.
Instead, he will have bad luck in his
dealings with professional women. He
must be very careful not to lose his
head. He's burned his fingers be-
fore. He's liable to do it again.
Charlie McCarthy should be inter-
ested in the next horoscope. It's W.
C. Fields'. Born under the sign of
Virgo, Bill Fields was bound to suc-
ceed as a comedian.
Fields has an utter disregard for
law, order, and conservation of en-
ergy. He seldom takes the advice of
his physicians. This laxity may re-
sult in some dark spots on his chart
for 1938. The illness that has followed
him wherever he went will not leave
him alone in 1938.
If the comedian is still working in
1939 he will make a large sum of
money. 1938 will be the climactic
year. If Bill Fields gets through the
next 365 days successfully, the rest is
easy.
A NOTHER one under the influence
/~^ of Virgo is Phil Baker. But 1938
to Phil is what I call a "stand-off"
year, professionally and financially.
Phil should expect some disappoint-
ing news in the next few months and
should steel himself accordingly. Some
of the plans he has been quietly
grooming will not pan out.
Capricorn is the sign that Lanny
Ross was born under. People born
under this sign usually have to wait
a long time to realize their lifelong
ambitions. In the case of Lanny Ross,
1941 will be his big year.
Then the Yale graduate will get the
one big thing he has been waiting for.
Perhaps an offer from the Metropoli-
tan Opera, or better still, a male heir.
1938 will find Lanny doing a lot of
things he hates to do. Singing ballads
when he wants to sing grand opera.
Laughing when he wants to cry; cry-
ing when he wants to laugh; hungry
for friends when alone; and praying
for isolation when surrounded by
well-wishers.
Radio, itself, is ruled by two sets
of stars — Big, live ones and twinkling,
cosmic ones. When I cast the horo-
scope of America's favorite pastime, I
find that television, while not far off,
will not sprout commercial wings in
1938. It will be a great year for very
young talent. The Bobby Breens and
Deanna Durbins will strike it rich and
a lot of pink-cheeked youngsters you
and I have never heard of, will sud-
denly discard school straps and roller
skates for careers behind the mikes.
And there you have them. Nine
little people with big careers, and a
gigantic industry. I wonder if 365
days from now I will be horoscoping
them again — finding even greater
things to talk about — or — trying des-
perately to rescue some of them from
oblivion?
Whatever it is, I hope that 1938 is
YOUR lucky year!
56
RADIO MI RROR
PROFESSOR
TWENTY QUESTIONS
The Professor Quiz program is
sponsored by Nash Motors every
Saturday night over the CBS net-
work. Play the game of radio
knowledge with him on the air
and on this page.
1. What former crooner with Cros-
by is working on the Jack Oakie pro-
gram?
2. Name Louella Parsons' sponsor.
3. Give Jack Benny's and Don
Ameche's real names.
4. What popular orchestra leader
can memorize a tune after hearing it
only once, but finds it almost impos-
sible to memorize a lyric?
5. What comedian received 3200
votes for President of the U. S. in
1928?
6. What Thursday-night star is
color blind?
7. Who discovered he had a sing-
ing voice when he competed in a hog-
calling contest?
8. Who is Peggy Lou Snyder?
9. What favorite movie star, who
starts a radio series on January sec-
ond, has a squeaky singing voice?
10. What star has a musical instru-
ment for a last name?
11. What continental singing star,
in the U. S. for a number of guest ap-
pearances, always sports a monocle?
12. What actor plays "The Shad-
ow" on Sundays and Brutus in a
Broadway production of Shakes-
peare's "Julius Caesar" every other
night of the week?
13. Why was Milton Rettenberg,
the Singing Lady's accompanist, ap-
pointed receiver for a bankrupt es-
tate recently?
14. How many poems has Tony
Wons written?
15. What two brothers who spent
more than a year being mad at each
other have now become friends
again?
16. Freeman Gosden and Charles
' Correll — which one is Amos and
which is Andy?
17. Who conducts the Blue Velvet
orchestra?
18. What two symphonic radio or-
chestra leaders first arrived in the
United States on the same day?
19. What comedian does General
Hugh S. Johnson look like and what
feature emphasizes the similarity?
20. What glamorous star first made
a name for herself as a dancer in
spite of her plans to be a singer?
(For the correct answers see page 86)
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Janice Gilbert and Jimmy Donnelly of Hilltop House
Scrapbook Sketch
THE play is new and so are the
roles, but don't be surprised if
the voices sound strangely fa-
miliar, when you are listening to
Hilltop House, the dramatic five-
day-a-week serial that CBS intro-
duced to radio audiences early in
November. Leading characters are
all portrayed by radio actors who
have won listeners in other pro-
grams.
Bess Johnson recently turned over
to Sunda Love the part of Frances
Moran Matthews in Today's Chil-
dren so she could give her time to
playing the matron of the orphan-
age in Hilltop House. And she
was once known to thousands of
listeners as Lady Esther. A person
of amazing versatility, she has been
not only actress, but producer
(Sunbrite Junior Nurse Corps), di-
rector and radio technician. Her
roles are as varied in real life. Be-
sides air engagements, she handles
the job of wife and mother and of
advertising executive. But she keeps
her home and career distinctly sep-
arate. Miss Johnson is blonde, blue-
eyed and five feet nine inches tall.
Heard as Thelma Gidley, assistant
to the orphanage head, is Irene
Hubbard, who also plays Aunt Mary
in Special Delivery, and was for-
merly Maria Jamison, sister of the
Show Boat skipper.
John Moore, until recently a Brit-
ish radio and musical comedy star,
is the Jeffrey Barton of Hilltop
House. He made his American net-
work debut as Sir Donald Rogers in
The O'Neills. Moore is five feet
eleven inches tall,, weighs 160
pounds, and has brown eyes and
black hair. He is married to Shir-
ley Dale, actress.
Playing Paul Hutchinson, the
banker-friend of Hilltop's matron.
is Alfred Swenson, a resident of
Staten Island, who, properh
enough, is noted for his interpre-
tation of sea captains. He was Cap-
tain Diamond of the sketch by that
title, and has appeared in similar
roles in March of Time and othei
programs.
Two very young radio veterans.
Janice Gilbert, 14, and Jimmy Don-
nelly, 12, handle the characters of
the two orphans. They are a pop-
ular juvenile team, playing Janice
and Eddie Collins in The O'Neills
and the child roles in Second Hus-
band. Jimmy has also been heard
in singing and speaking roles on
Death Valley Days, Show Boat.
Echoes of New York Town, Popeye,
and other broadcasts. Janice plays
any kind of girl part, from crying
infant to sixteen-year-old, and came
to the air in Mary Small's Little
Miss Bab-O show.
Carleton Young, the Bill of Our
Gal Sunday, is Dr. Robbie Clark in
the new drama. He has written
radio continuity and played in stock.
He is six feet tall, weighs 163
pounds, has wavy dark brown hair
and blue eyes. His wife is Barbara
Davis.
Gene Krupa Fans: — The Grand
Duke of Swing is an ardent
disciple of the art of "jamming.'-
He is now writing a book on swing
drumming. Krupa was born in Chi-
cago, Jan. 15, 1909. He attended
Bowen High School and was gradu-
ated from St. Josephs College,
Rensselaer, Ind. He has never taken
a drum lesson but can read and
write music — studied piano as a
youngster. Band leaders for whom
{Continued on page 79)
RADIO M IRROR
Take Your Pun Where You Find It
a — a — well, a hermit, then what
would you want to be?
Beetle: Vice-President.
Phil: Don't mind him folks — that
ethereal Charlie McCarthy! Now, I
want to get down to business and
make some resolutions
Bottle: Pardon me, sir, but there's
a man here that wants to see you
He says he's from the real estate
agency.
Phil: Oh yes. All right, I'll see
him. I've got to find a new place
to live.
Real Estate Agent: Good day, sir.
My card, if you'll be so kindly.
Phil: Ummmm. George Bernard
Shawpiro, Purveyor of Real Estate de
Luxe. What's this little C. and S.
on the side?
Shawpiro: A little cloaks and suits
on the side.
Phil: Ah, an entrepreneur, eh?
Shawpiro: Could be! Now. are
you in the market
hacienda?
Phil: No — I had
cienda.
Shawpiro: Stucco?
Phil: I certainly was!
Shawpiro: Well then, 1 have an
estate up in the canyon. Spractically
new, and has the choicest furnichee.
One of the rooms is furnished in the
period of Louis the Fourteenth and
for a Spanish
a Spanish ha-
(Continued from page 39)
one in the period of Louis the Six-
teenth.
Phil: What became of Louis the
Fifteenth?
Shawpiro: What am I — a historian?
Phil: All right, what's the price?
Shawpiro: The price? Oh yes, the
price. Wellllll, let me see .... The
mortgage on the house is thirty-two
times five — plus the termites and the
amortization — and five cents back on
the milk bottles, two cents for the
pints — seven into five gives fifteen —
minus six per cents Say, just
a minute, if I'm not too inquisitive,
is it true you are Phil Baker from the
radio?
Phil: Could be!
Shawpiro: My children are crazy
for your broadcastings, especial when
you say "Do you wanna buy a duck?"
Phil: Oh, do you wanna buy a
duck? Don't they ever listen to the
man who plays the accordion on Sun-
day nights and tells the funny jokes?
Shawpiro: Oh, him? Phooey!
Phil: Get out of here! And take
your ducks — I mean real estate — with
you! . . . The idea of him coming
in here and trying to sell me some
of his lousy houses! Shooting is too
good for him!
Beetle: Cheer up, Baker, being on this
program isn't.
Bottle: Oh Beetle, you Phoenix.
you Real Silk, you Interwoven —
Phil: Bottle, what are you saying?
Bottle: Oh, forgive me, sir, I'm
giving him a sock in the puss.
Phil: Very cute, Bottle — you're
the kind of guy that keeps coffee
awake.
Bottle: Oh, Mr. Baker, that's very
funny, indeed it is.
Phil: Just one of my minor jokes.
Bot.
Bottle: What do you mean, sir, one
of your minor jokes?
Beetle: Less than twenty-one years old.
Phil: Sneer all you want to,
Beetle, but remember, I'm still the
big gun on this program.
Beetle: I know you are, Baker — your
sponsor told me so.
Phil: He did? What did he say?
Beetle: He said you're gonna be fired.
(The door opens again, and Oscon
Bradley comes in.)
Phil: Well, well, it's about timt
you were showing up. Is everybody
late today? What kept you, Oscar?
Oscar: I'm sorry, Phil, but I just
had a fight with my wife, Ruth. She'll
never come back to me now.
Phil: Gee, I'm sorry. Oscar. What
happened?
Oscar: It all happened over the
telephone. Ruth phoned me when 1
was busy and I called her a name.
Phil: That's bad. Oscar. What
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did you call her?
Oscar: Louise.
Phil: Er— yes, I see why she
might have been sore. What you
need, Oscar, is a wife like Bottle's
girl. You really have a nice girl,
Bot. I remember the time she invited
me to her birthday party. There were
sixteen candles on the cake.
Bottle: Oh, Mr. Baker, she isn't
that young. Are you sure there were
sixteen candles on the cake?
Phil: There were on the piece I
had.
Bottle: Oh, aren't you the one!
You know, my girl thinks I am a true
cavalier, because every time I see
her I bend low and kiss her hand.
Phil: I don't blame you, Bot. I've
seen her face, too.
(Bottle starts in to laugh heartily.)
Phil: All right, Bot, now what are
you laughing at?
Bottle: Gypsy Rose Lee doing a
strip tease act in an airplane!
Phil: Well? What's funny about
that?
Bottle: Panties from heaven!
Phil: Bottle, there's only one
thing that keeps me from breaking
you in half. I don't want to have two
of you. And what's the idea of wear-
ing those smoked glasses you have
on tonight?
Bottle: Oh, I don't want to be
recognized, sir.
Phil: Bottle, you're no celebrity.
Who'd recognize you without smoked
glasses?
Bottle: Er — the fellow I stole them
from.
Phil: I'm disgusted with you, Bot,
and with everybody on this program.
Here I wanted to make some resolu-
tions, and you've wasted so much of
my time that we've only got enough
left to do our play. Tonight, ladies
and gentlemen, our drama brings you
a day in Hiram Baker's General Store
at Toots Corners. The scene opens in
the store on a very busy day. Here
we go!
* * *
Phil: I'll take one card.
Oscar: Here you are. I'll stand pat.
Phil: I'll bet five.
Oscar: Waal, let me see now, just
for that I guess I'll have to raise that
five.
Phil: Kinda sure of yourself, ain't
you? Waal, I'll tap you and bet you
everything I got on the table.
Oscar: I'll see you. What you got?
Phil: Deuces.
Oscar: How many?
Phil: One.
Oscar: Doggone it, and I thought
you was blufnn'. You win.
Phil: Waal, I guess.
(The door opens and Mrs. Perkins
comes in.)
Mrs. Perkins: Good evenin', Hiram.
How's business?
Phil: Not so good, Mrs. Perkins.
That prize hen of mine ain't laid an
egg in two months.
Mrs. Perkins: What do you think
is wrong with her?
Phil: I don't know. I guess she
just went on a stand-up strike.
Mrs. Perkins: 'Tain't funny, McGee.
60
Phil: Waal, Mrs. Perkins, that's the
first egg that's been laid around here
in a long time. Pardon me, here
comes another customer. Hello, Zeke,
what have you been up to?
Bottle: My neck. I just fell into
a barrel of herring.
Phil: Pickled?
Beetle: That's how he fell in!
Phil: You darn fool, give me your
clothes. I'll put them through the
wringer.
Bottle: Ouch! Wait until I get out
of them.
Phil: It's about time to get a new
suit anyway, Zeke.
Bottle: What's wrong with the one
I'm wearing? I was married in it.
Phil: I know. I can see the bullet
holes. Tell me, Zeke, been to the
city lately?
Bottle: Yeah, I went down to the
city last Sunday.
Phil: Did you now? Say, did you
see that gal Sally Rand while you
were down there? I hear she married
a baseball player and is raisin' her
own fans. Boy, is that a humdinger
of a joke!
(He's still cackling over it when the
door opens again.)
Phil: Waal, dog my cats if it ain't
Eph Tuttle, the toughest hill billy
in these here parts. Hello, Eph!
Eph: Hello, Hiram. Say, that cow
of yourn almost killed me just now.
Phil: What you talkin' about?
Eph: Waal, I was walking toward
your store and it come a-snortin' at
me like a tornado.
Phil: What did you do?
Eph: I just grabbed him by the
horns and let him have it.
Phil: Just a minute, Eph, that cow
ain't got no horns.
Eph: Oh, no wonder I got milk!
Say, Hiram, have you any more of
that South American rum? Boy, was
that somethin'!
Phil: You don't mean to tell me
you finished a whole gallon of that
since last week!
Eph: I mean to tell you that Grand-
ma drank the whole gallon and we
ain't seen hide nor hair of her since.
Phil: Drank a gallon! Good night!
Where is she now?
Eph: Flyin' for the Spanish Gov-
ernment.
Beetle: Quick, get some more of that
rum and give it all to Baker!
Phil: Beetle, now you've spoiled
our play!
Beetle: I'm sorry, Baker, and to prove
it I'll do you a favor. You've been try-
ing all through the program to think up
some good resolutions. Well, I'll give you
just one, and if you make it all your
friends will be happy.
Phil: I always knew you were
really my friend, Beetle. What is it?
Beetle: Get off the air! Now every-
body'll have a Happy New Year!
Next month — still another in Radio
Mirror's gallery of great comic
"Readio-Broadcasts"! It stars that
master of the tall tale, Fibber McGee,
and his good wife Molly — and though
she says " 'Tain't funny" we can prom-
ise you — 'tis!
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Alice Frost is heroine of
Big Sister, on CBS daily.
Can your face stand close inspection? End
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Stale-
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health which makes it possible for
her to keep up and apply that in-
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Alice Frost, the charming and at-
tractive blonde dramatic actress,
paused a moment to remove "Henry
McGuire" from the fishy temptation
of the canapes on her early Amer-
ican coffee table. Henry is an enor-
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and-white cat — "just 'alley,' ' as
Alice laughingly explains, "but defi-
nitely from the better alleys!"
"I think," she continued thought-
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apparently well-groomed woman
with an obviously neglected skin.
I've always admired beauty in wo-
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beautifully coiffed hair, and then
discover that her skin just can't bear
close inspection! It's like finding a
disfiguring mask on a lovely paint-
ing. Of course, there are people who
need medical care and treatment,
but the average girl could do so
much more with her complexion
than she does.
"That's one of the first things an
actress learns about herself. The
number of performances she must
make up for each week, the varie-
ties of make-ups themselves which
she must use to change from one
characterization to another, quickly
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for her skin.
"The second thing she learns is
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help you to look as though you'd
just stepped out of a beauty salon."
Deftly side-tracked once more
from the canape-tray, Henry Mc-
Guire curled up on the rag rug
before the crackling log fire and
pretended (Continued on page 92)
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RADIO MIRROR
networks, not from the sale of sheet-
music. Publishers check up on their
contact men by calling the program
departments of the networks. Here
they learn what tunes the big bands-
men have scheduled for broadcast.
Each contact man is assigned a flock
of orchestras and made responsible
for the tunes they play.
The boys like their work but admit
they don't get much home life.
OFF THE MUSIC RACK
Mary Jane Walsh, Mutual's new
"Singing Cinderella" who admits that
she owes it all to Rudy Vallee, still
receives nice, long letters from her
former boss ... Is Rosemary Lane
secretly married to Ronnie Ames, Fred
Waring's former manager? . . . Charlie
Barnett has disbanded his orchestra.
So has Goldie. Charlie is playing the
hero in cowboy pictures, and rotund
Goldie is back trumpeting for Paul
Whiteman . . . Edith Caldwell and
Leighton Noble have left George Ol-
sen's band to go out on their own . . .
Fearing that his success was strictly
confined to the radio listening audi-
ence, millionaire band-leader Wayne
King took a job at half-price in
Chicago's Palmer House to prove that
he could still attract cash customers.
Not only did "The Waltz King" break
Facing the Music
(Continued from page 50)
the hotel's record, but his bargain
contract was renewed immediately
. . . Gene Krupa, crack drummer, has
had his contract renewed by Benny
Goodman, squashing rumors that Gene
was leaving the "swing king" . . .
Three of the best accordionists in the
squeeze-box field, Charlie Magnanto,
Joe Viviano, and Abe Goldman, have
formed a trio for radio appearances
. . . Sammy Kaye beat out six other
"name" bands for that Hotel Statler
spot in Cleveland . . . Brightest of
the new New York dance haunts is
The Glass Hat, named for the immense
two-ton chandelier hanging over the
parquet. It is supposed to have cost
$200,000 . . . Under it Val Olman and
Ethel Shutta sing and play . . . You'll
find Will Osborne in St. Paul's Lowry
Hotel, Jack Denny's smooth music in
St. Louis' Chase Hotel.
* * *
CAPICATTA
Besides being one of the hottest
trumpeters in the broadcast band,
Phil Capicatta of Russ Morgan's band
heard on the "Johnny Presents — "
show, is also one of the funniest.
Endless repetition of a number,
which is necessary in order that the
music in the Morgan manner be as
smooth as possible when you hear it,
often gets on the nerves of the musi-
cians.
Capicatta's job is to ease the ten-
sion. Running around the studio dur-
ing rehearsal like a bespectacled
raving maniac, Phil's act always gets
the temperamental members of the
band to replace glares with smiles.
If Morgan's temper flares, Phil
blasts out a raucous, sour note. The
situation is saved. A sloppy instru-
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Phil puts on his show for the benefit
of his fellow musicians.
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RADIO MIRROR
By MRS. MARGARET
SIMPSON
You know how good
a cocoanut Macaroon
dessert can be, but
do you know how
cheap it can be, too?
I WAS brought up
on a farm in Mis-
souri where of
course we had plenty
of good rich cream.
When I came to New
York I couldn't always get cream
so I began using evaporated milk
and sweetened condensed milk in
cooking and discovered that they
gave additional richness and flavor
to recipes I'd formerly made with
cream."
The speaker was Mary Margaret
McBride, famous newspaper woman
and star of her own program on
CBS every Monday, Wednesday
and Friday noon, and her words are
of special significance at this time,
for with the approach of the Lenten
season many of you face the prob-
lem of eliminating meats from your
menus without decreasing the
amount of neces-
sary food elements
they contain, and
sweetened con-
densed milk and
evaporated milk
provide these ele-
ments in abun-
dance.
Cheese is an-
other important
source. Miss Mc-
Bride's favorite
cheese dish is the
Mary Margaret McBride's re-
cipes will let you show a
saving on your cooking bills
traditional baked macaroni and
cheese — alternate layers of cooked
macaroni and cheese, dotted with
butter, sprinkled with salt and pep-
per, brimming with a rich liquid of
evaporated milk diluted with an
equal quantity of water — but there
are innumerable other cheese dishes
to add variety and interest to your
menus.
If you haven't served chee*--;
souffle lately, try it for supper some
time soon with hot biscuits and a
mixed green salad. Then there are
the delicious cheese spreads for
sandwiches and canapes, toasted
crackers and cheese to serve with
salad or soup, the
slice of t a n g y
cheese that helps
apple pie keep its
high rating on the
dessert list. There
is even a delicious
and foolproof cake
frosting which
uses cheese as its
base.
Vegetables take
on new (Contin-
ued on page 78)
RADIO MIRROR COOKING PACE
64
LjERE'S fun for
** everyone!
Hold your own
spelling bee in
your own home,
with this list of
words supplied
by Paul Wing,
spelling master
of the NBC Spelling Bee.
Only one of the suggested spellings
given is the right one. Go through the
whole list, marking the spellings you
think are correct. Then look at the
answers on page 89, and compute your
own score, giving yourself five points
for every correct answer. A passing
grade is 70.
Incidentally, if you aren't already a
Spelling Bee fan, listen in on Mr.
Wing's broadcasts, Sunday afternoons
at 1:30, E.S.T., on the NBC-Blue net-
work— and you will be.
1. Whimzical — whimsical — whim-
sicle. (adjective.) Full of whim; odd;
queer; fantastic.
2. Facesious — facecious — face-
tious (adjective.) Given to pleasan-
try; agreeable.
3. Denizen — denizon — denison
(noun.) An inhabitant; especially one
living in atmosphere and surround-
ings suitable to him.
4. Appellate — appelate — apellate
(adjective.) Pertaining to, or taking
cognizance of, appeals.
5. Concress — concresce — concrese
(verb.) To grow together.
6. Liason — Leaison — liaison (noun)
A bond or connecting link; a linking
PUT THE BEE
ON YOUR SPELLING
up; a coordination.
7. Omniverous — omnivorous —
omnivorus (adjective.) Eating or de-
vouring everything; especially eating
both animal and vegetable food.
8. Propitious — propicious - — pro-
piscious (adjective.) Favorably dis-
posed; graciously inclined; benevolent.
9. Ukalale — ukulele — ukaleli
(noun.) A kind of small guitar with
four strings originally used in Hawaii.
10. Oscillater — oscillator — oscila-
tor (noun.) An apparatus for generat-
ing electric waves in a system of
wireless telegraphy.
11. Picallili — piccalili — picca-
lilli (noun.) A pickle, originally East
Indian, of chopped vegetables and
pungent spices.
12. Fillegreed — filigrede — fili-
greed (verb.) Adorned with orna-
mental work, formerly with grains or
beads, but now composed of fine wire.
13. Bragadosio — braggadocio —
bragadocio (noun.) A braggart; a
boaster; a swaggerer.
14. Poignant — poignent — poinyant
(adjective.) Keen, piercing, as a
glance; also pungent; biting.
15. Brocher — brochure — broachure
(noun.) A printed and stitched book
containing only
a few leaves.
16. Deturgent
— detergent —
detergant (noun.)
A cleaning agent;
or solvent, as
water or soap.
17. Bourgois —
burgoise — bourgeois (adjective.) Of
or pertaining to the commercial or
middle class, as distinguished from
the nobility or from the working
class.
18. Tyranical — tyrannical — tyr-
ranical (adjective.) Of or pertaining
to a tyrant, unjustly severe in govern-
ment; despotic.
19. Sensciant — sentient — sen-
cient (adjective.) Capable of sensation
and of at least rudimentary con-
sciousness.
20. Curlywurlies — curliewurlies —
curliwurlies (noun.) Things fantasti-
cally circular or curly.
21. Propellor — propeler — propel-
ler (noun.) One that propels.
22. Supersedure — supursedure —
supercedure (noun.) Act of setting
aside.
23. Repeatitious — repetitious — repe-
ticious (adjective.) Tediously re-
peating.
24. Consensis — concensus — - con-
sensus (noun.) Agreement in opinion,
custom, or function; accord.
25. Reminescence — remeniscense —
reminiscence (noun.) A narration of
experience; a recollection.
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Betty Lou— the Star Who Doesn't Exist
{Continued -from page 33)
he doesn't know what he'd do in the
movies. Would they want Betty Lou
to appear with him on the screen?
And if they did, whom would they
pick to play her? And who would do
the picking? These are questions
that for the sake of Betty Lou, who
is Tommy's career, have to be an-
swered before he signs a contract.
Betty Lou was "born" in Station
KDKA, Pittsburgh, in 1931, but her
story goes back farther than that.
She was just a voice in the days when
Tommy used to get a great kick out
of bringing her into the locker room
of Brown University, much to the
dismay of the members of the Brown
football team who were taking their
showers and dressing at the time.
CHE was still a voice, used only for
** a joke, when Tommy left Brown
in favor of Ohio State in Columbus.
By this time he had learned to sing
and play the piano, and one day he
walked into the studios of WCAH,
Columbus. Tommy sang a couple of
songs, and got a job.
Because he liked to sing, and be-
cause radio gave him a chance to do
it, he stayed in the radio business
after he left college. It never oc-
curred to him to use his little-girl
voice on the air, although he still
used it to entertain his friends. He
was still a singer two years later,
when he had a job on KDKA.
One morning, accompanying him-
self on the piano as he rehearsed in
the studio, Tommy found things go-
ing all wrong. His fingers were made
of butter, his eyes had stopped read-
ing music, and his voice wouldn't hit
the right notes. He relieved his feel-
ings with a soul-satisfying string of
cuss-words — in his little-girl voice.
A few seconds later the control-
room door opened and the program
director came out, looking shocked.
"Where's that little girl I just heard
over the mike?" he asked. "She was
swearing!"
"You mean like this?" asked Tom-
my. " !!!"
When the program director had re-
covered, he averred that Tommy had
something more there than a parlor
trick, the voice was christened Betty,
and Uncle Tom and Betty went on
the air a few days later.
That was six years ago; it took six
years for Tommy and Betty to reach
their present fame. Why it took so
long is one of the mysteries of radio.
They were on the air most of the
time, on this station or that. They
were even on the Columbia network
for a while — a fact which must make
Columbia officials bite their lips when
they think of it, because Tommy and
his dream-child were buried on a sus-
taining program at eight o'clock in
the morning.
It must have been a mistake, too,
not to let listeners know that Betty
was not a real child. Listeners took
it for granted that she really existed,
and nobody told them any different.
After he left Columbia, Tommy
went back to Ohio, and was on Cleve-
land's WTAM for a while, then on
WLW in Cincinnati, doing a five-
times-a-week sustaining program.
About this time he stopped being
Betty's "uncle" and became what he
is today, just a friend. If you're in-
terested in relationships, Tommy is
not related to Betty Lou at all. She
is the little girl who lives next door.
It was while he was on WLW, too,
that it was first made public that
Betty wasn't a real child. A local
artist drew his conception of her and
Tommy sent it out to the people who
wrote in for it, along with an an-
nouncement that it was only an
artist's idea of what a non-existent
character looked like. It showed a
curly-haired blonde, pretty much
along Shirley Temple lines.
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who enthusiastically tuned in Tom-
my's WLW program, and when he
came back to New York he told his
manager, Roy Wilson, that there was
a great act out there. Managers
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of their clients, but after Sam had
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fans as Singin' Sam had been.
TOMMY, escorted by Wilson, ar-
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made a recording for the Chevrolet
people, and returned to Cincinnati to
resume his sustaining series. The next
week Wilson sent for him again, and
on August 3 he auditioned for J. Wal-
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which produces the Vallee program.
On August 5, two days later, he made
his debut on that show. It was the
first time in the history of Vallee's
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short order.
Lou, mostly for the sake of setting
her apart from other possible Bettys,
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to finding out what she looks like, she
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to convince the judge and jury
Jerome Sanders would select and in-
struct and pay for their services.
He might have gone straight to
Jerome with his information but in
those ten days of absence he'd had
time to think, and repent a little. He
knew now that no matter how great
his desire to get rid of Max Tilley,
he could not stoop so low as to be
the instrument of sending him to
prison. So he went straight to Max
himself, and laid his cards on the
table.
"VOU can't give Mary Sothern any-
* thing, Max," he said. "You've been
a gangster; you've broken the law. No
matter what you do now, you can't
wipe out the past. I love Mary, and
I can take care of her. You can't.
I'm giving you your chance to leave
Sanders and never come back."
It was as simple as that — and Max
finally agreed to write a letter to
Mary at Benson's dictation, telling her
he'd only been having fun with her,
that now he was going back to the
only life he liked — that of a big city.
Then he went back to the Stratford
Arms hotel to leave the note and
pack up to take the evening train.
He hadn't counted on meeting Mary
in the lobby, just as he was leaving,
but he managed to mumble a few sen-
Life of Mary So+hern
(Continued from page 40)
fences about having to go to Chicago
on business.
Mary turned and walked toward
the desk, confused and unhappy.
There had been something about his
manner — so strange, so unlike him.
Then, in her mailbox, she found the
note.
She read it in stunned silence. Sure-
ly Max didn't mean what he had
written! Far off, she heard the whis-
tle of the train as it came into the
valley. She must see Max, must talk
to him before he left town, perhaps
for ever. She ran to the door, and
bumped into John Benson, who was
just coming in.
"Max!" she gasped. "He's going
away — I must stop him!"
She was only dimly conscious that
Benson was holding her arm, trying
to detain her. Then she had shaken
herself free of him and was running
down the street to the station.
THE train was just pulling out when
' she got there, but on the observa-
tion platform she could see Max's
figure, lonely in the dim light.
"Max!" she screamed. "Come back!
I need you!"
The train was gathering speed, but
Max had slipped over the railing, let
himself down to the ground, started
back toward her. Sobbing with re-
lief, she ran down the track. Half-
way, another figure outdistanced her
— John Benson, and as he passed she
saw the gleam of a revolver in his
hand. Horrified, she watched the two
men meet, saw Benson throw himself
upon Max. And as they rolled on the
ground she heard the sudden crack of
a pistol shot.
IT was Max who staggered to his feet,
looking down in dumb horror
at Benson's sprawled figure. And the
next day it was Max who was in-
dicted for assault with a deadly
weapon, while Benson lay in the hos-
pital fighting for his life.
Mary and Daddy Stratford raged,
but there was no weapon against
Jerome Sanders' iron grip upon local
politics. Mary had been the only wit-
ness. It was her word against Ben-
son's, and Benson said Max had at-
tacked him. Judge Fenton chose to
believe Benson, because Jerome San-
ders told him to.
There was but a slender thread of
hope for Max — Gary Winters, the
most famous trial lawyer in Chicago,
had agreed to come to Sanders and
defend him. But on the first day of
the trial he had not come, and a local
lawyer defended Max. Gary Winters
arrived too late — days after Max had
been adjudged guilty and sentenced to
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ten years in prison. Then, at last,
Mary learned that Sanders' influence
spread even to Chicago, where he had
deliberately caused Winters to be de-
tained until the trial was over.
Winters' entry upon the Sanders
scene, however, accomplished one
thing. He stopped further efforts of
Jerome and Alice Sanders to take
Mary's babies away from her. Jerome
had never before met a man he
couldn't bully, and he was so sur-
prised that he agreed to make public
apology for the way he had treated
Mary, and accept her as a citizen of
Sanders.
Public apology — but it meant little
to Mary while Max was still shut up
in prison. She almost welcomed the
hardships of that spring, when the
Scarsfield Dam broke and for days
she and the Stratfords were marooned
in the hotel with scanty supplies of
food and water.
VA/HEN the flood waters subsided
v v and they were able to leave the
hotel, there was only one place in
town for them to go while the Strat-
ford Arms was being redecorated — the
Sanders home. Alice Sanders herself
invited Mary, much to the latter's sur-
prise. She was even more astonished
when for the first time Alice began to
show real cordiality toward her. Then,
suddenly, she realized the reason.
Alice simply couldn't resist the twins.
Once, coming in late from helping to
relieve some of the flood distress in
the lower part of town, Mary found
Alice bathing the children like any
fond mother. She rose hurriedly
when she saw Mary, and muttered
something about thinking "the babies
better be put to bed." But insensi-
bly, day by day, her manner toward
both babies and mother became gent-
ler.
At last the time came when Mary
knew she could tell Mrs. Sanders why
she had come to Sanders in the be-
ginning— for Alice humbled herself
before the young woman she had once
tried to run out of town.
Joyfully, knowing that her mission
in Sanders was at last accomplished,
Mary told Mrs. Sanders the whole
story of her past. How she had mar-
ried James Sothern in Chicago —
James Sothern who was a decent boy
but mixed up with one of Chicago's
racketeering gangs. How James had
tried to quit the gang — and how, fail-
ing, he had been shot and left to die
on the doorsteps of his own home.
How, before he died, he had told
Mary that his name was James Sand-
ers, that he had run away from home
after a bitter quarrel with his par-
ents. And how, with his last breath,
he had asked Mary to go to Sanders,
bear his child there, and redeem his
memory with Jerome and Alice — but
to do so without letting them know
who she was.
"If you tell them you're my wife,
they'll hurt you — just as they hurt
me. You must be able to stand alone
before you tell them," he had said —
but Mary did not tell Alice this.
As the rightful daughter-in-law of
Sanders' richest citizens, Mary took
her place in Jerome's home. If only
Max had been free, her happiness
would have been complete.
Then, one night, came news that
there had been an attempted break in
the prison. At first Mary feared that
Max had been leader of the break, but
when complete details came through
she learned that, instead, he had been
the means of preventing it from be-
ing successful. Max was the hero of
the hour, and the governor, upon the
intercession of Gary Winters, gave
him a full pardon. But Mary's joy
over this was short-lived. Max had
been seriously injured in the break,
and now lay in the hospital, his mem-
ory gone.
Mary did not know that Max was
feigning loss of memory. Still ashamed
of his criminal past, he was taking
the only method he knew to prevent
Mary from keeping her promise to
marry him. Only John Benson, who
attended him, knew the truth.
Mary had not recovered from this
blow when new trouble came, in the
shape of one Angelo Ricci, late of
Chicago. Ricci told Jerome Sanders
that he was a former member of
James Sothern's gang — and that
James Sothern was not James Sand-
ers! What was more, he produced a
letter in Sothern's handwriting which
proved conclusively that Sothern had
been an imposter.
The town hummed with the news
when Sanders sent Mary away from
his home. When he heard it, John
Benson realized that here, at last, was
his opportunity to win forgiveness
for the great wrong he had done both
Mary and Max in allowing Max to
be sent to prison. If anyone could
help Mary in this crisis, Max could.
He went to the hospital and told Max
about Mary's predicament.
"DICCI!" Max exclaimed, leaping out
'^ of bed. "I know that rat! Let me
out of here!"
The next night Ricci, prodded by
Max's pistol, gave a special perform-
ance in front of an invited audience
consisting of the Sanders, Mary, and
the Stratfords.
"All right, Ricci," said a grim-faced
Max. "Tell 'em all you know. I
didn't want to let this all out just
yet, but I guess I'm gonna have to."
In halting, fear-broken sentences,
Ricci told them the astounding truth
— that James Sothern was, in truth,
not James Sanders, and that, there-
fore, Mary's children were not Je-
rome's grandchildren. But, he went
on, the real James Sanders was still
alive, wearing the changed face given
him by a skilled plastic surgeon.
"My son — alive!" gasped Alice
Sanders. "Where is he?"
"There," said Angelo Ricci.
And pointed at Max Tilley.
* * *
As Mary, sitting in Paul Cranshaw's
office, told him the story of her life,
the afternoon rays of the California
sun had crept across the carpet, up
the massive desk, on and on until
they slanted across the gold of Mary's
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hair. They had forgotten the passage
of time — Cranshaw because he was
seeing into the secret heart of a wo-
man who had always been something
of a mystery to him, Mary because
she was reliving the hours which
would always remain the most real
part of her life.
DUT now she paused. Cranshaw
*■* stirred in his leather chair.
"And that," he ventured— "that
ended your fight for recognition in
Sanders?"
Mary smiled wryly. "In a way,"
she admitted. "Say, instead, that it
ended a chapter. Things never end,
really. If I could have married Max
then. . . . But, just as we were be-
ginning to think about a date for the
wedding, Max fell ill. John Benson
said it wasn't serious, but it would
be if Max didn't go to Arizona for
a long rest. Time changes so many
things, Paul. When I think of all the
things that happened. . . .
"The time we all went to Europe
for a two-week vacation as the guests
of the king of Maurasia." Her eyes
sparkled with laughter. "Another wo-
man almost took Max away from me
for good, that time. And then, later,
when Max left Sanders for good — at
least, he said it was for good. We
should have been married so long
ago, so very long ago, Paul.
"So that explains why you were
about to marry another man when I
came to Sanders and took you away?"
"Yes — that explains it, as well as it
can be explained. Gilbert Jannings
was his name. Dear Gilly! I'll al-
ways be thankful to you for prevent-
ing me from making that terrible
mistake. Did I ever tell you how we
happened to give the show that
brought you to Sanders? Danny
Stratford, bless his heart, decided that
my wedding ought to be so special
that everybody in town would re-
member it — and the best way he
could think of was to give a show in
which everybody in town would take
part. Of course, we had to have a
professional producer, so Danny sent
for Mr. Warren. And — "
AND when he saw your perform-
'^ance in the show, he knew that
I'd be interested in seeing you. And I
was," smiled Cranshaw. "And after
looking at the box-office receipts for
your last three pictures, who's going
to say I was wrong? But now — "
"Don't you see, now, why I feel
that I must go back to Sanders? It's
part of me."
"Yes, I suppose I do see," Cranshaw
admitted. "But why don't we leave
it at this — you sign the new contract,
and I'll give you three months' leave
of absence to go back to Sanders.
Won't that be enough time?"
Mary hesitated. Then, looking at
Cranshaw's kind, lined face, she
smiled. "I think it will. After all,
a lot can happen in three months."
"Indeed it can. I suppose — Max Til-
ley is back in Sanders?"
"Yes."
"And Dr. Benson? What happened
to him?"
He married his nurse, Elaine Gray,
but she died last year."
"I see." Again Cranshaw smiled,
and held out his hand. "Well, Mary,
don't forget me."
She held the hand a moment. Then,
raising her head as if in anticipation,
she walked out of the office into the
late afternoon sunshine.
Thus began a new chapter in Mary
Sothern's stormy life.
DACK in Sanders, she found that
time had changed only one thing —
her relationship with Jerome and
Alice Sanders. Alice, forgetting that
she had once called Mary "friend,"
could now remember only that Mary
was a moving picture star. And Alice
could never stand the presence of an-
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She had been in Sanders only a few
days, however, when more important
matters drove the Sanders family
from her mind. First, Max returned,
declaring that this time nothing was
going to stop him from marrying her
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As impetuous as ever, Max went to
see Smoothie, and was wounded in
the battle which followed. Smoothie
went to jail — along with his com-
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Sothern, the man Mary Sothern
thought she had married!
At last the whole sordid story came
out. The wedding between Mary and
James Sothern had been a hoax, to
begin with; and the man in the San-
ders jail actually was James Sothern.
At first, Mary shrank from meeting
the man who was the father of her
children. For four long years she
had believed him dead — and now he
was back, as if from the grave, to
ruin her life. But when she walked
through the barred door of his cell,
saw uplifted in the dim light that thin
sensitive face that she had once loved
so well she felt a sudden wave of
tenderness sweep over her, and she
knew that no matter what he had
done, she could not hate him.
"I'M sorry, Mary," he said. "I didn't
' mean to come. I knew you thought
I was dead, and I wanted you to go
on thinking so. You remember how
the gang took my body from you, and
said they'd attend to the funeral? In-
stead, they found I was still alive,
and for a long time I was in the hos-
pital. I was still there when our —
your babies were born. The nurse
told me about it. And I intended
never to bother you again. But when
you became a movie star, and the
gang found out you had plenty of
money, they forced me to come down
here with Smoothie and try to get
some of it out of you."
"I know," Mary said, caressing his
bowed head. "I'm sorry, but I don't
blame you, Jimmy. It's better for
me to know. Because now — "
Now, her heart was telling her, we
must be really married. My two chil-
dren must have the name they have
been falsely bearing all their lives.
But Mary was not the only one
who saw James Sothern while he was
in the Sanders jail. Max Tilley saw
him, and John Benson, as well as
Daddy Stratford and Sheriff Barstow.
When he'd seen them all, Sothern
knew that he alone stood in the way
of Mary's happiness — he, a broken and
dissipated ex-gangster.
The day set for Mary's wedding to
Sothern came, and Sothern was re-
leased from jail. They were a strange
bridal couple as the}' stood before
the minister — faces pale and drawn,
eyes avoiding each others'.
There was a pause as the minister
finished the brief service. Mary drew
a long breath, and turned to her hus-
band. But as she did so, there was a
muffled report, and Sothern slumped
to the floor, his hand clenched tightly
in his pocket, from which a thin
thread of smoke ascended.
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(Continued from page 26)
"some." Because the Rogers house
was a boarding house, to put it frank-
ly, and Lela already had more than
enough guests who hadn't paid up.
But Jack was such a nice boy.
Later that evening, while Jack
rested his weary frame upstairs in
the best front bedroom, Ginger told
her mother how they'd met at the
Paramount party. Just a couple of
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introduced they'd spent the whole
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talking about show business.
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and-dance team called "Salt and Pep-
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struggling hoofer. But Jack had an
idea that vaudeville was on its way
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actor. Ginger, that afternoon, decided
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decided that two unimportant heads
were better than one in the job of
licking the obstacles that kept them
from being important heads.
CO Jack came home to live in the
^ Villa Rogers.
He hadn't paid — but then, Lela
smiled as she headed back down the
stairs to her cake, how could you
charge a member of the family rent?
There was a party in the Villa
Rogers that night. The cake turned
out plump and round and delicious,
and Jack and Ginger had signed their
contracts, and there was really every
reason in the world to have a party.
Jack went down to the "Plasterers
Local No. 9", which would have been
the corner liquor store if this hadn't
been in 1930 and the height of the
Noble Experiment era, paid his "union
dues", and came back with some good
cheer that wasn't really needed.
But came, as usual, the dawn.
Lela pounded on Jack's bedroom
door. "Get up, Jack!" she called.
"You've only got fifteen minutes to
get dressed and eat." She listened.
Somebody seemed to be groaning and
moaning in there. In sudden alarm
she opened the door.
Jack was sitting up in bed. The
Oakie face was pale, but the Oakie
grin was there — slightly embarrassed
and scared, but still there. He point-
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"I think," he croaked, in a voice
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somepin' the matter with it."
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He raged weakly, while Ginger sat
beside him and held his hand and
tried to persuade him to quiet down
and get well. If it had just been
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his own big chance he'd spoiled, it
wouldn't have been so bad — but it
was Ginger's too.
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was Ginger. Ginger, telling him not
to worry — Ginger, bringing flowers —
Ginger, smiling and hiding her own
disappointment — Ginger, being the
best sport in the world. And, at last,
Ginger rushing into the hospital room
with the glorious news that Para-
mount had decided, instead of cast-
ing others in their parts, to hold up
production of the picture until Jack
was well.
That news was what really started
Jack on the road to recovery. The
doctors had said six weeks, but in a
little more than three he was out
again.
So work on "The Sap From Syra-
cuse" started after all. Jack and
Ginger would come home from the
studio every night, escorted by a tired
little band of actors and actresses
who lived in Manhattan but would,
before the night was up, "stay with
the Rogerses because it's too far across
the bridge to home." Bob Benchley,
Verree Teasdale, George Barbier,
Betty Starbuck, Eddie Sutherland,
who was directing the picture, and
Johnny Green, who was writing the
music for it — they all, at one time or
another, felt the comfort and kind-
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COR the Villa Rogers was home to
all of them. It meant understand-
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"The Sap From Syracuse," when
it was finished, made Jack Oakie a
star. Immediately, he was hired to
do a week's personal appearance at
the Paramount Theater in New York
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news to him as gently as she could,
because she knew he'd explode. He
did, violently.
First he wanted to quit. Then he
wanted to beat up the entire Para-
mount staff. Then he wanted to quit
again.
"It ain't fair, Ginny," he bellowed.
"They're crazy passing up a swell
little dramatic actress like you! Why,
I'll "
Ginger Rogers smiled as best she
could. "Remember your slogan, Jack.
'Eat, drink and be merry — for tomor-
row there may be a law against it.'
You take your breaks. I'll take mine
when they come — and they will."
Those breaks that Ginger spoke of
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The Heart of Deanna Durbin
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Deanna if she would get that dress
and have some pictures taken in it
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wanted the pictures so they might
copy the dress and get it on the mar-
ket at once.
"I have to go for my singing lesson
with Mr. de Segurola right after
luncheon," Deanna said slowly. "And
I really couldn't come back to the
studio later without mother's permis-
sion."
Mr. Hoskins, plainly more efficient
than Deanna wished him to be, went
to a telephone and secured Mrs. Dur-
bin's permission at once.
"I still don't see how I can do it,
really," Deanna demurred. "The dress
is very crumpled. It would have to
be pressed. . ."
Still efficient Mr. Hoskins brushed
aside this difficulty. They would send
a studio car for the dress, he said,
while she was having her singing les-
son, the wardrobe department would
press it, it would be waiting when she
arrived.
Deanna gave up. "Do I really have
to do it?" she asked. "Oh, I love that
dress so. I do want it just for my
own. I mean, does it have to be
copied, my first long one?"
Mr. Hoskins was sorry, very sorry,
but it had to be done. Sometimes,
you see, Deanna's fame steps in to
take the edge off the beauty of life.
But without her fame she most likely
never would have had such a dress.
There you are! And there also is
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philosophy and an adaptability which
must serve her well when she comes
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DUT to get back to the other things
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I thought 'I'll grow up and be a wo-
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late at night or early in the morning,
I'd be frightened. It would occur to
me then that maybe I wouldn't be a
singer after all, that when I grew
older and took my lessons my voice
might not prove good enough. And I
used to grow cold all over because if
I couldn't be a singer I wondered
what I would do."
You knew by her eyes she was not
dramatizing herself but telling the
simple truth. And you were glad
things had worked out as they had,
so, the core of her life all right, she
might turn her attention to pleasant
trifles like the melted cheese on toast
she had ordered for luncheon by her
own gay name of "Cheese Dufluss,"
to tying a yellow chiffon bandana
about her fluffy hair, to learning to
drive a car so she'll be prepared to
take the test when her years permit.
Today Deanna's life is both diffi-
cult and easy, difficult because it's
crowded and demanding, easy be-
cause it finds her doing those things
she would choose to do above all
others.
She gets up at seven-thirty. After
she has had her shower, dressed, and
breakfasted her father drives her to
the studio. If she's working she
studies on the set between scenes with
her teacher. Otherwise she spends
from nine until twelve in the little
studio school-house, goes home for
luncheon, from one-thirty-until three-
thirty sings with Andre de Segurola,
and then gives interviews, has fittings
or poses for publicity pictures. Din-
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seven.
Twice a week in the evening
Deanna rehearses her radio program
from one to three hours with Eddie
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To insist her double career hasn't
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panionships she used to know.
"The people I meet and work with
in radio and motion pictures are so
interesting," she says "that I never
have any feeling they're older than
I am. They're live people who are
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have any set age."
AS for her dreams, they remain the
'* same. She wants to sing. And it's
this, I think, that works the unbeliev-
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achievement. And at night, falling
off to sleep, it's never her current
triumphs she thinks about. It's to
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singing, singing. . . .
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shakedowns of over $1,000,000. The
mob added the baking industry to the
racket and then gradually gained
control of every factor in the City
of New York in flour trucking and in
making bread, pastry, rolls, cakes and
pies.
This was one of the first rackets we
tackled. But such was the terror of
the victims that it has taken almost
two years to break it.
In the summer, Lepke and Gurrah
were indicted by my office for their
operation of the garment racket and
again for the baking racket. Today
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II
CIVE thousand dollars reward is
offered. Not for Jesse James. Not
for Billy the Kid, not for the hold-up
of the Deadwood stage, but for a
young New York lawyer who be-
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gangster, and is now a fugitive from
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The man I am talking about is J.
Richard Davis. He was the brains for
Dutch Schultz, one of the most no-
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Two years ago, in the back room of
a Newark saloon, Dutch Schultz was
sitting with his lieutenants going
over his accounting books. Men ap-
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guns was heard and New York's
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the back room of a bail bondsman's
office, and from a professional fixer
he learned the ropes. Soon he became
known as "The Kid Mouthpiece."
By 1930, this youngster had become
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in three short years, the leading law-
yer for the policy boys.
What is the policy game which we
hear so much about? Some people
call it the numbers game. It is an old
form of petty gambling which has ex-
isted for many years, both here and
in other countries. It is a game in
which people bet 2c, 5c, or 10c or
more, on a given set of three num-
bers. If the player bets on the right
number, he "hits" and is paid 600 to
1. Until 1930, it was a small time
game. About one hundred and fifty
small operators ran games and no
mob of gangsters were in the field.
But in 1930 something new came
into policy. Davis got together with
Dutch Schultz. They decided that
policy could be made into a major
racket.
And so it was that, quietly, one by
one, the little policy bankers were
forced into the combination. One
was taken for a ride, but released on
his promise to "play ball." Another
was beaten up. Another found his
collectors and controllers threatened
by gunmen, and in the short space of
a year, Davis and Dutch Schultz had
conquered an empire. And more, they
learned how to fix the numbers so the
player never had a fair chance.
In the seven years since 1930, when
the Schultz-Davis partnership com-
menced, this renegade lawyer gang-
ster achieved the kind of success that
he wanted. He made it — the short
way. His law office so-called, was a
whole floor of the skyscraper at 1450
Broadway. The rent alone was $13,000
a year. He was a home loving fellow,
with three separate establishments,
one on West End Avenue, another on
Park Avenue, and still a third, a pent-
house on East 92nd Street. His ward-
robe included sixteen suits of clothes
for which he paid $165 each. His
overcoats cost $190 apiece and his
shirts from $8 up.
So arrogant were Davis and the rest
of the mob that they were sure no
one would ever reach up through the
various layers of henchmen to the
men at the top. They stayed right
here in New York, confident they
would not ever be touched. At last,
with 50 simultaneous raids last Jan-
uary, we brought in the smaller fry.
We treated them as they should have
been treated. We took their testi-
mony and they are walking the streets
as witnesses today. And then when
the big shots saw those men for the
first time, not being treated as the
ultimate but as the smaller fry, which
they are, the big shots began to be
afraid. As the case was gradually
worked up, the mob left town.
Ill
TONIGHT, I am going to talk about
the poultry racket and about a
man who worked his way up from
bouncer in a dance hall to czar of a
fifty million dollar industry, and
levied a tax on every man and wo-
man in New York. This bouncer was
no ham-fisted Bowery bruiser. He
was a slim, slick-haired fellow who
cowed the noisy with a cold eye or
a crippling, an unexpected blow. His
liking for barber shops and liberal
use of sweet-smelling oils and tonics
won him the nickname, "Tootsie".
Arthur Herbert was a truck driver
by day and a bouncer in a downtown
dance-hall at night; but he had ambi-
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to make the big money that comes
easy and quick, outside the law.
At the age of 24, "Tootsie" bullied
his way into a job as delegate for the
Chicken Drivers' Union. This gave
him a chance to study the inner
workings of the industry. Soon he
took over the union by bringing in a
mob of strong-arm men and sluggers.
From then on the members never had
a chance to choose their own officers
and "Tootsie" reigned, while terri-
fied members did his bidding.
\A/HILE Tootsie was conquering his
"" part of the empire, he struck up a
partnership with his old friend and
associate, Joe Weiner. Now Joey was
an experienced man. An expert safe-
cracker and not long out of prison, he
was looking for bigger and safer fields.
Joey took over the job of invading
the Chicken Killers' Union. And
so it came to pass that the ex-
bouncer and the safe-blower came to
power, back in the year 1927. Grab-
bing control of a legitimate union was
the first step. The industry was next.
Merchants were told where and with
whom they could do business. For
that privilege they had to pay one
cent a pound on every chicken they
sold in New York. With this source of
revenue the racket became big money.
Some of the dealers had the cour-
age to complain. Some even refused
to pay. But not for long. Their
trucks and their chicken coops were
burned. The home of one was bombed
one night, while his wife and child
were asleep. Paving stones were
dropped on the truck of another as
it went under a bridge, and the truck
was wrecked. Quickly, an industry
was subdued, as the unions had been.
Chicken dealers have to buy feed
for their chickens. Tootsie and Joey
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New York should buy the feed from
them. So they moved in on the Met-
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counted. The chicken dealers soon
found that it was safer to buy their
feed from the Metropolitan. True
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tan were about twice those of the old
dealers in the business. But it was
good insurance and the cost could be
passed on to the public. Before long,
the old feed companies found they
had no customers. They cut their
prices, they delivered secretly at
night, but before long they folded up,
one by one.
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But Tootsie and Joey saw to it that
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Weiner was sent away for two years.
Tootsie was found guilty and got
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TOOTSIE saved money during his
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he had jacked up his union pay to
$200 a week and before he went away
he ordered his union to keep him on
the payroll while he was temporarily
absent. He also took the union's $5,000
death benefit fund out of the bank
and put it away for a rainy day. From
his cell he sent orders which raised
the dues of the union workers from
$5 to $10 a month, and when he got
out, he went back to business at the
old stand.
Not until this year was Tootsie Her-
bert's immunity finally ended. He
was indicted by my office early this
year, and for the first time in his
criminal career, he was charged not
with a misdemeanor but with a fel-
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Tootsie thought it was a joke at
first. And we heard that the boys
were offering ten to one that Tootsie
would beat the rap. Tootsie was too
big for anyone to prosecute. In the
course of our investigation we also
found that one of his lieutenants had
operated a loan shark concession in
his union, lending money to poor
workers who were hard up for cash
and charging huge interest.
When we put that loan shark on
trial, we found that Tootsie, under
indictment himself for felony, still
had the brass to walk into the Court
of Special Sessions and right in the
court-room attempt to intimidate the
witnesses. But his power had begun
to wane. The indictment had started
the break-up. His lieutenant was con-
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For more than a year, my assistants
had been working on the case. And
as they presented the evidence day
after day, the Czar of the poultry in-
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the trial, admitted his guilt and
pleaded guilty. Before he was sen-
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of their money which he had stolen
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Cabbage Pudding
1 small head cabbage
Vz cup evaporated milk
V2 cup water
salt
pepper
buttered bread crumbs
Shred the cabbage fine and place a
layer of it in a buttered casserole.
Cover with buttered bread crumbs,
sprinkle with salt and pepper and re-
peat until the dish is filled, using
crumbs for the final layer. Combine
the evaporated milk with the water
and add the mixture to the cabbage
in the casserole. The liquid should be
level with the top layer of crumbs but
should not cover it. Bake in a mod-
erate oven until the cabbage is tender
and the crumbs nicely browned, thirty
to forty-five minutes.
k/tISS McBRIDE follows this same
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Cocoanut Macaroons
1 can sweetened condensed milk
shredded cocoanut
almond flavoring
Stir into the sweetened condensed
milk sufficient shredded cocoanut to
make a mixture which can be molded
with the fingers. Add almond flavoring
to taste. Form into desired shapes and
bake on a buttered sheet in a moderate
nven until brown.
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Chocolate Cream Tapioca
1 egg
1 cup evaporated milk
1 cup water
3 tbls. quick cooking tapioca
Vi cup sugar- Vs tsp. salt
V2 cup whipped evaporated milk
V2 tsp. vanilla
1 square (1 oz.) chocolate
Combine the evaporated milk with
the water. In the upper part of a
double boiler beat the egg yolk with
a little of the milk. Add remaining
milk, together with salt, sugar and
tapioca, place over briskly boiling
water and scald (three to five minutes)
then cook for five minutes, stirring
frequently. Remove from heat. Beat
egg white until it will hold its shape,
fold into it a small quantity of the
cooked mixture, then stir the two
mixtures together. Allow to cool.
When partly cooled, add whipped
evaporated milk and vanilla. Divide
into two equal quantities and add to
one the chocolate which has been
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he worked before joining the Good-
man outfit included, successively; Joe
Kyser, Red Nichols, whose clarinet
and sax man at the time was Benny
Goodman; Irving Aaronson and His
Commanders; Mai Hallett; Russ
Columbo and Buddy Rogers. He
joined Goodman for the Let's Dance
three-hour show on NBC, and has
been with him since. He never fol-
lows the music in front of him, claim-
ing swing must be improvised. He is
five feet 8 inches tall, weighs 145
pounds, has brown eyes and black
hair. Has been married for four
years to Ethel Fawcett of Chicago.
Edward Boling, Genesee, N. Y. —
Charley Marshall has moved to Hol-
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band concert. He persuaded the local
Elks" Lodge band to go on the air for
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novelty he was going to give his
friends. He'd only forgotten one little
detail — when the band arrived, forty-
five pieces strong, it was several times
larger than his bedroom studio. Un-
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and all into his back yard. There,
amid the howling of the neighbors'
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New Orleans' first out-door broadcast.
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CINCINNATI— With the most suc-
cessful movie comedies concentrating
on the antics of wildly nutty families,
it looks as if WLW has a day-time
serial that ought soon to follow "The
Life of Mary Sothern" to a coast to
coast network. It's the Mad Hatter-
fields.
Written by Pauline Hopkins, who
has for many years been writing con-
sistently for First Nighter and Grand
Hotel, the Mad Hatterfields serial is
on WLW five days a week from 4:45
to 5:00 p.m., E.S.T. Its sponsor is
Nestle's Milk Products.
Pauline plays one of the principal
parts, Meg Hatterfield, the only mem-
ber of the family who hasn't artistic
talent. Mama Hatterfield explains that
the reason for Meg's lack is that she
was born when Mama was touring in
"Faust" — and "Faust," says Mama, is
so second-rate. That ought to give you
an idea of how the Hatterfields talk
and act.
Pauline won't admit it, but the
general idea around the WLW studios
is that she gets most of her inspiration
in writing the Mad Hatterfields from
the members of her own family, most
of whom have been actors and music-
ians for years.
* * *
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with the Hollywood police station.
When the button is pushed, a light
flashes in the station, the alarm is
broadcast, and a squad car rushes to
the scene.
$ # *
PHILADELPHIA— The title of this
story might be "From Milk to Mike"
— because LeRoy W. Miller, comedian-
announcer at KYW, got his first radio
job when he used to trudge eighteen
miles every day from his parents'
farm to Lancaster, Pa., in order to
announce a program. Yes, he milked
the cows first, too.
Philadelphians know Miller best as
the announcer and originator of
KYWs Musical Clock program, al-
though he also announces NBC net-
work shows which originate in the
Quaker City. The Musical Clock is
aired locally every morning except
Sunday from 7:30 'to 8:30. What Le-
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same Musical Clock, under the name
of the Early Bird Club, was started
back in 1932, on the Lancaster station,
and has been so popular everywhere
LeRoy has broadcast it that he's never
given it up. And of course what makes
it so popular is LeRoy's cheerful patter
and his inimitable style.
He plays the violin, thinks up new
and amusing stunts for his broadcast,
and keeps up a constant flow of ad-lib
chatter into the mike. A mysterious
feature of the Musical Clock is the
Junior Choir. No one knows how Le-
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group of children from one to thirteen
years of age, crying in unison.
You'd expect LeRoy to be practic-
ally alone in his studio as early as
7:30 in the morning, but the fact is
that the Musical Clock attracts a lot
of visitors. Most of them are men who
have worked all night, and have
stopped in to watch their favorite
program before going home to bed.
Dr. Allan R. Dafoe, vacationing in
New York for a few days early this
winter, showed so much energy and
vitality that he wore out a whole
string of escorts. Up early in the
morning and out until late at night,
was the good doctor's program, nor
did he scorn such local phenomena as
the International Casino, where danc-
ing girls perform in front of exotic
scenery. Said the doctor of the per-
formance, "My, aren't those girls
athletic!"
* * *
Lum and Abner have a reply all
ready for the many fans who wrote
in to complain of the way they im-
itated Andy Devine on a mid-Novem-
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was imitated by Andy Devine, and
Lum and Abner deserve neither the
applause nor the disapproval.
* * *
It may be a gag, but I doubt it.
Prexy Jack Oakie of Oakie College
has received a letter from a girl in
Tulsa, inquiring gravely about his
college's entrance requirements and
entrance fees. And Eddie Cantor often
gets letters from listeners who want
to know about tax rates, school de-
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in Texaco Town, with a view to mov-
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* * *
Studio officials shook their heads in
disapproval when Frances Langford
flew east for a three-week personal
appearance date at the Paramount
Theater in New York; but Frances
flew anyway. Her contract said
nothing against it, and she was in a
hurry. Before she got to Chicago some
early-winter weather began to toss
the plane around, and Frances began
to wonder if the studio hadn't been
right after all. At Chicago, she left
the plane and came the rest of the
way by train.
* * *
CINCINNATI— In radio work only
a little more than a year, Ray Shan-
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began making millions laugh instead
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WLW officials soon found out how
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* * *
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Lum and Abner in an Abandoned Quandary
{Continued from page 35)
Miss Katherine Colvert."
"Does he think them ghosts are a-
comin' back?" Grandpappy inquired.
"Oh, he knows they air," Abner
said, with a disgusted jerk of his chin
whiskers. "Had him over for sup-
per last night and I 'clare I thought
he never was goin' home.
"Wouldn't be so bad," Abner sighed,
"if we'd only knocked all that fool-
ishness 'bout Katherine Colvert and
the buried gold out'n his head. Still
claims he's got a couple million dol-
lars in gold from the Old Spanish
mine buried but he can't remember
where. And still keeps insistin' he's
goin' ahead and marry that Colvert
woman next Friday."
"Abner, he don't care a thing in the
world about her," Grandpap said em-
phatically, "We just got to figger out
some way of gettin' his memory back
'fore that weddin', so's he'll know he
never asked her to marry him!"
Having said all this with great de-
cision, Grandpappy settled back com-
fortably into his chair and gradually
slipped into a light doze.
LIE had begun to snore when the
telephone rang. He opened one
eye and watched Abner answer it.
"Hello— Jot 'Em Down Store! Who?
The chief of police? Just a minit."
He turned, holding the receiver out to
Grandpappy. "Call for the chief of
police."
Grandpap put his hands on the
arms of the chair and hoisted himself
up, his eyes shining with anticipation.
"Well, well," he said, "first time I've
had a call in a month. . . . Hello?
Chief o' p'leece Sears speakin'. Yes
mom? Who? Oh, yeah, yeah, what
can I do for you? . . . Mom? . . . Well,
whyn't you tell him to get out? . . .
Oh, all right, Mamie, I'll be right
over."
He hung up and turned to Abner.
"That was Mamie Phillips, Abner.
Says Lum's over there with a pick and
shovel and's a-diggin' up her whole
front yard!"
Abner was sizzling when Grand-
pappy returned half an hour later
with Lum.
"Now see here, Lum Edwards," he
yelled, "you got to quit tryin' to dig
up the whole town lookin' for that
gold. There ain't no gold, an' you
know it!"
Lum, however, far from being sub-
dued, was angry on his own account.
"Well," he retorted, "if you'd try to
help me think where I buried the gold
instid o' settin' around here tryin' to
keep me from lookin' fer it, I'da had
it found by this time!"
"How can I help you when I keep
tellin' you there ain't no gold?"
"There is so! I know 'cause I
dreamt I found two sacks under a
chimbley last night!"
Abner's answer cannot be written
down. Perhaps it will be enough to
say that it partly resembled the hiss
of a disgusted goose, partly the bel-
low of an enraged water-buffalo, and
partly the sound of surf on a rocky
coast. He might have undertaken the
difficult task of amplifying on this
expression of his feelings, but at
that moment the screen door slammed
open and Cedric Weehunt rushed in.
"Did you find it, Cedric?" Lum
asked.
"Yes mom . . . er, never found no
gold but I found another chimbley."
"Whereabouts?"
"Over there to the Lunsford place."
Lum rose and shuffled toward his
pick and shovel, the fire of ambition
in his eye. Then he stopped and
muttered, "Got to make a phone call
first."
He turned the crank and spoke into
the mouthpiece. "Hello, Addie, get
me Parker Pitts, will you? . . . Hello,
who is this? Well, this is Lum Ed-
wards, Park. Yeah. I want you to
do a little work on the chimbley over
there at my place . . . Why, it's lean-
in' over to one side, sorta. Looks like
it's about ready to fall any minit . . .
I don't know, I think maybe some-
body's been sorta diggin' under it,
seems like. Yeah, all right, good-
bye."
The week slogged peacefully on its
way, as weeks have a habit of doing
in Pine Ridge. Lum continued to dig,
until his hands were blistered and
sore. Abner began to hope that Lum
would make such a spectacle of him-
self that when Friday came Katherine
Colvert would refuse to marry him.
On Wednesday afternoon Lum
walked into the Jot 'Em Down Store,
the picture of utter weariness and de-
jection, and slumped down in the
chair in front of his desk. His jeans
were gray with dust, and his whiskers
lank and stringy with sweat. He
looked around at Abner, Grandpap,
Dick Huddleston, and Cedric.
"I GRANNIES," Lum sighed, "looks
■ like I have the hardest luck of
anybody I ever seen in my life."
Abner looked upon the beaten man
with a sympathy he hadn't felt for
days — sympathy, plus a sudden hope
that Lum was going to regain his rea-
son. "It ain't hard luck, Lum," he
consoled him. "You jist never had
no gold buried to start with."
Lum shook his head sadly. "Ain't
no good for you to say that, Abner. I
did. I know I did."
"Stop talkin' foolishness," Abner
snapped. "If you'd had any gold,
wouldn't you a found it by now?"
"That's jist it. I've found one sack
of it, but I can't find t'other."
"HUH?"
"Over there under the chimbley on
the old Witherspoon place. Jist like
I dreamed it. But I've dug and dug
that ground fer twenty feet in ever'
direction but I'll be dad blamed if I
can find t'other one."
The news that Lum, amnesia and
all, had found one of his sacks of
gold caused an even greater sensa-
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make a telephone call you had to
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using it were through — not that any-
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The wedding was set for Friday
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He finally came down the street at
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"I had an awful time getting
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"Never did get this collar fastened."
Sister Simpson took her seat at
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grin" filled the church.
CROM the sidelines Grandpappy and
' Cedric watched Lum start down the
aisle, leaning on Abner's arm and
looking a little like a condemned man
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came Katherine Colvert, splendid in
a white veil and orange blossoms, es-
corted by her father.
"Hey," Grandpappy yelled sudden-
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Lum, standing with Abner at the
altar, had begun to act mighty funny.
He was looking back down the aisle
at Katherine Colvert bearing down
on him like a transcontinental bus un-
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at Abner's arm. Then he began to
look wildly around the church.
"What's goin' on around here?" he
asked weakly.
"Why, it's your weddin', Lum," Ab-
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"Yeah, I know that, but Where's
Evalener?"
"Oh that all happened a month
ago. You're marryin' Miss Katherine
Colvert, don't you remember?"
But Lum obviously did not remem-
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from side to side and his eyes looked
like those of a wild horse. "Sompin's
happenin' around here," he mumbled.
"I'm all mixed up . . . I . . .1 . . . never
wanted to marry no Miss Katherine
Colvert."
"I doggies," Abner shouted sudden-
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thinks this is last month and this is
Evalener 's wedding! . . . Hey! Hey,
somebody, help me grab him!"
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in a typical Lum fashion. He'd re-
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his cigarette. Thorn said, "Well?"
Jeanette picked up a match and be-
gan to punch little holes in the ciga-
rette stub. "I don't know," she said
at last. "When I came back to New
York last week I could bear the
idea of father's — death, because of
you. All through that year I meant
what I said in my letters, and I
thought of you, and I was happy."
"And you've been with me, too, all
this time. There's never been anyone
else. But things have changed —
you're the same as you were, as beau-
tiful and as sweet, but . . ."
Suddenly, furiously, Jeanette said:
"Nothing could survive waiting as
long as we have. Love has to have
something to feed on. It's like starv-
ing— after the first unbearable day
or two you don't care any more. We
should have been married at the
start, regardless; we could have sur-
vived somehow."
"That's in the past," he told her,
wearily. "Perhaps, if we try, we can
regain this thing we had."
She shook her head. "No."
M OW, in the months that followed,
her only salvation and her only
comfort was Anna, her mother. Anna
who travelled with her, cushioned her
against bumps in life's pitfalls, and all
so quietly, unassumingly, unobtru-
sively. Spiritual comfort, yes; physi-
cal comfort too. Anna was then and
still is what all mothers want to be
and so few know how to be.
When "Tip Toes" closed finally she
shook herself from her lethargy and
called her manager. "Don't accept
any more dancing roles for me," she
commanded. "I'm a singer. I've got
a good voice and I know it. I don't
care how you do it — but when I sign
again it will be because I can sing, not
because my legs are good-looking."
In the beginning she had been sure
that after an audition or two some
producer would sign her as prima
donna. When weeks, and then a
month, and then six months had gone
and she was still without a job, she
had to face herself and admit, finally.
that perhaps she could never make a
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she had saved was gone; the certainty
of her success had been so great that
she and her mother hadn't troubled
to move to a cheaper apartment.
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forget her completely. But she would
have to give up her idea of singing.
The MacDonald spirit, stubborn and
brave, wouldn't give up.
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coats, at a pretty bad salary, and dur-
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went on waiting
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thought: This is the test. I owe this
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That wasn't such a magnificent
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CHE rather expected he'd suggest
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She stared at him. "Of course."
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"Then — you're not 'Mr. Heming-
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He was red with laughter. "That's
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Bob Ritchie. Disappointed?"
Jeanette surveyed him over the
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"No," she said. "No, I'm not disap-
pointed. On the contrary . . ."
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(Continued from page 30)
Things Radio Has Taught Me: When
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don't stop and apologize — keep on
your course. Madge Evans was re-
quired to say the words "talent
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a Sunday or so ago. In rehearsal
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general laugh and her resolve not to
repeat it. But, radio being the con-
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and sure enough out popped "Scalent
tout" but Madge didn't correct her-
self— and few people besides those in
the control -room caught the fluff.
* £ *
Shirley Temple has been offered
many a radio contract but Mama and
Papa Temple have shaken their heads
from side to side — not because of
money, as some erroneous reports
have it — but because they say it might
make Shirley swell-headed. Per-
sonally, I think that since she's es-
caped it thus far, radio won't bring
it about, if her parents continue their
sane control of the diminutive gold-
mine.
* * *
SHORT SHOTS: Jeanette MacDon-
ald autographs the pages of her
scripts and hands them out to the
mob that awaits her exit at the RCA
studios on Sycamore Street. Thus she
satisfies them, and allows herself to
make a clean getaway with riding-
betogged husband Gene Raymond,
who calls for her every Sunday. . . .
Yes, Louis Prima is married — to Para-
mount actress Alma Ross. . . . Ozzie
Nelson organized his first orch at
Rutgers in 1924 — and four of the
original band are still with him. . . .
Wilbur Evans, the baritone on Open
House, is a Philadelphian and was
once an athletic instructor. . . . Never
mind what else you heard — An-
nouncer Jackson Wheeler was in the
hospital because he was being given
a plastic surgery treatment to
"pretty" his face up for a flyer at
pictures. . . . For 10 years. Skinny
Ennis has been warbling with Hal
Kemp's band. Now he's taking screen
tests and estimating that he's sung
nearly 100,000 times with the band
and that his repertoire includes some
2,500 tunes. . . . Patsy Kelly hired a
business manager because, she said,
she never seemed to have any money.
Now, she admits, she still hasn't any
money but she has done something
to solve the local unemployment sit-
uation. . . . Rosalind Russell tossed
a pretty party after her Silver Thea-
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cigarette lighters. . . . Living in Holly-
wood, Fred Allen opines, is like try-
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privacy.
In the good old days of radio,
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appear on programs for the publicity
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old days and now things are very
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One person it affects seriously is
Louella Parsons who, for a long time,
has been bringing top-flight cinema
names to Hollywood Hotel without
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syndicated movie column.
But now that the picture studios
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Warner Brothers with its KFWB tie-
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Mickey Mouse.
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* * *
Things Radio Has Taught Me: That
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his new airshow, Dr. Christian.
^ * *
It's true that Mary Pickford will
return to the air soon. She'll plug
a cosmetic line — her own. And is
planning a series of thirty-minute
dramas adapted from the movies
which sent her bouncing up to cinema
immortality.
* * *
Why didn't Francia White re-sign
with Packard for the Lanny Ross
show when Florence George checked
off? Soprano White sang for the
show last year, but refused to come
back — unless she got $150 more a
week. She didn't get it.
* * *
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that got a start from the newspapers.
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romance. Wendy had never met
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Palm Springs, Wendy was among the
guests present.
* * *
Bing Crosby is still peeved be-
cause he didn't get in any fishing or
hunting while in Washington recent-
ly— but he did get in some good golf.
He didn't want to pose for pictures
with the autograph kids clamoring at
the NBC front gates, because Bing
said they'd only ask for six auto-
graphs to get one of Robert Taylor's
in exchange ... a story he claims
really happened to him.
* * *
VIA WIRE — The day his new daughter
was born, Ken Niles (Hollywood Hotel
voice) was so excited he forgot where he
left his wallet, so Jerry Cooper had to buy
the cigars in honor of the new 6 pounds
and three-fourths ounces of daughter . . .
Lanny Ross, tenor and emcee on the Pack-
ard Mardi Gras, endeared himself to the
cast and audience of the show one night
when he spotted an usher ejecting a little
girl and her brother from the broadcast
because they did not have tickets and there
wasn't room for any extras. He couldn't
stand to see her in tears, so took her name
and address and promised to send her
tickets for the next week's show himself
. . . Mary Livingstone named Jack Benny's
new horse, "Buck Benny," for which Jack
presented her with a diamond-studded
cigarette case. Prominently glittering on
the face is a miniature diamond-studded
box of jello, with the big red letters set in
rubies . . . The original composition writ-
ten for Silver Theater by Clarence Olm-
stead and dubbed "First Love" (after the
initial production) has received such fa-
vorable comment from critics that it's
going to be used as the regular theme . . .
Olympe Brande came to the Kraft Music
Hall almost too late for her rehearsal,
dressed in a costume worn in her new pic-
ture. The hoopskirts and crinoline ruffles
just about wrecked the broadcast. Stars
and musicians detoured on the small stage
to avoid mussing her up, and the techni-
cians nearly had nervous prostration
whenever she swept near the mikes. Ray
Milland added more worry to the program
by not showing up for his rehearsal until
a half-hour before the broadcast. He
hurried in from Palm Springs. For once,
Dr. Crosby was shaken out of his usual
calmness . . . The Bill Hart appearance
on Rudy Vallee's hour embodied a touch
of real friendship. For years, Rudy has
gone to the Hart ranch for vacations
whenever he visits in California. Bill re-
fused the check offered him for his guest
spot on the show — said he'd do the same
for his friend Rudy any time . . . Charlie
McCarthy copped the prize guest spot of
the year as far as film folks are concerned.
Charlie was the star selected to turn on
the lights of Hollywood's Santa Claus lane
— a stunt always fought for by the movie
stars.
I Know the Truth About Rudy Vallee's Strangest Feud
(Continued from page 23)
continued my raps.
Then Rudy returned to New York
and with two gentlemen of earnest
determination called on me at the
Graphic. I was out — regardless of
any insinuations that I was making
a prolonged search for something be-
hind the big waste basket in the cor-
ner of my office.
One evening in the lobby of the
Roosevelt hotel I overheard a young
fellow whom I recognized as Rudy's
brother Bill expressing the wish that
he might meet Guy Lombardo who
was playing at the Roosevelt Grill. A
sudden inspiration struck me.
With malice aforethought I told
him I would arrange the meeting. He
was in town with his father and
mother and I immediately visualized
a beautiful practical joke on Rudy.
Apparently they didn't know who I
was, didn't read the Graphic and
didn't know of the feud. We became
great friends and I undertook to show
them the night life of New York.
Night after night the four of us
went night clubbing together while I
anticipated with great glee the an-
noyance Rudy would feel when he
learned who their escort was.
And in the meantime in my column
I was still predicting that Rudy Vallee
was a fad like mah jongg, ouija
boards and miniature golf, and would
soon be forgotten.
Vallee naturally was very bitter.
His references to me as "an irre-
sponsible punk;" "a notoriety seeking
would-be writer who was going to
get his ears pinned back;" a thisa and
thata of no antecedents and definitely
no future when he got through with
me, lost no time in reaching my ears.
There were many who were aching
to see us brought together.
Ken Dolan, now Frances Lang-
ford's manager, arranged our first
meeting. He suggested that I go with
him to call on Rudy in his apartment.
OKAY," I said. "If you want me
to, I will."
Ken, I don't believe, was entirely
sure of himself. He was nervous as
a bride when we entered Rudy's
apartment. The fact that I stuck a
match in my mouth and threw a
cigarette away is no indication of
mental stress on my part.
"How do you do, Wald," said Rudy,
extending a hand that was as warm
and cordial as a Friday fish on Sat-
urdy. "Have a drink?"
I gazed at the extended highball
flippantly.
"It wouldn't be a Mickey Finn by
any chance?" I said.
Rudy didn't reply. He merely lift-
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Ken decided it was up to him to
make conversation.
"You and Wald should be close
friends," he said with what sounded
like a giggle — and if you know Ken
he doesn't giggle. "Jerry has been
showing Bill and your folks the hot
spots."
"I know that," said Rudy evenly.
"I've known that since the first time
they went out together."
"Huh?" I said and I know that my
jaw hit the floor.
Rudy didn't bother to reply. He
was at the door.
"I am sure you will excuse me,"
he said, "but I must dress now.
"Goodnight, Wald," he went on.
"The next time we meet I hope it
will be possible to give you the poke
in the nose I can't give you now be-
cause you are a guest in my home."
"Listen," I said angrily, but I found
myself addressing a closed door and
listening to the laughter of Ken.
Then came the break I had been
waiting for. I sold an original screen
story to the Warner studio — "20,000,-
000 Sweethearts" — and they offered
me a writer's contract.
K^Y farewell to New York before
,vl leaving for Hollywood was also
to include a farewell to Rudy Vallee.
Late one night I was leaving Lindy's
when Rudy was entering, both of us
escorted by friends.
"Heigh ho, Rudy," I called cheerily.
And then stars fell, not on Alabama,
but on one Jerry Wald.
And as darkness descended I recall
hearing a soft voice saying, "You've
been asking for this."
The next morning I awoke with a
beautiful black eye and the regret
that — I no longer had a column. And
no longer having a column that I
must leave for Hollywood without
again meeting Rudy.
To my great joy I found that my
first assignment in Hollywood was to
write the script for "Sweet Music,"
in which Rudy was to appear.
"Oh, oh," I said. "Wait until Rudy
hears that I am writing the script —
probably he'll refuse to appear in the
picture."
But Rudy was beginning to have
his innings.
"I'm glad," he said, "that Jerry
Wald is writing the script for 'Sweet
Music' — he knows so much about me."
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Romances of young love and
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Romances of marriages of the
melting pot with foreign or semi-
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Typically American romances
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Romances in which a child or
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Romances rooted in any of these
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merit no matter how skillfully writ-
ten they may be. Judging upon this
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Surely within your experience or
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or smiles through tear-wet eyes. If
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Read the rules carefully and be
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Every possible effort will be made to return
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(Continued
We weren't exactly chummy during
filming of the picture but a change
in both of us was taking place. Asked
to build up a dramatic situation in the
story, I expressed doubt that Rudy
could handle it.
"If he could act," I murmured in
his presence. "Still, maybe we could
arrange for him to croon it — that
would be a novelty."
"If we can get one of Wald's stooges
to put it in English for him," Rudy
replied, "maybe I could struggle
through it with a little coaching."
It was apparent that Rudy was be-
ginning to lose the dignity that had
always marked him. Not only that —
he was developing a sense of humor.
I AST summer when I left for a va-
*- cation in New York, Hal B. Wallis,
associate executive producer of
Warner Brothers, asked me to look
up Rudy and go over the story of
his new picture, "Golddiggers in
Paris," with him. Rudy invited me
to be his guest at his lodge sixty-five
miles from Portland, Maine.
Again I was a guest in his home —
and again Rudy was the perfect host.
The guest is king at Rudy's lodge.
The guest does just as he pleases. He
can fish, play tennis, billiards and
any number of other games, swim,
use the speedboats and otherwise
amuse himself.
The first day I was there I decided
to paddle a canoe out on the lake.
It was nice going and I was just tell-
ing myself that canoes aren't the
tricky things they're supposed to be
when over I went.
Ordinarily I am a fair enough
swimmer but the sudden immersion
into the icy waters of the lake, yards
from shore, was too much for me.
Desperately I fought cramps which
doubled me up.
Down, down I went to come up
gasping, every fiber of my body in
pain. Then through the mists I heard
from page 89)
the roar of a speedboat and a voice
talking to me. With my last strength
I threshed out more wildly. Then I
felt a terrific blow on the point of
my chin and everything went black.
When I came to, Rudy was bending
over me. I grinned at him and he
grinned at me.
"I must say I'm glad you didn't
drown," he said. "Everybody would
have sworn I did it if you had. And
say — there wasn't anything personal
in that sock I gave you on the jaw —
you just didn't want to be saved."
My vacation at Rudy's lodge was,
actually, one of the happiest experi-
ences of my life. It was the first
time I had seen Rudy away from
Broadway and Hollywood and the in-
fluence of the mob — the thundering
herd with its axes to grind, demand-
ing everything and giving nothing in
return, that always follows success.
Not until the barrier of resistance
that is necessarily raised to thwart
this mob is broken down do you see
the real man.
A vast change has come over Rudy
since those days when he was first
struggling for success. Nobody has
helped him to get where he is; he has
accomplished that solely through hard
work. He is very sincere and always
has been.
THE way he has developed a sense
' of humor is amazing. Had he had
that sense of humor years ago there
never would have been a feud.
Dignity in Rudy's performance at
the Cocoanut Grove in Los Angeles,
for instance, is conspicuous by its
absence. Members of the band heckle
and talk back to him. Al Bernie,
made up to look exactly like Rudy,
does a swell impersonation of him
right in front of him. Five years
ago — or even less — Rudy would not
have permitted that.
Rudy has heaped coals of fire on
my head — and I love it!
RADIO MIRROR is happy to announce the winners of the
BENNY GOODMAN-SWING LIMERICK CONTEST—
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(Free trip to Hollywood)
Mary Mae Storks, Cleve-
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Bertha Killian
Oklahoma City, Okla.
J. O. Tuttle
St. Louis, Mo.
Mary Texanna Loomis
San Francisco, Calif.
Mabel D. Abramson
Minneapolis, Minn.
Richard F. Steel
West Collingswood, N. J.
Natalie Watson
Cynwyd, Pennsylvania
Helen Townsend
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Mrs. Alta Evans
New Smyrna, Florida
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Doris Sylvia Miller, Char-
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Margaret Hanson
St. Paul, Minnesota
George Irey Benham
West Chester, Pennsylvania
Urline Sargent
Lakewood, Ohio
Charles Balcoff
Madison, Wisconsin
R. B. Guilford
Lincoln, Nebraska
Mrs. M. G. Buchanan
Vancouver, B. C.
Ralph H. Schubert
Mill Valley, Calif.
Mrs. E. L. Hayward
Weldon, N. C.
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Mildred H. Netts
Springfield, Ohio
Mrs. R. A. Jeffries
Indianapolis, Ind.
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Sedalia, Missouri
George Walter
Denver, Colo.
Mabel Selberg
Northville, Mich.
Frank E. C. Schwartze
Baltimore, Maryland
Dorothy E. Brown
Wellesley, Mass.
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Cleveland, Ohio
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MAZDA LAMPS
MARCH, 1938
VOL. 9 NO. 5
ERNEST V. HEYN
Executive Editor
FRED R. SAMMIS
Editor
BELLE LANDESMAN, ASSISTANT EDITOR
The Strange Threat to Charlie McCarthy's "Life" Dorothy Spensley 8
Is this beloved imp facing possible disaster?
Cry Before Night Pauline Swanson 1 1
Begin the dramatic life story of Martha Raye
Is It Flaming Youth Again? Kay Proctor 14
A frank and revealing interview with Cecil B. DeMille
Lights Out! Arch Oboler 19
Don't read this unless your nerves are iron
Why Hate Roosevelt? Emit Ludwig 20
A challenge to all Americans!
'Tain't Funny, McGee 22
You'll swear it is when you see this readio-broadcast
Resurrection Horace Brown 24
The month's most inspiring broadcast
Follow the Moon John Tucker Battle 26
Beginning the complete story of this daily program in fiction form
Behind the Hollywood Front Jimmie Fidler 32
The Jessel feud breaks into print
There Shall Be Music 34
By special request — Abe Lyman's theme song
Radio Enters the War Against Social Diseases Dr. Morris Fishbein 36
A broadcast that tears away the veil of ignorance
Make Way for Melody Fred Rutledge 38
The aromatic conclusion to Jeanette MacDonaid's recollections
Words With Wings 40
Paragraph highlights taken from outstanding radio events
The Announcer is a Sissy Jack Sher 60
That's what Don Wilson thought until
What Radio Means to the Isolated Louis Underwood 98
When it is man's only friend
Prof. Quiz' Twenty Questions ... 3 When It's Winter Time Down
What's New From Coast to Coast 4 n ,. . ,. .,' .,
Radio Mirror Almanac 43
What Do You Want To Say? . . 6 Beauty With a Smile 52
Put the Bee on Your Spelling ... 7 Me?,s in, Minutes 54
Facing the Music 56
Sponsored by the Candid Camera 1 5 What Do You Want To Know? . . 58
Crosby Takes It Big 29 For Women Only 68
THE GIRL ON THE COVER— Martha Raye posed especially for this
picture taken by Paramount, done in colors by Robert Reid. Hyman
Fink's background pictures are actual broadcast shots of the Al Jolson-
Martha Raye radio program.
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UIZ
TWENTY QUESTIONS
The Professor Quiz program is spon-
sored by Nash Motors every Saturday
night over the CBS network. Play the
game of radio knowledge with him on
the air and on this page.
1. How did Nelson Eddy's singing
once cost him an important job?
2. What 32 girls are famous be-
cause they promised not to marry?
3. What technicolor star with big
ears is a new Sunday broadcaster?
4. What significance to performers
are the two words Sunset and Vine?
5. What program begins each
broadcast with a man shouting a row
of figures that have no meaning?
6. What instrument is used for play-
ing Amos 'n' Andy's theme song?
7. Name the sponsors of the follow-
ing programs: Life of Mary Sothern;
Magic Key; Hollywood Mardi-Gras?
8. What star who made newspaper
editors famous in the movies is now
playing the same role on the air?
9. Name the announcers of the fol-
lowing broadcasts: Chase and San-
born Hour; Professor Quiz; Al Jolson.
10. What star has a Maine lodge
where guests are issued handbooks of
instructions telling them how to get
the most out of their visit?
1 1 . Where can you now read the
dramatic life story of Martha Raye?
1 2. How many hours a day are the
networks CBS and NBC on the air?
13. What radio singer is often ac-
cused of being Myrna Loy's double?
14. In what state is the town of
Pine Ridge and why is it famous?
15. What is the last name of both
Easy Aces?
16. What broadcast that is making
history for NBC had its premiere
Christmas night?
17. Complete this sentence: Fanny
Barbour is the mother of
Family.
18. What morning broadcast should
you tune in if you want to avoid mak-
ing any social errors?
19. Who, or what, is Crossley?
20. Who was chosen this year to
take Schumann-Heink's traditional job
of singing Silent Night on Christmas?
(You'll find the answers on page 58)
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WHAT'S NEV\
So infrequently
are the Lanny
Rosses together
in photos that
this one, with
Allan Jones, is
historic. Left,
Wilda Hinkle is
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Fink
Deanna Durbin's
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The feature that tells what
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By DAN SENSENEY
SIX times a week radio's most un-
usual "theme song" goes on the air
— the weird, unintelligible gibber-
ish of the tobacco auctioneer's chant
which introduces Your Hollywood Pa-
rade, Your Hit Parade, Melody Puzzles,
and Edwin C. Hill's newscasts. F. E.
Boone, old-time auctioneer, does the
chanting, from a hotel room in Lexing-
ton, Ky. or Wilson, N. C, or from a New
York studio, depending on wherever he
happens to be at the moment.
Nobody except a trained tobacco-
buyer can understand what Boone is
saying, and he doesn't say the same
thing on each broadcast. His spiel con-
sists entirely of numbers, except when
he gasps "Sold! To the American Tobac-
co Company!" at the end. In an actual
auction he would only say "Sold!" — the
identification of the company is for the
benefit of radio listeners.
Listen to him, and you'll notice that
his voice rises in pitch until it can't go
any higher; then it drops down abruptly
and goes into another gradual ascent. A
rise in pitch indicates that the auctioneer
has received a new bid. Between bids he
just goes on repeating the same number.
Boone sounds hysterical on the air,
but he isn't. He's just fast. He sells be-
tween 350 and 400 piles of tobacco an
hour, but his record is something to
shoot at — 700 piles in one hour. In the
tobacco-selling season he's busy all the
time in southern warehouses, which ex-
plains why his twenty-minute broad-
casts sometimes come from Lexington
and Wilson.
Take my advice and don't even try to
understand what he's saying. I've lis-
tened to him carefully for six months
and haven't got so I can understand him
yet.
ANDREA LEEDS, the most talked-
#\ about young actress in Hollywood,
went on the air over a coast-to-coast
hookup the other night without even
intending to. Scheduled to rehearse at
eight o'clock in a downstairs studio in
.
FROM COAST TO COAST
NBC's Hollywood building, Andrea arrived at 8:20 and
made a wild dash into the studio she thought was hers.
"I know I'm late, but I . . . " she began the minute she
got through the door. Before she got any farther, some-
body grabbed her, clapped his hand over her mouth
like a villain in an old-fashioned movie, and hustled
her outside. There had been a last-mihute switch in
studio bookings, and Lum and Abner were half-way
through a Pine Ridge sketch when Andrea burst in on
them.
CHARLIE MCCARTHY and Edgar Bergen established
a new high point in ad-lib quips when Charlie was
accorded the highest honor Hollywood can bestow —
the privilege of opening movietown's famous "Santa
Claus Lane." For two hours they rode down Hollywood
Boulevard in a gaily decorated float, broadcasting their
gags over a public address system so every one of the
300,000 people who had gathered to see them could
hear. Charlie's prize remark, everybody agreed, was,
"All you little boys write to Santa Claus, and all you
little girls write to me."
the orchestrations for his Saturday-night concerts, safe
from the prying eyes of the office help. I'm afraid it all
made the office help pretty cross, too.
WHEN CBS made up its mind to use a standard "A"
note for its time signal several times a day, it
didn't know what it was getting into. The idea, of
course, was to broadcast "A" so that amateur musicians
could listen in and tune their fiddles; but what CBS
found out after it had thought up the idea was that
there's no such thing as a standard "A". American
musicians use an "A" which is five frequencies (what-
ever that means) higher than the official standard of
this country. French musicians use an "A" five fre-
quencies lower than that used by musicians in this
country. CBS scratched its collective head and finally
decided to use the higher-frequency "A", figuring that
even if it wasn't the United States' official standard it
was the one American musicians would want to hear.
If French musicians listen in on short-wave, and try
to use Columbia's "A" to tune their instruments by,
they're just going to be out of luck.
THERE'S many a Toscanini story that will never see
print, but here's one that will, even if I had to swear
myself to secrecy about where I got it: A special screen
has been built in the NBC music library, so the Maestro
can scuttle in and hide behind it while he looks over
IF you ever visit Chester Lauck — Lum, of Lum and
Abner — on his ranch near Hollywood, you'll prob-
ably be introduced to its most honored inhabitant.
Dukey, once Will Rogers' favorite pony, has retired and
is spending his last days as (Continued on page 82)
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YOUR LETTERS OF
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it banned a speech recently on social
diseases. That is too bad. Radio, of
course, is a family entertainment and
the family is usually gathered around
it; that makes it embarrassing when
some one starts talking on social dis-
eases. Radio officials say they see no
way around this problem of embarrass-
ing the family group; doctors confess a
similar dilemma. And yet it would be
a shame to let radio remain silent after
it has made such a courageous begin-
ning. I have a solution that might help:
Whenever the subject of social dis-
eases is mentioned on the radio, do not
have a speaker speak directly to the
listeners. Present it, instead, always as
a drama. This would tend to consider-
ably lessen the embarrassment of the
family group, as none would feel that
the speech applied directly to him,
which is usually the case when the
ordinary radio commentator speaks.
And the listeners — who probably
want to really learn something
about them — would feel that
they were just spectators at some
discussion of social diseases.
Nat Rutherford,
Cincinnati, Ohio
lsadore Segal
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Hollywood Hotel's Frances Langford
FIRST PRIZE
IS KNOWLEDGE EMBARRASSING?
IN the battle against social diseases which the med-
ical associations are waging, radio has made a fine
gesture in partially opening its airwaves to dis-
cussions of this vital subject. I noticed, however, that
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SECOND PRIZE
McGEE AND MOLLY, HOMEMAKERSI
Every Monday evening, Fibber
McGee and Molly provide us
with enough laughs to make us
forget the daily grind and end
the day with a smile.
It is our favorite family pro-
gram. The puns are delightful,
the pithy, witty statements are
side-splitting, and none of the
jokes need dry cleaning. Never have we heard any-
thing offensive, or suggestive, on this program. Molly
is very clever and her cracks at McGee are so natural
and spontaneous that we all enjoy them. His come-
backs, also, show that he is not resentful, but has
learned one of life's most valuable lessons: — to be able
to smile when the joke is on YOU. (Cont'd on page 84)
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Only one of the suggested spell-
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Then look at the answers on page
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Incidentally, if you aren't already
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1. Askance — askanse — ascance.
(adverb.) With a sidewise glance;
disdainfully.
2. Obediance — obedeance — obe-
dience, (noun.) The act of obeying.
3. Fuge — phuge — fugue, (noun.)
In music, a form of composition.
4. Prestidigitator — prestidigaitator
prestadigitater. (noun.) A juggler;
one skilled in sleight of hand.
5. Paniplied — paneplied — pano-
plied, (adjective.) Dressed in a full
suit of armor, or in bright, magnifi-
cent raiment.
6. Umbrajious — umbragious — um-
PUT THE BEE
YOUR SPELLING
brageous. (adjective.) Affording
shade or being shaded; shady.
7. Hebdomidal — hebdomadal —
hebdomodal. (adjective.) Consisting
of seven days or occurring at week-
ly intervals.
8. Anemone — anemine — anemane.
(noun.) A large genus of herbs of
the buttercup family.
9. Appetitive — apetitive — appe-
titetive. (adjective.) Having or giv-
ing appetite.
10. Practicianer — practisioner —
practitioner, (noun.) One who exer-
cises an art, science or profession.
11. Benzoine — bensoin — benzoin.
(noun.) A resin obtained from a
certain tree.
12+Apperient — aperient — appeari-
ent. (noun.) A gently laxative
medicine or food.
13. Antidiluvian — antediluvian —
antedeluvian. (adjective.) Of the
period before the deluge; hence, an-
tiquated.
14. Corrolary — corollary — corrol-
ery. (noun.) A deduction, conse-
quence, or additional inference.
15. Sparsity — sparcity — sparsety.
(noun.) Scantiness; want of plenty.
16. Torpedos
— torrpedos —
torpedoes.
(noun.) Metal
cases containing
explosives.
17. Mucus —
moucus — mu-
cous, (noun.) A
viscid slippery secretion.
18. Obsiquies — obsequies — obsa-
quies. (noun.) Rites or ceremonies
pertaining to burial.
19. Inflamable — inflammable — in-
flammible. (noun.) Capable of be-
ing easily set on fire.
20. Piromaniac — pieromaniac —
pyromaniac. (noun.) A person af-
flicted with a persistent impulse to
start fires.
21. Cantalope — cantelope — canta-
loupe, (noun.) A variety of musk-
melon.
22. Dais — dias — diase. (noun.)
The principal table, at the end of a
hall, for the chief guests.
23. Ferule — ferile — ferrule.
(noun.) A ring or cap, usually of
metal, put around a cane, tool han-
dle or similar object.
24. Bedisened — bedizened — be-
dizzened. (adjective.) Dressed
tawdrily or with vulgar finery.
25. Valence — vallance — valance.
(noun.) A short decorative drapery
across the top of a window.
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a N excerpt from a bygone Chase and Sanborn
/\ broadcast has W. C. Fields telling Charlie
f\ McCarthy that he is a "fugitive from a wood-
pile."
"Remember, Mr. Fields," answers the impudent
dummy, America's favorite graven image (and not so
grave, at that), " 'Only God can make a tree.' "
"And," says Fields, "only Bergen can make one
talk."
That line was built for a laugh, and got it. But —
well, think it over, and it's not so funny. It's too darn
true.
Suppose, some morning, Edgar Bergen should wake
up and discover that he couldn't make Charlie Mc-
Carthy talk?
It could happen. There are physicians who fear that
unless Edgar Bergen takes constant care of his vocal
chords, it may happen.
There is one thing all ventriloquists fear more than
anything else — a throat disorder. A ventriloquist's
larynx, Edgar Bergen himself told me, is larger and
better developed than the ordinary person's. If any-
thing happens to impair its delicate construction, the
"stomach-talker's" career is over — and with his ca-
reer, his dummy's. Chronic bronchitis may lay its
croupy grip on the oral magician's bronchial tubes:
"curtains" for the act. And then there is sinusitis, an
impressive name for an aggravating condition. Inflam-
mation settles in the frontal cavity of the skull that
connects with the nostrils and contains air. Instead of
drawing a normal breath through the nose, the burden
of the breath intake is placed on the victim's throat. If
he is a ventriloquist, the throat is already overworked.
You can see what happens when sinusitis becomes
acute.
And sinusitis, or some thing very like it, is the men-
ace to Charlie's life and Edgar Bergen's brilliant ca-
reer. . . .
A few Sundays ago — you may be one of those who
noticed it — Charlie didn't seem to be himself. His
voice sounded strained and unlike the usual McCar-
thian cackle. The reason was simply that Edgar Ber-
gen was suffering from a head cold — a common or
garden variety of cold. Nothing serious, to you or me.
But it could easily lead to catastrophe for Charlie Mc-
Carthy. Complications resulting from it could send
him into oblivion, could pack him away with his top
hat, white tie, tails, monocle, polo coat, cowboy suit,
Sherlock Holmes hat and all, into the velvet-lined suit-
case that is now his boudoir.
And something is giving Edgar Bergen more than
his share of colds. So far, the condition has been seri-
ous enough to show on one broadcast, serious enough
to cause comment and rumor, and serious enough to
send Bergen to seek medical advice. It has been more
a warning than anything else — but a warning that
must not be ignored.
The doctors are not completely convinced that sinu-
sitis is his difficulty. Those that Bergen has consulted
both in Los Angeles and New York, recognize a sinus
condition, but they wonder if it is not caused by the
excessive fogs of the far-famed (Continued on page 10)
Is it possible that this beloved imp
and his brilliant master have climbed
to the peak of success in less than a
single year — only to face disaster?
7$r
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By DOROTHY SPENSLEY
California climate instead of an organic weakness.
Beverly Hills is a nice place to live, all right, but there's
no denying that it gets foggy there in the night and in
the morning; and those fogs may be what are giving
Edgar Bergen colds in the head.
There's another possibility, the doctors admit. Years
ago, Bergen had his tonsils taken out; and left over
from that operation there's a bit of a tonsil root still in
his throat. That memento of a bygone tonsillectomy
may be what is irritating the delicate membranes in
the priceless vocal apparatus of America's Number
One ventriloquist.
THE only solution at the moment seems to be a home
in a drier, less foggy district, and Bergen is looking
for one right now. San Fernando's platter-shaped
slopes are bright and inviting, protected by foothills
from the ocean's foggy winds. A house in Encino near
Al Jolson, Phil Harris, and Edward Everett Horton
might be just about right. Or at Toluca Lake with Bing
Crosby and Jimmie Fidler as neighbors.
Even that is only a partial solution. Bergen would
still have to guard against even the slightest infection,
because he would still have to come to town for re-
hearsals, broadcasts, and picture work — and winter-
time in Los Angeles, all Chamber of Commerce blurbs
to the contrary, can provide some mighty wet days.
Naturally, Bergen is reluctant to submit to another
operation to remove that tonsil root. He's not certain
that it's causing any trouble, to begin with. Removing
it might not do a bit of good. He has his duties to the
Chase and Sanborn people, and to the listeners who
They're in the movies now — both
Charlie and Edgar Bergen — in
Goldwyn's "Follies." Charlie
spends the money on his wardrobe.
Samuel Goldwyn Studios
have made him famous by their
approval, and he hates to stay
off the air for the length of time
the operation would require,
just on the chance that the ton-
sil root may be to blame.
All this, Edgar Bergen told
me with a frankness one would
scarcely expect from a man who
is living under the perpetual
threat of catching a cold which
would ruin his career. But
then, this quiet, blue-eyed
Swedish-American is the last
man in the world to grow mor-
bid under such conditions. Tak-
ing vigilant care of his voice is
part of his job, and Bergen ac-
cepts it as such.
"Another thing that may
make my voice sound less flexi-
ble to the listeners," he ex-
plained, "is its lack of use. That
sounds paradoxical, but it isn't.
The vocal muscles are like any
other muscles. If they are not
exercised regularly they get
slack. Athletes and prize fight-
ers have the same trouble when
they don't keep in condition.
"When I first came to the
coast, my voice had plenty of
exercise, because I was using it
not only on the Sunday broad-
cast but twice a night, plus two
matinees a week, at the Cocoanut Grove. Later, until
a few weeks ago, I was working every day at the stu-
dio making The Goldwyn Follies. I finished that pic-
ture, and my first one with Universal wasn't ready, so
I had no occasion to go through my routine except at
the Saturday night rehearsals and on the show the
following day. That, coupled with the cold I had,
might have made my voice sound different."
Undoubtedly the greatest sacrifice that Bergen could
make would be to lay aside the three-foot figure that
for seventeen years has been his constant associate.
But, tragedy though it would be, Bergen is prepared
for just such an emergency. If anything should hap-
pen to his voice, he knows exactly what he would do —
settle down in a medium-sized city, about the size of
Evansville, Indiana, and not too near a big city. There
he would own and operate a theater, or rather a clinic
of the theater, experimenting with Sunday-night con-
certs, Saturday-night vaudeville, little theater dra-
matics, especially constructed movie programs. That
is, if the film moguls did not persuade him to tarry in
Hollywood in an advisory capacity.
But what will ultimately happen to the inimitable
McCarthy and the gifted Bergen rests with the gods
. . . may they be merciful to the pair's admirers!
Chances are good that a change of climate will dispel
the menace that clouds Edgar Bergen's career and
threatens Charlie McCarthy's life. Happily, Bergen
has not become panicky over the possibility of trouble
to his vocal chords. He recognizes the danger, and
knows how he must fight it — with vigilance, care, com-
mon sense. And that is more than half the battle.
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Menace to public taste, rightful target of
women's club's wrath, or merely amusing, beauti-
ful young clown with tremendous zest for
living? However you feel, Martha Raye this
year has become one of the biggest names in the
entertainment world. When she makes personal
appearances, attendance records topple. When she
sings on the Al Jolson program, her worshippers
sit at the loudspeaker in hushed admiration.
So, Radio Mirror brings you the dramatic life
story of this powerful contender for public favor,
a biography best described by the old proverb,
"Laugh before breakfast, cry before night."
IT was not much more than a year ago that a nine-
teen-year-old girl unpacked her bags in a small
Hollywood hotel, looked out of the window at the
sea of brightly colored lights which at night is the
most famous "little city" in the world and yelled out
— for the relief of her own soul, for there was no one
else in the room — "Oh, boy!"
She was an awkward, dark-haired girl with a big
smile. She could sing a little, dance a little, make
people laugh a lot. And Hollywood was going to be
her oyster. Her name was Martha Raye.
Success comes seldom — even in the "little city" of
miracles — with the swiftness it has come to Martha.
When she came to Hollywood she was practically un-
known. She was not new to the theater; her parents
were vaudevillians, and Martha practically was born
in a costume trunk. But her audience thus far had
been limited to the patrons of a few stay-open-late
clubs and vaudeville theaters where she had tried out
her individual songs and impersonations. She was
on her way, but not even Martha — who was a pretty
confident young person — knew how fast she would
cover the ground to the top.
Today, Martha has realized her every dream. She
is a star of films and radio. Her weekly income from
both is said to exceed $2,000 a week, a figure which
catapults Martha into the highest income tax brackets.
Every time she makes a personal appearance, she
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plays to a sold-out house. Everywhere she goes, she
is besieged by mobs of adoring fans, boys and girls
and adult men and women who will wait for hours
in the streets for a second's look at their "Oh, boy"
girl. When she concluded her recent tour, "Variety,"
bible of the show business, said that Martha Raye was
the biggest box-office draw in ten years.
MARTHA can have for the asking anything she
wants. Anything, that is, money can buy. When
she came to Hollywood she owned two evening dresses,
and not very luxurious ones at that. Fashionists clus-
tered about happily when Martha visited New York re-
cently and unrolled enough cash to purchase a complete
Schiaparelli wardrobe. She has more furs than she has
occasions for wearing them, real jewelry, expensive
cars. Martha Raye is a walking dream come true for
every girl who dreams of a career in Hollywood.
It's the old story of Cinderella, except that Martha
isn't having any fun at the ball.
Not happy? When in a year she has gained admir-
ation, fortune, fame? But look at the opposite side
of the ledger. In the same year what has she lost?
Her first love, her marriage, her leisure, and the com-
panionship of her friends.
The newspapers were buzzing with the details of
Martha Raye's suit for divorce from her husband of
three months, twenty-one-year old Hamilton "Buddy"
Westmore when I found her backstage at the Columbia
theater in Hollywood waiting to be called to rehearse
for her weekly radio appearance. Perhaps it was not
the psychological moment for direct questions, but one
popped out.
"Was it worth it?"
"Look," she said. "It's nobody's fault. Not mine.
Not his. Not anybody's. It's all over now, and it's
better that way. You can't have — love — and that sort
of thing, and a career, too. I have my job. See the
reviews of my act in De-
troit? This is a swell new
arrangement of 'I Can't
Give You Anything but
Love, Baby.' . . . I'm
singing it tomorrow night.
Start my new picture
Thursday, 'The Big Broad-
cast of 1938.' They're star-
ring me in it. Starring me
and W. C. Fields. . . .
"But, so what . . . who
am I fooling? I wish I'd
never come to this town.
I wish they'd drop me
right now. I wish it'd
never happened."
Probably the next day,
Martha would be shout-
ing her lusty "Oh, boy"
again, grinning that in-
fectious grin of hers at
everybody she passed on
the street, looking over
the Hollywood oyster for
another point of attack.
But that night she wasn't
in the mood for success
stories, especially her
own.
"So I'm the biggest
box-office draw in ten
years. What of it? It
doesn't mean anything,
inside.
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It takes a girl who's had twenty-one years
of hard knocks to clown with a broken heart.
"I- suppose everyone does look at me and say 'That
lucky kid! A year ago singing for her supper at the
Century club and now look at her!' I suppose every
little high school girl in the country whoever learned
to tap dance wants to come to Hollywood and be a
big success, like Martha Raye.
"Gosh, tell 'em to stay at home. Why should they
want to leave their families and their friends, and
their pretty little houses for this? Why, I'd trade
places with them any day."
Martha had just locked the door on her own little
house. A charming, rambling ranchhouse in the val-
ley back of Hollywood. It stood for everything Mar-
tha and Buddy Westmore had meant their marriage to
be: fun for two, "Away from it all," and love for two —
in a serious try at making this Mr. and Mrs. thing
work, despite the ever present threat of Hollywood.
It was almost funny — so funny that it was sad — the
way Martha and Buddy gritted their teeth, glared at
the cynical and set about being a normal honeymoon
pair after their return from their elopement trip.
MARTHA showed up for radio rehearsal the first day
after her return in a gingham house dress. It was
"pardon my appearance but we have a lot of unpack-
ing to do this evening and I won't have much time."
She was bubbling with happiness. Everyone who
offered felicitations had to look at her modest wedding
ring, and the tiny charm rings, one for engagement,
one for marriage, which Martha wore on a gold chain
around her neck. They were just the right size, she
explained blushing, for their first baby.
Of course Buddy didn't make much money, in the
Hollywood sense. He was just a make-up artist at
Paramount, where Martha was a budding star. But
lots of other young couples had lived on less than his
$90 a week, and Martha intended to have a try at it.
She'd put her money in the bank, save it for a rainy
day when she was no
longer wanted in pic-
tures.
Martha and Buddy
moved into a small Holly-
wood apartment, spent
their evenings happily
hanging pictures and
drawing plans for the
honeymoon house they
would build in the valley,
as soon as they could af-
ford it. Martha cooked
dinner every night, and
burned her fingers just
like any bride.
Her girl friends invited
Martha to a shower, and
she warned the guests in
advance that only the
most practical gifts
would be acceptable. She
was going to be a practi-
cal wife. So the guests,
humoring her whim and
hiding their skepticism,
brought her red and
white kitchen accessories,
coffee and tea cans,
wastebaskets and work
ladders. There were even
a red and white apron,
and a rolling pin among
the gifts.
Martha and Buddy
worked just as hard at their
"fun for two." They were a
normal couple in love, weren't
they? They organized hayride
parties, wore overalls, and ate
hotdogs and doughnuts. They went on gay excursions
to the amusement piers at the beach. Martha coaxed a
week's vacation from the studio, and they put on
hiking boots and went off for a week's camping in the
mountains. Of course Buddy got fired from his job
upon his return for his trouble — for the studio hadn't
included him in its permission for a holiday — but
he got another job right away, so what was the dif-
ference? They had had a honeymoon.
They just had time before Martha tore away for her
long-scheduled personal appearance tour to buy their
little house in the valley and choose its furnishings.
Martha didn't see the completed picture before she
left, but she had a personal hand in all of the shopping.
The new home was ready for the bride when she
returned, and the young bridegroom carried her over
She was happy once, but her marriage to
Buddy Westmore lasted only three months.
the threshold before she was
allowed to make a tour of in-
spection. The red and white
kitchen was gleaming with
cheerful cleanliness. The com-
fortable farmhouse furniture which had looked so
appealing in the shops looked even better now that
the rugs were down and the draperies at the windows.
The little house was a perfect setting for happiness
for two; but Martha and Buddy lived there just two
days.
What could have happened so suddenly to chill this
blooming young romance? The gossips chattered of
quarrels, of disagreements in public places. It was an-
other man. It was another girl. It was money.
It was none of those things. It was just that Martha
was a success. The public had chosen to adore her, so
her life henceforward was not her own, but the
public's.
The realization of this truth came upon her during
her recent tour. It was not (Continued on page 88)
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T began to seem, suddenly,
that every magazine I
picked up contained an ar-
ticle proving — or trying to
prove — that 1938 Youth had
thrown its bonnet over the
windmill and reverted to the
old post-War days when you
couldn't mention the word
without tacking "flaming" on
in front of it. Case histories
about goings-on in high school,
statistics about unwed mothers
— there they all were, in black
type on white paper.
Well, I thought, maybe I'm
wrong. Maybe all these things
have been going on right in
front of my unseeing eyes,
while I've worried a little be-
cause the very young people
I know appear to have lost all
preoccupation with sex and
romance. Political and eco-
nomic problems seem to be
their main interest, not per-
sonal ones. Here I've been
mourning about the lost days when I and my friends
used to sit in the back seat of a parked car and neck —
that's what we called it then — while all the time these
busy magazine researchers have been hot on the trail
of a youth which makes the old "flaming" variety look
tepid by comparison.
So maybe I was wrong. But I didn't believe it. I
believed, instead, that all these charges of wholesale
unchastity with which the writers were rushing pell-
mell into type were the result of a total misconception.
That was why I was glad to talk to Cecil B. DeMille
on that very subject. DeMille, it seemed to me, could
give me an honest and unprejudiced answer. Of all
people, it is his business to keep close watch on the
mental and moral attitude of the nation. He produced
successful pictures for the young people of that
"flaming" era I mentioned. He is still producing
them, and they are still successful, for the young peo-
ple of today. He is directing a weekly radio program,
AN INTERVIEW WITH
CECIL B. DEMILLE
BY KAY PROCTOR
the Lux Theater, and the pub-
lic has signified that it likes
what he gives it in this me-
dium too. No man could build
such a record of successful
showmanship, extending over
such a long period of years,
and remain unaware of his
public's moral outlook.
I found him in the midst of
one of his rehearsals for the
Lux Radio Theater. All about
him was bustling activity — a
large cast intently working on
lines of dialogue, technicians
perfecting sound effects, secre-
taries rushing back and forth.
Yet DeMille, by a strange con-
centration on the problem I
had put before him, seemed
to have drawn a curtain which
shut them all out. When he
answered my questions, it was
in a slow, thoughtful voice.
"It's difficult," he said, "to
find the right words to present
the truth, and even more dif-
ficult to find the truth in the maze of misunderstanding
we get into whenever we try to discuss young people.
I do believe this, however. All these charges — " he
indicated several of the magazine articles damning
youth which I had brought with me — "are a mis-
direction of truth.
"Knowledge is being confused with immorality.
That's the heart of the whole problem. To know about
a thing need not mean to believe in it. Today's youth
responds to purity as never before. We have proof of
that all about us."
He pointed to one paragraph, a few lines which
proclaimed that last year there were fifty thousand
unmarried mothers in the United States, according
to statistics.
"How can they call that an argument that youth is
morally worse today than twenty years ago?" he
asked. "Twenty years ago, no one so much as spoke
in so-called polite society (Continued on page 75)
Have today's children exchanged purity for
disillusionment? The frank answer of a man
whose finger is on the nation's moral pulse
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Devotees of the weird and unusual in radio pro-
grams should listen — if they don't already — to
the Lights Out series on NBC every Wednesday
at half an hour after midnight. It is to them that
this fictionization of one of the most thrilling
Lights Out dramas is dedicated. Frankly written
to shock and horrify, frankly supernatural in
theme, it's recommended only for readers who are
willing to take such matters in their stride.
THERE was nothing in the air that night to warn
them. The campus drowsed in the chill darkness
of early spring. The stars glittered wanly through
the bare branches of the oaks and the elms. Professor
Hayden's old car stood, as it always did, at the curbing
before his house. There was nothing to tell these three
young men, as they stepped into the car, that they
were starting a trail that would carry them to murder,
to horror, madness, and death.
The motor sputtered and missed as Bill stepped on
the ignition. The two other boys crowded into the
front seat beside him glanced around uneasily.
One of them laughed. "It's a good thing old Prof,
Hayden's deaf. If he ever heard us out here and found
out we'd been borrowing his car every Saturday night
to take dates out, we wouldn't be members of the un-
dergraduate body at dear old Clinton U. any longer!"
"Y'all don't think he will find out, do you, Merv?"
said the other, who would be fat by the time he was
thirty.
"Ask Bill, Wally — he's our master mind!"
"Fella," Bill said laconically, "there's always a
chance anything we do'll be found out. It hasn't yet.
So?"
"Right!" Merv chuckled. "If there's a rule around
this old college we three haven't broken, it hasn't been
written yet. Quit your worrying, Wally. Leave it all
to Uncle Bill and we'll go right on having our fun Sat-
urday nights, and the rest of the time we'll be nice
little college boys taking a nice little medical course
and in a couple of years we'll be nice little doctors."
The motor suddenly roared lustily.
"Let's start," Wally urged. "Them gals sho' goin'
be mad, waitin' at that corner all this time. Y'know, I
think—"
"Look who's comin' down the street," said Bill.
Gray, like part of the sidewalk moving, they could
see little Sam Lee, a Chinaman of no age anyone knew.
He was carrying his little basket of flowers on his arm.
"Two bits worth of Sam Lee's posies and we'll have
the girls back in the right mood in a minute," Bill ex-
plained.
"Still the master-mind, Bill," Merv said admiringly.
Then, in a horrible parody of pidgin English, he
called: "Hi, Sam Lee! Got pletty flower for sell col-
lege boy?"
Sam Lee, the yellow dry skin of his face crinkling
in a wide grin, was beside the car. He bowed and
rummaged in his basket, then held out three small
bunches of fresh marigolds.
"How much?" Bill snapped.
"Seventy-fi' cents, please. Velly nice flowers."
"Hey, China boy," Bill said in mock dismay. "They
ain't made o' platinum, are they? Give you two bits
for the lot."
Sam Lee's smile remained. "No, please. Must have
seventy-fi cents."
"Go on," Merv said. "You don't eat more than a
nickel's worth of rice a day. What you need money
for, Sam Lee?"
"Give money to Mr. Sun Ti, so when Sam Lee die he
send me back to rest with honorable ancestors."
The three boys let out hoots of derision. "Ain't this
country good enough for you (Continued on page 70)
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LET me make it clear that my ideas on Roosevelt
were not always the same. When I visited him
for the first time two years ago, T received a real
New Deal Meal — at the end a cup of coffee with only
one piece of sugar on the dish. Apparently in the White
House, they intended to try me out first. At this I de-
cided still more to become a Republican because I have
always liked elephants better
than donkeys. But then, I
thought, perhaps the high
taxes I have to pay for my
American editions would be-
come less, if I wrote in favor
of the New Deal. When I was
informed that taxes depend
only upon the price of the
books — to pay less taxes I had
only to write shorter books —
the text was not at all interest-
ing to Mr. Morgenthau — then
my sympathy for Mr. Roose-
velt again received a blow.
Later on I made better ac-
quaintance with him and I
found him, although a Presi-
dent, extremely interesting. As
I received on later occasions
also more sugar, I decided to
study him.
If a foreigner enters a fam-
ily, sometimes he sees with his
fresh eyes things which to the
family remain hidden. First,
because he does not know the
internal differences, he looks at
the entire situation more naively. So
I compared this man first with the
leaders of Europe — I know nearly all
of them. Second with historical pre-
decessors, men who did in similar sit-
uations similar things. So you find
in my book, parallels in the Plutar-
chic manner between Roosevelt and Hoover, Roosevelt
and Hitler, Roosevelt and Al Smith, Roosevelt and
Theodore Roosevelt, Roosevelt and Lincoln.
For I worked more as a psychologist than as a po-
litical expert. I was never a member of any politi-
cal party, even in my own country. I am only a
man hunter — instead of collecting stamps and butter-
flies, I collect men. I put them in a kind of aquarium of
B y E
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Editor's Note
The greatest biographer of his time met his most im-
portant subject when Emil Ludwig began a life story
of Franklin D. Roosevelt. At a banquet to celebrate
the serial publication of this dramatic document in
Liberty magazine, Ludwig made the speech which is
printed here. Although it was broadcast over the NBC
network, time commitments made it necessary to cut
the conclusion off the air. RADIO MIRROR is proud
to bring the complete address to its readers.
In the introductory speech to Ludwig, Fulton Oursler,
Liberty's editor, said, "Biography has been defined as
the study of you and me, the history of the life of an
individual written as literature. To this task came
Ludwig, the poet. Between twenty and thirty he had
written twelve plays, six of them staged, and all of
them in verse. Before that he had tried to earn an
honest living in legal and mercantile pursuits; until
thirty he had never written prose at all. Now his por-
trait is finished. We who have read it believe that he
has written something that is fine and true, and of
permanent value."
glass, where I look on their movements. If they are
past or present men makes no difference. As an
analyst in human characters, it is my business to make
dead heroes live and to send living men back through
the centuries. When I said to Mr. Roosevelt, "I regret
you are still living," he laughed. He understood.
When Mr. Roosevelt came into my aquarium, my
American friends stood around
in a state of great excitement.
One said: "Look at that fish.
He is not swimming in a sin-
cere way."
Then another said: "Even
so, he swims straight and fine."
Another indignant voice:
"What does that mean if he
uses always the wrong
method?"
Another: "And what price
will there be for this spectacu-
lar swimming? Hopeless in-
debtedness for future unborn
little fishes!"
Still another unfriendly
voice: "Look, that fish is red
and he is surrounded with
other red fishes. I tell you he
is entirely poisoned with bol-
shevist poison."
And then one final shout:
"This is a mad fish. And Mr.
Ludwig is interested in patho-
fictures. inc. logical characters."
Yes, lecturing through this
country, I was sometimes in
Mi I an astonishing situation for a for-
L eigner — to defend the President of
the United States against his own
W^> countrymen.
V_J Of Mr. Roosevelt's critics, two
classes do not interest me — the rich
who complain over their taxes and
the Republicans who are simply party rivals. That's
usual. But there are other independent earnest men
against him. I asked them if they voted for him. They
said "Yes." And all of them amazed me by saying, "He
saved the country in 1933 but now he becomes a
dictator."
To decide this question we must study Mr. Roose-
velt's character. In order to understand his character,
I thought I had to see his origin.
The old farm, where he is still today only the son of
the house — a modest old country house without luxury
but with a certain old independent dignity. Always in
history there were such country gentlemen to help the
poor against the rich by their own conviction. Such
men were always fought by their own class. Always
this kind of man was attacked from both sides.
In this sense let me compare Roosevelt with another
country gentleman, Count Mirabeau, who also revolted
against his own ruling class and urged it to avoid
revolution by large and generous concessions. Had he
lived longer, he perhaps would have hindered the revo-
lution. Like Roosevelt, Mirabeau was suspected by all
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A broadcast to
challenge all
Americans! By
one whose own
nation traded
democracy for
a dictatorship
classes. Like Roosevelt, Mirabeau worked out a mid-
dle road between reaction and radicalism. Like Roose-
velt, Mirabeau tried to reconcile the growing hatred
and to alter the old system, to change it little by little
without destroying it.
Europeans do not look upon Roosevelt's ideas as
new. When I was a small boy we played with the
stamps which Bismarck introduced half a century ago
for insurance of old age for our cook and maid. Other
social reforms have been made in the last twenty years
in Moscow, Rome, Berlin. In such dissimilar systems
we find the same collective power of the state over eco-
nomics. To do it here is surprising only because it has
been done so late. It is not what Roosevelt had done
but how he did it. How he educated men to think
about new ways; how he arrived at great reforms
without any force, without any limitations of free
speech and of Congress — that is what interested us
Europeans. He used the old rights and he did not
abolish anything and yet he reached some aim, which
in other countries is forced upon the citizens by fear-
and terror.
I am certain that the sons of the rich who hate him
today will erect a monument fifty years from now to
the "Memory of the man who tried to save Capitalism."
But there are other objections to him which are still
more important for us Europeans. He would involve
his country in European (Continued on page 61)
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HERE'S another in Radio Mirror's gallery of rib-
tickling Readio-Broadcasts — presenting Jim and
Marion Jordan as Fibber McGee and Molly. . . .
It's early afternoon at the McGees as we tune in and
Fibber has plunked himself down in his favorite chair
with the newspaper, when suddenly Molly gets an
idea. Their supply of coal being nearly gone, she's de-
cided that before the new delivery arrives the fruit
cellar would be a better place for the coal, and the
coal bin a better place for the jars of preserved fruit.
So here, at 79 Wistful Vista, arguing it out, we find
Fibber McGee and Molly:
Fibber: That's a bum idea, Molly.
Molly: Don't be silly, McGee. I want to move the
fruit into the coal room because it's too close to the
furnace where it is now.
22
Fibber: Sounds like a lot of hard work for nothing,
to me. Say, did you see in the paper here where. . . .
Molly: Now don't change the subject, McGee. If
you'd worked over a hot stove all summer putting
those preserves up, you'd be more interested.
Fibber: Don't worry, I helped with that stuff. I
tightened the covers on so many of them jars that for
three weeks afterward, every time I come in the house,
I'd twist the doorknob off!
Molly: Oh dear. . . .
Fibber: Ahem. I see here there's a good race horse
picture playing down at the Bijou.
Molly: Race horse picture?
Fibber: Yep. . . . "The story of Louie's Pasture."
Molly: Well, we're not going.
Fibber: They got a daredevil act on the bill,
Step right up, folks! Join our laugh
parade led by two of the air's most
rollicking clowns. Meet Fibber, the
tantalizing feller of tall tales and
Molly, who really thinks he's a panic
Molly, we certainly ought to watch.
Molly: Oh, that fellow. I hear he dives
off a tower fifty feet high into a tub of
water only ten feet deep.
Fibber: Humph! Shucks, Molly, that
ain't no thin'.
Molly: Nothin'? Dive off a fifty foot
tower into ten feet of water?
Fibber: Heck no. I used to dive off a
hundred foot tower. . . . into a cup of
coffee!
Molly: Heavenly days.
Fibber: . . . with an anvil under each
arm!
Molly: McGee!
(Continued on page 79)
By HORACE BROWN
DECORATION BY RAYMOND SISLEY
The most inspiring and thrilling ten
minutes in many months of radio lis-
tening came when Boris Karloff read
this soliloquy on Rudy Vallee's NBC
program. Radio Mirror is proud and
happy to publish such an unforgettable
prose poem, by permission of its author,
Horace Brown, script editor of the Can-
adian Broadcasting Commission.
TIME . . . nightfall. Today ... or tomor-
row. Scene ... a place of crosses, dim-
ly white . . • endless white crosses
marching row on row up through a swirling
mist to the top of a high hill ... a hill that
is shrouded in torn fragments of cloud,
scudding under the chill November sky at
dusk. Out of the mist, we hear a voice. . . .
Why am I here . . . this earth-bound clay,
mid-thrust 'twixt heaven and hell, is not
the answer to eternity. O God, why am I
here?
I wander down the world, but I go un-
seen. No friendly hands reach out to quell
the horror of my emptiness. I bend to play
with laughing children, and find their laugh-
ter stilled. I cup a rose to grasp in hunger
at its beauty, and the petals fall away. I
cry in vain for understanding. . .
Once again men talk of war. The sky
darkens, and a leaden hail descends. Winged
legions thunder through the twilight, East
and West, North and South. Hunger and
fear and blood walk in silence through the
streets of death. I cry aloud for peace, but
no one heeds my cry.
They shut their stupid ears. Hear me, I
say! Hear me and live! They hear me not.
Then . . . why am I here? . . . some distant
message beats in my brain, forbidding me
the balm of sleep. Some words are there
that even yet can save man from himself,
if I could remember. But I am betrayed by
all the mists of lust and greed and pain that
rise around me.
Why have they not let me sleep?
I remember that April afternoon, when
I first fell. The world trembled with the
shock of barrage, as we struggled over
poisoned ground. My comrades were melt-
ing away around me. Suddenly I stood
alone ... No fear was in my heart, only
gladness, as I embraced the ultimate mo-
ment. I was being called to rest.
I felt pain, and yet there was no pain. I
stood outside myself, and watched that in-
sane, twisted thing, that had been my home
for three and thirty-years leap and writhe
24
The month's most in-
spiring broadcast, to
be read and treasured!
in frightful torment. But in this detached
part of me there was no pain, and I slept
Why was I not left alone?
They wakened me with clanging shovels.
It was raining. The mud clung to my
coffin . . . good, clean, wet mud. I was
awake again, and yet I knew that I was
dead. As they placed my clay upon a cart,
they spoke in coarse voices, and carried me
away.
And then I could not sleep. That inner
voice kept urging me to wakefulness. My
clay did not move, but my soul lived. I was
resurrected!
They took me on a boat. I smelt the sea;
the fog engulfed me; I almost slept again.
But they came and spoke in hushed voices,
and asked each other who I was, and no one
knew. And I could not tell them for I did
not know myself. It was then I first had
knowledge of words to speak, if I could but
remember.
They gave me a name. They called me
the Unknown Soldier . . . Kings and states-
men came and bowed before me: Arch-
bishops prayed: Soldiers stood rigid at at-
tention. And I suffered. I longed to speak,
but words would not come.
They haunted me, those words. I knew
that I had spoken them a long, long time
ago . . . There comes to me at times a vision
of a flatshored sea, and fishermen stand
around those shores mending their nets and
gossiping. And I see myself coming to-
wards those men. But as I start to speak
my words are lost in the laughter of guns'
the chuckle of pain, the grin of death.
Then why am I resurrected, why am I
tormented with a thousand hells in one
memory unremembered? Surely there must
be compassion somewhere, a tenderness to
heal my wounded soul and make me whole
again. Surely the rain does not fall, the
grass turn green, and man reach upward
toward a truth, if there be not some pur-
pose.
That distant message beats again upon
my brain, words that saved man once
words that may save man again
I see a hill . . . a stark and lonely hill.
1 see three crosses, monstrous tall against
the stricken sky. I see a man ... his arms
outstretched ... a young man. . . .!
• . . Now I remember . . . now I recall
those words I spoke a long, long time ago.
... I said, "Father, forgive them. They
know not what they do."
(All Rights Reserved by the Author)
R ES U R RFC T 1 0
By HORACE BROWN
DECORATION BY RAYMOND SISLEY
The most inspiring and thrilling ten
minutes in many months of radio lis-
tening came when Boris Karlofi read
this soliloquy on Rudy Vallee's NBC
■program. Radio Mirror is proud and
happy to publish such an unforgettable
prose poem, by permission of its author,
Horace Brown, script editor of the Can-
adian Broadcasting Commission.
TIME . . • nightfall. Today ... or tomor-
row. Scene ... a place of crosses, dim-
ly white . • • endless white crosses
marching row on row up through a swirling
mist to the top of a high hill ... a hill that
is shrouded in torn fragments of cloud,
scudding under the chill November sky at
dusk. Out of the mist, we hear a voice. . . .
Why am I here . . . this earth-bound clay,
mid-thrust 'twixt heaven and hell, is not
the answer to eternity. O God, why am I
here?
I wander down the world, but I go un-
seen. No friendly hands reach out to quell
the horror of my emptiness. I bend to play
with laughing children, and find their laugh-
ter stilled. I cup a rose to grasp in hunger
at its beauty, and the petals fall away. I
cry in vain for understanding. . .
Once again men talk of war. The sky
darkens, and a leaden hail descends. Winged
legions thunder through the twilight, East
and West, North and South. Hunger and
fear and blood walk in silence through the
streets of death. I cry aloud for peace, but
no one heeds my cry. T
They shut their stupid ears. Hear me,
say! Hear me and live! They hear me not.
Then . . . why am I here? . . . some distant
message beats in my brain, forbidding me
the balm of sleep. Some words are there
that even yet can save man from nimff'
if I could remember. But I am betrayed ! oy
all the mists of lust and greed and pain tna
rise around me.
Why have they not let me sleep?
I remember that April afternoon, , ww
I first fell. The world trembled with u
shock of barrage, as we struggled °_
poisoned ground. My comrades were ^^
ing away around me. Suddenly i ,
alone ... No fear was in my heart,
gladness, as I embraced the ultimate
ment. I was being called to rest. j
I felt pain, and yet there was no P* ^
stood outside myself, and watched tn g
sane, twisted thing, that had been my ithe
for three and thirty-years leap and
The month's most in-
spiring broadcast, to
be read and treasured!
in frightful torment. But in this detached
part of me there was no pain, and I slept
Why was I not left alone?
They wakened me with clanging shovels.
It was raining. The mud clung to my
coffin . . . good, clean, wet mud. I was
awake again, and yet I knew that I was
dead. As they placed my clay upon a cart,
they spoke in coarse voices, and carried me
away.
And then I could not sleep. That inner
voice kept urging me to wakefulness. My
clay did not move, but my soul lived. I was
resurrected!
They took me on a boat. I smelt the sea;
the fog engulfed me; I almost slept again!
But they came and spoke in hushed voices,
and asked each other who I was, and no one
knew. And I could not tell them for I did
not know myself. It was then I first had
knowledge of words to speak, if I could but
remember.
They gave me a name. They called me
the Unknown Soldier . . . Kings and states-
men came and bowed before me: Arch-
bishops prayed: Soldiers stood rigid at at-
tention. And I suffered. I longed to speak,
but words would not come.
They haunted me, those words. I knew
mat I had spoken them a long, long time
ago . There comes to me at times a vision
« a flatshored sea, and fishermen stand
around those shores mending their nets and
gossiping. And I see myself coming to-
wards those men. But as I start to speak,
my words are lost in the laughter of guns,
the chuckle of pain, the grin of death.
term611* Thy am I resurrected, why am I
tormented with a thousand hells in one
memory unremembered? Surely there must
compassion somewhere, a tenderness to
aea nmycW°Unded soul and make me whole
grass t y the rain does not fall> the
tow^™ green> and man reach upward
Pole 3 truth- if there be not some pur-
ity hr dlstant message beats again upon
ward, ♦i!\Words that saved man once • • •
I gL *. may save man again.
I see * hl11 • • • a stark and lonely hill.
ftestr 1^ crosses> monstrous taU against
ouMrV . sky- I see a man ... his arms
"fetched ... a young man. . . .,
'hose I remember . . . now I recall
words I spoke a long, long time ago.
Itnn ' ' l said> "Father, forgive them. They
U»nD What they do"
" ^ghts Reserved by the Author)
FOLLOW
MOON
Beginning a romantic new serial of adventurous
youth in love. Read for the first time the com-
plete fiction story of this thrilling radio drama
STARRING ELSIE HITZ AND NICK DAWSON
BY JOHN TUCKER BATTLE — FICTIONIZED BY DAN WHEELER
ILLUSTRATED BY DAUSSA
With publication of the Life of Mary Sothern
even more successful than had been hoped, the
editors herewith bring you a new serial, Action-
ized from the radio program of the same name.
Read the complete story up to date, then be sure
to tune in every day to your CBS station, at 5:00,
for further adventures. Our thanks to Nick Daw-
son, Elsie Hitz, John Tucker Battle and the spon-
sors, Pebeco Toothpaste.
JEAN PAGE turned in her saddle and looked back,
down the trail, to where San Joaquin Valley lay
wrapped in the violet shadows of dust. And sud-
denly she shivered, for no reason except that she was
tired and wanted, unaccountably, to lay her head on
Callie's ample bosom and cry a little. Try as she
might, she couldn't banish from her mind the vision of
the church as it must have been that morning — filled
with well-dressed, whispering people, some of them
shocked, some of them moved to smothered hilarity as
it slowly dawned upon them that Jean Page, of San
Francisco's upper-crust society, had left her groom
waiting at the church.
She saw, too, Bart's face as it must have looked when
he learned the truth — that rather than marry him she
had run away; and this vision hurt her more than the
first. Because she liked Bart, and she had always
liked him, even if she had realized, almost too late,
that liking can never take the place of love. Bart was
her childhood friend, he was her father's trusted aide
and confidential secretary, he was charming and witty
and handsome — but there was something he lacked.
Pride, integrity, solidity — whatever it was, it was
something Jean Page's husband would have to have.
Bart would never have fitted into the Moonstone,
for instance. She wondered, now, how she had ever
deluded herself into the notion that the Moonstone
was the ideal place for them to spend their honey-
moon. Simply because she herself had never been so
happy anywhere else — that was no reason for think-
ing that Bart would enjoy a ramshackle one-room-
and-lean-to cabin, perched up in a cleft of the moun-
tains above the San Joaquin. She could even see him,
if he were with her now, wrinkling his nose in distaste
at the primitive loneliness of the country.
And it was primitive, all right, and lonely too. It
would have to be, to afford shelter for the man the
police seemed to think was hiding somewhere in these
mountains right now. Leaving her car in Bristow be-
fore she hired a horse for the climb to the Moonstone,
she had caught sight of a poster excitedly announcing
a five thousand dollar reward for a villainous-looking
man with a rough black beard, whose picture was on
the poster — "the Parson," mail robber and murderer.
The thought that the Parson might be lurking
behind that tall tree over there would have worried
Bart, she reflected. It only excited her.
Just the same, it was going to be a comfort to have
Callie at the Moonstone when she got there — Callie,
the epitome of faithfulness, who had mothered her
ever since she was a baby, when her mother had died.
Darkness came faster than the livery-stable pony
could pick his way up the steep trail to the Moonstone.
She was still a quarter of a mile down the trail when a
rattle of falling stones above announced the approach
of another horseman. Jean clutched the small pistol
she always carried with her when she went into these
mountains. But her fingers relaxed when the rider
came into sight. It was only Callie, Can Jean
lumpishly astride an unlucky pony. Her piness in
teeth gleamed in the blackness of her for Clay,
face when she sighted Jean. five from
"Lawd, Honey, Ah'm glad to see you,"
she announced. "Ah wasn't goin' to stay
in dat dark cabin alone — Why, wheah-at's Mr. Bart?"
Callie, Jean knew, was the only person in the world
whom she could have borne, just now, to tell about
what she had done. For Callie accepted the news with
simple understanding, asked no questions and turned
the conversation to another subject.
"Sheriff McGill was up dis afternoon," she told
find hap- Jean. "Out lookin' fer dat Parson." Cal-
her love lie shivered, and let it be known that
a fugi- she wouldn't like to meet up with that
justice? murdering rascal; then went on to say
that the Sheriff had asked if he could
come up to the Moonstone in the morn-
ing to see Jean and meet her new husband.
"I suppose I'll have to get usdd to telling people
there is no new husband," Jean thought ruefully.
Their ponies rounded a spur of rock, and suddenly
they were at Moonstone — a grassy, V-shaped cleft in
the mountains. Towering up on both sides, they in-
creased the darkness in the clearing.
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"Why, Uallie," Jean asked in surprise. "Didn't you
leave a light burning for us?"
"No Ma'am," Callie admitted guiltily. "It wasn't
quite dark when Ah started to saddle de horse, an' Ah
— Ah forgot to go back in the house."
Jean laughed. "You didn't want to, you mean. Cal-
lie, you're an old coward!"
The cabin did look dark, and somehow forbidding,
as Jean dismounted before it. Callie stuck close to her
heels as she walked up the steps and pushed the creak-
ing door open. She knew where every article of
furniture in the room stood, and she went straight to
the table, found the lamp, and began to fumble for
matches. But except for the lamp, the table was bare.
"Callie," she said, "What did you do with the
matches?"
"Ah left 'em dere on de table, like Ah always does,"
Callie, behind her, said defensively.
Jean groped some more. "Well, they're not here!"
"Dey must be!" Callie said, with terror in her
voice.
"Maybe I can help you," said a man's voice
from out of the darkness across the table.
Jean was not the screaming kind. But
she had to grasp the edge of the table to
steady herself.
"Who — who are you?" she gasped.
"My name's Clay Bannister,
Sister." The voice was deep,
rich, strong, with an under-
current of amusement in it,
and suddenly Jean lost
her fright and became
angry.
"Well, whoever
you are, light
that lamp and
tell me what you're
doing here," she or-
dered. "And don't try
any tricks. I have a gun
here and I know how to
use it!"
"Sorta hate to do that, Sister
— my friends all tell me I'm. a lot
better lookin' in the dark."
She heard the boards of the floor'
creak, as if he had taken a furtive step,
and she cried out in sudden panic:
"Stand where you are! What are you doing
in my cabin?"
"Didn't know it was yours, Sister. It looked
empty and I just figured on spendin' the night here.
Down where I come from that ain't no crime."
"And where is that?"
"Arizona."
Jean fingered the butt of the pistol in her hand.
There was something ridiculous in all this — standing
in the dark, conversing with an unseen man while
Callie quaked at the door. At least, she hoped Callie
was still there.
"Light that lamp!" she ordered sharply.
"Oh well, if you say so," he agreed. A match sput-
tered, and against the curtain of blackness she sud-
denly saw his face — young, thin, bronzed from the
sun and wind. He was hatless, and a shock of red
hair gleamed dully in the light of the match.
He touched the flame to the wick of the lamp, and
as she watched him it seemed that there was some-
thing oddly familiar about his face. ... It was not long
ago she had seen it. . . . And then, with a sharp catch
of her breath, she knew: This man was the Parson!
The beard was gone, but the eyes were the same.
28
WARNING!
Reserve your copy of
the April issue now if you want
to be sure of reading the second
instalment of this ex-
citing serial
The description on the poster had mentioned red hair.
And — yes, there was a small scar on his right cheek.
The poster had mentioned that too.
There was only one thing wrong. The man on the
poster had looked villainous and frightened. This man
didn't. He looked clean and decent, and his eyes, as he
looked up from the lamp, were friendly and unafraid.
"There you are, Sister," he said cheerfully. "Feel
better now?"
"Stand right where you are," Jean ordered, "and
keep your hands above the table. Callie, take his gun
away from him."
"Lawd, Miss Jean, don't ask me to hannle no gun!"
He laughed outright at that. "Can't say I blame
you, Callie," he said. "They go off right sudden,
sometimes."
"What are you doing in these mountains?" Jean
asked, trying to ignore his levity.
"Why — huntin', Miss Jean."
"You don't look like a hunter to me."
"Well, perhaps I should have said I was huntin'
for a job."
She flicked her eyes at his cowboy shirt and
denim jeans. "There aren't any cows in
this country."
"No? Didn't figure there was. I
thought I might get work down in
the valley — berry-pickin', or
somethin'."
Without taking her eyes off
him, Jean spoke rapidly.
"Callie, take my horse
and ride down to Bris-
tow. Tell Sheriff
McGill I think I
have the Parson
here. I'll hold
him until you come
back."
"What makes you think
I'm the Parson?"
You look like him. You an-
swer his description. And no
man looking for a job picking
oerries would go around with a
pistol strapped to his side."
"Very clever." And again he smiled.
"But suppose you're wrong, and I'm not
the Parson?"
"I don't want you around here anyway. Callie,
are you going?"
"Yes, Ma'am. Only — is yo' sure yo'll be all right?"
"Yes, of course, I'll — " Jean broke off. The Parson's
eyes were fixed on some point behind her. As she
watched, he said tensely:
"Don't move, either of you!"
There was a stifled gasp of terror from Callie, but
Jean only said irritably, "Please don't try that old
trick on me. I know there's nobody behind me."
The next moment, as if by magic, the Parson's pistol
was in his hand, roaring in the tiny room. Jean's
trigger-finger acted independently of her will, and her
pistol added its voice to the other's.
Then there was silence. The Parson quietly re-
turned his gun to his holster.
"Look around," he said. "You missed, but I didn't."
Jean turned. There, not four feet away from her,
was a huge rattlesnake, still writhing in its death
agonies.
"I just happened to see it," the Parson explained.
"They come into places like this sometimes to get
warm. I — " A puzzled look came to his face; he put
his hand to his shoulder. It (Continued on page 77)
Once a year Bing
Crosby takes time out
to pose for pictures
and this year Radio
Mirror got first
choice. At the top,
Bob Burns is hushing
Dr. C's vocal efforts,
and — above — shows
him how to sell a
song. Right, Bing and
John Scott Trotter
listen approvingly to
Bob's bazooka solo.
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Icy winds are gentle breezes
at Palm Springs, Hollywood's
enchanted playground — haven
for such a busy star as Don
Ameche, who proves to be as
good an athlete as an actor
There's nothing broadcasting or movie mailing can
do to the nerves that some sport on these pages
won't fix — bicycling, high diving, swimming, or
taking a brisk canter in this valley of the sun.
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Below, this autograph hunter
doesn't bother George Jessel
as much as movie gossip broad-
casters— but read the blast
Fidler (right) levels at Jessel
in his column this month.
Schuyler Crail
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Above, Chase and San-
born's Stroud twins out
with the Brewster girls.
HEREWITH a frown upon the Stroud Twins,
whose material has been consistently retro-
gressing lately. Unless these two lads do
something to hypo their act — to perform other
than by a dead-pan recital of big words — I'm go-
ing to begin screaming for the return of funny-
man W. C. Fields.
Some of your gossipers would have you be-
lieve that the break in Martha Raye's voice, when
she recently rendered "That Old Feeling," came
from a saddened heart and a multitude of tender
memories of heart-joys^gone forever. Very pretty
sentiments, no doubt, but hardly facts. Martha
was being treated for laryngitis at the time she
sang the tune.
Ken Murray, for a man the gossips have often
reported to be engaged, is certainly stepping
around with the beautiful dolls. He was reported
tied up tightly with Florence Heller, which is
now, I understand, a matter of history. Ken's
It looks like war in the
radio trenches with Fid-
ler and Jessel opening up
for a fight to the finish
What are the radio plans of
Igor Gorin — -above, with so-
prano Betty Jaynes? Vyola Von,
the Mile. Fifi of Eddie Can-
tor's show, gets some coach-
ing from the master himself.
Wide World
Claude and Clarence are
radio hits, Gloria and
Barbara, stage stars.
seeing a deal of Andrea Leeds and Honey Chile
(Patricia) Wilder — one at a time, of course; and
Glenda Farrell suddenly decided he was so "cute"
she sent him a wire after a Hollywood Hotel
broadcast telling him so. But there I go again,
telling everything!
Olympe Bradna is that lovely brunette beauty
who made such a sensational hit in "Souls at Sea"
with Gary Cooper and George Raft. Paramount
put her into five consecutive radio guest-spots for
a big build up — but without giving her a nickel.
She didn't like that — and after five shows, said,
I "No more radio until a few dollars are forthcom-
ing for Olympe." I wonder she waited that long.
And when Bing Crosby wanted her to go on his
show, she shook her pretty head. Her agent
argued it was a swell thing to do, but she replied,
"No, they don't pay money for appearing on the
radio!" Finally she was convinced, and Bing's
sponsors, the Kraft people, came through with a
fat check. She did a fine job of her first paid
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Radio Enters
Until the past few months shrouded
in ignorance, superstition and cow-
ardice, the subject of venereal dis-
eases has been suddenly and dramati-
cally thrust into the spotlight of public
interest. Now radio has joined in the
fight to spread the healing light of
knowledge. Although hard-hitting Gen-
eral Hugh S. Johnson was not allowed
to broadcast his scheduled speech on
this subject, Dr. Morris Fishbein was
invited as a more qualified speaker on
a medical subject to make the radio ad-
dress reprinted herewith.
KNOWN to the world for centuries, the
venereal diseases, sometimes called the
social diseases, have gradually de-
veloped in increasing prevalence and promi-
nence, while other infectious diseases have
gradually been brought under control. If
these diseases were transmitted chiefly by
flies or mosquitoes, they would long since
have been stamped out.
Any disease that is largely resultant from
poverty and malnutrition, any disease that
is associated with poor housing, overcrowd-
ing, or economic causes dependent on the
people as a whole, is a social disease just as
much as are those conditions which have
been called social diseases simply because
people are afraid of a word.
The word "syphilis" is not a new word.
It was coined in 1530 by an Italian doctor
who wrote a poem about it. But it has
taken more than four hundred years to
bring the word out into the light of public
discussion. Simply because this disease is
so intimately concerned with the personal
lives of human beings, simply because it is
spread primarily by relationships between
--— — w
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the War Against Social Diseases
BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN
DECORATION IY EDGAR McGRAW
4
human beings, simply because it is so closely asso-
ciated with the maintenance of our moral standards,
discussion has been inhibited and control thereby
made more difficult.
Surgeon General Thomas Parran of the United
States Public Health Service should be accorded the
credit for bringing the control of these diseases
more prominently to the public mind. He led in
opening sound scientific discussion of these dis-
eases as a means to permanent decrease in our
overwhelming rates. There are, no doubt, 400,000
to 600,000 new cases every year. His book, "Sha-
dow On The Land," tells the facts simply and di-
rectly.
Again and again the people have been told about
the havoc that is wrought by the venereal diseases.
All of us ought to know that there is not just one,
there are several diseases affecting the organs and
tissues of men and women concerned in childbirth
or in intimate personal relations. Most of these dis-
eases are spread by human contacts. Occasionally,
these infections are acquired innocently. There is
the innocent infection of the eyes of the child at
birth, against which most intelligent governments
have taken action by the demand that physicians
and midwives, at the time of childbirth, use a sim-
ple antiseptic substance in the eyes. Occasionally
the lip is infected by promiscuous kissing.
There are rare instances of infection transmitted
innocently, as was the case when a policeman was
bitten on the thumb by a woman who was resist-
ing arrest. The vast majority of cases of infec-
tion with the venereal diseases, however, represent
intimate personal contacts. Infections perhaps ac-
quired outside the marriage tie are transmitted in
the ordinary course of life by the father to the
mother, or by the mother to the father, or by the
mother to the child. Those entrusted with the pro-
tection of these loved ones thus do harm to the
very people whom they would most desire to pro-
tect.
Perhaps one hundred years ago, or even fifty years
ago, silence regarding these disorders might have
been warranted. In those days the diseases were
often considered incurable. Scientific medicine was
not in possession of the necessary knowledge to
control or to cure. We did not know the causative
organisms. We did not recognize the methods of
transmission. We did not have available certain
methods of diagnosis nor the vast armamentarium
of drugs and other methods of treatment now avail-
able.
The little organisms, or germs that cause these
diseases, are tiny indeed but the damage they can
do is tremendous. Two thousand of the little cork-
screw-like parasites laid end to end barely make an
inch. Seen under a microscope, they are fascinat-
ing; in a human body they are devastating. They
invade every tissue. They break down the blood
vessels and they injure the mechanism of the heart.
Perhaps ten per cent of heart disease, which is our
leading cause of death, may be ascribed to their
depredations. They soften the brain and help to
keep the insane asylums populated. As many as
three out of every one hundred babies born are said
to be contaminated at the time of their birth. Un-
less these diseases are promptly treated, they are
likely to sicken and die. And the little round germs
that cause the second great venereal disease also in-
vade the joints, the heart, eyes or the spine and
make out of the human being a pitiful mass of hu-
man wreckage.
Today scientific medicine, combining its efforts
with those of public health officials, is beginning an
organized, sustained campaign against the venereal
diseases, a campaign in which the public is partici-
pating on a tremendous scale.
Throughout the country, women's clubs, the junior
chambers of commerce, and similar organizations
are aiding in dissemination of knowledge. Intelli-
gent people are voluntarily submitting themselves
to Wassermann tests as (Continued on page 69)
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* .;
Conclusion
JEANETTE MacDONALD, one-time pantie waist
and youngest, most ingenuous chorus girl on all
Broadway, sat across the table from Ernst Lu-
bitsch. This was Chicago, and a dull grey morning,
and somewhere on a marquee in this city the words
" 'Boom Boom,' Starring Jeanette MacDonald" would
blink their lure to theater-goers when night had come.
She was more excited than she had ever been, or
ever again will be, in her lifetime. Lubitsch's visit
could mean only one thing: Hollywood — and this was
a dream she had almost
forgotten. She was sing-
ing at last, when for
many years managers
and agents had assured
her that dancing was her
only salable asset; the
stubborn months of mod-
elling furs, heat-wave or
no heat-wave, in New
York City to prove
that eventually someone
would hire her voice
were over; and, since her
salary was what it was,
she had decided to relax
a little from the eternal
unsatisfied march to
higher places.
Now the beckoning to
achieve great, and ever
greater, things was mak-
ing her eyes bright and
her heart beat fast again.
Lubitsch was saying, "I
saw the test you made
for Richard Dix — and it's
magnificent. I've been
hunting for months for
a girl with your beauty
and your stage presence
and your voice. But I
can't understand why
Dix didn't snatch you for
that picture of his. 'Noth-
ing But the Truth' was
the title, wasn't it?"
"Yes." Jeanette
frowned, remembering
how disappointed she had
been. "I was under con-
tract to the Shuberts and
they wanted $75,000 to
release me. Naturally
the studio couldn't see it,
that's all. A once-in-a-lifetime chance, too!"
"Heartbreaking," Lubitsch agreed. "Well, this is
another chance — and a bigger one. I want you for the
By FRED RUTLEDGE
Fame, wealth and a real
prince charming furnish
the romantic climax of
Jeanette MacDonald's
intimate recollections
lead opposite Maurice Chevalier, in 'The Love Parade'."
Jeanette gasped, "I — I don't know what to say."
He surveyed her critically. "You don't have to say
anything at all," he told her finally; "just sign the
contract and then start drinking milk. You're much
too thin for the screen just now."
She was at a sanitarium within two weeks. It was
one of those big places full of hypochondriacs and a
few real sufferers, a place of fleece blankets and suffer-
ing expressions and "cheerful" books and grim, white-
dressed women pussy
footing past on crepe
soles. Jeanette's idea was
to be on a milk diet and
gain weight, but with
nothing to do and with
no exercise all day her
busy mind grew frantic
with worry about herself
and the new future
named Hollywood.
The atmosphere of this
rest home, the concerned
glances of the other in-
mates, the doctors' grave
airs, had their inevitable
effect. She developed
symptoms, vague at first
but more pronounced
and significant each day,
a process encouraged by
the psychological sugges-
tion of her surround-
ings.
The doctors decided,
finally, that it was ap-
pendicitis, and in Jea-
nette's mental condition
she ran up an imaginary
pain in her side almost
overnight. She was thin-
ner than ever; she was
too nervous to sleep. . . .
While she was still in
ice packs, under observa-
tion she remembered that
it was time for her ap-
pearance in Hollywood,
to begin "The Love Pa-
rade." Somewhere in the
buried depths of her con-
sciousness the old Scotch
common sense that had
seen her through so many
crises stirred and awak-
ened. Biting a thermometer, clutching a medicine
spoon in one hand and a box of pills in the other, she
emerged from the ice packs and went shakily to a
/Ha^e U&y dzt
38
mirror and took inventory of herself.
Her face, she saw, was drawn
with nervous tension and pale —
probably from the cold; but those
eyes, bright and clear, were not the
eyes of an invalid. That hair
gleamed with vitality, even if it did
need a shampoo. And the tongue
mirrored there was pink with
health, uncoated. Suddenly she be-
gan to laugh —
Two days later she was on a
Westbound train, thinner than ever
but with a ravenous appetite and
an abounding good health and a
spirit washed forever clean of hy-
pochondria.
1 NSTEAD of the glamorous glitter-
' town she had always read and
heard about, the movie city was a
tense and nervous place in which
frowning executives worried audi-
bly at you morning and evening;
in which million dollar stars of the
silent era faced oblivion in the new
age of talking celluloid. Jeanette
didn't care. She'd had her break-
down, and while veterans of the
screen collapsed about her she sailed
into the production of a musical
picture with determination and self-
confidence.
The mysteries of microphones
concealed in vases and in fat backs
of sofas held no terrors for her be-
cause she had known no previous
and easier technique. Her voice was
in perfect form, she photographed
divinely, and Lubitsch's malted milk
trick gave her in three weeks the
added pounds she had not been able
to get in the sanitarium. His idea
was to hire a prop boy to stand at
her elbow and thrust a glass of
malted milk into her hand every
half hour.
"The Love Parade" was good, en-
tertaining cinema. It was gaudy
and gay and a little suggestive, and
it had a melodic pattern. Jeanette
was set. The MacDonald fan mail
poured in and when she made "The
Vagabond King" it tripled in size.
The memory of Bob Ritchie, from
whom she received occasional let-
ters, stayed with her. She had been
quietly — (Continued on page 86)
39
Tizzy Lish
John Montague
Alexander Woollcott
WORDS WITH WINGS
THE American Fascist does not have a peculiar
shape of skull. He is not a man with a limp or a
twitch. Today he is comfortable, he is many a
nice man who shrugs his shoulders and does not wish
to be disturbed into insecurity. That is what he looks
like today. But tomorrow he is another man. And
his leader, who has been at various times a cook, a
journalist, a soldier, a bad painter . . . becomes, once
the game starts, that very character described in the
dictators' manifesto, printed in the Authorized Ver-
sion of the Old Testament and reading like this: "This
will be the manner of the King that shall rule over
you. He will take your sons and appoint them for his
chariots and to be his horsemen. And he will set
some to plough his ground, and to reap his harvest,
and to make his instruments of war. And he will take
your daughters to be confectioners and to be cooks,
and to be bakers. And he will take your fields and
your vineyards. He will take the tenth of your flocks
and ye shall be his servants. And ye shall cry out in
that day because of your King which ye shall have
chosen you; and Jehovah will not answer you in that
day." And it will be no use protesting as a free-born
American, in letters to the papers. Because their
correspondence columns will be closed to you.
— Alistair Cooke, British critic, in an NBC talk.
* * *
We're going to have a recipe tonight that's
called Mexican Croquettes. Are you ready? All
righty! First, everybody get a jar of peanut but-
ter and take a big spoonful of it in your mouth.
Got it? Now try to talk — sticks to the roof of
your mouth, doesn't it? Now, take a sirloin steak
and make two holes in it — one for each eye — and
then peek at yourself in the mirror. I'll wait for
you. Now in a pan put five boxes chili peppers,
five bottles chili sauce, five packages of chili pow-
der, then add five bottles tobasco sauce to sort of
give it a tang. Then just before you serve, add
some ginger, mustard and oil of cloves. When
guests arrive, serve and while they're eating,
leave the room. When they've finished and they
say to each other, "What was that we just ate?" —
open the door and say "Croquette?" So they'll say,
"No, but we're awful sick." And now, as the fire-
men say when they see me — "Let's go to blazes.
Tizzy!"
— Tizzy Lish on Watch the Fun Go By over CBS.
» * * *
Old age is too apt to dwell in the past. It says, "I
remember when." Youth says, "What's the news?"
Old age is apt to be destructive. It says, "What an
awful accident!" Youth says, "Oh say, I saw some-
thing awfully funny today!" Old age is critical. "I
don't think Henry should have done that." Youth
says, "I should worry." If you would seem younger,
avoid destructive, overcritical and reminiscent talk.
It's not the exterior appearance which is most charac-
teristic of youth. A woman or man of sixty-five may
have a good complexion, few lines and lovely hair.
What youth has that most older people haven't is first,
curiosity. Youth is actively interested in life. Next,
it has attention. It is aware of its environment and
has a sense of immediacy. Finally, it has expectancy.
It is eager about the next thing, about the future.
But old age is just the opposite. Instead of curiosity
it too often has boredom. For expectancy, it has
retrospection.
— Gelett Burgess, author of "Look Eleven Years
Younger," in a talk over NBC. (Continued on page 92)
40
Miss Gray is keenly interested in
skating. Pictures above show Miss
Gray executing figures on the
Rockefeller Plaza Skating Pond
in the heart of Manhattan.
Here the photographer catches
Miss Gray against the famous
statue of Prometheus, as she
strikes the graceful finish of a
backward Charlotte Stop.
Above, completing the spectacular
right outside circle backward. Not so
easy as it looks! "After doing spirals,
fade-aways, and figures," Miss Gray
says, "I'm quite tired . . .
"... and ready for a Camel!
Smoking Camels gives me a
cheerful lift when I'm tired.
Camels taste grand all the time
—but especially so after skating!"
dOfculC
DAUGHTER OF MR. AND MRS. HENRY G. GRAY,
OF NEW YORK
•fc+cd young debutante
of the season is an
accomplished -figure skater
MISS Beatrice Gray, popularly known as Milo, is a typical
member of the modern- minded younger generation.
Although her family and connections are v-e-r-y prominent
socially in New York and Boston, Milo is simple and un-
affected— charmingly democratic in outlook. When she made
her debut last fall, she was well-known to Newport and New
York society. Milo finds time to indulge her fondness for
sports. She swims, plays tennis and golf, and loves to hunt.
"But my favorite sport," Milo says, "is figure skating!"
She has made four trips abroad, paying visits to world-famous
skating centers — Innsbruck, Gstaad, and Krynica. At Beaver
Dam, the Long Island pond popularized by the younger set,
she is a familiar figure. She stops frequently to refresh her-
self with a Camel. " My friends know that I smoke nothing
but Camels. So when they say, 'Want a cigarette, Milo?' I
know they're offering me a Camel."
Try Camels — a cigarette that's mild — gentle to the throat.
Smoke them steadily. See if you don't agree with Milo Gray,
who says: "Camels are nice! They never jangle my nerves !"
Among the many drstinguished women who find
Camels mild and refreshing:
, r A eeles . Mr.,. Nicholas G. Penman III. Balnmore
Mrs. Ale^e, B-. U. -,- • jr Ngw ^
Mrs Thomas M. Carneg.e, Jr., New. ror«
, ., Miss Peesv Stevenson. New York
Mrs i. Gardner Coolidge 2nd, Boston . M.ss Pegg,
,,,..■ Mrs Louis Swift, Jr., Chicago
. u T Tlrexel 3rd, Philadelphia . Mrs. loui
Mr, Anthony , Dr e ^ ^_ ^ ^^
Mr, Ogden Hanttnond, Jr., Ne ^ ^ ^
Mrs. Chiswell Dabney Langhome, F.rg.n.o . Mrs.
Milo Gray, as dramatized by a society photographer, in blue
satin. As always, it's a Camel that she's smoking. "Camels are
tops with my friends also," she says. "At the parties this winter
I noticed that people prefer that delicate Camel flavor!"
,-n Winston-Salem. N. C.
Copyright. 1938. R. J. Reyno.ds Tobacco Co.. W.ns
TURKISH & DOMESTIC
HLENT)
A QUESTION OFTEN ASKED:
Do people appreciate the
COSTLIER TOBACCOS
in Camels?
THE BEST ANSWER IS:
Camels are the
LARGEST- SELLING
cigarette in America!
THERE are millions who tread the
lonely path; who have never known,
and perhaps never will know, the sweet-
ness of love; the tonic of good compan-
ions; the warmth of true friendship.
You see them in little tearooms, hun-
gering for a dinner partner; sunk in
movie chairs drinking in the romance
which they cannot share; alone in
friendless bedrooms, groping for gaiety
through a kindly radio. All have stood
at some lime, perhaps, on the threshold
of happiness only to find the door sud-
denly closed.
Is it worth the risk?
Of all the faults that damn you with
others, halitosis (had breath) ranks
first. It is unforgivable because it is in-
excusable. Curiously enough, no one is
exempt; everybody offends at some
time or other, usually due to the fermen-
tation of tiny food particles in the
mouth. All you need do to stop this, is
to rinse the mouth with Listerine Anti-
septic. Among mouth deodorants, it is
outstanding because of its quick germi-
cidal action. No imitation can offer its
freshening effect ... its pleasant taste
... its complete safety. To fastidious
people who want other people to like
them, Listerine is indispensable. Never
guess about your breath; use Listerine
Antiseptic morning and night, and be-
tween limes before meeting others.
Lambekt Pharmacal Co., 5/. Louis, Mo.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. IH.
Peerless Trio
William Meeder
Tone Pictures
Kidoodlers
White Rabbit Line
Alice Remsen, Geo.
Melody Moments
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
8:30
NBC-Blue:
NBC-Red:
8:45
NBC-Red: Animal News Club
9:00
NBC-Blue:
NBC -Red:
Griffin
9:15
NBC-Red: Tom Terriss
9:30
NBC-Red:
9:55
CBS: Press Radio News
10:00
CBS: Church of the Air
NBC-Blue: Russian Melodies
NBC-Red: Radio Pulpit
10:30
CBS: String Ensemble
NBC-Blue: Dreams of Long Ago
NBC-Red: Madrigal Singers
11:00
CBS: Texas Rangers
NBC: Press Radio News
11:05
NBC-Blue: Alice Remsen, contralto
NBC-Red: Silver Flute
11:15
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Neil
11:30
CBS: Major Bowes Family
1 1 :45
Bill Sterns
Norsemen Quartet
Southernaires
NBC-Blue
NBC-Red:
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue
12:30 P.M.
CBS: Salt Lake City Tabernacle
NBC-Blue: Music Hall Symphony
NBC-Red: University of Chicago
Round Table Discussion
1:00
CBS: Church of the Air
NBC-Red: Paul Martin Orch.
1:15
NBC-Red: Henry Busse
1:30
CBS: Foreign Program
JIBS: Ted Weems Orch.
NBC-Blue: There Was a Woman
NBC-Red: Smoke Dreams
2:00
CBS: Boris Morros Quartet
NBC-Blue: The Magic Key of RCA
NBC-Red: Bob Becker
2:15
NBC-Red: Malcolm LaPrade
2:30
CBS: Jean Hersholt
NBC-Red: Thatcher Colt
3:00
CBS: N. Y. Philharmonic Orch.
NBC-Blue: On Broadway
NBC-Reel: Radio News Reel
3:30
NBC-Blue: Armco Band
NBC-Red: Sunday Drivers
4:00
NBC-Blue
NBC-Red:
4:30
NBC-Red: The World is Yours
4:45
NBC-Blue
5:00
CBS: Heinz Magazine
MBS: Singing Lady
NBC-Blue: Metropolitan Auditions
NBC-Red: Marion Talley
5:30
CBS: Guy Lombardo
MBS: The Shadow
NBC-Blue: Smilin' Ed McConnell
NBC-Red: Mickey Mouse
6:00
CBS: Joe Penner
MBS: George Jessel
NBC-Blue: Midwestern Stars
NBC-Red: Catholic Hour
6:30
CBS: Double Everything
MBS: Tim and Irene
NBC-Blue: Fishface. Figgsbottle
NBC -Red: A Tale of Today
7:00
CBS: Jeanette MacDonald
NBC-Blue: Music of the Masters
NBC-Red: Jack Benny
7:30
CBS: Phil Baker
NBC-Blue: Ozzie Nelson
7:45
NBC-Red: Interesting Neighbors.
8:00
CBS: People's Choice
NBC-Blue: Detective Series
NBC-Red: Don Ameche, Edgar Ber-
gen, Nelson Eddy, Stroud Twins
Sunday Vespers
Romance Melodies
Dog Heroes
8:30
CBS
Earaches of 1938
9:00
CBS: Ford
NBC -Blue:
NBC-Red:
Round
Symphony
Tyrone Power
Manhattan Merry-Go
9:30
NBC
NBC
Blue:
Red:
Walter Winchell
American Album of
Familiar
Music
9:45
NuC
-Blue
Irene Rich
10:00
CHS: Zenith Telepathy Series
NBC-Blue: Marek Weber Orch.
NBC-Red: Symphony Orch.
10:30
CBS: Headlines and Bylines
NBC-Blue: Cheerio
NBC-Red: Haven MacQuarric
sents
11:00
NBC-Blue: Dance Music
NBC-Bed: Orchestra
11:30
Dance Music
Motto
of the
Day
By
Channing
Pollock
Happiness comes to him who waits, but not if he waits lying down.
Highlights For Sunday, Jan. 30
/TVHE Heinz Magazine of the Air
has gone and changed its time again,
but this time Your Almanac has a
hunch it will stay put for a while — on
CBS at 5:00 this and every Sunday
afternoon — E.S.T., of course. The
cast lineup stays as is — Channing Pol-
lock, famous "writer; Mark Warnow's
orchestra; Morton Bowe, tenor; and a
different guest star each week. ... A
new comedy show, which Your Al-
manac didn't like very much on its
first couple of airings, but which may
have improved by now, is Double
Everything at 6:30 on CBS. It stars
Al Shaw and Sam Lee, the double
talk experts, with a good lineup of
musicians. ... At 8:00 practically
everybody who has a radio will be
tuning in on Charlie McCarthy, Don
Ameche, Nelson Eddy and the gang,
Clarence and Claude, those Srroud
twins, who are regular features on the
Chase & Sanborn show now, are just
twenty-seven years old and they really
do look alike. They've been in vaude-
ville, circuses and night clubs for the
last fifteen years, first doing an acro-
batic act. Elisabeth Rethberg, distin-
guished Metropolitan Opera soprano,
is tonight's guest artist on the Ford
program, CBS at 9:00. Nelson Eddy's
solos tonight are "The Hills of Home,"
"The Sleigh," the "Evening Star" from
Wagner's "Tannhauser, and "Soldiers
of Fortune," from Puccini's "The Girl
of the Golden West."
Elisabeth Rethberg
stars on the Ford
program tonight at
9:00 o'clock on CBS.
Highlights For Sunday, Feb. 6
Rosemary DeCamp,
alias Judy Price, of
Jean Hersholt's Dr.
Christian over CBS.
JASCHA HEIFETZ, who will start
preparing for his movie debut in a
few more months, is tonight's guest
soloist on the Ford Symphony program,
CBS at 9:00. After holding out against
Hollywood's lures for several years,
this famous fiddler finally capitulated
to Sam Goldwyn, and is to have the
leading roie in a Goldwyn music festival,
playing, of all persons, himself. At
least, that's the plan Mr. G. has for
him at present. . . . This afternoon
you'll be listening to Jean Hersholt's
dramatic serial, Dr. Christian of River's
End, which is being broadcast from
Hollywood once more, now that Jean
has had his New York vacation. While
he was in Manhattan, Jean and Mrs.
Jean ate their dinners in an out-of-the-
way Scandinavian restaurant, mainly
because they didn't want too many
people to recognize them. Another rea-
son, of course, is that Jean is a good
Dane, and loves Scandinavian food.
. . . Rosemary DeCamp, who plays
Judy Price, Dr. Christian's secretary,
in the Hersholt program, is an Arizona
girl who made her first Broadway stage
appearance in 1935, and followed that
up with a part in Frank Parker's Atlan-
tic Family radio show. . . . She's had
two narrow escapes from death — once
when a rattlesnake bit her and once
when a doctor pronounced her dead
from a flu attack. A Mexican nurse
cured her of the snake-bite, and the
doctor was mistaken. . . . She's five
feet two, with aubuin hair.
Highlights For Sunday, Feb. 13
O END birthday greetings today to
^ Lysbeth Hughes, harpist with Hor-
ace Heidt and his Brigadiers. . . . At
1:30 this afternoon, on NBC-Blue,
there's a new program you'd like to lis-
ten to. It's called There Was a Woman,
and each Sunday it dramatizes the lives
of the women who influenced famous
men. . . . Other Sunday highlights:
The Magic Key of RCA, on the Blue
network right after There Was a Wo-
man. . . . Thatcher Colt's detective
drama on NBC-Red at 2:30. . . . The
New York Philharmonic on CBS at
3:00. . . . Guy Lombardo on the same
network at 5:30. . . . Unless you prefer
Mickey Mouse and his friends, on
NBC-Red at the same time. . . . Jack
Benny on the Red at 7.00. . . . Tyrone
Power on NBC-Blue at 9:00, followed
by the all-wise Mr. Winchell. . . . The
Ford Symphony's guest star tonight
— also at 9:00, on CBS — is Lau-
ritz Melchior, who has sung the
role of Tristan in Wagner's "Tristan
und Isolde" more often than any other
man alive — and it's betraying no secret
to say he's sung it better, too. . . . Mr.
Melchior is a hearty, happy Dane, and
a good friend of his famous country-
man, Jean Hersholt. He likes to eat,
play, sing and hunt. He's been hon-
ored by his own nation and many others
with a string of medals which he al-
ways wears on the lapel of his suit for
all full dress occasions, such as the one
tonight. His title at the Metropolitan
Opera House is "leading heldentenor."
Held ente nor La u ritz
Melchior is the Ford
program guest star
tonight at 9 o'clock.
Highlights For Sunday, Feb. 20
Lucille Boll, f em i-
nine stooge for Phil
Baker, is funny but
not funny looking.
AS the Mickey Mouse program nears
•^*- the end of its second month, it ought
to be something no American youngster
in his right mind would think of missing
— and if a lot of adults join in, that's
nothing surprising. . . . Incidentally,
Your Almanac has an apology to make
— last month it listed the time and
network of said Mickey Mouse show
all wrong. The correct time is 5:30,
the correct network, NBC-Red. . . .
These little mistakes just have to hap-
pen now and then — Your Almanac has
a batting average for accuracy that
it's pretty proud of, thanks to its many
sources of information, but when spon-
sors change their minds suddenly,
there's nothing to be done about it.
. . . Lucille Ball, Phil Baker's feminine
foil, is enough to kill once and for all
the notion that girl stooges have to be
funny-looking in order to be funny.
Lucille was a fashion model in New
York when a Goldwyn scout saw her
and brought her to Hollywood, where
she studied diction under Ginger
Rogers' mother. She worked in the
movies, but her first big hit came when
she did a series of comedy falls in the
Lily Pons picture, "That Girl from
Paris" — and her next when she played
one of the wise-cracking actresses in
"Stage Door." She's a brilliant dan-
cer and an excellent musician. As
Your Almanac hurried to press, Phil
was getting ready to return to New
York, hoping to bring Lucille along
with him.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: William Meeder
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
9:00
CBS: Metropolitan Parade
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9*15
NBC-Red: Frank Luther
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
9:40
NBC: Press Radio News
9 :45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Margot of Castlewood
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Attorney-at-Law
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
11:00
NBC-Blue: Mary Martin
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: The Interior Decorator
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
2:15
CBS: The O'Neills
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
NBC-Blue: Let's Talk It Over
3:00
NBC-Blue: Rochester Civic Orch.
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: Jennie Peabody
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:00
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:30
CBS: The Goldbergs
NBC-Red: Rush Hughes
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Nell
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow
NBC-Bed: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5*45
'CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Litle Orphan Annie
6:30
Press Radio News
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Music is My Hobby
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Arthur Godfrey
NBC-Blue: Three Cheers
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
8:00
NBC-Red: Burns and Allen
8:30
CBS: Pick and Pat
NBC-Blue: Grand Hotel
NBC-Red: Voice of Firestone
9:00
CBS: Lux Theater
NBC-Blue: Philadelphia Orch.
NBC-Red: McGee and Molly
9:30
NBC-Red: Hour of Charm
10:00
CBS: Wayne King
NBC-Blue: Warden Lawes
NBC-Red: Contented Program
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
NBC-Red: Public Hero No. I
Motto
of the
Day
By
Cracie
Allen
Getting ahead is fine if it doesn't mean getting a big head.
Highlights For Monday, Jan. 31
T_T ERE comes a new program to
liven up the radio month — and
not only a new program but a new
star. Rush Hughes, son of the famous
novelist Rupert Hughes, starts a new
five-times-a-week, fifteen-minute show
this afternoon at 4:30. It'll be heard
from now on, Mondays through Fri-
days, at the same time on the NBC-
Red network. . . . Rush has been heard
on the networks before, but never in
a program of his own. He's been in
radio work since 1927, and at differ-
ent times has been announcer, program
manager, news broadcaster, and even
operator of a radio station. . . . Born
in Jamaica, Long Island, Rush went to
various schools until he was sixteen.
Then the desire to do something on his
own hit him hard, and Blanche Bates
persuaded his parents to let him play
in "Getting Together" with her. The
play ended its run — and Rush ran
away. He didn't come back until he'd
earned enough to pay his own fare and
buy some new clothes. School didn't
seem much fun after this adventure,
but he relieved the boredom with
fliers into stage and screen work and
short-story writing. . . . Out of school,
he went to the Coast, and found him-
self, broke, in San Francisco. He man-
aged to get a job as night clerk in the
Hotel Mark Hopkins. One night the
announcer for Anson Weeks' radio pro-
gram fell ill, and Rush rushed in to
pinch hit, finding he liked radio so
much he's never left it since.
Rupert Hughes' son
Rush starts a new
flve-a-week program
today over NBC-Red.
Highlights For Monday. Feb. 7
Hollywood's Cinderel-
la girl these days is
Lois Collier of CBS'
Hollywood in Person.
TDY sliding your eyes to the left a
■*— * fraction of an inch, you'll find
yourself looking at Hollywood's cur-
rent Cinderella girl — Miss Lois Collier
by name. Lois was selected by Cap-
tain Bob Baker of the Hollywood in
Person program — CBS at 1:45 P.M.,
E.S.T., Monday through Friday — to
accompany him on his trips to the
studios. Under his guidance, she
meets famous directors and plays op-
posite motion picture stars she once
admired hopelessly from outside the
studio gates. . . . Lois was born in
a South Carolina town called, unlike-
ly at it may seem, Sally. She came to
Hollywood as winner of a talent and
beauty contest, but it didn't do her any
good. She couldn't get continuous ex-
tra work, let alone bit or featured
parts. When she heard Bob Baker, on
the air, announce a contest to select a
permanent leading lady for Hollywood
in Person, she sent in her application
and won. . . . NBC-Blue has a new
program for your ears. It's called
Margot of Castlewood, and it's on the
air at 10:00 A.M., starring Barbara
Luddy and the matinee idol of silent
days, Francis X. Bushman, who is mak-
ing a radio come-back these days. . . .
At 8:30 tonight, on Grand Hotel, you
listen to Don Ameche's kid brother Jim,
who's suddenly become one of NBC's
busiest Chicago actors. Your Almanac
will have more to say about him in
another day or two.
Highlights For Monday, Feb. 14
OPECIAL reminder to all sweethearts,
^ wives, husbands, sons and daugh-
ters— this is St. Valentine's Day, and
anybody who forgets it doesn't deserve
to be loved. . . . The networks have
special events scheduled to remind you
what day it is, in case you show signs
of forgetting. . . . Swinging along with
the spirit of the day, Your Almanac
offers a list of romantic air shows for
you to listen to: Dan Harding's Wife,
NBC-Red at 9:45 A.M. . . . Pretty
Kitty Kelly, CBS at 10:00. . . Tony
Wons, CBS at 1 0:30. . . . The Woman
in White, NBC-Red at 10:45. . . .
Carol Kennedy's Romance, CBS at
11:15. . . . Girl Alone, NBC-Red at
noon. . . . The Romance of Helen
Trent, CBS at 12:30. . . . Words
and Music, NBC-Red at 1:30. . . .
Club Matinee, NBC-Blue at 4:00. . . .
Follow the Moon, CBS at 5:00. . . .
George Hall's orchestra, CBS at 6:35.
. . . Poetic Melodies, CBS at 7:00. . . .
The Hour of Charm, NBC-Red at 9:30.
. . . Wayne King's music at 10:00 on
CBS. . . . But should all this romance
pall, listen to Pick and Pat on CBS at
8:30. Edward Roecker, who has been
the baritone soloist with these two
comedians for almost a year now, is
also a football coach for a professional
team. He's twenty-three years old, and
was born in Merchantville, a suburb
of Philadelphia. Critics say his voice
compares favorably with Lawrence
Tibbett's. Got his start with the RCA
radio program.
Edward Roecker, bari-
tone with Pick and
Pat, is a football
coach in spare time.
Highlights For Monday, Feb. 21
Mary-Ann Bock, Hour
of Charm's new singer,
can hit notes above
the top piano keys.
T3 ADIO'S own discovery is little
Mary-Ann Bock, the really aston-
ishing ten-year-old singer on Phil Spi-
talny's Hour of Charm show, tonight
at 9:30 on NBC-Red. . . . Have you
got a piano in your home? Go over to
it, hit the highest note on it. Mary-Ann
can sing even higher than that, and if
you don't believe that's almost im-
possible, try it yourself. . . . Bom in
McKeesport, Pa., Mary-Ann first dem-
onstrated her remarkable voice when
she was five by imitating bird songs.
Her mother, an accomplished pianist,
trained her and taught her a repertoire
of songs. When Spitalny and his all-
girl orchestra came to Pittsburgh a few
months ago he conducted an amateur
contest, and Mary-Ann entered it. She
didn't win the contest, but she won
something much better — Spitalny's
interest. He immediately signed her
up as a soloist with his orchestra and
brought her to New York. She's a
full-fledged member of "Hour of
Charm, Inc.", with equal voting power
with all the other members. While
she's in New York her seventh-grade
school studies are continuing under a
tutor. Mary-Ann plays the violin and
piano too, and composes — she's already
written a school song. She likes to lis-
ten to symphonic music but doesn't
think much of swing. . . . And her
only complaint against Phil Spitalny is
that he wouldn't let her bring her two-
wheeled bicycle to New York with her,
for use in Central Park.
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Bed: Malcolm Claire
9:00
CBS: Music in the Air
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
9:15
NBC-Red: Frank Luther
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
MBS: Journal of Living
9 '45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Bed: Dan Harding's Wife
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Margot of Castlewood
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CHS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Emily Post
NBC-Blue: Attorney-at-Law
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
II nu
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: David Harum
II :I5
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: Homemakers' Exchange
II :45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Mystery Chef
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm s Daughter
NBC-Red: Words and Music
I :45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00 ...
NBC-Red: Fun in Music
2:15
CBS: The O'Neills
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
NBC-Red: Federated Women's Clubs
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00 , ,. .,
NBC-Red: Pepper Young s Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:00
CBS: Academy of Medicine
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC -Red: Mary Marlin
4:30
CBS: The Goldbergs
NBC-Red: Rush Hughes
4:45
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow
NBC-Red: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 "45
'CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:00
CBS: Let's Pretend
6:30
Press-Radio News
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Hollywood Screenscoops
NBC-Blue: Mr. Keen
7:30
CBS: Helen Menken
NBC-Blue: Dorothy Thompson
NBC-Red: Hendrik W. Van Loon
8:00
CHS: Edward G. Robinson
NBC-Blue: Those We Love
NBC-Red: Johnny Presents
8:30
CBS: Al Jolson
NBC-Blue: Edgar A. Guest
NBC-Red: Wayne King
9:00
CHS: Al Pearce
NBC-Blue: Alemite Half Hour
NBC-Red: Vox Pop — Parks Johnson
9:30
CBS: Jack Oakie
NBC-Bed: Packard Mardi Gras
10:00
CBS: Benny Goodman
MBS: Eddy Duchin
NBC-Blue: Gen Hugh S. Johnson
10:30
NBC-Red: Jimmie Fidler
10:45
NBC-Red: Dale Carnegie
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Motto
of the
Day
By
Al
Jolson
Sharpen your wits on the whetstone of failure.
Highlights For Tuesday, Feb. 1
tl^OR the benefit of the younger mem-
bers of the family, CBS has the
Cincinnati Symphony orchestra playing
a children's concert this afternoon be-
tween 3:30 and 4:30, E.S.T., with Eu-
gene Goosens waving the baton. If to-
day's children don't learn the differ-
ence between a symphony and a con-
certo, it won't be for lack of telling.
But sometimes your Almanac won-
ders if today's children particularly
care. . . . Serious students of modern
history ought to remember that Dor-
othy Thompson, wife of Sinclair Lewis
and the most famous woman reporter
in the world, is on the air twice a week
nowadays — tonight at 7:30 on NBC-
and Friday at 10:45 on NBC-Red. To-
night she talks about People in the
News, and since she knows most of
them personally, she's well worth lis-
tening to. . . . After a long session on
the air, Husband and Wives has finally
retired from the fray, and its place has
been taken by a weekly half-hour
serial called Those We Love. Time and
network, 8:00 on NBC-Blue. Nan
Grey, young movie star, has the lead-
ing role in Those We Love, and Your
Almanac will devote a future day to
telling you all about her. . . . Do you
want to know How to Make Friends
and Influence People? Dale Carnegie,
expert in that particular branch of
knowledge, is starring on his own net-
work program now on NBC-Red at
10:45 tonight — right after Jimmie
Fidler.
Eugene Goosens leads
the Cincinnati Sym-
phony orchestra in a
children's concert.
Highlights For Tuesday, Feb. 8
Mark Hawley is the
narrator on the new
MBS show at 7:45—
Famous Fo rt u ne s.
/1pHE Boy Scouts of America are in
convention assembled today, and all
the networks are going to drop in on
them some time during the day with
their microphones and see what's go-
ing on. . . . Mutual has a weekly pro-
gram, starting tonight, from 7:45 to
8:00 P.M. It's called Famous For-
tunes, and dramatizes the lives of well
known American millionaires such as
Vanderbilt, Carnegie (Andrew, not
Dale ) , Wanamaker, Morgan, Astor
and Rockefeller. . . . The network isn't
very large, so here's the exact list of
stations that will carry the show:
CKLW, KSO, WSM, WLW, KWK,
WMT, KTAT, WHN, KTOK, KFEL,
WCAE, and WOR. . . . Mary Hawley,
the narrator for the programs, is an
institution at WOR, where Famous
Fortunes originates. He began his ra-
dio career while he was still a school-
boy in Nutley, N. J., by building crys-
tal sets. He built so many that he had
to give most of them away to friends
and relatives. At seventeen he was an
announcer for WMAK, Buffalo, and
he's been announcing ever since. For
many years he was the ' 'Voice of
Pathe" on newsreels, and today you
hear him talking on Paramount news
shots. For the past two and a half
years he's been with WOR and MBS.
He's twenty-eight years old — that is,
he will be on February 17 — six feet
tall, with black hair and mustache, and
blue eyes. And here's his tip for
would-be announcers — study singing.
Highlights For Tuesday, Feb. 15
/TS HIS is a great day in the history of
■*- rsdio — it's the birthday of the man
who first proved that a dummy could
be funny on the air — Edgar Bergen,
Charlie McCarthy's foster-father. . . .
A couple of weeks back Your Almanac
promised to tell you more about Nan
Grey, star of tonight's half-hour serial
drama, Those We Love. Young Miss
Grey's best-known movie performance
was that of one of the "Three Smart
Girls," with Deanna Durbin, although
she's been working in the films since
1934. Born in Houston, Texas, she
went to Hollywood that year with her
mother for a two-week vacation, and
remained to start a new career. Nan's
mother looked up some old Hollywood
friends, one of whom had become an
actor's agent. Struck by Nan's beauty,
the agent brought her to the attention
of several producers . . . her screen
tests were highly satisfactory . . . and
three contracts were offered simulta-
neously. . . . Millions of girls would
have given their right arms for such a
chance, but Nan was unimpressed.
She'd always hoped to be a newspaper
woman. However, she signed one of
the contracts and has been coming
along nicely ever since. . . . She's still
young enough, and romantic enough, to
refuse to take a Hawaiian vacation be-
cause she wants to save that particular
part of the world for her honeymoon.
. . . Those We Love is her first radio
work except for a guest appearance
with Bing Crosby on the Lux show.
One Smart Girl — Nan
Grey, star of the new
Tuesday-night serial
called Those We Love.
Highlights For Tuesday, Feb. 22
Paula Winslowe, on
Big Town tonight, is
one of Hollywood's
best acting b ets.
■y OU know already that George
Washington was born just 206
years ago today, but did you know a
few other things about him? For in-
stance, that his family had already
lived in America for three generations
before he was born? . . . That if it
hadn't been for his refusal, the United
States might have been dragged into
the French Revolution? Popular senti-
ment was strong for helping the revolu-
tionists in France, but Washington re-
fused, thereby becoming very unpopular
with the people who had voted him into
office. . . . That before his second term
was finished he had already become an
unpopular president, which saddened
him so much that it was one of the rea-
sons he refused to run for a third term.
. . . To Bess Johnson, star of Hilltop
House, belongs the honor of being the
only radio performer whose birthday is
the same as Washington's — the only
radio performer Your Almanac knows
of, anyway. . . . You're listening
to one of Hollywood's most versa-
tile and dependable actresses tonight
on Edward G. Robinson's program. She
is Paula Winslowe, who doesn't have
the same part every week, but who us-
ually shows up on the program playing
one or even more characters. Seldom
credited in the announcements, Paula
has nevertheless been on the Lux Thea-
ter, Hollywood Hotel and most of the
other major programs broadcast from
Hollywood. After Jean Harlow's death,
Paula imitated her voice in "Saratoga."
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A.M.
NBC-Keel: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: William Meeder
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
9:00
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
CBS: Madison Ensemble
NBC-Red: Frank Luther
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
9:45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Margot of Castlewood
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Attorney-at-Law
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
II :00
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: David Harum
II :I5
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
1 1 :30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS. Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
I :00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
Betty Crocker
^Arnold Grimm's Daughter
Words and Music
Hollywood in Person
Kathryn Cravens
The O'Neills
School of the Air
Beatrice Fairfax
Pepper Young's Family
CBS:
1:30
CBS:
NBC -Red:
1:45
CBS:
2:00
CBS:
2:15
CBS:
2:30
CBS:
2:45
MBS:
3:00
NBC-Red:
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: Jennie Peabody
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
CBS: Curtis Music Inst.
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:00
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:30
CBS: The Goldbergs
NBC-Blue: P. T. A. Congress
NBC-Red: Rush Hughes
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Nell
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow
NBC-Red: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 "45
'CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:00
CBS: Dear Teacher
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Hobby Lobby
NBC-Blue: Mr. Keen
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
NBC-Red: Alistaire Cook
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
8:00
CBS: Cavalcade of America
NBC-Red: One Man's Family
8:30
CBS: Eddie Cantor
NBC-Red: Wayne King
9:00
CBS: Lawrence Tibbett
NBC-Red: Town Hall Tonight
9:30
CBS: Ben Bernie
10:00
CBS: Gang Busters
NBC-Blue: Gen. Hugh S. Johnson
NBC-Red: Your Hollywood Parade
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
12:30
NBC-Red: Lights Out
Motto PW By
of the wM^4i^^^i^m Uncle
Day | HUSAUiSU Ezra
After a girl picks a husband she ought to stop picking.
Highlights For Wednesday, Jon. 26
XT' DDIE CANTOR'S amusing little
*-~* Mademoiselle Fifi — you hear her
on his show tonight at 8:30 on CBS —
sounds as if she'd been born and brought
up within shouting distance of the Eiffel
Tower. ... As a matter of fact, she's
never set foot outside of the United
States in her life. She was born in
New York and went to Los Angeles a
few years ago. There she got her start
on the road to Eddie's program by
studying French in high school. She
was good at the language— so good that
she won the right to represent her
school in a contest to select the boy or
girl who was best at reciting the poem
"The Grasshopper and the Ant" in
French. Fifi's rendition of this classic
was voted the best, and she was award-
ed an engraved gold medal. Not only
that, but the contest was reported in a
Parisian newspaper and Fifi got a letter
from Premier Laval of France. It all
led to the best prize of all — a two-year
contract with Eddie Cantor. Fifi's real
name is Vyola Von, and she's nineteen
years old. . . . When an Englishman
looks at America, particularly Ameri-
can movies, he finds out things we
Americans never think of — and that's
why you'd enjoy listening to Alistaire
Cook, on NBC-Red at 7:30. He hasn't
much to say about Hollywood gossip,
but when he goes to town on the movies
themselves his opinions may excite you
or anger you, but they won't bore you.
. . . Don't forget Lawrence Tibbett on
CBS at 9:00.
Vyola Von — you know
her better as Made-
moiselle Fifi — is on
Eddie Cantor's show.
Highlights For Wednesday, Feb. 2
Jane Pickens is the
singing star of Ben
Bernie's CBS comedy
program this evening.
TF Candlemas is fair and clear,
There'll be twa winters in the year"
Your Almanac tried to find out
where the old legend about the ground-
hog and his shadow started, but the
farthest back it could get was this old
Scotch jingle, which doesn't mention
groundhogs at all. Today is Candlemas
Day as well as Groundhog Day, though,
and you get the idea. . . . The net-
works will have their men and micro-
phones out today to check on the first
groundhog to poke his nose out and look
for his shadow. If he sees it, of course,
he'll scurry back in and we'll have an-
other six weeks of bad weather. . . .
Groundhogs or not, Wednesday night
is a good time to listen to the radio,
with One Man's Family on NBC-Red
at 8:00, Lawrence Tibbett on CBS and
Fred Allen on NBC-Red at 9:00, and
Ben Bernie, Lew Lehr, and Jane Pick-
ens on CBS at 9:30. Bernie needs no
introduction to anybody. . . . Lew is
the German accented comedian of the
newsreels . . . and Jane is the only cur-
rently-heard member of those famous
Pickens sisters. She can sing an aria
as well as the most recent popular bal-
lad, is still studying, and hopes some
day to sing at the Metropolitan. When
she was singing with her other two sis-
ters, Helen and Patti, the three of them
made a fan out of the famous pianist
and composer, Serge Rachmaninoff,
who wrote an arrangement of his own
"Liebestraum" for them to use, he
liked them so well.
Highlights For Wednesday, Feb. 9
"\X7HEN Lum and Abner go on the
VV air tonight at 7:30 over NBC-
Blue, one of them will be celebrating
his birthday — Chester Lauck, who plays
Lum. , . . The organ" solo which intro-
duces One Man's Family at 8:00 on
NBC-Red comes from the nimble fin-
gers of Blonde Sybil Chism, who may
not have her name announced on the
network, but rates a salute just the
same for doing her little bit to help the
show on its way. . . . Once more Your
Almanac wants to emit a loud cheer for
Dave Elman's Hobby Lobby, on CBS
at 7:15. You never knew there were
so many peculiar and fascinating hob-
bies in existence, until you tune this
program in. Dave, of course, as he likes
to explain, has his own hobby — collect-
ing hobbies. . . . Dick Powell, star of
Your Hollywood Parade on NBC-Red
at 10:00, has a collecting hobby of his
own — an excellent stamp collection. . . .
He likes to prepare his favorite dish
himself — it's ham and eggs. . . . His
full name is Richard Ewing Powell. . . .
In school he was called Samson, but he
hasn't the least idea why. Maybe it
was because his hair was so thick and
curly. . . . He made his first solo air-
plane flight after only two hours of in-
struction. . . . He thinks, probably mis-
takenly, that he'd make a good car-
penter or mechanic. Also wouldn't
mind being an insurance agent. . . .
For all except the eastern states, Mu-
tual's Lone Ranger serial goes on the
air at 10:30, E. S. T.
Sybil Chism plays the
organ for One Man's
Family's theme song,
on NBC-Red at 8:00.
Highlights For Wednesday, Feb. 16 and 23
Interviewing police
officers on the Gang
Busters show is Col.
Norman Schwarzkopf.
"PEBRUARY 16: While Phil Lord
■*~ devotes himself to program planning,
directing and producing, his place on
the air in the Gang Busters program has
been taken over by Colonel H. Norman
Schwarzkopf. It's the Colonel you
hear, but Phil is always there in the
background. Last March, you Gang
Busters fans probably remember, it was
Schwartzkopf who took Phil's place
when the latter went on a brief vaca-
tion. . . . Until he resigned in 1936,
Schwarzkopf was superintendent of the
New Jersey State Police for sixteen
years. He came into national prom-
inence in connection with the Lind-
bergh case. . . . Phil, incidentally, is
nursing along a new program idea which
may hit the airwaves soon if it hasn't
done so already by the time you read
this page of Your Almanac. It's nothing
less than a show presenting the parents,
brothers and sisters of famous people on
the air, to tell how they acted when
they were little. Personally, we always
get embarrassed when we hear our
mother talking about the cute things
we did when we were little. . . . You
won't hear it on the air, but there's a
convention winding up today that's im-
portant to every listener — the annual
meeting of the National Association of
Broadcasters, in Washington.
February 23: Just room to remind
you of one Wednesday highlight you
might miss otherwise — the Curtis Insti-
tute of Music broadcast, on CBS at
4:00.
47
All time in Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: Dick Leibert
NBC-Red: Good Morning Melodies
9:00
CBS: Dear Columbia
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
NBC-Red: Frank Luther
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
UBS: Journal of Living
9:45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Mar gut of Castlewood
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
!0:30
CBS: Emily Post
NBC-Blue: Attorney-at-Law
NBC-Bed: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
11:00
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: David Harum
II :I5
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Bed: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Bed: Homemaker's Exchange
II :45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Mystery Chef
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00
NBC-Red: NBC Music Guild
2:15
CBS: The O'Neills
NBC-Blue: Let's Talk It Over
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
NBC-Red: Alissa Keir
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
CBS: Theater Matinee
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Blue: Eastman Music School
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: U. S. Army Band
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3 :45
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:00
CBS: Science Service
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:30
CBS: The Goldbergs
NBC-Red: Rush Hughes
4:45
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: The Four of Us
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow
5:30
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 "45
'CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Hollywood Screenscoops
NBC-Blue: Mr. Keen
NBC-Red: Vocal Varieties
7:30
CBS: We, The People
8:00
CBS: Kate Smith
NBC-Red: Rudy Vallee
8:30
NBC-Blue: March of Time
9:00
CBS: Major Bowes Amateurs
NBC-Blue: NBC Concert Hour
NBC-Red: Good News of 1938
9:30
NBC-Blue: America's Town Meeting
10:00
CBS: Tish
NBC-Red: Kraft Music Hall
10:30
CBS: Victor Bay's Orchestra
NBC-Blue: NBC Jamboree
11:15
NBC-Blue: Elza Schallert
Motto
of the
Day
<Jkutodcuf'$
HIGHLIGHTS
By
Jim
Ameche
Take stock of the rumors you hear before you take stock in them.
Highlights For Thursday, Jan. 27
T F any member of your family is a
fight fan you needn't expect to get
your hands on the radio dials tonight,
because they'll be set to the nearest
NBC station, waiting for the broadcast
of the fight between Tommy Farr and
Jimmy Braddock. Madison Square
Garden, New York, is the scene of the
battle and NBC has the exclusive rights
to broadcast it. . . . If you don't care
for fights, there are plenty of other
things you can wrap your ears around
tonight — George McCall's Hollywood
Set eenscoops on CBS at 7:15. . . . We,
the People on the same network at
7:30, with Gabriel Heatter bringing a
fresh batch of unusual human beings to
the microphone. . . . Rudy Vallee on
NBC-Red at 8:00, followed by Good
News of 1938 on the same network at
9:00. ... If you've never stumbled
across America's Town Meeting of the
Air, on NBC-Blue at 9:30, consider
yourself guided there tonight by Your
Almanac. . . . First you'll hear well-
known speakers discuss both sides of a
controversial question of the day; then
you'll hear the audience get to its feet
and start to heckle these same speakers.
And there's nothing backward about the
heckling, either. Before the hour's
broadcast is ended, you'll be likely to
hear a bitter three-cornered argument.
. . . Flash! Just as your Almanac goes to
press comes news that the Farr-Brad-
dock fight has been set forward to Jan.
21. Our deep apologies for a mistake
over which we have no control.
Tommy Farr fights
Jim Braddock tonight
in Madison Square
Garden — over NBC.
Highlights For Thursday, Feb. 3
Frances Carlon, lead-
ing lady in the new
daily serial on NBC-
Blue, Attorney-at-Law.
HTMME you were meeting the cast of
the new five-a-week serial, Attorney-
at-Law, heard on NBC-Blue today and
every other week-day at 10:30 A.M.,
E.S.T. . . . They're Frances Carlon,
Jim Ameche, June Meredith, Lucy Gill-
man, Fred Sullivan and Grace Lock-
wood. First, Frances Carlon, who plays
Sally Dunlap, Jim's secretary. She
came to radio after distressing experi-
ences on the stage and in Hollywood.
A member of a touring theatrical
troupe, she found herself stranded in
Iowa. When she got out of that situa-
tion she secured a part in a Broadway
show which flopped. So she went to
Hollywood, where she was put under
contract by one of the big companies.
That would have been nice, except that
for a year she sat around doing nothing
but collect her pay check. The contract
ran out, and she headed east again — got
as far as Chicago and broke into radio
by reading commercial announcements.
Then came bit parts, and now, in At'
torney-at-Law, her first leading role.
. . . Fran's hoping that playing oppo-
site the young Ameche will be as lucky
for her as playing opposite his older
brother was for such stars as June
Meredith, Anne Seymour, Barbara Lud-
dy and Betty Lou Gerson. They were
all unknown when they made their de-
buts with Don Ameche and now
they're all prominent radio actresses.
.... Grace Lockwood plays Jim's
mother; Fred Sullivan plays his father;
and Lucy Gillman his sister.
Highlights For Thursday, Feb. 10
'"PODAY, let Your Almanac introduce
you to Jim Ameche, who plays Ter-
ry Regan, hero of Attorney-at-Law on
NBC-Blue at 10:00 A.M. . . . Jim's no
radio newcomer, because for some time
he's been Jack Armstrong in the serial
of that name and for several months
he's handled the leading roles in the
Grand Hotel plays. . . . He's Don
Ameche's brother, and looks a lot like
him, but his radio success came entirely
through his own efforts, without any of
Don's influence to help him. . . . He's
twenty-three years old, and like Don,
he was born in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
Also like Don, he made his radio debut
in Chicago. Last summer, when he
visited his older brother in Hollywood,
there was some talk of having the two
of them appear together on Don's radio
show; but it had to be dropped, because
their voices were so much alike. They
were afraid listeners would be confused
or think a trick was being played on
them. . . . Jim is quieter than Don,
less easy to get acquainted with, but
just as friendly once you get to know
him. In school he spent less time in
athletics than Don, more in studying
and debating. For two years he was on
the debating team which won the Wis-
consin state medal. . . . He has a pas-
sion for looking at new cars in automo-
bile shows, and has spent as much as
five hours at a time gloating over new
models. . . . Incidentally, next month
Radio Mirror will have a grand fea-
ture story about the two Ameches.
Don Ameche's younger
brother Jim becomes
a star in the Attor-
ney-at-Law program.
Highlights For Thursday, Feb. 17 and 24
June Meredith, of the
Attorney-at-Law ser-
ial, once was leading
lady for Don Ameche.
E^ebruary 17: To complete this gal-
*~ lery of Attorney-at-Law stars —
here's June Meredith, who plays Dorothy
Wallace Webb in the serial. . . . Play-
ing opposite an Ameche's no novelty to
June, because she was Don's co-star in
his first sponsored night-time show.
She's been on the stage, both in New
York and on tour. Her radio bow came
during a vacation trip to her home in
Chicago. . . . She'd turned down sev-
eral chances to go on the air because
she didn't think she'd be any good, but
finally consented when the sudden ill-
ness of another actress made a substi-
tute necessary. She was not only good,
but excellent, and has been kept busy
in front of the microphone ever since.
February 24: Do you want to know
how to go about opening a shop? Then
listen to Alissa Keir, on NBC-Red at
2:30 this afternoon. She'll tell you
how to do it — and, what's more, how to
make it pay. . . . The Tish sketches
have changed their time, to tonight at
10:00. . . . Did you know that Mary
Margaret McBride is on five times a
week now, instead of only three? Mon-
day through Friday at noon, on CBS.
... If you're a fan of Good News oi
1938, on NBC-Red at 9:00, better lis-
ten in every week and enjoy it while
you can — there's talk going the rounds
that it may not be a permanent fixture
of the airwaves. By the time you read
this, Charlie Winninger may have been
called in to be a week-to-week member
of the cast, too.
48
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: William Meeder
NBC-Bed: Good Morning Melodies
9:00
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:15
NBC-Red: Frank Luther
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
9 :45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Margot of Castlewood
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Attorney-at-Law
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
11:00
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
II :45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Betty Crocker
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
NBC: Music Appreciation
2:15
CBS: The O'Neills
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
NBC-Blue: Radio Guild
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: Jeannie Peabody
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:00
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
CBS: Ted Malone
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:30
CBS: The Goldbergs
NBC-Red: Rush Hughes
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Nell
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslcw
5:30
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 '45
CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
Press- Radio News
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-lied: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Arthur Godfrey
NBC-Blue: Dr. Karl Reiland
NBC -Bed: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner
NBC-Red: Hendrik W. Van Loon
7:45
CBS: Boake Carter
NBC-Red: Bughouse Rhythm
8:00
CBS: Hammerstein Music Hall
NBC-Blue: Grand Central Station
NBC-Red: Cities Service Concert
8:30
CBS: Paul Whiteman's Orch.
NBC-Blue: Death Valley Days
9:00
CBS: Hollywood Hotel
NBC-Red: Waltz Time
9:30
NBC-Blue: Tommy Dorsey Orch.
NBC-Red: True Story Hour
10:00
CBS: Song Shop
NBC-Red: First Nighter
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
NBC-Red: Jimmie Fidler
'0:45
NBC-Red: Dorothy Thompson
Motto
of the
Day
HIGHLIGHTS
By
Raymond
Paige
When you've reached one goal don't forget to reach for a new one.
Highlights For Friday, Jan. 28
C*\ N this page Your Almanac is trying
^"^ a new stunt by devoting practi-
cally all of the space to one program
and the people in it. The show: The
Woman in White, the serial by Irna
Phillips which replaced Today's Chil-
dren early this month on NBC-Red at
10:45 A.M. Today's Children was the
leader among daytime serials in popu-
larity, and since The Woman in White
is by the same author, sponsored by
the same firm, it's something you ought
to start listening to right away. . . .
The Woman in White herself, Karen
Adams, is played by Luise Barclay.
Like most actresses in Chicago radio,
Luise is a Don Ameche alumna — got
her first professional radio experience
playing opposite him. You've heard
her before now as Hope Carter in
Modern Cinderella, which isn't on the
air any longer. . . . Born in Philadel-
phia twenty-four years ago, she wanted
to be a concert pianist, and took
courses at the Cincinnati and Phila-
delphia conservatories. . . . Her first
job was playing an organ in a church,
and with her first week's salary
she went out and bought a book called
"How to Play the Organ." . . . The
Woman in White is about a nurse and
her experiences in a big hospital, and
it's interesting to know that the rea-
son Irna Phillips decided to write it
was that she herself spent four months
in a hospital. While she was there
she came to realize just how big a
nurse's job is.
Star of The Woman in
White, on NBC-Red at
10:45 A.M. five days
a week — Luise Barclay.
Highlights For Friday, Feb. 4
Macdonald Carey is
Dr. Lee Markham, the
leading man in NBC's
The Woman in White.
'Tp HE leading man in The Woman in
■*■ White, Macdonald Carey, is rapidly
getting to the point where he's the first
person radio producers think of when
they want to cast the part of a young
doctor. He had the title role, that of
Dr. Glenn Warner, in Young Hickory,
and now in Woman in White he plays
Dr. Lee Markham, . . . Also, he's
the First Nighter in the weekly show
of that name, which hasn't much to
do with the medical profession but is
a part he does very well just the same.
. . . Born in Sioux City, Iowa, Mac-
donald was educated at the University
of Iowa, where he made a name for
himself in the campus little theater.
It didn't take him long after that to
get to Chicago and begin getting radio
jobs. . . . Besides acting, Macdonald
writes plays himself and hopes some
day to produce them. He's a bachelor,
six feet tall, with brown eyes and dark
hair. He doesn't think the number 13
is unlucky, and no wonder — he was
born on March 13, 1913, made his
radio debut on Friday the thirteenth,
and drives a car with 13 in its license
number. . . . Besides The Woman in
White, there are plenty of other things
for you to listen to today — Dr. Dam-
rosch's Music Apprecia tion course on
both NBC networks at 2:00 this after-
noon. . . . Dr. Dafoe on CBS at 4:45,
Follow the Moon at 5:00, and The
Life of Mary Sothern at 5:15. . . .
Dr. Karl Reiland on NBC-Blue at
7:15.
Highlights For Friday, Feb. 11
T^O go with our quick review of
-*- %The Woman in White — Ruth
Bailey, who plays Alice Day, the
heroine's roommate, is a Vassar Col-
lege graduate. . . . She was born
in the same state as Luise Barclay —
in Pittsburgh, Pa., and was educated
in private boarding schools before she
went to Vassar. Also like Luise, she
first intended to be a concert pianist,
and then switched to the stage, going
to Pasadena and becoming a member
of the famous Pasadena Playhouse
acting company. She made several
movie shorts while she was on the
West Coast too — then came to Chicago
with the Goodman Theater, auditioned
for radio, and went on the air. She's
unmarried, blonde, and very pretty.
. . . Willard Farnum, who got his
radio start because he looked like
Harold Teen of the comic strips, plays
the part of John Adams, the heroine's
brother. . . . Tonight, don't forget
to Ii<=r-n to Paul Whiteman at 8:30
on CBS, broadcasting now from New
York. His variety show has guest
stars, Oliver Wakefield and Deems
Taylor, plus the incomparable White-
man music. . . . The old True Story
Court of Human Relations has changed
its name to A. L. Alexander's True
Story Hour, but it's on at the same
time — 9:30 on NBC-Red — and it's
just as good as it ever was, if not
better. . . . And late tonight there
are Jimmie Fidler at 10:30 and Doro-
thy Thompson at 10:45 on NBC-Red.
Playing the part of
Alice Day, Ruth Bai-
ley is second lead in
The Woman in White.
Highlights For Friday, Feb. 18
The heroine's sister
Betty in The Woman
in White is played
by Antonia Gillman.
f~\ NLY seventeen years old, Antonia
^^ Gillman won one of radio's high-
est honors when she was cast for the
role of Betty Adams in The Woman
in White. She was brought back to
Chicago to play the part at the ex-
press wish of Author Irna Phillips.
. . . She made her debut on the air
eight years ago in a show written
by Miss Phillips. Her ambition even
then, when she was only nine, was to
be a great stage actress, and Miss
Phillips encouraged and coached her.
The result was that after four years
Tony went to New York, did quite a
bit of work in Broadway productions,
including one leading role. After-
wards, she went to Hollywood and was
cast in several big-time radio shows —
maybe you remember her as Mrs.
Wallington on the Eddie Cantor pro-
gram. But when Miss Phillips wrote
the part of Betty, she couldn't see
anybody playing it but Tony, so now
she's back with her first radio friend.
Tony still studies under a private
tutor, taking lessons in art, French,
dramatics, and the history of the thea-
ter. She isn't much interested in
boys or marriage, but spends most of
her time thinking about her work and
how to do a better job of it. She's
the elder sister of Lucy Gillman, who's
also doing right well for herself in
radio. . . . You can hear Hendrik
Willem Van Loon, the famous author,
tonight and every Friday at 7:30 on
NBC-Red.
49
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue: Southernaires
NBC-Iled: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: Dick Leibert
NBC-Bed: Good Morning Melodies
9:00
CBS: Roy Block
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: The Wise Man
9:15
NBC-Red: Sunshine Express
9:30
MBS: Journal of Living
9:45
'CBS: Fiddler's Fancy
NBC-Red: Landt Trio
10:00
CBS: Fred Feibel
NBC-Blue: Breen and De Rose
NBC-Red: Amanda Snow
10:15
NBC-Blue: Swing Serenade
NBC-Red: Charioteers
10:30
CBS: Let's Pretend
NBC-Blue: The Child Grows Up
NBC-Red: Manhatters
11:00
CBS:. Symphony Concert
NBC-Red: Florence Hale Forum
11:15
NBC-Blue: Minute Men
NBC-Red: Ford Rush, Silent Slim
11:30
NBC-Blue: Our Barn
NBC-Red: Half Past Eleven
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Call to Youth
NBC-Bed: Abram Chasins
12:30
CBS: George Hall Orch.
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
NBC -Red: Rex Battle's Orch.
1:00
NBC-Red: Don Bestor Orch.
1:30
CBS: Buffalo Presents
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Campus Capers
1:55
NBC-Blue: Metropolitan Opera
2:00
CBS: Madison Ensemble
NBC-Red: Jimmy Dorsey Orch.
2:30
NBC
Red:
Your Host is
Buffalo
2:45
CBS:
Merrymakers
3:00
NBC-Red:
Golden Melodies
3:30
NBC
Red:
Gale Page
4:15
CBS
Ted
Malone
4:45
CBS:
Four
Clubmen
5:00
CBS:
Story of Industry
5:30
NBC-Red: Stamp Collectors
5 :45
CBS: Coolidge Quartet
NBC-Red: Lang Thompson Orch.
6:00
CBS: Chorus Quest
6:05
NBC-Blue: Weber's Orch.
NBC-lied: El Chico Revue
6:30
CBS: Syncopation Piece
NBC: Press- Radio News
6:35
NBC-Blue: Alma Kitchell
NBC-Red: Sports Question Box
6:45
NBC-Blue: Johnny O'Brien Orch.
NBC-Red: Religion in The News
7:00
CBS: Saturday Swing Session
NBC-Blue: Message of Israel
NBC-Red: Kaltenmeyer's Kindergar-
ten
7:30
CBS: Carborundum Band
NBC-Blue: Uncle Jim's Question
Bee
NBC-Red: Linton Wells
7:45
NBC-Red: Jean Sablon
8:00
CBS: Columbia Workshop
NBC-Red: Robert Ripley
8:30
CBS: Johnny Presents
Nl!C-Bluc: Spelling Bee
NBC-Bed: Jack Haley
9:00
CRS: Professor Quiz
NBC-Blue: National Barn Dance
NBC-Red: Al Roth Orch.
9:30
CBS: Your Pet Program
NBC-Red: Special Delivery
10:00
CBS: Your Hit Parade
NBC: Arturo Toscanini
11:00
CBS: Dance Music
Motto
of the
Day
By
Bruce
Kamman
To keep out of war — fight for peoce.
Highlights For Saturday, Jan. 29
A S usual, the last day of the week
^-*- is crammed full of classical music.
Besides the regular Metropolitan Opera
broadcast on NBC-Blue at 2:00 in the
afternoon and the Toscanini Symphony
concert on all NBC stations at 10:00
tonight, the day offers two other sym-
phonic programs .... At 11:00 this
morning, the New York Philharmonic
plays in a young people's concert, with
Rudolph Gam doing the conducting
and talking about music. The network
is CBS. . . . And at 9:15 tonight,
E.S.T., Mutual has the Chicago Or-
chestra, conducted by Dr. Frederick
Stock, in a concert that lasts until
11:00. ... At 3:30 this afternoon,
on NBC-Red, Gale Page goes on the
air in her singing capacity. She's
equally effective as an actress, as her
performance of Gloria Marsh in the
recently-departed Today's Children
showed. And besides being both
actress and singer, Gale could win a
beauty contest if she wanted to try.
In private life she's the socialite daugh-
ter of a bank president, the wife of a
Chicago investment banker, and a
member of the Junior League. Her
real name is Mrs. Frederick Tritschlar,
and she was already married before
she made her radio debut in 1932.
That happened when she made a visit
to her former home in Spokane, Wash-
ington. She liked the work so much
that when she returned to Chicago she
applied to KYW for a singing job, and
got it.
Singer - actress Gale
Page is on the air
today in her musical
capacity — NBC-Red.
Highlights For Saturday, Feb. 5
Forest Boone is the
man who chants the
gibberish that opens
the Hit Parade show.
LISTEN to the chant of the tobacco
' auctioneer tonight at 10:00 on
CBS as the Your Hit Parade program
gets under way. . . . The auctioneer
is a real one, not an actor, and his
name is Forest Boone. Your Almanac
doesn't know whether or not he's a
descendant of the famed Dan'l. To-
bacco buyers know what he's saying,
even if you don't. . . . Your old favor-
ite Kaltenmeyer's Kindergarten, has
lost its sponsor and changed its time,
but it's still on the air. A good thing,
too, because a lot of people wouldn't
know what to do with their Saturdays
if they couldn't listen to the professor
and his obstreperous charges. Bruce
Kamman is the protessor, and Johnny
Wolf, Thor Ericson, Merrill Fugit are
his pupils . . . not that almost any
member of NBC's Chicago staff isn't
likely to show up on the Kindergarten
show at a minute's notice. It's that
kind of a program. . . . Right after
the Kindergarten, on the same net-
work at 7:30, comes one of Your
Almanac's favorite story-tellers and
commentators, Linton Wells. . . . And
after his fifteen-minute talk, Jean Sab-
lon entertains with songs sung in the
distinctive Sablon manner. It's one of
radio's mysteries why Monsieur Sablon
of the Boulevards hasn't been hired
by a sponsor — but then radio has never
gone in very heavily for imported tal-
ent, and that may be the reason. . . .
Professor Quiz is still asking those
brain-twisters, on CBS at 9:00.
Highlights For Saturday, Feb. 12
LINCOLN'S Birthday . . . and the
' networks will honor the memory
of a great man with special programs.
. . . Did you know that the day of
Lincoln's death, April 15, 1865, was
the twenty-eighth anniversary of the
day he began to practice law in
Springfield, Illinois? The plot to kill
Lincoln was only part of a plan to
murder several prominent Administra-
tion leaders of the day — at the same
time Lincoln was shot, Secretary Seward
was stabbed. But Lincoln's murder
was the only one that was carried out
successfully. . . . The favorite program
of many people for many years is on
the air tonight at 9:00, on NBC-Blue
the National Barn Dance, with Henry
Burr, Verne, Lee and Mary; the
Hoosier Hot Shots; Lulu Belle and
Arkie; Uncle Ezra; the Maple City
Four; and Master of Ceremonies Joe
Kelly. . . . Henry Burr is the same
Henry Burr you used to hear on your
phonograph — the same man who made
the first record of "Pur on Your Old
Gray Bonnet" and who still holds the
world's record for the sale of his phono-
graph records. The total: more than
nine million black wax disks. His best
seller was a song most of us have
probably forgotten: "Good Night,
Little Girl, Good Night", which sold
three million copies. Other favorites
were "Just a Baby's Prayer at Twi-
light" and "Rose of No Man's Land".
. . . He's been on the Barn Dance five
years now.
Henry Burr, Dean of
National Barn Dance,
on the air tonight
at 9:00 on NBC-Blue.
Highlights For Saturday, Feb. 19
Paul Wing, master of
the Spelling Bee pro-
gram broadcast this
evening at 8:30 E.S.T.
AFTER tonight there'll be only
-"- one more chance to hear Arturo
Toscanini conduct the NBC Symphony
Orchestra — next Saturday night he
leads his last concert — so better listen
in and then you can tell your grand-
children you once listened to the
greatest musician of them all. . . . And
if you've been wishing you could be
one of the favored few who are ad-
mitted to the studio, to watch as well
as listen, here's some comfort: You
hear the music much better in your
own home, over your loudspeaker, than
you would if you were actually pres-
ent. The studio is so small that most
of the listeners are closer to one bank
of instruments than they are to the
others, with the result that they hear
that one instrument too much and
the others too little. But the micro-
phone blends them all into a harmoni-
ous whole, to the benefit of your liv-
ing-room seat. . . . Those white satin
programs NBC distributes to its studio
audiences for the Maestro's concerts
aren't entirely swank — the crackle of
paper would be picked up by the micro-
phone and annoy home listeners. On
the other hand, programs printed on
blotting paper are just as noiseless.
.... Earlier in the evening, NBC
has another kind of swell program —
Paul Wing's Spelling Bee, on the
Blue network at 8:30. Paul is a tall,
friendly man who likes spelling bees
because he always finds out something
new about the English language.
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51
You who are looking for beauty
and a charming personality, what
are you doing about your smile?
Jean Dickenson's proof of what a smile can do.
Ray Lee Jackson
By JOYCE
ANDERSON
MARK TWAIN once said,
"Everybody talks about the
weather, but nobody ever
does anything about it!" Well,
nowadays everybody's talking
about personality, the most im-
portant part of beauty — but people
are definitely doing things about it,
praise be!
When you get right down to it,
what is personality? Certainly, it
isn't aloofness, coldness, or down-
right disagreeableness. The one
thing in the world which most def-
initely characterizes it is a smile —
one which shows willingness,
cheerfulness, honesty and friendli-
ness. So — you who are looking for
beauty, eagerly seeking to build a
charming personality, what are
you doing about your smile?
"It's rather sad," observes little
Jean Dickenson, the sensational
young coloratura soprano who's
heard with Frank Munn on NBC's
American Album of Familiar Music
Sunday night, "but I think there
would be many more smiles in the
world if so many people didn't
have inferiority complexes about
their teeth. The knowledge that
one's teeth are just a little crooked,
or not quite a good color, has killed
many a smile before it was born.
Worse than that, it dulls the whole
personality (Continued on page 90)
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Elizabeth is about two years old now, and it's hard to say which was more
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"No!" say doctors. Baby specialists
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small children, as the next step after Clapp's
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They say that while older babies need
coarser foods, they still need uniform tex-
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Also, few home kitchens can pressure-cook
foods to save vitamins.
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And of course babies love the new
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By ELEANOR HOWE, GUEST EDITOR
Prize recipes for modern
homemakers, when cook-
ing time is short and the
family appetite is sharp
DASH here — dash there — dash home to prepare
dinner. That's the general scheme of things for
the modern homemaker. Wonder if she realizes
how whole-heartedly the manufacturers of food prod-
ucts and household equipment toe the mark so that
she conscientiously may continue to dash here — dash
there — and dash home to prepare a corking good "hold
your man" dinner.
Of course she does, for Mrs. Homemaker is the one
who crusaded for soups that come from cans rather
than soup bones and for main course dishes that are
made in minutes. And she got 'em! She's clever; she
capitalizes on every short-cut- — uses ready-cooked
spaghetti when she wants hot spaghetti casserole at the
drop of a hat and makes her a la kings with a cream
soup base — but she individualizes each little "quickie"
on her pantry shelf to fit her own particular family's
whims.
With all this in mind, I am happy to share with her some
of my favorite time saving recipes and ideas, and I
"Baconized" Spaghetti
in Onion Cups
Cook the desired
number of Bermuda
onions until tender but
not soft. (Give yourself
a break by cooking the
onions in the morning,
while you're washing
the breakfast dishes and
dusting). Drain onions,
and, when cool, remove
their centers to form
{Continued on page 88)
Eleanor Howe, na-
tionally known home
economist, is heard
on Homemakers' Ex-
change, NBC-Red,
I 1 :30 a.m., Tuesday
and Thursday, spon-
sored by the Associ-
ated Ice Industries.
RADIO MIRROR COOKING PACE
54
RADIO MIRROR
J? £uvu<e4 life
I simply fled! Escape — that was all I
could think of! Just to get away from
the gaiety and music — that marvelous
music — of my first college prom! After
all, when you're chafed . . . dancing isn't
fun, it's agony!
"Simpleton!" said Marge, who was in the dressing-room
making minor face repairs. "You'd think you were born
in the dark ages! This dance came at the wrong time for
me, too — but you don't hear me complaining! Haven't
you heard about Modess?"
"Did you ask for Modess, miss?" said,
the maid handing Marge a blue box.
"Good," beamed Marge. "And scissors
too, please . . . Now, my dear, I'll show
you two good reasons why you should
get in the habit of saying Modess . . ."
"See this filler?" said Marge— cutting
a pad in two. "Feel it . . . it's fluffy and
soft as the down on a duck! Modess isn't
made up of crepey, close-packed layers
— like ordinary napkins. It's so much
softer. That's why Modess doesn't chafe !"
"Now, watch—" continued Marge,
"here's reason number two! Modess is
also saferl" So saying — she took the
moisture-proof backing from inside a
pad and poured water on it. Moisture-
proof is right! I was simply amazed!
"Well, pet," said Marge, as we were getting our wraps,
several hours later, "isn't it wonderful what a difference
being comfortable can make in a girl's life! By the way"
— she added — "here's something I forgot to tell you.
You'll find Modess costs less, in most places, than any
other nationally known napkin!"
tef't+^te 4a&7~?/ so*,*** 4tfa&0* "/
IF YOU PREFER A SMALLER, SLIGHTLY NARROWER PAD, SAY "JUNIOR MODESS"
55
White shirt, no hat,
no tails — Ray Noble's
rehearsal costume.
Top right, Olga Baclan-
ova conducts Mutual's
International Revue.
FACING
THE
MUSIC
Above, Martha Til-
ton swings out while
Benny Goodman batons.
B
KEN
A L D E N
w,
HAT'S happened to the Casa Loma boys?"
Without a sponsor this season, a lot of lis-
teners have taken it for granted that this
famous cooperative orchestra has been idle. They
couldn't be more mistaken.
Currently playing in the Hotel New Yorker and on
the air via CBS, Casa Loma is also busy making elec-
trical transcriptions for local sponsors and recording
weekly for Decca. They have been working contin-
uously for the last fifty-two weeks.
56
Last summer this corporation which is valued at
$250,000 broke an all-time record at the Hotel
Adolphus in Dallas; smashed the attendance record of
Los Angeles' mammoth Palomar Ballroom, eclipsing
even the great Goodman.
Of the sixteen men who comprise the personnel,
eleven are equal stockholders and invest their profits in
real estate in Florida and New Jersey.
Once an original member leaves the band he is paid
out his share in cash. Recently (Continued on page 80)
RADIO MIRROR
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RADIO MIRROR
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
T takes a quick hand
on the dial these days
to keep up with pop-
ular radio actors as they
move into new pro-
grams and roles. This
month brought stardom
to that fast-climbing
lad, Jim Ameche, who
had already won his ju-
venile laurels as Jack
Armstrong. On Janu-
ary 3, Jim took over the
leading role of Terry
Regan in the new day-
time script show, Attor-
ney-at-law. Co-starring
with Jim will be Fran-
ces Carlon as Jim's sec-
retary, Sally Dunlap.
Frances is the Chicago
radio starlet you have
met as Patty Moran of
Today's Children and in
the title role of Kitty
Keene.
The medical profes-
sion gets another boost
as MacDonald Carey,
star of Young Hickory,
fills his second doctor's
role. He plays Dr. Lee
Markham in The Wo-
man in White, which
replaced that longtime
favorite, Today's Chil-
dren, on January 3.
Playing the lead will be
Pretty Kitty Kelly and her hero, Michae
Conway, heard Monday to Friday over CBS
Luise Barclay.
And have you Joan Blaine fans noticed that Joan is
appearing as leading lady of a new dramatic series on
the Gold Medal Hour? So far it is heard only in Chi-
cago.
* * -X-
You'll be glad to hear, too, that the Maple City Four
are making another picture with Gene Autry. And
that the Hoosier Hotshots will appear with them.
tery, Patrick Conway;
Florence Malone, Mrs.
Mogram; Richard Koll-
mas, Jack Van Orping-
ton, and John Moore,
British Consul.
* * *
Rose, May & Helen,
Brooklyn, N. Y. — As far
as I know, Winston
Ross is not singing on
the radio. While he was
making his tour with
Lynn Fontaine and Al-
fred Lunt last season,
he made several radio
appearances in various
cities, but he is in New
York at present and is
not doing any profes-
sional work on the ra-
dio.
Mrs. W. Perry Little,
Frazeysburg, O. — Your
favorite announcer is
one of the busiest these
days. Jean Paul King
announces Myrt and
Marge on the Colum-
bia network Monday
through Friday; also,
the On Broadway pro-
gram Sunday afternoons
over NBC. He is fea-
tured news commenta-
tor over the Mutual
network on the Daily Information Service and
main commentator of the News of the Day newsreel
released by M-G-M twice each week. Just to make
sure he has no leisure time problem, he is making a
number of slide films, sound films and recordings and
writes magazine articles. In addition, he has a large
air-mail stamp collection and owns an interest in a
stamp business. He was graduated from the University
of Washington in 1926, and in 1928 married Mary
Cogswell of Portland. They have a four-year-old son.
Pretty Kitty Kelly: The gay and affectionate couple
above are Arline Blackburn and Clayton Collyer, the
Kitty Kelly and Mike Conway respectively of the day-
time serial, Pretty Kitty Kelly. Other parts are played
by Charles Webster as the ship's doctor; Charles Slat-
Miss B. Smythe, Sydney, Australia — One of our alert
readers, June Logomarsino of San Francisco, Calif, has
written us that Charles Kaley, about whom you were
asking some time ago, is now master of ceremonies at
San Francisco's Deauville Club. ( Continued on page 93 )
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
ANSWERS TO PROF. QUIZ" TWENTY QUESTIONS
He sang all the time while working in an advertising agency as a 10.
very young man. His boss advised him to leave in order to devote 11.
all his time to his voice. 12.
The girls who compose Phil Spitalny's band on the Hour ot Charm
program. 13.
Mickey Mouse, heard on NBC for Pepsodent. 14.
These are two of Hollywood's most famous streets and the corner 15.
they form is the site of NBC's new buildings. 16.
The auctioneer on the Lucky Strike program. 17.
An organ. 18.
Hinds Honey and Almond Cream; RCA; Packard. 19,
Edward G. Robinson, on CBS, Tuesday night.
Wendell Niles, Bob Trout, Tiny Ruffner. 20.
Rudy Vallee.
Radio Mirror, beginning with this issue.
NBC is on the air 35 hours a day (counting its two networks), and
CBS is on 17'/2 hours.
Virginia Verrill.
Arkansas, and it is the home of Lum and Abner.
Ace — Goodman and Jane.
The symphony concerts under the direction of Arturo Toscanini.
One Man's Family.
Emily Post program, on CBS Tuesdays and Thursdays at 10:30 a.m.
It is the name of the popularity survey taken regularly for sub-
scribers and which is the most widely quoted poll of them all.
Kirsten Flagstad.
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THE ANNOUNCER
HE was plenty tough
when he was play-
ing tackle for the
University of Colorado.
He was six feet, two
inches tall, and weighed
two hundred and fifteen
pounds.
For three years, 1920
to 1923, he was a tower-
ing bulwark in the Colo-
rado line. He won first
string mention, two
years in a row, on the
Rocky Mountain Con-
ference Team.
In 1923, he graduated
and went out to have a
crack at the world,
instead of an opposing
line. He was big, and
tough, and he intended
to stay that way.
When Don Wilson
went out to conquer the
world, to shape it closer
to his heart's desire, he
forgot to take many
things into account. He
thought only in terms
of himself.
Like most young peo-
ple starting out against
the world, Don failed to
see the possibility of
someone else altering
his life. He could not
be expected to foresee
then, how his love for
someone else might change all his plans.
What the world did to Don Wilson; how certain
people, and one person in particular, changed his
views; how he fought against taking what he called,
"sissy's work;" and how he became one of the ace
announcers on the air, is one of the most interesting,
amusing and vivid tales I have ever heard!
Shortly after Don graduated from school, he took a
job selling vacuum cleaners. He took it because his
roommate had advised him not to.
Wilson went from house to house selling vacuum
cleaners. He walked cheerfully up and down almost
every street that Denver had to offer — -and amazingly
enough, he actually sold vacuum cleaners!
His big frame parked against the door sill, Don
would chat affably with the housewives. They liked
to hear his heavy, clear booming voice, and they
listened with eagerness to his assuring line of talk.
Selling vacuum cleaners became too boring to Don,
actually too much of a cinch, so he quit this selling
line and took a more difficult job. He joined up with
a wildcat oil company, and went about the business
offices of Denver selling oil stock!
Don then appealed to his better half and took a job
as a book salesman. Again, he sold door to door. His
works of art were Bibles, Shakespeare, and a great
Anthology of Poetry which would have been a problem
for anyone of lesser bulk than Don to carry around!
And his days as a book salesman turned out to be
tremendously successful!
In reality, Don's selling days were doing much more
for his future than he could possibly conceive. His
door to door campaigning taught him every angle of
60
BY
JACK SHER
Jack Benny's
announcer, Don
Wilson, thought
there was no
lower form of
work until he—
IS A SISSY
the selling game. Every one who has refused to answer
a doorbell knows how tough this method of selling is.
The personal magnetism which Don uses in his air
messages today must have been originated and nur-
tured during the time he spent going from door to door.
During his selling days, Don gathered two of his
school friends together, and they formed a trio. Don
spent his days talking, and his evenings singing. His
voice, which was fairly good during his University
days, developed into an unusually fine instrument.
When the trio reached top form, they began making
the rounds of the radio stations in Denver. They called
themselves "The Playboys," and their new profession
was more or less in the way of fun.
DON did most of the talking. When he wasn't con-
vincing a nice housewife to buy a book, he was
arguing with a station manager over the merits of
the trio.
Nothing being too tough for Don, he finally landed
an audition. "The Playboys" cut loose and sang their
way smack into a job!
Don was happy until the day that the station
manager came to him with the proposition that he
become an announcer. The manager had heard of
Don's reputation as a salesman.
He spoke of the future that the big fellow would
have with the organization. In {Continued on page 96)
RADIO MIRROR
Why Hate Roosevelt?
(Continued jrom page 21)
troubles. Since Wilson, no American
has attracted European eyes as much
as Roosevelt, because we think the
European future dependent decidedly
upon the attitude of the United
States. These world problems do not
depend only on Mr. Roosevelt's de-
cision— some stand is forced upon
you, since we sail in four days from
London to New York and not four
months as President Monroe did. Who
has all these advantages, must also
bear some consequences. Roosevelt,
after four years' effort at maintaining
strict neutrality, advanced in his Chi-
cago speech to the point of threaten-
ing the dictators. But, from this
warning to a war, there is a long dis-
tance. Such words make a deep im-
pression upon German people because
German fear of American troops and
money is increased to a panic since
they feel that in the last war, the
United States decided their fate.
I see in Roosevelt's policies, not an
idealistic thesis as in Wilson's — "to
save Democracy." He is Wilson's
pupil only in ideas. He told me "I
learned from Wilson how not to act.
To accomplish such an idea, needs a
politician like me!" He is not at all
afraid to be called a politician — he
wishes to end this word as a term
of abuse. He knows very well that
no nation goes to war to save the
world. Also, our modern Crusaders,
instead of saving the world from com-
munism, look for Morocco iron and
Spanish copper.
IF Roosevelt warned the dictators,
their moves on this very hemisphere
show you how near is the danger.
Perhaps he is not quite sure the
American business man can stay
quiet, answering no extras, when
through his field glasses he can see
others making millions out of Europe.
I liked in Roosevelt his ability and
his manner of handling other men.
For men are material for a leader,
just like clay for a sculptor. Some
summer mornings I saw him working
in his office in that beautiful oval
room. So as an artist I watched, and
as I can think only by my eyes, I un-
derstood. Each man who left him
felt friendlier than when he came in.
"That is the trouble," you say. "This
man has a personal charm, captivat-
ing everybody." If you construct a
sin out of that, you can object also'to
Caruso, that he captivated women
by his voice. If the dictators with
their gloomy appearance, dark eyes,
shouting orders, excite the masses and
men today; why is not another char-
acter preferable— one with a serene
and gay manner, open and straightfor-
ward? No great statesman has ever
won his country by simple logic and
statistics — his personality was always
decisive. I found in Roosevelt that
typical American open mind that I
could not discover with two former
presidents I had the honor to meet in
the same room. If this is magic, I
wish every nation such a magician.
All these men developed their
characters slowly. Roosevelt also fell
in no sense from the heavens as he is
today. He had the good fortune of
his illness. I have asked all observant
men and women, who have known
him for twenty years; I have studied
old photographs and old moving pic-
tures. All prove to me that it was
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his illness together with his marriage
and the war which modeled his char-
acter. After having lived an all too
easy life from twenty to forty he was
the victim of the most terrible blow
a very healthy man can receive. Who
does not see in this the hand of Pro-
vidence? Some years of inner concen-
tration followed. That great courage,
to win over his affliction, that first
word: "I will best this thing" intro-
duced Franklin Roosevelt to history.
Today he looks an even more healthy
man. Because he conquered this dis-
aster by concentrated energy, he be-
comes the natural model for all young
Americans to fight against blows. The
workman accepts him more readily
because even such a son of good luck
has had his dark time in life. In
Washington are constant reminders of
this Roosevelt energy — it emanates
into the many small government
branches and departments. Roosevelt,
the lucky child of the gods, could
never have reached this point without
the dramatic blow falling in the idyl-
lic landscape of his life.
Roosevelt's development and his
character are both opposed to dicta-
torship. There is also the American
sense of humor — every dictator is
furtive and gloomy — the Americans
would laugh at this type of man. But
Roosevelt's character gives still
stronger guarantee.
"When you had to fight a whole
day against Congress and the Su-
preme Court," I asked him, "in the
evening are you not jealous of the
dictators who can simply order what
they wish?"
MO," he exclaimed. "I would hate
' ^ to be a dictator. I would be bored
without opposition."
The dictators begin with misan-
thropies; Roosevelt is entirely phil-
anthropic. The dictator rules by in-
citing fear; Roosevelt by reason and
suggestion. The dictator speaks al-
ways of the happiness of the nation,
Roosevelt of the happiness of the in-
dividual. The Dictator destroys all
parties and lives by the support of
his party; Roosevelt is stimulated by
the battle with parties. The Dicta-
tor loves power; Roosevelt loves fight-
ing. The Dictator is solemn and
tragic; Roosevelt is courteous and
ironic. The Dictator is always a man
in uniform; Roosevelt never had one
on his body. The Dictator usurped
his power by sword and fire, Roose-
velt won his by two popular elections.
The Dictator hates, murders and bans;
Roosevelt unveils, argues and taxes.
The Dictator is lonely! Roosevelt is
social. The Dictator wants to be
feared; Roosevelt wants to be loved.
No, gentlemen, no shirts, whatever
color, endanger you.
Before I leave America let a man
who has made the human character
his exclusive study for thirty years
say this:
You are right to criticize and even
condemn some of Roosevelt's mea-
sures and laws. I understand perfect-
ly when a proud nation takes some
feeling against the man to whom she
conferred in an hour of emergency
more power than to any man before.
I admire this feeling in America today,
just as I like it in a proud woman
who would never forgive a man for
the fact that she delivered herself to
him in a weak moment.
But, gentlemen, that is a fear with-
out reason — Only if you had lived
some months under a dictatorship in
Europe; if you had felt what it is to
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RADIO MIRROR
have your letters opened, your tele-
phone tapped — every newspaper you
read uniform with all others because
they are all dictated. If you knew
what it is to have every speech for-
bidden, meetings forbidden, Congress
changed to an assembly of six hun-
dred nominated men who have only
to lift the right arm when the great
man comes and to be silent. If you
have hidden your favorite books un-
der the bed because police come un-
expectedly; if your minister is in
prison because he insists in believing
the Old Testament, your teacher be-
cause he believes in Rousseau. If
you see your oldest friend murdered
because he wished to be a pacifist —
then, gentlemen, then you will un-
derstand what it means — the light in
the hand of that gigantic woman in
the port of New York to enlighten the
shores of a happy country!
Behind the Hollywood Front
(Continued from page 33)
Nelson Eddy actually did some
truckin' a Sunday or so ago when he
eared some very swinging Negro
Spirituals. It just about laid the au-
dience in the aisles — and then as a
topper, the baritone grabbed an
accordion and did as good a Phil
Baker as Phil does.
Several folks wonder what'll hap-
pen to baritone Igor Gorin now that
Bill Bacher is out of the M-G-M radio
set-up. One-time dentist Bacher
brought Gorin to radio via Holly-
wood Hotel and when Bacher's name
was scratched off the M-G-M door,
Igor's contract was not picked up by
the studio. Gorin had been set for
five appearances on the M-G-M-
Maxwell House Coffee shows, but
only finished three. I think this Gorin
is a great singer and if inter-office
politics keeps him off the air a minute
longer, it's radio's loss . . . and mine.
OPEN LETTER TO GEORGIE
JESSEL: Dear Comedian (?): —
You've been carrying on a one-sided
war against radio commentators who
talk about Hollywood. You tell your
listeners that you "speak for the film
industry," but I have my doubts as
to that. But of course, you know
and I know that you would like to
have your little private war picked
up by the radio gossips! Since you
seem so anxious to start a feud, I'll
oblige you. Suppose I carry on my
part of the battle by way of this de-
partment in Radio Mirror magazine.
Besides, it would hardly be original
for you to feud with me over the
radio, because Walter Winchell and
Ben Bernie thought of that idea first.
I'm going to be at some disadvantage
in this feud. You see I never hear
your radio program — for two reasons:
First: because at the hour you broad-
cast, I am playing golf, and my golf
is much more important to me than
anything you might have to say.
Second: you are on the air at the
same time Joe Penner is and if I
were free to tune in at that hour,
I'm afraid, old man, it would be
Penner and not Jessel to whom I
would listen. (You'd be surprised
how many people I know who think
the same way.) But anyway, let's
say the fight is on. Get out your toy
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starring in Walter
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My Love Again".
helps girl
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title of Beauty Queen of the Ice Carni-
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had chapped and cracked her lips —
spoiled her beauty . - .
"I TOLD HER that I'd heard many fam-
ous beauties of the stage and screen
mention a special lipstick with a rich,
protective Beauty-Cream base . . .
" PEGGY WAS CHOSEN Queen of
Beauty . . . and she always insists that
it was my advice about this lip-protec-
tion that won her the crown !...."
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pistol and blast away. Yours for a
long and happy war — Jimmie Fidler.
* * *
Rehearsals are so interesting, if
you sit in the corner as quiet as a
mouse. The players get interested in
their work and forget anyone is
around looking at them and so their
faces relax and you can read charac-
ter pretty well, if you've a flair for
that. I'll report a few incidents I
picked up on the Radio Theater
(Lux) rehearsal stage when Barbara
Stanwyck, Mary Astor, Constance
Collier and a bunch of children were
rehearsing "These Three" under the
guiding hand of Frank Woodruff.
Barbara worked in a suit of slacks
that looked very comfortable . . .
Mary Astor's hair is a pretty rust
color now and the kids, particularly
Marcia Mae Jones and Helen Parrish
(who plays that imp Martha Tilford)
were as serious as any actresses
you've ever seen . . . The rehearsal
looked like the first play-reading in
a regular theater. You know, bare
stage, empty theater with row on row
of naked seats, the one light overhead
and the business of going over and
over the lines until they're right . . .
Don't ever think these folks don't
earn their dough. It's hard work —
and lots of it.
♦ ♦ if.
Ruby Mercer, is now the radio star
of Hollywood Mardi Gras, singing
opposite handsome and shy Lanny
Ross. Movie scouts brought her to
Hollywood but she made her mark on
the air. This isn't her first work with
Ross, incidentally. They went to
school together at the Juilliard School
in New York City. Vital statistics
say she's 5, 5%, weighs 115, has light
brown hair and gray-green eyes . . .
and plenty of freckles. One of her
nicest and most attractive features
is her hands — which she uses with
great grace and charm.
* * *
When Bing Crosby's alma mammy,
Gonzaga, sent her football team down
here to play the Loyola Lions, Dr. C.
came in for no little ribbing. After
all the plugging Bing did for his team,
they took a terrific larruping at the
hands of the local moleskinners. May-
be historjr is set to repeat itself.
Bazooka Bob Burns sponsored the
University of / rkansas gridders in
their Gilmore Stadium tilt against
Fresno State Teacners on Christmas
Day. The team comes from a place
called Conway, which isn't far from
that whistle-spot which is now
famous — Van Buren. Proceeds of the
grid game go to charity.
Flossiest radio party of the month
was run off at the much-publicized
Trocadero to celebrate the initial
airing of the new Warner Brothers-
Lucky Strike show that stars Dick
Powell as a singing-emcee.
If you care about Big Names — and
who doesn't — Dick and large-orbed
Joan Blondell smiled at Ricardo Cor-
tez, Pat O'Brien and his wife, Edward
G. Robinson, pretty blonde Anita
Louise, Eddie Cantor and silver-
tressed Ida, and many another lumi-
nary.
As for the show itself — well, you
must have heard it. I'm happy to
report thai: the guiding lights of the
ether-effort shied away from any
"Here's the key to city" speeches, as
well as the gubble-gubble about "this
great union of pictures and radio."
The show, I thought, was pretty
smooth on the whole and allowances
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can be made for "first-night" nervous-
ness.
* * *
Al Jolson and Ruby Keeler have
become long-distance commuters. He
oftener than she — on account of Ruby
and the baby are spending the winter
at Palm Springs and rarely come to
town, while Jolson bounces back and
forth each week for his broadcast.
Would you really like to know how
"Vieni, Vieni" happened to come to
this country? John Royal, NBC vice-
prexy was in Paris and heard a lad
named Rossi, an Italian, warble the
tune. He bought a recording for $1.35,
brought the song back to America,
gave it to Rudy Vallee who, four
months later, put it on the air. Rudy
wrote the American lyrics to this old
Italian folk song — and it swept the
country. Right now if you can tune
on a dance band program without
hearing "Beeny, Beeny," you're a
marvel. And what royalties did John
Royal get out of his discovery? He's
still $1.35 out— but "in" a lot of satis-
faction.
* * *
Hollywood's walking advertisement
for lil Dan'l Cupid (how'd you guess
I was thinking of Gable and Missie
Lombard?) have been taking radio
guest-shots in their stride no little
lately. When Lombard was rehears-
ing for Hollywood Hotel's picture-
soot "True Confession" with Fred
MacMurray, one of the Vine Street
Theater ushers got himself a set of
crimson cheeks for not recognizing
Gable and for turning him away from
the stage-door. Gable finally got in,
sat in the darkened theater while
Carole did her stuff and not until
rehearsal was over and air-time was
at hand, did the blonde beauty know
that her light o' love had seen her
clowning through her stint.
Carole has a peculiar little gesture
— with her left hand she reaches over
her head, grabs a handful of the
Lombard tresses from the right side
of her hair, lifts the locks and drops
them nervously.
* * *
When he's working, Dick Powell
takes it easy . . . gives orders to the
band "That's too choppy; play it more
legato;" ... is full of spirits . . . pushes
his hat back on his head and over his
eyes alternately . . . and makes appro-
priate faces when he sings or talks.
He's an interesting personality . . .
and, while he seems to be more sub-
dued than he used to be on the Holly-
wood Hotel shows, I like him even
better. He's growing up . . . but very
gracefully.
* * *
charlie McCarthy notes
Dorothy Lamour really has a super-
stition about kissing Charlie Mc-
Carthy before every show. When
Bergen and his wooden playmate
were wowing the natives at the local
Paramount Theater, Dorothy showed
up at the NBC studios for the Chase
and Sanborn hour. What! No Mc-
Carthy? Then Miss Lamour wouldn't
go on. So a police escort went whisk-
ing down to the Paramount Theater
some ten miles away, picked up
Splinters McCarthy, brought him post
haste to the NBC studio for his
Lamour osculation (the lucky little
beggar) .
* * *
Unrehearsed and very unlooked for
was the untoward incident that oc-
curred on one Chase and Sanborn
hour. A live lion cub was introduced
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Can You Answer*
These Questions About Babies?
None of these questions are real puzzlers — or at least, they shouldn't
be to Mothers. Try them. Check the answer you think is correct.
(Play fair, don't look at the answers in the box below).
1. How long is the average baby at birth, from head to foot?
(a) 12 inches (c) 20 inches
(b) 2 feet (d) 27 inches
2. How many teeth has the average baby when 1 8 months old?
(a) 6 (c) 16
(b) All (d) 12
3. A baby's first shoe should be
(a) Sandals
(b) Lace shoes
(c) Moccasins
(d) Rubber soled
4. How much sleep should a baby have when six months old?
(a) 22 hours (c) 16 hours
(b) 8 hours (d) 12 hours
ANSWERS
These answers were taken from the U. S.
Government Bulletin, "Infant Care." Turn
the page upside down.
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on the show and much of the business
was directed (too much, I thought)
at the studio audience. Maybe the
cub sensed that the show wasn't so
hot that Sunday, maybe he was just
nervous. At any rate, he reacted as
a nervous lion cub might be expected
to react. In fact, the incident in-
spired a local wag to remark that
maybe the cub was something of a
critic.
* * *
Gracie Allen would do it. A bare
ten seconds before the Burns and
Allen show was set to fly into the
ether, Gracie looked innocently at
announcer John Conte and inquired
sweetly, "What time is it?" The
resultant howl nearly wrecked the
show's opening.
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SINGLE SENTENCE STUFF
Campbell Soup Salesman Ken Niles
goes in for the dagnabbinest flam-
boyant sports-coats . . . Fred Mac-
Murray dresses like a day laborer in
blue denims when he's rehearsing a
radio show . . . The natural brown
hair is showing through the almost-
gone blonde tresses of lovely Bar-
bara Stanwyck, one of my favorite
people . . . Mary Astor does like those
severe but fetching tailleurs . . . Jack
Benny's pappy is a-visiting from
Waukeegan . . . Buddy Rogers is
music-making at the College Inn
(Chicago), so Mary Pickford finds
herself faced with their first long
separation — and a period of lonesome-
ness in Hollywood.
Another of those show-must-go-on
things. This one is true and it con-
cerns an old trouper, May Robson,
now currently heard via transcrip-
tions in the serial "Lady of Millions."
She barely arrived at the Feg Mur-
ray "Seein' Stars" rehearsal a week
or so ago when she suffered an indi-
gestion attack. The medico ordered
her home and into beddy-bye, with
instructions to stay put. When the
show aired at 4:30, Miss R. went on
— then went back to bed.
In November, George Jessel spoke
on his program against Hollywood
gossip broadcasters, mentioning one,
Jimmie Fidler, by name. He precipi-
tated an argument which up to press
time was still going on. Here are the
highlights from both sides.
FIDLER'S DEFENSE
Is Holly wood justified in its struggle
to suppress radio and press criticism?
... A few members of the film col-
ony have been openly condemning
columnists and reporters who are
bold enough to voice unbiased opin-
ions about pictures and stars. Hardly
a day passes that some representative
of public press or radio is not de-
nounced for failing to speak of the
movies in terms of saccharine sweet-
ness. All of which is part of the de-
termined campaign of the film in-
dustry to control all comment about
itself — a campaign to make tin gods
of the stars, and to suppress frank
reviews of motion pictures. Those
most active in this campaign claim
that the public is not interested — nor
is it entitled to know — about the per-
sonal lives of the stars. On this
theory, the industry is seeking to
abolish open discussion of Hollywood
. . . The theory is both stupid and
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opposed to actual fact.
The public is demanding unbiased
reviews of pictures — and no amount
of artificial publicity can force that
public to attend inferior pictures.
Producers who claim otherwise are
either deluding themselves, or else
they're talking simply to make noise
. . . Through press and radio, mil-
lions of words go out of Hollywood
daily. Most of these words are news
and opinions about the film industry.
If all these words were sugar-coated
the result would be nauseating, and
the public would lose interest in
Hollywood. There must be excite-
ment— and there must be controversy
— because the industry and stars
themselves are topics for excitement
and discussion . . . the big trouble
is, Hollywood doesn't realize this fact.
Most of Hollywood wants only the
sweet without the bitter. It doesn't
understand that it's a public property,
depending upon public interest for
its livelihood.
JESSEL'S REPLY
"People would lose interest," he
[Fidler] said, "without the things that
the gossipers say about the players."
Oh they would, would they? Before
there were any radio gossipers or
motion picture columnists, Charlie
Chaplin . . . and Jackie Coogan
. . . made a picture called "The Kid"
which grossed close to ten million
dollars. Al Jolson in "The Singing
Fool" grossed over six million dollars.
Norma Talmadge in "Smiling Thru"
grossed close to five million dollars.
The public didn't need any innuendos,
rumors or travels into private lives
of these people to make them go to
see something that was going to give
them fine entertainment ... A gos-
siper suggested by innuendo that the
people are entitled to the inside of
what the actors and actresses do after
they take off their make-up, or even
between scenes. I refute this state-
ment. We the public are entitled to
good performances only, and entitled
to be entertained every time we buy
a ticket to go into a theater, and it is
not any of our business if so-and-so
sleeps with his beard over the cover
or tucks it underneath . . . Any de-
fense of the looking over the trans-
som gossip business is a lost cause —
as lost a cause as defending the
muscle racket, religious intolerance,
or the bombing of Shanghai.
hope, I hope, I hope," says
timid salesman Al Pearce, as he
knocks on your dial Tuesday nights.
HOW TO KEEP A HUSBAND HAPPY
Here's your Answer to Rising Food Prices!
IT'S a wise bride who has discovered
the Franco-American way to make
left-overs go further and taste better.
Now you don't have to worry about
what to do with the meat left over from
Sunday's dinner. Just combine it with
Franco-American Spaghetti, and your
husband will be amazed at how you can
turn out such a marvelous creation on
a "bride and groom budget."
That delicious, savory sauce, with its
eleven ingredients, makes Franco-
American Spaghetti combine wonder-
fully with other foods. Try it and see!
Franco-American Spaghetti is grand
as a main dish, too. Children love it for
lunch. It is just packed with nourish-
ment, and since Franco-American usual-
ly costs only 10 cents a can, this means
you are getting a tempting, nourishing
dish for less than 30 a portion. And how
it does save work ! It is all ready to heat
and serve. Franco-American is no ordi-
nary ready-cooked spaghetti — taste it
once and you'll never be without it.
Get some at your grocer's today!
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Feverish? Grippy?
SEE DOCTOR AT ONCE
MENlNGVtlS
WARNING! DON'T
NEGLECT A COLD!
Cold germs may go UP into the sinuses
or DOWN into the bronchialsand lungs
and lead to a serious illness. If fe-
verish or grippy, see doctoral once!
n
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FOR "RAW THROAT
USE THIS "FIRST AID"
Doctors warn that colds can lead to seri-
ous illness — to ear and sinus infection,
and even pneumonia. So don't take a
chance. Treat the symptoms of a coming
cold effectively and without delay! If you
feel feverish or grippy see your doctor at once!
TAKE THIS SIMPLE PRECAUTION
For the most effective "first aid," kill the cold germs
that cause raw, dry throat. At the first sign of a raw
throat cold, gargle with Zonite. Zonite does 3 jobs
for you: (1) Cleanses mucous membranes. (2) In-
creases normal flow of curative, health-restoring
body fluids. (3 ) Kills cold germs present in the throat
as soon as it comes in actual contact with them.
In a test to find out the germ-killing powers of the
nine most popular, non-poisonous antiseptics on
the market, Zonite proved to be actually 9.3 times
more active (by standard laboratory tests) than the
next best antiseptic compared! This means economy
because you use Zonite diluted! Zonite goes far-
ther—saves you money.
Use 1 teaspoon of Zonite to one-half glass of water.
Gargle every 2 hours. Zonite tastes like the medi-
cine it really is. Soon your throat feels better.
DON'T DELAY— BE PREPARED
Get Zonite at your druggist now. And at the first
sign of rawness in your throat, start gargling at
once. But remember: If you are feverish, consult
your doctor! Don't risk a serious illness.
ZONITE IS 9.3 TIMES MORE
ACTIVE THAN ANY OTHER
POPULAR non-poisonous ANTISEPTIC
by standard laboratory tests
GARGLE WITH
ZONITE AT FIRST
SIGN OF A COLD!
Gargle withZonite
FOR WOMEN ONLY
If you're interested in the latest
aids to beauty, advice to the love-
lorn, or how to make a good cup of
coffee, you'll find them all here
HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIRDRESS?
Alice Hughes says — I see no rea-
son why we should offer our heads
as sacrifice to hairdressers' whims.
There may be a few of us who look
pretty with those high, curled-up
hair styles that the hairdressers are
trying to lure us into. But they
make most women look ten years
older. If that is what the hairdress-
ers insist on doing to us, I say, let's
go back to doing our own hair, and
save these ten years. — From a Heck-
er H-O Daily Information Service
broadcast over the Mutual Broad-
casting System.
A WORD TO BRIDES
Helen Rowland says — Don't take
ANYBODY'S advice! Find your own
happiness or make your own mis-
takes in your OWN way. Too much
advice spoils the marriage. NO-
BODY can tell you what your prob-
lems are going to be. Every woman
is the best judge of her own heart
and her own man. NOBODY can
tell you how to be happy! — From a
Hecker H-O Daily Information Ser-
vice broadcast over the Mutual
Broadcasting System.
ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN
A woman who has two grown
children says she has been a widow
for thirteen years — and now she is
considering marrying again. Her
children are protesting violently.
They like the man well enough, but
they seem to think her marriage
would make some difference in her
affection for them. She says the
strange part of it is that her chil-
dren have never been very atten-
tive to her. The daughter is wrapped
up in her own affairs and her own
friends — and the son, who has a
good position, never takes his
mother to a movie, or for a ride in
his car. Still, they have this posses-
sive attitude towards their mother.
and do not wish her to marry again.
She doesn't know whether to fol-
low their wishes, or not.
Miss Fairfax advises — I hope this
mother's idea of loyalty to her chil-
dren won't prevent her second mar-
riage. The children haven't shown
any undue interest in her, up to now.
And when she is older, they'll prob-
ably show even less. So I see no
reason why they should be consulted
in the matter. I advise her to
marry the man, by all means. A
lonesome old age is a dreary pros-
pect— and that's what she's facing,
if she relies upon her children for
companionship.
WHAT CAN I DO TO BE POPULAR?
Eve Ve Verka says — Cultivate a
delightful sense of humor. Life
without a sense of humor is food
without salt. Tense moments will
lose their tenseness and end in a
tinkle of laughter . . . unpleasant
situations always have their hu-
morous port of escape. A woman
without a sense of humor truly
misses half of life, since the half of
life, and even more, is so funny.
Also, don't pretend to know more
than you do. If someone speaks of
a book you haven't read, or a play
you haven't seen, admit it. Let
them tell you about it. They'll love
that, and you may learn something.
— From a Hecker H-O Daily Infor-
mation Service broadcast over the
Mutual Broadcasting Svstem.
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
There is no place in modern sim-
plified living for any piece of fur-
niture that doesn't do its work.
A great deal can be done for use-
ful pieces by scraping off too high
finish and then refinishing or paint-
ing them, or by re-upholstering
them in some lovely colored mate-
rial. See if the pieces can be im-
proved by removing unnecessary
mouldings (Continued on page 95)
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Radio Enters the War Against Social Diseases
examples to others.
A few states have already passed
laws requiring Wassermann tests and
microscopic slide examinations in or-
der to make certain that both pros-
pective bride and groom are free from
venereal diseases before marriage.
Both the bride and groom ought to
have the evidence of freedom from
disease before embarking on a life of
companionship.
THESE diseases are no respecters of
persons. They are found among the
rich and the poor, the ignorant and
the educated, the young and the old.
But the extent to which they appear
in various groups differs. There may
be seven to ten out of every one hun-
dred persons in the United States who
are infected, but among the criminal
element and the very dregs of human
society, from 30 to 40 out of every
hundred are found to be infected.
Those who live in the destitution
and filth of the lower depths are like-
wise more heavily infected than the
majority of the American people.
In industry, the costs of venereal
diseases are tremendous. It has been
estimated that from eight to ten mil-
lion workers lose twenty-one million
working days each year at an average
cost of $4.00 per day, as a result of
infection with these conditions.
There is a great difference in the
length and cost of treatment for the
venereal diseases, depending on
whether or not the disease is detected
and treated early, or whether weeks
(Continued from page 37)
or months elapse before the person
who is infected gets the right kind of
medical attention. The spirochetes
and bacteria sometimes seem to be
taking a vacation in the human body
because the person who is infected
and who has had a little treatment
may go along for months or even
years without any serious symptoms.
Then suddenly these vicious germs go
into action. The results are disastrous.
SOME years ago a train on a great
railroad was wrecked and more
than forty passengers were killed be-
cause the engineer, who had never
been properly examined, had begun
to develop the symptoms of general
paralysis. That will never happen
again on that railroad. When you trust
your life to a chauffeur, an airplane
pilot or an elevator operator, do you
ever wonder how recently he has had
a Wassermann test? The time will
come when our control of these dis-
eases will bring our rates down as
low as that of other countries. Even
then, however, there should be regu-
lar examinations for those on whose
physical integrity the lives of thou-
sands of people may depend.
Today the death rates in American
communities for tuberculosis, for ty-
phoid fever, for diphtheria, and for
many similar conditions are less than
those of most other large civilized
communities throughout the world.
Considerable numbers of American
cities, villages, towns and hamlets
have reported an entire year without
a single death from diphtheria or from
typhoid fever. We now possess the
knowledge necessary to secure re-
sults that will permit a similar claim
in relationship to the venereal dis-
eases. In some foreign countries these
conditions have been controlled by a
system of governmental exercise of
police power, such as would hardly
be tolerated by American citizens —
laws which provide penalties in the
forms of fines and imprisonment for
those who fail to report cases; for
people who are sick who fail to re-
turn for treatment, for those who are
infected who fail to provide the names
and addresses of those with whom
they have been in contact. That is not
the American system.
THROUGHOUT our country today,
' physicians are being brought up-to-
date by their own efforts; through
their own organizations they receive
post-graduate education in modern
methods of diagnosis and treatment of
these diseases. Doctors everywhere,
whether recent graduates or practi-
tioners of long standing, are being
given special training in these matters.
They are ready at all times to supply
their services to those who are sick,
either as private patients or in the
clinics, where physicians constantly
offer a high quality of medical service
to those unable to pay, or able to bear
only a part of the necessary costs.
The patient himself must volunteer
for examination and must persist in
treatment.
I PAY THE CHECK-
TOM TAKES HER
1ILJESTS INDICATE THAT76% OF
ALL PEOPLE OVER THE A6E OF 17
HAVE BAD BREATH. AND TESTS ALSO
SHOW THAT MOST BAD BREATH COMES
FROM IMPROPERLY CLEANED TEETH.
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{Continued pom page 19)
to be buried in?" Bill asked.
"No, velly bad luck Sam Lee be
buried here. Never rest. No, never.
In China, I rest with ancestors. . . .
You give me my money, please," Sam
Lee begged.
"I suppose you've even got your
coffin all picked out," jeered Merv.
"Yes, sir." Again Sam Lee grinned
placatingly. "All bought and paid
for, and put away in my house."
"Yeah?" Bill snarled suddenly.
"Well two bits is all you get." He
shoved the coin into Sam Lee's out-
stretched palm, grabbed the flowers,
and let the clutch in. The car leaped
forward.
But Sam Lee clung to the running
board with a desperate grip. "No,
wait — please!" he cried. "You give
me my money."
Bill paid no attention, and gave the
car more gas. Suddenly Sam Lee
lost his footing. Merv, at the side of
the car, had one brief terrifying
glimpse of Sam Lee being dragged
along, before his hand slipped off. He
screamed once — a thin scream that
ended abruptly.
"Stop, Bill!" Merv exclaimed. "You
threw him off head first into that con-
crete post!"
|_JE was still alive when they ran
I I back to where he lay in the gutter.
While Merv and Wally bent over him
Bill looked up and down the street to
see if Sam Lee's screams had at-
tracted any attention. He was sure
they had not. This was a quiet street,
and a lonely one. There were only
a few widely-scattered houses and
no traffic.
"Come on," Merv said shakily.
"We've got to get him to a hospital.
Quick!"
"Well—" Bill said, not bending
down to help lift Sam Lee.
"Come on! He'll die if we don't
hurry!"
"O. K.," Bill said. He put his hands
under Sam Lee's arms and lifted him
with a long, not very gentle move-
ment.
They got Sam Lee into the back
seat, and Wally got in there with him,
while Merv sat in front with Bill. Bill
started the car off down the street.
In a minute Merv began to fidget.
"Bill, step on it, step on it! We got
to hurry!" he urged.
"Why?" Bill asked softly. His mo-
ment of indecision was over. He knew
what he would do now.
"You know what'll happen if we
take that Chinaman to the hospital
and unload him," he went on. "We'll
be kissin' our college careers good-
bye."
"Yea — I guess you're right. But —
but what can we do?"
"If I take it easy — " Bill suggested.
"You mean — Oh, no! We couldn't
do that!" Merv's face showed young
and shocked beside Bill's lean, tight-
lipped frown.
Bill's eyes slewed sideways for an
instant. "Why not? Who'll know?
Hit and run driver's victim found at
the side of the road."
"No—"
Wally's voice, almost sobbing came
from the back seat. "Fellows! He's
dead! He just died! He gurgled
somethin' in Chinese — and then he
died. Bill, stop!"
Bill slowed the car up and drew it
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over to the side of the road.
"All right," he said irritably. "He's
dead. Swell. That makes it a hell
of a lot easier for us."
Even Wally was shocked into si-
lence. His hysterical mumblings died
away.
"Come on, Bill," Merv said. "Let's
leave him here and beat it."
But Bill did not move. "No," he said.
"I got a better idea. Throw him out,
and maybe somebody can trace him
to us. But — no corpus delicti, no
crime. A chinaman disappears. Okay,
who cares?"
"But — but what can we do with
him?"
Bill spoke two words: "Medical
school. . . ." Uncomprehending looks
were his only answer. "In the base-
ment— those vats of pickling fluid,
where they keep the stiffs. One of
them's hardly ever used. If we toss
him in there, he'll never be found —
and even if he is, what's the differ-
ence? Just another stiff to be dis-
sected."
Wally almost screamed. "I don't
wanna do that!" he sobbed.
"Whether you do or don't, you
will!" Bill snapped, so viciously that
Wally cringed back against the seat.
Then Bill chuckled. "Here's one
Chinaman that won't be buried with
his ancestors!" he said.
That was how it started.
That night, Merv felt that he was
seeing Bill for the first time. He'd
known Bill was a cold one, all right,
but he hadn't known he was capable
of such steely, remorseless courage. A
horrible courage.
HE tried not to remember, in the
weeks that followed, that scene in
the deserted basement of the labora-
tory when the two of them toppled the
dead body of old Sam Lee into one of
the big vats full of evil-smelling pre-
servative, while Wally kept guard out-
side for the night-watchman. He tried
to forget, but he never did.
Bill didn't mind thinking of it. He
proved that when, three weeks after
Sam Lee disappeared, he suddenly
proposed to take the body out of the
vat and put it on one of the dissecting
tables.
"There's still a chance it can be
traced and identified," he explained to
Merv. "This way, we can get it on
our own table and make sure there
aren't any finger-prints left."
Merv, hypnotized by Bill's cold-
bloodedness, went through the second
ordeal. They didn't tell Wally what
they had done — and that was Bill's
first mistake. When Wally came to
the laboratory table the three of them
shared, the next morning, and saw
Sam Lee's body on it, he went deathly
pale, bolted from the room, and left
school for good that same day.
Bill was scornful over Wally's weak-
ness. But Merv, in his heart, couldn't
blame him. He felt sick as he watched
Bill calmly going about the business
of making sure there would be noth-
ing left to identify Sam Lee.
Darkness had fallen over the cam-
pus a night or two later, when Bill
rapped sharply on Merv's door. "Come
on," he commanded. "We've got
work to do." He refused to say any
more until they were out and walk-
ing on one of the graveled paths. Then
he went on, in a conversational tone:
"I been doin' a lot of thinkin' today.
You know, there's still a long chance
that Chink can be identified. We've
fixed the fingerprints. And tonight
we're going to take care of the rest
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Merv stopped short. "What — what
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"I read somewhere that the cops
have a way of buildin' up a man's
face from his skull. But suppose
there wasn't any skull to work on?
Tonight, we're going to destroy the
only identification possible — we're
going to disarticulate the Chinaman's
head!"
"No! Not me!" Merv cried hoarse-
ly. "I'm getting out of here!" He
turned and ran back toward the
dormitory.
Bill looked after him. Then he
chuckled. "Yellow! Well, I'll do it
myself — I expected to anyway."
He went on into the laboratory.
MOTHING had ever looked as good
' ^» to Wally as that sleepy Southern
town where he had been born. Almost
it seemed as if that horrible affair up
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happened. Almost . . . except some-
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Sally Lou helped. It was easy now
to persuade both himself and her that
the only reason he'd quit school and
come home was that he just couldn't
bear to be away from her. Nights he
sat on her front porch, with her cud-
dled up close to him, and the warm
darkness caressing them both with its
velvet softness, while he told her how
much he loved her.
Only, one night, it seemed darker
than usual. There were deep pits
of shadow at the edge of the porch,
and even in the darkness they seemed
to move. Sally Lou, was there, in his
arms, and everything should have
been the same . . . but it wasn't. And
suddenly, Wally was frightened.
He heard a voice, a quiet, plaintive
little voice.
"Please — where is my head?" it
asked. "Give me back my head."
He gasped, and Sally Lou jumped.
"Wally, what's the matter?" she
asked.
"Don't you hear it?"
"Don't I hear what. What are you
talkin' about?"
"Please — where is my head?"
Wally screamed. Now he saw him.
standing there on the top step of the
porch, standing there with his arms
outstretched as if to receive some-
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He wanted to run away, but his
muscles refused to move; he wanted
to explain, but his lips refused to
form coherent speech.
"Please — give me back my head."
There was something in his breast
that seemed about to burst. His blood
was drumming, throbbing in his
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tremendous, rending surge of the
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fell forward in Sally Lou's arms.
Sally Lou thought he had fainted.
But he was dead.
* * *
Because Merv arrived home unex-
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except for Jenkins, the butler. Mr.
Thomas had been called out of town.
Jenkins said, and Mrs. Thomas had
gone with him.
"All right, Jenkins," Merv said. "My
room's ready, isn't it? Just bring me
up something to eat, and I'll go right
to bed."
Jenkins went down to the kitchen
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to make some sandwiches, thinking
as he did so that Master Merv didn't
look well. Got into some sort of
mix-up at school, he shouldn't won-
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when Mr. Thomas found out.
Carrying the tray with its neat pile
of sandwiches and glass of milk, Jen-
kins went slowly up the service stairs.
As he came into the hall he had the
strangest impression that he heard
the soft shuffle of slippered feet above
him, on the floor of the upstairs land-
ing. It was ridiculous, of course. No-
body but himself and Master Merv
could possibly be in the house. Nev-
ertheless, he took time to set the tray
down and see to the locks on all the
doors and windows before going on
up. His hand was on the door of
Master Merv's room when he stopped
in amazement. Master Merv was talk-
ing, inside, in a loud voice.
"I haven't got it!" he was saying.
"It was Bill Miller, I tell you! Stay
back! Don't come any closer or I'll
shoot!"
Jenkins threw the door open, just
in time to see Merv fire three shots
into empty air. Hastily setting down
the tray, he ran forward.
"Master Merv! What's the matter?
Give me that gun, sir!"
Merv appeared not to hear him at
all, and Jenkins tried to take the pis-
tol away from him. Merv jerked
away but Jenkins held on, attempting
to twist the pistol out of his hand.
They were struggling, with Jenkins'
hand caught under Merv's arm, when
the gun went off and Merv slumped
to the floor, a bullet in his side.
He died almost at once, but before
he died he whispered something
that Jenkins, kneeling white-faced and
terrified beside him, didn't understand
at all.
"Bill Miller. . . . Now he'll go to
you . . Oh, I pity you!"
|" HE idea that anybody should pity
' him would have made Bill Miller
snort with disgust. He was comfort-
able enough, he told himself, and he
was glad Merv and Wally were gone.
There was only one thing that wor-
ried him, and it only a little. It was
safe enough now, wrapped up in some
old rags and stowed away in the
trunk in the corner of his room, but
he was going to have to get rid of it
somehow, someplace, and he hadn't
figured out how or where. He wasn't
afraid of the job, nor did having it in
the trunk bother him particularly, but
getting rid of it was something that
had to be planned as carefully as he'd
planned every other step since the
night Sam Lee was killed.
One night, several days after Merv's
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the morning, his eyes smarting from
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room, and no one outside. But the
call came again, and again, and
though it seemed ridiculous, it came
from the direction of his trunk.
He stepped toward the trunk, then
drew back. "You're goin' nuts," he
muttered to himself. "Nobody could
hide in that trunk — and skulls can't
talk!"
Those words — "Skulls can't talk" —
impressed him as a talisman against
the fear he could feel growing inside
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him. He went on repeating them as
he stood there, looking at the trunk,
feeling a stronger and stronger urge
to open it up and look inside it.
Then he was on his knees, fumbling
with the lock, yanking open drawers,
tossing aside clothes. A prickle of
horror touched the base of his neck
when he reached Sam Lee's head — the
wrappings in which he had so care-
fully enshrouded it were off, fallen
away like the shell of a nut from
around the kernel. Then he calmed
himself — of course, in jerking the
drawer open, he had loosened them.
He could not take his eyes from it.
And then he seeemd to hear it say,
"Pick me up! Pick me up!" — though
the lips did not move.
He grew angry. What did it think
it was, anyway? It was nothing but
so much flesh and bone. It couldn't
talk, it couldn't move. He'd pick it up
all right. . . .
DUT when he had it in his hands he
^ couldn't drop it. He had the sen-
sation that time was standing still,
while he held Sam Lee's head in both
his hands. The head was changing
size, becoming larger and larger, and
its eyes had opened and were looking
at him. Then he realized that his
hands were moving, bringing it closer
to his face — and that nothing, not all
his will nor all his strength, could
stop them! He shrieked, but still his
own hands moved closer, carrying the
grinning, open-mouthed head nearer
and nearer. Those dead, sightless
eyes — they were fixed upon the beat-
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The inexorable hands brought the
head to its goal. The teeth buried
themselves in his throat.
Mr. Sun Ti was at the dock early
with his regular monthly shipment.
There were twelve coffins this time,
twelve bodies to be shipped back to
China. As often as the captain of the
S. S. Oriental had watched Mr. Sun
Ti bring his neatly boxed dead to the
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to experience an eerie sensation as
he watched. He didn't much like the
idea of a man like Mr. Sun, whose
profession was collecting money from
those poor yellow devils to send them
back home after they were dead.
He had just handed Mr. Sun the re-
ceipt for the twelve coffins when a
sailor came running up from the hold,
looking frightened.
"Those coffins, sir — " he stammered.
"Yes — well, what about them?"
"There was twelve of them, sir — I
counted them myself when they was
put in the hold. But now there's
thirteen!"
"You're crazy!" said the captain
crossly. Beside him the bland face
of Mr. Sun showed no change.
It was true. The captain had to
admit it as he stood in the hold and
counted the boxes. Twelve coffins,
and another one set a little apart from
the others. He prodded it gently with
his foot, and it moved a few inches.
"Perhaps," suggested Mr. Sun Ti,
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"Um — well, all right," agreed the
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who went unwillingly to work. The
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The captain caught his breath. In-
side there was nothing but a skull,
its skin stretched tight and leathery
over the bones. And on its lips were
stains — the stains of fresh blood!
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about unmarried mothers — let alone
count them! If a count had been
made, or questionnaires about peo-
ple's private lives answered as hon-
estly as these — " he pointed to other
paragraphs statistically detailing in-
formation about first experiences in
sex relations — "I daresay the results
would have been even more startling.
BASIC human desires and actions
never have changed in the history
of mankind from the time you were a
tadpole and I was a fish. In monoton-
ous procession, the older generation
has been howling about 'this genera-
tion,' and how it's going to the dogs.
Your grandmother did it and her
grandmother before her. It's an old.
old story."
"But what proof is there," I in-
sisted, "that the youth of today re-
sponds to purity more now than in
—say— 1920?"
"I'll give you the proof," DeMille
replied.
In this commercial age, he said,
plays are produced, pictures made,
books written and radio shows broad-
cast with the primary purpose of
making money. People pay only for
what they want and enjoy. Young
people make up a vast and critical
part of the collective public that's
doing the paying. Therefore, if youth
now responds more to the finer plays,
pictures, books and radio programs
than to those which pander to the
sex appetite, it is because they want
the finer things.
I admitted that so far he was right.
Is It Flaming Youth Again?
(Continued from page 14)
"But," I asked, "do they respond to
those better plays, books, movies and
broadcasts?"
"Indeed they do.'" he assured me.
"Take the Lux Radio Theater. It
reaches millions of young people, and
the greatest successes of the fifty or
so plays we have produced here in
the past eighteen months have been,
among others, 'The Magnificent Ob-
session.' 'Cavalcade.' and 'The Story
of Louis Pasteur.'
"I make pictures which I believe
will make money. My last ones have
been such non-sex stories as Par-
amount's 'The Plainsman' and the
current 'The Buccaneer.' They are as
innocent of suggestion as a nursery
rhyme. I deliberately kept them so.
I employ sensual scenes now only
when they are an integral, necessary
part of the story, not as a device to
coax people into a theater."
Thinking back to an earlier mov-
ing-picture day, I had to admit that
there was a vast difference between
DeMille's present pictures and his
earlier successes — "Male and Female,"
"Why Change Your Wife?" and the
others, with their spectacular orgies
and their voluptuous maidens bath-
ing in milk in tubs of black marble
and gold.
"Look at your list of current best-
sellers in books — books like 'North-
west Passage' and 'The Citadel,' " he
was continuing. "They give the an-
swer in the fiction field."
And in the whole field of radio it-
self— well, there we agreed that radio
alone is a powerful argument that
public taste demands romance, excite-
ment— but not sex. Only a scattered
few of the less popular programs
make any attempt to depend upon the
lurid or the sensational aspects of
life for their appeal.
"These four fields of entertain-
ment," DeMille said, "show the re-
sponse to purity. They are your
proof. More significant, the choice of
purity is a voluntary one, not some-
thing forced upon the public by
ignorance, frustration, church edicts,
an economic system, or practical dif-
ficulties.
"Youth is choosing purity because
it knows the value of it in thought
and deed. Knows it because it has
had the opportunity to weigh and
consider the opposite."
OF course, he admitted, young peo-
ple still take advantage of the
new freedom to indulge their desires
and explore the by-paths of sex. There
will always be those realists who
must learn what is sweet and what
sour by tasting of it themselves. But
the vast majority have learned to
choose between chastity and un-
chastity by intelligent, enlightened
education and home environment, and
by frankly honest discussion.
"The light of knowledge and under-
standing has been spread over sex
and sexual relations," he went on.
"The mystery has been taken out.
Where there is no mystery there is
no morbid curiosity. Where there is
no curiosity there is no undue em-
phasis or interest." (Turn to next pg.)
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Too, he said, the pedantic old hell-
fire-and-damnation preachment of
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material but very sound advice of
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But here I had to express another
doubt, another side to DeMille's argu-
ment. "Many people think," I said,
"that all this free discussion of sex
between young people kills romance
and makes love nothing but a biologi-
cal act."
HE admitted, it was a point open to
argument. "Perhaps such extreme
frankness isn't entirely a good thing.
Perhaps, besides robbing sex of its
morbid interest, it also robs it of
some of its beauty and rapture. I
know my grandmother would have
swooned at the thought of discussing
such things openly. She would not
even have whispered them to her
husband. But then, my grandmother
would have swooned at the thought
of smoking a cigarette, using lipstick
and mascara, or wearing shorts and a
halter in public — or even in private!"
There is still another reason De-
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youth. It may sound far-fetched, but
he said, in effect, that the average
young person hasn't time nowadays
to be unchaste!
"The entire aim of a young woman's
life is no longer directed at the sole
goal of being a wife," he said. "A
woman of fifty years ago had precious
little to look forward to and achieve
but crocheting tidies for the chairs in
the front room, entertaining the Sew-
ing Circle, and having babies.
"Look at what she can do today!
The arts, commerce, and politics! She
has learned she can stand on her
own two feet and make her own
way, if she chooses or if she must.
Usually it is by choice.
"Consequently, men today are not
nearly as important to a woman as
they used to be. They no longer are
the sum and substance of her exist-
ence. And as a result, a man must
be something more than a physical
mate and a bankroll. He must be
a companion, keep pace with her de-
velopment in all her lines of en-
deavor. That takes his time and
energy, just as it takes her time and
energy to develop her abilities.
"I am not denying that sex is the
focal point of the relationship of the
sexes. That would be denying na-
ture itself. But I am saying that no
longer is it the entire relationship.
Youth has found that out along with
the rest of us and has adjusted itself
and its actions accordingly."
In the end, the present furore about
youth and unchastity boils down to
this, DeMille believes: people are
now saying in print what, for gen-
erations, they have thought in pri-
vate. This makes it seem a horse of
another color when in reality it's the
same old nag.
HOW DO YOU STAND ON
CHASTITY?
RADIO MIRROR wants the views
of its readers on this controversial
subject and is offering a prize award
of $20.00 for the most convincing let-
ter. While Mr. DeMille's views are still
fresh in your mind, sit down and write
what you really think. Has youth
forgotten chastity or is DeMille closer
to the truth? This contest will close
February 28, 1938. Please make your
letter not more than 200 words in
length and address it in care of the
Editor. RADIO MIRROR, 122 East
42nd Street, New York, N. Y.
TIPS ON TIPPING
BY EMILY POST
n
ESPITE the fact that thousands of Americans spend millions of dollars an-
^S nually in travel, a very small percentage know the correct amounts to
tip servants and the great majority either over-tip or under-tip. In answer
to scores of requests from her radio listeners, Emily Post has listed the proper
amounts to tip for different services on land and aboard ship.
TIPPING ASHORE
The usual tip for a waiter in a res-
taurant is 10 per cent of the bill — but
never less than twenty-five cents when
there is a cloth on the table.
In an American-plan hotel, twenty -
five to fifty cents is the correct tip foi
each meal taken to a room.
Chambermaid in a first-class hotel
is given one dollar a week a room;
fifty cents a week in a small inexpen-
sive hotel; or a dollar a month in a
boarding house.
Nothing to the doorman for putting
bags on the sidewalk.
Twenty-five cents if the bellboy car-
ries baggage to room; fifty cents if the
bags are many or very heavy.
Ten cents is sufficient for ice water,
newspapers, packages or telegrams.
Twenty-five cents is the tip for
checking wraps in the dressing room
of a high-class hotel or restaurant; or
ten cents for the coat rack at the en-
trance to the dining room.
Taxi drivers are tipped about ten
cents for a fifty-cent drive, fifteen
cents for a dollar, and ten per cent for
a long wait or distance.
Twenty-five cents is given to the
train porter for carrying an ordinary
amount of baggage an ordinary dis-
tance. A larger sum is given for extra
weight or distance.
The porter in a Pullman car is given
twenty-five to fifty cents for a day, and
fifty cents a berth a night. The tip is
increased for special service.
Bootblacks are tipped five cents, and
barbers, manicurists and beauty parlor
specialists on the basis of ten per cent
of the bill.
TIPPING ABOARD SHIP
On shipboard, if you occupy average
cabin-class accommodations on a de-
luxe ship, the cabin steward should
be tipped five dollars if you are a man.
If you are a woman, divide this amount
between the steward and stewardess.
The dining room steward aboard
ship should receive five dollars, and
his assistant two and a half or three.
The deck steward should be tipped
from two to five dollars, depending
upon service rendered.
The bath steward should be tipped
one dollar a week.
Do not tip a ship's officer! It is good
manners to thank the purser or ship's
doctor for assistance rendered — but no
tipping. Only in case of severe illness,
the doctor should be given an envelope
containing the amount approximately
that which would be charged by your
own doctor.
Listen to Emily Post Tuesdays and
Thursdays at 10:30 A.M. on CBS, spon-
sored by the Florida CitrusCommission.
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came away covered with blood.
"Why, I guess you didn't miss after
all, Sister," he said. He swayed,
caught at the table — and then, smiling
apologetically, sat down.
WELL, thought Jean over and over
again throughout the long hours
of that night, she certainly couldn't let
the man die. Parson or no Parson,
he had saved her life by killing that
snake, and it had been her duty to
do exactly what she had done — put
Callie to work heating water, getting
out the first-aid kit, undressing the
man and getting him to bed. Her
bullet had lodged in his shoulder, and
though he insisted it was only a
scratch, by the time Callie had
cleaned it and ruthlessly doused it
with iodine, he had lost consciousness.
Callie fixed herself some blankets
on the floor and shooed Jean into the
cot across the room. There she lay
for hours, conscious of his heavy
breathing, conscious, too, of his face
as it had looked just after he fell
asleep — defenseless and calm, the red
hair springing up strongly from the
forehead, the clean, straight lines of
cheeks and chin. In spite of the mys-
tery surrounding him, in spite of her
doubts about him, there was an in-
definable quality in him — the mark,
Jean thought suddenly, of a gentle-
man.
Outside, the wind hummed through
the pines. A coyote howled distantly.
The man — The Parson, Clay Ban-
nister, whoever he was — breathed
steadily, deeply, across the room.
Follow the Moon
(Continued from page 28)
Fully dressed as she was, Jean sud-
denly slipped into a warm, dreamless
sleep.
She woke up to bright sunlight.
Callie was in the kitchen lean-to,
fussing with the stove. The Parson
was awake, and looking at her.
"Good morning," he said.
"Good morning. How do you feel?"
"I can't seem to move my arm. But
I'll be all right."
She got up from the cot and went
across to him, laying her hand on his
forehead. She thought, from its heat,
that he was running a fever.
"You are the Parson, aren't you?"
she said. It was more of a statement
than a question, and recognizing that,
he looked up and said frankly:
"They call me that, yes. But my
name's what I told you — Clay Ban-
nister."
"And if they catch you they'll put
you in jail?"
"Yes — if they don't lynch me first."
"I don't think it's anything to joke
about."
"No, I guess not. But it's funny
how soon a fellow gets used to the
idea."
Jean thrust both hands into the
pockets of her riding breeches and
stood looking down at him. "I'm not
going to turn you in," she said. "You
saved my life last night, and I'm
grateful for it. You can stay here
until you're well enough to leave."
"Thanks — but I can leave today."
"Don't be silly. With that bullet I
put in you, you can't even get out of
bed today." She turned and went in
to help Callie in the lean-to.
All right, she said to herself, you're
compounding a felony by helping this
fugitive. But if you hadn't shot him
just as he was saving your life, he
could be gone now. Besides, let the
police catch their own men. It's not
your business to help them.
The three of them had just finished
breakfast when Callie, glancing out
of the window, yelped at Jean:
"Miss Jean! Heah comes de Sheriff
— an' he's got a lady with him!"
If Bannister had shown fear, if he
had begged her not to let the Sheriff
get him, Jean might have acted dif-
ferently. But he only laughed and
said, "Guess they've got me now, Miss
Jean. Thanks just the same."
"I'll keep them out of here," Jean
said swiftly.
"Don't be crazy! You can't protect
me like this without getting yourself
into hot water!"
"I'll be all right," Jean promised.
"You just be quiet."
SHE stepped out on the porch and
closed the door behind her just as
the Sheriff and his companion were
dismounting.
The Sheriff had brought his sister
with him to meet her, he explained.
He hoped she didn"t mind.
"Of course not," Jean said ab-
stractedly.
Miss McGill was a tall, raw-boned
woman of middle age, with a kind
face. Like her brother, Jean thought
— kind as long as you're on their side
of the fence.
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"And now," boomed the Sheriff,
"where's this new husband of yours?
Don't tell me he isn't up yet?"
"My — oh, my husband!" Jean said.
"Why — no, as a matter of fact, he
isn't. You see, he — " her mind
groped for something to say, seized
the first story that presented itself.
"He isn't feeling very well. His horse
fell with him yesterday, and he hurt
his — his head."
It was the wrong thing to say.
"Oh, you must let me see him
then," said Miss McGill. "I'm a
nurse, you know."
There was nothing for it but to
let her in. But first Jean ducked back
into the cabin, wrapped a towel
around Clay's head and cautioned
him to follow her lead in everything.
I UCKILY, Miss McGill went no far-
L ther than to take Clay's pulse and
temperature. Once outside, she shook
her head gravely.
"You've a very sick boy on your
hands, Mrs. — " she said, and stopped
questioningly.
" — Bannister," Jean supplied, be-
cause it was the only name she could
think of.
"He needs to be taken care of. If
I didn't have to be back in San Fran-
cisco tonight for a pneumonia case,
I'd stay myself. But — " Her eye lit
upon her brother standing at the
foot of the steps. "Jim, you come
back to Bristow with me, and then
come up here with a doctor."
"Oh, I couldn't ask you — " Jean
began; but they silenced her protests
and rode off. She stood there a mo-
ment, thinking. It would take the
Sheriff and the doctor not more than
three hours to return, she knew. And
if a doctor once saw Bannister, he'd
find the bullet wound, and —
There was no need to tell Clay
what had happened. He had heard
all that had been said through the
thin walls of the cabin, and when
Jean returned he was sitting up in
bed, arguing with Callie.
"I'll be all right," he was saying.
"Just get out of here and let me get
dressed and I'll be on my way."
"Mr. Bannister!" Jean exclaimed.
"You can't possibly start out now."
"I can't stay here, either," he said
grimly.
"Help him get dressed, Callie. I'm
going out and hitch the old buck-
board to the horses, and we'll drive
to Bristow."
^ "You can't do that! We'll meet the
Sheriff on his way back."
"No we won't. There's a clearing
off the trail, about half the way down,
and we'll drive in there and wait
until the Sheriff has passed. In
Bristow, we'll change to my car and
I'll drive you to San Francisco."
He stared at her. "Do you realize
what you're doing?"
"Certainly."
"But why?"
Jean hesitated. "Because— well,
somehow I don't believe you did all
the things they say you did."
His eyes held hers in a long look.
"Thanks," he said simply.
He was still protesting when Jean
had the wagon hitched up and ready
to go, but the exertion of getting up
and dressing had shown him that he
was a great deal weaker than he sup-
posed, and he stopped arguing.
The journey to Bristow, strain on
the nerves though it was, was accom-
plished successfully. Jean lost no
time in transferring Bannister from
the wagon to her car, and setting out
for San Francisco. She could tell by
his face that his arm was paining him
severely, and she did her best to
make him comfortable in the back
seat for the long drive to the city.
Nevertheless, it was with a sigh of
relief that, late in the afternoon, she
drew up before the Page home.
She and Callie were helping Clay to
get out of the car when another car
ground to a sudden stop behind them.
Jean looked around, and her face fell.
It was Laura Todd — the owner of
San Francisco's most malicious and
gossiping tongue. And Laura had her
own reasons for disliking Jean. For
years she had been hopelessly in love
with Bart Reid.
There was another woman with
Laura, but at first Jean did not
recognize her. Then, as they both
alighted and came toward her, Jean
saw who it was — Miss McGill, the
Sheriff's sister!
"Well, Mrs. Bannister," she was say-
ing. "I didn't expect to see you again
so soon. But I'm glad you decided to
bring that sick husband to civiliza-
tion!"
"Sick husband!" said Laura in de-
lighted amazement. "So you married
somebody after all!"
Can Jean escape the predicament
her impulsive gesture towards Clay
has put her into without making mat-
ters still worse? With all San Fran-
cisco buzzing over the news of her
cowboy husband, can she continue to
help him evade the law? Don't miss
the second instalment, in next month's
Radio Mirror.
Mary Mae Starks, the first prize winner of Radio Mirror's Limerick
Contest, visits the Jack Oakie show while on her Hollywood holiday.
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(The door bell rings)
Fibber: I'll answer it, Molly.
Molly: You'll git down in the base-
ment. I'll answer it.
(The door opens)
Man: Good afternoon. You the lady
of the house?
Molly: I am. What do ye want?
Man: I am one of a small party of
tourists, madam, at present camped,
rather informally, I might say, a few
feet from the railroad tracks.
Molly: Oh. . . . Bums!
Man: Say rather, impecunious
itinerants, madam. Peripatetic refu-
gees from reality. I have been dele-
gated a committee of one to seek
small donations for a worthy charity.
. . . Charity, I blush at the word.
Molly: Yer nose must have heard
about it before the rist of yer face.
. . . What's that on yer chest, tat-
tooing?
Man: Ah, yes, a permanent exhibit
of the wonderful women who have
influenced my life. There was Nellie,
Fifi, Gertrude, Mable. ... I am read-
ing from left to right, madam.
Molly: Heavenly days! And if I
gave you some money I suppose you
would only spend it for more tattoo-
ing?
Man: Yes madam. I would add to
this remarkable community of ex-
portraits. That is the worthy charity
I spoke of.
Molly: What charity?
Man: My community chest. I . . .
(The door slams in his face)
Fibber: Who wuz that?
'Tain't Funny, McSee
(Continued from page 23)
Molly: Some tramp. He wanted
money for tattooing.
Fibber: Tattooing, eh? . . . I'll
never forget the tattooing Uncle Azil
had on his back. Had a picture of Jim
Corbett tattooed on one shoulder and
Bob Fitzsimmons on the other. He
had a lot of muscular control and used
to put on regular ten round bouts.
All the boys around the livery stable
would bet on one or the other. Never
bet myself . . . always thought the
fights wuz fixed.
Molly: I'll fix another fight if you
don't get up off that chair and start
moving that fruit.
Fibber: (Getting up, but still talk-
ing) Uncle Azil always swore them
bouts wuz on the level. Claimed he
never knew who wuz gonna win
cause he always had his back to the
fight. . . . Poor Uncle Azil.
Molly: Why, "poor" Uncle Azil?
Fibber: (Sitting down again) Why,
one summer he fell off'n a wagon and
sprained his shoulder. When he got
outta the hospital, Jim Corbett had
no more punch left than a rabbit.
Uncle Azil put on one bout after that,
but it wuz so one sided the boxing
commissioner stopped it in the third
round. . . . Nearly broke the old
man's heart.
Molly: Heavenly days. (Then,
suddenly realizing Fibber is sitting
down again) McGee!
(And Ted Weems and his boys
drown out the rest of Fibber's protests
as we hear them play "Once in a
While.")
AS usual, Molly wins the argument.
And now we find Fibber slowly
carrying fruit jars from one part of
the basement to the other. He is also
carrying the conversation with a new
idea he's just thought of.
Fibber: Molly, this big basement's
going to waste. We gotta lot of room
down here, and I've got an idea.
Molly: I'll bet it isn't any good.
. . . Be careful, you're gonna drop
. . . (crash!) Oh dear, that's the
fifth jar you've dropped. . . . Well,
what's yer idea, McGee?
Fibber: Why, we could turn the
basement into a dog kennel.
Molly: A dog kennel? Heavenly
days!
Fibber: Sure. Didn't you know I
used to be a famous dog trainer?
Molly: No.
Fibber: That's right Molly. . . .
Down in Texas. Terrier trainer
McGee, I wuz knowed as in them
days. The most Talented Taxpaying
Teacher and Tall Tamer of Titanic
Tigers and Tiny Terriers from Tim-
buctoo to Tarry town, Texas!
Molly: Oh dear.
Fibber: You ever hear of the Hound
of the Basketvilles?
Molly: What about it?
Fibber: I trained him!
Molly: Go on, McGee, you don't
know a Sealyham pup from a Grey-
hound Bus!
(We hear a knock at the basement
door)
Molly: Oh dear, I'll bet it's that
tramp back again.
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Fibber: Don't worry Molly, I'll take
care of him. (opens door) Listen ye
tramp! . . . Oh. . . . er . . . hello
Geraldine.
Gkraldine: Oh hello, Mr. McGee.
Tee-hee-hee. Hello Molly. Did you
hear what he called me?
Fibber: I'm sorry Geraldine, I
warn't. . . .
Geraldine: Oh, don't mention it.
I see you're fixin up a fruit cellar. I
just love to can things.
Fibber: Me too. I'd like to can the
whole job.
Geraldine: Last year I put up some
marvelous dandelion wine but it blew
up one night. It really did. . . .
really. Gerald asked me if it was the
strawberries and I said no it was the
wine and he said either way it was
the berries. Oh Gerald says the cut-
est things, he really does.
Fibber: I'll bet he's always trying to
gag you, at that.
Geraldine: Oh, he certainly is. But
what I came over for was to borrow
some clothespins. Doesn't it sound
silly? Gerald says a clothespin is a
great political object lesson. He says
if you can keep straddling the line
successfully you'll never lose your
shirt. Can you bear it, my dear?
Fibber: No, I don't think I kin.
But you tell him he's right about
clothespins and politicians. They're
both a bunch of woodenheads that
never appear until after everything's
all washed up.
Geraldine: Oh, Gerald will simply
love that, really. Well, I simply must
be off!
Fibber: I'll say so!
Geraldine: Biddle, biddle, biddle.
(Door closes and Fibber locks it)
Molly: What are you locking the
door for, McGee?
Fibber: I don't want anybody com-
ing in here until after Perry Como
sings.
(We hear "If It's the Last Thing I
Do" sung by Perry Como.)
MOW we find Fibber is still carry -
' ^ ing fruit jars into the empty coal
bin, and Molly trying to clean up
those he's dropped.
(Knock at the door)
Fibber: Come in. Well, it's Silly
Watson. Hi there, Sil, did you finish
shovelin' the snow off the sidewalk?
Molly: Did you shovel all the way
down to the corner, like I told you
Silly?
Silly: Yah suh, yasman. ... I
almost done "shoveled off to Buffalo,"
. . . That's a joke, please mam.
Fibber: Okay. How'd you like to
lend a hand here, Sil?
Silly: Len a han doon wah?
Fibber: We're moving the fruit into
the coal bin, and we'll have the coal
put where the fruit's been.
Silly: Wah?
Molly: We're gonna make a coal
bin outta where the fruit's been . . .
er, McGee, you explain it to him.
Fibber: Okay. . . . You see this
room here, Sil? This is where the
fruit's been.
Silly: You say the fruit's been in
de coal bin, please suh?
Fibber: It's in the coal bin now, but
this is where it's been!
Silly: Yassuh. . . . But wheah's
the coal been?
Fibber: The coal's been in the coal
bin! But we're puttin the coal where
the fruit's been. You see?
Silly: Yassuh, I reckons so. . . .
You means, if you left de little old
fruit wheah it been, the coal woulda
been in de bin wheah de fruit oughta
have been, iffen it had been.
Fibber: Yes and . . . QUIET, SIL!
What did you come down here for,
anyway?
Silly: Well, please suh, I wus out
in front, shovelin de snow like you
sez, when de mailman come by and
done gimme dis little ole letter for
you.
Fibber: Letter? Let's see. (We
hear paper rustling) . . . Say Molly,
what d'you think? It's from Nick De-
Popolus. Can you imagine, he's vice-
president of Paramount studios in
Hollywood now, and he's offering us
a big chance to go in pictures.
Molly: Heavenly days. Lemme see
the letter, McGee.
Fibber: There it is, right there,
Molly.
Molly: "Paramount Studios . . .
office of the president vice in charge
of. Dear Fizzer and Cuppie, if you
were for to being here in Hollywood
you would be passing up like nothing
one big opportunities. I am for fixing
a spot for you and with the news-
papers I am tip tip, number 1-A,
honkey dorey. My success is sure.
Best regards to you if I don't see me.
Nick DePopolus." . . . Hmmm. That
looks like Greek to me.
Fibber: Sure, that's what it is. . . .
But I understand Greek. Nick's with
Paramount Studios, he's got the news-
papers all set for a big publicity cam-
paign, and he's got a spot for us!
Molly: But McGee. . . .
Fibber: No buts, Molly. Pack up
your Sunday bonnet, we're goin to
Hollywood!
Well, Fibber McGee and Molly are
going to Hollywood, but something
tells us all is not right here. Be sure
and tune in to RADIO MIRROR next
month to find out what happens to
Fibber and Molly in the glamorous
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(Continued from page 56)
Sonnie Dunham decided to organize
his own band. Casa Loma paid
Sonny his $14,000 share. (Dunham
soon gave up the idea and returned
to the band.)
Eddie MacHarg, manager, but not
a stockholder, believes that Casa
Loma's rigid set of rules is responsi-
ble for the organization's high morale.
If a member is caught drinking or
smoking excessively while working,
a fine of $75 is slapped on him. If a
musician is late for a rehearsal or
recording date, the fine is $10. The
fine money is used wisely. Casa
Loma is one of the few orchestras
which buys four complete sets of
uniforms for the members. They all
wear full-dress evening clothes.
The average age of the band is
twenty-eight. Husky, 202-pound Pee-
Wee Hunt is exactly that age. Glen
Gray, president and oldest member,
is thirty-three. Youngest is trumpeter
Frankie Zulo. He's twenty-three. All
eleven board members are married.
A sleeper bus that cost the cor-
poration $40,000 and is used for
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lengthy tours is another Casa Loma
investment. It was last used on a
coast-to-coast tour and on the pay-
roll were two porters and chauffeurs.
Future plans call for a Paramount
Picture contract and a lengthy dance
engagement in Hollywood.
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Ray Noble's success in the recent
Fred Astaire cinema, "Damsel in
Distress," in which the English com-
poser scored a personal hit as "the
boy who didn't get the girl," has
prompted his British friend, band-
leader Jack Hylton, to attempt an-
other visit to these shores.
Until the blond maestro landed the
Burns and Allen NBC frolic, things
were not going so well. The band he
had in dear old London was not per-
mitted to come to this country with
Ray, because of union rules. And it
took Ray more than two years to
organize an American unit that com-
pared favorably with the unit he had
across the sea.
Now things are brighter for the
composer of "Good Night Sweet-
heart" and "Love Is The Sweetest
Thing." More picture work is prom-
ised and he finally has a band he
likes.
London, however, is disappointed.
Instead of expecting the return of
their wayward conductor, they are
now going to lose another favorite
son, Jack Hylton.
* * *
KEEP YOUR EARS TUNED TO:
Maxine Sullivan, dark-skinned trou-
badour who is currently inveigling
the New York night life crowds into
the Onyx Club on New York's Fifty-
second Street. Her original swing
renditions of old Scottish tunes are
really something to hear. The net-
works haven't discovered her yet,
but the record people have.
Johnny Scott Trotter, who, because
of his graceful, subdued embellish-
ments to the voice of Bing Crosby on
that NBC hour, will soon be up there
with the big boys.
Phil Spitalny is toying with the
idea of presenting his famous NBC
"Hour of Charm" orchestra in a hotel
supper room. When radio broadcasts
are through, Phil and his thirty-two
distaff side members huddle together
in a rehearsal hall for secret practices.
Only one problem is delaying the
announcement of the long-haired
maestro's return to dance work.
"I want to make sure," said Phil,
resting comfortably in a mammoth
chair which bears the wood-carved
inscription— TO FATHER ON HIS
FIFTIETH BIRTHDAY— "that when
people come to dance to my band it is
because my girls play good music and
do not get by on their sex appeal."
A feature of the dance orchestra
will be a new rhythmic style of
dancing to a choir, supplemented only
by bass and guitar.
Spitalny laughs off the warning
that the gruelling work of playing
for dinner and supper shows will
have its telling effect on the girls.
"Nonsense. No man has the en-
durance of a woman. When we played
five shows a day at the Paramount
theater in New York recently, the
only one knocked out was me."
* * *
OFF THE MUSIC RACK
Victor Arden, who conducts orches-
tras heard on electrical transcriptions
over 351 stations, uses a different
technique. He rehearses each fifteen
minute program for two hours. Then
there is a dress rehearsal. Finally
Arden is ready for the "master" rec-
ord, a wax disc from which hundreds
of records can be reproduced. Then
he listens in the control room to the
"play back." If there is the least
infinitesimal flaw, Arden does the
whole record over again . . . Red
Norvo and his rotund wife, Mildred
Bailey, may follow Benny Goodman
into New York's Hotel Pennsylvania
. . . Freddy Martin is now airing his
"Magic Music" from the swank Ritz
Carlton in New York. But Freddy's
ace vocalist, Terry Shand, was none
too happy about returning to Gotham.
Last two times Freddy came to New
York, Terry was in auto accidents
. . . Kay Kyser's new audience par-
ticipation stunt, "Kyser's Kollege of
Musical Knowledge," is a riproaring
success. Kay is mailing out over
2,000 diplomas a week to wise listen-
ers who participate in the game aired
over Mutual.
* * *
Is there ever anything new?
Vic Erwin believes there is. For-
merly musical conductor for the Walt
Disney Silly Symphonies and Max
Fleischer "Betty Boop" and "Popeye"
animated cartoons, Vic has trans-
formed this type of music to the dance
band world.
He takes the old nursery rhyme
themes— "Old King Cole," "The Pied
Piper," etc., and invigorates them
with modern tempos. For ideas, he
uses musical sound effects of "build-
ing a building," machine guns, trolley
cars going down hill for typical car-
toon treatment.
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movie lots and not receiving due
credit, Vic told his idea to Max
Fleischer.
"You're leading with your chin,
Vic," said the cartoonist and creator
of the "Spinach" man, "How can you
do that on the air?"
But Erwin sought out the Music
Corporation of America. They got
him a program on Mutual for experi-
mental purposes.
His arrangements of "Aladdin's
Lamp," "Tom, the Piper's Son,"
"Soldiers on the Shelf" and "Day at
Coney Island" are the best examples
of musical cartoons and can be danced
to in swingtime.
Crazy about nursery rhymes and
juvenile legends, Erwin is unmarried,
seldom sees any children.
ORCHESTRAL ANATOMY
GEORGE HALL— Charles Romano,
violin; Joe Herde, George Paxton,
Jack Shilkret, Michael Bruce, saxo-
phones; Walter Wax, Phil Silverman,
trumpets; Johnny Doyle, Howard
Carlson, trombones; Sam Bass, drums;
Bernard Miller, bass; John Guar-
nieri, piano. Vocalists: Dolly Dawn,
Michael Bruce. Theme: "Cabin of
Dreams."
PHIL SPITALNY: Evelyn, Esther,
Anna, Florence, Minna, Lucille, Jenna,
Lucrezia, violins; Mildred, cello; Rose,
bass; Grace, steel guitar; Alma, tuba;
Carlena, harp; Rochelle and Lola,
pianos; Vahra, drums; Guypsie, Betty,
Hazel, saxophones; Patricia, Julie,
Marie, trumpets; Velma, trombone;
Frances, Lorna, flutes. Vocalists:
Maxine, Three Little Words (Frances,
Connie, Fern). Announcer, Rosaline.
Theme: "Isle of Golden Dreams."
CORRESPONDENCE
V. LONGENECKER: Johnny Mc-
Keever, George Hall's erstwhile half-
pint vocalist, is now occasionally
heard over New York's WNEW. Write
to Bob Crosby at the Palomar Ball-
room, Los Angeles.
CHRISTINE HANDEL: Dolly Dawn
has no fan club in her honor but the
cubby little vocalist assured me that
she answers all her own fan mail.
FRED KLOHN: The trend in male
voices for radio is not restricted to
one type. Baritone Eddy, Tenor Ross,
Crooner Vallee all have their own
large following, so take your choice.
MARION GRAY: To you and all
Lombardo fans, "The Sweetest Music
This Side of Heaven" will be heard
over your favorite kilocycles all sea-
son from the Roosevelt Hotel in New
York, his favorite stamping grounds.
The networks are CBS and Mutual.
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Girls who had thought there was a
dearth of eligible escorts around town
find a certain box at the New York
first nights an eye-opener. For seated
there they see, at every opening, Olga
Baclanova, former screen star siren
and now mistress of ceremonies of
Mutual's International Salon revue
heard Friday nights at ten, sur-
rounded by four — count 'em — men.
And one and all are handsome, per-
fectly tailored and absolutely un-
known to the curious. Rumor has it
their anonymity cloaks ancient titles.
Ken Alden,
Facing the Music,
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Lum's guest. Dukey's rodeo and polo
days are just memories now, but he
still shows plenty of the old pep and
vitality that won him Will Rogers'
affection.
CINCINNATI— From the Great
Smoky Mountains came Wilda Hinkle,
WLW's versatile actress-producer,
who can mimic any feminine or
juvenile mountain character you care
to mention. When she was a girl in
the North Carolina mountains her
family and neighbors used to predict
that her ability to mimic other people
was going to get her into trouble
some day. Instead, it got her a job
that's unique in radio annals — expert
in mountaineer characterizations for
a great radio station.
Wilda has two shows of her own —
Morning in the Mountains, every
morning except Sunday at 7:00, and
Rainbow Ridge, a five-a-week serial
at 9:00 in the morning — but some-
where or other she has also found
time to write another in which, when
it goes on the air, she'll play all five
parts. In addition, her versatility
makes her a good target for hard-
pressed WLW directors. In one week,
recently, when an epidemic of colds
hit the studios, she played sixteen
different roles on as many shows.
Her hobby is something you won't
find any other radio star indulging in.
Whenever she isn't at work or visit-
ing the home folks in the Great
Smokies, you'll find her in an air-
plane, hard at work on a rather grim
pursuit — practicing bombing. A few
years ago, at an Armistice Day cele-
bration in Youngstown, Ohio, Wilda
discovered that she had an uncanny
knack for dropping bouquets from a
speeding airplane so they landed
about where she wanted them to.
Nearly hitting the Mayor with a bou-
quet encouraged her so much that
she vowed if this country ever goes
to war she's going to be an aviator,
and a bomber at that!
DETROIT — People who think they
know how to pronounce the English
language get a rude shock when they
listen in on CKLW's Pronounce It
program, originated and conducted by
Professor E. A. McFaul. For suspense,
drama, interest and all-around ex-
cellence, say Pronounce It fans, their
program has it all over every spelling
bee that ever happened.
Perhaps a large part of the interest
in Pronounce It is due to Professor
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McFaul. To begin with, when the
program first went on the air, many
months ago, he was a man of mys-
tery. His sponsors, the Industrial
Morris Plan Bank, wouldn't permit
any picture of him to be printed, and
people listening to him got the idea
from his voice that he must be at
least forty, and more likely sixty-five
or seventy. As a matter of fact, he's
in his middle thirties, looks younger,
and is a bachelor.
The secret didn't come out until
the preliminaries of the world's first
Pronounce-a-downs were held in De-
troit's Statler Hotel. Instead of
hobbling to the platform on a cane,
McFaul bounced up the steps so im-
petuously that he stubbed his toe and
lost his professorial balance — which
started the session off with a bang.
McFaul's regular program, how-
ever, isn't a contest — he just sits in
front of a microphone, pronouncing
words, spelling them, and then using
them in entertaining sentences. The
Pronounce-a-down is held only once
a year, and already McFaul's listeners
have sent in dozens of applications to
enter the 1938 one.
McFaul isn't really a professor now,
having given up his post at the Uni-
versity of Detroit to do full-time
radio work. He's a native of Michi-
gan, and during the Chicago Fair he
directed the Shakespearian troupe
there.
* * *
CINCINNATI— Paul Sullivan,
WLW's very popular news commenta-
tor, has this one to tell on himself.
One Sunday morning he went to mass
in St. Louis, and arrived just as the
priest began to lecture his congrega-
tion for tardiness. Paul slipped into
a secluded seat and listened. "You are
prompt enough at your radios," the
priest began. Then he paused, as
though searching for the most em-
phatic way to denounce the suspected
reason for his parishioners' lateness,
and exploded: "Who is this Paul
Sullivan, anyhow!"
* * *
Gertrude Berg, author, director,
and star of The Goldbergs, is an old-
fashioned soul, and writes every word
of her scripts herself, in longhand,
having nothing to do with typewriters
or secretaries. This leads to an up-
setting state of affairs. The one per-
son in the world who can read Mrs.
Berg's handwriting is her husband, a
busy executive in a New York firm.
And when I say "the one person" I
mean that literally: no secretary has
yet been found -who doesn't get stuck
on at least one word in five, and Mrs.
Berg herself often can't read what
she's written. Every night Mr. Berg
takes the script she has just turned
out and transcribes it on a type-
writer, whence it goes to the agency
which handles the show. I don't like
to think what would happen to The
Goldbergs if Mr. Berg were called
out of town on business for a few
days.
* * *
KINGSTON, ONTARIO— Not far
from Kingston is Abbey Dawn, the
first, and the finest, bird-and-wild-life
sanctuary in North America. It's a
beautiful place, and a fitting home for
the man that many consider Ameri-
ca's greatest living nature poet — ■
Wallace Havelock Robb.
Ten years ago, Robb was the suc-
cessful superintendent of a large Ca-
nadian manufacturing concern. Then
he did what most people wish they
had the courage to do — threw up his
job to follow the work he liked best.
He gave up his business entirely and
established Abbey Dawn, going there
to live and spend his time writing
nature poetry.
Now, already famous for his writ-
ings, he is fast becoming the greatest
poet of the radio, due to his regular
appearances on Canadian stations
CFRB and CFRC, and his occasional
ones on Mutual and National network
systems.
When Robb gave up his business
career he also gave up everything
that went with it. His writing is
done with a quill pen, by candlelight,
because he disdains fountain pens,
typewriters, and electric light. Sev-
eral years ago, the Prince of Wales
(now the Duke of Windsor) awarded
his royal patronage to Robb, who thus
became the first poet since the middle
ages to have a royal patron.
Poet, naturalist, and the possessor
of a rich radio voice, Robb makes his
broadcasts something to listen to if
you've ever stood entranced at the
beauty of a landscape or listened to a
bird singing. And judging from his
popularity, there are plenty of folks
who have.
Jfc * *
MINERAL WELLS, TEXAS— Around
the WBAP studios they call him "the
mighty mite of the microphone," but
his real name is Conrad Brady, al-
though listeners to his five-a-week
program know him equally well as
Granny Larkin, Welby Fudd, and
Sugar Cane. By any name, Brady's
the lad who two years ago took a
program that was scarcely more than
a string of orchestral selections with
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commercial sandwiched in, and made
it into a show that soon had all of
Texas talking about its humor, sur-
prises, and general goofiness.
To begin with, when he took over
this particular program, he decided
that it ought to tie up with the spon-
sor's product — which is identified by
the word "Crazy." Hence, a crazy
show, and crazy is the word. Nobody
on it pays any attention to timing,
members of the audience are hauled
up to the platform to do a skit, and
nobody — least of all Con — knows
what is going to happen next. And,
needless to say, listeners love it.
Con's entrance into radio is as crazy
as his program. Two years ago he
was an advertising copy writer for a
large Dallas utility concern. He hap-
pened to be visiting the health resort
of Mineral Wells on a week-end when
the regular announcer of the local
station quit his job. Con applied,
was auditioned, and much to his own
surprise went on the air thirty min-
utes later, without any previous ex-
perience or training.
The Crazy program, heard over four
Texas stations, is entirely Con's pro-
duct. He writes it all, including com-
mercials, acts as master of ceremonies,
enacts the comedy characters I men-
tioned before, and thinks up new
crazy ideas. During the football sea-
son, for instance, he presented a
mythical football game on every Fri-
day's program, managing with the aid
of clever writing and sound effects, to
make the listener think he was hear-
ing the broadcast of an actual game.
* * *
A RADIO-SET manufacturer who
takes this business of radio seri-
ously is the company which makes
Pilot radios. It has established a
weekly award for excellence in broad-
casting, and last month it gave a gala
luncheon at the Waldorf-Astoria
Hotel in New York, to celebrate the
award's first anniversary. The guest
list sounded like a who's who of radio
— Helen Menken, Lowell Thomas,
Guy Lombardo, Parks Johnson, Wally
Butterworth, Benny Goodman, Rub-
inoff, Professor Quiz, Benay Venuta,
Mark Warnow, David Ross, Andre
Baruch, John S: Young, Henny
Youngman (who was master of cere-
monies) and many more. All in all,
an occasion to make you wonder if
radio isn't growing up.
Don Richards, young baritone, di-
vides his time between New York sta-
tions WMCA and WNEW these days.
ONE reason Henny Youngman de-
livers his comedy lines so fast on
the Kate Smith show is that he's
having a game with Ted Collins. He
likes to keep the lines coming so fast
that Ted doesn't get a chance to in-
terrupt. ;
* # *
JANE RHODES, who, besides being
J the girl singer on the Packard
Mardi Gras, is one of those candid
camera fiends, has a complete collec-
tion of all the celebrities who have
appeared on the show. The gem of
the lot is one of Joe E. Brown and
Charlie Butterworth — showing Joe
with his mouth closed tight, and
Charlie with his face twisted into a
realistic imitation of Mr. Brown hit-
ting a high one.
* * *
DID Jane Pickens spend all her time
before her new job with Ben
Bernie started, in learning new songs?
Well, not quite. She put in a good
many minutes every day boning up
on the horse-racing sections of the
newspapers, knowing full well that
any girl who expects to get along with
Ben had better know her racing stuff.
And Jane hadn't ever even been to
a horse-race!
What Do You Want to Say?
(Continued from page 6)
Such programs as this, not only
afford pleasant entertainment, but
they help make evenings in Radio-
land profitable to our boys who, with-
out good, clean fun in our home,
would probably seek it elsewhere.
Mrs. Helda B. Johnston,
Atlanta, Ga.
THIRD PRIZE
RADIO MIRROR TAKES A BOW
I will be frank and admit that I
had but little interest in radio events,
and first began to buy your magazine
because of the occasional movie star
covers (which are particularly beau-
tiful and colorful). Since reading the
magazine, however, I have discov-
ered an endless stream of material-
amusing articles, radio scripts, future
radio programs of unusual merit to
watch for, interesting stories about
radio folk, their favorite photographs,
menus, wardrobe and beauty hints,
their private lives, work, romances,
hobbies, etc. In short, I have in-
creased my interest and respect for
radio entertainment through the me-
dium of Radio Mirror, for which I
thank you.
Miss Sylvia Grill,
New York, N. Y.
FOURTH PRIZE
AIN'T IT THE TRUTH?
Our home is one in which the radio
is tuned in about twelve hours a day
and we enjoy it very much, but why
must so many characters in stories,
also certain featured artists use the
word "aint"?
I try to teach my children that it is
poor English to use said word, and
they come at me with the question
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"If it isn't nice to say 'ain't,' why do
so many radio artists say it?"
Mrs. Wm. H. Quay,
St. Paul, Minnesota.
FIFTH PRIZE
A CRY IN THE WILDERNESS
I do wish you would do something
about these terrible radio programs
which clutter the airwaves at present.
I am so tired of the Hollywood pro-
grams— they are mostly devoted to
advertising themselves and are so
silly. We can see their pictures — that
is enough. I did like Igor Gorin. He
has left. Now I do not tune in. I
detest the studio applause. Ma Per-
kins should take a long rest. George
Jessel, Jack Benny, Amos 'n' Andy,
Al Jolson, are just a loud noise. Good
music is food for the soul. What has
happened to our lovely programs by
the Marine Band, Army Band and
others? What has become of Wooll-
cott? He was interesting. The Quizzes
are amusing, educational and dust the
cobwebs from one's brains, but we
have enough of them.
Mrs. I. L. Munk,
Cleveland, Ohio
SIXTH PRIZE
QUIET, PLEASE!
Not so loud please. Your soap and
flakes are all right. I prefer them to
any other. You, too, your shampoo
is every bit as good as you say it is.
And the tooth powder which practi-
cally every dentist uses. But why all
the hog-calling at every lapse in your
otherwise excellent programs? It's
enough to give us fits and ear
whistles!
From the tree tops where I scram-
ble at that point, I look down dis-
dainfully at the snorting bull who
bellows at me about the few drops
that make five times as much lather
as soap, and the powder that makes
my teeth gleam. By that time I can
foam and sparkle at the teeth with-
out the aid of your beloved products.
And the testimonials of those who
bare the beauty of their loyalty to a
bar of soap are not convincing. A
fine program and a good product
cheapened by expensive bribery.
Your listeners are bound together
in the common grip of helplessness.
In the name of sane and reasoned ad-
monition, please pipe down on the
commercials.
Louise Peterson,
Chicago, 111.
SEVENTH PRIZE
TO EDDIE CANTOR'S RESCUE
In regard to a letter I read in De-
cember's Radio Mirror, I object!
Eddie Cantor is a good comedian all
right, but without the sob part would
be just like McCarthy minus Bergen.
It's only human of us to laugh at
jokes he pays someone else to write
for him while he cracks them off.
But when he turns on the tears. Oh
boy! That's originality. That's Can-
tor-reality.
Josephine Janiec,
Richfield Spa, N. Y.
HONORABLE MENTION
In reply to "Laugh, Eddie" of De-
cember column — Eddie Cantor has
come back on the air but not with
the good comedy programs he has
been noted for. The silly kissing
and making over Fifi has disgusted
all of his ardent fans, and are we
disappointed?
Jimmy Wallington has always
added so much to this program but
now he has had to take a back seat.
Why can't we hear the good com-
edy that Eddie and Jimmy used to
amuse us with?
Neida Hathaway,
Midian, Kansas
Mary Marlin's baby had it's first
birthday a while back, and it still
yells like a very young baby. When
my four were a year old they could
talk quite plainly, and I never knew
one to stay so young as Mary's — un-
less it was an imbecile.
My suggestion is that the Marlins
get rid of the English nurse and get
someone who will not hold the child
back.
Mrs. A. Wallace,
Cranston, R. I.
It is evident the film producers are
moving into radio. First it was Show
Boat, now the Hit Parade. What does
this step mean for Radio? Will it
come to pass that Hollywood will be
able to run radio as they have done
in films? Why does all the money
have to go to one field? How many
radio artists are idle today only too
eager to get some kind of work for
these talents? I should think moving
picture artists should stick to their
own field of entertainment.
Miss Lucille Hawthorne,
Columbus, Ohio
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(Continued jrom page 39)
not breathlessly, as with Thorn — in
love with Bob; his name had spelled
gayety mixed with a respectful de-
votion, and these things she needed
for her happiness. Besides, he was
an older man, intelligent, shrewd,
with a flair for business. Jeanette
trusted his judgment implicitly.
So that when, after "The Vagabond
King," United Artists wanted to sign
her for a picture it was as good ex-
cuse as any to wire Bob and ask him
to come to Hollywood. She needed
his help professionally, she said: and
he guessed the other motive. Within
a week he had built a protective wall
around his New York interests and
had flown to Hollywood.
Things were brighter for Jeanette,
then. Now she was well enough
acquainted with California's glamour
city to know that it was a bitter and
brutal place for one girl alone, a bril-
liant play-place for one girl with a
devoted escort. She showed Holly-
wood to Bob, and vice versa; and the
liking was mutual. Heartened by his
reception he sent for Lares and Pen-
ates, announced that he was willing
to manage the interests of other stars
as well as those of Jeanette — and
settled down as a resident.
Ostensibly his reasons were pro-
fessional. Actually he had discovered
that he wanted to marry Jeanette,
and the idea suited her.
j_JER newest picture, "Monte Carlo,"
n was given worldwide release from
Hollywood. Quite suddenly foreign
press clippings brought forth lurid
tales of an alleged romance between
a certain nobleman and a blonde
American which had also allegedly a
tragic ending when the girl was shot
by his irate wife. By some legerde-
main of gossip the rumors suddenly
were that the blonde American was
Jeanette. Why has never yet been
fathomed, unless it was that Jean-
ette's picture had so authentic a back-
ground and because she looked greatly
like the nobleman's rumored para-
mour. But this story named the most
virtuous MacDonald of the virtuous
MacDonalds and certainly booted her
name about. Actually Jeanette had
never been outside her own country.
This libel had a direct result. Jean-
ette's pictures were immediately
banned by certain governments sud-
denly become moral. Then as fate
would have it, the first enthusiasm for
musicals suddenly died out, so she was
relegated to films without music.
Whereupon Europe remarked in
headlines that now certainly there
could be no doubt that Jeanette Mac-
Donald had been shot at, and hit, by
an irate princess — this was her sister,
who had no voice, taking her place.
Bob brought her the reports, in sev-
eral foreign papers one afternoon, and
sat sympathetically, hat in hand, on
the edge of a chair while she read.
XA/HEN finally she had finished he
"" said, "What're you going to do? A
tremendous percentage of the picture
receipts are from abroad — too great a
percentage to lose."
White-faced, she stared out a win-
dow. For a moment her mouth was
indeterminate; then it set firmly. Her
jaw squared. "This is ridiculous!"
she flung at Bob, furiously. "I'll have
no part of such stupid dribble. I'm
going over there and straighten things
out!"
He simply looked at her.
"I mean it," Jeanette told him firm-
ly. "I'll give a concert tour. They
can't do this to me and they'll find it
out. Don't just sit there, get busy!"
At Le Havre, a few weeks later, the
startled but still hostile press met at
the boat a cool and outraged beauty,
who told them off in vehement
French. Officials who had vague
ideas about banning her entrance into
the country were brushed aside and
put in their place before they had
time to present their arguments.
The night Jeanette sailed into the
Empire Theater, head held high and
with determined chin, for her first
concert, the packed house was mutter-
ing direly in its Gaelic throat, and
the manager warned her there would
probably be a demonstration. "Made-
moiselle," he said, "is in a peculiar
position. This is a brilliant audience,
the best we've had, but if Made-
moiselle is afraid — "
"Rubbish!" said Jeanette. But as
she stepped on the stage, into the
staring sudden silence, her lips were
dry and her pulse negligible.
Then she smiled, a rather pathetic
smile that said, Please. . . .
The CBS "Nine O'Clock Club" meets for breakfast at the famous Lebus
restaurant after their early morning shows. They're Howard Phillips,
Jeannine, Claire Sherman, Joyce Howard and Bob Gibson (yawning).
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And the audience was hers. It got
to its feet. It howled. It shrieked
the French equivalent of "We're with
you, Babe." And Jeanette before she
began to sing, knew that here too was
all of France and all of Europe, con-
quered.
The tour she made is history, chief-
ly because it was the most successful
venture of its kind ever staged. She
took time out to return and make
"One Hour With You" and "Love Me
Tonight" and to get a release from
Paramount; then she returned to com-
plete her victory in the countries that
were left.
At Antibes she met Irving Thalberg
who suggested that if she were will-
ing, he would like to star her in a
series of expensive musicals.
1^ 1935, two years after she and Bob
Ritchie had discovered that their
interest in each other was more pro-
fessional than personal — and had de-
cided not to get married after all —
Jeanette met a blond, good looking
young man named Gene Raymond.
It was time.
She was, at last, one of the greatest
stars of contemporary Hollywood and
of all theatrical history. She was fa-
mous for her voice, primarily; so that
her goal was realized. And, after too
many years of living career, she was
ready for living — merely.
You know, from the publicity it re-
ceived, every possible detail of her
romance with Gene Raymond. You
know that their meeting was accident-
al because both were late to a party
and bumped into each other on the
doorstep; the hostess took it for
granted they had come together. And
you know that a series of coinci-
dences kept bringing them together,
alone, at theater box-offices and mu-
tual friends' doors until at last they
decided to take fate up on its apparent
design.
A certain caustic reporter who has
no patience with ceremony termed
the wedding "America's Answer to
the Coronation" but it was more than
that. . . .
It was the magnificent symbol of a
life built on convention, dedicated to
achievement, lived to its fullest mea-
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final, triumphant gesture to tell the
world that a Pantie Waist, job-lot
from Macy, had become a beautiful
Gown — by Adrian.
The End
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Meals In Minutes
(Continued from page 54)
cups. Fill each cup with canned
spaghetti, top with a half slice of
bacon and place in a buttered baking
dish. Cover the bottom of the dish
with canned tomato soup, thinned
with an equal quantity of water, and
bake in a moderate oven (375 de-
grees F.) until the bacon is crisp and
the mixture is piping hot.
A la kings served on toast, popular
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soup way. Once you've tried ham
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they'll call for it again and again.
Ham Asparagus a la King
1 can cream of asparagus soup
1V2 cups cooked ham, diced
3 hard-cooked eggs
1 small can pimiento, chopped
Prepare the soup as directed on the
can, add remaining ingredients and
heat through. Serve piping hot on
toast.
Those who make a la kings with
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for vegetables; mushroom soup with
green beans or peas and cream of
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edges begin to curl, then pour over
them the mushroom soup, prepared
as directed, and heat all together.
The flavors of tuna fish and canned
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Spaghetti and Tuna Fish Casserole
2 cans spaghetti
1 can tuna fish
1 tbl. prepared mustard
V2 cup grated American cheese
Place a layer of one can of spa-
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layer of tuna fish, which has been
drained and flaked, and use the sec-
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layer of your casserole. Cover with
grated cheese, dot with mustard and
sprinkle with paprika. Bake in mod-
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mixture is cooked through and cheese
nicely browned.
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Spaghetti Omelet
3 eggs
% tsp. salt
V& tsp. pepper
1 tbl. chopped parsley
1 can spaghetti
1 tbl. butter
Separate egg yolks and whites. Add
seasonings to yolks and beat until
thick and lemon colored. Chop spa-
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whites until stiff but not dry and fold
into first mixture. Heat omelet pan
and butter bottom and sides. Spread
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and puffy. Place in oven until top is
dry and firm. Fold over and turn
onto hot platter. Serve immediately.
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Cry Before Night
(Continued from page 13)
just for the few moments when she
was on the stage that she was ex-
pected to be amusing. It was give,
and give and give. Fans waited for
her by the hundreds outside theaters
and tore at her clothes as she pushed
her way through to her car — signing
autographs, answering questions all
the way. They followed her into
restaurants, into her hotel. News-
papermen and cameramen were at
her heels everywhere she went. Some-
one was always waiting to see
Martha, and always it was someone
wiio had every right to see her, now
that she was a public figure, and the
public's own property.
Martha's husband flew East to see
her during those frantic days, but it
wasn't much of a reunion. The phones
were ringing every moment, it
seemed. There were always visitors
in the hotel suite, to whom Martha
had to be charming. There were so
many interviews on the calendar that
Buddy had no chance to talk to
Martha except when a writer was on
hand, and he wouldn't talk then for
he didn't want his words to be mag-
nified in quotations in the papers.
He spent four days clinging unhap-
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age, and didn't see his wife alone
once.
WHEN she returned to Los Angeles,
Buddy was at the station to meet
her. But so were a dozen reporters, a
corps of photographers, a studio wel-
coming committee, and a truck load
of flowers. Buddy received a warm
homecoming kiss: for the benefit of
the cameramen.
So Martha's success crowded her
marriage "off schedule." And now
Martha, crying herself to sleep every
night, wondering if things would have
been — could have been — different, if
she had tried this or changed that,
wonders if success will allow her any
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of the normal happiness which comes
to other girls of her age.
Martha hasn't changed perceptibly
since she sang for her supper at the
Century Club. A few new clothes, a
more sophisticated coiffure perhaps,
but fundamentally she's still just a
funny kid with a big smile, who likes
people and likes to sing. She hasn't
changed, but her world has.
Even her family, her mother and
father and an army of relatives are
at odds over her plans. She should
do this; she should do that.
She used to have a lot of good
friends, who would come to hear her
sing at the club, and then go with her
when work was done to Louis Prima's
Famous Door, where she'd sing for
nothing, just because she liked to sing.
There are still lots of friends, and
hundreds of acquaintances who
smother her with attention: but it's
hard to know anymore just who likes
Martha because she's Martha, and who
likes her because she's a star.
The budget doesn't balance in Mar-
tha's eyes. She has money, yes — for
a thousand interested persons to argue
over. And fame — which denies her
an hour to herself. But lawyers and
agents, and a mob of studio attaches
where there used to be a half-dozen
real friends.
There's a constant brace of body-
guards to remind her that her life
really isn't her own affair any more,
but a source of revenue to a host of
wise investors, and of amusement to
a greedy world.
NO wonder she wishes "it never'd
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outwardly at least, there wasn't a
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before she came to Hollywood. They
were hard, those years, and in them
there were more ups than downs. Yet
they had their gaiety — the gaiety of
a careless, hopeful, nomadic existence.
In those days, she could and usually
did worry about her next meal — but
she never worried about friends or
happiness.
Somehow, it seems logical that Mar-
tha Raye should have been born prac-
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stage . . . never to leave it again.
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laughing years which gave place to
the blues when the biggest "up" of
them all catapulted Martha Raye
overnight into success — look jor the
second instalment of this engrossing
story in next month's RADIO
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Beauty With a Smile
{Continued -from page 52)
of a person, making him self-con-
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\A/E in the Western World are
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"No one who hasn't seen it can be-
lieve how strong the caste system is
over there," she asserted. "Why, if a
shadow of one caste falls across the
food of another, he has to throw that
food away, even though he is starv-
ing! When there was a plague in one
district where we lived, my father
had to find an unpolluted well for the
population's drinking water — and
then he couldn't put anyone in charge
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"That sounds strange to us, but
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hard a twig as they can find, and
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I alternate four toothbrushes — to be
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Every member of our family has his
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JEAN'S family is an unusually inter-
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engineer whose work takes him to
such far-off places as India and
Mexico and who spends his spare
time painting the lovely oils which
decorate the walls of their penthouse
apartment. Her mother, whom Jean
calls "Bunny" or "Maysie," as the
spirit moves her, is a writer. "Ghillie"
(christened "Ghilea Bria" in the
original Gaelic, meaning "Handsome
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"eight years old," as Jean pointed out,
"and getting very distinguished white
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There's good taste in the hammered
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There's inspiration in the well-
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be proud of — and not the less so be-
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boiling) is filled with the finest prep-
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A home like that is the triumph
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Words with Wings
(Continued from page 40)
Last night at dinner Neysa Mc-
Mein told me what I think is a funny
story. It was new to me. Stop me
if you have heard it. It's the story
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- — Alexander Woollcott, on the CBS Heinz
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Miss Irene Ferguson, Bronx, N. Y. —
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Dick Slicken, Massillon, Ohio — If you
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Philip Osbaum, Louisville, Ky. — The
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or turnings. Some old-fashioned
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modern home, but will give it an
originality, a flavor of tradition that
no factory-made pieces can possibly
give. For example, I've seen those
little familiar black walnut Victorian
chairs painted white, with a striped
material on the seats, looking per-
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Get rid of heavy hangings. If the
brocade or velvet is good and you
like the color or can dye it, why not
cover the sofa or make some chair
seats of it, and hang up something far
more simple at the windows? There
are so many inexpensive sun-fast ma-
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more refreshing than all the fringe
and inter-lining. Try cotton taffeta, a
striped antique satin or even theatri-
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thing that will give the necessary
color to the room without interfer-
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As for ornaments, let's pile them in
a clothes basket and shut our eyes
while somebody carries them out. A
pair of those bronze jars that held the
dusty papyrus grass may make i.,ood
lamp bases; so would the Chinese
porcelain jars if we use plain
stretched neutral colored shades on
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short, he gave Don the same kind of
sales talk that Don might have been
giving somebody else.
Don was not to be convinced. It
was Don's contention that anybody
could be an announcer. All an an-
nouncer did then was step to the mi-
crophone for a minute, or less, drone
a few dull words into the instrument,
and let it go at that.
Announcing lacked color and ex-
citement, it was just a hack job. To
Don, it didn't have half the appeal
that door to door selling had, and it
wasn't even half as lucrative.
During all the time he worked for
station KOI, as a singer, Don turned
down five offers to become an an-
nouncer! Each time, he insisted that
announcing wasn't any kind of work
for a full grown man.
The trio took to wandering. They
quit their job with the food concern
in Denver, drifted to Salt Lake City,
then went further west and landed a
sustaining program on station KFI, in
Los Angeles.
J UST two weeks after Don Wilson
■*' began singing over KFI, he was
again approached with an offer to an-
nounce!
"Thanks," Don answered, "but don't
waste your time, I wouldn't take that
girl's job if I were starving to death!"
After a short while in Los Angeles,
the trio broke up. The tenor got mar-
ried, and his wife insisted that he get
a better job. When he landed a posi-
tion with an accounting concern, Don
Wilson and the remaining partner
were stranded. There was nothing
much that a baritone and a bass could
do in the way of harmony.
If Don Wilson was looking for a rap
on the chin, he certainly got it in the
year that followed. He drifted from
station to station working for prac-
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He was now convinced that his fu-
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change his mind. Not even being
locked out of rooming houses, and
missing meals!
Don Wilson might have remained
an obscure singer, he might never
have become the splendid announcer
that he is, if something bigger than
himself had not come along and
knocked his strange ideas about life,
announcing, and "sissy" jobs, into a
cocked hat.
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Missouri girl, who was visiting in
California. The girl's name was Lucy
Jane Saufley. Well, you know how it
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time in his life, that there were some
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that a year of his life was wasted. He
was broke, he had no future to offer,
and it made him mad.
He reached that high point where
Lucy Jane meant more to him than
his singing. He was determined to
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take any job, just as long as it was
honest and made him a living.
Don was sitting in the reception
room of KFI. It was one of those blue
days. He was waiting for an appoint-
ment with the station manager in the
hope that he might get some kind of
a studio job.
The manager, in his office, was in a
blue funk. One of his scheduled an-
nouncers had been stricken with ap-
pendicitis, and there was no one to
take his place!
The man at the reception desk,
knowing Wilson, and the stories about
his voice, called the manager and
gave him the information that Wilson
was waiting to see him.
The manager hurried out to the re-
ception room. Before Don Wilson
could say "Howhaveyoubeen," the
manager spoke his piece.
"Wilson, I'm in a spot," he informed
belligerently, "I need an announcer in
nine minutes, and you can do the
job."
Don thought of Lucy Jane, and said
the words he never expected to hear
himself say, "O. K., I'll take the job!"
The manager rushed into his office,
and came back with the script. Don
had time to read it just once — and
quickly. He went on the air, and the
results were sensational!
WHILE Don Wilson was still warm
from his work before the micro-
phone, the manager of KFI signed
the singer's name to a contract as an
announcer!
A few months later, Don Wilson
married Lucy Jane Saufley. She was
not only proud of her new husband,
she was proud of his job! This pride
bolstered Don, and he resolved to
give his job exerything that he had.
In less than a year, he was known the
length and breadth of California. He
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announcer.
After a year as a straight program
announcer, he was given his big
chance, the Rose Bowl game. It was
his first assignment on a National
hook up.
The hard hitting, informative, man-
ly way that Don Wilson carried the
scenes of this game out of the Rose
Bowl to the ears of a waiting nation,
made him more in demand than ever.
To Don, it killed forever the idea
that announcing was only for sissies.
As his words poured over the air, he
re-lived those breathless days when
he was smacking 'em down for Colo-
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about a hard, fast, exciting game —
and he loved it!
Offers arrived from all directions.
Don traveled east, and worked with
such big names as Nelson Eddy, Grace
Moore, and Phil Baker. His salary
exceeded anything he might have
dreamed to make as a singer.
Three years ago, Jack Benny sent
him a telegram ribbing him about a
mistake that Don had made over the
air.
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sent Benny an answer acknowledging
his blunder. The return telegram sent
Jack into such spasms of laughter
that he arranged for a meeting. He
just had to know Don Wilson.
That was three years ago, and they
have been on the air together ever
since!
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WHAT RADIO MEANS
TO THE ISOLATED
By LOUIS UNDERWOOD
YES, it's fun to listen to the radio.
It's fun, too, to go to movies, or
play cards, or go for an auto-
mobile ride. After all, we know the
radio is always there, close at hand,
when there isn't any movie we want
to see, or anyone to play cards with.
So we simply accept the radio as one
more of today's toys.
But spend a few hours as I did, in
the Audience Mail department of the
National Broadcasting Company.
Read a few of the letters from one of
the big steel filing cases. They have
come from thousands of miles, from
the lonely places of the world, from
people I will never meet, but some-
how feel I already know.
Or listen to what is unquestionably
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a program which is the very breath
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lonely men and women.
And when you've done that, sit
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twist the dials to a popular variety
program — and see if you can take
what you are hearing in your usual
casual, off-hand manner.
I can't.
I find those pictures springing up
in my mind's eye, those pictures
which came as I read the letters in
NBC's mail room.
Let me try to show you the pic-
tures some of those letters painted.
An Anglo-American oil field in
Hurghada, Egypt. It's eleven o'clock
in the morning, and the sun beats
down pitilessly on glaring sand and
the hard, brittle outlines of oil der-
ricks. In a flimsy wooden shack the
American engineer and his wife are
listening to President Roosevelt's
Fireside Chat. For a while, the sand
and the heat are gone, and it's night
in New York, a cool autumn night.
They've visited America, as they
visit it every time they listen to an
American program, and radio has
been the magic carpet to carry them
back home for a few minutes a day.
That short-wave radio set, there in
the corner of the room, is their in-
surance against homesickness.
The African Gold Coast. The jungle
itself seems to sweat in the damp
heat. In a clearing a white trader has
his post. For days on end he never
sees a white face, except his own star-
ing back from the mirror. Only
blacks, bringing their loads of ivory
and ebony to him from the interior.
But this white trader must be the
most popular white man in that sec-
tion of Africa, and he needn't worry
about the natives taking their ivory
to another trader, because he has a
radio which brings in American swing
music! The natives go almost mad,
dancing to Benny Goodman's
rhythms, and the trader himself en-
joys watching them as much as they
enjoy dancing.
Even in our own country there are
places where the land stretches away
for miles, unbroken by the movement
of any living thing. On a range near
Kingman, Arizona, three cow-punch-
ers have a radio. A community sing
program is being broadcast, and the
horses in the corral beside the cow-
hands' cabin stir uneasily. And no
wonder, for their masters' voices are
lifted in mighty song — not too tune-
ful, perhaps, not too true to the pitch,
but whole-hearted and happy. In im-
agination, those cowboys aren't in the
midst of a wide desert. They're join-
ing the singing audience in a CBS
playhouse. Miles away, yes, but still
members of the "community."
Let's go, in imagination, to a little
cabin near the northern tip of Hudson
Bay. Two trappers and a member of
the Royal Northwest Mounted Police
have just finished supper. Now one
of them is twisting the dials of a radio
set with eager, weather-bitten fingers.
All huddle as close to the set as pos-
sible.
When the Mountie left home three
months ago, his wife was expecting a
baby. By now, the baby should have
been born. Is his wife alive? Is the
baby alive? Is it a boy or a girl? He
doesn't know.
One of the trappers is waiting for
word from Rose, his sweetheart.
They're to be married when he re-
turns to Montreal in the spring. But
winters are long and Rose is pretty
and he's far away — and who knows
— perhaps she has forgotten him.
The other trapper is older, the
father of a large family. Are they
all doing well? How is the eldest
getting along in high school?
But most of all, what all three
want is the assurance that those
iney love are thinking of them.
Ears straining, they wait while
messages are read to other men scat-
tered by twos and threes over the
icy waste of the North. Then comes
news of the trapper's Rose. She has
received his letter, the letter he sent
by the last boat, weeks ago; and she
is still waiting. With a deep breath,
the trapper gets up and moves away.
The next message is for the older
trapper. His family is fine, every-
thing is going along well, they think
of him constantly, and they have
sent letters and gifts which he should
receive soon.
Last of all, almost at the end of the
hour, come words for the Mountie:
"John, your wife has given birth to
a nine-pound boy. Both are doing
well, send their love, and look for-
ward to seeing you in the spring.
We'll keep you informed of their
progress. Don't worry — and congratu-
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face relax into a shaky grin. He
swallows hard against that sudden
lump in his throat. For a few min-
utes, his wife and his son seem very
near to him.
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far-off loved ones, to those who live
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The girl who has a lovely smile can't
help but win! Tragic that so many girls
lose this charm through carelessness —
tragic that they neglect the warning of
"pink tooth brush"— let teeth that are
lustreless and dull actually spoil their
own good looks!
If you've seen a tinge of ''pink," see
your dentist. It may be nothing serious,
but let him decide. Usually, however,
he'll tell you that it's only another case
of gums deprived of exercise by our
modern, creamy foods. And, as so many
dentists do, he'll probably advise more
work and resistance — the healthful
stimulation of Ipana and massage.
For Ipana, with massage, is especially
designed to help keep gums healthy, as
well as keep teeth sparkling. Every
time you brush your teeth, massage a
little extra Ipana into your gums. As
circulation in the gum tissues increases,
gums tend to become firmer, more re-
sistant to trouble.
Change to Ipana and massage — and
change today! Let this very practical
dental health routine help you to have
firmer gums, brighter teeth— a lovelier
smile!
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Executive Editor
FRED R. SAMMIS
Editor
BELLE LANDESMAN, ASSISTANT EDITOR
How to be Happy By Charming Pollock 10
Inspiration from the air to help you find life's true joys
The Humanizing of Nelson Eddy Marian Rhea 12
It's amazing what a dummy can sometimes do!
Radio's Photo-Mirror 15
He's a Clothes Dummy 16
How to Spend $1 ,000,000 18
Let Freedom Ring! 20
Make Up Makes The Actress 22
Are You on Speaking Terms with Success? Norton Russell 23
Learn Lowell Thomas' secret for getting ahead
Return Ticket Fictionized by Fred Rutledge 24
A First Nighter drama in stirring fiction form
Cry Before Night Pauline Swanson 26
Continuing the upside-down life of Martha Raye
Why Dictators Fear Radio Cesar Saerchinger 28
A brilliant article that is food for thought
One Smart Girl John Leroy Johnston 3 1
Meet Nan Grey — most beautiful new star of the air
Mr. Mouse to the Mike 32
Special Disney drawings for the whole family
Behind The Hollywood Front Jimmie Fidler 34
Gossip that's as sparkling as champagne
Can Radio Rescue Robert Taylor? Judy Ashley 36
You must decide if he can win his dramatic battle
Follow The Moon John Tucker Battle 38
A new Radio Mirror serial of love outside the law
Tain't Funny, McGee 40
A Readio Broadcast to laugh your blues away
Fight Japan Now! Upton Close 54
You'll need courage to read this "rebroadcast"
Prof. Quiz" Twenty Questions ... 3
What Do You Want To Say?. . . 4
What's New From Coast to Coast 6
Words With Wings. 8
Radio Mirror Almanac 41
Facing The Music 62
Put The Bee on Your Spelling .... 65
What Do You Want To Know? . . 66
Radio Mirror Home and Beauty
Turn Your Eyes Toward Beauty 93
Here's Good Health! 94
COVER — Original color drawing made especially for
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TWENTY QUESTIONS
The Professor Quiz program is spon-
sored by Nash Motors every Saturday
night over the CBS network. Play the
game of radio knowledge with him on
the air and on this page.
1. In what way are your favorite
band leader's shoes different from
yours?
2. What feminine star of a daytime
radio serial is now appearing in two
Broadway shows produced by another
radio player?
3. What popular radio team have
often been called the "Myrna Loy and
William Powell of the air-waves?"
4. From what moving picture does
the popular radio song, "Heigh Ho",
come?
5. Who is the Flying Commenta-
tor?
6. How old is Don Ameche's "little
brother" Jim?
7. Name five radio programs that
are produced for children.
8. For what hew dramatic serial
were 170 actors and actresses audi-
tioned before a cast of 8 was chosen?
9. What radio actor has more lives
than a cat?
10. A radio performer who is so
ardent a pacifist he refuses to accept
any radio roles in which violence is
depicted is ?
1 1. Whose popular air show recent-
ly celebrated its 150th performance?
12. What radio star is following
in his grandfather's footsteps?
13. How many radio stations
broadcast the Lux Theater program?
14. Who was recently voted the
most popular entertainer by the Boys'
Athletic League of New York?
15. Who was recently voted radio's
most popular star by a nation-wide
newspaper poll conducted by the
Daily News?
16. What newsreel commentator
and radio comedian's appeal is based
on his zany accent?
17. Whose voice is always heard
speaking for Mickey Mouse?
18. Name the sponsors of Dr. Da-
foe's CBS talks; Those We Love; First
Nighter.
19. What comedian's real first name
is Benny?
20. What star makes a hobby of
hobbies and makes it pay?
(You'll find the answers on page 82)
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what men think. And yet she's not the
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best dancer. Why then is she so popu-
lar? Why is it always Eleanor who
dances every dance?
Any mancould tell you one reason why !
Eleanor is always sweet, nice to be near...
Eleanor never risks underarm odor!
And Eleanor would tell you: "I take a
daily bath, of course, but I never think
it's enough! A bath takes care only of
past perspiration— it can't prevent odor
' to come. Underarms must have special
care. So after every bath, and before
every date, I always use Mum!"
Simply and surely, Mum makes per-
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FIRST PRIZE
Why Not Try Your Luck?
AS you listen to your favorite news commentator or
Z-\ home-making expert over the air, do you ever
* » think, "I could do something like that?" Did you
know that there is a large welcome sign hanging in
every studio for new programs, provided they are
worthwhile, informative and interesting?
If there is one subject with which you are thorough-
ly familiar, whether it be books or fashions or house-
keeping, why not try your hand at writing a radio-talk
on that subject? One of the most important requisites
for writing radio articles, or "continuity" as it is called
in studio language is an easy, informal style of expres-
sion. When we are thoroughly familiar with our sub-
ject, however, it is usually easy to talk about it, and in
radio-writing, we are merely talking on paper.
When you have a sample radio talk written out, your
next step is to offer it to a broadcasting station. Your
material should be typewritten, and the number of
words carefully counted, for in radio every word must
have its allotted time. The average allowance is 650
words for five minutes. In deciding which station to
approach, remember that there is more chance of find-
ing vacant time in a small or new station, than in a
larger one. Why not try your luck?
G. G. Wilde, Unionville, Conn.
SECOND PRIZE
If It's Stimulation You Want —
What I want to say is about Mary Margaret McBride!
I wait for her quarter hour as I'd wait for my dearest
friend, home from a journey and bursting with news
of it. Mary Margaret is sincerity and enthusiasm per-
sonified. She makes me forget I've never been east of
Cheyenne, that she's really thousands of miles away
at this very minute. She's right over there in the one
comfortable chair, telling me all about everything!
Sure she's advertising something. And we love it. I
think she could talk tapioca the whole time and we'd
still love it. After the wholesale monotony and cut-and
dried boredom of too many other programs, Mary Mar-
garet is like a breath of salt from the sea, rain in
summer hills, a friend indeed. (Continued on page 70)
The newsreels' be-
loved Dribblepuss is
on the air — Lew Lehr,
of the Bernie show.
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page 70
If there was hope for Harriet, there must be hope for you
Let's look into Harriet's life a moment.
She came to the city and a fair position
from a small up-state town. No beauty,
she was nevertheless intelligent, full of
vivacity, and above the run-of-the-mill
in good looks. What happened to her?
The girls at the office were cordial
enough at first. Later, their attitude
changed. They seldom asked her to
lunch, so she usually lunched alone.
"Just a bunch of cats," THOUGHT HARRIET
Men usually found her interesting, yet seldom
invited her out. Most of her evenings were spent
at home by the radio or at the movies — alone.
"I wish some man were here
beside me," SHE SAID
Seeing others of her own age enjoying them-
selves, she was at a loss to understand why
her own life was so empty, so flat. Finally, it
began to get her. She wanted friends ... at-
tention . . . later, a husband and children. Yet
she was haunted by a vision of herself as an
old maid, friendless and lonely.
'Am I going to be one of these?
SHE ASKED HERSELF
Then one day her bored eyes came across an
advertisement dealing with halitosis (bad
breath) and the success of Listerine in arrest-
ing it. She could not get the advertisement
out of her mind; it haunted her.
"Maybe that's my trouble," SHE SAID
Fortunately, she had hit upon the exact truth
— which no one else had dared to tell her.
Now she sensed a reason for the coolness with
which others treated her. She made up her
mind to begin using Listerine Antiseptic.
"I'll see what happens," SHE MUSED
Well, things did happen. She began to go out
more . .». faced the world with new assurance
. . . made new friends. And men looked at her
with new interest and began to ask:
M
"MAY I CALL YOU UP?"
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In less than a year, the empty little engage-
ment book her father had given her began to
bulge with "dates." Life began to be the ro-
mantic, exciting thing she had hoped it would
be. Each day was a new adventure.
A HINT FOR YOU . . AND YOU . . AND YOU
Don't assume that you never have halitosis
(bad breath). Everyone offends at some time
or other. The delightful way to make the
breath sweeter and purer is to rinse the mouth
with Listerine Antiseptic especially before
business and social engagements. Listerine
quickly halts food fermentation, a major
cause of odors, then overcomes the odors
themselves. Nothing but Listerine can give
your mouth that priceless feeling of freshness.
Ask for Listerine and see that you get it.
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Tyrone Power and Janet Gaynor go previewing.
EDWARD G. ROBINSON, number-one tough
guy of the screen, discusses a favorite topic
at a New York cocktail party: "He has the
finest private art collection in the country —
though of course the pictures are hung atrociously."
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It's-a-shame note: Nelson Eddy won't be
back on the air until next August. But (for the
silver-lining department) he may visit your
home town on the concert tour that will keep
him busy until then.
* * #
Impertinent question: Why didn't the air-
plane companies honor Lily Pons too when they
awarded Andre Kostelanetz the title of "most
air-traveled passenger"? After all, why do they
think Andre flew all those miles?
* * *
Claire Trevor, who admits she's the most in-
efficient person in five counties, traveled with-
out her mother for the first time on her recent
trip to New York, and spent two weeks in the
Big City making appointments, writing them
down on two-inch squares of paper, losing the
slips of paper, and missing the appointments.
She's so pretty, nobody could get mad at her,
though.
* # *
Dire threat: If Rudy Vallee puts any more
By DAN SENSENEY
of his favorite English music-hall turns on his pro-
gram, we're going to take a pot-shot at our radio —
not because the performers are un-American, but be-
cause they're un-f unny.
Betty Reller, who left the cast
of Betty and Bob a few weeks
ago (she was Betty) is in New
York, fired with ambition to
work on the stage.
S. S. Van Dine, who writes
those Philo Vance thrillers, is
willing to write a series starring
his famous detective-character
for only $2,500 a weekly script.
NBC is looking for a sponsor,
and if it finds one Van Dine will
be getting the highest price ever paid a radio writer
Into forbidden backstage
radio went our intrepid
reporter to bring back
these scoops in the news
in for him. Jane agreed and dashed for the phone.
Later, Ben called to find out the results of the race.
His horse had lost. But that was all right — he didn't
have a bet on that horse anyway, the booking agent
told him. Ben rushed back to the studio to find out
why Jane hadn't placed his bet as requested. Jane
stoutly asserted that she had,
but it finally developed that
she'd misunderstood him, and
had telephoned in a name al-
most identical to the one he had
told her. Ben knew that there
was a race-horse by the name
Jane had understood him to say,
and he also knew that if the bet
had been accepted, that horse
must be running somewhere. So
he called the booking agent
back.
Believe it or not, the horse
paid six to one.
had won, and had
A comedy of errors with a happy ending went on
the other afternoon in the studio where Ben Bernie
was rehearsing his show. Ben suddenly got a hunch
to bet on a certain horse. He was too busy to leave
the studio, but he never ignores a hunch, so he called
Jane Pickens, who wasn't doing anything at the mo-
ment, and asked her to go out and telephone the bet
The whole Bernie cast turned out a few days be-
fore the program went on the air at a cocktail party
for the press — at which the focus of attention wasn't
the Ole Maestro, as you'd think, but dialect comedian
Lew Lehr. Lew, you'll be glad to know, has that
same fantastic gleam in his eye when you see him
in the flesh that he has when (Continued on page 68)
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♦« America. *>YS
I FEEL that we need to increase the
number of women in public office.
However, I would never want a wo-
man to take an office which she did not
feel herself well qualified to fill. She
will be under' constant scrutiny and in
addition, a greater effort will be made
to use her by unscrupulous elements,
and less credit will be given her for in-
telligence. She will be constantly prov-
ing herself and if she makes a mistake
it will injure not herself alone but all
women. This may seem very unfair,
but we might just as well face facts.
. . . There are some women who have
the same type of mind as men have. I
remember very well hearing my uncle,
Theodore Roosevelt, once say that his
sister, Mrs. William Sheffield Cowles,
had one of the best "men's minds" he
knew. I knew exactly what he meant
by that — her mind was analytical, non-
emotional and objective. But there were
times even with her, when emotion
crept in; and I think that is the contri-
bution which women have to make.
They can at times be objective and an-
alytical, but they can also feel things in
a way that is rarely given to men to
feel. They are also more adjustable,
having had to adapt themselves for gen-
erations to different circumstances, and
therefore can understand a variety of-
situations.
— Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt, talking
over NBC on a program sponsored by
the National Federation of Business and
Professional Women's Clubs.
Americans as a whole are still bound
to England — and England, in point
of fact, is superior on most counts to
the United States. Among other things,
it remains the fount of honor for
Americans. No matter how swell and
swagger an American woman may
be, she considers it a great distinc-
tion to be summoned to the Court of St.
James. And no matter how patriotic
an American professor may be, he is
almost paralyzed with joy when Oxford
or Cambridge offers him an honorary
degree. The thing certainly doesn't run
the other way. No Englishman with
any sense regards it as a distinction to
be invited to the White House, and very
few English scholars set any serious
value on American honorary degrees.
— H. L. Mencken, talking on the CBS
American School of the air.
Well, this is newspaper night and I
feel right at home because I read a lot,
in fact every day I get all the latest
papers — from those baskets on the cor-
ners in New York (where it says "Keep
the streets clean"). Of course, I find
other things, too. You know this morn-
ing I got up about six o'clock and I slip-
ped my little feet into my mules and I
put on my ermine robe and I dashed
RADIO MIRROR
Inspiration,
humor culled
out into the hall and I ran up and down past the apart-
ments singing and dancing and when I got back to my
apartment — my, I was surprised. I found I had three
newspapers and six bottles of milk. I guess they must
have caught in my robe, don't you think? Or don't
you?
And tonight we're going to have a recipe that is so
popular people are just dying to get hold of it. It's
called Electric Pudding — and it's free of charge — get
it? Are you ready? All righty. First, go around and
take out all the light bulbs. Stand on the chair and
drop them on the floor. Are you getting a bang out of it?
All righty. Now, sweep them
up and put them in a bowl. Now
add some pineapple juice and
some lemon juice. You see, to
make your pudding light, you
must have juice. Now, get a
hammer and pound it — as the
pudding is light, you've gotta
socket, you see. Place in oven
and while waiting for guests to
arrive, keep the electricity on
and put your finger where you took one of the bulbs
out. I'll wait for you. . . . Now when guests say, "Why
do you call this electric pudding?" just say, "Well, one
mouthful and your lights go out." Now, I'll leave you
as the newspaper men say when they see me — "I'd
like to press you, Tizzy."
— Tizzy Lish on Al Pearce's Watch the Fun Go By,
over CBS.
The world is in a very dangerous condition, going
'round in a vicious circle of pessimism, hate, and vio-
lence so that what we urgently need is a change of
mind and heart. Men have got to feel at home in the
universe again, and I believe a great deal of the des-
pair of our time is due to the fact that men have a
false picture of the universe and of our destiny. Hav-
ing lost religion and gained nothing in its place, too
many people have come to believe that life doesn't
amount to much. But actually, as Kay and Alan say
in my play "Time and the Conways," "We are immor-
tal beings engaged in a tremendous adventure." If, as
I believe, we live on after death as our Fourth Dimen-
sion selves, then we ourselves establish the conditions
and the quality of that future life. The heaven or hell
waiting for us is of our own
making.
— J. B. Priestley, author and
dramatist, in an interview with
Rudy Vallee over NBC.
wisdom and
from radio's
thousand and one programs
American medical publicity
would, I feel sure, amaze my
English listeners. For instance,
most newspapers in America
carry a daily medical column written and signed by a
registered physician, in which health topics, ailments
and diseases are freely discussed. As a result many
people in the United States have become medically
self-conscious, or even a trifle hypochondriac.
On the other hand, this increase of medical con-
sciousness probably causes the patient to go to the doc-
tor earlier and more frequently, which is an excellent
thing. It was the wisdom of the East when the Chinese
paid their doctors when they were well and stopped
paying them when they fell ill. This, in a nutshell, is
preventive medicine.
— A. J. Cronin, talking over CBS.
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HOW TO BE
BY CHANNINC POLLOCK
Every Sunday afternoon, the famous au-
thor, Channing Pollock, speaks to you over
CBS, from the editor's chair of the Heinz
Magazine of the Air. Radio Mirror feels that
seldom has the inspiration of his brief talks
on happiness been duplicated on the air and
so brings the highlights of them to its
readers, to be read and treasured.
ONE of the oldest stories in the world con-
cerns the king, suffering from melan-
choly, who was told that he could be
cured by wearing the shirt of an entirely happy
man. After years of search, the king's messengers
finally found one happy man — but he didn't have
a shirt!
Unfortunately, life isn't as simple as that. You
can't be happy without a job, or enough to eat.
But neither can you be made happy by having
a hundred shirts,* or a million dollars. The two
things most destructive of happiness are having
too little, and having too much. It always seems
odd to me that there are so many unhappy people
in the world — and so many reasons for happiness.
Years ago, a colored boy I'd met in Barbados
landed here penniless, and spent two days walk-
ing the streets. When I asked him what he'd
noticed especially, he answered, "Everybody in
New York looks so mad."
Everybody — everywhere — looks so unhappy. I
can't understand that because, except through
the loss of those dear to me, I've never been un-
happy an hour in my life. That doesn't mean I
haven't been poor — even hungry — or had my
share of worries and failures. It only means that,
through half a century of life and a lot of ex-
perience, I've learned to give everything its true
value; to realize that nothing pleasant or un-
pleasant lasts long; to care most for the things
everybody can have; and, above all, to know that
happiness comes from within one's self. Perhaps
you've heard about the little girl who declared
she was drawing a picture of God. "Why my dar-
ling," her mother remonstrated, "no one knows
how God looks." "No," daughter answered,
"but, when I get through with this, they will."
Channing Pollock, author of more than
a score of plays, began his writing ca-
reer forty years ago as dramatic critic
of his hometown paper, the Washington Post.
I wonder how many of us know how happiness
looks. No one, I'm sure, who expects to find it in
something he lacks. For what you have isn't yours
if you don't love it, and what you love can't be
lost by not having it. "Those purple hills are
mine," someone said; "Jones only owns the dirt
and fences." The important thing is zest and
enthusiasm.
I don't know how you feel, but I'd a darned
sight rather have an appetite and no food than
food and no appetite. I own a little cottage by
the sea. That sea will always be there, but, when
I no longer thrill at the sight of it, it will have
ceased to be there for me.
All the things we think we need for happiness
are things other people have without happiness.
And so many of the commonplace, unconsidered
things we value so little are things other men have
nimai
DECORATION
prayed for; struggled, lived and even
died to get. Water, for instance. Which
of us' says, "Thank God," when he lifts
a glass to his lips? Yet, there have been
men adrift on desert or ocean who would
have given all they had for a spoonful.
When I look at my • sea, I remember
that Schiller — one of the finest of poets —
longed throughout his life for a glimpse
of the ocean, and passed away without
ever knowing what he called "that im-
measurable happiness." Then, I think of
the great host who, if the surf were
breaking at their feet, couldn't see it
because they are blind, and my heart
sings that I have what most of us have,
and that's two eyes. "The world is so full
of a number of things," and most of them
are good. I often wonder why we build
monuments to conquerors, and ignore the
man who invented the combination of
ham and eggs!
A man is rich, not in proportion to
what he has. Nothing you can get is
worth much without something to match
it in your own soul.
Just after the war, I went up to Vienna
with an old friend — an Austrian monk.
That was at the peak of inflation; for
twenty-five American dollars I had been
given millions of Austrian crowns. My
companion looked at the Austrian money
and said, "Why, you're -a millionaire!"
I'd just paid 165,000 crowns for a sand-
wich, so I answered, "Yes, but the money
won't buy anything."
"Neither will any other millions," my
friend laughed. "Hundreds, perhaps.
Thousands, yes; if you have tastes beyond
eating and drinking and wearing. But
millions, my friend; millions are always
Austrian money."
Happiness isn't locked up in vaults; it's
locked up in you. Let's open the door
together, and let the sunlight in!
(Continued on page 49)
f7*
Nelson Eddy has never been
as popular as on his recent
Chase & Sanborn program, to
which he returns upon com-
pletion of his concert tour.
The new Nelson Eddy takes
time out on the fire escape
with Don Ameche, during a
Chase & Sanborn rehearsal.
THEY were all in a dither and it
was Nelson Eddy's fault.
By "they" I mean Chase and
Sanborn and Maxwell House (they
make coffee, or haven't you heard?),
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, the National
Broadcasting Company, a couple of ad-
vertising firms and a round dozen law-
yers. It was Nelson's fault because he
really should have arranged to be two
young men, each with a Voice. Then
he could have sung on two rival radio
programs with everything lovely. As
it was, conferences raged furiously on
the West Coast, the East Coast, in Chi-
cago and elsewhere, and long-distance
phone calls, telegrams and what-have-
you burned up the wires.
You see, Nelson was one of the
bright lights on the Chase and San-
born coffee (it's dated) hour every
Sunday evening, and is also under
contract to make pictures for M-G-M,
whose weekly radio hour is sponsored
by Maxwell House (good to the last
drop). You probably can imagine,
therefore, into what cement-like
solidity the plot thickened when
M-G-M, having made a picture called
"Rosalie" starring Nelson and Eleanor
Powell, proposed to present Nelson in
scenes from "Rosalie" on the Maxwell
House radio hour. Chase and San-
born, torn by the thought of his be-
guiling voice Pied-Pipering coffee
drinkers away from their Chase and
Sanborn habits and into the waiting
arms of Maxwell House, promptly had
a fit.
Of course, it was finally straightened
out as things usually are. Nelson
ultimately and legally was scheduled
to endorse the merits of Maxwell
House coffee by participating in the
"Rosalie" broadcast. But, withal,
everybody wasn't happy. As the
Fink
By MARIAN RHEA
morning for the first "Rosalie"
rehearsal rolled around, ten-
sion still prevailed. Victorious
though they were, the Max-
well House producers found
their nerves pretty well shot
and their tempers short. All
the legal parleying had been
too much of an ordeal and had
taken up too much time. They
were upset.
And then, into that jaun-
diced situation, bright and
smiling and rarin' to go,
walked Nelson . . . Nelson
wearing an immaculate gray
suit, blue accessories, shoes
shined to dazzling brilliance —
and a sandwich board which
read:
I DRINK SANKA!
Whereupon everybody
laughed, the jaundiced gloom
of the occasion was routed
and the rehearsal was a great
success.
"That guy'll be the death of
me," a friend of mine at NBC
told me, reminiscing about
this and other gags staged by
the reputedly staid and proper
Mr. Eddy. "He certainly has
changed."
Changed? That is what
most people think since Nelson
blossomed forth with comedy
on the Chase and Sanborn
hour. "What has happened to
Nelson Eddy?" they say.
Well, on the answer to that
hangs a story. Because, you
see, Nelson Eddy always has
been a comedian. It is just
that his clowning has been
kept away from motion pic-
tures and until recently away
from radio as a dark secret to
be whispered about (with
chuckles) but always sup-
pressed from a public com-
fortably devoted to him as a
Romantic Personality ever
since he made his debut as the
handsome (and serious) hero
of "Naughty Marietta."
Nelson's talent for funny
In his heart he always knew
what he wanted to be, but it
took a dummy to showhim how
Photo by Clarence Sinclair Bull
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business kept cropping out around NBC studios, until
it got before the "mike" and was featured regularly.
Of course, this development was gradual, he ex-
plained to me. It kind of "growed" like Topsy. From a
single line, in fact. He doesn't remember what the line
was, except that all of a sudden as he read his script
in a certain bit of dialogue, the audience witnessing
the broadcast was laughing, and laughing hard.
"It was just a commonplace line, at least that is
what I thought," he said, "and no one was more sur-
prised than I to see the result.
"And," he went on, "if you ask me the reason why
I am funny at all, I think it is because my comedy has
been so unexpected. Everybody is used to me as a
decidedly unfunny individual. My screen roles cer-
tainly have lacked humor and at broadcasts, too, I
always used to stand around looking solemn . . . You
know, as if I were about to deliver the Gettysburg
Address ... so that when I did break loose with a little
something on the humorous side, the shock was too
great."
"But weren't you afraid people wouldn't like it?"
I asked him.
"Well, yes, I was," he confessed ruefully,
"and with a reason. At first (although
they have stopped coming now) I
received a good many letters com-
plaining about all the 'monkey
business' I was going in for. In
fact, one earnest damsel, I re-
member, wrote in regularly
after each Sunday broadcast
quite pointedly' to this ef-
fect: 'Don't try to be whut
you ain't.' But would you
believe it? Just a couple
of weeks ago I got a letter
— my secretary saved it
for me — which read simply
and beautifully: 'I tak back
whut I said. You ar swill'."
So Nelson went on, getting
funnier and funnier, and
having an elegant time do-
ing it — blossoming out, in fact,
until that solemn look he used to
wear at times is gone forever.
"Of course, I still like the kind
of pictures I am making," he told
me the last time I saw him, "and
I guess the public finds them satis-
factory, also. I have nothing to
complain of there at all. But for pure, unadulter-
ated fun, give me a broadcast with Don Ameche,
Charlie McCarthy (and Bergen, of course) and
the Stroud Twins. They — well, this may be a
troublous old world, my income tax may look like the
German war debt and I may have picked up the
measles somewhere, but fifteen minutes with that
gang and you feel like a new man."
Fifteen minutes with Nelson himself, for that mat-
ter. As for an entire rehearsal and then maybe the
broadcast after that, all I have to say is I wish you
could see for yourself, sometime, what goes on . . .
As I did not so long ago.
Arriving at the rehearsal room at the appointed
hour, I found Nelson and most of the others there
before me. He looked very stylish in a brown suit
with pale pink shirt and red tie (it may not sound
so good but the shades were right) and he seemed to
be selling papers.
"Have one," he said to me. "Five cents or free if you
haven't a nickel." Apparently he had said the same
thing to all the others because they had one, too.
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Nelson's probably
next gag he'll pull
Nelson explained what it was all about. "When
Bergen begins to go over his script with Charlie, just
read your paper. Bergen'll think we're bored."
The orchestra played the overture and Bergen and
Charlie took their places. It is Bergen's custom never
to reveal any of his script to other members of the cast
until all are assembled for that final Sunday afternoon
rehearsal before the broadcast. In that way he can
judge the average audience's reaction.
"Well, Charlie," he began to his top-hatted pal, "I'm
thinking of building a house."
"Yeh?" said Charlie. "What kind of a house?"
"French Provencal."
"Ah," remarked Charlie, politely, "and I suppose
your furniture will be Louis, The Pasteur?"
Bergen (and Charlie) paused, waiting for the laugh
they had expected. But we were deep in our Eddy-
provided newspapers.
A little disconcerted but still persevering, Bergen
went on. "I'm going to have some hooked rugs, too."
Charlie looked sly. "Oh, yeh? Swell. An' say, I
know where I can snitch a painting, too."
Again the pause supposed to be filled by spontaneous
chuckles — a blank, empty pause. We were
still reading.
Bergen tried once more. "Charlie, I
have a real Duncan Phyfe!"
"Can you play it?"
For the third time, that shriek-
ing silence from the reading
room beyond the stage. Ber-
gen set Charlie down on his
stool, hard, and eyed us
malevolently.
"Darn it, you so-and-sos,"
he yelled, "it may be bad
but it's not THAT bad!"
And threw his script at
Nelson Eddy, who emerged
from behind his newspaper
the picture of injured inno-
cence.
"Oh, you were rehearsing?
I could have sworn nothing in-
teresting was happening."
Despite all Nelson's horseplay,
they finally finished the rehearsal
and got through the actual broad-
cast, too, in fine style. Of course
Nelson made a few faces at Don
which weren't in the script, but
in the main he was very well be-
haved. Also, he got the biggest bonafide laugh of the
evening when playing the role of a pseudo detective,
with just two lines:
"Aw, shucks."
It wasn't what he said, it was the way he said it
that rolled 'em in the aisles.
At the close of the broadcast that night, as I left the
studio, I saw Nelson sitting on a divan in the foyer.
"I'm waiting," he said, "for Don."
"Don Ameche? Why, he's gone," I informed him.
"Oh," airily, "I know that. I mean I'm waiting for
him to get good and mad. I've parked my car in front
of his down in the lot and he can't get out. . . ."
Now I ask you, what would you do with a guy like
that? Maybe the answer is to laugh at him as he
wants us to do from now on, since his lighter side has
reared its comic head.
Nelson has taken temporary leave of his program
to go on a concert tour and there's no telling what he'll
do when the mayor gives him the key to the city. But
there is one thing you can be sure of — he won't be
off the air longer than he can help. It's too much fun!
smiling over the
on Don Ameche.
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Even if his legs are so wobbly that he can't stand aione,
Charlie McCarthy still can model a wardrobe with appro-
priate trimmings that's the envy of masculine Hollywood.
As to colors, Charlie, true to the old sod, favors green.
As to cut, the more dashing the better. Above, the slip-
over sweater is the Christmas present of Dorothy Lamour.
HE'S A
CLOTHES
DUMMY
Astride his bronco (same hardwood origin) Charlie
shoots to kill in his Deputy Sheriff's uniform.
Above, camel's hair is the coat, French the beret,
pleased the expression. Below, his mess jacket.
Charlie's so proud of that silk topper he refuses
to take it off even while he's having his dinner.
Above, for quiet evenings, Charlie picks a French
flannel robe. Below, the full McCarthy ensemble.
Photos made cshcciaHv for Radio Mirror by Hyman Fink
His head may be wooden, but
his wardrobe is snappier than
that of any flesh and blood
fop who ever ogled the ladies
What you bright readers may already have spotted as
a Charlie McCarthy boner isn't really an oversight —
that monocle is a non-removable feature of Charlie's,
hence his formal appearance when he's ready for bed.
Those silk pajamas are green too, but he compromised
when he came to the scarf and selected a white one.
■
Rehearsals and broadcasts are held in sound
stage 9 on the Warner lot — home-like surroundings
for the movie guest stars. The studio audience
packs itself into the barn-like structure wherever
there is room.
Al Goodman, veteran radio maestro, directs the
45-piece orchestra for Your Hollywod Parade.
High-priced stars use the floor for their script conference:
Monroe, Bette, Basil Rathbone
18
The Parade script must be completed ten days before
the broadcast. First rehearsal is on Monday; on Tues-
day the dress rehearsal is recorded; on Wednesday the
record's played back so actors can benefit from their
mistakes.
and Patric Knowies
HOW TO SPEND
ff.000,000
WHEN radio went Hollywood over a year ago the first thing
it learned from the movie studios was how to spend money.
This winter Warner Brothers and Lucky Strike collaborated on
Your Hollywood Parade, at an estimated cost of well over
$1,000,000 a year. Warners built its program around Dick
Powell last summer, made a record of it, and sent the record
East to prospective sponsors. Lucky Strike's advertising agency,
Lord & Thomas, was so impressed that it sent one of its bright-
est radio producers, Tom McAvity, to confer with the studio.
Net result was a new program in place of Wednesday's Hit
Parade over NBC called Your Hollywood Parade. Here's where
most of the money goes: 60 minutes on a coast-to-coast net-
work; Dick Powell; Al Goodman and 45 musicians; Rosemary
Lane; Producer McAvity and his aides, Paul Monroe and June
Nester; script writers Frank Gill and Arch Oboler; guest stars
like those on these pages.
10
Above, the entrance to Town
Hall, in midtown Manhat-
tan; left and opposite page,
members of the audience
hurl questions — usually em-
barrassing ones— at speakers
IN a day when freedom of speech is often reduced
to a figure of speech, in a world where freedom
of any kind is fought by isms that would tell
each man what he should believe, hear, and say,
America has a radio program embodying all the
precious qualities dictators are busy erasing. It
is America's Town Meeting of the Air, broadcast
every Thursday night on NBC's Blue network.
An offshoot of the League for Political Educa-
tion which operates Manhattan's Town Hall where
the program originates, Town Meeting is the brain
child of George V. Denny, Jr., who went to NBC
in 1935 with a radical proposal — to open the air-
waves to uncensored debate on current national
problems. Begun as experimental broadcasts,
Town Meeting is now one of NBC's most prized*
41 3J !J I
Right below, George Denny
rings a bell to begin the
broadcast; opposite page,
Hugh S. Johnson speaks as
his listeners prepare a cross-
examination of his points.
programs. Every Thursday night two or more
prominent citizens such as Upton Close, Dorothy
Thompson, Hugh S. Johnson or Secretary Perkins
debate, often with a vigor radio' elsewhere shuns.
The highlight of each broadcast, however, comes
when members of the audience rise to cross ex-
amine the speakers, with neither question nor an-
swer rehearsed.
In less than three seasons, the Town Meeting
has won recognition as the most accessible national
forum. Throughout the country this winter people
are gathering in local meetings to listen and con-
tinue the debate themselves.
America's old time town meetings live again,
with radio replacing the red hot stove and static
the crunching of crackers.
IN a day when freedom of speech is often reduced
to a figure of speech, in a world where freedom
of any kind is fought by isms that would tell
man what he should believe, hear, and say.
America has a radio program embodying all the
precious qualities dictators are busy erasing. !•
nerica's Town Meeting of the Air, broadcast
every Thursday night on NBC's Blue network.
offshoot of the League for Political Educa-
tion which operates Manhattans Town Hall when
the program originates. Town Meeting is the brain
child of George V. Denny. Jr., who went to NBC
in 1935 with a radical proposal — to open the air-
waves to uncensored debate on current national
problems. Begun as experimental broad
Town Meeting is now one of NBC's most p
Programs. Every Thursday night two or more
•^eminent citizens such as Upton Close, Dorothy
deb^PS°n' Hugh S" Johns°n °r Secretary Perkins
The h °ften with a vi8°r radio elsewhere shuns.
highlight of each broadcast, however, comes
e« members of the audience rise to cross ex-
e the speakers, with neither question nor an-
"*er rehearsed.
j^1' ; than three seasons, the Town Meeting
'o on recognition as the most accessible national
are o.' . rhroughout the country this winter peoPle
ng in local meetings to listen and con-
•-bate themselves.
:ia s old time town meetings live again,
'^placing the red hot stove and static
">ng of crackers.
A sacred American tradition
lives again in radio's great-
est free-for-all broadcasts
As star of On Broadway, Sundays on NBC,
Alice must be expert in character study.
Opposite, as the Playwright, specs and
all. Below, the thumb-in-soup waitress.
Costumes by Saks-34th
Street. Netv York
Photographed by
Rax Lee Jackson
When Alice was called on to play a night-
club hostess, she imagined it this way.
Here Alice shows you how she interpreted
her recent role as the demure debutante.
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«5P $w? <?!7
UNACCUSTOMED as you
are to public speaking,
didn't it ever occur to
you that you are doing your-
self a great injustice?
Perhaps nobody has ever
asked you to say a few words
at a meeting or a banquet;
perhaps, for that reason, you
have never thought it was
worth while to learn to think
on your feet. But on the other
hand, you have certainly
wished you could be more suc-
cessful than you are — more
poised and self-assured, more
confident of your own powers
and — above all — more able to
convince your friends and
business associates that you
possess those powers. And,
wishing that, it must have oc-
curred to you that there might
be a secret of success that you
don't know.
Lowell Thomas, successful
radio star and author, news-
reel commentator and world
traveler, believes that he has
found that secret of success! It
is the ability to speak in pub-
lic, to face one person or a
group of people and talk to
them clearly and unhesitat-
ingly.
Nor does he believe this
simply because speaking in
public has become his profes-
sion. It began long before he
stepped on a lecture platform,
when, a new boy in school, he was elected to an
important class office solely because he made a good
speech in the assembly hall.
"Knowing how to express yourself in public is the
key to confidence in yourself," he says, "as well as
the key to inspiring confidence in yourself in the
minds of others. No matter what your profession is,
this ability will help you more than any other one
thing, to reach the top."
But how does one learn to speak? Here, as Lowell
Thomas gave them to me, are the seven rules that
he considers most important. They were learned
Author, adventurer, world traveler,
Lowell Thomas is heard on NBC Mon-
days through Fridays at 6:45, E.S.T.
By NORTON RUSSELL
From Lowell Thomas comes
an inspiring message and a
way to get more out of life
through years of experience,
under all sorts of conditions —
in a hall filled with hostile
listeners, in a tropic night
when giant bats did their best
to interrupt both speaker and
listeners, in a lifetime filled
with lectures and addresses
both impromptu and rehearsed.
They don't represent theory,
but practical fact, and if you
can study them and practice
them, you'll find that the
thought of saying a few words
to a group of your friends or
acquaintances is no longer
something to give you gallop-
ing stage-fright.
"Of course," Thomas said
by way of preface, "these rules
have the same drawback that
rules for anything else have —
you can break them all and
still have a great speech. But
if you do, you are the excep-
tion that proves the rule.
"To start with, here's the
way to prepare your speech:
Know your subject. If you
don't, you'd better run as fast
as you can to get out of talk-
ing about it. Know it so thor-
oughly that you're certain
you're just a little bit better
posted on it than anyone else
in the room. There's nothing
like that certainty to give you
poise and confidence.
"If you have time and want
to, write the speech out before-
hand. Write it out exactly the way you want to give
it — and then throw away the manuscript. Don't ever,
ever try to memorize your speech word for word. How
do you know that when you're in the middle of de-
livering it a bomb won't go off outside, or somebody
won't sneeze, or something won't happen that will
break your train of memory and leave you with
nothing whatever to say? It's much better just to
memorize the outline, so that you know you won't get
off the track.
"If you want to make a really effective speech, you
won't use any notes either. (Continued on page 89)
23
"Decide?" cried Mortens,
his voice edged with
panic, his hands quivering,
've decided already —
and I want to go back!"
A First Nighter drama in story form — an unforget-
table fantasy in which life's two greatest mysteries
— love and death — lead a girl's heart to happiness
ILLUSTRATED BY EDGAR McGRAW
Few broadcasts can hope to
attain as loyal and appreciative
an audience as that won by
Campana's First Nighter pro-
gram on NBC over a period of
many years. Through a succes-
sion of broadcasts of unvarying
listener interest, it has become
an honored member of radio's
family.
Beginning with this issue the
editors of RADIO MIRROR hope
to present from time to time
these outstanding radio dramas
written in colorful fiction form.
If you have a favorite First
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card with your choice.
A DESERT cloudburst had struck
a bluff just above the railroad
tracks. Furiously it had 'bat-
tered the weathered soil of the bluff,
thrusting millions of tiny watery
fingers into minute crevices, prying
and tugging until the whole sodden
structure had torn itself loose and
crashed downward, covering the
tracks with tons of debris.
The landslide lay there now, in
the darkness, unnoticed and unseen,
while the transcontinental flier came
toward it, seventy miles an hour. On
one side were the remains of the
bluff; on the other a sharp drop to a
gully two hundred feet below.
The train rounded a curve just
below the slide. Its headlight picked
out the ugly, formless mass; its
whistle sounded a shrill note of
alarm and its suddenly applied
brakes sent a shudder throughout
its length. But it was too late to
stop. The engine hit the obstruction,
plowed over and through it, toppled,
and dragged the string of cars with
it down into the gully.
Into the abrupt silence rose the
screams and groans of hundreds of
human beings.
* * *
The little white house looked very
neat and homelike, with its lights
shining out into the darkness and the
rain. And the little man who opened
the door — it was funny, but none of
them seemed to notice whether he
was young or old — greeted them
cordially, with a "Good evening.
Won't you come in?"
"I'm sorry to bother you," said
Ronnie, "but we've lost our way. I'm
Ronald Willett. This is Miss Veron-
ica Calder and Mr. George Price."
"Yes, I've been expecting you."
"You have? But how . . . ?"
The little man smiled. "Well, the
roads are so bad this weather that
things happen. Please come in.
Supper's almost ready."
The three young people stepped
into the warm, brightly lighted liv-
ing room of the bungalow, and their
host bustled about, pushing chairs
closer to the crackling fire, bestow-
ing a passing caress on the collie
who dozed in front of it, taking their
damp coats and hats and hanging
them up. Luckily, he didn't ask them
how they'd come there. Luckily, be-
cause none of them exactly knew.
They had been in the house only
a minute- or two when there was
another knock on the door, and the
little man excused himself to admit
two more guests — a sad-looking,
faded woman in her fifties, dressed
in black clothes, and a heavy-set
man whose beard showed in dark
shadows underneath his skin. They
introduced themselves as Mrs. Anson
and Mr. Mortens.
"Where are we, anyhow?" Ronnie
asked. "Weren't we somewhere near
the border between Nevada and
Utah?"
"Why, yes," said the host, "you're
more or less on the border. ..."
He stationed himself with his back
to the fire and beamed upon them
all.. "I'm so glad you could all come.
By the way, I'm Mr. Noman."
"Glad to know you, Noman," Mor-
tens said rudely. "Got a telephone
around here?"
"Why, yes, over there on that
table. Won't you come over nearer
the fire, Mrs. Anson? It s a bad night
out and you must be ,cold."
Veronica Calder, stretching out
her long, tapering fingers toward the
fire, said, "It's fortunate this house
was so close, Mr. Noman. I don't know
what we'd have done otherwise."
"Yes," he said, "but then it's never
very far away."
"Faraway? Far away from what?"
"From where things happen, of
course."
Involuntarily, Veronica shud-
dered. She was cold, and there
seemed to be no heat in the flames
on the hearth. . . . From where
things happen? But what had hap-
pened? Desperately she tried to re-
member. She and Ronnie and George
had been on their way somewhere
. . . but how had they come to this
little house? And why did those
other two — Mrs. Anson and Mr.
Mortens — seem familiar to her?
Where had she seen them, and
when?
She looked up, into Ronnie's eyes,
and George's; and she saw that they
too had forgotten, and were afraid.
She wanted to rise, to get out of the
house, but her will had lost the
power to direct her muscles. It was
as if she were bound there, helpless,
in that chair before the crackling,
cold fire.
Mortens bellowed angrily from
the corner. "Something's the matter
with this phone. I can't get any
answer."
"The bad weather," Mr. Noman
explained smoothly. "The wires are
all down, I imagine." No one in the
room believed him.
(Continued on page 80)
Into the silence Mrs. An-
son's voice fell, filled
with pity. "Why go back?
It won't help Billy any,
unless you tell them . . ."
.- .
*£
Youthful vaudeville actors — Martha (aged 7) and Buddy Raye.
PEGGY HOOPER fainted at
the piano on the stage of the
Broadway theater in Butte,
Montana, on the afternoon of
August 27, 1916, and Pete Reed,
her partner, stopped in the mid-
dle of his song and carried her
into the wings.
Even the other actors on the
bill were puzzled when a fill-in
act went on for Reed and Hooper
that evening. The dressing
rooms back stage buzzed with
comment.
"What's the matter with Peg?"
... "I didn't know she'd been ill."
. . . "Is a fainting spell so serious
these days that you have to be
toted off to a hospital to get over
it?" ... "I didn't think four-a-
day pay could stand hospital
bills; mine can't." . . . "It must be
serious, though, or they wouldn't
let themselves be docked like
this, without even trying to go
on."
If they had asked him, Pete
Reed would have told them that
his wife was about to have her
first baby. But they didn't ask
him, for Pete was down at St.
James' hospital, pacing up and
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down the corridor outside the de-
livery room door.
"Peg shouldn't have taken on
this last week in Butte," he was
thinking. "Crazy kid . . . plucky
though. I didn't think it would
be so soon. She told me those
colonial costumes would fool
everybody. Guess they fooled
me, too. Wait'll the gang hears
about this in the morning."
And then, aloud, as the doctor
passed him in the hall. "How is
she coming along, Doc? Is there
anything I . . .?"
The doctor, hurrying by, didn't
stop to answer. But there was
nothing that Pete could do. In a
few moments a gasping cry be-
yond the closed door informed
him that Peggy Reed's baby had
arrived safe and sound; a nurse
amplified the information with
news that "mother and daughter
are doing well." It was just mid-
night.
She was a tiny, blonde and
blue-eyed baby. They called her
Martha.
Reed and Hooper (Double:
talking, singing, piano; available
split- week bookings) didn't show
i
i
So short were her
friendships, Martha
has forgotten this
playmate's name.
At the age of one year, and
As a Broadway chorus girl.
By PAULINE SWANSON
An upside down childhood with a hundred differ-
ent hotel rooms for home and a doll for her only
real friend - the engrossing story of Martha Raye
up on a vaudeville bill again for
eleven days, when they caught
up with their troupe in Pueblo,
Colorado. It was the same old
four-a-day routine after that ex-
cept for minor changes: Peg
looked with sudden disfavor up-
on her bouffant, colonial-style
costumes, and appeared on the
stage again in her own becoming
evening gowns; Pete had to make
up a second chorus to "Our
Merry Oldsmobile," in order to
allow Peg a minute more for her
costume changes — since the top
tray of her costume trunk was
temporarily out of service.
Equipped with mattress, pillow
and a warm bottle of milk it was
standing up valiantly as a crib
for Martha Raye.
Martha made her first appear-
ance backstage when she was
eleven days old, when a trio of
hard-boiled acrobats, two Broad-
way hoofers, a black-face come-
dian and Leonardo, the Lion
Tamer forgot they were tough
guys and gooed and gurgled at
her until they missed their cues.
From that day, until after she
was sixteen, Martha didn't know
hotos through courtesy of Paramount
there was any place besides a the-
ater where a little girl could go
between breakfast at noon and
supper after the last show at
night.
Show people had babies even
in those nomadic days, but they
sent them to their sisters and
brothers on the farm, or enrolled
them in theatrical nursing homes
in Chicago or New York. Martha
Raye, holding court every day in
her trunk tray in Reed and Hoo-
per's dressing room, was just
rarity enough to be the most
pampered baby in Christendom.
Peg and Pete doted on her, of
course, and spent every moment
they were away from the foot-
lights dangling her on their knees
or shaking rattles in her charmed
and sparkling face. But they
were not alone in spoiling her.
Martha had the cunning of a
little witch. She wasn't six
months old before she learned
that she had only to set up a
howl to have a whole roomful of
clowns dancing attendance upon
her, even when her mother and
father were on the stage. One
whimper, (Continued on page 59)
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So short were her
friendships, Martha
has forgotten this
playmate's name.
Youthful vaudeville actors — Martha (aged 7) and Buddy Raye.
PEGGY HOOPER fainted at
the piano on the stage of the
Broadway theater in Butte,
Montana, on the afternoon of
August 27, 1916, and Pete Reed,
her partner, stopped in the mid-
dle of his song and carried her
into the wings.
Even the other actors on the
bill were puzzled when a fill-in
act went on for Reed and Hooper
that evening. The dressing
rooms back stage buzzed with
comment,
"What's the matter with Peg?"
... "I didn't know she'd been ill."
. . . "Is a fainting spell so serious
these days that you have to be
toted off to a hospital to get over
it?" ... "I didn't think four-a-
day pay could stand hospital
bills; mine can't." . . . "It must be
serious, though, or they wouldn't
loi themselves be docked like
this, without even trying to go
on."
If they had asked him, Pete
Hood would have told them that
his wife was about to have her
•irst baby. But they didn't ask
him. for Pete was down at St.
James' hospital, pacing up and
down the corridor outside the de-
livery room door.
"Peg shouldn't have taken on
this last week in Butte," he was
thinking. "Crazy kid . . . plucky
though. I didn't think it would
be so soon. She told me those
colonial costumes would fool
everybody. Guess they fooled
me, too. Wait'll the gang hears
about this in the morning."
And then, aloud, as the doctor
passed him in the hall. "How is
she coming along, Doc? Is there
anything I . . .?"
The doctor, hurrying by, didn't
stop to answer. But there was
nothing that Pete could do. In a
few moments a gasping cry be-
yond the closed door informed
him that Peggy Reed's baby had
arrived safe and sound; a nurse
amplified the information with
news that "mother and daughter
are doing well." It was just mid-
night.
She was a tiny, blonde and
blue-eyed baby. They caUed her
Martha.
Reed and Hooper (Double:
talking, singing, piano; available
spht-week bookings) didn't show
At the age of one year, a„d . . . As „ Broadway ehoru, girl.
By PAULINE SWANSON
An upside down childhood with a hundred differ-
ent hotel rooms for home and a doll for her only
real friend -the engrossing story of Martha Raye
up on a vaudeville bill again for
eleven days, when they caught
up with their troupe in P
Colorado. It was the same old
four-a-day routine after thi
cept for minor chanj
looked with sudden disfavor up-
on her bouffant, colonial
costumes, and appeared on the
stage again in her own becoming
evening gowns; Pete had to
up a second chorus to Our
Merry Oldsmobile," in order to
allow Peg a minute more for her
costume changes-s.nce the top
standing up valiantly as a cnb
for Martha Kaye^
Martha made her ""• aPPea
ance backstage when *. w^
eleven days old, wne
hard-boiled acrob ts two *
way hoofers, a blacK
dian and ^Vfe tough
Tameand°rggtd "d gurgled a«
Suvs a 7 .^missed their cues.
her Un" hat day u"'jl af""
From that day. ^^
was sixteen, Martha a.
itrical ii
howl to hav' ful oi
whirm
— — -
The author of this article ex-
plains why Mussolini thinks so
ittle of broadcasting, and why
Hitler, below, is seldom heard
in America, while Stalin, right,
seldom broadcasts even at home.
Photos by Wide World
Cesar Saerchinger, with seven exciting and
tumultuous years as CBS's European representa-
tive behind him, returned to New York to write
down in "Voice of Europe" his experiences abroad
arranging broadcasts (for American audiences)
of speeches by Europe's rulers and royalty. Here-
with Radio Mirror presents one of the book's
most revealing chapters, a study of the men who
today are fast molding the fate of Europe and the
world. "Voice of Europe" published by Houghton-
Mifflin will be released shortly after March first.
PEOPLE'S curiosity about monarchs is in this age
equalled, if not surpassed, by their interest in
dictators — those Men of Destiny who are supposed
to hold the fate of nations in their palm.
It is not surprising that the eyes of the masses
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everywhere should be centered on effulgent person-
alities like Mussolini, Hitler and Stalin, and that radio
should be called upon to penetrate their defenses and
expose their magnetic gifts to the world.
But it was soon found that much of the hypnotic
power by which these men swayed the emotions of
their peoples evaporated when only their disembodied
voices were electrically transmitted in a radio re-
ceiver. The fascination of the heroic persisted only
in the minds of those whose emotions were sustained
by a kind of hysterical faith, by the perfervid imagina-
tions of people already under the spell of the superman
legend, looking to the political Messiah, the Medicine
Man of psychic power, to cure the nation's ills. To
the dispassionate listener in his own four walls, to
the sceptic and the political realist the magniloquence
of these prophets was just so many words. Which
By
CESAR
SAERCHINGER
Though their rules are
absolute, one field is
forever barred to
them. Read the rev-
elations of an Ameri-
can who saw how the
mierophone threat-
ens their mystic sway
RADIO
accounts for the fact that none of the contemporary
Dictators have taken kindly to the microphone.
Benito Mussolini made one broadcast in English
from the privacy of his study. In it he assured America
that the modern world was unthinkable without it,
which was no surprise to the average American. He
also assured them (in 1931) that without their
"idealistic" help, the war could not have been won.
And without America's aid, he said, prosperity could
not be regained — bad news for Americans in the
depths of Depression. All this was less than might
have been expected from a political miracle man.
Then followed his assurance that Italy would "never
take the initiative in another war" (four years before
Abyssinia), and an argument in favor of a deflationary
policy (two years before the New Deal) — neither of
which statements reflects great credit on the prophetic
qualities of Dictators. All in all, without the histrionic
accompaniments, the oration was not very impressive.
After this, Mussolini never made another broadcast
properly speaking; though most of his public speeches
were picked up and broadcast to the nation — and
beyond.
I tried and tried to break this abstinence, but with-
out success. Every time I went to Rome I would
haunt the Palazzo Chigi, where the Italian foreign
office was located, to try and argue the satellites into
persuading the Duce. All I got out of it is a good
look at the sumptuous Renaissance rooms, the gorgeous
carved ceilings, the opulent tapestries and hangings.
Everything, of course, depended on Mussolini, that
man of iron will and quick, inflexible decisions; the
pleasure of II Duce was law — hence nobody could
promise anything. Obviously the short cut would be
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to see the Duce himself. It took a long time, but at
last I got my summons to the Palazzo Venezia,
where the great man received his callers every after-
noon. I was told to be on time — 6:15 p. m. — because
the periods were exactly calculated on a quarter-hour
basis. I arrived punctually and waited, in a tiny ante-
room, where another Hopeful was already parked.
He went in after the man before him came out, about
ten minutes after I, according to schedule, should
have gone in. I waited altogether about a half hour,
which was less than half the usual waiting time at the
Palazzo Chigi, down the street.
The usual routine, which has been frequently
described by others, now followed. The smiling
flunky opens the door, you perceive the Duce at the
other end of the long dusky room, sitting at an ob-
liquely cornered desk, dressed in morning coat, gray
trousers and the conventional wing collar and gray
tie — a stocky man of rather less than medium height,
of swarthy complexion and earnest, almost weary
mien. He rises, greets you with outstretched arm,
and holds it till you are near enough to shake hands;
then you sit down, opposite him at the desk.
After apologizing for not speaking Italian, I asked
what he would prefer — English, German or
French?
"Let us speak . . . French — German
— English!" he hesitatingly an-
nounced; so I was as wise as
before and continued in English,
with the usual compliments
about Rome. And then, 1
found, I was through. He
took the initiative and be-
gan to interview me, instead
of the other way round.
"What is the situation
in England?"
Well, it was so-so.
"What's the situation in
France?"
I decided that this was
just a technique, so we
wouldn't have to talk about
the weather — or the business
in hand.
"What's the situation in Ger-
many? Who is going to win the 0"
election?"
I gave the most obvious answer — "Hinden-
burg." It required no clairvoyance.
Down went the Duce's eye-balls in that peculiar
scarifying manner, which to me seemed simply to
indicate surprise. As one might raise one's eyebrows.
It's a special tic of Mussolini's; just as some people
are double-jointed and others can wriggle their ears.
Perceiving that my time was nearly up I said we
hoped he would broadcast to America — on Washing-
ton's centenary, or whenever possible.
"You think that would have a good effect?" he
asked, still speaking French. I assured him it would
and enlarged on the great influence of radio in
America. He said he would think it over. As I got
up, he came out from behind his desk and slipped his
arm into mine as we began to stroll toward the door.
It was all very leisurely and pleasant, and pretty soon
I was out, thinking I had a new pal.
I never heard any more about that broadcast; ac-
cording to the minions at the Palazzo Chigi he was
still thinking it over the following year. In fact,
America didn't hear Mussolini again till October 1934,
when the Italian elections had once more confirmed
the power of the Fascist regime and the long-awaited
JO
Why do Europe's iron men
shun the microphone? One who
knows them intimately tells the
amazing answer for the first
time in this great story
Corporate State was about to be constituted. His
speech, cheered to the echo by thousands of Italian
throats, and relayed to the United States, gave
Americans a real taste of full-blooded demagogic
oratory; but after a while it palled. The excitement
was provided by the background mob rather than the
voice itself.
ADOLF HITLER, orator of the wounded heart, vir-
tuoso of the fiery word, who rings all the
changes of patriotic emotion until he leaves his hearers
limp with self-pity and nervous exhaustion, has never
deigned to face the lonely and unresponsive micro-
phone without an audience. In the years before the
Nazi coup, while he was zooming up and down the
country, inflaming his followers in the manner of
the hellfire-and-damnation revivalist, the German
government barred him from the most powerful
medium at its command. They might have been wiser
if they had let him talk, had even persuaded him to
parade his philosophy before the still sensitive retina
of the nation's intelligence. Suddenly, in 1932 they
had a change of heart. They gave him access to the
air, but it was too late. Hitler took no notice of it;
but through his (then) intimate half -American
friend, Dr. Ernst ("Putzi") Hanfstaengl
I invited him to tell the American
public his woes. The answer was
not a complete negative, but for
some curious reason there was
to be a price, and the price
was too high — especially since
Hitler only spoke German.
The Party, apparently, was
in need of funds. So mat-
ters drifted, and nothing
came of it. I doubt
whether Hitler himself
knew anything about the
negotiations.
In January, 1933, by Herr
von Papen's invitation, the
Nazis marched into Berlin
and declared that the revolu-
tion was on. Hitler was now
a world figure and America was
willing to pay for a loudspeaker
seat. The matter was all but arranged;
the Fiihrer was to fly to Cologne and ad-
dress the American nation from there. But there
were quarrels between members of his immediate
staff and Putzi couldn't deliver his man.
Meantime the election campaign was in full swing,
culminating in the Reichstag bonfire; the voice of
Hitler went forth from every station to every loud-
speaker of Germany, and was twice relayed to
America.
Here was the same phenomenon that had become a
periodic occurrence in Italy. Listening to the cheers,
the bands, the singing and shouting, and at last the
clamorous Voice, rising from a liquid whisper to a
clangorous Day-of-Judgment wail, one got the im-
pression of a religious revival. Just to hear the noise
was to realize what was happening. But it was the
whole ensemble that did it; not the words themselves,
whose content left dispassionate outsiders cold.
One of the many stories they tell in Germany about
the Nazi triumvirate is the one about Hitler in the
dentist's chair. He was to have a tooth extracted and
the anesthetician asked him to count slowly, so he
would know when the patient was "under." Hitler
counted — one, two, three and so forth, his voice getting
slower and fainter as he went {Continued on pagu 83)
m ©mi
By JOHN LEROY
JOHNSTON
Meet Nan Grey, radio's Cinderella- 1938 model — a unique
Hollywood personality and star of the air's newest drama
HEIGHT — five feet four. Bust — 34 inches, beautiful star. Importance to you — she is Kathy
Waist — 23 inches. Hips — 36 inches. Dress on the new program, Those We Love, which inside
size — 14. Shoes — 6 AA. Eyes — blue-gray, a year will be rivalling One Man's Family in
Hair — naturally blonde. Age — not quite seven- popularity.
teen. Name — Nan Grey. Importance to radio — In other words, if you are interested in comers,
she is this season's youngest, loveliest and most want to know more about (Continued on page 56)
\
Universal Slvdini
Donald Duck is chief of staff.
If he doesn't get a laugh
He'll chop the microphone in half-
The Karloff of the air!
Though Bing may mean a lot to you,
When Pluto murmurs "Boo-boo-boo"
You'll know he is a crooner, too,
And love is on the air.
To nobody's surprise they've conquered a new kingdom! Meetthe
Walt Disney all star cast in their new roles of radio rascals
to the
This trio, by the name of Pig,
Will entertain with song and jig.
They know no Wolf, though Bad or Big
Can catch them on the air!
x
Cartoons especially made for RADIO MIRROR
by Walt Disney. Tune in his Theater of the
Air Sundays at 5:30 p.m., over the NBC-Red
network, sponsored by The Pepsodent Company.
MIKE
Twine red roses 'round the hal
Though he's very, very small
He's the biggest star of all —
Mickey's on the air!
Minnie Mouse, of course, takes part
She's the girl of Mickey's heart.
Though she's wedded to her art
She won't give him the air
The Goof may wear a goofy smirk
But nary a broadcast will he shirk
He's really tied up in his work.
He can't get off the air!
5HIND
When a comedian goes truckin', this is how
he looks — Jack Benny (above) with Neva Lynn;
above right, Julie Gibson, Joe Penner's sing-
ing star; left, the misunderstood Bob Taylor.
Here's a big banquet of news, gar-
nished with gossip, spiced with frank
opinions, served up to a King's taste
by NBC's daring Hollywood reporter
THE HOLLYWOOD FRONT
By JIMMIE FIDLER
SOME fun at the local Lord and Thomas office,
mates. This agency handles the Lucky Strike-
Warner Brothers show (on which Dick Powell
cavorts). Officially, the L&T lads and lassies may smoke
whatever ciggie pleases their palates, but it's best all
around if they prominently display Luckies. Imagine
the consternation therefore when, one morning, there
were dozens and dozens of empty ciggie packages
tossed around the floors — and all of them were Camels,
Old Golds, Chesterfields — with a sprinkling of Twenty
Grands.
Fashions and me get along swell until I have to
explain 'em but I'm going to try once more — on
account of Claudette Colbert looked too too when she
aired "Alice Adams" on the Lux Radio Theater. Brown
crepe dress with a kind of hat that showed the Scotch
tam-o-shanter influence. Jewelry: jade bracelet and
brooch. Very fetching, that brown and green. But what
amused me was that when it came time to take photos,
Claudette fussed to beat the band because she had to
be at the right angle — that funny chapeau dipping
over one eye showed her pretty face from only one
vantage point. And was Fred MacMurray amused, too.
When Marlene Dietrich bounced onto the stage for
the Lucky Strike-Warner's airing the other p.m., the
Earl of Warwick apparently wasn't enough for her in
the way of escorts. There were three other lads tag-
ging the glamor-gal. And did she knock the eyes out
of the customers. "Limbs" Dietrich wore a mannish
tailored suit — but completely in silver — even to the
slippers. . . . Not 4hat this has anything to do with the
foregoing but all hands had terrible colds and "cough-
drops were passed around after each number. For a
time it looked like Dick Powell was going to qualify
as a stand-in for Sneezy- of the Seven Dwarfs.
Getting tickets to radio shows out here is a problem
— and becoming more so each day. But a new high
was reached on the initial Walter O'Keefe appearance
with the Mardi Gras (Lanny Ross, Charlie Butter-
worth, etc). Walt took nearly three-fourths of the
available seats for his friends, spent half-an-hour
before th^ show clowning for the audience and then
went to work on the airing. He's headman now.
SHORT SHOTS
That girl you hear with the South-talk in her voice
on the Amos 'n' Andy programs is Madaline Lee . . .
Colored comic Eddie Anderson plays the part of
Rochester, Jack Benny's butler . . . Nelson Eddy
amuses no end when he plays goofy parts on the
Chase and Sanborn show . . . Joe Penner plays violin
pretty well . . . Definition of Connie Boswell's singing:
A shadow swinging on a moonbeam . . . Diana Bourbon
is the Madame Lefarge of the radio biz. She's guiding
light of the Hollywood Hotel show — and sits in the
control-booth knitting through rehearsal and show
alike.
The other day a lad asked me if Bob Burns had to
belong to the Musicians' Union to play the bazooka.
Maybe some of you would (Continued on page 84)
Read Fidler's open letter to Jack Oakie, be-
low with Mrs. Oakie — and see if you agree.
Below right, Bob Burns' surprise sand trap
golf shot throws his opponent into a faint.
OVER the air to a million listeners, these past
few weeks, has come that radio program known
as Goods News, produced by Metro-Goldwyn-
Mayer and sponsored by Maxwell House. A gay,
sprightly program featuring the funny business of
Frank Morgan and Fanny Brice; the music of Mere-
dith Willson's orchestra; a guest artist or two —
And Robert Taylor as master of ceremonies.
"Bob Taylor, the new 'emcee' . . ." In Hollywood
and in other places people are talking. "Not bad."
"Pretty good." "Swell." Or maybe: "So-so," or "Not
so good." Or perhaps they haven't decided yet just
what they think about Bob, the "emcee". John Public
is often slow to make up his mind.
I've made up mine, though. I am crazy about Bob
Taylor as a master of ceremonies. I think he is swell.
If he talked through his nose; if he used bad grammar;
if he stuttered, I would still be for him. Because I
think he deserves a break from all of us. Because be-
hind his sudden appearance as the Good News master
of ceremonies is a story those million fans who listen
in every Thursday night don't know . . .
Bob Taylor didn't make his sudden appearance on
Good News because he wanted to be a radio star or
wanted the extra money the work would bring him.
He went on the air because only radio could enable
him to scale the same high peaks of popularity he
had reached six months ago, because only on the air
could he prove to the millions of moviegoers that he
was still the same star they had worshipped less than
a year before.
It is radio that is providing the climax to the drama
Bob has been living since last summer, a drama of
irony, possibly of tragedy.
That's why this story is being written — not because
Bob is a new radio star but because of the electrifying
story behind his broadcasts. Though he may not still
be master of ceremonies when you read this, his
drama's ending won't yet be decided. The test he
began through radio will still be going on.
You see, Bob didn't ask to be famous. Rather, fame
sought him out and changed his life. And then — But
this story begins, really, five years ago when a young
fellow by the name of Spangler Arlington Brugh gave
an outstanding performance in a Pomona College
presentation of "Journey's End" and a Metro-Gold-
wyn-Mayer talent scout in the audience "spotted" him
as a good screen bet.
Now this young Brugh chap had no particular in-
terest in either stage or screen. He had intended to
be a doctor. But almost before he knew it, M-G-M
had offered him a screen contract and he had signed
it. That is the way things happen, sometimes, in
Hollywood when a chap is as good looking as was
Robert Taylor.
He had to learn the business of acting in pictures
from the bottom up. Stardom didn't just fall into his
lap. He had to "work like a so-and-so," to borrow
his own words, and sometimes he thought he would
never make the grade.
He studied screen technique and all its ramifications,
harder than he had ever studied at school. He played
various roles at the Pasadena Playhouse where many
another star has served apprenticeship. He went to
hundreds of picture shows, not for entertainment, but
to learn from the performances he saw.
And while his studio was teaching him, it was also
changing him.
First they changed his name. Then they changed
his hair-cut; the way he always had parted his hair,
and the kind of clothes he wore. It took three years
of hard work and infinite pains. And through it all
the slowly emerging Bob {Continued on page 74)
J6
By JUDY ASHLEY
Only you can decide whether he
will win the dramatic battle he has
been waging before the microphone
Fink
His rehearsal with the other members of the Good
News cast is something for Bob to take seriously.
j.
OVER the air to a million listeners, these past
few weeks, has come that radio program known
as Goods News, produced by Metro-Goldwyn-
Mayer and sponsored by Maxwell House. A gay,
sprightly program featuring the funny business of
Frank Morgan and Fanny Brice; the music of Mere-
dith Willson's orchestra; a guest artist or two —
And Robert Taylor as master of ceremonies.
"Bob Taylor, the new 'emcee' . . ." In Hollywood
and in other places people are talking. "Not bad."
"Pretty good." "Swell." Or maybe: "So-so," or "Not
so good." Or perhaps they haven't decided yet just
what they think about Bob, the "emcee". John Public
is often slow to make up his mind.
I've made up mine, though. I am crazy about Bob
Taylor as a master of ceremonies. I think he is swell.
If he talked through his nose; if he used bad grammar;
if he stuttered, I would still be for him. Because I
think he deserves a break from all of us. Because be-
hind his sudden appearance as the Good News master
of ceremonies is a story those million fans who listen
in every Thursday night don't know . . .
Bob Taylor didn't make his sudden appearance on
Good News because he wanted to be a radio star or
wanted the extra money the work would bring him.
He went on the air because only radio could enable
him to scale the same high peaks of popularity he
had reached six months ago, because only on the air
could he prove to the millions of moviegoers that he
was still the same star they had worshipped less than
a year before.
It is radio that is providing the climax to the drama
Bob has been living since last summer, a drama of
irony, possibly of tragedy.
That's why this story is being written — not because
Bob is a new radio star but because of the electrifying
story behind his broadcasts. Though he may not still
be master of ceremonies when you read this, his
drama's ending won't yet be decided. The test he
began through radio will still be going on.
You see, Bob didn't ask to be famous. Rather, fame
sought him out and changed his life. And then — But
this story begins, really, five years ago when a young
fellow by the name of Spangler Arlington Brugh gave
an outstanding performance in a Pomona College
presentation of "Journey's End" and a Metro-Gold-
wyn-Mayer talent scout in the audience "spotted" him
as a good screen bet.
Now this young Brugh chap had no particular in-
terest in either stage or screen. He had intended to
be a doctor. But almost before he knew it, M-G-M
had offered him a screen contract and he had signed
it. That is the way things happen, sometimes in
Hollywood when a chap is as good looking as was
Robert Taylor.
He had to learn the business of acting in pictures
from the bottom up. Stardom didn't just fall into his
lap. He had to "work like a so-and-so," to borrow
his own words, and sometimes he thought he would
never make the grade.
He studied screen technique and all its ramifications
harder than he had ever studied at school. He played
various roles at the Pasadena Playhouse where many
another star has served apprenticeship. He went to
hundreds of picture shows, not for entertainment but
to learn from the performances he saw
And while his studio was teaching him, it was also
changing him. "
i FKSt th6f ?uanged hiS name' Then they Ranged
his hair-cut; the way he always had parted his hair
and the kind of clothes he wore. It took three years
1 hajlrrLa"l!"fi£it! P?Lns- And through ft all
By JUDY ASHLEY
UD\0
*\
Only you can decide whether he
will win the dramatic battle he has
been waging before the microphone
l^
M
/
Fin*
the slowly emerging Bob (Continued
on page 74)
His rehearsal with the other members of the Good
News cast is something for Bob to take seriously-
FOLLOW THE MOON
The story thus far:
Jean Page, wealthy San Francisco debutante, run-
ning away from a loveless marriage with Bart Reid,
flies with her colored nurse, Callie, to Moonstone, her
father's vacation camp in the mountains. There she
finds Clay Bannister, wanted, as "The Parson," for
robbery and murder. Clay draws his gun to shoot a
rattlesnake about to strike Jean and she misunder-
stands and shoots, seriously wounding him. In re-
morse and a growing liking for Clay, Jean nurses him;
and in the morning when Sheriff McGill and his sister
(a nurse) come to visit her, she introduces Clay as
her husband. The Sheriff and his sister leave, to
fetch a doctor from nearby Bristow, and Jean, un-
willing to let Clay be captured by the police, runs
away with him to San Francisco. Just as she draws
up in front of her own home, Laura Todd, a gossipy
friend, drives past and stops. With Laura is Miss
McGill, and Jean is forced to continue passing Clay
off as her husband.
STARRING ELSIE HITZ
AND NICK DAWSON
Tragedy brings Jean a mystery to
solve and love for a man whose
heart is closed to her existence
ONCE installed in the comfortable guest room
of the Page mansion, Clay Bannister re-
covered rapidly, with the natural vitality of -
a man who has spent most of his life in the open.
And with every day's improvement, he chafed the
more at his inactivity.
"But I've got to get out of here," he sputtered to
Jean a week after their return from Moonstone.
"I've got you into enough trouble already — telling
all your friends I'm your husband!"
For the hundredth time, Jean protested: "What
else could I do, with Miss McGill standing right
there beside Laura Todd? How could I know that
the reason she had to hurry back to San Francisco
that day was to nurse Laura's mother?"
"But suppose somebody gets onto my trail, and
they arrest me here in your house? It'll all come out
then, and you'll be arrested too, for helping the
Parson to escape."
"Nobody's going to track you down here. And
anyway — "
She looked away from him quickly, lest the sight
of his strong, angular face, his rumpled mop of red
hair, his shining blue eyes, should betray her into
finishing that sentence the way her heart would
finish it. . . . "And anyway, I don't care, because
I love you."
Jean Page, the daughter of an old San Francisco
family, in love with a self-confessed fugitive from
the law! It was unthinkable, impossible. But it was
true.
Night after night she lay awake beneath the high
ceiling of her bedroom, trying to tell herself that
he was a bandit, an outlaw. It was useless. She
couldn't believe he had ever done anything of which
either he or anyone else need be ashamed. Yet so
far he had given her no explanation.
And so the merry-go-round of her mind went on
its unending whirl: He can't be — but he is — he can't
be — but he is. . . .
Sometimes, as she and her father sat at dinner, she
thought she saw in his eyes an understanding of the
problem she was facing, and sympathy. Wordless sym-
pathy, for they knew each other very well, these two,
and they trusted each other's judgment. Never in all
her life had Jean's father criticized her, and this taboo
had remained unbroken even when she ran away from
her marriage to Bart Reid and returned with Clay.
Her treatment of Bart had hurt him, too, she knew;
for Bart was Page's particular protege, and his trusted
aide in business affairs. But he, too, liked and trusted
38
By JOHN TUCKER BATTLE
FICTIONIZEO By DAN WHEELER
Clay, and had done so since they first met.
Now, as the second week of Clay's presence in the
house began, she knew it would be impossible to keep
him there much longer. Yet, even with that fore-
knowledge, her heart sank when she knocked on the
door of his room one morning and entered to find
him dressed and ready to leave.
If he would only ask her to go along, or give some
sign that he cared for her as she cared for him! But
she sensed, somehow, that Clay Bannister's heart was
closed to love, dedicated to some other — some secret
— purpose.
Quietly, she asked him where he would go.
"Back up around Bristow. I was — looking for some-
ILLUSTRATED BY
D A U $ S A
body up there." He paused in indecision,
looking at her steadily. Then he said
abruptly, "You've got a right to know all
about me, if you want to hear it."
Jean nodded her head quickly. "Please, yes."
"All right and you don't have to believe me. My
father has a big ranch down in Arizona. A couple of
years ago we began having trouble with rustlers. A
man named Kane was at the head of them — I know
that, but I can't prove it. Kane, or one of his men,
shot Dad."
"Clay! How awful!"
"He didn't die, but — well, I guess he'll never walk
again. Kane ran away, and his gang with him, and I
The sheriff rattled
out, "I arrest you,
Clay Bannister. .."
started out to look for him." Clay's eyes
were steely now, his jaw set in a grim line.
Jean, about to speak, looked at him and
remained silent, suppressing a shudder,
realizing dimly, for the first time, that revenge was the
goal of his life.
"I think he was somewhere around the Bristow
country when you found me in your cabin. If I'd met
up with him, I'd — But you want to know about the
Parson, I guess. After I left home I didn't have much
money, so I got work at ranches long enough to get
a stake. At one place I came along just when they
were in the middle of trouble with rustlers. Matter
of fact, they were burying (Continued on page 71)
39
FOLLOW THE MOON
The story thus far:
Jean Page, wealthy San Francisco debutante, run-
ning away from a loveless marriage with Bart Reid,
flies with her colored nurse, Callie, to Moonstone, her
father's vacation camp in the mountains. There she
finds Clay Bannister, wanted, as "The Parson," for
robbery and murder. Clay draws his gun to shoot a
rattlesnake about to strike Jean and she misunder-
stands and shoots, seriously wounding him. In re-
morse and a growing liking for Clay, Jean nurses him;
and in the morning when Sheriff McGill and his sister
(a nurse) come to visit her, she introduces Clay as
her husband. The Sheriff and his sister leave, to
fetch a doctor from nearby Bristow, and Jean, un-
willing to let Clay be captured by the police, runs
away with him to San Francisco. Just as she draws
up in front of her own home, Laura Todd, a gossipy
friend, drives past and stops. With Laura is Miss
McGill, and Jean is forced to continue passing Clay
off as her husband.
ONCE installed in the comfortable guest room
of the Page mansion, Clay Bannister re-
covered rapidly, with the natural vitality of -
a man who has spent most of his life in the open.
And with every day's improvement, he chafed the
more at his inactivity.
"But I've got to get out of here," he sputtered to
Jean a week after their return from Moonstone.
"I've got you into enough trouble already — telling
all your friends I'm your husband!"
For the hundredth time, Jean protested: "What
else could I do, with Miss McGill standing right
there beside Laura Todd? How could I know that
the reason she had to hurry back to San Francisco
that day was to nurse Laura's mother?"
"But suppose somebody gets onto my trail, and
they arrest me here in your house? It'll all come out
then, and you'll be arrested too, for helping the
Parson to escape."
"Nobody's going to track you down here. And
ay — "
She looked away from him quickly, lest the sight
of his strong, angular face, his rumpled mop of red
hair, his shining blue eyes, should betray her into
finishing thai sentence the way her heart would
Brush it. . . . "And anyway, I don't care, because
1 love you."
Jean Page, the daughter of an old San Francisco
family, ,,, love with a self-confessed fugitive from
the law! It was unthinkable, impossible. But it was
true.
Night after night she lay awake beneath the high
Oi her bedroom, trying to tell herself that
he was a bandit, an outlaw. It was useless She
couldn I believe he had ever done anything of which
either he or anyone else need be ashamed. Yet so
given her no explanation.
And so the merry-go-round of her mind went on
|ts ui whirl: He can't be-but he is-he can't
be — but h< is. , .
Sometimes, as she and her father sat at dinner, she
thought she saw m his eyes an understanding of the
problem she was facing, and sympathy. Wordless sym-
thy, for they knew each other very well these t»„
a»d they teted eadi other's iudgmJt NeSr ^
terhfe had Jean's father criticized her, and this Sboo
uut remained unbroken even when she ran away from
to Bart Reid and returned with Cla
Her .treatment of Bart had hurt him, too, she S
for Bart was Page.s particular protege, and his trusted
in business affairs. But he. too. liked and trusted
STARRING ELSIE HITZ
AND NICK DAWSON
Tragedy brings Jean a mystery to
solve and love for a man whose
heart is closed to her existence
By JOHN TUCKER BATTLE
FICTIONIZED By DAN WHEELER
Clay, and had done so since they first met.
Now, as the second week of Clay's presence in the
house began, she knew it would be impossible to keep
him there much longer. Yet, even with that fore-
knowledge, her heart sank when she knocked on the
door of his room one morning and entered to find
him dressed and ready to leave.
If he would only ask her to go along, or give some
sign that he cared for her as she cared for him! But
she sensed, somehow, that Clay Bannister's heart was
closed to love, dedicated to some other— some secret
— purpose.
Quietly, she asked him where he would go.
'Back up around Bristow. I was— looking for some-
body up there." He paused in indecision,
looking at her steadily. Then he said
abruptly, "You've got a right to know all
about me, if you want to hear it." pi
Jean nodded her head quickly. "Please, yes.
"All right and you don't have to believe me My
'ather has a big ranch down in Arizona. A couple ol
years ago we began having trouble with rustlers. A
man named Kane was at the head of them— I know
that, but I can't prove it. Kane, or one of his men,
shot Dad."
"Clay! How awful!" .„ . „.,,_
"He didn't die, but-well, I guess he'll never walk
again. Kane ran away, and his gang with him, ana
The sheriff rattled
out, "I arrest you,
Clay Bannister..."
started out to look for him." Clay's
were steely now, his jaw set in a grim line.
Jean, about to speak, looked at him and
remained silent, suppressing a shudder,
realizing dimly, for the first time, that revenge WB
goal of his life.
"I think he was somewhere around the bristow
country when you found me in your cabin. If Pd nut
up with him, I'd- But you want to know about the
Parson, I guess. After I left home I didn't have much
money so I got work at ranches long enough to get
rStake At one place I came along just when they
were in the middle of trouble with rustlers. Matter
nf fact they were burying (Continued on page 71)
Tune in McGee &
Molly, sponsored
by Johnson's Wax,
on the NBC-Red,
Monday nights.
FOR all you who have missed Molly during the recent
illness which caused her to be absent from the Fib-
ber McGee and Molly broadcasts, here's a chance
to catch up oh many a lost hour of laughter, as Radio
Mirror presents another of its unique Readio-Broad-
casts.
In it we continue the adventures of Fibber and
Molly (played by Jim and Marion Jordan) as they
head for Hollywood in their trailer, assured of imme-
diate stardom on the strength of a letter from Nick
DePopolus. At a filling station near Palm Springs,
we find them just driving in and stopping with a
screeching of tires:
Fibber: Gotta get them brakes fixed. Ahem. . . .
Hiyah Bud, how much is gas today, how far is it to Palm
Springs, how much is oil, and where's the free air?
Molly: . . . And is the road good and what's the
40
speed limit and do you think it's gonna rain?
Man: Eighteen cents, eight miles, thirty and thirty-
five, right over there, very good, there ain't any, and
it never rains here.
Fibber: Good, we'll take some.
Man: Gas or oil?
Fibber: No, air!
Molly: Come on, McGee, let's go over to this little
restaurant and get some food.
Fibber: Okay, Molly.
(The door opens and then a tiny voice speaks)
Teeny: Hello mister.
Fibber: Why, hello there, sis. What can I do for
you?
Teeny: I wanna show you somethin', I betcha. See
that man over there in the white coat? Hmmmm?
. . . .See him? (Continued on page 76)
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:f>n A. IH.
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XBC-Red: William Meeder
8:30
NBC-Blue: Tone Pictures
NBC-Bed: Kidoodlers
8:45
NBC-Red: Animal News Club
9:00
NBC-Blue: White Rabbit Line
NBC-Red: Alice Remsen, Geo.
Griffin
9:15
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9:30
NBC-Red: Melody Moments
9:55
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10:00
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10:30
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NBC-Red: Madrigal Singers
11:00
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II :05
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Round Table Discussion
1:00
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1:15
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1:30
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MBS: Ted Weems Orch.
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2:00
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2:15
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2:30
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3:00
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3:30
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4:30
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4:45
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6:00
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6:30
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7:00
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7:30
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8:00
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8:30
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9:30
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9:45
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10:00
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11:00
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11:30
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Mono ^SPP> Y
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Day Dickenson
Forget tomorrow and yesterday if you would be happy today.
Highlights For Sunday. Feb. 27
TTIRSTEN FLAGSTAD, the lady
A^" who causes long lines of people to
form outside the ticket-window of the
Metropolitan Opera House every time
she sings there, is the guest of honor
tonight on the Ford Symphony pro-
gram— CBS at 9:00. You can hear her
without even bothering to put on a
necktie. . . . Another favorite, who's
on the air at the same time as Miss F.,
really deserves your ears tonight for
a special reason. He's Frank Munn,
singing on the American Album of
Familiar Music on NBC-Red at 9:30,
in the interests of Bayer's Aspirin, and
today is his forty-third birthday. . . .
Frank's co-star, beautiful young Jean
Dickenson, will someday grace the
Metropolitan Opera stage along with
Miss Flagstad, or talent and determi-
nation don't mean a thing. . . . Rosa
Pauly, soprano, is soloist with the TV.
Y. Philharmonic, CBS at 3:00, in an
all-Strauss program. . . . It's hardly
necessary for your Almanac to call
your attention to John Carter, the
young baritone who has taken Nelson
Eddy's place on the Chase & Sanborn
hour while Nelson's on a concert tour.
You must have heard him before now,
and liked him too. . . . Do you play
a musical instrument of any kind? If
so, why don't you join the world's big-
gest orchestra? It's the Home Sym-
phony, on NBC-Blue at noon, E.S.T.,
and you can play along with the or-
chestra in the studio very comfortably
if you'll only put your mind to it.
Kirsten Flagstad, Met
Opera's biggest box-
office hit, is guest on
the Ford show, CBS.
Highlights For Sunday, March 6
Adolphe Menjou meets
Charlie McCarthy on
his own ground this
evening at 8 o'clock.
V^OUR Almanac feels a deep envy
■*■ for Feg Murray tonight, because
Feg's guest on his Bakers Broadcast
show at 7:30 over NBC-Blue is Mad-
eleine Carroll. What wouldn't your
Almanac give for a chance to inter-
view anybody as eye-filling as Miss
Carroll? . . . On the other hand, we
pity Charlie McCarthy , because his
guest tonight is Adolphe Menjou.
What will happen to Charlie when
he runs up against somebody as wise
and witty as Adolphe? It may be a
battle of wits that will leave Charlie
bleeding sap from a dozen wounds.
Adolphe is to have his wife, Verree
Teasdale, on the program with him,
and they'll do a one-act play as well
as bandy words with the McCarthy.
Verree, you'll remember, is the gal
who stole "First Lady" acting honors
right out from under Kay Francis'
lovely nose. . . . Like band music?
Then do your listening now, while you
still can, to the Armco Band, on NBC-
Blue at 3:30 P.M. It won't be on the
air after the end of this month. . . ,
The Interesting Neighbors series, with
Jerry Belcher, now has one of the
most strategic broadcasting periods in
radio — 7:30 on NBC-Red. Why strate-
gic? Jack Benny's on the Red right
before Interesting Neighbors; Chase &
Sanborn on the same network right
after. Even if the program wasn't
good — which it is — it couldn't help
but get a lot of listeners for the
Fitch Shampoo people.
Highlights For Sunday, March 13
'TpHE spook-and-shudder expert of
-*■ Hollywood, Boris KarloH, continues
his tour of Hollywood guest-star pro-
grams tonight with an appearance on
Feg Murray and Ozzie Nelson's show,
NBC-Blue at 7:30. Mr. Karloff, who
wouldn't hurt a fly, enjoys acting mon-
sters on the screen for two reasons —
they're fun to act and they've brought
him a nice comfortable income. He's
used, in the course of his professional
career, more beauty clay than any
half-dozen women in the United States,
on his own admission. But he uses
it to make himself ugly, not beautiful.
Most of his facial makeups are com-
posed of this clay, and in "The Mum-
my" he put a layer of it all over his
body. Often, he's had to breath
through straws stuck up his nostrils.
On the movie lots, he can't use a stand-
in, as others do, because it would cost
too much in time and money to make-
up another actor to resemble his weird
appearance. So the Karloff standin
is an upright iron rod, the same height
as Boris, with a mask of whatever face
he happens to be using stuck on top
of it. . . . Boris says the only thing
he really objects to in his fantastic
make-ups is this: he can't smoke, even
during waits between scenes, because
one spark dropped into the mess of cot-
ton, ether, straw and what-not which
usually covers him, would burn him
alive. . . . Tonight's guest star on the
Ford Hour, CBS at 9:00, is pianist-
conductor Jose Iturbi.
The screen's expert
in goose-pimple roles,
Boris Karloff, is Feg
Murray's guest tonight.
Highlights For Sunday, March 20
Lily Pons hits a few
high notes tonight as
the guest of the Ford
Sunday Evening Hour.
TVTOW here's a funny thing. If you
live in the Mountain or Pacific
Standard time zones, spring begins to-
day for you, but if you live in the
Central or Eastern zones, it begins to-
morrow— and don't ask your Almanac
why, because it doesn't know. . . .
Whether your season is spring or still
winter, you can listen today to plenty
of good programs — The Magic Key of
RCA on NBC-Blue at 2.00. . . . On
Broadway on NBC-Blue at 3:00. . . .
The Heinz Magazine, with Channing
Pollock and guests on CBS at 5:00. . . .
The Shadow (it's coast-to-coast now)
on Mutual at 5:30. . . . Jeanette
MacDonald on CBS at 7:00 (or Jack
Benny at the same time on NBC-Red
if you prefer good comedy to good
music) . . . L/7y Pons as guest star on
the Ford Hour on CBS at 9:00 . .
The completely unique Zenith Telepa-
thy program on CBS at 10:00 . . .
Cheerio on NBC-Blue at 10:30 . . . And
by the way, have you asked your
Zenith radio dealer yet for a pack of
those Extra Sensory Perception cards
he's giving away? You'll be surprised
at the number of things you can see
even when you're not looking at them.
All pretty mysterious, and calculated
to make you think there's something
in this telepathy business after all.
... A program you're apt to neglect
simply because it's always dependable
and seldom ballyhooed, is Irene Rich's
dramatic show, sponsored by Welch's
Grape Juice, on NBC-Blue at 9:45.
42
William Meeder
Hi Boys
Bachelor's Children
Dan Harding's Wife
All time is Eastern Standard
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8:15
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Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
2:15
CBS: The O'Neills
2:30
CBS:
NBC-Blue:
3:00
NBC-Bed: Pepper Young s Family
3:15
Ma Perkins
School of the Air
Let's Talk
t Over
Vic and Sade
: Club Matinee
Lorenzo Jones
ight
NBC -Red:
3:30
NBC-Red:
3:45
NBC-Bed: The Guiding L
4:00
NBC-Blue
NBC-Bed:
4:15
NBC -Bed: Mary Marlin
4:30
CBS: The Goldbergs
NBC-Red: Rush Hughes
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Nell
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15 .
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow
NBC-Red: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
CBS: Stepmother
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Bed: Jack Armstrong
5 "45
CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Bed: Litle Orphan Annie
6:30
CBS: Boake Carter
NBC: Press Radio News
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Music is My Hobby
NBC-Bed: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Arthur Godfrey
NBC-Bed: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner (?)
ii:00
CBS: Tish
NBC-Blue: Melody Puzzles
NBC-Red: Burns and Allen
8:30
CBS: Pick and Pat
NBC-Blue: Grand Hotel
NBC-Bed: Voice of Firestone
9:00
CBS: Lux Theater
NBC-Blue: Philadelphia Orch.
NBC-Red: McGee and Molly
9:30
NBC-Bed: Hour of Charm
10:00
CBS: Wayne King
NBC-Blue: Warden Lawes
NBC-Red: Contented Program
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
NBC-Blue: Radio Forum
NBC-Red: Public Hero No. I
Motto
of the
Day
Monday's
HIGHLIGHTS
By
Warden
Lawes
Opportunity often knocks in the midst of hard knocks.
Highlights For Monday, Feb. 28
XT' OU Boake Carter fans will have to
A get used to listening to him earlier
from now on. Beginning tonight, he's
on five days a week instead of his for-
mer three, at 6:30 instead of 7:45,
and sponsored by General Foods in-
stead of Philco. But your Almanac is
willing to bet that at least a couple
of Carter trademarks won't be changed
— he'll still step on people's toes with
his frank opinions every now and then,
and he'll still be hard to understand
unless you listen attentively. . . . The
guest star on tonight's Philadelphia
Orchestra program, on NBC-Blue at
9:00, sponsored by a group of banks,
is Lauritz Melchior, Danish tenor who
sings mostly German opera. . . . When
your Almanac went to press, a spon-
sor was mumbling in his beard about a
new show starring Connie Boswell, Lou
Holtz and Richard Himber's orchestra,
to be on the CBS network Mondays
at 8:00 o'clock. The sponsor would do
no more than mumble, though, so your
Almanac can't promise anything. An-
other undecided sponsor is Lum and
Abner's new one. They may be on the
air tonight at their old time — and then
again they may not. ... At 7:15
Arthur Godfrey opens up another sur-
prise package on CBS, in the interest
of Barbasol. It's a surprise package
because what will happen on any one
program is always kept a secret from
sponsors, control-room engineers, Or-
ganist John Salb, and — some say —
even from Mr. Godfrey.
Boake Carter starts
a series of programs
for a new sponsor to-
night at 6:30 on CBS.
Highlights For Monday, March 7
Helen Walpole plays
leading roles in two
of your favorite NBC
contin ued serials.
"D LAYING Sylvia Bardine in Just
^ Plain Bill, on NBC-Red at 10:30
A.M., and Frances in Lorenzo Jones,
on the Red at 4:00, Helen Walpole
hasn't much time now for the stage
work at which she'd already become
successful a year or so ago. . . . Born
in Birmingham, Alabama, on February
1, 1915, Helen (whose name is Helen
Walpole Brower) was stage-struck
when she was in school, and used to
write and act in plays even then. As
soon as she was old enough she joined
Eva LeGallienne's apprentice group in
New York, and took private lessons
besides. . . . On the stage she has ap-
peared with Katharine Cornell, Alexan-
der Woollcott, Blanche Yurka, Eva
LeGallienne, and Margaret Sullavan.
. . . She's a blonde, with gray-green
eyes, and her favorite sports are bad-
minton, croquet and swimming. . . . Do
you ever wish you could make the in-
side of your home look different — and
then give up because you don't know
how to go about it? If you do — and
who doesn't, every now and then? —
there's a program for you to listen to
today — Betty Moore, at 11:45, on
NBC-Red. The sponsors are Benjamin
Moore and Co., who make paints and
varnishes, and they ought to know how
to brighten up your home if anybody
does. . . . The U. S. Navy Band and
the U. S. Army Band are on twice to-
day— the first at 2:00 and the second
at 6:00, and both on the NBC-Blue
network.
Highlights For Monday, March 14
1\/[R- DeMILLE'S show is on tonight,
■*■*-*■ and while your Almanac can't tell
you exactly who will be on it, or what
the play will be, it does know that
during the month such stars as George
Arliss, Irene Dunne, and Bette Davis
are to emote over the air for it. Greta
Garbo is the only Hollywood star of
whom it can be said that she won't ap-
pear on the air for Lux nor money. So
tune in your CBS station at 9:00 to-
night for some satisfying drama or
comedy. . . . Somewhere on the net-
works tonight — perhaps on the Phila-
delphia Orchestra program, NBC-Blue
at 9:00, or on the Hour of Charm,
NBC-Red at 9:30 — there should be
some of the immortal melodies of
Johann Strauss being played. The
composer of "The Beautiful Blue Dan-
ube" was born one hundred and thirty-
four years ago today, and if radio
doesn't honor his memory it ought to
— it has played enough of his music.
. . . For a real brain-teaser, tune in
tonight to Lucky Strike's Melody Puz-
zles, on NBC-Blue at 8:00. First you
hear a little playlet acted out, and
from the playlet you're supposed to
guess the name of the popular song it
represents — and it's not so easy, either.
After you've given your brain a thor-
ough work-out, you'll hear Harry Sal-
ter's orchestra play the tune. Fred
Uttal is the master-of-ceremonies in-
trusted with the job of keeping things
moving at a good swift pace, as well
as reading the commercials.
Fred Uttal is master
of ceremonies for the
novel Melody Puzzles
program tonight, NBC.
Highlights For Monday, March 21
Betty Lou Gerson is
Jim Ameche's leading
lady in the Grand Ho-
tel playlet tonight.
TXTARDEN LEWIS E. LAWES,
* * who just recently sold a story
to the movies, is still telling his stories
of life in — and out of — prison, on
NBC-Blue tonight at 10:00, sponsored
by Sloans' Linament. It's interesting
to know how the Warden was led to
the profession of prison reform to which
he has given his whole life. He was
born in Elmira, N. Y., where the El-
mira Reformatory is located. As a boy
he used to watch the inmates drilling,
and they didn't seem so terrible or
frightening to him. As far as he could
see, they were just young fellows like
himself, and he decided then and there
that he'd like to work with them when
he grew up and see if he couldn't make
life a little pleasanter for them. You
can judge for yourself how well he suc-
ceeded in his ambition, when you know
that Warden Lawes is responsible for
such reforms as giving each Sing Sing
inmate a cell of his own, and frequent
access to the recreation yard. . . .
Betty Gerson is Jim Ameche's leading
lady in Campana's Grand Hotel drama
tonight on NBC-Blue at 8:30 — and
Miss Gerson must dash around the
Chicago radio studios on a pair of
roller skates. . . . She plays Mrs.
Frank Gardner in A Tale of Today,
Mercedes Colby in Don Winslow of
the Navy, Madame Henriette in The
Story of Mary Marlin, and Karen
Lockwood in The Last of the Lock-
wcods, besides her role in the Grand
Hotel plays.
43
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
9:00
CBS: Music in the Air
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
9:30
CBS: The Road of Lite
9 '45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Margot of Castlewood
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
(US: Emily Post
NBC-Blue: Attorney-at-Law
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
11:00
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
XBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: Homemakers' Exchange
II :45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward Mac Hugh
NBC-Red: Mystery Chef
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00
NBC-Red: Fun in Music
2:15
CBS: The O'Neills
NBC-Blue: Let's Talk it Over
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
NBC-Red: Federated Women's Clubs
2:45
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:00
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:30
CBS: The Goldbergs
NBC-Red: Rush Hughes
4:45
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow
NBC-Red: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
CBS: Stepmother
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 '45
CBS: Hilltop H(use
NBC -Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:00
CBS: Let's Pretend
6:30
CBS: Boakc Carter
NBC: Press- Radio News
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC Blue: Easy Aces
XBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Hollywood Screenscoops
NBC Blue: Mr. Keen
NBC-Red: Vocal Varieties
7:30
CBS: Helen Menken
NBC -Blue: Dorothy Thompson
8:00
CBS: Edward G. Robinson
NBC-Blue: Those We Love
NBC-Bed: Johnny Presents
8:30
CBS: Al Jolson
NBC-Blue: Edgar A. Guest
NBC-Red: Wayne King
9:00
CBS: Al Pearce
NBC-Blue: Horace Heidt
NBC-Red: Vox Pop — Parks Johnson
9:30
CBS: Jack Oakie
NBC-Blue: Alias Jimmy Valentine
NBC-Red: Packard Mardi Gras
10:00
CBS: Benny Goodman
MBS: Eddy Duchin
10:30
NBC-Red: Jimmie Fidler
10:45
NBC -Red: Dale Carnegie
44
Motto
of the
Day
By
Al
Pearce
A soft answer turnefh away rats.
Highlights For Tuesday, March 1
Y"OU Charlie Butterworth fans be
sure to listen tonight to the Packard
Mardi Gras — NBC-Red at 9:30 — be-
cause the chances are that Charlie
won't be on the show very many more
Tuesday nights. As to whether his ab-
sence, when it does happen, will be per-
manent or not, your Almanac wouldn't
venture to say. Some rumors claim it
will, some it won't. . . . Meanwhile,
Jane Rhodes, the very young rhythm
singer on the Mardi Gras, is doing so
well at her job she's likely to be with
us for some time to come. Jane is only
sixteen, but she's been singing on the
air since she was seven, although she
was never a fixture on a top-flight net-
work show until last Spring. You saw
her, but probably didn't realize it, in
the Katharine Hepburn-Ginger Rogers
picture, "Stage Door." . . . For ad-
venturous thrills, listen to Follow the
Moon, starring Elsie Hitz and Nick
Dawson, broadcast in the interest of
Pebeco Toothpaste every afternoon at
5:00 o'clock. . . . Dorothy Thompson,
sponsored by Pall Mall cigarettes at
7:30 this evening on NBC-Blue, is fun
to listen to even if you aren't much in-
terested in politics or world affairs.
Every now and then she cuts loose
with a discussion of Walt Disney and
Mickey Mouse or somebody else who,
while he doesn't help decide the fate
of nations, is interesting to hear about.
. . . And just before you call it a day
hear Jimmie Fidler at 10:30 and Dale
Carnegie at 10:45, both on NBC-Red.
Jane Rhodes, swing-
singer on the Pack-
ard Mardi Gras to-
n i g ht, is only 16.
Highlights For Tuesday, March 8
Not as shy as he looks,
Dick Cromwell plays
Kit in tonight's seri-
al, Those We Love.
"DIRTHDAY greetings to one of to-
■^^^day's stars — to Claire Trevor, co-star
with Edward G. Robinson in the Rinso
Big Town show — CBS at 8:00. . . .
The faithful are gathering tonight at
10:00 o'clock to listen to their handiest
CBS station and pay homage to Benny
Goodman, the High Priest of Swing.
Benny's concert at- New York's highbrow
Carnegie Hall a few weeks ago was
something that staid old place had never
experienced before. Instead of sitting
quietly in their seats, the audience jig-
gled and foot-tapped all through the
music. One usher even swears he saw-
young men leave their seats and come
shaggin' up the aisle to ask for extra
programs. . . . Another story has it
that when they asked Benny how long
he wanted to take for an intermission,
he shrugged and said, "I dunno. How
long does Toscanini take?" . . . Richard
Cromwell, who plays Kit in Those We
Love, on NBC-Blue at 8:00, isn't the
shy lad you'd expect him to be after
seeing his unsophisticated movie per-
formances. In his twenties, he holds
the affectionate friendship of such glam-
orous women as Garbo, Crawford,
Dietrich, and Tallulah Bankhead, and
supports his parents. . . . Those We
Love really has a star-studded cast —
Nan Grey as Kathy; Owen Davis, Jr.,
as Allen McCrea; Pedro de Cordoba as
John Marshall; Alma Kruger as Emily
Mayfield; Donald Woods as Dr. Foster;
Victor Rodman as Jerry Marshall; Vir-
ginia Sale as Martha.
Highlights For Tuesday, March 15
T T AVE you ever wondered what the
■^•■^ Ides of March is — or are? Well,
this is it, the fifteenth of March. This
was the day Julius Caesar was assas-
sinated, in 44 B.C., which is a long
time ago but we haven't progressed
much because statesmen still get mur-
dered now and then, usually with dis-
astrous consequences for all con-
cerned. . . . Tizzy Lish's sudden and
undying affection for orchestra leader
Carl Hod on Al Pearce's Ford program
— CBS tonight at 9:00 — has prompt-
ed your Almanac to find out some-
thing about Mr. Hoff. . . . Even in
1910, at the age of five, he was work-
ing at music, playing a violin in a
movie theater in his native Oxnard,
California. All his young friends en-
vied him for this, because he got fif-
ty cents a night, which he was allowed
to keep, . . . He's been in radio since
he started his own orchestra at Chica-
go's Edgewater Beach Hotel in 1934.
Carl has an even, genial temperament,
but Tizzy's case is hopeless — he's al-
ready married and has a daughter,
named Betty. . . . Probably he's too
kind-hearted to tell her — or else he's
afraid if she knows the truth she'll
poison him with one of her recipes. . . .
After you finish listening to the Pearce
hour tonight, the studio audience will
go right on having a good time. Al
always puts on a special show after the
broadcast for the audience The Pearce
show, incidentally, is climbing in the
popularity surveys.
Carl Hoff, handsome
maestro of Al Pearce's
Watch the Fun Go By
show tonight on CBS.
Highlights For Tuesday, March 22
Bert Lytell stars in a
famous role in Alias
Jimmy Valentine, over
NBC tonight at 9:30.
AFTER several months in the elec-
-*""*- trical-transcription form, Alias
Jimmy Valentine is now a full-fledged
network show, on the air once a week
— tonight at 9:30 on NBC-Blue, spon-
sored by Edgeworth Tobacco. Berr
Lytell, who used to play Jimmy in the
movies, is still the hero, and still do-
ing a good job. . . . Bert was born
in Harlem in 1887, and went on the
stage when he was fifteen. Almost im-
mediately he became a star, and has
been one ever since. His last work on
the stage was in the play, "The First
Legion," which toured the country,
and he hasn't been in the movies for
some years. Sidney Skolsky is authori-
ty for the statement that he wears pa-
jamas in the wintertime but sleeps raw
in the summer — if you care. Also that
he prefers a double bed. . . . He has
one of the most prominent chins you've
ever seen, and the bluest eyes. . . . For
the children, CBS is broadcasting a
special concert this afternoon from 3:30
to 4:30 by the Cincinnati Symphony
Orchestra, with Eugene Goosens con-
ducting. Maybe the kids won't mind
if you listen in too. . . . Some good
programs you might miss if your Al-
manac didn't remind you of them:
Let's Talk It Over, on NBC-Blue at
2:15. . . . The NBC Music Guild, on
the Blue at 2:30. . . . Fun in Music on
the Red at 2:00. . . . Hilltop House,
starring Bess Johnson, on CBS at 5:45.
. . , Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Per-
sons, on NBC-Blue at 7:15.
(See page 46 for Wednesday's Highlights)
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XODAY, we know of one important
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Over four years ago, doctors found that this
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Women report benefits
Today, women who are using Pond's
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make-up. Leave some on overnight and
" (above) Mrs. Goelet at
an informal musicale.
(lower left) In the
Museum of Modern Art,
looking at the famous
"Bird in Flight."
Mrs. Goelefs home is in
New York, where her ap-
preciation of music and art
is well known to her friends.
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Pat it in especially where there
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Now every jar of Pond's Cold
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Copyright, 1938. Pond's Extract Company
45
All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A.M.
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: William Meeder
NBC -Red: Hi Boys
9:00
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
9:45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Margot of Castlewood
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wons
NBC-Blue: Attorney-at-Law
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
11:00
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
11:45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS. Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS:
1:00
CBS:
1:15
CBS
1:30
CBS
Our Gal Sunday
Betty and Bob
Betty Crocker
Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1 :45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
2:15
CBS: The O'Neills
NBC-Blue: Let's Talk it Over
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2:45
JIBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3:45
CBS: Curtis Music Inst.
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:00
NBC -Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:30
CBS: The Goldbergs
NBC-Red: Rush Hughes
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Nell
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow
NBC-Red: Terry and the Pirates
5:30
CBS: Stepmother
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 "45
CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:00
CBS: Dear Teacher
6:30
CBS: Boake Carter
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC-Ked: Amos V Andy
7:15
CBS: Hobby Lobby
NBC-Blue: Mr. Keen
NBC-Ked: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner (?)
NBC-Red: Hendrik W. Van Loon
7:45
NBC-Red: Cheer Up America
8:00
CBS: Cavalcade of America
NBC-Red: One Man's Family
8:30
CBS: Eddie Cantor
SBC-Blue: Harriet Parsons Program
NBC-Rod: Tommy Dorsey
9:00
CHS: Lawrence Tibbett
NBC-Red: Town Hall Tonight
9:30
CBS: Ben Bernie
10:00
CBS: Gang Busters
NBC-Red: Your Hollywood Parade
10:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
Motto
of the
Day
£;
Wednesday's
HIGHLIGHTS
By
Dave
Elman
Nobody who has a hobby is ever bored.
Highlights For Wednesday, March 2
TT'S Ash Wednesday, the day that Lent
begins, and for all you who never
can find out the date of Easter Sunday
this year, it's on April 17. . . . This is
also the day you can hear the Cleve-
land Symphony Orchestra in one of
its weekly concerts on NBC-Blue from
9:00 to 10:00 P. M. . . . Arthur Rod-
zinski should be conducting it, unless
he's been called back to New York to
take over the NBC Orchestra where
Toscanini left off. . . . Eddie Cantor
is broadcasting tonight from Holly-
wood, but in another week he'll be
on his way east for a personal appear-
ance tour with most of his gang. . . .
Eddie's Mad Russian is Bert Gordon,
and nobody knows what he's mad
about, but everybody hopes he doesn't
ever sober up. You'll be listening, of
course, at 8:30 tonight on CBS to this
Texaco-sponsored show. ... A new
show bowed in a few weeks ago on
the NBC-Red network, without much
advance excitement. It's heard at 7:45
P.M., stars Henry Burbig, comedian,
and is sponsored by the Mennen soap
people. Guest stars, burlesque drama-
tic playlets, and the like go to make
up its pleasant fifteen minutes of lis-
tening. . . . Hendrik Willem Van Loon,
the famous author, skips around on
the NBC-Red network at such a pace
it's sometimes hard for your Almanac
to keep track of him, but at present
you can hear him tonight and every
Wednesday night at 7:30 — unless NBC
has shifted him to another time. . . ,
Bert Gordon looks ths
part, as the Mad Rus-
sian on EddieCantor's
program at 8:30, CBS.
Highlights For Wednesday, March 9
Francis X. Bushman
stars today in two
dramatic serials on
two great networks.
"^TOT many a former matinee idol
-^ can make such a complete come-
back that he's starred in two five-times-
a-week dramatic radio serials. That's
Francis X. Bushman's record right
now, and it proves that he's still a good
actor. In Margot of Castlewood, on
NBC-Blue at 10:00 A.M., he plays
Lieutenant Stanton, and in Stepmother,
on CBS at 7:30, he's John Fairchild,
the widower who makes a mistake, ac-
cording to his children, when he mar-
ries again. Both programs are spon-
sored, what's more Margot by the
Quaker Oats company, and Stepmother
by Colgate-Palmolive-Peet. . . . Bush-
man has been acting ever since he was
nine years old — first on the stage, then
the movies, and now the radio. For a
year or so, back in 1936, he retired
definitely and opened up a sandwich
shop in Sawtelle, California. But the
lure of playing a part got to be too
much for him, and it wasn't long before
he closed the shop and came back ta
radio. . . . Bushman's life rivals any
fiction story you ever read for ups and
downs. A star of the early silent movia
days, he got his first setback in 1918.
when he married his co-star, Beverly
Bayne. The fans, believe it or not,
didn't like their romantic heroes to di-
vorce and remarry. How times have
changed! But Bushman weathered
this storm, grew rich and famous again,
and stayed that way for years. . . . He
and Miss Bayne are divorced now, and
he lives in Chicago.
Highlights For Wednesday, March 16
"T^vON'T forget that tonight you can
-*— listen to the Cleveland Symphony
orchestra, playing on the NBC-Blue
network from 9:00 to 10:00. It's giv-
ing a brief series of Wednesday-night
concerts. ... On NBC-Red, from 10:00
to 11:00 is Your Hollywood Parade,
sponsored by Lucky Strike cigarettes,
and your Almanac hopes by this time
it has settled the internal difficulties
which were hurting it badly a few
weeks back. For a while there it
looked as if the show might lose Dick
Powell — which would be a major ca-
tastrophe. . . . Last Wednesday your
Almanac told you something about
Francis X. Bushman, who plays John
Fairchild in Stepmother on CBS at
5:30. . . . Now for Sunda Love, who
acts the title role in this daily serial.
She's one of Chicago radio's depend-
ables in the acting line, as well as be-
ing a good bet for television — see her
picture at the right. When she went
to the University of Illinois she was
elected "campus queen" by her fellow-
students and first lady of his affections
by one fellow-student in particular, who
affixed his fraternity pin to her sweater
and later married her. They have one
child, almost two years old. You've
heard Sunda before in the Junior Nurse
Corps program and as Frances Moran
Matthews in Today's Children — which
is now off the air. . . . Peggy Wall,
Cornelius Peeples, Edith Davis and
Bret Morrison are the other members
of the Stepmother cast. . . .
Chic Sunda Love is
a Stepmother anybody
ought to be glad to
have — on CBS at 5:30.
Highlights For Wednesday, March 23
Stuart Allen sings
on Dave Elman's Hob-
by Lobby program on
CBS tonight at 7:15.
qpONIGHT'S your last chance to lis-
-*• ten to Lawrence Tibbett, singing on
the 9:00 o'clock Chesterfield program
on CBS with Andre Kostelanetz or-
chestra. Too bad, too, but there's the
consolation that next week Grace
Moore begins a thirteen-broadcast se-
ries on this show. . . . Speaking of
singers, you Stuart Allen fans may
have been missing him lately because
you didn't know he's a part of the
Hudson-sponsored Hobby Lobby pro-
gram on CBS from 7:15 to 7:45. Lis-
ten in tonight, and you'll not only hear
Stu, but you'll hear some stories about
hobbies that for sheer fascination take
the cake. Stu, you remember, first
came to fame as Richard Himbers vo-
calist on the Studebaker Champions
program. He's a native New Yorker
and has been singing ever since he
made his first public appearance — in a
church choir — at the age of eight. He'd
have had a youthful vaudeville career,
too, but the cops objected when they
caught him on a stage when he was ten
years old, and he gave up professional
work until he was older. In school, he
was a classmate of Walter Winchell.
Mark Hellinger, Little Jackie Heller,
and Ben Bernie. . . . He likes to play
golf and handball, doesn't like hats,
and names spaghetti as his favorite
dish. . . , He's married, and has a
six-year-old son named Morton, in
honor of the Four Mortons, with whom
Stu once worked in his old vaudeville
days.
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8:00 A. M.
XBC-Eed; Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: Dick Leibert
XBC-Red: Hi Boys
9:00
CBS: As You Like It
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
JIBS: Journal of Living
9*45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC-Red: Dan Harding's Wife
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Margot of Castlewood
NBC-Red: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CBS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
NBC-Red: John's Other Wife
!0:30
CBS: Emily Post
NBC-Blue: Attorney-at-Law
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
11:00
CBS: Mary Lee Taylor
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Red: David Harum
11:15 j . „
CBS: Carol Kennedys Romance
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: Homemaker's Exchange
11 :45
CBS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Mystery Chef
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBnde
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15 P. M.
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
12 "30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1 :00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Hymns
1 :30 , „
CBS: Arnold Grimm s Daughter
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
NBC-Red: NBC Music Guild
2:15
CBS: The O'Neills
NBC-Blue: Let's Talk It Over
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2-45 -
MBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3 :00
CBS: Ray Block's Varieties
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3 -15
NBC-Blue: Eastman Music School
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
CBS: U. S. Army Band
NBC-Bed: Vic and Sade
3 :45
NBC-Bed: The Guiding Light
4:00
CBS: Science Service
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Red: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:30
CBS: The Goldbergs
NBC-Red: Rush Hughes
4:45
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CBS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: The Four of Us
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5:15
CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow
5:30
CBS: Stepmother
NBC-Blue: Singing Lady
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5 "45
'CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:00
NBC-Red: George R. Holmes
6:30
CRS: Boake Carter
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Blue: Easy Aces
NBC -Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Hollywood Screenscoops
NBC-Blue: Mr. Keen
NBC-Red: Vocal Varieties
7:30
CBS: We. The People
8:00
CBS: Kate Smith
NBC-Blue: March of Time
NBC-Red: Rudy Vallee
9:00
CBS: Major Bowes Amateurs
NBC-Red: Good News of 1938
9:30
NBC-Blue: America's Town Meeting
10:00
CBS: Essays in Music
NltC-Red: Kraft Music Hall
10:30
CBS: Hollywood Showcase
NBC-Blue: NBC Jamboree
11:15
NBC-Blue: Elza Schallert
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HIGHLIGHTS
By
Meredith
Willson
Silence is sometimes the best answer you can make
Highlights For Thursday, March 3
TNCIDENTAL intelligence, with your
Almanac's compliments: "The Star
Spangled Banner" didn't become the
United States' official national anthem
until 1931. Seven years ago today
President Hoover signed the act of
Congress which designated it as this
country's own special song. And just
a few weeks ago Vincent Lopez, the
danceband leader, took "The Star
Spangled Banner" in hand and re-
vised it so it would be easier for all us
ordinary folks to sing. Seems that its
music requires vocal gymnastics which
nobody but a Lily Pons or a Lawrence
Tibbett can carry off successfully. . . .
The March of Time has marched back-
wards again. It's being heard these
days at 8:00 instead of 8:30 P.M., on
NBC-Blue. . . . Victor Bay's clever
and entertaining Essays in Music are
on CBS at 10:00 now, followed at
10:30 by the Hollywood Showcase, a
bright and lively show from the cinema
city. They're both sustaining pro-
grams, but good. . . . When you listen
tonight at 8:00 on CBS to Kate Smith's
Swansdown program, just remember
that one reason it's so good is the loy-
alty and hard work of her band-leader,
Jack Miller. Kate's never had a differ-
ent one, since she's been in radio,
and after listening to Jack your Al-
manac sees no good reason why she
should. You'll find a longer story
about Jack in this month's Facing the
Music department, on page 62 of this
issue.
Kate Smith's orches-
tra leader ever since
she began her career
in radio — Jack Miller.
Highlights For Thursday, March 10
Sad-faced Mischa Auer
makes you laugh to-
night as guest star
on Bing Crosby's show.
TT isn't often that Bing Crosby ar-
-*■ ranges for guests on his Kraft
Cheese program — NBC-Red at 10:00,
as if you didn't know — far enough in
advance for your Almanac to know
about them, but tonight must be a
special occasion. The leading quipster
tonight is Mischa Auer, and your Al-
manac, for one, would be willing to
trade about six other comedians for one
hour with Auer any day. . . . Mischa
hasn't had a very funny life. Born in
Russia, he and his mother narrowly es-
caped death in the Revolution, and.
running away, landed in Constanti-
nople in the midst of a typhoid epi-
demic. His heroic mother enlisted as
a nurse and Mischa drove an ambu-
lance. The plague killed his mother,
and fifteen-year-old Mischa placed her
in her coffin and buried her himself,
being unable to find anyone in the
stricken city to help him but another
youth about his own age. This boy
brought Mischa to his own home. At
last, friends in Florence located the or-
phan in his Constantinople hideaway,
and brought him to Italy. They wired
his grandfather, Leopold Auer, famous
New York violin teacher, who sent
Mischa money to come to the United
States. . . . After receiving his educa-
tion, Mischa decided to go on the stage.
Now he has a beautiful home near
Hollywood, and is happily married to
a Canadian girl. They have a four-
year-old son, Anthony. In the movies
he used to play villains.
Highlights For Thursday, March 17
DEMEMBER to put on that green
-*-^- tie or that green dress today — be-
cause it's St. Patrick's Day and
whether you're Irish or not a little
touch of green isn't going to hurt you.
. . . The networks have planned special
broadcasts in honor of the Sons of Old
Erin — chief of which is likely to be the
description of the traditional parade on
New York's Fifth Avenue. The seven-
teenth of March is the day when the
New York police always step out in
all their bravery, you know. . . .
Besides being a holiday for everybody
with a touch of Irish Blood in his veins,
it's a holiday for one of your radio
band-leaders too. Jimmie Grier, maestro
on Joe Penner's program, celebrates his
birthday. . . . Your Almanac wants to
call your attention once more to the
Easy Aces, on NBC-Blue today and
every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thurs-
day at 7:00. Year in and year out,
the Aces are always funny, human, and
all-around worth listening to, and just
because they aren't ballyhooed much is
no reason for you to forget them. . . .
Tonight, at 9:00 o'clock, you'll be lis-
tening either to Major Bowes on CBS
or Good News ot 1938 on NBC-Red.
Good News has evidently settled down
to using Fanny Brice and Frank Mor-
gan as permanent comedians. Fannie,
whose Baby Snooks is getting to be as
much of a classic in the misbehaving
youngster line as Charlie McCarthy is,
should hit your local movie house soon
in her new picture, ''Everybody Sing.*'
Fannie Brice will be
Baby Snooks again to-
night in Maxwell House
Good News show.
Highlights For Thursday, March 24
Roy Brower sings, as
Ornamental Johnson,
this morning in NBC's
Aunt Jemima program.
TWTEET Roy Brower, ladies and gen-
-'-"-'■ tlemen — though you probably
know him better already as Ornament-
al Johnson in the Aunr Jemima pro-
gram today and every day except Sat-
urday and Sunday on NBC-Blue at
10:15 A.M. . . . Roy's tenor voice is
an ornament of the Chicago radio stu-
dios, although he was born in New York
City on October 9, 1910. His father
and mother were both in vaudeville,
and Roy's middle name is Moulan, in
honor of the famous old-time actor,
Frank Moulan. . . . Besides being a
singer and a dancer, Roy has also
worked at reporting on newspapers and
conducted a political campaign as pub-
licity director. He went into radio as
long ago as 1927, and at different
times, between other jobs, has been a
singer, announcer, program director,
and author for the air. . . . He's six
feet tall, fair — almost a blond — and
weighs 190 pounds. . . . The Eastman
School ol Music is on this afternoon
at 3:15 — NBC-Blue is the network. . . .
To learn a few things you never knew
before, tune in Science Service, on CBS
at 4:00. . . . For news and gossip,
there's Rush Hughes on NBC-Red at
4:30, sponsored by the Borden Com-
pany. . . . For drama. The Life of
Mary Sothern, on CBS at 5:15. . . .
For a novel musical treat. Vocal Varie-
ties, on NBC-Red at 7:15. . . . For a
chance to meet some interesting folks.
We the People on CBS at 7:30. . . .
For variety, Rudy Vallee at 8:00.
(See page SO for Friday's Highlights)
RADIO MIRROR
How to Be Happy
(Continued from page 11)
The Happiness of Not
Having Too Much
A few years ago, a play of mine,
"The Sign on the Door," was pro-
duced in Paris by the Baron Henri
de Rothschild, who was then one of
the richest men in the world. My
wife and daughter and I lived in a
dear, funny, little hotel in the Rue de
Rivoli. We had always been frugal
people, who spent less than we
earned, and sometimes that wasn't
very much. But the play was a big
success all over Europe, and we felt
that we could cut loose, so, one day,
I took my daughter to a famous dress-
maker and bade her get whatever she
liked. And my daughter was so sur-
prised and happy that her eyes filled
with tears.
When I told the Baroness de Roths-
child about it, she laid her hand on
the child's arm, and said, "You lucky
girl, never to have had all you
wanted, so that you can still be
thrilled by getting things."
DID you ever stop to think that peo-
ple who have nothing to wish for
have nothing to live for? Because
wishing is half the fun, and striving
the other half, and getting is only the
brass ring on the merry-go-round.
Just acquiring another something you
don't need or want very much — well,
that must be about as exciting as eat-
ing your dinner ten minutes after
lunch.
When I was a lad, working 12 hours
a day on a Washington newspaper for
$15 a week, I wanted — and, Oh, how
I wanted! — the collected poems of
Kipling, but they cost more than I
could afford. So I went to the Con-
gressional Library, after work-hours,
and copied the whole volume. Don't
you suppose that meant more to me
than this magnificent library meant
to the millionaire who wrote to the
publishers, Dodd, Mead & Co., for
$50,000 worth of books? When some-
one asked what his library contained,
the millionaire answered, "Dodd only
knows!"
After all, as our best farce-writer
observed, "You can only wear one
tie, and one eye-glass in your eye,
and have one coffin when you die —
don't'cha know?" It doesn't take a
great deal of money — even now-a-
dayS — to provide all we can eat, drink
and wear. Beyond that, most of life's
joys aren't for sale — not just for
money, anyway. Almost anyone can
buy a book; can you buy appreciation
of the book — the kind of appreciation
that brings happiness? Thousands of
people travel and look at beautiful
things without ever seeing them. Un-
less you've some understanding of
history, and literature, and the arts,
you might just as well stay home.
I've a friend who has stayed home —
bed-ridden for years — who knows
more about Europe than I do, and
I've been there 20 times! I think he's
had more fun, too.
The great thing is having just
enough. But when it comes to what
is enough, most of us are like the
bibulous gentleman who was asked,
"When you've had enough whisky,
why don't you say, 'Sarsaparilla'?",
and who answered, "When I've had
enough whisky, I can't say, 'Sarsa-
(Continued on page 51)
MM A GHOST I THE BED...
It rattled no chains and shook no bones — but there was an unwelcome
ghost in Mary's guest room! It hid in the sheets, the curtains, the linens.
Guests saw it with horror but didn't dare mention it — until Cousin Flo
saw the ghost in the bed.
The very next morning. Cousin Flo told Mary — "It's tattle-tale gray
that's haunting your clothes. Your weak-kneed soap doesn't wash things
perfectly clean. If you want to chase out that mean dingy shadow — to
banish tattle-tale gray — change to Fels-Naptha Soap."
And that was the end of the ghost in the guest room. Thanks to
Fels-Xaptha's richer golden soap and lots of gentle naptha, Mary now
gets all the dirt out of clothes. The sheets shine so white — and everything
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All time is Eastern Standard
8:00 A. M.
NBC-Red: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: William Meeder
NBC-Ked: Hi Boys
9:J0
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Red: Women and News
9:30
CBS: The Road of Life
9 :45
CBS: Bachelor's Children
NBC -Bed: Dan Harding's Wife
10:00
CBS: Pretty Kitty Kelly
NBC-Blue: Margot of Castlewood
NBC-Ked: Mrs. Wiggs
10:15
CHS: Myrt and Marge
NBC-Blue: Aunt Jemima
NBC-Ked: John's Other Wife
10:30
CBS: Tony Wens
NBC-Blue: Attorney-at-Law
NBC-Red: Just Plain Bill
10:45
CBS: Ma Perkins
NBC-Blue: Kitchen Cavalcade
NBC-Red: Woman in White
II :00
NBC-Blue: Mary Marlin
NBC-Ked: David Harum
II :I5
CBS: Carol Kennedy's Romance
NBC-Blue: Pepper Young's Family
NBC-Red: Backstage Wife
11:30
CBS: Big Sister
NBC-Blue: Vic and Sade
NBC-Red: How to Be Charming
11:45
CHS: Aunt Jenny's Life Stories
MBS: Myra Kingsley
NBC-Blue: Edward MacHugh
NBC-Red: Hello Peggy
12:00 Noon
CBS: Mary Margaret McBride
NBC-Blue: Time for Thought
NBC-Red: Girl Alone
12:15
CBS: Edwin C. Hill
NBC-Red: The O'Neills
12:30
CBS: Romance of Helen Trent
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
12:45
CBS: Our Gal Sunday
1:00
CBS: Betty and Bob
1:15
CBS: Betty Crocker
1:30
CBS: Arnold Grimm's Daughter
NBC-Red: Words and Music
1:45
CBS: Hollywood in Person
2:00
CBS: Kathryn Cravens
NBC: Music Appreciation
2:15
CBS: The O'Neills
2:30
CBS: School of the Air
2:45
JIBS: Beatrice Fairfax
3:00
NBC-Blue: Radio Guild
NBC-Red: Pepper Young's Family
3:15
NBC-Red: Ma Perkins
3:30
NBC-Red: Vic and Sade
3 '45
NBC-Red: The Guiding Light
4:00
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
NBC-Ked: Lorenzo Jones
4:15
NBC-Red: Mary Marlin
4:30
CBS: The Goldbergs
NBC-Red: Rush Hughes
4:45
CBS: Dr. Allan R. Dafoe
NBC-Red: Road of Life
5:00
CHS: Follow the Moon
NBC-Blue: Neighbor Nell
NBC-Red: Dick Tracy
5*15
'CBS: Life of Mary Sothern
NBC-Blue: Don Winslow
5:30
CBS: Stepmother
NBC-Red: Jack Armstrong
5*45
'CBS: Hilltop House
NBC-Blue: Tom Mix
NBC-Red: Little Orphan Annie
6:30
CHS: Boake Carter
NBC: Press Radio News
6:45
NBC-Blue: Lowell Thomas
7:00
CBS: Poetic Melodies
NBC-Red: Amos 'n' Andy
7:15
CBS: Arthur Godfrey
NBC-Red: Uncle Ezra
7:30
NBC-Blue: Lum and Abner (?)
NBC-Red: Hendrik W. Van Loon
7:45
NBC-Ked: Bughouse Rhythm
8:00
CBS: Hammerstein Music Hall
KBC-Blue: Grand Central Station
NBC-Red: Cities Service Concert
8:30
CBS: Paul Whiteman's Orch.
NBC-Blue: Death Valley Days
0:00
CBS: Hollywood Hotel
NBC-Red: Waltz Time
9:15
NBC-Bluo: Howard Marshall
9:30
NBC-Blue: Tommy Dorsey Orch.
NBC-Red: True Story Hour
10:00
CBS: Song Shop
NBC-Red: First Nightcr
1 0:30
MBS: The Lone Ranger
NBC-Red: Jimmic Fidler
10:45
VBC-Red: Dorothy Thompson
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HIGHLIGHTS
By
Barbara
Luddy
If you've never worked hard, you don't know the fun of being lazy.
Highlights For Friday, Feb. 25
JUST about the biggest women's
program ever to go on the air is
being broadcast this afternoon from
3:30 to 4:00, E.S.T., over the CBS
network. Under th3 sponsorship of
the International Federation of Busi-
ness and Professional Women's Clubs,
this half-hour show goes all over the
world to interview women who have
unusual and responsible jobs. For in-
stance, the first speaker is Mrs. Roland
Messenger, Reeve of the town of
Bungay, Sussex, England. ... a
Reeve, in case you aren't familiar
with Old Saxon titles, being a mayor.
Mrs. Messenger speaks from England.
. . . Next we switch to Paris, where
we hear Mme. Albin Cuillot, head
of the photographic archives of
the Department of Fine Arts of the
French government. . . . Then to Can-
ada for a talk by another woman in
an unusual job. . . . Next to New
York to hear the International Feder-
ation President, Mrs. Phillips. . . .
And last of all to Washington to in-
terview Nellie Tayloe Ross, Director
of the U. S. Mint. ... A field day,
your Almanac says, for the ladies. . . .
Connoisseurs of "le jazz hot" — swing
to you — are tuning in to Bunny Bsri-
gan's debut at the Arcadia Interna-
tional in Philadelphia tonight. . . .
Connoisseurs of debating are going
for Mutual's broadcast — 3:00 to 3:30
this afternoon — of a debate between
the University of Pennsylvania and
Leland Stanford University,
Bunny Berigan, swing
trumpeter, and his or-
chestra start a late-
night show for CBS.
Highlights For Friday, March 4
Wise-cracker and sing-
er on the Breakfast
Club, Fran Allison
once taught school.
TX7"HEN you're listening this morn-
VV ing at 9:00 (E.S.T.) to the
NBC-Blue Breakfast Club program,
you'll find it hard to believe that
Fran Allison was ever a school-teacher.
School-teachers ought to be serious,
but that's the last thing Fran ever is —
on the air anyhow. She's the girl who
sings blues songs, does "Aunt Fanny"
imitations, and throws a wisecrack into
the proceedings whenever she gets a
chance. Fran is tall, brown-eyed, dark-
haired and unmarried. Born in La
Porte, Iowa, she attended Cole College
and went from there to the school-
teaching phase of her life. In Cedar
Rapids she broke into radio, and came
to NBC's Chicago studios last year.
. . . She claims that her pet aversion
is having pictures taken, but judging
from the one at the left, she can hide
her dislike very convincingly. . . . You
also hear her on the NBC Club Matinee
programs. . . . Mutual has another de-
bate for us, if we want it, at 3:00
this afternoon. It's between the Uni-
versity of Pennsylvania (it's on all
of these Mutual Friday-afternoon
talk-fests) and the University of
Gettysburg. . . . Incidentally, today
is important for the Pennsylvania lads,
because it's Pennsylvania Day — the
charter was granted to the colony on
March 4, 1681. ... At 10:00 tonight,
NBC-Blue is broadcasting the fight
between Buddy Baer and and Gunnar
Barland from Madison Square Garden
in New York City,
Highlights For Friday, March 11
'Tp HERE'S a new program for your
-*■ entertainment tonight — 9:00 to
9:30 on NBC-Blue — but your Al-
manac hasn't been able to find out
anything more about it than that it's
sponsored by Nehi, those soft-drink
manufacturers. Just call it the
Mystery Program and listen in for
a surprise. . . . NBC has a broadcast
of the prizefight in Madison Square
Garden tonight. . . . And Mutual's
afternoon debate at 3:00 is between
the University of Pennsylvania and
the University of South Carolina. . . .
You'll be listening to Barbara Luddy
twice today — first on Margot of
Castlewood, sponsored by the Quaker
Oats Company at 10:00 A.M. on
NBC-Blue, and tonight at 10:00 on
the Red in Campana's First Nighter
drama. Barbara is the leading lady in
both programs, playing Margot Carver
in the first and whoever is the heroine
of the short drama in the second. ... A
few of you can listen to dramatizations
of those punchy Liberty Magazine
short short stories these days. They're
on stations WLW, Cincinnati, WHN,
New York, and WFIL Philadelphia, at
6:15 P.M. Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays, and on WLS, Chicago, at
11:00 P.M., Tuesdays, Thursdays, and
Saturdays — sponsored by Libby, Mc-
Neill & Libby. . . . Tonight at 9:15
on NBC-Blue (and every Friday at
the same time) internationally-minded
listeners are tuning in to Howard
Marshall, British commentator.
Barbara Luddy, Chi-
cago actress, is on
the air in two dra-
matic programs today.
Highlights For Friday, March 18
Oliver Wakefield, the
comedian and master
of ceremonies on the
Paul Whiteman show.
"^TO telling what novelty Oom Paul
"*- Whiteman will have for you to-
night on his Chesterfield program, 8:30
on CBS, so you'd better be sure to
tune in. Paul, you know, is going for
guest stars this season who do what
you'd never expect them to do. Paul
has an amusing master of ceremonies
and comedian combined in Oliver
Wakefield, the young Englishman who
is doing his first regular network job
on the Chesterfield show. Oliver was
born in Zululand, South Africa,
twenty-eight years ago. He won a
prize for elocution when he was four-
teen, and that made him decide that
he wanted to be an actor. ... At
seventeen he went to England, where
he managed to get a job with the Bsn
Greet Skakespearean players. After
several months of touring with them,
he progressed to the London stage,
where he played with Herbert
Marshall and his wife. Edna Best. . . .
All this time Oliver was a comedian
only backstage. But when he re-
turned to South Africa for a vacation
he made all his ship-board companions
laugh so much that he decided he'd
better be funny professionally. . . .
He came to the United States first in
1932, and got a start with Rudy Vallee.
Since then he's been on a few Vallee
Hour radio programs, and in the
Ziegfeld Follies. ... At 6:15 tonight
on NBC-Blue, you hear another of Dr.
Roland Sharp's interesting talks from
South America.
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(See page 52 for Saturday's Highlights)
RADIO MIRROR
(Continued from page 49)
parilla'!" We all want so much more
than we need, and, to get that, we
give up so many really precious
things — peace, leisure, companionship,
time to live.
Work, yes; earn, yes; save, yes —
but who wants to be the richest man
in the cemetery? What's the sense
of keeping up with the Joneses, or
envying the Smiths?
One day, I was sitting in Riverside
Park, with an old suit of clothes, and
an old pipe, and an old book. The
sun had covered the river with dia-
monds, and I said to myself, 'What
makes me so happy today?" Then I
answered myself, "Why shouldn't I
be happy? I've a comfortable suit,
and a comfortable bench, and a good
pipe, and a good book, and the sun's
shining!" Suddenly, I realized: "If
these things make me happy, I'm the
luckiest man in the world! Because
no one can take away my park bench,
and my old book and suit and pipe,
and the sunshine." That was my
Declaration of Independence. I've
been free ever since — free of the
need of the things I don't need — free
of possessions that possess you —
happy in my own right, and not by
the whim of those little laughing gods
of fortune who deal only in fool's
gold.
The Happiness of Not
Having Too Little
DECKY SHARP is about the only
*-* person who ever lived on nothing
a year, and she did it in a novel —
called "Vanity Fair." No amount of
sweetness and light can bring happi-
ness to the man or woman who's
broke, and out of work, or worried
about debt, or a sick child. For that
man or woman, the only encourage-
ment is remembering the law of aver-
ages. Most of us have just so many
good hours in our lives, and just so
many bad hours. Sooner or later, we
get out of the tunnel — if our engine
doesn't break down.
Emerson, one of the four or five
greatest Americans, said: "Failure is
endeavor and endeavor, persisted in,
is never failure." Nobody who de-
serves success ever goes on failing
long. The blackest moment of my
life occurred 'way back in 1900. I'd
lost my job on the Washington Times,
and came to New York with high
hopes, and three dollars in money.
When that got down to 35 cents, I
found a job pushing a truck on the
docks. I wasn't used to the work,
and ray hands blistered and bled.
That night, I walked to 8th Avenue
for a cup of coffee, because coffee
cost two cents more on 6th Avenue.
On the way, I passed a skylarking
group of colored boys, and one of
them threw a water-melon rind that
hit me in the neck — but that wasn't
where it hurt. Walking back, I met
Florenz Ziegfeld's general manager,
and he needed a press agent, so next
morning Ziegfeld engaged me to go
with Anna Held at $50.00 a week.
When I telephoned that to my Mother,
I cut it in half, because I knew she'd
believe $25.00, but I didn't think she'd
believe fifty. "Everything comes to
him who waits" — if he doesn't wait
lying down!
The essentials of life are a roof, a
fire, something to eat and something
to wear. This is the Capital of Hap-
piness— and all the rest is a State of
(Continued on page 53)
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8:00 A. M.
NBC-Blue: Southernaires
NBC-Bed: Malcolm Claire
8:15
NBC-Blue: Dick Leibert
NBC-Bed: Hi Boys
9:00
CHS: Roy Block
NBC-Blue: Breakfast Club
NBC-Bed: The Wise Man
9:15
NBC-Bed: Sunshine Express
9:30
CBS: Fiddlers Fancy
MBS: Journal ot Living
9:45
NBC-Bed: Landt Trio
10:00
CBS: Fred Feibel
NBC-Blue: Breen and De Rose
NBC-Bed: Amanda Snow
10:15
NBC-Blue: Viennese Ensemble
NBC-Bed: Charioteers
10:30
CBS: Jewel Cowboys
NBC-Blue: The Child Grows Up
NBC-Bed: Manhatters
II :00
CBS:. Symphony Concert
NBC-Bed: Florence Hale Forum
11:15
NBC-Blue: Minute Men
NBC-Red: Musical Tete-a-Tete
11:30
NBC-Blue: Our Barn
NBC-Red: Music and Youth
12:00 Noon
NBC-Blue: Call to Youth
NBC-Bed: Abram Chasins
12:30
CBS: George Hall Orch.
NBC-Blue: Farm and Home Hour
NBC-Red: Lani Mclntire Orch.
1:00
NBC -Red: Emery Deutsch
1:30
CBS: Buffalo Presents
NBC-Blue: Club Matinee
1:55
NBC-Blue: Metropolitan Opera
2:00
CBS: Madison Ensemble
NBC-Red: Jimmy Dorsey Orch.
2:30
CBS: Motor City Melodies
NBC-Red: Your Host is Buffalo
3:00
NBC-Red: Golden Melodies
3:30
NBC-Red: Bill Krenz Orch.
4:45
CBS: Four Clubmen
5:00
CBS: Story of Industry
5:30
NBC-Red: Stamp Collectors
5:45
NBC-Red: Al Johns Orch.
6:00
CBS: Chorus Quest
6:05
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NBC-Red: El Chico Revue
6:30
CBS: Syncopation Piece
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6:35
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6:45
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NBC-Red: Religion in The News
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7:30
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Motto
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Day
By
Wendy
Barrie
Don't ever expect to convince others of something you don't believeyourself
!igh£ights For Saturday, Feb. 26
ACCORDING to the schedule, to-
"^^ night ought to be your last chance
to listen to Arturo Toscanini direct the
NBC Symphony Orchestra, but your
Almanac wouldn't be so brash as to
say that it actually will be. . . . There
have been rumors flying around thick
and fast that the unpredictable Mr. T.
will stay on for a while. After all,
he's been having a much better time
than he expected, even going so far as
to smile at his audiences sometimes,
and if NBC has the best interests of
its listeners at heart, it won't kick up a
fuss if he decides to stick around for
another week or two. . . . But the
rumors are just rumors, and will prob-
ably remain so until the last minute.
. . . Novelty-seekers look forward to-
day to NBC's broadcast from San-
tiago, Chile, at 6:15 P. M., E.S.T.
Dr. Roland Hall Sharp, who does the
talking on these special broadcasts from
different South American countries, is
a noted writer and world traveler. He
broadcasts from his stop-overs on a
twenty-thousand mile flying jaunt from
Boston through the continent to the
south cf us. Besides telling what he
sees on the trip, he interviews the
presidents — and maybe the dictators —
of the South American countries on
the air. . . . CBS has a special event
too — Bryan Field's description of the
classic $20,000 Added Flamingo
Stakes (it's a horse-race) from Hialeah
Park, in Miami, Florida. The time is
from 4:15 to 4:45 P.M., E.S.T.
Bryan Field describes
the Flamingo Stakes
race at Hialeah Park
today at 6:15 on CBS.
Highlights For Saturday, March 5
Ella Fitzgerald, blues
singer, is on the air
late tonight over the
Columbia network.
TF you go for the smell of the turf
and the thunder of pounding hoofs,
then this is your day to glue your ear
to the loudspeaker — unless, of course,
you're lucky enough to be at a track
in person. CBS has two horse-races
of major importance scheduled for
broadcast — the Widener Cup, with
$50,000 added stakes, from 4:15 to
4:45; and the Santa Anita Handicap,
for a purse of $100,000, from 7:00 to
7:30 — both times E.S.T. Joe Her-
mandez and Harry Breckner describe
the Santa Anita event, and Bryan
Field takes care of the Widener Cup
in his usual efficient manner. Most
important of all. War Admiral is sched-
uled to run in the Widener Cup event.
Bryan Field, incidentally, is CBS's
most expert judge of horseflesh and
racing authority, and he used to be
known as Thomas Bryan George. . . .
Chick Webb and Ella Fitzgerald, col-
ored bandleader and singer, are closing
their engagement at the Lavaggis Res-
taurant in Boston tonight, and you'd
better listen in — on CBS, late tonight
— while you can. For swingsters, Chick
and Ella are musts. Chick is the
composer of many a hit tune —
"Stompin' at the Savoy" is probably
his most famous — and Ella, whom he
discovered in a Harlem Amateur Night
show, is a blues singer who is really
outstanding. Benny Goodman, it's
said, would like to have her with
his band, but she's loyal to her dis-
coverer.
Highlights For Saturday, March 12
TWTADISON SQUARE GARDEN in
New York City is the scene today
of the annual Knights of Columbus
track meet. It goes on all day — or
most of it, anyway — and CBS is plan-
ning to pick up reports of the proceed-
ings every now and then, whenever it
isn't too busy broadcasting something
else. . . . Has it ever occurred to you
that if you want to you can listen to no
less than six and a quarter hours of
classical music on a Saturday like to-
day? An hour from 11:00 A.M. to
noon, when the New York Philhar-
monic gives its children's concert over
CBS. . . . Three hours from 2:00 to
5:00, when the Metropolitan Opera
Company broadcasts over NBC-Blue.
. . . Three-quarters of an hour from
9:15 to 10:00, while the Chicago
Symphony Orchestra plays over Mu-
tual. . . . And an hour and a half from
10:00 to 11:30 (or later), when you
hear the NBC Orchestra over both NBC
networks. . . . You probably take this
rich store of music very indifferently,
without stopping to think that your
great-grandparents would have traveled
miles to listen to music that wasn't
one-tenth as good. . . . Alistair Cooke,
who does a fifteen-minute broadcast
tonight at 7:30 on NBC-Red, com-
menting on things that interest him,
is a graduate of England's Cambridge
University. His broadcast movie criti-
cisms have a way of being so sharp that
the film companies are up in arms
about him.
Alistair Cooke, Eng-
lish by birth and Am-
erican by adoption,
is on NBC at 7:30.
Highlights For Saturday, March 19
Father Arthur Hutchi-
son t ak es part in
today's strangest and
weirdest broadcast.
AS a rule your Almanac is pretty
cautious and doesn't announce a
broadcast or guest stars for a certain
date until practically everybody con-
cerned has solemnly sworn that the
broadcast or the guests will go on the
air as promised. But here's one case
in which we're throwing caution to the
winds, and telling you that today
NBC is to broadcast the arrival of the
famous mystery swallows at the San
Juan Capistrano Mission in California.
Nobody has promised us that the swal-
lows will be there — but they haven't
missed in seventy years, and that's
good enough for your Almanac. As
regularly as clockwork, for that length
of time, the swallows have flown to
San Juan Capistrano from the tropic
islands they use for winter refuge,
always coming on St. Joseph's Day
(which is March 19) and leaving again
on St. John's Day (October 23). No-
body knows what calendar the swallows
use, but even Leap Year doesn't fool
them. . . . NBC, also trusting :n vhe
swallows' good faith, has a microphone
all set up ready to bring you a first-
hand report of Moving Day Among
Our Feathered Friends. . . . The Day
of the Swallows attracts many tourists
to the mission — many of whom pick
that day to ask Father Arthur Hutch-
inson to perform wedding ceremonies
for them. . . . Today's is the last
regular broadcast of the Metropolitan
Opera's winter season, although there
may be a short spring season.
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RADIO MIRROR
(Continued from page 51)
Mind. I know a family in New Jer-
sey who bundle up every Sunday and
go trudging into the hills, carrying
a tiny portable stove, and supplies
enough to make camp four or five
miles from home. And I know an-
other family, up to their ears in debt,
who just bought a new car that'll go
90 miles an hour. They don't go any-
where in particular, because they've
nowhere in particular to go, but they
climb into the buggy Sundays, and
drive 100 miles or so, and come back,
without having seen anything on the
way but the hot-dog-stand where
they stopped for refreshments they
didn't want.
I don't feel sorry for people who
have little, but only for people who
are miserable because they want
much — People whose lives are so
empty that they have to be filled up
with grim-cracks. Toys for children!
We all go through that. Years ago,
I saw a silver-and-brass narghile in
Cairo that I couldn't be happy with-
out. Do you know what a narghile
is? It's a bubble-bubble — a tobacco
pipe that sits on a bottle of water
attached to 20 feet of garden hose.
MY wife bought this one for me,
and the dealer packed it in ex-
celsior. We were so long unpacking it
at Trieste that we lost the train for
Venice, and, after we'd put the pipe
in my trunk, we passed all our fron-
tiers at night, and I had to get up,
and dress, and seek out whiskered
officials to explain, in languages I
couldn't speak, that the darned thing
wasn't a weapon, or a container for
opium. By the time we reached
Paris, I'd have given twice the price
of the narghile to be rid of it. I
walked up and down the streets, ask-
ing utter strangers if they'd like a
narghile, and they threatened to have
me arrested. When we got the con-
traption home, a maid fell over the
hose and broke her ankle, and now
the narghile's in my attic, and I hope
I never see it again!
The happiness of not having too
little comes of not having too little
in your stomach, your mind and your
heart. You can see that kind of hap-
piness any evening along any quiet
street. Little houses with warmly-
lighted front-rooms — papa reading at
the table, mama doing her darning,
and Junior sprawled on the floor with
that three dollar electric train. There
are millions of those homes in Amer-
ica, and more happiness in them than
in all the night-clubs and onyx swim-
ming pools between Harlem and Hol-
lywood!
Besides having neither too much
nor too little, what are the other
guide posts to happy life? Next
month, in Radio Mirror, Channing
Pollock, famous author and play-
wright, brings you another article
with more inspiration and comfort.
PHOTO-MIRROR
The newest picture craze next
month and every month exclusive-
ly in Radio Mirror. Watch for
this exciting new photo-feature.
See how radio stars get their
babies. Who is the jungle prin-
cess? In the May issue.
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By Upton Close — a shocking
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Broadcasting on the weekly
Town Hall Meeting of the Air,
over the Blue network of NBC,
on the evening of December 30th,
in a debate with Charles C.
Batchelder as part of a symposium
on "What Would Japanese Victory
in China Mean to America," Up-
ton Close made the hard hitting,
frankly realistic speech printed
here.
It is with the permission of
the Bulletin of America's Town
Meeting of the Air, published by
Columbia University Press for
the Town Hall, Inc., that Radio
Mirror reprints in condensed form
one of the most thought provoking
speeches of this winter's radio
season.
YOU see a million Japanese sol-
diers using the most ruthless
tactics of war, building empire
by the sword faster than ever it has
been built before. You see one of
the most promising movements of na-
tional rebirth in an ancient land
crushed; its schools, hospitals, gov-
ernment and civic centers, and great-
est cities in ruins; its earnest young
leaders scattered and embittered, its
crops destroyed or seized, work ani-
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mates twenty million of its peasantry
and townsmen condemned to the hor-
rible death of starvation before sum-
mer. You see a war machine equipped
with a hair-trigger self-starter but
no brakes running down Britons,
Americans and other neutrals in its
way.
For years now, some of us have
been pointing out that Japan's mind
and ambitions were driving her into
fundamental clash with our world —
not merely or even primarily forcible
clash, but primarily clash of ideals,
deep clash of opinion as to which
methods are permissible in this mod-
ern world and which are to be out-
lawed. Here it is now — your busi-
ness; and you want to know its
fundamentals and what from the
purely practical standpoint we had
better do about it to save ourselves,
our economy, and the ideals and
modes of life without which life itself
would be unlivable to us.
There is one consideration that we
have not faced. It is high time to face
it now. This: forces attacking what
we consider fundamental decency
have not been fulfilling our dear wish,
our wishful belief, that they will
hang themselves with their own
rope. Instead they have proceeded
unhindered to hog-tie us with the
rope so generously issued them.
Britain is already hog-tied. France is
hobbled. We, the United States of
America, remain the only nation left
that can act without drawing a noose
tighter about it. We are the only
democratic nation left that can pos-
sibly take leadership in action. Eng-
land and France have been beaten to
the draw, are looking down gun bar-
rels.
And maybe we had better take
warning from them. We are the only
liberal, modern-minded nation left
with freedom of action. How long will
that last? It will be lost when Japan
succeeds in Asia, if she does; when
Japan pushes Chinese forces out of
the rail-and-industrial area of China;
when the surviving populace must
starve or submit, and spirit-crushed
leaders cooperate or die; when Japan
gives her helots a doctrine of re-
sentment against the white race, to
salve their ego for resentments they
dare not express. It will be lost when
Nippon has succeeded in yoking
boundless Asiatic and island resources
to "unspoiled" oriental labor under
the cracking whip of industrialism
dedicated not to improvement of the
laborer but to theocratic imperial
glory; lost when the United States is
pushed by underselling into eco-
nomic hermitage — save for specialties,
which will have to be carried in
Japanese ships and sold through
Japanese brokers, because of inabil-
ity of American industry, labor, and
ships to compete.
There is no future for American
trade in Japan's success. In five years
she will have her raw cotton from the
niains of North China, in exchange for
Manchurian grain, and she will under-
sell every competitor in the finished
product. It will be similar with wool,
machinery, everything.
OUR freedom of action will be ham-
pered from within when a flood of
expert Japanese propaganda now in
preparation bursts upon us through
publications that can be bought by
advertising, and through other more
elegant and subtle means. Our free-
dom of action will be hamstrung when
American, British, and French money
seeking profitable investment, as
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RADIO MIRROR
money must, and finding no outlet in
Western industry, begins to flow over
to the enemy side in the coming
battle of the standards of living. For
Western industry will be beaten down
by the competition of a totalitarian
system that seizes its raw materials
by force, keeps its cheap labor "un-
spoiled" and respects no patents or
copyrights. That battle must concern
us more than military or naval war;
it is the ultimate struggle between our
systems. Then, of course, anger will
break out, and blind rage will rule
the day, and we shall experience the
logical end of our laissez-faire.
Pin-pricks like the sinking of the
Panay or the closing of the Open Door
to American trade and philanthropy
should not blind us to the sword
hanging over our ideals, our economy.
Yet these pin-pricks should awaken
us.
The Panay apology leaves us in the
zone of Japanese military activity
waiting for the next incident. It may
be sensational, like interference with
American liberty of action and policy
in regions we will not admit have
passed to Japan. Japan's hope of
avoiding clash with us rests, upon
her side, solely upon the possibility
of our getting out of China — lock,
stock, and cash register. Japan votes
whole-heartedly for Hamilton Fish
withdrawal, for Smedley Butler isola-
tion, for Ludlow referendum.
I HAVE no time to deal with these
■ proposals, but they are the same
sort of cure as hitting oneself on the
head to stop a headache. Examine
them. They hold promise of disrupting
our economy, compelling the replant-
ing of the South, or driving us, too, to-
ward totalitarianism and gangster-
ism; but they hold no promise of
peace. Our President has chosen
against isolationism. He requests
more armed force. Our people are not
likely to repudiate him. We are not a
martyr nation. We are not even a
modest and retiring nation. While
other peoples are asserting the right
to conquest by undeclared wars, we
are not likely to give up the right to
peaceful residence and friendly trade.
And the forces of decency in the
world would merely be weakened if
we did.
But we are a nation that "let's-'er-
slide" — up to a point — and then gets
mad. As we did in 1916". Then when
our "mad" passed we "let-'er-slide"
again. That should be the horrible
example to us now of the wrong way.
This time if we go out to save the
world for international decency we
should not abandon the maiden to
the traders in flesh so soon as we have
rescued her from the mailed fist. We
should see it through or not act at
all. But if you see as I do that letting
things slide, letting the gangster
nations count on American reticence,
count on American-British inability to
stand together — if you see as I do that
this will only result in our getting
mad and acting in anger later on, you
will agree with me that it is better
to take our stand now, coolly and in-
telligently, welcoming whatever risk
is involved. We could stop selling
Japan munitions and airplanes — right
now. We could stop being brokers of
her international credit. We could —
with Britain, France and Russia —
quarantine her great merchant marine
without major war operations or risk
of serious attack. There is no ideal
action: particularly if ideal action
means, as I'm afraid it so often does
to Americans, running no risk — hav-
ing our cake and eating it too.
THERE is risk that in going out to
save what we believe in we will lose
our own souls — that war would ensue
and beget militarism and tyranny here
at home. But there is a greater risk,
is there not, that not lifting our hand
will destroy our sensibilities and our
souls? We soon cease to believe in
what we run no risk to protect.
My Chinese friends tell me that
Japan will succeed — with China's
customs, railroads, mines, cotton, land,
in her hands — unless the desperate
policy of destroying everything while
retreating breaks Japan economically,
and the desperate instillation of com-
munism gives the conquered popula-
tion spiritual incitation enough to
resist.
Salvation for us at the expense of
a materially destroyed, communistic
China would likely prove a tricky sal-
vation. Japan's victory in China and
Japan would mean to us economic
quarantine, a world at the mercy of
those who believe that might makes
right, that contracts are to be kept
while they are useful, that truth is
whatever serves the purpose. It would
mean irritations, anger, finally full-
fledged war across the Pacific. I am
forced to conclude that evil, let alone,
does not destroy itself, but compounds
itself. I am forced to recognize that
causes, constructive or destructive,
succeed in this world which are placed
by their backers above property or
even life. In humbleness and not
without reluctance, but frankly, I offer
these considerations for your thought.
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One Smart Girl
(Continued from page 31)
real beauty, and like stories about
charming human beings, this is for
you.
Though she is receiving her first
magazine write-up here and now,
Nan Grey is someone you're going to
remember because before the year's
end she will have crept into your
heart to stay — from being a radio un-
known she'll have completed the
jump to stardom.
And you'll remember her too, be-
cause young as she is, she has one of
the most interesting and unique per-
sonalities in Hollywood, a town — as
somebody must have noticed before
now — where interesting personalities
are as easy to find as filling stations
and tourists.
I've known Nan personally ever
since shortly after she came to Holly-
wood, four years ago. I've watched
her go from bit parts in her early
pictures to the juicy role of one-third
of the title in "Three Smart Girls"
with Deanna Durbin — followed by
parts in "Let Them Live," "The Man
in Blue," "Some Blondes Are Danger-
ous," and "The Black Doll." I've seen
her bubble with delight over her new
radio job. And I'm convinced there's
nobody quite like her in Hollywood.
IT'S not just that she was chosen
' from thirty other young actresses,
all of them far more experienced in
the ways of the microphone than she,
to play Kathy in the new Tuesday
night drama on NBC, sponsored by
Ponds. It's not simply because she's
beautiful — although sheundoubtedly is.
I'm convinced she's got what it
takes to go places because, for one
thing, when I asked her which she'd
rather be, a glamorous movie queen
or a typical American girl, she lost
no time in answering emphatically:
"Glamour is something artificial and
assumed."
A wise answer. Doubly wise in
Hollywood, and triply wise after four
years of movie-making.
Nan often gives you such evidences
of her maturity — and when I say
maturity I don't mean sophistication,
which is a very different thing, and
common enough. I like to think that
it's this same maturity — this same
level-headedness — that has already
made her what she wants to be, a
typical American girl.
It was in evidence even four years
ago, when she first came to Holly-
wood. She didn't have the least inten-
tion of going into the movies. Her
name wasn't Nan Grey, it was Eschol
Miller; she'd never been out of Hous-
ton, Texas, before in all her life; and
she was visiting Hollywood on a vaca-
tion trip with her mother.
Naturally, faced with the one girl
in America who didn't even have a
sneaking notion that it would be fun
to work in front of a camera, the fates
picked on Nan to catapult into a
movie career.
Mrs. Miller was a retired stock
company actress and she had several
old friends who had progressed with
the years to positions in the Holly-
wood world — talent agents, assistant
producers, character actors, and so
on. Mrs. Miller wanted to visit them
all while she was in Hollywood, and
she did, taking her daughter along
with her. One of them offered to
get passes for the Millers to visit a
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RADIO MIRROR
movie set. And the final link in this
chain of incidents and co-incidents
was that on the set they visited there
was a director who saw Nan's blonde
beauty and offered her a bit part in
his next Warner Brothers film.
Nan turned the offer down.
What happened next shows you how
persistent the fates can be when once
they get their teeth into a likely pros-
pect. The director's interest in her
brought her to the attention of talent
scouts who arranged a screen test for
her — a test which resulted in a part
with Ricardo Cortez in "Fire Bird."
Later she played the ingenue lead in
"Babette" and the leading feminine
role in a Tom Brown picture, "Mary
Jane's Pa."
Not so bad for a girl who didn't
want to go into the movies. Now that
she's been working in them for four
years, Nan is ready to admit that she
really enjoys them. "At first I thought
they were silly, and that most ac-
tresses just wanted to be show-offs.
But now — " says Nan from the ad-
vanced age of seventeen-minus — "I
know better. I can't imagine myself
doing anything else except pictures
and radio."
NAN'S radio career began a few days
before 1937 slithered into 1938.
Coming home late at night from din-
ner out and a busy evening of Christ-
mas shopping, she found a message
from her business agent telling her to
hurry over to the Hollywood NBC
studios for an audition. Her radio ex-
perience was limited to one appear-
ance with Bing Crosby and Joan
Blondell on the Lux Theater; and it
was then almost midnight. But queer
things happen in Hollywood, and Nan
had been around long enough to know
that the queerer they are, the more
important. So she dashed for the door.
At the radio studio they told her
that twenty-four experienced radio
aetresses had already had their audi-
tions, with six more to come before it
was her turn. It looked very much as
if her business agent had sent her out
on a wild-goose chase. What would
they want with a little novice when
they had thirty girls on tap who knew
their microphones backwards and
forwards?
All the same, she went through
with the audition, a little nervously.
They thanked her politely, and said
they'd let her know. They didn't,
though, not for more than a week,
and being a sensible girl, Nan decided
to forget the whole affair.
Then, on Christmas Eve, she was
called into the legal department of
Universal Pictures, which has her
under contract, and told that she'd
been selected to play the leading role
of Kathy in Those We Love. Also,
that starting right away her salary
would be doubled. Since Nan is still
too young to sign contracts legally, the
studio acts as her agent in business
matters.
Quite a Christmas present — par-
ticularly since at her first sight of the
Those We Love script Nan fell in love
with the part of Kathy.
"I've never felt the same about any
character I've played in pictures,"
she told an old friend who is more a
father confessor to her than anything
else. "Not even in 'Three Smart
Girls.' When I got that first script — "
Agnes Ridgway, the author of Those
We Love, had written a "Good luck"
note for her on the first page — "I felt
as if I saw life exactly the way Kathy
"FERRETS OF FRESHNESS"... Paramount's talent scouts, Boris Kaplan and Edward Blatt
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When a star goes stale, his light goes out!
But when a cigarette goes stale, it
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nothing extra for it . . . but it brings you
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Buy your Old Golds where you will
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THE WORLD'S LARGEST SELLING EYE BEAUTY AIDS
sees it. I could sympathize with her
and understand her as if she were my
real blood sister. It's a funny
thing ..."
I think she's wrong there. It isn't
funny. It isn't even peculiar. You'd
expect a girl like Nan Grey to feel an
immediate sympathy with a girl like
Kathy.
It would be different if Nan's daily
life were that of a movie star, which
it isn't. It's pretty much like any
girl's life, in its essentials.
To begin with, she doesn't go out
at night very often — not as often,
probably, as the seventeen-year-old
girls in your own home town. Lately,
she's gone to dancing parties and to
banquets with athletic Wayne Morris
of the Warner Brothers lot, but she
has no "steady boy friend."
Movie and radio star or not, she
still attends classes at Universal's
"little red schoolhouse," with Mrs.
Mary West as her tutor and Deanna
Durbin as her classmate. When
Deanna is making a picture, classes
are held in her dressing room. When
Nan is at work, Deanna goes to school
in Nan's dressing room. When both
are working on separate pictures,
Mrs. West holds morning classes for
one, afternoon classes for the other.
CHE plays golf and tennis occasion-
^ ally, does a few calisthenics, but
would rather walk than take any
other exercise. She likes candy, but
eats it only occasionally; and if she
could — but she seldom can — she'd take
a nap every afternoon. She also likes
to drink milk and to drive her
new Buick. She reads a good many
magazines and an average of two
books a month, and she sees a few
movies — usually from four to six of
them a month, making it necessary to
do some picking and choosing.
Once in a while the real girl in her
rebels against the studio routine and
she goes to the beach, where she
spends a whole day riding the roller
coaster, trying her skill in a shooting
gallery, and screaming in the chute-
the-chutes.
She has no desire, ever, as I told
you before, to be described as "glam-
orous." But there was one recent
honor that did delight her more than
she'd ever let you know — and because
it did, I think it tells you more about
her than any further description of
mine could.
It was Governor Allred's selection
of her to be one of the twelve "sweet-
hearts of Texas" during the recent
Dallas exposition. Hollywood is all
very well. But Texas, you see — that's
home.
A Colossal Laugh Scoop!
Next month Radio Mirror scores
again with a FRED ALLEN Readio-
broadcast. The master comedian
of radio, movies and stage fur-
nishes the May issue with the
cream of his sparkling gags. Jack
Benny's feud, Town Hall News, a
Mighty Allen Art drama. In the
May issue.
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RADIO MIRROR
Cry Before Night
(Continued from page 27)
and every actor within earshot came
tearing in to make faces, stand on his
head, sing lullabies to Martha, to keep
her quiet until her mother returned.
They dare not let her cry, they
argued. The manager would oust the
whole family if the baby made a fuss.
So Martha watched for her openings,
and cried just enough to get every-
thing she wanted.
There are just so many childish
pleasures a backstage baby can enjoy.
She can't go rollerskating, or play
fireman or jump rope; children must
be quiet while the show is on. But
she can have toys: so Martha had
hundreds of them, the most expensive
ones — and collected a new one every -
time her path crossed that of another
trouper. She can't have a dog, or a
pony, so there's no use for cowboy
suits; but she can have pretty little
dresses, and coats with real fur. And
Martha was dressed like the little
rich girl in the story books, in red
velvet coat, with fur cap and mit-
tens, and red boots, with fur around
the top.
WHAT better game for a backstage
baby than dressing up? When in-
terest in her own wardrobe dulled,
little Martha would amuse herself by
experimenting with her mother's.
Long dresses and high-heeled slippers
opened the doors to a wonderful
world of make-believe in which the
drab confinement of dressing room
life was quickly forgotten.
It was an upside-down childhood.
With her parents, Martha usually
slept until nearly noon. She had her
breakfast when most children were
eating a hearty lunch after hours of
play. Her supper was at eleven
o'clock, in a hotel bedroom, where
Martha soon learned to be very quiet
because other people were asleep. It
wasn't that she didn't have enough
to eat, or enough sleep. She was a
healthy, normal child. But she was
very lonely.
The only time she ever saw other
children was on an occasional Satur-
day, when the towns kids would slip
into the alley-way backstage to see
what show people looked like close-
up, and then would linger awhile to
share their jumping ropes and jacks
with the show people's little girl.
Even those stolen Saturday play
hours soon were lost, for when she
was three and a half years old Mar-
tha joined Peg and Pete in the act.
A baby was expensive, when you
were traveling constantly. Putting
Martha on the stage for a few mo-
ments at each show boosted Reed and
Hooper's popularity, and their pay
checks. Soon, with Martha singing
"Jada" in front of the footlights four
times a day, the act gained enough
renown to move from the split-week
to the full-week booking bracket, and
life was a lot easier for the Reeds.
There were better hotel rooms,
better meals, and real ermine on
Martha's next red velvet coat. But
there were still no friends of her own
years for the eager little girl back-
stage.
Martha never left the stage after
that. She was a veteran trouper at
six, when most children are first en-
rolling for school. Martha's schooling
came in fat envelopes every Monday
from the Professional Children's cor-
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Richard Arlen,
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"ALTHOUGH YOUNG and well dress-
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whose daily lessons Martha recited
over the breakfast table with her
mother sitting in as teacher. She
didn't like to study, was impatient
with books from the first, but she was
fascinated with one subject — draw-
ing. With her mother's lipstick and
eyebrow pencil for crayons, she prac-
ticed daily between calls, sketching
dogs and cats, and — because they
were more familiar than the lazy
cows and horses in her drawing book
— jugglers and clowns.
By this time, there was another
baby in the dressing room. Martha's
brother, Buddy, was born when
Martha was two and a half. The only
difference between this advent and
Martha's own was that Reed and
Hooper lost no bookings as a result
of it. The family was playing in
Grand Rapids. Michigan, when the
hour for Peg's second confinement
came. It was December, in 1918. On
the day that Peg left the stage for the
hospital, the disastrous flu epidemic
closed every theater in town. When
they were allowed to reopen, three
weeks hence, Reed and Hooper — a
new baby in the trunk tray — were
ready to go on with the show.
These Reeds were closer than most
families. Always on the go, often
making two new towns a week, thev
had little time to cultivate friends
outside the family circle.
|_|ER mother was teacher and class-
1 ' mate, mother and chum to Martha
during her early years — and she still
is her closest companion and confi-
dant even though Martha is a success-
ful Hollywood star, surrounded by
admirers and friends.
Martha tried to make friends. If
she'd meet a youngster of her own
age — even for a casual moment or
two — during her trouping childhood,
she'd cling to the child by every ruse
at her command. "I'll show you the
curtain lofts . . . the wings," she'd
promise. "Come see my dolls." And
when the inevitable parting came,
she'd exact a promise to write.
These correspondences didn't last
very long. The letters would come
and Martha would answer conscien-
tiously for awhile, but as time faded
the children's remembrance of their
brief meeting, the letters would
dwindle to an occasional postcard,
and finally to nothing.
There were other stage kids, but
seldom on the same bill. "Variety"
was the by-word in show business
in those days, and every manager in-
sisted that "one kid on a bill is
enough." At one time or another,
however, Martha and her brother met
the five boys and girls" who were fa-
mous with their parents as "The
Capps Family." They also knew
Eddie Quinlan's children, but saw
them infrequently.
Martha says the only little girl she
really could talk to was Janey, and
she was a rope doll whom a shell-
shocked war veteran had given her
when she played with her parents at
the soldiers' hospital at Ft. Sheridan,
Wyoming. Janey still has a warm
place in Martha's heart.
In time, of course, Buddy Reed also
joined his parents' act. He was just
three, but his comedy routine with
his father embellished the act to such
an extent that Reed and Hooper
could demand the best of the road-
show bookings. It was not because
they were not in demand in the East
that they played most of their dates
West of the Mississippi, but because
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stringent child labor laws in Eastern
states often complicated Eastern ap-
pearances.
Pete Reed and Peggy Hooper, with
Martha and Buddy, remained on the
road, their original act intact, for
more than ten years. The daily pat-
tern was the same: breakfast, the
theater, supper, bed. Only the back-
grounds changed. This week it was
Grand Rapids, the next, Chicago.
Then St. Louis, Kansas City, Denver.
Little by little, Martha became the
star of the piece. She hadn't de-
veloped as yet the comedy flair which
was to make her famous, but her
singing had attracted important ears.
WHEN she was sixteen, Orchestra
Leader Paul Ash wired Martha an
offer to join his show. The salary
proffered was better than the com-
bined earnings of the entire Reed
family. Pete and Peg agreed to take
a short vacation, and Martha wired
her acceptance.
There were no tears when Martha
packed her bags, and prepared to
leave the family group. Martha
looked back upon sixteen years of ex-
perience in the theater and decided
she was ready to face the world. She
knew show business: its code, its
people, its traditions. She wasn't
afraid.
To be sure, she was just the age of
most high school juniors. She had
never been to school. She had never
been out at night without her mother,
had never had a date with a boy —
didn't, in fact, know any boys other
than her brother. Her only close
friend was a rope doll.
Perhaps her courage was born of
innocence — she might have been less
cheerful when she waved goodbye to
her family in the railroad station in
Dodge City, Kansas, had she known
what problems she soon would be fac-
ing alone.
"I'm on my own," she hummed to
herself, as she adjusted her baggage
in the now familiar Pullman car. "I'm
on my own."
A whole new life was ahead for
Martha Raye. She was sixteen, and
she was on her own.
Sometimes the false courage of
youth is more dangerous than honest
fear — will Martha Raye find it so as
she leaves her family and ventures
into the unknown world of Broadway
show-business? Don't miss the third
chapter of Martha's meteoric career
in next month's Radio Mirror.
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FACING
THE
MUSIC
- A
Besides being
Bob Crosby's
vocalist, Kay
Weber writes
radio plays.
Keep tuned in to this page for the
latest broadcasts of danceland news
MOST radio maestros have one
thing in common with other en-
tertainers. They like to see their
names blaze across Broadway's giant-
sized neon lights or dominate the
headlines of newspapers and maga-
zines.
But quiet, unpublicized Jack Miller,
Kate Smith's efficient and unobtru-
sive batoneer for the last five years,
prefers to keep in the background.
Each time an enterprising manager
or well-meaning friend has tried to
woo him away with glamorous stories
of a more ballyhooed career on the
kilocycles, Jack has turned a deaf
ear.
When questioned why he prefers to
remain behind the "Songbird of the
South," he has many answers.
"Kate Smith is really the perfect
person to work with," he says. "Sec-
ondly, I'd rather work consistently
fifty-two weeks every year than only
twenty as many independent band-
leaders do. Besides, under the present
setup I have time to write songs."
Jack has written two smash hits.
The first is his theme melody, "When
the Stars Come Peeping Through."
The other, "Sunrise to Sunset," sold
400,000 copies, and was featured in
three different talkies.
It was high-pressure Ted Collins,
Kate Smith's manager, who plucked
Miller from virtual obscurity. Jack
was leading a band in and around
Boston when Collins discovered him.
Jack used to enhance the band's num-
bers with a lusty baritone voice.
For two years, under Collins' wing,
Jack was a featured soloist on CBS.
Then the manager decided to merge
the talents of his two proteges.
It's been like that for ten years
now — Kate, Ted, and Jack — radio's
Three Musketeers. The personal suc-
cesses of the Kemps, Kysers, and
Kayes hasn't turned Miller's head one
bit.
There's loyalty in this band business
— if you can find it.
Skinny Ennis has finally gone and
done it — left Hal Kemp's orchestra.
The thin, singing drummer had been
threatening to make this change for
the last two years. Kemp's trip to
California late in 1937, sealed Skinny's
fate. A motion picture executive
signed Skinny to a lengthy contract.
Kemp's band returned to New York
with a new drummer. Emery Kenyon,
formerly with Nye Mayhew's outfit.
The Mayhew band is partly owned by
Kemp.
Kenyon doesn't sing, so Maxine
Gray, Bob Allen, and Saxie Dowell
will divide the Ennis solos.
It just seems that a band can't leave
California without forfeiting some
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estimable member of its organization
to the wiles of talkie tycoons.
Kay Weber, Bob Crosby's lovely
vocalist, heard with the band over
the Columbia network several times
weekly, had three signal honors con-
ferred upon her all in one week.
Bing's brother signed Kay to a
year's contract. A new tune, "Sugar
Puss," written by Nappy Lamare and
Bob Zurke of the orchestra, was de-
dicated to her, because of Kay's
sweet disposition.
And last but not least, her secret
ambition — to be a playwright — was
realized, when the Columbia net-
work accepted the singer's one-act
radio play, for production sometime
this Spring.
* * *
OFF THE MUSIC RACK
Duke Ellington was voted the
favorite band of English musicians in
a recent London poll. But "Facing the
Music's" poll, which is still running,
shows Benny Goodman neck-and-
neck with Guy Lombardo, and Tommy
Dorsey, Horace Heidt, Eddy Duchin,
and Sammy Kaye not far behind.
Vote for your favorite now. Use the
coupon at the end of this column. . . .
Little Jackie Heller is another vocalist
who got the urge. He's organizing
his own band. . . . Woody Herman is
now making Clevelanders happy
swinging out in the Trianon Ball-
room of that city, and Emery Deutsch
is drawing the dance crowds of Cin-
cinnati to the Hotel Netherlands-
Plaza. . . . Georgie Jessel has com-
posed another tune that he thinks is
better than "Roses in December." It's
entitled "You'll Be Reminded of Me,"
and Ginger Rogers will sing it in her
next flikker, "Vivacious Lady." . . .
Tommy Dorsey lost his ace drummer,
Dave Tough, to Joe Marsala . . . Bert
Block has replaced Eddy Rogers in
the lofty Radio City Rainbow Room
but Eddy will be back there in April
. . . Joe Sullivan, Bob Crosby's ailing
pianist is now recuperating in his
home in Southern California. . . . Guy
Lombardo has signed a new five year
contract to play in New York's Hotel
Roosevelt. He's been there five years
already. . . . Mark Warnow who writes
many of his own arrangements, em-
ploys an electric organ, instead of a
piano. The organ, according to Mark,
can imitate every instrument in the
band and Mark can illustrate a chord
as it will actually sound when played
by the entire band. The organ is in-
stalled in Mark's new Kew Gardens
apartment. So far the neighbors
haven't complained . . . Tommy Dor-
sey is off on a long tour of one-night
stands . . . Eddy Duchin remains at
the Los Angeles Cocoanut Grove until
April . . . Victor Arden has stopped
playing piano while directing his
orchestra. Vic says he is darned if he
can play and direct at the same time.
Al Goodman, Jack Denny, Frank
Black and Ray Noble agree with Ar-
den, but a series of boos is heard
from Eddy Duchin, Henry King, Vin-
cent Lopez and Nat Brandwynne.
KEEP YOUR EARS TUNED TO:
Larry Welk and his orchestra,
now playing on tour. Composed of
former amateur Nebraska and South
Dakota musicians, they finally made
the grade recently when heard over
Mutual from the Hotel William Penn
in Pittsburgh.
Helene Daniels, whose thrilling
voice has helped to raise the program,
"Jazz Nocturne" from average musi-
cal mediocrity.
ORCHESTRAL ANATOMY
EDDY DUCHIN: J. D. Wade,
Charles Trotter, trumpets; Moe Zade-
koff, trombone; Stanley Worth, Aaron
Voloshin, Johnny Geller, Fred Mar-
row, Milt Shaw, violins; Horace Diez,
piano; Harry Campbell, drums; Al
Kunze, bass; Gene Baumgarden, gui-
tar. Vocalists: Stanley Worth. Theme:
Chopin's Nocturne in A, and "Be My
Lover."
BILL CARLSON: Eddie Bahr,
Harry Bortner, Paul Peregrine, saxo-
phones; Harlon Waddell, Ole Turner,
trumpets; Jess Cullen, trombone; Paul
Pleyte, Steve Kozera, Otto Scharf,
violins; Lee Simmons, piano; Harry
Pierce, drums; Joe Potzner, bass.
Vocalists: Gil Rutzen and Paul Skin-
ner.
CORRESPONDENCE
BARBARA JOHNSON: Sammy
Kaye's theme song is an original
composition composed by the former
Ohio University alumnus, entitled
"Swing and Sway." Right now Sammy
is swinging and swaying in the Hotel
Statler in Cleveland, via CBS and
Mutual. He is single and twenty-
seven years old. I doubt if he'll reach
Boston until spring.
SHIRLEY SHELBURNE: Eddy
Duchin has broadcast from the swank
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ent is on the West Coast. He'll return
to New York and the Plaza in Spring.
IRENE ARMBRUSTER: Freddy
Martin moves to sunny climes, albeit,
the Los Angeles Biltmore Bowl be-
fore you read this. Freddy's pianist
Terry Shand has been striving for
years to write a real best-selling tune.
He finally made it with "I Double
Dare You."
ROBERT MAYOH: Your club can
engage most of the outstanding dance
orchestras by writing to Music Cor-
poration of America, Consolidated
Radio Artists or Rockwell-O'Keefe.
All have their main offices in New
York.
JULIUS RICH: Foremost in the
minds of ambitious young musicians
is to lead their own band. Wide-
awake Leighton Noble is no exception
to the rule. He is at present, on tour
with his new band, which features the
style of his former bosses, the late
Orville Knapp, and George Olsen.
Olsen is now playing in La Conga in
New York, although he owns a part
interest in the International Casino.
ELANOR RUSSO: Ozzie Nelson
won't leave Hollywood until he can
bring his wife, Harriet Hilliard, with
him. And Harriet is as busy as a bee
on the RKO lot.
Freddy Martin expected such in-
tricate steps as Truckin' and The Big
Apple to be executed by the younger
set, who often find it difficult to afford
a soda after tripping the light fan-
tastic in the local ballroom. And
Freddy thought the cafe society set
preferred the slower tempos of the
waltz.
But lo, and behold, when Freddy's
magic music played in the mammoth,
block-long Aragon Ballroom in Chi-
cago (admission 50c a person; gentle-
men must wear their coats when
dancing) the crowd clamored for
three-quarter time, and Freddy
gulped. He had prepared an evening's
repertory of swing tunes.
A month later Martin was engaged
to play in the swank Ritz-Carlton in
New York (cover charge $2.50 a per-
son, formal dress obligatory). Here
the dancers, many well past the prime
of life, ignored the waltz sets and in-
sisted on performing, not only The
Suzi-Q and The Shag, but Peckin'.
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Presenting the cast of Carol Kennedy's Romance: Left to right,
Dr. Owen Craig, Kathy Prentice, Dr. Peter Clark, Carol, and Randy.
IF you've wondered about the real
' life girl who portrays the title role
of Carol Kennedy on the Heinz Maga-
zine program, the photo at the top of
this page will answer your questions,
not only about this modern Cinder-
ella but about the other characters
who share her air adventures. There
is Gretchen Davidson, who plays the
title role, and Carleton Young, who
portrays the young surgeon with
whom Carol is secretly in love. Vi-
vacious Mitzi Gould is Kathy Pren-
tice on the air — glamorous cousin of
Carol and, as fiancee of Dr. Craig,
barrier between the heroine and the
man she loves. In Gene Morgan you
see Gary Crandall, bored young-
man-about-town, who chooses to play
fairy godfather to Carol. Also in the
photo are Edwin Jerome, the Dr.
Peter Clarke of the story, and Ted
Reid who is Randy.
I hope you've noted the above,
Mrs. William J. Phillips of Coraopolis,
Penn., because it's a special request
performance for you. One person you
can't see in this picture but who is a
very important personage in any play
is — the author. She is Marie Blizard,
former newspaperwoman, who has
been feature editor, fashion director,
director of dramatic programs, and
now, serial writer.
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Charlie Henderson is now doing musi-
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Houseboat Hannah comes from Sta-
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neth Carpenter was born in Avon, 111.,
August 21, 1900. He is married to his
college sweetheart and has one son,
age 7 . . . William Farnum was born
July 4, 1876 in Boston, Mass. He still
plays supporting and extra roles in
pictures, his last appearance being in
"Maid of Salem" and "Public Cow-
boy No. 1." He is a brother of Dustin
Farnum. He had one daughter by his
first wife, Mrs. Olive White Farnum.
His second wife was Mrs. Isabelle
Lunds Major.
Miss Edith E. Silver, National City,
Calif.— Credit Nashville, Tenn., for the
famous southern drawl of Phil Harris.
The actor-singer-bandleader spent his
boyhood in the southern capital, al-
though he was born in Linton, Ind.
on June 24, 1901. His father taught
him the fundamentals of music, and
Phil started his career as a drummer,
playing with the Dixie Syncopaters as
a student at Hume Fogg Academy.
Ruth Stonehouse of motion pictures
heard the Syncopaters and thought
they deserved a larger audience. After
a nine-months' tour under Miss Stone-
house's sponsorship, Harris left for
an engagement at a Honolulu theater.
Later, he toured Australia, where he
met and married Marcia Ralston,
actress. Pinch-hitting for a vocalist
who had fallen suddenly ill, Phil was
rewarded by inspiration for forming
his own orchestra. In motion pictures,
Phil has been seen and heard in "So
This Is Harris" and "Melody Cruise."
On the air, there's been the Jarman
Shoe program, and then the Jello
hour with Jack Benny.
* * *
Antonia Caro, Albany, N. Y. — Russ
Morgan climbed to his present popu-
larity from a Scranton coal mine. His
dad was a mine foreman in the Penn-
sylvania anthracite fields, and Russ,
in turn, wore miner's cap and dun-
garees before he donned top-hat and
tails. But his father was also a musi-
cian and, with the boy's mother, en-
couraged Russ in his ambitions. Mor-
gan's first job was that of pianist in a
Scranton movie. Philadelphia, with a
job in Paul Specht's orchestra and
marriage, followed. Detroit was next,
where Morgan walked into a job when
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the musical director in a house where
he was engaged walked out twenty
minutes before program time. Next
come a position with a local radio
station, where "Music in the Morgan
Manner" began to be talked about. In
addition, Morgan made recordings
with Joe Venuti. Coming to New
York on recording business, he de-
cided to talk things over with Man-
hattan radio people, who advised him
to form a band of his own. He was
an arranger for both Victor Herbert
and John Philip Sousa. Now is fea-
tured on the Johnnie Presents (Philip
Morris) program, as you know. . . .
Morgan was born in Scranton, April
29, 1904. He is six feet tall, has brown
hair, and hazel eyes.
Miss Irene Toniatti, North Adams, Mass.
— Joe Marlin out of the studio is
Robert Griffin, who entered radio as
a baritone in 1925 after several years
of stage experience. He appeared for
three years in sponsored playlets over
KFWB, then as Bill in Eileen and Bill
over CBS, and as the Traveling
Troubadour on WOR. He has taken
parts in 45 Minutes in Hollywood,
March of Time, Roxy Hour and many
other shows over the three major net-
works. He is married to Margaret
Fuller, also a radio player. He weighs
180 pounds, has black hair, and
misses being a six-footer by just a
quarter-inch.
FAN CLUB SECTION
Other circles may be shaken by
rumors of recession, but where the
fan clubs gather there is only report
of soaring memberships. And this
month brought news of the follow-
ing groups — all looking for more
members, even as they try to catch up
with the present roll call.
The Jerry Cooper-Frank Parker Har-
mony Club is well into its second
year with over one hundred mem-
bers. It is a member of the Fan Club
Federation. This club publishes "The
Tabloid" with club news six times a
year. Bessie Shreiar is president,
and her address is 45 Barclay Street,
Worcester, Mass.
The Ray Heatherton-Jimmy Farrell
Bantam-Y Club is over two years old,
and is a brother organization to the
Cooper-Parker group. Annette J.
Shreiar, of the same address as her
sister, above, is president.
C. Wilson Maxwell, Commander of
the Junior Birdmen of America, is
president of a Deanna Durbin Fan
Club at Elkins, W. Va.
Nine years old but still welcoming
new members is the Rudy Vallee
Rooters, 446 St. Johns Place, Brook-
lyn, N. Y. Dorothy Yosnow is presi-
dent, and there is a club paper
(monthly) called "Rudyments."
A club in honor of the former page
boy who is seeing his ambitions rea-
lized is the Bob Gibson Fan Club.
Would-be members write Jean Rem-
lin, secretary, of 542 West 48th Street,
New York City.
There's a Lulu Belle and Scotty fan
club out in Indiana for fans of this
popular radio team. Miss Louise Con-
rad of General Delivery, Gary, Ind.,
will be glad to hear from prospective
members.
Those interested in a Frances Lang-
ford Fan Club, write Ed Lally, presi-
dent, of 123 Gore Street, Perth, On-
tario, Can.
"Dream Cargoes" is the appropriate
name the Ralph Kirbery fan club has
given its paper. This club is just one
year old, but is growing with each
month's anniversary, report is. Its
president is Eileen Bushman, Gettys-
burg, Pa.
The Barry Wood Fan Club has
just made its first steps, but Shirley
Haberman, president, of 1381 East 98th
Street, Brooklyn, N. Y., predicts it
will be making real strides as it gains
in age.
The Jessica Dragonette Club can boast
of a 10,000 membership! "We have no
dues — the only requirement is support
and loyalty to our favorite," says
President Mary Galumbus of 1301
Harrison Boulevard, Gary, Ind.
A Valentino-Columbo Memory Club is
being formed by Diaz Marinari, 249
Tyler Street, Trenton, N. J. He will
be glad to hear from anyone who
would like to join him in a memorial
group for Rudolph Valentino and Russ
Columbo — "two of the greatest stars of
all time" in Mr. "Marinari's own words.
A Myrt 8c Marge album is the interest-
ing hobby of Mrs. E. Derickson. 558
West 87 St., Los Angeles, Cal., and she
would like to receive a card from all
fans of these popular stars . . . just a
penny postal, telling her you are a
Myrt & Marge fan.
The Don Ameche Fan Club, which
is subject of so many inquiries, is still
non-existent. Latest letters from fans
say attempts have been made to start
such a group, but official consent can-
not be obtained.
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this year bring a double offering of
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What's New from Coast to Coast
(Continued from page 7)
you see him in the newsreels. It was
said gleam which attracted all the at-
tention to him and away from Ben.
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CINCINNATI— Red-heads are al-
ways getting into the news, but to
WSAI listeners, there's only one — Red
Barber! And it's on Red's account
that radio service men in the Queen
City and vicinity are working over-
time these days. Baseball's in the air,
and Red will be at the mike for the
Cincinnati Reds' opening game.
Red came north from Gainesville,
Florida, four years ago, to join WSAI
on a purely trial basis. By the end of
the first ball game he announced, he'd
made good with fans, ball players, and
station, and there was no more talk
of trials. He's drawn the baseball
assignment every year since.
Not only local fans, but national
ones, get a chance to enjoy Red's an-
nouncing now and then. In 1935 he
was one of two who shared the World
Series assignment for the Mutual
system; in 1936 and 1937, Red called
the plays for NBC.
Clarence Nash, the quiet young man
who takes the hysterical role of
Donald Duck on the air and in the
movies doesn't have much to do
around the Disney studio when he
isn't recording his voice, so he usually
gets the job of escorting visitors
through the plant. He shows them the
sights, commenting on them in a
gentle voice, and being so self-effacing
that probably not one visitor in a
hundred takes a good look at his face.
Then, just as the visitors are leaving
the studio, he shouts "good-by" after
them in Donald's voice — shutting the
door quick so they won't run back
and mob him. A quiet young man —
but a wag.
NEW YORK— WOR wouldn't be
WOR without a young man who is a
station institution — and a vastly popu-
lar one, too. Alfred W. McCann, Jr.,
is only twenty-nine years old, but he
has completed more than eleven hun-
dred sponsored hours on the air — all
over WOR, Mutual's key station in
New Work.
McCann was a student at George-
town University when his father died
on January 19, 1931. In spite of his
youth and inexperience, he stepped
into his father's shoes as head of the
McCann Laboratories and as the
speaker on the radio program that the
elder McCann had already made
popular locally. Since then he's been
on the air continually, except for brief
vacations, doing a full hour period
four days a week on WOR.
His program is something home-
makers don't want to miss, for he
broadcasts the results of experiments
on food products, and answers listen-
ers' questions about food. Right now
he has twenty-two different sponsors,
but before he'll accept the sponsorship
of any of them their products must go
through more rigid analyses than any
others that come to his laboratories.
Just as fixed a fixture as McCann is
his announcer, John B. Gambling,
whom he calls "Uncle John." Uncle
John has been his announcer through-
out the seven years he's been on the
air, and he was his father's announcer
before him.
NEW YORK— The Help Thy Neigh-
bor idea is spreading — and that ought
to be good news to everybody. You
already know, probably, about Hal
Styles' Sunday program on KHJ in
Los Angeles, in which he interviews
unemployed people on the air and
gets jobs for them from the listeners.
Well. Ruth Gold of New York has the
same kind of program, with a differ-
ent slant.
On WINS, every morning except
Sunday from 7:00 to 7:30, Ruth con-
ducts the Employment Agency of the
Air. Starting off with a little talk
on "The Human Side of Life," she
then presents each day a dramatiza-
tion of some everyday event, designed
to inspire new hope in the hearts of
the unemployed men and women lis-
tening in. But the meat of the pro-
gram comes later, when she reads
the want ads from that day's edi-
tion of the newspaper which sponsors
her. The paper itself won't be on the
streets for several hours, and listen-
ers to the program have the chance to
be first on the scene in applying for
the jobs — which is the explanation
for the broadcast's slogan: "Get to-
morrow's job today."
LOS ANGELES— There's something
wrong with you if the story of Clover
Kerr doesn't make you feel that the
world's a better place to live in after
you've read it.
Clover Kerr is the originator and
star of Bridge Builders on KFWB.
She is young, charming and intelli-
gent. Ever since last March, when she
was in a dreadful accident, she has
had no legs and no right arm. Yet she
says she is one of the happiest young
women alive — and looks it.
Before her accident. Clover had no
intention of being a radio star. She
was a photo colorist in a Los Angeles
studio, and happy in her work. Then
came the night when a speeding auto-
mobile and a freight train took their
toll.
Lying in the hospital, Clover took
stock of her future. She could let it
lick her, or she could lick it. She chose
the latter course. She refused to look
ahead with horror in her heart. In-
stead, she told herself that now, for
the first time, she had something
really big to live for — the opportunity
of proving that even with her handi-
caps she could still carve out a use-
ful and happy life for herself. In a
few short months, that is just what
she has done.
Her radio work came about by acci-
dent. A KFWB star visited her in
the hospital, and out of that visit grew
the idea that she might go on the air
and try to pass on to others some of
the courage and cheerfulness that
made life possible for her. Now she
writes and presents a daily quarter-
hour called Bridge Builders, an in-
spiring program of youthful philoso-
phy, wit and wisdom. She is already
sponsored, at a comfortable salary
which makes it possible for her to
continue to be self-supporting. Her
gravest worry, at first, was that she
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might be a burden upon her parents
and brother.
Before her accident, she played the
piano — and she still plays, with one
hand. There are many great composi-
tions written for the left hand alone,
and Clover hopes to master them all.
Every night she writes her program,
working often until two o'clock in the
morning.
Just about the proudest achieve-
ment of Cincinnati's WLW is the
fourteen-voice choir which sings for
the Vocal Varieties program you hear
on NBC-Red every Tuesday and
Thursday at 7:15. It isn't a preten-
tious show, this Vocal Varieties, but
you'd go a long way to find another
that's as unique.
William Stoess, WLW musical di-
rector, and Grace Raine, vocal direc-
tor, lead these fourteen human voices
which blend so perfectly that no
musical instrument is ever used on
the show. Musical authorities would
say that it's impossible to blend the
three distinct groups which make up
the choir — and perhaps they'd be
right, except that the Vocal Varieties
singers rehearse twenty hours for
each fifteen-minute broadcast.
The Varieties singers imitate the
sounds of different musical instru-
ments, but they do so with words,
rather than with syllables, as the
Mills Brothers used to do. In this un-
usual vocal "orchestra," the de Vore
sisters take the place of violins and
reed instruments; "The Smoothies" —
Babs, Charlie, and Little — are the
"hot" section of the orchestra which
supplies all the embellishments; and
eight masculine singers imitate saxo-
phones and brass.
Yasha Davidoff, who pops up every
now and then as guest soloist on your
favorite classical-music broadcasts, is
an American who four years ago,
couldn't speak English. Born in New
York, this young basso went to Russia
with his parents when he was five.
The revolution sent the family out
of Russia and into Harbin, China.
Yasha grew up, determined to make a
home for himself and his parents in
the United States, and four years ago
he landed in Seattle broke and unable
to speak English. In three days he
had a job singing on a Seattle station.
Through sheer determination, he
got to New York, singing in each
town he visited long enough to get
money to move on to the next. In
New York, he sang at the Metro-
politan, and then returned to Los
Angeles for an appearance in "II
Trovatore" at the Hollywood Bowl,
last summer, getting rave notices from
the critics.
This month's Show-must-go-on
story comes from the direction of Al
Pearce. For several weeks Al con-
tinued to put on his show in spite of
the fact that he was suffering from
something that was a lot worse than
an ordinary cold. Wouldn't go see
a doctor, because he was afraid he'd
be sent to bed. Finally his eyes be-
gan to smart, and one Tuesday after-
noon he had to visit a doctor whether
he wanted to or not. It was a good
thing, too, because the flu, or what-
ever it was, had attacked his eyes, and
the doctor told him if he'd waited an-
other two or three hours for treat-
ment, he probably would never have
been able to see again. Al appeared
on his show that night, but paddled
off to bed right after it.
So many people are finding it im-
possible to forget "Resurrection,"
which Boris Karloff read on a Rudy
Vallee program, and which Radio
Mirror was extremely proud to pub-
lish last month, that we asked its
author, Horace Brown, to write his
autobiography for us. Here it is — to
quote his own words, as much of his
life as he would care to see in print.
"Born in Cobalt, North Ontario, in
the middle of the 'Silver rush,' Sep-
tember 28, 1908. This made me a
'Silver Baby,' but it's not the reason
I have been sometimes called 'Small
Change.' . . . Name? Horace Brown.
There's another Christian name, but
it's so un-Christian I never use it. . . .
"Occupations? Eight years a news-
paperman, in which time I managed
to get fired off some of the best papers
in Canada. Wandered into radio four
years ago, and it's still got me in its
clutches. Am now script editor for the
Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
. . . Hobbies? Playing with eight-
months-old baby, Myrna, and trying
to prevent wife, Lorraine, from re-
moving said Myrna from all danger
of being squeezed to death. . . . Re-
marks? So many people ask me
about 'Resurrection' I would like to
answer as follows: It was written
during a lunch-hour, but it had been
running through my mind for three
weeks previously."
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THIRD PRIZE
It's Getting Her Goat!
I've always enjoyed the daily
episode sort of programs, but lately
announcers are spoiling it for me by
the "home-work" assignment they al-
ways make at the end. After every
episode, regardless of whether it's ad-
venture, pathos or comedy, the an-
nouncer invariably exclaims, "Well!
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the villain throw him out of the
house? Or will little Janie pay off
the mortgage in time? Listen in to-
morrow," etc., etc.
I have heard this spiel so often
lately, from morning until night, that
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American public needs a schoolboy's
assignment to keep alive our interest,
anyway?
Mrs. Andrew Rabnerr,
Doylestown, Penna.
FOURTH PRIZE
We've Missed You, Molly
When a radio star is absent from a
Class A program for several weeks,
that absence is really felt by us lis-
teners. Molly McGee has not been
heard for some time with Fibber on
their program, each Monday night,
and, gosh, I for one miss her. Fibber
must be given lots of credit for mak-
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during Molly's absence, but just as
soon as she returns, everything will
be back to normal. Her characters are
missing — those she alone created — and
not hearing them has taken a little
of the spark away.
Please, Molly, as soon as possible,
return to your program. We've all
missed you.
Idelle Kaplan, St. Paul, Minn.
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We Take a Bow
I have read all kinds of opinions on
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However, they're very interesting
even if you have a radio. So here's
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C. C. Manning, Sask., Canada
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Who?— why, BEN BERNIE, of course!
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Less Ballyhoo, Hollywood!
Hollywood should be congratulated
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first class entertainment into the
homes of countless millions. It is a
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this would not be objectionable. In
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things have gone too far.
Chester Borkowski, Cleveland, O.
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Feb. 28, 1938.
Kay and Buddy Arnold are brother and sister and have been on the
air for two and one-half years. You hear them on New York's WMCA.
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one of their cow hands when 1 showed
up. I read the service for him, and
they called me the Parson because of
that.
"I don't blame them for being sus-
picious. They didn't know me and
my red beard made me look pretty
villainous, I guess. But, they gave
me the dead man's job. I'd been work-
ing there a few days when I ran into
the rustlers at work. I was riding
range by myself, and I caught them
branding one of our steers. They
ran when they saw me, and I got off
my horse and had just picked up their
branding iron when a bullet whizzed
past me. I looked up, and there, up
on the bluff, were a couple of the
men from the ranch, shooting at me.
They thought I was one of the rust-
lers, of course. They weren't in any
mood to argue, so I jumped on my
horse and beat it. And that was how
the Parson business started."
BUT wasn't there any way to clear
yourself?"
"There would have been — except
that a few days later, before I'd had
a chance to explain, a fellow that
looked a lot like me held up some
mail near the California state line
and killed the clerk. When I walked
into a postoffice to mail my letter the
first thing I saw was the poster ad-
vertising a reward for me, with the
picture of me. I got out of that place
as fast as I could."
"But Clay — why didn't you go to
the authorities and tell them the
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truth? It was the only thing to do."
"Who'd have believed me? I didn't
have any alibi. Nobody knew where
I was when the mail coach was held
up. I don't have any faith in courts
and lawyers — all they want is to get
a conviction. No, the only thing for
me to do was keep out of the way.
And that's what I'm going to do —
until I catch the man that shot my
father."
JEAN started to protest. But there
•* was something happening in the
hall, outside the door. She heard the
murmur of excited voices, hurried
steps. The door flew open, and Callie
burst into the room.
"Miss Jean, Miss Jean — come quick!
It's yo' daddy! They just brought
him home from the office — he done
had a stroke!"
In the dreadful week which fol-
lowed, Clay — who in the face of her
troubles said no more about leav-
ing— was Jean's only bulwark against
a world which had suddenly turned
upside down. Fred Page lived only
one day after he was brought back
to his home. Thanks to Clay, it
was not until later, when the shock of
her father's death had become a
numbness in her heart instead of a
tearing pain, that Jean learned the
full details of the tragedy.
Bart Reid — the man she had been
about to marry, the man her father
trusted — had for months systemati-
cally been embezzling funds from all
the Page business interests. All the
money he stole had gone to profitless
ventures in the stock market. At last
the day came when he could no long-
er conceal his theft from Page. Over-
whelmed by the knowledge that his
friend had betrayed him, realizing
that what remained of his fortune
must go to pay the investors from
whom Reid had stolen, Page suc-
cumbed to a heart attack. Reid, to
escape arrest, committed suicide.
It was two days after the funeral,
and Mr. Tetlow, the manager of the
Page bank, had just left, after tell-
ing Clay and Jean the full extent of
the losses. One thing Jean was in-
sisting upon — the business associates
and the investors who had entrusted
their money to Fred Page must be
paid in full; and once that was done,
she would have only a few thousands
left.
WELL," she said, trying to smile,
"that's that."
"I'm sorry, Jean," Clay said, " — for
everything. I wish there was some-
thing I could do."
Something he could do! Jean
thought with a sudden pang of long-
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kiss her, comfort her. But she put
the thought resolutely aside. Clay
didn't love her. There was only one
purpose in his life — to find the man
who was responsible for his father's
crippled condition. She said only:
"You've done so much already —
these last few days — "
He made a gesture of dismissal.
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"What are you going to do now?"
"I hadn't thought. I'll close this
house, of course, and sell whatever I
can at auction. And then — I still have
the Moonstone. I hope I don't have
to sell it." Her eyes filled with tears.
"Dad loved it so — better than any
place in the world."
For a few minutes they sat silently
staring into the embers of the library
fire. Outside, though it was midsum-
mer, a cold San Francisco fog blank-
eted everything in its clammy folds.
"There's one other thing," Clay said
abruptly. "Do you remember the
hour or so, on the night after they
brought your father home, when you
left me to watch him while you
rested? As soon as you left the room
he asked for a pencil and paper. He
said he wanted to write you a letter,
for me to give to you after — after
everything was over. He — didn't
have strength enough to finish it. But
here it is."
LIE produced a folded piece of paper
■ ' from his pocket and held it out to
her. Tears blurred Jean's eyes as she
read:
"My darling Jean: The heritage
that I had hoped to pass on to you,
has been wiped out. I can only take
comfort from the knowledge that you
will always have the love and devo-
tion of Callie and the splendid friend-
ship of Clay Bannister. Without fear,
I entrust you to them. Now, for what
may turn out to be my only important
legacy to you. At the bank you will
find a safety deposit box in your
name. It contains, among a few other
items, a deed to the Moonstone Ranch.
It is well named, Jean — as you will
discover if you follow the moon. No
matter what sacrifices you have to
make — never give up the Moonstone,
for there, with the information and
instructions that I now set down, you
will find — "
She looked up. "But he never fin-
ished it!" Clay took the sheet of paper
and read it rapidly.
"What could he have meant?" Jean
asked when he had finished.
"There's just one thing it can
mean," Clay said. "There's some-
thing up there at the Moonstone that
only your Dad knew about — a mine,
or something of the sort — and in or-
der to find it we have to — "
"To 'follow the moon' — whatever
that means! Clay — I'd like to try to
figure it out!"
With satisfaction Clay saw that for
the first time in a week Jean had
stirred from the lethargy of sadness
which had gripped her at her father's
death. "If only — " she began, and
stopped. Then she threw aside her
resolution to let Clay go his own way.
"If only," she said, "you'll help me."
He reached over and gripped both
her small hands in one of his. "You
know I will," he said simply.
In a week they were installed at the
Moonstone, with Callie and Wing, the
Page's wizened little Chinese house-
boy. As "Miss Jean's" husband, it
was safe enough for Clay to be seen in
Bristow, and after he had set - up a
pair of tents for his use and Wing's,
he spent several days in town, listen-
ing to the gossip of old-timers in the
country in the hope of discovering a
clue to the Moonstone's secret. For
several days he was completely un-
successful, but at last he stumbled
across an old prospector named Jim
Turtle, who had been a friend of Briz
Thompson, the owner of the Moon-
stone before Page had bought it.
Jim was a laconic and reticent char-
acter, but he took a liking to Clay.
and finally admitted that old Briz,
dead now for many years, had occa-
sionally hinted that the Moonstone
was more than it appeared to be on
the surface. More than that, though,
he either could or would not tell.
CLAY returned to the Moonstone in
discouragement. But the sight of
Jean's shining face, as she greeted him
at the door of the cabin, told him that
something important had happened
in his absence.
"I've found something!" she cried.
"Callie and I were cleaning out all
the junk that's been piled up in the
shed — and I found this!"
She held out a tattered old note-
book, its corners chewed by mice, its
green leather cover faded and dis-
colored. Clay stared at it uncompre-
hendingly.
"It's Briz Thompson's old note-
book!" Jean said in triumph, "and it's
simply filled with things he wrote
down. I haven't had time to read it
all yet. but I'm sure there must be
something in it that will tell us what
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to do next toward solving the mystery."
But an hour later, after they had
carefully read every word in the
book Jean's happy excitement had
faded. After all, the book was worth-
less— filled with records of expendi-
tures for food and supplies, remarks
on the weather, memoranda of bets
old Briz had made with other pros-
pectors— all quite commonplace and
ordinary.
"Maybe," faltered Jean, "there just
isn't any secret of the Moonstone.
Maybe we're on a wild-goose chase."
And Clay could think of no words
of reassurance.
THEIR gloomy reverie was inter-
rupted by a sudden scream of rage
from the kitchen, followed by the
eruption of Callie. In her hand she
held a large ham — or rather, half of
a large ham, for it had been cut in
two lengthwise. She brandished it
at them like a war club.
"Dat heathen Chinaman goes, Miss
Jean, or Ah goes!" she shouted. "He
done stole half of a blueberry pie yes-
tiddy, an' now here he's gone an'
taken half of mah ham — plumb ruined
it, too! Nasty, thievin' little tyke!"
Wing, summoned to the house,
stoutly maintained he had had noth-
ing to do with the disappearance
either of the pie or the ham.
He glanced at his mistress out of
the corners of his slant eyes.
"Mebbe so Fan-quai take pie, take
ham," he suggested softly.
Callie snorted in disgust. "Fankay!
Fankay Wing, dat's who took 'em!"
"What's Fan-quai, Wing?" Clay
asked. "A turkey buzzard?"
"Fan-quai Chinese ghost," the little
man told him. "Fan-quai live in hills
back of cabin. Wing see him."
"Nonsense, Wing," Jean said sharp-
ly-
"Oh yes, Missy Jean," Wing as-
sured her. "Wing see him."
When Callie and Wing had gone,
Jean turned to Clay and laughed ner-
vously. "It's all nonsense, of course,"
she said, "but — do you suppose there
can be somebody near here that we
don't know about?"
"I don't know," said Clay gravely,
"but I'm going to find out."
But Clay was not to carry out that
promise, for the next morning, as
they sat at breakfast, Sheriff McGill
came up to the Moonstone and ar-
rested Clay for robbery and murder.
At first Jean was stunned. It had
all happened so suddenly. They had
seen the Sheriff riding toward the
cabin, and she and Clay had gone
out to greet him; and after a few
embarrassed words of greeting, just
as she was beginning to realize some-
thing was wrong, he had suddenly
rattled out, "I arrest you, Clay Ban-
nister, alias the Parson, in the name
of the state of California." And al-
most before she knew what had hap-
pened, the two of them were riding
off down the trail to Bristow.
I ATER, shock gave way to the deep-
*— est remorse. What fools she and
Clay had been to suppose that he was
safe from arrest, simply because he
was posing as her husband! Or had
she been the only fool? In a flash
of intuition she realized that Clay had
known all along the risk he had been
running, and had said nothing be-
cause he wanted to be near her and
help her.
She had almost no money, but
somehow she must get Clay a lawyer.
It was inconceivable that an innocent
man could be found guilty — but on
the other hand, the evidence against
him was strong, and he would need
a good lawyer to see him through.
She went straight to Bristow to
Judge Roberts, her father's old friend,
and told him the whole story, holding
back nothing, not even the fact that
she and Clay were not married.
That, she knew, would come out in
the trial anyway. When she had
finished, the white-haired old judge
said without hesitation: "Orin Bar-
kis's your man. Best lawyer in town,
and if you and Mr. Bannister can
convince him Bannister's innocent,
he'll take your case."
WHEN she called on Barkis in the
hardware store he owned and op-
erated, she felt a sudden sinking of
the heart. Barkis certainly didn't look
like a good lawyer. He was old and
soft-spoken and kind, but he ad-
mitted that the practice of law was
just a sideline with him, and that the
last case he'd tried had been in 1918.
"Mostly when a man's put up for
trial, he's guilty," he explained, "and
I won't defend a man that's guilty.
That's the reason I ain't practiced
much lately. But if this boy of yours
is innocent you don't need to worry
any more."
And there, despite Jean's misgiv-
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Callie and Wing down to Bristow,
and the three of them stayed there
in the hotel, waiting for the trial.
Justice in Bristow was not slow in
getting started, but the two weeks
before the trial began seemed end-
less to her. Every day she went to
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see Clay, in the jail, trying desper-
ately to cheer him up, but it was a
hopeless task. Locked up in a dark
cell, all of Clay's courage seemed
to have left him. He tried to put a
brave face on matters, but in his
mind he had already been convicted
and executed.
"All any judge wants is a convic-
tion," he said once, bitterly.
"Clay!" she said, holding out her
hands to him. "There is such a thing
as justice! I believe in you, and . . ."
Her words trailed off into silence
as she looked into his eyes and saw
there such a loneliness, such a de-
spair, that she turned faint with pity.
Justice! She knew, in that instant,
that he was thinking of his father,
and of how his injury would go un-
avenged if the jury brought in the
verdict of guilty.
A moment more, and he had
dropped his eyes and turned away.
DY the time the nightmare of a trial
*-* began, Jean was pale and thin
from sleeplessness. She knew now
that Clay meant more to her than
anything in the world — and she had
unwittingly been the instrument of
his destruction!
The prosecution took three days to
present its evidence, and long before
those three days were ended, Jean
had lost what little confidence she
had in Barkis. He made no effort
to cross-examine witnesses — simply
sat in his chair, whittling on a piece
of wood. He had an assistant coun-
sel, who was worse than he was — a
young man, little more than a boy,
who was just out of law school.
The morning of the fourth day,
when the defense was to open its
case, dawned hot and sticky. Jean
could scarcely drag her feet up the
worn steps of the courthouse. The
courtroom was already crowded, but
her seat had been saved for her. She
sank into it and looked around for
Barkis just as the bailiff rapped for
order and the judge entered.
Barkis was not in the room.
Incredulously, she heard the stam-
mering words of the young assistant
counsel, as he rose and informed the
court that Barkis had been called out
of town on business, and that he him-
self would continue the case. The
boy was so frightened he could
scarcely talk. He turned to the jury
and made an attempt to outline his
defense, but he was obviously so
fumbling and incompetent that nearly
every word he spoke sent a ripple of
laughter around the room.
All that terrible morning Jean sat
huddled in her chair, watching the
already slight chance that Clay would
be acquitted dwindle away to noth-
ing. The trial had become a farce,
a ghastly, tragi-comic farce. Even
Clay's appearance on the stand, his
brief recital of the truth, carried lit-
tle weight when it was placed against
the background of that dreadful boy's
incompetency, his halting speeches, his
mumbled words of defense.
White-faced and trembling, she
watched Clay step down from the
witness stand, contemptuously dis-
missed by a prosecuting attorney who
knew that none of his questions
could be more damning than the evi-
dence already presented.
Now it seemed that counsel for
the defense had no further witnesses
to call. Nothing in substantiation of
Clay's story, no one to contradict the
witnesses who had identified him as
the man who held up the mail coach.
"Since the defense has no further
witnesses, let the prosecution pro-
ceed with its summation," said the
judge.
JEAN watched the prosecuting at-
■* torney rise to his feet, saw him
smile at the jury as if to say, "You
and I know this case is really over
now," saw Clay's tense face, his eyes
turned away from her. She saw all
these things. But back of them all, ris-
ing against the sky until it blotted out
the sunlight, she saw high gray walls
of stone and steel — prison walls, for
Clay.
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Can Radio Rescue Robert Taylor?
(Continued from page 37)
Taylor, dazed by his good luck and
not quite believing it; awed and im-
pressed by all that was being done to
and for him, obeyed orders without
question or protest.
He got to be a star. It came sud-
denly. He made "Society Doctor,"
"Magnificent Obsession," "Small Town
Girl" — and he was made, himself.
I don't think he realized it, back
there in the early part of 1936. when
the box office began to tell its story of
this new "find." Recalling something
that happened one morning while he
was working in "The Gorgeous
Hussy," quite a while after M-G-M
had torn up his old contract and had
given him a new, four-figured one, I
am sure of it.
It seems he wanted to use a tele-
phone and was inquiring around on
the set as to where he could find one.
"Haven't you a phone in your dress-
ing room?" a publicity man asked
him.
He looked surprised. "Why, no."
The publicity man was laconic.
"Crawford has one."
"Of course. But she's a star."
The other grinned. "So are you, my
lad. Haven't you heard?"
I shall never forget the sheepish,
pleased, incredulous look that came
over Bob's face. Of course he had
thought about this miraculous thing
that was happening to him. Of course
he knew he had done pretty well for
himself. But I don't think until that
moment he realized its whole signifi-
cance.
Shortly after this, though, it must
have been brought home to him with
a vengeance. He began to be mobbed
in public, at previews, premieres, the
races and such. He went to Washing-
ton with Jean Harlow, to attend the
President's ball and almost had the
clothes torn off him one night in New
York.
Yes, Bob probably thought he was
sitting on top of the world last
August. But maybe he didn't have his
fingers crossed, because —
He went to England, via New York,
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and the New York press had its
Roman holiday at his expense.
Bob, who had never known any-
thing but friendliness and respect
from the Los Angeles newspaper boys
and was therefore entirely unpre-
pared for what happened, was fair
game for the New Yorkers.
THEY let him have it with both bar-
rels. The fact that it was they and
not he who had sought the interview
meant nothing. The handsome, dash-
ing Robert Taylor had come to town
and they were going to show him
they weren't impressed. They
pounced upon him like buzzards.
They asked him if he had hair on his
chest. They asked him how it felt
to be handsome. They asked him if
he adored his good looks. They asked
him what kind of pajamas he wore.
They were sharp and nasty.
They should have been punched in
the nose. But Bob had been told by
his studio to be decent to the press.
And there was the devil to pay.
Imperceptibly, but surely, almost
before he had docked in Southamp-
ton, that fickle friend known as public
opinion began to change toward him.
True, he was mobbed by fans at
Waterloo station and other places in
England. True, the English press
(and with far more dignity and con-
sideration than their New York
brothers) sought him out and "put his
name in the paper." True, people — at
least some people — still went to see
his pictures. But the box office, that
great and ultimate gauge of a screen
star's popularity, began to look
askance at young Bob Taylor.
It wasn't his fault. It was just one
of those things.
What could he do? Nothing, ex-
cept what he did do. . . . Go ahead
according to plan and make his
English picture, "A Yank at Oxford"
and afterward see some of the sights
of Europe as anyone would want to
do on his first trip overseas. . . . And
then come home to face a situation
neither he nor anyone could fully
analyze. Six months before he had
been a top star. Now — no one knew
just where he stood.
I talked to Bob shortly after his return.
"I'm going to do some broadcasts,"
he said, "on the Good News program."
That was all, but he squared his
shoulders a little, as if accepting a
challenge — and now I know he was. . . .
I attended the first broadcast on
which he "emcee-ed;" heard him do
his stuff before the microphone; saw
him engineer the countless managerial
details which are an "emcee's" chore.
I could see he was nervous — no, scared.
His clear, alert voice was taut, his
face white. And his hand, as he shifted
his script, sometimes trembled. I
wondered about that. He had done
many broadcasts before this. Strange
that he was upset now.
But, you see, I didn't know every-
thing. A day or so later I saw a little
piece in a trade paper.
"Ed Gardner," it said, "producer of
the (Good News) air show is plan-
ning to use Robert Taylor as emcee . . .
to nullify the recent injudicious pub-
licity that has adversely affected his
pull at the box office. Gardner will
. . . let him disport in a fashion to
repudiate the stories of his 'pretty
boy' proclivities. Those who know
Taylor say he's regular all the way
and Metro is eager to have him dispel
all other popular impressions. . . ."
So that is the reason he was upset
at the Good News broadcast. He
was on trial, perhaps with his future
at stake. And that is the story of the
broadcast with Robert Taylor as
"emcee." The story of a young chap
who didn't ask to be a screen star in
the first place and then, when he got
to be one anyway, was pushed out of
his high place by a set of circum-
stances which were no doing of his. . . .
AND who is trying now to prove, in
** spite of appearances, that he really
is a person you'd like if you met him.
Who is trying to prove that — through
radio, because it offers the only way
he can talk to people. In the movies,
he always plays a part. The news-
papers have already made up their
minds about what sort of a guy he
is. But in radio he can be himself.
He can come into your home almost
as he would in person.
Radio, the most democratic of all
the modern arts, has given Bob the
chance to step down off that hateful
pedestal of injudicious publicity, and
be himself. Which is all he wants to
be, or needs to be, to make his de-
tractors forget their prejudices.
Not that he is through with pic-
tures. He will go on, of course, no
matter how his "emceeing" turns out,
and will no doubt continue to do well
enough, because he is conscientious
and capable and talented. Except
that well enough in the case of a star
as big as Robert Taylor, just isn't well
enough. Through radio, he can make
that "well enough" so much finer and
better — besides gaining the deep
inner satisfaction of proving that he
can take it, and come up smiling.
Here's to his new career!
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Tain't Funny, McGee
(Continued from page 40)
Fibber: Sure I see him.
Teeny: He's the man that sells the
ice cream bars, I betcha.
Fibber: Well, what about him, sis?
Teeny: Hmmmm?
Fibber: I say, what about him?
Teeny: He sells 'em for a nickel, I
betcha.
Fibber: Well, what of it?
(Silence)
Teeny: Hmmmm?
Fibber: (Yelling) I sez. WHAT OF
IT? HOW DOES IT AFFECT ME?
Teeny: If it affects you like it does
me, we'd both have one, I betcha.
Fibber: Ahem! Okay sis, it's black-
mail, but I'll pay. Here's a nickel for
you. Now run along and don't both-
er me anymore.
Teeny: Thanks mister. (Voice fades
in distance) Hey look kids, a nickel.
I found another sucker!
Fibber: Ahem. Er . . . witty little
tyke, Molly. Nothing I like better'n
a battle of wits.
Molly: That's generous of you. see-
ing as how you're practically un-
armed. Come on, here's the restau-
rant.
(We hear the door open and close)
Fibber: Hello sis. Will you take
our order?
Waitress: Sure, what'll you have?
Fibber: What's good?
Waitress: Ham.
Fibber: The sign sez ham and
eggs. . . .
Waitress: . . . You asked me what
was good!
Fibber: Oh. How's your coffee?
Waitress: That all depends . . .
How's your stomach?
Fibber: Make it root beer.
Molly: Quiet McGee. I'll take some
ham and eggs, dearie.
Waitress: Okay. . . . And the same
for your grandfather?
Molly: Granfa . . .? SAY, that's
me husband!
(And Ted Weems and his boys cut
in to play "Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen")
Now we find Fibber McGee and
Molly just entering a building in Palm
Springs. Molly has gotten an idea
that. . . . But let's hear what they're
saying.
Fibber: I tell you Molly, I ain't sick
and I ain't goin' to no hospital.
Molly: 'Tain't no hospital. McGee.
It's one of them health buildin' places.
If yer goin' in pictures ye gotta look
fit, and this here's where all the movie
stars come. I read the advertisment.
Fibber: But what started all this?
Molly: That waitress, thinking ye
wuz me grandfather. And no wun-
der. Look at ye, ye look like you
had a spare tire around yer middle!
Fibber: Shucks Molly . . .
Molly: And yer shoulders. From
the back you look like a pop bottle.
Why, yer hips is twice as wide as yer
shoulders.
Fibber: Well, I don't sit on me
shoulders! . . . ahem. I sez. . . .
Molly: 'Tain't funny, McGee. Come
on, here's the doctor.
Fibber: Hello Bud, you the croaker?
I mean, you the doctor?
Doc: Yes, you need an operation!
Step right in please.
Fibber: Hey, wait a minute. You
ain't even examined me yit.
Doc: If I examine you before I
operate on you, the fee will be two
dollars more.
Molly: Listen mister, me husband
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don't want no operation. He's just a
little run down.
Doc: Hmmm. Looks more like he's
been run over and wrecked. I advise
you to sell him for junk or trade him
in on a new one.
Fibber: Hey, what is this, a used
car lot?
Doc: Oh, pardon me . . . Used to
be in the business . . . quite forgot
myself. Let's see . . . examination.
What's your circulation?
Molly: Daily or Sunday?
Fibber: Quiet Molly. What say,
Doc?
Doc: How's your pulse? . . . Let's
see. Oh yes, very irregular.
Molly: That's his watch! Try the
other wrist!
Doc: Oh yes. Where were you vac-
cinated?
Fibber: In Peoria.
Doc: No. I mean, on the arm or
on the leg?
Fibber: If I remember right, doc, it
was on the cuff.
Doc: Hmmmm. Open your mouth
please, I want to look in.
Fibber: Ahhhhh.
Doc: Wider.
Fibber: Ahhhhhhhh!
Doc: Wider!
Fibber: Ahhhhh . . . AWKKK . . .
Gulp! . . . Hey, do you wanna look
in ... or climb in?
Doc: Oh yes. Now I'll measure
your chest.
Molly: If ye can find it.
Doc: Yes. Let's see, normal chest,
29 inches. Now expand please.
' Fibber: (Taking in air) Ugggle . . .
Doc: Now I'll measure again . . .
Hmmm, that's funny.
Molly: What's funny?
Doc: Now it's only 28y2V.
Fibber: Well, I expand on the in-
side Doc. Never wuz one to show
off.
Doc: I don't think you know how
to breathe.
Fibber: I ought'a. I've been prac-
ticing for 49 years.
Doc: I see. Do you smoke much?
Molly: Oh no. A couple of pack-
ages of cigarettes a day. And maybe
a dozen cigars. The rest of the time
he smokes a pipe.
Doc: He doesn't need a doctor . . .
He needs a chimney sweep!
Fibber: Ahem . . . What's that you
got hangin' around yer neck, doc?
Doc: That's a stethoscope.
Fibber: Can you get Ted Weems
and his orchestra on it?
Doc: Sure.
(And the boys play "You're a
Sweetheart," with Perry Conio on the
vocal)
Well, Fibber and Molly finally got
away from the doctor and we find
them now, rolling along the highway
just outside of Hollywood.
Molly: Heavenly days, McGee, do
you realize we're almost there?
Fibber: Yep Molly. This trip is
costing us all our money, but it'll be
worth it. I figger we'll have just
about thirty-three cents left when we
get through payin' our hotel bill.
Molly: We have spent a lot of
money, McGee. But just think, we'll
be movie stars. You know, me Uncle
Dennis was an actor. He played in
"Three Men on a Horse."
Fibber: What was he, the harness?
Molly: No iggernuts, he wuz a
"bit" player.
Fibber: Ahem . . . 'Tain't funny,
Mrs. McGee. You know, Molly, I
ought'a practice up some real drama-
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Molly: How about Napoleon's fare-
well address to his men?
Fibber: That sounds good. How
does it go?
Molly: "Men, Farewell!"
Fibber: Ahem. I see I'll have to
write me own speech. Say, do you
think they'll want us to do any danc-
in' in our first picture? You know,
like Astaire and Rogers.
Molly: They may want it like As-
taire and Rogers, but they won't git
it.
Fibber: Shucks Molly, I'm an au-
thority on dancin'. Have you heard
about the new Spanish Dance?
Molly: Spanish Dance? How does
it go?
Fibber: Simple. First you swing to
the left, then you swing to the right
. . . then you start a revolution! Ahem.
Say Molly, look! There's the city
limits and . . . look at all the police-
men. They musta heard we wuz com-
ing and are givin' us a police escort.
Molly: Heavenly days. Stop the
car McGee, one of 'em is pointin' a
gun at us!
(We hear the screech of brakes)
Cop: Okay, you two, don't start any
shootin'. Put your hands up and
come out peaceful.
Fibber: Say Bud, what is this?
Cop: Don't give us that. We know
you're Fanny and Canny, the trailer
bandits. Handcuff 'em men, they're
desperate.
Molly: Heavenly days!
Cop: Come on, we're taking you to
see the captain.
Molly: Oh dear . . . McGee, wott're
you smilin' for?
Fibber: I was thinkin', Molly. We
won't have to pay no 'hotel bill to-
night!
They've got Fibber and Molly in a
little room in the police department
and the captain is giving them the
third degree.
Captain: So, you won't admit you
robbed that filling station man in
Compton?
Fibber: Shucks Bud, you got it
backwards. I didn't rob him, he rob-
bed me.
Captain: Okay, I know how to get
the truth out of you.
Molly: If you do, I'll give you a
medal!
Captain: Joe, bring the lie detec-
tor!
Molly: The lie detector? Heavenly
days, don't put it on him.
Fibber: Shucks Molly, why not?
Molly: Because with you it's an
eye for a lie and a tooth for the truth.
Fibber: Don't be silly. Lemme take
a wack at it.
Captain: Silence! Now here, I'll
put this around your arm and pump
it up.
Molly: Sure, and it's just like tak-
ing yer blood pressure.
Captain: Now, every little beat of
the heart registers on this graph here.
Molly: I always heard the police
department was full of it.
Captain: Of what?
Molly: Graph.
Fibber: Dat rat it, quit kibitzin',
will you. Go on, Cap.
Captain: When you tell a lie the
needle jumps and makes the gong
ring.
Fibber: Do I hear the gong ring?
Captain: Sure, that's how you
know when you're lying. Now, for
instance, I'll ask you a question and
you give me the wrong answer. Er,
what's your name?
Fibber: Johnson's Wacks.
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(Clang)
Say, that's pretty cute isn't it? I
could'a used one of them when I wuz
chief of police back in Pennsylvania.
(Clang)
Oh, so you were a police-
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man?
Fibber:
Pottsville.
knowed as
days, you've
Sure. (Clang!) Ahem In
Peacock McGee, I wuz
in them days. (Clang)
Peacock McGee, the Peerless Paragon
and Perfect Pistol Performer of the
Pennsylvania Party of Plainclothes
Pavement Pounders in the Pottsville
Protection Platoon. (Clang! Clang!
Clang! . . .) Hey, shut that dat ratted
thing off, will ya?
Captain: Hmmmm. When was this?
Fibber: Well sir, that was way back
in 1889 . . . (Clang) or no, 1890.
(Clang) or was it 94 . . . (Clang)
. . . 95? (Clang) ... 96? (Silence)
(Clang . . . Clang . . . Clang . . .
Boom! Crash!)
Molly: Heavenly
busted the machine, McGee. Oh dear.
Now Captain, I suppose you're con-
vinced.
Captain: Yep. Convinced he's the
biggest liar in forty-eight states.
Release 'em sergeant, that's Fibber
McGee alright.
(Now Fibber and Molly are free
again and on their way to the studio.)
Molly: Go slower, McGee, so's I
kin read the numbers. Heavenly
days, this is an awful looking part
of town to have the Paramount stu-
dios . . . nothing but a lotta small
stores.
Fibber: There it is,
ahead. See the sign?
Molly: Paramount
McGee!
(We hear the screech of tires)
Fibber: Gotta get them brakes
fixed. Ahem. What is it Molly?
Molly: That sign! Paramount Stu-
dio Cleaners!
Fibber: Well, I'll be . . . And here
comes Nick.
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How for are you?
Fibber: Listen here Nick, dat rat it,
what's goin' on? You wrote us you
had a big opportunity.
Nick: And you are hearing right
Fizzer. I am cleaning three suits for
one dollar. What an opportunities!
Molly: And you said you'd fix a
spot for us.
Nick: Cuppie, you are taking the
words from my slogans. A spot I am
for to be fixing on your clothes like
there is nothing there. And Fizzer,
I can newspaper your pants like no-
body's buzzness.
Fibber: Newspaper? . . . Press me
pants!
Molly: Heavenly days, McGee, I
think I'm goin' to cry. We spent all
our money and traveled two thou-
sand five hundred miles just for
this.
Fibber: Well Molly, ahem . . . That's
what I call really going to the
cleaners!
Molly: McGee, that ain't funny!
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"I'll try the next house, then," said
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"If I could only choose!" she ex-
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"Maybe something has," Mr. No-
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"Excuse me, sir, but I really must
hurry."
It was Mrs. Anson, trembling but
determined. "I did so want to see
Billy once more before he . . ."
"You will, Mrs. Anson," Mr. No-
man assured her. "That is — if you
choose to return."
"I can't delay too long, sir."
"I WISH I could make you under-
' stand," Noman said. "Since the
wreck, not one-hundredth of a sec-
ond has passed. You can all take
as long to decide as you want to."
"Decide?" cried Mortens, his voice
edged with panic. "I've decided al-
ready. I want to go back — I want to
go back, do you hear?"
Mr. Noman gave him a long look —
at the quivering hands, the shifting
eyes, the pale lips. "I think myself,"
he said, "it might be better to finish
your suffering on earth."
"Suffering? What suffering?"
"You know. Call it conscience, if
you want to."
George's grip on Veronica's hand
had grown stronger, more insistent.
Now he whispered, "Vee — let's go
back — let's get out of this."
But she shook her head. "Wait,"
she said.
Mortens was steadying himself with
a grip on the back of a chair. He
tried to make himself sound scornful
as he said, "I think you're crazy. My
conscience doesn't bother me."
"Yes it does, and it will be worse
after tomorrow," Mr. Noman said.
"After Billy Anson has been executed
for a murder you committed."
Mrs. Anson cried out, but there was
no pain in her cry — only joy.
"How did you know?" Mortens
whispered.
Into the silence Mrs. Anson's voice
fell, filled with pity. "Why go back,
Mr. Mortens? It won't do any good
now. It won't help Billy any, unless
you tell them he didn't do it."
"Don't you hate this man?" Mr.
Noman asked her.
"It's queer — I can't hate him for
what he's done. Maybe it's being in
this house, or maybe I've just been
hurt so terribly I'm all numb inside."
She turned toward the door to the
garden. "I'm so . . . tired. I wish I
could go out there and just wander
among the trees and the flowerbeds.
But I can't. I've got to go back and
see Billy, just once more."
"I'm going into that garden!" Mor-
tens exclaimed.. "You're right. I
don't want to go back and have to
live with the knowledge I sent an in-
nocent man to the chair."
|_JE went to the garden door and
1 I laid his hand on the knob. But he
drew back without turning it.
"Will I see — him — out there?" he
asked.
"Billy Anson? Why yes, I guess
you will," Mr. Noman nodded. "But
you won't be able to speak to him.
He wouldn't understand anything you
tried to tell him."
Mortens flung himself away from
the door in agony. "Where can I go?"
he cried.
"You could go back and confess
that you committed that murder."
Mortens stood there a moment.
Then he took a deep breath and
seemed to draw himself upright.
"Okay. I'll do it. I've been pretty
rotten all my life, and I guess I'm
lucky to have a chance to square
things." He looked at Mrs. Anson
and smiled for the first time. "You'd
like to go out into that garden and
rest wouldn't you?"
"Oh yes, I would!"
"Well, now you can — and you won't
have to worry about your boy. He's
going to be all right. . . . That door
to the outside still locked?"
NO," Mr. Noman smiled. "It's open
now."
"Well ... so long, folks!"
Mrs. Anson's face shone as she
watched the door close behind him.
"Please," she said then to Mr. Noman,
"can I go into the garden now?"
He nodded. The door, when she
opened it, disclosed only billowing
rolls of fog, which wrapped them-
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ing her from view. The door slowly
swung shut.
"Well!" said Mr. Noman cheerfully.
"That's fine! And now what are you
three young people going to do?"
"I — I think," Veronica said, "I'd like
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"If you do," Ronnie said, "we'll go
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"Of course we will. We couldn't
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weren't quite the same any more."
"I know," he said. "George and
Ronnie wanted you to choose be-
tween them, didn't they?"
"Yes — and I — I just can't! I love
them both so, and they — "
"They both love you, too," he as-
sured her, "even if not in the same
way, perhaps."
"Come back!" George urged. But
Ronnie said nothing.
"You could all go out into the gar-
den," Mr. Noman suggested, "and
everything would be as it used to.
The three of you could be happy to-
gether— with the same childish hap-
piness. Would you like that?"
"Yes," Veronica said. "I think I
would."
"Wherever you are, dear, I'll be
happy," Ronnie said.
GEORGE jumped to his feet. "Ver-
onica! You mustn't!" he ex-
claimed. "We're going to take you
back with us. Can't you advise her,
Mr. Noman?"
Noman shook his head. "No. She's
the one who must decide."
"Don't do anything until you're
sure, darling," Ronnie begged.
"But he said we'd be happy," Ver-
onica urged.
"Like children, playing!" George
cried, grasping her hands. "We'd never
know life at all!"
"Do we want to? All its disap-
pointments, sorrow — and pain?" she
said. "I'm not sure I do."
George dropped her hands. "Well,
I am. I want what's left of my life.
Forgive me, Veronica. I do love you.
I love you more than anything in the
world — except life, I guess. But I
don't want to go out there."
Now it was Veronica who took
George's hand. "Then you must go
back, George. That's the right thing
for you to do. And I understand."
"Goodbye, dear," George said. The
door to the outside world closed be-
hind him.
Veronica went toward the other
door, the door to the garden, with
Ronnie at her side. She laid a detain-
ing hand on his arm.
"I won't let you go with me, Ronnie.
You don't really want to go out there
any more than George did."
He smiled, but it was a slightly
tremulous smile. "I know I don't,
Vee. I'm scared, and I'd a lot rather
go back. But wherever you go, I'm
tagging along. Come on, let's go."
"I don't want you to come with
me if you're frightened."
"I'd be a lot more frightened at the
idea of going back without you."
Veronica tucked her arm into his
and raised her head. "All right, then.
Let's go on."
Ronnie's hand touched the door-
knob, was turning it when Mr. No-
man spoke.
"Veronica . . . Haven't you found
out what you wanted to know?"
"Why . . . yes, I guess I have," she
said wonderingly. "Ronnie loves me
—really loves me — doesn't he?"
She whirled, away from the garden
door.
"You can still have those return
tickets, you know," Mr. Noman sug-
gested. "Do you want them?"
"Yes!" she cried exultantly. "I do
want life — with Ronnie. You and I
together, Ronnie. Loving each other,
growing old together. That means
so much to little people like us!"
"Now you'll never have any
doubts," Mr. Noman said.
His voice was growing fainter. He
wavered and faded before her eyes,
and she was conscious, all at once, of
a burning pain in her shoulder. The
door to the outside world swung open,
and she and Ronnie were swept
through it, through the darkness, at
a speed so great their minds lost
track of time and space, and their
eyes were pressed shut by the rush-
ing of the wind.
LJER shoulder was still paining her.
' ' Something was lying across it,
pinning her down. All around her
were the sounds of escaping steam
and hurrying feet and crying men
and women.
"Ronnie!" she cried. "Ronnie!
Where are you?"
"Here, Vee," she heard him answer.
"I'm trying to get this board off you.
Are you hurt?"
Then she was in his arms, laughing
and crying all at the same time. "Hold
me tight, Ronnie. I know now it's
you I love. I'm sure ... I don't quite
know how — but I am sure."
The End
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11.
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it in time to the music.
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Ted Hammerstein, who produces the
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on. At thirteen it was all but in-
audible and the dentist got his forceps
ready. Then suddenly came fourteen
— and the voice went up: "Fourteen
years of shame" it shouted and Hitler,
instead of getting his tooth pulled,
was making his regulation speech.
That little story illustrates why the
speeches of Hitler aren't rebroadcast
more often abroad. To the finely at-
tuned Nazi ear he may be saying
something new; to the infidel he is
making the same speech.
It is the same with all the Dictators,
and would probably be the same with
Joseph Stalin, if he were to use the
radio to any extent. But, strange to
relate, Stalin does not allow his
speeches to be broadcast except on
rare occasions, and no foreign broad-
casting organization has yet been per-
mitted to rebroadcast his voice. Is it
because he knows by instinct that
Dictators should be seen and heard,
or only seen? Or is he sensitive about
his Georgian accent, which is said to
fall strangely upon Russian ears?
The rest of the political supermen
are too remote to figure in western
imaginations to any extent. Kemal
Attaturk and the late Marshall Pil-
sudski were military leaders whose
merits as pater patrice are unchal-
lenged, whatever the outside world
might think of them. Neither of them
is or was a demagogue; both main-
tained the legend of their heroism by
dwelling in remote seclusion from the
mob. Admiral Horthy, who is said to
harbour dynastic ambitions, lives in
the stately privacy of his royal palace
in Budapest. Like a king, he speaks
only on formal occasions, maintaining
a lofty detachment on questions of
politics. In 1932, on my invitation, he
addressed the American public in
excellent English, and once again
when he welcomed the Boy Scouts to
the world jamboree, his words were
wafted to the outside world.
I WONDER how many people realize,
' when they listen to the voice of
some ruling nabob, some world figure
whose name is writ large in con-
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listening to words produced by ob-
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experts or "brain-trusters," whose
names never appear in print?
It is not possible, of course, for a
harassed public man to think out and
prepare all the things he has to say in
his official capacity. Nor is it supposed
to be good policy to have them do it.
A statesman in office commits not
merely himself but his government;
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he makes no mistakes. Most public
speeches are synthetic products,
sketched by "experts" and written by
grandiloquent hacks, checked by de-
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— permanent officials who thus wield
a power out of proportion with their
weight and ensure what is known as
continuity of policy.
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figures, who under the pressure of
public office become little more than
the mouthpieces of some "brain-
truster" whose mind works for them
and whose written rhetoric they
faithfully enunciate? Introducing such
men to a radio audience, while know-
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I F radio is merely a super-mega-
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Behind the Hollywood Front
(Continued from page 35)
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Have you noticed that the Tyrone
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Virginia Verrill came up, when Jack
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liked the way she looked in Wanger's
"Vogues of 1938" when she sang that
number in the night club — with the
slinking black gown and the long red
gloves. Her hair was black then; it's
reddish now. Later she told me she'd
been underweight for that picture. "I
weigh 114 now," she said.
Later, Jack and I were talking
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You've heard Clara Cluck in the
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story!
Florence Gill was born in England
many years ago and studied to be an
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grand opera, trained too zealously,
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show . . . And she's happy she made
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a woman who studied at London's
Royal Academy of Music. Oh yes,
she's been in the U. S. for nearly 18
years and now she's taking out her
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Did you see her with Kenny Baker in
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next for Paramount, "Harmony For
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Olive and friends by losing every bet he
placed on the bangtails at Santa Anita . . .
Walter O'Keefe worked 16 hours without
sleep on taking over the emceeship of
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in a dither: his boat ran aground . . .
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secretary, Miss Hanrahan, upon whose lap
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dumped after his stints on the Chase and
Sanborn program; who handles the mul-
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that the proper script is in front of the
maestro at every airing . . . Radio rose
to the Stroud Twins for better material
lately and for including other members
of the cast in their routines. It tends to
speed and pep up their work. Both boys
and Don Ameche play each Sunday after-
noon at a buck a game, that baseball ma-
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Jane Pickens
makes her eyes
attractive with
care and makeup.
JANE PICKENS, whose melodious
voice has won countless numbers
of radio fans, and who is now
heard singing on the Ben Bernie pro-
gram at 9:30, Wednesday nights on
CBS, has another claim to fame — her
beautiful eyes. Yet, Miss Pickens
gives a generous share of credit for
her beautiful eyes to eye make-up.
What's more, she quite frankly tells
how it is done.
"It isn't really necessary (though
it helps!) to be born with lovely
eyes," she confides. "With a little
patience and ingenuity, eyes can be
made to appear lovelier and, though
appearances may be deceiving — they
certainly attract attention!
"Mascara and eyeshadow, for ex-
ample, can do wonders in improving
the appearance of the eyes. Although
I think mascara and shadow should
be used sparingly for daytime wear,
in the evening and onstage they are
irreplaceable. At night, I prefer to use
brown mascara over black because
the black by itself looks too artificial
for fair-skinned blondes. And here's
a little trick in mascara make-up
when you want your lashes to look
extra long and thick and dark: Coat
the lashes once, lightly; now take
your powder puff and pat it lightly
over the lashes. This forms an ex-
cellent base for a second layer of
mascara — and that's all you will need,
for your lashes will then have as thick
a coat of mascara as you desire — de-
pending upon the amount of powder
you apply.
"Rather than use an iridescent eye
shadow. I prefer to use a definite
color. I first apply a bit of gray
(only on the upper lid, of course)
and extend it about a quarter of an
inch past the corners of the eyes.
Over the basic gray, a slight touch of
blue, and then just the faintest bit of
vaseline for that limpid look. The
idea of using a basic color eyeshadow
with another shade on top, produces
interesting results. A blonde with
blue eyes for example, might use the
gray foundation, with blue or violet.
A brown-eyed girl will find that dark
green used on top of brown is an
unusual combination. And the color
and depth of hazel eyes are intensified
when dark blue is combined with
gray.
"Eye make-up is really fun because
you can obtain such gratifying re-
sults with so little effort. But, of
equal importance, is the necessity of
By JOYCE
ANDERSON
keeping the eyes clear and rested and
guarding them against strain."
That, indeed, is the very essence
of eye beauty. It means, first of all,
that we must get enough sleep and
that we ought to use a reliable eye
lotion or drops regularly to soothe
and refresh them. Too much night
life, reading, or exposure to sun, dust
and wind will cause dull and red-
veined eyes.
THERE'S a story told about a radio
' star who refuses to open her eyes
in the morning until her bottle of eye
lotion is brought to her bedside. Not
until she has bathed and refreshed
her eyes can she gaze upon the morn-
ing serenely. In contrast to this are
those who persist in reading their
morning newspapers under the dull
flickering lights of the subway; those
who spread out their sewing on the
dining room table where lighting is
unsuited to this kind of work.
Good lighting for almost every thing
you do, is essential. You can keep
your eyes prettier by giving them
good lighting to help keep them
rested. Be sure that the light under
which you work and play is of the
right quality, smoothly diffused and
without glare. If there is any doubt
in your mind about the lighting in
(Continued on page 96)
93
RADIO MIRROR
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HERE'S GOOD
-matffii/
HAVE you ever stopped to think
how much you have in common
with Eddie Cantor? Possibly not,
for your life may be vastly different
from his, busy as he is with radio
and screen activities. But you really
share with this hard-working star
one important need, the need for
foods, and combinations of foods, that
will maintain health and energy.
If we seem to talk a great deal in
this department about energy build-
ing foods, remember it is because that
is the function of food — to provide
an abundance of vitality for this
strenuous business of living. For this
reason at Eddie's suggestion we have
collected some recipes which make
use of foods containing in high pro-
portion the energy building elements.
Apple, Nut and Raisin Buns
(Illustrated)
2V2 cups sifted flour
4 tsps. baking powder
V2 tsp. salt
94
By MRS.
MARGARET
SIMPSON
Take Eddie Cantor's tip and
get energy from your meals
Vi cup shortening
% cup milk
Filling
2 tbls. melted butter
3 apples, diced
V2 cup nut meats
Vz cup raisins
2 tbls. sugar
V4 tsp. cinnamon
V4 cup New Orleans type molasses
Sift together flour, salt and baking
powder. Cut in shortening, and add
milk gradually, stirring constantly.
Knead, on floured board, for 30
seconds, then roll out half an inch
thick. Spread melted butter on dough,
then sprinkle on apples, nuts, raisins,
sugar and cinnamon, and about half
the molasses. Roll as for jelly roll and
cut in half-inch slices. Place rolls in
greased pan about one inch apart
and oour over remaining molasses.
Bake'at 400 F. for 20 minutes.
Corn Pudding
1 egg
1 tbl. flour
2 tsps. sugar
V4 tsp. salt
1 cup milk
1 tbl. melted butter
1 can corn
Beat the egg, then beat in the dry
ingredients until smooth. Beat in milk,
then melted butter. Add corn, and
transfer to buttered casserole. Bake
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Fruit Fritters
1 cup flour
xk tsp. salt
% cup water
2 tbls. olive oil
1 egg white
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Old Fashioned Rice Pudding
Vz cup rice Vz cup sugar
Vz cup raisins Vz tsp. salt
1 quart milk Pinch of nutmeg
Wash thoroughly both the rice and
the raisins, then mix them with the
remaining ingredients. Transfer to
buttered casserole and bake in slow
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about 2 Vz hours, stirring every 15
minutes during the first hour.
Chocolate Rennet Dessert
1 rennet tablet
1 tbl. water
1 qt. fresh milk
V4 cup sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
2 sqs. chocolate
Break up the rennet tablet and
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chocolate in 1 cup of milk, bring
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1 tbl. water
1 qt. fresh milk
Vi cup sugar
% cup shredded coconut
1 tsp. vanilla
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Jane Pickens first applies a
bit of gray shadow and ex-
tends it past the corners of
her eyes. Over the basic
gray, she blends in a bit of
blue, and then a faint touch
of vaseline for shiny lids.
Mascara is brushed up from
the roots to the tips of the
lashes. After it is applied,
Jane goes over her lashes
with a dry brush to remove
excess mascara and which
separates each eyelash.
(Continued from page 93)
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Most of us strain our eyes, one way
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your closed eyes. After you have
rested, remove the pads, splash with
icy cold water and proceed with your
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ONE of the first places to show eye-
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more quickly than any other facial
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tiny lines which multiply and deepen.
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lubricate the sensitive skin around
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cream on the third finger of each
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Now look upward and "fingerprint"
the cream beneath the eyes and out
toward the temples lightly. Eye cream
should be used before retiring and
left on overnight.
"Eye exercises" sound rather
strenuous, but actually they are very
relaxing. Try, for instance, staring at
some object in the distance. Keep
your eyes fixed upon it for a minute
or two without blinking.
Another exercise that relaxes the
eyes is to cup your hands over your
eyes, keeping the fingers close to-
gether so that all light is shut out.
Hold your cupped hands over your
closed eyes for three to five minutes
and do this often during the day.
A third exercise is to follow a large
imaginary circle on the wall. Move
your eyes slowly around this circle ten
times without moving your head.
May I hastily add, however, that you
TEN COMMANDMENTS
FOR GOOD GROOMING
You've all heard of Tobe, who is
a well-known and famous stylist. I
asked her for her New Year's Resolu-
tions on Good Style Grooming, and I
find them so sensible that I'm going to
quote them to you.
1. "I will never let my stocking
seams be crooked, or my heels run
down.
2. "I will have a wave and a mani-
cure once a week, and will give my-
self home grooming daily.
3. "I will change my hair style at
least once during the year.
4. "I will get dresses large enough
to cover my hips and shoulders with-
out strain.
5. "I will wear comfortable shoes,
remembering that there never was a
smart woman whose feet hurt.
6. "I will choose a definite color
scheme for my wardrobe each sea-
son, and plan my accessories around
that color.
7. "I will make two dresses do the
work of three, and spend the differ-
ence on better hats, shoes, bags, gloves
and other accessories.
8. "I will dress to please the man I
have or the man I want.
9. "I will wear black, brown or navy
three times to every one time I wear
a color, because I know that dark col-
ors are smartest.
10. "Once a year I will go completely
haywire and buy something I don't
need, can't afford, but cannot live
without, because a dash of madness
gives spice and interest to a too-perfect
wardrobe."
— Alice Hughes, talking on the
Daily Information Service over
the Mutual Broadcasting System
practice these eye exercises only when
you are alone? It might be embar-
rassing to be discovered staring into
space, peering from behind your
fingers, or rolling your eyes in circles.
Let's move away — but not very far
—from eyes, for the moment, and con-
sider eyebrows. The trend is very
definitely toward thicker, more natu-
ral looking brows. Those thin, plucked
wispy brows, denoting an over-zeal-
ous use of tweezers, are as obsolete as
the dodo bird. Eyebrows today must
be well-brushed, well-groomed and
lightly accented with color. Of course
you will remove those hairs that
straggle over the bridge of your nose
and those that spoil the natural curve.
If your brows are scanty or colorless,
use your eyebrow pencil to shape and
define them. Follow the curve to the
end of the brow and extend the line
a trifle, if necessary. Soften by blend-
ing with your fingertip.
WHILE gray and brown are strong
favorites in eyeshadow, blue and
green have become very popular. If
you have difficulty in putting on your
eyeshadow so that it will not smudge,
try this for better results: Dip your
fingertip into the shadow and then
rub almost all of it off on the palm
of the other hand before applying it
to your lids. Use the smear on your
palm as if it were a palette and take
up your supply of shadow from there.
Mascara is brushed on from the
roots of the lashes to the tips. Use
just a small amount of mascara on
your brush at one time, applying
one or two coats until the desired
color is obtained. Brush up from the
roots to the tips of your lashes and
curl as you color. Then, go over them
with a dry brush to remove excess
mascara and to separate the lashes.
So, turn your eyes toward beauty
and if nature has not bestowed beau-
tiful eyes upon you, don't be dis-
mayed. With constant endeavor and
the aid of those little bottles, boxes,
brushes and pencils, you can do a
very clever job of eye beautifying
yourself.
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