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AUDIO-VISUAL  CONSERVATION 
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FROM  HIS  OWN  DAUGHTER 


WHY  OFFEND  NEEDLESSLY?  Modern  habits  ex- 
plain why  sc  many  people  have  halitosis  —  (bad 
breath).  The  sad  part  of  it  is  that  you  never 
know  when  you  offend,  but  others  do,  and  hence 
avoid  you. 

If  you  want  to  make  sure  that  your  breath  is 
beyond  reproach,  get  in  the  habit  of  using  Listerine 
Antiseptic  every  morning  and  every  night,  and 
between  times  before  social  and  business  en- 
gagements. It's  just  what  you  need — a  quick 
deodorant. 

Listerine  Antiseptic  halts  fermentation  in  the 
mouth,  the  major  cause  of  odors,  and  overcomes 
the  odors  themselves:  kills  millions  of  odor-pro- 
ducing bacteria  outright.  Your  mouth 
feels  wonderfully  fresh  and  clean  and 
your  breath  is  sweeter,  wholesome  and 
more  agreeable. 

Lambert  Pharmacal  Company  z*?^ 

St.  Louis,  Mo.  V:  '"■"  '. 


For  Halitosis  (BAD  BREATH)  use  LISTERINE 


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Hours  for  her  lovely  hands— 
Not  a  minute  for  her  tender  gums 


How  often  such  neglect  leads 
to  real  dental  tragedies . . . 
give  your  gums  the  benefit 
of  Ipana  and  Massage. 

i'PUCH  LOVELY  HANDS,"  her  friends  ex- 
O  claim.  Why  shouldn't  they  be  the 
envy  of  others,  for  she  lavishes  hours 
of  time  and  patience  upon  them. 

But  look  at  her  smile— her  dull,  dingy 
smile  — then  watch  how  quickly  her 
beauty  fades,  how  her  charm  disappears. 

Shocking,  yes— but  shockingly  true! 
Yet  she's  like  thousands  of  other  girls 
who  might  have  possessed  a  radiant 


smile— who  might  have  had  bright,  spar- 
kling teeth— had  she  only  learned  the 
importance  of  care  of  the  gums.  What 
a  price  to  pay  for  neglect— what  a  pity 
she  failed  to  heed  nature's  warning, 
"pink  tooth  brush." 

Don't  Neglect  "Pink  Tooth  Brush" 

If  your  tooth  brush  "shows  pink,"  see 
your  dentist  at  once!  Very  often  he'll 
blame  our  modern  menus— soft,  creamy 
foods  that  deprive  the  gums  of  health- 
ful exercise.  And  usually  his  verdict  will 
be,  "Strengthen  those  gum  walls  with 
harder,  chewier  foods"— and,  as  many 
dentists  suggest,  "the  helpful  stimula- 


a  good  tooth  paste, 
like  a  good  dentist, 
is  never  a  luxury. 


tion  of  Ipana  Tooth  Paste  and  massage." 
For  Ipana,  with  massage,  is  especially 
designed  to  help  gums  as  well  as  keep 
teeth  sparklingly  bright.  Massage  a  lit- 
tle extra  Ipana  into  your  gums  each 
time  you  brush  your  teeth.  Gradually, 
as  circulation  increases  within  the  gums, 
they  become  firmer,  healthier. 

Change  to  Ipana  and  massage  today 
—see  how  sparkling,  how  lovely,  how 
much  more  attractive  your  smile  can 
be— a  smile  that  will  be  your  proud  pos- 
session for  the  years  to  come. 
•  •  * 

LISTEN  TO  "Town  Hall  Tonight'-everyWed- 
nesday,  N.B.C.  Red  Network,  9  P.M.,  E.S.T. 


IPANA 


TWO  SIDES  OF 
A  GIRL'S  LIFE! 


ANOTHER  DAY  SPOILED  by  that  dull,  worn-out, 
headachy  feeling  that  so  often  means  constipa- 
tion. A  familiar  experience  to  most 
all  of  us,  but  read . . . 


It  was  a  new  idea  to  her — tasteless  medicine  in 
delicious  chewing  gum  —  but  an  idea  that  16 
million  people  had  already  tried  and  found  ideal. 
Perhaps  you,  too,  feel  mean,  miserable,  out-of- 
kilter  right  now  because  of  constipation.  Then 
try  FEEN-A-MINT,  the  delicious,  scientific 
chewing  gum  laxative.  Try  it  and  learn  for  your- 
self that  no  other  type  of  laxative  can  do 
exactly  what  FEEN-A-MINT  does.  FEEN-A- 
MINT  rates  3  stars  for  3  special  benefits: 

NO  STOMACH  UPSET  — With  FEEN-A- 
MINT  you  don't  swallow  a  heavy,  bulky 
dose;  there  is  nothing  to  further  burden 
an  already  over-burdened  digestion. 

CHEWING  AIDS  DIGESTION— The  chew- 
ing stimulates  the  flow  of  the  same  natural 
alkaline  fluids  that  help  food  digest. 

ACTS  WHERE  YOU  NEED  IT—  FEEN-A- 
MINT's  tasteless  laxative  ingredient  does 
nothing  in  the  stomach.  It  passes  to  the 
intestine  and  does  its  work  just  where  you 
want  it  to— easily,  pleasantly,  comfortably. 

FEEN-A-MINT  won't  gripe, nauseate,  or  disturb 
sleep.  Find  the  joy  of  this  amazing  3-star  relief 
yourself.  Get  economical  FEEN-A-MINT  today. 
It's  right  for  all  the  family  and  tastes  like  your 
favorite  chewing  gum.  At  your  druggists,  or 
write  for  generous  FREE  sample  package. 
Dept.  54,  FEEN-A-MINT,  Newark,  N.  J. 


NOVEMBER,  1937 


VOL.  9  NO.  1 


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ERNEST  V.  HEYN 
Executive  Editor 


FRED  R.  SAMMIS 
Editor 


BELLE  LANDESMAN,  ASST  EDITOR 


How  Radio  Can  Help  You  Win  Friends  and  Influence  People .  .  Dan  Wheeler     1 1 
Dale  Carnegie  Can  Revolutionize  Your  Life 

Hidden  Drama  Behind  the  Tyrone  Power — Don  Ameche  Friendship 

Kirtley  Baskette      12 
They  should  be  the  bitterest  rivals  and  yet — 

The  Blind  Can  See;  The  Deaf  Can  Hear Floyd  Gibbons      14 

A  great  true  adventure 

The  Wickedest  Star  in  Radio 18 

He's — But  read  the  story 

In  Your  Hat— 23 

Direct  from  a  Vallee  program,  a  sparkling  fashion  forecast 

It's  All  Greek  to  the  Greeks 24 

A   side-splitting    Readio-broadcast   with   Jolson   and    Parkyakarkus 

The  Bigger  They  Are — Jack  Sher     26 

Looks  like  the  Century's  biggest  fight,  sure  enough 

Behind  The  Hollywood  Front Jimmie   Fidler     28 

Our  ace  reporter's  ace  news 

Does  Your  Heart  Beat  For  Me? 32 

Play  Russ  Morgan's  melodic  theme  song 

School-day   Fashions    34 

You'll  want  every  one  of  these  Deanna  Durbin  models 

Highway  to   Happiness Pauline   Swanson     40 

Alice  Faye's  romantic  life 

Thrills Charles  Martin     42 

Real  life  has  no  greater  drama 


Prof.  Quiz*  Twenty  Questions .... 
Facing  The  Music.  .  .  .Ken  Alden 

Coast-to-Coast  Highlights 

Russ  King 

What  Do  You  Want  To  Say? 

Gallery 

Kenny  Baker   

Charlie   McCarthy   and    Edgar 

Bergen 

Nelson    Eddy    

Rosalind   Russell    

Everybody's  Doin'  It 

COVER— TYRONE  POWER  AND 


3  Even  Grade's  Dancing 22 

4  Personality   Close-ups    27 

What's  New?   .  .  .   Tony  Seymour  36 

6      Look  At  Cantor! 38 

Radio  Mirror  Almanac 43 

Beauty  Tricks  in  Your  Hand 
'°  Joyce   Anderson.. 52 

Lifesavers  for  Wives 

'*                        Mrs.   Margaret  Simpson  54 

30  What  Do  You  Want  To  Know? 

3 1  The  Oracle  56 
20      Put  The  Bee  on  Your  Spelling.  .  .  91 

SONJA  HENIE— By  FRANK  VAN  STEEN 


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Editor's  Note:  Tune  in  his  regular 
weekly  broadcasts  heard  over  the  CBS  net- 
work every  Saturday  night  at  8:00,  spon- 
sored by  the  Nash  Motors. 

1.  With  whom  does  Mary  Living- 
stone keep  up  a  perpetual  rivalry  that 
costs  Jack  Benny  a  pretty  penny? 

2.  What  instruments  supply  the  mu- 
sical background  for  Major  Bowes' 
amateur  program? 

3.  As  what  was  Fred  Allen  billed 
when  he  first  went  on  the  stage? 

4.  On  what  point  of  pride  has  Bing 
Crosby  wagered  $2,000,  according  to 
Fidler? 

5.  Whom  did  Bob  Burns  marry  early 
this  summer? 

6.  Jerry  Cooper  is  a  pushover  for 
what  kind  of  salesmen? 

7.  To  where  does  Vallee  run  away 
from   it  all? 

8.  Name  five  stars  whose  names  are 
colors. 

9.  What  First  Nighter  star  gave  up 
the  part  of  Bob  in  Betty  and  Bob? 

10.  What's  the  difference  between 
Eddie  Cantor  and  Izzie  Iskowitz? 


TWENTY  QUESTIONS 


The  Professor  dictates  a 
hard  one  at  a  broadcast. 


11.  To  what  star  is  the  following 
quotation  credited:  "It's  only  the  be- 
ginning, folks,  only  the  beginning!"? 

12.  What  is  the  Easy  Aces'  new 
theme  song? 

1 3.  Kate  Smith  uses  what  word  most 
often  on  the  air? 

14.  Tizzie  Lish  wears  man's  cloth- 
ing offstage  because  .  .  . 

15.  How  did  Jimmie  Fidler's  most 
cherished  dream  come  true? 

(You  will  find  the  answers  on  page  56) 


16.  What  device  sets  True  Story 
Court  of  Human  Relations  apart  from 
other  dramatic  programs? 

17.  Alice  Faye  fainted  and  awoke 
in  whose  arms  after  her  first  broad- 
cast? 

18.  What  is  Lily  Pons'  favorite  num- 
ber?     (Not  musical   number.) 

19.  Whom  does  Jack  Oakie  call  his 
"district  attorney"? 

20.  What  champion  swimmer  is  try- 
ing to  run  Ben  Bernie's  life? 


If  red,  chapped  hands      Tjr    /  #        JTZ      7 

Id  only  talk  after  WaskingffmaOWS 


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WASHING  windows  makes  a 
"mess"  of  tender  hands. 
Harsh  soaps,  ammonia 
water,  and  wind  roughen 
skin.  No  wonder  your  hands 
don't  get  loving  kisses! 


USE  HINDS  I  It's  extra-creamy 
...works  fast  to  soften  harsh, 
dry  skin.  With  the  "sun- 
shine" Vitamin  D  in  it, 
Hinds  helps  your  hands  feel 
smoother  than  ever! 


WE'RE  PROUD  TO  BE  HIS 

f/OWMOONHANDS 


EVEN  one  application  of  Hinds  makes  work- 
aday hands  more  thrilling.  Use  faithfully 
—  before  and  after  exposure,  before  and  after 
household  jobs.  Hinds  helps  put  back  the  soft- 


ness that  wind,  cold,  heat,  hard  water,  and 
dust  take  away.  Gives  you  smooth,  feminine 
hands!  $1,  50c,  25c,  10c.  Dispenser  free  with 
50c   size  —  attached   to    bottle,   ready   to   use! 

Copyright.  1937.  Lehn  &  Fink  Products  Corp..  Bloomfield.  N.  i. 


HINDS  *o*n0Moonds, 


HONEY  AND  ALMOND  CREAM 


QUICK 

ACTING.. 

NOT 


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Dance  to  William 
Farmer's  music  at 
Radio  City's  Prom- 
enade Cafe,  or  tune 
it  in  several  times 
each  week  over  NBC 


Below,  MBS's  "Swing  and  Sway"  maestro,  Sammy  Kaye,  and 
the   smiling    face    of   Bob    Hannon,    Wayne    King's   soloist 


MUSIC 


Horace  Heidt  and  the  four  King  Sisters  concoct  their  own 
rhythm  effects,  Monday  nights  over  the  Columbia  network. 


WIELDING  a  baton  isn't  all  that 
makes  a  good  band.  If  you 
don't  believe  that  statement 
talk  to  Alex  Holden,  who  has  under  his 
management  the  orchestras  of  Hal 
Kemp  and  Nye  Mayhew. 

Organizing  bands  has  become  a  big 
business  to  the  nervous,  fast-talking 
Holden,  and  he  runs  them  along  the 
same  hard-headed,  practical  lines  as  a 
Wall  Street  brokerage  firm  is  conducted. 

"There's  no  room  for  the  run-of-mine 
Tin  Pan  Alley  musicians  in  the  Kemp 
or  Mayhew  bands,"  warns  Holden,  who 
does  most  of  the  behind-the-bandstand 
thinking  for  the  two  youthful  maestros, 
"The  boys  working  for  me  must  be 
clean-cut,  well-educated  and  able  to  fit 
themselves  into  any  social  group." 

An  excellent  example  of  the  type  of 
man  Holden  is  looking  for  is  Will  Hol- 
lenback,  a  trumpet  player  who  was 
picked  up  at  Princeton  University.  He 
scored  the  two  hits  from  the  1935  col- 
lege show,  "East  of  the  Sun,"  and  "Love 
and  a  Dime."  HoIIenback  is  now  one 
of  Kemp's  ace  soloists  on  the  CBS  Fri- 
day programs. 

Running  a  band  such  as  Hal  Kemp 
does,  is  expensive.  He  maintains  a  spe- 
cial public  address  system  that  costs 
$3,500.  The  band  leased  a  rehearsal 
hall  in  Forest  Hills,  L.  I.,  that  is  used 
by  no  one  else  even  though  the  band  is 
currently  on  the  West  Coast.  At  pres- 
ent Holden  is  negotiating  with  General 
Motors  for  the  construction  of  a  special 
bus  which  will  have  all  the  comforts  of 
a  club  car.  You  see  Holden  does  not 
permit  his  high-priced  musicians  to 
drive  their  own  cars  on  any  of  the  one- 
night  stand  trips  the  band  makes,  and 
a  bus  de  luxe  might  be  the  answer  to 
many  a  weary  trumpeter's  prayer. 

Holden  signs  the  weekly  payroll,  ne- 
gotiates all  deals  and  when  Kemp  had 
to  vacate  his  luxurious  Long  Island 
home  for  a  stay  in  California  it  was 
up  to  Holden  to  figure  out  a  way  to 
sublet  the  estate.  He  did.  The  Hol- 
den family  is  Kemp's  tenant.  What  a 
manager! 


P  HE  next  dance  craze  will  come  out 
"of  the  south.  It  is  known  as  "The 
Big  Apple"  and  it  originated  with  the 
Gullah  negroes  around  Charleston,  S.  C. 
Already  Sammy  Kaye  and  Richard 
Himber  have  sent  scouts  down  there  to 
find  out  if  this  new  Mason  and  Dixon 
swing  can  beadaptediforcommercial  use. 

An  expert  at  "the  apple" — which  is 
usually  danced  in  bare  feet— says  it 
combines  the  jigs  with  truckin',  Suzy-Q, 
Praise-Allah  and  a  few  others. 

Dancers  form  a  circle  as  in  the  old- 
time  square  dance.  The  dancers  stomp 
with  one,  two,  or  three  pats  of  the  right 
foot  and  then  swing  the  right  foot 
hack,  then  the  left  foot  comes  forward 
to  repeat  the  steps.  The  band  leader 
shouts  out:    (Continued   on  page  97) 


POPULAR  MODEL  GIVES 
TIP  ON  SAVING 


STOCKINGS! 


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Here's  the  girl  you  see  in  lots  of  fashion 
photographs  —  lovely  Evelyn  Kelly.  "I 
furnish  my  own  stockings,"  she  says,  "and 
Ivory  Flakes  save  me  money.  Stockings 
washed  with  pure  suds 
wear  twice  as  long." 


ACTION !  DEMANDS  PHOTOGRAPHER.  Look  at  the 
strain  on  Evelyn's  sheer  stockings!  They 
can  take  it,  because  they're  kept  fresh  and 
strong  by  Ivory  care! 


Pure  soap  prevents  weakening 

of  silk  stockings 

"Protecting  the  freshness  of  silk  is  the 
whole  secret  of  getting  real  wear  from 
stockings,"  say  fine  stores.  "That's  why  we 
advise  the  soap  flakes  made  from  the  fa- 
mous pure  Ivory  Soap— the  soap  that  pro- 
tects even  a  baby's  young  skin." 

Don't  pile  up  stockings  you've  worn- 
don'  t  use  any  soap  less  pure  than  Ivory 
Flakes— don't  let  your  stockings  get  stale. 
All  these  make  silk  grow  weak  and  old. 

Start  tonight  with  Ivory  Flakes.  One 
minute  of  daily  care  can  add  weeks  of 
wear— Ivory  Flakes  are  pure  economy! 


ONE  MINUTE  PLEASE!  Evelyn  Kelly,  popular 
photographers'  model,  takes  one  minute  at 
bedtime  to  dash  her  stockings  through  Ivory 
Flakes  suds.  "Now  they  wear  twice  as  long." 


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just  this  once.  Yet,  Behind  the  Eight 
Ball  is  what  Gilbert  calls  his  every  Sat- 
urday 1  to  1:15  p.m.,  EST.,  program 
from  Hartford,  and  that's  when  he 
spends  fifteen  interesting  minutes  dis- 
cussing both  local  and  CBS  personali- 
ties and  programs.  There's  plenty  of 
behind  the  mike  news  behind  that  eight 
ball  with  announcer  Bayek,  too. 


SAN     DIEGO,     CALIFORNIA: 

If  you  are  too  busy  to  read  all  of  your 


Above,  the  man  whose 
directing  ability 
responsible  for  KSTP's 
vastly  popular  Umbrel- 
la Court — Bob  Barclay. 


Lew  Clawson,  left,  is 
WHJB's  chief  announcer 
at  Greensburg,  Pa.,  and 
star  of  RADIO  MIRROR's 
weekly    gossip    program. 


favorite  magazines,  but  do  have  access 
to  KGB  and  other  West  Coast  Mutual 
Broadcasting  System  stations,  here's  a 
tip:  Tune  in  Joseph  Henry  Blake,  "The 
Magazine  Man,"  each  Thursday  at  7 
p.  M.,  PST. 

A  faculty  member  at  the  exclusive 
Bishop's  School  for  Girls  at  La  Jolla, 
Blake  reads  no  less  than  seventy  peri- 
odicals a  month  and  devotes  his  pro- 
grams to  original  resumes  of  various 
articles  and  stories  he  sifts  from  the 
magazine  field. 

Mr.  Blake  has  made  his  magazine 
broadcasts  something  of  an  avocation, 
since  his  educated  golf  clubs  already 
have  made  him  golf  instructor  at  the 
fashionable  girls  school.     This  month 


GOOD  NEWS  TO  MILLIONS 

IMPROVIP 


NOW  BETTER  THAN  EVER! 


we  hope  to  boost  his  list  of  magazines 
read  to  seventy-one,  with  the  result 
that  some  interesting  radio  items  will 
be  included  in  his  weekly  magazine 
findings. 


RAPID  CITY,  SOUTH  DA- 
KOTA: For  those  of  us  who  like  our 
radio  entertainment  straight,  without 
the  commercial  chaser,  and  whose  sets 
cannot  reach  KOBH,  it's  just  too  bad, 
because  this  Black  Hills  station  enter- 
tains its  Sunday  listeners  the  painless 
way.  No  sponsors  is  the  Sabbath  Day 
policy  at  KOBH,  with  all  broadcasts 
presented  for  their  entertainment  and 
cultural  values  only.    The  Sunday  Sa- 


She  yodels — Lucille 
Squires,  only  girl 
in  Charley  Marsh- 
all's Mavericks,  an 
NBC    Pacific   show. 


lutes  to  Black  Hills  Cities  program; 
Poems  for  Sale,  in  which  poets  and 
poetesses  of  the  Hills  compete  for  hon- 
ors; and  the  educational,  historical 
Living  Granite  broadcasts  are  among 
the  many  seventh  day  favorites.  This 
policy,  it  seems,  should  get  some  kind 
of  a  medal  for  KOBH. 

*    *    * 
UMBRELLA  COURT 

When  a  program  not  only  develops 
into  a  station's  number  one  program, 
but  also  into  a  state-wide  pastime,  that 
program  must  have  something  besides 
plenty  of  listeners.  Comment  first  be- 
gan tp  trickle  (Continued  on  page  101  )j 


tin  *f/r/* 

?**-        after  taking  itl 

People  everywhere  are  praising  the  new 
Scientifically  Improved  Ex-Lax !  Thousands 
have  written  glowing  letters  telling  of  their 
own  experiences  with  this  remarkable  laxative 

"I  always  liked  the  taste  of  Ex-Lax,"  many 
-aid,  "but  now  it's  even  more  delicious!"  ... . 
"It  certainly  gives  you  a  thorough  cleaning 
out ! "  was  another  popular  comment  .  . .  "We 
never  dreamed  that  any  laxative  could  be  so 
gentle!"  hundreds  wrote. 

And  right  they  are!  For  today  Ex-Lax  is 
better  than  ever!  A  more  satisfactory  laxative 
in  every  way!  ...  If  you  are  suffering  from 
headaches,  biliousness,  listlessness  or  any  of 
the  other  ailments  so  often  caused  by  consti- 
pation— you'll  feel  better  after  taking  Ex-Lax ! 

Yonr  druggist  has  the  new  Scientifically 
Improved  Ex-Lax  in  10c  and  25c  sizes.  The 
box  is  the  same  as  always — but  the  contents 
are  better  than  ever!  Get  a  box  today! 

FREE!  If  yon  prefer  to  try  Ex-Lax  at  ear 

expense,  write  for  free  •ample  to  Ex-Lax,  Detrt. 

F117,  Bex  170,  Times-Plaza  Sta^  Brooklyn,  N.Y. 


Now  improved  -  better  than  ever! 

EX-LAX 

THE    ORIGINAL    CHOCOLATED    LAXATIVE 


Ken  Murray  (with  cigar)  and 
Oswald  are  happier  than  they 
look,  for  they've  just  left 
their  own  show  to  join  Holly- 
wood Hotel  early  in  October. 


From    Universal    Pictures'    "Young    Man's    Fancy' 


WhatDoYouWantToSay? 


"BOB"   EXPLAINS  TO   HIS   FANS 

EDITOR,  Radio  Mirror 
Dear  Sir:  The  kindness  and  interest  you  displayed  to 
ward   me   in    requesting   an   open 
letter  explaining  to  the  fans  of  Betty 
and  Bob  why  1  am  leaving  that  show  is 
deeply  appreciated. 

I  am  more  than  happy  to  have  the 
opportunity  to  express,  through  the  me- 
dium of  your  popular  magazine,  my 
gratitude  to  the  many  friends  who  have 
loyally  supported  me  during  the  two 
years  I  have  played  the  part  of  Bob 
Drake.  It  is  with  profound  regret  that 
I  leave  the  show  and  I  do  so  only  be- 
cause I  am  convinced  that  such  a  step 
will  best  serve  my  career  as  an  actor. 

It  is  rather  difficult  to  explain,  with- 
out going  into  the  purely  professional 
aspects  of  the  situation,  why  I  have 
withdrawn  from  a  show  with  which  I 
have  been  pleasantly  associated  for  so 
long  a  time.  Stated  baldly,  it  is  simply 
the  result  of  a  disagreement  between 
the  sponsoring  agency  and  myself  re- 
garding salary  .  .  .  However,  I  wish  to 
make  it  quite  clear  that  it  was  not  due  to  any  demands  by 
me  for  an  increase  in  salary  at  any  time. 

But  more  than  that,  I  have  felt  for  some  weeks  past  that 
I  had  been  playing  the  part  of  Bob  Drake  too  long.     In 


THIS  IS  YOUR  PAGE! 

YOUR  LETTERS  OF 

OPINION  WIN  PRIZES 


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order  to  develop  and  make  the  best  use  of  whatever  talents 
he  possesses,  an  actor  must  play  a  variety  of  roles,  bring 
his  imagination  and  gift  of  observation  into  play  in  creating 
all  types  of  characters.  When  he  has  played  one  role  over 
a  long  period  of  time,  the  part  no 
longer  offers  any  challenge  to  him  and  he 
is  in  danger  of  becoming  stereotyped  . . . 
Although  I  leave  the  program,  many 
fond  memories  remain  with  me.  I  am 
happy  knowing  I  have  made  many  deep 
and  lasting  friendships  .  .  . 

Sincerely, 
Les  Tremayne  (Bob  of  Betty  &  Bob) 


Address  your  letter  to  the 
Editor,  RADIO  MIRROR, 
122  East  42nd  Street,  New 
York,  N.  Y.,  and  mail  it  not 
later  than  Oct.  25,    1937. 


FIRST   PRIZE 
GIVE    SOMEONE    ELSE   A    BREAK 


Nothing  has  done  so  much  to  make 
the  old  home  what  it  used  to  be  as 
Radio.  I  tune  in  the  little  day-to-day 
plays,  with  musical  interludes,  while 
doing  my  housework,  and  it  just  makes 
things  hum — BUT — Seems  that  there 
is  just  bound  to  be  a  but — 

I  do  not  like  to  hear  the  same  voice 
on  several  different  plays — it  spoils  the 
realism.  For  instance,  David  Harum 
is  a  grand  character  with  his  easy  drawl, 
and  his  voice  gives  you  a  good  picture  of  him,  makes  the 
play  live,  but  you  tune  right  onto  another  play  of  a  diff- 
erent type  and  hear  the  same  drawling  voice,  and  you  just 
say  "shucks"  and  tune  it  out.  (Continued  on  page  85) 


They  didn't  do  this  when  WE  were  young. . . 


[ 


SPECIAL  MEDICAL  CARE  . . .  SPECIAL  DIET. 
EVEN  A   SPECIAL  LAXATIVE! 


THAT'S  WHY   BABIES  ARE  BETTER  OFF  TODAY! 


] 


It's  fun  to  be  a  baby  today! 
Look  .  .  . 

He  GETS  special  visits  from  the  doctor. 
He  eats  special  foods ...  Is  washed  with 
special  soap . . .  Sprinkled  with  special  pow- 
der. 

And,  of  course,  he  gets  a  special  laxa- 
tive, too.  How  reasonable  . . . 

For  if  his  tiny  system  is  too  delicate  for 
adult  foods  and  adult  activity,  it  is  also 
too  delicate  for  "adult"  laxatives.  Even 
when  given  in  smaller  doses. 


That's  why  physicians  everywhere  sug- 
gest Fletcher's  Castoria  when  children 
need  help  in  elimination. 


For  Fletcher's  Castoria  is  made  espe- 
cially— and  only  —  for  children.  It  never 
upsets  a  baby's  stomach  because  it  acts 
chiefly  in  the  lower  bowel. 

It  is  mild . .  .yet  thorough.  And  it  won't 
cause  cramping  pains. 


Without  any  harsh  drugs ..  .without  any 
narcotics  . .  .  it's  a  child's  laxative  pure 
and  simple.  And  we  sincerely  recommend 
it  as  such. 

Do  you  know  that  even  the  taste  of 
Fletcher's  Castoria  is  made  especially  for 
children?  They  take  it  without  forcing. 
This  is  more  important  than  it  sounds. 

Doctors  tell  us  that  the  revulsion  a 
child  feels  when  forced  to  take  a  medi- 


cine he  hates  can  disturb  his  entire  ner- 
vous system. 

So  have  faith  in  Fletcher's  Castoria. 
More  than  five  million  mothers  depend 
upon  it.  It  won't  fail  you. 

Rely  on  it  whenever  your  child  needs 
a  laxative.  You  can  get  the  economical 
Family  Size  bottle  from  your  druggist 
today.  Look  for  the  signature  Chas.  H. 
Fletcher  on  the  red-bordered  band 
around  the  box. 


CASTORIA 

The  Laxative  Made  Especially 
for  Babies  and  Growing  Children 


A   CHARMING    GOLFER 
FROM   THE    NORTH    SHORE 
OF    LONG    ISLAND   .  .  . 
WHO    ILLUSTRATES 
THE    IMPORTANCE    OF 
HEALTHY    NERVES 


PEGGY,  lovely  daughter  of  the  Philip 
Stevensons  of  Glen  Cove,  Long  Island, 
has  been  feted  from  Newport  to  Palm 
Beach.  In  clothes,  Peggy's  taste  is  simple. 
Note  the  nubby  woolen  jacket  she  wears 
above — a  "comfy"  for  the  golf  she  enjoys 
so  much.  Her  cigarette  preference  is 
Camels.  "After  nine  stiff  holes  of  golf," 
she  says,  "I'm  not  so  fresh  as  when  I 
started  out.  But  Camels  give  my  energy 
a  lift!  And  they  are  gentle  on  my  throat." 
Turn  to  Camels.  Like  Miss  Stevenson, 
you  will  find  that  Camels  are  so  mild 
that  you  can  smoke  them  steadily  with- 
out their  getting  on  your  nerves. 


•'-  *<>*;:  **« 


-l(fht.  1937.   R.J.  Reynolds  Tobacco  Co..  Winston-Salem.  N.C. 


Other  women  distinguished  in  society  who  also  prefer 
Camel's  mild,  delicate  flavor: 


MRS.  NICHOLAS  BIDDLE,  Philadelphia 
MRS.  POWELL  CABOT,  Boston 
MRS.  THOMAS  M.  CARNEGIE,  JR.,  New  York 
MRS.  J.  GARDNER  C00LIDGE  2nd,  Boston 
MRS.  ANTHONY  J.  DREXEL  3rd,  Philadelphia 
MRS.  OGDEN  HAMMOND,  JR.,  New  York 


MISS  WENDY  MORGAN.  New  York 

MRS.  NICHOLAS  G.  PENNIMAN  III,  Baltimore 

MRS.  JOHN  W.  ROCKEFELLER,  JR.,  New  York 

MRS.  RUFUS  PAINE  SPALDING  III,  Pasadena 

MRS.  LOUIS  SWIFT,  JR.,  Chicago 

MRS.  BARCLAY  WARBURTON,  JR.,  Philadelphia 


CAMELS    NEVER   GET  ON   YOUR    NERVES 


DALE  CARNEGIE,  WHOSE 


BEST  SELLER   HAS   IN 


SPIRED  MILLIONS,  TELLS 


YOU  HOW  YOU  CAN  REV- 


OLUTIONIZE YOUR   LIFE 


How  Radio  Can  Help  You  Win 
Friends  and   Influence  People 


B      y 
W    H    E 


THERE   is  one  great  lesson  every- 
one can  learn  by  listening  to  the 
radio,"    Dale    Carnegie    told    me. 
"It   is   the  first   lesson   that   a   person 
who    wishes    to    be    successful    in    all 
his     human     contacts     must     learn." 

We  were  sitting  in  Carnegie's  penthouse,  combined  office 
and  living  quarters,  atop  a  New  York  skyscraper — a  com- 
fortable little  apartment,  furnished  with  a  daybed,  several 
deep  leather-upholstered  chairs,  and  a  desk.  One  floor 
below  is  the  busy  Carnegie  Institute  of  Public  Speaking 
and  Human  Relations — a  cluster  of  offices  and  class-rooms, 
populated  by  secretaries  and  instructors. 

Down  there,  at  the  reception  desk,  I  knew  there  was  a 
secretary  with  one  eye  on  the  clock  and  a  finger  poised 
over  the  buzzer,  ready  to  warn  Carnegie  when  my  time 
was  up  and  his  next  appointment  was  waiting  to  see  him. 


Carnegie,  of  course,  knew  it  too,  but 
QAM  his  easy,  unhurried  manner  gave  no  in- 

dication that  we  didn't  have  the  rest 
E    L    E    R  of  the  afternoon  before  us. 

And  I  knew,  too,  that  this  ease  of 
manner  was  added  proof  that  Dale 
Carnegie  himself  practices  the  truths  he  preaches  in  "How 
to  Win  Friends  and  Influence  People" — that  astounding 
book  which  has  topped  non-fiction  best-seller  lists  for  the 
past  six  months  until  it  has  sold  more  than  half  a  million 
copies  and  has  been  read,  certainly,  by  several  times  that 
many  people. 

Years  ago,  Carnegie  realized  that  the  first  desire  of 
nearly  everyone  in  the  world  is  to  have  good  health,  and 
that  the  second  greatest  desire  is  to  be  able  to  get  along 
well  with  other  people — to  have  friends  and  be  well  liked 
in  his  community.     Twenty-five   (Continued  on  page  58) 


TWO  OF  THE  YEAR'S  BRIGHTEST 
STARS  SHOULD  BE  THE  BIT- 
TEREST  RIVALS,   AND   YET— 


KIRTLEY       BASKETTE 


ABOUT  four  months  ago,  out  at  20th  Century-Fox  stu- 
dios in  Hollywood,  a  knotty  casting  headache  loomed. 
The  biggest  picture  of  the  year,  "In  Old  Chicago," 
was  preparing  to  shoot.  It  demanded  a  rare  cast  combi- 
nation. The  O'Leary  boys,  Jack  and  Dion,  were  brothers, 
closer  than  close.  They  had  to  look  like  one  another,  act 
like  one  another,  reveal  on  the  screen  a  sympathy  and  un- 
derstanding minus  any  trace  of  unconvincing  fake.  What's 
more,  since  "In  Old  Chicago"  was  Darryl  Zanuck's  big 
prestige  spectacle,  both  had  to  be  top-flight  stars. 

You  could  have  combed  Hollywood  for  the  order  without 
any  luck.  But  they  filled  it  in  two  minutes  right  there  on 
the  lot.  They  filled  it  because  Don  Ameche  and  Tyrone 
Power  had  met  back  four  years  ago  in  a  Chicago  radio 
station  and  had  both  instantly  felt  the  electric  spark  of  a 
great  friendship. 

There  is  something  uncanny  about  that  friendship — some- 
thing so  fine  and  strong  that  only  by  knowing  about  it  can 
you  realize  what  swell  guys  this  Ameche  and  this  Power  are. 
Because  it  just  isn't  the  sort  of  friendship  that  flourishes 
in  Hollywood.  It  has  no  right  to  exist  at  all.  By  all  the 
laws  of  nature  Don  Ameche  and  Tyrone  Power  should  go 
out  of  their  ways  to  avoid  each  other,  should  have  nothing 
but  ill  to  say  of  each  other,  should  lie  awake  nights  to 
think  up  ways  of  doing  the  other  out  of  his  heart's  desire. 

12 


Plenty  of  pals  and  famous  friendships  are  scattered 
throughout  Hollywood  and  radio.  But  there  is  none  like  the 
friendship  of  Don  Ameche  and  Tyrone  Power,  tested  and 
tempered  by  the  keenest  kind  of  competition  which  started 
the  minute  they  met  and  exists  to  this  day.  What  is  so 
remarkable  is  that  instead  of  straining  their  friendship  to 
the  breaking  point,  each  new  conflict  between  their  careers 
has  served  only  to  bring  them  closer  together,  assure  each 
of  them  once  more  of  the  other's  worth. 

Don  and  Ty  have  actually  become  better  friends  every 
time  Fate  has  tossed  their  careers  into  a  squared  circle 
and  hammered  the  gong. 

It  was  that  way  in  Chicago,  four  years  ago,  when  Ty 
landed  there  on  his  way  to  New  York  and  hit  the  radio 
studios  for  work.  He  had  promise.  Producers  told  him  so. 
Everybody  was  for  him.  But  he  stayed  in  minor  radio 
parts  because — Don  Ameche  was  in  Chicago,  too. 

And  at  last  Tyrone  Power  left  Chicago — and  radio — be- 
cause of  Don  Ameche. 

You  see,  in  those  days  this  young  Power-house  had  only 
a  name  handed  down  from  his  dad.  He  was  nobody.  Ty- 
rone was  a  tyro;  new,  raw,  young,  unseasoned.  He  had  a 
good  voice,  a  swell  air  personality,  but  they  were  a  dime 
a  dozen.  There  weren't  so  many  dramatic  shows  on  the  air, 
and  when  sponsors  wanted  to  start  a  new  one  they  didn't 


regularly  then  and  Ty  didn't  eat  very  regularly  either. 
So  he  was  inclined  to  take  whatever  showed  up  in 
the  way  of  work.  This  time  the  spot  was  on  a  homely 
program  we'll  call  "Uncle  Bob,"  because  it  wasn't  "Uncle 
Bob." 

Ty  showed  up  in  a  studio  room  covered  with  newspapers. 
Uncle  Bob  greeted  him  warmly. 

"Well,"  he  said,  "let's  go  on  the  air." 

"Okay,"  said  Ty,  "where's  the  script?" 

"Script?"  Uncle  Bob  shook  his  head.  "We  don't  use  any 
script.  Here — "  he  handed  Ty  a  sheaf  of  colored  comic 
sections.    "We  just  read  these." 

Y  checked  his  amazement  and  swallowed  his  pride;  he 
needed  the  job.  But  when  he  had  finished  emoting  from 
"Red  Barry,"  "Buck  Rogers,"  "Tarzan"  and  "Flash  Gordon," 
he  stamped  home  in  disgust. 

"A  fine  business  for  an  actor,"  he  told  himself,  "reading 
funny  papers!     Nuts  to  radio!" 

The   next    day   he   packed    his   things    and 
caught  the  train  to  New  York.     Don  Ameche 
wished  him  good  luck  and  told  him  goodbye. 
The  next  time  they  met  both  were  in  Holly- 
wood. 

History,  of  course,  has  a  way  of  repeating 
itself.  But  in  the  case  of  Tyrone  Power  and 
Don  Ameche,  it  is  nothing  short  of  startling 
the  way  the  situation  existing  years  before  in 
Chicago  set  itself  up  exactly  the  same  way  in 
Hollywood. 

Ty  had  gone  on  to  New  York,  starved  and 
pounded  the  pavements  and  landed — in  a  fairly 
modest  way.  A  break  with  Katherine  Cornell 
brought  him  before  the  movie  scouts;  his 
screen  test  was  okayed  and  Darryl  Zanuck  put 
him  on  the  payroll.  But  hundreds  of  young 
actors  get  movie  contracts  every  year.  And 
darned  few  stick.  Ty  had  nothing  really  but 
a  chance  when  he  came  to  Hollywood.  That 
was  in  May.  (Continued  on  page  81) 


care  about  gambling  on 
somebody  the  air  audience 
had  never  heard  of. 

On  the  other  hand,  Don 
Ameche  was  an  established 
star  and  a  big  radio  name. 
Time  and  again  Ty  strug- 
gled up  to  the  brink  of  a 
contract  that  would  give 
him  his  chance,  but  always, 
somehow,  there  was  Don 
Ameche  in  the  way.  The 
First  Nighter  went  on  the 
air.  Don  Ameche  got  the 
star  spot.  And  Ty  drew  a 
bit  on  the  same  show.  Don 
Ameche  went  on  to  become 
the  most  popular  dramatic 
star  on  the  airwaves  and 
Tyrone  Power — well,  there's 
a  little  story  about  his  exit 
from  radio. 

He  got  a  call  one  day 
for  a  broadcasting  job. 
Calls     didn't     come     very 


-tf/M*  7)wm 'A&A 


TYRONE  POWER 
DON  AMECHE 


■ 


TWO  OF  THE  YEAR'S  BRIGHTEST 
STARS  SHOULD  BE  THE  BIT- 
TEREST  RIVALS,   AND   YET— 

By 
KIRTLEY       BASKETTE 


ABOUT  four  months  ago,  out  at  20th  Century-Fox  stu- 
i  dios  in  Hollywood,  a  knotty  casting  headache  loomed. 
I  he  biggest  picture  of  the  year,  "In  Old  Chicago  " 
was  preparing  to  shoot.  It  demanded  a  rare  cast  combi- 
nation. The  O'Leary  boys,  Jack  and  Dion,  were  brothers, 
closer  than  close.  They  had  to  look  like  one  another,  act 
like  one  another,  reveal  on  the  screen  a  sympathy  and  un- 
derstanding m,nus  any  trace  of  unconvincing  fake  What's 
more,  since  "In  Old  Chicago"  was  Darryl  Zanuck's  big 
presttge  spectacle,  both  had  to  be  top-flight  stars  6 

anvTucT    1 ?T°tr\  H°llyW0Od  f0r  the  order  without 
T     .     x?Ut  ^fyJfi  led  n  ln  two  minxes  right  there  on 

jn  Hollywood    „  ;„;h    ™    * J'»  *P  to.  flourish* 
l»ws  „t  nature  Don  Amedie  ,«.!  T,„        i  ""■  By  a"  tlle 


Plenty  of  pals  and  famous  friendships  are  scattered 
throughout  Hollywood  and  radio.  But  there  is  none  like  the 
friendship  of  Don  Ameche  and  Tyrone  Power,  tested  and 
tempered  by  the  keenest  kind  of  competition  which  started 
the  minute  they  met  and  exists  to  this  day.  What  is  so 
remarkable  is  that  instead  of  straining  their  friendship  to 
the  breaking  point,  each  new  conflict  between  their  careers 
has  served  only  to  bring  them  closer  together,  assure  each 
ot  them  once  more  of  the  other's  worth 

Don  and  Ty  have  actually  become  better  friends  every 

Z\^Lh:i  theSSg1ngtheir  CareCrS  int°   a  *»Mred  CirC'e 

landedath^at  "!?  '"  Chicag°'  four  >**«  ago.  when  Ty 
s  ulos  for  l°l  SuWuy  ,t0  New  York  and  hit  the  radio 
Eve  vbodv  w  f  Hl-had  Pr°mise-  Producers  told  him  so. 
partsybecayusllri0r  a  "u  But  he  stayed  in  minor  'adi° 

Ad       iTt        Ameche  Was  in  Chicago,  too. 
ca^of Sfe  P°Wer  'eft  Chica^"d  -dio-be- 

a  nie'handeH11^6  dT  thiS  y°Ung  P™er-house  had  only 
rone  was  a  Jvl  W"  fr0m  his  dad  He  w^  nobody.  Ty- 
Zd  voce  ayswe.|eW'  '*"■  y°Ung'  ""basoned.  He  had  a 
a  doJn    There  w     ™t  Personality.  but  they  were  a  dime 

a^entlT:  fT^  dramatic  shows  on  the  ^ 
sponsors  wanted  to  start  a  new  one  they  didn't 


20th  Century-Fox 


care  about  gambling  on 
somebody  the  air  audience 
had  never  heard  of. 

On  the  other  hand,  Don 
Ameche  was  an  established 
star  and  a  big  radio  name. 
Time  and  again  Ty  strug- 
gled up  to  the  brink  of  a 
contract  that  would  give 
him  his  chance,  but  always, 
somehow,  there  was  Don 
Ameche  in  the  way.  The 
First  Nighter  went  on  the 
air.  Don  Ameche  got  the 
star  spot.  And  Ty  drew  a 
bit  on  the  same  show.  Don 
Ameche  went  on  to  become 
the  most  popular  dramatic 
star  on  the  airwaves  and 
Tyrone  Power — well,  there's 
a  little  story  about  his  exit 
from  radio. 

He  got  a  call  one  day 
for  a  broadcasting  job. 
Calls     didn't     come     very 


regularly  then  and  Ty  didn't  eat  very  regularly  either. 
So  he  was  inclined  to  take  whatever  showed  up  in 
the  way  of  work.  This  time  the  spot  was  on  a  homely 
program  we'll  call  "Uncle  Bob,"  because  it  wasn't  "Uncle 
Bob." 

Ty  showed  up  in  a  studio  room  covered  with  newspapers. 
Uncle  Bob  greeted  him  warmly. 

"Well,"  he  said,  "let's  go  on  the  air." 

"Okay,"  said  Ty,  "where's  the  script?" 

"Script?"  Uncle  Bob  shook  his  head.  "We  don't  use  any 
script.  Here—"  he  handed  Ty  a  sheaf  of  colored  comic 
sections.    "We  just  read  these." 

T  Y  checked  his  amazement  and  swallowed  his  pride ;  he 
needed  the  job.  But  when  he  had  finished  emoting  from 
"Red  Barry,"  "Buck  Rogers,"  "Tarzan"  and  "Flash  Gordon," 
he  stamped  home  in  disgust. 

"A  fine  business  for  an  actor,"  he  told  himself,  "reading 
funny  papers!     Nuts  to  radio!" 

The  next   day  he   packed   his   things   and 
caught  the  train  to  New  York.    Don  Ameche 
wished  him  good  luck  and  told  him  goodbye. 
The  next  time  they  met  both  were  in  Holly- 
wood. 

History,  of  course,  has  a  way  of  repeating 
itself.  But  in  the  case  of  Tyrone  Power  and 
Don  Ameche,  it  is  nothing  short  of  startling 
the  way  the  situation  existing  years  before  in 
Chicago  set  itself  up  exactly  the  same  way  in 
Hollywood. 

Ty  had  gone  on  to  New  York,  starved  and 
pounded  the  pavements  and  landed — in  a  fairly 
modest  way.  A  break  with  Katherine  Cornell 
brought  him  before  the  movie  scouts;  his 
screen  test  was  okayed  and  Darryl  Zanuck  put 
him  on  the  payroll.  But  hundreds  of  young 
actors  get  movie  contracts  every  year.  And 
darned  few  stick.  Ty  had  nothing  really  but 
a  chance  when  he  came  to  Hollywood.  That 
was  in  May.  (Continued  on  page  81  ) 


THE  BUND  CAN  SEE; 


MELLO  EVERYBODY: 
Gee,  you  know,  it  isn't  often  that  a  real  true  adven- 
ture story  can  get  under  my  skin  and  well  kind  of  sort 
of  get  me.  But  by  golly,  the  other  night  on  my  program, 
your  True  Adventures  for  Colgate,  1  told  a  story  that  just 
left  me  speechless.  Well,  it's  a  fact.  1  don't  know  when  in 
all  my  years  of  broadcasting — of  telling  stories  on  the  air  to 
you — that  1  ever  found  myself  in  such  a  spot. 

But  this  story  I  was  telling  the  other  night  had  a  lot 
more  to  it  than  just  thrills  and  action.  I  like  action  and 
thrills,  but  believe  me,  all  adventures  don't  have  to  be 
packed  with  gun  shots,  and  galloping  horses,  and  roaring 
planes,  no  sir.  This  story  was  one  of  silence  and  darkness. 
It  was  a  story  of  courage  such  as  you  and  1  perhaps  will 
never  know  but  that  we  recognize  and  envy.  It  was  a  story 
of  grit  and  determination.  And 
too,  it  was  a  story  of  beauty, 
of  beauty  that  we  cannot  see  or 
hear,  but  of  beauty  that  Ste- 
phen Cartright  felt  for  eleven 
long  years. 

Steve  Cartright  was  a  nor- 
mal, lively,  clean-living  young- 
ster whose  parents  died  when 
he  was  a  baby.  So  he 
learned  at  a  tender  age  to 
stand  on  his  own  personal 
feet.  If,  while  he  was  work- 
ing his  way  through  college,  he 
thought  about  bridge  building 
as  he  served  charming  coeds 
at  the  soda  fountain,  he  was 
no  different  from  the  youth  of 
today  who  spent  half  their 
time  dreaming  about  the  fu- 
ture. But  a  lot  of  unusual 
things  were  to  happen  to  him 
before   commencement    day. 

The  first  was  that  misun- 
derstanding on  the  Mexican 
border.  For  that,  Steve  left 
college  and  enlisted  in  the  U.  S. 
Army  in  1916.  And  very  early 
in  1917  we  find  him  with  the 
Eighth  Infantry  in  the  Philip- 
pine Islands.  Not  long  after 
he  arrived,  he  passed  an  exami- 
nation for  which  he  had  been 
cramming  and  was  commis- 
sioned a  second  lieutenant. 
Still    ambitious,    he    used    his 

spare  time  studying  the  Russian  language.    That  was  about 
the  time  the  Bolsheviks  blew  the  lid  off  old  St.  Petersburg. 

Uncle  Sam  sent  a  military  observer  to  Siberia,  where  a 
nasty  civil  war  was  being  fought  by  Reds  and  Whites.  And 
Steve  was  detailed  to  go  along  in  command  of  a  detachment 
of  enlisted  men.  A  few  weeks  later  the  military  observer 
was  sent  to  Kiev,  a  mighty  long  distance  from  Siberia.  That 
left  Steve  alone  with  his  handful  of  infantrymen. 

There  were  some  British  troops  nearby.  One  day  a 
British  major  told  Steve  the  Russians  were  going  to  attack 
and  asked  him  to  join  forces.  That  night  found  Steve  and 
his  doughboys  in  an  outpost  directing  artillery  fire  by  tele- 
phone. Early  in  the  fighting  telephone  communication  was 
broken  by  shell  fire. 

When  the  British  counter-attacked  and  recaptured  the 
outpost  they  found  it  a  shambles.  A  direct  hit  had  sent 
the  heavy  timbers  and  tons  of  earth  crashing  down  upon  the 
occupants.  Every  one  of  those  Americans  was  wounded. 
Steve,  he  was  told  in  the  British  Red  Cross  Hospital  where 

14 


By    FLOYD 
GIBBONS 


he  woke  up,  had  a  badly  fractured  skull.     While  he  was 

recovering  he  became  chummy  with  two  Tommies  on  cots 

that  flanked  his.    On  one  of  the  dreary  days  that  dragged 

along  they  began  discussing  Steve's  case. 
"Now  take  the  leftenant,  lyin'  alongside  o'  me  'ere,  John. 

'E  thinks  'e's  lucky,"  Dick  said. 
"How  is  that?"  Steve  asked. 
"Well  sir,  when  your  leg  is  gone,  it's  gone.     But  when 

you  cracks  your  bloomin'  'ead  you  don't  know  what's  liable 

to  come  about." 
"Don't  worry  about  my  head,"  Steve  replied.     "It's  as 

good  as  the  next  man's.     And  when  this  show  is  all  over 

I'm  going  home  and  prove  it." 
Within   a   month   Steve  was   assigned   to  duty  with   an 

American   brigade  of  infantry  that  had  arrived  while  he 

was  convalescing.  When  our 
troops  were  at  last  withdrawn 
Steve  came  home  with  them. 
And  when  he  was  discharged 
he  made  a  bee-line  for  the  col- 
lege he  had  quit  in  1916.  Study- 
ing hard,  he  finished  his  work 
in  two  more  years  and  imme- 
diately found  employment 
with  a  large  steel  company  as 
a  metallurgist. 

A  few  years  later  Steve 
visited  Long  Beach,  Cal.,  dur- 
ing his  vacation,  stopping  at 
the  home  of  his  friend,  John 
Fischer.  One  afternoon  after 
lunch  Steve  turned  on  the 
radio.  The  set  warmed  up  just 
in  time  to  carry  the  introduc- 
tion of  Miss  Jessica  Dragon- 
ette,  who  sang  "Alice  Blue 
Gown." 

When  she  finished,  Steve 
turned  off  the  radio.  To  the 
inquiring  Fisher  he  said  he 
thought  the  perfect  song  would 
be  spoiled  by  anything  that 
followed.  Steve  remembers  the 
incident  vividly.  For,  you  see, 
it  was  the  last  song  he  ever 
heard.  Or  heard  just  that 
way. 

Later  in  the  day  Steve  sat 
down  on  the  beach,  a  little 
short  of  breath  after  an  hour's 
swim.      As     he     turned     and 

twisted  to  reach  for  a  cigarette  held  out  by  his  friend,  who 

was  sitting  a  little  behind  him — 
Something  snapped. 
A  terrific  pain  shot  through  Steve's  head.     Blood  gushed 

from  his  nose  and  mouth. 

I N  the  hospital  where  Steve  came  to,  the  doctor  said  he 
had  had  a  cerebral  hemorrhage.  It  was  the  result  of  that 
fractured  skull  he  had  suffered  in  Siberia.  That  Tommy 
had  been  right.  "When  you  cracks  yer  bloomin'  'ead  you 
don't  know  what's   liable   to  come    about." 

It  was  dark  when  Steve  awoke  in  the  hospital.  He 
called  for  lights.  A  nurse  touched  his  forehead  with  her 
hand  to  quiet  him. 

Hours  later  there  were  still  no  lights.  But  there  were 
people  in  the  room.  He  could  sense  their  presence.  But  he 
could  not  hear  them.  He  called  out  for  lights.  And  could 
not  hear  his  own  voice.  And  then  came  to  Steve  the  ter- 
rifying realization  that  he  could  not  {Continued  on  page  65) 


THE  DEAF  CAN  HEAR 


THE  WORLD'S  MOST  FAMOUS  REPORTER  BEGINS  AN  EX- 
CLUSIVE SERIES  OF  YOUR  TRUE  ADVENTURES  FILLED 
WITH    ALL    OF    REAL    LIFE'S    PATHOS    AND    EMOTIONS 


13 


•  Who  could  resist  that  smile  of  young  Mr.  Kenny  Baker,  so  happy  about 
his  success  in  the  picture  "Mr.  Dodd  Takes  the  Air"?  We're  happy 
because  he  returns  to  the  air  with  Jack  Benny  October  third,  on  the 
same  program  that  gave  him   his  start  less  than  two  short  years  ago. 


Scotty  IVelbournc 


Photo  by  Ed.  Estabrook 


•  Universal  Films  has  signed  him  to  a  contract  and  the  New  York  Times 
has  published  an  editorial  on  him.  He's  Charlie  McCarthy,  radio's 
obnoxious  dummy  whose  unhappy  master  is  Edgar  Bergen.  Now  turn  the 
page  and  read  what  Charlie  writes  about  "The  Women  I  Have  Loved." 

17 


IT  was  Dorothy  Lamour  who  first  dubbed  me  "Casanova" 
McCarthy.  Ah,  Dottie!  Ah,  women!  I've  learned  about 
them  since  I  came  to  Hollywood. 
There  was  blonde  Ann  Harding,  blonde  Carole  Lombard, 
blonde  Mary  Boland.blonde  Constance  Bennett,  blonde  Son ja 
Henie,  blonde  Ann  Sothern,  blonde  Gladys  George,  blonde 
Mrs.  Buddy  Rogers  (I've  got  to  be -careful  since  I  offered 
Mary  Pickford  that  McCarthy  Clipper  and  Mow  Them 
Down  ride  to  Mexico  City — Buddy  may  catch  up  with  me), 
blonde  Joan  Blondell.  .  .  .  say,  Bergen,  can't  you  stop  this, 
or  bring  in  a  brunette?  That's  right,  Zasu  Pitts  and  Jose- 
phine Hutchinson  aren't  blondes,  are  they?  And  neither  is 
May  Robson  ...  I  wonder  if  she  still  wants  me  to  be  her 

18 


little    boy?      She    certainly    did    make,  a    play    for    me! 

Dottie  doesn't  like  it.  I  suppose  she's  jealous  of  my  pla- 
tonic  friendships  with  Carol,  Sonja,  and  Joan.  But  can  I 
help  it  if  they  like  me?    Of  course  not. 

Take  that  meeting  of  mine  with  Carole  Lombard.  It  was 
most  upsetting.  Not  for  me.  of  course.  But  for  Bergen. 
He  got  absolutely  furious  with  jealousy. 

Even  Mister  Don  Ameche,  our  master  of  ceremonies.  He 
wouldn't  introduce  me  to  Miss  Lombard  at  first. 

"She  wouldn't  talk  to  you,  Charlie,"  he  told  me.  "She 
dates  the  best  men  in  Hollywood." 

I  had  to  tell  him  she  hadn't  met  the  best  man  in  Holly- 
wood yet,  before  he'd  break  down  and  introduce  us.  And 


THEY  CALL  HIM  CASANOVA  McCARTHY,  THE  ROLLICKING  HEART- 
BREAKER  OF  HOLLYWOOD,  WHO  KISSES— AND  THEN  TELLS  HERE  IN 
HIS   OWN    WORDS   ABOUT   ALL   THE    GLAMOR    GALS    HE    HAS    LOVED 


Ah  women!  I've  learned  about  them 
in  Hollywood.  Take  Carole  Lombard 
(far  left) — if  you  can  get  her — who 
said,  "Charlie,  I'm  madly  in  love 
with  you,"  and  Connie  Bennett  who 
said,    "You    look    better    every    day." 


It  was  Dottie  Lamour 
dubbed  me  "Casanova."  I  suppose 
she's  jealous  of  my  platonic  friend- 
ships with  Carole,  Sonja  Henie  and 
lovely  Joan  Blondell.  But  can  I  help  it 
if  they  all   like  me?  Of  course  not; 


was  he  blushing  when  he  heard  the  way  Carole  went  right 
after  me. 

"Charlie!"   she   said   in   her  husky   contralto, 
we  meet!" 

That  had  the  boys  for  a  minute,  all  right.  So  I  modestly 
replied: 

"Oh,  Miss  Lombard,  1  have  so  much  to  tell  you." 

"Charlie!"  she  breathed. 

"Carole!"  I  replied,  thawing  a  bit.  "At  last,  Carole,  we 
are  alone.  For  years  I  have  wanted  to  tell  you  how  beau- 
tiful and  charming  and  stuff  you  are." 

"You're  not  just  saying  that,  are  you?"  she  said  with  a 
flash  of  her  lambent  eyes.  (Continued  on  page  62) 


THEY  CALL  HIM  CASANOVA  McCARTHY,  THE  ROLLICKING  HEART- 
BREAKER  OF  HOLLYWOOD.  WHO  KISSES— AND  THEN  TELLS  HERE  IN 
HIS   OWN   WORDS   ABOUT   ALL   THE    GLAMOR    GALS    HE    HAS    LOVED 


I1  "as  l)lM  tnova" 

*,Ul  di.Dottie!    Ah,  women!  I've  learned  about 

nee  i  cami 

le  1  ombard, 

aett.blondeSonja 

blonde 

K"8  o  be -careful  sincel  oSd 

K"y  '  ;k""'  ",hv  Clipper  and   Mow  tS 


She    certainly    did    make,  a    play    for    me! 
Dottie  doesn'1  like  it.    I  suppose  she's  jealous  of  my  pla- 
tomc  friendships  with  Carol.  Sonja,  and  Joan.     But  can  I 
help  it  il  they  like  me?    Of  course  not 

I  ake  that  meeting  of  mine  with  Carole  Lombard.    It  was 
most  upsetting     Not  for  me,  of  course.     But  for  Bergen. 
He  got  absolutely  furious  with  jealousy 
I  ven  Mister  Don  Ameche.  our  master  of  reremnnies    IK 
blonde  Joan  BlondeU.  J  ™  «£■     ^^^  «  to  Miss  LomS  at  fi™ 

--  »  £     datSlhrSmenll:  hXoo^'"  ^  t0'd  ^    "^ 

wJodaif°W  '"T  ?J}euhadn,«  ™t  'he  best  man  in  Holly- 
wood yet,  before  he  d  break  down  and  introduce  us.   And 


Robson-    •»  «n«ter  if  she  still  wants  me  to  b ,    he 


I 


It  was  Dottie  Lamour  who  first 
dubbed  me  "Casanova."  I  suppose 
she's  jealous  of  my  platonic  friend- 
ships with  Carole,  Sonja  Henie  and 
lovely  Joan  Blondell.  But  can  I  help  it 
if  they  all   like  me?  Of  course  not! 


was  he  blushing  when  he  heard  the  way  Carole  went  right 
after  me. 

"Charlie!"  she  said  in  her  husky  contralto.  "At  last 
we  meet!" 

That  had  the  boys  for  a  minute,  all  right.  So  I  modestly 
replied: 

"Oh.  Miss  Lombard,  I  have  so  much  to  tell  you." 

"Charlie!"  she  breathed. 

"Carole!"  I  replied,  thawing  a  bit.  "At  last,  Carole,  we 
are  alone.  For  years  I  have  wanted  to  tell  you  how  beau- 
tiful and  charming  and  stuff  you  are  " 

'You're  not  just  saying  that,  are  you?"  she  said  with  a 
flash  of  her  lambent  eyes.  (Continued  on  page  62) 


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^^A  f 


,   *x«*e  *  *ve 


\A- 


Heaven  help  professionals  on  a  night  like  this! 
Grade  Allen's  taken  up  tap  dancing  and  Fred 
Astaire's  stuck  with  it,  as  you  can  easily  see 
by  these  pictures  as  Gracie  and  George  Burns  re- 
hearse with  Fred  for  RKO's  "A  Damsel  in  Distress." 


EVEN   GRACIE'S   DANCING 


Directly  above,  it  looks  like  such  an  easy  job  when  Fred 
starts.  But  then  Gracie  gets  some  ideas  of  her  own,  and 
when  George  joins  in,  Fred  gives  up  and  sits  down.  Gracie 
makes  a  bulls-eye  on  George's  toe,  so  he  quits  too — while 
Stoneface  Astaire  turns  a  deaf  ear  to  their  pleas  for  help. 


V 


John  of  John-Frederics  started  the 
vogue    for    those    crownless    hats. 


YOUR 


DIRECT  FROM  A  RUDY  YALLEE  PROGRAM, 
A  SPARKLING  FORECAST  OF  HOW  YOU'LL 
COYER  YOUR  HEAD  THIS  FALL— AND  WHY 


FROM  Rudy  Vallee's  radio  program  comes  this  amusing 
and  instructive  interview  between  Rudy  and  John  Fred- 
erics, hat  wizard,  which  brings  us  up  to  date  on  Amer- 
ica's "overhead"  for  the  coming  season. 

Vallee:  During  the  past  year  the  women  of  these  United 
States  spent  more  than  one  hundred  million  dollars  for  new 
hats.  You  might  not  think  so  to  look  at  them,  but  all  those 
hats  had  to  be  designed  by  somebody.  And  the  designer 
whose  ideas  have  most  consistently  influenced  the  trade  is 
one  Mr.  John  Frederics  of  John-Frederics  Incorporated, 
Madison  Avenue,  New  York — a  firm  which  caters  to  people 
who  are  definitely  "in  the  dough,"  if  they  will  pardon  a 
vulgar  phrase. 

For  example,  it  was  John  of  John-Frederics  who  created, 
literally  out  of  thin  air,  the  present  vogue  for  hats  with 
no  crowns — hats  with  tops  that  appear  to  have  been  nibbled 
away  by  an  absent-minded  goat.  That  was  nearly  two 
years  ago,  at  Palm  Beach,  and  the  topless  topees  were  sold 
to  swank  sunshine-seekers  for  twenty-eight-fifty  and  up, 
mostly  up.  Now,  I'm  told,  you  can  get  them  for  forty-nine 
cents — and  everybody's  wearing  'em.  Or  were,  the  last  time 
I  looked. 

It  takes,  as  I've  said,  all  kinds  of  people  to  make  a  town 
like  New  York.  Here's  a  living  New  York  success  story 
and  an  enemy  of  the  pocketbook  of  all  male  mankind — 
John  of  John-Frederics.  Mr.  Frederics,  answer  me  this: 
Why  did  you  remove  the  tops  out  of  the  hats  of  the  women 
of  this  great  nation? 
John:  Well,  Rudy,  my  partner  and  I  had  been  getting 


It    was    Rudy    Vallee    who    inter- 
viewed this  heartless  hat  dictator. 


well  paid  for  a 
number  of  years 
for  what  we  put 
into  and  on  top 
of  hats.  It  oc- 
curred to  me  that 
we  might  iust  as 
well  get  paid  for 
what  we  took  out 
of  hats.  So  I  de- 
signed the  open- 
crown  or  air-con- 
ditioned lids  for 
ladies. 

Vallee  :      And 
the  ladies  loved  them. 

John  :  Heaven  bless  'em,  yes. 

Vallee:  Do  you  think  it's  true,  Mr.  Frederics,  that  hat 
designing  is  an  art? 

John:  Well,  just  between  us  artists — no.  It's  a  trade,  Mr. 
Vallee.  Like  plumbing  or  bee-keeping  or  crooning  popular 
songs. 

Vallee:  And  how  did  you  get  into  this  trade  of  thinking 
up  hats? 

John:  My  mother  was  a  milliner.  I  grew  up  in  the  trade, 
so  to  speak.  It  seemed  to  be  the  thing  I  could  do  best.  I 
wanted  to  design  hats — so  I  did. 

Vallee:  I  see.  And  now,  from  your  viewpoint  as  a  hat 
expert,  can  you  tell  us  what's  new  (Continued  on  page  57) 

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RADIO   MIRROR'S    OWN 


Editor's  Note:  Vacation's  over,  and  the  Al  Johon  pro- 
gram is  back  on  the  air — Tuesday  nights  at  8:30,  E.S.T., 
with  Parkyakarkus,  Martha  Raye,  and  Victor  Young's  or- 
chestra. You'll  want  to  listen  to  them,  but  you'll  also  want 
to  read  this,  the  third  in  Radio  Mirror's  series  of  READIO- 
broadcasts. 


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OU'VE  probably  suspected  it  for  a  long  time,  and  now 
you  can  be  sure:  Parkyakarkus  is  the  dumbest  Greek 
that  ever  came  out  of  Athens.  He's  the  funniest  too, 


and  that's  why  Radio  Mirror  is  so  proud  to  present  this 
special  READio-broadcast,  with  all  the  hilarious  evidence 
set  before ^you  so  you  can  judge  for  yourselves  if  there's  a 
dumber  man  living.  The  evidence  is  all  in  the  records — 
every  bit  of  it  taken  from  material  furnished  by  Al  Jolson 
and  Parkyakarkus  on  their  broadcasts — the  first  time  it's 
ever  been  collected  into  one  fast-and-furious,  conclusive 
half-hour  of  fun. 

Order  in  the  court!  The  prosecuting  attorney  is  Al  Jolson, 
and  you're  the  judge  and  jury.  Hold  your  hats — let's  go! 


LISTEN     IN     ON     THE     PRINTED    PAGE    TO    A    SIDE-SPLITTING    PROGRAM 


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Al  Jolson:  Hello,  folks!  You  know,  history  has  given 
us  Four  Horsemen  of  the  Apocalypse,  Three  Wise  Men,  Two 
Smith  Brothers — but,  thank  Heaven,  only  one  Parkyakar- 
kus — and  here  he  is,  on  trial  for  his  sanity! 

Parky:  Hello,  Sonny  Boy.    Where's  Jolson? 

Al:  (It's  starting  already)  Where's  Jolson?    Who  am  I? 

Parky:  Don't  you  know  either? 

Al:  Look,  Parkyakarkus,  don't  tell  anybody,  but  I'm 
Jolson.  Remember,  you  met  me  last  week — and  every  week 
before  that? 


Parky:  No,  I  couldn't  remember  you  because  I  never 
forget  a  face. 

Al:  This  must  be  a  new  kind  of  language — if  you  never 
forget  a  face,  why  can't  you  remember  mine? 

Parky:  (Scornfully)  You  call  that  a  face? 

Al:  Now,  look,  Parkyakarkus,  we  may  as  well  under- 
stand each  other  right  now — 

Parky:  Yeah,  well,  it's  a  hard  job  to  understand  when 
you  talk.    You  talk  with  a  dialect. 

Al:  (Stung  to  the  quick)  I'd  like  (Continued  on  page  92) 


WHICH   PROVES  THAT    THE     WORD   THE    GREEKS    HAD    WAS— LAUGHTER 


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By        JACKSHER 


THE  BIGGER  THEY  ARE 


THIS  is  a  fable  of  a  huge  rattle  and  two  gigantic  babies. 
You,  the  people,  are  the  rattle.  The  National  Broad- 
casting Company  and  the  Columbia  Broadcasting  Sys- 
tem are  the  two  gigantic  babies.  Time  was,  with  these  hot- 
headed kiddies  struggling  to  get  and  hold  the  rattle,  that 
radio  listening  was  swell.  Now  the  rattle's  a  side  issue  and 
they're  fighting  each  other;  they're  far  more  concerned 
with  upsetting  each  other's  cribs  and  dosing  each  other's 
spinach  with  castor  oil. 

And  radio  listening  isn't  so  swell. 
It's  not  that  radio  ain't  what  it 
used  to  be — it's  that  it  isn't  what 
it  could  be.  You  said  so  yourself. 
But  who  can  put  that  small  piece 
of  logic  across  with  so  much  com- 
petitive shrieking  going  on  in  the 
nursery? 

In  case  you've  been  bored  lately 
(as  who  hasn't)  by  a  lot  of  the 
programs  you've  tuned  in,  this  is 
partly  why:  Much  of  NBC's  and 
CBS'   money,   time  and   ideas   are 

spent  trying  to  keep  each  other  from  broadcasting  the  pro- 
grams you  want  to  hear.  Or  better  still,  if  one  of  them 
can  get  a  certain  feature  on  the  air  two  seconds  before  its 
rival  does,  that's  pulling  a  nifty!  It  doesn't  matter  what  the 
feature's  about.  If  CBS  discovers  NBC  is  going  to  treat  its 
listeners  to  a  frog  derby  they'll  go  to  any  end  to  broadcast 
a  frog  derby  of  their  own  to  you  first. 

By  the  way,  you're  not  so  keen  about  frog  derbies,  are 
you  ? 

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INTO  YOUR  CELLARS. 


READERS— THE    NET 


WORKS  ARE  A-FEUDIN' 


Well  anyhow,  the  reason  for  these  foolish  fights  and  re- 
sulting foolish  programs  is  pretty  much  that  the  networks 
are  still  in  their  infancy.  Newspapers  suffered  the  same 
growing  pain  until  they  realized  their  readers  were  far 
more  pleased  by  a  good  story  than  they  were  by  a  'scoop' 
on  a  rival  sheet.  Nowadays  'scoops'  are  rare  but  the  gen- 
eral run  of  stories  is  excellent.  There  have  been  a  few  op- 
timistic souls  who  have  tried  to  bring  home  to  the  networks 
the  neat  point  about  less  fighting  and  better  programs.  But 

Junior's  as  hard-headed  as  the  next 
one.  You  can't  tell  him  a  thing, 
you've  got  to  let  him  find  it  out  for 
himself. 

The  quarrel  between  the  net- 
works rages  in  all  departments. 
Special  events,  stunt  broadcasts, 
commercial  programs,  sustaining 
programs,  press  releases,  even  the 
artists  bureaus  become  entangled. 
Ever  since  radio's  three-cornered 
pants  era  the  NBC-CBS  scrap  has 
been  kicking  up  considerable  dust 
in  the  Fifties.  But  nobody  paid  much  mind  to  it  until  the 
recent  Hindenburg  disaster,  upon  which  occasion  these  two 
big  kids  came  to  noisy  verbal  blows  over — of  all  things — 
a  telephone  booth. 

You  see,  the  first  thing  any  network  does  when  it  broad- 
casts outside  its  home  studios  is  to  fix  it  so  all  witnesses  and 
photographers  present  can't  possibly  mistake  which  network 
is  doing  the  broadcasting.  And  this  they  accomplish  by  car- 
rying, with  every  microphone  that  {Continued  on  page  73) 


Grade   Allen's   air 

Romeo  is  handsome 

Tony    Martin — 

but  he's  really 

still    Alice 

Faye's   beau. 


Maxine,  above,  is  Phi! 
Spitalny's  attractive 
singer,  on  his  all  girl 
Hourof  Charm  program 
NBC,   Monday  nights. 


PERSONALITY 
CLOSE-UPS 


Beth  Holly  of  One 
Man's  Family  is  Barbara 
Jo  Allen  below,  who 
poses  with  her  daugh- 
ter Joan,  radio  veteran. 


Left,      meet 

Laurette   Fill- 

brandt,  who  is 

Dot    Houston    on 

Sunday's   Tale  of 

Today,   over  NBC. 


IT'S   OUR   STAR   REPORTER   BROADCASTING, 


TELLING    ALL    THE    SECRETS    YOU    SHOULD 


KNOW  AND  PERHAPS  A  FEW  YOU  SHOULDN'T 


THE  Alice  Faye-Tony  Martin  ro- 
mance continues  warm,  but  pub- 
licity keeps  hooking  Alice  with 
other  men.  And,  since  Tony  is  pretty 
touchy,  Alice  finds  it  a  bit  difficult  to 
keep  his  feelings  from  being  hurt.  .  .  . 
Gertrude  Niesen  saw  the  sun  rise  and 
set  on  Craig  Reynolds  not  so  very  long 
ago  but  right  now  she's  unselfishly  shar- 
ing her  time  with  too  many  swains  to 
be  sure  just  which  is  the  "heart"  .  .  . 
Of  course  it's  been  kept  pretty  quiet 
but  I'll  bet  you  a  hat  that  Benny  Good- 
man is  more  than  seriously  considering 
the  marital  leap  with  Phoebe  Turbell, 
the  Chicago  society  eye-widener. 


Al  Pearce  made  a  generous  gesture 
last  week.  He  sent  several  large  motor 
busses  to  the  Old  Soldiers'  Home  at 
Sawtelle,  picked  up  a  mess  of  vets  and 
took  them  to  the  broadcast  of  his  coast- 
to-coaster.  After  the  air  show,  Al  put 
on  some  entertainment  that  had  the 
old  warriors  rolling  in  the  aisles  with 
glee  and  merriment.  A  bouquet  to  Al, 
therefore. 

*     *     * 

INVESTMENTS 

Jerry  Cooper  is  the  latest  entertainer 
to  follow  in  the  footsteps  of  the  cinema 
smarties  and  invest  his  $$$$.  He  just 
bought  a  string  of  bungalows  in  Holly- 
wood which  pay  him  a  monthly  income. 
Insurance,  as  it  were,  against  the  day 
popularity  becomes  a  deflated  balloon. 


You  should  get  a  load  of  Bob  Burns 

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and  his  hair.  He's  to  portray  a  certain 
role  in  a  forthcoming  moompicher  and 
so  hasn't  been  allowed  to  have  his  locks 
barbered.  The  guy  looks  like  the  hairy 
ape.  On  Sunset  Boulevard,  a  day  or  so 
ago,  Bob  was  invited  to  race  with  a  guy 
in  a  gray  roadster.  In  the  course  of  the 
getaway,  Bob  pulled  ahead.  Suddenly, 
the  gray  roadster  turned  a  corner  on 
two  wheels  and  Bob  heard  the  motor- 
cycle siren.  As  he  held  the  ticket  for 
speeding,  he  wondered  if  the  gray 
roadster  was  bait  for  the  speed  cop. 


In  case  you're  curious,  that  ravishing 
brunette  who  is  seen  everywhere  with 
W.  C.  Fields,  is  a  Spanish  senorita 
named  Carlotta  Monti.  She's  been  sec- 
retary for  Bill  come  ten  years  next 
Whitsuntide,  and  has  stuck  to  him 
through  fun  and  frolic,  sickness  and 
suits. 


At  that  press  party  for  Don  Ameche, 
the  handsome  lad  cleaned  the  news- 
paper boys  like  a  hound's  tooth.  That 
doesn't  seem  to  be  the  smart  thing  to 
do  but  Don  had  one  of  those  winning 
streaks  and  couldn't  lose.  One  hand,  he 
threw  away  three  kings,  held  only  the 
King  of  Hearts  and  filled  the  hand  out 
to  a  flush.  How  do  you  like  that? 
*  *  * 
PRETTY  PROGRESS 

The  last  of  the  plain,  mousie,  school- 
marm  concert  singers  has  finally  gotten 
an  injection  of  Hollywood  and  has  gone 
glamour  with  a  vengeance.  While  Fran- 


cia  White  was  always  sweet  and  charm- 
ing, she  was  definitely  plain  about  it 
but  now  this  Covina,  California,  ca- 
nary sports  a  fringed  hair-cut,  cute 
curls  and  daring  decolletage  in  her  eve- 
ning gowns.  However,  her  voice  is 
still  as  clear  as  crystal  and  warmer  than 
an  August  afternoon  in  Georgia. 


Despite  millions  of  joint  denials  of 
marriage,  newspapermen  feel  pretty 
sure  Lily  Pons  can  legally  sign  her 
name  "Mrs.  Andre  Kostelanetz." 
They're  immensely  popular.  In  Chi- 
cago's Grant  Park,  you'd  have  thought 
they  were  Garbo  and  Gable  when  the 
nearly  200,000  people  pressed  in  on 
them  and  forced  authorities  to  rush 
an  armored  car  to  the  scene  so  that 
Lily  and  Kosty  might  get  safely  away 
from  their  admirers.  Incidentally, 
these  two  find  lucky  for  them,  those 
things  most  of  us  consider  unlucky.  Au- 
to license  numbers  are  AK1?  and  LP13. 
their  summer  concert  in  the  Hollywood 
Bowl  was  on  August  13  and  Lily  owns 
and  adores  a  black  cat,  recently  lost 
but  recovered. 


Charlie  Butterworth  had  dozens  of 
automatic  pencils  engraved  "To  Tom 
from  Charlie,"  distributed  them  to  the 
sound  men,  musicians  and   technicians 


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Jerry  Cooper  (left,  with  Frances  Longford)  is 
making  Hollywood  realtors  happy;  and  Deanna  Dur- 
bin,  below  with  Mischa  Auer,  Leopold  Stokowski, 
and  Adolphe  Menjou,  gets  a  spanking  from  Jimmie. 


on  the  program.  What  about  the  guvs 
whose  handles  were  not  "Tom"?  There, 
customer,  you  have  me.  I  wouldn't 
know. 

Speaking  of  Charlie  Butterworth,  he 
and  Bob  Benchley  are  inseparable  pals. 
These  guys  even  share  dates  with  Tala 
Birell  or  Hazel  Forbes,  the  tooth  paste 
heiress. 


Werner  Janssen,  son  of  a  famed  res- 
taurateur, began  his  musical  career 
by  tinkling  a  piano  in  a  sailors'  dive, 
played  an  accompaniment  to  Will  Rog- 
ers' rope-twirling  act  in  the  Follies, 
and  finally  "arrived,"  giving  a  concert 


in  famed  Hollywood  Bowl  this  summer. 

OPEN  LETTER  TO  DEANNA  DURBIN 

Deanna,  darling,  I  love  you  but  you 
worry  me — and  lots  more  of  your 
friends.  You're  still  pretty  young  (and 
very  pretty)  and  I'm  going  to  talk  to 
you  like  a  Dutch  uncle  in  the  hope  you 
won't  go  on  making  a  very  serious  mis- 
take. Lots  of  stars  have  gotten  tem- 
peramental but  I  can't  remember  one 
who  got  away  with  it  very  long.  Don't 
you  think  you're  making  a  needless  fuss 
to  insist  on  your  own  interviewers? 
And  do  you  think  it's  right  to  hold  up 
picture  and  radio  production  whenever 


it  suits  your  fancy?  Talk  is  that  you're 
acting  mighty  spoiled  now  that  fortune 
has  smiled  on  you.  But  Deanna,  the 
newspaper  boys  don't  like  that — and 
you  can't  blame  them.  And  you  might 
like  to  know  that  publicity  makes  or 
breaks  public  figures  in  show  business. 
So,  for  your  own  good,  why  not  stop 
worrying  your  friends;  why  not  turn 
on  the  full  force  of  your  lovely  charm 
and  personality  and  make  everyone 
love  you?  Uncle  Jimmie  suggests  that 
you  do  an  about-face  before  it's  too 
late  and  they  shut  out  the  sunlight. 

Yours  for  great   success   with   many 
friends,  J.  M.  F. 

(Continued  an  page  68 ) 


Hyman  Fink 


Frances  Farmer,  above,  with  Spencer  Tracy  and  Virginia 
Bruce  riles  Fidler;  right,  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Gene  Raymond. 


•  Seldom  has  the  fury  of  fans  waxed  hotter  than  when  Nelson  Eddy's  followers  learned  he'd  joined  the  Chase  & 
Sanborn  broadcasts.  Sacrilege  to  mix  his  baritone  with  the  gags  of  W.  C.  Fields  and  Charlie  McCarthy! 
Now  everyone's  happy,  for  Nelson  is  having  the  time  of  his  life  sparring  with  his  two  riotous  companions.  His  newest 
picture  will  be  "Rosalie"  with  a  new  leading  lady,  Eleanor   Powell.    And  guess  what?    He's  learning  to  dance  for  this! 

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Sunday  afternoons,  in  a  four-act  play,  "First  Love."  At  the  moment,  all  her  time  is  taken  up  with  work  in  her 
newest  picture,  "Live,  Love  and  Learn,"  and  a  polite  but  firm  feud  with  Robert  Montgomery,  who  plays  opposite  her. 


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A  model  for  the  school  mis; 
is  Deanna  Durbin's  fall  ward- 
robe. Homework's  fun  in  this 
taffeta  hostess  gown  striped 
in  green,  gold,  rust  and  blue. 


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Frocks  are  smart  for  fall, 
especially  this  blue  cotton 
with    its    ski-jumper    print. 

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For  crisp  days — this 
blue  and  black  tweed 
skirt  and  beige  cash- 
mere sweater.  Right, 
Dean  na  's  aqua-marine 
taffeta    party   frock. 


Photos  through  courtesy  of  Universal  Films  which  star  Deanna  in  "One  Hundred  Men  and  a  Girl" 


Colder  nights  call  for  this  practical,  yet  smart  and  feminine  tailored   robe  of  soft  pink  quilted  silk  with 
its  zipper  all  the  way  down  the  front.    The  fur-trimmed  bedroom  slippers  are  of  the  same  material. 


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BOOKS  as  if  radio,  having  hired  Ty- 
rone  Power  to  star  in  a  series  of 
Sunday-evening  programs,  starting 
October  third  doesn't  quite  know  what 
to  do  with  him.  It's  the  old  story  about 
drama  on  the  air  and  its  shortcomings. 
Anyway,  the  best  the  sponsors  have 
been  able  to  think  up  so  far  is  to  pre- 
pare a  set  of  adaptations  of  Broadway 
hit  plays  of  some  years  back — "Her 
Cardboard  Lover"  and  the  like — to 
star  him  in.  Later  on,  it's  said,  there 
will  be  dramatizations  of  magazine 
short  stories,  but  in  the  meantime  we'll 
have  to  be  satisfied  listening  to  this 
bright  new  star  in  revised  versions  of 
things  we've  heard  before.  .  .  .  You 
can't  really  blame  the  sponsors,  though. 
Getting  a  steady,  week-to-week  stream 
of  good  dramatic  material  for  the  air 
has  stumped  many  a  good  man. 


THE  Camel  people,  sponsors  of  Jack 
Oakie's  show,  think  they  may  have 
solved  this  little  toughie  of  a  problem. 
They've  hired  George  Marion,  Jr.,  to 
write  the  playlets  in  which  Jack  and 
his  guest  stars  will  appear  on  the  air 
— and  George  Marion  is  one  of  the 
toppers  among  top-notch  moving  pic- 
ture writers,  having  penned  some  of 
Jack's  most  successful  movies.  This 
move  of  Camel's  is  expected  to  start 
some  spirited  bidding  among  sponsors 
for  the  services  of  high-priced  movie 
writers,  which  will  be  all  to  the  good 
if  the  writers  can  do  as  good  jobs  for 

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Above,  Eddie  Cantor,  Sally  Eilers,  Sophie  Tucker,  dine 
at  Victor  Hugo's.  Eddie  is  probably  explaining  why  he 
decided  to  broadcast  on  Wednesdays  this  fall  instead 
of  Sundays.  Opposite  page  Mrs.  Don  Ameche  with  Norris 
Goff  (Abner  of  Lum  and  Abner)  at  the  Cocoanut  Grove. 


the  air  as  they  do  for  the  screen.  An- 
other startling  innovation  on  the  Oakie 
show  is  that  the  playlets  will  be  written 
first,  and  then  guest  stars  who  fit  the 
parts  will  be  picked  to  fill  them.  Usu- 
ally it's  the  other  way  around — a  guest 
star  is  asked  to  be  on  a  radio  program, 
and  then  a  dramatic  vehicle  is  dug  up 
to  fit  the  star.  Reversing  the  order 
ought  to  make  for  better-written,  bet- 
ter acted  shows. 


THE  rumors  that  Louella   Parsons  is 

to  leave  the  Hollywood  Hotel  show 

are  just  that — rumors — according  to  the 

best  authorities.    Lolly  has  another  two 


years  of  contract  with  the  soup  people 
safely  tucked  away  in  her  strong-box. 
Besides,   she  sells  soup  only  too  well. 


BURNS  and  Allen  have  a  skit  you'll 
probably  never  hear.  Like  an  un- 
derground river,  it  runs  on  and  on  and 
never  comes  to  light.  George  wrote  it 
more  than  a  year  ago,  intending  to 
hold  it  for  use  if  the  program  should 
ever  run  into  a  last-minute  emergency. 
The  emergency  has  never  happened,  but 
each  week  George  brings  the  sketch 
along  to  the  studio,  drags  it  out  of  its 
portfolio  and  changes  it  around  a  lit- 
tle, adding  a  line  here,  taking  away  a 


THEY'RE    DELIGHTFUL    AND 


DELICIOUS  —  ROLLICKING 


AND  REYEALING-THESE 


NOTES  ON  THE  NEWS  FROM 


OUR   BROADCAST  SLEUTH 


couple  there.  Altogether,  it's  been  rewritten 
about  fifty  times.  By  this  time  it  ought  to  be 
perfect,  and  probably  is — so  perfect  it  wouldn't 
be  a  bit  funny  if  it  were  put  on  the  air. 


THE  tumult  and  the  shouting  are  only  memories 
now,  and  this  year's  Packard  program  is  run- 
ning along  smoothly,  with  Lanny  Ross,  Charlie 
Butterworth,  Don  Wilson,  Florence  George,  and 
Raymond  Paige's  orchestra.  The  dancing  feet  of 
Fred  Astaire,  so  much  a  part  of  your  Tuesday  list- 
ening last  year,  are  absent  now,  and  indications 
are  that  they  won't  be  on  the  air  at  all  this 
winter.  As  a  matter  of  fact,  you  may  not  see 
Fred  many  more  times  in  the  movies,  either.  His 
contract    with    RKO    (Continued   on   page    82) 


<r-3 


i  *\      JM 


Picture  of  the  month  is  this  of  Walter 
Winchell  and  Louella  Parsons,  two  col- 
umnists at  least  who  seem  to  be  friends. 

Hyman  Fink 


Unlike  Andy,  Amos  and  his  wife  (Mr.  and 
Mrs.  Freeman  Gosden)  are  still  happily 
married.     Above,  watching  a  prize  fight. 


-t 


Still  another  party,  with  Charlie  Win- 
ninger,  the  Cap'n  Henry  of  Show  Boat, 
Vera  Marsh  and  Mrs.  &  Mr.  Joe  Penner. 

Hyman  Fink 


LOOK  AT  CANTOR! 


IN    FACT,    LOOK   TWICE,    FOR 


EDDIE'S  GOT  HIMSELF  INTO 


A  BAGDAD  HAREM  WITH  THAT 


OLD  TEASE,  GYPSY  ROSE  LEE 


Love  conquers  Ali,  as  Eddie  proves  in  his 
new  picture,  "Ali  Baba  Goes  to  Town" — love 
that  is,  aided  by  the  two  fetching  damsels 
(below)  whose  charms  would  brighten  up  any 
harem.  This  20th  Century-Fox  production  fea- 
tures besides  Eddie,  June  Lang,  Louise  Ho- 
viclc  (remember,  the  strip  tease  gal,  Gypsy 
Rose  Lee?),  Tony  Martin  and  Roland  Young. 


*8 


Right,  the  voluptuous  damsel  is  Louise  Ho- 
viclc  and  don't  let  all  those  clothes  fool 
you.  She  plays  the  role  of  the  Sultana  to 
Roland  Young's  Sultan  (below).  Eddie  plays 
a  Hollywood  extra  who  falls  asleep  and  wakes 
up  in  Bagdad  a  thousand  years  ago.  The  Sul- 
tan signs  him  up  to  put  the  country  on  a  New 
Deal  basis  and  Eddie — but  need  we  tell  more? 


Photos  ihrouoh  courtesy  of  20th  Century-Fox 


The  gent  with  the  mous- 
tache is  radio's  own1  Tony 
Martin  who  makes  love  to 
June  Lang  while  Eddie's 
fighting  off  Gypsy  Rose. 

39 


Alice  went  to  Hollywood  be- 
cause Rudy  Vallee  signed  to 
make  a  picture — and  arrived 
to  find  herself  before  the 
camera.  Left,  her  newest 
picture  with  Don  Ameche  is 
proof  of  the  distance  she 
has  come  since  "Now  I'll 
Tell,"    with    Spencer    Tracy. 


By       PAULINE 
S  W AN  S  O  N 

PART  TWO 

TWO  years  later,  when  their  car  overturned  on  a  rainy 
road  at  night  and  he  lifted  her  limp  form  onto 
an  ambulance  cot,  Rudy  Vallee  found  it  necessary  to 
coax  Alice  Faye  back  to  consciousness  a  second  time. 

But  the  first  time  he  was  laughing  when  she  opened  her 
blue  eyes  wide  and  asked  him  if  she'd  "made  it." 

Only  punk  kids  fainted  when  they  made  their  first  radio 
broadcasts.     Of  course  she'd  made  it.     Didn't  she  always? 

Alice  was  inclined  to  agree  with  the  "punk  kid"  charge. 
Fever  or  no  fever,  mike-fright  or  no  mike-fright,  it  was  silly 
to  fold  up  over  a  song  when  she'd  been  singing  in  public  for 
nearly  a  year.  She  glared  up  at  the  mike  with  a  wordless 
vow  that  this  fainting  business  would  never  happen  again. 

That  was  the  last  round  in  the  mike's  favor.  Alice  sang 
on  all  of  the  Vallee  broadcasts  after  that,  and  after  a  week 
or  two  she  was  singing  into  the  black  face  of  the  microphone 
without  so  much  as  holding  on. 

She    had    jcrst    turned    seventeen,    but    the    marks    of    a 

40 


Fox 


NOW  HOLLYWOOD  GIVES  HER  STAR- 
DOM BUT  FIRST  IT  HAD  TO  BREAK 
ALICE  FAYE'S  HEART— THE  DRA- 
MATIC STORY  OF  A  ROMANTIC  LIFE 


trouper  were  beginning  to  show  in  her  work. 
Alice  had  been  born  with  rhythm;  she  had 
learned  performance  the  hard  way  with  the 
dancing  girls  in  Chester  Hale's  traveling 
vaudeville  units.  Now  she  was  learning  to 
be  star-stuff  by  watching  Rudy  Vallee. 

Vallee  was  "tops"  with  an  adoring  public 
at  that  time.  Women  swooned  at  his  mati- 
nees. College  kids  stopped  dancing,  just  to 
listen,  when  his  orchestra  played  at  the 
Pennsylvania  Roof.  There  were  many  who 
hazarded  a  bet  that  Rudy  would  be  the  next 
to  fill  the  Great  Lover's  throne. 

Rudy  was  about  "tops,"  too,  to  seventeen 
year-old  Alice  Faye.  He  was  a  hard  worker, 
frantic  with  the  demands  that  the  many 
phases  of  his  work  made  upon  him.  But 
he  found  time  to  fill  his  role  of  matinee-idol 
graciously,  and  he  was  a  generous — if  hard- 
driving-boss.  Alice  watched  Vallee,  and  was 
struck  down  with  an  acute  case  of  hero  wor- 
ship. Hadn't  he  snatched  her  out  of  the 
chorus,  decreed  that  she  should  have  a  per- 
sonality, an  opportunity,  of  her  own? 

As  time  went  on,  Vallee  took  more  and 
more  notice  of  his  young  protege.  Alice 
was  developing  a  unique  song  style.  Rudy 
sang  all  of  the  sweet  music,  so  the  hot  tunes 
fell  to  Alice.  The  fans  didn't  have  a  word 
for  it  when  they  wrote  in  to  applaud  "We're 
in  the  Money"  or  "Sleepy  Time  Down 
South,"  but  as  it  turned  out  Alice  was  the 
first  of  the  girl  singers  to  "swing  it." 

The  fan  letters  she  received  from  her  radio 
listeners  and  the  applause  of  hard-boiled 
New  York  night  clubbers  who  heard  her  at 
the  Pennsylvania  Roof  or  Club  Hollywood 
were  thrilling  signs  (Continued  on  page  75) 


FOR  SYNOPSIS  OF  STORY,  SEE  PAGE  76 


They  tried  to  make  Alice  look 
like  Jean  Harlow,  with  curves, 
plucked  eyebrows  and  bleached 
hair.  Below,  with  Rudy  Vallee 
in    their    only    film    together. 


Photo  by  Otto  Ilym 


CHARLES       MARTIN 


Editor's  Note:  Continuing  its  policy 
of  recreating  memorable  broadcasts  on 
the  printed  page,  Radio  Mirror  here- 
with presents  the  drama  of  William 
Robinson.  First  broadcast  on  the  Philip 
Morris  program — Tuesday  nights  over 
the  NBC-Red  network — this  remark- 
able true  story  of  a  man  who  lived 
thirty-four  years  of  torture,  was  written 
and  produced  by  Charles  Martin,  di- 
rector of  Three  Minute  Thrills  and  Circumstantial  Evidence. 

A  SEMICIRCLE  of  cold,  unsympathetic  faces  hemmed 
him  in.  Above  him,  on  the  bench,  the  Federal  Judge 
bent  forward. 
"William  Robinson,"  the  judge  said  sternly,  "you  have 
been  found  guilty  of  breaking  into  the  United  States  Post 
office  building  in  Shibley,  Arkansas,  and  attempting  to  rob 
the  United  States  mails.  Have  you  anything  to  say  before 
the  Court  pronounces  sentence  upon  you?" 

Now — now  was  his  last  chance.  They  must  listen  to  him, 
believe  him,  before  it  was  too  late. 

"Yes,  Your  Honor.  I  should  like  to  plead  that  you  be 
lenient.  I'm  not  really  a  crook — that  is,  I  have  never  stolen 
anything  in  my  life.  I  was  desperate— my  mother,  in  Cali- 
fornia— she's  dying  and  I  wanted  to  get  some  money  so  I 

42 


ADAPTED  FROM  A  GREAT  BROADCAST— THE 
DRAMATIC  STORY  OF  A  MAN  WHO  ESCAPED 
THE  LAW  BUT  NOT  HIS  OWN  CONSCIENCE 


could  get  her  a  doctor,  she  must  have  an  immediate  operation." 
"We  have  reviewed  all  that  in  your  trial." 
He  felt  his  carefully-prepared  argument  leaving  him. 
breaking  up  against  the  cold  wall  of  the  Court's  indifference. 
Stumbling,  he  went  on,  "But  don't  you  see?  If  1  don't  get 
her  an  operation  she'll  die!  Putting  me  in  prison  will  kill 
her — " 

"You  should  have  thought  of  that  before  you  committed 
your  qrime." 

"But  I  didn't  intend  to  commit  a  crime!  I  met  a  man  in 
a  restaurant.  I  told  him  about  my  mother.  He  said  he'd 
help  me.  I  went  with  him — and  the  next  thing  I  knew  I 
was  arrested.  Please — "  Suddenly  he  felt  his  nails  digging 
into  the  flesh  of  his  hands — "please,  if  you  can  postpone 
my  sentence — let  me  go  to  California  and  help  my  mother — 
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43 


All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 

8:00  A.  M. 

NBC-Blue:    Melody    Hour 
NBC-Red:   Goldthwaite   Orch. 

8:30 
JVBC-Blue:   Tone   Pictures 
NBC-Red:  Children's  Concert 

9:00 
CBS:     Sunday     Morning     at     Aunt 
Susan's 

NBC-Blue:    White    Rabbit    Line 
NBC-Red:  Orchestra 

10:00 
CBS:  Church  of  the  Air 
NBC-Blue:    Russian    Melodiei 
NBC-Red:    Bible    Highlights 

10:30 
CBS:   Romany   Trail 

11:00 
NBC:  Press-radio  News 

11:05 
NBC-Blue:   Alice    Remsen.   contralto 
NBC-Red:    Ward   and    Muzzy,    Piano 

11:15 
NBC-Blue:   Neighbor   Nell 
NBC-Red:  Bravest  ot  the  Brava 

11:30 
CBS:   Major  Bowes  Family 

11:45 
MBS:    Football    Talks 
NBC-Red:   Henry  Busse  Orch. 

12:00  Noon 
NBC-Blue:    Southernaire» 
NBC-Red:   Hour  Glass 

12:30  P.  M. 
CBS:  Salt  Lake  City  Tabernacle 
NBC-Blue:    Music    Hall    of   the    Air 
NBC-Red:   University  of  Chicago 
Round  Table   Discussion 

1:00 
CBS:  Church  of  the  Air 
NBC-Red:    Dorothy   Dreslin 

1:30 
CBS:  Poets  Gold 
MBS:  Ted   Weems  Orch. 
NBC-Blue:    Our    Neighbors 
NBC-Red:    Smoke    Dreams 

2:00 
CBS:  St.   Louis  Serenade 
NBC-Blue:  The   Magic   Key  of   RCA 
NBC-Red:    Sunday    Drivers 

2:30 
CBS:  Dramas  of  the  Bible 
NBC-Red:    Thatcher    Colt    mystenet 

3:00 

IBS:  Everybody's  Music 
NBC-Blue:    Broadway 

4:00 
IBS:  Spelling  Bee 
NBC-Blue:  Sunday  Vespers 
NBC-Red:    Romance    Melodies 

4:30 

NBC-Blue:    Fishface,    Figgsbottle 
NBC-Red:  The  World  is  Yours 

4:45 

NBC-Blue:    Modern    Foods   Show 

5:00 

CBS:   Silver  Theater 

MBS:   Singing    Lady 

NBC-Blue:     Metropolitan    Auditions 

NBC -Red:    Marion  Talley 

5:30 
CBS:  Guy   Lombardo 
NBC-Blue:    Smilin'     Ed     McConnell 
NBC-Red:   Slieiia    Barrett 

6:00 

CBS:  Joe  Penner 

NBC-Blue;    Grenadier    Guards    Band 

NBC-Red:  Catholic   Hour 

6:30 

CBS:  Chevrolet  Program 
.MBS:  Tim  and   Irene 
NBC-Red:  A   Tale  of  Today 

7:00 
CBS:   Jeanette   MacDonald 
NBC-Red:    Jack    Benny 

7:30 

CBS:   Phil  Baker 

NBC-Blue:  Ozzte    Nelson 

NBC-Red:  Fireside    Recitals 

7:45 

NBC-Red:   Sunset    Dreams 

8:00 

NBC-Blue:  General  Motors  Sym- 
phony 

NBC-Red:  Don  Ameche.  Edgar  8er. 
gen.  W.  C.  Fields. 

»:00  _ 

CBS:    Ford   Symphony 
JIBS:    Passing    Parade 
NBC-Blue:    Tyrone    Power 
NBC-Red:      Manhattan      Merry-Go- 
Round 

9:30 

M'.C-Blue:    Walter    Winchell 
NBC-Red:    American    Album    of 
Familiar    Music 

9*45 

NBC-Blue:    Irene    Rich 

10:00 
MBS:   Commentator 
NBC-Blue:   Concert 
NBC-Red:    Sunday    Night    Party 

10:30 
MBS      Good    Will    H->ur 

11:00 
CUS:    Press    Radio   News 
NBC-Blue     Judy   and    the    Bunch 
NBC-Red     Orchestra 

II  :30 
Dance   Music 


SUNDAY 


MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY 


By  JOE  PENNER 


Sleep  on  that  problem — and  tomorrow  morning  it  will  be  ironed  out. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Sept.  26 


^/"OU'LL  be  in  plenty  of  trouble  with 
your  listening  today  if  you  don't  re- 
member that  last  night  radio  put  Day- 
light Saving  Time  behind  it  for  an- 
other year  .  .  .  Unless  your  city  was 
one  of  those  which  operated  on  Day- 
light Saving  all  summer,  all  your  ra- 
dio programs  today  come  an  hour  later 
than  you've  been  used  to  hearing  them. 
.  .  .  You'll  probably  be  confused  for  a 
while  today  anyway,  but  don't  worry 
— you'll  soon  get  used  to  it.  .  .  .  The 
new  fall  programs  are  lining  themselves 
up  for  your  premiere  inspection,  with 
four  "firsts"  today.  ...  At  1:30  P.  M., 
you've  your  choice  of  two  new  ones — 
something  called  Smote  Dreams,  with 
The  Dreamer  and  Virginio  Marucci's 
orchestra,    plus    guest   stars,    on    NBC- 


Red;  and  Ted  Weems*  orchestra,  re- 
turning for  another  fall  and  winter  sea- 
son, same  time  on  Mutual.  .  .  .  Marion 
Talley  returns  next,  at  five  o'clock  on 
NBC-Red.  Half-hour  program.  .  .  . 
The  Chevrolet  people  have  a  new  show 
lined  up  for  6:30  this  afternoon  on  CBS, 
but  when  your  Almanac  went  to  press 
nobody  knew  who  would  be  starred  on 
it.  .  .  .  It's  the  last  broadcast  (7:30, 
NBC-Blue)  tonight  for  Werner  Jans- 
sen  and  his  band  on  the  Bakers  Broad- 
cast .  .  .  next  week  Ozzie  Nelson  and 
the  gang  will  be  back.  .  .  .  Don't  you 
want  to  get  in  on  Tim  and  Irene's  prize 
contest?  Find  out  all  about  it  between 
6:30  and  7:00  P.  M.  on  MBS.  .  .  .  It's 
your  chance  to  win  a  beautiful  silver 
fox  fur. 


Marion  Talley,  once 
of  the  Met  Opera, 
returns  to  the  air  this 
afternoon    at    5    P. M 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Oct.  3 


Now  a  star,  Tyrone 
Power  returns  to  the 
radio  which  once 
gave     him     bit     parts. 


"^TTTH  a  loud  bang,  the  1937-38 
radio  season  gets  under  way  to- 
day. You'd  think  a  Presidential  de- 
cree had  been  handed  down  punishing 
a  sponsor  by  cutting  off  his  head 
if  he  dared  to  start  a  radio  series  any 
day  but  Sunday,  October  3.  .  .  .  Here's 
the  list  of  debuts:  Five  o'clock,  the  Sil- 
ver Theater,  on  CBS,  starring  Rosalind 
Russell  in  the  first  act  of  an  original 
four-act  play  called  "First  Love".  .  .  . 
Five  o'clock  on  NBC-Blue,  the  return 
of  the  Metropolitan  Auditions  of  the 
Air  for  their  third  year.  .  .  .  Five 
o'clock  on  Mutual,  Ireene  Wicker,  the 
Singing  Lady,  begins  a  weekly  series 
of  half-hour  song-stories.  This  new 
show  doesn't  affect  her  four-a-week 
series  on  NBC.  .  .  .  Five-thirty  on  NBC- 


blue,  The  Time  of  Your  Lite,  starring 
Sheila  Barrett,  the  mimic,  Joe  Rines' 
orchestra,  and  Graham  MacNamee.  .  .  . 
Six  on  CBS,  Joe  Penner's  back  again 
.  .  .  Seven  on  NBC-Red,  so  are  Jack 
Benny,  Mary  Livingstone  &  Co.  .  .  . 
Seven  on  CBS,  Jeannette  MacDonald 
bows  in  as  a  regular  radio  feature  .  .  . 
Seven-thirty  on  NBC-Blue,  Ozzie  Nel- 
son's back  with  Harriet  Hilliard  and  a 
new  supporting  star,  cartoonist  Feg 
Murray.  .  .  .  Seven-thirty  on  CBS, 
Phil  Baker  returns.  .  .  .  Eight  on  NBC- 
Blue,  likewise  the  General  Motors  sym- 
phony concerts.  .  .  .  Nine  on  NBC- 
Blue,  Tyrone  Power  starts  his  series 
of  half-hour  plays,  replacing  Rippling 
Rhythm,  which  went  off  the  air  last 
week.     Whew! 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Oct.  10 


CPEND  today,  along  with  your  Al- 
manac,  in  listening  to  the  shows 
you  didn't  get  a  chance  to  hear  last 
Sunday  because  you  were  listening  to 
others  at  the  same  time.  ...  If  you're 
a  Joe  Penner  fan,  you're  lucky,  be- 
cause so  far  Joe  hasn't  any  competi- 
tion in  his  six-o'clock  CBS  spot.  .  .  . 
Of  course,  Joe's  lucky,  too.  .  .  .  Little 
known  facts  about  this  famous  duck 
salesman  who  no  longer  sells  ducks. 
.  .  .  He's  the  only  Hungarian-born 
comedian  of  any  prominence  in  this 
country  .  .  .  Real  name  is  Pinter  .  .  . 
He  once  was  a  boy  soprano  in  the  choir 
of  St.  Paul  Cathedral,  Detroit,  and  also 
sang  in  Liberty  Loan  drives  during  the 
World  War.  .  .  .  Like  Milton  Berle,  he 
started    his    career    as    a    comedian    by 


winning  a  Charlie  Chaplin  contest.  .  .  . 
Is  another  Rudy  Vallee  protege  who 
made  good.  ...  Is  married  to  Eleanor 
Mae  Vogt,  who  was  a  dancer  in  Joe's 
first  Broadway  hit.  .  .  .  Birthday  is 
November  11,  Armistice  Day.  .  .  . 
Rosalind  Russell,  who  continues  her 
starring  engagement  on  the  Silver 
Theater  at  5:00  today,  is  a  Water- 
bury,  Conn.,  gal  .  .  .  and  not  English 
at  all,  in  spite  of  her  accent.  .  .  .  She's 
traveled  extensively  in  Europe,  though. 
.  .  .  Isn't  often  seen  around  the  Holly- 
wood night  spots.  .  .  .  Tried  to  get  out 
of  playing  the  part  of  Craig's  Wife  in 
the  movie  of  that  name,  but  couldn't, 
and  did  it  so  well  it  made  her  a  star 
overnight.  .  .  .  Will  be  on  the  air  for 
two  more  Sundays  after  today. 


Hungarian-born  Joe 
Penner  (ne  Pinter)  is 
the  six-o'clock  comedv 
high-light  today  at  6 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Oct.  17 


Sheila  Barrett  brings 
her  acid  wit  to  radio 
today  and  every  Sun- 
day   at    five-thirty. 


\K7HAT  would  an  October  Sunday 
be  without  a  new  show  or  two  to 
add  the  spice  of  variety?  .  .  .  Today 
there  are  two — a  short  one  on  NBC- 
Blue  from  4:45  to  5:00  P.M.,  spon- 
sored by  the  Modern  Food  Process  Co. 
.  .  .  and  a  half-hour  program  on  MBS 
at  10:00  P.M.,  sponsored  by  Commen- 
tator Magazine,  and  described  as  being 
"variety-dramatic."  .  .  .  There  ought  to 
be  a  birthday  party  on  Tim  and  Irene's 
show  on  MBS  tonight  at  6:30,  because 
it's  Irene's  birthday.  .  .  .  Her  maiden 
name  was  Noblette,  but  she  changed 
it  to  Ryan  when  she  married  Tim.  .  .  . 
Prefers  polka  dot  blouses  and  ham- 
burgers with.  .  .  .  High  time  you  were 
listening  to  Sheila  Barrett  in  The  Time 
of  Your  Life  on   NBC-Blue  at  5:30  to- 


day and  every  Sunday.  .  .  .  This  is  the 
first  week-to-week  program  she's  ever 
been  on,  though  she's  made  plenty  of 
guest  appearances.  .  .  .  She's  Broad- 
way's favorite  mimic,  as  well  as  Lon- 
don's, Paris',  and  Chicago's.  .  .  . 
Mostly  she  appears  in  night  clubs,  but 
maybe  she'll  be  in  a  stage  show  this 
winter.  .  .  .  That  was  one  reason  she 
decided  to  sign  up  for  a  regular  radio 
program.  .  .  .  Used  to  mimic  famous 
people  like  Garbo  and  Tallulah  Bank- 
head,  but  has  stopped  doing  it  because 
she  always  made  them  sore.  .  .  .  Writes 
all  her  own  material  and  henceforth 
will  concentrate  on  mimicking  everyday 
types.  .  .  .  Has  turned  down  numerous 
moving  picture  offers  because  she 
wants  just  the  right  part. 


44 


All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 
8:00   A.    M. 

NBC-Blue:   Morning  Devotion' 

NBC-Red:   Good    Morning    Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:    Island   Serenaders 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:30 

NBC-Blue:  William  Meeder 

NBC-Red:    Cheerio 
9:00 

CBS:    Metropolitan   Parade 

NBC-Blue:  Breakfast  Club 

NBC-Red:   Fields  and    Hall 
9:30 

CBS:  Jack  Berch 
9:55 

NBC:  Press  Radio  News 
10:00 

CBS:    Pretty    Kitty    Kelly 

NBC-B!ue:    Mary   Marlin 

NBC-Red:   Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:  Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:    Ma   Perkins 

NBC-Red:  John's  Other  Wife 
10:30 

CBS:    Tony    Wons  _      ., 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
«0:45 

NBC-Blue:   Kitchen  Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:    Today's    Children 
11:00 

NBC-Blue:    The   O'Neills 

NBC-Red:    David  Harum 
11:15 

CBS:     Heinz    Magazine 

NBC-Blue:    Road    of    Life 

NBC-Red:     Backstage    Wife 
11:30 

CBS:    Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:    Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:     How  to   Be   Charming 

• ' :45  .  -,     c.    • 

CBS:    Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 
NBC-Blue:     Edward   MacHugh 

12:00  Noon 
CBS:    Swinging  the   Blues 
MBS:    Journal   of   Living 
NBC-Red:    Girl  Alone 

■2:l5 
CBS:     Edwin    C.    Hill 
NBC-Red:   The    Goldbergs 

CBS     Romance  of  Helen  Tren' 
NBC-Blue:  Farm  and   Home   Hour 
12:45 
CBS:   Our   Gal   Sunday 

1 :0° 
CBS:  Betty  and  Bob 

1:15 
CBS:    Hymns 

I  '30 
CBS:    Arnold    Grimm's    Daughter 
NBC-Blue:  Love  and  Learn 
NBC-Red:  Words  and   Music 

CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and  Loretta 
2:45 

CBS:  Ted  Malone 
6:00 

CBS:  Col.  Jack  Major 

NBC-Red:    Pepper    Young's    Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:    Ma   Perkins 
3*30 

NBC-Blue:   Let's  Talk  it  Over 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 

3*45 
'NBC-Red:    The    O'Neills 

CBS:  Bob  Byron 
NBC-Blue:    Carson    Robison 
NBC-Red:    Lorenzo    Jones 

4*15 
'NBC-Red:  The   Guiding   Light 

'NBC-Red:  Mary  Marlin 
4  "45 
'CBS:   Dr.  Allan   R.   Dafoe 
NBC-Red:   Road  of  Life 

CBS:  Follow  the  Moon 

5*15 

CBS-    Life    of    Mary    Sothern 
NBC-Blue:    Junior    Nurse    Corps 
NBC-Red:    Dari-Dan 

5 '30 
NBC-Blue:    Singing    Lady 
NBC-Red:   Jack  Armstrong 

5 '45 

CBS:  Funny  Things 

NOB-Blue:   Tom    Mix 

NBC-Red:    Little    Orphan    Annie 
6:30  J.      , 

Press    Radio   News 
6:35 

CBS:  Sports   Resume 
6  '45 

NBC-Blue:  Lowell  Thomas 

'CBS:  Poetic   Melodies 
NBC-Blue:    Hughie    Barrett's   Orch. 
NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'  Andy 

'CBS:  Song  Time 

NBC-Red:  Uncle  Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

CBS:  Boake  Carter 
8:00 

CBS:  Alemite   Half   Hour 

NBC-Blue:    Gen.    Hugh    S.    Johnson 

NBC-Red:   Burns  and   Allen 
8:30 

CBS:  Pick  and  Pat 

MBS:  Let's  Visit 

NBC-Blue:    Campana    Program 

NBC-Red:  Voice  of  Firestone 
9:00 

CBS:  Lux  Theater 

NBC-Red:    McGee   and    Molly 
9:30 

NBC-Red:   Hour  of  Charm 
10:00 

CBS:  Wayne   King 

NBC-Blue:    Warden    Lawes 

NBC-Red:   Contented    Program 
10:30 

CBS:    Neck   o'   the   Woods 
11:00 

Oance   Music 
11:30 

MBS:  The  Lone  Ranger 


MONDAY 


MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY 


By  CECIL  B.  DEMILLE 


Your  dreams  won't  come  true  if  they're  all  day-dreams. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Sept.  27 


'"pHE  kid  who  wants  to  go  outdoors 
and  play  from  five  to  six  this  after- 
noon is  just  a  fresh-air  fiend,  that's  all. 
.  .  .  Because  four  of  the  Juvenile  fa- 
vorites are  back  today  after  a  summer 
vacation.  ...  At  5:15,  on  NBC-Blue, 
comes  the  Junior  Nurse  Corps;  fol- 
lowed, at  5:30  on  the  Red,  by  Jack 
Armstrong,  All  American  Boy.  .  .  The 
5:45  quarter-hour  has  a  conflict,  -but 
what  would  radio  be  without  its  con- 
flicts? .  .  .  NBC-Red  has  Little  Orphan 
Annie,  starting  her  seventh  consecutive 
year  on  the  networks,  and  NBC-Blue 
has  Tom  Mix,  who's  not  really  a  new- 
comer either.  .  .  .  The  older  folks  have 
an  old  favorite  returning  and  a  new 
star  making  his  first  appearance  today, 
too.   .   .   .    The  old  favorite   is  Cheerio, 


who  returns  this  morning  at  8:30 — a 
little  too  early  if  you  don't  live  in  the 
eastern  states.  He's  on  NBC-Red  every 
morning  except  Sunday.  .  .  .  And  to- 
night radio  takes  a  deep  breath  and  puts 
Brigadier-General  Hugh  S.  Johnson  to 
work  for  it.  .  .  .  The  General  wouldn't 
sign  a  radio  contract  until  he  was  as- 
sured that  he  could  say  whatever  he 
liked,  without  fear  of  censoring  ...  so 
there's  no  telling  what  will  happen.  .  .  . 
His  schedule's  a  little  complicated: 
Monday  and  Thursday,  8:00  to  8:15; 
Tuesday  and  Wednesday,  10:00  to 
10:15.  ...  All  broadcasts  on  NBC's 
Blue  network,  and  no  broadcast  Friday. 
.  .  .  The  General  is  one  of  the  country's 
most  accomplished  word-slingers,  so 
expect  some   entertaining  listening. 


General  Hugh  S. 
Johnson,  who.  starts  a 
commentating  series 
tonight     over     NBC. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Oct.  4 


Tony  Wons  returns  to 
the  air  today  after  a 
year  of  illness — tune 
in  CBS  at   10:30  A.M. 


JUST  as  yesterday  was  the  great  day 
for  all  the  new  night-time  shows, 
today  fires  the  starting  gun  for  the  day- 
time, five  and  three  broadcasts  a  week, 
programs.  .  .  .  NBC-Blue  has  one  new 
show,  Carson  Robison  and  his  Buck- 
aroos,  today  and  every  Monday,  Wed- 
nesday and  Friday  from  4:00  to  4:15 
P.M.  .  .  .  and  CBS  has  four  new  ar- 
rivals. .  .  .  Tony  Wons,  that  beloved 
radio  figure  of  a  few  years  ago,  comes 
back  on  this  network  at  10:30  A.M. 
for  a  Monday,  Wednesday,  Fr:day 
sponsored  series.  .  .  .  And  you  can  bet 
he  has  his  Scrapbook  with  him.  .  .  .  Dr. 
Allan  R.  Dafoe  is  back  too,  also  Mon- 
day, Wednesday,  Friday,  at  4:45  in 
the  afternoon.  .  .  .  After  Dr.  Dafoe 
comes  Follow  the  Moon,  the  five-a-week 


serial  starring  Elsie  Hitz  and  Nick 
Dawson  which  was  on  the  air  last  year 
— though  on  a  different  network.  .  .  . 
And  Follow  the  Moon  is  followed,  in  its 
turn,  by  a  new  network  serial,  The  Life 
of  Mary  Sothern.  No  stranger  to  people 
in  Cincinnati,  Mary  Sothern  is  just  now 
hitting  the  networks  after  years  of  local 
sponsorship.  .  .  .  Minabelle  Abbott 
plays  Mary,  Jay  Jostyn  plays  Max 
Tilley,  and  Charles  Seel  plays  Daddy 
Stratford.  .  .  .  This  too  is  a  five-a-week 
serial  ....  For  sports  addicts,  CBS 
has  the  Women's  Amateur  Golf  Tour- 
nament, from  Memphis,  Tennessee.  .  .  . 
It's  scheduled  to  continue  for  the  next 
two  days.  .  .  .  And  don't  forget  Uncle 
Ezra,  on  NBC-Blue  at  7:15. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Oct.  11 


(~\  NE  lone  newcomer  to  the  radio 
^^  parade  today :  a  program  spon- 
sored by  Campana,  the  same  firm  re- 
sponsible for  the  First  Nighter,  which 
bows  in  on  the  Blue  network  of  NBC  at 
8:30  P.M.  ...  At  nine  tonight  you 
have  another  chance  to  listen  to  Fibber 
MeGee  and  Molly  and  their  crew  of 
comedians,  who  are  mostly  McGee  and 
Molly  under  different  names.  .  .  .  For 
instance,  Mort  Toops,  who  always 
laughs  his  own  jokes  to  death,  is  none 
other  than  Jim  (Fibber)  Jordan.  .  .  . 
Jim  is  qualified  to  discuss  that  old  leg- 
end about  the  rainy  afternoons  in  Peo- 
ria. .  .  .  He  was  born  there.  .  .  .  Com- 
ing from  the  Corn  Belt,  it's  natural 
that  he  wants  to  retire  some  day  and 
settle  down  to  the   life  of  a   gentleman 


farmer.  .  .  .  He's  the  first  Jordan  in 
three  generations  who  hasn't  been  a 
farmer.  .  .  .  Was  in  the  Army  during 
the  War,  but  never  saw  the  front.  .  .  . 
When  he  arrived  in  France  he  was 
taken  sick  and  sent  to  the  hospital.  .  .  . 
On  recovery  was  detailed  to  a  troupe 
whose  business  it  was  to  entertain  the 
soldiers  and  keep  up  their  morale.  .  .  . 
Jim  and  his  good  wife  Marion,  who  is 
Molly,  are  both  avid  mystery-story 
fans.  .  .  .  They  read  them  in  the  inter- 
vals of  broadcasting  and  taking  care  of 
their  two  children,  Kathryn  and  James, 
Jr.  .  .  .  After  you've  listened  to  Fib- 
ber and  Molly,  don't  forget  to  leave  the 
radio  tuned  to  the  same  station  for  the 
Hour  of  Charm  girl  orchestra,  directed 
by  Phil  Spitalny. 


Hah!  It's  Mort  Toops, 
who's  really  Fibber 
McGee,  playing  an- 
other part  on  his  show. 


iff       « 

i 


Twenty  Thousand 
Years  in  Sing  Sing, 
and  Warden  Lawes, 
return    at    10    tonight. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Oct.  18 


13ACK  for  another  year:  Warden 
Lewis  E.  Lawes,  tonight  on  NBC- 
Blue  at  10:00.  .  .  .  The  Warden  has  a 
new  batch  of  crime  stories  for  your  en- 
tertainment— and  if  they  all  point  a 
moral,  that's  so  much  the  better.  .  .  . 
Warden  Lawes  is  a  quiet,  soft-spoken 
gentleman,  not  at  all  like  the  movies' 
idea  of  a  prison  governor.  .  .  .  Lives  in 
a  big  house  atop  the  hill  above  Sing 
Sing  prison,  where  he  can  almost  look 
down  into  the  prison  yard.  .  .  .  Wrote 
a  play  about  convict  life,  which  was 
produced  in  New  York  last  winter.  .  .  . 
But  the  critics  didn't  like  it.  .  .  .  There 
are  a  couple  of  time  changes  you  ought 
to  notice,  if  you  haven't  done  so  al- 
ready: NBC's  Farm  and  Home  Hour 
is  being  broadcast  these  days  at  12:30, 


E.S.T.,  instead  of  1:30.  .  .  .  and  The 
Guiding  Light  is  on  the  air  at  4:15, 
NBC-Red.  .  .  .  Personal  Column  has 
been  replaced  by  Road  of  Life — NBC- 
Red  at  4:45.  .  .  .  Your  Almanac  spe- 
cially recommends  for  Monday  lis- 
teners: Col.  Jack  Major,  3:00  P.M., 
CBS;  Carson  Robison  and  his  Bucka- 
roos,  4:00  P.M.,  NBC-Blue;  Funny 
Things,  5:45,  CBS;  Boake  Carter, 
7:45,  CBS;  Burns  and  Allen,  8:00, 
NBC-Red;  and  the  Lux  Theater,  9:00, 
CBS.  .  .  .  There's  also  Carl  Carmer 
and  his  fascinating  folklore  on  CBS  at 
10:30.  .  .  ,  Carmer  ought  to  be  a  de- 
tective ...  he  finds  out  so  many  amaz- 
ing things  about  these  United  States — 
and  tells  them  in  such  an  entertaining 
way. 

45 


All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 
8:00  A.   M. 

N'BC-Blue-   Morning   Devotions 

NBC-Red;    GooJ    IVUriiirm    Melodies 
8:15 

N'BC-Blue:   Dick   Leibert 

NBC-Red      lUalvnlm    Glairs 
8:30 

NBC-Red:    Cheerio 
9:00 

CBS:    Dear   Columbia 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:  Fields  and  Hal! 
9:30 

CBS:  Richard  Maxwell 

JIBS:     Journal    of    Living 
10:00 

CBS:    Pretty    Kitty    Kelly 

NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marlin 

NBC-Red:    Mrs.    Wings 
10:15 

CBS:  Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:      Ma    Perkins 

NBC-Red:    John's    Other    Wife 
10:30 

NBC-Blue:   Pepper   Young's   Family 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
10:45 

NBC-Blue:     Kitchen    Cavalcade 

NBC-Red;   Todays  Children 
11:00 

CBS:  Mary  Lee  Taylor 

NBC-Blue:  The  O'Neills 

NBC-Red:  David  Harum 
11:15 

<BS:     Heinz    Magazine 

NBC-Blue:    Road  of  Life 

NBC-Red:      Backstage    Wife 
11:30 

CBS:   Big   Sister 

XBC-Blue:  Vic  and   Sade 

NBC-Red:  Mystery  Chef 
11:45 

(BS:  Aunt  Jenny's   Life  Stories 

MBS:    Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward   MacHuQh 

NBC-Red:  Hi   Boys 
12:00  Noon 

NBC-Red:  Girl  Alone 
I2;I5  P.  M. 

CRS:  Edwin  C.   Hill 

NBC-Red:  The  Goldbergs 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance   of    Helen    Tren« 

NBC-Blue:    Farm    and    Home    Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:  Betty  and  Bob 
1:15 

CBS:    Hymns 
1 :30 

CBS:    Arnold    Grimm's    Daughter 

NBC-Blue:    Love   and    Learn 

NBC-Red:   Words  and    Music 
1:45 

CBS:    Hollywood    in    Person 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and  Loretta 
2:30 

CBS:  Dalton  Brothers 

NBC-Blue:  Music  Guild 

NBC-Red:   It's  a   Woman's   World 
2:45 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 

MBS:    Beatrrce    Fairfax 
3:00 

CBS:   Theater    Matinee 

NBC -Blue:    Airbreaks 

NBC-Red:   Pepper   Young's   Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:   Ma  Perkins 
S:30 

CBS:  Concert  Hall 

NBC-Red:   Vic  and   Sade 
3.45 

NBC-Blue:    Have   You    Heard 

NBC-Red:   The    O'Neills 

CBS:  Bob  Byron 

NBC-Blue:  Club  Matinee 

NBC-Red:  Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:  The   Guiding   Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:  Mary   Mariin 

NBC-Red:    Road  of  Lifo 
5:00 

CBS:  Follow  the   Moon 
5:15 

CBS:  Life  of  Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Junior    Nurse    Ccrps 

5  "30 

NBC-Blue:  Singing  Lady 

NBC-Red:    Jack  Armstrong 
8.45  ,     _ 

CBS:  Children's  Corner 

NBC-Blue:    Tom    Mi» 

NBC-Bed;   Little  Orphan  Annie 

Press-Radio  News 

CBS:  Sports  Resume 

6*45 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell    Thomas 

7:00  .      ...  j. 

CBS-  Poetic  Melodies 
NBC-Blue:  Easy  Aces 
NBC-Bed:   Amos   V   Andy 

CBS:  Song  Time 
NBC-Red:    Vocal    Varieties 

7  '30 

CBS:  Helen  Menken 
NBC-Blue:    Lum   and   Abner 

8:c°BS:  Mark  Warnow 

NBC-Blue:   Husbands  and   Wives 
NBC-Red:  Johnny   Presents 

8:C°BS:    Al   J olson 

NBC-Blue:    Edgar   A     Guest 

NBC-Red:   Wayne    King 
9:00 

CBS:  Al  Pearce 

NBC-Blue:    Ben    Bornlo 

NBC-Red:   Vox   Pop — Parks   Johnson 
9 :30 

CBS:    Jack    Oakle 

NBC-BUie:    Grand    Central    Station 

NBC-Red:    Lanny    Ross 

CBS:  Your  Unseen  Friend 

NBC-Blue:   Gen.    Hugh    S     Johnson 
10:30 

NBC-Blue:    Past    Masters 

NBC-Red:  Jimmie  Fidler 
10:45 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 


TUESDAY 


MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY 


By  MARK  WARNOW 


People  will  read  anything,  except  the  handwriting  on  the  wall. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Sept.  28 


■HpODAY  the  Camel  show  swings  back 
into  its  winter  set-up  .  .  .  Expands 
itself  to  a  full  hour.  .  .  .  Adds  Jack 
Oakie  and  the  faculty  and  student- 
body  of  Oakie-Dokey  College.  .  .  .  Said 
faculty  includes  Georgie  Stoll's  orches- 
tra, Meyer  Alexander's  Swing  Chorus, 
and  various  and  sundry  guest  professors 
and  visiting  alumni.  .  .  .  Behind  the 
scenes  is  George  Marion,  Jr.,  big-shot 
screen  scenarist,  who  is  doing  the  writ- 
ing for  the  program,  and  it  ought  to  be 
very,  very  good.  .  .  .  Benny  Goodman, 
back  in  New  York  after  a  summer  in 
Hollywood  and  on  the  road,  contributes 
his  usual  scholarly  discussion  of  Suh- 
wing  music.  ...  AH  at  9:30,  E.S.T.,  on 
the  CBS  hookup.  .  .  .  Another  guy  who 
has  just   retutrned   to   New   York   after 


spending  the  hot  months  batting  around 
the  country  is  Al  Pearce.  .  .  .  His  spon- 
sors had  Al  and  the  bunch  on  tour, 
whipping  up  friendly  relations  with 
Ford  dealers — they  hope-a-hope-ahope. 
.  .  .  First  program  from  New  York  is 
on  CBS  tonight  at  9:00,  just  preceding 
the  Oakie-Goodman  session.  .  .  .  There's 
a  brand-new  show  making  its  bow  to- 
night, too — Grand  Central  Station  on 
NBC-Blue.  .  .  .  Jr's  ;'usr  bad  luck  that 
it's  on  at  the  same  time  as  Jack  Oakie 
— 9:30  to  10:30  .  .  .  You'll  have  to 
take  your  pick.  .  .  .  Grand  Central  Sta- 
tion's setting  is  New  York  City's  great 
railway  terminal,  and  each  week's  play 
goes  behind  the  scenes  of  the  dramas 
enacted  there,  into  the  lives  of  the 
people  involved. 


President  Jack  Oakie 
of  Oakie-Dokey  Col- 
lege dons  cap  and 
gown  for  a  new  term. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Oct.  5 


Rosaline  Green  takes 
leading  -feminine  roles 
in  the  Grand  Central 
Station  sketches,  NBC. 


TF  you  want  it,  you  can  have  some 
more  golf  today.  .  .  .  CBS  is  in  the 
second  day  of  broadcasting  the  Wo- 
men's Amateur  Golf  championship 
rounds  at  Memphis,  Tennessee.  .  .  . 
Better  listen  today,  because  tomorrow, 
when  the  World's  Series  begins,  you're 
going  to  be  too  busy  listening  to  it, 
.  .  .  Tonight  two  of  the  biggest  of  big- 
name  bands  go  into  new  dance  spots, 
and  radio  does  its  duty  by  bringing 
you  the  festivities.  .  .  .  Glen  Gray  and 
the  Casa  Loma  boys  go  into  the  Hotel 
New  Yorker,  with  an  NBC  wire  to  your 
living-room.  .  .  .  And  Jimmy  Dorsey 
goes  into  the  Congress  Hotel  in  Chi- 
cago. .  .  .  Jimmy  favors  a  CBS  remote 
control  arrangement.  .  .  .  No  space  last 
Tuesday  to   tell   you  about  the  cast  of 


that  new  Grand  Central  Station  show, 
9:30  on  NBC-Blue.  .  .  .  Rosaline 
Greene  and  Ned  Wever  are  playing 
leading  roles  in  the  weekly  sketches, 
supported  by  Clayton  Collyer,  Erik 
Rolf,  John  Brown  and  Charles  Cantorp 
all  well  known  for  swell  work  in  other 
shows,  in  important  parts.  .  .  .  Rosa- 
line, you  know,  is  also  the  announcer 
for  the  Hour  of  Charm  Monday  nights, 
and  was  Mrs.  Roosevelt's  announcer 
when  the  First  Lady  was  on  the  air.  .  .  . 
Was  also  the  first  woman  to  write,  pro- 
duce, direct,  and  act  in  a  half-hour  ra- 
dio show.  .  .  .  Until  recently,  Ned 
Wever  was  Irene  Rich's  leading  man. 
.  .  .  Tall  and  dark,  he  writes  songs  for 
a  hobby.  .  .  .  "Trouble  In  Paradise" 
was  one  of  his  hit  tunes. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Oct.  12 


TT'S  Columbus  Day.  .  .  .  Not  a  holi- 
day  exactly,  but  the  networks  will 
be  taking  notice  of  it  just  the  same.  .  .  . 
Did  you  know  that :  This  is  not  Christo- 
pher Columbus'  birthday,  but  the  day 
he  sighted  land  in  the  New  World? 
Nobody  knows  just  when  he  was  born, 
except  that  it  was  between  August  26 
and  October  31,  1451.  .  .  .  That  Co- 
lumbus probably  wasn't  really  looking 
for  India  when  he  started  sailing  west- 
ward? His  agreement  with  the  Spanish 
rulers  didn't  say  a  word  about  India  .  .  . 
just  mentioned  "certain  islands  in  the 
sea  of  which  Columbus  knew."  .  .  . 
Apparently  he  didn't,  because  when 
he  landed  on  an  island  the  natives 
called  Guanahani  on  October  12,  1492, 
he  didn't  know  what  it  was,  and  finally 


decided  it  was  part  of  Asia.  .  .  .  He 
called  this  island  San  Salvador,  and 
authorities  today  are  still  squabbling 
over  what  island  it  was.  .  .  .  Tonight's 
the  night  to  listen  to  Helen  Menken 
in  Second  Husband,  CBS  at  7:30.  .  .  . 
Joseph  Curtin,  who  plays  Grant  Cum- 
mings,  the  title  role  in  this  serial,  was 
born  in  Cambridge,  Massachusetts, 
July  29,  1910.  .  .  .  Did  directing  and 
acting  in  the  Lobero  Theater  in 
Santa  Barbara,  California.  .  .  .  Was 
with  Maude  Adams  and  Otis  Skinner 
in  "The  Merchant  of  Venice".  .  .  . 
Came  to  radio  in  1934  to  play  in 
Roses  and  Drums.  .  .  .  Has  blue  eyes, 
dark  brown  hair  and  a  fair  complexion. 
....  Owns  two  Welsh  terriers,  named 
Jonsie  and  Walk-up. 


Joseph  Curtin  is  lead- 
ing man  for  Helen  Men- 
ken Tonight  at  7:30  in 
Second  Husband  show. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Oct.  19 


Elsie  Hitz  plays  Jean 
Page  in  CBS'  five-a- 
week  serial,  Follow  the 
Moon,     at     5:00     P.M. 


VOUR  diallights  for  the  day:  Heinz 
*■  Magazine,  11:15  A.M.,  CBS;  Farm 
and  Home  Hour,  12:30  P.M.,  NBC- 
Blue:  Dalton  Brothers,  2:30,  CBS;  Pep- 
per Young's  Family,  3:00,  NBC-Red 
(also  10:30  A.M.,  NBC-Blue);  the 
Concert  Hall,  3:30,  CBS;  Follow  the 
Moon,  5:00,  CBS;  the  Singing  Lady, 
5:30,  NBC-Blue;  Lowell  Thomas,  6:45, 
NBC-Blue;  Easy  Aces,  7:00,  NBC- 
Blue:  Al  Jolson,  Parkyakarkus,  and 
Martha  Raye,  with  a  guest  star,  8:30, 
CBS;  Lanny  Ross,  Charlie  Butter- 
worth,  and  Florence  George,  9:30, 
NBC-Red;  and  for  a  rousing,  stimulat- 
ing night-cap.  General  Hugh  S.  John- 
son, 10:00,  NBC-Blue.  .  .  .  About  time 
you  were  being  told  something  about 
the    stars    of    Follow    the    Moon.    .    .    . 


Elsie  Hitz,  who  plays  Jean  Page,  is  a 
Cleveland  gal,  and  has  been  on  the 
stage  since  she  was  fourteen,  on  the 
air  since  1927.  .  .  .  You  remember  her 
best  as  Gale  Page  in  Dangerous  Para- 
dise. .  .  .  For  a  long  time  has  ap- 
peared almost  exclusively  on  the  air 
with  Nick  Dawson,  who  is  Clay  Ban- 
nister in  Follow  the  Moon.  .  .  .  Nick 
began  his  radio  career  as  an  executive 
in  the  business  end  of  the  field,  was 
drafted  into  acting  because  his  voice 
was  exactly  what  was  needed  in  a  series 
of  sketches.  .  .  .  Was  in  the  war.  .  .  . 
Got  in  the  army  by  disguising  an  ap- 
pendix scar  with  grease-paint.  .  .  . 
Was  wounded  by  shrapnel  and  today 
the  roof  of  his  mouth  is  built  on  a  sil- 
ver plate. 


46 


Island  Serenaders 
Malcolm  Claire 


William 
Cheerio 


Meeder 


Breakfast   Club 
Fields   and    Hall 


All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 
8:00  A.   M. 

NBC-Blue:  Morning  Devotions 

NBC-Red:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue: 

NBC-Red: 
8:30 

NBC-Blue: 

NBC-Red: 
9:00 

NBC-Blue: 

NBC-Red: 
9:30 

CBS:  Jack  Berch 
10:00 

CBS:    Pretty    Kitty    Kelly 

NBC-Blue:  Mary  Marlin 

NBC-ited:   Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:    Myrt  and    Marge 

NBC-Blue:  Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Red:  John's  Other  Wife 
10:30 

CBS:   Tony   Wons 

NBC-Blue:  Pepper  Young's  Family 

NBC-Red:  Just   Plain   Bill 
10:45 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen   Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Today's  Children 
11:00 

CBS:   Heinz   Magazine 

NBC-Blue:  The  O'Neills 

NBC-Red:   David   Harum 
11:15 

NBC-Red:    Road   of   Life 

NBC-Red:   Backstage   Wife 
11:30 

CBS:   Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:    Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:   How  to  Be  Charming 
11:45 

CBS:   Aunt   Jenny's   Life   Stone* 

MBS:   Myra  Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:   Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:    Hello   Peggy 
12:00  Noon 

CBS:  Cheri;  Three  Notes 

MBS:     Journal    of    Living 

NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15 

CBS:  Edwin  C.  Hill 

NBC-Red:  The  Goldbergs 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance   of   Helen   Trent 

NBC-Blue:    Farm   and    Home    Hour 
12:45 

CBS:    Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and  Bob 
1:15 

CBS:  Betty  Crocker 

'OBS:    Arnold    Grimm's    Daughter 
NBC-Red:  Words  and   Music 
NBC-Blue:    Love   and    Learn 

CBS:  Hollywood  in  Person 
2:00 

CBS:   Kathryn   Cravens 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and  Loretta 
2:45 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 

MBS:    Beatrice    Fairfax 

NBC-Blue:    Peggy   Wood 

'CBS:  Manhattan  Matinee 

NBC-Red:    Pepper    Youngs    Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:  Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:  Current  Questions 

NBC-Red:   Vic  and  Sade 
3*45 

-CBS:  Concert   Hall 

NBC-Red:     The    O'Neills 

NBC-Blue:  Carson   Robison 
NBC-Red:  Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 
NBC-Red:  The   Guiding   Light 

NBC-Red:   Mary   Marlin 
4*45 

'NBC-Blue:    Road   of   Life 

CBS:  Dr.  Allan   R.    Dafoe 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the   Moon 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of  Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Junior    Nurse    Corps 

NBC-Red:   Dari-Dan 
5:30 

NBC-Blue:   Singing    Lady 

NBC-Ked:   Jack  Armstrong 
5:45 

CBS:  Funny  Things 

NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little  Orphan  Annie 
6:00 

NBC-Red:  Allen   Prescott 
6:30 

Press- Radio   News 
6:35 

CBS:  Sports  Resume 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:  Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic   Melodies 

NBC-Blue:  Easy  Aces 

NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'  Andy 
7:15 

CBS:  Song  Time 

NBC-Red:   Uncle   Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:       Lum    and    Abner 
7:45 

CBS:      Boake   Carter 
8:00 

CBS:     Cavalcade    of    America 

NBC-Ked:      One    Man's    Family 
8:30 

CBS:    Eddie    Cantor 

MBS:  Ed  Fitzgerald 

NBC-Blue:    Sidney    Skolsky 

NBC-Red:      Wayne     King 
9:00 

CBS:  Andre   Kostelanctz 

NBC-Blue:    String    Symphony 

NBC-Red:     Town    Hall    Tonight 
9:30 

CBS:     Beauty    Box   Theatre 
10:00 

CBS:     Gang    Busters.    Phillips   Lord 

NBC-Blue:  Gen  Hugh  S.  Johnson 

NBC-Red:    Your  Hit  Parade 
11:00 

Dance   Music 
11:30 

MBS:  The  Lone  Ranger 


WEDNESDAY 


MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY 


By  EDDIE  CANTOR 


A  hunch  is  like  a  piano — no  good  unless  you  know  how  to  piay  it. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Sept.  29 


QONSIDERATE-LIKE,  Eddie  Can- 
tor is  doing  something  tonight  for 
the  benefit  of  everybody  who  likes 
Charlie  McCarthy  and  W.  C.  Fields 
as  well  as  they  do  Eddie  himself.  .  .  . 
Instead  of  staying  on  Sunday  nights  at 
the  same  time  as  the  McCarthy-Fields- 
Ameche-Eddy  combine,  Eddie  has 
taken  over  a  new  time,  tonight  and 
every  Wednesday  at  8:30,  on  CBS. 
.  .  .  And  tonight  he  gives  his  first  pro- 
gram in  the  new  spot,  after  a  two-week 
absence  from  the  air.  .  .  .  Your  Al- 
manac welcomes  Eddie  back,  thanks 
him  for  his  courtesy  and  good  judg- 
ment in  changing  his  air  time,  and  ex- 
pects you  all  to  do  the  same.  .  .  . 
Deanna  Durbin,  Pinky  Tomlin,  Say- 
more     Saymoore,     Jimmy    Wallington, 


and  Jacques  Renard  and   his  orchestra 

are  all  with  Eddie  on  the  show Only 

Bobbie  Breen  is  missing.  .  .  .  Bobbie  is 
busy  with  pictures  and  personal-appear- 
ances, but  your  Almanac  is  iaying  bets 
he'll  be  back  on  the  air.  probably  in  a 
program  of  his  own,  before  so  very  long 
.  .  .  Andre  Kostelanetz'  Chesterfield 
show  starts  on  its  new  "winter  set-up  to- 
night at  9 :  00  over  CBS.  .  .  .  Each  week 
Kosty  will  have  a  different  guest  star, 
starting  tonight  with  John  Charles 
Thomas.  .  .  .  The  maestro  promises  some 
new  and  startling  musical  arrangements 
for  the  future,  too.  .  .  .  He  won't  keep 
his  orchestra  always  the  same  size,  but 
will  enlarge  it  or  reduce  it  according  to 
the  evening's  program.  .  .  .  He'll  offer 
both  popular  and  classical  music. 


Eddie  Cantor  starts 
his  Wednesday-night 
series  of  comedy  pro- 
grams   this    evening. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday.  Oct.  6 


With  Cantor  tonight, 
Deanna  Durbin  is  also 
the  star  of  another 
smash    movie    success. 


TF  you're  a  baseball  fan  and  there's  a 
radio  anywhere  near,  your  boss 
isn't  going  to  get  much  work  out  of 
you  today,  because  the  World's  Series 
begins  and  NBC  and  CBS  are  both  on 
hand  to  tell  you  about  it.  .  .  .  Those 
knots  of  people  on  the  street,  grouped 
around  taxicabs  haven't  been  attracted 
there  by  an  accident;  they're  just  lis- 
tening to  the  radio.  .  .  .  Somewhere,  in 
spite  of  the  baseball  interest,  CBS  is 
still  planning  on  sandwiching  in  an  ac- 
count of  the  third  and  last  day's  play 
in  the  Women's  Amateur  Golf  tourna- 
ment in  Memphis.  .  .  .  Your  Almanac 
certainly  doeesn't  know  where  or 
when  they'll  do  it.  .  .  .  Somebody 
realized,  not  .  long  ago,  that  there 
wasn't    a    single    Hollywood    gossip-col- 


umnist on  the  air  Wednesday  nights, 
so  tonight  at  8:30  some  new  sponsors 
are  rushing  in  to  remedy  the  error.  .  .  . 
Sidney  Skolsky  is  their  choice  for 
gossiper-extraordinary.  .  .  .  Sid  is  an 
old  newspaper  hand,  but  this  is  his  ini- 
tial try  at  air  work.  .  .  .  NBC-Blue  is 
the  network,  if  you  must  have  your  in- 
formation about  the  latest  deeds  and 
misdeeds  of  the  movie-ites.  .  .  .  One 
movie-ite  who  got  her  start  in  radio 
and  is  on  the  air  tonight  has  just  done 
a  very  good  deed  indeed.  .  .  .  She's 
Deanna  Durbin,  with  Eddie  Cantor  at 
8:30  on  CBS,  and  the  good  deed  is  her 
work  in  "One  Hundred  Men  and  a 
Girl."  .  .  .  Kostelanetz'  guest  star  to- 
night is  Jose   Iturbi. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday  Oct.  13 


HpODAY  and  Friday  are  the  only  two 
days  of  the  week  you  can  hear  one 
of  the  new  serials.  .  .  .  Called  Hello 
Peggy,  it's  on  at  11:45  A.  M.  on  the 
NBC  Red  network.  .  .  ,  Each  episode 
is  about  the  same  characters,  but  tells 
a  complete  story  in  itself.  .  .  .  Eunice 
Howard  and  Alan  Bunce  are  the  two 
leading  characters,  playing  Peggy  and 
Ted  Hopkins,  and  Jackie  Kelk  and 
Andy  Donnelly  play  a  couple  of  ram- 
bunctious hotel  bellboys.  .  .  .  Eunice 
is  a  striking  blonde.  .  .  .  Likes  solitary 
hikes,  milk,  and  salads.  .  .  .  Alan  used 
to  be  a  prominent  stage  actor,  but  now 
devotes  most  of  his  time  to  radio.  .  .  . 
You've  heard  him  in  Pepper  Young's 
Family,  John's  Other  Wife,  David 
Harum,     the    True     Story    Court,    and 


Personal  Column  of  the  Air.  .  .  .  For 
some  reason  or  other,  he  specializes  in 
playing  romantic  young  doctors  on  the 
air.  .  .  .  Whenever  there's  such  a  part 
going,  Alan's  sure  to  be .  called  for  it. 
.  .  .  Has  brown  eyes  and  red-brown 
hair.  ...  Is  married  to  Ruth  Nugent, 
daughter  of  the  veteran  actor,  J.  C. 
Nugent,  and  once  toured  with  her  in 
Australia  and  New  Zealand.  .  .  . 
Don't  forget  Walter  O'Keefe  and  Town 
Hall  Tonight  at  9:00  o'clock  on  NBC- 
Red.  ...  Walter  will  have  more  "drama- 
teurs".  ...  At  9:30,  if  you're  in  the 
mood  for  singing,  switch  to  CBS  and 
Jessica  Dragonette.  .  .  .  The  guest 
star  tonight  on  the  Chesterfield  show, 
9:00  on  CBS,  is  an  old  air  favorite — 
Nino  Martini. 


Eunice  Howard  plays 
a  switchboard  girl  In 
the  two-times-a-week 
serial,     Hello     Peggy. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Oct.  20 


mm     l 

Dark-eyed  Fran  Carlon 
plays  important  parts 
in  two  of  your  favor- 
ite   daytivne    serials. 


t_JAVE  you  read  the  story  on  page 
11  in  which  Dale  Carnegie  tells 
you  how  radio  can  help  you  win  friends 
and  influence  people?  ...  If  you 
haven't,  read  it  now.  .  .  .  Then  let 
your  Almanac  help  you  to  pick  out  the 
programs  to  practice  on,  and  make  it 
a  Dale  Carnegie  day.  .  .  .  As  a  starter, 
if  you're  a  woman,  listen  to  Kitchen 
Cavalcade,  NBC-Blue  at  10:45  A.M. 
.  .  .  That'll  help  you  win  the  friend- 
ship of  your  husband,  if  nothing  else. 
.  .  .  And  here  are  others  that'll  help 
you  put  Mr.  Carnegie's  advice  into 
practice:  Edwin  C.  Hill,  CBS,  12:15. 
.  .  .  Farm  and  Home  Hour,  NBC-Blue, 
12:30.  .  .  .  Kathryn  Cravens,  CBS, 
2:00.  .  .  .  Peggy  Wood  Calling,  NBC- 
Blue,    2:45.    .    .    .     Current    Questions, 


CBS,  3:30.  .  .  .  Sports  resume,  CBS, 
6:35.  .  .  .  Lowell  Thomas,  NBC-Blue, 
6:45.  .  .  .  Cavalcade  of  America,  CBS, 
8:00.  .  .  .  Frank  Black's  String  Sym- 
phony, NBC-Blue,  9:00.  .  .  .  General 
Hugh  Johnson,  NBC-Blue,  10:00.  .  .  . 
Alistair  Cooke,  NBC-Red,  10:45.  .  .  . 
There's  plenty  of  food  for  thought  in 
that  lineup  to  keep  you  busy  for  a 
day.  ...  If  you've  taken  time  out 
from  these  programs,  some  of  which 
are  pretty  weighty,  for  listening  to  two 
of  your  favorite  serials,  you've  prob- 
ably heard  Fran  Carlon.  .  .  .  She's 
Bunny  Mitchell  in  The  Story  of  Mary 
Marlin,  NBC-Blue  at  10:00  A.M.  and 
NBC-Red  at  4:30  P.M.  .  .  .  and  also 
the  English  Eileen  Moran  in  Today's 
Children,  NBC-Red  at  10:45  A.M. 

47 


All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 

8:00   A.   M. 

NBC-Blue:    Morning    Devotions 

NBC-Red:  Good  Morning  Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:    Dick   Leibert 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:30 

NBC-Red:    Cheerio 
8:00 

CBS:  Music  in  the  Air 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:   Fields  and   Hall 
(1:30 

MBS:     Journal    of    Living 
10:00 

CBS:    Pretty    Kitty    Kelly 

NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marlin 

NBC-Red:   Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:    Ma    Perkins 

NBC-Red:    John's    Other    Wife 
10:30 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
10:45 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:    Today's    Children 
11:00 

CBS:   Mary  Lee  Taylor 

NBC-Blue:   The   O'Neills 

NBC-Red;   David   Harum 
11:15 

CBS:      Heinz     Magazine 

NBC-Blue:     Road    of    Life 

NBC-Red:    Backstage   Wife 
11:30 

CBS:    Big   Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 
11:45 

CBS:   Aunt   Jenny's    Life   Stories 

MBS:    Myra    Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugn 

NBC-Red:   Hi   Boys 
12:00   Noon 

CBS:   Merrymakers 

NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15  P.   M. 

CBS:   Edwin  C.    Hill 

NBC-Red:   The    Goldbergs 
12:30 

CBS:     Romance    of    Helen    Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home  Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our   Gal   Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:  Hymns: 

I  :30 

CBS:    Arnold    Grimm's    Daughter 

NBC-Blue:    Love   and    Learn 

NBC-Red;  Words  and   Music 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and   Loretta 
2:45 

CBS:    Ted     Malone 

MBS:    Beatrice    Fairfax 

NBC-Blue:   Peggy  Wood 
3:00 

CBS:   Theater    Matinee 

NBC-Blue:  NBC   Light  Opera 

NBC-Red.   Pepper   Young's   Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:  Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

NBC-Red:   Vic  and   Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:    Howells  and   Wright 

NBC-Blue.    Ctub    Matinee 

NBC-Red:   Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

CBS:    Novelteers 

NBC-Red:   The   Guiding   Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:    Mary   Mariin 
4:45 

NBC-Red:    Road   of    Life 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the  Moon 
5:15 

CBS:  Life  of  Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Junior    Nurse    Corps 

NBC-Red:    Turn    Back   the   Cock 
5:30 

CBS:    Elsie  Thompson 

NBC-Blue;    Singing    Lady 

NBC-Red:    Jack   Armstrong 
5:45 

CBS:   Children's  Corner 

NBC-Blue:    Tom    Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little  Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

Press-Radio   News 
6:35 

CBS:  Football  Scores 
6:45 

CBS:  George   Hall's  Orch. 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell   Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic    Melodies 

NBC-Blue:    Easy   Aces 

NBC-Red:   Amos ■  V    Andy 
7:15 

CBS:   Song   Time 

NBC-Red:    Vocal    Varieties 
7:30 

CBS:    We,    The    People 

NBC-Blue:     Lum     and     Abner 
7:45 

NBC-Blue:   Cabin   In  the   Cotton 
8-00 

CBS:   Kate  Smith 

NBC-Blue:   Gen   Hugh  S     lohnson 

NBC-Red:    Rudy    Valtee 
9:00 

CBS:    Major    Bow^s    Amateurs 

NBC-Red:   Show   Boat 
9:30 

NBC-Blue:    Helen  Triubel 
10:00 

CBS:    Floyd    Gibbons 

MBS:  Witch's  Taie 

NBC-Red:    Kraft    Music    Hall 
10:30 

CBS:    March    of   Trme 

NBC-Blue'    Piccadilly    Music    Hall 

I I  :05 

CBS:   Dance   Music 
NBC-Blue:    Dance    Music 
NBC-Red:   John   B     Kennedy 
11:15 
Dance   Music 


THURSDAY 


MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY 


By  BOB  BURNS 


Walking  on  the  beaten  path  is  good  if  you  don't  mind  crowds. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Sept.  30 


*"PHE  big  news  of  the  day  is  that 
Kate's  back.  .  .  .  The  friendly  Miss 
Smith  is  once  more  on  the  air  at  her 
old  time,  8:00,  on  her  old  network, 
CBS,  but  with  a  new  sponsor.  .  .  . 
Jack  Miller's  orchestra,  Ted  Collins, 
and  Henrty  Youngman  are  all  on  the 
show  with  her,  plus  assorted  guests 
and  special  attractions.  .  .  .  Kate's 
been  vacationing  all  summer,  and 
ought  to  be  in  fine  fettle  for  another 
winter  of  entertaining.  .  .  .  You  prob- 
ably thought  you  knew  all  about  Kate, 
but  did  you  know  that  she  was  chris- 
tened Kathryn  Elizabeth,  or  that  she 
studied  to  be  a  nurse?  .  .  .  That  she 
has  been  inducted  into  the  Winnebago 
tribe  of  the  Sioux  Indians,  and  chris- 
tened by  them   "Hom'b-o-goo-win-ga?" 


.  .  .  Which  means  "Glory  of  the 
Morn."  .  .  .  Her  exact  weight  is  235 
pounds.  .  .  .  Has  never  been  in  an 
airplane  and  never  intends  to  set  foot 
in  one.  ...  If  she  can't  get  where  she 
wants  to  go  by  train,  she  stays  home. 
.  .  .  Wears  silver -rimmed  specs  when 
she's  rehearsing.  .  .  .  Can  move  those 
235  pounds  across  a  tennis  court  with 
astounding  speed,  and  is  no  slouch  at 
swimming  and  golfing.  .  .  .  Always  has 
her  lunch  (which  invariably  includes 
fried  chicken)  brought  to  rehearsals  in 
a  wicker  basket.  .  .  .  Learns  all  her 
songs  by  hearing  them  played  over 
once  on  a  piano.  .  .  .  At  9:30  tonight 
NBC-Blue  hopes  to  present  its  long- 
delayed  production  of  Bernard  Shaw's 
"Back  to  Methuselah." 


Kate  Smith,  the  South's 
own  songbird,  returns 
to  the  air  tonight  at 
8  on  the  CBS  network. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Oct.  7 


Gabriel  Heatter  stars 
on  We,  the  People,  as 
it  returns  to  the  air 
at    7:30    this    evening. 


/^jNE  of  last  year's  most  fascinating 
^"^  shows,  We,  the  People,  returns  to 
the  air  tonight — and  at  a  much  more 
convenient  time  for  most  listeners  than 
that  which  fell  to  its  lot  last  winter. 
.  .  .  Listen  to  it  at  7:30  over  the  Co- 
lumbia network.  .  .  .  Phillips  Lord, 
who  originated  the  idea  for  the  show, 
isn't  on  it  this  year.  .  .  .  His  place  is 
being  taken  by  Gabriel  Heatter,  who 
did  such  a  good  job  subbing  when  Phil 
took  a  vacation  last  spring.  .  .  .  Gabe 
always  drops  his  suspenders  off  his 
shoulders  when  he  sits  down  at  the 
mike.  ...  Is  addicted  to  loose-fitting 
clothes  anyway.  .  .  .  Loves  his  home 
on  Long  Island  and  hates  night-clubs. 
.  .  .  Gets  frightfully  nervous  when  he 
rides  in  a  car  somebody  else  is  driving, 


and  as  a  result  hates  taxi-cabs  ...  so 
almost  goes  crazy  when  he  has  to  get 
someplace  in  a  hurry.  ...  Is  the 
editor  of  the  steel  industry's  trade 
magazine,  The  Shaft.  .  .  .  Has  two 
children,  a  son,  Buddy,  nineteen,  who 
wants  to  be  a  poet;  and  a  daughter, 
Maida,  twenty-one,  who  is  an  art  stu- 
dent. .  .  .  Not  long  ago  Gabe  learned 
that  Maida  was  saving  her  pennies  to 
buy  a  Ford.  .  .  .  Without  saying  any- 
thing he  went  to  work.  .  .  .  One  night 
when  Maida  got  home  she  found  a 
Packard  roadster  standing  in  front  of 
the  house.  ...  It  was  wrapped  in  cello- 
phane and  had  a  bottle  of  champagne 
tied  to  the  steering  wheel.  Gabe  smokes 
lots  of  cigars,  but  usually  throws  one 
away  after  he's  puffed  on  it  five  minutes. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Oct.  14 


T3UDY  VALLEE'S  broadcasting  to- 
-t^-  night  at  8:00  o'clock  from  Holly- 
wood— the  second  of  three  programs 
he  plans  on  putting  on  the  air  from 
there.  .  .  .  It's  a  long  time  since  Rudy 
saw  Hollywood.  .  .  .  Wonder  how  he 
likes  the  old  town?  .  .  .  Meanwhile, 
your  Almanac's  sort  of  interested  in  a 
comedian  who's  featured  on  the  show 
which  competes  with  Rudy — Henny 
Youngman,  on  Kate  Smith's  program. 
.  .  .  Your  Almanac  is  regretfully  com- 
pelled to  say  that  last  year,  when  he 
was  on  the  air,  Henny  wasn't  very 
funny.  .  .  .  Yet's  when  he's  on  the 
stage  he  panics  the  people  who  can  see 
him.  .  .  .  Has  he  learned  microphone 
technique  since  then?  .  .  .  You're  the 
only    judge   that   counts.    .   .    .     Henny 


started  entertaining  when  he  was  only 
nine,  appearing  in  various  amateur 
shows.  .  .  .  Wanted  to  be  a  dramatic 
actor,  but  his  looks  always  made  au- 
diences laugh  instead  of  cry.  .  .  . 
Studied  the  violin  for  five  years,  but 
admits  he's  like  Jack  Benny — playing 
it  is  no  proof  that  he  studied  it.  .  .  . 
Is  married  and  has  one  child.  ...  Is 
a  very  light  sleeper.  .  .  .  Isn't  super- 
stitious, which  he  proves  by  knocking 
on  wood  whenever  he  steps  on  the 
stage  to  do  his  act.  ...  Is  so  generous 
with  his  money  that  he's  a  soft  touch 
for  a  sob  story.  .  .  .  Lives  in  Brooklyn 
instead  of  New  York  for  only  one  rea- 
son— he  likes  it  quiet.  .  .  .  He's  under 
a  long  term  personal  contract  to  Kate, 
so  you'll  be  hearing  him  a  lot. 


Henny  Youngman's  the 
comedian  on  the  Kate 
Smith  show  tonight 
and    every    Thursday. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Oct.  21 


Gertrude  Berg  is  the 
brilliant  woman  who 
writes  The  Goldbergs 
and     acts     in     it     too. 


TD  ECOMMENDED  for  day-to-day 
listening  for  people  who  want  their 
serials  homely,  true  to  life,  excellently 
acted,  nicely  sentimental,  and  not  too 
much  burdened  with  thrills  and  melo- 
drama: The  Goldbergs,  on  NBC-Red 
at  12:15  P.M.  every  day  except  Satur- 
day and  Sunday.  .  .  .  It'll  never  get 
you  so  excited  you're  sitting  on  the 
edge  of  your  chair,  but  it'll  keep  you 
•coming  back  for  more  just  the  same. 
....  Mrs.  Gertrude  Berg,  who  writes 
the  scripts  and  acts  the  part  of  Mollie, 
doesn't  need  the  money  her  radio  and 
movie  work  brings  her  but  she  works 
just  as  hard  as  if  she  did.  .  .  .  Has  just 
finished  writing  a  movie  for  Bobbie 
Breen.  .  .  .  Has  two  children  of  her 
own,     Harriet,     eleven,     and     Cherney 


Robert,  fourteen.  .  .  .  She's  accom- 
panied, wherever  she  goes,  by  her 
secretary,  ...  Is  never  known  to  lose 
control  of  her  temper  or  her  poise,  but 
in  rehearsals  knows  exactly  what  she 
wants  from  her  players  and  invariably 
gets  it.  .  .  .  Under  another  name,  be- 
longs to  a  women's  club  on  New  York's 
East  Side,  none  of  whose  members 
know  who  she  really  is.  .  .  .  The  other 
members  are  all  typical  East  Side  wo- 
men, none  of  them  very  well-off  finan- 
cially, and  Mrs.  Berg  makes  a  hobby 
of  doing  what  she  can  to  help  them.  .  .  . 
As  well  as  studying  them  to  gain  in- 
spiration for  her  radio  shows.  .  .  . 
Writes  all  her  scripts  in  longhand  in  a 
penthouse  study  on  New  York's  Cen- 
tral Park  West. 


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All    time    is     Eastern    Standard 
8:00  A.   M. 
NBC-Blue:      Morning    Devotions 
NBC-Red:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:     Island   Serenaders 
NBC-Bed:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:30 
NBC-Blue:      William     Meeder 
NBC-Bed:    Cheerio 
9:00 

NBC-Blue:     Breakfast    Club 
NBC-Red:   Fields  and    Hall 
9:30 

CBS:   Jack   Berch 
10:00 
CBS:    Pretty    Kitty    Kelly 
NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marlin 
NBC-Red:     Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 
CBS:    Myrt    and    Marge 
NBC-Blue:     Ma   Perkins 
NBC-Red:      John's    Other    Wife 
10:30 
CBS:   Tony   Wons 

NBC-Blue.    Pepper    Youngs    Family 
NBC-Red:     Just    Plain    Bill 
10:45 
NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 
NBC-Red:      Today's     Children 
11:00 
CBS:    Heinz    Magazine 
NBC-Blue:     The    0'Neill9 
NBC-Red:     David   Harum 
11:15 
NBC-Blue:     Road    of    Life 
NBC-Red:     Backstage    Wife 
11:30 
CBS:    Big   Sister 
NBC-Blue:     Vic   and   Sade 
NBC-Red:     How   to    Be    Charming 
11:45 
CBS:   Aunt   Jenny's   Life   Stories 
MBS:    Myra   Kingsley 
NBC-Blue:    Edward   MacHugh 
NBC-Red:   Hello   Peggy 
12:00   Noon 
MBS:     Journal    of    Living 
NBC-Red:     Girl    Alone 
12:15 
CBS:   Edwin  C.   Hill 
NBC-Red:   The   Goldbergs 
12:30 
CBS     Romance  of   Helen   Trent 
NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:    Our  Gal   Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:  Betty  and  Btb 
1:15 

CBS:    Betty   Crocker 
1:30  ,     „ 

CBS:    Arnold    Grimm's    Daughter 
NBC-Blue:     Love    and     Learn 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood  in  Person 
2:00 

PBS      Kathryn   Cravens 
NBC:   Music  Appreciation 
2:15 

CBS:    Jack  and  Loretta 
2:45 

CBS:   Ted    Malone 
MBS:    Beatrice    Fairfax 
3:00 
NBC-Blue:    Radio   Guild 
NBC-Red:     Pepper   Young's   Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:    Ma   Perkins 
3:30 

NBC-Red:    Vic  and  Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:    The   O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:   Bob  Byron 
NBC-Blue:    Carson    Robison 
NBC-Red:    Lorenzo   Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Bed:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:   Mary   Marlin 
4:45 

CBS:   Dr.  Allan   R.   Dafoe 
NBC-Rett:    Road   of   Life 
5:00 

CBS:  Follow  the   Moon 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 
NBC-Blue:    Junior    Nurse    Corps 
NBC-Red:   Dari-Dan 
5:30 

NBC-Red:   Jack   Armstrong 
5:45 
'CBS:    Funny   Things 
NBC-Blue:   Tom    Mix 
NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

Press-Radio  News 

CBS:     Sports   Resume 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:    Poetic  Melodies 

NBC-Red:  Amos  V   Andy 
7:15 

CBS:  Song  Time 

NBC-Red:    Uncle   Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:     Lum    and    Abner 

7=45  .     „    . 

CBS:    Boake  Carter 
NBC-Red:    Bughouse    Rhythm 

8:00 
CBS:    Hammerstein    Music   Hall 
NBC-Blue:    Varsity    Show 
NBC-Red:    Cities  Service  Concert 

8:30 

CBS:     Hal    Kemp's    Orch. 
NBC-Blue:     Death    Valley    Days 

9:00 

CBS:     Hollywood    Hotel 
NBC-Blue:     Robert    Ripley 
NBC-Red:    Waltz  Time 

9  '30 

'NBC-Blue:  Jack   Haley 

NBC-Ked      True  Story  Court 
10:00 

CBS:   Song   Shop 

NBC-Blue:    Tommy   Dorsey  Orch. 

NBC-Red:     First    Nighter 
10:30 

NBC-Red:    Jimmie   Fidler 
10:45 

NBC-Red:     Dorothy  Thompson 
11:05 

CBS:     Dance    Music 
11:30 

MBS:  The  Lone  Ranger 


FRIDAY 


MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY 


By  TED  MALONE 


Find  your  pleasure  in  doing  a  favor,  not  in  the  thanks  you  get. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Sept.  24 


/~\PEN  and  doing  business  is  a  new 
^"^  kind  of  shop,  The  Song  Shop,  on 
CBS  tonight  and  every  Friday  at  10:00. 
.  .  .  Kitty  Carlisle,  Frank  Crumit,  and 
Gus  Haenschen's  orchestra  are  the 
stars  of  this  new  show,  which  lasts 
forty-five  minutes  at  a  session,  instead 
of  the  usual  fifteen,  thirty  or  sixty.  .  .  . 
This  is  the  program  Gas  Haenschen 
thought  up  many  months  ago,  sold  to 
Coca-Cola,  but  could  never  put  on  the 
air  because  of  difficulty  in  clearing 
time,  getting  the  right  talent,  and  what 
not.  .  .  .  Now,  after  all  that  build-up, 
it  better  be  good.  .  .  .  Kitty  Carlisle, 
the  lovely  brunette  singing  star,  is  no 
stranger  to  you— you've  seen  her  in 
the  movies  and  maybe  on  the  stage.  .  .  . 
Remember    her    singing    "Alone"    with 


Allan  Jones  in  the  Marx  Brothers'  pic- 
ture, "A  Night  at  the  Opera"?  .  .  .  She 
was  born  in  New  Orleans  of  wealthy 
parents  and  was  raised  in  social  and 
diplomatic  circles  abroad.  .  .  .  Over 
there,  they  taught  her  how  to  walk 
and  talk  like  a  lady,  and  how  to  con- 
ceal her  thoughts  and  emotions.  .  .  . 
Result  was  that  when  she  began  to  act 
she  had  a  "dead  pan"  which  expressed 
no  emotion  at  all,  and  had  to  work  like 
a  trooper  to  overcome  the  handicap. . . . 
speaks  French,  Italian  and  German 
fluently,  as  well  as  singing  them.  .  .  . 
Was  a  favorite  singing  pupil  of  Lotte 
Lehman's  teacher,  Mme.  Kaszowska. 
-  .  .  Was  the  star  of  last  year's  hit 
Broadwav  musical  show,  "White  Horse 
Inn,"  and  may  make  a  movie  of  it. 


Listen  to  Kitty 
lisle  singing  tonight 
on  the  Song  Shop,  on 
CBS    at    ten     o'clock. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Oct.  1 


Frank  Crumit  is  the 
jovial  master  of  cere- 
monies on  the  Coca- 
Cola    show    at    10:00. 


£*  OLLEGES  have  settled  down  to  an- 
other year  of — well,  if  you  hap- 
pen to  be  going  to  college  you  call  it 
work;  if  you  don't,  you  call  it  play.  .  .  . 
So  the  Varsity  Show  returns  to  the  air 
tonight  at  eight  o'clock  on  the  NBC- 
Blue  network.  .  .  .  The  University  of 
Alabama  was  picked  for  the  honor  of 
being  the  first  campus  to  be  broadcast 
from  this  year.  .  .  .  All  you  Alabama 
U.  grads,  gather  round.  .  .  .  John 
Held,  Jr.,  who  em-ceed  the  Varsity 
proceedings  last  year,  is  among  the 
missing  this  year  .  .  .  Maybe  he  grad- 
uated. .  .  .  The  explanation  is  that  there 
were  enough  amateur  emcees  on  every 
campus  to  keep  the  show  going  .  .  . 
Further  collegiate  atmosphere  is  lent 
to  the  day  by  Paul  Douglas,  who  turns 


from  baseball  to  football  on  his  sports 
resume  on  CBS  at  6:35-.  .  .  .  Paul  will 
concentrate  on  ,the  pigskin  paraders 
until  December  .  .  .  For  an  exhaustive 
schedule  of  football  broadcasts,  turn 
the  page  and  see  the  Saturday  section 
of  your  Almanac.  .  .  .  Horace  Heidt 
starts  his  series  of  sustaining  late-at- 
night  broadcasts  from  the  Biltmore 
Hotel  tonight  .  .  .  MBS,  exclusively. 
.  .  .  Frank  Crumit,  the  genial  master 
of  ceremonies  on  the  Coca-Cola  show 
at  10:00  tonight  on  CBS,  is  an  amateur 
psychologist,  and  finds  plenty  of  ma- 
terial for  his  hobby  in  his  fan  mail.  .  .  . 
He  wanted  to  be  an  opera  singer  when 
he  left  college  .  .  .  Instead,  he  became 
a  popular  vaudeville  singer.  .  .  .  You 
hear  him  on  Heinz  Magazine  too. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Oct.  8 


AFTER  a  couple  of  years  of  hovering 
"^^  around  the  fringes  of  radio  .  .  . 
doing  guest  appearances  .  .  .  appearing 
briefly  on  Show  Boat  .  .  .  Jack  Haley 
comes  into  his  own  as  a  full-fledged 
star  comedian  tonight.  .  .  .  He's  top 
man  on  the  Log  Cabin  show,  which 
bows  in  at  9:30  on  the  NBC  Blue  net- 
work ...  It  was  really  his  success  in 
"Wake  Up  and  Live"  with  Winchell 
and  Bernie  which  brought  him  to 
radio's  attention.  .  .  .  If  he  has  good 
material  on  this  show,  you'll  like  him. 
...  If  he  hasn't,  it's  just  some  more  of 
the  Haley  bad  luck.  .  .  .  The  Pontiac 
Varsity  Show  tonight  comes  from  Pur- 
due University.  .  .  .  Eight  o'clock, 
NBC-Blue.  ...  If  you  miss  hearing 
Phoebe    of    Trouble    House    now    that 


the  program  has  been  replaced  by 
Carol  Kennedy's  Romance,  you'll 
want  to  be  on  the  lookout  for  a  Pathe 
movie  short  which  Elsie  Mae  Gordon 
made  not  long  ago.  Elsie  Mae  is  the 
actress  who  played  Phoebe.  .  .  .  The 
short  is  called  "Radio  Audition"  and 
it's  based  on  the  monologue  Elsie  Mae 
did  recently  on  the  Magazine  of  the 
Air.  .  .  .  Audrey  Christie,  who  plays 
Elsie  Gates  in  CBS'  Big  Sister  serial 
at  11:30  today,  is  holding  down  a 
stage  job  as  well.  .  .  .  She's  one  of  the 
leading  characters  in  the  Broadway  hit, 
"The  Women."  .  .  .  Don't  forget  the 
True  Story  Court,  which  has  another 
gripping  drama  for  9:30  on  NBC-Red, 
adapted  from  one  of  the  real  life 
stories  printed  in  True  Story  Magazine. 


Jack  Haley  becomes  a 
full-fledged  star  in 
Log  Cabin  program, 
which    starts     tonight. 


Highlights  For  Friday.  Oct.  15 


At  the  age  of  seventy- 
five,  Dr.  Walter  Dam- 
rosch  begins  another 
series    of    programs. 


'"pHE  Dean  of  Music,  Dr.  Walter 
Damrosch,  returns  today  with  his 
valuable  music  appreciation  courses. 
.  .  .  NBC  at  two  o'clock.  .  .  .  Don't 
get  the  idea  that  these  programs  are 
only  for  children  .  .  .  You'll  enjoy  them 
just  as  much  as  Junior,  and  probably  a 
lot  more  .  .  .  Dr.  Damrosch  is  seventy- 
five  years  old,  but  refuses  to  admit 
that  seventy-five  is  any  very  advanced 
age  .  .  .  Says  he  intends  to  work  until 
he  doesn't  feel  young  any  longer  .  .  . 
And  that's  a  long  time  yet.  .  .  .  Was 
born  in  Breslau,  Germany,  and  came 
to  America  when  he  was  nine  .  .  . 
When  he  was  only  twenty-three  he 
was  conducting  German  opera  at  the 
Metropolitan  and  directing  the  New 
York    Symphony   orchestra.    .    .    .    Has 


written  several  operas,  and  is  still  writ- 
ing them  ...  A  new  one  was  produced 
last  year  at  the  Metropolitan.  .  .  . 
Besides  Dr.  Damrosch  your  Friday 
listening  brings  Kathryn  Cravens  at 
2:00  on  CBS.  .  .  .  Ted  Malone  on  the 
same  network  at  2:45  .  .  .  Bob  Byron 
at  4:00  .  .  .  Amos  'n'  Andy  at  7:00  on 
NBC-Red  .  .  .  Uncle  Ezra  and  his  own 
radio  station  at  7:15  on  the  same  net- 
work .  .  .  Followed  by  Bughouse 
Rhythm  at  7:45  .  .  .  The  Varsity  Show, 
from  Southern  Methodist  University  at 
8:00  on  NBC-Blue  .  .  .  Hal  Kemp  and 
Alice  Faye  at  8:30  .  .  .  Bob  Ripley  on 
NBC-Blue  at  9:00  .  .  .  not  to  mention 
Hollywood  Hotel  and  Waltz  Time  ©n 
CBS  and  NBC-Red  at  the  same  time, 
and  Jimmie  Fidler  at  10:30. 

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All    time    is     Eastern    Standard 

8:00  A.   M. 
NBC-Blue:    Island  Serenaders 
NBC-Bed:   Good    Morning    Melodies 

6:15 

NBC-Blue:      Dick    Leibert 
NBC-Bed:    Malcolm    Ciaire 

8:30 
NBC-Red:   Cheerio 

9:00 
CBS:    Roy   Block 
NBC-Blue:     Breakfast    Club 
N3C-Red:   Fields  and    Hall 

8:30 

CBS:    Fiddler's    Fancy 
MBS:    Journal  of  Living 

9:55 

Press   Radio  News 

10.00 
CBS:  Eton  Boys 
NBC-Blue.    Breen   and   Oe   Rose 
NBC-Bed:   Charioteers 

10:15 
CBS:   Richard   Maxwell 
NBC-Blue:    Raising    Vour    Parent* 
NBC-Red:   The   Vass   Family 

10:30 
CBS:  Let's  Pretend 

10:45 
NBC-Blue:   Bill   Krenz  Orchestre 

11:00 
CBS:   Fred   Feibel 
MBS:   Ed   Fitzgerald 
NBC-Blue:    Patricia    flyan 

11:15 
NBC-Blue:    Minute   Men 
NBC-Red:    Nancy   Swanson 

1 1 :30 
CBS:   Compinskv   Trio 
NBC-Bed:    Mystery    Chef 

11:45 
NBC-Red:    Melody    Men 

12:00   Noon 
NBC-Blue:  Call  to  Youth 
NBC-Red:  Continentals 

12:30 
CBS:  George   Hall   Orch 
NBC-Blue:    Farm    and    Home    Hour 
NBC-Red:    Rex    Battle's   Orcn. 

1:05 
NBC-Red:   Happy   Jack 

1:30 
CBS1    Buffalo   Presents 
NBC -Blue:   Our   Barn 
NBC-Red:      Campus    Capers 

2:00 

CBS:  Football 
JIBS:  Football 
NBC-Red:     Your   Host  is   Buffalo 

2:30 

NBC-Blue:   Don   Fernando  Orch. 
NBC-Red:   Golden   Memdiet 

2:45 

CBS:  Tours  in  Torn- 

3:00 

CBS:    Down   by    Hermans 
NBC-Red:   Walter   Logan 

3:30 

CBS:  Waltzes  of  the  World 
NliC-Red     Week    End    Review 

4:00 

NBC-Blue:   Club   Matinee 

5:00 

NP.C-Blue:    Variety    Show 
NBC-Red:     Vagabond     Adventures 

5:30 

NBC-Red:      Kaltenmeyer  s     Kinder- 
garten 

5:45 
CBS:    Children's    Corner 

6:05 

NBC-Blue:    Nickelodeon 
NBC-Red:    Top    Hatters 

6:30 

Press-Radio    News 

6:3S 

CBS:    Football   Scores 
NBC-Blue:    Whither    Music 
NBC-Red:   Alma   K.tchell 

6:45 

CBS:    Melodies    of    Yesterday 
NBC-Red:  The  Art  of   Living 

7:00 

,\BC-Blue      Message     of     Israel 
NBC-Red:    El   Chico    Revue 

7:30 

NBC-Blue:      Uncle     Jims     Question 

Bee 

NBC-Red:   Jimmy    Kemper 

6:00 

CBS:   Saturday   Swing   Session 

8:30 

CBS:    Johnnv   Presents 
NBC-Red:  Linton  WeMs 

6:00 

CBS:   Professor  Quiz 

NBC-Blue.    National    Barn    Dance 

9:30 

CBS:   Your   Pet   Program 
NBC-Red:    Special    Djlivery 

10:00 
CBS:    Your    Hit    Pinde 
NBC-Red:   Jamboree 

10:15 
MBS:    George    Fischer 

II  :00 
Dance  Muslo 


SATURDAY 


MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY 


By  DON  AMECHE 


Glamour  is  often  bought  with  counterfeit  coin. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Sept.  25 


AN  autumn  Saturday  is  just  naturally 
■^^  a  football  Saturday,  so  your  Al- 
manac is  going  to  devote  a  lot  of 
Saturday  space  from  now  on  to  telling 
you  where  you  can  tune  in  the  major 
games  ...  A  few  tips  about  the  list 
in  the  next  column  ...  If  the  games 
are  broadcast  over  a  full  network,  only 
the  name  of  the  network  is  listed  .  .  . 
Otherwise,  the  individual  stations  are 
noted  .  .  .  All  games,  unless  otherwise 
noted,  begin  at  approximately  2:00 
P.M.,  the  time  being  that  of  the  region 
in  which  the  game  is  being  played.  .  .  . 
To  Ted  Husing,  as  usual,  CBS  gives 
the  honor  of  announcing  its  network 
games,  and  he  starts  the  season  off  by 
describing  the  Ohio  State-Texas  Chris- 
tian clash  at  Columbus,  Ohio. 


The  day's  football  broadcasts: 
Ohio   State-Texas   Christian.    CBS   net- 
work   and     WHK     WHKC     WADC 

WSPD 
Cornell-Penn      State.      WOR      WTAG 

WTIC  WJAN  WFBL  WHKC  WGR 

WIBX   WNBF  WESG  WOKO  KYW 
Holy  Cross-St.  Anselms.  WEEK  WORC 

WDRC   WPRO   WMAS 
Boston      College-Northeastern.      W  B  Z 

WBZA 
Pittsburgh-Ohio      Wesleyan.      W  C  A  E 

WFBC  WTBO  WLEU 
Richmond-Randolph-Macon.    WRVA 
Virginia  -  Hampton-Sydney.      W  R  N  L 

WCHV      WLVA      WBTM       WGH 

WDBJ  WSVA 
Louisiana  State-Florida.  WJAX  WIOD 

WRUF 


Ted  Husing  opens  the 
football  season  with 
the  Texas  Christian- 
Ohio  State  game,  CBS. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Oct.  2 


The  soprano  star  of 
the  Pet  program,  re- 
turning tonight  to  the 
air,  is  Mary  Eastman. 


T^EFORE  proceeding  to  the  business 
of  the  day,  which  is  football,  re- 
member that  the  Pet  program  returns 
to  CBS  tonight  after  a  summer  layoff 
.  .  .  Time  is  9:30,  and  the  stars  are 
Mary  Eastman  and  Gus  Haenschen's 
orchestra,  Bill  Perry,  tenor,  The  Sere- 
naders, and  Frank  Gallup,  announcer 
.  .  .  All  this  makes  Haenschen  a  busy 
orchestra  leader,  with  a  show  every 
Friday  and  Saturday  night.  .  .  .  Mary 
Eastman  is  a  Kansas  City  girl  and  a 
tropical -fish-collector  .  .  .  Strange  as  it 
may  seem,  she  has  a  "voice  double" — 
a  young  lady  who  has  the  same  name, 
is  a  soprano,  and  has  the  same  tastes 
in  music  as  Mary  .  .  .  They  correspond 
regularly  .  .  .  Incidentally,  the  Mutual 
system  is  exactly  three  years  old  today. 


The    day's  football   broadcasts: 
Nebraska-Minnesota.    CBS   network. 
Drake-Notre  Dame.  NBC  network. 
Carnegie    Tech-New    York    University. 

WOR  KDKA 
Yale-Maine.  New  England  network  and 

WMCA 
Iowa    State-Northwestern.     Mutual. 
Cornell-Colgate.  WTAG  WTIC  WJAR 

WFBL  WHKC  WGR  WIBX  WNBF 

WESG  WOKO 
Pennsylvania-Maryland.   WCAU  WHP 

WBRE  WGBI  WCBA  WBAL  WPG 

WKOK  WJEJ 
Washington   &   Lee-Richmond.   WBTM 

WCHV  WDBJ  WGH  WLVA  WRNL 

WRVA   WSVA 
S.     Carolina-Georgia.    WFBC    WRDW 

WSB  WTOC 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Oct.  9 


AFTER  the  day's  football  games, 
which  you'll  find  in  the  next  col- 
umn, maybe  you'll  want  to  settle  down 
to  some  Hollywood  gossip  .  .  .  George 
Fischer,  on  the  Mutual  network  at 
10:15  P.M.,  is  the  lad  who  can  give  it 
to  you  ...  A  native  New  Yorker,  he's 
an  adopted  son  of  California  .  .  .  He 
moved  to  San  Francisco  when  he  was 
thirteen.  .  .  .  Went  into  radio  when 
he  was  in  high  school,  broadcasting  a 
daily  news  bulletin  from  a  local  news- 
paper office  by  remote  control  .  .  .  Has 
been  on  the  air  more  than  three  thou- 
sand hours  in  the  past  five  years.  Five 
feet,  ten  inches  tall,  he  weighs  160 
pounds  and  is  dieting  to  gain  weight. 
.  .  .  He's  married,  to  Margot  Yoder, 
former   pianist. 


The  day's  football   games: 
Notre    Dame-Illinois.    Mutual    network. 
Pitt-Duquesne.    WOR    WCAE    WLEU 

WFBG  WTBO 
Holy  Cross-Georgetown.  WEEI  WORC 

WDRC  WPRO   WMAS 
Syracuse-St.    Lawrence.    WGY    WSYR 

WHAM  WBEN 
Princeton-Cornell.       WESG       WFBL 

WGR  WHEC  WIBX  WNBF  WOKO 
Purdue-Carnegie  Tech.   KDKA 
F.  &  M.-Drexel.  WGAL  WORK 
Gettysburg-Lafayette.    WEST 
Duke-Tennessee.  WRVA  WBT  WDNC 
V.    M.    I.-Davidson.    WBTM    WCHV 

WDBJ  WGH  WLVA  WRNL  WSVA 
Georgia-Clemson.  WSB  WTOC  WRDW 
Ohio  State-Southern  California.  WADC 

WHK  WHKC  WSPD 


Hollywood  Whispers 
are  whispered  into  your 
ear  over  Mutual  by 
gossiper  Geo.  Fischer. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Oct.  16 


Quin  Ryan  is  the  Mu- 
tual system's  standby 
to  announce  football 
games.    He's  on  today. 


QUIN  RYAN,  who  announces  all  the 
football  games  broadcast  over  the 
Mutual  network  (Purdue-Northwestern 
is  his  game  today)  claims  to  be  radio's 
oldest  inhabitant  .  .  .  He  was  on  the 
air  in  1924,  broadcasting  as  part  of  his 
duties  of  working  on  the  Chicago 
Herald  and  Examiner.  .  .  .  Quin  is  a 
contraction  of  Quinlan  .  .  .  He  broad- 
cast the  games  in  which  Red  Grange 
became  a  great  football  star.  .  .  .  Also, 
with  Graham  McNamee,  the  first 
world's  series  to  go  on  the  air  .  .  .  He's 
married,  to  Roberta  Nangle  of  the 
Chicago  Tribune  society  staff.  .  .  . 
Has  a  unique  broadcast  over  WGN, 
Chicago,  in  which  he  interviews 
couples  who  come  to  the  county  clerk 
to  apply   for   marriage   licenses. 


The  day's  football  broadcasts: 

Purdue-Northwestern.    Mutual    system 

Carnegie     Tech.-Notre     Dame.     WOR 

WTAG  WTIC  WJAR  WCAU  WHP 

WBRE  WGBI  WCBA  WKOK  WPG 

KDKA       WGY       WHAM       WBEN 

WFBG  WLEU  WBZ  WBZA  WTBO 

Cornell-Syracuse.       WFBL       WSYR 

WHEC  WOR  WIBX  WNBF  WESG 

WOKO 

Holy     Cross-Georgia.     WEEI     WORC 

WDRC  WPRO  WMAS 
F.   &   M.-Muhlenburg.    WGAL   WORK 
Virginia-Maryland.       WBAL       WBTM 
WCHV   WDBJ   WGH   WLVA   WRNL 

WSVA  WJEJ 
Georgia     Tech.-Duke.     WBT     WDND 

WSB  WTOC  WRDW 
Florida-Sewanee.  WJAX  WIOD  WRUF 


50 


RADIO     MIRROR 


Now—tfi/s  new  Cream 
brings  to  Women  the  Active 

minAfaamirf' 


Applied  right  on  the  Skin— 

this  special  Vitamin  helps 

the  Skin  more  directly 


IT'S  WONDERFUL,"  says 
Mrs. C.Henry  Mellon,  Jr. 

one  of  the  first  women  to  use 
Pond's  new  "skin-vitamin"  Cold 
Cream.  "It's  wonderful,"  she 
says.  "My  skin  is  so  much  bright- 
er— and  finer  textured.  The  new 
cream  is  even  better  than  before. 
Congratulations  to  Pond's — and 
to  all  -women." 


This  new  cream  does  more  for  the 
skin  than  ever  before!  It  contains 
a  certain  vitamin  found  in  many 
foods — the  "skin -vitamin." 

When  you  eat  foods  containing  this 
vitamin,  one  of  its  special  functions  is 
to  help  keep  skin  tissue  healthy.  But 
when  this  vitamin  is  applied  right  to 
skin,  it  aids  the  skin  more  directly. 

Here  is  great  news  for  women! 

First  doctors  found  this  out.  Then 
Pond's  found  a  way  to  put  "skin- 
vitamin"  into  Pond's  Cold  Cream. 
Now  everyone  can  have  Pond's  new 
"skin -vitamin"  Cold  Cream! 

Famous   beauty  cream   now  has 

"Something  More" 

Pond's  Cold  Cream  has  always  been 
more   than   a    cleanser.    Patted   into 


Badminton  and  horse- 
back riding  are  Mrs. 
Mellon's  favorite 
sports.  Both  of  them 
mean  the  out-of- 
doors.  And  the  out-of- 
doors  dries  your  skin. 
Mrs.  Mellon  says: 
"The  new  Pond's  Cold 
Cream  with  'skin- 
vitamin'  in  it  keeps 
my  skin  better  than 
ever.  It's  never  dry  or 
rough  now,  in  spite  of 
sports." 


Same  jars,  same  labels,  same  price 

Already  this  new  Pond's  "skin-vitamin" 
Cold  Cream  is  on  sale  everywhere. 

The  cream  itself  has  the  same  pure  white 
color,  the  same  delightful  light  texture. 

But  remember,  as  you  use  it,  that  Pond's 
Cold  Cream  now  contains  the  precious 
"skin-vitamin."  Not  the  "sunshine"  vita- 
min. Not  the  orange-juice  vitamin.  Not 
"irradiated."  But  the  vitamin  which  espe- 
cially helps  to  maintain  healthy  skin — skin 
that  is  soft  and  smooth,  fine  as  a  baby's! 


the  skin,  it  invigorates  it,  keeps  it  clear, 
soft,  free  from  skin  faults. 

But  now  this  famous  cream  is  better 
than  ever  for  the  skin.  Women  say  its 
use  makes  their  pores  less  noticeable, 
softens  lines;  best  of  all,  seems  to  give  a 
livelier,  more  glowing  look  to  their  skin! 


s0<i>*a&*! 


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TEST  IT  IN  9  TREATMENTS 

Pood's,  Dept.  8RM-CL 
Clinton,  Conn.  Rush 
special  tube  of  Pond's 
new  "skin-vitamin" 
Cold  Cream,  enough  for  9  treatments,  with 
samples  of  2  other  Pond's  "skin-vitamin"  Creams  and 
5  different  shades  of  Pond's  Face  Powder.  I  enclose 
10£  to  cover  postage  and  packing. 

Name • 

Street 

City 


-State- 


Copyright,  1937.  Pond's  Extract  Company 


51 


YOU  HOLD  AN  ACE 
UP  YOUR  SLEEVE  IF 
YOU  KNOW  THE  PART 
HANDS  PLAY  IN  THE 


GAME  OF  GLAMOUR 


Peggy  Wood  broadcasts  at 
2:45  on  NBC-Blue  every 
Wednesday    and    Thursday. 


When  you're  an  actress,  like 
Peggy  Wood,  you  learn  what  so 
many  women  forget — your  hands 
are  as   important  as   your  face. 


By        J 
A  N    D  E 


THERE'S  a  rule  for  beauty  so  neg- 
lected that  few  women  are  aware  of 
its  existence — and  yet,  if  you  don't  ob- 
serve it,  you  might  as  well  not  bother  to 
wash  your  face,  for  you  can't  be  really 
beautiful  until  you  give  your  poor  forgotten  hands  their  due. 
You  may  manicure  your  nails,  polish  them  with  the  new 
shades,  let  them  grow  fashionably  long,  but  without  the 
kind  of  care  I  mean  you  still  haven't  reached  first  base  in 
your  quest  for  lovely  hands. 

You  can  take  Peggy  Wood's  word  for  that,  and  you 
couldn't  have  a  better  authority!  She  comes  to  radio  with 
years  of  highly  successful  experience  in  operetta,  drama  and 


O    Y    C    E        films  as  a  background,  and  so  well  has  she 

learned  how  to  make  the  most  of  her  hands 

R    S    O    N         tnat  hundreds  of  photographs  have  been 

made  of  them  and  famous  sculptors  have 

modeled  them. 

"I'm  so  accustomed  to  using  my  hands,"  Peggy  told  me 

recently,  "that  I'm  still  gesturing  in  front  of  the  mike.     I 

don't  believe,  however,  that  it  hurts  my  broadcasts,  because 

the  complete  effectiveness  of  your  speech  depends  so  much 

upon  whether  or  not  you've  learned  freedom  of  the  hands. 

"Certainly,    natural    and    appropriate    gestures    make    it 

much  easier  to  get  your  ideas  across,  but  even  more  than 

that  they  help  you  speak  better  in  (Continued  on  page  61) 


RADIO     MIRROR     BEAUTY     PACE 


52 


RADIO     MIRROR 


HERE'S  A  BRAND-NEW  KIND  OF  COMFORT  FOR 
YOUR  HOME  THIS  WINTER! 


BITTER  cold  days  or  chilly  days— 
you  can  keep  the  heat  in  your 
home  exactly  right  with  a  Duo- 
Therm  oil-burning  circulating  heater! 

Burns  High—Burns  Low— Perfect- 
ly! Duo-Therm  gives  you  "regulat- 
ed" heat— just  the  right  heat  for  any 
weather— without  smoke,  fuss  or 
sputter!  Turn  it  on  full— and  it  will 
keep  you  cozy  in  the  bitterest  cold. 
Or  you  can  throttle  it  down  to  "just 
take  the  chill  off." 

A  Dial-Turn  Does  It!  You  don't 
burn  lots  of  oil  when  a  little  will  do! 
Turn  the  handy  dial— get  just  the 
heat  you  want.  A  little  for 
mild  days  — more  for  cold 
days— and  a  flood  of  moist, 
healthful  heat  for  zero 
weather! 


Hears  the  Room— Not  the 
Chimney!  Duo -Therm's  full 


EASY 
PAYMENTS! 

See   Your 
Dealer! 


"floating  flame"  sends  more  heat  in- 
to the  room!  It  doesn't  send  as  much 
heat  rushing  up  the  chimney  as  do 
heaters  that  burn  with  a  long,  pointed, 
wasteful  flame.  And  with  its  special 
"waste-stopper,"  tests  prove  the 
Duo -Therm  to  be  the  most  econom- 
ical oil  heater  you  can  buy! 

Cleaner  Heat!  A  Cleaner  Home! 
Burning  less  expensive  fuel  oil- 
available  anywhere— the  Duo -Therm 
gives  clean,  silent,  odorless  heat. 
Saves  curtains,  woodwork,  laundry. 
Banishes  soot,  smoke,  dirt  and  ashes. 
Send  the  Coupon!  Or  ask  your 
Duo -Therm  dealer  for  full 
information.  Three  beauti- 
ful finishes.  There's  a  Duo- 
Therm  just  the  size  you 
need  —  choose  the  model 
that  just  suits  you.  Low 
prices!  Easy  payments! 


DUO-THERM 


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HEATERS 


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ONLY  DUO-THERM 

has  all  these  modern  features! 


Duo-Therm's  Heat  Guides  are 

scientifically  designed  to  heat 
your  house  at  "body  levels"  and 
to  set  up  a  circulation  that  leaves 
no  cold  spots. 

Duo-Therm's  Heat  Regulator- 
Simple  as  turning  a  dial!  All  the 
heat  you  want  on  cold  days,  just 
enough  to  take  the  chill  off  on 
milder  days. 

Duo- Therm's  Patented  Dual- 
Chamber     Burner  — Greatest 

clean-fire  range  of  any  burner! 
Silent,  clean,  odorless— from  pilot 
light  to  maximum  heat! 

Duo -Therm's    Waste -Stopper 

prevents  heat  from  rushing  up 
the  chimney,  sends  more  heat 
into  the  room.  Saves  oil! 

Duo-Therm's  Full  Floating 
Flame  means  better  combustion, 
more  heat  per  gallon,  greater 
economy! 


Safe!— Duo-Therm  heaters  are  listed  as 
standard  by  Underwriters'  Laboratories. 


DUO-THERM  DIVISION 
Dept.M-711,  Motor  Wheel  Corp., 
Lansing,  Michigan 

Please  send  me  information  on  the  Duo-Therm 
Circulating  Heaters. 

Name . 


Address. 


City- 


_State_ 


I  would  also  like  to  know  about  □  Duo-Therm 
Oil-burning  Ranges  □  Water  Heaters  □  Furnaces 
Q  Trailer  Heaters    Q  Radiant  Heaters 


53 


LIFESAVERS 
FOR  WIVES 


His  real  name's  Allen  Prescott, 
but  you  know  him  as  "The  Wife- 
saver,"  who's  helped  you  with 
your  budget  and  kitchen  worries. 


MAKE  KITCHEN  HOURS 
FLY  BY  USING  TIME- 
SAYING  SHORT-CUTS 
THIS  THANKSGIVING 

By   Mrs.   MARGARET   SIMPSON 


HAVE  you  a  wifesaver  in  your  home? 
Of  course  you  have,  girls — twice  every 
week.  He's  Allen  Prescott  and  his  house- 
hold hints,  which  range  all  the  way  from  making 
a  family  budget  to  the  final  disposition  of  all  the 
items  that  budget  allows  you  to  buy,  are  some- 
thing you  should  all  be  thankful  for  this  Thanks- 
giving season. 

The    Wifesaver    program,    like    Topsy,    "jest 
grew."  It  began  back  in  the  days  when  Allen  was 
one  of  three  news  commentators  on  a  New  York 
radio  station  and  there  wasn't  always  news  enough 
to  go  around.    On  the  days  when  there  were  no 
murders  or  transatlantic  flights  or  visiting  movie 
stars  to  talk  about,  Allen  used  to  chuck  in  a  few 
household  hints  to  fill  up  his  time  on  the  air  and 
the  first  thing  he  knew,  women  were  writing  in 
from  all  over  the  country  with  new  suggestions. 
Every  time  he  broadcast  a  recipe  or  a  way  to 
remove   grass    stains    from    Junior's    white    linen 
knickers,    dozens   of   listeners   were   reminded   of 
their  favorite  recipes  or  stain  removers  and  passed 
them    on    to   Allen,    and    before    long    the    news 
broadcasts  were  sidetracked   and   the  Wifesaver 
program    was    born.      Maybe    your    own    letter 
helped  to  create  the  Wifesaver;  maybe  your  sug- 
gestion is  one  that  Allen  read  over  the  air  this 
morning  while  I  watched  him  broadcast  at  NBC. 
In  case  you're  not  so  good  about  filing  away 
all   those  notes  you   take  while  listening  to  the 
Wifesaver,  he  has  given  me  some  suggestions  that 
will  put  you  in  a  Thanksgiving  mood.     First,  of 
course,  we're  concerned  with  the  turkey. 

"If,"  says  the  Wifesaver,  "after  taking  your 
turkey  in  hand  he  doesn't  seem  so  tender  as  some 
in  the  bush,  wrap  him  in  (Continued  on  page  87) 


RADIO    MIRROR     COOKING     PACE 


54 


RADIO     MIRROR 


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KOTEX*  SANITARY  BELTS  are  designed  to  wear  with  Kotex 
Sanitary  Napkins.  These  narrow-type  belts  adjust  to  fit  the  figure. 
Dainty,  secure  clasps  prevent  slipping.  Three  types:  "De  Luxe", 
"Wonderform"  and  "Featherweight"  .  .  .  priced  for  any  purse. 


5? 


WHAT  DO  YOU  WANT  TO  KNOW? 


The  Three  Marshalls,  Peggy,  Kay  and  Jack,  have  a  new 
style  of  swing  harmony  all  their  own.  These  youngsters 
from  Alabama  are  heard  regularly  over  the  NBC  network. 


Jerome  in  Pepper  Young's  Family.  He 
also  appears  frequently  in  Radio  Guild 
productions. 

Cheer  up,  R.  R.  Siegler,  and  you 
other  Sherlock  fans.  There  is  always 
the  possibility  that  even  if  Mr.  Gordon 
has  abandoned  Sherlock,  some  other 
fellow  may  don  gumshoes  and  monocle 
and  bring  Holmes  out  of  retirement. 

A.  Josephine  Gees,  Baltimore,  Md. 
— The  Voice  of  Experience,  silent  these 
past  months,  will  be  heard  again,  start- 
ing September  27,  over  forty  stations, 
including  WLW,  as  a  transcription  pro- 
gram, sponsored  by  Lydia  Pinkham. 
Five  quarter-hours  weekly  is  the  pres- 
ent plan. 

Mr.  Joseph  Carey,  Freeland,  Pa. — 
Rudy  Vallee  has  been  married  twice. 
His  first  wife,  who  has  since  remarried, 
was  Leonie  Cauchois  McCoy. 

Myrtle  M.  Bennett,  Galveston, 
Tex. — Vinton  Haworth,  who  captured 
the  radio  audience's  affections  as  the 
original  Jack  Arnold  of  Myrt  and 
Marge,  is  under  contract  to  RKO  Pic- 
tures. He  has  made  six  pictures  for 
this  company,  "China  Passage"  and 
"Riding  on  Air"  the  most  recent.  You 
can  write  him  care  of  RKO,  780  Gower 
Street,  Hollywood,  California. 

C.  P.  Lunneen,  Aurora,  111. — The 
Major  Bowes  Amateurs  are  interviewed 
before  the  program  and  the  informa- 
tion obtained  used  by  the  Major  in 
planning  his  broadcast,  but  scripts  are 
not  employed  during  the  actual  broad- 
cast. 

Mrs.  Williams,  Maiden,  Mass. — 
Rita  Johnson  appearing  in  Columbia 
Workshop  plays  as  a  member  of  the 
cast — not  as  monologist.  The  Work- 
shop is  an  experimental  theater  of  the 
air  but  is  a  regular  program,  not  a  class 
for  would-be  actors.  Miss  Johnson  was 
on  Broadway  this  past  winter  in  George 
M.  Cohan's  play,  "Fulton  of  Oak 
Falls."  The  Leland  Powers  School  is 
a  popular  training  school  for  the  stage, 
in  Boston. 

Janet  Leland,  New  York  City — 
There's  no  Conrad  Thibault  fan  club 
registered  with  this  department,  but 
I'm  printing  your  request  in  the  fan 
club  section  in  hopes  of  luring  one  into 
the  open.  If  you  have  been  reading  your 
Radio  Mirror  {Continued  on  page  72) 


MOTHBALLS  for  the  famous  false 
whiskers  of  Sherlock  Holmes, 
my  dear  Watson!  That  sums 
up  the  verdict  radio  actor  Richard  Gor- 
don pronounced  in  a  recent  newspaper 
interview  when  he  declared  he  would 
never  again  give  his  popular  radio  por- 
trayal of  the  No.   1   sleuth  of  fiction. 

"I'm  typed  in  producers'  minds  as 
'that  fellow  who  plays  Holmes,' "  said 
Gordon. 

But,  if  the  radio  audience  can't  have 
Sherlock,  it  can  have  Gordon.  This 
versatile  actor  is  now  playing  the  title 
role  in  the  Thatcher  Colt  Mysteries, 
Tetlow  in   Follow  the  Moon,  and  Mr. 


Answers   to    Professor   Quiz'    Twenty   Questions   on    Page    3 


1.  Gracie    Allen — it's    a    rivalry,   even    if 
it  is   a   friendly   one. 

2.  Two    pianos. 

3.  A  juggler. 

4.  He's   bet   $2,000   that   his    next   child, 
which    is    on    its    way,    will    be    a    girl. 

5.  Harriet  Foster,  formerly  his  secretary. 

6.  Any   salesman   with   a    good    stock   of 
canary-yellow    sweaters. 

7.  His  camp,  The  Lodge,  on  Lake  Kezar, 
Maine. 

8.  Frank   Black,   Francia   White,    Rosaline 
Greene,  Johnny  Green,   and   Glen  Gray. 

9.  Les   Tremayne — leading    man   of   First 
Nighter. 

10.  None — they're    both    Eddie    Cantor. 


11.  Charlie    Winninger,     in     his    role    of 
Show    Boat's  Cap'n    Henry. 

12.  "Have    You     Forgotten?"     by    Dana 
Suesse. 

13.  "Folks." 

14.  "She's"    really   a    man. 

15.  His   Crossley   popularity  rating   went 
above  Winchell's  recently. 

16.  Because    the    end    of    the    drama    is 
never  put  on  the  air. 

17.  Rudy  Vallee's. 

18.  Thirteen — it   always   brings   her   luck. 

19.  His    mother,    Mrs.    Evelyn    Offield. 

20.  His    wife — she    used    to    be    Dorothy 
Wesley,   swimming    star. 


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In  Your  Hat — 

{Continued  from  page  23) 

in  hats? 

'ohn:  The  crownless,  or  invitation-to- 
the-boll-weevil  hat  is  definitely  out.  This 
is  coronation  year.  Crowns  are  back  to 
stay.  Comes  the  revolution,  no  hats  at 
all.     But  right  now,  crowns  are  the  thing. 

Vallee:  You  mean  the  women  are 
going  to  wear  hats  with  bird's  nests  and 
cherries  and  stuff  on  top? 

John:  No,  not  at  all.  The  hats  of  to- 
morrow will  still  be  simple,  uncomplicated 
affairs.     But  positively  air-tight. 

Vallee:  Now,  here's  a  point.  _  Hats 
are  paid  for  by  husbands.  Don't  you 
consider  the  husband's  point  of  viewr 

John:  No!  A  thousand  times  no. 

Vallee:  John,  how  do  you  do  it? 
What's  your  philosophy  of  hatting? 

John:  My  partner,  Frederic  Hurst, 
and  I  make  hats  that  people  will  talk 
about.     Our  hats  are  conversation  pieces. 

Vallee:     Don't  you  have  any  rules? 

John:  One  rule.  Anything  goes— pro- 
vided it's  in  good  taste. 

Vallee:  Yes,  that's  a  very  good  rule 
of  thumb. 

John:  That's  just  what  it  is,  even  if 
the  thumb  is  at  the  nose  sometimes. 

Vallee:  I  don't  believe  you  take  this 
hat  business  very  seriously. 

JOHN:  I  decided  a  long  time  ago  that 
women  generally  make  a  very  painful 
procedure  out  of  buying  a  hat.  They 
worry  and  consider  and  fuss.  We  decided 
early  in  the  formative  years  of  our  shop 
that  when  ladies  came  in  to  buy  hats, 
we'd  not  only  give  them  the  hat  they 
want,  but  we'd  give  them  a  good  time 
getting  it.  We  have  a  good  time— we 
talk  over  what  they  want— exchange  ideas 
—and  accomplish  something.  But  we 
don't  do  it  in  the  same  manner  some 
people  conduct  an  autopsy. 

Vallee:  How  about  a  few  really 
serious  pointers  for  the  girls  for  the  fall 
season? 

John:  As  1  said,  crowns  are  featured. 
Feathers  are  coming  back  in  high  variety. 
Expose  the  hair  in  front,  not  in  back- 
just  the  opposite  from  last  year.  Draw 
the  material  back  flat  across  the  forehead, 
and  raise  it  from  the  middle  of  your  head. 
Don't  raise  it  from  the  front  of  your 
nose.  A  crown  high  from  the  back  of  the 
head  makes  a  face  look  younger. 

Vallee:  Is  there  something  in  partic- 
ular  in   colors   the  gals   ought   to   know? 

|ohn:  Yes,  the  new  color  is  furnace 
red,  a  color  I  blended  by  using  wine  red 
with  a  lot  of  orange. 

Vallee:  Are  we  going  to  have  to  com- 
bat veils  again  this  year? 

John:  More  than  ever,  I'm  afraid. 
Veils  will  be  worn  in  all  lengths,  on  all 
hats.    They  do  something  for  a  girl. 

Vallee:  Yes,  they  make  her  look  as  if 
she  had   a  dirty  face. 

John:  Yes — or  measles!  But  they  love 
it. 

Vallee:     What   about   men's   hats? 

John:  Men's  hats  are  like  stewed  sauer- 
kraut. They  should  be  rehashed  and 
rehashed  for  twelve  months  before  they 
are  ripe  for  wearing.  I've  got  one  my- 
self— I've  worn  it  for  five  years. 

Vallee:  That's  the  beauty  of  a  man's 
hat.  A  couple  of  bucks  and  you're  fixed 
up  for  a  couple  of  years! 

John  :  You  know.  Rudy,  the  way  you 
keep  talking  about  prices  is  highly  sus- 
picious. 

Vallee:  I  have  the  welfare  of  humanity 
at  heart,  that's  all  I  hate  to  think  of 
the  money  you  people  make. 

John:  In  your  hac,  Rudy,  in  your  hat! 
Good  night,  and  thanks. 


SUSAN:  Hear  that,  Matilda?  She's  been  crying  ever  since 
the  bridge  club  lefc. 


MATILDA:  She  heard  the  girls  whispering.  It 
would  break  my  heart,  too,  if  anybody  said 
my  clothes  had  tattle-tale  grav. 

SUSAN:  But  the  poor  thing  works  so  hard. 
It's  not  her  fault. 


SUSAN:  It's  that  lazy  soap  she  uses.  It  leaves 
dirt  behind.  We  ought  to  tell  her  how  we  got 
rid  of  tattle-tale  gray. 

MATILDA:  Sh-h-h!  That's  why  I've  been  sav- 
ing this  ad  about  Fels-Naptha  Soap.  Let's  slip 
it  under  her  door. 


SUSAN:  Wait,  Matilda— does  that  ad  say  how 
Fels-Naptha's  richer  golden  soap  and  lots  of 
naptha  chase  out  every  speck  of  dirt? 


MATILDA:  Yes  indeed,  Susan.  But  keep  still- 
or  she'll  hear  us. 


FEW  WEEKS  LATER 

GUEST:  But,  Doris,  these  linens  look  brand- 
new!  How  do  you  ever  get  them  so  white? 


DORIS:  Sh-h-h  !Two  sly  little  birdies  showed  me 
how  to  banish  tattle-tale  gray  with  Fels-Naptha 
Soap.  I  haven't  thanked  them  yet,  but,  as  a  bit 
of  a  reward,  I'm  treating  them  to  the  movies! 


COPR.    1937,    FELS    ft   CO. 


BANISH  "TATTLE-TALE  GRAY"  WITH  FELS-NAPTHA  SOAP 


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RADIO    MIRROR 


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Young,    soft    hands  —  romantic 
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moisture  in  the  skin  cells. 

Look  out!  Wind,  cold,  even  ordinary 
use  of  water — tend  to  dry  out  that  mois- 
ture. Then  your  hands  are  soon  like  old 
hands — rough,  much  coarser! 

Jergens  Lotion  helps  prevent  this, 
because  it  sinks  in,  replaces  lost  mois- 
ture. Of  all  lotions  tested,  Jergens  goes 
in  the  most  completely.  Even  neglected 
hands  soon  regain  youthful  softness! 
Jergens'  two  ingredients  are  used  by 
many  doctors  to  make  harsh,  rough  or 
chapped  skin  soft  and  white.  For  lovely 
hands — use  Jergens  every  time  you've 
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10^ — .$  1.00  for  the  large  economy  size — 
at  any  beauty  counter. 


FREE/    PURSE-SIZE     JERGENS! 

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Jergens  soaks  into  the  skin  —  soon 
softens  and  whitens  dry,  rough  hands. 


MAIL     THIS      COUPON 

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(In  Canada,  Perth,  Ontario.) 

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free — my  purse-size  trial  bottle. 


•  WALTER  WINCHELL  tells  all  every  Sunday 
night...  NBC  Blue  Network  ...  Coast- to- Coast 


Name- 
Street- 
City- 


State- 


How  Radio  Can  Help  You 

Win    Friends   and    Influence 

People 

(Continued  from  page  11) 
years  of  personal  contact  with  the  men 
and  women  to  whom  he  taught  public 
speaking  had  convinced  him  of  this,  long 
before  an  exhaustive  survey  made  by  the 
University  of  Chicago  had  established  the 
fact  beyond  any  doubt. 

Carnegie  isn't  a  doctor,  so  he  could 
offer  no  advice  to  help  in  the  achievement 
of  the  first  desire,  but  he  had  learned 
a  great  deal  that  was  useful  in  achieving 
the    second. 

He  himself  used  to  be  self-conscious, 
convinced  of  his  own  inferiority,  afraid 
to  assert  himself  in  company.  A  farm 
boy  whose  parents  were  too  poor  to  give 
him  well-cut  and  good-looking  clothes,  he 
had  gone  to  college  and  found  himself 
unable  to  fit  in- with  the  people  he  ad- 
mired because  ,he  was  too  painfully  con- 
scious of   his  personal   appearance. 

Yet  today,  entirely  through  his  own  ef- 
forts, he  has  become  financially  well  off, 
an  entertaining  talker,  a  man  of  great 
poise  and  assurance.  And  by  teaching 
you  the  lessons  he  has  learned  in  the 
past  forty  years,  he  can  revolutionize 
your  life,  just  as  he  revolutionized  his 
own— just  as  he  has  already  revolutionized 
the  lives  of  thousands  who  have  been  his 
pupils  or  have  read  "How  to  Win  Friends 
and  Influence  People." 

How  does  he  do  it?  By  giving  them 
the  courage  to  be  themselves,  and  to  ex- 
press themselves  fully,  without  hedging 
or  fear!  By  showing  them  how  to  break 
through  timidity  and  make  full  use  of 
the  gifts  they  are  born  with! 

UE  proved  to  me,  that  afternoon,  that 
"  even  the  things  of  everyday  experi- 
ence can  play  their  part  in  helping  the 
individual  to  express  himself. 

"Radio  is  not  just  a  medium  of  en- 
tertainment," he  told  me.  "With  its  un- 
precedented variety,  it  is  in  itself  a  com- 
plete course  in  modern  education.  More 
than  any  other  modern  invention,  it  can 
help  you  to  help  yourself.  But  you  must 
know  how  to  use  it. 

"Look  at  the  radio  stars  themselves. 
Why  do  you  think  of  Bing  Crosbv  or 
Kate  Smith  as  your  friend?  Because  they 
are  doing  something  for  you — they  are 
giving  you  pleasure.  Naturally,  you  know 
they  are  being  paid  for  doing  this,  but  that 
is  beside  the  point.  Listening  to  vour 
favorite  star,  you  don't  think  of  how 
much  money  he  is  being  paid — you  think, 
instead,  of  the  pleasure  he  is  giving  you. 

"That's  the  core  of  this  business  of 
making  friends,  and  the  first  and  greatest 
lesson  radio  can  teach  you.  Do  something 
for  others!  There  isn't  a  reason  in  the 
world  why  anybody  should  be  interested 
in  you,  unless  you  first  prove  that  you 
are  interested  in  others,  and  the  best  and 
surest  way  to  prove  this  is  to  do  things 
for  other  people. 

"The  more  you  do  for  others,  the  more 
friends  you  will  have.  I  don't  mean  that 
you  must  do  material  things  for  them. 
The  radio  stars  don't  do  that.  But  you 
must  give  them  pleasure.  If  it's  a  ques- 
tion of  the  pleasure  of  other  people  as 
opposed  to  your  own,  consider  others 
first.  They  may  not  realize  it,  but  un- 
consciously they  will  be  connecting  you 
with  their  own  enjoyment,  and  they  will 
think  of  you  as  a  person  they  like. 

"Always  remember  that  everyone  in 
the  world  wants  to  talk  about  things  that 
concerns  him  personally,  or.  failing  that, 
about  things  that  happen  to  interest  him. 
And  this  makes  it  imperative,  if  you  wish 


58 


RAD  10    MIRROR 


to  have  a  wide  circle  of  friends,  to  widen 
your  field  of  interest,  also  so  that  no 
matter  what  subject  a  new  acquaintance 
is  interested  in  you  will  stand  a  reasonably 
good  chance  of  being  equipped  to  converse 
with  him  on  that  subject. 

"Radio  stands  ready  to  help  the  busy 
person  do  this.  Perhaps  you  haven't  time 
to  read  all  of  your  newspaper  every  day, 
plus  a  good  current-events  magazine  every 
week,  but  you  surely  can  find  time  to 
listen  to  two  fifteen-minute  broadcasts  of 
news  and  comment.  In  addition,  when- 
ever you  have  half  an  hour  to  spare, 
there  is  practically  certain  to  be  some 
excellent  educational  program  on  the  air 
—the  University  of  Chicago  Round  Table 
Discussion,  America's  Town  Meeting  of 
the  Air,  the  Magic  of  Speech  programs, 
the  March  of  Time,  Dr.  Walter  Dam- 
rosch's  music  appreciation  hours,  the 
American  School  of  the  Air— the  list  is 
long  enough  to  fit  any  time  of  any  day 
in  the  week. 

TOO  many  people  don't  really  listen  to 
the  radio,  as  they  would  to  a  teacher 
who  was  actually  present  in  the  flesh. 
You  must  make  a  conscious  effort  to 
assimilate  and  remember  what  you  hear. 
For  instance,  suppose  you  are  listening 
to  Lowell  Thomas  talk  on  the  Sino-Jap- 
anese  situation.  Concisely  and  briefly, 
he  gives  you  the  picture  of  the  latest 
developments  in  the  Far  East.  Now,  if 
you  are  a  business  man,  try  to  remember 
the  substance  of  Thomas'  words  until  the 
next  day,  and  then  discuss  the  subject  at 
lunch  with  a  friend.  If  you  are  a  house- 
wife, remember  it  until  you  meet  a  friend 
the  next  afternoon.  Or  discuss  it  with 
another  member  of  the  family. 

"At  first,  no  doubt,  your  attempts  to 
re-create  the  gist  of  what  you  have  heard 
will  not  be  successful,  but  persevere  and 
you  will  find  your  ideas  coming  more 
easily,  becoming  colored  with  your  own 
opinions,  and  altogether  you  will  begin 
to  lose  the  conscious  effort  you  put  into 
your  radio  listening  at  first. 

"But — there's  a  warning  here,  too.  Don't 
practice  this  method  of  broadening  your 
interests  with  people  who  are  not  already 
your  intimate  friends.  Remember  that 
the  average  person  is  interested  only  in 
what  concerns  him  personally,  and  your 
first  fumbling  attempts  at  re-forming 
what  you  have  heard  will  only  bore  him. 
A  friend,  however,  is  interested  in  you  for 
your  own  sake,  and  will  be  as  interested 
as  you  are. 

"Perhaps  you  can  listen  to  certain  pro- 
grams, like  the  March  of  Time  and 
America's  Town  Meeting  of  the  Air,  to- 
gether with  a  few  friends,  and  then  talk 
about  what  you  have  heard  afterward. 
If  you  can  get  a  good  argument,  so  much 


Those  perpetual  arguers,  Tom  Howard 
and  George  Shelton,  supply  the  com- 
edy for  the  NBC  Sunday  Night  Party. 


J^wd*^" 


OF  LOSING  HER  MAN  ! 


<M*%      i  ■■% 


Isn't  it  a  shame  she  doesn't  know 
this  lovelier  way  to  avoid  offending? 


BEFORE  EVERY  DATE,  wise  girls  bathe 

with  Cashmere  Bouquet.  For  th.s 
deep-cleansing,  perfumed  soap  not 
only  keeps  you  sweet  and  clean 
but  also  alluringly  fragrant.  No  need 

to  worry  about  body   odor,   when 
you  bathe  with  Cashmere  Bouquet. 


YOU   FEEL   MORE   GLAMOROUS    when 

you  guard  your  daintiness  this  love- 
lier way.  Long  after  your  bath, 
Cashmere  Bouquet's  flower-like  per- 
fume still  clings  lightly  to  your  sk.n 


—keeping  you  so  com 


pletely  safe 


from  any 


fear  of  offending! 


H  ;,. 


NOW  ONLY  1 0< 

af  all  drug,  department, 
and  ten-cent  stores 


&~jy\£ 


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1  S***?^ 


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so  alluring  to  men— Cashmere 
Bouquet's  lingering  fragrance!    But 
remember  that  only  a  rare  perfume 
like  Cashmere  Bouquet's  has  that 
special  lingering  quality.  Only 
Cashmere  Bouquet  Soap  brings  you 
the  lovelier  way  to  avoid  offending! 


**i$ 


marvelous  for 
complexions,  too) 

This  pure,  creamy-white  soap  has  such  a 
gentle,  caressing  lather.  Yet  it  removes  every 
trace  of  dirt  and  cosmetics — keeps  your  skin 
alluringly  smooth,  radiantly  clear! 


TO   KEEP    FRAGRANTLY   DAINTY— BATHE   WITH   PERFUMED 

CASHMERE  BOUQUET  SOAP 


59 


RADIO    MIRROR 


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costs!  Have  delicious  Franco -American 
Spaghetti  several  times  a  week.  Serve  it  as  a 
main  dish  for  lunch  or  Sunday  supper,  or  as 
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left-overs  go  further— it  turns  them  into  nour- 
ishing, attractive,  money-saving  dishes. 

But  be  sure  you  get  Franco-American.  This 
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tired  of  Franco-American.  It's  a  great  work- 
saver,  too!  You  just  heat  and  serve  — it's  on 
the  table  in  a  jiffy.  A  can  holding  from  three 
to  four  portions  is  usually  no  more  than  100 
—that's  less  than  30  a  portion. 

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the  better.  There's  nothing  like  a  little 
anger  and  excitement  to  loosen  a  man's 
tongue  and  make  him  able  to  express 
himself  forcefully. 

"Another  thing  you  should  watch  as 
you  listen  to  these  programs,  particularly 
the  current  events  talks,  is  the  pronunci- 
ation of  proper  names,  like  Chiang  Kai- 
shek,  or  Stalin.  For  some  reason,  incor- 
rect pronunciation,  even  more  than  poor 
grammar,  stamps  its  user  as  an  unedu- 
cated person.  The  leading  commentators 
go  to  great  pains  to  get  the  correct  pro- 
nunciation of  these  names,  and  it  will 
help  you  to  fix  the  sound  of  them  in  your 
mind,  just  as  you  fix  the  other  facts  you 
hear. 

"Remember,  there's  no  educational  pro- 
gram out  of  which  you  can't  get  some- 
thing potentially  useful  to  you.  Maybe 
you  know  notning  about  gardens,  for  in- 
stance, and  care  less — but  on  the  other 
hand,  perhaps  your  boss'  wife  is  a  garden 
enthusiast,  so  a  few  minutes  spent  listen- 
ing to  the  CBS  program  called  Your  Gar- 
den and  Mine  may  possibly  pay  for  them- 
selves  many   times  over. 

THEN  there  are  the  many  programs  of 
■  good  music,  and  the  talks  about  music 
which  are  given  during  the  intermissions. 
You  may  find  that  great  music  bores  you 
at  first,"  Carnegie  smiled,  and  added.  "1 
confess  it  did  me.  But  if  you  listen  to  it 
often  enough,  you  will  find  eventually  that 
you  have  stored  up  an  understanding  of 
it  which  will  make  music  a  positive  joy. 

"All  the  time,  as  you  listen  to  educa- 
tional and  musical  programs,  you  are 
broadening  your  mental  outlook,  culti- 
vating your  own  inborn  capacity  to  be 
an  interesting  and  distinctive  person.  Your 
knowledge  of  the  facts  of  current  history 
is  enabling  you  to  form  your  own  opin- 
ions, and  to  state  them  with  the  convic- 
tion and  assurance  that  knowledge  brings 
with  it." 

"How  about  that  matter  of  opinions?"  I 
asked  him.  "Without  meaning  to,  I  often 
find  myself  taking  as  the  truth  the 
opinions  different  commentators  express 
over  the  air,  without  bothering  to  ex- 
amine them.     How  can  one  avoid  that?" 

"To  begin  with,"  Carnegie  replied,  "you 
must  distinguish  between  facts  and  opin- 
ions. When  a  commentator  tells  you 
that  such-and-such  a  number  of  Chinese 
were  killed  in  Shanghai,  that  a  warship 
was  blown  up,  that  some  other  specific 
thing  has  happened,  that's  a  fact,  and  can 
be  taken  without  examination.  But  if  that 
same  commentator  goes  on  to  infer  cer- 
tain opinions  from  those  facts — if  he 
should  say,  for  instance,  that  the  United 
States  ought  to  intervene  in  the  Sino- 
Japanese  situation — that's  an  opinion,  and 
you  should  bring  all  the  other  facts  in 
your  possession  to  bear  upon  the  prob- 
lem before  you  agree  or  disagree  with 
him." 

Even  the  popular  programs,  designed 
purely  for  entertainment,  have  their  les- 
son for  the  person  who  wishes  to  live  a 
fuller,  more  satisfactory  life. 


"Let  the  popular  entertainers  serve  as 
inspirations  to  you,"  he  told  me.  "More 
and  more,  I'm  afraid  that  modern  people 
are  depending  upon  outside  sources  for 
their  pleasure,  instead  of  finding  it  in 
themselves — so  don't  be  satisfied  with 
listening  to  a  dance  band  on  the  air,  but 
let  it  inspire  your  interest  in  a  certain  in- 
strument, so  that  you  want  to  learn  to 
play  that  instrument  yourself.  Then,  as 
you  study  the  piano,  or  the  saxophone, 
listen  to  your  favorite  performers  and 
try  to  learn  from  them.  And  then  you 
and  the  radio  will  be  working  in  part- 
nership to  make  you  a  more  distinctive 
person.  You  may  not  learn  to  play  well 
—it  doesn't  matter.  You  will  be  creating 
your  own  pleasure,  and  adding  to  your 
own  capacities — and  thereby  becoming 
more  interesting  to  others  as  well  as  to 
yourself. 

"The  radio  commentators  can  teach  you 
how  to  speak  in  public,  too — provided 
you  know  something  about  the  art  to 
begin  with.  You  must  have  the  primary 
knowledge  first.  George  Gershwin,  a  com- 
poser, could  listen  to  a  great  symphony 
and  learn  things  that  would  help  him  to 
write  better  music — but  I  could  listen  to 
music  for  a  year,  and  still  I  wouldn't 
be  able  to  write  a  simple  song. 

"It's  the  same  in  public  speaking.  If 
you've  already  learned  a  little  about  how 
to  express  your  ideas  in  public,  either 
from  lessons  or  from  actually  doing  it, 
which  is  much  better,  you  will  have  the 
knowledge  that  enables  you  to  look  past 
the  speaker's  words  and  discover  how  he 
is  obtaining  his  effects. 

"Boake  Carter  can  show  you  how  to 
express  your  ideas  forcefully  and  dra- 
matically, Edwin  C.  Hill  how  to  improve 
your  phrasing  and  diction,  Lowell  Thomas 
how  to  make  every  sentence  and  word 
count.  Dr.  Walter  Damrosch,  of  the 
Music  Appreciation  broadcasts,  and  the 
Rev.  Harry  Emerson  Fosdick  have  the 
two  most  perfect  enunciations  I  have  ever 
heard  on  the  air.  All  these  men.  and 
many  others,  can  help  you  build  upon 
your  previous  knowledge  of  public  speak- 
ing. But  you  must  co-operate  with  them 
by  being  ready,  and  thoughtful  enough, 
to  profit  by  the  lessons  they  can  give  you." 

CARNEGIE  leaned  forward  then,  and 
spake  emphatically.  "But  there's  one 
thing  you  must  remember,  always.  Don't 
try  to  imitate  anyone!  Don't  try  to  re- 
produce Edwin  C.  Hill's  or  Boake  Car- 
ter's mannerisms,  don't  try  to  tell  funny 
stories  like  Bob  Burns  or  Jack  Benny. 
Those  mannerisms,  those  tricks  of  speech 
that  make  Burns  and  Benny  funny,  be- 
long to  the  men  who  use  them.  They  are 
part  of  their  inborn  personalities — the 
residt  of  their  personalites. 

"Use  the  radio  to  help  you  liberate  the 
real  you.  Use  it  to  gain  knowledge,  and 
the  confidence  and  freedom  that  come 
ftom  knowledge.  Above  all,  be  yourself 
to  the  fullest  extent.  Do  this,  and  you 
will  find  your  radio  is  helping  you  to  win 
new   friends   and   influence   people!" 


In  a  Future  Issue — A  new  type  of  feature  for 
everyone  who  listens  to  the  Pepper  Young  Family  pro- 
gram or  who  likes  a  good  story.  Read  PEPPER 
YOUNG  STEPS  OUT  by  Elaine  Sterne  Carrington, 
author  of  these  broadcasts,  who  proves  she  knows 

boys  and  humor 


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a  purely  physical  way.  They  help  you  to 
breathe  properly  and  to  take  a  little  more 
time  in  choosing  the  exact  word  for  your 
meaning.  Hands  are  of  no  use  to  you 
in  this  connection  if  you  use  the  arm  from 
the  elbow.  The  first  thing  a  young  actress 
learns  is  the  cardinal  rule:  Unpin  your 
arms  from  the  elbows!  As  in  playing  golf, 
the  full  movement  must  be  from  the 
shoulder." 

I  WISH  that  I  could  give  you  Peggy's 
■  gestures  as  she  talked,  for  she's  the  per- 
fect example  of  the  principle  she  teaches. 
Throughout  our  conversation,  she  was  re- 
hearsing for  the  starring  role  in  a  stage 
play,  catching  her  cues  off  stage  and  mak- 
ing quick  entrances  through  doors  and 
down  stairways  which  were  as  yet  only 
intriguing  chalk  lines  on  the  bare  boards 
of  the  theater.  Letter-perfect  in  her 
role,  she'd  make  her  exit  and  pick  up  the 
same  idea  she  had  to  leave  hanging  in 
midair,  and  during  all  this  rush  and  ex- 
citement, every  thought — on  or  off  stage 
— was  clearly  and  persuasively  expressed 
in  both  voice  and  action.  But  let  her 
tell  you  herself  some  fascinating  tricks  for 
using  your  hands. 

"You  see,"  she  emphasized,  "an  actress 
must  learn  at  the  very  start  to  do  this 
unobtrusively.  Eventually,  she  should  be 
able  to  perform  a  whole  play  with  her 
hands,  so  that  even  the  very  deaf  can 
understand.  And  there  is  nothing  about 
which  young  people — including  actresses — 
are  so  self-conscious!  This  is  particularly 
true  of  youngsters  in  their  teens,  for  arms 
and  legs  seem  to  grow  much  faster  than 
the  rest  of  the  body.  Her  hands  then 
loom    on    the    owner's    consciousness    like 


Beauty  Tricks  in  Your  Hand 

(Continued   from    page    52) 

huge  hams  which  she's  anxious  to  con- 
ceal, so  she  does  the  worst  thing  possible 
— tries  to  hide  them! 

"If  you  find  that  carrying  a  handker- 
chief seems  to  help,  try  carrying  an 
imaginary  handkerchief — gracefully.  Even 
better  is  the  trick  taught  me  by  a  stage 
veteran  in  my  early  days  in  the  theater. 
The  really  graceful  fundamental  position 
for  your  hands  is  to  have  the  middle  and 
fourth  fingers  always  together.  This  ac- 
tor told  me  that  he  was  trained  for  this 
by  carrying  a  match  between  the  knuckles 
of  these  fingers  close  to  the  palm,  prac- 
ticing all  the  gestures — appeal,  welcome, 
terror,  and  so  forth,  as  taught  in  the  Del- 
sarte  method — until  he  could  do  them 
naturally  without  dropping  the  match. 
This  could  well  be  adapted  to  everyday 
life,  for  nothing  makes  the  hand  look 
more  compact  and  slender,  at  one  and  the 
same  time. 

EVERY  girl  wants  white  hands  and 
"there's  a  little  trick  for  this,  too. 
With  elbows  raised  to  shoulder  height  and 
hands  extended  above  the  head,  twist 
your  hands  rapidly  from  the  wrist — like  a 
shimmy.  The  whole  feeling  should  be  one 
of  relaxation,  though  done  vigorously. 
This  gets  the  congested  blood  out  of  the 
hands  and  makes  them  as  white  as  pos- 
sible. Try  it  some  time  when  your  hands 
are  tired,  or  swollen  with  heat! 

"Bright  polish  makes  the  hands  look 
whiter,  too,  and  there  are  so  many  shades 
available  today  that  there  is  one  for  every 
taste  and  costume.  Of  course,  these  should 
be  chosen  with  discretion.  I  can  still  see 
the  hands  of  a  girl  I  passed  in  the  station 
this  morning.     She  was  wearing  a   slate- 


blue  nail  polish.  It's  possible  that  this 
was  very  effective  with  a  striking  gown 
the  night  before,  but  in  the  cold  light  of 
day  it  looked  as  though  her  hands  had 
mortified. 

THIS  is  also  true  of  unusually  long  nails, 
■  '  which  simply  are  not  practical — and 
look  it.  If  you  want  your  fingers  to 
look  longer,  there  are  so  many  ways  of 
achieving  that  effect  with  your  manicure. 
"Naturally,  I'm  assuming  that  every 
girl  is  taking  good  care  of  the  materials 
with  which  she  works — conscientiously 
grooming  the  hands  themselves,  as  well  as 
learning  to  handle  them  gracefully.  Such 
little  things  as  using  a  hand  lotion  after 
every  washing  and  frequently  massaging 
your  hands  with  cream,  rubbing  them  vig- 
orously for  several  minutes  with  a  washing 
motion,  are  essential  to  beauty.  The 
nails  should  be  buffed  regularly,  too, 
so  that  they  have  a  high  polish  even  be- 
fore the  enamel  is  put  on.  This  is  most 
important  to  the  circulation,  for  the  health 
of  the  nails.  And — one  more  tip — if  your 
nails  are  splitting  and  getting  brittle,  try 
drinking   more   tomato   juice   and   milk!" 


Did  you  get  my  perfect  manicure 
regimen  in  a  previous  issue?  It's 
something  you  should  have  as  the 
very  beginning  of  hand  beauty.  If 
you'd  like  a  practical  manicure 
chart  which  is  easily  and  quickly 
referred  to,  just  send  a  stamped, 
self -ad  dressed  envelope  with  your 
request  to  Joyce  Anderson,  Radio 
Mirror,  122  East  42nd  Street,  New 
York  City. 


YES,  I'M  STILL  SINGLE 


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MISS  ELLEN? 
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SINGLE  IF  YOU  ASKED 
THE  DENTIST  ABOUT 
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COLGATE    DENTAL    CREAM 
COMBATS    BAD    BREATH 


"Colgate's  special 
penetrating  foam 
gets  into  every  tiny 
hidden  crevice  be- 
tween your  teeth 
.  .  .  emulsifies  and 
washes  away  the  de- 
caying food  depos- 
its that  cause  most 
bad  breath,  dull, 
dingy  teeth,  and  much  tooth  de- 
cay. At  the  same  time,  Colgate's 
soft,  safe  polishing  agent  cleans 
and  brightens  the  enamel — makes 
your  teeth  sparkle — gives  new 
brilliance  to  your  smile!" 


THREE    MONTHS 
THANKS   TO    CO 


LATER- 
LGATE'S 


...AND  NO 
TOOTHPASTE 
EVER  MADE 
MY  TEETH  AS 
BRIGHT  AND 
CLEAN  AS 
COLGATE'S! 


j  AND  MISS  ELLEN  SAYS 

I  CAN  HAVE  THE 

H6GEST  PIECE  OF  HER 

WEDDING  CAKE! 


RECENT  TESTS  PROVE  THAT  76%  OF 

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CLEANED  TEETH.  I  ADVISE 

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The  Wickedest  Star  in 
Radio 


(Continued   from   page   19) 

"No!"  I  declaimed  passionately.  "I 
swear  by  the  stars  above  that  your  smile 
is  like  a  rose  wet  with  the  morning  dew." 

Carole  came  back  with  "Then  you  do 
love  me!  Oh,  Charlie,  say  that  you  do! 
Tell  me  that  you  love  me!" 

This  was  a  "quickie."  Whew.  "Well 
what  I  meant  to  say  was  that  ..."  I 
hedged.  "That  is,  you — I  mean  both  of 
us  .  .  ."But  Carole  couldn't  be  stopped. 

"Charlie,  I  fell  madly  in  love  with  you 
the  first  time   I   heard  you  talk." 

It  must  have  been  a  wood  tick.  My 
neck  itched.  "My,  my,  my,"  I  said,  look- 
ing around  to  see  if  help  were  near,  "isn't 
it  nice  that  we're  friends?" 

"Friends!"  shrieked  Carole.  "This  is 
real,  undying  love.  You  love  me,  don't 
you?" 

"Ahem,  now,"  I  parried.  "Let's  be  sen- 
sible  about   this   thing — " 

"But  you  do  love  me?" 

"What  I  really  had  in  mind  was  a  lem- 
onade," I  answered.  When  things  get  too 
warm  I  always  turn  the  subject  to  lem- 
onade. Dottie  Lamour  doesn't  like  a  sour 
turn  in  the  conversation  at  all.  "1  like 
lemonade,  all  right,"  she  told  me  once, 
"but  not  with  you." 

OUT  Carole  couldn't  be  halted  with 
"  lemonade  or  any  other  kind  of  aid. 
"Lemonade!"  she  moaned.  "How  can  1 
think  of  that  with  you  so  near  and  with 
this  passionate,  burning  love  for  you?" 

Poor  girl.  "You'll  meet  someone  else." 
I   told  her  hopefully. 

"There  can  never  be  another,"  she  said 
in  broken  tones.  "I  must  have  you,  hold 
you,  crush  you  to  me.  Without  you  I 
shall  perish!  I  shall  follow  you  to  the 
end  of  the  world,  and  scream  out  my  love 
for  you !" 

Really,  these  Hollywood  women. 
They're  so  impulsive.     My,  my,  my. 

At  first  I  thought  Miss  Ann  Sothern 
was  going  to  be  different.  Not  that  she 
isn't  a  blonde  too,  but  for  a  while  it 
looked  as  though  we  could  meet  on  a 
higher  plane. 

We  talked  culture,  and  1  asked  her  to 
appear  with  my  streamlined'  Shakespeare 
Company. 

"When  it  comes  to  streamlines,  you're 
not  so  bad  yourself,  Babe,"  I  said  to  Miss 
Sothern.  There's  nothing  like  a  deft,  well- 
phrased  compliment  to  break  the  ice. 

1  went  so  far  as  to  offer  Miss  Sothern 
the  part  of  Juliet  opposite  my  Romeo. 
That  was  all  she  needed,  alas. 

"Bring  on  the  balcony.  'Romeo,  Ro- 
meo, wherefor  art  thou  Romeo?'"  she 
quoth. 

"Are  you  still  looking  for  me?"  I 
quipped. 

"All  my  life  I  have  been  looking  for 
you,  my  perfect  Romeo  .  .  .  and  at  last, 
I  hast  found  thee."  We  were  really  get- 
ting somewhere  now. 

"Thou  certainly  hast,  sugar.  Wilt  thou 
kiss  me?"   1    suggested. 

"I  wilt  .  .  .  honey-lam',"  said  Ann  (laps- 
ing into  her  Sothern  accent.) 

"If  thou  wiltest,  I  wilt.  Woo!"  said 
I,  suiting  the  action  to  the  word. 

A  gleam  came  into  Miss  Sothern's  blue 
eyes.  "All  right,  then,  it's  settled,"  she 
said.     "I  play  Juliet." 

"And  I  play  you!"  said  I,  cinching  it. 
That  left  Bergen  to  play  solitaire.  Hot- 
chachacha. 

The  purpose  of  my  streamlined  Shakes- 
peare Company  was  to  carry  "Hamlet"  to 
every  hamlet  in  America,  in  trailers.  "I'd 
look  cute  playing  the  balcony  scene  from 


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the  back  door  of  a  trailer,"  Ann  said. 

That  girl  would  look  cute  anywhere, 
and  I  told  her  so. 

"Oh,"  cried  Miss  Sothern,  clasping 
her  hands.  "I  love  the  way  you  do 
Shakespeare  ...  I  love  the  way  you  sing 
...  I  love  the  way  you  act  ...  1  love  .  .  ." 

That  was  a  little  too  thick,  with  Dottie 
Lamour  also  signed  up  for  the  Shakes- 
peare Company,  and  standing  right  next 
to  me  at  the  moment.  And  most  of  the 
blondes  know  how  I  feel  about  Dottie. 
About  her  husband,  Herbie  Kay,  for  that 
matter. 

"Oh,  a  double  feature!"  cried  Ann,  look- 
ing searchingly  at  me  when  1  explained 
about  Dottie.  "And  what  does  Miss  La- 
mour play?" 

"Dorothy  plays  Demi-tasse  in  'The  Mer- 
chant of  Venice,' "  1  told  Ann.  "We're 
cutting  down  the  part  of  Portia  so  that 
Dottie  is  playing  Half-Portia.  It's  a  con- 
densed version — just  the  cream  of  the 
play." 

But  Ann  was  not  to  be  soothed.  She 
asked  when  the  company  departed.  I 
had  to  confess.     I   hadn't  the  trailer  yet. 

"Now,  if  you'd  like  to  contribute  $10,- 
000  toward  buying  it  ..."  I  suggested. 

"Only  $10,000,  Romeo!"  she  asked 
softly. 

"Only  $10,000,  Juliet,"  I  replied,  just  as 
softly. 

"Miss  Sothern  to  you — and  you  dig  up 
the  ten  thousand  dollars!"  she  hurled  at 
me.  But  I  still  respect  Ann — Miss  Soth- 
ern. 1  mean — even  if  we  can't  do  business 
together.  She  says  that  I  remind  her  of 
her  childhood,  when  her  Poppa  used  to 
spank  her  with  a  big  stick. 

ZASU  PITTS  is  another  one  of  my  little 
friends.  Poor  Zasu,  she  says  herself 
that  she's  "too  backward  to  be  forward" 
and  therefore  never  has  any  luck  in  love. 

I  suppose  I  might  have  been  a  little 
more  helpful  about  her,  but  I  thought  I'd 
give  Bergen  a  break.  He  seems  lonely 
when  he's  not  talking  through  my  hat, 
so  I  thought  a  nice  wife  like  Zasu  would 
be  just  the  thing  for  him.  I  didn't  realize 
until  too  late  that  Miss  Pitts  has  a  hus- 
band, but  she  uses  her  maiden  name  for 
professional  purposes.  I  had  everything 
arranged  except  the  date  of  the  wedding. 

Bergen,  of  course,  was  a  little  reluctant. 
"What  25  this?  Wait  a  minute,"  he  kept 
saying. 

And  Zasu  stood  there  twisting  her  hands 
helplessly,  saying,  "Oh  my  .  .  .  this  is  so 
sudden." 

"Well,  what  kind  of  man  do  you  want 
if  you  don't  want  Bergen?"  I   asked  her. 

"Oh."  wailed  Zasu,  "he  should  be  rather 
.  .  .  sort  of  .  .  .  kind  of  ...  in  a  way  .  .  . 

"That's  Bergen,"  1  said  with  finality. 
"Miss  Pitts,  have  you  ever  known  real 
love?" 

"In  a  way  .  .  .  You  see  .  .  ."  she  mur- 
mured. 

"Come  clean,  Zasu.  Don't  you  believe 
marriage  is  a  wonderful  thing?" 

"Indeed  I  do,"  she  answered.  "I  think 
love  is  just  lovely,  and  so  romantic  .  .  . 
And  it's  not  that  I  couldn't  be  very  happy 
with  Mr.  Bergen,  but  I  don't  think  my 
husband  would  like  it!" 

I'm  through  helping  Bergen  to  be  a 
lady's  man.  If  he  hasn't  the  je  ne  sais 
quoi  (I  forget  how  my  Za_  belle  French 
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that  attracts  women,  I  can't  be  bothered 
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Not  that  he  isn't  the  soul  of  honor,  no 
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Why,  he  just  came  in  and  peeked  over 
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and  your  lovely  self 


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It's  true,  you  may  not  need  to  worry 
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body  the  wrong  impression  about  her." 

I  suppose  1  had  better,  too.  Honesty 
does  pay  dividends,  I  know,  although  1 
never  get  a  chance  to  spend  any  of  Ber- 
gen's and  mine.  All  I  get  is  put  away 
in  a  green  felt-lined  box  when  Bergen  is 
through  with  me,  and  he  has  all  the  fun 
of  buying  fizz-water. 

It  was  this  way  about  Miss  Lombard. 
When  Bergen  learned  that  she  was  to 
be  a  guest  on  our  Sunday  evening  Chase 
and  Sanborn  Hour  on  NBC,  he  went 
(alone,  mind  you,  leaving  me  home  to 
pine — that's  a  good  one!)  to  her  white 
Bel-Air  palace  and  asked  her  how  much 
ribbing  she  would  stand. 

He  almost  got  his  feet  tangled  up  in 
that  white  goat  skin  rug  in  her  living 
room,  but  anyway  he  escaped  with  the 
idea  that  Miss  Lombard  was  a  pretty 
regular  sort  of  girl  with  a  good  sense  of 
humor.  So  then  he  sat  down  and  wrote 
all  that  dialogue  for  Carole  and  me.  1 
still  think  he  gave  her  all  the  best  lines, 
but  maybe  he  was  just  being  polite. 

I  HAD  an  idea  before  I  came  to  Holly- 
'  wood  that  the  glamour  girls  had  no  hu- 
mor. Gadzooks,  I  thought  to  myself,  Ber- 
gen is  going  to  have  himself  a  time  when 
he  starts  kidding  those  guest  artists.  Be- 
cause he  won't  have  me  saying  pretty 
nothings  to  anyone.  But  so  far  he  hasn't 
met  one  star  who  couldn't  take  it. 

Miss  Constance  Bennett  even  asked  to 
be  given  a  rough  going-over — verbally,  of 
course,  of  course.  And  she  got  it.  Mis- 
ter W.  C.  Fields  even  told  a  joke  about 
her  blood  being  used  in  a  transfusion  to 
save  a  child's  life,  and  the  child  froze  to 
death.  My,  oh  my.  1  didn't  think  Connie 
would  permit  that  one,  but  she  did. 

Connie  and  I  didn't  have  a  chance  to 
get  together  in  that  broadcast,  but  I'm 
hoping  she'll  return.  I  know  she  likes 
me  because  she  told  me  that  I  looked  bet- 
ter every  day.  Before  I  had  a  chance  to 
tell  her  that  1  bet  she  told  all  the  dummies 
that,  M'ster  Fields  interrupted,  which  was 
not  a  very  gentlemanly  thing  to  do. 

"Why  shouldn't  he?"  he  growled.  "He's 
just  had  a  new  paint  job." 

Just  as  if  I  were  a  wagon  or  a  barber 
pole.  Sometimes  Mister  Fields  is  a  trial 
to  me.  But  if  you  look  at  it  from  his 
viewpoint,  I  may  be  a  wooden  cross  for 
him  to  bear. 

But  I  don't  care.  No  matter  what  hap- 
pens, I  still  have  my  memories.  They 
keep  me  busy  nights  when  I  am  shut  up 
in  my  little  felt-lined  box.  Ah.  shall  1 
ever  forget  gazing  into  the  blue  of  Sonja 
Henie's  eyes  and  asking  her,  with  my 
heart  in  my  mouth: 

"When  you  fall  down,  do  you  always 
land  Sonja  side  up?" 

Ah  me,  life  as  well  as  love  is  full  of  ups 
and  downs. 

But  definitely. 


MUM  TAKES  THE  ODOR  OUT  OF  PERSPIRATION 


Another  TRUE  ADVEN- 
TURE by  Floyd  Gibbons 
will  be  in  the  next  issue 
of  RADIO  MIRROR. 
You  won't  miss  it  if  you 
like  real  life  drama  and 
human  interest. 


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The  Blind  Can  See;  the  Deaf 


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Hear 


(Continued  from  page  14) 

hear  nor  see. 

I  think  I  know  how  Steve  felt.  For 
once  1  lay  five  endless  days  in  a  hospital 
bed  myself,  wondering  if  1  would  ever 
see  again.  But  I  could  hear.  Steve  could 
not. 

Then  followed  a  Deriod  of  which  Steve 
is  now  rather  ashamed.  He  became 
morose  and'  mean,  making  every  one  who 
came  near  him  feel  that  they  were  di- 
rectly responsible  for  his  condition. 

Finally,  one  day,  some  one  pressed 
Steve's  hand  lightly.  He  could  tell  his 
visitor  was  a  woman.  Then  she  placed  a 
large  piece  of  cardboard  in  Steve's  left 
hand.  Holding  the  index  finger  of  Steve's 
right  hand  she  slowly  printed  on  the 
cardboard  in  large  capital  letters: 
M-Y     N-A-M-E     I-S     P-L-A-N-T-N-E-R 

"It  is  hard  to  explain  what  those  four 
words  meant  to  me,"  Steve  says.  _  "I  had 
actually  had  a  message  transmitted  to 
me!  I  am  not  ashamed  to  confess  I  cried 
a  little." 

Yes  sir,  after  months  of  darkness  and 
silence  Steve  understood  something  that 
some  one  tried   to  tell   him. 

The  woman  who  sent  that  first  message 
to  Steve's  brain  was  Miss  Mary  Louise 
Plantner,  a  wealthy  young  woman  inter- 
ested in  social  work.  Day  after  day  she 
spent  countless  hours  at  Steve's  bedside 
patiently  tracing  letters  on  cardboard  with 
one  of  his  fingers.  Fortunately,  they  were 
soon  able  to  improve  on  this  method. 

IT  happened  this  way:  A  doctor,  using 
one  of  his  own  fingers  experimentally 
printed  "HELLO"  on  Steve's  chest.  And 
Steve  understood.  That  gave  him  an  idea, 
the  first  he  had  had  since  he  had  been 
stricken.  The  very  next  day  he  was  read- 
ing the  letters  as  they  were  traced  on 
the  back  of  his  hand  by  Miss  Plantner. 

Then  they  really  went  to  work.  Within 
three  months  of  intensive  study  they  mas- 
tered four  grades  of  Braille.  In  another 
month  they  had  the  Morse  code  down 
pat.  Then  the  combined  abbreviation  of 
Braille  and  the  code  were  used  to  speed 
up  their  "conversation."  They  became  so 
clever  at  it  that  sometimes  an  entire  day 
went  by  without  their  spelling  out  one 
single  word.  There  was  B  for  "be".  C 
for  "can",  D  for  "do",  DD  for  "doing", 
X    for   "how   are  you?" 

Steve  was  now  ready  for  more  advanced 
work.  He  was  eager  to  learn  to  "read" 
by  placing  his  fingers  on  the  speaker's 
lips  and  throat.  But  he  was  too  old  to 
get  into  the  famous  Perkins  Institute  at 
Watertown,  Mass.  However,  Miss  Plant- 
ner arranged  to  take  lessons  from  some 
of  the  instructors  during  their  off  hours. 

Just  at  this  time  Steve's  voice  turned 
sour.  For  a  time  he  could  not  speak  above 
a  whisper.  Fear  of  losing  the  power  of 
speech  gave  him  the  creeps.  But  Miss 
Plantner  refused  to  become  discouraged. 
With  the  help  of  those  Perkins'  teachers, 
a  physician  and  a  woman  who  taught  in 
a  school  for  the  deaf,  she  restored  Steve's 
confidence.  And  Steve's  voice  was  not 
long  in   following. 

Three  years  later  Steve  and  Miss  Plant- 
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to  appear  in  a  neighborhood  theater  for 
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view by  a  reporter  for  the  London  Times 
took  place  on  the  stage  instead  of  the 
regular  program.  Near  the  end  of  the 
interview,  Steve  took  his  hand  from  the 
reporter's  face  for  a  moment  and  acci- 
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lie  object.  Within  a  few  minutes  he  was 
told  it  was  a  microphone  and  that  the 
entire  interview  had  been  broadcast  by 
the  British  Broadcasting  Company.  They 
had  been  afraid  he  would  become  nervous 
if  he  had  known  about  it  at  the  begin- 
ning. 

Well  sir,  Steve  never  did  have  mike 
fright.  He  explains  it  himself  by  saying 
it  is  because  he  can't  see  the  darn  thing. 

At  the  theater  performance  people 
wrote  questions  which  were  answered  by 
Miss  Plantner  and  Steve.  One  night  some 
one  asked  Steve  what  he  would  do  if  his 
hearing  was  suddenly  restored. 

"1  would  immediately  become  a  thor- 
ough nuisance  to  a  most  gracious  lady," 
was  Steve's  answer.  "I  would  seek  out 
Miss  Jessica  Dragonette  and  camp  on  her 
doorstep  until  she  consented  to  sing  'Alice 
Blue  Gown'  for  at  least  one  entire  after- 
noon. For  that  was  the  last  song  1  ever 
heard." 

The  ensuing  tour  through  Europe  and 
Russia  took  Steve  within  half  a  mile  of 
the  location  of  that  outpost  in  Siberia 
where   all   his   troubles   began. 

All  the  way  back  home  Steve  kept 
thinking  about  how  successful,  according 
to  Miss  Plantner,  had  been  the  radio 
broadcasts  of  their  programs  in  London. 
His  voice,  she  had  said,  was  pleasing.  Well, 
it  was  the  only  thing  he  had  left.  11  it 
went  over  on  this  microphone  thing  maybe 
he  ought   to  do   something  about   it. 

WELL  sir,  in  Chicago  Steve  looked  up 
my  good  old  pal  Charlie  Lyon,  the 
radio  announcer.  Charlie  was  interested 
and  friendly.  And  Steve  really  did  have  a 
voice  that  clicked.  Charlie  coached  Steve 
for  almost  a  month  on  microphone  tech- 
nique, how  to  govern  his  voice.  And 
then  he  got  Steve  an  audition  at  the  Chi- 
cago studios  of  a  national  network. 

Those  men  who  heard  the  audition  did 
not  learn  that  Steve  was  blind  and  deaf 
until  a  minute  before  he  began  to  talk. 
And  they  were  amazed  at  the  way  he  put 
it  over.  And  Steve  sat  there  trembling 
with  weakness,  for  he  had  no  way  of  know- 
ing whether  he  had  been  good,  or  other- 
wise. That  is,  not  until  Charlie  Lyon 
went  in  to  tell  him. 

Today  Steve  is  out  in  Lincoln,  Nebras- 
ka, with  the  Central  States  Broadcasting 
Company.  But  on  a  certain  mid-summer 
night  he  stood  beside  me  in  a  Columbia 
studio  in  New  York  while  I  broadcast 
the  story  of  his  adventure.  And  Jessica 
Dragonette  was  there,  too.  And  she  was 
there  to  sing  for  Steve.  For,  despite  the 
boast  he  had  made  in  London.  Steve  had 
never  had  the  courage  to  look  up  Miss 
Dragonette.  But  she  knew  about  him 
because  he  did  write  her  a  letter.  And 
others  had  told  her  about  this  man  with 
a  consuming  urge  to  again  hear  her  sing 
'Alice  Blue  Gown".  She  was  there  to 
sing  it  while  this  admirer  "listened"  with 
his  finger   tips  on   her  throat. 

Well,  boys  and  girls,  it  was  a  big  mo- 
ment in  my  life  that  night  when  I  took 
Steve's  sensitive  right  hand  and  placed  the 
fingers  over  my  lips  and  throat.  You  see, 
I  don't  think  it  had  ever  been  done  over 
the  air.     I   said,  "Ready,  Steve?" 

Cartright:  Ready,  Floyd,  1  can  hear 
you. 

Gibbons:  Miss  Dragonette  is  standing 
right  here  beside  you,  Steve.  Perhaps 
she  would  be  willing  to  sing  "Alice  Blue 
Gown"  again  for  you. 

Miss  Dragonette:  I'd  be  very  happy 
to,  Floyd. 

Gibbons:  May  I  place  his  fingers  on 
your  throat?  I'm  sure  it  won't  interfere 
with  your  singing.  You  see,  I  want  Steve 
to  hear  the  song  he  heard  you  sing  on  that 
tragic  day  eleven  years  ago. 

Miss   Dragonette:    Certainly,    Floyd. 

Gibbons:  There. 


RADIO    M IRROR 


Steve's  fingers  were  as  light  as  feathers 
on  the  fair  throat  ot  the  great  singer. 
There  was  wonder,  and  worship,  on  his 
face  as  Miss  Dragonette  sang  the  first  few 
soft  notes  ot  her  song  And  Steve,  con- 
centrating his  rare  sense  of  touch  so  as  not 
to  miss  a  single,  delicate  vibration,  looked 
like  a  person  must  look  when  he  sees  a 
beautiful  vision.  There  was  something 
almost  ethereal  about  that  expression. 

Steve's  control  of  those  fingers,  whose 
sense  would  shame  a  Jimmy  Valentine, 
was  less  certain  with  his  voice.  It  broke 
a  little  when  he  thanked  her  after  the 
last  bar: 

"That  was  beautiful.  Miss  Dragonette. 
More  beautiful  than  when  I  heard  you 
sing  it  eleven  years  ago.  I  can't  tell  you 
how  much  1  appreciate  your  coming  here 
tonight." 

IT  was  a  privilege,"  Miss  Dragonette 
■  replied.  "And  for  it  I  want  to  thank 
the  woman  whose  efforts  made  it  possible 
for  you  to  be  here  tonight  and  under- 
stand." 

She  was  referring,  of  course,  to  Mary 
Louise  Plantner,  who  was  listening  in  half 
way  around  the  world.  For  she  is  now 
Mrs.  George  Thornhill,  wife  of  a  British 
engineer,  and  residing  in  the  industrial 
city  of   Kobe,  Japan. 

1  wish  all  of  you  could  have  been  with 
me  that  night  to  witness  that  really  mov- 
ing scene  in  the  studio.  In  all  my  years 
of  broadcasting  I  had  never  been  so 
touched.  1  saw  Steve  Cartright's  hands 
tremble  when  he  touched  the  white  throat 
of  Jessica  Dragonette.  And  when  she 
went  into  her  song  the  expression  on  his 
face  was  happier  than  any  1  had  ever  seen. 
There  seemed  to  be  a  light  on  it.  Muscles 
in  the  corner  of  my  jaws  began  to  ache. 
I  wondered  how  Miss  Dragonette  had  the 
control  to  carry  on  without  a  break.  1 
couldn't.  Jean  Paul  King  stepped  in  on 
the  last  minute  of  the  broadcast,  repeat- 
ing the  litt:e  talk  1  had  always  given 
before.  And  well  at  the  end  of  the  broad- 
cast, the  phone  calls  and  the  wires  and 
the  letters  came  pouring  in.  It  wasn't 
hard  for  me  to  pick  Stephen  Cartright 
as  the  winner  of  the  Grand  Award  of 
§250.00  for  the  best  story  of  the  month 
on  my  Colgate  program.  Good  luck, 
Steve! 

A  great  reporter  -whose  biggest  bead- 
lines  never  told  stories  more  thrilling  than 
those  he  brings  to  the  microphone,  Floyd 
Gibbons  next  month  writes  another  great 
True  Adventure.  For  Gibbons'  Your  True 
Adventure  program,  sponsored  by  Colgate- 
Palmolive-Peet  Co.,  tune  in  to  youi 
nearest  Columbia  Broadcasting  System 
station  every  Thursday  night  at  10:00 
p.m.  E.S.T. 


Rudy    Vaiiee's    newest    discovery — 

Tommy    Riggs,    who    talks    with    two 

voices,    his    own    and    the    little    girl 

named  Betty  Lou. 


James  Dunn, 
Columbia  star 
now  appearing 
in  "Venus 
Makes  Trouble". 


drops  a  hint 


"I  MET  THEM  ON  SHIPBOARD- 
Tom  and  Sally  Roberts,  on  their  honey- 
moon. They  seemed  ideally  suited  .  .  . 


"IMAGINE  MY  SURPRISE,  then,  to 
find  Sally  alone  on  deck  one  night— hud- 
dled in  a  corner  crying  her  heart  out . . . 


W^W^ 


"SHE  TOLD  ME  HER  TROUBLES  - 
said  Tom  seemed  to  be  tiring  of  her 
...He  was  always  finding  fault  with 
her  appearance  and  he  didn't  even 
care  about  kissing  her  any  more... 


"JUDGING  TOM  BY  OTHER  MEN- 
who  are  always  repelled  by  dry,  rough 
lips— I  dropped  a  pretty  broad  hint  about 
the  lipstick  that  I've  heard  so  many  girls 
praising  for  its  Beauty -Cream  base..." 


NOW  THAT  JIMMY   DUNN    HAS  TOLD  ME 
ABOUT  KISSPROOF  LIPSTICK,  MY  HONEY- 
MOON WILL  NEVER   BE  OVER!.. .THE 
BEAUTY-CREAM  BASE  OF  KISSPROOF 
PROTECTS  MY  LIPS  FROM  DRYNESS  .... 


KEEPS  THEM  ALWAYS  SMOOTH  AND  KISSABLE 


-  v    Kissproof  Lipstick  in  5  luscious  shades 
at  drug  and  department  stores 

Match  it  with  Kissproof  rouge,  2  styles 

—  Lip  and  Cheek  (creme)  or  Compact  (dry). 
Kissproof  Powder  in  5  flattering  shad 

Generous  trial  sizes  at  all  10c  stores. 


:50c 


KissprooJ 

J^l^cLuMa.  LIPSTICK   A^/rOUCE 


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FREED 


Woman's  place  was  in  the  home! 

Not  many  years  ago,  it  was  un- 
thinkable that  women  would  ever 
compete  with  men  in  business,  in 
sport,  in  art!  The  ordeals  of  her  sex 
made  it  apparently  impossible. 

Yet  today,  woman  is  freed.  Every- 
where, in  every  field,  she  competes  on 
a  basis  of  strict  equality.  Her's  is  a 
new  life. 

And  the  greatest  contribution,  per- 
haps, to  this  new  freedom,  was  one 
woman's  courage  in  defying  tradition. 
She  dared  to  say  that  women  were  not 
meant  to  suffer.  She  dared  to  claim 
that  no  wife  or  mother  must  spend 
one-quarter  of  her  life  wracked  with 
pain.  She  dared  to  assert  that  the 
ordeal  of  motherhood  could  be  eased. 

We  know  now  that  Lydia  Pinkham 
was  right.  And  it  is  doubtful  whether, 
throughout  the  entire  world,  any  sin- 
gle aid  to  woman  has  won  more  eager 
gratitude  than  Lydia  Pinkham's 
Vegetable  Compound.* 

We  have  received  more  than  a  mil- 
lion letters  blessing  Lydia  Pinkham 


for  enabling  the  writers  to  go  "smiling 
through"  the  ordeals  of  a  woman's  life. 

The  bitter  aches  and  pains,  the  ter- 
rific mental  and  nervous  strain  that 
so  many  women  undergo,  are  often 
needless.  As  wife,  mother,  daughter, 
you  owe  it  to  those  about  you  to  test 
whether  Lydia  Pinkham's  Vegetable 
Compound  will  not  help  you,  also,  to 
go  "smiling  through."  Why  not  get  a 
bottle  today  from  your  druggist? 


For  three  generations  one  woman 
has  told  another  how  to  go  "smiling 
through"  with  Lydia  E.  Pinkham's 
Vegetable  Compound.  It  helps  Na- 
ture tone  up  the  system,  thus  lessen- 
ing the  discomforts  (functional  dis- 
orders) which  must  be  endured, 
especially  during 

The  Three  Ordeals 
of  Woman 

/.  Passingfrom  girlhood  into  woman- 
hood. 
2.  Preparing  for  Motherhood. 
J.  approaching  "Middle  .4ge." 


One  woman  tells  another  how  to  go  "Smiling  Through"  with 
c*Z~adta  (3-  cZMWnamb  Vegetable  Compound 


Behind  the  Hollywood  Front 

{Continued  from  page   29) 
SLIPS  IN  THE  MIKE 

Commentators  should  be  more  careful 
and  accurate  in  their  output.  The  public 
generally  considers  these  ether  talkers  as 
educators,  as  men  who  speak  whereof  they 
know,  and  the  public  is  inclined  to  take 
their  words  as  gospel.  It  is  therefore 
important,  I  think,  that  the  commenta- 
tor realize  his  duty  to  the  listener  and 
strive  vigorously  for  accuracy.  Here  are 
a  few  of  the  less  important  slips,  but  they 
are  indicative  of  a  carelessness  that  should 
be  curbed. 

John  Nesbit's  "...  when  Hollywood 
was  an  apple  orchard" — which  it  never 
was  .  .  .  Edwin  C.  Hill's  "  .  .  with  Cus- 
ter at  Little  Big  Horn  in  Wyoming" — 
which  it  isn't.  Little  Big  Horn  is  in  Mon- 
tana. .  .  .  John  B.  Kennedy's  reference  to 
the  work  done  by  Naturalist  Luther  Bur- 
bank  in  the  California  town  that  bears  his 
name — whereas  Luther  never  saw  Bur- 
bank,  California,  in  his  life. 


Charles  Winninger  is  as  tickled  as  if 
he'd  run  a  nail  in  his  foot.  He  just  dis- 
covered that  Frank  (Bring  'Em  Back 
Alive)  Buck  bought  ten  acres  next  to 
the  Winninger  estate  in  San  Fernando 
Valley  and  that  Buck  is  raising  pythons 
on  the  property.  Charlie  is  seriously  con- 
sidering signing  the  pledge — just  to  be 
on  the  safe  side. 


Benny  Goodman  is  using  all  his  per- 
suasion to  get  the  Camel  script  writers  to 
give  him  some  speaking  lines  in  his  air- 
show,  but  they  don't  think  Benny  has 
the  air  personality  to  do  much  talking. 
And  neither  do  1.  A  guy  who's  as  good 
as  he  is  at  swing  ought  to  let  it  go  at 
that    and   give    some   of   us   less  talented 

lads  a  chance. 

*    *    * 

RAISED   EYEBROWS 

It's  reliably  reported  to  me  that  Fran- 
ces Farmer  needs  a  spanking.  On  several 
occasions  of  late  she's  let  nothing  what- 
ever stand  in  the  way  of  a  good  time — 
for  herself.  If  she's  committed  to  a  broad- 
cast or  a  personal  appearance  and  gets 
an  invitation  to  go  on  a  camping  trip,  say, 
she  tosses  away  the  committment  (if 
legally  she  can)  and  off  she  goes  on  the 
trip — apparently  not  considering  the  feel- 
ings of  those  who  are  left  holding  the  bag. 
What  really  big  stars  are  so  inconsiderate? 


Don't  be  a  dummy!    Get  a  dummy! 

Which  is  this  week's  recipe  for  sensa- 
tional success.  Of  course  the  advice,  ad- 
monition or  suggestion  (take  your  cherce) 
is  prompted  by  the  skyrocketing  to  fame 
of  a  precocious  bug-eyed  lad  named  Char- 
lie McCarthy,  the  Komedy  King  of  the 
Kilocycles.  To  be  sure,  Charlie  wouldn't 
amount  to  much  without  Edgar  Bergen, 
because  Edgar  literally  puts  all  those 
funny  sayings  into  Charlie's  mouth  and 
sees  to  it  that  Charlie  accompanies  these 
wise  cracks  with  many  droll  expressions. 
On  the  oilier  hand,  Charlie  sees  to  it  that 
Mr.  Bergen  drags  down  better  than  $3,- 
500   weekly.     So    they're    even. 

And  everyone  has  become  dummy-con- 
scious. The  movies  especially,  Bergen 
and  his  imp  are  signed  to  Universal  and 
Sam  Goldwyn  •  contracts,  so  M-G-M  im- 
ported a  Viennese  doll  yclept  (named, 
to  you)   Yorick,  and  on  the  screen  when 


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Yorick  talks,  it'll  be  Frank  Morgan's 
voice.  Paramount  is  offering  Mamie 
O'Grady,  a  dancing  doll  created  by  Tom- 
my Wonder.  Maybe  Mamie  and  Charlie 
McCarthy  will  marry,  and  (as  Fields  so 
quaintly  suggested)  raise  a  family  of 
clothes-pins. 

Anyhow,  when  one  entertainer  or  one 
type  of  entertainment  is  very  successful, 
plenty  of  imitations  mushroom.  So  look, 
this  fall,  for  a  radio  show  with  a  dummy — 
not  the  usual  run  of  comedian  but  a 
ventriloquist's  dummy — and  no  end  of 
movies  about  them. 


Most  critics  agree  that  Martha  Rave 
nearly  lost  her  spot  on  the  Al  Jolson  show 
because  of  her  nervousness.  Be  that  as 
it  may,  the  lass  with  the  large  oral  cavity 
and  the  hog-calling  voice  has  become  so 
used  to  audiences,  large  and  small,  that 
she's  developing  an  amazing  personal  fol- 
lowing. There's  nothing  like  personal  ap- 
pearances to  give  stage  presence  to  per- 
formers. Martha  was  brought  up  in  the 
intimacy  of  night  clubs  and  large  groups 
of  people  bothered  her.  Last  time  I  saw 
her  working  in  a  picture  on  the  Para- 
mount lot  she  was  nervous  as  a  cat  because 
even  the  technical  staff  was  there  to  see 
her  perform.  It's  a  tip  to  you  and  you 
and  you.  Whenever  you  can  do  so,  ap- 
pear before  an  audience  and  strive  for 
ease.  It  will  benefit  your  daily  contacts 
with  all  kinds  of  people. 


Big-time  radio  producers  this  fall  are 
tearing  their  hair  for  Big  Names — and 
most  of  them  are  working  on  picture  as- 
signments. Get  famous  in  radio  and  '.he 
movies'll  gobble  you  up,  you  lucky  thing. 


Lend  an  ear  this  fall  to  Elaine  and 
John  Barrymore  performing  in  that  clever 
piece,  "The  Animal  Kingdom."  Then  bend 
an  eye  to  the  press  and  see  the  fun  the 
caption-writers  and  newsmen  have  in  re- 
porting that  stage  engagement. 


There's  some  pretty  stiff  competition  on 
the  airlanes  for  Jeanette  MacDonald  Ray- 
mond. Imagine  bucking  a  program  as 
popular  as  Jack  Benny's.  But  Jeanette's 
sponsors  figured  that  everybody  doesn't 
like  Benny,  and  so  she'll  garner  an  au- 
dience. While  she  may  lose  the  ear  of 
Gene's  mother,  who  eyed  the  romance  with 
a  glare  and  who  wouldn't  even  appear  at 
her  son's  wedding,  still  Jeanette  can  count 
on  her  husband's  _  rapt  attention — and, 
once  in  a  while,  mine. 


Gracie  Allen's  four-year-old  daughter. 
Sandra,  complains  because  mamma  hasn't 
had  time  to  play  with  her  lately.  Accord- 
ing to  Sandra,  Gracie  has  been  busy  read- 
ing what  looks  like  the  telephone  direc- 
tory and  what  Sandra  calls  "Gone  With 
the  Wind." 

*    *    * 

Arthur  Godfrey,  ex-voice  on  the  Prof. 
Quiz  show,  used  to  peddle  cemetery  lots. 
This  winter  he  joins  the  ranks  of  the  non- 
actors  who  find  themselves  cinematerial. 
His  radio  work  landed  him  the  picture  con- 
tract, but  how  he  moved  from  cemetery 
plots  to  radio  remains  a  mystery  to  me, 
unless  there's  some  connection  with  this 
occupation  and  the  jokes  of  most  of  our 
radio  comics. 


Mollie,    of    Fibber    McGee   and    Molly, 
plays  all  the  femme  roles  on  the  show  and 


WORKED  WONDERS  ESS  SKIN 


This  advertisement  is  based  on  an  actual 
experience  reported  in  an  unsolicited  letter. 
Subscribed  and  sworn  to  before  me. 


V'o'i,'.,       ,..-i'^L-»t^_  At-a^  0«^^-    NO 


TARY    PUBLIC 


"My  skin  was  awful.  I  was 
ashamed  to  even  look  in  a 


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WORKED  \ 
WONDERS  i 


"I'm  not  afraid  of  a  mirror  now. 
Yeast  Foam  Tablets  are  every- 
thing you  claim  —  if  not  more" 

NOTE:  The  above  letter  is  so  typical  of  many  others  thai 
it  justifies  a  thorough  trial  of  Yeast  Foam  Tablets  in  simi* 
lar  cases  of  skin  or  complexion  disorders. 

ARE  you  missing  good  times — suffering 
**■  needless  embarrassment — because  of  a 
pimply,  blemished  skin?  Then  this  true 
story  from  real  life  is  meant  for  you !  It's  an 
actual  experience,  not  an  advertising  claim. 

It  came  to  us,  a  simple  letter  written  in 
pencil — just  one  of  many  from  grateful 
girls  who  have  regained  their  natural  beauty 
with  the  aid  of  pleasant-tasting  Yeast  Foam 
Tablets. 

Let  Yeast  Foam  Tablets  help  rid  your 
system,  too,  of  the  poisons  which  are  the 
real  cause  of  so  many  unsightly  skins.  This 
pasteurized  yeast  is  rich  in  precious  natural 
elements  which  often  stimulate  sluggish 


"Then  I  started  taking  your 

tablets.  I've  taken  them  for 

a  month" 


y. 


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ttUST  W» 


digestive  organs — help  to  restore  natural 
elimination — and  thus  cleanse  the  system 
of  beauty-destroying  wastes. 

You'll  look  better — and  feel  better — 
when  Yeast  Foam  Tablets  help  you  as  they 
have  helped  thousands  of  others. 

Now,  with  this  new  Double-Value  size 
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Yeast  Foam  Tablets — and  refuse  sub- 
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Tablets — and  refuse  substitutes. 


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Please  send  me  FREE  TASTE  SAMPLE  of  Yeast 
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pleasant  to  take  yeast  in  this  form. 


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NOTES  TO  ANNOUNCERS 

Well-informed  people 
Say  "gratis"  and  "status" 
As  if  these  (and  "stratus") 
Sounded  like  "mate  us." 

There's  no  'edge'  in  'education' 
Please  don't  say  'root'  for  'rout' 
'Quin-TOO-plets,'    'hi-ber-NAY-ting' 
Make   English  purists  pout. 
There  is  no  V  in  'Washington' 
'Ack-lie-MATE'   is   wrong 
Take  no  long  'e'  on  'effective' 
For  these  things  rate  you  the  gong. 


Tim  and  Irene  have  been  dishing  out 
some  very  fancy  comedy  on  their  guest 
appearances.  Better  1  think  than  the 
stuff  they  offered  on  their  own  series  a 
few  months  back.  When  they're  good, 
they're  very,  very  good,  but  when  they 
aren't  they're  pediculous — but  aren't  all 
comics?  This  team  needs  good  material— 
when  they  get  it,  Burns  and  Allen  better 
keep  stepping  right  along. 


EXPERIMENTAL   STUFF 

Dwight  Cooke  is  the  lad  who  produces 
the  Chase  and  Sanborn  shows  with  Charlie 
McCarthy,  Edgar  Bergen,  W.  C.  Fields, 
Dorothy  Lamour,  Don  Ameche — you  go 
on  from  there.  Anyhow,  Dwight  once 
produced  a  show  called  "The  Ticklish 
Corpse"  in  April  of  1936.  In  this  plaster, 
the  actors  were  handed  cards  on  which 
the  synopsis  of  the  plot  was  typed  and 
the  idea  was  for  them  to  ad  lib— to  make 
up  their  speeches  as  they  went  along — 
in  order  to  tell  the  story.  I  didn't  care 
so  much  for  that — feeling  that  the  writ- 
er's job  was  important  to  any  radio  broad- 
cast and  that  here  the  actors  were  ex- 
pected to  be  writers,  in  a  sense.  But  it 
was  an  experiment  and  it  was  original. 
Now — Dwight  is  doing  a  good  job  with  the 
C  &  S  show  but  so  could  you  and  you — if 
you  had  the  money  to  buy  the  talent  that 
appears  on  that  show.  What  I  wonder  is 
this:  Where  are  Cooke's  flights  of  origi- 
nality and  fancy?  And  is  a  real  artist 
being  spoiled  by  the  production  of  a  show 
that  needs  very  little  production?  Or  am 
I  getting  too  worked  up  about  it  all? 


The   radioite   I'd   like  to  fight 

Is  he  who  says  "heith"  for  "height." 

%         H*         ^ 

AMATEUR  RADIO  WRITERS! 

The  morning  hours  are  still  cluttered 
with  sappy  serials,  burdensome  sales  chat- 
ter and  much  talk-talk  of  other  descrip- 
tions. But  there's  little  can  be  done  about 
it  under  the  present  set-up.  Certainly 
you've  said  to  yourself,  "I  can  write  a  bet- 
ter serial  than  that  plaster."  And  no  doubt 
you  can.  But  try  and  sell  it.  Sponsors 
find  it  nearly  impossible  to  buy  the  more 
desirable  radio  time  (p.  m.)  and  in  pur- 
chasing programs  for  the  morning  hours 
they  buy  solely  (with  few  exceptions)  on 
the  basis  of  price  and  not  quality.  The 
serials  (called  "strip  shows")  are  therefore 
simply  fillers  for  the  sales  messages  and 
bring  as  little -as  $3  per  episode.  Hardly 
profitable  typewriter-pounding  even  for 
tyros.     However,  if  you  have  patience  and 


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talent,  it's  one  way  of  breaking  into  r 

writing. 

*    *    * 


idio 


Dorothy  Lamour,  whose  looks  are  far 
more  beautiful  than  her  pipes,  never  fails 
to  kiss  Charlie  McCarthy  before  I  he 
broadcast.  Sort  of  good  luck,  you  know. 
But  I  never  get  a  break.  Before  writing 
this  column,  do  you  think  I  get  to  kiss 
Dorothy  Lamour?     You're  right!  1  don't. 


VIA    WIRE — Lily    Pons    contends    that 
"Only    the    Birds    Sing    Free," — that's    why 
she  refused  to  rehearse  in  front  of  Holly- 
wood    Bowl     fans — and     I     don't     blame 
her  .  .  .  Pinky  Tomlin  is  a  confirmed  coke 
drinker,     no     other    stimulants    touch     his 
dainty  lips,  so  there  .  .  .  Basil  Rathbone  is 
in    the    doghouse    with    the    powers-that-be 
on    Hollywood    Hotel.      He    missed    all    re- 
hearsals,  showed   up   at  the   broadcast  just 
a  little  before  air-time,  then  made   frantic 
lads  madder  than  ever  by   doing   his  stint 
without    the    slightest    mistake    .    .    .    Irene 
Rich    owns    three    homes    in    Hollywood — 
and  lives  in  a  hotel  .  .  .   Raymond   Paige 
has  such  a  weakness  for  boats  and  sailing 
that    his    bandmen    call    him    "Poop-Deck 
Pappy",  which  plays  hell  with  dignity  .  .  . 
Aside  to  Mr.  J.  K.  F.      Stop  writing  those 
amorous  letters  to  Frances  Langford.    Her 
sole  heart  interest  is  Ken  Dolan,  her  man- 
ager.    You  haven't  a  chance  .  .  .  Of  course, 
you    knew    that   Prof.    Quiz    looks    surpris- 
ingly  like  Teddy   Roosevelt   .   .   .   Yes,   Mr. 
Phil  Harris  is  wedded,  she's   Marcia   Rals- 
ton .  .  .  Joy  Hodges  feels  plenty  bad  these 
days.       Particularly     because     Don     Reed 
called   at  Universal   where  Joy   is   working 
— but  he   came  to  tell   Barbara   Reed   how 
much    he    liked    her — and    not     (As    Joy 
hoped)    to   make   up    with    her    .    .   .    Alan 
Christie   is   about   to   become   a    radio    pro- 
ducer.   Meantime,    he    gazes    lovingly    into 
the    orbs    of    June    Travis    .    .    .    Lily    Pons 
won't  make  a  picture  in  Hollywood  unless 
Andre   Kostelanetz   continues   to   make   his 
weekly     visits.       Which     means     that     this 
grand  master  of  music  will  soon  be  flying 
40,000  miles  from  and  to  New  York.  May- 
be the  gossips  have  told  you  Eddie  Cantor 
los:    twenty-five    grand    playing    cards    last 
week   but   I'm   closer   to   the   truth.   Cantor 
dropped   #100  .   .   .  Old   Ironpants    (Some 
folks  call   him   Gen.   Hugh   Johnson)    will 
be   on   the    air   soon    and   it   is   only    a   co- 
incidence,   honest    injun,    that    the    Gen's 
sponsor  makes  headache  powders  .  .  .  See- 
ing   Frieda    Inescort    do    a    radio    turn    re- 
minded  me   of   the   Scotch   story    in   which 
a  Scot  and  his  daughter  were  on  the  tenth 
green  at  Carnoustie.     "Isn't  this  your  birth- 
day, Lassie?"  sez  the  Scot.     "It  is,  Father," 
replied  the  gal.    So  the  Scot  smiled,  picked 
up   his  ball  and  said,  "Then  I'll  give  you 
this  hole"  .  .  .  Saymore  Saymoore  has  two 
children,   nine   and   twelve,   and   she   won't 
let  'em  listen  to  mamma  on  account  of  she 
has   to   play   such    a   dunderheaded   femme 
she   doesn't    want   the   kids   to   lose   respect 
for  her  .  .  .  Chick  Johnson   (of  Olsen  and 
Johnson)    has  a  seventeen-year-old  daugh- 
ter who  has  just  signed  with  RKO  and  who 
is  being  coached  by  Ginger's  mother,  Mrs. 
Lela    Rogers    .    .    .    That   string    section    in 
Hal   Kemp's   orchestra   was   added   to   help 
Alice    Faye's    voice    along.      She    wouldn't 
need    that    sort    of    thing    if    the    sponsor 
would    only    let   her   sing    the    swing    tunes 
that   made   her   famous   .   .   .   Ken   Murray 
and   his  party  couldn't  get   into  the   Palo- 
mar   a   few   nights   ago  on   account   of  the 
gal  with  him  was  wearing  slacks     .  .  .  Ben 
Alexander  has  not  only  been  bitten  by  the 
love-bug   but    the   darn    insect    has    chawed 
him    up    plenty.     The    girl    in   the    case    is 
blonde    Kay    Williams.       This    affair    has 
just   blossomed    again.      They've    been    en- 
gaged, oif  and  on,  tor  five  years  now. 


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What  Do  You  Want  to  Know? 

(Continued   from   page   56) 


IFREE  WITH  ZONITE 

(J  1  .  BAD  BREATH— Gargle,  rinse,  brush 
teeth    with    Zonite   dilution.    Zonite 
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1.  DANDRUFF  — Zonite    actually    de- 

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^  af  contact!  Ends  nasty  scalp  odor. 

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If  3.  CUTS  AND  WOUNDS  — Zonite  kills 
many  kinds  of  germs,  not  just  one  or 
two.  Then  tissues  heal  in  less  time! 

ih  Apply  Zonite  wet  dressing  at  once. 

4.  SORE  THROAT— Zonite  kills  "cold 
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dilution. 

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|j  ment  gives  quick  relief  from  itching. 
For  prevention,  bathe  feet  in  Zonite 
A   solution. 

v       Offer  limited.   Get  yours  while 
they  last — af  your  druggist! 


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when  ever 
yo  u  are 
measuring 
medicines. 


carefully,  you  read  all  about  Mrs. 
Conrad  Thibault  in  Jimmie  Fidler's 
column,  the  September  issue.  Thibault  has 
taken  screen  tests,  but  I  can  give  you  no 
definite   plans  for  him   at  present. 

Lila  Kay  Shelby,  Uniontown,  Pa. 
— The  two  children  in  Second  Husband 
are  portrayed  by  Janice  Gilbert  and 
Jimmy  Donnelly,  child  radio  actors. 

N.  E.  W.,  Wayne,  Michigan— Eddy 
Duchin  is  Eddy  Duchin — that's  his  own 
name  and  no  manufactured  label.  He  is 
five  feet,  eleven  inches  tall  and  has  black 
hair,  brown  eyes.  He  has  two  theme  songs: 
"Be  My  Lover,"  which  was  composed  by 
Dreyer  and  Scholl,  and  Chopin's  Noc- 
turne in  E  Flat. 

Dolly  Kendrick,  Crofton,  B.  C. — Lester 
Tremayne  has  been  the  Bob  of  Bob  and 
Betty,  and  Don  Ameche  was  the  Grand 
Hotel  star.  Write  Columbia  Broadcasting 
System  in  Chicago  for  a  picture  of  Betty 
and  Bob  and  National  Broadcasting  Com- 
pany, San  Francisco  for  a  photograph  of 
the  One  Man's  Family  cast. 

John  Barry,  Nanticoke,  Pa. —  Emrie  Ann 
Lincoln's  whereabouts  is  unknown  to  me. 
I  am  making  open  confession  because  1 
hope  one  of  the  other  readers  may  have 
heard  her  somewhere  and  will  write  to 
let  me  know.  If  one  does,  the  answer  will 
appear  in  a  future  issue. 

Miss  Sue  Fritzges,  Baltimore,  Md. — Joan 
Blaine  left  the  Mary  Marlin  program  to 
try  her  luck  in  New  York.  And  your 
questions  about  Martin  Gabel  are  an- 
swered elsewhere  in  the  column. 

Elmer  Lewis,  Nyack,  N.  Y. — There 
were  two  photographs  of  Durelle  Alex- 
ander in  the  August  Radio  Mirror.  Du- 
relle, who  was  spotlighted  at  the  Waldorf- 
Astoria  this  summer,  was  born  in  Green- 
ville, Texas.  Was  a  child  actress.  First 
engagement  was  the  floor  show  of  the 
Park  Central's  Cocoanut  Grove  where  she 
was  heard  by  Whiteman's  manager.  Her 
seventeenth  birthday  present  was  a  five- 
year  contract  with  Whiteman.  Ambition 
— to  be  a  great  star  of  the  theater,  either 
dramatic  or  singing.  She  is  just  five  feet 
tall  and  weighs  98  pounds. 

F.  R.  Gaines,  Winston-Salem,  S.  C. 
— Your  Kate  starts  her  new  variety  show 
September  30.  With  her  will  be  Jack 
Miller  and  his  orchestra,  without  whose 
accompaniment  she  has  not  performed  in 
eight  years.  1  agree  with  you  about  Kate 
Smith.  I  spent  an  afternoon  with  her  once, 
and  after  the  usual  parade  of  stage-man- 
nered and  veneered  celebrities,  Kate  was 
a  delightful  surprise.  Her  warm,  deep- 
throated  radio  voice  had  not  lied — here 
was  a  real  person,  sincere,  generous-man- 
nered, unassuming.  I  felt  I  had  met  a 
human  being  instead  of  the  usual  press 
agent's  puppet. 

ADDRESSES    AND    PHOTOGRAPHS 

The  Oracle  hates  to  scold,  but — dining 
the  past  days  I've  received  several  re- 
quests  for  home   addresses  of  radio   per- 


formers. Now,  you  must  realize  that  I 
cannot  give  you  these;  it's  one  of  the  few 
"Nos"  the  stars  say  to  their  public.  Any 
letters  you  have  should  be  addressed  your 
favorites  care  of  the  station  or  network 
over  which  you  hear  them.  They  will  be 
forwarded  promptly. 

Letters  asking  for  photographs  should 
be  addressed  to  the  performer  or  to  the 
sponsor,  care  of  the  station  from  which 
the  broadcast  comes.  And  don't  become 
impatient  if  you  fail  to  receive  an  imme- 
diate response.  Bigtime  artists  are  sent 
thousands  of  similar  letters,  and  your 
name  may  be  far  down  the  list. 

The  name  of  some  favorite  star  or  pro- 
gram is  repeated  again  and  again  in  read- 
ers' letters  each  month.  Which  gave  the 
Oracle  an  inspiration — why  don't  we  con- 
duct our  own  popularity  contest?  The 
program  or  star  mentioned  most  often  in 
letters  to  this  column  will  be  featured  in 
brief  review,  and  all  you  fans  who  have 
sent  me  questions,  will  have  your  answers 
in  one  handy  paragraph  or  two  for  clip- 
ping. 

And  this  will  be  a  strictly  democratic 
election — your  letters  alone  will  decide 
each  month's  candidate  for  the  Oracle's 
own  little  hall  of  fame.     This  time,   it's 

MARTIN  GABEL 

The  Dr.  John  Wayne  of  Big  Sister  was 
born  in  Philadelphia,  Pa.,  on  June  19, 
1911.  He  studied  at  Lehigh  University 
because  his  family  wanted  him  to  be  a 
lawyer.  But  lights  of  the  Great  White 
Way  kept  beckoning  over  the  horizon, 
and  he  left  college  in  1932  to  answer  their 
summons.  He  studied  at  the  American 
Academy  of  Dramatic  Art  for  two  years. 
His  stage  debut  was  in  "Man  Bites  Dog" 
at  $8.00  a  week.  His  radio  career  was  started 
in  1934  oyer  a  local  New  York  station. 
Besides  his  role  in  Big  Sister,  he  now 
plays  in  Gang  Busters  and  Aunt  Jenny.  He 
is  5  feet  7  inches  tall;  weighs  170  pounds; 
has  brown  hair  and  blue  eyes. 

FAN    CLUBS 

Lanny  Ross  Fans.  Marian  McClow  of 
919  Roanoke  Avenue.  Hillside,  N.  J.  has 
started  a  new  Lanny  Ross  Fan  Club.  She 
is  looking  for  members. 

If  there  is  a  Benny  Goodman  fan  club, 
will  the  officers  please  notify  the  Oracle? 
Several  fans  are  interested  in  a  Goodman 
group. 

Dagny  Sailand,  St.  Paul,  Minn. — Jo- 
sephine W.  Lowry  is  president  of  a  Grace 
Moore  club.  Her  address  is  2200  Harri- 
son Street,  Wilmington,  Del. 

Do  Ted  Malone's  admirers  have  a  club? 
If  so,  please  notify  Gladys  E.  Eminger, 
21147  North  Street,  Cleveland,  Ohio.  Also, 
don't  forget  to  let  the  Oracle  know. 

The  Casa  Loma  Fan  Club  would  like 
more  members,  writes  Marie  Anne  San- 
toro,  president,  of  378  North  Avenue,  New 
Roch-elle,  N.  Y. 


MAKE  WAY  FOR  MELODY 

Beginning  in  the  December  issue,  the  intimate  recol- 
lections of  Jeanette  MacDonald — the  greatest  story 
about  her  you'll  ever  read 


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leaves  headquarters,  two  or  three  mam- 
moth-lettered banners  to  be  hung  in  prom- 
inent spots. 

So  the  night  of  the  Hindenburg  crash, 
when  NBC  pulled  such  a  nifty  at  Lake- 
hurst,  they  couldn't  resist  spreading  their 
biggest  and  brightest  banner  over  the  tele- 
phone booth  from  which  they  were  broad- 
casting. CBS  took  one  look  at  its  rival's 
cozy  quarters  and  the  next  morning  ran  to 
tattle  to  the  New  York  Telephone  Com- 
pany, with  whom  all  networks  have  an 
agreement  that  they  are  not  to  tie  up  the 
services  of  a  public  booth  except  in  cases 
of  life  or  death  or  a  national  emergency. 
The  telephone  company  immediately  de- 
livered a  sizzling  call-down  to  NBC,  re- 
minding them  that  a  station  in  Pennsyl- 
vania had  its  license  taken  away  for  a 
similar  offense. 

THEN  just  like  any  ten-year-old  boy 
who  hides  behind  the  woodshed  to 
listen  to  the  nasty  brat  next  door  getting  a 
spanking,  CBS  chortled  for  days  over 
NBC'S  reprimand.  NBC,  in  return,  ac- 
cused CBS  of  a  pathetically  obvious  case 
of  sour  grapes. 

That  gives  you  a  small  idea  of  how  far 
one  network  will  lean  over  backwards  to 
cause  another  network  grief.  It  goes 
without  saying  that  NBC  is  at  this  very 
moment  cudgeling  its  assorted  brains  to 
think  up  a  way  to  get  even.    And  it  will! 

The  networks  had  locked  horns  just 
previous  to  that  when  Dick  Merrill  landed 
at  Roosevelt  Field.  NBC  had  the  "ex- 
clusive" right  to  bring  you  Dick's  words 
the  minute  he  landed.  Dave  Driscol!  of 
WOR  and  the  CBS  special  events  boys 
tried  to  get  in.     There  was  a  grand  free- 


The  Bigger  They  Are — 

{Continued   from   page   27) 

for-all.  Fists  flew,  and  Driscoll  and  CBS 
got  a  bad  shoving  around. 

NBC  could  have  let  its  rivals  have  a 
try  at  Merrill  and  in  so  doing  not  lost 
a  listener  in  a  million  among  their  own 
ranks.  But  no.  According  to  them  that 
was  a  "prestige  broadcast."  The  expense 
and  trouble  attached  to  it  were  written  off 
the  books  as  "making  NBC  a  great  net- 
work." 

MBS,  the  baby  network,  doesn't  often 
get  into  the  fight.  It  has  much  the  same 
attitude  as  a  mamma  cat  watching  two 
kittens  squabble  over  a  fish  head  she  isn't 
going  to  let  either  one  of  them  eat  any- 
way. Take  the  Merrill  landing,  for  in- 
stance. In  trying  to  shove  Driscoll  of 
Mutual  aside,  the  NBC-ers  pushed  the 
crowd  around  so  much  Merrill  was  jos- 
tled closer  to  the  MBS  mike  than  the 
NBC  one,  and  his  first  "hello"  went  over 
both   networks. 

NBC,  foaming  at  the  mouth,  retreated 
to  Radio  City  to  plan  their  revenge.  They 
got  it  when  a  pal  tipped  them  off  that 
Mutual  was  going  to  interview  aboard 
ship  the  German  automobile  racers  en  route 
to  this  country  to  compete  for  the  Van- 
derbilt  Cup.  NBC  sallied  down  to  Quar- 
antine before  breakfast,  beamed  when  the 
startled  Mutualites  arrived  to  find  the 
racers  already  on  the  air. 

EXCLUSIVES  are  usually  gotten  by 
the  outfit  that  offer  the  biggest  cash 
enticement  for  the  privilege  of  being  the 
only  group  allowed  to  air  an  important 
event.  Of  the  three  nets  NBC  has  the 
largest  budget  and  frequently  outbids  its 
competitors.  But  CBS  and  MBS  often 
make  up  in  intelligence  what  they  lack  in 


cash  and  manage  to  get  in  on  the  doings 
anyway.  Whenever  NBC  starts  braying 
about  the  fact  that  they've  done  more 
special  events  than  CBS,  CBS  hauls  out  a 
batch  of  recordings  made  of  NBC's  special 
events,  holds  its  collective  nose  and  mur- 
murs quietly,  " — but  just  listen  to  them!" 
So  busy  are  the  networks  giving  each 
other  tit  for  tat  they  overlook  the  fact 
that  the  majority  of  radio  listeners  would 
much  rather  have  them  spend  their 
vast  "exclusive"  budgets  on  entertaining 
radio  shows  instead. 

CBS  started  the  "exclusive"  wrangle 
when  they  bought  the  golf  and  tennis 
matches  for  a  mere  $35,000.  NBC,  not  to 
be  outdone,  cornered  all  the  major  prize 
fights  including  the  Louis-Farr  fight  for 
$55,000,  plus  the  AAU  Track  Meet  in  Mil- 
waukee for  another  tidy  sum.  Such  greedi- 
ness burned  CBS  so  they  promptly  sewed 
up  the  Kentucky  Derby  for  the  next  five 
years.  A  few  days  later  NBC  purchased 
the  Preakness  and  other  racing  events. 

This  went  on  and  on  for  months  and 
cost  both  outfits  hundreds  of  thousands. 
For  what?  Very  few  of  the  aforemen- 
tioned events  are  interesting  enough  to 
keep  on  the  air  all  afternoon. 

Now  an  "exclusive"  is  exclusive  only  so 
long  as  a  network  can  keep  its  enemies  off 
the  premises.  The  National  Open  Golf 
Tournament  belonged  to  CBS  but  NBC 
was  hanging  around  in  the  gallery  to  see 
what  they  could  slice.  When  the  tourna- 
ment— a  long  affair — was  finally  over.  CBS 
discovered  the  winner,  Ralph  Guldahl,  in 
front  of  an  NBC  mike.  Tom  Manning, 
of  Cleveland's  WTAM,  had  cornered  the 
champ  and  had  him  talking  coast-to-coast 


'His  first  solid  foods 
were  Libby  s  Baby 
Foods — they  re 
smoother  and 
finer  in 
texture." 


"Yes  . .  .That's  why 
my  doctor  recom- 
mended them  too.' 


•  • 


Libby's 

Baby  Foods  are 

EXTRA  EASY 
TO  DIGEST 


Peas . .  beets . .  asparagus  tips .  .1 
ALL  IN  ONE  TIN! 

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for  NBC  ten  minutes  before  the  enraged 
CBS  boys  even  got  a  look-see. 

CBS  slunk  back  into  the  underbrush 
with  a  club  and  waited  until  the  AAU 
Milwaukee  Track  Meet.  When  their  Ted 
Husing  couldn't  get  through  the  gate  with 
his  equipment  because  the  event  was 
NBC's  property,  Husing  had  a  platform 
hastily  constructed  on  a  church  just  across 
the  street  from  the  field. 

This  started  a  feud  that  caused  a  good- 
ly number  of  pebble-loaded  spitballs  to 
fly  back  and  forth  across  the  two  blocks 
that  separate  network  headquarters  in 
Manhattan.  NBC  claimed  that  Husing 
and  his  sidekick,  Jimmy  Dolan,  had  boot- 
legged the  meet.  Bootlegging  occurs  when 
one  network  tunes  in  its  rival  and  re- 
broadcasts  immediately  what  it  hears,  and 
that's  against  the  law.  Husing  claimed 
he  could  see  everything  from  his  perch. 
NBC  accused  Ted  of  surrounding  himself 
with  guards.  Ted  giggled  that  the  only 
guard  he  had  was  the  old  clergyman  of  the 
church  who  watched  him  from  below. 

It  wasn't  a  case  of  bootleg,  it  was  a 
plain  case  of  grudge.  The  laugh  of  the 
whole  episode  being  that  CBS  didn't  con- 
sider the  AAU  races  interesting  enough  to 
bother  with  until  they  discovered  the  gang 
at  Radio  City  had  an  "exclusive"  on  it. 

THE  most  ridiculous  special  events 
■  wrangle  to  date  came  off  just  before 
the  Vanderbilt  Cup  races  began  at  New- 
port. All  three  networks  got  into  a  terrific 
dog  fight  over  which  of  their  broadcasting 
boats  should  have  the  best  position  to 
describe  the  race.  The  problem  was 
finally  put  in  the  hands  of  the  Coast 
Guard,  which  organization  found  itself 
the  target  of  so  much  squabbling,  it  im- 
mediately put  its  foot  down  and  made  the 
children  draw  straws. 

NBC  got  the  short  straw.  MBS  and 
CBS  went  wild  with  glee.  The  short  straw 
meant  that  NBC  had  to  tag  along  behind 
while  its  two  rivals  rode  abreast  of  Rang- 
er and  Endeavur  II.  CBS  wired  its  pub- 
licity department  to  give  the  good  news 
to  all  the  papers.  NBC  retaliated  by 
wiring  its  publicity  department  to  an- 
nounce that  they  would  charter  a  plane 
and  broadcast  the  races  from  the  air.  CBS 
quickly  countered  that  if  NBC  took  to  the 
sky  they'd  send  their  Ted  Husing  up,  too. 

After  considerable  bickering  all  parties 
concerned  went  to  bed  in  the  same  hotel. 

The  next  morning  the  CBS  crew  came 
down  to  breakfast  to  find  a  big  NBC  ban- 
ner decorating  the  lobby.  An  hour  later 
a  bigger  CBS  banner  had  covered  it  up. 
NBC  produced  a  still  bigger  banner  which 
they  flung  to  the  breeze  and  the  public 
outside  their  hotel  window.  When  it  was 
missing  shortly  afterward  they  called  in 
the  Newport  police. 

The  cops  traced  the  banner  to  a  member 
of  the  CBS  army.  Stated  he,  "1  didn't 
take  their  old  banner — one  of  my  en- 
gineers must  have  done  it." 

Well,  finally  the  banner  was  returned  to 
Radio  City. 

After  all  this  I  decided  to  interview  the 
heads  of  the  network  Special  Events  de- 
partments. Mutual,  first  on  my  list,  said 
the  CBS-NBC  feud  was  okay  by  them 
because  that  way  they  learned  what  not 
to  put  on  the  air. 

At  NBC  the  chief  of  Special  Events  de- 
nied there  was  any  such  thing  as  a  fight. 
He  stated  that  he,  for  one,  loved  CBS 
dearly.  Boys  would  be  boys,  you  know, 
and  he  couldn't  help  it  if  his  men  had  a 
belligerent  attitude.  Then  we  asked  about 
Mutual.  "Mutual,  hah,  we  wouldn't  even 
let  them  in  on  our  fight — "(there  was  an 
abrupt  pause  here,  during  which  the  chief 
gulped  audibly)  " — if  there  was  a  fight," 
he  added,  taking  off  his  coat. 

The  CBS-ers  tried  to  laugh   the  whole 


thing  off.  Until  I  told  them  what  NBC 
had  said  about  them.  You  ought  to  have 
been  there  for  the  fireworks! 

All  the  time  these  shindigs  were  going 
on,  the  biggest  and  funniest  special  events 
wrangle  of  all  was  under  way — the  Shakes- 
peare duel.  Both  networks  decided  to 
broadcast  Shakespearean  plays  on  the 
same  night  at  the  same  hour.  They 
couldn't  come  to  a  peaceful  agreement  so 
their  listeners  could  enjoy  both  shows. 
Oh  no.  You  either  had  to  make  up  your 
mind  between  your  two  favorite  plays  or 
go  a  little  batty  tuning  back  and  forth 
from  one  to  the  other. 

1  have  before  me  a  memorandum  which 
was  sent  to  all  CBS  stations  from  head- 
quarters. It  states  in  part,  "We  released 
our  first  Shakespeare  story  on  May  27th, 
while  NBC  didn't  get  theirs  out  until 
June  14th."  Then  it  goes  on  for  pages  to 
prove  how  CBS  beat  NBC  to  the  news- 
papers even  if  NBC  did  get  its  Shakes- 
pearean dramas  on  the  air  first. 

When  NBC  asserted  the  fact  that  they 
launched  Shakespeare  back  in  1929,  the 
fur  began  to  fly.  The  CBS  boys  put  on 
side-splitting  imitations  of  how  Barry- 
more  did  "Hamlet."  Parties  were  thrown 
for  the  occasion.  NBC  jested  about  the 
way  Shakespeare  was  being  mutilated  by 
CBS'  "ham"  casts.  Previously  the  pub- 
licity departments  of  both  networks  had 
an  agreement  of  peace,  but  with  the  ad- 
vent of  the  Shakespeare  business  this 
treaty  was  bounced  out  quicker  than  a 
non-paying  guest  at  the  Rainbow  Room. 

To  keep  the  newspaper  boys  away  from 
Radio  City,  CBS  invited  all  the  radio  edi- 
tors to  their  air-cooled  studios  to  hear 
the  programs.  NBC  invited  the  same 
radio  editors  to  loll  in  their  even  cooler 
studios  and  softer  chairs.  CBS  phoned 
the  newspapers  that  NBC's  "Twelfth 
Night"  only  carried  thirty-two  stations 
while  Columbia's  "Much  Ado  About  Noth- 
ing" was  sent  to  ninety-seven  stations  all 
over  the  U.  S.  This  so  enraged  NBC  that 
they  spent  a  neat  sum  to  make  a  survey 
proving  CBS  was,  as  they  put  it,  "all  wet." 

The  biggest  laugh  about  the  whole  af- 
fair was  that  neither  network  got  the  fan 
mail  return  on  their  program  that  NBC 
received  from   its  Singing  Mice  show. 

IT  seems  ridiculous  that  so  much  time 
'  and  money  are  spent  berating  instead 
of  building  better  programs. 

Recently  NBC  launched  an  extensive 
program  of  talent  scouting.  A  few  days 
later  CBS  sent  out  a  talent  scouting  de- 
partment that  was  twice  as  super  as  any- 
thing Hollywood  had  ever  concocted.  The 
artists'  bureaus  of  both  outfits  hate  each 
other  as  cordially  as  two  boarding-school 
girls  in  love  with  the  same  boy.  Let  one 
of  them  get  a  personality  at  the  end  of 
a  bid  and  its  rival  will  sign  that  person- 
ality if  it  takes  their  last  scrap  of  sales- 
manship and  budget.  This  is  swell  for  the 
artists  because  they  get  a  lot  more  dough 
than  they  expected  or  are  worth.  While 
the  networks  get  a  lot  more  entertainers 
than  they  can  possibly  use. 

Some  fun.  CBS  takes  a  full  page  in  a 
big  radio  trade  magazine  to  proclaim  their 
merits  and  the  next  week  NBC  takes  two 
full  pages  to  proclaim  theirs.  These  im- 
pressive ads  require  a  vast  amount  of 
preparation  and  money  but  what  do  they 
do  for  the  dialers? 

Well,  the  next  time  you're  feeling  phil- 
anthropic you  might  take  pen  in  hand 
and  put  the  networks  on  to  a  few  items. 
Write  anything  you  like  but  don't  forget 
to  tip  them  off  about  the  standard  wise- 
crack that's  being  repeated  some  million- 
odd  times  in  some  million-odd  homes 
every  evening  after  supper — "That's  not 
the  glue  factory,  papa,  it's  the  radio!" 

A  bit  subtle,  but  they'll  get  it. 


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of  progress  to  Alice,  more  concrete  signs 
than  the  pretty  clothes  and  expensive 
perfumes  she  could  afford  now  that  Vallee 
had  doubled  her  chorus  girl  salary.  But 
the  real  thrill  were  Rudy  Vallee's  own 
words  of  approval.  A  "you've  got  some- 
thing, kid"  from  Rudy  was  more  impor- 
tant, then,  than  all  the  fan  letters  in  the 
world.  With  those  words  ringing  in  her 
ears,  it  was  nothing  but  a  step  from  the 
line  in  itinerant  vaudeville  shows  to  a 
star's  station   in   Hollywood. 

Rudy  Vallee  thought  she  was  good,  so 
Alice  threw  off  her  little  girl  fears  and 
suddenly  was  somebody,  a  self-assured  am- 
bitious, happy  somebody  who  was  going 
places  on  Broadway. 

THE  Connecticut  Yankees  shook  New 
York  for  the  summer  season  and  toured 
the  Atlantic  seaboard,  from  Maine  to 
Georgia,  giving  an  army  of  fans  the  radio 
had  made  for  Rudy  Vallee  and  his  gang 
a  look  at  that  gang  in  person.  The  long 
hauls  they  made  by  train — with  Alice  sit- 
ting close  by  the  window,  her  eyes  glued 
on  the  landscape,  seeing  more  of  her  coun- 
try than  she'd  ever  seen  before.  For  one 
night  stands  nearer  New  York  they  made 
their  headquarters  in  the  city  and  drove 
to  their  engagements. 

It  was  on  one  of  those  drives,  when  the 
orchestra  headed  back  for  the  city  after 
an  evening's  performance  at  Virginia 
Beach  that  the  accident  occurred  which 
might  so  easily  have  checked  Alice  Faye's 
career  just  as  it  was  blossoming.  Alice 
and  Rudy,  with  Vallee's  pianist,  Walter 
Sharff  and  Trumpeter  Mickey  Bloom  were 
returning  in  Vallee's  car,  with  Rudy  at 
the  wheel.     It  was  raining  hard,  and  the 


Highway  to  Happiness 

(Continued   from    page   41) 

car  held  unsteadily  to  the  wet  pavement. 

An  unexpected  turn!  Alice  remembers 
a  dizzy  whirl  through  the  air,  a  sharp 
blow  on  her  head,  and  then  nothing  until 
she  slowly  became  aware  of  pain — in  her 
shoulder  and  her  head — a  rumbling  mo- 
tion beneath  her,  and  Rudy  Vallee's  anx- 
ious face  looking  down  in  hers. 

A  milk  truck,  happening  by  in  the  early 
morning,  had  come  to  the  rescue,  the 
driver  offering  to  drive  Alice — the  only 
one  who  was  seriously  hurt — to  a  doctor 
in  the  next  town. 

The  small  town  doctor  sewed  up  an 
ugly  gash  over  Alice's  left  eye,  pushed  a 
dislocated  shoulder  into  place,  and  sent 
her  on  her  way  with  a  muttered  remark 
about  "kids  who  traipse  about  the  coun- 
try in  the  middle  of  the  night." 

Alice  wanted  to  go  home — her  mother 
could  take  care  of  a  few  little  bumps — but 
Vallee  wisely  insisted  upon  a  hospital,  and 
the  best  plastic  surgeons  New  York 
boasted  to  re-patch  Alice's  jagged  eyebrow. 
Lucky  that  Rudy  won  that  argument  or 
Alice's  face  always  would  have  been 
marred  by  a  nasty  scar. 

STRANGELY  enough,  that  accident 
brought  good  luck  to  Alice  in  another 
way.  She  fretted  and  fumed  her  three 
weeks  in  the  hospital,  raging  at  her  nurses 
that  she  had  to  get  back  to  work  before 
everybody  had  forgotten  her,  before  Rudy 
Vallee  had  tired  of  waiting  and  gotten 
someone  to  take  her  place.  She  needn't 
have  worried.  Radio  fans  missed  her  when 
the  Fleischmann  program  took  the  air,  and 
wrote  in  demanding  that  she  return  at 
once.  Until  those  letters  began  streaming 
in,  Alice  was  just  one  of  the  Connecticut 


Yankees  to  her  radio  employers.  They 
got  her  part  and  parcel  with  the  Vallee 
band.  Rudy,  not  the  broadcast  sponsors, 
paid  her  salary.  She  returned  after  her 
recovery  as  a  featured  performer  on  the 
show,  with  a  contract  of  her  own.  And 
she's  been  signing  her  own  contracts  ever 
since. 

It  was  a  coincidence  that  the  day  Walter 
Winchell  joined  the  "Alice  Faye  has  some- 
thing" chorus  with  a  line  in  his  column 
commending  her  singing  at  the  Pennsyl- 
vania Roof,.  Rudy  Vallee  announced  to 
his  company  that  their  next  point  of  call 
was  Hollywood.  He  had  signed  agree- 
ments that  day  to  move  his  entire  com- 
pany to  the  coast  for  the  film  production 
of  "George  White's  Scandals." 

ALICE  tore  out  to  telephone  her 
mother.  Six  weeks  vacation  in  South- 
ern California.     Whoops! 

Alice  was  wrong  on  two  scores.  Her 
sojourn  in  Hollywood  would  be  no  vaca- 
tion. And  her  six  weeks — except  for  brief 
stolen  holidays  in  New  York — was  to  be 
six  years. 

Alice  hadn't  a  care  in  the  world  when 
she  arrived  in  Hollywood,  all  breeziness 
and  blonde  fluff,  two  Doberman  pinschers 
(add  signs  of  progress)  on  a  leash,  and 
ready  for  a  fling  in  the  playground  of 
the  West.  She  was  annoyed  when  Vallee 
told  her  to  report  to  the  studio  the  next 
day.  She  wanted  to  see  those  swimming 
pools  she'd  been  hearing  about.  After 
all,  they  only  had  six  weeks. 

But  Alice  reported  for  work,  marched 
wide-eyed  through  the  torturous  red-tape 
which  is  the  studio's  way  of  grooming  new- 
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fittings,  music  rehearsals,  portrait  sittings 
in  the  gallery,  publicity  conferences.  When 
all  this  was  disposed  of,  she  was  rushed 
in  front_  of  the  cameras  and  put  through 
her  singing  and  dancing  paces  in  "Oh  You 
Nasty  Man."  From  eight  in  the  morning 
until  eight  at  night  she  worked. 

"Is  THIS  supposed  to  be  my  vacation?" 
she  stormed  to  Rudy  Vallee. 

"Don't  be  so  uppity,  kid,"  he  told  her. 
"You  aren't  the  leading  lady.  They'll  be 
all  washed  up  with  you  in  a  day  or  two. 
And  then  you'll  wish  you  were  back." 

"Not  me,"  Alice  called  back  over  her 
ostrich  feathers  as  she  flounced  into  cam- 
era range  again,  "I   hate  this  business." 

/i  LICE  wasn't  fooling.  She  hated  Holly- 
**  wood.  California  might  have  its  sun- 
shine and  grass  and  trees.  She  wouldn't 
know;  she  didn't  see  them.  She  didn't  like 
grass  and  trees  anyway.  She  didn't  know 
anyone  but  Rudy  and  the  boys  in  the  or- 
chestra, and  they  were  too  busy  with  the 
picture  to  worry  about  her.  She  didn't 
have  a  car,  so  every  evening  she  sat  in 
her  apartment  at  the  Ravenswood  and 
thought  of  New  York  where  you  were 
never  alone   even   when   you   were   alone. 

So  the  break  which  every  girl  dreams 
of  and  so  few  ever  find  came  to  Alice 
not  as  a  boon  but  a  blow.  She  was  sit- 
ting at  her  dressing  table,  scrubbing  mas- 
cara into  her  screen  eyelashes  when  Win- 
field  Sheehan  walked  onto  the  set  and 
called  to  her. 

"Miss  Faye,"  he  began,  when  she  sat 
down  in  the  chair  a  prop  boy  dragged  up- 
beside  the  boss,  "how  would  you  like  to 
play  the  lead   in   this  picture?" 

"Now,  listen,  Mr.  Sheehan,"  Alice 
stormed,  jumping  to  her  feet,  "if  you're 
trying  to  kid  me,  I'm  not  laughing."  T'here 
was  a  thick  veneer  of  Broadway  on  Alice 
Faye  in  those  days. 

But  Mr.  Sheehan  wasn't  kidding.  Lilian 
Harvey,  who  was  slated  for  the  role,  had 
read  through  her  script,  decided  the  part 
wasn't  cut  to  her  measurements,  and 
walked  out.  The  picture  was  in  work,  and 
rushed  for  time.  The  Yankees'  commit- 
ments in  the  East  would  demand  Vallee'? 
departure  in  another  three  weeks. 

Alice  was  handy.  She  knew  how  to 
work  with  Vallee.     She  got  the  part. 

Rudy  walked  into  the  scene  while  Alice 
still  was  trying  to  catch  her  breath  and 
added  his  assurances  to  Sheehan's.  It 
was  true,  she  was  to  play  opposite  him. 

Production  was  halted  at  this  point 
while  director  and  crew  set  up  for  a  rush 
test.  Alice  sat  dazed  on  the  sidelines, 
watching  the  preparations. 

"All  ready.  Miss  Faye,"  Director  Thorn- 
ton Freeland's  words  were  the  next  ones 
which  pierced  through  her  preoccupation. 
"If  you'll  just  run  through  this  scene." 

Alice  got  to  her  feet. 


"I  won't  do  it,"  she  said,  in  a  dull  voice. 
"I'm  not  good  enough.  You  know  I'm 
not  good  enough." 

Thornton  Freeland  had  to  think  fast. 
He  decided  to  talk  to  the  stubborn  young 
lady  like  a  Dutch  uncle. 

"Now,  listen  here,  little  girl,"  he  said. 
"The  biggest  break  Hollywood  has  seen 
in  a  year  has  just  fallen  into  your  lap. 
And_  you're  not  going  to  be  a  dunce  and 
let  it  slip  through  your  fingers.  Maybe 
you  aren't  good  enough.  I  don't  know. 
But  it's  a  cinch  nobody's  going  to  think 
you  are,  if  you  don't.  Now  get  in  there, 
and  give  us  the  stuff." 

Alice  got  in  there.  The  test  was  rushed 
to  the  laboratories,  run  off  for  the  pro- 
ducers at  noon.  At  three  in  the  afternoon 
Alice,  still  dazed,  sat  across  from  Win- 
field  Sheehan  at  a  huge  desk  in  the  execu- 
tive suite  and  signed  her  name  to  a  three 
year  contract. 

If  Alice  thought  she  was  lonely  her  first 
few  weeks  in  Hollywood,  she  was  to  find 
out  she  didn't  know  what  loneliness  meant. 
After  the  "Scandals"  wound  up,  Rudy  Val- 
lee and  his  boys  packed  their  bags  and 
headed  for  the  East,  and  Alice  was  left 
to  face  Hollywood  alone. 

CHE  cried  herself  to  sleep  every  night 
**  She  missed  New  York.  She  missed  her 
family.  More  than  anything  she  missed 
Rudy  Vallee.  Scandal  mongers  to  the  con- 
trary, the  warm  friendship  between  Rudy 
Vallee  and  his  little  blonde  songstress  was 
not  a  love  affair.  But  he  was  her  confi- 
dent and  counselor.  She  felt  that  she 
needed  his  guidance. 

Her  first  assignment  after  the  "Scandals" 
was  the  feminine  lead  opposite  Spencer 
Tracy,  a  vital,  important  role  in  "Now  I'll 
Tell."  Half  the  girls  in  Hollywood  wanted 
the  part  Alice  walked  through  it  as  one 
in  a  daze. 

She  wasn't  a  very  good  actress  in  those 
days.  She  was  self-conscious,  camera-shy. 
She  didn't  understand  film  technique,  says 
she  used  to  walk  right  out  of  camera  range 
in  the  middle  of  a  scene.  She  didn't  care. 
Two  more  weeks,  and  the  picture  would 
be  finished.     She  could  go  to  New  York 

SIX  times,  during  that  first  year  in  Hol- 
lywood, Alice  dashed  off  to  New  York 
Every  time  she  came  back,  although  she 
wouldn't  admit  it,  she  gave  in  another  inch 
to  Hollywood.  Her  mother  and  father 
joined  her  on  the  Coast,  set  up  an  apart- 
ment for  her  in  the  Shelton  where  Dixie 
Dunbar  and  her  mother  lived.  Alice  began 
to  acquire  a  circle  of  friends.  Big  broth- 
er Bill  gave  up  his  job  with  the  Chase 
National  Bank  and  came  West  to  manage 
Alice's  business  problems.  Brother  Charles 
came  out  for  a  vaction,  got  a  studio  job 
as  assistant  director,  and  sent  for  his  pos- 
sessions.    Alice's  best  friend.   Betty  King 


The  Story  Thus  Far: 

The  day  Alice  Lcppert  zvas  born,  in  a  crozvdcd  Fifty-first  Street  apartment  in 
New  York  City,  the  doctor  said  she  had  the  longest  legs  of  any  baby  he'd  ever 
seen.  There  zvas  a  reason  for  those  long  legs — for  Alice  Lcppert  grew  up  to  be 
Alice  Faye — first  a  dancer,  then  a  singer,  finally  a  movie  star.  Alice  always  loved 
the  theater,  from  the  very  first,  and  she  and  Mrs.  Lcppert  every  Saturday  after- 
noon used  to  take  what  little  money  they  could  save  from  Mr.  Leppert's  policeman's 
salary,  and  go  to  matinees.  When  she  was  ten  years  old,  Alice  realised  for  the 
first  time  that  the  Leppert  family  zvas  poor,  and  then  and  there  she  made  up  her 
mind  to  find  a  zvay  of  getting  more  money.  She  tried  to  go  on  the  stage  when  she 
was  thirteen,  but  the  casting  director  of  the  "Follies"  didn't  believe  her  assertion 
that  she  zvas  fifteen.  She  zvaited,  but  only  until  she'd  graduated  from  the  eighth 
grade.  The  following  autumn  saw  her  in  the  front  line  of  a  vaudeville  revue 
chorus.  Tzvo  vointers  on  the  road  in  this  show,  and  Alice  graduated  to  a  chorus 
job  in  George  White's  "Scandals."  which  starred  Rudy  I'allee.  Rudy  never  noticed 
her  on  the  stage — but  one  night  at  a  party  they  both  attended  he  heard  her  sing, 
and  Alice  Faye's  career  began.  Rudy  coached  her,  helped  her,  and  finally  put  her 
on  his  radio  program.  That  radio  debut  zvas  almost  disastrous.  Alice  had  a  bad 
cold,  but  she  dragged  herself  to  the  studio  and  sang  anyway,  holding  on  to  the 
mike  to  keep  from  falling.  Then  she  fainted,  and  the  next  tiling  she  knezv,  Rudy 
zvas  pressing  cold  packs  to  her  fiead. 


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came  West  to  be  her  stand-in  and  contin- 
ued in  that  capacity  until  she  married 
Walter  Scharf  two  years  ago. 

Alice  almost  liked  it.  She  was  almost 
her  old  happy  self  again,  these  days,  but 
sadly  her  happiness  was  to  be  short  lived. 

The  family  was  planning  a  Christmas 
time  reunion  in  New  York.  Alice  was 
in  the  middle  of  a  picture,  but  the  studio 
had  promised  her  she  would  be  free  in 
plenty  of  time  to  attend.  Her  father, 
forty-nine  then  and  happy  in  the  new 
freedom  which  Alice's  blossoming  career 
had  brought  them  all,  decided  to  go  ahead 
and  make  the  arrangements.  He  had  a 
lot  of  good  friends  in  New  York;  they 
could  get  in  some  card  games — just  like 
the  old  days — and  it  was  still  warm 
enough  for  a  fling  at  fishing.  It  was  still 
his  favorite  sport.  The  family  put  him  on 
the  train  with  promises  that  they'd  be 
with  him  in  a  few  days,  and  he  waved 
goodbye  from  the  platform  as  the  Chief 
puffed  away. 

Alice  never  saw  him  alive  again. 

New  York  was  shivering  in  a  sudden 
cold  spell  when  Mr.  Leppert  arrived.  Be- 
fore he  knew  it,  he  was  fighting  a  nasty 
cold.  He  was  too  miserable  to  enjoy  his 
card  games. 

Strangers  picked  him  up  from  the  floor 
of  his  club  one  day.  "The  old  fellow  was 
a  mighty  sick  man,"  and  somehow,  in  the 
confusion,  no  one  seemed  to  know  who 
he  was. 

He  needed  medical  attention,  and  he 
needed  it  then,  so  they  followed  the  only 
path  open  to  them.  They  sent  him  to  the 
General  Hospital.  He  was  desperately  ill 
of  pneumonia. 

ALICE  FAYE'S  father  died  that  night. 
"»  but  he  regained  consciousness  long 
enough  to  tell  the  doctors  who  he  was  and 
smile  for  the   last   time   at  his  wife  and 


sons  who  had  just  arrived.  Next  day  the 
New  York  newspapers  indulged  in  an  orgy 
of  headlines.  Alice,  hurrying  East,  read 
them  on  the  train.  "Alice  Faye's  Father 
Dies  in  Charity  Ward,"  "Film  Star's 
Father  Dies  in  Want." 

They  made  a  Roman  carnival  of  it. 
New  York,  the  New  York  Alice  loved  so 
much,  was  letting  her  down.  Walter  Win- 
chell  learned  the  truth,  and  blasted  out 
at  the  scandal  mongers.  Louella  Parsons, 
who  lived  next  door  to  Alice  and  her  fam- 
ily and  had  known  of  all  their  happy 
plans,  added  her  voice  in  a  growing  chorus 
of  "For  Shame!"  But  the  damage  had 
been  done,  and  Alice  wasn't  prepared  to 
forget  it.  When  she  buried  her  father 
in  the  family  cemetery,  her  eyes  were 
blurred  with  tears  of  bitterness  as  well  as 
tears  of  grief. 

Those  were  bleak  days  for  Alice.  Still 
only  twenty,  hurt  because  she  thought 
friends  of  a  lifetime  had  believed  the 
newspapers'  ugly  story  and  forsaken  her, 
she  lost  all  zest  for  work  or  play.  She  was 
ill  and  overworked.  Doctors  told  her  she 
might  have  to  give  up  dancing  altogether 
when  a  pain  in  her  back — a  throwback  to 
her  accident  in  1934 — occurred.  Her 
studio,  planning  to  build  Alice  for  star 
parts,  put  her  through  a  grinding  training 
period  in  "B"  pictures,  and  Alice,  misun- 
derstanding, thought  they  didn't  want  her 
anymore. 

THE  final  blow  was  administered  by 
'  Rudy  Vallee.  He  didn't  mean  to  hurt 
her,  Alice  is  sure  now,  but  he  did — cruelly. 
During  a  brief  respite  between  pictures, 
Alice  went  to  Chicago  to  see  her  friends 
in  the  Connecticut  Yankees.  Rudy  asked 
her  to  sing  with  the  orchestra,  just  for 
old  times'  sake,  and  she  agreed  joyfully, 
singing  not  just  one  night  but  every  night 
during  the  week  she  was  in  Chicago. 


It  was  so  wonderful,  that  week!  It  was 
almost  as  if  she  had  never  been  away.  She 
felt  the  tenseness  and  strain  of  Hollywood 
slipping  away,  leaving  her  free,  happy, 
alive  as  she'd  been  in  the  old  days.  She 
even  went  on  the  air  with  Rudy  on  his 
weekly  program,  although  her  studio  had 
expressly  forbidden  any  broadcasts. 

Then,  the  night  before  she  was  to  re- 
turn, Rudy  criticized  her  in  front  of  the 
whole  orchestra,  told  her  that  her  sing- 
ing had  suffered  during  her  Hollywood 
stay,  that,  in  fact,  Hollywood  had  robbed 
her  of  everything  she  had.  Rudy  didn't 
mince  words.  It  is  his  habit  never  to  say 
less  than  he  means — and  usually  more. 
Alice  had  forgotten  that.  She  didn't  stop 
to  remember  Rudy's  frankness,  nor  that 
when  she  had  been  actually  a  member  of 
his  company  she  had  often  undergone 
much  more  outspoken  criticisms,  thought 
nothing  of  them,  and  emerged  the  better 
for  them.  It  didn't  occur  to  her  that 
perhaps,  tired  and  overstrained  as  she  was, 
her  performance  hadn't  been  up  to  stand- 
ard. She  knew  only  one  thing:  she  was 
bitterly  hurt.  Rudy,  she  thought,  had 
turned  his  back  on  her,  and  there  was  no 
such  thing  as  a  friend. 

Alice  went  back  to  Hollywood  deter- 
mined to  tear  up  her  contract,  to  start  all 
over  again  where  no  one  knew  she  had 
"failed."  She  didn't  realize  that  she  was 
on  the  eve  of  greater  success  and  greater 
acclaim  than  she  had  ever  had  before. 

She  was  twenty-one,  and  she  was  sick. 
Sick  of  a  broken  heart. 

But  Hollywood,  which  pays  no  attention 
to  broken  hearts,  had  its  own  Cinder- 
ella plans  for  Alice — even  a  Prince  Charm- 
ing who  was  to  work  wonders  putting  the 
broken  pieces  together.  See  through  what 
romantic  byways  Alice  Faye  finally  finds 
the  Highway  to  Happiness.  It's  in  the 
December  issue  of  RADIO  MIRROR. 


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to  prison — " 

The  judge's  face  did  not  change.  He 
said,  "I  sentence  you  to  the  Federal  Peni- 
tentiary at  Leavenworth,  Kansas,  for  a 
term  of  not  less  than  ten  years  and  not 
more  than  twenty  years.'' 

Ten  years.  He  would  be  thirty-eight 
when  he  got  out.  Thirty-eight  or  older. 
Never  to  see  his  mother  again.  Knowing 
that  she  had  died,  when  he  might  have 
helped  her. 

The  flat,  dusty  landscape  of  Arkansas 
flowed  endlessly  past  the  windows  of  the 
train  which  was  taking  him  to  Leaven- 
worth. Far  off  on  the  horizon,  a  tall 
bank  of  clouds  added  their  darkness  to 
the  dusk  of  early  evening.  Beside  him, 
the  guard  sat  upright,  watchfully  awake. 

Hope  made  him  breathless  as  he 
watched  the  cloud-bank  sweep  up  and 
over  the  train,  saw  a  few-  drops  of  rain 
splash  on  the  windowpane  and  mingle 
with  its  film  of  dust. 

The  guard  yawned,  rose,  and  switched 
on  the  lights.  "I'm  goin'  to  the  wash- 
room," he  said.  "Have  to  handcuff  you  to 
this  chair-handle." 

When  the  guard  had  gone,  William 
Robinson  set  to  work.  Into  his  free 
hand  he  spat  out  the  small  key  that  had 
lain,  hot  and  heavy,  on  his  tongue  ever 
since  he  left  the  Fort  Smith  jail  that  af- 
ternoon, the  key  he'd  found  one  day  in  a 
dark  corner  of  the  jail  washroom.  What 
lock  it  had  originally  been  made  to  fit, 
he  didn't  know.  All  he  knew  was  that 
it  represented  his  only  faint  chance  of 
escape. 

yi  jammed  it  into  the  lock  of  the  hand- 
**  cuffs,  twisted  it  to  right  and  left.  It 
stuck  fast,  the  lock  held.  He  turned  the  key 
back,  tried  again,  more  gently  this  time. 
With  a  sudden,  frightening  click,  the  cuffs 
snapped  open. 

The  sound  of  the  wheels  on  the  rails 
rushed  into  the  compartment  as  he  flung 
the  window  up.  No  time  now  for  fear, 
no  time  to  look  at  the  gray  blur  of  the 
ground  rushing  past.  He  climbed  through 
the  window,  hung  there  a  moment,  then 
jumped  with  all  his  strength.  The  ground 
spun  him  around,  rolled  him  over  and 
over,  scratched  and  bruised  him.  When 
he  raised  his  head,  the  train  had  receded 
into  the  distance. 

For  an  instant  he  lay  there,  savoring 
the  damp,  fresh  air.  Free!  Then,  as  he 
scrambled  to  his  feet,  realizing  that  he 
must  hurry  before  the  guard  discovered 
his  escape,  he  knew  he  would  never  really 
be  free  again.     Never,  so  long  as  he  lived. 

All  that  night  he  ran  toward  the  west, 
through  a  driving  rain  for  a  while,  later 
through  darkness  that  masked  his  way. 
Toward  morning  he  stumbled  across  a 
railway  track,  and  just  as  the  sun  was 
coming  up  he  hid  in  the  bushes  at  the  side 
and  watched  a  west-bound  freight  train 
come  toward   him. 

Two  weeks  later,  William  Robinson  was 
in  California,  in  the  little  town  where  he 
had  been  born.  As  he  walked  down  the 
street  toward  his  mother's  house,  he  won- 
dered wearily  if  he  were  stepping  straight 
into  the  hands  of  the  police. 

He  opened  the  front  door  and  stepped 
into  the  darkened  hall.  A  young  pale 
woman  started  up  from  a  chair  in  the  liv- 
ing room,  staring  at  him  with  a  stifled 
gasp  of  alarm. 

"Hello,  Margaret."  he  said.  "Where's 
Mother?" 

'William!"  she  cried.  "Where  have  you 
been?    Didn't  you  get  my  letter?" 

He  knew  then  that  his  escape,  his 
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nothing.  He  didn't  need  Margaret's  next 
words:  "Mother  died  last  week." 

So  it  was  all  over.  There  was  nothing 
left  in  the  world  for  him  except  flight. 
"She  wanted  to  see  you  before  she  died," 
Margaret  said. 

"I  know.  I  tried — but  there  was  some- 
thing in  Arkansas  that  held  me  up." 

"What  are  you  going  to  do  now?"  There 
was  fear  in  Margaret's  voice,  and  sud- 
denly he  realized  that  she  knew  what  had 
happened — that  the  police  had  been  there 
and  even  now  might  walk  in. 

"I  don't  know."  The  stern,  intolerant 
face  of  the  judge  hovered  before  his  eyes, 
and  he  made  a  sudden  decision.  "Yes,  I 
know.  I  owe  someone  a  debt — but  I'm 
not  going  to  pay  it.  And  don't  worry. 
I'm  leaving  right  now,  and  nobody  will 
know  I've  ever  been  here." 

It  was  in  1898  that  William  Robinson  es- 
caped from  the  train  en  route  to  Leav- 
enworth Penitentiary.  Five  years  later,  in 
1903,  there  was  no  William  Robinson,  and 
Henry  Sinclair  had  risen  to  be  junior  part- 
ner in  a  prosperous  factory  in  Houston, 
Texas.  The  president  of  the  company  had 
some  flattering  things  to  say  of  this  quiet, 
reserved  young  man  who  had  suddenly 
appeared  in  Houston,  secured  a  job  in  the 
factory,  and  set  about  carving  a  secure 
place  for  himself. 

"1  believe  in  paying  for  talent."  he  told 
Sinclair,  "and  you've  got  it.  You've  done 
some  extraordinary  things  for  this  firm — 
stepped  up  our  efficiency  by  two  hundred 
per  cent  and  increased  our  business  by 
fifty — and  that's  why  I'm  making  you  a 
junior  partner.  Don't  thank  me."  he  cut 
in  upon  Sinclair's  embarrassed  words. 
"We're  lucky  to  have  you." 

No  one  saw  the  wry  smile  upon  Henry 
Sinclair's  thin  lips  as  he  left  the  president's 
office.  Was  it  funny,  he  wondered,  or 
merely  tragic?  If,  five  years  before,  he 
could  have  had  a  tenth — a  hundredth  part 
— of  the  success  that  was  his  today,  his 
mother  would  still  be  alive,  and  William 
Robinson  would  be  a  free  man. 

THE  days  were  not  so  bad.  It  was  the 
'  nights.  The  long,  silent  nights  when 
he  could  not  sleep,  when  alone  in  his  room, 
he  entertained  a  ghostly  company  of 
voices.  They  gathered  about  his  bed, 
these  voices,  and  they  pried  into  his 
dreams.  "You'll  never  escape,  fugitive," 
they  told  him,  "you'll  never  escape  from 
yourself,  no  matter  how  hard  you  try. 
Henry  Sinclair?  There  is  no  Henry  Sin- 
clair." 

He  thought  more  and  more  of  Mary — 
Mary  whose  serenity  and  sweetness  pro- 
mised him  a  haven  from  this  constant  tor- 
ture. He  knew  he  had  no  right  to  ask 
her  to  marry  him.  It  was  cowardly  to  in- 
volve her  in  his  crime.  Yet  ...  If  ever  a 
man  needed  a  woman,  he  needed  her.  And 
she  would  marry  him.  Even  though  he 
had  never  asked  her,  he  knew  that. 

Perhaps  they  had  stopped  looking  for 
him.  It  had  been  three — no,  four — four 
years  since  he'd  seen  the  name  of  William 
Robinson  mentioned  in  the  government 
lists  of  wanted  men.  Wasn't  there  some 
sort  of  a  statute  of  limitations,  so  that 
after  a  certain  number  of  years  there 
would  no  longer  be  a  crime  charged 
against  him? 

Quieting  his  fears  with  arguments  like 
these,  he  asked  Mary  to  be  his  wife,  and 
she  accepted  him.  At  last,  he  thought, 
peace  and  happiness  were  in  his  grasp. 

But  a  few  months  after  his  marriage 
he  glanced  over  the  shoulder  of  his  office- 
boy,  reading  a  magazine  during  the  lunch 
hour.  There,  staring  up  from  the  page, 
was  his  own  picture,  taken  at  the  time 
of  his  trial!  He  was  seized  by  such  a  fit 
of  trembling  he  could  hardly  stand,  but 
he  forced  himself  to  turn  and  walk  into 
his  office,   quickly,   before   the  boy  could 


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I  CAN'T  RESIST 
THAT  FLAVOR' 


N 

"Neither  can  I!  It's  got  v. 
the  taste  I  like — delicious, 
with  a  bit  of  real  tang.  And 
it's  keptso  peppy  and  fresh. 
This  airtight  package  of 
Beeman's  guards  every 
speck  of  flavor  like  pre- 
cious essence.  Beeman's  is 
so  fine  for  digestion,  too. 
A  happy  thought  after 
lunch  or  dinner  —  and  a 
welcome  treat  any  timel" 


B 


eemans 

AIDS  DIGESTION... 


glance  up  and  be  struck  by  the  resem- 
blance. 

That  night  the  voices  returned.  "Some- 
body who's  more  observant  than  that  boy 
is  going  to  see  that  picture  and  recog- 
|  nize  you."  they  said.  "Even  if  no  one 
1  does,  it  doesn't  matter.  There  will  be 
i  more  pictures — more  people  to  look  at 
them.  You  can't  go  on  like  this  forever. 
Soon  you  and  Mary  are  going  to  have  a 
child — another  life  invoked  in  your 
crime." 

He  tossed  in  his  sleep,  muttering,  "But 
what  can  I  do?     What  can  I  do?" 

"Give  yourself  up,"  the  voice  com- 
manded. 

"No,  no!"  His  voice  rang  out  clearly 
in  the  darkened  room,  and  beside  him  his 
wife  stirred  and  laid  a  gentle  hand  on  his 
arm. 

"Having  a   bad   dream,  dear?" 

"No  .  .  .  No,  I  was  just  thinking.  We're 
moving  out  of  here  tomorrow  .  .  .  better 
get  everything  packed  .  .  ."  He  was  out 
of  bed,  moving  uncertainly  about  the 
room. 

"Moving?     But  where?" 

"Out  of  this  city.  We  can't  stay  here 
any  longer,  Mary.    I've  got  to  get  away — " 

He  had  turned  on  the  light,  and  now 
he  saw  the  frightened  bewilderment  in 
Mary's  face.  It  helped  him  gain  control 
of  himself.  "Please  don't  ask  me  why," 
he  said  gently.  "You  said  once  you'd 
never  question  anything  I  wanted  to  do. 
And  what  I'm  doing  now  is  for  us." 

CTILL  she  searched  him  with  her  eyes. 
**  Somewhere,  she  seemed  to  find  the  an- 
swer, the  explanation.  "All  right,  Henry," 
she  said  quietly. 

No  one  in  Houston  knew  what  became 
of  the  Sinclairs.  The  only  explanation 
either  of  them  offered  was  that  reasons  of 
health  made  it  necessary  for  them  to  go. 
They  travelled  far  away,  to  another  city 
and  Sinclair  went  into  business  for  him- 
self with   the   money   he  had  saved. 

Fear  was  his  ever-present  companion 
now.  In  the  two  years  after  he  left  Hous- 
ton his  hair  turned  snow-white.  He  grew 
to  accept  as  part  of  his  life  the  dread 
that  some  day  he  would  be  recognized  as 
William  Robinson,  and  arrested.  He  had 
taken  a  life — his  own  life — and  this  was 
his  punishment. 

He  and  Mary  had  two  children,  and  his 
new  business  prospered  until  it  was  the 
largest  in  the  city.  He  was  asked  to  serve 
on  civic  organizations,  to  join  the  service 
and  social  clubs.  Yet  there  was  always  a 
reserve  about  him  that  none  of  his  friends 
ever   understood. 

One  day  a  man  came  to  his  office,  ask- 
ing for  work.  Sinclair  questioned  him, 
and  learned  that  he  had  spent  five  years 
in  prison  for  a  first  offense.  He  hired 
him  on  the  spot,  and  after  that  he  let  it 
be  known  that  he  stood  ready  to  offer 
jobs  to  ex-convicts. 

Neither  his  wife's  protests  nor  the 
doubts  of  his  business  acquaintances  could 
present  him  from  giving  most  of  these 
nien  work  after  he  had  talked  to  them. 
There  was  only  one  thing  he  asked  of 
them:  "I'm  placing  all  my  faith  and  con- 
fidence in  you.  and  you  mustn't  let  me 
down." 

As  the  years  passed,  his  faith  in  these 
men  was  justified.  They  never  did  let 
him  down,  and  the  business  prospered 
more  than  ever. 

Twenty  years  went  by,  and  still  the 
bubble  did  not  break.  He  sent  his  two 
children  through  college;  he  watched  the 
ex-convicts  he  had  hired  years  before  be- 
come respected  and  valued  citizens.  It  all 
made  no  difference — he  knew  that  some 
day  he  would  be  recognized,  arrested,  sent 
to  prison. 

But  when  his  daughter  came  to  him  and 
told  him  that  the  bov  she  loved — the  son 


of  one  of  the  city's  best  families — had 
asked  her  to  marry  him,  he  knew  he 
couldn't  wait  any  longer.  He  had  tangled 
enough  other  lives  up  with  his  own — his 
wife's,  his  two  children's — he  couldn't  let 
young  Bob  join  his  family  without  know- 
ing the  truth. 

A  happy,  intimate  family  party  was 
planned  for  the  announcement  of  the  en- 
gagement. The  two  families  gathered  in 
the  Sinclair  home,  and  as  Henry  Sinclair, 
from  his  place  at  the  head  of  the  table, 
looked  around  the  circle  of  smiling  faces 
he  grew  cold  all  over  at  the  thought  of 
the  blow  he  must  strike. 

They  were  looking  expectantly  at  him. 
waiting  for  him  to  make  the  announce- 
ment. This  moment,  these  five  minutes 
that  were  upon  him  now,  were  the  real 
punishment.  What  had  come  before  had 
been  nothing  to  them;  what  would 
come  afterwards  would  be  almost  like  a 
relief. 

"My  dear  family — "  he  began.  "I  am 
glad  you  are  all  together  here  tonight— 
and  yet  I  am  very  sad.  Because  I  have 
to  tell  you  that  I'm  going  away  tomor- 
row morning,  and  1  don  t  ever  expect  to 
come  back.  For  years  I've  had  a  secret 
from  you,  and  now  I  must  tell  it — 1 
couldn't  let  this  go  on  any  longer  without 
you  knowing  it.  ...  I  once  stole  a  life— 
my  own  life.  It  didn't  belong  to  me,  it 
belonged  to  society.  .  .  ." 

CO  this,  William  Robinson  thought,  was 
^  the  prison  he  should  have  come  to  so 
many  years  ago.  Gray,  bleak  walls; 
armed  men  in  the  watch  towers;  gates  that 
clanked  open  and  shut. 

He  sent  the  name  of  Henry  Sinclair  in 
to  the  warden.  It  was  the  last  time  he 
would  use  it,  he  reflected  as  he  waited  at 
the  rail  of  the  outer  office.  The  uniformed 
guard  came  back  after  a  few  minutes  with 
the  word  that  the  warden  would  see  him 
now. 

Ignoring  the  chair  the  warden  indicated, 
he  said  simply,  "My  name  is  William  Rob- 
inson. I'm  wanted  for  robbery.  I  was 
convicted  thirty-four  years  ago,  but  I  es- 
caped. I — "  He  didn't  feel  at  all  ner- 
vous or  frightened,  but  there  was  a  cu- 
rious little  catch  in  his  throat,  and  he  had 
to  stop  and  cough  before  going  on — "I 
want  to  give  myself  up." 

"Are  you  the  William  Robinson  who 
goes  by  the  name  of  Henry  Sin- 
clair?" the  warden  asked. 

"Yes." 

The  telephone  rang,  and  still  keeping  his 
eyes  on  Robinson,  the  warden  answered  it. 

"Fie  did?  Why  yes,  he's  here  now.  1 
certainly  will. ' 

"I've  got  some  news  for  you,  Sinclair. 
We  were  expecting  you.  It  seems  that 
your  whole  town  and  all  its  citizens  got 
together  and  signed  a  petition  with  thou- 
sands of  names  asking  the  President  of 
the  United  States  if  he  wouldn't  please 
let  you  come  back  to  them.  They  say 
you've  done  more  for  your  city  than  any- 
body else  in  town,  and  that  you've  reha- 
bilitated hundreds  of  ex-convicts.  And  the 
President  has  granted  their  request — he's 
sending  a  Presidential  pardon  today!" 

.  .  .  Once  more,  an  hour  later,  William 
Robinson  stood  in  front  of  the  gates  at 
Leavenworth — but  this  time  he  looked  out, 
over  the  green  Kansas  plains,  instead  of 
inward,  at  the  walls.  Free!  Free,  for 
the  first  time  in  thirty-four  years! 

The  world  is  filled  with  real  life  dramas 
more  gripping  than  any  romancer's 
di earns — dramas  Charles  Martin  brings  to 
you  on  his  two  weekly  radio  programs. 
Next  month,  he  writes  another  of  these 
stranger-t  ban-fiction  stories  exclusiveh 
for  RADIO  MIRROR. 


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Hidden  Drama  Behind  the  Tyrone  Power — Don  Ameche  Friendship 

(Continued  from   page    13) 


But  in  March,  two  months  before,  Zan- 
uck  had  signed  another  screen  unknown, 
a  radio  actor  who  had  knocked  them  cold 
on  the  air,  and  this  actor  had  proceeded 
immediately  to  knock  them  colder  on  the 
screen  in  "Ramona."  To  20th  Century- 
Fox  then  this  was  the  greatest  possible 
good  fortune,  because  that  studio  had  an 
enormous  production  schedule,  but  prac- 
tically no  box-office  stars  outside  of  Shir- 
ley Temple. 

TO  say  that  Don  Ameche  was  the  fair- 
haired  boy  of  the  lot  is  putting  it 
mildly;  he  was  Prince  Charming  rescuing 
a  damsel  in  distress. 

Tyrone  Power  chose  this  of  all  moments 
to  come  not  only  to  Hollywood  but — of 
all  places — to  20th  Century-Fox.  And 
the  guy  he  was  gladdest  to  see  and  who 
was  tickled  to  death  to  see  him  was  his 
old  best  friend  and  professional  nemesis — 
Don  Ameche! 

They  hadn't  seen  each  other  since  Ty 
had  come  through  Chicago  in  a  road 
company.  And  even  if  Ty  had  any  idea 
of  the  setup  he  was  bucking  it  didn't  make 
five  cents'  worth  of  difference.  They  cele- 
brated. 

The  strangest  thing  about  the  friendship 
of  Don  and  Ty  is  that  it  has  flourished 
and  rooted  deeper  in  the  face  of  things 
that,  as  I  said,  usually  bury  friendship  six 
feet  deep.  They  weren't  nearly  the  pals 
in  Chicago  that  they  have  become  in  Hol- 
lywood. And  nowhere  have  two  friends 
been  thrown  into  fiercer  competition  for 
success. 

All  the  choice  parts  in  the  big  pictures 
were  tagged  "Don  Ameche."  Ty  drew 
what  was  left.     It  was  exactly  as  it  had 


been  in  Chicago.  They  put  him  in  a 
thankless  bit  in  "Girls'  Dormitory."  Why 
not?  He  was  an  unknown  quantity;  no 
name  in  the  movie  sense.  And  Don  had 
fan  mail  piling  up  like  a  Roosevelt  land- 
slide. There  wasn't  anything  either  one 
of  them  could  do  about  it. 

Yet  this  was  the  time  when  Don  and 
Ty  really  came  to  know  each  other  and 
cement  their  friendship  in  a  hundred 
ways. 

The  busy  whirl  of  Hollywood,  multiple 
careers  and  the  demands  of  success  keep 
Don  and  Ty  apart  more  now  than  then. 
Ty,  of  course,  is  a  bachelor  while  Don  is 
the  most  married  man  you  ever  saw,  and 
completely  happy  around  his  home  and 
family.  But  in  the  first  months  that  both 
were  exposed  to  this  strange  and  wonder- 
ful new7  world,  neither  had  many  other 
friends;  consequently  they  saw  each  other 
constantly. 

The  Ameches  then,  as  now,  were  invet- 
erate diners  out.  Don  is  perfectly  domes- 
tic in  every  respect  but  dinners;  he  likes 
bright  lights  and  music  for  relaxation 
after  a  day  on  the  set  or  in  the  studio. 

IJATU RALLY  Ty,  being  a  bachelor  and 
■^  alone,  was  the  perfect  dinner  third. 
The  threesome  became  a  foursome  when 
a  girl — blonder  even  than  Don's  wife,  Hon- 
ore — started  coming  along  with  Ty.  She 
had  been  with  Don  in  "One  In  A  Mil- 
lion."    Her  name  was  Sonja  Henie. 

All  the  time,  though  they  never  men- 
tioned it,  things  were  heading  toward  a 
showdown  for  Don  and  Ty  at  the  studio. 

One  day  it  happened. 

Don  was  called  in  to  make  a  test  for 
the  big  picture   of  the  year,   "Lloyds   of 


London."  At  the  same  time.  Ty  was 
called  in  to  test  for  the  same  part.  Don 
didn't  know  Ty  was  being  tested;  he 
supposed  the  part  was  a  cinch  for  him- 
self. He  was  pretty  happy  about  it  too. 
Ty  had  no  idea  Don  was  being  tested;  if 
he  had  had  he  would  have  considered  it 
no  use. 

"So  they  both  made  their  tests.  That 
night  they  all  met  for  dinner.  Neither 
mentioned  "Lloyd's." 

That  happened  twice. 

THERE  was  no  decision  from  the  first 
tests.  Studio  big  wigs  couldn't  make  up 
their  minds.  They  decided  to  try  both 
young  actors  again. 

Don  and  Ty  went  through  a  second  set 
of  tests.  Don  still  hadn't  the  faintest 
doubt  he  was  slated  for  the  part,  was  still 
ignorant  that  Ty  was  being  tested  too. 
Ty,  on  the  other  hand,  suspected  his  com- 
petition now  and  considered  his  case  hope- 
less. On  his  way  around  the  lot  he  hid 
his  costume  wig  in  his  coat  when  he  saw 
Don  coming.  He  felt  guilty  somehow 
competing  with  Don  Ameche  for  a  part; 
he  didn't  want  Don  to  know. 

Out  at  20th  Century-Fox,  a  lot  of  peo- 
ple remember  the  day  in  the  Gold  Room 
of  the  Cafe  de  Paris  when  Tyrone  Pow- 
er came  in  and  sat  down  beside  Don 
Ameche  to  tell  him  the  news.  He  came 
up  bashfully,  almost  apologetically,  with 
the  boyish  grin  that  is  part  of  his  charm 
on  his  face.  They  had  just  told  him  the 
part  was  his.  But  to  Ty  it  didn't  seem 
quite  right.  He  couldn't  get  over  the  idea 
that  Don  should  have  had  first  choice. 

If  he  had  any  fears,  and  he  did,  as  to 
how  Don  would  take  it  they  quickly  van- 


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ished.  If  Don  had  any  disappointment, 
and  he  did  have,  he  buried  it  beneath  an 
honest  smile.  He  jumped  up  and  slapped 
Ty  on  the  back  while  the  whole  room 
watched. 

"Boy,"  he  said,  "if  you  don't  go  to  town 
in  rhat  picture,  I'll  murder  you!" 

Of  course,  Ty  did.  Now  both  are  es- 
tablished stars.  But  professionally  com- 
petition  still   haunts   their   friendship. 

It  has  pitted  them  against  each  other 
already  in  three  pictures,  "Ladies  In 
Love,"  "Love  Is  News"  and  now  "In  Old 
Chicago."  They've  traded  socks  and 
fought  for  the  girl  all  day  long  and  then 
laughed  about  it  in  the  evenings.  They've 
stayed  pals  in  spite  of  everything. 

IT'S  uncanny,  though,  how  the  haunt 
'  chases  them — even  onto  the  air.  Don,  of 
course,  is  the  top  regular  radio  dramatic 
star  on  the  Chase  and  Sanborn  Hour,  Sun- 
day nights  on  NBC's  Red  Network.  On 
October  third,  Ty  makes  his  big  time 
air  debut,  starring  in  a  dramatic  half  hour 
of  popular  plays  for  Woodbury's  Soap. 
Every  Sunday  he  will  go  on  the  air  only 
a  split  second  after  Don  Ameche  signs  off 
— and  on  the  Blue  Network,  making  it 
necessary  for  you  to  tune  out  Don's  last 
words  to  hear  Ty's  first. 

Two  things  that  have  bound  them  to- 
gether in  the  face  of  the  ordinary  career 
competition  are  two  things  you  seldom 
associate  with  each  other — religion  and 
common  uproarious  sense  of  humor.  Both 
Ty  and  Don  are  devout  Roman  Catholics; 
both  were  educated  in  church  seminaries, 
and  both  find  religion  an  important  fac- 
tor in  their  lives  today.  Not  that  they're 
stuffy  about  it. 

In  fact,  the  other  day  a  group  of  Shrin- 
ers  visited  the  20th  Century-Fox  lot  and 
came  around  to  the  set  where  Don  and 
Ty  were  talking  to  a  Jesuit  priest,  brought 
out  from  St.  Louis  to  check  up  on  cer- 
tain aspects  of  "In  Old  Chicago."  The 
Shriners  wanted  to  meet  the  boys,  so  they 
slipped  off  to  chat  and  pose  with  them, 
winking  to  one  another  at  what  the  good 
Father  would  think  if  he  knew  he  had 
been  deserted  for  a  bunch  of  Masons! 

The  two  most  gorgeous  grins  in  Holly- 
wood are  enough  to  warrant  their  funny- 
bones,  but  if  you  need  proof,  you  can  ask 
Alice  Faye.  Alice  suffered  good  naturedly 
all  through  "You  Can't  Have  Everything" 
when    Don    discovered   she   made   a    swell 


subject  for  the  ribs  and  jokes  he  loves  to 
work.  But  when  Ty  and  Don  teamed  up 
on  her  in  "In  Old  Chicago"  she  decided 
to  do  something  about  it. 

The  other  day  Ty  entered  his  trailer 
dressing  room  and  dived  right  out  again 
to  escape  a  suffocating  odor  of  garlic 
which  had  been  liberally  smeared  all  over 
everything.  He  found  tell-tale  traces  of 
La  Faye,  and  consulted  with  Don.  They 
immediately  lured  Alice  over  to  the  trail- 
er on  pretenses  of  a  party,  shoved  her  in 
and  locked  the  door.  The  garlic  and  the 
California  sun  hitting  around  a  hundred 
did  the  rest.  And  while  Alice  stewed  in 
her  own  salad  dressing,  Don  and  Ty  hust- 
led over  and  played  Texas  tornado  with 
her  frocks  and  lacy  unmentionables,  using 
lipstick  for  color  effects  on  the  walls  and 
rug. 

Now  they're  all  swiping  official  station- 
ery from  Darryl  Zanuck's  office  to  write 
each  other  severe  notes  on  the  respective 
raids. 

Off  the  lot  both  Ty  and  Don  continue 
to  lead  lives  as  far  apart  as  the  two  poles. 
They  get  together  to  bowl  occasionally— 
Ty  always  wins — but  Ty  still  glories  in 
single  blessedness  and  keeps  busy  playing 
the  field. 

ftON,  on  the  other  hand,  has  gathered  all 
■^  the  relatives  he  can  find  around  him 
at  his  Encino  estate.  There  he  presides 
like  an  old  time  patriarch  in  all  his  spare 
time,  such  as  it  is,  and  loves  it.  He  ad- 
mits freely  he  couldn't  get  along  without 
his  wife,  Honore.  She  makes  his  appoint- 
ments, orders  his  food,  approves  his 
clothes,  goes  with  him  everywhere — he'd 
be  lost  without  her.  And  of  course  the  two 
Ameche  hopefuls,  Donny  and  Ronny,  are 
two  big  reasons  behind  that  famous  Ame- 
che smile. 

Such  overpowering  domestic  bliss  close 
at  hand  is  always  subtly  dangerous  to  a 
bachelor.  So  far  Ty  hasn't  shown  any 
signs  of  weakening,  but  the  other  day 
out  at  Don's  Donny  and  Ronny  climbed 
up  on  his  knees,  and  these  two  cherubic 
specimens  of  married  bliss  caused  Ty  to 
heave  a   deep   sigh. 

"You  know,  Don,"  he  said,  "these  kids 
are  great.  I  wouldn't  mind  trying  this 
marriage  stuff  if  you'd  tell  me  the  com- 
bination." 

But  Sonja  Henie  might  have  something 
to  say  about  that. 


>  Trade  Maria  Reg.  V.  S.  Patent  Off.ee  ' 


What's  New? 

(Continued   frojn    page   37) 


calls  for  only  one  more  picture,  and  after 
that  it's  possible  that  he'll  retire  and  take 
a  year's  rest,  if  not  more. 
*        *        * 

IF  Dorothy  Lamour  and  Herbie  Kay 
could  do  it,  and  still  be  happy,  Ann 
Sothern  and  Roger  Pryor  figured  they 
could,  too.  Since  their  marriage  last  Feb- 
ruary, these  two  have  been  separated  prac- 
tically all  the  time.  Ann  has  been  busy 
with  pictures;  Roger  has  been  on  the  road 
leading  his  orchestra.  And  only  for  a  few 
brief  visits  have  they  been  together.  When- 
ever she  could,  this  summer,  Ann  would 
hop  a  plane  and  fly  to  Chicago,  where 
Roger  was  appearing  at  the  Edgewater 
Beach  Hotel,  spend  a  weekend  with  him, 
and  commute  back  to  Hollywood.  They 
don't  like  it  much,  but  this  way  of  living 
has  one  advantage — their  married  life  is  a 
series  of  honeymoons,  not  just  one. 


ITEM  to  sadden  sponsors:  A  recent  uni- 
versity survey  showed  that  ninety  per 
cent   ol    radio   listeners,  when    asked   what 


programs  they  listened  to  last  night,  can't 
remember  who  the  sponsors  were. 

^  ^  H* 

IN  the  days  when  radio  kept  her  busy 
singing  on  two  or  three  programs  a 
week,  Lucy  Monroe  used  to  wish  she  could 
sing  operatic  music.  She  knew  she  had  the 
voice;  she  knew  she  could  hit  the  Metro- 
politan Opera,  if  somebody'd  only  give  her 
a  chance.  But  nobody  would.  Nobody'd 
take  her  seriously — she  was  just  another 
"radio  singer"  to  high-hat  operatic  circles. 
Then  the  tragic  death  of  her  mother  forced 
Lucy  to  leave  radio.  It  even  looked,  at  the 
time,  as  if  her  career  might  be  ruined,  so 
quickly  does  radio  forget  its  favorites.  But 
Lucy  rested,  and  waited.  Then,  free  from 
broadcasting  engagements  and  with  the 
time  to  do  as  she  liked,  she  told  her 
manager  about  her  ambitions.  He  secured 
a  solo  engagement  for  her  with  the  Phil- 
adelphia Symphony  Orchestra,  then  an- 
other with  the  St.  Louis  Opera  company. 
Music  lovers  who  hadn't  paid  any  atten- 
tion to  her  on  the  air  were  suddenly  struck 
with  the  freshness  and  beauty  of  her  voice. 


RADIO    MIRROR 


.  .  .  And  this  fall.  Lucy  gets  her  chance  at 
the  Metropolitan. 

*  ^  * 

SPLICES   AND   SPLITS 

Jimmy  Blair,  singing  star  of  the  recent 
Packard  summer  show,  sent  all  the  way 
across  the  continent  for  his  bride  late  this 
summer.  She's  the  former  Miss  Mary  F. 
Burnett,  and  she  flew  to  Hollywood  for  the 
wedding  from  Maiden,  Mass.  .  .  .  Charles 
(Andy)  Correll,  of  Amos  'n'  Andy,  was 
scheduled  to  take  unto  himself,  to  have 
and  to  hold,  Miss  Alyce  McLaughlin,  West 
Coast  dancer,  on  September  11.  .  ...  And 
Tony  (Oswald)  Labriola  let  himself  be 
divorced  in  Reno  by  Mrs.  Muriel  Labriola. 
They  were  married  in  1932,  and  have  a 
three-year-old  daughter,  Joyce.  Cruelty, 
said  Mrs.  Oswald,  was  the  trouble. 


NOVEMBER  17th  is  the  day  Fred  Allen 
will  return  to  the  airwaves  he  said 
goodbye  to  forever  last  spring.  Town  Hall's 
sage  will  once  more  settle  into  his  weekly 
routine,  which  invariably  includes  finishing 
the  script  for  his  program  early  Tuesday 
afternoon.  We  thought  you  might  like  to 
know  how  Fred  celebrates  finishing  a 
script,  as  told  in  his  own  words: 

"Tuesday  afternoons  1  usually  take  a 
nap,  and  then  we  have  dinner,  and  after- 
wards Portland  and  1  go  around  the  corner 
to  a  movie.  Unless  they've  got  Bing 
Crosby  singing  that  same  song  again.  I've 
heard  him  sing  it  dressed  in  cowboy 
clothes,  and  in  tux,  and  in  a  sailor  suit, 
and  I  know  how  it  goes  now.  So  if  we 
find  out  he's  there,  singing  it  all  over 
again,  we  just  stay  home  and  1  read  a 
detective  mystery." 

%  %  % 

IT'S    an    open    secret    around    Hollywood 
that  Frances  Langford  is  a  movie  star 


who'd  just  as  soon  not  be  one.  Cameras 
scare  her  to  death,  and  always  have.  But 
a  few  weeks  ago,  for  the  first  time  in  her 
life,  she  started  a  new  picture  without  any 
qualms.  Reason:  That  happy,  smiling  guy, 
Dick  Powell.  Frances  has  felt  that  Dick 
was  the  number  one  showman  of  them  all 
ever  since  she  and  he  were  on  Hollywood 
Hotel  together.  She's  always  given  him  the 
credit  for  building  up  her  self-confidence. 
And  now  that  he's  playing  with  her  in  her 
new  movie,  she  doesn't  feel  lonely  any 
more  when  she  walks  out  on  the  sound 
stage.  Just  to  add  the  finishing  touch  to 
the  good  omens,  the  name  of  the  picture 
is — but   of   course — "Hollywood    Hotel." 


SNOOPERS  are  wondering  if  Marlyn 
Stuart's  heart  hasn't  been  snared  for 
good  at  last.  She's  the  blonde  Mama-that- 
man's-here-again  girl  on  Ken  Murray's 
show,  and  pretty  enough  to  cause  even 
Hollywood  to  bat  its  eye.  Jack  Allbright. 
a  former  buddy  from  New  York,  was  in 
Hollywood  for  two  weeks  before  he  got 
around  to  calling  Marlyn  up.  She  not  only 
forgave  him,  but  stood  up  her  local  steady 
to  see  Allbright.  Now  the  local  lad  is  the 
one  who's  moaning  softly,  "Mama,  that 
man's  here  again!" 


TWO  believe-it-or-nots  were  brought  back 
'  from  a  trip  to  New  England  by  a  man 
who  doesn't  deal  in  believe-it-or-nots.  Paul 
Wing,  spelling  master  of  the  NBC  Spelling 
Bee,  kept  asking  casual  acquaintances 
wherever  he  stopped  how  they  liked  his 
program,  and  he  discovered  that  they  not 
only  like  it,  they  also  take  it  mighty  seri- 
ously. When  Johnny  Smith  steps  up  in 
front  of  the  microphone  to  spell  "onoma- 
topoeia" the  listeners  are  all  right  there, 
trying  as  hard  as  Johnny  to  get  the  right 


answer.  The  result  is  that  Paul  found 
many  people  who  never  in  all  their  lives 
are  going  to  get  a  chance  to  use  words 
like  "compensatory"  and  "rehabilitation," 
but  can  rattle  off  the  correct  spellings  like 
machine  guns. 

Paul's  other  strange  fact  comes  from  his 
conversations  with  some  men  who  compile 
dictionaries.  Seems  that  when  we  get  to 
arguing  over  a  word,  and  claim  that  a 
certain  spelling  or  pronunciation  of  it  is 
"preferred,"  we're  all  wet.  No  such  thing, 
say  the  dictionary  men,  as  a  preferred 
spelling  or  pronunciation.  The  first  one 
given  in  the  dictionary  is  just  the  one  most 
people  use.  (Bear  that  in  mind,  Fidler, 
when  you  start  writing  those  notes  of  yours 
to  announcers.) 


THOSE  Marx  Brothers  look  long  and 
hard  before  they  leap.  They've  audi- 
tioned for  a  network  program,  but  up  until 
the  time  all  the  big  fall  shows  were  being 
lined  up  they  hadn't  put  pen  to  contract 
paper.  Their  audition  script  was  written 
by  one  of  radio's  crack  gagsters,  who,  as  it 
happened,  had  never  done  any  work  for 
the  Marxes  before.  He  slaved  over  the 
script,  putting  in  the  funniest  lines  he 
could  concoct,  polishing,  pruning,  revising; 
and  when  he  had  finished  he  thought  it  was 
pretty  swell.  He  took  it  up  to  Groucho's 
home  for  the  Master  to  read.  Groucho 
received  the  script  in  silence  and  read  it 
glumly,  puffing  on  his  cigar.  Never  a 
laugh,  not  even  a  faint  twinkle  on  the 
Marx  pan.  The  unhappy  script  writer, 
convinced  that  he  had  failed  miserably, 
sank  deeper  and  deeper  into  his  chair. 
wishing  he  could  sink  right  through  it. 
Groucho  finished  reading,  took  the  cigar 
out  of  his  mouth,  yawned,  laid  the  manu- 
script aside,  and  spoke. 
"Swell  script!"  he  said. 


THE  FELLOWS 

JEERED  at  her 
skinny  shape 


DoraSotelo 


THEN  SHE  DISCOVERED  HOW  TO  GAIN 

14  LBS.  QUICK 


Why  Thousands  Gain  10  to  25  lbs. 

Quick  with  New  IRONIZED  YEAST 

.— — — ^— — ^— .^ — «= 

NO  matter  how  skinny  and  rundown  you  may 
be,  just  remember  that  thousands  of  girls,  and 
men  too,  who  just  needed  certain  vital  elements, 
have  put  on  10  to  25  pounds  of  good  solid  flesh  in  a 
few  weeks — with  these  amazing  new  Ironized  Yeast 
tablets.  With  their  new  normal  good  looks  and 
joyous  new  pep,  they've  also  gained  loads  of  new 
friends,  and  get  much  more  joy  out  of  life. 

Yet  although  this  new  scientific  formula  was 
perfected  at  the  cost  of  many  thousands  of  dollars, 
it  comes  to  you  in  little  tablets  which  cost  you  only 
a  few  cents  a  day. 

Why  it  builds  up  so  quick 

Doctors  now  say  thousands  are  thin  and  rundown 
only  because  they  don't  get  enough  yeast  vitamins 
(Vitamin  B)  and  iron  in  their  food.  Without  these 
elements  you  may  lack  appetite  and  not  get  the 
most  body-building  good  out  of  what  you  eat. 

Now,  by  a  new  process,  the  vitamins  from  the 
special  rich  yeast  used  in  making  English  ale  are 
concentrated  to  7  times  their  strength  in  ordinary 
yeast.  This  7-power  vitamin  concentrate  is  com- 
bined  with   3   kinds    of   iron    (organic,   inorganic 


"I  used  to  be  one  of 
those  girls  that  folks 
say  were  'born  to  be 
skinny.'  When  I  got 
old  enough  to  go  to 
parties  and  dances. 
I  began  to  realize 
what  my  skinny  fig- 
ure was  costing  me.  I  was  never 
invited  anywhere,  and  I  could 
feel  that  the  fellows  either  pitied 
or  looked  down  on  me.  Then 
Ironized  Yeast  was  recommended 
U>  me.  I  gained  14  pounds  in  3 
weeks.  Now  my  weight  is  normal 
and  I  can  eat  anything.  Everyone 
says  I  am  getting  beautiful  and 
lots  of  boys  want  to  take  me  out. 
I  think  Ironized  Yeast  is 
wonderful." 

— DoraSotelo, Anaheim,  Cal. 


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RADIO     M IRROR 

CURE-FIRE  formula  for  girls  who  want 
to  go  into  the  movies:  Get  yourself  a 
boy  friend  who  will  go  to  Hollywood  ahead 
of  you  to  star  on  a  coast-to-coast  radio 
show.  Radio  Mirror's  loyal  readers  are 
hereby  referred  to  the  Jerry  Cooper  story 
in  the  August  issue,  which  told  that  his 
great  ambition  in  Hollywood  was  to  get 
his  fiancee,  Joan  Mitchell,  a  chance  on  the 
screen.  Now  that  Joan's  snugly  fixed  up 
with  an  M-G-M  contract,  Jerry  is  paying 
stricter  attention  to  his  own  movie  pros- 
pects. 

•S4  ^  %* 

RAYMOND  PAIGE,  in  New  York  for 
■»  the  first  time  in  his  life,  was  called 
back  to  his  orchestral  duties  on  Hollywood 
Hotel  several  days  before  his  two-week 
vacation  period  was  up — but  it  didn't  mat- 
ter much,  he  was  sort  of  itching  to  get 
back  into  harness.  Ray  and  Mrs.  Paige 
behaved  just  like  any  other  pair  of  sight- 
seers— went  up  the  Empire  State  Building, 
did  the  nightclubs  thoroughly,  stared  back 
at  the  fish  in  the  Aquarium,  and  saw  every 
show  in  town — as  well  as  meeting  the  spon- 
sors of  the  Packard  Show,  on  which  Ray 
is  also  leading  the  orchestra.  The  high  spot 
of  his'  visit  came  the  night  he  attended  the 
Gershwin  Memorial  concert  at  the  Lewis- 
ohn  Stadium,  and  then  went  on  to  a  party 
given  in  his  honor  by  Mark  Warnow  and 
Harry  Salter.  Seems  they'd  both  admired 
his  work  for  years,  but  had  never  had  a 
chance  to  meet  him. 


MARK  WARNOW,  in  fact,  revealed 
that  he'd  named  his  younger  brother 
after  Raymond  Paige.  Mark's  brother  is 
known  to  his  friends  as  Harry — but  you 
know  him  a  lot  better  as  Raymond  Scott, 
of  the  Raymond  Scott  Swing  Quintet. 
*        *         * 

NOBODY  was  surprised  when  the 
Jimmy  Wallingtons'  new  baby  turned 
out  to  be  a  girl — after  all,  Jimmy  is  Eddie 
Cantor's  announcer.  Next  time  a  baby 
is  on  its  way  in  the  Wallington  family, 
somebody  warned  Jimmy,  he'd  better  see 
if  he  can't  swap  places  with  Ken  Car- 
penter for  a  few  months.  Ken,  you  see,  is 
Bing  Crosby's  announcer,  and  the  Crosby 
family  is  as  thick  with  boys  as  the  Cantor 
family   is   with   girls. 


THAT  contract  of  Gertrude  Berg's  with 
her  new  sponsors  is  one  of  those  long- 
range  affairs.  It  will  keep  The  Goldbergs 
on  the  air  for  no  less  than  five  years, 
unless  the  sponsor  should  decide  not  to 
exercise  one  of  his  yearly  options. 


AL  PEARCE  didn't  forget  his  old 
buddies  when  he  was  out  on  the  coast 
this  summer,  and  one  of  them  is  mighty 
glad  he  didn't.  Al  made  a  point  of  looking 
up  people  who  were  on  his  show  when  it 
was  purely  a  West  Coast  attraction,  and 
putting  them  on  the  Ford  program  to  do 
guest  shots.  Pedro  Gonzales,  Andy  An- 
drews, and  Yogi  Yorgessen.  were  some  of 
the  old  Al  Pearce  favorites  you  heard  dur- 
ing Al's  Hollywood  visit.  Another  was  Fail 
Towner,  whom  Al  knew  ten  years  ago  in 
San  Francisco.  Tower  wasn't  doing  much 
of  anything  when  Al  came  out  and  asked 
him  to  organize  a  singing  group  ot  seven 
persons  as  a  special  feature  of  the  broad- 
casts. He  did  so,  and  the  day  alter  the 
ensemble's  fust  appearance  on  the  air  tele- 
phones began  to  buzz.  It  took  Towner  no 
lime  at  all  to  drag  out  his  fountain  pen 
and  sign  his  first  big  contract  in  the  film 
business. 

*         *         * 

Till:       bewiskered       controversy       over 
whether  all-girl   bands  are   as  good  as 


all-male  bands, which  has  been  raging  like 
a  tornado  in  a  teaspoon  for  the  past  few 
years,  should  be  settled,  once  and  for  all, 
by  the  record  Phil  Spitalny  and  his  Hour 
of  Charm  lassies  hung  up  at  the  Para- 
mount Theater  in  New  York.  Booked  for 
a  one-week  personal  appearance,  the  gang 
stayed  four,  and  smashed  an  eleven-year 
house  attendance  record  into  untidy  bits. 
There  must  be  something  about  a  pretty 
girl  that  people  like 


THE  THREE  MARSHALLS,  Peggy. 
■  Kay  and  Jack,  whose  songs  and  chatter 
you  hear  as  a  sustaining  feature  on  NBC, 
go  about  putting  a  show  on  the  air  as  if 
they  were  having  a  party.  Bing  Crosby's 
about  the  only  performer  who  can  match 
them  in  informality.  One  day  a  wander- 
ing radio  performer  poked  his  head  into 
the  studio  where  the  Marshalls  were  broad- 
casting, and,  not  realizing  they  were  on  the 
air,  yelled,  "Is  Hester  there?"  That's  the 
sort  of  thing  that  would  throw  most  stars 
into  an  advanced  state  of  jitters,  but  the 
Marshalls  took  up  the  query  and  bandied 
the  name  of  Hester  about  for  the  rest  of 
the  broadcast  period.  .  .  .  Incidentally, 
that  French  girl.  Antoinette,  who  has  been 
on  the  Three  Marshalls  program  lately,  is 
just  Peggy  Marshall  in  disguise  and  a 
Parisian  accent.  She  was  brought  into  the 
show  for  a  gag.  and  proved  so  popular 
with  the  customers  they  can't  send  her 
back  to  Paris. 


IF  there's  any  kind  of  bad  luck  that  hasn't 
hit  Alice  Faye  on  her  Chesterfield  pro- 
gram with  Hal  Kemp,  it  just  hasn't  been 
invented  yet.  Before  one  broadcast  Alice 
fell  down  some  steps  on  the  "In  Old  Chi- 
cago" set,  and  went  on  the  sho\v  against 
her  doctor's  better  judgment.  The  next 
week,  while  she  was  on  her  way  to  the 
studio,  a  black  cat  crossed  her  path.  Then 
her  colored  maid,  Vella,  broke  a  mirror  in 
the  dressing-room  just  before  the  fourth 
broadcast.  The  fifth  week,  on  Thursday, 
Alice  was  taken  home  sick.  The  doctors 
said.  "Laryngitis.  You  mustn't  even  talk." 
Alice  turned  up  her  nose  at  them,  called 
in  a  masseuse,  and  went  on  the  show  any- 
way the  next  day. 

But  don't  get  the  idea  Alice  thinks 
there's  a  jinx  after  her.  "Pooh,"  she  says 
"I  was  born  with  a  four-leaf  clover  in  my 
hand." 


OF  all  the  jobs  in  radio,  one  of  the 
toughest  is  that  of  Helen  Sioussat,  as- 
sistant to  Sterling  Fisher,  the  director  of 
talks  and  education  on  CBS.  After  a 
prominent  national  figure  has  agreed  to 
talk  on  the  air,  it's  Helen's  task  to  see  that 
he  gets  into  the  right  studio  at  the  right 
time.  And  when  you're  dealing  with  people 
who  don't  make  radio  their  business, 
you've  got  something  there  to  keep  you 
busy, 

For  instance,  there  was  Senator  Burke 
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time  was  6:45  on  a  certain  evening.  He 
was  due  in  from  Washington  on  the  six 
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Burke  wasn't  in  the  studio  at  0.45.  A 
standby  pianist  filled  in  for  him. 

At  7:30,  in  came  the  Senator,  clean, 
freshly  shaved,  and  cheerful,  lie  was  all 
ready  to  broadcast,  he  announced. 

He'd  arrived  on  the  six  o'clock  train  all 
right,  had  glanced  at  the  station  clock, 
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and  shave.  What  he'd  blithely  forgotten 
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What  Do  You  Want  to  Say? 

(Continued  from  page  8) 

Now,  it  appears  to  me  that  these  actors 
who  are  "hogging  the  mike"  are  writing 
their  own  tickets  out  of  radio,  because  I 
don't  believe  the  dear,  kicking  public  will 
stand  for  this  sort  oi  thing.  Perhaps  they 
believe  in  "a  short  radio  life  and  a  busy 
one,"  but  if  it  were  me,  1  would  want  a 
long  radio  existence  and  one  not  so  busy. 
I  have  heard  more  kicks  on  this  one 
subject  than  on  any  other  one  thing  about 
radio. 

Give  someone  else  a  break.  There's  tons 
of  talent  just  waiting  to  be  used. 

Mrs.  H.  J.  Beamish, 
Racine.  Wisconsin. 

SECOND  PRIZE 

WHAT    DO    YOU    THINK? 

I  have  been  reading  a  great  deal  of 
comment  on  Nelson  Eddy's  addition  to 
the  Don  Ameche  Revue.  Some  are  in 
favor  of  it,  others  are  not.  Personally,  I 
think  it  isn't  the  proper  program  for  Mr. 
Eddy.  Not  that  the  show  isn't  one  of 
the  best  of  the  year.  So  far  it  is  out- 
standing in  its  presentation  of  interesting 
personalities,  and  it  has  given  us  some 
fine  music. 

However,  the  name  of  Nelson  Eddy 
means  great  music  to  the  public.  He  ap- 
peared on  one  of  the  best  musical  pro- 
grams of  the  winter  season,  winning  new 
fans  for  himself  and  for  better  music.  He 
is  one  of  the  few  singers  who  does  not 
need  tricky  continuity  on  his  programs  to 
keep  the  attention  of  the  listening  au- 
dience. 

His  last  program  was  full  of  the  dignity 
that  only  good  music  gives.  He  shouldn't 
subordinate  this  quality  to  a  lot  of 
comedians,  no  matter  how  lovable  they 
may  be.  Can't  we  keep  these  two  sep- 
arate? Nelson  Eddy  was  not  meant  to 
be  a  fill-in  on  a  variety  program.  He 
should  carry  the  bulk  of  it.  He  is  ac- 
knowledged one  of  the  most  popular  of 
radio  artists.  We.  the  public,  appreciate 
good  musical  programs,  and  after  the  re- 
ception his  work  received  last  year,  why 
should  he  join  a  revue? 

C.  Lunsford, 
Tampa,    Florida 

THIRD   PRIZE 

FAIR    WARNING! 

When  my  ship  comes  in,  I  am  going  to 
load  it  with  all  the  women  "torch  singers" 
and  sail  far  out  to  sea.  Then  I  shall 
dump  them  all  overboard. 

In  the  resulting  tidal  wave — there  are 
millions  of  these  so-called  singers — I  hope 
to  engulf  all  the  comedians  and  studio 
audiences. 

Then  life  will  be  more  worth  living,  and 
even  the  neighbors'  radio  tuned  in  at  top 
volume  may  become  a  blessing  instead  of 
the  curse  it  is  now. 

Mrs.    E.   L.   Grover, 
Middletown,  N.  Y. 

FOURTH   PRIZE 
ON   WITH   THE   DANCE! 

Though  still  a  youngster,  I  enjoy  just 
about  every  kind  of  music  you  can  name, 
and  right  here  and  now  I  want  to  put  in 
my  two  cents  worth  on  the  old  battle 
between  classical  and  dance  music. 

Half  of  you  people  who  condemn  jazz 
as  being  "trash"  don't  know  one  note  from 
another,  nor  a  saxophone  from  a  clarinet. 
If  you  say  that  dance  musicians  are  not 
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F  Em  I  NINE 
HYGIENE 


NORFORMS  ACTION  EXPLAINED 

Norforms  are  small,  convenient, 
antiseptic  suppositories  com- 
pletely ready  for  use.  They  re 
quire  no  awkward  apparatus  fo» 
application.  They  leave  no  lin 
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the  room  or  about  your  person. 
They  are  dainty  and  feminine, 
soothing  and  deodorizing.  Mam 
women  use  them  for  this  deodor 
izing  effect  alone. 


Ihink  OF  it!  Effective  feminine  hy- 
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Millions  of  women  now  use  Norforms 
—convenient  little  suppositories,  powerfully 
antiseptic,  yet  soothing.  Norforms  melt  at 
internal  body  temperature  and  spread  a  pro- 
tective film  over  delicate,  internal  mem- 
branes—an antiseptic  film  that  remains  in 
effective  contact  for  many  hours. 

#  A  distinctive  and  exclusive  feature  of 
Norforms  is  their  concentrated  con- 
tent of  Parabydrecin—a  powerful  and 
positive  antiseptic  developed  by  Nor- 
wich, makers  of  Unguentine.  Parahy- 
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non-irritating— actually  soothing. 

MILLIONS    USED   EVERY  YEAR 

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and  hypocritical,  because  these  men  are 
just  as  capable  as  the  classicists.  So  you 
don't  believe  me!  Well,  just  ask  some 
classical  artist  who  the  most  expert  musi- 
cians are — and  don't  be  too  surprised  if 
you  hear  a  few  names  like  Tommy  Dor- 
sey,  Benny  Goodman,  Louis  Armstrong 
and  others. 

Swing  musicians  are  sincere,  conscien- 
tious and  efficient  artists  who  deserve  all 
the  praise  in  the  world  for  their  efforts. 
If  you  don't  like  dance  music,  at  least 
refrain  from  making  disparaging  remarks 
about  the  men  who  play  it.  Please  don't 
criticize  something  you  know  nothing 
about,  merely  because  it  does  not  suit 
your  taste. 

James   T.    Randall, 
Baltimore,  Md. 

FIFTH    PRIZE 

WAKE    UP,    SPONSORS! 

I've  come  to  the  conclusion  that  pros- 
pective sponsors  sleep  late  in  the  mornings. 
How  else  do  you  explain  Don  McNeil's 
Breakfast  Club  remaining  sponsorless,  lo 
these  many  years? 

We've  listened  to  Don's  effortless  good 
humor  and  his  perfectly  blended  picker- 
upper  variety  show  since  its  inception  and 
prefer  it  to  many  night-time  shows.  And 
if  popularity  polls  mean  anything,  so  do 
thousands  of  others,  for  the  Breakfast 
Club  is  always  in  the  upper  brackets. 

Walter  Blaufuss  and  his  versatile  or- 
chestra, Helen  Jane  Belkhe.  Annette  King, 
and  Jack  Baker,  who,  along  with  the 
cream  of  guest  combinations — not  for- 
getting Elmer — comprise  an  organization 
unexcelled,  that  would  "listen"  well  in  a 
movie  short.  Why,  I  even  believe  that 
Don  could  make  the  usual  dry  com- 
mercials entertaining. 

I'm  all  for  setting  several  alarm  clocks 
for  8  a.  m.  as  gentle  hints  to  prospective 
sponsors. 

Dorothy  Dishman 
Newport   News,   Va. 

SIXTH   PRIZE 

WHAT    DO    YOU    DO    WITH    YOUR    OLD 
RADIO? 

What  to  do  with  our  old  radios?  That's 
the  question.  One  cannot  swap  in  an  old 
radio  as  he  can  a  car.  What  are  we  go- 
ing to  do  with  them? 

A  person  buys  a  radio  (prices  were  high) 
costing  two  hundred  dollars.  A  few  years 
later,  after  spending  considerable  money 
for  repairs,  one  gets  disgusted  and  decides 
that  if  money  is  to  be  spent  that  way, 
why  not  buy  a  new  one?  The  new  one  is 
bought  and  the  old  one  is  pushed  into  a 
corner  in  another  room. 

The  old  one  has  an  expensive  cabinet, 
tubes  and  everything  included,  but  what 
good  is  it  to  us?  It  would  cost  about 
twenty  dollars  to  repair,  and  even  then 
they  would  not  guarantee  the  job. 

Maybe  some  of  the  readers  of  this 
magazine,  instead  of  spending  their  time 
criticizing  radio  and  its  associates,  can  tell 
us  what  to  do  with  our  discarded  radios. 
I  hope  so. 

Timothy  F.  Donovan. 

Lewiston,    Maine. 


SEVENTH  PRIZE 

RUSH    IS   ALL    RIGHT! 

I  am  only  a  girl  twelve  years  old,  but 
I  am  entitled  to  my  opinion  as  well  as 
anyone  else.  I  read  the  August  issue  of 
Radio  Mirror  and  the  column  called, 
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thought  that  on  the  Vic  and  Sade  pro- 
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As  I  am  in  school  ten  months  of  a  year, 
I  cannot  hear  the  program  every  day, 
but  other  members  of  my  family  who  hear 
it  every  day  agree  that  they  have  never 
heard  Rush  use  such  a  sentence  as,  "Mom 
ain't  came  home  yet."  In  fact.  I  might 
add  that  some  of  his  sentences  are  a  bit 
too  perfect. 

I  enjoy  the  program,  Vic  and  Sade,  be- 
cause it  is  funny  and  natural. 

Margery  McHale, 
Summit,  N.  J. 

HONORABLE  MENTION 

"Radio  has  given  us  a  lot  of  fine  and 
clean  entertainment.  I  am  especially 
thankful  to  radio  because  it  has  kept 
members  of  the  family  home  many  nights 
— otherwise  some  would  have  been  on  the 
streets  and  into  some  mischief.  This,  by 
the  way,  can't  be  measured  in  dollars  and 
cents." — O.  B.  Chester,  Fargo,  N.  D. 

"On  Thursday  night,  July  22,  another 
unforgettable  chapter  was  written  in  radio 
history  when  lovely  Jessica  Dragonette 
sang  'Alice  Blue  Gown'  to  Stephen  Cart- 
wright,  the  blind  and  deaf  news  commen- 
tator of  Lincoln,  Nebr.,  on  the  Floyd  Gib- 
bons program."  —  Geraldine  Cleaver, 
Anita,   Iowa. 

"Not  a  thing  has  happened  to  Mary 
Marlin,  Mrs.  John  Roe.  It  is  the  same 
story,  as  you  say,  and  might  I  add  that 
there  really  are  a  number  of  people  who 
are  listening  with  the  same  zeal  as  ever, 
unaware  that  any  change  in  characters  has 
been  made.  Surprising,  is  it  not?  The 
world  is  constantly  changing,  so  let  us 
give  the  newcomer  a  break!" — Mrs.  Flor- 
ence F.  Taylor,  Gloversville,  N.  Y. 

"If  I  had  five  medals.  I'd  send  one  each 
to  the  author,  the  cast,  and  the  sponsor 
of  Vic  and  Sade.  As  unpretentious  as  a 
glass  of  milk,  and  as  homelike  (not  falsely 
homey)  as  the  smell  of  breakfast,  this 
program  effortlessly  brings  out  the  naive 
beauty  of  one  kind  of  American  life." — 
Mel  Abbett,  Duluth,  Minn. 

"Instead  of  'Watch  the  Fun  Go  By,'  my 
slogan  would  be,  'Watch  the  Time  Go  By' 
with  Al  Pearce  and  his  gang.  Three  cheers 
for  one  of  the  most  enjoyable  programs 
on  the  air." — Marvin  Gelbfish,  Brooklyn, 
N.  Y. 


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Lifesavers  for  Wives 

(Continued  from  page  54) 
a  towel  which  has  been  soaked  in  vinegar 
and  'leave  him  lay'  over  night.  This  is 
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any  fowl.  Furthermore,  vinegar  rubbed 
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case  there's  any  doubt  in  your  mind. 

"Now  that  you've  got  your  turkey 
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Every  Move, 
Every  Position, 
Cost  Me  Pain" 


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"Mince  the  onion  and  sautee  it  in  the 
butter.  Now  add  the  sausage,  then  half 
the  chestnuts,  which  have  been  peeled  and 
mashed,  the  salt  and  pepper.  Let  this 
cook  together  for  a  few  minutes,  then  put 
in  the  parsley,  the  breadcrumbs  and  the 
boiling  water.  When  this  has  cooked  to- 
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remaining  chestnuts — whole,  this  time,  but 
peeled,  of  course.  All  this  is  to  be  put  into 
the  turkey,  and  the  turkey  roasted. 

"If  you  haven't  had  turkey  since  last 
Thanksgiving,  you've  probably  lost  the 
large  needle  you  were  going  to  sew  it  up 
with.  Don't  worry — use  toothpicks  in- 
stead. The  toothpicks  are  to  be  stuck 
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XA  tsp.  pepper 

2  tbls.  gravy  or  melted  butter 
1  beaten  egg 

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"Combine  all  these  ingredients,  and  mix 
them  together  well.  Add  the  milk  last,  a 
little  at  a  time,  until  -you  can  mold  the 
mixture  easily — you  may  find  you  won't 
have  to  use  the  full  cup  of  milk.  When 
the  croquettes  are  molded,  put  them  into 
the  refrigerator  and  forget  all  about  them 
for  a  couple  of  hours.  When  they  are 
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cracker  or  bread  crumbs,  then  dip  them 
into  a  well  beaten  egg  to  which  you've 
added  two  tablespoons  of  milk.  Roll  them 
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If  you're  going  to  make  fruit  cakes  for 
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minutes  before  cracking  them.  As  a  last 
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1.  Asassinate  — assassinate  — assasinate. 
(Verb)  To  kill  by  surprise  or  secret  as- 
sault; to  murder  by  treacherous  violence. 

2.  Felicitate— felisitate— felicatate.  (verb) 
To  offer  congratulations  on   some  event. 

3.  Viralent — virulent — virulant.  (adj.) 
Extremely  poisonous  or  venomous. 

4.  Kiosque — keosk — kiosk.  (noun)  A 
light  ornamental  structure  used  as  a  sub- 
way entrance,  a  newsstand  or  a  band- 
stand. 

5.  Gellatinous  — jelatinous  — gelatinous, 
(adj.)  Jellylike  or  having  the  nature  and 
consistence  of  gelatine. 

6.  Velosipede — velocipede  —  velocapede. 
(noun)  Any  light  vehicle  propelled  by  the 
rider,  especially  the  tricycle  or  the  old- 
fashioned  bicycle. 

7.  Seismograph — sizmograph  —  siesmo- 
graph.  (noun)  An  instrument  to  detect 
and  register  earthquake  shocks. 

8.  Boullion — bouillon — bullion,  (noun) 
A  plain  soup  or  broth  served  in  a  fancy 
restaurant. 

9.  Phosphorus  —  phosphorous  —  phos- 
pherus.  (noun)  A  chemical  element  of  a 
white  or  yellowish  color  which  throws  off 
a  faint  glow  in  moist  air. 

10.  Emolient  —  emoliant  —  emollient, 
fadj)  Softening,  making  supple;  (n.)  a 
m othing  application  to  allay  irritation. 


11.  Flox — phlocks — phlox,  (noun)  A 
large  plant  having  red,  purple,  white  or 
variegated  flowers. 

12.  Molecule  —  molicule  —  mollecule. 
(noun)  A  unit  of  matter;  specifically,  the 
smallest  portion  of  an  element  or  com- 
pound which  retains  identity  in  character 
with  the  substance  in  the  mass. 

13.  Anynimity — anonymity — ananimity. 
(noun)  The  state  of  being  without  a 
known  name. 

14.  Oliaginous — oliajinous — oleaginous, 
(adj.)  Like  oil;  having  the  nature  or 
quality  of  oil. 

1 5.  Contumacious — contumatious — con- 
tumasious  (adj.)  Rebellious;  obstinate; 
stubborn;  disobedient. 

16.  Quirist — queerist  —  querist,  (noun) 
One  who  inquires  or  asks  questions. 

17.  Hemorrage  —  hemorrhage  —  hemor- 
hage.  (noun)  Any  discharge  of  blood  from 
the  blood  vessels. 

18.  Lachrimose  —  lachrymose  —  lackry- 
mose.  (adj.)  Given  to  shedding  tears;  tear- 
ful. 

19.  Herbivorous — herbiverous — herbivo- 
rus.  (adj.)  Eating  or  living  on  plants,  as 
opposed  to  carnivorous,  flesh  eating. 

20.  Occarina — ocharina — ocarina,  (noun) 
A  small  simple  wind  instrument,  some- 
times called  a  sweet-potato. 

2 1 .  Xylaphone — zylophone  —  xylophone, 
(noun)  A  musical  instrument  consisting  of 
a  series  of  wooden  bars,  sounded  by  strik- 
ing with  wooden  hammers. 

22.  Sparsity — sparcity — sparsaty.  (noun) 
Scantiness,  want  of  plenty. 

23.  Daguereotype — dagerotype — daguer- 
reotype, (noun)  An  early  variety  of  pho- 
tograph, produced  on  a  silver  plate  or 
a  copper  plate  covered  with  silver. 

24.  Erysipalas — erysipelas  —  earisipelas. 
(noun)  A  very  painful  disease  accom- 
panied with  inflammation  and  swelling. 

25.  Tattooed — tatooed — tattoed.  (adjec- 
tive) Indelibly  marked  or  colored,  by 
pricking  in  colored  matter — usually  re- 
ferred to  in  connection  with  human  skin. 

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Parky:  I  talk  with  anybody — I'm  not 
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Parky:  You  would  he  if  you  used  Life- 
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in ! 

Al:  Oh,  why  do  you  bother  me?  Why 
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self a  job  and  leave  me  alone? 

Parky:  I  had  a  job  once  but  1  got  fired. 
I  was  a  shover  for  a  rich  man. 

Al:  A  shover?  What  in  the  world  is  a 
shover? 

Parky:  He  hired  me  to  drive  his  car 
for  him. 

Al:  You  don't  know  your  language — 
that's   a   chauffeur. 

Parky:  You  don't  know  that  car— I  had 
to  shove  'er. 

Al:  Well,  why  did  he  fire  you? 

Parky:  Aw,  he  got  sore  just  because  I 
took  his  car  out  for  a  ride  for  a  couple 
hours. 

Al:  But  how  did  he  know  you  took  his 
car  out — you  didn't  tell  him,  did  you? 

Parky:   i   ran  over  him. 

Al:    Whew!   That   was   a   big  calamity. 

Parky:  No — just  a  small  coupe. 

Al:  Parkyakarkus,  some  people  are 
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fore they  die. 

Parky:  Well,  don't  worry,  you're  still  a 
young  man. 

Al:  That's  the  last  straw.  1  want  noth- 
ing more  to  do  with  you.  1  had  a  beau- 
tiful gift  to  give  you  tonight,  to  cele- 
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you  won't  get  it.  It  was  a  stick  pin  with 
your  name  engraved  on  it. 

Parky:  1  wouldn't  want  it  anyway. 

Al:  You  wouldn't?    Why  not? 

Parky:  Why?  Are  you  crazy?  Parkya- 
karkus on  a  pin?    Not  me! 

Al:   I  get  the  point. 

Parky:  (Briskly;  be  almost  sounds  en- 
ergetic.) Well,  Mr.  Johnson,  I  got  to  go 
now.  I'm  goin'  to  Wasmington,  B.  C.  I'm 
gonna  be  a  new  Supreme  Court  judge — I 
just  got  a  letter  from  the  President. 

Al:  What  are  you  talking  about?  Don't 
tell  me  the  President  wrote  you  a  letter 
and  asked  you  to  be  a  Supreme  Court 
judge! 

Parky:  Sure.  A  policeman  came  to  my 
house  this  morning  and  he  handed  me  a 
letter  and  it  said  they  writ  to  Parkya- 
karkus to  be  in  the  Supreme  Court.  See — 
here's  the  letter! 

(We  hear  the  rustle  of  paper  as  Al  un- 
folds the  letter.) 

Al:  Writ  to  Parkyakarkus — you  fool, 
this  is  a  writ  of  habeas  corpus! 

Parky:  Well,  I  don't  know  that  Greek. 
Just  the  same,  I  guess  they  like  me.  be- 
cause it  says  right  here  even  if  I  don't 
come,  I'm  liable  to  find  a  hundred  dollars. 

Al:  Pven  if  you  don't —  Look  here, 
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lars. This  is  a  summons — it's  about  the 
rent  on  your  house. 

Parky:  That's  right — there's  a  fella  liv- 
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Parky:  Well,  I  won't,  because  I  don't 
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Parky:  Who  said  anything  about  neigh- 
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Al:  You  mean  Scarlett  O'Hara!  But 
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Parky  :  Boy,  can  I  ?  Show  me  the  wo- 
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kus. 

Parky:  No,  my  name  is  got  to  come 
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Parky:  Oh,  what  I  care!  Who  wants  to 
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Parky:  Yeah,  that's  the  trouble  with  this 
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Tiny:  (And  now  he  really  is  mad.) 
We're  patriotic,  and  that's  more  than  you 
can  say..  What  did  you  ever  do  to  help 
the  country  of  Greece? 

Parky:   I  came  to  America! 

Tiny:  And  that's  what's  wrong  with  this 
country. 

Parky:  Yeah,  well,  if  you  don't  like  this 
country  you  can  go  back  to  where  1  came 
from! 

Tiny:  Oh,  talking  to  you  is  just  like 
doing  a  monologue. 

Al:  Yes,  except  there's  too  many  in- 
terruptions. 

Parky:  (Darkly.)  You  guys  wouldn't 
say  things  like  that  if  you  knew  what  1 
did  last  week. 

AL:Yeah?  What  did  you  do  last  week? 

Parky:  I  went  up  to  see  Sam. 

Al:  Sam?     Sam  who? 

Parky:  Sam  Francisco. 

Al:  What  made  you  go  up  to  San 
Francisco? 

Parky:  I  had  to  be  in  New  York  in  a 
big  hurry. 

Al:  If  you  had  to  be  in  New  York  in 
a  big  hurry,  why  did  you  go  to  San  Fran- 
cisco? 

Parky:  Because  it's  much  nearer.  I 
flew  up,  and  on  the  way  we  almost  had 
an  accident.  The  ship  almost  fell  into  the 
ocean,  and  you  should  have  seen  the 
pilot's  face.     He  was  paler  than  a  ghost. 

Al:  And  what  did  you  do? 

Parky:   I  was  Rinso. 

Al:  What  do  you  mean,  you  were 
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Parky:  I  was  five  shades  whiter. 

Al:  I  still  say  you're  nothing  but  a  big 
dope. 

Parky:  Is  that  so?  Well,  I  got  some- 
thing while  I  was  in  Sam  Francisco  which 
is  got  to  make  me  a  million  dollars — may- 
be even  less. 

Al:  Tell  me  about  it— I'm  interested. 

Parky:  Boy,  I'm  gonna  make  so  much 
money  from  this  I'll  never  have  to  work 
for  the  rest  of  my  life,  even  if  I  live  so 
long. 

Al:   What  is  it? 

Parky:  People  who  lives  in  Sam  Fran- 
cisco is  got  to  use  it,  and  if  you  live  in 
Oakland  you  got  to  use  it. 

Al:  Wait  a  minute — surely  you  don't 
mean   the  Golden   Gate   Bridge? 

Parky:  I  bought  it!    Ain't  I  lucky? 

Al:  (Faintly.)  Who  did  you  buy  it 
from? 

Parky:  The  Mayor.  He  stopped  me 
in  the  street — I  never  seen  him  before — I 
didn't  know  him  from  a  hole  in  the  head 
— and  he  said  he  liked  my  looks  and  I 
was  the  only  one  he  would  sell  the 
bridge  to. 

Al:  How  much  did  you  pay  for  it? 

Parky:  Oh,  I  got  some  bargain.  I  said, 
''How  much  is  the  bridge?"  and  he  said, 
"Well,  how  much  you  got  in  your 
pocket?"  So  I  said,  "Twenty-seven  dol- 
lars." So  he  said,  "Okay,  I'll  give  it  to 
you  for  twenty-seven  dollars."  Was  that 
fella  a  fool! 

Al:  He  was  a  fool? 

Parky:  Yeah,  he  didn't  know  I  had 
three   dollars   more   in   my   other  pocket. 

Al:  That's  the  best  joke  1  ever  heard. 
How  did  you  happen  to  have  thirty  dol- 
lars in  your  pockets? 

Parky:    I   was  wearing  your  pants. 

Al:  What?  You  bought  the  Golden 
Gate  bridge  with  my  money? 

Parky:  Don't  get  excited — I'm  gonna 
pay  you   back. 

Al:  How? 

Parky:  I'm  gonna  charge  everybody 
who  wants  to  go  from  Sam  Francisco  to 
Oakland  ten  cents. 

Al:  Nobody's  going  to  pay  you  ten 
cents  for  using  that   bridge. 

Parky:  Listen— I  got  the  bridge.  They 
got  to  come  across. 

Al:  You  don't  own  the  Golden  Gate 
Bridge. 

Parky:  Who  don't?  I'm  gonna  adver- 
tise it  everywhere.  I  even  got  my  slogan 
all  picked  out— Parkyakarkus  on  the  Gol- 
den Gate  for  Ten  Cents.  And  I  even  got 
cards  printed   about  the   bridge. 

Al:  What  kind  of  cards? 

Parky:  Bridge  cards.  You  know,  I  was 
going  to  put  a  net  under  that  bridge,  in 
case  anybody  falls  off— but  I  got  a  better 
idea  now.  Everybody  who  goes  on  the 
bridge  gets  a  cake  of  Lifebuoy  soap. 

Al:   Why   Lifebuoy  soap? 

Parky:  In  case  they  fall  in  the  water 
the  Lifebuoy  will  make  a  good  lather,  and 
they  can  climb  right  up. 

Al:  Parkyakarkus,  you're  just  plain 
crazy.  I  hate  to  disillusion  you.  You 
think  you  bought  that  bridge  for  twenty- 
seven  dollars— but  that  bridge  happens  to 
have  cost  thirty-five  million  dollars! 

Parky:  Yeah,  but  don't  forget  1  paid 
cash. 

Al:  You'd  better  stick  to  your  radio 
and  movie  work.  In  them  it  doesn't  mat- 
ter if  you  haven't  any  brains.  How's 
your  new  picture  coming  along? 

Parky:  Oh,  I  got  a  big  part.  It  takes 
place  in  a  night  club  and  during  the  whole 
picture  I'm  out  there  on  the  floor. 

Al:   On   the  night  club  floor? 

Parky:    Oh    no— on    the    cutting    room 

floor.      But   my   big   scene   comes   in   the 

middle  of  the  picture.    Everything  is  quiet 

— you  don't  hearing  a  sound,  except  a  few 

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snores  from  the  audience.  Now  just  try 
and  picture  this — I'm  sitting  in  a  chair 
in  my  room,  standing  up  walking  around 
— and  then  I  decide  to  get  out  of  bed. 

Al:  Wait  a  minute — how  can  you  be 
sitting  down,  standing  up.  and  be  lying 
in  bed  at  the  same  time? 

Parky:  Oh,  this  picture's  got  a  lot  of 
action.  The  whole  picture  is  written  on 
two  sheets  of  paper. 

Al:  Nonsense!  You  can't  write  a  whole 
play  on  two  sheets. 

Parky:  Yes  you  can — this  is  a  bedroom 
play,  and  all- you  need  is  two  sheets. 

Al:  Parkyakarkus,  1  pity  the  poor  di- 
rector trying  to  get  you  to  act  in  that 
picture. 

Parky:  Oh,  don't  worry  about  him — 
he's  a  great  director.  And  besides,  he 
gives  me  the  best  parts.  One  place  there 
I'm  supposed  to  kiss  a  beautiful  girl  six 
times — and  they  keep  taking  the  scene 
over  and  over  because  every  time  I  would 
only  kiss  the  girl  five  times. 

Al:  Hey,  wait  a  minute,  don't  say  that! 
This  broadcast  is  supposed  to  prove  how 
dumb  you  are! 

Parky:  (Suddenly  getting  mad.)  Well, 
I  ain't  gonna  allow  it.  I'm  gettin'  sick 
with  the  way  you  treat  me,  Mr.  Al  Gos- 
ling! A  fine  friend  you  are — 1  ought  to 
sue  you! 

Al:  Sue  me — for  what? 

Parky:  You  said  that  I  was  a  low-down 
cheap-skate  and  a  half-witted  ox,  and  was 
drunk  in  a  night  club  wearing  a  straw 
hat— 

Al:  Well,  yes,  but— 

Parky:  It's  a  lie — I  ain't  got  a  straw 
hat! 

Al:  Parkyakarkus,  how  can  you  be  so 
dumb  and  live?  You  know,  you  fascinate 
me. 

.Parky:  (Suspiciously — he  doesn't  know 
whether  this  is  a  compliment  or  an  in- 
sult.)    I  do?    What's  that? 

Al:  Fascination!  Don't  you  know  what 
fascination  is? 

Parky:  Sure — fascination  is  when  the 
doctor  sticks  you  in  the  arm  with  that 
needle. 

Al:  No,  no — you're  thinking  of  vaccina- 
tion. 

Parky:  Don't  tell  me!  Vaccination  is 
when  you  go  away  for  a  rest,  like  I  just 
took   my   summer's   vaccination. 

Al:  Oh,  you  mean  vacation — vacation! 

Parky:  Nossir!  That's  the  kind  of 
work  you  do — somebody  says  what's  your 
vacation? 

Al:  (Shouting.)  That's  VOcation!  Vo! 
VO! 

Parky:  Vo  yourself — I  ain't  no  horse. 


RADIO    MIRROR 

on!   page   95) 

Al:  All  right,  I  give  up.  Tell  me,  Park- 
yakarkus, where  did  you  go  for  your 
vacation? 

Parky:   Did  you  ever  hear  of  Paris? 

Al:   Paris,  France? 

Parky:  Sure,  what  you  think — pair  o' 
socks?  And  did  you  ever  hear  of  Switzer- 
land, with  the  gorgeous  Alps,  where  the 
snow  is  like  a  blanket  of  white  gardenias? 

Al:   Ah,   beautiful  Switzerland! 

Parky:  And  did  you  ever  hear  of 
Vienna,  and  the  Riviera? 

Al:   Yes? 

Parky:   I   went  to  Coney   Island. 

Al:  But  why  didn't  you  come  with  me 
to  London? 

Parky:  No,  that's  too  cheap  for  me. 

Al:  Cheap?  f  saw  the  king,  and  it 
cost  me  about  ten   thousand  dollars. 

Parky:  You  got  stung.  Last  night  I 
saw  three  kings,  and  it  only  cost  me  eight 
dollars — I  had  two  pairs.  But  the  next 
time  I  go  to  New  York  I'm  gonna  have 
both   thumbs  simonized. 

Al:  I  get  you — so  you  can  hitch-hike 
easier.     But  why  both   thumbs? 

Parky:  With  my  right  hand  I  point 
to  the  East,  and  with  my  left  hand  I  point 
to  the  West. 

Al:  What's  the  idea? 

Parky:  I'm  not  fussy — I'll  go  either 
way — so  long  as  I  know  which  way  is 
New  York. 

Al:  Well,  there  are  signs  on  the  road 
that  should  show  you  the  way  to  New 
York. 

Parky:  Oh.  you  can't  believe  those 
signs.  Once  I  was  on  the  road  and  I  see 
a  big  sign.  It  said  "This  will  take  you 
to  Chicago."  Well,  I  sat  on  it  for  seven 
hours  and  it.  didn't  even   move. 

Al:  (And  we  can  practically  see  him 
throw  up  his  hands  in  disgust.)  Okay,  I'm 
done.  I  can't  make  any  sense  out  of  what 
you  say.  Parkyakarkus,  and  I  don't  think 
anybody  else  can  either.  I  leave  it  up  to 
you,  ladies  and  gentlemen  of  the  jury — 
is  Parkyakarkus  crazy,  feeble-minded,  or 
is  he  just  so  smart  nobody  else  can  un- 
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Tiny:  If  you  still  can't  make  up  your 
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E.S.T.,  and  listen  to  some  more  evidence, 
as  well  as  songs  by  Al  and  Martha  Raye, 
and  music  by  Victor  Young's  orchestra. 
Until   then — good   night. 

Don't  take  a  proud  editor's  word  for  it 
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Facing  the  Music 

(Continued  from  page  5) 


"Now  truck  to  the  right;  reverse  it;  stomp 
that  right  foot;  stomp  that  left  foot;  all 
right,  you  shine,  Suzy-Q  to  the  right; 
Everybody  Praise  Allah!" 

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THE  fall  lineup  in  a  half  dozen  of  Man- 
'  hattan's  leading  dance  retreats  is  almost 
identical  with  last  season's.  New  Yorkers 
evidently  preferring  old  friends  to  new 
faces.  Horace  Heidt  will  be  back  at  the 
Biltmore,  Leo  Reisman  returns  to  the  Sert 
Room  of  the  Waldorf,  Tommy  Dorsey 
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Matt  Corbin:  So  you  want  to  become 
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Round  up  some  friends  in  your  home 
town  who  also  want  to  get  into  the  band 
business  and  work  hard.  It  is  better  to 
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our  way  from  St.  Paul,  Minnesota,  and 
KSTP's  Umbrella  Court  program  a  short 
time  ago,  and  that  was  when  we  became 
listener  conscious  to  the  Northwest's  pub- 
lic  program   number   one. 

The  program,  spotted  every  Saturday 
eve  from  6:30  to  7:00  is  produced  by  Bob 
Barclay,  promotion  manager  of  the  Min- 
neapolis Journal,  and  before  it  was  a 
month  old  various  Twin  City  luncheon, 
civic,  and  fraternal  clubs  were  clamoring 
for  in-person  productions  of  the  show.  By 
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gram in  the  flesh. 

Why  all  the  clamoring?  What  is  Um- 
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game  consisting  of  a  series  of  freak  ques- 
tions about  St.  Paul,  Minneapolis,  and 
Minnesota.  During  a  broadcast,  Barclay 
presides  in  court  as  Mark  Question,  the 
judge,  and  his  helpers  are  bailiffs,  while 
each  person,  or  "witness,"  who  enters  the 
game  weekly,  gets  a  regular  Umbrella 
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dollars,  the  others,  five,  three,  and  one. 
in  order.  A  novel  stunt  has  been  worked 
out,  wherein,  when  a  witness  fails  to  ap- 
pear as  his  name  is  read,  a  sound  effect  of 
a  cackli-ng  hen  is  given  him  for  "laying 
an  egg." 

An  additional  promotion  stunt,  worked 
out  in  connection  with  the  program,  is 
the  Umbrella  Court  game  developed 
through  the  Journal  via  the  coupon  clip- 
ping method.  By  mailing  in  the  coupon, 
readers  get  the  game  that  is  now  played 
in  thousands  of  Twin  City  homes.  Having 
already    used    over    twenty-five    hundred 


questions  on  the  state  and  its  people.  Bar- 
clay says  his  toughest  job  is  thinking  up 
new  ones,  but  with  the  program  rating  the 
top  spot  among  KSTP  local  broadcasts 
in  a  poll  of  University  of  Minnesota  stu- 
dents, it  is  apparent  the  result  is  well- 
worth  the  mental  labor. 

HAPPY— AND  WHY  NOT? 

When  you  say  they're  song  writing  fools 
you  haven't  even  told  the  half  of  it,  be- 
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listeners  love  'em.  That's  why  the  Happy 
Chappies  are  the  Happy  Chappies. 

That,  in  short,  tells  the  radio  story  of 
Nat  Vincent  and  Fred  Howard,  KSO's 
Happy  Chappies  in  Des  Moines,  Iowa,  who 
have  written,  among  many  others,  such 
outstanding  song  hits  as  "I'm  Forever 
Blowing  Bubbles,"  "My  Pretty  Quadroon," 
"When  the  Bloom  is  on  the  Sage,"  "It's 
Time  to  Say  Aloha."  and  "Strawberry 
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Nat,  the  piano-playing  half  of  the  duet, 
was  first  at  the  microphone  on  the  old 
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Fred,  the  Chappy  with  the  sweet  tenor 
voice,  joined  Nat  at  KFRC  in  1028  to 
present  the  first  of  the  Happy  Chappy 
programs. 

Previously,  Fred  produced  musical 
comedies  in  the  States  and  Hawaii, 
and  both  have  played  many  a  Keith- 
Orpheum  circuit  tour.  They  have  been 
broadcasting  over  the  Iowa  network  for 
two  years,  doing  four  shows  daily,  includ- 
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whistle,  or  at  least  hum.  They  recently 
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published  popular  number  is  "Kitty  Lou." 

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goes  for  horseback  riding  and  baseball  in 
off  hours  and  Fred's  diversions  lead  him 
to  the  golf  links  and  the  fish  ponds. 

THOSE   CRAZY  TENNESSEANS 

Stuck  with  an  empty  studio  that  should 
have  been  filled  with  a  farm  hour  act  that 
failed  to  arrive  on  schedule,  a  program 
director  was  frantically  seeking  a  substi- 
tute, any  substitute,  when  suddenly  he 
spied  a  group  of  Hill-billies  practicing  old- 
time  tunes  in  an  unused  studio.  Quickly 
he  explained  his  plight  to  the  mountaineers. 
Roy  Acuff,  self-appointed  leader  of  the 
group,  reckoned  as  how  they  had  never 
played  together  before  but  they'd  try  any- 
thing once.  The  rest  of  the  boys  agreed, 
and  as  the  control  operator  opened  the 
studio  microphone,  the  boys  were  tuning 
up,  unaware  they  were  on  the  air.  The 
announcer  excitedly  signalled  that  the 
mike  was  "hot" — but  too  late,  for  the 
tuning  up  continued.  Hoping  to  smooth 
the  situation  over  as  much  as  possible,  he 
announced:  "The  Crazy  Tennesseans  are 
on  the  air."  And  ever  since,  these  same 
Hill-billies  have  been  the  Crazy  Tennes- 
seans over  WROL  in  Knoxville,.  Tennes- 
see. 

For  their  current  broadcasts,  daily  ex- 
cept Sundays  from  5:30  p.  m.  to  6,  Allen 
Stout,  the  same  announcer  they  started 
with,  is  Master  of  Ceremonies  and  the 
Tennessee  maniacs  are:  Fiddler  and  moun- 
tain balladeer  Roy  Acuff;  The  Crazy  Ha- 
waiians,  Clell  Summey  and  Jess  Easterday, 
players  of  Hawaiian  melodies  and  singers 
of  popular  songs;  The  bull  fiddling,  jug- 
blowing,  guitar-picking,  romantic  crooner 
Red  Jones;  Two-hundred-pound  Slim  Elza, 
who  triples  in  oldtime  jigging,  mountain 
ballad  vocalizing,  and  eccentric  comedy; 
And  the  feather-weight  Jake  Tindell, 
comedian,    tap-dancer,    and    blues    singer. 

WHJB's  CHIEF 

That  today's  announcers  are  made,  not 
born,  is  almost  an  accepted  fact,  and 
WHJB's  chief  announcer  Lew  Clawson  at 
Greensburg,   Pa.,  is  no  exception. 

Educated  in  Greensburg  High  School 
and  the  University  of  Pennsylvania,  where 
he  studied  commercial  art,  Lew  also  pos- 
sessed a  voice  that  led  him  into  the  en- 
tertaining field  via  a  dance  orchestra.  Leav- 
ing school  in  1930,  he  spent  ten  months 
singing  with  a  dance  band  in  a  California 
ballroom,  and  was  staff  vocalist  for  KFSD 
and  KGB  in  San  Diego.  In  1931  he  mi- 
grated to  Los  Angeles  where  he  became 
the  Auburn  Soloist  over  KFAC.  Receiving 
his  first  announcing  and  continuity  writ- 
ing experience  there,  he  returned  home  in 
1932  and  became  associated  with  his  pres- 
ent station,  WHJB. 

Since,  he  has  become  chief  of  the  an- 
nouncers and  handles  much  of  the  station's 
production.  Among  his  many  mike  chores 
is  the  Radio  Gossip  program  with  Radio 
Mirror  furnishing  the  gossip. 

Even  with  all  of  his  preparation  for  a 
life's  work  at  the  microphone,  Lew  has 
found  time  to  marry,  and  is  the  father  of 
two  boys  who  both  claim  they  are  going 
to  be  announcers.  So  perhaps  this  gen- 
eration's announcers  are  to  be  born,  not 
made. 

DANGER— CUPID  AT  WORK 

With  a  big  zero  in  his  marriage  column, 
Little  Dan  Cupid  admits  a  new  low  in  al- 
tar business  this  month,  but  to  prove, 
nevertheless,  he's  been  on  the  job,  he 
claims  sponsorship  for  a  novel  half-hour 
program  recently  broadcast  from  KRNT 
in  Des  Moines,  Iowa.  Announced  as 
Bachelors'  Inquisition,  KRNT's  two  most 
beautiful  bachelor  girls,  May  Floyd  Sinex 


and  Quen  McCleary,  interviewed  the  ten 
most  eligible  bachelors  on  the  staff.  Yes, 
yes,  girls — just  a  minute!  They  were: 
Lansing  Benet,  Ken  Brown,  Frank  Jaffe, 
Orville  Foster,  Gene  Shumate,  Bill  Spar- 
grove,  Ed  Linehan,  Buck  Rasch,  Roy 
Scobee  and   Freddie  Lamm. 

We  think  Cupid  knew  what  he  was  doing 
when  he  put  that  program  over  too,  be- 
cause he  slyly  added  that  Sophia  Ger- 
manich,  Chicago's  WLS  soprano,  had  just 
received  her  twenty-fifth  proposal  in  the 
mail.     So,  you  see,  it  is  being  done. 

THE  LISTENERS  ALWAYS  WRITE 

Because  of  the  voluminous  mail  re- 
ceived by  radio  stations  it  was  natural 
curiosity  that  prompted  us  to  ask  Joe 
Connolly  of  WFIL,  "Why  do  people 
write?"  We  selected  a  good  time  too,  be- 
cause Joe,  whose  business  it  is  to  know 
about  everything  that  happens  at  Phila- 
delphia's WFIL,  had  just  finished  a  survey 
of  all  letters  received  that  month. 

"Why  do  people  write?"  grinned  Joe. 
"Well,  listen  and  maybe  you  can  tell  me 
why  they  write,"  he  answered,  proceeding 
to  pour  the  following  statistics  into  our 
attentive  ear. 

In  the  first  place,  it  was  record-breaking 
month  for  the  WFIL  marl  bags  with 
thirty-one  thousand,  six  hundred  and 
twenty-seven  stamped  missives  being  re- 
corded. Of  this  number  over  twelve  thou- 
sand were  unsolicited,  non-contest  letters, 
and  those  were  the  ones  that  commanded 
our  attention.  That,  we  approximated, 
was  a  few  over  four  hundred  letters  a 
day  written  because  listeners  either  did  or 
didn't  like  something. 

Well,  sixteen  per  cent  of  those  twelve 
thousand  were  letters  of  criticism;  some 
intelligent  and  justified;  others  of  the 
crank  and  nasty  variety,  with  others  just 
downright  funny.  One  woman  was  vitu- 
perative, and  we  mean  abusive,  because 
she  was  caught  in  a  cloudburst  after  a 
WFIL  weather  forecast  had  assured  her 
the  skies  would  be  cloudless;  an  intellec- 
tual lashed  the  station  unmercifully  be- 
cause he  differed  with  a  clergyman's  pro- 
nunciation of  "either"  (Aha!  One  of  those 
eyether  guys);  and  another,  believe  it  or 
not,  threatened  legal  action  because  a 
WFIL  program  was  so  funny  to  him,  he 
laughed  to  near  hysterics,  lost  control  of 
his  car  and  wrecked  it  beyond  repair  in 
a  crack-up  with  a  truck. 

Of  the  other  unsolicited  letters  about 
half  praised  artists  while  the  remaining 
were  miscellaneous:  quizzical,  commenta- 
tive  and  some  just  sheer  nonsense.  These 
deplored  the  plight  of  the  Chinese  coolie: 
advised  WFlL  to  get  off  the  air  and  stay 
off;  made  love  to  artists  and  asked  for 
dates;  inquired  as  to  yesterday's  temper- 
ature in  Papeete  (we  don't  know  either): 
requested  a  home-brew  recipe;  and 
blamed  the  station  for  Philadelphia's 
American  League  ball  team  being  in  the 
"cellar"  because  a  critical  sportscaster  was 
harsh.  But  the  winner,  we  thought,  was 
the  75-year-old  Romeo  who  listed  his 
charms  and  asked  if  WFIL  could  arrange 
a  meeting  with  some  nice  girl  sixty-five 
or  over,  who  was  in  the  marriage  mart. 

"Now,"  said  Joe  Connolly,  after  finish- 
ing the  story,  "you  tell  me  why  people 
write." 

He  had  us  there,  but  we  do  know  one 
thing.  Joe.  people  will  continue  to  write. 

And  before  signing  off  our  fan-fan 
broadcast  we  must  tell  you  about  Bob 
Crane,  juvenile  sportscaster  who  did  a 
pinch-hitting  baseball  broadcasting  job  for 
Pat  Flanagan  over  Chicago's  WBBM.  For 
his  one  inning  performance.  Bob  received 
some  two  hundred  letters,  the  most  in- 
teresting of  which  was:  "I  think  he's  good, 
too!"— signed,  His  Mother. 


102 


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OUPPOSE  YOU  FOUND  you  were  less  beau- 
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a  way  to  new  loveliness  .  .  .  wouldn't  you  act 
-and  quickly?  Of  course!  Well,  ordinary  rouge 
certainly  doesn't  give  you  all  the  beauty  you 
could  have.  It  gives  that  painted,  artificial  look. 


Do  you  want  that?  Color  that  seems  actually  to  come 
from  within  the  skin,  like  a  natural  blush.  Only  more  thrill- 
ing— bringing  out  hidden  beauty  you  never  knew  you 
had.  Somehow,  with  such  glamorous  color,  you  radiate 
beauty,  compel  admiration.  Your  mirror  tells  you  such  a 
tale  of  sparkle  and  animation  that  confidence  in  your  own 
loveliness  bids  you  be  irresistible  .  .  .  and  then  you  are. 


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HERBERT  MARSHALL*  TELLS   HOW  THE  THROAT- 
STRAIN   OF  ACTING  CALLS   FOR  A  LIGHT  SMOKE 

"In  a  recent  scene,"  says  Herbert  Marshall,  "I  talk  two  minutes 
on  the  telephone.  This  scene  took  half  a  day  to  'shoot'  —  four  hours 
of  painstaking  voice  shading.  But  even  after  scenes  like  this,  I  find 
that  Luckies  are  always  gentle  on  my  throat.  It's  only  common 
sense  for  an  actor — or  anyone  else,  for  that  matter— to  want  a 
light  smoke." 

The  reason  that  Mr.  Marshall — and  you — find  Luckies  a  light 
smoke  is  that  the  "Toasting"  process  takes  out  certain  throat  irri- 
tants found  in  all  tobacco — even  the  finest. 

And  Luckies  do  use  the  finest  tobacco. 
Sworn  records  show  that  among  inde- 
pendent tobacco  experts  —  auctioneers, 
buyers,  warehousemen,  etc.  —  Lucky 
Strike  has  twice  as  many  exclusive 
smokers  as  have  all  the  other  cigarettes 
combined. 

In  the  impartial,  honest  judgment 
of  those  who  spend  their  lives  buying, 
selling  and  handling  tobacco  .  .  .  who 
know  tobacco  best ...  it 's  Luckies— 2  to  1. 

•  •  • 

*Co-starring  with  Barbara  Stanwyck 
in  RKO's  "A  Love  Like  That" 

A  Light  Smoke 

EASY  ON  YOUR  THROAT-"IT'S  TOASTED" 


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"—and  I  paid  for 
it  by  the  month" 

"Take  the  advice  of  one  who 
knows— mail  the  coupon  to- 
day for  the  new  FREE  Kala- 
mazoo Catalog.  You'll  save 
yourself  time  and  money. 

New  Combination     ."*  wasted  days  look- 

ELEcrmc  and  coal   mg  at  all  makes  of 
Range  stoves.    They   said 

that  what  I  wanted 
would  cost  a  lot.  Then . . .  came 
my  Kalamazoo  Catalog.  In 
ten  minutes  I  found  exactly  the 
stove  quality  I  wanted — and 
surprise  of  surprises  — z7  cost 
less  than  I  had  expected  to  pay. 


COMB. 

COAL 

RANGE 


GAS  RANGE 


Nearly  200  Styles 
and  Sizes 

"Mail  the  Coupon!  You'll  get 
a  real  thrill  out  of  this  catalog 
—(I  did).  You'll  find  nearly 
200  styles  and  sizes  of  Heat- 
ers, Ranges  and  Furnaces — 
many  illustrated  in  beautiful 
pastel  colors— actually  more 
bargains  than  in  20  big  stores. 

As  Little  as  12c  a  Day 

"You'll  be  amazed  to  find  how 
far  your  pennies  stretch.  Some 
stoves  cost  as  little  as  12c  a 
day  at  the  FACTOR  Y  PRICE 
— and  18  months  to  pay,  if  you 
wish. Termsall  of  us  can  afford. 

Stoves  Sent  on  Trial— 
1,200,000  Users 

"You'll  like  the  way  Kalamazoo 
does  business — friendly,  liberal, 
fair,  square — the  same  'Fac- 
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your  mind  in  your  own  home  as  I  did.  No 
urging !  Service  is  fast— 24  hour  shipments . 
The  Kalamazoo  guarantee  is — satisfac- 
tion or  money  back  —  and  no  red  tape. 

New  Ranges— New  Heaters 

"In  this  new  Kalamazoo  Catalog  you'll 
see  new  modern  stoves  of  sparkling 
beauty— Porcelain  Enamel  Coal  and 
Wood  Ranges  in  white  and  delicate 
pastel  colors — new  Combination  Gas, 
Coal  and  Wood  Ranges — and  something 
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'Oven  that  Floats  in  Flame' — porce 
lain  enamel  oven  bottoms  —  copper- 
lined  reservoirs  and  dozens  of  other 
features.  You'll  read  about  Kalamazoo 
Prize  Winners.  A  whole  bookful  of  inter- 
esting facts  about  cooking  and  heating. 

"My  suggestion  is: — mail  the  coupon 
AT  ONCE  for  free  Catalog!  Don't  take 
my  word — see  it  yourself.  See  what  you 
save  at  FACTORY  PRICES." 

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469   Rochester  Ave.  Kalamazoo,  Mich. 

Warehouses:  Utica,  N.  Y. ;  Youngstown,  Ohio; 
Reading,  Penn.;  Springfield,  Mass. 


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Dear   Sirs:    Please   send    me   your   FREE   FACTORY 
CATALOG.  Check  articles  in  which  you  are  interested. 
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Coal  and  Wood  Heaters  D  Gas  Ranges  D 

Combination  Electric  and  Coal  Range  D  Furnaces  D 

Combination  Gas  and  Coat  Range  D 


Name 

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I  Address 

I  City State.. 


Though  the  Professor  has  been  in 
Hollywood  this  fall  battling  the  Kleig 
lights,  you  can  still  hear  his  program 
sponsored  by  Nash  Motors  every  Sat- 
urday night  oyer  the  CBS  network — 
and  you  can  still  play  the  game  of 
radio  knowledge  with  him  on  this 
page.     Go  to  it. 

1.  Whieh  baton-wielder's  English 
accent  brought  him  a  comedian's 
part? 

2.  What  orchestra  leader  is  mar- 
ried to  a  very  pretty,  very  blonde 
moving  picture  actress  and  lives  2000 
miles  from  her? 

3.  Can  you  name  four  feminine  stars 
who  boast  of  really  long  hair? 

4.  What  two  handsome  stars  should 
be  the  two  bitterest  rivals  and  yet  are 
the  best  of  pals? 

5.  What  is  Freddie  Martin's  theme 
song? 

6.  What  soda  fountain  instrument 
brought  fame  to  Shep  Fields? 

7.  Who  won  Radio  Mirror's  first 
Roll  of  Honor? 

8.  What  is  Cheerio's  real  name? 

9.  Name  three  stars  whose  voices 
are  similar. 


TWENTY  QUESTIONS 


The  Professor  dictates  a 
hard  one  at  a  broadcast. 


10.  What  stars  and  what  picture 
opened  the  Lux  Radio  Theater  this 
fall? 

1 1.  Who  is  Jack  Benny's  Schlepper- 
man? 

12.  What  boy  was  Charlie  Mc- 
Carthy modeled  after? 

13.  What  two  radio  stars,  famous 
for  other  abilities,  are  going  to  dance 
in  their  newest  pictures? 

14.  Name  five  radio  stars  who  were 
married  in    1937. 

15.  Pepper  Young  was  once 
called ? 

16.  Who  closes  his  program  with 
"Goodnight  to  you,  and  I  do  mean 
you  7 

17.  What  beautiful  French  star  will 
soon  have  Winchell  ana  Bernie  bat- 
tling over  her? 

18.  What  comedian  invented  and 
plays  Mort  Toops? 

19.  Name  three  daytime  serial  pro- 
grams which  have  the  word  "wife"  in 
the  title. 

20.  Deanna  Durbin's  first  name 
is ? 

(You'll  find  the  answers  on  page  74) 


SOOTHING  CHAPPED  HMDSJ 
NO  PROBLEM ! 


If  hands  could  talk,  they'd  tell  how 
blustery  weather  roughens  them... 


Hangnails.  Rough,  red  skin.  Chapped 
knuckles  that  smart.  Time  for  Hinds! 
Hinds  Honey  and  Almond  Cream,  with  its 
extra-creamy  ingredients  and  its  "sunshine" 
Vitamin  D,  soon  makes  hands  soft,  smooth, 
dainty.  Turn  to  Hinds  Honey  and  Almond 
Cream— for  Honeymoon  Hands.  $1,  50c,  25c, 
10c  sizes.  Dispenser  comes  free  with  every 
50c  size  —  attached  to  bottle,  ready  to  use. 


But    Hinds     Honey     and   Almond 
Cream  makes  them  smooth  again! 


Hinds  is  used  daily 
on    the    precious 
skin  ofthe"quins." 
Grand    for   your 
children  too,  for 
chapped,    chaf- 

CopyriKht  1937  NEA  Service.  Inc.      ed,  tender  skin. 


HINDS  »*>"#!* 

HONEY  AND  ALMOND  CREAM  F*  J*  *^ 


QUICK-ACTING. 
NOT  WATERY 


DeannO  Durbm  J-eally  knew  the 
photographer  was  there  but  the 
studious  expression  is  no  gag, 
because  Deanna  was  writing  an 
essay  of  250  words  on  working 
in  movies.     P.S.:  It  got  an  "A." 


THIS  IS  YOUR  PAGE! 

YOUR  LETTERS  OF 
OPINION  WIN  PRIZES 

FIRST  PRIZE,  $10.00 

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Address  your  letter  to  the 
Editor,  RADIO  MIRROR, 
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York,  N.  Y.,  and  mail  it  not 
later  than  Nov.  26,   1937. 


WHAT  DO  YOU  WAN!  TO  SAY? 


FIRST    PRIZE 

I   CALL   IT   MURDER! 

I  SHOULD  like  to  make  a  plea  for 
fewer  special  orchestra  arrangements. 

A  special  arrangement  of  a  popular 
song  is  usually  first  degree  murder.  A 
fine  song  is  turned  upside  down,  so 
that  the  original  tune  is  hardly  rec- 
ognizable. 

It  seems  to  me  that  the  composer 
knew  how  he  wanted  his  song  to  sound, 
and  if  it's  good  enough  for  him,  it's 
good  enough  for  me  and  should  be 
good  enough  for  musicians.  I  can  ap- 
preciate special  arrangements  as  med- 
leys of  songs  similar  in  idea,  but  can 
not  understand  why  orchestras  will  play 
those  arrangements  which  depart  so 
radically  from  the  original  tune,  and 
which  rarely,  if  ever,  are  an  improve- 
ment. You  can  call  these  "symphonic," 
"special,"  or  "swing"  arrangements,  but 
I  still  call  them  murder. 

R.  A.  Usher, 
Interlaken,  N.  Y. 


SECOND    PRIZE 

NO    STALE    JOKES    FOR    BREAKFAST, 
PLEASE! 

I  wish  all  radio  comedians  would 
stay  off  the  air  in  the  morning.  I  do 
not  feel  funny  early  in  the  day,  and 
neither  do  most  other  persons.  We  are 
too  busy  getting  ready  for  the  day's 
work. 

When  I  hear  a  comedian  spring  a 
joke  that  fairly  creaks  with  age,  just 
as  I  am  gulping  my  morning  coffee,  I 
groan  and  turn  off  the  radio,  resolving 
never  to  listen  to  that  program  again. 

At  night,  it's  different.  With  the  day's 
work  over  and  a  good  dinner  under 
my  belt,  I  am  willing  to  be  amused  by 
even  the  feeblest  fun. 

M.  L.  Goodwin, 

Himrod,  N.  Y. 

THIRD    PRIZE 

LAUGH,   EDDIE! 

When  Eddie  Cantor  comes  back  on 
the  air  this  fall,    I'm  sure  he  will   be 


welcomed  most  heartily,  for  he's  well- 
known  and  well-liked.  I  wonder  though, 
if  he  will  continue  to  so  often  spoil  the 
gay  atmosphere  that  usually  exists  on 
his  program  by  going  sentimental  on 
us?  His  idea  is  all  right,  and  of  course 
he  means  well,  but  I,  for  one,  am  sick 
of  hearing  Bobby  Breen  or  any  other 
assisting  artists,  sob  out  that  they  will 
never  steal  again  etc.  Stories  or  plays 
with  a  moral  to  them  are  all  right, 
but  Eddie  Cantor  is  a  comedian  and  it 
just  doesn't  fit  in  with  his  program 
to  suddenly  go  dramatic.  He's  paid 
to  make  people  laugh,  and  when  he 
goes  off  the  air  with  a  break  in  his 
voice,  it  certainly  doesn't  make  me 
laugh.  What  a  difference  from  the  way 
the  most  popular  artist  on  the  radio, 
Jack  Benny,  signs  off,  making  some  last 
witty  remark  that  leaves  you  still 
laughing  after  the  program  has  finished. 
Well  I've  had  my  say,  and  I  certainly 
hope  Eddie  Cantor  reads  this  letter 
and  comes  back  in  the  fall  with  only 
one  objective — to  make  people  laugh 
and  wish  his  (Continued  on  page  75) 


ON 


HERE'S  a  new 
kind  ot 
spelling  test' — 
twenty-five  of  the 
words  that  have 
been  most  fatal 
to  the  contestants 
in  NBC'S  weekly 
Spelling  Bee.   bee 

what  you  can  do  with  this  special  list 
arranged  exclusively  for  Radio  Mirror 
readers  by  Paul  Wing,  NBC'S  Spelling 
Master. 

Give  yourself  four  points  for  every 
correct  spelling.  70  is  passing  with 
honors.  In  the  following  list,  one  of 
the  three  spellings  given  in  each  case  is 
the  correct  one.  And  watch  for 
Paul  Wing's  next  spelling  bee — in  the 
January  issue. 

1.  Quarrantine — quarantine — quaren- 
tine.  (verb.)  To  compel  to  remain  in 
an  isolated  place  when  suspected  of 
having  a  contagious  disease. 

2.  Benevolent — benevilent — beneva- 
lent.  (adjective.)  Wanting  to  do  good; 
possessing  love  of  mankind;  kind  or 
charitable. 

3.  Acquiesce  —  aquiesce  —  acquiess. 
(verb.)  To  assent;  to  give  in;  to  agree 
by  omitting  to  object. 

4.  Agravate  —  aggrivate  —  aggravate 
(verb.)  To  add  to;  to  increase  as  a 
burden;  to  make  worse  or  more  severe. 

5.  Impugne  —  impugn  —  impune. 
(verb.)  To  accuse  or  make  insinuations 
against. 

6.  Bouillon  —  boullion  —  bullion, 
(noun.)     Gold    or    silver    considered 


PUT  THE  BEE 
YOUR  SPELLING 


merely  as  so  much  metal. 

7.  Indite  —  indict — indeit.  (verb.) 
To  compose  and  write  a  letter  or  other 
manuscript. 

8.  Anthricite — anthrasite — anthracite, 
(noun.)  A  variety  of  coal  that  we  call 
hard  coal. 

9.  Commestible  —  comestible  —  com- 
mestable.  (adjective.)  Eatable;  suitable 
to  be  eaten,    (noun.)    An  eatable  thing. 

10.  Wryth — wrythe — writhe,  (verb.) 
To  twist  or  contort  the  body. 

11.  Emmollument  —  emollument  — 
emolument,  (noun.)  Profit  from  office 
employment  or  labor;  salary;  com- 
pensation. 

12.  Reciprocity  —  reciprosity  —  reca- 
prosity.  (noun.)  Mutual  action  and 
reaction. 

13.  Upholstary  —  upholstery  —  upol- 
stery.  (noun.)  Hangings,  cushions,  cur- 
tains, etc. 

14.  Gnomenclature — nomenclature — 
nomanclature.  (noun.)  The  system  of 
names  used  in  any  particular  branch  of 
knowledge,  art  or  science. 

15.  Ambergrese — ambergrease — am- 
bergris, (noun.)  A  valuable  substance 
obtained  from  sperm  whales  and  used 
in  the  manufacture  of  perfumery. 

16.  Furze — firs — firze.     (noun.)     A 


spiney  evergreen 
shrub  with  yellow 
flowers. 

17.  Erose  — 
eerose  —  errose. 
(adjective.)  Ir- 
regular or  uneven 
as  if  eaten  or 
worn   away. 

18.  Coalese  —  coalesse  —  coalesce, 
(verb.)  To  grow  together;  to  combine 
into  one  body  or  community. 

19.  Puriance — prurience — pruriance. 
(noun.)  The  quality  or  state  of  being 
uneasy  with  desire  or  longing;  avid 
curiosity. 

20.  Lonliest  —  lonelyest  —  loneliest, 
(adjective.)  Having  the  most  acute 
feeling  of  sadness  resulting  from  being 
alone. 

2 1 .  Paralellopiped — parallelepiped — 
parallelipiped.  (noun).)  In  geometry, 
a  six-sided  prism  whose  faces  are 
parallelograms. 

22. 
(noun.)     Lassitude;  fatigue  of  mind  or 
body  due  to  exhaustion. 

23.  Asafetida — asafedita — asoefetida. 
(noun.)  The  noxious  smelling  gum 
resin  of  various  Persian  and  East 
Indian  plants. 

24.  Indef  atagable  —  indefatigable  — 
indefatigible  (adjective.)  Incapable  of 
being  fatigued;    untiring;    unwearying. 

25.  Jodpurs  —  jodhpurs  —  jhodpurs. 
(noun.)  A  kind  of  riding  breeches  that 
fit  closely  from  the  knee  to  just  above 
the  ankle. 

(You'll  find  the  answers  on  page  53) 


Languor  —  langor  —  languer. 


YOUR  EYES  are  the  key  to  your 
true  personality,  says  this  fascinat- 
ing star.  And  your  eyes  are  the 
key  to  right  makeup !  For  you  really 
can  be  lovelier  when  you  wear . .  . 
MAKEUP  THAT  MATCHES  ...  har- 
monizing face  powder,  rouge,  lip- 
stick, eye  shadow  and  mascara,  in 
scientific  color  harmony.  And  it's... 
MAKEUP  THAT  MATCHES  YOU, 
for  Marvelous  Eye-Matched  Make- 
up is  keyed  to  your  personality 
color,  the  color  of  your  eyes !  By 


actual  test,  9  out  of  10  women  find 
new  beauty  when  they  wear  Marvel- 
ousEye-Matched  Makeup.  Areyour 
eyes  blue?  Your  drug  or  department 
store  will  recommend  Dresden  type. 
Brown?  Wear  Parisian  type.  Hazel? 
Continental  type.  Gray?  Patrician 
type.Fullsizepackages,facepowder, 
rouge,  lipstick,  eye  shadow  or  mas- 
cara. ..each  item  55^  (Canada  65ff). 

BELIEVE  LIU  DAMITA  . . .  take  her 
sincere  advice  .  .  .  star  in  the  eyes 
of  your  own  leading  man! 


mnRvuous  4^/mRKeup 

^RICHARD     HUDI 


Paris 


London  .  . 


New    York  .  .  .  Toronto  .  .  .  Buenos    Aires  .  .  .  Berlin 

COPYRIGHT  1937,    BY   RICHARD  HUDNUT 


FACING 


BASS  VIOL  SLAPPERS.  TROM- 
BONE SLIDERS,  AND  SINGING 


STARS— MEET  THEM  IN  THESE 


PAGES  FOR  DANCEBAND  FANS 


At  this  year's  swank  horse  show  in  Madison  Square 
Garden,  three  of  the  exhibits  will  belong  not  to 
society  leaders,  but  to  NBC's  own  Three  Marshalls. 


A  show  horse's  day.  Top,  Peggy  and  Kay  Marshall  as 
they  groom  Duke;  Center,  Jack  joins  them  for  exer- 
cising their  mounts;   left,   Peggy  takes  a  high  one. 


THE  MUSIC 


B  y 
KEN       ALDEN 


IT  mattered  not  whether  bushy-haired  Leo  Reisman  played 
before  the  crowned  heads  of  Europe  as  they  basked  in  the 
sun  at  Cannes;  or  in  cosmopolitan  Nice  where  jaded 
Americans  sought  out  sophisticated  jazz.  Everywhere  the 
maestro  heard  the  same  request  from  fifty  million  frog-eat- 
ing Frenchmen  and  a  wagon-load  of  martini-drinking 
tourists. 

The  tune  they  wanted  played  was  "St.  Louis  Blues." 

"As  nearly  as  I  can  remember,"  the  Waldorf-Astoria  Hotel 
musical  director  told  me,  "it  is  the  only  tune  that  any 
Frenchman  ever  wanted  to  hear.  As  long  as  I  was  playing 
at  the  Paris  Exposition  and  the  Monte  Carlo  Sporting  Club 
this  summer  I  could  have  gone  along  perfectly  with  only 
this  one  arrangement  in  my  repertory." 

Europe  held  one  thrill  of  thrills  for  the  sometimes  eccen- 
tric society  leader.  At  a  swank  party  given  by  Mary  Hoyt 
Wiborg,  a  French  marquis  told  Leo  that  on  Bastille  Day 
it  is  the  custom  for  French  artists  to  return  to  their  native 
villages  and  perform  on  the  streets  gratis.  Leo  suggested 
that  he  perform  in  front  of  the  U.  S.  Embassy. 

Instead,  a  French  government  authority  present  at  the 
reception  had  a  better  idea.  Why  not  have  Reisman  and 
his  orchestra  perform  on  the  steps  of  the  Paris  Opera 
House? 

So  on  the  gala  French  holiday,  100,000  people  crowded 
Place  de  L'Opera  and  heard  Leo  Reisman  play  W.  C. 
Handy's  immortal  "St.  Louis  Blues."  No  minimum  or 
cover  charge  either,  for  Paris'  first  open  air  jam 
session. 


M  AMES  no  longer  make  news — but  titles  do. 

A  decade  ago  bandleaders  thought  the  important 
thing  was  to  get  a  euphonius  name  that  would  fit  the  lights 
atop  a  theater  or  hotel  marquee.  But  that  idea  has  gone 
with  the  wind.  Today,  a  band  must  have  a  catchy  sales- 
slogan. 

Shep  Fields  started  it  all  by  calling  his  music  "rippling 
rhythm."  Other  bandleaders  followed — and  now  look  what 
we've  got : 

Sammy  Kaye — "swing  and  sway";  Bert  Block — "bell 
music";  Jerry  Blaine — "streamlined  rhythm";  Mark  War- 
now — "Blue  Velvet  music";  George  Olsen — "music  of  to- 
morrow"; Don  Bestor — "twinkling  tempos";  Ted  Mack — 
"precision  rhythm"  (a  trademark  Ted  has  copyrighted); 
Tommy  Dorsey — "sweet  and  swing";  Will  Osborne — "slide 
music";  Vincent  Lopez — "suave  swing";  Horace  Heidt — "in- 
toxicating rhythm";  (done  with  cocktail  shakers).;  Enoch 
Light — "melody  magic";  and  Freddy  Martin — "magic 
music." 

What  next? 

*     *     * 

STORY   OF   A   COLUMNIST 

THIS  is  the  kind  of  yarn  O.  Henry  would  have  liked  to 
spin.  Quite  a  while  ago  Rudy  Vallee,  then  a  crooner, 
did  not  like  the  remarks  written  in  a  New  York  radio 
column  about  him.  He  told  columnist  Jerry  Wald  off-  in 
plain  language.  Wald  and  Vallee  were  as  distant  as  Bunny 
Berigan  and  Toscanini.  Eventually  (Continued  on  page  65) 


No  "powdery"  look  where 
lights  blaze  B-R-I-G-H-T-E-S-T 

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looking  like — under  that  searching  blaze? 

Pond's  never  shows  powdery,  even  in 
searching  light,  because  Pond's  colors  are 
"glare-proof." 

True  skin  tones,  uniformly  blended,  they 
catch  and  reflect  only  the  softer  rays  of  light. 
Make  skin  look  lovely  and  fresh — always. 

'  Special  ingredients  make  Pond's  Powder 
stay  fresh  looking  for  hours.  Decorated  screw- 
top  jars,  35f£,  70^.  New  big  boxes,  10^,  20j£. 


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te9t.    (This  offer  expires  February  1,    1U3B.) 

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"Uncle  Howdy"  is  what  more 
than  1 1 ,000  youngsters  in 
Lansing,  Mich.,  call  Howard 
Finch.  He's  director  of  one 
of  that  city's  most  unusual 
and    best-loved    broadcasts. 


Many  Rochester  listeners 
are  indebted  to  station 
WHEC's  star,   Al   Sigl. 


"Whitie"  Wallace  is  just  one 
of  the  good  reasons  for  the 
success  of  U  ncle  Howdy's  pro- 
grams, heard  several  times  a 
week  over  WJIM.  Another  is 
a  250-voice  children's  chorus. 


CHARLOTTE,  NORTH  CAROLINA:  If  you  are'  plan- 
ning to  move  to  Charlotte  don't  be  surprised  if  you 
find  yourself  talking  through  a  WBT  microphone  the 
second  week  you  are  there,  because  "Welcome,  Stranger"  is 
that  city's  friendly  way  of  telling  you  it  is  glad  to  count 
you  among  its  own. 

Welcome,  Stranger  is  the  new  WBT  program  presided 
over  by  Mayor  Ben  E.  Douglas,  and  aired  each  Monday 
night  at  10:30.  The  newcomers  of  the  preceding  week  are 
gathered  each  Monday  eve  in  the  main  WBT  studio  to  be 
greeted  and  introduced  by  the  mayor  and  other  city  officials. 
That's  what  we  call  real  Southern  hospitality. 


THE   CHILDREN'S    HOUR 

What  would  you  do  if  you  had  a  radio  club  of  eleven 
thousand  youngsters  under  your  direction?  Well,  we  don't 
know  what  we'd  do  either,  but  at  WJIM  in  Lansing,  Michi- 
gan, Program  Director  Howard  Finch  has  that  many  boys 
and  girls  under  the  age  of  fifteen  holding  membership  in 

8 


what  must  be  the  largest,  and  without  doubt  the  most  un- 
usual, children's  radio  club  in  the  world.  And  what's  more, 
Director  Finch  isn't  like  us  because  he  knows  what  to  do 
with  them  and  has  been  doing  it  for  the  three  years  the 
club  has  been  active. 

During  that  time  "Uncle  Howdy,"  as  Director  Finch  is 
known  to  all  the  youngsters  and  their  listeners,  has  been 
selecting  and  training  talented  young  folks  for  special  broad- 
casts. Hours  of  rehearsals  for  each  special  group  are  long, 
but  any  club  boy  or  girl  would  rather  miss  a  meal  (and 
frequently  does,  confides  Uncle  Howdy)  than  a  rehearsal. 
With  these  selected  groups  he,  together  with  the  Lansing 
Dairy  Company,  the  sponsor  from  the  beginning,  has  pro- 
duced a  variety  and  quality  of  entertainment  we  believe 
unequalled  in  any  juvenile  group  anywhere. 

Each  Monday,  Wednesday,  and  Saturday  special  pro- 
grams are  presented  by  these  various  groups.  Mondays  the 
Dramatic  Club  presents  an  adventure  serial,  featuring  mem- 
bers of  this  division,  while  on  other  days  there  is  a  succes- 
sion of  little  folks  making  their  radio  debut.  Wednesdays 
the    Juvenile    Revue    of    forty    (Continued    on   page    87) 


WAS  ever  a  girl  so  happy  as  she, 
Genevieve  wondered?  Tomor- 
row they  were  to  be  married  and  he 
was  hers  .  .  .  the  man  for  whom  every 
girl  in  town  had  set  her  cap.  She 
realized,  however,  that  their  romance 
could  never  have  been;  that  he  would 
never  have  bothered  to  court  her,  had 
she  not  discovered  in  time  what  her 


trouble  was  and  taken  the  proved  and 
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halitosis  (bad  breath).  Intelligent  people, 
realizing  that  anyone  may  offend  at  any  time, 
are  constantly  on  guard. 

The  delightful,  easy  way  to  put  the  breath 
beyond  reproach  is  to  rinse  the  mouth  with 
Listerine  Antiseptic,  notable  for  its  quick, 
pleasant  deodorant  effect. 


Listerine  first  cleanses  the  entire  oral  cav- 
ity; destroys  odor-producing  bacteria  by 
millions;  halts  fermentation  of  tiny  food 
particles,  then  overcomes  the  odors  such 
fermentation  generates.  No  other  antiseptic 
has  Listerine's  delightful  taste!  No  other 
has  been  put  to  its  severe,  practical  tests. 

To  place  your  breath  beyond  reproach, 
use  Listerine  night  and  morning,  and  be- 
tween times  before  business  and  social  en- 
gagements.   Lambert  Pharmacal  Company. 


A  dvertisement 


Mrs.  Whitneys  guests  climb  aboard  .  .  .  light  up  Camels.  .  .  .  With  a  "Hard  alee!"  Mrs.  Whitney  puts  the  helm  over  .  .  .  heads  out  to  sea. 


The  Whitneys  will    be  sailing 
in    southern    waters    soon 

SOCIETY         EDITOR 


(above)  Mrs.  Howard  F.  Whitney,  of  Roslyn, 
Long  Island,  at  the  helm  of  the  Chinook.  "I  value 
healthy  nerves,"  she  says.  "  So  I  smoke  Camels. 
They  don't  jangle  my  nerves!" 


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J-T_l_  told  me,  the  other  day,  that 
they  hope  to  do  some  sailing  in  the 
South  this  winter.  The  Whitneys  had 
a  lovely  summer  on  Long  Island  — 
and  on  the  Sound.  Mrs.  Whitney  is 
a  skillful  yachtswoman  and  handles 
a  racing  class  boat  like  an  expert 
Their  converted  New  York  40,  the 
Chinook,  is   a  very  "shippy"   boat. 

Mrs.  Whitney  will  be  remembered 
as  the  former  Hope  Richardson.  Her 
wedding  was  an  outstanding  social 
event.  I  recall  how  enchanting  Mrs. 
Whitney  looked  as  a  bride,  in  a  gown 
of  white  satin  with  a  yoke  of  net 
embroidered  in  tiny  pearls,  and  her 
tulle  veil  held  in  place  by  a  bandeau 
of  orange  blossoms.  This  year  Mrs. 
Whitney's  committee  work  had  much 
to  do  with  the  success  of  the  colorful 
Greentree  Fair  at  Manhasset.  During 
the  summer  she  got  in  a  lot  of  ten- 
nis, riding,  and — as  always — sailing 
and  cruising. 

Hope's  enthusiasm  for  the  ener- 
getic life  is  proverbial  among  her 
friends.  "Don't  you  ever  get  tired?" 
I  asked.  "  Of  course,"  she  laughed. 
"After  a  long  trick  at  the  helm,  or 
any  time  I  feel  worn  out,  I  refresh 
myself  with  a  Camel — and  get  a  'lift'! 
I  can  smoke  Camels  steadily,  without 
the  slightest  feeling  of  harshness  on 
my  throat."  Which  shows  how  mild 
Camels  are!  It's  true  that  women 
find  the  costlier  tobaccos  in  Camel's 
matchless  blend  more  enjoyable. 


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DON'T    BE    ALARMED- 


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YOU  JUST  HEARD  WAS 


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IME  was  when  General  Hugh  S.  Johnson  was  the  last 
man  a  radio  sponsor  would  have  thought  of  putting 
on  a  network  as  a  commentator.  Time  also  was  when 
talking  into  a  microphone  four  times  a  week  was  the  last 
thing  General  Hugh  S.  Johnson  would  have  thought  of 
doing.  Which  all  goes  to  prove  that  times  change,  because 
there's  the  General,  settling  down  every  Monday,  Tuesday, 
Wednesday  and  Thursday  in  front  of  an  NBC  mike  and 
there  are  the  makers  of  Bromo  Quinine,  writing  out  his 
weekly  check  for  same. 

Radio  must  be  growing  up.  Because  when  you  put  a 
man  like  General  Johnson  on  the  air  you  must  forget  your 
fears  that  he  may  say  something  that  will  hurt  somebody's 


feelings.  You  must  sign  a  contract  with  him  in  which  you 
specifically  give  up  all  right  to  censor  or  otherwise  tamper 
with  what  he  wants  to  say.  You  must  then  sit  back  and 
wait  for  the  verbal  fireworks,  consoling  yourself  with  the 
thought  that  you  won't  have  to  wait  very  long  ...  All  of 
which  is  exactly  what  the  Bromo  Quinine  people  did  when 
General  Hugh  went  on  the  air  late  in  September. 

That  no-censorship  agreement  is  an  absolute  necessity, 
where  the  General  is  concerned.  I'd  hate  to  think  what 
would  happen  if  he  couldn't  express  himself  freely,  fully, 
and  very,  very  frankly.  The  explosion  would  probably 
be  the  loudest  ever  heard  on  land  or  sea.  Or  even  in  Wash- 
ington. (Continued  on  page  63) 


MAKI 


IN  a  high-ceilinged,  old-fashioned  bedroom  of  that  Phila- 
delphia house  two  little  girls  stood  quietly  under  the 
hanging  lamp,  staring  at  the  bed.     It  was  a  big  bed, 
piled  high  with  quilts;  its  posts  were  tall. 
"D'you  think  we  dare?"  one  of  them  said. 
"Well,  it's  the  chance  we've  always  waited         6 
for.    Everybody's  in  Mother's  room  or  run- 
ning   up    and    down    the    stairs.      If    we         R 
hurry  .  .  ." 

Another  hesitant  moment,  and  then  the 
two  children  dashed  forward  together,  scrambled  up  onto 
the  quilts,  got  to  their  feet  simultaneously,  and  began  jump- 
ing up  and  down  on  the  bed,  each  small  face  masked  in  a 
kind  of  grinning  ecstasy. 

12 


V        F 
UTL 


"Blossom!     Elsie!"  Sternly  the  man  who  came  in — me- 
dium tall,  grim-eyed,  resembling  General  Pershing  a  little 
— stood   looking   at   the   suddenly   motionless   girls.     They 
waited,    breathless,    for   the   expected    con- 
demnation, the  command  to  proceed  to  the 
RED         bathroom    for   more    weighty    punishment. 
Jumping  on  the  bed  was  forbidden. 
EDGE  "We  don't  know  exactly  why  we  did  it!" 

wailed  Blossom,  suddenly;  Father  had  been 
known  to  thwack  softly,  on  occasion,  when 
confronted  with  his  daughters'   tears.   But  tonight  he  ad- 
vanced to  the  bed  unsmiling. 

Then,  unexpectedly,  he  sat  down  on  the  edge  and  gath- 
ered the  four  hands  in  his.     "I've  news  for  you,"  he  said. 


WAV  FOR  MELODY 


"There's  a  new  MacDonaid  in  the  family — just  come.  Her 
name's  Jeanette.  You'll  want  to  go  and  look  at  her,  in  a 
little  while." 

As  the  children  ran  down  the  stairs  together  Blossom 
whispered  cynically  to  her  sister,  "It's  just  because  he's 
excited  about  the  baby.     He'll  remember  tomorrow." 

JUNE  18,  1907 — Sarajevo  was  only  a  pin-prick  on  world 
.  maps,  as  yet  unheralded;  a  man  named  Ford  was  being 
silly  with  some  outlandish  contraption  he'd  put  together 
and  with  which  he  habitually  scared  all  the  horses  on  the 
main  street  of  his  town;  it  was  a  period  of  tight  cuffs  and 
chin-high  collars,  of  dip-waists  and  puffs,  post-Gibson  Girl, 
of  watches  pinned  to  starched  shoulders,  of  ornamental 
belt-buckles,  of  "Moonlight  on  the  Wabash"  and  "Ta  Ra 
Ra  Boom-de-ay."  A  leisurely  era,  without  hysteria. 

In  the  year  when  Jeanette  MacDonaid,  now  the  shining 
star  of  motion  pictures  and  radio,  was  born,  America  was 
at  rest,  smug  in  prosperity,  boisterous,  unsophisticated  as 
the  twenties  knew — and  the  thirties  know — sophistication. 

The  rich,  perhaps,  were  a  little  richer:  you  could  make 
great  fortunes  then,  before  the  government  became  wise  in 
the  ways  of  the  income  tax.  The  poor  were  more  legion, 
and  suffered  greater  hardships. 

But  then,  as  now,  eighty-five  percent  of  America — that 
is,  America  itself — constituted  a  great  middle  class  of  re- 
ligious, ineffably  respectable,  hard-working,  long-living  men 
and  their  families.  If  you  had  wanted  to  find  one  citizen 
in  the  United  States  to  hold  up  as  the  perfect  example  of 
that  class  you  could  not  have  done  better  than  to  choose 
Daniel  MacDonaid. 

He  was  a  manager  for  a  wood-working  construction 
company.  His  house  was  one  of  the  innumerable  and  com- 
pletely undistinguished   two-story   frame   houses   that  line 


BEGINNING  THE  INTIMATE  RECOL- 
LECTIONS OF  JEANETTE  MACDONALD 


At  eight,  Jeanette  was 
"musically  inclined"  .  .  . 


Editor's  note:  It  happens  once  in 
a  blue  moon — the  perfect  blending 
of  a  star  and  a  writer — but  it  has 
happened  here.  And  the  happy  result 
is  the  most  revealing  story  about 
Jeanette   MacDonaid    I    have   ever  read. 


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Philadelphia's  criss-crossing  side  streets. 

Then,  in  1907 — and  so  long  as  the  MacDonalds  lived  there 
— the  rooms  were  furnished  with  ponderous  but  few  pieces; 
there  was  nothing  purely  ornamental  or  unnecessary,  be- 
cause the  family  income  was  small  and  Daniel  Scotch. 
Jeanette,  remembering  for  my  benefit,  closed  her  eyes  and 
made  word  pictures: 

yOU  came  up  the  steps  and  across  the  porch,  and  in- 
side the.  door  there  was  a  reception  hall,  papered  in 
dark,  uninteresting  red.  To  the  left  was  a  square,  ugly, 
completely  uncomfortable  settee,  and  over  it  hung  the 
conventional  mahogany  rimmed  mirror  with  hooks  holding 
coats  and  seldom-used  articles  of  clothing.  In  one  corner 
was  a  big  chair,  with  an  adjustable  back,  and  by  it  a  large 
replica  of  a  turtle. 

The  parlor  was  typical.     It  had  an  upright 
piano  and  a  bay  window.   It  had  chairs, 
with    antimacassars.      It    had    a    sign 
which   said,    "May   The   Lord    Bless 
This  Christian   Hearth."      It  was 
a  little  shabby,  because  the  fam- 
ily lived  there  a  lot.     But  the 
MacDonald    manse,    in    this 
section  of  town,  had  a  par- 
ticular distinction. 

Daniel     MacDonald 
owned  his  house.  .  .  . 

A   composite  portrait 
of  Jeanette's  life,   dur- 
ing   the    period    spent 
in    Philadelphia — 
growing  up,  going  to 
school,     learning     to 
sing,     singing     then, 
dancing      in      flying 
short  skirts  on  thea- 
ter stages — must  of 
necessity   be   an   in- 
congruous thing.  The 
actual  picture  of  the 
girl  must  be  more  so. 

There     must     be 
glamour  in  it:  the  ap- 
plause of   filled   thea- 
ters, the  glow  of  foot- 
lights, the  smell  of  back 
stage  trappings.      Under 
this    bright    veneer   must 
run  the  solid  structure  of 
her  wholesome  home  life,   a 
kind  of  dull,   naive  existence 
to   which    young    girls,    during 
that  period,  were  subjected.  Jean- 
ette, in  other  words,  wore  a  pantie- 
waist    under      her    spangles — and     I 
mean  that  literally  as  well  as  figuratively. 

You    must    understand    this    about    her,       Solemn  and  chubby,  three 
first;  the  MacDonalds,  pere  and  mere,  were       months  old  Jeanette  was  a 
strict    Presbyterians   and   had   ideas    about        1907     Philadelphia     baby. 
right    and    wrong.      That    their   daughters 
should  discover  anything  about  the  world 
and  its  fleshpots  before  they  were  of  marriageable  age  was 
unthinkable. 

"Jam" — her  sisters  first  shortened  her  name  to  this  re- 
pulsive diminutive — herself  was  a  shy,  tractable  child;  she 
was  the  youngest  of  the  children  and  therefore  at  a  disad- 
vantage, which  put  a  mark  on  her  super-sensitive  nature. 
The  utter  impartiality  with  which  her  parents  treated  their 
offspring  did  little  to  help  the  early  feeling  of  inferiority 
and  hurt  that  grew  in  her;  a  little  babying  might  have 
offset  much  of  her  personal  unhappiness. 

In  a  way,  I  suppose,  it  was  a  good  thing  eventually.    Be- 

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cause  Jeanette,  unnoticed,  made  the  only  defense  possible; 
she  did  things  to  bring  attention  to  herself.  Her  methods 
were  various,  until  one  day  Blossom  taught  her  a  song 
called  the  "Glory  Hymn."  Thereafter  she  merely  sang, 
as  often  and  as  loudly  as  circumstances  permitted,  until 
people  looked,  and  smiled,  and  said,  "Who  is  that  child?" 
The  three  little  sisters  were  all  "musically  inclined,"  as 
Anna  MacDonald  liked  to  put  it.  Elsie,  at  the  piano, 
play?d  by  ear;  Blossom  always  remembered  the  words  of 
songs;  together  they  taught  Jeanette  both  music  and  words, 
encouraged  her  to  stand  on  the  first  landing  in  the  dim 
stair-well  and  warble  while  they  applauded  below. 

When  Jam  was  four,  Blossom  asked  her  mother  one  day 
if  she  might  take  the  kid  down  to  dancing  class.     Anna 
said  yes,  she  might,  if  she'd  take  good  care  of  the  child. 
This  was  very  shortly  after  Jeanette  had  run  away 
from  home  one  afternoon  and  been  returned  by 
Casey,  the  man  who  delivered  butter  and 
eggs;  he'd  found  her  miles  away  from 
home  and  in  the  meantime  the  Mac- 
Donalds had  called  out  both  po- 
lice and  fire  departments  to  join 
in  the  search.    Anna  was  still 
being  nervous  about  things. 
On    the    way    to    dancing 
school,      Blossom    taught 
her     sister      (who     sat 
squealing  with  pleasure, 
all    gussied    up   in   her 
best  sailor  suit  with  a 
large     bow     in     hen 
Dutch  Bob)  the  words 
of  "Old  Mother  Hub- 
bard."   There  was  to 
be    a   ballet   at    the 
Academy  theater 
next     week,     with 
children    in   it,    and 
perhaps  .  .  . 

It  worked.      Blos- 
som brought  Jeanette 
home     in     triumph ; 
they  had  accepted  the 
baby  to  enact  "Moth-, 
er    Hubbard"    in    the 
ballet.     But     at     some 
time   during  the  excite- 
ment  Jam   had   lost  her 
ittle  gold  bracelet. 
"No!"   said  Anna.    "No 
ballet.      You     didn't     take 
good  care  of   her,    Blossom." 
That  night  Blossom  went  to  a 
neighborhood  theater,  did  a  song- 
and-dance,    got    $2.50    for    it,    and 
brought  the  money  home.     "Now,"  she 
said,   "that'll   get   a   new  bracelet.     She's 
got  to  be  in  that  ballet,  Mama,  she  simply 
has  to!" 
Anna  shrugged  resignedly. 
From   then  on   Jeanette  went  with   her 
sisters  when  they  competed  in  the  rash  of 
amateur   nights    Philadelphia    was    having   in    those-  days. 
Anna  and  Daniel  came  along  too,  of  course,  standing  in  the 
wings    so    that    what    small    blobs    of    hearty    back-stage 
sophistication   any  of  them   might  have  picked   up — acci- 
dentally or  otherwise — were  lost  to  them. 

There  was  the  portion  of  her  childhood,  uninhibited, 
exciting,  glorious,  as  opposed  to  the  routine  of  living  at 
home — and  in  school. 

Little  enough  worthy  of  detailed  mention  happened  in 
that  solid,  well-ordered,  unimpressive  house.  There,  was  no 
maid  and  so  the  children  helped  (Continued  on  page  60) 


MARKING  A  GREAT  COMEDIAN'S 
SILVER  ANNIVERSARY  WITH   AN 


ALBUM   OF   HISTORIC   PICTURES 


Born  in  1892,  in  New  York's  Bowery, 
he  was  politician  at  fourteen,  grad- 
uate of  burlesque  at  sixteen  and 
feature  of  Gus  Edwards'  "Kid  Kab- 
aret"  in  1912.  Above,  with  George 
Jessei  (left)  also  in  "Kabaret"  and, 
left,  Eddie,  Lew  Hearn  and  Joe  Opp 
in    "Midnight    Rounders"    in    1920. 

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Actually,  Eddie's  career  began  in  1908 
in  a  review,  "Indian  Maiden."  Salary: 
$15  a  week.  1909  saw  him  as  a  singing 
waiter  in  a  Coney  Island  saloon  and  in 
vaudeville  doing  his  first  blackface 
act.  Above,  on  tour  with  Fannie  Brice 
in    the    Ziegfeld    Follies    back    in    1917. 


Two  years  on  tour  with  "Kid  Kabaret," 
then  marriage,  to  Ida  Tobias,  a  sweet- 
heart of  Bowery  days,  in  1914.  They 
honeymooned  in  England,  and  in  1915 
the  first  of  five  daughters,  Marjorie, 
arrived.  Above,  a  1927  Follies  rehear- 
sal— Eddie,  Ziegfeld,  and   Irving  Berlin. 


Eddie  took  radio  by  storm  in  1931  on 
the  Chase  &  Sanborn  show.  It  soon  be- 
came the  most  popular  on  the  air.  To- 
day he  heads  a  new  radio  union  and  is 
in  his  third  year  on  Texaco  Town.  Be- 
low, with  Rubinoff,  Ida,  and  Jimmy  Wel- 
lington,   during    his    first    radio    series. 


The  seal  of  movie  fame  came  when  Eddie 
left  his  handprint  in  the  court  of  Sid 
Grauman's  Chinese  Theater.  By  this  time 
he'd  joined  forces  with  the  legendary 
Sam  Goldwyn  on  a  picture-a-year  basis, 
a  deal  which  lasted  until  last  year- 
Eddie's    now    a    20th    Century-Fox    star. 


Eddie's  first  musical  comedy 
was  "Canary  Cottage"  in 
1916;  his  first  movie,  with 
Clara  Bow,  was  "Kid  Boots" 
in  1926 — a  Jesse  Lasky  pro- 
duction at  $3,000  a  week. 
Next  was  "Special  Delivery." 


"Special  Delivery,"  right, 
which  he  wrote,  brought 
him  $114,000  for  working 
eight  weeks— a  far  cry  from 
his  first  Follies,  when  he 
got  $400  a  week  for  doing 
a  sketch  with  Bert  Williams. 


Often  called  radio's  great 
est  talent  scout,  Eddie's  re 
sponsible    for    the 
of  Parkyakarkus,  below,  and 
Bobby  Breen,  right.     Both 
graduated  from  Cantor  Col- 
lege to  fame  on  other  shows. 


Deanna  Durbin  is  another  who  has 
prospered  since  he  brought  her  to 
the  microphone.  She  is  still  with 
him.  Below,  the  whole  Cantor  fam- 
ily on  Dad's  birthday:  Marilyn, 
Marjorie,  Edna,  Eddie  with  Janet, 
Ida,  and  Natalie,  recently  married. 


"YESTERDAY'S  CHRISTMAS 
TREE,  FULL  OF  TERMITES—11 


I'M  not  sure  how  this  feud  between  Mr.  W.  C.  Fields 
and  myself  started.  On  our  first  meeting,  May  9, 
1937,  at  the  Chase  and  Sanborn  Kaffee  Klatch  over 
NBC  (we  believe  in  giving  credit  where  credit  is  due,  don't 
we,  Bergen?)  everything  started  out  very  nicely. 

"How  do  you  do,  Mr.  Fields?"  I  replied,  when  1  was 
presented  to  the  fellow.     To  which  Mr.  Fields  responded: 

"He's  put  on  quite  a  little  weight  since  I  last  saw  him, 
hasn't  he,  Mr.  Bergen?" 

Now  you  couldn't  make  anything  out  of  that,  could  you? 
It  certainly  is  a  surprise  to  me  how  such  a  big  brawl  started 
with  such  an  innocuous  beginning.  Positively  innocuous. 
"A  piece  of  sassafras  root,"  he  calls  me  later,  and  says  I'm 
"full  of  termites."  Nasty  little  chiseling  ants,  they  are. 
And  once  he  threatened  to  drive  a  nail  into  my  chest,  and 
make  a  dimple  in  my  chin  with  a  gimlet.    Such  brutality. 

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AS     TOLD     TO 


DOROTHY     SPENSLEY 


Called  me  a  "discarded  Christmas  tree,"  too,  and  a  "pump- 
handle"  and  a  "buckthorn  in  his  side." 

Bergen  thought  of  sending  me  to  a  summer  camp  to 
recover  from  these  insults,  and  when  Mr.  Fields  heard  about 
it,  he  said,  "He  just  came  from  a  lumber  camp,  didn't  he? 
I  understand  he  got  into  a  jam  up  there  ...  log  jam."  Some- 
day I'm  going  to  get  really  mad  and  run  Mr.  Fields'  nose 
through  a  tomato  press.  (If  this  were  a  soup  tie-up,  in- 
stead of  coffee,  I  could  do  something  with  that.)    Anyway 


"REDWOOD  FOR  A  NOSE— SOUR 
MILK  OF  HUMAN   KINDNESS—" 


Blf 

Charlie  lvfcCartFn| 


I  did  tell  Mr.  Fields  that  I'd  like  to  see  his  nose  scrambled 
in  an  egg  ...  it  would  make  a  wonderful  tomato  omelette." 
That  should  keep  him  mowed  down  for  a  moment. 

It  takes  two  sides  to  make  a  quarrel,  of  course,  of  course. 
I  always  think  of  that  when  I  worry  about  our  feud.  You 
see  I  really  love  Mr.  Fields,  only  I  hate  to  say  so.  I  show 
my  affection  by  insulting  him.  I  guess  I'm -a  psychological 
case,  all  right,  all  right.  Bergen  has  told  Mr.  Fields  that 
I  love  him,  time  and  again.     So  has  Miss   Boland,  Miss 


Mary  Boland.  And  that  other  Mary,  Miss  Mary  Pickford. 
Just  the  other  Sunday  Bergen  said  to  Mr.  Fields: 

"You  know,  Bill,  it  seems  strange  that  no  matter  what 
you  say  to  Charlie,  he  still  loves  you.  Why,  only  this 
morning  do  you  know  what  he  said?"  Then  Bergen  turned 
to  me  and  said:   "Tell  him,  Charlie,  what  you  said." 

"It  doesn't  matter,"  retorted  Mr.  Fields,  without  giving 
me  a  chance  to  start. 

"Well,  I  said  .  .  ."  said  I. 

"Go  'way — you  draw  ticks,"  were  Mr.  Fields'  next  words. 
But  I  didn't  care.  I  may  be  soft  pine  but  I'm  hardened 
when  it  comes  to  harsh  words. 

"I  was  just  wondering,  Mr.  Fields,  if  you  would  let  me 
sit  on  your  porch  some  day?" 

"You  couldn't  even  sit  on  my   totem   pole.     Go   'way 


you! 


(Continued  on  page  0/ ) 


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Broadcast  on  a  Heini  Magazine  of  the  Air  program  over 
the  CBS  network,  this  provocative  discussion  of  a  much 
emphasised  quality  by  Faith  Baldwin  seemed  to  the  edi- 
tors to  deserve  a  place  in  the  permanent  record  of  the 
printed  page.  Frank,  modern,  yet  almost  old  fashioned  in 
the  soundness  i  of  its  viewpoint,  it  will  give  you  something 
to  think  about  long  after  you  have  finished  reading  it. 
Our  thanks  to  the  Heini  program  and  Miss  Baldwin  for 
their  permission  to  publish  this  "rebroadcast." 

DURING  the  past  twenty-odd  years  three  important 
discoveries  have  been  made,  each  heralding  a  new 
dawn    or    something    equally    exciting.      The    first 
was  that  if  a  woman  had  charm  she  need  not  have  beauty. 
The  second,  brought  to  us  by  Elinor  Glyn,  if  a  woman 
had  It  she  didn't  have  to  have  charm.    And  the  third, 
more  recent,  is  that  if  a  woman  has  glamour,  she  doesn't 
have  to  have  anything  else.   The  same,  I  assume,  holds 
true  of  the  male -of  the  species,  although  I  shudder  to 
contemplate  what  the  average  man  thinks  of  the  widely 
heralded  glamour  boy  of  our  generation. 
Glamour  is  all  very  well.    But  I  believe  that  a  little 
of  it  goes  a  long  way.    When  applied  to  masculine 
examples  it  probably  denotes   an  ability  to  .make 
women   look  with    rancor   at   their  less   dangerous 
husbands,  or  it  means  higher  brackets  in  the  income 
tax  scale,  or  wit  to  turn  a  phrase  or  order  a  dinner. 
Sometimes  it  is  associated  with  a  genius  for  mak- 
ing friends  of  headliners,  or  exploring  the  jungle 
in    platinum-lined    helmets    and    always,    always 
dressing  for  dinner.   It  is  also  almost  inseparable 
from  one's  name  in  the  paper.    On  this  basis, 
Dizzy  Dean  has  glamour. 
When  it  comes  to  glamourous  women,  the  out- 
standing examples  of  our  days  are  recruited 
from  stage,  screen,  and  society.  Now  and  then 
a  magnificent   scandal   entitles  a  woman   to 
become  a  member  of  the  club.    But  I  admit 
that  accustomed  as  I  am  to  public  glamour, 
I   balked  when  not  long  ago  a  lady  who 
had  tired  of  her  husband  to  such  an  extent 
that  she  decided    (Continued  on  page  80) 


Model  of  young  sophistication  is  Pris- 
cilla  Lane,  Swell  for  movies,  but  not 
what  your  own  daughter  ought  to  try. 


AN  EXCLUSIVE  "REBROAD- 
CAST"  IN  WHICH  A  FAMOUS 
AUTHOR  TRIES  TO  OPEN 
YOUR    EYES   TO   THE   TRUTH 


A  sense  of  humor  is  necessary  to 
happy  marriage,  says  Miss  Bald- 
win, but  beware  the  razor-edged 
wit  of  Carole  Lombard.  Though 
it's  turned  her  into  Hollywood's 
top  glamour  girl,  it  will  only  make 
the  average  husband  accuse 
his  wife  of  being   in   her  cups. 


Only  in  romantic  film  spectacles 
like  "Conquest"  does  a  husband 
appreciate  fantastic  coiffures 
and  alluring  dresses  as  much  as 
Charles  Boyer  seems  to  be  appre- 
ciating Garbo's.  Don't  try  this  on 
your  husband.  He  prefers  baked 
beans    to    glamour    any    time. 


dM 


// 


NOR  RAI 


CONTINUING  THIS  SERIES  OF 
TRUE  ADYENTURES  THAT  HAVE 


MADE  THRILLING  BROADCASTS. 


THE  STORY  OF  ONE  MAN  WHO 


PUT   DUTY   AHEAD   OF   GLORY 


By 
FLOYD   GIBBONS 


HELLO  EVERYBODY: 
This,  boys  and  girls,  is  a  story  of  Old  Man  Snow- 
in-the-Face. 

The  guy  with  the  patched  pants  who  "always  rings 
twice." 

His  welcome  calls  are  as  frequent  as  duty  requires.  His 
signal  always  sets  your  imagination  a-racing.  For  you 
never  can  tell  what  pleasant  surprise  he  may  have  for  you. 

I  tell  this  yarn  as  a  worthy  salute  to  the  three  hundred 
thousand  men  and  women  of  the  United  States  Postal 
Service  who  keep  the  teeming  stream  of  mail  flowing  swiftly, 
truly,  endlessly.  Their  patient,  tireless  service  is  the  endur- 
ing keystone  set  ever  so  firmly  in  the  strong  arch  that  sup- 
ports the  commerce  of  a  mighty  nation. 

This  is  not,  I  assure  you  at  the  outset,  a  dramatic  tale 
about  one  of  those  bozos  who  fly  the  night  mail  through 
almost  incredible  obstacles.  Stuff  you  sometimes  see  in  the 
movies.  No  sirree.  It  is  the  adventure  of  a  plain,  ordi- 
nary postman  in  a  grey  uniform.  With  hair  that  may  have 
turned  grey,  too,  during  long  years  of  service  in  any  and 
all  kinds  of  weather.  Grizzled  gentlemen  pounding  scorch- 
ing pavements  in  sweltering  July,  drenched  to  the  skin  by 

11 


The  author  stands  by  while  .  .  . 

Spring  rains,  breasting  blizzards  with  icicles  forming  on 
their  mustaches.  And  young  ones,  also,  who  come  home 
footsore  and  weary  from  the  ceaseless  grind  of  emptying 
their  leather  bags  three  and  four  times  a  day. 

Great  balls  of  fire,  what  a  life  those  babies  lead ! 

And  when  I  think  of  what  they  go  through  year  in  and 
year  out  it  makes  me  proud  that  I  can  tell  a  story  of  one 
of  them  who  deserves  a  niche  in  the  Hall  of  Fame.  A 
story  of  faithful  service,  discipline  and  bravery.  Service 
of  a  kind  that  caused  Herodotus  to  compliment  the  Persians 
on  the  efficiency  of  their  messengers  during  the  war  between 
Cyrus  and  the  Greeks.  What  he  said  so  many  centuries 
ago  is  carven  over  the  main  entrance  of  the  general  post 
office  in  New  York.    It  reads: 

"Neither  snow  nor  rain  nor  heat  nor  gloom  of  night 
stays  these  couriers  from  the  swift  completion  of  their 
appointed  rounds." 

One  of  the  mailmen  who  knew  that  inscription  so  well 
he  could  say  it  backwards  was  Charles  R.  Heyler  of  32-86 
35th  Street,  Long  Island  City.  And  he  believed  in  it.  For 
there  was  in  his  heart  the  spirit  that  is  shared  by  three 
hundred  thousand  others  who  make  the  postal  service  such 


fe. 


NOR  GLOOM  OF  NIGHT 


m 


m 


Postmaster-General  Farley  rewards  the  hero  of  this  exciting  true  adventure 


an  enviable  organization.  Charlie  was  a  parcel  post  chauf- 
feur-carrier, which  means  he  rode  on  a  mail  wagon  deliver- 
ing parcels.  And  he  was  working  out  of  the  Tremont 
Station  in  the  Bronx,  in  Greater  New  York. 

Well  sir,  late  on  the  morning  of  May  5,  1930,  Charlie 
and  his  partner,  Herman  Gross,  were  hurrying  to  complete 
their  deliveries.  Hurrying  because  in  another  hour  they 
were  due  to  check  in  at  the  sub-station  and  put  on  the 
feed  bag.  They  were  driving  West  along  East  178th  Street 
and  the  traffic  was  slowing  them  up. 

"If  this  traffic  gets  much  worse,"  Charlie  remarked,  "we 
won't  be  able  to  get  the  mail  out  on  time." 

"You  keep  your  mind  pretty  much  on  your  work,  don't 
you,  Charlie?"  was  his  partner's  comment. 

"Well,  if  peopte  write  letters  and  send  packages,  they 
want  them  delivered." 

Pistol  shots  caused  those  two  mailmen  to  drop  their  dis- 
cussion like  a  hot  potato. 

Down  the  street  men  were  running  toward  them.  Pursu- 
ing policemen  were  firing  revolvers.  There  were  shouts  of 
"stickup"  and  "get  'em." 

With  their  mail  truck  braked  to  a  stop,  the  two  men 


aboard  it  watched  the  chase  with  alert  eyes. 

"There  they  go,  three  of  'em!"  yelled  Herman  .  .  .  "Now 
there's  only  two.     Where'd  the  other  one  go?" 

"I  saw  him,"  said  Charlie.  "He  went  down  that  alley 
there." 

And  Charlie  jumped  down  and  went  after  him. 

For  Charlie  saw  that  the  third  hold-up  man  had  eluded 
the  police  and  would  escape  if  something  wasn't  done 
quickly.  It  didn't  occur  to  Charlie  that  robbers  usually 
carry  guns.  He  didn't  think  of  that  until  he  had  his  man 
backed  up  against  an  ashcan. 

"Whatya    followin'    me    for?"    demanded    the 
crook. 

"What  are  you  running  for?"  Charlie  shot  back. 

"None  'a  ya  business." 

"Oh,  yeah?" 

"Beat  it,  wise  guy,  while  the  goin's  good." 

"What's  the  hurry?" 

"Why,  you  lousy  rat,  stick  around  and  I'll  fill  you  so 
full  of—" 

"I  don't  think  you're  going  to  shoot  anybody." 

But  Charlie  didn't  feel  so  sure  (Continued  on  page  70) 

23 


puffing 


"NOR  RAI 

•    •    • 

CONTINUING  THIS  SERIES  OF 
TRUE  ADVENTURES  THAT  HAVE 
MADE  THRILLING  BROADCASTS, 
THE  STORY  OF  ONE  MAN  WHO 
PUT  DUTY  AHEAD  OF  GLORY 


By 
FLOYD   GIBBONS 


HELLO  EVERYBODY: 
This,  boys  and  girls,  is  a  story  of  Old  Man  Snow- 
in-the-Face. 

The  guy  with   the   patched   pants   who   "always   rings 
twice." 

His  welcome  calls  are  as  frequent  as  duty  requires.     His 

ial   always  sets  your  imagination   a-racing.      For  you 

never  can  tell  what  pleasant  surprise  he  may  have  for  you. 

1  tell  tins  yarn  as  a  worthy  salute  to  the  three  hundred 
thousand  men  and  women  of  the  United  States  Postal 
Service  who  keep  the  teeming  stream  of  mail  flowing  swiftly 
truly  endlessly.  Their  patient,  tireless  service  is  the  endur- 
ing keystone  set  ever  so  firmly  in  the  strong  arch  that  sup- 
ports the  commerce  of  a  mighty  nation 

This  is  not  1  assure  you  at  the  outset,  a  dramatic  tale 
about  one  of  those  bozos  who  fly  the  night  .^through 
almost  mcredible  obstacles.  Stuff  you  sometimes  ee  in  the 
mov.es.    No  sirree.     1,  is  the  adventure  of  T  plain   ordi 


The  author  stands  by  while  .  .  . 

Spring  rains,  breasting  blizzards  with  icicles  forming  on 
their  mustaches.  And  young  ones,  also,  who  come  home 
footsore  and  weary  from  the  ceaseless  grind  of  emptying 
their  leather  bags  three  and  four  times  a  day. 

Great  balls  of  fire,  what  a  life  those  babies  lead! 

And  when  1  think  of  what  they  go  through  year  in  and 
year  out  it  makes  me  proud  that  I  can  tell  a  story  of  one 
of  them  who  deserves  a  niche  in  the  Hall  of  Fame.  A 
story  of  faithful  service,  discipline  and  bravery.  Service 
of  a  kind  that  caused  Herodotus  to  compliment  the  Persians 
on  the  efficiency  of  their  messengers  during  the  war  between 
Cyrus  and  the  Greeks.  What  he  said  so  many  centuries 
ago  is  carven  over  the  main  entrance  of  the  general  post 
office  in  New  York.    It  reads: 

"Neither  snow  nor  rain  nor  heat  nor  gloom  of  night 
stays  these  couriers  from  the  swift  completion  of  their 
appointed  rounds." 

One  of  the  mailmen  who  knew  that  inscription  so  well 
he  could  say  it  backwards  was  Charles  R.  Heyler  of  32-86 
J5th  Street,  Long  Island  City.  And  he  believed  in  it.  For 
there  was  in  his  heart  the  spirit  that  is  shared  by  three 
hundred  thousand  others  who  make  the  postal  service  such 


Postmaster-General  Farley  rewards  the  hero  of  this  exciting  true  adventure 


an  enviable  organization.  Charlie  was  a  parcel  post  chauf- 
feur-carrier, which  means  he  rode  on  a  mail  wagon  deliver- 
ing parcels.  And  he  was  working  out  of  the  lremonr. 
Station  in  the  Bronx,  in  Greater  New  York. 

Well  sir,  late  on  the  morning  of  May  5,  1930,  Chart  e 
and  his  partner,  Herman  Gross,  were  hurrying  to  complete 
their  deliveries.  Hurrying  because  in  another  hour  tney 
were  due  to  check  in  at  the  sub-station  and  put  on  tne 
feed  bag.  They  were  driving  West  along  East  178th  btreer 
and  the  traffic  was  slowing  them  up. 

"If  this  traffic  gets  much  worse,"  Charlie  remarked,  we 
won't  be  able  to  get  the  mail  out  on  time." 

"You  keep  your  mind  pretty  much  on  your  work,  don 
you,  Charlie?"  was  his  partner's  comment. 

"Well,  if  peopre  write  letters  and  send  packages,  they 
want  them  delivered."  ,        t.   •_  dis. 

Pistol  shots  caused  those  two  mailmen  to  drop  tneir  u 
cussion  like  a  hot  potato.  ,  Pursu- 

Down  the  street  men  were  running  toward  them-  f 

jng.  policemen  were  firing  revolvers.    There  were  shouts 
"stickup"  and  "get  'em."  „.     ta,n  men 

With  their  mail  truck  braked  to  a  stop,  the  two  men 


"Now 


aboard  it  watched  the  chase  with  alert  eyes. 

"There  they  go,  three  of  'em!"  yelled  Herman 
there's  onlv  two.    Where'd  the  other  one  go?" 

"7  saw  him,"  said  Charlie.    "He  went  down  that  alley 

1  And  Charlie  jumped  down  and  went  after  him 

For  Charlie  saw  that  the  third  hold-up  man  had  eluded 
the  police  and  would  escape  if  something  wasn  t  done 
quickly  It  didn't  occur  to  Charhe  that  robbers  usually 
carry  guns     He  didn't  think  of  that  until  he  had  his  man 

b^kWnatyPaa8fo£inn  tTfor ?"    demanded    the    puffing 

Cr^Vhat  are  you  running  for?"  Charlie  shot  back. 
"None  'a  ya  business." 
"Oh,  yeah  ?"  .  ,  .  „ 

"Beat  it,  wise  guy,  while  the  goins  good. 

::wSy>o!:e.ohusyryrat,  stick  around  and   I'll  fill  you  so 

fU"l°do~n't  think  you're  going  to  shoot  anybody." 

Bxit  Charlie  didn't  feel  so  sure  {Continued  on  page  70) 


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mm 


7:30  a.m.  Her  day  starts 


Above,  any  day,  7:30  a.m. 
Our  Charm  Girls  are  both 
violinists — Jennie  Gat- 
owslce,  22,  left,  from 
Bridgeport,  Conn.,  and 
Lucrezia  Ave  I  la,  21,  of 
Bangor,  Me.  Jennie  has 
been  with  Spitalny  three 
years,     Lucrezia,     two. 


They  sleep  together  in  a 
two-and-a-half-room  apart- 
ment on  West  85th  Street, 
which  costs  themT  $55  per 
month,  unfurnished.  Be- 
low, a  drug-store  break- 
fast consists  of  orange 
juice,  milk  and  toast — 
quick    and    inexpensive. 


UNKNOWN  because  of  faulty  or  too  cheap  pub- 
licity are  many  unique  radio  organizations.  Not 
hidden,  but  publicized  far  and  wide  is  radio's  only 
sponsored  all-girl  band,  incorporated  as  "Hour  of 
Charm,"  heard  on  NBC  Monday  nights.  Phil  Spitalny, 
leader  of  these  thirty-two  girls,  four  years  ago  toured 
the  country  to  find  girls  who  would  prove  that  women 
can  be  musicians  at  a  profit.  "Hour  of  Charm,  Inc."  is 
now  a  famous,  wealthy  concern.  This  summer,  at  New 
York's  Paramount  Theater,  it  held  over  four  consecutive 
weeks,  breaking  all  existing  records,  and  proving  once 
and  for  all  that  a  girl  playing  the  tuba  is  still  a  girl 
and  worth  the  price  of  admission.  Since  the  band  is 
incorporated,  no  girl  receives  a  salary,  but  owns  a  num- 
ber of  shares  and  partakes  in  weekly  declared  dividends. 
On  these  pages  are  pictures  of  two  Charm  girls,  regular 
members  of  the  orchestra.  Three  years  ago,  they  were 
living  quiet  lives  in  quiet  New  England  towns.  The 
pictures  here  tell  the  story  of  what  a  girl  does  when  she 
leaves  home  to  be  a  Charm  girl.  Judge  for  yourself 
whether  life  is  better  at  home,  with  marriage  to  your 
sweetheart,  or  in  the  Hour  of  Charm  band  where  you 
promise  to  stay  single  and  get  fired  if  you  don't. 


Pictures  taken  especially  for 

Radio  Mirror  by  Atlantic  Publishers  Service 

Rehearsal  Is  at  eleven  in  the  Park  Central  Hotel, 
where  Spitalny  lives.  As  the  girls  emerge  from  the 
subway,  above,  they've  already  practiced  an  hour 
at  home,  and  will  now  rehearse  six  hours.  Spi- 
talny is  an  exacting  taskmaster,  realizing  that  an 
all-girl  band  must  be  perfect  to  gain  recognition. 


Jennie  (above  left)  has  played  the 
violin  since  she  was  ten,  Lucrezia  since 
she  was  eleven.  After  rehearsal,  they 
shop — Jennie's  wardrobe  is  27  dresses, 
Lucrezia's  22 — then  meet  their  dates 
for  dinner  at  the   Park  Central   Hotel. 


After-dinner  entertainment  is  simple — 
a  popular-priced  neighborhood  movie. 
Dates  are  few  because  the  girls  are  so 
often  on  the  road.  A  Charm  girl's  aver- 
age living  expense  is  $30  a  week,  not 
including  clothes.  They  all  save  money. 


I 


DID  ALICE  FAYE  AND  TONY  MARTIN 
QUARREL  ON  THEIR  WEDDING  EVE? 


«*» 


Rosalind  Russell  (above)  is  a 
newcomer  to  radio,  but  eager- 
ness to  learn  microphone  tech- 
nique, says  Fidler,  isn't  the 
reason  she  attends  all  rehear- 
sals  of  the   Packard    program. 


Left,  fun  at  Jimmy  Wellington's 
new  Santa  Monica  home:  Lyle  Tal- 
bot, Glenda  Farrell,  Margot  Gra- 
hame,  Jimmy,  Mrs.  Jimmy.  Below, 
left,  not  -the  picture  Adolprie 
Menjou     wants     suppressed. 


BEHIND  THE 

By 
JIMMIE    FIDLER 


BEST  laugh  of  the  month  was  af- 
forded at  Bergen's  cocktail 
party  where  Charlie  McCarthy 
appeared  in  cowboy  outfit,  with  fancy- 
trimmed  chaps.  After  the  usual  flurry 
of  photo-snapping,  Charlie  was  left  de- 
serted near  the  swimming  pool.  One 
of  the  girl  guests  approached  the  dum- 
my in  an  investigating  spirit,  admired 
the  costume  and  then,  to  see  how  soft 
the  chaps  were,  ran  her  hand  down 
Charlie's  leg.  Like  a  bolt  from  the 
blue    came.  Charlie's    remark:    "Why, 

26 


Frances,  what  if  I  were  to  do  that  to 
you?"  .  .  .  Bergen,  the  sly  one,  just 
smiled,  but  everyone  else  nearly  died 
of  laugh-convulsions. 


|(EITH  FOWLER  was  flown  from 
New  York  to  handle  the  material 
for  W.  C.  Fields  on  the  famous  Sunday 
variety  show  which  boasts  of  Nelson 
Eddy,  Bergen  and  McCarthy,  Don 
Ameche,  etc.  It's  about  time  somebody 
improved  Bill's  material.  He's  been 
dropping  in  my  personal  popularity 
rating  ever  since  he  set  radio  on  its  ear 
with  that  smashing  first  program. 
*     *     * 

pAT  WEAVER  is  brother  of  a  local 
newspaper's  fashion  expert  (but  you 
don't  care  about  that)  .  .  .  He's  also 
supervisor  of  the  Packard  show  which 
stars  Lanny  Ross,  Florence  George. 
Charlie  Butterworth  and  Raymond 
Paige's  Orchestra  (but  you  don't  care 
too  much  about  that)   .  .  .   He's  also 


the    reason    Rosalind    Russell    attends 
every  rehearsal.     (Do  you  care  about 

that?) 

*  *     * 

QEANNA  DURBIN  has  been  appar- 
ently subdued  by  several  verbal 
spankings  administered  by  yours  truly 
(for  one)  and  the  change  is  becoming 
to  her.  At  least,  she  showed  surprising 
(for  her)  courtesy  to  an  interview- 
seeker  the  other  day  at  the  rehearsal 

studio. 

*  *     * 

A  DOLPHE  MENJOU  wants  to  su- 
^^  press  a  certain  camera  shot.  He 
was  entertaining  the  Hollywood  Hotel 
troupe  with  a  cigarette  trick  when  he 
dropped  the  coffin-nail.  In  stooping 
over  to  retrieve  it,  the  camera  clicked. 
So  Menjou  shoots  snipes,  does  he? 

*  *     * 

I^IAYBE  it  matters,  but   I  doubt  it. 

Anyhow,  Pinky  Tomlin  christened 

both  his  auto  and  his  ranch  (both  new) 


WHERE  DID  JOLSON  GO  WHEN  HE  EX- 
CUSED HIMSELF  FROM  HIS  OWN  PARTY? 


Don  Ameche,  who  wouldn't  tell 
anyone  where  he  was  going  on 
his  vacation,  gives  the  nutty 
Ritz  Brothers  a  vocal  les- 
son. Need  we  point  out  that 
Don  is  the  one  in  the  tuxedo? 


Right,  a  historic  shot  of  four 
singing  stars  together:  Gladys 
Swarthout,  Jeanette  MacDon- 
ald,  Lily  Pons  and  Grace  Moore. 
Below,  right,  Hal  Kemp  beams 
at  Alice  Faye's  bridal  expression. 


HOLLYWOOD 


"The  Love  Bug." 

*  *    * 

COR  some  time  now,  Eddie  Cantor 
has  been  nervous  and  jittery  be- 
cause of  the  fatal  accident  that  occurred 
when  a  platform  on  his  movie  set  fell. 
It  was  rigged  up  as  the  "magic  carpet" 
and  something  slipped.  Cantor  is  tak- 
ing  the  whole  accident  extremely   to 

heart. 

*  *    * 

OPEN  LETTER  TO  AL  JOLSON:    Not 

long  ago  a  big  fuss  and  formal 
opening  marked  your  return  to  the  air- 
ways. Though  the  number  of  celebri- 
ties who  attended  were  not  as  numer- 
ous as  you'd  hoped  for,  still  it  was  a 
large  affair.  Even  the  Spanish  War 
Veterans  were  there.  And  after  the 
broadcast  you  invited  lots  of  people 
to  be  your  guests  at  a  dinner  given  in 
Clara  Bow's  new  nightery,  "The  It 
Cafe."  You  were  the  host,  Al,  and  yet 
you  rushed  out  without  sampling  the 


UKCENSORED,  UNADORNED— 
A   DARING   REPORTER'S    NEWS 


victuals  and  viands,  on  the  excuse  that 
you  had  to  visit  the  hospital.  All  of 
which  would  have  been  okay  except 
that  too  many  people  saw  you  taking 
in  the  fights  not  so  very  many  minutes 
after  your  exit  from  the  dinner-party. 
To  paraphrase  an  old  song,  "Was  that 
the  diplomatic  thing  to  do?"  Yours 
for  less  selfishness— when  you're  host- 
ing. J.  M.  F. 


klAYBE  I'm  wrong  '(and  it  could 
be)  but  it  looks  like  Fidler  has 
turned  Cupid.  It  was  erroneously  re- 
ported around  town  that  Virginia  Ver- 
rill  and  Sandy  Cummings  were  "that- 
way."  I  denied  the  report  and  those 
two  nice  kids  read  it,  evidently  got  an 
idea,  and  now  they  go  here,  there,  and 
everywhere  together. 


BATON EER  Meredith  Willson  con- 

tinued    to    commute    between    San 

Francisco  and  Los  Angeles  but  his  wife 


got  a  taste  of  our  lovely  "unusual" 
weather  down  here  in  Southern  Califor- 
nia— and  she's  establishing  the  Willson 
menage  here.  (Chamber  of  Commerce, 
please  note!) 

*     *     * 

£LEVEREST  of  the  year's  sketches 
are  those  presented  by  negro  comics 
Eddie  Green  and  Hattie  MacDaniel. 
You  should  see  these  two  very  funny 
people  doing  their  stuff — in  costume.  I 
eyed  their  burlesk  on  "Sampson  and 
Delilah"  (in  full  Egyptian  regalia)  and 

21 


Right,  Sandra,  young  daughter  of  George 
Burns  and  Gracie  Allen,  in  her  favorite 
pose.  George  claims  Sandra  is  going  to  be 
Eleanor  Holm  and  Gertrude  Ederle  rolled 
into  one  when  she  grows  up.  Meanwhile, 
younger  brother   Ronnie  uses  water  wings. 


Nelson  Eddy,  below,  has  finally  solved 
the  problem  of  how  to  get  away  from  his 
Chase  &  Sanborn  Sunday-night  broadcast 
without  being  mobbed  by  a  horde  of  ador- 
ing feminine  fans.  Strongarm  men,  re- 
ports    Fidler,     do     the    trick    very    well. 


I'm  not  over  it  yet.     Seems  a  shame 
somebody  doesn't  hurry  television  along 
so  you  could  enjoy  it,  too. 
i     *    *    * 

J^JARLYN  STEWART,  the  pretty 
blonde  with  less  to  do  in  radio 
than  nearly  anyone  else,  now  has  ambi- 
tions to  become  a  coloratura  and  is 
arranging  for  lessons.  Haven't  heard 
her  voice  on  anything  but  that  Ken 
Murray  greeting  (now  off  the  air) 
"Mama,  here's  that  Campbell  man 
again." 

*  *     * 

TIZZIE  LISH  (without  benefit  of 
costume)  looks  surprisingly  like  Bill 
Bacher,  whilom  producer  of  Hollywood 
Hotel,  who  made  radio  pay  in  four 
figures  weekly.  Tizzie  is  the  cooking 
expert  (?)  on  the  Al  Pearce  show.  I've 
always  resented  her  exit  trick  of  drop- 
ping panties  or  step-ins  (I  suppose 
that's  what  it  is)  as  she  trips  off  stage 
to  the  huge  delight  of  the  visual  audi- 
ence and  the  disgust  of  the  listeners 

who  feel  robbed. 

*  *    * 

C  PEAKING  of  the  Al  Pearce  show, 
might  be  interesting  to  know  that 
Arlene  Harris,  the  human  chatterbox, 
really  talks  faster  than  she  can  read 
and  so,  unlike  many  a  radiactress,  has 
to  memorize  her  stint. 

*  *     * 

I  N  this  crazy  city  of  wild-eyed  rum- 
ors the  other  week,  the  story  was 
going  round  and  round  that  George 
Jessel  has  signed  with  Mutual  Broad- 
casting Company.  It  even  appeared 
in  the  trade  papers.  So  Jessel  phoned 
Mutual  and  learned,  to  his  amazement, 
that  Jessel  was  to  appear  on  a  forth- 
coming Mutual  show.  Whereupon  the 
(Continued  on  page  79) 


WORDS  WITH  WINGS 


FROM  THE  RICH  VEIN  OF  RADIO'S  MINE 
OF  WORDS  COME  THESE  GOLDEN  NUGGETS 
OF  KNOWLEDGE,  PHILOSOPHY  AND  HUMOR 


Charming  Pollock,  playwright  and 
novelist:  "Marriage  is  really 
only  friendship  set  to   music." 


IT'S  my  observation  that  the  man  or  woman  who  can't  be  happy  with 
one  partner  usually  fails  to  be  happier  with  half  a  dozen.  Marriage 
jokes  and  silly  solemn  pronouncements  have  a  good  deal  to  do  with 
matrimonial  smash-ups.  We  read  them  and  go  into  marriage  as  we  go 
into  a  theater,  looking  around  for  the  nearest  exit.  The  things  that  make 
lasting  marriages  are  the  things  that  make  lasting  friendships,  mutual 
respect  and  esteem;  mutual  consideration  and  responsibility;  square-deal- 
ing; community  of  interest;  companionship.  Marriage  is  really  only 
friendship  set  to  music. 

It's  a  grand  idea  in  marriage  to  stop,  look  and  listen.  The  world  runs 
on  sentiment,  only  we're  ashamed  to  admit  it.  Never  mind  what  the 
jokers  say  about  marriage,  or  the  pundits  write.  It'll  take  more  than 
Reno  and  the  smart-alecs  to  make  love  unpopular. 

— Channing  Pollock,  famous  novelist  and  playwright,  on  the  Heinz 
Magazine  of  the  Air,  CBS. 


PSYCHOLOGY  and  Public  Speaking  are  two  valuable  aides  for  the 
senior  classman   at   college  who  is  preparing  for   his  future   in   the 
business  world.    Psychology  gives  the  ability  to  evaluate  human  nature 
properly.  .  .  .  Public  speaking  gives  poise  and  articulateness. 

It  is  advisable  for  a  young  man  to  learn  how  to  become  a  good  mixer 
and  make  friends  easily.  This  is  a  natural  gift  with  some  men,  while 
others  find  it  difficult  to  overcome  their  innate  shyness.  In  later  years 
contacts  assume  great  importance.  Those  who  are  inclined  to  be  too 
reserved  should  work  hardest  now  and  acquire  that  invaluable  faculty 
for  making  wide  friendships. 

While  in  college,  a  man  or  woman  should  devote  thought  and  energy 
toward  perfecting  himself  as  an  individual  as  well  as  in  his  studies.  If  he 
does  a  good  job  of  this,  the  employment  problem  will  take  care  of  itself. 

— Loire  Brophy,  leading  employment  counselor,  on  the 
Heinz    Magazine  of   the   Air,   CBS. 


Loire  Brophy,  employment  coun- 
selor: "Learn  how  to  become  a  good 
mixer    and    make    friends    easily." 


Carl  Carmer,  writer:  "Some  of  the 
finest  houses  in  West  Virginia 
are  made  from  watermelon  seeds." 


IN  the  high  West  Virginia  mountains  is  the  lumber  camp  of  Tony 
Beaver.  Tony  had  a  yoke  of  oxen  that  could  pull  almost  anything 
into  the  middle  of  next  week.  Each  ox  had  a  pair  of  horns  with  so 
much  spread  that  it  would  take  a  jay  bird  six  years  to  fly  from  the  tip  of  one 
horn  to  the  tip  of  the  other.  Tony  never  found  anything  his  oxen  couldn't 
pull  to  market  except  one  of  his  watermelons — so  big  that  even  the  smallest 
one  wouldn't  fit  into  the  biggest  wagon.  So  Tony  wound  a  little  one  with 
ropes  and  spliced  the  ropes  to  the  ox  harness.  The  oxen  got  the  melon 
started  all  right,  but  when  they  got  near  the  Eel  River  the  braces  broke 
and  the  melon  rolled  right  down  into  the  river  and  hit  bottom  so  hard  it 
busted.  Tony  and  his  gang  of  lumberjacks  jumped  onto  the  seeds  as  they 
came  to  the  surface  and  began  spinning  the  seeds  with  their  feet,  and 
they  put  on  the  biggest  drive  ever  seen  on  Eel  River.  When  they  got 
down  to  the  sawmill  dam  they  sold  their  drive  as  peeled  logs  and  some 
of  the  finest  houses  in  West  Virginia  are  made  out  of  planks  from  those 
very   watermelon   seeds. 

— Carl  Carmer,  in  Your  Neck  O  the  Woods,  CBS. 

(Continued  on  page  90) 

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Read  the  month's  big 
laugh  riot,  with  that 
Raye  of  light,  Marth 


PARKYAKARKUS    IN    AN 


EASY    CHAIR    WITH    AL 


AND  MARTHA  AND  TRY 


TO  STOP  LAUGHING 


ONCE  again  Radio  Mirror  presents 
a  comedy  Readio-broadcast.  Star- 
ring Al  Jolson,  Martha  Raye,  and 
Parkyakarkus,  assisted  by  Tiny  Ruffner, 
and  based  on  material  from  their  radio 
scripts,  it  makes  it  possible  for  you  to 
"listen  in"  on  these  masters  oj  comedy 
whenever  you,  like.  You  wont  want  to 
miss  their  regular  broadcast  at  8:30, 
Eastern  Standard  Time,  Tuesday  nights 
— but  neither  will  you  want  to  miss  this 
special  program  brought  to  your  own 
easy-chair. 

Just  imagine  your  radio  set  is  tuned 
in — there's  a  gay  burst  of  music — and 
then  the  voice  of  Al  Jolson  himself  as  he 
opens  the  program: 

Al:  Good  evening,  everybody!  You 
know,  folks,  besides  being  the  Mayor  of 
Encino  I've  got  a  lot  of  other  duties. 
It's  not  an  easy  job  keeping  all  the  film 
people  happy,  and  especially  their  young- 
sters. When  it  comes  to  education,  we 
really  do  things  right  in  Encino.  The 
school  children  don't  read  books  at  all — 


RADIO  MIRROR'S 

OWN 

READIO-BROADCAST 


Parkyakarlcus  and  Al 
Jolson  add  to  this 
feature's    merriment. 


everything  is  shown  them  in  pictures.  For 
example,  my  little  boy— I  said  boy,  Can- 
tor—went into  the  first  grade  yesterday 
and  the  first  lesson  they  gave  him  was 
history.  Of  course  they  didn't  give  him 
a  book— they  showed  him  the  movie  of 
"Anthony  Adverse."  By  the  time  the 
picture  was  finished  my  little  boy  was 
in  the  third  grade.  Can  you  imagine 
what  will  happen  when  they  show  him 
"Gone  With  the  Wind?" 

Tiny  Ruffner:  Al!  Do  you  know 
what  I've  just  discovered? 

Al:  What,  Tiny? 

Tiny:  (In  a  very  excited  voice)  Ladies 
and  gentlemen,  you've  listened  to  Romeo 
making  love  to  Juliet,  you've  watched 
Bill  Powell  wooing  Myrna  Loy,  you've 
read  of  Paolo  and  Francesca — but  you 
ain't  seen  nothing  yet!  Right  here  in 
the  studio  I've  discovered  that  the  great- 
est love  affair  of  all  has  been  going  on 
— right  under  our  noses  and  we  never 
knew  it.  But  tonight  everybody's  going 
to  be  let  in  on  (Continued  on  page 12) 


B  y 
CHARLES      MARTIN 


Suddenly  Eva  screamed.  The  faint  light  of 
the  stars  had  gleamed  on  the  steel  blade 
Tom  held.    Then  she  heard  a  choking  gasp. 


Editor's  Note:  This  is  the  second  in  this  series  of  broad- 
casts presented  in  fiction  form  winch  are  based  on  Thrill 
of  the  Week,  the  highlight  of  each  Tuesday  night  Philip, 
Morris  program  over  the  NBC-Red  network.  Written  and 
directed  on  the  air  by  Charles  Martin,  Thrill  of  the  Week, 
in  the  opinion  of  the  editor,  deserves  the  permanent  record 
of  the  printed  page. 

THOMAS    CARMAN    was    working    unusually    late    in 
his  office.     The  president  of  a  large  western   canning 
company    doesn't    often    make    a    speech    before    the 
Prison   Reform   Society,  and  when  he  does,  probably  the 
Prison  Reform  Society  doesn't  expect  him  to  say  anything 

32 


worth  remembering.  But  Thomas  Carman  was  a  man 
who  preferred,  when  he  did  anything,  to  do  it  well  or  not 
at  all,  so  this  afternoon  he  had  ordered  his  secretary  to 
get  in  several  books  on  the  subject,  a  handful  of  current- 
events  magazines,  and  all  the  different  newspapers  she  could 
lay  hands  on. 

He'd  already  gone  methodically  through  the  books  and 
magazines,  making  notes  as  he  did  so,  and  was  now  look- 
ing over  the  papers.  Heavy-set,  stolid,  with  a  pale  wide 
face  and  a  neatly  clipped  white  mustache,  he  was  a  picture 
of  the  typical,  respectable  and  self-respecting  business  man 
as  he  sat  at  his  desk  over  the  sheet  of  newsprint.  By  this 
time,  he  knew  exactly  what  he  was  looking  for;  the  report 


ILLUSTRATED    By 
OREN  R.  WAGGENER 


of  a  concrete  case  of  prison  brutality.  Probably,  he  knew, 
he  wouldn't  find  it,  but  the  papers  sometimes  published 
such  things,  and  one  would  give  his  speech  the  added  point 
it  needed. 

Suddenly  he  leaned  forward  in  interest.  Judging  from 
the  headline,  here  was  the  very  thing. 

"LIFER  ACCUSES  GUARDS  OF  BRUTALITY. 

"DALLAS,  Texas — A  Texas  ranch  owner,  serving  a  life 
term  in  the  prison  here,,  today  accused  his  guards  of  mis- 
treating and  beating  him.  Doctors,  visiting  the  man  in 
the  prison  hospital,  said  that  he  may  die  of  his  injuries. 

"The  prisoner,  William  C.  Turner  .  .  ." 

Thomas  Carman's  hand,  where  it  held  the  paper,  began 


THE    DRAMATIC    BROAD- 


CAST STORY  OF  A  MAN 


DOOMED  TO  DEATH  FOR 


THE  MURDER  OF  SOME- 
ONE WHO  STILL  LIVED 


to  shake;  he  read  the  line  once  more. 
His  lips  soundlessly  formed  the  words, 
"Bill  Turner  .  .  .  Bill  Turner  .  .  ."  over 
and  over  again.  -It  couldn't  be  the  Bill 
Turner  he  had  known,  so  long  ago! 

Quickly  he  read  the  remainder  of  the 
brief  report,  down  to  the  last  line  of 
all.  Then,  his  eyes  staring  in  horrified 
amazement  straight  before  him,  he  leaned 
back  in  his  chair,  pressing  his  trembling 
hand  against  his  cheek,  watching  the 
peace  of  his  life  for  the  last  twenty-two 
years  crumble  into  chaos. 

Because  there  it  was,  right  there  in 
the  paper: 

"Turner  was  convicted  in  1914  of  the 
murder  of  Thomas  Carman,  Texas 
rancher." 


W! 


HEN  they  were  growing  up  to- 
gether in  that  small  Texas  town, 
Tom  Carman  used  to  call  Bill  Turner 
"Fuzzy."  It  was  a  nickname  that  seemed 
to  fit,  somehow.  Small  and  inoffensive, 
with  a  shock  of  silky  straw-colored  hair, 
he  was  the  sort  of  boy  you'd  give  a  faint- 
ly derisive  nickname  to.  Not  that  there 
was  ever  any  harm  in  Fuzzy  Turner. 
He  just  wasn't  very  bright. 

For  instance,  he  had  a  passion  for  grapes.  Once,  when 
he  was  a  kid,  he'd  been  caught  stealing  some.  He  loved 
to  see  them  hanging  in  rich,  fat  clusters  from  their  stems, 
their  smooth  skins  dusted  with  purple  or  green.  As  he 
grew  older  he  used  to  tell  Tom  that  the  grapes  were  full 
of  the  earth's  blood. 

Well,  it  was  a  harmless  enough  delusion,  and  Fuzzy  grew 
up  to  be  a  good  worker.  He  had  a  way  with  animals,  he 
understood  them,  and  when  Tom  became  a  man,  married 
a  girl  from  the  North,  and  decided  to  go  into  the  cattle 
business,  he  asked  Fuzzy  to  join  him  in  the  venture. 
"We're  startin'  small,"  he  told  (Continued  on  page  53) 

33 


CHARLES      MARTIN 

Editor's  Note:  This  is  the  second  in  this  series  of  broad- 
casts presented  m  fiction  form  which  are  based  on  Thrill 
of  the  Week,  the  highlight  of  each  Tuesday  night  Philip 
Morns  program  over  the  NBC-Red  network.  Written  and 
directed  on  the  air  by  Charles  Martin.  Thrill  of  the  Week 

^f  *  VZ  1£  "**'  deSeWeS  *  »~«<  ^d 

THOMAS   CARMAN    was   working   unusually   late   in 
his  office.     The  president  of  a  large  western  canning 
company    doesn't    often    make    a    speech    before     he 
Prison  Reform  Society,  and  when  he  does    probably    ^ 
Pnson  Reform  Society  doesn't  expect  him    0    a"  ty\h  n 


Suddenly  Eva  screamed.  The  faint  light  of 
the  stars  had  gleamed  on  the  steel  blade 
Tom  held.    Then  she  heard  a  choking  gasp. 

worth  remembering.  But  Thomas  Carman  was  a  man 
who  preferred,  when  he  did  anything,  to  do  it  well  or  not 
at  all,  so  this  afternoon  he  had  ordered  his  secretary  to 
get  in  several  books  on  the  subject,  a  handful  of  current- 
events  magazines,  and  all  the  different  newspapers  she  could 
lay  hands  on.  y 

He'd  already  gone  methodically  through  the  books  and 
magazines  making  notes  as  he  did  so,  and  was  now  look- 
fare  3  Pf  6rf-  Heavy-set-  stolid,  with  a  pale  wide 
face  and  a  neatly  clipped  white  mustache,  he  was  a  picture 

a  he  <??['•  rejP^ctable  ™d  self-respecting  business  man 
t?me  S  L  ^  °Ver  the  sheet  of  newsprint.    By  this 

time,  he  knew  exactly  what  he  was  looking  for;  the  report 


ILLUSTRATED    By 
OREN  R.  WAGGENER 

of  a  concrete  case  of  prison  brutality.  Probably,  he  knew, 
he  wouldn't  find  it,  but  the  papers  sometimes  Publl!,n.e(J 
such  things,  and  one  would  give  his  speech  the  added  point 
it  needed. 

Suddenly  he  leaned  forward  in  interest.  Judging  from 
the  headline,  here  was  the  very  thing. 

"LIFER  ACCUSES  GUARDS  OF  BRUTALITY. 

"DALLAS,  Texas— A  Texas  ranch  owner,  serving  a  lire 
term  in  the  prison  here,,  today  accused  his  guards  ot  mis- 
treating and  beating  him.  Doctors,  visiting  the  man  in 
the  prison  hospital,  said  that  he  may  die  of  his  injuries. 

"The  prisoner,  William  C.  Turner  ..." 

Thomas  Carman's  hand,  where  it  held  the  paper,  began 


THE  DRAMATIC  BROAD- 
CAST STORY  OF  A  MAN 
DOOMED  TO  DEATH  FOR 
THE  MURDER  OF  SOME- 
ONE WHO  STILL  LIVED 


to  shake;  he  read  the  line  once  more. 
His  lips  .soundlessly  formed  the  words, 
"Bill  Turner  .  .  .  Bill  Turner  .  .  ."  over 
and  over  again.  It  couldn't  be  the  Bill 
Turner  he  had  known,  so  long  ago! 

Quickly  he  read  the  remainder  of  the 
brief  report,  down  to  the  last  line  of 
all.  Then,  his  eyes  staring  in  horrified 
amazement  straight  before  him,  he  leaned 
back  in  his  chair,  pressing  his  trembling 
hand  against  his  cheek,  watching  the 
peace  of  his  life  for  the  last  twenty-two 
years  crumble  into  chaos. 

Because  there  it  was,  right  there  in 
the  paper: 

"Turner  was  convicted  in  1914  of  the 
murder  of  Thomas  Carman,  Texas 
rancher." 


fHEN  they  were  growing  up  to- 
.  gether  in  that  small  Texas  town, 
Tom  Carman  used  to  call  Bill  Turner 
"Fuzzy."  It  was  a  nickname  that  seemed 
to  fit,  somehow.  Small  and  inoffensive, 
with  a  shock  of  silky  straw-colored  hair, 
he  was  the  sort  of  boy  you'd  give  a  faint- 
ly derisive  nickname  to.  Not  that  there 
was  ever  any  harm  in  Fuzzy  Turner. 
He  just  wasn't  very  bright. 

For  instance,  he  had  a  passion  for  grapes.  Once,  when 
he  was  a  kid,  he'd  been  caught  stealing  some.  He  loved 
to  see  them  hanging  in  rich,  fat  clusters  from  their  stems, 
their  smooth  skins  dusted  with  purple  or  green.  As  he 
grew  older  he  used  to  tell  Tom  that  the  grapes  were  full 
of  the  earth's  blood. 

Well  it  was  a  harmless  enough  delusion,  and  Fuzzy  grew 
ud  to  be  a  good  worker.  He  had  a  way  with  animals,  he 
understood  them,  and  when  Tom  became  a  man  married 
a  sirl  from  the  North,  and  decided  to  go  into  the  cattle 
business,  he  asked  Fuzzy  to  join  him  in  the  venture. 
••We're  startin'  small,"  he  told  (Continued  on  page  93) 


Betty  Grable,  above,  besides  being  the 
fiancee  of  Jackie  Coogan,  is  one  of  ra- 
dio's and  the  movies'  stars  of  tomorrow. 
You  hear  her  on  CBS'  Saturday  night  Song 
Time  show,  and  soon  you'll  see  her  play- 
ing a  leading  part  in  Paramount's  "This 
Way,  Please."  Born  in  St.  Louis,  she  grew 
up  in  Hollywood  and  was  a  child  dancer. 

To  Rudy  Vallee — a  low  bow  for  discover- 
ing Tommy  Riggs,  above  right.  Tommy  and 
his  two  voices  appear  on  Rudy's  program 
as  himself  and  the  mythical  little  girl, 
Betty  Lou.  Tommy's  no  stranger  to  radio, 
but  it  took  Rudy  to  recognize  his  talent. 
Born  in  Pittsburgh,  he  once  played  Uncle 
Tom  in  the  Uncle  Tom  and  Betty  programs. 

Following  in;  Don  Ameche's  footsteps,  Les 
Tremayne,  right,  plays  the  romantic  leads 
in  the  weekly  First  Nighter  programs.  Les 
was  born  in  London,  but  has  lived  nearly 
all  his  life  on  this  side  of  the  Atlantic. 
Coming  from  a  theatrical  family,  he's  been 
an  actor,  stage-hand,  director,  dancer, 
singer  and  carnival  barker.  He's  unmarried. 

34 


PERSONALITY 


You  remember  Ben  Alexander,  left,  as  a 
child  star  when  the  movies  really  were 
in  their  infancy.  He's  twenty-six  now, 
and  a  radio  commentator  on  his  own  pro- 
gram Wednesday  afternoon  on  NBC's  Red 
network.  Recently  he  was  in  "Shall  We 
Dance?"  with  Fred  Astaire.  Bob  Burns 
and  Lew  Ayres  are  his  two  best  friends. 

Kitty  Carlisle  (left  below)  whose  per- 
sonality and  voice  adorn  the  Song  Shop 
on  CBS  Friday  nights,  got  her  first  name 
because  there  were  fifteen  Catherines 
in  her  New  Orleans  school  and  somebody 
was  bound  to  be  called  Kitty.  She  was 
brought  up  in  Europe  and  has  starred  in 
Broadway  musical  comedies  and  movies. 

When  the  Broadway  play  in  which  she 
had  rehearsed  for  three  weeks  closed 
after  a  run  of  four  days,  Frances  Carlon 
(below)  decided  the  theater  was  no 
place  for  her.  Now  she's  the  English 
Eileen  Moran  in  the  Today's  Children 
serial,  and  glad  to  be  on  the  air.  She's 
twenty-three  and  has  been  in  the  movies. 


Guess  what  Gertrude 
Berg  is  planning  for 
young  Bobby  Breen? 


PRESIDENT  Jack  Oakie  of  Oakie-Dokey  College  has  a 
new  examination  on  his  schedule.    Officials  of  Kingston, 
Jamaica,    British    West    Indies, 
have  selected  him  to  act  as  remote 

control    judge    of    a    "photographic       EXTRA!     EXTRA!     SHOW 
beauty  contest." 

BOAT  LEAVES  THE  AIR—- 

CTRICTLY    temperance   was    the 
launching  of   Jeanette   MacDon- 
ald's  Open  House  series  on  CBS.  Not       READ    ALL    ABOUT     IT! 

a  champagne   bottle   in  sight.   Jea- 

nette's  favorite  food  drink  is  chicken 

broth  made  from  a  recipe  given  to  her  by  Louis  B.  Mayer; 

and  for  the  afternoon  rehearsal  on  the  opening  day  of  the 


His  bride  knows  why 
Andy  is  making  those 
guest  appearances. 


show,  she  brought  along  a  whole  basketful  of  broth-filled 
thermos   bottles  and   treated  herself  and  the  rest  of  the 

people  on  the  program. 


WONDER  if  Charlie  McCarthy 
ever  gets  lonely  in  the  special 
bedroom  he  occupies  in  Edgar  Ber- 
gen's Hollywood  home?  Oh  sure, 
the  bedroom  has  its  own  clothes- 
closet,  too. 

*     *     * 

^ONT  say  we  told  you,  but  the 
reason  Victor  Kolar  isn't  direct- 


ing any  of  the  Sunday-night  symphony  concerts  for  Ford 
this  year  is  that  too  many  guest  (Continued  on  page  86) 

37 


By      DON      BECKER 


i 


FICTIONIZED       By 
HOPE      HALE 


ILLUSTRATED       BY 
RAYMOND      SISLEY 


BEGIN  THIS  RADIO  DRAMA  OF 


A  BEAUTIFUL  WOMAN  WHO  WIL- 


LINGLY BECAME  THE  TOWN  OUT- 


CAST FOR  A  LOVE  SHE'D   LOST 


Here's  the  heroine, 
Mary,  in  The  Life  of 
Mary  Sothern,  heard 
on  the  CBS  network 
at  5:15  P.M.,  Mon- 
day through  Friday. 

33 


Editor's  Note:  When  such  radio-minded  towns  as 
Cincinnati  and  Chicago  vote  a  program  the  most 
popular  of  all  day-time  broadcasts,  it  deserves  more 
than  local  audiences.  The  Life  of  Mary  Sothern, 
written  and  directed  by  Don  Becker,  is  receiving  that 
recognition  this  fall  after  three  years  on  WLW  and 
WGhl — on  October  4th,  it  was  introduced  on  the  CBS 
network  sponsored  by  Lehn  &  Fink.  For  all  who  have 
just  begun  to  follow  this  program  and  for  all  who  are 
seeking  a  corking  good  yarn,  here  is  the  complete  story 
— in  two  parts. 


MARY."       The  man   behind   the  great   carved 
desk  smiled.    "You  couldn't  do  that  to  me." 
"To  you?"  The  girl  came  to  attention, 
up  out  of  the  deep  white  chair.    White  silk  outlined 


her  firmly  modeled,  vibrant  figure.  "Not 
to  you.  Oh,  Paul,  no.  I,t's  just — I  feel  I  have 
to  go— " 

Searching  for  words  to  express  this  curious 
driving  force  within  her,  Mary's  thoughts 
milled  in  her  mind. 

This  was  the  great  Paul  Cranshaw.  It  was  his  word 
that  told  vast  millions  what  motion  pictures  they  could 
see.  Yet  she  could  call  him  Paul.  She,  Mary  Sothern, 
whose  whole  world  had  been  against  her  three  short  years 
ago,  could  sit  across  this  man's  desk  and  look  at  a  contract 
on  which  were  typed  six  round  figures  for  her  next  year's 
work,  and  she  could  turn  away  again  and  never  lift  a 
finger  to  the  pen.    What  was  the  matter  with  her? 

"All  right,"  Cranshaw  said  quietly.  "Go  someplace. 
Palm   Springs.     Caliente.     Any   place.     Take   a   vacation. 


Mary  fell  back 
against  the  wall — 
blood  was  stream- 
ing from  his  hand. 
Could  she  escape? 


You'll  feel  different  when  you  get  a  rest — " 
The  girl's  head  turned  swiftly.  A  bar  of 
sunshine  from  the  Venetian  blind  caught  in 
her  hair,  made  a  dazzling  highlight  in  the 
room.  "Oh,  no.  No,  Paul.  That's  not  it.  It's 
not  a  vacation  I  need.  All  this — ■"  Her  hand, 
smooth,  strong,  live,  beckoned  the  dark  wood  panels,  the 
chromium,  the  mirrors,  the  pigskin  and  ebony,  even  the 
sun  outside  on  red  and  orange  and  yellow  flowers,  she  caught 
it  all  into  the  picture  with  a  gesture  that  was  art.  "All 
this  has  been  vacation  to  me.     I  must  go — home." 

Cranshaw's  voice  seemed  even  quieter  when  he  spoke. 
"That  would  be  a  laugh  to  the  people  who  worked  with 
you  on  'Sandra  Allen.'  Calling  it  a  vacation.  But  I  think 
I  understand,  Mary.  I  know  what  homesickness  is.  But 
Mary — in  your  case,  where  is     {Continued  on  page  54) 

39 


By      DON      BECKER 


FICTIONIZED      By 
HOPE     HALE 


ILLUSTRATED      BY 
RAYMOND      SISLEY 


BEGIN  THIS  RADIO  DRAMA  OF 
A  BEAUTIFUL  WOMAN  WHO  WIL- 


LINGLY BECAME  THE  TOWN  OUT- 


CAST FOR  A  LOVE  SHE'D  LOST 


LIFE  OF 


Here's  the  heroine, 
Mary,  in  The  Life  of 
Mary  Sothern,  heard 
on  the  CBS  network 
at  5:15  P.M.,  Mon- 
day through  Friday. 


Editors  Note:  When  such  radio-minded  towns  as 
Cincinnati  and  Chicago  vote  a  program  the  most 
popular  of  all  day-time  broadcasts,  it  deserves  more 
than  local  audiences.  The  Life  of  Mary  Sothern, 
■written  and  directed  by  Don  Becker,  is  receiving  that 
"cognition  this  fall  after  three  years  on  WLW  and 
WGN-on  October  4th,  it  was  introduced  on  the  CBS 
network  sponsored  by  Lehn  &■  Fink.  For  all  who  have 
lust  begun  to  follow  tins  program  and  for  all  who  are 
seeking  a  corking  good  yarn,  here  is  the  complete  story 
—m  two  parts.  y 


arved 


MARY.        The  man   behind  the  great  car. 
desk  smiled.    "You  couldn't  do  that  to  me.' 
To  you?"  The  girl  came  to  attention, 
up  out  of  the  deep  white  chair.    White  silk  outlined 


her  firmly  modeled,  vibrant  figure.  "Not 
to  you.  Oh,  Paul,  no.  It's  just— I  feel  I  have 
to  go — " 

Searching  for  words  to  express  this  curious 
driving  force  within  her,  Mary's  thoughts 
milled  in  her  mind.  , .  . 

This  was  the  great  Paul  Cranshaw.  It  was  his  word 
that  told  vast  millions  what  motion  pictures  they  couiq 
see.  Yet  she  could  call  him  Paul.  She,  Mary  Sothern, 
whose  whole  world  had  been  against  her  three  short  years 
ago.  could  sit  across  this  man's  desk  and  look  at  a  contract 
on  which  were  typed  six  round  figures  for  her  next  years 
work,  and  she  could  turn  away  again  and  never  litt  a 
linger  to  the  pen.    What  was  the  matter  with  her? 

II    right,"    Cranshaw    said    quietly.      "Go'  somep  ace. 
Palm   Springs.     Caliente.     Any   place.     Take  a   vacation. 


Mary  fell  back 
against  the  wall — 
blood  was  stream- 
ing from  his  hand. 
Could  she  escape? 


You'll  feel  different  when  you  get  a  rest—" 
The  girl's  head  turned  swiftly.  A  bar  of 
sunshine  from  the  Venetian  blind  caught  in 
her  hair,  made  a  dazzling  highlight  in  the 
room.  "Oh,  no.  No,  Paul.  That's  not  it.  It's 
not  a  vacation  I  need.  All  this—"  Her  hand, 
smooth  strong  live,  beckoned  the  dark  wood  panels,  the 
chromium,  the  mirrors,  the  pigskin  and  ebony,  even  the 
sun  outside  on  red  and  orange  and  yellow  flowers,  she  caught 
it  all  into  the  picture  with  a  gesture  that  was  art.  All 
this  has  been  vacation  to  me.     I  must  go— home 

Cranshaw's  voice  seemed  even  quieter  when  he  spoke^ 
"That  would  be  a  laugh  to  the  people  who  worked  with 
you  on  'Sandra  Allen.'  Calling  it  a  vacation  But  I  think 
I  understand,  Mary.  I  know  what  homesickness  is.  But 
Mary— in  your  case,  where  is     (Continued  on  page  ?4) 


HIGHWAY  TO 


NO  FRIENDLY  crystal  gazer  appeared  on  the 
scene  during  the  winter  of  1935  to  tell  heart- 
heavy  Alice  Faye  that  in  less  than  two  years 
she  would  be  flying  high  in  Hollywood,  the  toast  of  the 
press  and  public  as  an  important  screen  and  radio  star, 
and  the  gloriously  happy  young  bride  of  a  handsome 
and  devoted  lover. 

It  was  just  as  well;  she  wouldn't  have  believed  it. 

She  had  had  enough. 

She  "wasn't  any  good  as  an  actress  and  never  would 
be,"  and  she  wanted  her  studio  to  tear  up  her  contract. 

And  all  men  were  false  friends.  Hadn't  the  one  man 
she'd  admired  above  all  others,  upon  whom  she  had 
pinned  her  young  girl  hopes  for  romance,  turned  against 
her  just  when  she'd  needed  him  most? 

She  wanted  to  run  away  and  hide. 

Curious  studio  workers  whispered  to  one  another  about 
that  funny  little  Faye  kid  who  kept  so  much  to  herself 
on  the  set,  sitting  alone  in  the  corner  as  far  as  possible 
from  the  others  in  the  cast.  One  told  another,  and  the 
rumor  grew,  that  Alice's  loneliness  went  farther  than 
studio  walls.  Someone  was  sure  he  had  seen  her  sitting 
alone  in  a  moving  picture  theater  a  soaking  wet  hand- 
kerchief pressed  to  her  eyes. 

Alice  was  worse  than  unhappy.  She  was  not  well,  and 
her  doctors  had  warned  her  that  she  was  working  too 
hard.  An  operation,  perhaps,  might  help,  a  long  rest  .  .  . 
a  little  fun. 

Alice  was  too  tired  to  care. 

Tony  Martin — young,  laughing  Tony — was  the  first 
to  .puncture  a  hole  in  the  curtain  of  gloom  which  had 
enveloped  her.  They  were  working  in  "Sing,  Baby,  Sing." 
Tony  was  attracted  by  Alice's  blue-gray  Irish  eyes,  .and 
refused  to  be  rebuffed  by  her  apparent  indifference  to 
people  and  happenings  around  her. 

He  coaxed  her  into  conversation,  a  word  one  day,  a 
sentence  the  next, — until  Alice  forgot  her  case  against 

Star  of  Chesterfield's  Friday-night  radio  pro- 
gram, leading  lady  in  the  new  picture,  "In  Old 
Chicago,"  and  happy  bride  of  Tony  Martin  [be- 
low)— what  more  can  life  bring  to  Alice  Faye? 


'HAPPINE 


the  world  and  chattered  back  at  him. 

Tony  didn't  think  the  outlook  was  so  black.  Why 
anybody  as  young  and  good-looking  and  so  downright 
desirable  as  Alice  Faye  should  be  singing  the  blues  was 
more  than  he  could  understand.  She  was  crazy  to  think 
the  studio  didn't  want  her.  Weren't  they  assigning  her 
to  one  picture  after  another,  and  better  parts  all  the 
time?  She  didn't  feel  well?  So  probably  she  had  a  bad 
tooth,  or  a  pair  of  bad  tonsils.  Why  didn't  she  check 
in  at  a  hospital  for  a  day  or  two  after  the  picture  was 
washed  up,  and  have  them  yanked.  A  matter  of  a  week, 
maybe  two. 

Little  by  little,  Tony  won  her  over,  laughed  at  her 
troubles  until  they  were  laughable  to  her,  too.  She  was 
laughing  when  she  packed  a  bag  at  her  apartment  the 
night  the  picture  was  finished,  said  goodbye  to  her 
mother  and  directed  a  cab  driver  to  take  her  to  the 
Cedars  of  Lebanon  hospital. 

Tony  had  been  right.  It  was  a  tooth  which  had  been 
causing  all  of  Alice's  physical  trouble.  There  were  a  few 
days  of  pain,  and  after  that  her  convalescence  was  al- 
most fun.  Her  room  was  full  of  flowers  from  her  studio 
friends;  she  did  have  friends,  whether  she  knew  it  or 
not.  Tony — smart  youngster — knew  that  just,  flowers 
wouldn't  do  for  his  own  token,'  so  every  day  he  sent 
Alice  ribbons  to  wear  in  her  hair,  each  tied  to  a  saucy- 
little^cluster  of  violets  or  forget-me-nots.  She  couldn't 
forget  Tony. 

Alice  had  time,  during  those  weeks  in  the  hospital, 
to  read  some  of  her  fan  mail.  She  was  surprised  to  find 
that  she  had  admirers,  violent  ones,  in  every  corner 
of  the  world.  Alice  couldn't  believe  it.  People  liked 
her? 

When  Alice  came  home  from  the  hospital,  she  was  her 
cheery  former  self  again — her  former  self,  but  softened, 
moulded  into  a  finer  person  by  the  unhappiness  which 
had  claimed  her  and  which    {Continued  on  page  77 fc 


P  A  U  L  I  N 


By 
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By  MRS. 
MARGARET 
SIMPSON 


IT    seems    a    little 
early  to  make  New 
Year's      resolutions, 
but  there  is  one   I   wish 
you'd  make  ahead  of  time, 
and  that  is  the  resolution  to 
distribute    the    preparation 
your    Christmas    dinner   over    the 
days  preceding  the  important  day  it- 
self.    1  know  of  no  more  sure-fire  method 
for   achieving   a   spirit  of   "Peace   on    Earth, 
Good  Will  to  Men." 

This  idea  of  foresight  and  forehandedness  is 
advocated  by  the  Mystery  Chef,  the  noted 
cooking  authority  you  hear  over  the  NBC  Red 
network  at  11:45  a.  m.  Tuesdays  and  Thurs- 
days. You  have  heard  him,  have  tried  his  recipes  an 
how  delicious  they  are.  Now  he  is  offering  you  his  g 


The  Mystery  Chef 
tells     you     how. 


for  making  this  holi- 
day   celebration    the 
most  successful  you  have 
ever  known. 
"There  is  a  great  deal  more 
to  the  serving  of  meals  than 
the  actual  preparation  and  eat- 
ing of  food,"  the  Mystery  Chef  told 
"Every  meal   you  serve  should 
provide  spiritual  as  well  as  physical  nour- 
ishment.   The  pies  that  Mother  used  to  make, 
are  remembered  as  much  for  the  picture  they 
evoke  of  a  happy  home  life  as  for  their  flavor. 
"So,  to  assure  yourself  and  your  family  a 
happy,  serene  Christmas  day,  this  year  begin 
your    preparations    in    advance,    thus    leaving 
d  know      yourself  with  a  minimum  of  things  to  do  at  the  last  minute, 
uidance      By  following  this  plan  even  a  novice  (Continued  on  page  82) 


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All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 


Melody    Hour 
William    Meeder 


Tone    Pictures 
Children's    Concert 


Line 


6:00   A.    M. 

NBC-Blue 

NBC-Red: 
8:30 

NBC-Blue 

NBC-Red: 
9:00 

CBS:   Sunday    Morning   at   Aunt 

Susan's 

NBC-Blue:    White    Rabit 

NBC-Red:    Orchestra 
9:55 

CBS:    Press    Radio    News 
10:00 

CBS.   Church   of  the  Air 

NBC-Blue:    Russian    Melodies 

NBC-Red:    Radio   Pulpit 
10:30 

CBS:   String    Ensemble 
11:00 

CBS:   Texas    Rangers 

NBC:    Press-radio   News 
1 1 :05 

Alice    Remsen,    contralto 
Ward    and    Muzzy,    piano 


Neighbor   Nell 
Bravest  of  the   Brave 


Southernaires 
Hour  Glass 


NBC-Blue: 

NBC-Red: 
11:15 

NBC-Blue: 

NBC-Red: 
11:30 

CBS:    Major   Bowes   Family 

NBC-Blue:   Green   Bros.   Orch. 
11:45 

.MBS-   Football   Talks 

NBC-Red:    Henry    Busse   Orch. 
12:00   Noon 

NBC-Blue: 

NBC-Red: 
12:30  P.   M. 

CBS:  Salt  Lake  City  Tabernacle 

NBC-Blue:   Music   Hall  of  the  Air 

NBC-Red:   University  of  Chicago 

Round   Table    Discussion 
1:00 

CBS:   Church  of  the  Air 

NBC-Red:    Dorothy   Dreslin 
1:30 

CBS:   Poets  Gold 

MBS:   Ted    Weems   Orch. 

NBC-Blue:   Back   Home 

NBC-Red:    Smoke    Dreams 
2:00 

CBS:   Dramas  of  the  Bible 

NBC-Blue:   The   Magic    Key  of   RCA 

NBC-Red:    Sunday    Drivers 

2:30 

CBS:    Lloyd    Pantages 
NBC-Red:   The   Widow's  Sons 

3:00 

CBS:  N.  Y.  Philharmonic  Orch. 
NBC-Blue:    On    Broadway 
NBC-Red:    Radio    News    Reel 

3:30 

NBC- Red: 


Bicycle   Party 


4:00 

NBC-Blue:   Sunday   Vespers 
NBC-Red:    Romance    Melodies 

4:30 
NBC-Blue:    Fishface,    Figgsbottle 
NBC-Red:   The   World   is   Yours 

4:45 

NBC-Blue: 


Modern   Foods   Show 


5:00 

CBS:   Silver    Theater 

MBS:   Singing    Lady 

NBC-Blue:     Metropolitan     Auditions 

NBC-Red:    Marion  Talley 

5:30 

CBS:    Guy    Lombardo 

MBS:   The   Shadow 

NBC-Blue:    Smilin'    Ed    McConnell 

NBC-Red:    Sheila    Barrett 

6:00 

CBS:   Joe   Penner 
MBS:    George    Jessel 
NBC-Blue:    Ernest   Gill   Orch. 
NBC-Red:   Catholic    Hour 

6:30 

CBS:    Romantic    Rhythms 
MBS:  Tim  and   Irene 
NBC-Blue-    Ted    Wallace    Band 
NBC-Red:  A  Tale  of  Today 

7:00 

CBS:    Jeanette    MacDonald 
NBC-Blue:    Music   of   the    Masters 
NBC-Red:   Jack    Benny 

7:30 

CBS:  Phil 
NBC-Blue: 
NBC-Red: 

7:45 

NBC -Red: 

8:00 
CBS:   Columbia   Workshop 
NBC-Blue:     General     Motors     Sym- 
phony 
NBC-Red:   Don  Ameche,   Edgar  Ber- 
gen,   W.   C.    Fields,    Nelson    Eddy 

9:00 

CHS:    Ford   Symphony 
MBS     Passing   Parade 
NBC-Blue:    Tyrone    Power 
NBC-Red:     Manhattan       Merry  -  Go 
Round 

9:30 

NBC-Blue:    George    Fischer 
NBC-Red:    American    Album    of 
Familiar    Music 


Baker 

Ozzie    Nelson 
Fireside    Recitals 

Interesting    Neighbors. 


9  "45 
'NBC-Blue: 


rene    Rich 


10:00 
CBS:    Hollywood   Showcase 
MBS:   Commentator 
NBC-Blue:    Zenith    Foundation 
NBC-Red:    Symphony   Orch. 

10:30 

MBS:   Good   Will    Hour 
NBC-Blue:    Cheerio 

11:00 
NBC-Blue:    Judy   and   the    Bunch 
NBC-Red:    Orchestra 

11:30 

Dance   Music 


SUNDAY 

MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY  By  Jeanette  MacDonald 

You  don't  have  to  be  narrow  minded  to  follow  the  straight  and  narrow. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Oct.  24 


W  OU  devotees  of  the  Sunday-af  ter- 
■*■  noon  Philharmonic  concerts  can  lean 
back  in  your  easy-chairs  with  satisfied 
sighs  today.  .  .  .  Because  the  august 
New  York  Philharmonic  Association  be- 
gins a  new — and  a  longer — season  this 
afternoon  at  its  old  time,  3:00  P.M., 
E.S.T.  .  .  .  For  twenty-eight  Sundays 
CBS  will  bring  you  this  great  orchestral 
music.  .  .  .  John  Barbirolli,  brilliant 
young  Englishman,  conducts  all  but 
four  or  five  of  the  broadcast  concerts. 
.  .  .  And  Deems  Taylor  resumes  his 
post  as  commentator.  .  .  .  The  same 
Mr.  Taylor  who  is  the  only  man  your 
Almanac  knows  of  who  can  make 
chatter  about  music  sound  entertaining 
as  well  as  instructive.  .  .  .  Opposite  the 
Philharmonic,  on   NBC-Red  from  3:00 


to  3:30,  is  the  premiere  of  a  new 
weekly  show:  The  Radio  News  Reel, 
conducted  by  Parks  Johnson  and  Wal- 
lace Butterworth.  .  .  .  Consists  of  in- 
terviews with  people  who  are  promi- 
nent, at  the  moment,  in  the  headlines. 
.  .  .  Rosalind  Russell  and  James  Stew- 
art are  in  the  last  instalment  of  their 
four-instalment  series,  First  Love,  in 
the  S/7ver  Theater,  CBS  at  5:00.  .  .  . 
The  two  big  evening  symphonic  hours 
go  their  dignified  ways  .  .  .  General 
Motors  at  8:00  on  NBC-Blue,  with 
Grace  Moore,  and  the  Ford  Hour,  CBS 
at  9:00,  with  Lorre  Lehmann.  ...  If 
you  like  sopranos,  you're  in  luck.  .  .  . 
The  Singing  Lady's  play,  MBS  at  5:00, 
is  a  dramatization  of  "The  Sleeping 
Beauty." 


Grace  Moore  makes 
one  of  several  ap- 
pearances on  the  Gen- 
eral    Motors    concert. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Oct.  31 


Blonde  Erna  Sack,  fa- 
vorite European  so- 
prano, stars  on  the 
General    Motors   show 


<2ENOR  JOSE  ITU  RBI  directs  the 
Ford  Symphony  for  the  last  time 
tonight  at  9:00  o'clock.  .  .  .  His  guest 
star  is  Bidu  Sayao,  Brazilian  soprano 
who's  being  kept  pretty  busy  these 
days  warbling  for  programs  which  want 
dependable  one-appearance  warblers. 
.  .  .  The  other  symphony  program, 
General  Motors,  NBC-Blue  at  8:00, 
has  scheduled  a  "Continental  Opera 
Night,"  starring  Erna  Sack  and  Joseph 
Schmidt.  .  .  .  Miss  Sack,  a  ravishing 
blonde,  is  the  only  person  except  Jenny 
Lind  that's  ever  been  able  to  hit  C 
above  high  C.  ...  If  you  don't  think 
that's  hard  to  do,  try  it  yourself  some- 
time .  .  .  and  watch  the  neighbors  come 
running  with  shotguns.  .  .  .  America's 
hearing    Miss    Sack    for    the    first    time 


this  year,  but  she's  one  of  Europe's 
most  adored  sopranos.  .  .  .  After  all  that 
classical  music,  there's  still  more  of 
the  same  for  you  to  listen  to  if  you 
still  want  it.  .  .  .  Alexander  Smallens 
and  an  orchestra  on  NBC-Red  at  10:00. 
.  .  .  This  show  replaces  the  late  Sunday 
Night  Party.  ...  A  very,  very  different 
kind  of  music  is  that  peddled  by  Benny 
Goodman,  who  returns  tonight  to  the 
Pennsylvania  Hotel  in  New  York, 
where  he  was  such  a  socko  success  last 
year.  .  .  .  Listen  in  to  Benny,  during 
the  months  to  come,  via  both  CBS  and 
MBS.  .  .  .  The  Singing  Lady's  play  on 
MBS  this  afternoon  at  5:00  is  "The 
Magic  Fishbone",  written  by  Charles 
Dickens,  who'd  probably  be  writing 
for  radio  if  he  were  alive  today. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Nov.  7 


^pHE  day's  guests:  Grace  Moore  and 
Joseph  Schmidt  on  the  General 
Motors  program,  NBC-Blue  at  8:00. 
.  .  .  Erno  Rapee  conducting  as  usual. 
.  .  .  And  the  sponsors  have  labeled 
tonight's  entertainment  "Puccini 
Night."  .  .  .  Violinist  Jascha  Heiletz 
on  the  Ford  program,  9:00  on  CBS. 
.  .  .  Eugene  Ormandy  conducts  his  first 
concert  of  the  season  on  this  program 
tonight,  too.  .  .  .  Will  go  on  waving  the 
baton  at  the  same  time  every  week 
until  December  26.  ...  Ormandy  is  a 
former  moviehouse  fiddler.  .  .  .  The 
theater  was  Major  Bowes'  Capitol  in 
New  York.  .  .  .  And  Ormandy's  age  at 
the  time  twenty-one.  .  .  .  The  regular 
Capitol  conductor  fell  ill  one  day  and 
Ormandy,  who'd  never  even  touched  a 


baton  in  his  life  before,  stepped  in  to 
pinch-hit  for  him  .  .  .  conducted  a 
whole  symphonic  movement  without  a 
score.  .  .  .  He's  now  one  of  the  country's 
foremost  conductors  .  .  .  and  not  yet 
in  his  forties.  .  .  .  Today's  Singing 
Lady  show  is  "Martha"  by  Von  Flotow. 
.  .  .  Hope  you  haven't  been  missing  a 
few  newcomers  to  the  Sunday  airwaves. 
.  .  .  Lloyd  Pantages,  movie  gossiper, 
on  CBS  at  2:30.  .  .  .  Romantic  Rhy- 
thms, with  Seymour  Simon's  orchestra, 
Sally  Nelson,  Barry  McKinley,  and 
Basil  Ruysdale,  CBS  at  6:30.  .  .  . 
Interesting  Neighbors,  with  Jerry 
Belcher,  NBC-Red  at  7:45.  .  .  .  Cheerio, 
NBC-Blue  at  10:30.  .  .  .  The  Zenith 
Foundation,  a  fascinating  science  pro- 
gram, on  NBC-Blue  at  10:00. 


Tonight  Eugene  Or- 
mandy takes  over  di- 
rection of  the  Ford 
Orchestra,   CBS,   9:00. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Nov.  14  and  21 


Swashbuckling  Errol 
Flynn  is  the  hero  of 
■today's  Silver  Thea- 
ter play,  CBS,  at  5:00. 


November  14:  With  no  little  pride,  the 
Silver  Theater  this  afternoon  presents 
Errol  Flynn,  starring  in  a  half-hour 
romantic  drama.  .  .  .  Errol,  besides 
being  one  of  the  most  spectacular  and 
interesting  of  Hollywood  denizens,  is 
the  husband  of  actress  Lily  Damita.  .  .  . 
As  you  ought  to  know,  even  if  you 
don't.  .  .  .  He  has  an  incurable  wander- 
lust, likes  to  write,  and  last  spring 
broke  into  the  headlines  when  he  was 
reported  killed  in  Madrid.  .  .  .  What 
was  he  doing  in  Madrid?  .  .  .  Just  hav- 
ing a  look  at  the  Spanish  civil  war.  .  .  . 
Denies  rumors  that  he  and  other  movie 
star  friends  are  collecting  funds  to  aid 
the  Spanish  government  forces. 

NOVEMBER    21:     Did    you    know    that 


"Henry  Hunter,"  whom  you  hear  to- 
night as  Irene  Rich's  leading  man  .  .  . 
NBC-Blue  at  9:45  ...  is  none  other 
than  Arthur  Jacobson,  one  of  Chicago's 
busiest  radio  actors  a  year  or  so  ago? 
.  .  .  You  remember  him  as  the  leading 
man  in  The  Story  of  Mary  Martin.  .  .  . 
He's  under  contract  to  Universal  Pic- 
tures now,  and  they're  the  ones  who 
changed  his  name.  .  .  .  Once  more, 
Grace  Moore  is  on  the  General  Motors 
hour  tonight,  after  a  week's  vacation. 
.  .  .  The  Ford  program  has  Betty 
Jaynes,  phenomenal  young  soprano.  .  .  . 
And  the  listening  highlight  of  the  month 
comes  this  afternoon  at  5:00,  E.S.T. , 
on  the  CBS  Silver  Theater  —  lovely 
Madeleine  Carroll  in  a  one-act  original 
radio  play. 


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All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00   A.M. 

NBC-Red:   Good    Morning    Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:    Island    Serenaders 

NBC-Red.    Malcolm   Claire 
9:00 

CBS:    Metrooolitan    Parade 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:   Women   and    News 
9:15 

NBC-Red:   Fields  and    Hall 
9:30 

CBS:  Jack  Berch 
9:40 

NBC:  Press  Radio  News 
9:45 

'CBS:    Bachelor's    Children 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty    Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marlin 

NBC-Red:   Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:    Ma    Perkins 

NBC-Red:    John's   Other    Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Today's   Children 
1 1:00 

NBC-Blue:   The   O'Neills 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 
11:15 

CBS:    Heinz    Magazine 

NBC-Blue:    Road  of  Life 

NBC-Red:    Backstage    Wife 
11:30 

CBS:   Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:    How  to   Be  Charming 
II  :45 

(T.S:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 
12:00    Noon 

CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 

MBS:  Journal  of   Living 

NBC-Blue:  Time  for  Thought 

NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15 

CBS:  Edwin  C.  Hill 

NBC-Red:  The  Goldbergs 
12:30 

CBS:  Romance  of  Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:  Farm  and  Home  Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:    Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:   Hymns 

NBC-Red:  Words  and  Music 
I  :30 

CBS:   Arnold   Grimm's   Daughter 

NBC-Blue:    Love   and    Learn 
1:45 

CBS:    Hollywood    in    Person 

NBC-Red:   Dan   Harding's  Wife 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and  Loretta 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 
3:00 

CBS:  Col.  Jack   Major 

NBC-Red'  Pepper  Young's  Family 
3-15 

NBC-Red:  Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:    Jennie    Peabody 

NBC-Blue:   Let's  Talk   it  Over 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 

NBC-Blue:    Club    Matinee 

NBC-Red:    Lorenzo   Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:  The   Guiding   Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:    Mary    Marlin 
4:45 

CBS:   Dr.  Allan   R.   Dafoe 

NBC-Red:    Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:    Follow   the    Moon 
5:15 

CBS:  Life  of  Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Red:    Dari-Dan 
5:30 

NBC-Blue:  Singing  Lady 

NBC-Red:    Jack   Armstrong 
5:45 

CBS:   Children's   Corner 

NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little  Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

Press    Radio    News 
6:35 

CBS:  Sports  Resume 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell    Thomas 

NBC-Red:  Don  Winslow  of  the  Navy 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic    Melodies 

NBC-Blue:  Time  to  Shine 

NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'   Andy 
7:15 

CBS:  Song  Time 

NBC-Red:   Uncle   Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

CBS:   Boake  Carter 
8:00 

CBS:  Alemite  Half  Hour 

NBC-Blue:  Gen.   Hugh  S.  Johnson 

NBC-Red:   Burns  and  Allen 
8:30 

CBS:  Pick  and  Pat 

MBS:   Let's  Visit 

NBC-Blue:    Vanity    Fair 

NBC-Red:   Voice  of  Firestone 
9:00 

CBS:   Lux  Theater 

NBC-Blue:    Philadelphia   Orch. 

NBC-Red:    McGee   and    Molly 
9:30 

NBC-Red:    Hour   of   Charm 
10:00 

CBS:   Wayne   King 

NBC-Blue:    Warden    Lawes 

NBC-Red:  Contented  Program 
10:30 

MBS:  The   Lone    Ranger 


MONDAY 

MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY  By  WAYNE  KING 

Gain  wealth  by  your  interest  in  saving,  not  merely  your  interest  from 

savings. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Oct.  25 


'VT  OUR  Almanac  listened  to   the  new 

variety  show  sponsored  by  Cam- 
pana,  Vanity  Fair,  on  its  first  airing 
and  didn't  like  it  much.  .  .  .  But  maybe 
by  this  time  the  loose  ends  have  been 
gathered  up  and  it's  making  a  better 
showing.  .  .  .  Why  not  give  it  a  try, 
anyway?  ...  At  8:30  on  NBC-Blue. 
.  .  .  Cal  Tinney,  its  comedian  and 
master  of  ceremonies,  is  making  his 
network  debut  on  this  program,  and  as 
soon  as  he  gets  used  to  the  microphone 
may  turn  into  one  of  those  comedians 
radio  is  always  hunting  for.  .  .  .  His 
full  name  is  Calvin  Lawrence  Tinney. 
.  .  .  He  got  it  because  a  ranch  neighbor 
of  his  mother's  in  Oklahoma,  where  he 
was  born,  offered  to  provide  the  in- 
fant's   diapers    if    she    could    have    the 


privilege  of  naming  him.  .  .  .  Mrs. 
Tinney  took  her  up  on  the  offer  and  Cal 
got  both  diapers  and  name.  .  .  .  Your 
Almanac  doesn't  vouch  for  the  truth 
of  this  story.  .  .  .  That's  just  what  Cal 
says.  .  .  .  He  made  his  first  professional 
appearance  at  the  age  of  ten,  carrying 
a  pitcher  of  water  onto  the  stage  for 
William  Jennings  Bryan  when  the 
Great  Commoner  was  making  a  cam- 
paign speech.  .  .  .  Growing  up,  he  went 
to  the  University  of  Oklahoma,  but  left 
because  university  authorities  dis- 
covered he'd  never  graduated  from  high 
school.  .  .  .  Worked  in  a  newspaper 
shop  as  printer's  devil  at  eleven.  .  .  . 
Has  done  newspaper  work  ever  since, 
and  now  is  famous  as  the  Hog  Editor 
of  the  Oologah,  Oklahoma,  Oozings. 


Cal  Tinney,  writer  and 
humorist,  is  star  of 
Campana's  Vanity 
Fair,   on   NBC  tonight. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Nov.  1 


Eddie  Cantor  steps  In 
to  run  Burns  and  Al- 
len's program  on  NBC 
tonight    at    8    o'clock. 


(~*  EORGE  BURNS  and  Gracie  Allen 
^"-"  are  having  a  good  time  for  them- 
selves in  New  York,  and  their  substi- 
tute on  the  Grape  Nuts  program  to- 
night .  .  .  NBC-Red  at  8:00  ...  is 
Eddie  Cantor.  .  .  .  George  and  Gracie 
have  lent  their  daffy  presences  to 
Eddie's  program  in  the  past,  and  to- 
night he's  repaying  the  favor.  ...  In 
spite  of  the  fact  that  he's  plenty  busy 
getting  his  own  program  ready  for  day 
after  tomorrow.  .  .  .  New  to  the  CBS 
network  is  Mary  Margaret  McBride,  on 
the  air  at  noon  today,  Wednesday,  and 
Friday.  .  .  .  You  may  know  her  better 
as  Martha  Deane,  long  an  expert  on 
matters  that  interest  999  out  of  every 
1000  housewives.  .  .  .  Her  sponsors 
will   probably    scalp  your  Almanac  for 


saying  so,  but  she  has  the  ability  to 
advertise  a  product  without  letting 
you,  the  listener,  know  she's  doing  so. 
.  .  .  Martha  Deane  is  an  assumed 
name.  .  .  .  Mary  Margaret  McBride  is 
her  real  one.  .  .  .  Under  it  she  has 
written  articles  for  national  magazines, 
as  well  as  several  books.  ...  If  you 
live  where  you  can  tune  in  WOR, 
WGN,  or  WLW,  you'll  want  to  listen 
to  Famous  Jury  Trials,  at  10:00  to- 
night. .  .  .  Otherwise,  you  still  have 
plenty  of  good  radio  fare  at  that  time 
— Wayne  King,  Warden  Lawes,  and  the 
Contented  Program  .  .  .  NBC-Blue  has 
a  new  five-a  week  daytime  show  called 
Time  for  Thought — Monday  through 
Friday  at  the  stroke  of  noon,  Eastern 
time. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Nov.  8 


t_J  OME  are  the  prodigals — George 
LJ  Burns  and  Gracie  Allen,  back  to- 
night at  8:00  from  a  swell  vacation  in 
New  York.  .  .  .  Gracie  undoubtedly 
collected  a  lot  of  silly  ideas  on  her 
travels.  .  .  .  She  saw  all  the  shows  but 
didn't  understand  any  of  them,  and 
tried  to  adopt  a  traffic  cop.  .  .  .  Other- 
wise the  trip  was  uneventful.  .  .  .  After 
the  Burns  and  Allen  hilarity,  you  can 
listen  to  Pick  and  Pat,  on  CBS  at 
8:30.  .  .  .  And  at  9:00,  either  to  the 
Lux  Theater,  the  Philadelphia  Orches- 
tra playing  classical  music,  or  Fibber 
McGee  and  Molly,  depending  on  your 
taste  in  entertainment.  .  .  .  You  know 
that  Marion  and  Jim  Jordan,  who 
play  Molly  and  Fibber,  also  take  most 
of  the  other  parts  on  the  show. 


.  .  .  But  Silly  Watson  and — whenever 
he  appears — Barrymel  Lionmore  are 
played  by  Hugh  Studebaker,  who's  a 
Ridgeville,  Indiana,  boy.  .  .  .  Born 
there  May  31,  1900.  .  .  .  Once  worked 
as  a  news  "butcher"  on  western  rail- 
ways. .  .  .  Now  he  butchers  the 
language  instead.  .  .  .  Did  his  first  radio 
work  in  1928,  and  in  1930  was  Ted 
Malone's  organist  on  his  Between  the 
Bookends  program.  .  .  .  Doesn't  like 
driving  a  car.  .  .  .  but  wants  some  day 
to  retire  and  hunt  buried  treasure.  .  .  . 
Just  hunt  it,  not  necessarily  find  it.  .  .  . 
He's  married.  .  .  .  Don  Winslow  of  the 
Navy,  NBC-Red  at  6:45,  started  out  to 
be  a  serial  for  kids.  .  .  .  Then  the 
sponsors  found  that  grown-ups  were 
avid  Winslow  fans,  too. 


After  a  four-week  va- 
cation in  New  York, 
Grade  Allen  and  hus- 
band George  are  back. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Nov.  15  and  22 


Once  known  as  Jolly 
Gillette,  Eileen  Bar- 
ton sings  and  clowns 
now     on     Vanity     Fair. 


■pROBLEM  for  the  housewife  who 
"*"  wants  to  keep  up  on  the  news  and 
still  get  her  morning  housework  done; 
should  she  listen  to  NBC'S  new  program, 
Women  and  News,  which  comes  on  the 
Red  network  at  the  inconvenient  time 
of  9:00  this  morning  and  every  morning 
except  Saturday  and  Sunday?  .  .  .  Or 
forget  the  news  and  wash  the  breakfast 
dishes?  .  .  .  It's  a  problem  she'll  have 
to  solve  for  herself.  .  .  .  Your  Almanac 
won't  even  try.  .  .  .  Women  and  News 
is  worth  listening  to,  though,  if  you 
haven't  anything  more  pressing  on 
hand.  .  .  .  Later  on,  you'll  want  to 
hear  today's  instalment  of  Carol  Ken- 
nedy's Romance,  the  Heinz  Magazine 
fiction  serial,  at  11:15  on  CBS.  .  .  . 
Whether    or    not    you'll    also    want    to 


hear  Tony  Wons,  at  10:30  on  the  same 
network,  is  entirely  up  to  your  own 
individual  taste.  .  .  .  Your  Almanac 
knows  people  who  would. 
NOVEMBER  22:  Eileen  Jolly  Barton, 
heard  singing  and  bandying  wise- 
cracks with  Cal  Tinney  tonight  on  the 
Vanity  Fair  show,  NBC-Blue  at  8:30 
...  is  the  former  Jolly  Gillette,  in 
case  you  didn't  know.  .  .  .  While  she 
was  Jolly  Gillette,  The  Sponsor's 
Daughter,  on  the  recent  Community 
Sing,  her  real  identity  was  carefully, 
guarded.  .  .  .  Lots  of  people  thought 
she  really  was  Mr.  Gillette's  daughter 
.  .  .  As  you  can  see  for  yourself  now, 
they  were  quite  wrong.  .  .  .  Eileen 
Barton  is  her  real  name,  and  no  kid- 
ding. 

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All  time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00  A'.    M. 

NBC-Bed:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:   Dick  Leibert 
NBC-Red:    Malcolm  Claire 
9:00. 
CBS:   Dear  Columbia 
NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 
NBC-Red:   Women  and   News 
9:15 

NBC-Red:    Fields  and    Hall 
9:30 

CBS:    Richard    Maxwell 
MBS:   Journal   of   Living 
9:45 

CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 
NBC-Blue:  Aunt  Jemima 
10:00 
CBS:   Pretty  Kitty  Kelly 
NBC-Blue:   Mary   Marl  in 
NBC-Red:  Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15. 
CBS:    Myrt  and    Marge 
NBC-Blue:   Ma  Perkins 
NBC-Red:   John's   Other   Wife 
10:30 
CBS:   Emily  Post 

NBC-Blue:   Peoner  Young's  Family 
NBC-Red:  Just  "Plain   Bill 
10:45 
NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 
NBC-Red:  Today's  Children 
11:00 
CBS:   Mary  Lee  Taylor 
NBC-Blue:   The   O'Neills 
NBC-Red:  David  Harum 
11:15 
CBS:  Heinz  Magazine 
NBC-Blue:   Road  of  Life 
NBC-Red:   Backstage  Wife 
II  :30 
CBS:   Big  Sister 
NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 
NBC-Red:   Hi   Boys 
11:45 
CBS:   Aunt   Jenny's   Life   Stories 
MBS:   Myra   Kingsley 
NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 
NBC-Red:   Mystery  Chef 
12:00  Noon 
NBC-Blue:  Time  fcr   Thought 
NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15    P.    M. 
CBS:   Edwin  C.   Hill 
NBC -Red:   The   Goldbergs 
12:30 
CBS:    Romance  of   Helen  Trent 
NBC-Blue:   Farm   and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our  Gal   Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 
CBS:    Hymns 

NBC-Red:   Words  and    Music 
1:30 
CBS:   Arnold  Grimm's   Daughter 
NBC-Blue:   Love  and   Learn 
1:45 
CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 
NBC-Red:   Dan  Harding's  Wife 
2:15 

CBS:   Jack   and   Loretta 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 
NBC-Red:   The   Wise    Man 
2:45 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 

CBS:  Theater   Matinee 
NBC-Blue:  Airbreaks 
NBC-Red:  Pepper  Young's  Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:   Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:  Concert  Hall 
NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3  "45 
'NBC-Blue:  Have  You  Heard 
NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 
NBC-Blue:   Club    Matinee 
NBC-Red:  Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:    Mary   Marlin 
4:45 

NBC-Red:    Road   of    Life 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the   Moon 
NBC-Blue:   Peggy  Wood 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 
5:30 

NBC-Blue:   Singing   Lady 
NBC-Red:   Jack  Armstrong 
5:45 

CBS:    Dear  Teacher 
NBC-Blue:   Tom    Mix 
NBC-Red:   Little  Orphan   Annie 
6:30 

Press- Radio  News 
6:35 

CBS:   Sports   Resume 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell   Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic   Melodies 
NBC-Blue:   Easy  Aces 
NBC-Red:   Amos  'n'   Andy 
7:15 

CBS:  Song  Time 
NBC-Red:   Vocal   Varieties 
7:30 

CBS:  Helen  Henken 
NBC-Blue:  Lum  and  Abner 
8:00 
CBS:    Lever   Bros.    Program 
NBC-Blue:   Husband  and  Wives 
NBC-Red:   Johnny   Presents 
8:30 

CBS:  A I  J  olson 
NBC-Blue:   Edgar  A.   Guest 
NBC-Red:  Wayne   King 
9:00 

CBS:   Al   Pearcc 

NBC-Red:    Vox   Pop — Parks   Johnson 

9:30 

CBS:  Jack  Oakie 

NBC-Blue:    Good    Times    Society 

NBC-Red:   Lanny  Ross 
10:00 

NBC-Blue:   Gen.   Hugh  S.  Johnson 
10:30 

NBC-Blue:   Past   Masters 

NBC-Ued:  Jimmie   F idler 


TUESDAY 


MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY 


By  JACK  OAKIE 


Nobody  ever  tries  to  pet  es  porcupine. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Oct.  26 


OTARTING  its  second  month  to- 
^  night,  Jack  Oakie's  show  ought  to 
be  settling  down  to  be  a  worthy  con- 
tender for  Tuesday-night  listening 
honors.  .  .  .  And  contend  is  what  your 
Almanac  means,  because  the  Packard 
Mardi  Gras,  with  Lanny  Ross,  Charlie 
Butterworth,  Florence  George,  Jane 
Rhodes  and  guest  stars  is  on  NBC-Red 
at  9:30,  the  same  time  Oakie's  on 
CBS.  .  .  .  We  can't  be  bothered  with 
the  whims  of  sponsors  who  insist  on 
putting  two  good  shows  on  the  air  at 
the  same  time.  ...  If  you  choose  to 
listen  to  the  Camel  show,  you'll  hear, 
besides  Jack,  one  of  Hollywood's 
veterans.  .  .  .  Raymond  Hatton,  .  .  . 
He  was  actually  one  of  the  old  Key- 
stone Kops.    .   .   .  By    1919   he   was   a 


prominent  character  actor  in  the  films. 
.  .  .  His  two-hundred  foot  fall  down  a 
cliff  in  an  early  version  of  "The  Girl  of 
the  Golden  West"  (which  is  soon  to  be 
made  again,  with  frills  and  sound,  by 
Nelson  Eddy  and  Jeanette  MacDonald) 
was  one  of  the  movies'  first  big  thrills. 
.  .  .  He  and  Jack  are  old  friends,  in 
spite  of  any  insults  they  may  toss  at 
each  other  on  the  program.  .  .  .  Later 
on  in  the  month,  your  Almanac  will 
tell  you  something  about  Stuart  Erwin, 
also  on  the  Camel  show.  .  .  .  But  now 
there's  just  room  enough  to  remind  you 
that  General  Hugh  S.  Johnson  is  on 
the  air  tonight  at  10:00  on  NBC-Blue 
with  some  opinions  that  may  make  you 
want  to  argue  but  "won't  make  you  want 
to  yawn. 


Movie  veteran  Ray- 
mond Hatton  has  a 
new  career  in  Jack 
Oakie's    radio    show. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Nov.  2 


Martin  Gabel  plays 
Dr.  John  Wayne  in 
CBS'  Big  Sister  seri- 
al     at      II  :30     today. 


CO  you're  worried  about  etiquette? 
...  Then  listen  to  Emily  Post,  the 
national  authority  on  both  good  man- 
ners and  bad,  at  10:30  this  morning 
and  Thursday  morning.  .  .  .  She's 
sponsored  by  the  Florida  Citrus  fruit 
growers,  and  with  those  sponsors  cer- 
tainly ought  to  be  able  to  tell  us  how 
to  eat  a  grapefruit  without  getting  the 
juice  in  our  neighbor's  eyes.  .  .  .  Mrs. 
Post  is  sixty-four  years  old,  and  lives 
in  swanky  Tuxedo  Park,  N.  Y.  .  .  . 
Started  her  career  just  after  the  turn 
of  the  century  writing  novels  of  Euro- 
pean and  American  society.  .  .  . 
They're  all  forgotten  today.  .  .  .  Not 
until  she  wrote  "Etiquette"  did  she  be- 
come famous.  .  .  .  She's  the  mother  of 
two  sons.  ...   At  11:30,  also  on  CBS,  a 


s  For  Tuesday,  Nov.  9 


lot  of  you  wil  be  listening  to  Big  Sister, 
which  stars  Alice  Frost  and  Martin  Ga- 
bel, ...  in  the  roles  of  Ruth  Evans  and 
Dr.  John  Wayne.  .  .  .  Dr.  John's  ap- 
parently hopelessly  in  love  with  Ruth 
.  .  .  but  you  just  know  it's  going  to 
turn  out  all  right  eventually.  .  .  .  Away 
from  the  mike,  Alice  and  Martin  are 
best  friends,  but  not  sweethearts.  .  .  . 
In  fact,  Alice  is  married — to  someone 
else.  .  .  .  She  is  also  responsible  for 
Martin's  radio  career.  .  .  .  Happened 
to  see  him  in  a  play  produced  by  his 
dramatic  school,  and  was  so  impressed 
by  his  ability  that  she-  talked  her  radio 
bosses  into  hiring  him  for  the  program 
she  was  on  at  the  time.  .  .  .  Martin, 
who  had  planned  to  be  a  stage  actor, 
has   been    busy    on    the    air   ever   since. 


TpHE  Gold  Medal  Hour,  with  Betty 
and  Bob,  Joe  Emerson's  Hymns, 
Arnold  Grimm's  Daughter,  Betty 
Crocker,  and  Hollywood  in  Person,  is 
required  listening  for  thousands  of 
people  from  1:00  to  2:00  P.  M.  .  .  . 
And  no  wonder,  because  it  offers  some- 
thing for  almost  every  taste.  .  .  .  Ar- 
nold Grimm's  Daughter,  which  was 
added  to  the  show  a  few  months  ago, 
has  Margarette  (yes,  that's  the  right 
way  to  spell  it)  Shanna  in  the  title 
role — that  of  Constance  Grimm.  .  .  . 
She's  been  in  radio  only  a  year  and  a 
half  .  .  .  has  also  been  heard  in  Girl 
Alone  and  Dan  Harding's  Wife.  .  .  . 
Is  the  sister  of  Sydney  Smith,  well 
known  New  York  stage  and  radio  ac- 
tor. ...    A  graduate  of  the  University 


of  Iowa.  .  .  Speaks  French  fluently. 
.  .  .  Always  wears  an  Indian  ring  when 
she  broadcasts,  just  for  good  luck.  .  .  . 
Her  graduation  gift,  two  years  ago, 
from  brother  Sydney  was  a  free  trip 
to  visit  him  in  New  York  and  long 
hours  of  painstaking  personal  coach- 
ing in  voice  training  and  microphone 
technique.  ...  It  was  probably  his 
training  that  brought  her  early  success 
on  the  air.  .  .  .  She's  unmarried,  and 
a  member  of  Kappa  Kappa  Gamma 
sorority.  .  .  .  Don't  forget  your  quota 
of  movie  gossip  at  10:30  tonight  from 
Jimmie  Fidler  .  .  .  who,  by  the  way,  has 
signed  a  contract  to  appear  in  five  mo- 
vies at  a  very  fancy  figure.  .  .  .  These 
columnists  all  turn  actor  sooner  or 
later,  it  seems. 


Margarette  Shanna  is 
the  pretty  leading 
lady  on  CBS'  Arnold 
Grimm's     Daughter. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Nov.  16  and  23 


Stuart  Erwin  is  one 
of  the  gang  that  is 
libelling  education 
in    Oakie's    College. 


liyrOVEMBER  16:  It's  only  on  Tues- 
*■"  days  you  can  hear  these  shows: 
Dear  Columbia,  on  CBS  at  9:00  A.  M. 
.  .  .  Airbreaks,  on  NBC-Blue  at  3:00 
P.  M.  .  .  .  Helen  Menken,  on  CBS  at 
7:30.  .  .  Husbands  and  Wives  on  NBC- 
Blue  at  8:00. ...  Al  Jolson  &  Co.  on  CBS 
and  Edgar  Guest  on  NCB-Blue  at  8:30. 
.  .  .  Parks  Johnson's  Vox  Pop  on  NBC- 
Red  at  9:00.  .  .  .  Jack  Oakie  on  CBS, 
Good  Times  Society  on  NBC-Blue, 
and  the  Packard  Mardi  Gras  on  NBC- 
Red  at  9:30.  .  .  .  which  ought  to  be 
enough  to  make  you  be  satisfied  to 
stay  at  home  on  Tuesday  nights.  .  .  . 
At  8:00,  just  before  Al  Jolson,  Lever 
Bros,  have  a  new  show  on  CBS.  .  .  . 
but  when  your  Almanac  went  to  press 
nobody  knew  what  it  would  be.  ...    A 


Mickey  Mouse  show  produced  by  Walt 
Disney  was  one  candidate.  .  .  .  But  the 
plans  fell  through.  ...  A  mystery 
drama  co-starring  Myrna  Loy  and  Bill 
Powell  was  another  .  .  .  but  alas  it 
— in  all   likelihood — fell   through  too. 

November  23:  Stuart  Erwin,  who's 
heard  tonight  on  Jack  Oakie's  program, 
is  something  like  a  younger  and 
plumper  Will  Rogers.  .  .  .  He's  married 
to  June  Collyer,  once  a  movie  actress 
and  still  one  of  the  most  beautiful  of 
Hollywood's  many  beautiful  women. 
.  .  .  They  have  a  five-year  old  son, 
Stuart  Jr.,  who  will  never  be  a  movie 
actor,  Stu  says,  because  he's  afraid 
of  cameras.  .  .  .  Stu's  a  Californian. 
.  .  .  Was  born  fifty  miles  from  Fresno, 
in  that  state. 


46 


AH  time  is  Eastern  Standard 
8:00  A.   M. 

NBC-Bed:  Good  morning   Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:    Island   Serenaders 

NBC-Bed:    Malcolm   Claire 
9:00 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast  Club 

NBC-Ked:   Women   and    News 
9*15 

'NBC-Bed:   Fields  and   Hall 
9:30 

CBS:  Jack  Berch 
9:45 

CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 

NBC-Blue:   Aunt  Jemina 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty   Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Mary  Marlin 

NBC-Bed:   Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:  Myrt  and  Marge 

NBC-Blue:   Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Bed:  John's  Other  Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Bed:  Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

NBC-Blue:  Kitchen  Cavalcade 

NBC-Bed:   Today's   Children 
11:00 

CBS:   Heinz   Magazine 

NBC-Blue:   The   O'Neills 

NBC-Bed:   David   Harum 
11:15 

NBC-Blue:  Road  of  Life 

NBC-Bed:   Backstage  Wife 
11:30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Bed:   How  to   Be  Charming 
11:45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

MBS:   Myra  Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward   MacHugh 

NBC-Ked:   Hello  Peggy 
12:00  Noon 

CBS:   Mary   Margaret   McBride 

MBS:  Journal  of  Living 

NBC-Blue:  Time  for  Thought 

NBC-Ked:   Girl   Alone 
12:15 

CBS:  Edwin  C.  Hill 

NBC-Bed:  The  Goldbergs 
12:30 

CBS:  Romance  of  Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:  Farm  and  Home  Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our   Gal   Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:  Betty  and  Bob 
1:15 

CBS:   Betty  Crocker 

NBC-Bed:  Words  and   Music 
1:30 

CBS:  Arnold  Grimm's  Daughter 

NBC-Blue:    Love   and    Learn 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood  in   Person 

NBC-Bed:   Dan   Harding's  Wife 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn  Cravens 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and  Loretta 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 

NBC-Ked:    Women's   Clubs 
2:45 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 

CBS:   Manhattan   Matinee 

NBC-Ked:  Pepper  Young's  Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:  Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:   Jennie   Peabody 

NBC-Red:   Vic  and   Sade 
3*45 

'NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:   Curtis   Music   Inst. 

NBC-Blue:   Carson    Robison 

NBC-Bed:   Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:    Mary   Marlin 
4:45 

CBS:  Dr.  Allan  R.  Dafoe 

NBC-Red:  Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:  Follow  the   Moon 
5:15 

CBS:  Life  of  Mary  Sothern 

KBC-Red:  Dari-Dan 
5:30 

NBC-Blue:   Singing    Lady 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 
5 :45 

CBS:  Children's  Corner 

NBC-Blue:  Tom  Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little  Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

Press-Radio    News 
6:35 

CBS:  Sports   Resume 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:  Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic    Melodies 

NBC-Blue:   Easy  Aces 

NBC-Bed:  Amos  'n'  Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Hobby   Lobby 

NBC-Bed:  Uncle  Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

CBS:  Boake  Carter 
8:00 

CBS:  Cavalcade  of  America 

NBC-Blue:    Eddie    Duchin 

NBC-Red:    One    Man's    Family 
8:30 

CBS:   Eddie  Cantor 

MBS:   Ed    Fitzgerald 

NBC-Blue:  Sidney  Skolsky 

NBC-Red:  Wayne  King 
9:00 

CBS:  Andre   Kostelanetz 

NBC-Red.  Town    Hall   Tonight 
10:00 

CBS:  Gang  Busters.  Phillips  Lord 

NBC-Blue:   Gen   Hugh  S.  Johnson 

NBC-Red:  Your  Hit  Parade 
10:30 

MBS:   The   Lone   Ranger 
12:30 

NBC-Ked:  Lights  Out 


WEDNESDAY 

MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY  By  UNCLE  EZRA 

Put  all  your  eggs  in  one  basket  if  you  must — but  keep  your  eye  on  the 

basket. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Oct.  27 


TT'S  Navy  Day,  and  the  networks  are 
planning  special  events  to  do  honor 
to  the  Gobs.  ...  If  you're  not  careful, 
you're  almost  certain  to  tune  in  some 
politicians'  speeches  about  the  Navy. 
.  .  .  Because  there's  nothing  like  a 
Navy  Day  or  an  Army  Day  to  get  a 
politician  wound  up.  .  .  .  Tonight, 
Andre  Kostelanetz  has  Albert  Spalding, 
famous  American  violinist,  on  his  CBS 
program  at  9:00  o'clock.  ...  If  you 
like  your  music  in  "digest"  form,  this 
is  the  program  for  you.  .  .  .  Kosty  has 
decided  that  most  overtures  and  sym- 
phonies consist  of  sixty  per  cent  mu- 
sicians' music.  .  .  .  Music  that  doesn't 
interest  the  average  listener.  ...  So 
he  takes  a  ten-minute  piece  of  music 
and    boils    it    down    until    it    only    lasts 


four.  .  .  .  All  right  if  you  like  that  sort 
of  thing.  .  .  .  Albert  Spalding,  who  is 
a  member  of  the  famous  Spalding 
sporting-goods  family,  is  considered  to 
be  America's  greatest  native-born  vio- 
linist. .  .  .  Didn't  have  to  study  violin 
to  make  his  living,  either,  his  family 
being  what  it  is.  .  .  .  Served  in  the 
War.  ...  Is  tall,  handsome  in  a  rug- 
ged sort  of  way,  and  soft-spoken.  .  .  . 
Has  never  been  known  to  indulge  in 
temperament.  .  .  .  CBS  also  has  one 
of  radio's  unique  programs.  .  .  .  7:15 
tonight  and  every  Wednesday.  .  .  . 
Called  Hobby  Lobby,  it  presents  people 
with  curious,  unusual,  or  productive 
hobbies.  .  .  .  Hudson  Motors  is  the 
sponsor,  and  Dave  Elman  is  the  master 
of    hobbies. 


Albert  Spalding,  vio- 
linist, is  guest  art- 
ist tonight  on  Andre 
Kostelanetz'  CBS  show. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Nov.  3 


Lucrezia  Bori  returns 
to  radio  for  a  guest 
appearance  tonight  on 
the    Kostelanetz    show. 


ANE  of  the  great  ladies  of  music  is 
^-^  coming  to  your  house  tonight — 
Lucrezia  Bori,  who  invariably  packed 
the  Metropolitan  Opera  House  until 
her  retirement  from  the  stage  a  couple 
of  years  ago.  .  .  .  She's  making  one  of 
her  few  appearances  tonight.  .  .  .  On 
the  Chesterfield  show  at  9:00  on  CBS. 
.  .  .  Began  singing  when  she  was  four. 
.  .  .  And  made  her  debut  when  she 
was  six,  singing  a  difficult  aria.  .  .  . 
Was  born  in  Valencia,  the  child  of  an 
old,  noble  Spanish  family.  .  .  .  After 
she  had  achieved  world-wide  fame,  un- 
derwent a  throat  operation  which 
robbed  her  of  her  voice  and  forced  her 
into  retirement.  .  .  .  Suddenly,  with- 
out explanation,  her  voice  returned, 
fuller    and    richer    than    ever,    carrying 


her  on  to  new  heights  which  she  re- 
nounced at  their  peak  by  her  sudden 
retirement.  .  .  .  Mark  Warnow,  who 
has  conducted  more  broadcasts  of  the 
Your  Hit  Parade  program  than  any 
other  band-leader,  has  his  last  broad- 
cast on  the  show  on  NBC  tonight.  .  .  . 
Red,  at  10:00.  .  .  .  Leo  Reisman  will 
take  his  place  next  Wednesday.  .  .  . 
But  you  can  bet  that  Mark  isn't  off 
the  Hit  Parade  for  good,  .  .  .  The 
sponsor  likes  to  change  band-leaders 
every  few  weeks,  and  why  not?  .  .  . 
It  all  makes  for  variety,  and  variety's 
the  spice  of  radio,  as  well  as  life.  .  .  . 
Haven't  been  missing  the  Jennie  Pea- 
body  dramatic  show,  on  CBS  at  3:30 
this  and  every  Monday,  Wednesday 
and  Friday  afternoon,  have  you? 


Highlights  For  Wednesday  Nov.  10 


''TONIGHT'S  scheduled  to  be  the  last 
■*■  broadcast  for  Walter  O'Keefe  on 
Town  Hall  Tonight.  .  .  .  Pappy 
O'Keefe  has  carried  on  manfully  all 
through  the  summer  and  fall  for 
Pappy  Allen  .  .  .  who,  his  sponsors 
hope,  will  be  back  on  the  air  next  week 
at  this  time.  .  .  .  Bidu  Sayao,  Brazil- 
ian soprano,  is  the  guest  artist  on  Kos- 
telanetz* program,  CBS  at  nine.  .  .  . 
She's  the  first  South  American  singer 
ever  to  be  engaged  by  the  Metropolitan 
Opera  .  .  .  where  she  made  her  debut 
last  season.  .  .  .  Leo  Reisman  conies 
direct  from  the  smart  Waldorf  Astoria 
Roof  tonight  to  conduct  the  Hit  Parade 
orchestra  .  .  .  NBC-Red  at  10:00,  as  if 
you  didn't  know  already.  .  .  .  The 
Cavalcade    of   America — just    as    a   re- 


minder— has  returned  to  its  winter 
schedule,  dramatizing  memorable  chap- 
ters in  American  history  instead  of  be- 
ing straight  music.  .  .  .  Its  time  is 
8:00,  CBS.  .  .  .  And  don't  forget  Eddie 
Duchin's  sponsored  program,  NBC- 
Blue,  from  5:00  to  8:30  tonight  and 
every  Wednesday.  .  .  .  Elizabeth  Ar- 
den  is  the  sponsor.  .  .  .  And  Eddie's 
fingers  are  as  nimble  as  ever.  .  .  . 
Adults  who  never  listen  to  the  Ameri- 
can School  of  the  Air,  on  CBS  at  2:30 
five  afternoons  a  week,  including  this 
one,  might  be  surprised  if  they'd  try 
it  some  time.  .  .  .  There's  a  lot  of  en- 
entertaining  information  on  that  pro- 
gram .  .  .  even  if  it  is  primarily  for 
the  youngsters.  .  .  .  Listen  and  see  if 
your  Almanac  isn't  right. 


Brazillian  soprano  Bi- 
du Sayao  is  the  high 
light  of  tonight's  An- 
dre   Kostelanetz    show. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Nov.  17 


Jascha  Heifetz  brings 
his  violin  to  brighten 
the  CBS  airwaves  to- 
night     at     9     o'clock. 


VOUR  Almanac  wouldn't  swear  to  it, 
"*■  but  Fred  Allen's  supposed  to  return 
to  the  air  tonight — for  his  old  sponsors 
and  at  his  old  time,  NBC-Red,  9:00 
o'clock.  .  .  .  The  reason  we  won't 
swear  to  it  is  that  Fred  didn't  want  to 
start  his  series  with  a  broadcast  from 
Hollywood.  .  .  .  Hoped  he  could  wait 
until  he'd  finished  his  work  in  the  pic- 
ture, "Sally,  Irene  and  Mary"  before 
going  back  on  the  air.  ...  If  he 
broadcasts  tonight,  from  Hollywood, 
you'll  know  that  he  lost  the  argument. 
....  Did  you  know  that  Portland  is 
to  be  in  "Sally,  Irene  and  Mary"  too? 
.  .  .  Her  first  movie  job.  .  .  .  Complet- 
ing this  page's  quartet  of  guest  stars  on 
the  Kostelanetz  program  is  Jascha  Hei- 
fetz, violinist.  .  .  .    Heifetz  was  a  child 


prodigy  .  .  .  like  Yehudi  Menuhin.  .  .  . 
Made  his  debut  with  a  symphony  or- 
chestra at  the  age  of  five.  ...  Is  only 
thirty-six  years  old  now.  .  .  .  His  wife 
is  lovely  Florence  Vidor,  whom  you'll 
remember  as  a  star  of  the  silent  pic- 
tures. .  .  .  They  live  in  Hollywood,  ex- 
cept for  Heifetz'  frequent  tours.  .  .  . 
Deems  Taylor,  who  is  the  musical  com- 
mentator on  the  Kostelanetz  show,  is 
kept  pretty  busy  with  his  radio  duties 
these  days.  .  .  .  Small,  bespectacled, 
quiet,  he's  a  man  who  is  a  good  com- 
mentator, a  good  composer,  and  a  good 
writer.  ...  At  8:30  tonight  you'll  have 
to  choose  between  Eddie  Cantor  on 
CBS,  Sidney  Skolsky  on  NBC-Blue 
and  Wayne  King's  orchestra  on  NBC- 
Red.    _ 

47 


All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 
8:00   A.    M. 

NBC-Bed:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:   Dick  Leibert 

NBC-Red:     Malcolm     Claire 
9:00 

CBS:    Greenfield    Villaae    Chapel 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:    Women    and    News 
9*15 

'NBC-Red:    Fields    and    Hall 
9:30 

MBS:   Journal   of   Living 
9 :45 

CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 

NBC-Blue:   Aunt  Jemima 
10:00 

CBS:    Pretty    Kitty    Kelly 

NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marlin 

NBC-Red:    Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:    Ma   Perkins 

NBC-Red:  John's  Other  Wife 
10:30 

CBS:   Emily  Post 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC -Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
10:45 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:  Today's  Children 
11:00 

CBS:    Mary    Lee   Taylor 

NBC-Blue:   The   O'Neills 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 
11:15 

CBS:    Heinz    Magazine 

NBC-Blue:   Road  of  Life 

NBC-Red:    Backstage    Wife 
11:30 

CBS:   Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 
II  :45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

MBS:   Myra  Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    Mac  Hugh 

NBC-Red:   Mystery  Chef 
12:00    Noon 

NBC-Blue:  Time  for  Thought 

NBC-Red:    Girl    Alone 
12:15    P.    M. 

CBS:    Edwin   C.    Hill 

NBC-Red:    The    Goldbergs 
12:30 

CBS-    Romance  of   Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:    Farm    and    Home    Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:    Betty  and    Bob 
1:15 

CBS:  Hymns 

NBC-Red:  Words  and  Music 

I  :30  ,      „ 

CBS:    Arnold    Grimm  s    Daughter 

NBC-Blue:   Love  and   Learn 
1 :45 

CBS:    Hollywood    in   Person 

NBC-Red:  Dan  Harding's  Wife 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and  Loretta 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 

2:45  .        r-    ■   , 

MBS:    Beatrice    Fairfax 

3:00  ..     . 

CBS:    Theater    Matinee 

NBC-Blue:    NBC    Light   Opera 

NBC-Red,   Pepper  Young's  Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:    Ma    Perkins 
3:30  ,    „    . 

NBC -Red:    Vic    and    Sade 
3 '4  5 

'NBC-Red:    The    O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted    Malone 

NBC -Blue:    Club    Matinee 

NBC-Red:    Lorenzo   Jones 
4' 1 5 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding   Light 
4:30  ..     ,. 

NBC-Red:    Mary   Marlin 
4:45 

NBC-Red:    Road   of    Life 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the   Moon 

NBC-Blue:    Peggy   Wood 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 
5:30 

CBS:    Exploring    Space 

NBC-Blue:  Singing  Lady 

NBC-Red:    Jack   Armstrong 
5 :45 

CBS:    Dear  Teacher 

NBC-Blue:   Tom    Mix 

NBC-Red:  Little  Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

CBS:    Eddie    Dooley 

NBC:    Press-Radio    News 
6:45 

CBS:  George  Hall's  Orch. 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:    Poetic    Melodies 

NBC-Blue:    Easy   Aces 

NBC-Bed:    Amos   'n'    Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Song   Time 

NBC-Red:   Vocal   Varieties 
7:30 

CBS:  We,  The  People 

CBS-Blue  Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

NBC-Blue:     Kidoodlers 
8:00 

CBS:  Kate  Smith 

NBC-Blue:    Gen     Hugh    S.    Johnson 

NBC-Red:    Rudy    Vallee 
9:00 

CBS:    Major   Bowes   Amateurs 

NBC-Blue:    March    of    Time 

NBC-Red:    Maxwell    House   Show 
9:30 

NBC-Blue:  Green  Bros.  Orch. 
10:00 

JIBS:   Witch's  Tale 

NBC-Blue:    NBC    Night    Club 

NBC -Red:    Kraft  Music   Hall 
10:30 

CBS:    Victor    Bay's    Orchestra 

NBC-Blue:    Piccadilly    Music    Hall 
11:05 

CBS:    Dance    Music 

NBC-Blue:    Dance    Music 

NBC-Red:   John    B.    Kennedy 


THURSDAY 


MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY 


By   BING  CROSBY 


The  nearest  thing  to  a  good  neighbor  is  a  grateful  friend. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Oct.  28 


"\ X7"HEN  nine  o'clock  comes  around 
V  *  this  evening,  the  old  Show  Boat 
will  make  her  last  trip.  .  .  .  After  two 
hundred  and  sixty-five  consecutive  per- 
formances, Show  Boat  is  going  off  the 
air  ...  to  be  replaced  next  Thursday 
by  a  great  new  show  .  .  .  which  your 
Almanac  will  tell  you  about  in  due 
time.  .  .  .  They  tried  hard  to  keep 
the  Show  Boat  in  service.  .  .  .  Even 
took  her  out  to  the  West  Coast  and 
brought  back  the  man  who  first  piloted 
her  to  fame,  Charlie  Winninger.  .  .  . 
But  the  old  glamor  just  wasn't  there. 
.  .  .  New  guest  stars,  new  writers,  new 
comedians  .  .  .  the  old  Show  Boat  still 
wasn't  what  she  used  to  be.  ...  So  to- 
night, down  she  goes,  with  flags  still 
flying  and  bands  playing.  .  .  .    They  say 


she  is  being  "temporarily  retired".  .  .  . 
But  your  Almanac  is  betting  that  the 
Show  Boat  will  never  ride  the  radio 
waves  again.  .  .  .  Now,  before  we  get 
to  weeping  into  our  Maxwell  House 
Coffee,  let's  talk  about  Patricia  Dunlap, 
who  plays  Janet  Dexter  in  Bachelor's 
Children,  which  you  hear  Monday 
through  Friday  at  9:45  A.  M.  .  .  .  She 
was  born  in  Bloomington,  111.,  and 
learned  about  acting  in  Chicago.  .  .  . 
Paid  her  way  through  dramatic  school 
by  working  in  an  office  .  .  .  studies 
French  in  her  spare  time  .  .  .  and  rol- 
ler-skates whenever  she  can  with  Mar- 
jorie  Hannan,  who  plays  the  other  Dex- 
ter twin  in  the  Bachelor's  Children 
serial.  .  .  .  Knits  her  own  sweaters  .  .  . 
that  is,  some  of  them. 


Brunette  Patricia  Dun- 
lap  plays  Janet  Dex- 
ter in  the  Bachelor's 
Children  show  on  CBS. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Nov.  4 


Myrna  Loy,  unless  she 
has  another  radio  job 
by  now,  is  one  of  the 
stars  on  M-G-M  show. 


/"pHE  only  sensible  thing  for  you  to 
-"-  tune  in  this  evening  between  9:00 
and  10:00  o'clock,  E.  S.  T.,  is  your 
nearest  NBC-Red  station  .  .  .  because 
that  Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer  show  is 
making  its  debut  then,  sponsored  by 
Maxwell  House  coffee.  .  .  .  Your  Al- 
manac can't  remember  when  a  program 
has  sent  so  many  advance  rumors  and 
speculations  winging  ahead  of  it.  .  .  . 
For  about  a  year  now  M-G-M  has  had 
this  program,  ready  for  a  sponsor.  .  .  . 
A  couple  of  times  it  seemed  as  if  the 
deal  were  about  closed.  .  .  .  Even 
Henry  Ford  was  interested  in  it  at  one 
time.  .  .  .  You'll  hear  every  M-G-M 
contract  player,  director,  writer  or 
what-not  who  hasn't  another  radio 
job  with  a  different  sponsor.  .  .  .    Even 


a  longtime  holdout  like  Greta  Garbo 
may  step  to  the  mike.  .  .  .  Previews  of 
forthcoming  M-G-M  shows  are  to  be 
broadcast.  .  .  .  You'll  listen  to  the 
actual  making  of  a  picture.  .  .  .  At 
least,  so  they  say,  but  your  Almanac 
doubts  it.  because  making  a  picture  is 
serious  business  and  nobody  wants  a 
microphone  hanging  around.  .  .  .  It's 
the  kind  of  a  program  that  can  be 
either  very  very  good  or  simply  awfully 
dull,  depending  on  how  much  imagina- 
tion the  producers  have.  .  .  .  But  it 
ought  to  be  good,  since  the  reported 
talent  cost  is  a  little  matter  of  $20,000 
a  week.  ,  .  .  And  the  presence  of  stars 
like  Myrna  Loy,  at  the  left,  certainly 
ought  to  insure  an  hour  of  superfine 
listening. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Nov.  11 


A  RMISTICE  DAY.  .  .  .  And  your 
-^■"^  Almanac  only  wishes  that  some 
of  the  European  war-lords  who  are  mad 
at  their  neighbors  just  now  could  be 
forced  to  look  at  moving-pictures  of  the 
delirious  happiness  exhibited  on  that 
first  Armistice  Day,  nineteen  years  ago. 
...  It  might  jog  their  short  memories 
into  a  realization  of  what  they're  going 
to  let  millions  of  people  in  for  if  they 
don't  behave  themselves.  .  .  .  CBS  has 
scheduled  for  broadcast  today  a  special 
Armistice  Day  program  called  The 
Family  of  Nations.  .  .  .  Does  your 
family  fight  that  much?  .  .  .  Bulletin 
on  Paul  Whiteman:  He's  at  the  Drake 
Hotel  in  Chicago,  after  a  successful  sea- 
son at  the  Texas  Centennial.  .  .  .  You 
can  hear  him  on  his  coast-to-coast  MBS 


program,  late  at  night.  .  .  .  He'll  be 
at  the  Drake  for  another  three  weeks, 
and  maybe  longer.  .  .  .  Those  commer- 
cial program  rumors  about  Oom  Paul 
haven't  come  to  a  head  yet.  ...  In 
fact,  they've  sort  of  died  down.  .  .  .  Do 
you  know  that  the  grand  old  lady  of 
the  screen  is  on  the  air?  .  .  .  None 
other  than  May  Robson.  .  .  .  She  can 
be  heard  on  a  selected  group  of  sta- 
tions in  a  recorded  serial  drama  called 
Lady  of  Millions,  Mondays  through 
Fridays,  sponsored  by  Bauer  and 
Black  .  .  .  These  are  the  stations  you 
can  hear  her  on :  WGN  WTAM 
KRLD  KOA  WHO  WWJ  WIRE 
WDAF  KLRA  KNX  WCCO  WKY 
WOW  WCAE  KGW  KMOX  KGO 
KOMO   KWKH   KHQ   KVOO   KPRC. 


May  Robson  is  on  the 
air  in  a  five-times- 
a  week  dramatic  ser- 
ial,   Lady    of    Millions. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Nov.  18 


Ken  Griffin  is  Lar- 
ry Noble  in  Backstage 
Wife,  the  serial  at 
I  1:15  today,  NBC-Red. 


OEEMS  as  if  there's  no  end  to  the 
**^  things  radio  can  do  for  you.  .  .  .  Now 
comes  a  program,  on  CBS  at  5:30  this 
afternoon,  called  Exploring  Space.  .  .  . 
All  you  have  to  do  is  sit  back  in  your 
easy-chair  and  let  radio  whisk  you 
away  to  Mars  Venus,  the  moon,  and 
even  Betelgeuse  ...  all  in  fifteen  min- 
utes. .  .  .  After  that,  to  catch  your 
breath,  you  can  listen  to  Tom  Mix  on 
NBC-Blue  or  Little  Orphan  Annie  on 
the  Red;  and  to  Eddie  Dooley  and  his 
football  reports  and  predictions,  on 
CBS  at  6:30.  .  .  .  Don't  forget  that 
the  March  of  Time  has  marched  back- 
wards .  .  .  instead  of  listening  to  it  at 
10:30  you  hear  it  at  9:00  tonight,  and 
on  a  different  network,  NBC-Blue.  .  .  . 
Which  is  very  inconsiderate  of  the  pro- 


gram makers,  because  Major  Bowes 
and  the  M-G-M  show  for  Maxwell 
House  are  on  at  the  same  time.  .  .  .  At 
11:15  this  morning  you'll  be  listening 
to  Backstage  Wife  over  the  Red  net- 
work of  NBC.  .  .  .  Ken  Griffin,  who 
plays  Larry  Noble  in  this  long-run  se- 
rial, landed  in  Chicago  three  years  ago 
with  one  dollar  in  his  pocket.  .  .  .  He 
didn't  know  he  was  an  actor,  but  he  got 
a  job  as  one  in  the  Century  of  Progress 
Exposition.  .  .  A  radio  audition  and 
network  success  came  later.  .  .  .  Ken 
and  Blair  Walliser,  Backstage  Wife's 
director,  own  one  of  the  Great  Lakes* 
finest  racing  sloops,  Revenge,  and  Ken 
does  all  vhe  painting  and  deck-scraping 
on  it  himself.  .  .  .  Says  the  boat  is 
his   only   extravagance. 


48 


All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 
8:00  A.M. 

NBC-Red:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:    Island    Serenaders 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm  Claire 
9:00- 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:  Women  and   News 
9:30 

CBS:   Jack   Berch 
9:45 

NBC-Blue:  Aunt  Jemima 

CBS:    Bachelor's   Children 
10:00 

CBS:  Pretty   Kitty  Kelly 

NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marl  in 

NBC-Red:  Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:   Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Red:   John's  Other  Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen   Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Today's   Children 
11:00 

CBS:   Heinz   Magazine 

NBC-Blue:  The  O'Neills 

NBC-Red:  David  Harum 
11:15 

NBC-Blue:   Road  of  Life 

NBC-Red:    Backstage   Wife 
II  :30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:  How  to  Be  Charming 
11:45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

MBS:   Myra  Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:   Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:   Hello  Peggy 
12:00  Noon 

CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 

MBS:   Journal   of   Living 

NBC-Blue:    Time   for   Thought 

NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15 

CBS:   Edwin   C.   Hill 

NBC-Red:  The  Goldbergs 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance   of    Helen   Trent 

NBC-Blue:     Farm    and    Home    Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our   Gal   Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:  Betty  Crocker 

NBC-Red:    Words   and    Music 
1:30 

CBS:  Arnold   Grimm's   Daughter 

NBC-Blue:   Love  and   Learn 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood  in  Person 

NBC-Red:   Dan   Harding's  Wife 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 

NBC:    Music    Appreciation 
2:15 

CBS:   Jack  and   Loretta 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 
2:45 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 

NBC-Red:   Pepper   Young's   Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:    Ma   Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:    Jennie   Peabody 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 

NBC-Blue:  Club  Matinee 

NBC-Red:   Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:   The   Guiding   Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:    Mary    Marlin 
4:45 

CBS:  Dr.  Allan  R.  Dafoe 

NBC-Red:    Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:    Follow  the   Moon 
5:15 

CBS:    Life   of   Mary   Sothern 

NBC-Red:    Dari-Dan 
5:30 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 
5:45 

CBS:   Children's   Corner 

NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

.  .Press- Radio    News 
6:35 

CBS:   Sports   Resume 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell    Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:  Poetic  Melodies 

NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'   Andy 
7:15 

NBC-Blue:    Dr.    Karl    Reiland 

NBC-Red:   Uncle  Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

CBS:  Boake  Carter 

NBC-Red:   Bughouse   Rhythm 
8:00 

CBS:   Hammerstein   Music   Hall 

MBS:   Mary  Jane  Walsh 

NBC-Blue:    Grand    Central    Station 

NBC-Red:  Cities  Service  Concert 
8:30 

CBS:   Hal   Kemp's  Orch. 

NBC-Blue:   Death   Valley   Days 
9:00 

CBS:   Hollywood   Hotel 

NBC-Blue:    Varsity   Show 

NBC-Red:   Waltz  Time 
9:30 

NBC-Red:   True  Story  Court 
10:00 

CBS:  Song  Shop 

NBC-Blue:  Tommy   Dorsey  Orch. 

NBC-Red:    First   Nighter 
10:30 
MBS:   The   Lone    Ranger 

NBC-Blue:    Fortune   Stories 

NBC-Red:  Jimmie   Fid;er 
10:45 
NBC-Red:   Dorothy  Thompson 


FRIDAY 


MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY 


By  JERRY  COOPER 


Laughter  is  the  rain  that  makes  friendships  grow. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Oct.  22 


TWT  OST  of  the  big  name  orchestras 
have  settled  down  into  their  fall 
and  winter  hotel  ballrooms,  but  here's 
a  new  one  for  tonight — Don  Bestor  go- 
ing into  the  Normandie  Ballroom  in 
Boston.  .  .  You'll  listen  to  Don  over 
the  Yankee  network  and  NBC.  .  .  .  To- 
night's Varsity  Show,  on  NBC-Blue  at 
9:00,  is  coming  from  the  University  of 
Virginia,  so  get  your  southern  accents 
out  and  brush  them  off  for  ready  refer- 
ence. ...  In  the  rush  of  easy,  thought- 
less entertainment  that  radio  offers 
you,  don't  neglect  a  person  like  Dorothy 
Thompson,  on  NBC-Red  tonight  at 
10:45.  .  .  .  Miss  Thompson  is  prob- 
ably this  country's  greatest  woman  re- 
porter and  authority  on  world  affairs 
.   .    .  and  incidentally   the  wife  of   Sin- 


clair "Main  Street"  Lewis.  .  .  .  You 
can't  think  about  that  bridge  hand  you 
held  this  afternoon  while  you're  listen- 
ing to  Miss  Thompson  ...  if  you  aren't 
prepared  to  give  her  all  your  attention 
you'd  better  tune  in  a  good  dance  or- 
chestra. .  .  But  if  you  are,  you'll  find 
out  what  makes  people  like  Hitler, 
Stalin,  Sir  Anthony  Eden,  and  even 
the  undersecretary  of  foreign  affairs  of 
Bulgaria  tick.  .  .  .  Because  Miss 
Thompson  knows  them  all,  from  the 
highest  to  the  lowest.  .  .  She  discusses 
world  events  from  the  angle  of  the  per- 
sonalities involved  in  them.  .  .  .  She 
has  interviewed  Hitler  so  successfully 
that  if  she  tried  to  get  into  Germany 
now  the  boys  at  the  frontier  wouldn't 
let  her  in. 


Keen-minded  Dorothy 
Thompson  tells  you 
about  world  personal- 
ities tonight  on   NBC. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Oct.  29 


"^P* 


Mary  Jane  Walsh  is 
star  of  the  new  pro- 
gram which  bows  in 
tonight  at  8  on   MBS. 


A    LATE  arrival  in  the  fall  and  win- 
ter    radio     season     is     Barbasol's 

coast-to-coast  show,  tonight  on  MBS 
at  8:00,  E.  S.  T.  Mary  Jane  Walsh,  a 
beautiful  young  lady  who  hasn't  had 
much  to  do  with  radio  until  now,  is 
the  featured  singer.  .  .  .  Mary  Jane 
has  a  high  reputation  in  New  York's 
night  club  belt  as  a  distinctive  singer 
of  hot  songs,  but  her  radio  experience 
has  been  confined  to  doing  the  vocal 
refrains  for  Paul  Ash,  Ben  Bernie,  Shep 
Fields  and  others.  .  .  .  She's  a  Daven- 
port, Iowa,  girl  .  .  .  went  to  Trinity 
College  in  Washington,  D.  C.  .  .  .  sang 
in  the  choir  there  .  .  .  had  to  leave  col- 
lege because  the  depression  spoiled  her 
father's  business  .  .  .  went  to  Chicago 
and  supported  herself  by  working  as  a 


clothes  model  while  she  took  lessons 
in  singing,  diction,  and  dramatics  .  .  . 
because  all  the  time  she  intended  to  be 
a  singer  .  .  .  Tonight's  Varsity  Show, 
NBC-Blue  at  9:00,  is  from  Fordham 
University,  in  New  York  City.  .  .  . 
Have  you  been  missing  Bughouse 
Rhythm,  NBC-Red  at  7:45  tonight? 
...  If  you  like  a  wacky  program,  this 
is  your  dish.  .  .  .  But  believe  it  or  not, 
it's  good  music  too  ...  of  the  swing 
variety.  .  .  .  Friday  highlights:  Cities 
Service  Concert,  with  Lucille  Manners, 
at  8:00  on  NBC-Red.  .  .  .  Hal  Kemp 
and  Alice  Faye  on  CBS  at  8:30.  .  .  . 
Hollywood  Hotel  on  CBS  at  9:00.  .  .  . 
The  True  Story  Court  on  NBC-Red  at 
9:30.  .  .  .  Jimmie  Fidler  on  the  same 
network  at  10:30. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Nov.  5 


TN  case  you  didn't  know  it,  little 
Alice  Cornett,  who  sings  on  the  Song 
Shop  tonight  at  10:00  on  CBS,  is  the 
surprise  starlet  of  the  fall  radio  season. 
....  A  Florida  girl,  she  came  to  New 
York  cold,  upon  the  urging  of  her  girl- 
hood friend,  Frances  Langford.  .  .  . 
She  had  a  letter  to  Donald  Novis,  and 
he  got  her  a  job  singing  at  the  Lexing- 
ton Hotel  during  the  fifteen  minutes 
every  evening  that  the  regular  band 
went  off  duty  for  a  smoke.  .  .  .  He 
also  took  her  to  an  amateur  contest  on 
a  local  station  .  .  .  which  she  won  with- 
out realizing  she  was  even  in  a  con- 
test. .  .  .  Then  she  auditioned  for  the 
Coca-Cola  people,  and  was  hired  at 
once  ...  a  completely  unknown  singer 
.   .   .  and  given  a  year's  contract.  .   .   . 


She's  in  her  very  early  twenties.  .  .  . 
speaks  with  a  strong  Southern  accent 
.  .  calls  all  her  friends  "Honey"  .  .  . 
is  very  excited  over  her  sudden  success. 
.  .  .  The  Pepperel  Company  has  a  new 
network  program,  starting  tonight  at 
7:15  on  NBC-Blue  ...  Dr.  Karl  Reil- 
and is  the  star.  .  .  .  Former  rector  of 
St.  George's  Church,  in  downtown  Man- 
hattan, Dr.  Reiland  comes  to  radio  be- 
cause the  president  of  the  company 
that  sponsors  him  admired  his  work  in 
the  St.  George  Parish.  .  .  .  Predictions 
are  that  Dr.  Reiland  will  give  you  some- 
thing new  in  the  way  of  listening.  .  .  . 
That  he  is  inspiring,  human,  humorous, 
and  very  very  good.  .  .  .  Grand  Cen- 
tral Station  is  on  now  tonight  instead 
of  Tuesday — 8:00  on  NBC-Blue. 


Southern-born  Alice 
Cornett  of  CBS'  Song 
Shop  tonight  is  this 
season's    surprise    star. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Nov.  12  and  19 


Tiny  and  red-haired, 
Lois  Bennett  co-stars 
with  Frank  Munn  over 
NBC    in    Waltz    Time. 


November  12:  Just  because  Holly- 
wood Hotel  is  on  at  the  same  time, 
there's  another  program  that  maybe 
hasn't  been  getting  its  share  of  atten- 
tion from  you  .  .  .  Waltz  Time,  on 
NBC-Red  from  9:00  to  9:30.  .  .  .  With 
Frank  Munn,  Lois  Bennett,  and  Abe 
Lyman's  orchestra,  it's  a  half-hour  of 
pleasant,  smooth  music,  with  the  mini- 
mum amount  of  talk.  .  .  .  And  one 
nice  thing  about  it,  from  a  lazy  man's 
point  of  view,  is  that  you  can  just 
leave  the  dial  tuned  to  the  same  sta- 
tion at  the  end  of  the  thirty  minutes, 
and  go  on  listening  ...  to  the  True 
Story  Court  of  Human  Relations.  .  .  . 
Incidentally,  Martin  Gabel,  the  Dr. 
John  Wayne  of  Big  Sister  .  .  .  your 
Almanac    told    you   about   him   on   No- 


vember 2  .   .  .  often  takes  leading  roles 
in  the  True  Story  dramas.   .  .  . 

November  19:  Speaking  of  Waltz 
Time  ...  as  we  were  last  week  .  .  . 
Lois  Bennett,  the  little  red-headed 
singing  star  of  these  broadcasts  ...  is 
in  private  life  Mrs.  Louis  J.  Chatten, 
of  Stamford,  Conn.  .  .  .  Was  born  in 
Houston,  Texas.  .  .  .  Sang  in  the  choir 
of  the  Episcopal  Church  in  Oklahoma 
City,  where  she  was  brought  up.  .  .  . 
Chief  interest  away  from  the  mike  is 
the  legitimate  theater.  .  .  .  Loathes 
most  desserts.  .  .  .  Was  once  picked  by 
Carrie  Jacobs  Bond  to  go  on  a  special 
concert  tour  singing  nothing  but  Car- 
rie Jacobs  Bond  songs.  .  .  .  Won  New 
York  fame  singing  leading  roles  in 
Gilbert    and    Sullivan    operetta. 

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All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 

8:00   A.    M. 

NBC-Blue:    Island   Serenaders 
NBC-Red:  Good   Morning   Melodies 

8:15 

NBC-Blue:    Dick    Leibert 
NBC-Red:    Malcolm    Claire 

9:00 

CBS:    Roy   Block 
NBC-Blue:   Breakfast  Club 
NBC-Red:    Fields   and    Hall 

9:30 

("BS.    Richard    Maxwell 
MBS:  Journal  of  Living 

9:45 
NBC-Blue:   Aunt    Jemina 

10:00 
CBS:  Syracuse  Varieties 
NBC-Blue:    Breen   and    De    Rose 
NBC-Red:   Nancy   Swanson 

10:15 

NBC-Blue:    Raising    Your    Parents 
NBC-Red:   Charioteers 

10:30 
CBS:    Let's    Pretend 

10:45 
NBC-Blue:    Bill    Krenz    Orchestra 

11:00 
CBS:      Cincinnati      Conservatory     of 

Music 
MBS:   Ed  Fitzgerald 
NBC-Blue:  Patricia  Ryan 

11:15 
NBC-Blue:    Minute    Men 
NBC-Red:   Ward  and    Muzzy 

II  :30 
NBC-Red:   Melody   Men 

12:00  Noon 
CBS:    Jack    Shannon 
NBC-Blue:    Call   to   Youth 
NBC- Red:   Continentals 

12:30 
I  BS:   George   Hall  Orch. 
NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home  Hour 
NBC-Red:    Rex    Battle's    Orch. 

I  :00 

NBC-Red:  Happy  Jack 

1:30 
CBS:    Buffalo   Presents 
NBC-Blue:   Our    Barn 
NBC-Red:  Campus   Capers 

2:00 

CBS:  Football 

MBS:    Football 

NBC-Red:    Your    Host   is    Buffalo 

2:30 

NBC-Blue:    Louis    Panico's    Orch. 
NBC-Red:   Golden    Melodies 

2:45 

CBS:  Tours  in  Tone 
NBC:   Football 

3:00 

CBS:   Down  by  Herman's 

3:30 

CBS:  Waltzes  of  the  World 

5:30 

NBC-Red:      Kaltenmeyer's      Kinder- 
garten 

6:00 

CBS:  Concert   Hall 

6:05 

NBC-Blue:  Nickelodeon 
NBC-Red:   El  Chico   Revue 

6:30 

CBS:   Eddie  Dooley 
NBC:    Press- Radio    News 

6:35 

NBC-Blue-    Football   Scores 
NBC-Red:  Alma  Kitchell 

6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Johnny    O'Brien    Orch. 
NBC-Red:   The   Art   of    Living 

7:00 

CBS:    Saturday   Swing   Session 
NBC-Blue:    Message  of   Isreal 
NBC-Red:  Top   Hatters 

7:30 

CBS:   Carborundum   Band 
NBC-Blue:     Uncle     Jim's     Question 
Bee 

7:45 
NBC-Red:    Jimmy    Kemper 

8:00 

CBS:  Your  Unseen  Friend 
NBC-Red:    Robert    Ripley 

8:30 

CBS:    Johnny    Presents 
NBC-Red:   Jack    Haley 

9:00 

CBS:   Professor  Quiz 

NBC-Blue:    National    Barn    Dance 

9:30 
(BS:   Your    Pet   Program 
NBC-Red:  Special    Delivery 

10:00 
CBS:  Your  Hit  Parade 
NBC-Blue-  Gun  Smoke  Law 
NBC-Red:  Jamboree 

10:15 
MBS:  George  Fischer 

10:30 
NEC-Blue:    Light    Opera    Gems 

II  :00 

Dance   Music 


SATURDAY 

MOTTO  OF  THE  DAY        By  Professor  Kaltenmeyer 

Eat,  drink  and  be  merry,  for  tomorrow  is  Sunday 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Oct.  23 


SATURDAY  night  is  picking  up  as  a 
good  listening  time.  .  .  .  The  net- 
works decided  there  were  too  few 
sponsored  programs  on  the  air  tonight, 
and  put  their  sales  forces  to  work.  .  .  . 
Result:  NBC-Red  has  a  whole  hour  of 
good  entertainment  from  8:00  to  9:00. 
.  .  .  Robert  L.  Ripley,  forsaking  Fri- 
day night,  is  on  the  Red  at  8:00  .  .  . 
followed  at  8:30  by  Jack  Haley,  Wen- 
dy Barrie  and  Virginia  Verrill,  who 
were  first  scheduled  to  be  on  Fridays, 
but  changed  their  plans.  .  .  .  Your 
Unseen  Friend,  a  half-hour  dramatic 
show,  is  heard  on  Saturday  nights  now 
too  .  .  .  also  8:00,  but  over  CBS.  .  .  . 
The  change  of  time  on  this  program 
also  added  new  stations  to  the  list 
carrying   the    show. 


The  day's  football  broadcasts: 
Navy-Notre    Dame.      MBS    and    NBC 

Red  and  Blue  networks. 
Colgate-Duke.      WOR    WFBL    WHRC 

WGR        WIBX        WNBF        WESG 

WOKO       KDKA        WRVA       WBT 

WDNC. 
Maryland  -  Syracuse.       WGY      WSYR 

WHAM  WBEN  WBAL  WJEJ. 
Penn  -  Georgetown.         WCAU        WHP 

WBRE  WGBI  WCBA  WKOK  WPG 
Boston    College-U.    of    Detroit.      WBZ 

WTAG,  WTIC  WJAR  WBZA. 
Pitt-Wisconsin.  WCAE  WFBG  WTBO 

WLEU  WOR 
Virginia-V.M.I.  WBTM  WCHV  WDBJ 

WGH  WLVA  WRNL  WSVA 
Ohio      State    -   Northwestern.       WSPD 

WADC    WHK    WHKC 


Barbara  James  plays 
ingenue  leads  in  the 
Your  Unseen  Friend 
dramas   at   8   on   CBS. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Oct.  30 


Marion  Randolph  plays 
Miss  Tiny  Woodward  in 
Special  Delivery,  over 
NBC-Red  at  9:30  to- 
night. 


AFTER  a  day  of  listening  to  college 
■*"*•  football  games,  is  your  interest  still 
strong  in  collegiate  matters?  .  .  .  Then 
Special  Delivery,  the  half-hour  weekly 
serial  on  NBC-Red  from  9:30  to  10:00, 
E.  S.  T.  tonight,  might  be  just  what 
you  want.  .  .  It's  about  life  in  a 
small  college  town.  .  .  .  Marion  Ran- 
dolph, one  of  NBC's  best  actresses,  is 
playing  the  starring  role.  .  .  .  Miss 
Tiny  Woodward  is  the  name.  .  .  .  And 
don't  forget  that  the  Carborundum 
Band  is  back  on  the  air  for  still  an- 
other season.  .  .  .  CBS  at  7:30.  .  .  . 
Once  more  Edward  D'Anna  directs  the 
band  and  Francis  D.  Bowman  tells 
those  fascinating  Indian  legends.  .  .  . 
The  Cincinnati  Conservatory  oi  Music 
is  back — this  morning  at  11:00  on  CBS. 


The  day's  football  broadcasts: 
Michigan-Illinois.     MBS     network. 
Penn-Navy,      WTAG      WTIC      WJAR 

WCAU,        WHP       WBRE       WCAB 

WGBI  WKOK  WPG  WBAL  WJEJ 
Holy     Cross-Temple.      WEEI     WORC 

WDRC  WIP  WPRO  WMAS. 
Cornell-Columbia.  WOR  WFBL  WHEC 

WIBX  WNBF  WESG  WOKO  WGR. 
Pitt-Carnegie.    WCAE    KDKA    WTBO 

WFBG  WLEU. 
Virginia-William      &      Mary.       WRNL 

WCHV      WLVA       WBTM       WGH 

WDBJ  WSVA. 
Syracuse-Penn    State.      WGY     WSYR 

WHAM  WBEN. 
Maryland   -  Florida.       WJAX      WIOD 
Chicago-Ohio     State.      WHK     WHKC 

WADC    WSPD 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Nov.  6 


""THESE  days,  anybody  with  a  loud 
and  determined  voice  can  qualify 
as  a  football  expert — but  Eddie  Doo- 
ley, who  is  on  CBS  tonight  at  6:30 
(Thursday  nights  too)  really  is  one. 
.  .  .  Has  been  writing  about  sports 
for  newspapers  ever  since  graduating 
from  college  .  .  .  and  describing  them 
on  the  air  since  1929  .  .  .  His  foot- 
ball opinions  tonight  are  culled  from 
two  hundred  coaches  and  newspaper 
men  with  whom  Eddie's  in  constant 
touch.  .  .  .  Which  means  that  Ed- 
die's an  expert  among  experts.  .  .  . 
Was  a  nationally  known  player  in  his 
college  days.  .  .  .  Tonight's  is  Al  Good- 
man's last  broadcast  over  CBS  on  the 
Your  Hit  Parade  program.  .  .  .  10:00 
o'clock. 


The  day's  football  broadcasts: 
Illinois-Northwestern.    MBS  network. 
Pittsburgh-Notre  Dame.    NBC  network. 
Holy      Cross-Colgate.     WEEI      WORC 

WDRC  WPRO  WMAS  WOR  WFBL 

WHEC  WGR  WIBX  WNBF  WESG 

WOKO. 
Penn-Penn  Stale.  WTIC  WJAR  WCAU 

WHP  WBRE  WGBI  WCBA  WKOK 

WPG. 
West    Maryland-Boston   College.    WBZ 

WTAG  WBZA  WBAL  WJEJ. 
Notre      Dame-Pitt.       WCAE      WFBG 

WTBO  WLEU. 
Washington    &    Lee-Virginia.      WBTM 

WCHV  WDBJ  WGH  WLVA  WRNL 

WRVA  WSVA. 
Florida-Georgia.    WSB  WTOC  WRDW 

WJAX  WIOD  WRUF. 


Football  expert  Ed- 
die Dooley  tells  the 
results  of  today's 
games  on  CBS  at  6:30 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Nov.  13  and  20 


1,1 

Robert  Emmett  Dolan 
takes  over  leader- 
ship at  Your  Hit  Pa- 
rade  on   CBS   tonight. 


November  13:  Robert  Emmett  Do- 
lan takes  over  the  Hit  Parade  orches- 
tra tonight  at  10:00  on  CBS,  and  NBC 
begins  its  Saturday-night  symphony 
series.  .  .  .  The  day's  football  broad- 
casts: 

Army-Notre  Dame.  CBS  and  MBS  net- 
works. 
Northwestern  -  Minnesota.      MBS    net- 
work. 
Dartmouth  -  Cornell.        WBZ       WBZA 
WTAG       WTIC       WJAR       WFBL 
WHEC  WGR  WIBX  WNBF  WESG 
WOKO  KYW. 
Pitt-Nebraska.     WOR    WCAE    WFBG 

WTBO  WLEU  WBAL  WJEJ. 
Brown-Holv      Cross.       WDRC      WEEI 

WMAS  WORC  WPRO. 
Columbia  -  Syracuse.       WGY      WSYR 


WHAM  WBEN. 
Pennsylvania-Michigan.     WCAU    WHP 

WBRE  WGBI  WCBA  WKOK  WPG. 
Virginia-V.P.I.  WRNL  WCHV  WLVA 

WBTM  WGH   WDBJ  WSVA. 
*      *      * 

November   20:   The   day's  football 
broadcasts: 

Notre  Dame-Northwestern.      MBS  net- 
work. 
Holy    Cross-Carnegie.      WEEI    WORC 

WDRC  WPRO    WMAS    KDKA. 
Syracuse-Colgate.    WTAG  WOR  WGY 

WSYR       WHAM       WBEN      KYW 

WNBF  WESG. 
Temple-Villanova.    WIP  WHP  WBRE 

WGBI  WKOK  WCBA  WPG. 
Pitt-Penn  State.  WCAU  WCAE  WFBC 

WTBO  WLEU. 


50 


WHAT  DO  YOU    ,, 
WANT  TO  KNOW  ? 


QUESTION  OF  THE  MONTH 

HOME  on  the  Range"  is  "Home, 
Sweet  Home"  to  the  Ranch  Boys 
whose  cowboy  ballads  are  features 
of  five  different  NBC  network  programs. 
No  "dude"  masqueraders  these,  but  real 
bred-to-the  saddle  products  of  the  range- 
lands  about  which  they  sing.  They  ride 
their  own  in  the  rodeos  and  roll  their  own. 
All  were  born  in  the  West — Jack  "Lone- 
some" Ross  on  June  18,  1904,  at  Oracle, 
Arizona;  Joe  "Curly"  Bradley  in  Coalgate, 
Oklahoma,  Sept.  18,  1910,  and  Hubert 
"Shorty"  Carson  at  Coal  County,  Okla- 
homa, November,  1912.  "Curly,"  inci- 
dentally, was  born  Raymond  Courtney, 
and  "Shorty"  was  Hubert  Paul  Flatt,  but 
the  movie  moguls  rechristened  them  when 
they  invaded  the  California  lots  to  make 
Western  thrillers. 

Gentling  bronchos  is  not  the  only  art 
these  cowboy  artists  have  mastered,  how- 
ever. Ross,  their  organizer  and  leader,  is 
not  only  a  singer,  but  guitar  player  and  au- 
thor of  radio  scripts,  movie  scenarios  and 
Wild  West  fiction!  The  boys'  repertoire 
consists  of  almost  a  thousand  songs,  of 
which  they  wrote  nearly  two  hundred 
themselves.  They  harmonized  for  the  sound 
machines  during  the  first  five  years  of  talk- 
ing pictures  and  they  have  made  more 
than  300  recordings  and  transcriptions. 
Probably  one  of  their  most  famous  accom- 
plishments was  the  scene  in  the  bus  in  "It 
Happened  One  Night" — they  sang  the  har- 
mony for  "The  Man  on  the  Flying 
Trapeze."  They  have  been  known  as  the 
Cowboy  Singers,  the  Ross  Trio,  the  Vaca- 
tion Boys,  etc. 

You  might  like  to  know  that  Jack  Ross 
used  to  double  for  Western  stars  on  the  movie  lots  ...  he  is 
six  feet  tall,  has  dark  hair  and  eyes.  Joe  Bradley  is  tallest 
of  the  trio — six-feet-one-and  weighs  175  pounds  .  .  .  has 
brown  hair  and  eyes  .  .  .  greatest  extravagances  are  horses, 
guns,  hats,  boots  and  belt  buckles.  Hubert  Carson  attended 
grade  school  in  Henryetta,  Oklahoma,  in  the  hill  country 
.  .  .  was  ranching  at  the  age  of  thirteen  when  his  family 
moved  to  Salinas,  California. 

Betty  Jo  Ellis,  McGregor,  Texas. — Deanna  Durbin  can 
reach  E  Flat  above  High  C.  Among  the  operatic  selections 
she  has  mastered  are:  "One  Fine  Day"  from  Madame  But- 
terfly, the  Waltz  from  Romeo  and  Juliet  by  Gounod,  the 
Musetta  Waltz  from  La  Boheme,  and  "Batti,  Batti"  from 
Mozart's  Don  Giovanni.    See  Jimmie  Fidler's  comments. 

Mrs.  C.  O.  WodLey,  E.  St.  Louis,  111.— You  can't  be- 
lieve all  you  hear  on  the  Fibber  McGee  and  Molly  program. 
The  voice  may  be  that  of  Grandma,  Mrs.  Wearybottom, 
Geraldine  Lady  Vere-de-Vere  or  the  "I  Betcha"  girl,  but 
it's  Mrs.  Jim  Jordan  speaking.     And  when  you  hear  Mort 


Guess  who?     She's  a  comedian  turned  beauty — Mrs.  Jack  Benny. 


Toops  arguing  with  Fibber,  it's  just  Jim  Jordan  talking  to 
himself.  Between  the  two  of  them,  this  versatile  team 
handle  more  than  seven  roles.  Also  adept  in  the  art  of 
sounding  like  someone  else  entirely,  are:  Hugh  Studebaker 
(the  Dr.  Bob  Graham  of  Bachelor's  Children)  who  plays 
"Silly"  Watson  and  other  roles,  and  Bill  Thompson,  who 
portrays  Nick  the  Greek,  Horatio  K.  Boomer  and  Mr. 
Vodka. 

Virginia  Berthot,  Niagara  Falls,  N.  Y. — The  Hoosier 
Hot  Shots  are:  Frank  Kettering,  bass  fiddle;  Paul  "Hessie" 
Trietsch,  zither  and  whistle;  Kenneth  Trietsch,  banjo,  and 
Otto  Ward,  clarinet.  They  trouped  in  vaudeville  for  ten 
years  before  coming  to  radio.  Have  a  brass  band  doubling 
about  26  instruments  between  the  four.  Wrote  25  or  30 
of  their  own  songs — all  recorded. 

George  Leiper,  Little  Rock,  Ark. — Do  babies  in 
Arkansas  play  with  microphones  instead  of  rattles?  Be- 
cause they  certainly  know  how  to  handle  them  when  they 
grow  up.  Look  at  Bob  Burns,  look  {Continued  on  page  61) 

51 


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RADIO    MIRROR 


JOYCE     ANDERSON 


THERE'S    A    RULE    YOU 


MUST   FOLLOW  TO   BE 


BEAUTIFUL,    SO    SIMPLE 


THAT  FEW  WOMEN  ARE 


AWARE  OF  WHAT  IT  IS 


IT'S   an  old   axiom — and   if   it   isn't,   it   should   be — that 
having  a  "just  right"  look  does  more  for  you  than  two 
dozen  finger  waves,  a  dozen  shampoos,  and  half  a  dozen 
facials.     It's  the  secret  of  gaining  that  glow,  that  sparkle 
that  gives  a  lift  to  your  morale  and  zip  to  your  person- 
ality. 

It  is,  in  short,  and  take  Jane  Pickens'  word  for  it,  every- 


Year  after  year  Jane  Pick- 
ens has  been  chosen  radio's 
best  dressed  woman — here's 
how  it's  done  as  revealed 
by   this    famous    radio    star. 


thing,  if  you  want  more  than  your  natural  beauty.  But 
to  get  that  "just  right"  look?  It's  a  simple  rule  of  beauty 
too  few  pay  heed  to  and  everyone  should  follow  for  results. 
It's  the  rule  that  guides  Jane  Pickens — and  let  there  be  no 
question  of  whether  she  is  right,  for  year  after  year  Jane  is 
picked  as  radio's  best  dressed  woman.  And  one  of  the  most 
beautiful.  (Continued  on  page  84) 


RADIO     MIRROR     BEAUTY     PACE 


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Fuzzy,  "but  we'll  grow  quick,  you  and 
me  I've  got  the  money  my  father  lett 
me,  and  you've  got  the  knowledge.  Guess 
you  know  more  about  cattle  breedin  than 
anybody  1  ever  met.  And  we'll  split  the 
profits  even."  „„  _  ,     , 

"Will  we  raise  grapes,  too?    Fuzzy  asked 

eagerly.  • ,        „    T 

"Sure!  Big  bunches  of  them,  I  om 
promised.  , 

And  with  that  Fuzzy  agreed  to  eave 
the  tumble-down  house  that  was  all  he 
possessed  and  move  in  with  Tom  and  bva. 

The  cattle'  business,  starting  small  as 
Tom  had  said,  prospered  in  the  four  years 
that  followed.  Luck  seemed  to  be  with 
them  in  everything  they  did.  Not  that 
it  wasn't  hard  work.  Many  a  time  one 
or  the  other  was  out  on  the  range  tor 
weeks.  And  somehow,  the  grapes  never 
got  planted.  At  first  Fuzzy  used  to  re- 
mind Tom,  timidly,  about  them,  but  Tom 
never  seemed  to  get  the  time  to  attend 
to  them  himself,  or  be  able  to  spare 
Fuzzy's  services  long  enough  for  him  to 
order  and  plant  them.  It  was  just  one 
of  Fuzzy's  crazy  notions,  anyway.  At 
last  he  stopped  mentioning  it  altogether. 

Eva,  Tom's  wife,  got  along  with  Fuzzy 
better  even  than  Tom  did  himself.  Some- 
times Fuzzy's  childishness  threw  Tom  into 
fits  of  irritation,  but  Eva  was  always 
gentle  and  kind  toward  him.  She  was 
able  to  sit  auietly  and  listen  to  the  semi- 
mystical  gibberish  Fuzzy  occasionally 
talked — gibberish  which  made  Tom  want 
to  laugh,  it  was  so  foolish.  It  even  irritated 
him  to  know  that  she  was  capable  of 
listening  solemnly  to  such  nonsense. 

He  began  to  wonder,  at  last,  about  this 
friendship  between  Fuzzy  and  Eva.  He 
noticed  that  though  Eva  often  argued 
or  spoke  sharply  to  him,  she  was  never 
anything  but  kind  and  gentle  to  Fuzzy. 
And  sometimes,  when  she  was  with  Fuzzy, 
he  heard  her  laugh,  and  there  was  a  note 
in  her  laughter  then  that  he  never  heard 
when  she  was  with  him. 

JEALOUSY  was  in  his  heart  before  he 
'    realized  it. 

He  took  to  torturing  himself  by  leaving 
them  alone  together  while  he  went  to 
town  or  rode  the  range.  While  he  was 
gone,  he  would  picture  in  his  mind  what 
they  were  doing,  what  they  were  saying. 
Returning,  he  would  watch  them  both  fur- 
tively, fearing  and  yet  hoping  to  see  some 
confirmation  of  his  suspicions. 

It  never  occurred  to  him,  now,  to  laugh 
at  the  idea  that  a  woman  could  fall  in 
love  with  anyone  so  homely  and  foolish 
as  Fuzzy  Turner.  One  hearty  gust  of 
laughter  might  have  swept  his  thoughts 
clean  of  their  musty  suspicions,  but  it 
never  came. 

He  didn't  know  that  on  the  nights  he 
was  away  in  town  Fuzzy  almost  never 
remained  in  the  house.  He  would  go  away 
by  himself,  to  the  top  of  the  hill  back 
'  of  the  ranch  house  and  sit  there,  looking 
away  over  the  dark  plains  to  where  the 
stars  touched  the  horizon.  He  never  men- 
tioned the  grapes  any  more.  But  he  still 
thought    about    them. 

One  dark  night  Eva  followed  him  up 
there  for  the  first  time.  He  heard  her 
calling  to  him  as  she  stumbled  up  the 
hill,  and  a  minute  later  she  came  into 
view,  her  white  dress  gleaming  in  the 
starlight. 

"Why  do  you  come  up  here  alone  so 
much,  Bill?"  she  asked  gently. 

"It's  good  to  be  alone,  sometimes."  he 
said.    "That's  all  a  man's  got,  himself." 

"But  Tom  and  I  are  your  friends,  Bill." 


RADIO     MIRROR 
Thrills 

(Continued  from   page  33) 

"The  only  friends  I  got  are  the  stars— 
and  maybe  a  grape  vine,  some  day." 

"You  feel  bitter  about  that,  don't  you?" 
Her  face  was  shadowed,  but  her  voice 
was  gentle,  like  a  mother  speaking  to 
her  child;   and  like  a  child  he  answered: 

"He  promised  we'd  raise  grapes,  big 
bunches  of  them.  But  we  never  did.  He 
fooled  me.     All  we  been  raisin'  is  cattle." 

"But  we've  all   made  money." 

"Money  ain't  real,"  he  said  stubbornly. 
"It  don't  mean  anything."  . 

She  started  to  sit  down  beside  him,  but 
he  turned  and  said.  "Tom  wouldn't  like  to 
have  you  up  here  with  me.  You  better  go 
back   home." 


ANSWERS  TO   SPELLING   BEE 

I.  Quarantine.  2.  Benevo- 
lent. 3.  Acquiesce.  4.  Aggra- 
vate. 5.  Impugn.  6.  Bullion. 
7.  Indite.  8.  Anthracite.  9. 
Comestible.  10.  Writhe.  II. 
Emolument.  12.  Reciprocity.  13. 
Upholstery.  14.  Nomenclature. 
15.  Ambergris.  16.  Fune.  17. 
Erose.  18.  Coalesce.  19.  Pru- 
rience. 20.  Loneliest.  21.  Par- 
allelepiped; also  parallelepiped. 
22.  Lanquor.  23.  Asafetida; 
also  asafoetida.  24.  Indefati- 
gable.   25.  Jodhpurs. 


"Tom's  still  in  town,"  she  said  with  a 
sigh.  "He  wouldn't  care.  He's  too  busy, 
anyway." 

But  Tom  was  not  in  town.  He  had  come 
home  early,  and  now  he  was  on  his  way 
up  the  hill. 

He  came  upon  them  suddenly,  a  blacker 
shape  rising  out  of  the  blackness.  With 
a  scream,  Eva  instinctively  shrank  closer 
to  Fuzzy.  Nothing  but  fright  prompted 
the  gesture.  She  hadn't  recognized  her 
husband.  But  he  did  not  know  that,  and 
at  what  he  saw  all  the  jealousy  in  him 
crystalized  into  a  frozen  lump  of  hatred. 

"Surprised  to  see  me?"  he  asked. 

"Why — Tom!"  Eva  exclaimed.  "You 
scared  me." 

'Come  up  here  pretty  often,  don't  you?" 

"She's  never  been  up  here  before!"  Fuz- 
zy said  while  Eva,  stunned  by  Tom's 
tone,  was  unable  to  answer. 

"That's  a  lie!" 

Suddenly  Eva  screamed,  more  loudly. 
The  faint  light  of  the  stars  had  gleamed 
on  the  long  steel  blade  Tom  held  in  his 
hand.  As  she  screamed,  he  leaped,  and  he 
and  Fuzzy  were  rolling  over  and  over 
on  the  ground. 

Horrified,  she  watched  them.  The  two 
bodies  seemed  to  concentrate  all  their 
power  into  one  convulsive  movement.  She 
heard  a  choking  gasp. 

Fuzzy   rose  to  his  feet. 

He  stood  there  stupidly,  the  knife  in 
his  hand,  gazing  down  at  the  still  figure 
of  his  friend. 

"He's  dead,"  he  said  at  last.  "And  it's 
your  fault.  You  shouldn't  of  come  up 
here,  at  all." 

Eva  began  to  cry.  "We've  got  to  get 
out  of  here — right  away.  They'll  be  after 
us — both  of  us."  She  started  down  the 
hill,  stumbling  and  falling.  Fuzzy  fol- 
lowed, the  knife  still  in  his  hand. 

It  was  the  most  exciting  mystery  the 
county  had  had  in  months.     A  triple  dis- 


appearance! All  three  of  them  were  gone, 
apparently  off  the  face  of  the  earth — Tom 
Carman,  his  wife,  and  that  crazy  guy 
who'd  been  in  business  with  Tom.  No- 
body even  knew  when  they'd  disappeared. 
One  night  Tom  was  in  town,  and  then  no- 
body saw  him  for  several  days,  and  a 
week  later,  when  somebody  went  out  to 
the  ranch  to  see  him,  the  place  was  empty! 

But  the  mystery  was  solved  at  last.  First 
Bill  Turner  was  discovered,  living  once 
more  in  his  old  shack  in  Gainesville,  but 
he  wouldn't  explain  why  he  had  left  the 
ranch  or  anything  else.  Then  Tom  Car- 
man's body  was  found,  many  months 
later,  up  in  the  hills  of  one  of  the  cattle 
ranges.  It  was  badly  decomposed,  but 
some  of  Tom's  friends  said  they  recog- 
nized the  clothes. 

Bill  Turner  was  arrested,  and  confessed 
to  the  sheriff  almost  at  once.  The  judge 
let  him  off  with  a  life  sentence.  And  the 
mystery  was  solved;   the  case  closed. 

Closed,  that  is,  until  a  short-tempered 
guard  manhandled  a  fifty-year-old  lifer, 
and  reopened  it. 

TEARS  filled  Tom  Carman's  eyes  as  he 
sat  beside  the  cot  on  which  lay  the 
man  he  had  once  called  friend.  The  silky 
hair  was  white  now,  the  face,  always  thin, 
was  nothing  but  skin  stretched  tightly 
over  the  jutting  bones  of  the  skull.  He, 
Tom  Carman,  had  done  this  thing.  His 
senseless  jealousy,  plus  the  fatal  accident 
that  some  stranger's  body  had  been  found 
months  later  on  his  property,  had  con- 
demned poor,  harmless  little  Fuzzy  Tur- 
ner to  twenty-two  years  of  living  tor- 
ture. Torture  not  only  of  the  body,  but 
of  the  mind  too — for  they  had  told  him 
that  Fuzzy  had  confessed  to  the  murder. 

If  only  he  had  waited  to  find  Fuzzy, 
that  morning  when  he  revived  to  find 
himself  alone  on  top  of  the  hill,  weak 
from  loss  of  blood  but  otherwise  unin- 
jured! If  only  he  hadn't  jumped  to  the 
conclusion  that  Fuzzy  and  Eva  were  really 
in  love  with  each  other.  Believing  that, 
he  had  gone  away,  caught  a  fruit  truck 
to  New  Orleans  and  shipped  from  there 
to  South  America.     If  only — 

But  all  that  was  years  past.  All  he 
could  do  now  was  try  to  right  the  inad- 
vertent wrong  he  had  done  to  his  friend. 

"Fuzzy!"  he  said  softly.     "Fuzzy!" 

The  milky,  transparent  eyelids  fluttered 
open,  tried  to  find  the  source  of  that  al- 
most-forgotten   name. 

"I'm  Tom — Tom  Carman,  Fuzzy." 

"His — his  brother?"  the  man  on  the 
bed  breathed  weakly. 

"No — Tom  Carman  himself — the  man 
you  thought  you  killed.  But  you  didn't, 
Fuzzy.  I'm  still  alive.  I  thought  you  and 
Eva  wanted  to  be  together,  so  I  went 
away.  I  thought  I  was  doing  the  right 
thing — Fuzzy,  can  you  hear  me?" 

Slowly  Fuzzy  moved  his  head  on  the 
pillow.  But  the  movement  was  not  neces- 
sary. Over  his  haggard,  pitiful  face 
spread  a  look  of  intense   relief  and   joy. 

"I'm  so  glad — Tom — I  didn't  kill  you. 
Now — I    can — die — happy." 

"You're  not  going  to  die.  Fuzzy.  You 
mustn't.  You've  got  to  get  well  so  I  can 
get  you  out  of  here  and  take  you  back 
home  with  me.  I'll  promise  you  anything 
you  want,  Fuzzy — a  vineyard  with  all  the 
grapes  you  ever  wanted  ....  Fuzzy!  Try 
to  get  well!" 

Only  Fuzzy's  eyes  moved.  He  stared 
at  Carman.  Then  he  began  to  smile,  the 
smile  of  a  man  who  has  found  a  reason 
for  living  he  thought  he'd  lost. 

"You  didn't  forget,  Tom?  Grapes"  . 
he  said. 

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home?  Surely  you  don't  want  to  go  back 
to  Chicago  with  all  it  meant — " 

"No.  Not  Chicago!"  There  was  a 
shudder  in  the  low  voice. 

"Where,   then?" 

And  suddenly  Mary  knew.  She  knew 
where  she  was  being  drawn  by  this  com- 
pelling force.  Mad,  absurd,  even  dan- 
gerous  as  the   idea   might   be,   she   knew. 

"Sanders,"   she  said. 

Cranshaw's  white  brows  drew  together. 
"This  is  no  time  to  joke,"  he  said. 

"Paul,"  Mary's  voice  came  sweetly 
strong  now.  "Paul,  I'm  not  joking.  J 
mean  it.     I  want  to  go  back  to  Sanders." 

"Let  me  get  this  straight,"  Cranshaw 
said.  "You  don't  mean  you  want  to  go 
back  to  that  hick  town  where  I  found 
you  playing  in  a  lousy  little  amateur 
skit  with  a  lot  of  hayseeds  and  crooks — " 

Mary  nodded,  smiling.  "That's  not  just 
the  way  I'd  describe  Sanders,  but  eyen 
when  you  put  it  that  way  I  get  all  kind 
of  goofy — " 

"But,  Mary,  have  you  thought  what 
it  means?" 

"I  haven't  thought  anything  yet,"  Mary 
said.  "I'm  only  feeling."  Her  gray  eyes 
dreamed.  "Sanders.  Yes,  it  is  home.  Let 
me  tell  you  about  the  day  I  arrived 
there.  .  .  . 

"It  was  three  years  ago,"  she  went  on. 
She  began  her  story  haltingly,  but  soon 
memory  was  flooding  back,  and  as  she 
talked,  Paul  began  to  see  the  picture  she 
was  drawing. 

HE  saw  her  that  day  three  years  ago 
as  she  got  off  the  train,  the  only  pas- 
senger to  get  out  at  the  little  Sanders 
station  (not,  he  thought,  at  all  like  the 
Mary  Sothern  who  was  sitting  across  from 
him  now). 

She  put  down  her  heavy  suitcase  and 
looked  about.  For  a  moment  the  heat  and 
the  bright  sunlight  seemed  almost  too 
much  for  Mary.  Breath  was  difficult.  She 
looked  up  at  the  train,  just  starting.  There 
was  something  in  the  atmosphere  that 
suffocated  her,  filled  her  with  premonition 
of  what  might  await  her  here. 

She  fought  faintness,  set  her  teeth 
against  the  sickness  that  engulfed  her, 
picked  up  her  suitcase  and  lifted  her  chin. 
Her  cocky  green  hat  bobbed  at  a  jaunty 
angle  on  the  golden  shine  of  hair. 

Mary's  gray  eyes  swept  the  town  as 
she  walked.  There  was  not  much  to  see. 
One  main  street,  with  little  residential 
cross  streets  cutting  through,  that  was  all. 
The  Sanders  National  Bank  (Jerome 
Sanders,  President),  the  Jerome  Sanders 
First  Baptist  Church,  one  mill  over- 
shadowed by  its  sign  "Jerome  Sanders 
and   Company." 

"So  that's  what  he  is  here,"  Mary 
breathed.  "The  only  building  without  his 
name  is  the  hotel." 

Mary's  eyes  brightened  as  she  took 
in  the  Stratford  House.  It  was  a  hospit- 
able old  building,  with  great  stone  pillars 
in  front,  rambling  wings,  ivy  trailing  over 
deep  balconies. 

Even  before  she  crossed  the  wide  ver- 
anda Mary  felt  a  welcome  here.  And 
when  she  saw  the  keen,  merry  old  eyes 
beaming  at  her  through  silver  rimmed 
spectacles  she  knew  what  it  was  she  had 
felt. 

"Mornin",  miss.  Come  in  on  the  9:28?" 

"Yes,  how  did  you   know?" 

Simple,  unimportant  words  they  spoke, 
yet  Mary  could  hear  his  chuckle  now, 
three  years  later.  "Well,  that's  the. only 
train  comes  through  till  night.  Can  I 
be  of  any  help  to  you?" 

Mary  laughed.    "Yes.     I'd  like  to  speak 

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Life  of  Mary  Sothern 

(Continued  from  page  39) 

to  the  manager." 

"You're  lookin'  right  at  him.  Manager, 
treasurer,  chef,  and  sometimes  chamber- 
maid when  Gertie  ain't  feelin'  well." 

That  was  Mary's  introduction  to  Alfred 
Stratford,  "Daddy"  to  the  town,  member 
of  the  family  for  whom  the  village  of 
Stratfordsville  had  once  been  named  be- 
fore the  Sanders  millions  had  bought  the 
town  and  twisted  it  into  the  Sanders  mold. 
Mary  was  to  learn  how  relentless  those 
molding  hands  might  be  to  one  who  re- 
sisted them. 

"A  room  on  a  long-time  basis,  by  the 
week,"  she  said.  "With  a  bath?" 

"A  bath?  Sure,  only  wait  till  I  think 
where  that  bath  is.    Oh,  Danny!" 

"Yes,  Dad."  And  Danny  had  walked 
into  her  life.  She  remembered  his  fiery 
young  loyalty  during  tough  times,  and 
too.  his  young  open-eyed  vulnerability  to 
life. 

"Where  in  the  devil  is  that  bath?" 

"Well,  Dad,  the  only  good  one  is  the 
bridal   suite." 

And  the  bridal  suite,  Daddy  decided,  it 
was  to  be — at  a  rental  of  four  dollars  a 
week. 

Safe  and  snug  in  the  bridal  suite  that 
a  startled  Gertie  had  swept  and  garnished 
for  her,  Mary  laughed  at  the  doubts  she 
had  felt  at  first  sight  of  Sanders.  She  lay 
in  the  great  old-fashioned  tub,  resting 
her  tired  body  in  the  warm  fragrant 
water.  Yes,  this  was  the  place  to  spend 
these  months,  months  whose  importance 
no  one  but  Mary  knew.  Her  mission 
must  go  well.  Life  must  settle  down  to 
calm  sweet  small-town  simplicity.  She 
could  rest.  She  had  found  the  haven  she 
needed  for  forgetting.  .  .  . 

Haven?  Well,  Daddy  Stratford  tried  to 
make  it  one.  But  he  was  up  against 
tough  odds.  Why  should  Mary  have 
picked  the  day  to  come  to  town  when 
Mrs.  Jerome  Sanders  was  looking  for  an 
"undesirable"  to  serve  as  victim  for  her 
League  for  Betterment  of  Sanders? 

For  Mary  was  a  godsend  to  Mrs. 
Sanders.  She  measured  up  to  specifica- 
tions. She  was  beautiful,  she  was  young, 
she  stubbornly  refused  to  tell  her  secrets. 
And  anyone  could  tell  she  had  secrets. 
Eyes  don't  get  that  lovely  shadow  in 
them  without  pain.  But  the  worst  item 
Mary_  wrote  on  her  own  ticket  as  an 
undesirable  was  a  secret  only  she  and  the 
Sanders  family  unhappily  shared.  For 
what  Mary  had  once  unwittingly  done  to 
'  her,  Mrs.  Sanders  demanded  revenge. 

Jul  ARY  came  into  the  hotel  one  evening 
■"  when  Daddy  was  on  his  side  of  the 
hotel  desk  and  the  big  shot,  the  town's  mil- 
lionaire, the  Boss,  was  on  the  other. 

Mary,  seeing  him  for  the  first  time, 
gasped.  "So  that's  what  Jerome  Sanders 
looks  like,"  she  said.  He  was  important 
looking,  all  right.  Nature  had  short- 
changed him  in  height,  but  he  made  up 
the  difference  in  the  way  he  carried  what 
she  had  given  him. 

— and  I'm  here  to  demand  that  she  be 
evicted  from  this  hotel  immediately,"  he 
was  saying. 

"I  don't  see  how  I  could  tell  her  to  get 
out,"  Daddy  answered.  "You  see — " 

"I  see  she's  already  got  her  dirty  work 
in  on  you,"  Sanders  said.  "You  just 
leave  it  to  us.  My  wife  will  make  an 
investigation  of  this — this  woman  you  are 
harboring.  If  she  proves  to  be 'of  the 
character  I  think  she  is,  well,  Mrs.  San- 
ders and  her  League  for  Betterment  of 
Sanders   will    take    care   of   the   ousting." 

"That  makes  it  kind  of  simple  for  me," 
Daddy  said  mildly. 


"It  takes  the  responsibility  entirely  out 
of  your  hands,"  Sanders  said.  "And  in 
turn  I'll  forget  the  insult  you  inflicted 
on  my  wife — " 

"That's  awful  kind  of  you,  Mr.  Sanders." 

Mary's  heart  stopped.  Then  Daddy- 
had  already  had  to  fight  battles  for  her. 
the  darling.  But  he  couldn't  hold  out 
forever  against  the  town's  most  influential 
citizens.  Now  would  come  investigation 
— and  with  it  the  end  of  her  hopes. 

"I'll  tell  Mrs.  Sanders  to  make  the  in- 
vestigation this  evening.  Please  have  Miss 
Sothern  here  at  that  time." 

But  wait — Daddy  was  speaking  in  a 
different  tone. 

"Now  just  a  minute,  Mr.  Sanders.  You 
been  talkin'  and  talkin'  here,  but  you 
ain't  heard  me  say  anything  about  agreein' 
with  you.  Now  as  a  matter  of  fact.  I 
don't.  I'm  not  goin'  to  let  you  bother 
that  girl.  What  she  is,  what  she  does, 
is  none  of  my  business.  And  I  don't  think 
it's  none  of  yours,  nor  your  wife's  either. 
I'm  goin'  to  say  the  same  thing  to  you 
as  I  said  to  your  wife.  Get  out — before 
I   throw  you  out!" 

"Do  you  realize  that  I  can  take  this 
hotel  away  from  you?" 

"Yes,  I  realize  that,  but  it  doesn't  come 
into  this  argument.     Now  get  out." 

Daddy's  chivalry — what  had  it  got  him 
into?  Mary  tiptoed  up  the  old  hotel 
stairs,  pulled  her  suitcase  down  from  the 
closet  shelf.  She  must  give  up  her  plans 
here  and  leave  the  town  before  he  got 
himself  into  worse  trouble  on  her  account. 

LSOW  long  she  lay  across  the  old  four- 
*■  poster  bed  that  had  come  to  mean 
peace  to  her — peace  she  must  now  give  up 
— Mary  Sothern  did  not  know.  All  she 
heard  were  her  own  racking  sobs.  Then 
a  voice  came  through — a  gentle  old  voice. 

"Mary — Miss  Sothern,  what's  this  suit- 
case doing  here?" 

"Oh,  it's  you,  Mr.  Stratford.  Well,  it's 
just  waiting  for  me,  that's  all." 

"Where  you  aimin'  to  go?" 

"I  don't  know,  exactly.  Just  on  my 
way,  I  guess.  I  can't  stay  here — " 

"Now  why  can't  you?"  Daddy  Strat- 
ford's voice  was  angry.  "Listen  here,  how 
old  are  you?" 

"I'm  twenty-five,"  Mary  said. 

"Have  vou  got  a  dad?" 

"No." 

"Well.  Mary,  you've  got  one  now.  You 
put  those  things  back  in  the  bureau 
drawers  and  wash  your  foolish  face  and 
get  down  there  to  supper — " 

But  Mary  did  not  drop  the  subject.  At 
dinner  she  gave  him  an  ultimatum.  "I'll 
stay,"  she  said,  "if  you  don't  get  into  any 
more  trouble  on  my  account.  But  if  vou 
do—" 

"Oh,  Jerome  Sanders  is  only  bluffing." 
Daddy  said.     "He'd  never  foreclose." 

But  Sanders  was  not  bluffing.  Either 
Mary  left  the  town,  or  else —  Asked  for 
$5,000,  Daddy  Stratford  could  only  laugh. 
There  wasn't  that  much  money  in  the 
world. 

But  he  was  wrong.  There  was  that 
much  money,  and  right  in  the  hotel.  Mary 
Sothern  had  it.  But  Daddy  refused  to 
take  it. 

So  Mary  packed  again.  This  time  she 
took  care  to  keep  it  quiet.  She  went  to 
dinner  at  the  usual  time.  She  talked  at 
dinner,  her  gray  eyes  sparkling.  Only 
she  knew  that  their  shine  was  due  to 
tears  that  were  almost  spilling  over. 

Carefully,  in  that  moment  when  Daddy 
had  gone  for  the  evening  mail  and  Danny 
had  left  the  desk  to  forage  in  the  kitchen. 
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Now  this  New  Cream  with 


"Skin-Vitamin 


» 


Helps  Women's  Ski/t  More  Directly 


"It  keeps  skin  faults 
away  more  surely' 

—  ELEANOR  K.  ROOSEVELT 

A  NEW  KIND  OF  CREAM  is  bringing 
more  direct  help  to  women's  skin! 

It  is  bringing  to  their  aid  the  vitamin 
which  especially  helps  to  build  new  skin 
tissue,  the  vitamin  which  helps  to  keep 
skin  healthy — the  "skin-vitamin." 

When  there  is  not  enough  of  this 
"skin-vitamin"  in  the  diet,  the  skin  may 
suffer — become  undernourished,  rough 
and  subject  to  infections. 

For  over  three  years  Pond's  tested  this 
"skin -vitamin"  in  Pond's  Creams.  In 
animal  tests,  skin  became  rough  and  dry 
when  the  diet  lacked  "skin -vitamin." 
Treatment  with   Pond's   new  "skin- 


S£ 


canon 


•Ji.  -M.oo-Jeueu 


Eleanor  K.  Roosevelt  on  the  steps  of 
Roosevelt  Hall,  her  ancestral  home,  at  Skan- 
eateles,  N.  Y. 

(Right}  Sailing  with  a  friend  on  the  lake  be- 
yond the  sloping  lawns  of  the  estate. 


vitamin"  cream  made  it  smooth  and 
healthy  again — in  only  3  weeks  ! 

When  women  used  the  creams,  three 
out  of  every  four  of  them  came  back 
asking  for  more.  In  four  weeks  they 
reported  pores  looking  finer,  skin 
smoother,  richer  looking! 

Same  jars,  same  labels,  same  price 

Now  everyone  can  enjoy  these  benefits.  The 
new  Pond's  "skin -vitamin"  Cold  Cream  is 


daughter  of  Mrs.  Henry  Latrobe  Roosevelt  of  Washington, 
D.  C,  photographed  in  the  great  hall  at  Roosevelt  Hall. 
She  says:  "Pond's  new  "-kin- vitamin'  Cold  Cream  keeps 
my  skin  so  much  smoother.1' 


in  the  same  jars,  with  the  same  labels,  at  the 
same  price.  Use  it  your  usual  way  for  day- 
time and  nightly  cleansing,  for  freshening- 
ups  before  powder. 

Every  jar  of  Pond's  Cold  Cream  now 
contains  this  precious  "skin-vitamin."  Not 
the  "sunshine"  vitamin.  Not  the  orange- 
juice  vitamin.  Not  "irradiated."  But  the 
vitamin  which  especially  helps  to  rebuild 
skin  tissue.  Whenever  you  have  a  chance, 
leave  a  little  of  the  cream  on.  In  a  few  weeks, 
see  how  much  better  your  skin  is. 


ftf*  TEST   IT   IN    9   TREATMENTS 

Pond's,  Dept.  8RM-CM,  Clinton,  Conn.  Rush 
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Mary  slipped  out  of  the  hotel,  carrying 
her  heavy  suitcase. 

At  the  platform  she  looked  around  and 
loved  every  inch  of  the  aggressive  ugli- 
ness. It  was  Sanders,  it  could  have  meant 
the  end  of  her  trail,  peace. 

Mary  slipped  out  of  the  shadow  of  the 
wide  eaves,  ran  with  her  suitcase  to  the 
train.  Her  heart  was  doing  strange  things. 
She  could  not  get  her  breath.  She  could 
not  see  to  find  the  step. 

But  she  must  make  it.  In  a  second  the 
train  would  pull  out.  She  reached  blindly 
for  the  handrail,  tried  to  lift  her  suitcase. 
But  her  suitcase  was  slipping,  slipping. 
her  hand  closed  over  thin  air.  Her  eyes 
saw  only  black  around  her.  A  voice  in 
her  ears,  Danny's  voice! 

She  opened  her  eyes  in  her  own  familiar 
room  of  the  bridal  suite.  Danny  was 
saying,  "Doctor  Benson,  look.  She's  comin' 
round." 


(Continued  from  page  54) 
But  one  setback  was  just  enough  to 
sting  the  Sanders  spirit  into  action.  It 
was  a  simple  matter  for  those  who  owned 
the  town  of  Sanders  including  its  legal 
processes,  to  prove  that  the  mill  had  been 
robbed  of  exactly  the  bills  that  Danny 
had  carried  to  Jerome  Sanders.  And 
Danny  went  to  jail. 

It  was  Mary's  turn  to  go  into  action. 
She  called  on  Jerome  Sanders.  A  little 
of  what  she  knew  of  him,  of  how  he  made 
his  millions  he  had  brought  to  this  town, 
came  out  in  that  conversation.  Little  as 
it  was,  it  was  enough.  Enough  to  throw 
open  the  gates  that  barred  Danny  in. 
"Yes,"  Mary  told  Dr.  Benson  when  he 
made  his  regular  call,  "Sanders  did  agree 
to  let  him  out.  But  if  you  could  have 
seen  him  when  he  promised — I  had  the 
feeling  1  was  facing  a  cornered  animal — 
as  if  he  were  making  one  concession  to 
give  himself  time  to  figure  out  a  real  way 


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"She  is,"  said  Dr.  Benson,  and  Mary 
turned  to  look  into  the  face  of  a  man 
who  was  tall  and  lean  and  dark. 

"John!" 

Dr.  Benson  sent  Danny  out,  but  not 
before  Danny  had  become  aware  that  this 
was  no  ordinary  meeting  of  young  doctor 
and  new  patient.  These  two  had  know^n 
each  other  before.  When  later  they  did 
not  choose  to  take  the  town  into  their 
confidence  as  to  how  and  when,  it  added 
one  more  mystery  to  be  chalked  up 
against  Mary's  desirability. 

"Yes,"  he  answered  to  Mary's  question, 
"I've  made  my  diagnosis  all  right.  But 
don't  worry.     Doctors  don't  tell." 

"But  won't  people — " 

"Why  should  they?  You  were  in  a  state 
of  excitement,  unhappy  at  leaving,  rush- 
ing to  catch  a  train,  on  top  of  a  period 
of  stress  and  exhaustion — " 

Mary  breathed  easier.  "You're  kind, 
John." 

"You  don't  know  how  glad  I  am  that 
I'm  where  I'll  have  a  chance  to  be.  That's 
all  I've  ever  asked  of  this  old  world.  You 
will — you  will  let  me  be  your  friend  now?" 

"I  will,  John,"  Mary  said.  "1  need 
friends,  I'm  afraid." 

"Well,  you'll  never  lose  this  one,"  John 
said. 

And  Mary  slept  that  night.  Somehow 
she  felt  strength  from  John  Benson's  pres- 
ence in  Sanders.  He'd  help  her  straighten 
things  out. 

And  he  did.  Together  they  hatched  a 
plot  to  get  the  mortgage  paid.  Daddy 
need  not  know,  no  one  need  know,  where 
the  money  came  from.  Danny  took  care 
of  its  delivery.  And  Mary  became  part 
owner  of  the  hotel. 

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to  get  rid  of  me.  And  John — John,  I 
have  the  feeling  he's  so  scared  of  what  1 
know  he  wouldn't  stop  at   anything — " 

"Nonsense,"  Benson  said,  smiling  at 
her  seriousness.  "You're  letting  your 
nerves  run  away  with  you.  You  need  to 
get  outdoors  more.  As  a  doctor  I  prescribe 
a  trip  this  afternoon  to  a  deserted  lake 
where  no  one  eyer  goes.  I'll  show  you — " 

"Oh,  are  you  in  the  prescription?"  Mary 
asked.  She  lay  looking  up  at  him  fondly. 

"I'm  in  the  prescription  all  right,"  Ben- 
son   said. 

An  hour  later  she  lay  back  in  the  old 
rowboat  against  a  bank  of  cushions.  The 
oars  made  a  rhythmic  lazy  creak  as  Ben- 
son slowly  pulled  them  back. 

But  Mary  kept  hearing  other  sounds. 
"That  was  an  automobile,"  she  said.  "I 
thought  you  told  me  no  one  ever  came 
here." 

Benson  listened.  "I  don't  hear  any  car," 
he  said.  "I  don't  think  you  did  either. 
It's  your  nerves  again." 

"Maybe,"  Mary  said.  "I'll  try  to  stop 
hearing  things." 

She  leaned  back  once  more  and  tried 
to  think  only  of  the  beauty  of  the  day,  of 
the  remote  dim  spot.  John  smiled  at  her 
as  he  pulled  the  boat  steadily  along  the 
edge  of  the  lake,  in  the  cool  shadow  of 
the  overhanging  boughs. 

Then  it  happened. 

The  bushes  parted,  and  hands  reached 
through.  Not  only  hands,  but  a  gun.  John 
lifted  an  oar,  the  boat  rocked,  he  brought 
the  oar  down  to  steady  the  boat  and  in 
that  minute,  even  as  he  reached  for  her, 
Mary  was  dragged  through  the  bushes 
by  strong,  hard  hands.  A  gun  roared  once, 
in  her  ears.  She  heard  a  splash.  Then  there 


was  a  cloth  over  her  eyes  and  another 
binding  her  mouth.  A  rope  cut  into  her 
wrists.  She  was  in  a  car,  bumping  over 
the  old  mill  road. 

Time  stopped,  then.  The  ride  went  on 
forever.  The  road  was  smooth  and  swift 
for  a  while,  then  turned  tortuous  and  slow. 
It  was  dusk  when  she  felt  the  bandage 
being  taken  from  her  eyes,  the  gag  from 
her  mouth.  She  could  not  speak. 

The  man  at  the  wheel  stared  straight 
ahead,  his  hands  big  and  hard  on  the 
wheel,  his  jaw  set  in  grim  lines.  As  she 
looked  at  him,  his  lips  relaxed.  He  grinned. 

"Please,"  Mary  cried  out.  "Please  take 
me  back.  If  we  can  just  find  out  what 
happened  to  John  I  promise  I'll  come 
away  with  you  again." 

He  laughed.  "Promises  from  girls  is  what 
got  me  into  this  line  of  work." 

"But  I've  got  to  know — " 

"Listen,  cluck,"  he  broke  in  calmly,  "if 
I  was  wearin'  those  cute  little  4-B's  of 
yours,  I'd  worry  about  Number  One." 

Mary  caught  her  breath.  "V\<nat  do 
you  mean?"  she  gasped.  "What's  Sanders 
going  to  do  to  me?" 

"Nobody  said  anything  about  any 
Sanders,"  he  said. 

"You  needn't  bother  to  put  on  that 
show,"  Mary  said.  "I  know  there's  only 
one  person  who'd  want  to  do  this  to  me." 

"What's  Sanders  got  against  you?  Did 
you  get  him  goin'  and  then  make  him 
pay  off?" 

|ulARY  felt  an  unreasonable  anger.  But 
"■why  should  she  worry  what  a  gang- 
ster said  to  her?  She  bit  her  lip  and  an- 
swered quietly,  "Do  I  look  like  that  kind?" 

He  turned  and  looked  at  her  for  the 
first  time.  His  eyes  were  a  curiously  clear 
blue,  the  kind  she  would  have  described 
as  "honest"  if  she  didn't  know  whose  they 
were.  "No,"  he  said  slowly.  "You  don't 
look  like  that  kind."  Then  he  turned  back 
to  his  driving.  "But  you  can't  tell.  I've 
seen  dames — " 

"You've  seen  dames?"  Mary  prompted. 

"Nothin',"  he  said.  "We're  not  here  to 
tell   each   other   hard    luck   stories." 

At  the  end  of  a  long  lane  they  reached 
a  bleak,  dreary  frame  house.  It  had  once 
been  white  but  was  now  a  dreary  gray, 
the  paint  hanging  in  peeling  strips.  The 
lock  was  rusty  but  under  the  man's  skillful 
hands  it  gave  way.  They  went  in. 

"Well,  toots,"  he  said  cheerfully,  "this 
is  your  home  for  a  while." 

Mary  knew  suddenly  that  she  was  ach- 
ing with  weariness.  She  sank  down  on  a 
lumpy  horsehair  sofa.  "Could  you  open 
the  windows?"   she  asked. 

He  eyed  her  suspiciously.  "For  air,"  he 
asked,  "or  for  excape?" 

She  laughed.  "Not  for  'excape',"  she 
said.  "I  don't  think  I'm  up  to  escaping 
right  now." 

"Huh?  You  mean  every  time  I  thousht 
I  was  scaping  from  a  jail  I've  really 
been  ^scapin'?" 

"Yes."  Mary  said  smilins. 

"Say,  that's  bad.  I  might  make  a  real 
mistake  sometime.  I  oughtta  have  you 
around   to   keep   me   straight." 

"Do   you    want    to    be    kept    straight?" 

He  looked  at  her.  His  clear  candid  blue 
eyes  stared  into  hers.  There  was  some- 
thing laughable,  ingenuous,  yet  something 
more —  Mary  felt  she  must  be  getting 
lightheaded  from  strain. 

"I'll  let  you  know  about  that  later,"  he 
said.  "Something  tells  me  if  I  answered 
that  question  right  now  1  might  let  myself 
in  for  somethin'."  He  opened  the  window 
by  her.  "Sa-ay,  you  don't  look  so  good." 

He  looked  at  her  hands.  The  tender 
white,  blue-veined  skin  inside  her  wrist 
was  flushing  a  painful  pink  where  the  rope 
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cut  in.  "They  hurt?"  he  asked. 

"Pretty  badly,"  she  said.  He  pulled  out 
his  knife,  held  Mary's  two  hands  in  one 
of  his  hard  tough  ones,  and  the  strands 
separated.  "How  does  your  stomach  feel?" 
he  asked. 

"Sad,"  Mary  said.  "Is  there  any  food  in 
the  house?" 

"Let's  have  a  look,"  he  said. 

"Here,"  Mary  called  from  the  pantry. 
"Spaghetti,  beans,  choice  of  tea  or  coffee — 
what  more  do  you  want?  Light  the  stove, 
will  you,  while  I  look  for  the  can  opener." 

Into  the  homely  sound  of  silver  being 
placed  on  the  newspaper-covered  card 
table  and  hot  water  gurgling  into  a  tea 
pot,  the  phone  shrieked.  He  answered. 

"Now,  Jerry,"  he  said,  "you  don't  need 
to  worry.  That  dope  didn't  see  my  mug. 
He  don't  know  from  nuttin'.  Any  talkin' 
he  does  is  out  of  his  hat — " 

Mary's  eyes  filled.  He  was  talking  to 
Sanders  and  he  must  mean  John.  Then 
John  was  safe. 

"Well,  I  said  I  would,  didn't  I?"  the 
man  went  on.  "Have  I  ever  let  you  down? 
Well,  quit  askin'  fool  questions.  I'll  hold 
the  dame  till  you  give  the  word,  then- 
sure.  Okay,   s'long." 

"John — John's  all   right?" 

YOU  needn't  worry  about  him.  I  don't 
have  accidents  with  my  rod." 

"I'm  glad  to  hear  that,"  Mary  said. 
"And  mavbe  supper  will  improve  your 
temper."  She  set  the  dishes  on. 

"I'm  sorry,"  he  said,  suddenly  grinning 
across  the  table  at  her.  "These  swell  eats 
deserve  a  knockdown.  My  name's  Max 
Tilley." 

Mary's  hand  acted  on  its  own.  It  went 
across  the  table.  "Okay,  Max,"  she  said. 
"My  name  is  Mary." 

The  beans  and  spaghetti,  the  crackers 
and  tea,  it  was  a  feast  they  ate  together. 

"Tired?"  he  asked. 

She  nodded.  "You  must  be,  too,"  she 
said.  "I  guess  you  drove  a  long  way." 

"I  did  and  I  am.  Could  you  spare  my 
company  if  I  went  upstairs  and  took  a 
snooze?" 

"Maybe  if  I  occupy  my  time  doing  the 
dishes  I   can  bear  it,"  she  said  laughing. 

He  yawned  hugely,  stretched  his  muscu- 
lar arms  above  his  blond  head,  his  shirt 
outlining  powerful  shoulders.  "Okay  then." 

She  carried  the  first  load  of  dishes  to 
the  kitchen,  turned  on  the  faucet.  The 
water  rushed  into  the  teakettle.  Its  noise 
gave  Mary  an  idea.  She  might  not  make 
it,  but  why  not  try?  She  turned  the 
water  on  full  force  and  slipped  to  the 
phone.    Praying,  she  waited. 

"Operator,  please  get  the  Stratford 
Hotel — I  said  the  Stratford  in  Sanders — 
quick."  The  wait  was  interminable.  Then 
came  Daddy's  voice,  answering.  "Oh, 
Daddy!     I  can't  talk  long,  but — " 

"PUT  DOWN  THAT  PHONE!" 

At  the  door  stood  Max,  his  gun  in  his 
hand.  "So,"  he  growled,  "you're  just  like 
all  the  rest  of  em." 

"But  Max,"  she  whispered,  rigid. 
"They're  worrying.  They'll  think  some- 
thing has  happened  to  me." 

"Something    has    happened,"    he    said. 

"All  right,"  Mary  said  with  sudden 
spirit.  "Let  it  happen.  Meantime  if 
you'll  be  so  kind  as  to  stand  your  guard 
in  the  kitchen   I'll  wash  the  dishes." 

"Okay,"  Max  said.  "But  no  funny 
business  now." 

She  laughed.  "Just  what  kind  of  funny 
business  do  you  think  1  can  manage  with 
that  foolish  gun  staring  in  my  face?" 

He  grinned  and  put  the  gun  in  his 
pocket.  "Well,  I  guess  you  can't  climb 
down  the  drain.  Come  to  think  of  it, 
I    could    wipe   those   dishes." 

"Why  not?"  Mary  handed  him  a  towel. 


rom   page  56) 

"I  guess  I'm  a  dope,"  Max  said  after 
a  minute,  "but  I  kinda  like  this.  I'm 
gettin'  a  nutty  feelin'  about  this  whole 
business.  Wipin'  dishes  for  a  dame.  You 
know  I  never  did  this  before." 

"From  the  way  you  handle  them,"  Mary 
said,  "that's  pretty  clear." 

"Aw,  have  a  heart.  When  a  guy  gets 
sentimental  you  needn't  go  snipin'." 

"I'm  sorry,  Max.  I  really  believe  you 
could   be   different — " 

"Jeez,"  Max  said.  "You  give  me  ideas. 
Make  me  think  of  nutty  stuff.  Home. 
Wife.  Even  kiddies.  Can  you  see  me 
with  a  bunch  of  brats  gettin'  in  my 
hair?"  He  laughed  but  he  stood  there 
wiping  one  dish  over  and  over,  his  blue 
eyes  shining  into  hers. 

"Sure,"  Mary  said.  "Why  not?  Why 
don't  you  find  a  nice  girl,  settle  down — " 

Whatever  he  answered  was  lost  in  a 
clap  of  thunder. 

"I  saw  lightning  a  while  ago,"  Max  said. 
"Guess  we're  in  for  a  storm." 

They  were.  Wind  began  to  whistle  in 
the  eaves.  Shutters  banged.  A  gust  of 
wind  shut  the  hall  door  with  a  terrific 
bang.  The  next  ten  minutes  saw  their 
world  become  a  wild  whirling  clamor  of 
dazzling  lightning  and  deafening  thunder. 

Mary  rushed  to  the  window.  "Hey," 
Max  said.  "Let  me  do  that."  He  strug- 
gled with  the  stiff  old  windows. 

"Maybe  the  sash  cord  is  twisted,"  Mary 
said.     "Let  me  help." 

He  pushed  her  away.  "Nuts  with  that 
stuff,"  he  said.  "You'll  hurt  yourself." 
And  he  started  to  pound  the  frame  with 
his  fists.  At  the  top  of  the  lower  sash 
he  drove  his  fist  with  a  terrific  thrust. 
There   was  a   tinkle  of  shattered  glass. 

"Max,"  Mary  said.  "Look  out.  Careful 
how  you  pull  your  hand  out  of  that." 

But  it  was  too  late.  A  quarter  of  an 
inch  too  close  to  the  jagged  edge.  He 
brought  out  his  fist  with  a  geyser  of  blood 
spurting  from  his  wrist. 

"Jeez,"  he  said  in  pure  amazement. 
"That's  not  so  good." 

"I  should  think  not,"  Mary  said. "You've 
cut  an  artery."     She  ran  for  the  kitchen. 

"I  guess — you — can  hand — "  Max's  voice 
came  weaker  and  stopped. 

REACHING  for  a  dish  towel,  Mary  heard 
a  heavy  thud.  She  ran  to  the  door. 
"Max!"  But  he  was  lying  on  the  floor,  his 
face  gray  under  the  tan,  a  pool  of  blood  al- 
ready surrounding  his  outflung  wrist.  She 
ran  to  him  with  the  towel.  Reaching  for 
his  hand,  she  saw  his  gun,  its  butt  pushed 
up  from  his  pocket  by  the  position  he 
had  taken  when  he  fell.  Then  with  a 
blinding  clarity  she  realized  just  what 
Fate  had  handed  her. 

This  man  was  her  kidnapper!  He  was 
not  a  friend  to  be  saved.  He  was  the 
man  who  had  abducted  her  by  force,  who 
was  waiting  for  orders  to  do  more,  Lord 
knew  what,  to  her.  This  was  her  chance 
to  make  an  escape  to  which  she  had  every 
right. 

She  took  the  gun  from  his  pocket  and 
rose.  Gun  in  one  hand,  dish  towel  in  the 
other,  she  stood  looking  down  at  his  un- 
conscious face  His  blue  eyes  were  closed, 
his  lips  no  longer  red  were  curved  a  little 
in  almost  a  smile. 

There  were  tears  in  Mary  Sothern's 
eyes. 

With  the  door  to  escape  suddenly  flung 
open  for  her,  will  Mary  leave  the  man  she 
is  beginning  to  love,  though  she  knows  it 
means  his  death?  Drama  as  fresh  as  your 
morning  paper's  headlines,  love  as  strong 
as  your  own  .  .  .  Don't  miss  the  January 
issue  of  Radio  Mirror  for  the  conclusion 
.  .  .  and  don't  forget  to  tune  in  every 
weekday  at  5:15  p.m.  on  your  CBS  station 
for    the   present   Life   of   Mary   Sothem. 


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with  the  housework,  scrubbing  the  stairs 
or  the  kitchen  floor  for  ten  cents  a  week, 
dusting  the  walnut  furniture,  making  the 
beds. 

At  play,  they  gave  little  shows  in  the 
cellar,  using  the  empty  coal-bins  for  dress- 
ing-rooms during  the  summers.  Anna 
never  quite  understood  how  the  little 
starched  white  dresses  got  so  incredibly 
black  in  such  a  short  space  of  time.  Oc- 
casionally the  girls  fought  among  them- 
selves, as  girls  will.  Jeanette  remembers 
one  particular  time  when  she  angered 
Blossom,  and  Blossom  snapped  back  at 
her,  and  in  a  moment  both  were  rolling 
on   the  floor,   screeching  and  flailing. 

Blossom,  being  bigger,  won;  she  sat 
astraddle  Jam  and  choked  her,  until 
eventually  she  noticed  that  the  child's 
face  was  quite  purple  and  her  movements 
frantic.  When  Anna  came  flying  in  to 
investigate  she  found  Blossom  sitting  with 
Jeanette's  wobbly  head  in  her  lap,  rocking 
back  and  forth,  wailing  miserably.  "Come 
back  to  me,  Baby,  come  back,  come 
back!"  moaned   Blossom. 

There  was  the  crippled  old  man  next 
door,  named  Mr.  Maetrich,  who  listened 
kindly  and  encouragingly  when  little  Jam 
came  over  to  sing  for  him.  From  phono- 
graph records  of  Caruso  and  his  ilk  she 
had  learned  the  melodies  of  great  classics; 
the  words  she  made  up,  labelling  one  batch 
of  strange  garbled  lyrics  French,  one 
Italian,  one  German.  Mr.  Maetrich  was 
a  definite  influence — he  told  her  that  one 
day  she  would  sing  in  opera,  and  thus 
implanted  an  idea  that  was  harbored  in 
the  young  brain  of  the  girl  and  grew  with 
her  until  at  last  it  became  an  obsession. 

There  was.  too,  the  school  teacher — an 
embittered,  vicious  old  woman  who  shall 
be  nameless  here — who  made  Jeanette's 
life  in  school  as  uncomfortable  as  possible. 
This  person  (pince-nezed,  thin-bosomed, 
with  an  eye  for  her  neighbor's  sins  and  a 
nose  for  prying  and  a  heart  for  no  one) 
discovered  that  her  new  pupil  had  been 
touring  with  a  road-show  during  the  sum- 
mer, and  immediately  went  before  the 
Board  of  Education.  This,  she  insisted 
firmly,  must  be  looked  into;  and  the 
Board  wearily  agreed. 

The  MacDonalds,  called  in  for  inquiry, 
explained  with  bewilderment  that  the  child 
was  not  suffering  from  her  professional 
engagements.  Jeanette  herself  was  made 
to  answer  questions:  No,  she  had  never 
heard  any  dirty  words.  No,  her  parents 
didn't  beat  her — the  idea!  No,  the  money 
she  earned  wasn't  snatched  from  her  by 
force  as  soon  as  she  got  it.  In  fact  it  was 
being  used  for  her  piano  and  music  lessons. 
In  the  end  the  Board  smiled  at  the  flushed 
and  outraged  family,  glowered  at  the 
teacher,  and  waved  a  dismissal. 

But  the  old  busy-body  wasn't  through. 
She  came  to  all  of  Jeanette's  perform- 
ances— most  of  them  benefit,  now  that  she 
was  so  busy  in  school — and  sat  in  the 
first  row,  staring  intently  at  the  girl. 
Jeanette  began  to  dread  stepping  from  the 
wings,  knowing  that  always  she  must  look 
down  into  that  hateful  countenance,  sing 
against  the  invisible  waves  of  sheer  spite 
that  seemed  to  engulf  her.  Once  the 
terror  they  inspired  was  too  much:  in  the 
middle  of  her  song  she  burst  into  hysteri- 
cal tears  and  ran  off  the  stage.  Then  a 
smile  of  grim  triumph  broke  at  last  the 
wrinkled  mask  in  the  front  row. 

'there  was  that,  and  there  was  the 
little  boy  with  whom  she  decided  to  be  in 
love.  This  was  a  typical  child's  romance, 
without  actual  emotion,  but  abounding 
with  melodrama;  he  sat  down  the  row 
from   her,  and  she  would  toss  him  notes 

60    . 


Make  Way  for  Melody 

{Continued  from  page  14) 

which  grew  increasingly  passionate  until— 
one  day — she  found  her  own  store  of 
words  too  meager,  and  copied  a  printed 
love-letter  from  the  front  page  of  a  news- 
paper. She  didn't  bother  to  read  the  ac- 
companying story,  which  was  an  account 
of  a  breach-of-promise  suit. 

Jeanette  was  about  nine  years  old  then 
("If  you  will  elect  me,  I  will  keep  this 
country  out  of  war,"  Mr.  Wilson  had 
said,  but  he  hadn't  done  it)  and  about 
that  time  an  amazing  thing  happened. 
She  began  to  grow  with  incredible  rapid- 
ity—"Like  a  weed!"  exclaimed  Anna,  as- 
tonished— until  within  a  year  or  two  she 
was  as  tall  as  her  sisters. 

You  must  have  been,  at  some  time  in 
your  life,  a  lean   and   stringy  and  taller- 


Benefit  performances  gave  that  Mac- 
Donald  child  her  chance  to  sing  and 
dance    even    during    her   school    days. 

than-average  youngster  to  understand  just 
how  miserable  young  Miss  MacDonald 
actually  was  during  that  period.  Always 
before  she  could — as  the  baby  of  the 
family — observe  Blossom  and  Elsie  with 
their  several  beaux  without  envy.  She 
could  steal  the  box  of  chocolates  Elsie's 
fellow  brought,  and  hide  behind  the  sofa 
to  "Yah-yah!"  when  Blossom  got  too  sen- 
timental with  her  visitor. 

But  now,  since  she  matched  them  in 
height  she  felt  herself  an  outcast — she  was 
loo  tall  to  be  treated  as  the  child  she  was 
or  to  indulge  in  pranks — too  young  to  be 
admitted  to  the  charmed  circle  in  which 
her  older  sisters  moved.  She  must  stand 
hidden  on  the  landing  watching  them.  She 
must  tie  the  bow  on  Blossom's  new,  very 
long  party  dress,  and  help  with  her  hair, 
and  listen  to  her  excited  anticipation  of 
the    coming    evening;    and,    in    her    short 


child's  skirt  and  cotton  stockings,  she 
must  stay  behind  in  the  littered  bedroom 
when  the  doorbell  had  rung  and  Blossom 
and  Elsie  had  gone.     For  long  years  .  .  . 

Until  Elsie  had  married  and  left  home, 
until  Blossom  had  gone  to  New  York  and 
joined  a  chorus  there;  until  the  Armistice 
had  been  signed,  and  the  world  was  draw- 
ing a  long  breath,  preparatory  to  picking 
up  the  pieces,  preparatory  to  the  return 
to  normalcy  and  the  Jazz  Age.  .  .  . 

Then  it  happened. 

Young  Marie  Prescott.  in  Jeanette's 
class  at  school,  had  a  birthday  and  de- 
cided to  give  a  party.  Jeanette  would  be 
very  welcome  to  come^Freddy  would  call 
for  her,  wouldn't  Freddy?  Aw,  come  on 
Freddy,  she  won't  hurt  you!  Just  this 
once 

On  the  night  of  the  affair  Jeanette 
stood  at  the  door  of  her  closet,  looking 
distastefully  at  her  innocuous  little  high- 
necked,  brief-skirted,  best  dress.  She  al- 
ready had  on  her  cotton  bloomers,  which 
buttoned  all  around  to  the  gathered  cam- 
bric upper;  her  legs  were  already  encased 
in  sheaths  of  snowy-white  cotton  stock- 
ings; the  low-heeled  patent  leather  pumps 
were  already  on  her  feet. 

CHE  took  the  dress  and  holding  it  out 
**  before  her  went  down  to  where  her 
mother  sat  sewing.  "Please,  mother," 
Jeanette  said,  almost  tearfully. 

"You'd  better  hurry,  dear,"  Anna  an- 
swered. "Freddy's  half  an  hour  late  now 
— he'll  be  here  any  minute." 

Slowly  Jeanette  returned  to  her  room. 
Slowly  she  pulled  the  dress  over  her 
head.  Then  she  sat,  unsmiling,  on  the  bed 
to  wait. 

She  waited  until  ten-thirty,  when  with 
the  same  dragging  movements  she  un- 
dressed again,  put  out  her  light,  crawled 
into  bed,  and  began  to  cry. 

The  next  day  she  met  Freddy  on  the 
school-grounds.  "Where  were  you  last 
night?"  she  asked  him. 

He  shoved  his  cap  further  over  his  left 
ear.   "Oh  go  to  hell,"  he  told  her. 

(Some  years  later,  when  she  was  on  the 
stage,  he  called  her  for  a  date.  "You  re- 
member me."  he  said. 

"Yes.  Do  you  remember  what  you 
yelled  at  me  one  day  at  school?" 

"I  told  you  to  go  to  hell,  didn't  I?" 

"That's  what  I'm  telling  you,"  said 
Jeanette,  and  hung   up.) 

But  that  afternoon,  when  she  came 
home,  she  had  no  heart  to  answer  when 
Anna,  waiting  on  the  porch,  called  to 
her. 

"Hurry!"  shouted  Mrs.  MacDonald. 
"I've  news!"  She  waved  a  special  deliv- 
ery letter.  "From  Blossom,"  she  ex- 
plained, as  Jeanette  came  up  the  steps; 
"she  says  they  need  dancing  girls  in  New 
York,  and  that  maybe  you  could  get  a 
job  there.  She  wants  you  to  come  at  once." 

Trembling,  Jeanette  stood  looking  at 
her  mother,  wordless.  Before  her  the  gates 
to  romance,  to  womanhood,  fulfilled,  to 
glamour  and  lights  and  music  and  all  the 
gaudy  things  she  had  never  known,  stood 
suddenly  open.     But  would  mother  .  .  .  ? 

Anna  smiled.  "You  can  go,"  she  said 
softly. 

New  York  and  glittering  Broadway  was 
a  long  step  for  the  young  red-beaded 
daughter  of  a  staid  Philadelphia  Scotch- 
man. To  leave  home,  leave  town  for — 
a  job  as  a  dancing  girl!  Jeanette's  dreams 
were  suddenly,  miraculously  coming  true. 
Don't  miss  the  January  instalment  of  this 
great  story,  the.  intimate  recollections  of 
Jeanette   MacDonald. 


RADIO    MIRROR 


What  Do  You  Want  to 
Know? 


(Continued  from  page  51) 

at — but  you  probably  can  call  the  roll 
yourself.  Yes,  Pinky  Tomlin  is  one  of 
the  gang.  He  was  born  in  Eros,  Ark.  Sep- 
tember 9,  1909.  But  his  family  moved  to 
Durant,  Ohio,  when  Pinky  was  three  years 
old.  The  Easy  Aces  are  Middle  Western- 
ers, too — both  born  in  Kansas  City,  Mo. 
They've  been  sweethearts  from  high  school 
days,  and  were  married  in  1928,  just  one 
year  before  their  present  program  was 
originated  over  a  local  Kansas  City  sta- 
tion. They  reached  the  networks  March, 
1932.  Goodman  Ace  used  to  be  a  reporter 
and  columnist  on  the  Kansas  City  Journal- 
Post.  I  don't  know  of  any  Easy  Aces  fan 
club,  so  try  R.  E.  McGurn,  2510  N.  12th 
Street,  Kansas  City,  Kan.  His  club  boosts 
all  stars.  We'll  try  to  get  that  photo- 
graph into  an  early  issue. 

Edith  G.,  Ann  Arbor,  Mich.— Phil  Har- 
ris, Robert  L.  Ripley  and  Floyd  Gibbons 
are  not  married;  Jean  Paul  King  and  Phil 
Lord  are.  Arthur  Peterson  is  the  male 
lead  in  The  Guiding  Light,  and  he's  mar- 
ried. Anne  Seymour  is  the  new  Mary 
Marlin. 

Wilma  Jean,  Brooklyn,  N.  Y. — George 
Robert  "Bob"  Crosby  was  born  Au- 
gust 25,  1913.  He's  not  married.  Two  of 
his  enthusiasms  are  "Rhapsody  in  Blue" 
and  petite  blondes. 

Helen  Morrison,  Bronx,  N.  Y. — 
I  thought  the  rest  of  the  fans  would  be 
interested  in  Johnnie  Davis,  too.  John 
Gus  Davis,  once  of  Brazil,  Ind.,  and  now 
of  Manhattan,  Hollywood,  and  radio 
points  between,  comes  from  a  musical 
family.  He  "got  rhythm"  at  an  early  age 
—made  his  first  public  appearance  at  the 
age  of  three.  At  the  age  of  12  he  went 
to  Terre  Haute,  Ind.  and  joined  up  with 
Jack  O'Grady's  orchestra.  After  coming 
East  with  Smith  Ballew's  band  in  1930,  he 
joined  the  Red  Nichols  outfit.  Fred  War- 
ing heard  Johnnie  handling  the  "plumb- 
ing"— swing  for  trumpet — at  the  Park  Cen- 
tral Hotel,  and  you  know  the  rest.  Johnnie 
is  25,  blue-eyed,  blond.  He  was  married 
April  1,  1935  to  Martha  Lee  Garber. 
He  deserted  his  Manhattan  penthouse  to 
make  "Varsity  Show"  for  Warner  Bros. 
with  Waring  and  his  Pennsylvanians,  and 
now  has  signed  a  contract  with  Warner 
Bros,  for  another  picture.  He  can  be 
reached  at  Warner  Bros.  Studios,  Bur- 
bank,  Calif.  You  got  a  good  idea  of  how 
Johnnie  "goes  out  of  the  world"  on  a  hot 
number  through  the  photographs  in  the 
Facing  the  Music  Department,  October 
Radio  Mirror. 

Andrew  Martell,  Schenectady,  N.  Y. — 
Three  of  the  most  famous  all-girl  orches- 
tras are:  Phil  Spitalny's  Hour  of  Charm 
girls,  heard  over  NBC  Red  network  at 
9:30  p.  m.  Mondays,  and  the  outfits  of 
Ina  Ray  Hutton  and  Rita  Rio,  both  now 
-on  road  tours. 

Miss  B.  Smythe,  Sydney,  Australia — 
Lee  Bennett  is  now  waking  up  the  audi- 
ences along  the  vaudeville  circuits.  But 
of  Charles  Kaley  I  can  find  no  trace — are 
you  sure  that  is  the  right  name? 

Mrs.  David  T.  Haines  Jr.,  Chicago,  111. 
—Of  course  you  saw  the  grand  full-length 
picture  of  Allen  Prescott  in  November 
Radio  Mirror,  with  the  account  .of  how  his 
Wifesayer  program  grew.  And  here's  the 
brief  biography  you  asked  for,  to  go  with 
it.  Allen  Prescott  was  born  January  21, 
1904  in  St.  Louis,  Mo.  He  attended  N.  Y. 
Military  Academy,  also  the  University  of 
Pennsylvania.  He  has  worked  as  adver- 
tising salesman  and  newspaper  reporter. 
Started  his   regular   radio  career  as  news 


*  TIRED  FROM  HOURS  IN  THE  KITCHEN? 

*  WORRIED  ABOUT  RISING  FOOD  COSTS? 

Let  Franco- American  Help! 


Isn't  it  a  help,  in  these  days  of  rising  food 
prices,  to  find  a  delicious  food  that  saves 
you  money  every  time  you  serve  it?  And 
don't  you  think  you  deserve  a  little  rest 
every  now  and  then?  That's  what  you  get 
when  you  give  your  appreciative  family 
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vory with  that  marvelous  "eleven-ingredi- 
ent" sauce. 

You  can't  fool  friend  husband!  He  knows 
Franco-American  the  minute  he  tastes  it.  So 
do  the  children.  In  two  mouthfuls,  they  can 


tell  the  difference  between  Franco-American 
and  any  other  ready-cooked  spaghetti.  And 
they  never  seem  to  get  tired  of  that  marvel- 
ous Franco-American  flavor! 

Use  it  as  a  delicious  main  dish — it's  packed 
with  nourishment.  Or  combine  it  with  left- 
overs to  make  the  third  day  on  a  leg  of 
lamb,  for  example,  taste  like  the  prize  crea- 
tion of  a  French  chef.  Send  for  that  heipful 
free  recipe  book  that  gives  thirty  appetizing 
ways  in  which  to  use  Franco-American.  And 
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Beauty  Aids.  Then  your  eyes  speak  the  language  of  beauty  —  more 
truly,  more  clearly  than  words  themselves! 

But  beware  of  bold,  theatrical  mascaras  that  shout  "too  much  make- 
up," that  overload  lashes,  and  make  them  sticky,  lumpy,  dry,  or  brittle. 
Many  women  have  entirely  denied  themselves  the  use  of  mascara  rather 
than  fall  into  the  "too  much  make-up"  error.  But  colorless,  neglected, 
scanty  lashes  deny  the  all-important  eyes  their  glorious  powers. 

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commentator.  Lives  in  a  penthouse.  Likes 
French  dishes,  traveling  by  boat,  and 
Dorothy  Parker's  poetry.  Is  5  feet  8 
inches  tall,  has  brown  hair  and  blue  eyes. 

Marion  Hurst,  Madisonville,  Ohio — 
It's  Frances  Langford,  who  is  known  as 
"The  Moonglow  Girl" — not  Patricia  Nor- 
man. Yes,  Phillips  Lord  had  a  Sunday 
evening  program — it  was  called  "Sunday 
Evening  at  Seth  Parker's." 

Loretta  Settles,  East  St.  Louis,  III. — 
Spencer  Bentley,  the  new  Bob  Drake  in 
Betty  and  Bob,  is  a  former  New  York 
radio  actor  and  network  announcer.  He 
was  born  in  New  York  January  14,  1910. 
His  father,  mother,  aunt,  uncle  and  cousin 
are  all  stage  players.  Spencer  has  been 
in  12  Broadway  shows.  Made  his  debut 
on  CBS  in  School  of  the  Air.  Married 
Betty  Colter  in  1931.  Is  5  feet  8  inches 
tall,  weighs  140  pounds,  has  dark  brown 
hair  and  blue  eyes. 

Betty  Reller,  who  plays  Betty  Drake, 
was  born  Dec.  4,  1913  in  Richmond,  Ind. 
She  is  5  feet  7  inches  tall,  has  brown  hair 
and  blue  eyes.  Arline  Blackburn,  Eileen 
Turner  of  The  O'Neills,  was  born  in  New 
York  City  on  May  6,  1914.  She  is  five 
feet  five  inches  tall,  weighs  115  pounds, 
has  red-blonde  hair,  and  green  eyes. 

Jimmy  Tansey,  who  plays  Danny 
O'Neill,  was  born  in  Omaha,  Nebr.  on 
July  20,  1910.  He  is  5  feet  IVi  inches  tall, 
weighs  145  pounds,  has  green  eyes  and 
light  brown  wavy  hair.    Not  married. 

Chloe  A.,  Alameda,  Calif. — Jack  Benny 
is  5  feet,  9  inches  tall,  weighs  150  pounds. 
Golf  is  his  favorite  sport.  As  you've  prob- 
ably noted,  Don  Wilson  and  Kenny  Baker 
are  back  with  Jack  this  winter. 

M.  J.  C,  Rockport,  Ind.  and  M.  K.  S., 
Indianapolis,  Ind. — Your  inquiry  about 
the  late  Bix  Biederbeck  has  been  turned 
over  to  Ken  Alden  who  will  have  some- 
thing for  you  in  his  Facing  the  Music 
column  shortly. 

FAN    CLUB   SECTION 

I.  Silverstein  thinks  Jay  C.  Flippen  did 
such  a  grand  job  as  substitute  for  Harry 
Von  Zell  on  the  Summer  Stars  program, 
he  ought  to  have  a  fan  club.  Prospective 
members  may  communicate  with  Mr.  Sil- 
verstein at  2268-63rd  Street,  Bklyn.,  N.  Y. 

Attention,  Mary  Dominick,  W.  Ali- 
quippa,  Pa. — Edna  Rogers  of  3730  N. 
Eighth  Street,  Phila,  Pa.  is  president  of 
the  Eddy  Duchin  fan  club.  Which  re- 
minds me — Miss  Rogers  tried  to  get  in 
touch  with  Vera  Ayres,  Oakland.  Calif. 
but  her  letter  was  returned  unclaimed. 
Will  you  send  Miss  Rogers  your  new  ad- 
dress, please,  Vera? 

Norman  Foster,  of  141  Wheeler  Street, 
Winston-Salem,  N.  C.  wants  to  know  if 
there  is  a  Bobby  Breen  fan  club?  So  do  I, 
so  will  officers  please  contact  both  Mr. 
Foster  and  the  Oracle' 

Miss  Isabel  Lee.  958  Silvercrest  Ave., 
Akron,  Ohio  is  a  real  "jiner" — she  wants 
to  join  Bob  Crosby,  Shirley  Ross  and 
Frances  Langford   tan   clubs. 

For  Ruth  Henrv,  Rochester,  N.  Y.— 
Jean  Young  of  1357  Harvard  Street,  Har- 
risburg,  Pa.  is  president  of  the  Alice  Faye 
Circle. 

Miss  Elsie  Miller,  2130  East  24th  Street, 
Brooklyn,  N.  Y.,  is  a  prospective  member 
for  the  Jack  Benny  fan  club.  Will  offi- 
cers of  the  Benny  Club  also  contact  the 
Oracle? 

Lombardo  Fans,  Flushing,  L.  I. — Yessir- 
ree  there's. a  Carmen  Lombardo  fan  club. 
A  right-up-to-the-second  one  conducted  by 
Helen  Hayes  Hemphill,  201  West  105t"h 
Street,  Los  Angeles,  Calif. 

George  Leiper,  whose  address  is  given 
in  the  column,  would  like  to  hear  from 
the  Easy  Aces  fan  Club.  And  don't  forget 
to  notify  the  Oracle,  Aces,  so  other  would- 
be   members   can    be    informed. 


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The  Bull  in  Radio's  China 
Shop 

(Continued  from   page   11) 

Stocky,  harsh-voiced,  with  a  face  that 
looks  as  if  it  had  been  modeled  and  col- 
ored by  a  hand  that  had  never  had  much 
practice  in  that  sort  of  work,  General 
Johnson  bumbles  out  what  he  thinks  about 
life,  politics,  government  and  people — and 
the  devil  take  anybody  that  tries  to  stop 
him. 

Radio,  with  its  overwhelming  desire  to 
please  everybody  that's  listening  in,  hasn't 
been  very  fond  of  this  kind  of  a  com- 
mentator in  the  past.  "Don't  say  any- 
thing that  will  make  anybody  mad,"  has 
been  its  motto.  But  now,  having  warmed 
up  to  the  task  of  offering  such  an  out- 
spoken lady  as  Dorothy  Thompson  to  its 
listeners,  it  has  thrown  discretion  to  the 
winds  and  tucked  a  hot  microphone  into 
General  Johnson's  powerful  hand,  with  no 
more  than  a  muttered  prayer  that  he 
won't  break  it. 

What  will  the  result  be?  Well,  if  I'm 
allowed  to  hazard  an  opinion,  I'd  say  that 
before  the  winter  is  out  an  awful  lot  of 
people  are  going  to  make  up  their  minds 
that  not  only  does  General  Johnson  pro- 
vide one  of  the  most  entertaining  quarter- 
hours  on  the  air,  but  also  the  most 
thought-provoking. 

yOU  probably  won't  agree  with  every- 
*  thing  he  says.  In  fact,  I  don't  see  how 
you  could.  I  didn't  myself,  when  I  talked 
to  him  a  week  before  his  broadcast  series 
began.  But  if  you  can  listen  to  him  and 
either  ignore  what  he  says  or  forget  it — 
if  you  can  do  that,  you're  living  behind  a 
mighty  thick  wall  of  indifference  to  every- 
thing that's  going  on  in  this  world. 

He's  the  kind  of  man  who,  when  he  has 
finished  telling  you  what  he  thinks,  leans 
back  and  glares  at  you,  as  if  daring  you 
to  dispute  him.  He's  just  given  you  the 
answer,  and  as  far  as  he  is  concerned  it's 
the  only  answer  possible.  At  first  you 
think  all  this  means  that  the  General 
is  opinionated.  It  does,  but  it  also  means 
that  whatever  he  believes,  he  believes  so 
sincerely,  so  passionately,  that  he  can't 
credit  the  sincerity  of  any  opposing  point 
of  view. 

We  hadn't  been  talking  more  than  a 
couple  of  minutes  when  I  brought  on  that 
glare,  daring  me  to  talk  back.  Outside 
the  windows  of  his  Fifth  Avenue  hotel, 
the  streets  were  packed  with  American 
Legionnaires,  blue-uniformed,  gold-braided. 
They  were  having  their  convention,  and 
New  York  had  declared  a  holiday  to  do 
them  honor.  _  Everybody  was  noisily 
happy.  So,  with  the  Legionnaires  very 
much  in  the  front  of  my  mind,  I  asked 
the  General  if  he  thought  any  further 
soldiers'  bonuses  should  be  granted. 

"I  do  not!"  he  snapped,  and  bit  down 
on  the  words  so  hard  j  could  see  it 
wouldn't  be  safe  to  ask  him  why. 

We  didn't  mention  the  man  in  whose 
"brain  trust"  Johnson  used  to  be  one  of 
the  leading  figures,  but  his  policies  and 
ideals  had  their  place  in  much  of  our  con- 
versation. Listen,  for  instance,  to  what 
the  General  had  to  say  about  government: 

"The  democracy  that  was  framed  in 
the  Constitution  of  the  United  States  isn't 
perfect — but  it's  the  nearest  thing  to  per- 
fection in  the  government  line  that  man 
has  ever  been  able  to  contrive.  It  was 
framed  so  as  to  let  the  majority  rule,  and 
at  the  same  time  protect  the  minorities. 
And  it  didn't  make  it  possible  for  us  to 
put  one  man  into  power,  no  matter  how 
much  we  trust  him,  and  say,  'Now  go 
ahead  and  do  whatever  you  think  is  best 


•  "Now  wait  a  minute,  Mrs.  Zebra.  What's  your  hurry?  Stop  and 
catch  your  breath.  Look  at  your  poor  little  colt— he's  winded  and 
all  of  a  lather!  You  really  shouldn't  let  a  baby  get  so  hot." 


•  "I'll  fix  him  up,  though.  Just  leave  it  to  your  Uncle  Dudley.  A 
good  rub-down  with  gentle,  cooling  Johnson's  Baby  Powder  and 
he'll  be  fit  as  a  fiddle  and  rarin'  to  go  again." 


•  "Imagine,  Mother— Mrs.  Zebra  has  been  trying  to  raise  a  baby 
without  Johnson's  Baby  Powder!. ..She'd  no  idea  how  to  stop  chafes, 
rashes  and  prickly  heat.  Seems  odd  in  this  day  and  age,  doesn't  it?" 


•  "/  love  the  feel  of  Johnson's  Baby  Powder— it's  so  much  softer 
and  finer  than  lots  of  powders.  Keeps  my  skin  just  perfect."  .  .  . 
And  perfect  condition,  Mothers,  is  the  skin's  best  protection  against 
infection.  Johnson's  Baby  Powder  contains  no  coarse,  scratchy 
particles— it's  made  entirely  of  finest  Italian  talc  — no  orris-root. 
Your  baby  needs  Johnson's  Baby  Soap  and  Baby  Cream,  too— and 
if  he's  very  young,  the  new  Johnson's  Baby      .    -  *    q 

Oil,  which  is  stainless,  pleasantly  fragrant  (loJWW^'^lrOiwM'OVl 
and  cannot  turn  rancid.  0  —■ —    0  ""»*""* 

JOHNSON'S  BABY  POWDER 

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for  us.'  Even  if  the  majority  of  us  want 
to  put  one  man  in  and  say  that  to  him, 
we  can't  do  it!  Because  the  Constitution 
didn't  provide  for  that  kind  of  govern- 
ment. It  didn't  provide  for  anything  but 
a  representative  democracy! 

"Sure,  if  the  majority  of  us  want  to,  we 
can  have  any  kind  of  government  we 
want.  We  can  bring  Hitler  over  here  to 
do  the  job.  But  the  only  way  we  can  do 
it  is  by  amending  the  Constitution — and  it 
takes  three-fourths  of  the  states  to  do 
that!" 

And  again  he  gave  me  that  I-dare-you- 
to-contradict-me  expression. 

After  that,  while  the  General  worried 
the  cellophane  wrapper  from  a  package 
of  cigarettes  between  his  stubby  fingers, 
we  got  to  talking  about  the  subject  that 
has  a  good  many  people  talking  these 
days — war. 

"War  is  not  inevitable  for  this  country!" 
he  growled.  "Not  unless  everybody  in  the 
country  goes  stark,  staring  crazy!  We  got 
into  one  of  those  things  before,  and  what 
did  it  get  us?  I  don't  believe  we've  for- 
gotten that  last  time  enough  for  it  to  be 
possible  for  anybody  to  drag  us  into  an- 
other war  that's  none  of  our  business. 

SUPPOSE  an  American  vessel  is  sunk  on 
the  high  seas?  What  we  ought  to  do, 
right  now,  instead  of  passing  laws  to  pre- 
vent United  States  citizens  from  trading 
with  belligerents,  to  say  to  everybody: 
'All  right,  go  ahead.  Travel  all  you  want 
to,  and  trade  all  you  want  to.  But  don't 
expect  the  United  States  government  to 
protect  your  lives  or  your  dollars.  If  you 
send  a  million  dollars'  worth  of  goods  into 
the  war  zone,  and  it  gets  sunk  or  burned, 
that's  your  lookout.  Your  money  and  your 
lives  aren't  important  enough  to  get  us 
into  war.  If  the  United  States  decides  to 
declare  war,  it  will  be  for  a  policy,  not 
to  revenge  your  interests.' 

"Have  that  clearly  understood  before- 
hand, and  the  people  who  complain  when 
the  President  slaps  a  trade  embargo  on 
them  can  go  right  ahead  trading  with  bel- 
ligerents, at  their  own  risk." 

He  discarded  the  cellophane,  which  was 
about  worn  out  anyway,  and  went  after 
a  pencil. 

"They  say  the  next  war  will  be  between 
Fascism  and  Communism.  Fascism  and 
Communism!  I  can't  see  any  difference 
between  them.  They  both  turn  into  dicta- 
torships. Of  course  there  are  Communist 
and  Fascist  elements  in  the  United  States, 
but  neither  of  them  is  as  strong  as  the 
strategy  of  their  leaders  makes  them  seem. 
The  average  man  isn't  connected  with 
either  of  them,  and  doesn't  want  to  be! 

"Communism — the  idea  of  abolishing 
private  ownership  and  letting  everybody 
share  equally  in  the  wealth  of  a  country 
— is  a  fine  idea,  in  theory,  and  I  admire  it. 
But  envy  and  greed  are  two  of  the  most 
powerful  forces  in  man's  makeup,  and 
you  can't  cut  them  out  of  him.  They're 
there,  and  as  long  as  they  are.  communism 
won't  work.  The  profit  system  takes  hu- 
man nature  into  account,  instead  of  trying 
to  ignore  it.  That  proves  to  me  that  it's 
a  better  system. 

"We've  got  laws  right  now  that  limit 
the  amount  of  money  a  man  can  earn. 
It  isn't  possible  for  a  man  to  make  more 
than  two  hundred  thousand  dollars  a  year, 
under  our  present  tax  laws. 

"And  anyway,  what  does  the  harm  is 
not  what  a  man  makes,  but  what  he  leaves 
behind  him  when  he  dies.  Vast  fortunes 
shouldn't  be  left  in  the  hands  of  spoiled 
young  whippersnappers  who  didn't  earn 
them.  But  we've  got  laws  today  that  pre- 
vent that,  too.  Our  inheritance  tax  laws 
leave  mighty  little  of  a  big  fortune  for 
the  heirs. 

"You  can't  eliminate  poverty,   anyway. 


Jesus  Christ  Himself  told  us  that  two  thou- 
sand years  ago,  and  nobody's  come  along 
since  to  prove  He  was  wrong.  You  can't 
get  rid  of  the  poor,  any  more  than  you 
can  get  rid  of  the  lame.  Some  people  are 
just  naturally  born  shiftless,  and  there's 
nothing  you  can  do  about  it." 

"Then  do  you  think,"  I  ventured,  "that 
we  can  never  stop  our  national  relief  pro- 
gram, but  must  resign  ourselves  to  being 
on  a  dole  system,  like  England?" 

I'd  said  tire  wrong  thing.  He  fixed  me 
with  a  sharp  look.  "Didn't  have  relief  a 
few  years  ago,  did  we?  Then  can  you  tell 
me  any  reason  why  we  have  to  have  it 
now?  And  we  won't,  just  as  soon  as  the 
man  in  the  street  finds  out  he's  paying  for 
ninety  per  cent  of  it! 

"No,  you  can't  eliminate  poverty — but 
you  can  give  every  class  of  people  a  squar- 
er  deal !  Level  off  the  injustices  in  our 
present  system  of  economics.  The  tariff 
laws  are  unjust  to  the  farmers — all  right, 
change  the  tariff  laws.  When  you  do  that 
you're  hurting  labor,  perhaps,  but  if  the 
first  laws  were  unjust,  labor's  got  no  right 
to  kick  even  if  it  is  some  skin  off  them. 
And  then  when  you've  passed  a  law  that 
rights  some  injustice  that  has  been  done 
to  the  farmers,  look  around  and  see  if  la- 
bor is  getting  a  square  deal  all  around. 

"But  don't  just  go  ahead  throwing 
money  out  of  the  window,  as  we've  done 
for  the  last  few  years!  There's  no  sense 
in  spending  just  for  the  sake  of  spending. 
The  country  isn't  prosperous  again  yet, 
by  a  long  shot,  and  it  won't  be  prosper- 
ous when  the  bills  start  coming  in.  either!" 

The  General  tossed  the  pencil  down  and 
fished  bitterly  for  a  package  of  cigarettes. 
I  thought  maybe  he  wouldn't  get  so  angry 
if  we  discussed  education  and  medicine, 
and  I  was  partly  right. 

"Education  should  be  free  for  everyone," 
he  said,  "but  when  I  say  education  I  mean 
education.  A  graduate  of  a  big  college, 
unless  he's  a  natural  born  student,  isn't 
educated.  Things  are  made  too  easy  for 
him.  Now,  I'm  not  necessarily  out  to 
praise  the  West  Point  system,  but  at  least 
when  a  man  goes  there  for  four  years,  he's 
educated  on  every  subject  he  has  studied 
there — because  he  has  recited  on  it  every 
day,  and  no  two  ways  about  it.  I've  gone 
to  West  Point  and  I've  gone  to  the  Uni- 
versity of  California,  too,  and  I  know  how 
much  difference  there  is  in  what  you  learn 
in  the  two  types  of  college.  If  you  decide 
that  what  you  want  to  go  to  college  for 
is  to  get  contacts,  all  right.  You  can  get 
them  at  lots  of  colleges.  But  if  you  really 
want  to  learn,  there  are  only  a  few  places 
vou  can  go. 

AS  to  medicine — it's  getting  so  a  man 
can't  afford  to  get  sick!  Up  in  Pitts- 
burgh they've  carried  out  a  very  success- 
ful experiment.  They  have  a  city-owned 
hospital  there,  and  if  a  man  is  sick  he 
simply  goes  there  and  it  doesn't  cost  him 
any  more  than  if  he  stayed  at  home. 
If  he's  so  sick  his  income  is  entirely  cut 
off,  it  doesn't  cost  him  anything.  And 
the  medical  profession  in  Pittsburgh  hasn't 
been  ruined,  either!  That  proves  that 
medicine  and  medical  care  can  be  made 
available  to  everyone.  But  it's  something 
that  ought  to  be  done  by  the  community, 
not  by  the  Federal  government. 

The  telephone  rang,  and  I  knew  the 
time  General  Johnson  could  give  me  was 
up.  It  hadn't  been  long,  but  it  had  been 
long  enough  to  show  me  just  what  kind 
of  personality  radio  has  got  hold  of  this 
winter.  1  wish  I  could  be  around  the  first 
time  some  network  official  approaches  the 
General  and  timidly  suggests  that — maybe 
—just  perhaps — it  might  be  a  good  idea 
to  tone  down  the  vigor  of  that  fifth  para- 
graph in  his  script.  The  San  Francisco 
earthquake  will  seem  like  a  tea-party! 


RADIO     MIRROR 


Wald  left  the  job. 

Then  the  rotund  writer  took  a  leaf 
from  Horace  Greeley's  notebook  and  went 
West.  He  wrote  a  couple  of  hit  pictures 
for  Warner  Brothers.  His  pen  was  still 
fiery  and  he  still  enjoyed  kidding  croon- 
ers. 

Vallee's  celluloid  appearances  have  never 
clicked.  So  Warners  wanted  to  be  sure 
his  next  venture  into  filmland  would  be 
a  surefire  success.  Why  not,  suggested  one 
talkie  tycoon,  have  some  one  who  knew 
Vallee   intimately  write   his   next   flicker? 

So  Jerry  Wald,  author,  was  shipped  on  a 
fast  plane  to  New  York  to  confer  with  the 
star  of  his  latest  scenario,  "The  Great 
Crooner," — Rudv  Vallee. 


ClNCE  he  was  a  tot  of  two — when  ill— 
^  ness  almost  robbed  his  body  of  life — 
Fred  Lowery  has  walked  in  almost  com- 
plete darkness. 

But  he  says,  "I'm  glad  it  happened." 

Fred  may  have  but  one-tenth  vision  in 
one  eye — but  he  can  produce  three  and 
four  beautiful  notes  from  his  throat  simul- 
taneously. He  is  a  whistler.  But  don't 
let  that  mislead  you.  He  doesn't  do  bird 
imitations  a  la  vaudeville.  He's  most  em- 
phatic about  that. 

He  performs  a  flute  obbligato,  or  sup- 
plants the  first  violin  in  orchestra  num- 
bers, such  as  "Overture  to  William  Tell" 
and   "Liebestraum." 

When  John  Charles  Thomas  heard  him 
for  the  first  time  he  exclaimed,  "It  just 
can't  be  done!"  As  a  singer,  he  knows  that 
the  throat   isn't   capable   of   producing   a 


Facing  the  Music 

(Continued   from   page   7) 

number  of  notes  at  the  same  time.  But 
Fred  grins  and  does  it  .  .  .  regularly  on  the 
air  with  Vincent  Lopez'  orchestra. 

When  he  was  a  boy,  Fred  was  sent 
away  to  Blind  Institute — away  from  his 
home  in  Palestine,  Texas,  the  tiny  town 
where  he  was  born  in    1909. 

One  day  Ernest  Nichols,  a  famous 
whistler,  gave  a  recital  at  the  Institute. 
When  he  finished,  one  of  the  little  girls 
informed  him  shyly  that  Fred  could 
whistle,  too. 

The  old  artist  was  amazed  at  the  purity 
and  beauty  of  the  three  and  four  simul- 
taneous notes  Fred  could  produce  from 
his  throat.  Other  whistlers  produced  mul- 
tiple notes  in  their  mouths  but  Nichols 
said  there  was  a  difference — as  much  dif- 
ference as  between  the  music  produced 
by  a  Stradivarius  and  a  mail  order  fiddle. 
He  impressed  the  boy  with  the  fact  that 
he  had  a  gift  he  must  develop. 

When  Fred  was  eighteen,  Morton 
Downey,  making  a  theater  appearance, 
heard  him  and  hastened  to  introduce  him- 
self. "You're  wasting  your  time  here.  Go 
to  New   York." 

That  was  the  final  push  of  encourage- 
ment Fred  needed.  He  rushed  home, 
packed  his  bags  and  took  the  next  train 
to  Manhattan,  fortified  with  several  letters 
of  introduction  from  Downey.  After  a  few 
months  in  New  York,  Vincent  Lopez  an- 
nexed him  as  a  featured  soloist. 

He  is  a  hobbyist,  having  an  extremely 
fine  collection  of  phonograph  records, 
many  out  of  print,  therefore  valuable.  He 
roller  skates  and  swims,  goes  to  baseball 
games  to  get  the  thrill  of  being  part  of 


the  crowd.  He  has  learned  to  use  a 
candid  camera  with  precision,  and  cooks 
a  tasty   steak. 


OFF  THE  MUSIC  RACK 

Mark  Warnow's  Blue  Velvet  program 
lures  more  fan  mail  than  any  other  sus- 
tainer  on  CBS.  Most  of  the  mail  comes 
as  the  result  of  the  Tune  Teasers,  a  feature 
of  this  program,  during  which  Mark  p!ays 
old  tunes;  asks  listeners  to  guess  the  titles 
and  promises  to  reveal  them  if  the  fans 
write  .  .  .  Bernie  Cummins  has  at  'ast 
gotten  himself  a  manager,  after  all  these 
years  of  handling  his  own  affairs.  His 
manager's  name  is  Mrs.  Bernie  Cummins, 
who,  until  six  years  ago,  was  Katherine 
Mahoney.  Their  wedding  took  place  in 
New  York's  St.  Patrick's  Cathedral  and 
things  were  quite  domestic  until,  noticing 
that  Bernie  took  too  much  time  away 
from  his  music  for  business  details,  she 
sold  him  the  idea  of  becoming  his  man- 
ager .  .  .  Mark  Warnow  has  been  ap- 
pointed orchestra  conductor  of  We,  the 
People  on  CBS.  .  .  .  Ramona  and  Paul 
Whiteman  are  battling  in  the  courts  again 
over  their  contract — this  time  it  is  the 
New  York  Supreme  Court  ...  A  hotel  in 
New  York  features  "The  Big  Apple"  as 
a  dessert.  Consists  of  an  apple  which  has 
been  peeled,  boiled  and  filled  with  frozen 
fruits  and  whipped  cream.  .  .  .  Chicago 
has  its  share  of  top-notch  orchestras  for 
the  Fall  season:  Kay  Kyser  is  at  the 
Blackhawk;  Freddy  Martin  and  Ted 
Weems   are   at   the  Aragon   and   Trianon 


HER  SMILE  WON  HIM 


I  HEAR  TOMMY  BLAKE 
FEU  HARD  FOR  YOU 
TON  I6HT,  HELEN.  LIKE 
1  HIM? 


HE'S  AWFULLY  NICE! 

BUT  HE  ONLY 
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I  THINK  I  KNOW 
WHY.HELEN...BUT 
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SOMETIMES  YOUR 
BREATH.. .OH  WHY 
DON'T  YOU  SEETHE 
DENTIST  TOMORROW? 

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WHY  PE6. 

THAT  CANT 

BE.. .BUT  I'LL 

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swank  Drake  Hotel. 


ORCHESTRAL  ANATOMY 

SAMMY  KAYE:  George  Brandon, 
Andrew  Russet,  Jimmy  Brown,  saxo- 
phones; Charlie  Wilson,  clarinet;  Frank 
O'Blake,  Lloyd  Gilliom,  trumpets;  Ozzie 
Resch,  Frank  Haendle,  trombones;  Ralph 
Flanagan,  piano;  Paul  Cunningham,  bass; 
Erny  Rudisill,  traps  and  vibraphone; 
Tommy  Ryan,  guitar.  Vocalists:  Tommy 
Ryan,  Charlie  Wilson,  Jimmy  Brown  and 
The  Three  Barons.  Theme:  "Swing  and 
Sway." 

LEO  RE1SMAN:  Bernie  Kaufman, 
Johnny  Heifer,  Bob  Fulton,  Don  Trim- 
mer, saxophones;  Eddie  Patrowicz,  Fred 
Woodman,  Sam  Silin,  trumpets;  Ernest 
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Fay,  bass;  Herman  Fink,  drums;  Ned 
Cola,  guitar;  Sam  Liner,  piano.  Theme: 
"What  Is  This  Thing  Called  Love?" 

CORRESPONDENCE 

MARIE  PFARR:  Fred  Waring  has 
just  completed  a  motion  picture,  "Varsity 
Show"  and  an  engagement  in  Chicago's 
Drake  Hotel. 

W.  P.  JUDGE:  George  Olsen's  Orches- 
tra is  currently  playing  in  New  York  at 
the  new  International  Casino,  of  which 
he  is  part  owner.  He  is  heard  over  MBS 
and  NBC  with  his  "Band  of  Tomorrow." 
He  is  still  one  of  the  better  orchestra 
leaders  even  though  Mrs.  Olsen  (Ethel 
Shutta)  no  longer  is  his  attractive  vocalist. 

WALTER  RUSSART:  Dolly  Dawn  is 
a  New  Jersey  miss,  cousin  of  Dick  Stabile 
and  an  institution  with  George  Hall's  fine 
CBS  orchestra.  Right  now  Dolly  is  taking 
operatic  singing  lessons.  No  she's  not  con- 
sidering an  operatic  career  but  it  is  swell 
training  for  blues-singers.  Gets  most  of 
her  fan  mail  from  collegians,  particularly 
Navy,  Army  and  Notre  Dame  men.  Spends 
most  of  her  free  time  seeing  movies  and 
buying  dresses.  Her  favorite  hobby  is 
collecting  toy  dogs. 

IDA  McCLAIN:  There  are  fourteen 
men  in  Shep  Fields'  orchestra,  including 
the  maestro.  "Rippling  Rhythm"  is  con- 
cocted with  a  soda  straw  and  a  bowl  of 
water.  Try  it  some  night  in  your  local 
ice  cream  store. 

ANTHONY  COLLICCHIO:  All  the 
Goodman  music  you  hear  over  the  air 
is  written  and  carefully  orchestrated. 
However,  when  Benny  swings  out  at  a 
private  party,  it  is  all  ad  lib  or  unadulter- 
ated "jamming." 

For  your  convenience — and  ours — use 
this  coupon  in  writing  to  ask  questions. 
We'll  trv  to  find  all  the  answers. 


Ken  Alden, 
Facing   the   Music, 
RADIO  MIRROR, 
122   East   42nd    Street, 
New   York   City. 

My  favorite  orchestra  is  

and   I  want  to 

know    more    about    the    following: 

Name 

Address 


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RADIO    MIRROR 


The  Man  I  Hate — And 
Vice  Versa 


(Continued  from  page  19) 


your 


"Would    you     let    me    float     in 
swimming  pool,   Mr.   Fields?" 

"You  wouldn't  float— you'd  sink.  You're 
waterlogged." 

Well,  that  got  me  down.  "Waterlogged," 
indeed,  indeed,  indeed.  Bergen  intervened: 

"Bill,  try  to  realize  that  Charlie's  life 
is  quite  different  from  ours." 

"I  should  say  it  is,"  said  Mr.  Fields. 
"He  gets  planted,  then  he  grows  up.  We 
grow  up  and  then  we  get  planted.  Fatal- 
istically analytical — they  didn't  think  I 
could  say  that  ...  1  didn't  think  I  could 
mvself." 

But  1  couldn't  contain  myself.  "You're 
not  kidding  me."  I  blurted  to  Mr.  Fields. 
"You  used  that  line  in  your  last  picture." 

"Oh.  you  saw  it?"  drawled  Mr.  Fields. 
"How  did  vou  like  it?" 

"Rotten!"  I  said,  feeling  like  a  wooden 
heel.     But  the  round  was  mine. 

As  I  remember  the  first  round  of  our 
feud  went  to  Mr.  Fields,  although  some 
of  my  repartee  clung  to  him  like  burls — 
burrs,  I  mean.  There  I  go  thinking  red- 
wood again.  "How  old  is  Charlie r"'  Mr. 
Fields  asked  Bergen,  ^and  Bergen  said 
"He's  twelve  vears  old." 

"Twelve  vears  old,"  repeated  Mr.  Fields. 
"How  interesting  I  wonder  if  the  little 
nipper  will  sing  me  a  song?" 

I  WILL  if  you  give  me  ten  dollars,"  I 
'  replied. 

"Ten  dollars?  He's  more  than  twelve!" 
said   Mr    Fields. 

"He's  really  older  than  he  looks,"  ex- 
plained Bergen.  "He  was  hewn  out  of  an 
old  oak  tree."  (I  wish  Bergen  would  get 
together  with  himself  on  this.  One  time 
it's  a  white  pine,  and  then  it's  an  oak. 
I  doubt  if  he  really  knows.) 

"His  face  looks  as  if  it  were  hewn  out 
of  a  piece  of  sassafras  root."  said  Mr. 
Fields,  not  at  all  like  a  gentleman. 

"Oh,  is  that  so?"  I  blurted.  "If  you 
had  to  cut  your  face  out  of  a  piece  of 
wood,  they  would  have  to  use  redwood  for 
a  nose — and  an  ample  bit  of  it.  too,  I'd 
say." 

And   that  was   the  way   that  started. 

"Yes — oh  yeah — of  course!"  fumed  Mr. 
Fields.  "Redwood  for  a  nose!  He's  a 
fresh  little  punk,  isn't  he?  Redwood  for 
a  nose!  He'5;  full  of  termites.  Take  him 
away  from  me,  he  draws  flies." 

I  had  a  hard  time  keeping  myself  in 
hand  (Bergen's  hand).  "He's  drunk!"  I 
yelled. 

"Yes  and  I'll  be  sober  tomorrow  and 
you'll  still  be  full  of  termites,"  Mr.  Fields 
yelled  back  at  me.  Ringsiders  at  that  one 
declared  it  was  Mr.  Fields'  round  but  my 
words  kept  haunting  him.  ".  .  Redwood 
for  a  nose  .  .  .  he's  only  twelve  eh?  What's 
he  wearing  a  wig  for?"  Mr.  Fields  mum- 
bled. "Can  you  imagine  that  little  rat 
.  redwood  for  a  nose.'  Don't  let  him 
get  away— will  you?  'Redwood  for  a 
nose'  .  .  I'll  take  Baby  LeRoy  in  prefer- 
ence any  time.    And  he's  no  bargain." 

The  next  time  Mr.  Fields  and  I  came 
together  socially  1  did  my  best  to  bridge 
the  gap.  lust  an  old-fashioned  wooden 
bridge  but  no  go. 

"Hello  Mr.  Fields!"  1  said. 

"Oh  hello  blood  poison." 

"Mr.  Fields  I've  been  reading  a  book." 

"Who  hasn't?"  queried   Mr.  Fields. 

"This  book  has  taught  me  a  lot  ot 
things.  I  want  to  apologize  for  the  nasty 
way  1  talked  about  your  nose  being  made 
of  redwood  " 

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68 


Mr.  Fields  practically  ignoring  me  and 
turning  to  Mr.  Don  Ameche.  who  is  master 
of  ceremonies  at  our  Sunday  Kaffee 
Klatches.  But   I   insisted: 

"I  can't  forget  it.  I've  been  thinking 
about  it  ever  since  last  Sunday." 

"Perish  the  thought.     Forget  about  it." 

"That's  big  of  you,  Mr.  Fields.  And 
now  do  you  feel  sorry  that  you  said  I  was 
full  of  termites?"  I  was  propping  up  my 
amour  propre. 

"Oh  1  guess  I  do,"  he  murmured.  "1 
guess  I  do.  I  really  haven't  had  time  to 
give  it  much   thought." 

Then  Bergen  stepped  in  as  mediator: 
"Charlie  really  loves  you,  Mr.  Fields." 

"Yes  indeed  I  do.  But  1  don't  think 
Mr.  Fields  loves  me." 

"This  has  gone  far  enough,"  said  Mr. 
Fields,  pulling  himself  up  to  his  full  height 
and  raising  his  redwo — his  nose.  "I've  been 
a  gentleman  up  to  now  but  he's  not  going 
to  tell  me  that  I  don't  love  him.  I'll 
break  every  knot  in  his  body.  Another 
thing  I  want  to  tell  you  .  .  .  you  didn't 
know  that  I  was  in  Bergen's  dressing  room 
this  afternoon  and  I  heard  Charlie  telling 
Dorothy  Lamour  that  from  the  looks  of 
my  nose  I  must  have  been  weaned  on 
ketchup.  .  .  Dirty  little  rat,  he's  a  wool 
in  sheep's  clothing!" 

IT  was  after  this  incident  that  Mr.  Fields 
■  told  me  to  sew  (I  have  always  won- 
dered why  he  didn't  say  "nail")  a  button 
on  my  lip.  He  threatened  to  rip  off  my 
bark  and  bite  off  my  limbs,  to  sick  a 
woodpecker  on  me,  and  to  prune  every 
twig  on  my  body.  Of  course  I  felt  like 
a  stuffed  shirt  doing  it,  but  I  decided  it 
was  time  to  take  legal  action.  I've  learned. 
Never  again.  Never  put  the  "b"  for  bar- 
rister on  the  honey-toned  Mr.  Fields.  The 
man  is  a  sorcerer.  He  hypnotized  my 
lawyer.  Hyp-hip-hooray!  This  is  what 
happened. 

I  decided  to  sue  Mr.  Fields  for  ?12.000, 
defamation  of  character,  alienation  of  af- 
fections, slander,  breach  of  etiquette, 
breach  of  faith,  breach  of  friendship.  Ber- 
gen had  his  doubts  about  collecting.  "Do 
you  stand  a  chance?"  he  asked  me.  "Blatt, 
Blab,  Brag  and  Pecksniff  never  fail."  my 
lawyer  said,  pulling  himself  up  haughtily. 

"Greetings,  Charles,  my  diminutive  little 
chum,"  Mr.  Fields  said  as  my  lawyer  and 
I  (and  Bergen — he  gets  into  everything) 
entered. 

"Hello,    Mr.    Fields,"    I    answered. 

"And  greetings  to  you,  Counsellor."  said 
Mr.  Fields,  in  melting  tones.  "Pardon  me 
for  complimenting  you  on  your  beautiful 
blond  beard.  Didn't  you  used  to  play  the 
tuba  in  the  House  of  David  Band?  How's 
everything  up  at  Benton  Harbor?" 

"Very  fine,  thank  you,  very  fine,"  an- 
swered the  lawyer.  "But  let's  get  on  with 
the  case,  M.x.  Fields.  I  have  come  here  to 
represent  my  client,  one  Charles  McCar- 
thy, to  institute  proceedings  against  you 
for  $12,000. 

"Mr.  Fields,  we  are  prepared  to  press 
the  following  charges — defamation  of  char- 
acter, alienation  of  affection,  loss  of  ser- 
vices, threatened  intent  to  assault,  bat- 
tery, mayhem  and  murder  .  .  .  et  al.  Mr. 
Fields,  did  you  or  did  you  not,  on 
the  9th  of  May  last,  refer  to  the  plaintiff 
as  a  piece  of  sassafras  root." 

"That's  what  he  called  me,  all  right." 
I  blurted  out. 

"Yes,  yes,  I  did,"  admitted  the  de- 
fendant. 

"He  admits  it!"  1  shrieked. 

"But  sassafras  root  is  very  dear  to  my 
heart,  barrister,"  said  Mr.  Fields,  wiping 
a  tear  from  his  eye  with  a  purple  hand- 
kerchief. "I  was  weaned  on  sassafras 
root." 

"Oh,  how  that  man  can  lie!  Don't 
you  believe  him,  counsellor." 


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"Mr.  Fields,"  continued  my  attorney, 
silencing  me  with  a  look.  "Did  you,  or 
did  you  not,  on  the  same  day,  accuse  my 
client  of  being  full  of  termites?" 

"Full  of  termites?  Yes  ...  I  remem- 
ber. I  answer  in  the  affirmative,"  said- 
Mr.  Fields,  meaning  "yes."  "But  there 
were  extenuating  circumstances.  Charles 
squirmed  off  Mr.  Bergen's  knee  three 
times  that  day.  It  was  not  a  threat  .  .  . 
I  only  wanted  to  warn  him.  1  feared  for 
the  little  chap's  innards.  I  thought  he 
probably  had  ants." 

"Mr.  Fields,  did  you,  or  did  you  not, 
on  May  16th,  last,  describe  my  client  as 
a  piece  of  Grade  B  lumber?" 

"How  true  .  .  .  how  true  .  .  .  but  Grade 
B  lumber,  counsellor,  is  very  near  and 
dear  to  my  heart.  Grade  B  lumber  .  .  . 
my  little  grade  home  in  the  West.  Par- 
don me,  barrister,  while  I  shed  a  tear." 
Mr.  Fields  mopped  his  eyes.  "My  old 
homestead  was  constructed  of  that  ma- 
terial ...  a  modest  little  lean-to.  We 
had  no  windows  but  very  large  cracks  in 
the  wall  which  served  the  purpose  admir- 
ably." 

This  was  too  much.  I  could  see  my 
case  and  my  barrister  weakening.  "On 
May  30th  he  said  he  would  sick  a  wood- 
pecker on  me.  Ask  him  to  explain  that. 
Go  ahead!"  I  insisted. 

"It  was  merely  a  lark  .  .  .  Havy,  haw 
.  .  .  stop  me — I  only  wanted  to  give  the 
little  chap  the  bird." 

THE  bird,  eh?  Now  what  does  he  mean 
'  by  that  crack?"  I  asked. 

"Tut,  tut,"  my  lawyer  said.  "Let's 
stick  to  the  case.  Mr.  Fields,  did  you, 
or  did  you  not,  on  June  20th,  threaten  to 
drive  a  nail  into  the  chest  of  my  client?" 

"I  understood  he  was  afflicted  with 
Grade  B  lumber-pneumonia  .  .  .  and 
thought  his  chest  should  be  tapped." 

"Oh,  my,  oh  my  .  .  .  he's  the  most 
deceitful  man  I  ever  knew!"  I  bawled. 
"Double-crosser  .  .   .  buzzard   .   .   ." 

"Cease,  Mr.  McCarthy,"  said  my  lawyer. 
"Very  beautiful,   Mr  Fields." 

"And,  what's  more,  did  or  did  not  the 
little  nipper  threaten  to  clip  me  and  mow 
me  down?  Insist  that  my  nasal  organ 
was  made  of  redwood  .  .  .  accuse  me  of 
being  an  addict  of  the  Demon  Rum? 
Have  you  forgotten  that,  my  little  plain- 
tiff?" 

"I  haven't,  but  on  the  other  hand  ..." 
I  tried  to  say. 

"Did  I  not  refer  to  you  as  my  diminu- 
tive little  chum,  my  pretty  little  twig, 
my  own  flesh  and  timber?  Did  I  not  offer 
you  my  nose  filled  with  nickels?"  con- 
tinued Mr.  Fields. 

"Yes,  but  you  forget  ..."  I  interposed. 

"A  veritable  fortune  for  a  young  lad 
in  such  modest  circumstances  ...  no  food 
to  buy,  barrister  ...  no  liquid  to  consume 
.  .  .  practically  no  overhead  .  .  .  not  even 
a  bath  to  take  .  .  .  just  a  little  sand  paper 
now  and  then.  What  a  fortunate  little 
sapling,"  gushed  Mr.  Fields. 

"There  he  goes  again!"  I  yelled.  "Get 
•that  down — get  that  down  .  .  .  make  a 
note  of  that." 

"The  little  chap  does  not  know  his 
forestry,"  said  Mr.  Fields  in  tones  that 
would  melt  granite.  The  lawyer  com- 
menced to  sob. 

"There  is  no  need  to  go  any  further, 
Mr.  Fields.  I  understand,"  he  said.  This 
was  going  too  far. 

"Yeah — and  you  said  you'd  prune 
every  twig  off  my  body.  Explain  that!" 
I   ordered. 

"Quiet,  Mr.  McCarthy,"  ordered  my 
lawyer.  "Go  on,  Mr.  Fields."  But  I 
couldn't  be  quiet. 

"He  called  me  a  little  rat  ...  a  little 
punk  ...  he  said  he'd  saw  my  arm  off  .  .  ." 

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my  gentle  nature,"  said  the  perfidious  Mr. 
Fields.  "How  can  one  so  young  resort 
to  such  a  tarradiddle?  It's  a  fib  ...  a 
downright  fib.  Pardon  me  if  1  raise  my 
voice  and  lose  my  temper,  counsellor." 

"Mr.  McCarthy,  1  cannot  take  this 
case."  my  lawyer  said  to  me. 

"What  brand  is  it?"  Mr.  Fields  asked, 
his  interest  renewed. 

"1  can  see  at  a  glance  that  Mr.  Fields, 
the  kind  man,  is  the  one  who  is  maligned, 
who  is  injured,"  said  my  lawyer,  picking 
up  his  briefs.  No,  Bergen,  he  wasn't  a 
Boy  Scout  and  he  wasn't  in  shorts.  You 
don't  understand  legal  talk. 

"Charles,  my  little  chum,  haven't  I  al- 
ways been  the  very  milk  of  human  kind- 
ness?" Mr.  Fields  asked  me. 

"Yes,  sour  milk." 

"Enough,"  said  my  lawyer.  "I  refuse 
your  case,  Mr.  McCarthy.  .  .  .  Good-bye, 
Mr.  Fields.  It  is  a  pleasure  for  me  to 
meet  such  a  kind-hearted  man.  I  apolo- 
gize for  my  intrusion." 

'Oh,  don't  mention  it,"  said  Mr.  Fields. 
"Au  revoir,  counsellor.  Now  McCarthy, 
get  your  paper  and  pencil  out  and  put 
this  in  your  little  memory  book.  You 
buckthorn  in  my  side  .  .  .  you  pump 
handle  .  .  .!" 

"Counsellor — counsellor!"    I    shrieked. 

yOU  skunk  cabbage  .  .  .  you  stink 
*  weed  ..." 

"Whoa — help!  Counsellor!" 

"Go  'way — you're  infected  with  frost 
bite  .  .  .  you  grubs'  hacienda  .  .  ." 

"Quick!  Where  is  my  counsellor?  What 
a  lawyer!" 

"You  knotty  pine  .  .  .  you  yesteryear's 
discarded  Christmas  tree  .  .  .  you  ter- 
mite's flophouse  ...  I  hate  every  branch 
of  your  family  tree!"  continued  Mr. 
Fields.  Now  I  ask  you,  where  is  Justice? 
Counsellor,  lawyer,  attorney,  barrister, 
help,  help!  Is  every  day  Mr.  Fields' 
Day? 

{All  excerpts  from  Fields-Bergen-Chase- 
and-Sanborn  scripts  printed  by  courtesy 
of  the  copyright  owners.) 


"Nor    Rain    Nor    Heal    Nor 
Gloom  of  Night — " 

(Continued  from  page  23) 

about  that  when  the  crook  pulled  a  blue- 
barrelled  automatic  from  his  right  hand 
coat  pocket.  The  hand  that  held  it  shook. 
The  face  above  it  was  filled  with  venom. 
The  man  was  desperate. 

With  his  own  right  hand,  Charlie  made 
a  quick  move  toward  his  own  right  hip — 
he  wasn't  armed — and  jumped  for  the 
bandit.  In  a  brief  struggle  Charlie  pin- 
ioned the  man's  arms  to  his  side  with  a 
trick  he  had  learned  in  the  army.  And 
at  his  command,  the  man  who  had  been 
so  murderous  but  a  few  seconds  before, 
let  that  automatic  slip  into  the  ashcan. 

They  were  still  struggling  when  Detec- 
tive Dow  of  the  Bathgate  Avenue  Police 
Station  came  poking  into  the  alley.  After 
insisting  that  the  officer  identify  himself, 
Charlie  turned  the  prisoner  over  to  him. 
And  then  he  started  going  away  from 
there. 

"Hey,  wait  a  minute.  Come  back  here," 
Dow  ordered. 

"No,  1  can't  stop  now,"  Charlie  told 
him. 

"But  just  a  minute.  Who  are  you?" 

"Can't  you  see  I  wear  the  uniform  of 
the   United   States   Postal   Service?" 

"Sure,  I  know  that,  but  you've  got  to 
appear  against  this  man." 

"Well,  I  haven't  got  time  now,  I've  got 
to  deliver  the  mail." 


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And  with  that,  Charlie  did  what  the 
stick-up  man  had  advised:  He  beat  it. 

Out  on  the  truck  Charlie  looked  at 
his  watch.  He  had  lost  five  minutes  of 
Uncle  Sam's  time.  And  there  was  a  half 
a  truck-load  of  mail  that  must,  come 
what  may,  be  delivered  before  noon.  He 
told  Herman  to  step  on  the  gas. 

Herman,  of  course,  was  dying  with  curi- 
osity. But  all  Charlie  would  say  was 
thathe  had  caught  his  man. 

"I'll  tell  you  about  it  when  we  get  back 
to  the  station,"  he  said.  "Let's  get  the 
rest  of  this  mail  delivered  first.  We're 
about  five  minutes  late." 

Well,  boys  and  girls,  maybe  this  gives 
you  an  idea  why  you  so  seldom  complain 
about  mail  service  in  the  good  old  U.S.A. 
You  know,  in  the  New  York  Post  Office 
alone  thirteen  million  pieces  of  mail  are 
handled  every  day  in  the  year.  And  also 
on  every  day  some  thirty-five  thousand 
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It  shows  you  that  when  the  post  office 
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dreams.  They  are  merely  thinking  in  the 
terms  of  Charlie  Heyler.  who  wouldn't 
let  catching  a  criminal  interfere  with  the 
delivery  of  his  truckload  of  parcels. 

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^\N  May  fifth,  I  jumped  off  a  mail 
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mail  more  than  four  or  five  minutes.  The 
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the  secret.  You'll  listen  to  the  greatest 
wooing  of  history  this  evening  because — 
Parkyakarkus  loves  Martha  Raye  and 
Martha  loves  Parky! 

Al:  Why,  Tiny,  how  can  you  say  such 
a  thing!  You  know  Parky  and  Martha 
spend  all  their  time  insulting  one  another! 

Tiny:  That's  just  it — that's  how  I 
know  they're  in  love.  They're  both  so 
shy  they  don't  want  the  other  to  know 
their  secret.  But  really  they're  simply  eat- 
ing their  hearts  out  for  one  another.  You 
just  listen  tonight  and  see  if  I'm  not  right. 

Martha:  (She's  outside  in  the  ball,  but 
we  can  hear  her  yelling.)  Ohhhh  boy! 
Lifebuoy!     Oh  boy! 

Al:    Shh,    Martha,    we're    on    the    air. 

Martha:  Oh,  am  I  mad!  Am  1  mad! 
Say  Al,  how  much  would  you  charge  to 
kill  a  guy? 

Al:  Me  kill  a  guy?     What  for? 

Martha:  1  was  standing  outside  the 
studio,  minding  my  own  business — and 
some  guy  drove  up  and  hitched  his  horse 
to  me! 

Al:  Well,  don't  you  mind,  Martha — 
here  comes  Parkyakarkus  to  comfort  you 
now. 

Martha:  Comfort  me?  That  Swivel- 
puss?  He  was  the  guy  that  did  it! 

Al:  Now,  don't  try  to  deceive  us, 
Martha.  Tiny  has  discovered  your  secret, 
and  it's  safe  with  us  and  a  couple  of 
million  people  listening  in. 

Tiny:  That's  right,  Martha.  Why,  do 
you  know  what  Parky  said  about  you 
the  other  day?  He  said,  "When  I  gaze 
into  Martha's  eyes,  time  stands  still." 

Parky:  Yeah — but  what  I  meant  was 
her  face  would  stop  a  clock. 

Al:  You  shouldn't  say  that  about 
Marthy,   Parky.    You're  no   Don  Juan. 

Parky:  Just  the  same,  a  girl  at  the 
party  we  went  to  last  night  said  1  had 
the  face  of  a  great  lover. 

Al:  (Laughing  scornfully.)  Well,  I  cer- 
tainly wouldn't  say  that  about  you. 

Martha:  Neither  did  the  girl.  What  she 
really  said  was,  "Wow,  look  at  that 
kisser!" 

Parky:  Well,  Martha  did  all  right  with 
her  kisser,  Al.  You  should  of  been  there 
when  they  started  playing  kissing  games. 
She  kissed  three  fellas  at  one  time,  and 
didn't  even  use  her  lower  lip! 

Martha:  (In  a  rage.)  Somebody  give 
me  a  feather — 1  want  to  beat  his  brains 
out! 

Al:  I'm  afraid  you're  too  late,  Martha. 
As  a  child  he  was  kicked  in  the  head  by 
a  grasshopper. 

Parky:  Anyway,  I'm  good  looking.  Look 
at  her,  with  that  mouth!  Why,  in  her  last 
picture  she  yawned  and  I  couldn't  see 
Bing  Crosby! 

Al:  Now,  Parky,  stop  talking  like  that. 
You  know  Martha  is  the  girl  of  your 
dreams. 

Parky:  If  she  is,  I'm  gonna  stop  eating 
before  I  go  to  bed. 

Martha:  Parkyakarkus,  why  don't  you 
go  out  and  get  an   aspirin? 

Parky:  What  for?  I  ain't  got  a  head- 
ache. 

Martha:   No,  but   I   have. 

Parky:  How  can  something  ache  when 
there  ain't  nothing  there? 

Martha:  You  should  talk — if  there  was 
a  sales  tax  on  brains  you'd  get  a  refund. 

Parky:  Is  that  so?  I  got  more  brains 
in  my  whole  head  than  you  got  in  your 
little  finger.  You  know  the  sit-down  strikes 
they  was  having  a  couple  months  ago? 
They  got  that  idea  from  me.  Sure!  .  .  . 
Parkyakarkus. 

Al:  Oh,  you're  smart  all  right. 

Parky:   I  was  even  smart  B.  S.  S.     Be- 


fore Social  Security. 

Martha:  You  don't  even  know  what 
Social   Security  is! 

Parky:  I  do  too!  I'll  even  explain  it 
to  you.  If  I'm  sitting  in  my  automobile 
with  a  beautiful  girl  on  a  lonely  road  and 
it's  a  dark  night  and  the  moon  is  shining 
and  the  stars  is  blinking — and  if  the  Gov- 
ernment will  only  pass  a  law  to  keep 
Martha  Raye  away — Boy,  that's  Socia 
Security! 

Martha:  What'd  I  ever  do  to  deservt 
this!  Parky,  why  do  you  keep  on  insult- 
ing me? 

Parky:  Well,  to  tell  you  the  truth 
Martha,  I   hate  singers. 

Martha:  But  there  are  lots  of  singer- 
— why  do  you  always  pick  on  me? 

Parky:  When  I  insult  singers — I  stan 
at  the  bottom! 

Martha:  I've  had  enough  of  this!  Mr 
Jolson!     I  want  you  to  fire  this  guy. 

Parky:  Okay,  I  can  always  go  back  tc 
Loretta.    She  likes  me. 

Martha:  Loretta  who? 

Parky:  Loretta  Young. 

Martha:  Go  on,  Loretta  Young  doesn't 
even  know  you're  alive. 

Parky:  Boy!  Just  give  me  ten  minuter 
alone  with  her  and  will  she  be  surprised' 
You  know,  I  just  wrote  a  poem  specia 
for  Loretta  Young. 

Martha:  Don't  recite  it. 

Parky:  All  right,  I  will.  It  says 
"Loretta  Young,  you  beautiful  Lorettr 
Young.  Ooh,  how  I'd  love  to  kiss  you— 
ugh'" 

Martha:  That's  the  poem?  Is  that  a- 
far  as  you  got? 

Parky:  Yeah,  I  could  never  get  am 
farther  with  Loretta  Young. 

Martha:  Listen,  I  don't  believe  you 
even  know  her. 

Parky:  Who  don't?  She's  a  relative  ol 
mine,  even. 

Martha:  (Scornfully.)  How  is  Lorettn 
Young   related   to  you? 

Parky:  Her  father  and  my  father  were 
fathers. 

Martha:  Well,  your  father  certainly 
wouldn't  admit  it  if  he  could  see  you  in 
that  suit  you're  wearing  now.  All  the 
colors  of  the  rainbow!  Is  that  your  new 
fall  outfit? 

Parky:   If  it  ain't   I'm  stuck  six  bucks. 

Martha:  You  mean  you  got  all  that 
for  six  dollars? 

Parky:  Yeah — I  found  a  place  where 
they  sell  you  a  suit  with  three  vests,  six 
pairs  of  pants,  a  topcoat,  a  twenty-six 
piece  set  of  dishes,  an  oil  painting,  a 
slicker  and  a  manicure. 

Martha:  What — no  raccoon  coat? 

Parky:  No,  but  they  give  you  board 
and  room  in  a  hotel  for  two  days? 

Martha:  All  for  six  dollars? 

Parky:  Yeah,  but  it's  a  very  cheap 
hotel.  I  bought  another  suit  there  too. 
Boy,  would  you  love  that  one!  A  suit 
with   two  pair  of  gloves. 

Martha:  Two  pair  of  gloves?  What's 
the  idea  of  that? 

Parky:  It  ain't  got  no  pants  and  you 
got  to  keep  warm  somehow. 

Martha:  And  look  at  your  vest!  It's 
too  short — it  doesn't  even  meet  the  pants! 

Parky:  I'm  gonna  introduce  them  in  a 
couple  days.  But  anyway,  they  don't 
have  to  meet,  on  account  of  that  poem— 
you  know,  East  is  East  and  Vest  is  Vest, 
and   never  the  pants  shall   meet. 

Martha:  Oh,  you've  got  everything  all 
wrong  again.  It's  never  the  twain  shall 
meet.     The  twain!     The  twain! 

Parky  :  Aw,  cut  out  the  baby  talk. 

Martha:  I'll  certainly  never  invite  you 
to  any  of  my  parties.     In   those  clothes 


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you'd  disgrace  me. 

Parky:  Oh,  don't  worry  about  that.  If 
I  have  to  go  to  a  high  class  party  I  get 
all  dressed  up  in  my  herringbone  suit  and 
I  put  a  cake  of  Lifebuoy  in  my  pocket. 

Martha:  Am  I  hearing  right?  When 
you  go  to  a  formal  party  you  put  a  cake 
of  Lifebuoy  in  your  herringbone  suit? 

Parky:  Yeah — I  get  all  dressed  up  in 
my  soap  and  fish. 

Martha:  You  mean  soup  and  fish — 
soup — soup — didn't  you  ever  hear  of  soup? 

Parky:  I  hear  it  every  time  you  eat  it 
with  that  big  mouth  of  yours.  I  love 
soup,  but  I'm  very  fussy.  Last  night  in 
my  house  we  had  soup  but  I  couldn't 
eat  it. 

Martha:   Wasn't  it  good? 

Parky:   It  was  delicious. 

Martha:  Then  why  couldn't  you  eat  it? 

Parky:  We  ain't  got  no  spoons. 

Martha:  Well,  why  didn't  you  run  next 
door  and  borrow  a  spoon? 

Parky:  This  was  next  door  where  I  was 
eating. 

Martha:  (Beginning  to  yell.)  But  I 
thought  you  said  you  were  in  your  house! 

Parky:  Well,  that's  where  I  live — next 
door. 

Martha:  Help!  You  live  next  door  to 
yourself? 

Parky:  Yeah.  It's  a  duplex — four  fami- 
lies live  there. 

Martha:  How  do  four  families  live  in 
one  duplex? 

Parky:  They  eat  crab  apples  arid  dou- 
ble up! 

Al:  (Interrupting  briskly.)  Come  on, 
folks,  we've  got  to  get  to  work  on  to- 
night's play  ...  Ladies  and  gentlemen, 
tonight  my  little  company  and  I  will  offer 
for  your  approval  our  conception  of  that 
famous  play  which  was  suggested  by 
Parkyakarkus'  head — "Dead   End." 


Parky:  Wait  a  minute.  I  don't  like 
that  play.  I  got  another  one  here  I  like 
to  do. 

Al:  All  right — what  play  do  you  want 
to  do? 

Parky:  "Eighth  Heaven!" 

Al:  "Eighth  Heaven?"  You  mean 
"Seventh  Heaven." 

Parky:  Naw,  that  was  last  year's  ver- 
sion— this  is  this  year's. 

Al:  Well,  all  right  Parky — that's  a  good 
play  too.  (Whispering  to  Tiny.)  All  right. 
Tiny,  we'll  see  if  your  suspicions  are  cor- 
rect. We'll  let  Parky  and  Martha  play 
the  leads  in  this  play,  the  two  lovers.  And 
if  they're  really  in  love  they'll  give  great 
performances.  (Louder.)  Martha,  come 
here  a  minute,  honey.  We're  going  to  do 
"Seventh  Heaven,"  and  you  play  the  part 
of  Diane.     Parky,  you're  Chico! 

Parky:  Who  are  you — Harpo? 

Al:  Now,  Parky,  the  action  takes  place 
in  Paris,  and  you  live  in  an  attic.  But 
you  don't  like  it — in  fact,  the  attic  gives 
you  a  pain.     Now  what  do  you  do? 

Parky:  I  take  two  aspirins  for  my  attic. 

Al:  No,  no!  You  make  love  to  Martha 
— you're  the  hero. 

Parky:  Boy,  if  I  make  love  to  her  I 
must  be  a  hero. 

Al:  Now,  Martha,  Parky  is  in  the  attic. 
He's  been  waiting  for  you  for  six  hours 
— Parky,  where  are  you  going? 

Parky:  I'm  gonna  open  a  window — it's 
too  stuffy  here  in  the  attic. 

Al:  Oh,  come  here!  Now,  Martha,  the 
attic  is  seven  flights  up  and  when  you 
come  home,  you  run  up  the  stairs  be- 
cause when  you  get  to  the  top,  you  know 
what  you  get? 

Martha:  Sure,  I  get  all  out  of  breath. 

Al:  No,  no — after  you've  run  up  the 
stairs  you  find  Parkyakarkus. 

Martha:  If  that's  what  I  get,  I'll  walk! 


Say,  why  must  this  thing  be  seven  flights 
up? 

Al:  Because  it's  in  the  play. 

Martha:  Well,  let's  do  a  play  about  a 
two-family  house. 

Al:  The  next  play  we  do  will  be  in  a 
lunatic  asylum.  Now  Parky,  in  this  play 
you  keep  saying,  "I  am  a  very  remarkable 
fellow."  You  see,  you  have  a  colossal 
egotism. 

Parky:  Is  that  worse  than  rheumatism? 

Al:  No,  no — that's  the  keynote  of  the 
play.  Now,  let's  go.  Parky,  you're  in  the 
attic,  waiting  for   Diane. 

Parky:  Diane — Diane — oh.  where  is 
Diane!  I  am  a  very  remarkable  fellow. 
Where  are  you,  Tootsie?  Ah,  there  you 
are.     Hello,  Diane. 

(Nobody   says   anything!) 

Al:  Well,  come  on,  Diane,  say  some- 
thing.   That's  your  cue. 

Martha:  Well,  give  me  a  chance! 
(Panting  heavily.)  You  think  it's  a  cinch 
running  up  seven  flights.  .  .  .  'Alio,  Chico! 
How  you  wass,  keed?  Oh,  I  like  you 
too  much — come,  let  me  kees  you! 

Parky:  (And  wouldn't  you  be  scared 
toof)   Keep  away  or  I'll  slug  you. 

Al:  She's  got  to  kiss  you,  Parky,  it's 
in  the  play. 

Parky:  Well,  I  don't  wanna  play.  If  I 
got  to  do  parts  where  I  got  to  kiss  girls, 
why  can't  we  get  Loretta  Young  on  this 
program? 

Al:  Oh,  go  on!     Kiss  Martha. 

Parky:  Boy,  if  I  can  live  through  this, 
will  I  be  a  remarkable  fellow!  Come  here, 
keed,  and  let  me  kees  you. 

(Maybe  it's  a  kiss,  but  it  sounds  more 
like  an  explosion.) 

Martha:  They  named  this  play  wrong 
— this  shouldn't  be  "Seventh  Heaven,"  it 
should  be  "Anything  Goes." 

Parky:  And  now  we  get  married,  wee? 


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Martha:   Married?  Oh,  Boy!  Oh,  Boy! 

Al:  Now  comes  the  climax  of  the  play. 
After  you  get  married,  you  have  a  big 
celebration  in  your  house.  Now,  Parky, 
all  you  have  in  the  house  is  a  bottle  of 
milk  and  some  flour. 

Parky:    Boy,  that's  some  celebration. 

Al:  Well.  Diane  wants  some  bread,  so 
you  bake  some  bread  for  her.  She  wants 
some  butter,  so  you  make  butter  out  of 
the  milk.  She  wants  some  cheese,  so  you 
make  that,  too.  You  can  do  everything 
— you  see,  Parky,  you're  a  very  remark- 
able fellow! 

Parky:  (Mighty  pleased  with  himself.) 
Boy,  am  I  good! 

Al:  Then  Diane  says,  "Chico,  1  would 
like  to  have  some  eggs." 

Parky:  Listen,  if  1  can  do  anything 
about  that  I  must  be  a  remarkable  fel- 
low! 

Al:  (Weakly.)  Tiny —  would  you  mind 
finishing  the  program  for  me?  All  this 
has  been  too  much  for  me.  I  really  don't 
feel  well. 

Tiny:  I  don't  blame  you,  Al — trying 
to  make   actors  out  of  those  two. 

Al:  Well,  it  looks  as  if  you  were  wrong 
about  them  being  in  -love,  doesn't  it? 
They  didn't  want  to  kiss  each  other. 

Tiny:  Oh,  1  don't  know — look  at  them 
now,  over  there  in  the  corner  of  the 
studio. 

Al:  Why,  they're  kissing  each  other! 

Tiny:  Looks  as  if  the  romantic  play 
got  in  some  good  work.     What'd   I  tell — 

Parky:  (Yelling  at  the  top  of  his  voice.) 
Owl  She's  got  my  head  in  her  mouth  and 
she's  trying  to  bite  it  off! 

Tiny:  Ladies  and  gentlemen,  the  pro- 
gram's over.  We  hope  Parky  will  be 
well  enough  to  be  on  next  Tuesday's 
show,  but  you'll  have  to  listen  in,  at  8:30 
P.M.,  Eastern  Standard  Time,  to  be  sure 
of  it.     Until  then — good  night. 

Did  you  ever  hear  a  bad  dream  talking? 
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month  Phil  brings  Beetle,  Bottle,  and  the 
rest  of  his  slap-happy  crew  to  you  in  a 
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Answers   to    PROFESSOR 

QUIZ'  TWENTY  QUES- 

TIONS  On  Page  3 

i. 

Ray    Noble. 

2. 

Roger     Pryor 

3. 

Dorothy   Lamour,   Lucille   Manners, 

Ka+hryn    Craven,    Irene    Rich. 

4. 

Tyrone    Power    and    Don    Ameche. 

5. 

Bye    Lo,    Bye    Lo. 

6. 

A   soda    straw. 

7. 

Major    Bowes'    Amateur    Hour. 

8. 

Charles    K.    Field. 

9. 

Bing   Crosby,   Jerry   Cooper,   Perry 

Como. 

10. 

Janet   Gaynor   and    Robert   Mont- 

gomery  in    "A   Star   is    Born". 

II. 

Sam    Hearn. 

12. 

A   newsboy    Bergen    used   to   know. 

13. 

Nelson     Eddy    and     Gracie    Allen. 

14. 

Martha   Raye,  Alice  Faye,  Charles 

Correll     (Andy),    Werner    Janssen 

and    Bob   Burns. 

15. 

Red    Davis. 

16. 

Jimmie    Fidler. 

17. 

Simone      Simon      in      the      picture, 

"Love   &    Hisses". 

18. 

Fibber  McGee. 

19. 

Backstage     Wife,     Dan     Harding's 

Wife,    John's   Other    Wife. 

20. 

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(Continued  from  page   4) 

program  was  longer. 

D.  Bazeley, 
Vancouver,  B.  C. 

FOURTH    PRIZE 

WE  LIKE  FRANK! 

I  am  surprised  to  find  nothing  in  your 
magazine  that  gives  credit  to  silver-voiced 
Frank  Munn. 

Don't  you  know  he  has  the  sweetest 
and  most  versatile  voice  in  radio  or  haven't 
you  heard?  His  Sunday,  Tuesday  and  Fri- 
day broadcasts  are  a  genuine  source  of 
pleasure  to  my  family,  and  to  millions  of 
ether  families  as  well.  We  look  forward 
with  anxiety  to  his  broadcasts,  and  make 
sure  we  don't  miss  them. 

An  exceptionally  joyous  treat  is  his 
singing  together  with  Jean  Dickenson,  and 
should  be  missed  by  no  one. 

Henry  Grau, 
Brooklyn,  N.  Y. 

FIFTH    PRIZE 
THE    IDEA,    MRS.    BECKER! 

I  read  a  letter  in  your  September  issue 
of  Radio  Mirror — I  want  to  take  this  op- 
portunity to  answer  it.  The  letter  was 
signed  Mrs.  Earl  Becker. 

The  idea,  Mrs.  Becker!  I  should  think 
that  a  woman  would  be  broad  minded 
enough  not  to  believe  Gracie  Allen  was 
really  in  love  with  the  orchestra  leader 
or  other  members  of  the  orchestra.  Let 
Gracie  continue  just  like  she  has  in  the 
past — we  all  like  it.  Just  because  there 
is  scandal  in  your  town,  that  doesn't  give 
you  any  reason  to  believe  Gracie  is  creat- 
ing a  scandal.  As  long  as  George  Burns 
doesn't  worry,  why  should  some  one  else 
worry? 

Ada  Ryder, 
N.  Ft.  Worth,  Tex. 

SIXTH    PRIZE 

INTRODUCTION     A-LA-BING 

"Yours  for  more  consideration  of  the 
other  fellow"  (quoting  J.  M.  F.'s  leave 
taking  of  an  open  letter  appearing  in  the 
September  issue  of  Radio  Mirror)  is 
worthy  of  reflection  on  the  part  of  a 
few  radio  hosts.  Of  course,  radio  enter- 
tainers want  to  "tickle"  the  ears  of  their 
listeners,  and  occasionally,  in  endeavoring 
to  please,  rules  of  courtesy  are  "scrapped." 
Truly,  the  other  fellow  has  not  been  taken 
into  consideration  when  celebrities,  such 
as  Rose  Bampton  and  Rudolf  Ganz,  are 
presented  to  the  radio  world  as  "Bamp" 
and  "Rudy"  a-la-Crosby  style.  There  have 
been  a  few  times  that  this  listener  has 
wished  that  a  turn  on  the  radio  dial  would 
choke — gently,  of  course,  but  severely 
enough  to  discipline — the  thoughtless  mas- 
ter of  ceremonies.  Yours  for  all  courtesy 
due  to  "Roses,"  especially, 

Rose  Mae  Koogle 

Westcliffe,   Colo. 

SEVENTH    PRIZE 

LET    THEM    HAVE    MUSIC! 

I  had  occasion,  during  the  past  depres- 
sion, to  intercede  for  some  deserving 
neighbors  who  had  unsuccessfully  applied 
for  county  aid.  It  was  all  I  could  do  to  be 
diplomatic  and  serene  when  the  field 
worker  retorted,  "Why,  they  even  have  A 
RADIO!"  This  may  have  been  an  un- 
usual case,  but  I  do  know  that  some  such 
sentiment  is  prevalent.  I  did  not  inform 
her  that  I  had  sold  a  cherished  violin,  not 
being  used  now,  for  a  radio  set  that  we 


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Many  physicians,  dentists,  nurses  and  other 
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and  sundry  keepsakes  to  secure  tubes  and 
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HONORABLE    MENTION 

"Remember  the  old  days  of  the  silent 
movies  when  they  used  to  flash  on  the 
screen  a  caption  which  an  ordinary  mortal 
could  read  in  20  seconds  and  leave  it  on 
long  enough  for  you  and  your  companion 
to  discuss  in  detail  'Beverly  of  Graustark'? 

"You  used  to  get  sort  of  peeved  to  think 
that  anyone  should  think  you  quite  so 
dumb,  didn't  you?  And  don't  you  feel 
the  same  way  at  the  end  of  an  episode 
in  most  of  the  dramatic  serials  of  the 
radio  to-day?  You  know:  the  episode  ends 
and  the  announcer  begins:  'Well,  well,  so 
John  Doe  is  murdered;  the  police  have 
found  a  tooth  brush  under  the  couch, 
etc.,  etc.,  etc.,:  —  and  then,  'Will  they 
find  the  murderer;  what  has  the  tooth 
brush  to  do  with  it,  etc.,  etc.?'" — Aliene 
Kendall,   Sterlington,   N.   Y. 

"Why  must  these  things  be:  Imitators 
of  Bing  Crosby's  nonchalance;  imitators 
of  Bob  Burns'  drawl;  jokes  so  old  they 
should  be  retired  on  pension;  humor  so 
dead  it  should  be  decently  buried;  guest 
stars  who  do  nothing  but  answer  a  few 
questions;  character  actors  who  do  the 
same  monotonous  stuff  year  after  year; 
"cute"  announcers;  infant  prodigies;  bore- 
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many  swell  dance  bands;  a  few  fine  dra- 
matic offerings;  splendid  news  announcers; 
Bob  Burns'  relatives;  suave  Jack  Benny; 
good  sports  reporting;  the  world's  greatest 
symphony  orchestras,  AND  Charlie  Mc- 
Carthy."— Louise   Rabb,   Logansport,    Ind. 

"The  perfect  working  model  for  news 
commentators,  according  to  my  family,  is 
Edwin  C.  Hill.  We  wouldn't  willingly  miss 
one  of  his  broadcasts,  come  good  tidings 
or  bad. 

"Mr.  Hill's  voice,  in  the  first  place,  is 
very  pleasant  and  his  manner  of  speaking 
simple  and  good  American.  He  has  the 
good  taste  not  to  indulge  in  fervent 
dramatics,  or  conversely,  studied  non- 
chalance. Neither  does  he  becloud  the 
issue  with  a  hard-to-follow  accent.  His 
personality  is  breezy,  friendly  and  sym- 
pathetic, as  he  reports  the  news  just  as  it 
comes  to  him." — Mrs.  Ruth  Cope,  Sterling 
City,  Tex. 

"Boy,  1  sure  enjoyed  Radio  Mirror's 
Readio  Broadcast  by  that  ace  of  radio 
stars,  Jack  Benny  himself.  The  Benny  pro- 
gram is  just  chock  full  of  humor  and  has 
more  humanness  than  any  feature  on  the 
air  waves.  Everytime  I  eat  Jello,  1  think 
of  Jack  Benny,  and  believe  me,  when  a 
lot  of  people  do  this,  you  can  just  bet 
your  last  dollar  that  the  product  is  sold, 
sealed  and  delivered  with  a  pink  ribbon 
tied  to  it.  Serve  mv  Jello  with  Jack  Benny, 
please!" — Beulah  Mae  Klink,  Canton,  O. 


Owing  to  the  great  volume  of  contribu- 
tions received  by  this  department,  we 
regret  that  it  is  impossible  for  us  to 
return  unaccepted  material.  Accordingly 
we  strongly  recommend  that  all  contribu- 
tors retain  a  copy  of  any  manuscript  sub- 
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(Continued  from  page  41) 

she  had  conquered  by  her  own  courage. 
She  feels  today  that  she  owes  a  great  debt 
to  that  black  year  of  1935.  Her  hurts  had 
cut  into  her,  carving  deep  channels  into 
her  emotional  self.  Alice  thinks  those 
same  channels  carry  the  stream  of  her 
happiness  now,  that  every  emotion  she 
knows  as  a  woman  will  be  deep  because 
they  are  deep. 

She  was  more  of  a  woman,  surely,  when 
she  returned  to  work  after  her  illness,  and 
she  was  more  of  an  actress.  I-t  was  then 
that  Big  Boss  Darryl  Zanuck  noticed  her 
seriously  for  the  first  time,  scheduled  her 
for  more  important  roles  than  she  had 
ever  had  in  "Sing  Baby,  Sing,"  and  "Wake 
Up  and  Live."  After  "On  the  Avenue" 
movie  critics  rushed  home  to  file  rave 
notices  about  Alice  Faye.  They  had  dis- 
missed her  with  a  line  before.  Fan  maga- 
zines assigned  their  best  writers  to  define 
"The  New  Alice  Faye"  and  the  fans  them- 
selves wrote  angrily  to  Fox  studios  that  it 
was  too,  too  bad  that  Alice  Faye  didn't 
get  Dick  Powell. 

Alice  overnight  found  herself  a  star. 
Suddenly  everyone  she  thought  had  turned 
against  her  jumped  on  the  Alice  Faye 
bandwagon.  Radio  sponsors  wrangled  for 
her  signature  on  a  contract — she  hadn't 
made  more  than  an  occasional  guest  ap- 
pearance in  years.  Leading  song-writers 
— including  the  late,  great  George  Gershwin 
— got  their  heads  together  and  decided 
that  above  all  other  girl  singers  in  the 
country,  Alice  Faye  was  their  choice  to 
put  over  a  song.  Walter  Winchell  had 
said  so  long  ago,  but  now  he  was  leading 
a  chorus  of  voices  in  the  chant:  "That 
Faye  girl  has  GOT  something." 

WHAT  could  Darryl  Zanuck  do?  He 
tore  up  her  old  contract  and  gave  her 
a  new,  star-size  one  in  its  place. 

All  this  happened  in  such  a  short  time 
that  Alice  Faye  didn't  have  the  time  to 
change,  superficially.  She  still  preferred 
a  furnished  Hollywood  apartment  to  a 
Beverly  Hills  estate  equipped  with  swim- 
ming pool  and  other  star-accessories. 
Probably  as  a  hangover  from  the  old 
hide-from-the-truant-officer  days,  she  liked 
to  move  often  .  .  .  changing  her  back- 
grounds with  her  moods. 

She  had  softened,  the  Broadway  veneer 
was  gone — but  that  Faye  temper  still 
reared  its  head  at  times.  One  director, 
who  had  the  bad  judgment  to  say  too 
loud  that  he  "asked  them  to  give  me  an 
actress  and  they  gave  me  a  night  club 
singer,"  can  vouch  for  that.  He  still  has 
a  scar  where  Alice's  hurled  script  caught 
him   neatly  between  the  eyes. 

This  star  stuff  was  so  new  that  Alice 
■was  still  selfconscious.  She  says  Darryl 
Zanuck  won't  come  on  her  sets  any  more 
because  every  time  he  did  a  few  months 
ago,  she'd  fall  flat  on  her  face.  He's 
afraid  she'll  break  her  neck.  Alice  says, 
so  he  stays  away. 

Like  the  little  girl  on  the  West  Side  who 
wanted  pretty  clothes  and  taxi-rides,  Alice 
still  loved  the  warm  sensation  of  luxury. 
She  spent  hours  shopping  for  pretty 
clothes  and  perfumes  (the  bills  horrified 
Brother  Bill  for  awhile,  until  the  spend- 
ing spree  abated).  She  made  a  rush  trip 
to  New  York  to  show  off  her  first  mink 
coat. 

The  transition  period  is  over  now.  Alice 
has  tempered  her  life-long  ambition  with 
a  dash  of  wise,  Hollywood  skepticism.  All 
this  new  ease  is  satisfying,  but  there  may 
be  a  nigger  in  the  woodpile  somewhere. 
She's  ready  for  him,  if  he  shows  his  face. 
Her  happiness  is  bigger  than   Hollywood. 

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the- height  of  happiness  seemed  to  be  a 
job  in  the  front  line  of  the  chorus.  For 
on  the  Labor  Day  weekend,  without  a 
word  to  anyone,  Alice  drove  off  with  Tony 
Martin.  Their  marriage  made  the  head- 
lines of  all  the  Sunday  newspapers. 
Alice  has  put  her  life  in  the  hands  of 
laughing  Tony  Martin,  young  but  wise 
enough  to  kid  her  out  of  the  blues,  to 
show  her  that  a  toothache  can  often  be 
taken  for  heartache  by  the  unwary. 

She  has  her  family  too.  Her  mother 
and  her  two  loyal  brothers.  She  has 
friends — friends  "who  treat  her  like  a  per- 
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her  hair  dresser,  Gail  Roe,  and,  of  course, 
in  Betty  King  the  best  friend  of  them  all. 

Last  of  all  she  has  a  chance  to  do  some- 
thing important.  To  prove  to  herself  and 
to  her  new  husband  that  stardom  has 
been  bestowed  on  her  wisely.  On  the 
air  she  is  the  star  of  a  Friday  night 
CBS  coast-to-coast  program.  On  the 
screen — and  she  pinches  herself  every  day 
abouJ:  this — she  is  playing  the  role  which 
had  been  planned  for  Jean  Harlow  in 
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year.  It  takes  no  soothsayer  to  predict 
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jy  LICE,  a  good  friend  of  hers  relates, 
^"  came  back  to  her  dressing  room  after 
hearing  from  Zanuck  that  she  was  to  play 
this  important  part,  and  stood  looking  in 
her  mirror  with  tears  in  her  eyes. 

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in  the  room. 

"Oh,  God,"  she  said,  and  she  meant  it 
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clever  comedian  replied,  "Notify  me  when 
I'm  to  be  on  the  air  because  I'd  like  to 
listen  in.  And  when  I've  been  on  a  week 
or  so,  don't  you  think  we'd  better  discuss 
money?" 

^^  MOS  'n'  Andy  just  gave  their  secre- 
**  tary  (Louise  Summa)  a  snappy 
charm  bracelet  for  a  birthday  gift.  The 
bangles  are  as  follows:  the  tiny  gold  ten- 
nis racquet  represents  Amos'  favorite 
sport,  the  miniature  airplane  is  for  Andy's 
pash  pastime,  the  toothbrush,  toothpaste- 
tube  and  soup  can  are  sponsor-remem- 
brances, the  crystal  ball  encases  pix  of  the 
two  famed  comics.  What  1  wonder  is  this: 
Were  the  boys  giving  Louise  a  birthday 
gift  or  a  gold  advertisement? 

CLORENCE  GEORGE  has  yet  to  be 
■seen  at  a  Hollywood  night  spot,  has  no 
romantic  affiliations,  spends  two  hours  a 
day  on  musical  and  two  hours  on  dramatic 
lessons.  She's  crazy  about  pets,  particu- 
larly her  pet  monkey.  Her  chow  (very 
black)  is  friendly  and  constantly  leashed. 
Recently  the  hound  ran  out  of  the  yard, 
into  the  street  and  nearly  got  a  harp  (or 
whatever  the  canine  equivalent  is.)  Her 
police  dog  is  a  honey  but  cataracts  are 
sending  him  blind — for  which  everyone  is 
sorry.  Florence  lives  in  the  2000  block 
on  North  Catalina  with  her  father,  who 
is  very  handy  mechanically.  He  just  in- 
stalled a  recording  outfit  so  daughter  can 
hear  herself  as  others  hear  her.  The 
peaches  and  cream  blonde  beauty  sings  on 
the  new  Packard  show  with  Lanny  Ross 
et  al.  *    *    * 

WHEN  ordinary  muggs  like  you  and 
me  take  vacations,  the  office  just  gets 
along  without  us  somehow.  But  when 
Burns  and  Allen  decided  they  needed  a 
rest  they  had  to  persuade  a  quartet  of 
big-shot  comics — Bob  Burns,  Phil  Baker, 
Al  Jolson  and  Eddie  Cantor — to  pinch  hit 
for  them — and,  incidentally,  B  &  A  footed 
the  bill,  too. 

CERTAINLY  the  Alice  Faye  mind 
wasn't  on  her  singing  a  few  cigarette 
broadcasts  back.  She  fluffed  the  song  and 
Hal  Kemp  was  hard  put  to  cover  up 
musically  for  her.  But  then,  Alice  has 
just  taken  unto  herself  a  husband  (Tony 
Martin)  and  her  mind  was  on  romance, 
not  rhythm.         „,    ^    # 

COR  my  money,  Martha  Rave  can  sing 
*a   good   many   songs — but   "Gone   With 
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OF  course  you  knew  that  the  C.  in  W. 
C.  Fields  is  for  Claudius.  But  didja 
know  that  his  pappy  and  mammy  had 
planned  to  name  him  after  a  famous 
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they  later  found  out,  is  the  handle  of  a 
very  famous  and  nasty  thief. 

WERNER  JANSSEN  was  just  about 
the  most  temperamental  musical  con- 
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He  even  had  Jose  Iturbi  lashed  to  the 
mast.  But  somehow  Hollywood  has  tamed 
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hearsals.  Which  leads  me  to  remark  that 
Miss  Leeds  is  considered  a  pretty  good 
actress.  .      .     , 

BARS  are  being  let  down,  apparently  on 
"  such  hitherto  taboo  radio  subjects  as 
astrology,  palmistry,  aura!  necromancy 
and  the  like.  Mutual  Broadcasting  Sys- 
tem is  offering  quite  a  few  of  these  pro- 
grams this  fall,  though  both  NBC  and 
CBS  are  shying  clear  of  them. 
*     *     x 

IT'S  reliably  reported  that  the  program 
'  "Script  Teasers"  was  not  so  named  for 
Gypsy  Lee.  „    „    „ 

JIMMY  WALLINGTON  set  up  the  wife 
and  new  baby  in  a  Santa  Monica  home 
.  .  .  Tiny  Ruffner  is  telling  everyone 
about  the  technician  who  didn't  recognize 
him  and  tried  to  explain  about  micro- 
phones and  mixing  panels  to  the  tall  an- 
nouncer .  .  .  Al  Jolson  is  teaching  his 
son  bad  habits.  When  you  ask  Al  Junior 
what  he  thinks  of  Cantor — comes  a  ter- 
rific Bronx  cheer  (sometimes  referred  to 
as  The  Bird")  .  .  .  Summer  week-ends 
were  spent  by  Charlie  Winninger  (Show 
Boat  pilot)  aboard  Norman  Foster's 
yacht  .  .  .  Andy  (Charles  Correll — of 
Amos  'n'  Andy)  is  recording  his  own  play- 
ing of  Bach  and  Beethoven.  And  he's 
pretty  good  at  the  piano,  too  .  .  .  Ger- 
trude Niesen  alternates  her  affection  be- 
tween Max  de  Vega  and  the  old  stand-by, 
Craig  Reynolds  .  .  .  The  only  W.  C. 
Fields  picture  in  Bill's  home  is  one  of 
Will  Rogers,  Wiley  Post  and  himself  .  .  . 
It  may  sound  silly  to  you  but  it's  so. 
When  Nelson  Eddy  leaves  the  NBC 
studio  here  after  his  broadcast,  a  couple 
of  strong  men  muscle  him  out  in  a  hurry 
to  prevent  the  adoring  females  from  mob- 
bing him  .  .  .  Despite  the  fact  that  Charles 
Igor  Gorin  insists  on  sea  salt  air  as  an 
aid  to  singing,  he  went  to  Zion  National 
Park  for  his  vacation. 

MAYBE  you'd  be  interested  to  know 
that  Alice  Faye  told  Tony  Martin 
she  never  wanted  to  see  him  again,  that 
she  thought  he  was  too  young  and  had 
some  wild-oat  sowing  to  do,  that  he  sulked 
for  two-three  weeks  but  refrained  from 
escorting  any  damsel  anywhere,  that  he 
finally  called  Alice  on  one  of  her  weak 
days  and  she  agreed  to  go  out  with  him. 
Again  he  pleaded  his  case,  this  time  it 
took  and  she  married  him.  All  of  which 
leads  up  to  my  spiking  a  stupid  story 
that  has  been  making  the  Hollywood 
rounds. 

This  is  it:  Rumor  was  that  on  their 
marriage  eve,  Alice  and  Tony  had  a  ter- 
rific argument.  She  went  to  a  night  club 
(according  to  the  rumor)  with  another 
man,  Tony  learned  of  it  and  rushed  to  the 
place,  prevailed  on  the  manager  to  broad- 
cast one  of  his  recordings  over  the  loud- 
speaker system.  Alice  heard  the  tune, 
rushed  from  the  table  leaving  a  bewil- 
dered gent  behind  her.  Well,  there's  no 
truth  in  it.  This  is  what  really  happened. 
Alice  and  her  stand-in  went  to  the  night- 
spot, while  Tony  and  her  brother  went 
to  the  fights.  The  men  arrived  later,  a 
Martin  recording  was  played  but  that's 
all. 

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she  undertook  a  new  film?  But  now  she 
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*     *     * 

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fHARLES  CORRELL  (Amos  of  the 
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in  his  orbs  these  days.  He's  daffy  on  the 
subject  of  candid-cameras  and  fights  with 
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baker  and  the  candlestick  maker)  who 
tries  to  get  him  to  leave  his  beloved  dark- 
room for  a  party  of  one  kind  or  another. 

I  WAS  amused  at  Ann  Jamison's  little 
'  niece  who  came  out  to  Hollywood  to 
visit  the  songbird.  Ann  taught  the  young- 
ster the  Lord's  Prayer,  but  eyebrows  went 
up  when  the  babe  returned  home  and  re- 
ported as  follows:  "Our  Father  which  art 
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*    *     * 

VIA  WIRE  —  Prediction:  The  fastest 
flight  up  in  many  a  moon — beautiful 
blonde  Florence  George,  prima  donna  of 
the  Packard  show.  .  .  Ben  Alexander  is 
forsaking  radio  for  a  return  tackle  at  the 
schooling  problem.  Is  eyeing  Stanford 
with  (four  years  hence)  a  touch  of  Har- 
vard Law  School.  Thinks  being  a  Holly- 
wood lawyer  might  be  something  (it  would) 
.  .  .  Andy  flew  his  bride  to  Del  Monte 
for  the  honeymoon  and  one  of  his  friends 
also  planed  up  there  to  snap  in-the-air 
candid  shots  en  route.  By  the  way,  why 
wouldn't  Amos  pose  for  pictures  with  the 
happy  newlyweds  at  the  after-wedding  re- 
ception? .  .  .  Marion  Talley  is  a  one,  all 
right.  She  bought  a  new  Beverly  Hills 
igloo — lived  in  it  a  month  or  so  and  then 
moved  back  to  the  Beverly- Wilshire  .  .  . 
She  gave  the  house  to  her  family  .  .  . 
You  should  get  an  eyeful  of  John  Barry- 
more  at  NBC.  He's  wearing  a  marcelled 
wig  for  his  new  picture  and  it  lays  the 
radioites  in  the  aisles.  By  the  by,  you 
might  be  glad  to  know  that  Elaine  is  tak- 
ing to  kidding  the  profile  phellow  (our  way 
of  saying  Barrymore)  whenever  he  gets 
too  engrossed  in  himself  or  his  parts  at 
rehearsals.  Very  cute  to  hear  Elaine  say, 
"Remember  me?  I'm  your  wife.  I'm  on 
the  program  too.  Remember?"  (John 
does)  .  .  .  Meredith  Willson,  the  very  se- 
rious batoneer,  is  a  writer  of  poesy  and 
verse.  Sometimes  sets  his  words  to  those 
funny  dots  musicians  play  tunes  with  .  .  . 
Eleanore  Whitney  is  all  tied  up  in  Johnny 
Downs  (speaking  of  the  heart)  but  his 
bonfire  burns  for  tiny  Jane  Rhodes,  who 
lilts  on  the  Packard  show  .  .  .  But  ease 
your  fears,  Eleanore.  Jane  is  still  in  her 
teens  and  dassn't  go  out  with  Mr.  Downs 
unless  her  mammy  and  brother  are  along 
.  .  .  There  might  be  an  aftermath  to  the 
verbal  beating  the  Marx  Brothers  gave 
Charlie  Butterworth  on  a  recent  Packard 
show.  They  didn't  do  Charlie  much  good 
with  their  patter — not  to  mention  the  spon- 
sor's go-carts  ...  A  secretary  at  CBS 
wants  to  charge  a  large  food  concern  for 
advertising  space.  She's  painted  the  name 
of  their  products  on  the  backs  of  her  pet 
turtles.  (What  folks  won't  do  for  a  gag — 
or  a  columnist  for  a  line)  .  .  .  Of 
course,  you  know  that  when  Jack  Benny 
and  Mary  Livingstone  came  back  from 
Europe,  they  were  met  at  the  dock  by 
Mary's  sister,  Babe  Marx,  and  their  female 
offspring  Joanie  Benny.  All  trained 
West  except  Jack,  who  is  nuts  about  driv- 
ing. Mary  says  he's  nuts  when  he  is  driv- 
ing— but  maybe  radio's  ace  funnyman  will 
have  an  answer  for  that  .  .  .  Day  after 
first  fall  Hollywood  Mardi  Gras  program, 
Producer  Joe  Stauffer  went  to  a  hospital 
with  nervous  exhaustion,  supervisor  Pat 
Weaver  hit  the  hay  from  a  like  complaint. 
The  pressure  on  the  producers  of  the  new 
programs  from  Hollywood  is  terrific.  Com- 
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Drudge 

(Continued  from  page  42) 

cook  can  turn  out  a  perfect  holiday  meal. 

I'd  suggest  a  simple  menu  for  Christ- 
mas day — tomato  juice  cocktail,  roast 
turkey  with  stuffing,  cranberry  sauce, 
mashed  potatoes,  gravy,  a  fresh  vegetable, 
fruit  cake  or  plum  pudding  and  coffee. 
Salad  is  optional,  but  if  you  decide  to 
serve  one,  avoid  the  elaborate  types.  En- 
dive or  head  lettuce  with  French  dressing 
is  an  excellent  link  between  the  rich  main 
and  dessert  courses. 

Plum  pudding  or  fruit  cake  may  be 
made  any  time  between  now  and  Christ- 
mas. They  will  keep  perfectly.  Two  days 
before  Christmas,  the  cranberry  sauce  and 
the  tomato  juice  cocktail  may  be  pre- 
pared, according  to  the  Mystery  Chef's 
recipes,  and  stored  in  the  refrigerator  un- 
til serving  time. 

Cranberry    Sauce 

1   lb.  cranberries 

1  lb.  granulated  sugar 
yi  cup  water 

Place  the  ingredients  in  a  saucepan  and 
boil  slowly  for  twenty  minutes,  skimming 
off  all  the  white  foam  as  it  forms.  Re- 
move from  flame  and  chill.  The  cran- 
berries are  not  to  be  mashed.  When  the 
sauce  has  chilled,  the  berries  will  be  firm 
and  transparent,  and  the  juice  will  have 
formed  a  heavy  jelly. 


Tomato  Cocktail 

1  can  tomato  juice 

2  tbls.  horseradish  sauce 
4  tbls.  tomato  catsup 

1  can  clam  broth  (optional) 
Celery  salt  to  taste 
Lemon  juice  to  taste 

Combine  ingredients  and  shake  in  cock- 
tail shaker  or  fruit  jar.  If  the  mixture 
is  too  thick,  dilute  with  cold  water  to 
desired  consistency.  If  the  tomato  cock- 
tail is  kept  in  the  refrigerator  until  serv- 
ing time,  you  will  not  need  to  add  ice  be- 
fore shaking  to  serve. 

The  same  day  you  make  the  cranberry 
sauce  and  the  tomato  cocktail,  prepare  the 
chestnuts  for  the  turkey  stuffing.  For  a 
ten  to  twelve  pound  turkey,  use  a  pound  of 
chestnuts.  Slit  each  shell  with  a  knife, 
then  allow  the  chestnuts  to  boil  for  twenty 
minutes.  Keep  the  chestnuts  boiling  while 
you  remove  them,  one  or  two  at  a  time, 
run  cold  water  over  them  and  peel  them. 
When  all  are  peeled,  chop  the  chestnuts. 
They  are  then  ready  to  go  into  the  dress- 
ing. 

The  day  before  Christmas  make  the 
French  dressing  for  the  salad  and  the  hard 
sauce  for  the  plum  pudding  or  fruit  cake. 
The  really  important  day  before  Christ- 
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for  a  ten  to  twelve  pound  turkey. 

3  cups  dried  stale  bread,  in  small  pieces 
2  cups  diced  celery,  or  more 

1   cup  chopped  onion,  or  more 

1   lb.  chestnuts  (prepared  as  directed) 

4  tbls.  butter 

Salt  and   paprika 

Pour  over  the  bread  sufficient  boiling 
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butter  in  a  heavy  skillet  over  a  low  flame, 
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ery  and  onions.  Add,  with  the  chestnuts, 
and  salt  and  paprika  to  taste  to  the  bread 
and  mix  well.  Stuff  the  turkey,  being  sure 
to  put  sufficient  stuffing  into  the  breast, 
through  the  opening  in  the  front,  to  give 
the  fowl  a  well-rounded  appearance.  With 
a  large  darning  needle  and  fine  string,  sew 
up  the  openings,  using  an  in  and  over 
stitch  as  though  lacing  a  shoe.  Openings 
must  be  tightly  closed  to  prevent  hot  fat 
from  running  into  dressing  during  cooking. 
Truss  the  turkey,  and  place  it  in  the  re- 
frigerator until  you  are  ready  to  roast 
it. 

For  roasting,  allow  twenty  minutes  to 
the  pound,  and  baste  every  thirty  minutes. 
The  fat  taken  from  the  turkey  should  be 
rendered  in  the  roasting  pan  and  this 
melted  fat  (add  melted  butter  if  there 
isn't  much  fat)  used  to  baste  the  turkey 
when  you  have  placed  it  in  the  roaster. 
After  the  fat  has  been  well  rubbed  in, 
flour  the  turkey  all  over,  rubbing  the  flour 
in  with  your  hands,  then  sprinkle  with 
salt  and  pepper.  Place  the  turkey  in  the 
oven,  which  has  been  preheated  to  400 
degrees,  and  cook  at  that  temperature  for 
one  hour.  Reduce  the  heat  to  300  degrees 
to  complete  the  cooking. 

With  the  turkey  in  the  oven  on  Christ- 
mas morning,  set  the  giblets  to  simmer- 
ing to  provide  the  broth  for  the  gravy. 
Next  peel  the  potatoes  and  prepare  your 
other  vegetables  and  let  them  stand  in 
cold  water  until  you  are  ready  to  put 
them  on  to  cook,  then  wash  the  salad 
greens  and  place  them  in  the  refrigerator. 
The  potatoes  should  be  started  in  cold, 
salted  water,  in  a  covered  pot,  and  al- 
lowed to  boil  slowly  for  thirty  minutes, 
so  start  them  forty  minutes  before  serv- 
ing time,  to  allow  ample  time  for  cooking 
and  mashing.  When  they  are  cooked, 
drain  them,  run  them  through  a  ricer,  add 
butter  and  milk  (half  a  tablespoon  of 
butter  for  each  potato,  and  sufficient  milk 
to  make  a  creamy  consistency)  and  beat, 
hard  over  a  low  flame. 

When  the  turkey  is  done,  remove  it  to 
a  heated  platter  and  keep  it  hot  while 
making  the  gravy.  For  a  gravy,  pour 
off  all  but  about  three  tablespoons  of  fat, 
then  add  three  tablespoons  of  flour  to  the 
fat  and  mix  it  thoroughly  over  a  low 
flame.  Add  the  broth  from  the  simmering 
giblets  (one  quart),  bring  to  a  boil,  stirring 
constantly,  then  reduce  flame  and  still 
stirring  allow  to  simmer  for  three  or  four 
minutes.  Season  to  taste  adding  more 
broth  or  water  if  the  gravy  is  too  thick. 

And  now  for  the  dessert.  If  you  wish 
to  serve  a  plum  pudding  like  the  hand- 
some one  pictured  at  the  beginning  of  this 
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mas'dessert. 

Plum    Pudding  a   la   Schrafft 

22/i  cups  dried  bread  crumbs 
1J<2  cups  flour 
lT/i  cups  sugar 
2      tsps.  salt 

1  tsp.    grated    nutmeg 
l/2  tsp.  mace 

l/z  tsp.  cinnamon 

2  cups  raisins  seeded  and. cut  up 
2       cups  seedless  raisins 

2      cups  finely  chopped  suet 
1       oz.  candied  orange  peel 
1       oz.  citron. 
1       cup  molasses 
6       eggs  well  beaten 
Yz  cup  brandy 
Combine  the  dry  ingredients,  spices  and 
fruit  and  mix  well,  then  add  the  liquids 
and  beat  in  thoroughly.    Turn  mixture  in- 
to a  well-floured  square  of  unbleached  cot- 
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ding  to  swell.  Immerse  in  a  kettle  of 
boiling  water  and  cook  for  five  hours. 
Pudding  must  be  covered  with  water  dur- 
ing entire  cooking  period. 


More  suggestions  for  your 
Christmas  dinner!  Broccoli  with 
Hollandaise  sauce  is  the  perfect  veg- 
etable to  serve  with  roast  turkey. 
Write  me  for  the  Mystery  Chef's 
recipe  for  it,  also  for  his  detailed  in- 
structions on  trussing  your  turkey, 
and  his  recipe  for  delicious  French 
dressing.  I  shall  also  be  glad  to 
send  you  the  recipe  for  hard  sauce 
or  brandy  sauce  to  serve  with  plum 
pudding,  as  I  hey  are  made  in  the 
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Beauty    by    Contrast 

(Continued  from  page   52) 

So.  to  show  you  how  this  rule  works, 
let's  start  with  clothes.  Jane  advises,  "the 
second  requirement  is  becoming  lines  and 
colors.  The  third  is  a  suit  and  a  black 
dress  as  the  backbone  of  your  wardrobe. 
But  the  first  and  last,  and  the  spice  of 
all  this,  is  contrast. 

"Never  underestimate  contrast,  for  it 
can  give  your  appearance  that  look  of 
individuality  which  makes  you  interesting 
— and  beautiful!  With  my  light  hair,  I 
feel  colorless  in  red,  even  though  it  is 
becoming  to  my  skin.  Somehow,  I  don't 
stand  out  in  that  shade  as  much  as  I  do 
in  black  or  dark  blue.  A  pronounced 
brunette,  however,  would  find  it  just  the 
opposite.  Generally  speaking,  1  think 
bright-hued  gowns  are  only  for  those  with 
brilliant  or  deep  coloring. 

"My  favorite  color  is  dull  black,  be- 
cause it  is  without  doubt  the  smartest  and 
most  practical.  There's  nothing  so  flatter- 
ing as  black  velvet.  A  suit  and  a  good 
black  dress,  both  very  simple  and  with 
excellent  lines,  can  be  the  making  of  any 
wardrobe.  There  are  so  many  ways  of 
changing  a  perfectly  plain  black  dress  so 
that  it  looks  completely,  almost  daringly, 
different — accessories,  costume  jewelry,  a 
colorful  hat— for  contrast.  A  dashing  red 
hat  and  sash  can  work  wonders.  One  of 
my  own  favorite  costume  touches  for  a 
simple  outfit  is  a  matched  set  of  pull-on 
gloves  and  handbag  in  terra  cotta  ante- 
lope. 

"I  believe  you  can  combine  as  many 
colors  as  you  like  in  your  accessories,  if 
you  use  taste.  In  choosing  complements 
for  a  black  dress,  for  instance,  two  articles 
in  a  distinct  color  are  plenty.  However, 
less  pronounced  colors  which  blend  may 
also  be  used.  _  A  three-piece  suit  might  be 
worked  out  in  varying  quiet  shades  of 
navy,  blue  and  gray,  with  only  a  touch  or 
two  of  vivid  red  or  yellow  for  accent.  In 
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same  suit  or  dress  will  not  look  the  same, 
having  chosen  only  one  contrasting  shade, 
or  an  entirely  different  combination  of 
tones. 

"Gontrast  plays  a  large  part  in  your 
choice  of  cosmetics,  also.  I  believe  very 
strongly  in  makeup,  but  not  if  it's 
smeared  on,  with  no  regard  for  costume 
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"Simplicity  of  line  will  be  most  impor- 
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A  FAVORITE  alibi  of  Jacques  Ren- 
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a  diet  of  salads  and  three-course  dinners. 
On  the  day  they  got  back  he  stepped  on 
a  pair  of  scales,  his  face  all  set  to  beam 
proudly.     The  scales  registered  274^. 


IRREVERENT  observation:  In  profile, 
■  General  Hugh  S.  Johnson  looks  like  W. 
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IT'S  not  her  sponsor's  fault  that  you 
'  aren't  hearing  Helen  Hayes  on  the  air 
this  year.  Everybody  tried  hard  to  think 
of  some  way  she  could  broadcast  while 
she  tours  in  her  hit  stage  play,  "Victoria 
Regina,"  but  the  tour  is  so  extensive 
and  includes  so  many  cities  that  haven't 
big  radio  facilities  that  it  was  impossible. 
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be  back  on  the  air  next  fall,  after  the  tour 
is  over  and  she  is  settled  on  Broadway 
again  in  a  new  play. 


THE  two  funniest  fellows  on  the  air, 
'  Jack  Benny  and  Fred  Allen,  bandied 
this  witty  conversation  about  when  they 
met  briefly  in  New  York  after  their  vaca- 
tions: 

"Hello,  Jack." 

"Hello,    Fred." 

"Nice  vacation?" 

"Not  very.     How  about  yours?" 

"Naw.     Didn't  get  much  rest." 

"Neither  did  I.  Packing,  and  then  un- 
packing, and  moving  from  one  hotel  to 
another — it  wasn't  much  fun." 

"No,    I    guess    not.      Well,    neither   was 

mine." 

*  *    * 

CRED,  however,  had  a  good  reason  for 
■finding  his  vacation  a  bit  disappointing. 
His  beloved  aunt,  Mrs.  Elizabeth  Lovely, 
who  was  a  mother  to  him  when  he  was 
a  child,  was  extremely  ill  all  summer,  al- 
though she  is  better  now.  If  she  hadn't 
been,  Fred  would  probably  have  refused 
to  go  to   Hollywood   to   fulfill   his  movie 

contract. 

*  *     * 

Fred  wired  his  manager  in  Hollywood 
to  find  him  a  place  to  live.  The  manager 
wired  back  that  he'd  found  a  wonderful 
house,  a  regular  Hollywood  mansion.  In 
New  York,  Fred  and  Portland  live  in  an 
unpretentious  two-room  apartment,  and 
he  wired  the  manager  that  was  exactly 
what  he  wanted  in  Hollywood.  Back  came 
another  suggestion  from  the  manager: 
"Can  get  you  beautiful  apartment  for  four 
hundred  a  month."  Fred's  answer  to 
that  was  brief  and  to  the  point:  "Get  us 
quiet  little  apartment — and  after  we  get 
out  there  you  can  pretend  you  don't  know 
us." 


TWO  original  songs  by  Igor  Gorin,  "Cau- 
1  casian  Melody"  and  "Lament"  have 
just  been  published,  reminding  long-time 
members  of  Hollywood  Hotel  about  the 
first  time  Igor  played  the  compositions. 
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joined  the  cast,  there  was  an  informal 
rehearsal  at  someone's  home.  Igor's  Eng- 
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so  he  sat  down  at  the  piano  and  strummed 
a  bit.  Two  of  the  songs  he  played  were 
his  own  compositions.  When  asked  about 
them,  though,  he  was  too  shy  to  admit 
he'd  written  them  and  claimed  they  were 
native  folk  songs.  Not  until  plans  went 
forward  to  clear  them  for  use  on  a 
Hollywood  Hotel  program  would  he  con- 
fess they  were  his. 

*  *     * 

JulAYBE  one  reason  Charles  J.  Correll— 
■▼■  Andy  of  Amos  'n'  Andy — is  so  will- 
ing to  make  all  those  guest  appearances  the 
team  has  been  doing  lately,  is  that  a  newly 
married  man  has  certain  financial  respon- 
sibilities. He  was  married,  you  know,  on 
September  II  to  Alyce  McLaughlin. 

*  *     * 

%A#E  haven't  seen  it  yet,  but  they  tell 
™  that  Bobby  Breen's  new  picture, 
"Make  a  Wish,"  exhibits  a  young  gentle- 
man who  knows  a  lot  more  than  he  used 
to  about  acting.  If  it's  true,  radio's  own 
Gertrude  Berg  is  responsible.  She  went 
out  to  Hollywood  to  write  "Make  a  Wish," 
sat  in  on  the  set  when  production  started, 
took  a  liking  to  him  and  suggested  that 
she  would  like  to  coach  him  in  his  lines. 
They  became  great  friends  before  they 
were  done,  and  if  Bobby  goes  on  the  air 
in  a  radio  program  called  The  Singing 
Kid  (adapted  by  Mrs.  Berg  from  the  sec- 
ond picture  she  wrote  for  him)  it  will  be 
largely  as  a  result  of  that  friendship. 

*  *     # 

THE  old  Show  Boat,  radio's  most  famous 
■  craft,  will  be  scuttled  and  discarded 
November  4,  its  place  taken  by  a  star- 
studded  program  produced  by  the  Metro- 
Goldwyn-Mayer  studios.  Just  as  modern 
means  of  entertainment  spelled  the  doom 
of  the  old-fashioned  river  show-boat,  big- 
ger and  better  program  ideas  have  finished 
this  veteran  of  the  airwaves.  Practically 
everybody  on  the  M-G-M  lot,  except  Gar- 
bo  and  a  few  stars  who  are  tied  up  in 
other  shows,  will  take  part  in  the  new  pro- 
gram. Among  the  missing  may  be  Myrna 
Loy  and  William  Powell,  who  are  being 
anxiously  sought  by  a  sponsor  for  a  week- 
ly dramatic  series  based  on  stories  by 
Dashiell  Hammett,  who  wrote  their  big 
success,  "The  Thin  Man."  Arch  Oboler. 
who  writes  those  spine-tingling  Lights 
Out  sketches  may  do  their  scripts. 

%         ■%         $: 

WHEN  Frances  Langford  was  a  high- 
school  girl  in  Lakeland,  Florida,  one 
of  her  best  friends  was  a  girl  who  was 
studying  to  be  a  concert  pianist.  Some- 
times Frances  sang  while  Alice  accom- 
panied her  on  the  piano.  Then  Frances 
went  North,  to  Rudy  Vallee  and  fame,  but 
Alice  stayed  in  Lakeland,  still  studying 
the  piano.  Frances  often  wrote  to  her 
urging  her  to  go  to  New  York  and  try 
for  a  job  in  radio.  But  Alice  stayed  where 
she  was — until  last  summer,  when  she 
came  to  New  York  and  offered  herself  to 
radio  as  a  concert  pianist.  Radio  took  her, 
signed  her  up  for  a  year  on  a  coast-to- 
coast  network  program,  but — Alice  is  Alice 
Cornett,  the  featured  blues  singer  on  Coca- 
Cola's  Song  Shop.  When  she'll  get  a 
chance  to  play  a.  piano  on  the  air,  no  one, 
least  of  all  Alice,  knows. 


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members  broadcasts  a  half  hour  program 
of  entertainment  in  song,  and  Saturdays 
a  one  hour  program  is  heard  from  the 
stage  of  the  Strand  Theater.  This  Satur- 
day group  is  a  unit  of  two  hundred  and 
fifty  boys  and  girls  from  four  to  fifteen 
years  of  age.  Their  hour  is  generally 
known  as  the  Krim-ko  hour  because  the 
commercial  portion  of  the  program  is  a 
comic  strip  dramatization  supplied  by  that 
chocolate  milk  manufacturer,  and_  here 
Uncle  Howdy  is  surrounded  by  his  ju- 
venile actors  as  they  bring  to  life  comic 
strip  characters.  In  addition  to  the  comic 
strip  production  the  hour  consists  of 
sparkling  musical  arrangements  from  pop- 
ular hit  tunes  directed  by  Uncle  Howdy; 
trios;  mixed  quartets  and  other  features- 
all  supported  by  the  two  hundred  and 
fifty  voice  chorus. 

Among  those  gaining  great  popularity 
in  these  kiddie  revues  are  little  Jack 
Douglas  Morse,  five-year-old  swing  song- 
ster; Marda  Purchis  and  "Whitie"  Wallace, 
ballad  singers;  Joyce  French  and  Donna 
Winters,  popular  favorites  in  the  swing- 
singing  department;  fifteen-year-old  Nor- 
ma Beam  with  her  surprisingly  matured 
style  of  classic  rendering;  and  Margaret 
Garvey,  who  is  an  audience  winner  with 
the  better  known  blues  songs. 

With  all  Lansing  loving  these  groups 
of  entertainers  and  filling  the  theater  to 
capacity  for  their  broadcasts.  Uncle  Howdy 
now  has  plans  under  way  for  the  forty- 
voiced  Juvenile  Revue  to  tour  the  Butter- 
field  Theaters  in  all  principal  Michigan 
cities. 

In  view  of  the  national  attention  the 
club  has  gained  from  listeners  and  dis- 
tributors   of    nationally    advertised    pro- 


Coast-to-Coast  Highlights 

{Continued  from  page  8) 

ducts  who  ask  for  program  transcriptions. 
Program  Director  Howard  Finch  and  the 
Lansing  Dairy  Company  can  rightly  be 
proud  of  their  accomplishments.  And  to 
those  who  ask  where  our  future  radio 
stars  are  coming  from — it  would  seem 
Uncle  Howdy's  Lansing  WJIM  kinder- 
garten at  least  suggests  one  place. 


NEIGHBOR  SIGL 

"Howdy,  neighbors!"  may  not  be  a 
familiar  program  salutation  to  all  radio 
listeners,  but  to  thousands  in  the  eastern 
states  it  means  Al  Sigl  is  on  the  air  with 
the  latest  news  bulletins  and  another  of 
his  neighborly  chats. 

Eight  years  ago  Sigl  went  on  the  air  for 
the  first  time  over  Rochester,  New  York's 
WHAM  as  a  newcaster  for  the  Rochester 
Times-Union.  Two  years  later  he  trans- 
ferred to  the  Times-Union  owned  station, 
WHEC  at  Rochester,  and  ever  since  has 
talked  to  his  "neighbors"  for  two  fifteen- 
minute  periods  daily — once  at  noon  and 
once  in  mid-afternoon.  Although  these 
periods  were  originally  intended  for 
timely  news  bulletins  only,  the  adroit  Sigl 
managed  to  give  a  couple  minutes  of  each 
broadcast  to  the  mention  of  "neighborhood 
needs."  The  results  were  surprising,  and 
also  the  beginning  of  his  unique  combina- 
tion program  of  news  and  social  service. 
Rapidly  growing,  the  program  idea  de- 
veloped into  a  much  desired,  yet  quite  un- 
expected, connecting  link  bewteen  radio 
and  his  newspaper.  Continuing  on  the 
same  design,  Al's  broadcasts  soon  made 
themselves  felt  as  the  friendly  microphone 
voice  of  the  Times-Union,  therebv  extend- 


ing the  helping  hand  far  beyond  the  scope 
of   normal    newspaper   service. 

One  of  the  first  times  when  this  friend- 
liness made  itself  evident  was  shortly  after 
his  initial  broadcast.  Five  minutes  be- 
fore he  was  to  go  on  the  air,  while  he 
was  preparing  late  news  flashes  at  his  desk 
in  the  editorial  rooms,  from  where  the 
broadcasts  originate,  Al's  telephone  rang. 

The  man  on  the  other  end  of  the  wire 
pleaded:  "Al,  my  little  girl  is  in  the  hos- 
pital. She's  near  death  and  she's  got 
to  have  a  blood  transfusion.  I  can't  af- 
ford to  pay  much.    Will  you  help  me?" 

At  that  time  such  requests  were  some- 
thing new  to  Al,  but  he  called  the  hos- 
pital and  was  told  the  type  of  blood  the 
youngster  needed.  He  went  on  the  air, 
told  the  story,  asked  for  a  blood  donor, 
and  the  little  one's  life  was  saved. 

Out  of  that  early  broadcast  grew  "Al 
Sigl's  Legion,"  a  group  of  men  and  women 
who  give  their  blood  in  hospitals  without 
pay  and  who  respond  to  calls  at  any  hour, 
day  or  night.  _  Today  the  membership  of 
the  "Legion"  is  nearing  a  thousand  and 
the  service  covers  eight  counties  surround- 
ing Rochester.  During  a  recent  month, 
seven  persons  near  death  were  brought 
back  to  health  through  "Al  Sigl's  Legion." 
Each  volunteer  is  catalogued  as  to  name, 
address,  age,  telephone  number  and  type 
of  blood,  with  cards  kept  on  file  at  the 
Times-Union  office. 

That's  onlv  one  of  Sigl's  social  services. 
On  another  occasion  he  appealed  for  a 
wheel  chair  for  an  unfortunate  woman 
and  within  ten  minutes  after  signing  off 
he  had  offers  of  ten  chairs.  He  had  no 
difficulty  finding  occupants  for  the  other 
(Continued  on  page  89) 


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Gas,  Nerve  Pressure 


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When  you  are  constipated  two  things  happen  FIRST :  Wastes  swell  up  the  bowels  and  press 
on  nerves  in  the  digestive  tract.  This  nerve  pressure  causes  headaches,  a  dull,  lazy  feeling, 
bilious  spells,  loss  of  appetite  and  dizziness.  SECOND:  Partly  digested  food  starts  to  decay 
forming  GAS,  bringing  on  sour  stomach  (acid  indigestion),  and  heartburn,  bloating  you  up 
until  you  sometimes  gasp  for  breath. 


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You  can't  sleep.    Your  stomach   is 


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'S  GIVE 


BREAK! 


■  unsportsmanlike  treatment  of 
laylor?  Why  do  many  people  laugh 

ill 'it  affect  his  future?  For 

K 

the  answers  read  "Give  the  Kid  a  Break,"  a 
strong  plea  for  justice  for  the  young  star  by 
Edward  J.  Doherty  whose  sense  of  fairness 
was  aroused  by  the  manner  in  which  press 
and  public  treated  him  on  his  recent  trip  to 
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(Continued 
nine  and  with  that  start  eighty-seven 
wheel  chairs  were  uncovered  and  put  to 
work. 

At  another  time  Al  went  to  his  "neigh- 
bors" for  a  radio  set  for  an  elderly  cou- 
ple and  that  started  an  avalanche  of  re- 
ceiving sets  of  all  descriptions.  These 
completely  filled  a  large  store  room  in 
his  newspaper's  building  and  were  held 
until  he  found  other  unfortunate  couples 
who  wanted  a  radio. 

Today  the  good  deeds  of  Al  Sigl's  broad- 
casts are  countless.  When  the  first  couple 
asked  him  for  aid  in  finding  a  child  for 
adoption  and  he  found  one,  he  probably 
wouldn't  have  believed  himself  that  today 
he  would  have  arranged  for  eleven  such 
adoptions.  But  that  is  the  number.  When 
an  Indian  chief  from  a  nearby  reservation 
had  Al  appeal  for  reading  material  for 
his  people  the  result  was  so  many  books 
that  he  recently  attended  the  dedication 
of  a  new  government  building  on  the  reser- 
vation to  house  the  well-stocked  library. 
Enough  books  were  gathered  that  a  sec- 
ond library  may  be  established  at  an- 
other reservation. 

The  return  of  runaway  youngsters  to 
their  homes  is  another  of  Al's  specialties. 
Frantic  parents  always  turn  to  him  for  aid 
because  they've  found  his  neighborhood 
sessions  over  the  air  are  effective  methods 
of  getting  the  children  back.     The  runa- 


from  page  87) 

ways,  Al  has  found,  usually  tune  in  to 
learn  how  the  family  is  "taking  it,"  and 
his  verbal  spankings,  mentioning  in  plain 
language  their  ingratitudes  has  returned 
more  than  a  hundred  boys  and  _  girls  to 
their  homes.  At  Christmas  time  his  broad- 
cast appeal  to  the  kiddies  is  in  another 
vein.  During  the  holidays  he  is  a  radio 
Santa  Claus  to  hundreds  of  physically  han- 
dicapped children  in  Rochester's  hospitals, 
the  proceeds  coming  from  a  charity  fund 
furnished  mostly  by  the  donation  of  one 
Sunday's  air  show  receipts  by  a  local  air- 
port. To  these  confined  young  folks  and 
the  patients  of  the  local  tuberculosis  sana- 
torium it  is  "neighbor"  Sigl  who  brings 
all  the  nationally  known  entertainers  to 
entertain  informally  when  visiting  Ro- 
chester. Ben  Bernie  and  his  orchestra, 
Cab  Calloway,  Kate  Smith,  Alice  Faye, 
Amos  'n'  Andy  and  Fred  Waring's  Penn- 
sylvanians  are  only  a  few  of  the  many 
famous  entertainers  who  have  gladly 
given  their  time  when  Al  appealed  to 
them. 

So,  from  what  began  as  just  a  couple 
more  newscasts  a  day,  Al  Sigl's  job  has 
developed  into  a  twenty-four  hour,  seven- 
day-a-week  neighborly  task.  And  it  isn't 
hard  to  understand  why  rich  and  poor, 
old  and  young,  tune-in  and  come  to  Al's 
assistance  when  he  asks  for  aid  for  some 
new  worthwhile  project. 


Glamour  Is  Overrated 

(Continued  from  page  20) 


the  world  would  be  better  off  without  him 
was  referred  to  as  "glamorous"  by  the 
feature  writer  who  went  to  interview  her 
in  her  cell.  Perhaps  the  Borgias  have  be- 
come glamourous  through  distance,  but 
this    was    something    else    again. 

Mind  you,  1  have  no  quarrel  with 
glamour.  The  depicting  of  its  various 
doings  earns  my  bread  and  butter.  And 
honestly,  the  grapes  aren't  awfully  sour. 
But  1  have  come  to  the  conclusion  that 
glamour  is  overrated  and  that  it  would  be 
hard  to  maintain  around  the  average 
home.     The   upkeep    is   terrific. 

Many  years  ago  David  Graham  Phillips 
wrote  a  book  which  was  considered  very 
daring.  It  was  called  "Old  Wives  for 
New,"  and  warned  wives  to  take  care  of 
their  hair  and  skins,  not  to  grow  fat  and 
to  show  a  slight  modicum  of  interest  in 
their  meal  tickets' — that  is,  their  husbands' 
— work  and  recreation.  That  was,  of 
course,  sound  advice,  but  it's  only  com- 
mon sense  and  doesn't  make  for  glamour 
at  all.  Glamour  is  much  more  difficult 
and  costly,  and  can  be  realized  more  fully 
if  one  has  the  necessary  wherewithal, 
to  say  nothing  of  space  and  competent 
service.  It  is  simpler  to  be  glamorous  in 
a  duplex  penthouse  with  a  large  staff  of 
domestics  than  in  a  one  room  and  bath 
walkup. 

It  seems  to  my  tottering  mind  that  hus- 
bands— and  the  world  in  general — could 
do  nicely  with  less  glamour  and  more 
character  these  days.  A  sense  of  humor 
— which  is  not  to  be  confused  with  the 
two-edged  wit  of  some  of  our  more  pub- 
licized glamour  girls — is  easier  to  live  with 
than  a  sense  of  the  exotic.  And  while 
character  does  not  make  headlines,  it 
makes  for  comfort,  consolation,  and  a 
feeling  of  security. 

Years  ago  a  woman  who  was  an  ex- 
cellent stage  actress  and  writer  had  an 
article  in  a  national  magazine  which  I've 
never  forgotten.  She  had  been  reading 
the  books  which  dealt  with  holding  your 
man,  once  you  had  married  him.  And 
she  determined  to  put  all  their  precepts 
into  practice.    When  her  husband  arrived 


home  she  greeted  him  arrayed  in  a  new  tea 
gown,  and  done  up  regardless,  with  a  nev\ 
hair-do  and  a  newer  make-up.  She  had 
all  his  favorite- dishes  for  dinner.  And  all 
through  the  meal  she  talked  to  him  de- 
terminedly in  a  sprightly  fashion,  as  if  he 
were  a  delightful  stranger  whom  she 
simply  must  impress.  But  instead  of  re- 
sponding with  loud  huzzas,  he  grew  glum- 
mer and  glummer.  And  toward  the  end 
of  dinner,  he  rose  from  the  table  and  ex- 
claimed in  heartbroken  accents:  "Darling, 
you've  been  drinking!" 

So  you  see,  while  the  average  male  may 
admire  and  even  vaguely  yearn  for  the 
glamour  depicted  in  books  and  on  the 
stage  and  screen,  he  shies  away  from  it 
at  home.  Caviar  as  a  variant  is  all  very 
well,  but  he  likes  ham  and  eggs  or  waffles 
and  syrup  or  a  good  New  England  boiled 
dinner. 

I  think  it  a  pity  that  today's  youngsters 
should  place  so  much  emphasis  on  glam- 
our. I'd  like  to  gather  them  all  together 
at  the  receiving  end  of  this  microphone 
and  tell  them — don't  be  fooled.  The  people 
who  have  accomplished  the  enduring 
things,  those  who  have  achieved  some- 
thing which  really  matters,  are  not  glam- 
ourous, in  the  sense  you  now  understand. 
The  scientists,  research  and  social  workers, 
the  engineers — they  aren't  glamourous.  And 
the  man  and  woman  who  live  decently, 
build  themselves  a  home  which  is  more 
than  four  walls,  and  bring  up  a  family  of 
fine  children — they  aren't  glamourous 
either,  but  they  are  vital  to  the  well- 
being  of  this  country.  More  vital  than 
any  headline  personality  of  whom  you 
read  in  the  papers. 

Character,  hard  work,  plain  living — 
these  don't  make  the  headlines.  And  the 
man  who  fights  beside  his  wife  to  keep 
the  spark  of  life  in  a  beloved  child  does 
not  notice  that  his  fellow  soldier  hasn't 
powdered  her  nose  lately  or  combed  her 
hair.  And  when  it  is  over  and  the  doctor 
tells  them  they  may  hope,  she  probably 
looks  more  beautiful  to  him  than  on  the 
day  he  married  her — tired,  and  haggard, 
with   her  face  swollen  with   weeping   and 


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her  eyes  not  yet  serene — she's  been  too 
afraid  for  that.  "In  sickness  and  in 
health,"  the  marriage  service  reads,  "for 
better  and  for  worse."  There  isn't  a  line 
about  glamour  in  it. 

Not  long  ago  a  girl  died  whose  name  was 
synonymous  with  glamour  to  hundreds  and 
thousands  of  people.  All  the  newspapers 
spoke  of  that.  But  what  they  didn't  tell 
their  readers  were  the  things  which  those 
who  were  her  friends  knew — that  she  was 
brave  and  sweet,  that  she  was  generous 
and  happy-hearted,  that  she  had  never 
been  known  to  say  an  unkind  word  about 
anybody.  None  of  the  qualities  her 
friends  knew  and  loved  in  her  were  glam- 
ourous— why,  they  are  qualities  your  little 
old  grandmother  had,  or  your  mother,  or 
your    next-door    neighbor.    Human    quali- 


ties, rare  perhaps,  but  still  to  be  found  in 
a  bewildered  world.  And  long  after  glam- 
our has  been  forgotten  or  another  word 
coined  to  express  its  effect  upon  the  ob- 
server, these  qualities  of  character  and 
spirit  will  be  remembered  by  those  who 
knew  her. 

Well,  then,  glamours  all  right,  in  its 
place.  But  don't  let  it  get  out  of  hand. 
And  when  you  look  in  your  mirror  and 
tell  yourself  sadly,  "I'm  afraid  I'm  not 
glamourous,"  don't  be  downhearted,  hor 
this  emphasis  on  glamour  seems  to  be  a 
sort  of  unlikely  escape  in  a  world  that 
is  certain  of  the  future.  If  someone 
would  find  a  way  to  make  character  seem 
glamourous  to  humanity,  we'd  have  no 
reason  to  fear  the  future — ever. 


Words  With  Wings 

(Continued  from   page  29) 


ONE  question  every  college  freshman 
should  decide  at  once,  if  he  hopes  for 
a  happy  and  healthful  life.  He  must  make 
up  his  mind  that  he  is  not  going  to 
exploit  the  world,  but  serve  it.  Moses 
came  out  of  Pharaoh's  palace  and  went 
down  to  see  his  enslaved  fellow  country- 
men and  observe  their  burdens.  That 
was  the  beginning  of  great  things  for  him. 
And  every  college  student,  in  thought 
and  imagination  at  least,  should  frequently 
leave  the  palatial  university  buildings  and 
go  down  where  people  bear  heavy  bur- 
dens, on  the  farms,  in  the  mines,  and  in 
the  whirring  factories.  The  student  who 
is  not  determined  to  sell  his  life  dear  in 
lifting  the  burdens  of  humanity  is  not 
fit  to  be  in  school. 
—Dr.  Rollin  H.  Walker,  former  Profes- 
sor in  Ohio  Wesleyan  University,  in 
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IT'S    always    been    my    contention    that 
'real  horse  lovers  are  not  gamblers!   It's 
a   whole   lot    more   fun    for   me    to   see   a 
colt    come    out    in    front    when     I     have 
watched  him  from  babvhood  in  the  fields 
than  it  is  to  win  a  long  shot  on  a  horse 
I  don't  know  anything  about 
— Mrs.  Clara   Bell  Walsh,  noted  sports- 
woman,   on    Col.    Jack    Major's    pro- 
gram,  CBS 

THE  sort  of  emergency  we  had  in  1933 
is  obviously  ov.er,  for  the  moment; 
prosperity  has  come  back,  for  the  people 
who  have  got  it.  But  there  are  millions 
of  people  in  this  country  who  haven't 
got  it,  any  more  than  they  had  it  in 
1929.  Just  how  many  really  unemployed 
we  have  nobody  knows  .  .  .  but  it  is  cer- 
tainly a  great  many — enough  to  make  it 
a  little  ridiculous  to  talk  about  prosperity. 
We  have  millions  of  unemployed  and  we 
have  a  national  debt  of  thirty-seven 
billion  dollars — which  Congress  has  shown 
no  inclination  so  far,  to  cut  down.  Mr. 
Roosevelt  may  have  been  a  little  late  in 
getting  around  to  an  attempt  to  balance 
the  budget;   but   at   least   he   is  trying   to 


save  money  now.  That  is  more  than  you 
can  say  for  most  of  his  opponents  in 
Congress. 

— Elmer  Davis,  author  and  lecturer, 
on    CBS 

WITH    all    my    heart    and    soul,    I    do 
believe  that  a  man  and  a  woman  can 
really   love   an    adopted    child   as   well    as 
they   could    their  own   flesh   and   blood.    I 
have  seen  it  proven  over  and  over  again, 
hundreds     upon     hundreds     of    times     in 
twenty-three     years.       Parenthood     is     a 
stewardship,   not   an   ownership.   There   is 
no   difference,   no   difference   whatever,    in 
quality,  degree  or  kind  between  the  love 
of   a    woman    for    her    adopted    child    and 
the  love  of  a  mother  for  her  own  bah  v. 
—Mrs.  William  B.  Walrath,  founder  of 
"The  Cradle",  famous  foundling  home 
in    Evanston,   111.,   in   an   interview  on 
the  Vallee  program,  NBC. 

THERE  is  something  sad  about  a  man 
'  or  woman  who  has  grown  old  in  years 
and  not  in  wisdom,  who  did  not  learn 
the  lesson  of  self-reliance.  Their  years 
were  spent  in  objective  pleasures;  they 
know  not  how  to  look  within.  Everyone 
should  find  his  greatest  companionship 
within  himself.  It  is  seldom  that  we  find 
out  how  great  are  our  resources  until  we 
are   thrown   upon   them. 

-The   Wise    Man.    NBC. 

THE  way  to  economize  is  not  to  do  it 
■  all  on  the  things  you  enjoy  If  vou 
spend  everything  on  the  necessary  things, 
life  gets  pretty  grim,  even  if  you  have 
elegant  versions  of  the  necessities — like  a 
big  house  and  handsome  furnishings  and 
a  smart  location.  I  believe  in  putting 
balanced  rations  into  economy,  as  well  as 
into  most  other  things,  and  having  your 
full  proportion  of  orchids — or  good  times, 
or  luxuries,  or  whatever  you  want  to  call 
them. 

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THEY  FOUND  THEY   DIDN'T  LIKE 
THE  OTHER  GIRL,  GAVE  ME 


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JANUARY,    1938 


VOL  9     NO.  3 


ERNEST  V.  HEYN,  EXECUTIVE  EDITOR 


BELLE  LANDESMAN,  Assistant  Editor 


FRED  R.  SAMMIS,  EDITOR 


Pepper  Young  Steps  Out. Elaine  Sterne  Carrington       4 

A  delightful  short  story  about  some  of  your  favorite  people 

Eleanor  Powell  and  Nelson  Eddy Judy  Ashley       6 

The  Secret  Story  of  Their  Romance 

What  Not  To  Expect  of  Your  Friends Gelett  Burgess       9 

Are  you  missing  out  on  the  best  thing  in  life? 

Dickens'   A  Christmas   Carol 13 

A  proud  editor's  Christmas  gift  to  you 

Love  and  Hisses Dan  Wheeler      1 6 

Laugh  with  Winchell  and  Bernie 

Lum  V  Abner  in  an  Abandoned  Quandary-    Chester  Lauckand  NorrisGoff     18 

Words  With  Wings 21 

Memorable  paragraphs  from  great  broadcasts 

Fun  For  AH — All  For  Fun 24 

Phil  Baker  plays  Santa  with  a  pack  of  laughs 

Life  of  Mary  Sothern Hope  Hale     27 

Part  two   of  the   dramatic   story  of  an   outcast 

Wanted!     Your  Day-Dreams 28 

You  can't  afford  to  pass  up  this  Cinderella  contest 

Make  Way  For  Melody Fred  Rutledge     32 

Continuing  Jeanette  MacDonald's  intimate  recollections. 

Behind  The  Hollywood  Front Jimmie  Fidler     34 

An  ace  reporter's  exclusives 

When  Death  Went  Shopping Floyd  Gibbons     38 

Proving  that  truth  is  more  exciting  than  fiction 


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don't  think  it  isn't  funny,  as  well  as 
warmly  human.  Next  month,  read 
the  down-to-earth  story  of  Gracie 
Allen  and  her  children— a  mother 
and  two  kids  just  like  the  ones  that 
live   in   the   house  down   the   street. 


(^2a&&d' afifyactfonf 


Prof.  Quiz'  Twenty  Questions 3       Radio  Mirror  Almanac 

Introducing  Miss  Television 10      Whaf  Do  You  Want  To  Say? 

Claire  Trevor  Gallery 12 


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49 


You've  Got  To  Be  Beautiful 22 


What's  New?   Tony  Seymour  50 

From  Coast-to-Coast 52 

Personality  Close-Ups    30 

Facing  The  Music Ken  Alden     37      What  Do  You  Want  To  Know? The  °rade  53 

Rise  and  Shine Mrs.  Margaret  Simpson     40      Put  The  Bee  on  Your  Spelling 67 


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sponsored  by  Nash  Motors  every 
Saturday  night  over  the  CBS  net- 
work. Play  the  game  of  radio 
knowledge  with  him  on  the  air 
and  on  this  page. 

1.  What  star,  when  she  rides  her 
hobby,  uses  her  sponsor's  product? 

2.  What  star  can — and  does — -show 
up  at  broadcast  time  wearing  old 
clothes  because  there's  no  studio 
audience? 

3.  What  popular  radio  character 
has  never  been  seen  by  anybody  and 
never  will  be? 

4.  "Googie"  is  her  husband's  pet 
name  for  what  comedienne? 

5.  Name  two  comedians  who  have 
the  same  last  name,  then  name  two 
others  who  have  the  same  last  name. 

6.  What  glamour  gal  of  the  air  and 
the  movies  used  to  be  known  as  the 
"Dreamer  of  Songs"? 

7.  What  singing  star  of  a  Saturday 
night  program  was  a  child  singer  on 
the  air  when  she  was  twelve? 

8.  What  does  MGM  stand  for? 
And  why  is  it  now  important  to  radio 
listeners? 

9.  Who's  linked  with  an  ice  skater, 


IV  A  LI  1  u      miRKUK 


JIZ 


TWENTY    QUESTIONS         Your  *enial  S-H-rrogalor 


went  out  with  a  redhead  while  in  New 
York,  and  broadcasts  Sunday  nights 
for  a  soap? 

10.  Whose  whispers  reached  a 
million  ears  while  Winchell  vaca- 
tioned? 

11.  Add  together  an  Oregon 
crooner,  an  Arkansas  native,  a  cheese, 
and  you've  got  what  program? 

12.  The  "theme  song"  of  what  pro- 
gram comes  from  one  of  the  wonders 
of  the  world? 

13.  Who  went  to  court  because 
his  secretary  and  the  butler  couldn't 
get  along  and  who  hates  wood  worse 
than  anything  else? 

14.  What  does  "station  break"  mean? 


15.  What   is   the   meaning   of  tran- 
scriptions? 

16.  Name    five    performers    who 
are  as  Irish  as  their  names? 

17.  Why  is  John  Barrymore  called  a 
creeper  7 

18.  What  radio  comedienne  has  to 
memorize  her  script — and  why? 

19.  Using    radio   stars'    last    names, 

complete  this  sentence:  "An  X 

can   go  straight  through ■ ." 

20.  Who  is  the  radio  comedian,  all 
Hollywood  golfers  seek  a  match  with? 

(For  the   answers   turn   to   page   66) 


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Even  one  application  of  Hinds  makes  hard- 
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were  a  lady  of  leisure!  Use  Hinds  faithfully— 
before  and  after  household  jobs,  indoors  and 
out.   Hinds  helps  put  back  the  softness   that 


HINDS 

HONEY  AND  ALMOND  CREAM 


biting  winds,  bitter  cold,  household  heat,  hard 
water,  and  dust  take  away.  Gives  you  Honey- 
moon Hands— smooth,  dainty,  feminine!  Hinds 
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25c,  and  10c  sizes.  Dispenser  free  with  50c  size — 
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By 
ELAINE    STERNE 
CARRINCTON 


For  further  adventures  of  Pepper, 
tune  in  the  daily  broadcasts  of 
Pepper  Young's  Family,  on  NSC 
Red  at  3:00  and  NBC  Blue  at  10:30, 
sponsored   by   Procter   and   Gamble. 


THROUGH      the    open    door 
way      Pepper      Young      re- 
garded  his  family   belliger- 
ently.   Not   that   he   had   any 
fault  to  find  with  his  family. 
He  had  not.    The  group  they 
presented  to  the  eye  was   a 
pleasant  one. 

Dinner  being  over  they 
had  drifted  back  to  the  liv- 
ing room.  Mrs.  Young 
settled  herself  in  her  low 
rocker,  on  the  arm  of  which 
swung  a  full  bag  of  darn- 
ing. 

Peggy,   blonde,  curly- 
haired,  and  blue-eyed,  sank 
down      languidly     on      the 
couch,  feet  curled  under  her, 
chin  on  her  hand,  gazing  in- 
tently into  the  fire,  fancying 
as   she   did   so,  that   she   re- 
sembled,   strikingly,    her    fa- 
vorite film  star  of  the  moment. 

Mr.    Young   strolled  over  to 
the  writing  desk  and,  after  rum- 
maging around  for  paper  and  an 
envelope,  began  a  letter. 

All    this    Pepper   observed   from 
the  doorway,  scowling.     The  scowl 
was  merely  a  ruse  to  bolster  his  own 
courage.     For    Pepper   had    plans   for 
the  evening. 

Suddenly,  since  no  one  looked   up  or 
seemed  even  aware  of  him  standing  grim 
and  menacing  in  the  doorway,  he  altered  his 
tactics.     Cloaking  himself  in  an  air  of  elabo- 
rate indifference,  he  sauntered  into  the  room.  Idly 
he  flipped  the  pages  of  a  magazine  which  lay  on 
the  table.    Sighing  deeply,  he  wandered  to  the  win- 
dow and  stood  there,  looking  out,  with  his  hands  in  his 
pockets.   As  he  looked,  he  teetered  back  and  forth  on  his 
heels.    A  sideways  glance  assured  him  that,  so  far,  nobody 
in   the   room   had   paid  even   the   slightest   attention   to  him 


A  Heartwarming  Story,  Especially 
Written  for  Radio  Mirror  by  the 
Author  of  a  Popular  Serial  Broad- 


cast About  the  Same  Well  Loved 


Characters    You    Listen    To    Daily 


ILLUSTRATED        BY 
CLYDE      PRETTYMAN 


"Miss  Hopkins  is  sick,"  he  remarked  abruptly,  "and 

we  had  a  substitute  today." 

His  mother  looked  up  and  smiled  abstractedly. 

"Gee,  she  didn't  even  assign  us  any  homework 

to  do,"  Pepper  said  in  a  critical  tone  of  voice. 

"All  she  did  was  give  us  a  review  test.     I  got 

96." 

"That's  fine,  son,"  said  Mrs.  Young. 
Again  Pepper  sighed  deeply.  "Seems  funny," 
he  said,  "not  to  have  any  homework  to 
do."  He  affected  a  gay  little  laugh.  "Hardly 
know  what  to  do  with  myself."  He  paused 
a  moment,  to  give  this  time  to  sink  in, 
then  started  toward  the  door.  "Well  .  .  .  ." 
he  said. 

Mrs.    Young    stirred    in    her    chair.      Mr. 
Young,  who  understood  her  perfectly,   laid 
down  his  pen  and  looked  straight  at  his  son. 
"It  sounds   as   if   tonight  would  be   an  ex- 
cellent time  for  you  to  study  up  for  those  mid- 
term   examinations,"    he   said   firmly.     "You 
weren't  thinking  of  going  out,  were  you?" 
"Why — I  sorta  thought  I  might  run  over  and — " 
"You  were  out  to  the  movies  last  night,  Pepper," 
Mrs.  Young  said.    "I  think  you'd  better  stay  in 
tonight." 
"But  mother,   I  ought  to  have  special  books  for 
that  exam — " 

"Your  mother's  right,  son.  You  should  have  thought 
of  getting  those  books  this  afternoon,"  Mr.  Young 
said.     "You  know  you're  not  to  go  out  two  school 
^F  nights  in  succession." 

Pepper  hesitated.   There  was  undoubtedly  that  familiar 

/  "I-mean-what-1-say"    look    in    his    father's    eyes- — a    look 

j  which,  as  far  back  as  he  could  remember,  had  boded  no 

*Jr  good  for  the  private  and  personal  plans  of  Pepper  Young. 

,jr  Wisely,  he  beat  a  tactical  retreat,  preferring,  like  a  good  gen- 

r  eral,  to  await  a  more  suitable  time  for  attack. 

Having  reached  his  own  room,  closed  his  door,  and  locked  it  be- 
hind him,  he  gave  himself  up  to  a  complete  and  cold  scrutiny  of 
himself  in  the  mirror.    The  mirror  gave  back  to  him  a  red-headed, 
broad-shouldered  boy,  with  a  face  by  no  means  plain,  but  one  in  which, 
he  felt,  staring  at  himself,  beneath  beetling  brows,  the  features  were  not 
finally  set.   There  was  nothing  striking,  nothing  dis-  (Continued  on  page  59  ) 


By 
ELAINE    STERNE 
C  ARLINGTON 


Pepper    r.«9'*    *•■»*■    °?  ,„"!« 
"po.sore*  by  froefer  a.d  Gamble. 


A  Heartwarming  Story,  Especially 
Written  for  Radio  Mirror  by  the 
Author  of  a  Popular  Serial  Broad- 
'  cast  About  the  Same  Well  Loved 

ij^j   Characters   You    Listen    To    Daily 
4 


ILLUSTRATED        BY 
CLYDE       PRETTYMAN 


THROUGH     the    open 
way      Pepper     Young     .. 
garded  his  family   belliger- 
ently.   Not  that  he  had   any 
fault  to  find  with  his  family. 
He  had  not.   The  group  they 
presented  to  the  eye  was  a 
pleasant  one. 

Dinner  being  over  they 
had  drifted  back  to  the  liv- 
ing room.  Mrs.  Young 
settled  herself  in  her  low 
rocker,  on  the  arm  of  which 
swung  a  full  bag  of  darn- 
ing. 

Peggy,  blonde,  curly- 
haired,  and  blue-eyed,  sank 
down     languidly     on     the 
couch,  feet  curled  under  her, 
chin  on  her  hand,  gazing  in- 
tently into  the  fire,  fancying 
as  she  did  so,  that  she  re- 
sembled,   strikingly,    her    fa- 
vorite film  star  of  the  moment. 
Mr.  Young  strolled  over  to 
the  writing  desk  and,  after  rum- 
maging around  for  paper  and  an 
envelope,  began  a  letter. 

All  this  Pepper  observed  from 
the  doorway,  scowling.    The  scowl 
was  merely  a  ruse  to  bolster  his  own 
courage.    For  Pepper  had  plans  for 
the  evening. 

Suddenly,  since  no  one  looked  up  or 
seemed  even  aware  of  him  standing  grim 

tai?"  nV  thu-  d0°rWay'  he  allered  hi*  V- 

Si.  I  himsdf  in  an  air  of  elabo-  \ 

rate r  indifference,  he  sauntered  into  the  room   Idlv  \- 

Se  Ubfc   ?7ag^  °f  ,a  magazine  *Sh'lay  on  \ 


"Miss  Hopkins  is  sick,"  he  remarked  abruptly,  "and 

we  had  a  substitute  today." 

His  mother  looked  up  and  smiled  abstractedly. 

"Gee,  she  didn't  even  assign  us  any  homework 

to  do,"  Pepper  said  in  a  critical  tone  of  voice. 

"All  she  did  was  give  us  a  review  test.     I  got 

96." 

"That's  fine,  son,"  said  Mrs.  Young. 
Again  Pepper  sighed  deeply.  "Seems  funny," 
he  said,  "not  to  have  any  homework  to 
do."  He  affected  a  gay  little  laugh.  "Hardly 
know  what  to  do  with  myself."  He  paused 
a  moment,  to  give  this  time  to  sink  in, 
then  started  toward  the  door.  "Well  ..." 
he  said. 

Mrs.    Young    stirred    in    her    chair.      Mr. 
Young,  who  understood  her  perfectly,  laid 
down  his  pen  and  looked  straight  at  his  son. 
"It  sounds  as  if   tonight   would   be   an  ex- 
cellent time  for  you  to  study  up  for  those  mid- 
term  examinations,"   he   said   firmly.     "You 
weren't  thinking  of  going  out,  were  you?" 
"Why — I  sorta  thought  I  might  run  over  and — " 
"You  were  out  to  the  movies  last  night,  Pepper," 
Mrs.  Young  said.    "I  think  you'd  better  stay  in 
tonight." 

But  mother,   I  ought  to  have  special  books  for 
that  exam—" 

"Your  mother's  right,  son.  You  should  have  thought 
of  getting  those  books  this  afternoon,"  Mr.   Young 
said.     "You  know  you're  not  to  go  out  two  school 
nights  in  succession." 
Pepper  hesitated.   There  was  undoubtedly  that  familiar 
"I-mean-what-I-say"   look   in   his   father's   eyes— a    look 
which,  as  far  back  as  he  could  remember,  had  boded  no 
good  for  the  private  and  personal  plans  of  Pepper  Young. 
Wisely,  he  beat  a  tactical  retreat,  preferring,  like  a  good  gen- 
eral  to  await  a  more  suitable  time  for  attack. 
Having  reached  his  own  room,  closed  his  door,  and  locked  it  be- 
hind him   he  gave  himself  up  to  a  complete  and  cold  scrutiny  of 
himself  in  'the  mirror.    The  mirror  gave  back  to  him  a  red-headed, 
"  ,   u"..i,wH  hnv.  with  a  face  by  no  means  plain,  but  one  in  which, 
beneath  beetling  brows,  the  features  were  not 


(inall  fset    Ttere  was'notS'g  "striking,  nothing  dis-  (Continued  on  page  59) 


M-G-M  Photos 


They  met  and  parted,  then  met  again 
at  Nelson's  birthday  party.  Eleanor 
was  afraid  he'd  forgotten,  until  he 
changed   the   seating   arrangements. 


CUT!"  said  the  director. 
The  cameras  stopped,  the  people  gathered  around 
them   relaxed,  the  electrician  put  out  his  hand  to 
switch  off  the  lights — 

But  Nelson  Eddy  was  still  kissing  Eleanor  Powell. 
There  was  a  reporter  on  the  "Rosalie"  set  that  day.  Be- 
ing no  fool,  he  knew  he  had  a  story,  and  he  went  back  to  his 
office   and   wrote   a   paragraph    that    made    the    headlines. 

6 


His  story  was  a  good  one,  but  it  didn't  have  anything  to 
back  it  up.  He'd  seen  Nelson  and  Eleanor  kissing  each 
other  after  the  make-believe  scene  they  were  shooting  was 
Over,  and  he  knew  that  people  don't  do  that  sort  of  thing 
unless  they  like  it.  But  there  the  matter  ended.  Neither 
he  nor  any  of  his  fellow  reporters  was  able,  then  or  later, 
to  get  either  Nelson  or  Eleanor  to  admit  a  single  thing. 

Mention  Eleanor's  name  to  Nelson,  and  he  began  talking 


THEIR  ROMANCE 


By 

JUDY 
ASHLEY 


■w  \<. 


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fhen  they  began  work  on  their  new 
:o-starring  picture,  "Rosalie,"  few 
knew  they  were  even  acquainted — 
so  secret  was  their  friendship. 


about  politics  or  literature.  Mention  Nelson's  to  Eleanor, 
and  she  remembered  she  had  a  date  somewhere.  And  so, 
for  lack  of  definite  information  to  feed  on,  the  story  just 
naturally  died  on  the  news-hawks'  hands. 

All  of  which  makes  Radio  Mirror  proud  to  present  the 
entire  and  exclusive  story  for  the  first  time. 

I  can't  tell  you  where  or  how  I  got  the  story.  LetV  just 
say  that  I  was  a  little  luckier  than  the  other  reporters  .   .   . 


r-^^ 


that  I  talked  to  the  right  people  at  the  right  times.  It 
doesn't  matter  particularly,  anyway.  What  does  matter  is 
that  the  story  is  true.  .   .   . 

THEY  met  three  years  ago,  Nelson  and  Eleanor,  when 
he  had  only  one  picture,  "Student  Prince,"  behind  him 
and  she  was  working  on  "Broadway  Melody  of  1936,"  her 
first     screen     production.       (Continued     on     page  8) 


ELEANOR    J 

THE  SECRET  STORY  OF    THEIR  ROMANCE 


CUT!"  said  the  director. 
The  cameras  stopped,  the  people  gathered  around 
them  relaxed,  the  electrician  put  out  his  hand  to 
switch  off  the  lights — 

But  Nelson  Eddy  was  still  kissing  lZleanor  Powell. 
There  was  a  reporter  on  the  "Rosalie"  set  that  day.  Be- 
ing no  fool,  he  knew  he  had  a  story,  and  he  went  back  to  his 
office   and   wrote  a   paragraph   that   made  the   headlines 
6 


They  met  and  parted,  then  met  again 
at  Nelson's  birthday  party.  Eleanor 
was  afraid  he'd .  forgotten,  until  he 
changed   the   seating   arrangements. 


His  story  was  a  good  one,  but  it  didn't  have  anything  to 
back  it  up.  He'd  seen  Nelson  and  Eleanor  kissing  eacn 
other  after  the  make-believe  scene  they  were  shooting  wa* 
over,  and  he  knew  that  people  don't  do  that  sort  of  thing 
unless  they  like  it.  But  there  the  matter  ended.  Neither 
he  nor  any  of  his  fellow  reporters  was  able,  then  or  later, 
to  get  either  Nelson  or  Eleanor  to  admit  a  single  thing- 
Mention  Eleanor's  name  to  Nelson,  and  he  began  talking 


When  they  began  work  on  their  new 
co-starring   picture,  "Rosalie,"  few 
knew  they  were  even  acquainted — 
so  secret  was  their  friendship. 


about  politics  or  literature.     Mention  Nelson's  to  Eleanor, 

nd  she  remembered  she  had  a  date  somewhere.    And  so, 

or  lack  of  definite  information  to  feed  on,  the  story  just 

aturally  died  on  the  news-hawks'  hands. 

11  of  which  makes  Radio  Mirror  proud  to  present  the 

're  and  exclusive  story  for  the  first  time. 

«n  t  tell  you  where  or  how  I  got  the  story.    Let's  just 


say  that 


was  a  little  luckier  than  the  other  reporters 


that  I  talked  to  the  right  people  at  the  right  times.  It 
doesn't  matter  particularly,  anyway.  What  does  matter  is 
that  the  story  is  true.  .  .   . 

THEY  met  three  years  ago,  Nelson  and  Eleanor,  when 
he  had  only  one  picture,  "Student  Prince,"  behind  him 
and  she  was  working  on  "Broadway  Melody  of  IW6."  her 
first     screen     production.      {Continued     on     page  8) 

7 


Tenderfoots  in  the  studios,  hopeful  of  the  future  but 
afraid  of  it  too,  it  was  natural  they  should  meet  eagerly  and 
have    quick   understanding   for   each   other. 

It  was  the  day  Eleanor  was  working  in  the  cabaret  scene 
in  which  she  danced  in  a  high  hat  and  tail  suit  that  Nelson, 
at  his  request,  was  brought  to  her  set  to  see  her.  He  must 
have  had  a  dozen  things  to  do  that  day  but  still  he  stood 
watching  as  she  tapped  her  way.  swift  and  rhythmic, 
across  the  satin  smooth  floor. 

When  at  last  that  scene  was  finished  Eleanor  came  off 
the  stage  and  dropped  in  the  little  canvas  chair  painted 
with  her  name,  to  wiggle  her  slim  and  aching  ankles.  Im- 
mediately Nelson  was  at  her  side;  on  his  knees.  He  would 
rub  her  ankles  for  her,  he  said.  And  she  knew  from  his 
voice  that  she  must  stretch  her  feet  forth. 

After  that,  unbelievably  enough,  it  was  a  year  and  a 
half  before  they  met  again.  During  most  of  this  time 
the  entire  continent  lay  between  them.  For  while  Nelson 
worked  ceaselessly  in  the  studios  and  on  the  radio,  making 
his  name  one  for  which  electric  lights  were  made,  Eleanor, 
suffering  a  complete  break-down,  was  secluded  in  a  little 
house  in  Westchester's  eastern  hills. 

Curious,  wasn't  it,  that  on  the  day  she  returned  to 
California  she  should  have  been  invited  to  a  birthday 
party  given  for  Nelson  in  Louis  B.  Mayer's  studio  bunga- 
low? Nelson  saw  her  at  once,  as  she  came  through  the 
doorway.  He  went  straight  to  her  side.  She  was  grateful 
for  this,  for  she  didn't  know  how  to  join  in  the  mad 
scramble  of  a  match  game  which  the  other  guests  were 
playing  on  the  floor.  Having  worked  hard  ever  since  she 
was  twelve  years  old,  you  see, 
Eleanor  never  has  had  time  to  play. 


THROUGHOUT  that  afternoon 
Nelson  remained  at  Eleanor's  side. 
He  seemed  to  have  no  desire  to  play 
either.  He  told  her  of  places  he 
had  visited.  He  made  her  feel  the 
life  of  cities  which  only  had  been 
names  to  her.  He  made  her  palate 
crave  foods  she  never  had  tasted. 
He  gave  her  a  sense  of  life  being  a 
splendid  adventure,  not  something 
to  be  lived  haphazardly  day  after 
day,  even  while  it  is  slipping  away  from  you. 

Over  in  their  quiet  corner  they  talked  and  talked.  Some- 
one played  a  loye  song  on  the  piano.  And  the  match  game 
went  on  and  on.  Then  a  servant  came  in  to  light  the 
lamps.  When  the  sun  drops  behind  the  California  hills 
it  turns  dark  quickly,  without  the  preparation  of  twilight. 
Nelson's  birthday  was  almost  over.  He  seemed  unwilling 
to   let   it  go. 

"Look,"  he  said,  "tonight  I  want  all  of  you  to  come  to 
my  house.      Please!" 

Eleanor  alone  refused.  She  was  afraid  to  go.  She  knew 
how  it  would  be.  Everyone  would  be  gay  in  a  way  she 
couldn't  be,  play  games  she  didn't  play,  laugh  until  tears 
filled  their  eyes  over  nonsensical  things  she  didn't  think 
funny  at  all.  And  Nelson  would  be  disappointed.  Better 
to  run  away  now  while  his  eyes  resting  on  her  were  a 
deeper  blue  and  brighter,  too. 

"Change  your  mind!"  he  begged  her.  "Say  you'll  come 
after  all.     We'll  have  fun!" 

She  saw  how  disappointed  he  was  and  she  rushed  her 
words  together  trying  to  explain,  trying  to  make  him  feel 
better.  She  had  to  be  up  at  five  the  next  morning,  she 
told  him.  She  never  went  out  when  she  was  working, 
really.  It  would  be  a  marvelous  party,  she  knew.  And 
they'd  meet   again  soon. 

They  didn't  meet  again  soon  at  all,  even  though  they 
worked  constantly  on  the  same  lot.  For  the  Metro  studios 
are  like  a  small  city  and  it's  quite  possible  for  two  people 
to  be  there  every  day  without  their  paths  crossing;  even 

8 


THEY  MET  THREE  YEARS 
AGO.  BOTH  OF  THEM 
TENDERFOOTS,  BOTH  OF 
THEM  HOPEFUL  OF  THE 
FUTURE,  BUT  AFRAID  TOO 


to  pass  each  other  unknowingly  in  a  crowd.  Occasionally 
Nelson  and  Eleanor  did  see  each  other  but  always  it  was 
at  a  distance  and  always  they  were  rushing  in  different 
directions,  to  a  stage,  to  the  costume  department,  to  the 
hairdressers — so  they  would  only  wave  or  call  a  greeting 
as   they  passed. 

It  may  have  been  that  Nelson,  remembering  Eleanor  had 
refused  to  come  to  his  party,  was  diffident  about  her. 
She,  very  definitely,  was  diffident  about  him.  He  frightened 
her.  Warm  and  friendly  though  he  always  had  been,  she 
felt  inadequate  beside  him.  He'd  been  to  so  many  places. 
He'd  done  so  many  things.  He  knew  so  many  people. 
He  had  that  beautiful  thing  called  background. 
Then  spring  broke  through  again,  this  year,  and  Nelson 
and  Eleanor  learned  they  had  been  cast  together  in 
"Rosalie."  And  a  little  later,  on  June  29th,  Nelson  had 
another  birthday.  Louis  B.  Mayer  asked  Nelson  to  lunch 
with  him;  pretending  there  were  business  matters  to  dis- 
cuss. But  when  they  entered  the  studio  commissary,  arm 
in  arm,  cheers  greeted  them.  And  everyone  seated  at  the 
big  flower-strewn  table  rose  to  sing  "Happy  Birthday." 
Excited  and  happy,  Nelson  made  his  way  to  the  seat  of 
honor.  And  to  Eleanor.  Waiting  for  him  to  arrive  she 
had  been  talking  to  his  mother.  She  tried  to  make  her 
way  to  her  place  on  the  other  side  of  the  table  and  a 
little  down  the  line,  but  he  blocked  her  way.  Let  place 
cards  be  changed!  Let  everybody  who  was  to  have  been 
between  them  move  along  a  few  places!  Let  those  who 
would,  smile  knowingly! 

"How  do  you  happen  to  be  here?"  he  asked  her.     "You, 
who  never  go  to  parties?"    Her  only 
answer   was    her   quick    and   gentle 
smile.      But    it    brought    down    all 
barriers.    He    told    her    how    disap- 
pointed he  had  been,  a  year  before, 
when  she  hadn't  come  to  his  house 
later  that  evening.     He  admitted  he 
had  waited  for  her,  hoping  she  would 
change  her  mind.     He  told  her  how 
bored    he   had    been;    how    he   had 
brought  together  two  people  he  had 
known  liked  each  other.    Compensa- 
tion,   the    psychologists    would    call 
that. 
Following  that  birthday  luncheon  when  Nelson  and  Elea- 
nor said  good-bye,  I  think  there  must  have  been  content- 
ment in  their  hearts.     For  now  they  knew  it  wouldn't  be 
long  before  they  would  meet  again.  Now  their  work  wasn't 
to  keep  them  apart,  it  was  to  bring  them  together. 

THE  first  day  on  any  production  usually  is  difficult,  but 
always,  it's  exciting  too.  The  first  day  they  worked 
on  "Rosalie"  was  extra  special.  Dozens  of  people  from 
different  departments  came  to  wish  them  success.  Stage- 
hands whistled  at  their  work.  And,  loud  and  long,  Nelson 
and  Ray  Bolger,  who  is  also  in  the  cast,  complimented 
each  other  on  the  fine  figures  they  made  in  their  cadet 
blue  uniforms.  Then,  seeing  Eleanor  arrive  at  her  portable 
dressing-room,   they   marched  over  after  her. 

Eleanor's  hair  swept  back  from  her  young  face  in  soft 
smooth  waves.  In  the  pink  gown  with  a  tiny  train  which 
she  wears  in  her  role  of  a  princess  she  was  especially  lovely. 
Both  men  dropped  on  their  knees  before  her. 

"Your  Highness,"  they  said,  "what  can  we  do  for  you?" 

"What  can  you  boys  do  for  me?"  asked  Eleanor.  "That's 
simple!  Wish  this  picture  will  be  the  best  ever.  And  keep 
your  fingers  crossed!" 

It  wasn't  until  noon,  when  Eleanor  went  to  luncheon, 
that  she  found  the  roses.  And  it  was  when  she  raised 
them,  sweet  and  red,  from  their  mists  of  paper  that  his 
card  fell  to  the  floor.    "Happy  Take-off,"  it  read.  "Nelson." 

She  waited  until  he  was  alone  to  thank  him.  She  protects 
his  reserve  always.  It  is,  she  thinks  (Continued  on  page  68) 


WHAT 


TO  EXPECT  OF 


YOUR  FRIENDS 


You  Are   Missing  Half  the   Fun 
of  Friendship — and  This 

Will  Tell   You   What 

to  Do  About  It 


GELETT      BURGESS 


Gelett   Burgess,    who    broadcast 

this    brand    new    conception    of 

friendship    on    a    recent    CBS 

Heinz   Magazine    program. 


w 


A.    great    deal    has    been 
■written  and  said  about  friends 
and  friendship,  but  here  is  some- 
thing new,  by  a  distinguished  au- 
thor and  humorist.     You  may  laugh 
at  its  wit,  but  the  solid  sense  of  its 
viewpoint  will  make  you  think  long  after 
you've  finished  laughing.     Our  thanks  to 
the  Heinz  Magazine  of  the  Air  for  permis 
sion  to  "rebroadcast"  this  feature. 


HEN  I  was  young  I  was  romantic.     I 
believed   in   Santa  Claus;    I    believed   in 
friends.     But  after  years  of  discontent  with 
Toms  who  bored  me  and  Dicks  who  lied  to  me  and 
Harrys  who  double-crossed  me,  not  to  speak  of  Janes 
who  talked  me  to  death,  1  was  almost  ready  to  exclaim 
with  Job,  "Have  pity  on  me.  O  ye  my  friends!" 

What  was  the  trouble?  Why  is  it  that  we're  so  often 
dissatisfied  with  our  friends?  Why  are  we  shocked,  disap- 
pointed or  angry  at  their  actions?  Is  it  true  what  Ralph 
Waldo  Emerson  said,  "Friends  such  as  we  desire  are  dreams 
and  fables"?  Not  at  all.  I  found  out,  in  time,  that  the 
fault  wasn't  with  Tom,  Dick  and  Harry  but  with  myself. 
For  friendship  is  one  of  the  most  difficult  games  in  the 
world.  It  has  to  be  understood  and  practiced  as  scientifi- 
cally as  chemistry,  parachute  jumping  or  kissing. 

The  secret  lies  in  what  1  might  call  Vocational  Friend- 
ship. The  vocational  expert,  you  know,  is  a  person  who 
goes  to  a  big  store  or  manufactory  and  examines  all  appli- 
cants for  jobs,  mentally  and  physically,  to  determine  what 
each  one  is  best  suited  for.  Then  he  assigns  them  to  the  de- 
partments where  they'll  be  most  efficient.  Sometimes  a 
failure  as  bookkeeper  will  be  a  great  success  at  washing 
windows;  and  a  man  who  couldn't  possibly  run  a  machine 
will  handle  splendidly  a  whole  herd  of  stenographers.  So 
that's  exactly  what  you  must  do  to  your  friends  to  make 


them    most    worth    while 
and    permanent — understand 
and  classify  them  and  not  at- 
tempt to  make  square  pegs  fit  into 
round  holes. 
Now  Arthur,  for  instance,  is  a  witty 
and  amusing  talker.    But  he  never  keeps 
his  appointments.     So  just  enjoy  his  talk 
when  you  meet  him,  but  don't  make  any  ap- 
pointments with  him.    Then  he'll  always  please 
you.     Why   curse    Gertrude,    who    plays    auction 
bridge  like  an  Ely  Culbertson.  because  she  dresses 
like  a  frump?    Have  her  for  a  partner  when  you  play, 
but  don't  take  her  to  a  night  club.     Then  you'll  always 
be  friends.     For  the  purpose  of  display  you  can  escort 
Elsie  who  is  beautiful,  stylish,  but  dumb.     She'll  be  lovely 
to  dance  with — if  you  don't  expect  her  to  discuss  Plato  or 
the  European  situation. 

I  had  a  cousin  who  exasperated  me  for  years  because  she 
would  never  answer  my  letters  or  even  acknowledge  the 
receipt  of  gifts  I  sent  her.  But  she  has  lovely  table  man- 
ners, and  can  eat  asparagus,  oranges,  frog's  legs,  or  even 
corn  on  the  cob  so  that  you  are  hardly  aware  of  it.  Well, 
what  did  I  do?  I  gave  up  writing  to  her  but  whenever  she 
was  in  town  I  took  her  out  to  dinner.  We  have  been  great 
friends  ever  since. 

You  see,  it  is  impossible  to  change  people  and  make  them 
what  you  like.  But  if  you  enjoy  each  one  in  the  special 
way  in  which  each  excels  you'll  never  be  disappointed  or 
irritated.  The  trouble  is  that  most  of  us  expect  each  of 
our  friends  to  be  like  those  many-bladed  knives  that  boys 
love,  knives  that  can  cut,  bore  holes,  drive  screws,  open  cans 
and  do  almost  anything.  Just  so  we  expect  our  friends  to 
please  us  in  everything. 

But  friends  are  like  simpler  tools.  {Continued  on  page   57) 


INTRODUCING 


This  Brand  New  Art  Has 


Finally    Found    Its    Per- 
fect Star — In  a  Dummy! 


Here  Is  the  Whole  Fas 


cinating    Story    of    Her 


Birth    Told    in    Pictures 


O.  B.  Hanson,  chief  NBC  engineer,  admires  the 
finished  product.  NBC  says  she  wears  a  bathing  suit 
so  she'll  be  more  comfortable  under  the  hot  lights. 
It's  shiny  black  lastex,  a  highly  "televisible"  material. 


Left,  Adolf  Senz,  famous  theatrical  wig  maker,  supplies 
Miss  Patience's  coiffure — brown  because  technicians 
say  that  is  the  average  color.  It  took  a  full  week 
to  make  the  wig  so  it  conformed  to  specifications. 


Photos  by  William  Haussler 


Because  humans  can't  stand  endless  hours  of  experiment 
under  strong  television  lights,  Miss  Patience  was  born. 
First,  technicians  went  to  Jean  Spadea  who  manufactures 
her  department  store  dummies  from  a  secret  composition. 


Left,  a  select  number  of  models  are  viewed  to  find  the 
one  which  best  fits  all  of  television's  rigid  qualifica- 
tions. Above,  the  winner — Miss  Patience — receiving 
her  basic  coat  of  flesh  colored  paint  from  a  spray  gun. 


Miss  Patience's  make-up  must  be  as  careful  as  that  of 
any  Broadway  actress.  First,  an  expert  at  the  factory 
sprays  the  face  with  a  tan-orange  tint.  Later,  she'll 
have  her  make-up  changed  for  further  experimentation. 


Next  comes  Miss  Patience's  mouth.  It's  stenciled  in  and 
a  pleasant  red  tone  applied,  covered  by  a  dark  reddish 
brown.  Ordinary  lip  rouge  shows  up  almost  white  on  the 
television  screen,  so  darker  shades  must  always  be  used. 


I 


Third  step  is  the  application  of  false  eyelashes.     Even  Her  make-up  applied,   Miss   Patience   is  fitted   with   her 

live   beauties   must   have   these — their   own    lashes   don't  arms,  while  Albert  Protzmann,  one  of  NBC's  Iconoscope 

show  at  all.     Actually,  when  real   people  are  televised,  cameramen,  right,   looks  on.     It  took  three  weeks  from 

they  all   must  submit  to   this  same   elaborate   make-up.  the  time  of  her  selection  to  get  Miss  Patience  this  far. 


JJ 


V 


20th  Century-Fox  photo 


Twenty-five  years  old  and  well  launched  on  her  third  career  .  .  .  famous  on  the  stage 
and  then  in  the  movies,  now  making  her  radio  debut  with  Edward  G.  Robinson  . . .  seen 
most  recently  as  "Francey"  in  Samuel  Soldwyn's  "Dead  End,"  heard  every  Tuesday  as 
the  society  editor  of  CBS'  new  show,  Big  Town  .  .  .  Presenting — Miss  Claire  Trevor. 


DICKENS 


ristmas 


The  Holiday's  Most  Thrilling  Broad- 
cast Is  Lionel  Barrymore's  Playing 
of  Scrooge.    This  Year  Radio  Mirror 


Adds  to  the  Pleasure  of  Listening 
by  Publishing  the  Entire  Script  of 
This  Drama  for  You  to  Read  Before, 
During,  and  After  the   Performance 


This  year  the  annual  Christmas  broadcast  of  "A 
Christmas  Carol,"  sponsored  by  the  Campbell  Soup 
Company  will  be  heard  on  the  afternoon  of  December 
25th,  over  the  entire  network  of  the  Columbia  Broad- 
casting System.  Our  thanks  to  this  sponsor,  for  per- 
mission   to   print   this   script. 

T  is  Christmas  Eve.  The  world  is  white  with  snow. 
The  London  streets  are  filled  with  happy  people — hur- 
rying home  to  their  firesides — laughing,  their  faces 
glowing.  But  while  the  rest  of  the  world  is  touched  with 
holiday  cheer,  Ebenezer  Scrooge  sits  in  his  cold,  dreary  office 
— alone — alone  with  his  clerk,  Bob  Cratchit,  working  over 
the  books  of  the  firm  of  Scrooge  and  Marley.  Jacob  Mar- 
ley,  his  partner,  has  been  dead  these  seven  years.  But 
Scrooge  maintains  the  firm's  tradition  of  close  deals  and 
sharp  bargains. 

Suddenly,  the  work  is  interrupted!  A  ragged  little  boy 
has  drifted  up  to  the  doorstep  and  lifted  his  voice  in  a 
quavering  carol — thinking,  perhaps,  that  the  tenant  might 
give  him  a  sixpence! 

13 


Scrooge:  (Irritably)  Cratchit! 
Cratch  it:  Yes,  Mr.  Scrooge. 
Scrooge:  What's  all  that  caterwauling  about? 
Cratchit:   It's  a  boy,  sir — singing  a  carol. 
Scrooge:    (Sourly)  Well,  I'll  remedy  that!     You,  there! 
Boy:   (Hopefully)  Yes,  sir? 

Scrooge:  Who  asked  you  to  sing  carols  outside  my  door? 
Boy:  Well,  sir — no  one,  sir — 

Scrooge:   Be  off  with  you,  then!  Or  would  you  like  a 
•ap  with  this  ferule  to  help  you? 
Boy:  Oh,  no,  sir — I'm  going,  sir — (Door  slams) 
Scrooge:  (Growling)  Carols!  Humbug!  Here — where  do 
you  think  you're  going  with  that  shovel,  Bob  Cratchit? 

Cratchit:  (Humbly)  It's  so  cold,  sir — and  the  fire  I  have 
is  so  small — I  thought  that — 

Scrooge:  You  thought  you'd  help  yourself  to  the  coal, 
eh? 

Cratchit:    My  fingers  are  getting  a  little  stiff,  sir. 
Scrooge:  (Ominously)  If  you  use  coal  at  that  rate,  Bob 
Cratchit,  you  and  I  will  soon  be  parting  company. 
Cratchit:  (Subdued)  I'm  sorry,  sir. 
Scrooge:  Now  get  back  to  your  stool  and  figure  those 
accounts.    I'm  going  into  my  office.    But  the  door'll  be  open, 
I   warn  you.     (The  door  opens  again  as  Fred,  Scrooge's 
nephew,  comes  in.) 
Cratchit:    Merry  Christmas,  Mr.  Fred! 
Fred:  A  Merry  Christmas,  Uncle!  God  save  you! 
Scrooge:  Bah!  Humbug! 

Fred:  Christmas  a  humbug!  (Laughs)  .You  don't  mean 
that,  I'm  sure! 

Scrooge:  I  meant  just  that!  (Scornfully)  Merry  Christ- 
mas! What  right  have  you  to  be  merry?  What  reason  have 
you  to  be  merry?    You're  poor  enough! 

Fred:   (Laughing)  Come  then — what  right  have  you  to 
be  dismal  or  morose?    You're  rich  enough! 
Scrooge:  Bah!  Humbug! 

Fred:  (Coaxingly)  Now,  Uncle — don't  be  cross — 
Scrooge:  What  else  can  I  be — when  I  live  in  such  a  world 
of  fools  as  this?  What's  Christmas-time  to  you  but  a  time 
for  paying  bills  without  money;  a  time  for  finding  your- 
self a  year  older,  and  not  an  hour  richer!  If  I  had  my 
way,  every  idiot  who  goes  about  with  "Merry  Christmas" 

on  his  lips,  should  be 
boiled  with  his  own 
pudding  and  buried 
with  a  stake  of  holly 
through  his  heart,  he 
should ! 
Fred:  Uncle! 
Scrooge  :  (Sternly) 
Keep  Christmas  in 
your  own  way, 
nephew,  and  let  me 
keep  it  in  mine. 

Fred:  Keep  it!  But 
you  don't  keep  it! 

Scrooge :  Let  me 
leave  it  alone,  then! 
Much  good  it  may  do 
you!  Much  good  it 
has  ever  done  you! 

Fred  :  (Quietly)  I 
dare  say  there  are 
many  things  from 
which  I  have  derived 
good,  but  not  profit — 
Christmas  among  the 
rest.  I've  always 
thought  of  Christmas 
as  the  only  time  I 
know  of,  when  men 
and  women  seem  to 
open  their  shut-up 


"Christmas! 
Much  good 


Bah!      Humbug! 
it  has  done  you!" 


hearts  freely.  And  though  Christmas  has  never  put  a 
scrap  of  gold  or  silver  in  my  pocket,  I  believe  it  has  done 
me  good,  and  will  do  me  good;  and  I  say,  God  bless  it! 

Cratchit:  (Applauds)  Well  spoken,  Mr.  Fred!  God  bless 
Christmas! 

Scrooge:  (Angrily)  Let  me  hear  another  sound  from  you, 
Bob  Cratchit,  and  you'll  keep  your  Christmas  by  losing 
your  situation!  As  for  you,  Fred — you're  quite  a  powerful 
speaker.     I  wonder  you  don't  go  into  Parliament! 

Fred:  I'm  sorry,  Uncle.  1  don't  want  to  quarrel  with 
you.  I  came  in  the  spirit  of  Christmas.  I'll  go  in  the  same 
way.    Good  afternoon!    So,  a  Merry  Christmas,  Uncle! 

Scrooge:  Good  afternoon! 

Fred:  And  a  Merry  Christmas  to  you,  Bob  Cratchit — 
and  to  Tiny  Tim! 

Cratchit:  Thank  you,  Mr.  Fred.  Same  to  you,  sir.  (The 
door  opens). 

Gentleman:  Is  this  Scrooge  and  Marley's? 

Cratchit:  Come  in,  sir. 

Gentleman:  I'd  like  to  see  the  head  of  the  firm. 

Scrooge:  (Sourly)  Well,  what  is  it? 

Gentleman  :  (Coming  in)  Have  I  the  pleasure  of  address- 
ing Mr.  Scrooge  or  Mr.  Marley? 

Scrooge:  Mr.  Marley's  been  dead  these  seven  years.  He 
died  just  seven  years  ago  this  very  night. 

Gentleman  :  (Genially)  Well  I  have  no  doubt  his  liber- 
ality is  well  represented  by  his  surviving  partner.  (Briskly) 
You  see,  Mr.  Scrooge,  at  this  season  of  the  year,  we  are 
raising  a  fund  to  help  the  poor.  What  shall  I  put  you  down 
for? 

Scrooge:  Nothing!  I  don't  make  merry  myself  at  Christ- 
mas, and  I  can't  afford  to  make  idle  people  merry.  I  help 
to  support  the  poor-house  and  the  work-house — they  cost 
enough ;  and  those  who  are  badly  off  may  go  there. 

Gentleman:  Many  can't — and  many  would  rather  die. 

Scrooge:  If  they'd  rather  die,  then  they'd  better  do  it 
and  decrease  the  surplus  population.  Good  afternoon,  sir! 

Gentleman:  (With  quiet  contempt)  Good  afternoon,  Mr. 
Scrooge. 

(Door  opens  and  closes  again) 

Scrooge:  Cratchit!  Time  to  close  the  office.  (Growls)  I 
suppose  you'll  want  all  day  tomorrow? 

Cratchit:  (Humbly)  If  quite  convenient,  sir. 

Scrooge:  It's  not  convenient — and  it's  not  fair!  If  I  was 
to  stop  half  a  crown  of  your  wages  for  it,  you'd  think  your- 
self ill-used,  wouldn't  you? 

Cratchit:  (Smiling  faintly)  Well — 

Scrooge:  (Petulantly)  And  yet  you  don't  think  me  ill- 
used,  when  I  pay  a  day's  wages  for  no  work. 

Cratchit:  But  it's  only  once  a  year,  Mr.  Scrooge. 

Scrooge:  A  poor  excuse  for  picking  a  man's  pocket  every 
twenty-fifth  of  December!  (Reluctantly)  But  I  suppose  you 
must  have  the  whole  day.  Be  here  all  the  earlier  the  next 
morning. 

Cratchit:  (Earnestly)  Oh,  I  will,  sir! 

Scrooge:  See  that  you  do!  I'm  going  home  now.  Thank 
Heaven  I  can  sit  alone  in  my  dressing  gown  and  have  a 
bit  of  gruel  in  front  of  my  own  fire — and  no  pack  of  fools 
to  din  "Merry  Christmas"  in  my  ear! 

*     *     * 

(The  bell  tolls  twelve) 

Scrooge:  (Yawns  tlnough  tolling)  Twelve  o'clock.  Must've 
sat  here  longer  than  I  thought.  Too  long.  A  fire  plays 
queer  tricks  on  a  man's  mind — Could  have  sworn  I  saw  old 
— Pshaw!  Marley's  been  dead  these  seven  years!  And  yet, 
there  was  his  face,  in  the  fire — just  as  plain  as — Bah!  Hum- 
bug! What  1  need  is  a  good  night's — (He  breaks  off  .  .  . 
clanking  chains  are  heard  far  away) — What — what's  that? 
(Whistle  of  wind.  Heavy  booming  of  cellar  door)  Some- 
one's in  the  wine  cellar!  But  the  door's  locked  and  double 
locked!  Something  is — !  It's  coming  closer!  Outside  my 
door!  (Trying  to  be  brave)  I  won't  believe  it!  It's  hum- 
bug still!     It's— 


/ 


Marley:  (A  ghostly  voice)  Sc-roo-ge!  (Chains  clank) 

Scrooge:  Marley!  (Recovering,  he  tries  to  brazen  it  out) 
How  now!    What  do  you  want  with  me? 

Marley:  Much! 

Scrooge:  Who  are  you? 

Marley:    Ask  me  who  I  was. 

Scrooge:  You're  particular  for  a  shade.  All  right — who 
were  you  then? 

Marley:  In  life  I  was  your  partner,  Jacob  Marley. 

Scrooge:  Can  you — can  you  sit  down? 

Marley:  I  can.  (Clanking  of  chains)  Now,  do  you  be- 
lieve me? 

Scrooge:  (Firmly,  putting  up  a  front)  I  do  not. 

Marley:  What  evidence  of  my  reality  do  you  want — be- 
yond that  of  your  own  senses? 

Scrooge:  I  don't  know. 

Marley:  Why  do  you  doubt  your  senses? 

Scrooge:  Because  a  little  thing  affects  them.  A  slight  dis- 
order of  the  stomach  makes  them  cheats.  You  may  be  an 
undigested  bit  of  beef,  a  blot  of  mustard,  a  crumb  of  cheese. 
There  may  be  more  gravy  than  grave  about  you,  whatever 
you  are.  (Marley  howls  dreadfully,  chains  clank  and  Scrooge 
cries  out  in  terror)  Mercy!  Dreadful  apparition,  why  do 
you  trouble  me? 

Marley:  Do  you  believe  in  me  or  not? 

Scrooge:  I  do.  I  must.  But  why  do  spirits  walk  the 
earth? 

Marley:  It  is  required  of  every  man  that  the  spirit  with- 
in him  should  walk  abroad  among  his  fellow-men  and 
travel  far  and  wide,  and  if  that  spirit  goes  not  forth  in  life, 
it  is  condemned  to  do  so  after  death. 

Scrooge:  You — you're  chained,  Marley.  And  what  a  curi- 
ous chain  you  have ! 

Marley:  I  wear  the  chain  I  forged  in  life — cash  boxes, 
keys,  padlocks,  ledgers — I  made  it  link  by  link.  Is  its 
pattern  strange  to  you? 

Scrooge:  To  me? 

Marley:  (Inexorably)  Or  would  you  know  the  weight 
and  length  of  the  strong  coil  you  bear  yourself?  It  was 
as  heavy  and  as  long  as  this,  seven  Christmas  Eves  ago! 

Scrooge:  (Imploringly)  Jacob!  Jacob  Marley — speak 
comfort  to  me,  Jacob! 

Marley:  I  have  none  to  give.  I  cannot  rest,  I  cannot  stay, 
I  cannot  linger  anywhere. 

Scrooge:  Seven  years  dead,  and  traveling  all  the  time? 

Marley:  The  whole  time.  No  rest,  no  peace,  incessant 
torture  of  remorse!  Oh,  captive  bound  and  double-ironed! 
Not  to  know  that  no  space  of  regret  can  make  amends  for 
one  life's  opportunities  misused! 

Scrooge:  (Falters)  But  you  were  always  a  good  man  of 
business,  Jacob. 

Marley:  (Moaning)  Business!  Mankind  was  my  busi- 
ness! Charity,  mercy,  benevolence — they  were  all  my  busi- 
ness!   Why  did  I  ever  turn  my  eyes  away! 

Scrooge:  (Dismayed)  Jacob—don't  take  on  so — (Bell 
tolls). 

Marley:   Hear  me!    My  time  is  nearly  gone! 

Scrooge:  Don't  be  hard  on  me! 

Marley:  I  am  here  to  warn  you  that  you  have  yet  a 
chance  and  hope  of  escaping  my  fate,  Ebenezer!  You-  will 
be  haunted  by  Three  Spirits. 

Scrooge:  (Falters)  Is  that  the  chance  and  hope  you 
mentioned,  Jacob? 

Marley:  It  is. 

Scrooge:  I — I  think  I'd  rather  not. 

Marley:  Without  their  visits,  you  cannot  hope  to  shun 
the  path  I  tread.  I  must  go  now — to  join  those  others — 
no  rest  for  us — no  rest  forever.  Remember,  Ebenezer — 
three  spirits — expect  the  first  when  the  bell  tolls  one! 


Scrooge:  (Muttering)  It's  almost  time.     It's  almost  one 
o'clock.     (As  bell  tolls  once — triumphantly)   The  hour  it- 


$ 


"Christmas!  It's  a  poor  excuse 
for  picking  a  man's  pocket! . .  " 


self,  and  nothing  else! 
I  knew  it  was  all  a 
dream ! 

The  Voice  of 
Christmas  Past: 
Scrooge — 

Scrooge:  Oh  — 
You've  come!  (Trem- 
bling) Are — are  you 
the  Spirit,  sir,  whose 
coming  was  foretold 
to  me? 

Past:  I  am! 

Scrooge:  Who — 
what  are  you? 

Past:  I  am  the 
Ghost  of  Christmas 
Past. 

Scrooge  :  Long  past? 

Past  :  No.  Your 
past. 

Scrooge:  You — you 
look  so  strange — your 
white  tunic — trimmed 
with  summer  flowers 
— and  yet,  that  branch 
of  fresh,  green  holly — 
Tell  me — what  busi- 
ness brings  you  here? 

Past:  Your  welfare! 
Your  reclamation ! 
Rise  and  walk  with  me ! 

Scrooge:  Ou— out  the  window?  But  I'm  liable  to  fall — 
I'm — 

Past:  Bear  but  a  touch  of  my  hand  upon  your  heart— 
and  you  shall  be  upheld  in  more  than  this.  Come! 

Scrooge:  Tell  me,  Spirit— why  have  you  brought  me 
here — away  from  the  city — to  the  open  country? 

Past:  You  recognize  this  countryside — that  bleak  build- 
ing over  there? 

Scrooge:  (Catching  his  breath)  I  was  a  boy  here!  I 
went  to  school  in  that  horrible  place! 

Past:  You  recollect  the  way? 

Scrooge:    I  could  walk  it  blindfold! 

Past:  Strange  to  have  forgotten  it  for  so  many  years. 
Come — let  us  move  closer.  Look  through  the  window — in- 
to that  cold,  barren  room.    What  do  you  see? 

Scrooge:  (Low)  A  boy — 

Past:  A  solitary  child — neglected  by  his  friends — con- 
soling the  childish  grief  in  his  heart  by  reading  the  stories 
of  faraway  lands. 

Scrooge:  Yes!  Yes,  I  see!  I  know  that  boy!  I  remem- 
ber how  lonely  I  was — 

Past:  Your  lip  is  trembling,  Scrooge — and  what's  that 
on  your  cheek? 

Scrooge:  It's — it's  nothing.     I  wish — 

Past:  You  wish? 

Scrooge  :  Nothing — nothing. 

Past:  (Gently)  But  come — let  us  see  another  Christmas! 
We  are  here,  Scrooge.     You  know  this  place? 

Scrooge:  Know  it!  Why  it's  the  counting  house  where  I 
was  apprenticed! 

Fezziwig:  Come  now!  Choose  your  partners! 

Scrooge:  (Excited)  It's  old  Fezziwig!  Bless  his  heart! 
Old  Fezziwig,  my  master — alive  again — and  giving  one  of 
his  wonderful  Christmas  Eve  parties! 

Fezziwig:  Advance  and  retire,  hold  hands  with  your 
partner,  bow  and  curtsey,  corkscrew,  thread  the  needle — 
(Gay  laughter) 

Scrooge:  (Half -laughing,  half-sobbing):  And  there's  Dick 
Wilkins!  Poor  Dick!  Dear,  dear.  Yes — and  look— there's 
Mrs.  Fezziwig  herself — looking  younger  than  any  of  them 
— and  the  tables — all  loaded!  (Continued  on  page    71) 

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20TH  CENTURY-FOX 

Presents 
LOVE  AND  HISSES 

Directed  by 
SIDNEY  LANFIELD 

Music  and  Lyrics  by 

MACK   GORDON   AND 

HARRY  REVEL 


It  may  have  been 
the  jerk  of  the 
elevator — but  her 
heart  was  pounding. 


LOOKING  back,  Yvette  Guerin  saw  the  first  mistake 
she  made  when  she  arrived  in  New  York,  a  penniless 
and  unknown  singer  from  France.  It  was  asking  Ben 
Bernie  for  a  job. 

He  gave  her  the  job,  all  right — promised  to  star  her  in 
the  floor  show  when  he  opened  his  new  night  club,  the 
Casino — but  she  might  not  have  accepted  it  if  she'd  known 
how  much  trouble  it  was  going  to  cause  her. 

The  first  thing  she  knew  Bernie  was  ballyhooing  her  as 
"Eugenie,"  the  newest  European  sensation.  The  next  thing 
she  knew  Walter  Winchell  was  saying,  on  the  air  and  in  his 
column,  that  Eugenie  was  a  fake,  as  phony  as  one  of  Bernie's 
jokes.  It  was  perfectly  true,  but  it  made  her  so  mad  she 
fell  in  eagerly  with  Bernie's  plan  for  revenge. 

Which  shows  you  what  can  happen  if  you  aren't  careful 
and  get  yourself  mixed  up  with  two  such  daffy  dillies  as 
Winchell  and  Bernie. 

Bernie's  plot  got  under  way  the  day  after  Winchell  had 
broadcast  about  Yvette.  He'd  just  held  his  weekly  confer- 
ence with  two  spokesmen  for  the  king  of  the  cleaning  racket, 
who  resented  some  of  Winchell's  remarks  about  him.    After 


A  Gag-a-Minute  Novelette 
of  the  New  Picture  Which 
Stars  Those  Two  Beloved 
Enemies  of  the  Airwaves 


the  two  thugs  had  left,  Winchell  received  a  dignified  little 
Frenchman  whose  name  was  Comte  Pierre  Guerin.  That's 
what  his  card  said,  anyway. 

Nobody  had  ever  been  more  excited  than  Comte  Pierre. 
His  daughter  had  run  away  and  come  to  New  York  to  go 
on  the  stage,  and  he  wanted  Winchell  to  help  find  her. 
Winchell  might  not  have  done  it,  if  the  little  man  hadn't 
appealed  to  his  vanity  by  intimating  he  was  the  only  man 


in  town  smart  enough  to  locate  missing  daughters. 

So  it  wasn't  long  before  Yvette  and  Bernie,  out  of  the 
corners  of  their,  eyes,  saw  Winchell  hurry  into  Ben's  Club 
Casino,  where  Yvette  was  rehearsing.  They  saw  Yvette's 
supposed  father  point  her  out,  and  Winchell  step  up  and 
gesture  toward  her. 

Of  course,  when  Winchell  approached  her  she  pretended 
to  try  to  run  away,  but  pretty  soon  she  was  with  him  and 
her  "father,"  pleading  to  be  allowed  to  stay  and  try  out 
for  Bernie's  chorus.  And  then  she  was  singing,  there  on 
the  stage,  doing  her  utmost  to  im- 
press Winchell  FICTIONIZED  BY 

It  worked.    Winchell  fell  for  it, 
hook,  line  and  sinker.     He  thought  Yvette  was  a  coming 
night-club  sensation,  and  told  Bernie  so.    But  Bernie  pooh- 
poohed  his  enthusiasm.     He  couldn't  see  the  girl.    Oh,  she 
was  all  right,  but — ! 

Which  was  touching  Winchell  on  his  tenderest  point.     If 
there  was  one  thing  he  prided  himself  on,  it  was  his  ability 
to  pick  comers  in  the  amusement  business.    And  here  was 
Bernie  saying  he  was  wrong!     Well,  he'd  show  him.     If/ 
Bernie  wouldn't  give  the  kid  a  break,  he  would — and  some 


day  Bernie'd  be  sorry. 

Bernie  was  still  patting  himself  on  the  back  over  the  suc- 
cess of  his  plot  the  next  day  when  he  had  lunch  at  Lin- 
dy's  with  Sid  Skolsky  and  another  columnist.  He  was  just 
telling  them  all  about  it,  after  swearing  them  to  secrecy, 
when  a  bus-boy  came  to  his  table  and  led  him  away  to 
answer  a  phone  call. 

Once  out-  of  earshot  of  the  group  at  the  table,  the  bus-boy 
turned  and  faced  him  pugnaciously.  "There's  nobody  on  the 
phone,  Mr.  Bernie.    It's  just  me.    My  name  is  Steve  Nelson, 

and  I  write  songs."  He  produced 
DAN  WHEELER      the    manuscript    of   one    from    his 

pocket  and  held  it  out.  "Good 
ones,  too!     Take  a  look  at  this  and  see!" 

Ben  took  the  manuscript.  "Okay,"  he  said  good-natur- 
edly.   "I'll  be  glad  to  look  it  over." 

"Gee,  thanks,"  said  the  boy.  "You  won't  tell  the  head 
waiter  about  this,  will  you?" 

"Of  course  not,"  Ben  promised.  And  he  kept  his  promise. 
But  sharp-eyed  Oscar,  the  head  waiter,  spotted  the  manu- 
script in  Ben's  pocket,  with  the  name  of  its  author  in  full 
view,  and  immediately  marched   {Continued  on  page  61) 


WALTER  WINCHELL HIMSELF 

BEN  BERNIE HIMSELF 

YVETTE  GUERIN  SIMONE  SIMON 

"SUGAR"  BOLES BERT  LAHR 

JOAN  JOAN  DAVIS 

STEVE  NELSON DICK  BALDWIN 


j  wv-     m{~\v- '  —  ^j- 


Pine  Ridge  Had  Been  En- 
joying Evalena's  Wed- 
ding Until  Heart- 
Broken  Lum  Up  and  Dis- 
appeared Into  the  Hills 
With     His     Shotgun 


The  editors  are  indebted  to  the  two  authors  of  this 
hilarious  Lum  and  Abner  story,  who,  in  real  life,  are 
Lum.  and  Abner  themselves.  Basing  this  sad  tale  of 
Lum  Edwards  on  past  broadcasts,  Goff  and  Lauck 
present  here  a  feature  for  all  who  like  humor  and  rare 
Arkansas  characters.  For  further  wondrous  adventures 
of  these  Pine  Ridge  worthies,  tune  in  your  local  NBC 
station  daily  at  7.15  eastern  standard  time,  for  this  top 
entertainment    sponsored    by   Horlicks. 

GENERALLY  speaking,  the  proverb  is  wrong.  The 
course  of  true  love  does  run  smooth,  barring  a  few 
slight  ruts  and  bumps.  But  every  now  and  then 
a  case  comes  along  that  sends  true  love  jolting  its  way  over 
a  series  of  thank-ye-ma'ams  that  would  shake  the  rear  teeth 
out  of  a  hippopotamus,  and  when  this  happens  it  looks  as  if 
the  proverb  writer  knew  what  he  was  talking  about. 

Take  the  case,  for  instance,  of  Lum  Edwards,  whose 
quandary  had  Robert  Benchley's  beat  a  mile. 

Pine  Ridge  lay  breathing  heavily  under  a  July  sun,  try- 
ing to  rest  up  after  Evalena  Adams'  wedding.  In  a  corner 
of  the  Jot  'Em  Down  store  Abner  Peabody  and  Grand- 
pappy  Sears  were  playing  checkers  on  the  cracker  barrel. 

18 


A  tumblebug  pushed  its  whiskers  up  through  a  crack  in 
the  floor  and  gazed  wistfully  at  Abner.  Grandpappy  shifted 
his  stance,  squinted  for  better  accuracy,  and  the  bug  van- 
ished in  a  flood  of  tobacco  juice. 

"Where's  Lum?"  Grandpappy  asked. 

Abner  rescued  his  hand  from  the  pickle  jug,  jumped  two 
of  Grandpappy 's  Kings,  and  frowned. 

"That's  jest  what  I  been  sittin'  here  wonderin',"  he  said. 

Grandpappy  voiced  the  thought  he  and  Abner  had  been 
sharing  silently  for  the  past  half  hour.  "Maybe  he  jest  got 
to  feelin'  so  bad  over  Evalener  gettin'  married  that  he  jest 
never  wanted  to  see  nobody." 

Abner  nodded  and  abstractedly  let  Grandpappy  take  back 
a  play  that  would  have  lost  him  the  game.  It  really  was 
beginning  to  worry  Abner.  The  wedding  had  been  Satur- 
day night.  Here  it  was  Wednesday  and  he  hadn't  seen 
Lum  since  the  third  piece  of  wedding  cake.  A  man  gets 
that  way,  he  supposed,  when  the  girl  he's  been  courting  five 
years  up  and  marries  a  rival  from  the  next  town  on  the  first 
proposal.  Still,  it  wasn't  like  Lum  to  stay  away  this  long 
without  at  least  coming  in  for  a  checker  game.  He  said  so. 


By      CHESTER      LAUCK 
AND      NORRIS      GOFF 


"You  talk  to  Lum?"  Abner  asked  Cedric. 
Cedric  shuffled  his  feet  before  reply- 
ing. "Yes  mom,  he  jest  told  me  to  tell 
nuthin!       Tokened     his     shotgun,     too." 


W 


NDARY 


"It  hain't  like  Lum,  Grandpap.  He  knew  there  was  some 
cake  left." 

"When'd  you  first  miss  him?" 

Abner  thought  several  minutes,,  gazing  down  the  sun 
bleached  main  street,  watching  little  dust  eddies  swirl  past 
the  doorway. 

"Now  you  mention  it,  I  hain't  seen  him  since  the  weddin'." 
A  sudden  thought  struck  him  and  he  put  down  a  new 
pickle  untouched?  "You  know,  Grandpap — he  broke  down 
right  after  the  ceremony." 

"No!"  ejaculated  Grandpap. 

"Yes  mom,  he  did,"  replied  Abner.  "I  could  tell  he  was 
about  to,  so  I  follered  him  back  there  on  the  back  porch  and 
he  was  cryin'  like  a  baby." 

"Well,  I  do  know!"  Grandpappy  snorted.  "Begins  to  look 
serious." 

Grandpappy  had  said  the  one  thing  Abner  had  been  hop- 
ing he  wouldn't.  It  was  cool  here  in  the  Jot  'Em  Down 
store  and  he  didn't  have  to  look  at  the  thermometer  out- 
side to  know  if  was  110  in  the  sun.  A  man  Lum's  age 
really  shouldn't  need  looking  after,  and  ordinarily  Abner 


would  have  been  the  last  to  do  the  looking.  But  he  couldn't 
forget  what  Katherine  Colvert  had  told  him  yesterday. 

He  didn't  like  Katherine  Colvert,  any  more  than  most  of 
the  other  worthy  Pine  Ridge  citizens  did.  To  begin  with, 
she  was  a  new  school  teacher,  and  naturally  an  object  of 
suspicion  for  that  reason.  But  when  it  became  apparent 
that  she  was  setting  her  cap  for  all  the  eligible  men  in  town, 
town  sentiment  went  solidly  against  her.  And  to  Abner  it 
seemed  that  most  of  her  cap-setting  had  been  done  in  the 
direction  of  the  unsuspecting  Lum. 

"I  wouldn't  worry,"  he  explained  to  Grandpappy,  "but 
that  Katherine  Colvert  called  me  up  yestiddy  and  ast  me 
where  Lum  was  at.  Said  he  was  supposed  to  meet  'er  at 
the  county  seat  and  he  never  showed  up.  She  had  to  ketch  a 
ride  with  Luther  Phillips  and  his  ole  worman." 

Grandpappy  couldn't  think  of  anything  to  reply,  so  he 
just  shook  his  head  dolefully,  and  the  game  continued  in 
silence.  The  tumblebug  came  back,  and  was  just  about  to 
receive  another  bath  when  he  was  saved  by  the  arrival  of 
Dick  Huddleston,  who  shuffled  in  out  of  the  heat. 

"Mornin',"  he  boomed. 

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Pine  Ridge  Had  Been  En- 
joying Evalena's  Wed- 
ding Until  Heart- 
Broken  Lum  Up  and  Dis- 
appeared Into  the  Hills 
With     His    Shotgun 


By     CHESTER      LAUCK 
AND      NORRIS      GOFF 


You  talk  to  Lum?"  Abner  asked  Cedric. 
Cedric  shuffled  his  feet  before  reply- 
ing. "Yes  mom,  he  jest  told  me  to  tell 
nuthin!       Tokened     his     shotgun,     too." 


in  an  ABANDONED  QUANDARY 


The  editors  are  indebted  to  the  two  authors  of  this 
hilarious  Lum  and  Abner  story,  who,  in  real  life,  are 
Lum  and  Abner  themselves.  Basing  this  sad  tale  of 
l.um  Edwards  on  past  broadcasts,  Goff  and  Lauck 
present  here  a  feature  for  all  who  like  humor  and  rare 
Arkansas  characters.  For  further  wondrous  adventures 
of  these  Pine  Ridge  worthies,  tune  in  your  local  NBC 
station  daily  at  7:15  eastern  standard  time,  for  this  top 
entertainment    sponsored   by   Horlicks. 

GENERALLY  speaking,  the  proverb  is  wrong.  The 
course  of  true  love  does  run  smooth,  barring  a  few 
slight  ruts  and  bumps.  But  every  now  and  then 
a  case  comes  along  that  sends  true  love  jolting  its  way  over 
a  series  of  thank-ye-ma'ams  that  would  shake  the  rear  teeth 
out  of  a  hippopotamus,  and  when  this  happens  it  looks  as  if 
the  proverb  writer  knew  what  he  was  talking  about. 

Take  the  case,  for  instance,  of   Lum   Edwards,   whose 
quandary  had  Robert  Benchley's  beat  a  mile. 

Pine  Ridge  lay  breathing  heavily  under  a  July  sun,  try- 
ing to  rest  up  after  Evalena  Adams'  wedding.     In  a  comer 
of  the  Jot  'Em  Down  store  Abner  Peabody  and  Grand- 
pappy  Sears  were  playing  checkers  on  the  cracker  barrel. 
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A  tumblebug  pushed  its  whiskers  up  through  a  crack  in 
the  floor  and  gazed  wistfully  at  Abner.    Grandpappy  shifted 
his  stance,  squinted  for  better  accuracy,  and  the  bug  van- 
ished in  a  flood  of  tobacco  juice. 
"Where's  Lum?"  Grandpappy  asked. 
Abner  rescued  his  hand  from  the  pickle  jug,  jumped  two 
of  Grandpappy's  Kings,  and  frowned. 
"That's  jest  what  I  been  sittin'  here  wonderin',"  he  said. 
Grandpappy  voiced  the  thought  he  and  Abner  had  been 
sharing  silently  for  the  past  half  hour.    "Maybe  he  jest  go' 
to  feelin'  so  bad  over  Evalener  gettin'  married  that  he  jest 
never  wanted  to  see  nobody." 

Abner  nodded  and  abstractedly  let  Grandpappy  take  back 
a  play  that  would  have  lost  him  the  game.  It  really  *aS 
beginning  to  worry  Abner.  The  wedding  had  been  Satur- 
day night.  Here  it  was  Wednesday  and  he  hadn't  see" 
Lum  since  the  third  piece  of  wedding  cake.  A  man  get 
that  way,  he  supposed,  when  the  girl  he's  been  courting  »v 
years  up  and  marries  a  rival  from  the  next  town  on  the  nrs 
proposal.  Still,  it  wasn't  like  Lum  to  stay  away  this  W 
without  at  least  coming  in  for  a  checker  game.  He  said  so- 


It  hain't  like  Lum,  Grandpap.    He  knew  there  was  some 

cake  left." 

"When'd  you  first  miss  him?" 
hi     k  !i  thought   several   minutes,   gazing   down    the  sun 
Dieacned  main  street,  watching  little  dust  eddies  swirl  past 
tie  doorway. 

A  ^°Z  y°U  mention  il>  I  hain't  seen  him  since  the  weddin'." 
Dirt!  thou8ht  struck  him  and  he  put  down  a  new 

ri„h  e  u"touched:   "You  know,  Grandpap— he  broke  down 
r'ght  after  the  ceremony." 
N°!    ejaculated  Grandpap. 

abouft m0m'  he  did'"  replied  Abner-    "'  cou,d  te"  he  was 
he  «,,       ^  '  follered  him  back  there  on  the  back  porch  and 

••weicr,yi(n',likeababy-" 

serious'.'  kn°w!"  Grandpappy  snorted.    "Begins  to  look 

ing  hendfaF!Py.nad  said  the  one  thing  Abner  had  been  hop- 

st0re  andh       ■'    ,lt  WaS  C00'  nere  in  the  Jot    Em  D°Wn 
side  to  k        dldn't  have  to  look  at  the  thermometer  out- 

really  J ,  n°w  lf  was   1 10  in  the  sun.     A  man  Lum's  age 

nouldn't  need  looking  after,  and  ordinarily  Abner 


would  have  been  the  last  to  do  the  looking.    But  he  couldn't 
forget  what  Katherine  Colvert  had  told  him  yesterday. 

He  didn't  like  Katherine  Colvert,  any  more  than  most  of 
the  other  worthy  Pine  Ridge  citizens  did.  To  begin  with, 
she  was  a  new  school  teacher,  and  naturally  an  object  of 
suspicion  for  that  reason.  But  when  it  became  apparent 
that  she  was  setting  her  cap  for  all  the  eligible  men  in  town, 
town  sentiment  went  solidly  against  her.  And  to  Abner  it 
seemed  that  most  of  her  cap-setting  had  been  done  in  the 
direction  of  the  unsuspecting  Lum. 

"1  wouldn't  worry,"  he  explained  to  Grandpappy,  "but 
that  Katherine  Colvert  called  me  up  yestiddy  and  ast  me 
where  Lum  was  at.  Said  he  was  supposed  to  meet  'er  at 
the  county  seat  and  he  never  showed  up.  She  had  to  ketch  a 
ride  with  Luther  Phillips  and  his  ole  worman." 

Grandpappy  couldn't  think  of  anything  to  reply,  so  he 
just  shook  his  head  dolefully,  and  the  game  continued  in 
silence.  The  tumblebug  came  back,  and  was  just  about  to 
receive  another  bath  when  he  was  saved  by  the  arrival  of 
Dick  Huddleston,  who  shuffled  in  out  of  the  heat. 
"Mornin'."  he  boomed. 

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"Hain't  see  nuthin'  of  Lum  this  mornin',  have  you?" 
Abner   and  Grandpappy  said  in   a  nicely  timed  duet. 

"Don't   b'lieve    I   have." 

Abner  knew  suddenly  that  nobody  in  Pine  Ridge  would 
have  seen  the  missing  Lum.  Lum  had  really  gone,  van- 
ished into  thin  air.    He  sighed  and  left  his  seat. 

"Let's  go,"  he  said. 

"Where?"  Grandpappy  objected. 

"To  find   Lum." 

"Where's  that?" 

ABNER,  starting  toward  the  screen  door,  grimaced  his 
annoyance.     Just  then   the  door  opened  once  more 
and  Cedric  Weehunt  came  in. 

"Has  Mr.  Lum  got  back  yit?"  Cedric  asked. 

Faint  hope  stirred  in  Abner.     "Back  from  where?" 

"I  dunno,"  Cedric  said.  "Wherever  it  was  he  went,  I 
reckon." 

Abner  grabbed  Cedric's  blue-denim-clad  arm.  "But  how 
you  know  he  went  anywheres?" 

Cedric  shuffled  his  feet  so  as  to  bring  his  right  toe  into 
view,  and  then  gazed  at  it  fixedly.  "Got  me  to  feed  his 
stock  and  milk  his  cow  fer  him.  I  allowed  as  he  was 
goin'  somewheres." 

Grandpappy 's  chair  crashed  down  to  sit  squarely  on 
all  four  legs,  knocking  over  the  checker  board.  But  Abner 
paid  no  attention. 

"You  talk  to  Lum?"  he  asked  eagerly. 

"Yes  mom.  Said  he  was  goin'  to  want  me  to  look  arter 
rhe  stock  fer  him.  'N  then  he  walked  away." 

"Didn't  he  say  when  he  was  corn- 
in'  back?" 

"No  mom,  jest  told  me  to  tell 
nuthin'."  Cedric  paused  dramati- 
cally. "Takened  his  shot  gun  with 
him,  too." 

"Sho!"  Grandpappy  said  in  re- 
lief. "Lum's  jest  gone  huntin'." 

"Fer  three  days!"  Abner  snorted. 
"No  sir,  not  Lum.  I'm  goin'  to  call 
the  sheriff." 

It  can't  fairly  be  said  that  Pine 
Ridge  seethed  with  excitement,  but 
it  did  vibrate  gently  as  word  grad- 
ually got  around  that  Lum  Edwards  was  missing.  The  Jot 
'Em  Down  checker  games  became  fewer  and  fewer  as  the 
boys  wandered  up  and  down  the  main  street  exchanging 
glances  and  suspicions.  The  consensus  of  opinion  took 
only  a  day  to  form.  It  was  that  something  mighty  funny 
had  happened. 

The  sheriff  said  he  thought  Lum's  heart  had  been  broken 
and  that  he'd  gone  into  the  woods  and  quietly  shot  him- 
self. A  good  many  of  the  local  observers  held  the  same 
opinion.  A  few  others  thought  he  might  have  gone  to 
South  America.  Only  Abner  and  Grandpappy  had  any 
hope  for  his  return  and  even  they  had  their  doubts.  Proof 
enough  of  that  when  they  put  up  a  reward  of  a  hundred 
dollars  for  Lum's  return. 

A  week  dragged  by,  seven  long  days  in  which  Abner 
scoured  the  hills  on  the  four  sides  of  Pine  Ridge,  his  temper 
getting  shorter  and  shorter.  Abner  wasn't  temperamentally 
suited  for  the  kind  of  action  that  required  tramping  up 
and  down  in  the  woods. 

His  optimism  died  out  completely  on  the  day  he  finally 
organized  a  search  party  and  then  found  himself  the  only 
one  who  hadn't  gone  squirrel  hunting  instead.  He  was 
ready  to  order  a  simple  memorial  stone  the  afternoon  he 
and  Grandpappy  dragged  the  winding  hole  and  Grandpappy 
complained  because  they  hadn't  caught  a  single  catfish. 

Until  one  day  .  .  . 

Abner  and  Grandpappy  were  sitting  at  the  counter  of 
the  T-Bone  Tooter  lunch  room,  sniffing  the  aroma  of  frying 
steak.     Even  if  hope  rose  no  more,  hunger  was  still  with 

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Meet  These  Two  Cronies 
Again  Next  Month  in  the 
Rib  Tickling  Conclusion 
To  Their  Mis-Adventures 


them.  Abner,  looking  oat  the  window,  saw  a  lone  figure 
appear  in  the  dusk.-  He  looked  twice.,  for  the  figure  was 
running  at  top  speed.  In  Pine  Ridge  you  only  run  when 
the  town  is  burning  or  your  great-grandmother's  ghost  has 
come  back. 

It   was   Cedric.     He   hurled   himself   through    the  lunch 
room    door   and   up   to    the   counter. 
"They  found  him!"  he  panted.    "They  found  Mr.  Lum!" 
Abner  choked  down  his  roll   and   leaped  off  the  stool. 
"Where?      Where's    he    at?" 

"I  dunno  where  he's  at  now,  but  Jim  Withers  is  in  town 
and  said  he  seen  him  over  at  Waldron  yestiddy." 

Grandpappy  wiped  his  moustache.  "Now  what  in  tarna- 
tion was  he  doin'  over  there?" 

"Jim  never  knowed  he  was  lost — said  he  talked  with 
Lum  a  minit  at  the  fillin'  station." 

The  shrill,  insistent  ringing  of  the  telephone  interrupted 
Abner's  further  queries.  He  jerked  the  receiver  off  the  hook. 
"Hello,"  he  shouted.  "Yes,  this  is  him.  Oh  hello, 
Sheriff,  glad  you  called.  Jim  Withers  says  he  seen  Lum 
yestiddy  over  in  Waldron.  .  .  .  Huh?  .  .  .  You  have?  He 
is?      Fer   the   land   sakes,    jest    a   minit." 

He  turned  a  blank  face  to  his  listeners.  "Sheriff  says 
he's  located  Lum,  says  he's  in  a  hospital  in  the  state  of 
Amnesia." 

"State  of  Amnesia,"  mused  Grandpappy,   attacking  his 

steak,  which  had  just  arrived.  "Where  in  the  world's  that?" 

"Dunno.  never  heard  tell  of  it  before,"  Abner  replied. 

He  picked  up  the  receiver  again.     "Hey,   Sheriff,  where- 

about's  that  State  of  Amnesia?  .  .  .  Oh  .  .  .  You're  sure  it's 

him?  Well,  we'll  be  there  jest  as 
quick  as  we  can.  Much  obliged. 
Sheriff." 

He  returned  to  the  stool  and  his 
cooling  steak.  "We  gotta  go  to  the 
county  seat,  Grandpap." 
"What's  the  matter  now?" 
"Well,  the  sheriff  musta  been 
mixed  up  hisself.  Now  he  says 
Lum's  in  a  hospital  at  the  county 
seat." 

And   so   Lum   was.     The   Sheriff 

had  been  right  in  both  cases.  Lum 

was  in  the  county  hospital.    He  was 

also  in  the  State  of  Amnesia.    Lum,  in  short,  was  found,  but 

he  might  as  well  have  stayed  missing;  for  Lum's  memory 

had  left  him. 

HE  shook  hands  with  Abner  and  Grandpappy,  but  ob- 
viously he  didn't  recognize  them.  He  didn't  recognize 
Pine  Ridge,  either,  when  they  took  him  back  there.  Physi- 
cally, Lum  was  as  good  as  ever,  but  mentally,  he  was  a  blank. 

The  day  after  his  return  to  Pine  Ridge  his  friends  gath- 
ered in  the  Jot  'Em  Down  store  to  discuss  matters.  Grand- 
pappy stuck  to  the  idea  that  they  ought  to  get  him  a  good 
doctor,  but  Dick  Huddleston  held  that  there  was  nothing 
a  doctor  could  do,  and  Abner  agreed. 

"Jest  be  kind  to  him  and  keep  him  in  sight  o'  folks  and 
places  he  knows,"  Abner  said. 

They  looked  up  to  see  Lum  moseying  aimlessly  down 
the  plank  sidewalk.  He'd  have  gone  past  the  store  if 
Abner  hadn't  gone  out  and  brought  him  in.  Hopefully 
Abner  sat  him  down  in  front  of  his  old  desk,  but  after 
looking  at  it  fixedly  for  a  minute  or  so,  Lum  only  said. 
"It's  orful  dirty." 

Abner  scratched  his  head,  at  a  loss  what  to  do  next. 

"Let's  talk  to  him  about  the  things  he  used  to  do," 
suggested  Grandpappy.  "Maybe  that'd  bring  his  memory 
back." 

"Sure,"  boomed  Dick  Huddleston.  "Send  him  over  to 
Mose  Moots.    Mose  can  talk  faster'n  anybody  I  know  of." 

So  they  packed  Lum  off  to  Mose  Moots,  the  barber,  who 
had    been    cutting    Lum's    hair    (Continued   on   page    54) 


WORDS  WITH  WING 


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Here,  for  the  First  Time,  Is  Im- 
prisoned in  Print  the  Wisdom  of 
Radio's  Spoken  Word  That  Would 
Otherwise  be  Lost  to  Us  Forever 


WE  older  people  are  so  apt,  I  think,  to  want  to 
keep  our  girls  young.  I  know  that  it  is  a  great 
thing  if  we  can  keep  youth  and  simplicity  but 
real  growing-up  means  an  ability  to  understand  life 
round  about  us,  and  that,  I  do  not  think,  we  want  to 
keep  away  from  our  children,  girls  or  boys,  too  long. 
I  have  always  felt  that  when  we  did  that,  we  placed 
them  in  the  position  of  coming  to  maturity  without 
having  had  proper  experience  and  knowledge  before- 
hand. ...  I  think  we  should  see  to  it  that  children  de- 
velop as  their  ages  make  it  appropriate  for  them  to 
leam  about  their  community — which  will  make  growing 
up  a  really  interesting  piece  of  work,  will  bring  them 
to  a  better  citizenship  when  they  are  actually  ready  to 
assume  their  responsibilities. 
— Mrs.  F.  D.  Roosevelt,  in  a  CBS  talk. 

THE  force  for  peace  is  the  greatest  force  in  the 
world.  It  is  far  greater  than  that  of  the  anarchy 
of  brute  force.  Let  there  be  an  unofficial  organi- 
zation of  the  great  masses  of  people,  so  that  they 
can  use  that  force  in  a  great  wave  of  mass  indig- 
nation against  an  aggressor  nation.  No  nation  can 
for  long  stand  against  the  united  condemnation  of 
the  world.  Nations  are  greatly  dependent  upon 
each  other  for  their  trade  and  other  relations,  and 
from  a  practical  standpoint,  no  nation  could  afford 
to  be  put  into  Coventry  by  the  world.  There  is  the 
answer  to  how  to  prevent  war — and  it  can  be  done 
without  bloodshed. 

— Rear  Admiral  Richard  E.  Byrd,  on  CBS 
Hobby  Lobby. 

A  BARN  YARD  with  cackling  geese  and  grunting 
pigs  doesn't  sound  like  much  of  a  party  to  a 
fanner.  But  it  panicked  a  social  gathering  in  New 
York  City,  and  last  winter  in  Palm  Beach,  the  hit  of 
the  season  was  a  corned  beef  and  cabbage  supper  in  a 
dingy  back  room.  So  giving  a  party  doesn't  mean  in- 
vesting in  a  lot  of  expensive  favors  and  decorations. 
It  just  means  having  fun  as  simply  as  possible.  If 
you  have  a  wedding  anniversary  coming  on  why  not 
try  asking  your  friends  to  come  in  the  costume  they 
wore  at  their  own  weddings?  It's  bound  to  be  funny. 
.  .  .  Another  amusing  party  can  be  arranged  with  mar- 
bles and  tin  pie  plates.  Sit  on  the  floor  and  place  a 
small  bowl  filled  with  marbles  and  a  spoon  in  front  of 
each  guest.  You  put  a  pie  plate  on  your  head  and 
ladle  the  marbles  out  one  at  a  time,  out  of  the  bowl 
and  into  the  pie  plate.  The  one  who  is  able  to  keep 
the  most  marbles  on  his  head  gets  a  prize. 

— Selma  Robinson,  poet  and  short  story  writer, 
talking  on  the  CBS  Heinz  Magazine  of  the  Air. 
{Continued  on  page  57) 


YOU'VE    COT    TO    BE 


Editor's  Hint  To  Unknowns:  If  You 
Want  People  To  Admire  Your  Talent 
First  Let  Them  Admire  Your  Looks 


An  all  important  rule  in 
getting  your  ability  pub- 
licized is  to  find  a  good 
photographer  as  did  Don- 
na Mae,  above,  singer  in 
the  Frankie  Masters  band. 


Another  smart  way  to  open 
an  editor's  eyes  is  pos- 
ing in  a  costume  such  as 
this  South  Seas  ensemble, 
worn  so  effectively  by 
NBC's  Mary  Ellen  Herriclc. 


San  Francisco,  too,  has  its 
candidates  for  this  page — 
Left,  Natalie  Park  chose 
a  Grecian  dancing  robe  in 
which  to  be  so  fetching 
no    editor    could    resist. 


Editor's  Note:  Your  holiday  present  from  Phil 
Baker  and  Radio  Mirror  is — laughter!  Presenting  a 
special  Yuletide  Readio-broadcast,  starring  the  Good 
Gulf  comedian — Beetle,  the  most  cynical  ghost  in  the 
world — Bottle,  the  bewildered  butler — Patsy  Kelly,  the 
temperamental  terror — and  Oscar  Bradley's  orchestra. 
It's  all  based  on  material  supplied  by  Phil  himself, 
blended  into  one  of  those  hilarious  Sunday-evening 
shows.   Listen!  It's  starting! 

Announcer:  Good  Gulf!  Here  comes  the  Great  Amer- 
ican Trouper — Phil  Baker! 

{And  we  hear  Oscar  Bradley's  orchestra  playing  that 
familiar  theme  song  "Rollin   Along.") 

Announcer:  Stop  the  music!  Stop  everything!  For  to- 
night's a  big  night  for  Phil  Baker — he's  giving  his  big 
Christmas  party.    Here  he  is  in  his  apartment,  with  Bottle. 

Phil:  (He  thinks  he's  singing.)  For  I'm  a  jolly  good 
fellow,  I'm  a  jolly  good  fellow,  I'm  a  jolly  good  fellow, 
which  nobody  can  deny.  (The  telephone  rings.)  Answer 
the  phone.  Bot. 

Bottle:  (In  a  hurt  voice.)  I  can't  do  two  things  at 
once,  Mr.  Baker;  you  know,  I'm  shaving  you. 

Phil:    Oh,  so  that's  what  you're  doing.    All  right, 
paste    my    ear   back   on    and    I'll    answer    it    my- 
self .  .  .  Hello,  Phil  Baker  on  this  end.     Who's 
eating  garlic  on  the  other  end?  ...  Oh  ...  . 
Bottle,  it's  the  caterer. 

Bottle:     I  don't  understand,  sir. 

Phil:    The  caterer!    Look,  Bot,  last 
time  we  had  a  party,  who  supplied 
the  food? 

Bottle:     Er  .  .  .  The  Salva- 
tion Army. 

Phil:     Nice  work,   Bot 
tie,    have    you    still    got 
that     razor     in     your 
hand? 

Bottle:     Yes,  sir. 

Phil:      Well,    hold    it 
your  throat  and  sneeze 
not   you,    Mr.   Caterer. 
Bottle.      His    head    didn't    take    up    the 
option  on  his  brains  ....  Sure,  send  up 
plenty  of  food  for  everybody.     G'bye  .... 
Bottle,  tonight,  in  keeping  with  the  Christmas 
spirit,  I'm  going  to  open  my  bag  of  tricks  and 
tell  a  couple  of  Santa  Claus  jokes. 

Bottle:  Really,  sir?    What  are  Santa  Claus  jokes? 

Beetle:     The  same  ones  he  tells  every  Sunday — 
the  ones  with  long  whiskers  on  them. 

Phil:  (In  disgust.)  Oh,  there  he  goes— Beetle,  the  hole 
in  the  Christmas  stocking. 

Beetle:      Well,    I'll    be    darned! 

Phil:  Incidentally,  Bottle,  did  you 
mail   those  Christmas  cards? 

Bottle:  Oh,  Mr.  Baker,  I  saved 
you  a  lot  of  money.  When  nobody 
was  looking  I  tiptoed  out  to  the  mail 
box  and  snuck  them  in  without  any 
stamps. 

Phil:  Bottle,  another  trick  like 
that  and  I'll  hide  your  red  flannel 
underwear. 

Bottle:  Oh,  Mr.  Baker,  then 
how  will  you  play  Santa  Claus? 

Phil:  That's  very  cute,  my  wacky 
lackey.  I  should  take  down  the 
stocking  and  hang  you  up  instead. 

Bottle:  Very  good,  sir.  May  I 
ask  where  the  banquet  is  being  held? 

Phil:     In  the  Palm  Room. 

Bottle:  I  say,  Mr.  Baker,  why 
do  they  call  it  the  Palm  Room? 


Beetle:    Because  everyone  is  going  to  be  potted! 

Phil:    That's  more  like  it,  Beetle — nice  clean  fun. 
that  better  than  heckling  me  all  the  time? 

Beetle:     Yes,  Baker,  I  want  to  take 
back  all  the  nasty  things  I've  said 
about  you  this  year. 

Phil:    Why?    Are  you  sorry? 

Beetle:    (Letting  him  have 
it  on  the  chin.)  No — I  want 
to  use  them  again  next 
year! 

Bottle:    (Loyally 
coming      to      the 
rescue,    as    usu- 
al.) Oh,  Bee- 
tle,   you 
scamp, 

o  u 


Isn't 


against 
...  No, 
It   was    just 


PHIL    BAKER 

PATSY    KELLY 

BOTTLE    AND 

BEETLE 


.  .  er  .  .  .  .  you. . . 

Beetle  :    How  about  scalawag? 

Bottle:     Oh,  thanks,  Beetle. 

Phil:  Go  to  it,  Bottle,  leave  no  word 
unturned.     Meantime,    I'm   going   to 
make  out  my  Christmas  list  .... 
I^^^M  Let's  see — I  think  I'll  get  a  box 

of  goodies  for  my  cousins. 
Bottle:     Assorted   nuts? 
Phil:     They  certainly 
are.     And  I  can't  for- 
get    my     dear    old 
Dad.  Bottle,  what 
would  you  give 
father    of 
seventy? 
Beetle: 
First 


prize  in  the  Canadian  Stork  Race. 

Phil:     Quiet,  numbskull.     And  now  for  my  dear  wife. 
Bottle,  I'd  like  to  give  her  something  that  will  warm  her 
heart. 
Bottle:     How  about  a  mustard  plaster? 
Phil:     Oh,  you  don't  understand.     I  think  I'll  take  her 
out  to  a  swell  night-club,  this  Christmas.     You  know.  m\ 
wife  gave  up  Robert  Taylor  to  marry  me. 
Bottle:     How  romantic,  sir. 

Phil:     Yes,  and  now  I  want  to  show  her  my  apprecia- 
tion.   Bot,  where  do  you  think  I  ought  to  take  her*' 
Beetle:     To  a  brain  specialist! 

Bottle:    Oh,  isn't  he  awful,  Mr.  Baker?    Beetle,  you  .  .  . 
you,  hero,  you  handsome  man,  you  Clark  Gable  .... 
Phil:     Hey,  Bottle,  what  are  you  saying? 
Bottle:    Forgive  me,  sir,  I  was  talking  to  myself. 
Phil:      (Briskly;   no   more  of   this   nonsense   for   him.) 
Bottle,  my  guests  will  soon  arrive  and  I'm  not  even  dressed 
yet.    Quick,  where's  my  tie? 
Bottle:    Around  your  neck. 
Phil:     Never   mind.    I'll   find    it   myself.    Where's   my 
collar" 

Bottle:     Do  you  want  your  turned-down  collar, 
sir? 

Phil:      What    do    you    mean,     turned-down 
collar? 

Beetle:    It's  been  turned  down  by  every 
laundry  in  town! 

Phil:    All  right,  wise  guy.    Here  I'm 
trying  to  get  dressed  and  I'm  up  to 
my  neck  in  collar  gags.    Come  on, 
Bot,    help   me   make    my    bow- 
tie. 

Bottle:     Very  well,  sir; 

just  lie  down  on  the  floor. 

Phil:     Lie  down  on  the 

floor?    Bottle,  where  did  you 

ever  learn  to  make  a  bow-tie? 

Bottle:     I  used  to  work  for 

an  undertaker. 

Phil:      Bottle,    if    nationality    was 
decided    according   to   brains,   you'd    be 
the  man  without  a  country.  Now,  where's 
my  suit. 

Bottle:    Oh,  Mr.  Baker,  it's  a  sad  story.     I 
gave  it  away  to  an  old  man. 
Phil:     What!     My  only  suit? 
Bottle:   Oh,   forgive  me,   sir,   but   he  was   crying. 
Phil:    He  was  crying? 

Bottle:     Yes  sir — "Old  clothes,  old  shoes,  old  rags—" 
Phil:    Oooooooooooooooo ! 

(And  Oscar  Bradley's  orchestra 
comes  to  the  rescue,  playing  "Harbor 
Lights"  until  Phil's  guests  have  ar- 
rived and  he's  borrowed  an  old  suit 
of  Bottle's.  Then  we  hear  the  sounds 
of  the  party — and  judging  from  them, 
it's  some  party!  Why  wine  is  running 
like   Stepin    Fetchit!      Listen!) 

Announcer:  Attention!  Attention 
everybody!  Here  comes  our  host — 
Phil  Baker!  Oscar,  play  something 
appropriate. 

Oscar:   What'll  I  play? 

Beetle:  (The  death's  head  at  the 
feast,  as  usual,  and  the  skeleton  that 
won't  stay  in  the  closet.)  Play 
"Lookie,  Lookie,  Lookie  —  Here 
Conies  Cockeye!" 

Phil:  Thank  you — thank  you.  (The 
din  subsides.)  Lend  me  your  ears! 
Lend  me  your  ears! 


V 


Editor's  Note:  Your  holiday  present  from  Phil 
Baker  and  Radio  Mirror  is-laughter!  Presenting  a 
special  Yuletide  Readio-broadcast,  starring  the  Oooa 
Gull  comedian— Beetle,  the  most  cynical  ghost  m  the 
world— Bottle,  the  bewildered  butler-Patsy  Kelly,  the 
temperamental  terror-and  Oscar  Bradley's  orchestra 
It's  all  based  on  material  supplied  by  Phil  himsel], 
blended  into  one  of  those  hilarious  Sunday-evening 
shows.  Listen!  It's  starting! 

Announcer:  Good  Gulf!  Here  comes  the  Great  Amer- 
ican Trouper— Phil  Baker! 

(And  we  hear  Oscar  Bradley's  orchestra  playing  that 
familiar  theme  song    'Rollin    Along") 

Announcer:  Stop  the  music!  Stop  everything!  bor  to- 
night's a  big  night  for  Phil  Baker— he's  giving  his  big 
Christmas  party.    Here  he  is  in  his  apartment,  with  Bottle 

Phil:  (He  thinks  he's  singing.)  For  I'm  a  jolly  good 
fellow,  I'm  a  jolly  good  fellow,  I'm  a  jolly  good  fellow, 
which  nobody  can  deny.  (The  telephone  rings.)  Answer 
the  phone.  Bot. 

Bottle:     (In  a  hurt  voice.)     I  can't  do  two  things 
once,  Mr.  Baker;  you  know,  I'm  shaving  you. 

Phil:    Oh,  so  that's  what  you're  doing.    All  right, 
paste   my   ear   back   on    and    I'll    answer    it    my- 
seli  .   Hello,   Phil   Baker  on   this  end.     Who's 

eating  garlic  on  the  other  end?  .  .  .  Oh  .... 
Bottle,   it's  tin-  caterer. 

Bom  i  :     I  don't  understand,  sir. 

Phil:     ["he  caterer!    Look,  Bot,  last 
time  we  had  a  party,  who  supplied 
the  food? 

Both i ■ :     In        .1  he  Salva- 
tion Army. 

Phil:     Nice  work,    Bot- 
tle,   have    you    si  ill    got  ^F 

X 


Rpftle     Because  everyone  is  going  to  be  potted! 

p  That's  more  like  it,  Beetle-nice  clean  fun.    Isn't 

that  Tetter  than  heckling  me  all  the  time? 
^Beetle:  Yes,  Baker,  I  want  to  take 
back  all  the  nasty  things  I've  sa.d 
about  you  this  year. 

Phil     Why?    Are  you  sorry? 

Beetle:   (Letting  him  have 
it  on  the  chin.)  No— I  want 
to  use  them  again  next 
year! 

Bottle:    (Loyally  ^, 

coming      to      the  \^" 

rescue,   as   usu-  AT 

al.)  Oh,  Bee-  % 

tie,  you 
scamp, 
you 


.  .  er  . 
Beetle 
Bottle 


•  •  you. . . 

How  about  scalawag? 

Oh,  thanks,  Beetle. 

Phil:  Go  to  it,  Bottle,  leave  no  word 
i  unturned.     Meantime,    .'m   g"ng    o 

&ri  m1ke  °Ut  my  Christ™s  list 

P-W  Lets  see-I  think  I'll  get  a  b^ 

M  A  of  goodies  for  my  cousins 

r        AY  Bottle:    Assorted   nuts? 

Phil:     They  certainly 
are     And  I  can't  for- 
get    my    dear    old 
Dad.  Bottle,  what 
would  you  give 
^k  a    father    of 

^^W  seventy? 


<< 


Beetle: 
First 


o> 


in     youi 


that      razor 
hand? 

Urn  in       Yes,  sir. 

Phil:     Well,    hold    ii 
your  throat  and  sneeze 
not   you.  Mr.  Caterer 
Bottle.      His    head    didn't 


against 

.   .  .  No, 
It    was    |iist 

lake    up    the 


Option  mi  his  brains  ....  Sun-,  send  up 
plenty  ol  food  lor  everybody.    G'bye  .... 
Bottle,  tonight,  in  keeping  with  the  Christmas 
spirit,  I'm  going  to  open  my  bag  of  tricks  and 
tell  a  couple  of  s.mta  Claus  jokes, 

BOTTLE:  Really,  sir?     What  arc  Santa  Claus  jokes? 

Beetle:     The  same  ones  he  tells  every  Sunday — 
the  ones  with  long  whiskers  on  them. 

Phii      (Iii  disgust  )    Oh,  there  he  goes— Beetle,  the  hole 
m  tin'  Christmas  stocking 

Beetle:     Well,   I'll   be   darned! 

Phil:  Incidentally,  Bottle,  diet  you 
mail  those  Christmas  cards 

BOTTLI  :     Oh.    Mr.    Baker.    I    saved 

you  ,i  lot  oi  money.    When  nol 

was  looking  I  tiptoed  out  to  the  ni.u 
box  ami  snuck  them  in  withoul  anj 
stamps 

Phii  Bottle,  another  trick  like 
thai  and  I'll  hide  your  red  flannel 
linden- 

BOTTLE:  Oh.  Mr.  Baker,  then 
how  will   von  play  Santa  Clau 

Phii  :   that's  ver)  cute,  my  wacky 

lackey.  1  should  lake  down  the 
stocking  and  hang  von  up  instead 

'*'"  od,   sir.      M.iy    I 

ask  where  the  banquet  is  being  held' 

Phil:    In  the  Palm  Room. 

Bottle:  I  say,  Mr.  Baker,  win 
do  they  call  it  the  Palm  Roo 


Roll  Up  the  Rugs  for  o 


PHIL    BAKER 

PATSY    KELLY 

50TTLE    AND 

BEETLE 


Holiday  Readio-Broad- 

sf  While  Phil  Baker 

Plays  Santa  Claus  With 

m 
a  Pack  Full  of  Laughs 


Pr£|1iB  *?  C^an  Stork  Race. 

Bom      .'dQb^nSkn"-     A"V-   '-   -'   dear   witc 
heart.  ^  her  »mething  that  will   warm  her 

PhmU  n,"OW  about  a  mustari1  Poster? 

out  to  a  ^Z^t^     '  think  ni  ^  '"' 
wile  gave  up  Rnb;r    r     i  (hns,n,as-     Vou  know.  ro, 

Be,™ ,     1 .        n  '  avlor  U)  marrv  me. 

HOTTu  .     How  romantic.  s„ 

•■£:;^iis:x^-"'" 

f^Z         A?  a  bra,n  sPe«alist! 

vonH         0h;  ,sn''  he  a«'ul.  Mr.  Baker ?     Beetle   vou 

Phi,       .r  br?ndf>n,e  m;ln'  >'""  a»*  Gabl 
££■    He&  B.ottle.  *««  are  you  saying: 

IL.      (Briskly.    n0    morc   of    „       „„„,;.    ,        , 

JpaKaavs,-*" *~-W3 

Bottle  :    Around  your  neck 
c<,|Ph'L:     Never  mind,    I'll   find    ,,    myself    ^^    ^ 

Bottle:     Do  you  want  your  turned-down  collar, 

collar     Wha<     l'"     V<>"     mt'",n'     lUrned-d°w" 

/Al  Bun,       It's  been  turned  down  by  every 

r^  laundry  in  town! 

J         ^  Phil:    All  right,  wise  guy.     Here  I'm 

,r>-'ng  to  get  dressed  and  I'm  up  to 
my  neck  in  collar  gags     Come  on, 
Bot,    help    me    make    my    bow 
tie. 

Bonn  :      Vcn    well,   sir. 
just  lie  down  on  the  ftooi 

Phii  :    I  je  down  on  tin 

floor?     Bottle,  where  did  vou 
ever  learn   to  make  a   bow  i, 
Bonn:      1    used    to   work    foi 
an  undertaker. 

Phil:     Bottle,    if   nationality    was 
deckled    according    to    brains,    you'd    be 
the  man  without   a  country.   Now.  wh, 
mj  suit. 

Bottli  :    Oh.  Mr.  Baker,  it's  a  sad  slorv      I 
gave  it  away  to  an  old  man 
Phil:     What!    My  only  suit 
Bottle:   Oh,   forgive   me.   sir.   but   he  was  crvine 
Phil:    He  was  crying- 

Bottle:     Yes  sir— "Old  clothes,  old  shoes,  old  rag 
Phil:    Oooooooooooooooo ' 

(And    Oscar     Bradley's     orchestra 
^^^^^^  comes  to  the  rescue,  playing  "llarb,>r 

Lights"  until  Phils  guests  have  ar- 
rived and  he's  borrowed  an  old  suit 
of  Bottle's.  Then  we  hear  the  sound*, 
of  the  party— and  judging  from  them, 
it's  some  party!  Why  wine  is  running 
like   Stepm   hetchit'     Listen!) 


A 


V. 


Announcer:     Attenlion!  Attention 
everybody!     Here  comes  our  ha 
Phil    Baker1     Oscar,   play    something 
appropriate. 

Oscar:    What'll  I  play? 

BEETLE:  (The  deaths  head  at  the 
feast,  as  usual,  and  the  skeleton  that 
won't  stay  in  the  closet.)  PIay 
"Lookie,  Lookie,  Lookie  —  Here 
Comes  Cockeye!" 

Phil:  Thank  you— thank  you.  (The 
din  subsides.)  Lend  me  your  ears' 
I. end  me  your  ears' 


RADIO     MIRROR 


Everybody:  Why? 

Phil:  We  need  handles  for  the  tea  cups. 

Everybody:  Never  mind  that — let's  eat!  (And  they 
pitch  in  noisily.)  I'm  hungry.  ...  I  want  spinach.  .  .  . 
Pass  the  butter.  ...   I  saw  that  first.  .  . 

Phil:  Wait  a  minute,  wait  a  minute.  There's  plenty 
of  food  for  all  of  us.     Bottle,  where  are  th~  waiters? 

Bottle:    Eating. 

Phil:  All  right,  I'll  take  care  of  you.  Where's  my 
chicken  ? 

Bottle:  She  called  up,  sir,  she  can't  come. 

Phil:  You  dope,  I  mean  the  one  with  the  feathers. 

Bottle:  Oh,  the  fan  dancer. 

Patsy  Kelly:  (And  how  she  ever  kept  quiet  this  long 
is  a  mystery.)    I   want  some  roast  ham! 

Beetle:    Throw   Baker   on   the   fire! 

Patsy:  Phil!  1  haven't  got  enough  to  eat.  I  want  a 
pickled    mongoose! 

Phil:  Don't  be  silly,  Patsy.  You  don't  pickle  mongoose. 
You   stuff  it. 

Bottle:  Pardon  me,  sir,  but  you're  both  wrong.  Mon- 
goose is  cooked. 

Phil:  Mongoose  is  cooked?  Who  told  you  mongoose  is 
cooked ? 

Beetle:  Your  sponsor! 

Phil:  Listen  here,  Beetle.  I  don't  want  any  more  re- 
marks like  that.  You  know  very  well  two  big  movie  com- 
panies almost  got  into  a  fight  over  hiring  me.  Samuel 
Goldwyn  and  another  company  wanted  me.  So  I  simply 
tossed  a  coin,  and  now  I'm  making  pictures  for  Goldwyn. 

Bottle:  That's  very  interesting, 
Mr.  Baker,  if  I  may  say  so.  And 
what  was  the  name  of  the  company 
that  lost? 

Beetle:  Samuel  Goldwyn. 

Phil:  All  right,  you  guys,  keep 
picking  on  me.  I  want  you  to  know 
you'll  be  surprised  when  that  pic- 
ture comes  out.  Those  make-up  men 
can  make  anybody  look  handsome. 
A  little  mascara  brings  out  my  eyes. 
A  little  rouge  brings  out  my  cheeks. 
A  little  lipstick  brings  out  my  lips. 

Patsy:  How  interesting!  And 
what  brings  out  your  teeth? 

Beetle:  One  good  sneeze! 

Phil:  After  that  crack   I   don't  know  whether 
to  give  anybody  any  Christmas  presents  at  all. 


Everybody's  Doing  It!  So 
Why  Not  Join  the  Fun  and 
Become  a  Regular  Reader 
of  These  Laugh  Sessions? 


1   ought 
But   I'll 


forgive  and  forget.  Oscar,  play  some  music  while  I  go 
get  into  my  Santa  Claus  costume. 

(Oscar  Bradley  leads  the  orchestra,  playing  "That  Old 
Feeling."  Then  here  comes  Phil  again,  dressed  up  in  a  red 
suit  and  long  white  whiskers.) 

Phil:  Hello,  my  little  pests  .  .  .  er,  I  mean  guests.  Here 
comes  Santa  with  a  bag  full  of  presents.  But  first,  I  want 
to  tell  you  about  the  wonderful  present  Bottle  gave  me.  A 
check  for  five  thousand  dollars!  Where  in  the  world  did 
you  get  so  much  money,  Bottle? 

Bottle:  Why  ...  er  ...  to  tell  the  truth,  Mr.  Baker. 
I  sold  your  family  album! 

Phil:  Five  thousand  dollars  for  my  family  album? 
That's  wonderful,  Bot,  who  bought  it? 

Beetle:  Ripley! 

Phil:  Ummm  ...  I  always  knew  there  was  a  price  on 
my  relatives'  heads,  but  I  never  thought  I'd  collect  it.  But 
now  I'll  give  you  all  your  presents.  Here,  I'll  just  shake 
out    this   sack    and   you    can    all    grab. 

(There's  a  terrific  rattle  of  tin — then  a  shout  from  the 
guests.) 

Everybody:  A  gallon  can  of  Good  Gulf  gas! 

Beetle:  So — they're  paying  him  off  in  trade! 

Phil:  I  don't  care  what  you  or  anyone  else  says.  And 
anyway,    if    I    get   fired    I    can   always   turn   into  a    hotel 


keeper.  Didn't  know  I  owned  a  hotel  in  Florida,  did  you 
folks?  Well,  listen  in  and  I'll  show  you  how  expert  I 
am  at  running  it.     Music,  Oscar. 

(The  band  plays  a  few  bars  of  "There's  a  Small  Hotel." 
Then  we  hear  a  telephone  ringing.) 

Patsy:  Hello?  Hotel  Wishy  Washy,  service  day  and 
night,  we  never  sleep  .  .  .  Oh,  neither  do  you?  How  do 
you  like  your  room,  Miss  Smudgepot?  Oh,  you  like  it,  and 
you're  listening  to  Phil  Baker  on  the  radio? 

Beetle:  Ah,  room  and  bored! 

Patsy:  All  right,  Miss  Smudgepot,  goodbye.  (There's  the 
round  of  a  door  slamming.)  Good  morning,  sir,  close  the 
transom  and  come  in.    Would  you  like  to  register? 

Phil:  Don't  mind  if  I  do.  Umm  Mr.  Phil  Baker,  Hotel 
Wishy  Washy,  room  14D.  Say,  wait  a  minute,  I'm  the 
manager  here. 

Patsy:  Oh,  pardon  me,  I  didn't  recognize  you  without 
your  hand  in  the  cash  register. 

Phil:  Miss  Kelly,  remind  me  to  put  in  a  new  telephone 
switchboard.    The  old  one's  full  of  holes. 

Patsy:  Talking  about  holes,  last  year  we  had  a  nine  hole 
golf  course.    This  year  the  course  has  eighteen  holes. 

Phil:  Oh,  so  we  have  moths,  too!  .  .  .  Here  comes  a  guest, 
Miss  Kelly.  Help  him  off  with  his  trunk  and  wake  up  the 
house  detective.  .  .  .  Good  morning,  my  friend. 

Bottle:  Good  morning. 

Phil:  You've  come  to  the  right  place  for  relaxation.  We 
have  a  beautiful  one-piece  band,  but  they're  learning  to 
play  another  piece. 

Bottle:  When  you  give  me  a  room  remember  I'm  a  fresh 
air  fiend.  I'd  like  a  room  with  a 
bay  window. 

Phil:  Hmmm.  Well,  here's  a  nice 
room  with  a  small  door. 

Bottle:  Very  interesting,  but 
aren't  you  forgetting  my  bay  win- 
dow? 

Phil:  No,  you  can  get  in  side- 
ways. But  whatever  room  you  take, 
sir,  I'm  sure  you'll  be  very  comfort- 
able. 
Bottle:  And  how's  the  food? 
Phil:  Oh,  wonderful,  sir.  See, 
here's  the  menu. 

Bottle:  (Suddenly  changing  his  voice  and  becoming 
stern.)  Aha!  So  I've  caught  you  at  last.  You  may  not  know 
it,  but  I  am  Secret  Agent  six  and  seven-eighths. 

Phil:  Six  and  seven-eighths? 

Bottle  :  Yes,  but  keep  it  under  your  hat.  You  are  violat- 
ing the  Anti-Nudist  Code,  section  420-A-ZVU. 

Phil:  Violating  the  Anti-Nudist  Code? 

Bottle:    Look  at  the  bottom  of  that  menu! 

Phil:  All  right,  I'm  looking.    What  does  it  say? 

Bottle:  "Wishy  Washy  Hotel — never  a  cover"! 

Phil:  Well,  shut  my  mouth! 

Beetle  :  Now  we're  getting  somewhere! 

(As  Phil  is  led  off  to  jail,  the  orchestra  plays  "Rollin 
Along"  once  more — and  Phil's  special  holiday  broadcast  is 
over,  except  for — ) 

Patsy:  This  is  Patsy  Kelly  saying  I  hope  you  all  have  a 
happy  Yuletide. 

Bottle:  This  is  Bottle  saying  "pip  pip"  and  the  compli- 
ments of  the  season. 

Phil:  This  is  Phil  Baker  saying — sincere  greetings  for  a 
joyous  holiday. 

Beetle:  Yeah,  and  this  is  Beetle  saying — A  Merry 
Christmas,  folks. 

Don't  forget  to  tune  in  Phil  Baker  and  the  gang  on  the 
Columbia  network  at  7:30  P.  M.,  E.S.T.,  every  Sunday 
evening — and  in  the  meantime,  watch  for  another  blues- 
chasing  Phil  Baker  Readio-broadcast  in  the  February  issue 
of  Radio  Mirror.  It  will  start  your  New  Year  celebration 
off  with  a  sale  of  laughter! 


26 


LIFE  OF 


By  DON  BECKER 
FICTIONIZED  By  HOPE  HALE 
ILLUSTRATED     By     R.     SISLEY 

FOR   8TNOP8IS    SEE    PAGE  56 

FOR  a  moment  Mary  Sothern  stood  there,  balancing  her 
right  to  escape  from  her  kidnapper,  the  importance  of 
her  perilous   mission   in   Sanders,    against   the   sudden, 
overpowering  impulse  to  save  this  gangster's  life. 

At  her  feet  Max  lay,  pale  under  the  clear  tan  of  his  lean 
cheeks.     Blood  flowed  from  the  outflung  wrist  in  a  steady, 
pulsing  rhythm.     If  she  left  him — 
She  dropped  the  gun  on  the  table.     She  bent  down  and 


Mary's  Happiness  Returns 
As  Beautifully  and  Suddenly 
As  the  Miracle  of  Christmas 


tied  the  towel  around  his  upper  arm — seized  a  knife  from 
the  table,  thrust  its  handle  into  the  knot  and  twisted  it. 
The  blood  lost  its  spurting  rhythm,  lessened  to  a  trickle. 
Quickly  she  bandaged  the  gash  with  her  handkerchief. 

She  was  swabbing  his  face  with  cold  water  when  his  eyes 
opened 

"What — what  is  this?"  he  muttered.  "A  shower  bath'" 
impatiently,  he  tried  to  sit  up,  and  she  helped  him  to  the 
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body is,  now  and  then,  even  if  there's  only  one  chance 
in  a  thousand  of  having  the  dream  come  true.  It's 
one  of  life's  greatest  pleasures  and  the  least  expensive. 

But  here  is  a  contest  that  will  put  your  day  dreams  to 
work  for  some  of  the  grandest  prizes  you  ever  wanted  to 
win.  Lucille  Manners,  beautiful  star  of  the  Cities  Service 
program,  was  the  inspiration,  for  she  is  a  star  who  dreamed 
hard  enough  and  long  enough  to  have  her  dream  come  true 
— a  Cinderella  story  you  can  match,  if  you  have  a  pencil 
and  paper. 

All  you  have  to  do  is  tell  us,  in  fifty  words  or  less,  all 
about  your  most  cherished  castle  in  the  air — the  one  you 
save  for  your  best  moments  of  wild  imagination.  Do  you 
picture  wealth  as  the  thing  you'd  like  most?  ...  A  gold 
mine  or  a  rich  husband?  .  .  .  Fame,  applause,  success  on  the 
stage,  screen,  or  air?  Or  perhaps  your  wish  is  something 
unusual,  something  no  one  else  has  ever  thought  of. 

Lucille  wished  more  than  anything  else  to  be  a  star  of 
radio.  Three  years  ago  she  was  still  a  stenographer  and  still 
dreaming.  Then  her  fairy  godmother  answered  her  wishes 
and,     just    like    Cinderella,    she    found    herself    a    new 


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ing on  your  door,  too.  If  you  can  describe  your  most 
cherished  day-dream  well  enough,  and  if  the  dream  is  thrill- 
ing enough,  you'll  win  a  wonderful  prize. 

Perhaps  you'll  even  win  the  first  prize — a  real  dream  come 
true,  a  trip  to  New  York.  You'll  fly  to  the  city  from  your 
home,  and  back  again,  in  a  luxurious  American  Airlines 
plane,  and  while  you're  there  you'll  spend  a  glorious  three- 
day  week-end  as  the  honored  guest  of  all  the  famous  night 
clubs  and  pleasure  spots  you've  read  about.  Your  Manhat- 
tan headquarters  will  be  a  suite  in  the  Hotel  McAlpin,  in  the 
heart  of  the  world's  most  famous  theatrical  district. 

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table  models.  Three  fine  Gruen  wrist  watches,  worth  from 
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RE  you  a  day  dreamer?    Of  course  you  are— every- 
body is,  now  and  then,  even  if  there's  only  one  chance 
in  a  thousand  of  having  the  dream  come  true.    Its 
one  of  life's  greatest  pleasures  and  the  least  expensive. 

But  here  is  a  contest  that  will  put  your  day  dreams  tc 
work  for  some  of  the  grandest  prizes  you  ever  wanted  to 
win.  Lucille  Manners,  beautiful  star  of  the  Cities  Service 
program,  was  the  inspiration,  for  she  is  a  star  who  dreame 
hard  enough  and  long  enough  to  have  her  dream  come  true 
—a  Cinderella  story  you  can  match,  if  you  have  a  penci 
and  paper.  . 

All  you  have  to  do  is  tell  us,  in  fifty  words  or  less,  ai 
about  your  most  cherished  castle  in  the  air — the  one  you 
save  for  your  best  moments  of  wild  imagination.  Do  y°u 
picture  wealth  as  the  thing  you'd  like  most?  ...  A  6°' 
mine  or  a  rich  husband?  .  .  .  Fame,  applause,  success  on  tn 
stage,  screen,  or  air?  Or  perhaps  your  wish  is  something 
unusual,  something  no  one  else  has  ever  thought  of.  , 

Lucille  wished  more  than  anything  else  to  be  a  star 
radio.    Three  years  ago  she  was  still  a  stenographer  and* 
dreaming.    Then  her  fairy  godmother  answered  her  wisn 
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person.      Presto!    and    Lucille    was    a    brilliant    success, 
proving  that  dreams  do  come  true! 

Now  opportunity— and  the  fairy  godmother— are  knock- 
>ng  on  your  door,  too.  If  you  can  describe  your  most 
cherished  day-dream  well  enough,  and  if  the  dream  is  thrill- 
ing enough,  you'll  win  a  wonderful  prize. 

Perhaps  you'll  even  win  the  first  prize— a  real  dream  come 
true,  a  trip  to  New  York.    You'll  fly  to  the  city  from  your 
°me,  and  back  again,  in  a  luxurious  American  Airlines 
P  ane,  and  while  you're  there  you'll  spend  a  glorious  three- 
ay  week-end  as  the  honored  guest  of  all  the  famous  night 

uns  and  pleasure  spots  you've  read  about.  Your  Manhat- 
hea  t  3f quarters  wil1  be  a  suite  in  the  Hotel  McAlpin,  in  the 

an  of  the  world's  most  famous  theatrical  district, 
tor      J-        are  0ther  P"zes'  to°-    Three  beautiful  RCA-Vic- 
tabl      '°S~°ne  a  cabinet  model,  priced  at  $125,  and  two 
130  6f  m£fels'   Tnree  fine  Gruen  wrist  watches,  worth  from 
sold  °  I       and  ten  dainty  Barbara  Bates  manicure  sets, 

"exclusively  in  New  York  in  a  great  Fifth  Avenue  store. 

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29 


PERSONALITY 


Six  Charming  People  You 


ALWAYS-IN-THE-WRONG  CHARLIE— 
Resident  funny  man  on  Tuesday  night's 
Packard  Mardi  Gras  is  Charlie  But+erworth, 
above.    He's  a  graduate  of  Notre  Dame 


University,  where  he  says  he  was  injured  in 
a  football  game 


-when  he  fell  off  the  bench. 


BEAUTIFUL  STOOGE— Jack  Haley's  foil 
on  his  Saturday  Log  Cabin  program  is 
blonde  Wendy  Barrie,  above  left,  who  made 
her  first  big  hit  in  "The  Private  Life  of 
Henry  VIII."  Her  parents  were  British  but 
she  wants  to  become  an  American  citizen. 


GRAVEL-VOICED  ANDY— When  Buck 
Benny  rides  again  Andy  Devine,  left,  will 
play  his  original  role  of  the  Sheriff;  mean- 
while he  heckles  Jack  on  every  Benny  show. 
Born  in  Arizona,  he  went  to  College  in  Cal- 
ifornia, has  been  in  the  movies  since  then. 


Really  Should  Know  Better 


/ 


^^ 


ACE  MIMIC  SHEILA— Broadway's  favor- 
ite mimic  is  a  guest  in  your  home  every 
Sunday  afternoon  on  the  Gruen  show.  Sheila 
Barrett,  above,  has  the  ability  to  observe 
and  wickedly  imitate  all  the  mannerisms 
of  her  sex— especially  the  ludicrous  ones. 


EDITOR  ROBINSON— One  of  the  talkies' 
first  gangsters,  Edward  G.  Robinson,  above 
right,  now  portrays  a  newspaper  editor 
in  his  CBS  Tuesday  broadcasts.  He  was 
a  Bowery  boy,  was  in  the  army  during 
the  war,  then  achieved  fame  on  the  stage. 


COMIC  VALENTINE  ERWIN— Stuart  Er- 
win,  right,  was  born  on  St.  Valentine's  Day 
in  Squaw  Valley,  California,  and  broke  in- 
to the  movies  via  the  New  York  stage  about 
ten  years  ago.  Now  he  makes  life  diffi- 
cult tor  Jack  Oakie  on  the  Camel  program. 


.  *  -  '.'-.-•.'■•  •    •  •  - 


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•   •.  .  .■.-.*.•   .*•:;    .*///.■//.•.•.■/.•/   . 


31 


MAKE  WAY 
FOR  MELODY 


JUNE  18,  1907— that  was  the  day 
Jeanette  MacDonald  was  born  in 
a  dark,  old-fashioned  house  in 
Philadelphia.  She  was  the  youngest  of 
Daniel  MacDonaJd's  three  daughters, 
and  like  the  others,  Jeanette  was  "musi- 
cally inclined."  That  is,  when  she  was 
"four  she  went  with  her  older  sister  Blos- 
som to  dancing  class,  and  when  she  was 
six  she  was  going  with  both  sisters  to 
compete  in  the  rash  of  amateur  nights 
Philadelphia  was  having  in  those  days. 
But  between  times,  Jeanette  went  to 
school,  like  the  respectable  middle-class 
little  girl  she  was. 

There  was  school,  and  there  was  some- 
thing much  more  important — the  Mac- 
Donalds'  next-door  neighbor,  who 
played  great  operatic  records  on  his 
phonograph  for  Jeanette,  and  told  her 
that  some  day  she  would  be  an  opera 
singer  too.  He  planted  a  dream  in  her 
heart — a  dream  that  was  there  when 
suddenly  the  opportunity  came  to  leave 
Philadelphia  and  join  Blossom  in  New 
York.  Blossom  was  in  the  chorus  of 
a  musical  show,  and  she  wrote  that — 
perhaps — if  Jeanette  could  come,  there'd 
be  a  place  in  the  chorus  for  her  too. 


NEW  YORK  was  too  busy  begin- 
ning an  era — the  jazz  age — to  no- 
tice the  arrival  among  its  soaring  tow- 
ers of  a  Panty-waist  from  Philadelphia 
called  Jeanette  MacDonald.  New  York 
was  fantastically  excited  about  any 
number  of  more  important  things:  the 
rising  market,  a  song  about  a  butter- 
fly that  was  poor,  what  to  do  with  this 
crazy  new  thing  called  Prohibition,  a 
process  to  keep  all  the  feathers  on  wo- 
men's hats  from  moulting  .  .  .  Chevro- 
lets  still  had  cone  clutches. 

The  Panty-waist  has  come  a  long 
way.  She  was  fourteen  then,  and  she 
approached  the  Metropolis  in  cotton 
stockings,  carrying  a  black  umbrella  in 
her  hand  and  a  fierce  ambition  in  her 
heart.  If  Blossom,  her  older  sister, 
could  make  a  good  living  dancing  on 
the  stage  in  this  great  town,  there  must 
be  an  opportunity  somewhere  for  Jean- 
ette, who  also  could  sing — the  family, 
reflected  this  child  as  she  swung  along 
the  street,  had  been  very  decent  about 
letting  her  come  to  New  York  when  she 
was  so  young. 

In  her  heart  there  was  a  gladness  that 
had  been  humming  there  ever  since 
Blossom's  special  delivery  letter  had 
brought  its  invitation  last  week.  This, 

32 


at  least,  was  escape — not  only  from  dull 
Philadelphia  into  excitement,  but  from 
childhood,  which  was  important;  for 
Jeanette  was  tall  and  slender,  with  the 
promise  of  beauty  in  her  face  and  a 
deep  maturity  already  in  her  voice. 
But  her  party  dresses  were  innocuous, 
short-skirted  affairs,  trailing  narrow 
ribbons  and  flounces.  She  naturally  had 
been  allowed  to  have  no  beaux,  no  dates 
except  for  school  parties. 

She  looked  about  her,  heard  the  eter- 
nal thundering  din  that  is  New  York 
and  grinned  happily.  Anything  could 
happen  here.     Anything. 

Blossom  worked  in  the  chorus  of  a 
Ned  Wayburn  show  on  Broadway  and 
lived  with  twenty  other  girls  in  a 
brownstone  house.  Of  course  she  took 
Jeanette  backstage  after  the  perform- 
ance one  night,  and  of  course  she  intro- 
duced her  to  Wayburn,  and  of  course 
Wayburn  said,  "Well,  what  can  you 
do,  child  ?" 

"I  can  sing." 

"Sing,  then,"  said  Wayburn,  and 
gestured  at  a  piano. 

She  flatted  her  first  high  note. 
"Stop  that!"  Wayburn  grimaced.  "Go 
into  your  dance,  child.  You'll  never 
get  anywhere  as  a  singer." 

So  she  danced.  She  had  a  peculiar 
technique  in  which  she  balanced  her 
long  body  on  feet  spread  wide  apart, 
and  she  kicked  up  into  the  air  a  good 
deal.  Two  of  these  kicks  she  managed 
without  trouble,  but  on  the  third  her 
foot  slipped  and  she  went  crashing  into 
the  footlights.  .  .  .  She  sat  where  she 
had  fallen,  wordless,  almost  hysterical 
with  fury  and  despair.  Then  she  looked 
more  closely  at  Wayburn. 

He  was  laughing.  He  was  slapping 
his  leg  with  one  hand  and  waving  the 
other  at  Jeanette.  "You're  wonderful," 
he  gasped  at  her.  "Come  around  to- 
morrow and  you  can  be  a  stooge  in  this 
show.  You  can  put  on  an  Indian  cos- 
tume and  get  hit  in  the  head  with  a 
coffee  can." 

Well,  it  was  something.  Not  exactly 
the  triumphant  conquest  of  Broadway 
and  the  stage  Jeanette  had  pictured  in 
her  long  young  dreams;  but  something. 
Forty  dollars  a  week,  anyway. 

The  MacDonalds,  Daniel  and  Anna, 
moved  to  New  York.  Their  other 
daughter,  Elsie,  was  married  and  safe; 
it  was  no  good,  Daniel  felt,  to  break 
up  the  entire  family  so  soon — and  be- 
sides, little  Jeanette  was  so  young — she 
needed    guidance.      She    needed    some- 


At  eighteen,  Jeanette 
was  a  dancer  in  "The 
Magic  Ring" — but  she 
still    had    other    plans. 


b    y 


FRED 


RUTLEDGE 


The  other  plans  are 
realities  now  for  the 
lovely,  poised  prima 
donna    of   the    screen. 


Continue  the  Intimate  Recollections  of  Jeanette 
MacDonald — Her  Escape  to  a  Broadway  Chorus, 
Bitter  Disillusionment,  Then   Her  First  Real   Love 


one  to  see  that  she  took  care  of 
herself  and  did  not  forget  to  study  her 
lessons. 

Because  the  child  was  to  keep  on  with 
school.  That  was  understood.  She  was 
to  dance  for  money  in  matinees  and  in 
the  evenings;  she  was  to  study  voice 
(no  matter  the  discouragement,  one 
day  she  would  be  a  great  singer)  for  a 
certain  time  each  afternoon  and  the  rest 
of  the  day  she  was  to  work  hard  at 
math  and  civics  and  chemistry  and 
Composition  21 B.  This  was  understood. 
If  she  gave  up  anything,  it  must  be  the 
footlights. 

Backstage,  the  other  chorus  girls 
called  her  Elsie  Dinsmore,  The  first 
week  was  the  hardest:  she  still  wore  her 
long  cotton  stockings,  her  white  and 
virginal  panty-waist,  her  low-heeled 
shoes.  She  was  a  caricature,  except  that 
she  was  serious  about  it — and  she  was 
absurdly  naive.  She  believed  in  ante- 
dated things  like  chastity  and  the  good 
intentions  of  men  and  in  human  nature 
and  in  God.  To  a  group  of  young  ladies 
who  believed  in  nothing,  she  was  Mar- 
velous. She  was  Can  You  Bear  It,  My 
Dear?  She  was  the  sixth  little  Pepper. 
She  was  Sally  from  the  Sticks.  She 
was  the  Little  Sister,  and  they  meant  it 
satirically. 

With  her  first  pay-check  Jeanette 
went  to  a  shop  and  bought  herself 
frothing  unmentionables,  sheer  and 
silken.  These  she  wore,  shivering,  under 
her  kid  dresses  and  above  the  stock- 
ings, but  she  knew  they  were  there 
and  the  knowledge  gave  a  little  more 
poise. 

Even  so,  the  first  impression  stuck 
with  her  co-workers.  And  if  the  panty- 
waist  had  been  exchanged  for  a  chiffon 
teddy,  her  ingenuous  attitudes  had  not 
been  exchanged  for  sophistication.  Jean- 
ette was  almost  glad  when  Wayburn 
had  an  argument  with  Major  Bowes, 
who  owned  the  theater,  and  the  show 
closed. 

She  trekked  about  for  a  time  with 
Blossom,  going  to  managers'  offices  and 
waiting  for  hours,  and  having  audi- 
tions, and  being  refused.  Then,  finally, 
she  landed  a  spot  in  the  second  line 
chorus  of  a  road  show. 

With  her  ambition  this  placement  in 
obscurity  was  a  kind  of  failure,  and  she 
decided  to  do  something  about  it.  In 
any  spare  moment  she  had  among  the 
filled  hours  of  study  and  work,  she 
learned  the  roles  of  every  actress  in  the 
show,  hoping  always  against  hope  that 


one  of  them  would  catch  a  cold  and 
give  her  a  chance. 

They  never  did,  of  course;  but  the 
hard  work  brought  her  something  else 
— something  she  had  never  expected  and 
which  she  did  not  want.  In  a  way, 
it  was  her  own  fault.  She  had  let  peo- 
ple assume,  had  even  insisted  that  she 
was  older  than  she  was.  .  .  . 

The  man  was  a  vague  assistant  direc- 
tor and  he  had  a  Broadway  mind.  He 
stopped  her  one  day  as  she  was  heading 
for  the  dressing  room.  "My  dear,"  he 
told  her  solemnly,  "you  deserve  better 
things  than  this — this  dancing  in  a  chor- 
us second  line.  Perhaps  I  can  help  you." 

She  believed  him.  She  was  that 
young. 

"Oh,  if  you  only  could!"  she  ex- 
claimed, in  the  best  tradition.  "I  know 
I  can  do  better  than  this — why,  I've 
learned  all  the  speaking  roles  of  the 
show.    And  I  can  sing!" 

"Meet  me  after  the  show  tomorrow 
night  and  I'll  listen  while  you  read  some 
of  the  parts,"  he  suggested,  grinning. 
He  patted  her  hand.  "You're  very- 
lovely." 

She  gave  him  her  sincerest  smile. 
"Thank  you,"  she  said. 

The  next  night  she  read  for  him,  and 
sang  a  little;  he  applauded  and  nodded 
his  head  seriously.  "I  was  right,"  he 
told  her.  "You  are  a  consummate  ac- 
tress, a  magnificent  dancer,  and  you 
have  one  of  the  greatest  voices  I've  ever 
heard.  Tomorrow  night  I'll  have  a  sur- 
prise for  you." 

The  surprise  was  the  script  of  a  new 
play.  "I'm  going  to  produce  it,  and 
star  you!"  he  said  to  the  wide-eyed 
Jeanette.  It  was  late,  and  the  other  girls 
had  gone.  "If  you  want  to  come  into 
the  office  now,  we  can  go  over  your 
part  together." 

They  went  in  and  the  door  closed. 
Almost  instantly  it  burst  open  and  a 
terror-stricken  Jeanette  came  running 
out,  tears  in  her  eyes;  after  her  came 
the  man's  shouted  imprecations — "Get 
out  and  stay  out!  You'll  never  be  a 
star  here.     You're  fired!" 

After  that  she  was  a  little  changed, 
subdued,  a  new  shell  of  awareness  was 
built  around  her.  She  went  again  to 
producers'  offices  to  ask  for  jobs,  but 
she  went  without  the  exuberance  she'd 
had  once,  and  when  finally  she  was  cast 
for  a  song  and  dance  specialty  in 
"Irene"  to  run  in  Chicago,  she  accepted 
the  new  assignment  with  mental  reser- 
vations.    She  (Continued  on  page  06) 

33 


A   SMILE   and  the  opinions  mil- 
lions   of    people    have    formed 
about  a  personality  are  changed. 
It  happened  with  Helen  Wills  on  the 
tennis     courts — it's     happening     with 
Nelson  Eddy  on  the  air. 

Queen  Helen  wasn't  in  high  favor  be- 
cause of  her  "frozen  face."  One  day, 
in  the  Los  Angeles  Tennis  Club  matches, 
she  went  after  a  tough  shot,  made  it, 
but  fell  and  sat  down  thumpingly.  She 
smiled  brightly — and  a  storm  of  ap- 
proval broke  over  the  place  like  a 
cloudburst.  With  that  one  smile — 
Queen  Helen  proved  she  was  human  and 
many  people  changed  their  minds  about 
her. 

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Two  rivals  of  the  air,  screen 
and  printed  page  meet  and  can 
still  exchange  smiles — Jimmie 
Fidler   and    Walter   Winchell. 


So  is  it  with  Nelson  Eddy,  who  used 
to  be  hard  to  talk  to,  difficult  to  meet, 
too  aloof  and  unattainable.  Recently 
he  went  to  the  Cotton  Club  and  laid 
the  customers  in  the  aisles  with  his 
banter  and  singing  at  Herbie  Kay's 
mike.  He's  been  seen  in  other  local 
night  spots  acting  as  though  he  enjoyed 
it.  Surprisingly,  the  fans  have  cottoned 
to  Mr.  Eddy  in  no  uncertain  terms  and 
he's  sailing  higher,  wider  and  more 
handsome  than  ever. 


Rudy  Vallee  had  a  date  to  appear  on 
the  Chase  and  Sanborn  show,  where  Ed- 


Good  Humor's  second  nature  to 
Don  Wilson — particularly  when 
it  comes  on  a  stick  during  re- 
hearsals   of   the    Packard    show. 


gar  Bergen  and  Charlie  McCarthy  are 
making  show-business  history.  The 
millionaire  crooner  arrived  at  the  stu- 
dio door,  pounded  on  it  several  times, 
couldn't  get  in,  went  next  door  to  the 
NBC  studios  and  had  a  cup  of  coffee. 
In  a  few  minutes  an  usher  breathlessly 
dashed  up,  yelled  out  to  his  searching 
companions,  "Here  he  is,  fellas,  I  found 
him."  Mr.  V.  was  then  escorted  to  the 
studio  and  his  scheduled  rehearsal. 


Raymond  Paige,  handsome  music- 
maker,  is  about  to  slap  grease  paint  on 
his  features  and  face  the  movie  cameras. 
Ought  to  do  all  right,  too.   Ray  is  a 


showman,  when  he's  waving  the  baton 
and  when  he  isn't.  At  the  last  flourish 
to  his  musical  numbers,  he  whirls  on  the 
applauding  audience,  counts  ten  to  him- 
self as  calmly  as  he  can — and  then  takes 
his  bow.  It's  effective,  as  audiences  can 
testify. 


Keep  an  eye — (I  really  mean  an  ear) 
on  the  swing-singing  of  "Sugar"  Kane, 
a  pretty  lassie  who  graces  the  Jack 
Oakie  show.  She  was  christened  Kath- 
erine,  she's  only  seventeen  and  the 
movie-goers  will  get  a  look-see  at  her 
in  Bing  Crosby's  new  one,  "Love  on 
Toast." 


Those  rumors  about  Frances 
Longford  leaving  Hollywood 
Hotel  died  when  she  signed 
a    new    long-term    contract. 


Rather  amusing  to  me  to  see  beau- 
tiful and  extremely  feminine  Jeanette 
MacDonald  trying  to  ride  "western" 
style.  She's  the  sort  of  lass  who,  on  a 
horse,  should  look  prim  and  proper  in 
the  most  haughty  eastern  style. 


Pinky  Tomlin.  of  the  Eddie  Cantor 
program,  is  no  longer  "four-eyes,"  fel- 
las. He  just  tossed  away  the  specs  on 
account  of  the  doctor  said  his .  glims 
were  in  pretty  good  shape  for  on-their- 
own  seeing. 


never  make  a  very  good  badminton 
player  on  account  of  the  game  so  defi- 
nitely contradicts  everything  he  learned 
in  vaudeville.  In  badminton,  says  Jack, 
you  try  to  keep  the  other  fellow  from 
getting  the  bird  and  in  vaudeville  you 
try  to  keep  from  getting  it  yourself. 


OPEN     LETTER    TO     ALL     PRO- 
DUCERS OF  RADIO  SHOWS 
Gentlemen: 

The  makers  of  motion  pictures  have 
one  terrific  fault  that  costs  the  film  in- 
dustry millions  of  dollars.  That  fault 
is:  too  many  copycats.     There  are  so 


Jack  Benny  admitted  to  me  that  he'd      few   movie   makers   with 


Look  at  those  pusses!  The 
artistic  Georgie  Stoll  and 
the  pensive  Jack  Oakie,  as 
they    rehearse   their  show. 


to  explore  new  grounds — but  the  fields  are  full  of  men  who 
are  first  to  run  in  and  imitate  the  fellow  who  does  explore 
and  is  successful.  Thus,  the  first  chap  to  make  a  "Gang" 
picture,  was  soon  followed  by  a  hundred  imitators.  The 
first  to  film  a  newspaper  story  was  followed  by  scores  more. 
.  .  .  Now  the  result  of  all  this  is  that  screen  entertainment 
runs  in  cycles — and  before  a  cycle  is  permitted  to  end,  the 
audiences  are  bored  to  death.  Now,  all  you  radio  produc- 
ers, why  not  sit  down  and  draw  yourselves  a  parallel? 
You're  doing  exactly  the  same  thing.  Let  a  Major  Bowes 
create  a  new  act  and  imitators  spring  up  on  every  side.  Let 
a  comedian  hit  upon  a  new  routine,  and  it'll  be  copied  a 
dozen  times.  .  .  .  This  thing  of  movie  stars  appearing  on 
radio  programs  has  become  so  worn-out  that  I'm  amazed 
that  movie  names  are  any  box  office  draw  at  all  any  more. 
Don't  get  me  wrong.  Movie  stars  are  fine  when  they  are 
given  something  to  do,  such  as  on  the  Lux  program,  the 
new  and  very  interesting  Silver  Theater,  and  a  few  more — 
even  including  Hollywood  Hotel  at  times.  But  just  putting 
a  screen  star  on  the  air  because  she  is  a  "name,"  and  giving 
her  nothing  to  do  but  answer  a  few  silly  questions  about  her 
life  and  career  is  absurd  and  most  un-box  office.  If  you  are 
going  to  put  those  stars  on  without  casting  them  in  plays, 
or  giving  them  something  to  do,  then  let  them  discourse  on 
interesting  subjects.  Let  Constance  Bennett  tell  why  she 
is  snobbish  to  the  press?  Let  Irvin  Cobb  tell  why  he  thinks 
he  was  a  flop  on  the  radio?  Let  W.  C.  Fields  say  why  he 
quit  the  air?  In  other  words,  if  they  must  be  on  the 
programs,  give  them  a  reason  for  being  there.  Yours  for 
less  imitation — which  sometimes  isn't  so  flattering — J.  J.  F. 


Where  There's  Hollywood 
News  There  Will  Be  Fidler 


Scoops  for  the  Next  Issue 


Julie  Gibson,  the  new  singer  on  the 
Penner  show,  used  to  be  Camille 
So  ray  (her  real  name,  by  the  way) 
on  a  local  station  here.  In  those  days 
she  was  a  very  chilly,  platinum 
blonde  and  for  a  time  sang  as  one 

of  those   "masked  marvels."  An      Bringing  Radio  Mirror 

agency  took  her  in  hand,  completely 
transformed  the  girl's  appearance, 
as  well  as  her  character.  She's  really 
beautiful  in  a  fresh  way  now  and 
she's  got  an  eye  on  pictures — as  who 

in  radio  hasn't?  It's  her  beauty  that  will  take  her  places, 
if  she  clicks,  I  think,  because  her  singing  isn't  too,  too  dis- 
tinctive. 


It  was  really  a  four-alarm,  all-star  fire  recently  when 
Buddy  DeSylva's  partially  completed  home  in  Hollywood's 
Holmby  Hills  nearly  went  up  in  flames. 

Buddy  is  building  his  new  house  next  to  Gertrude  Nies- 
en's  home  and  about  three  o'clock  one  morning  the  song  star 
woke  up  and  smelled  smoke.  Looking  out  the  window,  she 
saw  that  some  lumber  stacked  against  the  half-built  dwell- 
ing was  on  fire. 

Gertrude  woke  her  father  and  the  pair  of  them  went  to 
work  with  a  will — and  some  garden  hose.  Hearing  the  noise, 
Irene  Dunne  and  her  husband,  Dr.  Griffin,  also  turned  out 
to  help. 

They  kept  the  blaze  under  control  until  the  local  fire  lad- 
dies moved  in  with  regulation  equipment. 


Name"  wants  to  charge  something  at  your  shop. 


Prediction:  Herbert  Marshall  will  be  on  the  air  any  day 
with  a  show  of  his  own.  He  "got  over"  excellently  as  pinch- 
hitting  emcee  for  Don  Ameche  while  the  latter  took  a 
well-earned  vacation. 


VIA  WIRE:  My  eyes  are  still  weak  from  the  glare  of 
the  diamond  bracelet  Clark  Gable  gave  Carole  Lombard 
and  which  she  wore  when  her  hero  appeared  on  a  recent 
Chase  and  Sanborn  broadcast.  Carole  sat  in  the  control- 
room  for  a  while  watching  Gable  rehearse.  She  got  so  ner- 
vous she  couldn't  stand  it  and  so  spent  the  rest  of  the 
afternoon  in  the  Jack  Benny  rehearsal  studio.  As  for  the 
comedy  spot  Gable  did  with  Charlie  McCarthy  (and 
which  was  a  dilly,  if  ever  there  was  one) ;  the  star's  man- 
agers frowned  on  the  sketch  on  the  grounds  it  was  undig- 
nified but  Gable  overrode  the  negative  nods  and  went  ahead 
with  the  skit.  Not  only  was  it  very  funny  but  Gable's  ac- 
tion gained  him  a  deal  of  good  will.  .  .  . 

Hot-shot  cupid-scoopers  out  here  reported  that  Virginia 
Verrill  and  Kirtley  Baskette  were  hotter  than  the  prover- 
bial fire-cracker — so  they  decided  to  meet  each  other  and 
have  a  date.  Which  they  did  a  few  days  ago  .  .  .  After 
the  first  Joe  Penned  show,  which  a  local  columnist  jumped 
on  with  spiked  boots,  the  agency  tore  up  the  next  half- 
dozen  scripts  and  started  from  scratch.  Subsequent  shows 
have  been  better.  . .  .  There's  a  plot  of  ground  out  in  North 

Hollywood  where  Robert  Taylor 
and  Pinky  Tomlin  have  acreage. 
Chester  Lauck  (Lum  of  Lum  and 
Abner)  just  laid  a  few  pennies  on 
the  line  for  some  of  that  ranch 
ground.  .  .  .  Alice  Faye  really  was 
threatened  with  a  break-down  from 
over-work  and  strain — hence  her 
trek  to  Manhattan  for  a  rest.  .  .  . 
Production  of  Jack  Oakie  College  is 
being  doctored  by  Ashmead  Scott, 
Belasco  grad  and  last  year  producer 
of  "Open  House."  He  also  airs  a 
murder  show  from  Hollywood.  Very 
creepy  stuff,  too.  .  .  . 

Ask  Phil  Baker's  four-year-old  daughter  who  her  fav- 
orite comedian  is  and  she'll  tell  you  what  she  told  her 
daddy;  "Charlie  McCarthy".  ...  I  like  this  about  Fred 
Allen.  His  picture  script  wasn't  ready  on  the  date  Darryl 
Zanuck  had  set  but  the  cinema  genius  offered  to  pay  Long 
Pan  for  the  lay-over.  Allen  says  he'll  take  his  checks  when 
he  does  his  work.  .  .  .  Unless  New  York  exerts  too  much 
pressure,  you'll  be  hearing  Robert  Benchley  on  that  new 
MGM  radio  show.  .  .  . 


Radio  personalities  are  now  coming  in  for  their  share  of 
the  racket-worker's  wiles.  An  impersonator  went  into  a 
haberdashery  and  tried  to  charge  some  clothes  to  Peter 
Van  Steeden's  account.  He  was  nabbed  and  tossed  into 
the  bastille.  .  .  .  Hal  Kemp  learned  to  his  embarrassment 
that  he  owes  money  on  several  items  he  never  bought. 
They're  still  looking  for  the  imposter.  It's  wise  to  demand 
credentials,  unless  you're  absolutely  certain,  when  a  "Big 


You-can't-serve-two-masters-department :  Raymond  Paige 
is  making  the  master-minds  on  one  of  his  two  big  shows 
very  unhappy  because  he's  spending  so  much  time  on  the 
other  one.  .  .  .  Helen  Gahagan's  transcribed  programs  are 
slated  to  go  "live  show"  any  minute  now.  .  .  .  Tony  Labriola 
(Oswald)  has  cleared  the  decks  for  heart-action  again.  His 
Reno  divorce  was  recorded  only  a  month  before  the  young 
man  went  back  into  cardiac  circulation.  .  .  .  Edgar  Bergen 
may  like  Charlie  McCarthy,  but  he  has  a  stronger  (and 
different)  feeling  for  beauteous  Andrea  Leeds.  (Be  still, 
m'heart).  .  .  . 

When  Amos  'n'  Andy  move  over  to  the  soup  sponsor  on 
January  1,  the  same  script  idea  and  the  same  format  will 
be  maintained.  Change  horses  in  the  middle  of  the  stream? 
Don't  be  silly.  .  .  .  Marion  Talley  owns  a  huge  Siberian  sled 
pooch  named  Tex.  That's  all  right  with  everybody  but  the 
management  of  the  Beverly  Wilshire  Hotel — where  the 
hound  is  running  wild.     Oh  yes,  Marion  lives  there,  too. 


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Picture  of  a  busy  band- 
leader— Raymond  Paige,  at 
right,  is  maestro  for  the 
Hollywood  Hotel  and  Pack- 
ard Mardi  Gras  programs. 


Mary  Jane  Walsh,  Mutual's 
Singing  Cinderella,  is  so 
lovely  she  turned  even  the 
photographer  upside  down. 


By 

KEN 
A  L  D  E  N 


A  new  star  just  peeping 
above  the  horizon — Sally 
Nelson,  singer  on  Sunday 
night's  Romantic  Rhythm. 


IKMI^ 


THE 


•Mi 


BUNNY  BERIGAN'S  next  destination  is  Los  Angeles  for 
an  engagement  at  the  Palomar  Ballroom.  .  .  .  Mark 
Warnow  has  fulfilled  the  ambition  of  a  lifetime  and 
moved  into  a  gorgeous  twelve  room  Chinese  Pagoda  home 
in  Kew  Gardens,  L.  I.  Mark  had  his  eye  on  the  house  for 
several  years,  longing  for  the  time  when  he  could  afford 
to  buy  it  .  .  .  Jimmy  and  Tommy  Dorsey  have  kissed  and 
made  up.  .  .  .  Nat  Brandwynne  goes  into  the  Hotel  Pierre 
.  .  .  And  Richard  Himber,  for  the  first  time  in  three  years, 
plays  an  engagement  in  a  hotel  supper  room.  He  succeeds 
Brandwynne  at  the  Essex  House  in  New  York.  ...  Ed 
Wynn's  new  musical  show  has  two  other  radio  stars  con- 
nected with  the  production:  Kay  Thompson  and  Robert 
Emmet  Dolan. 


Elmo  Tanner,  Ted  Weems'  whistling  vocalist,  is  not  al- 
lowed to  eat  his  favorite  food,  crackers,  because  it  interferes 
with  his  chirping.  .  .  .  Ruby  Newman  returns  to  the  lofty 
Rainbow  Room  for  a  New  Year's  Eve  premiere.  .  .  .  George 
Olsen  sunk  over  $75,000  into  the  glittering  International 
Casino,  world's  largest  night  club.  Besides  worrying  about 
the  restaurant's  grocery  bills,  George  also  conducts  his 
"Music  of  Tomorrow"  orchestra  in  the  Casino.    He  has  an 


MBS  wire.  .  .  .  Bob  Stanley's  promotion  to  musical  director 
at  Mutual  proves  the  old  adage  that  good  work  is  well  re- 
warded. After  network  moguls  searched  all  over  the  coun- 
try for  a  worthwhile  batoneer  they  elected  to  give  first 
violinist  Bob  Stanley  an  opportunity  to  make  good  as  a 
guest  conductor.  He  clicked  and  stole  the  job  away  from 
better  known  maestros. 


KEEP  YOUR  EARS  TUNED  TO: 

Joy  Hodges,  who  used  to  be  vocalist  with  Jimmy  Grier's 
orchestra  and  is  now  doing  all  right  on  her  own.  Joy  has 
a  Universal  film  contract-  and  is  the  leading  lady  of  the 
picture,  "Merry-Go-Round  of  1938."  She  is  also  featured 
in  the  George  M.  Cohan  hit,  "I'd  Rather  Be  Right." 

Joy  is  one  of  the  girls  who  started  as  a  band  vocalist  and 
worked  her  way  up  to  individual  stardom.  In  the  same 
category  are  Harriet  Hilliard,  Leah  Ray,  Martha  Raye, 
and  Alice  Faye. 


PUNISHMENT 

Another  vocalist  with  a  promising  career  ahead  of  her  is 
auburn-haired  Mary  Jane  Walsh,   (Continued  on  page  69) 

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\MHtN 


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FLOYD 


By 
GIBBONS 


The    Third    in    This    Series    of    Real 


Adventures  Which  Prove  That  Truth, 
Reported  by  a  Master  Story  Teller, 
Is    More   Thrilling   Than    Fiction 


ILLUSTRATED      By      FRANZ     FELIX 


HELLO  EVERYBODY: 
Maybe  you  know  of  a  tougher  spot  than  you  will 
find  in  this  thriller  1  told  not  so  very  long  ago  for 
Colgate  on  Your  True  Adventure  Hour.  If  you  do,  I'd 
like  mighty  well  to  hear  about  it.  Yes  sir,  this  adventure 
of  the  month  sounds  very  much  like  one  of  those  old-fash- 
ioned whizzers  that  had  pa  and  ma  sitting  on  the  edges  of 
their  seats  in  the  days  when  producers  took  their  melo- 
drama seriously. 

The  influence  of  those  long-haired  artists  who  put  a 
punch  in  every  act  was  responsible,  also,  for  those  breath- 
takers  that  cast  their  spells  over  audiences  in  the  days  of 
one  reel  movies.  And  the  grand  spirit  of  it  all  survives 
in  some  of  the  stories  you've  sent  in  to  me.  They  live  be- 
cause they  are  not  only  the  spice  of  life,  they  are  life  itself. 

This  is  the  stirring  yarn  of  an  automobile  packed  with 
women  and  children  who  were  going  shopping,  an  adven- 
ture near  to  the  heart  of  every  woman.  And,  as  is  often 
the  case,  these  women  were  a  long  time  in  getting  started. 
You  know  how  some  women  are  when  it  comes  time  to 
leave  ? 

No? 

Well  sir,  they  are  exactly  like  some  men.  They  go  back 
to  close  a  window,  put  out  the  cat  or  collect  some  forgotten 
article. 

Often  enough  these  delays — aggravating  to  people  who 
haven't  forgotten  anything— hold  back  parties  until  a  dark 
Shadow  has  already  crossed  the  path  ahead  of  them.  And, 
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as  often,  such  delays  guide  groups  directly  into  the  path  of 
adventure.  There  is  an  old  American  saying,  "If  the  dog 
hadn't  stopped  to  scratch,  he  would  have  caught  the  rabbit." 
To  this,  that  wise  Chinese  philosopher  Ma  Foo  has  sagely 
added:  "If  the  dog  hadn't  stopped  the  wolf  would  have 
caught  HIM." 

I  wouldn't  care  to  say  how  Dorothy  Jane  McCurdy  felt 
about  the  way  delay  figured  in  this  terrific  adventure  of 
hers.  You  see,  Dorothy  was  only  eleven  years  old  at  the 
time  and  adventure  didn't  poke  his  singular  nose  very  often 
into  the  affairs  of  Elkviile,  Illinois,  where  she  lived.  Cer- 
tainly there  was  no  thought  of  him  at  all  in  the  minds  of 
anyone  there  on  July  2,  1924. 

It  was,  I  want  to  tell  you,  a  mighty  happy,  carefree  fam- 
ily of  women  and  children  that  piled  into  the  McCurdy 
sedan  around  noon  to  drive  over  to  the  neighboring  town  of 
Christopher,  there  to  buy  a  few  things  to  jazz  up  the  Fourth 
of  July  celebration  thai  was  just  around  the  corner.    Marie, 


HOPPJliS 


Dorothy  picked  up  the  child  and  passed  her  to  her  mother.     But  now 
there  was  not  time  enough  left  for  Dorothy  to  get  out  the  same  way. 


a  sister  of  Dorothy,  was  behind  the  wheel,  Dorothy,  Sister 
Frances  and  their  mother  were  in  the  back  seat.  After  the 
attendant  at  the  gas  station  filled  up  the  tank,  looked  at 
the  oil  and  wiped  off  the  windshield,  Marie  suggested  they 
go  over  and  ask  another  sister,  Mrs.  Eula  Scillian,  to  join 
the  party.  In  a  few  minutes,  Mrs.  Scilhan  was  in  front 
beside  her  sister  chauffeur.  And  Mrs.  Scillian's  two-year- 
old  Martha  was  cooing  in  the  lap  of  her  eleven-year-old 
Aunt  Dorothy. 

"Dorfy,  Dorfy,"  was  the  best  this  smiling  baby  could  do 
with  her  child  aunt's  name.  But  you  can  imagine  how  Aunt 
"Dorfy"  felt  with  that  loving  live  doll  in  her  arms. 

There  was  quite  a  fuss  in  getting  everybody  and  every- 
thing arranged  in  the  sedan.  Mrs.  McCurdy  finally  broke 
up  the  run  of  small  talk. 

"Heavens!"  she  said,  "We've  got  to  get  started  or  we'll 
never  get  to  town." 

Mrs.  McCurdy  didn't  realize  how  much  truth  there  was 


in  those  words. 

But  the  sedan  had  not  gone  twenty-five  feet  before  Mrs. 
Scillian  noticed  the  Scillian  bedding  on  a  line  in  the  back 
yard. 

"It  looks  so  much  like  rain  I'd  better  take  it  in,"  she  in- 
formed the  rest  of  the  family.  And  take  it  in  she  did, 
while  Mother  McCurdy  fretted  a  little  at  this  additional 
delay.  In  a  couple  of  minutes  they  were  on  their  way  again. 
And  in  another  couple  of  minutes  the  sedan  halted  once 
more  while  the  women  decided  which  road  to  take. 

You  know,  about  two  blocks  from  the  railroad  station 
one  road  goes  up  a  steep  hill.  On  top  of  that  hill  are  the 
railroad  tracks.  The  women  usually  avoided  this  climb 
by  making  a  detour  of  a  few  blocks.  Marie,  however,  now 
decided  that  they  had  lost  so  much  time  in  getting  started 
she'd  better  make  up  some  of  it  by  taking  the  dangerous 
shortcut. 

Well,  boys  and  girls,  for  some     (Continued  on  page    58) 

39 


By      MRS. 
MARGARET 
SIMP   SO   N 


Aunt  Jenny's  Recipes 
Are  Guaranteed  to 


Make  the  Most  Stub- 


born   Cake   Rise   to 


Greater     Heights 


Dan  Seymour's  eating  is  proof  of  the  cookies. 


BA.KING  is  the  test  of  any  good  cook.     Which,  when 
you  stop  to  think  about  it,  is  really  lucky  £or  house- 
wives.     For   science   has   come   to   your   rescue.      It's 
brought  you  new,  specially  prepared  flours,  new  shorten- 
ings, and  stoves  that  hold  the  right  temperature  for  the 
right  length  of  time. 

And  yet,  without  the  right  recipes,  even  science  is  licked, 
unless  you  know  someone  like  Aunt  Jenny,  who  can  end 
your  baking  worries  right  now.  For  Jenny  is  by  nature 
an  expert  baker  and  by  hobby  a  recipe  thinker-upper. 
Though  she  is  spending  most  of  her  time  now  at  CBS  broad- 
casting her  stories,  she  still  has  time  to  think  up  new 
taste  thrills. 
For  instance,  take  this  one: 

Black  Walnut  Doughnuts 
4      cups  sifted  flour 
\]/a  tsps.  salt 

Ya  tsp.  soda 

Yi  tsp.  cream  of  tartar 


2      tbls.  shortening 

3)4  tsps.  grated  orange  rind 

1  cup  sugar 

4      egg  yolks  well  beaten  or 

2  eggs  and  1  egg  yolk 
Juice  of  2  oranges 
Water 

1       cup  black  walnut  meats 

Sift  together  flour,  salt,  soda  and  cream  of  tartar.  Cream 
together  shortening,  orange  rind  and  sugar.  Add  beaten 
egg  yolks  and  mix  well.  Add  sufficient  water  to  orange 
juice  to  make  Y\  cup  of  liquid,  and  blend  with  creamed 
mixture.  Add  sifted  dry  ingredients,  blend  until  smooth, 
then  stir  in  walnut  meats.  Roll  out  dough  ^i  inch  thick 
on  floured  board.  Let  stand  twenty  minutes,  cut  with 
doughnut  cutter  and  fry  in  deep  fat  (375  degrees  F.)  until 
brown,  turning  when  first  crack  apppears.  Dry  on  absorbent 
paper  and  dust  with  %  cup  sugar  blended  with  2  tsps. 
grated  orange  rind  and  2  tsps.  ground  walnut  meats. 
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MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


By 

TYRONE 
POWER 


Everyone  welcomes  a  gossip,  but  no  one  likes  him. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Nov.  28 


T— I  ELP  yourself  to  a  full  listening  day. 
.  .  .  there's  even  a  new  show  for 
your  further  delight  ...  or  rather  it's 
an  old  favorite  returning — the  Thatcher 
Colt  mystery  sketches,  adapted  from 
Anthony  Abbott's  thrilling  magazine 
stories,  are  back  on  the  air  today  after 
a  couple  of  months'  lay-off  .  .  .  2:45 
to  3:00  on  the  NBC-Red  network 
(Eastern  Standard  Time,  of  course). 
.  .  .  And  be  there  in  time  for  the  first 
murder,  please.  .  .  .  Guest  stars  of  the 
day:  Gladys  Swarthout  on  the  Ford 
Hour  at  9:00  on  CBS,  with  Eugene  Or- 
mandy  conducting  the  Ford  Symphony 
orchestra.  .  .  .  Glenda  Farrell  and  Lee 
Tracy  co-starring  in  a  one-act  Silver 
Theater  drama  on  CBS  at  5:00  in  the 
afternoon.  .  .  .  Maria  Jeritza  and  Jussi 


Bjoerling  in  an  all-request  program  with 
the  General  Motors  Symphony  on  NBC- 
Blue  at  8:00.  .  .  .  But  the  big  surprise 
package  of  the  day  comes  on  another 
network  at  that  same  time — NBC-Red 
at  8:00 — when  W.  C.  Fields  is  expected 
back  on  the  Chase  &  Sanborn  Hour. 
There's  no  way  of  guaranteeing  he'll  be 
there,  but  everybody,  your  Almanac 
definitely  included,  is  hoping  he  will. 
.  .  .  Andrea,  Leeds,  new  screen  sensa- 
tion, is  the  guest  star  with  Fields  to- 
night. .  .  .  The  Singing  Lady's  musical 
play,  at  5:00  on  Mutual,  is  "The  Story 
of  Thanksgiving,"  written  for  the  sea- 
son by  Ireene  Wicker  and  Milton 
Rettenberg.  .  .  .  Another  of  those  inter- 
esting Columbia  Workshop  plays  is  on 
at  8:00,  called  "Ninth  Avenue  El." 


Glenda  Farrell  is  Lee 
Tracy's  co-star  today 
at  5:00  on  the  CBS 
Silver  Theater  drama. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Dec.  5 


Clark  Gable  is  on  the 
air  today  at  5:00  in 
one  of  his  infrequent 
radio      appearances. 


("J.ET  out  the  red  carpet  and  sound  a 
couple  of  fanfares — Clark  Gable 
makes  one  of  his  four  yearly  radio 
appearances  today,  starring  on  a  Silver 
Theater  play  over  CBS  at  5:00  P.  M., 
E.  S.  T.  .  ,  .  Gable's  the  movies'  num- 
ber one  male  box-office  draw,  but  that 
isn't  the  real  reason  you  ought  not  to 
miss  him  this  afternoon.  The  real  rea- 
son is  that  he  always  turns  in  a  work- 
manlike, well-rounded  performance.  In 
other  words,  he  takes  radio  work  seri- 
ously— an  example  some  other  movie 
stars  we  could  mention — but  won't — 
ought  to  follow.  .  .  .  On  the  other  hand, 
Clark  ought  to  take  radio  seriously,  if 
he  really  makes  the  $5,000  for  this 
one  appearance  he's  reputed  to  make. 
Lawrence  Tibbett  is  the  guest  star  on 


the  Ford  Symphony  program,  CBS  at 
9:00;  and  Grace  Moore,  Donald  Dick- 
son, and  Jussi  Bjoerling  are  combining 
their  talents  to  bring  you  "Opera 
Night"  on  the  General  Motors  program, 
NBC-Blue  at  8:00.  .  .  .  Erno  Rapee 
conducting,  as  always.  .  .  .  The  CBS 
Workshop  play  tonight  at  8:00  is  "First 
Violin",  from  a  story  by  Norman  Da- 
vey.  .  .  .  And  the  Singing  Lady's  music 
drama  at  5:00  on  CBS  is  an  adaptation 
of  Rossini's  opera,  "Cinderella".  ...  If 
you  haven't  found  out  already  that 
Jean  Hersholt  is  on  the  air,  this  and 
every  Sunday  afternoon  at  2:30  on 
CBS,  now's  the  time  to  make  his  ac- 
quaintance. .  .  .  He's  in  a  serial  called 
Dr.  Christian,  playing  his  famous  movie 
character  of   The  Country  Doctor. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Dec.  12 


COME  things  your  Almanac  has  neg- 
lected  in  the  rush  of  Sunday  guest 
stars,  special  events,  and  so  on.  .  .  . 
Your  attention  is  called  to  the  unique 
Zenith  Foundation  show  on  NBC-Blue 
tonight  at  10:00.  If  you're  looking  for 
something  daringly  unusual  in  the  pro- 
gram line,  stop  looking  and  settle  right 
here.  .  .  .  Half  an  hour  later,  at  10:30 
on  CBS,  there's  another  unusual  fea- 
ture— Headlines  and  Bylines,  with  Bob 
Trout,  H.  V.  Kaltenborn,  and  a  guest 
newspaper  man.  It's  the  news  of  the 
week  presented  entertainingly  and  dra- 
matically by  men  who  know  what  news 
is.  .  .  .  And  at  9:00,  on  NBC-Blue, 
there's  Tyrone  Power.  The  only  fault 
your  Almanac  can  find  with  his  pro- 
gram   is    that    the    plays    selected    for 


presentation  are  mighty  old  stuff.  But 
they're  done  awfully  well  and  the 
Power  voice  is  excellent.  .  .  .  Now  to 
the  day's  guest  stars  with  a  clear 
conscience:  TV/no  Martini  on  the  Ford 
program,  CBS  at  9:00.  .  .  .  Doug  Fair- 
banks, Jr.,  and  Jane  Wyatt  on  the  Sil- 
ver Theater,  CBS  at  5:00.  .  .  .  Erna 
Sack  and  Richard  Tauber  on  the  Gen- 
eral Motors  program,  NBC-Blue  at 
8:00,  in  a  program  featuring  the  works 
of  Debussy  and  Lehar.  Tauber,  whose 
voice  can  be  so  swell  it  sends  shivers 
down  your  back,  does  especially  well 
by  those  romantic  Lehar  songs,  as  au- 
diences on  both  sides  of  The  Atlantic 
know  .  .  .  The  Singing  Lady's  play: 
"Beethoven  and  Anna".  .  .  .  The  CBS 
Workshop  play:  "Mr.  Faithful." 


Continental  singing 
star  Richard  Tauber 
appears  tonight  on 
General  Motors'  show. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Dec.  19 


Yehudi  Menuhin  makes 
his  only  air  appear- 
ance of  the  season  on 
the  Ford  show  tonight. 


ALONG  with  a  talk  by  W.  J.  Cam- 
^^  eron,  you're  privileged  today  to 
listen  to  the  only  air  appearance  this 
year  of  Yehudi  Menuhin  and  his  sister 
Hephzibah.  They'll  be  on  the  Ford 
Hour,  9:00  on  CBS,  playing  a  violin 
and  piano  sonata.  Yehudi,  of  course, 
does  the  fiddling  and  Hephzibah  the 
ivory-pounding.  .  .  .  Your  Almanac 
doesn't  mean  to  be  disrespectful,  be- 
cause this  really  is  an  Event.  Yehudi 
is  just  back  from  a  year's  vacation  on 
the  Menuhin  ranch  in  California — a  va- 
cation meant  to  give  him  time  to  grow 
from  a  boy  into  a  man.  Hephzibah, 
younger  than  Yehudi,  hasn't  made  a 
great  many  concert  appearances,  but 
those  who've  heard  her  play  say  she 
has  almost  as  great  a  future   ahead  of 


her  as  her  brother.  You're  missing 
something  if  you  don't  listen  in.  .  .  . 
Either  Grace  Moore  or  Erna  Sack  is  on 
the  General  Motors  program  at  8:00 
on  NBC-Blue.  .  .  .  And  Madeline 
Carroll  takes  her  second  dramatic 
role  on  the  Silver  Theater,  CBS  at 
5:00.  This  time  her  leading  man  in 
the  half-hour  play  is  handsort>9  Ray 
Milland  of  the  movies.  .  .  .  treene 
Wicker's  Singing  Lady  play  this  after- 
noon is  her  own  adaptation  of  "Alice 
in  Wonderland.  .  .  .  And  Irving  Reis, 
who  directs  the  CBS  Workshop  plays 
also  wrote  today's  play,  called  "Flight." 
.  .  .  Other  best  bets:  the  NBC  Spelling 
Bee  on  the  Blue  at  1:30;  John  Barbi- 
rolli  directing  the  iV.  Y.  Philharmonic 
on  CBS  from  3:00  to  5:00. 


42 


All  time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00    A.M. 

Is'BC-Red:   Good    Morning    Melodies 
8:15 
NBC-Blue:    William    Meeder 
XBC-Hed:    Ben    Silverberg 
9:00 

CBS:    Metropolitan    Parade 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:   Women   and    News 
9:15 

NBC-Red:   Fields  and   Hall 
9:30 

CBS:    Morning    Moods 
9:40 

NBC:   Press   Radio   News 
9:45 

CBS:    Bachelor's   Children 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty   Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:    Mary   Marlin 

NBC-Red'    Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:    Ma   Perkins 

NBC-Red:   John's   Other    Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Red:  Just   Plain   Bill 
10:45 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen   Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Today's   Children 
11:00 

NBC-Blue:   The   O'Neills 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 
11:15 

CBS:    Heinz    Magazine 

NBC-Blue:    Road   of   Life 

NBC-Red:    Backstage   Wife 
11:30 

CBS:   Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:    How  to   Be   Charming 
11:45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's   Life  Stories 

JIBS:    Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 
12:00   Noon 

CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 

NBC-Blue:   Time  for  Thought 

NBC-Red:  Girl  Alone 
12:15 

CBS:   Edwin  C.   Hill 

NBC-Red:  The  Goldbergs 
12:30 

CBS:   Romance  of  Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:  Farm  and  Home  Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:   Hymns 

NBC-Red:  Words  and  Music 
1:30 

CBS:   Arnold   Grimm's   Daughter 

NBC-Blue:    Love   and    Learn 
1:45 

CBS:    Hollywood   in   Person 

NBC-Red:   Dan   Harding's  Wife 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and   Loretta  Clemens 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 

NBC-Blue:  Let's  Talk  It  Over 
3:00 

NBC-Blue:    Rochester   Civic   Orch 

NBC-Red-  Pepper  Young's  Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:   Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:    Jennie   Peabody 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 

NBC-Blue:    Club    Matinee 

NBC-Red:    Lorenzo    Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:   The   Guiding   Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:    Mary    Marlin 
4:45 

CBS:   Dr.  Allan   R.   Dafoe 

NBC-Red:   Road   of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:    Follow   the    Moon 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Red:  Terry  and  the   Pirates 
5:30 

CBS:   Children's   Corner 

NBC-Blue:   Singing   Lady 

NBC-Red:    Jack   Armstrong 
5:45 

CBS:    Hilltop    House 

NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little  Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

Press   Radio   News 
6:35 

CBS:    George    Hall's   Orch 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell   Thomas 

NBC-Red:  Don  Winslow  of  the  Navy 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic   Melodies 

NBC-Red:   Amos  'n'   Andy 
7:15 

CBS:   Jay   Freeman's   Orch 
•NBC-Red:   Uncle   Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

CBS-  Boake  Carter 
8:00 

CBS:  Alemite  Half  Hour 

NBC-Blue:  Gen.   Hugh  S.  Johnson 

NBC-Red:   Burns  and  Allen 
8:30 

CBS:  Pick  and  Pat 

NBC-Blue:    Grand    Hotel 

NBC-Red:   Voice   of   Firestone 
9:00 

CBS:   Lux  Theater 

NBC-Blue:    Philadelphia   Orch. 

NBC-Red:    McGee   and    Molly 
9:30 

NBC-Red:    Hour   of   Charm 
10:00 

CBS:   Wayne   King 

NBC-Blue:    Warden    Lawes 

NBC-Red:  Contented   Program 
10:30 

CBS:   Brave   New   World 

MBS:   The   Lone    Ranger 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


GEORGE 
BURNS 


He  who  lies  to  himself  is  more  dangerous  than  he  who  lies  to  others 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Nov.  29 


TT'S  not  often  that  the  Lux  Theater 
plays  are  decided  on  far  enough 
ahead  of  presentation  time  for  your 
Almanac  to  tell  you  what  they'll  be, 
but  tonight's  an  exception.  Marion 
Davies  playing  Peg  in  the  smash  hit 
of  an  earlier  day,  "Peg  O'  My  Heart," 
is  promised.  It  certainly  isn't  often  that 
the  hostess  of  Malibu  Beach's  largest 
home  succumbs  to  the  lure  of  the  mi- 
crophone, so  you  ought  to  listen  to- 
night. .  .  .  Time  to  get  acquainted  with 
Hilltop  House,  the  new  five  times  a 
week  serial  on  CBS  at  5:45.  Bess 
Johnson,  who  used  to  be  Lady  Esther 
on  the  Wayne  King  programs,  and 
Frances  Moran  Mathews  in  Today's 
Children,  has  the  leading  role,  and 
she's     supported     by     Carlton     Young, 


John  Moore,  Jay  Jostyn,  Irene  Hub- 
bard, Janice  Gilbert  and  Jimmy  Don- 
nelly. .  .  .  Bess  Johnson,  besides  being 
a  swell  actress,  has  long  been  one  of 
radio's  few  woman  advertising  agency 
executives  and  producers.  .  .  .  Was 
born  in  Keyser,  West  Virginia,  came  to 
New  York  to  try  to  get  on  the  stage, 
was  unsuccessful  but  did  get  a  job  on 
the  Chautauqua  circuit,  where  she  acted 
for  two  years.  .  .  .  Seven  years  ago 
she  went  into  radio  in  Chicago,  and 
appeared  on  the  first  CBS  program. 
She's  a  stunning  blonde,  resembling 
Ann  Harding,  both  in  looks  and  voice. 
At  one  time  she  was  appearing  in  sev- 
enteen programs  a  week,  besides  being 
a  devoted  mother  to  little  Jane  Orr 
Perry. 


Peg  O1  My  Heart  is 
the  part  Marion  Da- 
vies  plays  tonight 
on    the     Lux    Theater. 


Highlights  For  Monday.  Dec.  6 


Grade  Allen  pursues 
Tony  Martin  again  on 
the  Grape-nuts  show, 
8:00   o'clock   on    NBC. 


f^NCE  more  your  Almanac  wants  to 
^"^  remind  you  about  General  Hugh  S. 
Johnson's  broadcasting  schedule.  It's 
8:00  P.  M.  tonight  and  Thursday, 
10:00  P.  M.  Tuesday  and  Wednesday, 
always  on  the  NBC  Blue  network.  .  .  . 
Terry  and  the  Pirates,  adapted  from 
the  popular  comic  strip,  has  replaced 
The  Adventures  of  Dari-Dan  on  a 
group  of  NBC-Red  stations.  If  you're  a 
Terry  fan,  listen  in.  If  you  aren't, 
listen  in  anyway,  and  you  probably 
will  be.  .  .  .  There's  been  a  time  change 
on  Alma  Kitchell's  highly  entertaining 
Let's  Talk  It  Over  show.  Instead  of 
3:30,  you  hear  it  today  at  2:30 — need 
your  Almanac  add,  Eastern  Standard 
Time?  .  .  .  It's  just  like  old  times, 
when    radio    was    young    and    carefree, 


when  you  listen  to  Tony  Wons,  this 
morning,  Wednesday  and  Friday  at 
10:30  on  CBS.  .  .  .  With  the  world 
humming  with  talk  of  war,  strikes,  and 
politics,  Tony's  refreshing  because  he 
ignores  all  such  subjects  and  sticks  to 
the  homely  philosophy  that  made  the 
Wons  name  famous.  .  .  .  You'll  be  lis- 
tening to  Alice  Faye's  handsome  hus- 
band tonight  with  Gracie  Allen  and 
George  Burns  at  8:00  on  NBC-Red. 
...  In  spite  of  the  shameless  way 
Gracie  pursues  him,  Tony  Martin's  still 
very  much  married  to  Alice,  and  they're 
going  to  make  screen  love  in  4tSally, 
Irene  and  Mary,"  in  which  you'll  also 
see  Fred  Allen  and  Portland  Hofta.  It's 
in  production  now.  Remember  when 
it  was  a  smash  silent  movie  hit? 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Dec.  13 


TF  you've  ever  lived  in  a  small  town 
you're  going  to  like  the  new  dramatic 
serial,  Jenny  Peabody,  on  CBS  today, 
Wednesdays  and  Fridays  at  3:30  P.  M., 
because  that's  what  it's  all  about.  .  .  . 
Jenny  is  the  middle-aged  postmistress, 
keeper  of  the  general  store,  and  pro- 
prietress of  a  small  hotel  in  Hillsdale, 
and  Jenny  knows  more  about  what 
happens  in  Hillsdale  than  anybody  else 
in  town.  It  isn't  betraying  any  secret 
to  reveal  that  she  always  reads  what's 
written  on  postcards.  .  .  .  Jenny  is 
played  by  Mento  Everitt,  who  has  been 
acting  ever  since  she  was  fifteen  years 
old.  For  sixteen  years  she  headed  her 
own  stock  company  which  played 
throughout  the  United  States — maybe 
it  visited  your  own  town.  .  .  .  Another 


daytime  serial — one  you've  liked  lor 
many  months  is  The  O'Neills,  on  NBC- 
Blue  at  11:00  A.  M.  and  NBC-Red  at 
3:45  P.  M.  And  did  you  know  that 
you,  the  listeners,  were  responsible  for 
the  character  of  Morris  Levy,  played 
by  Jack  Rubin?  He  went  on  the  show 
one  day,  just  for  a  gag,  and  everybody 
liked  him  so  much  the  sponsor  wouldn't 
let  him  go.  .  .  .  And  while  we're  on  the 
the  subject  of  daytime  programs,  don't 
miss  Myra  Kingsley,  on  MBS  at  11:45. 
She's  a  noted  astrologer  and  will  tell 
you  what  you  should  and  shouldn't  do 
if  you'll  tell  her  what  day  you  were 
born.  .  .  .  And  Hilltop  House,  on  CBS 
at  5:45,  is  a  good  program  to  get  you 
in  the  mood  for  the  evening's  listening 
activities. 


Mento  Everitt  plays 
the  wise  Miss  Jennie 
Peabody  on  the  CBS 
show    at    3:30    today. 


Highlights  For  Monday.  Dec.  20 


Richard  Crooks  sings 
some  of  those  beauti- 
ful Christmas  songs 
on    NBC-Red   at   8:30. 


pVERYBODY  else  is  doing  it,  so 
why  not  your  Almanac? — Only  five 
shopping  days  until  Christmas — un- 
less you  haven't  read  your  Almanac 
until  evening,  in  which  case  there  are 
only  four.  So  better  get  busy.  .  .  .  The 
spirit  of  Christmas  is  bound  to  be  in 
all  the  programs  you'll  be  listening  to 
from  now  until  Saturday  night.  For 
Christmas  laughs,  dial  Burns  and  Allen 
on  NBC-Red  at  8:00,  Pick  and  Pat  on 
CBS  at  8:30,  or  McGee  and  Molly  on 
NBC-Red  at  9:00.  For  some  of  that 
swell  Christmas  music,  which  may  be 
one  reason  we  like  Christmas  so  much, 
listen  to  Richard  Crooks  on  the  Voice 
o/  Firestone,  NBC-Red  at  8:30  or 
the  Philadelphia  Orchestra  on  NBC- 
Blue    at    9:00.    .    .    .    Warden    Lawes, 


NBC-Blue  at  10:00,  ought  to  have  a 
Christmas  story,  too.  .  .  .  Those  im- 
promptu questions  the  Warden  answers 
at  the  start  of  his  program  are  swell — 
and  they're  really  impromptu,  too. 
When  the  audience  comes  in  everybody 
finds  a  slip  of  paper  on  his  chair,  ready 
for  him  to  write  a  question  on.  The 
Warden  picks  out  the  most  interesting 
questions  and  answers  them  then  and 
there.  .  .  .  Note  that  when  Hilltop 
House  went  on  the  CBS  network  the 
afternoon  children's  programs  were 
moved  up  half  an  hour,  to  5:30  instead 
of  5:45.  Today's  is  the  Children's  Cor- 
ner, featuring  Dorothy  Gordon  and 
going  to  all  CBS  stations  that  aren't 
busy  with  Kathryn  Cravens'  re-broad- 
cast. 

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All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00   A.   M. 

NBC-Red     Good    Morning    Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:   Ijii-k   Leibert 
NBC-Bed:    Ben   Silverberg 
9:00 

CBS:    Music   in   the   Air 
NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 
NBC-Red     Women   and   News 
9*15 

NBC-Red     Fields   and    Hall 
9:30 

CBS:    Richard    Maxwell 
MBS:   Journal   of   Living 
9:45 

CBS:   Bachelor's   Children 
NBC-Blue     Aunt  Jemima 
10:00 
CBS:   Pretty  K:tty   Kelly 
NBC-Blue     Mary   Marlin 
NBC-Red:  Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15. 
CBS:   Myrt   and    Marge 
NBC-Blue:    Ma   Perkins 
NBC-Red:   John's   Other   Wife 
10:30 
CBS-   Emily  Post 

NBC-Blue:   Pepper  Young's   Family 
NBC-Red:    Just   Plain    Bill 
10:45 
NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 
NBC-Red:   Today's  Children 
1 1 :00 
CBS:   Mary  Lee  Taylor 
NBC-B!ue     T*ie   O'Neills 
NBC-Red    Djvd  Harum 
11:15 
CBS:  Heinz  IVIigazine 
NBC-Blue     Road  of  Life 
NBC-Red'   Bac'.stage   Wife 
11:30 
CBS:  Big  Sister 
NBC-Blue-   V  c  and  Sade 
NBC-Red:   Homemakers'    Exchange 
11:45 
CBS:   Aunt   ienny's    Life   Stories 
MBS:    Myra   King-iley 
NBC-Blue     Edward    MacHugh 
NBC-Red     Mystery  Chef 
12:00  Noon 
NBC-Blue:   Time  for   Thought 
NBC-Red     Girl   Alone 
12:15    P.    IW. 
CBS:   Edwin  C.   Hill 
NBC-Red:   The  Goldbergs 
12:30 
CBS:    Romance  of   Helen   Trent 
NBC-Blue:   Farm   and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 
CBS:    Hymns 

NBC-Red:   Words  and    Music 
1:30 
CBS:  Arnold  Grimm's   Daughter 
NBC-Blue:   Love  and   Learn 
1:45 
CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 
NBC-Blue:    Rochester   Civic   Orch 
NBC-Red:   Din  Harding's  Wife 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 
NBC -Blue:    Music   Guild 
NBC-Red:  Federated  Women's  Clubs 
2:45 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 

CBS:  Col.   Jack   Major 
NBC-Red:  Pepper  Young's  Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red     Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Blue-  Have  You  Heard 
NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 
NBC-Blue:   Club   Matinee 
NBC-Red:  Lorenzo  Jones 
4*15 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:    Mary   Marlin 
4:45 

NBC-Red:    Road   of    Life 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the   Moon 
NBC-Blue-   Peggy   Wood 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Miry  Sothern 
NBC-Red:    Terry   and   the    Pirates 
5:30 

CBS:    Dear  Teacher 
NBC-Blue:   Singing  Lady 
NBC-Red-   Jack  Armstrong 
5*45 
"CBS:   Hilltop    House 
NBC-Blue:   Tom    Mix 
NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan   Annie 

6:30 

Press-Radio  News 

6:45 
CBS:  Song  Time 
NBC-Blue:   Lowell  Thomas 

7:00 
CBS:  Poetic   Melodies 
NBC-Blue:   Easy  Aces 
NBC-Red:   Amos  'n'    Andy 

7:15 

CBS:    Hollywood   Screenscoops 
NBC-Blue:   Mr.   Keen 
NBC-Red:   Vocal    Varieties 

7:30 

CBS:    Helen    Menken 
NBC-Blue    Lum  and  Abner 

8:00 

CBS:    Edward    G.    Robinson 
NBC-Blue:  Husband  and  Wives 
NBC-Red:   Johnny   Presents 

8:30 

CBS:  Al  Jolson 
NBC-Blue:   Edgar  A.   Guest 
NBC-Red:  Wayne   King 

9:00 

CBS:  Al   Pearce 

NBC-Red:    Vox    Pop — Parks   Johnson 

9:30 

CBS:  Jack  Oakie 
NBC-Blue:    NBC    Night    Club 
NBC-Red:   Packard    Mardi   Gras 

10:00 

NBC-Blue:   Gen.   Hugh  S.  Johnson 
10:30 

NBC-Red:  Jimmie   Fidler 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


HELEN 
MENKEN 


If  your  job  is  stunted,  feed  it  on  new  ideas  and  it  will  grow. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Nov.  30 


l_JERE'S  a  late  entry  in  the  list  of 
new  shows  —  Homemaker's  Ex- 
change,  sponsored  by  the  National  Ice 
Advertising  Co.,  on  NBC-Red  every 
Tuesday  and  Thursday  from  11:30  to 
11:45.  ...  If  you  take  your  house- 
keeping seriously,  this  is  the  one  for 
you  to  listen  to.  .  .  .  That  great  visitor- 
arounder,  Eddie  Cantor,  stops  in  on  the 
Packard  Mardi  Gras  tonight — NBC- 
Red  at  9:30 — to  swap  a  few  jokes 
with  Charlie  Butterworth  and  a  song  or 
two  with  Lanny  Ross.  There  must  be 
mighty  few  variety  or  comedy  programs 
coming  from  Hollywood  that  Eddie 
hasn't  guest-starred  on  at  one  time  or 
another.  .  .  .  Two  good  music  programs 
follow  one  another  in  quick  succession 
this  afternoon — the  Rochester  Civic  Or- 


chestra at  1:45  on  NBC-Blue,  then  the 
NBC  Music  Guild  on  the  same  network 
at  2:30.  .  .  .  The  Goldbergs  are  on 
NBC-Red  at  12:15,  but  if  you  haven't 
an  NBC  station  handy  at  that  time  don't 
worry — they're  making  recordings  of 
the  program  too,  for  broadcast  over 
local  stations.  .  .  .  There's  a  new  kind 
of  serial  program  on  the  air  now — 7:15 
tonight,   Wednesday   and    Thursday   on 

NBC-Blue called    Mr.    Keen,    Tracer 

of  Lost  Persons.  .  .  .  Leave  your  set 
tuned  in  to  it  after  you've  finished  lis- 
tening to  Easy  Aces,  and  see  if  it 
doesn't  promise  something  in  the  way 
of  entertainment.  .  .  .  Your  Almanac's 
complaint  to  sponsors:  What  ever  hap- 
pened to  the  Ma  and  Pa  series?  It  was 
great  entertainment. 


Energetic  Mr.  Cantor 
is  the  guest  star  to- 
night on  the  Packard 
program,  NBC  at  9:30. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Dec.  7 


Lovely  voice,  lovely 
face,  is  the  way  to 
describe  Jack  Oakie's 
singer     Sugar     Kane. 


'T^UESDAY  again,  and  once  more  you 
have  to  make  a  choice  between  Jack 
Oakie's  College  and  the  Packard  Mardi 
Gras.  .  .  .  You  have  to  pick  your  choice 
between  crews  composed  of  Oakie, 
Benny  Goodman,  Stu  Erwin,  Sugar 
Kane,  Helen  Lind,  Raymond  Hatton, 
Georgie  Stoll,  William  Austin,  Harry 
Barris — and  Lanny  Ross,  Charlie  But- 
terworth, Raymond  Paige,  Jane  Rhodes, 
and  a  guest.  .  .  .  Help,  sponsors,  can't 
one  of  you  change  his  time?  .  .  .  Any- 
way, your  Almanac  plumps  flat-footed 
for  Jack  Oakie  tonight,  and  perhaps  one 
reason  is  Sugar  Kane,  who  definitely 
has  something  when  she  sings  a  blues 
song.  Besides  being  beautiful  and  a 
swell  singer,  she's  loyal  too — wears  as- 
cot scarves  embroidered  with  packages 


of  Camels.  .  .  .  Mr.  Oakie,  who  has  just 
passed  the  two  hundred  pound  mark 
and  is  still  going  strong,  says  he  doesn't 
plan  to  go  on  a  diet.  "If  the  fans  like 
me,"  he  says,  "they'll  like  a  lot  of  me!" 
Seems  logical.  .  .  .  Venita  Varden, 
Jack's  little  woman,  likes  to  come  to 
broadcasts,  but  sometimes  she  stays 
on  the  stage  too  long.  The  other  night 
the  curtain  rose  before  she  had  a  chance 
to  leave  the  stage,  and  all  through  the 
broadcast  she  sat  there  with  the  co-ed 
chorus.  Not  singing,  though.  .  .  .  After 
Oakie  College  comes  Benny  Goodman's 
Swing  School,  at  10:00,  and  when  it's 
finished  you  still  must  listen  to  Jimmie 
Fidler,  on  NBC-Red  at  10:30.  .  .  . 
Jimmie* s  the  most  popular  of  Holly- 
wood gossip  broadcasters  these  fine  days. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Dec.  14 


l^BC  has  a  new  band  for  you  to 
listen  to  tonight — /ess  Hawkins, 
opening  at  the  New  Penn  Club  in  Pitts- 
burgh, Pa.  ...  A  reminder:  Col.  Jack 
Major  is  on  today,  instead  of  Monday, 
at  3:00  on  CBS.  Listen  for  the  hog- 
call  the  Colonel  emits  at  the  start  of 
his  program.  ,  .  .  Edward  G.  Robinson 
continues  his  swell  portrait  of  a  news- 
paper man  on  Big  Town,  tonight  at 
8:00  on  CBS.  That  is,  it's  a  swell 
portrait  of  a  newspaper  man  as  fiction 
and  the  movies  think  he  is — it's  no  more 
like  a  real  newspaper  man  than  Eddie 
Robinson  in  real  life  is  like  a  gangster. 
.  .  .  Eddie  wants  some  day  to  play 
Napoleon  either  in  the  movies  or  on 
the  stage,  but  so  far  he  never  has.  He 
smokes    a    lot — cigars,    cigarettes    or    a 


pipe,  depending  on  his  mood,  has  a 
large  library  and  art  collection,  plays 
the  harp  and  the  piccolo,  as  well  as  a 
good  game  of  ping  pong.  .  .  .  That 
Chesterfield  Sports  broadcast  that  used 
to  be  on  CBS  at  6:35  is  off  the  air 
now,  which  is  too  bad,  but  its  exit  gave 
George  Hall's  orchestra  another  chance 
to  go  on  the  air,  which  is  good.  There's 
a  small  army  of  people  who'd  rather 
listen  to  George  Hall  and  Dolly  Dawn 
than  eat.  Who  is  your  Almanac  to 
say  they're  wrong?  .  .  .  Which  leaves 
just  room  enough  to  remind  you  that 
Peggy  Wood  is  on  this  afternoon  at 
5:00  on  NBC-Blue,  and  there's  no  pre- 
dicting what  she'll  be  talking  about. 
It  may  be  the  stage,  and  it  may  be  her 
neighbor's   children. 


Edward  G.  Robinson 
plays  a  newspaperman 
in  Big  Town,  tonight 
at   8    o'clock    on    CBS. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Dec.  21 


Spencer  Bentley  plays 
Bob  Drake  in  the  Bet- 
ty and  Bob  serial  on 
CBS   today,    I    o'clock. 


THIRST  order  of  the  day:  birthday 
greetings  to  Andre  Kostelanetz,  who 
was  born  thirty-six  years  ago  today  in 
St.  Petersburg,  Russia.  Andre  will  be 
celebrating  today  by  rehearsing  tomor- 
row night's  broadcast — the  broadcast 
that  has  Lily  Pons  on  it  as  a  guest 
star.  Bet  that's  enough  celebration  to 
make  him  happy.  .  .  .  Today  meet 
Spencer  Bentley,  who  took  over  the 
role  of  Bob  Drake  in  Betty  and  Bob 
when  Les  Tremayne  left  the  cast.  .  .  . 
Spence  is  twenty-seven  years  old  and 
looks  a  little  like  Dicfc  Powell  (see  pic- 
ture at  left  if  you  don't  believe  it).  He 
came  from  a  stage  family  but  his  child- 
hood ambition  was  to  be  a  navy  officer. 
When  he  grew  up  he  almost  achieved 
it — was  purser  on  five  ocean  liners.  .  .  , 


Then  the  stage  got  him  after  all — he 
was  in  twelve  Broadway  hits  before 
making  his  radio  debut.  He  married 
Berry  Colter  in  1931;  he's  five  feet 
seven  inches  tall,  and  has  dark  hair 
and  eyes.  He's  assistant  editor  of  the 
Lambs  Club  newspaper,  "The  Script," 
and  owns  a  chow  and  a  wire-haired  fox 
terrier.  .  .  .  Listen  to  him  today  and 
every  week  day  at  1:00  o'clock  on 
CBS.  .  .  .  Today's  a  good  time,  too,  to 
listen  to  that  Hollywood  in  Person 
show,  CBS  at  1:45.  It's  not  only  en- 
tertaining, but  you'll  learn  a  lot  of 
things  from  it  you'll  be  glad  to  know. 
.  .  .  The  same  goes  for  Emily  Post,  on 
CBS  at  10:30,  and  for  the  Mystery 
Chef,  NBC-Red  at  11:45 — both  times 
A.M. 


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All  time  is  Eastern  Standard 
8:00  A.   M. 

NBC-Red:  Good  morning  Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:   William    Meeder 
XBC-Red:    Ben   Silverberg 
0:00 
NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 
NBC-Red:    Women   and    News 
9:15 
CBS:   Richard    Maxwell 
NBC-Red:    Fields  and    Hall 
9:30 

CBS:    Fiddler's    Fancy 
9:45 
CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 

NBC-Blue:   Aunt  Jemina 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty   Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Mary  Martin 

NBC-Red:   Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:  Myrt  and  Marge 

NBC-Blue:   Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Red:  John's  Other  Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

NBC-Blue:  Kitchen  Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Today's   Children 
11:00 

CBS:  Heinz  Magazine 

NBC-Blue:   The   O'Neills 

NBC-Red:  David  Harum 
II  :I5 

NBC-Blue:  Road  of  Life 

NBC-Red:  Backstage  Wife 
11:30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Bed:   How  to   Be  Charming 
;l:45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

MBS:   Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:   Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:   Hello  Peggy 
12:00  Noon 

CBS:    Mary  Margaret   Mc Bride 

NBC-Blue:  Time  for  Thought 

NBC-Red:   Girl  Alone 
12:15 

CBS:  Edwin  C.  Hill 

NBC-Red:  The  Goldbergs 
12:30 

CBS:   Romance  of  Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:  Farm  and  Home  Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our  Gal   Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:  Betty  and  Bob 
1:15 

CBS:   Betty  Crocker 

NBC-Red:  Words  and  Music 
1:30 

CBS:  Arnold  Grimm's  Daughter 

NBC-Blue:    Love   and    Learn 
1:45 

CBS:  Hollywood  in  Person 

NBC-Red:    Dan   Harding's  Wife 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 

NBC-Bed:   Your    Health 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and  Loretta 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 
2:45 

MBS:   Beatrice  Fairfax 
3:00 

NBC-Red:  Pepper  Young's  Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:  Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:  Jennie   Peabody 

NBC-Red:   Vic  and   Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:   Curtis   Music    Inst. 

NBC-Blue:   Club    Matinee 

NBC-Red:   Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:    Mary   Marlin 
4:45 

CBS:   Dr.  Allan   R.   Dafoe 

NBC-Red:  Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:  Follow  the  Moon 
5:15 

CBS:  Life  of  Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Red:  Terry  and  the  Pirates 
5:30 

CBS:  Children's  Corner 

NBC-Blue:    Singing    Lady 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 
5  -45 

'CBS:    Hilltop    House 

NBC-Blue:  Ton  Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little  Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

Press-Radio    News 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell   Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic    Melodies 

NBC-Blue:   Easy  Aces 

NBC-Bed:  Amos  'n'  Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Hobby   Lobby 

NBC-Blue:   Mr.   Keen 
-NBC-Red:  Uncle  Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

CBS:  Boake  Carter 
8:00 

CBS:  Cavalcade  of  America 

NBC-Blue:    Eddie    Duchin 

NBC-Red:    One    Man's    Family 
8:30 

CBS:   Eddie  Cantor 

NBC-Blue:  Sidney  Skolsky 

NBC-Red:  Wayne  King 
9:00 

CBS:  Andre   Kostelanetz 

NBC-Red:  Town    Hall  Tonight 
9:30 

CBS:  Tish 
10:00 

CBS:  Gang  Busters,  Phillips  Lord 

NBC-Blue:   Gen   Hugh   S.  Johnson 

NBC-Red:  Your  Hit  Parade 
10:30 

MBS:  The   Lone   Ranger 
12:30 

NBC-Red:  Lights  Out 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


Wectnedocuf's 

HIGHLIGHTS 


By 

Andre 
Kostelanetz 


There's  no  "guess"  room  in  the  Hall  of  Fame 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Nov.  24 


^"OT  too  busy  getting  that  turkey 
ready  for  tomorrow  to  listen  to 
the  radio,  are  you?  Try  making  the 
stuffing  while  you  listen  to  Fred  Allen 
.  .  .  who  is  broadcasting  his  second  pro- 
gram of  the  new  season  tonight  at 
9:00 — and  doing  it  from  Hollywood, 
too.  .  .  .  Somebody  else  pretty  swell 
is  on  the  air  at  9:00  too — Mme.  Lotte 
Lehmann,  Austrian  soprano  who  has 
been  called  "the  world's  greatest  sing- 
ing actress."  She's  guesting  tonight  on 
Andre  Kostelanetz'  Chesterfield  pro- 
gram. Great  singer  though  she  is,  Mme. 
Lehmann  is  prouder  of  the  two  books 
she  has  written  and  had  published. 
One's  a  novel  called  "Eternal  Flight," 
and  you  may  be  reading  it  in  English 
translation  this  winter.    The  other's  an 


autobiography,  and  hasn't  been  pub- 
lished outside  of  Europe  yet.  Last 
spring  she  made  a  concert  tour  of  Aus- 
tralia, and  this  winter  she's  singing  at 
the  Metropolitan  Opera  in  New  York. 
.  .  .  After  the  Kostelanetz-Lehmann 
show,  CBS  has  another  instalment  of 
Tish,  the  dramatization  of  Mary  Rob- 
ert's Rinehart's  short  stories.  .  .  .  And 
at  10:00,  the  Gang  Busters  show  will  be 
exciting  as  always.  ...  If  you're  a  real 
stayer-up-late,  tune  in  Lights  Out  at 
12:30 — half  an  hour  after  midnight 
tonight — and  enjoy  a  couple  of  cold 
chills.  .  .  .  Arch  Oboler,  who  writes 
these  horror  sketches,  is  in  Hollywood 
now,  preparing  a  new  weekly  dramatic 
series.  At  last  reports,  he  was  also 
writing  Irene   Rich's   sketches. 


Lotte  Lehmann,  singer 
and  writer,  is  guest 
star  tonight  on  the 
Chesterfield    program. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Dec.  1 


Ezio  Pinza,  basso, 
sings  with  Andre  Kos- 
telanetz tonight  on 
CBS    at    nine    o'clock. 


XKTITH  the  air  full  of  sniffles,  and 
the  holiday  season  not  far  ahead, 
now  is  the  time  to  pay  attention  to 
the  program  called  Your  Health,  on 
NBC-Red  at  2:00  this  afternoon.  You 
might  hear  something  on  it  that  would 
make  it  the  most  important  program  on 
the  air  for  you.  .  .  .  You've  read  the 
fiction  story  of  The  Life  of  Mary 
Sothern  in  Radio  MIRROR — now  set 
aside  the  quarter-hour  from  5:15  to 
5:30  every  week  day  to  listen  to  it  as 
further  developments  unfold  themselves 
on  the  air.  It's  dramatic,  sometimes 
exciting  and  sometimes  funny,  but  al- 
ways well  worth  the  listening.  .  .  .  And 
if  you  want  a  good  mystery  plot,  lend 
an  ear  to  Follow  the  Moon,  which  pre- 
cedes   The    Life    of   Mary   Sothern    on 


CBS  at  5:00.  More  murders  than  you 
can  shake  a  machine-gun  at,  and  not 
a  culprit  anywhere.  .  .  .  Andre  Kos- 
telanetz' guest  tonight  at  9:00  on  CBS 
is  Ezio  Pinza,  leading  basso  of  the 
Metropolitan  Opera.  He's  still  in  his 
thirties,  and  has  been  a  soldier,  a  civil 
engineer,  and  a  professional  bicycle 
racer  as  well  as  a  singer.  He  quit 
bicycle  racing  because  he  never  won — 
and  took  the  jeering  advice  of  his  team- 
mates who  heard  him  sing  in  the 
shower-room  and  advised  him  to  forget 
bicycles  and  sing  for  a  living  instead. 
Now  when  he  isn't  singing  he  spends 
most  of  his  time  at  the  wheel  of  his 
automobile.  He  was  born  and  raised 
in  Italy.  .  .  .  Don't  forget  Your  Hit  Pa- 
rade. NBC-Red  at  10:00. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday  Dec.  8 


ANOTHER  famed  opera  singer  is  on 
the  Chesterfield  show  tonight — 
Kirsten  Flagstad,  who  specializes  in 
singing  Mr.  Wagner's  music.  Patrons 
of  the  Metropolitan  Opera  never  have 
been  able  to  agree  on  whether  she's 
better  than  Lotte  Lehmann,  whom  you 
heard  two  weeks  ago,  or  not.  Maybe 
you  can  decide — and  after  all,  your 
own  opinion  is  the  only  one  that 
counts.  .  .  .  Or  perhaps  you'd  rather 
listen  to  Fred,  Portland,  and  the 
Mighty  Allen  Art  Players  on  NBC-Red 
at  9:00.  .  .  .  From  8:00  to  9:00  there 
are  more  programs  than  you  can  pos- 
sibly listen  to  in  comfort — Cavalcade 
of  America,  Eddy  Duchin,  and  One 
Man's  Family  all  on  at  8:00;  and  Eddie 
Cantor,    Sidney    Skolsky,    and    Wayne 


King  all  on  at  8:30.  Your  Almanac 
suggests  these  pairs :  One  Man's  Family 
and  Cantor;  Duchin  and  Skolsky;  Cav- 
alcade and  Wayne  King.  .  .  .  Earlier 
in  the  evening  you  mustn't  miss  Hobby 
Lobby,  presented  by  Dave  Elman  on 
CBS  at  7:15  Did  you  hear  the  talk- 
ing dog  on  this  show  a  month  or  so 
ago?  And  it  really  talked  too.  Dave 
will  have  some  thing  else  just  as  fasci- 
nating for  tonight.  ...  If  you  listen 
to  Kostelanetz  and  enjoy  his  swell 
classical  music,  you'll  be  all  the  more 
in  the  mood  for  the  equally  swell  dance 
music  on  Your  Hit  Parade,  NBC-Red  at 
10:00.  .  .  .  Since  variety,  you  know, 
is  the  spice  of  radio.  ...  Or  perhaps 
you'll  prefer  listening  to  Gang  Busters, 
on   CBS   at  the    same  time. 


Soprano  Kirsten  Flag- 
stad  sings  for  music 
lovers  tonight  on  the 
Chesterfield    program. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Dec.  15  and  22 


To  close  the  Chester- 
field series,  guest 
star  for  tonight  is 
coloratura     Lily     Pons. 


December  15 :  The  soprano  who 
can  sing  contralto  songs  with  equal 
ease,  and  all  the  time  keep  on  looking 
like  a  million  dollars,  is  Andre  Kos- 
telanetz' guest  star  tonight.  It's  Rose 
Bampton  we  mean.  .  .  .  And  tonight  is 
Andre's  next-to-last  broadcast  on  this 
guest-star  series.  .  .  .  You  ought  to  be 
one  of  Vic  and  Sade's  regular  fans, 
but  it's  just  possible  you  aren't,  so  your 
Almanac  once  more  is  going  to  call 
your  attention  to  this  grand  serial.  If 
you  insist  on  an  exciting  plot,  don't 
bother  with  Vic,  Sade  and  Rush.  But 
if  you  like  quiet,  heart- warming  humor, 
the  kind  that  makes  you  think  of  things 
that  happened  to  you  once,  you  couldn't 
find  a  better  show.  It's  on  NBC-Blue 
at  11:30  A.  M.  and  Red  at  3:30  P.  M. 


December  22:  For  a  serial  that's 
just  the  opposite  of  Vic  and  Sade, 
which  your  Almanac  recommended  last 
week,  listen  to  Girl  Alone,  on  NBC- 
Red  at  noon.  .  .  .  Lots  of  characters, 
lots  of  action,  many  plots  and  sub- 
plots. .  .  .  Tonight  marks  the  end  of 
Andre  Kostelanetz'  Listeners'  Digest 
musical  half-hours.  .  ,  .  Next  week  the 
Chesterfield  show  will  have  a  new 
set-up,  including  a  permanent  singer, 
instead  of  guest  stars.  Kosty  stays  on 
it,  of  course.  .  .  .  Tonight's  a  gala 
occasion  for  another  reason  than  be- 
cause it's  the  last  of  a  series — Andre's 
favorite  singer,  and  yours,  is  the  guest 
star — Lily  Pons,  back  in  New  York 
after  making  "Hitting  a  New  High" 
for  RKO. 

45 


All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 
8:00   A.    M. 

NBC   Red:     Good     Morning    Melodies 
8 : 1  !i 

NUC-Blue     Dick   Leibert 
NBC-Red     Ben   Silverberg 
9:0(1 
CBS:    Dear    Columbia 
NIK'  Blue:    Breakfast    Club 
NBC-Ked:     Women    and    News 
9:15 

NBC-Red:    Fields    and    Hall 
9-30 

MBS:   Journal  of   Living 
9:43 

CBS:    Bachelor's  Children 
NBC-Blue:   Aunt  Jemima 
10:00 
CBS:    Pretty    Kitty    Kelly 
NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marlin 
NBC-Ked-    Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 
CliS:   Myrt  and   Marge 
NB('-Blue:    Ma    Perkins 
NBC-Red:   John's  Other   Wife 
10:30 
CHS:   Emily  Post 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 
NBC-Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
10:45 
NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 
NBC-Red:  Today's  Children 
II  :00 
CBS:    Mary    Lee    Taylor 
NBC-Blue:    The   O'Neills 
NBC-Red      David    Harum 
11:15 
CBS:    Heinz    Magazine 
NBC-Blue:   Road  of  Life 
NBC-Red:    Backstage    Wife 
1 1  :30 
CBS:    Big   Sister 
NBC-Blue:  V;c  and  Sade 
NBC-Red:   Homemakcr's   Exchange 
1 1  :45 
CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 
MBS:   Myra   Kingsley 
NBC-Blue.    Edward    MacHugh 
NBC-Red:    Mystery  Chef 
12:00     Noon 
NBC-Blue:   Time  for   Thought 
NBC-Red:    Girl    Alone 
12:15    P.    M. 
CBS:    Edwin  C.    Hill 
NBC-Red      The    Goldbergs 
12:30 
CBS-    Romance  of    Helen   Trent 
NBC  Blue      Farm    and    Home    Hour 
12:45 

<  Hs     Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:    Betty   and    Bob 
I  :I5 
CBS:    Hymns 

NBC-Red    Words  and  Music 
1 :30 
CBS:    Arnold    Grimm's    Daughter 
NBC-Blue:    Love  and   Learn 
1:45 
CBS:    Hollywood    in   Person 
NBC-Red:   Dan  Harding's  Wife 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and  Loretta 
2:30 

(IIS    School  of  the  Air 
2:45 

MBS:    Beatrice    Fairfax 
3:00 
CBS:    Theater    Matinee 
NBC-Biue     M8C    Light    Opera 
NBC-Ked:    Pepper    Young's    Family 
3:15  .     „  . 

NBC-Blue:    Eastman    Music  School 
NBC-Ked      Ma    Perkins 
3:30 

NBC -Red:    Vic    and    Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red      The    O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted   Maione 
NBC-Blue      Club    Matinee 
NBC-Red:    Lorenzo   Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red     Mary    Marlin 
4:45 

NBC-Red      Road    of    Life 
5:00 

CBS:    Follow  the   Moon 
NBC-Blue     Peggy    Wood 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 
5:30 

CBS:    Dear  Teacher 
NBC-Blue    Singing  Lady 
NBC-Ked:    Jack    Armstrong 
5:45 

CBS:    Hilltop    House 
NBC-Blue:    Tom    Mix 
NBC-Red:  Little  Orphan  Annie 
6 :30 

CHS;     Press-Radio     News 
6:45 

CBS:  Song  Time 
NBC  Blue-     Lowell   Thomas 
7:00 

CBS  Poetic  Melodies 
NBC-Blue:  Easy  Aces 
NBC-Red:    Amos    V    Andy 

7:15 

CBS:     Hollywood    Scrcensconps 

NBC  Blue     Mr.    Keen 

NBC-Ked:    Vocal   Varieties 
7:30 

CBS    We.  The  People 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

NBC-Blue:      Kidoodlers 
8:00 

CBS:    Kate  Smith 

NBC   Blue       Gen     Hugh     S.     Johnson 

NBC-Red:     Rudv    Vallee 
8:30 

NBC   Blue     March   of  Time 
9 :00 

CBS      Major    Bowes    Amateurs 

NBC-Red:    Maxwell    House    Show 

9  "30 

NBC-Blue:   America's  Town   Meetino 

I0:ll» 
CBS:   Buddy  Clark 
NBC-Ked     Kraft    Music   Hall 

10:30  „     .      „    . 

CBS:    Victor    Bays    Orchestra 

NBC  Blue:    NBC   Jamhorco 
1 1  :00 

CBS:     Dance    Music 

NBC   Blue:     Dance    Music 

NBC  Rod:    Dame    Music 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


HIGHLIGHTS 


By 

VICTOR 
BAY 


Don't  be  afraid  to  take  a  chance  and  you  won't  have  a  chance  to  be  afraid 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Nov.  25 


"THREE  hundred  and  sixteen  years 
ago,  Governor  Bradford  proclaimed 
the  first  day  of  Thanksgiving  in  the  New 
England  colonies.  .  .  .  The  first  harvest 
in  the  new  world  had  just  been  gath- 
ered, and  the  day  was  one  of  prayer 
first  and  feasting  afterwards.  .  .  .  Now- 
adays it's  a  day  of  football  first  and 
feasting  afterwards.  .  .  .  But  if  we 
stop  a  minute  to  think,  we  can  find 
plenty  of  things  to  be  thankful  for.  .  .  . 
That  we  aren't  at  war  is  one.  .  .  .  That 
most  of  us  have  jobs  is  another.  .  .  . 
That  radio  exists  is  still  another,  be- 
lieve it  or  not.  .  .  .  For  today  radio 
brings  us  grandstand  seats  at  the  afore- 
mentioned football.  Most  of  the  sta- 
tions are  broadcasting  the  annual 
Thanksgiving      Day      classic      between 


Pennsylvania  and  Cornell.  You'll  hear 
it  on  the  CBS  network  and  stations 
WTAG  WTIC  WJAR  WOR  WFBL 
WHEC  WGR  WIBX  WNBF  WESG 
WOKO  WCAU  WHP  WBRE  WGBI 
WCBA  WKOK  and  WGP.  The 
NBC  network  has  the  Syracuse-Co- 
lumbia game,  and  the  Maryland- 
Washington  and  Lee  game  comes 
over  stations  WBAL  WCHV  WLVA 
WBTM  WGH  WRNL  WDBJ  WSVA 
WJEJ.  .  .  .  Then  settle  down  to  your 
turkey  and  dressing.  .  .  .  Tonight  Don 
Bestor  opens  a  long  engagement  at  the 
Netherland-PIaza  Hotel  in  Cincinnati, 
Ohio,  and  you  hear  the  festivities  over 
NBC  and  WLW.  .  .  .  And  finally,  you 
can  be  thankful  for  Bing  Crosby  and 
Bob  Burns  on  NBC-Red  at  10:00. 


Ted  Hughes,  center, 
is  captain  of  Cor- 
nell's team  in  to- 
day's    pigskin    classic. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Dec.  2 


ng 
aft 


In     charge     ot     sel 
the     stuff     on     Kr 
Music    Hall,    NBC-Red 
at  10 — Ken  Carpenter. 


D/iVG  and  Bob  and  the  rest  of  the 
gang  on  the  Kraft  Music  Hall,  on 
NBC-Red  at  10:00  tonight,  receive 
plenty  of  attention  in  the  magazines 
and  newspapers,  but  there's  one  guy 
who  contributes  his  share  to  the  en- 
tertainment and  never  gets  noticed. 
Your  Almanac  is  making  up  for  this 
neglect  today.  At  the  left  you'll  find 
a  picture  of  Ken  Carpenter,  in  charge 
of  selling  the  stuff.  While  Bing  is 
worrying  over  a  new  way  of  saying 
boop-a-boo  and  Bob  is  thinking  up  a 
new  tall  story.  Ken  frets  over  a  new 
way  of  praising  Kraft  products — or  one 
of  the  other  products  he  talks  about 
in  his  capacity  as  NBC's  chief  Holly- 
wood announcer.  .  .  .  Ken  says  he  was 
a     born     radio    announcer    and     didn't 


know  it  until  an  advertising  agency 
where  he  was  looking  for  a  job  sug- 
gested he  try  it.  .  .  .  That  was  in  1929. 
and  in  1930  he  was  announcer  for  KFI, 
NBC's  Los  Angeles  affiliate.  .  .  .  He's 
never  experienced  stage  or  mike  fright, 
and  would  rather  broadcast  sports 
events  than  anything  else.  .  .  .  He  con- 
siders bridge  a  terrific  waste  of  time, 
but  likes  to  dance  and  go  to  night 
clubs,  play  tennis  and  read.  .  .  .  He's 
married  to  his  college  sweetheart  and 
they  have  a  son  seven  years  old.  .  .  . 
Before  Bing,  Bob  and  Ken  take  the 
air,  don't  forget  that  the  March  of 
Time  is  on  at  a  new  hour  and  a  new 
network — 8:30  on  NBC-Blue.  .  .  .  Too 
bad,  but  if  you  listen  to  it  you'll  miss 
some   of  the  Vallee  Varieties. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Dec.  9 


'pHINGS  to  remember  on  Thursday: 
•*■  the  Homemaker's  Exchange,  on 
NBC-Red  at  11:30.  .  .  .  Emily  Post, 
on  CBS  at  10:30.  .  .  .  NBC  Light 
Opera  on  NBC-Blue  at  3:00  ...  the 
Eastman  School  ol  Music  on  NBC-Blue 
at  3:15.  .  .  .  Dear  Teacher  on  CBS  at 
5:30.  .  .  .  Song  Time  on  CBS  at  6:45. 
.  .  .  We,  the  People,  on  CBS  at  7:30. 
Kate  Smith,  General  Johnson,  and 
Rudy  Vallee,  on  CBS,  NBC-Blue,  and 
NBC-Red  respectively  at  8:00.  .  .  . 
Major  Bowes  and  the  MGM  Good 
News  of  1938  on  CBS  and  NBC-Red 
at  9:00.  .  .  .  Good  News  of  1938,  you 
know,  is  the  name  they  finally  picked 
for  the  show  which  succeeded  the  Show 
Boat,  and  which  usually  shows  up  on 
your  loudspeaker  with  twenty-odd  stars 


on  it.  .  .  .  Almost  anybody  connected 
with  the  Metro  Goldwyn  Mayer  studios 
is  apt  to  bob  up  on  this  program,  but 
one  of  the  most  likely  is  Spencer  Tracy, 
simply  because  he  has  such  a  swell 
radio  personality.  There  was  even  talk 
of  making  him  the  permanent  master 
of  ceremonies  on  the  show,  but  that 
would  keep  him  too  busy  so — regret- 
fully— it  was  shelved.  .  .  .  Spence  was 
born  in  1900  in  Milwaukee,  and  was 
famous  on  the  stage  before  the  movies 
caught  up  with  him.  .  .  .  Cast  at  first 
in  tough-guy  parts,  his  greatest  success 
came  last  year  as  Manuel  in  "Captains 
Courageous",  a  part  that  made  even 
tough  guys  cry.  ,  .  .  He's  married,  and 
has  one  son.  .  .  .  Soon  you'll  see  him 
in    "Mannequin"    with   Joan    Crawford. 


Spencer  Tracy  is  one 
of  the  stars  who  may 
appear  tonight,  MGM 
Good     News     Show. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Dec.  16  and  23 


One  of  radio's  star- 
lets is  Mitzi  Gould 
of  Mrs.  Wiggs  and 
Kitchen     Cavalcade. 


December  16:  You're  likely  to  hear 
Mitzi  Gould,  up-and-coming  young 
NBC  dramatic  actress  twice  today. 
First  on  Mrs.  Wiggs  of  the  Cabbage 
Patch.  NBC-Red  at  10:00,  then  on 
Kitchen  Cavalcade,  NBC-Blue  at  10:45. 
She  plays  Lolita  on  the  first  and 
Susie  on  the  second.  Mitzi's  only 
twenty-two,  tiny  and  brunette,  and  the 
holder  of  a  Bachelor  of  Arts  degree 
from  New  York  University.  She  was 
active  in  dramatic  societies  in  her 
school  days,  and  made  her  first  pro- 
fessional appearance  almost  as  soon  as 
she'd  graduated.  .  .  .  Her  biggest  radio 
thrill  so  far  was  playing  Queen  Victoria 
in  NBC's  special  broadcast,  One  Hun- 
dred Years  of  English  History.  The 
reason    she    was    so    excited    was    that 


Helen  Hayes  is  her  favorite  actress. 
.  .  .  She's  five  feet  three  inches  tall, 
weighs  102  pounds,  has  brown  hair 
and  eyes  and  an  olive  complexion.  .  .  . 
And  her  greatest  extravagance  is  buy- 
ing shoes. 

December  23:  Two  days  before 
Christmas,  and  the  air  will  be  fuller 
than  ever  of  carols.  .  .  .  But  for  a 
little  serious  discussion,  turn  to  Ameri- 
ca's Town  Meeting  of  the  Air,  on  NBC- 
Blue  at  9:30  tonight.  Guest  speakers 
take  their  lives  in  their  hands  and  ask 
the  studio  audiences  to  fire  questions  at 
them — and  sometimes  the  questions 
are  impertinent  as  well  as  searching. 
If  you're  interested  in  what  goes  on 
in    the   world,   you'll   like   it. 


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All   time    is    Eastern    Standard 
8:00  A.M. 

NBC-Red:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:    William    Mecder 

XBC-Red:    Ben    Silverberg 
9:00 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:  Women  and   News 
9:30 

CBS:   Sunny    Melodies 
9:45 

NBC-Blue:  Aunt  Jemima 

CBS:    Bachelor's   Children 
10:00 

CBS:  Pretty  Kitty  Kelly 

NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marlin 

NBC-Red:  Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:  Myrt  and  Marge 

NBC-Blue:   Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Red:  John's  Other  Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wohs 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper   Young's    Family 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen   Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Today's   Children 
11:00 

CBS:   Heinz   Magazine 

NBC-Blue:  The  O'Neills 

NBC-Red:   David  Harum 
11:15 

NBC-Blue:   Road  of  Life 

NBC-Red:    Backstage   Wife 
11:30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:  How  to  Be  Charming 
11:45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

MBS     Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:   Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:   Hello  Peggy 
12:00  Noon 

CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 

NBC-Blue:   Time   for   Thought 

NBC-Red:   Girl  Alone 
12:15 

CBS:   Edwin  C.    Hill 

NBC-Red:  The  Goldbergs 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance   of    Helen   Trent 

NBC-Blue:    Farm    and    Home    Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our   Gal   Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:  Betty  Crocker 

XBC-Red:    Words  and    Music 
1:30 

CBS:  Arnold  Grimm's  Daughter 

NBC-Blue:   Love  and   Learn 
1:45 

CBS:  Hollywood  in  Person 

NBC-Red:   Dan   Harding's  Wife 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn  Cravens 

NBC:    Music    Appreciation 
2:15 

CBS:  Jack  and   Loretta 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 
2:45 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 

NBC-Blue:    Radio  Guild 

NBC-Red:   Pepper  Young's   Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:   Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:   Jennie   Peabody 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 

NBC-Blue:  Club  Matinee 

NBC-Red:   Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Bed:  The  Guiding   Light 
4:30 

NBC-Red:    Mary    Marlin 
4:45 

CBS:  Dr.  Allan  R.  Dafoe 

NBC-Bed:   Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the   Moon 
5:15 

CBS:  Life  of   Mary  Sothern 
5:30 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 
5:45 

CBS:   Hilltop   House 

NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little  Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

CBS:    Press-Radio    News 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell    Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:  Poetic  Melodies 

NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'   Andy 
7:15 

NBC-Blue:    Dr.    Karl    Reiland 

NBC-Red:   Uncle  Ezra 
?:30 

NBC-Blue:  Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

CBS:  Boake  Carter 

NBC-Red:  Bughouse  Rhythm 
8:00 

CBS:   Hammerstein   Music   Hall 

MBS:    Mary  Jane  Walsh 

NBC-Blue:    Grand    Central    Station 

NBC-Red:  Cities  Service  Concert 
8:30 

CBS:   Hal   Kemp's  Orch. 

NBC-Blue:   Death   Valley   Days 
9:00 

CBS:  Hollywood   Hotel 

NBC-Blue:    Varsity   Show 

XBC-Red:   Waltz  Time 
9:30 

NBC-Red:  True  Story  Court 
10:00 

CBS:  Song  Shop 

NBC-Blue:  Tommy   Dorsey  Orch. 

NBC-Red:    First   Nighter 
10:30 

MBS:  The   Lone    Ranger 

XBC-Blue:    Detective   Stories 

XBC-Red:  Jimmie  Fidler 
10:45 

XBC-Red:   Dorothy  Thompson 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


HIGHLIGHTS 


By 
LES 

TREMAYNE 


Smiles  are  passports  to  the  land  of  plenty. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Nov.  26 


'T^ODAY'S  fare  for  your  table:  turkey 
hash.  Today's  fare  for  your  loud- 
speaker: A  special  fight  broadcast  from 
Madison  Square  Garden,  brought  to 
you  by  NBC.  .  .  .  The  Radio  Guild,  on 
NBC-Blue  at  3:00,  presenting  air  ver- 
sions of  famous  plays.  .  .  .  Dr.  Karl 
Reiland  on  NBC-Blue  at  7:15  in  an- 
other of  his  refreshingly  different  talks. 
.  .  .  The  Cities  Service  Concert  on 
NBC-Red  at  8:00.  .  .  .  Death  Valley 
Days  on  NBC-Blue  at  8:30.  .  .  .  The 
Varsity  Show  on  the  same  network  at 
9:00.  .  .  and  the  True  Story  Court  of 
Human  Relations  at  9:30.  .  .  .  Then,  at 
10:00,  there's  the  old  reliable  First 
Nighter  program,  sure  to  be  ready  with 
an  entertaining  half-hour  play,  starring 
Barbara  Luddy  and  Les  Tremayne.  .  .  . 


Barbara  must  be  the  tiniest  of  all  radio 
actresses:  with  high  heels  on,  she  stands 
exactly  four  feet,  ten  and  five-eighths 
inches  tall,"  and  whenever  there  are 
any  tall  actors  in  the  cast  of  one  of 
her  radio  plays  she  has  to  be  provided 
with  a  box  to  reach  the  microphone. 
Born  in  Helena,  Montana,  she  was  sent 
to  a  mission  school  by  her  aunt  who 
wanted  her  to  become  a  missionary. 
But  the  sisters  discovered  Babs'  glori- 
ous child  voice,  and  at  eight  she  was 
singing  for  Red  Cross  drives.  A  theater 
manager  heard  her  and  booked  her  for 
a  vaudeville  tour — and  she's  been  on 
the  stage  ever  since.  She  has  played 
leads  opposite  such  stars  as  Leslie 
Howard,  Francis  Lederer,  Edward 
Everett  Horton  and  William  Powell. 


Tiny  but  talented — 
Barbara  Luddy,  lead- 
ing lady  of  tonight's 
First    Nighter    drama. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Dec.  3 


Robert  Simmons,  top 
tenor  of  the  Cities 
Service  Hour's  Rev- 
elers    male     quartet. 


'"PODAY  and  every  day  except  Satur- 
day  and  Sunday  you'll  be  listening 
to  that  engaging  program,  Pepper 
Young's  Family,  which  its  sponsors 
have  been  kind  enough  to  broadcast 
twice  a  day  for  you.  .  .  .  10:30  A.  M. 
on  NBC-Blue  and  3:00  P.  M.  on  NBC. 
Red.  .  .  .  Did  you  know  that  when 
Elaine  Sterne  Carrington,  who  writes 
the  serial,  decided  to  have  Pepper  learn 
to  fly,  nothing  would  do  but  she  must 
learn  to  fly  herself?  She  started  out 
by  spending  an  hour  a  week  at  Roose- 
velt Field,  found  learning  to  fly  so 
fascinating  she  kept  at  it  even  after 
she'd  gained  all  the  local  color  she 
needed  for  Pepper  Young's  Family. 
Not  that  the  sponsor  liked  the  idea  at 
all,    because    writers    as    good    as    Mrs. 


Carrington  are  hard  to  find.  .  .  .  And 
if  you've  read  her  story,  Pepper  Young 
Steps  Out,  in  this  issue  of  Radio 
Mirror,  you'll  agree  that  she  can  turn 
her  hand  to  fiction  with  equal  ease. 
Pay  particular  attention  to  the  Revel- 
ers when  you  listen  to  the  Cities  Service 
Concert  tonight  at  8:00  on  NBC-Red. 
They're  the  male  quartet,  you  know, 
and  considered  by  a  good  many  well- 
qualified  critics  to  be  the  best  male 
quartet  on  the  air.  Robert  Simmons  is 
top  tenor;  Lewis  James,  second  tenor; 
Elliott  Shaw,  baritone,  and  Wilfred 
Glenn,  bass.  Bob  Simmons  is  the  hus- 
band of  Patti,  youngest  of  the  Pickens 
Sisters.  He  doesn't  smoke,  drink,  or 
gamble,    but    you'd    like    him    just    the 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Dec.  10 


DIRTHDAY  greetings  today  to  two 
lovely  ladies  —  Dorothy  Lamour 
of  the  Chase  and  Sanborn  hour,  and 
Jean  Dickenson  of  the  American  Album 
of  Familiar  Music — both  singers,  both 
dark,  both  eye-filling.  .  .  .  Tonight  you 
have  a  chance  to  listen  to  one  of  radio's 
unusual  personalities  —  Jerry  Mann, 
who  started  out  on  the  Hammerstein 
Music  Hall  some  eighty  weeks  ago  as  a 
guest  star  and  made  such  a  hit  that 
he's  still  on  the  program.  Not  only 
that,  but  his  first  Hammerstein  Music 
Hall  show  was  the  first  time  he  had 
ever  worked  as  a  comedian.  He'd  been 
on  the  stage  since  he  was  nine,  but 
always  as  a  mimic.  .  .  .  At  fourteen, 
he  was  making  six  hundred  dollars  a 
week    in    vaudeville.    .    .    .    He    always 


has  mike  fright,  but  gets  over  it  as 
soon  as  he  starts  to  talk.  .  .  .  He's  un- 
married, and  has  two  hobbies,  motoring 
and  feeding  the  Central  Park  pigeons 
in  the  winter  when  pigeons  don't  have 
much  luck  in  scouting  around  for  them- 
selves. .  .  .  He's  also  very  superstitious, 
and  if  he's  working  in  front  of  an  audi- 
ence insists  on  standing  so  his  right 
side  faces  the  audience.  .  .  .  At  10:00 
tonight,  on  CBS,  there's  the  Coca  Cola 
Song  Shop,  which  features  Frank  Crum- 
it,  Kitty  Carlisle,  Reed  Kennedy, 
Alice  Cornett,  and  Gus  Haenschen's  or- 
chestra— an  elaborate  forty-five  minute 
program  which  is  your  dish  if  you  like 
plenty  of  music  and  not  much  comedy. 
And  at  10:45  that  stimulating  feminine 
news  commentator,  Dorothy  Thompson. 


Jerry  Mann,  comedian 
on  Hammerstein's  Mu- 
sic     Hall      tonight     at 


8     o'clac 


lack 


CBS. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Dec.  17 


Waltz  Time's  Frank 
Munn  dashes  for  home 
as  soon  as  tonight's 
broadcast    is    ended. 


"pRIDAY  afternoon,  and  time  to  lis- 
ten to  Dr.  Walter  Damrosch's  Music 
Appreciation  broadcast,  over  both  NBC 
networks  at  2:00  o'clock.  Don't  let  the 
title  scare  you  off,  if  you  haven't  ever 
listened  to  this  program  before.  It's 
entertaining  first  and  instructive  later, 
principally  because  Dr.  Damrosch,  that 
grand  old  man,  has  such  a  winning  radio 
personality.  .  .  .  Also  exclusively  for 
Friday  listeners  are  the  Reginald  For- 
tune detective  stories,  on  NBC-Blue  at 
10:30,  and  Dorothy  Thompson  on 
NBC-Red  at  10:45 — both  P.  M.  The 
Fortune  stories  are  adapted  from  the 
popular  mystery  novels  and  short- 
stories,  and  Richard  Gordon  plays 
Reginald  Fortune.  .  .  .  Frank  Munn, 
one  of  Sunday's  favorites,  is  on  tonight, 


too,  in  Waltz  Time  with  Lois  Bennett — 
NBC-Red  at  9:00.  Frank's  been  de- 
scribed as  "a  tuneful  tenor  and  a  con- 
firmed commuter."  After  every  broad- 
cast he  dashes  away  from  the  studios 
and  catches  the  next  train  for  his  home 
in  Freeport.  Long  Island.  .  .  .  His 
favorite  hobby  is  connected  with 
trains,  too — he  loves  to  sit  in  the  cab 
of  a  locomotive,  and  in  his  spare  time 
he  often  visits  the  roundhouse  at  Har- 
mon, New  York,  to  chat  with  his  en- 
gineer friends.  In  fact,  his  boyhood 
ambition  was  to  be  a  railroad  engineer, 
but  unlike  the  rest  of  us,  he  hasn't  for- 
gotten it.  He's  jovial  and  good-natured, 
and  his  favorite  phrase  is  "Take  it 
easy."  He  spends  at  least  two  hours  a 
day  listening  to  the  radio. 


47 


All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 


8:00  A. 
NBC- 
NBC- 

8:15 
NBC- 
NBC - 

9:00 
CBS: 
NBC- 
NBC - 

9:15 
NBC- 

9:30 
CBS: 

iUBS: 

9:45 
\  P.C- 

NBC- 


M. 
Blue:   Norsemen   Quartet 
Red:   Good   Morning   Melodies 


Blue:    Dick    Leibert 
Bed:    Ben   Silverberg 


Roy   Block 

Blue     Breakfast  Club 
Red:   The   Wise   Man 


Red:   Fields  and    Hall 

Richard   Maxwell 
Journal  of  Living 


Blue:    Aunt    Jemina 
Red:    Landt    Trio 


10:00 
CBS:   Fred   Feibel 
NBC-Blue:    Breen   and    De   Rose 
NBC-Red:   Nancy   Swanson 

10:15 

NBC-Blue:   Swingtime  Trio 
NBC-Red:   Charioteers 

10:30 
CBS-    Let's    Pretend 
NBC-Blue:    Bill    Krenz    Orchestra 


11:00 
CBS:      Cincinnati 
Music 

NBC-Blue 
NBC-Red: 


Conservatory      of 


Patricia   Pvan 
Florence    Hale    Forum 


11:15 

NBC-Blue. 
NBC-Red: 

11:30 

NBC-Blue: 
NBC-Red: 


Minute    Men 

Ford    Rush,    Silent    Slim 


Our  Barn 
Half    Past 


Eleven 


12:00  Noon 
CBS:    Captivators 
NBC-Blue.    Call   to   Youth 
NBC-Red:   Continentals 

12:30 
CBS:   George   Hall   Orch. 
NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
NBC-Red:    Rex    Battle's   Orch. 

1:00 
NBC-Red: 


Happy  Jack 


1:30 
CBS:    Buffalo   Presents 
NBC-Blue:    Club    Matinee 
NBC-Red:   Campus   Capers 

2:00 

CBS:  Football 

MBS:    Football 

NBC-Red:    Your    Host   is   Buffalo 


2:30 

NBC-Blue:    Louis    Panico's 
NBC-Red:   Golden    Melodies 


Orch. 


2:45 

CBS: 

Tours 

in  Tone 

3:30 

CBS: 

Waltzes  of  the  World 

5:30 

NBC -Red: 
garten 

Kaltenmeyer's 

5:45 

CBS: 

Coolidge    Quartet 

6:05 

NBC 
NBC 

-Blue:   Rakov's  Orch. 
Red:   El  Chico   Revue 

6:30 

NBC 

Press 

-Radio    News 

Kinder- 


6:35 

NBC-Blue-    Football    Scores 
NBC-Red:   Strolling   Songster 

6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Johnny    O'Brien    Orch. 
NBC-Red:    The   Art   of    Living 

7:00 

CBS:  Saturday  Swing  Session 
NBC-Blue:  Message  of  Israel 
NBC- Red:  Top   Hatters 

7:30 

CBS 


:   Carborundum   Band 
NBC-Blue:     Uncle     Jim's 
Bee 


Question 


7:45 

NBC-Red: 


Jean   Sablon 


8:00 

CBS:  Your  Unseen  Friend 
NBC-Blue:  Al  Roth  Orch 
NBC-Red:    Robert   Ripley 

8:30 

CBS:    Johnny    Presents 
NBC-Blue:    Linton    Wells 
NBC-Red:    Jack    Haley 

9:00 

CBS:   Professor  Quiz 

NBC-Blue:    National    Barn    Dance 

NBC-Red:    Concert  Orchestra 

9:30 

CBS:   Your   Pet   Program 
NBC-Red:   Special    Delivery 

10:00 
CBS:  Your  Hit  Parade 
NBC:   NBC  Symphony  Orch 

11:00 
CBS:    Dance    Music 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


By 

B.  A. 
ROLFE 


Nothing  is  under  control   until  you  are. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Nov.  27 


'"TONIGHT'S  the  last  night  for  Pierre 
Monteux,  noted  French  conductor, 
to  lead  the  NBC  Symphony  Orchestra — 
on  both  NBC  networks,  from  10:00  to 
11:30  P.  M.  Next  Saturday  Artur 
Rodzinski  takes  the  baton  for  three 
concerts  before  Maestro  Toscanini  ar- 
rives. .  .  .  Your  variety  highlight  for 
tonight  is  the  hour  between  8:00  and 
9:00  on  NBC-Red,  starting  with  Robert 
Ripley  and  his  oddities  and  proceeding 
to  Jack  Haley,  Virginia  Verrill,  Wendy 
Barrie,  and  Warren  Hull  at  8:30.  .  .  . 
You  ought  to  know  more  about  this 
guy  Hull,  master  of  ceremonies  on 
Haley's  program.  He  was  born  near 
Niagara  Falls  in  1903.  Became  a  stage 
actor  after  winning  athletic  laurels  in 
college,    and   from    the    stage    went    to 


radio.       He's    in    the    movies    too — his 
latest  is  "A   Bride  For  Henry." 

The  day's  football  broadcasts: 
Army-Navy.       NBC,    CBS    and    MBS 

networks. 
Notre  Dame-Southern  California.  NBC 

network. 
Missouri-University  of  California  at  L. 

A.  MBS  network  (5:45  P.  M.,  E.  S. 

T.) 
Boston      College-Holy     Cross.      WEEI 

WTAG  WDRC  WPRO  WMAS 
Duke-Pitt.   WORC  WTIC  WJARWOR 

KYW  WCAE  WFBG  WTBO  WLEU 

WRVA  WBT  WCAU  WDNC  WGY 

WBAL  WJEJ. 
Georgia    Tech-Georgia.      WSB    WTOC 

WRDW. 
Florida-Auburn.  WJAX  WIOD  WRUF. 


Warren  Hull  is  master 
of  ceremonies  on  the 
Jack  Haley  Log  Cabin 
show  on  NBC  -tonight. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Dec.  4 


Blond  and  dynamic, 
Artur  Rodzinski  is 
the  conductor  of  to- 
night's NBC  Symphony. 


rpHE  football  season  is  on  the  wane, 
but  there  are  still  enough  games 
for  the  networks  to  be  kept  busy  this 
afternoon.  F'rinstance,  MBS  has  the 
classic  game  between  the  University 
of  California  at  Los  Angeles  and  the 
University  of  Southern  California.  It's 
being  played  in  Los  Angeles,  where, 
so  they  say,  it's  still  warm  on  the 
fourth  of  December.  Between  halves 
they  plan  to  bring  Jimmy  Vandiveer 
to  the  mike  to  introduce  some  famous 
movie  stars  and  ask  them  to  tell  what 
they  think  about  the  game.  .  .  .  For 
you  Southern  listeners,  WTAX,  WIOD 
and  WRUF  have  the  Florida-Ken- 
tucky game.  .  .  .  And  if  there  are  any 
other  good  pigskin  battles  lying  around 
loose    today,    you    can    bet    NBC    and 


CBS  will  grab  on  to  them.  .  .  .  To- 
night Frederick  Stock  directs  the  Chi- 
cago Symphony  in  one  of  its  bi-weekly 
concerts,  broadcast  exclusively  over 
MBS.  Time — 9:15  to  11:00  P.  M.  .  .  . 
Which  conflicts  with  NBC's  symphonic 
plans.  Artur  Rodzinski  directs  the 
first  of  his  three  concerts  with  the 
NBC  Symphony  tonight,  from  10:00 
to  11:30.  .  .  .  That  first  name  of  his 
isn't  a  mis-print — there  really  isn't  any 
h  in  it.  He's  a  native  of  Dalmatia, 
and  studied  to  be  a  doctor.  The  war 
interrupted,  and  he  served  in  the  Aus- 
trian Army  on  the  Russian  frontier. 
Wounded,  he  was  invalided  home.  Leo- 
pold Stokowski  brought  him  from  War- 
saw to  be  assistant  conductor  of  the 
Philadelphia  Orchestra. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Dec.  IT 


lVTOW  that  the  football  season  is 
really  over,  except  for  a  few  big 
special  games  now  and  then,  you  can 
catch  your  breath  and  listen  to  some 
of  Saturday's  standbys.  ...  It  won't 
be  long  before  NBC  knocks  a  good 
many  of  them  off  the  air  so  it  can 
broadcast  the  Saturday  matinees  from 
the  Metropolitan  Opera.  .  .  .  But  for 
today  at  least  you  can  hear  the  Club 
Matinee  on  NBC-Blue  at  1:30.  .  .  . 
Your  Host  is  Buffalo  on  NBC-Red  at 
2:00.  .  .  .  Followed  by  Golden  Melo- 
dies, broadcast  from  Denver,  at  2:30. 
.  .  .  Waltzes  of  the  World  on  CBS  at 
3:30.  .  .  .  Kaltenmayer's  Kindergarten 
on  NBC-Red  at  5:30.  .  .  .  Swing  en- 
thusiasts look  forward  every  week  to 
the  Saturday  Swing  Session  on  CBS  at 


7:00.  .  .  .  And  ask-me-another  fiends 
wait  for  Uncle  Jim's  Question  Bee  at 
7:30  on  NBC-Blue  and  Professor  Quiz 
on  CBS  at  9:00.  ...  By  the  way,  how 
many  of  Professor  Quiz'  radio  questions 
on  page  3  of  RADIO  MIRROR  can 
you  answer?  .  .  .  There's  a  mighty 
beautiful  girl  on  Jack  Haley's  program 
tonight,  NBC-Red  at  8:30.  Her  name 
is  Wendy  Barrie,  and  even  if  you've 
seen  her  in  the  movies  since  you  must 
remember  her  in  "The  Private  Life  of 
King  Henry  VIII."  She  comes  from  an 
old  Irish  family,  was  born  in  the  Orient, 
and  Sir  James  M.  Barrie  was  her  god- 
father. She's  been  around  the  world 
six  times  and  is  eager  to  go  again  some 
day  soon.  But  just  now  Hollywood 
keeps  her  plenty  busy. 


Piquant  Wendy  Barrie 
is  Jack  Haley's  fem- 
inine foil  on  his  Red 
NBC  program  tonight. 


']>jjimmwbwSf 

Bernie  Cummins  and 
his  band  are  brought 
to  you  from  Texas  by 
the      Mutual      System. 


Highlight  For  Saturday,  Dec.  18 


JUST  a  week  from  today  you'll  be 
opening  those  presents  on  the 
Christmas  tree,  but  today  you're  prob- 
ably busy  all  day  getting  some  for 
other  people  to  open.  So  your  Almanac 
won't  talk  much  about  the  day-time 
programs  today,  but  instead  will  con- 
centrate on  the  evening  ones.  .  .  . 
Bernie  Cummins  is  opening  at  the 
Olmos  Club  in  San  Antonio,  Texas, 
tonight,  and  MBS  brings  you  his  music. 
Bernie's  greatest  disappointment  was 
what  made  him  into  a  dance-band 
maestro.  He  wanted  more  than  any- 
thing else  to  enter  Notre  Dame  Uni- 
versity and  play  football  and  study 
architecture,  but  his  family  couldn't 
afford  it,  and  instead  he  went  to  work 
earning   his  living  in    the  only  way  he 


knew  how — organizing  a  five-piece  or- 
chestra and  touring  summer  resort 
towns  in  Ohio  with  himself  at  the 
drums.  .  .  .  The  Ohio  vacationers  liked 
him  and  his  boys  so  well  he  was  en- 
couraged to  increase  the  size  of  the 
band  and  hit  for  greener  pastures.  His 
progress  since  then  has  been  steady, 
but  not  very  slow.  .  .  .  And  he's  been 
able  to  use  what  little  architectural 
knowledge  he  gained  in  high  school  by 
submitting  plans  for  Castle  Farms,  the 
Cincinnati  dance  rendezvous.  .  .  . 
Artur  Rodzinski  is  leading  the  NBC 
Symphony  for  the  last  time  tonight 
until  after  Toscanini  has  come  and 
gone;  and  MBS  has  another  of  its 
Chicago  Symphony  concerts  for  music- 
lovers- who  just  can't  get  enough. 


48 


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WANT  TO  SAY? 


And  that  Martha's  sickens  Bing? 


Can  it  be  that  Bing's  singing  annoys  Martha? 


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FIVE   PRIZES  of  $1.00 

Address  your  letter  to  the 
Editor,  RADIO  MIRROR, 
122  East  42nd  Street,  New 
York,  N.  Y.,  and  mail  it  not 
later    than    Dec.    24,    1937. 


FIRST  PRIZE 

I'LL  betcha  can't   read   this   letter   real   fast   and   aloud 
without  garbling  it. 
Big  Sister  skims  from  spot  to  spot  shedding  sunshine. 
Aunt  Jenny  glorifies  her  job  of  gently  injecting  justice. 
-  One  Man's  Family  fairly  foams  with  fascinating  fiction, 
fun,  frolic. 

Pepper  Young  yells,  yaps'n  yowls,  yielding  stardom  to 
young  sister. 

Howard  Petrie  palavers  in  pursuit  of  the  public's  personal 
purity. 

Magazine  of  the  Air  by  Heinz  honors  housewives  with 
hearty,  healthy  half-hours  that  never  humiliate  human  in- 
telligence. 

Boake  Carter  clarifies  countless  conundrums  concerning 
our  country's  careening  cavalcade. 

Vic  'n'  Sade  seldom  fail  to  satisfy  with  steady  stream 
of  silly  satire. 

Today's  Children  conjures  community  cheers  for  com- 
mendable conclusions  to  current  cares. 

Fern    Hilger, 
Dallas,  Texas 

SECOND    PRIZE 

I  wish  radio's  brainstorms  would  stop  this  mad  rush  of 
the  daytime  serial!  By  October  first  NBC  will  have  twenty- 
nine  hitting  the  wires  from  coast  to  coast.  It  sounds  as 
if  the  sensible  housewife  will  have  to  do  her  ironing  and 
other  chores  in  silence.  If  the  Moaning  Marys,  the  Other 
Man's  Wife,  or  John's  Other  Wife  were  really  consistent, 
the  producer  would  have  the  real  wife  use  some  of  the 
product  advertised  and  she  would  become  so  glamorous 
John  would  immediately  dismiss  the  menacing  secretary. 
Radio   advertising  seems   to  operate  on   the  premise  that 


the  average  American  is  a  high  grade  moron.  The  offense 
is  so  unnecessary,  for  Americans  have  an  affinity  for  the 
conveniences  and  comforts  of  life. 

Mrs.  E.  P.  Ford, 
Burlingame,  California 

THIRD    PRIZE 

My  favorite  dramatic  program  on  the  air  at  present  is 
Pretty  Kitty  Kelly,  but  the  author  or  whoever  is  respon- 
sible for  Kitty's  Irish  brogue  has  made  a  serious  mistake 
inasmuch  as  Kitty  is  supposed  to  really  be  a  countess — an 
aristocrat,  and  as  such  she  was  being  educated  to  take  her 
natural  place  in  society  before  she  lost  her  memory.  The 
program  brought  out  the  fact  that  she  remembered  enough 
of  her  former  life  to  know  about  the  custom  of  paying 
rents  and  other  bills  quarterly,  therefore  her  accent  would 
have  been  sufficiently  formed  so  it  would  not  be  likely  she 
would  lose  it  in  such  a  short  time. 

Florence  Elliott, 
Chicago,  Illinois 

FOURTH    PRIZE 

You  may  have  cared  for  Lowell  Thomas,  but  I  never 
cared  for  Lowell  Thomas  until  I  read  his  article  in  October 
Radio  Mirror.  You  may  have  bought  success  formulas 
but  I  always  despised  success  stories  until  I  read  Lowell 
Thomas  in  October  Radio  Mirror.  He's  not  only  "got 
something  there,"  but  you  can  go  there  and  get  the  some- 
thing he's  got. 

Hazel  Burgner,  Akron,  Ohio 
FIFTH    PRIZE 
At  last  the  radio  announcers  are  coming  into  their  own. 
Instead  of  being  those  impersonal  intruders,  literally  blast- 
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WHAT'S 


Above,  WBAL's  Crime  Clinic  "doc- 
tor," Samuel  B.  Kling,  whose  broad- 
casts   reformed    prison    conditions. 


SOMETHING  that  intimately  affects  the  careers  of  a 
couple  of  million  dollars  worth  of  radio  stars  happened 
in  New  York  this  fall — the  publicity  offices  of  Robert 
Taplinger,  Inc.,  were  taken  over  by  Tom  Fizdale.  That's 
important  because  after  the  performance  he  gives,  the  most 
vital  thing  to  a  star's  professional  life  is  the  kind  of  pub- 
licity he  gets,  and  Bob  Taplinger's  office  did  the  publicity 
for  such  people  as  Kate  Smith,  Eddie  Cantor,  Burns  and 
Allen,  Jack  Oakie,  Andre  Kostelanetz,  and  a  dozen  or  so 
more  stellar  personalities  and  programs.  Bob  had  to  leave 
his  business  to  take  a  job  with  Warner  Brothers,  and  when 
he  left  he  turned  over  the  job  of  keeping  you  informed 
about  all  these  stars  to  Tom  Fizdale.  In  the  past,  Tom  has 
publicized  many  a  Chicago  star  and  program — he's  alert, 
energetic,  and  so  good  at  getting  stories  about  his  clients  on 
the  front  pages  of  the  newspapers  that  Chicagoans  still 
chuckle  admiringly  over  his  exploits. 


^^ITH  Alice  Faye  and  Tyrone  Power  in  New  York  at 
the  same  time,  Twentieth  Century-Fox  couldn't  re- 
sist the  temptation  to  give  a  cocktail  party  for  them  in 
the  Waldorf-Astoria  Hotel.  Everybody  else  drank  the  cock- 
tails, while  Alice  and  Tyrone  spent  most  of  the  afternoon 
sitting  together  in  a  corner,  smiling  into  a  battery  of  flash- 
lights and  news  cameras.  Because  gossips  say  that  Janet 
Gaynor  has  replaced  Sonja  Henie  in  the  Power  affections, 
and  because  Janet  was  in  New  York  too,  everybody  at  the 
party  kept  one  eye  on  the  door  in  hopes  she  would  appear. 
The  only  one  who  didn't  was  Tyrone — probably  because 
he  knew  good  and  well  where  she  was  and  that  she  was 
going  to  stay  there.     Besides,  he  was  having  too  much  fun 

50 


When  good  comedians  get  together — just  before 
Burns  and  Allen  left  for  their  vacation — Fred 
Allen,  George,  Don  Wilson,  Grade,  Jack  Haley. 


Cross-Country  Flashes  of  Hap- 
penings Behind  the  Microphone 


whispering  to  Alice  while  candid-camera  fiends  climbed  all 
over  the  rug  for  angle  shots. 


JOAN  BLAINE  who's  in  New  York  making  preparations 
to  return  to  the  air  in  a  new  serial  before  Christmas,  had 
a  story  to  add  to  the  Tyrone  Power  saga.  Tyrone  used  to 
play  bits — very  small  bits — in  support  of  established  stars 
like  Joan  and  Arthur  Jacobsen  when  he  was  trying  to  break 
into  radio  in  Chicago.  One  day  he  came  to  Joan  and  told 
her  that  an  important  radio  director  had  advised  him  to 
quit  acting  and  find  some  other  profession.  "You've  no  per- 
sonality, no  voice,  nothing,"  the  director  had  told  him.  Joan 
did  her  best  to  cheer  Tyrone  up  by  telling  him  that  the  best 
way  to  take  this  particular  director's  advice,  always,  was 
to  do  exactly  the  opposite.  So  Tyrone  took  Joan's  advice 
instead  of  the  director's  .  .  .  and  now,  on  his  Hollywood 
programs,  one  of  his  supporting  players  is  frequently  Henry 
Hunter — -whose  name  before  he  came  to  Hollywood  from 
Chicago  was  Arthur  Jacobsen. 


J  OAN  is  one  radio  star  who  doesn't  have  any  desire  to  go 

to  Hollywood.     The  former  "Mary  Marlin"  likes  New 

York,  though  you'd  hardly  expect  her  to  after  an  experience 


NEW? 


Below,  tops  In  sopranos  is  Nadine  Connor  who 
has  been  number  one  candidate  for  Florence 
George's   job  on   Tuesday  night's   Packard   show. 


* 


Announcer  Paul  Heard,  above,  of 
KDAL,  Minnesota,  broadcasts 
RADIO    MIRROR's    news   flashes. 


By 

TONY 

SEYMOUR 


she  had  a  couple  of  days  after  she  arrived.  She  went  to  a 
renting  agent,  who  showed  her  an  apartment  she  liked.  She 
said  she'd  take  it,  and  paid  the  agent  the  first  month's  rent. 
But  when  the  time  came  to  take  possession  of  the  apartment, 
she  discovered  that  the  agent  was  a  phoney,  had  nothing  to 
do  with  the  apartment,  and  moreover  had  disappeared  en- 
tirely.   Which  explains  why  she's  still  living  in  a  hotel. 

This  item's  strictly  for  people  in  the  mood  for  a  slight 
headache.  Vocalist  Judy  Starr's  real  name  is  Shirley  Ross, 
but  she  couldn't  use  it  on  the  air  because  there  is  a  Shirley 
Ross  in  the  movies.  But  Shirley  Ross  of  the  movies  isn't 
really  Shirley  Ross  at  all — her  name  is  Bernice  Gaunt.  But 
.she  couldn't  call  herself  Bernice  Gaunt  because  another 
Bernice  Gaunt  had  already  made  quite  a  reputation  for  her- 
self as  a  magazine  writer.  But  Bernice  Gaunt,  the  writer 
— yes,  that's  right,  her  real  name  is  June  Storrs. 


THE  reason  George  Burns  and  Gracie  Allen  picked  the 
Savoy-Plaza  Hotel  for  their  headquarters  on  their  va- 
cation trip  to  New  York  was  that  it's  just  across  the  street 
from  Central  Park.  No  matter  what  else  happened,  daugh- 
ter Sandra  and  son  Ronnie  were  going  to  get  plenty  of 
Central  Park  air.  And  they  did,  George  and  Gracie  taking 
them  out  for  a  walk  in  the  park  every  morning  of  their  stay 


in  Manhattan.  The  feature  of  the  park  which  made  the 
biggest  hit  with  Ronnie  was  the  stable  of  Shetland  ponies. 
No  morning  was  complete  unless  he  got  a  ride  on  one  of 
them. 


QRACIE  will  think  twice  before  she  makes  another  kid- 
ding  remark  to  New  York  reporters.  When  she  and 
George  arrived,  a  reporter  asked  her  what  she  was  going 
to  do  in  New  York.  Gracie  laughed  and  said,  "Oh,  see  all 
the  shows  and  buy  up  the  town!"  The  reporter  quoted  her 
literally  and  every  shop  in  town  took  her  seriously,  so  that 
for  the  rest  of  her  stay  she  was  never  safe  from  people  try- 
ing to  sell  her  things.  One  dress  shop  even  called  up  and 
offered  to  send  its  prettiest  models  up  to  her  hotel  suite  to 
display  the  latest  styles.    George  said  okay. 


CHOWMAN  Cecil  B.  DeMille  can't  have  the  slightest 
use  for  whipcord  riding  breeches  and  leather  boots 
when  he  steps  in  front  of  the  microphone  to  direct  a  Lux 
broadcast,  but  he  wears  them  just  the  same.  He  was  the 
first  movie  director  to  wear  that  costume  while  working  on 
a  picture;  he  convinced  the  public  that  such  a  costume  is 
a  director's  natural  garb;  and  by  golly  he's  not  going  to 
shatter  any  illusions  now  by  showing  up  in  a  public  place 
wearing  anything  else. 


Winnipeg,  Canada — A  telephone  call,  four  songs,  and  an 
unlimited  supply  of  nerve  were  what  brought  success  to 
CJRC's  One-Two-Three   Girls.    (Continued  on   next  page) 

51 


FROM     COAST-TO-COAST 


One  late  October  night  two  years  ago,  Horace  Stovin, 
regional  director  of  the  Canadian  Radio  Commission,  was 
summoned  by  a  telephone  call  as  he  listened  to  a  girl's 
trio  coming  over  the  network  from  Vancouver. 

"Say,  we  can  sing  better  than  those  girls!"  said  a  defi- 
nitely feminine  voice  over  the  wire.  Then  two  more  girlish 
voices  added  themselves  to  the  first  and  backed  it  up  with: 
"Sure  we  can!     How  about  giving  us  an  audition?" 

Stovin  laughed  and  told  them  to  be  at  the  CKY  studios 
the  next  morning.  The  voices  turned  out  to  be  three  charm- 
ing brunettes — Alfreda  and  Elsie  Peters  and  Irene  Strange, 
"You  realize,  of  course,"  Stovin  told  them,  "that  we  require 
our  artists  to  have  at  least  a  hundred  songs  in  their  reper- 
tories.    How  many  have  you?" 

"Well — only  thirty,"  Irene  Strange  admitted. 

The  other  two  quaked  fearfully.  They  knew  she  was 
lying.  Their  repertory  consisted  of  just  four  songs,  which 
they'd  learned  by  ear. 

Stovin  let  them  go  ahead  with  the  audition  anyway.  They 
sang  one  number — two — three — four — and  stood  there,  hop- 
ing against  hope  he  wouldn't  ask  for  a  fifth. 

He  didn't.  He  smiled  and  told  them  they  were  hired 
Which  sounds  like  a  happy  ending,  but  wasn't.  For  the  next 
six  months  they  had  to  work  day  and  night  to  learn  new 
songs  as  fast  as  they  used  them  up  on  the  air.  Since  none 
of  them  except  Irene,  who'd  had  a  few  piano  lessons,  could 
read  a  note  of  music,  it  wasn't  surprising  that  they  each 
lost  fifteen  pounds  by  Christmas. 

Then  came  a  new  panic.  They  were  told  they  were  to 
sing  with  an  orchestra,  and  that 
they'd  have  to  provide  their  own 
arrangements.  So  they  all  chipped 
in  to  pay  for  harmony  lessons  for 
Irene,  and  for  another  six  months 
were  always  just  one  arrangement 
ahead  of  the  orchestra. 

They're  top  Canadian  favorites 
now,  and  can  turn  out  arrange- 
ments blindfolded,  but  in  spite  of 
their  history  the  One-Two-Three 
Girls  don't  advocate  building  your 
radio  career  on  a  bluff.  It  may 
work — sometimes — but  it's  tough  on 
the  nerves.     Besides  you  can't  always  count  on  your  luck. 


Here  Is  the  Page  to  Read 
If  You  Want  All  the  News 
About  the  Stars  of  Your 
Favorite    Local    Stations 


Duluth,  Minnesota— Among  the  many  programs  that 
bring  announcer  Paul  Heard  to  KDAL's  microphone  at  Du- 
luth is  the  Radio  Mirror  gossip  broadcast,  Wednesday  and 
Saturday  evenings  at  7:45.  To  us  that  was  good  news  be- 
cause as  you  listeners  in  that  part  of  the  Gopher  state  and 
surrounding  territory  probably  know,  Radio  Mirror  fur- 
nishes those  radioland  news  flashes  Paul  pours  into  the  mi- 
crophone each  Wednesday  and  Saturday  eve.  We  only  hope 
our  news  and  gossip  are  as  popular  as  Paul's  announcing. 

First  gaining  experience  in  the  dramatic  departments  of 
colleges  and  universities  in  the  Northwest,  Paul  used  his 
diploma  as  an  entrance  into  radio  work.  In  1929  and  1930 
he  played  leading  parts  in  plays  at  the  Lawrence  College 
Theater  in  Appleton,  Wisconsin,  later  transferring  to  the 
University  of  Minnesota  where  he  was  active  in  the  Univer- 
sity Theater  when  that  organization,  under  the  direction 
of  Professor  A.  Dale  Rily,  attained  national  recognition  as 
an  outstanding  semi-professional  group. 

After  graduation  came  speech  instructing  and  play  direct- 
ing at  a  smaller  Minnesota  college,  and  then  to  the  direc- 
tion of  a  series  of  educational  radio  programs  over  WTCN 
in  Minneapolis  for  the  city's  Public  Evening  Schools.  From 
there  it  was  only  a  short  step  to  parts  in  dramatic  sketches 
for  other  Twin  City  stations,  and  eventually,  Duluth's 
KDAL,  where  today  he  is  a  regular  on  the  announcing 
staff. 

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It  can  probably  be  told  now,  and  not  do  anybody  any 
harm.  When  Lou  Gehrig  inadvertently  said,  on  one  of  last 
summer's  breakfast-food  programs,  that  he  always  had  a 
big  bowlful  of  a  rival  breakfast-food  in  the  mornings,  list- 
eners rocked  with  laughter.  The  embarrassed  Gehrig  didn't 
expect  to  get  any  check  for  his  services  after  this  mistake, 
and  when  it  duly  arrived  a  week  or  so  later  he  tried  to  re- 
turn it  to  the  advertising  agency  which  had  hired  him.  The 
agency  wouldn't  take  it.  The  sponsor  was  tickled  pink  by 
Lou's  slip  of  the  tongue,  he  was  told — said  it  had  given 
him  and  his  breakfast-food  many  times  as  much  publicity 
as  a  straight  indorsement  would  have  brought. 


Baltimore,  Md. — When  high  government  officials  take 
time  to  write  letters  lauding  a  radio  program,  that's  news. 
When  leading  crime  and  prison  experts  trek  to  Baltimore, 
Md.,  to  be  interviewed — that,  too,  is  news.  And  so  is  the 
man  whose  ability  and  personality  brought  the  letters  and 
interviews  into  being — Samuel  B.  Kling,.  who  conducts  the 
Crime  Clinic  every  Tuesday  night  at  7:45  over  WBAL  and 
the  Mutual  System. 

Kling  began  his  program  a  year  ago  last  August.  To 
anybody  who  knows  about  prisons,  he  was  broadcasting 
from  the  right  state,  for  many  of  the  Maryland  prisons 
for  years  had  been  notoriously  overcrowded,  with  no  at- 
tempt made  in  them  to  segregate  first  offenders  from  hard- 
ened criminals.  These  were  the  conditions  Kling  set  out 
to  crusade  against. 

The  program  at  first  was  aired 
over  WBAL  only,  and  Kling's 
thundering  denunciations  of  their 
prisons  hit  Marylanders  in  a  sen- 
sitive spot.  For  the  first  time,  he 
made  them  prison-conscious.  Mail 
came  pouring  in,  and  soon  WBAL 
had  to  forego  sending  copies  of 
Kling's  talks  to  listeners  who  re- 
quested them. 

After  less  than  a  year  of  cam- 
paigning, Kling  was  successful  in 
reforming  those  Maryland  prisons 
that  were  offensive  to  him.  Largely 
as  a  result  of  his  radio  talks,  the  Maryland  legislature 
passed  measures  which  he  advocated,  for  better  sanitation, 
segregation  of  criminals,  even  a  provision  for  building  a 
special  women's  prison,  something  unthought  of  until  Kling 
came  along. 

Since  Kling  and  his  Crime  Clinic  joined  the  Mutual  net- 
work, he  has  enlarged  his  activities  to  present  a  thrilling 
series  of  interviews  with  Uncle  Sam's  G-Men.  Beginning 
with  J.  Edgar  Hoover,  he  has  interviewed  most  of  the 
leading  figures  connected  with  the  Federal  Bureau  of  In- 
vestigation. Having  made  Maryland  prison  conscious,  he  is 
now  awakening  the  radio  audiences  to  the  lawlessness  in 
America  that  exacts  a  cash  toll  of  $15,000,000,000  every 
year. 

Kling  was  born  in  New  York  City,  but  moved  to  Balti- 
more with  his  parents  when  he  was  in  high  school.  He 
wasn't  much  older  when  his  debating  eloquence  led  him  to 
a  job  stumping  the  state  in  behalf  of  Maryland's  Governor 
Ritchie.  Even  in  those  days  he  was  tall — more  than  six 
feet.  He  weighed  only  135  pounds  but  that  didn't  stop  him 
from  winning  an  amateur  boxing  championship.  Today  he's 
still  tall  but  he  weighs  210  pounds. 

He  planned  to  be  a  lawyer,  but  had  been  in  law  school 
only  a  year  when  he  accepted  a  job  as  radio  announcer. 
Along  with  that  work,  he  wrote  articles  on  criminology  for 
newspapers  and  magazines,  and  also  managed  to  find  time 
to  study  for  and  pass  the  difficult  bar  examinations  after 
less  than  a  month  of  preparation.  He's  married,  to  a  for- 
mer school  teacher  who  looks  like  Joan  Crawford. 


WHAT  DO  YOU  WANT  TO  KNOW? 


YOU  knew  the  answer 
all  the  time!  I  mean 
you  who  have  been 
asking,  "What  is  the  man 
like  who  plays  Dr.  Bob 
Graham  in  Bachelor's 
Children?".  Minus  the 
M.  D.,  he  is  a  real  life 
double  of  the  character  he 
portrays.  Bess  Flynn,  au- 
thor of  the  script,  admits 
she  used  Hugh  Studebaker, 
the  actor  who  plays  the 
role,  as  pattern  for  Dr. 
Bob. 

Studebaker  was  born 
May  31,  1900,  in  Ridge- 
ville,  Ind.  He  has  Irish 
wit,  Irish  eyes,  a  cherished 
pipe,  and  a  collection  of 
old  china.  He  entered 
radio  in  1928  at  a  station 
in  Council  Bluffs,  Iowa, 
two  years  later  became  or- 
ganist on  the  Ted  M  alone 
program,  and  four  years 
after  that  went  to  Chicago 
as  announcer  and  actor. 
Besides  his  part  in  Bache- 
lor's Children,  he  plays 
Silly  Watson  and  Barry- 
mel  Lionmore  with  Fibber 
McGee  and  Molly. 

Dr.  Bob's  twins  are,  in  real  life,  Marjorie  Hannan  and 
Patricia  Dunlap,  who  are  close  friends,  and  even  dress  alike 
to  carry  out  the  twin  idea.  Marjorie,  who  plays  Ruth  Ann 
Dexter,  is  blonde  and  petite,  with  brown  eyes.  She  was 
born  in  Hamilton,  Ohio,  August  18,  1911.  She  joined  the 
CBS  staff  in  Chicago  in  1936,  and  was  the  heroine  of  the 
former  radio  show,  Sally  of  the  Talkies.  Janet  Dexter  is 
played  by  Patricia  Dunlap,  who  also  is  heard  as  Nina  Ma- 
son in  The  Romance  of  Helen-  Trent.  Patricia  was  born 
in  Bloomington,  111.,  May  20.  1911.  She  is  small,  and  has 
brown  hair  and  hazel  eyes. 

Ellen  Collins,  the  housekeeper,  is  portrayed  by  Marie 
Nelson,  who  made  her  radio  debut  in  Chicago  in  1931,  after 
25  years  on  the  stage. 

Olan  Soule,  the  Sam  Ryder  of  the  play,  was  born  at  La- 
Harpe,  111.  February  28,  1910.  He  was  a  trap  drummer 
before  becoming  an  actor.  David  Gothard.  who  takes  the 
part  of  Don  Carpenter,  is  a  bachelor  in  real  life.  He  was  in 
Little  Theater  work  on  the  West  Coast,  before  he  hitch- 
hiked to  Chicago  to  become  a  radio  actor.  He  is  6  feet 
tall,  and  weighs  148  pounds.  And  you  can  also  hear  him 
as  Philip  King  in  The  Romance  of  Helen  Trent. 

Buddy  Clark  Fans — I  hope  you're  happy  now  that  Buddy 
Clark  is  back  on  the  air.  Especially  when  you  can  hear 
him  three  nights  a  week:  Wednesday  at  10:00  p.  m.  in  Your 
Hit  Parade,  NBC,  Saturday,  same  time,  in  the  CBS  edition 
of  the  Hit  Parade,  and  Thursday  at  10:00  p.  m.  over  CBS 
m  Buddy  Clark  Entertains.  And  here's  the  biography  I 
promised  you. 

Buddy  Clark  was  born  in  Boston,  Mass.  On  July  26, 
1911.  He  planned  to  be  a  lawyer,  but,  encouraged  by  the 
applause  when  he  sang  at  school  affairs  and  private  parties 
and  by  the  advice  of  friends,  he  decided,  in  his  third  year 
at   Northeastern   Law   School,   to  gamble  on   radio.     Soon 


The  Bachelor's  Children  cast — Dr.  Robert  Graham 
in  center  and  "round  him  from  left  to  right  are 
housekeeper    Collins,    the    twins,    and    Sam    Ryder. 


after  his  debut  in  1933.  he 
was  contracted  for  a  com- 
mercial series  over  WBZ. 
followed  by  a  two-year 
series  over  WNAC.  He 
came  to  New  York  in 
1934,  and  made  his  net- 
work debut  with  Benny 
Goodman's  orchestra  on 
NBC's  three-hour  Let's 
Dance  program.  He  has 
been  on  Your  Hit  Parade, 
off  and  on,  since  May 
1936.  It  was  his  voice 
that  was  dubbed  in  for 
Jack  Haley's  in  the  mo- 
tion picture,  "Wake  Up 
and  Live."  He  is  5  feet 
9>4  inches  tall,  weighs  171 
pounds,  has  dark  brown 
hair  and  blue  eyes. 

Florence    Chamberlin, 
Hamilton  Square,  N.  J. 
— Rudy  Vallee's  voice  can 
be  most  closely  described 
as   of   baritone   range   but 
tenor  quality.     But  Rudy 
can   no   longer   be   consid- 
ered  merely    as   a   singer. 
Each    program    wins    him 
new   fame   as   a   producer 
and  maker  of  stars.     The 
famous     team     of     Edgar 
Bergen  and  Charlie  McCarthy  are   among  the  many  who 
have  been  catapulted  to  radio  fame  from  guest  spots  on 
Rudy's  program. 

Kay  Thompson  Fan,  Far  Rockaway,  N.  Y. —  Kay 
Thompson  is  being  featured  in  "Hooray  for  What."  Broad- 
way musical  with  Ed  Wynn.  She  made  her  radio  debut  over 
Station  KMOX,  St.  Louis,  then  gueststarred  until  she  and  her 
Rhythm  Singers  became  featured  artists  on  regular  and 
popular  programs.  She  has  sung  with  Lennie  Hayton's  or- 
chestra on  the  Hit  Parade,  and  with  Andre  Kostelanetz'. 
D.  S.  Huston,  Dallas,  Tex.— Charlie  McCarthy  entered 
the  world  about  17  years  ago.  He  has  brown  eyes  and  red 
hair.  Since  becoming  the  world's  most  famous  imp.  he  has 
discarded  the  haphazard  street  urchin's  garb  which  he  wore 
during  his  Chautauqua  and  vaudeville  years,  and  has 
donned  tophat  and  tails — and  even  a  monocle! 

G.  Taborek,  Chicago,  111. — Pick  and  Pat.  also  famed 
as  Molasses  'n'  January,  are  white  men,  but,  Southerners 
both.  Their  popular  team  was  formed  in  1929,  although 
both  had  been  stage  actors  and  singers  for  some  years. 
The  Lone  Ranger's  name  is  never  revealed.  The  husbands 
and  wives  on  the  program  by  that  name  are  taken  from 
the  audience. 

FAN  CLUB  SECTION 
Would-be  members  of  the  Deanna  Durbin  fan  club, 
(and  how  many  would  be)  may  send  self-addressed  en- 
velope for  membership  card  and  club  information  to 
Dolores  Spiers,  26  So.  Bond  Street,  Mount  Vernon,  N.  Y. 
This  club  formerly  was  restricted  to  Mt.  Vernonites,  but  is 
now  expanding. 

Communications  for  the  James  Melton  Fan  Club  should 
be  addressed:  Louise  Mitchell,  Secretary,  James  Melton 
Fan  Club,  care  National  Broadcasting  Co.,  30  Rockefeller 
Plaza,  New  York  City.     This  club  is  just  one  year  old. 

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Brown  Rim  Cookies 
1       cup   shortening 
1       tsp.  salt 

1  tsp.  vanilla 
Yz  cup   sugar 

2  eggs,  well  beaten 
2^4  cups  sifted  flour 

Combine  shortening,  salt  and  vanilla. 
Add  sugar,  then  beaten  eggs,  and  beat 
thoroughly.  Add  flour  and  mix  well.  Drop 
from  teaspoon  onto  buttered  baking  sheets. 
Let  stand  a  few  minutes,  then  flatten  by 
pressing  with  a  glass  covered  with  a  damp 
cloth.  Bake  in  moderate  oven  (275  degrees 
F.)  8  to  10  minutes,  or  until  brown. 

Ham  and   Egg   Pie 

4      eggs 

Y  tsp.  pepper 

Y\  tsp.   baking   powder 

Yi  cup  milk 
2       cups  cooked  ham,  in   Ys   inch  cubes 

1  cup  grated  cheese 
pie  dough 

Line  a  pie  pan  with  pie  dough.  Beat 
eggs  lightly  and  add  other  ingredients  in 
order  given.  Pour  mixture  into  unbaked 
pie  shell  and  bake  in  hot  oven  20  minutes. 

While  I  was  writing  down  these  recipes, 
Aunt  Jenny  was  busily  preparing  tomato 
cheese  luncheon  squares  and  upside  down 
gingerbread,  special  luncheon  requests  of 
her  daughter,  Sylvia,  and  her  little  grand- 
son, Tommy.  Here  is  the  recipe  for  the 
luncheon  squares. 

Tomato  Cheese  Luncheon  Squares 
8      slices    American    cheese    (1J4    x    1^ 

x  Y%  inches) 
8      tomato  slices,   Y2   inch   thick 

2  bacon  slices,  cut  in  narrow  strips 
Biscuit  dough 


RADIO    MI RROR 

Rise  and  Shine 

(Continued  from  page  40) 

Prepare  biscuit  dough,  knead  lightly  for 
20  seconds,  roll  Y  inch  thick  and  cut  into 
3-inch  squares.  Place  on  buttered  baking 
sheet,  place  slice  of  cheese  on  each  square, 
add  tomato  slice  to  each,  and  top  with 
bacon  strips.  Press  sides  of  squares  against 
cheese.     Bake  in  hot  oven  15  minutes. 

When  I  left,  Aunt  Jenny  was  going 
through  her  recipe  files,  trying  to  decide 
what  kind  of  birthday  cake  to  make  for 
Tommy.  I  don't  know  what  one  she  de- 
cided upon,  but  here  is  a  recipe  I've  re- 
cently learned  which  will  guarantee  a 
happy  birthday  for  anyone.  It's  really  a 
devil's  food,  but  it's  called  Chocolate 
Peppermint  Cake. 

Chocolate  Peppermint  Cake 

2  cups  sifted  cake  flour 
1       tsp.   soda 

Y2  tsp.  salt 

Yi  cup  shortening 
\Ya  cups  sugar 
1       egg,  unbeaten 

3  squares  unsweetened  chocolate,  melted 
Y2  cup  thick   sour  cream 

Y\  cup  sweet  milk 
1       tsp.  vanilla 

Sift  flour  once,  measure,  add  soda  and 
salt  and  sift  together  three  times.  Cream 
shortening  thoroughly,  add  sugar  gradually 
and  blend  thoroughly.  Beat  in  egg,  then 
chocolate.  Add  Ya  of  flour  and  beat  well, 
then  add  sour  cream.  Add  remaining  flour, 
alternately  with  milk,  in  small  quantities, 
beating  well  after  each  addition.  Add 
vanilla.  Bake  in  two  greased  9-inch  layer 
pans  in  moderate  oven  (350  degrees  F.) 
30  minutes.  Spread  peppermint  frosting, 
between  layers  and  over  top  and  sides. 
Use  pink  candles  to  match  frosting. 

We've  got  way  down  to  here  and  I've 


talked  so  much  about  Aunt  Jenny  I 
haven't  even  mentioned  one  of  the  greatest 
helps  in  modern  baking,  the  ready  mixed 
preparations.  You  know  there  are  ready 
mixed  preparations  for  devil's  food  cake, 
pie  crust  and  biscuits,  pancakes  and 
waffles,  gingerbread  and  cornbread,  just 
waiting  to  have  liquid  added  and  popped 
into  the  oven.  I  hope  you  will  keep  a 
supply  of  these  preparations  on  hand,  for 
they  are  invaluable  if  you  must  prepare  a 
meal  in  a  hurry,  and  furthermore  they 
are  foolproof,  if  you  will  just  follow  the 
directions  on  the  package.  I  tried  out  one 
of  Aunt  Jenny's  recipes,  upside  down  gin- 
gerbread, using  the  gingerbread  prepara- 
tion, with  excellent  results. 

Upside  Down  Gingerbread 

1  package  ready-mixed  gingerbread 
Y±  cup  brown  sugar 

2  cups  apples,  thinly  sliced 

Sprinkle  a  buttered  baking  tin  with  the 
sugar,  spread  the  apple  slices  over  the 
sugar,  then  pour  over  them  the  ginger- 
bread mixture.  Bake  in  a  moderate  oven, 
50  minutes  to  an  hour.  Serve  with  the 
apple   side  up,   with  whipped   cream. 

Just  a  final  word  of  warning  from  Aunt 
Jenny  to  make  your  New  Year  a  happy 
one.  Be  sure  to  use  level  measurements 
for  all  her   recipes. 

/  have  more  delicious  recipes  you'll  want 
to  try  in  your  oven — Aunt  jenny's  own 
recipe  for  lemon  meringue  pie,  sweet 
potato  pork  pie  and  fresh  corn  bread,  also 
lemon  cream  scones,  and  velvety 
apricot  cake.  Also,  let  me  know  if  you 
want  Aunt  Jenny's  recipe  for  Pepper- 
mint frosting.  Just  send  a  stamped,  self 
addressed  envelope  with  your  request  to 
Mrs.  .Margaret  Simpson,  Radio  Mirror, 
III  East  42nd  St.,  New  York,  N.   Y. 


Lum   V  Abner  in   an  Abandoned   Quandary 


and  dyeing  his  moustache  for  years.  Lum 
returned  fifteen  minutes  later. 

"Comical  talkin'  sort  o'  feller,"  he  said. 
"Right  interestin',  some  o'  those  stunts  we 
used  to  do  when  we  was  boys." 

Abner  sighed,  realizing  that  not  even 
the  barber  had  helped. 

Abner  hated  to  call  on  Katherine  Col- 
vert  for  help,  but  finally  in  desperation  he 
sent  Lum  to  her  for  a  few  hours'  visit. 
After  all,  Lum  had  seen  a  good  deal  of 
her  before  he  lost  his  memory,  and  maybe 
she  could  bring  his  mind  back  to  normal. 

Lum  was  gone  all  afternoon,  and  Abner 
was  just  getting  worried  all  over  again 
when  his  loose-jointed  figure  showed  up 
in  the  screen  door.  He  was  more  excited 
and  animated  than  he'd  ever  been. 

"We're  gonna  be  rich,"  he  announced 
mysteriously.  "We're  gonna  dig  it  up 
and  then  we're  gonna  splurge." 

"What  you  talkin'  about?"  Abner  de- 
manded.     "What    you    gonna    dig    up?" 

"The  gold.  The  gold  from  the  Old  Span- 
ish mine." 

"He's  nuttier  'n  he  was  when  he  left 
here,"  said  Grandpappy.  "Alius  knew 
you  shouldn't  let  that  Colvert  woman  get 
her   hands   on    him." 

LUM'S    face     fell     at     the     mention     of 
'   Katherine  Colvert's  name.     "She  says 
1  promised  to  marry  her." 

"What!"  Abner  jumped  to  his  feet  in 
consternation.  "Why,  the  designin'  hussy! 
Lum  Edwards,  you  never  did!  I  bet 
you  never  told  her  anythin'  of  the 
kind.    She's  jest  tryin'  to  grab  you  off  for 

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(Continued   from   page  20) 

a  husband.  Where'd  she  say  you  had  this 
gold   buried?" 

"She  didn't  say,"  Lum  confessed  miser- 
ably.    "Seems  I  never  told  her  that." 

All  that  evening  Lum's  mind  kept  going 
back  to  the  gold.  It  was  plain  that  the 
prospect  of  marrying  Katherine  Colvert 
worried  him,  but  that  he  was  too  much 
excited  over  the  gold  to  fret  about  her. 

"Couldn't  we  go  out  after  it  at  night, 
with  a  lantern?"  he  suggested  once.  "Then 
if  the  lantern  shined  on  the  gold  it'd  glitter 
and  we'd  see  it.     Huh,  Abner?" 

There  was  a  soggy  silence  in  the  store 
when  Lum  had  left. 

"Only  one  thing  to  be  done,"  Grand- 
pappy said.  "We  got  to  scare  his  wits 
back  into  him.  And  tonight's  the  night 
to  do  it.  He's  all  excited  now  and  ready 
to  be  scared. 

"We  got  to  haunt  him,  that's  all.  You 
go  up  there  to  his  house  pretty  soon.  Ab- 
ner, and  start  in  tellin'  him  ghost  stories 
till  you  get  him  good  and  skeered.  Then 
Cedric  and  me'll  come  along  and  we'll 
give  him  such  a  shock  he'll  remember 
everythin'.     You  see  if  he  don't." 

"Well,  I  don't  know,"  Abner  agreed 
doubtfully.  "Guess  we  might's  well.  We've 
tried  everythin'  else." 

Two  hours  later  the  moon  was  setting 
back  of  the  pines  on  Little  Bear.  The 
crickets  were  singing  their  songs  under 
Lum  Edwards'  window,  and  somewhere 
down  the  hill  a  dog  bayed  unhappily. 

"And  they  never,"  said  Abner  in  a  sep- 
ulchral voice,  "seen  him  again." 

A  twig  snapped  outside,   and   Lum   ut- 


tered a  choked  cry  and  jumped  three 
feet  in  the  air,  landing  to  look  around  him 
fearfully.  He  was  still  looking  when  from 
beneath  the  floor  came  the  rattle  of  chains 
and  a  low  moan. 

"What  was  that?"  Lum  quavered. 

"What  was  what?  I  didn't  hear  noth- 
in',"  Abner  said. 

Cedric,  under  the  house,  got  busy  with 
the  chains  again,  moaned  more  loudly,  and 
finished  up  with  a  muffled  "I'm  a-comin' 
after  Lum   Edwards!" 

Lum  turned  a  white  face  toward  Abner. 
"Mean  to  tell  me  you  didn't  hear  that?" 

"I   never  heard  nothin'." 

A  second  time  Cedric  announced  that 
he'd  come  after  Lum  Edwards. 

"L — 1— lum  Edwards?"  faltered  the  un- 
happy individual. 

Clank,  clank.  "Yes  mom,"  said  the 
ghost. 

Lum  jumped  again,  his  eyes  this  time 
riveted  on  the  window.  Through  the 
dirty  panes  could  be  seen  a  wavering  white 
shape — Grandpappy  Sears  draped  in  a 
sheet,   but  Lum   didn't  know  that. 

"Oooh.  lordymercy!  It's  comin'  in  arter 
me!"  shrieked  Lum. 

And  he  fainted. 

Have  Abner  and  Grandpappy  Sears  suc- 
ceeded in  their  desperate  attempt  to  re- 
store Lum's  memory'  And  how  about 
Katherine  Colvert's  determination  to 
marry  Lum — and  that  baffling  mystery 
of  the  buried  gold'  Only  time — and  the 
concluding  instalment  in  the  February 
issue — can  tell. 


RADIO    MIRROR 


"Say-y,  what  is  this?"  he  asked  again, 
"Why'd  you  pass  up  a  good  chance  to 
get  away?" 

"Well—"  Mary  hesitated.  "I  did  think 
of  it.  But — well,  I  listened  to  the  thun- 
der and  heard  the  rain  beating  on  the 
windows — and  I  guess  1  was  afraid  ten—" 
All  at  once  she  knew  what  she  was  going 
to  tell  him — the  truth,  even  if  it  was 
only  half  a  truth.  Why  try  to  hide  it? 
"You  see,  I'm  going  to  have  a  baby  be- 
fore so  very  many  months." 

Max  fell  back  from  his  position  on  his 
elbow.  "Oh,"  he  said,  and  for  a  moment 
there  was  silence.  "Who's  its  father?" 

"He's — dead.  That's  all  I  can  tell  you. 
If  I  succeed  in  what  I  came  to  Sanders 
for,  it  will  all  be  cleared  up  and  every- 
body  will    know.     But    right   now — " 

"You  want  to  go  back  to  Sanders  then?" 

"Of  course.  My  whole  life — and  my 
child's — depends  on  staying  there." 

"Okay,  then,"  he  said.  "I'll  take  you 
back  tomorrow.  That  is — I'll  take  you 
most  of  the  way." 

HE  roused  her  just  before  dawn,  and 
they  drove  back  over  the  road  they 
had  traveled  the  afternoon  before,  saying 
little.  A  few  miles  from  Sanders  he 
stopped  and  let  her  out. 

"Max,"  she  said.  "Max,  I  hope  you 
come  back  to  Sanders  soon." 

It  was  five  months  later,  in  the  San- 
ders Hospital.  Happier  than  she  had  been 
for  the  past  year,  Mary  smiled  up  at  Dr. 
John  Benson,  who  had  been  with  her  at 
the  birth  of  her  twins — a  boy  and  a  girl. 
But  John's  face  did  not  reflect  her  happi- 
ness. He  was  looking  worried — more  wor- 
ried than  a  doctor  who  has  just  inspected 
two  healthy  three-day-old  babies  has  any 
right  to  look. 

"Mary,"  he  began  diffidently.  "There's 
just  one  thing  I  have  to  ask  you  for.  It's 
— it's  really  nothing  but  a  hospital  tech- 
nicality— but  as  a  doctor  on  the  staff 
here,  I'll  have  to  ask  you  for  a — for  your 
marriage  certificate." 

Mary's  smile  faded.  "Oh,  John,"  she 
said,  "must  I  ?" 

"I  was  afraid  you'd  feel  this  way,"  Ben- 
son said  unhappily.  "Right  at  this  stage 
of  the  game,  with  Alice  Sanders  after  you 
in  full  cry — well,  it's  a  bad  break.  But 
I'm  afraid  there's  no  way  around  it." 

"You're  wrong  there,  buddy,"  said  a 
voice  from  the  doorway.  "There's  a  way 
around  everything." 

It  was  Max. 

When,  after  having  been  shown  the 
twins,  Susan  Phyllis  and  James  Stratford, 
Max  briskly  asked  her  what  tough  spot 
she  was  in  now,  Mary  frankly  told  him 
her  trouble — conscious  all  the  while  of 
John    Benson's  drawn,  disapproving  face. 

"I've  got  a  marriage  certificate,  Max," 
she  finished,  "but  for— for  certain  reasons 
I  don't  want  to  show  it." 

"When  do  you  have  to  have  this  cer- 
tificate?" Max  asked. 

Benson  said,  "By  next  Monday." 
'  Max  rose,  smiled,  and  clapped  his  hat 
on  the  back  of  his  head.  He  said,  "Okay. 
That's  the  day  I'll  be  seeing  you."  And 
was  off,  leaving  a  startled  Mary  and  a 
skeptical  John  Benson  behind  him. 

But  John  lost  his  skepticism,  if  not  his 
suspicion,  when  on  Monday  morning  Max 
returned  complete  with  a  legal  document 
which  looked  authentic  enough  to  throw 
any  Sanders  off  the  scent. 

It  seemed  to  Mary  in  those  days  that 
even  if  the  Sanders  family  hated  her, 
everyone  else  in  town  was  her  friend. 
Gifts  swamped  the  hospital  room  and 
later    the    "bridal    suite"    of    the    hotel — 


Life  of  Mary  Sothern 

(Continued  from  page   27) 

everything  from  a  huge  doll  and  a  foot- 
ball (donated  generously,  if  a  trifle  too 
soon,  by  Max)  to  a  huge  double  English 
perambulator  from  Daddy  Stratford. 
With  every  trip  the  twins  took  in  that 
carriage,  they  gained  more  friends.  Only 
Alice  and  Jerome  Sanders  remained  per- 
sistently hostile.  Still,  for  six  months, 
they  made  no  move,  though  it  must  have 
galled  them  bitterly  when  Phyllis,  their 
daughter,  defied  them  and  became  Mary's 
friend — as  if  trying  to  make  up  by  her 
devotion  for  the  unkindness  of  her  mother 
and  father.  And  they  said  nothing,  did 
nothing,  when  it  became  apparent  that 
Phyllis'  visits  to  the  hotel  were  not  only 
to  see  Mary  and  the  twins,  but  also  to 
see  Danny  Stratford. 

Watching  the  progress  of  this  adoles- 
cent love-affair,  dreaming  of  the  days 
when  her  two  children  would  be  a  strong, 
handsome  boy  and  girl,  wrapped  in  the 
affection  of  her  friends.  Mary  let  herself 
be  lulled  into  a  false  feeling  of  security. 
She  forgot  to  watch  for  the  inevitable 
trap. 

Mary  was  pushing  the  perambulator 
along  Main  Street  when  she  spied  little 
Sally  Moody,  waving  at  her  from  across 
the  street.  Sally  stepped  off  the  curb. 
Mary  shouted  that  a  car  was  coming.  But 
Sally  was  thinking  only  of  the  babies. 
She  ran  right  into  the  path  of  the  speed- 
ing car. 

What  could  Mary  do  but  ride  with  her 
to  the  hospital?  She  left  the  twins  with 
Sheriff  Barstow  in  the  jail  before  which 
the  accident  happened.  In  half  an  hour 
she  was  back  and  had  the  twins  again,  for 
Sally  proved  only  to  be  scratched  and 
badly  frightened.  It  never  occurred  to 
her  to  wonder  what  had  happened  in  that 
half  hour.  Even  if  she  had  known,  she 
might  not  have  guessed  any  more  than 
Sheriff  Barstow  guessed,  how  serious  the 
consequences  were  to  be. 

It  was  a  week  after  Sally's  accident 
that  an  incident  happened  which  proved 
to  Mary  that  she  had  been  living  in  a 
fool's  paradise. 

John   Benson  asked  her  to  marry  him. 

£k  T  first  Mary  was  sure  he  was  joking. 
*»  She  had  never  thought  of  him  as 
anything  but  a  good  friend,  and  she  had 
supposed  that  he  felt  the  same  way  about 
her.  But  one  look  at  his  serious  face  told 
her  a  different  story.  Yet  he  did  not 
sound  like  a  man  in  love. 

"Marry  me  and  you  can  be  sure  that 
your  babies  will  have  a  secure,  normal 
future,"  was  the  way  he  put  it. 

"But  won't  they  anyway,  John?"  Mary 
asked,  sincerely  puzzled.  "Can't  I  go  on 
just  as   I    have  been?" 

"I  don't  know  whether  you  can  or  not. 
I  think  you  should  make  it  absolutely 
certain." 

"But  I'm  so  happy,  as  I  am.  I've 
enough  money,  certainly,  to  live  for  years, 
right  here,  and —  I'm  sorry,  dear,  but  I 
don't  love  you — that  way."  She  was 
stumbling,  trying  to  say  what  she  had  to 
say  without  hurting  him.  "I  think  of  you 
as  a  dear  friend,  like  Daddy  and — and 
Max—" 

He  flushed  in  sudden  anger.  "Max! 
Are  you  always  thinking  of  him?" 

Mary  looked  up,  astonished.  "Why, 
John.    You're  not  jealous!" 

"I  hope  that  I  need  not  be  jealous  of 
that  brute."  John's  tone  was  tight  with 
suppressed  fury. 

Now^  it  was  Mary's  turn  to  keep  her 
anger  in  leash.  "John,  I'm  afraid  I  shall 
have  to  ask  you  to  use  courtesy  in  speak- 
ing of  my  friends — " 


"I'm  sick  of  hearing  you  refer  to  that 
thug  as  your  friend.  It's  sheer  sentimen- 
tality— and  it  proves  to  me  you're  in- 
capable of  taking  care  of  yourself.  If 
you  don't  accept  the  safety  and  security 
I'm  offering  you — for  yourself  and  your 
children — you'll  regret  it.  That's  my 
warning  to  you,  Mary." 

"John,"  she  blazed,  "I  suppose  you 
mean  well,  but  you  ought  to  know  better 
than  to  put  an  offer  of  marriage  on  that 
basis.  And  as  for  Max,  he's  not  a  thu  ! 
He's  got  a  fine  job  now,  traveling  for  a 
wholesale  house^as  you  very  well  know." 

John  said,  quietly,  "Then  you  refuse  to 
marry  me?" 

She  made  a  gesture  of  helplessness.  "If 
you  insist  on  a  yes  or  no  answer  on  this 
basis,  what  can   I  do  but  say  no?" 

"All  right,  Mary.  But  if  anything 
should  happen,  don't  blame  me.  Remem- 
ber that  I  offered — and  that  you  refused." 

It  was  not  until  he  had  gone  that  Mary 
felt  a  cold  fear  creeping  over  her  anger, 
chilling  it.  Behind  everything  John  had 
said,  she  saw  now,  there  had  been  un-. 
spoken  knowledge  of  trouble  ahead.  Per- 
haps not  knowledge — perhaps  no  more 
than  premonition.  Or,  perhaps — she  hated 
to  think  this  of  John,  but  it  might  after 
all  be  true — only  an  attempt  to  frighten 
her  into  agreeing  to  marry  him. 

NEVERTHELESS,  the  incident  helped 
■^  to  frighten  her  when  a  few  days  later 
Alice  Sanders  paid  her  a  visit. 

It  was  a  chill  December  day,  and  Mary 
had  just  brought  the  babies  in  from  their 
outing.  There  was  always  so  much  to  do 
for  them  in  a  few  minutes.  For  the  thou- 
sandth time,  as  she  cared  for  them,  she 
wished  that  she  had  someone  to  help  her 
keep  up  with  the  trail  of  disorder  they 
always  left  behind  them. 

She  had  just  put  the  babies  to  sleep 
when  the  knock  came  on  the  door.  The 
"bridal  suite"  was  at  the  height  of  its 
disorder. 

"Come  in,"  Mary  called. 

It  was  Mrs.  Sanders!  She  came  in 
regally  like  the  Queen  Mary  under  full 
steam,  and  her  eyes  missed  never  a  soiled 
diaper,  a  shred  of  discarded  cotton,  or 
litter  of  discarded  clothes.  Still,  she  said 
nothing  about  them.  She  was,  in  fact, 
painfully  cordial. 

"You  may  be  surprised  at  this  tardy 
visit,"  she  said.  "But  you  see,  I'm  here 
as  a  representative  of  the  Mothers'  League 
of  Greater  Sanders.  When  any  new  babies 
are  born,  we  visit  the  mother,  investigate 
to  find  out  if  everything  possible  is  being 
done  for  the  good  of  both  mother  and 
child.  Of  course,  I  should  have  come 
sooner,  but  I've  been  so  terribly  busy — " 

"Of  course,"  said  Mary,  trying  man- 
fully to  match  the  other's  sweetness  of 
tone. 

"I  suppose  I  needn't  ask  if  they  are 
healthy.  They  seem  to  have  acquired  a 
reputation  on  that  point.  But  what  are 
your  plans  for  their  future?  Have  you 
made  any  special  arrangements  for  their 
life?" 

Mary  tried  not  to  laugh.  "Naturally," 
she  said,  "one  can't  make  any  definite 
plans  for  children  so  young — " 

"Thank  you,"  Mrs.  Sanders  said.  "I 
think  that's  all  I  wanted  to  ask  in  your 
case."  And  with  a  few  swift  sentences  of 
conventional  conversation  about  the 
weather,  the  approaching  Christmas,  and 
other  trivialities,  Mrs.  Sanders  swept  the 
room  with  one  more  eagle-eyed  glance, 
smiled  patronizingly,  and  was  gone. 

Now  what  did  that  mean? 

Slowly  Mary  began  to  pick  up  the  baby 

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clothes,  brush  bits  of  cotton  and  tooth- 
picks into  the  fireplace,  while  her  mind 
raced  fearfully,  like  a  squirrel  in  a  cage. 

It  was  inconceivable  that  the  Sanders' 
had  decided  to  give  up  the  fight.  She  was 
sure  they  would  never  do  that.  Nor  would 
they  consent  to  recognize  her  and  her 
children,  tell  the  whole  town  the  truth. 
She  caught  her  breath  in  sudden  panic  at 
the  thought  that  this  visit  had  been  in 
the  nature  of  a  scouting  expedition  before 
an  attempt  to  take  her  children  away 
from  her. 

Then  she  laughed.  Of  course  not!  The 
only  way  the  Sanders'  could  take  the 
children  from  her  was  to  reveal  the  secret 
that  was  as  much  theirs  as  hers.  And 
that,  she  was  convinced,  they  would  never 
do. 

DUT  in  that  comforting  thought,  she 
"  was  wrong.    There  were  other  ways. 

Two  days  after  Mrs.  Sanders'  visit  to 
Mary,  came  Sheriff  Barstow,  borne  down 
by  his  mission,  hating  it.  He  gave  her  an 
official  document,  demanding  her  upon  a 
certain  day  of  the  next  week  to  "show 
cause"  in  court  why  she  should  not  be 
removed  from  the  guardianship  of  her 
children  on  the  grounds  of  unfitness  for 
motherhood. 

Then  hysteria  in  earnest  claimed  Mary 
Sothern.  Even  when  John  Benson  re- 
turned to  her  for  the  first  time  in  weeks, 
he  could  not  calm  her.  "They  can't!"  she 
cried  oxer  and  over.    "They  can't  do  this 


found  these  two  infants  in  their  carriage, 
locked  up  in  a  jail  cell,  crying  as  if  their 
little  hearts  would  break,  and  not  a  soul 
near  them." 

"Can  you  prove  this?"  the  judge  asked. 

Mrs.  Sanders  could,  and  did.  Triumph- 
antly she  brought  forth  a  photograph. 
There  were  the  babies  in  their  handsome 
English  perambulator,  locked  into  an 
otherwise   empty   cell. 

On  and  on  the  hearing  went,  with  Mrs. 
Sanders  piling  up  damaging  fact  after 
damaging  fact  against  Mary.  The  condi- 
tion of  the  room  the  day  she  had  called 
on  Mary.  .  .  .  Mary's  own  admission 
that  she  had  no  plans  for  the  upbringing 
of  her  children.  All  true,  but  so  false  in 
its  implication. 

And  as  a  crowning  blow  she  produced 
evidence  that  Mary's  marriage  certificate 
was  a  forgery. 

Mary  was  sitting  quietly,  her  head 
bowed,  by  the  time  the  hearing  was  over. 
She  knew  what  the  verdict  would  be. 
More  than  ever  she  marvelled  at  the  im- 
placable hatred  Mrs.  Sanders  bore  her — 
all  for  something  that  lay  dead,  and 
should  have  been  decently  buried,  in  the 
past. 

Well,  it  was  over.  The  judge  ruled 
that  Mrs.  Sanders  was  to  be  given  the 
power  to  place  the  children  in  a  home  to 
be  chosen   by   her. 

Somehow,  during  the  next  few  days, 
Mary  went  about  the  care  of  her  chil- 
dren— never  knowing  which  day  would  be 


The  Story  Thus  Far: 

Paul  Cranshaw,  president  of  the  picture  company  which  had  made  Mary 
Sothern  famous,  couldn't  understand  zvhen  Mary  refused  to  sign  a  new  contract, 
saying  that  she  zvanted  to  go  back  to  Sanders,  the  little  town  zvhere  Paul  had 
discovered  her.  But  Mary  had  her  reasons  .  .  .  Three  years  before,  she  had 
arrived  in  Sanders,  a  lonely  expectant  mother,  the  possessor  of  a  secret  past  which 
only  Jerome  Sanders  and  his  wife — the  town's  leaders — knew.  It  earned  for  her 
their  undying  hatred  and  persecution.  First  they  attempted  to  drive  her  out  of 
tozvn.  Then,  when  that  failed,  they  hired  Max  Tilley  to  kidnap  her.  Tillcy 
ambushed  John  Benson  and  Mary  one  day  when  they  were  picnicking.  He  shot 
at  John,  seized  Mary  and  took  her  to  a  cabin,  zvhere  he  held  her.  But  against 
their  zcills  sympathy  grezc  between  Max  and  Mary,  and  when  he  cut  an  artery  in 
his  wrist  and  fainted,  Mary  hesitated  to  escape  .  .  . 


to  me!  1  won't  let  them!  I'll  do  any- 
thing to  keep  my  babies.  Anything!  Do 
you    hear,    John?     Anything!" 

"Can't  we  do  anything?"  Daddy  asked 
Sheriff  Barstow. 

"I  don't  see  what,"  the  kind  old  sheriff 
answered.  "It's  all  legal.  Judge  Fenton 
has  complete  jurisdiction.  What  he  says 
will  stand." 

"And  it  won't  be  the  first  time  that 
old  shyster  has  sold  a  decision  to  the 
highest   bidder."  Daddy  muttered. 

"Max — "  Mary  said  once.  "Max  can 
do  something.  I  know  he  can.  Where  is 
he?" 

"But  he  isn't  in  town,  Mary,"  Daddy 
reminded  her.  "He's  out  on  a  trip,  and 
he'll  be  gone  for  a  month.  .  .  .  But  say! 
I   wonder  ..." 

But  once  more,  Mary  wasn't  listening. 
Almost,  now  that  Max  was  gone,  she  was 
ready  to  give  up. 

On  the  day  of  the  court  hearing  she 
had  regained  at  least  an  outward  mastery 
of  her  emotions.  She  walked  into  the  pri- 
vate chambers  of  Judge  Fenton  in  dig- 
nity and  confidence.  Surely  they  would 
see  that  she  was  a  good  mother!  Indeed, 
hers  was  the  best  control  in  the  court- 
room. She  had  to  lay  restraining  hands 
on  Daddy  when  distorted  evidence  began 
to  pile  up  beyond  his  temper's  bearing. 

"And  on  the  day  stated,"  Mrs.  Sanders 
was  testifying,  "I  happened  to  go  into  the 
jail,  heard  the  sound  of  babies  crying,  and 

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the  last.  Mercifully,  when  the  Sanders' 
chauffeur  did  come  to  take  the  babies 
away,  Mary  was  asleep,  sunk  in  the  coma 
of  a  strong  bromide  John  Benson  had 
given  her  to  bring  her  some  respite  from 
the  agony  of  waiting. 

The  hotel  was  nightmare  quiet  in  those 
days.  Mary  told  herself  that  she  must  go 
on  living,  but  she  dreaded  to  face  the 
town.  More  than  anything  she  dreaded 
going  among  the  Christmas  shoppers  who 
were  happy  buying  toys  for  the  babies 
no  one  could  take  away  from  them.  But 
there  was  no  avoiding  the  Christmas 
spirit.    It  followed  her  right  into  the  hotel. 

"But  we  gotta  have  a  Christmas  tree!" 
she  heard  Danny  say  to  his  father  one 
afternoon — and  knew,  as  well  as  if  she  had 
looked  into  Daddy  Stratford's  mind,  that 
he  had  half-decided  against  a  tree  because 
he  thought  it  would  accent  her  unhappi- 
ness. 

"Of  course  we  must!"  she  broke  in,  try- 
ing to  make  her  voice  sound  cheerful  and 
eager.  "Who — who  knows?  Maybe  some- 
thing good  will  happen?" 

"Yeah,  that's  right,"  agreed  Danny. 
"Can't  ever  tell." 

On  Christmas  Eve  she  tried  to  com- 
fort herself  by  saying  that  she  was  en- 
joying the  happiness  of  the  others — Danny 
and  Phyllis  and  Daddy  and  John  Benson. 
But  all  the  time  she  knew  she  was  lying 
to  herself.  Her  face  felt  like  a  smiling 
mask,  and  inside  she  was  sick  and  faint. 


The  tinsel  and  blobs  of  bright  color,  the 
lights  on  the  tree,  all  hurt  her  eyes  and 
made  her  head  ache. 

"1  wonder  what's  keepin'  that  dumb  old 
Sandy  Claus,"  Daddy  grumbled,  bustling 
about,  switching  on  lights.  Suddenly  it 
struck  Mary  that  Daddy  seemed  a  great 
deal  more  cheerful  tonight  than  he  had 
that  afternoon.  The  excitement,  she  sup- 
posed: and  she  smiled,  a  little  bitterly,  at 
the  thought  that  anything  so  trivial  could 
make  him  forget  his  sympathy  for  her.  It 
seemed  like  a  small  disloyalty  on  Daddy's 
part. 

Suddenly  there  was  a  commotion  at  the 
front  door — a  commotion  that  immediate- 
ly rocketed  to  the  middle  of  the  lobby. 
A  strange  figure  was  in  the  center  of  it. 
A  disheveled  Sheriff  Barstow  clad  in— 
yes,  only  in  his  red  flannel  underwear. 

"Now,  what  kind  of  an  entrance  is  that 
for  Sandy  Claus?"  asked  Daddy  in  mock 
disgust.  "And  where  are  all  the  pres- 
ents?" 

Sheriff  Barstow  was  very  angry.  "Some 
dad-burned  fool  just  simply  ripped  my 
Sandy  suit  off  my  back  and  run  off  with 
it,"  he  said.     "And  he  had  a  gun,  too." 

A  shout  of  laughter  went  up  from  the 
Christmas  party,  and  Sheriff  Barstow  grew 
two  shades  redder  and  ten  degrees  hotter. 
It  wasn't  a  wise  time  for  the  criminal  to 
appear,  but  that  was  what  he  did.  Sud- 
denly', he  was  there,  complete  with  the 
stolen  suit  and  the  stolen  pack  which 
seemed  to  bear  him  down  with  its  weight. 
Then  he  spoke,  and  the  mystery  was  over. 

"Max!"  Mary's  voice  was  not  heard 
above  the  clamor.  She  leaned  against 
Daddy.  If  only  he  could  have  come  a 
little  sooner —  She  dreaded  the  look  in  his 
eyes  when  she  must  answer  his  inevitable 
question  and  admit  that  she  had  lost  the 
children. 

"Well,  folks,"  he  said,  "I'm  sorry  I  had 
to  use  a  little  force  to  get  my  job,  but 
I  hope  the  swag  will  make  you  forgive  me. 

"Swag!"  Sheriff  Barstow  spluttered.  "I'm 
gonna  arrest  ye.  Max  Tilley!" 

"Wait'll  you  see  what  I've  got  in  this 
bag,  Sheriff." 

Mary  heard  a  thin  wail,  gathering  force 
to  become  an  indignant  yell.  Was  she 
dreaming?  It  seemed  to  come  from  the 
pack  on  Max's  back — and  it  sounded  like— 

"That's  James!"  she  screamed.  "Max — 
Oh,  Max.  you've  got  them!" 

"Why  not?"  Max  grinned.  "They're 
my  legal  wards  until  they're  twenty-one. 
and  I've  got  a  paper  to  prove  it,  all  signed 
by  Mrs.  Alice  Sanders.  And  with  wit- 
nesses too." 

"Do  tell!"  Daddy  breathed.  "But  where 
does  Mary  come  in?" 

"Figure  it  out  for  yourself,"  Max  said 
gruffly.  "Do  you  think  I  can  be  nurse- 
maid, governess  and  whatever  to  a  couple 
of  brats?  I  gotta  hire  me  a  good  woman, 
and  at  a  good  salary  too,  and — and  I  was 
wondering  if  Mary'd  take  the  job." 

But  Mary  hardly  heard.  It  was  enough 
for  her  that  she  had  opened  the  pack, 
had  lifted  out  its  precious  contents,  was 
holding  them  in  her  arms,  their  heads  nes- 
tled against  her  shoulders.  It  was  enough 
that  beside  her  she  had  the  strong,  com- 
forting presence  of  Max  .  .  .  always  there 
.  .  .  always  dependable.  .  .  . 

But  is  the  Sanders  family  really  de- 
feated in  its  persecution  of  Mary  and 
her  children!'  How  will  the  secret  which 
first  brought  their  hatred  down  upon  her 
head  be  brought  out  of  the  shadows  of  the 
past  into  the  light  of  day?  And  what  new 
adventures  in  Sanders  and  in  Hollywood 
does  the  future  hold  for  Mary7  Read  the 
concluding  instalment,  in  the  February 
issue  of  Radio  Mirror,  in  which  the  life 
story  of  Mary  Sothern  is  brought  up  to 
the  present  day. 


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What  Not  to  Expect  of 
Your  Friends 

(Continued  from  page  9) 

Each  one  can  do  something  well,  and  we 
should  use  each  one  only  for  that.  We 
don't  complain,  "You  naughty  screw  driv- 
er! Why  can't  you  drive  nails?"  So  why 
should  we  expect  a  woman  who  can  write 
wonderful  poems  to  tell  funny  stories  or 
dance  and  Susy  Q?  Can't  a  man  play  a 
marvelous  game  of  golf  and  yet  be  care- 
less about  his  debts?  Vocational  Friend- 
ship would  teach  you  to  use  him  only  for 
golf  and  never  lend  him  money. 

The  art  of  Vocational  Friendship,  you 
see,  is  to  keep  your  contact  with  friends 
only  to  those  points  where  you're  mutually 
sympathetic.  With  some  friends  you  may 
find  many  pleasant  points  of  contact,  with 
some  only  a  few.  But  almost  every  per- 
son you  meet  has  at  least  one  quality  that 
you  can  enjoy. 

THAT  is  the  way  I  think  that  we  should 
■  look  at  our  friends.  Focus  on  the 
quality  you  like  best. 

Anyway,  I  found  that  in  this  way  I 
could  be  friends  with  almost  everybody. 
Not  expecting  but  one  specialty  of  each, 
1  was  never  disappointed.  I'd  say  to  my- 
self, "Jennie  is  just  a  screw  driver,"  and 
"Henry  is  a  mallet,"  and  I  didn't  try  to 
use  them  for  anything  else. 

We  don't  expect  a  rose  to  be  good  to 
eat,  you  know,  or  an  Irish  potato  to  be 
beautiful.  We  are  satisfied  with  what 
they  are.  Are  you  peeved  because  a  hip- 
popotamus can't  climb  a  tree  and  fly 
through  the  air,  or  that  a  butterfly  can't 
fight  alligators?  Then  why  should  we  ex- 
pect men  or  women  to  do  things  that  na- 
ture never  intended  them  to  do? 

But  don't  imagine  that  you  are  exempt 
yourself.  You  probably  have  as  many 
faults  as  anyone  else,  and  so  have  I.  But 
I'll  be  satisfied  if  anyone  says, 

"Well,  I  met  Gelett  Burgess  yesterday. 
Yes,  I  know  they  say  he's  so-and-so  and 
so  he  is.  He  can't  fly  or  fight  crocodiles 
or  bore  holes,  but  d'you  know,  he's  a 
darned  good  screw-driver!" 

Words  With  Wings 

(Continued   from   page   21) 

DANGER  is  a  relative  term.  There  has 
been  danger  of  war  in  Europe  through- 
out the  last  four  years.  But  as  I  frequently 
said  in  my  dispatches  to  the  New  York 
Times,  barring  some  unforeseen  incident 
(and  please  note  the  qualification  because 
it  is  important)  I  don't  believe  we  are 
likely  to  have  war  in  the  immediate  fu- 
ture. The  reason  is  that  the  only  nations 
which  might  expect  to  benefit  from  war 
are  not  prepared  militarily  or  economically 
to  undertake  it.  Moreover,  other  nations 
which  fear  war  are  getting  ready  in  earnest 
to  defend  themselves.  This  has  changed 
the  whole  picture  and  lessens  the  demand. 
— Frederick  T.  Birchall,  foreign  cor- 
respondent of  the  New  York  Times,  talk- 
ing on  the  NBC  Magic  Key  of  RCA 
program. 

ESPIONAGE  is  one  of  the  oldest  and 
^  most  detestable  professions  in  the 
world.  Few  nations  will  admit  the  existence 
of  an  espionage  service,  though  the  activ- 
ities of  their  secret  agents  are  everywhere 
apparent.  Espionage  is  a  dangerous  busi- 
ness without  any  of  the  romantic  glamour 
with  which  fiction  writers  love  to  envelop 
it.  The  one  certain  factor  about  it  is  that 
the  reward  of  exposure  is  a  long  term  in 
prison    or     death — generally    death. 

— Linton    Wells,    in    a    talk    over    NBC. 


WtKZemX 


AREN'T  YOU  TROUBLED  when  your 
-£*-  hands  begin  to  roughen  and  chap? 
They  look  unromantic — like  old  hands. 

Why  let  this  happen?  Relief  is  quick 
when  you  use  Jergens  Lotion,  which 
overcomes  the  drying  effect  of  water, 
wind  and  cold  upon  your  skin. 

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When  Death  Went  Shopping 

(Continued   from   page   39) 


queer  reason  she  could  not  explain,  little 
Dorothy  was  afraid  of  that  hill  with  the 
railroad  crossing  at  its  summit. 

"1  wish  you  wouldn't  go  this  way,"  she 
pleaded  with  her  sister  Marie. 

"But  why  not,  dear?     It's  quicker." 

"I  ...  I  don't  know.  1  just  feel  kind 
of  funny  about  it." 

"Nonsense,"  said  her  sister  Eula.  "It's 
only  some  sort  of  a  foolish  notion.  Go  on." 

"But  it's  so  steep,"  Dorothy  insisted, 
"and  the  railroad  tracks  are  on  top." 

Right  here  Mother  McCurdy  again  as- 
serted her  authority. 

"You're  a  regular  fuss-budget!"  she  told 
her  youngest  daughter.  "There  aren't  any 
trains  due.  And  anyway,  we  can  stop, 
look  and  listen." 

Baby  Martha,  sensing  that  something 
was  wrong,  began  to  whimper.  As  the  se- 
dan crawled  up  the  hill  in  low  gear,  Doro- 
thy lowered  the  window  at  her  right  a  few 
inches,  hoping  the  light  breeze  would  quiet 
her  restless  niece.  And  at  the  top  Marie 
stopped  the  car  so  she,  and  her  passengers, 
could  "look  and  listen."  Their  view  of 
the  main  line  in  the  direction  of  the  rail- 
way station  was  blocked  by  freight  cars 
on  a  siding,  but  hearing  nothing,  Marie 
started   the  car  slowly  forward. 

MOW,  you  see,  Dorothy,"  said  Mother 
■^  McCurdy,  "there  isn't  anything  at 
all  to  be  alarmed  about." 

But  Dorothy,  who  had  been  looking 
out  the  window  at  her  right,  at  that  mo- 
ment saw  exactly  what  she  had  feared  at 
the  bottom  of  the  hill. 

"Mother,  Marie,  look!"  she  screamed. 
"Here  comes  the  express  train!" 

That  was  such  a  shock  to  Marie,  who 
was  driving,  that  she  did  the  wrong  thing. 

"You  shouldn't  have  screamed  like  that, 
Dorothy.     I've  killed  the  motor." 

That  announcement  started  a  real  panic 
in  that  sedan.     But  Marie  quieted  them. 

"Just  be  quiet  for  a  minute  and  I'll  get 
the  engine  going." 

Trying  to  keep  her  head,  Marie  worked 
frantically  at  the  levers  and  gadgets  she 
thought  she  knew  so  well.  But  somehow 
she  didn't  seem  to  be  able  to  get  the  right 
combination.  And  all  the  while  that  ex- 
press train  was  thundering  toward  them 
at  sixty  miles  an  hour.  Finally,  Marie 
gave  up. 

"I  can't  start  it,"  she  said.  "Jump  for 
your  lives." 

In  the  front  seat,  Marie  went  out  the 
door  at  her  left,  Mrs.  Scillian  at  the  right 
front  door.  But  in  the  rear  of  the  sedan 
things  did  not  go  so  well.  Frances  opened 
the  left  rear  door  and  jumped  out  followed 
by  Mother  McCurdy.  But  Mrs.  McCurdy, 
in  her  excitement  slammed  the  door  in 
Dorothy's  face! 

Dorothy  tried  desperately  to  open  the 
door  through  which  her  mother  and  sister 
Francis  had  escaped,  but  there  was  no 
strength  in  her  youthful  arms  and  hands. 
By  some  grim  trick  of  fate  the  handle  of 
that  door  had  jammed.  Mother  McCur- 
dy tried  it  from  the  outside.  Marie  tugged 
at  it.  But  they  could  not  move  that 
handle. 

On    the    other    side    of    that    rear    seat 
stood   Baby   Martha  beating  on  the  win- 
dow  with   her   little 
fists  and  crying: 

"Mussie,  take  me!" 

With  the  plea  of 
her  niece  ringing  in 
her  ears,  Dorothy 
picked  up  the  child 
and  passed  her 
across  the  front 
seat  to  her  mother, 


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who  reached  in  through  the  front 
door.  But  there  was  not  time  enough  left 
for  Dorothy  to  get  out  the  same  way. 

With  her  niece  safe,  Aunt  "Dorfy"  sank 
back  on  the  rear  seat,  covered  her  face 
with  her  arms  and  prayed. 

This  scene  on  the  railroad  tracks  did 
not  take  more  than  fifteen  seconds. 

Almost  all  of  it  was  seen  by  the  trou- 
bled eyes  of  the  engineer  driving  that 
thundering  locomotive.  The  train  was 
shuddering  and  swaying  from  the  pres- 
sure of  the  powerful  emergency  brakes,  but 
he  knew  he  could  not  stop  in  time.  So 
when  he_  saw  Mrs.  Scillian  leap  from  the 
sedan  with  her  baby  in  her  arms  he  off- 
ered up  a  little  prayer  of  his  own.  He  did 
not  know  there  was  a  child  cowering  in 
the  back  seat. 

The  heavy,  speeding  locomotive  crushed 
the  sedan  to  smithereens.  Dorothy  was 
thrown  head  first  through  the  partly 
opened  window  at  her  right.  Her  body 
hurtled  through  the  air  ahead  of  the  loco- 
motive and  finally  landed  on  the  next  track 
ninety  feet  away  from  where  the  sedan 
had  stood.  Eye  witnesses  then  understood 
why  the  other  women  had  stood  in  the 
shower  of  glass  and  other  wreckage  instead 
of  fleeing   to  safety. 

Dorothy  was  a  crumpled  heap  on  the 
cinders.  Most  of  her  clothing,  even  her 
shoes,  had  been  torn  away.  There  was  a 
terrible  wound  reaching  from  one  eye  to 
the  crown  of  her  head.  But  she  was  still 
breathing. 

Two  men— friends  of  the  family — rushed 
that  bruised,  torn  body  of  Aunt  "Dorfy" 
to  DuOuoin  seven  miles  away,  every  mile 
a  race  with  death.  Somehow  life  still  beat 
in  that  brave  young  heart  as  Dorothy  was 
hurried  into  the  operating  room  of  Brown- 
ing Hospital.  There  a  knowing  surgeon 
worked  swiftly  and  skillfully  over  her.  An 
hour  later  he  stood  at  her  bedside  com- 
forting her  mother  and  sisters.  Dorothy's 
lips  moved. 

"Don't  let  .  .  .  anything  happen  ...  to 
my  little  niece  .  .  .  Please,  God  .  .  .  don't 
let   Martha   be  hurt." 

WHAT  does  she  mean  by  that?"  asked 
the  surgeon. 

"My  granddaughter,"  said  Mother  Mc- 
Curdy with  justifiable  pride.  "Dorothy 
saved  her  life.  She  never  thought  of  her- 
self once  .  .  .  just  of  that  baby." 

Boys  and  girls,  Dorothy  Jane  was 
awarded  a  medal  for  her  act  of  unselfish 
heroism.  It  was  presented  to  her  in  St. 
Louis  not  long  after  her  recovery. 

The  adventure  took  place  back  in  1^24. 
Today  little  Dorothy  Jane  McCurdy  is 
Mrs.  Tom  Jones,  still  of  Elkville.  And  she 
has  received  a  greater  reward.  For  she  is 
the  proud  mother  of  a  baby  girl  who  is 
now  the  same  age  as  Martha  was  at  the 
time  of  the  accident. 

And  when  I  put  Dorothy's  story  on  the 
air.  1  was  able  to  do  a  little  rewarding  of 
my  own.  I  sent  Mrs.  Jones  my  check  for 
twenty-five  dollars  for  her  adventure  story. 
And  later  when  her  adventure  turned  out 
to  be  the  best  story  1  broadcast  that 
month.  1  was  happy  to  send  that  lucky 
mother  an  additional  check  for  §250. 


What  icould  you 
do  if  you  found  two 
million  dollarsf  Next 
month  read  the 
amazing  story  of  a 
man  who  stumbled 
across  a  fortune — an- 
other in  this  series  ol 
true  adventures  told 
by    Floyd    Gibbons. 


RADIO    MIRROR 


tinctive  about  them  to  arrest  attention. 

He  threw  off  his  coat  and  shirt  and  took 
up  the  subject  of  another  shirt.  This 
necessitated  a  careful  review  of  the  shirts 
on  hand,  the  fact  crashing  in  upon  him 
that  all  his  shirts  were  terrible.  He  longed, 
passionately,  for  a  brilliant  blue  and  white 
shirt  such  as  Nick  Havens  owned.  He 
had  no  blue  and  white.  At  last,  from  the 
meager  pile,  he  lifted  out  a  faded  pink 
affair  which  at  least  had  color,  however 
faint,  to  recommend  it.  This,  and  a  tie 
transferred  earlier  in  the  week  from  his 
father's  stack,  he  decided  were  passable 
for  the  great  occasion  at  hand.  For  he 
didn't  doubt  that  it  was  at  hand.  Why, 
he  simply  had  to  get  out  tonight! 

THEN  he  w-ashed  noisily,  sputtering  like 
■  a  porpoise.  He  put  on  the  pink  shirt, 
the  strawberry  flecked  tie,  the  dark  blue 
suit  reserved  for  state  occasions,  polished 
his  shoes  on  a  discarded  undershirt,  and 
then  returned,  a  little  timidly,  to  the  mir- 
ror in  which,  at  this  point,  he  ventured  a 
smile. 

Someone    rattled    the    door-knob. 

His  face  froze  into  stern  lines.  It  was 
Peggy.  She  said,  "Daddy  wants  you.  He's 
been  calling  you.    Are  you  deaf?" 

"I   can't  come.     Busy." 

"But,  Daddy—" 

"Got  to  finish  m'algebra  review." 

"But—" 

"Beat   it!" 

He  heard  her  retreat,  slowly.  He  had 
not  hoped  to  accomplish  this  so  soon.  He 
returned,  with  a  sigh  of  relief,  to  a  con- 
templation of  himself  in  all  his  sartorial 
splendor.  He  tucked  a  handkerchief  in 
his  upper  coat  pocket,  patted  it  and  eased 


Pepper  Young  Steps  Out 

(Continued  from  page  5) 

out  his  cuffs.  He  flicked  an  imaginary 
speck  of  dust  from  his  left  lapel,  tightened 
his  scarf,  smoothed  his  hair,  and  bent 
forward  and  studied  his  teeth.  Then  he 
drew  back  his  lips  in  a  cheerful  grin,  let 
it  fade  to  a  wistful  smile;  tried  the  effect 
of  a  slightly  abstracted  frown,  passed  from 
that  to  a  definitely  bored  expression,  and 
then  gave  himself  what  he  fervently  hoped 
was  a  tender  and  ardent  look. 

He  stepped  back,  satisfied,  ready  for  the 
evening,  ready  to  renew  his  attack  on  the 
forces  of  parental  discipline  downstairs. 
Swiftly,  he  ran  over  possible  courses  of 
action  in  his  mind.  He  could,  of  course, 
simply  sneak  out  the  back  way.  But  there 
was  something  in  Pepper  Young's  makeup 
which  instinctively  rebelled  at  the  idea. 
Besides,  somebody  was  almost  sure  to 
come  up  to  his  room  and  find  him  missing 
before  he  returned.  He  discarded  the  idea, 
unless — well,  unless  it  became  absolutely 
necessary. 

There  was  no  use  appealing  to  his 
mother.  It  was  her  movement  that  had 
first  signalled  to  his  father  that  she  wanted 
him  to  take  a  hand.  Peggy?  Could  he 
get  her  to  pretend  she  wanted  him  to  go 
out  for  something?  He  doubted  it,  par- 
ticularly with  Peggy  in  her  present  mood. 

iV  LL  this  while  Peggy,  who  had  returned 
^^  downstairs,  was  reporting  dramatic- 
ally, "And  he  won't  let  me  in.  He's  bar- 
ricaded himself." 

"Barricaded?"  said  Mr.  Young,  vaguely, 
looking  up  from  the  envelope  he  had  just 
stamped. 

;'Yes." 

"He  probably  wants  to  study  in  peace," 
said  Mrs.  Young. 


Peggy  shook  her  head.  She  waited  for 
the  effect  of  the  bombshell  she  was  about 
to  explode.  "That's  just  it.  He  wasn't 
studying." 

"Of  course  he's  studying,"  said  Mrs. 
Young.  "Why  do  you  say  things  like 
that?" 

"Because  I  saw.  I  peeked  through  the 
keyhole.  He  was  standing  in  front  of  the 
looking  glass  admiring  himself!" 

"He  was — what?"  said  Mr.  Young. 

ADMIRING  himself.  He  was  slick- 
^^     ing  back  his  hair." 

"No!" 

"And  he  had  on  a  pink  shirt,  a  clean  one, 
and  he  never  puts  on  a  clean  one  unless 
you   tell   him   to." 

Mr.  Young  got  up.  "Sounds  serious. 
I'd  better  look  into  this." 

Peggy  said,  "I'm  coming,  too.  I  want 
to  hear  what  he  says." 

But  Mr.  Young  waved  her  away.  "No, 
you  stay  here.  I'll  talk  to  that  young  man 
alone." 

He  turned  the  handle  of  Pepper's  door. 
It  was  locked.  He  rapped  sharply.  "What's 
the  matter  with  you?  Why  don't  you 
answer  when  you're  called?  Why  is  the 
door  locked?" 

Pepper's  voice,  high  plaintive,  abused, 
came  through  the  panel.  "Aw,  gee  Dad, 
why  shouldn't  I  have  it  locked?  It's  my 
door,  isn't  it?  I've  got  a  right  to  lock  it, 
haven't  I?  Gosh,  a  man  wants  a  little 
privacy  in  this  house  to  study  in,  doesn't 
he?" 

"Well,  this  man  won't  get  any  privacy 
until  he  unlocks  the  door,  so  get  a  move 
on." 

The  door  was  flung  open.     Pepper  said, 


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penetrating  foam 
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hidden  crevice  be- 
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washes  away  the  de- 
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bad  breath,  dull, 
dingy  teeth,  and  much  tooth  de- 
cay. At  the  same  time,  Colgate's 
soft,  safe  polishing  agent  cleans 
and  brightens  the  enamel — makes 
your  teeth  sparkle  —  gives  new 
brilliance  to  your  smile!" 


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in  a  rush  of  words,  "That  kid  comes  up 
here  and  disturbs  me  just  when  I'm  busi- 
est.'' Then,  more  conciliatory,  "Come 
on  in,  Dad,  I'm  sorry  I  locked  you  out, 
but  I  didn't  want  Peggy  busting  in  here 
when  I  was  working." 

"'Working?"  said  his  father  glancing 
around. 

Pepper  nodded.    "Yes.  sir." 
I   don't  see  any  books  open." 

"I — er — I  haven't  exactly  started  on 
them  yet.  I  was — er — just  sort  of  review- 
ing the  subject  in  my  mind." 

"Which  subject?" 

"Why— why— math." 

Suddenly  Mr.  Young  smiled.  He  and 
Pepper  looked  surprisingly  alike  when 
he  smiled.  He  perched  on  the  corner  of 
the  table  and  bent  forward.  He  said,  in 
a  low  voice,  "What  is  it,  Pepper?" 

"What  is  what?" 

"Her  name." 

"Her — "  Pepper  gulped.     "Her  name?" 

His  father  nodded.  "Yes.  The  pinkish 
shirt.     The  glistening  hair.    Who  is  it?" 

"Gosh,  Father,  you  must  be  physic!" 

"Not  physic,  son,  psychic." 

"Reading  a  man's  mind  like  that!" 

"Sue?" 

SUE?"  That  dumb  airedale?  She's  a 
busted  bulb." 

"Not  Sue?    Urn.    Let  me  see.    Edie?" 

"What  do  you  take  me  for?  She's  not 
fifteen  yet." 

;'Judy?" 

"I  wouldn't  know  she  was  on  earth  un- 
less you  told  me." 

"Then  who?" 

Pepper  glanced  around  cautiously,  tip- 
toed to  the  door,  jerked  it  open,  and  find- 
ing no  one  eavesdropping,  as  he  had  half 
expected  to,  shut  it  softly  and  came  back 
to  where  his  father  was  perched  on  the 
table's  edge. 

"Won't  tell,  will  you?" 

"Nope." 

"It's — it's  Linda." 

"Linda?     Linda    Benton?" 

"Yes,  sir." 

"Why,  you've  known  her  all  your  life. 
You  never  looked  at  her  twice.  What's 
got  into  you?" 

Pepper  shook  his  head.  "I  don't  know. 
It  came  over  me  the  other  night.  It 
happened  while  we  were  walking  home 
from  the  movies." 

"What  happened?" 

"We  clicked.  Meshed."  His  face,  young, 
eager,  with  its  row  of  freckles  across  his 
nose,  looked  suddenly  slight.  "I've  met 
my  fate!" 

Mr.  Young  looked  appropriately  solemn. 
"I'm  sure  you  have,  but — Linda.  You've 
known  her  since  you  were  babies  together 
here  in  Elmwood.  I'm  glad,  of  course, 
that  you  like  her — " 

"Like  her!"  said   Pepper,   reproachfully. 

"Well,  what  I  mean  to  say,  it's  great 
if  she's  the  one." 

Pepper  walked  to  the  window,  his  hands 
thrust  deep  in  his  pockets.  He  stared  out 
at  the  black  night.  When  he  spoke,  it 
was  in  an  awed  voice.  "Father,  do  you 
remember  how  it  felt  to  be  in  love?" 

"Do  I — "  Mr.  Young  sputtered.  "Say, 
how  would  you  like  a  good  sock  on  the 
nose?    Of  course  I  remember!" 

"Did  it — did  it  make  you  feel  kind  of 
funny  in  the  stomach  and  weak  in  the 
knees  and  dry  in  the  throat?" 

"That's  exactly  the  way  I  felt." 


"Did  it  make  you  sort  of  hot  and  cold 
all  over?" 

"Yep.  I  remember  when  your  mother 
came  into  a  room,  all  I  could  do  was 
squeak." 

Pepper  *hot  him  a  faintly  surprised 
look.  "Mother?"  he  said.  "You  don't 
suppose  Mother  ever  felt  this  way?" 

"Worse.      Much   worse." 

Pepper  shook  his  head.  He  smiled  as 
one  smiles  at  a  child,  kindly,  tolerantly, 
"Oh,  no,  she  couldn't  have.  Nobody  could 
have.     Nobody  ever  felt  like  this  before." 

"No,"  said  Mr.  Young.  "No,  I  don't 
suppose  anybody  ever  did.  And  feeling 
like  this,  I  take  it  you  were  planning  on 
stepping  out  tonight." 

Pepper's  face  fell.  His  eyes  lost  their 
exalted  look.  "Well,  yes  I  did  want  to," 
he  admitted. 

"You  know  your  mother  and  I  are 
against  going  places  school  nights." 

"I  know,  Dad,  but  this  is  different.  I 
told  her  I'd  come  by  after  dinner,  and 
when  I  called  her  up  a  little  while  ago 
to  see  if  everything  is  K.O.,  she  told  me 
George  Stevens  had  called  up,  too,  and  I 
figured  if  that  big  drip  got  there  before 
I  did,  she  might  step  out  with  him  and 
if  I  found  her  gone,  it  would — well — it 
would  be  a  blow  to  me,  that's  all." 

"I  see,"  said  Mr.  Young.  "I  see,  but  I 
don't  think  your  mother's  likely  to. 
No  .  .  .  ."  He  shook  his  head  thoughtfully, 
and  there  was  a  long  discouraging  pause. 

Mr.  Young  stood  up  and  spoke  briskly. 
"Here,  I  almost  forgot.  I'd  like  you  to 
run  down  to  the  post-office  and  mail  a 
letter  for  me — if  you  can  spare  the  time 
from  your — studies?" 

Pepper  looked  up.  Gradually  the  hope- 
lessness in  his  eyes  gave  way  to  delighted 
understanding. 

"Sure,  Dad.     I'll  go  right  now." 

"And — well,  see  that  you're  home  early. 
The  trip  shouldn't  take  more  than  a — " 

NO  SIR,  I'll  be  back  in  an  hour  for 
sure." 

"And  how  about  your  work  on  those 
exams?" 

"I'll  dig  into  it  tomorrow  afternoon,'' 
Pepper  promised.  "Honest,  I'm  pretty  well 
up  on  it."  He  paused  and  cleared  his 
throat.  "Oh,  and  that  reminds,  me,  Dad, 
couldyou  sort  of  let  me  have  a  dollar 
or  so?" 

"What   for?" 

Pepper  swallowed.  "Why  —  er  —  you 
see — " 

"I  gave  you  your  allowance  on  Mondav. 
Where's  that?" 

"I  had  to  pay  my  Athletic  Club  dues." 

"Besides,  what  do  you  need  money  for?" 

"Why — nothing — I  only  thought — " 

"No.  Your  allowance  is  all  you  get. 
You've  got  to  learn  to  make  it  do." 

"Yes,  sir,'  then,  "Father,  you  won't 
say  anything  about  all  this  downstairs, 
will  you?" 

"Not  a  word,  if  you  won't  either." 

Mr.  Young  returned  to  the  living  room. 
Mrs.  Young  looked  up.  "Well,  Pepper 
was  studying,  wasn't  he?" 

Mr.  Young  avoided  her  eyes.  "He's 
finished.  He's  going  down  to  the  post 
office  for  me.  I  want  this  letter  to  get 
off  tonight." 

"I  hope  you  told  him  to  come  right 
back." 

"He  won't  be  late,"  said  Mr.  Young, 
"that   is — not  very." 


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Love  and  Hisses 

{Continued   from   page    17) 

out  into  the  kitchen  and  fired  Steve  Nel- 
son for  bothering  the  customers.  Natu- 
rally, Steve  blamed  it  all  on  Ben,  and  not 
even  getting  a  job  as  elevator  boy  at  the 
Langley  Hotel  that  same  afternoon 
soothed  his  feelings. 

yVETTE  spent  that  afternoon  in  the 
Casino,  rehearsing.  Today  Bernie 
brought  her  a  new  song,  called  "Sweet 
Someone"— a  wonderful  song,  which  he 
predicted  would  be  the  hit  of  the  show. 

She  was  still  humming  it  when  she  ar- 
rived at  her  hotel  and  stepped  into  the 
elevator.  She  noticed  that  the  elevator 
boy— a  new  one  at  the  Langley— was  star- 
ing at  her  in  an  alarming  way,  with  a  hint 
of  madness  in  his  eyes,  but  she  went  on 
humming,  pretending  not  to  notice  him. 
Suddenly  the  car  stopped  with  a  jerk  that 
almost  sent  her  sprawling. 

"Where  did  you  hear  that  songr  he 
snarled. 

"Why— I—"  she  stammered.  "Its  Mr. 
Bernie's — Ben    Bernie's — " 

"Gets  me  fired  and  then  steals  my  song, 
does  he?"  the  boy  shouted,  throwing  the 
control  lever  over  so  the  elevator  began 
to  descend  at  top  speed.  At  the  ground 
floor  he  stopped  it  with  another  jerk 
and  rushed  out  of  the  building. 

Of  course,  it  might  have  been  the  sud- 
den descent  which  made  her  heart  skip 
so  many  beats,  but  she  didn't  think  so. 
Because  even  with  a  scowl  on  his  face  this 
boy  had  something — 

What  he  had  was  a  punch  in  the  eye 
for  Ben  Bernie,  whom  he  found  fifteen 
minutes  later  in  Lindy's.  He  delivered 
the  rjunch  and  rushed  out  again,  feeling  a 
whole  lot  better,  before  Bernie  had  a 
chance  to  call  after  him. 

Luckily  he  was  back  on  his  new  job 
before  the  manager  of  the  Langley  realized 
what  had  happened.  At  least,  Yvette 
thought  it  was  lucky,  because  it  didn't 
take  many  rides  with  Steve  at  the  controls 
for  them  to  become  fast  friends.  Once 
he  asked  her  if  she  knew  Ben  Bernie  very 
well,  but  she  changed  the  subject. 

Meanwhile,  Winchell  had  been  busy  on 
Yvette's  career.  He  began  pulling  wires, 
and  within  a  week  announced  proudly  that 
he  had  booked  her  into  a  guest  appear- 
ance on  the  big  radio  variety  show  which 
followed  his  own  Sunday-night  broadcast. 

"You're  doing  all  this  just  to  make  Mr. 
Bernie  burn — burn  down?"  Yvette  asked, 
hoping  that  his  answer  would  be  yes. 
Though  she  tried  not  to  admit  it  even  to 
herself,  her  conscience  was  giving  her 
trouble  these  days,  particularly  whenever 
Winchell  showed  her  still  another  proof 
of  his  generosity. 

Winchell  grinned.  "No.  That's  just  for 
laughs.  What  I  reallywant  is  to  see  you 
get  across.     You  rate  it." 

Joan,  Walter's  Girl  Friday,  walked  into 
the  room  just  then,  threw  a  severe  glance 
at  Yvette,  and  said:  "There  are  a  couple 
of  Harvard  men  outside  to  see  you." 

"I  don't  know  any  Harvard  men." 

"You'll  know  these.  They've  got  a 
diploma  for  you." 

She  opened  the  door  and  the  two  muggs 
from  the  cleaning  and  dyeing  racket  walked 
in,  back  to  do  some  more  complaining. 
They  eyed  Yvette  with  interest. 

"Listen,"  said  the  bigger  of  the  two, 
"We  don't  like  to  do  this,  Walter,  but  the 
Brain  still  wants  you  to  stop  making 
those  cracks." 

"I  gave  you  my  answer  on  that."  Win- 
chell said,  "and  it  still  goes.  I'll  stop 
making  cracks  when  the  Brain  stops 
making  news." 

"Is  that  final?" 


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"That's  final." 

There  was  a  pause,  while  the  men  looked 
at  him  grimly. 

"Okay,  Walter.  If  that's  the  way  you 
feel,"  said  the  spokesman,  and  they  walked 
out.  They  didn't  worry  Winchell  much. 
As  he  told  Yvette,  the  worst  he  could  get 
from  the  Brain  would  be  a  punch  in  the 
nose  and  a  good  line  for  the  column 
about  him  was  worth  that  little  price. 

Yvette  telephoned  the  news  about  her 
guest  appearance  on  the  air  to  Bernie, 
who  received  it  gleefully.  "A  week  from 
Sunday!"  he  chortled.  "And  I  break  the 
new  floor  show,  with  you  in  it,  the  very 
next  night.  That  will  be  April  the  first— 
Winchell's  Memorial   Day!     Yowsah!" 

THE  week  passed  quickly  for  Yvette, 
■  marred  only  by  the  knowledge  that 
she  was  repaying  Walter  Winchell  for  his 
kindness  by  aiding  in  a  plot  to  make  him 
look  like  a  fool;  and  by  the  necessity  of 
keeping  her  connection  with  Bernie 
hidden  from  Steve  Nelson.  Duplicity 
didn't  come  easily  to  her,  and  most  of 
all  she  hated  lying  to  the  man  she  loved. 
Because,  by  now,  she  knew  she  loved 
Steve. 

Sunday  came  and  with  it  Steve,  standing 
at  the  door  of  her  room  with  an  enor- 
mous basket  of  flowers. 

"Oh.  Steve!  How  sweet."  she  cried, 
jumping  to  the  conclusion  that  they  were 
from  him.  Then  she  opened  the  envelope 
and  her  face  fell  as  she  looked  at  the  card 
it  contained.  The  flowers  were  from  Ben 
Bernie. 

"Who's  your  friend?"  Steve  asked, 
bristling  with  suspicion. 

"Oh — nobody.  .  .  Just  somebody  wish- 
ing me  luck  on  the  program  tonight." 

Before  she  could  stop  him,  Steve  had 
snatched  the  card  from  her  hand.  He 
read  it  and  looked  up  at  her,  flushing  in 
anger. 

"Ben  Bernie!  So  that  fourflusher's 
your  friend!  And  you  told  me  you'd 
only  seen  him  when  you  were  looking 
for  work.  I  suppose  he's  the  fellow  that's 
been  calling  you  every  day  for  the  last 
week !" 

"Yes— but  he — it's  all  a  joke."  Yvette 
was  trying  desperately  to  explain. 

"It's  a  joke  all  right.  But  it's  on  me. 
And  I'm  not  laughing." 


"No,  no,  Steve.  .  ."  And  then  it  all 
came  out,  the  whole  story  of  how  she 
worked  for  Bernie.  and  how  Winchell  was 
helping  to  make  her  famous — everything. 
When  she  had  finished,  Steve  looked  at 
her  a  second  in  silence. 

"Well,"  he  said,  "if  it's  true  it's  a 
rotten  trick.  You  know  Ben  Bernie  stole 
my  song.  If  you'd  really  cared  for  me 
you  couldn't  have  had  anything  to  do 
with  him." 

"Steve — I  know  there  has  been  a  mis- 
take about  that  song — " 

"Sure,"  Steve  said  wearily.  "I  made  it. 
I  made  it  when  I  came  to  this  town.  It's 
too  full  of  chiselers  and  wise  guys.  There's 
a  bus  leaving  tonight  at  ten  o'clock  for 
Boise,  Idaho — and  I'm  going  to  be  on  it!" 

He  was  gone. 

Yvette  started  to  follow  him.  But  she 
had  gone  only  a  few  steps  when  she 
changed  her  mind  and  went  to  Bernie's 
office  instead.  There  she  told  Ben  that 
she  was  quitting,  and  why. 

"But  I  didn't  steal  his  song!"  Ben  ex- 
postulated. I've  had  it  published,  and 
it's  got  his  name  on  it.  I've  been  trying 
to  find  him  for  weeks." 

He  finally  succeeded  in  mollifying 
Yvette,  and  getting  her  to  agree  to  appear 
on  the  broadast  that  night,  but  only  on 
condition  that  Bernie  go  to  the  bus  sta- 
tion and  prevent  Steve  from  leaving. 

OUT  as  the  day  passed,  she  grew  more 
"  and  more  despondent.  Somehow  or 
other  she  got  up  in  front  of  the  micro- 
phone that  night  and  sang  her  two  num- 
bers. Then  she  ran  out  of  the  studio  to 
the  reception  room,  without  knowing  or 
caring  whether  she  had  been  a  success. 

"Were  there  any  telephone  calls  for 
me?"  she  asked  the  girl  at  the  desk,  just 
as  Winchell  came  out  of  the  studio  after 
her. 

"No,  Miss  Yvette,"  the  girl  said,  and 
Yvette  sank  numbly  down  on  the  leather- 
upholstered  bench. 

"You  were  wonderful,  kid — a  knock- 
out" Winchell  burbled. 

"It's  too  late,"   she  sighed   mournfully. 

"Too  late  for  what?" 

"He  has  gone  already — my  Steve — the 
boy  I  was  going  to  marry." 

Things  were  moving  too  fast  for  Walter. 
"The  boy  you —  Does  your  father  know 


STATEMENT  OF  THE  OWNERSHIP.  MANAGEMENT.  CIRCULATION,  ETC..  REQUIRED  BY  THE 
ACTS  OF  CONGRESS  OF  AUGUST  24,  1912.  AND  MARCH  3,  1933,  of  RADIO  MIRROR, 
published   Monthly   at   Dunellen,   New   Jersey,   for  October  1,   1937. 

State  of  New  York         ) 
County  ot  New  York     I     SS- 

Before  me,  a  Notary  Public,  in  and  for  the  State  and  county  aforesaid,  personally  appeared  Fred 
Sammis,  who,  having  been  duly  sworn  according  to  law,  deposes  and  says  that  he  is  the  Editor 
of  the  RADIO  MIRROR  and  that  the  following  is,  to  the  best  of  his,  knowledge  and  belief 
a  true  statement  of  the  ownership,  management  (and  if  a  daily  paper,  the  circulation),  etc..  of  the 
aforesaid  publication  for  the  date  shown  in  the  above  caption,  required  by  the  Act  of  August  24.  1912, 
as  amended  by  the  Act  of  March  3,  1933,  embodied  in  section  537,  Postal  Laws  and  Regulations, 
printed  on  the  reverse  of  this  form,   to  wit: 

1.  That  the  names  and  addresses  of  the  publisher,  editor,  managing  editor,  and  business  managers  are: 
Publisher.  Macfadden  Publications,  Inc..  Chanin  Bldg.,  122  E.  42nd  St..  New  York  City:  Editor, 
Fred  Sammis.  Chanin  Bldg.,  122  E.  42nd  St.,  New  York  City;  Managing  Editor.  Paul  Keats. 
Chanin  Bldg..   122  E.  42nd  St.,   New  York  City;  Business  Managers.   None. 

2.  That  the  owner  is:  (If  owned  by  a  corporation,  its  name  and  address  must  be  stated  and  also 
immediately  thereunder  the  names  and  addresses  of  stockholders  owning  or  holding  one  per  cent  or  more 
of  total  amount  of  stock.  If  not  owned  by  a  corporation,  the  names  and  addresses  of  the  individual 
owners  must  be  given.  If  owned  by  a  firm,  company,  or  other  unincorporated  concern,  its  name  and 
address,  as  well  as  those  of  each  individual  member,  must  be  given.)  Owner:  Macfadden  Publications, 
Inc..  Chanin  Bldg.,  122  E.  42nd  St..  New  York  City.  Stockholders  in  Macfadden  Publications,  Inc.: 
Bernarr  Macfadden  Foundation,  Inc.,  Chanin  Bldg..  122  E.  42nd  St.,  New  York  City;  Bernarr  Macfadden, 
Englewood,   New   Jersey. 

3.  That  the  known  bondholders,  mortgagees,  and  other  security  holders  owning  or  holding  1  per  cent 
or  more  of  total  amount  of  bonds,  mortgages,  or  other  securities  are:   (If  there  are  none,  so  state.)   None. 

4.  That  the  two  paragraphs  next  above,  giving  the  names  of  the  owners,  stockholders,  and  security 
holders,  if  any,  contain  not  only  the  list  of  stockholders  and  security  holders  as  they  appear  upon  the 
books  of  the  company  hut  also,  in  cases  where  the  stockholder  or  security  holder  appears  upon  the 
books  of  the  company  as  trustee  or  in  any  other  fiduciary  relation,  the  name  of  the  person  or  corporation 
for  whom  such  trustee  is  acting,  is  given;  also  that  the  said  two  paragraphs  contain  statements  em- 
bracing affiant's  full  knowledge  and  belief  as  to  the  circumstances  and  conditions  under  which  stock- 
holders and  security  holders  who  do  not  appear  upon  the  hooks  of  the  company  as  trustees,  hold  stock 
and  securities  in  a  capacity  other  than  that  of  a  bona  fide  owner;  and  this  affiant  has  no  reason  to 
believe  that  any  other  person,  association,  or  corporation  has  any  interest  direct  or  indirect  in  the  said 
stock,  bonds,  or  other  securities  than  as  so  stated  by  him. 

5.  That  the  average  number  of  copies  of  each  issue  of  this  publication  sold  or  distributed,  through  the 
mails  or  otherwise,  to  paid  subscribers  during  the  twelve  months  preceding  the  date  shown  above  is  (This 
information    is   required   from   daily    publications   only.) 

(Signed)    FRED  R.  SAMMIS. 
Sworn  to  and  subscribed  before  me  this  24th  day  of  September  1937. 

(SEAL)  „  JOSEPH   M.    ROTH. 

Notary    Public    Westchester    County. 

Certificate   Filed   in   N.    Y.    Co.    No.   411 

N.  Y.  Co.   Register's  No.  9  R  284 

Commission  expires   March  30,    1939 


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about  this?" 

"I  have  no  father,"  said  Yvette,  throw- 
ing discretion  to  the  winds.  She  didn't 
care  now  if  Winchell  learned  the  whole 
story.  In  fact,  she  wanted  him  to.  "1 
am  not  what  you  think  I  am.  It  is  all 
a  joke  on  you.  I  work  for  Ben  Bernie.  1 
am  Eugenie,  the  girl  you  exposed." 

"Huh?"  For  a  moment  she  didn't  know 
what  Winchell  was  going  to  do.  Then 
he  exploded  into  gales  of  laughter.  "I 
never  thought  Bernie  had  that  many 
brains,"  he  said  when  he  had  caught  his 
breath.  "The  Old  Maestro  certainly  did 
put  one  over  on  the  Old  Master." 

But  Yvette  wasn't  listening.  It  might 
have  made  her  feel  better  if  she  had 
known  that  right  about  then  Ben  Bernie 
was  having  a  hard  time  of  it.  He'd  just 
caught  Steve  at  the  bus  station,  and  was 
talking  faster  than  he'd  ever  talked  in 
his  life  in  an  effort  to  convince  that  angry 
young  man  he  wasn't  the  victim  of  a  plot 
to  steal  his  songs  and  his  girl.  Ben  suc- 
ceeded finally,  but  the  battle  had  ex- 
hausted him  so  much  that  he  made  Steve 
promise  to  stay  away  from  Yvette  until 
after  the  opening. 

Ben  flattered  himself  he  had  everything 
under  control  the  next  noon  when  he  sat 
in  Lindy's  eating  lunch.  Then  Winchell 
walked  in,  looking  unusually  cheerful. 

"Hi,  Ben,"  he  shouted.  "Read  my 
column  for  tonight  yet?" 

yOU  know  I  wouldn't  touch  it  with  a 
'  ten-foot  polecat." 

"Well,  there's  something  in  it  that  will 
interest  you.     Here's  a  proof." 

Bernie  took  it,  and  read:  "Your  New 
York  correspondent  can  take  it  as  well  as 
dish  it  out.  We  hate  to  admit  it,  but 
Ben  Bernie  has  finally  compelled  us  to 
salute  and  salaam.  We  have  just  learned 
that  Yvette,  the  songstress  we  praised  so 
highly,  and  Eugenie,  who  failed  to  win  our 
esteem,  are  one  and  the  same  girl." 

"I  surrender,  dear,"  Winchell  said. 

But  Bernie's  triumph  was  short-lived. 
They  looked  up  to  see  Joan  running  past 
the  crowded  tables  toward  them. 

"Mr.  Winchell!"  she  gasped.  "That 
mob.  They've  kidnaped  Yvette!"  She 
handed  him  a  note.  "If  you  want  to 
see  Yvette  Guerin  alive  again,  wait  in 
your  office  until  you  hear  from  us,"  it 
read.    "And  don't  notify  the  police." 

At  eight  o'clock  that  night  the  call 
came.  Winchell  listened  with  a  stony  face 
to  the  demands  of  the  kidnapers.  He 
hung  up  and  said,  "We  have  to  go  to 
the  Mill  River  Road  and  drive  along  it 
until  a  car  coming  towards  us  flickers  its 
headlights.  Then  we're  to  turn  and  follow 
it.  And  they  want  fifty  thousand  in  un- 
marked bills.  You've  got  to  come  with 
me,  Ben,  and  explain  that  the  girl  is  just 


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a  penniless  singer,  trying  to  get  a  break." 

"Anything  you  say,  Walter,"  Ben  gulped. 

The  Mill  River  Road  was  lonely  and 
dark  in  the  early  spring  night.  To  their 
overwrought  nerves  every  pair  of  head- 
lights they  saw  were  the  ones  they  were 
looking  for.  At  last  came  a  car  that 
blinked  its  lights.  They  followed  it  off 
the  River  Road  into  a  narrow,  rutted 
lane.  It  stopped  after  jolting  along  for 
about  a  mile,  and  switched  off  its  lights. 
Winchell  stopped  his  car  just  behind  it. 
and  switched  off  his  lights  too.  A  voice 
cut  out  of  the  darkness. 

"All  right.  Put  'em  up  and  keep  'em 
there.     Where's  the  money?" 

Winchell  and  Bernie  got  out  of  their 
cars,  holding  their  hands  up. 

"Who's  this  mugg?"  asked  the  voice 
sharply. 

"That's  Ben  Bernie,"  Winchell  began. 
"You  see,  he — " 

"All  right.  Where's  the  money?"  the 
man  interrupted. 

"Well,  we  haven't  got   it,   because — " 

THOUGHT  we  was  foolin'.  did  you?" 
■  the  gangster  sneered.  "Well,  it's  nine 
o'clock  now.  You  bring  the  money  here  by 
eleven  or  you'll  never  see  that  girl  alive 
again.  And  we'll  keep  this  guy  Bernie  here 
with  us,  just  to  make  sure  there's  no  dou- 
ble cross." 

"Do — do  you  have  to  do  that,  fellows?" 
pleaded  Bernie  quaveringly. 

"Oh,  a  tough  guy,  huh?"  said  the 
gangster,   and  pushed   Bernie  in  the  face. 

As  Winchell  moved  toward  his  car,  the 
gangster  and  a  partner  who  suddenly  ap- 
peared from  the  darkness  were  busy  blind- 
folding and  tying  Bernie.  One  roughly 
pushed  him  into  their  car  and  got  in  after 
him,  while  the  other  stood  a  few  paces 
away  on  the  road,  watching.  Winchell 
tiptoed  back  to  this  man. 

"You're  doing  swell."  he  whispered. 
"Now  take  him  up  to  the  farmhouse  and 
keep  his  mind  on  his  troubles  for  a 
couple  of  hours." 

"Okay.  Walter,"  said  the  gangster.  "But 
remember  your  promise.  You  know  how 
it  is — a  guy  at  the  head  of  the  cleaning 
and  dyeing  racket  can't  take  that  kind  of 
thing.  The  Brain's  sensitive.  He  don't 
mind  when  you  call  him  a  chiseler  or  a 
public  enemy  or  a  rat.  But  when  you 
call  him  a  former  pants  presser — that 
hurts!" 

"All  right,"  Winchell  promised,  "I  won't, 
any  more." 

He  went  back  to  the  gangster's  car. 
reached  in  and  conked  Bernie  on  the  back 
of  the  head  with  his  hand.  Then  he  re- 
tired to  his  own  car,  chuckling. 

At  twenty  minutes  to  eleven,  Bernie 
was  as  scared  as  he  ever  wanted  to  be. 
These  gangsters  were  tough  guys,  and  he 
knew  they'd  have  no  scruples  about  shoot- 
ing him  if  Walter  didn't  get  back  in  time 
with  that  money.  There  were  two  of 
them  with  him  in  this  drafty,  cold  room, 
and  he  thought  there  was  another  on  the 
lookout  outside. 

Suddenly  he  heard  a  door  open  and 
close  with  a  crash.  One  of  the  gangsters 
yelled,  "We  got  to  get  out  of  here! 
Winchell's  tipped  off  the  police!" 

"Why,  the  double-crossing — !"  growled 
another  of  the  men. 

"What'll  we  do  with  this  guy?" 

Silence — then  the  second  gangster  said, 
"Let's  just  tie  some  weights  to  his  shoes 
and  drop  him  off  a  pier.  Nice  and  peace- 
ful.    No  noise,  no  blood." 


Ben  Bernie  sighed  and  passed  out. 

Back  in  the  Club  Casino,  Yvette  had 
almost  reached  the  limit  of  her  endur- 
ance. She  didn't  understand  the  way 
things  were  going.  First  Bernie  had 
called  her,  last  night,  and  told  her  he 
had  found  Steve  and  that  he  was  all 
right  and  would  be  at  the  opening  of  the 
club.  Then,  all  day  today  she  hadn't 
been  able  to  find  anybody.  No  Steve — 
no  Bernie — no  Winchell,  even. 

So  here  she  was,  at  eleven  o'clock,  sitting 
in  her  dressing  room  at  the  Casino,  get- 
ting more  angry  by  the  minute.  She  didn't 
believe  Bernie  had  really  found  Steve  at 
all.  It  was  just  a  gag  to  keep  her  in 
New  York.  Probably  Steve  was  rolling 
along  on  his  way  to  Idaho,  Boise,  this 
very  minute. 

She  stood  up  angrily,  her  mind  made 
up.  Not  another  minute  would  she  stay 
in  this  place!  She'd  catch  a  plane  and 
be  in  Idaho,  Boise,  before  Steve.  And 
she  went  out,  slamming  the  door  behind 
her. 

But  at  the  door  leading  to  the  dance 
floor  she  stopped  in  amazement.  The 
hall  was  entirely  dark,  except  for  two 
spotlights.  One  picked  out  the  blind- 
folded and  tied  figure  of  Ben  Bernie. 
being  led  across  the  floor  by  a  couple  of 
rough-looking  men.  The  other  was  on 
Walter  Winchell,  standing  silently  in 
front  of  the  orchestra. 

"Just  a  few  feet  more,"  one  of  the 
rough  men  was  saying.  "We're  almost 
to  the  edge  of  the  pier,  Bernie — and  then 
it'll  all  be  over." 

"Please  don't  do  this,  fellows,"  Bernie 
cried,  almost  in  tears.  "Honest,  I'll  never 
say  anything." 

"You  sure  won't.    Not  this  way." 

"Hey,  wait!"  Winchell  shouted.  "I've 
got  the  money!" 

yEAH,"  snarled  Bernie's  captor.  "With 
'  the  cops  right  behind  you!  You  dou- 
blecrosser!  Let  him  have  it  anyway. 
Muggsie!" 

Two  shots  rang  out.  Bernie  swayed 
dizzily — then,  as  the  band  began  to  play, 
one  of  the  men  yanked  the  blindfold  off 
his  eves. 

"Well,  I'll  be—"  he  said. 

"You  are.  Ben,  you  are."  said  Winchell. 

But  Yvette  wasn't  interested.  Past  the 
laughing  couples  at  the  tables  she  went, 
headed  for  the  cloakroom.  She  snapped 
an  order  for  her  wrap  to  the  girl  on  duty 
— and  then  she  stopped,  her  eyes  widening 
in  sudden  hope.  For  there  on  the  rack 
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of  silk  hats  and  derbies,  was  a  wide- 
brimmed  Stetson — the  hat  that  Steve 
always  wore! 

"Steve!"  she  cried,  and  ran  back  to  the 
dance  floor — right  into  the  arms  of  an 
angry  young  man  from  Boise  who'd  seen 
all  the  horseplay  he  wanted  and  had  be- 
come convinced  that  Yvette  was  nowhere 
around  the  Club  Casino. 

Only  a  second's  bliss — and  then  some- 
body whisked  her  away  from  him  and 
up  on  the  stage,  where  Winchell  was 
saying: 

"And  now.  ladies  and  gentlemen — I  want 
to  present  the  cause  of  it  all — my  latest 
discovery,  Yvette  Yvette!" 

"Your  discovery,"  snorted  Bernie  indig- 
nantly. "/'/;/  the  guy  who  brought  her 
over  from    Europe!" 

"Yeah — but  I'm  the  guy  who  put  her 
oxer  in  America!" 

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ing  in  on  a  broadcast  and  straining  the 
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study  primarily — she  could  take  a  course 
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"Irene"  was  a  success  and  lasted  a  year; 
when  Jeanette  returned  to  New  York  the 
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readjustment  to  new  ideals  and  lost  illu- 
sions, was  almost  complete.  She  hadn't 
been  in  town  long  when  she  got  a  job  as 
prima  donna  in  a  small  play  produced 
in  Greenwich  Village — and  that  was  the 
beginning. 

Strangely,  the  shift  from  specialty  act 
to  leading  roles  was  not  a  result  of  her 
persistent  tripping  about  Broadway  or  of 
critics'  notices.  She  was  riding  up  to  an 
agent's  office  in  an  elevator  one  afternoon 
when  an  excited  little  gentleman  tapped 
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strangers  who  addressed  her  but  this  man's 
eyes  crinkled  at  the  edges  and  he  looked 
kindly.  She  told  him  she  did,  and  when 
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swered yes  to  that,  too. 

U  E  offered  her  the  starring  role  in  his 
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meant  Greenwich  Village  instead  of  Broad- 
way, it  meant  a  small  production  instead 
of  a  great  musical  show — but  it  also  meant 
a  chance  to  see  if  she  could  sustain  a 
long  performance. 

She  had  to  sing  a  torch  song  and  when 
finally  the  critics  gave  her  good  notices 
they  mentioned   only   her  dancing. 

When  the  notices  brought  her  an  en- 
gagement in  "The  Magic  Ring,"  on  Broad- 
way, and  she  had  signed  for  |200  a  week, 
and  everyone  had  admitted  she  was  the  hit 
of  the  show — as  a  dancer — young  Miss 
MacDonald  faced  herself  desperately  at 
last.  Should  she  give  up  the  ambition  to 
sing  and  depend  only  on  her  dancing? 

She  felt  the  need  of  expert  advice,  any- 
way. She  would  go  to  Grace  Adele  New- 
ell, a  singing  teacher  she  had  heard  of, 
and  she  would  test  her  voice.  If  Newell 
encouraged  her,  Jeanette  would  sing,  by 
Heaven,  or  split  something  trying. 

She  auditioned  for  Newell  the  next  af- 
ternoon, and  when  she  had  finished,  the 
woman  said:  "My  dear,  you  have  the 
makings  of  an  exquisite  voice.  I  will  teach 
you — " 

And  the  Panty-waist  was  eighteen,  a 
stunning,  smoothly  polished,  brilliant 
young  woman,  poised  and  gracious  and 
well  dressed,  but  still  studying  languages, 
music.  Work,  study,  study,  work,  and  it 
was  1925:  there  was  no  longer  anything 
new  about  the  speak-easy  idea  but  it  was 
still  a  glamorous  one.  Rudolph  Valentino 
was  the  Robert  Taylor  of  the  day,  and 
women   were   cutting   their   hair   off,    and 


waistlines  were  moving  down  to  meet 
rising  hemlines,  and  the  world  was  mad.  It 
was  mad,  but  it  was  having  a  wonderful 
time.  Jeanette  suddenly  discovered  that 
she  wasn't. 

Something  was  missing  from  her  life, 
so  well-ordered,  so  synthesized  of  work 
and  study  and  tired  sleep  and  hasty  meals. 
Around  her  head  was  bursting  a  multi- 
colored display  of  human  fireworks,  an 
hysterical  explosion  of  a  generation  too 
long  pent  up. 

She  was  ready  for  romance,  when  it 
came,  then,  during  that  year.  She  had 
gained  enough  momentum  in  her  career 
to  let  it  run  under  its  own  power  for  a 
time,  and  she  was  intensely  envious  of 
the  life,   the  gayety  she  was  missing. 

A  girl  friend  of  hers  had  an  invitation  to 
the  Beaux  Arts  Ball,  and  the  girl  had 
an  escort  who  had  a  friend — you  know  the 
set-up.  Would  Jeanette  make  a  fourth? 
Of  course  it  was  a  blind  date,  but  Jea- 
nette decided  to  take  the  chance. 

She  wore  an  I860  costume,  very  gussied 
up  with  ruffles  and  ribbons  and  stuff,  and 
looked  _  vaguely — but  charmingly — like 
something  out  of  a  sentimental  story 
book.  She  acted  that  way,  too,  but  only 
because  this  was  her  nature.  And  the 
young  man  who  called  for  her,  after  she 
had  refused  a  nip  from  his  flask  and  had 
gagged  on  one  drag  from  a  cigarette, 
withdrew  into  a  kind  of  a  despairing 
silence.    What  a  frost  he  had  drawn! 

AT  the  ball  (a  riot  of  color  and  of 
*»  scant  costumes  and  of  people  getting 
tight)  Jeanette  sat  miserably  against  the 
wall  after  her  companion,  with  a  mumbled 
excuse,  faded  in  the  direction  of  the  punch- 
bowl. An  hour  later  she  stood  up,  pulled 
her  wrap  about  her  shoulders,  and  started 
for  the  door;  at  the  stairs  a  man  she  had 
known  for  years,  a  doctor,  stopped  her. 
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They  had  moved  only  a  little  way  onto 
the  floor  when  a  young  man  cut  in.  The 
doctor  mumbled  a  hasty  introduction: 
"Miss  MacDonald,  Thorn  Hmph  hmph 
.  .  ."  and  hurried  away. 

Jeanette  looked  up  at  her  new  partner. 
He  was  the  handsomest  young  man  she 
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Her  first  love — its  ecstasy,  its  doubts,  ils 
bitter-sweet  rapture — and,  for  Jeanette, 
final  disillusionment  that  set  her  feet 
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14. 


15. 


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2.  Bing   Crosby. 

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4.  Gracie   Allen. 

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9.  Tyrone    Power. 

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11.  Kraft    Music    Hall, 

12.  The     Carborundum     Band     broadcast — its         19. 
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(Continued  from  page  8) 

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stage  to  tell   Eleanor  good-bye. 

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A  Christmas  Carol 


(Continued  from   page   15) 


Past:  (Quietly)  That  carefree  young 
man  with  the  light  heart  and  the  gay 
smile — do  you  recognize  himr 

Scrooge:  Yes — yes — Merciful  Heavens, 
how  happy  I  was,  then ! 

Past:  (Casually)  A  small  matter  for 
old  Fezziwig  to  make  those  silly  folks  so 
full  of  joy. 

Scrooge:    (Indignantly)    Small! 

Past:  Isn't  it?  He  has  spent  only  a  few 
pounds  of  your  mortal  money.  Is  it  so 
much  that  he  deserves  praise? 

Scrooge:  (Earnestly)  It  isn't  that.  It 
isn't  that,  Spirit.  He  has  the  power  to 
make  us  happy  or  unhappy — to  make  our 
service  light  or  heavy — his  power  lies  in 
words  and  looks,  in  things  so  tiny  that  it's 
impossible  to  count  'em  up.  The  happi- 
ness he  gives  is  quite  as  great  as  if  it  cost 
a —   (He  breaks  off  suddenly). 

Past:  What  is  the  matter? 

Scrooge:    Nothing  particular. 

Past:  (Quietly  insistent)  Something,  I 
think. 

Scrooge:  No,  no — only — only  I  should 
like  to  be  able  to  say  a  word  or  two  to  my 
clerk  just  now.     That's  all. 

Past:  My  time  grows  short.  And  we 
have  yet  another  journey  to  make. 

Scrooge:  Where  now? 

Past:  One  more  visit  to  the  past, 
Scrooge — there  in  that  little  room — with 
a  fair  young  girl  by  your  side — do  you 
recognize  yourself? 

Scrooge:  (Anguished)  No!  No!  Spare 
me  this! 

Past:  You're  older,  now — in  the  prime 
of  life.  Your  face  has  begun  to  wear  the 
signs  of  care  and  avarice.  Your  eyes  are 
greedy — the  eyes  of  a  miser. 

Scrooge:    No — please! 

Past:     She  knows  it,  too.     Listen! 

Belle:  It  doesn't  matter.  Ebenezer— 
really.  And  to  you — very  little.  You  see, 
another  idol  has  displaced  me. 

Young  Scrooge:   (Sullenly)    What  idol? 

Belle:    A  golden  one. 

Young  Scrooge:  There's  nothing  the 
world's  so  hard  on  as  poverty — and  yet 
there's  nothing  it  pretends  to  condemn 
so  much  as  the  pursuit  of  wealth. 

Belle:  Our  contract's  an  old  one — 
made  when  we  were  both  poor — and  con- 
tent. But  you've  changed — you  aren't 
the  same  person  I  pledged  myself  to.  And 
so  I  release  you. 

Young  Scrooge:  Have  I  ever  sought 
release? 

Belle:    In  words — no. 

Young  Scrooge:   In  what  then? 

Belle:  In  a  changed  nature.  If  you 
were  free,  today,  tomorrow,  yesterday — 
would  you  choose  a  girl  without  a  mar- 
riage dower?  No.  Ebenezer,  you  would 
not.    That's  why  I  release  you. 

Young  Scrooge:    But.   Belle — I — don't — 

Belle:  You  may  be  hurt  by  this — ■ 
The  memory  of  what  is  past,  half  makes 
me  hope  you  will  be  hurt.  But  only  a 
very,  very  brief  time — I  know.  Then 
you'll  dismiss  the  thought  of  it — as  though 
it  were  an  unprofitable  dream.  I  only 
hope — you'll  be  happy  in  the  life  you've 
chosen!     (She  sobs  softly). 

Scrooge:  Spirit,  show  me  no  more! 
Take  me  home.  I  beg  of  you !  Oh,  why 
must  you  torture  me  like  this? 

Past:     One  shadow   more.   Scrooge! 

Scrooge:  (Anguished)  No  more!  No 
more!     I  can't  bear  any  more! 

Past:  (Inexorably)  One  shadow  more! 
Come! 

Scrooge:  Spirit,  what  is  this  place? 
It's  strange.     I've  never  been  here. 

Past:  Watch,  Scrooge.  Watch  and  see 
what    might      have    been    yours — and    is 


another's.     Look— there  is  the  girl — older, 
now — and  happier — listen ! 

Robert:  Belle,  darling!  Merry  Christ- 
mas, my  dear! 

Belle:  Merry  Christmas,  Robert. 
You're  home  early. 

Robert:  Bless  you— you're  prettier 
every  Christmas. 

Belle:  (Laughs)  You  mustn't  chivvy 
me,  Robert.  Come  now— sit  here,  by  the 
fire.     Daughter's  bringing  tea. 

Robert:  It's  a  relief  to  come  home  to 
one's  own  fire — and  one's  own  daughter 
bringing  tea.  By  the  bye— I  saw  an  old 
friend  of  yours   today. 

Belle:  Who  was  it? 

Robert:  Guess! 

Belle:  How  can  I?  Oh — I  know — 
(They  both  laugh) — Mr.  Scrooge! 

Robert:  Mr.  Scrooge  it  was.  I  passed 
his  office  window.  It  wasn't  shuttered— 
and  there  was  a  candle  inside,  so  I  couldn't 
help  seeing  him.  (Soberly)  His  partner 
lies  at  the  point  of  death,  I  hear — and 
there  Scrooge  sat — all  alone.  Quite  alone 
in  the  world,  I  do  believe. 

Scrooge:  (Brokenly)  Spirit — Spirit,  take 
me  from  this  place! 

Past:  I  told  you  these  were  the  sha- 
dows of  things  that  have  been.  That  they 
are  what  they  are,  do  not  blame  me. 

Scrooge:  I  can't  bear  any  more!  Leave 
me!  Take  me  back!     Haunt  me  no  more! 

Past  :  I  leave  you  now,  Scrooge — in  your 
own  bed.  The  second  spirit  comes  to 
you  tomorrow  night — when  the  bell  tolls 
one. 

^        ^        ^ 

Scrooge:  (Muttering)  One  o'clock — he 
was  to  have  come  when  the  bell  tolled 
one — 

Voice  of  Christmas  Present:  I  am 
here.    Ebenezer  Scrooge! 

Scrooge:  (Startled)  You — you  came  so 
suddenly.     Are  you  the  second  spirit? 

Voice:  I  am!  I  am  the  Ghost  of  Christ- 
mas Present. 

Scrooge:  You're  quite  different  from 
the  first — You're  so  tall — almost  a  giant 
— and  that  great  torch  you  carry — 

Present:  Its  light  falls  into  the  homes 
of  rich  and  poor  alike. 

Scrooge:  (Submissively)  Spirit,  take  me 
where  you  will.  Last  night  I  went  by 
force — and  learned  a  lesson  which  is  work- 
ing now. 

Present:  Touch  my  robe,  Scrooge,  and 
come  with  me! 

Scrooge:  Where  have  you  brought  me, 
Spirit? 

Present:  To  an  humble  dwelling. 

Scrooge:   It's  miserable  enough. 

Present:  And  yet  there  is  happiness 
here.  Look — young  ones  romping  in  the 
kitchen  —  and  Mrs.  Cratchit  —  bravely 
decked  out  in  an  old  gown — hurrying 
about  getting  dinner.  Listen,  Scrooge — 
and  watch ! 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  Whatever  has  got  into 
your  precious  father — and  your  brother. 
Tiny  Tim?  And  Martha  warn't  as  late 
last  Christmas  day  by  half  an  hour!  (Door 
opens). 

Belinda:    Here's   Martha   now,   mother! 

Martha:  Hello,  everybody!  (Corning  in 
through  hubbub)  Merry  Christmas, 
mother. 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  Why  bless  your  heart 
alive,  my  dear,  how  late  you  are! 

Martha:  We'd  a  deal  of  work  to  finish 
up  last  night,  and  we  had  to  clear  away 
this  morning. 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  Well,  never  mind,  so 
long's  you're  here  now.  Sit  ye  down  be- 
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Mrs.  Cratch  it:  He's  been  to  church 
with  Tiny  Tim.    They'll  be  along  directly. 

Martha:  (Gravely)  How  is  Tiny  Tim, 
mother? — Any  better  at  all? 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  Sometimes  I  think  he 
is — and  sometimes — (Breaks  off,  fright- 
ened)— Oh,  dear  God,  if  anything  should— 

Martha:  (Quickly)  Mother — you — must 
not  even  think — (Door  opens  and  there  is 
immediate  hubbub). 

Cratchit:  (Coming  in)  Merry  Christ- 
mas, everybody! 

Martha:  Merry  Christmas,  father!  Put 
Tim  down  by  me! 

Tim:    Merry  Christmas,    Martha! 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  And  how  did  little  Tim 
behave  in  church,   Bob? 

Cratchit:  As  good  as  gold  and  better! 

Tim:  (Pipiyg  up  earnestly)  I  liked 
church,  mother.  Ohh— they  sang  the 
nicest  songs!  (Wistfully)  1  hope  people 
saw  me  there. 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  (Surprised)  Saw  you 
there?     And  why,  Tim? 

Tim:  Well,  don't  you  see — because  I'm 
lame.  And  if  they  saw  my  crutch,  it 
might  be  pleasant  for  them  to  remember, 
on  Christmas,  Who  it  was  made  lame 
beggars  walk  and  blind  men  see. 

Cratchit:  (Low,  huskily)  Bless  you,  my 
son. 

Children:  Are  we  ready  to  eat,  mother? 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  (Briskly)  Yes,  children. 
All  ready.  Come — take  your  places — and 
wait  your  turn — (Laughs) — there's  plenty 
of  stuffed  goose  and  plum  pudding  for  all 
of  you.  Martha — you  take  care  of  Tiny 
Tim.     And  see  that  he  eats  plenty. 

Cratchit:  (Reverently)  Shall  we  say 
Grace?    Our  Father  Who  art  in  Heaven — 

Scrooge:  (Hoarsely)  Spirit!  Spirit,  tell 
me  that  Tiny  Tim  will  live! 

Present:.  (Softly)  I  see  a  vacant  seat 
in  the  poor  chimney  corner — and  a  crutch 
without  an  owner— carefully  preserved. 
If  these  shadows  remain  unaltered  by  the 
future,  Tiny  Tim  will  die. 

Scrooge:  (Pleading  piteously)  No — no, 
he  can't!      It  wouldn't  be  fair! 

Present:  Quiet!  They're  finishing  their 
prayer. 

Cratchit: — so  that  for  many  years  to 
come,  we  may  unite  here — to  do  Thy  will 
and  praise  Thy  name.  (Heartily)  Amen, 
Amen!  (The  others  chorus  "Amen")  And 
now,  my  dears — with  such  a  good  dinner 
— let's  have  a  toast!  A  Merry  Christmas 
to  us  all — and  God  bless  us! 

Tim:  (Piping  joyfidly)  God  bless  us 
every  one! 

Cratchit:  And  now  a  toast  to  Mr. 
Scrooge — the  founder  of  the  feast! 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  (Indignantly)  The 
founder  of  the  feast,  indeed — that  stingy, 
unfeeling  man! 

Cratchit:    My   dear — Christmas    Day — 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  I'll  drink  his  health  for 
your  sake  and  the  day's — not  for  his! 
Long  life  to  him!  A  Merry  Christmas 
and  a  Happy  New  Year!  He'll  be  very 
merry  and  very  happy,   I've  no  doubt! 

Tim:  (Gaily)  And  I  say — God  bless 
him,  too,  mother — and  everyone! 

Scrooge:  (Anguished)  Enough!  Enough! 
Take  me  away — take  me  away! 

Present:    I    will    take   you    away    now, 

Scrooge.     But    remember — you    have   still 

to  meet  another  of  us.     Expect  the  third 

spirit  tomorrow  night — when  the  bell  tolls 

one! 

*        *         * 

Scrooge:  (Muttering  as  the  bell  tolls 
one)  One  o'clock  again.    This  last  one — ! 

The  Voice  of  Christmas  Future:  Eb- 
enezer  Scrooge,  I  am  here! 

Scrooge:  Shrouded  in  black — draped  and 
hooded — Are  you  the  Ghost  of  Christmas 
Yet  to  Come? 

Future:   I   am! 

Scrooge:  (Trembling)  Ghost  of  the  fu- 
ture,   I    fear  you    more   than   any   spectre 

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I've  yet  seen.  But  I  know  your  purpose 
is  to  do  me  good — so  lead  on !  The  night's 
waning  fast.  Time's  precious  to  me — if  I 
dare  hope  to  live  to  be  another  man  than 
what  I  was. 

Future:  Come! 

Scrooge:  (Fearfully)  Spirit — why  have 
you  brought  me  here — to  Bob  Cratchit's 
home  again? 

Future:   Watch! 

Scrooge:  It's — it's  not  the  same — some- 
thing's happened! 

Future:  Listen!  (Mrs.  Cratchit's  soft 
sobs  are  heard). 

Martha:    Mother — please! 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  And  He  took  a  child, 
and  set  him  in  the  midst  of  them — Oh, 
Martha! 

Martha:  Mother  dear — you  mustn't. 
Try  to  be  brave  for  father's  sake.  It's 
almost  time  for  him  to  be  home. 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  Yes,  Martha — for  your 
father's  sake.  He's  late  tonight.  He 
walks  slower  than  he  used  to.  And  yet, 
I've  known  him  to  walk  very  fast  with 
— with  Tiny  Tim  on  his  shoulder.  But 
he  was  light  to  carry — and  his  father  loved 
him  so,  that  it  was  no  trouble — no  trou- 
ble at  all.    (Door  opens). 

Boy:   Father! 

Cratchit:  (Coming  in,  wearily)  Good 
evening,  children. 

Mrs.  Cratchit:  (Gently)  You're  late, 
Bob. 

Cratchit:  (Trying  to  be  calm)  I'm 
sorry,  my  dear — I  went — I  went  to  the 
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gone  with  me — it  would  have  done  your 
heart  good  to  see  how  sweet  and  green  a 
place  it  is.  (Trying  to  be  cheerful)  But 
you'll  see  it  often — I  promised  him  we'd 
walk  there  on  a  Sunday.  (Suddenly  he 
breaks  into  harsh,  masculine  sobs) — Oh. 
my — son — my  little  son — Tiny  Tim — I 
loved  him  so — 

Scrooge:  (Bitterly)  That's  cruel,  Spirit 
— it's  cruel ! 

Future:  It's  the  Future,  Scrooge — of 
some  people's  making.  But  come — we 
must  visit  elsewhere.     Come! 

Scrooge:  Here — on  a  common  street, 
Spirit?  What's  there  for  me  to  learn 
here? 

Future:  Listen. 

First  Man:  No,  1  don't  know  much 
about  it  either  way.  I  only  know  he's 
dead. 

Second  Man:  When  did  he  die? 

First  Man:  Last  night,  I  believe. 

Second  Man  :  What  was  the  matter  with 
him?     Have  a  pinch  of  snuff? 

First  Man:  Thank  you — Heaven  only 
knows. 

Second  Man  :  What's  he  done  with  his 
money? 

First  Man:  (Yawns)  Haven't  heard — 
left  it  to  his  company.  I  suppose.  He  hasn't 
left  it  to  me — that's  all  /  know.  (Both 
laugh). 

Second  Man:  It's  likely  to  be  a  very 
cheap  funeral,  for  'pon  my  life,  I  don't 
know  anybody  to  go  to  it.  Suppose  we 
make  up  a  party  and  volunteer? 

First    Man:    I    don't   mind   going,   if   a 


lunch  is  provided.    (Both  laugh). 

Second  Man:  Come  to  think  of  it,  I'll 
wager  1  was  his  best  friend.  We  used  to 
nod  to  each  other  when  we  met  in  the 
street. 

Scrooge:  (In  horror)  Spirit— tell  me!  Is 
there  no  one  to  mourn  the  poor  creature 
— no  one  to  bury  him  decently?  Perhaps 
they'll  give  him  a  green  grave,  at  least — 
like  poor  little  Tiny  Tim.     Perhaps — 

Future:  Come.     I  will  show  you! 

Scrooge:  (Mutters)  A  churchyard — over- 
run by  grass  and  weeds — desolate — lonely 
— a  crumbling  gravestone — Merciful 
Father — ! 

Future:  Read  the  name,  Scrooge! 

Scrooge:  (Hoarsely)  Spirit — before  1 
draw  nearer  to  that  gravestone — answer 
me  one  question.  Are  these  the  shadows 
of  things  that  will  be — or  are  they  sha- 
dows of  things  that  may  be,  only? 

Future:  (Sternly)  Read! 

Scrooge  :  (Frightened)  Yes— yes — the 
name  on  the  gravestone  is — is — Eb-en-e-zer 
Scrooge!  Ebene^er  Scrooge!  (With  a  pas- 
sionate sob)  No,  Spirit!  Oh,  no,  no!  Tell 
me  that  I  can  change  these  dreadful  sha- 
dows you  have  shown  me!  I  promise — I'll 
honor  Christmas  in  my  heart,  and  try  to 
keep  it  all  the  year!  I  promise!  I'll  not 
shut  out  the  lesson  that  the  Past,  the  Pres- 
ent and  the  Future  have  taught  me!  Oh, 
I  beg  you — tell  me  that  I  can  sponge 
away  the  writing  on  this  stone — that  I  can 
undo  all  the  suffering  I  have  caused! 

Future:  (As  he  fades  away)  The  answer, 
Ebenezer  Scrooge,  is  in  your  own  heart! 

Scrooge:  (Frenzied)  Spirit,  I  beg  you — 
I'll  promise  anything  you  ask!  I'll — 
(Breaks  off,  startled) — Why — why,  what's 
this?  My  bedpost!  I'm  home!  In  my 
own  bed!  They've  given  me  a  chance! 
They've  given  me  a  chance!  Oh,  God 
bless  you,  Jacob  Marley,  for  haunting  me! 
(Suddenly)  What  month  is  it?  What  day 
is  it?  I  don't  know!  I  don't  care! 
(Laughs  freely,  gaily)  I'm  a  new  man! 
To  lead  a  new  life!  My  dressing  gown — 
my  slippers — now — now  to  open  the  win- 
dow—  Oh,  beautiful  day!  Glorious!  Glor- 
ious! (Calls)  You  there — boy! 

Boy:  Yes,  sir? 

Scrooge:  What  day  is  it,  my  fine  fellow? 

Boy:  (Laughing)  Today?  Why — Christ- 
mas Day! 

Scrooge:  Christmas  Day!  Then  I 
haven't  missed  it!  The  Spirits  have  done 
it  all  in  one  night!  Listen,  my  lad — do  you 
know  where  the  poulterer  is — in  the  next 
street? 

Boy:  I  should  say  I  did! 

Scrooge:  (Laughing)  An  intelligent  boy! 
A  remarkable  boy!  Tell  me — do  you  know 
if  they've  sold  their  prize  turkey? 

Boy":  It's  still  there  sir! 

Scrooge:  That's  wonderful!  Go  around, 
will  you,  and  tell  them  to  send  it  to  Bob 
Cratchit  and  his  family — on  Broad  Street 
— and  mind  you,  they're  not  to  know  who 
paid  for  it!  And  do  you  go  with  it,  and 
tell  them  I'll  be  there  later — with  a  car- 
riage full  of  presents  for  all  of  them!  Now 
hurry,  my  lad — and  here's  a  half  crown 
for  your  trouble! 

Boy:  Yes,  sir — Yes,  sir! 

Scrooge:  (Laughs  exultantly)  I'll  show 
Bob  Cratchit!  Tiny  Tim  shall  live — and 
have  the  best  of  care,  he  shall!  And  I'll 
raise  Bob's  salary — and  dear  me — I  mustn't 
forget  to  give  a  good  round  sum  to  the 
poor — Oh.  yes — and  dine  with  my  nephew, 
dear  Fred,  God  bless  him!  Oh.  God  bless 
them  all — Tiny  Tim  and  everyone!  (With 
glorious  yearning)  Ohh — If  1  could  only 
wish  the  whole,  wide  world  a  Merry, 
Merry,  Merry  Christmas! 

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ber Camels  are  the  favorite  of  more  smokers  than  any 
other  brand.  There's  no  doubt  about  how  much  people 
appreciate  Camel's  finer,  MORE  EXPENSIVE  TOBAC- 
COS. A  gift  of  Camels  carries  a  double  greeting  from 
you.  It  says:  "Happy  Holidays  and  Happy  Smoking!" 


THE  NATIONAL 
JOY  SMOKE 


If  you  know  that  a  man  really  enjoys  pipe  smoking, 
you  may  be  sure  that  Prince  Albert  will  suit  him  to 
a  "T."  More  men  buy  Prince  Albert  for  themselves 
than  any  other  smoking  tobacco.  It's  the  "National 
)oy  Smoke"— mild  and  rich  tasting  — and  beautifully 
dressed  up  to  say  "Merry  Christmas"  for  you!  Being  so 
mild,  P.  A.  is  a  delight  to  the   fussiest  pipe-smoker. 


Copyright,  1987.  R.  J.  Reynold-  Tobacco  Company,  Winaton-Salem,  N. 


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(left)  A  pound 
of  Prince  Albert, 
packed  in  a  real 
glass  humidor 
that  keeps  the  to- 
bacco in  prime 
condition.  The 
humidor  becomes 
a  cherished,  per- 
manent posses- 
sion! Gift  wrap. 


deft)  A  pound  of  mild,  mellow  Prince 
Albeit — the  choice,  "bi/eless"  tobacco  — 
in  the  famous  red  tin  humidor,  plus  an 
attractive  Christmas  gift  package  wrap! 


he  Most  Daring 
Expose  Ever 
Broadcast- 

HOMAS  E. 
DEWEY'S 

Own  Story  of  His 

WAR 
ON  CRIME 


GRACIE  ALLEN 
TELLS  HOW  MY 

CHILDREN 
BRING  ME  UP 


SINGER  ROGERS' 
STAR  BOARDER 


DEANNA  DURBIN 


„__, 


JmLaro  is  more  than  a  delicious  syrup. 
It    is    a    vital,    energizing  food.    It    is 
rich  in  Dextrose,  the  great  food -energy 
sugar. These  facts  are  known  to  millions. 
The  Dionne  "Quints"  are  served  Karo 
regularly.  It  is  one  of  their  most  im- 
portant foods   Their  glorious  phy-    ^T 
sical  condition  testifies  to  the  effi- 
cacy of  their  daily  diet  Karo 
is  sold  by  grocers  every- 
where  For  energy,  for 
enjoyment,  serve 
Karo  every  day. 


/ 


remember — 
KARO  is  rich  in 
DEXTROSE 

the  vital  food- 
energy   sugar,.. 

Dextrose  is  called 
"muscle"  sugar  by 
doctors.  It  is  the  na- 
tural "fuel"  of  the 
body.  Practically  all 
physical  energy 
comesf  rom  Dextrose. 


Efnilie 


World  Copyrisht,  1938,  NEA  Service,  Inc. 


READING  FROM 

TOP 

TO  BOTTOM: 

Yvonne  is  serious  She 
"mothers"  her  sisters,  "baby 
marie"  is  the  smallest  of  the 
five  little  girls.  But  what  she 
lacks  in  bulk  she  makes  up  in 
sympathetic  personality. 
cecile  is  the  mischievous 
Quintuplet..  Alert  and  curi- 
ous, she  is  the  most  active  of 
them  all.  annette  is  bold, 
daring.  In  "Follow  the  Lead- 
er*' she  is  the  leader  emilie 
is  sky  but  independent.  Sfw 
captures  everyone's  heart. 


DRAFTS? 

GARGLE  LISTERINE 

Like  wet  feet,  drafts  are  dangerous 
because  they  chill  the  body  un- 
equally, weakening  its  resistance  to 
germs.  Avoid  all  drafts,  and  when  you 
have  been  in  one,  gargle  Listerine. 


EXPOSURE? 

GARGLE  LISTERINE 

When  a  person  coughs  or  sneezes  on 
you,  the  air  carries  bacteria  and  de- 
posits them  in  your  nose  and  throat. 
Prompt  action  with  Listerine,  which 
kills  germs,  may  avert  an  oncoming 
cold. 


Listerine  kills  germs 

associated  with  colds  and 

sore  throat 

Tests  During  7  Years'  Research  Show  Cold  Prevention 
Results  That  Amaze  Even  Medical  Men 


No  remedy  or  treatment  that  we 
know  of  can  show  the  brilliant 
clinical  record  in  fighting  colds  that 
Listerine  advances.  Listerine  offers 
you  the  possibility  of  getting  off 
with  light  colds  this  year,  or  no 
colds  at  all.  It  is  the  new  therapy 
that  succeeds. 

Tests  made  during  7  years  of 
research  showed  this: 

That  those  who  gargled  Listerine 
Antiseptic  twice  a  day  had  fewer 
colds,  milder  colds,  and  colds  of 
shorter  duration  than  non-users. 
More  important  still — colds  of  Lis- 
terine users  reached  the  dreaded 
danger  zone  of  the  chest  less  fre- 
quently than  colds  of  non-users. 

Why  such  results,  that  impress 
even  medical  men?  Why  is  Lis- 
terine preferred  to  drastic  purga- 
tives that  may  weaken  the  system, 
vaccines  that  sometimes  upset  the 
patient,  and  those  inhalants  which 
may  irritate  the  nasal  passages? 

Here  is  why:  Listerine  treats 
colds  for  what  they  really  are — 
acute  local  infections.  And  the 
quickest  way  to  combat  local  in- 
fections, as  any  doctor  will  tell  you, 
is  to  kill  the  germs  involved  in 
them.  That  is  exactly  what  the 
Listerine  gargle  does. 


The  secret  of  Listerine's  success, 
we  believe,  must  be  that  it  reaches 
the  virus  (germ)  which  many  au- 
thorities say  causes  colds.  At  the 
same  time  it  kills  by  millions  the 
threatening  "secondary  invaders" 
— germs  that  usually  inhabit  even 
normal  mouths,  waiting  until  re- 
sistance is  low  to  strike.  Among 
them  are  the  dangerous  influenza 
and  streptococcus  germs.  These 
"secondary  invaders"  are  the  germs 
that  complicate  a  cold  and  produce 
inflammation.  They  must  be  held 
under  control. 

Five  minutes  after  gargling  with 
Listerine  Antiseptic,  tests  showed 
a  germ  reduction  averaging  94.6%. 
Fifteen  minutes  after,  96.7%.  Even 
one  hour  after,  nearly  80%  on  the 
average.  This  amazing  germ  reduc- 
tion gives  Nature  a  helping  hand, 
and  materially  reduces  the  risk  of 
cold.  That  is  a  matter  of  labora- 
tory record. 

Use  Listerine  night  and  morning, 
and  at  the  first  symptom  of  a  cold, 
increase  the  gargle  to  once  every 
two  hours.  This  pleasant  precau- 
tion may  spare  you  a  long  and  ex- 
pensive period  of  suffering. 

Lambert  Pharmacal  Company 

St.  Louis,  Mo. 


"F&u/n 'Sum 'SWEEPS  AWAY  tobacco-stained  deposits" 


IT  POURS  ON  THE  TEETH  A  VWMOEPBJUV  ' 
FRAGRANT,  CLEANSING,  MILKV  VWITE 
SOLUTION  THAT  SIMPLY  SWEEPS  AWAY 
THOSE  TINY  DEPOSITS  STAINED  BY 
TOBACCO  SMOKE.  ALL  THE  GIRLS 
AT  THE  BRIDGE  CLUB  ARE  TALKING 
ABOUT    IT 


WHY  DONT  YOU  TRY  A  TUBE? 


Don't  take  our  word  or  the 
word  of  famous  New  York 
beauties  about  Listerine  Tooth 
Paste.  Try  it  yourself.  See  how 
quickly  it  attacks  tobacco- 
stained  deposits  on  teeth.  How 
its  fragrant,  milky-white  so- 
lution bathes  the  teeth  and 
gums  and  leaves  them  fresh, 
clean  and  healthy.    How  its 


high-lustre  polishing  agents 
restore  natural  brilliance  and 
beauty  to  your  teeth.  Don't 
forget  its  economy  either. 
More  than  a  quarter  of  a 
pound  of  first-rate  dentifrice 
in  the  40*  tube.  The  25d  size 
is  proportionately  economical. 
Get  a  tube  from  your  drug- 
gist today. 


A.  p0UHD 


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were  were  7  urns 

fflllSONHERHEAD 


Ugh!  How  she  loathed  that  pepless,  logy,  irri- 
table feeling — those  headaches  that  seemed  like 
7  little  devils  pounding  on  her  head.  It  was 
hard  to  realize  constipation  could  cause  so  many 
troubles. 

YET  HOW  QUICKLY  THIS 

NEW  IDEA  BRIGHTENED 

UP  LIFE! 


A  friend  recommended  FEEN-A-MINT  —  and 
how  quickly  the  sunshine  came  back  into  life! 
She  found,  as  you  will  too,  that  no  other  type  of 
laxative  CAN  do  exactly  what  FEEN-A-MINT 
does!  Try  this  chewing  gum  laxative.  It's  de- 
licious, but  more  important  still— 

You  get  ALL  THREE  of  these 
important  benefits  in  FEEN-A-MINT 


NO  STOMACH  UPSET- With  FEEN-A- 
MINT  you  don't  swallow  a  heavy,  bulky 
dose;  there  is  nothing  to  burden  digestion. 

CHEWING  AIDS  DIGESTION-The 

chewing  stimulates  the  flow  of  the  same 
natural  alkaline  fluids  that  help  food 
digest. 

ACTS  WHERE  YOU  NEED  IT-FEEN- 

A-MINT's  tasteless  laxative  ingredient 
does  not  affect  stomach  action.  It  passes 
to  the  intestineand  works  where  it  should. 


You'll  enjoy  taking  FEEN-A-MINT  — there's 
no  griping,  nausea,  or  weakening  after-effects. 
Ideal  for  children — they  love  its  flavor.  More 
than  16  million  people  have  already  changed  to 
FEEN-A-MINT.  Make  it  your  family  laxative! 
At  all  druggists,  or  write  for  generous  FREE 
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chewing  gum 


FEBRUARY,  1938 


VOL.  9  NO.  4 


ERNEST  V.  HEYN  FRED  R.  SAMMIS 

Executive  Editor  Editor 

BELLE    LANDESMAN,    ASSISTANT    EDITOR 


Grade  Allen  Tells  "How  My  Children  Bring  Me  Up" 10 

Meet  two  very  remarkable  and  charming  kids,  indeed 

We  Present  Radio's  Man  of  the  Hour 13 

Thomas  E.  Dewey's  daring  broadcast  expose  of  crime 

The  Heart  of  Deanna  Durbin Adele  Whitely  Fletcher      16 

You've  never  read  a  more  revealing  story 

Shadows  in  the  Stars Myra   Kingsley      18 

What  will   1938  bring  your  favorite  stars? 

I  Know  the  Truth  About  Rudy  Vallee's  Strangest  Feud Jerry  Wald     22 

The  man  who  started  a  five-year  battle  tells  all 

When  Jack  Oakie  was  Ginger  Rogers'  Star  Boarder Jack  Sher     24 

A  house  is  the  real  hero  of  this  story 

The  $2,000,000.00  Temptation Floyd  Gibbons     27 

A  penniless  cow-puncher  finds  a  fortune 

Behind  the  Hollywood  Front Jimmie  Fidler     28 

NBC's  star  reporter  broadcasting   more  exclusives 

Betty  Lou — The  Star  Who  Doesn't  Exist Dan  Wheeler     32 

Is  she  fat  or  thin,  blonde  or  brunette? 

Lum  and  Abner  in  an  Abandoned  Quandary.  .  Charles  Lauck  and  Norris  Goff     34 
Concluding  their  hilarious  adventures  in  Pine  Ridge 

Make  Way  for  Melody Fred   Rutledge     36 

Part  three  of  this  great  life  story  of  Jeanette  MacDonald 

Take  Your  Pun  Where  You  Find  It 39 

Phil  Baker's  own  readio-broadcast — a  laugh  riot 

Life  of  Mary  Sothern Don  Becker     40 

There's  a  startling  climax  to  this  action  packed  serial 

What's  New  from  Coast-to-Coast       4      Prof.  Quiz'  Twenty  Questions 57 

What  Do  You  Want  to  Say? ...        6      What  Do  You  Want  to  Know?         58 

Bring  'Em  Back  Alive  and  Lively     19      Unmask  your  Beauty  62 

.  Orchids  on  Your  Kitchen  Budget.      64 

Lamour  the   Merrier 31 

Put  the  Bee  on  Your  Spelling ....      65 
Radio  Mirror  Almanac 41 

Winners  of  the  Benny  Goodman- 
Facing    the    Music 50  Swing    Limerick   Contest 91 

COVER— DEANNA    DURBIN 

UNIVERSAL   STUDIOS    PHOTOGRAPH    DONE   IN    COLORS    BY    ROBERT    REID 


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Foolish  words  of  a  popular  song.  But  there's 
truth  in  them.  In  his  heart,  every  man  ideal- 
izes the  woman  he  loves.  He  likes  to  think  of  her 
as  sweetly  wholesome,  fragrant,  clean  the  way 
flowers  are  clean. 

Much  of  the  glamour  that  surrounds  the  loved 
woman  in  her  mans  eyes,  springs  from  the  com- 
plete freshness  and  utter  exquisiteness  of  her 
person.  Keep  yourself  wholesomely,  sweetly 
clean ! 

Your  hair,  and  skin,  your  teeth— of  course  you 
care  for  them  faithfully.  But  are  you  attending 
to  that  more  intimate  phase  of  cleanliness,  that 
of  "Feminine  Hygiene"?  Truly  nice  women 
practice  Feminine  Hygiene  regularly,  as  a 
habit  of  personal  grooming.  Do  you?  It  will 
help  to  give  you  that  poise,  that  sureness  of 
yourself,  that  is  a  part  of  charm. 

The  practice  of  intimate  Feminine  Hygiene  is 
so  simple  and  so  easy.  As  an  effective  cleansing 
douche  we  recommend  "Lysol"  in  the  proper 
dilution  with  water.  "Lysol"  cleanses  and  de- 
odorizes gently  but  thoroughly. 


You  must  surely  read  these  six  reasons 
why  "Lysol"  is  recommended  for  your 
intimate  hygiene — to  give  you  assur- 
ance of  intimate  cleanliness. 

1— Non-Caustic  . . .  "Lysol",  in  the  proper 
dilution,  is  gentle.  It  contains  no  harm- 
ful free  caustic  alkali. 
2 — Effectiveness  .  .  .  "Lysol"  is  a  power- 
ful germicide,  active  under  practical 
conditions  .  .  .  effective  in  the  presence 
of  organic  matter  (such  as  dirt,  mucus, 
serum,  etc.). 

3 — Penetration  .  .  .  "Lysol"  solutions 
spread  because  of  low  surface  tension, 
and  thus  virtually  search  out  germs. 
4 — Economy  .  .  .  "Lysol",  because  it  is 
concentrated,  costs  only  about  one  cent 
an  application  in  the  proper  dilution  for 
Feminine  Hygiene. 

5 — Odor  . . .  The  cleanly  odor  of  "Lysol" 
disappears  after  use. 

6— Stability  .  .  .  "Lysol"  keeps  its  full 
strength  no  matter  how  long  it  is  kept, 
no  matter  how  often  it  is  uncorked. 


What  Every  Woman  Should  Know 


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WHAT'S  NEW 

FROM  COAST-TO-COAST 


Below,  a  Paramount  photog- 
rapher was  lurking  nearby 
as  Jack  Benny  lunched  with 
Marie  Horn,  Hollywood  ten- 
nis champ  and  Carole  Lom- 
bard  stopped  to  say  hello.' 


Left,  Pauline  Hopkins,  author 
and  star  of  WLW's  Mad 
Hatterfields.  A  rare  snap- 
shot (below)  catches  Rudy 
Vallee  dining  with  Gloria 
Youngblood  at  Palm  Springs. 


Don    English-Paramount 


BEFORE  the  month  of  January  is  out,  you  will  no 
longer  be  able  to  listen  to  Today's  Children! 
Nor  is  this  idle  rumor.  All  plans  have  been 
made.  The  concluding  episodes  in  radio's  leading  day- 
time serial  have  been  written.  The  new  show,  from 
the  pen  of  the  same  author,  Irna  Phillips,  has  been  cast 
and  rehearsed.  Today's  Children,  at  the  very  height  of 
its  success,  is  going  off  the  air,  to  become  nothing  more 
than  a  legendary  figure  in  radio  history. 

Because  Irna  Phillips  and  the  sponsor  feel  that  To- 
day's Children  belongs  to  its  listeners,  and  because  no 
announcement  of  the  reasons  will  be  made  on  the  air, 
they  have  consented  to  tell  you  through  the  pages  of 


Radio  Mirror  why  they  are  making  this  seemingly 
drastic  move. 

It's  a  strange  story.  Today's  Children  has  been  suc- 
cessful because  it  has  been  real  and  true  to  life.  The 
problems  of  its  characters  have  always  been  real-life 
problems,  like  those  you  and  I  might  face.  Miss 
Phillips  never  resorted  to  melodrama  or  blood  and 
thunder.  You  never  felt  that  you  were  listening  to 
fiction,  but  to  actual  fact. 

Now,  after  five  years  on  the  air,  Irna  Phillips  found 
that  she'd  written  her  characters  into  a  stone  wall. 
The  characters  had  been  developing  all  that  time.  All 
their  troubles  and  heartaches  had  made  them  wiser, 


SCOOP!     WHY   IS  TODAY'S   CHILDREN  GOING  OFF  THE  AIR  IN  JANUARY? 


more  sympathetic  and  understanding.  The  result  was 
that  it  was  almost  impossible  to  use  them  in  dramatic 
situations  without  taking  away  from  them  that  hard- 
won  understanding  and  wisdom.  Miss  Phillips  could 
have  resorted  to  melodramatic  devices,  but  she  was 
convinced  that  listeners  didn't  want  Mother  Moran  to 
become  suddenly  involved  with  a  one-legged  pirate 
and  a  box  of  missing  jewels,  or  some  such  exciting  but 
fictional  device. 

There  was  only  one  answer — the  story  of  Today's 
Children  was  finished.  Sponsors  were  regretful,  but 
they  were  forced  to  agree  with  Miss  Phillips,  and  in 
the  end  they  commissioned  her  to  write  a  new  show, 
The  Woman  in  White,  to  take  the  place  of  the  old  one. 
As  you  might  guess  from  its  title,  The  Woman  in  White 
has  a  nurse  for  its  heroine;  and  in  it,  Irna  Phillips 
promises,  you'll  find  the  same  warm  human  appeal 
and  realistic  point  of  view  that  made  Today's  Children 
so  popular. 


WHILE  BING  CROSBY  and  Bob  Burns  do  their 
stints  for  the  Kraft  Music  Hall  their  wives  have 
been  spending  much  of  their  time  together  working 
on  what  are  known  as  tiny  garments.  The  Crosby  in- 
fant— and  Bing's  still  betting  it's  a  girl — is  due  about 
the  time  you  read  this;  the  Burns  kin  early  in  the 
Spring. 


Jack  Benny  never  learns.  He  went  to  Palm  Springs 
not  long  ago,  and  at  The  Dunes  he  spied  a  fiddle  and 
began  to  play  it.     Led  by  Tony  Martin,  the  score  or 


so  of  movie  celebrities  in  the  night  club  quietly  left 
the  room.  Absorbed  in  his  art,  Jack  finally  looked  up 
to  find  himself  practically  alone.  The  only  one  left 
was  Marcel  LaMaze — who  handed  Jack  a  dollar  bill 
and  then  left  too. 


Don't  expect  to  hear  Alice  Faye  on  the  air  again  for 
quite  a  while  after  she  finishes  her  present  series  with 
Chesterfield.  Her  doctor  has  insisted  that  she  give 
both  voice  and  nerves  a  rest. 


NEW  ORLEANS — Long  before  anybody  thought 
enough  of  radio  to  publish  a  magazine  like  this  about 
it,  a  New  Orleans  kid  named  Joe  Uhalt  was  bitten 
severely  by  the  microphone  bug.  Not  many  people, 
in  those  early  nineteen-twenties,  had  a  radio  set  or 
even  wanted  one,  but  Joe  didn't  care — he  lived,  ate 
and  slept  radio  just  the  same.  He  got  to  work  and 
fitted  up  a  five-watt  broadcasting  studio  in  his  own 
bedroom,  with  which  he  gave  New  Orleans  some  of 
its  first  radio  programs. 

He's  still  at  it — only  now  Joe  Uhalt  is  the  president 
of  WDSU,  Inc.,  one  of  the  best-equipped  studios  in  the 
south.  Everybody  down  there  affectionately  calls 
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Nowadays,  Joe  is  a  big  executive,  having  fun  watch- 
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likely  he  ever  has  as  much  fun  as  he  had  in  the  old 
days  when  growing  ambitious,  he  decided  to  give  New 
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number  two  in  November  Radio 
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The  winner  said  that  Nelson 
Eddy  is  too  talented  to  be  co- 
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Last  night  (Sunday,  Sept.  26,  at  10:30)  I  listened  in 
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Everything  went  fine  the  first  half  of  the  program 
— the  suspense,  that  awe-struck  feeling  that  accom- 
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hand  with  the  black  glove  moving  along  the  wall — 
then  bang,  the  story  broke  off  to  let  the  announcer  get 
in  his  bit. 

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Of  course  we  expect  to  hear  advertising  at  the  be- 


ginning  and  end  of  a  program,  but  to  break  in  on  a 
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the  keyboard,  who  proved  himself  to  be  a  top  notch 
radio  star  in  his  recent  bereave- 
ment by  going  on  with  the  show  in 
spite  of  his  broken  heart. 

We  saw  Eddie  here  at  the  Chi- 
cago Theater  two  weeks  after 
Margie's  death  and  the  only  thing 
that  reminded  us  of  his  tragedy 
was  the  black  tie  he  wore  in  direct 
contrast  to  his  immaculate  white 
suit. 

Duchin's  magnetic  personality 
and  infectious  smile  blazed  bright- 
er than  the  stage  lights  as  he 
laughed  and  applauded  for  each 
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Here  are  a  few  uses  for  old  radio  cabinets. 
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used  as  a  storage  for  linen  that  is  seldom  used. 


It  can  be  placed  near  the  entrance  door  and  used  for 
gloves,  bags,  hats  that  usually  clutter  up  the  hall. 

Old  magazines  that  are  wanted  can  be  stored  in  it. 

With  a  little  adjusting  Junior  can  have  a  desk  for 
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Last  Sunday  at  5:30  p.  M.  I  list- 
ened to  the  Dr.  Pepper  program 
and  heard  their  lady  vocalist  sing 
the  current  song  hit,  "Remem- 
ber?" At  the  conclusion  of  the 
broadcast  I  tuned  in  on  the  Jello 
program,  wherein  Kenny  Baker 
attempted  to  revive  the  memories 
of  his  many  listeners,  lest  they  fail 
to  remember  him.  When  the 
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remember  them. 

Having  become  utterly  bored 
with  the  monotony  of  hearing  this 
particular  song  broadcast  to  the  exclusion  of  all  other 
numbers,  I  quickly  switched  the  dial  to  a  different  sta- 
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By  this  time  I  had  quite  naturally  reached  the  limit 
of  my  endurance,  turned  my  radio  off,  and  spent  the 
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Meet  two  very  remarkable  kids, 
Sandra  and  Ronnie  Burns,  with 
consciences  and  minds  of  their 
own  and  everything  else  to  keep 
their  parents  toeing  the  mark 


ES,"  said  Gracie  Allen,   "there's  Ronnie, 
aged  two,  and  there's  Sandra,  aged  three — 
and  then  there's  me — aged  considerably  by 
the  both  of  them!" 

Gracie,  black  hair,  bright  eyes,  dainty  figure, 
looked  all  of  sweet  sixteen  in  a  pink  quilted 
dressing  wrapper  and  scarf  to  match. 

"Bringing  your  children  up,  then,"  I  offered 
politely  but  without  conviction,  "is  getting  you 
down?" 

"Oh,  I'm  not  bringing  my  children  up,"  cor- 
rected Gracie,  "they're  bringing  me  up."  She 
smiled  brightly.  I  pinched  myself.  This  is  the 
den  of  George  Burns'  and  Gracie  Allen's  home  in 
Beverly  Hills.  I  am  under  the  impression  that 
Gracie  is  nuts  only  a  half  hour  a  week.  The  rest 
of  the  time,  people  tell  me,  she's  reasonably  sane. 
George,  who's  there  too,  seems  to  think  she  is. 

In  fact  he  helps  her  tell 
me  the  whole  sad  story. 
"Of  course  they  are. 
Listen,"  said  Gracie, 
"Sandra  Jean  and  Ronnie 


Wouldn't  you  think 
Sandra  is  a  girl? 
But  she  says  she's 
a   good    little    boy. 


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John  Burns  are  very  unusual  chil- 
dren. We  don't  tell  them  the  an- 
swers. They  tell  us.  The  nurse  will 
bring  them  down  in  a  minute  and 
you  can  see  for  yourself.  For  in- 
stance, what  would  you  say  Sandra 
Jean  was,  a  girl  or  a  boy?" 

I  said  a  girl  of  course. 

"You  are  mistaken,"  said  Gracie.  "Sandra  will  tell 
you  she  is  a  good  boy.  And  if  you  ask  Ronnie  what  he 
is  he  will  tell  you  he  is  a  good  girl.  Or  possibly  he 
may  say,  'I  yam  a  good  woman'." 

For  instance  (Grade's  story  continued),  what  is 
cod  liver  oil?  Medicine?  Oh  no.  Cod  liver  oil  is 
Sandra's  candy.  That's  what  she  says.  And  what 
does  the  sun  do  when  you're  in  it  too  long?  No — it 
bites  you.  Ronnie  says  it  bites  him,  and  so  does  the 
wind.  And  what  is  having  your  tonsils  out?  An 
operation?  Don't  be  silly — it's  a  party,  of  course. 
Sandra  ought  to  know.  She  had  hers  out  and — now 
don't  laugh — how  do  you  know  you're  not  crazy?  I 
thought  I  was  smart  the  other  day  too. 

Sandra    (Gracie   continued)    has    been   having   the 


when 

Why — it  bites  you,   says   Ron 

nie,    and    so    does    the    wind 


"whys"  a  lot  recently.  Everything 
you  tell  her  to  do  she  comes  back 
with  a  "why".  No,  I  don't  know  why, 
but  I  got  pretty  tired  of  it  so  after 
one  particularly  provoking  series  of 
"whys",  I  got  a  little  bit  angry  and 
thought  I'd  teach  her  a  lesson.  "Why, 
why,  why,"  I  cried,  "Always  'why'.  Well,  Sandra — 
why  are  you  wearing  that  dress — tell  me  that?"  And 
Sandra  said  very  calmly,  "Because  if  I  don't  I  catch 
cold!"     So— 

Now  maybe  you  think  kids  don't  worry  about  their 
parents,  too  (said  George)  but  they  do.  Yes  sir,  they 
sure  do.  You  know,  sometimes  when  I'm  reading  or 
thinking  my  mouth  hangs  open  a  little  bit.  Just  a 
little  bit,  of  course,  but  the  other  night  Sandra  tip- 
toed up.  She  almost  scared  me  out  of  my  wits.  She 
said  "Daddy!"  like  that — "Daddy — close  your  mouth." 
And  I  closed  it. 

Yes  indeed,  our  children  have  a  sense  of  responsi- 
bility— I  guess  you'd  call  it  a  conscience.  Now  you 
take  Ronnie.  Sometimes  I  could  take  that  little  rascal 
and  shake  him  to  pieces,  it  seems,  he's  so  bad.     But 


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when  I  talk  to  him  he  just  agrees  with  everything  I 
say.  "You  are  a  naughty,  naughty  boy,  Ronnie,"  I 
say.  He  says,  "jess."  "You  need  a  good  spanking, 
that's  what  you  need."  He  says,  "jess."  He  nods  his 
head  so  sadly.  Then  I  say,  "Ronnie,  why  do  you  do 
these  bad  things?"  And  he  says,  "Because  I  do — be- 
cause I  do."  Well — you  can't  beat  that  for  an  answer. 

And  speaking  about  consciences,  it  took  little  Sandra 
to  teach  me  not  to  tell  fibs.  Honest.  I  never  felt  so 
bad  in  my  life.  She  had  to  have  her  tonsils  out.  I 
wanted  her  to  think  it  was  a  lot  of  fun  so  I  built  it  all 
up  as  a  swell  time.  The  "hospistol" — that's  the  way 
she  pronounces  it — I  painted  as  a  wonderful  place  and 
taking  tonsils  out  as  something  like  ice  cream  and 
cake.  Mama  and  Daddy  will  have  all  sorts  of  beauti- 
ful flowers  around  your  bed,  I  told  her.  Well,  I  felt 
like  a  heavy  all  the  way  down  to  the  hospital,  leading 
the  little  kid  to  the  knockout  drops  under  false  pre- 
tenses. I  felt  so  bad  I  wished  I'd  told  her  the  truth. 
And  then  do  you  know  what  happened?  Well — 
when  it  was  all  over — Sandra  came  to  and  looked 
around  the  room  and  then  up  at  the  nurse, 
"Well,  Rose,"  she  said,  "no  flowers."  And 
when  I  came  to  take  her  home,  she  didn't 
want  to  go.  "I  haven't  had  my  tonsils  out 
yet,"  she  cried.  She  hadn't  had  a  party 
yet,  you  see,  and  she  was  still  looking 
for  one.    I  felt  like  a  heel. 

Yes,  you  know  Sandra  is  like 
all  women.    When  she's  sick  in 
bed  she  wants  a  lot  of  atten- 
tion.     So    Gracie    and    the 
nurse  put  a  lady's  hat  on 
her  head  and  a  veil  and 
gloves  and  dressed 
her    all    up    so    she 
forgot    all    about 
her    sore    throat. 
That     night     George 
Jessel   was   over.      He 
went  up  and   saw   San- 
dra in  bed.     "My — "  said 
George,  "you  look  beautiful, 
Sandra."     "Yes,"  she  said, 
feel  beautiful  too." 

You  know  (said  Gracie)  we 
took  Sandra  and  Ronnie  to  New 
York  with  us  this  last  time  and  we 
were  very  anxious  to  impress  all 
our  friends  and  relatives  with  how 
smart  they  were.  So  before  we  left 
we  drilled  Sandra  in  a  series  of 
questions  and  answers.  We'd  say, 
"How  old  are  you,  little  girl?"  And 
she'd  answer,  "Three  years  old." 
Then,  "Where  do  you  live?"  and 
she'd  answer,  "Maple  Drive,  Bev- 
erly Hills,  California,"  and  then, 
"What  kind  of  weather  do  you  have 
out  there?"  and  she'd  answer,  "Very  unusual" — only 
she'd  say  "unushable." 

Well,  Ronnie  had  been  around  looking  on  most  of 
the  time,  but  we  hadn't  counted  on  him.  So  the  first 
time  we  tried  to  show  her  off,  the  man  asked  Sandra 
how  old  she  was  and  she  said  "Three  years  old."  Then 
to  our  consternation,  he  turned  to  Ronnie.  "And  how 
old  are  you,  little  man?"  he  asked.  It  was  just  ques- 
tion number  two  to  Ronnie,  that's  all.  "Maple  Drive, 
Beverly  Hills,  California,"  he  answered. 

The  other  day  we  had  some  visitors  and  we  put  the 
bee  on  Ronnie  to  sing  "A  Bicycle  Built  For  Two" — he 
calls  it  "Daisy" — you  know,  "Daisy,  Daisy,  give  me 
your  answer  true — "    Well,  Ronnie  is  sick  of  the  song, 


What  can  you  do  with  a  boy 
who  admits  he's  bad  but  just 
doesn't  know  how  to  help  it? 


he's  had  to  sing  it  so  many  times  it's  in  his  hair,  and 
darned  if  he  was  going  to  give  out.  So  he  grabbed 
some  bread  on  the  table  nearby  and  stuffed  it  in  his 
mouth.  He  couldn't  sing  with  a  mouthful  of  bread 
and  he  was  smart  enough  not  to  swallow  so  he  could. 
He  just  sat  there  with  his  cheeks  puffed  out — and  no 
"Daisy." 

Yes  (said  Gracie)  having  your  children  bring  you 
up  can  be  a  little  trying  at  times.     Especially  when 
they  decide  to  put  you  in  your  place.    Like  the  other 
night  George  came  home  and  asked  Sandra  for  a  kiss. 
"No,"  said  Sandra.  George  looked  crushed  and  it  made 
me  mad.    "Give  Daddy  a  kiss,  Sandra,"  I  said.     "No," 
repeated  Sandra.    "All  right,"  I  said,  "then  go  in  your 
room  and  close  the  door."     Well,  of  course,  then  she 
cried,  but  every  time  I  asked  her  if  she  was  ready  to 
kiss  Daddy  she  yelled  "No!"    It  was  very  embarrassing 
to  George.    Well,  finally,  after  saying  no  about  twenty 
times,  Sandra  softened  up  and  said  she'd  kiss  George. 
But  then  George  was  out  of  the  mood;  he  wouldn't 
kiss  her. 
But  it  worked  that  time.    The  next  night  when 
George  came  home  Sandra  said,  "Where's  my 
Daddy — I  want  to  kiss  him."    You've  got  to 
be  a  little  independent  with  your  children 
every  now  and  then  or  they'll  run  all 
over  you.    You've  got  to  stand  up  for 
your  rights. 
Of  course,  there  are  one  or  two 
things  we  manage  to  put  over 
on  our  kids.     I  don't  mean  to 
infer    that   we   actually   tell 
them  what  to  do,  but  we 
exert  an  influence.  San- 
dra and  Ronnie  are  a 
couple  of  little  fishes, 
you  know,  and  they 
practically  live  in 
the  pool.     But  they 
both  got  the  bad  habit 
of    opening    their 
mouths   every   time   they 
jumped  in  and   swallowing 
a  lot  of  water.  It's  got  chlorine 
or  something  in  it  to  disinfect 
it  and  it  got  so   that  every  time 
they'd    had    a    swim   they   couldn't 
eat  any  dinner. 

George  figured  that  if  they  had 
something  in  their  mouths  that  they 
didn't  want  to  drop  out  they'd  keep 
them  closed.  And  if  they  kept  their 
mouths  closed,  they  couldn't  swal- 
low any  of  the  water.  And  if  they 
didn't  swallow  any  water  they  could 
eat  their  dinners.  So  every  time 
they  went  in  the  pool  we  gave  them 
each  one  of  those  candy  fruit  balls 
— you  know,  a  big  ball  of  hard 
candy.  That  was  swell,  but  they  sucked  so  many 
fruit  balls  that  they  still  couldn't  eat  any  dinner! 

But  hush — I  believe  they're  coming  down  the  stairs. 
Now  remember  what  I  told  you.  Ask  Sandra  what  she 
is  and  she'll  tell  you  she's  a  good  little  boy.  Ronnie 
will  say  he's  a  good  girl. 

Sandra  raced  in,  and  Ronnie  scurried  after. 
"Sandra,"  I  said,  "what  are  you?" 
"I  yama  good  little  girl."    ' 
"Ronnie,"  I  said,  "what  are  you?" 
"I  yama  good  boy." 

I  looked  at  George.  He  was  grinning  like  a  goat. 
"When  a  two  and  three  year  kid,"  he  said,  "can  break  up 
Gracie  Allen's  gags,  they're  mighty  unusual  children!" 


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WE     PRESENT 


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The  most  daring  ex- 
pose ever  broadcast — 
Thomas  E.  Dewey's 
own  story  of  his  war 
against  New  York 
City's    racketeers 


IT  has  been  said  that  crime  in 
this  country  costs  more  than 
the  annual  budget  of  the  Fed- 
eral government.  If  you  add  to 
this  the  cost  of  human  life  and 
the  misery  of  the  families  of 
those  who  have  been  drawn  into 
crime,  the  total  price  is  stagger- 
ing. 

Thirty  years  ago  we  could 
safely  say  there  was  no  organized 
crime.  The  average  American 
criminal  was  a  free-lance.  He 
was  a  small-time  burglar  or 
pickpocket  and  once  in  a  long 
time  some  robber  or  band  of 
robbers  became  famous.  But 
their  organization  was  loose — the 
leader  was  just  the  toughest  man 
in  the  gang  and  was  usually  just 
a  common  street  thug  like  the 
rest. 

But  today  crime  has  grown 
into  a  national  industry.  The 
petty  criminal,  the  free-lance  is 
the  least  of  our  problems.  Today 
we  have  criminal  syndicates  with 
interests  in  many  cities.  They 
are  rich  and  powerful  and  have 
brains  even  more  than  brawn. 
There  are  many  in  the  organiza- 
tion, from  the  private  who  does 
the  strong-arm  work  to  the  gen- 
eral who  sits  in  luxury,  far  re- 
moved from  the  actual  opera- 
tions of  his  gangs. 

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These  new  conditions 
make  it  necessary  that  we 
have  a  new  understanding 
of  the  criminal  problem.  In 
attacking  organized  crime, 
it  is  just  as  foolish  to  think 
only  about  the  man  who 
commits  the  act  of  violence 
as  it  is  to  regard  the  left 
end  of  a  football  team  as 
the  whole  team.  Every 
large  criminal  organization 
which  my  office  has  prose- 
cuted has  been  set  up  like 
an  industrial  enterprise.  The 
list  of  defendants  in  the 
cases  have  included  depart- 
ment heads  in  every  branch 
of  crime  and  lawyers  who 
advised  in  every  act. 


LET  us  first  understand  in 
plain  language  what  a 
racket  is.  This  word  has 
been  misused  to  describe 
every  kind  of  a  business 
fraud  and  everything  which 
is  sharp.  In  truth,  the  real 
meaning  of  the  word 
"racket"  is  the  regular  ex- 
tortion of  moneys  from 
business  men,  workers  and 
others,  by  means  of  bullets, 
force,  terror  and  fear. 

Let  us  also  understand 
what  we  mean  by  a  racket- 
eer. Starting  as  a  petty  thief  or  thug, 
the  racketeer  is  the  product  of  a  cynical 
society  which  usually,  in  the  beginning, 
punished  him  for  a  petty  crime,  instead 
of  giving  him  a  real  reformation.  Then 
he  was  thrown  back  among  his  old  as- 
sociates again  to  earn  his  living  by  his 
wits.  Having  brains  and  ruthlessness, 
he  rose  to  power  to  prey  upon  the  so- 
ciety which  failed  in  his  reformation  at 


Political  broadcasts  during  the  heat  of  election  cam- 
paigns are  usually  forgotten  the  day  after  they  make 
headlines.  But  in  the  month  of  October,  during  the 
pre-election  speeches  in  America's  greatest  city,  a 
new  radio  voice  spoke  words  that  deserve  to  be  re- 
corded permanently. 

It  was  the  voice  of  a  man  who  captured  the  confi- 
dence of  voters  hardened  to  callousness  and  suspicion 
toward  public  officials,  a  man  who,  new  to  criminal 
prosecution,  and  only  thirty-five  years  old,  has,  in  the 
past  two  years,  broken  the  grip  of  organized  crime  in 
New  York. 

Condensed  to  leave  out  the  necessary  references  to 
the  local  political  picture,  they  stand  as  a  monumental 
indictment  of  crime  and  the  civic  indifference  which 
bred  it. 

Thomas  Edmund  Dewey  meant  to  be  a  singer.  Born 
on  March  24, 1902,  to  the  publisher  of  an  Owosso  news- 
paper, he  entered  the  University  of  Michigan  when 
he  was  seventeen. 

He  studied  law,  but  when  he  won  a  music  scholar- 
ship, he  left  Ann  Arbor  and  came  to  New  York,  where 
he  studied  voice  and  attended  the  Columbia  Univer- 
sity haw  School. 

He  won  no  honors,  but  he  did  meet  Frances  Eileen 
Hutt,  whom  he  married  in  192S,  and  who  has  borne 
him  two  sons,  and  then  settled  down  to  a  practice 
of  civil  law. 

It  was  his  friendship  with  a  famous  trial  lawyer, 
George  Z.  Medalie,  which  changed  abruptly  the  course 
of  his  life.  When  Medalie  became  United  States  At- 
torney from  the  New  York  district,  he  invited.  Dewey 
to  be  his  chief  assistant.  Medalie  retired  in  1933  and 
Dewey  succeeded  him.  During  his  one  month  in  full 
charge  of  the  office,  he  won  his  first  notable  prosecu- 
tion case  when  he  obtained  the  conviction  of  the  no- 
torius  underworld  figure,  Waxey  Gordon,  and  the 
indictment  of  Dutch  Schultz,  another  gangster  leader. 

He  then  retired  to  private  practice  and  probably 
would  never  have  returned  to  public  service,  if  the 
policy  racket  hadn't  created  so  much  public  indigna- 
tion that  Dewey  was  appointed  as  special  prosecutor 
by  Governor  Herbert  H.  Lehman  of  New  York. 

The  broadcasts  on  these  pages  give  you  a  fascinating 
glimpse  of  what  he  faced  and  how  he  won  his  battle. 


the  beginning.  Let  us  trace 
the  history  of  the  two  great- 
est racketeers  in  this  coun- 
try, known  everywhere  as 
Lepke  and  Gurrah. 

Gurrah  is  a  short,  beetle- 
browed  bull-necked  thug 
who  was  once  a  petty  thief. 
Coarse,  hoarse  voiced  and 
violent,  he  was  arrested  f  or 
the  first  time  in  February 
1915  for  malicious  mischief 
and  was  discharged.  He 
was  again  arrested  in  April 
of  the  same  year  and  beat 
the  rap.  In  August  1915,  he 
was  sent  to  the  reformatory 
as  a  burglar.  After  that  he 
served  three  additional 
terms  in  jail,  but  like  all 
big  shots,  never  since  he 
rose  to  power  has  he  been 
convicted  of  any  crime. 

Teamed  with  Lepke,  he 
gathered  around  him  a  band 
of  assorted  gangsters.  He 
lived  a  life  of  luxury.  He 
became  a  familiar  figure  in 
night  clubs,  at  hockey 
games  and  at  the  race  track. 
His  clothes  were  costly  and 
his   habits   expensive. 

Lepke  is  the  brains  of  the 

team.     He   also   started   to 

build  up  a  police  record  in 

1915,  when  he  was  arrested 

for   burglary   and   assault.      Thereafter 

he    served   three   terms   in   prison    but 

none  since  he  rose  to  power. 

Lepke  is  slimmer,  acts  like  a  respect- 
able business  man,  and  until  he  became 
a  fugitive,  lived  in  a  luxurious  apart- 
ment overlooking  Central  Park. 

The  sinister  parallel  between  the 
careers  of  the  two  partners,  Lepke  and 
Gurrah,  began  to  develop  about  twenty 


Dutch  Schultz, 
"Policy  King." 


J.  Richard  Davis, 
"Kid  Mouthpiece." 


"Tootsie"     Herbert, 
"Poultry    Emperor." 


years  ago  when  they  teamed  up  as 
free-lance  sluggers  who  sold  their  ser- 
vices in  industrial  disputes  to  the 
highest  bidder.  They  began  to  emerge 
from  obscurity  as  ranking  members 
of  the  "Little  Augie"  mob  in  the  late 
nineteen-twenties.  Then  "Little  Au- 
gie" was  left  to  die  under  a  rain  of 
bullets  on  a  New  York  street  and 
Lepke  and  Gurrah,  with  their  partner 
Curley,  had  a  clear  field.  Next  Curley 
disappeared  and  lies,  it 
is  said,  in  concrete  at  the 
bottom  of  the  East  River. 

Lepke  and  Gurrah  are 
no    longer    police    char- 
acters.    Oh,    no,    they 
wouldn't  think  of  carry- 
ing a  gun  or  getting  into 
any  trouble.    They  grad- 
uated     from      all      that 
years  ago.    They  wouldn't  even  think 
of  arguing  with  anybody.     Of  course, 
if  someone  caused  them  trouble,  they 
might  drop  a  hint  to  one  of  their  sub- 
ordinates  that   they   didn't   like   that 
person,    but   they   wouldn't    think    of 
being  direct  participants  in  his  mur- 
der.    That  would  be  the  private  ven- 
ture of  some  one  of  the  boys  on  the 
payroll  who  would  never  squeal,  even 
if  caught. 

As  their  power  grew,  they  decided 
back  in  1931,  to  take  over  the  flour 
trucking  and  baking  industries. 

Lepke  himself  began  it  by  sending 
for  a  business  man  to  tell  him  that  he 
was  going  to  be  his  partner.  The  busi- 
ness man  refused.  Agents  of  Lepke 
visited  the  business  man  and  made 
threats,  and  again  that  business  man 
refused,  and  courageously  made  a 
complaint  against  Lepke  and  his 
henchmen,  charging  them  with  at- 
tempted extortion.  Lepke  disappeared 
conveniently    for    a    while    but    two 


"Gurrah"  Shapiro, 
Trucking  Racket. 


"Lepke"  Buckhouse, 
Baking  Racket. 


others  stood  trial,  and  on  their  record  of 
that  case,  there  appears  in  the  sworn  testi- 
mony the  statement  made  by  Lepke  him- 
self. "It  means  to  us  a  lot  of  money,  maybe 
millions  of  dollars.  In  the  flour  industry, 
we  have  got  the  jobbers  and  the  truckmen 
and  the  next  will  be  the  bakers  and  we 
are  going  to  make  it  a  big  thing." 

Lepke  finally  came  back  and  operations 
went  ahead.  The  gorillas  invaded  a  labor 
union  in  the  flour  trucking  field  and  gave 
orders.  From  then  on,  they  said  strikes 
were  to  be  called  when  they  ga,Ve  the 
orders. 

But  after  a  year  or  so  there  was  trouble. 
The  president  of  the  union,  William  Snyder, 
wasn't  taking  orders  as  he  should.  And 
so,  one  night  in  September  1934  there  was 
a  conference  of  the  racket  Flour  Truck- 
men's Association.  There  were  fourteen 
men  seated  around  a  table  in  a  room  in  a 
restaurant  on  Avenue  A.  Someone  walked 
in  and  murdered  William  Snyder  in  cold 
blood.  The  police  arrested  a  man,  named 
Morris  Goldis.  Goldis  was  dismissed  in  the 
Magistrate's  court,  and  the  racket  marched 
forward.  The  members  of  that  union  never 
had  a  chance,  and  no  employer  had  a  chance. 

Another  industry  was  subdued.  The  price 
of  flour  trucking  went  up.  Employers  were 
forced    to    pay     (Continued    on    page    75) 


By  ADELE 
W  H  I  T  E  L  Y 
FLETCHER 


Seldom  does  a  writer  gain 
the  insight  deep  enough  to 
paint  in  so  few  words  and 
such  intimate  essentials, 
the  personality  of  a  star 


SOME  people  are  special,  there's  no 
doubt  about  that.  It's  as  if  they  were 
born  with  joy  of  living,  humor,  gener- 
osity of  spirit,  understanding,  and  all  the 
other  things  it  takes  to  make  anyone  spe- 
cial fully  developed,  as  if  they  were  in  im- 
mediate possession  of  a  greater  share  of 
these  things  than  most  people  know  after 
groping  for  them  all  their  lives. 

Deanna  Durbin  is  such  a  person,  appar- 
ently always  was,  undoubtedly  always  will 
be.  And  this  isn't  only  attributable  to  the 
freak  structure  of  her  throat  which,  mak- 
ing the  tone  and  range  of  her  voice  pos- 
sible, has  lifted  her  family  out  of  the  large 
ranks  of  middle  class  gentility  where  life 
takes  a  lot  of  managing  if  not  actual  strug- 
gle and  skyrocketed  her  to  double  fame. 
It's  other  things  too  that  make  Deanna  spe- 
cial. She  shines.  I  can  think  of  no  better  way  to 
describe  her.  Her  eyes  shine,  her  hair  shines,  her 
voice  shines,  her  laughter  shines,  her  brain  shines.  In 
substantiation  of  that  last  item  I  offer  her  I.  Q. 
rating  from  the  Board  of  Education. 

And  now  at  fifteen  Deanna  is  aware  of  the  world  in 
which  she  finds  herself  as  a  wonderful  place.  Not  be- 
cause people  all  over  the  land  plan  their  engagements 
so  they  can  be  beside  their  radios  the  night  she's  on 
the  air.  Not  because  mighty  bankers  are  willing  to 
advance  tremendous  loans  to  her  company  if  her  con- 

16 


tract  is  given  as  collateral.  It's  other  things.  Which 
is  entirely  as  it  should  be  when  you're  fifteen,  what- 
ever else  you  are  or  are  not.    For  instance  .  .  . 

There's  "Evangeline"  which  Deanna  is  beginning  to 
study  with  her  teacher,  Mrs.  West.  She  adores  it 
because  it  is  sad.  She  has  read  "Gone  With  the  Wind" 
twice  for  the  same  reason. 

There's  the  wig  and  wig-stand  she  bought  with  her 
spending  money  on  which  she  is  able  to  effect  the  most 
unbelievable  coiffures. 

There's   the   hairdressing    (Continued  on  page  73) 


These  pictures  taken 
especially  for  this 
story  show  her  spirit 
as  we  1 1  as  her  beauty. 

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COMING  EVENTS  IN  THE  LIVES  OF 
RADIO    CELEBRITIES    CAST   THEIR- 


By     MYRA     KINGSLEY 

Noted  astrologer  who  broadcasts  daily  on  the  Mutual  network 


A  woman  who  guides  the  lives  of  many  great  people  casts 
amazing  horoscopes  for  1938  of  nine  famous  entertainers 


IF  you  were  suddenly  able  to  rub  some  ethereal 
Aladdin's  lamp  and  foretell  the  fate  of  your  favor- 
ite radio  star,  what  an  amazing  story  you  would 
have  to  tell.  But  in  these  turbulent  times  no  one  is 
blessed  with  magic.     Only  the  heavens  may  guide  us. 

What  the  next  365  days  hold  in  store  for  Martha 
Raye,  Jack  Benny,  Rudy  Vallee,  Kate  Smith,  Lanny 
Ross,  W.  C.  Fields,  Fred  Allen,  Phil  Baker,  and  Alice 
Faye,  you  and  I  cannot  prophesy.     But  the  stars  can. 

And  radio  itself?  What  new  developments  will  be 
revealed  to  a  waiting  public?  Television — where  or 
when?  The  network  tycoons  haven't  the  answer  in  a 
mile  of  blueprints  or  hours  of  secret  sessions  with  tire- 
less inventors.    But  the  stars  have. 

Will  Martha  Raye  suddenly  slide  down  from  the 
pinnacle  of  fame  as  if  on  a  streamlined  chute-the- 
chute?  Is  Jack  Benny  headed  for  another  big  financial 
year?  Why  will  Rudy  Vallee  have  to  wait  another 
year  before  he  finds  his  dream  eirl?     Will  the  newly  - 

18 


married  Alice  Faye  and  Tony  Martin  find  their  happi- 
ness abruptly  threatened? 

You'll  find  the  answer  in  the  confines  of  Virgo,  Leo, 
Capricorn,  Taurus,  Aquarius  and  Gemini,  the  six  signs 
of  the  Zodiac  that  rule  our  nine  favorites. 

In  the  last  twelve  years  I  have  read  the  horoscopes 
of  over  five  thousand  people.  Some  of  my  clients  are 
as  rich  as  old  Croesus.  Others  are  on  the  brink  of  dis- 
aster. They  come  to  me,  these  bankers,  brokers,  de- 
butantes and  dilettantes,  as  a  last  resort.  They  hope- 
fully expect  miracles  wrought.  Dignified  executives 
and  haughty  prima  donnas  ask  which  way  to  turn. 

Astrology  works  no  miracles.  It  cannot  prevent  the 
inevitable.  But  it  does  serve  as  a  sort  of  a  heavenly 
traffic  cop,  flashing  immense  green  and  red  signals. 

Many  a  tragedy  could  be  avoided  on  the  highways 
if  only  the  drivers  obeyed  the  "DANGER— CURVES 
AHEAD"  markers  that  dot  the  roads.  Horoscopes  are 
like  those  markers.  Many  a   (Continued  on  page  54) 


BRING  'EM 


Frank  Buck  gave  us  our  cue  when  we 
sent  our  cameramen  out  to  stalk  the 


radio  lions  of  the   month   with  flash 


light  and  lens.    This  and  the  next  two 
pages  show  how  well  they  succeeded 


m 


KALI 


An  Arkansas  trav- 
eler turns  pioneer 
in  Paramount's 
"Wells-  Fargo" 
—  Bob     Burns. 


No  wonder  W.  C.  Fields  Has  been 
neglecting  his  radio  duties  of 
late.  Who  wouldn't,  if  he  could 
make  love  to  Shirley  Ross  in- 
stead? It's  all  an  example  of 
what  you'll  laugh  at  when  you 
see  "The  Big  Broadcast  of  1938." 


20 


20th  Century-Fox 


Practically  our  nomination  for 
the  man  of  the  hour,  Don  Ameche 
found  radio  fame  seven  years  be- 
fore Hollywood  woke  up.  Though 
he's  a  film  panic  now,  he  still 
sticks  to  his  first  love  with 
the  Chase  and  Sanborn  programs. 


If  we  hadn't  already  tossed  our 
hat  in  the  ring  for  Don  Ameche, 
we'd  certainly  have  done  it  for 
Man  of  the  Hour  number  two,  Ty- 
rone Power.  Double  your  pleasure 
of  seeing  him  in  movies  by  tun- 
ing him  in  Sunday  nights  on  NBC. 


The  cameraman's  favorite  assign- 
ment turned  out  to  be  his  best 
job,  too.  Virginia  Verrill  on 
the  lawn  of  her  Hollywood  home 
lets  the  California  sun  relax 
her  after  her  Saturday  program 
with  Jack  Haley,  for  Log  Cabin. 


■_*•» 


Straight  from  the  man  who  took 


it  on  the  chin,  here's  the  low- 


down  on  one  Yallee  uppercut  that 
turned  a  heckler  into  a  friend 


The  author,  who  used  to 
be  a  Broadway  gossip  col- 
umnist, now  writes  scena- 
rios for  Warner  Bros., 
including  Rudy's  new  one, 
"Solddiggers    in    Paris." 


By 

JERRY     WALD 


I    AM  the  guy  who  came  out  in  print  and  called  Rudy 
Vallee  a  microphoney,  and  other  names  even  less 
complimentary.    Today  I  may  blush  to  admit  it,  but 
I  am  the  guy,  nevertheless. 

Rudy  Vallee  is  the  guy  who  got  his  revenge  for  all 
the  things  I'd  said  about  him  by  landing  a  haymaker 
on  me  that  stretched  me  out  cold  and  left  me  with  a 
black  eye.  He  is  also  the  chap — and  again  I'm  blush- 
ing— who  is  responsible  for  the  fact  that  I'm  alive  to- 
day to  write  this.  Best  enemy  or  not,  it  was  Rudy, 
and  none  other,  who  saved  me  from  drowning!  He  had 
to  lay  me  out  a  second  time  to  do  it,  but  I'm  not  com- 
plaining. 

Between  the  day  I  took  my  first  published  crack  at 
Rudy  and  now,  Rudy  has  grown  up,  and  I  hope  I  have 
too.  If  we  hadn't,  though,  of  course  I  couldn't  be  writ- 
ing this — the  whole  truth  and  nothing  but  the  truth 
about  a  quarrel  that  kept  Broadway  giggling  and  buzz- 
ing for  some  five  years. 
?? 


It  all  started  when,  fresh  out  of  Columbia  Uni- 
versity, I  took  to  writing  a  gossip  column  called  "The 
Walds  Have  Ears"  for  the  New  York  Graphic.  Now, 
the  Walds  aren't  hill  billies  but  they've  always  loved 
good  feud.  Even  to  the  extent  of  leading  with  the 
chin,  when  necessary,  to  get  it. 

Rudy  and  his  eight-piece  orchestra  were  broadcast- 
ing over  WMCA  in  New  York,  getting  $125  per  pro- 
gram and  plenty  of  abuse.  For  Rudy  was  serious. 
Rudy  was  earnest.  He  claimed  that  he,  not  Will  Os- 
borne, had  invented  his  particular  type  of  musical 
entertainment.  I  guess  it  was  just  because  Rudy  was 
such  fun  to  heckle  that  all  the  columnists — including 
young  Mr.  Wald — took  Osborne's  side  in  the  contro- 
versy. Rudy  wasn't  mature  enough  to  know  that  if  he 
ignored  the  heckling,  it  would  stop. 

I  forget  now  who  invented  the  various  titles  we  hung 
on  Rudy  like  "saxophoney,"  "microphoney"  and  simi- 
larly unflattering  names,  but  sooner  or  later,  we  all 


- 


used  them.  And  we  were  building  up  to  an  awful  let- 
down. 

Every  time  I  took  a  crack  at  Rudy  I  was  deluged 
with  letters  of  protest  from  his  fans.  But  the  pub- 
lishers of  the  Graphic  didn't  know  the  contents  of 
those  letters.  They  thought  it  great  stuff  that  I  could 
build  a  following  of  two  thousand  and  more  fan  let- 
ters that  poured  in  to  me  every  week. 

When  Rudy  and  his  Connecticut  Yankees  played 
Boston,  and  Rudy  serenaded  the  audience  with  "Oh, 


give  me  something  to  remember  you  by,"  a  Harvard 
student  took  him  at  his  word  and  threw  a  grapefruit 
at  him. 

That  was  meat  for  me.  In  my  column  I  immediately 
announced  the  inauguration  of  a  fund  dedicated  to  the 
avowed  purpose  of  teaching  Harvard  students  to  throw 
better. 

"Word  that  Rudy  was  taking  boxing  lessons  and  that 
he  would  knock  me  into  a  couple  of  pied  columns 
reached  me.     I  grinned  and   (Continued  on  page  H8) 


"A  microphoney"  was  what  Jerry  Wald 
called  Rudy  ten  years  ago — but  some- 
thing happened  that  made  him  not  only 
eat     those     words     but     like     it     too. 


By        JACK        SHER 


If  Hollywood  hod  this  story 
it  would  be  sure  to  make  a 
movie  of  it,  for  it's  only 
in  O.  Henry  fiction  that  a 


house  is  cast  as  the  hero 


Tune     in     Jack     Oakie's     College 
Tuesday     nights     at     9:30     over     NBC. 


THERE  is  a  graying  house  settling  back  on  its  beams 
near  the  edge  of  Long  Island,  a  Dizzy  Dean's  throw 
from  Manhattan,  with  a  perfectly  innocent  front 
and  a  past  that  soon  must  be  told  or  left  forever  to  the 
ghosts  who  gently  stalk  about  the  parlor  on  Saturday 
nights. 

It  is  the  rambling,  kindly  house  whose  sympathetic 
and  often  leaking  roof  sheltered  two  Manhattan  hope- 
fuls in  the  year  1930 — the  year  the  depression  was 
first  declared  over  by  official  proclamation  of  the  presi- 
dent with  the  aid  of  a  Wall  Street  that  shivered  on  rock 
bottom.     Two  young  hopefuls,  one  with  short  black 

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hair  and  an  ability  to  hoof  it,  the  other  with  a  graceful, 
hundred  and  twenty  pound  figure,  who  hoped  to  be 
the  successor  to  Charles  Ray. 

It  was  the  house  of  Mrs.  Lela  Rogers,  whose  front 
bedroom  should  have  brought  the  best  rent  of  all,  and 
brought  nothing,  because  it  held  the  dainty  but  non- 
paying  form  of  Mr.  Jack  Oakie. 

Not  that  Lela  Rogers  minded.  She  never  minded 
when  Ginger  brought  home  a  hungry  stray  she'd  found 
out  in  the  cold.  Usually  it  was  an  alley  cat,  pathetic 
and  mewing.  Once  it  was  Jack  Oakie — Jack  Oakie, 
who  weighed  a  hundred  and  twenty-two  pounds,  and 


The  first  break  this  pretty  bru- 
nette with  the  1930  bob  and  this 
1 22-pound  boy  ever  had  was  meet- 
ing each  other.  The  second  was 
being  featured  in  "The  Sap  From 
Syracuse."  If  you  want  to  know 
what  a  house  has  to  do  with  all 
this,    start    reading    this    story. 


would  be  a  second  Charlie  Ray,  his  friends  said,  as 
soon  as  he  put  on  some  weight. 

THAT  house,  you  see,  fed  Jack  Oakie  warm,  hearten- 
ing meals  when  he  needed  them  to  give  his  belt 
something  to  tighten  against,  and  it  guided  Ginger 
Rogers  from  vaudeville  and  a  three  a  day  act  to  the 
silver  screen. 

Which  explains,  quite  simply,  why  Ginger  Rogers, 
her  hair  now  golden,  ties  the  critics  up  in  knots  with 
every  succeeding  screening  of  "Stage  Door,"  and  why 
Jack  Oakie,   though  he   shatters   the   scales   at  two- 


twenty,  draws  three  thousand  from  his  radio  sponsor. 

There  was,  fortunately  for  the  appetites  of  the 
Rogers'  household,  no  thought  of  movies  in  Lela's 
head  the  most  beautiful  1930  spring  afternoon  Long 
Island  had  ever  bared  a  head  to.  Birds  were  doing 
their  stuff  on  every  branch  of  every  tree.  It  was,  in 
short,  a  scene  calculated  to  bring  a  whistle  to  a  young 
man's  lips. 

Jack,  as  he  raced  up  the  walk,  took  the  porch  steps 
in  one  leap,  and  thundered  into  the  parlor,  would  have 
whistled  even  if  it  had  been  raining. 

"Ginny!"  he  shouted,  "Where  are  you?" 

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THERE  is  a  graying  house  settling  back  on  its  beams 
near  the  edge  of  Long  Island,  a  Dizzy  Dean's  throw 
from  Manhattan,  with  a  perfectly  innocent  front 
and  a  past  that  soon  must  be  told  or  left  forever  to  the 
ghosts  who  gently  stalk  about  the  parlor  on  Saturday 
nights. 

It  is  the  rambling,  kindly  house  whose  sympathetic 
and  often  leaking  roof  sheltered  two  Manhattan  hope- 
fuls in  the  year  1930— the  year  the  depression  was 
first  declared  over  by  official  proclamation  of  the  presi 
dent  with  the  aid  of  a  Wall  Street  that  shivered  on  rock 
bottom.  Two  young  hopefuls,  one  with  short  black 
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hair  and  an  ability  to  hoof  it,  the  other  with  a  graceful, 
hundred  and  twenty  pound  figure,  who  hoped  to  be 
the  successor  to  Charles  Ray. 

It  was  the  house  of  Mrs.  Lela  Rogers,  whose  front 
bedroom  should  have  brought  the  best  rent  of  all,  and 
brought  nothing,  because  it  held  the  dainty  but  non- 
paying  form  of  Mr.  Jack  Oakie. 

Not  that  Lela  Rogers  minded.  She  never  minded 
when  Ginger  brought  home  a  hungry  stray  she'd  found 
out  in  the  cold.  Usually  it  was  an  alley  cat,  pathetic 
and  mewing.  Once  it  was  Jack  Oakie— Jack  Oakie. 
who  weighed  a  hundred  and  twenty-two  pounds,  ana 


would  be  a  second  Charlie  Ray,  his  friends  said,  as 
soon  as  he  put  on  some  weight. 

THAT  house,  you  see,  fed  Jack  Oakie  warm,  hearten- 
I  mg  meals  when  he  needed  them  to  give  his  belt 
something  to  tighten  against,  and  it  guided  Ginger 
Rogers  from  vaudeville  and  a  three  a  day  act  to  the 
silver  screen. 

Which  explains,  quite  simply,  why  Ginger  Rogers, 
™*  hair  now  golden,  ties  the  critics  up  in  knots  with 
every  succeeding  screening  of  "Stage  Door,"  and  why 
JacK  Oakie,   though   he   shatters  the   scales  at  two- 


twenty,  draws  three  thousand  from  his  radio  sponsor. 

There  was,  fortunately  for  the  appetites  of  the 
Rogers'  household,  no  thought  of  movies  in  Lela's 
head  the  most  beautiful  1930  spring  afternoon  Long 
Island  had  ever  bared  a  head  to.  Birds  were  doing 
their  stuff  on  every  branch  of  every  tree.  It  was,  in 
short,  a  scene  calculated  to  bring  a  whistle  to  a  young 
man's  lips. 

Jack,  as  he  raced  up  the  walk,  took  the  porch  steps 
in  one  leap,  and  thundered  into  the  parlor,  would  have 
whistled  even  if  it  had  been  raining. 

"Ginny!"  he  shouted,  "Where  are  you?" 

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Ginger  Rogers'  voice,  high  and  clear  above  the 
sound  of  running  water,  reached  him. 

"Taking  a  bath.    Why?" 

Jack  thundered  up  the  stairs,  down  the  hall  to  the 
bathroom  door,  and  pounded  on  the  thin  panel. 

"Ginny,  we  gotta  break,  it's  come.  This  is  our  day 
— get  out  of  that  tub  and  come  out  here!" 

In  the  kitchen,  Lela  peeked  anxiously  at  the  cake 
in  the  oven  and  prayed  that  Jack  would  quiet  down. 
Instead  the  din  grew  worse,  so  she  hurried  out  into 
the  hall  and  up  to  Jack. 

"If  you  want  to  talk  to  Ginger,"  she  reprimanded, 
"wait  until  she  gets  through  with  her  bath.  You're 
ruining  my  cake." 

Jack  smothered  the  rest  of  her  protest  with  one  hand 
and  whirled  her  into  a  highland  fling  with  the  other. 

"We're  in,  we're  in,"  he  yelled.  "Ginger  and  I  have 
a  job!" 

Mrs.  Lela  Rogers  stared  at  him  in  amazement,  as 
Ginger  dashed  from  the  bathroom  in  a  heavy  robe, 


yelling  at  Jack  as  she  went  by,  "I'll  be  with  you  in  a 
second.    Just  as  soon  as  I  get  dressed." 

"Now,"  Lela  said,  trying  to  be  calm,  "what  on  earth 
is  this  all  about?" 

Young  Oakie  looked  at  his  fingernails  with  a 
polished  air.  In  his  best  big-executive  manner  he 
strode  up  and  down  the  hall. 

"Remember  what  I  told  you  about  our  little  Ginger 
being  the  best  dramatic  actress  in  show  business?  And 
remember  what  I  told  you  about  how  the  long  hours 
we  spent  coaching  each  other  in  the  fine  art  of  dra- 
matics would  not  be  spent  in  vain?  And,"  said  Jack, 
tossing  eloquence  and  dignity  to  the  winds  and  becom- 
ing a  young  man  bubbling  over  with  joy,  "remember 
how  I  told  you  I  was  some  day  gonna  knock  the  ears 
off  a  all  the  leading  men  in  town?  And  that  Ginger 
was  gonna  make  all  the  leading  ladies  wish  they'd  de- 
cided to  be  scrubwomen  in  the  first  place?  Well — 
Ginger  and  I  start  work  in  "The  Sap  From  Syracuse' 
for  Paramount  tomorrow — the  leads!" 

"Jack!"  Lela  screamed  in 
delight — just  as  Ginger  dashed 
out  of  her  room  trying  to 
comb  her  short,  black  hair, 
pull  up  a  stocking,  and  get  into 
her  coat,  all  at  once. 

"Come  on,"  she  shouted  at 
Jack,  "let's  get  going!" 

Jack  blew  a  kiss  at  Lela. 
"See  ya  at  dinner,"  he  said, 
"we're  on  our  way  to  be  fa- 


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ELA  sank  down  on  the  old 
horsehair  sofa  at  the  head 
of  the  stairs,  listening  to 
quiet  settle  over  the  old  house 
after  the  clatter  of  youthful 
feet  and  the  slam  of  the  front 
door — and  if,  sitting  there,  she 
uttered  a  little  prayer  for  her 
two  youngsters,  there  was  no 
one  to  hear  her. 

Because  they  were,  both  of 
them,  her  youngsters.  What 
matter  that  she'd  known  Jack 
only  a  month?  He  was  exactly 
the  sort  of  "son"  she  liked. 
Ginger  had  brought  him  home 
from  a  press  party  at  the  Ritz 
— a  slim  young  man  with  a 
round  freckled  face  and  bright 
blue  eyes  and  a  grin  that 
picked  you  up  and  swept  you 
into  a  country  where  every- 
body was  everybody  else's 
friend. 

"This  is  a  new  friend  of 
mine,  Mom,"  Ginger  said.  "I 
met  him  at  a  party  they  gave 
over  at  the  Ritz  for  some  Ger- 
man star  named  Marlene  Die- 
trich that's  just  come  over  on 
a  Paramount  contract.  I  guess 
he's  going  to  live  here  some." 

Anybody  but  Lela  Rogers 
would  have  winced  at  the 
word  (Continued  on  page  71) 

By  the  time  "Sitting  Pretty" 
was  made,  Ginger  had  become 
a  ravishing  blonde,  and  Jack 
was  a  star — not  star  boarder. 


6y '  F/cyd 'fiMfatti 


If  you  found  a  king's  ransom 
would  you  do  what  the  pen- 
niless cow-puncher  did  in  this 
fantastic   true   adventure? 


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TEMPTATION 


HELLO  EVERYBODY: 
Oscar  Strobel  sank  deeply  into  an  over-stuffed 
chair  and  inhaled  with  proper  appreciation  a 
tolerable  snifter  of  bonded  bourbon.  It  was  smooth. 
It  was  stimulating.  And  it  had  bouquet  that  was 
oo-la-la.  Just  the  right  kind  of  medicine  for  a  booted 
and  somewhat  bewildered  Texan  who  had  come  across 
the  continent  on  a  speculation.  And  it  was  the  friend- 
liest thing  he  had  met  up  with  since  he  pulled  out  of 
the  southwest  and  headed  for  New  York. 


So  he  had  another. 

You  see,  this  was  in  1929 — during  prohibition.  And 
Oscar  couldn't  afford  bonded  bourbon.  Not  at  twelve 
smackers  the  quart.  So,  when  Oscar  opened  the  bag 
that  didn't  belong  to  him  and  stared  at  that  long 
bottle  with  the  narrow  green  stamp  glued  securely 
over  the  cork,  he  said,  "Welcome  stranger,"  and  went 
to  work  on  it. 

Before  I  go  any  farther  into  this  peculiar  adventure 
it    was    my    pleasure    to    (Continued    on    page  51) 

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•an  Louella  Parsons  continue  to 
suppiy  guest  stars  like  the  ones 
af  right — Donald  Crisp,  Anita 
Louise — Bette  Davis  and  Ian  Hun- 
ter— to  her  Hollywood  Hotel  pro- 
gram, now  that  M-G-fvi  and  the 
Warner  Bros,  are  in  the  radio 
pusiness  too?  Jimmie's  wondering. 


Z    CH 


Above — Are  Jerry  Cooper  and 
Joan  Mitchell  married?  If  they're 
not  it  will  take  more  than  vigorous 
denials  to  convince  their  friends. 
Right — Andrea  Leeds'  guest  star 
appearance  on  the  Chase  end 
Sanborn  show  was  more  than  part 
of  the  day's  work  for  Edgar  Bergen. 


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JIMMIE      FIDLER 


with  NBC's  most  popular  reporter 


Frances  Langford,  below,  gets 
this  month's  open  letter  from 
Jimmie — and  on  a  subject  that's 
close  to  every  woman's  heart. 
Frances  is  just  back  in  Holly- 
wood from  New  York,  where  she 
had  them  standing  in  line  for 
seats    in    the    Paramount    Theater. 


'HE  Palomar,  a  local  dance  spot,  not  long  ago  is- 
sued statements  to  the  effect  that  Bhig  Crosby 
would  appear.  You  see,  Bing's  baby  brother,  Bob, 
leads  the  orchestra  at  the  Palomar.  Bing  wasn't  told 
of  the  "appearance"  until  after  the  publicity  was  re- 
leased and  then  he  found  himself  on  the  horns  of  the 
well-known  dilemma.  If  he  refused,  folks  would  say 
he  was  snubbing  the  brother;  if  he  agreed,  it  meant 
changing  a  lot  of  already-made  plans.  Bing  decided 
to  appear,  however.  Nonetheless,  it  seems  a  shame 
to  put  a  lad  on  the  spot  like  that.  He  wasn't  given  a 
fair  chance  to  defend  himself  in  the  clinches. 


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Things  Radio  Has  Taught  Me:  Not  to  blame  most 
radio  announcers  for  screaming  the  commercials  at 
the  top  of  their  lungs.  The  sponsor  generally,  the 
announcer  rarely,  is  at  fault. 


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Life's  little  ironies:  Jeanette  MacDonald  suffered  a 
rare  attack  of  indigestion  the  other  day,  from  eating 
a  sandwich  at  a  local  spot.  Said  sandwich  was  named 
after  the  singing  star. 


Big    romance    stuff:     Judy    Garland    and    Mickey 
Roonev — thev're  both  sixteen. 


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Not  a  broadcast  shot  (left)  but 
an  audition  shot,  this  shows  how 
Dick  Powell  and  John  Barrymore 
rested  between  recordings  of  the 
audition  of  the  Warner  Brothers 
program  that  impressed  the  Lucky 
Strike  people  so  much  they  de- 
cided   they'd    put    it    on    the    air. 


Jack  Haley  just  laid  $$$  on  the  line  for  a  Beverly 
Hills  bank.  Really.  Jack's  investment  is  an  empty 
bank  building,  to  be  sure,  but  he  says  it's  grand  know- 
ing you  own  a  bank — even  if  it  is  empty. 


Big  doings  after  the  first  M-G-M-Maxwell  House 
show  at  Hollywood's  El  Capitan  Theatre.  The  stage 
was  designed  and  built  by  studio  artisans,  and  dancing 
girls  in  costume,  tinsel  and  glitter  of  all  kinds,  gave 
the  studio  audience  the  thrill  of  their  lives.  Half  Hol- 
lywood's police  force  was  on  hand  to  keep  the  stars 
from  being  mobbed  and  the  lights  made  it  look  like 
an  A-l  Premiere.  Sardi's  catered  in  the  lobby  after 
the  broadcast  with  coffee  and  cakes — (and  haha,  it 
wasn't  Maxwell  House  coffee,  either);  then  the  cast 
went  to  the  Vendome  for  drinks,  hors  d'oeuvres  and  a 
mess  of  back-slapping  and  congratulations.  A  big  time, 
believe  me,  and  a  milestone  in  radio's  rapid  rise  in  this 
city  of  makebelieve. 


seen"  radio  singer.  But  today  you're  a  movie  actress. 
People  know  you  when  they  see  you  in  public.  And  I 
think  it  is  important  that  you  look  your  best  always. 
I  think  you'll  get  further  faster  if  you  turn  your 
clothes  problem  over  to  a  competent  guide,  just  as 
you've  done  with  your  business  affairs.  .  .  .  And 
Frances,  you'll  never  lose  friends  by  doing  what  you 
did  in  front  of  the  Brown  Derby  the  other  night.  When 
the  autograph  hounds  wanted  to  mob  you,  your  escort 
told  'em  to  scram  but  you  smiled  and  said  you'd  be 
glad  to  sign  their  books.  They  loved  you  for  it.  So 
do  I. 

Yours,  J.  M.  F. 


Grace  Moore  is  still  miffed  at  Hollywood  because, 
she  says,  it's  a  place  where  a  star  is  called  tempera- 
mental if  she  insists  on  singing  the  kind  of  songs  that 
have  made  her  famous,  and  balks  at  being  told  how 
to  do  her  own  job.    Do  you  blame  her? 


OPEN  LETTER 

TO  FRANCES  LANGFORD 

Dear  Frances:  For  a  long  time  you've  thrilled  me 
with  your  lovely  voice  and  because  I've  been  an  ardent 
fan  of  yours,  maybe  you  won't  mind  my  turning  Dutch 
Uncle  for  a  few  minutes.  You  have  excellent  aid  to  a 
great  success  in  your  manager  Ken  Dolan,  who  guards 
your  business  affairs  carefully  and  wisely.  But  some- 
body, with  a  definite  sense  of  correct  style,  should  ad- 
vise you  in  your  choice  of  wardrobe.  One  day  I  see 
you  in  frills  and  furbelows;  another  time  in  sleek 
satins  and  silks.  Somehow  you  manage  to  wear 
clothes  that  fail  to  complement  your  dark,  easy-to- 
look-at  charm.  Now,  how  you  looked  in  everyday  life 
made  no  difference  when  you  were  merely  an  "un- 


If  Jerry  Cooper's  waiting  to  be  a  picture  success  be- 
fore he  announces  his  marriage,  he'd  better  hurry  up, 
or  the  public  will  announce  it  for  him.  The  Hollywood 
Hotel  singing  master  of  ceremonies  made  it  a  point 
to  be  seen  about  town  with  glamour  gals  when  he  first 
arrived  in  the  film  capital,  but  took  care  that  none  of 
their  names  were  linked  too  often  with  his.  Second 
month  on  the  show,  he  sent  for  his  New  York  girl, 
Joan  Mitchell,  and  saw  that  she  got  a  job  at  M-G-M. 
Sister  of  a  fairly  prominent  film  star  hounded  Jerry  so 
much  at  rehearsals  and  around  town,  he  finally  told 
her  to  lay  off  because  he  was  married.  Next  day,  he 
denied  it  to  everybody  else.  Hollywood  movie  makers 
don't  like  their  romantic  leads  married,  and  Jerry  still 
has  picture  aspirations. 


Even  Shirley  Temple  is  a  Feg  Murray  fan.  Jim- 
mie  tells  one  reason  why  she's  not  on  the  air. 


Latest  radio-ite  to  join  the  typewrit- 
ing ranks  is  Meredith  Willson,  batoneer 
on  the  new  M-G-M  show.  He  has  an 
autobiog  out  titled  "What  Every  Young 
Musician  Should  Know."  It  deals  with 
Meredith's  early  struggles  and  is  replete 
with  anecdotes.  I  think  you'll  enjoy 
reading  it. 


The  Chase  and  Sanborn  show  costs 
about  $75,000  a  week,  of  which  $40,000 
to  $45,000  is  spent  for  talent.  .  .  .  Berg- 
en and  the  Stroud  twins  write  their  own 
stuff  but  Dick  Mack  and  Shirley  Ward 
give  it  a  careful  once-over  before  it's 
aired.  .  .  . 


Her  name  is  Katherine  Kane  but  they 
call  her  Sugar.  And  she's  very  sweet 
on  Georgie  Stoll,  the  Jack  Oakie  music- 
maker,  who  discovered  her.  She's  only 
seventeen  and  was  getting  no  place 
rapidly  at  Republic  Pictures  Studios 
when  Georgie  heard  her  on  the  set  and 
signed  her  for  the  air  show.  The  gal  is 
cute  as  a  bug's  ear.  She  wears  her  hair 
in  "siren"  coiffures,  affects  black  when- 
ever possible  and  does  everything  she 
can  to  act  sophisticated.  But  what  can 
you  expect  from  seventeen? 

(Continued  on  page   86) 


LAMOUR 


STAR  WHO 


Unless  you  read  this  story 
you  may  not  agree  with  our 
artist's  conception  of  Bet- 
ty Lou — but  in  this  one  case, 
it's     every     man     for     himself 

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NO  less  than  three  artists 
are  under  commission 
right  now  to  produce  a 
sketch  of  Betty  Lou  Barrie 
that  will  satisfy  all  the  young 
lady's  friends  and  admirers. 
So  far,  they  haven't  succeeded. 

Is  she  blonde  or  brunette, 
tiny  and  delicate  or  rosy  and 
chubby,  blue-eyed  or  brown? 
Is  she  six,  seven  or  eight  years 
old?  Nobody,  including  her 
creator  and  spokesman,  knows 
for  sure.  In  fact,  nobody 
even  knows  what  she  isn't,  let 
alone  what  she  is. 

There  are  manufacturers 
who  would  like  to  make  Betty 
Lou  dolls,  newspaper  syndi- 
cates who  would  like  to  run 
Betty  Lou  comic  strips,  and 
moving  picture  companies  who 
would  like  to  put  Betty  Lou 
and  Tommy  Riggs  on  a  million 
screens.  Tommy  would  be 
pleased  to  oblige  them,  but — 
what  does  Betty  Lou  look 
like? 

You'd  expect  Tommy  to 
know.  After  all,  Betty  Lou  is 
his  other  self,  just  as  Charlie 
McCarthy  is  Edgar  Bergen's. 
But  Charlie  McCarthy  started 
life  as  a  wooden  dummy,  and 
became  a  person  afterwards. 
Betty  Lou  started  as  just  a 
little-girl's  voice,  which 
Tommy  has  been  able  to  turn 
on  and  off  at  will  ever  since 
he  was  about  as  old  as  Betty 
Lou  probably  is.  Although 
she  has  acquired  a  definite 
personality  now,  she's  still  only 
a  voice.  Sometimes  Tommy 
claims  he  carries  her  in  his 
vest  pocket.  If  he  does,  he's 
never  taken  her  out  of  there. 

About  all  Tommy  can  say 
with  any  degree  of  certainty 
is  that  Betty  Lou  is  "well, 
about  seven  and  a  half  years 
old."  Press  him  for  further  de- 
tails and  you'll  find  that  per- 
sonally he  leans  toward  blonde 


They  don't  know  i 


By        DAN        WHEELER 


DOESN'T  EXIST 


curly  hair  for  her.  But,  he  admits 
hurriedly,  he  may  be  wrong. 

On  the  other  hand,  if  he's  vague  about 
Betty  Lou's  physical  appearance,  he 
knows  to  a  dot  all  her  mental  and  emo- 
tional characteristics.  Several  profes- 
sional script  writers  help  him  prepare 
his  weekly  act  for  the  Vallee  Hour,  but 
they  don't  get  far  without  Tommy.  He's 
apt  to  look  over  their  suggested  gags 
and  yelp  in  horror:  "Betty  Lou'd  never 
say  that!.  And  Betty  Lou'd  never  use 
that  word!  She  doesn't  think  that  way!" 
And  end  up  by  writing  most  of  the 
script  himself. 

For  instance,  when  he  accompanied 
Rudy  Vallee  to  Hollywood  this  fall,  he 
could  see  difficulties  ahead  for  Betty 
Lou.  Charlie  McCarthy  was  in  Holly- 
wood too,  and  he  and  Betty  Lou  had 
never  met,  though  Charlie  is  an  alum- 
nus of  Betty  Lou's  own  program.  The 
logical  thing  to  do  was  to  introduce 
them  on  the  air — but  this  wasn't  as 
simple  as  it  sounded. 

CHARLIE  MCCARTHY,  besides  being 
a  wooden  dummy,  is  an  imp.  He's  a 
personification  of  the  old  adage  about 
"Snips  and  snails  and  puppy-dogs 
tails,  that's  what  little  boys  are  made 
of."  Only  Charlie  isn't  entirely  a  little 
boy.  There's  a  great  deal  of  the  man- 
about-town  in  Charlie — and  not  too  re- 
spectable a  man-about-town  at  that. 
He  has  looked  upon  the  world  with 
cynical  eyes,  and  found  it  a  place  of 
sham  and  pretence,  in  which  you  take 
your  fun  where  you  find  it. 

Contrariwise,  Betty  Lou  may  be  a 
phantom,  a  figment  of  Tommy's  imagination,  but  she's 
a  real  little  girl  just  the  same.  She  still  must  learn  all 
the  things  Charlie  knows,  and  you  hope  she  never 
will.  You've  loved  her  in  your  own  little  girl,  or  in 
the  little  girls  you've  known. 

Radio  columnists  seemed  to  take  it  for  granted 
that  when  Betty  Lou  and  Charlie  met,  they  would 
fall  in  love.  Why  not?  Charlie  falls  in  love  with 
every  good-looking  girl  he  sees.  But  the  notion 
shocked  Tommy  beyond  words.  He  was  convinced 
that  any  hint  of  romance  between  his  little  girl  and 
Edgar  Bergen's  little  boy  would  be  not  only  very  un- 
funny, but  more  than  a  little  unpleasant.  Think  it 
over,  and  you'll  probably  agree  that  he  was  right. 


far* 


It's  this  husky,  handsome  baritone's  voice  you  hear 
when  you  think  you're  listening  to  Betty  Lou  Barrie. 
Introducing  Tommy  Riggs,  new  star  of  the  Vallee  Hour. 

The  eventual  solution  of  this  knotty  problem 
showed  up  on  Rudy  Vallee's  anniversary  program, 
when  Charlie  and  Betty  Lou  met  for  the  first  time. 
Simple  enough,  it  was  also  extremely  funny.  If  you 
heard  it,  you'll  remember  that  Charlie  couldn't  see 
Betty  Lou  at  all.  Like  the  studio  audience,  he  heard 
her  voice  but  she  wasn't  there.  And  for  the  first 
time  in  his  career  he  had  a  chance  to  use  some  of  the 
same  technique  W.  C.  Fields  used  to  use  on  him. 

That  was  one  hurdle  Tommy  took  successfully.  He's 
still  worrying  about  others.  Practically  every  picture 
company  in  Hollywood  has  come  to  him,  contract  in 
hand,  fountain  pen  all  filled.  He  hasn't  signed  any 
of   the   contracts,    because    (Continued   on   page  66) 


she's  fat  or  thin,   blonde   or   brunette  — or  even  what  she  isn't! 


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By       CHARLES       LAUCK 
AND       NORRIS       GOFF 


Concluding  the  broadcast  ad- 
ventures of  Pine  Ridge's  first 
citizens,  in  which  Lum  goes  to 
another  wedding,  this  time  his 
own,  but  doesn't  remain  long 


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ILLUSTRATED     BY     CHARLES     DYE 


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AND 


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IN    AN    ABANDONED 
Q  U  A-N  D  A  R  Y 


The  editors  are  happy  to  present 
the  conclusion  of  this  Lum  and 
Abner  story  by  the  two  authors 
who  really  are  Lum  and  Abner 
themselves.  For  further  adven- 
tures of  these  Pine  Ridge  worthies, 
tune  in  your  local  NBC  station 
daily  at  7:15  eastern  standard  time, 
for  this  top  entertainment  spon- 
sored by  Horlicks. 

A  GHOST  can  do  a  lot  of 
things — rattle  chains  where 
L  there  aren't  any  chains  to 
rattle,  ooze  through  keyholes, 
moan  sadly  at  midnight,  and  fly 


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The  bride  was  bearing  down  on  him  like  a  transcontinental  bus — so  Lum  fainted! 


through  the  air  with  the  greatest  of  ease — but  it  can't 
restore  a  man's  memory  to  him  once  he  has  lost  it. 
Grandpappy  Sears  and  Abner  Peabody  were  willing 
to  take  oath  in  a  court  of  law  on  that  point,  after 
seeing  what  a  ghost  did — or  rather  didn't  do — to 
Lum  Edwards. 

Despairing  of  restoring  Lum's  wandering  memory 
to  its  rightful  owner  by  any  other  means,  they'd  tried 
dressing  Grandpappy  up  in  a  white  sheet  and  scaring 
Lum  into  a  faint.  The  best  medical  authorities  to  the 
contrary,  a  severe  shock  doesn't  bring  back  a  wander- 
ing memory.  Anyway,  it  didn't  with  Lum.  When  he 
came  to,  he  was  more  addle-pated  than  ever.  Ghosts 
had  managed  to  get  themselves  mixed  up  in  his  brain 
with  the  gold  he  was  convinced  he'd  buried  some- 


where, and  the  result,  when  it  came  out  of  Lum's 
mouth  in  the  form  of  conversation,  was  something 
awful. 

Abner,  sitting  with  Grandpappy  in  Pine  Ridge's 
forum,  the  Jot  'Em  Down  Store,  a  couple  of  days  after 
the  ghost  experiment,  was  downhearted  about  the 
whole  affair. 

"If  only  Evalener  hadn't  married  Spud,"  he  com- 
plained, "all  this'd  never  a'  happened  in  the  first  place. 
Dad-blame  Evalener  anyway!  Seems  like  she  might  a' 
known  Lum  couldn't  stand  seein'  his  best  girl  marry 
another  feller.  .  .  .  Never  thought,  though,"  Abner 
added  in  all  fairness,  "it'd  make  him  lose  his  memory 
and  go  traipsin'  around  the  country  huntin'  fer  gold 
and  promisin'  to  marry  that  (Continued  on  page  82) 

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By      CHARLES       LAUCK 
AND       N  OR  R  IS       GOFF 

Concluding  the  broadcast  ad- 
ventures of  Pine  Ridge's  first 
citizens,  in  which  Lum  goes  to 
another  wedding,  this  time  his 
own,  but  doesn't  remain  long 

ILLUSTRATED    BY    CHARLES    DYE 


AND 


IN    AN    ABANDONED 
Q  U  A-N  D  A  R  Y 


W 


The  editors  are  happy  to  present 
the  conclusion  of  this  Lum  ana 
Abner  story  by  the  two  authors 
who  really  are  Lum  and  Abner 
themselves.  For  further  adven- 
tures of  these  Pine  Ridge  ^orth^' 
tune  in  your  local  NBC  statu* 
daily  at  7:15  eastern  standard  t\m, 
for  this  top  entertainment  sjw 
sored  by  Horlicks. 

A  GHOST    can    do    a    lot  .of 
things— rattle  chains  wfien* 
'  there  aren't  any  chfin,SpS 
rattle,  ooze  through  keybo ,e  ' 
moan  sadly  at  midnight,  ana 


The  bride  was  bearing  down  on  him  like  a  transcontinental  bus-*o  Lum  fainted! 


through  the  air  with  the  greatest  of  ease— but  it  can't 
restore  a  man's  memory  to  him  once  he  has  lost  it. 
Grandpappy  Sears  and  Abner  Peabody  were  willing 
to  take  oath  in  a  court  of  law  on  that  point,  after 
seeing  what  a  ghost  did— or  rather  didn't  do— to 
Lum  Edwards. 

Despairing  of  restoring  Lum's  wandering  memory 
to  its  rightful  owner  by  any  other  means,  they'd  tried 
dressing  Grandpappy  up  in  a  white  sheet  and  scaring 
Lum  into  a  faint.  The  best  medical  authorities  to  the 
contrary,  a  severe  shock  doesn't  bring  back  a  wander- 
»ng  memory.  Anyway,  it  didn't  with  Lum.  When  he 
«me  to,  he  was  more  addle-pated  than  even  Ghosts 
had  managed  to  get  themselves  mixed  up  in  his  brain 
w'th  the  gold  he  was  convinced  he'd  buried  some- 


where, and  the  result,  when  it  came  out  of  Lum's 
mouth  in  the  form  of  conversation,   was  something 

awful. 

Abner,  sitting  with  Grandpappy  in  Pine  Ridges 
forum,  the  Jot  'Em  Down  Store,  a  couple  of  days  after 
the  ghost   experiment,    was   downhearted   about   the 

whole  affair. 

"If  only  Evalener  hadn't  married  Spud,  he  com- 
plained, "all  this'd  never  a'  happened  in  the  first  place. 
Dad-blame  Evalener  anyway!  Seems  like  she  might  a' 
known  Lum  couldn't  stand  seein'  his  best  girl  marry 
another  feller.  .  .  .  Never  thought,  though,"  Abner 
added  in  all  fairness,  "it'd  make  him  lose  his  memory 
and  go  traipsin'  around  the  country  huntin'  fer  gold 
and  promisin'  to  marry  that  (Continued  on  page  82) 

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i  ne  camera  s  amaz- 
ingly informal  rec- 
ord of  a  star's 
broadcast   routine. 


The  third  chapter  of  a  great 
star's  recollections — heart- 
break,   then    Hollywood's    call 

Part  3 — For  Story  Thus  Far  See  Page  84 


MAKE  WAY 


/T  her  door  that  early  morning,  with  the  music 
k  and  sound  of  the  Beaux  Arts  Ball  still  crashing 
*  in  her  ears,  Jeanette  MacDonald  said  goodnight 
to  Thorn  with  the  knowledge  that  now,  at  last,  she 
was  really  in  love. 

Through  all  the  years — when  she  had  been  in 
school,  when  she  had  come  to  New  York  in  black 
cotton  stockings  and  a  panty-waist,  when  she  had 
fought  her  slow  way  upward  from  the  chorus  line  to 

36 


featured  spots  in  musical  comedies — she  had  met  no 
man  who  said  anything  special  to  her  heart.  But 
Thorn  was  tall  and  he  had  the  clean-cut  lounging 
manner  of  an  assured  young  college  man  and  his  voice 
was  good  and  his  hands  were  long  and  lean  and  his 
eyes  remarked  a  strong  intelligence. 

Jeanette  was  breathlessly  happy.  Her  contracts 
called  for  $250  and  $300  a  week;  the  press  was  almost 
always  complimentary;  and  now  in  addition  she  had 


Jeanette  holds  a 
note  while  wait- 
ing for  Conductor 
Pasternaclc's   cue. 


Between  songs  she 
relaxes  by  trying 
once  more  to  mas- 
ter the  bagpipes. 


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^&k  lilP 

u 


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FOR  MELODY 


By 


FRED 


R   U  T  L  E  D  G   E 


discovered  a  personal  excitement  that  made  living  a 
full  and  rounded  experience. 

New  York,  as  a  city,  had  never  been  more  brilliant. 
The  Bourbons  were  in  full  control;  prosperity  and 
romance  filled  the  air.  Everyone  was  almost  hys- 
terically gay.  .  .  .  Into  dimly-lit  and  melodic  supper 
rooms,  onto  bus  tops  for  rides  through  the  twilight, 
Thorn  took  Jeanette  for  her  amusement. 

He  was  an  undergraduate  at  N.  Y.  U.  but  not  quite 


typically  a  product  of  the  jazz  age.  On  his  father's  al- 
lowance he  had  bought  a  bright  roadster  but  no  raccoon 
coat;  his  clothes  were  tailored  at  Brooks  but  without 
bell-bottoms;  when  he  took  Jeanette  to  football  games 
on  crisp  autumn  Saturdays,  everyone  in  the  crowd 
carried  a  hip-flask  full  of  gin  and  Thorn  had  a  flask,  too 
— but  it  was  a  thermos  and  it  contained  hot  coffee. 

They  would  be  married  as  soon  as  he  was  graduated 
and  could  get  himself  set  as  an  architect,  he  told  her. 

37 


So  they  waited  for  that,  when  so  often  they 
were  tempted  to  keep  right  on  driving 
through  the  night  until  they  found  a  state 
where  license  and  marriage  laws  were 
kinder  than  New  York's  stringent  regula- 
tions. 

Then,  when  June  had  come  and  he  had 
finished  college,  his  father  insisted  that] 
Thorn  join  the  family  business — at  least 
for  a  while.  "As  soon  as  I  can  clear  through, 
and  be  on  my  own — "  Thorn  explained  to 
Jeanette.  "This  is  no  salary  to  get  married 
on.  Besides,  you're  making  three  times 
as  much  as  I  am.    I  couldn't  have  that." 

So  they  waited  again.  Meanwhile  Jean- 
ette had  a  magnificent  offer  to  make  a  tour 
and  accepted.  They  walked  in  Central 
Park,  one  night,  to  talk  it  over. 

"There's  no  reason  why  I  shouldn't,  is 
there?"  she  asked  him.  "I  can't  afford  to 
let  my  career  go  smash.  .  .  .  And  perhaps 
by  the  time  I  get  back  you'll  be  ready." 
She  waited,  looking  straight  ahead.  He 
said  nothing. 

Presently  she  added:  "There  needn't  be 
any  change  in  our  love  for  each  other.  I 
don't  need  to  promise  you  that  I  won't  go 
out  with  anyone  else  while  I'm  gone." 

He  smiled  suddenly,  with  relief;  and  she 
knew  that  had  been  his  fear. 

"Nor  I,"  Thorn  told  her.  "All  right.  It's 
your  life  and  your  career  and  Heaven 
knows  I've  no  right  to  interfere.  I've  no 
hold  on  you — " 

DURING  the  tour  Jeanette  kept  her  word. 
The  thought  of  Thorn's  love  sustained 
her  in  loneliness,  helped  her  refuse  engage- 


Script,    stop-watch,    pencil — three    broadcast 
necessities.      (The   hat  and   case   are   extra.) 


Photos  by  courtesy  of  M-G-M 


A  last-minute  conference  with  Conductor  Joseph 
Pasternack    (at    right),    and    the    first    violinist. 


ments  and  smile  away  the  repeated  attentions 
of  men.    She  was  away  for  a  year. 

When  she  returned  to  New  York  again  it 
was  for  an  urgent  reason:  Daniel  MacDonald, 
her  father,  was  ill  and  dying. 

At  his  side  she  listened,  weeping,  while  he 
told  her  goodbye.  "But  you  must  sing,"  he 
commanded  seriously.  "You  have  such  a 
lovely  voice."  There  was  a  silence,  while  he 
summoned  his  strength.  Then,  weakly,  he 
added:  "It's  the  sweetest  voice  I've  ever 
heard.  .  .  ." 

Jeanette  met  Thorn  the  day  after  Daniel's 
death  and  found  that  she  had  lost  not  only  a 
beloved  companion  and  father;  the  thing  she 
had  shared  with  Thorn  was  gone  too,  inex- 
plicably. 

It  had  been  a  year  since  she  had  seen  him, 
and  when  you  are  twenty  and  eighteen,  re- 
spectively, it  is  not  easy  to  remember  anything 
for  twelve  months.  At  dinner,  and  later  in 
his  car,  Jeanette  felt  the  constraint  between 
them  like  a  tangible  barrier,  implying:  You 
used  to  say  wordless  things  to  me  by  touching 
my  hand;  don't  touch  it  now.  We  used  to 
speak  elliptically,  having  no  need  for  explana- 
tion; now  that  deep  understanding  is  gone. 
We  must  talk,  now,  about  how  much  you 
enjoy  your  father's  business,  and  what  a  fine 
day  it  has  been,  and  about  "Tip  Toes,"  my 
new  show,  which  may  or  may  not  be  a  hit. 

Something  in  her  mind  cried,  "What  has 
happened?  There  can  be  no  reason  for  this. 
We  love  each  other — "  But  she  knew  that 
was  a  lie. 

They  sat  unhappily,  empty  of  conversation. 
Finally,  crushing  out  (Continued  on  page  84) 


Take  our  word  for  it — 
this  Phil  Baker  readio- 
broadcast  is  as  brim-full 
of  laughs  as  one  of  his 
Sunday  evening  programs 


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i 


Phil  Baker  and  his  faith- 
ful but  not  quite  bright 
valet  Bottle  (at  left)  are 
heard  over  the  CBS  net- 
work Sundays,  7:30,  E.S.T. 


GOOD  Gulf!  Here  comes  the  great  American 
Trouper  again — Phil  Baker,  with  Beetle  and 
Bottle.  Phil's  full  of  good  resolutions  for  1938 
— to  entertain  you  twice  as  much,  to  use  twice  as  many 
puns,  to  be  twice  as  good  a  master  to  Bottle,  and  to 
give  Beetle  twice  as  many  opportunities  to  tear  his 
ghostly  hair  out,  as  in  1937.  It's  7:30  of  a  Sunday 
evening,  outside  the  winter  winds  are  winding  up  to 
make  a  night  of  it,  and  Radio  Mirror  presents  a  special 
Readio-Broadcast  based  on  material  supplied  by  Phil 
himself.  And  now — presenting  Philadelphia's  pride, 
Gulf's  Great  Trouper,  and  Goldwyn's  Folly— Phil 
Baker! 

Phil:  Happy  New  Year,  everybody,  Happy  New 
Year.  Well,  I  had  a  grand  time  at  my  New  Year's 
party,  but  I  certainly  held  my  liquor.    Didn't  I,  folks? 

Beetle:  (It  didn't  take  him  long  to  get  in  on  this.) 
Held  it?    You  had  it  locked  up. 

Phil:  Ho  hum — there  he  goes,  folks,  Beetle,  the 
fallen  arch  in  the  March  of  Time.  But  don't  believe 
him — there  was  plenty  of  everything  when  we  started. 
At  ten  o'clock  the  champagne  was  gone.  At  eleven 
o'clock  the  food  was  gone.  Then  at  twelve  o'clock  I 
turned  out  the  lights,  and  when  I  turned  them  on 
again  the  silverware  was  gone! 


(The  door  opens — and  Bottle  comes  in.) 

Bottle:  Here  I  am,  Mr.  Baker,  early  as  a  worm 
and  ready  for  the  bird. 

Phil:  You  may  be  a  worm,  but  you're  not  early. 
But  now  that  you're  here,  I  guess  we  might  as  well 
get  busy  on  those  resolutions. 

Bottle:     Beg  pardon,  sir? 

Phil:  Resolutions!  New  Year's  Resolutions!  Don't 
you  know  what  they  are? 

Bottle:     No,  sir. 

Phil:  Suppose  I  decided  to  give  everybody  in  the 
cast  a  raise  in  salary.    What  would  you  call  that? 

Beetle:      A  miracle. 

Phil:  (And  he's  mad.)  Beetle,  what  you  need  is  a 
good  crack  on  the  chin. 

Beetle:  And  what  you  need  is  a  good  crack  on  the 
program. 

Phil:  Why  do  you  spend  all  your  time  heckling 
me,  Beetle?     Haven't  you  any  other  ambition? 

Beetle:     Yeah,  I  wanna  be  President. 

Phil:     President?    Why  President? 

Beetle:  Because  every  one  of  my  ancestors  wanted 
to  be  President. 

Phil:  What  a  reason!  Suppose  every  one  of  your 
ancestors  had  wanted  to  be  (Continued  on  page  59) 

39 


A  startling  climax  con- 
cludes this  action-packed 
story  of  a  woman's  fight 
for  happiness  and  love 


By     DON     BECKER 


Horrified,  Mary  stood  in  the 
shadows  watching  while  Ben- 
son threw  himself  furiously  on 
the    defenseless    Max    Tilley. 


Conclusion 

MARY  SOTHERN  was  never  to  forget  that  mo- 
ment when  Max  Tilley  returned  her  babies  to 
her — for  it  was  then  that  she  realized  that  Max, 
instead  of  being  no  more  than  a  good  friend,  was  the 
man  she  loved. 

The  realization  was  in  her  eyes,  in  her  smile,  in  her 
laughter  as  she  spoke  to  Max  in  the  days  that  fol- 
lowed. Dr.  John  Benson  saw  it  there — and,  seeing  it, 
became  a  ready  tool  for  Jerome  Sanders. 

Jerome  did  not  intend  to  burn  his  fingers  again  on 
Mary  Sothern  and  her  affairs,  no  matter  what  his  wife 
said— and  naturally,  having  seen  her  cherished  plan 
of  taking  Mary's  babies  away  fail  dismally,  she  said  a 

40 


good  deal.  Neither  of  them  could  forgive  the  night 
when  Max  had  forced  them  at  the  point  of  a  gun  to 
make  him  the  legal  guardian  of  the  babies;  and  in  Dr. 
Benson,  Jerome  saw  his  revenge. 

He  waited  until  everyone  in  town  knew  that  Mary 
and  Max  were  in  love.  Then  he  went  to  see  Benson, 
and  adroitly  pointed  out  that  Max  was  an  ex-gangster 
with  a  Chicago  criminal  record.  He  said  enough  to 
send  Benson  to  Chicago,  bent  on  looking  into  that 
record.  He  was  gone  ten  days  and  when  he  returned 
he  had  in  his  possession  enough  evidence  to  send  Max 
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All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 

BK)0   A.    M. 

NBC-Blue:    Norsemen   Quartet 

NBC-IUd      William    Meeder 
8:30 

NBC-Blue:    Tone    Pictures 

NBC-Red:    Kidoodiers 
8:45 

NBC-Red:  Animal   News  Club 
9:00 

CBS:   Sunday    Morning   at   Aunt 

Susan's 

White    Rabbit 
Alice    Remsen, 


Line 
Geo. 


Tom    Terriss 


Malcolm    LaPrade 

Hersholt 
Thatcher  Colt 


Philharmonic  Orch. 
On    Broadway 
Radio    News    Reel 


NBC-Blue: 

NBC-Red: 

Griffin 
9:15 

NBC-Red: 
9:55 

CBS:    Press    Radio    News 
10:00 

CBS.   Church  of  the  Air 

NBC  Blue.    Russian    Melodies 

NBC-Red:    Radio   Pulpit 
10:30 

CBS     String    Ensemble 

NBC-Blue:   Dreams  of  Long  Ago 

NBC-Red:     Madrigal     Singers 

11:00 

CBS:   Texas    Rangers 

NBC:    Press-radio    News 
11:05 

NBC-Blue:    Alice    Remsen,    contralto 

NBC-Red:    Ward    and    Muzzy,    piano 

11:15 

NBC-Blue:    Neighbor   Nell 
NBC-Red:   Silver   Flute 

11:30 
CBS:    Major   Bowes    Family 

12:00   Noon 
NBC-Blue:    Southemaires 
NBC-Reel:    Denver   String    Quartet 

12:30   P.   M. 
CBS:  Salt  Lake  City  Tabernacle 
NBC-Blue.    Music    Hall    Symphony 
NBC-Red:    University  of  Chicago 
Round   Table    Discussion 

1:00 
CBS:   Church  of   the   Air 
NBC-Red:   Paul    Martin  Orch. 

1:15 
NBC-Red:    Henry    Busse 

1:30 
CBS:    Foreign    Program 
MBS:   Ted    Weems   Orch. 
NBC-Blue:   NBC  Spelling  Bee 
NBC-Red:    Smoke    Dreams 

2:00 

CBS:    Romany   Trail 

NBC-Blue-   The   Magic   Key  of   RCA 

NBC-Red     Bob     Becker 
2:15 

NBC-Red: 
2:30 

CBS:   Jean 

NBC-Red: 

3:00 

CBS:  N.  Y 
NBC-Blue: 
NBC -Red: 

3:30 
NBC-Blue: 

4-00 

NBC-Blue:   Sunday   Vespers 
NBC-Red:    Romance    Melodies 

4:30 

NBC-Red: 

4:45 

NBC-Blue:    Dog   Heroes 
5:00 

MBS:   Singing   Lady 

NBC-Blue:     Metropolitan     Auditions 

NBC-Red:    Marion  Talley 

5:30 

CBS:    Guy    Lombardo 

MBS:   The   Shadow 

NBC-Blue:    Smilin'     Ed    McConnell 

6:00 

CBS:   Joe   Penner 
MBS:    George    Jessel 
NBC-Blue:    Radio   Drama 
NBC-Red:   Catholic    Hour 

6:30 

CBS:  Shaw  and  Lee 

MBS:  Tim  and   Irene 

NBC-Blue:    Mickey    Mouse 

NBC-Red:  A  Tale  of  Today 

7:00 

CBS:    Vicks     Open    House 
NBC-Blue:    Music   of   the    Masters 
NBC-Red:    Jack    Benny 

7  "30 

CBS:   Phil   Baker 
NBC-Blue-    Ozzie    Nelson 
NBC-Red:     Fireside    Recitals 

7  '45 

NBC-Red:    Interesting    Neighbors. 

8:00 

CBS:    People's   Choice 
NBC-Red:   Don  Ameche.   Edgar  Ber- 
gen,   nelson    Eddy 

8  '30 

CBS:   Earaches  of   1938 

9  00 

CBS:   Ford  Symphony 

NBC-Blue:  Tyrone    Power 

NBC-Red-  Manhattan       Merry  -  Go 

Round 
9:30 

NBC-Blue:   Walter   Winchell 

NBC-Red:  American    Album    of 

Familiar  Music 

NBC-Blue:    Irene    Rich 

10:00 
CBS:    Zenith    Telepathy    Series 
MBS:  Good  Will   Hour 
NBC-Red     Symphony    Orch. 

10:30 

CBS:   Headlines  and   Bylines 

NBC-Blue:   Cheerio 

NBC-Red:    Haven    MacQuarrie 
sents 
1 1 :00 

NBC-Blue:    Dance    Music 

NBC  Red:    Orchestra 
11:30 

Dance  Music 


Armco   Band 


The  World   is   Yours 


Pre- 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


Sundcufl 


By  GUY 
LOMBARDO 


Sarcasm   leaves  wounds  that  laughter  can't  heal. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Dec.  26 


VTOU'VE  only  yourself  to  blame  if 
A  you're  missing  one  of  radio's  most 
unique  programs — the  Zenith  Foun- 
dation telepathy  series,  which  moved 
early  this  month  to  the  CBS  network 
at  10:00  P.  M. — tonight  and  every 
Sunday.  Whether  you  believe  in  men- 
tal telepathy  or  not,  you'll  find  these 
shows  fascinating  and  maybe  a  little 
bit  upsetting — upsetting,  that  is,  to 
your  ideas  of  what's  possible  and  what 
isn't.  .  .  .  CBS  has  two  other  recent 
arrivals,  too  .  .  .  People's  Choice,  a  re- 
quest show  consisting  of  the  best  scenes 
and  bits  from  the  CBS  shows  of  the 
last  week,  at  8:00 — followed  at  8:30 
by  Earaches  of  1938,  a  new  comedy 
program  with  gags  written  by  Harry 
Conn,    who    used    to    write    for    Jack 


Benny,  Harry  Conn  himself,  Barry 
Wood,  Beatrice  Kay,  Charlie  Cantor 
(you  hear  him  with  Henny  Youngman 
on  the  Kate  Smith  show  Thursdays), 
and  Mary  Kelly,  with  Mark  Warnow's 
orchestra,  are  in  it.  .  .  .  Also  at  8:00, 
Helen  Jepson  and  Donald  Dickson  are 
the  singing  stars  of  the  final  Genera/ 
Motors  program  of  the  season  on 
NBC-Blue.  ...  At  5:00,  Frieda  Ines- 
cirr  and  Conrad  Nagel  are  starring  in 
the  last  Silver  Theater  play.  Miss 
Inescort  is  a  New  York  actress  who  is 
beautiful  and  dignified,  and  recently 
signed  a  movie  contract  with  Warner 
Bros.  .  .  .  Also  at  5:00,  the  Singing 
Lady's  musical  play  on  the  Mutual 
network  is  a  beautiful  Christmas  num- 
ber,  "The  Srory  ot  the   Christ   Child." 


Frieda  Inescort  stars 
with  Conrad  Nagel  on 
today's  CBS  Silver 
Theater     production. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Jan.  2 


Mickey  Mouse  adds 
radio  to  his  conquests 
late  this  afternoon — 
NBC-Blue      at      6:30. 


TWTAKE  way  for  a  long-awaited  event 
■"■*■  — the  premiere  airing  of  the  new 
Mickey  Mouse  program,  produced  by 
Mickey's  creator,  Walt  Disney,  for  the 
Pepsodent  people.  The  time  is  6:30 
to  7:00  P.M.,  E.S.T.,  and  the  network, 
unless  there's  a  last-minute  switch  in 
plans,  NBC-Blue.  All  the  beloved 
characters  of  Disney's  prize-winning 
animated  cartoons  are  on  the  show — 
Mickey  and  Minnie  Mouse,  Donald 
Duck,  Horace  Horsecollar,  Pluto  the 
dog,  and  the  rest  of  them.  The  only 
thing  missing,  in  fact,  is  technicolor.  If 
you  can  think  of  a  better  New  Year's 
present  than  this  for  a  few  million  kids, 
better  get  in  touch  with  a  radio  spon- 
sor. He'd  be  glad  to  know  you.  .  .  . 
There's  another  new  show  today — -the 


Armco  band,  starting  a  series  on  NBC- 
Blue  from  3:30  to  4:00.  Armco,  as 
you  might  guess  if  you  stopped  to  think 
about  it,  is  short  for  American  Rolling 
Mills  Co.  .  .  .  Alexander  Smallens 
starts  a  season  tonight  as  director  of 
the  Ford  Symphony  Orchestra,  replac- 
ing Eugene  Ormandy.  Ezio  Pinza,  the 
Metropolitan's  most  dependable  basso, 
is  the  guest  star  tonight,  and  W.  J. 
Cameron  has  a  few  more  of  his  care- 
fully prepared  words  of  wisdom  to 
drop  into  the  middle  of  the  proceed- 
ings. As  if  you  needed  to  be  told — 
9:00  on  CBS.  .  .  .  George  Jessel  is  at- 
tracting lots  of  attention  with  his  at- 
tacks on  Hollywood  gossip-columnists 
— MBS  at  6:00.  .  .  .  And  NBC-Blue 
has    a    weekly    radio    playlet    at    6:00. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Jan.  9 


THE  Thatcher  Colt  mystery  dramas 
■"•  start  broadcasting  a  quarter  of  an 
hour  earlier  today — at  2:30  instead  of 
2:45,  on  NBC-Red,  so  plan  your 
schedule  accordingly,  you  Co7r  enthu- 
siasts. .  .  .  For  a  quick  view  of  what's 
going  on  abroad,  listen  to  the  CBS 
Foreign  Exchange  program  at  1:30  to- 
day and  every  Sunday.  ...  A  Tale  ot 
Today  continues  on  its  interesting  way 
at  6:30  on  NBC-Red,  sponsored  by  the 
Princess  Pat  cosmetic  people.  The  Tale 
of  Today  cast  has  found  a  new  way  of 
amusing  itself  at  the  expense  of  the 
sound-effects  man.  Before  rehearsals 
everybody  in  the  cast  asks  the  sound- 
effects  man  for  a  different  kind  of 
noise.  For  instance,  Betty  Lou  Ger- 
son,  who  plays   Betty  Jo,  asks  for  the 


sound  of  a  snowflake  falling  to  the 
ground.  Willard  Farnum  (Dick  Mar- 
tin )  wants  the  sound  of  a  book  being 
read.  Don  Mehan,  the  sound-effects 
man,  thought  they  meant  it  all  at  first, 
but  now  he  doesn't  pay  them  much 
mind.  .  .  .  Sentimental  and  sweet,  Dr. 
Christian  of  River's  End,  on  CBS  at 
2:30,  is  one  of  radio's  Sunday-after- 
noon delights,  in  a  quiet  way.  Jean 
Hersholt  plays  Dr.  Christian,  and  it's 
betraying  no  secret  to  say  that  the 
character  is  modeled  on  the  Country 
Doctor  he  played  in  his  pictures  with 
the  Quints.  .  .  .  Jean  is  not  only  one  of 
Hollywood's  greatest  character  actors, 
he's  one  of  the  town's  leading  citizens 
too.  He  started  as  a  director,  then 
became  an  actor. 


Jean  Hersholt  stars 
in  the  Dr.  Christian 
serial,  on  CBS  this 
afternoon     at    2:30. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Jan.  16  and  23 


Robert  Casadesus  of 
Paris  is  guest  pian- 
ist on  the  Ford  Sym- 
phony   show    at    9:00. 


JANUARY  16:  Once  more  Sunday  has 
a  new  program  for  our  attention — 
Henry  Busse's  new  dance-music  show, 
on  NBC-Red  at  1:15.  .  .  .  Tonight's 
guest  star  on  the  Ford  program,  CBS 
at  9:00,  is  Robert  Casadesus,  pianist. 
You  pronounce  it  with  the  accent  on 
the  last  syllable,  like  this:  Casa-de- 
soos.  M.  Casadesus  was  born  in  Paris, 
where  he  was  a  prize  pupil  of  the  Con- 
servatoire. He  particularly  likes  mod- 
ern music,  so  you  can  expect  to  hear 
some  tonight.  He  made  his  American 
debut  in  1935  with  the  Philharmonic 
Orchestra  in  New  York,  and  now  he's 
on  his  fourth  American  concert  tour, 
giving  recitals  and  playing  with  lead- 
ing orchestras.  He's  forty-seven  years 
old  and  married. 


January  23:  Much  to  your  Alma- 
nac's satisfaction,  Tyrone  Power  is  de- 
voting himself  these  days  to  radio 
adaptations  of  popular  magazine  short 
stories,  instead  of  rehashing  Broadway 
plays  that  have  been  done  to  death. 
He  can  now  be  unreservedly  recom- 
mended, on  NBC-Blue  at  9:00.  .  .  . 
Keep  the  dials  at  the  same  tuning  for 
Walter  Winchell,  who  treads  on  Ty- 
rone's heels  at  9:30  with  the  latest 
flashes  for  Mr.  and  Mrs.  America  and 
all  the  ships  at  sea.  And  of  course 
you  won't  want  to  miss  Charlie  McCar- 
,  hy,  who  is  regarded  by  lots  of  people 
as  the  greatest  living  American,  on 
NBC-Red  at  8:00.  If  only  W.  C. 
Fields  is  back  on  the  show  by  this 
time,  everything  is  perfect. 


42 


All  time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00   A.M. 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:    William    Meeder 

NBC-Red:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
9:00 

CBS:    Metropolitan    Parade 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:    Women   and    News 
9:15 

NBC-Red:    Sunshine     Express 
9:30 

CBS:  The    Road  of  Life 
9:40 

NBC:   Press  Radio  News 
9:45 

CBS:    Bachelor's   Children 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty   Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:    Mary   Marlin 

NBC-Red:   Mrs.  Wings 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Red:    John's   Other    Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

CBS:   The   O'Neills 

CBS:    Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen   Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:  Woman   in   White 
11:00 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 
11:15 

CBS:  Carol  Kennedy's  Romance 

NBC-Red:    Backstage   Wife 
11:30 

CBS:   Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:    How  to   Be  Charming 
11:45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

MBS:    Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:     The     Interior     Decorator 
12:00   Noon 

CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 

NBC-Blue:  Time  for  Thought 

NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15 

CBS:   Edwin  C.   Hill 
12:30 

CBS:  Romance  of  Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:  Farm  and  Home  Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:  Hymns 

NBC-Red:  Words  and  Music 
1:30 

CBS:  Arnold   Grimm's   Daughter 

NBC-Blue:  Sue   Blake 
1:45 

CBS:    Hollywood    in    Person 

NBC-Red:   Dan   Harding's  Wife 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 
2:15 

CBS:  The   Goldbergs 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 

NBC-Blue:  Let's  Talk  It  Over 
3:00 

NBC-Blue:    Rochester   Civic   Orch 

NBC-Red"  Pepper  Young's  Family 
3:30 

CBS:   Jennie    Peabody 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 

NBC-Blue:    Club    Matinee 

NBC-Red:    Lorenzo   Jones 
4:30 

CBS:  The   Guiding   Light 

NBC-Red:    Mary    Marlin 
4:45 

CBS:  Dr.  Allan  R.  Dafoe 
5:00 

CBS:    Follow   the    Moon 

NBC-Blue:   Neighbor   Nell 

NBC-Red:     Dick    Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary   Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Don    Winslow    of   The 

Navy 

NBC-Red:  Terry  and  the  Pirates 
5:30 

CBS:   Children's   Corner 

NBC-Blue:  Singing  Lady 

NBC-Red:    Jack   Armstrong 
5:45 

CBS:    Hilltop    House 

NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 

NBC-Red:  Little  Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

Press   Radio   News 
6:35 

CBS:    George    Hall's    Orch 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell    Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic   Melodies 

NBC-Blue:   Music  is  My   Hobby 

NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'   Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Del   Casino 

NBC-Blue:  Three  Cheers 

NBC-Red:   Uncle   Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:  Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

CBS:  Boake  Carter 
8:00 

^C-Blue:  Gen.  Hugh  S.  Johnson 

NBC-Red:  Burns  and  Allen 

8:30 

CBS:  Pick  and  Pat 

NBC-Blue:    Grand    Hotel 

NBC-Red:  Voice  of  Firestone 
9:00 

CBS:  Lux  Theater 

NBC-Blue:    Philadelphia  Orch. 

NBC-Red:    McGee   and    Molly 
9:30 

NBC-Red:    Hour   of   Charm 
10:00 

CBS:  Wayne   King 

NBC-Blue:    Warden    Lawes 

NBC-Red:  Contented  Program 
10:30 

CBS:   Brave  New  World 

MBS:  The  Lone    Ranger 

NBC-Blue:    Nat'l    Radio    Forum 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


By  UNCLE 
EZRA 


If  you  want  to  be  happy  ever  after,  don't  be  ever  after  too  much. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Dec.  27 


pIRST  thing  to  do  today:  get  all 
those  presents  that  have  to  be  ex- 
changed for  size,  color,  design  or  just 
because  you  have  something  like  them 
already.  Put  'em  in  a  big  bag  and  go 
downtown  to  make  all  the  storekeepers 
glad  Christmas  comes  but  once  a  year. 
.  .  .  Second  thing:  rest  up  by  listening 
to  a  good,  peaceful  program  like  Phil 
Spitalny's  all-girl  Hour  of  Charm  or- 
chestra, on  NBC-Red  at  9:30,  E.S.T., 
tonight.  .  .  .  Meet  Evelyn  Kay,  first 
violinist — musicians  call  her  the  con- 
certmistress — of  the  orchestra.  .  .  . 
Evelyn  decided  she'd  be  a  violinist, 
preferably  a  concertmistress,  when  she 
was  three.  Never  wanted  to  be  any- 
thing else,  and  gave  up  school  sports, 
which  she  loved,  for  fear  she  might  in- 


jure her  hands.  She  made  her  first 
public  appearance  at  the  age  of  nine, 
and  her  official  debut  at  Town  Hall  in 
New  York  when  she  was  twelve.  After 
more  school,  and  featured  roles  in  sev- 
eral musical  comedies,  she  joined  the 
Spitalny  group  when  it  was  first  or- 
ganized. When  Phil  is  absent  or  busy 
with  other  matters,  she  directs  the  or- 
chestra— a  task  which  is  part  of  any 
concertmaster's       job.  She       speaks 

French,  German  and  Hungarian  besides 
English,  and  owns  a  pet  cat,  two  cana- 
ries, and  a  collection  of  135  four-leaf 
clovers.  .  .  .  Another  peaceful  show,  on 
CBS  at  10:00,  is  Wayne  King  and  his 
music.  If  you  aren't  rested  now, 
the  chances  are  a  hundred  to  one  you 
never  will  be. 


Dark-eyed  Evelyn  Kay 
is  first  violinist  i  n 
Phil  Spitalny's  all- 
girl   orchestra  tonight. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Jan.  3 


Marek  Weber  is  the 
new  orchestra  lead- 
er on  NBC's  Carna- 
tion     Milk      Program. 


TX7ITH  all  the  New  Year  celebra- 
v  v  tion  out  of  the  way,  there's  a 
grand  re-shuffling  today  of  your  day- 
time serials.  .  .  .  Let's  try  to  get  it  all 
straight.  First,  Today's  Children  may 
go  off  the  air  today  entirely,  to  be  re- 
placed by  a  new  one  written  by  the 
same  author,  Irna  Phillips,  and  called 
The  Woman  in  White.  It's  about  a 
trained  nurse,  and  is  to  be  heard  at 
the  same  time  Today's  Children  used 
to  be  on — 10:45  A.M.  on  NBC-Red. 
If  the  change  isn't  made  today,  it  will 
be  soon.  Incidentally,  the  change  is 
explained  on  page  4  of  this  issue.  .  .  . 
Five  more  favorite  serials  are  involved 
in  the  day's  changes.  .  .  .  The  Road 
of  Life,  The  O'Neills,  Ma  Perkins,  The 
Goldbergs,  and   The   Guiding  Light  all 


move  today  from  NBC  to  CBS.  The 
time  schedule  is  as  follows:  The  Road 
of  Life,  9:30  A.M.;  The  O'Neills  and 
Ma  Perkins,  both  at  10:45;  The  Gold- 
bergs at  2:15  P.M.;  The  Guiding  Light 
at  4:30  P.M.  .  .  .  The  Road  of  Life, 
The  Goldbergs,  and  The  Guiding  Light 
are  heard  coast-to-coast,  but  if  you  live 
in  the  west  you  can't  hear  The 
O'Neills,  and  if  you  live  in  the  east  you 
can't  hear  Ma  Perkins  because  they're 
on  regional  split  networks.  .  .  .  Two 
new  shows  start — The  Interior  Deco- 
rator, at  11:45  A.M.  on  NBC-Red; 
and  Dick  Tracy,  returning  to  NBC- 
Red  at  5:00  on  a  five-a-week-basis. 
There's  a  change  in  one  of  tonight's 
shows  too — Marefc  Weber,  takes  over 
baton    for    the    Contented   program. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Jan.  10 


T^vON'T  forget  that  there's  been  a 
•*~^  time  change  in  the  Heinz  Maga- 
zine of  the  Air  program.  .  .  .  The  fiction 
department  is  on  five  mornings  a  week, 
with  Carol  Kennedy's  Romance,  at 
11:15  on  CBS,  with  a  later  re-broadcast 
to  the  coast,  but  the  musical  section 
has  moved  to  Thursday  afternoons.  .  .  . 
For  some  good  organ  music,  listen  this 
morning  to  William  Meeder,  on  NBC- 
Blue  at  8:15,  E.S.T.  Bill  is  also  the 
organist  for  The  Road  of  Life  serial,  on 
CBS  at  9:30,  which  means  he  can't 
hang  around  Radio  City  very  long  this 
morning  gossiping.  These  hurry-up 
appointments  are  just  part  of  a  radio 
performer's  life,  though — he  gets  used 
to  them.  .  .  .  Tonight,  as  you  listen  to 
Fibber  McGee  and  Molly  on  NBC-Red 


at  9:00,  you'll  very  likely  hear  Elmo 
Tanner,  who's  the  best  whistler  Your 
Almanac  has  ever  had  the  pleasure  of 
listening  to.  .  .  .  Elmo  started  his  ca- 
reer as  a  boy  down  home  in  Memphis, 
Tennessee.  He  had  to  pass  a  cemetery 
on  his  way  home  nights,  and  he  started 
whistling  to  keep  up  his  courage.  It 
was  so  much  fun  he  never  stopped,  and 
now  he  couldn't  even  if  he  wanted  to — 
too  many  fans  look  forward  to  those 
Tanner  solos.  In  addition  to  whistling  and 
singing,  Elmo  plays  the  guitar  in  Ted 
Weems'  orchestra.  .  .  .  He's  a  graduate 
of  the  University  of  Tennessee.  ...  If 
you  want  education  as  well  as  enter- 
tainment from  radio,  the  National  Ra- 
dio Forum,  on  NBC-Blue  at  10:30  to- 
night, is  your  dish. 


Elmo  Tanner  is  the 
expert  whistler  who 
appears  on  the  Fib- 
ber McGee  programs. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Jan.  17  and  24 


Mary  Margaret  Mc- 
Bride talks  about  things 
that  will  interest 
you     at     noon     today. 


JANUARY  17:  Here's  a  Monday  lis- 
tening schedule  for  a  busy  person: 
Press-Radio  News,  NBC-Red  and 
NBC-Blue  at  9:40  A.M.  .  .  .  Tony 
Wons,  CBS  at  10:30.  .  .  .  Big  Sister, 
CBS  at  11:30.  .  .  .  The  Farm  and 
Home  Hour,  NBC-Blue  at  12:30.  .  .  . 
The  Rochester  Civic  Orchestra  on 
NBC-Blue  at  3:00  (music  makes  a 
fine  background  to  writing  letters  or 
sewing).  .  .  .  George  Hall's  Orchestra 
on  CBS  at  6:35,  right  after  the 
Press-Radio  News.  .  .  .  Lum  and  Ab- 
ner on  NBC-Blue  at  7:30  (inciden- 
tally, Lum  and  Abner  are  on  only  three 
times  a  week  these  days,  instead  of 
five.  .  .  .  Burns  and  Allen  on  NBC-Red 
at  8:00  .  .  .  The  Philadelphia  Orchestra 
on  NBC-Blue  at  9:00.  .   .   .  And  for  a 


night-cap,    the    CBS    sustainer,    Brave 
New  World,  at  10:30. 

January  24:  Meet  Mary  Margaret 
McBride  this  noon  on  CBS,  if  you 
haven't  done  so  already.  .  .  .  Known 
for  a  long  time  to  New  York  listeners 
as  Martha  Deane,  this  is  her  first  show 
under  her  real  name.  She  was  born 
in  Missouri,  and  wanted  to  be  a  writer 
from  the  time  she  was  five  years  old. 
Her  family  wanted  her  to  be  a  school 
teacher,  but  Mary  Margaret  won  out 
and  matriculated  in  the  State  Univer- 
sity School  of  Journalism,  making  her 
living  at  the  same  time  by  working  on 
a  small  newspaper.  Besides  being  on 
the  air,  she  writes  many  articles  and 
stories  for  publication. 

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All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00  A.    M. 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:   Dick  Leibert 

NBC-Red:  Good   Morning  Melodies 
9:00 

CBS:    Music   in  the   Air 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:   Women  and   News 
9:15 

NBC-Red:   Sunshine    Express 
9:30 

CBS:   The    Road   of   Life 

MBS:   Journal   of   Living 
9:45 

CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 

NBC-Blue-  Aunt  Jemima 
10:00 

CBS:  Pretty  Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Mary   Marlin 

NBC-Red:   Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15. 

CBS:    Myrt   and    Marge 

NBC-Red:   John's  Other   Wife 
10:30 

CBS:   Emily  Post 

NBC-Blue:   Pepper  Young's  Family 

NBC-Red:   Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

CBS:    The    O'Neills 

CBS:    Ma   Perkins 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:    Woman    in    White 
11:00 

CBS:   Mary  Lee  Taylor 

NBC-Red:  David  Harum 
11:15 

CBS:    Carol    Kennedy's    Romance 

NBC-Red:   Backstage  Wife 
II  :30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Bed:   Homemakers'   Exchange 
11:45 

CBS:    Aunt   Jenny's   Life   Stones 

MBS:   Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:   Mystery  Chef 
12:00  Noon 

NBC-Blue:  Time  for   Thought 

NBC-Red-   Girl   Alone 
12:15    P.    M. 

CBS:   Edwin  C.   Hill 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance  of   Helen   Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:    Hymns 

NBC-Red:   Words  and    Music 
1:30 

CBS:   Arnold  Grimm's   Daughter 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 

NBC-Red:   Dan  Harding's  Wife 
2:00 

NBC-Red:    Fun   in    Music 
2:15 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 

NBC -Blue:    Music   Guild 

NBC-Red:  Federated  Women's  Clubs 
2:45 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 

CBS:  Col.   Jack   Major 

NBC-Blue:  U.  S.   Marine  Band 

NBC-Red:  Pepper  Young's  Family 
3:30 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted    Malone 

NBC-Blue:  Club   Matinee 

NBC-Red:  Lorenzo  Jones 
4:30 

CBS:    The    Guiding    Light 

NBC-Red:    Mary   Marlin 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the    Moon 

NBC-Blue:  The  Four  of  Us 

NBC-Red:    Dick    Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:      Don     Winslow     of     the 

Navy 

NBC-Red:    Terry   and   the    Pirates 
5:30 

CBS:    Dear  Teacher 

NBC-Blue:   Singing   Lady 

NBC-Red:   Jack  Armstrong 
5 :45 

'CBS:    Hilltop    House 

NBC-Blue:   Tom    Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan   Annie 
6:00 

NBC-Red:   Science   in  the   News 
6:30 

Press-Radio  News 
6:45 

CBS:  Song  Time 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell   Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic   Melodies 

NBC-Blue:   Easy  Aces 

NBC-Red:   Amos  'n'   Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Hollywood   Screenscoops 

NBC-Blue:   Mr.   Keen 

NBC-Red:   Vocal    Varieties 
7:30 

CBS:    Helen    Menken 

NBC-Blue:    George    Griffin 
8:00 

CBS:    Edward    G.    Robinson 

NBC-Blue:   Husband  and  Wives 

NBC-Red:   Johnny    Presents 
8:30 

CBS:  Al  Jolson 

NBC-Blue:   Edgar  A.   Guest 

NBC-Red:   Wayne   King 
a:00 

CBS:  Al   Pearce 

NBC-Blue:   Alemite   Half   Hour 

NBC-Red:    Vox   Pop — Parks   Johnson 
9:30 

CBS:    Camel    Caravan 

NBC-Blue:    NBC    Night   Club 

NBC-Red:   Packard   Mardi   Gras 
10:00 

NBC-Blue:  Gen.   Hugh  S.  Johnson 
10:30 

NBC-Red:  Jimmie  Fidler 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


By 

'AL  PEARCE 


Troubles  are  like  eggs — brood  over  them  long  enough  and  they'll  hatch  out. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Dec.  28 


'Tp  HIS  is  the  time  of  year  when  pro- 
grams do  a  little  quiet  re-arranging 
of  times  and  networks.  .  .  .  Tonight's 
new  candidate  for  Tuesday  ears  is  Hor- 
ace Heidt,  with  his  Brigadiers  and  the 
King  Sisters,  moving  to  NBC-Blue  at 
9:00  from  his  old  CBS  Monday-night 
spot.  If  you're  a  Heidt  fan,  and  a 
great  many  listeners  are,  this  change 
is  going  to  make  it  awfully  hard  for 
you  to  squeeze  in  that  Tuesday-night 
double  feature  at  the  local  movie. 
Stewart-Warner,  in  behalf  of  Alemite 
products,  is  the  sponsor,  of  course.  .  .  . 
A  double  dose  of  Hollywood  gossip  is 
yours  for  the  dialing  today — George 
McCall's  Hollywood  Screenscoops  on 
CBS  at  7:15,  and  Jimmie  Fidler  on 
NBC-Red  at  10:30.  .  .  .  Your  Almanac 


will  tell  you  more  about  McCall  later 
on  in  the  month.  .  .  .  Eight  o'clock  of- 
fers you  your  choice  of  drama  ( Edward 
G.  Robinson  in  Big  Town  on  CBS ) , 
domestic  discussion  ( Husbands  and 
Wives  on  NBC-Blue ) ,  and  variety 
(Johnnie  Presents  on  NBC-Red)  .  .  . 
while  8:30  has  comedy  ( Al  Jolson, 
Parky  akarkus  and  Martha  Raye  on 
CBS ) ,  variety  ( Edgar  A.  Guest  and 
company  on  NBC-Blue) ,  and  music 
(Wayne  King  on  NBC-Red).  .  .  This 
may  be  your  last  chance  tonight  to  hear 
Jack  Oakie,  because  next  week  the  Camel 
show  cuts  its  time  to  half  an  hour,  and 
there's  no  telling  what  stars  will 
emerge  from  the  general  shake-up.  .  .  . 
About  all  that's  certain  is  that  B2nny 
Goodman  will  still  be  on  the  program. 


Horace  Heldt's  show 
moves  tonight  to  the 
NBC-Blue  network  at 
a   new  time,  9  o'clock. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Jan.  4 


Walter  O'Keefe  re- 
turns to  the  air  to- 
night as  a  member  of 
the  Packard  show  cast. 


TT'S  welcome  back  tonight  to  one  of 
A  your  summer  favorites,  Pappy  Wal- 
ter O'Keefe,  who  bows  in  as  a  perma- 
nent addition  to  the  Packard  Mardi 
Gras  on  NBC-Red  at  9:30.  Walter, 
you  know,  subbed  for  Fred  Allen  while 
the  sage  of  Town  Hall  was  on  his  vaca- 
tion, and  did  such  a  good  job  that  the 
Packard  people  hired  him.  Since  he 
left  Town  Hall  Tonight,  Walter  has 
been  vacationing  abroad,  and  returns 
to  the  air  all  fresh  and  full  of  gags.  .  .  . 
It  shouldn't  do  the  show  any  harm  that 
Charlie  Butterworth  and  Walter  are 
old  school  chums — they  went  to  Notre 
Dame  University  at  the  same  time, 
where  they  used  to  tell  each  other  how 
much  they'd  like  to  go  on  the  stage. 
Both   of   them   turned   from    college    to 


newspaper  work,  both  became  famous 
on  Broadway,  and  now  both  of  them 
are  in  the  same  air  show.  As  the 
feller  says,  it's  a  small  world.  .  .  .  Wal- 
ter has  written  many  successful  non- 
sense songs — "Henry's  Made  a  Lady 
Out  of  Lizzie",  "I'm  Gonna  Dance 
With  the  Guy  What  Brung  Me" — but 
he  didn't  originally  write  his  biggest 
hit,  "The  Man  on  the  Flying  Trapeze." 
It  was  an  old  song,  and  Walter  dug  it 
up  out  of  oblivion,  rewrote  it,  and 
sang  it  himself  on  the  Third  Little 
Show,  making  it  a  nation-wide  best 
seller  as  well  as  an  addition  to  Ameri- 
can music.  .  .  .  Again  let  your  Almanac 
remind  you  that  the  Camsl  program 
cuts  its  time  to  half  an  hour  beginning 
tonight — 9:30    to   10:00   on    CBS. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Jan.  11 


T  ANNY  ROSS,  to  whom  you  listen 
^tonight  on  the  Packard  Mardi  Gras 
at  9:30  on  NBC-Red,  ought  to  be 
starting  work  on  a  new  movie  right 
about  now,  according  to  a  letter  Your 
Almanac  received  the  other  day  from 
Olive  White,  who  is  Mrs.  Ross.  It 
seemed  good  to  be  hearing  from  her 
again,  too.  She  has  recovered  her 
health,  and  she  and  Lanny  took  time 
out  between  Packard  broadcasts  in 
December  to  enjoy  an  Arizona  vaca- 
tion together.  .  .  .  Martha  Tilton,  "the 
Sweetheart  of  Swing",  is  getting  a  lot 
of  favorable  attention  these  days  as 
Benny  Goodman's  girl  vocalist.  Listen 
to  her  tonight  on  Benny's  program, 
CBS  at  9:30,  right  after  Al  Pearce's 
gang.    .    .    .    Martha's    just    twenty-two 


years  old,  but  she's  been  in  radio  ever 
since  she  was  eighteen.  For  a  year 
she  sang  at  the  Cocoanut  Grove  in 
Los  Angeles,  and  for  another  year  was 
with  Hal  Grayson's  band.  Then  she 
joined  the  Meyer  Alexander  chorus, 
which  sang  on  the  Oakie  College  pro- 
gram. It's  to  Benny  Goodman's  credit 
that  he  could  spot  her  talent  when  she 
was  just  one  of  a  singing  group,  single 
her  out,  and  offer  her  a  job  with  his 
band.  .  .  .  Martha's  voice  was  the  one 
you  heard  in  "The  Awful  Truth"  when 
Joyce  Compton  was  going  through  the 
motions  of  singing  on  the  screen.  .  .  . 
Martha  has  a  golf  score  of  ninety, 
swims  and  dives  expertly,  and  is  one 
of  those  candid  camera  menaces — but 
a  very  nice  girl  just  the  same. 


Martha  Tilton  is  the 
Sweetheart  of  Swing 
on  Benny  Goodman's 
Camel     show    tonight. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Jan.  18  and  25 


Anne  Seymour  plays 
Mary  in  The  Story  of 
Mary  Marlin,  NBC's 
long-run   serial   drama. 


JANUARY  18:  Those  two  inquiring 
gentlemen,  Parks  Johnson  and 
Wally  Butterworth,  are  on  the  air  again 
tonight  in  their  Vox  Pop  program — 
NBC-Red  at  9:00.  Your  Almanac  can't 
tell  you  what  part  of  New  York  they'll 
be  interviewing  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Public 
from  tonight,  because  nobody  is  ever 
told  in  advance.  If  the  news  leaks 
out,  too  big  a  crowd  is  present.  This 
show  is  still  called  Sidewalk  Interviews 
every  now  and  then  by  some  people, 
but  they're  wrong.  New  York  police 
won't  allow  sidewalk  interviews  any 
longer  because  they  attract  so  many 
people  traffic  is  blocked,  so  the  Vox  Pop 
show  is  always  held  indoors — in  the 
lobby  of  the  RCA  Building  or  some 
hotel.      Out-of-towners    love    to   get   on 


this  show  so  relatives  at  home  can 
hear  them,  and  some  even  come  from  as 
far  away  as  England,  because  they 
know  the  home  folks  are  listening  on 
short  wave. 

January  25:  Along  with  a  lot  of 
other  people,  you'll  listen  today  to  the 
Story  of  Mary  Marlin,  on  NBC-Blue 
at  10:30  A.M.  and  NBC-Red  at  4:30 
P.M.  .  .  .  Anne  Seymour,  who  has 
been  playing  the  part  of  Mary  since 
last  May,  is  the  first  member  of  a 
seven-generation  theatrical  family  to 
desert  the  stage,  and  even  she  started 
her  career  there.  At  the  age  of  twelve 
she  was  with  Helen  Hayes  in  "To  the 
Ladies."  Her  first  audition  was  on 
WLW  in  Cincinnati. 


44 


All  time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00  A.   M. 

NBC-Bed:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:15 

NBC -Blue:   William    Meeder 

NBC-Red:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
9:00 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:   Women   and    News 
9:15 

CBS:    Richard    Maxwell 

NBC-Red:    Sunshine    Express 
9:30 

CBS:   The   Road   of   Life 
9  '45 

CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 

NBC-Blue:   Aunt  Jemima 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty   Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Mary   Marlin 

NBC-Red:   Mrs.   Wings 
10:15 

CBS:  Myrt  and  Marge 

NBC-Red:  John's  Other   Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

CBS:   The   O'Neills 

CBS:   Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Blue:   Kitchen  Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Woman   in   White 
11:00 

NBC-Red:   David   Harum 

11:15  .     „ 

CBS:   Carol    Kennedys   Romance 
NBC-Red:   Backstage  Wife 

10:30 
CBS:  Big  Sister 
NBC-Blue:   Vic  and  Sade 
NBC-Red:   How  to   Be   Charming 

l,:45  .        -r     „.    • 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stones 

MBS:   Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:   Hello  Peggy 
12:00   Noon 

CBS:   Mary   Margaret   McBride 

NBC-Blue:  Time  for  Thought 

NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15 

CBS:  Edwin  C.   Hill 
12:30 

CBS:   Romance  of  Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:  Farm  and  Home  Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our   Gal   Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and  Bob 
1:15 

CBS:   Betty  Crocker 

NBC-Red:   Words  and   Music 
1:30  ,     _ 

CBS:  Arnold  Grimm's  Daughter 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 

NBC-Red:   Dan   Harding's   Wife 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 

NBC-Red:   Your    Health 
2:15 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 

2:45  . 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 

NBC-Red:    Men   of  the   West 
3:00  ,     _ 

NBC-Red:  Pepper  Young  s  Family 
3:30 

CBS:   Jennie   Peabody 

NBC-Red:   Vic  and   Sade 
4:00 

CBS:   Curtis   Music    Inst. 

NBC-Blue:   Club    Matinee 

NBC-Red:   Lorenzo   Jones 
4:30 

CBS:  The   Guiding   Light 

NBC-Blue:    P.T.A.    Congress 

NBC-Red-    Mary    Marlin 
4:45 

CBS:   Dr.  Allan   R.   Datoe 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the   Moon 

NBC-Blue:  Neighbor  Nell 

NBC-Red.    Dick   Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:  Life  of  Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:     Don     Winslow     of     The 
Navy 

NBC-Red:  Terry  and  the  Pirates 
5:30 

CBS:  Children's  Corner 

NBC-Blue:   Singing    Lady 

NBC-Red.   Jack  Armstrong 

5  "45 

CBS:  Hilltop  House 
NBC-Blue:  Tom  Mix 
NBC-Red:   Little  Orphan   Annie 

6:30 

Press-Radio    News 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic   Melodies 

NBC-Blue:   Easy  Aces 

NBC-Red:  Amos  V  Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Hobby   Lobby 

NBC-Blue:   Mr.   Keen 

NBC-Red:  Uncle  Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and   Abner 

NBC-Red:   Alistaire  Cook 
.   7:45 

CBS:   Boake  Carter 
8:00 

CBS:   Cavalcade  of  America 

NBC-Red:   One    Man's    Family 
8:30 

CBS:   Eddie  Cantor 

NBC-Blue:  Sidney  Skolsky 

NBC-Red:  Wayne   King 
9:00 

CBS:    Lawrence   Tibbett 

NBC-Red.   Town    Hall   Tonight 
9:30 

CBS:   Ben   Bernie 

NBC-Blue:    NBC    Minstrel    Show 
10:00 

CBS:  Gang  Busters,  Phillips  Lord 

NBC-Blue:   Gen   Hugh  S.  Johnson 

NBC-Red:  Your  Hollywood  Parade 
10:30 

MBS:  The  Lone   Ranger 
12:30 

NBC-Red:  Lights  Out 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


Wectneddcu/'s 

HIGHLIGHTS 


By  DICK 
POWELL 


Your  most  valuable  savings  are  in  the  bank  of  patience. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Dec.  29 


A  NDRE  KOSTELANETZhas  ended 
his  "Listeners  Digest"  series,  and 
tonight  begins  a  new  one,  with  a  per- 
manent singing  star — Lawrence  Tib- 
bett, who  has  been  absent  from  the  air 
altogether  too  long.  You  can  still 
count  on  hearing  good  music  on  this 
half  hour,  from  9:00  to  9:30  on  CBS, 
but  it  won't  be  quite  as  classical  or 
symphonic  as  the  series  just  ended.  .  .  . 
Tibbett  is  a  Bakersfield,  California, 
boy.  His  father  was  sheriff  of  Kern 
County,  and  at  the  age  of  six  Lawrence 
was  a  member  of  the  local  Methodist 
choir.  When  he  was  seven,  his  father 
was  killed  by  cattle  rustlers,  and  Law- 
rence and  his  mother  moved  to  Los 
Angeles,  where  he  began  to  exhibit  his 
natural  aptitude  for  dramatics   as  well 


as  music.  During  the  war,  he  peeled 
potatoes  for  the  Navy — then  returned 
to  his  study  of  music.  He  never  studied 
outside  of  the  United  States,  but  when 
he  made  his  first  appearance  in  an  im- 
portant role  at  the  Metropolitan  Opera 
House,  after  working  up  through  a 
series  of  small  parts,  the  audience  held 
up  an  intermission  for  fifteen  minutes 
applauding  him.  .  .  .  Mutual  has  a 
special  event  for  you  today — a  gala 
celebration  in  honor  of  MBS'  first  year 
as  a  coast-to-coast  network.  There'll 
be  special  programs,  new  orchestras, 
and  a  general  air  of  hi-de-ho.  .  .  . 
Birthday  greetings  today  to  Pat  Pad- 
gett, of  the  well-loved  Pick  and  Pat 
team.  He  was  born  in  Atlanta,  Geor- 
gia, in  1903. 


Lawrence  Tibbett  bows 
in  tonight  as  star  of 
Andre  Kostelanetz' 
Chesterfield    program. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Jan.  5 


Rosemary  Lane  is  on 
the  Lucky  Strike  Hol- 
lywood Parade  with 
Dick    Powell    tonight. 


T  UCKY  STRIKE'S  new  show,  Your 
'L/  Hollywood  Parade,  is  just  a  month 
old  tonight,  and  ought  to  be  settling 
down  to  an  hour  of  Grade  A  super 
super  entertainment.  Dick  Powell's 
return  to  the  air  is  enough  in  itself  to 
make  for  general  rejoicing,  and  when 
it's  in  collaboration  with  Rosemary 
Lane  and  Dick's  co-stars  on  the  War- 
ner Bros,  lot,  we  can  all  be  unreserved- 
ly happy.  .  .  .  Rosemary's  another 
name  to  add  to  the  growing  list  of 
stars  who  were  air  favorites  long  be- 
fore Hollywood  got  smart  and  snapped 
them  up.  While  her  two  older  sisters, 
Leota  and  Lola,  were  busy  in  the  films, 
Rosemary  and  Priscilla,  the  two  younger 
Lanes,  were  coming  along  nicely  as 
members  of  Fred   Waring's  Pennsylva- 


nians.  It  only  took  Fred's  picture 
contract  for  Varsity  Show  to  bring  them 
to  the  attention  of  the  brothers  Warner. 
Rosemary's  a  real  collegian — Simpson 
College  in  Indianola,  Indiana,  is  her 
alma  mater,  and  Pi  Beta  Phi  is  her 
sorority.  ...  If  you  ever  want  to  write 
her  a  letter,  here's  a  tip:  She  hates 
people  who  spell  her  first  name  "Rose 
Mary."  As  well  as  singing  and  looking 
lovely,  she's  an  accomplished  musician, 
and  has  composed  several  songs. 
.  .  .  Tonight's  Gang  Busters  pro- 
gram— 1 0:00  on  CBS — is  the  first  with- 
out Phillips  Lord.  That  is,  unless 
Phil  has  a  last-minute  change  of  heart. 
He's  decided  to  devote  all  his  time  to 
producing  the  program,  without  ap- 
pearing in  it. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Jan.  12 


OTILL  another  prodigal  returns  to 
^  the  radio  fold  tonight  .  .  .  the 
Old  Maestro,  Winchell's  nemesis,  J5en 
Bernie  himself.  He's  the  star  of  a 
new  program  on  CBS  from  9:30  to 
10:00,  sponsored  by  a  tire  company. 
.  .  .  Ben  has  three  trademarks:  his 
cigar,  his  violin,  and  Winchell.  He 
began  life  in  Bayonne,  New  Jersey, 
as  one  of  eleven  children.  His  father 
was  a  blacksmith,  but  Ben  was  too  frail 
to  help  out  around  the  shop,  so  he 
took  up  the  violin,  doing  so  well  at  it 
that  when  he  made  his  Carnegie  Hall 
debut  at  the  age  of  fourteen,  critics 
hailed  him  as  a  child  prodigy  and  a 
genius.  .  .  .  But  Ben  decided  he  didn't 
want  to  be  a  highbrow  musician  and 
drifted    into    vaudeville.        He    was    a 


straight  musician  until  one  day  when 
he  was  playing  in  a  small  Virginia  town 
and  a  two-fisted  mountaineer  leaned 
over  the  railing  and  landed  some  to- 
bacco juice  squarely  on  the  Young 
Maestro's  fiddle-playing  hand.  Right 
then  and  there  he  began  to  adlib, 
fluently  and  pungently.  The  audience 
liked  his  remarks,  and  Ben  began  talk- 
ing in  his  act  as  well  as  playing.  .  .  . 
Tonight  NBC  has  a  new  orchestra  play- 
ing at  the  Rainbow  Room  in  Rocke- 
feller Center — Ruby  Newman  and  his 
men.  .  .  .  Other  Wednesday  highlights: 
the  Curtis  Institute  of  Music  on  CBS 
at  4:00.  .  .  .  Hobby  Lobby  on  CBS 
at  7:15.  .  .  .  Lum  and  Abner  on  NBC- 
Blue  at  7:30.  .  .  .  Cavalcade  of  Ameri- 
ca  on   CBS   at   8:00. 


Ben  Bernie's  back 
on  the  air,  sta  rt- 
ing  tonight,  on  a 
brand     new     program. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Jan.  19 


ml    I 


Mlnetta  Ellen  is  the 
wise  and  understand- 
ing Fanny  Barbour  in 
One      Man's      Family. 


A  LL  except  West-coast  listeners  will 
-^-*-be  tuning  in  One  Man's  Family  to- 
night for  another  half-hour  chapter  in 
that  long-run  serial  of  domestic  life. 
You  shouldn't  have  to  be  told,  but  the 
time  is  8:00  on  NBC-Red.  Like  most 
radio  shows  these  days,  One  Man's 
Family  is  broadcast  from  Hollywood. 
It  was  originally  a  San  Francisco  show, 
but  the  whole  cast  went  to  Hollywood 
last  spring,  expecting  to  make  the 
serial  into  a  movie.  The  movie  plans 
fell  through,  and  everybody  could  have 
returned  to  San  Francisco.  Producers 
left  the  question  up  to  the  actors,  who 
voted  to  stay  in  Hollywood.  .  .  .  The 
most  beloved  of  the  Barbours,  of 
course,  is  Fanny,  the  sympathetic, 
youthful-minded  mother.  Minetta  Ellen 


plays  her.  Minetta  always  wanted  to 
be  an  actress,  but  her  parents  objected, 
and  she  never  set  foot  upon  a  stage 
until  after  she  had  married  and  raised 
a  family,  when  she  played  mother  parts 
with  the  campus  players  at  the  Univer- 
sity of  California.  That  was  when 
Barton  Yarborough  and  Michael  Raf- 
feto — her  two  radio  sons,  Clifford  and 
Paul  Barbour — were  undergraduates 
there.  Her  first  radio  work  was  as 
Fanny  Barbour.  White-haired,  but 
bright-eyed  and  gay,  she's  not  only  a 
mother,  but  the  grandmother  as  well 
of  a  pair  of  youngsters  who  call  her 
"Mimi"  in  comradely  affection.  .  .  . 
For  your  late-at-night  thrills  and 
fever:  Lights  Out,  the  half-hour  horror 
sketch    on    NBC-Red   at    12:30    A.    M. 

45 


All    time    in    Eastern    Standard 
8:00    A.    M. 

XBC-Red:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:15 

NBC-Blue     Dick  Leibert 

NBC-Red:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
9:00 

CBS:    Dear   Columbia 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:    Women    and    News 
9:15 

NBC-Red:    Sunshine    Express 
9:30 

CBS:   The    Road    of    Life 

MBS:   Journal   of   Living 
9:45 

CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 

NEC-Blue:   Aunt  Jemima 
10:00 

CBS:    Pretty    Kitty    Kelly 

NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marlin 

NBC-Red-   Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Red:   John's   Other   Wife 
10:30 

CBS:   Emily  Post 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
10:45 

CBS:  The   O'Neills 

CBS:    Ma   Perkins 

NBC-Red:    Kitchen   Cava'.c2de 

NBC-Bed:    Woman    in    White 
1 1  :0(l 

CBS:    Mary    Lee    Taylor 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 
11:15 

CBS:  Carol   Kennedy  s  Romance 

NBC-Red:    Backstage    Wife 
11:30 

CBS:   Big   Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:    Homemaker's   Exchange 

•I :45  ,    „.    • 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny  s  Life  Stories 

MBS:   Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:    Mystery   Chef 
12:00    Noon 

NBC-Blue:   Time  for  Thought 

NBC-Red:    Girl    Alone 
12:15    P.    M. 

CBS:   Edwin  C.    Hill 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance   of   Helen   Trent 

NBC-Blue:    Farm    and    Home    Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our   Gal   Sunday 

':0°  ,     r,    u 

CBS:    Betty   and    Bob 
1:15 

CBS:  Hymns 

NBC-Red:  Words  and  Music 

I  *30 
'CBS:    Arnold    Grimm's    Daughter 
NBC-Blue:    Sue    Blake 

1  '45 

'CBS:    Hollywood    in   Person 
NBC-Red:   Dan  Harding  s  Wife 

2:NBC-Red:    NBC    Music    Build 

2:15 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 

2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 

2  "45 

MBS:    Beatrice    Fairfax 

3:00  „  ,. 

CBS:  Theater  Matinee 
NBC-Red:    Pepper    Young  s    Family 

3:NBC-Blue:   Eastman   Music  School 

3:30 

CBS:  Heinz  Magazine 
NBC-Red:    Vic    and    Sade 

4:00  „   , 

CBS:  Ted    Malone 
NBC-Blue:    Club    Matinee 
NBC-Red:    Lorenzo   Jones 

4 '30 
'CBS     The   Guiding   Light 
NBC-Red.    Mary    Marlin 

'CBS:   Follow  the   Moon 
NBC-Blue:   The    Four   of    Us 
NBC-Red:     Dick   Tracy 

5"CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:     Don     Winslow     of     The 
Navy 

5 :30  _      . 

CBS:    Dear  Teacher 
NBC-Blue:  Singing  Lady 
NBC-Red:    Jack   Armstrong 

5.45 
'CBS:    Hilltop    House 
NBC-Blue:   Tom    Mix 
NBC-Red:  Little  Orphan  Annie 

6:30 

Press-Radio  News 

6:45 

CBS:  Song  Time 
NBC-Blue:   Lowell   Thomas 

'CBS:  Poetic  Melodies 
NBC-Blue:  Easy  Aces 
NBC-Red:    Amos   'n'    Andy 

7:15 

CBS-     Hollywood    Screenscoops 
NBC-Blue:   Mr.   Keen 
NBC-Red:   Vocal   Varieties 

7  "30 
'CBS:  We,  The  People 

8:00  „    ... 

CBS:   Kate  Smith 

NBC-Blue:    Gen.    Hugh    S.    Johnson 
NBC-Red:    Rudy    Vallee 

8:30  „      .      ,  T. 

NBC-Blue:   March  of  Time 

'CBS'    Major   Bowes   Amateurs 
NBC-Blue:   NBC   Concert   Hour 
NBC -Red:   Good    News  of    1938 

9  "30 
'NBC-Blue:  America's  Town   Meeting 

CBS:   Buddy  Clark 
NBC-Red:   Kraft   Music   Hall 

IBS:    Victor    Bay's    Orchestra 
NBC-Blue:   NBC   Jamboree 
1 1 :00 
CBS:    Dance    Music 
NBC-Blue:    Dance    Music 
NBC-Red:    Dance    Music 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


HIGHLIGHTS 


By  KATE 
SMITH 


People   with   nothing   to   say   rarely   keep   quiet  about   it. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Dec.  30 


TXTOMEN  who  subscribe  to  the  old- 
fashioned  ideal  that  running  a 
home  is  a  job  to  be  taken  seriously — 
and  there  are  still  a  lot  of  them — won't 
want  to  miss  the  Homemaker's  Ex- 
change, on  NBC-Red  today  and  every 
Tuesday  and  Thursday  at  11:30  A.M. 
Eleanor  Howe  is  the  presiding  genius 
of  the  Exchange,  and  you'd  have  to 
hunt  a  long  time  before  you  found 
anybody  better  fitted  for  the  job.  She's 
a  Bachelor  of  Science  from  the  Univer- 
sity of  Illinois  and  a  Master  of  Science 
from  Columbia  University;  and  is  one 
of  the  country's  outstanding  home 
economists.  Six  years  ago  she  originated 
the  Radio  Cooking  Club  of  America, 
and  this  is  her  second  year  on  the 
H  omemaker'  s   Exchange,    the   National 


Ice  Industries  sponsoring.  Miss  Howe 
is  a  champion  long-distance  commuter 
— lives  in  Chicago,  where  she  edits  a 
trade  paper,  and  comes  to  New  York 
every  week  for  her  Tuesday  and  Thurs- 
day broadcasts — then  dashes  back  to 
Chicago.  No  airplanes  for  her,  either — 
she  takes  the  train.  Listen  in  today, 
and  then  sit  down  and  write  out  your 
favorite  homemaking  hint  and  send  it 
to  Miss  Howe.  If  she  broadcasts  it, 
you'll  get  five  dollars  for  it — which 
isn't  a  bad  homemaking  hint  in  itself. 
Here's  one  your  Almanac  passes  along 
to  you  free  of  charge :  to  eliminate 
odors  from  cooking  cabbage  or  cauli- 
flower, put  the  lid  a  little  askew  on 
the  pot  and  place  a  piece  of  stale  bread 
over  the  opening. 


Eleanor  Howe,  home 
economist,  runs  Home- 
maker's  Exchange 
twice  weekly  on   NBC. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Jan.  6 


George  McCall  broad- 
casts the  Hollywood 
Screenscoops  on  CBS 
this    evening    at    7:1 5. 


"D  EMINDER:  The  Heinz  Magazine 
-*-^-  of  the  Air,  except  for  its  fiction 
department,  is  on  the  air  at  a  new 
time — 3:30  this  and  every  Thursday 
afternoon,  for  a  half  hour.  .  .  .  Now 
to  redeem  the  promise  we  made  some 
days  ago  to  tell  you  more  about  George 
McCall  of  the  Hollywood  Screenscoops 
on  CBS  tonight  at  7:15.  .  .  .  He's  an 
all-round  newspaperman — has  done 
everything  there  is  to  do  on  a  news- 
paper, and  been  a  press  agent  be- 
sides; has  produced  a  prize-winning 
moving  picture;  has  crossed  the  At- 
lantic eight  times  and  the  United  States 
fourteen.  Born  in  the  tiny  village  of 
Renton,  Scotland,  George  lived  there 
until  he  was  seventeen,  when  he  came 
to  the  United  States  and  went  to  live  in 


Buffalo,  working  on  a  local  paper.  The 
wanderlust  hit  him  when  the  Sells- 
Floto  Circus  came  to  town  one  spring, 
and  for  six  years  he  was  the  circus' 
advance  publicity  man.  In  1925  he 
went  to  Hollywood,  where  he  teamed 
up  with  Paul  Fejos,  an  out-of-work  di- 
rector. They  pooled  their  financial  re- 
sources, and  with  the  S700  which  re- 
sulted they  made  the  first  "art"  pic- 
ture ever  made  in  America.  It  was 
called  ''The  Last  Moment/'  had  no 
subtitles,  dealt  entirely  with  the  last 
thoughts  of  a  dying  man,  never  made 
a  penny,  and  won  the  French  Academy 
Cinema  Award  for  its  producers.  Since 
then  George  has  been  a  newsreel  editor 
and  magazine  writer,  living  most  of  the 
time  in  Hollywood. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Jan.  13 


YOU'VE  t>9en  asking  for  a  picture 
of  Jack  Rubin,  who  plays  Morris 
Levy  on  The  O'Neills — which  is 
being  broadcast  these  days,  don't  for- 
get, over  CBS  at  10:45  in  the  morn- 
ings— so  here  he  is.  Jack  was  born 
in  Warsaw,  Poland,  on  December  19, 
1898,  but  his  family  moved  to  London 
when  he  was  three.  He  was  still  very 
young  when  a  London  bobby — police- 
man to  you — who  was  fond  of  practical 
joking  gave  him  such  a  fright  that  he 
was  stricken  dumb  and  remained  so 
for  more  than  a  year.  When  he  did 
regain  his  speech  it  was  with  a  terrible 
stutter.  A  teacher  became  sorry  for 
him  and  took  on  the  job  of  teaching 
him  voice  and  breath  control.  Today 
his  speech  is  perfect  unless  he  becomes 


excited.  Jack  was  in  the  war,  serving 
two  years  overseas  and  winning  the 
welterweight  wrestling  championship 
of  the  A.E.F.  .  .  .  He  broke  into  radio 
ten  years  ago  as  assistant  manager  to 
several  stars,  but  never  went  on  the  air 
until  Jane  West  wrote  Morris  Levy  into 
one  of  the  O'Neill  scripts  for  a  gag.  .  .  . 
His  pet  pastimes  are  fishing  off  the 
coast  of  Florida  and  playing  pinochle, 
at  which  he's  very  apt  to  sit  up  all 
night,  playing  for  a  cent  per  hundred 
points.  .  .  .  Tonight,  of  course,  is  the 
time  to  hear  Rudy  Vallee,  Major 
Bowes,  Kate  Smith,  Good  News  of 
1938,  the  March  of  Time,  and  Dr.  Bing 
Crosby.  .  .  .  For  their  times  and  net- 
works, take  a  peek  at  the  program 
guide  next  door  to  this  paragraph. 


Jack  Rubin  plays  the 
comedy  role  of  Mor- 
ris Levy  in  the  NBC 
serial,      The      O'Neills. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Jan.  20 


Emily  Post,  etiquette 
expert,  tells  you  how 
you  should  behave  on 
CBS    at    10:30    today. 


HERE'S  an  item  for  Ripley:  Emily 
Post,  who  is  on  the  air  today  at 
10:30  A.M.  on  CBS,  hates  the  word 
etiquette!  This  is  what  she  says  about 
it:  "I  hate  the  word  because  it  sug- 
gests a  lot  of  fussy  rules  about  trifles, 
not  worth  bothering  about!  The  truth 
is  that  real  etiquette  is  deeply  con- 
cerned with  everything  we  say,  or  do. 
or  choose:  our  appearance,  our  speech, 
our  voice,  our  manner,  our  morals  and 
our  taste.  There  is  no  happening  in 
the  daily  paper,  there  is  not  a  situation 
in  any  play  or  novel,  no  situation  in 
our  public  or  social  or  private  lives, 
that  is  not  in  the  province  of  eti- 
quette." Now  for  an  etiquette  lesson: 
When  does  a  woman  call  her  husband 
"John",      when      "Mr.      Brown",      and 


when  just  "my  husband"?  In  any 
circumstances  "my  husband"  is  right, 
whether  you're  speaking  to  a  social 
acquaintance,  a  business  associate  or  a 
stranger.  Call  your  husband  "John" 
only  when  speaking  to  someone  you 
know  socially.  If  you're  talking  to 
people  who  aren't  in  your  own  social 
group,  call  him  "Mr.  Brown."  A  man 
can  refer  to  his  wife  by  her  first  name 
if  he  is  talking  about  her  to  another 
woman — but  if  he's  talking  about  her  to 
another  man  he  should  say  "my  wife" 
instead  of  "Mary".  That's  just  a  hint 
of  the  useful  things  about  manners 
you'll  learn  when  you  listen  in  to  Mrs. 
Post's  Tuesday  and  Thursday  morning 
broadcasts.  Florida  grapefruit  grow- 
ers are  her  sponsors. 


46 


All    time    is    Eastern    Standard 
8:00  A.M. 

XBC-Red:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:15 

XBC-Blue:    William    Meeder 
XBC-ReU:  Good   Morning  Melodies 
9:00 
XBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 
XBC-Red:  Women  and   News 
9:15 

XBC-Red:    Sunshine    Express 
9:30 

CBS:   The    Road    of    Life 
9:45 

XBC-Blue:   Aunt  Jemima 
CBS:    Bachelor's   Children 
10:00 
CBS.  Pretty  Kitty  Kelly 
XBC-Blue-    Mary    Marlin 
XBC-Red:  Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 
CBS:   Myrt  and   Marce 
XBC-Red:   John's   Other   Wife 
10:30 
CBS:  Tony  Wons 

XBC-Blue-    Pepper    Young's    Family 
XBC-Red:  Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 
CBS:  The  O'Neills 
CBS:    Ma    Perkins 
XBC-Blue:    Kitchen   Cavalcade 
XBC-Red:    Woman    in    White 
II  :00 

XBC-Red:   David   Harum 
11:15 
CBS:    Carol    Kennedy's    Romance 
NBC-Red:    Backstage   Wife 
11:30 
CBS:   Big  Sister 
NBC-Blue:   Vic  and  Sade 
NBC-Red:   How  to  Be  Charming 
11:45 
CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 
MBS     Myra   Kingsley 
NBC-Blue:    Edward   MacHugh 
NBC-Red:   Hello   Peggy 
12:00  Noon 
CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 
NBC-Blue:   Time   for   Thought 
NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15 

CBS:   Edwin  C.    Hill 
12:30 
CBS:    Romance   of    Helen    Trent 
NBC-Blue:    Farm    and    Home    Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our   Gal   Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:  Betty  and  Bob 
1:15 
CBS:  Betty  Crocker 
NBC-Red:   Words   and    Music 
1:30 
CES:  Arnold   Grimm's   Daughter 
NBC-Blue:    Sue    Blake 
1:45 
CBS:   Hollywood  in   Person 
NBC-Blue:   Jack   and    Loretta 
NBC-Red:   Dan   Harding's  Wife 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 
NBC:    Music    Appreciation 
2:15 

CBS:   The   Goldbergs 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 
2:45 

JIBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 

NBC-Blue:   Radio  Guild 
NBC-Red:   Pepper   Young's   Family 
3:30 

CBS:   Jennie   Peabody 
NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
4:00 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 
NBC-Blue:   Club   Matinee 
NBC-Red:   Lorenzo   Jones 
4:30 

CBS:   The   Guiding   Light 
NBC-Red:    Mary    Marlin 
4  "45 

CBS:  Dr.  Allan  R.  Dafoe 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the   Moon 
NBC-Blue:    Neighbor    Nell 
NBC-Red:  Dick  Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:   Life   of   Mary   Sothern 
NBC-Blue:     Don     Winslow     of     The 
Navy 
5:30 
NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 

5:45 

CBS:    Hilltop    House 

NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 
NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan   Annie 

6:30 

Press-Radio  News 

6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell    Thomas 

7:00 

CBS:  Poetic  Melodies 
NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'   Andy 

7:15 

NBC-Blue:    Dr.    Karl    Reiland 
NBC-Red:   Uncle   Ezra 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

CBS:  Boake  Carter 

NBC-Blue:    Bughouse    Rhythm 
8:00 

CBS:   Hammerstein   Music   Hall 

MBS:  Arthur  Godfrey 

NBC-Blue:    Grand    Central    Station 

NBC-Red:  Cities  Service  Concert 

8:30 

CBS:    Paul    Whiteman's    Orch. 
NBC-Blue:   Death   Valley   Days 

9:00 

CBS:   Hollywood   Hotel 
NBC-Red:  Waltz  Time 

9:30 

NBC-Blue:    Tommy    Dorsey    Orch. 

NBC-Red:   True  Story  Court 
10:00 

CBS:  Song  Shop 

NBC-Red:    First   Nighter 
10:30 

UBS:   The   Lone   Ranger 

NBC-Red:  Jimmie  Fidler 
10:45 

NBC-Red:   Dorothy  Thompson 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


HIGHLIGHTS 


By  PAUL 
WHITEMAN 


You  can't  make  footprints  in  the  sands  of  time  sitting  down. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Dec.  24 


npHE  Christmas  carols  will  reach  their 
high  point  tonight,  and  here  are 
your  Almanac's  best  bets  for  tuning  in 
as  you  trim  the  Christmas  tree:  the 
Cities  Service  Concert  with  Lucille 
Manners  at  8:00  on  NBC-Red,  Waltz 
Time  with  Frank  Munn  on  the  same 
network  at  9:00,  the  Song  Shop  on 
CBS  at  10:00.  All  three  shows  are 
famous  for  their  good  music,  and 
Christmas  Eve  ought  to  give  them 
something  to  get  their  teeth  into.  .  .  . 
For  the  first  time  in  years,  Friday 
night  will  be  lacking  its  Hollywood 
Hotel  program,  because  the  sponsors 
have  decided  to  broadcast  it  tomorrow 
afternoon,  along  with  their  annual  radio 
versions  of  Dickens'  "A  Christmas 
Carol",  starring  Lionel  Barrymore.  .  .  . 


But  CBS  should  have  dreamed  up 
something  pretty  swell  to  take  its  place 
between  9:00  and  10:00,  just  for  this 
one  night.  .  .  .  President  Roosevelt  ob- 
serves the  annual  custom  of  lighting  the 
Christmas  trees  on  the  White  House 
lawn  this  afternoon  at  5:00  o'clock, 
E.S.T.,  and  the  ceremonies  go  on  the 
air  over  NBC-Blue.  .  .  .  From  10:00 
to  10:30  tonight  the  MacGregor  ex- 
pedition at  the  North  Pole  is  scheduled 
to  talk  to  the  Holden  expedition  in 
British  Guiana,  South  America.  The 
talking's  to  be  done  via  the  NBC-Red 
network,  and  there's  no  reason  you 
shouldn't  listen  in.  The  two  exploring 
parties  will  send  each  other  Christmas 
wishes,  and  their  relatives  all  over 
the    world    will    send    verbal    greetings. 


**WM 


President  Roosevelt 
lights  the  Christmas 
trees  at  the  White 
House   today   at   5:00. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Dec.  31 


Paul  Whiteman's  back 
as  star  of  the  8:30 
Chesterfield  program 
on   the     CBS     network. 


A  LL  wishes  for  a  Happy  New  Year 
*■■*  from  radio  and  from  your  Radio 
Mirror  Almanac!  Doing  its  bit  to- 
ward adding  to  the  festivities,  radio  has 
lined  up  an  impressive  list  of  top-notch 
bands  to  play  the  old  year  out  as  mid- 
night creeps  across  the  country.  For 
instance,  take  a  look  at  the  Mutual 
network's  program:  11:30,  Horace 
Heidt;  11:45,  Benny  Goodman;  mid- 
night, Guy  Lombardo;  12:15,  Tommy 
Dorsey;  12:30,  George  Olsen;  12:45, 
Leo  Reisman;  1:00,  Bill  Carlson;  1:15, 
Shep  Fields;  1:30,  Dick  Jurgens;  1:45, 
Kay  Kyser;  2:00,  Anson  Weeks;  2:15, 
Sammy  Kaye;  2:30,  Dick  Stabile;  2:45, 
Freddie  Martin;  3:00,  Griff  Williams; 
3:30,  Everett  Hoagland;  3:45,  Red 
Nichols.        Somewhere       Mutual        will 


slip  in  a  band  from  Hono- 
lulu. .  .  .  Red  Nichols,  inciden- 
tally, is  opening  tonight  at  the 
brand  new  Topsy's  Restaurant  in  Los 
Angeles.  The  place  caters  to  the 
movie  trade.  .  .  .  Paul  Whiteman 
comes  back  tonight  as  a  regular  spon- 
sored feature,  taking  over  the  CBS 
Chesterfield  program  at  8:30.  Guest 
stars  will  add  every  week  to  the  at- 
tractions of  Oom  Paul's  program — and 
while  of  course  we  Friday-nighters  are 
sorry  to  lose  Alice  Faye  and  Hal  Kemp 
we're  glad  to  have  that  swell  Whiteman 
music  back  again.  .  .  .  Sentimental  note: 
tonight  is  Amos  'n'  Andy's  last  broad- 
cast for  the  sponsors  they've  had  so 
long — Pepsodent.  They  get  new  ones 
Monday. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Jan.  7 


pOME  along  with  NBC  to  Madison 
^^  Square  Garden  in  New  York  City 
and  attend  the  fights.  .  Max  Schmeling 
is  meeting  Harry  Thomas  tonight  and 
every  fight  fan  in  New  York  will  be 
there.  Every  armchair  fight  fan  in  the 
country  will  be  there  in  spirit,  too, 
thanks  to  NBC  and  its  sports  an- 
nouncers. .  .  .  Now  that  the  holidays 
are  all  over,  a  good  way  to  relax  and 
spend  a  pleasant  evening  is  to  (a)  get 
into  your  oldest  clothes,  (b)  put  on 
your  slippers,  (c)  light  your  pipe  or 
a  cigarette,  (d)  turn  on  the  radio  and 
listen  to  some  of  these  Friday  evening 
good  things:  Amos  'n'  Andy,  on  at  their 
same  old  time,  7:00  P.M.  on  NBC- 
Red,  but  with  a  new  sponsor.  .  .  .  Dr. 
Karl  Reiland,  on  NBC-Blue  at  7:15  .  .  . 


Grand  Central  Station,  a  half-hour 
drama,  complete  in  this  instalment,  of 
life  in  a  big  city,  on  NBC-Blue  at 
8:00.  .  .  .  Death  Valley  Days,  another 
complete  drama,  but  with  a  romantic 
Western  background,  on  NBC-Blue  at 
8:30.  .  .  .  Hollywood  Hotel,  back  again 
on  CBS  at  9:00  .  .  .  The  True  Story- 
Court  of  Human  Relations,  on  NBC-Red 
at  9:30  starring  A.  L.  Alexander,  for- 
mer Good  Will  Court  man.  .  .  .  Jimmie 
Fidler  and  his  stimulating  movie  gos- 
sip and  criticisms  on  NBC-Red  at  10:30. 
.  .  .  Followed  by  Dorothy  Thompson  on 
the  same  network  at  10:45.  And  don't 
forget  the  daytime  serials  either — such 
as  Carol  Kennedy's  Romance  on  CBS 
at  11:15  A.M.,  on  which  Gretchen 
Davidson  plays  the  title  role. 


Gretchen  Davidson, 
who  has  the  title 
role  in  C  BS'  Carol 
Kennedy's     Romance. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Jan.  14  and  21 


Phyllis  Stratford  on 
The  Life  of  Mary  Soth- 
ern is  played  by  dark- 
eyed  Florence  Golden. 


JANUARY  14:  By  this  time  Florence 
Golden,  who  plays  Phyllis  Stratford, 
ought  to  be  back  in  the  cast  of  The 
Life  of  Mary  Sothern,  on  CBS  at 
5:15.  .  .  .  Florence  underwent  an 
emergency  appendicitis  operation  sev- 
eral weeks  ago,  but  she  should  be 
around  again  by  now.  In  private  life, 
Florence  is  the  wife  of  Don  Becker, 
who  writes  the  scripts  for  this  excit- 
ing serial.  .  .  .  Here  are  the  people 
who  play  the  other  characters  in  the 
Mary  Sothern  story:  Jerry  Lester  is 
Danny,  Charles  Seel  is  Daddy,  Jay 
Jostyn  is  Max,  Grace  Valentine  is  Mrs. 
Sanders,  and  Charles  Webster  is  the 
cantankerous  Mr.  Sanders.  And,  of 
course,  there's  Mary  Sothern  herself. 
.    .     .    CBS    has    another    good    serial 


on  at  5:45 — Hilltop  House,  starring 
Bess  Johnson.  Did  you  know  that 
Irene  Hubbard,  who  plays  Thelma 
Gidley  in  Hilltop  House,  is  the  former 
Aunt  Maria  of  Show  Boat?  Or  that 
the  two  lovable  youngsters,  Jerry  and 
Jean  Adair,  are  played  by  Jimmie 
Donnelly  and  Janice  Gilbert? 

JANUARY  21:  There  isn't  a  lot  ol 
J  room  left  in  today's  section  of  your 
Almanac,  so  it  will  be  devoted  to 
some  of  the  things  you  ought  to  listen 
to  between  7:00  and  8:00  P.M.,  E.S.T. 
.  .  .  Poetic  Melodies  on  CBS  at  7:00, 
followed  at  7:15  by  Uncle  Ezra  and  his 
homespun  philosophy  on  NBC-Red. 
Then  there's  Boake  Carter,  on  CBS  at 
7:45. 

47 


AM    time    is    Eastern    Standard 

8:00   A.    M. 

NBC-Blue:  Southernaires 
NBC-Red:    Malcolm   Claire 

R:I5 

NBC-Blue:    D'ck   Leibert 
NBC-Red:    Good    Morning    Melodies 

0:00 

CBS:    Roy  Block 

NBC-BIik.  Bre^'a't  rilrb 

NBC-Red:  The  Wise   Man 

3:15 

NBC-Red:  Sunshine  Exprest 

9:30 
CBS:    Rich.ird    Maxwell 
&'BS:  Journal  of  Liv;ng 

9:45 

NBC-Blue:  Aunt  Jemima 
NBC-Red:    Landt    Trio 

10:00 
CBS:  Fred  Feibel 
NBC-Blue:    Breen   and   De   Rose 
NBC-Red:  Amanda  Snow 

11:15 
NBC-Blue:  Swing  Serenade 
NBC-Red     Charioteers 

10:30 
'  BS     Let's    Pretend 
NBC-Red:   Manhatters 

11:00 
CBS:  Symphony  Concert 
NBC-Red:   Florence   Hale   Forum 

11:15 

NBC-RHie:    Minute    Men 

NBC-Red:    Ford    Rush,    Silent    Slim 

M:30 
NBC-Blue    Our  Barn 
NBC-Red     Half    Past    Eleven 

l?:00  Noon 
NBC-Blue     Call   to    Youth 
NBC-Red:   Allen   Leafer's  Orch. 

i?:3f 
CBS:  George   Hall   Orch. 
NBC-Blue     F  ?rm  and   Home   Hour 
NBC-Red     Rex    Battle's    Orch. 

1:00 
NBC-Red      Don    Bestor    Orch. 

1:30 

CBS.    Buffalo   Presents 

NBC-Blue:    Club    Matinee 

NBC-Red     C::mpus  Capers 
1:55 

NBC-Blue:    Metropolitan   Opera 

2:00 

CBS:    Madison   Ensemble 
NBC-Red     Your    Host   is   Buffalo 

2:30 

NBC-Blue:    Louis    Panico's    Orch. 
NBC-Red     Golden    Melod.es 

2-45 

CBS.  Tours  in  Tone 

3:00 

NBC-Blue:  Whitney  Ensemble 

3:30 

CBS     Waltzes  of  the   Wor'ri 
NBC-Red:    Fashions    in    Music 

5*15 

CBS:   George  Olsen's  Orch. 

5:45 
CBS-   Coolidge   Quartet 
NBC-Red:  El  Chico  Revue 

6:05 

NBC-Blue:   Weber's  Orch. 
NBC-Red     El  Chico  Revue 

6:30 

NBC:    Press- Radio    News 

6:35 

NBC-Blue'  Alma  Kitchell 
NBC-Red:  Strolling  Songster 

6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Johnny    O'Brien    Orch. 
NBC-Red:    Religion   in   The    News 

7:00 

CBS:  Saturday  Swinq  Session 
NBC-Blue:  Message  of  Israel 
NBC-Red:   William   Scotti    Orch. 

7:30 

CBS:  Carborundum   Band 
NBC-Blue:     Uncle     Jim's     Question 

Bee 
NBC-Red:  Tex   O'Rourke 

7  45 

NBC-Red:    Jean   Sablon 

8:00 

NBC-Red:    Robert    Ripley 

8:30 

CBS:    Johnny    Presents 
NBC-Blue:    Linton    Wells 
NBC-Red:    Jack    Haley 

9:00 

CBS     Professor  Quiz 

NBC-Blue:    National    Barn    Dance 

NBC-Red:  Al   Roth  Orch. 

0:30 

(BS:    Your   Pet   Program 
NBC-Red:  Special    Delivery 

10:00 
CBS     Your  Hit  Parade 
NBC:  Arturo  Toscanini 

1 1 '00 
CBS     Dance    Music 
NBC:    Dance    Music 


MOTTO  OF 
THE  DAY 


By  RUSS 
MORGAN 


Honesty  is  the  brightest  coin  from  the  mint  of  character. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Dec.  25 


O IRST  of  all,  your  Almanac  has 
to  wish  everybody  a  very  merry 
Christmas,  plenty  of  presents,  and 
two  pieces  too  much  turkey  at  dinner. 
.  .  .  Now  to  your  eifts  from  radio.  .  .  . 
CBS  has  a  program  of  greetings  from 
many  foreign  countries,  all  brought  to 
you  via  short-wave.  .  .  .  NBC's  short- 
wave offerings  include  the  Vatican 
Choir,  singing  in  Rome.  ...  In  the 
afternoon,  NBC's  broadcast  of  the 
matinee  from  the  Metropolitan  Opera 
House  is  one  of  your  regular  Saturday 
features,  but  it  ought  to  be  extra  good 
just  because  it's  Christmas.  .  .  .  Also 
over  NBC  comes  the  St.  Augustine 
Choir  singing  in  Des  Moines,  Iowa. 
...  If  you  suddenly  hear  Hollywood 
Hotel  going  on  about  four  o'clock  this 


afternoon,  you  aren't  crazy.  The  Hotel 
skipped  its  regular  Friday-night  broad- 
cast last  night  in  favor  of  a  matinee 
between  4:00  and  5:00  today.  At 
5:00  Hollywood  Hotel  is  followed  by  a 
three-quarter-hour  radio  version  of 
Charles  Dickens'  great  Christmas  story, 
"A  Christmas  Carol" — starring,  of 
course,  Lionel  Barrymore.  .  .  .  For 
music-lovers,  the  biggest  treat  of  all  is 
Arturo  Toscanini's  first  broadcast  as 
director  of  the  NBC  Symphony  Orches- 
tra, on  both  NBC  networks  between 
10:00  and  11:30  tonight.  NBC  has 
been  looking  forward  to  this  night  for 
a  long  time.  .  .  .  And  while  you're 
passing  out  Christmas  greetings,  send  a 
few  cf  the  birthday  variety  to  Gladys 
Swarthout  and  Bob  Ripley. 


No  Christmas  would 
be  complete  without 
Lionel  Barrymore  play- 
ing old  miser  Scrooge. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Jan.  1 


TF    you    have    strength    enough    today 


1 


to    listen,    after    last    night,    there's 


The  description  of 
today's  Sugar  Bowl 
game  is  in  the  hands 
of     NBC's     Bill     Stern. 


plenty  for  you  to  listen  to — particularly 
football  and  classical  music.  The  Mu- 
tual network  has  the  annual  East-West 
football  game,  between  the  best  play- 
ers of  the  East  and  the  best  of  the 
West.  It  starts  at  4:00  P.M.,  E.S.T. 
.  .  .  CBS  offers  the  annual  Florida 
classic,  the  Orange  Bowl  game;  and 
NBC  has  two — count  'em — big  games. 
.  .  .  The  Sugar  Bowl  tussle  from  New 
Orleans,  Bill  Stern  announcing  it,  on 
the  Red  network  beginning  at  2:00; 
and  the  Rose  Bowl  game  from  Pasa- 
dena, California,  beginning  at  4:45  on 
the  Blue.  .  .  .  All  these  games,  of 
course,  are  the  season's  farewell  to  pig- 
skin tossing.  .   .  .  Mutual  has  whipped 


together  a  program  of  New  Year's  Day 
greetings  to  people  in  all  parts  of  the 
country,  particularly  to  people  who  are 
isolated.  Part  of  the  program  will  go 
into  the  remote  Hudson  Be.y  country, 
where  the  ice  won't  break  up  for  three 
or  four  months  yet.  .  .  .  Now  that  the 
football  and  special  events  are  over, 
your  Almanac  can  point  out  the  musi- 
cal treats.  .  .  .  The  Metropolitan  Opera 
on  NBC-Blus  from  1:55  to  4:45, 
Maestro  Toscanini's  second  concert  on 
both  NBC  networks  from  10:00  to 
11:30,  and  the  Chicago  Symphony  on 
MBS  from  9:15  to  11:00,  Dr.  Frederick 
Siock  conducting.  The  latter  conflicts 
in  time  with  most  of  the  Toscanini 
concert,  but  what  can  you  do  about 
it    except    take    your    pick? 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Jan.  8 


THE  last  two  Saturdays  have  been 
■^  so  full  of  special  events  and  such 
that  your  ALMANAC  hasn't  had  space 
to  tell  you  a  few  things  you  may  not 
have  known  about  this  man  Toscanini 
the  NBC  network  is  making  so  much 
fuss  about.  .  .  .  To  begin  with,  there 
isn't  much  doubt  in  anybody's  mind 
that  he's  the  greatest  musician  in  the 
world  today — though  he'd  probably  be 
the  first  to  break  a  baton  over  your 
head  if  you  told  him  so,  because  he's 
a  genuinely  modest  man.  If  he  de- 
cided to  direct  his  orchestra  playing 
"Roses  in  December"  or  "The  Organ 
Grinder's  Swing"  they'd  sound  like 
something  out  of  Beethoven's  studio  in- 
stead of  Tin  Pan  Alley.  ...  All  he 
does  is   stand    up   in    front   of   a   lot  of 


musicians  and  wave  his  baton  at  them, 
but  you'd  be  surprised  at  the  amount 
of  difference  it  makes  when  Toscanini 
is  doing  the  baton-waving.  .  .  .  He 
never  uses  a  score  because  he  remem- 
bers them  all  and  can't  see  well  enough 
to  read  them  while  he's  conducting  any- 
way. He  can  sit  down  and  read  a 
complicated  piece  of  music  like  you 
read  a  novel,  and  remember  about  how 
it  sounds  afterwards,  without  ever 
having  heard  it  played.  .  .  .  He  does 
get  angry  at  his  musicians  when  they 
don't  play  as  well  as  he  wants  them 
to,  and  then  he  goes  into  a  corner 
and  mumbles  bitterly  to  himself  before 
coming  back  and  trying  again.  He 
won't  let  anyone  in  to  listen  to  re- 
hearsals. 


Arturo  Toscanini  di- 
rects another  sym- 
phony concert  for  NBC 
at    10   o'clock   tonight. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Jan.  15  and  22 


Rudolph  Ganz  leads 
the  N.  Y.  Philharmonic 
Orchestra  today  in  a 
children's     concert. 


JANUARY  15:  Because  of  illnrss 
Ernest  Schelling  isn't  directing  the 
Carnegie  Hall  Saturday  morning 
Children's  concerts  this  year.  Rudolph 
Ganz,  famous  pianist  and  conductor,  is 
taking  Schelling's  place  for  today's 
concert.  .  .  .  According  to  its  custom, 
CBS  broadcasts  the  children's  concert 
at  11:00  A.M.  .  .  .  The  children  come  in 
for  a  special  program  on  NBC-Blue  at 
11:00,  too:  Our  Barn,  with  an  all- 
juvenile  cast.  .  .  .  For  more  sophisti- 
cated tastes,  there's  George  Hall's  or- 
chestra on  CBS  at  half  an  hour  after 
high  noon  ...  or  the  Farm  and  Home 
Hour  on   NBC-Blue  at  the  same  time. 


J 


anuary    22:       One    of    CBS's    most 
popular    sustaining    programs    is    on 


the  air  tonight  at  7:00 — the  Satur  '  iy 
Swing  Session,  with  the  hottest  of  jam- 
band  maestros  and  soloists  as  its  guest 
artists.  ...  At  7:30  lend  an  ear  to 
Tex  O'Rourke  and  his  boys  on  NBC- 
Red.  Tex  will  remind  you  a  good  deal 
of  Will  Rogers  or  Bob  Burns,  and  you 
may  find  yourself  wondering  why  he 
hasn't  got  a  sponsored  program  yet. 
.  .  .  Your  ALMANAC  has  been  telling 
you  all  about  the  symphony  orchestras 
on  the  air  Saturday  nights,  but  you 
don't  have  to  listen  to  them  if  you 
don't  want  to — there's  always  Bob 
Ripley  on  NBC-Red  at  8:00.  Johnny 
Presents  on  CBS  and  Jack  Haley  on 
NBC-Red  at  8:30,  Professor  Quiz  on 
CBS  .->nd  the  Nn  onal  Barn  Dance  on 
NBC-Blue  at  9:00. 


48 


RADIO     MIRROR 


Puts  into  skin  the 

substance  that  helps  to 

make  it  beautiful 

ANEW  KIND  OF  CREAM  has  been 
developed! 

A  cream  that  puts  into  women's 
skin  the  substance  that  especially 
helps  to  make  it  beautiful — the 
active  "skin-vitamin." 

For  years,  leading  doctors  have 
known  how  this  "skin-vitamin" 
heals  skin  faster  when  applied  to 
wounds  or  burns.  How  it  heals  skin 
infections.  And  also  how  skin  may 
grow  rough  and  subject  to  infections 
when  there  is  not  enough  of  this 
"skin-vitamin"  in  the  diet. 

Then  we  tested  it  in  Pond's  Creams. 
The  results  were  favorable!  In  animal 
tests,  skin  that  had  been  rough  and  dry 
because  of  "skin-vitamin"  deficiency  in 
the  diet  became  smooth  and  supple  again 
— in  only  3  weeks! 

Women    who    had    long    used    Pond 
Cold  Cream  tried  the  new  Pond's  Creai 
with   "skin -vitamin" — and   found   it 
"better  than  ever."  They  said  that 
it  gives  skin  a  bright,  clear  look;  that 
it  keeps  skin  so  much  smoother. 


"GIVES 
COLOR. 


SKIN 


BETTER 
NOW   MY 
IS    CLEARER" 


V 


sj OCin    <tSjetmOni—now  Mrs.  Ellsworth  N.  Bailey, 
daughter  of  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Morgan  Belmont 

Exposure  dries  the  "skin-vitamin"  out  of  skin.  Mrs. 
Bailey  says:  "I  am  so  glad  to  use  the  new  Pona"s  'skin- 
vitamin"  Cold  Cream.  It  keeps  my  skin  finer  and  softer, 
in  spite  of  all  my  sports." 

(left)  Mrs.  Bailey  skeet  shooting  at  her  home  in  Tuxedo 
Park,    (center)  Leaving  the  Plaza  after  luncheon. 


n¥mm 


Same  jars, same  labels,  same  price 

Now  the  new  Pond's  "skin-vitamin"  Cold 
Cream  is  on  sale  everywhere — in  the  same 
jars,  with  the  same  labels,  at  the  same 
price.  Use  it  as  before — but  see  how  much 
healthier  and  freer  of  faults  it  makes 
your  skin  look! 

This  new  cream  brings  to  your  skin  the 
vitamin  that  especially  aids  in  keeping  skin 
beautiful.  Not  the  "sunshine"  vitamin. 
Not  the  orange-juice  vitamin.  But  the 
active  "skin-vitamin." 


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Rush  special  tube  of  Pond's  "skin-vitamin"  Cold 
Cream,  enough  for  9  treatments,  with  samples  of 
2  other  Pond's  "skin-vitamin"  Creams  and  5 
different  shades  of  Pond's  Face  Powder.  I  enclose 
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Copyright,  1937.  Pond's  Extract  Company 


49 


BEHIND  all  the  hit  tunes  your  favorite  band  is 
playing,  there's  an  unknown  salesman.  Before 
you  begin  humming  a  melody  that  has  reached 
top  ranking  in  Your  Hit  Parade,  a  super-charged, 
streamlined  song  merchant  has  huffed  and  puffed  to 
put  the  tune  over. 

They  call  themselves  musical  agents  or  contact  men. 
Others  call  them  song  pluggers.  By  any  name,  they're 
the  unsung  heroes  of  the  dance  band  world.  They 
speak  their  own  language,  work  when  you're  asleep, 
maintain  their  own  benevolent  association,  and  make 
as  much  as  $1000  a  week,  if  they're  as  successful  as 
Rocco  Vocco,  Lew  Diamond  or  Elmer 
White. 

I  talked  to  George  Hall,  veteran 
bandsman  of  CBS,  about  them.  He's 
a  good  man  to  see,  because  he  inter- 
views about  forty  song  pluggers 
every  week. 

A  contact  man's  primary  job  is  to 
show  orchestra  leaders  his  portfolio 
of  tunes  and  urge  that  they  be  played 
on  the  air.  Because  Hall's  orchestra 
is  a  standard  one,  he's  important  to 
the  song  pluggers,  and  they  show 
him  ninety  per  cent  of  their  wares 
in  proof  form.  If  he  says  the  tune  is 
a  good  one  and  the  stock  orchestra- 
tion is  up  to  standard,  the  proof  is 
okayed  and  printed.  If  he  says  he 
doesn't  like  a  tune,  publishers  have 
learned  to  take  his  word  that  they've 
probably  got  a  lemon. 

The  toughest  part  of  a  contact 
man's  job  is  the  hours  he  must  put 
in.  He  must  work  when  the  orches- 
tra leaders  are  relaxing,  which  is 
usually  after  midnight.  He  does  most 
of  his  business  in  the  Broadway  tav- 
erns where  leaders  go  for  their  early 
morning  coffee  and  cake. 

Meeting  the  leaders  in  those  res- 
taurants eats  into  the  contact  man's 
expense  account.  Another  costly 
item  is  wearing  apparel.  He  has  to 
dress  smartly  so  he  can  meet  the 
music-men  in  swank  supper  clubs 
when  necessary. 


Your  contact  man  resents  being  called  a  plugger.  He 
says  the  term  is  dated.  Before  radio  and  talkies  a  con- 
tact nan  usually  received  about  $25  a  week  and  started 
his  day  singing  songs  and  selling  sheet  music  in  the 
five  and  dime  stores.  Then  he'd  race  to  the  local  movie 
house  and  sing  songs  with  illustrated  slides  as  back- 
ground, between  movies.  After  that  chore  he  wound 
up  in  a  smoke-filled  cabaret  singing  his  lungs  out  as 
guest  vocalist  with  the  permanent  orchestra. 

Since  the  advent  of  radio,  those  days  are  gone — the 
contact  men  hope — forever.  The  revenue  from  songs 
today  comes  from  the  big       (Continued  on  page  63) 


For  singing  as  refreshing 
as  her  sponsor's  product, 
and  blues  notes  that  will 
haunt  you,  tune  in  Alice 
Cornett  Friday  nights,  on 
CBS,  on  Coca  Cola  show. 


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RADIO    MIRROR 


The   $2,000,000.00 
Temptation 

(Continued  from  page  27) 

broadcast  not  too  many  months  ago, 
before  I  say  anything  at  all  about 
the  $2,000,000  that  fell  into  Oscar's 
lap,  perhaps  I  had  better  explain  how 
it  came  about  that  Oscar  contacted 
that  perfect  quart. 

To  do  that,  we  will  have  to  jump 
out  to  Texas  where  Oscar  was  a  cow- 
boy artist  living  near  El  Paso.  His 
teachers  told  him  he  had  real  talent. 
They  also  said  he  had  progressed  to 
the  point  where  they  couldn't  teach 
him  any  more.  They  suggested  he 
go  to  Europe  and  finish  his  studies. 

Oscar  felt  mighty  good  about  what 
they  said.  And  the  very  thought  of 
going  to  Europe  started  him  dream- 
ing dreams.  He  woke  up  when  his 
painting  hand  fondled  a  bankroll  that 
was  only  one-third  the  size  of  the 
fare  across  the  pond.  And  that's  the 
way  things  stood  when  Oscar  met 
Baron  Friedrich  Karl  Koenig  von 
Warthausen. 

THE  German  was  trying  to  fly 
'  around  the  world  in  a  small  plane 
with  a  20-horse  power  motor.  He 
cracked  up  not  far  from  Oscar's  home 
and  was  seriously  injured.  One  of  the 
first  persons  arriving  at  the  scene  of 
the  accident  was  Oscar  Strobel.  He 
went  to  the  hospital  with  the  foreign 
pilot,  called  on  him  several  times 
while  the  cuts  and  broken  bones  were 
healing.  And  when  the  time  came  for 
the  German  to  leave  the  hospital  and 
go  on  his  way,  he  handed  Oscar  an 
envelope.  It  contained  a  scholarship 
in  a  fine  art  school  in  Germany. 

It  was  agreed  that  the  two  should 
meet  in  New  York  and,  somehow, 
they  were  going  to  dig  up  the  dough 
that  would  take  care  of  Oscar's  fare 
to  the  art  school,  and  keep  him  alive 
until  he  got  there.  So  Oscar  was  not 
worrying  very  much  that  day  in  mid- 
October  when  he  boarded  a  train  with 
a  ticket  for  New  York  and  only  two 
sawbucks  in  his  kick. 

But  the  old  confidence  began  to 
ooze  east  of  the  Mississippi  River. 
More  passengers  began  looking  at  his 
new  high-heeled  boots  and  his  new 
ten-gallon  hat.  They  stared.  They 
whispered.  Oscar  was  mighty  em- 
barrassed. So  you  can  understand 
why  he  was  a  little  wild  when  the 
train  crawled  to  a  stop  in  Grand 
Central  Station. 

First  one  out  of  his  car,  he  pointed 
cut  his  bags  to  a  red  cap  and  made 
a  bee  line  for  a  taxi  stand.  Oscar's 
baggage  went  in  front  beside  the 
driver  and  a  few  minutes  later  he 
was  registering  at  the  Governor  Clin- 
ton Hotel.  Th-  lobby  was  full  of 
eyes — eyes     all     looking     at     Oscar. 

It  was,  I  want  to  tell  you,  a  mighty 
red-faced,  badly  pestered  cowboy 
who  sighed  with  relief  when  he  got 
within   the   four   walls    of   his    room. 

His  first  job  now  was  to  get  his 
trunk.    He  was  about  to  call  the  por- 


His  wtotvve/t*.  ura&LfcS  Ux4  me  lueat/veiTca^t. 
oJIaA  XiU*x\  $Vi  $c€f  ica&  £o  flaqfl  \t&^T 
ap  ou  untXv  tkru\  kcrvi&! 


twcrtm! 


BANISH  "TATTLE-TALE   GRAY" 
WITH   FELS-NAPTHA   SOAP! 


P.  S.  You'll  like  the 
new  Fels-Naptha 
Soap  Chips,  too! 


51 


RADIO     MIKKOR 


LIGHT-PROOF  FACE  POWDER! 


THIS  is  what  happens  when  your 
make-up  reflects  every  ray  of  light. 


SEE  the  difference  with  light-proof 
powder  that  modifies  the  light  rays. 


Luxor  powder  is  light-proof.  If  you  use  it, 

your  face  won't  shine.  We  will  send  you  a 

box  FREE  to  prove  it. 


•  At  parties,  do  you  instinctively  avoid 
certain  lights  that  you  can  just  feel  are 
playing  havoc  with  your  complexion? 
All  that  trouble  with  fickle  make-up 
will  be  overcome  when  you  finish  with 
powder  whose  particles  do  not  glisten 
in  every  strong  light. 

Many  women  think  they  have  a  shiny 
skin,  when  the  shine  is  due  entirely  to 
their  powder! 

With  a  finished  touch  of  light-proof 
powder,  your  complexion  will  not  con- 
stantly be  light-struck.  In  any  light. 
Day  or  night.  Nor  will  you  have  all 
that  worry  over  shine  when  you  use 
this  kind  of  powder. 

Seeing  is  believing 

You  have  doubtless  bought  a  good 
many  boxes  of  powder  on  claims  and 
promises,  only  to  find  that  you  wasted 
the  money.  You  don't  run  this  risk  with 
Luxor.  We  will  give  you  a  box  to  try.  Or 
you  can  buy  a  box  anywhere  without 
waiting,  and  have  your  money  back  if  it 
doesn't  pass  every  test  you  can  give  it. 
i  Test  it  in  all  lights,  day  and  night  — 
under  all  conditions.  See  for  yourself 
how  much  it  improves  your  appearance 
—  in  any  light.  See  the  lovely  softness 


and  absence  of  shine  when  you  use 
light-proof  powder.  See  how  such  pow- 
der subdues  those  highlights  of  cheek- 
bones and  chin,  and  nose. 

How  fo  get  light-proof  powder 

Luxor  light-proof  face  powder  is  being 
distributed  rapidly  and  most  stores  have 
received  a  reasonable  supply.  Just  ask 
for  Luxor  light-proof  powder,  in  your 
shade.  A  large  box  is  55c  at  drug  and 
department  stores;  or  10c  sizes  at  the 
five-and-ten  stores. 

Or  if  you  prefer  to  try  it  out  before 
you  buy  it,  then  clip  out  and  mail  the 
coupon  below.  Don't  postpone  your  test 
of  this  amazing  improvement  in  face 
powder;  sooner  or  later  you  will  be 
using  nothing  else. 


LUXOR,  Ltd.,  Chicago 
Please  send  me  a  complimentary 
box  of  the  new  Luxor  LIGHT- 
PROOF  face  powder   free  and 
prepaid. 

□  Rachel       D  Rose  Rachel 
D  Rachel  No.  2  mac-2-38 


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ter  about  it  when  he  noticed  an  extra 
grip  among  the  baggage  on  the  floor. 
It  was  a  small  but  expensive  piece. 
And  painted  on  the  side  was  L.  J. 
Harmon — Indianapolis. 

Oscar,  of  course,  figured  right  off 
that  the  bell  boy  had  picked  it  up  in 
the  lobby  by  mistake.  So  he  reached 
for  the  telephone  and  asked  for  Mr. 
Harmon.  This  gentleman,  it  seems, 
was  not,  after  all.  a  guest  of  the 
hotel. 

It  will  be  hard,  boys  and  girls,  for 
you  to  believe  later  that  the  bag 
was  not  locked,  but  it  wasn't.  All 
Oscar  had  to  do  was  loosen  two  straps 
and  press  a  clasp.  And  there,  peeping 
shyly  at  him  out  of  a  bed  of  linen  was 
that  fresh,  clean  bottle  wearing  a 
green  Internal  Revenue  stamp  for  a 
necktie. 

Oscar's  "Welcome  stranger"  was  a 
prayer  of  thankfulness.  And  he 
wasted  no  time  in  doing  the  honors. 

Oscar  relaxed  his  length  in  that 
over-stuffed  chair  with  the  pleasant 
thought  the  Strobel  luck  was  still  rid- 
ing high.  The  bag,  minus  the  quart, 
he  would  send  on  to  the  Indianapolis 
police  who  could  turn  it  over  to  its 
owner.  But  two  or  three  bourbons 
later  came  the  idea  the  owner's  ad- 
dress might  be  in  the  case  some- 
where. Under  some  clothing  he  came 
upon  a  big,  heavy,  thick  red  envelope. 
The  first  thing  he  pulled  out  of  the 
envelope  was  a  stock  certificate. 

I T  was  for  sixteen  hundred  shares 
1   of  National  City  Bank! 

There  were  also  a  few  hundred 
shares  of  Guaranty  Trust  Company 
and  some  insurance  stock. 

All  the  certificates  were  properly 
endorsed  and  ready  for  sale. 

Now,  being  an  artist,  Oscar  Stro- 
bel had  not  the  vaguest  idea  of  the 
value  of  those  securities.  But  there 
was  no  trick  in  finding  out.  He  called 
a  stock  exchange  house  and  was  given 
quotations  on  the  issues  that  had 
fallen  in  his  lap. 

National  City  Bank,  for  instance, 
was  selling  at  $560  a  share! 

Oscar  had  another  bourbon  on  the 
strength  of  that  information.  And 
then  he  settled  down  with  pencil  and 
paper  to  figure  out  how  much  the 
stuff  was#  worth. 

The  total  came  to  more  than  $2,- 
000,000! 

There  came  to  him  gradually  a 
conviction  there  was  something 
screwy  about  the  whole  thing.  Per- 
haps the  securities  had  been  stolen, 
then  planted  on  him.  (That  idea  made 
him  sweat.)  Or  perhaps  some  clerk 
had  lost  them  and  would  be  driven 
by  despair  to  kill  himself. 

It  wasn't  just  the  bourbon  that  was 
working  on  Oscar's  brain.  He  was, 
you  must  admit,  in  a  very  peculiar 
spot.  And  for  all  he  knew  that  spot 
might  be  plenty  hot. 

Oscar  decided  to  go  to  the  Na- 
tional City  Bank.  Officials  there,  he 
thought,  should  be  able  to  locate  the 
owner   of  that   $2,000,000. 

At  the  imposing  offices  of  the  big 
bank.  Oscar  told  a  uniformed  guard 
he  wanted  to  see  the  president.  Well 


RADIO     MIRROR 


sir,  he  had  asked  the  right  man.  One 
whose  job  it  is  to  keep  people  from 
seeing  the  president. 

The  next  person  Oscar  saw  was  a 
young  man  at  a  desk  just  inside  a  low 
railing.  He  wasn't  the  president  and 
he  wasn't  so  very  sympathetic.  (Per- 
haps he  caught  a  whiff  of  that  bour- 
bon breath).  But  Oscar  was  so  in- 
sistent the  young  man  introduced  him 
to  some  one  a  little  higher  in  author- 
ity, but  still  miles  away  from  the 
president.  "It's  a  personal  matter," 
Oscar  told  him.  Oscar  says  he  could 
almost  see  a  thin  sheet  of  ice  form 
between  them.  Oscar's  name  and  ad- 
dress went  down  on  a  scratch  pad.  It 
was  followed  by  word  that  if  the 
president  wanted  to  see  Oscar  he 
would  telephone  him. 

At  that.  Oscar  loosened  the  reins 
and  let  'er  buck. 

He  was  going  to  Europe.     He  had 
found  a  bag   containing   two   million' 
dollars  worth  of  securities. 

Well.  sir.  vou  should  see  that  ice 
melt! 

C  QUADS  of  vice  presidents  assem- 
*^  bled  around  him  on  the  double. 
They  tried  to  beam  upon  him.  They 
shook  his  hand.  They  patted  him  on 
the  back.  And  in  two  minutes  he 
was  in  the  president's  office. 

President  Gordon  Rentschler  told 
Oscar  the  man  who  lost  the  securities 
had  been  a  classmate  at  Princeton.  He 
had  already  reported  the  loss. 

Back  at  the  hotel,  Oscar  was 
greeted  by  fourteen  reporters  and 
photographers.  And  it  was  Mr.  Har- 
mon's turn  to  be  burned  up  when  he 
read  the  stories  in  the  morning 
papers.  Over  the  phone,  he  gave 
Oscar  particular  hell  for  the  publicity. 
Oscar  explained  the  hotel  was  respon- 
sible for  that.  Then  Harmon  said  the 
stories  had  caused  him  to  change  his 
mind  about  giving  Oscar  a  reward  of 
$1,000. 

For  two  days  Oscar  nursed  a 
grouch  and  the  bonded  bourbon.  The 
roll  was  rapidly  diminishing.  The 
trip  to  Europe  had  become  a  mirage. 

But  the  Strobel  luck  was  holding. 
A  muggy  morning  brought  a  tele- 
phone call  from  the  office  of  the 
North  German  Lloyd  Steamship 
Company.  Mr.  Harmon  had,  it  seems, 
bought  him  a  ticket  to  Europe. 

Believe  me,  boys  and  girls,  there 
are  not  many  men  who  have  had  a 
temptation  like  the  one  that  nestled 
in  this  cowboy's  lap.  But  Oscar  Stro- 
bel was  an  honest  man,  and  today  he 
has  his  reward.  He  studied  hard  for 
eight  months  in  Germany  and  today 
he  is  a  successful  artist.  I  have  seen 
his  paintings  on  the  covers  of  some 
of  America's  largest  magazines.  And 
he  is  still  painting,  now  at  his  stu- 
dio at  Scottsdale.  Arizona. 

How  did  that  bag  with  §2,000,000 
in  securities  get  into  Oscar's  hands? 

Well,  sir,  they  figure  the  red  cap 
must  have  picked  it  up  on  the  plat- 
form at  Grand  Central.  And  Oscar, 
in  his  hurry  to  get  where  people 
couldn't  stare  at  him,  never  noticed 
it  until  it  was  in  his  room. 


(  GEE,  MOM,  YOU'RE 
>  GETTING  TO  BE  AN 
(^AWFUL  GOOD  COOK! 


i\    /[ 


MOTHER  MAKES  GOOD 

WITH  SEVEREST  CRITIC 


WELL,  mother,  you  deserve  his 
praise.  You  picked  Franco- 
American  because  children  and  grown- 
ups too,  love  its  delicious  flavor.  That 
zestful  tomato  puree  sauce,  smoothly 
blended  with  golden  mellow  cheddar 
cheese,  makes  a  dish  entirely  different 
from  ordinary  ready-cooked  spaghetti. 
Families  that  have  once  tasted  Franco- 
American  are  never  satisfied  with  any- 
thing else.  And  no  wonder! 

Franco -American  Spaghetti  is  just 
packed  with  nourishment.  It  saves  you 
hours  of  work,  too — because  it  is  all 
ready  to  heat  and  eat.  And  at  its  usual 
price  of  ten  cents  a  can  it  costs  less 
than  3^a  portion.  No  wonder  women 


buy  more  Franco- American  every  day. 

Here's  a  delicious  healthful  luncheon 
your  children  will  love.  It's  quick,  easy, 
and  economical: 

POACHED  EGGS  IN  SPAGHETTI  NESTS 

Dice  and  parboil  one  green  pepper. 
Mix  with  2  cans  Franco-American  Spa- 
ghetti and  heat  in  saucepan.  Poach  four 
eggs.  On  each  hot  luncheon  plate  make 
a  nest  with  a  quarter  of  the  spaghetti. 
Place  egg  in  center,  sprinkle  with  salt 
and  pepper  and  garnish  with  parsley. 
Serves  4  —  costs  380.  Good  for  Sunday 
night  supper,  too.  Serve  with  mixed 
fresh  vegetable  salad;  fresh  berries  or 
preserved  fruit  and  cookies  for  dessert. 
But  be  sure  it's 


Franco-American  spaghetti 

The  kind  with  the  extra  good  sauce — Made  by  the  Makers  of  Campbell's  Soups 


MAY  I  SEND  YOU  OUR  FREE 
RECIPE  BOOK?   SEND  THE 
COUPON)   PLEASE 


The  Franco-American  Food  Company,  Dept.  42 

Camden,  New  Jersey 

Please  send  me  your  free  recipe  book: 

"30  Tempting  Spaghetti  Meals." 

Name  (print1* 

Address — . _ 

City State 


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RADIO    MIRROR 


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2nd  STEP 

Applying  takes  a  minute. 


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3rd  STEP 

Resting  for  20  minutes. 


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4th  STEP 

Rinsing  off  completely. 


IhiS  beauty-wise  girl  knows 
that  popularity  goes  hand-in-hand  with  a  clear, 
lovely,  glowing  complexion. 

She  protects  and  beautifies  her  skin  with  the  new 
Linit  Magic  Milk  Mask.  It  costs  her  almost  nothing, 
yet  keeps  her  face  looking  soft  and  smooth — lively 
and  vibrant.  It's  ever  so  easy  to  enjoy  this  marvelous 
new  home  beauty  treatment.  While  simple  to  apply, 
it's  almost  magical  in  results! 

*  Simply  mix  three  tablespoons  of  Linit  (the  same  Linit 
that  is  so  well  known  as  a  Beauty  Bath)  and  one  tea- 
spoon of  cold  cream  with  enough  milk  to  make  a  nice,  firm 
consistency.  Apply  it  generously  to  the  cleansed  face  and 
neck.  Relax  during  the  twenty  minutes  it  takes  to  set,  then 
rinse  off  with  clear,  tepid  water. 

HOW  FIRM — how  clean  your  skin  will  feel!  The  gentle 
stimulation  the  mask  gives  your  skin  induces  the  facial 
circulation  to  throw  off  sluggish  waste  matter  and  heightens 
natural  bloom.  This  is  an 
excellent  "guide"  to  proper 
make-up,  as  the  bloom  in- 
dicates where  your  rouge 
should  be  applied.  The  Linit 
Mask  also  eliminates"shine" 
and  keeps  your  make-up 
looking  fresh  for  hours.  Your  grocer  sells  Linit 


Shadows  in  the  Stars 

{Continued  from  page  18) 

heartbreak,  divorce  and  failure 
could  be  averted  if  only  the  astrologi- 
cal "DANGER— CURVES  AHEAD" 
signs  were  watched. 

It  is  with  that  thought  in  mind 
that  I  have  delved  into  the  horoscopes 
of  Alice  Faye,  Phil  Baker,  Jack 
Benny,  Lanny  Ross,  W.  C.  Fields, 
Martha  Raye,  Fred  Allen,  Kate  Smith, 
and  Rudy  Vallee. 

Buxom,  lovable  Kate  Smith  was 
born  under  the  sign  of  Taurus.  Tau- 
rus rules  the  throat  and  many  great 
singers  were  born  under  this  sign. 

1938  is  not  Kate's  lucky  year.  She 
should  not  marry  and  if  she  does,  it 
will  not  be  a  wise  move.  Her  horo- 
scope reveals  what  we  astrologers  call 
"an  accidental  vibration."  This  will 
not  take  the  form  of  an  airplane  or 
auto  accident  but  rather,  the  sudden, 
agonizing  and  humiliating  realization 
that  some  lifelong  friend  has  been 
deceitful  to  her.  The  bottom  will  fall 
out  of  Kate's  dreams. 


VA/ERE  you  born  on  St.  Valentine's 
™  "  Day?  If  so,  you  are  the  type  of 
person  who  will  always  do  something 
different.  Bland  Jack  Benny  was  born 
on  this  romantic  day,  which  falls  un- 
der the  sign  of  Aquarius,  and  he  has 
a  thousand  imitators  dogging  his  foot- 
steps. 

The  Jello-again  jester  just  can't 
miss  in  1938.  Everything  that  has 
gone  before  him  will  be  dwarfed  in 
comparison.  He  will  make  more 
money  than  ever  before.  His  health 
will  be  excellent.  People  born  under 
this  sign  are  usually  as  strong  as  oxen. 

The  one  surprise  in  1938  for  Jack 
will  be  some  coveted  honor  that  he 
has  been  seeking  since  childhood.  He's 
going  to  be  prouder  of  this  token  than 
seeing  his  name  shine  in  lights  over 
Broadway. 

Of  all  the  horoscopes  I  have  read  of 
radio's  great,  Jack  Benny's  is  among 
the  most  glowing  for  1938.  Only  one 
ominous  sign  clouds  the  horizon.  It 
points  toward  Jack's  private  life. 
That  his  married  life  with  Mary  Liv- 
ingstone is  threatened,  is  unthinkable. 
Yet  it  will  be  best  for  the  Bennys  to 
grip  each  other's  hands  a  little  tighter 
in  1938  as  they  march  together  up  the 
steps  to  fame  and  fortune. 

Lawyers,  liens,  writs,  and  wrangles 
blacken  the  New  Year's  advent  for 
cavern-mouthed  Martha  Raye.  The 
legal  trouble  may  concern  her  domes- 
tic differences  with  Buddy  Westmore 
or  her  work  on  the  Hollywood  lots. 

Born  under  the  sign  of  Virgo,  Mar- 
tha has  a  wild  and  woolly  tempera- 
ment that  can  get  out  of  hand  unless 
she  is  very  careful.  Friends  are  apt 
to  pin  the  blame  for  Martha's  frequent 
flare-ups  on  an  unleashed  tempera- 
ment. But  they  must  remember  that 
girl's  flight  to  the  top  rung  of  the 
ladder  had  the  speed  of  the  China 
Clipper.  It  happened  all  too  fast  for 
the  bright-eyed  hi-de-ho  singer.  She 
held  it  in  when  Broadway  bookers 
laughed  in   her  face.    She   controlled 


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her  temper  when  night  club  impre- 
sarios tossed  her  out  of  a  dozen  New 
York  hot  spots. 

When  she  finally  made  good,  all  at 
once  she  let  loose  her  pent-up  emo- 
tions. 

But  if  Martha  wants  to  make  1938 
her  lucky  year  she  should  check  that 
temperament  at  the  door. 

Because  Fred  Allen  was  born  un- 
der the  sign  of  Gemini  he  would  have 
been  an  amazing  success  as  a  carpen- 
ter, coroner  or  cameraman.  He  was 
born  under  a  dazzling  planetary  com- 
bination and  just  couldn't  miss. 

Though  the  poker-faced  comic's  di- 
gestive processes  are  bad,  1938  will 
find  him  in  good  health.  Fred  should 
stop  being  a  hypochondriac  and  he 
would  feel  a  whole  lot  better. 

Any  plans  Fred  is  secretly  nursing 
- — whether  he  finally  decides  to  shelve 
a  radio  career  for  grimaces  before  the 
camera — should  be  accomplished  in 
1938  if  the  former  juggler  wants  them 
to  turn  out  lucratively. 

TAURUS— the  sign  that  rules  the 
'  throat — also  guides  the  destinies  of 
Alice  Faye.  She  has  tremendous,  dy- 
namic energy  and  a  courage  found 
only  in  champions.  It  is  fortunate 
that  she  has  these  qualities.  Without 
them  she  may  not  be  able  to  conquer 
the  obstacles  that  confront  her  mar- 
riage to  Tony  Martin.  Plucked  out 
of  a  Broadway  chorus  by  Rudy  Vallee, 
she  became  the  crooner's  outstanding 
vocalist.  Taken  to  Hollywood  for  a 
small  role,  she  turned  into  a  glam- 
orous star.  Alice's  blonde  head,  be- 
sides being  decorated  with  the  pret- 
tiest curls,  this  side  of  Antoine  of 
Paris,  also  includes  a  keen  business 
sense.  The  crafty  managers  and 
good-time  Charlies  haven't  fooled  her 
one  bit.  Malicious  gossip  she  tosses 
off  with  a  turn  of  her  proud  head. 

Whether  editors  in  1938  have  their 
linotypes  hum  out,  in  big  black  let- 
ters, a  separation  between  Alice  and 
her  dark-haired  husband,  is  up  to 
the  former   chorine. 

Alice  will  have  to  muster  all  her 
courage  and  strength  of  character  to 
make  1938  a  happy  year  all  the  way 
around. 

Hot-tempered,  pugnacious,  imbued 
with  a  burning  desire  to  succeed, 
mysteriously  attractive  to  all  women 
— these  are  the  general  characteristics 
of  people  born  under  the  sign  of  Leo. 
And  Rudy  Vallee  is  no  exception. 

Success  is  apt  to  make  Rudy's  head 
swim.  His  belief  that  he  can  do  al- 
most anything  and  do  it  well,  is  his 
worst  handicap.  Rudy  should  keep 
within  his  limitations.  They  are  se- 
curity for  him  in  1938,  although  he 
may  not  realize  it. 

Deep  under  the  veneer  which  cov- 
ers the  real  Rudy,  there  is  an  affec- 
tionate understanding  of  people — par- 
ticularly women.  Unfortunately  he 
attracts  too  many  of  them;  too  many 
who  use  him  as  a  pedestal  to  further 
their  own  gains.  They  take  plenty 
from  Rudy  but  have  a  habit  of  never 
repaying  him. 

In  1938  Rudy  will  continue  his  tire- 
less search  for  a  woman  who  will  un- 


NOW   ONLY 

at  drug,  department,  ten-cent  stores 


TO    KEEP    FRAGRANTLY    DAINTY— BATHE    WITH     PERFUMED 

CASHMERE  BOUQUET  SOAP 


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RADIO    MIRROR 


How  to  win  against 

SKIN  TROUBLE 

IF  YOU  HAVE  ANY  OF  THESE 
COMPLAINTS,  DON'T  DELAY, 
BUT  START  NOW  TO  FIGHT 
THEM  WITH  A  PENETRATING 
FACE  CREAM       


BLACKHEADS? 

YES NO 

These  hateful  little  specks  hide  in  the  cor- 
ners of  your  nose  and  chin,  and  don't  show 
their  faces  until  they  have  deep  roots.  Even 
one  blackhead  may  prove  your  present  cleans- 
ing method  fails  in  these  corners.  To  see 
how  quickly  blackheads  yield  to  a  penetrat- 
ing cream,  send  the  coupon  below  to  Lady 
Esther,  today. 

DRY  SKIN? 

YES NO 

Move  the  muscles  of  your  face.  Does  the 
skin  seem  tight?  Can  you  see  any  little  scales 
on  the  surface  of  your  skin?  These  are  symp- 
toms of  DRY  skin.  A  dry  skin  is  brittle;  it 
creases  into  lines  quickly.  If  your  skin  is 
dry  now,  then  let  me  show  you  how  quickly 
you  can  help  it. 

COARSE  PORES? 

YES NO 

Your  pores  should  be  invisible  to  the  naked 
eye.  When  they  begin  to  show  up  like  little 
holes  in  a  pincushion,  it  is  proof  that  they 
are  clogged  with  waxy  waste  matter.  When 
your  skin  is  cleansed  with  a  penetrating 
cream,  you  will  rejoice  to  see  the  texture  of 
your  skin  become  finer,  soft  and  smooth. 


OILY  SKIN? 

YES NO 

Does  your  skin  always  seem  a  little  greasy? 
Does  it  look  moist?  If  this  is  your  trouble, 
then  be  careful  not  to  apply  heavy,  greasy, 
sticky  mixtures.  Send  the  coupon  below  to 
Lady  Esther  and  find  how  quickly  an  oily 
skin  responds  to  a  penetrating  cream. 

TINY  LINES? 

YES NO 

Can  you  see  the  faint  lines  at  the  corners  of 
your  eyes  or  mouth?  If  your  skin  is  dry,  then 
these  little  lines  begin  to  take  deep  roots. 
Before  you  know  it  they  have  become  deep 
wrinkles.  The  coupon  below  brings  you  my 
directions  for  smoothing  out  these  little  lines 
before  they  grow  into  wrinkles. 

DINGY  COLOR? 

YES NO 

If  your  general  health  is  good,  then  your 
skin  should  have  a  clear,  healthy  color.  Very 
often  the  dingy,  foggy  tone  is  caused  by 
clogged  pores.  If  you  want  to  see  an  amazing 
difference— a  clearer,  lighter,  fresher  looking 
skin,  then  let  me  send  you,  FREE,  a  tube  of 
my  penetrating  cream. 


I~' 


Have  you  a  Lucky  Penny? 

Here's  how  a  penny  postcard  will  bring  you  luck.  It  will  bring  you 
FREE  and  postpaid  a  generous  tube  of  Lady  Esther  Four  Purpose 
Face  Cream,  and  all  ten  shades  of  Lady  Esther  Face  Powder. 

(You  can  paste  this  on  a  penny  postcard) 

Lady  Esther,  7134  West  65th  Street,  Chicago,  111. 

Dear  Madam:  I  would  like  your  directions  for  (check) 

Blackheads Dry  Skin Oily  Skin 

Coarse  Pores Tiny  Lines Poor  Color 

Please  send  me  a  tube  of  Lady  Esther  Four  Purpose  Face  Cream,  and  ten  shades 
of  Lady  Esther  Face  Powder,  FREE  and  postpaid. 

Name Address — — 


"I 


City- 


State- 


L. 


(If  you  live  in  Canada,  write  Lady  Esther,  Toronto,    Ont.) 


(39) 


derstand  him,  disregard  his  harmless 
if  frequent  outbursts  of  temper,  and 
possess  that  priceless  quality — loyalty. 
Rudy  Vallee  is  looking  for  a  woman 
like  his  mother.  But  his  horoscope 
finds  no  dream  girl  for  Rudy  in  1938. 
Instead,  he  will  have  bad  luck  in  his 
dealings  with  professional  women.  He 
must  be  very  careful  not  to  lose  his 
head.  He's  burned  his  fingers  be- 
fore.    He's  liable  to  do  it  again. 

Charlie  McCarthy  should  be  inter- 
ested in  the  next  horoscope.  It's  W. 
C.  Fields'.  Born  under  the  sign  of 
Virgo,  Bill  Fields  was  bound  to  suc- 
ceed as  a  comedian. 

Fields  has  an  utter  disregard  for 
law,  order,  and  conservation  of  en- 
ergy. He  seldom  takes  the  advice  of 
his  physicians.  This  laxity  may  re- 
sult in  some  dark  spots  on  his  chart 
for  1938.  The  illness  that  has  followed 
him  wherever  he  went  will  not  leave 
him  alone  in  1938. 

If  the  comedian  is  still  working  in 
1939  he  will  make  a  large  sum  of 
money.  1938  will  be  the  climactic 
year.  If  Bill  Fields  gets  through  the 
next  365  days  successfully,  the  rest  is 
easy. 

A  NOTHER  one  under  the  influence 
/~^  of  Virgo  is  Phil  Baker.  But  1938 
to  Phil  is  what  I  call  a  "stand-off" 
year,  professionally  and  financially. 
Phil  should  expect  some  disappoint- 
ing news  in  the  next  few  months  and 
should  steel  himself  accordingly.  Some 
of  the  plans  he  has  been  quietly 
grooming  will  not  pan  out. 

Capricorn  is  the  sign  that  Lanny 
Ross  was  born  under.  People  born 
under  this  sign  usually  have  to  wait 
a  long  time  to  realize  their  lifelong 
ambitions.  In  the  case  of  Lanny  Ross, 
1941  will  be  his  big  year. 

Then  the  Yale  graduate  will  get  the 
one  big  thing  he  has  been  waiting  for. 
Perhaps  an  offer  from  the  Metropoli- 
tan Opera,  or  better  still,  a  male  heir. 

1938  will  find  Lanny  doing  a  lot  of 
things  he  hates  to  do.  Singing  ballads 
when  he  wants  to  sing  grand  opera. 
Laughing  when  he  wants  to  cry;  cry- 
ing when  he  wants  to  laugh;  hungry 
for  friends  when  alone;  and  praying 
for  isolation  when  surrounded  by 
well-wishers. 

Radio,  itself,  is  ruled  by  two  sets 
of  stars — Big,  live  ones  and  twinkling, 
cosmic  ones.  When  I  cast  the  horo- 
scope of  America's  favorite  pastime,  I 
find  that  television,  while  not  far  off, 
will  not  sprout  commercial  wings  in 
1938.  It  will  be  a  great  year  for  very 
young  talent.  The  Bobby  Breens  and 
Deanna  Durbins  will  strike  it  rich  and 
a  lot  of  pink-cheeked  youngsters  you 
and  I  have  never  heard  of,  will  sud- 
denly discard  school  straps  and  roller 
skates  for  careers  behind  the  mikes. 

And  there  you  have  them.  Nine 
little  people  with  big  careers,  and  a 
gigantic  industry.  I  wonder  if  365 
days  from  now  I  will  be  horoscoping 
them  again — finding  even  greater 
things  to  talk  about — or — trying  des- 
perately to  rescue  some  of  them  from 
oblivion? 

Whatever  it  is,  I  hope  that  1938  is 
YOUR  lucky  year! 


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PROFESSOR 


TWENTY   QUESTIONS 

The  Professor  Quiz  program  is 
sponsored  by  Nash  Motors  every 
Saturday  night  over  the  CBS  net- 
work. Play  the  game  of  radio 
knowledge  with  him  on  the  air 
and  on  this  page. 

1.  What  former  crooner  with  Cros- 
by is  working  on  the  Jack  Oakie  pro- 
gram? 

2.  Name  Louella  Parsons'  sponsor. 

3.  Give  Jack  Benny's  and  Don 
Ameche's  real  names. 

4.  What  popular  orchestra  leader 
can  memorize  a  tune  after  hearing  it 
only  once,  but  finds  it  almost  impos- 
sible to  memorize  a  lyric? 

5.  What  comedian  received  3200 
votes  for  President  of  the  U.  S.  in 
1928? 

6.  What  Thursday-night  star  is 
color  blind? 

7.  Who  discovered  he  had  a  sing- 
ing voice  when  he  competed  in  a  hog- 
calling  contest? 

8.  Who  is  Peggy  Lou  Snyder? 

9.  What  favorite  movie  star,  who 
starts  a  radio  series  on  January  sec- 
ond, has  a  squeaky  singing  voice? 

10.  What  star  has  a  musical  instru- 
ment for  a  last  name? 

11.  What  continental  singing  star, 
in  the  U.  S.  for  a  number  of  guest  ap- 
pearances, always  sports  a  monocle? 

12.  What  actor  plays  "The  Shad- 
ow" on  Sundays  and  Brutus  in  a 
Broadway  production  of  Shakes- 
peare's "Julius  Caesar"  every  other 
night  of  the  week? 

13.  Why  was  Milton  Rettenberg, 
the  Singing  Lady's  accompanist,  ap- 
pointed receiver  for  a  bankrupt  es- 
tate recently? 

14.  How  many  poems  has  Tony 
Wons  written? 

15.  What  two  brothers  who  spent 
more  than  a  year  being  mad  at  each 
other  have  now  become  friends 
again? 

16.  Freeman    Gosden    and    Charles 
'  Correll — which     one     is     Amos     and 

which  is  Andy? 

17.  Who  conducts  the  Blue  Velvet 
orchestra? 

18.  What  two  symphonic  radio  or- 
chestra leaders  first  arrived  in  the 
United  States  on  the  same  day? 

19.  What  comedian  does  General 
Hugh  S.  Johnson  look  like  and  what 
feature  emphasizes  the  similarity? 

20.  What  glamorous  star  first  made 
a   name   for   herself   as   a   dancer   in 
spite  of  her  plans  to  be  a  singer? 
(For  the  correct  answers  see  page  86) 


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WE  MODERNS  NEED  DENTYNE! 

Many  dentists  recommend  Dentyne 
as  a  sensible  daily  health  habit. 
Its  specially  firm  consistency 
occasions  more  vigorous  chewing 
—  provides  needed  exercise  —  aids 
mouth  health.  A  beauty  habit  too! 
It  helps  keep  teeth  whiter  —  your 
smile  lovelier! 

TASTE  THAT  SMOOTH,  SPICY 
FLAVOR  — a  luscious  treat  in 
itself!  And  you'll  appreciate  another 
exclusive  Dentyne  feature — the  shape 
of  the  package.  It  lies  neatly  flat  in  your 
pocket  or  purse— conveniently  at  hand. 

DENTYNE 

DELICIOUS  CHEWING  GUM 

58 


Janice  Gilbert  and  Jimmy  Donnelly  of  Hilltop  House 


Scrapbook  Sketch 

THE  play  is  new  and  so  are  the 
roles,  but  don't  be  surprised  if 
the  voices  sound  strangely  fa- 
miliar, when  you  are  listening  to 
Hilltop  House,  the  dramatic  five- 
day-a-week  serial  that  CBS  intro- 
duced to  radio  audiences  early  in 
November.  Leading  characters  are 
all  portrayed  by  radio  actors  who 
have  won  listeners  in  other  pro- 
grams. 

Bess  Johnson  recently  turned  over 
to  Sunda  Love  the  part  of  Frances 
Moran  Matthews  in  Today's  Chil- 
dren so  she  could  give  her  time  to 
playing  the  matron  of  the  orphan- 
age in  Hilltop  House.  And  she 
was  once  known  to  thousands  of 
listeners  as  Lady  Esther.  A  person 
of  amazing  versatility,  she  has  been 
not  only  actress,  but  producer 
(Sunbrite  Junior  Nurse  Corps),  di- 
rector and  radio  technician.  Her 
roles  are  as  varied  in  real  life.  Be- 
sides air  engagements,  she  handles 
the  job  of  wife  and  mother  and  of 
advertising  executive.  But  she  keeps 
her  home  and  career  distinctly  sep- 
arate. Miss  Johnson  is  blonde,  blue- 
eyed  and  five  feet  nine  inches  tall. 
Heard  as  Thelma  Gidley,  assistant 
to  the  orphanage  head,  is  Irene 
Hubbard,  who  also  plays  Aunt  Mary 
in  Special  Delivery,  and  was  for- 
merly Maria  Jamison,  sister  of  the 
Show  Boat  skipper. 

John  Moore,  until  recently  a  Brit- 
ish radio  and  musical  comedy  star, 
is  the  Jeffrey  Barton  of  Hilltop 
House.  He  made  his  American  net- 
work debut  as  Sir  Donald  Rogers  in 
The  O'Neills.  Moore  is  five  feet 
eleven  inches  tall,,  weighs  160 
pounds,  and  has  brown  eyes  and 
black  hair.  He  is  married  to  Shir- 
ley Dale,  actress. 


Playing  Paul  Hutchinson,  the 
banker-friend  of  Hilltop's  matron. 
is  Alfred  Swenson,  a  resident  of 
Staten  Island,  who,  properh 
enough,  is  noted  for  his  interpre- 
tation of  sea  captains.  He  was  Cap- 
tain Diamond  of  the  sketch  by  that 
title,  and  has  appeared  in  similar 
roles  in  March  of  Time  and  othei 
programs. 

Two  very  young  radio  veterans. 
Janice  Gilbert,  14,  and  Jimmy  Don- 
nelly, 12,  handle  the  characters  of 
the  two  orphans.  They  are  a  pop- 
ular juvenile  team,  playing  Janice 
and  Eddie  Collins  in  The  O'Neills 
and  the  child  roles  in  Second  Hus- 
band. Jimmy  has  also  been  heard 
in  singing  and  speaking  roles  on 
Death  Valley  Days,  Show  Boat. 
Echoes  of  New  York  Town,  Popeye, 
and  other  broadcasts.  Janice  plays 
any  kind  of  girl  part,  from  crying 
infant  to  sixteen-year-old,  and  came 
to  the  air  in  Mary  Small's  Little 
Miss  Bab-O  show. 

Carleton  Young,  the  Bill  of  Our 
Gal  Sunday,  is  Dr.  Robbie  Clark  in 
the  new  drama.  He  has  written 
radio  continuity  and  played  in  stock. 
He  is  six  feet  tall,  weighs  163 
pounds,  has  wavy  dark  brown  hair 
and  blue  eyes.  His  wife  is  Barbara 
Davis. 

Gene  Krupa  Fans:  — The  Grand 
Duke  of  Swing  is  an  ardent 
disciple  of  the  art  of  "jamming.'- 
He  is  now  writing  a  book  on  swing 
drumming.  Krupa  was  born  in  Chi- 
cago, Jan.  15,  1909.  He  attended 
Bowen  High  School  and  was  gradu- 
ated from  St.  Josephs  College, 
Rensselaer,  Ind.  He  has  never  taken 
a  drum  lesson  but  can  read  and 
write  music — studied  piano  as  a 
youngster.  Band  leaders  for  whom 
{Continued    on    page    79) 


RADIO    M IRROR 

Take  Your  Pun  Where  You  Find  It 


a — a — well,     a     hermit,     then     what 
would  you  want  to  be? 

Beetle:    Vice-President. 

Phil:  Don't  mind  him  folks — that 
ethereal  Charlie  McCarthy!  Now,  I 
want  to  get  down  to  business  and 
make  some   resolutions 

Bottle:  Pardon  me,  sir,  but  there's 
a  man  here  that  wants  to  see  you 
He  says  he's  from  the  real  estate 
agency. 

Phil:  Oh  yes.  All  right,  I'll  see 
him.  I've  got  to  find  a  new  place 
to  live. 

Real  Estate  Agent:  Good  day,  sir. 
My  card,  if  you'll  be  so  kindly. 

Phil:  Ummmm.  George  Bernard 
Shawpiro,  Purveyor  of  Real  Estate  de 
Luxe.  What's  this  little  C.  and  S. 
on  the  side? 

Shawpiro:  A  little  cloaks  and  suits 
on  the  side. 

Phil:      Ah,  an  entrepreneur,  eh? 

Shawpiro:      Could    be!      Now.    are 
you    in    the    market 
hacienda? 

Phil:      No — I   had 
cienda. 

Shawpiro:      Stucco? 

Phil:      I  certainly  was! 

Shawpiro:  Well  then,  1  have  an 
estate  up  in  the  canyon.  Spractically 
new,  and  has  the  choicest  furnichee. 
One  of  the  rooms  is  furnished  in  the 
period   of   Louis   the   Fourteenth   and 


for    a    Spanish 
a    Spanish    ha- 


(Continued  from  page  39) 

one  in  the  period  of  Louis  the  Six- 
teenth. 

Phil:  What  became  of  Louis  the 
Fifteenth? 

Shawpiro:  What  am  I — a  historian? 

Phil:      All  right,  what's  the  price? 

Shawpiro:  The  price?  Oh  yes,  the 
price.  Wellllll,  let  me  see  ....  The 
mortgage  on  the  house  is  thirty-two 
times  five — plus  the  termites  and  the 
amortization — and  five  cents  back  on 
the  milk  bottles,  two  cents  for  the 
pints — seven  into  five  gives  fifteen — 

minus  six  per  cents Say,  just 

a  minute,  if  I'm  not  too  inquisitive, 
is  it  true  you  are  Phil  Baker  from  the 
radio? 

Phil:      Could  be! 

Shawpiro:  My  children  are  crazy 
for  your  broadcastings,  especial  when 
you  say  "Do  you  wanna  buy  a  duck?" 

Phil:  Oh,  do  you  wanna  buy  a 
duck?  Don't  they  ever  listen  to  the 
man  who  plays  the  accordion  on  Sun- 
day nights  and  tells  the  funny  jokes? 

Shawpiro:     Oh,  him?     Phooey! 

Phil:  Get  out  of  here!  And  take 
your  ducks — I  mean  real  estate — with 
you!  .  .  .  The  idea  of  him  coming 
in  here  and  trying  to  sell  me  some 
of  his  lousy  houses!  Shooting  is  too 
good  for   him! 

Beetle:  Cheer  up,  Baker,  being  on  this 
program    isn't. 

Bottle:      Oh    Beetle,   you    Phoenix. 


you  Real  Silk,  you  Interwoven — 

Phil:   Bottle,  what  are  you  saying? 

Bottle:  Oh,  forgive  me,  sir,  I'm 
giving  him  a  sock  in  the  puss. 

Phil:  Very  cute,  Bottle — you're 
the  kind  of  guy  that  keeps  coffee 
awake. 

Bottle:  Oh,  Mr.  Baker,  that's  very 
funny,  indeed  it  is. 

Phil:  Just  one  of  my  minor  jokes. 
Bot. 

Bottle:  What  do  you  mean,  sir,  one 
of  your  minor  jokes? 

Beetle:    Less  than  twenty-one  years  old. 

Phil:  Sneer  all  you  want  to, 
Beetle,  but  remember,  I'm  still  the 
big  gun  on  this  program. 

Beetle:  I  know  you  are,  Baker — your 
sponsor    told    me   so. 

Phil:   He  did?    What  did  he  say? 

Beetle:  He  said  you're  gonna  be  fired. 
(The  door  opens  again,  and  Oscon 
Bradley  comes  in.) 

Phil:  Well,  well,  it's  about  timt 
you  were  showing  up.  Is  everybody 
late  today?     What  kept  you,  Oscar? 

Oscar:  I'm  sorry,  Phil,  but  I  just 
had  a  fight  with  my  wife,  Ruth.  She'll 
never  come  back  to  me  now. 

Phil:  Gee,  I'm  sorry.  Oscar.  What 
happened? 

Oscar:  It  all  happened  over  the 
telephone.  Ruth  phoned  me  when  1 
was  busy   and   I   called   her   a   name. 

Phil:      That's     bad.     Oscar.      What 


C\  HATE  THOSE 
O  CANDID  CAMERAS/ 


BUT   WHAT  SHE    REALLY    HATED 
WAS  HER"MIDDLE-AGE"SKIN! 


I  KNOW  I  MADE  A  SCENE... AND 

JIM  IS  PROBABLY  DISGUSTED 

WITH  ME.'  BUT  I  LOOK  SIMPLY 

AWFUL  IN  PICTURES.  MY  SKINS 

SO  TERRIBLE   LATELY! 


YES,  YOUR  SKIN  IS  PR 

LIFELESS,  ANO  GETTING 

JUST  LIKE  "MIDDLE -AGE" 

YOU  DO  WHAT  iVe  ^~ 

TOLD  YOU  AND      / 

CHANGE  TO 

PALMOUVE  SOAP? 


ETTy  BAD!  DRY, 
COARSE-LOOKING! 
SKIN!   WHY  DONt 


BECAUSE  PALMOUVE  IS  MADE  FROM  A 
SPECIAL  8LEND  OF  NATURE'S   FINEST 
BEAUTY  AIDS,  OLIVE  AND  PALM  OILS! 
THAT'S   WHY  IT  IS  SO  GOOD  FOR  DRY, 
LIFELESS  SKIN... AND 

WHY  IT  SOFTENS, 
SMOOTHS,  REFINES 
SKIN  TEXTURE  l 


ALL  RIGHT_ 
I'LL  TRY  IT, 
MOTHER  !  AND 
WELL  SEE.' 


MOTHER  WAS  RIGHT.'  I  CAN   FACE  ANY 
CAMERA,  NOW  THAT  I  USE  PALMOUVE 

THE  SOAP  MADE  WITH  OtIVE  OIL, 
TO  KEEP  SKIN  SOFT,  SMOOTH,  VOUNQr 


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From  a  MEDICAL  JOURNAL:  "The  researches  (of  these 
doctors)  led  them  to  believe  that  colds  result  from  an  acid 
condition.  To  overcome  this,  they  prescribe  various  alkalies." 


did  you  call  her? 

Oscar:     Louise. 

Phil:  Er— yes,  I  see  why  she 
might  have  been  sore.  What  you 
need,  Oscar,  is  a  wife  like  Bottle's 
girl.  You  really  have  a  nice  girl, 
Bot.  I  remember  the  time  she  invited 
me  to  her  birthday  party.  There  were 
sixteen  candles  on  the  cake. 

Bottle:  Oh,  Mr.  Baker,  she  isn't 
that  young.  Are  you  sure  there  were 
sixteen  candles  on  the  cake? 

Phil:  There  were  on  the  piece  I 
had. 

Bottle:  Oh,  aren't  you  the  one! 
You  know,  my  girl  thinks  I  am  a  true 
cavalier,  because  every  time  I  see 
her  I  bend  low  and  kiss  her  hand. 

Phil:  I  don't  blame  you,  Bot.  I've 
seen  her  face,  too. 

(Bottle  starts  in  to  laugh  heartily.) 

Phil:  All  right,  Bot,  now  what  are 
you  laughing  at? 

Bottle:  Gypsy  Rose  Lee  doing  a 
strip  tease  act  in  an  airplane! 

Phil:  Well?  What's  funny  about 
that? 

Bottle:      Panties  from  heaven! 

Phil:  Bottle,  there's  only  one 
thing  that  keeps  me  from  breaking 
you  in  half.  I  don't  want  to  have  two 
of  you.  And  what's  the  idea  of  wear- 
ing those  smoked  glasses  you  have 
on  tonight? 

Bottle:  Oh,  I  don't  want  to  be 
recognized,  sir. 

Phil:  Bottle,  you're  no  celebrity. 
Who'd  recognize  you  without  smoked 
glasses? 

Bottle:  Er — the  fellow  I  stole  them 
from. 

Phil:  I'm  disgusted  with  you,  Bot, 
and  with  everybody  on  this  program. 
Here  I  wanted  to  make  some  resolu- 
tions, and  you've  wasted  so  much  of 
my  time  that  we've  only  got  enough 
left  to  do  our  play.  Tonight,  ladies 
and  gentlemen,  our  drama  brings  you 
a  day  in  Hiram  Baker's  General  Store 
at  Toots  Corners.  The  scene  opens  in 
the  store  on  a  very  busy  day.     Here 

we  go! 

*     *     * 

Phil:    I'll  take  one  card. 

Oscar:  Here  you  are.   I'll  stand  pat. 

Phil:   I'll  bet  five. 

Oscar:  Waal,  let  me  see  now,  just 
for  that  I  guess  I'll  have  to  raise  that 
five. 

Phil:  Kinda  sure  of  yourself,  ain't 
you?  Waal,  I'll  tap  you  and  bet  you 
everything   I   got   on   the  table. 

Oscar:  I'll  see  you.    What  you  got? 

Phil:    Deuces. 

Oscar:    How  many? 

Phil:    One. 

Oscar:  Doggone  it,  and  I  thought 
you  was  blufnn'.     You  win. 

Phil:   Waal,  I  guess. 
(The    door    opens    and   Mrs.    Perkins 
comes  in.) 

Mrs.  Perkins:  Good  evenin',  Hiram. 
How's   business? 

Phil:  Not  so  good,  Mrs.  Perkins. 
That  prize  hen  of  mine  ain't  laid  an 
egg  in  two  months. 

Mrs.  Perkins:  What  do  you  think 
is   wrong   with   her? 

Phil:  I  don't  know.  I  guess  she 
just  went  on  a  stand-up  strike. 

Mrs.  Perkins:  'Tain't  funny,  McGee. 


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Phil:  Waal,  Mrs.  Perkins,  that's  the 
first  egg  that's  been  laid  around  here 
in  a  long  time.  Pardon  me,  here 
comes  another  customer.  Hello,  Zeke, 
what  have  you  been  up  to? 

Bottle:  My  neck.  I  just  fell  into 
a   barrel   of   herring. 

Phil:   Pickled? 

Beetle:   That's  how  he   fell  in! 

Phil:  You  darn  fool,  give  me  your 
clothes.  I'll  put  them  through  the 
wringer. 

Bottle:  Ouch!  Wait  until  I  get  out 
of  them. 

Phil:  It's  about  time  to  get  a  new 
suit  anyway,  Zeke. 

Bottle:  What's  wrong  with  the  one 
I'm  wearing?     I  was  married  in  it. 

Phil:  I  know.  I  can  see  the  bullet 
holes.  Tell  me,  Zeke,  been  to  the 
city  lately? 

Bottle:  Yeah,  I  went  down  to  the 
city  last  Sunday. 

Phil:  Did  you  now?  Say,  did  you 
see  that  gal  Sally  Rand  while  you 
were  down  there?  I  hear  she  married 
a  baseball  player  and  is  raisin'  her 
own  fans.  Boy,  is  that  a  humdinger 
of  a  joke! 

(He's  still  cackling  over  it  when  the 
door  opens  again.) 

Phil:  Waal,  dog  my  cats  if  it  ain't 
Eph  Tuttle,  the  toughest  hill  billy 
in  these  here  parts.     Hello,  Eph! 

Eph:  Hello,  Hiram.  Say,  that  cow 
of  yourn  almost  killed  me  just  now. 

Phil:    What  you  talkin'   about? 

Eph:  Waal,  I  was  walking  toward 
your  store  and  it  come  a-snortin'  at 
me  like  a  tornado. 

Phil:    What  did  you  do? 

Eph:  I  just  grabbed  him  by  the 
horns  and  let  him  have  it. 

Phil:  Just  a  minute,  Eph,  that  cow 
ain't  got  no  horns. 

Eph:  Oh,  no  wonder  I  got  milk! 
Say,  Hiram,  have  you  any  more  of 
that  South  American  rum?  Boy,  was 
that  somethin'! 

Phil:  You  don't  mean  to  tell  me 
you  finished  a  whole  gallon  of  that 
since  last  week! 

Eph:  I  mean  to  tell  you  that  Grand- 
ma drank  the  whole  gallon  and  we 
ain't  seen  hide  nor  hair  of  her  since. 

Phil:  Drank  a  gallon!  Good  night! 
Where   is   she   now? 

Eph:  Flyin'  for  the  Spanish  Gov- 
ernment. 

Beetle:  Quick,  get  some  more  of  that 
rum  and  give  it  all  to  Baker! 

Phil:  Beetle,  now  you've  spoiled 
our  play! 

Beetle:  I'm  sorry,  Baker,  and  to  prove 
it  I'll  do  you  a  favor.  You've  been  try- 
ing all  through  the  program  to  think  up 
some  good  resolutions.  Well,  I'll  give  you 
just  one,  and  if  you  make  it  all  your 
friends  will  be  happy. 

Phil:  I  always  knew  you  were 
really  my  friend,  Beetle.    What  is  it? 

Beetle:  Get  off  the  air!  Now  every- 
body'll  have  a  Happy  New  Year! 

Next  month — still  another  in  Radio 
Mirror's  gallery  of  great  comic 
"Readio-Broadcasts"!  It  stars  that 
master  of  the  tall  tale,  Fibber  McGee, 
and  his  good  wife  Molly — and  though 
she  says  "  'Tain't  funny"  we  can  prom- 
ise you — 'tis! 


RADIO     MIRROR 


READING  TIME  LESS  THAN  2  MINUTES 


AND  WELL  WORTH  EVERY  WOMAN'S  TIME 


FACTS 

about  sanitary  napkins! 


Here  are  the  questions 
women  asked: 


Is  there  a  way  for  me  to 
secure  greater    Comfort? 


What  kind  of  napkin  will 
give  me  greater  Security? 


^      Suppose  my  needs  differ  on 
|p/  different  days  .  .  .  what  can  I  do? 


Here  are  the  answers  to  your  questions! 


WOMEN  know  that  the  ideal  sani- 
tary napkin  is  one  that  can't 
chafe,  can't  fail,  can't  show.  So,  nat- 
urally, this  was  our  goal.  With  the  in- 
troduction of  Wondersoft  Kotex,*  we 
were  confident  we  had  achieved  it! 

But  to  be  honest,  even  though  Won- 
dersoft Kotex  did  create  new  standards 
of  comfort  and  safety  for  most  women, 
it  did  not  completely  satisfy  every 
woman!  Fortunately,  we  found  out 
why  .  .  .  We  discovered  that  one-size 
napkin  will  not  do  for  every  woman,  any 
more  than  one-size  hat,  dress 
or  pair  of  shoes.  And,  for 
many  women,  one-size  nap- 
kin will  not  do  for  every 
day,  for  a  wornan's  personal 
needs  may  differ  on  differ* 
ent  days. 


To  meet  this  problem,  we  developed 
3  types  of  Kotex  .  .  .  for  different 
women,  different  days.  Only  Kotex 
has  "All  3".  .  .  Regular  Kotex,  Junior 
Kotex,  Super  Kotex. 

We  sincerely  believe  that  these  3 
types  of  Kotex  answer  your  demands 
for  sanitary  protection  that  meets  your 
exact  needs,  each  day.  We  urge  you 
to  try  "All  3"  next  time,  and  see  how 
they  can  bring  you  the  greater  comfort 
and  security  you  seek. 
Try  all  3  types  of  Kotex,  then  judge 
for  yourself.  The  proof  is 
in  the  wearing!  Perhaps 
you  will  decide  you  want 
one  type  for  today,  an- 
other for  tomorrow  —  or 
maybe  all  3  types  for  dif- 
ferent times. 


KOTEX'  SANITARY   NAPKINS 

("Trade  Mark  Reg.  U.  S.  Patent  Office) 

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•  The  custom  of  throwing  rice  orig- 
inated with  the  Hindus  and  Chinese. 
Some  Southern  Europeans  throw  figs 
—  the  Romans  threw  nuts  at  bridal 
couples.*  One  custom,  however,  that 
seems  universal  in  America,  among 
women  of  all  ages,  is  the  desire  for  a 
soft,  smooth  skin. 

Have  you  ever  tried  Italian  Balm 
for  skin  protection  and  skin  beauty  ? 
In  a  survey,  coast  to  coast,  97.8% 
of  Italian  Balm  users  said — "It  over- 
comes chapping  more 
f%~"*  \  quickly  than  anything 

\  I  ever  used  before." 
Don't  take  any- 
one's word  for  the 
genuine  goodness  of 
Italian  Balm.  Try  it 
yourself-FREE.  Use 
coupon  below. 

(*Authority :  "Nuggets  of  Knowl- 
edge"—  Geo.  W.  Stimpson,  Pub.t 
Blue  Ribbon  Books.) 

GwmhxvncCi 

Italian  Balm 

Costs  Under  %  Cent  a  Day  to  Use 


CAMPANA  SALES  CO. 
183  Lincolnway, 
Batavia,  Illinois 

Gentlemen  :  I  have  never  tried 
Italian  Balm.  Please  send  me  VAN- 
ITY Bottle  FREE  and  postpaid. 


Alice  Frost  is  heroine  of 
Big  Sister,  on  CBS  daily. 


Can  your  face  stand  close  inspection?  End 
your  complexion  worries  by  using  Alice  Frost's 
time  saving  method  for  toning  up  your  skin 


Stale- 


AGOOD  skin  is  the  keynote  of 
beauty.  If  a  girl  has  a  beauti- 
ful skin,  then  everything  else 
usually  follows.  It  almost  invariably 
means  that  she  has  a  genuine  and 
highly  commendable  interest  in  her 
appearance — and,  even  more  im- 
portant, the  foundation  of  good 
health  which  makes  it  possible  for 
her  to  keep  up  and  apply  that  in- 
terest to  the  best  advantage." 

Alice  Frost,  the  charming  and  at- 
tractive blonde  dramatic  actress, 
paused  a  moment  to  remove  "Henry 
McGuire"  from  the  fishy  temptation 
of  the  canapes  on  her  early  Amer- 
ican coffee  table.  Henry  is  an  enor- 
mous and  complacently  sleek  black- 
and-white  cat — "just  'alley,'  '  as 
Alice  laughingly  explains,  "but  defi- 
nitely from  the  better  alleys!" 

"I  think,"  she  continued  thought- 
fully, "There's  nothing  more  start- 
ling than  to  see  a  well-dressed, 
apparently  well-groomed  woman 
with  an  obviously  neglected  skin. 
I've  always  admired  beauty  in  wo- 
men, but  what  a  shock  it  is  to  ad- 
mire a  woman  from  a  distance,  to 
get  an  unusually  favorable  impres- 
sion of  tastefully  chosen  clothes  and 
beautifully    coiffed    hair,    and    then 


discover  that  her  skin  just  can't  bear 
close  inspection!  It's  like  finding  a 
disfiguring  mask  on  a  lovely  paint- 
ing. Of  course,  there  are  people  who 
need  medical  care  and  treatment, 
but  the  average  girl  could  do  so 
much  more  with  her  complexion 
than  she  does. 

"That's  one  of  the  first  things  an 
actress  learns  about  herself.  The 
number  of  performances  she  must 
make  up  for  each  week,  the  varie- 
ties of  make-ups  themselves  which 
she  must  use  to  change  from  one 
characterization  to  another,  quickly 
teach  her  the  importance  of  caring 
for  her  skin. 

"The  second  thing  she  learns  is 
the  value  of  beauty  short-cuts  in  a 
busy  schedule.  Today,  I  find  that  I 
have  even  less  time  to  myself  than 
before,  and  I'm  more  than  ever  pro- 
foundly grateful  that  I  learned 
those  helpful  little  tricks  which  save 
so  many  precious  moments  and  still 
help  you  to  look  as  though  you'd 
just  stepped  out  of  a  beauty  salon." 

Deftly  side-tracked  once  more 
from  the  canape-tray,  Henry  Mc- 
Guire curled  up  on  the  rag  rug 
before  the  crackling  log  fire  and 
pretended    (Continued  on  page  92) 


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networks,  not  from  the  sale  of  sheet- 
music.  Publishers  check  up  on  their 
contact  men  by  calling  the  program 
departments  of  the  networks.  Here 
they  learn  what  tunes  the  big  bands- 
men have  scheduled  for  broadcast. 
Each  contact  man  is  assigned  a  flock 
of  orchestras  and  made  responsible 
for  the  tunes  they  play. 

The  boys  like  their  work  but  admit 
they  don't  get  much  home  life. 


OFF  THE  MUSIC  RACK 

Mary  Jane  Walsh,  Mutual's  new 
"Singing  Cinderella"  who  admits  that 
she  owes  it  all  to  Rudy  Vallee,  still 
receives  nice,  long  letters  from  her 
former  boss  ...  Is  Rosemary  Lane 
secretly  married  to  Ronnie  Ames,  Fred 
Waring's  former  manager?  .  .  .  Charlie 
Barnett  has  disbanded  his  orchestra. 
So  has  Goldie.  Charlie  is  playing  the 
hero  in  cowboy  pictures,  and  rotund 
Goldie  is  back  trumpeting  for  Paul 
Whiteman  .  .  .  Edith  Caldwell  and 
Leighton  Noble  have  left  George  Ol- 
sen's  band  to  go  out  on  their  own  .  .  . 
Fearing  that  his  success  was  strictly 
confined  to  the  radio  listening  audi- 
ence, millionaire  band-leader  Wayne 
King  took  a  job  at  half-price  in 
Chicago's  Palmer  House  to  prove  that 
he  could  still  attract  cash  customers. 
Not  only  did  "The  Waltz  King"  break 


Facing  the  Music 

(Continued  from  page  50) 

the  hotel's  record,  but  his  bargain 
contract  was  renewed  immediately 
.  .  .  Gene  Krupa,  crack  drummer,  has 
had  his  contract  renewed  by  Benny 
Goodman,  squashing  rumors  that  Gene 
was  leaving  the  "swing  king"  .  .  . 
Three  of  the  best  accordionists  in  the 
squeeze-box  field,  Charlie  Magnanto, 
Joe  Viviano,  and  Abe  Goldman,  have 
formed  a  trio  for  radio  appearances 
.  .  .  Sammy  Kaye  beat  out  six  other 
"name"  bands  for  that  Hotel  Statler 
spot  in  Cleveland  .  .  .  Brightest  of 
the  new  New  York  dance  haunts  is 
The  Glass  Hat,  named  for  the  immense 
two-ton  chandelier  hanging  over  the 
parquet.  It  is  supposed  to  have  cost 
$200,000  .  .  .  Under  it  Val  Olman  and 
Ethel  Shutta  sing  and  play  .  .  .  You'll 
find  Will  Osborne  in  St.  Paul's  Lowry 
Hotel,  Jack  Denny's  smooth  music  in 
St.  Louis'  Chase  Hotel. 
*       *       * 

CAPICATTA 

Besides  being  one  of  the  hottest 
trumpeters  in  the  broadcast  band, 
Phil  Capicatta  of  Russ  Morgan's  band 
heard  on  the  "Johnny  Presents — " 
show,  is  also  one  of  the  funniest. 

Endless  repetition  of  a  number, 
which  is  necessary  in  order  that  the 
music  in  the  Morgan  manner  be  as 
smooth  as  possible  when  you  hear  it, 
often  gets  on  the  nerves  of  the  musi- 
cians. 


Capicatta's  job  is  to  ease  the  ten- 
sion. Running  around  the  studio  dur- 
ing rehearsal  like  a  bespectacled 
raving  maniac,  Phil's  act  always  gets 
the  temperamental  members  of  the 
band   to   replace   glares   with   smiles. 

If  Morgan's  temper  flares,  Phil 
blasts  out  a  raucous,  sour  note.  The 
situation  is  saved.  A  sloppy  instru- 
mentation sounds  much  better  after 
Phil  puts  on  his  show  for  the  benefit 
of  his  fellow  musicians. 

ORCHESTRAL    ANATOMY 

CASA  LOMA:  Glen  Gray,  Frank 
Davis,  C.  B.  Hutchenrider,  Art  Rals- 
ton, Dan  D'Andrea,  Kenny  Sargent, 
saxophones;  Grady  Watts,  Frankie 
Zulo,  Sonny  Dunham,  trumpets;  Pee 
Wee  Hunt,  Boll  Rauch,  Murray  Mc- 
Eachren,  trombones;  Joe  Hall,  piano; 
Stanley  Dennis,  bass;  Tony  Briglia, 
drums;  Jack  Blanchette,  guitar.  Vocal- 
ists: Pee  Wee  Hunt,  Kenny  Sargent. 
Theme:    "Smoke  Rings." 

HUDSON  DELANGE:  Ted  Duane, 
George  Bohn,  Gus  Bovana,  Pete 
Brendel,  saxophones;  Charlie  Mitchell, 
Howard  Schaumberger,  Jimmy  Blake, 
trumpets;  Ed  Kolyer,  Jack  Andrews, 
trombones;  Mark  Hyams,  piano;  Nat 
Pollen,  drums;  Ed  Goldberg,  bass; 
Buster  Etri,  guitar.  Vocalists:  Betty 
Allen.  Eddie  DeLange. 


JMew  Cream  /brings 
to  Women  t/ie Active 

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99 


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skin  look  clearer;  pores  seem  finer. 

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IN  MORE 
WAYS  THAN 
EVER!" 


Of    *fy*k 


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63 


Raw  Throat? 

Here's  Quick  Action! 


Zonite  Wins 
Germ-KillingTest  by  9.3to1 

If  your  throat  is  raw  or  dry  with  a  coming 
cold,  don't  waste  precious  time  on  reme- 
dies that  are  ineffective  or  slow-acting.  De- 
lay may  lead  to  a  very  serious  illness.  To 
kill  cold  germs  in  your  throat,  use  the 
Zonite  gargle.  You  will  be  pleased  with 
its  quick  effect. 

Standard  laboratory  tests  prove  that  Zonite  is 
9.3  times  more  active  than  any  other  popular, 
non-poisonous  antiseptic! 

HOW  ZONITE  ACTS  —  Gargle  every  2  hours 
with  one  teaspoon  of  Zonite  to  one-half 
glass  water.  This  Zonite  treatment  bene- 
fits you  in  four  ways:  ( l)  Kills  all  kinds  of 
cold  germs  at  contact!  (2)  Soothes  the  raw- 
ness in  your  throat.  (3)  Relieves  the  pain 
of  swallowing.  (4)  Helps  Nature  by  increas- 
ing the  normal  flow  of  curative,  health- 
restoring  body  fluids.  Zonite  tastes  like  the 
medicine  it  really  is! 

DESTROY    COLD    GERMS    NOW  — DON'T  WAIT 

Don't  let  cold  germs  knock  you  out.  Get  Zonite 
at  your  druggist  now!  Keep  it  in  your  medicine 
cabinet.  Be  prepared.  Then  at  the  first  tickle  or 
sign  of  rawness  in  your  throat,  start  gargling  at 
once.  Use  one  teaspoon  of  Zonite  to  one-half 
glass  water.  Gargle  every  2  hours.  We're  confident 
that  Zonite's  quick  results  will  more  than  repay 
you  for  your  precaution. 

Always  gargle  with  Zonite  at 
the  first  sign  of  a  cold 


RADIO     MIRROR 
By  MRS.         MARGARET 


SIMPSON 


You  know  how  good 
a  cocoanut  Macaroon 
dessert  can  be,  but 
do  you  know  how 
cheap  it  can  be,  too? 


I  WAS  brought  up 
on  a  farm  in  Mis- 
souri where  of 
course  we  had  plenty 
of  good  rich  cream. 
When  I  came  to  New 
York  I  couldn't  always  get  cream 
so  I  began  using  evaporated  milk 
and  sweetened  condensed  milk  in 
cooking  and  discovered  that  they 
gave  additional  richness  and  flavor 
to  recipes  I'd  formerly  made  with 
cream." 

The  speaker  was  Mary  Margaret 
McBride,  famous  newspaper  woman 
and  star  of  her  own  program  on 
CBS  every  Monday,  Wednesday 
and  Friday  noon,  and  her  words  are 
of  special  significance  at  this  time, 
for  with  the  approach  of  the  Lenten 
season  many  of  you  face  the  prob- 
lem of  eliminating  meats  from  your 
menus  without  decreasing  the 
amount  of  neces- 
sary food  elements 
they  contain,  and 
sweetened  con- 
densed milk  and 
evaporated  milk 
provide  these  ele- 
ments in  abun- 
dance. 

Cheese  is  an- 
other important 
source.  Miss  Mc- 
Bride's  favorite 
cheese  dish  is  the 


Mary  Margaret  McBride's  re- 
cipes will  let  you  show  a 
saving   on   your  cooking   bills 


traditional  baked  macaroni  and 
cheese — alternate  layers  of  cooked 
macaroni  and  cheese,  dotted  with 
butter,  sprinkled  with  salt  and  pep- 
per, brimming  with  a  rich  liquid  of 
evaporated  milk  diluted  with  an 
equal  quantity  of  water — but  there 
are  innumerable  other  cheese  dishes 
to  add  variety  and  interest  to  your 
menus. 

If  you  haven't  served  chee*--; 
souffle  lately,  try  it  for  supper  some 
time  soon  with  hot  biscuits  and  a 
mixed  green  salad.  Then  there  are 
the  delicious  cheese  spreads  for 
sandwiches  and  canapes,  toasted 
crackers  and  cheese  to  serve  with 
salad  or  soup,  the 
slice  of  t  a  n  g  y 
cheese  that  helps 
apple  pie  keep  its 
high  rating  on  the 
dessert  list.  There 
is  even  a  delicious 
and  foolproof  cake 
frosting  which 
uses  cheese  as  its 
base. 

Vegetables  take 
on  new  (Contin- 
ued   on    page    78) 


RADIO    MIRROR     COOKING     PACE 


64 


LjERE'S  fun  for 
**  everyone! 
Hold  your  own 
spelling  bee  in 
your  own  home, 
with  this  list  of 
words  supplied 
by  Paul  Wing, 
spelling  master 
of  the  NBC  Spelling  Bee. 

Only  one  of  the  suggested  spellings 
given  is  the  right  one.  Go  through  the 
whole  list,  marking  the  spellings  you 
think  are  correct.  Then  look  at  the 
answers  on  page  89,  and  compute  your 
own  score,  giving  yourself  five  points 
for  every  correct  answer.  A  passing 
grade  is  70. 

Incidentally,  if  you  aren't  already  a 
Spelling  Bee  fan,  listen  in  on  Mr. 
Wing's  broadcasts,  Sunday  afternoons 
at  1:30,  E.S.T.,  on  the  NBC-Blue  net- 
work— and  you  will  be. 

1.  Whimzical  —  whimsical  —  whim- 
sicle.  (adjective.)  Full  of  whim;  odd; 
queer;  fantastic. 

2.  Facesious  —  facecious  —  face- 
tious (adjective.)  Given  to  pleasan- 
try; agreeable. 

3.  Denizen  —  denizon  —  denison 
(noun.)  An  inhabitant;  especially  one 
living  in  atmosphere  and  surround- 
ings suitable  to  him. 

4.  Appellate  —  appelate  —  apellate 
(adjective.)  Pertaining  to,  or  taking 
cognizance  of,  appeals. 

5.  Concress  —  concresce  —  concrese 
(verb.)    To  grow  together. 

6.  Liason — Leaison — liaison  (noun) 
A  bond  or  connecting  link;  a  linking 


PUT  THE  BEE 
ON  YOUR  SPELLING 


up;  a  coordination. 

7.  Omniverous  —  omnivorous  — 
omnivorus  (adjective.)  Eating  or  de- 
vouring everything;  especially  eating 
both  animal  and  vegetable  food. 

8.  Propitious  —  propicious  - —  pro- 
piscious  (adjective.)  Favorably  dis- 
posed; graciously  inclined;  benevolent. 

9.  Ukalale  —  ukulele  —  ukaleli 
(noun.)  A  kind  of  small  guitar  with 
four  strings  originally  used  in  Hawaii. 

10.  Oscillater  —  oscillator  —  oscila- 
tor  (noun.)  An  apparatus  for  generat- 
ing electric  waves  in  a  system  of 
wireless  telegraphy. 

11.  Picallili  —  piccalili  —  picca- 
lilli (noun.)  A  pickle,  originally  East 
Indian,  of  chopped  vegetables  and 
pungent  spices. 

12.  Fillegreed  —  filigrede  —  fili- 
greed  (verb.)  Adorned  with  orna- 
mental work,  formerly  with  grains  or 
beads,  but  now  composed  of  fine  wire. 

13.  Bragadosio  —  braggadocio  — 
bragadocio  (noun.)  A  braggart;  a 
boaster;  a  swaggerer. 

14.  Poignant  —  poignent  —  poinyant 
(adjective.)  Keen,  piercing,  as  a 
glance;  also  pungent;  biting. 

15.  Brocher  —  brochure  —  broachure 
(noun.)   A  printed  and  stitched  book 


containing  only 
a  few  leaves. 

16.  Deturgent 
—  detergent  — 
detergant  (noun.) 
A  cleaning  agent; 
or  solvent,  as 
water  or  soap. 

17.  Bourgois  — 
burgoise — bourgeois  (adjective.)  Of 
or  pertaining  to  the  commercial  or 
middle  class,  as  distinguished  from 
the  nobility  or  from  the  working 
class. 

18.  Tyranical  —  tyrannical  —  tyr- 
ranical  (adjective.)  Of  or  pertaining 
to  a  tyrant,  unjustly  severe  in  govern- 
ment; despotic. 

19.  Sensciant  —  sentient  —  sen- 
cient  (adjective.)  Capable  of  sensation 
and  of  at  least  rudimentary  con- 
sciousness. 

20.  Curlywurlies  —  curliewurlies  — 
curliwurlies  (noun.)  Things  fantasti- 
cally circular  or  curly. 

21.  Propellor  —  propeler  —  propel- 
ler  (noun.)    One  that  propels. 

22.  Supersedure  —  supursedure  — 
supercedure  (noun.)  Act  of  setting 
aside. 


23.  Repeatitious — repetitious — repe- 
ticious  (adjective.)  Tediously  re- 
peating. 

24.  Consensis  —  concensus  — -  con- 
sensus (noun.)  Agreement  in  opinion, 
custom,  or  function;  accord. 

25.  Reminescence  —  remeniscense — 
reminiscence  (noun.)  A  narration  of 
experience;  a  recollection. 


DON'T  BE  THE  GIRL 


WHO  HAS  TO 
TELEPHONE 

BOYS 


I  JUST 

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ROY-HE 

WAS 
ALMOST 

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THEN  LOIS  TOLD 
EDNA  HOW  SHE 
OFFENDED 
OTHERS  BV 
PERSPIRATION 
ODOR  FROM 
UNDERTHINGS. 

EDNA  BEGAN 
LUXING  HER 
UNDIES  DAILY. 
NOW  .  .  . 


Avoid  Offending 

Girls  who  want  to  be  popular 
never  risk  "undie  odor."  They 
whisk  undies  through  Lux  after 
each  wearing.  Lux  takes  away 
odor,  saves  colors. 

Never  rub  with  cake  soap  or  use 
soaps  containing  harmful  alkali 
—these  wear  out  precious  things 
too  soon,  often  fade  colors.  Lux 
has  no  harmful  alkali.  Anything 
safe  in  water  is  safe  in  Lux. 

LUX  undies  daily 


RADIO     MI RROR 


Different  from  ordinary  "paint"  lipsticks,Tangee 
intensifies  your  natural  coloring  — never  coats 
lips  with  ugly  red  grease. ..nor  leaves  smears 
on  teeth  or  handkerchiefs. 

Looks  Orange  —  Acts  Rose 
In  the  stick  Tangee  looks  orange.  But  put  it  on 
and  notice  how  it  changes  like  magic  to  a  warm 
blush-rose  shade,  blending  perfectly  with  your 
complexion.  Only  Tangee  contains  this  famous 
Tangee  color-change  principle. 

Made  with  a  special  cream  base,Tangee  stays 
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Untouched—  Lips  left  un- 
touched are  apt  to  have  a  faded, 
parched  look. 

Greasy,  painted  lips  — 

Don't  risk  that  painted  look. 
Men  don't  like  it. 

Tangee   lovable  lips— 

Intensifies  natural  color,  ends 
that  painted  look. 


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{Continued  -from  page  33) 


he  doesn't  know  what  he'd  do  in  the 
movies.  Would  they  want  Betty  Lou 
to  appear  with  him  on  the  screen? 
And  if  they  did,  whom  would  they 
pick  to  play  her?  And  who  would  do 
the  picking?  These  are  questions 
that  for  the  sake  of  Betty  Lou,  who 
is  Tommy's  career,  have  to  be  an- 
swered before  he  signs  a  contract. 
Betty  Lou  was  "born"  in  Station 
KDKA,  Pittsburgh,  in  1931,  but  her 
story  goes  back  farther  than  that. 
She  was  just  a  voice  in  the  days  when 
Tommy  used  to  get  a  great  kick  out 
of  bringing  her  into  the  locker  room 
of  Brown  University,  much  to  the 
dismay  of  the  members  of  the  Brown 
football  team  who  were  taking  their 
showers    and    dressing    at    the    time. 

CHE  was  still  a  voice,  used  only  for 
**  a  joke,  when  Tommy  left  Brown 
in  favor  of  Ohio  State  in  Columbus. 
By  this  time  he  had  learned  to  sing 
and  play  the  piano,  and  one  day  he 
walked  into  the  studios  of  WCAH, 
Columbus.  Tommy  sang  a  couple  of 
songs,  and  got  a  job. 

Because  he  liked  to  sing,  and  be- 
cause radio  gave  him  a  chance  to  do 
it,  he  stayed  in  the  radio  business 
after  he  left  college.  It  never  oc- 
curred to  him  to  use  his  little-girl 
voice  on  the  air,  although  he  still 
used  it  to  entertain  his  friends.  He 
was  still  a  singer  two  years  later, 
when  he  had  a  job  on  KDKA. 

One  morning,  accompanying  him- 
self on  the  piano  as  he  rehearsed  in 
the  studio,  Tommy  found  things  go- 
ing all  wrong.  His  fingers  were  made 
of  butter,  his  eyes  had  stopped  read- 
ing music,  and  his  voice  wouldn't  hit 
the  right  notes.  He  relieved  his  feel- 
ings with  a  soul-satisfying  string  of 
cuss-words — in    his    little-girl    voice. 

A  few  seconds  later  the  control- 
room  door  opened  and  the  program 
director    came   out,    looking    shocked. 

"Where's  that  little  girl  I  just  heard 
over  the  mike?"  he  asked.  "She  was 
swearing!" 

"You  mean  like  this?"  asked  Tom- 


my. " !!!" 

When  the  program  director  had  re- 
covered, he  averred  that  Tommy  had 
something  more  there  than  a  parlor 
trick,  the  voice  was  christened  Betty, 
and  Uncle  Tom  and  Betty  went  on 
the  air  a  few  days  later. 

That  was  six  years  ago;  it  took  six 
years  for  Tommy  and  Betty  to  reach 
their  present  fame.  Why  it  took  so 
long  is  one  of  the  mysteries  of  radio. 
They  were  on  the  air  most  of  the 
time,  on  this  station  or  that.  They 
were  even  on  the  Columbia  network 
for  a  while — a  fact  which  must  make 
Columbia  officials  bite  their  lips  when 
they  think  of  it,  because  Tommy  and 
his  dream-child  were  buried  on  a  sus- 
taining program  at  eight  o'clock  in 
the  morning. 

It  must  have  been  a  mistake,  too, 
not  to  let  listeners  know  that  Betty 
was  not  a  real  child.  Listeners  took 
it  for  granted  that  she  really  existed, 


and  nobody  told  them  any  different. 

After  he  left  Columbia,  Tommy 
went  back  to  Ohio,  and  was  on  Cleve- 
land's WTAM  for  a  while,  then  on 
WLW  in  Cincinnati,  doing  a  five- 
times-a-week  sustaining  program. 
About  this  time  he  stopped  being 
Betty's  "uncle"  and  became  what  he 
is  today,  just  a  friend.  If  you're  in- 
terested in  relationships,  Tommy  is 
not  related  to  Betty  Lou  at  all.  She 
is  the  little  girl  who  lives  next  door. 

It  was  while  he  was  on  WLW,  too, 
that  it  was  first  made  public  that 
Betty  wasn't  a  real  child.  A  local 
artist  drew  his  conception  of  her  and 
Tommy  sent  it  out  to  the  people  who 
wrote  in  for  it,  along  with  an  an- 
nouncement that  it  was  only  an 
artist's  idea  of  what  a  non-existent 
character  looked  like.  It  showed  a 
curly-haired  blonde,  pretty  much 
along  Shirley  Temple  lines. 

Singin'  Sam  was  one  of  the  many 
who  enthusiastically  tuned  in  Tom- 
my's WLW  program,  and  when  he 
came  back  to  New  York  he  told  his 
manager,  Roy  Wilson,  that  there  was 
a  great  act  out  there.  Managers 
don't  usually  listen  to  the  enthusiasms 
of  their  clients,  but  after  Sam  had 
kept  on  singing  Tommy's  praises  for 
four  weeks,  Wilson  agreed  to  go  out  to 
Ohio  and  listen.  When  he  arrived, 
Wilson  found  that  his  wife  and  par- 
ents were  as  avid  Tommy  and  Betty 
fans  as  Singin'  Sam  had  been. 

TOMMY,  escorted  by  Wilson,  ar- 
'  rived  in  New  York  late  last  July, 
made  a  recording  for  the  Chevrolet 
people,  and  returned  to  Cincinnati  to 
resume  his  sustaining  series.  The  next 
week  Wilson  sent  for  him  again,  and 
on  August  3  he  auditioned  for  J.  Wal- 
ter Thompson,  the  advertising  agency 
which  produces  the  Vallee  program. 
On  August  5,  two  days  later,  he  made 
his  debut  on  that  show.  It  was  the 
first  time  in  the  history  of  Vallee's 
Varieties  that  an  unknown  had  audi- 
tioned and  gone  on  the  air  in  such 
short  order. 

Lou,  mostly  for  the  sake  of  setting 
her  apart  from  other  possible  Bettys, 
was  tacked  on  to  Betty's  name  before 
her  first  appearance  for  Vallee.  After 
she  had  made  a  success,  the  problem 
of  finding  a  last  name  for  her  came 
up.  Lengthy  conferences  finally  pro- 
duced Barrier    Betty  Lou  Barrie. 

At  seven  and  a  half — about — Betty 
Lou  Barrie  is  a  famous  young  lady,  a 
radio  rival  of  Shirley  Temple.  She's 
the  only  child  in  the  world  who  can 
grant  that  prayer  of  all  mothers:  "Oh, 
if  only  they'd  never  grow  up!"  Prob- 
lem child  that  she  is,  when  it  comes 
to  finding  out  what  she  looks  like,  she 
has  already  made  her  guardian  rich. 

But,  ironically,  twenty-nine-year 
old  Tommy  Riggs,  though  he's  mar- 
ried, has  no  children  of  his  own.  And 
he  loves  children  passionately.  Per- 
haps that  explains  why  his  air  por- 
trait of  Betty  Lou  Barrie  is  so  sweet, 
so  sympathetic,  so  true. 


66 


RADIO     MIRROR 


to  convince  the  judge  and  jury 
Jerome  Sanders  would  select  and  in- 
struct and  pay  for  their  services. 

He  might  have  gone  straight  to 
Jerome  with  his  information  but  in 
those  ten  days  of  absence  he'd  had 
time  to  think,  and  repent  a  little.  He 
knew  now  that  no  matter  how  great 
his  desire  to  get  rid  of  Max  Tilley, 
he  could  not  stoop  so  low  as  to  be 
the  instrument  of  sending  him  to 
prison.  So  he  went  straight  to  Max 
himself,  and  laid  his  cards  on  the 
table. 

"VOU  can't  give  Mary  Sothern  any- 
*  thing,  Max,"  he  said.  "You've  been 
a  gangster;  you've  broken  the  law.  No 
matter  what  you  do  now,  you  can't 
wipe  out  the  past.  I  love  Mary,  and 
I  can  take  care  of  her.  You  can't. 
I'm  giving  you  your  chance  to  leave 
Sanders  and  never  come  back." 

It  was  as  simple  as  that — and  Max 
finally  agreed  to  write  a  letter  to 
Mary  at  Benson's  dictation,  telling  her 
he'd  only  been  having  fun  with  her, 
that  now  he  was  going  back  to  the 
only  life  he  liked — that  of  a  big  city. 
Then  he  went  back  to  the  Stratford 
Arms  hotel  to  leave  the  note  and 
pack  up  to  take  the  evening  train. 

He  hadn't  counted  on  meeting  Mary 
in  the  lobby,  just  as  he  was  leaving, 
but  he  managed  to  mumble  a  few  sen- 


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(Continued  from  page  40) 

fences  about  having  to  go  to  Chicago 
on    business. 

Mary  turned  and  walked  toward 
the  desk,  confused  and  unhappy. 
There  had  been  something  about  his 
manner — so  strange,  so  unlike  him. 
Then,  in  her  mailbox,  she  found  the 
note. 

She  read  it  in  stunned  silence.  Sure- 
ly Max  didn't  mean  what  he  had 
written!  Far  off,  she  heard  the  whis- 
tle of  the  train  as  it  came  into  the 
valley.  She  must  see  Max,  must  talk 
to  him  before  he  left  town,  perhaps 
for  ever.  She  ran  to  the  door,  and 
bumped  into  John  Benson,  who  was 
just  coming  in. 

"Max!"  she  gasped.  "He's  going 
away — I  must  stop  him!" 

She  was  only  dimly  conscious  that 
Benson  was  holding  her  arm,  trying 
to  detain  her.  Then  she  had  shaken 
herself  free  of  him  and  was  running 
down  the  street  to  the  station. 

THE  train  was  just  pulling  out  when 
'  she  got  there,  but  on  the  observa- 
tion platform  she  could  see  Max's 
figure,  lonely  in  the  dim  light. 

"Max!"  she  screamed.  "Come  back! 
I  need  you!" 

The  train  was  gathering  speed,  but 
Max  had  slipped  over  the  railing,  let 
himself  down  to  the  ground,  started 
back  toward  her.     Sobbing  with  re- 


lief, she  ran  down  the  track.  Half- 
way, another  figure  outdistanced  her 
— John  Benson,  and  as  he  passed  she 
saw  the  gleam  of  a  revolver  in  his 
hand.  Horrified,  she  watched  the  two 
men  meet,  saw  Benson  throw  himself 
upon  Max.  And  as  they  rolled  on  the 
ground  she  heard  the  sudden  crack  of 
a  pistol  shot. 

IT  was  Max  who  staggered  to  his  feet, 
looking  down  in  dumb  horror 
at  Benson's  sprawled  figure.  And  the 
next  day  it  was  Max  who  was  in- 
dicted for  assault  with  a  deadly 
weapon,  while  Benson  lay  in  the  hos- 
pital fighting  for  his  life. 

Mary  and  Daddy  Stratford  raged, 
but  there  was  no  weapon  against 
Jerome  Sanders'  iron  grip  upon  local 
politics.  Mary  had  been  the  only  wit- 
ness. It  was  her  word  against  Ben- 
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tacked him.  Judge  Fenton  chose  to 
believe  Benson,  because  Jerome  San- 
ders told  him  to. 

There  was  but  a  slender  thread  of 
hope  for  Max — Gary  Winters,  the 
most  famous  trial  lawyer  in  Chicago, 
had  agreed  to  come  to  Sanders  and 
defend  him.  But  on  the  first  day  of 
the  trial  he  had  not  come,  and  a  local 
lawyer  defended  Max.  Gary  Winters 
arrived  too  late — days  after  Max  had 
been  adjudged  guilty  and  sentenced  to 


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ten  years  in  prison.  Then,  at  last, 
Mary  learned  that  Sanders'  influence 
spread  even  to  Chicago,  where  he  had 
deliberately  caused  Winters  to  be  de- 
tained until  the  trial  was  over. 

Winters'  entry  upon  the  Sanders 
scene,  however,  accomplished  one 
thing.  He  stopped  further  efforts  of 
Jerome  and  Alice  Sanders  to  take 
Mary's  babies  away  from  her.  Jerome 
had  never  before  met  a  man  he 
couldn't  bully,  and  he  was  so  sur- 
prised that  he  agreed  to  make  public 
apology  for  the  way  he  had  treated 
Mary,  and  accept  her  as  a  citizen  of 
Sanders. 

Public  apology — but  it  meant  little 
to  Mary  while  Max  was  still  shut  up 
in  prison.  She  almost  welcomed  the 
hardships  of  that  spring,  when  the 
Scarsfield  Dam  broke  and  for  days 
she  and  the  Stratfords  were  marooned 
in  the  hotel  with  scanty  supplies  of 
food  and  water. 

VA/HEN  the  flood  waters  subsided 
v  v  and  they  were  able  to  leave  the 
hotel,  there  was  only  one  place  in 
town  for  them  to  go  while  the  Strat- 
ford Arms  was  being  redecorated — the 
Sanders  home.  Alice  Sanders  herself 
invited  Mary,  much  to  the  latter's  sur- 
prise. She  was  even  more  astonished 
when  for  the  first  time  Alice  began  to 
show  real  cordiality  toward  her.  Then, 
suddenly,  she  realized  the  reason. 
Alice  simply  couldn't  resist  the  twins. 
Once,  coming  in  late  from  helping  to 
relieve  some  of  the  flood  distress  in 
the  lower  part  of  town,  Mary  found 
Alice  bathing  the  children  like  any 
fond  mother.  She  rose  hurriedly 
when  she  saw  Mary,  and  muttered 
something  about  thinking  "the  babies 
better  be  put  to  bed."  But  insensi- 
bly, day  by  day,  her  manner  toward 
both  babies  and  mother  became  gent- 
ler. 

At  last  the  time  came  when  Mary 
knew  she  could  tell  Mrs.  Sanders  why 
she  had  come  to  Sanders  in  the  be- 
ginning— for  Alice  humbled  herself 
before  the  young  woman  she  had  once 
tried  to  run  out  of  town. 

Joyfully,  knowing  that  her  mission 
in  Sanders  was  at  last  accomplished, 
Mary  told  Mrs.  Sanders  the  whole 
story  of  her  past.  How  she  had  mar- 
ried James  Sothern  in  Chicago — 
James  Sothern  who  was  a  decent  boy 
but  mixed  up  with  one  of  Chicago's 
racketeering  gangs.  How  James  had 
tried  to  quit  the  gang — and  how,  fail- 
ing, he  had  been  shot  and  left  to  die 
on  the  doorsteps  of  his  own  home. 
How,  before  he  died,  he  had  told 
Mary  that  his  name  was  James  Sand- 
ers, that  he  had  run  away  from  home 
after  a  bitter  quarrel  with  his  par- 
ents. And  how,  with  his  last  breath, 
he  had  asked  Mary  to  go  to  Sanders, 
bear  his  child  there,  and  redeem  his 
memory  with  Jerome  and  Alice — but 
to  do  so  without  letting  them  know 
who  she  was. 

"If  you  tell  them  you're  my  wife, 
they'll  hurt  you — just  as  they  hurt 
me.  You  must  be  able  to  stand  alone 
before  you  tell  them,"  he  had  said — 
but  Mary  did  not  tell  Alice  this. 

As  the  rightful  daughter-in-law  of 


Sanders'  richest  citizens,  Mary  took 
her  place  in  Jerome's  home.  If  only 
Max  had  been  free,  her  happiness 
would  have  been  complete. 

Then,  one  night,  came  news  that 
there  had  been  an  attempted  break  in 
the  prison.  At  first  Mary  feared  that 
Max  had  been  leader  of  the  break,  but 
when  complete  details  came  through 
she  learned  that,  instead,  he  had  been 
the  means  of  preventing  it  from  be- 
ing successful.  Max  was  the  hero  of 
the  hour,  and  the  governor,  upon  the 
intercession  of  Gary  Winters,  gave 
him  a  full  pardon.  But  Mary's  joy 
over  this  was  short-lived.  Max  had 
been  seriously  injured  in  the  break, 
and  now  lay  in  the  hospital,  his  mem- 
ory gone. 

Mary  did  not  know  that  Max  was 
feigning  loss  of  memory.  Still  ashamed 
of  his  criminal  past,  he  was  taking 
the  only  method  he  knew  to  prevent 
Mary  from  keeping  her  promise  to 
marry  him.  Only  John  Benson,  who 
attended   him,    knew   the   truth. 

Mary  had  not  recovered  from  this 
blow  when  new  trouble  came,  in  the 
shape  of  one  Angelo  Ricci,  late  of 
Chicago.  Ricci  told  Jerome  Sanders 
that  he  was  a  former  member  of 
James  Sothern's  gang — and  that 
James  Sothern  was  not  James  Sand- 
ers! What  was  more,  he  produced  a 
letter  in  Sothern's  handwriting  which 
proved  conclusively  that  Sothern  had 
been  an  imposter. 

The  town  hummed  with  the  news 
when  Sanders  sent  Mary  away  from 
his  home.  When  he  heard  it,  John 
Benson  realized  that  here,  at  last,  was 
his  opportunity  to  win  forgiveness 
for  the  great  wrong  he  had  done  both 
Mary  and  Max  in  allowing  Max  to 
be  sent  to  prison.  If  anyone  could 
help  Mary  in  this  crisis,  Max  could. 
He  went  to  the  hospital  and  told  Max 
about   Mary's    predicament. 

"DICCI!"  Max  exclaimed,  leaping  out 
'^   of  bed.  "I  know  that  rat!  Let  me 
out  of  here!" 

The  next  night  Ricci,  prodded  by 
Max's  pistol,  gave  a  special  perform- 
ance in  front  of  an  invited  audience 
consisting  of  the  Sanders,  Mary,  and 
the  Stratfords. 

"All  right,  Ricci,"  said  a  grim-faced 
Max.  "Tell  'em  all  you  know.  I 
didn't  want  to  let  this  all  out  just 
yet,  but  I  guess  I'm  gonna  have  to." 

In  halting,  fear-broken  sentences, 
Ricci  told  them  the  astounding  truth 
— that  James  Sothern  was,  in  truth, 
not  James  Sanders,  and  that,  there- 
fore, Mary's  children  were  not  Je- 
rome's grandchildren.  But,  he  went 
on,  the  real  James  Sanders  was  still 
alive,  wearing  the  changed  face  given 
him  by  a  skilled  plastic  surgeon. 

"My  son — alive!"  gasped  Alice 
Sanders.     "Where  is  he?" 

"There,"  said  Angelo  Ricci. 

And  pointed  at  Max  Tilley. 
*     *     * 

As  Mary,  sitting  in  Paul  Cranshaw's 
office,  told  him  the  story  of  her  life, 
the  afternoon  rays  of  the  California 
sun  had  crept  across  the  carpet,  up 
the  massive  desk,  on  and  on  until 
they  slanted  across  the  gold  of  Mary's 


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hair.  They  had  forgotten  the  passage 
of  time — Cranshaw  because  he  was 
seeing  into  the  secret  heart  of  a  wo- 
man who  had  always  been  something 
of  a  mystery  to  him,  Mary  because 
she  was  reliving  the  hours  which 
would  always  remain  the  most  real 
part  of  her  life. 

DUT  now  she  paused.  Cranshaw 
*■*   stirred  in  his  leather  chair. 

"And  that,"  he  ventured— "that 
ended  your  fight  for  recognition  in 
Sanders?" 

Mary  smiled  wryly.  "In  a  way," 
she  admitted.  "Say,  instead,  that  it 
ended  a  chapter.  Things  never  end, 
really.  If  I  could  have  married  Max 
then.  .  .  .  But,  just  as  we  were  be- 
ginning to  think  about  a  date  for  the 
wedding,  Max  fell  ill.  John  Benson 
said  it  wasn't  serious,  but  it  would 
be  if  Max  didn't  go  to  Arizona  for 
a  long  rest.  Time  changes  so  many 
things,  Paul.  When  I  think  of  all  the 
things  that  happened.  .  .  . 

"The  time  we  all  went  to  Europe 
for  a  two-week  vacation  as  the  guests 
of  the  king  of  Maurasia."  Her  eyes 
sparkled  with  laughter.  "Another  wo- 
man almost  took  Max  away  from  me 
for  good,  that  time.  And  then,  later, 
when  Max  left  Sanders  for  good — at 
least,  he  said  it  was  for  good.  We 
should  have  been  married  so  long 
ago,   so  very  long   ago,   Paul. 

"So  that  explains  why  you  were 
about  to  marry  another  man  when  I 
came  to  Sanders  and  took  you  away?" 

"Yes — that  explains  it,  as  well  as  it 


can  be  explained.  Gilbert  Jannings 
was  his  name.  Dear  Gilly!  I'll  al- 
ways be  thankful  to  you  for  prevent- 
ing me  from  making  that  terrible 
mistake.  Did  I  ever  tell  you  how  we 
happened  to  give  the  show  that 
brought  you  to  Sanders?  Danny 
Stratford,  bless  his  heart,  decided  that 
my  wedding  ought  to  be  so  special 
that  everybody  in  town  would  re- 
member it — and  the  best  way  he 
could  think  of  was  to  give  a  show  in 
which  everybody  in  town  would  take 
part.  Of  course,  we  had  to  have  a 
professional  producer,  so  Danny  sent 
for  Mr.  Warren.     And — " 

AND  when  he  saw  your  perform- 
'^ance  in  the  show,  he  knew  that 
I'd  be  interested  in  seeing  you.  And  I 
was,"  smiled  Cranshaw.  "And  after 
looking  at  the  box-office  receipts  for 
your  last  three  pictures,  who's  going 
to  say  I  was  wrong?     But  now — " 

"Don't  you  see,  now,  why  I  feel 
that  I  must  go  back  to  Sanders?  It's 
part  of  me." 

"Yes,  I  suppose  I  do  see,"  Cranshaw 
admitted.  "But  why  don't  we  leave 
it  at  this — you  sign  the  new  contract, 
and  I'll  give  you  three  months'  leave 
of  absence  to  go  back  to  Sanders. 
Won't  that  be  enough  time?" 

Mary  hesitated.  Then,  looking  at 
Cranshaw's  kind,  lined  face,  she 
smiled.  "I  think  it  will.  After  all, 
a  lot  can  happen  in  three  months." 

"Indeed  it  can.  I  suppose — Max  Til- 
ley  is  back  in  Sanders?" 

"Yes." 


"And  Dr.  Benson?  What  happened 
to  him?" 

He  married  his  nurse,  Elaine  Gray, 
but  she  died  last  year." 

"I  see."  Again  Cranshaw  smiled, 
and  held  out  his  hand.  "Well,  Mary, 
don't  forget  me." 

She  held  the  hand  a  moment.  Then, 
raising  her  head  as  if  in  anticipation, 
she  walked  out  of  the  office  into  the 
late  afternoon  sunshine. 

Thus  began  a  new  chapter  in  Mary 
Sothern's    stormy    life. 


DACK  in  Sanders,  she  found  that 
time  had  changed  only  one  thing — 
her  relationship  with  Jerome  and 
Alice  Sanders.  Alice,  forgetting  that 
she  had  once  called  Mary  "friend," 
could  now  remember  only  that  Mary 
was  a  moving  picture  star.  And  Alice 
could  never  stand  the  presence  of  an- 
other woman  who  was  more  impor- 
tant than  herself. 

She  had  been  in  Sanders  only  a  few 
days,  however,  when  more  important 
matters  drove  the  Sanders  family 
from  her  mind.  First,  Max  returned, 
declaring  that  this  time  nothing  was 
going  to  stop  him  from  marrying  her 
— and  the  old  rivalry  between  Max 
and  John  Benson  flared  up  anew. 

The  first  hint  of  real  trouble  came 
when  Alice  Sanders  claimed  she  had 
proof  that  Mary  was  an  unwed 
mother,  and  threatened  to  publish  the 
story  in  the  Sanders  Sentinel.  Max 
soon  made  his  mother  confess  that 
she  had  bought  the  information  for 


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As  impetuous  as  ever,  Max  went  to 
see  Smoothie,  and  was  wounded  in 
the  battle  which  followed.  Smoothie 
went  to  jail — along  with  his  com- 
panion— who  gave  his  name  as  James 
Sothern,  the  man  Mary  Sothern 
thought  she  had  married! 

At  last  the  whole  sordid  story  came 
out.  The  wedding  between  Mary  and 
James  Sothern  had  been  a  hoax,  to 
begin  with;  and  the  man  in  the  San- 
ders jail  actually  was  James  Sothern. 

At  first,  Mary  shrank  from  meeting 
the  man  who  was  the  father  of  her 
children.  For  four  long  years  she 
had  believed  him  dead — and  now  he 
was  back,  as  if  from  the  grave,  to 
ruin  her  life.  But  when  she  walked 
through  the  barred  door  of  his  cell, 
saw  uplifted  in  the  dim  light  that  thin 
sensitive  face  that  she  had  once  loved 
so  well  she  felt  a  sudden  wave  of 
tenderness  sweep  over  her,  and  she 
knew  that  no  matter  what  he  had 
done,  she  could  not  hate  him. 

"I'M  sorry,  Mary,"  he  said.  "I  didn't 
'  mean  to  come.  I  knew  you  thought 
I  was  dead,  and  I  wanted  you  to  go 
on  thinking  so.  You  remember  how 
the  gang  took  my  body  from  you,  and 
said  they'd  attend  to  the  funeral?  In- 
stead, they  found  I  was  still  alive, 
and  for  a  long  time  I  was  in  the  hos- 
pital. I  was  still  there  when  our — 
your  babies  were  born.  The  nurse 
told  me  about  it.  And  I  intended 
never  to  bother  you  again.  But  when 
you  became  a  movie  star,  and  the 
gang  found  out  you  had  plenty  of 
money,  they  forced  me  to  come  down 
here  with  Smoothie  and  try  to  get 
some  of  it  out  of  you." 

"I  know,"  Mary  said,  caressing  his 
bowed  head.  "I'm  sorry,  but  I  don't 
blame  you,  Jimmy.  It's  better  for 
me  to  know.     Because  now — " 

Now,  her  heart  was  telling  her,  we 
must  be  really  married.  My  two  chil- 
dren must  have  the  name  they  have 
been  falsely  bearing  all  their  lives. 

But  Mary  was  not  the  only  one 
who  saw  James  Sothern  while  he  was 
in  the  Sanders  jail.  Max  Tilley  saw 
him,  and  John  Benson,  as  well  as 
Daddy  Stratford  and  Sheriff  Barstow. 
When  he'd  seen  them  all,  Sothern 
knew  that  he  alone  stood  in  the  way 
of  Mary's  happiness — he,  a  broken  and 
dissipated   ex-gangster. 

The  day  set  for  Mary's  wedding  to 
Sothern  came,  and  Sothern  was  re- 
leased from  jail.  They  were  a  strange 
bridal  couple  as  the}'  stood  before 
the  minister — faces  pale  and  drawn, 
eyes  avoiding  each  others'. 

There  was  a  pause  as  the  minister 
finished  the  brief  service.  Mary  drew 
a  long  breath,  and  turned  to  her  hus- 
band. But  as  she  did  so,  there  was  a 
muffled  report,  and  Sothern  slumped 
to  the  floor,  his  hand  clenched  tightly 
in  his  pocket,  from  which  a  thin 
thread  of  smoke  ascended. 

James  Sothern  had  shot  himself, 
that  Mary  Sothern  might  live  and  be 
happy. 

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When  Jack  Oakie  Was  Gin- 
ger Rogers'  Star  Boarder 

(Continued  from  page  26) 

"some."  Because  the  Rogers  house 
was  a  boarding  house,  to  put  it  frank- 
ly, and  Lela  already  had  more  than 
enough  guests  who  hadn't  paid  up. 

But  Jack  was  such  a  nice  boy. 

Later  that  evening,  while  Jack 
rested  his  weary  frame  upstairs  in 
the  best  front  bedroom,  Ginger  told 
her  mother  how  they'd  met  at  the 
Paramount  party.  Just  a  couple  of 
hopeful  kids,  they  didn't  know  any 
of  the  celebrities,  and  once  they  were 
introduced  they'd  spent  the  whole 
evening  sitting  in  an  obscure  corner 
talking  about  show  business. 

Show  business,  at  that  stage  of  the 
game,  meant  mostly  vaudeville  to 
them.  Ginger  had  just  stopped  being 
the  "Salt"  half  of  a  struggling  song- 
and-dance  team  called  "Salt  and  Pep- 
per," which  had  recently  decided  to 
quit  struggling.  Jack,  too,  was  a 
struggling  hoofer.  But  Jack  had  an 
idea  that  vaudeville  was  on  its  way 
out  and  also  that  he  wanted  to  be  an 
actor.  Ginger,  that  afternoon,  decided 
she  had  the  same  idea.  Further,  they 
decided  that  two  unimportant  heads 
were  better  than  one  in  the  job  of 
licking  the  obstacles  that  kept  them 
from  being  important  heads. 

CO  Jack  came  home  to  live  in  the 
^   Villa  Rogers. 

He  hadn't  paid — but  then,  Lela 
smiled  as  she  headed  back  down  the 
stairs  to  her  cake,  how  could  you 
charge  a  member  of  the  family  rent? 

There  was  a  party  in  the  Villa 
Rogers  that  night.  The  cake  turned 
out  plump  and  round  and  delicious, 
and  Jack  and  Ginger  had  signed  their 
contracts,  and  there  was  really  every 
reason  in  the  world  to  have  a  party. 
Jack  went  down  to  the  "Plasterers 
Local  No.  9",  which  would  have  been 
the  corner  liquor  store  if  this  hadn't 
been  in  1930  and  the  height  of  the 
Noble  Experiment  era,  paid  his  "union 
dues",  and  came  back  with  some  good 
cheer  that  wasn't  really  needed. 

But  came,  as  usual,  the  dawn. 

Lela  pounded  on  Jack's  bedroom 
door.  "Get  up,  Jack!"  she  called. 
"You've  only  got  fifteen  minutes  to 
get  dressed  and  eat."  She  listened. 
Somebody  seemed  to  be  groaning  and 
moaning  in  there.  In  sudden  alarm 
she  opened  the  door. 

Jack  was  sitting  up  in  bed.  The 
Oakie  face  was  pale,  but  the  Oakie 
grin  was  there — slightly  embarrassed 
and  scared,  but  still  there.  He  point- 
ed  at  his  throat. 

"I  think,"  he  croaked,  in  a  voice 
scarcely  above  a  whisper,  "there's 
somepin'   the   matter  with  it." 

There  was.  There  was  a  strepto- 
coccic infection  the  matter  with  it, 
and  by  that  afternoon  Jack  was  in  St. 
Vincent's  Hospital  in  Manhattan. 

He  raged  weakly,  while  Ginger  sat 
beside  him  and  held  his  hand  and 
tried  to  persuade  him  to  quiet  down 
and   get   well.      If   it   had   just   been 


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his  own  big  chance  he'd  spoiled,  it 
wouldn't  have  been  so  bad — but  it 
was  Ginger's  too. 

The  only  thing  that  did  any  good 
was  Ginger.  Ginger,  telling  him  not 
to  worry — Ginger,  bringing  flowers — 
Ginger,  smiling  and  hiding  her  own 
disappointment — Ginger,  being  the 
best  sport  in  the  world.  And,  at  last, 
Ginger  rushing  into  the  hospital  room 
with  the  glorious  news  that  Para- 
mount had  decided,  instead  of  cast- 
ing others  in  their  parts,  to  hold  up 
production  of  the  picture  until  Jack 
was  well. 

That  news  was  what  really  started 
Jack  on  the  road  to  recovery.  The 
doctors  had  said  six  weeks,  but  in  a 
little  more  than  three  he  was  out 
again. 

So  work  on  "The  Sap  From  Syra- 
cuse" started  after  all.  Jack  and 
Ginger  would  come  home  from  the 
studio  every  night,  escorted  by  a  tired 
little  band  of  actors  and  actresses 
who  lived  in  Manhattan  but  would, 
before  the  night  was  up,  "stay  with 
the  Rogerses  because  it's  too  far  across 
the  bridge  to  home."  Bob  Benchley, 
Verree  Teasdale,  George  Barbier, 
Betty  Starbuck,  Eddie  Sutherland, 
who  was  directing  the  picture,  and 
Johnny  Green,  who  was  writing  the 
music  for  it — they  all,  at  one  time  or 
another,  felt  the  comfort  and  kind- 
ness of  Lela  Rogers'  hospitality. 

COR  the  Villa  Rogers  was  home  to 
all  of  them.  It  meant  understand- 
ing, gaiety,  warmth,  good-fellowship. 

"The  Sap  From  Syracuse,"  when 
it  was  finished,  made  Jack  Oakie  a 
star.  Immediately,  he  was  hired  to 
do  a  week's  personal  appearance  at 
the  Paramount  Theater  in  New  York 
—salary  $7,500. 

Then  Paramount  let  Ginger  Rogers 
go.  She  got  the  notice  one  day  when 
Jack  was  at  the  theater.  When  he 
came  home  she  tried  to  break  the 
news  to  him  as  gently  as  she  could, 
because  she  knew  he'd  explode.  He 
did,  violently. 

First  he  wanted  to  quit.  Then  he 
wanted  to  beat  up  the  entire  Para- 
mount staff.  Then  he  wanted  to  quit 
again. 

"It  ain't  fair,  Ginny,"  he  bellowed. 
"They're  crazy  passing  up  a  swell 
little  dramatic  actress  like  you!  Why, 
I'll " 

Ginger  Rogers  smiled  as  best  she 
could.  "Remember  your  slogan,  Jack. 
'Eat,  drink  and  be  merry — for  tomor- 
row there  may  be  a  law  against  it.' 
You  take  your  breaks.  I'll  take  mine 
when  they  come — and  they  will." 

Those  breaks  that  Ginger  spoke  of 
so  confidently — they  came,  but  not 
very  soon.  From  1931  to  1933,  Jack 
couldn't  even  be  near  her,  for  he  was 
called  to  Hollywood.  But  1933  was 
the  big  Rogers-Oakie  year — because 
Ginger  had  had  her  break,  in  "Young 
Man  of  Manhattan,"  and  now  they 
were  together  again,  in  "Sitting 
Pretty."  At,  of  all  places,  the  Para- 
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The  Heart  of  Deanna  Durbin 

(Continued  from  page  16) 

department  at  the  studios  where  she 
can  watch  expert  operators  working 
on  living  hair  and  sometimes  borrow 
a  better  wig  than  she  can  afford  to 
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her  experiments. 

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and  girls,  ranging  from  fourteen  to 
sixteen,  who  are  making  amateur 
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THERE  also  is  Deanna's  new  evening 
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versal  lot,  Deanna,  Mrs.  West,  her 
teacher,  Mr.  Hoskins  of  the  publicity 
department,  and  I.  Mr.  Hoskins  asked 
Deanna  if  she  would  get  that  dress 
and  have  some  pictures  taken  in  it 
that  afternoon.  The  firm  that  manu- 
factures "Deanna  Durbin  Dresses" 
wanted  the  pictures  so  they  might 
copy  the  dress  and  get  it  on  the  mar- 
ket at  once. 

"I  have  to  go  for  my  singing  lesson 
with  Mr.  de  Segurola  right  after 
luncheon,"  Deanna  said  slowly.  "And 
I  really  couldn't  come  back  to  the 
studio  later  without  mother's  permis- 
sion." 

Mr.  Hoskins,  plainly  more  efficient 
than  Deanna  wished  him  to  be,  went 
to  a  telephone  and  secured  Mrs.  Dur- 
bin's  permission  at  once. 

"I  still  don't  see  how  I  can  do  it, 
really,"  Deanna  demurred.  "The  dress 
is  very  crumpled.  It  would  have  to 
be  pressed.  .  ." 

Still  efficient  Mr.  Hoskins  brushed 
aside  this  difficulty.  They  would  send 
a  studio  car  for  the  dress,  he  said, 
while  she  was  having  her  singing  les- 
son, the  wardrobe  department  would 
press  it,  it  would  be  waiting  when  she 
arrived. 

Deanna  gave  up.  "Do  I  really  have 
to  do  it?"  she  asked.  "Oh,  I  love  that 
dress  so.  I  do  want  it  just  for  my 
own.  I  mean,  does  it  have  to  be 
copied,  my  first  long  one?" 

Mr.  Hoskins  was  sorry,  very  sorry, 
but  it  had  to  be  done.  Sometimes, 
you  see,  Deanna's  fame  steps  in  to 
take  the  edge  off  the  beauty  of  life. 
But  without  her  fame  she  most  likely 
never  would  have  had  such  a  dress. 
There  you  are!  And  there  also  is 
Deanna.  And  learning  how  consist- 
ently you  pay  for  everything,  in  one 
coin  or  another,  she  is  developing  a 
philosophy  and  an  adaptability  which 
must  serve  her  well  when  she  comes 
to  her  adult  years. 

DUT  to  get  back  to  the  other  things 
D  that  make  life  glorious  and  excit- 
ing for  Deanna  today,  there  is  her 
singing,  her  singing  itself,  without  re- 
gard for  its  byproducts.  It's  the  very 
core  of  her  life,  her  singing. 

"Ever  since  I  can  remember,"  she 
says,  "I  knew  I  would  be  a  singer. 
I  always  thought  'I'll  grow  up  and  be 
a  singer,'  as  simply  and  naturally  as 
I  thought  'I'll  grow  up  and  be  a  wo- 
man.' Once  in  a  while,  waking  up 
late  at  night  or  early  in  the  morning, 
I'd  be  frightened.  It  would  occur  to 
me  then  that  maybe  I  wouldn't  be  a 
singer  after  all,  that  when  I  grew 
older  and  took  my  lessons  my  voice 
might  not  prove  good  enough.  And  I 
used  to  grow  cold  all  over  because  if 
I  couldn't  be  a  singer  I  wondered 
what  I  would  do." 

You  knew  by  her  eyes  she  was  not 


dramatizing  herself  but  telling  the 
simple  truth.  And  you  were  glad 
things  had  worked  out  as  they  had, 
so,  the  core  of  her  life  all  right,  she 
might  turn  her  attention  to  pleasant 
trifles  like  the  melted  cheese  on  toast 
she  had  ordered  for  luncheon  by  her 
own  gay  name  of  "Cheese  Dufluss," 
to  tying  a  yellow  chiffon  bandana 
about  her  fluffy  hair,  to  learning  to 
drive  a  car  so  she'll  be  prepared  to 
take  the  test  when  her  years  permit. 

Today  Deanna's  life  is  both  diffi- 
cult and  easy,  difficult  because  it's 
crowded  and  demanding,  easy  be- 
cause it  finds  her  doing  those  things 
she  would  choose  to  do  above  all 
others. 

She  gets  up  at  seven-thirty.  After 
she  has  had  her  shower,  dressed,  and 
breakfasted  her  father  drives  her  to 
the  studio.  If  she's  working  she 
studies  on  the  set  between  scenes  with 
her  teacher.  Otherwise  she  spends 
from  nine  until  twelve  in  the  little 
studio  school-house,  goes  home  for 
luncheon,  from  one-thirty-until  three- 
thirty  sings  with  Andre  de  Segurola, 
and  then  gives  interviews,  has  fittings 
or  poses  for  publicity  pictures.  Din- 
ner in  the  Durbin  household  is  at 
seven. 

Twice  a  week  in  the  evening 
Deanna  rehearses  her  radio  program 
from  one  to  three  hours  with  Eddie 
Cantor  and  on  Wednesday  night  there 
is  the  broadcast  itself.  Somewhat 
sentimental  about  her  first  song,  "Pal 
of  My  Cradle  Days,"  Deanna  would 
like  to  sing  it  on  the  air.  But  she 
wonders,  looking  as  intensely  serious 
as  it  befits  Fifteen  to  look  upon  occa- 
sion, if  it  would  be  quite  the  thing. 

To  insist  her  double  career  hasn't 
curtailed  certain  associations  and 
pleasures  which  otherwise  would  be- 
long to  her  age  would  be  stupid.  But 
Deanna  would  tell  you  that  it's  only 
rarely  she  misses  the  schoolgirl  com- 
panionships she  used  to  know. 

"The  people  I  meet  and  work  with 
in  radio  and  motion  pictures  are  so 
interesting,"  she  says  "that  I  never 
have  any  feeling  they're  older  than 
I  am.  They're  live  people  who  are 
doing  things  so  they  don't  seem  to 
have  any  set  age." 

AS  for  her  dreams,  they  remain  the 
'*  same.  She  wants  to  sing.  And  it's 
this,  I  think,  that  works  the  unbeliev- 
able miracle  of  keeping  her  un- 
spoiled. During  the  day  she's  too 
busy  to  sit  back  and  bask  in  her 
achievement.  And  at  night,  falling 
off  to  sleep,  it's  never  her  current 
triumphs  she  thinks  about.  It's  to 
the  future  her  thoughts  fly  then.  She 
pictures  herself  on  the  stage  of  opera- 
houses  in  New  York,  London.  Stock- 
holm, Madrid,  and  Milan  .  .  .  singing, 
singing,  singing.  .  .  . 


Only   twenty-one — yet 

already  she 

has    livec 

a    life 

full 

to 

over 

flowing 

of   drama,    romance, 

neartaches,    1 

aughter. 

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Martha 

Raye's 

enthralling   life 

story, 

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Night"— 

starting 

in 

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shakedowns  of  over  $1,000,000.  The 
mob  added  the  baking  industry  to  the 
racket  and  then  gradually  gained 
control  of  every  factor  in  the  City 
of  New  York  in  flour  trucking  and  in 
making  bread,  pastry,  rolls,  cakes  and 
pies. 

This  was  one  of  the  first  rackets  we 
tackled.  But  such  was  the  terror  of 
the  victims  that  it  has  taken  almost 
two  years  to  break  it. 

In  the  summer,  Lepke  and  Gurrah 
were  indicted  by  my  office  for  their 
operation  of  the  garment  racket  and 
again  for  the  baking  racket.  Today 
they  are  fugitives  from  justice. 


II 


CIVE     thousand     dollars     reward     is 

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of  the  Deadwood  stage,  but  for  a 
young  New  York  lawyer  who  be- 
trayed his  profession  and  turned 
gangster,  and  is  now  a  fugitive  from 
justice. 

The  man  I  am  talking  about  is  J. 
Richard  Davis.  He  was  the  brains  for 
Dutch  Schultz,  one  of  the  most  no- 
torious racketeers  of  our  day. 

Two  years  ago,  in  the  back  room  of 
a  Newark  saloon,  Dutch  Schultz  was 
sitting  with  his  lieutenants  going 
over  his  accounting  books.  Men  ap- 
peared in  the  door,  the  rapid  fire  of 
guns  was  heard  and  New  York's 
gangster  overlord  fell  dying. 

The  $5,000  reward  is  not  for  the 
murderer  of  Schultz,  but  for  the  cap- 
ture of  his  living  "brains."  Schultz 
the  muscle  man  is  dead.  But  the  mob 
carried  on  under  J.  Richard  Davis, 
who  is  still  at  large. 

Who  is  Davis?  What  does  he  stand 
for  in  the  racket?  Two  years  ago, 
the  name  of  Schultz  struck  terror 
wherever  it  was  heard.  But  the  name 
of  Davis  was  unknown  to  the  public 
though  he  had  operated  in  this  city 
for  eight  years.  He  remained  un- 
known until  a  little  over  two  years 
ago. 

J.  Richard  Davis  is  a  strange  figure 
to  be  a  top  commander  of  a  New 
York  gang.  He  came  from  a  little 
hamlet  in  upstate  New  York.  Having 
worked  his  way  through  law  school, 
he  was  admitted  to  the  Bar  in  1927. 
He  got  a  clerkship  in  an  old  and  hon- 
ored law  firm.  He  was  a  clever  kid, 
on  his  way  to  success.  But  he  wanted 
to  get  there  the  easy  way. 

So  he  branched  out  for  himself, 
hanging  around  the  Magistrate's 
Court,  handling  little  policy  cases. 
Soon  he  began  to  know  his  way 
around.  He  established  a  law  office  in 
the  back  room  of  a  bail  bondsman's 
office,  and  from  a  professional  fixer 
he  learned  the  ropes.  Soon  he  became 
known  as  "The  Kid  Mouthpiece." 

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in  three  short  years,  the  leading  law- 
yer for  the  policy  boys. 

What  is  the  policy  game  which  we 
hear  so  much  about?  Some  people 
call  it  the  numbers  game.  It  is  an  old 
form  of  petty  gambling  which  has  ex- 
isted for  many  years,  both  here  and 
in  other  countries.  It  is  a  game  in 
which  people  bet  2c,  5c,  or  10c  or 
more,  on  a  given  set  of  three  num- 
bers. If  the  player  bets  on  the  right 
number,  he  "hits"  and  is  paid  600  to 
1.  Until  1930,  it  was  a  small  time 
game.  About  one  hundred  and  fifty 
small  operators  ran  games  and  no 
mob  of  gangsters  were  in  the  field. 

But  in  1930  something  new  came 
into  policy.  Davis  got  together  with 
Dutch  Schultz.  They  decided  that 
policy  could  be  made  into  a  major 
racket. 

And  so  it  was  that,  quietly,  one  by 
one,  the  little  policy  bankers  were 
forced  into  the  combination.  One 
was  taken  for  a  ride,  but  released  on 
his  promise  to  "play  ball."  Another 
was  beaten  up.  Another  found  his 
collectors  and  controllers  threatened 
by  gunmen,  and  in  the  short  space  of 
a  year,  Davis  and  Dutch  Schultz  had 
conquered  an  empire.  And  more,  they 
learned  how  to  fix  the  numbers  so  the 
player  never  had  a  fair  chance. 

In  the  seven  years  since  1930,  when 
the  Schultz-Davis  partnership  com- 
menced, this  renegade  lawyer  gang- 
ster achieved  the  kind  of  success  that 
he  wanted.  He  made  it — the  short 
way.  His  law  office  so-called,  was  a 
whole  floor  of  the  skyscraper  at  1450 
Broadway.  The  rent  alone  was  $13,000 
a  year.  He  was  a  home  loving  fellow, 
with  three  separate  establishments, 
one  on  West  End  Avenue,  another  on 
Park  Avenue,  and  still  a  third,  a  pent- 
house on  East  92nd  Street.  His  ward- 
robe included  sixteen  suits  of  clothes 
for  which  he  paid  $165  each.  His 
overcoats  cost  $190  apiece  and  his 
shirts  from  $8  up. 

So  arrogant  were  Davis  and  the  rest 
of  the  mob  that  they  were  sure  no 
one  would  ever  reach  up  through  the 
various  layers  of  henchmen  to  the 
men  at  the  top.  They  stayed  right 
here  in  New  York,  confident  they 
would  not  ever  be  touched.  At  last, 
with  50  simultaneous  raids  last  Jan- 
uary, we  brought  in  the  smaller  fry. 
We  treated  them  as  they  should  have 
been  treated.  We  took  their  testi- 
mony and  they  are  walking  the  streets 
as  witnesses  today.  And  then  when 
the  big  shots  saw  those  men  for  the 
first  time,  not  being  treated  as  the 
ultimate  but  as  the  smaller  fry,  which 
they  are,  the  big  shots  began  to  be 
afraid.  As  the  case  was  gradually 
worked  up,  the  mob  left  town. 

Ill 

TONIGHT,  I  am  going  to  talk  about 
the  poultry  racket  and  about  a 
man  who  worked  his  way  up  from 
bouncer  in  a  dance  hall  to  czar  of  a 
fifty  million  dollar  industry,  and 
levied  a  tax  on  every  man  and  wo- 
man in  New  York.  This  bouncer  was 
no  ham-fisted  Bowery  bruiser.  He 
was  a  slim,   slick-haired  fellow   who 


cowed  the  noisy  with  a  cold  eye  or 
a  crippling,  an  unexpected  blow.  His 
liking  for  barber  shops  and  liberal 
use  of  sweet-smelling  oils  and  tonics 
won  him  the  nickname,  "Tootsie". 

Arthur  Herbert  was  a  truck  driver 
by  day  and  a  bouncer  in  a  downtown 
dance-hall  at  night;  but  he  had  ambi- 
tion— ambition  to  be  a  Big-shot  and 
to  make  the  big  money  that  comes 
easy  and  quick,  outside  the  law. 

At  the  age  of  24,  "Tootsie"  bullied 
his  way  into  a  job  as  delegate  for  the 
Chicken  Drivers'  Union.  This  gave 
him  a  chance  to  study  the  inner 
workings  of  the  industry.  Soon  he 
took  over  the  union  by  bringing  in  a 
mob  of  strong-arm  men  and  sluggers. 
From  then  on  the  members  never  had 
a  chance  to  choose  their  own  officers 
and  "Tootsie"  reigned,  while  terri- 
fied members  did  his  bidding. 

\A/HILE  Tootsie  was  conquering  his 
""  part  of  the  empire,  he  struck  up  a 
partnership  with  his  old  friend  and 
associate,  Joe  Weiner.  Now  Joey  was 
an  experienced  man.  An  expert  safe- 
cracker and  not  long  out  of  prison,  he 
was  looking  for  bigger  and  safer  fields. 
Joey  took  over  the  job  of  invading 
the  Chicken  Killers'  Union.  And 
so  it  came  to  pass  that  the  ex- 
bouncer  and  the  safe-blower  came  to 
power,  back  in  the  year  1927.  Grab- 
bing control  of  a  legitimate  union  was 
the  first  step.  The  industry  was  next. 
Merchants  were  told  where  and  with 
whom  they  could  do  business.  For 
that  privilege  they  had  to  pay  one 
cent  a  pound  on  every  chicken  they 
sold  in  New  York.  With  this  source  of 
revenue  the  racket  became  big  money. 

Some  of  the  dealers  had  the  cour- 
age to  complain.  Some  even  refused 
to  pay.  But  not  for  long.  Their 
trucks  and  their  chicken  coops  were 
burned.  The  home  of  one  was  bombed 
one  night,  while  his  wife  and  child 
were  asleep.  Paving  stones  were 
dropped  on  the  truck  of  another  as 
it  went  under  a  bridge,  and  the  truck 
was  wrecked.  Quickly,  an  industry 
was  subdued,  as  the  unions  had  been. 

Chicken  dealers  have  to  buy  feed 
for  their  chickens.  Tootsie  and  Joey 
decided  that  all  the  chicken  dealers  in 
New  York  should  buy  the  feed  from 
them.  So  they  moved  in  on  the  Met- 
ropolitan Feed  Company.  The  indus- 
try knew  their  reputation  well,  so  that 
they  had  no  trouble.  They  made 
themselves  stockholders  in  the  Cor- 
poration. They  elected  themselves 
vice-presidents  at  $150  a  week  apiece. 
As  vice-presidents,  Tootsie  and  Joey 
did  the  field  work  and  that  was  what 
counted.  The  chicken  dealers  soon 
found  that  it  was  safer  to  buy  their 
feed  from  the  Metropolitan.  True 
enough,  the  prices  of  the  Metropoli- 
tan were  about  twice  those  of  the  old 
dealers  in  the  business.  But  it  was 
good  insurance  and  the  cost  could  be 
passed  on  to  the  public.  Before  long, 
the  old  feed  companies  found  they 
had  no  customers.  They  cut  their 
prices,  they  delivered  secretly  at 
night,  but  before  long  they  folded  up, 
one  by  one. 

But   there  is  more   in  the   chicken 


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crates,  which  are  called  coops,  for 
transporting  the  live  chickens  to  mar- 
ket. A  dealer  can  buy  a  coop  for 
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The  Federal  Government  stepped 
in.  There  was  an  injunction  out 
against  Tootsie  and  Weiner,  under 
the  Anti-Trust  Law.  They  were 
called  into  court  for  violating  it. 
Weiner  was  sent  away  for  two  years. 

Tootsie  was  found  guilty  and  got 
a  short  vacation  of  six  months. 

TOOTSIE  saved  money  during  his 
six  months  in  prison.  By  this  time 
he  had  jacked  up  his  union  pay  to 
$200  a  week  and  before  he  went  away 
he  ordered  his  union  to  keep  him  on 
the  payroll  while  he  was  temporarily 
absent.  He  also  took  the  union's  $5,000 
death  benefit  fund  out  of  the  bank 
and  put  it  away  for  a  rainy  day.  From 
his  cell  he  sent  orders  which  raised 
the  dues  of  the  union  workers  from 
$5  to  $10  a  month,  and  when  he  got 
out,  he  went  back  to  business  at  the 
old  stand. 

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criminal  career,  he  was  charged  not 
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big  for  anyone  to  prosecute.  In  the 
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operated  a  loan  shark  concession  in 
his  union,  lending  money  to  poor 
workers  who  were  hard  up  for  cash 
and  charging  huge  interest. 

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indictment  himself  for  felony,  still 
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of  Special  Sessions  and  right  in  the 
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interest  when  prepared  with  evapor- 
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Cabbage  Pudding 

1       small  head  cabbage 
Vz  cup  evaporated  milk 
V2  cup  water 

salt 

pepper 

buttered  bread  crumbs 
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Cover  with  buttered  bread  crumbs, 
sprinkle  with  salt  and  pepper  and  re- 
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shredded  cocoanut 
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Stir  into  the  sweetened  condensed 
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Chocolate  Cream  Tapioca 
1       egg 

1       cup  evaporated  milk 
1      cup   water 

3       tbls.  quick  cooking  tapioca 
Vi  cup  sugar- Vs  tsp.  salt 
V2  cup  whipped  evaporated  milk 
V2  tsp.  vanilla 
1       square   (1  oz.)   chocolate 

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a  little  of  the  milk.  Add  remaining 
milk,  together  with  salt,  sugar  and 
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water  and  scald  (three  to  five  minutes) 
then  cook  for  five  minutes,  stirring 
frequently.  Remove  from  heat.  Beat 
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fold  into  it  a  small  quantity  of  the 
cooked  mixture,  then  stir  the  two 
mixtures  together.  Allow  to  cool. 
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and  sax  man  at  the  time  was  Benny 
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Commanders;  Mai  Hallett;  Russ 
Columbo  and  Buddy  Rogers.  He 
joined  Goodman  for  the  Let's  Dance 
three-hour  show  on  NBC,  and  has 
been  with  him  since.  He  never  fol- 
lows the  music  in  front  of  him,  claim- 
ing swing  must  be  improvised.  He  is 
five  feet  8  inches  tall,  weighs  145 
pounds,  has  brown  eyes  and  black 
hair.  Has  been  married  for  four 
years  to  Ethel  Fawcett  of  Chicago. 
Edward  Boling,  Genesee,  N.  Y. — 
Charley  Marshall  has  moved  to  Hol- 
lywood with  the  Signal  Carnival, 
which  means  that  Johnny  O'Brien, 
Johnny  Toffoli,  Ace  Wright  and  Lu- 
cille Squires  are  now  called  simply 
The  Mavericks.  You  can  hear  them 
on  the  Western  Farm  and  Home 
Hour  Wednesdays. 

Fan  Club  Section 

S.O.S.— Will  officers  of  the  follow- 
ing fan  clubs  please  send  their  ad- 
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waiting  for  this  information.)  Fan 
clubs  for:  Don  Ameche,  Eddie  Can- 
tor, Dolly  Dawn,  Jessica  Dragonette, 
Horace  Heidt,  Sonja  Henie,  Frances 
Langford,  Kate  Smith  and  Gladys 
Swarthout. 

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MacNulty,  president,  Box  148,  South 
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Lanny  Ross  Club — Miss  Mary  Mun- 
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Mass.;  fourth  year,  Dick  Powell  Fan 
Club — Chaw  Mank,  president,  Staun- 
ton, 111.;  second  year,  Jack  Fulton 
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band  concert.  He  persuaded  the  local 
Elks"  Lodge  band  to  go  on  the  air  for 
him.  and  was  pretty  happy  over  the 
novelty  he  was  going  to  give  his 
friends.  He'd  only  forgotten  one  little 
detail — when  the  band  arrived,  forty- 
five  pieces  strong,  it  was  several  times 
larger  than  his  bedroom  studio.  Un- 
daunted, he  moved  microphones,  band, 
and  all  into  his  back  yard.  There, 
amid  the  howling  of  the  neighbors' 
dogs,  he  staged  what  was  probably 
New  Orleans'  first  out-door  broadcast. 

*  =fc  # 

CINCINNATI— With  the  most  suc- 
cessful movie  comedies  concentrating 
on  the  antics  of  wildly  nutty  families, 
it  looks  as  if  WLW  has  a  day-time 
serial  that  ought  soon  to  follow  "The 
Life  of  Mary  Sothern"  to  a  coast  to 
coast  network.  It's  the  Mad  Hatter- 
fields. 

Written  by  Pauline  Hopkins,  who 
has  for  many  years  been  writing  con- 
sistently for  First  Nighter  and  Grand 
Hotel,  the  Mad  Hatterfields  serial  is 
on  WLW  five  days  a  week  from  4:45 
to  5:00  p.m.,  E.S.T.  Its  sponsor  is 
Nestle's  Milk  Products. 

Pauline  plays  one  of  the  principal 
parts,  Meg  Hatterfield,  the  only  mem- 
ber of  the  family  who  hasn't  artistic 
talent.  Mama  Hatterfield  explains  that 
the  reason  for  Meg's  lack  is  that  she 
was  born  when  Mama  was  touring  in 
"Faust" — and  "Faust,"  says  Mama,  is 
so  second-rate.  That  ought  to  give  you 
an  idea  of  how  the  Hatterfields  talk 
and  act. 

Pauline  won't  admit  it,  but  the 
general  idea  around  the  WLW  studios 
is  that  she  gets  most  of  her  inspiration 
in  writing  the  Mad  Hatterfields  from 
the  members  of  her  own  family,  most 
of  whom  have  been  actors  and  music- 
ians for  years. 

*  *  * 

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are  equipped  with  elaborate  push- 
button systems  connected  directly 
with  the  Hollywood  police  station. 
When  the  button  is  pushed,  a  light 
flashes  in  the  station,  the  alarm  is 
broadcast,  and  a  squad  car  rushes  to 

the  scene. 

$        #       * 

PHILADELPHIA— The  title  of  this 
story  might  be  "From  Milk  to  Mike" 
— because  LeRoy  W.  Miller,  comedian- 
announcer  at  KYW,  got  his  first  radio 
job  when  he  used  to  trudge  eighteen 
miles  every  day  from  his  parents' 
farm  to  Lancaster,  Pa.,  in  order  to 
announce  a  program.  Yes,  he  milked 
the  cows  first,  too. 

Philadelphians  know  Miller  best  as 
the  announcer  and  originator  of 
KYWs  Musical  Clock  program,  al- 
though he  also  announces  NBC  net- 
work shows  which  originate  in  the 
Quaker  City.  The  Musical  Clock  is 
aired  locally  every  morning  except 
Sunday  from  7:30 'to  8:30.  What  Le- 
Roy's  admirers  don't  know  is  that  this 
same  Musical  Clock,  under  the  name 


of  the  Early  Bird  Club,  was  started 
back  in  1932,  on  the  Lancaster  station, 
and  has  been  so  popular  everywhere 
LeRoy  has  broadcast  it  that  he's  never 
given  it  up.  And  of  course  what  makes 
it  so  popular  is  LeRoy's  cheerful  patter 
and  his  inimitable  style. 

He  plays  the  violin,  thinks  up  new 
and  amusing  stunts  for  his  broadcast, 
and  keeps  up  a  constant  flow  of  ad-lib 
chatter  into  the  mike.  A  mysterious 
feature  of  the  Musical  Clock  is  the 
Junior  Choir.  No  one  knows  how  Le- 
Roy produces  it,  but  it  sounds  like  a 
group  of  children  from  one  to  thirteen 
years  of  age,  crying  in  unison. 

You'd  expect  LeRoy  to  be  practic- 
ally alone  in  his  studio  as  early  as 
7:30  in  the  morning,  but  the  fact  is 
that  the  Musical  Clock  attracts  a  lot 
of  visitors.  Most  of  them  are  men  who 
have  worked  all  night,  and  have 
stopped  in  to  watch  their  favorite 
program   before  going  home  to  bed. 

Dr.  Allan  R.  Dafoe,  vacationing  in 
New  York  for  a  few  days  early  this 
winter,  showed  so  much  energy  and 
vitality  that  he  wore  out  a  whole 
string  of  escorts.  Up  early  in  the 
morning  and  out  until  late  at  night, 
was  the  good  doctor's  program,  nor 
did  he  scorn  such  local  phenomena  as 
the  International  Casino,  where  danc- 
ing girls  perform  in  front  of  exotic 
scenery.  Said  the  doctor  of  the  per- 
formance,    "My,     aren't    those     girls 

athletic!" 

*  *       * 

Lum  and  Abner  have  a  reply  all 
ready  for  the  many  fans  who  wrote 
in  to  complain  of  the  way  they  im- 
itated Andy  Devine  on  a  mid-Novem- 
ber program.  The  reply:  Andy  Devine 
was  imitated  by  Andy  Devine,  and 
Lum  and  Abner  deserve  neither  the 
applause  nor  the  disapproval. 

*  *       * 

It  may  be  a  gag,  but  I  doubt  it. 
Prexy  Jack  Oakie  of  Oakie  College 
has  received  a  letter  from  a  girl  in 
Tulsa,  inquiring  gravely  about  his 
college's  entrance  requirements  and 
entrance  fees.  And  Eddie  Cantor  often 
gets  letters  from  listeners  who  want 
to  know  about  tax  rates,  school  de- 
velopments, parks,  and  water  supply 
in  Texaco  Town,  with  a  view  to  mov- 
ing there. 

*     *     * 

Studio  officials  shook  their  heads  in 
disapproval  when  Frances  Langford 
flew  east  for  a  three-week  personal 
appearance  date  at  the  Paramount 
Theater  in  New  York;  but  Frances 
flew  anyway.  Her  contract  said 
nothing  against  it,  and  she  was  in  a 
hurry.  Before  she  got  to  Chicago  some 
early-winter  weather  began  to  toss 
the  plane  around,  and  Frances  began 
to  wonder  if  the  studio  hadn't  been 
right  after  all.  At  Chicago,  she  left 
the  plane   and   came  the  rest  of  the 

way  by  train. 

*  *       * 

CINCINNATI— In  radio  work  only 
a  little  more  than  a  year,  Ray  Shan- 


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a  week,  two  weekly  forty-five  minute 
shows,  and  a  half-dozen  others  of 
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been  on  the  stage  all  his  life. 

Twenty-three  years  ago  Ray  was  a 
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theater,  and  even  then  he  could  cause 
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stage  hands  than  the  visiting  come- 
dian. He  grew  up,  and  went  on  the 
stage,  playing  all  sorts  of  parts.  But 
when  "Life  Begins  at  8:40"  closed  in 
Chicago  a  year  ago  last  August,  he 
decided  that  he  was  going  to  find  out 
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to  his  old  home  town,  Cincinnati,  and 
began  making  millions  laugh  instead 
of  hundreds. 

WLW  officials  soon  found  out  how 
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*  *  * 

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{Continued  from  page  35) 


Miss  Katherine  Colvert." 

"Does  he  think  them  ghosts  are  a- 
comin'  back?"  Grandpappy  inquired. 

"Oh,  he  knows  they  air,"  Abner 
said,  with  a  disgusted  jerk  of  his  chin 
whiskers.  "Had  him  over  for  sup- 
per last  night  and  I  'clare  I  thought 
he  never  was  goin'  home. 

"Wouldn't  be  so  bad,"  Abner  sighed, 
"if  we'd  only  knocked  all  that  fool- 
ishness 'bout  Katherine  Colvert  and 
the  buried  gold  out'n  his  head.  Still 
claims  he's  got  a  couple  million  dol- 
lars in  gold  from  the  Old  Spanish 
mine  buried  but  he  can't  remember 
where.  And  still  keeps  insistin'  he's 
goin'  ahead  and  marry  that  Colvert 
woman  next  Friday." 

"Abner,  he  don't  care  a  thing  in  the 
world  about  her,"  Grandpap  said  em- 
phatically, "We  just  got  to  figger  out 
some  way  of  gettin'  his  memory  back 
'fore  that  weddin',  so's  he'll  know  he 
never  asked  her  to  marry  him!" 

Having  said  all  this  with  great  de- 
cision, Grandpappy  settled  back  com- 
fortably into  his  chair  and  gradually 
slipped  into  a  light  doze. 

LIE  had  begun  to  snore  when  the 
telephone  rang.  He  opened  one 
eye  and  watched  Abner  answer  it. 

"Hello— Jot  'Em  Down  Store!  Who? 
The  chief  of  police?  Just  a  minit." 
He  turned,  holding  the  receiver  out  to 
Grandpappy.  "Call  for  the  chief  of 
police." 

Grandpap  put  his  hands  on  the 
arms  of  the  chair  and  hoisted  himself 
up,  his  eyes  shining  with  anticipation. 

"Well,  well,"  he  said,  "first  time  I've 
had  a  call  in  a  month.  .  .  .  Hello? 
Chief  o'  p'leece  Sears  speakin'.  Yes 
mom?  Who?  Oh,  yeah,  yeah,  what 
can  I  do  for  you?  .  .  .  Mom?  .  .  .  Well, 
whyn't  you  tell  him  to  get  out?  .  .  . 
Oh,  all  right,  Mamie,  I'll  be  right 
over." 

He  hung  up  and  turned  to  Abner. 

"That  was  Mamie  Phillips,  Abner. 
Says  Lum's  over  there  with  a  pick  and 
shovel  and's  a-diggin'  up  her  whole 
front  yard!" 

Abner  was  sizzling  when  Grand- 
pappy returned  half  an  hour  later 
with  Lum. 

"Now  see  here,  Lum  Edwards,"  he 
yelled,  "you  got  to  quit  tryin'  to  dig 
up  the  whole  town  lookin'  for  that 
gold.  There  ain't  no  gold,  an'  you 
know  it!" 

Lum,  however,  far  from  being  sub- 
dued, was  angry  on  his  own  account. 
"Well,"  he  retorted,  "if  you'd  try  to 
help  me  think  where  I  buried  the  gold 
instid  o'  settin'  around  here  tryin'  to 
keep  me  from  lookin'  fer  it,  I'da  had 
it  found  by  this  time!" 

"How  can  I  help  you  when  I  keep 
tellin'  you  there  ain't  no  gold?" 

"There  is  so!  I  know  'cause  I 
dreamt  I  found  two  sacks  under  a 
chimbley  last  night!" 

Abner's  answer  cannot  be  written 
down.  Perhaps  it  will  be  enough  to 
say  that  it  partly  resembled  the  hiss 
of  a  disgusted  goose,  partly  the  bel- 


low of  an  enraged  water-buffalo,  and 
partly  the  sound  of  surf  on  a  rocky 
coast.  He  might  have  undertaken  the 
difficult  task  of  amplifying  on  this 
expression  of  his  feelings,  but  at 
that  moment  the  screen  door  slammed 
open  and  Cedric  Weehunt  rushed  in. 

"Did  you  find  it,  Cedric?"  Lum 
asked. 

"Yes  mom  .  .  .  er,  never  found  no 
gold  but  I  found  another  chimbley." 

"Whereabouts?" 

"Over  there  to  the  Lunsford  place." 

Lum  rose  and  shuffled  toward  his 
pick  and  shovel,  the  fire  of  ambition 
in  his  eye.  Then  he  stopped  and 
muttered,  "Got  to  make  a  phone  call 
first." 

He  turned  the  crank  and  spoke  into 
the  mouthpiece.  "Hello,  Addie,  get 
me  Parker  Pitts,  will  you?  .  .  .  Hello, 
who  is  this?  Well,  this  is  Lum  Ed- 
wards, Park.  Yeah.  I  want  you  to 
do  a  little  work  on  the  chimbley  over 
there  at  my  place  .  .  .  Why,  it's  lean- 
in'  over  to  one  side,  sorta.  Looks  like 
it's  about  ready  to  fall  any  minit  .  .  . 
I  don't  know,  I  think  maybe  some- 
body's been  sorta  diggin'  under  it, 
seems  like.  Yeah,  all  right,  good- 
bye." 

The  week  slogged  peacefully  on  its 
way,  as  weeks  have  a  habit  of  doing 
in  Pine  Ridge.  Lum  continued  to  dig, 
until  his  hands  were  blistered  and 
sore.  Abner  began  to  hope  that  Lum 
would  make  such  a  spectacle  of  him- 
self that  when  Friday  came  Katherine 
Colvert  would  refuse  to  marry  him. 

On  Wednesday  afternoon  Lum 
walked  into  the  Jot  'Em  Down  Store, 
the  picture  of  utter  weariness  and  de- 
jection, and  slumped  down  in  the 
chair  in  front  of  his  desk.  His  jeans 
were  gray  with  dust,  and  his  whiskers 
lank  and  stringy  with  sweat.  He 
looked  around  at  Abner,  Grandpap, 
Dick  Huddleston,  and  Cedric. 

"I  GRANNIES,"  Lum  sighed,  "looks 
■  like  I  have  the  hardest  luck  of 
anybody  I  ever  seen  in  my  life." 

Abner  looked  upon  the  beaten  man 
with  a  sympathy  he  hadn't  felt  for 
days — sympathy,  plus  a  sudden  hope 
that  Lum  was  going  to  regain  his  rea- 
son. "It  ain't  hard  luck,  Lum,"  he 
consoled  him.  "You  jist  never  had 
no  gold  buried  to  start  with." 

Lum  shook  his  head  sadly.  "Ain't 
no  good  for  you  to  say  that,  Abner.  I 
did.     I   know   I   did." 

"Stop  talkin'  foolishness,"  Abner 
snapped.  "If  you'd  had  any  gold, 
wouldn't  you  a  found  it  by  now?" 

"That's  jist  it.  I've  found  one  sack 
of  it,  but  I  can't  find  t'other." 

"HUH?" 

"Over  there  under  the  chimbley  on 
the  old  Witherspoon  place.  Jist  like 
I  dreamed  it.  But  I've  dug  and  dug 
that  ground  fer  twenty  feet  in  ever' 
direction  but  I'll  be  dad  blamed  if  I 
can  find  t'other  one." 

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all,  had  found  one  of  his  sacks  of 
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disappearance.  The  party  line  was 
so  busy  all  day  long  that  in  order  to 
make  a  telephone  call  you  had  to 
hang  on  and  listen  until  the  people 
using  it  were  through — not  that  any- 
body minded  doing  that.  A  reporter 
from  the  county  seat  came  down  and 
wrote  a  story  that  appeared  on  the 
front  page  of  his  paper  and  started 
the  Pine  Ridge  gold  rush.  By  Friday 
morning  the  Jot  'Em  Down  Store  was 
completely  cleaned  out  of  picks  and 
shovels  and  every  front  yard  in  town 
looked  like  a  battle-field. 

The  wedding  was  set  for  Friday 
evening  at  six  o'clock,  in  the  church. 

Six  o'clock  came,  and  so  did  most 
of  Pine  Ridge.  All  except  Lum  Ed- 
wards. The  minister  was  waiting, 
the  guests  were  waiting,  even  the 
bride  was  waiting — and  not  looking 
very  happy  about  it,  either — but  the 
groom  was  late. 

He  finally  came  down  the  street  at 
a  slow  gallop,  grabbing  his  black  hat 
with  one  hand  and  holding  his  collar 
on  with  the  other. 

"I  had  an  awful  time  getting 
dressed,"  he  explained  breathlessly. 
"Never  did  get  this  collar  fastened." 

Sister  Simpson  took  her  seat  at 
the  organ,  and  after  a  preliminary 
wheeze  or  two  the  strains  of  "Lohen- 
grin" filled  the  church. 

CROM  the  sidelines  Grandpappy  and 
'  Cedric  watched  Lum  start  down  the 
aisle,  leaning  on  Abner's  arm  and 
looking  a  little  like  a  condemned  man 
being  led  to  the  scaffold.  After  them 
came  Katherine  Colvert,  splendid  in 
a  white  veil  and  orange  blossoms,  es- 
corted by  her  father. 

"Hey,"  Grandpappy  yelled  sudden- 
ly, "what's  happenin'?" 

Lum,  standing  with  Abner  at  the 
altar,  had  begun  to  act  mighty  funny. 
He  was  looking  back  down  the  aisle 
at  Katherine  Colvert  bearing  down 
on  him  like  a  transcontinental  bus  un- 
der full  power,  and  he  was  tugging 
at  Abner's  arm.  Then  he  began  to 
look  wildly  around  the  church. 

"What's  goin'  on  around  here?"  he 
asked  weakly. 

"Why,  it's  your  weddin',  Lum,"  Ab- 
ner assured  him. 

"Yeah,  I  know  that,  but  Where's 
Evalener?" 

"Oh  that  all  happened  a  month 
ago.  You're  marryin'  Miss  Katherine 
Colvert,   don't  you  remember?" 

But  Lum  obviously  did  not  remem- 
ber. His  head  was  jerking  wildly 
from  side  to  side  and  his  eyes  looked 
like  those  of  a  wild  horse.  "Sompin's 
happenin'  around  here,"  he  mumbled. 
"I'm  all  mixed  up  .  .  .  I  .  .  .1  .  .  .  never 
wanted  to  marry  no  Miss  Katherine 
Colvert." 

"I  doggies,"  Abner  shouted  sudden- 
ly, "he's  gettin'  his  memory  back!  He 
thinks  this  is  last  month  and  this  is 
Evalener 's  wedding!  .  .  .  Hey!  Hey, 
somebody,  help  me  grab  him!" 

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in  a  typical  Lum  fashion.  He'd  re- 
gained his  memory,  but  the  strain  was 
too  much  for  him. 

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his    cigarette.      Thorn    said,    "Well?" 

Jeanette  picked  up  a  match  and  be- 
gan to  punch  little  holes  in  the  ciga- 
rette stub.  "I  don't  know,"  she  said 
at  last.  "When  I  came  back  to  New 
York  last  week  I  could  bear  the 
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you.  All  through  that  year  I  meant 
what  I  said  in  my  letters,  and  I 
thought   of  you,   and   I   was   happy." 

"And  you've  been  with  me,  too,  all 
this  time.  There's  never  been  anyone 
else.  But  things  have  changed — 
you're  the  same  as  you  were,  as  beau- 
tiful  and  as  sweet,   but   .   .   ." 

Suddenly,  furiously,  Jeanette  said: 
"Nothing  could  survive  waiting  as 
long  as  we  have.  Love  has  to  have 
something  to  feed  on.  It's  like  starv- 
ing— after  the  first  unbearable  day 
or  two  you  don't  care  any  more.  We 
should  have  been  married  at  the 
start,  regardless;  we  could  have  sur- 
vived somehow." 

"That's  in  the  past,"  he  told  her, 
wearily.  "Perhaps,  if  we  try,  we  can 
regain  this  thing  we  had." 

She  shook  her  head.     "No." 

M  OW,  in  the  months  that  followed, 
her  only  salvation  and  her  only 
comfort  was  Anna,  her  mother.  Anna 
who  travelled  with  her,  cushioned  her 
against  bumps  in  life's  pitfalls,  and  all 
so  quietly,  unassumingly,  unobtru- 
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and  so  few  know  how  to  be. 

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shook  herself  from  her  lethargy  and 
called  her  manager.  "Don't  accept 
any  more  dancing  roles  for  me,"  she 
commanded.  "I'm  a  singer.  I've  got 
a  good  voice  and  I  know  it.  I  don't 
care  how  you  do  it — but  when  I  sign 
again  it  will  be  because  I  can  sing,  not 
because   my   legs   are   good-looking." 

In  the  beginning  she  had  been  sure 
that  after  an  audition  or  two  some 
producer  would  sign  her  as  prima 
donna.  When  weeks,  and  then  a 
month,  and  then  six  months  had  gone 
and  she  was  still  without  a  job,  she 
had  to  face  herself  and  admit,  finally. 


that  perhaps  she  could  never  make  a 
living  with  her  voice.  All  the  money 
she  had  saved  was  gone;  the  certainty 
of  her  success  had  been  so  great  that 
she  and  her  mother  hadn't  troubled 
to   move    to    a    cheaper    apartment. 

When  at  last  she  was  completely 
broke,  and  the  rent  was  due,  and  bills 
were  piled  high  on  her  dressing  table, 
she  knew  that  she  must  make  the 
choice  at  once  between  sticking  it  out 
or  going  back  to  revues. 

By  returning  to  her  dancing  she 
could  replenish  her  bank  account,  re- 
establish herself  as  a  successful  show- 
woman,  and  relax  once  more.  Be- 
sides, being  away  from  Broadway  for 
so  long  must  at  last  mean  that  Broad- 
way, with  its  short  memory,  would 
forget  her  completely.  But  she  would 
have  to  give  up  her  idea  of  singing. 

The  MacDonald  spirit,  stubborn  and 
brave,  wouldn't  give  up. 

She  got  herself  a  job  modelling  fur 
coats,  at  a  pretty  bad  salary,  and  dur- 
ing the  hottest  days  of  summer,  and 
went  on  waiting 

All  the  time  that  she  stood  or 
walked,  holding  herself  erect,  stifling 
in  furs  while  outside  men  wilted 
past  in  shirt-sleeves,  dripping,  she 
thought:  This  is  the  test.  I  owe  this 
much  to  father,  and  to  Grace  Newell, 
who's  spent  so  much  time  and  effort 
because  she  believes  in  my  voice. 

DUT  one  miraculous  day  in  early 
^  autumn  her  manager  called  her. 
"There's  a  group  of  rich  amateurs," 
he  said,  "and  they're  going  to  put  on 
a  show  called  'Bubbling  Over.'  They 
need  a  singer.  I  warn  you  the  thing 
probably  will  fold  in  a  week  or  so, 
but  if  you  want  to  take  the  risk — " 
It  had  come,  then.  "Bubbling  Over" 
lasted  two  precarious  weeks,  and 
folded  like  cheap  angel  cake;  but 
from  the  critical  hash  of  bad  reviews 
it  received  in  the  press,  a  paragraph 
or  two  always  was  reserved  to  praise 
a  new  singer  named  Jeanette  Mac- 
Donald,  whose  voice  had  fire  and  vi- 
tality and  beauty.  Before  the  closing 
notice  was  up  she  was  signed  as  the 
prima  donna  in  "Yes,  Yes,  Yvette." 


The  Story  Thus  Far: 


June  18,  1907 — that  was  the  day 
Jeanette  MacDonald  was  born  in  a 
dark,  old-fashioned  house  in  Phila- 
delphia. She  was  the  youngest  of 
Daniel  MacDonald's  three  daugh- 
ters, and  like  the  others,  was 
"musically  inclined."  When  she 
was  four,  she  went  with  her  older 
sister  Blossoiii  to  dancing  class,  and 
when  she  was  six  she  was  going 
with  both  sisters  to  compete  in 
amateur  nights.  Most  important 
of  all,  she  was  listening  to  operatic 
records  played  on  a  neighbor's 
phonograph,  and  vowing  that  one 
day  she  too  would  sing  on  the 
stage.     She  was  still  in  her  early 


'teens  when  Blossom,  who  had  gone 
to  New  York  to  be  in  the  chorus 
of  a  musical  show,  wired  that 
Jeanette  could  have  a  job  in  it  too. 
Once  she  was  settled  in  New  York, 
her  parents  moved  there  too,  and 
Jeanette  set  about  the  job  of  train- 
ing herself  to  earn  her  living  on 
the  stage.  Chorus  girl — prima  don- 
na in  a  Greenwich  Village  play — 
a  dancer  in  "The  Magic  Ring" 
on  Broadway — slowly  the  years 
brought  their  small  rewards.  And 
so  Jeanette  was  eighteen,  a  dancer 
who  was  still  hoping  for  the  day 
when  her  voice  would  be  praised — 
when  she  met  Thorn  and  fell  in  love. 


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her  name — all  of  it — for  the  first  time 
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"Sunny  Days"  and  "Angela" 
starred  her  after  that,  but  this  is  not 
so  important  in  her  memory  as  the 
fact  that  one  evening  she  went  to  a 
Mayfair  party  and  there  met  a  young 
man  who  was  introduced  to  her  as 
"Mr.   Hemingway." 

The  next  day,  when  he  called  to 
offer  her  dinner,  she  was  so  startled 
she  accepted.  She  found,  over  lob- 
ster thermidor  and  those  rather 
special  bombes  glace  the  Ritz  puts 
out,  that  he  not  only  was  a  pleasant 
person  but  that  he  had  a  volatile  sense 
of  humor. 

CHE  rather  expected  he'd  suggest 
^  dancing  afterward  but  he  didn't — 
he  dropped  his  top  hat  over  one  ear 
instead,  took  her  arm  possessively, 
and  headed  her  for  the  nearest  sub- 
way. In  ermine  and  tails  they  invaded 
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clay  ducks  at  shooting  galleries,  em- 
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which  they  had  lunched  four  times 
and  dined  almost  nightly,  always  with 
the  same  breathless  insouciance, — she 
came  into  her  dressing  room  after  the 
show  and  found  him  there,  looking 
accusing.  "Then  you  really  are  Jean- 
ette   MacDonald!"    he    said. 

She  stared  at  him.     "Of  course." 

"It's  true  that  wonders  will  never 
cease,"  he  told  her,  shaking  his  head. 
"I  thought  they  were  gagging  about 
your  name  the  night  we  were  intro- 
duced, just  as  they  were  about  mine." 

"Then — you're  not  'Mr.  Heming- 
way'?" 

He  was  red  with  laughter.  "That's 
very  Mattering,  but  I'm  afraid  I  don't 
write.  I'm  just  a  struggling  broker — 
Bob  Ritchie.     Disappointed?" 

Jeanette  surveyed  him  over  the 
huge  mass  of  American  Beauties  he 
had  brought  her.  Then  she  smiled. 
"No,"  she  said.  "No,  I'm  not  disap- 
pointed. On  the  contrary  .  .  ." 

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when  she  began  a  romance  that  was 
to  make  headlines  in  newspapers 
throughout  the  country,  another  thing 
— as  great  in  a  way — happened  to  her. 
Hollywood,  in  the  person  of  Richard 
Dix,  came  to  sit  in  the  front  row 
while  she  sang,  and  afterward  to  offer 
her  a  test  for  a  role  in  his  first  talk- 
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Things  Radio  Has  Taught  Me:  When 
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don't  stop  and  apologize — keep  on 
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a  Sunday  or  so  ago.  In  rehearsal 
she  said  "Scalent  tout,"  there  was  a 
general  laugh  and  her  resolve  not  to 
repeat  it.  But,  radio  being  the  con- 
trary thing  it  is,  she  went  on  the  air 
and  sure  enough  out  popped  "Scalent 
tout"  but  Madge  didn't  correct  her- 
self— and  few  people  besides  those  in 
the  control -room  caught  the  fluff. 

*  £  * 

Shirley  Temple  has  been  offered 
many  a  radio  contract  but  Mama  and 
Papa  Temple  have  shaken  their  heads 
from  side  to  side — not  because  of 
money,  as  some  erroneous  reports 
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make  Shirley  swell-headed.  Per- 
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caped it  thus  far,  radio  won't  bring 
it  about,  if  her  parents  continue  their 
sane  control  of  the  diminutive  gold- 
mine. 

*         *         * 

SHORT  SHOTS:  Jeanette  MacDon- 
ald  autographs  the  pages  of  her 
scripts  and  hands  them  out  to  the 
mob  that  awaits  her  exit  at  the  RCA 
studios  on  Sycamore  Street.  Thus  she 
satisfies  them,  and  allows  herself  to 
make  a  clean  getaway  with  riding- 
betogged  husband  Gene  Raymond, 
who  calls  for  her  every  Sunday.  .  .  . 
Yes,  Louis  Prima  is  married — to  Para- 
mount actress  Alma  Ross.  .  .  .  Ozzie 
Nelson  organized  his  first  orch  at 
Rutgers  in  1924  —  and  four  of  the 
original  band  are  still  with  him.  .  .  . 
Wilbur  Evans,  the  baritone  on  Open 
House,  is  a  Philadelphian  and  was 
once  an  athletic  instructor.  .  .  .  Never 
mind  what  else  you  heard — An- 
nouncer Jackson  Wheeler  was  in  the 
hospital  because  he  was  being  given 
a  plastic  surgery  treatment  to 
"pretty"   his   face   up   for   a   flyer   at 


pictures.  .  .  .  For  10  years.  Skinny 
Ennis  has  been  warbling  with  Hal 
Kemp's  band.  Now  he's  taking  screen 
tests  and  estimating  that  he's  sung 
nearly  100,000  times  with  the  band 
and  that  his  repertoire  includes  some 
2,500  tunes.  .  .  .  Patsy  Kelly  hired  a 
business  manager  because,  she  said, 
she  never  seemed  to  have  any  money. 
Now,  she  admits,  she  still  hasn't  any 
money  but  she  has  done  something 
to  solve  the  local  unemployment  sit- 
uation. .  .  .  Rosalind  Russell  tossed 
a  pretty  party  after  her  Silver  Thea- 
ter Show.  All  hands  connected  with 
the  airing  were  given  dainty  initialed 
cigarette  lighters.  .  .  .  Living  in  Holly- 
wood, Fred  Allen  opines,  is  like  try- 
ing to  paper  a  room  in  the  middle  of 
a  vacant  lot  in  a  windstorm  ...  no 
privacy. 

In  the  good  old  days  of  radio, 
motion  picture  stars  were  glad  to 
appear  on  programs  for  the  publicity 
value  .  .  .  but  that  was  in  the  good 
old  days  and  now  things  are  very 
different. 

One  person  it  affects  seriously  is 
Louella  Parsons  who,  for  a  long  time, 
has  been  bringing  top-flight  cinema 
names  to  Hollywood  Hotel  without 
giving  them  anything  in  return  but 
favorable  mention  in  her  widely 
syndicated   movie    column. 

But  now  that  the  picture  studios 
have  gone  to  the  air  themselves — 
M-G-M  with  its  "Good  News  of  1938," 
Warner  Brothers  with  its  KFWB  tie- 
up,  and  others  falling  rapidly  in  line — 
Miss  Parsons  is  finding  it  a  tough 
nut  to  crack.  Latest  word  is  that 
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for  Louella  without  a  cash  consid- 
eration. 

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M-G-M  to  let  her  interview  Hedy 
Keisler,  the  foreign  glamour  gal,  re- 
named Hedy  Lamarr,  who  appeared 
in  the  raw  in   "Ecstasy."     What  the 


Answers  to  PROF'  QUIZ 

'  TWENTY  QUESTIONS 

1. 

Harry    Barris. 

ii. 

Richard  Tauber,  of  the  General   Motors 
program. 

2. 

Campbell's    Soups. 

12. 

Orson  Welles. 

3. 

Benny  Kubelsky  and  Dominic  Amicci. 

13. 

Because     he    started     his    career    as    a 

4. 

Eddy    Duchin. 

lawyer,  and  still  is  a  member  of  the  bar. 

5. 

Eddie  Cantor. 

14. 

One — four  lines   long. 

6. 

Bine;   Crosby. 

15. 

Jimmy  and   Tommy  Dorsey. 

7. 

Pinky  Tomlin. 

16. 

Gosden  is  Amos  and  Correll  is  Andy. 

8. 

Harriet  Hilliard — her  real   maiden  name 
was   Peggy    Lou    Snyder. 

17. 

Mark  Warnow. 

18. 

Andre   Kostelaneti  and   Victor   Bay. 

9. 

Mickey   Mouse. 

19. 

W.   C.   Fields;   his  nose. 

10. 

Alice  Cornett,  blues  singer  on  the  Coca 

Cola    show. 

20. 

Jeanette  MacDonald 

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*  *         * 

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*  *         * 

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nut  Grove  watching  Rudy  Vallee  in- 
tently, and  announced  it  was  a  new 
romance.  Wendy  had  never  met 
Rudy,  and  asked  her  secretary  to  call 
Rudy's  secretary  or  manager  to  ex- 
plain that  she  had  not  printed  the 
story  and  didn't  want  him  to  think 
she  was  capitalizing  in  publicity  upon 
his  name.  A  few  nights  later,  Wendy 
was  introduced  to  Rudy,  who  re- 
membered the  incident  and  was  so 
impressed  with  her  attitude  about  the 
situation,  he  asked  to  call.  They 
played  tennis  every  morning  for  the 
next  week,  and  when  Rudy  opened  at 
Palm  Springs,  Wendy  was  among  the 

guests  present. 

*  *         * 

Bing  Crosby  is  still  peeved  be- 
cause he  didn't  get  in  any  fishing  or 
hunting  while  in  Washington  recent- 
ly— but  he  did  get  in  some  good  golf. 
He  didn't  want  to  pose  for  pictures 
with  the  autograph  kids  clamoring  at 
the  NBC  front  gates,  because  Bing 
said  they'd  only  ask  for  six  auto- 
graphs to  get  one  of  Robert  Taylor's 
in   exchange   ...   a   story   he   claims 

really  happened  to  him. 

*  *         * 

VIA  WIRE — The  day  his  new  daughter 
was  born,  Ken  Niles  (Hollywood  Hotel 
voice)  was  so  excited  he  forgot  where  he 
left  his  wallet,  so  Jerry  Cooper  had  to  buy 
the  cigars  in  honor  of  the  new  6  pounds 
and  three-fourths  ounces  of  daughter  .  .  . 
Lanny  Ross,  tenor  and  emcee  on  the  Pack- 
ard Mardi  Gras,  endeared  himself  to  the 
cast  and  audience  of  the  show  one  night 
when  he  spotted  an  usher  ejecting  a  little 
girl    and    her    brother    from    the    broadcast 


because  they  did  not  have  tickets  and  there 
wasn't   room   for   any   extras.     He   couldn't 
stand  to  see  her  in  tears,  so  took  her  name 
and    address    and    promised    to    send    her 
tickets    for    the    next    week's    show    himself 
.  .  .  Mary  Livingstone  named  Jack  Benny's 
new  horse,  "Buck  Benny,"  for  which  Jack 
presented     her     with     a     diamond-studded 
cigarette    case.     Prominently    glittering    on 
the    face    is    a    miniature    diamond-studded 
box  of  jello,  with  the  big  red  letters  set  in 
rubies  .  .  .  The  original  composition  writ- 
ten   for   Silver   Theater   by    Clarence   Olm- 
stead  and  dubbed   "First  Love"    (after  the 
initial    production)    has    received    such    fa- 
vorable    comment     from     critics     that     it's 
going  to  be  used  as  the  regular  theme  .  .  . 
Olympe   Brande   came  to   the  Kraft   Music 
Hall    almost    too    late    for    her    rehearsal, 
dressed  in  a  costume  worn  in  her  new  pic- 
ture.   The  hoopskirts  and  crinoline  ruffles 
just    about    wrecked    the    broadcast.     Stars 
and  musicians  detoured  on  the  small  stage 
to   avoid   mussing  her  up,   and  the  techni- 
cians     nearly      had      nervous      prostration 
whenever   she   swept   near   the   mikes.     Ray 
Milland  added  more  worry  to  the  program 
by  not  showing  up  for  his  rehearsal  until 
a     half-hour     before     the     broadcast.      He 
hurried  in  from  Palm  Springs.    For  once, 
Dr.    Crosby    was   shaken    out    of    his    usual 
calmness    .    .    .    The    Bill   Hart    appearance 
on   Rudy   Vallee's   hour  embodied   a   touch 
of    real    friendship.     For    years,    Rudy    has 
gone    to    the    Hart    ranch     for    vacations 
whenever   he   visits   in   California.    Bill    re- 
fused the  check  offered  him  for  his  guest 
spot  on  the  show — said  he'd  do  the  same 
for  his  friend  Rudy  any  time  .  .  .  Charlie 
McCarthy   copped   the   prize  guest  spot  of 
the  year  as  far  as  film  folks  are  concerned. 
Charlie    was    the    star    selected    to    turn    on 
the  lights  of  Hollywood's  Santa  Claus  lane 
— a  stunt  always  fought  for  by  the  movie 
stars. 


I  Know  the  Truth  About  Rudy  Vallee's  Strangest  Feud 

(Continued  from  page  23) 


continued  my  raps. 

Then  Rudy  returned  to  New  York 
and  with  two  gentlemen  of  earnest 
determination  called  on  me  at  the 
Graphic.  I  was  out — regardless  of 
any  insinuations  that  I  was  making 
a  prolonged  search  for  something  be- 
hind the  big  waste  basket  in  the  cor- 
ner of  my  office. 

One  evening  in  the  lobby  of  the 
Roosevelt  hotel  I  overheard  a  young 
fellow  whom  I  recognized  as  Rudy's 
brother  Bill  expressing  the  wish  that 
he  might  meet  Guy  Lombardo  who 
was  playing  at  the  Roosevelt  Grill.  A 
sudden    inspiration   struck   me. 

With  malice  aforethought  I  told 
him  I  would  arrange  the  meeting.  He 
was  in  town  with  his  father  and 
mother  and  I  immediately  visualized 
a  beautiful  practical  joke  on  Rudy. 
Apparently  they  didn't  know  who  I 
was,  didn't  read  the  Graphic  and 
didn't  know  of  the  feud.  We  became 
great  friends  and  I  undertook  to  show 
them    the    night    life    of    New    York. 

Night  after  night  the  four  of  us 
went  night  clubbing  together  while  I 
anticipated  with  great  glee  the  an- 
noyance Rudy  would  feel  when  he 
learned  who  their  escort  was. 

And  in  the  meantime  in  my  column 
I  was  still  predicting  that  Rudy  Vallee 
was  a  fad  like  mah  jongg,  ouija 
boards  and  miniature  golf,  and  would 


soon  be  forgotten. 

Vallee  naturally  was  very  bitter. 
His  references  to  me  as  "an  irre- 
sponsible punk;"  "a  notoriety  seeking 
would-be  writer  who  was  going  to 
get  his  ears  pinned  back;"  a  thisa  and 
thata  of  no  antecedents  and  definitely 
no  future  when  he  got  through  with 
me,  lost  no  time  in  reaching  my  ears. 
There  were  many  who  were  aching 
to  see  us  brought  together. 

Ken  Dolan,  now  Frances  Lang- 
ford's  manager,  arranged  our  first 
meeting.  He  suggested  that  I  go  with 
him  to  call  on  Rudy  in  his  apartment. 

OKAY,"  I  said.  "If  you  want  me 
to,  I  will." 

Ken,  I  don't  believe,  was  entirely 
sure  of  himself.  He  was  nervous  as 
a  bride  when  we  entered  Rudy's 
apartment.  The  fact  that  I  stuck  a 
match  in  my  mouth  and  threw  a 
cigarette  away  is  no  indication  of 
mental  stress  on  my  part. 

"How  do  you  do,  Wald,"  said  Rudy, 
extending  a  hand  that  was  as  warm 
and  cordial  as  a  Friday  fish  on  Sat- 
urdy.      "Have   a  drink?" 

I  gazed  at  the  extended  highball 
flippantly. 

"It  wouldn't  be  a  Mickey  Finn  by 
any    chance?"    I    said. 

Rudy  didn't  reply.  He  merely  lift- 
ed   his    eyebrows — and    I    drank    the 


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friends,"  he  said  with  what  sounded 
like  a  giggle — and  if  you  know  Ken 
he  doesn't  giggle.  "Jerry  has  been 
showing  Bill  and  your  folks  the  hot 
spots." 

"I  know  that,"  said  Rudy  evenly. 
"I've  known  that  since  the  first  time 
they  went  out  together." 

"Huh?"  I  said  and  I  know  that  my 
jaw  hit  the   floor. 

Rudy  didn't  bother  to  reply.  He 
was  at  the  door. 

"I  am  sure  you  will  excuse  me," 
he  said,  "but  I  must  dress  now. 

"Goodnight,  Wald,"  he  went  on. 
"The  next  time  we  meet  I  hope  it 
will  be  possible  to  give  you  the  poke 
in  the  nose  I  can't  give  you  now  be- 
cause you  are  a  guest  in  my  home." 

"Listen,"  I  said  angrily,  but  I  found 
myself  addressing  a  closed  door  and 
listening  to  the  laughter  of  Ken. 

Then  came  the  break  I  had  been 
waiting  for.  I  sold  an  original  screen 
story  to  the  Warner  studio — "20,000,- 
000  Sweethearts" — and  they  offered 
me  a  writer's  contract. 

K^Y  farewell  to  New  York  before 
,vl  leaving  for  Hollywood  was  also 
to  include  a  farewell  to  Rudy  Vallee. 

Late  one  night  I  was  leaving  Lindy's 
when  Rudy  was  entering,  both  of  us 
escorted  by  friends. 

"Heigh  ho,  Rudy,"  I  called  cheerily. 

And  then  stars  fell,  not  on  Alabama, 
but  on  one  Jerry  Wald. 

And  as  darkness  descended  I  recall 
hearing  a  soft  voice  saying,  "You've 
been  asking  for  this." 

The  next  morning  I  awoke  with  a 
beautiful  black  eye  and  the  regret 
that — I  no  longer  had  a  column.  And 
no  longer  having  a  column  that  I 
must  leave  for  Hollywood  without 
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in  which   Rudy   was   to   appear. 

"Oh,  oh,"  I  said.  "Wait  until  Rudy 
hears  that  I  am  writing  the  script — 
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his  innings. 

"I'm  glad,"  he  said,  "that  Jerry 
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(Continued 

We  weren't  exactly  chummy  during 
filming  of  the  picture  but  a  change 
in  both  of  us  was  taking  place.  Asked 
to  build  up  a  dramatic  situation  in  the 
story,  I  expressed  doubt  that  Rudy 
could  handle  it. 

"If  he  could  act,"  I  murmured  in 
his  presence.  "Still,  maybe  we  could 
arrange  for  him  to  croon  it — that 
would  be  a  novelty." 

"If  we  can  get  one  of  Wald's  stooges 
to  put  it  in  English  for  him,"  Rudy 
replied,  "maybe  I  could  struggle 
through  it  with  a  little  coaching." 

It  was  apparent  that  Rudy  was  be- 
ginning to  lose  the  dignity  that  had 
always  marked  him.  Not  only  that — 
he  was  developing  a  sense  of  humor. 

I  AST  summer  when  I  left  for  a  va- 
*-  cation  in  New  York,  Hal  B.  Wallis, 
associate  executive  producer  of 
Warner  Brothers,  asked  me  to  look 
up  Rudy  and  go  over  the  story  of 
his  new  picture,  "Golddiggers  in 
Paris,"  with  him.  Rudy  invited  me 
to  be  his  guest  at  his  lodge  sixty-five 
miles  from  Portland,  Maine. 

Again  I  was  a  guest  in  his  home — 
and  again  Rudy  was  the  perfect  host. 

The  guest  is  king  at  Rudy's  lodge. 
The  guest  does  just  as  he  pleases.  He 
can  fish,  play  tennis,  billiards  and 
any  number  of  other  games,  swim, 
use  the  speedboats  and  otherwise 
amuse  himself. 

The  first  day  I  was  there  I  decided 
to  paddle  a  canoe  out  on  the  lake. 
It  was  nice  going  and  I  was  just  tell- 
ing myself  that  canoes  aren't  the 
tricky  things  they're  supposed  to  be 
when  over  I  went. 

Ordinarily  I  am  a  fair  enough 
swimmer  but  the  sudden  immersion 
into  the  icy  waters  of  the  lake,  yards 
from  shore,  was  too  much  for  me. 
Desperately  I  fought  cramps  which 
doubled  me  up. 

Down,  down  I  went  to  come  up 
gasping,  every  fiber  of  my  body  in 
pain.    Then  through  the  mists  I  heard 


from  page  89) 

the  roar  of  a  speedboat  and  a  voice 
talking  to  me.  With  my  last  strength 
I  threshed  out  more  wildly.  Then  I 
felt  a  terrific  blow  on  the  point  of 
my  chin  and  everything  went  black. 

When  I  came  to,  Rudy  was  bending 
over  me.  I  grinned  at  him  and  he 
grinned   at  me. 

"I  must  say  I'm  glad  you  didn't 
drown,"  he  said.  "Everybody  would 
have  sworn  I  did  it  if  you  had.  And 
say — there  wasn't  anything  personal 
in  that  sock  I  gave  you  on  the  jaw — 
you  just  didn't  want  to  be  saved." 

My  vacation  at  Rudy's  lodge  was, 
actually,  one  of  the  happiest  experi- 
ences of  my  life.  It  was  the  first 
time  I  had  seen  Rudy  away  from 
Broadway  and  Hollywood  and  the  in- 
fluence of  the  mob — the  thundering 
herd  with  its  axes  to  grind,  demand- 
ing everything  and  giving  nothing  in 
return,   that   always   follows   success. 

Not  until  the  barrier  of  resistance 
that  is  necessarily  raised  to  thwart 
this  mob  is  broken  down  do  you  see 
the  real  man. 

A  vast  change  has  come  over  Rudy 
since  those  days  when  he  was  first 
struggling  for  success.  Nobody  has 
helped  him  to  get  where  he  is;  he  has 
accomplished  that  solely  through  hard 
work.  He  is  very  sincere  and  always 
has  been. 

THE  way  he  has  developed  a  sense 
'  of  humor  is  amazing.  Had  he  had 
that  sense  of  humor  years  ago  there 
never  would  have  been  a  feud. 

Dignity  in  Rudy's  performance  at 
the  Cocoanut  Grove  in  Los  Angeles, 
for  instance,  is  conspicuous  by  its 
absence.  Members  of  the  band  heckle 
and  talk  back  to  him.  Al  Bernie, 
made  up  to  look  exactly  like  Rudy, 
does  a  swell  impersonation  of  him 
right  in  front  of  him.  Five  years 
ago — or  even  less — Rudy  would  not 
have  permitted  that. 

Rudy  has  heaped  coals  of  fire  on 
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Unmask  Your  Beauty 

(Continued  from  page  62) 


supreme  indifference.  And  why  not? 
Cats  learned  long  ago  the  secret  of 
perfect  cleanliness  and  daily  scrub- 
bings  to  preserve  a  glossy  fur-you- 
love-to-touch.  If  more  perfect  beauty 
care  is  needed,  in  these  highly  civilized 
days — why,  let  someone  else  do  the 
hard  work   and  heavy  brushing! 

"It's  not  so  easy  for  a  busy  woman," 
Alice  observed  ruefully.  "It  would  be 
nice  to  have  frequent  facials  and  mas- 
sages, with  an  hour  or  two  of  blessed 
relaxation,  in  a  beauty  shop,  but  where 
is  one  going  to  find  the  time?  I'm  a 
great  believer  in  massage,  myself. 
There's  nothing  that  benefits  your 
nerves  and  skin  so  much  as  stimulating 
the  circulation.  That's  where  I  think 
these  reliable  home  facials  and  quick 
beauty  masks  are  so  invaluable. 

"Especially  the  beauty  masks.  Why 
aren't  they  called  beauty  'unmasks,' 
for  they  lift  that  dull  film  from  your 
face  like  magic!  Best  of  all,  they  make 
it  possible  to  give  your  skin  a  delight- 
ful 'pick-up'  even  while  going  about 
your  other  tasks."  There  are  beauty 
masks  for  every  purpose  which  are 
easily  prepared  at  home.  For  that 
quick  "pick-up"  of  which  Alice  speaks 
there  is  a  two-minute  facial  with  an 
oatmeal  base  which  requires  only  the 
addition  of  water.  For  a  longer  period 
of  the  stimulation  and  relaxation  she 
considers  so  important  to  skin  care 
there  is  a  powder  which  can  be  mixed 
with  milk,  buttermilk  or  egg-white 
(depending  on  one's  skin  type).  Both 
are  equally  efficient  and  inexpensive 
and  should  be  on  every  woman's  cos- 
metic shelf. 

Alice's  favorite  recreation  each  week 
is  the  hastily-snatched  out-of-town 
trips  she  takes  with  her  husband, 
Robert  Foulk,  himself  an  actor  and 
an  assistant  production  manager  for 
impresario  George  Abbott.  Just  as 
soon  as  her  last  broadcast  is  finished 
on  Saturday,  she  and  Robert  make  a 
dash  for  the  country,  or  for  some  out- 
lying city  where  his  work  calls  him. 
On  such  trips,  a  beauty  mask  can  be 
indispensable,  and  it's  a  boon  for 
perking  up  one's  skin  while  changing 
from  the  semi-stage  make-up  used  in 
the  big  broadcasting  studios  to  the 
simple  make-up  she  wears  on  the 
street. 

Actually,  Alice  wears  very  little 
make-up,  but  that  little  is  expertly 
applied — a  tribute  to  her  early  stage 
training.  A  "hazel  blonde,"  with  skin, 
hair  and  eyes  all  partaking  of  the  same 
tawny  tones,  she  exercises  great  care 
in  her  choice  of  cosmetic  colors.  Tan, 
of  course,  is  the  keynote.  She  uses  a 
quite  definitely  dark  powder  for  day- 
time, and  adds  a  lighter  shade  to  this 
for  evening.  After  dark,  she  first  ap- 
plies the  lighter  powder  to  her  entire 
face  and  throat  and  then  uses  the 
darker  shade  to  subdue  the  highlights 
on  her  lower  cheeks.  Sometimes,  for 
very  special  occasions,  she  even  adds 
a  touch  of  the  tan  powder  to  the  sides 


of  her  nose  just  below  the  eyes,  to 
give  a  more  slender  nose  line.  She 
also  uses  her  rouge  (a  pale  and  very 
dusty  shade  which  harmonizes  with 
the  predominant  tan  of  her  cosmetics) 
to  minimize  her  lower  cheek  line. 

"I  do  all  I  can  with  my  round  face," 
she  observed  (while  I  observed  silent- 
ly to  myself  that  the  result  was  highly 
satisfactory).  "It's  really  odd,  though 
high  cheekbones  and  hollow  cheeks 
below  provide  the  best  camera  planes 
in  Hollywood,  a  round  face  is  actually 
a  blessing  for  stage  work.  It's  so  much 
easier  to  change  its  appearance  with 
the  expert  use  of  rouge  and  pencil — 
like  painting  on  a  blank  canvas! 

"I  often  wonder  if  it  wouldn't  help 
most  girls  to  study  character  make- 
up for  the  stage.  In  experimenting 
with  various  characterizations,  you 
learn  so  many  things  to  do — and  not 
to  do! — for  enhancing  your  own  best 
points.  For  instance,  once  you  learn 
that  black  eye  make-up  (particularly 
a  hard  black  pencil  line  on  the  lower 
lid)  is  used  to  create  a  harsh,  hard- 
boiled  effect,  you'd  be  more  careful 
about  using  black  mascara  and  eye- 
brow pencils,  wouldn't  you?  For  a 
sophisticated  type,  you  use  less  rouge 
— or  none  at  all — and  make  the  lips 
up  very  full.  For  an  ingenue  type, 
you  use  blue  eyeshadow  and  faint 
blue  tones  to  accentuate  that  pink-and 
-white  baby  skin  look,  and  make  your 
mouth  up  smaller.  There  are  many 
tips  like  these  that  could  show  you 
how  to  do  right  by  your  face,  and 
avoid  impressions  you'd  rather  not 
make. 

"But  I  think  the  best  example  of  all 
is  the  make-up  I  had  to  use  for  my 
role  in  'As  Husbands  Go,'  four  years 
ago.  I  was  supposed  to  look  thirty-six 
(considerably  older  than  I  was  then), 
but  still  vital  and  definitely  attractive. 
It's  much  easier  to  make  up  for  a 
middle-aged  or  juvenile  role,  than  to 
convey  that  in-between  impression. 
And  I  wonder  what  some  of  the  girls 
who  apply  eyeshadow  so  lavishly 
would  think  if  they  knew  the  only 
change  in  my  regular  make-up  was 
the  use  of  faint  brown  shadows  under 
my   eyes?" 


Are  you  honestly  doing  your 
very  best  for  your  skin?  Daily 
soap-and-water  scrubbings? 
Generous  cleansings  with  good 
creams?  But  don't  stop  there! 
How  about  a  beauty  7nask  to 
wake  up  that  sluggish  circula- 
tion, remove  that  film  of  dead 
skin,  and  bring  that  youthful 
glow  back  to  your  cheeks?  Send 
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addressed  envelope  with  your 
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Myrna  Loy-MGM  star- finds  Luekies  easy  on  her  throat.. 


A  word  about  your  throat — 

"Laughing  before  the  sound  camera 
is  hard  on  the  throat,"  says  Myrna 
Loy.  "After  scenes  of  this  sort,  it's 
clear  that  Luekies  are  the  cigarette 
for  anyone  who  wants  a  light  smoke 
that's  easy  on  the  throat!"  Here's  the 
reason  in  a  nut-shell:  the  process 
"It's  Toasted"  takes  out  certain  irri- 
tants that  are  found  in  all  tobacco! 


A  word  about  tobacco  —  Aren't 
men  who  spend  their  lives  buying 
and  selling  tobacco  the  best  judges  of 
tobacco  quality?  Then  remember 
. . .  sworn  records  reveal  that  among 
independent  tobacco  experts  Lucky 
Strike  has  twice  as  many  exclusive 
smokers  as  all  other  brands  com- 
bined. With  men  who  know  to- 
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Luekies -A  Light  Smoke 

Easy  on  your  throat  — "It's  Toasted" 


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ply can't  resist  the  girl  who  has 
soft,  alluring  hair  that  sparkles 
with  dancing  highlights!  That's  why 
the  smart  girl — the  girl  who  knows 
how  to  make  the  "one  and  only" 
man   notice   her    and   want    her 

never  allows  a  speck  of  untidy  dandruff  to  be  seen  in  her  shining,  lovely  hair.  She  uses 
Fitch's  Dandruff  Remover  Shampoo  regularly  each  week.  Fitch's,  you  know,  is  the  one 
shampoo  that  removes  dandruff  instantly,  under  a  money-back  guarantee.  No  long 
treatments  ...  no  waiting  weeks  for  results.  Romance  is  waiting  for  you  to  say 
"Goodbye  Dandruff"  —  so  use  Fitch  Shampoo  each  week  —  see  for  yourself  how  easily 
Fitch  Shampoo  makes  your  hair  softer,  lovelier,  more  irresistible  than  you  ever 
dreamed  possible! 

ALL  LABORATORY  TESTS  PROVE  FITCH'S  EFFICIENCY 

■-'    *b'3|    En  1.    Here  is  an  actual  microphotograph  of  hair  strands  taken  after  the  hair  was 

shampooed  with  ordinary  soap  and  rinsed  twice.  See  that  dandruff  and  deposit 
left  by  the  soap?    It's  this  that  makes  your  hair  look  lifeless  and  uninteresting. 

2.  Now  look  at  this  actual  microphotograph  taken  after  the  hair  was  given 
a  glorious  Fitch  Shampoo  and  rinsed  twice.  No  dandruff  or  undissolved 
deposit  is  left  to  hide  the  natural  radiance  of  the  hair.  These  laboratory  tests 
prove,  beyond  a  doubt,  why  the  girl  who  wants  lovely  hair  that  men  admire 
—  uses  Fitch  Shampoo  each  week. 


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give  new  life,  luster  and  beauty 
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I'd  be  a  very  Beautiful  WomaYF^1  WlPf 
if  I'd  taken  care  of  my  teeth  and  gums" 


Neglect,  Wrong  Care,  Ignorance  of  the  Ipana  Technique 


of  Gum  Massage  -  all  can  bring  about 


"PINK 
TOOTH  BRUSH" 


IPANA  TOOTH  PASTE 


"Yes,  dear  lady,  it's  your 

own  fault.  You  know  that 

—now.  You  used  to  have 

teeth  that  glistened,  they 

were  so  tuhite.  And  your 

gums  were  firm  and  strong. 

"Then,  if  you  remember, 

there  was  a  day  when  your  tooth  brush  showed 

that  first  tinge  of  'pink'— a  warning  that 

comes  sometimes  to  nearly  all  of  us. 

"But  you  said:  'It's  nothing.  Why,  I 
imagine  everyone,  notices  the  same  thing 
sooner  or  later.'  And  you  let  it  go  at  that. 

"Foolish  you!  That  was  a  day  important  to 
your  teeth—important  to  your  beauty.  That 
was  the  day  you  should  have  decided,  'I'm 
going  to  see  my  dentist  right  now'!" 

No  Wise  Woman 
Ignores  "Pink  Tooth  Brush" 

IF  you've  noticed  that  warning  tinge  of 
"pink"  on  your  tooth  brush— see  your  den- 
tist at  once.  For  only  your  dentist  can  tell  you 
when  there's  serious  trouble  ahead.  Probably 
he'll  tell  you  that  your  gums  are  simply  lazy 
—that  they  need  more  work,  more  stimulation 
to  help  keep  them  firm  and  strong. 

Many  a  child  in  grade  school  could  tell 
you  that  often  the  food  we  eat  is  too  soft,  too 
well-cooked  to  give  gums  the  exercise  they 
need.  Realize  this— and  you  understand  why 
modern  dentists  so  frequently  advise  the 
Ipana  Technique  of  gum  massage. 

For  Ipana  is  especially  designed  not  only 
to  clean  teeth  but,  with  massage,  to  help  the 
health  of  your  gums  as  well.  Each  time  you 
brush  your  teeth,  massage  a  little  Ipana  into 
the  gums,  with  forefinger  or  brush.  This 
arouses  circulation  in  the  gums— they  tend 
to  become  stronger,  firmer.  Teeth  are  brighter 
—your  smile  sparkles  with  a  new  loveliness! 

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1,000  dentists,  Rubberset's  Double  Duty 
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"I'M  JUST  A  BRIDE 

.  .  .  but  I'm  learning  fast" 


Secret— "I've  found  out  that  one  secret  of 
successful  entertaining  is  to  provide  plenty 
of  good  light." 


COSt— "It  isn't  expensive.  The  cost  for  an 
entire  evening  is  less  than  the  cost  of  a 
package  of  cigarettes." 


Keep— That's  why  it  is  a  good  idea  to  keep 
G-E  Mazda  lamps  handy  for  emergencies. 

Be  Slire  to  look  for  the  G-E  monogram 
when  you  buy  lamps. 


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MAZDA  LAMPS 


MARCH,   1938 


VOL.  9  NO.  5 


ERNEST  V.  HEYN 
Executive  Editor 


FRED  R.  SAMMIS 
Editor 


BELLE   LANDESMAN,   ASSISTANT  EDITOR 


The  Strange  Threat  to  Charlie  McCarthy's  "Life" Dorothy  Spensley       8 

Is  this  beloved  imp  facing   possible  disaster? 

Cry  Before  Night Pauline  Swanson      1 1 

Begin  the  dramatic  life  story  of  Martha  Raye 
Is  It  Flaming  Youth  Again? Kay  Proctor      14 

A  frank  and  revealing  interview  with  Cecil  B.  DeMille 

Lights  Out!    Arch   Oboler     19 

Don't  read  this  unless  your  nerves  are  iron 

Why  Hate   Roosevelt? Emit   Ludwig     20 

A  challenge  to  all  Americans! 

'Tain't    Funny,    McGee 22 

You'll  swear  it  is  when  you  see  this  readio-broadcast 

Resurrection    Horace  Brown     24 

The  month's  most  inspiring  broadcast 

Follow  the  Moon John  Tucker  Battle     26 

Beginning  the  complete  story  of  this  daily  program  in  fiction  form 

Behind  the  Hollywood  Front Jimmie  Fidler     32 

The  Jessel  feud  breaks  into  print 

There  Shall  Be  Music 34 

By  special  request — Abe  Lyman's  theme  song 

Radio  Enters  the  War  Against  Social  Diseases Dr.  Morris  Fishbein     36 

A  broadcast  that  tears  away  the  veil  of  ignorance 

Make  Way  for  Melody Fred  Rutledge     38 

The  aromatic  conclusion   to   Jeanette   MacDonaid's   recollections 

Words   With   Wings 40 

Paragraph  highlights  taken  from  outstanding  radio  events 

The  Announcer  is  a  Sissy Jack  Sher     60 

That's  what  Don  Wilson  thought  until 

What  Radio  Means  to  the  Isolated Louis  Underwood     98 

When  it  is  man's  only  friend 

Prof.  Quiz'  Twenty  Questions ...        3       When    It's    Winter    Time    Down 

What's  New  From  Coast  to  Coast       4       n     ,.     .  ,. .,'  ., 

Radio  Mirror  Almanac 43 

What   Do  You  Want  To   Say? .  .        6      Beauty   With    a    Smile 52 

Put  the  Bee  on  Your  Spelling ...        7      Me?,s   in,  Minutes 54 

Facing   the    Music 56 

Sponsored  by  the  Candid  Camera      1 5      What  Do  You  Want  To  Know? .  .      58 

Crosby  Takes  It  Big 29       For  Women  Only 68 

THE  GIRL  ON  THE  COVER— Martha  Raye  posed  especially  for  this 
picture  taken  by  Paramount,  done  in  colors  by  Robert  Reid.  Hyman 
Fink's  background  pictures  are  actual  broadcast  shots  of  the  Al  Jolson- 

Martha  Raye  radio  program. 

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PR<DFESS<pR 

UIZ 

TWENTY  QUESTIONS 


The  Professor  Quiz  program  is  spon- 
sored by  Nash  Motors  every  Saturday 
night  over  the  CBS  network.  Play  the 
game  of  radio  knowledge  with  him  on 
the  air  and  on  this  page. 

1.  How  did  Nelson  Eddy's  singing 
once  cost  him  an  important  job? 

2.  What  32  girls  are  famous  be- 
cause they  promised  not  to  marry? 

3.  What  technicolor  star  with  big 
ears  is  a  new  Sunday  broadcaster? 

4.  What  significance  to  performers 
are  the  two  words  Sunset  and  Vine? 

5.  What  program  begins  each 
broadcast  with  a  man  shouting  a  row 
of  figures  that  have  no  meaning? 

6.  What  instrument  is  used  for  play- 
ing Amos  'n'  Andy's  theme  song? 

7.  Name  the  sponsors  of  the  follow- 
ing programs:  Life  of  Mary  Sothern; 
Magic  Key;   Hollywood   Mardi-Gras? 

8.  What  star  who  made  newspaper 
editors  famous  in  the  movies  is  now 
playing  the  same  role  on  the  air? 

9.  Name  the  announcers  of  the  fol- 
lowing broadcasts:  Chase  and  San- 
born Hour;  Professor  Quiz;  Al  Jolson. 

10.  What  star  has  a  Maine  lodge 
where  guests  are  issued  handbooks  of 
instructions  telling  them  how  to  get 
the  most  out  of  their  visit? 

1 1 .  Where  can  you  now  read  the 
dramatic  life  story  of  Martha  Raye? 

1 2.  How  many  hours  a  day  are  the 
networks  CBS  and   NBC  on  the  air? 

13.  What  radio  singer  is  often  ac- 
cused of  being  Myrna  Loy's  double? 

14.  In  what  state  is  the  town  of 
Pine  Ridge  and  why  is  it  famous? 

15.  What  is  the  last  name  of  both 
Easy  Aces? 

16.  What  broadcast  that  is  making 
history  for  NBC  had  its  premiere 
Christmas  night? 

17.  Complete  this  sentence:  Fanny 

Barbour  is  the  mother  of 

Family. 

18.  What  morning  broadcast  should 
you  tune  in  if  you  want  to  avoid  mak- 
ing any  social  errors? 

19.  Who,  or  what,  is  Crossley? 

20.  Who  was  chosen  this  year  to 
take  Schumann-Heink's  traditional  job 
of  singing  Silent  Night  on  Christmas? 
(You'll  find  the  answers  on  page  58) 


HERE'S  ONE  JOB  THAT  DIDN'T 


LEAD  TO  LOVE . . . 


HIRED! 


No  girl  who  offends 

with  underarm  odor  succeeds 

in  her  job  —  or  with  men . . . 

A  new  job— new  friends— new  chances 
for  romance!  How  Ann  did  want  her 
new  boss  to  like  her!  Bachelors  as  nice  as 
Bill  S were  very  hard  to  find! 

Ann  was  pretty— Ann  was  smart! 
"Someone  I'd  be  proud  of,"  Bill  thought. 
So  he  asked  Ann  out  to  his  club. 

The  night  was  glamorous  and  the 
music  was  good— but  Bill's  interest  died 
with  the  very  first  dance.  Ann  had 
thought  a  bath  alone  could  keep  her 
sweet— and  one  hint  of  underarm  odor 
was  enough  for  Bill.  Others  in  the  office 


noticed,  too.  Ann  lost  the  job  she  wanted 
—the  job  that  might  have  led  to  love. 
It's  foolish  for  a  girl  in  business— a  girl 
in  love— ever  to  risk  offending!  It's  so 
easy  to  stay  fresh  with  Mum!  Remember, 
a  bath  only  takes  care  of  odor  that's  past 
—but  Mum  prevents  odor  to  come! 

MUM  IS  QUICK  I  In  just  half  a  minute, 
Mum  gives  you  all-day-long  protection. 

MUM  IS  SAFE  I  Mum  can't  harm  any  kind 
of  fabric.  And  Mum  won't  irritate  your 
skin,  even  after  underarm  shaving. 

MUM  IS  SURE  l  Mum  does  not  stop  health- 
ful perspiration,  but  it  does  stop  every 
trace  of  odor.  Remember,  no  girl  who  of- 
fends with  underarm  odor  can  ever  win 
out  with  men.  Always  use  Mum! 


NO  BATH  PROTECTS  YOU  LIKE  A  BATH  PLUS  MUM 


For  Sanitary  Napkins — 

No  worries  or  embarrass- 
ment when  you  use  Mum 
this  way.  Thousands  do,  be- 
cause it's  SAFE  and  SURE. 


TAKES  THE  ODOR  OUT  OF  PERSPIRATION 

3 


WHAT'S  NEV\ 


So  infrequently 
are  the  Lanny 
Rosses  together 
in  photos  that 
this  one,  with 
Allan  Jones,  is 
historic.  Left, 
Wilda  Hinkle  is 
one  of  WLW's 
busiest     stars. 

Fink 


Deanna  Durbin's 
birthday  present 
from  Herbert  Mar- 
shall    was     a     kiss. 


The  feature  that  tells  what 
makes  radio  tick — a  whis- 
per ahead  of  the  columnists, 
a  headline  ahead  of  thenews 


By       DAN       SENSENEY 


SIX  times  a  week  radio's  most  un- 
usual "theme  song"  goes  on  the  air 
— the  weird,  unintelligible  gibber- 
ish of  the  tobacco  auctioneer's  chant 
which  introduces  Your  Hollywood  Pa- 
rade, Your  Hit  Parade,  Melody  Puzzles, 
and  Edwin  C.  Hill's  newscasts.  F.  E. 
Boone,  old-time  auctioneer,  does  the 
chanting,  from  a  hotel  room  in  Lexing- 
ton, Ky.  or  Wilson,  N.  C,  or  from  a  New 
York  studio,  depending  on  wherever  he 
happens  to  be  at  the  moment. 

Nobody  except  a  trained  tobacco- 
buyer  can  understand  what  Boone  is 
saying,  and  he  doesn't  say  the  same 
thing  on  each  broadcast.  His  spiel  con- 
sists entirely  of  numbers,  except  when 
he  gasps  "Sold!  To  the  American  Tobac- 
co Company!"  at  the  end.  In  an  actual 
auction  he  would  only  say  "Sold!" — the 
identification  of  the  company  is  for  the 
benefit  of  radio  listeners. 

Listen  to  him,  and  you'll  notice  that 
his  voice  rises  in  pitch  until  it  can't  go 
any  higher;  then  it  drops  down  abruptly 
and  goes  into  another  gradual  ascent.  A 
rise  in  pitch  indicates  that  the  auctioneer 
has  received  a  new  bid.  Between  bids  he 
just  goes  on  repeating  the  same  number. 

Boone  sounds  hysterical  on  the  air, 
but  he  isn't.  He's  just  fast.  He  sells  be- 
tween 350  and  400  piles  of  tobacco  an 
hour,  but  his  record  is  something  to 
shoot  at — 700  piles  in  one  hour.  In  the 
tobacco-selling  season  he's  busy  all  the 
time  in  southern  warehouses,  which  ex- 
plains why  his  twenty-minute  broad- 
casts sometimes  come  from  Lexington 
and  Wilson. 

Take  my  advice  and  don't  even  try  to 
understand  what  he's  saying.  I've  lis- 
tened to  him  carefully  for  six  months 
and  haven't  got  so  I  can  understand  him 
yet. 


ANDREA  LEEDS,  the  most  talked- 
#\  about  young  actress  in  Hollywood, 
went  on  the  air  over  a  coast-to-coast 
hookup  the  other  night  without  even 
intending  to.  Scheduled  to  rehearse  at 
eight  o'clock  in  a  downstairs  studio  in 


. 


FROM  COAST  TO  COAST 


NBC's  Hollywood  building,  Andrea  arrived  at  8:20  and 
made  a  wild  dash  into  the  studio  she  thought  was  hers. 
"I  know  I'm  late,  but  I  .  .  .  "  she  began  the  minute  she 
got  through  the  door.  Before  she  got  any  farther,  some- 
body grabbed  her,  clapped  his  hand  over  her  mouth 
like  a  villain  in  an  old-fashioned  movie,  and  hustled 
her  outside.  There  had  been  a  last-mihute  switch  in 
studio  bookings,  and  Lum  and  Abner  were  half-way 
through  a  Pine  Ridge  sketch  when  Andrea  burst  in  on 
them. 


CHARLIE  MCCARTHY  and  Edgar  Bergen  established 
a  new  high  point  in  ad-lib  quips  when  Charlie  was 
accorded  the  highest  honor  Hollywood  can  bestow — 
the  privilege  of  opening  movietown's  famous  "Santa 
Claus  Lane."  For  two  hours  they  rode  down  Hollywood 
Boulevard  in  a  gaily  decorated  float,  broadcasting  their 
gags  over  a  public  address  system  so  every  one  of  the 
300,000  people  who  had  gathered  to  see  them  could 
hear.  Charlie's  prize  remark,  everybody  agreed,  was, 
"All  you  little  boys  write  to  Santa  Claus,  and  all  you 
little  girls  write  to  me." 


the  orchestrations  for  his  Saturday-night  concerts,  safe 
from  the  prying  eyes  of  the  office  help.  I'm  afraid  it  all 
made  the  office  help  pretty  cross,  too. 


WHEN  CBS  made  up  its  mind  to  use  a  standard  "A" 
note  for  its  time  signal  several  times  a  day,  it 
didn't  know  what  it  was  getting  into.  The  idea,  of 
course,  was  to  broadcast  "A"  so  that  amateur  musicians 
could  listen  in  and  tune  their  fiddles;  but  what  CBS 
found  out  after  it  had  thought  up  the  idea  was  that 
there's  no  such  thing  as  a  standard  "A".  American 
musicians  use  an  "A"  which  is  five  frequencies  (what- 
ever that  means)  higher  than  the  official  standard  of 
this  country.  French  musicians  use  an  "A"  five  fre- 
quencies lower  than  that  used  by  musicians  in  this 
country.  CBS  scratched  its  collective  head  and  finally 
decided  to  use  the  higher-frequency  "A",  figuring  that 
even  if  it  wasn't  the  United  States'  official  standard  it 
was  the  one  American  musicians  would  want  to  hear. 
If  French  musicians  listen  in  on  short-wave,  and  try 
to  use  Columbia's  "A"  to  tune  their  instruments  by, 
they're  just  going  to  be  out  of  luck. 


THERE'S  many  a  Toscanini  story  that  will  never  see 
print,  but  here's  one  that  will,  even  if  I  had  to  swear 
myself  to  secrecy  about  where  I  got  it:  A  special  screen 
has  been  built  in  the  NBC  music  library,  so  the  Maestro 
can  scuttle  in  and  hide  behind  it  while  he  looks  over 


IF  you  ever  visit  Chester  Lauck — Lum,  of  Lum  and 
Abner — on  his  ranch  near  Hollywood,  you'll  prob- 
ably be  introduced  to  its  most  honored  inhabitant. 
Dukey,  once  Will  Rogers'  favorite  pony,  has  retired  and 
is  spending  his  last  days  as   (Continued  on  page  82) 


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IF  HANDS  COIUD   TALK,  THEY'D  SAY 


•  In  and  out  all  day  long!  Getting 
the  milk,  emptying  the  ashes,  driv- 
ing the  car . . .  Soon  your  hands  are 
chapped,  scratchy-rough.  Like  sand- 
paper to  a  man's  loving  touch! 


Quick... smooth  on  Hinds!  Extra- 
creamy,  extra-good  to  chapped 
hands.  Contains  "sunshine"  Vitamin 
D,  too.  Gives  you  soft,  thrilling 
Honeymoon  Hands !  J*  _  ^^ 


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and  10c  sizes.  Dis- 
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THIS  IS  YOUR  PAGE! 

YOUR  LETTERS  OF 

OPINION  WIN  PRIZES 


it  banned  a  speech  recently  on  social 
diseases.    That  is   too   bad.    Radio,   of 
course,  is  a  family  entertainment  and 
the  family  is  usually  gathered  around 
it;   that   makes   it   embarrassing   when 
some  one  starts  talking  on  social  dis- 
eases.   Radio  officials  say  they  see  no 
way  around  this  problem  of  embarrass- 
ing the  family  group;  doctors  confess  a 
similar  dilemma.    And  yet  it  would  be 
a  shame  to  let  radio  remain  silent  after 
it  has  made  such  a  courageous  begin- 
ning. I  have  a  solution  that  might  help: 
Whenever  the  subject  of  social  dis- 
eases is  mentioned  on  the  radio,  do  not 
have  a   speaker  speak  directly  to  the 
listeners.   Present  it,  instead,  always  as 
a  drama.   This  would  tend  to  consider- 
ably lessen  the  embarrassment  of  the 
family  group,  as  none  would  feel  that 
the    speech    applied    directly    to    him, 
which   is   usually   the   case   when   the 
ordinary    radio    commentator    speaks. 
And  the  listeners — who  probably 
want  to  really  learn  something 
about  them — would  feel  that 
they  were  just  spectators  at  some 
discussion  of  social  diseases. 
Nat  Rutherford, 
Cincinnati,  Ohio 


lsadore  Segal 


FIRST  PRIZE,  $10.00 

SECOND  PRIZE,  $5.00 

FIVE  PRIZES  of  $1.00 

Address  your  letter  to  the 
Editor,  RADIO  MIRROR, 
122  East  42nd  Street,  New 
York,  N.  Y.,  and  mail  it  not 
later   than    Jan.    28,    1938. 


Hollywood   Hotel's   Frances  Langford 
FIRST  PRIZE 

IS    KNOWLEDGE    EMBARRASSING? 


IN  the  battle  against  social  diseases  which  the  med- 
ical associations  are  waging,  radio  has  made  a  fine 
gesture  in  partially  opening  its   airwaves  to   dis- 
cussions of  this  vital  subject.   I  noticed,  however,  that 

6 


SECOND  PRIZE 
McGEE   AND    MOLLY,    HOMEMAKERSI 


Every  Monday  evening,  Fibber 
McGee  and  Molly  provide  us 
with  enough  laughs  to  make  us 
forget  the  daily  grind  and  end 
the  day  with  a  smile. 

It  is  our  favorite  family  pro- 
gram. The  puns  are  delightful, 
the  pithy,  witty  statements  are 
side-splitting,  and  none  of  the 
jokes  need  dry  cleaning.  Never  have  we  heard  any- 
thing offensive,  or  suggestive,  on  this  program.  Molly 
is  very  clever  and  her  cracks  at  McGee  are  so  natural 
and  spontaneous  that  we  all  enjoy  them.  His  come- 
backs, also,  show  that  he  is  not  resentful,  but  has 
learned  one  of  life's  most  valuable  lessons: — to  be  able 
to  smile  when  the  joke  is  on  YOU.  (Cont'd  on  page  84) 


ON 


■JERE'S  fun 
■■  for  every- 
one! Hold  your 
own  spelling 
bee  in  your  own 
home,  with  this 
list  of  words 
supplied  by  Paul 
Wing,  spelling 
master   of   the   NBC   Spelling   Bee. 

Only  one  of  the  suggested  spell- 
ings given  is  the  right  one.  Go 
through  the  whole  list,  marking  the 
spellings  you  think  are  correct. 
Then  look  at  the  answers  on  page 
87,  and  compute  your  own  score, 
giving  yourself  four  points  for 
every  correct  answer.  A  passing 
grade  is  70. 

Incidentally,  if  you  aren't  already 
a  Spelling  Bee  fan,  listen  in  on  Mr. 
Wing's  broadcast,  Saturday  evening 
at  8:30  E.S.T.,  on  the  NBC-Blue 
network — and  you  will  be. 

1.  Askance  —  askanse  —  ascance. 
(adverb.)  With  a  sidewise  glance; 
disdainfully. 

2.  Obediance  —  obedeance  —  obe- 
dience, (noun.)  The  act  of  obeying. 

3.  Fuge  —  phuge — fugue,  (noun.) 
In  music,  a  form  of  composition. 

4.  Prestidigitator — prestidigaitator 
prestadigitater.  (noun.)  A  juggler; 
one  skilled  in  sleight  of  hand. 

5.  Paniplied  —  paneplied  —  pano- 
plied, (adjective.)  Dressed  in  a  full 
suit  of  armor,  or  in  bright,  magnifi- 
cent raiment. 

6.  Umbrajious — umbragious — um- 


PUT  THE  BEE 
YOUR  SPELLING 


brageous.      (adjective.)      Affording 
shade  or  being  shaded;  shady. 

7.  Hebdomidal  —  hebdomadal  — 
hebdomodal.  (adjective.)  Consisting 
of  seven  days  or  occurring  at  week- 
ly intervals. 

8.  Anemone — anemine — anemane. 
(noun.)  A  large  genus  of  herbs  of 
the  buttercup  family. 

9.  Appetitive  —  apetitive  —  appe- 
titetive.  (adjective.)  Having  or  giv- 
ing appetite. 

10.  Practicianer  —  practisioner — 
practitioner,  (noun.)  One  who  exer- 
cises an  art,  science  or  profession. 

11.  Benzoine — bensoin — benzoin. 
(noun.)  A  resin  obtained  from  a 
certain  tree. 

12+Apperient — aperient — appeari- 
ent.  (noun.)  A  gently  laxative 
medicine  or  food. 

13.  Antidiluvian — antediluvian — 
antedeluvian.  (adjective.)  Of  the 
period  before  the  deluge;  hence,  an- 
tiquated. 

14.  Corrolary — corollary — corrol- 
ery.  (noun.)  A  deduction,  conse- 
quence, or  additional  inference. 

15.  Sparsity — sparcity — sparsety. 
(noun.)  Scantiness;  want  of  plenty. 


16.  Torpedos 
—  torrpedos  — 
torpedoes. 
(noun.)  Metal 
cases  containing 
explosives. 

17.  Mucus — 
moucus  —  mu- 
cous, (noun.)  A 

viscid  slippery  secretion. 

18.  Obsiquies — obsequies — obsa- 
quies.  (noun.)  Rites  or  ceremonies 
pertaining  to  burial. 

19.  Inflamable — inflammable — in- 
flammible.  (noun.)  Capable  of  be- 
ing easily  set  on  fire. 

20.  Piromaniac  —  pieromaniac  — 
pyromaniac.  (noun.)  A  person  af- 
flicted with  a  persistent  impulse  to 
start  fires. 

21.  Cantalope — cantelope — canta- 
loupe, (noun.)  A  variety  of  musk- 
melon. 

22.  Dais — dias — diase.  (noun.) 
The  principal  table,  at  the  end  of  a 
hall,  for  the  chief  guests. 

23.  Ferule  —  ferile  —  ferrule. 
(noun.)  A  ring  or  cap,  usually  of 
metal,  put  around  a  cane,  tool  han- 
dle or  similar  object. 

24.  Bedisened  —  bedizened  —  be- 
dizzened.  (adjective.)  Dressed 
tawdrily  or  with  vulgar  finery. 

25.  Valence — vallance — valance. 
(noun.)  A  short  decorative  drapery 
across  the  top  of  a  window. 

(You'll  find  the  answers  on  page  87) 


Strong  lights,  hard  shadows  bring 
out  harsh  angles  on  your  face 


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STRONG,  HARD  LIGHTS  .  .  .  and  everybody's  eyes  on 
you.  Playing  a  game  under  those  bright  overhead 
lamps  puts  the  prettiest  face  on  the  spot!  Powder 
shows  up  chalky .  .  .  Highlights  and  shadows  are  sharp- 
ening your  face  .  .  . 

Pond's  "glare-proof"  shades  save  you  from  that  em- 
barrassment! Blended  to  catch  and  reflect  only  the 
softer  rays  of  light,  Pond's  Powder  softens  your  face — 
flatters  it  in  sharp  daylight  or  glittering  evening  lights. 
And  doesn't  show  up! 

In  an  inquiry  among  1,097  girls, 
Pond's  got  the  biggest  vote  for 
"never  showing  powdery." 

Special  ingredients  make  Pond's 
soft  and  clinging.  It  stays  smooth 
— flattering — for  hours!  Decorated 
screw-top  jars — 35*,  70*.  Big  boxes 
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of  Pond's  "Glare-Proof"  Powder,  enough  of  each  for  a  thorough  5-day  test. 

(This  offer  expires  May  1,  1938.) 

Name — — 

Street - — 

City 


Copyright,  1938.  Ponds  Extract  Company 


a  N  excerpt  from  a  bygone  Chase  and  Sanborn 
/\  broadcast  has  W.  C.  Fields  telling  Charlie 
f\  McCarthy  that  he  is  a  "fugitive  from  a  wood- 
pile." 

"Remember,  Mr.  Fields,"  answers  the  impudent 
dummy,  America's  favorite  graven  image  (and  not  so 
grave,  at  that),  "  'Only  God  can  make  a  tree.'  " 

"And,"  says  Fields,  "only  Bergen  can  make  one 
talk." 

That  line  was  built  for  a  laugh,  and  got  it.  But — 
well,  think  it  over,  and  it's  not  so  funny.  It's  too  darn 
true. 

Suppose,  some  morning,  Edgar  Bergen  should  wake 
up  and  discover  that  he  couldn't  make  Charlie  Mc- 
Carthy talk? 

It  could  happen.  There  are  physicians  who  fear  that 
unless  Edgar  Bergen  takes  constant  care  of  his  vocal 
chords,  it  may  happen. 

There  is  one  thing  all  ventriloquists  fear  more  than 
anything  else — a  throat  disorder.  A  ventriloquist's 
larynx,  Edgar  Bergen  himself  told  me,  is  larger  and 
better  developed  than  the  ordinary  person's.  If  any- 
thing happens  to  impair  its  delicate  construction,  the 
"stomach-talker's"  career  is  over — and  with  his  ca- 
reer, his  dummy's.  Chronic  bronchitis  may  lay  its 
croupy  grip  on  the  oral  magician's  bronchial  tubes: 
"curtains"  for  the  act.  And  then  there  is  sinusitis,  an 
impressive  name  for  an  aggravating  condition.  Inflam- 
mation settles  in  the  frontal  cavity  of  the  skull  that 
connects  with  the  nostrils  and  contains  air.  Instead  of 
drawing  a  normal  breath  through  the  nose,  the  burden 


of  the  breath  intake  is  placed  on  the  victim's  throat.  If 
he  is  a  ventriloquist,  the  throat  is  already  overworked. 
You  can  see  what  happens  when  sinusitis  becomes 
acute. 

And  sinusitis,  or  some  thing  very  like  it,  is  the  men- 
ace to  Charlie's  life  and  Edgar  Bergen's  brilliant  ca- 
reer. .  .  . 

A  few  Sundays  ago — you  may  be  one  of  those  who 
noticed  it — Charlie  didn't  seem  to  be  himself.  His 
voice  sounded  strained  and  unlike  the  usual  McCar- 
thian  cackle.  The  reason  was  simply  that  Edgar  Ber- 
gen was  suffering  from  a  head  cold — a  common  or 
garden  variety  of  cold.  Nothing  serious,  to  you  or  me. 
But  it  could  easily  lead  to  catastrophe  for  Charlie  Mc- 
Carthy. Complications  resulting  from  it  could  send 
him  into  oblivion,  could  pack  him  away  with  his  top 
hat,  white  tie,  tails,  monocle,  polo  coat,  cowboy  suit, 
Sherlock  Holmes  hat  and  all,  into  the  velvet-lined  suit- 
case that  is  now  his  boudoir. 

And  something  is  giving  Edgar  Bergen  more  than 
his  share  of  colds.  So  far,  the  condition  has  been  seri- 
ous enough  to  show  on  one  broadcast,  serious  enough 
to  cause  comment  and  rumor,  and  serious  enough  to 
send  Bergen  to  seek  medical  advice.  It  has  been  more 
a  warning  than  anything  else — but  a  warning  that 
must  not  be  ignored. 

The  doctors  are  not  completely  convinced  that  sinu- 
sitis is  his  difficulty.  Those  that  Bergen  has  consulted 
both  in  Los  Angeles  and  New  York,  recognize  a  sinus 
condition,  but  they  wonder  if  it  is  not  caused  by  the 
excessive  fogs  of  the  far-famed  (Continued  on  page  10) 


Is  it  possible  that  this  beloved  imp 
and  his  brilliant  master  have  climbed 
to  the  peak  of  success  in  less  than  a 
single  year — only  to  face  disaster? 


7$r 


** 


By      DOROTHY      SPENSLEY 


California  climate  instead  of  an  organic  weakness. 
Beverly  Hills  is  a  nice  place  to  live,  all  right,  but  there's 
no  denying  that  it  gets  foggy  there  in  the  night  and  in 
the  morning;  and  those  fogs  may  be  what  are  giving 
Edgar  Bergen  colds  in  the  head. 

There's  another  possibility,  the  doctors  admit.  Years 
ago,  Bergen  had  his  tonsils  taken  out;  and  left  over 
from  that  operation  there's  a  bit  of  a  tonsil  root  still  in 
his  throat.  That  memento  of  a  bygone  tonsillectomy 
may  be  what  is  irritating  the  delicate  membranes  in 
the  priceless  vocal  apparatus  of  America's  Number 
One  ventriloquist. 

THE  only  solution  at  the  moment  seems  to  be  a  home 
in  a  drier,  less  foggy  district,  and  Bergen  is  looking 
for  one  right  now.  San  Fernando's  platter-shaped 
slopes  are  bright  and  inviting,  protected  by  foothills 
from  the  ocean's  foggy  winds.  A  house  in  Encino  near 
Al  Jolson,  Phil  Harris,  and  Edward  Everett  Horton 
might  be  just  about  right.  Or  at  Toluca  Lake  with  Bing 
Crosby  and  Jimmie  Fidler  as  neighbors. 

Even  that  is  only  a  partial  solution.  Bergen  would 
still  have  to  guard  against  even  the  slightest  infection, 
because  he  would  still  have  to  come  to  town  for  re- 
hearsals, broadcasts,  and  picture  work — and  winter- 
time in  Los  Angeles,  all  Chamber  of  Commerce  blurbs 
to  the  contrary,  can  provide  some  mighty  wet  days. 

Naturally,  Bergen  is  reluctant  to  submit  to  another 
operation  to  remove  that  tonsil  root.  He's  not  certain 
that  it's  causing  any  trouble,  to  begin  with.  Removing 
it  might  not  do  a  bit  of  good.  He  has  his  duties  to  the 
Chase  and  Sanborn  people,  and  to  the  listeners  who 


They're  in  the  movies  now — both 
Charlie  and  Edgar  Bergen — in 
Goldwyn's  "Follies."  Charlie 
spends  the  money  on  his  wardrobe. 

Samuel  Goldwyn  Studios 

have  made  him  famous  by  their 
approval,  and  he  hates  to  stay 
off  the  air  for  the  length  of  time 
the  operation  would  require, 
just  on  the  chance  that  the  ton- 
sil root  may  be  to  blame. 

All  this,  Edgar  Bergen  told 
me  with  a  frankness  one  would 
scarcely  expect  from  a  man  who 
is  living  under  the  perpetual 
threat  of  catching  a  cold  which 
would  ruin  his  career.  But 
then,  this  quiet,  blue-eyed 
Swedish-American  is  the  last 
man  in  the  world  to  grow  mor- 
bid under  such  conditions.  Tak- 
ing vigilant  care  of  his  voice  is 
part  of  his  job,  and  Bergen  ac- 
cepts it  as  such. 

"Another  thing  that  may 
make  my  voice  sound  less  flexi- 
ble to  the  listeners,"  he  ex- 
plained, "is  its  lack  of  use.  That 
sounds  paradoxical,  but  it  isn't. 
The  vocal  muscles  are  like  any 
other  muscles.  If  they  are  not 
exercised  regularly  they  get 
slack.  Athletes  and  prize  fight- 
ers have  the  same  trouble  when 
they  don't  keep  in  condition. 

"When    I    first    came    to    the 
coast,   my  voice  had  plenty  of 
exercise,  because  I  was  using  it 
not  only  on  the  Sunday  broad- 
cast but  twice  a  night,  plus  two 
matinees  a  week,  at  the  Cocoanut  Grove.    Later,  until 
a  few  weeks  ago,  I  was  working  every  day  at  the  stu- 
dio making  The  Goldwyn  Follies.     I  finished  that  pic- 
ture, and  my  first  one  with  Universal  wasn't  ready,  so 
I  had  no  occasion  to  go  through  my  routine  except  at 
the  Saturday  night  rehearsals  and  on  the  show  the 
following   day.      That,   coupled   with  the   cold  I  had, 
might  have  made  my  voice  sound  different." 

Undoubtedly  the  greatest  sacrifice  that  Bergen  could 
make  would  be  to  lay  aside  the  three-foot  figure  that 
for  seventeen  years  has  been  his  constant  associate. 
But,  tragedy  though  it  would  be,  Bergen  is  prepared 
for  just  such  an  emergency.  If  anything  should  hap- 
pen to  his  voice,  he  knows  exactly  what  he  would  do — 
settle  down  in  a  medium-sized  city,  about  the  size  of 
Evansville,  Indiana,  and  not  too  near  a  big  city.  There 
he  would  own  and  operate  a  theater,  or  rather  a  clinic 
of  the  theater,  experimenting  with  Sunday-night  con- 
certs, Saturday-night  vaudeville,  little  theater  dra- 
matics, especially  constructed  movie  programs.  That 
is,  if  the  film  moguls  did  not  persuade  him  to  tarry  in 
Hollywood  in  an  advisory  capacity. 

But  what  will  ultimately  happen  to  the  inimitable 
McCarthy  and  the  gifted  Bergen  rests  with  the  gods 
.  .  .  may  they  be  merciful  to  the  pair's  admirers! 
Chances  are  good  that  a  change  of  climate  will  dispel 
the  menace  that  clouds  Edgar  Bergen's  career  and 
threatens  Charlie  McCarthy's  life.  Happily,  Bergen 
has  not  become  panicky  over  the  possibility  of  trouble 
to  his  vocal  chords.  He  recognizes  the  danger,  and 
knows  how  he  must  fight  it — with  vigilance,  care,  com- 
mon sense.     And  that  is  more  than  half  the  battle. 


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Menace  to  public  taste,  rightful  target  of 
women's  club's  wrath,  or  merely  amusing,  beauti- 
ful young  clown  with  tremendous  zest  for 
living?  However  you  feel,  Martha  Raye  this 
year  has  become  one  of  the  biggest  names  in  the 
entertainment  world.  When  she  makes  personal 
appearances,  attendance  records  topple.  When  she 
sings  on  the  Al  Jolson  program,  her  worshippers 
sit  at  the  loudspeaker  in  hushed  admiration. 

So,  Radio  Mirror  brings  you  the  dramatic  life 
story  of  this  powerful  contender  for  public  favor, 
a  biography  best  described  by  the  old  proverb, 
"Laugh  before  breakfast,  cry  before  night." 

IT  was  not  much  more  than  a  year  ago  that  a  nine- 
teen-year-old girl  unpacked  her  bags  in  a  small 
Hollywood  hotel,  looked  out  of  the  window  at  the 
sea  of  brightly  colored  lights  which  at  night  is  the 
most  famous  "little  city"  in  the  world  and  yelled  out 
— for  the  relief  of  her  own  soul,  for  there  was  no  one 
else  in  the  room — "Oh,  boy!" 


She  was  an  awkward,  dark-haired  girl  with  a  big 
smile.  She  could  sing  a  little,  dance  a  little,  make 
people  laugh  a  lot.  And  Hollywood  was  going  to  be 
her  oyster.    Her  name  was  Martha  Raye. 

Success  comes  seldom — even  in  the  "little  city"  of 
miracles — with  the  swiftness  it  has  come  to  Martha. 
When  she  came  to  Hollywood  she  was  practically  un- 
known. She  was  not  new  to  the  theater;  her  parents 
were  vaudevillians,  and  Martha  practically  was  born 
in  a  costume  trunk.  But  her  audience  thus  far  had 
been  limited  to  the  patrons  of  a  few  stay-open-late 
clubs  and  vaudeville  theaters  where  she  had  tried  out 
her  individual  songs  and  impersonations.  She  was 
on  her  way,  but  not  even  Martha — who  was  a  pretty 
confident  young  person — knew  how  fast  she  would 
cover  the  ground  to  the  top. 

Today,  Martha  has  realized  her  every  dream.  She 
is  a  star  of  films  and  radio.  Her  weekly  income  from 
both  is  said  to  exceed  $2,000  a  week,  a  figure  which 
catapults  Martha  into  the  highest  income  tax  brackets. 
Every   time   she   makes   a   personal    appearance,    she 


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plays  to  a  sold-out  house.  Everywhere  she  goes,  she 
is  besieged  by  mobs  of  adoring  fans,  boys  and  girls 
and  adult  men  and  women  who  will  wait  for  hours 
in  the  streets  for  a  second's  look  at  their  "Oh,  boy" 
girl.  When  she  concluded  her  recent  tour,  "Variety," 
bible  of  the  show  business,  said  that  Martha  Raye  was 
the  biggest  box-office  draw  in  ten  years. 

MARTHA  can  have  for  the  asking  anything  she 
wants.  Anything,  that  is,  money  can  buy.  When 
she  came  to  Hollywood  she  owned  two  evening  dresses, 
and  not  very  luxurious  ones  at  that.  Fashionists  clus- 
tered about  happily  when  Martha  visited  New  York  re- 
cently and  unrolled  enough  cash  to  purchase  a  complete 
Schiaparelli  wardrobe.  She  has  more  furs  than  she  has 
occasions  for  wearing  them,  real  jewelry,  expensive 
cars.  Martha  Raye  is  a  walking  dream  come  true  for 
every  girl  who  dreams  of  a  career  in  Hollywood. 

It's  the  old  story  of  Cinderella,  except  that  Martha 
isn't  having  any  fun  at  the  ball. 

Not  happy?  When  in  a  year  she  has  gained  admir- 
ation, fortune,  fame?  But  look  at  the  opposite  side 
of  the  ledger.  In  the  same  year  what  has  she  lost? 
Her  first  love,  her  marriage,  her  leisure,  and  the  com- 
panionship of  her  friends. 

The  newspapers  were  buzzing  with  the  details  of 
Martha  Raye's  suit  for  divorce  from  her  husband  of 
three  months,  twenty-one-year  old  Hamilton  "Buddy" 
Westmore  when  I  found  her  backstage  at  the  Columbia 
theater  in  Hollywood  waiting  to  be  called  to  rehearse 
for  her  weekly  radio  appearance.  Perhaps  it  was  not 
the  psychological  moment  for  direct  questions,  but  one 
popped  out. 

"Was  it  worth  it?" 

"Look,"  she  said.     "It's  nobody's  fault.     Not  mine. 
Not  his.     Not  anybody's.     It's  all  over  now,  and  it's 
better  that  way.    You  can't  have — love — and  that  sort 
of  thing,  and  a  career,  too.     I  have  my  job.     See  the 
reviews  of  my  act  in  De- 
troit? This  is  a  swell  new 
arrangement  of   'I   Can't 
Give  You  Anything  but 
Love,   Baby.'    .    .    .    I'm 
singing  it  tomorrow  night. 
Start    my    new     picture 
Thursday,  'The  Big  Broad- 
cast of  1938.'  They're  star- 
ring me  in  it.  Starring  me 
and  W.  C.  Fields.   .   .   . 

"But,  so  what  .  .  .  who 
am  I  fooling?  I  wish  I'd 
never  come  to  this  town. 
I  wish  they'd  drop  me 
right  now.  I  wish  it'd 
never  happened." 

Probably  the  next  day, 
Martha  would  be  shout- 
ing her  lusty  "Oh,  boy" 
again,  grinning  that  in- 
fectious grin  of  hers  at 
everybody  she  passed  on 
the  street,  looking  over 
the  Hollywood  oyster  for 
another  point  of  attack. 
But  that  night  she  wasn't 
in  the  mood  for  success 
stories,  especially  her 
own. 

"So  I'm  the  biggest 
box-office  draw  in  ten 
years.  What  of  it?  It 
doesn't  mean  anything, 
inside. 

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Paramount    Photo 

It  takes   a   girl    who's   had    twenty-one   years 
of  hard  knocks  to  clown  with  a  broken  heart. 


"I-  suppose  everyone  does  look  at  me  and  say  'That 
lucky  kid!  A  year  ago  singing  for  her  supper  at  the 
Century  club  and  now  look  at  her!'  I  suppose  every 
little  high  school  girl  in  the  country  whoever  learned 
to  tap  dance  wants  to  come  to  Hollywood  and  be  a 
big  success,  like  Martha  Raye. 

"Gosh,  tell  'em  to  stay  at  home.  Why  should  they 
want  to  leave  their  families  and  their  friends,  and 
their  pretty  little  houses  for  this?  Why,  I'd  trade 
places  with  them  any  day." 

Martha  had  just  locked  the  door  on  her  own  little 
house.  A  charming,  rambling  ranchhouse  in  the  val- 
ley back  of  Hollywood.  It  stood  for  everything  Mar- 
tha and  Buddy  Westmore  had  meant  their  marriage  to 
be:  fun  for  two,  "Away  from  it  all,"  and  love  for  two — 
in  a  serious  try  at  making  this  Mr.  and  Mrs.  thing 
work,  despite  the  ever  present  threat  of  Hollywood. 

It  was  almost  funny — so  funny  that  it  was  sad — the 
way  Martha  and  Buddy  gritted  their  teeth,  glared  at 
the  cynical  and  set  about  being  a  normal  honeymoon 
pair  after  their  return  from  their  elopement  trip. 

MARTHA  showed  up  for  radio  rehearsal  the  first  day 
after  her  return  in  a  gingham  house  dress.  It  was 
"pardon  my  appearance  but  we  have  a  lot  of  unpack- 
ing to  do  this  evening  and  I  won't  have  much  time." 
She  was  bubbling  with  happiness.  Everyone  who 
offered  felicitations  had  to  look  at  her  modest  wedding 
ring,  and  the  tiny  charm  rings,  one  for  engagement, 
one  for  marriage,  which  Martha  wore  on  a  gold  chain 
around  her  neck.  They  were  just  the  right  size,  she 
explained  blushing,  for  their  first  baby. 

Of  course  Buddy  didn't  make  much  money,  in  the 
Hollywood  sense.  He  was  just  a  make-up  artist  at 
Paramount,  where  Martha  was  a  budding  star.  But 
lots  of  other  young  couples  had  lived  on  less  than  his 
$90  a  week,  and  Martha  intended  to  have  a  try  at  it. 
She'd  put  her  money  in  the  bank,  save  it  for  a  rainy 

day  when  she  was  no 
longer  wanted  in  pic- 
tures. 

Martha  and  Buddy 
moved  into  a  small  Holly- 
wood apartment,  spent 
their  evenings  happily 
hanging  pictures  and 
drawing  plans  for  the 
honeymoon  house  they 
would  build  in  the  valley, 
as  soon  as  they  could  af- 
ford it.  Martha  cooked 
dinner  every  night,  and 
burned  her  fingers  just 
like  any  bride. 

Her  girl  friends  invited 
Martha  to  a  shower,  and 
she  warned  the  guests  in 
advance  that  only  the 
most  practical  gifts 
would  be  acceptable.  She 
was  going  to  be  a  practi- 
cal wife.  So  the  guests, 
humoring  her  whim  and 
hiding  their  skepticism, 
brought  her  red  and 
white  kitchen  accessories, 
coffee  and  tea  cans, 
wastebaskets  and  work 
ladders.  There  were  even 
a  red  and  white  apron, 
and  a  rolling  pin  among 
the  gifts. 

Martha      and      Buddy 


worked  just  as  hard  at  their 
"fun  for  two."  They  were  a 
normal  couple  in  love,  weren't 
they?  They  organized  hayride 
parties,  wore  overalls,  and  ate 

hotdogs  and  doughnuts.  They  went  on  gay  excursions 
to  the  amusement  piers  at  the  beach.  Martha  coaxed  a 
week's  vacation  from  the  studio,  and  they  put  on 
hiking  boots  and  went  off  for  a  week's  camping  in  the 
mountains.  Of  course  Buddy  got  fired  from  his  job 
upon  his  return  for  his  trouble — for  the  studio  hadn't 
included  him  in  its  permission  for  a  holiday — but 
he  got  another  job  right  away,  so  what  was  the  dif- 
ference?   They  had  had  a  honeymoon. 

They  just  had  time  before  Martha  tore  away  for  her 
long-scheduled  personal  appearance  tour  to  buy  their 
little  house  in  the  valley  and  choose  its  furnishings. 
Martha  didn't  see  the  completed  picture  before  she 
left,  but  she  had  a  personal  hand  in  all  of  the  shopping. 

The  new  home  was  ready  for  the  bride  when  she 
returned,  and  the  young  bridegroom  carried  her  over 


She  was  happy  once,  but  her  marriage  to 
Buddy  Westmore  lasted  only  three  months. 


the  threshold  before  she  was 
allowed  to  make  a  tour  of  in- 
spection. The  red  and  white 
kitchen  was  gleaming  with 
cheerful  cleanliness.  The  com- 
fortable farmhouse  furniture  which  had  looked  so 
appealing  in  the  shops  looked  even  better  now  that 
the  rugs  were  down  and  the  draperies  at  the  windows. 
The  little  house  was  a  perfect  setting  for  happiness 
for  two;  but  Martha  and  Buddy  lived  there  just  two 
days. 

What  could  have  happened  so  suddenly  to  chill  this 
blooming  young  romance?  The  gossips  chattered  of 
quarrels,  of  disagreements  in  public  places.  It  was  an- 
other man.     It  was  another  girl.     It  was  money. 

It  was  none  of  those  things.  It  was  just  that  Martha 
was  a  success.  The  public  had  chosen  to  adore  her,  so 
her  life  henceforward  was  not  her  own,  but  the 
public's. 

The  realization  of  this  truth  came  upon  her  during 
her  recent  tour.     It  was  not  (Continued  on  page  88) 

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T  began  to  seem,  suddenly, 

that      every      magazine      I 

picked  up  contained  an  ar- 
ticle proving — or  trying  to 
prove — that  1938  Youth  had 
thrown  its  bonnet  over  the 
windmill  and  reverted  to  the 
old  post-War  days  when  you 
couldn't  mention  the  word 
without  tacking  "flaming"  on 
in  front  of  it.  Case  histories 
about  goings-on  in  high  school, 
statistics  about  unwed  mothers 
— there  they  all  were,  in  black 
type  on  white  paper. 

Well,  I  thought,  maybe  I'm 
wrong.  Maybe  all  these  things 
have  been  going  on  right  in 
front  of  my  unseeing  eyes, 
while  I've  worried  a  little  be- 
cause the  very  young  people 
I  know  appear  to  have  lost  all 
preoccupation  with  sex  and 
romance.  Political  and  eco- 
nomic problems  seem  to  be 
their  main  interest,  not  per- 
sonal   ones.     Here    I've    been 

mourning  about  the  lost  days  when  I  and  my  friends 
used  to  sit  in  the  back  seat  of  a  parked  car  and  neck — 
that's  what  we  called  it  then — while  all  the  time  these 
busy  magazine  researchers  have  been  hot  on  the  trail 
of  a  youth  which  makes  the  old  "flaming"  variety  look 
tepid  by  comparison. 

So  maybe  I  was  wrong.  But  I  didn't  believe  it.  I 
believed,  instead,  that  all  these  charges  of  wholesale 
unchastity  with  which  the  writers  were  rushing  pell- 
mell  into  type  were  the  result  of  a  total  misconception. 

That  was  why  I  was  glad  to  talk  to  Cecil  B.  DeMille 
on  that  very  subject.  DeMille,  it  seemed  to  me,  could 
give  me  an  honest  and  unprejudiced  answer.  Of  all 
people,  it  is  his  business  to  keep  close  watch  on  the 
mental  and  moral  attitude  of  the  nation.  He  produced 
successful  pictures  for  the  young  people  of  that 
"flaming"  era  I  mentioned.  He  is  still  producing 
them,  and  they  are  still  successful,  for  the  young  peo- 
ple of  today.    He  is  directing  a  weekly  radio  program, 


AN  INTERVIEW  WITH 
CECIL  B.  DEMILLE 
BY      KAY      PROCTOR 


the  Lux  Theater,  and  the  pub- 
lic has  signified  that  it  likes 
what  he  gives  it  in  this  me- 
dium too.  No  man  could  build 
such  a  record  of  successful 
showmanship,  extending  over 
such  a  long  period  of  years, 
and  remain  unaware  of  his 
public's  moral  outlook. 

I  found  him  in  the  midst  of 
one  of  his  rehearsals  for  the 
Lux  Radio  Theater.  All  about 
him  was  bustling  activity — a 
large  cast  intently  working  on 
lines  of  dialogue,  technicians 
perfecting  sound  effects,  secre- 
taries rushing  back  and  forth. 
Yet  DeMille,  by  a  strange  con- 
centration on  the  problem  I 
had  put  before  him,  seemed 
to  have  drawn  a  curtain  which 
shut  them  all  out.  When  he 
answered  my  questions,  it  was 
in  a  slow,  thoughtful  voice. 

"It's  difficult,"  he  said,  "to 
find  the  right  words  to  present 
the  truth,  and  even  more  dif- 
ficult to  find  the  truth  in  the  maze  of  misunderstanding 
we  get  into  whenever  we  try  to  discuss  young  people. 
I  do  believe  this,  however.  All  these  charges — "  he 
indicated  several  of  the  magazine  articles  damning 
youth  which  I  had  brought  with  me —  "are  a  mis- 
direction of  truth. 

"Knowledge  is  being  confused  with  immorality. 
That's  the  heart  of  the  whole  problem.  To  know  about 
a  thing  need  not  mean  to  believe  in  it.  Today's  youth 
responds  to  purity  as  never  before.  We  have  proof  of 
that  all  about  us." 

He  pointed  to  one  paragraph,  a  few  lines  which 
proclaimed  that  last  year  there  were  fifty  thousand 
unmarried  mothers  in  the  United  States,  according 
to  statistics. 

"How  can  they  call  that  an  argument  that  youth  is 
morally  worse  today  than  twenty  years  ago?"  he 
asked.  "Twenty  years  ago,  no  one  so  much  as  spoke 
in   so-called  polite   society    (Continued   on  page   75) 


Have  today's  children  exchanged  purity  for 
disillusionment?  The  frank  answer  of  a  man 
whose  finger  is  on  the  nation's  moral  pulse 


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Previews   are   the   things   these   days,   so 
Spencer  Tracy  and  Joan  Crawford  emote. 


Fink 


Robert  Young  and   the   late  Ted   Healy; 
below,  Florence  Rice  and  James  Stewart. 


A  glittering  successor  to  the  old  Show  Boat  is  the  M-G-M, 
Maxwell  House  Good  News  of  1938,  pictured  on  this  page. 
Eleanor    Powell,    above,    tapdanced    on    the    first    show. 


THE  LION 

AND  THE 

COFFEE  POT 


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CAMERA 

GOES  TO 

TOWN 


Rudy  Vallee  gets  hot  at  Palm  Springs  and 
so  does  Hyman  Fink,  our  ace  snapshooter. 
who   caught    Rudy   doing    a   clarinet   solo. 


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Above,  a  dramatic  shot  of  Raymond  Paige  as 
he  directs  the  Hollywood  Hotel  orchestra. 
Below,  old  friends  Jessel,  Cantor,  and   Benny. 


Below,  Hymie  saved  this  shot  of  Martha  Raye, 
Jolson,  and  Sonja  Henie  from  those  he  took 
specially    for    this    month's    new    cover    idea. 


All  pictures 
on  this  page 
by  Hyrnan  Fink 


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With  Amos  'n'  Andy  L  ,,¥  'A 
its    perfect   team-  " 
work    all     the    time. 


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GALLERY  GLIMPSES 


Fred  Waring's  loss  is 
Dick  Powell's  gain — 
Rosemary  Lane,  above, 
recently  Fred's  solo- 
ist, is  now  on  Dick's 
Lucky  Strike  program. 

Scotty  Welbourne 


.  .  .  and  left  is  proof 
that  Dick  knows  he's 
getting  a  beautiful  co- 
star.  Tune  these  two 
in  every  Wednesday 
night  at   ten   on   NBC. 

Elmer  Fryer 


In  pensive  mood,  Tony 
Martin,  Alice  Faye's 
bridegroom  and  Gracie 
Allen's  not-so-secret 
sorrow  on  her  Monday 
night   NBC   broadcasts. 

Gene  K  or  man 


THE  13th  CORPSE 


Warning — This   story 
is  exclusively  for 


those  without  nerves 


DECORATION      by      BELAR 


By        ARCH 
O    B    O    L    E    R 

FICTIONIZED    by 
NORTON     RUSSELL 


Devotees  of  the  weird  and  unusual  in  radio  pro- 
grams should  listen — if  they  don't  already — to 
the  Lights  Out  series  on  NBC  every  Wednesday 
at  half  an  hour  after  midnight.  It  is  to  them  that 
this  fictionization  of  one  of  the  most  thrilling 
Lights  Out  dramas  is  dedicated.  Frankly  written 
to  shock  and  horrify,  frankly  supernatural  in 
theme,  it's  recommended  only  for  readers  who  are 
willing  to  take  such  matters  in  their  stride. 

THERE  was  nothing  in  the  air  that  night  to  warn 
them.  The  campus  drowsed  in  the  chill  darkness 
of  early  spring.  The  stars  glittered  wanly  through 
the  bare  branches  of  the  oaks  and  the  elms.  Professor 
Hayden's  old  car  stood,  as  it  always  did,  at  the  curbing 
before  his  house.  There  was  nothing  to  tell  these  three 
young  men,  as  they  stepped  into  the  car,  that  they 
were  starting  a  trail  that  would  carry  them  to  murder, 
to  horror,  madness,  and  death. 

The  motor  sputtered  and  missed  as  Bill  stepped  on 
the  ignition.  The  two  other  boys  crowded  into  the 
front  seat  beside  him  glanced  around  uneasily. 

One  of  them  laughed.  "It's  a  good  thing  old  Prof, 
Hayden's  deaf.  If  he  ever  heard  us  out  here  and  found 
out  we'd  been  borrowing  his  car  every  Saturday  night 
to  take  dates  out,  we  wouldn't  be  members  of  the  un- 
dergraduate body  at  dear  old  Clinton  U.  any  longer!" 

"Y'all  don't  think  he  will  find  out,  do  you,  Merv?" 
said  the  other,  who  would  be  fat  by  the  time  he  was 
thirty. 

"Ask  Bill,  Wally — he's  our  master  mind!" 

"Fella,"  Bill  said  laconically,  "there's  always  a 
chance  anything  we  do'll  be  found  out.  It  hasn't  yet. 
So?" 

"Right!"  Merv  chuckled.  "If  there's  a  rule  around 
this  old  college  we  three  haven't  broken,  it  hasn't  been 
written  yet.     Quit  your  worrying,  Wally.  Leave  it  all 


to  Uncle  Bill  and  we'll  go  right  on  having  our  fun  Sat- 
urday nights,  and  the  rest  of  the  time  we'll  be  nice 
little  college  boys  taking  a  nice  little  medical  course 
and  in  a  couple  of  years  we'll  be  nice  little  doctors." 
The  motor  suddenly  roared  lustily. 

"Let's  start,"  Wally  urged.  "Them  gals  sho'  goin' 
be  mad,  waitin'  at  that  corner  all  this  time.  Y'know,  I 
think—" 

"Look  who's  comin'  down  the  street,"  said  Bill. 

Gray,  like  part  of  the  sidewalk  moving,  they  could 
see  little  Sam  Lee,  a  Chinaman  of  no  age  anyone  knew. 
He  was  carrying  his  little  basket  of  flowers  on  his  arm. 

"Two  bits  worth  of  Sam  Lee's  posies  and  we'll  have 
the  girls  back  in  the  right  mood  in  a  minute,"  Bill  ex- 
plained. 

"Still  the  master-mind,  Bill,"  Merv  said  admiringly. 
Then,  in  a  horrible  parody  of  pidgin  English,  he 
called:  "Hi,  Sam  Lee!  Got  pletty  flower  for  sell  col- 
lege boy?" 

Sam  Lee,  the  yellow  dry  skin  of  his  face  crinkling 
in  a  wide  grin,  was  beside  the  car.  He  bowed  and 
rummaged  in  his  basket,  then  held  out  three  small 
bunches  of  fresh  marigolds. 

"How  much?"  Bill  snapped. 

"Seventy-fi'  cents,  please.    Velly  nice  flowers." 

"Hey,  China  boy,"  Bill  said  in  mock  dismay.  "They 
ain't  made  o'  platinum,  are  they?  Give  you  two  bits 
for  the  lot." 

Sam  Lee's  smile  remained.  "No,  please.  Must  have 
seventy-fi  cents." 

"Go  on,"  Merv  said.  "You  don't  eat  more  than  a 
nickel's  worth  of  rice  a  day.  What  you  need  money 
for,  Sam  Lee?" 

"Give  money  to  Mr.  Sun  Ti,  so  when  Sam  Lee  die  he 
send  me  back  to  rest  with  honorable  ancestors." 

The  three  boys  let  out  hoots  of  derision.  "Ain't  this 
country  good  enough  for  you  (Continued  on  page  70) 

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LET  me  make  it  clear  that  my  ideas  on  Roosevelt 
were  not  always  the  same.     When  I  visited  him 
for  the  first  time  two  years  ago,  T  received  a  real 
New  Deal  Meal — at  the  end  a  cup  of  coffee  with  only 
one  piece  of  sugar  on  the  dish.  Apparently  in  the  White 
House,  they  intended  to  try  me  out  first.    At  this  I  de- 
cided still  more  to  become  a  Republican  because  I  have 
always  liked  elephants  better 
than    donkeys.      But    then,    I 
thought,     perhaps     the     high 
taxes  I  have  to  pay  for  my 
American  editions  would  be- 
come less,  if  I  wrote  in  favor 
of  the  New  Deal.    When  I  was 
informed    that    taxes    depend 
only    upon    the    price    of   the 
books — to  pay  less  taxes  I  had 
only  to  write  shorter  books — 
the  text  was  not  at  all  interest- 
ing to  Mr.  Morgenthau — then 
my  sympathy  for  Mr.  Roose- 
velt again  received  a  blow. 

Later  on  I  made  better  ac- 
quaintance with  him  and  I 
found  him,  although  a  Presi- 
dent, extremely  interesting.  As 
I  received  on  later  occasions 
also  more  sugar,  I  decided  to 
study  him. 

If  a  foreigner  enters  a  fam- 
ily, sometimes  he  sees  with  his 
fresh  eyes  things  which  to  the 
family    remain    hidden.    First, 
because  he  does  not  know  the 
internal  differences,  he  looks  at 
the  entire  situation  more  naively.   So 
I  compared  this  man  first  with  the 
leaders  of  Europe — I  know  nearly  all 
of  them.    Second  with  historical  pre- 
decessors, men  who  did  in  similar  sit- 
uations similar  things.     So  you  find 
in  my  book,  parallels  in  the  Plutar- 
chic  manner  between  Roosevelt  and  Hoover,  Roosevelt 
and  Hitler,  Roosevelt  and  Al   Smith,  Roosevelt  and 
Theodore  Roosevelt,  Roosevelt  and  Lincoln. 

For  I  worked  more  as  a  psychologist  than  as  a  po- 
litical expert.  I  was  never  a  member  of  any  politi- 
cal party,  even  in  my  own  country.  I  am  only  a 
man  hunter — instead  of  collecting  stamps  and  butter- 
flies, I  collect  men.  I  put  them  in  a  kind  of  aquarium  of 


B  y     E 
L  U  D 


Editor's  Note 

The  greatest  biographer  of  his  time  met  his  most  im- 
portant subject  when  Emil  Ludwig  began  a  life  story 
of  Franklin  D.  Roosevelt.  At  a  banquet  to  celebrate 
the  serial  publication  of  this  dramatic  document  in 
Liberty  magazine,  Ludwig  made  the  speech  which  is 
printed  here.  Although  it  was  broadcast  over  the  NBC 
network,  time  commitments  made  it  necessary  to  cut 
the  conclusion  off  the  air.  RADIO  MIRROR  is  proud 
to  bring  the  complete  address  to  its  readers. 

In  the  introductory  speech  to  Ludwig,  Fulton  Oursler, 
Liberty's  editor,  said,  "Biography  has  been  defined  as 
the  study  of  you  and  me,  the  history  of  the  life  of  an 
individual  written  as  literature.  To  this  task  came 
Ludwig,  the  poet.  Between  twenty  and  thirty  he  had 
written  twelve  plays,  six  of  them  staged,  and  all  of 
them  in  verse.  Before  that  he  had  tried  to  earn  an 
honest  living  in  legal  and  mercantile  pursuits;  until 
thirty  he  had  never  written  prose  at  all.  Now  his  por- 
trait is  finished.  We  who  have  read  it  believe  that  he 
has  written  something  that  is  fine  and  true,  and  of 
permanent  value." 


glass,  where  I  look  on  their  movements.  If  they  are 
past  or  present  men  makes  no  difference.  As  an 
analyst  in  human  characters,  it  is  my  business  to  make 
dead  heroes  live  and  to  send  living  men  back  through 
the  centuries.  When  I  said  to  Mr.  Roosevelt,  "I  regret 
you  are  still  living,"  he  laughed.  He  understood. 
When  Mr.  Roosevelt  came  into  my  aquarium,  my 

American  friends  stood  around 
in  a  state  of  great  excitement. 
One  said:  "Look  at  that  fish. 
He  is  not  swimming  in  a  sin- 
cere way." 

Then  another  said:  "Even 
so,  he  swims  straight  and  fine." 
Another  indignant  voice: 
"What  does  that  mean  if  he 
uses  always  the  wrong 
method?" 

Another:  "And  what  price 
will  there  be  for  this  spectacu- 
lar swimming?  Hopeless  in- 
debtedness for  future  unborn 
little  fishes!" 

Still  another  unfriendly 
voice:  "Look,  that  fish  is  red 
and  he  is  surrounded  with 
other  red  fishes.  I  tell  you  he 
is  entirely  poisoned  with  bol- 
shevist  poison." 

And   then   one   final   shout: 
"This  is  a  mad  fish.     And  Mr. 
Ludwig  is  interested  in  patho- 
fictures.  inc.  logical  characters." 

Yes,  lecturing  through  this 
country,    I   was   sometimes   in 

Mi      I  an   astonishing   situation   for   a  for- 

L         eigner — to   defend   the  President   of 
the   United   States    against    his   own 

W^>         countrymen. 
V_J  Of    Mr.     Roosevelt's    critics,     two 

classes  do  not  interest  me —  the  rich 
who  complain  over  their  taxes  and 
the  Republicans  who  are  simply  party  rivals.  That's 
usual.  But  there  are  other  independent  earnest  men 
against  him.  I  asked  them  if  they  voted  for  him.  They 
said  "Yes."  And  all  of  them  amazed  me  by  saying,  "He 
saved  the  country  in  1933  but  now  he  becomes  a 
dictator." 

To  decide  this  question  we  must  study  Mr.  Roose- 
velt's character.    In  order  to  understand  his  character, 

I  thought  I  had  to  see  his  origin. 

The  old  farm,  where  he  is  still  today  only  the  son  of 
the  house — a  modest  old  country  house  without  luxury 
but  with  a  certain  old  independent  dignity.  Always  in 
history  there  were  such  country  gentlemen  to  help  the 
poor  against  the  rich  by  their  own  conviction.  Such 
men  were  always  fought  by  their  own  class.  Always 
this  kind  of  man  was  attacked  from  both  sides. 

In  this  sense  let  me  compare  Roosevelt  with  another 
country  gentleman,  Count  Mirabeau,  who  also  revolted 
against  his  own  ruling  class  and  urged  it  to  avoid 
revolution  by  large  and  generous  concessions.  Had  he 
lived  longer,  he  perhaps  would  have  hindered  the  revo- 
lution.   Like  Roosevelt,  Mirabeau  was  suspected  by  all 


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A  broadcast  to 


challenge    all 
Americans!    By 


one  whose  own 


nation  traded 


democracy  for 
a     dictatorship 


classes.  Like  Roosevelt,  Mirabeau  worked  out  a  mid- 
dle road  between  reaction  and  radicalism.  Like  Roose- 
velt, Mirabeau  tried  to  reconcile  the  growing  hatred 
and  to  alter  the  old  system,  to  change  it  little  by  little 
without  destroying  it. 

Europeans  do  not  look  upon  Roosevelt's  ideas  as 
new.  When  I  was  a  small  boy  we  played  with  the 
stamps  which  Bismarck  introduced  half  a  century  ago 
for  insurance  of  old  age  for  our  cook  and  maid.  Other 
social  reforms  have  been  made  in  the  last  twenty  years 
in  Moscow,  Rome,  Berlin.  In  such  dissimilar  systems 
we  find  the  same  collective  power  of  the  state  over  eco- 
nomics. To  do  it  here  is  surprising  only  because  it  has 
been  done  so  late.    It  is  not  what  Roosevelt  had  done 


but  how  he  did  it.  How  he  educated  men  to  think 
about  new  ways;  how  he  arrived  at  great  reforms 
without  any  force,  without  any  limitations  of  free 
speech  and  of  Congress — that  is  what  interested  us 
Europeans.  He  used  the  old  rights  and  he  did  not 
abolish  anything  and  yet  he  reached  some  aim,  which 
in  other  countries  is  forced  upon  the  citizens  by  fear- 
and  terror. 

I  am  certain  that  the  sons  of  the  rich  who  hate  him 
today  will  erect  a  monument  fifty  years  from  now  to 
the  "Memory  of  the  man  who  tried  to  save  Capitalism." 

But  there  are  other  objections  to  him  which  are  still 
more  important  for  us  Europeans.  He  would  involve 
his  country  in  European     (Continued    on    page    61) 

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HERE'S  another  in  Radio  Mirror's  gallery  of  rib- 
tickling  Readio-Broadcasts — presenting  Jim  and 
Marion  Jordan  as  Fibber  McGee  and  Molly.  .  .  . 
It's  early  afternoon  at  the  McGees  as  we  tune  in  and 
Fibber  has  plunked  himself  down  in  his  favorite  chair 
with  the  newspaper,  when  suddenly  Molly  gets  an 
idea.  Their  supply  of  coal  being  nearly  gone,  she's  de- 
cided that  before  the  new  delivery  arrives  the  fruit 
cellar  would  be  a  better  place  for  the  coal,  and  the 
coal  bin  a  better  place  for  the  jars  of  preserved  fruit. 
So  here,  at  79  Wistful  Vista,  arguing  it  out,  we  find 
Fibber  McGee  and  Molly: 

Fibber:  That's  a  bum  idea,  Molly. 
Molly:  Don't  be  silly,  McGee.    I  want  to  move  the 
fruit  into  the  coal  room  because  it's  too  close  to  the 
furnace  where  it  is  now. 

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Fibber:  Sounds  like  a  lot  of  hard  work  for  nothing, 
to  me.     Say,  did  you  see  in  the  paper  here  where.  .  .  . 

Molly:  Now  don't  change  the  subject,  McGee.  If 
you'd  worked  over  a  hot  stove  all  summer  putting 
those  preserves  up,  you'd  be  more  interested. 

Fibber:  Don't  worry,  I  helped  with  that  stuff.  I 
tightened  the  covers  on  so  many  of  them  jars  that  for 
three  weeks  afterward,  every  time  I  come  in  the  house, 
I'd  twist  the  doorknob  off! 

Molly:  Oh  dear.  .  .  . 

Fibber:  Ahem.  I  see  here  there's  a  good  race  horse 
picture  playing  down  at  the  Bijou. 

Molly:  Race  horse  picture? 

Fibber:  Yep.  .  .  .  "The  story  of  Louie's  Pasture." 

Molly:  Well,  we're  not  going. 

Fibber:     They    got    a    daredevil    act    on    the    bill, 


Step  right  up,  folks!  Join  our  laugh 
parade  led  by  two  of  the  air's  most 
rollicking  clowns.  Meet  Fibber,  the 
tantalizing  feller  of  tall  tales  and 
Molly,  who  really  thinks  he's  a  panic 


Molly,     we     certainly     ought     to     watch. 

Molly:  Oh,  that  fellow.  I  hear  he  dives 
off  a  tower  fifty  feet  high  into  a  tub  of 
water  only  ten  feet  deep. 

Fibber:  Humph!  Shucks,  Molly,  that 
ain't  no  thin'. 

Molly:  Nothin'?  Dive  off  a  fifty  foot 
tower  into  ten  feet  of  water? 

Fibber:  Heck  no.  I  used  to  dive  off  a 
hundred  foot  tower.  .  .  .  into  a  cup  of 
coffee! 

Molly:   Heavenly  days. 

Fibber:  .  .  .  with  an  anvil  under  each 
arm! 

Molly:  McGee! 

(Continued  on  page  79) 


By     HORACE     BROWN 

DECORATION       BY      RAYMOND      SISLEY 


The  most  inspiring  and  thrilling  ten 
minutes  in  many  months  of  radio  lis- 
tening came  when  Boris  Karloff  read 
this  soliloquy  on  Rudy  Vallee's  NBC 
program.  Radio  Mirror  is  proud  and 
happy  to  publish  such  an  unforgettable 
prose  poem,  by  permission  of  its  author, 
Horace  Brown,  script  editor  of  the  Can- 
adian Broadcasting   Commission. 

TIME  .  .  .  nightfall.  Today  ...  or  tomor- 
row. Scene  ...  a  place  of  crosses,  dim- 
ly white  .  .  •  endless  white  crosses 
marching  row  on  row  up  through  a  swirling 
mist  to  the  top  of  a  high  hill  ...  a  hill  that 
is  shrouded  in  torn  fragments  of  cloud, 
scudding  under  the  chill  November  sky  at 
dusk.  Out  of  the  mist,  we  hear  a  voice.  .  .  . 
Why  am  I  here  .  .  .  this  earth-bound  clay, 
mid-thrust  'twixt  heaven  and  hell,  is  not 
the  answer  to  eternity.     O  God,  why  am  I 

here? 

I  wander  down  the  world,  but  I  go  un- 
seen. No  friendly  hands  reach  out  to  quell 
the  horror  of  my  emptiness.  I  bend  to  play 
with  laughing  children,  and  find  their  laugh- 
ter stilled.  I  cup  a  rose  to  grasp  in  hunger 
at  its  beauty,  and  the  petals  fall  away.  I 
cry  in  vain  for  understanding.  .  . 

Once  again  men  talk  of  war.  The  sky 
darkens,  and  a  leaden  hail  descends.  Winged 
legions  thunder  through  the  twilight,  East 
and  West,  North  and  South.  Hunger  and 
fear  and  blood  walk  in  silence  through  the 
streets  of  death.  I  cry  aloud  for  peace,  but 
no  one  heeds  my  cry. 

They  shut  their  stupid  ears.  Hear  me,  I 
say!    Hear  me  and  live!    They  hear  me  not. 

Then  .  .  .  why  am  I  here?  .  .  .  some  distant 
message  beats  in  my  brain,  forbidding  me 
the  balm  of  sleep.  Some  words  are  there 
that  even  yet  can  save  man  from  himself, 
if  I  could  remember.  But  I  am  betrayed  by 
all  the  mists  of  lust  and  greed  and  pain  that 
rise  around  me. 

Why  have  they  not  let  me  sleep? 

I  remember  that  April  afternoon,  when 
I  first  fell.  The  world  trembled  with  the 
shock  of  barrage,  as  we  struggled  over 
poisoned  ground.  My  comrades  were  melt- 
ing away  around  me.  Suddenly  I  stood 
alone  ...  No  fear  was  in  my  heart,  only 
gladness,  as  I  embraced  the  ultimate  mo- 
ment.   I  was  being  called  to  rest. 

I  felt  pain,  and  yet  there  was  no  pain.  I 
stood  outside  myself,  and  watched  that  in- 
sane, twisted  thing,  that  had  been  my  home 
for  three  and  thirty-years  leap  and  writhe 


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The  month's  most  in- 
spiring broadcast,  to 
be  read  and  treasured! 


in  frightful  torment.     But  in  this  detached 
part  of  me  there  was  no  pain,  and  I  slept 

Why  was  I  not  left  alone? 

They  wakened  me  with  clanging  shovels. 
It  was  raining.  The  mud  clung  to  my 
coffin  .  .  .  good,  clean,  wet  mud.  I  was 
awake  again,  and  yet  I  knew  that  I  was 
dead.  As  they  placed  my  clay  upon  a  cart, 
they  spoke  in  coarse  voices,  and  carried  me 
away. 

And  then  I  could  not  sleep.  That  inner 
voice  kept  urging  me  to  wakefulness.  My 
clay  did  not  move,  but  my  soul  lived.  I  was 
resurrected! 

They  took  me  on  a  boat.  I  smelt  the  sea; 
the  fog  engulfed  me;  I  almost  slept  again. 
But  they  came  and  spoke  in  hushed  voices, 
and  asked  each  other  who  I  was,  and  no  one 
knew.  And  I  could  not  tell  them  for  I  did 
not  know  myself.  It  was  then  I  first  had 
knowledge  of  words  to  speak,  if  I  could  but 
remember. 

They  gave  me  a  name.  They  called  me 
the  Unknown  Soldier  .  .  .  Kings  and  states- 
men came  and  bowed  before  me:  Arch- 
bishops prayed:  Soldiers  stood  rigid  at  at- 
tention. And  I  suffered.  I  longed  to  speak, 
but  words  would  not  come. 

They  haunted  me,  those  words.  I  knew 
that  I  had  spoken  them  a  long,  long  time 
ago  .  .  .  There  comes  to  me  at  times  a  vision 
of  a  flatshored  sea,  and  fishermen  stand 
around  those  shores  mending  their  nets  and 
gossiping.  And  I  see  myself  coming  to- 
wards those  men.  But  as  I  start  to  speak 
my  words  are  lost  in  the  laughter  of  guns' 
the  chuckle  of  pain,  the  grin  of  death. 

Then  why  am  I  resurrected,  why  am  I 
tormented  with  a  thousand  hells  in  one 
memory  unremembered?  Surely  there  must 
be  compassion  somewhere,  a  tenderness  to 
heal  my  wounded  soul  and  make  me  whole 
again.  Surely  the  rain  does  not  fall,  the 
grass  turn  green,  and  man  reach  upward 
toward  a  truth,  if  there  be  not  some  pur- 
pose. 

That  distant  message  beats  again  upon 
my  brain,  words  that  saved  man  once 
words  that  may  save  man  again 

I  see  a  hill  .  .  .  a  stark  and  lonely  hill. 
1  see  three  crosses,  monstrous  tall  against 
the  stricken  sky.  I  see  a  man  ...  his  arms 
outstretched  ...  a  young  man.  .  .  .! 

•  .  .  Now  I  remember  .  .  .  now  I  recall 
those  words  I  spoke  a  long,  long  time  ago. 
...  I  said,  "Father,  forgive  them.     They 
know  not  what  they  do." 

(All  Rights  Reserved  by  the  Author) 


R  ES  U  R  RFC  T 1 0 


By    HORACE     BROWN 

DECORATION      BY      RAYMOND      SISLEY 


The  most  inspiring  and  thrilling  ten 
minutes  in  many  months  of  radio  lis- 
tening came  when  Boris  Karlofi  read 
this  soliloquy  on  Rudy  Vallee's  NBC 
■program.  Radio  Mirror  is  proud  and 
happy  to  publish  such  an  unforgettable 
prose  poem,  by  permission  of  its  author, 
Horace  Brown,  script  editor  of  the  Can- 
adian Broadcasting  Commission. 

TIME  .  .  •  nightfall.  Today  ...  or  tomor- 
row. Scene  ...  a  place  of  crosses,  dim- 
ly white  .  •  •  endless  white  crosses 
marching  row  on  row  up  through  a  swirling 
mist  to  the  top  of  a  high  hill  ...  a  hill  that 
is  shrouded  in  torn  fragments  of  cloud, 
scudding  under  the  chill  November  sky  at 
dusk.  Out  of  the  mist,  we  hear  a  voice.  .  .  . 
Why  am  I  here  .  .  .  this  earth-bound  clay, 
mid-thrust  'twixt  heaven  and  hell,  is  not 
the  answer  to  eternity.     O  God,  why  am  I 

here? 

I  wander  down  the  world,  but  I  go  un- 
seen. No  friendly  hands  reach  out  to  quell 
the  horror  of  my  emptiness.  I  bend  to  play 
with  laughing  children,  and  find  their  laugh- 
ter stilled.  I  cup  a  rose  to  grasp  in  hunger 
at  its  beauty,  and  the  petals  fall  away.  I 
cry  in  vain  for  understanding.  .  . 

Once  again  men  talk  of  war.  The  sky 
darkens,  and  a  leaden  hail  descends.  Winged 
legions  thunder  through  the  twilight,  East 
and  West,  North  and  South.  Hunger  and 
fear  and  blood  walk  in  silence  through  the 
streets  of  death.  I  cry  aloud  for  peace,  but 
no  one  heeds  my  cry.  T 

They  shut  their  stupid  ears.  Hear  me, 
say!  Hear  me  and  live!  They  hear  me  not. 
Then  .  .  .  why  am  I  here?  .  .  .  some  distant 
message  beats  in  my  brain,  forbidding  me 
the  balm  of  sleep.  Some  words  are  there 
that  even  yet  can  save  man  from  nimff' 
if  I  could  remember.  But  I  am  betrayed  ! oy 
all  the  mists  of  lust  and  greed  and  pain  tna 
rise  around  me. 

Why  have  they  not  let  me  sleep? 
I  remember  that  April  afternoon, ,  ww 
I  first  fell.     The  world  trembled  with  u 
shock   of   barrage,    as    we    struggled   °_ 
poisoned  ground.    My  comrades  were  ^^ 
ing   away   around  me.     Suddenly  i        , 
alone  ...  No  fear  was  in  my  heart, 
gladness,  as  I  embraced  the  ultimate 
ment.    I  was  being  called  to  rest.  j 

I  felt  pain,  and  yet  there  was  no  P*  ^ 
stood  outside  myself,  and  watched  tn  g 
sane,  twisted  thing,  that  had  been  my  ithe 
for  three  and  thirty-years  leap  and 


The  month's  most  in- 
spiring broadcast,  to 
be  read  and  treasured! 


in  frightful  torment.     But  in  this  detached 
part  of  me  there  was  no  pain,  and  I  slept 

Why  was  I  not  left  alone? 

They  wakened  me  with  clanging  shovels. 
It  was  raining.  The  mud  clung  to  my 
coffin  .  .  .  good,  clean,  wet  mud.  I  was 
awake  again,  and  yet  I  knew  that  I  was 
dead.  As  they  placed  my  clay  upon  a  cart, 
they  spoke  in  coarse  voices,  and  carried  me 
away. 

And  then  I  could  not  sleep.  That  inner 
voice  kept  urging  me  to  wakefulness.  My 
clay  did  not  move,  but  my  soul  lived.  I  was 
resurrected! 

They  took  me  on  a  boat.  I  smelt  the  sea; 
the  fog  engulfed  me;  I  almost  slept  again! 
But  they  came  and  spoke  in  hushed  voices, 
and  asked  each  other  who  I  was,  and  no  one 
knew.  And  I  could  not  tell  them  for  I  did 
not  know  myself.  It  was  then  I  first  had 
knowledge  of  words  to  speak,  if  I  could  but 
remember. 

They  gave  me  a  name.  They  called  me 
the  Unknown  Soldier  .  .  .  Kings  and  states- 
men came  and  bowed  before  me:  Arch- 
bishops prayed:  Soldiers  stood  rigid  at  at- 
tention. And  I  suffered.  I  longed  to  speak, 
but  words  would  not  come. 

They  haunted  me,  those  words.  I  knew 
mat  I  had  spoken  them  a  long,  long  time 
ago  .  There  comes  to  me  at  times  a  vision 
«  a  flatshored  sea,  and  fishermen  stand 
around  those  shores  mending  their  nets  and 
gossiping.  And  I  see  myself  coming  to- 
wards those  men.  But  as  I  start  to  speak, 
my  words  are  lost  in  the  laughter  of  guns, 
the  chuckle  of  pain,  the  grin  of  death. 

term611*  Thy  am  I  resurrected,  why  am  I 
tormented  with  a  thousand  hells  in  one 
memory  unremembered?  Surely  there  must 
compassion  somewhere,  a  tenderness  to 
aea  nmycW°Unded  soul  and  make  me  whole 

grass  t  y  the  rain  does  not  fall>  the 

tow^™  green>  and  man  reach  upward 

Pole       3  truth-  if  there  be  not  some  pur- 
ity hr    dlstant  message  beats  again  upon 

ward,  ♦i!\Words  that  saved  man  once  •  •  • 

I  gL      *.  may  save  man  again. 
I  see      *  hl11  •  •  •  a  stark  and  lonely  hill. 
ftestr   1^  crosses>  monstrous  taU  against 

ouMrV  .      sky-    I  see  a  man  ...  his  arms 
"fetched  ...  a  young  man.  .  .  ., 

'hose  I  remember  .  .  .  now  I  recall 

words  I  spoke  a  long,  long  time  ago. 

Itnn '  '  l  said>  "Father,  forgive  them.    They 

U»nD  What  they  do" 

"  ^ghts  Reserved  by  the  Author) 


FOLLOW 


MOON 


Beginning  a  romantic  new  serial  of  adventurous 
youth  in  love.  Read  for  the  first  time  the  com- 
plete fiction  story  of  this  thrilling  radio  drama 

STARRING  ELSIE  HITZ  AND  NICK  DAWSON 
BY  JOHN  TUCKER  BATTLE  — FICTIONIZED  BY  DAN  WHEELER 

ILLUSTRATED     BY     DAUSSA 


With  publication  of  the  Life  of  Mary  Sothern 
even  more  successful  than  had  been  hoped,  the 
editors  herewith  bring  you  a  new  serial,  Action- 
ized from  the  radio  program  of  the  same  name. 
Read  the  complete  story  up  to  date,  then  be  sure 
to  tune  in  every  day  to  your  CBS  station,  at  5:00, 
for  further  adventures.  Our  thanks  to  Nick  Daw- 
son, Elsie  Hitz,  John  Tucker  Battle  and  the  spon- 
sors, Pebeco  Toothpaste. 

JEAN  PAGE  turned  in  her  saddle  and  looked  back, 
down  the  trail,  to  where  San  Joaquin  Valley  lay 
wrapped  in  the  violet  shadows  of  dust.  And  sud- 
denly she  shivered,  for  no  reason  except  that  she  was 
tired  and  wanted,  unaccountably,  to  lay  her  head  on 
Callie's  ample  bosom  and  cry  a  little.  Try  as  she 
might,  she  couldn't  banish  from  her  mind  the  vision  of 
the  church  as  it  must  have  been  that  morning — filled 
with  well-dressed,  whispering  people,  some  of  them 
shocked,  some  of  them  moved  to  smothered  hilarity  as 
it  slowly  dawned  upon  them  that  Jean  Page,  of  San 
Francisco's  upper-crust  society,  had  left  her  groom 
waiting  at  the  church. 

She  saw,  too,  Bart's  face  as  it  must  have  looked  when 
he  learned  the  truth — that  rather  than  marry  him  she 
had  run  away;  and  this  vision  hurt  her  more  than  the 
first.  Because  she  liked  Bart,  and  she  had  always 
liked  him,  even  if  she  had  realized,  almost  too  late, 
that  liking  can  never  take  the  place  of  love.  Bart  was 
her  childhood  friend,  he  was  her  father's  trusted  aide 
and  confidential  secretary,  he  was  charming  and  witty 
and  handsome — but  there  was  something  he  lacked. 
Pride,  integrity,  solidity — whatever  it  was,  it  was 
something  Jean  Page's  husband  would  have  to  have. 


Bart  would  never  have  fitted  into  the  Moonstone, 
for  instance.  She  wondered,  now,  how  she  had  ever 
deluded  herself  into  the  notion  that  the  Moonstone 
was  the  ideal  place  for  them  to  spend  their  honey- 
moon. Simply  because  she  herself  had  never  been  so 
happy  anywhere  else — that  was  no  reason  for  think- 
ing that  Bart  would  enjoy  a  ramshackle  one-room- 
and-lean-to  cabin,  perched  up  in  a  cleft  of  the  moun- 
tains above  the  San  Joaquin.  She  could  even  see  him, 
if  he  were  with  her  now,  wrinkling  his  nose  in  distaste 
at  the  primitive  loneliness  of  the  country. 

And  it  was  primitive,  all  right,  and  lonely  too.  It 
would  have  to  be,  to  afford  shelter  for  the  man  the 
police  seemed  to  think  was  hiding  somewhere  in  these 
mountains  right  now.  Leaving  her  car  in  Bristow  be- 
fore she  hired  a  horse  for  the  climb  to  the  Moonstone, 
she  had  caught  sight  of  a  poster  excitedly  announcing 
a  five  thousand  dollar  reward  for  a  villainous-looking 
man  with  a  rough  black  beard,  whose  picture  was  on 
the  poster — "the  Parson,"  mail  robber  and  murderer. 

The  thought  that  the  Parson  might  be  lurking 
behind  that  tall  tree  over  there  would  have  worried 
Bart,  she  reflected.     It  only  excited  her. 

Just  the  same,  it  was  going  to  be  a  comfort  to  have 
Callie  at  the  Moonstone  when  she  got  there — Callie, 
the  epitome  of  faithfulness,  who  had  mothered  her 
ever  since  she  was  a  baby,  when  her  mother  had  died. 

Darkness  came  faster  than  the  livery-stable  pony 
could  pick  his  way  up  the  steep  trail  to  the  Moonstone. 
She  was  still  a  quarter  of  a  mile  down  the  trail  when  a 
rattle  of  falling  stones  above  announced  the  approach 
of  another  horseman.  Jean  clutched  the  small  pistol 
she  always  carried  with  her  when  she  went  into  these 
mountains.     But  her  fingers  relaxed  when  the  rider 


came    into    sight.      It    was    only    Callie,  Can   Jean 

lumpishly  astride  an  unlucky  pony.  Her  piness    in 

teeth  gleamed   in  the  blackness  of  her         for    Clay, 
face  when  she  sighted  Jean.  five   from 

"Lawd,  Honey,  Ah'm  glad  to  see  you," 
she  announced.  "Ah  wasn't  goin'  to  stay 
in  dat  dark  cabin  alone — Why,  wheah-at's  Mr.  Bart?" 

Callie,  Jean  knew,  was  the  only  person  in  the  world 
whom  she  could  have  borne,  just  now,  to  tell  about 
what  she  had  done.  For  Callie  accepted  the  news  with 
simple  understanding,  asked  no  questions  and  turned 
the  conversation  to  another  subject. 

"Sheriff   McGill   was   up    dis    afternoon,"    she   told 


find    hap-  Jean.     "Out  lookin'  fer  dat  Parson."  Cal- 

her    love         lie  shivered,   and  let  it  be  known  that 
a    fugi-  she  wouldn't  like  to  meet  up  with  that 

justice?  murdering  rascal;   then  went  on  to  say 

that  the  Sheriff  had  asked  if  he  could 
come  up  to  the  Moonstone  in  the  morn- 
ing to  see  Jean  and  meet  her  new  husband. 

"I  suppose  I'll  have  to  get  usdd  to  telling  people 
there  is  no  new  husband,"  Jean  thought  ruefully. 

Their  ponies  rounded  a  spur  of  rock,  and  suddenly 
they  were  at  Moonstone — a  grassy,  V-shaped  cleft  in 
the  mountains.  Towering  up  on  both  sides,  they  in- 
creased the  darkness  in  the  clearing. 

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"Why,  Uallie,"  Jean  asked  in  surprise.  "Didn't  you 
leave  a  light  burning  for  us?" 

"No  Ma'am,"  Callie  admitted  guiltily.  "It  wasn't 
quite  dark  when  Ah  started  to  saddle  de  horse,  an'  Ah 
— Ah  forgot  to  go  back  in  the  house." 

Jean  laughed.  "You  didn't  want  to,  you  mean.  Cal- 
lie, you're  an  old  coward!" 

The  cabin  did  look  dark,  and  somehow  forbidding, 
as  Jean  dismounted  before  it.  Callie  stuck  close  to  her 
heels  as  she  walked  up  the  steps  and  pushed  the  creak- 
ing door  open.  She  knew  where  every  article  of 
furniture  in  the  room  stood,  and  she  went  straight  to 
the  table,  found  the  lamp,  and  began  to  fumble  for 
matches.  But  except  for  the  lamp,  the  table  was  bare. 

"Callie,"  she  said,  "What  did  you  do  with  the 
matches?" 

"Ah  left  'em  dere  on  de  table,  like  Ah  always  does," 
Callie,  behind  her,  said  defensively. 

Jean  groped  some  more.     "Well,  they're  not  here!" 

"Dey  must  be!"   Callie   said,   with  terror  in   her 
voice. 

"Maybe  I  can  help  you,"  said  a  man's  voice 
from  out  of  the  darkness  across  the  table. 

Jean  was  not  the  screaming  kind.    But 
she  had  to  grasp  the  edge  of  the  table  to 
steady  herself. 

"Who — who  are  you?"  she  gasped. 

"My    name's    Clay    Bannister, 
Sister."     The    voice    was    deep, 
rich,   strong,  with  an  under- 
current of  amusement  in  it, 
and    suddenly    Jean    lost 
her  fright  and  became 
angry. 

"Well,     whoever 
you   are,    light 
that   lamp   and 
tell  me  what  you're 
doing  here,"  she  or- 
dered.    "And  don't  try 
any  tricks.    I  have  a  gun 
here    and    I    know    how    to 
use  it!" 

"Sorta  hate  to  do  that,  Sister 
— my  friends  all  tell  me  I'm.  a  lot 
better  lookin'  in  the  dark." 

She   heard   the   boards   of  the   floor' 
creak,  as  if  he  had  taken  a  furtive  step, 
and  she  cried  out  in  sudden  panic: 

"Stand  where  you  are!    What  are  you  doing 
in  my  cabin?" 

"Didn't  know  it  was  yours,  Sister.     It  looked 
empty  and  I  just  figured  on  spendin'  the  night  here. 
Down  where  I  come  from  that  ain't  no  crime." 

"And  where  is  that?" 

"Arizona." 

Jean  fingered  the  butt  of  the  pistol  in  her  hand. 
There  was  something  ridiculous  in  all  this — standing 
in  the  dark,  conversing  with  an  unseen  man  while 
Callie  quaked  at  the  door.  At  least,  she  hoped  Callie 
was  still  there. 

"Light  that  lamp!"  she  ordered  sharply. 

"Oh  well,  if  you  say  so,"  he  agreed.  A  match  sput- 
tered, and  against  the  curtain  of  blackness  she  sud- 
denly saw  his  face — young,  thin,  bronzed  from  the 
sun  and  wind.  He  was  hatless,  and  a  shock  of  red 
hair  gleamed  dully  in  the  light  of  the  match. 

He  touched  the  flame  to  the  wick  of  the  lamp,  and 
as  she  watched  him  it  seemed  that  there  was  some- 
thing oddly  familiar  about  his  face.  ...  It  was  not  long 
ago  she  had  seen  it.  .  .  .  And  then,  with  a  sharp  catch 
of  her  breath,  she  knew:     This  man  was  the  Parson! 

The  beard  was  gone,  but  the  eyes  were  the  same. 

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The  description  on  the  poster  had  mentioned  red  hair. 
And — yes,  there  was  a  small  scar  on  his  right  cheek. 
The  poster  had  mentioned  that  too. 

There  was  only  one  thing  wrong.  The  man  on  the 
poster  had  looked  villainous  and  frightened.  This  man 
didn't.  He  looked  clean  and  decent,  and  his  eyes,  as  he 
looked  up  from  the  lamp,  were  friendly  and  unafraid. 
"There  you  are,  Sister,"  he  said  cheerfully.  "Feel 
better  now?" 

"Stand  right  where  you  are,"  Jean  ordered,  "and 
keep  your  hands  above  the  table.  Callie,  take  his  gun 
away  from  him." 

"Lawd,  Miss  Jean,  don't  ask  me  to  hannle  no  gun!" 
He  laughed  outright  at  that.     "Can't  say  I  blame 
you,    Callie,"    he    said.      "They    go    off   right    sudden, 
sometimes." 

"What   are   you   doing   in  these  mountains?"   Jean 
asked,  trying  to  ignore  his  levity. 
"Why — huntin',  Miss  Jean." 
"You  don't  look  like  a  hunter  to  me." 

"Well,  perhaps  I  should  have  said  I  was  huntin' 
for  a  job." 

She  flicked  her  eyes  at  his  cowboy  shirt  and 
denim  jeans.     "There  aren't  any  cows  in 
this  country." 

"No?       Didn't    figure    there    was.      I 
thought  I  might  get  work  down  in 
the   valley — berry-pickin',   or 
somethin'." 

Without   taking  her  eyes  off 
him,    Jean    spoke    rapidly. 
"Callie,    take    my    horse 
and  ride  down  to  Bris- 
tow.     Tell    Sheriff 
McGill    I    think   I 
have  the  Parson 
here.      I'll    hold 
him  until  you  come 
back." 
"What  makes  you  think 
I'm  the  Parson?" 
You  look  like  him.    You  an- 
swer his  description.     And  no 
man   looking   for   a  job   picking 
oerries    would    go    around    with    a 
pistol  strapped  to  his  side." 
"Very  clever."     And  again  he  smiled. 
"But  suppose  you're  wrong,  and  I'm  not 
the  Parson?" 
"I  don't  want  you  around  here  anyway.   Callie, 
are  you  going?" 
"Yes,  Ma'am.    Only — is  yo'  sure  yo'll  be  all  right?" 
"Yes,  of  course,  I'll — "  Jean  broke  off.    The  Parson's 
eyes  were  fixed  on  some  point  behind  her.     As  she 
watched,  he  said  tensely: 
"Don't  move,  either  of  you!" 

There  was  a  stifled  gasp  of  terror  from  Callie,  but 
Jean  only  said  irritably,  "Please  don't  try  that  old 
trick  on  me.     I  know  there's  nobody  behind  me." 

The  next  moment,  as  if  by  magic,  the  Parson's  pistol 
was  in  his  hand,  roaring  in  the  tiny  room.  Jean's 
trigger-finger  acted  independently  of  her  will,  and  her 
pistol  added  its  voice  to  the  other's. 

Then  there  was  silence.  The  Parson  quietly  re- 
turned his  gun  to  his  holster. 

"Look  around,"  he  said.    "You  missed,  but  I  didn't." 
Jean  turned.     There,  not  four  feet  away  from  her, 
was   a   huge  rattlesnake,    still   writhing  in   its   death 
agonies. 

"I  just  happened  to  see  it,"  the  Parson  explained. 
"They  come  into  places  like  this  sometimes  to  get 
warm.  I — "  A  puzzled  look  came  to  his  face;  he  put 
his  hand  to  his  shoulder.     It  (Continued  on  page  77) 


Once  a  year  Bing 
Crosby  takes  time  out 
to  pose  for  pictures 
and  this  year  Radio 
Mirror  got  first 
choice.  At  the  top, 
Bob  Burns  is  hushing 
Dr.  C's  vocal  efforts, 
and — above — shows 
him  how  to  sell  a 
song.  Right,  Bing  and 
John  Scott  Trotter 
listen  approvingly  to 
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Icy  winds  are  gentle  breezes 
at  Palm  Springs,  Hollywood's 
enchanted  playground — haven 
for  such  a  busy  star  as  Don 
Ameche,  who  proves  to  be  as 
good   an   athlete  as  an   actor 


There's  nothing  broadcasting  or  movie  mailing  can 
do  to  the  nerves  that  some  sport  on  these  pages 
won't  fix — bicycling,  high  diving,  swimming,  or 
taking    a    brisk    canter    in    this    valley    of    the    sun. 


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Below,  this  autograph  hunter 
doesn't  bother  George  Jessel 
as  much  as  movie  gossip  broad- 
casters— but  read  the  blast 
Fidler  (right)  levels  at  Jessel 
in     his     column     this     month. 


Schuyler  Crail 


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Above,  Chase  and  San- 
born's Stroud  twins  out 
with   the    Brewster   girls. 


HEREWITH  a  frown  upon  the  Stroud  Twins, 
whose  material  has  been  consistently  retro- 
gressing lately.  Unless  these  two  lads  do 
something  to  hypo  their  act — to  perform  other 
than  by  a  dead-pan  recital  of  big  words — I'm  go- 
ing to  begin  screaming  for  the  return  of  funny- 
man W.  C.  Fields. 


Some  of  your  gossipers  would  have  you  be- 
lieve that  the  break  in  Martha  Raye's  voice,  when 
she  recently  rendered  "That  Old  Feeling,"  came 
from  a  saddened  heart  and  a  multitude  of  tender 
memories  of  heart-joys^gone  forever.  Very  pretty 
sentiments,  no  doubt,  but  hardly  facts.  Martha 
was  being  treated  for  laryngitis  at  the  time  she 
sang  the  tune. 


Ken  Murray,  for  a  man  the  gossips  have  often 
reported  to  be  engaged,  is  certainly  stepping 
around  with  the  beautiful  dolls.  He  was  reported 
tied  up  tightly  with  Florence  Heller,  which  is 
now,  I  understand,  a  matter  of  history.     Ken's 


It  looks  like  war  in  the 
radio  trenches  with  Fid- 
ler  and  Jessel  opening  up 
for   a    fight   to   the   finish 


What  are  the  radio  plans  of 
Igor  Gorin — -above,  with  so- 
prano Betty  Jaynes?  Vyola  Von, 
the  Mile.  Fifi  of  Eddie  Can- 
tor's show,  gets  some  coach- 
ing  from    the    master    himself. 


Wide  World 


Claude  and  Clarence  are 
radio  hits,  Gloria  and 
Barbara,    stage    stars. 


seeing  a  deal  of  Andrea  Leeds  and  Honey  Chile 
(Patricia)  Wilder — one  at  a  time,  of  course;  and 
Glenda  Farrell  suddenly  decided  he  was  so  "cute" 
she  sent  him  a  wire  after  a  Hollywood  Hotel 
broadcast  telling  him  so.  But  there  I  go  again, 
telling  everything! 


Olympe  Bradna  is  that  lovely  brunette  beauty 
who  made  such  a  sensational  hit  in  "Souls  at  Sea" 
with  Gary  Cooper  and  George  Raft.  Paramount 
put  her  into  five  consecutive  radio  guest-spots  for 
a  big  build  up — but  without  giving  her  a  nickel. 
She  didn't  like  that — and  after  five  shows,  said, 

I  "No  more  radio  until  a  few  dollars  are  forthcom- 
ing for  Olympe."  I  wonder  she  waited  that  long. 
And  when  Bing  Crosby  wanted  her  to  go  on  his 
show,  she  shook  her  pretty  head.  Her  agent 
argued  it  was  a  swell  thing  to  do,  but  she  replied, 
"No,  they  don't  pay  money  for  appearing  on  the 
radio!"  Finally  she  was  convinced,  and  Bing's 
sponsors,  the  Kraft  people,  came  through  with  a 
fat  check.     She  did  a  fine  job  of  her  first  paid 


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BE  MUSIC 

By  popular  request,  Radio  Mirror  brings 
its  readers  the  lilting  Spanish  theme 
song  of  Abe  Lyman's  Waltz  Time  program 


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35 


Radio  Enters 


Until  the  past  few  months  shrouded 
in  ignorance,  superstition  and  cow- 
ardice, the  subject  of  venereal  dis- 
eases has  been  suddenly  and  dramati- 
cally thrust  into  the  spotlight  of  public 
interest.  Now  radio  has  joined  in  the 
fight  to  spread  the  healing  light  of 
knowledge.  Although  hard-hitting  Gen- 
eral Hugh  S.  Johnson  was  not  allowed 
to  broadcast  his  scheduled  speech  on 
this  subject,  Dr.  Morris  Fishbein  was 
invited  as  a  more  qualified  speaker  on 
a  medical  subject  to  make  the  radio  ad- 
dress reprinted  herewith. 

KNOWN  to  the  world  for  centuries,  the 
venereal  diseases,  sometimes  called  the 
social  diseases,  have  gradually  de- 
veloped in  increasing  prevalence  and  promi- 
nence, while  other  infectious  diseases  have 
gradually  been  brought  under  control.  If 
these  diseases  were  transmitted  chiefly  by 
flies  or  mosquitoes,  they  would  long  since 
have  been  stamped  out. 

Any  disease  that  is  largely  resultant  from 
poverty  and  malnutrition,  any  disease  that 
is  associated  with  poor  housing,  overcrowd- 
ing, or  economic  causes  dependent  on  the 
people  as  a  whole,  is  a  social  disease  just  as 
much  as  are  those  conditions  which  have 
been  called  social  diseases  simply  because 
people  are  afraid  of  a  word. 

The  word  "syphilis"  is  not  a  new  word. 
It  was  coined  in  1530  by  an  Italian  doctor 
who  wrote  a  poem  about  it.  But  it  has 
taken  more  than  four  hundred  years  to 
bring  the  word  out  into  the  light  of  public 
discussion.  Simply  because  this  disease  is 
so  intimately  concerned  with  the  personal 
lives  of  human  beings,  simply  because  it  is 
spread  primarily  by  relationships  between 


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the  War  Against  Social  Diseases 


BY  DR.  MORRIS   FISHBEIN 

DECORATION  IY  EDGAR  McGRAW 


4 


human  beings,  simply  because  it  is  so  closely  asso- 
ciated with  the  maintenance  of  our  moral  standards, 
discussion  has  been  inhibited  and  control  thereby 
made  more  difficult. 

Surgeon  General  Thomas  Parran  of  the  United 
States  Public  Health  Service  should  be  accorded  the 
credit  for  bringing  the  control  of  these  diseases 
more  prominently  to  the  public  mind.  He  led  in 
opening  sound  scientific  discussion  of  these  dis- 
eases as  a  means  to  permanent  decrease  in  our 
overwhelming  rates.  There  are,  no  doubt,  400,000 
to  600,000  new  cases  every  year.  His  book,  "Sha- 
dow On  The  Land,"  tells  the  facts  simply  and  di- 
rectly. 

Again  and  again  the  people  have  been  told  about 
the  havoc  that  is  wrought  by  the  venereal  diseases. 
All  of  us  ought  to  know  that  there  is  not  just  one, 
there  are  several  diseases  affecting  the  organs  and 
tissues  of  men  and  women  concerned  in  childbirth 
or  in  intimate  personal  relations.  Most  of  these  dis- 
eases are  spread  by  human  contacts.  Occasionally, 
these  infections  are  acquired  innocently.  There  is 
the  innocent  infection  of  the  eyes  of  the  child  at 
birth,  against  which  most  intelligent  governments 
have  taken  action  by  the  demand  that  physicians 
and  midwives,  at  the  time  of  childbirth,  use  a  sim- 
ple antiseptic  substance  in  the  eyes.  Occasionally 
the  lip  is  infected  by  promiscuous  kissing. 

There  are  rare  instances  of  infection  transmitted 
innocently,  as  was  the  case  when  a  policeman  was 
bitten  on  the  thumb  by  a  woman  who  was  resist- 
ing arrest.  The  vast  majority  of  cases  of  infec- 
tion with  the  venereal  diseases,  however,  represent 
intimate  personal  contacts.  Infections  perhaps  ac- 
quired outside  the  marriage  tie  are  transmitted  in 
the  ordinary  course  of  life  by  the  father  to  the 
mother,  or  by  the  mother  to  the  father,  or  by  the 
mother  to  the  child.  Those  entrusted  with  the  pro- 
tection of  these  loved  ones  thus  do  harm  to  the 
very  people  whom  they  would  most  desire  to  pro- 
tect. 


Perhaps  one  hundred  years  ago,  or  even  fifty  years 
ago,  silence  regarding  these  disorders  might  have 
been  warranted.  In  those  days  the  diseases  were 
often  considered  incurable.  Scientific  medicine  was 
not  in  possession  of  the  necessary  knowledge  to 
control  or  to  cure.  We  did  not  know  the  causative 
organisms.  We  did  not  recognize  the  methods  of 
transmission.  We  did  not  have  available  certain 
methods  of  diagnosis  nor  the  vast  armamentarium 
of  drugs  and  other  methods  of  treatment  now  avail- 
able. 

The  little  organisms,  or  germs  that  cause  these 
diseases,  are  tiny  indeed  but  the  damage  they  can 
do  is  tremendous.  Two  thousand  of  the  little  cork- 
screw-like parasites  laid  end  to  end  barely  make  an 
inch.  Seen  under  a  microscope,  they  are  fascinat- 
ing; in  a  human  body  they  are  devastating.  They 
invade  every  tissue.  They  break  down  the  blood 
vessels  and  they  injure  the  mechanism  of  the  heart. 
Perhaps  ten  per  cent  of  heart  disease,  which  is  our 
leading  cause  of  death,  may  be  ascribed  to  their 
depredations.  They  soften  the  brain  and  help  to 
keep  the  insane  asylums  populated.  As  many  as 
three  out  of  every  one  hundred  babies  born  are  said 
to  be  contaminated  at  the  time  of  their  birth.  Un- 
less these  diseases  are  promptly  treated,  they  are 
likely  to  sicken  and  die.  And  the  little  round  germs 
that  cause  the  second  great  venereal  disease  also  in- 
vade the  joints,  the  heart,  eyes  or  the  spine  and 
make  out  of  the  human  being  a  pitiful  mass  of  hu- 
man wreckage. 

Today  scientific  medicine,  combining  its  efforts 
with  those  of  public  health  officials,  is  beginning  an 
organized,  sustained  campaign  against  the  venereal 
diseases,  a  campaign  in  which  the  public  is  partici- 
pating on  a  tremendous  scale. 

Throughout  the  country,  women's  clubs,  the  junior 
chambers  of  commerce,  and  similar  organizations 
are  aiding  in  dissemination  of  knowledge.  Intelli- 
gent people  are  voluntarily  submitting  themselves 
to  Wassermann  tests  as    (Continued  on  page  69) 


JT 


*  .; 


Conclusion 

JEANETTE  MacDONALD,  one-time  pantie  waist 
and  youngest,  most  ingenuous  chorus  girl  on  all 
Broadway,  sat  across  the  table  from  Ernst  Lu- 
bitsch.  This  was  Chicago,  and  a  dull  grey  morning, 
and  somewhere  on  a  marquee  in  this  city  the  words 
"  'Boom  Boom,'  Starring  Jeanette  MacDonald"  would 
blink  their  lure  to  theater-goers  when  night  had  come. 

She  was  more  excited  than  she  had  ever  been,  or 
ever  again  will  be,  in  her  lifetime.  Lubitsch's  visit 
could  mean  only  one  thing:  Hollywood — and  this  was 
a  dream  she  had  almost 
forgotten.  She  was  sing- 
ing at  last,  when  for 
many  years  managers 
and  agents  had  assured 
her  that  dancing  was  her 
only  salable  asset;  the 
stubborn  months  of  mod- 
elling furs,  heat-wave  or 
no  heat-wave,  in  New 
York  City  to  prove 
that  eventually  someone 
would  hire  her  voice 
were  over;  and,  since  her 
salary  was  what  it  was, 
she  had  decided  to  relax 
a  little  from  the  eternal 
unsatisfied  march  to 
higher  places. 

Now  the  beckoning  to 
achieve  great,  and  ever 
greater,  things  was  mak- 
ing her  eyes  bright  and 
her  heart  beat  fast  again. 
Lubitsch  was  saying,  "I 
saw  the  test  you  made 
for  Richard  Dix — and  it's 
magnificent.  I've  been 
hunting  for  months  for 
a  girl  with  your  beauty 
and  your  stage  presence 
and  your  voice.  But  I 
can't  understand  why 
Dix  didn't  snatch  you  for 
that  picture  of  his.  'Noth- 
ing But  the  Truth'  was 
the  title,  wasn't  it?" 

"Yes."  Jeanette 
frowned,  remembering 
how  disappointed  she  had 
been.  "I  was  under  con- 
tract to  the  Shuberts  and 
they  wanted  $75,000  to 
release  me.  Naturally 
the  studio  couldn't  see  it, 
that's  all.     A  once-in-a-lifetime  chance,  too!" 

"Heartbreaking,"   Lubitsch  agreed.     "Well,   this  is 
another  chance — and  a  bigger  one.    I  want  you  for  the 


By  FRED  RUTLEDGE 


Fame,  wealth  and  a  real 
prince  charming  furnish 


the  romantic  climax  of 


Jeanette  MacDonald's 


intimate    recollections 


lead  opposite  Maurice  Chevalier,  in  'The  Love  Parade'." 
Jeanette  gasped,  "I — I  don't  know  what  to  say." 
He  surveyed  her  critically.  "You  don't  have  to  say 
anything  at  all,"  he  told  her  finally;  "just  sign  the 
contract  and  then  start  drinking  milk.  You're  much 
too  thin  for  the  screen  just  now." 

She  was  at  a  sanitarium  within  two  weeks.    It  was 
one  of  those  big  places  full  of  hypochondriacs  and  a 
few  real  sufferers,  a  place  of  fleece  blankets  and  suffer- 
ing expressions  and  "cheerful"  books  and  grim,  white- 
dressed  women  pussy 
footing     past     on     crepe 
soles.  Jeanette's  idea  was 
to  be  on  a  milk  diet  and 
gain    weight,     but    with 
nothing  to  do  and  with 
no  exercise  all  day  her 
busy  mind  grew  frantic 
with  worry  about  herself 
and      the      new      future 
named  Hollywood. 

The  atmosphere  of  this 
rest  home,  the  concerned 
glances  of  the  other  in- 
mates, the  doctors'  grave 
airs,  had  their  inevitable 
effect.  She  developed 
symptoms,  vague  at  first 
but  more  pronounced 
and  significant  each  day, 
a  process  encouraged  by 
the  psychological  sugges- 
tion of  her  surround- 
ings. 

The  doctors  decided, 
finally,  that  it  was  ap- 
pendicitis, and  in  Jea- 
nette's mental  condition 
she  ran  up  an  imaginary 
pain  in  her  side  almost 
overnight.  She  was  thin- 
ner than  ever;  she  was 
too  nervous  to  sleep.  .  .  . 
While  she  was  still  in 
ice  packs,  under  observa- 
tion she  remembered  that 
it  was  time  for  her  ap- 
pearance in  Hollywood, 
to  begin  "The  Love  Pa- 
rade." Somewhere  in  the 
buried  depths  of  her  con- 
sciousness the  old  Scotch 
common  sense  that  had 
seen  her  through  so  many 
crises  stirred  and  awak- 
ened. Biting  a  thermometer,  clutching  a  medicine 
spoon  in  one  hand  and  a  box  of  pills  in  the  other,  she 
emerged  from  the  ice  packs  and  went  shakily  to  a 


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mirror  and  took  inventory  of  herself. 

Her  face,  she  saw,  was  drawn 
with  nervous  tension  and  pale — 
probably  from  the  cold;  but  those 
eyes,  bright  and  clear,  were  not  the 
eyes  of  an  invalid.  That  hair 
gleamed  with  vitality,  even  if  it  did 
need  a  shampoo.  And  the  tongue 
mirrored  there  was  pink  with 
health,  uncoated.  Suddenly  she  be- 
gan to  laugh — 

Two  days  later  she  was  on  a 
Westbound  train,  thinner  than  ever 
but  with  a  ravenous  appetite  and 
an  abounding  good  health  and  a 
spirit  washed  forever  clean  of  hy- 
pochondria. 

1  NSTEAD  of  the  glamorous  glitter- 
'  town  she  had  always  read  and 
heard  about,  the  movie  city  was  a 
tense  and  nervous  place  in  which 
frowning  executives  worried  audi- 
bly at  you  morning  and  evening; 
in  which  million  dollar  stars  of  the 
silent  era  faced  oblivion  in  the  new 
age  of  talking  celluloid.  Jeanette 
didn't  care.  She'd  had  her  break- 
down, and  while  veterans  of  the 
screen  collapsed  about  her  she  sailed 
into  the  production  of  a  musical 
picture  with  determination  and  self- 
confidence. 

The  mysteries  of  microphones 
concealed  in  vases  and  in  fat  backs 
of  sofas  held  no  terrors  for  her  be- 
cause she  had  known  no  previous 
and  easier  technique.  Her  voice  was 
in  perfect  form,  she  photographed 
divinely,  and  Lubitsch's  malted  milk 
trick  gave  her  in  three  weeks  the 
added  pounds  she  had  not  been  able 
to  get  in  the  sanitarium.  His  idea 
was  to  hire  a  prop  boy  to  stand  at 
her  elbow  and  thrust  a  glass  of 
malted  milk  into  her  hand  every 
half  hour. 

"The  Love  Parade"  was  good,  en- 
tertaining cinema.  It  was  gaudy 
and  gay  and  a  little  suggestive,  and 
it  had  a  melodic  pattern.  Jeanette 
was  set.  The  MacDonald  fan  mail 
poured  in  and  when  she  made  "The 
Vagabond  King"  it  tripled  in  size. 

The  memory  of  Bob  Ritchie,  from 
whom  she  received  occasional  let- 
ters, stayed  with  her.  She  had  been 
quietly —    (Continued  on  page  86) 


39 


Tizzy  Lish 


John   Montague 


Alexander  Woollcott 


WORDS  WITH  WINGS 


THE  American  Fascist  does  not  have  a  peculiar 
shape  of  skull.  He  is  not  a  man  with  a  limp  or  a 
twitch.  Today  he  is  comfortable,  he  is  many  a 
nice  man  who  shrugs  his  shoulders  and  does  not  wish 
to  be  disturbed  into  insecurity.  That  is  what  he  looks 
like  today.  But  tomorrow  he  is  another  man.  And 
his  leader,  who  has  been  at  various  times  a  cook,  a 
journalist,  a  soldier,  a  bad  painter  .  .  .  becomes,  once 
the  game  starts,  that  very  character  described  in  the 
dictators'  manifesto,  printed  in  the  Authorized  Ver- 
sion of  the  Old  Testament  and  reading  like  this:  "This 
will  be  the  manner  of  the  King  that  shall  rule  over 
you.  He  will  take  your  sons  and  appoint  them  for  his 
chariots  and  to  be  his  horsemen.  And  he  will  set 
some  to  plough  his  ground,  and  to  reap  his  harvest, 
and  to  make  his  instruments  of  war.  And  he  will  take 
your  daughters  to  be  confectioners  and  to  be  cooks, 
and  to  be  bakers.  And  he  will  take  your  fields  and 
your  vineyards.  He  will  take  the  tenth  of  your  flocks 
and  ye  shall  be  his  servants.  And  ye  shall  cry  out  in 
that  day  because  of  your  King  which  ye  shall  have 
chosen  you;  and  Jehovah  will  not  answer  you  in  that 
day."  And  it  will  be  no  use  protesting  as  a  free-born 
American,  in  letters  to  the  papers.  Because  their 
correspondence  columns  will  be  closed  to  you. 
— Alistair  Cooke,  British  critic,  in  an  NBC  talk. 

*  *  * 
We're  going  to  have  a  recipe  tonight  that's 
called  Mexican  Croquettes.  Are  you  ready?  All 
righty!  First,  everybody  get  a  jar  of  peanut  but- 
ter and  take  a  big  spoonful  of  it  in  your  mouth. 
Got  it?  Now  try  to  talk — sticks  to  the  roof  of 
your  mouth,  doesn't  it?  Now,  take  a  sirloin  steak 
and  make  two  holes  in  it — one  for  each  eye — and 
then  peek  at  yourself  in  the  mirror.     I'll  wait  for 


you.  Now  in  a  pan  put  five  boxes  chili  peppers, 
five  bottles  chili  sauce,  five  packages  of  chili  pow- 
der, then  add  five  bottles  tobasco  sauce  to  sort  of 
give  it  a  tang.  Then  just  before  you  serve,  add 
some  ginger,  mustard  and  oil  of  cloves.  When 
guests  arrive,  serve  and  while  they're  eating, 
leave  the  room.  When  they've  finished  and  they 
say  to  each  other,  "What  was  that  we  just  ate?" — 
open  the  door  and  say  "Croquette?"  So  they'll  say, 
"No,  but  we're  awful  sick."  And  now,  as  the  fire- 
men say  when  they  see  me — "Let's  go  to  blazes. 
Tizzy!" 
— Tizzy  Lish  on  Watch  the  Fun  Go  By  over  CBS. 

»  *  *  * 

Old  age  is  too  apt  to  dwell  in  the  past.  It  says,  "I 
remember  when."  Youth  says,  "What's  the  news?" 
Old  age  is  apt  to  be  destructive.  It  says,  "What  an 
awful  accident!"  Youth  says,  "Oh  say,  I  saw  some- 
thing awfully  funny  today!"  Old  age  is  critical.  "I 
don't  think  Henry  should  have  done  that."  Youth 
says,  "I  should  worry."  If  you  would  seem  younger, 
avoid  destructive,  overcritical  and  reminiscent  talk. 
It's  not  the  exterior  appearance  which  is  most  charac- 
teristic of  youth.  A  woman  or  man  of  sixty-five  may 
have  a  good  complexion,  few  lines  and  lovely  hair. 
What  youth  has  that  most  older  people  haven't  is  first, 
curiosity.  Youth  is  actively  interested  in  life.  Next, 
it  has  attention.  It  is  aware  of  its  environment  and 
has  a  sense  of  immediacy.  Finally,  it  has  expectancy. 
It  is  eager  about  the  next  thing,  about  the  future. 
But  old  age  is  just  the  opposite.  Instead  of  curiosity 
it  too  often  has  boredom.  For  expectancy,  it  has 
retrospection. 

— Gelett  Burgess,  author  of  "Look  Eleven  Years 
Younger,"  in  a  talk  over  NBC.    (Continued  on  page  92) 


40 


Miss  Gray  is  keenly  interested  in 
skating.  Pictures  above  show  Miss 
Gray  executing  figures  on  the 
Rockefeller  Plaza  Skating  Pond 
in  the  heart  of  Manhattan. 


Here  the  photographer  catches 
Miss  Gray  against  the  famous 
statue  of  Prometheus,  as  she 
strikes  the  graceful  finish  of  a 
backward  Charlotte  Stop. 


Above,  completing  the  spectacular 
right  outside  circle  backward.  Not  so 
easy  as  it  looks!  "After  doing  spirals, 
fade-aways,  and  figures,"  Miss  Gray 
says,  "I'm  quite  tired  .  . . 


"...  and  ready  for  a  Camel! 
Smoking  Camels  gives  me  a 
cheerful  lift  when  I'm  tired. 
Camels  taste  grand  all  the  time 
—but  especially  so  after  skating!" 


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DAUGHTER  OF  MR.  AND  MRS.  HENRY  G.  GRAY, 

OF  NEW  YORK 

•fc+cd  young  debutante 
of  the  season  is  an 
accomplished  -figure  skater 

MISS  Beatrice  Gray,  popularly  known  as  Milo,  is  a  typical 
member  of  the  modern- minded  younger  generation. 
Although  her  family  and  connections  are  v-e-r-y  prominent 
socially  in  New  York  and  Boston,  Milo  is  simple  and  un- 
affected— charmingly  democratic  in  outlook.  When  she  made 
her  debut  last  fall,  she  was  well-known  to  Newport  and  New 
York  society.  Milo  finds  time  to  indulge  her  fondness  for 
sports.  She  swims,  plays  tennis  and  golf,  and  loves  to  hunt. 

"But  my  favorite  sport,"  Milo  says,  "is  figure  skating!" 
She  has  made  four  trips  abroad,  paying  visits  to  world-famous 
skating  centers — Innsbruck,  Gstaad,  and  Krynica.  At  Beaver 
Dam,  the  Long  Island  pond  popularized  by  the  younger  set, 
she  is  a  familiar  figure.  She  stops  frequently  to  refresh  her- 
self with  a  Camel.  "  My  friends  know  that  I  smoke  nothing 
but  Camels.  So  when  they  say,  'Want  a  cigarette,  Milo?'  I 
know  they're  offering  me  a  Camel." 

Try  Camels — a  cigarette  that's  mild — gentle  to  the  throat. 
Smoke  them  steadily.  See  if  you  don't  agree  with  Milo  Gray, 
who  says:  "Camels  are  nice!  They  never  jangle  my  nerves  !" 


Among  the  many  drstinguished  women  who  find 
Camels  mild  and  refreshing: 

,    r       A    eeles    .   Mr.,.  Nicholas  G.  Penman  III.  Balnmore 
Mrs.  Ale^e,  B-.  U.  -,-   •  jr     Ngw  ^ 

Mrs   Thomas  M.  Carneg.e,  Jr.,  New.  ror« 

,    .,  Miss  Peesv  Stevenson.  New  York 

Mrs    i.  Gardner  Coolidge  2nd,  Boston    .   M.ss  Pegg, 

,,,..■  Mrs    Louis  Swift,  Jr.,  Chicago 

.      u  T     Tlrexel  3rd,  Philadelphia    .    Mrs.  loui 

Mr,  Anthony  , Dr     e  ^  ^_  ^  ^^ 

Mr,  Ogden  Hanttnond,  Jr.,  Ne  ^  ^  ^ 

Mrs.  Chiswell  Dabney  Langhome,  F.rg.n.o    .    Mrs. 


Milo  Gray,  as  dramatized  by  a  society  photographer,  in  blue 
satin.  As  always,  it's  a  Camel  that  she's  smoking.  "Camels  are 
tops  with  my  friends  also,"  she  says.  "At  the  parties  this  winter 
I  noticed  that  people  prefer  that  delicate  Camel  flavor!" 


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Copyright.  1938.  R.  J.  Reyno.ds  Tobacco  Co..  W.ns 


TURKISH  &  DOMESTIC 
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A   QUESTION   OFTEN    ASKED: 

Do  people  appreciate  the 

COSTLIER  TOBACCOS 

in  Camels? 

THE   BEST   ANSWER  IS: 

Camels  are  the 

LARGEST- SELLING 

cigarette  in  America! 


THERE  are  millions  who  tread  the 
lonely  path;  who  have  never  known, 
and  perhaps  never  will  know,  the  sweet- 
ness of  love;  the  tonic  of  good  compan- 
ions; the  warmth  of  true  friendship. 
You  see  them  in  little  tearooms,  hun- 
gering for  a  dinner  partner;  sunk  in 
movie  chairs  drinking  in  the  romance 
which  they  cannot  share;  alone  in 
friendless  bedrooms,  groping  for  gaiety 
through  a  kindly  radio.  All  have  stood 
at  some  lime,  perhaps,  on  the  threshold 


of  happiness  only  to  find  the  door  sud- 
denly closed. 

Is  it  worth  the  risk? 

Of  all  the  faults  that  damn  you  with 
others,  halitosis  (had  breath)  ranks 
first.  It  is  unforgivable  because  it  is  in- 
excusable. Curiously  enough,  no  one  is 
exempt;  everybody  offends  at  some 
time  or  other,  usually  due  to  the  fermen- 
tation of  tiny  food  particles  in  the 
mouth.  All  you  need  do  to  stop  this,  is 


to  rinse  the  mouth  with  Listerine  Anti- 
septic. Among  mouth  deodorants,  it  is 
outstanding  because  of  its  quick  germi- 
cidal action.  No  imitation  can  offer  its 
freshening  effect  ...  its  pleasant  taste 
...  its  complete  safety.  To  fastidious 
people  who  want  other  people  to  like 
them,  Listerine  is  indispensable.  Never 
guess  about  your  breath;  use  Listerine 
Antiseptic  morning  and  night,  and  be- 
tween limes  before  meeting  others. 
Lambekt  Pharmacal  Co.,  5/.  Louis,  Mo. 


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All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00  A.    IH. 

Peerless   Trio 
William    Meeder 


Tone   Pictures 
Kidoodlers 


White   Rabbit  Line 
Alice   Remsen,    Geo. 


Melody   Moments 


NBC-Blue: 

NBC-Red: 
8:30 

NBC-Blue: 

NBC-Red: 
8:45 

NBC-Red:  Animal   News  Club 
9:00 

NBC-Blue: 

NBC -Red: 
Griffin 
9:15 

NBC-Red:  Tom  Terriss 
9:30 

NBC-Red: 
9:55 

CBS:  Press  Radio  News 
10:00 

CBS:  Church  of  the  Air 

NBC-Blue:    Russian    Melodies 

NBC-Red:   Radio  Pulpit 
10:30 

CBS:  String  Ensemble 

NBC-Blue:    Dreams  of   Long  Ago 

NBC-Red:    Madrigal   Singers 
11:00 

CBS:   Texas    Rangers 

NBC:   Press   Radio   News 
11:05 

NBC-Blue:    Alice    Remsen,    contralto 

NBC-Red:  Silver   Flute 
11:15 

NBC-Blue:  Neighbor  Neil 
11:30 

CBS:   Major  Bowes  Family 
1 1 :45 

Bill  Sterns 
Norsemen    Quartet 


Southernaires 


NBC-Blue 

NBC-Red: 
12:00  Noon 

NBC-Blue 
12:30   P.M. 

CBS:   Salt   Lake   City  Tabernacle 

NBC-Blue:    Music    Hall   Symphony 

NBC-Red:    University  of  Chicago 

Round  Table   Discussion 
1:00 

CBS:  Church  of  the  Air 

NBC-Red:   Paul   Martin  Orch. 
1:15 

NBC-Red:    Henry   Busse 
1:30 

CBS:   Foreign   Program 

JIBS:  Ted  Weems  Orch. 

NBC-Blue:   There  Was  a  Woman 

NBC-Red:    Smoke    Dreams 
2:00 

CBS:    Boris   Morros   Quartet 

NBC-Blue:  The   Magic    Key  of   RCA 

NBC-Red:  Bob  Becker 
2:15 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm   LaPrade 
2:30 

CBS:  Jean  Hersholt 

NBC-Red:   Thatcher   Colt 
3:00 

CBS:   N.  Y.  Philharmonic  Orch. 

NBC-Blue:  On  Broadway 

NBC-Reel:   Radio  News  Reel 
3:30 

NBC-Blue:  Armco  Band 

NBC-Red:   Sunday   Drivers 
4:00 

NBC-Blue 

NBC-Red: 
4:30 

NBC-Red:  The  World  is  Yours 
4:45 

NBC-Blue 
5:00 

CBS:    Heinz   Magazine 

MBS:  Singing  Lady 

NBC-Blue:     Metropolitan    Auditions 

NBC-Red:    Marion    Talley 
5:30 

CBS:  Guy  Lombardo 

MBS:  The  Shadow 

NBC-Blue:  Smilin'    Ed   McConnell 

NBC-Red:  Mickey  Mouse 
6:00 

CBS:  Joe  Penner 

MBS:  George  Jessel 

NBC-Blue:   Midwestern  Stars 

NBC-Red:   Catholic    Hour 
6:30 

CBS:   Double   Everything 

MBS:  Tim  and    Irene 

NBC-Blue:  Fishface.  Figgsbottle 

NBC -Red:  A  Tale  of  Today 
7:00 

CBS:    Jeanette    MacDonald 

NBC-Blue:   Music  of  the   Masters 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Benny 
7:30 

CBS:   Phil   Baker 

NBC-Blue:   Ozzie    Nelson 
7:45 

NBC-Red:    Interesting    Neighbors. 
8:00 

CBS:    People's   Choice 

NBC-Blue:    Detective    Series 

NBC-Red:   Don  Ameche,   Edgar  Ber- 
gen,   Nelson    Eddy,    Stroud    Twins 


Sunday  Vespers 
Romance    Melodies 


Dog   Heroes 


8:30 
CBS 

Earaches  of   1938 

9:00 

CBS:   Ford 

NBC -Blue: 

NBC-Red: 

Round 

Symphony 
Tyrone   Power 
Manhattan       Merry-Go 

9:30 
NBC 
NBC 

Blue: 
Red: 

Walter   Winchell 
American  Album  of 

Familiar 

Music 

9:45 
NuC 

-Blue 

Irene    Rich 

10:00 
CHS:  Zenith  Telepathy  Series 
NBC-Blue:    Marek   Weber   Orch. 
NBC-Red:  Symphony  Orch. 

10:30 

CBS:   Headlines  and   Bylines 

NBC-Blue:  Cheerio 

NBC-Red:    Haven    MacQuarric 
sents 
11:00 

NBC-Blue:   Dance  Music 

NBC-Bed:   Orchestra 
11:30 

Dance  Music 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


By 

Channing 
Pollock 


Happiness  comes  to  him  who  waits,  but  not  if  he  waits  lying  down. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Jan.  30 


/TVHE  Heinz  Magazine  of  the  Air 
has  gone  and  changed  its  time  again, 
but  this  time  Your  Almanac  has  a 
hunch  it  will  stay  put  for  a  while — on 
CBS  at  5:00  this  and  every  Sunday 
afternoon — E.S.T.,  of  course.  The 
cast  lineup  stays  as  is — Channing  Pol- 
lock, famous  "writer;  Mark  Warnow's 
orchestra;  Morton  Bowe,  tenor;  and  a 
different  guest  star  each  week.  ...  A 
new  comedy  show,  which  Your  Al- 
manac didn't  like  very  much  on  its 
first  couple  of  airings,  but  which  may 
have  improved  by  now,  is  Double 
Everything  at  6:30  on  CBS.  It  stars 
Al  Shaw  and  Sam  Lee,  the  double 
talk  experts,  with  a  good  lineup  of 
musicians.  ...  At  8:00  practically 
everybody    who    has    a    radio    will    be 


tuning  in  on  Charlie  McCarthy,  Don 
Ameche,  Nelson  Eddy  and  the  gang, 
Clarence  and  Claude,  those  Srroud 
twins,  who  are  regular  features  on  the 
Chase  &  Sanborn  show  now,  are  just 
twenty-seven  years  old  and  they  really 
do  look  alike.  They've  been  in  vaude- 
ville, circuses  and  night  clubs  for  the 
last  fifteen  years,  first  doing  an  acro- 
batic act.  Elisabeth  Rethberg,  distin- 
guished Metropolitan  Opera  soprano, 
is  tonight's  guest  artist  on  the  Ford 
program,  CBS  at  9:00.  Nelson  Eddy's 
solos  tonight  are  "The  Hills  of  Home," 
"The  Sleigh,"  the  "Evening  Star"  from 
Wagner's  "Tannhauser,  and  "Soldiers 
of  Fortune,"  from  Puccini's  "The  Girl 
of  the  Golden  West." 


Elisabeth  Rethberg 
stars  on  the  Ford 
program  tonight  at 
9:00    o'clock    on    CBS. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Feb.  6 


Rosemary  DeCamp, 
alias  Judy  Price,  of 
Jean  Hersholt's  Dr. 
Christian     over     CBS. 


JASCHA  HEIFETZ,  who  will  start 
preparing  for  his  movie  debut  in  a 
few  more  months,  is  tonight's  guest 
soloist  on  the  Ford  Symphony  program, 
CBS  at  9:00.  After  holding  out  against 
Hollywood's  lures  for  several  years, 
this  famous  fiddler  finally  capitulated 
to  Sam  Goldwyn,  and  is  to  have  the 
leading roie in  a  Goldwyn  music  festival, 
playing,  of  all  persons,  himself.  At 
least,  that's  the  plan  Mr.  G.  has  for 
him  at  present.  .  .  .  This  afternoon 
you'll  be  listening  to  Jean  Hersholt's 
dramatic  serial,  Dr.  Christian  of  River's 
End,  which  is  being  broadcast  from 
Hollywood  once  more,  now  that  Jean 
has  had  his  New  York  vacation.  While 
he  was  in  Manhattan,  Jean  and  Mrs. 
Jean  ate  their  dinners  in  an  out-of-the- 


way  Scandinavian  restaurant,  mainly 
because  they  didn't  want  too  many 
people  to  recognize  them.  Another  rea- 
son, of  course,  is  that  Jean  is  a  good 
Dane,  and  loves  Scandinavian  food. 
.  .  .  Rosemary  DeCamp,  who  plays 
Judy  Price,  Dr.  Christian's  secretary, 
in  the  Hersholt  program,  is  an  Arizona 
girl  who  made  her  first  Broadway  stage 
appearance  in  1935,  and  followed  that 
up  with  a  part  in  Frank  Parker's  Atlan- 
tic Family  radio  show.  .  .  .  She's  had 
two  narrow  escapes  from  death — once 
when  a  rattlesnake  bit  her  and  once 
when  a  doctor  pronounced  her  dead 
from  a  flu  attack.  A  Mexican  nurse 
cured  her  of  the  snake-bite,  and  the 
doctor  was  mistaken.  .  .  .  She's  five 
feet    two,    with    aubuin   hair. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Feb.  13 


O  END  birthday  greetings  today  to 
^  Lysbeth  Hughes,  harpist  with  Hor- 
ace Heidt  and  his  Brigadiers.  .  .  .  At 
1:30  this  afternoon,  on  NBC-Blue, 
there's  a  new  program  you'd  like  to  lis- 
ten to.  It's  called  There  Was  a  Woman, 
and  each  Sunday  it  dramatizes  the  lives 
of  the  women  who  influenced  famous 
men.  .  .  .  Other  Sunday  highlights: 
The  Magic  Key  of  RCA,  on  the  Blue 
network  right  after  There  Was  a  Wo- 
man. .  .  .  Thatcher  Colt's  detective 
drama  on  NBC-Red  at  2:30.  .  .  .  The 
New  York  Philharmonic  on  CBS  at 
3:00.  .  .  .  Guy  Lombardo  on  the  same 
network  at  5:30.  .  .  .  Unless  you  prefer 
Mickey  Mouse  and  his  friends,  on 
NBC-Red  at  the  same  time.  .  .  .  Jack 
Benny  on  the  Red  at  7.00.  .  .  .    Tyrone 


Power  on  NBC-Blue  at  9:00,  followed 
by  the  all-wise  Mr.  Winchell.  .  .  .  The 
Ford  Symphony's  guest  star  tonight 
— also  at  9:00,  on  CBS — is  Lau- 
ritz  Melchior,  who  has  sung  the 
role  of  Tristan  in  Wagner's  "Tristan 
und  Isolde"  more  often  than  any  other 
man  alive — and  it's  betraying  no  secret 
to  say  he's  sung  it  better,  too.  .  .  .  Mr. 
Melchior  is  a  hearty,  happy  Dane,  and 
a  good  friend  of  his  famous  country- 
man, Jean  Hersholt.  He  likes  to  eat, 
play,  sing  and  hunt.  He's  been  hon- 
ored by  his  own  nation  and  many  others 
with  a  string  of  medals  which  he  al- 
ways wears  on  the  lapel  of  his  suit  for 
all  full  dress  occasions,  such  as  the  one 
tonight.  His  title  at  the  Metropolitan 
Opera  House  is  "leading  heldentenor." 


Held ente nor  La  u  ritz 
Melchior  is  the  Ford 
program  guest  star 
tonight    at    9    o'clock. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  Feb.  20 


Lucille  Boll,  f  em  i- 
nine  stooge  for  Phil 
Baker,  is  funny  but 
not     funny      looking. 


AS  the  Mickey  Mouse  program  nears 
•^*-  the  end  of  its  second  month,  it  ought 
to  be  something  no  American  youngster 
in  his  right  mind  would  think  of  missing 
— and  if  a  lot  of  adults  join  in,  that's 
nothing  surprising.  .  .  .  Incidentally, 
Your  Almanac  has  an  apology  to  make 
— last  month  it  listed  the  time  and 
network  of  said  Mickey  Mouse  show 
all  wrong.  The  correct  time  is  5:30, 
the  correct  network,  NBC-Red.  .  .  . 
These  little  mistakes  just  have  to  hap- 
pen now  and  then — Your  Almanac  has 
a  batting  average  for  accuracy  that 
it's  pretty  proud  of,  thanks  to  its  many 
sources  of  information,  but  when  spon- 
sors change  their  minds  suddenly, 
there's  nothing  to  be  done  about  it. 
.  .  .    Lucille  Ball,  Phil  Baker's  feminine 


foil,  is  enough  to  kill  once  and  for  all 
the  notion  that  girl  stooges  have  to  be 
funny-looking  in  order  to  be  funny. 
Lucille  was  a  fashion  model  in  New 
York  when  a  Goldwyn  scout  saw  her 
and  brought  her  to  Hollywood,  where 
she  studied  diction  under  Ginger 
Rogers'  mother.  She  worked  in  the 
movies,  but  her  first  big  hit  came  when 
she  did  a  series  of  comedy  falls  in  the 
Lily  Pons  picture,  "That  Girl  from 
Paris" — and  her  next  when  she  played 
one  of  the  wise-cracking  actresses  in 
"Stage  Door."  She's  a  brilliant  dan- 
cer and  an  excellent  musician.  As 
Your  Almanac  hurried  to  press,  Phil 
was  getting  ready  to  return  to  New 
York,  hoping  to  bring  Lucille  along 
with  him. 


44 


All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00  A.  M. 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm  Claire 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:  William   Meeder 
NBC-Red:  Good  Morning  Melodies 
9:00 
CBS:    Metropolitan   Parade 
NBC-Blue:   Breakfast  Club 

NBC-Red:  Women  and   News 
9*15 

NBC-Red:   Frank  Luther 
9:30 

CBS:  The  Road  of  Life 
9:40 

NBC:  Press   Radio  News 
9 :45 

CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 

NBC-Red:    Dan   Harding's  Wife 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty   Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Margot  of  Castlewood 

NBC-Red:    Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and  Marge 

NBC-Blue:  Aunt  Jemima 

NBC-Red:  John's  Other  Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:  Attorney-at-Law 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

CBS:    Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:  Woman   in  White 
11:00 

NBC-Blue:   Mary   Martin 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 
11:15 

CBS:  Carol    Kennedy's   Romance 

NBC-Blue:  Pepper  Young's  Family 

NBC-Red:   Backstage  Wife 
11:30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:  How  to  Be  Charming 
11:45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's   Life  Stories 

MBS:    Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:  The   Interior   Decorator 
12:00  Noon 

CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 

NBC-Red:    Girl    Alone 
12:15 

CBS:   Edwin  C.    Hill 

NBC-Red:    The    O'Neills 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance   of   Helen   Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:    Hymns 
1:30 

CBS:  Arnold  Grimm's  Daughter 

NBC-Red:  Words  and  Music 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood  in  Person 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 
2:15 

CBS:  The  O'Neills 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 

NBC-Blue:    Let's   Talk    It   Over 
3:00 

NBC-Blue:    Rochester   Civic   Orch. 

NBC-Red:    Pepper   Young's    Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:    Ma   Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:  Jennie  Peabody 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:   The   Guiding    Light 
4:00 

NBC-Blue:  Club   Matinee 

NBC-Red:  Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

CBS:  Ted   Malone 

NBC-Red:  Mary  Marlin 
4:30 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 

NBC-Red:    Rush    Hughes 
4:45 

CBS:   Dr.  Allan   R.   Dafoe 

NBC-Red:  Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the   Moon 

NBC-Blue:    Neighbor   Nell 

NBC-Red:   Dick  Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of  Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Don   Winslow 

NBC-Bed:  Terry  and  the  Pirates 
5:30 

NBC-Blue:    Singing    Lady 

NBC-Red:    Jack  Armstrong 
5*45 
'CBS:   Hilltop   House 

NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 

NBC-Red:  Litle  Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

Press  Radio  News 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:    Poetic    Melodies 

NBC-Blue:   Music  is   My   Hobby 

NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'  Andy 
7:15 

CBS:  Arthur  Godfrey 

NBC-Blue:  Three  Cheers 

NBC-Red:   Uncle  Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and  Abner 
7:45 

CBS:   Boake  Carter 
8:00 

NBC-Red:   Burns  and  Allen 
8:30 

CBS:  Pick  and  Pat 

NBC-Blue:  Grand  Hotel 

NBC-Red:  Voice  of  Firestone 
9:00 

CBS:   Lux  Theater 

NBC-Blue:   Philadelphia  Orch. 

NBC-Red:  McGee  and  Molly 
9:30 

NBC-Red:   Hour  of  Charm 
10:00 

CBS:   Wayne    King 

NBC-Blue:  Warden   Lawes 

NBC-Red:    Contented    Program 
10:30 

MBS:  The   Lone   Ranger 

NBC-Red:  Public  Hero  No.  I 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


By 

Cracie 
Allen 


Getting  ahead  is  fine  if  it  doesn't  mean  getting  a  big  head. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Jan.  31 


T_T  ERE  comes  a  new  program  to 
liven  up  the  radio  month — and 
not  only  a  new  program  but  a  new 
star.  Rush  Hughes,  son  of  the  famous 
novelist  Rupert  Hughes,  starts  a  new 
five-times-a-week,  fifteen-minute  show 
this  afternoon  at  4:30.  It'll  be  heard 
from  now  on,  Mondays  through  Fri- 
days, at  the  same  time  on  the  NBC- 
Red  network.  .  .  .  Rush  has  been  heard 
on  the  networks  before,  but  never  in 
a  program  of  his  own.  He's  been  in 
radio  work  since  1927,  and  at  differ- 
ent times  has  been  announcer,  program 
manager,  news  broadcaster,  and  even 
operator  of  a  radio  station.  .  .  .  Born 
in  Jamaica,  Long  Island,  Rush  went  to 
various  schools  until  he  was  sixteen. 
Then  the  desire  to  do  something  on  his 


own  hit  him  hard,  and  Blanche  Bates 
persuaded  his  parents  to  let  him  play 
in  "Getting  Together"  with  her.  The 
play  ended  its  run — and  Rush  ran 
away.  He  didn't  come  back  until  he'd 
earned  enough  to  pay  his  own  fare  and 
buy  some  new  clothes.  School  didn't 
seem  much  fun  after  this  adventure, 
but  he  relieved  the  boredom  with 
fliers  into  stage  and  screen  work  and 
short-story  writing.  .  .  .  Out  of  school, 
he  went  to  the  Coast,  and  found  him- 
self, broke,  in  San  Francisco.  He  man- 
aged to  get  a  job  as  night  clerk  in  the 
Hotel  Mark  Hopkins.  One  night  the 
announcer  for  Anson  Weeks'  radio  pro- 
gram fell  ill,  and  Rush  rushed  in  to 
pinch  hit,  finding  he  liked  radio  so 
much  he's  never  left  it  since. 


Rupert  Hughes'  son 
Rush  starts  a  new 
flve-a-week  program 
today   over    NBC-Red. 


Highlights  For  Monday.  Feb.  7 


Hollywood's  Cinderel- 
la girl  these  days  is 
Lois  Collier  of  CBS' 
Hollywood    in    Person. 


TDY  sliding  your  eyes  to  the  left  a 
■*— *  fraction  of  an  inch,  you'll  find 
yourself  looking  at  Hollywood's  cur- 
rent Cinderella  girl — Miss  Lois  Collier 
by  name.  Lois  was  selected  by  Cap- 
tain Bob  Baker  of  the  Hollywood  in 
Person  program — CBS  at  1:45  P.M., 
E.S.T.,  Monday  through  Friday — to 
accompany  him  on  his  trips  to  the 
studios.  Under  his  guidance,  she 
meets  famous  directors  and  plays  op- 
posite motion  picture  stars  she  once 
admired  hopelessly  from  outside  the 
studio  gates.  .  .  .  Lois  was  born  in 
a  South  Carolina  town  called,  unlike- 
ly at  it  may  seem,  Sally.  She  came  to 
Hollywood  as  winner  of  a  talent  and 
beauty  contest,  but  it  didn't  do  her  any 
good.    She  couldn't  get  continuous  ex- 


tra work,  let  alone  bit  or  featured 
parts.  When  she  heard  Bob  Baker,  on 
the  air,  announce  a  contest  to  select  a 
permanent  leading  lady  for  Hollywood 
in  Person,  she  sent  in  her  application 
and  won.  .  .  .  NBC-Blue  has  a  new 
program  for  your  ears.  It's  called 
Margot  of  Castlewood,  and  it's  on  the 
air  at  10:00  A.M.,  starring  Barbara 
Luddy  and  the  matinee  idol  of  silent 
days,  Francis  X.  Bushman,  who  is  mak- 
ing a  radio  come-back  these  days.  .  .  . 
At  8:30  tonight,  on  Grand  Hotel,  you 
listen  to  Don  Ameche's  kid  brother  Jim, 
who's  suddenly  become  one  of  NBC's 
busiest  Chicago  actors.  Your  Almanac 
will  have  more  to  say  about  him  in 
another   day  or  two. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Feb.  14 


OPECIAL  reminder  to  all  sweethearts, 
^  wives,  husbands,  sons  and  daugh- 
ters— this  is  St.  Valentine's  Day,  and 
anybody  who  forgets  it  doesn't  deserve 
to  be  loved.  .  .  .  The  networks  have 
special  events  scheduled  to  remind  you 
what  day  it  is,  in  case  you  show  signs 
of  forgetting.  .  .  .  Swinging  along  with 
the  spirit  of  the  day,  Your  Almanac 
offers  a  list  of  romantic  air  shows  for 
you  to  listen  to:  Dan  Harding's  Wife, 
NBC-Red  at  9:45  A.M.  .  .  .  Pretty 
Kitty  Kelly,  CBS  at  10:00.  .  .  Tony 
Wons,  CBS  at  1 0:30.  .  .  .  The  Woman 
in  White,  NBC-Red  at  10:45.  .  .  . 
Carol  Kennedy's  Romance,  CBS  at 
11:15.  .  .  .  Girl  Alone,  NBC-Red  at 
noon.  .  .  .  The  Romance  of  Helen 
Trent,    CBS    at    12:30.     .    .     .    Words 


and  Music,  NBC-Red  at  1:30.  .  .  . 
Club  Matinee,  NBC-Blue  at  4:00.  .  .  . 
Follow  the  Moon,  CBS  at  5:00.  .  .  . 
George  Hall's  orchestra,  CBS  at  6:35. 
.  .  .  Poetic  Melodies,  CBS  at  7:00.  .  .  . 
The  Hour  of  Charm,  NBC-Red  at  9:30. 
.  .  .  Wayne  King's  music  at  10:00  on 
CBS.  .  .  .  But  should  all  this  romance 
pall,  listen  to  Pick  and  Pat  on  CBS  at 
8:30.  Edward  Roecker,  who  has  been 
the  baritone  soloist  with  these  two 
comedians  for  almost  a  year  now,  is 
also  a  football  coach  for  a  professional 
team.  He's  twenty-three  years  old,  and 
was  born  in  Merchantville,  a  suburb 
of  Philadelphia.  Critics  say  his  voice 
compares  favorably  with  Lawrence 
Tibbett's.  Got  his  start  with  the  RCA 
radio  program. 


Edward  Roecker,  bari- 
tone with  Pick  and 
Pat,  is  a  football 
coach    in    spare    time. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Feb.  21 


Mary-Ann  Bock,  Hour 
of  Charm's  new  singer, 
can  hit  notes  above 
the    top     piano    keys. 


T3  ADIO'S  own  discovery  is  little 
Mary-Ann  Bock,  the  really  aston- 
ishing ten-year-old  singer  on  Phil  Spi- 
talny's  Hour  of  Charm  show,  tonight 
at  9:30  on  NBC-Red.  .  .  .  Have  you 
got  a  piano  in  your  home?  Go  over  to 
it,  hit  the  highest  note  on  it.  Mary-Ann 
can  sing  even  higher  than  that,  and  if 
you  don't  believe  that's  almost  im- 
possible, try  it  yourself.  .  .  .  Bom  in 
McKeesport,  Pa.,  Mary-Ann  first  dem- 
onstrated her  remarkable  voice  when 
she  was  five  by  imitating  bird  songs. 
Her  mother,  an  accomplished  pianist, 
trained  her  and  taught  her  a  repertoire 
of  songs.  When  Spitalny  and  his  all- 
girl  orchestra  came  to  Pittsburgh  a  few 
months  ago  he  conducted  an  amateur 
contest,  and  Mary-Ann  entered  it.    She 


didn't  win  the  contest,  but  she  won 
something  much  better  —  Spitalny's 
interest.  He  immediately  signed  her 
up  as  a  soloist  with  his  orchestra  and 
brought  her  to  New  York.  She's  a 
full-fledged  member  of  "Hour  of 
Charm,  Inc.",  with  equal  voting  power 
with  all  the  other  members.  While 
she's  in  New  York  her  seventh-grade 
school  studies  are  continuing  under  a 
tutor.  Mary-Ann  plays  the  violin  and 
piano  too,  and  composes — she's  already 
written  a  school  song.  She  likes  to  lis- 
ten to  symphonic  music  but  doesn't 
think  much  of  swing.  .  .  .  And  her 
only  complaint  against  Phil  Spitalny  is 
that  he  wouldn't  let  her  bring  her  two- 
wheeled  bicycle  to  New  York  with  her, 
for  use   in   Central    Park. 

45 


All  time  is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00  A.  M. 

NBC-Bed:    Malcolm   Claire 
9:00 

CBS:   Music  in  the  Air 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast    Club 
9:15 

NBC-Red:   Frank  Luther 
9:30 

CBS:  The  Road  of  Life 

MBS:   Journal    of    Living 
9  '45 

CBS:    Bachelor's    Children 

NBC-Bed:    Dan    Harding's  Wife 
10:00 

CBS:  Pretty  Kitty  Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Margot  of  Castlewood 

NBC-Red:  Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CHS:  Myrt  and  Marge 

NBC-Blue:   Aunt  Jemima 

NBC-Red:    John's    Other    Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Emily  Post 

NBC-Blue:    Attorney-at-Law 

NBC-Red:   Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

CBS:  Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen   Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:  Woman  in  White 
II  nu 

CBS:   Mary  Lee  Taylor 

NBC-Blue:    Mary  Marlin 

NBC-Red:   David   Harum 
II  :I5 

CBS:   Carol    Kennedy's   Romance 

NBC-Blue:   Pepper   Young's   Family 

NBC-Red:   Backstage  Wife 
11:30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:    Homemakers'    Exchange 
II  :45 

CBS:   Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

MBS:   Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:    Mystery  Chef 
12:00  Noon 

CBS:    Mary   Margaret    McBride 

NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15  P.  M. 

CBS:   Edwin  C.   Hill 

NBC-Red:   The  O'Neills 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance  of   Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm  and    Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:   Hymns 
1:30 

CBS:  Arnold  Grimm  s  Daughter 

NBC-Red:   Words  and   Music 
I  :45 

CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 
2:00  ... 

NBC-Red:    Fun    in    Music 
2:15 

CBS:  The  O'Neills 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 

NBC-Red:  Federated  Women's  Clubs 
2:45 

MBS:    Beatrice    Fairfax 
3:00  ,     ,.      ., 

NBC-Red:    Pepper   Young  s    Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:   Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:00 

CBS:  Academy  of  Medicine 

NBC-Red:  Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

CBS:   Ted    Malone 

NBC -Red:   Mary  Marlin 
4:30 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 

NBC-Red:    Rush    Hughes 
4:45 

NBC-Red:   Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:    Follow  the    Moon 

NBC-Red:   Dick  Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Don    Winslow 

NBC-Red:  Terry  and  the  Pirates 
5:30 

NBC-Blue:   Singing   Lady 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 
5  "45 
'CBS:  Hilltop  House 

NBC-Blue:   Tom    Mix 

NBC-Red:    Little  Orphan   Annie 
6:00 

CBS:  Let's  Pretend 
6:30 

Press-Radio    News 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:    Poetic    Melodies 

NBC-Blue:    Easy  Aces 

NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'  Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Hollywood   Screenscoops 

NBC-Blue:   Mr.   Keen 
7:30 

CBS:   Helen   Menken 

NBC-Blue:    Dorothy   Thompson 

NBC-Red:  Hendrik  W.  Van  Loon 
8:00 

CHS:   Edward   G.    Robinson 

NBC-Blue:   Those   We   Love 

NBC-Red:   Johnny   Presents 
8:30 

CBS:  Al  Jolson 

NBC-Blue:   Edgar  A.  Guest 

NBC-Red:   Wayne    King 
9:00 

CHS:   Al    Pearce 

NBC-Blue:   Alemite   Half   Hour 

NBC-Red:    Vox    Pop — Parks   Johnson 
9:30 

CBS:   Jack  Oakie 

NBC-Bed:    Packard    Mardi    Gras 
10:00 

CBS:    Benny   Goodman 

MBS:   Eddy  Duchin 

NBC-Blue:   Gen    Hugh   S.   Johnson 
10:30 

NBC-Red:  Jimmie   Fidler 
10:45 

NBC-Red:    Dale    Carnegie 

46 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


By 
Al 

Jolson 


Sharpen  your  wits  on  the  whetstone  of  failure. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Feb.  1 


tl^OR  the  benefit  of  the  younger  mem- 
bers  of  the  family,  CBS  has  the 
Cincinnati  Symphony  orchestra  playing 
a  children's  concert  this  afternoon  be- 
tween 3:30  and  4:30,  E.S.T.,  with  Eu- 
gene Goosens  waving  the  baton.  If  to- 
day's children  don't  learn  the  differ- 
ence between  a  symphony  and  a  con- 
certo, it  won't  be  for  lack  of  telling. 
But  sometimes  your  Almanac  won- 
ders if  today's  children  particularly 
care.  .  .  .  Serious  students  of  modern 
history  ought  to  remember  that  Dor- 
othy Thompson,  wife  of  Sinclair  Lewis 
and  the  most  famous  woman  reporter 
in  the  world,  is  on  the  air  twice  a  week 
nowadays — tonight  at  7:30  on  NBC- 
and  Friday  at  10:45  on  NBC-Red.  To- 
night   she    talks    about    People    in    the 


News,  and  since  she  knows  most  of 
them  personally,  she's  well  worth  lis- 
tening to.  .  .  .  After  a  long  session  on 
the  air,  Husband  and  Wives  has  finally 
retired  from  the  fray,  and  its  place  has 
been  taken  by  a  weekly  half-hour 
serial  called  Those  We  Love.  Time  and 
network,  8:00  on  NBC-Blue.  Nan 
Grey,  young  movie  star,  has  the  lead- 
ing role  in  Those  We  Love,  and  Your 
Almanac  will  devote  a  future  day  to 
telling  you  all  about  her.  .  .  .  Do  you 
want  to  know  How  to  Make  Friends 
and  Influence  People?  Dale  Carnegie, 
expert  in  that  particular  branch  of 
knowledge,  is  starring  on  his  own  net- 
work program  now  on  NBC-Red  at 
10:45  tonight  —  right  after  Jimmie 
Fidler. 


Eugene  Goosens  leads 
the  Cincinnati  Sym- 
phony orchestra  in  a 
children's      concert. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Feb.  8 


Mark  Hawley  is  the 
narrator  on  the  new 
MBS  show  at  7:45— 
Famous     Fo  rt  u  ne  s. 


/1pHE  Boy  Scouts  of  America  are  in 
convention  assembled  today,  and  all 
the  networks  are  going  to  drop  in  on 
them  some  time  during  the  day  with 
their  microphones  and  see  what's  go- 
ing on.  .  .  .  Mutual  has  a  weekly  pro- 
gram, starting  tonight,  from  7:45  to 
8:00  P.M.  It's  called  Famous  For- 
tunes, and  dramatizes  the  lives  of  well 
known  American  millionaires  such  as 
Vanderbilt,  Carnegie  (Andrew,  not 
Dale ) ,  Wanamaker,  Morgan,  Astor 
and  Rockefeller.  .  .  .  The  network  isn't 
very  large,  so  here's  the  exact  list  of 
stations  that  will  carry  the  show: 
CKLW,  KSO,  WSM,  WLW,  KWK, 
WMT,  KTAT,  WHN,  KTOK,  KFEL, 
WCAE,  and  WOR.  .  .  .  Mary  Hawley, 
the    narrator    for    the    programs,    is    an 


institution  at  WOR,  where  Famous 
Fortunes  originates.  He  began  his  ra- 
dio career  while  he  was  still  a  school- 
boy in  Nutley,  N.  J.,  by  building  crys- 
tal sets.  He  built  so  many  that  he  had 
to  give  most  of  them  away  to  friends 
and  relatives.  At  seventeen  he  was  an 
announcer  for  WMAK,  Buffalo,  and 
he's  been  announcing  ever  since.  For 
many  years  he  was  the  '  'Voice  of 
Pathe"  on  newsreels,  and  today  you 
hear  him  talking  on  Paramount  news 
shots.  For  the  past  two  and  a  half 
years  he's  been  with  WOR  and  MBS. 
He's  twenty-eight  years  old — that  is, 
he  will  be  on  February  17 — six  feet 
tall,  with  black  hair  and  mustache,  and 
blue  eyes.  And  here's  his  tip  for 
would-be     announcers — study     singing. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Feb.  15 


/TS  HIS  is  a  great  day  in  the  history  of 
■*-  rsdio — it's  the  birthday  of  the  man 
who  first  proved  that  a  dummy  could 
be  funny  on  the  air — Edgar  Bergen, 
Charlie  McCarthy's  foster-father.  .  .  . 
A  couple  of  weeks  back  Your  Almanac 
promised  to  tell  you  more  about  Nan 
Grey,  star  of  tonight's  half-hour  serial 
drama,  Those  We  Love.  Young  Miss 
Grey's  best-known  movie  performance 
was  that  of  one  of  the  "Three  Smart 
Girls,"  with  Deanna  Durbin,  although 
she's  been  working  in  the  films  since 
1934.  Born  in  Houston,  Texas,  she 
went  to  Hollywood  that  year  with  her 
mother  for  a  two-week  vacation,  and 
remained  to  start  a  new  career.  Nan's 
mother  looked  up  some  old  Hollywood 
friends,   one   of   whom    had   become   an 


actor's  agent.  Struck  by  Nan's  beauty, 
the  agent  brought  her  to  the  attention 
of  several  producers  .  .  .  her  screen 
tests  were  highly  satisfactory  .  .  .  and 
three  contracts  were  offered  simulta- 
neously. .  .  .  Millions  of  girls  would 
have  given  their  right  arms  for  such  a 
chance,  but  Nan  was  unimpressed. 
She'd  always  hoped  to  be  a  newspaper 
woman.  However,  she  signed  one  of 
the  contracts  and  has  been  coming 
along  nicely  ever  since.  .  .  .  She's  still 
young  enough,  and  romantic  enough,  to 
refuse  to  take  a  Hawaiian  vacation  be- 
cause she  wants  to  save  that  particular 
part  of  the  world  for  her  honeymoon. 
.  .  .  Those  We  Love  is  her  first  radio 
work  except  for  a  guest  appearance 
with  Bing  Crosby  on   the  Lux  show. 


One  Smart  Girl — Nan 
Grey,  star  of  the  new 
Tuesday-night  serial 
called  Those  We  Love. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  Feb.  22 


Paula  Winslowe,  on 
Big  Town  tonight,  is 
one  of  Hollywood's 
best    acting     b  ets. 


■y  OU  know  already  that  George 
Washington  was  born  just  206 
years  ago  today,  but  did  you  know  a 
few  other  things  about  him?  For  in- 
stance, that  his  family  had  already 
lived  in  America  for  three  generations 
before  he  was  born?  .  .  .  That  if  it 
hadn't  been  for  his  refusal,  the  United 
States  might  have  been  dragged  into 
the  French  Revolution?  Popular  senti- 
ment was  strong  for  helping  the  revolu- 
tionists in  France,  but  Washington  re- 
fused, thereby  becoming  very  unpopular 
with  the  people  who  had  voted  him  into 
office.  .  .  .  That  before  his  second  term 
was  finished  he  had  already  become  an 
unpopular  president,  which  saddened 
him  so  much  that  it  was  one  of  the  rea- 
sons he  refused  to  run  for  a  third  term. 


.  .  .  To  Bess  Johnson,  star  of  Hilltop 
House,  belongs  the  honor  of  being  the 
only  radio  performer  whose  birthday  is 
the  same  as  Washington's — the  only 
radio  performer  Your  Almanac  knows 
of,  anyway.  .  .  .  You're  listening 
to  one  of  Hollywood's  most  versa- 
tile and  dependable  actresses  tonight 
on  Edward  G.  Robinson's  program.  She 
is  Paula  Winslowe,  who  doesn't  have 
the  same  part  every  week,  but  who  us- 
ually shows  up  on  the  program  playing 
one  or  even  more  characters.  Seldom 
credited  in  the  announcements,  Paula 
has  nevertheless  been  on  the  Lux  Thea- 
ter, Hollywood  Hotel  and  most  of  the 
other  major  programs  broadcast  from 
Hollywood.  After  Jean  Harlow's  death, 
Paula  imitated  her  voice  in  "Saratoga." 


All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00  A.M. 

NBC-Keel:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:    William    Meeder 

NBC-Red:  Good   Morning   Melodies 
9:00 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:    Women   and    News 
9:15 

CBS:    Madison    Ensemble 

NBC-Red:  Frank  Luther 
9:30 

CBS:  The  Road  of  Life 
9:45 

CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 

NBC-Red:   Dan    Harding's  Wife 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty   Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Margot  of  Castlewood 

NBC-Red:    Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:  Aunt  Jemima 

NBC-Red:   John's  Other  Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:  Attorney-at-Law 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
10:45 

CBS:    Ma   Perkins 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:  Woman  in  White 
II  :00 

NBC-Blue:   Mary  Marlin 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 
II  :I5 

CBS:    Carol    Kennedy's    Romance 

NBC-Blue:   Pepper  Young's  Family 

NBC-Red:    Backstage    Wife 
1 1  :30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:   How  to  Be  Charming 
11:45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

MBS.    Myra    Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:   Hello  Peggy 
12:00   Noon 

CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 

NBC-Red:    Girl    Alone 
12:15  P.    M. 

CBS:  Edwin  C.   Hill 

NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance  of  Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
I  :00 

CBS:   Betty  and  Bob 
1:15 

Betty  Crocker 


^Arnold    Grimm's    Daughter 
Words  and  Music 

Hollywood   in   Person 

Kathryn   Cravens 

The  O'Neills 

School  of  the  Air 

Beatrice  Fairfax 

Pepper   Young's    Family 


CBS: 
1:30 

CBS: 

NBC -Red: 
1:45 

CBS: 
2:00 

CBS: 
2:15 

CBS: 
2:30 

CBS: 
2:45 

MBS: 
3:00 

NBC-Red: 
3:15 

NBC-Red:    Ma    Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:   Jennie   Peabody 

NBC-Red:   Vic  and   Sade 
3:45 

CBS:  Curtis  Music  Inst. 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:00 

NBC-Blue:    Club    Matinee 

NBC-Red:  Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:    Mary   Marlin 
4:30 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 

NBC-Blue:   P.  T.  A.   Congress 

NBC-Red:    Rush    Hughes 
4:45 

CBS:   Dr.  Allan    R.    Dafoe 

NBC-Red:  Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:  Follow  the  Moon 

NBC-Blue:    Neighbor   Nell 

NBC-Red:   Dick  Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Don    Winslow 

NBC-Red:  Terry  and  the  Pirates 
5:30 

NBC-Blue:    Singing    Lady 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 
5  "45 

'CBS:  Hilltop  House 

NBC-Blue:   Tom    Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan   Annie 
6:00 

CBS:  Dear  Teacher 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic   Melodies 

NBC-Blue:    Easy   Aces 

NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'   Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Hobby    Lobby 

NBC-Blue:    Mr.    Keen 

NBC-Red:   Uncle  Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:   Lum  and  Abner 

NBC-Red:  Alistaire  Cook 
7:45 

CBS:  Boake  Carter 
8:00 

CBS:    Cavalcade   of   America 

NBC-Red:  One   Man's  Family 
8:30 

CBS:   Eddie  Cantor 

NBC-Red:  Wayne   King 
9:00 

CBS:    Lawrence   Tibbett 

NBC-Red:   Town    Hall   Tonight 
9:30 

CBS:  Ben  Bernie 
10:00 
CBS:  Gang  Busters 
NBC-Blue:  Gen.   Hugh  S.  Johnson 
NBC-Red:    Your    Hollywood    Parade 
10:30 

MBS:  The  Lone  Ranger 
12:30 
NBC-Red:   Lights  Out 


Motto  PW  By 

of  the  wM^4i^^^i^m  Uncle 

Day  |     HUSAUiSU  Ezra 

After  a  girl  picks  a  husband  she  ought  to  stop  picking. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Jon.  26 


XT'  DDIE  CANTOR'S  amusing  little 
*-~*  Mademoiselle  Fifi — you  hear  her 
on  his  show  tonight  at  8:30  on  CBS — 
sounds  as  if  she'd  been  born  and  brought 
up  within  shouting  distance  of  the  Eiffel 
Tower.  ...  As  a  matter  of  fact,  she's 
never  set  foot  outside  of  the  United 
States  in  her  life.  She  was  born  in 
New  York  and  went  to  Los  Angeles  a 
few  years  ago.  There  she  got  her  start 
on  the  road  to  Eddie's  program  by 
studying  French  in  high  school.  She 
was  good  at  the  language— so  good  that 
she  won  the  right  to  represent  her 
school  in  a  contest  to  select  the  boy  or 
girl  who  was  best  at  reciting  the  poem 
"The  Grasshopper  and  the  Ant"  in 
French.  Fifi's  rendition  of  this  classic 
was  voted  the  best,  and  she  was  award- 


ed an  engraved  gold  medal.  Not  only 
that,  but  the  contest  was  reported  in  a 
Parisian  newspaper  and  Fifi  got  a  letter 
from  Premier  Laval  of  France.  It  all 
led  to  the  best  prize  of  all — a  two-year 
contract  with  Eddie  Cantor.  Fifi's  real 
name  is  Vyola  Von,  and  she's  nineteen 
years  old.  .  .  .  When  an  Englishman 
looks  at  America,  particularly  Ameri- 
can movies,  he  finds  out  things  we 
Americans  never  think  of — and  that's 
why  you'd  enjoy  listening  to  Alistaire 
Cook,  on  NBC-Red  at  7:30.  He  hasn't 
much  to  say  about  Hollywood  gossip, 
but  when  he  goes  to  town  on  the  movies 
themselves  his  opinions  may  excite  you 
or  anger  you,  but  they  won't  bore  you. 
.  .  .  Don't  forget  Lawrence  Tibbett  on 
CBS   at   9:00. 


Vyola  Von — you  know 
her  better  as  Made- 
moiselle Fifi — is  on 
Eddie    Cantor's    show. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Feb.  2 


Jane  Pickens  is  the 
singing  star  of  Ben 
Bernie's  CBS  comedy 
program   this   evening. 


TF   Candlemas   is   fair   and   clear, 

There'll  be  twa  winters  in  the  year" 
Your  Almanac  tried  to  find  out 
where  the  old  legend  about  the  ground- 
hog and  his  shadow  started,  but  the 
farthest  back  it  could  get  was  this  old 
Scotch  jingle,  which  doesn't  mention 
groundhogs  at  all.  Today  is  Candlemas 
Day  as  well  as  Groundhog  Day,  though, 
and  you  get  the  idea.  .  .  .  The  net- 
works will  have  their  men  and  micro- 
phones out  today  to  check  on  the  first 
groundhog  to  poke  his  nose  out  and  look 
for  his  shadow.  If  he  sees  it,  of  course, 
he'll  scurry  back  in  and  we'll  have  an- 
other six  weeks  of  bad  weather.  .  .  . 
Groundhogs  or  not,  Wednesday  night 
is  a  good  time  to  listen  to  the  radio, 
with  One   Man's  Family   on  NBC-Red 


at  8:00,  Lawrence  Tibbett  on  CBS  and 
Fred  Allen  on  NBC-Red  at  9:00,  and 
Ben  Bernie,  Lew  Lehr,  and  Jane  Pick- 
ens on  CBS  at  9:30.  Bernie  needs  no 
introduction  to  anybody.  .  .  .  Lew  is 
the  German  accented  comedian  of  the 
newsreels  .  .  .  and  Jane  is  the  only  cur- 
rently-heard member  of  those  famous 
Pickens  sisters.  She  can  sing  an  aria 
as  well  as  the  most  recent  popular  bal- 
lad, is  still  studying,  and  hopes  some 
day  to  sing  at  the  Metropolitan.  When 
she  was  singing  with  her  other  two  sis- 
ters, Helen  and  Patti,  the  three  of  them 
made  a  fan  out  of  the  famous  pianist 
and  composer,  Serge  Rachmaninoff, 
who  wrote  an  arrangement  of  his  own 
"Liebestraum"  for  them  to  use,  he 
liked  them   so  well. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Feb.  9 


"\X7HEN  Lum  and  Abner  go  on  the 
VV  air  tonight  at  7:30  over  NBC- 
Blue,  one  of  them  will  be  celebrating 
his  birthday — Chester  Lauck,  who  plays 
Lum.  ,  .  .  The  organ"  solo  which  intro- 
duces One  Man's  Family  at  8:00  on 
NBC-Red  comes  from  the  nimble  fin- 
gers of  Blonde  Sybil  Chism,  who  may 
not  have  her  name  announced  on  the 
network,  but  rates  a  salute  just  the 
same  for  doing  her  little  bit  to  help  the 
show  on  its  way.  .  .  .  Once  more  Your 
Almanac  wants  to  emit  a  loud  cheer  for 
Dave  Elman's  Hobby  Lobby,  on  CBS 
at  7:15.  You  never  knew  there  were 
so  many  peculiar  and  fascinating  hob- 
bies in  existence,  until  you  tune  this 
program  in.  Dave,  of  course,  as  he  likes 
to  explain,  has  his  own  hobby — collect- 


ing hobbies.  .  .  .  Dick  Powell,  star  of 
Your  Hollywood  Parade  on  NBC-Red 
at  10:00,  has  a  collecting  hobby  of  his 
own — an  excellent  stamp  collection.  .  .  . 
He  likes  to  prepare  his  favorite  dish 
himself — it's  ham  and  eggs.  .  .  .  His 
full  name  is  Richard  Ewing  Powell.  .  .  . 
In  school  he  was  called  Samson,  but  he 
hasn't  the  least  idea  why.  Maybe  it 
was  because  his  hair  was  so  thick  and 
curly.  .  .  .  He  made  his  first  solo  air- 
plane flight  after  only  two  hours  of  in- 
struction. .  .  .  He  thinks,  probably  mis- 
takenly, that  he'd  make  a  good  car- 
penter or  mechanic.  Also  wouldn't 
mind  being  an  insurance  agent.  .  .  . 
For  all  except  the  eastern  states,  Mu- 
tual's  Lone  Ranger  serial  goes  on  the 
air  at  10:30,  E.  S.  T. 


Sybil  Chism  plays  the 
organ  for  One  Man's 
Family's  theme  song, 
on    NBC-Red   at   8:00. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  Feb.  16  and  23 


Interviewing  police 
officers  on  the  Gang 
Busters  show  is  Col. 
Norman    Schwarzkopf. 


"PEBRUARY  16:  While  Phil  Lord 
■*~  devotes  himself  to  program  planning, 
directing  and  producing,  his  place  on 
the  air  in  the  Gang  Busters  program  has 
been  taken  over  by  Colonel  H.  Norman 
Schwarzkopf.  It's  the  Colonel  you 
hear,  but  Phil  is  always  there  in  the 
background.  Last  March,  you  Gang 
Busters  fans  probably  remember,  it  was 
Schwartzkopf  who  took  Phil's  place 
when  the  latter  went  on  a  brief  vaca- 
tion. .  .  .  Until  he  resigned  in  1936, 
Schwarzkopf  was  superintendent  of  the 
New  Jersey  State  Police  for  sixteen 
years.  He  came  into  national  prom- 
inence in  connection  with  the  Lind- 
bergh case.  .  .  .  Phil,  incidentally,  is 
nursing  along  a  new  program  idea  which 
may  hit  the   airwaves  soon  if  it  hasn't 


done  so  already  by  the  time  you  read 
this  page  of  Your  Almanac.  It's  nothing 
less  than  a  show  presenting  the  parents, 
brothers  and  sisters  of  famous  people  on 
the  air,  to  tell  how  they  acted  when 
they  were  little.  Personally,  we  always 
get  embarrassed  when  we  hear  our 
mother  talking  about  the  cute  things 
we  did  when  we  were  little.  .  .  .  You 
won't  hear  it  on  the  air,  but  there's  a 
convention  winding  up  today  that's  im- 
portant to  every  listener — the  annual 
meeting  of  the  National  Association  of 
Broadcasters,  in  Washington. 

February  23:  Just  room  to  remind 
you  of  one  Wednesday  highlight  you 
might  miss  otherwise — the  Curtis  Insti- 
tute of  Music  broadcast,  on  CBS  at 
4:00. 

47 


All   time   in   Eastern   Standard 
8:00   A.    M. 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm   Claire 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:   Dick  Leibert 

NBC-Red:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
9:00 

CBS:  Dear  Columbia 

NBC-Blue:   Breakfast  Club 

NBC-Red:   Women  and   News 
9:15 

NBC-Red:    Frank    Luther 
9:30 

CBS:  The  Road  of  Life 

UBS:  Journal  of  Living 
9:45 

CBS:    Bachelor's  Children 

NBC-Red:    Dan   Harding's  Wife 
10:00 

CBS:    Pretty    Kitty    Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Mar  gut  of  Castlewood 

NBC-Red:    Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and  Marge 

NBC-Blue:    Aunt    Jemima 

NBC-Red:  John's  Other  Wife 
!0:30 

CBS:  Emily  Post 

NBC-Blue:    Attorney-at-Law 

NBC-Bed:  Just  Plain   Bill 
10:45 

CBS:   Ma   Perkins 

NBC-Blue:   Kitchen  Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Woman   in   White 
11:00 

CBS:    Mary   Lee  Taylor 

NBC-Blue:   Mary  Marlin 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 
II  :I5 

CBS:   Carol    Kennedy's   Romance 

NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 

NBC-Bed:    Backstage    Wife 
11:30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Bed:   Homemaker's   Exchange 
II  :45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

MBS:    Myra    Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:    Mystery  Chef 
12:00   Noon 

CBS:    Mary    Margaret    McBride 

NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15   P.    M. 

CBS:    Edwin    C.    Hill 

NBC-Red:   The  O'Neills 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance   of   Helen   Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:   Our  Gal   Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:    Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:    Hymns 
1:30 

CBS:  Arnold  Grimm's  Daughter 

NBC-Red:   Words  and    Music 
1:45 

CBS:  Hollywood  in  Person 
2:00 

NBC-Red:   NBC  Music  Guild 
2:15 

CBS:  The  O'Neills 

NBC-Blue:   Let's  Talk   It  Over 
2:30 

CBS:   School  of  the  Air 

NBC-Red:   Alissa    Keir 
2:45 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 

CBS:   Theater    Matinee 

NBC-Red:    Pepper    Young's   Family 
3:15 

NBC-Blue:    Eastman    Music    School 

NBC-Red:    Ma   Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:  U.  S.  Army  Band 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3  :45 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:00 

CBS:  Science  Service 

NBC-Blue:  Club  Matinee 

NBC-Red:    Lorenzo   Jones 
4:15 

CBS:    Ted    Malone 

NBC-Red:   Mary  Marlin 
4:30 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 

NBC-Red:    Rush    Hughes 
4:45 

NBC-Red:    Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:  Follow  the  Moon 

NBC-Blue:  The  Four  of  Us 

NBC-Red:    Dick   Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Don    Winslow 
5:30 

NBC-Blue:  Singing  Lady 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 
5  "45 
'CBS:   Hilltop   House 

NBC-Blue:   Tom    Mix 

NBC-Red:    Little  Orphan   Annie 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell    Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic   Melodies 

NBC-Blue:  Easy  Aces 

NBC-Red:   Amos   'n'   Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Hollywood   Screenscoops 

NBC-Blue:   Mr.   Keen 

NBC-Red:   Vocal    Varieties 
7:30 

CBS:   We,   The   People 
8:00 

CBS:   Kate  Smith 

NBC-Red:   Rudy  Vallee 
8:30 

NBC-Blue:   March  of  Time 
9:00 

CBS:    Major    Bowes    Amateurs 

NBC-Blue:    NBC    Concert    Hour 

NBC-Red:   Good    News  of    1938 
9:30 

NBC-Blue:  America's  Town  Meeting 
10:00 

CBS:    Tish 

NBC-Red:   Kraft  Music   Hall 
10:30 

CBS:    Victor    Bay's   Orchestra 

NBC-Blue:   NBC  Jamboree 
11:15 

NBC-Blue:    Elza    Schallert 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


<Jkutodcuf'$ 

HIGHLIGHTS 


By 

Jim 
Ameche 


Take  stock  of  the  rumors  you  hear  before  you  take  stock  in  them. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Jan.  27 


T  F  any  member  of  your  family  is  a 
fight  fan  you  needn't  expect  to  get 
your  hands  on  the  radio  dials  tonight, 
because  they'll  be  set  to  the  nearest 
NBC  station,  waiting  for  the  broadcast 
of  the  fight  between  Tommy  Farr  and 
Jimmy  Braddock.  Madison  Square 
Garden,  New  York,  is  the  scene  of  the 
battle  and  NBC  has  the  exclusive  rights 
to  broadcast  it.  .  .  .  If  you  don't  care 
for  fights,  there  are  plenty  of  other 
things  you  can  wrap  your  ears  around 
tonight — George  McCall's  Hollywood 
Set  eenscoops  on  CBS  at  7:15.  .  .  .  We, 
the  People  on  the  same  network  at 
7:30,  with  Gabriel  Heatter  bringing  a 
fresh  batch  of  unusual  human  beings  to 
the  microphone.  .  .  .  Rudy  Vallee  on 
NBC-Red  at   8:00,   followed   by   Good 


News  of  1938  on  the  same  network  at 
9:00.  ...  If  you've  never  stumbled 
across  America's  Town  Meeting  of  the 
Air,  on  NBC-Blue  at  9:30,  consider 
yourself  guided  there  tonight  by  Your 
Almanac.  .  .  .  First  you'll  hear  well- 
known  speakers  discuss  both  sides  of  a 
controversial  question  of  the  day;  then 
you'll  hear  the  audience  get  to  its  feet 
and  start  to  heckle  these  same  speakers. 
And  there's  nothing  backward  about  the 
heckling,  either.  Before  the  hour's 
broadcast  is  ended,  you'll  be  likely  to 
hear  a  bitter  three-cornered  argument. 
.  .  .  Flash!  Just  as  your  Almanac  goes  to 
press  comes  news  that  the  Farr-Brad- 
dock  fight  has  been  set  forward  to  Jan. 
21.  Our  deep  apologies  for  a  mistake 
over    which    we    have    no    control. 


Tommy  Farr  fights 
Jim  Braddock  tonight 
in  Madison  Square 
Garden — over     NBC. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Feb.  3 


Frances  Carlon,  lead- 
ing lady  in  the  new 
daily  serial  on  NBC- 
Blue,  Attorney-at-Law. 


HTMME  you  were  meeting  the  cast  of 
the  new  five-a-week  serial,  Attorney- 
at-Law,  heard  on  NBC-Blue  today  and 
every  other  week-day  at  10:30  A.M., 
E.S.T.  .  .  .  They're  Frances  Carlon, 
Jim  Ameche,  June  Meredith,  Lucy  Gill- 
man,  Fred  Sullivan  and  Grace  Lock- 
wood.  First,  Frances  Carlon,  who  plays 
Sally  Dunlap,  Jim's  secretary.  She 
came  to  radio  after  distressing  experi- 
ences on  the  stage  and  in  Hollywood. 
A  member  of  a  touring  theatrical 
troupe,  she  found  herself  stranded  in 
Iowa.  When  she  got  out  of  that  situa- 
tion she  secured  a  part  in  a  Broadway 
show  which  flopped.  So  she  went  to 
Hollywood,  where  she  was  put  under 
contract  by  one  of  the  big  companies. 
That  would  have  been  nice,  except  that 


for  a  year  she  sat  around  doing  nothing 
but  collect  her  pay  check.  The  contract 
ran  out,  and  she  headed  east  again — got 
as  far  as  Chicago  and  broke  into  radio 
by  reading  commercial  announcements. 
Then  came  bit  parts,  and  now,  in  At' 
torney-at-Law,  her  first  leading  role. 
.  .  .  Fran's  hoping  that  playing  oppo- 
site the  young  Ameche  will  be  as  lucky 
for  her  as  playing  opposite  his  older 
brother  was  for  such  stars  as  June 
Meredith,  Anne  Seymour,  Barbara  Lud- 
dy  and  Betty  Lou  Gerson.  They  were 
all  unknown  when  they  made  their  de- 
buts   with      Don      Ameche and      now 

they're  all  prominent  radio  actresses. 
....  Grace  Lockwood  plays  Jim's 
mother;  Fred  Sullivan  plays  his  father; 
and  Lucy   Gillman   his  sister. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Feb.  10 


'"PODAY,  let  Your  Almanac  introduce 
you  to  Jim  Ameche,  who  plays  Ter- 
ry Regan,  hero  of  Attorney-at-Law  on 
NBC-Blue  at  10:00  A.M.  .  .  .  Jim's  no 
radio  newcomer,  because  for  some  time 
he's  been  Jack  Armstrong  in  the  serial 
of  that  name  and  for  several  months 
he's  handled  the  leading  roles  in  the 
Grand  Hotel  plays.  .  .  .  He's  Don 
Ameche's  brother,  and  looks  a  lot  like 
him,  but  his  radio  success  came  entirely 
through  his  own  efforts,  without  any  of 
Don's  influence  to  help  him.  .  .  .  He's 
twenty-three  years  old,  and  like  Don, 
he  was  born  in  Kenosha,  Wisconsin. 
Also  like  Don,  he  made  his  radio  debut 
in  Chicago.  Last  summer,  when  he 
visited  his  older  brother  in  Hollywood, 
there  was  some   talk  of  having  the  two 


of  them  appear  together  on  Don's  radio 
show;  but  it  had  to  be  dropped,  because 
their  voices  were  so  much  alike.  They 
were  afraid  listeners  would  be  confused 
or  think  a  trick  was  being  played  on 
them.  .  .  .  Jim  is  quieter  than  Don, 
less  easy  to  get  acquainted  with,  but 
just  as  friendly  once  you  get  to  know 
him.  In  school  he  spent  less  time  in 
athletics  than  Don,  more  in  studying 
and  debating.  For  two  years  he  was  on 
the  debating  team  which  won  the  Wis- 
consin state  medal.  .  .  .  He  has  a  pas- 
sion for  looking  at  new  cars  in  automo- 
bile shows,  and  has  spent  as  much  as 
five  hours  at  a  time  gloating  over  new 
models.  .  .  .  Incidentally,  next  month 
Radio  Mirror  will  have  a  grand  fea- 
ture  story  about  the  two  Ameches. 


Don  Ameche's  younger 
brother  Jim  becomes 
a  star  in  the  Attor- 
ney-at-Law   program. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  Feb.  17  and  24 


June  Meredith,  of  the 
Attorney-at-Law  ser- 
ial, once  was  leading 
lady  for  Don  Ameche. 


E^ebruary  17:  To  complete  this  gal- 
*~  lery  of  Attorney-at-Law  stars — 
here's  June  Meredith,  who  plays  Dorothy 
Wallace  Webb  in  the  serial.  .  .  .  Play- 
ing opposite  an  Ameche's  no  novelty  to 
June,  because  she  was  Don's  co-star  in 
his  first  sponsored  night-time  show. 
She's  been  on  the  stage,  both  in  New 
York  and  on  tour.  Her  radio  bow  came 
during  a  vacation  trip  to  her  home  in 
Chicago.  .  .  .  She'd  turned  down  sev- 
eral chances  to  go  on  the  air  because 
she  didn't  think  she'd  be  any  good,  but 
finally  consented  when  the  sudden  ill- 
ness of  another  actress  made  a  substi- 
tute necessary.  She  was  not  only  good, 
but  excellent,  and  has  been  kept  busy 
in  front  of  the  microphone  ever  since. 
February  24:    Do  you  want  to  know 


how  to  go  about  opening  a  shop?  Then 
listen  to  Alissa  Keir,  on  NBC-Red  at 
2:30  this  afternoon.  She'll  tell  you 
how  to  do  it — and,  what's  more,  how  to 
make  it  pay.  .  .  .  The  Tish  sketches 
have  changed  their  time,  to  tonight  at 
10:00.  .  .  .  Did  you  know  that  Mary 
Margaret  McBride  is  on  five  times  a 
week  now,  instead  of  only  three?  Mon- 
day through  Friday  at  noon,  on  CBS. 
...  If  you're  a  fan  of  Good  News  oi 
1938,  on  NBC-Red  at  9:00,  better  lis- 
ten in  every  week  and  enjoy  it  while 
you  can — there's  talk  going  the  rounds 
that  it  may  not  be  a  permanent  fixture 
of  the  airwaves.  By  the  time  you  read 
this,  Charlie  Winninger  may  have  been 
called  in  to  be  a  week-to-week  member 
of  the  cast,  too. 


48 


All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00   A.    M. 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm   Claire 
8:15 
NBC-Blue:  William   Meeder 
NBC-Bed:    Good    Morning    Melodies 
9:00 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 
NBC-Red:   Women  and   News 
9:15 

NBC-Red:   Frank   Luther 
9:30 

CBS:  The   Road  of  Life 
9 :45 
CBS:    Bachelor's    Children 
NBC-Red:    Dan    Harding's    Wife 
10:00 
CBS:   Pretty   Kitty   Kelly 
NBC-Blue:   Margot  of  Castlewood 
NBC-Red:  Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 
CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 
NBC-Blue:  Aunt  Jemima 
NBC-Red:   John's   Other   Wife 
10:30 
CBS:  Tony  Wons 
NBC-Blue:  Attorney-at-Law 
NBC-Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
10:45 
CBS:  Ma  Perkins 
NBC-Blue:   Kitchen  Cavalcade 
NBC-Red:   Woman   in  White 
11:00 
NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marlin 
NBC-Red:   David   Harum 
11:15 
CBS:   Carol    Kennedy's   Romance 
NBC-Blue:   Pepper  Young's   Family 
NBC-Red:    Backstage   Wife 
11:30 
CBS:   Big   Sister 
NBC-Blue:   Vic  and  Sade 
NBC-Red:   How  to  Be  Charming 
II  :45 
CBS:   Aunt  Jenny's   Life  Stories 
MBS:    Myra    Kingsley 
NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 
NBC-Red:   Hello  Peggy 
12:00   Noon 
CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 
NBC-Blue:   Time  for  Thought 
NBC-Red:    Girl    Alone 
12:15 
CBS:   Edwin  C.   Hill 
NBC-Red:   The   O'Neills 
12:30 
CBS:   Romance  of  Helen  Trent 
NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:    Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:   Betty  Crocker 
1:30 
CBS:  Arnold   Grimm's   Daughter 
NBC-Red:   Words  and   Music 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 
NBC:    Music   Appreciation 
2:15 

CBS:  The  O'Neills 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 
2:45 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 
NBC-Blue:    Radio    Guild 
NBC-Red:  Pepper  Young's  Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:   Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:  Jeannie  Peabody 
NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:00 

NBC-Blue:   Club   Matinee 
NBC-Red:  Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 
CBS:   Ted    Malone 
NBC-Red:    Mary   Marlin 
4:30 

CBS:   The   Goldbergs 
NBC-Red:    Rush    Hughes 
4:45 

CBS:  Dr.  Allan  R.  Dafoe 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the  Moon 
NBC-Blue:    Neighbor   Nell 
NBC-Red:   Dick  Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:  Life  of  Mary  Sothern 
NBC-Blue:    Don   Winslcw 
5:30 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 
5 '45 

CBS:   Hilltop   House 
NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 
NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan   Annie 
6:30 

Press- Radio   News 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:  Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:    Poetic    Melodies 
NBC-lied:  Amos  'n'  Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Arthur   Godfrey 
NBC-Blue:   Dr.    Karl    Reiland 
NBC -Bed:   Uncle   Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:  Lum  and  Abner 
NBC-Red:    Hendrik   W.   Van   Loon 
7:45 

CBS:   Boake  Carter 
NBC-Red:    Bughouse    Rhythm 
8:00 

CBS:   Hammerstein   Music   Hall 
NBC-Blue:   Grand   Central   Station 
NBC-Red:    Cities   Service   Concert 
8:30 

CBS:   Paul  Whiteman's  Orch. 
NBC-Blue:   Death   Valley   Days 
9:00 

CBS:   Hollywood   Hotel 
NBC-Red:   Waltz  Time 
9:30 
NBC-Blue:   Tommy   Dorsey   Orch. 
NBC-Red:  True   Story   Hour 
10:00 
CBS:  Song  Shop 
NBC-Red:    First   Nighter 
10:30 
MBS:  The  Lone  Ranger 
NBC-Red:    Jimmie    Fidler 
'0:45 
NBC-Red:   Dorothy  Thompson 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


HIGHLIGHTS 


By 

Raymond 
Paige 


When  you've  reached  one  goal  don't  forget  to  reach  for  a  new  one. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Jan.  28 


C*\  N  this  page  Your  Almanac  is  trying 
^"^  a  new  stunt  by  devoting  practi- 
cally all  of  the  space  to  one  program 
and  the  people  in  it.  The  show:  The 
Woman  in  White,  the  serial  by  Irna 
Phillips  which  replaced  Today's  Chil- 
dren early  this  month  on  NBC-Red  at 
10:45  A.M.  Today's  Children  was  the 
leader  among  daytime  serials  in  popu- 
larity, and  since  The  Woman  in  White 
is  by  the  same  author,  sponsored  by 
the  same  firm,  it's  something  you  ought 
to  start  listening  to  right  away.  .  .  . 
The  Woman  in  White  herself,  Karen 
Adams,  is  played  by  Luise  Barclay. 
Like  most  actresses  in  Chicago  radio, 
Luise  is  a  Don  Ameche  alumna — got 
her  first  professional  radio  experience 
playing    opposite    him.      You've    heard 


her  before  now  as  Hope  Carter  in 
Modern  Cinderella,  which  isn't  on  the 
air  any  longer.  .  .  .  Born  in  Philadel- 
phia twenty-four  years  ago,  she  wanted 
to  be  a  concert  pianist,  and  took 
courses  at  the  Cincinnati  and  Phila- 
delphia conservatories.  .  .  .  Her  first 
job  was  playing  an  organ  in  a  church, 
and  with  her  first  week's  salary 
she  went  out  and  bought  a  book  called 
"How  to  Play  the  Organ."  .  .  .  The 
Woman  in  White  is  about  a  nurse  and 
her  experiences  in  a  big  hospital,  and 
it's  interesting  to  know  that  the  rea- 
son Irna  Phillips  decided  to  write  it 
was  that  she  herself  spent  four  months 
in  a  hospital.  While  she  was  there 
she  came  to  realize  just  how  big  a 
nurse's  job  is. 


Star  of  The  Woman  in 
White,  on  NBC-Red  at 
10:45  A.M.  five  days 
a  week — Luise  Barclay. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Feb.  4 


Macdonald  Carey  is 
Dr.  Lee  Markham,  the 
leading  man  in  NBC's 
The  Woman  in  White. 


'Tp  HE  leading  man  in  The  Woman  in 
■*■  White,  Macdonald  Carey,  is  rapidly 
getting  to  the  point  where  he's  the  first 
person  radio  producers  think  of  when 
they  want  to  cast  the  part  of  a  young 
doctor.  He  had  the  title  role,  that  of 
Dr.  Glenn  Warner,  in  Young  Hickory, 
and  now  in  Woman  in  White  he  plays 
Dr.  Lee  Markham,  .  .  .  Also,  he's 
the  First  Nighter  in  the  weekly  show 
of  that  name,  which  hasn't  much  to 
do  with  the  medical  profession  but  is 
a  part  he  does  very  well  just  the  same. 
.  .  .  Born  in  Sioux  City,  Iowa,  Mac- 
donald was  educated  at  the  University 
of  Iowa,  where  he  made  a  name  for 
himself  in  the  campus  little  theater. 
It  didn't  take  him  long  after  that  to 
get  to  Chicago  and  begin  getting  radio 


jobs.  .  .  .  Besides  acting,  Macdonald 
writes  plays  himself  and  hopes  some 
day  to  produce  them.  He's  a  bachelor, 
six  feet  tall,  with  brown  eyes  and  dark 
hair.  He  doesn't  think  the  number  13 
is  unlucky,  and  no  wonder — he  was 
born  on  March  13,  1913,  made  his 
radio  debut  on  Friday  the  thirteenth, 
and  drives  a  car  with  13  in  its  license 
number.  .  .  .  Besides  The  Woman  in 
White,  there  are  plenty  of  other  things 
for  you  to  listen  to  today — Dr.  Dam- 
rosch's  Music  Apprecia  tion  course  on 
both  NBC  networks  at  2:00  this  after- 
noon. .  .  .  Dr.  Dafoe  on  CBS  at  4:45, 
Follow  the  Moon  at  5:00,  and  The 
Life  of  Mary  Sothern  at  5:15.  .  .  . 
Dr.  Karl  Reiland  on  NBC-Blue  at 
7:15. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Feb.  11 


T^O  go  with  our  quick  review  of 
-*-  %The  Woman  in  White  —  Ruth 
Bailey,  who  plays  Alice  Day,  the 
heroine's  roommate,  is  a  Vassar  Col- 
lege graduate.  .  .  .  She  was  born 
in  the  same  state  as  Luise  Barclay — 
in  Pittsburgh,  Pa.,  and  was  educated 
in  private  boarding  schools  before  she 
went  to  Vassar.  Also  like  Luise,  she 
first  intended  to  be  a  concert  pianist, 
and  then  switched  to  the  stage,  going 
to  Pasadena  and  becoming  a  member 
of  the  famous  Pasadena  Playhouse 
acting  company.  She  made  several 
movie  shorts  while  she  was  on  the 
West  Coast  too — then  came  to  Chicago 
with  the  Goodman  Theater,  auditioned 
for  radio,  and  went  on  the  air.  She's 
unmarried,    blonde,    and    very    pretty. 


.  .  .  Willard  Farnum,  who  got  his 
radio  start  because  he  looked  like 
Harold  Teen  of  the  comic  strips,  plays 
the  part  of  John  Adams,  the  heroine's 
brother.  .  .  .  Tonight,  don't  forget 
to  Ii<=r-n  to  Paul  Whiteman  at  8:30 
on  CBS,  broadcasting  now  from  New 
York.  His  variety  show  has  guest 
stars,  Oliver  Wakefield  and  Deems 
Taylor,  plus  the  incomparable  White- 
man  music.  .  .  .  The  old  True  Story 
Court  of  Human  Relations  has  changed 
its  name  to  A.  L.  Alexander's  True 
Story  Hour,  but  it's  on  at  the  same 
time — 9:30  on  NBC-Red — and  it's 
just  as  good  as  it  ever  was,  if  not 
better.  .  .  .  And  late  tonight  there 
are  Jimmie  Fidler  at  10:30  and  Doro- 
thy Thompson  at   10:45  on  NBC-Red. 


Playing  the  part  of 
Alice  Day,  Ruth  Bai- 
ley is  second  lead  in 
The  Woman  in  White. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Feb.  18 


The  heroine's  sister 
Betty  in  The  Woman 
in  White  is  played 
by    Antonia     Gillman. 


f~\  NLY  seventeen  years  old,  Antonia 
^^  Gillman  won  one  of  radio's  high- 
est honors  when  she  was  cast  for  the 
role  of  Betty  Adams  in  The  Woman 
in  White.  She  was  brought  back  to 
Chicago  to  play  the  part  at  the  ex- 
press wish  of  Author  Irna  Phillips. 
.  .  .  She  made  her  debut  on  the  air 
eight  years  ago  in  a  show  written 
by  Miss  Phillips.  Her  ambition  even 
then,  when  she  was  only  nine,  was  to 
be  a  great  stage  actress,  and  Miss 
Phillips  encouraged  and  coached  her. 
The  result  was  that  after  four  years 
Tony  went  to  New  York,  did  quite  a 
bit  of  work  in  Broadway  productions, 
including  one  leading  role.  After- 
wards, she  went  to  Hollywood  and  was 
cast  in  several  big-time  radio  shows — 


maybe  you  remember  her  as  Mrs. 
Wallington  on  the  Eddie  Cantor  pro- 
gram. But  when  Miss  Phillips  wrote 
the  part  of  Betty,  she  couldn't  see 
anybody  playing  it  but  Tony,  so  now 
she's  back  with  her  first  radio  friend. 
Tony  still  studies  under  a  private 
tutor,  taking  lessons  in  art,  French, 
dramatics,  and  the  history  of  the  thea- 
ter. She  isn't  much  interested  in 
boys  or  marriage,  but  spends  most  of 
her  time  thinking  about  her  work  and 
how  to  do  a  better  job  of  it.  She's 
the  elder  sister  of  Lucy  Gillman,  who's 
also  doing  right  well  for  herself  in 
radio.  .  .  .  You  can  hear  Hendrik 
Willem  Van  Loon,  the  famous  author, 
tonight  and  every  Friday  at  7:30  on 
NBC-Red. 

49 


All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 

8:00   A.    M. 

NBC-Blue:  Southernaires 
NBC-Iled:  Malcolm  Claire 

8:15 

NBC-Blue:   Dick  Leibert 
NBC-Bed:    Good    Morning    Melodies 

9:00 

CBS:    Roy   Block 
NBC-Blue:   Breakfast  Club 
NBC-Red:  The  Wise  Man 

9:15 

NBC-Red:   Sunshine   Express 

9:30 

MBS:   Journal  of   Living 

9:45 
'CBS:    Fiddler's   Fancy 
NBC-Red:   Landt  Trio 

10:00 
CBS:  Fred  Feibel 
NBC-Blue:   Breen  and   De  Rose 
NBC-Red:  Amanda  Snow 

10:15 
NBC-Blue:  Swing  Serenade 
NBC-Red:  Charioteers 

10:30 
CBS:  Let's  Pretend 
NBC-Blue:  The  Child   Grows   Up 
NBC-Red:   Manhatters 

11:00 
CBS:. Symphony  Concert 
NBC-Red:    Florence    Hale    Forum 

11:15 
NBC-Blue:    Minute    Men 
NBC-Red:  Ford  Rush,  Silent  Slim 

11:30 
NBC-Blue:  Our   Barn 
NBC-Red:    Half  Past   Eleven 

12:00  Noon 
NBC-Blue:  Call  to  Youth 
NBC-Bed:  Abram  Chasins 

12:30 
CBS:   George   Hall  Orch. 
NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
NBC -Red:   Rex  Battle's  Orch. 

1:00 
NBC-Red:    Don    Bestor   Orch. 

1:30 
CBS:   Buffalo  Presents 
NBC-Blue:    Club    Matinee 
NBC-Red:   Campus  Capers 

1:55 
NBC-Blue:   Metropolitan  Opera 

2:00 

CBS:   Madison   Ensemble 
NBC-Red:   Jimmy   Dorsey  Orch. 


2:30 
NBC 

Red: 

Your   Host  is 

Buffalo 

2:45 
CBS: 

Merrymakers 

3:00 

NBC-Red: 

Golden    Melodies 

3:30 

NBC 

Red: 

Gale   Page 

4:15 
CBS 

Ted 

Malone 

4:45 
CBS: 

Four 

Clubmen 

5:00 
CBS: 

Story  of  Industry 

5:30 

NBC-Red:  Stamp  Collectors 

5  :45 

CBS:  Coolidge  Quartet 
NBC-Red:    Lang  Thompson  Orch. 

6:00 

CBS:  Chorus  Quest 

6:05 

NBC-Blue:   Weber's   Orch. 
NBC-lied:   El  Chico   Revue 

6:30 

CBS:   Syncopation    Piece 
NBC:   Press- Radio  News 

6:35 
NBC-Blue:    Alma    Kitchell 
NBC-Red:   Sports   Question    Box 

6:45 

NBC-Blue:  Johnny  O'Brien  Orch. 
NBC-Red:   Religion   in  The  News 

7:00 

CBS:  Saturday  Swing  Session 
NBC-Blue:   Message  of  Israel 
NBC-Red:  Kaltenmeyer's  Kindergar- 
ten 

7:30 

CBS:   Carborundum    Band 
NBC-Blue:     Uncle     Jim's     Question 

Bee 
NBC-Red:   Linton   Wells 

7:45 

NBC-Red:  Jean   Sablon 

8:00 

CBS:    Columbia    Workshop 
NBC-Red:    Robert   Ripley 

8:30 

CBS:  Johnny  Presents 
Nl!C-Bluc:  Spelling   Bee 
NBC-Bed:   Jack   Haley 

9:00 

CRS:  Professor  Quiz 

NBC-Blue:    National    Barn    Dance 

NBC-Red:  Al   Roth  Orch. 

9:30 

CBS:   Your  Pet  Program 
NBC-Red:    Special    Delivery 

10:00 
CBS:    Your   Hit   Parade 
NBC:   Arturo  Toscanini 

11:00 
CBS:    Dance   Music 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


By 

Bruce 
Kamman 


To  keep  out  of  war — fight  for  peoce. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Jan.  29 


A  S  usual,  the  last  day  of  the  week 
^-*-  is  crammed  full  of  classical  music. 
Besides  the  regular  Metropolitan  Opera 
broadcast  on  NBC-Blue  at  2:00  in  the 
afternoon  and  the  Toscanini  Symphony 
concert  on  all  NBC  stations  at  10:00 
tonight,  the  day  offers  two  other  sym- 
phonic programs  ....  At  11:00  this 
morning,  the  New  York  Philharmonic 
plays  in  a  young  people's  concert,  with 
Rudolph  Gam  doing  the  conducting 
and  talking  about  music.  The  network 
is  CBS.  .  .  .  And  at  9:15  tonight, 
E.S.T.,  Mutual  has  the  Chicago  Or- 
chestra, conducted  by  Dr.  Frederick 
Stock,  in  a  concert  that  lasts  until 
11:00.  ...  At  3:30  this  afternoon, 
on  NBC-Red,  Gale  Page  goes  on  the 
air    in    her    singing    capacity.        She's 


equally  effective  as  an  actress,  as  her 
performance  of  Gloria  Marsh  in  the 
recently-departed  Today's  Children 
showed.  And  besides  being  both 
actress  and  singer,  Gale  could  win  a 
beauty  contest  if  she  wanted  to  try. 
In  private  life  she's  the  socialite  daugh- 
ter of  a  bank  president,  the  wife  of  a 
Chicago  investment  banker,  and  a 
member  of  the  Junior  League.  Her 
real  name  is  Mrs.  Frederick  Tritschlar, 
and  she  was  already  married  before 
she  made  her  radio  debut  in  1932. 
That  happened  when  she  made  a  visit 
to  her  former  home  in  Spokane,  Wash- 
ington. She  liked  the  work  so  much 
that  when  she  returned  to  Chicago  she 
applied  to  KYW  for  a  singing  job,  and 
got   it. 


Singer  -  actress  Gale 
Page  is  on  the  air 
today  in  her  musical 
capacity  —  NBC-Red. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Feb.  5 


Forest  Boone  is  the 
man  who  chants  the 
gibberish  that  opens 
the    Hit    Parade  show. 


LISTEN  to  the  chant  of  the  tobacco 
'  auctioneer  tonight  at  10:00  on 
CBS  as  the  Your  Hit  Parade  program 
gets  under  way.  .  .  .  The  auctioneer 
is  a  real  one,  not  an  actor,  and  his 
name  is  Forest  Boone.  Your  Almanac 
doesn't  know  whether  or  not  he's  a 
descendant  of  the  famed  Dan'l.  To- 
bacco buyers  know  what  he's  saying, 
even  if  you  don't.  .  .  .  Your  old  favor- 
ite Kaltenmeyer's  Kindergarten,  has 
lost  its  sponsor  and  changed  its  time, 
but  it's  still  on  the  air.  A  good  thing, 
too,  because  a  lot  of  people  wouldn't 
know  what  to  do  with  their  Saturdays 
if  they  couldn't  listen  to  the  professor 
and  his  obstreperous  charges.  Bruce 
Kamman  is  the  protessor,  and  Johnny 
Wolf,   Thor  Ericson,  Merrill  Fugit  are 


his  pupils  .  .  .  not  that  almost  any 
member  of  NBC's  Chicago  staff  isn't 
likely  to  show  up  on  the  Kindergarten 
show  at  a  minute's  notice.  It's  that 
kind  of  a  program.  .  .  .  Right  after 
the  Kindergarten,  on  the  same  net- 
work at  7:30,  comes  one  of  Your 
Almanac's  favorite  story-tellers  and 
commentators,  Linton  Wells.  .  .  .  And 
after  his  fifteen-minute  talk,  Jean  Sab- 
lon entertains  with  songs  sung  in  the 
distinctive  Sablon  manner.  It's  one  of 
radio's  mysteries  why  Monsieur  Sablon 
of  the  Boulevards  hasn't  been  hired 
by  a  sponsor — but  then  radio  has  never 
gone  in  very  heavily  for  imported  tal- 
ent, and  that  may  be  the  reason.  .  .  . 
Professor  Quiz  is  still  asking  those 
brain-twisters,   on  CBS  at  9:00. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Feb.  12 


LINCOLN'S  Birthday  .  .  .  and  the 
'  networks  will  honor  the  memory 
of  a  great  man  with  special  programs. 
.  .  .  Did  you  know  that  the  day  of 
Lincoln's  death,  April  15,  1865,  was 
the  twenty-eighth  anniversary  of  the 
day  he  began  to  practice  law  in 
Springfield,  Illinois?  The  plot  to  kill 
Lincoln  was  only  part  of  a  plan  to 
murder  several  prominent  Administra- 
tion leaders  of  the  day — at  the  same 
time  Lincoln  was  shot,  Secretary  Seward 
was  stabbed.  But  Lincoln's  murder 
was  the  only  one  that  was  carried  out 
successfully.  .  .  .  The  favorite  program 
of  many  people  for  many   years  is  on 

the  air  tonight  at  9:00,  on  NBC-Blue 

the  National  Barn  Dance,  with  Henry 
Burr,      Verne,     Lee     and     Mary;     the 


Hoosier  Hot  Shots;  Lulu  Belle  and 
Arkie;  Uncle  Ezra;  the  Maple  City 
Four;  and  Master  of  Ceremonies  Joe 
Kelly.  .  .  .  Henry  Burr  is  the  same 
Henry  Burr  you  used  to  hear  on  your 
phonograph — the  same  man  who  made 
the  first  record  of  "Pur  on  Your  Old 
Gray  Bonnet"  and  who  still  holds  the 
world's  record  for  the  sale  of  his  phono- 
graph records.  The  total:  more  than 
nine  million  black  wax  disks.  His  best 
seller  was  a  song  most  of  us  have 
probably  forgotten:  "Good  Night, 
Little  Girl,  Good  Night",  which  sold 
three  million  copies.  Other  favorites 
were  "Just  a  Baby's  Prayer  at  Twi- 
light" and  "Rose  of  No  Man's  Land". 
.  .  .  He's  been  on  the  Barn  Dance  five 
years    now. 


Henry  Burr,  Dean  of 
National  Barn  Dance, 
on  the  air  tonight 
at   9:00   on    NBC-Blue. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  Feb.  19 


Paul  Wing,  master  of 
the  Spelling  Bee  pro- 
gram broadcast  this 
evening   at  8:30   E.S.T. 


AFTER  tonight  there'll  be  only 
-"-  one  more  chance  to  hear  Arturo 
Toscanini  conduct  the  NBC  Symphony 
Orchestra — next  Saturday  night  he 
leads  his  last  concert — so  better  listen 
in  and  then  you  can  tell  your  grand- 
children you  once  listened  to  the 
greatest  musician  of  them  all.  .  .  .  And 
if  you've  been  wishing  you  could  be 
one  of  the  favored  few  who  are  ad- 
mitted to  the  studio,  to  watch  as  well 
as  listen,  here's  some  comfort:  You 
hear  the  music  much  better  in  your 
own  home,  over  your  loudspeaker,  than 
you  would  if  you  were  actually  pres- 
ent. The  studio  is  so  small  that  most 
of  the  listeners  are  closer  to  one  bank 
of  instruments  than  they  are  to  the 
others,   with   the   result   that   they   hear 


that  one  instrument  too  much  and 
the  others  too  little.  But  the  micro- 
phone blends  them  all  into  a  harmoni- 
ous whole,  to  the  benefit  of  your  liv- 
ing-room seat.  .  .  .  Those  white  satin 
programs  NBC  distributes  to  its  studio 
audiences  for  the  Maestro's  concerts 
aren't  entirely  swank — the  crackle  of 
paper  would  be  picked  up  by  the  micro- 
phone and  annoy  home  listeners.  On 
the  other  hand,  programs  printed  on 
blotting  paper  are  just  as  noiseless. 
....  Earlier  in  the  evening,  NBC 
has  another  kind  of  swell  program — 
Paul  Wing's  Spelling  Bee,  on  the 
Blue  network  at  8:30.  Paul  is  a  tall, 
friendly  man  who  likes  spelling  bees 
because  he  always  finds  out  something 
new  about  the  English  language. 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


This  New  Cream  with 
"S/zin-Wtamm 

firings  more  direct  aid  to  S&i/i  Beauty 


"Smooths  lines  out 
marvelously —  makes 
texture  seem  finer, 

Mrs.  Henry  Latrobe  Roosevelt,  Jr. 


Mrs.  Roosevelt  with  her  hunter,  Nutmeg. 

A  NEW  KIND  OF  CREAM  is  bring- 
ing new  aid  to  women's  skin! 

Women  who  use  it  say  its  regular 
use  is  giving  a  livelier  look  to  skin; 
that  it  is  making  texture  seem  finer; 
that  it  keeps  skin  wonderfully  soft 
and  smooth!  .  .  .  And  the  cream  they 
are  talking  about  is  Pond's  new  Cold 
Cream  with  "skin -vitamin." 

Essential  to  skin  health 

Within  recent  years,  doctors  have  learned 
that  one  of  the  vitamins  has  a  special  rela- 
tion to  skin  health.  When  there  is  not 
enough  of  this  "skin-vitamin"  in  the  diet, 
the  skin  may  suffer,  become  undernour- 
ished, rough,  dry,  old  looking! 

Pond's  tested  this  "skin-vitamin"  in 
Pond's  Creams  for  over  3  years.  In  animal 
tests,  skin  became  rough,  old  looking  when 
the  diet  was  lacking  in  "skin-vitamin." 
Rut  when  Pond's  "skin-vitamin"  Cold 
Cream  was  applied  daily,  it  became 
smooth,  supple  again — -in  3  weeks!  Then 
women  used  the  new  Pond's  Cold  Cream 


famous  for  her  beauty  here  and  abroad. 
"Pond's  new  ' skin  -vitamin''  Cold  Cream  is 
a  great  advance — a  really  scientific  beauty 
care.  Fll  never  be  afraid  of  sports  or  travel 
drying  my  skin,  with  this  new  cream  to  put 
the  'skin -vitamin''  back  into  it." 

(Right)  On  her  way  to  an  embassy  dinner  in  Washington 


with  "skin-vitamin"  in  it.  In  4  weeks  they 
reported  pores  looking  finer,  skin  smoother, 
richer  looking. 

Same  jars,  same  labels,  same  price 

Now  every  jar  of  Pond's  Cold  Cream  you 
buy  contains  this  new  cream  with  "skin- 
vitamin"  in  it.  You  will  find  it  in  the  same 
jars,  with  the  same  labels,  at  the  same  price. 
Use  it  the  usual  way.  In  a  few  weeks,  see  if 
there  is  not  a  smoother  appearing  texture,  a 
new  brighter  look. 


Tr*£ 


■  H&- 


TEST    IT    IN 
9    TREATMENTS 


Pond's,  Dept.  8RM-CP,  Clinton,  Conn.  Rush 
special  tube  of  Pond's  "skin-vitamin"  Cold  Cream, 
enough  for  9  treatments,  with  samples  of  2  other 
Pond's  "skin-vitamin"  Creams  and  5  different 
shades  of  Pond's  Face  Powder.  [  enclose  10c  to 
cover  postage  and  packing. 


Name- 


Street- 


City- 


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Copyright.  1938,  Pond's  Extract  Company 


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You  who  are  looking  for  beauty 
and  a  charming  personality,  what 
are  you  doing  about  your  smile? 


Jean   Dickenson's   proof  of  what  a  smile  can  do. 


Ray  Lee  Jackson 


By        JOYCE 
ANDERSON 


MARK  TWAIN  once  said, 
"Everybody  talks  about  the 
weather,  but  nobody  ever 
does  anything  about  it!"  Well, 
nowadays  everybody's  talking 
about  personality,  the  most  im- 
portant part  of  beauty — but  people 
are  definitely  doing  things  about  it, 
praise  be! 

When  you  get  right  down  to  it, 
what  is  personality?  Certainly,  it 
isn't  aloofness,  coldness,  or  down- 
right disagreeableness.  The  one 
thing  in  the  world  which  most  def- 
initely characterizes  it  is  a  smile — 
one  which  shows  willingness, 
cheerfulness,  honesty  and  friendli- 
ness. So — you  who  are  looking  for 
beauty,  eagerly  seeking  to  build  a 
charming  personality,  what  are 
you  doing  about  your  smile? 

"It's  rather  sad,"  observes  little 
Jean  Dickenson,  the  sensational 
young  coloratura  soprano  who's 
heard  with  Frank  Munn  on  NBC's 
American  Album  of  Familiar  Music 
Sunday  night,  "but  I  think  there 
would  be  many  more  smiles  in  the 
world  if  so  many  people  didn't 
have  inferiority  complexes  about 
their  teeth.  The  knowledge  that 
one's  teeth  are  just  a  little  crooked, 
or  not  quite  a  good  color,  has  killed 
many  a  smile  before  it  was  born. 
Worse  than  that,  it  dulls  the  whole 
personality  (Continued  on  page 90) 


RADIO     MIRROR     BEAUTY     PACE 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


NEW! ...  for  older  babies 

Clapp's  Chopped  Foods! 


win»StramedFoods'. 

sWs0UtTshuld,-p^re 

Wbat  now?  t*  ? 

^veget^es,  soups  a.^^ 

— - 


• 


Elizabeth  Harkrader  was  one  of  the  famous  test  group  of  babies  in  New 
Jersey  who  throve  and  grew  so  splendidly  on  Clapp's  Strained  Baby  Foods. 
Elizabeth  is  about  two  years  old  now,  and  it's  hard  to  say  which  was  more 
delighted  to  have  the  new  Clapp's  Chopped  Foods  .  .  .  Elizabeth  or  her  mother! 


"No!"  say  doctors.  Baby  specialists 
have  long  urged  Clapp's  to  make  more 
coarsely-divided  foods  for  older  babies  and 
small  children,  as  the  next  step  after  Clapp's 
Strained  Foods. 

They  say  that  while  older  babies  need 
coarser  foods,  they  still  need  uniform  tex- 
ture. Mothers  who  mash  foods  carefully 
often  get  them  too  fine  and  mothers  in  a 
hurry  often  leave  lumps  and  long  stems. 
Also,  few  home  kitchens  can  pressure-cook 
foods  to  save  vitamins. 

Only  the  new  Clapp's  Chopped  Foods 
offer  all  the  advantages  that  doctors  want. 


No!"  say  you  with  relief.  Mothers  and 
babies  are  just  as  pleased  with  the  new 
Clapp's  Chopped  Foods  as  doctors!  Who 
wants  to  begin  a  round  of  special  marketing 
and  cooking  and  preparation  — if  it  isn't 
necessary?... Or  even  wise! 

And  of  course  babies  love  the  new 
Chopped  Foods  — soon  learn  to  feed  them- 
selves. For  Chopped  Foods  have  the  same 
delicious  flavors  as  Clapp's  Strained  Foods, 
the  same  fresh  young  vegetables,  carefully 
seasoned. 

•Ask  your  doctor  when  to  promote  your  baby  from 
Clapp's  Strained  Foods  to  Clapp's  Chopped  Foods. 
Or  order  them  for  your  little  runabout  child  today. 
They're  at  your  dealer's— 8  varieties. 

FREE— booklet  about  the  new  Clapp's  Chopped  Foods  — 
also  valuable  information  about  diet  of  small  children.  Write 
to  Harold  H.  Clapp,  Inc.,  Dept.  BCM.  777  Mount  Read 
Blvd.,  Rochester,  N.  Y. 

Clapp's  Chopped  Foods 

Made  by  the  makers  of  Clapp's  Strained  Baby  Foods 


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By    ELEANOR    HOWE,    GUEST    EDITOR 


Prize  recipes  for  modern 
homemakers,  when  cook- 
ing time  is  short  and  the 
family  appetite  is  sharp 


DASH  here — dash  there — dash  home  to  prepare 
dinner.  That's  the  general  scheme  of  things  for 
the  modern  homemaker.  Wonder  if  she  realizes 
how  whole-heartedly  the  manufacturers  of  food  prod- 
ucts and  household  equipment  toe  the  mark  so  that 
she  conscientiously  may  continue  to  dash  here — dash 
there — and  dash  home  to  prepare  a  corking  good  "hold 
your  man"  dinner. 

Of  course  she  does,  for  Mrs.  Homemaker  is  the  one 
who  crusaded  for  soups  that  come  from  cans  rather 
than  soup  bones  and  for  main  course  dishes  that  are 
made  in  minutes.  And  she  got  'em!  She's  clever;  she 
capitalizes  on  every  short-cut- — uses  ready-cooked 
spaghetti  when  she  wants  hot  spaghetti  casserole  at  the 
drop  of  a  hat  and  makes  her  a  la  kings  with  a  cream 
soup  base — but  she  individualizes  each  little  "quickie" 
on  her  pantry  shelf  to  fit  her  own  particular  family's 
whims. 

With  all  this  in  mind,  I  am  happy  to  share  with  her  some 
of  my  favorite  time  saving  recipes  and  ideas,   and  I 


"Baconized"  Spaghetti 
in  Onion  Cups 
Cook  the  desired 
number  of  Bermuda 
onions  until  tender  but 
not  soft.  (Give  yourself 
a  break  by  cooking  the 
onions  in  the  morning, 
while  you're  washing 
the  breakfast  dishes  and 
dusting).  Drain  onions, 
and,  when  cool,  remove 
their  centers  to  form 
{Continued  on  page  88) 


Eleanor  Howe,  na- 
tionally known  home 
economist,  is  heard 
on  Homemakers'  Ex- 
change, NBC-Red, 
I  1 :30  a.m.,  Tuesday 
and  Thursday,  spon- 
sored by  the  Associ- 
ated    Ice     Industries. 


RADIO    MIRROR     COOKING     PACE 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


J? £uvu<e4  life 


I  simply  fled!  Escape — that  was  all  I 
could  think  of!  Just  to  get  away  from 
the  gaiety  and  music — that  marvelous 
music — of  my  first  college  prom!  After 
all,  when  you're  chafed  . .  .  dancing  isn't 
fun,  it's  agony! 


"Simpleton!"  said  Marge,  who  was  in  the  dressing-room 
making  minor  face  repairs.  "You'd  think  you  were  born 
in  the  dark  ages!  This  dance  came  at  the  wrong  time  for 
me,  too — but  you  don't  hear  me  complaining!  Haven't 
you  heard  about  Modess?" 


"Did  you  ask  for  Modess,  miss?"  said, 
the  maid  handing  Marge  a  blue  box. 
"Good,"  beamed  Marge.  "And  scissors 
too,  please  .  .  .  Now,  my  dear,  I'll  show 
you  two  good  reasons  why  you  should 
get  in  the  habit  of  saying  Modess  .  .  ." 


"See  this  filler?"  said  Marge— cutting 
a  pad  in  two.  "Feel  it  .  .  .  it's  fluffy  and 
soft  as  the  down  on  a  duck!  Modess  isn't 
made  up  of  crepey,  close-packed  layers 
— like  ordinary  napkins.  It's  so  much 
softer.  That's  why  Modess  doesn't  chafe !" 


"Now,  watch—"  continued  Marge, 
"here's  reason  number  two!  Modess  is 
also  saferl"  So  saying  —  she  took  the 
moisture-proof  backing  from  inside  a 
pad  and  poured  water  on  it.  Moisture- 
proof  is  right!  I  was  simply  amazed! 


"Well,  pet,"  said  Marge,  as  we  were  getting  our  wraps, 
several  hours  later,  "isn't  it  wonderful  what  a  difference 
being  comfortable  can  make  in  a  girl's  life!  By  the  way" 
— she  added — "here's  something  I  forgot  to  tell  you. 
You'll  find  Modess  costs  less,  in  most  places,  than  any 
other  nationally  known  napkin!" 


tef't+^te  4a&7~?/ so*,***  4tfa&0*  "/ 


IF  YOU   PREFER  A  SMALLER,  SLIGHTLY  NARROWER  PAD,  SAY  "JUNIOR  MODESS" 


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White  shirt,  no  hat, 
no  tails — Ray  Noble's 
rehearsal    costume. 


Top  right,  Olga  Baclan- 
ova  conducts  Mutual's 
International     Revue. 


FACING 

THE 
MUSIC 


Above,  Martha  Til- 
ton  swings  out  while 
Benny  Goodman  batons. 


B 


KEN 


A  L   D   E   N 


w, 


HAT'S  happened  to  the  Casa  Loma  boys?" 

Without  a  sponsor  this  season,  a  lot  of  lis- 
teners have  taken  it  for  granted  that  this 
famous  cooperative  orchestra  has  been  idle.  They 
couldn't  be  more  mistaken. 

Currently  playing  in  the  Hotel  New  Yorker  and  on 
the  air  via  CBS,  Casa  Loma  is  also  busy  making  elec- 
trical transcriptions  for  local  sponsors  and  recording 
weekly  for  Decca.  They  have  been  working  contin- 
uously for  the  last  fifty-two  weeks. 

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Last  summer  this  corporation  which  is  valued  at 
$250,000  broke  an  all-time  record  at  the  Hotel 
Adolphus  in  Dallas;  smashed  the  attendance  record  of 
Los  Angeles'  mammoth  Palomar  Ballroom,  eclipsing 
even  the  great  Goodman. 

Of  the  sixteen  men  who  comprise  the  personnel, 
eleven  are  equal  stockholders  and  invest  their  profits  in 
real  estate  in  Florida  and  New  Jersey. 

Once  an  original  member  leaves  the  band  he  is  paid 
out  his  share  in  cash.  Recently  (Continued  on  page  80) 


RADIO     MIRROR 


How  healthful  Double  Mint  Gum 
makes  ^o\)i^/Dcru^fe^ys^^ 

J.O  be  lovely,  charming,  attractive  to  both  men  and 
women  you  must  look  well  and  dress  well.  Now  Double 
Mint  helps  you  to  do  both.  Helps  make  you  doubly  lovely. 

Discriminating  women  who  choose 
becoming  clothes,  naturally  chew 
Double  Min  t  Gum . . .  Every  moment 
you  enjoy  this  delicious  gum  you 
beautify  your  lips,  mouth  and  teeth. 
Beauty  specialists  recommend  this  satisfying  non- 
fattening  confection.  It  gently  exercises  and  firms 
your  facial  muscles  in  Nature's  way.  . .  Millions  of 
women  chew  Double  Mint  Gum  daily  as  a  smart, 
modern  beauty  aid  as  well  as  for  the  pleasure 
derived  from  its  refreshing,  double-lasting  mint- 
flavor.  Be  lovely  the  Double  Mint  way.  Buy 
several  packages  today. 

Style,  what  you  wear  is  important; 

Double  Mint  Gum  asked  one  of  the 

greatest    designers   in    the   world, 

Elizabeth  Hawes,  New  York,  to  create 

for  you  the  smart,  becoming  dress 

that  you  see  on  this  page.  It  is  easy  to  make.  Double 

Mint  has  even  had  Simplicity  Patterns  put  it  into  a 

pattern  for  you.  It's  the  sort  of  dress  that  brings 

invitations  along  with  the  admiration  of  your 

friends.   So  that  you  may  see  how  attractive  it 

looks  on,  it  is  modeled  for  you  by  Hollywood's 

lovely  star,  Joan  Bennett. 

^-Thus  you  see  how  Double  Mint  Gum  makes  you  doubly 
lovely.  It  gives  you  added  charm,  sweet  breath,  beautiful  lips, 
mouth  and  teeth.  It  keeps  your  facial  muscles  in  condition  and 
enhances  the  loveliness  of  your  face  and  smile.  Enjoy  it  daily. 


beautiful  Hollywood  star  now 


appearing  in  "7  Met  My  Love  Again,"  a  Walter  W anger 
production — modeling  Double  Mint  dress . . 


.  designed  by  &&<?■££&■&£&■  ^nzco&i- 


57 


RADIO     MIRROR 


WHAT  DO  YOU  WANT  TO  KNOW? 


T  takes  a  quick  hand 
on  the  dial  these  days 
to  keep  up  with  pop- 
ular radio  actors  as  they 
move  into  new  pro- 
grams and  roles.  This 
month  brought  stardom 
to  that  fast-climbing 
lad,  Jim  Ameche,  who 
had  already  won  his  ju- 
venile laurels  as  Jack 
Armstrong.  On  Janu- 
ary 3,  Jim  took  over  the 
leading  role  of  Terry 
Regan  in  the  new  day- 
time script  show,  Attor- 
ney-at-law.  Co-starring 
with  Jim  will  be  Fran- 
ces Carlon  as  Jim's  sec- 
retary, Sally  Dunlap. 
Frances  is  the  Chicago 
radio  starlet  you  have 
met  as  Patty  Moran  of 
Today's  Children  and  in 
the  title  role  of  Kitty 
Keene. 


The  medical  profes- 
sion gets  another  boost 
as  MacDonald  Carey, 
star  of  Young  Hickory, 
fills  his  second  doctor's 
role.  He  plays  Dr.  Lee 
Markham  in  The  Wo- 
man in  White,  which 
replaced  that  longtime 
favorite,  Today's  Chil- 
dren, on  January  3. 
Playing  the  lead  will  be 


Pretty    Kitty   Kelly   and   her   hero,    Michae 
Conway,  heard  Monday  to  Friday  over  CBS 


Luise  Barclay. 


And  have  you  Joan  Blaine  fans  noticed  that  Joan  is 
appearing  as  leading  lady  of  a  new  dramatic  series  on 
the  Gold  Medal  Hour?  So  far  it  is  heard  only  in  Chi- 
cago. 

*  *  -X- 

You'll  be  glad  to  hear,  too,  that  the  Maple  City  Four 
are  making  another  picture  with  Gene  Autry.  And 
that  the  Hoosier  Hotshots  will  appear  with  them. 


tery,  Patrick  Conway; 
Florence  Malone,  Mrs. 
Mogram;  Richard  Koll- 
mas,  Jack  Van  Orping- 
ton, and  John  Moore, 
British  Consul. 
*     *     * 

Rose,    May    &   Helen, 
Brooklyn,  N.  Y. — As  far 

as  I  know,  Winston 
Ross  is  not  singing  on 
the  radio.  While  he  was 
making  his  tour  with 
Lynn  Fontaine  and  Al- 
fred Lunt  last  season, 
he  made  several  radio 
appearances  in  various 
cities,  but  he  is  in  New 
York  at  present  and  is 
not  doing  any  profes- 
sional work  on  the  ra- 
dio. 


Mrs.  W.  Perry  Little, 
Frazeysburg,  O. — Your 
favorite  announcer  is 
one  of  the  busiest  these 
days.  Jean  Paul  King 
announces  Myrt  and 
Marge  on  the  Colum- 
bia network  Monday 
through  Friday;  also, 
the  On  Broadway  pro- 
gram Sunday  afternoons 
over  NBC.  He  is  fea- 
tured news  commenta- 
tor over  the  Mutual 
network  on  the  Daily  Information  Service  and 
main  commentator  of  the  News  of  the  Day  newsreel 
released  by  M-G-M  twice  each  week.  Just  to  make 
sure  he  has  no  leisure  time  problem,  he  is  making  a 
number  of  slide  films,  sound  films  and  recordings  and 
writes  magazine  articles.  In  addition,  he  has  a  large 
air-mail  stamp  collection  and  owns  an  interest  in  a 
stamp  business.  He  was  graduated  from  the  University 
of  Washington  in  1926,  and  in  1928  married  Mary 
Cogswell  of  Portland.     They  have  a  four-year-old  son. 


Pretty  Kitty  Kelly:  The  gay  and  affectionate  couple 
above  are  Arline  Blackburn  and  Clayton  Collyer,  the 
Kitty  Kelly  and  Mike  Conway  respectively  of  the  day- 
time serial,  Pretty  Kitty  Kelly.  Other  parts  are  played 
by  Charles  Webster  as  the  ship's  doctor;  Charles  Slat- 


Miss  B.  Smythe,  Sydney,  Australia — One  of  our  alert 
readers,  June  Logomarsino  of  San  Francisco,  Calif,  has 
written  us  that  Charles  Kaley,  about  whom  you  were 
asking  some  time  ago,  is  now  master  of  ceremonies  at 
San  Francisco's  Deauville  Club.    ( Continued  on  page  93 ) 


2. 

3. 

4. 

5. 
6. 
7. 

8. 
9. 


ANSWERS  TO   PROF.   QUIZ"  TWENTY  QUESTIONS 


He  sang  all  the  time  while  working  in  an  advertising  agency  as  a       10. 

very  young  man.    His  boss  advised  him  to  leave  in  order  to  devote       11. 

all  his  time  to  his  voice.  12. 

The  girls  who  compose   Phil  Spitalny's  band   on  the   Hour  ot  Charm 

program.  13. 

Mickey  Mouse,  heard  on  NBC  for  Pepsodent.  14. 

These  are  two  of  Hollywood's  most  famous  streets  and  the  corner       15. 

they  form  is  the  site  of  NBC's  new  buildings.  16. 

The  auctioneer  on  the  Lucky  Strike  program.  17. 

An  organ.  18. 

Hinds  Honey  and  Almond  Cream;   RCA;   Packard.  19, 
Edward  G.   Robinson,  on  CBS,  Tuesday  night. 

Wendell   Niles,   Bob   Trout,  Tiny   Ruffner.  20. 


Rudy  Vallee. 

Radio  Mirror,  beginning  with  this  issue. 

NBC  is  on  the  air  35  hours  a  day   (counting  its  two  networks),  and 
CBS  is  on   17'/2    hours. 
Virginia  Verrill. 

Arkansas,  and  it  is  the   home  of  Lum  and  Abner. 
Ace — Goodman   and  Jane. 

The  symphony  concerts  under  the  direction  of  Arturo  Toscanini. 
One    Man's    Family. 

Emily  Post  program,  on  CBS  Tuesdays  and  Thursdays  at  10:30  a.m. 
It   is   the   name    of   the   popularity    survey    taken    regularly   for   sub- 
scribers and  which  is  the  most  widely  quoted  poll  of  them  all. 
Kirsten  Flagstad. 


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THE  ANNOUNCER 

HE  was  plenty  tough 
when  he  was  play- 
ing tackle  for  the 
University  of  Colorado. 
He  was  six  feet,  two 
inches  tall,  and  weighed 
two  hundred  and  fifteen 
pounds. 

For  three  years,  1920 
to  1923,  he  was  a  tower- 
ing bulwark  in  the  Colo- 
rado line.  He  won  first 
string  mention,  two 
years  in  a  row,  on  the 
Rocky  Mountain  Con- 
ference Team. 

In  1923,  he  graduated 
and  went  out  to  have  a 
crack  at  the  world, 
instead  of  an  opposing 
line.  He  was  big,  and 
tough,  and  he  intended 
to  stay  that  way. 

When  Don  Wilson 
went  out  to  conquer  the 
world,  to  shape  it  closer 
to  his  heart's  desire,  he 
forgot  to  take  many 
things  into  account.  He 
thought  only  in  terms 
of  himself. 

Like  most  young  peo- 
ple starting  out  against 
the  world,  Don  failed  to 
see  the  possibility  of 
someone  else  altering 
his  life.  He  could  not 
be  expected  to  foresee 
then,  how  his  love  for 
someone  else  might  change  all  his  plans. 

What  the  world  did  to  Don  Wilson;  how  certain 
people,  and  one  person  in  particular,  changed  his 
views;  how  he  fought  against  taking  what  he  called, 
"sissy's  work;"  and  how  he  became  one  of  the  ace 
announcers  on  the  air,  is  one  of  the  most  interesting, 
amusing  and  vivid  tales  I  have  ever  heard! 

Shortly  after  Don  graduated  from  school,  he  took  a 
job  selling  vacuum  cleaners.  He  took  it  because  his 
roommate  had  advised  him  not  to. 

Wilson  went  from  house  to  house  selling  vacuum 
cleaners.  He  walked  cheerfully  up  and  down  almost 
every  street  that  Denver  had  to  offer — -and  amazingly 
enough,  he  actually  sold  vacuum  cleaners! 

His  big  frame  parked  against  the  door  sill,  Don 
would  chat  affably  with  the  housewives.  They  liked 
to  hear  his  heavy,  clear  booming  voice,  and  they 
listened  with  eagerness  to  his  assuring  line  of  talk. 

Selling  vacuum  cleaners  became  too  boring  to  Don, 
actually  too  much  of  a  cinch,  so  he  quit  this  selling 
line  and  took  a  more  difficult  job.  He  joined  up  with 
a  wildcat  oil  company,  and  went  about  the  business 
offices  of  Denver  selling  oil  stock! 

Don  then  appealed  to  his  better  half  and  took  a  job 
as  a  book  salesman.  Again,  he  sold  door  to  door.  His 
works  of  art  were  Bibles,  Shakespeare,  and  a  great 
Anthology  of  Poetry  which  would  have  been  a  problem 
for  anyone  of  lesser  bulk  than  Don  to  carry  around! 
And  his  days  as  a  book  salesman  turned  out  to  be 
tremendously  successful! 

In  reality,  Don's  selling  days  were  doing  much  more 
for  his  future  than  he  could  possibly  conceive.  His 
door  to  door  campaigning  taught  him  every  angle  of 

60 


BY 
JACK     SHER 


Jack  Benny's 
announcer,  Don 
Wilson,  thought 
there  was  no 
lower  form  of 
work  until  he— 


IS  A  SISSY 


the  selling  game.  Every  one  who  has  refused  to  answer 
a  doorbell  knows  how  tough  this  method  of  selling  is. 

The  personal  magnetism  which  Don  uses  in  his  air 
messages  today  must  have  been  originated  and  nur- 
tured during  the  time  he  spent  going  from  door  to  door. 

During  his  selling  days,  Don  gathered  two  of  his 
school  friends  together,  and  they  formed  a  trio.  Don 
spent  his  days  talking,  and  his  evenings  singing.  His 
voice,  which  was  fairly  good  during  his  University 
days,  developed  into  an  unusually  fine  instrument. 

When  the  trio  reached  top  form,  they  began  making 
the  rounds  of  the  radio  stations  in  Denver.  They  called 
themselves  "The  Playboys,"  and  their  new  profession 
was  more  or  less  in  the  way  of  fun. 

DON  did  most  of  the  talking.  When  he  wasn't  con- 
vincing a  nice  housewife  to  buy  a  book,  he  was 
arguing  with  a  station  manager  over  the  merits  of 
the  trio. 

Nothing  being  too  tough  for  Don,  he  finally  landed 
an  audition.  "The  Playboys"  cut  loose  and  sang  their 
way  smack  into  a  job! 

Don  was  happy  until  the  day  that  the  station 
manager  came  to  him  with  the  proposition  that  he 
become  an  announcer.  The  manager  had  heard  of 
Don's  reputation  as  a  salesman. 

He  spoke  of  the  future  that  the  big  fellow  would 
have  with  the  organization.  In  {Continued  on  page  96) 


RADIO     MIRROR 


Why  Hate  Roosevelt? 

(Continued  jrom  page  21) 

troubles.  Since  Wilson,  no  American 
has  attracted  European  eyes  as  much 
as  Roosevelt,  because  we  think  the 
European  future  dependent  decidedly 
upon  the  attitude  of  the  United 
States.  These  world  problems  do  not 
depend  only  on  Mr.  Roosevelt's  de- 
cision— some  stand  is  forced  upon 
you,  since  we  sail  in  four  days  from 
London  to  New  York  and  not  four 
months  as  President  Monroe  did.  Who 
has  all  these  advantages,  must  also 
bear  some  consequences.  Roosevelt, 
after  four  years'  effort  at  maintaining 
strict  neutrality,  advanced  in  his  Chi- 
cago speech  to  the  point  of  threaten- 
ing the  dictators.  But,  from  this 
warning  to  a  war,  there  is  a  long  dis- 
tance. Such  words  make  a  deep  im- 
pression upon  German  people  because 
German  fear  of  American  troops  and 
money  is  increased  to  a  panic  since 
they  feel  that  in  the  last  war,  the 
United  States  decided  their  fate. 

I  see  in  Roosevelt's  policies,  not  an 
idealistic  thesis  as  in  Wilson's — "to 
save  Democracy."  He  is  Wilson's 
pupil  only  in  ideas.  He  told  me  "I 
learned  from  Wilson  how  not  to  act. 
To  accomplish  such  an  idea,  needs  a 
politician  like  me!"  He  is  not  at  all 
afraid  to  be  called  a  politician — he 
wishes  to  end  this  word  as  a  term 
of  abuse.  He  knows  very  well  that 
no  nation  goes  to  war  to  save  the 
world.  Also,  our  modern  Crusaders, 
instead  of  saving  the  world  from  com- 
munism, look  for  Morocco  iron  and 
Spanish  copper. 

IF  Roosevelt  warned  the  dictators, 
their  moves  on  this  very  hemisphere 
show  you  how  near  is  the  danger. 
Perhaps  he  is  not  quite  sure  the 
American  business  man  can  stay 
quiet,  answering  no  extras,  when 
through  his  field  glasses  he  can  see 
others  making  millions  out  of  Europe. 

I  liked  in  Roosevelt  his  ability  and 
his  manner  of  handling  other  men. 
For  men  are  material  for  a  leader, 
just  like  clay  for  a  sculptor.  Some 
summer  mornings  I  saw  him  working 
in  his  office  in  that  beautiful  oval 
room.  So  as  an  artist  I  watched,  and 
as  I  can  think  only  by  my  eyes,  I  un- 
derstood. Each  man  who  left  him 
felt  friendlier  than  when  he  came  in. 

"That  is  the  trouble,"  you  say.  "This 
man  has  a  personal  charm,  captivat- 
ing everybody."  If  you  construct  a 
sin  out  of  that,  you  can  object  also'to 
Caruso,  that  he  captivated  women 
by  his  voice.  If  the  dictators  with 
their  gloomy  appearance,  dark  eyes, 
shouting  orders,  excite  the  masses  and 
men  today;  why  is  not  another  char- 
acter preferable— one  with  a  serene 
and  gay  manner,  open  and  straightfor- 
ward? No  great  statesman  has  ever 
won  his  country  by  simple  logic  and 
statistics — his  personality  was  always 
decisive.  I  found  in  Roosevelt  that 
typical  American  open  mind  that  I 
could  not  discover  with  two  former 
presidents  I  had  the  honor  to  meet  in 
the  same  room.  If  this  is  magic,  I 
wish   every   nation   such   a  magician. 

All  these  men  developed  their 
characters  slowly.  Roosevelt  also  fell 
in  no  sense  from  the  heavens  as  he  is 
today.  He  had  the  good  fortune  of 
his  illness.  I  have  asked  all  observant 
men  and  women,  who  have  known 
him  for  twenty  years;  I  have  studied 
old  photographs  and  old  moving  pic- 
tures.    All  prove  to  me  that  it  was 


"/  WNT  CAPE  HOW  PRETTY  SHE /S 
-SHE'LL  SPOIL  THE SHOW/" 


BANISH  "TATTLE-TALE  GRAY" 
WITH  FELS-NAPTHA  SOAP! 


Copr.,  Felsi  Co..  1938 


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Make  a  ^S3/slart 

and  swing  over  to  a  FRESH  cigarette 


YOU'LL  miss  a  lot  in  life  if  you 
stay  in  the  rut  of  old  habits  and 
never  risk  a  FRESH  start.  Take 
your  cigarette,  for  instance.  If  your 
present  brand  is  often  dry  or  soggy, 
don't  stay  "spliced"  to  that  stale 
number  just  because  you're  used  to  it. 

Make  a  fresh  start  by  swinging  over  to 
FRESH,  Double-Mellow  Old  Golds ...  the 
cigarette  that's  tops  in  tobacco  quality 
.  .  .  brought  to  you  in  the  pink  of  smok- 
ing condition  by  Old  Gold's  weather- 
tight,  double  Cellophane  package. 

That  extra  jacket  of  Cellophane  brings 
you  Old  Gold's  prize  crop  tobaccos  with 
all  their  rich,  full  flavor  intact.  Those 
two  gate  crashers,  dampness  and  dry- 
ness, can  never  muscle  in  on  that  double- 
sealed,  climate-proof  O.G.  package. 

It's  never  too  late  for  better  smoking! 
Make  a  FRESH  start  with  those  always 
FRESH  Double-Mellow  Old  Golds. 

TUNE  IN  on  Old  Gold's  Hollywood  Screenscoops,  Tues. 
and  Thurs.  nights,  Columbia  Network.  Coast-to-Coast 


A  Fresh  Start  made  a  Fresh  Star 

Salesgirl  in  a  department  store,  Joy  Hodges 
made  a  fresh  start.  Landed  in  the  movies! 
Starred  in  "  Merry-Go-Round  of  1938"! 
Now  charms  Broadway  in  "I'd  Rather  Be 
Right"!  Joy's  fresh  start  made  a  new  star 
who  brought  fresh  joy  to  millions. 


Here's    why    the    O.G.   package  keeps  'em    fresh 


Outer  Cellophane  Jacket 

Opens  from  the  Bottom, 

sealing  the  Top 


The  Inner  Jacket  Opens 

at  the  Top, 

sealing  the  Bottom 


Copyright.   1933,  by  P.  Lorillatd  Co.,  Inc. 


his  illness  together  with  his  marriage 
and  the  war  which  modeled  his  char- 
acter. After  having  lived  an  all  too 
easy  life  from  twenty  to  forty  he  was 
the  victim  of  the  most  terrible  blow 
a  very  healthy  man  can  receive.  Who 
does  not  see  in  this  the  hand  of  Pro- 
vidence? Some  years  of  inner  concen- 
tration followed.  That  great  courage, 
to  win  over  his  affliction,  that  first 
word:  "I  will  best  this  thing"  intro- 
duced Franklin  Roosevelt  to  history. 
Today  he  looks  an  even  more  healthy 
man.  Because  he  conquered  this  dis- 
aster by  concentrated  energy,  he  be- 
comes the  natural  model  for  all  young 
Americans  to  fight  against  blows.  The 
workman  accepts  him  more  readily 
because  even  such  a  son  of  good  luck 
has  had  his  dark  time  in  life.  In 
Washington  are  constant  reminders  of 
this  Roosevelt  energy — it  emanates 
into  the  many  small  government 
branches  and  departments.  Roosevelt, 
the  lucky  child  of  the  gods,  could 
never  have  reached  this  point  without 
the  dramatic  blow  falling  in  the  idyl- 
lic landscape  of  his  life. 

Roosevelt's  development  and  his 
character  are  both  opposed  to  dicta- 
torship. There  is  also  the  American 
sense  of  humor — every  dictator  is 
furtive  and  gloomy — the  Americans 
would  laugh  at  this  type  of  man.  But 
Roosevelt's  character  gives  still 
stronger  guarantee. 

"When  you  had  to  fight  a  whole 
day  against  Congress  and  the  Su- 
preme Court,"  I  asked  him,  "in  the 
evening  are  you  not  jealous  of  the 
dictators  who  can  simply  order  what 
they  wish?" 

MO,"  he  exclaimed.  "I  would  hate 
'  ^  to  be  a  dictator.  I  would  be  bored 
without  opposition." 

The  dictators  begin  with  misan- 
thropies; Roosevelt  is  entirely  phil- 
anthropic. The  dictator  rules  by  in- 
citing fear;  Roosevelt  by  reason  and 
suggestion.  The  dictator  speaks  al- 
ways of  the  happiness  of  the  nation, 
Roosevelt  of  the  happiness  of  the  in- 
dividual. The  Dictator  destroys  all 
parties  and  lives  by  the  support  of 
his  party;  Roosevelt  is  stimulated  by 
the  battle  with  parties.  The  Dicta- 
tor loves  power;  Roosevelt  loves  fight- 
ing. The  Dictator  is  solemn  and 
tragic;  Roosevelt  is  courteous  and 
ironic.  The  Dictator  is  always  a  man 
in  uniform;  Roosevelt  never  had  one 
on  his  body.  The  Dictator  usurped 
his  power  by  sword  and  fire,  Roose- 
velt won  his  by  two  popular  elections. 
The  Dictator  hates,  murders  and  bans; 
Roosevelt  unveils,  argues  and  taxes. 
The  Dictator  is  lonely!  Roosevelt  is 
social.  The  Dictator  wants  to  be 
feared;  Roosevelt  wants  to  be  loved. 

No,  gentlemen,  no  shirts,  whatever 
color,  endanger  you. 

Before  I  leave  America  let  a  man 
who  has  made  the  human  character 
his  exclusive  study  for  thirty  years 
say  this: 

You  are  right  to  criticize  and  even 
condemn  some  of  Roosevelt's  mea- 
sures and  laws.  I  understand  perfect- 
ly when  a  proud  nation  takes  some 
feeling  against  the  man  to  whom  she 
conferred  in  an  hour  of  emergency 
more  power  than  to  any  man  before. 
I  admire  this  feeling  in  America  today, 
just  as  I  like  it  in  a  proud  woman 
who  would  never  forgive  a  man  for 
the  fact  that  she  delivered  herself  to 
him  in  a  weak  moment. 

But,  gentlemen,  that  is  a  fear  with- 
out reason — Only  if  you  had  lived 
some  months  under  a  dictatorship  in 
Europe;  if  you  had  felt  what  it  is  to 


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have  your  letters  opened,  your  tele- 
phone tapped — every  newspaper  you 
read  uniform  with  all  others  because 
they  are  all  dictated.  If  you  knew 
what  it  is  to  have  every  speech  for- 
bidden, meetings  forbidden,  Congress 
changed  to  an  assembly  of  six  hun- 
dred nominated  men  who  have  only 
to  lift  the  right  arm  when  the  great 
man  comes  and  to  be  silent.  If  you 
have  hidden  your  favorite  books  un- 
der the  bed  because  police  come  un- 
expectedly; if  your  minister  is  in 
prison  because  he  insists  in  believing 
the  Old  Testament,  your  teacher  be- 
cause he  believes  in  Rousseau.  If 
you  see  your  oldest  friend  murdered 
because  he  wished  to  be  a  pacifist — 
then,  gentlemen,  then  you  will  un- 
derstand what  it  means — the  light  in 
the  hand  of  that  gigantic  woman  in 
the  port  of  New  York  to  enlighten  the 
shores  of  a  happy  country! 


Behind  the  Hollywood  Front 

(Continued  from  page  33) 

Nelson  Eddy  actually  did  some 
truckin'  a  Sunday  or  so  ago  when  he 
eared  some  very  swinging  Negro 
Spirituals.  It  just  about  laid  the  au- 
dience in  the  aisles — and  then  as  a 
topper,  the  baritone  grabbed  an 
accordion  and  did  as  good  a  Phil 
Baker  as  Phil  does. 


Several  folks  wonder  what'll  hap- 
pen to  baritone  Igor  Gorin  now  that 
Bill  Bacher  is  out  of  the  M-G-M  radio 
set-up.  One-time  dentist  Bacher 
brought  Gorin  to  radio  via  Holly- 
wood Hotel  and  when  Bacher's  name 
was  scratched  off  the  M-G-M  door, 
Igor's  contract  was  not  picked  up  by 
the  studio.  Gorin  had  been  set  for 
five  appearances  on  the  M-G-M- 
Maxwell  House  Coffee  shows,  but 
only  finished  three.  I  think  this  Gorin 
is  a  great  singer  and  if  inter-office 
politics  keeps  him  off  the  air  a  minute 
longer,  it's  radio's  loss  .  .  .  and  mine. 


OPEN  LETTER  TO  GEORGIE 
JESSEL:  Dear  Comedian  (?):  — 
You've  been  carrying  on  a  one-sided 
war  against  radio  commentators  who 
talk  about  Hollywood.  You  tell  your 
listeners  that  you  "speak  for  the  film 
industry,"  but  I  have  my  doubts  as 
to  that.  But  of  course,  you  know 
and  I  know  that  you  would  like  to 
have  your  little  private  war  picked 
up  by  the  radio  gossips!  Since  you 
seem  so  anxious  to  start  a  feud,  I'll 
oblige  you.  Suppose  I  carry  on  my 
part  of  the  battle  by  way  of  this  de- 
partment in  Radio  Mirror  magazine. 
Besides,  it  would  hardly  be  original 
for  you  to  feud  with  me  over  the 
radio,  because  Walter  Winchell  and 
Ben  Bernie  thought  of  that  idea  first. 
I'm  going  to  be  at  some  disadvantage 
in  this  feud.  You  see  I  never  hear 
your  radio  program — for  two  reasons: 
First:  because  at  the  hour  you  broad- 
cast, I  am  playing  golf,  and  my  golf 
is  much  more  important  to  me  than 
anything  you  might  have  to  say. 
Second:  you  are  on  the  air  at  the 
same  time  Joe  Penner  is  and  if  I 
were  free  to  tune  in  at  that  hour, 
I'm  afraid,  old  man,  it  would  be 
Penner  and  not  Jessel  to  whom  I 
would  listen.  (You'd  be  surprised 
how  many  people  I  know  who  think 
the  same  way.)  But  anyway,  let's 
say  the  fight  is  on.   Get  out  your  toy 


•  "My  stars,  Mrs.  Fox!  A  dog's  been  chasing  your  baby?  I'll  tie  an 
empty  Johnson's  Baby  Powder  can  to  that  hound's  tail  some  day. 
You  poor  little  chap— so  hot!  Watch  me  get  you  cooled  off..." 


•  "Wa-a-ah!  How's  that,  pretty  good,  eh?  I  make  that  noise  when 
I'm  hot  and  cross.  It  always  fetches  the  Johnson's  Baby  Powder. 
Mother's  slow  today— I'll  give  her  another  blast.  Wa-a-ah!" 


•  "Here  it  comes,  Foxy— a  nice  sprinkle  of  downy,  cooling  John- 
son's. Got  any  rashes  or  chafes?  Any  prickly  heat  under  your 
chin?  Johnson's  will  soothe  'em  before  you  could  say  Tally-ho!" 


•  "One  good  feel  of  Johnson's 
Baby  Powder,  and  you  know  it's 
finer  and  softer  than  other  pow- 
ders—that's why  it  keeps  a  baby's 
skin  in  such  perfect  condition!" 
And  perfect  condition  is  the  way 
to  shut  out  skin  infections.  Only 
the  finest  imported  talc  is  used 


to  make  Johnson's  Baby  Poivder 
—no  orris-root... Other  aids  to 
baby's  comfort:  Johnson's  Baby 
Soap,  Baby  Cream,  and  Baby 
Oil  for  tiny  babies. 

II    NEW  BHl/NSWICK        ()     NEW  JERSEY 


JOHNSON'S  BABY  POWDER 


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Henry   Fonda  — 
starring  in  Walter 
Wanger's  *'I   Met        \ 
My  Love  Again". 


helps  girl 
win  beauty  crown 


"TWO  GIRLS  WERE  RIVALS  for  the 
title  of  Beauty  Queen  of  the  Ice  Carni- 
val. Peggy  told  me  how  anxious  she 
was  to  win  .  .  . 


"SHE  WAS  VERY  ATTRACTIVE,  but 
I  noticed  that  winter  wind  and  cold 
had  chapped  and  cracked  her  lips  — 
spoiled  her  beauty  .  -  . 


"I  TOLD  HER  that  I'd  heard  many  fam- 
ous beauties  of  the  stage  and  screen 
mention  a  special  lipstick  with  a  rich, 
protective  Beauty-Cream  base  .  .  . 


"  PEGGY  WAS  CHOSEN  Queen  of 
Beauty  .  .  .  and  she  always  insists  that 
it  was  my  advice  about  this  lip-protec- 
tion that  won  her  the  crown !...." 


INDEED,  I'M  GRATEFUL  TO  HENRY  FONDA 
FOR  TELLING  ME  ABOUT  KISSPROOF  LIPSTICK. 
NEVER  AGAIN,  IN  WINTER  OR  SUMMER,  WILL 
I  BE  WITHOUT  ITS  PROTECTIVE  BEAUTY  CREAM 
BASE  TO  KEEP  MY  LIPS  SOFT  AND  SMOOTH. 
KISSPROOF  IS  A  GIRL'S  MOST  PRECIOUS 
BEAUTY  SECRET. 


^ 


Kissproof  Lipstick  in  5  luscious  shades    cr\  _ 
at  drug  and  department  stores  .  .  .  *J\J*" 

Match  it  with  Kissproof  rouge,  2  styles 
—  Lip  and  Cheek  (creme)  or  Compact(dry) 
Kissproof  Powder  in  5  flattering  shades 
Generous  trial  sizes  at  all  10c  stores. 


Jussprooj 

J/vLcbUi/rla.  LIPSTICK  ii^/ROUCE 


SCENARIO    BY    HENRY    FONDA 


pistol  and  blast  away.     Yours  for  a 
long  and  happy  war — Jimmie  Fidler. 

*  *  * 

Rehearsals  are  so  interesting,  if 
you  sit  in  the  corner  as  quiet  as  a 
mouse.  The  players  get  interested  in 
their  work  and  forget  anyone  is 
around  looking  at  them  and  so  their 
faces  relax  and  you  can  read  charac- 
ter pretty  well,  if  you've  a  flair  for 
that.  I'll  report  a  few  incidents  I 
picked  up  on  the  Radio  Theater 
(Lux)  rehearsal  stage  when  Barbara 
Stanwyck,  Mary  Astor,  Constance 
Collier  and  a  bunch  of  children  were 
rehearsing  "These  Three"  under  the 
guiding  hand  of  Frank  Woodruff. 
Barbara  worked  in  a  suit  of  slacks 
that  looked  very  comfortable  .  .  . 
Mary  Astor's  hair  is  a  pretty  rust 
color  now  and  the  kids,  particularly 
Marcia  Mae  Jones  and  Helen  Parrish 
(who  plays  that  imp  Martha  Tilford) 
were  as  serious  as  any  actresses 
you've  ever  seen  .  .  .  The  rehearsal 
looked  like  the  first  play-reading  in 
a  regular  theater.  You  know,  bare 
stage,  empty  theater  with  row  on  row 
of  naked  seats,  the  one  light  overhead 
and  the  business  of  going  over  and 
over  the  lines  until  they're  right  .  .  . 
Don't  ever  think  these  folks  don't 
earn  their  dough.  It's  hard  work — 
and  lots  of  it. 

♦  ♦  if. 

Ruby  Mercer,  is  now  the  radio  star 
of  Hollywood  Mardi  Gras,  singing 
opposite  handsome  and  shy  Lanny 
Ross.  Movie  scouts  brought  her  to 
Hollywood  but  she  made  her  mark  on 
the  air.  This  isn't  her  first  work  with 
Ross,  incidentally.  They  went  to 
school  together  at  the  Juilliard  School 
in  New  York  City.  Vital  statistics 
say  she's  5,  5%,  weighs  115,  has  light 
brown  hair  and  gray-green  eyes  .  .  . 
and  plenty  of  freckles.  One  of  her 
nicest  and  most  attractive  features 
is  her  hands — which  she  uses  with 
great  grace  and  charm. 

*  *  * 

When  Bing  Crosby's  alma  mammy, 
Gonzaga,  sent  her  football  team  down 
here  to  play  the  Loyola  Lions,  Dr.  C. 
came  in  for  no  little  ribbing.  After 
all  the  plugging  Bing  did  for  his  team, 
they  took  a  terrific  larruping  at  the 
hands  of  the  local  moleskinners.  May- 
be historjr  is  set  to  repeat  itself. 
Bazooka  Bob  Burns  sponsored  the 
University  of  /  rkansas  gridders  in 
their  Gilmore  Stadium  tilt  against 
Fresno  State  Teacners  on  Christmas 
Day.  The  team  comes  from  a  place 
called  Conway,  which  isn't  far  from 
that  whistle-spot  which  is  now 
famous — Van  Buren.  Proceeds  of  the 
grid   game   go   to    charity. 

Flossiest  radio  party  of  the  month 
was  run  off  at  the  much-publicized 
Trocadero  to  celebrate  the  initial 
airing  of  the  new  Warner  Brothers- 
Lucky  Strike  show  that  stars  Dick 
Powell  as  a  singing-emcee. 

If  you  care  about  Big  Names — and 
who  doesn't — Dick  and  large-orbed 
Joan  Blondell  smiled  at  Ricardo  Cor- 
tez,  Pat  O'Brien  and  his  wife,  Edward 
G.  Robinson,  pretty  blonde  Anita 
Louise,  Eddie  Cantor  and  silver- 
tressed  Ida,  and  many  another  lumi- 
nary. 

As  for  the  show  itself — well,  you 
must  have  heard  it.  I'm  happy  to 
report  thai:  the  guiding  lights  of  the 
ether-effort  shied  away  from  any 
"Here's  the  key  to  city"  speeches,  as 
well  as  the  gubble-gubble  about  "this 
great  union  of  pictures  and  radio." 
The  show,  I  thought,  was  pretty 
smooth  on  the  whole  and  allowances 


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can  be  made  for  "first-night"  nervous- 
ness. 

*  *         * 

Al  Jolson  and  Ruby  Keeler  have 
become  long-distance  commuters.  He 
oftener  than  she — on  account  of  Ruby 
and  the  baby  are  spending  the  winter 
at  Palm  Springs  and  rarely  come  to 
town,  while  Jolson  bounces  back  and 
forth  each  week  for  his  broadcast. 

Would  you  really  like  to  know  how 
"Vieni,  Vieni"  happened  to  come  to 
this  country?  John  Royal,  NBC  vice- 
prexy  was  in  Paris  and  heard  a  lad 
named  Rossi,  an  Italian,  warble  the 
tune.  He  bought  a  recording  for  $1.35, 
brought  the  song  back  to  America, 
gave  it  to  Rudy  Vallee  who,  four 
months  later,  put  it  on  the  air.  Rudy 
wrote  the  American  lyrics  to  this  old 
Italian  folk  song — and  it  swept  the 
country.  Right  now  if  you  can  tune 
on  a  dance  band  program  without 
hearing  "Beeny,  Beeny,"  you're  a 
marvel.  And  what  royalties  did  John 
Royal  get  out  of  his  discovery?  He's 
still  $1.35  out— but  "in"  a  lot  of  satis- 
faction. 

*  *         * 

Hollywood's  walking  advertisement 
for  lil  Dan'l  Cupid  (how'd  you  guess 
I  was  thinking  of  Gable  and  Missie 
Lombard?)  have  been  taking  radio 
guest-shots  in  their  stride  no  little 
lately.  When  Lombard  was  rehears- 
ing for  Hollywood  Hotel's  picture- 
soot  "True  Confession"  with  Fred 
MacMurray,  one  of  the  Vine  Street 
Theater  ushers  got  himself  a  set  of 
crimson  cheeks  for  not  recognizing 
Gable  and  for  turning  him  away  from 
the  stage-door.  Gable  finally  got  in, 
sat  in  the  darkened  theater  while 
Carole  did  her  stuff  and  not  until 
rehearsal  was  over  and  air-time  was 
at  hand,  did  the  blonde  beauty  know 
that  her  light  o'  love  had  seen  her 
clowning  through  her  stint. 

Carole  has  a  peculiar  little  gesture 
— with  her  left  hand  she  reaches  over 
her  head,  grabs  a  handful  of  the 
Lombard  tresses  from  the  right  side 
of  her  hair,  lifts  the  locks  and  drops 
them  nervously. 

*  *         * 

When  he's  working,  Dick  Powell 
takes  it  easy  .  .  .  gives  orders  to  the 
band  "That's  too  choppy;  play  it  more 
legato;"  ...  is  full  of  spirits  . . .  pushes 
his  hat  back  on  his  head  and  over  his 
eyes  alternately  .  .  .  and  makes  appro- 
priate faces  when  he  sings  or  talks. 
He's  an  interesting  personality  .  .  . 
and,  while  he  seems  to  be  more  sub- 
dued than  he  used  to  be  on  the  Holly- 
wood Hotel  shows,  I  like  him  even 
better.    He's  growing  up  .  .  .  but  very 

gracefully. 

*  *         * 

charlie  McCarthy  notes 

Dorothy  Lamour  really  has  a  super- 
stition about  kissing  Charlie  Mc- 
Carthy before  every  show.  When 
Bergen  and  his  wooden  playmate 
were  wowing  the  natives  at  the  local 
Paramount  Theater,  Dorothy  showed 
up  at  the  NBC  studios  for  the  Chase 
and  Sanborn  hour.  What!  No  Mc- 
Carthy? Then  Miss  Lamour  wouldn't 
go  on.  So  a  police  escort  went  whisk- 
ing down  to  the  Paramount  Theater 
some  ten  miles  away,  picked  up 
Splinters  McCarthy,  brought  him  post 
haste  to  the  NBC  studio  for  his 
Lamour  osculation  (the  lucky  little 
beggar) . 

*  *  * 

Unrehearsed  and  very  unlooked  for 
was  the  untoward  incident  that  oc- 
curred on  one  Chase  and  Sanborn 
hour.    A  live  lion  cub  was  introduced 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


Can  You  Answer* 

These  Questions  About  Babies? 

None  of  these  questions  are  real  puzzlers — or  at  least,  they  shouldn't 
be  to  Mothers.  Try  them.  Check  the  answer  you  think  is  correct. 
(Play  fair,  don't  look  at  the  answers  in  the  box  below). 


1.  How  long  is  the  average  baby  at  birth,  from  head  to  foot? 

(a)  12   inches  (c)    20  inches 

(b)  2  feet  (d)   27  inches 

2.  How  many  teeth  has  the  average  baby  when  1 8  months  old? 

(a)  6  (c)    16 

(b)  All  (d)    12 


3.  A  baby's  first  shoe  should  be 

(a)  Sandals 

(b)  Lace  shoes 


(c)  Moccasins 

(d)  Rubber  soled 


4.  How  much  sleep  should  a  baby  have  when  six  months  old? 

(a)  22   hours  (c)    16  hours 

(b)  8  hours  (d)    12  hours 


ANSWERS 

These  answers  were  taken  from  the  U.  S. 
Government  Bulletin,  "Infant  Care."  Turn 
the  page  upside  down. 

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GIFT    SUGGESTION: 

If  you  have  a  friend  or  relative  who  has 
a  baby  or  is  expecting  one,  this  booklet 
will  be  a  thoughtful  and  inexpensive 
remembrance. 


INFANT  CARE 


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10° 


IF  you  have  guessed  wrong 
on  any  of  these  questions, 
even  one,  you  should  send 
for  the  official  government 
booklet,  "Infant  Care,"  from 
which  the  answers  were 
taken.  Baby's  life  is  too 
precious  to  guess  about, 
especially  in  helpless  infancy 
when  it  depends  so  much  on 
proper  care. 

"Infant  Care"  was  written 
by  five  of  America's  leading 
child  authorities,  especially 
for  the  Children's  Bureau, 
U.  S.  Dept.  of  Labor  at 
Washington,  Physicians  and 
authorities  recommend  it. 

The  book  is  yours  for  only  10 
cents.  Radio  Mirror 
takes  no  part  or  profit  in  the 
sale  of  this  valuable  book, 
but  sends  your  order  and 
remittance  direct  to  the 
proper  authorities  of  the 
U.  S.  Children's  Bureau. 


Send  for  the  booklet,  "Infant  Care,"  today — Address 

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on  the  show  and  much  of  the  business 
was  directed  (too  much,  I  thought) 
at  the  studio  audience.  Maybe  the 
cub  sensed  that  the  show  wasn't  so 
hot  that  Sunday,  maybe  he  was  just 
nervous.  At  any  rate,  he  reacted  as 
a  nervous  lion  cub  might  be  expected 
to  react.  In  fact,  the  incident  in- 
spired a  local  wag  to  remark  that 
maybe   the   cub   was  something   of  a 

critic. 

*         *         * 

Gracie  Allen  would  do  it.  A  bare 
ten  seconds  before  the  Burns  and 
Allen  show  was  set  to  fly  into  the 
ether,  Gracie  looked  innocently  at 
announcer  John  Conte  and  inquired 
sweetly,  "What  time  is  it?"  The 
resultant  howl  nearly  wrecked  the 
show's  opening. 

♦  ♦  # 

SINGLE  SENTENCE  STUFF 
Campbell  Soup  Salesman  Ken  Niles 
goes  in  for  the  dagnabbinest  flam- 
boyant sports-coats  .  .  .  Fred  Mac- 
Murray  dresses  like  a  day  laborer  in 
blue  denims  when  he's  rehearsing  a 
radio  show  .  .  .  The  natural  brown 
hair  is  showing  through  the  almost- 
gone  blonde  tresses  of  lovely  Bar- 
bara Stanwyck,  one  of  my  favorite 
people  .  .  .  Mary  Astor  does  like  those 
severe  but  fetching  tailleurs  .  .  .  Jack 
Benny's  pappy  is  a-visiting  from 
Waukeegan  .  .  .  Buddy  Rogers  is 
music-making  at  the  College  Inn 
(Chicago),  so  Mary  Pickford  finds 
herself  faced  with  their  first  long 
separation — and  a  period  of  lonesome- 
ness  in  Hollywood. 


Another  of  those  show-must-go-on 
things.  This  one  is  true  and  it  con- 
cerns an  old  trouper,  May  Robson, 
now  currently  heard  via  transcrip- 
tions in  the  serial  "Lady  of  Millions." 
She  barely  arrived  at  the  Feg  Mur- 
ray "Seein'  Stars"  rehearsal  a  week 
or  so  ago  when  she  suffered  an  indi- 
gestion attack.  The  medico  ordered 
her  home  and  into  beddy-bye,  with 
instructions  to  stay  put.  When  the 
show  aired  at  4:30,  Miss  R.  went  on 
— then  went  back  to  bed. 


In  November,  George  Jessel  spoke 
on  his  program  against  Hollywood 
gossip  broadcasters,  mentioning  one, 
Jimmie  Fidler,  by  name.  He  precipi- 
tated an  argument  which  up  to  press 
time  was  still  going  on.  Here  are  the 
highlights  from  both  sides. 

FIDLER'S  DEFENSE 

Is  Holly  wood  justified  in  its  struggle 
to  suppress  radio  and  press  criticism? 
...  A  few  members  of  the  film  col- 
ony have  been  openly  condemning 
columnists  and  reporters  who  are 
bold  enough  to  voice  unbiased  opin- 
ions about  pictures  and  stars.  Hardly 
a  day  passes  that  some  representative 
of  public  press  or  radio  is  not  de- 
nounced for  failing  to  speak  of  the 
movies  in  terms  of  saccharine  sweet- 
ness. All  of  which  is  part  of  the  de- 
termined campaign  of  the  film  in- 
dustry to  control  all  comment  about 
itself — a  campaign  to  make  tin  gods 
of  the  stars,  and  to  suppress  frank 
reviews  of  motion  pictures.  Those 
most  active  in  this  campaign  claim 
that  the  public  is  not  interested — nor 
is  it  entitled  to  know — about  the  per- 
sonal lives  of  the  stars.  On  this 
theory,  the  industry  is  seeking  to 
abolish  open  discussion  of  Hollywood 
.  .  .  The   theory   is   both   stupid    and 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


opposed  to  actual  fact. 

The  public  is  demanding  unbiased 
reviews  of  pictures — and  no  amount 
of  artificial  publicity  can  force  that 
public  to  attend  inferior  pictures. 
Producers  who  claim  otherwise  are 
either  deluding  themselves,  or  else 
they're  talking  simply  to  make  noise 
.  .  .  Through  press  and  radio,  mil- 
lions of  words  go  out  of  Hollywood 
daily.  Most  of  these  words  are  news 
and  opinions  about  the  film  industry. 
If  all  these  words  were  sugar-coated 
the  result  would  be  nauseating,  and 
the  public  would  lose  interest  in 
Hollywood.  There  must  be  excite- 
ment— and  there  must  be  controversy 
— because  the  industry  and  stars 
themselves  are  topics  for  excitement 
and  discussion  .  .  .  the  big  trouble 
is,  Hollywood  doesn't  realize  this  fact. 
Most  of  Hollywood  wants  only  the 
sweet  without  the  bitter.  It  doesn't 
understand  that  it's  a  public  property, 
depending  upon  public  interest  for 
its  livelihood. 

JESSEL'S  REPLY 

"People  would  lose  interest,"  he 
[Fidler]  said,  "without  the  things  that 
the  gossipers  say  about  the  players." 
Oh  they  would,  would  they?  Before 
there  were  any  radio  gossipers  or 
motion  picture  columnists,  Charlie 
Chaplin  .  .  .  and  Jackie  Coogan 
.  .  .  made  a  picture  called  "The  Kid" 
which  grossed  close  to  ten  million 
dollars.  Al  Jolson  in  "The  Singing 
Fool"  grossed  over  six  million  dollars. 
Norma  Talmadge  in  "Smiling  Thru" 
grossed  close  to  five  million  dollars. 
The  public  didn't  need  any  innuendos, 
rumors  or  travels  into  private  lives 
of  these  people  to  make  them  go  to 
see  something  that  was  going  to  give 
them  fine  entertainment  ...  A  gos- 
siper  suggested  by  innuendo  that  the 
people  are  entitled  to  the  inside  of 
what  the  actors  and  actresses  do  after 
they  take  off  their  make-up,  or  even 
between  scenes.  I  refute  this  state- 
ment. We  the  public  are  entitled  to 
good  performances  only,  and  entitled 
to  be  entertained  every  time  we  buy 
a  ticket  to  go  into  a  theater,  and  it  is 
not  any  of  our  business  if  so-and-so 
sleeps  with  his  beard  over  the  cover 
or  tucks  it  underneath  .  .  .  Any  de- 
fense of  the  looking  over  the  trans- 
som  gossip  business  is  a  lost  cause — 
as  lost  a  cause  as  defending  the 
muscle  racket,  religious  intolerance, 
or  the  bombing  of  Shanghai. 


hope,  I  hope,  I  hope,"  says 
timid  salesman  Al  Pearce,  as  he 
knocks  on  your  dial  Tuesday  nights. 


HOW  TO  KEEP  A  HUSBAND  HAPPY 


Here's  your  Answer  to  Rising  Food  Prices! 


IT'S  a  wise  bride  who  has  discovered 
the  Franco-American  way  to  make 
left-overs  go  further  and  taste  better. 
Now  you  don't  have  to  worry  about 
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Sunday's  dinner.  Just  combine  it  with 
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husband  will  be  amazed  at  how  you  can 
turn  out  such  a  marvelous  creation  on 
a  "bride  and  groom  budget." 

That  delicious,  savory  sauce,  with  its 
eleven  ingredients,  makes  Franco- 
American  Spaghetti  combine  wonder- 


fully with  other  foods.  Try  it  and  see! 
Franco-American  Spaghetti  is  grand 
as  a  main  dish,  too.  Children  love  it  for 
lunch.  It  is  just  packed  with  nourish- 
ment, and  since  Franco-American  usual- 
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you  are  getting  a  tempting,  nourishing 
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and  serve.  Franco-American  is  no  ordi- 
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RADIO     MIRROR 


Feverish?  Grippy? 

SEE  DOCTOR  AT  ONCE 


MENlNGVtlS 


WARNING!   DON'T 
NEGLECT  A  COLD! 

Cold  germs  may  go  UP  into  the  sinuses 
or  DOWN  into  the  bronchialsand  lungs 
and  lead  to  a  serious  illness.  If  fe- 
verish or  grippy,  see  doctoral  once! 


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FOR  "RAW  THROAT 
USE  THIS  "FIRST  AID" 

Doctors  warn  that  colds  can  lead  to  seri- 
ous illness — to  ear  and  sinus  infection, 
and  even  pneumonia.  So  don't  take  a 
chance.  Treat  the  symptoms  of  a  coming 
cold  effectively  and  without  delay!  If  you 
feel  feverish  or  grippy  see  your  doctor  at  once! 

TAKE  THIS  SIMPLE  PRECAUTION 

For  the  most  effective  "first  aid,"  kill  the  cold  germs 
that  cause  raw,  dry  throat.  At  the  first  sign  of  a  raw 
throat  cold,  gargle  with  Zonite.  Zonite  does  3  jobs 
for  you:  (1)  Cleanses  mucous  membranes.  (2)  In- 
creases normal  flow  of  curative,  health-restoring 
body  fluids.  (3 )  Kills  cold  germs  present  in  the  throat 
as  soon  as  it  comes  in  actual  contact  with  them. 

In  a  test  to  find  out  the  germ-killing  powers  of  the 
nine  most  popular,  non-poisonous  antiseptics  on 
the  market,  Zonite  proved  to  be  actually  9.3  times 
more  active  (by  standard  laboratory  tests)  than  the 
next  best  antiseptic  compared!  This  means  economy 
because  you  use  Zonite  diluted!  Zonite  goes  far- 
ther—saves you  money. 

Use  1  teaspoon  of  Zonite  to  one-half  glass  of  water. 
Gargle  every  2  hours.  Zonite  tastes  like  the  medi- 
cine it  really  is.    Soon  your  throat  feels  better. 

DON'T  DELAY— BE  PREPARED 

Get  Zonite  at  your  druggist  now.  And  at  the  first 
sign  of  rawness  in  your  throat,  start  gargling  at 
once.  But  remember:  If  you  are  feverish,  consult 
your  doctor!     Don't  risk  a  serious  illness. 


ZONITE   IS  9.3  TIMES  MORE 
ACTIVE    THAN    ANY    OTHER 

POPULAR   non-poisonous   ANTISEPTIC 
by      standard       laboratory       tests 


GARGLE  WITH 
ZONITE  AT  FIRST 

SIGN  OF  A  COLD! 


Gargle  withZonite 


FOR  WOMEN  ONLY 

If  you're  interested  in  the  latest 
aids  to  beauty,  advice  to  the  love- 
lorn, or  how  to  make  a  good  cup  of 
coffee,  you'll  find  them   all   here 


HOW  ABOUT  YOUR   HAIRDRESS? 

Alice  Hughes  says — I  see  no  rea- 
son why  we  should  offer  our  heads 
as  sacrifice  to  hairdressers'  whims. 
There  may  be  a  few  of  us  who  look 
pretty  with  those  high,  curled-up 
hair  styles  that  the  hairdressers  are 
trying  to  lure  us  into.  But  they 
make  most  women  look  ten  years 
older.  If  that  is  what  the  hairdress- 
ers insist  on  doing  to  us,  I  say,  let's 
go  back  to  doing  our  own  hair,  and 
save  these  ten  years. — From  a  Heck- 
er  H-O  Daily  Information  Service 
broadcast  over  the  Mutual  Broad- 
casting System. 


A   WORD   TO    BRIDES 

Helen  Rowland  says — Don't  take 
ANYBODY'S  advice!  Find  your  own 
happiness  or  make  your  own  mis- 
takes in  your  OWN  way.  Too  much 
advice  spoils  the  marriage.  NO- 
BODY can  tell  you  what  your  prob- 
lems are  going  to  be.  Every  woman 
is  the  best  judge  of  her  own  heart 
and  her  own  man.  NOBODY  can 
tell  you  how  to  be  happy! — From  a 
Hecker  H-O  Daily  Information  Ser- 
vice broadcast  over  the  Mutual 
Broadcasting  System. 


ADVICE  TO  THE  LOVELORN 

A  woman  who  has  two  grown 
children  says  she  has  been  a  widow 
for  thirteen  years — and  now  she  is 
considering  marrying  again.  Her 
children  are  protesting  violently. 
They  like  the  man  well  enough,  but 
they  seem  to  think  her  marriage 
would  make  some  difference  in  her 
affection  for  them.  She  says  the 
strange  part  of  it  is  that  her  chil- 
dren have  never  been  very  atten- 
tive to  her.  The  daughter  is  wrapped 
up  in  her  own  affairs  and  her  own 
friends — and  the  son,  who  has  a 
good  position,  never  takes  his 
mother  to  a  movie,  or  for  a  ride  in 
his  car.  Still,  they  have  this  posses- 
sive attitude  towards  their  mother. 


and  do  not  wish  her  to  marry  again. 
She  doesn't  know  whether  to  fol- 
low  their   wishes,   or   not. 

Miss  Fairfax  advises — I  hope  this 
mother's  idea  of  loyalty  to  her  chil- 
dren won't  prevent  her  second  mar- 
riage. The  children  haven't  shown 
any  undue  interest  in  her,  up  to  now. 
And  when  she  is  older,  they'll  prob- 
ably show  even  less.  So  I  see  no 
reason  why  they  should  be  consulted 
in  the  matter.  I  advise  her  to 
marry  the  man,  by  all  means.  A 
lonesome  old  age  is  a  dreary  pros- 
pect— and  that's  what  she's  facing, 
if  she  relies  upon  her  children  for 
companionship. 


WHAT  CAN  I  DO  TO  BE  POPULAR? 

Eve  Ve  Verka  says — Cultivate  a 
delightful  sense  of  humor.  Life 
without  a  sense  of  humor  is  food 
without  salt.  Tense  moments  will 
lose  their  tenseness  and  end  in  a 
tinkle  of  laughter  .  .  .  unpleasant 
situations  always  have  their  hu- 
morous port  of  escape.  A  woman 
without  a  sense  of  humor  truly 
misses  half  of  life,  since  the  half  of 
life,  and  even  more,  is  so  funny. 
Also,  don't  pretend  to  know  more 
than  you  do.  If  someone  speaks  of 
a  book  you  haven't  read,  or  a  play 
you  haven't  seen,  admit  it.  Let 
them  tell  you  about  it.  They'll  love 
that,  and  you  may  learn  something. 
— From  a  Hecker  H-O  Daily  Infor- 
mation Service  broadcast  over  the 
Mutual  Broadcasting  Svstem. 


HOUSEHOLD    HINTS 

There  is  no  place  in  modern  sim- 
plified living  for  any  piece  of  fur- 
niture that  doesn't  do  its  work. 

A  great  deal  can  be  done  for  use- 
ful pieces  by  scraping  off  too  high 
finish  and  then  refinishing  or  paint- 
ing them,  or  by  re-upholstering 
them  in  some  lovely  colored  mate- 
rial. See  if  the  pieces  can  be  im- 
proved by  removing  unnecessary 
mouldings  (Continued  on  page  95) 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


Radio  Enters  the  War  Against  Social  Diseases 


examples  to  others. 

A  few  states  have  already  passed 
laws  requiring  Wassermann  tests  and 
microscopic  slide  examinations  in  or- 
der to  make  certain  that  both  pros- 
pective bride  and  groom  are  free  from 
venereal  diseases  before  marriage. 
Both  the  bride  and  groom  ought  to 
have  the  evidence  of  freedom  from 
disease  before  embarking  on  a  life  of 
companionship. 

THESE  diseases  are  no  respecters  of 
persons.  They  are  found  among  the 
rich  and  the  poor,  the  ignorant  and 
the  educated,  the  young  and  the  old. 
But  the  extent  to  which  they  appear 
in  various  groups  differs.  There  may 
be  seven  to  ten  out  of  every  one  hun- 
dred persons  in  the  United  States  who 
are  infected,  but  among  the  criminal 
element  and  the  very  dregs  of  human 
society,  from  30  to  40  out  of  every 
hundred  are  found  to  be  infected. 

Those  who  live  in  the  destitution 
and  filth  of  the  lower  depths  are  like- 
wise more  heavily  infected  than  the 
majority  of  the  American  people. 

In  industry,  the  costs  of  venereal 
diseases  are  tremendous.  It  has  been 
estimated  that  from  eight  to  ten  mil- 
lion workers  lose  twenty-one  million 
working  days  each  year  at  an  average 
cost  of  $4.00  per  day,  as  a  result  of 
infection  with  these  conditions. 

There  is  a  great  difference  in  the 
length  and  cost  of  treatment  for  the 
venereal  diseases,  depending  on 
whether  or  not  the  disease  is  detected 
and  treated  early,  or  whether  weeks 


(Continued  from  page  37) 

or  months  elapse  before  the  person 
who  is  infected  gets  the  right  kind  of 
medical  attention.  The  spirochetes 
and  bacteria  sometimes  seem  to  be 
taking  a  vacation  in  the  human  body 
because  the  person  who  is  infected 
and  who  has  had  a  little  treatment 
may  go  along  for  months  or  even 
years  without  any  serious  symptoms. 
Then  suddenly  these  vicious  germs  go 
into  action.  The  results  are  disastrous. 

SOME  years  ago  a  train  on  a  great 
railroad  was  wrecked  and  more 
than  forty  passengers  were  killed  be- 
cause the  engineer,  who  had  never 
been  properly  examined,  had  begun 
to  develop  the  symptoms  of  general 
paralysis.  That  will  never  happen 
again  on  that  railroad.  When  you  trust 
your  life  to  a  chauffeur,  an  airplane 
pilot  or  an  elevator  operator,  do  you 
ever  wonder  how  recently  he  has  had 
a  Wassermann  test?  The  time  will 
come  when  our  control  of  these  dis- 
eases will  bring  our  rates  down  as 
low  as  that  of  other  countries.  Even 
then,  however,  there  should  be  regu- 
lar examinations  for  those  on  whose 
physical  integrity  the  lives  of  thou- 
sands of  people  may  depend. 

Today  the  death  rates  in  American 
communities  for  tuberculosis,  for  ty- 
phoid fever,  for  diphtheria,  and  for 
many  similar  conditions  are  less  than 
those  of  most  other  large  civilized 
communities  throughout  the  world. 
Considerable  numbers  of  American 
cities,  villages,  towns  and  hamlets 
have  reported  an  entire  year  without 


a  single  death  from  diphtheria  or  from 
typhoid  fever.  We  now  possess  the 
knowledge  necessary  to  secure  re- 
sults that  will  permit  a  similar  claim 
in  relationship  to  the  venereal  dis- 
eases. In  some  foreign  countries  these 
conditions  have  been  controlled  by  a 
system  of  governmental  exercise  of 
police  power,  such  as  would  hardly 
be  tolerated  by  American  citizens — 
laws  which  provide  penalties  in  the 
forms  of  fines  and  imprisonment  for 
those  who  fail  to  report  cases;  for 
people  who  are  sick  who  fail  to  re- 
turn for  treatment,  for  those  who  are 
infected  who  fail  to  provide  the  names 
and  addresses  of  those  with  whom 
they  have  been  in  contact.  That  is  not 
the  American  system. 

THROUGHOUT  our  country  today, 
'  physicians  are  being  brought  up-to- 
date  by  their  own  efforts;  through 
their  own  organizations  they  receive 
post-graduate  education  in  modern 
methods  of  diagnosis  and  treatment  of 
these  diseases.  Doctors  everywhere, 
whether  recent  graduates  or  practi- 
tioners of  long  standing,  are  being 
given  special  training  in  these  matters. 
They  are  ready  at  all  times  to  supply 
their  services  to  those  who  are  sick, 
either  as  private  patients  or  in  the 
clinics,  where  physicians  constantly 
offer  a  high  quality  of  medical  service 
to  those  unable  to  pay,  or  able  to  bear 
only  a  part  of  the  necessary  costs. 
The  patient  himself  must  volunteer 
for  examination  and  must  persist  in 
treatment. 


I  PAY  THE  CHECK- 
TOM  TAKES  HER 


1ILJESTS  INDICATE THAT76% OF 
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{Continued  pom  page  19) 

to  be  buried  in?"  Bill  asked. 

"No,  velly  bad  luck  Sam  Lee  be 
buried  here.  Never  rest.  No,  never. 
In  China,  I  rest  with  ancestors.  .  .  . 
You  give  me  my  money,  please,"  Sam 
Lee  begged. 

"I  suppose  you've  even  got  your 
coffin  all  picked  out,"  jeered  Merv. 

"Yes,  sir."  Again  Sam  Lee  grinned 
placatingly.  "All  bought  and  paid 
for,  and  put  away  in  my  house." 

"Yeah?"  Bill  snarled  suddenly. 
"Well  two  bits  is  all  you  get."  He 
shoved  the  coin  into  Sam  Lee's  out- 
stretched palm,  grabbed  the  flowers, 
and  let  the  clutch  in.  The  car  leaped 
forward. 

But  Sam  Lee  clung  to  the  running 
board  with  a  desperate  grip.  "No, 
wait — please!"  he  cried.  "You  give 
me  my  money." 

Bill  paid  no  attention,  and  gave  the 
car  more  gas.  Suddenly  Sam  Lee 
lost  his  footing.  Merv,  at  the  side  of 
the  car,  had  one  brief  terrifying 
glimpse  of  Sam  Lee  being  dragged 
along,  before  his  hand  slipped  off.  He 
screamed  once — a  thin  scream  that 
ended  abruptly. 

"Stop,  Bill!"  Merv  exclaimed.  "You 
threw  him  off  head  first  into  that  con- 
crete post!" 

|_JE  was  still  alive  when  they  ran 
I  I  back  to  where  he  lay  in  the  gutter. 
While  Merv  and  Wally  bent  over  him 
Bill  looked  up  and  down  the  street  to 
see  if  Sam  Lee's  screams  had  at- 
tracted any  attention.  He  was  sure 
they  had  not.  This  was  a  quiet  street, 
and  a  lonely  one.  There  were  only 
a  few  widely-scattered  houses  and 
no  traffic. 

"Come  on,"  Merv  said  shakily. 
"We've  got  to  get  him  to  a  hospital. 
Quick!" 

"Well—"  Bill  said,  not  bending 
down  to  help  lift  Sam  Lee. 

"Come  on!  He'll  die  if  we  don't 
hurry!" 

"O.  K.,"  Bill  said.  He  put  his  hands 
under  Sam  Lee's  arms  and  lifted  him 
with  a  long,  not  very  gentle  move- 
ment. 

They  got  Sam  Lee  into  the  back 
seat,  and  Wally  got  in  there  with  him, 
while  Merv  sat  in  front  with  Bill.  Bill 
started  the  car  off  down  the  street. 

In  a  minute  Merv  began  to  fidget. 
"Bill,  step  on  it,  step  on  it!  We  got 
to  hurry!"  he  urged. 

"Why?"  Bill  asked  softly.  His  mo- 
ment of  indecision  was  over.  He  knew 
what  he  would  do  now. 

"You  know  what'll  happen  if  we 
take  that  Chinaman  to  the  hospital 
and  unload  him,"  he  went  on.  "We'll 
be  kissin'  our  college  careers  good- 
bye." 

"Yea — I  guess  you're  right.  But — 
but  what  can  we  do?" 

"If  I  take  it  easy — "  Bill  suggested. 

"You  mean —  Oh,  no!  We  couldn't 
do  that!"  Merv's  face  showed  young 
and  shocked  beside  Bill's  lean,  tight- 
lipped   frown. 

Bill's  eyes  slewed  sideways  for  an 
instant.  "Why  not?  Who'll  know? 
Hit  and  run  driver's  victim  found  at 
the  side  of  the  road." 

"No—" 

Wally's  voice,  almost  sobbing  came 
from  the  back  seat.  "Fellows!  He's 
dead!  He  just  died!  He  gurgled 
somethin'  in  Chinese — and  then  he 
died.     Bill,  stop!" 

Bill  slowed  the  car  up  and  drew  it 


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over  to  the  side  of  the  road. 

"All  right,"  he  said  irritably.  "He's 
dead.  Swell.  That  makes  it  a  hell 
of  a  lot  easier  for  us." 

Even  Wally  was  shocked  into  si- 
lence. His  hysterical  mumblings  died 
away. 

"Come  on,  Bill,"  Merv  said.  "Let's 
leave  him  here  and  beat  it." 

But  Bill  did  not  move.  "No,"  he  said. 
"I  got  a  better  idea.  Throw  him  out, 
and  maybe  somebody  can  trace  him 
to  us.  But — no  corpus  delicti,  no 
crime.  A  chinaman  disappears.  Okay, 
who  cares?" 

"But — but  what  can  we  do  with 
him?" 

Bill  spoke  two  words:  "Medical 
school.  .  .  ."  Uncomprehending  looks 
were  his  only  answer.  "In  the  base- 
ment— those  vats  of  pickling  fluid, 
where  they  keep  the  stiffs.  One  of 
them's  hardly  ever  used.  If  we  toss 
him  in  there,  he'll  never  be  found — 
and  even  if  he  is,  what's  the  differ- 
ence? Just  another  stiff  to  be  dis- 
sected." 

Wally  almost  screamed.  "I  don't 
wanna  do  that!"  he  sobbed. 

"Whether  you  do  or  don't,  you 
will!"  Bill  snapped,  so  viciously  that 
Wally  cringed  back  against  the  seat. 
Then  Bill  chuckled.  "Here's  one 
Chinaman  that  won't  be  buried  with 
his  ancestors!"  he  said. 

That  was  how  it  started. 

That  night,  Merv  felt  that  he  was 
seeing  Bill  for  the  first  time.  He'd 
known  Bill  was  a  cold  one,  all  right, 
but  he  hadn't  known  he  was  capable 
of  such  steely,  remorseless  courage.  A 
horrible  courage. 

HE  tried  not  to  remember,  in  the 
weeks  that  followed,  that  scene  in 
the  deserted  basement  of  the  labora- 
tory when  the  two  of  them  toppled  the 
dead  body  of  old  Sam  Lee  into  one  of 
the  big  vats  full  of  evil-smelling  pre- 
servative, while  Wally  kept  guard  out- 
side for  the  night-watchman.  He  tried 
to  forget,  but  he  never  did. 

Bill  didn't  mind  thinking  of  it.  He 
proved  that  when,  three  weeks  after 
Sam  Lee  disappeared,  he  suddenly 
proposed  to  take  the  body  out  of  the 
vat  and  put  it  on  one  of  the  dissecting 
tables. 

"There's  still  a  chance  it  can  be 
traced  and  identified,"  he  explained  to 
Merv.  "This  way,  we  can  get  it  on 
our  own  table  and  make  sure  there 
aren't    any   finger-prints    left." 

Merv,  hypnotized  by  Bill's  cold- 
bloodedness, went  through  the  second 
ordeal.  They  didn't  tell  Wally  what 
they  had  done — and  that  was  Bill's 
first  mistake.  When  Wally  came  to 
the  laboratory  table  the  three  of  them 
shared,  the  next  morning,  and  saw 
Sam  Lee's  body  on  it,  he  went  deathly 
pale,  bolted  from  the  room,  and  left 
school  for  good  that  same  day. 

Bill  was  scornful  over  Wally's  weak- 
ness. But  Merv,  in  his  heart,  couldn't 
blame  him.  He  felt  sick  as  he  watched 
Bill  calmly  going  about  the  business 
of  making  sure  there  would  be  noth- 
ing left  to  identify  Sam  Lee. 

Darkness  had  fallen  over  the  cam- 
pus a  night  or  two  later,  when  Bill 
rapped  sharply  on  Merv's  door.  "Come 
on,"  he  commanded.  "We've  got 
work  to  do."  He  refused  to  say  any 
more  until  they  were  out  and  walk- 
ing on  one  of  the  graveled  paths.  Then 
he  went  on,  in  a  conversational  tone: 
"I  been  doin'  a  lot  of  thinkin'  today. 
You  know,  there's  still  a  long  chance 
that  Chink  can  be  identified.  We've 
fixed  the  fingerprints.  And  tonight 
we're  going  to  take  care  of  the  rest 


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Greasy,  painted 
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painted  look. 


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of  it." 

Merv  stopped  short.  "What — what 
are  you  going  to   do?" 

"I  read  somewhere  that  the  cops 
have  a  way  of  buildin'  up  a  man's 
face  from  his  skull.  But  suppose 
there  wasn't  any  skull  to  work  on? 
Tonight,  we're  going  to  destroy  the 
only  identification  possible — we're 
going  to  disarticulate  the  Chinaman's 
head!" 

"No!  Not  me!"  Merv  cried  hoarse- 
ly. "I'm  getting  out  of  here!"  He 
turned  and  ran  back  toward  the 
dormitory. 

Bill  looked  after  him.  Then  he 
chuckled.  "Yellow!  Well,  I'll  do  it 
myself — I  expected  to  anyway." 

He  went  on  into  the  laboratory. 


MOTHING  had  ever  looked  as  good 
'  ^»  to  Wally  as  that  sleepy  Southern 
town  where  he  had  been  born.  Almost 
it  seemed  as  if  that  horrible  affair  up 
North,  with  Bill  and  Merv,  had  never 
happened.  Almost  .  .  .  except  some- 
times at  night,  when  he  woke  up  shiv- 
ering from  a  dream  he  had  forgot- 
ten. 

Sally  Lou  helped.  It  was  easy  now 
to  persuade  both  himself  and  her  that 
the  only  reason  he'd  quit  school  and 
come  home  was  that  he  just  couldn't 
bear  to  be  away  from  her.  Nights  he 
sat  on  her  front  porch,  with  her  cud- 
dled up  close  to  him,  and  the  warm 
darkness  caressing  them  both  with  its 
velvet  softness,  while  he  told  her  how 
much  he  loved  her. 

Only,  one  night,  it  seemed  darker 
than  usual.  There  were  deep  pits 
of  shadow  at  the  edge  of  the  porch, 
and  even  in  the  darkness  they  seemed 
to  move.  Sally  Lou,  was  there,  in  his 
arms,  and  everything  should  have 
been  the  same  .  .  .  but  it  wasn't.  And 
suddenly,  Wally  was  frightened. 

He  heard  a  voice,  a  quiet,  plaintive 
little  voice. 

"Please — where  is  my  head?"  it 
asked.     "Give  me  back  my  head." 

He  gasped,  and  Sally  Lou  jumped. 
"Wally,  what's  the  matter?"  she 
asked. 

"Don't  you  hear  it?" 

"Don't  I  hear  what.  What  are  you 
talkin'  about?" 

"Please — where  is  my  head?" 

Wally  screamed.  Now  he  saw  him. 
standing  there  on  the  top  step  of  the 
porch,  standing  there  with  his  arms 
outstretched  as  if  to  receive  some- 
thing. 

He  wanted  to  run  away,  but  his 
muscles  refused  to  move;  he  wanted 
to  explain,  but  his  lips  refused  to 
form  coherent  speech. 

"Please — give  me  back  my  head." 

There  was  something  in  his  breast 
that  seemed  about  to  burst.  His  blood 
was  drumming,  throbbing  in  his 
ears.  He  saw  the  phantom  take  a 
step  toward  him.  Then  there  was  a 
tremendous,  rending  surge  of  the 
pounding  pain  in  his  breast,  and  he 
fell  forward  in  Sally  Lou's  arms. 

Sally  Lou  thought  he  had  fainted. 

But  he  was  dead. 

*     *     * 

Because  Merv  arrived  home  unex- 
pectedly, he  found  the  house  empty 
except  for  Jenkins,  the  butler.  Mr. 
Thomas  had  been  called  out  of  town. 
Jenkins  said,  and  Mrs.  Thomas  had 
gone  with  him. 

"All  right,  Jenkins,"  Merv  said.  "My 
room's  ready,  isn't  it?  Just  bring  me 
up  something  to  eat,  and  I'll  go  right 
to  bed." 

Jenkins  went  down  to  the  kitchen 


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A  Country  School 
Teacher  Advises 
How  to  Improve 
Your  Looks.Gef 
New  Strenqth 
and  Energy ! 


Read  this  actual  letter: 

"Sabula.  Mo..  Feb.   28.    19ST. 
Kelpamalt  Co.,   Gertlemen: 

I  am  a  teacher  in  the  public  schools  and  ever 
since  I  can  remember,  my  face  has  had  sunken 
spaces  on  each  of  my  cheeks  and  my  eyes  were 
dull  and  listless.  I  took  everything  and  did 
everything  that  everyone  mentioned  to  me  .  .  . 
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to  make  some  sandwiches,  thinking 
as  he  did  so  that  Master  Merv  didn't 
look  well.  Got  into  some  sort  of 
mix-up  at  school,  he  shouldn't  won- 
der. There'd  be  a  nice  bit  of  trouble 
when  Mr.  Thomas  found  out. 

Carrying  the  tray  with  its  neat  pile 
of  sandwiches  and  glass  of  milk,  Jen- 
kins went  slowly  up  the  service  stairs. 
As  he  came  into  the  hall  he  had  the 
strangest  impression  that  he  heard 
the  soft  shuffle  of  slippered  feet  above 
him,  on  the  floor  of  the  upstairs  land- 
ing. It  was  ridiculous,  of  course.  No- 
body but  himself  and  Master  Merv 
could  possibly  be  in  the  house.  Nev- 
ertheless, he  took  time  to  set  the  tray 
down  and  see  to  the  locks  on  all  the 
doors  and  windows  before  going  on 
up.  His  hand  was  on  the  door  of 
Master  Merv's  room  when  he  stopped 
in  amazement.  Master  Merv  was  talk- 
ing, inside,  in  a  loud  voice. 

"I  haven't  got  it!"  he  was  saying. 
"It  was  Bill  Miller,  I  tell  you!  Stay 
back!  Don't  come  any  closer  or  I'll 
shoot!" 

Jenkins  threw  the  door  open,  just 
in  time  to  see  Merv  fire  three  shots 
into  empty  air.  Hastily  setting  down 
the  tray,  he  ran  forward. 

"Master  Merv!  What's  the  matter? 
Give  me  that  gun,  sir!" 

Merv  appeared  not  to  hear  him  at 
all,  and  Jenkins  tried  to  take  the  pis- 
tol away  from  him.  Merv  jerked 
away  but  Jenkins  held  on,  attempting 
to  twist  the  pistol  out  of  his  hand. 
They  were  struggling,  with  Jenkins' 
hand  caught  under  Merv's  arm,  when 
the  gun  went  off  and  Merv  slumped 
to  the  floor,  a  bullet  in  his  side. 

He  died  almost  at  once,  but  before 
he  died  he  whispered  something 
that  Jenkins,  kneeling  white-faced  and 
terrified  beside  him,  didn't  understand 
at  all. 

"Bill  Miller.  .  .  .  Now  he'll  go  to 
you  .  .  Oh,  I  pity  you!" 


|"  HE  idea  that  anybody  should  pity 
'  him  would  have  made  Bill  Miller 
snort  with  disgust.  He  was  comfort- 
able enough,  he  told  himself,  and  he 
was  glad  Merv  and  Wally  were  gone. 

There  was  only  one  thing  that  wor- 
ried him,  and  it  only  a  little.  It  was 
safe  enough  now,  wrapped  up  in  some 
old  rags  and  stowed  away  in  the 
trunk  in  the  corner  of  his  room,  but 
he  was  going  to  have  to  get  rid  of  it 
somehow,  someplace,  and  he  hadn't 
figured  out  how  or  where.  He  wasn't 
afraid  of  the  job,  nor  did  having  it  in 
the  trunk  bother  him  particularly,  but 
getting  rid  of  it  was  something  that 
had  to  be  planned  as  carefully  as  he'd 
planned  every  other  step  since  the 
night  Sam  Lee  was  killed. 

One  night,  several  days  after  Merv's 
departure,  he  came  home  at  three  in 
the  morning,  his  eyes  smarting  from 
a  long  session  at  the  poker  table.  He 
was  more  tired  than  he  remembered 
having  been  for  a  long  time,  and  at 
first,  when  he  thought  he  heard  some- 
one call  his  name,  he  attributed  it  to 
his  nerves.  There  was  no  one  in  his 
room,  and  no  one  outside.  But  the 
call  came  again,  and  again,  and 
though  it  seemed  ridiculous,  it  came 
from  the  direction  of  his  trunk. 

He  stepped  toward  the  trunk,  then 
drew  back.  "You're  goin'  nuts,"  he 
muttered  to  himself.  "Nobody  could 
hide  in  that  trunk — and  skulls  can't 
talk!" 

Those  words — "Skulls  can't  talk" — 
impressed  him  as  a  talisman  against 
the  fear  he  could  feel  growing  inside 


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him.  He  went  on  repeating  them  as 
he  stood  there,  looking  at  the  trunk, 
feeling  a  stronger  and  stronger  urge 
to  open  it  up  and  look  inside  it. 

Then  he  was  on  his  knees,  fumbling 
with  the  lock,  yanking  open  drawers, 
tossing  aside  clothes.  A  prickle  of 
horror  touched  the  base  of  his  neck 
when  he  reached  Sam  Lee's  head — the 
wrappings  in  which  he  had  so  care- 
fully enshrouded  it  were  off,  fallen 
away  like  the  shell  of  a  nut  from 
around  the  kernel.  Then  he  calmed 
himself — of  course,  in  jerking  the 
drawer  open,  he  had  loosened  them. 

He  could  not  take  his  eyes  from  it. 
And  then  he  seeemd  to  hear  it  say, 
"Pick  me  up!  Pick  me  up!" — though 
the  lips  did  not  move. 

He  grew  angry.  What  did  it  think 
it  was,  anyway?  It  was  nothing  but 
so  much  flesh  and  bone.  It  couldn't 
talk,  it  couldn't  move.  He'd  pick  it  up 
all  right.  .  .  . 

DUT  when  he  had  it  in  his  hands  he 
^  couldn't  drop  it.  He  had  the  sen- 
sation that  time  was  standing  still, 
while  he  held  Sam  Lee's  head  in  both 
his  hands.  The  head  was  changing 
size,  becoming  larger  and  larger,  and 
its  eyes  had  opened  and  were  looking 
at  him.  Then  he  realized  that  his 
hands  were  moving,  bringing  it  closer 
to  his  face — and  that  nothing,  not  all 
his  will  nor  all  his  strength,  could 
stop  them!  He  shrieked,  but  still  his 
own  hands  moved  closer,  carrying  the 
grinning,  open-mouthed  head  nearer 
and  nearer.  Those  dead,  sightless 
eyes — they  were  fixed  upon  the  beat- 
ing pulse  in  his  throat,  eagerly,  gloat- 
ingly! 

The  inexorable  hands  brought  the 
head  to  its  goal.  The  teeth  buried 
themselves  in  his  throat. 

Mr.  Sun  Ti  was  at  the  dock  early 
with  his  regular  monthly  shipment. 
There  were  twelve  coffins  this  time, 
twelve  bodies  to  be  shipped  back  to 
China.  As  often  as  the  captain  of  the 
S.  S.  Oriental  had  watched  Mr.   Sun 


Ti  bring  his  neatly  boxed  dead  to  the 
dock  and  fuss  over  them  like  a  mother 
hen  with  her  chicks,  he  never  failed 
to  experience  an  eerie  sensation  as 
he  watched.  He  didn't  much  like  the 
idea  of  a  man  like  Mr.  Sun,  whose 
profession  was  collecting  money  from 
those  poor  yellow  devils  to  send  them 
back  home  after  they  were  dead. 

He  had  just  handed  Mr.  Sun  the  re- 
ceipt for  the  twelve  coffins  when  a 
sailor  came  running  up  from  the  hold, 
looking  frightened. 

"Those  coffins,  sir — "  he  stammered. 

"Yes — well,  what  about  them?" 

"There  was  twelve  of  them,  sir — I 
counted  them  myself  when  they  was 
put  in  the  hold.  But  now  there's 
thirteen!" 

"You're  crazy!"  said  the  captain 
crossly.  Beside  him  the  bland  face 
of  Mr.   Sun   showed  no   change. 

It  was  true.  The  captain  had  to 
admit  it  as  he  stood  in  the  hold  and 
counted  the  boxes.  Twelve  coffins, 
and  another  one  set  a  little  apart  from 
the  others.  He  prodded  it  gently  with 
his  foot,  and  it  moved  a  few  inches. 

"Perhaps,"  suggested  Mr.  Sun  Ti, 
"there  is  nothing  in  it.  We  will  open 
it,  please." 

"Um — well,  all  right,"  agreed  the 
captain.  He  motioned  to  the  sailor, 
who  went  unwillingly  to  work.  The 
nails  squeaked  as  they  were  pulled 
from  the  green  wood  of  the  box.  Fear- 
fully, the  sailor  raised  the  lid. 

The  captain  caught  his  breath.  In- 
side there  was  nothing  but  a  skull, 
its  skin  stretched  tight  and  leathery 
over  the  bones.  And  on  its  lips  were 
stains — the  stains  of  fresh  blood! 

If  you  liked  this  story  we  have  an- 
other one  especially  for  you,  in  the 
April  issue  of  Radio  Mirror — a  First 
Nighter  drama  which  made  history 
even  for  this  outstanding  weekly  pro- 
gram. If  you've  passed  the  nerve  test 
of  "The  Thirteenth  Corpse,"  then 
you're  eligible  to  read  the  second  in 
this  series  of  radio's  contributions  to 
thrill- seekers. 


"It's  the   new   Daisy   Belle  Dairy   Program!" 


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about  unmarried  mothers — let  alone 
count  them!  If  a  count  had  been 
made,  or  questionnaires  about  peo- 
ple's private  lives  answered  as  hon- 
estly as  these — "  he  pointed  to  other 
paragraphs  statistically  detailing  in- 
formation about  first  experiences  in 
sex  relations —  "I  daresay  the  results 
would  have  been  even  more  startling. 

BASIC  human  desires  and  actions 
never  have  changed  in  the  history 
of  mankind  from  the  time  you  were  a 
tadpole  and  I  was  a  fish.  In  monoton- 
ous procession,  the  older  generation 
has  been  howling  about  'this  genera- 
tion,' and  how  it's  going  to  the  dogs. 
Your  grandmother  did  it  and  her 
grandmother  before  her.  It's  an  old. 
old  story." 

"But  what  proof  is  there,"  I  in- 
sisted, "that  the  youth  of  today  re- 
sponds to  purity  more  now  than  in 
—say— 1920?" 

"I'll  give  you  the  proof,"  DeMille 
replied. 

In  this  commercial  age,  he  said, 
plays  are  produced,  pictures  made, 
books  written  and  radio  shows  broad- 
cast with  the  primary  purpose  of 
making  money.  People  pay  only  for 
what  they  want  and  enjoy.  Young 
people  make  up  a  vast  and  critical 
part  of  the  collective  public  that's 
doing  the  paying.  Therefore,  if  youth 
now  responds  more  to  the  finer  plays, 
pictures,  books  and  radio  programs 
than  to  those  which  pander  to  the 
sex  appetite,  it  is  because  they  want 
the  finer  things. 

I  admitted  that  so  far  he  was  right. 


Is   It  Flaming   Youth   Again? 

(Continued  from  page  14) 

"But,"  I  asked,  "do  they  respond  to 
those  better  plays,  books,  movies  and 
broadcasts?" 

"Indeed  they  do.'"  he  assured  me. 
"Take  the  Lux  Radio  Theater.  It 
reaches  millions  of  young  people,  and 
the  greatest  successes  of  the  fifty  or 
so  plays  we  have  produced  here  in 
the  past  eighteen  months  have  been, 
among  others,  'The  Magnificent  Ob- 
session.' 'Cavalcade.'  and  'The  Story 
of  Louis  Pasteur.' 

"I  make  pictures  which  I  believe 
will  make  money.  My  last  ones  have 
been  such  non-sex  stories  as  Par- 
amount's  'The  Plainsman'  and  the 
current  'The  Buccaneer.'  They  are  as 
innocent  of  suggestion  as  a  nursery 
rhyme.  I  deliberately  kept  them  so. 
I  employ  sensual  scenes  now  only 
when  they  are  an  integral,  necessary 
part  of  the  story,  not  as  a  device  to 
coax  people  into  a  theater." 

Thinking  back  to  an  earlier  mov- 
ing-picture day,  I  had  to  admit  that 
there  was  a  vast  difference  between 
DeMille's  present  pictures  and  his 
earlier  successes — "Male  and  Female," 
"Why  Change  Your  Wife?"  and  the 
others,  with  their  spectacular  orgies 
and  their  voluptuous  maidens  bath- 
ing in  milk  in  tubs  of  black  marble 
and  gold. 

"Look  at  your  list  of  current  best- 
sellers in  books — books  like  'North- 
west Passage'  and  'The  Citadel,'  "  he 
was  continuing.  "They  give  the  an- 
swer in  the  fiction  field." 

And  in  the  whole  field  of  radio  it- 
self— well,  there  we  agreed  that  radio 
alone    is    a   powerful    argument    that 


public  taste  demands  romance,  excite- 
ment— but  not  sex.  Only  a  scattered 
few  of  the  less  popular  programs 
make  any  attempt  to  depend  upon  the 
lurid  or  the  sensational  aspects  of 
life  for  their  appeal. 

"These  four  fields  of  entertain- 
ment," DeMille  said,  "show  the  re- 
sponse to  purity.  They  are  your 
proof.  More  significant,  the  choice  of 
purity  is  a  voluntary  one,  not  some- 
thing forced  upon  the  public  by 
ignorance,  frustration,  church  edicts, 
an  economic  system,  or  practical  dif- 
ficulties. 

"Youth  is  choosing  purity  because 
it  knows  the  value  of  it  in  thought 
and  deed.  Knows  it  because  it  has 
had  the  opportunity  to  weigh  and 
consider  the  opposite." 

OF  course,  he  admitted,  young  peo- 
ple still  take  advantage  of  the 
new  freedom  to  indulge  their  desires 
and  explore  the  by-paths  of  sex.  There 
will  always  be  those  realists  who 
must  learn  what  is  sweet  and  what 
sour  by  tasting  of  it  themselves.  But 
the  vast  majority  have  learned  to 
choose  between  chastity  and  un- 
chastity  by  intelligent,  enlightened 
education  and  home  environment,  and 
by  frankly  honest  discussion. 

"The  light  of  knowledge  and  under- 
standing has  been  spread  over  sex 
and  sexual  relations,"  he  went  on. 
"The  mystery  has  been  taken  out. 
Where  there  is  no  mystery  there  is 
no  morbid  curiosity.  Where  there  is 
no  curiosity  there  is  no  undue  em- 
phasis or  interest."  (Turn  to  next  pg.) 


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They  continue  using  this 
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It's  a    lasting  attraction. 
And  little  wonder.  Italian  Balm  has  a  genu- 
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It's  a  very  IN  expensive  skin  protector  to  use — 
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Too,  he  said,  the  pedantic  old  hell- 
fire-and-damnation  preachment  of 
Be  Good  or  Else  has  given  way  to  the 
material  but  very  sound  advice  of 
Be  Good  Because  You'll  Benefit. 

But  here  I  had  to  express  another 
doubt,  another  side  to  DeMille's  argu- 
ment. "Many  people  think,"  I  said, 
"that  all  this  free  discussion  of  sex 
between  young  people  kills  romance 
and  makes  love  nothing  but  a  biologi- 
cal act." 

HE  admitted,  it  was  a  point  open  to 
argument.  "Perhaps  such  extreme 
frankness  isn't  entirely  a  good  thing. 
Perhaps,  besides  robbing  sex  of  its 
morbid  interest,  it  also  robs  it  of 
some  of  its  beauty  and  rapture.  I 
know  my  grandmother  would  have 
swooned  at  the  thought  of  discussing 
such  things  openly.  She  would  not 
even  have  whispered  them  to  her 
husband.  But  then,  my  grandmother 
would  have  swooned  at  the  thought 
of  smoking  a  cigarette,  using  lipstick 
and  mascara,  or  wearing  shorts  and  a 
halter  in  public — or  even  in  private!" 

There  is  still  another  reason  De- 
Mille  believes  in  the  purity  of  today's 
youth.  It  may  sound  far-fetched,  but 
he  said,  in  effect,  that  the  average 
young  person  hasn't  time  nowadays 
to  be  unchaste! 

"The  entire  aim  of  a  young  woman's 
life  is  no  longer  directed  at  the  sole 
goal  of  being  a  wife,"  he  said.  "A 
woman  of  fifty  years  ago  had  precious 
little  to  look  forward  to  and  achieve 
but  crocheting  tidies  for  the  chairs  in 
the  front  room,  entertaining  the  Sew- 
ing Circle,  and  having  babies. 

"Look  at  what  she  can  do  today! 
The  arts,  commerce,  and  politics!  She 
has  learned  she  can  stand  on  her 
own  two  feet  and  make  her  own 
way,  if  she  chooses  or  if  she  must. 
Usually  it  is  by  choice. 


"Consequently,  men  today  are  not 
nearly  as  important  to  a  woman  as 
they  used  to  be.  They  no  longer  are 
the  sum  and  substance  of  her  exist- 
ence. And  as  a  result,  a  man  must 
be  something  more  than  a  physical 
mate  and  a  bankroll.  He  must  be 
a  companion,  keep  pace  with  her  de- 
velopment in  all  her  lines  of  en- 
deavor. That  takes  his  time  and 
energy,  just  as  it  takes  her  time  and 
energy  to  develop  her  abilities. 

"I  am  not  denying  that  sex  is  the 
focal  point  of  the  relationship  of  the 
sexes.  That  would  be  denying  na- 
ture itself.  But  I  am  saying  that  no 
longer  is  it  the  entire  relationship. 
Youth  has  found  that  out  along  with 
the  rest  of  us  and  has  adjusted  itself 
and    its    actions    accordingly." 

In  the  end,  the  present  furore  about 
youth  and  unchastity  boils  down  to 
this,  DeMille  believes:  people  are 
now  saying  in  print  what,  for  gen- 
erations, they  have  thought  in  pri- 
vate. This  makes  it  seem  a  horse  of 
another  color  when  in  reality  it's  the 
same  old  nag. 


HOW    DO    YOU    STAND    ON 
CHASTITY? 

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of  its  readers  on  this  controversial 
subject  and  is  offering  a  prize  award 
of  $20.00  for  the  most  convincing  let- 
ter. While  Mr.  DeMille's  views  are  still 
fresh  in  your  mind,  sit  down  and  write 
what  you  really  think.  Has  youth 
forgotten  chastity  or  is  DeMille  closer 
to  the  truth?  This  contest  will  close 
February  28,  1938.  Please  make  your 
letter  not  more  than  200  words  in 
length  and  address  it  in  care  of  the 
Editor.  RADIO  MIRROR,  122  East 
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TIPS    ON    TIPPING 

BY  EMILY  POST 


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ESPITE  the  fact  that  thousands  of  Americans  spend  millions  of  dollars  an- 
^S  nually  in  travel,  a  very  small  percentage  know  the  correct  amounts  to 
tip  servants  and  the  great  majority  either  over-tip  or  under-tip.  In  answer 
to  scores  of  requests  from  her  radio  listeners,  Emily  Post  has  listed  the  proper 
amounts  to  tip  for  different  services  on  land  and  aboard  ship. 


TIPPING  ASHORE 

The  usual  tip  for  a  waiter  in  a  res- 
taurant is  10  per  cent  of  the  bill — but 
never  less  than  twenty-five  cents  when 
there  is  a  cloth  on  the  table. 

In  an  American-plan  hotel,  twenty  - 
five  to  fifty  cents  is  the  correct  tip  foi 
each  meal  taken  to  a  room. 

Chambermaid  in  a  first-class  hotel 
is  given  one  dollar  a  week  a  room; 
fifty  cents  a  week  in  a  small  inexpen- 
sive hotel;  or  a  dollar  a  month  in  a 
boarding  house. 

Nothing  to  the  doorman  for  putting 
bags  on  the  sidewalk. 

Twenty-five  cents  if  the  bellboy  car- 
ries baggage  to  room;  fifty  cents  if  the 
bags  are  many  or  very  heavy. 

Ten  cents  is  sufficient  for  ice  water, 
newspapers,   packages   or  telegrams. 

Twenty-five  cents  is  the  tip  for 
checking  wraps  in  the  dressing  room 
of  a  high-class  hotel  or  restaurant;  or 
ten  cents  for  the  coat  rack  at  the  en- 
trance to  the  dining  room. 

Taxi  drivers  are  tipped  about  ten 
cents  for  a  fifty-cent  drive,  fifteen 
cents  for  a  dollar,  and  ten  per  cent  for 
a  long  wait  or  distance. 

Twenty-five  cents  is  given  to  the 
train  porter  for  carrying  an  ordinary 
amount  of  baggage  an  ordinary  dis- 
tance. A  larger  sum  is  given  for  extra 
weight  or  distance. 


The  porter  in  a  Pullman  car  is  given 
twenty-five  to  fifty  cents  for  a  day,  and 
fifty  cents  a  berth  a  night.  The  tip  is 
increased  for  special  service. 

Bootblacks  are  tipped  five  cents,  and 
barbers,  manicurists  and  beauty  parlor 
specialists  on  the  basis  of  ten  per  cent 
of  the  bill. 

TIPPING  ABOARD  SHIP 

On  shipboard,  if  you  occupy  average 
cabin-class  accommodations  on  a  de- 
luxe ship,  the  cabin  steward  should 
be  tipped  five  dollars  if  you  are  a  man. 
If  you  are  a  woman,  divide  this  amount 
between  the  steward  and  stewardess. 

The  dining  room  steward  aboard 
ship  should  receive  five  dollars,  and 
his  assistant  two  and  a  half  or  three. 

The  deck  steward  should  be  tipped 
from  two  to  five  dollars,  depending 
upon  service  rendered. 

The  bath  steward  should  be  tipped 
one  dollar  a  week. 

Do  not  tip  a  ship's  officer!  It  is  good 
manners  to  thank  the  purser  or  ship's 
doctor  for  assistance  rendered — but  no 
tipping.  Only  in  case  of  severe  illness, 
the  doctor  should  be  given  an  envelope 
containing  the  amount  approximately 
that  which  would  be  charged  by  your 
own  doctor. 

Listen  to  Emily  Post  Tuesdays  and 
Thursdays  at  10:30  A.M.  on  CBS,  spon- 
sored by  the  Florida  CitrusCommission. 


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came  away  covered  with  blood. 
"Why,  I  guess  you  didn't  miss  after 
all,  Sister,"  he  said.  He  swayed, 
caught  at  the  table — and  then,  smiling 
apologetically,  sat  down. 

WELL,  thought  Jean  over  and  over 
again  throughout  the  long  hours 
of  that  night,  she  certainly  couldn't  let 
the  man  die.  Parson  or  no  Parson, 
he  had  saved  her  life  by  killing  that 
snake,  and  it  had  been  her  duty  to 
do  exactly  what  she  had  done — put 
Callie  to  work  heating  water,  getting 
out  the  first-aid  kit,  undressing  the 
man  and  getting  him  to  bed.  Her 
bullet  had  lodged  in  his  shoulder,  and 
though  he  insisted  it  was  only  a 
scratch,  by  the  time  Callie  had 
cleaned  it  and  ruthlessly  doused  it 
with  iodine,  he  had  lost  consciousness. 

Callie  fixed  herself  some  blankets 
on  the  floor  and  shooed  Jean  into  the 
cot  across  the  room.  There  she  lay 
for  hours,  conscious  of  his  heavy 
breathing,  conscious,  too,  of  his  face 
as  it  had  looked  just  after  he  fell 
asleep — defenseless  and  calm,  the  red 
hair  springing  up  strongly  from  the 
forehead,  the  clean,  straight  lines  of 
cheeks  and  chin.  In  spite  of  the  mys- 
tery surrounding  him,  in  spite  of  her 
doubts  about  him,  there  was  an  in- 
definable quality  in  him — the  mark, 
Jean  thought  suddenly,  of  a  gentle- 
man. 

Outside,  the  wind  hummed  through 
the  pines.  A  coyote  howled  distantly. 
The  man — The  Parson,  Clay  Ban- 
nister, whoever  he  was — breathed 
steadily,     deeply,     across    the    room. 


Follow  the  Moon 

(Continued  from  page  28) 

Fully  dressed  as  she  was,  Jean  sud- 
denly slipped  into  a  warm,  dreamless 
sleep. 

She  woke  up  to  bright  sunlight. 
Callie  was  in  the  kitchen  lean-to, 
fussing  with  the  stove.  The  Parson 
was  awake,  and  looking  at  her. 

"Good  morning,"  he  said. 

"Good  morning.  How  do  you  feel?" 

"I  can't  seem  to  move  my  arm.  But 
I'll  be  all  right." 

She  got  up  from  the  cot  and  went 
across  to  him,  laying  her  hand  on  his 
forehead.  She  thought,  from  its  heat, 
that  he  was  running  a  fever. 

"You  are  the  Parson,  aren't  you?" 
she  said.  It  was  more  of  a  statement 
than  a  question,  and  recognizing  that, 
he  looked  up  and  said  frankly: 

"They  call  me  that,  yes.  But  my 
name's  what  I  told  you — Clay  Ban- 
nister." 

"And  if  they  catch  you  they'll  put 
you  in  jail?" 

"Yes — if  they  don't  lynch  me  first." 

"I  don't  think  it's  anything  to  joke 
about." 

"No,  I  guess  not.  But  it's  funny 
how  soon  a  fellow  gets  used  to  the 
idea." 

Jean  thrust  both  hands  into  the 
pockets  of  her  riding  breeches  and 
stood  looking  down  at  him.  "I'm  not 
going  to  turn  you  in,"  she  said.  "You 
saved  my  life  last  night,  and  I'm 
grateful  for  it.  You  can  stay  here 
until  you're  well  enough  to  leave." 

"Thanks — but  I  can  leave  today." 

"Don't  be  silly.  With  that  bullet  I 
put  in  you,  you  can't  even  get  out  of 
bed  today."     She  turned  and  went  in 


to  help  Callie  in  the  lean-to. 

All  right,  she  said  to  herself,  you're 
compounding  a  felony  by  helping  this 
fugitive.  But  if  you  hadn't  shot  him 
just  as  he  was  saving  your  life,  he 
could  be  gone  now.  Besides,  let  the 
police  catch  their  own  men.  It's  not 
your  business  to  help  them. 

The  three  of  them  had  just  finished 
breakfast  when  Callie,  glancing  out 
of  the  window,  yelped  at  Jean: 

"Miss  Jean!  Heah  comes  de  Sheriff 
— an'  he's  got  a  lady  with  him!" 

If  Bannister  had  shown  fear,  if  he 
had  begged  her  not  to  let  the  Sheriff 
get  him,  Jean  might  have  acted  dif- 
ferently. But  he  only  laughed  and 
said,  "Guess  they've  got  me  now,  Miss 
Jean.    Thanks  just  the  same." 

"I'll  keep  them  out  of  here,"  Jean 
said  swiftly. 

"Don't  be  crazy!  You  can't  protect 
me  like  this  without  getting  yourself 
into  hot  water!" 

"I'll  be  all  right,"  Jean  promised. 
"You  just  be  quiet." 

SHE  stepped  out  on  the  porch  and 
closed  the  door  behind  her  just  as 
the  Sheriff  and  his  companion  were 
dismounting. 

The  Sheriff  had  brought  his  sister 
with  him  to  meet  her,  he  explained. 
He  hoped  she  didn"t  mind. 

"Of  course  not,"  Jean  said  ab- 
stractedly. 

Miss  McGill  was  a  tall,  raw-boned 
woman  of  middle  age,  with  a  kind 
face.  Like  her  brother,  Jean  thought 
— kind  as  long  as  you're  on  their  side 
of  the  fence. 


WHAT  FOOLS  WIVES  ARE 

TO  LET  THEMSELVES  GET 

"MIDDLE-AGE"  SKIN  J 


IM  SURE  VOL!  CAN 
MADGE  i   FOR  A  LONG  TIME 
MY  SKIN  WAS  SIMPLV  AWFUL! 
SO  DRY,  LIFELESS  AND  COARSE- 
LOOKING...  REGULAR 
"MIDDLE-AGE"  SKIN !  THEN 
LUCKILY  I  TRIED   PALMOUVE... 


BOB  SAYS  I'M  SO  MUCH  PRETTIER 
SINCE  I'VE  BEEN  USING  PALMOUVE, 
THE  SOAP  MADE  WITH   OLIVE  OIL, TO 

KEEP  SKIN  SOFT,  SMOOTH,  yOUNGi 


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SEE  THAT 


HSfe 


H' 


SMILE 


Where  cities  stand  today,  hunters 
once  pursued  the  deer.  A  hard, 
chancy  life  —  yet  lucky,  too! 
Tough,  primitive  fare  kept  the 
hunter's  teeth  properly  exercised 
—wonderfully  healthy!  We  mod- 
ern folk  eat  softer  foods  -give  our 
teeth  too  little  healthful  exercise. 


MOUTH   HEALTHY 


MODERN  TEETH  NEED  DENTYNE! 

That  special,  firm  consistency  of 
Dentyne  invites  more  vigorous  chew- 
ing exercise — stimulates  the  circula- 
tion of  the  blood  in  the  mouth 
tissues  —  stimulates  the  salivary 
glands  too,  promoting  natural  self- 
cleansing.  Dentyne's  a  real  aid  to 
sturdier,  whiter  teeth! 

YOU'LL  ENJOY  ITS  SPICY  FLAVOR! 

A  spiciness  that's  sweetly  smooth — 
irresistibly  delicious!  And  notice 
how  handily  the  Dentyne  package 
slips  into  your  pocket  or  handbag — 
that  neatly  flat,  round-cornered  shape 
is  a  feature   exclusively  Dentyne's. 

DENTYNE 

DELICIOUS   CHEWING   GUM 


"And  now,"  boomed  the  Sheriff, 
"where's  this  new  husband  of  yours? 
Don't  tell  me  he  isn't  up  yet?" 

"My — oh,  my  husband!"  Jean  said. 
"Why — no,  as  a  matter  of  fact,  he 
isn't.  You  see,  he — "  her  mind 
groped  for  something  to  say,  seized 
the  first  story  that  presented  itself. 
"He  isn't  feeling  very  well.  His  horse 
fell  with  him  yesterday,  and  he  hurt 
his — his  head." 

It  was  the  wrong  thing  to  say. 

"Oh,  you  must  let  me  see  him 
then,"  said  Miss  McGill.  "I'm  a 
nurse,  you  know." 

There  was  nothing  for  it  but  to 
let  her  in.  But  first  Jean  ducked  back 
into  the  cabin,  wrapped  a  towel 
around  Clay's  head  and  cautioned 
him  to  follow  her  lead  in  everything. 

I  UCKILY,  Miss  McGill  went  no  far- 
L  ther  than  to  take  Clay's  pulse  and 
temperature.  Once  outside,  she  shook 
her  head  gravely. 

"You've  a  very  sick  boy  on  your 
hands,  Mrs. — "  she  said,  and  stopped 
questioningly. 

" — Bannister,"  Jean  supplied,  be- 
cause it  was  the  only  name  she  could 
think  of. 

"He  needs  to  be  taken  care  of.  If 
I  didn't  have  to  be  back  in  San  Fran- 
cisco tonight  for  a  pneumonia  case, 
I'd  stay  myself.  But — "  Her  eye  lit 
upon  her  brother  standing  at  the 
foot  of  the  steps.  "Jim,  you  come 
back  to  Bristow  with  me,  and  then 
come  up  here  with  a  doctor." 

"Oh,  I  couldn't  ask  you — "  Jean 
began;  but  they  silenced  her  protests 
and  rode  off.  She  stood  there  a  mo- 
ment, thinking.  It  would  take  the 
Sheriff  and  the  doctor  not  more  than 
three  hours  to  return,  she  knew.  And 
if  a  doctor  once  saw  Bannister,  he'd 
find  the  bullet  wound,  and — 

There  was  no  need  to  tell  Clay 
what  had  happened.  He  had  heard 
all  that  had  been  said  through  the 
thin  walls  of  the  cabin,  and  when 
Jean  returned  he  was  sitting  up  in 
bed,  arguing  with  Callie. 

"I'll  be  all  right,"  he  was  saying. 
"Just  get  out  of  here  and  let  me  get 
dressed  and  I'll  be  on  my  way." 

"Mr.  Bannister!"  Jean  exclaimed. 
"You   can't  possibly   start   out  now." 

"I  can't  stay  here,  either,"  he  said 
grimly. 

"Help  him  get  dressed,  Callie.  I'm 
going  out  and  hitch  the  old  buck- 
board  to  the  horses,  and  we'll  drive 
to  Bristow." 

^  "You  can't  do  that!  We'll  meet  the 
Sheriff  on  his  way  back." 

"No  we  won't.    There's   a   clearing 


off  the  trail,  about  half  the  way  down, 
and  we'll  drive  in  there  and  wait 
until  the  Sheriff  has  passed.  In 
Bristow,  we'll  change  to  my  car  and 
I'll  drive  you  to  San  Francisco." 

He  stared  at  her.  "Do  you  realize 
what  you're  doing?" 

"Certainly." 

"But  why?" 

Jean  hesitated.  "Because— well, 
somehow  I  don't  believe  you  did  all 
the  things  they  say  you  did." 

His  eyes  held  hers  in  a  long  look. 
"Thanks,"  he  said  simply. 

He  was  still  protesting  when  Jean 
had  the  wagon  hitched  up  and  ready 
to  go,  but  the  exertion  of  getting  up 
and  dressing  had  shown  him  that  he 
was  a  great  deal  weaker  than  he  sup- 
posed, and  he  stopped  arguing. 

The  journey  to  Bristow,  strain  on 
the  nerves  though  it  was,  was  accom- 
plished successfully.  Jean  lost  no 
time  in  transferring  Bannister  from 
the  wagon  to  her  car,  and  setting  out 
for  San  Francisco.  She  could  tell  by 
his  face  that  his  arm  was  paining  him 
severely,  and  she  did  her  best  to 
make  him  comfortable  in  the  back 
seat  for  the  long  drive  to  the  city. 
Nevertheless,  it  was  with  a  sigh  of 
relief  that,  late  in  the  afternoon,  she 
drew  up  before  the  Page  home. 

She  and  Callie  were  helping  Clay  to 
get  out  of  the  car  when  another  car 
ground  to  a  sudden  stop  behind  them. 
Jean  looked  around,  and  her  face  fell. 
It  was  Laura  Todd — the  owner  of 
San  Francisco's  most  malicious  and 
gossiping  tongue.  And  Laura  had  her 
own  reasons  for  disliking  Jean.  For 
years  she  had  been  hopelessly  in  love 
with  Bart  Reid. 

There  was  another  woman  with 
Laura,  but  at  first  Jean  did  not 
recognize  her.  Then,  as  they  both 
alighted  and  came  toward  her,  Jean 
saw  who  it  was — Miss  McGill,  the 
Sheriff's  sister! 

"Well,  Mrs.  Bannister,"  she  was  say- 
ing. "I  didn't  expect  to  see  you  again 
so  soon.  But  I'm  glad  you  decided  to 
bring  that  sick  husband  to  civiliza- 
tion!" 

"Sick  husband!"  said  Laura  in  de- 
lighted amazement.  "So  you  married 
somebody  after  all!" 

Can  Jean  escape  the  predicament 
her  impulsive  gesture  towards  Clay 
has  put  her  into  without  making  mat- 
ters still  worse?  With  all  San  Fran- 
cisco buzzing  over  the  news  of  her 
cowboy  husband,  can  she  continue  to 
help  him  evade  the  law?  Don't  miss 
the  second  instalment,  in  next  month's 
Radio  Mirror. 


Mary   Mae  Starks,   the   first   prize   winner  of   Radio   Mirror's   Limerick 
Contest,  visits  the  Jack  Oakie  show  while  on  her  Hollywood  holiday. 


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(The  door  bell  rings) 

Fibber:     I'll  answer  it,  Molly. 

Molly:  You'll  git  down  in  the  base- 
ment.    I'll  answer  it. 

(The  door  opens) 

Man:  Good  afternoon.  You  the  lady 
of  the  house? 

Molly:    I  am.    What  do  ye  want? 

Man:  I  am  one  of  a  small  party  of 
tourists,  madam,  at  present  camped, 
rather  informally,  I  might  say,  a  few 
feet  from  the  railroad  tracks. 

Molly:    Oh.    .   .   .   Bums! 

Man:  Say  rather,  impecunious 
itinerants,  madam.  Peripatetic  refu- 
gees from  reality.  I  have  been  dele- 
gated a  committee  of  one  to  seek 
small  donations  for  a  worthy  charity. 
.  .  .  Charity,  I  blush  at  the  word. 

Molly:  Yer  nose  must  have  heard 
about  it  before  the  rist  of  yer  face. 
.  .  .  What's  that  on  yer  chest,  tat- 
tooing? 

Man:  Ah,  yes,  a  permanent  exhibit 
of  the  wonderful  women  who  have 
influenced  my  life.  There  was  Nellie, 
Fifi,  Gertrude,  Mable.  ...  I  am  read- 
ing from  left  to  right,  madam. 

Molly:  Heavenly  days!  And  if  I 
gave  you  some  money  I  suppose  you 
would  only  spend  it  for  more  tattoo- 
ing? 

Man:  Yes  madam.  I  would  add  to 
this  remarkable  community  of  ex- 
portraits.  That  is  the  worthy  charity 
I  spoke  of. 

Molly:    What  charity? 

Man:    My  community  chest.    I  .  .  . 

(The  door  slams  in  his  face) 

Fibber:    Who  wuz  that? 


'Tain't  Funny,  McSee 

(Continued  from  page  23) 

Molly:  Some  tramp.  He  wanted 
money  for  tattooing. 

Fibber:  Tattooing,  eh?  .  .  .  I'll 
never  forget  the  tattooing  Uncle  Azil 
had  on  his  back.  Had  a  picture  of  Jim 
Corbett  tattooed  on  one  shoulder  and 
Bob  Fitzsimmons  on  the  other.  He 
had  a  lot  of  muscular  control  and  used 
to  put  on  regular  ten  round  bouts. 
All  the  boys  around  the  livery  stable 
would  bet  on  one  or  the  other.  Never 
bet  myself  .  .  .  always  thought  the 
fights  wuz  fixed. 

Molly:  I'll  fix  another  fight  if  you 
don't  get  up  off  that  chair  and  start 
moving  that  fruit. 

Fibber:  (Getting  up,  but  still  talk- 
ing) Uncle  Azil  always  swore  them 
bouts  wuz  on  the  level.  Claimed  he 
never  knew  who  wuz  gonna  win 
cause  he  always  had  his  back  to  the 
fight.   .  .   .  Poor  Uncle  Azil. 

Molly:   Why,  "poor"  Uncle  Azil? 

Fibber:  (Sitting  down  again)  Why, 
one  summer  he  fell  off'n  a  wagon  and 
sprained  his  shoulder.  When  he  got 
outta  the  hospital,  Jim  Corbett  had 
no  more  punch  left  than  a  rabbit. 
Uncle  Azil  put  on  one  bout  after  that, 
but  it  wuz  so  one  sided  the  boxing 
commissioner  stopped  it  in  the  third 
round.  .  .  .  Nearly  broke  the  old 
man's  heart. 

Molly:  Heavenly  days.  (Then, 
suddenly  realizing  Fibber  is  sitting 
down  again)    McGee! 

(And  Ted  Weems  and  his  boys 
drown  out  the  rest  of  Fibber's  protests 
as  we  hear  them  play  "Once  in  a 
While.") 


AS  usual,  Molly  wins  the  argument. 
And  now  we  find  Fibber  slowly 
carrying  fruit  jars  from  one  part  of 
the  basement  to  the  other.  He  is  also 
carrying  the  conversation  with  a  new 
idea  he's  just  thought  of. 

Fibber:  Molly,  this  big  basement's 
going  to  waste.  We  gotta  lot  of  room 
down  here,  and  I've  got  an  idea. 

Molly:  I'll  bet  it  isn't  any  good. 
.  .  .  Be  careful,  you're  gonna  drop 
.  .  .  (crash!)  Oh  dear,  that's  the 
fifth  jar  you've  dropped.  .  .  .  Well, 
what's  yer  idea,  McGee? 

Fibber:  Why,  we  could  turn  the 
basement  into  a  dog  kennel. 

Molly:  A  dog  kennel?  Heavenly 
days! 

Fibber:  Sure.  Didn't  you  know  I 
used  to  be  a  famous  dog  trainer? 

Molly:    No. 

Fibber:  That's  right  Molly.  .  .  . 
Down  in  Texas.  Terrier  trainer 
McGee,  I  wuz  knowed  as  in  them 
days.  The  most  Talented  Taxpaying 
Teacher  and  Tall  Tamer  of  Titanic 
Tigers  and  Tiny  Terriers  from  Tim- 
buctoo  to  Tarry  town,  Texas! 

Molly:    Oh  dear. 

Fibber:  You  ever  hear  of  the  Hound 
of  the  Basketvilles? 

Molly:    What  about  it? 

Fibber:    I  trained  him! 

Molly:  Go  on,  McGee,  you  don't 
know  a  Sealyham  pup  from  a  Grey- 
hound Bus! 

(We  hear  a  knock  at  the  basement 
door) 

Molly:  Oh  dear,  I'll  bet  it's  that 
tramp  back  again. 


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>ome  girls  forget  that  rough  lips  repel. 

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Fibber:  Don't  worry  Molly,  I'll  take 
care  of  him.  (opens  door)  Listen  ye 
tramp!  .  .  .  Oh.  .  .  .  er  .  .  .  hello 
Geraldine. 

Gkraldine:  Oh  hello,  Mr.  McGee. 
Tee-hee-hee.  Hello  Molly.  Did  you 
hear  what  he  called  me? 

Fibber:  I'm  sorry  Geraldine,  I 
warn't.   .   .   . 

Geraldine:  Oh,  don't  mention  it. 
I  see  you're  fixin  up  a  fruit  cellar.  I 
just  love  to  can  things. 

Fibber:  Me  too.  I'd  like  to  can  the 
whole  job. 

Geraldine:  Last  year  I  put  up  some 
marvelous  dandelion  wine  but  it  blew 
up  one  night.  It  really  did.  .  .  . 
really.  Gerald  asked  me  if  it  was  the 
strawberries  and  I  said  no  it  was  the 
wine  and  he  said  either  way  it  was 
the  berries.  Oh  Gerald  says  the  cut- 
est things,  he  really  does. 

Fibber:  I'll  bet  he's  always  trying  to 
gag  you,  at  that. 

Geraldine:  Oh,  he  certainly  is.  But 
what  I  came  over  for  was  to  borrow 
some  clothespins.  Doesn't  it  sound 
silly?  Gerald  says  a  clothespin  is  a 
great  political  object  lesson.  He  says 
if  you  can  keep  straddling  the  line 
successfully  you'll  never  lose  your 
shirt.     Can  you  bear  it,  my  dear? 

Fibber:  No,  I  don't  think  I  kin. 
But  you  tell  him  he's  right  about 
clothespins  and  politicians.  They're 
both  a  bunch  of  woodenheads  that 
never  appear  until  after  everything's 
all  washed  up. 

Geraldine:  Oh,  Gerald  will  simply 
love  that,  really.  Well,  I  simply  must 
be  off! 

Fibber:    I'll  say  so! 

Geraldine:     Biddle,   biddle,   biddle. 

(Door  closes  and  Fibber  locks  it) 

Molly:  What  are  you  locking  the 
door  for,  McGee? 

Fibber:  I  don't  want  anybody  com- 
ing in  here  until  after  Perry  Como 
sings. 

(We  hear  "If  It's  the  Last  Thing  I 
Do"  sung  by  Perry  Como.) 

MOW  we  find  Fibber  is  still  carry - 
'  ^  ing  fruit  jars  into  the  empty  coal 
bin,  and  Molly  trying  to  clean  up 
those  he's  dropped. 

(Knock  at  the  door) 

Fibber:  Come  in.  Well,  it's  Silly 
Watson.  Hi  there,  Sil,  did  you  finish 
shovelin'  the  snow  off  the  sidewalk? 

Molly:  Did  you  shovel  all  the  way 
down  to  the  corner,  like  I  told  you 
Silly? 

Silly:  Yah  suh,  yasman.  ...  I 
almost  done  "shoveled  off  to  Buffalo," 
.    .    .    That's  a  joke,  please  mam. 

Fibber:  Okay.  How'd  you  like  to 
lend  a  hand  here,  Sil? 

Silly:    Len  a  han  doon  wah? 

Fibber:  We're  moving  the  fruit  into 
the  coal  bin,  and  we'll  have  the  coal 


put  where  the  fruit's  been. 

Silly:    Wah? 

Molly:  We're  gonna  make  a  coal 
bin  outta  where  the  fruit's  been  .  .  . 
er,  McGee,  you  explain  it  to  him. 

Fibber:  Okay.  .  .  .  You  see  this 
room  here,  Sil?  This  is  where  the 
fruit's  been. 

Silly:  You  say  the  fruit's  been  in 
de  coal  bin,  please  suh? 

Fibber:  It's  in  the  coal  bin  now,  but 
this  is  where  it's  been! 

Silly:  Yassuh.  .  .  .  But  wheah's 
the  coal  been? 

Fibber:  The  coal's  been  in  the  coal 
bin!  But  we're  puttin  the  coal  where 
the  fruit's  been.     You  see? 

Silly:  Yassuh,  I  reckons  so.  .  .  . 
You  means,  if  you  left  de  little  old 
fruit  wheah  it  been,  the  coal  woulda 
been  in  de  bin  wheah  de  fruit  oughta 
have  been,  iffen  it  had  been. 

Fibber:  Yes  and  .  .  .  QUIET,  SIL! 
What  did  you  come  down  here  for, 
anyway? 

Silly:  Well,  please  suh,  I  wus  out 
in  front,  shovelin  de  snow  like  you 
sez,  when  de  mailman  come  by  and 
done  gimme  dis  little  ole  letter  for 
you. 

Fibber:  Letter?  Let's  see.  (We 
hear  paper  rustling)  .  .  .  Say  Molly, 
what  d'you  think?  It's  from  Nick  De- 
Popolus.  Can  you  imagine,  he's  vice- 
president  of  Paramount  studios  in 
Hollywood  now,  and  he's  offering  us 
a  big  chance  to  go  in  pictures. 

Molly:  Heavenly  days.  Lemme  see 
the  letter,  McGee. 

Fibber:  There  it  is,  right  there, 
Molly. 

Molly:  "Paramount  Studios  .  .  . 
office  of  the  president  vice  in  charge 
of.  Dear  Fizzer  and  Cuppie,  if  you 
were  for  to  being  here  in  Hollywood 
you  would  be  passing  up  like  nothing 
one  big  opportunities.  I  am  for  fixing 
a  spot  for  you  and  with  the  news- 
papers I  am  tip  tip,  number  1-A, 
honkey  dorey.  My  success  is  sure. 
Best  regards  to  you  if  I  don't  see  me. 
Nick  DePopolus."  .  .  .  Hmmm.  That 
looks  like  Greek  to  me. 

Fibber:  Sure,  that's  what  it  is.  .  .  . 
But  I  understand  Greek.  Nick's  with 
Paramount  Studios,  he's  got  the  news- 
papers all  set  for  a  big  publicity  cam- 
paign, and  he's  got  a  spot  for  us! 

Molly:    But  McGee.   .   .    . 

Fibber:  No  buts,  Molly.  Pack  up 
your  Sunday  bonnet,  we're  goin  to 
Hollywood! 

Well,  Fibber  McGee  and  Molly  are 
going  to  Hollywood,  but  something 
tells  us  all  is  not  right  here.  Be  sure 
and  tune  in  to  RADIO  MIRROR  next 
month  to  find  out  what  happens  to 
Fibber  and  Molly  in  the  glamorous 
land  of  the  stars,  Hollywood! 


Eight  precious  drops  of  "Theobroma" go  into  every  "Sub- 
Deb".  That's  how  Coty  guards  against  lipstick  parching. 


Facing  the  Music 

(Continued  from  page  56) 


Sonnie  Dunham  decided  to  organize 
his  own  band.  Casa  Loma  paid 
Sonny  his  $14,000  share.  (Dunham 
soon  gave  up  the  idea  and  returned 
to  the  band.) 

Eddie  MacHarg,  manager,  but  not 
a  stockholder,  believes  that  Casa 
Loma's  rigid  set  of  rules  is  responsi- 
ble for  the  organization's  high  morale. 

If  a  member  is  caught  drinking  or 
smoking  excessively  while  working, 
a  fine  of  $75  is  slapped  on  him.  If  a 
musician  is  late  for  a  rehearsal  or 
recording  date,  the  fine  is  $10.     The 


fine  money  is  used  wisely.  Casa 
Loma  is  one  of  the  few  orchestras 
which  buys  four  complete  sets  of 
uniforms  for  the  members.  They  all 
wear  full-dress   evening   clothes. 

The  average  age  of  the  band  is 
twenty-eight.  Husky,  202-pound  Pee- 
Wee  Hunt  is  exactly  that  age.  Glen 
Gray,  president  and  oldest  member, 
is  thirty-three.  Youngest  is  trumpeter 
Frankie  Zulo.  He's  twenty-three.  All 
eleven  board  members  are  married. 

A  sleeper  bus  that  cost  the  cor- 
poration    $40,000     and     is     used    for 


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lengthy  tours  is  another  Casa  Loma 
investment.  It  was  last  used  on  a 
coast-to-coast  tour  and  on  the  pay- 
roll were  two  porters  and  chauffeurs. 
Future  plans  call  for  a  Paramount 
Picture  contract  and  a  lengthy  dance 
engagement  in  Hollywood. 

5-i  *  # 

Ray  Noble's  success  in  the  recent 
Fred  Astaire  cinema,  "Damsel  in 
Distress,"  in  which  the  English  com- 
poser scored  a  personal  hit  as  "the 
boy  who  didn't  get  the  girl,"  has 
prompted  his  British  friend,  band- 
leader Jack  Hylton,  to  attempt  an- 
other visit  to  these  shores. 

Until  the  blond  maestro  landed  the 
Burns  and  Allen  NBC  frolic,  things 
were  not  going  so  well.  The  band  he 
had  in  dear  old  London  was  not  per- 
mitted to  come  to  this  country  with 
Ray,  because  of  union  rules.  And  it 
took  Ray  more  than  two  years  to 
organize  an  American  unit  that  com- 
pared favorably  with  the  unit  he  had 
across  the  sea. 

Now  things  are  brighter  for  the 
composer  of  "Good  Night  Sweet- 
heart" and  "Love  Is  The  Sweetest 
Thing."  More  picture  work  is  prom- 
ised and  he  finally  has  a  band  he 
likes. 

London,  however,  is  disappointed. 
Instead  of  expecting  the  return  of 
their  wayward  conductor,  they  are 
now  going  to  lose  another  favorite 
son,  Jack  Hylton. 

*  *  * 

KEEP  YOUR  EARS  TUNED  TO: 
Maxine  Sullivan,  dark-skinned  trou- 
badour who  is  currently  inveigling 
the  New  York  night  life  crowds  into 
the  Onyx  Club  on  New  York's  Fifty- 
second  Street.  Her  original  swing 
renditions   of   old   Scottish   tunes   are 


really  something  to  hear.  The  net- 
works haven't  discovered  her  yet, 
but  the  record  people  have. 

Johnny  Scott  Trotter,  who,  because 
of  his  graceful,  subdued  embellish- 
ments to  the  voice  of  Bing  Crosby  on 
that  NBC  hour,  will  soon  be  up  there 
with  the  big  boys. 

Phil  Spitalny  is  toying  with  the 
idea  of  presenting  his  famous  NBC 
"Hour  of  Charm"  orchestra  in  a  hotel 
supper  room.  When  radio  broadcasts 
are  through,  Phil  and  his  thirty-two 
distaff  side  members  huddle  together 
in  a  rehearsal  hall  for  secret  practices. 

Only  one  problem  is  delaying  the 
announcement  of  the  long-haired 
maestro's  return  to  dance  work. 

"I  want  to  make  sure,"  said  Phil, 
resting  comfortably  in  a  mammoth 
chair  which  bears  the  wood-carved 
inscription— TO  FATHER  ON  HIS 
FIFTIETH  BIRTHDAY— "that  when 
people  come  to  dance  to  my  band  it  is 
because  my  girls  play  good  music  and 
do  not  get  by  on  their  sex  appeal." 

A  feature  of  the  dance  orchestra 
will  be  a  new  rhythmic  style  of 
dancing  to  a  choir,  supplemented  only 
by  bass  and  guitar. 

Spitalny  laughs  off  the  warning 
that  the  gruelling  work  of  playing 
for  dinner  and  supper  shows  will 
have  its  telling  effect  on  the  girls. 

"Nonsense.  No  man  has  the  en- 
durance of  a  woman.  When  we  played 
five  shows  a  day  at  the  Paramount 
theater  in  New  York  recently,  the 
only  one  knocked  out  was  me." 

*  *  * 

OFF  THE  MUSIC  RACK 

Victor  Arden,  who  conducts  orches- 
tras heard  on  electrical  transcriptions 
over    351    stations,    uses    a    different 


technique.  He  rehearses  each  fifteen 
minute  program  for  two  hours.  Then 
there  is  a  dress  rehearsal.  Finally 
Arden  is  ready  for  the  "master"  rec- 
ord, a  wax  disc  from  which  hundreds 
of  records  can  be  reproduced.  Then 
he  listens  in  the  control  room  to  the 
"play  back."  If  there  is  the  least 
infinitesimal  flaw,  Arden  does  the 
whole  record  over  again  .  .  .  Red 
Norvo  and  his  rotund  wife,  Mildred 
Bailey,  may  follow  Benny  Goodman 
into  New  York's  Hotel  Pennsylvania 
.  .  .  Freddy  Martin  is  now  airing  his 
"Magic  Music"  from  the  swank  Ritz 
Carlton  in  New  York.  But  Freddy's 
ace  vocalist,  Terry  Shand,  was  none 
too  happy  about  returning  to  Gotham. 
Last  two  times  Freddy  came  to  New 
York,  Terry  was  in  auto  accidents 
.  .  .  Kay  Kyser's  new  audience  par- 
ticipation stunt,  "Kyser's  Kollege  of 
Musical  Knowledge,"  is  a  riproaring 
success.  Kay  is  mailing  out  over 
2,000  diplomas  a  week  to  wise  listen- 
ers who  participate  in  the  game  aired 

over  Mutual. 

*     *     * 

Is  there  ever  anything  new? 

Vic  Erwin  believes  there  is.  For- 
merly musical  conductor  for  the  Walt 
Disney  Silly  Symphonies  and  Max 
Fleischer  "Betty  Boop"  and  "Popeye" 
animated  cartoons,  Vic  has  trans- 
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band  world. 

He  takes  the  old  nursery  rhyme 
themes— "Old  King  Cole,"  "The  Pied 
Piper,"  etc.,  and  invigorates  them 
with  modern  tempos.  For  ideas,  he 
uses  musical  sound  effects  of  "build- 
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cars  going  down  hill  for  typical  car- 
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movie  lots  and  not  receiving  due 
credit,  Vic  told  his  idea  to  Max 
Fleischer. 

"You're  leading  with  your  chin, 
Vic,"  said  the  cartoonist  and  creator 
of  the  "Spinach"  man,  "How  can  you 
do  that  on  the  air?" 

But  Erwin  sought  out  the  Music 
Corporation  of  America.  They  got 
him  a  program  on  Mutual  for  experi- 
mental purposes. 

His  arrangements  of  "Aladdin's 
Lamp,"  "Tom,  the  Piper's  Son," 
"Soldiers  on  the  Shelf"  and  "Day  at 
Coney  Island"  are  the  best  examples 
of  musical  cartoons  and  can  be  danced 
to  in  swingtime. 

Crazy  about  nursery  rhymes  and 
juvenile  legends,  Erwin  is  unmarried, 
seldom  sees  any  children. 

ORCHESTRAL  ANATOMY 

GEORGE  HALL— Charles  Romano, 
violin;  Joe  Herde,  George  Paxton, 
Jack  Shilkret,  Michael  Bruce,  saxo- 
phones; Walter  Wax,  Phil  Silverman, 
trumpets;  Johnny  Doyle,  Howard 
Carlson,  trombones;  Sam  Bass,  drums; 
Bernard  Miller,  bass;  John  Guar- 
nieri,  piano.  Vocalists:  Dolly  Dawn, 
Michael  Bruce.  Theme:  "Cabin  of 
Dreams." 

PHIL  SPITALNY:  Evelyn,  Esther, 
Anna,  Florence,  Minna,  Lucille,  Jenna, 
Lucrezia,  violins;  Mildred,  cello;  Rose, 
bass;  Grace,  steel  guitar;  Alma,  tuba; 
Carlena,  harp;  Rochelle  and  Lola, 
pianos;  Vahra,  drums;  Guypsie,  Betty, 
Hazel,  saxophones;  Patricia,  Julie, 
Marie,  trumpets;  Velma,  trombone; 
Frances,  Lorna,  flutes.  Vocalists: 
Maxine,  Three  Little  Words  (Frances, 
Connie,  Fern).  Announcer,  Rosaline. 
Theme:   "Isle  of  Golden  Dreams." 

CORRESPONDENCE 

V.  LONGENECKER:  Johnny  Mc- 
Keever,  George  Hall's  erstwhile  half- 
pint  vocalist,  is  now  occasionally 
heard  over  New  York's  WNEW.  Write 
to  Bob  Crosby  at  the  Palomar  Ball- 
room, Los  Angeles. 


CHRISTINE  HANDEL:  Dolly  Dawn 
has  no  fan  club  in  her  honor  but  the 
cubby  little  vocalist  assured  me  that 
she  answers  all  her  own  fan  mail. 

FRED  KLOHN:  The  trend  in  male 
voices  for  radio  is  not  restricted  to 
one  type.  Baritone  Eddy,  Tenor  Ross, 
Crooner  Vallee  all  have  their  own 
large  following,  so  take  your  choice. 

MARION  GRAY:  To  you  and  all 
Lombardo  fans,  "The  Sweetest  Music 
This  Side  of  Heaven"  will  be  heard 
over  your  favorite  kilocycles  all  sea- 
son from  the  Roosevelt  Hotel  in  New 
York,  his  favorite  stamping  grounds. 
The  networks   are   CBS   and   Mutual. 

$  $  $ 

Girls  who  had  thought  there  was  a 
dearth  of  eligible  escorts  around  town 
find  a  certain  box  at  the  New  York 
first  nights  an  eye-opener.  For  seated 
there  they  see,  at  every  opening,  Olga 
Baclanova,  former  screen  star  siren 
and  now  mistress  of  ceremonies  of 
Mutual's  International  Salon  revue 
heard  Friday  nights  at  ten,  sur- 
rounded by  four — count  'em — men. 
And  one  and  all  are  handsome,  per- 
fectly tailored  and  absolutely  un- 
known to  the  curious.  Rumor  has  it 
their  anonymity  cloaks  ancient  titles. 


Ken    Alden, 
Facing   the   Music, 
RADIO   MIRROR, 

122   East   42nd   Street, 

New  York  City. 

My  favorite  orchestra  is 

and  I  want  to 

know  more  about  the  following: 


Name   .  . 
Address 


What's  New  From  Coast  to  Coast 

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Lum's  guest.  Dukey's  rodeo  and  polo 
days  are  just  memories  now,  but  he 
still  shows  plenty  of  the  old  pep  and 
vitality  that  won  him  Will  Rogers' 
affection. 

CINCINNATI— From  the  Great 
Smoky  Mountains  came  Wilda  Hinkle, 
WLW's  versatile  actress-producer, 
who  can  mimic  any  feminine  or 
juvenile  mountain  character  you  care 
to  mention.  When  she  was  a  girl  in 
the  North  Carolina  mountains  her 
family  and  neighbors  used  to  predict 
that  her  ability  to  mimic  other  people 
was  going  to  get  her  into  trouble 
some  day.  Instead,  it  got  her  a  job 
that's  unique  in  radio  annals — expert 
in  mountaineer  characterizations  for 
a  great  radio  station. 

Wilda  has  two  shows  of  her  own — 
Morning  in  the  Mountains,  every 
morning  except  Sunday  at  7:00,  and 
Rainbow  Ridge,  a  five-a-week  serial 
at  9:00  in  the  morning — but  some- 
where or  other  she  has  also  found 
time  to  write  another  in  which,  when 
it  goes  on  the  air,  she'll  play  all  five 
parts.  In  addition,  her  versatility 
makes  her  a  good  target  for  hard- 
pressed  WLW  directors.  In  one  week, 
recently,  when  an  epidemic  of  colds 
hit    the   studios,    she    played    sixteen 


different  roles  on  as  many  shows. 

Her  hobby  is  something  you  won't 
find  any  other  radio  star  indulging  in. 
Whenever  she  isn't  at  work  or  visit- 
ing the  home  folks  in  the  Great 
Smokies,  you'll  find  her  in  an  air- 
plane, hard  at  work  on  a  rather  grim 
pursuit — practicing  bombing.  A  few 
years  ago,  at  an  Armistice  Day  cele- 
bration in  Youngstown,  Ohio,  Wilda 
discovered  that  she  had  an  uncanny 
knack  for  dropping  bouquets  from  a 
speeding  airplane  so  they  landed 
about  where  she  wanted  them  to. 
Nearly  hitting  the  Mayor  with  a  bou- 
quet encouraged  her  so  much  that 
she  vowed  if  this  country  ever  goes 
to  war  she's  going  to  be  an  aviator, 
and  a  bomber  at  that! 


DETROIT — People  who  think  they 
know  how  to  pronounce  the  English 
language  get  a  rude  shock  when  they 
listen  in  on  CKLW's  Pronounce  It 
program,  originated  and  conducted  by 
Professor  E.  A.  McFaul.  For  suspense, 
drama,  interest  and  all-around  ex- 
cellence, say  Pronounce  It  fans,  their 
program  has  it  all  over  every  spelling 
bee  that  ever  happened. 

Perhaps  a  large  part  of  the  interest 
in  Pronounce  It  is  due  to  Professor 


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McFaul.  To  begin  with,  when  the 
program  first  went  on  the  air,  many 
months  ago,  he  was  a  man  of  mys- 
tery. His  sponsors,  the  Industrial 
Morris  Plan  Bank,  wouldn't  permit 
any  picture  of  him  to  be  printed,  and 
people  listening  to  him  got  the  idea 
from  his  voice  that  he  must  be  at 
least  forty,  and  more  likely  sixty-five 
or  seventy.  As  a  matter  of  fact,  he's 
in  his  middle  thirties,  looks  younger, 
and  is  a  bachelor. 

The  secret  didn't  come  out  until 
the  preliminaries  of  the  world's  first 
Pronounce-a-downs  were  held  in  De- 
troit's Statler  Hotel.  Instead  of 
hobbling  to  the  platform  on  a  cane, 
McFaul  bounced  up  the  steps  so  im- 
petuously that  he  stubbed  his  toe  and 
lost  his  professorial  balance — which 
started  the  session  off  with  a  bang. 

McFaul's  regular  program,  how- 
ever, isn't  a  contest — he  just  sits  in 
front  of  a  microphone,  pronouncing 
words,  spelling  them,  and  then  using 
them  in  entertaining  sentences.  The 
Pronounce-a-down  is  held  only  once 
a  year,  and  already  McFaul's  listeners 
have  sent  in  dozens  of  applications  to 
enter  the  1938  one. 

McFaul  isn't  really  a  professor  now, 
having  given  up  his  post  at  the  Uni- 
versity of  Detroit  to  do  full-time 
radio  work.  He's  a  native  of  Michi- 
gan, and  during  the  Chicago  Fair  he 
directed  the  Shakespearian  troupe 
there. 

*  *  * 

CINCINNATI—  Paul  Sullivan, 
WLW's  very  popular  news  commenta- 
tor, has  this  one  to  tell  on  himself. 
One  Sunday  morning  he  went  to  mass 
in  St.  Louis,  and  arrived  just  as  the 
priest  began  to  lecture  his  congrega- 
tion for  tardiness.     Paul  slipped  into 


a  secluded  seat  and  listened.  "You  are 
prompt  enough  at  your  radios,"  the 
priest  began.  Then  he  paused,  as 
though  searching  for  the  most  em- 
phatic way  to  denounce  the  suspected 
reason  for  his  parishioners'  lateness, 
and    exploded:      "Who    is    this    Paul 

Sullivan,   anyhow!" 

*  *         * 

Gertrude  Berg,  author,  director, 
and  star  of  The  Goldbergs,  is  an  old- 
fashioned  soul,  and  writes  every  word 
of  her  scripts  herself,  in  longhand, 
having  nothing  to  do  with  typewriters 
or  secretaries.  This  leads  to  an  up- 
setting state  of  affairs.  The  one  per- 
son in  the  world  who  can  read  Mrs. 
Berg's  handwriting  is  her  husband,  a 
busy  executive  in  a  New  York  firm. 
And  when  I  say  "the  one  person"  I 
mean  that  literally:  no  secretary  has 
yet  been  found  -who  doesn't  get  stuck 
on  at  least  one  word  in  five,  and  Mrs. 
Berg  herself  often  can't  read  what 
she's  written.  Every  night  Mr.  Berg 
takes  the  script  she  has  just  turned 
out  and  transcribes  it  on  a  type- 
writer, whence  it  goes  to  the  agency 
which  handles  the  show.  I  don't  like 
to  think  what  would  happen  to  The 
Goldbergs  if  Mr.  Berg  were  called 
out   of   town   on   business   for   a   few 

days. 

*  *         * 

KINGSTON,  ONTARIO— Not  far 

from  Kingston  is  Abbey  Dawn,  the 
first,  and  the  finest,  bird-and-wild-life 
sanctuary  in  North  America.  It's  a 
beautiful  place,  and  a  fitting  home  for 
the  man  that  many  consider  Ameri- 
ca's greatest  living  nature  poet — ■ 
Wallace  Havelock  Robb. 

Ten  years  ago,  Robb  was  the  suc- 
cessful superintendent  of  a  large  Ca- 
nadian manufacturing  concern.    Then 


he  did  what  most  people  wish  they 
had  the  courage  to  do — threw  up  his 
job  to  follow  the  work  he  liked  best. 
He  gave  up  his  business  entirely  and 
established  Abbey  Dawn,  going  there 
to  live  and  spend  his  time  writing 
nature  poetry. 

Now,  already  famous  for  his  writ- 
ings, he  is  fast  becoming  the  greatest 
poet  of  the  radio,  due  to  his  regular 
appearances  on  Canadian  stations 
CFRB  and  CFRC,  and  his  occasional 
ones  on  Mutual  and  National  network 
systems. 

When  Robb  gave  up  his  business 
career  he  also  gave  up  everything 
that  went  with  it.  His  writing  is 
done  with  a  quill  pen,  by  candlelight, 
because  he  disdains  fountain  pens, 
typewriters,  and  electric  light.  Sev- 
eral years  ago,  the  Prince  of  Wales 
(now  the  Duke  of  Windsor)  awarded 
his  royal  patronage  to  Robb,  who  thus 
became  the  first  poet  since  the  middle 
ages  to  have   a  royal  patron. 

Poet,  naturalist,  and  the  possessor 
of  a  rich  radio  voice,  Robb  makes  his 
broadcasts  something  to  listen  to  if 
you've  ever  stood  entranced  at  the 
beauty  of  a  landscape  or  listened  to  a 
bird  singing.  And  judging  from  his 
popularity,  there  are  plenty  of  folks 
who  have. 

Jfc  *  * 

MINERAL  WELLS,  TEXAS— Around 
the  WBAP  studios  they  call  him  "the 
mighty  mite  of  the  microphone,"  but 
his  real  name  is  Conrad  Brady,  al- 
though listeners  to  his  five-a-week 
program  know  him  equally  well  as 
Granny  Larkin,  Welby  Fudd,  and 
Sugar  Cane.  By  any  name,  Brady's 
the  lad  who  two  years  ago  took  a 
program  that  was  scarcely  more  than 
a  string  of  orchestral  selections  with 


J\ow  t/us  new  Cream  witk 


«. 


•& 


SHN-VnMIN 

doer  more Jor your  s£in 
fAan  everlefore 

The  "skin-vitamin"  is  now  in  a  beauty  cream! 

Four  years  ago  doctors  barely  suspected  that 
a  certain  vitamin  was  a  special  aid  to  the  skin. 
They  applied  this  vitamin  to  wounds  and  burns. 
And  found  it  actually  healed  them  quicker! 

This  is  the  amazing  "skin-vitamin"  which  is 
now  in  Pond's  Vanishing  Cream. 

Pond's  Vanishing  Cream  was  always  great  for 
smoothing  your  skin  for  powder,  and  overnight, 
too.  Now  the  use  of  Pond's  "skin -vitamin"  Van- 
ishing  Cream   actually   nourishes   your   skin! 

The  regular  use  of  this  cream  will  make  your  skin 
look  richer,  fresher,  clearer. 

Same  jars,  same  labels,  same  price 

This  new  Pond's  "skin-vitamin"  Vanishing  Cream  is 
in  the  same  jars,  with  the  same  labels,  at  the  same 
price.  Remember,  the  vitamin  it  contains  is  not  the 
"sunshine"   vitamin.   Not  the  orange- 
juice   vitamin.    But   the   vitamin   that 
especially    aids    skin   health  —  the   pre- 


cious "skin-vitamin"! 


Melts  Roughness 
Holds  Powder 


"NOW  IT 

NOURISHES, 

TOO . . . 

my  skin  looks 
richer ..."  says  Miss 
Geraldine  Spreckels 


"I  have  always  praised  Pond's  Vanishing  Cream.  It  smooths  skin  so  wonderfully 
after  exposure.  Now  it  is  grand  to  know  that  it  is  doing  more  for  your  skin  all  the 
time  you  have  it  on.  It  certainly  keeps  my  skin  in  perfect  condition  .  .  ." 


1       Test  it  in 
9  Treatments 


Pond's,  Dept.  8RM-VP, Clin- 
ton, Conn.    Rush  special  tube 
of  Pond's  "skin-vitamin"  Van-    Name 
ishing   Cream,   enough    for   9 
treatments,    with   samples   of 
2    other    Pond's    "skin-vita-    Street 
min"  Creams  and  5  different 
shades  of  Pond's  Face  Pow- 
der.    I  enclose   10c  to  cover    City- 
postage  and  packing. 


-State- 


Copyright,  1938,  Pond's  Extract  Company 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


"My  SKIN 

now  invites 
a  close-up 


"—how  well  I  PC* 
call  the  days  and 
long  evenings 
when  I  felt  tired- 
out  and  looked  it." 


A  SKIN  that  glows  naturally  bespeaks  ra- 
diant health  beneath  ...  it  is  alive  .  .  . 
stays  fresh!  So,  be  good  to  your  skin  from 
within  and  it  will  be  good  to  you. 

The  reason  for  this  is  quite  simple  .  .  . 
skin  tissues  must  have  an  abundance  of  red- 
blood-cells  to  aid  in  making  the  skin  glow 
...  to  bring  color  to  your  cheeks  ...  to  build 
resistance  to  germ  attacks. 

It  is  so  easy  for  these  precious  red-blood- 
cells  to  lose  their  vitality.  Worry,  overwork 
and  undue  strain  take  their  toll.  Sickness 
literally  burns  them  up.  Improper  diet  re- 
tards the  development  of  new  cells.  Even  a 
common  cold  kills  them  in  great  numbers. 

Science,  through  S.S.S.  Tonic,  brings  to 
you  the  means  to  regain  this  blood  strength 
within  a  short  space  of  time  .  .  .  the  action 
of  S.S.S.  is  cumulative  and  lasting. 

Moreover,  S.S.S.  Tonic  whets  the  appetite. 
Foods  taste  better  . . .  natural  digestive  juices 
are  stimulated  and  finally  the  very  food  you 
eat  is  of  more  value.  A  very  important  step 
back  to  health. 

You,  too,  will  want  to  take  S.S.S.  Tonic  to 
regain  and  to  maintain  your  red-blood-cells 
...  to  restore  lost  weight  ...  to  regain 
energy  ...  to  strengthen  nerves  .  .  .  and  to 
give  to  your  skin  that  natural  health  glow. 

Take  the  S.S.S.  Tonic  treatment  and 
shortly  you  should  be  delighted  with  the 
way  you  feel  .  .  .  and  have  your  friends  com- 
pliment you  on  the  way  you  look. 

S.S.S.  Tonic  is  especially  designed  to  build 
sturdy  health  by  restoring  deficient  red- 
blood-cells  and  it  is  time-tried  and  scien- 
tifically proven. 

At  all  drug  stores  in  two  convenient  sizes. 
The  large  size  at  a  saving  in  price.  There  is 
no  substitute  for  this  time-tested  remedy. 
No  ethical  druggist  will  suggest  something 
"just  as  good."  ©  s.s.s.  Co. 


commercial  sandwiched  in,  and  made 
it  into  a  show  that  soon  had  all  of 
Texas  talking  about  its  humor,  sur- 
prises, and  general  goofiness. 

To  begin  with,  when  he  took  over 
this  particular  program,  he  decided 
that  it  ought  to  tie  up  with  the  spon- 
sor's product — which  is  identified  by 
the  word  "Crazy."  Hence,  a  crazy 
show,  and  crazy  is  the  word.  Nobody 
on  it  pays  any  attention  to  timing, 
members  of  the  audience  are  hauled 
up  to  the  platform  to  do  a  skit,  and 
nobody — least  of  all  Con — knows 
what  is  going  to  happen  next.  And, 
needless  to  say,  listeners  love  it. 

Con's  entrance  into  radio  is  as  crazy 
as  his  program.  Two  years  ago  he 
was  an  advertising  copy  writer  for  a 
large  Dallas  utility  concern.  He  hap- 
pened to  be  visiting  the  health  resort 
of  Mineral  Wells  on  a  week-end  when 
the  regular  announcer  of  the  local 
station  quit  his  job.  Con  applied, 
was  auditioned,  and  much  to  his  own 
surprise  went  on  the  air  thirty  min- 
utes later,  without  any  previous  ex- 
perience or  training. 

The  Crazy  program,  heard  over  four 
Texas  stations,  is  entirely  Con's  pro- 
duct. He  writes  it  all,  including  com- 
mercials, acts  as  master  of  ceremonies, 
enacts  the  comedy  characters  I  men- 
tioned before,  and  thinks  up  new 
crazy  ideas.  During  the  football  sea- 
son, for  instance,  he  presented  a 
mythical  football  game  on  every  Fri- 
day's program,  managing  with  the  aid 
of  clever  writing  and  sound  effects,  to 
make  the  listener  think  he  was  hear- 
ing the  broadcast  of  an  actual  game. 
*         *         * 

A  RADIO-SET  manufacturer  who 
takes  this  business  of  radio  seri- 
ously is  the  company  which  makes 
Pilot  radios.  It  has  established  a 
weekly  award  for  excellence  in  broad- 
casting, and  last  month  it  gave  a  gala 
luncheon  at  the  Waldorf-Astoria 
Hotel  in  New  York,  to  celebrate  the 
award's  first  anniversary.  The  guest 
list  sounded  like  a  who's  who  of  radio 
— Helen  Menken,  Lowell  Thomas, 
Guy  Lombardo,  Parks  Johnson,  Wally 
Butterworth,  Benny  Goodman,  Rub- 
inoff,  Professor  Quiz,  Benay  Venuta, 
Mark  Warnow,  David  Ross,  Andre 
Baruch,  John  S:  Young,  Henny 
Youngman  (who  was  master  of  cere- 
monies) and  many  more.  All  in  all, 
an  occasion  to  make  you  wonder  if 
radio  isn't  growing  up. 


Don  Richards,  young  baritone,  di- 
vides his  time  between  New  York  sta- 
tions WMCA  and  WNEW  these  days. 

ONE  reason  Henny  Youngman  de- 
livers his  comedy  lines  so  fast  on 
the  Kate  Smith  show  is  that  he's 
having  a  game  with  Ted  Collins.  He 
likes  to  keep  the  lines  coming  so  fast 
that  Ted  doesn't  get  a  chance  to  in- 
terrupt. ; 

*  #         * 

JANE  RHODES,  who,  besides  being 
J  the  girl  singer  on  the  Packard 
Mardi  Gras,  is  one  of  those  candid 
camera  fiends,  has  a  complete  collec- 
tion of  all  the  celebrities  who  have 
appeared  on  the  show.  The  gem  of 
the  lot  is  one  of  Joe  E.  Brown  and 
Charlie  Butterworth — showing  Joe 
with  his  mouth  closed  tight,  and 
Charlie  with  his  face  twisted  into  a 
realistic  imitation  of  Mr.  Brown  hit- 
ting a  high  one. 

*  *         * 

DID  Jane  Pickens  spend  all  her  time 
before  her  new  job  with  Ben 
Bernie  started,  in  learning  new  songs? 
Well,  not  quite.  She  put  in  a  good 
many  minutes  every  day  boning  up 
on  the  horse-racing  sections  of  the 
newspapers,  knowing  full  well  that 
any  girl  who  expects  to  get  along  with 
Ben  had  better  know  her  racing  stuff. 
And  Jane  hadn't  ever  even  been  to 
a  horse-race! 


What  Do  You  Want  to  Say? 

(Continued  from  page   6) 


Such  programs  as  this,  not  only 
afford  pleasant  entertainment,  but 
they  help  make  evenings  in  Radio- 
land  profitable  to  our  boys  who,  with- 
out good,  clean  fun  in  our  home, 
would  probably  seek  it  elsewhere. 
Mrs.  Helda  B.  Johnston, 
Atlanta,  Ga. 

THIRD   PRIZE 

RADIO    MIRROR    TAKES    A    BOW 

I  will  be  frank  and  admit  that  I 
had  but  little  interest  in  radio  events, 
and  first  began  to  buy  your  magazine 
because  of  the  occasional  movie  star 
covers  (which  are  particularly  beau- 
tiful and  colorful).  Since  reading  the 
magazine,  however,  I  have  discov- 
ered an  endless  stream  of  material- 
amusing  articles,  radio  scripts,  future 
radio  programs  of  unusual  merit  to 
watch    for,    interesting    stories    about 


radio  folk,  their  favorite  photographs, 
menus,  wardrobe  and  beauty  hints, 
their  private  lives,  work,  romances, 
hobbies,  etc.  In  short,  I  have  in- 
creased my  interest  and  respect  for 
radio  entertainment  through  the  me- 
dium of  Radio  Mirror,  for  which  I 
thank  you. 

Miss  Sylvia  Grill, 
New  York,  N.  Y. 

FOURTH   PRIZE 

AIN'T   IT  THE   TRUTH? 

Our  home  is  one  in  which  the  radio 
is  tuned  in  about  twelve  hours  a  day 
and  we  enjoy  it  very  much,  but  why 
must  so  many  characters  in  stories, 
also  certain  featured  artists  use  the 
word  "aint"? 

I  try  to  teach  my  children  that  it  is 
poor  English  to  use  said  word,  and 
they   come  at  me  with  the  question 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


"If  it  isn't  nice  to  say  'ain't,'  why  do 
so  many  radio  artists  say  it?" 

Mrs.  Wm.  H.  Quay, 
St.  Paul,  Minnesota. 

FIFTH    PRIZE 

A    CRY    IN    THE    WILDERNESS 

I  do  wish  you  would  do  something 
about  these  terrible  radio  programs 
which  clutter  the  airwaves  at  present. 
I  am  so  tired  of  the  Hollywood  pro- 
grams— they  are  mostly  devoted  to 
advertising  themselves  and  are  so 
silly.  We  can  see  their  pictures — that 
is  enough.  I  did  like  Igor  Gorin.  He 
has  left.  Now  I  do  not  tune  in.  I 
detest  the  studio  applause.  Ma  Per- 
kins should  take  a  long  rest.  George 
Jessel,  Jack  Benny,  Amos  'n'  Andy, 
Al  Jolson,  are  just  a  loud  noise.  Good 
music  is  food  for  the  soul.  What  has 
happened  to  our  lovely  programs  by 
the  Marine  Band,  Army  Band  and 
others?  What  has  become  of  Wooll- 
cott?  He  was  interesting.  The  Quizzes 
are  amusing,  educational  and  dust  the 
cobwebs  from  one's  brains,  but  we 
have  enough  of  them. 

Mrs.  I.  L.  Munk, 
Cleveland,  Ohio 

SIXTH  PRIZE 

QUIET,    PLEASE! 

Not  so  loud  please.  Your  soap  and 
flakes  are  all  right.  I  prefer  them  to 
any  other.  You,  too,  your  shampoo 
is  every  bit  as  good  as  you  say  it  is. 
And  the  tooth  powder  which  practi- 
cally every  dentist  uses.  But  why  all 
the  hog-calling  at  every  lapse  in  your 
otherwise    excellent    programs?     It's 


enough     to     give     us     fits     and     ear 
whistles! 

From  the  tree  tops  where  I  scram- 
ble at  that  point,  I  look  down  dis- 
dainfully at  the  snorting  bull  who 
bellows  at  me  about  the  few  drops 
that  make  five  times  as  much  lather 
as  soap,  and  the  powder  that  makes 
my  teeth  gleam.  By  that  time  I  can 
foam  and  sparkle  at  the  teeth  with- 
out the  aid  of  your  beloved  products. 

And  the  testimonials  of  those  who 
bare  the  beauty  of  their  loyalty  to  a 
bar  of  soap  are  not  convincing.  A 
fine  program  and  a  good  product 
cheapened  by  expensive  bribery. 

Your  listeners  are  bound  together 
in  the  common  grip  of  helplessness. 
In  the  name  of  sane  and  reasoned  ad- 
monition, please  pipe  down  on  the 
commercials. 

Louise  Peterson, 
Chicago,  111. 

SEVENTH  PRIZE 

TO    EDDIE    CANTOR'S    RESCUE 

In  regard  to  a  letter  I  read  in  De- 
cember's Radio  Mirror,  I  object! 
Eddie  Cantor  is  a  good  comedian  all 
right,  but  without  the  sob  part  would 
be  just  like  McCarthy  minus  Bergen. 
It's  only  human  of  us  to  laugh  at 
jokes  he  pays  someone  else  to  write 
for  him  while  he  cracks  them  off. 
But  when  he  turns  on  the  tears.  Oh 
boy!  That's  originality.  That's  Can- 
tor-reality. 

Josephine  Janiec, 
Richfield  Spa,  N.  Y. 

HONORABLE  MENTION 

In  reply  to  "Laugh,  Eddie"  of  De- 


cember column — Eddie  Cantor  has 
come  back  on  the  air  but  not  with 
the  good  comedy  programs  he  has 
been  noted  for.  The  silly  kissing 
and  making  over  Fifi  has  disgusted 
all  of  his  ardent  fans,  and  are  we 
disappointed? 

Jimmy  Wallington  has  always 
added  so  much  to  this  program  but 
now  he  has  had  to  take  a  back  seat. 

Why  can't  we  hear  the  good  com- 
edy that  Eddie  and  Jimmy  used  to 
amuse  us  with? 

Neida  Hathaway, 
Midian,  Kansas 

Mary  Marlin's  baby  had  it's  first 
birthday  a  while  back,  and  it  still 
yells  like  a  very  young  baby.  When 
my  four  were  a  year  old  they  could 
talk  quite  plainly,  and  I  never  knew 
one  to  stay  so  young  as  Mary's — un- 
less it  was  an  imbecile. 

My  suggestion  is  that  the  Marlins 
get  rid  of  the  English  nurse  and  get 
someone  who  will  not  hold  the  child 
back. 

Mrs.  A.  Wallace, 
Cranston,  R.  I. 

It  is  evident  the  film  producers  are 
moving  into  radio.  First  it  was  Show 
Boat,  now  the  Hit  Parade.  What  does 
this  step  mean  for  Radio?  Will  it 
come  to  pass  that  Hollywood  will  be 
able  to  run  radio  as  they  have  done 
in  films?  Why  does  all  the  money 
have  to  go  to  one  field?  How  many 
radio  artists  are  idle  today  only  too 
eager  to  get  some  kind  of  work  for 
these  talents?  I  should  think  moving 
picture  artists  should  stick  to  their 
own  field  of  entertainment. 

Miss  Lucille  Hawthorne, 
Columbus,  Ohio 


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Anne  Johnston,  Jackson  Heights,  N.  Y. 
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not  breathlessly,  as  with  Thorn — in 
love  with  Bob;  his  name  had  spelled 
gayety  mixed  with  a  respectful  de- 
votion, and  these  things  she  needed 
for  her  happiness.  Besides,  he  was 
an  older  man,  intelligent,  shrewd, 
with  a  flair  for  business.  Jeanette 
trusted  his  judgment  implicitly. 

So  that  when,  after  "The  Vagabond 
King,"  United  Artists  wanted  to  sign 
her  for  a  picture  it  was  as  good  ex- 
cuse as  any  to  wire  Bob  and  ask  him 
to  come  to  Hollywood.  She  needed 
his  help  professionally,  she  said:  and 
he  guessed  the  other  motive.  Within 
a  week  he  had  built  a  protective  wall 
around  his  New  York  interests  and 
had  flown  to  Hollywood. 

Things  were  brighter  for  Jeanette, 
then.  Now  she  was  well  enough 
acquainted  with  California's  glamour 
city  to  know  that  it  was  a  bitter  and 
brutal  place  for  one  girl  alone,  a  bril- 
liant play-place  for  one  girl  with  a 
devoted  escort.  She  showed  Holly- 
wood to  Bob,  and  vice  versa;  and  the 
liking  was  mutual.  Heartened  by  his 
reception  he  sent  for  Lares  and  Pen- 
ates, announced  that  he  was  willing 
to  manage  the  interests  of  other  stars 
as  well  as  those  of  Jeanette — and 
settled  down  as  a  resident. 

Ostensibly  his  reasons  were  pro- 
fessional. Actually  he  had  discovered 
that  he  wanted  to  marry  Jeanette, 
and  the  idea  suited  her. 

j_JER  newest  picture,  "Monte  Carlo," 
n  was  given  worldwide  release  from 
Hollywood.  Quite  suddenly  foreign 
press  clippings  brought  forth  lurid 
tales  of  an  alleged  romance  between 
a  certain  nobleman  and  a  blonde 
American  which  had  also  allegedly  a 
tragic  ending  when  the  girl  was  shot 
by  his  irate  wife.  By  some  legerde- 
main of  gossip  the  rumors  suddenly 
were  that  the  blonde  American  was 
Jeanette.  Why  has  never  yet  been 
fathomed,  unless  it  was  that  Jean- 
ette's  picture  had  so  authentic  a  back- 
ground and  because  she  looked  greatly 
like  the  nobleman's  rumored  para- 
mour. But  this  story  named  the  most 
virtuous  MacDonald  of  the  virtuous 
MacDonalds  and  certainly  booted  her 
name  about.  Actually  Jeanette  had 
never  been  outside  her  own  country. 
This  libel  had  a  direct  result.  Jean- 
ette's      pictures      were      immediately 


banned  by  certain  governments  sud- 
denly become  moral.  Then  as  fate 
would  have  it,  the  first  enthusiasm  for 
musicals  suddenly  died  out,  so  she  was 
relegated  to  films  without  music. 

Whereupon  Europe  remarked  in 
headlines  that  now  certainly  there 
could  be  no  doubt  that  Jeanette  Mac- 
Donald  had  been  shot  at,  and  hit,  by 
an  irate  princess — this  was  her  sister, 
who  had  no  voice,  taking  her  place. 

Bob  brought  her  the  reports,  in  sev- 
eral foreign  papers  one  afternoon,  and 
sat  sympathetically,  hat  in  hand,  on 
the  edge  of  a  chair  while  she  read. 

XA/HEN  finally  she  had  finished  he 
""  said,  "What're  you  going  to  do?  A 
tremendous  percentage  of  the  picture 
receipts  are  from  abroad — too  great  a 
percentage  to  lose." 

White-faced,  she  stared  out  a  win- 
dow. For  a  moment  her  mouth  was 
indeterminate;  then  it  set  firmly.  Her 
jaw  squared.  "This  is  ridiculous!" 
she  flung  at  Bob,  furiously.  "I'll  have 
no  part  of  such  stupid  dribble.  I'm 
going  over  there  and  straighten  things 
out!" 

He  simply  looked  at  her. 

"I  mean  it,"  Jeanette  told  him  firm- 
ly. "I'll  give  a  concert  tour.  They 
can't  do  this  to  me  and  they'll  find  it 
out.     Don't  just  sit  there,  get  busy!" 

At  Le  Havre,  a  few  weeks  later,  the 
startled  but  still  hostile  press  met  at 
the  boat  a  cool  and  outraged  beauty, 
who  told  them  off  in  vehement 
French.  Officials  who  had  vague 
ideas  about  banning  her  entrance  into 
the  country  were  brushed  aside  and 
put  in  their  place  before  they  had 
time  to  present  their  arguments. 

The  night  Jeanette  sailed  into  the 
Empire  Theater,  head  held  high  and 
with  determined  chin,  for  her  first 
concert,  the  packed  house  was  mutter- 
ing direly  in  its  Gaelic  throat,  and 
the  manager  warned  her  there  would 
probably  be  a  demonstration.  "Made- 
moiselle," he  said,  "is  in  a  peculiar 
position.  This  is  a  brilliant  audience, 
the  best  we've  had,  but  if  Made- 
moiselle is  afraid — " 

"Rubbish!"  said  Jeanette.  But  as 
she  stepped  on  the  stage,  into  the 
staring  sudden  silence,  her  lips  were 
dry  and  her  pulse  negligible. 

Then  she  smiled,  a  rather  pathetic 
smile  that  said,  Please.  .  .  . 


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restaurant  after  their  early  morning  shows.  They're  Howard  Phillips, 
Jeannine,    Claire    Sherman,    Joyce    Howard    and    Bob    Gibson     (yawning). 


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And  the  audience  was  hers.  It  got 
to  its  feet.  It  howled.  It  shrieked 
the  French  equivalent  of  "We're  with 
you,  Babe."  And  Jeanette  before  she 
began  to  sing,  knew  that  here  too  was 
all  of  France  and  all  of  Europe,  con- 
quered. 

The  tour  she  made  is  history,  chief- 
ly because  it  was  the  most  successful 
venture  of  its  kind  ever  staged.  She 
took  time  out  to  return  and  make 
"One  Hour  With  You"  and  "Love  Me 
Tonight"  and  to  get  a  release  from 
Paramount;  then  she  returned  to  com- 
plete her  victory  in  the  countries  that 
were  left. 

At  Antibes  she  met  Irving  Thalberg 
who  suggested  that  if  she  were  will- 
ing, he  would  like  to  star  her  in  a 
series  of  expensive  musicals. 

1^  1935,  two  years  after  she  and  Bob 
Ritchie  had  discovered  that  their 
interest  in  each  other  was  more  pro- 
fessional than  personal — and  had  de- 
cided not  to  get  married  after  all — 
Jeanette  met  a  blond,  good  looking 
young  man  named  Gene  Raymond. 
It  was  time. 

She  was,  at  last,  one  of  the  greatest 
stars  of  contemporary  Hollywood  and 
of  all  theatrical  history.  She  was  fa- 
mous for  her  voice,  primarily;  so  that 
her  goal  was  realized.  And,  after  too 
many  years  of  living  career,  she  was 
ready  for  living — merely. 

You  know,  from  the  publicity  it  re- 
ceived, every  possible  detail  of  her 
romance  with  Gene  Raymond.  You 
know  that  their  meeting  was  accident- 
al because  both  were  late  to  a  party 
and  bumped  into  each  other  on  the 
doorstep;  the  hostess  took  it  for 
granted  they  had  come  together.  And 
you  know  that  a  series  of  coinci- 
dences kept  bringing  them  together, 
alone,  at  theater  box-offices  and  mu- 
tual friends'  doors  until  at  last  they 
decided  to  take  fate  up  on  its  apparent 
design. 

A  certain  caustic  reporter  who  has 
no  patience  with  ceremony  termed 
the  wedding  "America's  Answer  to 
the  Coronation"  but  it  was  more  than 
that.  .    .    . 

It  was  the  magnificent  symbol  of  a 
life  built  on  convention,  dedicated  to 
achievement,  lived  to  its  fullest  mea- 
sure at  every  moment.  It  was  the 
final,  triumphant  gesture  to  tell  the 
world  that  a  Pantie  Waist,  job-lot 
from  Macy,  had  become  a  beautiful 
Gown — by  Adrian. 

The  End 


ANSWERS  TO 

SPELLING   BEE 

1.  Askance 

.    2.  Obedience 

3. 

Fugue.      4. 

Prestidigitator. 

5. 

Panopl  ied. 

6.    Umbrageous. 

7.    Hebdoma 

dal.     8.    Anemone. 

9.  Appetitive.     10.   Practitioner. 

1  1.   Benzoin. 

12.   Aperient. 

13. 

Antediluvian 

14.      Coroll 

ary. 

15.  Sparsity. 

16.  Torpedoes. 

17. 

Mucus.     18. 

Obsequies.     19. 

In- 

flammable.   20.  Pyromaniac 

21. 

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RADIO     MIRROR 

Meals  In  Minutes 

(Continued  from  page  54) 


cups.  Fill  each  cup  with  canned 
spaghetti,  top  with  a  half  slice  of 
bacon  and  place  in  a  buttered  baking 
dish.  Cover  the  bottom  of  the  dish 
with  canned  tomato  soup,  thinned 
with  an  equal  quantity  of  water,  and 
bake  in  a  moderate  oven  (375  de- 
grees F.)  until  the  bacon  is  crisp  and 
the  mixture  is  piping  hot. 

A  la  kings  served  on  toast,  popular 
alike  for  luncheon  or  supper,  take  but 
a  moment  when  prepared  the  cream 
soup  way.  Once  you've  tried  ham 
asparagus  a  la  king  on  your  family 
they'll  call  for  it  again  and  again. 

Ham  Asparagus  a  la  King 

1       can  cream  of  asparagus  soup 
1V2  cups  cooked  ham,  diced 
3       hard-cooked  eggs 

1  small  can  pimiento,  chopped 
Prepare  the  soup  as  directed  on  the 

can,  add  remaining  ingredients  and 
heat  through.  Serve  piping  hot  on 
toast. 

Those  who  make  a  la  kings  with 
cream  soups  also  find  that  these  same 
soups  make  excellent  cream  sauces 
for  vegetables;  mushroom  soup  with 
green  beans  or  peas  and  cream  of 
celery  soup  with  carrots  or  spinach 
are  delectable  combinations.  And  for 
oyster  stew  which  is  delightfully  dif- 
ferent in  flavor  try  using  cream  of 
mushroom  soup.  It's  so  easy — simply 
heat  the  oysters  in  butter,  to  which 
you've  added  paprika  and  a  dash  of 
Worcestershire  sauce  —  until  their 
edges  begin  to  curl,  then  pour  over 
them  the  mushroom  soup,  prepared 
as  directed,  and  heat  all  together. 

The  flavors  of  tuna  fish  and  canned 
spaghetti  combine  to  make  my  fa- 
vorite Friday  recipe,  which  is  as 
delicious  as  it  is  easy  to  prepare. 

Spaghetti  and  Tuna  Fish  Casserole 

2  cans  spaghetti 
1       can  tuna  fish 

1       tbl.  prepared  mustard 
V2  cup  grated  American  cheese 
Place   a   layer   of  one   can   of  spa- 


ghetti in  a  buttered  casserole.  Add  a 
layer  of  tuna  fish,  which  has  been 
drained  and  flaked,  and  use  the  sec- 
ond can  of  spaghetti  for  the  third 
layer  of  your  casserole.  Cover  with 
grated  cheese,  dot  with  mustard  and 
sprinkle  with  paprika.  Bake  in  mod- 
erate oven  (350  degrees  F.)  until 
mixture  is  cooked  through  and  cheese 
nicely  browned. 

I  wish  that  I  might  be  able  to  sug- 
gest enough  recipes  and  menus  to 
last  a  whole  month,  but  since,  at  the 
moment,  that  is  impossible,  I  want 
to  give  you  one  more  quick  and  de- 
licious recipe — spaghetti  omelet. 

Spaghetti  Omelet 

3       eggs 

%  tsp.  salt 

V&  tsp.  pepper 
1       tbl.  chopped  parsley 
1       can  spaghetti 
1      tbl.  butter 

Separate  egg  yolks  and  whites.  Add 
seasonings  to  yolks  and  beat  until 
thick  and  lemon  colored.  Chop  spa- 
ghetti and  beat  into  yolks.  Beat  egg 
whites  until  stiff  but  not  dry  and  fold 
into  first  mixture.  Heat  omelet  pan 
and  butter  bottom  and  sides.  Spread 
egg  mixture  evenly  in  pan  and  cook 
over  low  flame  until  delicately  brown 
and  puffy.  Place  in  oven  until  top  is 
dry  and  firm.  Fold  over  and  turn 
onto  hot  platter.     Serve  immediately. 


More  delicious  recipes  based 
on  canned  spaghetti  and  canned 
soups,  also  Miss  Howe's  recipes 
for  chocolate  refrigerator  cake, 
banana  ice  cream  and  baked 
spinach  with  French  dressing, 
which  she  considers  the  perfect 
accompaniments  to  main  course 
spaghetti  dishes.  Just  address 
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a  large  self-addressed,  stamped 
envelope,  to  Mrs.  Margaret 
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Cry  Before  Night 

(Continued  from  page  13) 


just  for  the  few  moments  when  she 
was  on  the  stage  that  she  was  ex- 
pected to  be  amusing.  It  was  give, 
and  give  and  give.  Fans  waited  for 
her  by  the  hundreds  outside  theaters 
and  tore  at  her  clothes  as  she  pushed 
her  way  through  to  her  car — signing 
autographs,  answering  questions  all 
the  way.  They  followed  her  into 
restaurants,  into  her  hotel.  News- 
papermen and  cameramen  were  at 
her  heels  everywhere  she  went.  Some- 
one was  always  waiting  to  see 
Martha,  and  always  it  was  someone 
wiio  had  every  right  to  see  her,  now 
that  she  was  a  public  figure,  and  the 
public's  own  property. 

Martha's  husband  flew  East  to  see 
her  during  those  frantic  days,  but  it 
wasn't  much  of  a  reunion.  The  phones 
were  ringing  every  moment,  it 
seemed.  There  were  always  visitors 
in  the  hotel  suite,  to  whom  Martha 
had  to  be  charming.  There  were  so 
many  interviews  on  the  calendar  that 


Buddy  had  no  chance  to  talk  to 
Martha  except  when  a  writer  was  on 
hand,  and  he  wouldn't  talk  then  for 
he  didn't  want  his  words  to  be  mag- 
nified in  quotations  in  the  papers. 
He  spent  four  days  clinging  unhap- 
pily to  the  fringes  of  the  Raye  entour- 
age, and  didn't  see  his  wife  alone 
once. 

WHEN  she  returned  to  Los  Angeles, 
Buddy  was  at  the  station  to  meet 
her.  But  so  were  a  dozen  reporters,  a 
corps  of  photographers,  a  studio  wel- 
coming committee,  and  a  truck  load 
of  flowers.  Buddy  received  a  warm 
homecoming  kiss:  for  the  benefit  of 
the  cameramen. 

So  Martha's  success  crowded  her 
marriage  "off  schedule."  And  now 
Martha,  crying  herself  to  sleep  every 
night,  wondering  if  things  would  have 
been — could  have  been — different,  if 
she  had  tried  this  or  changed  that, 
wonders  if  success  will  allow  her  any 


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of  the  normal  happiness  which  comes 
to  other  girls  of  her  age. 

Martha  hasn't  changed  perceptibly 
since  she  sang  for  her  supper  at  the 
Century  Club.  A  few  new  clothes,  a 
more  sophisticated  coiffure  perhaps, 
but  fundamentally  she's  still  just  a 
funny  kid  with  a  big  smile,  who  likes 
people  and  likes  to  sing.  She  hasn't 
changed,  but  her  world  has. 

Even  her  family,  her  mother  and 
father  and  an  army  of  relatives  are 
at  odds  over  her  plans.  She  should 
do  this;  she  should  do  that. 

She  used  to  have  a  lot  of  good 
friends,  who  would  come  to  hear  her 
sing  at  the  club,  and  then  go  with  her 
when  work  was  done  to  Louis  Prima's 
Famous  Door,  where  she'd  sing  for 
nothing,  just  because  she  liked  to  sing. 
There  are  still  lots  of  friends,  and 
hundreds  of  acquaintances  who 
smother  her  with  attention:  but  it's 
hard  to  know  anymore  just  who  likes 
Martha  because  she's  Martha,  and  who 
likes  her  because  she's  a  star. 

The  budget  doesn't  balance  in  Mar- 
tha's eyes.  She  has  money,  yes — for 
a  thousand  interested  persons  to  argue 
over.  And  fame — which  denies  her 
an  hour  to  herself.  But  lawyers  and 
agents,  and  a  mob  of  studio  attaches 
where  there  used  to  be  a  half-dozen 
real  friends. 

There's  a  constant  brace  of  body- 
guards to  remind  her  that  her  life 
really  isn't  her  own  affair  any  more, 
but  a  source  of  revenue  to  a  host  of 
wise  investors,  and  of  amusement  to 
a  greedy  world. 

NO  wonder  she  wishes  "it  never'd 
happened."  No  wonder  she  was 
happier  then. 

Not  that  you  can  blame  her,  en- 
tirely, for  not  recognizing  that  hap- 
piness "then,"  when  she  had  it.  For 
outwardly  at  least,  there  wasn't  a 
great  deal  that  was  easy  or  normal 
about  the  twenty  years  Martha  lived 
before  she  came  to  Hollywood.  They 
were  hard,  those  years,  and  in  them 
there  were  more  ups  than  downs.  Yet 
they  had  their  gaiety — the  gaiety  of 
a  careless,  hopeful,  nomadic  existence. 
In  those  days,  she  could  and  usually 
did  worry  about  her  next  meal — but 
she  never  worried  about  friends  or 
happiness. 

Somehow,  it  seems  logical  that  Mar- 
tha Raye  should  have  been  born  prac- 
tically in  a  theater.  It  was  twenty- 
one  years  ago,  and  the  place  was 
Butte,  in  the  state  of  Montana;  and  the 
reason  she  was  born  there  was  sim- 
ply that  her  father  and  mother  hap- 
pened to  be  playing  a  one-night  stand 
there  at  the  moment.  They  were 
vaudeville  troupers — and  not  very 
successful  ones,  as  you  might  gather 
from  the  fact  that  they  were  doing  a 
one-night  stand  in  Butte. 

Martha's  first  plaything  may  very 
well  have  been  a  stick  of  make-up 
greasepaint.  She  wouldn't  remember 
about  that,  nor  that  her  father  and 
mother  carried  her  with  them  to  the 
theater  every  night  in  a  basket.  But 
she  does  dimly  remember  the  night 
when,  at  the  age  of  three  or  there- 
abouts, she  toddled  onto  the  stage 
with  her  parents.  Toddled  on  to  the 
stage   .   .   .   never  to  leave  it  again. 

Twenty-one  years  of  ups  and  downs, 
laughing  years  which  gave  place  to 
the  blues  when  the  biggest  "up"  of 
them  all  catapulted  Martha  Raye 
overnight  into  success — look  jor  the 
second  instalment  of  this  engrossing 
story  in  next  month's  RADIO 
MIRROR. 


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Nancy  E 's   story 

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RADIO     MIRROR 


.  .  BUT 
ISN'T  ALL 
MASCARA 

JUST  ALIKE? 


NO/. 
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DIFFERENT! 

FINER  TEXTURE 
...LOOKS  MORE 
NATURAL..  KEEPS 
YOUR  LASHES 
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When  you  catch  cold  and  your  throat  feels  dry  or 
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your  throat  and  windpipe  often  turn  into  sticky, 
irritating  phlegm.   This  makes  you  cough. 

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phlegm  is  loosened  and  easily  raised.  Quickly  your 
throat  is  soothed,  your  cough  relieved! 

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The  "Moist-Throat"  Method  of  Cough  Relief 


90 


Beauty  With  a  Smile 

{Continued  -from  page  52) 

of    a    person,    making    him    self-con- 
scious and  ill  at  ease. 

"I  can  imagine  quite  easily  how 
they  must  feel  about  it.  I'm  terribly 
self-conscious  about  my  nose,  for  in- 
stance, the  moment  anyone  mentions 
it,  even  flatteringly.  I  always  have 
been,  even  before  I  had  it  broken  in 
an  accident,  for  that  didn't  really 
change  the  shape  at  all.  I've  just 
never  liked  my  nose  and  there  isn't 
much  I  can  do  about  it,  I  guess.  But 
there  are  so  many  things  people  can 
do  about  personality  handicaps  such 
as  dingy   or   ill-shaped   teeth." 

\A/E  in  the  Western  World  are 
" "  rather  inclined  to  make  fun  of 
the  primitive  customs  of  Asia  and 
Africa,  but  I  was  entranced  by  stories 
Jean  told  me  of  her  childhood  in 
India,  where  she  spent  the  years  fol- 
lowing her  birth  in  Montreal,  Canada. 

"No  one  who  hasn't  seen  it  can  be- 
lieve how  strong  the  caste  system  is 
over  there,"  she  asserted.  "Why,  if  a 
shadow  of  one  caste  falls  across  the 
food  of  another,  he  has  to  throw  that 
food  away,  even  though  he  is  starv- 
ing! When  there  was  a  plague  in  one 
district  where  we  lived,  my  father 
had  to  find  an  unpolluted  well  for  the 
population's  drinking  water — and 
then  he  couldn't  put  anyone  in  charge 
of  the  distribution,  for  if  the  trans- 
action had  been  handled  by  a  Brah- 
min, for  instance,  no  member  of  an- 
other caste  could  touch  it.  He  finally 
solved  the  problem  by  placing  sani- 
tary buckets  at  the  well  to  pour  the 
water  through  long  bamboo  tubes. 
Since  these  were  vegetable  fiber,  not 
classed  as  'untouchable'  by  any  re- 
ligion, and  need  not  be  handled  by 
anyone  of  another  caste,  the  water 
could  be  kept  uncontaminated  by 
either  disease  or  caste  restrictions. 

"That  sounds  strange  to  us,  but 
there's  another  side.  Every  day,  these 
same  natives  will  take  a  twig,  just  as 
hard  a  twig  as  they  can  find,  and 
chew  it  to  cleanse  their  teeth.  They 
chew  betel  nut,  too,  and  have  many 
ways  of  caring  for  their  mouths  and 
teeth.  Even  in  South  Africa,  the 
Zulus  are  scrupulous  about  their  per- 
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countries,  try  to  make  excuses  for 
lack  of  attention  to  the  most  funda- 
mental health  rules,  in  spite  of  all 
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at  morning  and  night,  and  after  each 
meal,  if  possible.  Mouth  washes  and 
gargles,  of  course,  are  necessities  to 
a  singer,  but  they'd  be  just  as  neces- 
sary to  me  for  general  care  and 
grooming,  if  I  never  sang  a  note. 
Every  member  of  our  family  has  his 
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engineer  whose  work  takes  him  to 
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Mexico  and  who  spends  his  spare 
time  painting  the  lovely  oils  which 
decorate  the  walls  of  their  penthouse 
apartment.  Her  mother,  whom  Jean 
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spirit  moves  her,  is  a  writer.  "Ghillie" 
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"eight  years  old,"  as  Jean  pointed  out, 
"and  getting  very  distinguished  white 
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There's  good  taste  in  the  hammered 
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There's  inspiration  in  the  well- 
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Words  with  Wings 

(Continued  from  page  40) 

Last  night  at  dinner  Neysa  Mc- 
Mein  told  me  what  I  think  is  a  funny 
story.  It  was  new  to  me.  Stop  me 
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Cleveland  on  important  business.  His 
engagement  there  was  for  the  first 
thing  in  the  morning  and  because 
he  had  a  genius  for  ignoring  the 
loudest  alarm  clocks,  he  was  haunted 
by  the  dread  that  he  would  sleep 
right  through  to  Chicago.  The  porter, 
he  said,  must  do  more  than  merely 
call  him.  He  must  shake  him.  If 
necessary  he  must  drag  him  from  his 
berth,  push  him  off  the  train  and 
throw  his  clothes  after  him.  He  would 
rather  get  off  at  Cleveland  in  pajamas 
than  not  get  off  at  all.  As  a  retaining 
fee  he  gave  the  porter  a  preliminary 
dollar  and  promising  another  one  like 
it  in  Cleveland  he  drifted  off  into  a 
carefree  sleep.  The  next  thing  he 
knew  he  was  in  Chicago.  Without 
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down  the  aisle  to  kill  the  porter,  who 
almost  fainted  at  the  sight  of  him. 
Several  times  that  dusky  attendant 
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me.     Maybe  a  sea  voyage.     I  won't 
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— John  Montague,  "mystery  man  of  golf," 
in    an    interview    with    Wallace    Butter- 
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Radio   Newsreel. 


Mr.  Polar  Bear  is  more  curious 
than  the  proverbial  cat.  If  he  passes 
within  ten  miles  to  leeward,  a  polar 
bear  will  come  walking  into  camp,  for 
they  examine  anything  they  can 
smell.  A  bear  approaching  camp  does 
so  cautiously  at  less  than  two  miles 
an  hour.  He  walks  at  the  rate  of 
perhaps  two  and  a  half  miles,  but 
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as  a  cow  if  you  know  your  job. 
— Vilhjalmur  Stefansson,  leading  authority 

on    Artie    knowledge,    in    the    CBS    New 

Horizons  series. 


My  guess  is  that  the  radio  will  help 
mid-Western  American  to  prevail 
throughout  the  country.  It  is  bound 
to  prevail  anyhow.  It  is  somewhat 
harsh,  but  on  all  other  counts  it  is  a 
really  excellent  speech.  Its  only  seri- 
ous rivals,  the  Boston  and  the  South- 
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in  every  way,  and  so  is  the  Southern 
English  that  is  standard  in  England. 
— H.    L.    Mencken,    famous    authority    on 

speech    and    author    of    "The    American 

Language,"   talking   on  the  CBS   School 

of  the  Air. 


What  Do  You  Want 
to  Know? 

(Continued  from  page  58) 

Miss    Irene    Ferguson,    Bronx,    N.    Y. — 

Edward  Wragge  on  the  Our  Barn 
show  is  a  brother  of  Betty  Wragge  of 
the  Pepper  Young  sketch.  And  I'll 
list  the  other  starlets  in  a  future  is- 
sue. 

Dick  Slicken,  Massillon,  Ohio — If  you 
refer  to  the  Pie  Plant  Pete  heard  over 
NBC  networks  several  years  ago,  he 
was  Claude  W.  Moye,  no  longer  on 
the  air  unless  he  broadcasts  from 
some  local  station.  Our  Gal  Sunday 
has  one  sponsor — American  Home 
Products  Co.  The  transcribed  pro- 
gram, Air  Adventures  of  Jimmie  Al- 
len, is  broadcast  over  32  Middle- 
Western  and  Southern  stations,  in- 
cluding WIRE,  Indianapolis,  and 
WKRC,  Cincinnati.  The  "female 
Parkyakarkus"  of  the  Ken  Murray 
show  is  Marlyn  Stuart,  17  years  old, 
who  was  formerly  a  Broadway  singer 
and  dancer. 

Philip  Osbaum,  Louisville,  Ky. — The 
Dictators,  Merrymakers,  Captivators 
and  Novalteers  are  a  constantly 
changing  group  made  up  of  regular 
CBS  staff  musicians,  and,  therefore, 
it  would  be  impossible  to  give  you  a 
definite  list  of  members.  It  would  be 
very  hard  to  judge  which  of  the  two 
major  networks  is  the  largest.  Be- 
sides, didn't  you  read  Jack  Sher's 
article,  "The  Bigger  They  Are"  in  the 
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Bad  breath  is  death  to  romance.  And 
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constipation..  Just  as  headaches, 
sleeplessness,  weakness  can  be  pro- 
duced by  it,  or  most  skin  blemishes 
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Dr.  F.  M.  Edwards,  during  his 
years  of  practice,  treated  hundreds  of 
women  for  constipation  and  fre- 
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the  breath  and  improved  well-being 
and  vitality.  For  his  treatment  he 
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Myrt  is  played  by  Myrtle  Vail;  Marge 
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Walter  Kinsella,  and  Bindstein,  Ted 
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Joseph  Pallaci,  Boston,  Mass. — Every 
one  of  the  more  than  300  scripts  for 
Witch's  Tale,  now  in  its  seventh  year 
over  WOR-Mutual,  was  written  by 
Alonzo  Deen  Cole,  director  and  actor 
and  former  Belasco  player.  Marie 
O'Flynn,  Mr.  Cole's  co-star  and  wife 
and  a  former  stage  actress,  has  been 
in  the  dramas  from  the  beginning. 
Other  members  of  the  cast  are: 
Mark  Smith,  Tom  Hoyer,  Alan  Devitt, 
Ethel  Intropodi  and  Miriam  Wolff. 

Mrs.  L.  Schulze,  Springfield,  111. — Max 
Tilley,  staunch  champion  of  Mary 
Sothern  in  the  serial  of  that  title,  is 
Jay  Jostyn,  who  also  handles  the  role 
of  the  old  miner,  Jackie,  in  Our  Gal 
Sunday  and  is  Ben  Porter  in  Second 
Husband.  In  The  Romance  of  Helen 
Trent,  David  Gothard  plays  Philip 
King  and  Sid  Breeze,  Gilbert  Allen. 

Allen  S.  Stuart,  Hawaii — My  letter 
with  the  answers  to  your  questions 
has  been  returned  as  unclaimed.  Will 
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Frances  Feather  is  Eastern  Presi- 
dent of  the  Dick  Powell  East  to  West 
Fan  Club,  address:  1362  Mineral 
Spring  Road,  Reading,  Pa.  The  West- 
ern President  is  Carol  Dose,  2760  Mc- 
Allister Street,  No.  4,  San  Francisco, 
Calif. 

Will  Joan  M.,  Long  Beach,  Calif, 
please  send  the  Oracle  her  full  ad- 
dress? A  reader  would  like  to  join 
the  Jan  Garber  Fan  Club. 

All  Igor  Gorin  admirers,  no  matter 
where  they  live,  are  invited  to  join 
the  Canadian  chapter  of  the  Charles 
Igor  Gorin  Clubs,  writes  Mary  Miller, 
president,  of  26  Duke  Street,  St.  Cath- 
arines, Ont. 

The  Muriel  Wilson  (Mary  Lou)  fan 
club  conducted  its  annual  convention 
in  New  York  City.  Mrs.  C.  Connor  is 
National  President,  and  Miss  Grace 
Augstell,  Secretary. 

The  Sammy  Kaye  Swing  &  Sway  Club 
has  just  been  organized  for  all  tune- 
tappers  who  want  to  boost  this  band 
leader.  Inquiries  should  be  addressed 
to  Malcom  Tarlov,  president;  59  Fair- 
field  Avenue,    South   Norwalk,    Conn. 

Johnnie  Davis,  rhythm  wonder  of 
radio  and  movies  now  has  a  club  in 
his  honor.  Miss  Mildred  Lavin,  7023 
So.  Chappel  Avenue,  Chicago,  111., 
says  she  will  be  glad  to  hear  from 
new  members. 

Other  clubs  open  for  new  members 
include:  Tony  Martin  Fan  Club — 
Frank  Pitro,  president;  1924  East  55th 
street,  Cleveland,  Ohio;  Jane  Froman 
Club — Albert  Bernard,  secretary,  c/o 
P.  Wilson,  103  West  70th  Street,  New 
York  City;  Arthur  Wright  Club— Violet 
Neill,  1345  S.  Elmwood,  Berwyn,  111; 
Conrad  Thibault  Club — Frieda  Dittrich, 
president;  156  Park  Avenue,  Lynd- 
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(Continued  from  page  60) 

short,  he  gave  Don  the  same  kind  of 
sales  talk  that  Don  might  have  been 
giving  somebody  else. 

Don  was  not  to  be  convinced.  It 
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nouncer did  then  was  step  to  the  mi- 
crophone for  a  minute,  or  less,  drone 
a  few  dull  words  into  the  instrument, 
and  let  it  go  at  that. 

Announcing  lacked  color  and  ex- 
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Don,  it  didn't  have  half  the  appeal 
that  door  to  door  selling  had,  and  it 
wasn't   even   half   as   lucrative. 

During  all  the  time  he  worked  for 
station  KOI,  as  a  singer,  Don  turned 
down  five  offers  to  become  an  an- 
nouncer! Each  time,  he  insisted  that 
announcing  wasn't  any  kind  of  work 
for  a  full  grown  man. 

The  trio  took  to  wandering.  They 
quit  their  job  with  the  food  concern 
in  Denver,  drifted  to  Salt  Lake  City, 
then  went  further  west  and  landed  a 
sustaining  program  on  station  KFI,  in 
Los  Angeles. 


J  UST  two  weeks  after  Don  Wilson 
■*'  began  singing  over  KFI,  he  was 
again  approached  with  an  offer  to  an- 
nounce! 

"Thanks,"  Don  answered,  "but  don't 
waste  your  time,  I  wouldn't  take  that 
girl's  job  if  I  were  starving  to  death!" 

After  a  short  while  in  Los  Angeles, 
the  trio  broke  up.  The  tenor  got  mar- 
ried, and  his  wife  insisted  that  he  get 
a  better  job.  When  he  landed  a  posi- 
tion with  an  accounting  concern,  Don 
Wilson  and  the  remaining  partner 
were  stranded.  There  was  nothing 
much  that  a  baritone  and  a  bass  could 
do  in  the  way  of  harmony. 

If  Don  Wilson  was  looking  for  a  rap 
on  the  chin,  he  certainly  got  it  in  the 
year  that  followed.  He  drifted  from 
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tically nothing — when  he  worked. 

He  was  now  convinced  that  his  fu- 
ture was  in  singing,  and  nothing  could 
change  his  mind.  Not  even  being 
locked  out  of  rooming  houses,  and 
missing  meals! 

Don  Wilson  might  have  remained 
an  obscure  singer,  he  might  never 
have  become  the  splendid  announcer 
that  he  is,  if  something  bigger  than 
himself  had  not  come  along  and 
knocked  his  strange  ideas  about  life, 
announcing,  and  "sissy"  jobs,  into  a 
cocked  hat. 

Don  fell  in  love  with  a  Kansas  City, 
Missouri  girl,  who  was  visiting  in 
California.  The  girl's  name  was  Lucy 
Jane  Saufley.  Well,  you  know  how  it 
is,  or  you  should,  but  I'll  tell  you  what 
it  did  to  Don  Wilson. 

It  made  him  realize,  for  the  first 
time  in  his  life,  that  there  were  some 
things  that  you  can't  fight.  It  made 
him  understand  that  being  tough  is 
all  right,  but  being  sentimental,  and 
happy,  are  much  more  fun. 

Don  Wilson  wanted  to  bring  all  the 
material  things  in  the  world  and  lay 
them  at  Lucy  Jane's  feet.  He  realized 
that  a  year  of  his  life  was  wasted.  He 
was  broke,  he  had  no  future  to  offer, 
and  it  made  him  mad. 

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Don  was  sitting  in  the  reception 
room  of  KFI.  It  was  one  of  those  blue 
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knowing  Wilson,  and  the  stories  about 
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gave  him  the  information  that  Wilson 
was  waiting  to  see  him. 

The  manager  hurried  out  to  the  re- 
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"Wilson,  I'm  in  a  spot,"  he  informed 
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Don  thought  of  Lucy  Jane,  and  said 
the  words  he  never  expected  to  hear 
himself  say,  "O.  K.,  I'll  take  the  job!" 

The  manager  rushed  into  his  office, 
and  came  back  with  the  script.  Don 
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quickly.  He  went  on  the  air,  and  the 
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WHILE  Don  Wilson  was  still  warm 
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A  few  months  later,  Don  Wilson 
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bolstered  Don,  and  he  resolved  to 
give  his  job  exerything  that  he  had. 
In  less  than  a  year,  he  was  known  the 
length  and  breadth  of  California.  He 
became  the  "Golden  State's"  favorite 
announcer. 

After  a  year  as  a  straight  program 
announcer,  he  was  given  his  big 
chance,  the  Rose  Bowl  game.  It  was 
his  first  assignment  on  a  National 
hook  up. 

The  hard  hitting,  informative,  man- 
ly way  that  Don  Wilson  carried  the 
scenes  of  this  game  out  of  the  Rose 
Bowl  to  the  ears  of  a  waiting  nation, 
made  him  more  in  demand  than  ever. 

To  Don,  it  killed  forever  the  idea 
that  announcing  was  only  for  sissies. 
As  his  words  poured  over  the  air,  he 
re-lived  those  breathless  days  when 
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and  he  loved  it! 

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Don  traveled  east,  and  worked  with 
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YES,  it's  fun  to  listen  to  the  radio. 
It's  fun,  too,  to  go  to  movies,  or 
play  cards,  or  go  for  an  auto- 
mobile ride.  After  all,  we  know  the 
radio  is  always  there,  close  at  hand, 
when  there  isn't  any  movie  we  want 
to  see,  or  anyone  to  play  cards  with. 
So  we  simply  accept  the  radio  as  one 
more  of  today's  toys. 

But  spend  a  few  hours  as  I  did,  in 
the  Audience  Mail  department  of  the 
National  Broadcasting  Company. 
Read  a  few  of  the  letters  from  one  of 
the  big  steel  filing  cases.  They  have 
come  from  thousands  of  miles,  from 
the  lonely  places  of  the  world,  from 
people  I  will  never  meet,  but  some- 
how feel  I  already  know. 

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the  most  unselfish  and  finest  radio 
program  ever  broadcast — a  program 
without  a  commercial  mention  on  it; 
a  program  which  is  the  very  breath 
of  hope  and  life  itself  to  a  handful  of 
lonely  men  and  women. 

And  when  you've  done  that,  sit 
down  in  front  of  your  radio  receiver 
twist  the  dials  to  a  popular  variety 
program — and  see  if  you  can  take 
what  you  are  hearing  in  your  usual 
casual,  off-hand  manner. 

I  can't. 

I  find  those  pictures  springing  up 
in  my  mind's  eye,  those  pictures 
which  came  as  I  read  the  letters  in 
NBC's  mail  room. 

Let  me  try  to  show  you  the  pic- 
tures some  of  those  letters  painted. 

An  Anglo-American  oil  field  in 
Hurghada,  Egypt.  It's  eleven  o'clock 
in  the  morning,  and  the  sun  beats 
down  pitilessly  on  glaring  sand  and 
the  hard,  brittle  outlines  of  oil  der- 
ricks. In  a  flimsy  wooden  shack  the 
American  engineer  and  his  wife  are 
listening  to  President  Roosevelt's 
Fireside  Chat.  For  a  while,  the  sand 
and  the  heat  are  gone,  and  it's  night 
in   New  York,   a   cool   autumn   night. 

They've  visited  America,  as  they 
visit  it  every  time  they  listen  to  an 
American  program,  and  radio  has 
been  the  magic  carpet  to  carry  them 
back  home  for  a  few  minutes  a  day. 
That  short-wave  radio  set,  there  in 
the  corner  of  the  room,  is  their  in- 
surance  against   homesickness. 

The  African  Gold  Coast.  The  jungle 
itself  seems  to  sweat  in  the  damp 
heat.  In  a  clearing  a  white  trader  has 
his  post.  For  days  on  end  he  never 
sees  a  white  face,  except  his  own  star- 
ing back  from  the  mirror.  Only 
blacks,  bringing  their  loads  of  ivory 
and  ebony  to  him  from  the  interior. 

But  this  white  trader  must  be  the 
most  popular  white  man  in  that  sec- 
tion of  Africa,  and  he  needn't  worry 
about  the  natives  taking  their  ivory 
to  another  trader,  because  he  has  a 
radio  which  brings  in  American  swing 
music!  The  natives  go  almost  mad, 
dancing  to  Benny  Goodman's 
rhythms,  and  the  trader  himself  en- 
joys watching  them  as  much  as  they 
enjoy   dancing. 

Even  in  our  own  country  there  are 
places  where  the  land  stretches  away 
for  miles,  unbroken  by  the  movement 
of  any  living  thing.     On  a  range  near 


Kingman,  Arizona,  three  cow-punch- 
ers have  a  radio.  A  community  sing 
program  is  being  broadcast,  and  the 
horses  in  the  corral  beside  the  cow- 
hands' cabin  stir  uneasily.  And  no 
wonder,  for  their  masters'  voices  are 
lifted  in  mighty  song — not  too  tune- 
ful, perhaps,  not  too  true  to  the  pitch, 
but  whole-hearted  and  happy.  In  im- 
agination, those  cowboys  aren't  in  the 
midst  of  a  wide  desert.  They're  join- 
ing the  singing  audience  in  a  CBS 
playhouse.  Miles  away,  yes,  but  still 
members  of  the  "community." 

Let's  go,  in  imagination,  to  a  little 
cabin  near  the  northern  tip  of  Hudson 
Bay.  Two  trappers  and  a  member  of 
the  Royal  Northwest  Mounted  Police 
have  just  finished  supper.  Now  one 
of  them  is  twisting  the  dials  of  a  radio 
set  with  eager,  weather-bitten  fingers. 
All  huddle  as  close  to  the  set  as  pos- 
sible. 

When  the  Mountie  left  home  three 
months  ago,  his  wife  was  expecting  a 
baby.  By  now,  the  baby  should  have 
been  born.  Is  his  wife  alive?  Is  the 
baby  alive?  Is  it  a  boy  or  a  girl?  He 
doesn't  know. 

One  of  the  trappers  is  waiting  for 
word  from  Rose,  his  sweetheart. 
They're  to  be  married  when  he  re- 
turns to  Montreal  in  the  spring.  But 
winters  are  long  and  Rose  is  pretty 
and  he's  far  away — and  who  knows 
— perhaps  she  has  forgotten  him. 

The  other  trapper  is  older,  the 
father  of  a  large  family.  Are  they 
all  doing  well?  How  is  the  eldest 
getting  along  in  high  school? 

But  most  of  all,  what  all  three 
want  is  the  assurance  that  those 
iney  love   are  thinking  of  them. 

Ears  straining,  they  wait  while 
messages  are  read  to  other  men  scat- 
tered by  twos  and  threes  over  the 
icy  waste  of  the  North.  Then  comes 
news  of  the  trapper's  Rose.  She  has 
received  his  letter,  the  letter  he  sent 
by  the  last  boat,  weeks  ago;  and  she 
is  still  waiting.  With  a  deep  breath, 
the  trapper  gets  up  and  moves  away. 

The  next  message  is  for  the  older 
trapper.  His  family  is  fine,  every- 
thing is  going  along  well,  they  think 
of  him  constantly,  and  they  have 
sent  letters  and  gifts  which  he  should 
receive  soon. 

Last  of  all,  almost  at  the  end  of  the 
hour,  come  words  for  the  Mountie: 
"John,  your  wife  has  given  birth  to 
a  nine-pound  boy.  Both  are  doing 
well,  send  their  love,  and  look  for- 
ward to  seeing  you  in  the  spring. 
We'll  keep  you  informed  of  their 
progress.  Don't  worry — and  congratu- 
lations!" 

The  tense  muscles  of  the  Mountie's 
face  relax  into  a  shaky  grin.  He 
swallows  hard  against  that  sudden 
lump  in  his  throat.  For  a  few  min- 
utes, his  wife  and  his  son  seem  very 
near   to   him. 

Radio  has  meant  many  things  to 
many  people.  It  has  done  many 
fine  things.  But  it  has  never  done 
anything  finer  than  extend  the  com- 
fort of  companionship,  of  word  from 
far-off  loved  ones,  to  those  who  live 
in  solitude. 


98 


COMB. 

GAS  AND  COAL 

RANGE 


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GAS  RANGE 


"Mail  the  Coupon!  You'll  get 
a  real  thnll  out  of  this  catalog 
—  (I  did).  You'll  find  nearly 
200  styles  and  sizes  of  Heat- 
ers, Ranges  and  Furnaces — 
many  illustrated  in  beautiful 
pastel  colors— actually  more 
bargains  than  in  20  big  stores. 

As  Little  as  12c  a  Day 

"You'll  be  amazed  to  find  how 
far  your  pennies  stretch.  Some 
stoves  cost  as  little  as  12c  a 
day  at  the  FACTORY  PR  ICE. 
Terms  allof  us  can  afford. 

Stoves  Sent  on  Trial — 
1,200,000  Users 

"You'll  like  the  way  Kalamazoo 
does  business — friendly,  liberal, 
fair,  square — the  same  'Fac- 
tory-to -You'  way  they  have 
dealt  with  1,200,000  satisfied 


COAL  and 
WOOD    RANGES 


Approved  by 

Good 

Housekeeping 

Institute 


users  for  38  years.  Everybody  has  a  good 
word  for  Kalamazoo.  Kalamazoo  ships 
any  producton  30  days  trial.  You  make  up 
your  mind  in  your  own  home  as  I  did.  No 
urging !  Service  is  fast — 24  hour  shipments . 
The  Kalamazoo  guarantee  is — satisfac- 
tion or  money  back  —  and  no  red  tape. 

New  Ranges— New  Heaters 

"In  this  new  Kalamazoo  Catalog  you'll 
see  new  modern  stoves  of  sparkling 
beauty — Porcelain  Enamel  Coal  and 
Wood  Ranges  in  white  and  delicate 
pastel  colors— new  Combination  Gas, 
Coal  and  Wood  Ranges — and  something 
altogether  new,  a  Combination  Electric 
and  Coal  Range.  Also  new  Gas  Stoves — 
Oil  Stoves — New  Coal  and  Wood  Cir- 

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'Oven  that  Floats  in  Flame' — porce- 
lain enamel  oven  bottoms  —  copper- 
lined  reservoirs  and  dozens  of  other 
features.  You'll  read  about  Kalamazoo 
Prize  Winners.  A  whole  bookful  of  inter- 
esting facts  about  cooking  and  heating. 

"My  suggestion  is: — mail  the  coupon 
AT  ONCE  for  free  Catalog!  Don't  take 
my  word— see  it  yourself.  See  what  you 
save  at  FACTORY  PRICES." 

KALAMAZOO  STOVE  &  FURNACE  CO. 
469    Rochester  Ave.  Kalamazoo,  Mich. 

Warehouses:  Utica,  N.  Y.;  Youngstown.  Ohio; 
Reading,  Penn.;  Springfield.  Mass. 


FREE  furnace  plans 


Kalamazoo  Stove  and  Furnace  Co.,   Mfrs., 
469     Rochester  Avenue,  Kalamazoo,  Mich. 
Dear   Sirs:    Please   send    me    your    FREE    FACTORY 
CATALOG.  Check  articles  in  which  you  are  interested. 
Coal  and  Wood  Ranges  D  oil  Ranges  D 

Coal  and  Wood  Heaters  D  Gas  Ranges  D 

Combination  Electric  and  Coal  Range  D  Furnaces  D 

Combination  Gas  and  Coal  Range  D 


Name.. 


(Print  name  plainly) 


Address.. 


City State.. 


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CAN  RADIO  RESCUE  ROBERT  TAYLOR? 
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A  GAY,  friendly  smile,  revealing 
sparkling  teeth,  is  so  appealing. 
The  girl  who  has  a  lovely  smile  can't 
help  but  win!  Tragic  that  so  many  girls 
lose  this  charm  through  carelessness  — 
tragic  that  they  neglect  the  warning  of 
"pink  tooth  brush"— let  teeth  that  are 
lustreless  and  dull  actually  spoil  their 
own  good  looks! 

If  you've  seen  a  tinge  of  ''pink,"  see 
your  dentist.  It  may  be  nothing  serious, 
but  let  him  decide.  Usually,  however, 


he'll  tell  you  that  it's  only  another  case 
of  gums  deprived  of  exercise  by  our 
modern,  creamy  foods.  And,  as  so  many 
dentists  do,  he'll  probably  advise  more 
work  and  resistance  — the  healthful 
stimulation  of  Ipana  and  massage. 

For  Ipana,  with  massage,  is  especially 
designed  to  help  keep  gums  healthy,  as 
well  as  keep  teeth  sparkling.  Every 
time  you  brush  your  teeth,  massage  a 
little  extra  Ipana  into  your  gums.  As 
circulation  in  the  gum  tissues  increases, 


gums  tend  to  become  firmer,  more  re- 
sistant to  trouble. 

Change  to  Ipana  and  massage  — and 
change  today!  Let  this  very  practical 
dental  health  routine  help  you  to  have 
firmer  gums,  brighter  teeth— a  lovelier 

smile! 

*         *         * 

DOUBLE  DUTY— Ask  your  druggist  for 
Rubberset's  Double  Duty  Tooth  Brush, 
designed  to  massage  gums  effectively 
as  well  as  to  thoroughly  clean  teeth. 


'"0&&*  PLEASE 
PLAY  WITH  ME! 


Maybe  you're  like  this  father.  He  knew  he  should 
spend  more  time  with  his  child  but  too  often  he  just 
didn't  have  the  energy-  He  was  fagged  out,  ill-tem- 
pered, headachy.  Constipation  had  stolen  his  pep 
and  nothing  he  tried  really  seemed  to  set  him  right. 

NOW  HE'S  SO  GLAD  HE 
TRIED  THIS  NEW  IDEA  S 


What  a  lucky  day  it  was  for  him  when  a  friend  rec- 
ommended FEEN-A-MINT!  He  was  delighted  with 
this  pleasant,  easy  way  to  take  a  laxative — found  it 
tasted  just  like  delicious  chewing  gum.  More  impor- 
tant still,  he  found  it  gentle,  thorough,  and  trust- 
worthy. You'll  find— as  he  did— that  no  other  type 
of  laxative  can  do  exactly  what  FEEN-A-MINT 
does!  No  wonder  16  million  modern  folks  prefer  it! 

Here's  why  you'll  prefer 
FEEN-A-MINT 


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NO    STOMACH    UPSET-With 

FEEN-A-MINT  you  don't  swallow  a 
heavy,  bulky  dose;  there  is  nothing  to 
burden  digestion. 

CHEWING  AIDS  DIGESTION  — 

The  chewing  stimulates  the  flow  of  the 
same  natural  alkaline  fluids  that  help 
food  digest. 

ACTS   WHERE   YOU   NEED   IT— 

FEEN-A-MINT's  tasteless  laxative  in- 
gredient does  not  affect  stomach  action. 
It  passes  to  the  intestine  and  works 
where  it  should. 


FEEN-A-MINT  won't  gripe  or  nauseate  you,  or  dis- 
turb sleep.  It's  grand  for  children,  too.  They  love  its 
delicious  flavor.  FEEN-A-MINT  is  truly  the  laxative 
you  should  use  in  your  family.  Try  it !  —  find  out  for 
yourself  what  a  wonderful  difference  FEEN-A-MINT 
makes!  At  all  druggists,  or 
write  for  generous  FREE 
trial  package.  Dept.  59, 
FEEN-  A-  MINT, 
Newark.  N.  J. 


APRIL.   1938 


VOL.  9  NO.  6 


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DELICIOUS 


Tastes  like 
your  favorite 
chewing  gum 


ERNEST  V.  HEYN 
Executive  Editor 


FRED  R.  SAMMIS 
Editor 


BELLE    LANDESMAN,    ASSISTANT    EDITOR 


How  to  be  Happy By  Charming  Pollock      10 

Inspiration  from  the  air  to  help  you  find  life's  true  joys 

The  Humanizing  of  Nelson  Eddy Marian  Rhea      12 

It's  amazing  what  a  dummy  can  sometimes  do! 

Radio's  Photo-Mirror   15 

He's  a   Clothes  Dummy 16 

How  to  Spend  $1 ,000,000      18 

Let  Freedom   Ring! 20 

Make  Up  Makes  The  Actress 22 

Are  You  on  Speaking  Terms  with  Success? Norton  Russell  23 

Learn  Lowell  Thomas'  secret  for  getting  ahead 

Return  Ticket Fictionized  by  Fred  Rutledge     24 

A  First  Nighter  drama  in  stirring  fiction  form 

Cry   Before   Night Pauline  Swanson     26 

Continuing  the  upside-down   life  of  Martha   Raye 

Why  Dictators  Fear   Radio Cesar  Saerchinger     28 

A  brilliant  article  that  is  food  for  thought 

One  Smart  Girl John  Leroy  Johnston     3 1 

Meet  Nan  Grey — most  beautiful  new  star  of  the  air 

Mr.  Mouse  to  the  Mike 32 

Special  Disney  drawings  for  the  whole  family 

Behind  The  Hollywood  Front Jimmie  Fidler     34 

Gossip  that's  as  sparkling  as  champagne 

Can  Radio  Rescue  Robert  Taylor? Judy  Ashley     36 

You  must  decide  if  he  can  win  his  dramatic  battle 

Follow  The  Moon John  Tucker  Battle     38 

A  new  Radio  Mirror  serial  of  love  outside  the  law 

Tain't    Funny,    McGee 40 

A  Readio  Broadcast  to  laugh  your  blues  away 
Fight  Japan  Now! Upton  Close     54 

You'll  need  courage  to  read  this  "rebroadcast" 


Prof.  Quiz"  Twenty  Questions ...  3 

What  Do  You  Want  To  Say?.  .  .  4 

What's  New  From  Coast  to  Coast  6 

Words  With  Wings. 8 

Radio  Mirror  Almanac 41 


Facing  The   Music 62 

Put  The  Bee  on  Your  Spelling ....  65 

What  Do  You  Want  To  Know? .  .  66 

Radio   Mirror   Home   and   Beauty 

Turn  Your  Eyes  Toward  Beauty  93 

Here's    Good    Health! 94 


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RADIO  MIRROR  by  Walt  Disney 


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TWENTY  QUESTIONS 

The  Professor  Quiz  program  is  spon- 
sored by  Nash  Motors  every  Saturday 
night  over  the  CBS  network.  Play  the 
game  of  radio  knowledge  with  him  on 
the  air  and  on  this  page. 

1.  In  what  way  are  your  favorite 
band  leader's  shoes  different  from 
yours? 

2.  What  feminine  star  of  a  daytime 
radio  serial  is  now  appearing  in  two 
Broadway  shows  produced  by  another 
radio  player? 

3.  What  popular  radio  team  have 
often  been  called  the  "Myrna  Loy  and 
William  Powell  of  the  air-waves?" 

4.  From  what  moving  picture  does 
the  popular  radio  song,  "Heigh  Ho", 
come? 

5.  Who  is  the  Flying  Commenta- 
tor? 

6.  How  old  is  Don  Ameche's  "little 
brother"  Jim? 

7.  Name  five  radio  programs  that 
are  produced  for  children. 

8.  For  what  hew  dramatic  serial 
were  170  actors  and  actresses  audi- 
tioned before  a  cast  of  8  was  chosen? 

9.  What  radio  actor  has  more  lives 
than  a  cat? 

10.  A  radio  performer  who  is  so 
ardent  a  pacifist  he  refuses  to  accept 
any  radio  roles  in  which  violence  is 
depicted  is  ? 

1 1.  Whose  popular  air  show  recent- 
ly celebrated  its  150th  performance? 

12.  What  radio  star  is  following 
in  his    grandfather's   footsteps? 

13.  How  many  radio  stations 
broadcast  the  Lux  Theater  program? 

14.  Who  was  recently  voted  the 
most  popular  entertainer  by  the  Boys' 
Athletic  League  of  New  York? 

15.  Who  was  recently  voted  radio's 
most  popular  star  by  a  nation-wide 
newspaper  poll  conducted  by  the 
Daily  News? 

16.  What  newsreel  commentator 
and  radio  comedian's  appeal  is  based 
on  his  zany  accent? 

17.  Whose  voice  is  always  heard 
speaking  for  Mickey  Mouse? 

18.  Name  the  sponsors  of  Dr.  Da- 
foe's  CBS  talks;  Those  We  Love;  First 
Nighter. 

19.  What  comedian's  real  first  name 
is  Benny? 

20.  What   star   makes   a  hobby   of 
hobbies  and   makes   it  pay? 
(You'll  find  the  answers  on  page  82) 


ONLY  NICE  GIRLS  WANTED 
NO  OTHERS  NEED  APPLY 


Just  one  hint  of 
underarm  odor,  and  a  girl 
misses  out  with  men 

Eleanor's  got  everything— at  least  that's 
what  men  think.  And  yet  she's  not  the 
prettiest  girl  in  the  world ...  nor  the  very 
best  dancer.  Why  then  is  she  so  popu- 
lar? Why  is  it  always  Eleanor  who 
dances  every  dance? 

Any  mancould  tell  you  one  reason  why ! 
Eleanor  is  always  sweet,  nice  to  be  near... 
Eleanor  never  risks  underarm  odor! 

And  Eleanor  would  tell  you:  "I  take  a 
daily  bath,  of  course,  but  I  never  think 
it's  enough!  A  bath  takes  care  only  of 
past  perspiration— it  can't  prevent  odor 


'  to  come.  Underarms  must  have  special 
care.  So  after  every  bath,  and  before 
every  date,  I  always  use  Mum!" 

Simply  and  surely,  Mum  makes  per- 
spiration odor  impossible.  Protect  your 
charm,  your  popularity— with  Mum. 

MUM  IS  SURE!  No  matter  how  long  'or 
how  late  you  dance,  trust  Mum  to  keep 
you  fresh.  Just  a  dab  under  each  arm— 
and  you're  safe. 

MUM  IS  QUICK!  Just  half  a  minute  to  use. 
Apply  Mum  even  after  you're  dressed.  It 
will  not  harm  fabrics. 

MUM  IS  SAFE!  Mum  does  not  stop  health- 
ful perspiration,  but  it  does  stop  every 
trace  of  odor.  Even  after  underarm  shav- 
ing, it  actually  soothes  the  skin! 


NO  WORRIES  FOR  THE  GIRL  WHO  USES  MUM 


MY  BATH  CANT 
PROTECT  ME 
ALL  EVENING, 
SO  I  ALWAYS 
USE  MUM  ! 


For  Sanitary  Napkins — 

No  worries  or  embarrass- 
ment when  you  use  Mum 
this  way.  thousands  do,  be- 
cause it's  SAFE  and  SURE. 


TO  H£flSElF  — 
I  CAN  EASILY  TELL  THAT 
MUM  HAS  KEPT  ME 
SWEET.  JIM  HATES 
TO  SAY 
GOOD  NIGHT! 


Mum 


TAKES  THE  ODOR  OUT  OF  PERSPIRATION 


FIRST   PRIZE 
Why  Not  Try  Your  Luck? 

AS  you  listen  to  your  favorite  news  commentator  or 
Z-\  home-making  expert  over  the  air,  do  you  ever 
*  »  think,  "I  could  do  something  like  that?"  Did  you 
know  that  there  is  a  large  welcome  sign  hanging  in 
every  studio  for  new  programs,  provided  they  are 
worthwhile,  informative  and  interesting? 

If  there  is  one  subject  with  which  you  are  thorough- 
ly familiar,  whether  it  be  books  or  fashions  or  house- 
keeping, why  not  try  your  hand  at  writing  a  radio-talk 
on  that  subject?  One  of  the  most  important  requisites 
for  writing  radio  articles,  or  "continuity"  as  it  is  called 
in  studio  language  is  an  easy,  informal  style  of  expres- 
sion. When  we  are  thoroughly  familiar  with  our  sub- 
ject, however,  it  is  usually  easy  to  talk  about  it,  and  in 
radio-writing,  we  are  merely  talking  on  paper. 

When  you  have  a  sample  radio  talk  written  out,  your 
next  step  is  to  offer  it  to  a  broadcasting  station.  Your 
material  should  be  typewritten,  and  the  number  of 
words  carefully  counted,  for  in  radio  every  word  must 
have  its  allotted  time.     The  average  allowance  is  650 


words  for  five  minutes.  In  deciding  which  station  to 
approach,  remember  that  there  is  more  chance  of  find- 
ing vacant  time  in  a  small  or  new  station,  than  in  a 
larger  one.    Why  not  try  your  luck? 

G.  G.  Wilde,  Unionville,  Conn. 

SECOND  PRIZE 

If  It's  Stimulation  You  Want — 

What  I  want  to  say  is  about  Mary  Margaret  McBride! 
I  wait  for  her  quarter  hour  as  I'd  wait  for  my  dearest 
friend,  home  from  a  journey  and  bursting  with  news 
of  it.  Mary  Margaret  is  sincerity  and  enthusiasm  per- 
sonified. She  makes  me  forget  I've  never  been  east  of 
Cheyenne,  that  she's  really  thousands  of  miles  away 
at  this  very  minute.  She's  right  over  there  in  the  one 
comfortable  chair,  telling  me  all  about  everything! 
Sure  she's  advertising  something.  And  we  love  it.  I 
think  she  could  talk  tapioca  the  whole  time  and  we'd 
still  love  it.  After  the  wholesale  monotony  and  cut-and 
dried  boredom  of  too  many  other  programs,  Mary  Mar- 
garet is  like  a  breath  of  salt  from  the  sea,  rain  in 
summer  hills,  a  friend  indeed.  (Continued  on  page  70) 


The  newsreels'  be- 
loved Dribblepuss  is 
on  the  air — Lew  Lehr, 
of  the    Bernie    show. 


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page   70 


If  there  was  hope  for  Harriet,  there  must  be  hope  for  you 


Let's  look  into  Harriet's  life  a  moment. 
She  came  to  the  city  and  a  fair  position 
from  a  small  up-state  town.  No  beauty, 
she  was  nevertheless  intelligent,  full  of 
vivacity,  and  above  the  run-of-the-mill 
in  good  looks.  What  happened  to  her? 
The  girls  at  the  office  were  cordial 
enough  at  first.  Later,  their  attitude 
changed.  They  seldom  asked  her  to 
lunch,  so  she  usually  lunched  alone. 

"Just  a  bunch  of  cats,"  THOUGHT  HARRIET 

Men  usually  found  her  interesting,  yet  seldom 
invited  her  out.  Most  of  her  evenings  were  spent 
at  home  by  the  radio  or  at  the  movies — alone. 


"I  wish  some  man  were  here 
beside  me,"  SHE  SAID 


Seeing  others  of  her  own  age  enjoying  them- 
selves, she  was  at  a  loss  to  understand  why 
her  own  life  was  so  empty,  so  flat.  Finally,  it 


began  to  get  her.  She  wanted  friends  ...  at- 
tention .  .  .  later,  a  husband  and  children.  Yet 
she  was  haunted  by  a  vision  of  herself  as  an 
old  maid,  friendless  and  lonely. 


'Am  I  going  to  be  one  of  these? 
SHE  ASKED  HERSELF 


Then  one  day  her  bored  eyes  came  across  an 
advertisement  dealing  with  halitosis  (bad 
breath)  and  the  success  of  Listerine  in  arrest- 
ing it.  She  could  not  get  the  advertisement 
out  of  her  mind;  it  haunted  her. 

"Maybe  that's  my  trouble,"  SHE  SAID 

Fortunately,  she  had  hit  upon  the  exact  truth 
— which  no  one  else  had  dared  to  tell  her. 
Now  she  sensed  a  reason  for  the  coolness  with 
which  others  treated  her.  She  made  up  her 
mind  to  begin  using  Listerine  Antiseptic. 

"I'll  see  what  happens,"  SHE  MUSED 

Well,  things  did  happen.  She  began  to  go  out 
more  .  .».  faced  the  world  with  new  assurance 


. . .  made  new  friends.  And  men  looked  at  her 
with  new  interest  and  began  to  ask: 

M 
"MAY  I  CALL  YOU  UP?" 


Il* 


In  less  than  a  year,  the  empty  little  engage- 
ment book  her  father  had  given  her  began  to 
bulge  with  "dates."  Life  began  to  be  the  ro- 
mantic, exciting  thing  she  had  hoped  it  would 
be.  Each  day  was  a  new  adventure. 

A  HINT  FOR  YOU  .  .  AND  YOU  .  .  AND  YOU 

Don't  assume  that  you  never  have  halitosis 
(bad  breath).  Everyone  offends  at  some  time 
or  other.  The  delightful  way  to  make  the 
breath  sweeter  and  purer  is  to  rinse  the  mouth 
with  Listerine  Antiseptic  especially  before 
business  and  social  engagements.  Listerine 
quickly  halts  food  fermentation,  a  major 
cause  of  odors,  then  overcomes  the  odors 
themselves.  Nothing  but  Listerine  can  give 
your  mouth  that  priceless  feeling  of  freshness. 
Ask  for  Listerine  and  see  that  you  get  it. 

Lambert  Pharmacal  Co.,  St.  Louis,  Mo. 

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Tyrone  Power  and  Janet  Gaynor  go  previewing. 


EDWARD  G.  ROBINSON,  number-one  tough 
guy  of  the  screen,  discusses  a  favorite  topic 
at  a  New  York  cocktail  party:  "He  has  the 
finest  private  art  collection  in  the  country — 
though  of  course  the  pictures  are  hung  atrociously." 


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*  *     # 

It's-a-shame  note:  Nelson  Eddy  won't  be 
back  on  the  air  until  next  August.  But  (for  the 
silver-lining  department)  he  may  visit  your 
home  town  on  the  concert  tour  that  will  keep 
him  busy  until  then. 

*  *     # 

Impertinent  question:  Why  didn't  the  air- 
plane companies  honor  Lily  Pons  too  when  they 
awarded  Andre  Kostelanetz  the  title  of  "most 
air-traveled  passenger"?  After  all,  why  do  they 
think  Andre  flew  all  those  miles? 

*  *     * 

Claire  Trevor,  who  admits  she's  the  most  in- 
efficient person  in  five  counties,  traveled  with- 
out her  mother  for  the  first  time  on  her  recent 
trip  to  New  York,  and  spent  two  weeks  in  the 
Big  City  making  appointments,  writing  them 
down  on  two-inch  squares  of  paper,  losing  the 
slips  of  paper,  and  missing  the  appointments. 
She's  so  pretty,  nobody  could  get  mad  at  her, 

though. 

*  #     * 

Dire  threat:    If  Rudy  Vallee  puts  any  more 

By   DAN   SENSENEY 


of  his  favorite  English  music-hall  turns  on  his  pro- 
gram, we're  going  to  take  a  pot-shot  at  our  radio — 
not  because  the  performers  are  un-American,  but  be- 
cause they're  un-f unny. 


Betty  Reller,  who  left  the  cast 
of  Betty  and  Bob  a  few  weeks 
ago  (she  was  Betty)  is  in  New 
York,  fired  with  ambition  to 
work  on  the  stage. 


S.  S.  Van  Dine,  who  writes 
those  Philo  Vance  thrillers,  is 
willing  to  write  a  series  starring 
his  famous  detective-character 
for  only  $2,500  a  weekly  script. 
NBC  is  looking  for  a  sponsor, 
and  if  it  finds  one  Van  Dine  will 
be  getting  the  highest  price  ever  paid  a  radio  writer 


Into  forbidden  backstage 
radio  went  our  intrepid 
reporter  to  bring  back 
these  scoops  in  the  news 


in  for  him.  Jane  agreed  and  dashed  for  the  phone. 
Later,  Ben  called  to  find  out  the  results  of  the  race. 
His  horse  had  lost.  But  that  was  all  right — he  didn't 
have  a  bet  on  that  horse  anyway,  the  booking  agent 
told  him.  Ben  rushed  back  to  the  studio  to  find  out 
why  Jane  hadn't  placed  his  bet  as  requested.     Jane 

stoutly  asserted  that  she  had, 
but  it  finally  developed  that 
she'd  misunderstood  him,  and 
had  telephoned  in  a  name  al- 
most identical  to  the  one  he  had 
told  her.  Ben  knew  that  there 
was  a  race-horse  by  the  name 
Jane  had  understood  him  to  say, 
and  he  also  knew  that  if  the  bet 
had  been  accepted,  that  horse 
must  be  running  somewhere.  So 
he  called  the  booking  agent 
back. 

Believe  it  or  not,   the  horse 
paid     six     to     one. 


had     won,     and     had 


A  comedy  of  errors  with  a  happy  ending  went  on 
the  other  afternoon  in  the  studio  where  Ben  Bernie 
was  rehearsing  his  show.  Ben  suddenly  got  a  hunch 
to  bet  on  a  certain  horse.  He  was  too  busy  to  leave 
the  studio,  but  he  never  ignores  a  hunch,  so  he  called 
Jane  Pickens,  who  wasn't  doing  anything  at  the  mo- 
ment, and  asked  her  to  go  out  and  telephone  the  bet 


The  whole  Bernie  cast  turned  out  a  few  days  be- 
fore the  program  went  on  the  air  at  a  cocktail  party 
for  the  press — at  which  the  focus  of  attention  wasn't 
the  Ole  Maestro,  as  you'd  think,  but  dialect  comedian 
Lew  Lehr.  Lew,  you'll  be  glad  to  know,  has  that 
same  fantastic  gleam  in  his  eye  when  you  see  him 
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times  a  day.  Soon  your  skin  is  all 
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I  FEEL  that  we  need  to  increase  the 
number  of  women  in  public  office. 
However,  I  would  never  want  a  wo- 
man to  take  an  office  which  she  did  not 
feel  herself  well  qualified  to  fill.  She 
will  be  under'  constant  scrutiny  and  in 
addition,  a  greater  effort  will  be  made 
to  use  her  by  unscrupulous  elements, 
and  less  credit  will  be  given  her  for  in- 
telligence. She  will  be  constantly  prov- 
ing herself  and  if  she  makes  a  mistake 
it  will  injure  not  herself  alone  but  all 
women.  This  may  seem  very  unfair, 
but  we  might  just  as  well  face  facts. 

.  .  .  There  are  some  women  who  have 
the  same  type  of  mind  as  men  have.  I 
remember  very  well  hearing  my  uncle, 
Theodore  Roosevelt,  once  say  that  his 
sister,  Mrs.  William  Sheffield  Cowles, 
had  one  of  the  best  "men's  minds"  he 
knew.  I  knew  exactly  what  he  meant 
by  that — her  mind  was  analytical,  non- 
emotional  and  objective.  But  there  were 
times  even  with  her,  when  emotion 
crept  in;  and  I  think  that  is  the  contri- 
bution which  women  have  to  make. 
They  can  at  times  be  objective  and  an- 
alytical, but  they  can  also  feel  things  in 
a  way  that  is  rarely  given  to  men  to 
feel.  They  are  also  more  adjustable, 
having  had  to  adapt  themselves  for  gen- 
erations to  different  circumstances,  and 
therefore  can  understand  a  variety  of- 
situations. 

— Mrs.  Franklin  D.  Roosevelt,  talking 
over  NBC  on  a  program  sponsored  by 
the  National  Federation  of  Business  and 
Professional  Women's  Clubs. 


Americans  as  a  whole  are  still  bound 
to  England — and  England,  in  point 
of  fact,  is  superior  on  most  counts  to 
the  United  States.  Among  other  things, 
it  remains  the  fount  of  honor  for 
Americans.  No  matter  how  swell  and 
swagger  an  American  woman  may 
be,  she  considers  it  a  great  distinc- 
tion to  be  summoned  to  the  Court  of  St. 
James.  And  no  matter  how  patriotic 
an  American  professor  may  be,  he  is 
almost  paralyzed  with  joy  when  Oxford 
or  Cambridge  offers  him  an  honorary 
degree.  The  thing  certainly  doesn't  run 
the  other  way.  No  Englishman  with 
any  sense  regards  it  as  a  distinction  to 
be  invited  to  the  White  House,  and  very 
few  English  scholars  set  any  serious 
value   on   American   honorary   degrees. 

— H.  L.  Mencken,  talking  on  the  CBS 
American  School  of  the  air. 


Well,  this  is  newspaper  night  and  I 
feel  right  at  home  because  I  read  a  lot, 
in  fact  every  day  I  get  all  the  latest 
papers — from  those  baskets  on  the  cor- 
ners in  New  York  (where  it  says  "Keep 
the  streets  clean").  Of  course,  I  find 
other  things,  too.  You  know  this  morn- 
ing I  got  up  about  six  o'clock  and  I  slip- 
ped my  little  feet  into  my  mules  and  I 
put  on   my   ermine   robe  and   I   dashed 


RADIO     MIRROR 


Inspiration, 
humor  culled 


out  into  the  hall  and  I  ran  up  and  down  past  the  apart- 
ments singing  and  dancing  and  when  I  got  back  to  my 
apartment — my,  I  was  surprised.  I  found  I  had  three 
newspapers  and  six  bottles  of  milk.  I  guess  they  must 
have  caught  in  my  robe,  don't  you  think?  Or  don't 
you? 

And  tonight  we're  going  to  have  a  recipe  that  is  so 
popular  people  are  just  dying  to  get  hold  of  it.  It's 
called  Electric  Pudding — and  it's  free  of  charge — get 
it?  Are  you  ready?  All  righty.  First,  go  around  and 
take  out  all  the  light  bulbs.  Stand  on  the  chair  and 
drop  them  on  the  floor.  Are  you  getting  a  bang  out  of  it? 
All  righty.  Now,  sweep  them 
up  and  put  them  in  a  bowl.  Now 
add  some  pineapple  juice  and 
some  lemon  juice.  You  see,  to 
make  your  pudding  light,  you 
must  have  juice.  Now,  get  a 
hammer  and  pound  it — as  the 
pudding  is  light,  you've  gotta 
socket,  you  see.  Place  in  oven 
and  while  waiting  for  guests  to 
arrive,   keep  the  electricity   on 

and  put  your  finger  where  you  took  one  of  the  bulbs 
out.  I'll  wait  for  you.  .  .  .  Now  when  guests  say,  "Why 
do  you  call  this  electric  pudding?"  just  say,  "Well,  one 
mouthful  and  your  lights  go  out."  Now,  I'll  leave  you 
as  the  newspaper  men  say  when  they  see  me — "I'd 
like  to  press  you,  Tizzy." 

— Tizzy  Lish  on  Al  Pearce's  Watch  the  Fun  Go  By, 
over  CBS. 


The  world  is  in  a  very  dangerous  condition,  going 
'round  in  a  vicious  circle  of  pessimism,  hate,  and  vio- 
lence so  that  what  we  urgently  need  is  a  change  of 


mind  and  heart.  Men  have  got  to  feel  at  home  in  the 
universe  again,  and  I  believe  a  great  deal  of  the  des- 
pair of  our  time  is  due  to  the  fact  that  men  have  a 
false  picture  of  the  universe  and  of  our  destiny.  Hav- 
ing lost  religion  and  gained  nothing  in  its  place,  too 
many  people  have  come  to  believe  that  life  doesn't 
amount  to  much.  But  actually,  as  Kay  and  Alan  say 
in  my  play  "Time  and  the  Conways,"  "We  are  immor- 
tal beings  engaged  in  a  tremendous  adventure."  If,  as 
I  believe,  we  live  on  after  death  as  our  Fourth  Dimen- 
sion selves,  then  we  ourselves  establish  the  conditions 
and  the  quality  of  that  future  life.  The  heaven  or  hell 

waiting   for   us  is  of   our   own 

making. 

— J.  B.  Priestley,  author  and 

dramatist,  in  an  interview  with 

Rudy  Vallee  over  NBC. 


wisdom    and 
from  radio's 


thousand  and  one  programs 


American  medical  publicity 
would,  I  feel  sure,  amaze  my 
English  listeners.  For  instance, 
most  newspapers  in  America 
carry  a  daily  medical  column  written  and  signed  by  a 
registered  physician,  in  which  health  topics,  ailments 
and  diseases  are  freely  discussed.  As  a  result  many 
people  in  the  United  States  have  become  medically 
self-conscious,  or  even  a  trifle  hypochondriac. 

On  the  other  hand,  this  increase  of  medical  con- 
sciousness probably  causes  the  patient  to  go  to  the  doc- 
tor earlier  and  more  frequently,  which  is  an  excellent 
thing.  It  was  the  wisdom  of  the  East  when  the  Chinese 
paid  their  doctors  when  they  were  well  and  stopped 
paying  them  when  they  fell  ill.  This,  in  a  nutshell,  is 
preventive  medicine. 

— A.  J.  Cronin,  talking  over  CBS. 


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1FTER  THE  MOVIE  or  theatre— the  midnight  snack. 
j\  Glittering  lights  everywhere.  Even  your  own 
kitchen  light  blazes  hard  on  your  face! 

Does  it  show  up  faults?  Sharpen  your  face?  Give 
your  powder  that  chalky  look? 

Try  Pond's  under  the  brightest  lights.  See  how  it 
softens  your  face.  Pond's  shades  are  "glare-proof" — 
blended  to  catch  and  reflect  only  the  softer  rays  of 
light.  Pond's  Powder  gives  your  face  a  soft  look  in 
any  light.  And  doesn't  show  up! 

True  skin  tones,  uniformly 
blended.  A  shade  for  every  type. 
Special  ingredients  make  Pond's 
Powder  cling — fresh  looking,  flat- 
tering for  hours.  Decorated  screw- 
top  jars— 35^,  70(£.  Big  boxes — 
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HOW     TO     BE 


BY       CHANNINC       POLLOCK 


Every  Sunday  afternoon,  the  famous  au- 
thor, Channing  Pollock,  speaks  to  you  over 
CBS,  from  the  editor's  chair  of  the  Heinz 
Magazine  of  the  Air.  Radio  Mirror  feels  that 
seldom  has  the  inspiration  of  his  brief  talks 
on  happiness  been  duplicated  on  the  air  and 
so  brings  the  highlights  of  them  to  its 
readers,  to  be  read  and  treasured. 

ONE  of  the  oldest  stories  in  the  world  con- 
cerns the  king,  suffering  from  melan- 
choly, who  was  told  that  he  could  be 
cured  by  wearing  the  shirt  of  an  entirely  happy 
man.  After  years  of  search,  the  king's  messengers 
finally  found  one  happy  man — but  he  didn't  have 
a  shirt! 

Unfortunately,  life  isn't  as  simple  as  that.  You 
can't  be  happy  without  a  job,  or  enough  to  eat. 
But  neither  can  you  be  made  happy  by  having 
a  hundred  shirts,*  or  a  million  dollars.  The  two 
things  most  destructive  of  happiness  are  having 
too  little,  and  having  too  much.  It  always  seems 
odd  to  me  that  there  are  so  many  unhappy  people 
in  the  world — and  so  many  reasons  for  happiness. 

Years  ago,  a  colored  boy  I'd  met  in  Barbados 
landed  here  penniless,  and  spent  two  days  walk- 
ing the  streets.  When  I  asked  him  what  he'd 
noticed  especially,  he  answered,  "Everybody  in 
New  York  looks  so  mad." 

Everybody — everywhere — looks  so  unhappy.  I 
can't  understand  that  because,  except  through 
the  loss  of  those  dear  to  me,  I've  never  been  un- 
happy an  hour  in  my  life.  That  doesn't  mean  I 
haven't  been  poor — even  hungry — or  had  my 
share  of  worries  and  failures.  It  only  means  that, 
through  half  a  century  of  life  and  a  lot  of  ex- 
perience, I've  learned  to  give  everything  its  true 
value;  to  realize  that  nothing  pleasant  or  un- 
pleasant lasts  long;  to  care  most  for  the  things 
everybody  can  have;  and,  above  all,  to  know  that 
happiness  comes  from  within  one's  self.  Perhaps 
you've  heard  about  the  little  girl  who  declared 
she  was  drawing  a  picture  of  God.  "Why  my  dar- 
ling," her  mother  remonstrated,  "no  one  knows 
how  God  looks."  "No,"  daughter  answered, 
"but,  when  I  get  through  with  this,  they  will." 


Channing  Pollock,  author  of  more  than 
a  score  of  plays,  began  his  writing  ca- 
reer forty  years  ago  as  dramatic  critic 
of  his  hometown  paper,  the  Washington  Post. 

I  wonder  how  many  of  us  know  how  happiness 
looks.  No  one,  I'm  sure,  who  expects  to  find  it  in 
something  he  lacks.  For  what  you  have  isn't  yours 
if  you  don't  love  it,  and  what  you  love  can't  be 
lost  by  not  having  it.  "Those  purple  hills  are 
mine,"  someone  said;  "Jones  only  owns  the  dirt 
and  fences."  The  important  thing  is  zest  and 
enthusiasm. 

I  don't  know  how  you  feel,  but  I'd  a  darned 
sight  rather  have  an  appetite  and  no  food  than 
food  and  no  appetite.  I  own  a  little  cottage  by 
the  sea.  That  sea  will  always  be  there,  but,  when 
I  no  longer  thrill  at  the  sight  of  it,  it  will  have 
ceased  to  be  there  for  me. 

All  the  things  we  think  we  need  for  happiness 
are  things  other  people  have  without  happiness. 
And  so  many  of  the  commonplace,  unconsidered 
things  we  value  so  little  are  things  other  men  have 


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DECORATION 


prayed  for;  struggled,  lived  and  even 
died  to  get.  Water,  for  instance.  Which 
of  us'  says,  "Thank  God,"  when  he  lifts 
a  glass  to  his  lips?  Yet,  there  have  been 
men  adrift  on  desert  or  ocean  who  would 
have  given  all  they  had  for  a  spoonful. 

When  I  look  at  my  •  sea,  I  remember 
that  Schiller — one  of  the  finest  of  poets — 
longed  throughout  his  life  for  a  glimpse 
of  the  ocean,  and  passed  away  without 
ever  knowing  what  he  called  "that  im- 
measurable happiness."  Then,  I  think  of 
the  great  host  who,  if  the  surf  were 
breaking  at  their  feet,  couldn't  see  it 
because  they  are  blind,  and  my  heart 
sings  that  I  have  what  most  of  us  have, 
and  that's  two  eyes.  "The  world  is  so  full 
of  a  number  of  things,"  and  most  of  them 
are  good.  I  often  wonder  why  we  build 
monuments  to  conquerors,  and  ignore  the 
man  who  invented  the  combination  of 
ham  and  eggs! 

A  man  is  rich,  not  in  proportion  to 
what  he  has.  Nothing  you  can  get  is 
worth  much  without  something  to  match 
it  in  your  own  soul. 

Just  after  the  war,  I  went  up  to  Vienna 
with  an  old  friend — an  Austrian  monk. 
That  was  at  the  peak  of  inflation;  for 
twenty-five  American  dollars  I  had  been 
given  millions  of  Austrian  crowns.  My 
companion  looked  at  the  Austrian  money 
and   said,    "Why,   you're  -a  millionaire!" 

I'd  just  paid  165,000  crowns  for  a  sand- 
wich, so  I  answered,  "Yes,  but  the  money 
won't  buy  anything." 

"Neither  will  any  other  millions,"  my 
friend  laughed.  "Hundreds,  perhaps. 
Thousands,  yes;  if  you  have  tastes  beyond 
eating  and  drinking  and  wearing.  But 
millions,  my  friend;  millions  are  always 
Austrian  money." 

Happiness  isn't  locked  up  in  vaults;  it's 
locked  up  in   you.   Let's  open  the  door 
together,  and  let  the  sunlight  in! 
(Continued  on  page  49) 


f7* 


Nelson  Eddy  has  never  been 
as  popular  as  on  his  recent 
Chase  &  Sanborn  program,  to 
which  he  returns  upon  com- 
pletion    of     his     concert     tour. 


The  new  Nelson  Eddy  takes 
time  out  on  the  fire  escape 
with  Don  Ameche,  during  a 
Chase  &  Sanborn  rehearsal. 


THEY  were  all  in  a  dither  and  it 
was  Nelson  Eddy's  fault. 
By  "they"  I  mean  Chase  and 
Sanborn  and  Maxwell  House  (they 
make  coffee,  or  haven't  you  heard?), 
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,  the  National 
Broadcasting  Company,  a  couple  of  ad- 
vertising firms  and  a  round  dozen  law- 
yers. It  was  Nelson's  fault  because  he 
really  should  have  arranged  to  be  two 
young  men,  each  with  a  Voice.  Then 
he  could  have  sung  on  two  rival  radio 
programs  with  everything  lovely.  As 
it  was,  conferences  raged  furiously  on 
the  West  Coast,  the  East  Coast,  in  Chi- 
cago and  elsewhere,  and  long-distance 
phone  calls,  telegrams  and  what-have- 
you  burned  up  the  wires. 

You  see,  Nelson  was  one  of  the 
bright  lights  on  the  Chase  and  San- 
born coffee  (it's  dated)  hour  every 
Sunday  evening,  and  is  also  under 
contract  to  make  pictures  for  M-G-M, 


whose  weekly  radio  hour  is  sponsored 
by  Maxwell  House  (good  to  the  last 
drop).  You  probably  can  imagine, 
therefore,  into  what  cement-like 
solidity  the  plot  thickened  when 
M-G-M,  having  made  a  picture  called 
"Rosalie"  starring  Nelson  and  Eleanor 
Powell,  proposed  to  present  Nelson  in 
scenes  from  "Rosalie"  on  the  Maxwell 
House  radio  hour.  Chase  and  San- 
born, torn  by  the  thought  of  his  be- 
guiling voice  Pied-Pipering  coffee 
drinkers  away  from  their  Chase  and 
Sanborn  habits  and  into  the  waiting 
arms  of  Maxwell  House,  promptly  had 
a  fit. 

Of  course,  it  was  finally  straightened 
out  as  things  usually  are.  Nelson 
ultimately  and  legally  was  scheduled 
to  endorse  the  merits  of  Maxwell 
House  coffee  by  participating  in  the 
"Rosalie"  broadcast.  But,  withal, 
everybody    wasn't    happy.       As    the 


Fink 


By    MARIAN    RHEA 

morning  for  the  first  "Rosalie" 
rehearsal  rolled  around,  ten- 
sion still  prevailed.  Victorious 
though  they  were,  the  Max- 
well House  producers  found 
their  nerves  pretty  well  shot 
and  their  tempers  short.  All 
the  legal  parleying  had  been 
too  much  of  an  ordeal  and  had 
taken  up  too  much  time.  They 
were  upset. 

And  then,  into  that  jaun- 
diced situation,  bright  and 
smiling  and  rarin'  to  go, 
walked  Nelson  .  .  .  Nelson 
wearing  an  immaculate  gray 
suit,  blue  accessories,  shoes 
shined  to  dazzling  brilliance — 
and  a  sandwich  board  which 
read: 

I  DRINK  SANKA! 

Whereupon  everybody 
laughed,  the  jaundiced  gloom 
of  the  occasion  was  routed 
and  the  rehearsal  was  a  great 
success. 

"That  guy'll  be  the  death  of 
me,"  a  friend  of  mine  at  NBC 
told  me,  reminiscing  about 
this  and  other  gags  staged  by 
the  reputedly  staid  and  proper 
Mr.  Eddy.  "He  certainly  has 
changed." 

Changed?  That  is  what 
most  people  think  since  Nelson 
blossomed  forth  with  comedy 
on  the  Chase  and  Sanborn 
hour.  "What  has  happened  to 
Nelson  Eddy?"   they  say. 

Well,  on  the  answer  to  that 
hangs  a  story.  Because,  you 
see,  Nelson  Eddy  always  has 
been  a  comedian.  It  is  just 
that  his  clowning  has  been 
kept  away  from  motion  pic- 
tures and  until  recently  away 
from  radio  as  a  dark  secret  to 
be  whispered  about  (with 
chuckles)  but  always  sup- 
pressed from  a  public  com- 
fortably devoted  to  him  as  a 
Romantic  Personality  ever 
since  he  made  his  debut  as  the 
handsome  (and  serious)  hero 
of  "Naughty  Marietta." 

Nelson's    talent   for   funny 


In  his  heart  he  always  knew 
what  he  wanted  to  be,  but  it 
took  a  dummy  to  showhim  how 


Photo  by  Clarence  Sinclair  Bull 


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business  kept  cropping  out  around  NBC  studios,  until 
it  got  before  the  "mike"  and  was  featured  regularly. 

Of  course,  this  development  was  gradual,  he  ex- 
plained to  me.  It  kind  of  "growed"  like  Topsy.  From  a 
single  line,  in  fact.  He  doesn't  remember  what  the  line 
was,  except  that  all  of  a  sudden  as  he  read  his  script 
in  a  certain  bit  of  dialogue,  the  audience  witnessing 
the  broadcast  was  laughing,  and  laughing  hard. 

"It  was  just  a  commonplace  line,  at  least  that  is 
what  I  thought,"  he  said,  "and  no  one  was  more  sur- 
prised than  I  to  see  the  result. 

"And,"  he  went  on,  "if  you  ask  me  the  reason  why 
I  am  funny  at  all,  I  think  it  is  because  my  comedy  has 
been  so  unexpected.  Everybody  is  used  to  me  as  a 
decidedly  unfunny  individual.  My  screen  roles  cer- 
tainly have  lacked  humor  and  at  broadcasts,  too,  I 
always  used  to  stand  around  looking  solemn  .  .  .  You 
know,  as  if  I  were  about  to  deliver  the  Gettysburg 
Address  ...  so  that  when  I  did  break  loose  with  a  little 
something  on  the  humorous  side,  the  shock  was  too 
great." 

"But  weren't  you  afraid  people  wouldn't  like  it?" 
I  asked  him. 

"Well,  yes,  I  was,"  he  confessed  ruefully, 
"and  with  a  reason.     At  first  (although 
they   have   stopped   coming   now)    I 
received  a  good  many  letters  com- 
plaining about  all  the   'monkey 
business'  I  was  going  in  for.   In 
fact,  one  earnest  damsel,  I  re- 
member, wrote  in  regularly 
after  each  Sunday  broadcast 
quite  pointedly'  to  this  ef- 
fect:   'Don't  try  to  be  whut 
you  ain't.'    But  would  you 
believe  it?     Just  a  couple 
of  weeks  ago  I  got  a  letter 
— my    secretary    saved    it 
for  me — which  read  simply 
and  beautifully:  'I  tak  back 
whut  I  said.    You  ar  swill'." 

So  Nelson  went  on,  getting 
funnier     and    funnier,     and 
having    an    elegant    time    do- 
ing   it — blossoming    out,    in   fact, 
until  that  solemn  look  he  used  to 
wear  at  times  is  gone  forever. 

"Of  course,  I  still  like  the  kind 
of  pictures  I  am  making,"  he  told 
me  the  last  time  I  saw  him,  "and 
I  guess  the  public  finds  them  satis- 
factory, also.  I  have  nothing  to 
complain  of  there  at  all.  But  for  pure,  unadulter- 
ated fun,  give  me  a  broadcast  with  Don  Ameche, 
Charlie  McCarthy  (and  Bergen,  of  course)  and 
the  Stroud  Twins.  They — well,  this  may  be  a 
troublous  old  world,  my  income  tax  may  look  like  the 
German  war  debt  and  I  may  have  picked  up  the 
measles  somewhere,  but  fifteen  minutes  with  that 
gang  and  you  feel  like  a  new  man." 

Fifteen  minutes  with  Nelson  himself,  for  that  mat- 
ter. As  for  an  entire  rehearsal  and  then  maybe  the 
broadcast  after  that,  all  I  have  to  say  is  I  wish  you 
could  see  for  yourself,  sometime,  what  goes  on  .  .  . 
As  I  did  not  so  long  ago. 

Arriving  at  the  rehearsal  room  at  the  appointed 
hour,  I  found  Nelson  and  most  of  the  others  there 
before  me.  He  looked  very  stylish  in  a  brown  suit 
with  pale  pink  shirt  and  red  tie  (it  may  not  sound 
so  good  but  the  shades  were  right)  and  he  seemed  to 
be  selling  papers. 

"Have  one,"  he  said  to  me.  "Five  cents  or  free  if  you 
haven't  a  nickel."  Apparently  he  had  said  the  same 
thing  to  all  the  others  because  they  had  one,  too. 

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Nelson's  probably 
next  gag  he'll  pull 


Nelson  explained  what  it  was  all  about.  "When 
Bergen  begins  to  go  over  his  script  with  Charlie,  just 
read  your  paper.     Bergen'll  think  we're  bored." 

The  orchestra  played  the  overture  and  Bergen  and 
Charlie  took  their  places.  It  is  Bergen's  custom  never 
to  reveal  any  of  his  script  to  other  members  of  the  cast 
until  all  are  assembled  for  that  final  Sunday  afternoon 
rehearsal  before  the  broadcast.  In  that  way  he  can 
judge  the  average  audience's  reaction. 

"Well,  Charlie,"  he  began  to  his  top-hatted  pal,  "I'm 
thinking  of  building  a  house." 

"Yeh?"  said  Charlie.     "What  kind  of  a  house?" 
"French  Provencal." 

"Ah,"  remarked  Charlie,  politely,  "and  I  suppose 
your  furniture  will  be  Louis,  The  Pasteur?" 

Bergen  (and  Charlie)  paused,  waiting  for  the  laugh 
they  had  expected.  But  we  were  deep  in  our  Eddy- 
provided  newspapers. 

A  little  disconcerted  but  still  persevering,  Bergen 
went  on.     "I'm  going  to  have  some  hooked  rugs,  too." 
Charlie  looked  sly.     "Oh,  yeh?     Swell.     An'  say,  I 
know  where  I  can  snitch  a  painting,  too." 

Again  the  pause  supposed  to  be  filled  by  spontaneous 
chuckles — a  blank,  empty  pause.     We  were 
still  reading. 

Bergen  tried  once  more.     "Charlie,  I 
have  a  real  Duncan  Phyfe!" 
"Can  you  play  it?" 
For  the  third  time,  that  shriek- 
ing silence  from  the  reading 
room  beyond  the  stage.  Ber- 
gen set  Charlie  down  on  his 
stool,    hard,    and    eyed    us 
malevolently. 

"Darn  it,  you  so-and-sos," 
he  yelled,  "it  may  be  bad 
but   it's    not    THAT   bad!" 
And    threw    his    script    at 
Nelson  Eddy,  who  emerged 
from  behind  his  newspaper 
the  picture  of  injured  inno- 
cence. 
"Oh,    you   were   rehearsing? 
I  could  have  sworn  nothing  in- 
teresting was  happening." 

Despite   all   Nelson's  horseplay, 
they  finally  finished  the  rehearsal 
and  got  through  the  actual  broad- 
cast, too,  in  fine  style.     Of  course 
Nelson  made  a  few  faces  at  Don 
which  weren't  in  the  script,   but 
in  the  main  he  was  very  well  be- 
haved.    Also,  he  got  the  biggest  bonafide  laugh  of  the 
evening  when  playing  the  role  of  a  pseudo  detective, 
with  just  two  lines: 
"Aw,  shucks." 

It  wasn't  what  he  said,  it  was  the  way  he  said  it 
that  rolled  'em  in  the  aisles. 

At  the  close  of  the  broadcast  that  night,  as  I  left  the 
studio,  I  saw  Nelson  sitting  on  a  divan  in  the  foyer. 
"I'm  waiting,"  he  said,  "for  Don." 
"Don  Ameche?     Why,  he's  gone,"  I  informed  him. 
"Oh,"  airily,  "I  know  that.     I  mean  I'm  waiting  for 
him  to  get  good  and  mad.    I've  parked  my  car  in  front 
of  his  down  in  the  lot  and  he  can't  get  out.  .  .  ." 

Now  I  ask  you,  what  would  you  do  with  a  guy  like 
that?  Maybe  the  answer  is  to  laugh  at  him  as  he 
wants  us  to  do  from  now  on,  since  his  lighter  side  has 
reared  its  comic  head. 

Nelson  has  taken  temporary  leave  of  his  program 
to  go  on  a  concert  tour  and  there's  no  telling  what  he'll 
do  when  the  mayor  gives  him  the  key  to  the  city.  But 
there  is  one  thing  you  can  be  sure  of — he  won't  be 
off  the  air  longer  than  he  can  help.   It's  too  much  fun! 


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Even  if  his  legs  are  so  wobbly  that  he  can't  stand  aione, 
Charlie  McCarthy  still  can  model  a  wardrobe  with  appro- 
priate trimmings  that's  the  envy  of  masculine  Hollywood. 
As  to  colors,  Charlie,  true  to  the  old  sod,  favors  green. 
As  to  cut,  the  more  dashing  the  better.  Above,  the  slip- 
over sweater  is  the  Christmas  present  of  Dorothy  Lamour. 


HE'S  A 
CLOTHES 
DUMMY 


Astride  his  bronco   (same  hardwood  origin)  Charlie 
shoots     to     kill     in     his     Deputy    Sheriff's     uniform. 


Above,  camel's  hair  is  the  coat,  French  the  beret, 
pleased    the    expression.      Below,    his    mess    jacket. 


Charlie's   so   proud   of  that  silk   topper   he   refuses 
to   take   it   off   even   while    he's    having   his   dinner. 


Above,   for  quiet  evenings,  Charlie   picks  a  French 
flannel   robe.     Below,  the  full   McCarthy  ensemble. 


Photos   made  cshcciaHv  for   Radio   Mirror  by   Hyman    Fink 


His  head  may  be  wooden,  but 
his  wardrobe  is  snappier  than 
that  of  any  flesh  and  blood 
fop  who  ever  ogled  the  ladies 


What  you  bright  readers  may  already  have  spotted  as 
a  Charlie  McCarthy  boner  isn't  really  an  oversight — 
that  monocle  is  a  non-removable  feature  of  Charlie's, 
hence  his  formal  appearance  when  he's  ready  for  bed. 
Those  silk  pajamas  are  green  too,  but  he  compromised 
when    he    came   to   the  scarf   and   selected   a   white   one. 


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Rehearsals  and  broadcasts  are  held  in  sound 
stage  9  on  the  Warner  lot — home-like  surroundings 
for  the  movie  guest  stars.  The  studio  audience 
packs  itself  into  the  barn-like  structure  wherever 
there  is  room. 


Al   Goodman,   veteran   radio   maestro,   directs  the 
45-piece    orchestra    for    Your    Hollywod    Parade. 


High-priced  stars  use  the  floor  for  their  script  conference: 


Monroe,    Bette,    Basil    Rathbone 


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The  Parade  script  must  be  completed  ten  days  before 
the  broadcast.  First  rehearsal  is  on  Monday;  on  Tues- 
day the  dress  rehearsal  is  recorded;  on  Wednesday  the 
record's  played  back  so  actors  can  benefit  from  their 
mistakes. 


and   Patric  Knowies 


HOW   TO   SPEND 

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WHEN  radio  went  Hollywood  over  a  year  ago  the  first  thing 
it  learned  from  the  movie  studios  was  how  to  spend  money. 
This  winter  Warner  Brothers  and  Lucky  Strike  collaborated  on 
Your  Hollywood  Parade,  at  an  estimated  cost  of  well  over 
$1,000,000  a  year.  Warners  built  its  program  around  Dick 
Powell  last  summer,  made  a  record  of  it,  and  sent  the  record 
East  to  prospective  sponsors.  Lucky  Strike's  advertising  agency, 
Lord  &  Thomas,  was  so  impressed  that  it  sent  one  of  its  bright- 
est radio  producers,  Tom  McAvity,  to  confer  with  the  studio. 
Net  result  was  a  new  program  in  place  of  Wednesday's  Hit 
Parade  over  NBC  called  Your  Hollywood  Parade.  Here's  where 
most  of  the  money  goes:  60  minutes  on  a  coast-to-coast  net- 
work; Dick  Powell;  Al  Goodman  and  45  musicians;  Rosemary 
Lane;  Producer  McAvity  and  his  aides,  Paul  Monroe  and  June 
Nester;  script  writers  Frank  Gill  and  Arch  Oboler;  guest  stars 
like  those  on  these  pages. 

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Above,  the  entrance  to  Town 
Hall,  in  midtown  Manhat- 
tan; left  and  opposite  page, 
members  of  the  audience 
hurl  questions — usually  em- 
barrassing ones— at  speakers 


IN  a  day  when  freedom  of  speech  is  often  reduced 
to  a  figure  of  speech,  in  a  world  where  freedom 
of  any  kind  is  fought  by  isms  that  would  tell 
each  man  what  he  should  believe,  hear,  and  say, 
America  has  a  radio  program  embodying  all  the 
precious  qualities  dictators  are  busy  erasing.  It 
is  America's  Town  Meeting  of  the  Air,  broadcast 
every  Thursday  night  on  NBC's  Blue  network. 

An  offshoot  of  the  League  for  Political  Educa- 
tion which  operates  Manhattan's  Town  Hall  where 
the  program  originates,  Town  Meeting  is  the  brain 
child  of  George  V.  Denny,  Jr.,  who  went  to  NBC 
in  1935  with  a  radical  proposal — to  open  the  air- 
waves to  uncensored  debate  on  current  national 
problems.  Begun  as  experimental  broadcasts, 
Town  Meeting  is  now  one  of  NBC's  most  prized* 


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Right  below,  George  Denny 
rings  a  bell  to  begin  the 
broadcast;  opposite  page, 
Hugh  S.  Johnson  speaks  as 
his  listeners  prepare  a  cross- 
examination    of    his    points. 


programs.  Every  Thursday  night  two  or  more 
prominent  citizens  such  as  Upton  Close,  Dorothy 
Thompson,  Hugh  S.  Johnson  or  Secretary  Perkins 
debate,  often  with  a  vigor  radio'  elsewhere  shuns. 
The  highlight  of  each  broadcast,  however,  comes 
when  members  of  the  audience  rise  to  cross  ex- 
amine the  speakers,  with  neither  question  nor  an- 
swer rehearsed. 

In  less  than  three  seasons,  the  Town  Meeting 
has  won  recognition  as  the  most  accessible  national 
forum.  Throughout  the  country  this  winter  people 
are  gathering  in  local  meetings  to  listen  and  con- 
tinue the  debate  themselves. 

America's  old  time  town  meetings  live  again, 
with  radio  replacing  the  red  hot  stove  and  static 
the  crunching  of  crackers. 


IN  a  day  when  freedom  of  speech  is  often  reduced 
to  a  figure  of  speech,  in  a  world  where  freedom 
of  any  kind  is  fought  by  isms  that  would  tell 
man  what  he  should  believe,  hear,  and  say. 
America  has  a  radio  program  embodying  all  the 
precious  qualities  dictators  are  busy  erasing.     !• 
nerica's  Town  Meeting  of  the  Air,  broadcast 
every  Thursday  night  on  NBC's  Blue  network. 

offshoot  of  the  League  for  Political  Educa- 
tion which  operates  Manhattans  Town  Hall  when 
the  program  originates.  Town  Meeting  is  the  brain 
child  of  George  V.  Denny.  Jr.,  who  went  to  NBC 
in  1935  with  a  radical  proposal — to  open  the  air- 
waves to  uncensored  debate  on  current  national 
problems.  Begun  as  experimental  broad 
Town  Meeting  is  now  one  of  NBC's  most  p 


Programs.     Every  Thursday   night   two  or  more 

•^eminent  citizens  such  as  Upton  Close,  Dorothy 

deb^PS°n'  Hugh  S"  Johns°n  °r  Secretary  Perkins 

The  h    °ften  with  a  vi8°r  radio  elsewhere  shuns. 

highlight  of  each  broadcast,  however,  comes 

e«  members  of  the  audience  rise  to  cross  ex- 

e  the  speakers,  with  neither  question  nor  an- 

"*er  rehearsed. 

j^1'  ;     than   three  seasons,   the  Town  Meeting 

'o       on  recognition  as  the  most  accessible  national 

are  o.' .    rhroughout  the  country  this  winter  peoPle 

ng  in  local  meetings  to  listen  and  con- 

•-bate  themselves. 

:ia  s  old  time  town   meetings  live  again, 

'^placing  the  red  hot  stove  and  static 

">ng  of  crackers. 


A  sacred  American  tradition 
lives  again  in  radio's  great- 
est  free-for-all  broadcasts 


As  star  of  On  Broadway,  Sundays  on  NBC, 
Alice   must    be   expert   in   character   study. 


Opposite,  as  the  Playwright,  specs  and 
all.     Below,   the  thumb-in-soup  waitress. 


Costumes  by  Saks-34th 

Street.   Netv   York 

Photographed    by 

Rax  Lee  Jackson 


When  Alice  was  called  on  to  play  a  night- 
club   hostess,    she    imagined    it    this    way. 


Here  Alice  shows  you  how  she  interpreted 
her  recent  role  as  the  demure  debutante. 


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UNACCUSTOMED  as  you 
are  to  public  speaking, 
didn't  it  ever  occur  to 
you  that  you  are  doing  your- 
self a  great  injustice? 

Perhaps  nobody  has  ever 
asked  you  to  say  a  few  words 
at  a  meeting  or  a  banquet; 
perhaps,  for  that  reason,  you 
have  never  thought  it  was 
worth  while  to  learn  to  think 
on  your  feet.  But  on  the  other 
hand,  you  have  certainly 
wished  you  could  be  more  suc- 
cessful than  you  are — more 
poised  and  self-assured,  more 
confident  of  your  own  powers 
and — above  all — more  able  to 
convince  your  friends  and 
business  associates  that  you 
possess  those  powers.  And, 
wishing  that,  it  must  have  oc- 
curred to  you  that  there  might 
be  a  secret  of  success  that  you 
don't  know. 

Lowell  Thomas,  successful 
radio  star  and  author,  news- 
reel  commentator  and  world 
traveler,  believes  that  he  has 
found  that  secret  of  success!  It 
is  the  ability  to  speak  in  pub- 
lic, to  face  one  person  or  a 
group  of  people  and  talk  to 
them  clearly  and  unhesitat- 
ingly. 

Nor  does  he  believe  this 
simply  because  speaking  in 
public  has  become  his  profes- 
sion. It  began  long  before  he 
stepped  on  a  lecture  platform, 

when,  a  new  boy  in  school,  he  was  elected  to  an 
important  class  office  solely  because  he  made  a  good 
speech  in  the  assembly  hall. 

"Knowing  how  to  express  yourself  in  public  is  the 
key  to  confidence  in  yourself,"  he  says,  "as  well  as 
the  key  to  inspiring  confidence  in  yourself  in  the 
minds  of  others.  No  matter  what  your  profession  is, 
this  ability  will  help  you  more  than  any  other  one 
thing,  to  reach  the  top." 

But  how  does  one  learn  to  speak?  Here,  as  Lowell 
Thomas  gave  them  to  me,  are  the  seven  rules  that 
he    considers    most    important.    They    were    learned 


Author,  adventurer,  world  traveler, 
Lowell  Thomas  is  heard  on  NBC  Mon- 
days   through    Fridays    at    6:45,     E.S.T. 


By    NORTON    RUSSELL 

From  Lowell  Thomas  comes 
an  inspiring  message  and  a 
way  to  get  more  out  of  life 


through  years  of  experience, 
under  all  sorts  of  conditions — 
in  a  hall  filled  with  hostile 
listeners,  in  a  tropic  night 
when  giant  bats  did  their  best 
to  interrupt  both  speaker  and 
listeners,  in  a  lifetime  filled 
with  lectures  and  addresses 
both  impromptu  and  rehearsed. 
They  don't  represent  theory, 
but  practical  fact,  and  if  you 
can  study  them  and  practice 
them,  you'll  find  that  the 
thought  of  saying  a  few  words 
to  a  group  of  your  friends  or 
acquaintances  is  no  longer 
something  to  give  you  gallop- 
ing stage-fright. 

"Of  course,"  Thomas  said 
by  way  of  preface,  "these  rules 
have  the  same  drawback  that 
rules  for  anything  else  have — 
you  can  break  them  all  and 
still  have  a  great  speech.  But 
if  you  do,  you  are  the  excep- 
tion that  proves  the  rule. 

"To  start  with,  here's  the 
way  to  prepare  your  speech: 
Know  your  subject.  If  you 
don't,  you'd  better  run  as  fast 
as  you  can  to  get  out  of  talk- 
ing about  it.  Know  it  so  thor- 
oughly that  you're  certain 
you're  just  a  little  bit  better 
posted  on  it  than  anyone  else 
in  the  room.  There's  nothing 
like  that  certainty  to  give  you 
poise   and   confidence. 

"If  you  have  time  and  want 
to,  write  the  speech  out  before- 
hand. Write  it  out  exactly  the  way  you  want  to  give 
it — and  then  throw  away  the  manuscript.  Don't  ever, 
ever  try  to  memorize  your  speech  word  for  word.  How 
do  you  know  that  when  you're  in  the  middle  of  de- 
livering it  a  bomb  won't  go  off  outside,  or  somebody 
won't  sneeze,  or  something  won't  happen  that  will 
break  your  train  of  memory  and  leave  you  with 
nothing  whatever  to  say?  It's  much  better  just  to 
memorize  the  outline,  so  that  you  know  you  won't  get 
off  the  track. 

"If  you  want  to  make  a  really  effective  speech,  you 
won't  use  any  notes  either.    (Continued  on  page  89) 

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"Decide?"  cried  Mortens, 
his  voice  edged  with 
panic,  his  hands  quivering, 
've  decided  already — 
and   I   want  to  go  back!" 


A  First  Nighter  drama  in  story  form — an  unforget- 
table fantasy  in  which  life's  two  greatest  mysteries 
— love  and  death — lead  a  girl's  heart  to  happiness 

ILLUSTRATED       BY       EDGAR       McGRAW 


Few  broadcasts  can  hope  to 
attain  as  loyal  and  appreciative 
an  audience  as  that  won  by 
Campana's  First  Nighter  pro- 
gram on  NBC  over  a  period  of 
many  years.  Through  a  succes- 
sion of  broadcasts  of  unvarying 
listener  interest,  it  has  become 
an  honored  member  of  radio's 
family. 

Beginning  with  this  issue  the 
editors  of  RADIO  MIRROR  hope 
to  present  from  time  to  time 
these  outstanding  radio  dramas 
written  in  colorful  fiction  form. 
If  you  have  a  favorite  First 
Nighter  broadcast  you  would 
like  to  read  here,  send  us  a  post- 
card with  your  choice. 

A  DESERT  cloudburst  had  struck 
a  bluff  just  above  the  railroad 
tracks.  Furiously  it  had  'bat- 
tered the  weathered  soil  of  the  bluff, 
thrusting  millions  of  tiny  watery 
fingers  into  minute  crevices,  prying 
and  tugging  until  the  whole  sodden 
structure  had  torn  itself  loose  and 
crashed  downward,  covering  the 
tracks  with  tons  of  debris. 

The  landslide  lay  there  now,  in 
the  darkness,  unnoticed  and  unseen, 
while  the  transcontinental  flier  came 


toward  it,  seventy  miles  an  hour.  On 
one  side  were  the  remains  of  the 
bluff;  on  the  other  a  sharp  drop  to  a 
gully  two  hundred  feet  below. 

The  train  rounded  a  curve  just 
below  the  slide.  Its  headlight  picked 
out  the  ugly,  formless  mass;  its 
whistle  sounded  a  shrill  note  of 
alarm  and  its  suddenly  applied 
brakes  sent  a  shudder  throughout 
its  length.  But  it  was  too  late  to 
stop.  The  engine  hit  the  obstruction, 
plowed  over  and  through  it,  toppled, 
and  dragged  the  string  of  cars  with 
it  down  into  the  gully. 

Into  the  abrupt  silence  rose  the 

screams  and  groans  of  hundreds  of 

human  beings. 

*        *       * 

The  little  white  house  looked  very 
neat  and  homelike,  with  its  lights 
shining  out  into  the  darkness  and  the 
rain.  And  the  little  man  who  opened 
the  door — it  was  funny,  but  none  of 
them  seemed  to  notice  whether  he 
was  young  or  old — greeted  them 
cordially,  with  a  "Good  evening. 
Won't  you  come  in?" 

"I'm  sorry  to  bother  you,"  said 
Ronnie,  "but  we've  lost  our  way.  I'm 
Ronald  Willett.  This  is  Miss  Veron- 
ica Calder  and  Mr.  George  Price." 

"Yes,  I've  been  expecting  you." 


"You  have?  But  how  .  .  .  ?" 

The  little  man  smiled.  "Well,  the 
roads  are  so  bad  this  weather  that 
things  happen.  Please  come  in. 
Supper's  almost  ready." 

The  three  young  people  stepped 
into  the  warm,  brightly  lighted  liv- 
ing  room  of  the  bungalow,  and  their 
host  bustled  about,  pushing  chairs 
closer  to  the  crackling  fire,  bestow- 
ing a  passing  caress  on  the  collie 
who  dozed  in  front  of  it,  taking  their 
damp  coats  and  hats  and  hanging 
them  up.  Luckily,  he  didn't  ask  them 
how  they'd  come  there.  Luckily,  be- 
cause none  of  them  exactly  knew. 

They  had  been  in  the  house  only 
a  minute-  or  two  when  there  was 
another  knock  on  the  door,  and  the 
little  man  excused  himself  to  admit 
two  more  guests — a  sad-looking, 
faded  woman  in  her  fifties,  dressed 
in  black  clothes,  and  a  heavy-set 
man  whose  beard  showed  in  dark 
shadows  underneath  his  skin.  They 
introduced  themselves  as  Mrs.  Anson 
and  Mr.  Mortens. 

"Where  are  we,  anyhow?"  Ronnie 
asked.  "Weren't  we  somewhere  near 
the  border  between  Nevada  and 
Utah?" 

"Why,  yes,"  said  the  host,  "you're 
more  or  less  on  the  border.  ..." 

He  stationed  himself  with  his  back 
to  the  fire  and  beamed  upon  them 
all..  "I'm  so  glad  you  could  all  come. 
By  the  way,  I'm  Mr.  Noman." 

"Glad  to  know  you,  Noman,"  Mor- 
tens said  rudely.  "Got  a  telephone 
around  here?" 

"Why,  yes,  over  there  on  that 
table.  Won't  you  come  over  nearer 
the  fire,  Mrs.  Anson?  It  s  a  bad  night 


out  and  you  must  be  ,cold." 

Veronica  Calder,  stretching  out 
her  long,  tapering  fingers  toward  the 
fire,  said,  "It's  fortunate  this  house 
was  so  close,  Mr.  Noman.  I  don't  know 
what  we'd  have  done  otherwise." 

"Yes,"  he  said,  "but  then  it's  never 
very  far  away." 

"Faraway?  Far  away  from  what?" 

"From  where  things  happen,  of 
course." 

Involuntarily,  Veronica  shud- 
dered. She  was  cold,  and  there 
seemed  to  be  no  heat  in  the  flames 
on  the  hearth.  .  .  .  From  where 
things  happen?  But  what  had  hap- 
pened? Desperately  she  tried  to  re- 
member. She  and  Ronnie  and  George 
had  been  on  their  way  somewhere 
.  .  .  but  how  had  they  come  to  this 
little  house?  And  why  did  those 
other  two — Mrs.  Anson  and  Mr. 
Mortens — seem  familiar  to  her? 
Where  had  she  seen  them,  and 
when? 

She  looked  up,  into  Ronnie's  eyes, 
and  George's;  and  she  saw  that  they 
too  had  forgotten,  and  were  afraid. 
She  wanted  to  rise,  to  get  out  of  the 
house,  but  her  will  had  lost  the 
power  to  direct  her  muscles.  It  was 
as  if  she  were  bound  there,  helpless, 
in  that  chair  before  the  crackling, 
cold  fire. 

Mortens  bellowed  angrily  from 
the  corner.  "Something's  the  matter 
with  this  phone.  I  can't  get  any 
answer." 

"The  bad  weather,"  Mr.  Noman 
explained  smoothly.  "The  wires  are 
all  down,  I  imagine."  No  one  in  the 
room  believed  him. 

(Continued  on  page  80) 


Into  the  silence  Mrs.  An- 
son's voice  fell,  filled 
with  pity.  "Why  go  back? 
It  won't  help  Billy  any, 
unless  you  tell  them  .  .  ." 


.-  . 


*£ 


Youthful  vaudeville  actors — Martha   (aged  7)   and  Buddy  Raye. 


PEGGY  HOOPER  fainted  at 
the  piano  on  the  stage  of  the 
Broadway  theater  in  Butte, 
Montana,  on  the  afternoon  of 
August  27,  1916,  and  Pete  Reed, 
her  partner,  stopped  in  the  mid- 
dle of  his  song  and  carried  her 
into  the  wings. 

Even  the  other  actors  on  the 
bill  were  puzzled  when  a  fill-in 
act  went  on  for  Reed  and  Hooper 
that  evening.  The  dressing 
rooms  back  stage  buzzed  with 
comment. 

"What's  the  matter  with  Peg?" 
...  "I  didn't  know  she'd  been  ill." 
.  .  .  "Is  a  fainting  spell  so  serious 
these  days  that  you  have  to  be 
toted  off  to  a  hospital  to  get  over 
it?"  ...  "I  didn't  think  four-a- 
day  pay  could  stand  hospital 
bills;  mine  can't."  .  .  .  "It  must  be 
serious,  though,  or  they  wouldn't 
let  themselves  be  docked  like 
this,  without  even  trying  to  go 
on." 

If  they  had  asked  him,  Pete 
Reed  would  have  told  them  that 
his  wife  was  about  to  have  her 
first  baby.  But  they  didn't  ask 
him,  for  Pete  was  down  at  St. 
James'    hospital,   pacing   up   and 

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down  the  corridor  outside  the  de- 
livery room  door. 

"Peg  shouldn't  have  taken  on 
this  last  week  in  Butte,"  he  was 
thinking.  "Crazy  kid  .  .  .  plucky 
though.  I  didn't  think  it  would 
be  so  soon.  She  told  me  those 
colonial  costumes  would  fool 
everybody.  Guess  they  fooled 
me,  too.  Wait'll  the  gang  hears 
about  this  in  the  morning." 

And  then,  aloud,  as  the  doctor 
passed  him  in  the  hall.  "How  is 
she  coming  along,  Doc?  Is  there 
anything  I  .  .  .?" 

The  doctor,  hurrying  by,  didn't 
stop  to  answer.  But  there  was 
nothing  that  Pete  could  do.  In  a 
few  moments  a  gasping  cry  be- 
yond the  closed  door  informed 
him  that  Peggy  Reed's  baby  had 
arrived  safe  and  sound;  a  nurse 
amplified  the  information  with 
news  that  "mother  and  daughter 
are  doing  well."  It  was  just  mid- 
night. 

She  was  a  tiny,  blonde  and 
blue-eyed  baby.  They  called  her 
Martha. 

Reed  and  Hooper  (Double: 
talking,  singing,  piano;  available 
split- week  bookings)  didn't  show 


i 


i 


So  short  were  her 
friendships,  Martha 
has  forgotten  this 
playmate's    name. 


At  the  age  of  one  year,  and 


As  a  Broadway  chorus  girl. 


By       PAULINE        SWANSON 


An  upside  down  childhood  with  a  hundred  differ- 
ent hotel  rooms  for  home  and  a  doll  for  her  only 
real  friend  -  the  engrossing  story  of  Martha  Raye 


up  on  a  vaudeville  bill  again  for 
eleven  days,  when  they  caught 
up  with  their  troupe  in  Pueblo, 
Colorado.  It  was  the  same  old 
four-a-day  routine  after  that  ex- 
cept for  minor  changes:  Peg 
looked  with  sudden  disfavor  up- 
on her  bouffant,  colonial-style 
costumes,  and  appeared  on  the 
stage  again  in  her  own  becoming 
evening  gowns;  Pete  had  to  make 
up  a  second  chorus  to  "Our 
Merry  Oldsmobile,"  in  order  to 
allow  Peg  a  minute  more  for  her 
costume  changes — since  the  top 
tray  of  her  costume  trunk  was 
temporarily  out  of  service. 
Equipped  with  mattress,  pillow 
and  a  warm  bottle  of  milk  it  was 
standing  up  valiantly  as  a  crib 
for  Martha  Raye. 

Martha  made  her  first  appear- 
ance backstage  when  she  was 
eleven  days  old,  when  a  trio  of 
hard-boiled  acrobats,  two  Broad- 
way hoofers,  a  black-face  come- 
dian and  Leonardo,  the  Lion 
Tamer  forgot  they  were  tough 
guys  and  gooed  and  gurgled  at 
her  until  they  missed  their  cues. 

From  that  day,  until  after  she 
was  sixteen,  Martha  didn't  know 

hotos  through  courtesy  of  Paramount 


there  was  any  place  besides  a  the- 
ater where  a  little  girl  could  go 
between  breakfast  at  noon  and 
supper  after  the  last  show  at 
night. 

Show  people  had  babies  even 
in  those  nomadic  days,  but  they 
sent  them  to  their  sisters  and 
brothers  on  the  farm,  or  enrolled 
them  in  theatrical  nursing  homes 
in  Chicago  or  New  York.  Martha 
Raye,  holding  court  every  day  in 
her  trunk  tray  in  Reed  and  Hoo- 
per's dressing  room,  was  just 
rarity  enough  to  be  the  most 
pampered  baby  in  Christendom. 

Peg  and  Pete  doted  on  her,  of 
course,  and  spent  every  moment 
they  were  away  from  the  foot- 
lights dangling  her  on  their  knees 
or  shaking  rattles  in  her  charmed 
and  sparkling  face.  But  they 
were  not  alone  in  spoiling  her. 
Martha  had  the  cunning  of  a 
little  witch.  She  wasn't  six 
months  old  before  she  learned 
that  she  had  only  to  set  up  a 
howl  to  have  a  whole  roomful  of 
clowns  dancing  attendance  upon 
her,  even  when  her  mother  and 
father  were  on  the  stage.  One 
whimper,  (Continued  on  page  59) 

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So  short  were  her 
friendships,  Martha 
has  forgotten  this 
playmate's    name. 


Youthful  vaudeville  actors — Martha   (aged  7)  and  Buddy  Raye. 


PEGGY  HOOPER  fainted  at 
the  piano  on  the  stage  of  the 
Broadway  theater  in  Butte, 
Montana,  on  the  afternoon  of 
August  27,  1916,  and  Pete  Reed, 
her  partner,  stopped  in  the  mid- 
dle of  his  song  and  carried  her 
into  the  wings. 

Even  the  other  actors  on  the 
bill  were  puzzled  when  a  fill-in 
act  went  on  for  Reed  and  Hooper 
that  evening.  The  dressing 
rooms  back  stage  buzzed  with 
comment, 

"What's  the  matter  with  Peg?" 
...  "I  didn't  know  she'd  been  ill." 
.  .  .  "Is  a  fainting  spell  so  serious 
these  days  that  you  have  to  be 
toted  off  to  a  hospital  to  get  over 
it?"  ...  "I  didn't  think  four-a- 
day  pay  could  stand  hospital 
bills;  mine  can't."  .  .  .  "It  must  be 
serious,  though,  or  they  wouldn't 
loi  themselves  be  docked  like 
this,  without  even  trying  to  go 
on." 

If  they  had  asked  him,  Pete 
Hood  would  have  told  them  that 
his  wife  was  about  to  have  her 
•irst  baby.  But  they  didn't  ask 
him.  for  Pete  was  down  at  St. 
James'   hospital,   pacing   up   and 


down  the  corridor  outside  the  de- 
livery room  door. 

"Peg  shouldn't  have  taken  on 
this  last  week  in  Butte,"  he  was 
thinking.  "Crazy  kid  .  .  .  plucky 
though.  I  didn't  think  it  would 
be  so  soon.  She  told  me  those 
colonial  costumes  would  fool 
everybody.  Guess  they  fooled 
me,  too.  Wait'll  the  gang  hears 
about  this  in  the  morning." 

And  then,  aloud,  as  the  doctor 
passed  him  in  the  hall.  "How  is 
she  coming  along,  Doc?  Is  there 
anything  I  .  .  .?" 

The  doctor,  hurrying  by,  didn't 
stop  to  answer.  But  there  was 
nothing  that  Pete  could  do.  In  a 
few  moments  a  gasping  cry  be- 
yond the  closed  door  informed 
him  that  Peggy  Reed's  baby  had 
arrived  safe  and  sound;  a  nurse 
amplified  the  information  with 
news  that  "mother  and  daughter 
are  doing  well."  It  was  just  mid- 
night. 

She  was  a  tiny,  blonde  and 
blue-eyed  baby.  They  caUed  her 
Martha. 

Reed  and  Hooper  (Double: 
talking,  singing,  piano;  available 
spht-week  bookings)  didn't  show 


At  the  age  of  one  year,  a„d  .  .  .  As  „  Broadway  ehoru,  girl. 

By      PAULINE      SWANSON 

An  upside  down  childhood  with  a  hundred  differ- 
ent hotel  rooms  for  home  and  a  doll  for  her  only 
real  friend  -the  engrossing  story  of  Martha  Raye 


up  on  a  vaudeville  bill  again  for 
eleven  days,  when  they  caught 
up  with  their  troupe  in  P 
Colorado.     It  was  the  same  old 
four-a-day  routine  after  thi 
cept    for    minor    chanj 
looked  with  sudden  disfavor  up- 
on   her    bouffant,    colonial 
costumes,  and  appeared  on   the 
stage  again  in  her  own  becoming 
evening  gowns;  Pete  had  to 
up    a    second    chorus    to     Our 
Merry  Oldsmobile,"  in  order  to 
allow  Peg  a  minute  more  for  her 

costume  changes-s.nce  the  top 

standing  up  valiantly  as  a  cnb 
for  Martha  Kaye^ 

Martha  made  her  ""•  aPPea 
ance   backstage   when   *.   w^ 
eleven  days  old,  wne 
hard-boiled  acrob  ts  two  * 
way  hoofers,  a  blacK 
dian    and    ^Vfe  tough 
Tameand°rggtd     "d  gurgled  a« 
Suvs  a  7  .^missed  their  cues. 

her  Un"  hat  day  u"'jl  af"" 
From  that  day.  ^^ 

was  sixteen,  Martha  a. 


itrical    ii 

howl  to  hav'  ful  oi 

whirm 


— — - 


The  author  of  this  article  ex- 
plains why  Mussolini  thinks  so 
ittle  of  broadcasting,  and  why 
Hitler,  below,  is  seldom  heard 
in  America,  while  Stalin,  right, 
seldom  broadcasts  even  at  home. 

Photos  by    Wide   World 


Cesar  Saerchinger,  with  seven  exciting  and 
tumultuous  years  as  CBS's  European  representa- 
tive behind  him,  returned  to  New  York  to  write 
down  in  "Voice  of  Europe"  his  experiences  abroad 
arranging  broadcasts  (for  American  audiences) 
of  speeches  by  Europe's  rulers  and  royalty.  Here- 
with Radio  Mirror  presents  one  of  the  book's 
most  revealing  chapters,  a  study  of  the  men  who 
today  are  fast  molding  the  fate  of  Europe  and  the 
world.  "Voice  of  Europe"  published  by  Houghton- 
Mifflin  will  be  released  shortly  after  March  first. 

PEOPLE'S  curiosity  about  monarchs  is  in  this  age 
equalled,   if  not   surpassed,    by  their   interest   in 
dictators — those  Men  of  Destiny  who  are  supposed 
to  hold  the  fate  of  nations  in  their  palm. 

It   is   not   surprising    that   the   eyes   of   the   masses 

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everywhere  should  be  centered  on  effulgent  person- 
alities like  Mussolini,  Hitler  and  Stalin,  and  that  radio 
should  be  called  upon  to  penetrate  their  defenses  and 
expose  their  magnetic  gifts  to  the  world. 

But  it  was  soon  found  that  much  of  the  hypnotic 
power  by  which  these  men  swayed  the  emotions  of 
their  peoples  evaporated  when  only  their  disembodied 
voices  were  electrically  transmitted  in  a  radio  re- 
ceiver. The  fascination  of  the  heroic  persisted  only 
in  the  minds  of  those  whose  emotions  were  sustained 
by  a  kind  of  hysterical  faith,  by  the  perfervid  imagina- 
tions of  people  already  under  the  spell  of  the  superman 
legend,  looking  to  the  political  Messiah,  the  Medicine 
Man  of  psychic  power,  to  cure  the  nation's  ills.  To 
the  dispassionate  listener  in  his  own  four  walls,  to 
the  sceptic  and  the  political  realist  the  magniloquence 
of  these  prophets  was  just  so  many  words.     Which 


By 

CESAR 

SAERCHINGER 


Though  their  rules  are 
absolute,  one  field  is 
forever  barred  to 
them.  Read  the  rev- 
elations of  an  Ameri- 
can who  saw  how  the 
mierophone  threat- 
ens their  mystic  sway 


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accounts  for  the  fact  that  none  of  the  contemporary 
Dictators  have  taken  kindly  to  the  microphone. 

Benito  Mussolini  made  one  broadcast  in  English 
from  the  privacy  of  his  study.  In  it  he  assured  America 
that  the  modern  world  was  unthinkable  without  it, 
which  was  no  surprise  to  the  average  American.  He 
also  assured  them  (in  1931)  that  without  their 
"idealistic"  help,  the  war  could  not  have  been  won. 
And  without  America's  aid,  he  said,  prosperity  could 
not  be  regained — bad  news  for  Americans  in  the 
depths  of  Depression.  All  this  was  less  than  might 
have  been  expected  from  a  political  miracle  man. 
Then  followed  his  assurance  that  Italy  would  "never 
take  the  initiative  in  another  war"  (four  years  before 
Abyssinia),  and  an  argument  in  favor  of  a  deflationary 
policy  (two  years  before  the  New  Deal) — neither  of 
which  statements  reflects  great  credit  on  the  prophetic 


qualities  of  Dictators.  All  in  all,  without  the  histrionic 
accompaniments,  the  oration  was  not  very  impressive. 
After  this,  Mussolini  never  made  another  broadcast 
properly  speaking;  though  most  of  his  public  speeches 
were  picked  up  and  broadcast  to  the  nation — and 
beyond. 

I  tried  and  tried  to  break  this  abstinence,  but  with- 
out success.  Every  time  I  went  to  Rome  I  would 
haunt  the  Palazzo  Chigi,  where  the  Italian  foreign 
office  was  located,  to  try  and  argue  the  satellites  into 
persuading  the  Duce.  All  I  got  out  of  it  is  a  good 
look  at  the  sumptuous  Renaissance  rooms,  the  gorgeous 
carved  ceilings,  the  opulent  tapestries  and  hangings. 

Everything,  of  course,  depended  on  Mussolini,  that 
man  of  iron  will  and  quick,  inflexible  decisions;  the 
pleasure  of  II  Duce  was  law — hence  nobody  could 
promise  anything.     Obviously  the  short  cut  would  be 

29 


to  see  the  Duce  himself.  It  took  a  long  time,  but  at 
last  I  got  my  summons  to  the  Palazzo  Venezia, 
where  the  great  man  received  his  callers  every  after- 
noon. I  was  told  to  be  on  time — 6:15  p.  m. — because 
the  periods  were  exactly  calculated  on  a  quarter-hour 
basis.  I  arrived  punctually  and  waited,  in  a  tiny  ante- 
room, where  another  Hopeful  was  already  parked. 
He  went  in  after  the  man  before  him  came  out,  about 
ten  minutes  after  I,  according  to  schedule,  should 
have  gone  in.  I  waited  altogether  about  a  half  hour, 
which  was  less  than  half  the  usual  waiting  time  at  the 
Palazzo  Chigi,  down  the  street. 

The  usual  routine,  which  has  been  frequently 
described  by  others,  now  followed.  The  smiling 
flunky  opens  the  door,  you  perceive  the  Duce  at  the 
other  end  of  the  long  dusky  room,  sitting  at  an  ob- 
liquely cornered  desk,  dressed  in  morning  coat,  gray 
trousers  and  the  conventional  wing  collar  and  gray 
tie — a  stocky  man  of  rather  less  than  medium  height, 
of  swarthy  complexion  and  earnest,  almost  weary 
mien.  He  rises,  greets  you  with  outstretched  arm, 
and  holds  it  till  you  are  near  enough  to  shake  hands; 
then  you  sit  down,  opposite  him  at  the  desk. 

After  apologizing  for  not  speaking  Italian,  I  asked 
what   he   would   prefer — English,    German    or 
French? 

"Let  us  speak  .  .  .  French — German 
— English!"     he     hesitatingly     an- 
nounced;   so    I    was    as    wise    as 
before  and  continued  in  English, 
with    the    usual    compliments 
about    Rome.     And    then,    1 
found,    I   was   through.      He 
took   the  initiative  and  be- 
gan to  interview  me,  instead 
of  the  other  way  round. 

"What    is    the    situation 
in  England?" 

Well,   it  was   so-so. 

"What's    the    situation   in 
France?" 

I    decided    that    this    was 
just      a     technique,      so      we 
wouldn't    have    to    talk    about 
the     weather — or     the    business 
in  hand. 

"What's     the     situation     in     Ger- 
many?      Who     is    going     to     win     the       0" 
election?" 

I    gave    the    most    obvious    answer — "Hinden- 
burg."     It  required  no  clairvoyance. 

Down  went  the  Duce's  eye-balls  in  that  peculiar 
scarifying  manner,  which  to  me  seemed  simply  to 
indicate  surprise.  As  one  might  raise  one's  eyebrows. 
It's  a  special  tic  of  Mussolini's;  just  as  some  people 
are  double-jointed  and  others  can  wriggle  their  ears. 

Perceiving  that  my  time  was  nearly  up  I  said  we 
hoped  he  would  broadcast  to  America — on  Washing- 
ton's centenary,  or  whenever  possible. 

"You  think  that  would  have  a  good  effect?"  he 
asked,  still  speaking  French.  I  assured  him  it  would 
and  enlarged  on  the  great  influence  of  radio  in 
America.  He  said  he  would  think  it  over.  As  I  got 
up,  he  came  out  from  behind  his  desk  and  slipped  his 
arm  into  mine  as  we  began  to  stroll  toward  the  door. 
It  was  all  very  leisurely  and  pleasant,  and  pretty  soon 
I  was  out,  thinking  I  had  a  new  pal. 

I  never  heard  any  more  about  that  broadcast;  ac- 
cording to  the  minions  at  the  Palazzo  Chigi  he  was 
still  thinking  it  over  the  following  year.  In  fact, 
America  didn't  hear  Mussolini  again  till  October  1934, 
when  the  Italian  elections  had  once  more  confirmed 
the  power  of  the  Fascist  regime  and  the  long-awaited 

JO 


Why  do  Europe's  iron  men 

shun  the  microphone?  One  who 

knows  them  intimately  tells  the 

amazing  answer  for  the  first 

time  in  this  great  story 


Corporate  State  was  about  to  be  constituted.  His 
speech,  cheered  to  the  echo  by  thousands  of  Italian 
throats,  and  relayed  to  the  United  States,  gave 
Americans  a  real  taste  of  full-blooded  demagogic 
oratory;  but  after  a  while  it  palled.  The  excitement 
was  provided  by  the  background  mob  rather  than  the 
voice  itself. 

ADOLF  HITLER,  orator  of  the  wounded  heart,  vir- 
tuoso of  the  fiery  word,  who  rings  all  the 
changes  of  patriotic  emotion  until  he  leaves  his  hearers 
limp  with  self-pity  and  nervous  exhaustion,  has  never 
deigned  to  face  the  lonely  and  unresponsive  micro- 
phone without  an  audience.  In  the  years  before  the 
Nazi  coup,  while  he  was  zooming  up  and  down  the 
country,  inflaming  his  followers  in  the  manner  of 
the  hellfire-and-damnation  revivalist,  the  German 
government  barred  him  from  the  most  powerful 
medium  at  its  command.  They  might  have  been  wiser 
if  they  had  let  him  talk,  had  even  persuaded  him  to 
parade  his  philosophy  before  the  still  sensitive  retina 
of  the  nation's  intelligence.  Suddenly,  in  1932  they 
had  a  change  of  heart.  They  gave  him  access  to  the 
air,  but  it  was  too  late.  Hitler  took  no  notice  of  it; 
but  through  his  (then)  intimate  half -American 
friend,  Dr.  Ernst  ("Putzi")  Hanfstaengl 
I  invited  him  to  tell  the  American 
public  his  woes.  The  answer  was 
not  a  complete  negative,  but  for 
some  curious  reason  there  was 
to  be  a  price,  and  the  price 
was  too  high — especially  since 
Hitler  only  spoke  German. 
The  Party,  apparently,  was 
in  need  of  funds.  So  mat- 
ters drifted,  and  nothing 
came  of  it.  I  doubt 
whether  Hitler  himself 
knew  anything  about  the 
negotiations. 

In   January,    1933,   by   Herr 
von    Papen's    invitation,    the 
Nazis     marched     into     Berlin 
and  declared  that  the  revolu- 
tion   was   on.      Hitler   was   now 
a  world  figure  and  America  was 
willing    to    pay    for    a    loudspeaker 
seat.    The  matter  was  all  but  arranged; 
the  Fiihrer  was  to  fly  to  Cologne  and  ad- 
dress the  American  nation  from  there.    But  there 
were    quarrels    between    members    of    his    immediate 
staff  and  Putzi  couldn't  deliver  his  man. 

Meantime  the  election  campaign  was  in  full  swing, 
culminating  in  the  Reichstag  bonfire;  the  voice  of 
Hitler  went  forth  from  every  station  to  every  loud- 
speaker of  Germany,  and  was  twice  relayed  to 
America. 

Here  was  the  same  phenomenon  that  had  become  a 
periodic  occurrence  in  Italy.  Listening  to  the  cheers, 
the  bands,  the  singing  and  shouting,  and  at  last  the 
clamorous  Voice,  rising  from  a  liquid  whisper  to  a 
clangorous  Day-of-Judgment  wail,  one  got  the  im- 
pression of  a  religious  revival.  Just  to  hear  the  noise 
was  to  realize  what  was  happening.  But  it  was  the 
whole  ensemble  that  did  it;  not  the  words  themselves, 
whose  content  left  dispassionate  outsiders  cold. 

One  of  the  many  stories  they  tell  in  Germany  about 
the  Nazi  triumvirate  is  the  one  about  Hitler  in  the 
dentist's  chair.  He  was  to  have  a  tooth  extracted  and 
the  anesthetician  asked  him  to  count  slowly,  so  he 
would  know  when  the  patient  was  "under."  Hitler 
counted — one,  two,  three  and  so  forth,  his  voice  getting 
slower  and  fainter  as  he  went  {Continued  on  pagu  83) 


m  ©mi 


By  JOHN  LEROY 
JOHNSTON 


Meet  Nan  Grey,  radio's  Cinderella- 1938  model — a  unique 
Hollywood  personality  and  star  of  the  air's  newest  drama 


HEIGHT — five    feet    four.     Bust — 34    inches,  beautiful  star.    Importance  to  you — she  is  Kathy 

Waist — 23  inches.    Hips — 36  inches.    Dress  on  the  new  program,  Those  We  Love,  which  inside 

size — 14.    Shoes — 6    AA.    Eyes — blue-gray,  a  year  will  be  rivalling  One  Man's   Family  in 

Hair — naturally  blonde.    Age — not  quite  seven-  popularity. 

teen.    Name — Nan  Grey.    Importance  to  radio —  In  other  words,  if  you  are  interested  in  comers, 

she  is  this  season's  youngest,  loveliest  and  most  want  to  know  more  about  (Continued  on  page  56) 


\ 


Universal  Slvdini 


Donald  Duck  is  chief  of  staff. 
If  he  doesn't  get  a  laugh 
He'll  chop  the  microphone  in  half- 
The  Karloff  of  the  air! 


Though  Bing  may  mean  a  lot  to  you, 
When  Pluto  murmurs  "Boo-boo-boo" 
You'll  know  he  is  a  crooner,  too, 
And  love  is  on  the  air. 


To  nobody's  surprise  they've  conquered  a  new  kingdom!  Meetthe 
Walt  Disney  all  star  cast  in  their  new  roles  of  radio  rascals 


to  the 


This  trio,  by  the  name  of  Pig, 
Will   entertain  with  song  and   jig. 
They  know  no  Wolf,  though  Bad  or  Big 
Can  catch  them  on  the  air! 


x 


Cartoons  especially  made  for  RADIO  MIRROR 
by  Walt  Disney.  Tune  in  his  Theater  of  the 
Air  Sundays  at  5:30  p.m.,  over  the  NBC-Red 
network,  sponsored  by  The  Pepsodent  Company. 


MIKE 


Twine  red   roses  'round  the  hal 
Though    he's   very,   very   small 
He's  the  biggest  star  of  all — 
Mickey's   on   the   air! 


Minnie  Mouse,  of  course,  takes  part 
She's  the  girl  of  Mickey's  heart. 
Though  she's  wedded  to  her  art 
She  won't  give  him  the  air 


The  Goof  may  wear  a  goofy  smirk 
But  nary  a  broadcast  will  he  shirk 
He's  really  tied  up  in  his  work. 
He  can't  get  off  the  air! 


5HIND 


When  a  comedian  goes  truckin',  this  is  how 
he  looks — Jack  Benny  (above)  with  Neva  Lynn; 
above  right,  Julie  Gibson,  Joe  Penner's  sing- 
ing  star;    left,   the   misunderstood    Bob   Taylor. 


Here's  a  big  banquet  of  news,  gar- 
nished with  gossip,  spiced  with  frank 
opinions,  served  up  to  a  King's  taste 
by  NBC's  daring  Hollywood  reporter 


THE     HOLLYWOOD     FRONT 

By      JIMMIE       FIDLER 


SOME  fun  at  the  local  Lord  and  Thomas  office, 
mates.  This  agency  handles  the  Lucky  Strike- 
Warner  Brothers  show  (on  which  Dick  Powell 
cavorts).  Officially,  the  L&T  lads  and  lassies  may  smoke 
whatever  ciggie  pleases  their  palates,  but  it's  best  all 
around  if  they  prominently  display  Luckies.  Imagine 
the  consternation  therefore  when,  one  morning,  there 
were  dozens  and  dozens  of  empty  ciggie  packages 
tossed  around  the  floors — and  all  of  them  were  Camels, 
Old  Golds,  Chesterfields — with  a  sprinkling  of  Twenty 
Grands. 


Fashions  and  me  get  along  swell  until  I  have  to 
explain  'em  but  I'm  going  to  try  once  more — on 
account  of  Claudette  Colbert  looked  too  too  when  she 
aired  "Alice  Adams"  on  the  Lux  Radio  Theater.  Brown 
crepe  dress  with  a  kind  of  hat  that  showed  the  Scotch 
tam-o-shanter  influence.  Jewelry:  jade  bracelet  and 
brooch.  Very  fetching,  that  brown  and  green.  But  what 
amused  me  was  that  when  it  came  time  to  take  photos, 
Claudette  fussed  to  beat  the  band  because  she  had  to 
be  at  the  right  angle — that  funny  chapeau  dipping 
over  one  eye  showed  her  pretty  face  from  only  one 
vantage  point.  And  was  Fred  MacMurray  amused,  too. 


When  Marlene  Dietrich  bounced  onto  the  stage  for 
the  Lucky  Strike-Warner's  airing  the  other  p.m.,  the 
Earl  of  Warwick  apparently  wasn't  enough  for  her  in 
the  way  of  escorts.  There  were  three  other  lads  tag- 
ging the  glamor-gal.  And  did  she  knock  the  eyes  out 
of  the  customers.  "Limbs"  Dietrich  wore  a  mannish 
tailored  suit — but  completely  in  silver — even  to  the 


slippers.  .  .  .  Not  4hat  this  has  anything  to  do  with  the 
foregoing  but  all  hands  had  terrible  colds  and  "cough- 
drops  were  passed  around  after  each  number.  For  a 
time  it  looked  like  Dick  Powell  was  going  to  qualify 
as  a  stand-in  for  Sneezy-  of  the  Seven  Dwarfs. 


Getting  tickets  to  radio  shows  out  here  is  a  problem 
— and  becoming  more  so  each  day.  But  a  new  high 
was  reached  on  the  initial  Walter  O'Keefe  appearance 
with  the  Mardi  Gras  (Lanny  Ross,  Charlie  Butter- 
worth,  etc).  Walt  took  nearly  three-fourths  of  the 
available  seats  for  his  friends,  spent  half-an-hour 
before  th^  show  clowning  for  the  audience  and  then 
went  to  work  on  the  airing.  He's  headman  now. 


SHORT  SHOTS 

That  girl  you  hear  with  the  South-talk  in  her  voice 
on  the  Amos  'n'  Andy  programs  is  Madaline  Lee  .  .  . 
Colored  comic  Eddie  Anderson  plays  the  part  of 
Rochester,  Jack  Benny's  butler  .  .  .  Nelson  Eddy 
amuses  no  end  when  he  plays  goofy  parts  on  the 
Chase  and  Sanborn  show  .  .  .  Joe  Penner  plays  violin 
pretty  well  .  .  .  Definition  of  Connie  Boswell's  singing: 
A  shadow  swinging  on  a  moonbeam  .  .  .  Diana  Bourbon 
is  the  Madame  Lefarge  of  the  radio  biz.  She's  guiding 
light  of  the  Hollywood  Hotel  show — and  sits  in  the 
control-booth  knitting  through  rehearsal  and  show 
alike. 

The  other  day  a  lad  asked  me  if  Bob  Burns  had  to 
belong  to  the  Musicians'  Union  to  play  the  bazooka. 
Maybe  some  of  you  would    (Continued  on  page  84) 


Read  Fidler's  open  letter  to  Jack  Oakie,  be- 
low with  Mrs.  Oakie — and  see  if  you  agree. 
Below  right,  Bob  Burns'  surprise  sand  trap 
golf    shot    throws    his    opponent    into    a    faint. 


OVER  the  air  to  a  million  listeners,  these  past 
few  weeks,  has  come  that  radio  program  known 
as  Goods  News,  produced  by  Metro-Goldwyn- 
Mayer  and  sponsored  by  Maxwell  House.  A  gay, 
sprightly  program  featuring  the  funny  business  of 
Frank  Morgan  and  Fanny  Brice;  the  music  of  Mere- 
dith Willson's  orchestra;  a  guest  artist  or  two — 

And  Robert  Taylor  as  master  of  ceremonies. 

"Bob  Taylor,  the  new  'emcee'  .  .  ."  In  Hollywood 
and  in  other  places  people  are  talking.  "Not  bad." 
"Pretty  good."  "Swell."  Or  maybe:  "So-so,"  or  "Not 
so  good."  Or  perhaps  they  haven't  decided  yet  just 
what  they  think  about  Bob,  the  "emcee".  John  Public 
is  often  slow  to  make  up  his  mind. 

I've  made  up  mine,  though.  I  am  crazy  about  Bob 
Taylor  as  a  master  of  ceremonies.  I  think  he  is  swell. 
If  he  talked  through  his  nose;  if  he  used  bad  grammar; 
if  he  stuttered,  I  would  still  be  for  him.  Because  I 
think  he  deserves  a  break  from  all  of  us.  Because  be- 
hind his  sudden  appearance  as  the  Good  News  master 
of  ceremonies  is  a  story  those  million  fans  who  listen 
in  every  Thursday  night  don't  know  .  .  . 

Bob  Taylor  didn't  make  his  sudden  appearance  on 
Good  News  because  he  wanted  to  be  a  radio  star  or 
wanted  the  extra  money  the  work  would  bring  him. 
He  went  on  the  air  because  only  radio  could  enable 
him  to  scale  the  same  high  peaks  of  popularity  he 
had  reached  six  months  ago,  because  only  on  the  air 
could  he  prove  to  the  millions  of  moviegoers  that  he 
was  still  the  same  star  they  had  worshipped  less  than 
a  year  before. 

It  is  radio  that  is  providing  the  climax  to  the  drama 
Bob  has  been  living  since  last  summer,  a  drama  of 
irony,  possibly  of  tragedy. 

That's  why  this  story  is  being  written — not  because 
Bob  is  a  new  radio  star  but  because  of  the  electrifying 
story  behind  his  broadcasts.  Though  he  may  not  still 
be  master  of  ceremonies  when  you  read  this,  his 
drama's  ending  won't  yet  be  decided.  The  test  he 
began  through  radio  will  still  be  going  on. 

You  see,  Bob  didn't  ask  to  be  famous.  Rather,  fame 
sought  him  out  and  changed  his  life.  And  then — But 
this  story  begins,  really,  five  years  ago  when  a  young 
fellow  by  the  name  of  Spangler  Arlington  Brugh  gave 
an  outstanding  performance  in  a  Pomona  College 
presentation  of  "Journey's  End"  and  a  Metro-Gold- 
wyn-Mayer  talent  scout  in  the  audience  "spotted"  him 
as  a  good  screen  bet. 

Now  this  young  Brugh  chap  had  no  particular  in- 
terest in  either  stage  or  screen.  He  had  intended  to 
be  a  doctor.  But  almost  before  he  knew  it,  M-G-M 
had  offered  him  a  screen  contract  and  he  had  signed 
it.  That  is  the  way  things  happen,  sometimes,  in 
Hollywood  when  a  chap  is  as  good  looking  as  was 
Robert  Taylor. 

He  had  to  learn  the  business  of  acting  in  pictures 
from  the  bottom  up.  Stardom  didn't  just  fall  into  his 
lap.  He  had  to  "work  like  a  so-and-so,"  to  borrow 
his  own  words,  and  sometimes  he  thought  he  would 
never  make  the  grade. 

He  studied  screen  technique  and  all  its  ramifications, 
harder  than  he  had  ever  studied  at  school.  He  played 
various  roles  at  the  Pasadena  Playhouse  where  many 
another  star  has  served  apprenticeship.  He  went  to 
hundreds  of  picture  shows,  not  for  entertainment,  but 
to  learn  from  the  performances  he  saw. 

And  while  his  studio  was  teaching  him,  it  was  also 
changing  him. 

First  they  changed  his  name.  Then  they  changed 
his  hair-cut;  the  way  he  always  had  parted  his  hair, 
and  the  kind  of  clothes  he  wore.  It  took  three  years 
of  hard  work  and  infinite  pains.  And  through  it  all 
the   slowly   emerging   Bob     {Continued   on   page    74) 

J6 


By       JUDY       ASHLEY 


Only  you  can  decide  whether  he 
will  win  the  dramatic  battle  he  has 
been  waging  before  the  microphone 


Fink 


His  rehearsal  with  the  other  members  of  the  Good 
News  cast   is  something   for   Bob  to  take  seriously. 


j. 


OVER  the  air  to  a  million  listeners,  these  past 
few  weeks,  has  come  that  radio  program  known 
as  Goods  News,  produced  by  Metro-Goldwyn- 
Mayer  and  sponsored  by  Maxwell  House.  A  gay, 
sprightly  program  featuring  the  funny  business  of 
Frank  Morgan  and  Fanny  Brice;  the  music  of  Mere- 
dith Willson's  orchestra;  a  guest  artist  or  two — 

And  Robert  Taylor  as  master  of  ceremonies. 

"Bob  Taylor,  the  new  'emcee'  .  .  ."  In  Hollywood 
and  in  other  places  people  are  talking.  "Not  bad." 
"Pretty  good."  "Swell."  Or  maybe:  "So-so,"  or  "Not 
so  good."  Or  perhaps  they  haven't  decided  yet  just 
what  they  think  about  Bob,  the  "emcee".  John  Public 
is  often  slow  to  make  up  his  mind. 

I've  made  up  mine,  though.  I  am  crazy  about  Bob 
Taylor  as  a  master  of  ceremonies.  I  think  he  is  swell. 
If  he  talked  through  his  nose;  if  he  used  bad  grammar; 
if  he  stuttered,  I  would  still  be  for  him.  Because  I 
think  he  deserves  a  break  from  all  of  us.  Because  be- 
hind his  sudden  appearance  as  the  Good  News  master 
of  ceremonies  is  a  story  those  million  fans  who  listen 
in  every  Thursday  night  don't  know  .  .  . 

Bob  Taylor  didn't  make  his  sudden  appearance  on 
Good  News  because  he  wanted  to  be  a  radio  star  or 
wanted  the  extra  money  the  work  would  bring  him. 
He  went  on  the  air  because  only  radio  could  enable 
him  to  scale  the  same  high  peaks  of  popularity  he 
had  reached  six  months  ago,  because  only  on  the  air 
could  he  prove  to  the  millions  of  moviegoers  that  he 
was  still  the  same  star  they  had  worshipped  less  than 
a  year  before. 

It  is  radio  that  is  providing  the  climax  to  the  drama 
Bob  has  been  living  since  last  summer,  a  drama  of 
irony,  possibly  of  tragedy. 

That's  why  this  story  is  being  written — not  because 
Bob  is  a  new  radio  star  but  because  of  the  electrifying 
story  behind  his  broadcasts.  Though  he  may  not  still 
be  master  of  ceremonies  when  you  read  this,  his 
drama's  ending  won't  yet  be  decided.  The  test  he 
began  through  radio  will  still  be  going  on. 

You  see,  Bob  didn't  ask  to  be  famous.  Rather,  fame 
sought  him  out  and  changed  his  life.  And  then — But 
this  story  begins,  really,  five  years  ago  when  a  young 
fellow  by  the  name  of  Spangler  Arlington  Brugh  gave 
an  outstanding  performance  in  a  Pomona  College 
presentation  of  "Journey's  End"  and  a  Metro-Gold- 
wyn-Mayer  talent  scout  in  the  audience  "spotted"  him 
as  a  good  screen  bet. 

Now  this  young  Brugh  chap  had  no  particular  in- 
terest in  either  stage  or  screen.  He  had  intended  to 
be  a  doctor.  But  almost  before  he  knew  it,  M-G-M 
had  offered  him  a  screen  contract  and  he  had  signed 
it.  That  is  the  way  things  happen,  sometimes  in 
Hollywood  when  a  chap  is  as  good  looking  as  was 
Robert  Taylor. 

He  had  to  learn  the  business  of  acting  in  pictures 
from  the  bottom  up.  Stardom  didn't  just  fall  into  his 
lap.  He  had  to  "work  like  a  so-and-so,"  to  borrow 
his  own  words,  and  sometimes  he  thought  he  would 
never  make  the  grade. 

He  studied  screen  technique  and  all  its  ramifications 
harder  than  he  had  ever  studied  at  school.  He  played 
various  roles  at  the  Pasadena  Playhouse  where  many 
another  star  has  served  apprenticeship.  He  went  to 
hundreds  of  picture  shows,  not  for  entertainment  but 
to  learn  from  the  performances  he  saw 

And  while  his  studio  was  teaching  him,  it  was  also 
changing  him.  " 

i  FKSt  th6f  ?uanged  hiS  name'  Then  they  Ranged 
his  hair-cut;  the  way  he  always  had  parted  his  hair 
and  the  kind  of  clothes  he  wore.  It  took  three  years 
1 hajlrrLa"l!"fi£it!  P?Lns-    And  through  ft  all 


By       JUDY       ASHLEY 


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Only  you  can  decide  whether  he 
will  win  the  dramatic  battle  he  has 
been  waging  before  the  microphone 


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Fin* 


the  slowly   emerging  Bob     (Continued 


on    page    74) 


His  rehearsal  with  the  other  members  of  the  Good 
News  cast  is  something  for  Bob  to  take  seriously- 


FOLLOW    THE    MOON 


The  story  thus  far: 

Jean  Page,  wealthy  San  Francisco  debutante,  run- 
ning away  from  a  loveless  marriage  with  Bart  Reid, 
flies  with  her  colored  nurse,  Callie,  to  Moonstone,  her 
father's  vacation  camp  in  the  mountains.  There  she 
finds  Clay  Bannister,  wanted,  as  "The  Parson,"  for 
robbery  and  murder.  Clay  draws  his  gun  to  shoot  a 
rattlesnake  about  to  strike  Jean  and  she  misunder- 
stands and  shoots,  seriously  wounding  him.  In  re- 
morse and  a  growing  liking  for  Clay,  Jean  nurses  him; 
and  in  the  morning  when  Sheriff  McGill  and  his  sister 
(a  nurse)  come  to  visit  her,  she  introduces  Clay  as 
her  husband.  The  Sheriff  and  his  sister  leave,  to 
fetch  a  doctor  from  nearby  Bristow,  and  Jean,  un- 
willing to  let  Clay  be  captured  by  the  police,  runs 
away  with  him  to  San  Francisco.  Just  as  she  draws 
up  in  front  of  her  own  home,  Laura  Todd,  a  gossipy 
friend,  drives  past  and  stops.  With  Laura  is  Miss 
McGill,  and  Jean  is  forced  to  continue  passing  Clay 
off  as  her  husband. 


STARRING      ELSIE      HITZ 
AND     NICK     DAWSON 


Tragedy  brings  Jean  a  mystery  to 
solve  and  love  for  a  man  whose 
heart  is  closed  to  her  existence 


ONCE  installed  in  the  comfortable  guest  room 
of  the  Page  mansion,  Clay  Bannister  re- 
covered rapidly,  with  the  natural  vitality  of  - 
a  man  who  has  spent  most  of  his  life  in  the  open. 
And  with  every  day's  improvement,  he  chafed  the 
more  at  his  inactivity. 

"But  I've  got  to  get  out  of  here,"  he  sputtered  to 
Jean  a  week  after  their  return  from  Moonstone. 
"I've  got  you  into  enough  trouble  already — telling 
all  your  friends  I'm  your  husband!" 

For  the  hundredth  time,  Jean  protested:  "What 
else  could  I  do,  with  Miss  McGill  standing  right 
there  beside  Laura  Todd?  How  could  I  know  that 
the  reason  she  had  to  hurry  back  to  San  Francisco 
that  day  was  to  nurse  Laura's  mother?" 

"But  suppose  somebody  gets  onto  my  trail,  and 
they  arrest  me  here  in  your  house?  It'll  all  come  out 
then,  and  you'll  be  arrested  too,  for  helping  the 
Parson  to  escape." 

"Nobody's  going  to  track  you  down  here.  And 
anyway — " 

She  looked  away  from  him  quickly,  lest  the  sight 
of  his  strong,  angular  face,  his  rumpled  mop  of  red 
hair,  his  shining  blue  eyes,  should  betray  her  into 
finishing  that  sentence  the  way  her  heart  would 
finish  it.  .  .  .  "And  anyway,  I  don't  care,  because 
I  love  you." 

Jean  Page,  the  daughter  of  an  old  San  Francisco 
family,  in  love  with  a  self-confessed  fugitive  from 
the  law!  It  was  unthinkable,  impossible.  But  it  was 
true. 

Night  after  night  she  lay  awake  beneath  the  high 
ceiling  of  her  bedroom,  trying  to  tell  herself  that 
he  was  a  bandit,  an  outlaw.  It  was  useless.  She 
couldn't  believe  he  had  ever  done  anything  of  which 
either  he  or  anyone  else  need  be  ashamed.  Yet  so 
far  he  had  given  her  no  explanation. 

And  so  the  merry-go-round  of  her  mind  went  on 
its  unending  whirl:  He  can't  be — but  he  is — he  can't 
be — but  he  is.  .  .  . 

Sometimes,  as  she  and  her  father  sat  at  dinner,  she 
thought  she  saw  in  his  eyes  an  understanding  of  the 
problem  she  was  facing,  and  sympathy.  Wordless  sym- 
pathy, for  they  knew  each  other  very  well,  these  two, 
and  they  trusted  each  other's  judgment.  Never  in  all 
her  life  had  Jean's  father  criticized  her,  and  this  taboo 
had  remained  unbroken  even  when  she  ran  away  from 
her  marriage  to  Bart  Reid  and  returned  with  Clay. 
Her  treatment  of  Bart  had  hurt  him,  too,  she  knew; 
for  Bart  was  Page's  particular  protege,  and  his  trusted 
aide  in  business  affairs.  But  he,  too,  liked  and  trusted 

38 


By      JOHN      TUCKER      BATTLE 
FICTIONIZEO    By    DAN    WHEELER 


Clay,  and  had   done  so  since  they  first  met. 

Now,  as  the  second  week  of  Clay's  presence  in  the 
house  began,  she  knew  it  would  be  impossible  to  keep 
him  there  much  longer.  Yet,  even  with  that  fore- 
knowledge, her  heart  sank  when  she  knocked  on  the 
door  of  his  room  one  morning  and  entered  to  find 
him  dressed  and  ready  to  leave. 

If  he  would  only  ask  her  to  go  along,  or  give  some 
sign  that  he  cared  for  her  as  she  cared  for  him!  But 
she  sensed,  somehow,  that  Clay  Bannister's  heart  was 
closed  to  love,  dedicated  to  some  other — some  secret 
— purpose. 

Quietly,  she  asked  him  where  he  would  go. 

"Back  up  around  Bristow.  I  was — looking  for  some- 


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D  A  U  $  S  A 


body  up  there."  He  paused  in  indecision, 
looking  at  her  steadily.  Then  he  said 
abruptly,  "You've  got  a  right  to  know  all 
about  me,  if  you  want  to  hear  it." 

Jean  nodded  her  head  quickly.  "Please,  yes." 

"All  right  and  you  don't  have  to  believe  me.  My 
father  has  a  big  ranch  down  in  Arizona.  A  couple  of 
years  ago  we  began  having  trouble  with  rustlers.  A 
man  named  Kane  was  at  the  head  of  them — I  know 
that,  but  I  can't  prove  it.  Kane,  or  one  of  his  men, 
shot  Dad." 

"Clay!  How  awful!" 

"He  didn't  die,  but — well,  I  guess  he'll  never  walk 
again.  Kane  ran  away,  and  his  gang  with  him,  and  I 


The  sheriff  rattled 
out,  "I  arrest  you, 
Clay  Bannister. .." 


started  out  to  look  for  him."  Clay's  eyes 
were  steely  now,  his  jaw  set  in  a  grim  line. 
Jean,  about  to  speak,  looked  at  him  and 
remained  silent,  suppressing  a  shudder, 
realizing  dimly,  for  the  first  time,  that  revenge  was  the 
goal  of  his  life. 

"I  think  he  was  somewhere  around  the  Bristow 
country  when  you  found  me  in  your  cabin.  If  I'd  met 
up  with  him,  I'd —  But  you  want  to  know  about  the 
Parson,  I  guess.  After  I  left  home  I  didn't  have  much 
money,  so  I  got  work  at  ranches  long  enough  to  get 
a  stake.  At  one  place  I  came  along  just  when  they 
were  in  the  middle  of  trouble  with  rustlers.  Matter 
of  fact,  they  were  burying    (Continued  on  page  71) 

39 


FOLLOW   THE    MOON 


The  story  thus  far: 

Jean  Page,  wealthy  San  Francisco  debutante,  run- 
ning away  from  a  loveless  marriage  with  Bart  Reid, 
flies  with  her  colored  nurse,  Callie,  to  Moonstone,  her 
father's  vacation  camp  in  the  mountains.  There  she 
finds  Clay  Bannister,  wanted,  as  "The  Parson,"  for 
robbery  and  murder.  Clay  draws  his  gun  to  shoot  a 
rattlesnake  about  to  strike  Jean  and  she  misunder- 
stands and  shoots,  seriously  wounding  him.  In  re- 
morse and  a  growing  liking  for  Clay,  Jean  nurses  him; 
and  in  the  morning  when  Sheriff  McGill  and  his  sister 
(a  nurse)  come  to  visit  her,  she  introduces  Clay  as 
her  husband.  The  Sheriff  and  his  sister  leave,  to 
fetch  a  doctor  from  nearby  Bristow,  and  Jean,  un- 
willing to  let  Clay  be  captured  by  the  police,  runs 
away  with  him  to  San  Francisco.  Just  as  she  draws 
up  in  front  of  her  own  home,  Laura  Todd,  a  gossipy 
friend,  drives  past  and  stops.  With  Laura  is  Miss 
McGill,  and  Jean  is  forced  to  continue  passing  Clay 
off  as  her  husband. 

ONCE  installed  in  the  comfortable  guest  room 
of  the  Page  mansion,  Clay  Bannister  re- 
covered rapidly,  with  the  natural  vitality  of  - 
a  man  who  has  spent  most  of  his  life  in  the  open. 
And  with  every  day's  improvement,  he  chafed  the 
more  at  his  inactivity. 

"But  I've  got  to  get  out  of  here,"  he  sputtered  to 
Jean  a  week  after  their  return  from  Moonstone. 
"I've  got  you  into  enough  trouble  already — telling 
all  your  friends  I'm  your  husband!" 

For  the  hundredth  time,  Jean  protested:  "What 
else  could  I  do,  with  Miss  McGill  standing  right 
there  beside  Laura  Todd?  How  could  I  know  that 
the  reason  she  had  to  hurry  back  to  San  Francisco 
that  day  was  to  nurse  Laura's  mother?" 

"But  suppose  somebody  gets  onto  my  trail,  and 
they  arrest  me  here  in  your  house?  It'll  all  come  out 
then,  and  you'll  be  arrested  too,  for  helping  the 
Parson  to  escape." 

"Nobody's  going  to  track  you  down  here.  And 
ay — " 

She  looked  away  from  him  quickly,  lest  the  sight 
of  his  strong,  angular  face,  his  rumpled  mop  of  red 
hair,  his  shining  blue  eyes,  should  betray  her  into 
finishing  thai  sentence  the  way  her  heart  would 
Brush  it.  .  .  .  "And  anyway,  I  don't  care,  because 
1    love  you." 

Jean  Page,  the  daughter  of  an  old  San  Francisco 
family,  ,,,  love  with  a  self-confessed  fugitive  from 
the  law!  It  was  unthinkable,  impossible.  But  it  was 
true. 

Night  after  night  she  lay  awake  beneath  the  high 
Oi    her  bedroom,  trying  to  tell  herself  that 
he   was  a   bandit,  an   outlaw.   It  was  useless    She 
couldn  I  believe  he  had  ever  done  anything  of  which 
either  he  or  anyone  else  need  be  ashamed.  Yet  so 
given  her  no  explanation. 
And  so  the  merry-go-round  of  her  mind  went  on 
|ts  ui  whirl:   He  can't  be-but  he  is-he  can't 

be — but  h<    is.      ,  . 

Sometimes,  as  she  and  her  father  sat  at  dinner,  she 
thought  she  saw  m  his  eyes  an  understanding  of  the 
problem  she  was  facing,  and  sympathy.  Wordless  sym- 
thy,  for  they  knew  each  other  very  well  these  t»„ 
a»d  they  teted  eadi  other's  iudgmJt  NeSr  ^ 
terhfe  had  Jean's  father  criticized  her,  and  this  Sboo 
uut  remained  unbroken  even  when  she  ran  away  from 

to  Bart  Reid  and  returned  with  Cla 
Her .treatment  of  Bart  had  hurt  him,  too,  she  S 
for  Bart  was  Page.s  particular  protege,  and  his  trusted 
in  business  affairs.  But  he.  too.  liked  and  trusted 


STARRING      ELSIE      HITZ 
AND     NICK     DAWSON 


Tragedy  brings  Jean  a  mystery  to 
solve  and  love  for  a  man  whose 
heart  is  closed  to  her  existence 


By     JOHN      TUCKER      BATTLE 
FICTIONIZED    By    DAN    WHEELER 

Clay,  and  had  done  so  since  they  first   met. 

Now,  as  the  second  week  of  Clay's  presence  in  the 
house  began,  she  knew  it  would  be  impossible  to  keep 
him  there  much  longer.  Yet,  even  with  that  fore- 
knowledge, her  heart  sank  when  she  knocked  on  the 
door  of  his  room  one  morning  and  entered  to  find 
him  dressed  and  ready  to  leave. 

If  he  would  only  ask  her  to  go  along,  or  give  some 
sign  that  he  cared  for  her  as  she  cared  for  him!  But 
she  sensed,  somehow,  that  Clay  Bannister's  heart  was 
closed  to  love,  dedicated  to  some  other— some  secret 
— purpose. 

Quietly,  she  asked  him  where  he  would  go. 

'Back  up  around  Bristow.  I  was— looking  for  some- 


body up  there."  He  paused  in  indecision, 
looking  at  her  steadily.  Then  he  said 
abruptly,  "You've  got  a  right  to  know  all 
about  me,  if  you  want  to  hear  it."  pi 

Jean  nodded  her  head  quickly.  "Please,  yes. 

"All  right  and  you  don't  have  to  believe  me  My 
'ather  has  a  big  ranch  down  in  Arizona.  A  couple  ol 
years  ago  we  began  having  trouble  with  rustlers.  A 
man  named  Kane  was  at  the  head  of  them— I  know 
that,  but  I  can't  prove  it.  Kane,  or  one  of  his  men, 
shot  Dad." 

"Clay!  How  awful!"  .„  .  „.,,_ 

"He  didn't  die,  but-well,  I  guess  he'll  never  walk 
again.  Kane  ran  away,  and  his  gang  with  him,  ana 


The  sheriff  rattled 
out,  "I  arrest  you, 
Clay  Bannister..." 


started  out  to  look  for  him."  Clay's 
were  steely  now,  his  jaw  set  in  a  grim  line. 
Jean,  about  to  speak,  looked  at  him  and 
remained   silent,    suppressing   a    shudder, 
realizing  dimly,  for  the  first  time,  that  revenge  WB 
goal  of  his  life. 

"I  think  he  was  somewhere  around  the  bristow 
country  when  you  found  me  in  your  cabin.  If  Pd  nut 
up  with  him,  I'd-  But  you  want  to  know  about  the 
Parson,  I  guess.  After  I  left  home  I  didn't  have  much 
money  so  I  got  work  at  ranches  long  enough  to  get 
rStake  At  one  place  I  came  along  just  when  they 
were  in  the  middle  of  trouble  with  rustlers.  Matter 
nf  fact    they  were  burying   (Continued  on  page  71) 


Tune  in  McGee  & 
Molly,  sponsored 
by  Johnson's  Wax, 
on  the  NBC-Red, 
Monday   nights. 


FOR  all  you  who  have  missed  Molly  during  the  recent 
illness  which  caused  her  to  be  absent  from  the  Fib- 
ber McGee  and  Molly  broadcasts,  here's  a  chance 
to  catch  up  oh  many  a  lost  hour  of  laughter,  as  Radio 
Mirror  presents  another  of  its  unique  Readio-Broad- 
casts. 

In  it  we  continue  the  adventures  of  Fibber  and 
Molly  (played  by  Jim  and  Marion  Jordan)  as  they 
head  for  Hollywood  in  their  trailer,  assured  of  imme- 
diate stardom  on  the  strength  of  a  letter  from  Nick 
DePopolus.  At  a  filling  station  near  Palm  Springs, 
we  find  them  just  driving  in  and  stopping  with  a 
screeching  of  tires: 

Fibber:  Gotta  get  them  brakes  fixed.  Ahem.  .  .  . 
Hiyah  Bud,  how  much  is  gas  today,  how  far  is  it  to  Palm 
Springs,  how  much  is  oil,  and  where's  the  free  air? 

Molly:  .  .  .  And  is  the  road  good  and  what's  the 
40 


speed    limit    and    do    you    think    it's    gonna     rain? 

Man:  Eighteen  cents,  eight  miles,  thirty  and  thirty- 
five,  right  over  there,  very  good,  there  ain't  any,  and 
it  never  rains  here. 

Fibber:   Good,  we'll  take  some. 

Man:    Gas  or  oil? 

Fibber:    No,   air! 

Molly:  Come  on,  McGee,  let's  go  over  to  this  little 
restaurant  and  get  some  food. 

Fibber:   Okay,  Molly. 

(The  door  opens  and  then  a  tiny  voice  speaks) 

Teeny:   Hello  mister. 

Fibber:  Why,  hello  there,  sis.  What  can  I  do  for 
you? 

Teeny:  I  wanna  show  you  somethin',  I  betcha.  See 
that  man  over  there  in  the  white  coat?  Hmmmm? 
.  .  .  .See  him?  (Continued  on  page  76) 


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MBS:  Tim  and   Irene 
NBC-Blue:    Music   of  the    Masters 
NBC-Red:  A  Tale  of  Today 
7:00 

CBS:    Jeanette    MacDonald 
NBC-Red:  Jack   Benny 
7:30 

CBS:   Phil    Baker 

NBC-Blue:   Ozzie   Nelson.    Feg   Mur- 
ray 
NBC-Red:    Interesting    Neighbors. 
8:00 

CBS:   People's   Choice 
NBC-Blue:    Detective   Series 
NBC-Red:   Don  Ameche,   Edgar  Ber- 
gen,   John   Carter,    Stroud   Twins 
8:30 

IBS:   Earaches  of   1938 
9:00 

i  IBS:  Ford  Symphony 
NBC-Blue:  Tyrone   Power 
NBC-Bed:      Manhattan      Merry-Go- 
Round 
9:30 

NBC-Blue:    Walter   Winchell 
NBC-Ited:  American  Album  of 
Familiar    Music 
9:45 

NBC-Blue:    Irene    Rich 
10:00 
CBS:   Zenith  Telepathy  Series 
NBC-Blue:    Paul    Martin   Orch. 
NBC-Red:  Symphony  Orch. 
10:30 
CBS:   Headlines  and   Bylines 
NBC-Blue:  Cheerio 
NBC-Iled:    Haven    MacQuarrie    Pre- 
sents 
11:00 
NBC-Blue:   Dance   Music 
NBC-Red:   Orchestra 
11:30 

Dance  Music 


Mono  ^SPP>  Y 

of  the     ^mmXmSS^S^Kk        Jean 

Day  Dickenson 

Forget  tomorrow  and  yesterday  if  you  would  be  happy  today. 


Highlights  For  Sunday.  Feb.  27 


TTIRSTEN  FLAGSTAD,  the  lady 
A^"  who  causes  long  lines  of  people  to 
form  outside  the  ticket-window  of  the 
Metropolitan  Opera  House  every  time 
she  sings  there,  is  the  guest  of  honor 
tonight  on  the  Ford  Symphony  pro- 
gram— CBS  at  9:00.  You  can  hear  her 
without  even  bothering  to  put  on  a 
necktie.  .  .  .  Another  favorite,  who's 
on  the  air  at  the  same  time  as  Miss  F., 
really  deserves  your  ears  tonight  for 
a  special  reason.  He's  Frank  Munn, 
singing  on  the  American  Album  of 
Familiar  Music  on  NBC-Red  at  9:30, 
in  the  interests  of  Bayer's  Aspirin,  and 
today  is  his  forty-third  birthday.  .  .  . 
Frank's  co-star,  beautiful  young  Jean 
Dickenson,  will  someday  grace  the 
Metropolitan    Opera    stage    along    with 


Miss  Flagstad,  or  talent  and  determi- 
nation don't  mean  a  thing.  .  .  .  Rosa 
Pauly,  soprano,  is  soloist  with  the  TV. 
Y.  Philharmonic,  CBS  at  3:00,  in  an 
all-Strauss  program.  .  .  .  It's  hardly 
necessary  for  your  Almanac  to  call 
your  attention  to  John  Carter,  the 
young  baritone  who  has  taken  Nelson 
Eddy's  place  on  the  Chase  &  Sanborn 
hour  while  Nelson's  on  a  concert  tour. 
You  must  have  heard  him  before  now, 
and  liked  him  too.  .  .  .  Do  you  play 
a  musical  instrument  of  any  kind?  If 
so,  why  don't  you  join  the  world's  big- 
gest orchestra?  It's  the  Home  Sym- 
phony, on  NBC-Blue  at  noon,  E.S.T., 
and  you  can  play  along  with  the  or- 
chestra in  the  studio  very  comfortably 
if    you'll    only    put    your    mind    to    it. 


Kirsten  Flagstad,  Met 
Opera's  biggest  box- 
office  hit,  is  guest  on 
the    Ford    show,    CBS. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  March  6 


Adolphe  Menjou  meets 
Charlie  McCarthy  on 
his  own  ground  this 
evening    at    8    o'clock. 


V^OUR  Almanac  feels  a  deep  envy 
■*■  for  Feg  Murray  tonight,  because 
Feg's  guest  on  his  Bakers  Broadcast 
show  at  7:30  over  NBC-Blue  is  Mad- 
eleine Carroll.  What  wouldn't  your 
Almanac  give  for  a  chance  to  inter- 
view anybody  as  eye-filling  as  Miss 
Carroll?  .  .  .  On  the  other  hand,  we 
pity  Charlie  McCarthy ,  because  his 
guest  tonight  is  Adolphe  Menjou. 
What  will  happen  to  Charlie  when 
he  runs  up  against  somebody  as  wise 
and  witty  as  Adolphe?  It  may  be  a 
battle  of  wits  that  will  leave  Charlie 
bleeding  sap  from  a  dozen  wounds. 
Adolphe  is  to  have  his  wife,  Verree 
Teasdale,  on  the  program  with  him, 
and  they'll  do  a  one-act  play  as  well 
as    bandy    words    with    the    McCarthy. 


Verree,  you'll  remember,  is  the  gal 
who  stole  "First  Lady"  acting  honors 
right  out  from  under  Kay  Francis' 
lovely  nose.  .  .  .  Like  band  music? 
Then  do  your  listening  now,  while  you 
still  can,  to  the  Armco  Band,  on  NBC- 
Blue  at  3:30  P.M.  It  won't  be  on  the 
air  after  the  end  of  this  month.  .  .  , 
The  Interesting  Neighbors  series,  with 
Jerry  Belcher,  now  has  one  of  the 
most  strategic  broadcasting  periods  in 
radio — 7:30  on  NBC-Red.  Why  strate- 
gic? Jack  Benny's  on  the  Red  right 
before  Interesting  Neighbors;  Chase  & 
Sanborn  on  the  same  network  right 
after.  Even  if  the  program  wasn't 
good — which  it  is — it  couldn't  help 
but  get  a  lot  of  listeners  for  the 
Fitch  Shampoo  people. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  March  13 


'TpHE  spook-and-shudder  expert  of 
-*■  Hollywood,  Boris  KarloH,  continues 
his  tour  of  Hollywood  guest-star  pro- 
grams tonight  with  an  appearance  on 
Feg  Murray  and  Ozzie  Nelson's  show, 
NBC-Blue  at  7:30.  Mr.  Karloff,  who 
wouldn't  hurt  a  fly,  enjoys  acting  mon- 
sters on  the  screen  for  two  reasons — 
they're  fun  to  act  and  they've  brought 
him  a  nice  comfortable  income.  He's 
used,  in  the  course  of  his  professional 
career,  more  beauty  clay  than  any 
half-dozen  women  in  the  United  States, 
on  his  own  admission.  But  he  uses 
it  to  make  himself  ugly,  not  beautiful. 
Most  of  his  facial  makeups  are  com- 
posed of  this  clay,  and  in  "The  Mum- 
my" he  put  a  layer  of  it  all  over  his 
body.       Often,     he's     had     to      breath 


through  straws  stuck  up  his  nostrils. 
On  the  movie  lots,  he  can't  use  a  stand- 
in,  as  others  do,  because  it  would  cost 
too  much  in  time  and  money  to  make- 
up another  actor  to  resemble  his  weird 
appearance.  So  the  Karloff  standin 
is  an  upright  iron  rod,  the  same  height 
as  Boris,  with  a  mask  of  whatever  face 
he  happens  to  be  using  stuck  on  top 
of  it.  .  .  .  Boris  says  the  only  thing 
he  really  objects  to  in  his  fantastic 
make-ups  is  this:  he  can't  smoke,  even 
during  waits  between  scenes,  because 
one  spark  dropped  into  the  mess  of  cot- 
ton, ether,  straw  and  what-not  which 
usually  covers  him,  would  burn  him 
alive.  .  .  .  Tonight's  guest  star  on  the 
Ford  Hour,  CBS  at  9:00,  is  pianist- 
conductor  Jose  Iturbi. 


The  screen's  expert 
in  goose-pimple  roles, 
Boris  Karloff,  is  Feg 
Murray's  guest  tonight. 


Highlights  For  Sunday,  March  20 


Lily  Pons  hits  a  few 
high  notes  tonight  as 
the  guest  of  the  Ford 
Sunday   Evening  Hour. 


TVTOW  here's  a  funny  thing.  If  you 
live  in  the  Mountain  or  Pacific 
Standard  time  zones,  spring  begins  to- 
day for  you,  but  if  you  live  in  the 
Central  or  Eastern  zones,  it  begins  to- 
morrow— and  don't  ask  your  Almanac 
why,  because  it  doesn't  know.  .  .  . 
Whether  your  season  is  spring  or  still 
winter,  you  can  listen  today  to  plenty 
of  good  programs — The  Magic  Key  of 
RCA  on  NBC-Blue  at  2.00.  .  .  .  On 
Broadway  on  NBC-Blue  at  3:00.  .  .  . 
The  Heinz  Magazine,  with  Channing 
Pollock  and  guests  on  CBS  at  5:00.  .  .  . 
The  Shadow  (it's  coast-to-coast  now) 
on  Mutual  at  5:30.  .  .  .  Jeanette 
MacDonald  on  CBS  at  7:00  (or  Jack 
Benny  at  the  same  time  on  NBC-Red 
if    you    prefer    good    comedy    to    good 


music)  .  .  .  L/7y  Pons  as  guest  star  on 
the  Ford  Hour  on  CBS  at  9:00  .  . 
The  completely  unique  Zenith  Telepa- 
thy program  on  CBS  at  10:00  .  .  . 
Cheerio  on  NBC-Blue  at  10:30  .  .  .  And 
by  the  way,  have  you  asked  your 
Zenith  radio  dealer  yet  for  a  pack  of 
those  Extra  Sensory  Perception  cards 
he's  giving  away?  You'll  be  surprised 
at  the  number  of  things  you  can  see 
even  when  you're  not  looking  at  them. 
All  pretty  mysterious,  and  calculated 
to  make  you  think  there's  something 
in  this  telepathy  business  after  all. 
...  A  program  you're  apt  to  neglect 
simply  because  it's  always  dependable 
and  seldom  ballyhooed,  is  Irene  Rich's 
dramatic  show,  sponsored  by  Welch's 
Grape    Juice,    on    NBC-Blue    at    9:45. 


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William   Meeder 
Hi    Boys 


Bachelor's  Children 

Dan    Harding's  Wife 


All  time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00  A.   IM. 

NBC-Red:   Malcolm   Claire 
8:15 

NBC-Blue 

NBC-Bed: 
9:00 

CBS:    Dear   Columbia 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast  Club 

NBC-Bed:   Women  and   News 
9:15 

NBC-Bed:   Frank  Luther 
9:30 

CBS:  The  Road  of  Life 
9:40 

NBC:  Press  Radio  News 
9:45 

CBS: 

NBC-Red: 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty   Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   M argot  of  Castlewood 

NBC-Bed:    Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:   Aunt  Jemima 

NBC-Bed:   John's   Other   Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:  Attorney-at-Law 

NBC-Red:   Just   Plain   Bill 
10:45 

CBS:   Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 

NBC-Bed:   Woman   in   White 
11:00 

NBC-Blue:   Mary   Marlin 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 
II  :I5 

CBS:   Carol    Kennedy's   Romance 

NBC-Blue:   Pepper  Young's  Family 

NBC-Red:   Backstage  Wife 
11:30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:   Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Bed:   How  to  Be  Charming 
11:45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's   Life  Stories 

MBS:    Myra    Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugb 
i      NBC-Red:    Betty    Moore 
12:00  Noon 

CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 

NBC-Blue:    Time   for   Thought 

NBC-Bed:    Girl    Alone 
12:15 

CBS:    Edwin   C.    Hill 

NBC-Red:    The    O'Neills 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance   of    Helen   Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

Our  Gal  Sunday 


CBS: 
1:00 

CBS: 
1:15 

CBS: 
1:30 

CRS: 


Betty  and   Bob 
Hymns 


Arnold   Grimm's  Daughter 

NBC-Red:  Words  and  Music 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood  in  Person 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 
2:15 

CBS:  The  O'Neills 
2:30 

CBS: 

NBC-Blue: 
3:00 

NBC-Bed:    Pepper   Young  s    Family 
3:15 

Ma   Perkins 


School   of  the   Air 
Let's   Talk 


t   Over 


Vic   and   Sade 


:   Club   Matinee 
Lorenzo  Jones 


ight 


NBC -Red: 
3:30 

NBC-Red: 
3:45 

NBC-Bed:   The   Guiding   L 
4:00 

NBC-Blue 

NBC-Bed: 
4:15 

NBC -Bed:   Mary  Marlin 
4:30 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 

NBC-Red:    Rush    Hughes 
4:45 

CBS:   Dr.  Allan   R.   Dafoe 

NBC-Red:   Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:    Follow  the   Moon 

NBC-Blue:    Neighbor   Nell 

NBC-Red:   Dick  Tracy 
5:15    . 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Don   Winslow 

NBC-Red:  Terry  and  the   Pirates 
5:30 

CBS:    Stepmother 

NBC-Blue:    Singing    Lady 

NBC-Bed:   Jack   Armstrong 
5  "45 

CBS:   Hilltop   House 

NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 

NBC-Bed:   Litle   Orphan  Annie 
6:30 

CBS:    Boake   Carter 

NBC:   Press   Radio   News 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:    Poetic    Melodies 

NBC-Blue:   Music   is   My   Hobby 

NBC-Bed:  Amos  'n'  Andy 
7:15 

CBS:  Arthur  Godfrey 

NBC-Bed:   Uncle   Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:    Lum   and    Abner    (?) 
ii:00 

CBS:    Tish 

NBC-Blue:    Melody   Puzzles 

NBC-Red:   Burns  and  Allen 
8:30 

CBS:   Pick  and  Pat 

NBC-Blue:  Grand  Hotel 

NBC-Bed:  Voice  of   Firestone 
9:00 

CBS:   Lux  Theater 

NBC-Blue:    Philadelphia   Orch. 

NBC-Red:  McGee  and  Molly 
9:30 

NBC-Bed:    Hour  of  Charm 
10:00 

CBS:   Wayne    King 

NBC-Blue:   Warden   Lawes 

NBC-Red:   Contented    Program 
10:30 

MBS:   The   Lone   Ranger 

NBC-Blue:    Radio    Forum 

NBC-Red:     Public     Hero     No.     I 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


Monday's 

HIGHLIGHTS 


By 

Warden 

Lawes 


Opportunity  often  knocks  in  the  midst  of  hard  knocks. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  Feb.  28 


XT'  OU  Boake  Carter  fans  will  have  to 
A  get  used  to  listening  to  him  earlier 
from  now  on.  Beginning  tonight,  he's 
on  five  days  a  week  instead  of  his  for- 
mer three,  at  6:30  instead  of  7:45, 
and  sponsored  by  General  Foods  in- 
stead of  Philco.  But  your  Almanac  is 
willing  to  bet  that  at  least  a  couple 
of  Carter  trademarks  won't  be  changed 
— he'll  still  step  on  people's  toes  with 
his  frank  opinions  every  now  and  then, 
and  he'll  still  be  hard  to  understand 
unless  you  listen  attentively.  .  .  .  The 
guest  star  on  tonight's  Philadelphia 
Orchestra  program,  on  NBC-Blue  at 
9:00,  sponsored  by  a  group  of  banks, 
is  Lauritz  Melchior,  Danish  tenor  who 
sings  mostly  German  opera.  .  .  .  When 
your   Almanac    went   to  press,   a  spon- 


sor was  mumbling  in  his  beard  about  a 
new  show  starring  Connie  Boswell,  Lou 
Holtz  and  Richard  Himber's  orchestra, 
to  be  on  the  CBS  network  Mondays 
at  8:00  o'clock.  The  sponsor  would  do 
no  more  than  mumble,  though,  so  your 
Almanac  can't  promise  anything.  An- 
other undecided  sponsor  is  Lum  and 
Abner's  new  one.  They  may  be  on  the 
air  tonight  at  their  old  time — and  then 
again  they  may  not.  ...  At  7:15 
Arthur  Godfrey  opens  up  another  sur- 
prise package  on  CBS,  in  the  interest 
of  Barbasol.  It's  a  surprise  package 
because  what  will  happen  on  any  one 
program  is  always  kept  a  secret  from 
sponsors,  control-room  engineers,  Or- 
ganist John  Salb,  and — some  say — 
even  from  Mr.  Godfrey. 


Boake  Carter  starts 
a  series  of  programs 
for  a  new  sponsor  to- 
night at  6:30  on  CBS. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  March  7 


Helen  Walpole  plays 
leading  roles  in  two 
of  your  favorite  NBC 
contin  ued      serials. 


"D  LAYING  Sylvia  Bardine  in  Just 
^  Plain  Bill,  on  NBC-Red  at  10:30 
A.M.,  and  Frances  in  Lorenzo  Jones, 
on  the  Red  at  4:00,  Helen  Walpole 
hasn't  much  time  now  for  the  stage 
work  at  which  she'd  already  become 
successful  a  year  or  so  ago.  .  .  .  Born 
in  Birmingham,  Alabama,  on  February 
1,  1915,  Helen  (whose  name  is  Helen 
Walpole  Brower)  was  stage-struck 
when  she  was  in  school,  and  used  to 
write  and  act  in  plays  even  then.  As 
soon  as  she  was  old  enough  she  joined 
Eva  LeGallienne's  apprentice  group  in 
New  York,  and  took  private  lessons 
besides.  .  .  .  On  the  stage  she  has  ap- 
peared with  Katharine  Cornell,  Alexan- 
der Woollcott,  Blanche  Yurka,  Eva 
LeGallienne,    and    Margaret    Sullavan. 


.  .  .  She's  a  blonde,  with  gray-green 
eyes,  and  her  favorite  sports  are  bad- 
minton, croquet  and  swimming.  .  .  .  Do 
you  ever  wish  you  could  make  the  in- 
side of  your  home  look  different — and 
then  give  up  because  you  don't  know 
how  to  go  about  it?  If  you  do — and 
who  doesn't,  every  now  and  then?  — 
there's  a  program  for  you  to  listen  to 
today — Betty  Moore,  at  11:45,  on 
NBC-Red.  The  sponsors  are  Benjamin 
Moore  and  Co.,  who  make  paints  and 
varnishes,  and  they  ought  to  know  how 
to  brighten  up  your  home  if  anybody 
does.  .  .  .  The  U.  S.  Navy  Band  and 
the  U.  S.  Army  Band  are  on  twice  to- 
day— the  first  at  2:00  and  the  second 
at  6:00,  and  both  on  the  NBC-Blue 
network. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  March  14 


1\/[R-  DeMILLE'S  show  is  on  tonight, 
■*■*-*■  and  while  your  Almanac  can't  tell 
you  exactly  who  will  be  on  it,  or  what 
the  play  will  be,  it  does  know  that 
during  the  month  such  stars  as  George 
Arliss,  Irene  Dunne,  and  Bette  Davis 
are  to  emote  over  the  air  for  it.  Greta 
Garbo  is  the  only  Hollywood  star  of 
whom  it  can  be  said  that  she  won't  ap- 
pear on  the  air  for  Lux  nor  money.  So 
tune  in  your  CBS  station  at  9:00  to- 
night for  some  satisfying  drama  or 
comedy.  .  .  .  Somewhere  on  the  net- 
works tonight — perhaps  on  the  Phila- 
delphia Orchestra  program,  NBC-Blue 
at  9:00,  or  on  the  Hour  of  Charm, 
NBC-Red  at  9:30 — there  should  be 
some  of  the  immortal  melodies  of 
Johann     Strauss     being     played.      The 


composer  of  "The  Beautiful  Blue  Dan- 
ube" was  born  one  hundred  and  thirty- 
four  years  ago  today,  and  if  radio 
doesn't  honor  his  memory  it  ought  to 
— it  has  played  enough  of  his  music. 
.  .  .  For  a  real  brain-teaser,  tune  in 
tonight  to  Lucky  Strike's  Melody  Puz- 
zles, on  NBC-Blue  at  8:00.  First  you 
hear  a  little  playlet  acted  out,  and 
from  the  playlet  you're  supposed  to 
guess  the  name  of  the  popular  song  it 
represents — and  it's  not  so  easy,  either. 
After  you've  given  your  brain  a  thor- 
ough work-out,  you'll  hear  Harry  Sal- 
ter's orchestra  play  the  tune.  Fred 
Uttal  is  the  master-of-ceremonies  in- 
trusted with  the  job  of  keeping  things 
moving  at  a  good  swift  pace,  as  well 
as  reading  the  commercials. 


Fred  Uttal  is  master 
of  ceremonies  for  the 
novel  Melody  Puzzles 
program  tonight,  NBC. 


Highlights  For  Monday,  March  21 


Betty  Lou  Gerson  is 
Jim  Ameche's  leading 
lady  in  the  Grand  Ho- 
tel    playlet     tonight. 


TXTARDEN  LEWIS  E.  LAWES, 
*  *  who  just  recently  sold  a  story 
to  the  movies,  is  still  telling  his  stories 
of  life  in — and  out  of — prison,  on 
NBC-Blue  tonight  at  10:00,  sponsored 
by  Sloans'  Linament.  It's  interesting 
to  know  how  the  Warden  was  led  to 
the  profession  of  prison  reform  to  which 
he  has  given  his  whole  life.  He  was 
born  in  Elmira,  N.  Y.,  where  the  El- 
mira  Reformatory  is  located.  As  a  boy 
he  used  to  watch  the  inmates  drilling, 
and  they  didn't  seem  so  terrible  or 
frightening  to  him.  As  far  as  he  could 
see,  they  were  just  young  fellows  like 
himself,  and  he  decided  then  and  there 
that  he'd  like  to  work  with  them  when 
he  grew  up  and  see  if  he  couldn't  make 
life  a  little   pleasanter  for   them.     You 


can  judge  for  yourself  how  well  he  suc- 
ceeded in  his  ambition,  when  you  know 
that  Warden  Lawes  is  responsible  for 
such  reforms  as  giving  each  Sing  Sing 
inmate  a  cell  of  his  own,  and  frequent 
access  to  the  recreation  yard.  .  .  . 
Betty  Gerson  is  Jim  Ameche's  leading 
lady  in  Campana's  Grand  Hotel  drama 
tonight  on  NBC-Blue  at  8:30 — and 
Miss  Gerson  must  dash  around  the 
Chicago  radio  studios  on  a  pair  of 
roller  skates.  .  .  .  She  plays  Mrs. 
Frank  Gardner  in  A  Tale  of  Today, 
Mercedes  Colby  in  Don  Winslow  of 
the  Navy,  Madame  Henriette  in  The 
Story  of  Mary  Marlin,  and  Karen 
Lockwood  in  The  Last  of  the  Lock- 
wcods,  besides  her  role  in  the  Grand 
Hotel  plays. 

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All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00  A.   M. 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm   Claire 
9:00 

CBS:   Music   in  the  Air 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast    Club 
9:30 

CBS:  The   Road  of  Lite 
9  '45 

CBS:    Bachelor's    Children 

NBC-Red:    Dan    Harding's   Wife 
10:00 

CBS:  Pretty  Kitty  Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Margot  of  Castlewood 

NBC-Red:   Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:  Myrt  and  Marge 

NBC-Blue:   Aunt   Jemima 

NBC-Red:    John's    Other    Wife 
10:30 

(US:  Emily  Post 

NBC-Blue:    Attorney-at-Law 

NBC-Red:   Just   Plain   Bill 
10:45 

CBS:   Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Blue:   Kitchen  Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:  Woman  in  White 
11:00 

CBS:   Mary  Lee  Taylor 

NBC-Blue:   Mary   Marlin 

NBC-Red:   David   Harum 
11:15 

CBS:   Carol    Kennedy's   Romance 

NBC-Blue:   Pepper   Young's   Family 

XBC-Red:   Backstage  Wife 
11:30 

CBS:   Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:   Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:    Homemakers'    Exchange 
II  :45 

CBS:   Aunt  Jenny's  Life  Stories 

MBS:   Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    Mac  Hugh 

NBC-Red:   Mystery  Chef 
12:00  Noon 

CBS:    Mary   Margaret   McBride 

NBC-Blue:  Time  for  Thought 

NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15  P.  M. 

CBS:   Edwin   C.    Hill 

NBC-Red:   The   O'Neills 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance   of   Helen   Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm   and    Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 


00 


CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:   Hymns 
1:30 

CBS:   Arnold   Grimm's   Daughter 

NBC-Red:   Words  and   Music 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 
2:00 

NBC-Red:    Fun    in    Music 
2:15 

CBS:  The  O'Neills 

NBC-Blue:    Let's   Talk    it    Over 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 

NBC-Red:   Federated  Women's  Clubs 
2:45 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 

NBC-Red:    Pepper    Young's    Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:   Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3:45 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:00 

NBC-Red:   Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:    Mary    Marlin 
4:30 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 

NBC-Red:    Rush    Hughes 
4:45 

NBC-Red:   Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:    Follow  the    Moon 

NBC-Red:   Dick  Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Don    Winslow 

NBC-Red:  Terry  and  the   Pirates 
5:30 

CBS:    Stepmother 

NBC-Blue:   Singing   Lady 

NBC-Red:   Jack  Armstrong 
5  '45 

CBS:  Hilltop  H(use 

NBC -Blue:    Tom    Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan   Annie 
6:00 

CBS:  Let's  Pretend 
6:30 

CBS:    Boakc   Carter 

NBC:    Press- Radio    News 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell   Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic    Melodies 

NBC  Blue:    Easy   Aces 

XBC-Red:  Amos  'n'  Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Hollywood   Screenscoops 

NBC  Blue:   Mr.   Keen 

NBC-Red:    Vocal    Varieties 
7:30 

CBS:   Helen   Menken 

NBC -Blue:    Dorothy   Thompson 
8:00 

CBS:   Edward   G.   Robinson 

NBC-Blue:   Those   We   Love 

NBC-Bed:   Johnny   Presents 
8:30 

CBS:  Al  Jolson 

NBC-Blue:   Edgar  A.  Guest 

NBC-Red:  Wayne   King 
9:00 

CBS:   Al    Pearce 

NBC-Blue:     Horace     Heidt 

NBC-Red:    Vox    Pop — Parks   Johnson 
9:30 

CBS:   Jack  Oakie 

NBC-Blue:    Alias    Jimmy    Valentine 

NBC-Red:    Packard    Mardi    Gras 
10:00 

CBS:    Benny   Goodman 

MBS:   Eddy   Duchin 
10:30 

NBC-Red:   Jimmie   Fidler 
10:45 

NBC -Red:    Dale    Carnegie 

44 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


By 
Al 

Pearce 


A  soft  answer  turnefh  away  rats. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  March  1 


Y"OU     Charlie     Butterworth     fans    be 

sure  to  listen  tonight  to  the  Packard 
Mardi  Gras — NBC-Red  at  9:30 — be- 
cause the  chances  are  that  Charlie 
won't  be  on  the  show  very  many  more 
Tuesday  nights.  As  to  whether  his  ab- 
sence, when  it  does  happen,  will  be  per- 
manent or  not,  your  Almanac  wouldn't 
venture  to  say.  Some  rumors  claim  it 
will,  some  it  won't.  .  .  .  Meanwhile, 
Jane  Rhodes,  the  very  young  rhythm 
singer  on  the  Mardi  Gras,  is  doing  so 
well  at  her  job  she's  likely  to  be  with 
us  for  some  time  to  come.  Jane  is  only 
sixteen,  but  she's  been  singing  on  the 
air  since  she  was  seven,  although  she 
was  never  a  fixture  on  a  top-flight  net- 
work show  until  last  Spring.  You  saw 
her,   but   probably   didn't  realize   it,   in 


the  Katharine  Hepburn-Ginger  Rogers 
picture,  "Stage  Door."  .  .  .  For  ad- 
venturous thrills,  listen  to  Follow  the 
Moon,  starring  Elsie  Hitz  and  Nick 
Dawson,  broadcast  in  the  interest  of 
Pebeco  Toothpaste  every  afternoon  at 
5:00  o'clock.  .  .  .  Dorothy  Thompson, 
sponsored  by  Pall  Mall  cigarettes  at 
7:30  this  evening  on  NBC-Blue,  is  fun 
to  listen  to  even  if  you  aren't  much  in- 
terested in  politics  or  world  affairs. 
Every  now  and  then  she  cuts  loose 
with  a  discussion  of  Walt  Disney  and 
Mickey  Mouse  or  somebody  else  who, 
while  he  doesn't  help  decide  the  fate 
of  nations,  is  interesting  to  hear  about. 
.  .  .  And  just  before  you  call  it  a  day 
hear  Jimmie  Fidler  at  10:30  and  Dale 
Carnegie  at  10:45,  both  on  NBC-Red. 


Jane  Rhodes,  swing- 
singer  on  the  Pack- 
ard Mardi  Gras  to- 
n  i  g  ht,     is    only     16. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  March  8 


Not  as  shy  as  he  looks, 
Dick  Cromwell  plays 
Kit  in  tonight's  seri- 
al,    Those     We     Love. 


"DIRTHDAY  greetings  to  one  of  to- 
■^^^day's  stars — to  Claire  Trevor,  co-star 
with  Edward  G.  Robinson  in  the  Rinso 
Big  Town  show — CBS  at  8:00.  .  .  . 
The  faithful  are  gathering  tonight  at 
10:00  o'clock  to  listen  to  their  handiest 
CBS  station  and  pay  homage  to  Benny 
Goodman,  the  High  Priest  of  Swing. 
Benny's  concert  at- New  York's  highbrow 
Carnegie  Hall  a  few  weeks  ago  was 
something  that  staid  old  place  had  never 
experienced  before.  Instead  of  sitting 
quietly  in  their  seats,  the  audience  jig- 
gled and  foot-tapped  all  through  the 
music.  One  usher  even  swears  he  saw- 
young  men  leave  their  seats  and  come 
shaggin'  up  the  aisle  to  ask  for  extra 
programs.  .  .  .  Another  story  has  it 
that  when  they  asked  Benny  how  long 


he  wanted  to  take  for  an  intermission, 
he  shrugged  and  said,  "I  dunno.  How 
long  does  Toscanini  take?"  .  .  .  Richard 
Cromwell,  who  plays  Kit  in  Those  We 
Love,  on  NBC-Blue  at  8:00,  isn't  the 
shy  lad  you'd  expect  him  to  be  after 
seeing  his  unsophisticated  movie  per- 
formances. In  his  twenties,  he  holds 
the  affectionate  friendship  of  such  glam- 
orous women  as  Garbo,  Crawford, 
Dietrich,  and  Tallulah  Bankhead,  and 
supports  his  parents.  .  .  .  Those  We 
Love  really  has  a  star-studded  cast — 
Nan  Grey  as  Kathy;  Owen  Davis,  Jr., 
as  Allen  McCrea;  Pedro  de  Cordoba  as 
John  Marshall;  Alma  Kruger  as  Emily 
Mayfield;  Donald  Woods  as  Dr.  Foster; 
Victor  Rodman  as  Jerry  Marshall;  Vir- 
ginia Sale  as  Martha. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  March  15 


T  T  AVE  you  ever  wondered  what  the 
■^•■^  Ides  of  March  is — or  are?  Well, 
this  is  it,  the  fifteenth  of  March.  This 
was  the  day  Julius  Caesar  was  assas- 
sinated, in  44  B.C.,  which  is  a  long 
time  ago  but  we  haven't  progressed 
much  because  statesmen  still  get  mur- 
dered now  and  then,  usually  with  dis- 
astrous consequences  for  all  con- 
cerned. .  .  .  Tizzy  Lish's  sudden  and 
undying  affection  for  orchestra  leader 
Carl  Hod  on  Al  Pearce's  Ford  program 
— CBS  tonight  at  9:00 — has  prompt- 
ed your  Almanac  to  find  out  some- 
thing about  Mr.  Hoff.  .  .  .  Even  in 
1910,  at  the  age  of  five,  he  was  work- 
ing at  music,  playing  a  violin  in  a 
movie  theater  in  his  native  Oxnard, 
California.     All    his    young   friends    en- 


vied him  for  this,  because  he  got  fif- 
ty cents  a  night,  which  he  was  allowed 
to  keep,  .  .  .  He's  been  in  radio  since 
he  started  his  own  orchestra  at  Chica- 
go's Edgewater  Beach  Hotel  in  1934. 
Carl  has  an  even,  genial  temperament, 
but  Tizzy's  case  is  hopeless — he's  al- 
ready married  and  has  a  daughter, 
named  Betty.  .  .  .  Probably  he's  too 
kind-hearted  to  tell  her — or  else  he's 
afraid  if  she  knows  the  truth  she'll 
poison  him  with  one  of  her  recipes.  .  .  . 
After  you  finish  listening  to  the  Pearce 
hour  tonight,  the  studio  audience  will 
go  right  on  having  a  good  time.  Al 
always  puts  on  a  special  show  after  the 
broadcast  for  the  audience  The  Pearce 
show,  incidentally,  is  climbing  in  the 
popularity    surveys. 


Carl  Hoff,  handsome 
maestro  of  Al  Pearce's 
Watch  the  Fun  Go  By 
show   tonight  on    CBS. 


Highlights  For  Tuesday,  March  22 


Bert  Lytell  stars  in  a 
famous  role  in  Alias 
Jimmy  Valentine,  over 
NBC   tonight   at   9:30. 


AFTER  several  months  in  the  elec- 
-*""*-  trical-transcription  form,  Alias 
Jimmy  Valentine  is  now  a  full-fledged 
network  show,  on  the  air  once  a  week 
— tonight  at  9:30  on  NBC-Blue,  spon- 
sored by  Edgeworth  Tobacco.  Berr 
Lytell,  who  used  to  play  Jimmy  in  the 
movies,  is  still  the  hero,  and  still  do- 
ing a  good  job.  .  .  .  Bert  was  born 
in  Harlem  in  1887,  and  went  on  the 
stage  when  he  was  fifteen.  Almost  im- 
mediately he  became  a  star,  and  has 
been  one  ever  since.  His  last  work  on 
the  stage  was  in  the  play,  "The  First 
Legion,"  which  toured  the  country, 
and  he  hasn't  been  in  the  movies  for 
some  years.  Sidney  Skolsky  is  authori- 
ty for  the  statement  that  he  wears  pa- 
jamas in  the  wintertime  but  sleeps  raw 


in  the  summer — if  you  care.  Also  that 
he  prefers  a  double  bed.  .  .  .  He  has 
one  of  the  most  prominent  chins  you've 
ever  seen,  and  the  bluest  eyes.  .  .  .  For 
the  children,  CBS  is  broadcasting  a 
special  concert  this  afternoon  from  3:30 
to  4:30  by  the  Cincinnati  Symphony 
Orchestra,  with  Eugene  Goosens  con- 
ducting. Maybe  the  kids  won't  mind 
if  you  listen  in  too.  .  .  .  Some  good 
programs  you  might  miss  if  your  Al- 
manac didn't  remind  you  of  them: 
Let's  Talk  It  Over,  on  NBC-Blue  at 
2:15.  .  .  .  The  NBC  Music  Guild,  on 
the  Blue  at  2:30.  .  .  .  Fun  in  Music  on 
the  Red  at  2:00.  .  .  .  Hilltop  House, 
starring  Bess  Johnson,  on  CBS  at  5:45. 
.  .  ,  Mr.  Keen,  Tracer  of  Lost  Per- 
sons,    on     NBC-Blue    at     7:15. 


(See  page  46  for  Wednesday's  Highlights) 


RADIO     MIRROR 


XODAY,  we  know  of  one  important 
factor  in  skin  beauty.  We  have 
learned  that  a  certain  vitamin  aids  in 
keeping  skin  beautiful.  The  important 
"skin-vitamin"  about  which  we  are 
learning  more  and  more  every  day! 

Aids  skin  more  directly 

Over  four  years  ago,  doctors  found  that  this 
vitamin,  when  applied  right  on  the  skin, 
helps  it  more  directly!  In  cases  of  wounds 
and  burns,  it  actually  healed  skin  quicker 
and  better! 

Pond's  found  a  way  to  put  this  "skin- 
vitamin"  into  Pond's  Cold  Cream.  They 
tested  it — during  more  than  three  years!  In 


([/ade 

Blonde,  petite,  with  a  delicate  fair  skin.  "Pond's  Cold 
Cream  with  the  'skin-vitamin  has  done  wonders  for  my 
skin.  Now  it' s  never  rough  or  dry — seems  to  keep  smoother 
and  fresher  looking  always." 


animal  tests,  skin  that  had  been  rough  and 
dry  because  of  "skin-vitamin"  deficiency  in 
the  diet  became  smooth  and  supple  again 
when  Pond's  Cold  Cream  containing  "skin- 
vitamin"  was  applied  daily.  And  this  im- 
provement took  place  in  only  3  weeks! 

Women  report  benefits 

Today,  women  who  are  using  Pond's 
Cream — the  new  Pond's  Cold  Cream  with 
"skin-vitamin"  in  it — say  that  it  does  make 
skin  smoother;  that  it  makes  texture  finer: 
that  it  gives  a  livelier,  more  glowing  look! 

Use  this  new  cream  just  as  before  —  for 
your  nightly  cleansing,  for  the  morning 
freshening-up,  and  during  the  day  before 
make-up.    Leave   some    on    overnight    and 


"      (above)  Mrs.  Goelet  at 
an  informal  musicale. 

(lower  left)  In  the 
Museum  of  Modern  Art, 
looking  at  the  famous 
"Bird  in  Flight." 

Mrs.  Goelefs  home  is  in 
New  York,  where  her  ap- 
preciation of  music  and  art 
is  well  known  to  her  friends. 


whenever  you  have  a  chance. 
Pat  it  in  especially  where  there 
are  little  rough  places  or  where 
your  skin  seems  dull,  lifeless.  In 
a  few  weeks,  see  if  your  skin  is 
not  smoother,  brighter  looking! 

Same  jars,  same  labels, 
same  price 
Now  every  jar  of  Pond's  Cold 
Cream  you  buy  contains  this  new  cream 
with  "skin-vitamin"  in  it.  You  will  find 
it  in  the  same  jars,  with  the  same  labels,  at 
the  same  price. 


Copyright,  1938.  Pond's  Extract  Company 


45 


All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00   A.M. 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:    William    Meeder 

NBC -Red:    Hi    Boys 
9:00 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:    Women   and    News 
9:30 

CBS:  The   Road  of  Life 
9:45 

CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 

NBC-Red:    Dan    Harding's   Wife 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty    Kitty   Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Margot  of  Castlewood 

NBC-Red:    Mrs.   Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:  Aunt  Jemima 

NBC-Red:   John's  Other   Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wons 

NBC-Blue:  Attorney-at-Law 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
10:45 

CBS:    Ma    Perkins 

NBC-Blue:    Kitchen    Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Woman   in   White 
11:00 

NBC-Blue:   Mary  Marlin 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 
11:15 

CBS:    Carol    Kennedy's    Romance 

NBC-Blue:   Pepper   Young's   Family 

NBC-Red:    Backstage    Wife 
11:30 

CBS:   Big  Sister 

NBC-Blue:   Vic  and  Sade 

NBC-Red:   How  to   Be  Charming 
11:45 

CBS:   Aunt  Jenny's   Life  Stories 

MBS.    Myra    Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:   Hello  Peggy 
12:00    Noon 

CBS:    Mary    Margaret   McBride 

NBC-Blue:    Time   for    Thought 

NBC-Red:    Girl    Alone 
12:15   P.    M. 

CBS:   Edwin  C.    Hill 

NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 
12:30 

CBS:    Romance  of   Helen   Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm   and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS: 
1:00 

CBS: 


1:15 

CBS 
1:30 

CBS 


Our   Gal   Sunday 
Betty  and    Bob 
Betty  Crocker 


Arnold    Grimm's    Daughter 

NBC-Red:  Words  and   Music 
1 :45 

CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 
2:15 

CBS:  The  O'Neills 

NBC-Blue:   Let's  Talk  it  Over 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 
2:45 

JIBS:  Beatrice  Fairfax 
3:00 

NBC-Red:    Pepper    Young's    Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:    Ma    Perkins 
3:30 

NBC-Red:   Vic   and   Sade 
3:45 

CBS:  Curtis   Music   Inst. 

NBC-Red:  The  Guiding   Light 
4:00 

NBC -Blue:    Club    Matinee 

NBC-Red:   Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:    Mary   Marlin 
4:30 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 

NBC-Red:    Rush    Hughes 
4:45 

CBS:   Dr.   Allan    R.    Dafoe 

NBC-Red:   Road  of  Life 
5:00 

CBS:   Follow  the   Moon 

NBC-Blue:    Neighbor    Nell 

NBC-Red:   Dick  Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:     Don     Winslow 

NBC-Red:  Terry  and  the   Pirates 
5:30 

CBS:  Stepmother 

NBC-Blue:    Singing    Lady 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 
5  "45 

CBS:  Hilltop  House 

NBC-Blue:    Tom    Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan   Annie 
6:00 

CBS:  Dear  Teacher 
6:30 

CBS:    Boake   Carter 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell  Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic    Melodies 

NBC-Blue:    Easy    Aces 

NBC-Ked:   Amos   V   Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Hobby    Lobby 

NBC-Blue:    Mr.    Keen 

NBC-Ked:  Uncle  Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:    Lum    and    Abner    (?) 

NBC-Red:    Hendrik   W.   Van   Loon 
7:45 

NBC-Red:    Cheer    Up    America 
8:00 

CBS:    Cavalcade    of   America 

NBC-Red:   One   Man's   Family 
8:30 

CBS:   Eddie  Cantor 
SBC-Blue:   Harriet  Parsons  Program 
NBC-Rod:   Tommy   Dorsey 
9:00 

CHS:    Lawrence   Tibbett 

NBC-Red:   Town    Hall   Tonight 
9:30 

CBS:   Ben   Bernie 
10:00 

CBS:  Gang  Busters 

NBC-Red:    Your    Hollywood    Parade 
10:30 
MBS:  The  Lone   Ranger 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


£; 


Wednesday's 

HIGHLIGHTS 


By 
Dave 
Elman 


Nobody  who  has  a  hobby  is  ever  bored. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  March  2 


TT'S  Ash  Wednesday,  the  day  that  Lent 
begins,  and  for  all  you  who  never 
can  find  out  the  date  of  Easter  Sunday 
this  year,  it's  on  April  17.  .  .  .  This  is 
also  the  day  you  can  hear  the  Cleve- 
land Symphony  Orchestra  in  one  of 
its  weekly  concerts  on  NBC-Blue  from 
9:00  to  10:00  P.  M.  .  .  .  Arthur  Rod- 
zinski  should  be  conducting  it,  unless 
he's  been  called  back  to  New  York  to 
take  over  the  NBC  Orchestra  where 
Toscanini  left  off.  .  .  .  Eddie  Cantor 
is  broadcasting  tonight  from  Holly- 
wood, but  in  another  week  he'll  be 
on  his  way  east  for  a  personal  appear- 
ance tour  with  most  of  his  gang.  .  .  . 
Eddie's  Mad  Russian  is  Bert  Gordon, 
and  nobody  knows  what  he's  mad 
about,  but  everybody  hopes  he  doesn't 


ever  sober  up.  You'll  be  listening,  of 
course,  at  8:30  tonight  on  CBS  to  this 
Texaco-sponsored  show.  ...  A  new 
show  bowed  in  a  few  weeks  ago  on 
the  NBC-Red  network,  without  much 
advance  excitement.  It's  heard  at  7:45 
P.M.,  stars  Henry  Burbig,  comedian, 
and  is  sponsored  by  the  Mennen  soap 
people.  Guest  stars,  burlesque  drama- 
tic playlets,  and  the  like  go  to  make 
up  its  pleasant  fifteen  minutes  of  lis- 
tening. .  .  .  Hendrik  Willem  Van  Loon, 
the  famous  author,  skips  around  on 
the  NBC-Red  network  at  such  a  pace 
it's  sometimes  hard  for  your  Almanac 
to  keep  track  of  him,  but  at  present 
you  can  hear  him  tonight  and  every 
Wednesday  night  at  7:30 — unless  NBC 
has  shifted  him  to  another  time.  .  .  , 


Bert  Gordon  looks  ths 
part,  as  the  Mad  Rus- 
sian on  EddieCantor's 
program  at  8:30,  CBS. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  March  9 


Francis  X.  Bushman 
stars  today  in  two 
dramatic  serials  on 
two      great      networks. 


"^TOT  many  a  former  matinee  idol 
-^  can  make  such  a  complete  come- 
back that  he's  starred  in  two  five-times- 
a-week  dramatic  radio  serials.  That's 
Francis  X.  Bushman's  record  right 
now,  and  it  proves  that  he's  still  a  good 
actor.  In  Margot  of  Castlewood,  on 
NBC-Blue  at  10:00  A.M.,  he  plays 
Lieutenant  Stanton,  and  in  Stepmother, 
on  CBS  at  7:30,  he's  John  Fairchild, 
the  widower  who  makes  a  mistake,  ac- 
cording to  his  children,  when  he  mar- 
ries again.  Both  programs  are  spon- 
sored,    what's    more Margot    by    the 

Quaker  Oats  company,  and  Stepmother 
by  Colgate-Palmolive-Peet.  .  .  .  Bush- 
man has  been  acting  ever  since  he  was 
nine  years  old — first  on  the  stage,  then 
the  movies,  and  now  the  radio.    For  a 


year  or  so,  back  in  1936,  he  retired 
definitely  and  opened  up  a  sandwich 
shop  in  Sawtelle,  California.  But  the 
lure  of  playing  a  part  got  to  be  too 
much  for  him,  and  it  wasn't  long  before 
he  closed  the  shop  and  came  back  ta 
radio.  .  .  .  Bushman's  life  rivals  any 
fiction  story  you  ever  read  for  ups  and 
downs.  A  star  of  the  early  silent  movia 
days,  he  got  his  first  setback  in  1918. 
when  he  married  his  co-star,  Beverly 
Bayne.  The  fans,  believe  it  or  not, 
didn't  like  their  romantic  heroes  to  di- 
vorce and  remarry.  How  times  have 
changed!  But  Bushman  weathered 
this  storm,  grew  rich  and  famous  again, 
and  stayed  that  way  for  years.  .  .  .  He 
and  Miss  Bayne  are  divorced  now,  and 
he  lives  in  Chicago. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  March  16 


"T^vON'T  forget  that  tonight  you  can 
-*—  listen  to  the  Cleveland  Symphony 
orchestra,  playing  on  the  NBC-Blue 
network  from  9:00  to  10:00.  It's  giv- 
ing a  brief  series  of  Wednesday-night 
concerts.  ...  On  NBC-Red,  from  10:00 
to  11:00  is  Your  Hollywood  Parade, 
sponsored  by  Lucky  Strike  cigarettes, 
and  your  Almanac  hopes  by  this  time 
it  has  settled  the  internal  difficulties 
which  were  hurting  it  badly  a  few 
weeks  back.  For  a  while  there  it 
looked  as  if  the  show  might  lose  Dick 
Powell — which  would  be  a  major  ca- 
tastrophe. .  .  .  Last  Wednesday  your 
Almanac  told  you  something  about 
Francis  X.  Bushman,  who  plays  John 
Fairchild  in  Stepmother  on  CBS  at 
5:30.   .   .   .    Now  for  Sunda  Love,   who 


acts  the  title  role  in  this  daily  serial. 
She's  one  of  Chicago  radio's  depend- 
ables  in  the  acting  line,  as  well  as  be- 
ing a  good  bet  for  television — see  her 
picture  at  the  right.  When  she  went 
to  the  University  of  Illinois  she  was 
elected  "campus  queen"  by  her  fellow- 
students  and  first  lady  of  his  affections 
by  one  fellow-student  in  particular,  who 
affixed  his  fraternity  pin  to  her  sweater 
and  later  married  her.  They  have  one 
child,  almost  two  years  old.  You've 
heard  Sunda  before  in  the  Junior  Nurse 
Corps  program  and  as  Frances  Moran 
Matthews  in  Today's  Children — which 
is  now  off  the  air.  .  .  .  Peggy  Wall, 
Cornelius  Peeples,  Edith  Davis  and 
Bret  Morrison  are  the  other  members 
of  the   Stepmother  cast.    .  .  . 


Chic  Sunda  Love  is 
a  Stepmother  anybody 
ought  to  be  glad  to 
have — on  CBS  at  5:30. 


Highlights  For  Wednesday,  March  23 


Stuart  Allen  sings 
on  Dave  Elman's  Hob- 
by Lobby  program  on 
CBS    tonight    at    7:15. 


qpONIGHT'S  your  last  chance  to  lis- 
-*•  ten  to  Lawrence  Tibbett,  singing  on 
the  9:00  o'clock  Chesterfield  program 
on  CBS  with  Andre  Kostelanetz  or- 
chestra. Too  bad,  too,  but  there's  the 
consolation  that  next  week  Grace 
Moore  begins  a  thirteen-broadcast  se- 
ries on  this  show.  .  .  .  Speaking  of 
singers,  you  Stuart  Allen  fans  may 
have  been  missing  him  lately  because 
you  didn't  know  he's  a  part  of  the 
Hudson-sponsored  Hobby  Lobby  pro- 
gram on  CBS  from  7:15  to  7:45.  Lis- 
ten in  tonight,  and  you'll  not  only  hear 
Stu,  but  you'll  hear  some  stories  about 
hobbies  that  for  sheer  fascination  take 
the  cake.  Stu,  you  remember,  first 
came  to  fame  as  Richard  Himbers  vo- 
calist   on    the    Studebaker    Champions 


program.  He's  a  native  New  Yorker 
and  has  been  singing  ever  since  he 
made  his  first  public  appearance — in  a 
church  choir — at  the  age  of  eight.  He'd 
have  had  a  youthful  vaudeville  career, 
too,  but  the  cops  objected  when  they 
caught  him  on  a  stage  when  he  was  ten 
years  old,  and  he  gave  up  professional 
work  until  he  was  older.  In  school,  he 
was  a  classmate  of  Walter  Winchell. 
Mark  Hellinger,  Little  Jackie  Heller, 
and  Ben  Bernie.  .  .  .  He  likes  to  play 
golf  and  handball,  doesn't  like  hats, 
and  names  spaghetti  as  his  favorite 
dish.  .  .  ,  He's  married,  and  has  a 
six-year-old  son  named  Morton,  in 
honor  of  the  Four  Mortons,  with  whom 
Stu  once  worked  in  his  old  vaudeville 
days. 


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(See  page  48  for  Thursday's  Highlights) 


RADIO     MIRROR 


Life's  Little  Close-ups;  Can  Your  Complexion  Stand  Them?  It  Can  if  You  Use 
Luxor  Powder . . .  It's  Light-Proof  I . .  .This  is  the  Greatest  Make-up  Improvement  in  Years 


•  Every  change  of  light  is  a  challenge  to  a 
woman's  complexion.  Does  your  make-up 
flatter  you  one  minute— and  betray  you  the 
next?  Then  give  thanks  for  this  discovery! 

Luxor  face  powder  is  light-proof.  It  mod- 
ifies light  rays  instead  of  reflecting  them. 

With  a  finishing  touch  of  this  powder, 
your  complexion  will  not  constantly  be  light- 
struck.  In  any  light.  Day  or  night.  Nor  will 
you  have  all  that  worry  over  shine  when  you 
use  this  kind  of  powder. 

Seeing  is  believing:  Make  this  test 

Look  at  the  photographs  reproduced 
here.  See  what  havoc  the  light  plays 
with  unprotected  make-up.  See  the 
improvement  in  the  second  picture— 
with  light  rays  modified  and  softened 
by  light-proof  powder.  A  test  before 
your  own  mirror  will  be  even  more 
convincing.  Then  put  it  to  the  real 
test  of  all  kinds  of  light,  day  and  night. 
You  will  soon  discover  you  can 
trust  this  powder  under  all  conditions. 
It  is  light-proof,  and  it  is  moisture- 
proof.  Note  the  complete  absence  of 
shine,  with  that  same  lovely  softness 
at  all  times. 


We  especially  invite  all  women  who  think 
they  have  a  "shiny  skin"  to  make  this  test 
and  see  if  Luxor  powder  does  not  subdue 
all  shine. 

You  can  gef  it  anywhere 

Large  size  box  of  Luxor  light-proof  powder 
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for  a  complimentary  box  free  and  prepaid. 


Luxor  powder 
among  which 


is  offered  in    several  shades, 
you  will  easily  find  the  one 


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more  important  than  the  soft  texture  and 
fine  fragrance  of  this  powder  is  its  light-proof 
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that  have  always  been 
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THIS 
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All   time   is    Eastern    Standard 
8:00  A.    M. 

XBC-Eed;    Malcolm   Claire 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:   Dick  Leibert 

XBC-Red:    Hi    Boys 
9:00 

CBS:    As    You    Like    It 

NBC-Blue:   Breakfast  Club 

NBC-Red:  Women  and   News 
9:30 

CBS:  The  Road  of  Life 

JIBS:  Journal  of  Living 
9*45 

CBS:   Bachelor's  Children 

NBC-Red:    Dan    Harding's  Wife 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty   Kitty    Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Margot  of  Castlewood 

NBC-Red:    Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CBS:  Myrt  and  Marge 

NBC-Blue:    Aunt    Jemima 

NBC-Red:   John's  Other   Wife 
!0:30 

CBS:  Emily  Post 

NBC-Blue:    Attorney-at-Law 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
10:45 

CBS:   Ma   Perkins 

NBC-Blue:   Kitchen  Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Woman  in  White 
11:00 

CBS:    Mary  Lee  Taylor 

NBC-Blue:  Mary  Marlin 

NBC-Red:    David    Harum 

11:15  j  .     „ 

CBS:  Carol    Kennedys   Romance 
NBC-Blue:    Pepper    Young's    Family 
NBC-Red:    Backstage    Wife 

11:30 

CBS:  Big  Sister 
NBC-Blue:  Vic  and  Sade 
NBC-Red:   Homemaker's  Exchange 

11  :45 

CBS:  Aunt  Jenny's   Life  Stories 

MBS:    Myra   Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:   Mystery  Chef 
12:00   Noon 

CBS:    Mary    Margaret   McBnde 

NBC-Blue:    Time    for    Thought 

NBC-Red:   Girl   Alone 
12:15  P.    M. 

CBS:    Edwin    C.    Hill 

NBC-Red:  The  O'Neills 

12  "30 

CBS:    Romance  of   Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
1 :00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:    Hymns 
1 :30  ,     „ 

CBS:  Arnold  Grimm  s  Daughter 

NBC-Red:  Words  and   Music 
1:45 

CBS:  Hollywood  in  Person 

NBC-Red:  NBC  Music  Guild 
2:15 

CBS:  The  O'Neills 

NBC-Blue:   Let's  Talk   It  Over 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the   Air 

2-45  - 

MBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 

3 :00 

CBS:    Ray    Block's    Varieties 

NBC-Red:    Pepper    Young's    Family 
3  -15 

NBC-Blue:    Eastman    Music    School 

NBC-Red:    Ma   Perkins 
3:30 

CBS:  U.  S.  Army  Band 

NBC-Bed:  Vic  and  Sade 
3 :45 

NBC-Bed:  The  Guiding  Light 
4:00 

CBS:  Science  Service 

NBC-Blue:  Club  Matinee 

NBC-Red:    Lorenzo   Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:  Mary  Marlin 
4:30 

CBS:  The  Goldbergs 

NBC-Red:    Rush    Hughes 
4:45 

NBC-Red:    Road  of   Life 
5:00 

CBS:  Follow  the  Moon 

NBC-Blue:  The  Four  of  Us 

NBC-Red:    Dick  Tracy 
5:15 

CBS:   Life  of   Mary  Sothern 

NBC-Blue:    Don    Winslow 
5:30 

CBS:    Stepmother 

NBC-Blue:  Singing  Lady 

NBC-Red:  Jack  Armstrong 
5  "45 
'CBS:   Hilltop   House 

NBC-Blue:  Tom    Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan   Annie 
6:00 

NBC-Red:    George    R.    Holmes 
6:30 

CRS:    Boake   Carter 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:    Lowell    Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic   Melodies 

NBC-Blue:  Easy  Aces 

NBC -Red:   Amos  'n'   Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Hollywood   Screenscoops 

NBC-Blue:   Mr.   Keen 

NBC-Red:  Vocal   Varieties 
7:30 

CBS:  We.  The  People 
8:00 

CBS:  Kate  Smith 

NBC-Blue:   March  of  Time 

NBC-Red:   Rudy  Vallee 
9:00 

CBS:    Major    Bowes    Amateurs 

NBC-Red:   Good   News  of    1938 
9:30 

NBC-Blue:  America's  Town  Meeting 
10:00 

CBS:    Essays    in    Music 

NltC-Red:   Kraft   Music   Hall 
10:30 

CBS:    Hollywood    Showcase 

NBC-Blue:   NBC  Jamboree 
11:15 

NBC-Blue:    Elza    Schallert 

48 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


{7ku/tdda4f's 

HIGHLIGHTS 


By 

Meredith 
Willson 


Silence  is  sometimes  the  best  answer  you  can  make 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  March  3 


TNCIDENTAL  intelligence,  with  your 
Almanac's  compliments:  "The  Star 
Spangled  Banner"  didn't  become  the 
United  States'  official  national  anthem 
until  1931.  Seven  years  ago  today 
President  Hoover  signed  the  act  of 
Congress  which  designated  it  as  this 
country's  own  special  song.  And  just 
a  few  weeks  ago  Vincent  Lopez,  the 
danceband  leader,  took  "The  Star 
Spangled  Banner"  in  hand  and  re- 
vised it  so  it  would  be  easier  for  all  us 
ordinary  folks  to  sing.  Seems  that  its 
music  requires  vocal  gymnastics  which 
nobody  but  a  Lily  Pons  or  a  Lawrence 
Tibbett  can  carry  off  successfully.  .  .  . 
The  March  of  Time  has  marched  back- 
wards again.  It's  being  heard  these 
days  at  8:00  instead  of  8:30  P.M.,  on 


NBC-Blue.  .  .  .  Victor  Bay's  clever 
and  entertaining  Essays  in  Music  are 
on  CBS  at  10:00  now,  followed  at 
10:30  by  the  Hollywood  Showcase,  a 
bright  and  lively  show  from  the  cinema 
city.  They're  both  sustaining  pro- 
grams, but  good.  .  .  .  When  you  listen 
tonight  at  8:00  on  CBS  to  Kate  Smith's 
Swansdown  program,  just  remember 
that  one  reason  it's  so  good  is  the  loy- 
alty and  hard  work  of  her  band-leader, 
Jack  Miller.  Kate's  never  had  a  differ- 
ent one,  since  she's  been  in  radio, 
and  after  listening  to  Jack  your  Al- 
manac sees  no  good  reason  why  she 
should.  You'll  find  a  longer  story 
about  Jack  in  this  month's  Facing  the 
Music  department,  on  page  62  of  this 
issue. 


Kate  Smith's  orches- 
tra leader  ever  since 
she  began  her  career 
in    radio — Jack  Miller. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  March  10 


Sad-faced  Mischa  Auer 
makes  you  laugh  to- 
night as  guest  star 
on  Bing  Crosby's  show. 


TT  isn't  often  that  Bing  Crosby  ar- 
-*■  ranges  for  guests  on  his  Kraft 
Cheese  program — NBC-Red  at  10:00, 
as  if  you  didn't  know — far  enough  in 
advance  for  your  Almanac  to  know 
about  them,  but  tonight  must  be  a 
special  occasion.  The  leading  quipster 
tonight  is  Mischa  Auer,  and  your  Al- 
manac, for  one,  would  be  willing  to 
trade  about  six  other  comedians  for  one 
hour  with  Auer  any  day.  .  .  .  Mischa 
hasn't  had  a  very  funny  life.  Born  in 
Russia,  he  and  his  mother  narrowly  es- 
caped death  in  the  Revolution,  and. 
running  away,  landed  in  Constanti- 
nople in  the  midst  of  a  typhoid  epi- 
demic. His  heroic  mother  enlisted  as 
a  nurse  and  Mischa  drove  an  ambu- 
lance.    The   plague    killed   his   mother, 


and  fifteen-year-old  Mischa  placed  her 
in  her  coffin  and  buried  her  himself, 
being  unable  to  find  anyone  in  the 
stricken  city  to  help  him  but  another 
youth  about  his  own  age.  This  boy 
brought  Mischa  to  his  own  home.  At 
last,  friends  in  Florence  located  the  or- 
phan in  his  Constantinople  hideaway, 
and  brought  him  to  Italy.  They  wired 
his  grandfather,  Leopold  Auer,  famous 
New  York  violin  teacher,  who  sent 
Mischa  money  to  come  to  the  United 
States.  .  .  .  After  receiving  his  educa- 
tion, Mischa  decided  to  go  on  the  stage. 
Now  he  has  a  beautiful  home  near 
Hollywood,  and  is  happily  married  to 
a  Canadian  girl.  They  have  a  four- 
year-old  son,  Anthony.  In  the  movies 
he  used  to  play  villains. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  March  17 


DEMEMBER  to  put  on  that  green 
-*-^-  tie  or  that  green  dress  today — be- 
cause it's  St.  Patrick's  Day  and 
whether  you're  Irish  or  not  a  little 
touch  of  green  isn't  going  to  hurt  you. 
.  .  .  The  networks  have  planned  special 
broadcasts  in  honor  of  the  Sons  of  Old 
Erin — chief  of  which  is  likely  to  be  the 
description  of  the  traditional  parade  on 
New  York's  Fifth  Avenue.  The  seven- 
teenth of  March  is  the  day  when  the 
New  York  police  always  step  out  in 
all  their  bravery,  you  know.  .  .  . 
Besides  being  a  holiday  for  everybody 
with  a  touch  of  Irish  Blood  in  his  veins, 
it's  a  holiday  for  one  of  your  radio 
band-leaders  too.  Jimmie  Grier,  maestro 
on  Joe  Penner's  program,  celebrates  his 
birthday.  .  .  .    Your  Almanac  wants  to 


call  your  attention  once  more  to  the 
Easy  Aces,  on  NBC-Blue  today  and 
every  Tuesday,  Wednesday  and  Thurs- 
day at  7:00.  Year  in  and  year  out, 
the  Aces  are  always  funny,  human,  and 
all-around  worth  listening  to,  and  just 
because  they  aren't  ballyhooed  much  is 
no  reason  for  you  to  forget  them.  .  .  . 
Tonight,  at  9:00  o'clock,  you'll  be  lis- 
tening either  to  Major  Bowes  on  CBS 
or  Good  News  ot  1938  on  NBC-Red. 
Good  News  has  evidently  settled  down 
to  using  Fanny  Brice  and  Frank  Mor- 
gan as  permanent  comedians.  Fannie, 
whose  Baby  Snooks  is  getting  to  be  as 
much  of  a  classic  in  the  misbehaving 
youngster  line  as  Charlie  McCarthy  is, 
should  hit  your  local  movie  house  soon 
in  her  new  picture,  ''Everybody  Sing.*' 


Fannie  Brice  will  be 
Baby  Snooks  again  to- 
night in  Maxwell  House 
Good     News     show. 


Highlights  For  Thursday,  March  24 


Roy  Brower  sings,  as 
Ornamental  Johnson, 
this  morning  in  NBC's 
Aunt  Jemima  program. 


TWTEET  Roy  Brower,  ladies  and  gen- 
-'-"-'■  tlemen  —  though  you  probably 
know  him  better  already  as  Ornament- 
al Johnson  in  the  Aunr  Jemima  pro- 
gram today  and  every  day  except  Sat- 
urday and  Sunday  on  NBC-Blue  at 
10:15  A.M.  .  .  .  Roy's  tenor  voice  is 
an  ornament  of  the  Chicago  radio  stu- 
dios, although  he  was  born  in  New  York 
City  on  October  9,  1910.  His  father 
and  mother  were  both  in  vaudeville, 
and  Roy's  middle  name  is  Moulan,  in 
honor  of  the  famous  old-time  actor, 
Frank  Moulan.  .  .  .  Besides  being  a 
singer  and  a  dancer,  Roy  has  also 
worked  at  reporting  on  newspapers  and 
conducted  a  political  campaign  as  pub- 
licity director.  He  went  into  radio  as 
long    ago    as     1927,    and     at    different 


times,  between  other  jobs,  has  been  a 
singer,  announcer,  program  director, 
and  author  for  the  air.  .  .  .  He's  six 
feet  tall,  fair — almost  a  blond — and 
weighs  190  pounds.  .  .  .  The  Eastman 
School  ol  Music  is  on  this  afternoon 
at  3:15 — NBC-Blue  is  the  network.  .  .  . 
To  learn  a  few  things  you  never  knew 
before,  tune  in  Science  Service,  on  CBS 
at  4:00.  .  .  .  For  news  and  gossip, 
there's  Rush  Hughes  on  NBC-Red  at 
4:30,  sponsored  by  the  Borden  Com- 
pany. .  .  .  For  drama.  The  Life  of 
Mary  Sothern,  on  CBS  at  5:15.  .  .  . 
For  a  novel  musical  treat.  Vocal  Varie- 
ties, on  NBC-Red  at  7:15.  .  .  .  For  a 
chance  to  meet  some  interesting  folks. 
We  the  People  on  CBS  at  7:30.  .  .  . 
For  variety,   Rudy   Vallee  at   8:00. 


(See  page  SO  for  Friday's   Highlights) 


RADIO     MIRROR 


How  to  Be  Happy 

(Continued  from  page  11) 

The    Happiness    of    Not 
Having  Too   Much 

A  few  years  ago,  a  play  of  mine, 
"The  Sign  on  the  Door,"  was  pro- 
duced in  Paris  by  the  Baron  Henri 
de  Rothschild,  who  was  then  one  of 
the  richest  men  in  the  world.  My 
wife  and  daughter  and  I  lived  in  a 
dear,  funny,  little  hotel  in  the  Rue  de 
Rivoli.  We  had  always  been  frugal 
people,  who  spent  less  than  we 
earned,  and  sometimes  that  wasn't 
very  much.  But  the  play  was  a  big 
success  all  over  Europe,  and  we  felt 
that  we  could  cut  loose,  so,  one  day, 
I  took  my  daughter  to  a  famous  dress- 
maker and  bade  her  get  whatever  she 
liked.  And  my  daughter  was  so  sur- 
prised and  happy  that  her  eyes  filled 
with  tears. 

When  I  told  the  Baroness  de  Roths- 
child about  it,  she  laid  her  hand  on 
the  child's  arm,  and  said,  "You  lucky 
girl,  never  to  have  had  all  you 
wanted,  so  that  you  can  still  be 
thrilled  by  getting  things." 

DID  you  ever  stop  to  think  that  peo- 
ple who  have  nothing  to  wish  for 
have  nothing  to  live  for?  Because 
wishing  is  half  the  fun,  and  striving 
the  other  half,  and  getting  is  only  the 
brass  ring  on  the  merry-go-round. 
Just  acquiring  another  something  you 
don't  need  or  want  very  much — well, 
that  must  be  about  as  exciting  as  eat- 
ing your  dinner  ten  minutes  after 
lunch. 

When  I  was  a  lad,  working  12  hours 
a  day  on  a  Washington  newspaper  for 
$15  a  week,  I  wanted — and,  Oh,  how 
I  wanted! — the  collected  poems  of 
Kipling,  but  they  cost  more  than  I 
could  afford.  So  I  went  to  the  Con- 
gressional Library,  after  work-hours, 
and  copied  the  whole  volume.  Don't 
you  suppose  that  meant  more  to  me 
than  this  magnificent  library  meant 
to  the  millionaire  who  wrote  to  the 
publishers,  Dodd,  Mead  &  Co.,  for 
$50,000  worth  of  books?  When  some- 
one asked  what  his  library  contained, 
the  millionaire  answered,  "Dodd  only 
knows!" 

After  all,  as  our  best  farce-writer 
observed,  "You  can  only  wear  one 
tie,  and  one  eye-glass  in  your  eye, 
and  have  one  coffin  when  you  die — 
don't'cha  know?"  It  doesn't  take  a 
great  deal  of  money — even  now-a- 
dayS — to  provide  all  we  can  eat,  drink 
and  wear.  Beyond  that,  most  of  life's 
joys  aren't  for  sale — not  just  for 
money,  anyway.  Almost  anyone  can 
buy  a  book;  can  you  buy  appreciation 
of  the  book — the  kind  of  appreciation 
that  brings  happiness?  Thousands  of 
people  travel  and  look  at  beautiful 
things  without  ever  seeing  them.  Un- 
less you've  some  understanding  of 
history,  and  literature,  and  the  arts, 
you  might  just  as  well  stay  home. 
I've  a  friend  who  has  stayed  home — 
bed-ridden  for  years — who  knows 
more  about  Europe  than  I  do,  and 
I've  been  there  20  times!  I  think  he's 
had  more  fun,  too. 

The  great  thing  is  having  just 
enough.  But  when  it  comes  to  what 
is  enough,  most  of  us  are  like  the 
bibulous  gentleman  who  was  asked, 
"When  you've  had  enough  whisky, 
why  don't  you  say,  'Sarsaparilla'?", 
and  who  answered,  "When  I've  had 
enough  whisky,  I  can't  say,  'Sarsa- 
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MM  A  GHOST  I  THE  BED... 


It  rattled  no  chains  and  shook  no  bones — but  there  was  an  unwelcome 
ghost  in  Mary's  guest  room!  It  hid  in  the  sheets,  the  curtains,  the  linens. 
Guests  saw  it  with  horror  but  didn't  dare  mention  it — until  Cousin  Flo 
saw  the  ghost  in  the  bed. 


The  very  next  morning.  Cousin  Flo  told  Mary — "It's  tattle-tale  gray 
that's  haunting  your  clothes.  Your  weak-kneed  soap  doesn't  wash  things 
perfectly  clean.  If  you  want  to  chase  out  that  mean  dingy  shadow — to 
banish  tattle-tale  gray — change  to  Fels-Naptha  Soap." 


And  that  was  the  end  of  the  ghost  in  the  guest  room.  Thanks  to 
Fels-Xaptha's  richer  golden  soap  and  lots  of  gentle  naptha,  Mary  now 
gets  all  the  dirt  out  of  clothes.  The  sheets  shine  so  white — and  everything 
smells  so  fresh  and  sweet— friends  say  it's  a  thrill  to  sleep  at  her  house! 
.  .  .  Why  don't  you  play  safe,  too?  See  how  easy  it  is  to  .  .  . 


NEW!  Try 

Fels-Naptha 

Soap  Chips,  too 


COPR.    1933,    FELS 


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All   time   is   Eastern   Standard 
8:00   A.    M. 

NBC-Red:    Malcolm    Claire 
8:15 

NBC-Blue:    William    Meeder 

NBC-Ked:    Hi    Boys 
9:J0 

NBC-Blue:    Breakfast   Club 

NBC-Red:   Women   and   News 
9:30 

CBS:  The   Road  of  Life 
9 :45 

CBS:    Bachelor's    Children 

NBC -Bed:    Dan    Harding's    Wife 
10:00 

CBS:   Pretty   Kitty    Kelly 

NBC-Blue:   Margot  of  Castlewood 

NBC-Ked:   Mrs.  Wiggs 
10:15 

CHS:   Myrt  and   Marge 

NBC-Blue:   Aunt  Jemima 

NBC-Ked:   John's   Other   Wife 
10:30 

CBS:  Tony  Wens 

NBC-Blue:  Attorney-at-Law 

NBC-Red:  Just  Plain  Bill 
10:45 

CBS:   Ma  Perkins 

NBC-Blue:   Kitchen  Cavalcade 

NBC-Red:   Woman   in   White 
II  :00 

NBC-Blue:    Mary    Marlin 

NBC-Ked:   David   Harum 
II  :I5 

CBS:   Carol    Kennedy's    Romance 

NBC-Blue:   Pepper  Young's   Family 

NBC-Red:    Backstage    Wife 
11:30 

CBS:   Big   Sister 

NBC-Blue:   Vic  and   Sade 

NBC-Red:   How  to  Be  Charming 
11:45 

CHS:   Aunt  Jenny's   Life  Stories 

MBS:    Myra    Kingsley 

NBC-Blue:    Edward    MacHugh 

NBC-Red:   Hello   Peggy 
12:00   Noon 

CBS:    Mary    Margaret    McBride 

NBC-Blue:  Time  for  Thought 

NBC-Red:    Girl    Alone 
12:15 

CBS:   Edwin  C.   Hill 

NBC-Red:  The   O'Neills 
12:30 

CBS:   Romance  of  Helen  Trent 

NBC-Blue:   Farm  and   Home   Hour 
12:45 

CBS:  Our  Gal  Sunday 
1:00 

CBS:   Betty  and   Bob 
1:15 

CBS:   Betty   Crocker 
1:30 

CBS:  Arnold   Grimm's   Daughter 

NBC-Red:   Words  and    Music 
1:45 

CBS:   Hollywood   in   Person 
2:00 

CBS:    Kathryn   Cravens 

NBC:    Music   Appreciation 
2:15 

CBS:  The   O'Neills 
2:30 

CBS:  School  of  the  Air 
2:45 

JIBS:   Beatrice   Fairfax 
3:00 

NBC-Blue:    Radio    Guild 

NBC-Red:  Pepper  Young's  Family 
3:15 

NBC-Red:   Ma  Perkins 
3:30 

NBC-Red:  Vic  and  Sade 
3  '45 

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4:00 

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NBC-Ked:   Lorenzo  Jones 
4:15 

NBC-Red:    Mary   Marlin 
4:30 

CBS:   The   Goldbergs 

NBC-Red:    Rush    Hughes 
4:45 

CBS:  Dr.  Allan  R.  Dafoe 

NBC-Red:    Road   of   Life 
5:00 

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NBC-Blue:    Neighbor    Nell 

NBC-Red:    Dick   Tracy 
5*15 

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NBC-Blue:    Don   Winslow 
5:30 

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NBC-Red:   Jack  Armstrong 
5*45 

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NBC-Blue:  Tom   Mix 

NBC-Red:   Little   Orphan   Annie 
6:30 

CHS:    Boake   Carter 

NBC:    Press    Radio    News 
6:45 

NBC-Blue:   Lowell   Thomas 
7:00 

CBS:   Poetic    Melodies 

NBC-Red:  Amos  'n'  Andy 
7:15 

CBS:    Arthur    Godfrey 

NBC-Red:   Uncle   Ezra 
7:30 

NBC-Blue:    Lum    and    Abner    (?) 

NBC-Red:    Hendrik   W.   Van   Loon 
7:45 

NBC-Ked:    Bughouse    Rhythm 
8:00 

CBS:   Hammerstein   Music   Hall 
KBC-Blue:   Grand   Central   Station 
NBC-Red:    Cities   Service   Concert 
8:30 

CBS:   Paul  Whiteman's  Orch. 
NBC-Blue:   Death   Valley   Days 

0:00 

CBS:   Hollywood   Hotel 

NBC-Red:   Waltz  Time 
9:15 

NBC-Bluo:    Howard    Marshall 
9:30 

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NBC-Red:  True  Story  Hour 
10:00 

CBS:  Song  Shop 

NBC-Red:    First    Nightcr 
1 0:30 

MBS:  The  Lone   Ranger 

NBC-Red:    Jimmic    Fidler 
10:45 

VBC-Red:    Dorothy   Thompson 


Motto 

of  the 

Day 


<7/udat/js 

HIGHLIGHTS 


By 

Barbara 
Luddy 


If  you've  never  worked  hard,  you  don't  know  the  fun  of  being  lazy. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  Feb.  25 


JUST  about  the  biggest  women's 
program  ever  to  go  on  the  air  is 
being  broadcast  this  afternoon  from 
3:30  to  4:00,  E.S.T.,  over  the  CBS 
network.  Under  th3  sponsorship  of 
the  International  Federation  of  Busi- 
ness and  Professional  Women's  Clubs, 
this  half-hour  show  goes  all  over  the 
world  to  interview  women  who  have 
unusual  and  responsible  jobs.  For  in- 
stance, the  first  speaker  is  Mrs.  Roland 
Messenger,  Reeve  of  the  town  of 
Bungay,  Sussex,  England.  ...  a 
Reeve,  in  case  you  aren't  familiar 
with  Old  Saxon  titles,  being  a  mayor. 
Mrs.  Messenger  speaks  from  England. 
.  .  .  Next  we  switch  to  Paris,  where 
we  hear  Mme.  Albin  Cuillot,  head 
of       the       photographic       archives       of 


the  Department  of  Fine  Arts  of  the 
French  government.  .  .  .  Then  to  Can- 
ada for  a  talk  by  another  woman  in 
an  unusual  job.  .  .  .  Next  to  New 
York  to  hear  the  International  Feder- 
ation President,  Mrs.  Phillips.  .  .  . 
And  last  of  all  to  Washington  to  in- 
terview Nellie  Tayloe  Ross,  Director 
of  the  U.  S.  Mint.  ...  A  field  day, 
your  Almanac  says,  for  the  ladies.  .  .  . 
Connoisseurs  of  "le  jazz  hot" — swing 
to  you — are  tuning  in  to  Bunny  Bsri- 
gan's  debut  at  the  Arcadia  Interna- 
tional in  Philadelphia  tonight.  .  .  . 
Connoisseurs  of  debating  are  going 
for  Mutual's  broadcast — 3:00  to  3:30 
this  afternoon — of  a  debate  between 
the  University  of  Pennsylvania  and 
Leland    Stanford   University, 


Bunny  Berigan,  swing 
trumpeter,  and  his  or- 
chestra start  a  late- 
night    show    for    CBS. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  March  4 


Wise-cracker  and  sing- 
er on  the  Breakfast 
Club,  Fran  Allison 
once    taught    school. 


TX7"HEN  you're  listening  this  morn- 
VV  ing  at  9:00  (E.S.T.)  to  the 
NBC-Blue  Breakfast  Club  program, 
you'll  find  it  hard  to  believe  that 
Fran  Allison  was  ever  a  school-teacher. 
School-teachers  ought  to  be  serious, 
but  that's  the  last  thing  Fran  ever  is — 
on  the  air  anyhow.  She's  the  girl  who 
sings  blues  songs,  does  "Aunt  Fanny" 
imitations,  and  throws  a  wisecrack  into 
the  proceedings  whenever  she  gets  a 
chance.  Fran  is  tall,  brown-eyed,  dark- 
haired  and  unmarried.  Born  in  La 
Porte,  Iowa,  she  attended  Cole  College 
and  went  from  there  to  the  school- 
teaching  phase  of  her  life.  In  Cedar 
Rapids  she  broke  into  radio,  and  came 
to  NBC's  Chicago  studios  last  year. 
.  .    .   She   claims  that  her  pet  aversion 


is  having  pictures  taken,  but  judging 
from  the  one  at  the  left,  she  can  hide 
her  dislike  very  convincingly.  .  .  .  You 
also  hear  her  on  the  NBC  Club  Matinee 
programs.  .  .  .  Mutual  has  another  de- 
bate for  us,  if  we  want  it,  at  3:00 
this  afternoon.  It's  between  the  Uni- 
versity of  Pennsylvania  (it's  on  all 
of  these  Mutual  Friday-afternoon 
talk-fests)  and  the  University  of 
Gettysburg.  .  .  .  Incidentally,  today 
is  important  for  the  Pennsylvania  lads, 
because  it's  Pennsylvania  Day — the 
charter  was  granted  to  the  colony  on 
March  4,  1681.  ...  At  10:00  tonight, 
NBC-Blue  is  broadcasting  the  fight 
between  Buddy  Baer  and  and  Gunnar 
Barland  from  Madison  Square  Garden 
in  New  York  City, 


Highlights  For  Friday,  March  11 


'Tp HERE'S  a  new  program  for  your 
-*■  entertainment  tonight  —  9:00  to 
9:30  on  NBC-Blue — but  your  Al- 
manac hasn't  been  able  to  find  out 
anything  more  about  it  than  that  it's 
sponsored  by  Nehi,  those  soft-drink 
manufacturers.  Just  call  it  the 
Mystery  Program  and  listen  in  for 
a  surprise.  .  .  .  NBC  has  a  broadcast 
of  the  prizefight  in  Madison  Square 
Garden  tonight.  .  .  .  And  Mutual's 
afternoon  debate  at  3:00  is  between 
the  University  of  Pennsylvania  and 
the  University  of  South  Carolina.  .  .  . 
You'll  be  listening  to  Barbara  Luddy 
twice  today — first  on  Margot  of 
Castlewood,  sponsored  by  the  Quaker 
Oats  Company  at  10:00  A.M.  on 
NBC-Blue,    and    tonight    at    10:00    on 


the  Red  in  Campana's  First  Nighter 
drama.  Barbara  is  the  leading  lady  in 
both  programs,  playing  Margot  Carver 
in  the  first  and  whoever  is  the  heroine 
of  the  short  drama  in  the  second.  ...  A 
few  of  you  can  listen  to  dramatizations 
of  those  punchy  Liberty  Magazine 
short  short  stories  these  days.  They're 
on  stations  WLW,  Cincinnati,  WHN, 
New  York,  and  WFIL  Philadelphia,  at 
6:15  P.M.  Mondays,  Wednesdays  and 
Fridays,  and  on  WLS,  Chicago,  at 
11:00  P.M.,  Tuesdays,  Thursdays,  and 
Saturdays — sponsored  by  Libby,  Mc- 
Neill &  Libby.  .  .  .  Tonight  at  9:15 
on  NBC-Blue  (and  every  Friday  at 
the  same  time)  internationally-minded 
listeners  are  tuning  in  to  Howard 
Marshall,   British  commentator. 


Barbara  Luddy,  Chi- 
cago actress,  is  on 
the  air  in  two  dra- 
matic programs  today. 


Highlights  For  Friday,  March  18 


Oliver  Wakefield,  the 
comedian  and  master 
of  ceremonies  on  the 
Paul    Whiteman    show. 


"^TO  telling  what  novelty  Oom  Paul 
"*-  Whiteman  will  have  for  you  to- 
night on  his  Chesterfield  program,  8:30 
on  CBS,  so  you'd  better  be  sure  to 
tune  in.  Paul,  you  know,  is  going  for 
guest  stars  this  season  who  do  what 
you'd  never  expect  them  to  do.  Paul 
has  an  amusing  master  of  ceremonies 
and  comedian  combined  in  Oliver 
Wakefield,  the  young  Englishman  who 
is  doing  his  first  regular  network  job 
on  the  Chesterfield  show.  Oliver  was 
born  in  Zululand,  South  Africa, 
twenty-eight  years  ago.  He  won  a 
prize  for  elocution  when  he  was  four- 
teen, and  that  made  him  decide  that 
he  wanted  to  be  an  actor.  ...  At 
seventeen  he  went  to  England,  where 
he  managed  to  get  a  job  with  the  Bsn 


Greet  Skakespearean  players.  After 
several  months  of  touring  with  them, 
he  progressed  to  the  London  stage, 
where  he  played  with  Herbert 
Marshall  and  his  wife.  Edna  Best.  .  .  . 
All  this  time  Oliver  was  a  comedian 
only  backstage.  But  when  he  re- 
turned to  South  Africa  for  a  vacation 
he  made  all  his  ship-board  companions 
laugh  so  much  that  he  decided  he'd 
better  be  funny  professionally.  .  .  . 
He  came  to  the  United  States  first  in 
1932,  and  got  a  start  with  Rudy  Vallee. 
Since  then  he's  been  on  a  few  Vallee 
Hour  radio  programs,  and  in  the 
Ziegfeld  Follies.  ...  At  6:15  tonight 
on  NBC-Blue,  you  hear  another  of  Dr. 
Roland  Sharp's  interesting  talks  from 
South  America. 


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(See  page  52  for  Saturday's   Highlights) 


RADIO     MIRROR 


(Continued  from  page  49) 
parilla'!"  We  all  want  so  much  more 
than  we  need,  and,  to  get  that,  we 
give  up  so  many  really  precious 
things — peace,  leisure,  companionship, 
time  to   live. 

Work,  yes;  earn,  yes;  save,  yes — 
but  who  wants  to  be  the  richest  man 
in  the  cemetery?  What's  the  sense 
of  keeping  up  with  the  Joneses,  or 
envying  the  Smiths? 

One  day,  I  was  sitting  in  Riverside 
Park,  with  an  old  suit  of  clothes,  and 
an  old  pipe,  and  an  old  book.  The 
sun  had  covered  the  river  with  dia- 
monds, and  I  said  to  myself,  'What 
makes  me  so  happy  today?"  Then  I 
answered  myself,  "Why  shouldn't  I 
be  happy?  I've  a  comfortable  suit, 
and  a  comfortable  bench,  and  a  good 
pipe,  and  a  good  book,  and  the  sun's 
shining!"  Suddenly,  I  realized:  "If 
these  things  make  me  happy,  I'm  the 
luckiest  man  in  the  world!  Because 
no  one  can  take  away  my  park  bench, 
and  my  old  book  and  suit  and  pipe, 
and  the  sunshine."  That  was  my 
Declaration  of  Independence.  I've 
been  free  ever  since — free  of  the 
need  of  the  things  I  don't  need — free 
of  possessions  that  possess  you — 
happy  in  my  own  right,  and  not  by 
the  whim  of  those  little  laughing  gods 
of  fortune  who  deal  only  in  fool's 
gold. 

The  Happiness  of  Not 
Having   Too    Little 

DECKY  SHARP  is  about  the  only 
*-*  person  who  ever  lived  on  nothing 
a  year,  and  she  did  it  in  a  novel — 
called  "Vanity  Fair."  No  amount  of 
sweetness  and  light  can  bring  happi- 
ness to  the  man  or  woman  who's 
broke,  and  out  of  work,  or  worried 
about  debt,  or  a  sick  child.  For  that 
man  or  woman,  the  only  encourage- 
ment is  remembering  the  law  of  aver- 
ages. Most  of  us  have  just  so  many 
good  hours  in  our  lives,  and  just  so 
many  bad  hours.  Sooner  or  later,  we 
get  out  of  the  tunnel — if  our  engine 
doesn't  break  down. 

Emerson,  one  of  the  four  or  five 
greatest  Americans,  said:  "Failure  is 
endeavor  and  endeavor,  persisted  in, 
is  never  failure."  Nobody  who  de- 
serves success  ever  goes  on  failing 
long.  The  blackest  moment  of  my 
life  occurred  'way  back  in  1900.  I'd 
lost  my  job  on  the  Washington  Times, 
and  came  to  New  York  with  high 
hopes,  and  three  dollars  in  money. 
When  that  got  down  to  35  cents,  I 
found  a  job  pushing  a  truck  on  the 
docks.  I  wasn't  used  to  the  work, 
and  ray  hands  blistered  and  bled. 
That  night,  I  walked  to  8th  Avenue 
for  a  cup  of  coffee,  because  coffee 
cost  two  cents  more  on  6th  Avenue. 

On  the  way,  I  passed  a  skylarking 
group  of  colored  boys,  and  one  of 
them  threw  a  water-melon  rind  that 
hit  me  in  the  neck — but  that  wasn't 
where  it  hurt.  Walking  back,  I  met 
Florenz  Ziegfeld's  general  manager, 
and  he  needed  a  press  agent,  so  next 
morning  Ziegfeld  engaged  me  to  go 
with  Anna  Held  at  $50.00  a  week. 
When  I  telephoned  that  to  my  Mother, 
I  cut  it  in  half,  because  I  knew  she'd 
believe  $25.00,  but  I  didn't  think  she'd 
believe  fifty.  "Everything  comes  to 
him  who  waits" — if  he  doesn't  wait 
lying  down! 

The  essentials  of  life  are  a  roof,  a 
fire,  something  to  eat  and  something 
to  wear.  This  is  the  Capital  of  Hap- 
piness— and  all  the  rest  is  a  State  of 
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IS  PART  OF  LOVELINESS 


The  charm  of  attractive  womanhood  is  made  up  of  many  things. 
Above  all,  a  quality  not  to  be  measured  merely  by  birthdays  . . . 
a  quality  of  fresh,  sweetly  fragrant  daintiness,  which  proper  care 
can  assure  at  any  age.  With  more  accuracy  than  romance,  let  us 
call  it  frankly .  .  ."cleanliness".  It  means  even  more  than  bath- 
and-laundry  cleanliness.  It  means  that  unsullied  personal  im- 
maculacy which  is  the  most  compelling  charm  of  a  lovely  young 
girl,  and  of  truly  happy  wives.  For  no  husband  fails  to  notice, 
and  resent,  any  neglect  of  intimate  feminine  cleanliness.  Yet 
too  many  women  never  realize  that  the  freshness,  which  is  so 
natural  in  youth,  requires  constant  care  as  maturity  advances.  A 
cleansing  douche  with  "Lysol"  disinfectant,  in  proper  solution 
of  water,  is  the  frequent  and  regular  feminine  hygiene  habit  of 
fastidious  modern  women.  They  know  that  "Lysol"  in  solution 
cleanses  thoroughly,  deodorizes  —  dependably.  Many  hospitals 
use  "Lysol";  many  doctors  recommend  it  for  feminine  hygiene. 
Complete  directions  are  on  every  bottle  ...  at  any  druggist's. 


You  must  surely  read  these  six  reasons 
why  "Lysol"  is  recommended  for  your 
intimate  hygiene — to  give  you  assur- 
ance of  intimate  cleanliness. 

1 — Non-Caustic  . . .  "Lysol",  in  the  proper 
dilution,  is  gentle.  It  contains  no  harm- 
ful free  caustic  alkali. 
2 — Effectiveness  .  .  "Lysol"  is  a  powerful 
germicide,  active  under  practical  condi- 
tions, effective  in  the  presence  of  organic 
matter  ( such  as  dirt,  mucus,  serum,  etc. ) . 
3— Spreading  .  .  .  "Lysol"  solutions 
spread  because  of  low  surface  tension, 
and  thus  virtually  search  out  germs. 
4 — Economy  .  .  .  "Lysol",  because  it  is 
concentrated,  costs  only  about  one  cent 
an  application  in  the  proper  dilution  for 
feminine  hygiene. 

5 — Odor  .  . .  The  cleanly  odor  of  "Lysol" 
disappears  after  use. 
6— Stability  .  .  .  "Lysol"   keeps    its    full 
strength  no  matter  how  long  it  is  kept, 
no  matter  how  often  it  is  uncorked. 


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cleansing  douche 


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NBC-Blue:  Southernaires 
NBC-Bed:  Malcolm  Claire 

8:15 

NBC-Blue:   Dick  Leibert 
NBC-Bed:    Hi    Boys 

9:00 

CHS:    Roy   Block 
NBC-Blue:   Breakfast  Club 
NBC-Bed:  The  Wise   Man 

9:15 

NBC-Bed:   Sunshine   Express 

9:30 

CBS:    Fiddlers    Fancy 
MBS:   Journal   ot   Living 

9:45 

NBC-Bed:   Landt  Trio 

10:00 
CBS:   Fred  Feibel 
NBC-Blue:   Breen  and   De   Rose 
NBC-Bed:  Amanda  Snow 

10:15 
NBC-Blue:    Viennese    Ensemble 
NBC-Bed:   Charioteers 

10:30 
CBS:    Jewel    Cowboys 
NBC-Blue:  The  Child   Grows   Up 
NBC-Bed:    Manhatters 

II  :00 
CBS:. Symphony   Concert 
NBC-Bed:    Florence    Hale    Forum 

11:15 

NBC-Blue:    Minute    Men 
NBC-Red:     Musical    Tete-a-Tete 

11:30 
NBC-Blue:   Our  Barn 
NBC-Red:    Music    and    Youth 

12:00  Noon 
NBC-Blue:  Call  to  Youth 
NBC-Bed:  Abram  Chasins 

12:30 
CBS:   George   Hall   Orch. 
NBC-Blue:   Farm   and   Home   Hour 
NBC-Red:    Lani    Mclntire   Orch. 

1:00 
NBC -Red:    Emery    Deutsch 

1:30 

CBS:   Buffalo   Presents 
NBC-Blue:    Club    Matinee 

1:55 
NBC-Blue:   Metropolitan   Opera 

2:00 

CBS:    Madison   Ensemble 
NBC-Red:   Jimmy   Dorsey   Orch. 

2:30 

CBS:    Motor    City    Melodies 
NBC-Red:  Your   Host  is  Buffalo 

3:00 

NBC-Red:    Golden    Melodies 

3:30 

NBC-Red:    Bill    Krenz    Orch. 

4:45 

CBS:   Four  Clubmen 

5:00 

CBS:  Story  of  Industry 

5:30 
NBC-Red:  Stamp  Collectors 

5:45 

NBC-Red:  Al  Johns  Orch. 

6:00 

CBS:  Chorus  Quest 

6:05 
NBC-Blue:   Weber's   Orch. 
NBC-Red:   El   Chico   Revue 

6:30 
CBS:   Syncopation    Piece 
NBC:   Press-Radio   News 

6:35 
NBC-Blue:    Harold   Nagel   Orch. 
NBC-Bed:   Sports   Question    Box 

6:45 

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Bee 
NBC-Red:   Alistair  Cooke 

7:45 

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CBS:    Columbia    Workshop 
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8:30 

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NBC-Blue:  Spelling  Bee 
NBC-Bed:    Jack    Haley 

9:00 

CBS:   Professor  Quiz 

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9:30 

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10:00 
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of  the 

Day 


By 

Wendy 
Barrie 


Don't  ever  expect  to  convince  others  of  something  you  don't  believeyourself 


!igh£ights  For  Saturday,  Feb.  26 


ACCORDING  to  the  schedule,  to- 
"^^  night  ought  to  be  your  last  chance 
to  listen  to  Arturo  Toscanini  direct  the 
NBC  Symphony  Orchestra,  but  your 
Almanac  wouldn't  be  so  brash  as  to 
say  that  it  actually  will  be.  .  .  .  There 
have  been  rumors  flying  around  thick 
and  fast  that  the  unpredictable  Mr.  T. 
will  stay  on  for  a  while.  After  all, 
he's  been  having  a  much  better  time 
than  he  expected,  even  going  so  far  as 
to  smile  at  his  audiences  sometimes, 
and  if  NBC  has  the  best  interests  of 
its  listeners  at  heart,  it  won't  kick  up  a 
fuss  if  he  decides  to  stick  around  for 
another  week  or  two.  .  .  .  But  the 
rumors  are  just  rumors,  and  will  prob- 
ably remain  so  until  the  last  minute. 
.    .    .   Novelty-seekers    look   forward  to- 


day to  NBC's  broadcast  from  San- 
tiago, Chile,  at  6:15  P.  M.,  E.S.T. 
Dr.  Roland  Hall  Sharp,  who  does  the 
talking  on  these  special  broadcasts  from 
different  South  American  countries,  is 
a  noted  writer  and  world  traveler.  He 
broadcasts  from  his  stop-overs  on  a 
twenty-thousand  mile  flying  jaunt  from 
Boston  through  the  continent  to  the 
south  cf  us.  Besides  telling  what  he 
sees  on  the  trip,  he  interviews  the 
presidents — and  maybe  the  dictators — 
of  the  South  American  countries  on 
the  air.  .  .  .  CBS  has  a  special  event 
too — Bryan  Field's  description  of  the 
classic  $20,000  Added  Flamingo 
Stakes  (it's  a  horse-race)  from  Hialeah 
Park,  in  Miami,  Florida.  The  time  is 
from    4:15    to   4:45    P.M.,    E.S.T. 


Bryan  Field  describes 
the  Flamingo  Stakes 
race  at  Hialeah  Park 
today  at  6:15  on  CBS. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  March  5 


Ella  Fitzgerald,  blues 
singer,  is  on  the  air 
late  tonight  over  the 
Columbia     network. 


TF  you  go  for  the  smell  of  the  turf 
and  the  thunder  of  pounding  hoofs, 
then  this  is  your  day  to  glue  your  ear 
to  the  loudspeaker — unless,  of  course, 
you're  lucky  enough  to  be  at  a  track 
in  person.  CBS  has  two  horse-races 
of  major  importance  scheduled  for 
broadcast — the  Widener  Cup,  with 
$50,000  added  stakes,  from  4:15  to 
4:45;  and  the  Santa  Anita  Handicap, 
for  a  purse  of  $100,000,  from  7:00  to 
7:30 — both  times  E.S.T.  Joe  Her- 
mandez  and  Harry  Breckner  describe 
the  Santa  Anita  event,  and  Bryan 
Field  takes  care  of  the  Widener  Cup 
in  his  usual  efficient  manner.  Most 
important  of  all.  War  Admiral  is  sched- 
uled to  run  in  the  Widener  Cup  event. 
Bryan     Field,     incidentally,     is     CBS's 


most  expert  judge  of  horseflesh  and 
racing  authority,  and  he  used  to  be 
known  as  Thomas  Bryan  George.  .  .  . 
Chick  Webb  and  Ella  Fitzgerald,  col- 
ored bandleader  and  singer,  are  closing 
their  engagement  at  the  Lavaggis  Res- 
taurant in  Boston  tonight,  and  you'd 
better  listen  in — on  CBS,  late  tonight 
— while  you  can.  For  swingsters,  Chick 
and  Ella  are  musts.  Chick  is  the 
composer  of  many  a  hit  tune — 
"Stompin'  at  the  Savoy"  is  probably 
his  most  famous — and  Ella,  whom  he 
discovered  in  a  Harlem  Amateur  Night 
show,  is  a  blues  singer  who  is  really 
outstanding.  Benny     Goodman,     it's 

said,  would  like  to  have  her  with 
his  band,  but  she's  loyal  to  her  dis- 
coverer. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  March  12 


TWTADISON    SQUARE    GARDEN   in 

New  York  City  is  the  scene  today 
of  the  annual  Knights  of  Columbus 
track  meet.  It  goes  on  all  day — or 
most  of  it,  anyway — and  CBS  is  plan- 
ning to  pick  up  reports  of  the  proceed- 
ings every  now  and  then,  whenever  it 
isn't  too  busy  broadcasting  something 
else.  .  .  .  Has  it  ever  occurred  to  you 
that  if  you  want  to  you  can  listen  to  no 
less  than  six  and  a  quarter  hours  of 
classical  music  on  a  Saturday  like  to- 
day? An  hour  from  11:00  A.M.  to 
noon,  when  the  New  York  Philhar- 
monic gives  its  children's  concert  over 
CBS.  .  .  .  Three  hours  from  2:00  to 
5:00,  when  the  Metropolitan  Opera 
Company  broadcasts  over  NBC-Blue. 
.    .    .    Three-quarters    of    an   hour    from 


9:15  to  10:00,  while  the  Chicago 
Symphony  Orchestra  plays  over  Mu- 
tual. .  .  .  And  an  hour  and  a  half  from 
10:00  to  11:30  (or  later),  when  you 
hear  the  NBC  Orchestra  over  both  NBC 
networks.  .  .  .  You  probably  take  this 
rich  store  of  music  very  indifferently, 
without  stopping  to  think  that  your 
great-grandparents  would  have  traveled 
miles  to  listen  to  music  that  wasn't 
one-tenth  as  good.  .  .  .  Alistair  Cooke, 
who  does  a  fifteen-minute  broadcast 
tonight  at  7:30  on  NBC-Red,  com- 
menting on  things  that  interest  him, 
is  a  graduate  of  England's  Cambridge 
University.  His  broadcast  movie  criti- 
cisms have  a  way  of  being  so  sharp  that 
the  film  companies  are  up  in  arms 
about  him. 


Alistair  Cooke,  Eng- 
lish by  birth  and  Am- 
erican by  adoption, 
is    on     NBC    at    7:30. 


Highlights  For  Saturday,  March  19 


Father  Arthur  Hutchi- 
son t  ak  es  part  in 
today's  strangest  and 
weirdest      broadcast. 


AS  a  rule  your  Almanac  is  pretty 
cautious  and  doesn't  announce  a 
broadcast  or  guest  stars  for  a  certain 
date  until  practically  everybody  con- 
cerned has  solemnly  sworn  that  the 
broadcast  or  the  guests  will  go  on  the 
air  as  promised.  But  here's  one  case 
in  which  we're  throwing  caution  to  the 
winds,  and  telling  you  that  today 
NBC  is  to  broadcast  the  arrival  of  the 
famous  mystery  swallows  at  the  San 
Juan  Capistrano  Mission  in  California. 
Nobody  has  promised  us  that  the  swal- 
lows will  be  there — but  they  haven't 
missed  in  seventy  years,  and  that's 
good  enough  for  your  Almanac.  As 
regularly  as  clockwork,  for  that  length 
of  time,  the  swallows  have  flown  to 
San    Juan    Capistrano    from   the    tropic 


islands  they  use  for  winter  refuge, 
always  coming  on  St.  Joseph's  Day 
(which  is  March  19)  and  leaving  again 
on  St.  John's  Day  (October  23).  No- 
body knows  what  calendar  the  swallows 
use,  but  even  Leap  Year  doesn't  fool 
them.  .  .  .  NBC,  also  trusting  :n  vhe 
swallows'  good  faith,  has  a  microphone 
all  set  up  ready  to  bring  you  a  first- 
hand report  of  Moving  Day  Among 
Our  Feathered  Friends.  .  .  .  The  Day 
of  the  Swallows  attracts  many  tourists 
to  the  mission — many  of  whom  pick 
that  day  to  ask  Father  Arthur  Hutch- 
inson to  perform  wedding  ceremonies 
for  them.  .  .  .  Today's  is  the  last 
regular  broadcast  of  the  Metropolitan 
Opera's  winter  season,  although  there 
may  be  a  short  spring  season. 


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(Continued  from  page  51) 
Mind.  I  know  a  family  in  New  Jer- 
sey who  bundle  up  every  Sunday  and 
go  trudging  into  the  hills,  carrying 
a  tiny  portable  stove,  and  supplies 
enough  to  make  camp  four  or  five 
miles  from  home.  And  I  know  an- 
other family,  up  to  their  ears  in  debt, 
who  just  bought  a  new  car  that'll  go 
90  miles  an  hour.  They  don't  go  any- 
where in  particular,  because  they've 
nowhere  in  particular  to  go,  but  they 
climb  into  the  buggy  Sundays,  and 
drive  100  miles  or  so,  and  come  back, 
without  having  seen  anything  on  the 
way  but  the  hot-dog-stand  where 
they  stopped  for  refreshments  they 
didn't  want. 

I  don't  feel  sorry  for  people  who 
have  little,  but  only  for  people  who 
are  miserable  because  they  want 
much — People  whose  lives  are  so 
empty  that  they  have  to  be  filled  up 
with  grim-cracks.  Toys  for  children! 
We  all  go  through  that.  Years  ago, 
I  saw  a  silver-and-brass  narghile  in 
Cairo  that  I  couldn't  be  happy  with- 
out. Do  you  know  what  a  narghile 
is?  It's  a  bubble-bubble — a  tobacco 
pipe  that  sits  on  a  bottle  of  water 
attached   to   20   feet   of  garden   hose. 

MY  wife  bought  this  one  for  me, 
and  the  dealer  packed  it  in  ex- 
celsior. We  were  so  long  unpacking  it 
at  Trieste  that  we  lost  the  train  for 
Venice,  and,  after  we'd  put  the  pipe 
in  my  trunk,  we  passed  all  our  fron- 
tiers at  night,  and  I  had  to  get  up, 
and  dress,  and  seek  out  whiskered 
officials  to  explain,  in  languages  I 
couldn't  speak,  that  the  darned  thing 
wasn't  a  weapon,  or  a  container  for 
opium.  By  the  time  we  reached 
Paris,  I'd  have  given  twice  the  price 
of  the  narghile  to  be  rid  of  it.  I 
walked  up  and  down  the  streets,  ask- 
ing utter  strangers  if  they'd  like  a 
narghile,  and  they  threatened  to  have 
me  arrested.  When  we  got  the  con- 
traption home,  a  maid  fell  over  the 
hose  and  broke  her  ankle,  and  now 
the  narghile's  in  my  attic,  and  I  hope 
I  never  see  it  again! 

The  happiness  of  not  having  too 
little  comes  of  not  having  too  little 
in  your  stomach,  your  mind  and  your 
heart.  You  can  see  that  kind  of  hap- 
piness any  evening  along  any  quiet 
street.  Little  houses  with  warmly- 
lighted  front-rooms — papa  reading  at 
the  table,  mama  doing  her  darning, 
and  Junior  sprawled  on  the  floor  with 
that  three  dollar  electric  train.  There 
are  millions  of  those  homes  in  Amer- 
ica, and  more  happiness  in  them  than 
in  all  the  night-clubs  and  onyx  swim- 
ming pools  between  Harlem  and  Hol- 
lywood! 

Besides  having  neither  too  much 
nor  too  little,  what  are  the  other 
guide  posts  to  happy  life?  Next 
month,  in  Radio  Mirror,  Channing 
Pollock,  famous  author  and  play- 
wright, brings  you  another  article 
with  more  inspiration  and  comfort. 


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FIGHT  JAPAN  NOW! 


By  Upton  Close — a  shocking 
broadcast  every  thinking 
person  should  read  now! 


Broadcasting  on  the  weekly 
Town  Hall  Meeting  of  the  Air, 
over  the  Blue  network  of  NBC, 
on  the  evening  of  December  30th, 
in  a  debate  with  Charles  C. 
Batchelder  as  part  of  a  symposium 
on  "What  Would  Japanese  Victory 
in  China  Mean  to  America,"  Up- 
ton Close  made  the  hard  hitting, 
frankly  realistic  speech  printed 
here. 

It  is  with  the  permission  of 
the  Bulletin  of  America's  Town 
Meeting  of  the  Air,  published  by 
Columbia  University  Press  for 
the  Town  Hall,  Inc.,  that  Radio 
Mirror  reprints  in  condensed  form 
one  of  the  most  thought  provoking 
speeches  of  this  winter's  radio 
season. 

YOU  see  a  million  Japanese  sol- 
diers using  the  most  ruthless 
tactics  of  war,  building  empire 
by  the  sword  faster  than  ever  it  has 
been  built  before.  You  see  one  of 
the  most  promising  movements  of  na- 
tional rebirth  in  an  ancient  land 
crushed;  its  schools,  hospitals,  gov- 
ernment and  civic  centers,  and  great- 
est cities  in  ruins;  its  earnest  young 
leaders  scattered  and  embittered,  its 
crops  destroyed  or  seized,  work  ani- 
mals seized,  and  by  reasonable  esti- 
mates twenty  million  of  its  peasantry 
and  townsmen  condemned  to  the  hor- 
rible death  of  starvation  before  sum- 
mer. You  see  a  war  machine  equipped 
with  a  hair-trigger  self-starter  but 
no  brakes  running  down  Britons, 
Americans  and  other  neutrals  in  its 
way. 

For  years  now,  some  of  us  have 
been  pointing  out  that  Japan's  mind 
and  ambitions  were  driving  her  into 
fundamental  clash  with  our  world — 
not  merely  or  even  primarily  forcible 
clash,  but  primarily  clash  of  ideals, 
deep  clash  of  opinion  as  to  which 
methods  are  permissible  in  this  mod- 
ern world  and  which  are  to  be  out- 
lawed. Here  it  is  now — your  busi- 
ness; and  you  want  to  know  its 
fundamentals  and  what  from  the 
purely  practical  standpoint  we  had 
better  do  about  it  to  save  ourselves, 
our  economy,  and  the  ideals  and 
modes  of  life  without  which  life  itself 
would  be  unlivable  to  us. 

There  is  one  consideration  that  we 
have  not  faced.  It  is  high  time  to  face 
it  now.  This:  forces  attacking  what 
we     consider     fundamental     decency 


have  not  been  fulfilling  our  dear  wish, 
our  wishful  belief,  that  they  will 
hang  themselves  with  their  own 
rope.  Instead  they  have  proceeded 
unhindered  to  hog-tie  us  with  the 
rope  so  generously  issued  them. 
Britain  is  already  hog-tied.  France  is 
hobbled.  We,  the  United  States  of 
America,  remain  the  only  nation  left 
that  can  act  without  drawing  a  noose 
tighter  about  it.  We  are  the  only 
democratic  nation  left  that  can  pos- 
sibly take  leadership  in  action.  Eng- 
land and  France  have  been  beaten  to 
the  draw,  are  looking  down  gun  bar- 
rels. 

And  maybe  we  had  better  take 
warning  from  them.  We  are  the  only 
liberal,  modern-minded  nation  left 
with  freedom  of  action.  How  long  will 
that  last?  It  will  be  lost  when  Japan 
succeeds  in  Asia,  if  she  does;  when 
Japan  pushes  Chinese  forces  out  of 
the  rail-and-industrial  area  of  China; 
when  the  surviving  populace  must 
starve  or  submit,  and  spirit-crushed 
leaders  cooperate  or  die;  when  Japan 
gives  her  helots  a  doctrine  of  re- 
sentment against  the  white  race,  to 
salve  their  ego  for  resentments  they 
dare  not  express.  It  will  be  lost  when 
Nippon  has  succeeded  in  yoking 
boundless  Asiatic  and  island  resources 
to  "unspoiled"  oriental  labor  under 
the  cracking  whip  of  industrialism 
dedicated  not  to  improvement  of  the 
laborer  but  to  theocratic  imperial 
glory;  lost  when  the  United  States  is 
pushed  by  underselling  into  eco- 
nomic hermitage — save  for  specialties, 
which  will  have  to  be  carried  in 
Japanese  ships  and  sold  through 
Japanese  brokers,  because  of  inabil- 
ity of  American  industry,  labor,  and 
ships  to  compete. 

There  is  no  future  for  American 
trade  in  Japan's  success.  In  five  years 
she  will  have  her  raw  cotton  from  the 
niains  of  North  China,  in  exchange  for 
Manchurian  grain,  and  she  will  under- 
sell every  competitor  in  the  finished 
product.  It  will  be  similar  with  wool, 
machinery,  everything. 

OUR  freedom  of  action  will  be  ham- 
pered from  within  when  a  flood  of 
expert  Japanese  propaganda  now  in 
preparation  bursts  upon  us  through 
publications  that  can  be  bought  by 
advertising,  and  through  other  more 
elegant  and  subtle  means.  Our  free- 
dom of  action  will  be  hamstrung  when 
American,  British,  and  French  money 
seeking     profitable      investment,     as 


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money  must,  and  finding  no  outlet  in 
Western  industry,  begins  to  flow  over 
to  the  enemy  side  in  the  coming 
battle  of  the  standards  of  living.  For 
Western  industry  will  be  beaten  down 
by  the  competition  of  a  totalitarian 
system  that  seizes  its  raw  materials 
by  force,  keeps  its  cheap  labor  "un- 
spoiled" and  respects  no  patents  or 
copyrights.  That  battle  must  concern 
us  more  than  military  or  naval  war; 
it  is  the  ultimate  struggle  between  our 
systems.  Then,  of  course,  anger  will 
break  out,  and  blind  rage  will  rule 
the  day,  and  we  shall  experience  the 
logical  end  of  our  laissez-faire. 

Pin-pricks  like  the  sinking  of  the 
Panay  or  the  closing  of  the  Open  Door 
to  American  trade  and  philanthropy 
should  not  blind  us  to  the  sword 
hanging  over  our  ideals,  our  economy. 
Yet  these  pin-pricks  should  awaken 
us. 

The  Panay  apology  leaves  us  in  the 
zone  of  Japanese  military  activity 
waiting  for  the  next  incident.  It  may 
be  sensational,  like  interference  with 
American  liberty  of  action  and  policy 
in  regions  we  will  not  admit  have 
passed  to  Japan.  Japan's  hope  of 
avoiding  clash  with  us  rests,  upon 
her  side,  solely  upon  the  possibility 
of  our  getting  out  of  China — lock, 
stock,  and  cash  register.  Japan  votes 
whole-heartedly  for  Hamilton  Fish 
withdrawal,  for  Smedley  Butler  isola- 
tion, for  Ludlow  referendum. 

I  HAVE  no  time  to  deal  with  these 
■  proposals,  but  they  are  the  same 
sort  of  cure  as  hitting  oneself  on  the 
head  to  stop  a  headache.  Examine 
them.  They  hold  promise  of  disrupting 
our  economy,  compelling  the  replant- 
ing of  the  South,  or  driving  us,  too,  to- 


ward totalitarianism  and  gangster- 
ism; but  they  hold  no  promise  of 
peace.  Our  President  has  chosen 
against  isolationism.  He  requests 
more  armed  force.  Our  people  are  not 
likely  to  repudiate  him.  We  are  not  a 
martyr  nation.  We  are  not  even  a 
modest  and  retiring  nation.  While 
other  peoples  are  asserting  the  right 
to  conquest  by  undeclared  wars,  we 
are  not  likely  to  give  up  the  right  to 
peaceful  residence  and  friendly  trade. 
And  the  forces  of  decency  in  the 
world  would  merely  be  weakened  if 
we  did. 

But  we  are  a  nation  that  "let's-'er- 
slide" — up  to  a  point — and  then  gets 
mad.  As  we  did  in  1916".  Then  when 
our  "mad"  passed  we  "let-'er-slide" 
again.  That  should  be  the  horrible 
example  to  us  now  of  the  wrong  way. 
This  time  if  we  go  out  to  save  the 
world  for  international  decency  we 
should  not  abandon  the  maiden  to 
the  traders  in  flesh  so  soon  as  we  have 
rescued  her  from  the  mailed  fist.  We 
should  see  it  through  or  not  act  at 
all.  But  if  you  see  as  I  do  that  letting 
things  slide,  letting  the  gangster 
nations  count  on  American  reticence, 
count  on  American-British  inability  to 
stand  together — if  you  see  as  I  do  that 
this  will  only  result  in  our  getting 
mad  and  acting  in  anger  later  on,  you 
will  agree  with  me  that  it  is  better 
to  take  our  stand  now,  coolly  and  in- 
telligently, welcoming  whatever  risk 
is  involved.  We  could  stop  selling 
Japan  munitions  and  airplanes — right 
now.  We  could  stop  being  brokers  of 
her  international  credit.  We  could — 
with  Britain,  France  and  Russia — 
quarantine  her  great  merchant  marine 
without  major  war  operations  or  risk 
of  serious  attack.     There  is  no  ideal 


action:  particularly  if  ideal  action 
means,  as  I'm  afraid  it  so  often  does 
to  Americans,  running  no  risk — hav- 
ing our  cake  and  eating  it  too. 

THERE  is  risk  that  in  going  out  to 
save  what  we  believe  in  we  will  lose 
our  own  souls — that  war  would  ensue 
and  beget  militarism  and  tyranny  here 
at  home.  But  there  is  a  greater  risk, 
is  there  not,  that  not  lifting  our  hand 
will  destroy  our  sensibilities  and  our 
souls?  We  soon  cease  to  believe  in 
what  we  run  no  risk  to  protect. 

My  Chinese  friends  tell  me  that 
Japan  will  succeed — with  China's 
customs,  railroads,  mines,  cotton,  land, 
in  her  hands — unless  the  desperate 
policy  of  destroying  everything  while 
retreating  breaks  Japan  economically, 
and  the  desperate  instillation  of  com- 
munism gives  the  conquered  popula- 
tion spiritual  incitation  enough  to 
resist. 

Salvation  for  us  at  the  expense  of 
a  materially  destroyed,  communistic 
China  would  likely  prove  a  tricky  sal- 
vation. Japan's  victory  in  China  and 
Japan  would  mean  to  us  economic 
quarantine,  a  world  at  the  mercy  of 
those  who  believe  that  might  makes 
right,  that  contracts  are  to  be  kept 
while  they  are  useful,  that  truth  is 
whatever  serves  the  purpose.  It  would 
mean  irritations,  anger,  finally  full- 
fledged  war  across  the  Pacific.  I  am 
forced  to  conclude  that  evil,  let  alone, 
does  not  destroy  itself,  but  compounds 
itself.  I  am  forced  to  recognize  that 
causes,  constructive  or  destructive, 
succeed  in  this  world  which  are  placed 
by  their  backers  above  property  or 
even  life.  In  humbleness  and  not 
without  reluctance,  but  frankly,  I  offer 
these  considerations  for  your  thought. 


)8^^ 


ALIKE  AS  TWO  PEAS 

BUT  ITS  A  CINCH  TO  TELL  THEM  APART! 


3   YES,  MARY  AND  MARGIE  LOOK    | 
I  EXACTLY  ALIKE-BUT  IT'S  EASY  TO  I 
TELLTHEM  APART  THESE  DAYS!  f 


NOW  WHAT 
DO  YOU 
SUPPOSE 

BOB  MEANT 
BY  THAT, 
MARGIE? 


COLGATE  DENTAL  CREAM 
COMBATS   BAD  BREATH 

7^ 


hi 

"Colgate's  special 

penetrating  foam  gets 
into  every  tiny  hidden 
crevice  between  your 
teeth . . .  emulsifies  and 
washes  away  the  de- 
;  caying  food  deposits 
that  cause  most  bad  breath,  dull, 
dingy  teeth,  and  much  tooth  de- 
cay. At  the  same  time,  Colgate's 
soft,  safe  polishing  agent  cleans 
and  brightens  the  enamel- 
makes  your  teeth  sparkle — gives 
new  brilliance  to  your  smile!" 


LATER  —  THANKS  TO  COLGATE'S 


I  NOBODY  IN  THE  WORLD'S  AS~ 
I  SWEET  AS  YOU  ARE,  MARGIE! 


I    THANKS,  BOB,  BUT  I'M 
NOT  MARGIE-I'M  MARY! 


FORGIVE  ME,  MARY, 
BUT  I  THINK  I  KNOW. 
LAST  NIGHT  I  HEARD 
HIM  SAY  YOU  OUGHT 

TO  SEE  A  DENTIST 
ABOUT  YOUR  BREATH 


MARY,  TESTS  INDICATE  THAT 

76%  OF  ALL  PEOPLE  OVER  THE 

A6E  OF  17  HAVE  BAD  BREATH. 

TESTS  ALSO  SHOW  THAT  MOST 

BAD  BREATH  COMES  FROM 

IMPROPERLY  CLEANED  TEETH. 

I  ADVISE  COLGATE  DENTAL  CREAM 

BECAUSE... 


NOW-NO  BAD  BREATH  BEHIND 
MARY'S  SPARKLING  SMILE! 


...AND  NO 
TOOTHPASTE 
EVER  MADE 
MY  TEETH  AS 
BRIGHT  AND 
CLEAN  AS 
COLGATE'S! 


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Always  worth  stopping  for 


CHEW  WITH   A   PURPOSE" 

The  use  of  chewing  gum  gives  your  mouth,  teeth  and 
gums  beneficial  exercise.  Beech-Nut  Oralgene  is  specially 
made  for  this  purpose.  It's  firmer,  "chewier "...helps  keep 
teeth  clean  and  fresh  looking. 


One  Smart  Girl 

(Continued  from  page  31) 

real  beauty,  and  like  stories  about 
charming  human  beings,  this  is  for 
you. 

Though  she  is  receiving  her  first 
magazine  write-up  here  and  now, 
Nan  Grey  is  someone  you're  going  to 
remember  because  before  the  year's 
end  she  will  have  crept  into  your 
heart  to  stay — from  being  a  radio  un- 
known she'll  have  completed  the 
jump  to  stardom. 

And  you'll  remember  her  too,  be- 
cause young  as  she  is,  she  has  one  of 
the  most  interesting  and  unique  per- 
sonalities in  Hollywood,  a  town — as 
somebody  must  have  noticed  before 
now — where  interesting  personalities 
are  as  easy  to  find  as  filling  stations 
and  tourists. 

I've  known  Nan  personally  ever 
since  shortly  after  she  came  to  Holly- 
wood, four  years  ago.  I've  watched 
her  go  from  bit  parts  in  her  early 
pictures  to  the  juicy  role  of  one-third 
of  the  title  in  "Three  Smart  Girls" 
with  Deanna  Durbin — followed  by 
parts  in  "Let  Them  Live,"  "The  Man 
in  Blue,"  "Some  Blondes  Are  Danger- 
ous," and  "The  Black  Doll."  I've  seen 
her  bubble  with  delight  over  her  new 
radio  job.  And  I'm  convinced  there's 
nobody  quite  like  her  in  Hollywood. 

IT'S  not  just  that  she  was  chosen 
'  from  thirty  other  young  actresses, 
all  of  them  far  more  experienced  in 
the  ways  of  the  microphone  than  she, 
to  play  Kathy  in  the  new  Tuesday 
night  drama  on  NBC,  sponsored  by 
Ponds.  It's  not  simply  because  she's 
beautiful — although  sheundoubtedly  is. 

I'm  convinced  she's  got  what  it 
takes  to  go  places  because,  for  one 
thing,  when  I  asked  her  which  she'd 
rather  be,  a  glamorous  movie  queen 
or  a  typical  American  girl,  she  lost 
no  time  in  answering  emphatically: 

"Glamour  is  something  artificial  and 
assumed." 

A  wise  answer.  Doubly  wise  in 
Hollywood,  and  triply  wise  after  four 
years  of  movie-making. 

Nan  often  gives  you  such  evidences 
of  her  maturity — and  when  I  say 
maturity  I  don't  mean  sophistication, 
which  is  a  very  different  thing,  and 
common  enough.  I  like  to  think  that 
it's  this  same  maturity — this  same 
level-headedness — that  has  already 
made  her  what  she  wants  to  be,  a 
typical  American  girl. 

It  was  in  evidence  even  four  years 
ago,  when  she  first  came  to  Holly- 
wood. She  didn't  have  the  least  inten- 
tion of  going  into  the  movies.  Her 
name  wasn't  Nan  Grey,  it  was  Eschol 
Miller;  she'd  never  been  out  of  Hous- 
ton, Texas,  before  in  all  her  life;  and 
she  was  visiting  Hollywood  on  a  vaca- 
tion trip  with  her  mother. 

Naturally,  faced  with  the  one  girl 
in  America  who  didn't  even  have  a 
sneaking  notion  that  it  would  be  fun 
to  work  in  front  of  a  camera,  the  fates 
picked  on  Nan  to  catapult  into  a 
movie  career. 

Mrs.  Miller  was  a  retired  stock 
company  actress  and  she  had  several 
old  friends  who  had  progressed  with 
the  years  to  positions  in  the  Holly- 
wood world — talent  agents,  assistant 
producers,  character  actors,  and  so 
on.  Mrs.  Miller  wanted  to  visit  them 
all  while  she  was  in  Hollywood,  and 
she  did,  taking  her  daughter  along 
with  her.  One  of  them  offered  to 
get  passes  for  the  Millers  to  visit  a 


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movie  set.  And  the  final  link  in  this 
chain  of  incidents  and  co-incidents 
was  that  on  the  set  they  visited  there 
was  a  director  who  saw  Nan's  blonde 
beauty  and  offered  her  a  bit  part  in 
his  next  Warner  Brothers  film. 

Nan  turned  the  offer  down. 

What  happened  next  shows  you  how 
persistent  the  fates  can  be  when  once 
they  get  their  teeth  into  a  likely  pros- 
pect. The  director's  interest  in  her 
brought  her  to  the  attention  of  talent 
scouts  who  arranged  a  screen  test  for 
her — a  test  which  resulted  in  a  part 
with  Ricardo  Cortez  in  "Fire  Bird." 
Later  she  played  the  ingenue  lead  in 
"Babette"  and  the  leading  feminine 
role  in  a  Tom  Brown  picture,  "Mary 
Jane's  Pa." 

Not  so  bad  for  a  girl  who  didn't 
want  to  go  into  the  movies.  Now  that 
she's  been  working  in  them  for  four 
years,  Nan  is  ready  to  admit  that  she 
really  enjoys  them.  "At  first  I  thought 
they  were  silly,  and  that  most  ac- 
tresses just  wanted  to  be  show-offs. 
But  now — "  says  Nan  from  the  ad- 
vanced age  of  seventeen-minus — "I 
know  better.  I  can't  imagine  myself 
doing  anything  else  except  pictures 
and  radio." 

NAN'S  radio  career  began  a  few  days 
before  1937  slithered  into  1938. 
Coming  home  late  at  night  from  din- 
ner out  and  a  busy  evening  of  Christ- 
mas shopping,  she  found  a  message 
from  her  business  agent  telling  her  to 
hurry  over  to  the  Hollywood  NBC 
studios  for  an  audition.  Her  radio  ex- 
perience was  limited  to  one  appear- 
ance with  Bing  Crosby  and  Joan 
Blondell  on  the  Lux  Theater;  and  it 
was  then  almost  midnight.  But  queer 
things  happen  in  Hollywood,  and  Nan 
had  been  around  long  enough  to  know 
that  the  queerer  they  are,  the  more 
important.  So  she  dashed  for  the  door. 

At  the  radio  studio  they  told  her 
that  twenty-four  experienced  radio 
aetresses  had  already  had  their  audi- 
tions, with  six  more  to  come  before  it 
was  her  turn.  It  looked  very  much  as 
if  her  business  agent  had  sent  her  out 
on  a  wild-goose  chase.  What  would 
they  want  with  a  little  novice  when 
they  had  thirty  girls  on  tap  who  knew 
their  microphones  backwards  and 
forwards? 

All  the  same,  she  went  through 
with  the  audition,  a  little  nervously. 
They  thanked  her  politely,  and  said 
they'd  let  her  know.  They  didn't, 
though,  not  for  more  than  a  week, 
and  being  a  sensible  girl,  Nan  decided 
to  forget  the  whole  affair. 

Then,  on  Christmas  Eve,  she  was 
called  into  the  legal  department  of 
Universal  Pictures,  which  has  her 
under  contract,  and  told  that  she'd 
been  selected  to  play  the  leading  role 
of  Kathy  in  Those  We  Love.  Also, 
that  starting  right  away  her  salary 
would  be  doubled.  Since  Nan  is  still 
too  young  to  sign  contracts  legally,  the 
studio  acts  as  her  agent  in  business 
matters. 

Quite  a  Christmas  present — par- 
ticularly since  at  her  first  sight  of  the 
Those  We  Love  script  Nan  fell  in  love 
with  the  part  of  Kathy. 

"I've  never  felt  the  same  about  any 
character  I've  played  in  pictures," 
she  told  an  old  friend  who  is  more  a 
father  confessor  to  her  than  anything 
else.  "Not  even  in  'Three  Smart 
Girls.'  When  I  got  that  first  script — " 
Agnes  Ridgway,  the  author  of  Those 
We  Love,  had  written  a  "Good  luck" 
note  for  her  on  the  first  page — "I  felt 
as  if  I  saw  life  exactly  the  way  Kathy 


"FERRETS   OF   FRESHNESS"...  Paramount's  talent  scouts,   Boris  Kaplan   and   Edward  Blatt 


They  spend  Fortunes 
to  find 

FRESH  FACES 


O.G.spends  Fortunes  to  give  you 

FRESH  &GARE7TES 


FRESHNESS!  It's  the  very  life  of 
Hollywood!  Money's  no  object  in 
the  hunt  for  fresh  plays  and  players. 
When  a  star  goes  stale,  his  light  goes  out! 

But  when  a  cigarette  goes  stale,  it 
should  never  be  lit  at  all!  For  every  drag 
you  take  on  a  stale  cigarette  is  a  drag 
on  you.  Freshness  is  the  life  of  cigarette 
quality,  too.  Old  Gold  spends  a  fortune 
annually  to  put  an  extra  jacket  of  Cello- 


phane on  its  every  package.  You  pay 
nothing  extra  for  it .  .  .  but  it  brings  you 
a  world  of  extra  enjoyment.  The  full 
rich  flavor  of  fresh-cut,  long -aged  to- 
baccos; prize  crop  tobaccos  at  their  best. 

Buy  your  Old  Golds  where  you  will 
...  in  damp  climates  or  dry.  They're  as 
good  where  they're  sold  as  where  they're 
made  .  .  .  and  that's  as  good  as  a  ciga- 
rette can  be  made! 


Copyright.  193S.  by 
P.  Lorillard  Co..  Inc. 


Outer  Cellophane  Jacket 

Opens   from  the  Bottom 

Sealing  the  Top 


The  Inner  Jacket  Opens 

at  the  Top 

Sealing  the  Bottom 


TUNE  IN  on  Old  Gold's  Hollywood  Screenscoops,  every  Tues.  and  Thurs.  night,  Columbia  Network,  Coast-to-Coast 

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THE    WORLD'S    LARGEST    SELLING    EYE    BEAUTY    AIDS 


sees  it.  I  could  sympathize  with  her 
and  understand  her  as  if  she  were  my 
real  blood  sister.  It's  a  funny 
thing  ..." 

I  think  she's  wrong  there.  It  isn't 
funny.  It  isn't  even  peculiar.  You'd 
expect  a  girl  like  Nan  Grey  to  feel  an 
immediate  sympathy  with  a  girl  like 
Kathy. 

It  would  be  different  if  Nan's  daily 
life  were  that  of  a  movie  star,  which 
it  isn't.  It's  pretty  much  like  any 
girl's  life,  in  its  essentials. 

To  begin  with,  she  doesn't  go  out 
at  night  very  often — not  as  often, 
probably,  as  the  seventeen-year-old 
girls  in  your  own  home  town.  Lately, 
she's  gone  to  dancing  parties  and  to 
banquets  with  athletic  Wayne  Morris 
of  the  Warner  Brothers  lot,  but  she 
has  no  "steady  boy  friend." 

Movie  and  radio  star  or  not,  she 
still  attends  classes  at  Universal's 
"little  red  schoolhouse,"  with  Mrs. 
Mary  West  as  her  tutor  and  Deanna 
Durbin  as  her  classmate.  When 
Deanna  is  making  a  picture,  classes 
are  held  in  her  dressing  room.  When 
Nan  is  at  work,  Deanna  goes  to  school 
in  Nan's  dressing  room.  When  both 
are  working  on  separate  pictures, 
Mrs.  West  holds  morning  classes  for 
one,  afternoon  classes  for  the  other. 

CHE  plays  golf  and  tennis  occasion- 
^  ally,  does  a  few  calisthenics,  but 
would  rather  walk  than  take  any 
other  exercise.  She  likes  candy,  but 
eats  it  only  occasionally;  and  if  she 
could — but  she  seldom  can — she'd  take 
a  nap  every  afternoon.  She  also  likes 
to  drink  milk  and  to  drive  her 
new  Buick.  She  reads  a  good  many 
magazines  and  an  average  of  two 
books  a  month,  and  she  sees  a  few 
movies — usually  from  four  to  six  of 
them  a  month,  making  it  necessary  to 
do  some  picking  and  choosing. 

Once  in  a  while  the  real  girl  in  her 
rebels  against  the  studio  routine  and 
she  goes  to  the  beach,  where  she 
spends  a  whole  day  riding  the  roller 
coaster,  trying  her  skill  in  a  shooting 
gallery,  and  screaming  in  the  chute- 
the-chutes. 

She  has  no  desire,  ever,  as  I  told 
you  before,  to  be  described  as  "glam- 
orous." But  there  was  one  recent 
honor  that  did  delight  her  more  than 
she'd  ever  let  you  know — and  because 
it  did,  I  think  it  tells  you  more  about 
her  than  any  further  description  of 
mine  could. 

It  was  Governor  Allred's  selection 
of  her  to  be  one  of  the  twelve  "sweet- 
hearts of  Texas"  during  the  recent 
Dallas  exposition.  Hollywood  is  all 
very  well.  But  Texas,  you  see — that's 
home. 


A  Colossal  Laugh  Scoop! 

Next  month  Radio  Mirror  scores 
again  with  a  FRED  ALLEN  Readio- 
broadcast.  The  master  comedian 
of  radio,  movies  and  stage  fur- 
nishes the  May  issue  with  the 
cream  of  his  sparkling  gags.  Jack 
Benny's  feud,  Town  Hall  News,  a 
Mighty  Allen  Art  drama.  In  the 
May  issue. 


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Cry  Before  Night 

(Continued  from  page  27) 

and  every  actor  within  earshot  came 
tearing  in  to  make  faces,  stand  on  his 
head,  sing  lullabies  to  Martha,  to  keep 
her  quiet  until  her  mother  returned. 

They  dare  not  let  her  cry,  they 
argued.  The  manager  would  oust  the 
whole  family  if  the  baby  made  a  fuss. 
So  Martha  watched  for  her  openings, 
and  cried  just  enough  to  get  every- 
thing she  wanted. 

There  are  just  so  many  childish 
pleasures  a  backstage  baby  can  enjoy. 
She  can't  go  rollerskating,  or  play 
fireman  or  jump  rope;  children  must 
be  quiet  while  the  show  is  on.  But 
she  can  have  toys:  so  Martha  had 
hundreds  of  them,  the  most  expensive 
ones — and  collected  a  new  one  every - 
time  her  path  crossed  that  of  another 
trouper.  She  can't  have  a  dog,  or  a 
pony,  so  there's  no  use  for  cowboy 
suits;  but  she  can  have  pretty  little 
dresses,  and  coats  with  real  fur.  And 
Martha  was  dressed  like  the  little 
rich  girl  in  the  story  books,  in  red 
velvet  coat,  with  fur  cap  and  mit- 
tens, and  red  boots,  with  fur  around 
the  top. 

WHAT  better  game  for  a  backstage 
baby  than  dressing  up?  When  in- 
terest in  her  own  wardrobe  dulled, 
little  Martha  would  amuse  herself  by 
experimenting  with  her  mother's. 
Long  dresses  and  high-heeled  slippers 
opened  the  doors  to  a  wonderful 
world  of  make-believe  in  which  the 
drab  confinement  of  dressing  room 
life  was  quickly  forgotten. 

It  was  an  upside-down  childhood. 
With  her  parents,  Martha  usually 
slept  until  nearly  noon.  She  had  her 
breakfast  when  most  children  were 
eating  a  hearty  lunch  after  hours  of 
play.  Her  supper  was  at  eleven 
o'clock,  in  a  hotel  bedroom,  where 
Martha  soon  learned  to  be  very  quiet 
because  other  people  were  asleep.  It 
wasn't  that  she  didn't  have  enough 
to  eat,  or  enough  sleep.  She  was  a 
healthy,  normal  child.  But  she  was 
very  lonely. 

The  only  time  she  ever  saw  other 
children  was  on  an  occasional  Satur- 
day, when  the  towns  kids  would  slip 
into  the  alley-way  backstage  to  see 
what  show  people  looked  like  close- 
up,  and  then  would  linger  awhile  to 
share  their  jumping  ropes  and  jacks 
with  the  show  people's  little  girl. 

Even  those  stolen  Saturday  play 
hours  soon  were  lost,  for  when  she 
was  three  and  a  half  years  old  Mar- 
tha joined  Peg  and  Pete  in  the  act. 
A  baby  was  expensive,  when  you 
were  traveling  constantly.  Putting 
Martha  on  the  stage  for  a  few  mo- 
ments at  each  show  boosted  Reed  and 
Hooper's  popularity,  and  their  pay 
checks.  Soon,  with  Martha  singing 
"Jada"  in  front  of  the  footlights  four 
times  a  day,  the  act  gained  enough 
renown  to  move  from  the  split-week 
to  the  full-week  booking  bracket,  and 
life  was  a  lot  easier  for  the  Reeds. 

There  were  better  hotel  rooms, 
better  meals,  and  real  ermine  on 
Martha's  next  red  velvet  coat.  But 
there  were  still  no  friends  of  her  own 
years  for  the  eager  little  girl  back- 
stage. 

Martha  never  left  the  stage  after 
that.  She  was  a  veteran  trouper  at 
six,  when  most  children  are  first  en- 
rolling for  school.  Martha's  schooling 
came  in  fat  envelopes  every  Monday 
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Richard  Arlen, 
now  appearing  in 
Columbia's  "No 
Time    to  Marry." 


DRIES  A  LADY'S  TEARS 


"ON  A  RECENT  FLIGHT  from  the 
East,  I  heard  a  girl  across  the  aisle 
confiding  her  troubles  to  the 
plane's  stewardess  .  .  . 


"SHE  HAD  LOST  her  job  —  was 
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believe  that  her  work  had  been  un- 
satisfactory .  .  . 


"ALTHOUGH  YOUNG  and  well  dress- 
ed, she  had  let  unsightly,  rough,  chapp- 
ed lips  spoil  her  looks.  All  men  —  even 
employers!  —  like  to  see  a  girl  looking 
her  best,  with  smooth,  lovely  lips  .  .  . 


"1  TOLD  HER,  before  we  landed,  about 
a  special  lipstick  with  a  protective 
Beauty-Cream  base  that  I've  heard  prais- 
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whose  daily  lessons  Martha  recited 
over  the  breakfast  table  with  her 
mother  sitting  in  as  teacher.  She 
didn't  like  to  study,  was  impatient 
with  books  from  the  first,  but  she  was 
fascinated  with  one  subject — draw- 
ing. With  her  mother's  lipstick  and 
eyebrow  pencil  for  crayons,  she  prac- 
ticed daily  between  calls,  sketching 
dogs  and  cats,  and — because  they 
were  more  familiar  than  the  lazy 
cows  and  horses  in  her  drawing  book 
— jugglers  and  clowns. 

By  this  time,  there  was  another 
baby  in  the  dressing  room.  Martha's 
brother,  Buddy,  was  born  when 
Martha  was  two  and  a  half.  The  only 
difference  between  this  advent  and 
Martha's  own  was  that  Reed  and 
Hooper  lost  no  bookings  as  a  result 
of  it.  The  family  was  playing  in 
Grand  Rapids.  Michigan,  when  the 
hour  for  Peg's  second  confinement 
came.  It  was  December,  in  1918.  On 
the  day  that  Peg  left  the  stage  for  the 
hospital,  the  disastrous  flu  epidemic 
closed  every  theater  in  town.  When 
they  were  allowed  to  reopen,  three 
weeks  hence,  Reed  and  Hooper — a 
new  baby  in  the  trunk  tray — were 
ready  to  go  on  with  the  show. 

These  Reeds  were  closer  than  most 
families.  Always  on  the  go,  often 
making  two  new  towns  a  week,  thev 
had  little  time  to  cultivate  friends 
outside  the  family  circle. 

|_|ER  mother  was  teacher  and  class- 
1  '  mate,  mother  and  chum  to  Martha 
during  her  early  years — and  she  still 
is  her  closest  companion  and  confi- 
dant even  though  Martha  is  a  success- 
ful Hollywood  star,  surrounded  by 
admirers  and  friends. 

Martha  tried  to  make  friends.  If 
she'd  meet  a  youngster  of  her  own 
age — even  for  a  casual  moment  or 
two — during  her  trouping  childhood, 
she'd  cling  to  the  child  by  every  ruse 
at  her  command.  "I'll  show  you  the 
curtain  lofts  .  .  .  the  wings,"  she'd 
promise.  "Come  see  my  dolls."  And 
when  the  inevitable  parting  came, 
she'd  exact  a  promise  to  write. 

These  correspondences  didn't  last 
very  long.  The  letters  would  come 
and  Martha  would  answer  conscien- 
tiously for  awhile,  but  as  time  faded 
the  children's  remembrance  of  their 
brief  meeting,  the  letters  would 
dwindle  to  an  occasional  postcard, 
and  finally  to  nothing. 

There  were  other  stage  kids,  but 
seldom  on  the  same  bill.  "Variety" 
was  the  by-word  in  show  business 
in  those  days,  and  every  manager  in- 
sisted that  "one  kid  on  a  bill  is 
enough."  At  one  time  or  another, 
however,  Martha  and  her  brother  met 
the  five  boys  and  girls"  who  were  fa- 
mous with  their  parents  as  "The 
Capps  Family."  They  also  knew 
Eddie  Quinlan's  children,  but  saw 
them  infrequently. 

Martha  says  the  only  little  girl  she 
really  could  talk  to  was  Janey,  and 
she  was  a  rope  doll  whom  a  shell- 
shocked  war  veteran  had  given  her 
when  she  played  with  her  parents  at 
the  soldiers'  hospital  at  Ft.  Sheridan, 
Wyoming.  Janey  still  has  a  warm 
place  in  Martha's  heart. 

In  time,  of  course,  Buddy  Reed  also 
joined  his  parents'  act.  He  was  just 
three,  but  his  comedy  routine  with 
his  father  embellished  the  act  to  such 
an  extent  that  Reed  and  Hooper 
could  demand  the  best  of  the  road- 
show bookings.  It  was  not  because 
they  were  not  in  demand  in  the  East 
that  they  played  most  of  their  dates 
West  of  the  Mississippi,  but  because 


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stringent  child  labor  laws  in  Eastern 
states  often  complicated  Eastern  ap- 
pearances. 

Pete  Reed  and  Peggy  Hooper,  with 
Martha  and  Buddy,  remained  on  the 
road,  their  original  act  intact,  for 
more  than  ten  years.  The  daily  pat- 
tern was  the  same:  breakfast,  the 
theater,  supper,  bed.  Only  the  back- 
grounds changed.  This  week  it  was 
Grand  Rapids,  the  next,  Chicago. 
Then  St.  Louis,  Kansas  City,  Denver. 
Little  by  little,  Martha  became  the 
star  of  the  piece.  She  hadn't  de- 
veloped as  yet  the  comedy  flair  which 
was  to  make  her  famous,  but  her 
singing  had  attracted  important  ears. 

WHEN  she  was  sixteen,  Orchestra 
Leader  Paul  Ash  wired  Martha  an 
offer  to  join  his  show.  The  salary 
proffered  was  better  than  the  com- 
bined earnings  of  the  entire  Reed 
family.  Pete  and  Peg  agreed  to  take 
a  short  vacation,  and  Martha  wired 
her  acceptance. 

There  were  no  tears  when  Martha 
packed  her  bags,  and  prepared  to 
leave  the  family  group.  Martha 
looked  back  upon  sixteen  years  of  ex- 
perience in  the  theater  and  decided 
she  was  ready  to  face  the  world.  She 
knew  show  business:  its  code,  its 
people,  its  traditions.  She  wasn't 
afraid. 

To  be  sure,  she  was  just  the  age  of 
most  high  school  juniors.  She  had 
never  been  to  school.  She  had  never 
been  out  at  night  without  her  mother, 
had  never  had  a  date  with  a  boy — 
didn't,  in  fact,  know  any  boys  other 
than  her  brother.  Her  only  close 
friend  was  a  rope  doll. 

Perhaps  her  courage  was  born  of 
innocence — she  might  have  been  less 
cheerful  when  she  waved  goodbye  to 
her  family  in  the  railroad  station  in 
Dodge  City,  Kansas,  had  she  known 
what  problems  she  soon  would  be  fac- 
ing alone. 

"I'm  on  my  own,"  she  hummed  to 
herself,  as  she  adjusted  her  baggage 
in  the  now  familiar  Pullman  car.  "I'm 
on  my  own." 

A  whole  new  life  was  ahead  for 
Martha  Raye.  She  was  sixteen,  and 
she  was  on  her  own. 

Sometimes  the  false  courage  of 
youth  is  more  dangerous  than  honest 
fear — will  Martha  Raye  find  it  so  as 
she  leaves  her  family  and  ventures 
into  the  unknown  world  of  Broadway 
show-business?  Don't  miss  the  third 
chapter  of  Martha's  meteoric  career 
in  next  month's  Radio  Mirror. 


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Raw"  Throat? 

Here's  Quick  Action! 


Zonite  Wins 
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If  your  throat  is  raw  or  dry  with  a  coming 
cold,  don't  waste  precious  time  on  reme- 
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Zonite  gargle.  You  will  be  pleased  with 
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Standard  laboratory  tests  prove  that  Zonite  is 
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Eddy  Duchin  re- 
turns from  Hol- 
lywood soon  to 
broadcast  again 
from    New   York. 


FACING 

THE 
MUSIC 

-    A 


Besides  being 
Bob  Crosby's 
vocalist,  Kay 
Weber  writes 
radio      plays. 


Keep  tuned  in  to  this  page  for  the 
latest  broadcasts  of  danceland  news 


MOST  radio  maestros  have  one 
thing  in  common  with  other  en- 
tertainers. They  like  to  see  their 
names  blaze  across  Broadway's  giant- 
sized  neon  lights  or  dominate  the 
headlines  of  newspapers  and  maga- 
zines. 

But  quiet,  unpublicized  Jack  Miller, 
Kate  Smith's  efficient  and  unobtru- 
sive batoneer  for  the  last  five  years, 
prefers  to  keep  in  the  background. 
Each  time  an  enterprising  manager 
or  well-meaning  friend  has  tried  to 
woo  him  away  with  glamorous  stories 
of  a  more  ballyhooed  career  on  the 
kilocycles,  Jack  has  turned  a  deaf 
ear. 

When  questioned  why  he  prefers  to 
remain  behind  the  "Songbird  of  the 
South,"  he  has  many  answers. 

"Kate  Smith  is  really  the  perfect 
person  to  work  with,"  he  says.  "Sec- 
ondly, I'd  rather  work  consistently 
fifty-two  weeks  every  year  than  only 
twenty  as  many  independent  band- 
leaders do.  Besides,  under  the  present 
setup  I  have  time  to  write  songs." 

Jack  has  written  two  smash  hits. 
The  first  is  his  theme  melody,  "When 
the  Stars  Come  Peeping  Through." 
The  other,  "Sunrise  to  Sunset,"  sold 
400,000  copies,  and  was  featured  in 
three  different  talkies. 

It  was  high-pressure  Ted  Collins, 
Kate  Smith's  manager,  who  plucked 
Miller   from   virtual   obscurity.    Jack 


was  leading  a  band  in  and  around 
Boston  when  Collins  discovered  him. 
Jack  used  to  enhance  the  band's  num- 
bers with  a  lusty  baritone  voice. 

For  two  years,  under  Collins'  wing, 
Jack  was  a  featured  soloist  on  CBS. 
Then  the  manager  decided  to  merge 
the  talents  of  his  two  proteges. 

It's  been  like  that  for  ten  years 
now — Kate,  Ted,  and  Jack — radio's 
Three  Musketeers.  The  personal  suc- 
cesses of  the  Kemps,  Kysers,  and 
Kayes  hasn't  turned  Miller's  head  one 
bit. 

There's  loyalty  in  this  band  business 
— if  you  can  find  it. 


Skinny  Ennis  has  finally  gone  and 
done  it — left  Hal  Kemp's  orchestra. 
The  thin,  singing  drummer  had  been 
threatening  to  make  this  change  for 
the  last  two  years.  Kemp's  trip  to 
California  late  in  1937,  sealed  Skinny's 
fate.  A  motion  picture  executive 
signed  Skinny  to  a  lengthy  contract. 

Kemp's  band  returned  to  New  York 
with  a  new  drummer.  Emery  Kenyon, 
formerly  with  Nye  Mayhew's  outfit. 
The  Mayhew  band  is  partly  owned  by 
Kemp. 

Kenyon  doesn't  sing,  so  Maxine 
Gray,  Bob  Allen,  and  Saxie  Dowell 
will  divide  the  Ennis  solos. 

It  just  seems  that  a  band  can't  leave 
California    without    forfeiting     some 


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estimable  member  of  its  organization 
to  the  wiles  of  talkie  tycoons. 


Kay  Weber,  Bob  Crosby's  lovely 
vocalist,  heard  with  the  band  over 
the  Columbia  network  several  times 
weekly,  had  three  signal  honors  con- 
ferred upon  her  all  in  one  week. 

Bing's  brother  signed  Kay  to  a 
year's  contract.  A  new  tune,  "Sugar 
Puss,"  written  by  Nappy  Lamare  and 
Bob  Zurke  of  the  orchestra,  was  de- 
dicated to  her,  because  of  Kay's 
sweet  disposition. 

And  last  but  not  least,  her  secret 
ambition — to  be  a  playwright — was 
realized,  when  the  Columbia  net- 
work accepted  the  singer's  one-act 
radio  play,  for  production  sometime 
this  Spring. 

*  *  * 

OFF  THE  MUSIC  RACK 

Duke  Ellington  was  voted  the 
favorite  band  of  English  musicians  in 
a  recent  London  poll.  But  "Facing  the 
Music's"  poll,  which  is  still  running, 
shows  Benny  Goodman  neck-and- 
neck  with  Guy  Lombardo,  and  Tommy 
Dorsey,  Horace  Heidt,  Eddy  Duchin, 
and  Sammy  Kaye  not  far  behind. 
Vote  for  your  favorite  now.  Use  the 
coupon  at  the  end  of  this  column.  .  .  . 
Little  Jackie  Heller  is  another  vocalist 
who  got  the  urge.  He's  organizing 
his  own  band.  .  .  .  Woody  Herman  is 
now  making  Clevelanders  happy 
swinging  out  in  the  Trianon  Ball- 
room of  that  city,  and  Emery  Deutsch 
is  drawing  the  dance  crowds  of  Cin- 
cinnati to  the  Hotel  Netherlands- 
Plaza.  .  .  .  Georgie  Jessel  has  com- 
posed another  tune  that  he  thinks  is 
better  than  "Roses  in  December."  It's 


entitled  "You'll  Be  Reminded  of  Me," 
and  Ginger  Rogers  will  sing  it  in  her 
next  flikker,  "Vivacious  Lady."  .  .  . 
Tommy  Dorsey  lost  his  ace  drummer, 
Dave  Tough,  to  Joe  Marsala  .  .  .  Bert 
Block  has  replaced  Eddy  Rogers  in 
the  lofty  Radio  City  Rainbow  Room 
but  Eddy  will  be  back  there  in  April 
.  .  .  Joe  Sullivan,  Bob  Crosby's  ailing 
pianist  is  now  recuperating  in  his 
home  in  Southern  California.  .  .  .  Guy 
Lombardo  has  signed  a  new  five  year 
contract  to  play  in  New  York's  Hotel 
Roosevelt.  He's  been  there  five  years 
already.  .  .  .  Mark  Warnow  who  writes 
many  of  his  own  arrangements,  em- 
ploys an  electric  organ,  instead  of  a 
piano.  The  organ,  according  to  Mark, 
can  imitate  every  instrument  in  the 
band  and  Mark  can  illustrate  a  chord 
as  it  will  actually  sound  when  played 
by  the  entire  band.  The  organ  is  in- 
stalled in  Mark's  new  Kew  Gardens 
apartment.  So  far  the  neighbors 
haven't  complained  .  .  .  Tommy  Dor- 
sey is  off  on  a  long  tour  of  one-night 
stands  .  .  .  Eddy  Duchin  remains  at 
the  Los  Angeles  Cocoanut  Grove  until 
April  .  .  .  Victor  Arden  has  stopped 
playing  piano  while  directing  his 
orchestra.  Vic  says  he  is  darned  if  he 
can  play  and  direct  at  the  same  time. 
Al  Goodman,  Jack  Denny,  Frank 
Black  and  Ray  Noble  agree  with  Ar- 
den, but  a  series  of  boos  is  heard 
from  Eddy  Duchin,  Henry  King,  Vin- 
cent Lopez  and  Nat  Brandwynne. 


KEEP  YOUR  EARS  TUNED  TO: 

Larry  Welk  and  his  orchestra, 
now  playing  on  tour.  Composed  of 
former  amateur  Nebraska  and  South 
Dakota  musicians,  they  finally  made 


the  grade  recently  when  heard  over 
Mutual  from  the  Hotel  William  Penn 
in  Pittsburgh. 

Helene  Daniels,  whose  thrilling 
voice  has  helped  to  raise  the  program, 
"Jazz  Nocturne"  from  average  musi- 
cal mediocrity. 


ORCHESTRAL  ANATOMY 

EDDY  DUCHIN:  J.  D.  Wade, 
Charles  Trotter,  trumpets;  Moe  Zade- 
koff,  trombone;  Stanley  Worth,  Aaron 
Voloshin,  Johnny  Geller,  Fred  Mar- 
row, Milt  Shaw,  violins;  Horace  Diez, 
piano;  Harry  Campbell,  drums;  Al 
Kunze,  bass;  Gene  Baumgarden,  gui- 
tar. Vocalists:  Stanley  Worth.  Theme: 
Chopin's  Nocturne  in  A,  and  "Be  My 
Lover." 

BILL  CARLSON:  Eddie  Bahr, 
Harry  Bortner,  Paul  Peregrine,  saxo- 
phones; Harlon  Waddell,  Ole  Turner, 
trumpets;  Jess  Cullen,  trombone;  Paul 
Pleyte,  Steve  Kozera,  Otto  Scharf, 
violins;  Lee  Simmons,  piano;  Harry 
Pierce,  drums;  Joe  Potzner,  bass. 
Vocalists:  Gil  Rutzen  and  Paul  Skin- 
ner. 


CORRESPONDENCE 

BARBARA  JOHNSON:  Sammy 
Kaye's  theme  song  is  an  original 
composition  composed  by  the  former 
Ohio  University  alumnus,  entitled 
"Swing  and  Sway."  Right  now  Sammy 
is  swinging  and  swaying  in  the  Hotel 
Statler  in  Cleveland,  via  CBS  and 
Mutual.  He  is  single  and  twenty- 
seven  years  old.  I  doubt  if  he'll  reach 
Boston  until  spring. 

SHIRLEY  SHELBURNE:  Eddy 
Duchin  has  broadcast  from  the  swank 


ON  THE  MOVIE  LOTS  IT'S 


Ad\ON" 


ACTION   CALLS  FOR  ENERGY— 

.  FATIGUE 


M     You  can  avoid  both  fat  and  fatigue 
M     if  you  eat  foods  which  yield  energy 
quickly.  Baby  Ruth  Is  a  pure,  delicious 
candy  — but  it  is  also  a  concentrated 
food  of  energizing  goodness. That's  be- 
cause Baby  Ruth  is  rich  In  Dextrose/  the 
sugar  you  need  for  energy.  And  Dextrose 
is  utilized  by  active  people  as  energy, 
when  needed,  rather  than  stored  as  fat. 
Active  people  need  energy  every  day  — 
Baby  Ruth  Is  their  candy. 


DELICIOUS  FOOD 

morsoHe\]mitrDM! 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


ARE  YOU  THE  TYPE  THAT'S 


Let  one  of  these  10  new  face  pow-  5U 
der  colors  bring  out  the  dancing 
light  in  your  eyes  —  breathe  new 
life,  new  radiance  into  your  skin  I 


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MID-NIHTE  SUN 


DARK  BRUNETTE 


How  often  have  you  admired  the  girl  who  can 
"put  herself  across"  on  every  occasion  . . .  win 
more  than  her  share  of  dates  and  attention? 
In  every  group  there  seems  to  be  one  whose 
luck  is  unlimited... I  know,  because  I've  seen 
it  happen.... Why  not  be  that  lucky  type  your- 
self? Why  not  win  new  confidence,  new  poise 
and  a  more  radiant  personality? 

But  to  do  all  this,  and  more,  you  must  find 
your  one  and  only  lucky  color.  That's  why  I 
want  you  to  try  all  ten  of  my  glorifying  new 
face  powder  shades ...  so  you  will  find  the  one 
that  can  "do  things"  for  you. 

For  one  certain  color  can  breathe  new  life, 
new  mystery  into  your  skin . .  .give  it  flattering 
freshness  .  .  .  make  it  vibrant,  alive!  Another 
color  that  looks  almost  the  same  in  the  box, 


may  fail  you  horribly  when  you  put  it  on. 
Find  your  one  and  only  color! 

I  want  you  to  see  with  your  own  eyes  how 
your  lucky  color  can  bring  out  your  best 
points— help  bring  you  your  full  measure  of 
success.  That's  why  I  offer  to  send  you  all 
ten  of  Lady  Esther's  flattering  face  powder 
shades  free  and  postpaid.  They  are  my  gift 
to  you. 

When  they  arrive,  be  sure  to  try  all  ten 
colors.  The  very  one  you  might  think  least 
flattering  may  be  the  only  color  that  can  un- 
veil the  dancing  light  in  your  hair  and  eyes 
.  .  .  the  one  shade  that  can  make  your  heart 
sing  with  happiness.  That's  why  I  hope  you 
will  send  me  the  coupon  now. 


r 


(You  can  paste  this  on  a  penny  postcard)  (  41 ) 

Lady  Esther,  7134  West  65th  Street,  Chicago,  Illinois 

I  want  to  find  my  "lucky"  shade  of  face  powder.  Please  send  me  your  10  new  shades 
free  and  postpaid,  also  a  tube  of  your  Four  Purpose  Face  Cream. 

|  I 

Name 

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(If  you  live  in  Canada,  write  Lady  Esther,  Toronto,  Ont.  ) 
I —  — — * 

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Hotel  Plaza  over  Mutual  but  at  pres- 
ent is  on  the  West  Coast.  He'll  return 
to  New  York  and  the  Plaza  in  Spring. 

IRENE  ARMBRUSTER:  Freddy 
Martin  moves  to  sunny  climes,  albeit, 
the  Los  Angeles  Biltmore  Bowl  be- 
fore you  read  this.  Freddy's  pianist 
Terry  Shand  has  been  striving  for 
years  to  write  a  real  best-selling  tune. 
He  finally  made  it  with  "I  Double 
Dare  You." 

ROBERT  MAYOH:  Your  club  can 
engage  most  of  the  outstanding  dance 
orchestras  by  writing  to  Music  Cor- 
poration of  America,  Consolidated 
Radio  Artists  or  Rockwell-O'Keefe. 
All  have  their  main  offices  in  New 
York. 

JULIUS  RICH:  Foremost  in  the 
minds  of  ambitious  young  musicians 
is  to  lead  their  own  band.  Wide- 
awake Leighton  Noble  is  no  exception 
to  the  rule.  He  is  at  present,  on  tour 
with  his  new  band,  which  features  the 
style  of  his  former  bosses,  the  late 
Orville  Knapp,  and  George  Olsen. 
Olsen  is  now  playing  in  La  Conga  in 
New  York,  although  he  owns  a  part 
interest  in  the  International  Casino. 

ELANOR  RUSSO:  Ozzie  Nelson 
won't  leave  Hollywood  until  he  can 
bring  his  wife,  Harriet  Hilliard,  with 
him.  And  Harriet  is  as  busy  as  a  bee 
on  the  RKO  lot. 

Freddy  Martin  expected  such  in- 
tricate steps  as  Truckin'  and  The  Big 
Apple  to  be  executed  by  the  younger 
set,  who  often  find  it  difficult  to  afford 
a  soda  after  tripping  the  light  fan- 
tastic in  the  local  ballroom.  And 
Freddy  thought  the  cafe  society  set 
preferred  the  slower  tempos  of  the 
waltz. 

But  lo,  and  behold,  when  Freddy's 
magic  music  played  in  the  mammoth, 
block-long  Aragon  Ballroom  in  Chi- 
cago (admission  50c  a  person;  gentle- 
men must  wear  their  coats  when 
dancing)  the  crowd  clamored  for 
three-quarter  time,  and  Freddy 
gulped.  He  had  prepared  an  evening's 
repertory  of  swing  tunes. 

A  month  later  Martin  was  engaged 
to  play  in  the  swank  Ritz-Carlton  in 
New  York  (cover  charge  $2.50  a  per- 
son, formal  dress  obligatory).  Here 
the  dancers,  many  well  past  the  prime 
of  life,  ignored  the  waltz  sets  and  in- 
sisted on  performing,  not  only  The 
Suzi-Q    and    The    Shag,    but    Peckin'. 

For  your  convenience — and  ours — 
use  this  coupon  in  writing  to  ask  ques- 
tions. We'll  try  to  find  all  the  an- 
swers. 


Ken  Alden, 
Facing  the  Music, 
RADIO   MIRROR, 
122    East    42nd    Street, 
New  York  City. 

My  favorite  orchestra  is. 


and  I  want  to 

know  more  about  the  following: 

Name    

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RADIO     MIRROR 


PUT    THE    BEE 

ON 
YOUR  SPELLING 

HOW  are  you  progressing  on  your 
spelling?  Here's  another  list  sup- 
plied bv  Paul  Wing,  spelling  mas- 
ter of  the  NBC  Spelling  Bee. 

Only  one  spelling  is  the  right  one. 
Mark  the  spellings  you  think  are  cor- 
rect. Then  look  at  the  answers  on 
page  79.  It's  harder  than  the  others 
but  you  should  be  ready  for  more 
difficult  words  by  now. 

If  you  aren't  already  a  Spelling  Bee 
fan,  listen  in  on  Mr.  Wing's  broad- 
casts, Saturday  evening  at  8:30 
E.S.T.,  on  the  NBC-Blue  network— 
and  you  will  be. 

1.  Disbursment  —  disbersement  — 
disbursement,  (noun) .  The  act  of  pay- 
ing out  or  distributing,  usually  re- 
ferring to  money. 

2.  Spiracle  —  spirecal  —  spiracel. 
(noun) .  The  breathing  apperture  of 
certain  insects  and  fishes. 

3.  Spirae  —  spiraea  —  spyraea. 
(noun) .  A  large  genus  of  shrubs  with 
clusters  of  white  or  pink  flowers. 

4.  Fuscous — fuscus — fusceous  (ad- 
jective). Brown  or  grayish  black; 
darkish. 

5.  Amorette — amourett — amourette, 
(noun).  A  trifling  love  affair. 

6.  Tumulus  —  tumulose  —  tumulous. 
(adjective).  Full  of  small  hills  or 
mounds. 

7.  Parallax  —  parralax  —  parelax. 
(noun).  The  apparent  displacement 
of  an  object  as  seen  from  two  differ- 
ent points. 

8.  Animalculus  —  animalculous  — 
animalcolous.  (adjective).  Pertaining 
to  the  minute  animals,  nearly  or 
wholly  invisible  to  the  naked  eye, 
which  are  known  as  animalcules. 

9.  Verasious — veratious — veracious. 
( adj ective ) .   Truthful. 

10.  Annomaly — anomely — anomaly. 
(noun).  Deviation  from  the  common 
rule;  irregularity. 

11.  Vitiate  —  vishiate  —  visheate. 
(verb).  To  make  incomplete,  faulty 
or  defective;  to  debase  in  moral 
standards;    to   render   ineffective. 

12.  Concommitant  —  concomitant  — 
concomitent.  (noun).  That  which  ac- 
companies, or  is  collaterally  connected 
with  another;  an  accompaniment. 

13.  Brogham — brougam — brougham, 
(noun).  A  form  of  light,  closed  car- 
riage. 

14.  Obeisance — obasance — obiesence. 
(noun) .  A  gesture  in  token  of  respect 
or  submission. 

15.  Flagallant — flagelant — flagellant, 
(adjective).  Lashing,  scourging. 

16.  Resusitative  —  resuscetative  — 
resuscitative.  (adjective).  Revivifying, 
esp.  from  apparent  death  or  uncon- 
sciousness. 

17.  Ziz — sizz — zizz.  (noun).  A  sound 
expressing  the  noise  made  by  a  body 
proceeding  at  high  speed,  a  wheel 
rapidly  rotating,  etc. 

18.  Hiddeness — hiddenness — hiden- 
ness.  (noun).  The  quality  of  being 
concealed. 

19.  Camaraderie  —  comaraderie  — 
comaradere.  (noun).  The  spirit  of 
good  will  that  exists  between  com- 
rades; good-fellowship. 

20.  Hypochondria  —  hipocondria  — 
hypochondrea.  (noun).  The  state  of 
a  person  who  imagines  himself  con- 
stantly ill. 

(You'll  find  the  answers  on  page  79) 


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Why  not  try  this  gentle,  quick- 
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Presenting  the  cast  of  Carol    Kennedy's   Romance:      Left  to   right, 
Dr.  Owen  Craig,  Kathy  Prentice,  Dr.  Peter  Clark,  Carol,  and  Randy. 


IF  you've  wondered  about  the  real 
'  life  girl  who  portrays  the  title  role 
of  Carol  Kennedy  on  the  Heinz  Maga- 
zine program,  the  photo  at  the  top  of 
this  page  will  answer  your  questions, 
not  only  about  this  modern  Cinder- 
ella but  about  the  other  characters 
who  share  her  air  adventures.  There 
is  Gretchen  Davidson,  who  plays  the 
title  role,  and  Carleton  Young,  who 
portrays  the  young  surgeon  with 
whom  Carol  is  secretly  in  love.  Vi- 
vacious Mitzi  Gould  is  Kathy  Pren- 
tice on  the  air — glamorous  cousin  of 
Carol  and,  as  fiancee  of  Dr.  Craig, 
barrier  between  the  heroine  and  the 
man  she  loves.  In  Gene  Morgan  you 
see  Gary  Crandall,  bored  young- 
man-about-town,  who  chooses  to  play 
fairy  godfather  to  Carol.  Also  in  the 
photo  are  Edwin  Jerome,  the  Dr. 
Peter  Clarke  of  the  story,  and  Ted 
Reid  who  is  Randy. 

I  hope  you've  noted  the  above, 
Mrs.  William  J.  Phillips  of  Coraopolis, 
Penn.,  because  it's  a  special  request 
performance  for  you.  One  person  you 
can't  see  in  this  picture  but  who  is  a 
very  important  personage  in  any  play 
is — the  author.  She  is  Marie  Blizard, 
former  newspaperwoman,  who  has 
been  feature  editor,  fashion  director, 
director  of  dramatic  programs,  and 
now,  serial  writer. 

*       *       * 

Frank    P.     Brown,     Roxbury,     Mass.     — 

Charlie  Henderson  is  now  doing  musi- 
cal backgrounds  for  motion  pictures. 
Write  him  in  care  of  Universal 
Studios,  Universal  City,  Calif.  .  .  . 
Paul  Whiteman  can  be  reached  in 
care  of  the  sponsors  of  his  Friday 
night  radio  program.  Subscription 
price  to  Radio  Mirror  for  two  years  is 
$2.00.  *       *       * 

Constance  MacNeal,   Montreal,   Can.  — 

You  forgot  to  enclose  a  stamped,  self- 
addressed  envelope,  so  I  am  answer- 
ing your  questions  in  the  column. 
Houseboat  Hannah  comes  from  Sta- 
tion WOR  in  New  York  City.  Ken- 
neth Carpenter  was  born  in  Avon,  111., 
August  21,  1900.  He  is  married  to  his 
college  sweetheart  and  has  one  son, 
age  7  .  .  .  William  Farnum  was  born 


July  4,  1876  in  Boston,  Mass.  He  still 
plays  supporting  and  extra  roles  in 
pictures,  his  last  appearance  being  in 
"Maid  of  Salem"  and  "Public  Cow- 
boy No.  1."  He  is  a  brother  of  Dustin 
Farnum.  He  had  one  daughter  by  his 
first  wife,  Mrs.  Olive  White  Farnum. 
His  second  wife  was  Mrs.  Isabelle 
Lunds  Major. 


Miss  Edith  E.  Silver,  National  City, 
Calif.— Credit  Nashville,  Tenn.,  for  the 
famous  southern  drawl  of  Phil  Harris. 
The  actor-singer-bandleader  spent  his 
boyhood  in  the  southern  capital,  al- 
though he  was  born  in  Linton,  Ind. 
on  June  24,  1901.  His  father  taught 
him  the  fundamentals  of  music,  and 
Phil  started  his  career  as  a  drummer, 
playing  with  the  Dixie  Syncopaters  as 
a  student  at  Hume  Fogg  Academy. 
Ruth  Stonehouse  of  motion  pictures 
heard  the  Syncopaters  and  thought 
they  deserved  a  larger  audience.  After 
a  nine-months'  tour  under  Miss  Stone- 
house's  sponsorship,  Harris  left  for 
an  engagement  at  a  Honolulu  theater. 
Later,  he  toured  Australia,  where  he 
met  and  married  Marcia  Ralston, 
actress.  Pinch-hitting  for  a  vocalist 
who  had  fallen  suddenly  ill,  Phil  was 
rewarded  by  inspiration  for  forming 
his  own  orchestra.  In  motion  pictures, 
Phil  has  been  seen  and  heard  in  "So 
This  Is  Harris"  and  "Melody  Cruise." 
On  the  air,  there's  been  the  Jarman 
Shoe  program,  and  then  the  Jello 
hour  with  Jack  Benny. 
*       *        * 

Antonia  Caro,  Albany,  N.  Y. — Russ 
Morgan  climbed  to  his  present  popu- 
larity from  a  Scranton  coal  mine.  His 
dad  was  a  mine  foreman  in  the  Penn- 
sylvania anthracite  fields,  and  Russ, 
in  turn,  wore  miner's  cap  and  dun- 
garees before  he  donned  top-hat  and 
tails.  But  his  father  was  also  a  musi- 
cian and,  with  the  boy's  mother,  en- 
couraged Russ  in  his  ambitions.  Mor- 
gan's first  job  was  that  of  pianist  in  a 
Scranton  movie.  Philadelphia,  with  a 
job  in  Paul  Specht's  orchestra  and 
marriage,  followed.  Detroit  was  next, 
where  Morgan  walked  into  a  job  when 


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the  musical  director  in  a  house  where 
he  was  engaged  walked  out  twenty 
minutes  before  program  time.  Next 
come  a  position  with  a  local  radio 
station,  where  "Music  in  the  Morgan 
Manner"  began  to  be  talked  about.  In 
addition,  Morgan  made  recordings 
with  Joe  Venuti.  Coming  to  New 
York  on  recording  business,  he  de- 
cided to  talk  things  over  with  Man- 
hattan radio  people,  who  advised  him 
to  form  a  band  of  his  own.  He  was 
an  arranger  for  both  Victor  Herbert 
and  John  Philip  Sousa.  Now  is  fea- 
tured on  the  Johnnie  Presents  (Philip 
Morris)  program,  as  you  know.  .  .  . 
Morgan  was  born  in  Scranton,  April 
29,  1904.  He  is  six  feet  tall,  has  brown 
hair,  and  hazel  eyes. 


Miss  Irene  Toniatti,  North  Adams,  Mass. 
— Joe  Marlin  out  of  the  studio  is 
Robert  Griffin,  who  entered  radio  as 
a  baritone  in  1925  after  several  years 
of  stage  experience.  He  appeared  for 
three  years  in  sponsored  playlets  over 
KFWB,  then  as  Bill  in  Eileen  and  Bill 
over  CBS,  and  as  the  Traveling 
Troubadour  on  WOR.  He  has  taken 
parts  in  45  Minutes  in  Hollywood, 
March  of  Time,  Roxy  Hour  and  many 
other  shows  over  the  three  major  net- 
works. He  is  married  to  Margaret 
Fuller,  also  a  radio  player.  He  weighs 
180  pounds,  has  black  hair,  and 
misses  being  a  six-footer  by  just  a 
quarter-inch. 

FAN  CLUB  SECTION 

Other  circles  may  be  shaken  by 
rumors  of  recession,  but  where  the 
fan  clubs  gather  there  is  only  report 


of  soaring  memberships.  And  this 
month  brought  news  of  the  follow- 
ing groups — all  looking  for  more 
members,  even  as  they  try  to  catch  up 
with  the  present  roll  call. 

The  Jerry  Cooper-Frank  Parker  Har- 
mony Club  is  well  into  its  second 
year  with  over  one  hundred  mem- 
bers. It  is  a  member  of  the  Fan  Club 
Federation.  This  club  publishes  "The 
Tabloid"  with  club  news  six  times  a 
year.  Bessie  Shreiar  is  president, 
and  her  address  is  45  Barclay  Street, 
Worcester,  Mass. 

The  Ray  Heatherton-Jimmy  Farrell 
Bantam-Y  Club  is  over  two  years  old, 
and  is  a  brother  organization  to  the 
Cooper-Parker  group.  Annette  J. 
Shreiar,  of  the  same  address  as  her 
sister,  above,  is  president. 

C.  Wilson  Maxwell,  Commander  of 
the  Junior  Birdmen  of  America,  is 
president  of  a  Deanna  Durbin  Fan 
Club  at  Elkins,  W.  Va. 

Nine  years  old  but  still  welcoming 
new  members  is  the  Rudy  Vallee 
Rooters,  446  St.  Johns  Place,  Brook- 
lyn, N.  Y.  Dorothy  Yosnow  is  presi- 
dent, and  there  is  a  club  paper 
(monthly)   called  "Rudyments." 

A  club  in  honor  of  the  former  page 
boy  who  is  seeing  his  ambitions  rea- 
lized is  the  Bob  Gibson  Fan  Club. 
Would-be  members  write  Jean  Rem- 
lin,  secretary,  of  542  West  48th  Street, 
New  York  City. 

There's  a  Lulu  Belle  and  Scotty  fan 
club  out  in  Indiana  for  fans  of  this 
popular  radio  team.  Miss  Louise  Con- 
rad of  General  Delivery,  Gary,  Ind., 
will  be  glad  to  hear  from  prospective 
members. 

Those  interested  in  a  Frances  Lang- 
ford  Fan  Club,  write  Ed  Lally,  presi- 


dent, of  123  Gore  Street,  Perth,  On- 
tario, Can. 

"Dream  Cargoes"  is  the  appropriate 
name  the  Ralph  Kirbery  fan  club  has 
given  its  paper.  This  club  is  just  one 
year  old,  but  is  growing  with  each 
month's  anniversary,  report  is.  Its 
president  is  Eileen  Bushman,  Gettys- 
burg, Pa. 

The  Barry  Wood  Fan  Club  has 
just  made  its  first  steps,  but  Shirley 
Haberman,  president,  of  1381  East  98th 
Street,  Brooklyn,  N.  Y.,  predicts  it 
will  be  making  real  strides  as  it  gains 
in  age. 

The  Jessica  Dragonette  Club  can  boast 
of  a  10,000  membership!  "We  have  no 
dues — the  only  requirement  is  support 
and  loyalty  to  our  favorite,"  says 
President  Mary  Galumbus  of  1301 
Harrison  Boulevard,  Gary,  Ind. 

A  Valentino-Columbo  Memory  Club  is 
being  formed  by  Diaz  Marinari,  249 
Tyler  Street,  Trenton,  N.  J.  He  will 
be  glad  to  hear  from  anyone  who 
would  like  to  join  him  in  a  memorial 
group  for  Rudolph  Valentino  and  Russ 
Columbo — "two  of  the  greatest  stars  of 
all  time"  in  Mr.  "Marinari's  own  words. 

A  Myrt  8c  Marge  album  is  the  interest- 
ing hobby  of  Mrs.  E.  Derickson.  558 
West  87  St.,  Los  Angeles,  Cal.,  and  she 
would  like  to  receive  a  card  from  all 
fans  of  these  popular  stars  .  .  .  just  a 
penny  postal,  telling  her  you  are  a 
Myrt  &  Marge  fan. 

The  Don  Ameche  Fan  Club,  which 
is  subject  of  so  many  inquiries,  is  still 
non-existent.  Latest  letters  from  fans 
say  attempts  have  been  made  to  start 
such  a  group,  but  official  consent  can- 
not be  obtained. 

Good  luck  to  all  of  you — and  may 
this  year  bring  a  double  offering  of 
success  to  your  stars. 


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What's  New  from  Coast  to  Coast 

(Continued  from  page  7) 


you  see  him  in  the  newsreels.  It  was 
said  gleam  which  attracted  all  the  at- 
tention to  him  and  away  from  Ben. 

^i  i£  & 

CINCINNATI— Red-heads  are  al- 
ways getting  into  the  news,  but  to 
WSAI  listeners,  there's  only  one — Red 
Barber!  And  it's  on  Red's  account 
that  radio  service  men  in  the  Queen 
City  and  vicinity  are  working  over- 
time these  days.  Baseball's  in  the  air, 
and  Red  will  be  at  the  mike  for  the 
Cincinnati  Reds'   opening  game. 

Red  came  north  from  Gainesville, 
Florida,  four  years  ago,  to  join  WSAI 
on  a  purely  trial  basis.  By  the  end  of 
the  first  ball  game  he  announced,  he'd 
made  good  with  fans,  ball  players,  and 
station,  and  there  was  no  more  talk 
of  trials.  He's  drawn  the  baseball 
assignment  every  year  since. 

Not  only  local  fans,  but  national 
ones,  get  a  chance  to  enjoy  Red's  an- 
nouncing now  and  then.  In  1935  he 
was  one  of  two  who  shared  the  World 
Series  assignment  for  the  Mutual 
system;  in  1936  and  1937,  Red  called 
the  plays  for  NBC. 


Clarence  Nash,  the  quiet  young  man 
who  takes  the  hysterical  role  of 
Donald  Duck  on  the  air  and  in  the 
movies  doesn't  have  much  to  do 
around  the  Disney  studio  when  he 
isn't  recording  his  voice,  so  he  usually 
gets  the  job  of  escorting  visitors 
through  the  plant.  He  shows  them  the 
sights,  commenting  on  them  in  a 
gentle  voice,  and  being  so  self-effacing 
that  probably  not  one  visitor  in  a 
hundred  takes  a  good  look  at  his  face. 
Then,  just  as  the  visitors  are  leaving 
the  studio,  he  shouts  "good-by"  after 
them  in  Donald's  voice — shutting  the 
door  quick  so  they  won't  run  back 
and  mob  him.  A  quiet  young  man — 
but  a  wag. 


NEW  YORK— WOR  wouldn't  be 
WOR  without  a  young  man  who  is  a 
station  institution — and  a  vastly  popu- 
lar one,  too.  Alfred  W.  McCann,  Jr., 
is  only  twenty-nine  years  old,  but  he 
has  completed  more  than  eleven  hun- 
dred sponsored  hours  on  the  air — all 
over  WOR,  Mutual's  key  station  in 
New  Work. 

McCann  was  a  student  at  George- 
town University  when  his  father  died 
on  January  19,  1931.  In  spite  of  his 
youth  and  inexperience,  he  stepped 
into  his  father's  shoes  as  head  of  the 
McCann  Laboratories  and  as  the 
speaker  on  the  radio  program  that  the 
elder  McCann  had  already  made 
popular  locally.  Since  then  he's  been 
on  the  air  continually,  except  for  brief 
vacations,  doing  a  full  hour  period 
four  days  a  week  on  WOR. 

His  program  is  something  home- 
makers  don't  want  to  miss,  for  he 
broadcasts  the  results  of  experiments 
on  food  products,  and  answers  listen- 
ers' questions  about  food.  Right  now 
he  has  twenty-two  different  sponsors, 
but  before  he'll  accept  the  sponsorship 
of  any  of  them  their  products  must  go 
through  more  rigid  analyses  than  any 
others  that  come  to  his  laboratories. 

Just  as  fixed  a  fixture  as  McCann  is 
his  announcer,  John  B.  Gambling, 
whom  he  calls  "Uncle  John."  Uncle 
John  has  been  his  announcer  through- 


out the  seven  years  he's  been  on  the 
air,  and  he  was  his  father's  announcer 
before  him. 


NEW  YORK— The  Help  Thy  Neigh- 
bor idea  is  spreading — and  that  ought 
to  be  good  news  to  everybody.  You 
already  know,  probably,  about  Hal 
Styles'  Sunday  program  on  KHJ  in 
Los  Angeles,  in  which  he  interviews 
unemployed  people  on  the  air  and 
gets  jobs  for  them  from  the  listeners. 
Well.  Ruth  Gold  of  New  York  has  the 
same  kind  of  program,  with  a  differ- 
ent slant. 

On  WINS,  every  morning  except 
Sunday  from  7:00  to  7:30,  Ruth  con- 
ducts the  Employment  Agency  of  the 
Air.  Starting  off  with  a  little  talk 
on  "The  Human  Side  of  Life,"  she 
then  presents  each  day  a  dramatiza- 
tion of  some  everyday  event,  designed 
to  inspire  new  hope  in  the  hearts  of 
the  unemployed  men  and  women  lis- 
tening in.  But  the  meat  of  the  pro- 
gram comes  later,  when  she  reads 
the  want  ads  from  that  day's  edi- 
tion of  the  newspaper  which  sponsors 
her.  The  paper  itself  won't  be  on  the 
streets  for  several  hours,  and  listen- 
ers to  the  program  have  the  chance  to 
be  first  on  the  scene  in  applying  for 
the  jobs — which  is  the  explanation 
for  the  broadcast's  slogan:  "Get  to- 
morrow's job  today." 


LOS  ANGELES— There's  something 
wrong  with  you  if  the  story  of  Clover 
Kerr  doesn't  make  you  feel  that  the 
world's  a  better  place  to  live  in  after 
you've  read  it. 

Clover  Kerr  is  the  originator  and 
star  of  Bridge  Builders  on  KFWB. 
She  is  young,  charming  and  intelli- 
gent. Ever  since  last  March,  when  she 
was  in  a  dreadful  accident,  she  has 
had  no  legs  and  no  right  arm.  Yet  she 
says  she  is  one  of  the  happiest  young 
women  alive — and  looks  it. 

Before  her  accident.  Clover  had  no 
intention  of  being  a  radio  star.  She 
was  a  photo  colorist  in  a  Los  Angeles 
studio,  and  happy  in  her  work.  Then 
came  the  night  when  a  speeding  auto- 
mobile and  a  freight  train  took  their 
toll. 

Lying  in  the  hospital,  Clover  took 
stock  of  her  future.  She  could  let  it 
lick  her,  or  she  could  lick  it.  She  chose 
the  latter  course.  She  refused  to  look 
ahead  with  horror  in  her  heart.  In- 
stead, she  told  herself  that  now,  for 
the  first  time,  she  had  something 
really  big  to  live  for — the  opportunity 
of  proving  that  even  with  her  handi- 
caps she  could  still  carve  out  a  use- 
ful and  happy  life  for  herself.  In  a 
few  short  months,  that  is  just  what 
she  has  done. 

Her  radio  work  came  about  by  acci- 
dent. A  KFWB  star  visited  her  in 
the  hospital,  and  out  of  that  visit  grew 
the  idea  that  she  might  go  on  the  air 
and  try  to  pass  on  to  others  some  of 
the  courage  and  cheerfulness  that 
made  life  possible  for  her.  Now  she 
writes  and  presents  a  daily  quarter- 
hour  called  Bridge  Builders,  an  in- 
spiring program  of  youthful  philoso- 
phy, wit  and  wisdom.  She  is  already 
sponsored,  at  a  comfortable  salary 
which  makes  it  possible  for  her  to 
continue  to  be  self-supporting.  Her 
gravest  worry,  at  first,  was  that  she 


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might  be  a  burden  upon  her  parents 
and  brother. 

Before  her  accident,  she  played  the 
piano — and  she  still  plays,  with  one 
hand.  There  are  many  great  composi- 
tions written  for  the  left  hand  alone, 
and  Clover  hopes  to  master  them  all. 
Every  night  she  writes  her  program, 
working  often  until  two  o'clock  in  the 
morning. 


Just  about  the  proudest  achieve- 
ment of  Cincinnati's  WLW  is  the 
fourteen-voice  choir  which  sings  for 
the  Vocal  Varieties  program  you  hear 
on  NBC-Red  every  Tuesday  and 
Thursday  at  7:15.  It  isn't  a  preten- 
tious show,  this  Vocal  Varieties,  but 
you'd  go  a  long  way  to  find  another 
that's  as  unique. 

William  Stoess,  WLW  musical  di- 
rector, and  Grace  Raine,  vocal  direc- 
tor, lead  these  fourteen  human  voices 
which  blend  so  perfectly  that  no 
musical  instrument  is  ever  used  on 
the  show.  Musical  authorities  would 
say  that  it's  impossible  to  blend  the 
three  distinct  groups  which  make  up 
the  choir — and  perhaps  they'd  be 
right,  except  that  the  Vocal  Varieties 
singers  rehearse  twenty  hours  for 
each  fifteen-minute  broadcast. 

The  Varieties  singers  imitate  the 
sounds  of  different  musical  instru- 
ments, but  they  do  so  with  words, 
rather  than  with  syllables,  as  the 
Mills  Brothers  used  to  do.  In  this  un- 
usual vocal  "orchestra,"  the  de  Vore 
sisters  take  the  place  of  violins  and 
reed  instruments;  "The  Smoothies" — 
Babs,  Charlie,  and  Little — are  the 
"hot"  section  of  the  orchestra  which 
supplies  all  the  embellishments;   and 


eight  masculine  singers  imitate  saxo- 
phones and  brass. 


Yasha  Davidoff,  who  pops  up  every 
now  and  then  as  guest  soloist  on  your 
favorite  classical-music  broadcasts,  is 
an  American  who  four  years  ago, 
couldn't  speak  English.  Born  in  New 
York,  this  young  basso  went  to  Russia 
with  his  parents  when  he  was  five. 
The  revolution  sent  the  family  out 
of  Russia  and  into  Harbin,  China. 
Yasha  grew  up,  determined  to  make  a 
home  for  himself  and  his  parents  in 
the  United  States,  and  four  years  ago 
he  landed  in  Seattle  broke  and  unable 
to  speak  English.  In  three  days  he 
had  a  job  singing  on  a  Seattle  station. 

Through  sheer  determination,  he 
got  to  New  York,  singing  in  each 
town  he  visited  long  enough  to  get 
money  to  move  on  to  the  next.  In 
New  York,  he  sang  at  the  Metro- 
politan, and  then  returned  to  Los 
Angeles  for  an  appearance  in  "II 
Trovatore"  at  the  Hollywood  Bowl, 
last  summer,  getting  rave  notices  from 
the  critics. 


This  month's  Show-must-go-on 
story  comes  from  the  direction  of  Al 
Pearce.  For  several  weeks  Al  con- 
tinued to  put  on  his  show  in  spite  of 
the  fact  that  he  was  suffering  from 
something  that  was  a  lot  worse  than 
an  ordinary  cold.  Wouldn't  go  see 
a  doctor,  because  he  was  afraid  he'd 
be  sent  to  bed.  Finally  his  eyes  be- 
gan to  smart,  and  one  Tuesday  after- 
noon he  had  to  visit  a  doctor  whether 
he  wanted  to  or  not.  It  was  a  good 
thing,  too,  because  the  flu,  or  what- 


ever it  was,  had  attacked  his  eyes,  and 
the  doctor  told  him  if  he'd  waited  an- 
other two  or  three  hours  for  treat- 
ment, he  probably  would  never  have 
been  able  to  see  again.  Al  appeared 
on  his  show  that  night,  but  paddled 
off  to  bed  right  after  it. 

So  many  people  are  finding  it  im- 
possible to  forget  "Resurrection," 
which  Boris  Karloff  read  on  a  Rudy 
Vallee  program,  and  which  Radio 
Mirror  was  extremely  proud  to  pub- 
lish last  month,  that  we  asked  its 
author,  Horace  Brown,  to  write  his 
autobiography  for  us.  Here  it  is — to 
quote  his  own  words,  as  much  of  his 
life  as  he  would  care  to  see  in  print. 

"Born  in  Cobalt,  North  Ontario,  in 
the  middle  of  the  'Silver  rush,'  Sep- 
tember 28,  1908.  This  made  me  a 
'Silver  Baby,'  but  it's  not  the  reason 
I  have  been  sometimes  called  'Small 
Change.'  .  .  .  Name?  Horace  Brown. 
There's  another  Christian  name,  but 
it's  so  un-Christian  I  never  use  it.  .  .  . 

"Occupations?  Eight  years  a  news- 
paperman, in  which  time  I  managed 
to  get  fired  off  some  of  the  best  papers 
in  Canada.  Wandered  into  radio  four 
years  ago,  and  it's  still  got  me  in  its 
clutches.  Am  now  script  editor  for  the 
Canadian  Broadcasting  Corporation. 
.  .  .  Hobbies?  Playing  with  eight- 
months-old  baby,  Myrna,  and  trying 
to  prevent  wife,  Lorraine,  from  re- 
moving said  Myrna  from  all  danger 
of  being  squeezed  to  death.  .  .  .  Re- 
marks? So  many  people  ask  me 
about  'Resurrection'  I  would  like  to 
answer  as  follows:  It  was  written 
during  a  lunch-hour,  but  it  had  been 
running  through  my  mind  for  three 
weeks  previously." 


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(Continued 

She  makes  the  fifteen  minutes  away 
from  housewifery  truly  the  pause 
that  refreshes. 

Irene  Gerhart,  Pocatello,  Idaho 

THIRD   PRIZE 
It's  Getting   Her  Goat! 

I've  always  enjoyed  the  daily 
episode  sort  of  programs,  but  lately 
announcers  are  spoiling  it  for  me  by 
the  "home-work"  assignment  they  al- 
ways make  at  the  end.  After  every 
episode,  regardless  of  whether  it's  ad- 
venture, pathos  or  comedy,  the  an- 
nouncer invariably  exclaims,  "Well! 
What  will  So-and-So  do  now?  Will 
the  villain  throw  him  out  of  the 
house?  Or  will  little  Janie  pay  off 
the  mortgage  in  time?  Listen  in  to- 
morrow," etc.,  etc. 

I  have  heard  this  spiel  so  often 
lately,  from  morning  until  night,  that 
it's  getting  my  goat.  Who  decided  the 
American  public  needs  a  schoolboy's 
assignment  to  keep  alive  our  interest, 
anyway? 

Mrs.  Andrew  Rabnerr, 
Doylestown,  Penna. 

FOURTH  PRIZE 
We've    Missed    You,    Molly 

When  a  radio  star  is  absent  from  a 
Class  A  program  for  several  weeks, 
that  absence  is  really  felt  by  us  lis- 
teners. Molly  McGee  has  not  been 
heard  for  some  time  with  Fibber  on 
their  program,  each  Monday  night, 
and,  gosh,  I  for  one  miss  her.  Fibber 
must  be  given  lots  of  credit  for  mak- 
ing their  programs  truly  enjoyable 
during  Molly's  absence,  but  just  as 
soon  as  she  returns,  everything  will 
be  back  to  normal.  Her  characters  are 
missing — those  she  alone  created — and 
not  hearing  them  has  taken  a  little 
of  the  spark  away. 

Please,  Molly,  as  soon  as  possible, 
return  to  your  program.  We've  all 
missed  you. 

Idelle  Kaplan,  St.  Paul,  Minn. 

FIFTH   PRIZE 

We  Take  a  Bow 

I  have  read  all  kinds  of  opinions  on 
radio  broadcasts  but  as  yet  have  seen 


from  page  4) 

nothing  in  regard  to  "readio  broad- 
casts." I  think  they're  great,  especially 
for  the  fellow  who  hasn't  a  radio. 
However,  they're  very  interesting 
even  if  you  have  a  radio.  So  here's 
hoping  for  more  "readio  broadcasts." 
C.  C.  Manning,  Sask.,  Canada 

SIXTH   PRIZE 
Do  You  Know  Your  Alphabet? 

He's  got  what  it  takes  from  A  to  Z, 

My  favorite  comedian  he'll  always  be. 

A  brilliantly  clever,   delightfully   en- 
tertaining fellow — 

Generous,  humble,  idealistic.  Journal- 
ists knowing 

Lovable    Maestro    notify    omnipotent 
public  quizzically, 

Romantic  sophisticate  talks  urbanely, 
volubly,  with 

X-uberantly  youthful  zeal. 

Who?— why,  BEN  BERNIE,  of  course! 
Eleanor  Merriam,  Chicago,  111. 

SEVENTH  PRIZE 

Less  Ballyhoo,  Hollywood! 
Hollywood  should  be  congratulated 
for  its  effort  to  bring  via  the  airwaves 
first  class  entertainment  into  the 
homes  of  countless  millions.  It  is  a 
pleasure  to  listen  to  topnotch  actresses 
and  actors  go  through  their  paces.  But 
the  cinema  people  made  one  big  mis- 
take. They  could  not  overlook  the 
golden  opportunity  to  plug  their  stars 
and  forthcoming  stupendous-super- 
colossal  pictures.  If  not  overdone, 
this  would  not  be  objectionable.  In 
fact,  it  could  hardly  be  avoided  en- 
tirely. When  radio  becomes  a  band- 
wagon for  Hollywood  ballyhoo  in- 
stead of  a  medium  of  entertainment, 
things  have  gone  too  far. 

Chester  Borkowski,  Cleveland,  O. 


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York,    N.   Y.,    and    mail    it    not   later   than 
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Kay    and    Buddy    Arnold    are    brother    and    sister    and    have    been    on    the 
air  for  two  and   one-half  years.     You   hear  them  on   New  York's  WMCA. 


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one  of  their  cow  hands  when  1  showed 
up.  I  read  the  service  for  him,  and 
they  called  me  the  Parson  because  of 
that. 

"I  don't  blame  them  for  being  sus- 
picious. They  didn't  know  me  and 
my  red  beard  made  me  look  pretty 
villainous,  I  guess.  But,  they  gave 
me  the  dead  man's  job.  I'd  been  work- 
ing there  a  few  days  when  I  ran  into 
the  rustlers  at  work.  I  was  riding 
range  by  myself,  and  I  caught  them 
branding  one  of  our  steers.  They 
ran  when  they  saw  me,  and  I  got  off 
my  horse  and  had  just  picked  up  their 
branding  iron  when  a  bullet  whizzed 
past  me.  I  looked  up,  and  there,  up 
on  the  bluff,  were  a  couple  of  the 
men  from  the  ranch,  shooting  at  me. 
They  thought  I  was  one  of  the  rust- 
lers, of  course.  They  weren't  in  any 
mood  to  argue,  so  I  jumped  on  my 
horse  and  beat  it.  And  that  was  how 
the  Parson  business  started." 

BUT  wasn't  there  any  way  to  clear 
yourself?" 

"There  would  have  been — except 
that  a  few  days  later,  before  I'd  had 
a  chance  to  explain,  a  fellow  that 
looked  a  lot  like  me  held  up  some 
mail  near  the  California  state  line 
and  killed  the  clerk.  When  I  walked 
into  a  postoffice  to  mail  my  letter  the 
first  thing  I  saw  was  the  poster  ad- 
vertising a  reward  for  me,  with  the 
picture  of  me.  I  got  out  of  that  place 
as  fast  as  I  could." 

"But  Clay — why  didn't  you  go  to 
the    authorities    and    tell    them    the 


RADIO     MIRROR 

Follow  the   Moon 

(Continued  from  page  39) 

truth?  It  was  the  only  thing  to  do." 
"Who'd  have  believed  me?  I  didn't 
have  any  alibi.  Nobody  knew  where 
I  was  when  the  mail  coach  was  held 
up.  I  don't  have  any  faith  in  courts 
and  lawyers — all  they  want  is  to  get 
a  conviction.  No,  the  only  thing  for 
me  to  do  was  keep  out  of  the  way. 
And  that's  what  I'm  going  to  do — 
until  I  catch  the  man  that  shot  my 
father." 

JEAN  started  to  protest.  But  there 
•*  was  something  happening  in  the 
hall,  outside  the  door.  She  heard  the 
murmur  of  excited  voices,  hurried 
steps.  The  door  flew  open,  and  Callie 
burst  into  the  room. 

"Miss  Jean,  Miss  Jean — come  quick! 
It's  yo'  daddy!  They  just  brought 
him  home  from  the  office — he  done 
had  a  stroke!" 

In  the  dreadful  week  which  fol- 
lowed, Clay — who  in  the  face  of  her 
troubles  said  no  more  about  leav- 
ing— was  Jean's  only  bulwark  against 
a  world  which  had  suddenly  turned 
upside  down.  Fred  Page  lived  only 
one  day  after  he  was  brought  back 
to  his  home.  Thanks  to  Clay,  it 
was  not  until  later,  when  the  shock  of 
her  father's  death  had  become  a 
numbness  in  her  heart  instead  of  a 
tearing  pain,  that  Jean  learned  the 
full  details  of  the  tragedy. 

Bart  Reid — the  man  she  had  been 
about  to  marry,  the  man  her  father 
trusted — had  for  months  systemati- 
cally been  embezzling  funds  from  all 
the  Page  business  interests.     All  the 


money  he  stole  had  gone  to  profitless 
ventures  in  the  stock  market.  At  last 
the  day  came  when  he  could  no  long- 
er conceal  his  theft  from  Page.  Over- 
whelmed by  the  knowledge  that  his 
friend  had  betrayed  him,  realizing 
that  what  remained  of  his  fortune 
must  go  to  pay  the  investors  from 
whom  Reid  had  stolen,  Page  suc- 
cumbed to  a  heart  attack.  Reid,  to 
escape  arrest,  committed  suicide. 

It  was  two  days  after  the  funeral, 
and  Mr.  Tetlow,  the  manager  of  the 
Page  bank,  had  just  left,  after  tell- 
ing Clay  and  Jean  the  full  extent  of 
the  losses.  One  thing  Jean  was  in- 
sisting upon — the  business  associates 
and  the  investors  who  had  entrusted 
their  money  to  Fred  Page  must  be 
paid  in  full;  and  once  that  was  done, 
she  would  have  only  a  few  thousands 
left. 

WELL,"  she  said,  trying  to  smile, 
"that's  that." 

"I'm  sorry,  Jean,"  Clay  said,  " — for 
everything.  I  wish  there  was  some- 
thing I  could  do." 

Something  he  could  do!  Jean 
thought  with  a  sudden  pang  of  long- 
ing. He  could  take  her  in  his  arms, 
kiss  her,  comfort  her.  But  she  put 
the  thought  resolutely  aside.  Clay 
didn't  love  her.  There  was  only  one 
purpose  in  his  life — to  find  the  man 
who  was  responsible  for  his  father's 
crippled    condition.      She    said    only: 

"You've  done  so  much  already — 
these  last  few  days — " 

He    made    a    gesture    of    dismissal. 


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"What  are  you  going  to  do  now?" 

"I  hadn't  thought.  I'll  close  this 
house,  of  course,  and  sell  whatever  I 
can  at  auction.  And  then — I  still  have 
the  Moonstone.  I  hope  I  don't  have 
to  sell  it."  Her  eyes  filled  with  tears. 
"Dad  loved  it  so — better  than  any 
place  in  the  world." 

For  a  few  minutes  they  sat  silently 
staring  into  the  embers  of  the  library 
fire.  Outside,  though  it  was  midsum- 
mer, a  cold  San  Francisco  fog  blank- 
eted everything  in  its  clammy  folds. 
"There's  one  other  thing,"  Clay  said 
abruptly.  "Do  you  remember  the 
hour  or  so,  on  the  night  after  they 
brought  your  father  home,  when  you 
left  me  to  watch  him  while  you 
rested?  As  soon  as  you  left  the  room 
he  asked  for  a  pencil  and  paper.  He 
said  he  wanted  to  write  you  a  letter, 
for  me  to  give  to  you  after — after 
everything  was  over.  He — didn't 
have  strength  enough  to  finish  it.  But 
here  it  is." 

LIE  produced  a  folded  piece  of  paper 
■  '  from  his  pocket  and  held  it  out  to 
her.  Tears  blurred  Jean's  eyes  as  she 
read: 

"My  darling  Jean:  The  heritage 
that  I  had  hoped  to  pass  on  to  you, 
has  been  wiped  out.  I  can  only  take 
comfort  from  the  knowledge  that  you 
will  always  have  the  love  and  devo- 
tion of  Callie  and  the  splendid  friend- 
ship of  Clay  Bannister.  Without  fear, 
I  entrust  you  to  them.  Now,  for  what 
may  turn  out  to  be  my  only  important 
legacy  to  you.  At  the  bank  you  will 
find  a  safety  deposit  box  in  your 
name.  It  contains,  among  a  few  other 
items,  a  deed  to  the  Moonstone  Ranch. 
It  is  well  named,  Jean — as  you  will 
discover  if  you  follow  the  moon.  No 
matter  what  sacrifices  you  have  to 
make — never  give  up  the  Moonstone, 
for  there,  with  the  information  and 
instructions  that  I  now  set  down,  you 
will  find — " 

She  looked  up.  "But  he  never  fin- 
ished it!"  Clay  took  the  sheet  of  paper 
and  read  it  rapidly. 

"What  could  he  have  meant?"  Jean 
asked  when  he  had  finished. 

"There's  just  one  thing  it  can 
mean,"  Clay  said.  "There's  some- 
thing up  there  at  the  Moonstone  that 
only  your  Dad  knew  about — a  mine, 
or  something  of  the  sort — and  in  or- 
der to  find  it  we  have  to — " 


"To  'follow  the  moon' — whatever 
that  means!  Clay — I'd  like  to  try  to 
figure  it  out!" 

With  satisfaction  Clay  saw  that  for 
the  first  time  in  a  week  Jean  had 
stirred  from  the  lethargy  of  sadness 
which  had  gripped  her  at  her  father's 
death.  "If  only — "  she  began,  and 
stopped.  Then  she  threw  aside  her 
resolution  to  let  Clay  go  his  own  way. 
"If  only,"  she  said,  "you'll  help  me." 

He  reached  over  and  gripped  both 
her  small  hands  in  one  of  his.  "You 
know  I  will,"  he  said  simply. 

In  a  week  they  were  installed  at  the 
Moonstone,  with  Callie  and  Wing,  the 
Page's  wizened  little  Chinese  house- 
boy.  As  "Miss  Jean's"  husband,  it 
was  safe  enough  for  Clay  to  be  seen  in 
Bristow,  and  after  he  had  set  -  up  a 
pair  of  tents  for  his  use  and  Wing's, 
he  spent  several  days  in  town,  listen- 
ing to  the  gossip  of  old-timers  in  the 
country  in  the  hope  of  discovering  a 
clue  to  the  Moonstone's  secret.  For 
several  days  he  was  completely  un- 
successful, but  at  last  he  stumbled 
across  an  old  prospector  named  Jim 
Turtle,  who  had  been  a  friend  of  Briz 
Thompson,  the  owner  of  the  Moon- 
stone before  Page  had  bought  it. 

Jim  was  a  laconic  and  reticent  char- 
acter, but  he  took  a  liking  to  Clay. 
and  finally  admitted  that  old  Briz, 
dead  now  for  many  years,  had  occa- 
sionally hinted  that  the  Moonstone 
was  more  than  it  appeared  to  be  on 
the  surface.  More  than  that,  though, 
he  either  could  or  would  not  tell. 

CLAY  returned  to  the  Moonstone  in 
discouragement.  But  the  sight  of 
Jean's  shining  face,  as  she  greeted  him 
at  the  door  of  the  cabin,  told  him  that 
something  important  had  happened 
in  his  absence. 

"I've  found  something!"  she  cried. 
"Callie  and  I  were  cleaning  out  all 
the  junk  that's  been  piled  up  in  the 
shed — and  I  found  this!" 

She  held  out  a  tattered  old  note- 
book, its  corners  chewed  by  mice,  its 
green  leather  cover  faded  and  dis- 
colored. Clay  stared  at  it  uncompre- 
hendingly. 

"It's  Briz  Thompson's  old  note- 
book!" Jean  said  in  triumph,  "and  it's 
simply  filled  with  things  he  wrote 
down.  I  haven't  had  time  to  read  it 
all  yet.  but  I'm  sure  there  must  be 
something  in  it  that  will  tell  us  what 


Good   Gulf  and  Jello  Again,   in   person.    Not  to  be  outdone   by  Phil 
Baker's  accordion  playing,  Jack  Benny  makes  it  a  duet  with  his  violin. 


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to  do  next  toward  solving  the  mystery." 
But  an  hour  later,  after  they  had 
carefully  read  every  word  in  the 
book  Jean's  happy  excitement  had 
faded.  After  all,  the  book  was  worth- 
less— filled  with  records  of  expendi- 
tures for  food  and  supplies,  remarks 
on  the  weather,  memoranda  of  bets 
old  Briz  had  made  with  other  pros- 
pectors— all  quite  commonplace  and 
ordinary. 

"Maybe,"  faltered  Jean,  "there  just 

isn't    any    secret    of    the    Moonstone. 

Maybe  we're  on  a  wild-goose  chase." 

And  Clay  could  think  of  no  words 

of  reassurance. 

THEIR  gloomy  reverie  was  inter- 
rupted by  a  sudden  scream  of  rage 
from  the  kitchen,  followed  by  the 
eruption  of  Callie.  In  her  hand  she 
held  a  large  ham — or  rather,  half  of 
a  large  ham,  for  it  had  been  cut  in 
two  lengthwise.  She  brandished  it 
at  them  like  a  war  club. 

"Dat  heathen  Chinaman  goes,  Miss 
Jean,  or  Ah  goes!"  she  shouted.  "He 
done  stole  half  of  a  blueberry  pie  yes- 
tiddy,  an'  now  here  he's  gone  an' 
taken  half  of  mah  ham — plumb  ruined 
it,   too!     Nasty,  thievin'   little  tyke!" 

Wing,  summoned  to  the  house, 
stoutly  maintained  he  had  had  noth- 
ing to  do  with  the  disappearance 
either  of  the  pie  or  the  ham. 

He  glanced  at  his  mistress  out  of 
the  corners  of  his  slant  eyes. 

"Mebbe  so  Fan-quai  take  pie,  take 
ham,"  he  suggested  softly. 

Callie  snorted  in  disgust.  "Fankay! 
Fankay   Wing,    dat's   who   took   'em!" 

"What's  Fan-quai,  Wing?"  Clay 
asked.     "A  turkey  buzzard?" 

"Fan-quai  Chinese  ghost,"  the  little 
man  told  him.    "Fan-quai  live  in  hills 


back  of  cabin.    Wing  see  him." 

"Nonsense,  Wing,"  Jean  said  sharp- 
ly- 

"Oh  yes,  Missy  Jean,"  Wing  as- 
sured her.     "Wing  see  him." 

When  Callie  and  Wing  had  gone, 
Jean  turned  to  Clay  and  laughed  ner- 
vously. "It's  all  nonsense,  of  course," 
she  said,  "but — do  you  suppose  there 
can  be  somebody  near  here  that  we 
don't  know  about?" 

"I  don't  know,"  said  Clay  gravely, 
"but  I'm  going  to  find  out." 

But  Clay  was  not  to  carry  out  that 
promise,  for  the  next  morning,  as 
they  sat  at  breakfast,  Sheriff  McGill 
came  up  to  the  Moonstone  and  ar- 
rested Clay  for  robbery  and  murder. 

At  first  Jean  was  stunned.  It  had 
all  happened  so  suddenly.  They  had 
seen  the  Sheriff  riding  toward  the 
cabin,  and  she  and  Clay  had  gone 
out  to  greet  him;  and  after  a  few 
embarrassed  words  of  greeting,  just 
as  she  was  beginning  to  realize  some- 
thing was  wrong,  he  had  suddenly 
rattled  out,  "I  arrest  you,  Clay  Ban- 
nister, alias  the  Parson,  in  the  name 
of  the  state  of  California."  And  al- 
most before  she  knew  what  had  hap- 
pened, the  two  of  them  were  riding 
off  down  the  trail  to  Bristow. 

I  ATER,  shock  gave  way  to  the  deep- 
*—  est  remorse.  What  fools  she  and 
Clay  had  been  to  suppose  that  he  was 
safe  from  arrest,  simply  because  he 
was  posing  as  her  husband!  Or  had 
she  been  the  only  fool?  In  a  flash 
of  intuition  she  realized  that  Clay  had 
known  all  along  the  risk  he  had  been 
running,  and  had  said  nothing  be- 
cause he  wanted  to  be  near  her  and 
help  her. 

She    had    almost    no    money,    but 


somehow  she  must  get  Clay  a  lawyer. 
It  was  inconceivable  that  an  innocent 
man  could  be  found  guilty — but  on 
the  other  hand,  the  evidence  against 
him  was  strong,  and  he  would  need 
a  good  lawyer  to  see  him  through. 

She  went  straight  to  Bristow  to 
Judge  Roberts,  her  father's  old  friend, 
and  told  him  the  whole  story,  holding 
back  nothing,  not  even  the  fact  that 
she  and  Clay  were  not  married. 
That,  she  knew,  would  come  out  in 
the  trial  anyway.  When  she  had 
finished,  the  white-haired  old  judge 
said  without  hesitation:  "Orin  Bar- 
kis's  your  man.  Best  lawyer  in  town, 
and  if  you  and  Mr.  Bannister  can 
convince  him  Bannister's  innocent, 
he'll  take  your  case." 

WHEN  she  called  on  Barkis  in  the 
hardware  store  he  owned  and  op- 
erated, she  felt  a  sudden  sinking  of 
the  heart.  Barkis  certainly  didn't  look 
like  a  good  lawyer.  He  was  old  and 
soft-spoken  and  kind,  but  he  ad- 
mitted that  the  practice  of  law  was 
just  a  sideline  with  him,  and  that  the 
last  case  he'd  tried  had  been  in  1918. 

"Mostly  when  a  man's  put  up  for 
trial,  he's  guilty,"  he  explained,  "and 
I  won't  defend  a  man  that's  guilty. 
That's  the  reason  I  ain't  practiced 
much  lately.  But  if  this  boy  of  yours 
is  innocent  you  don't  need  to  worry 
any  more." 

And  there,  despite  Jean's  misgiv- 
ings, the  matter  rested.  She  brought 
Callie  and  Wing  down  to  Bristow, 
and  the  three  of  them  stayed  there 
in  the  hotel,  waiting  for  the  trial. 
Justice  in  Bristow  was  not  slow  in 
getting  started,  but  the  two  weeks 
before  the  trial  began  seemed  end- 
less to  her.     Every  day  she  went  to 


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see  Clay,  in  the  jail,  trying  desper- 
ately to  cheer  him  up,  but  it  was  a 
hopeless  task.  Locked  up  in  a  dark 
cell,  all  of  Clay's  courage  seemed 
to  have  left  him.  He  tried  to  put  a 
brave  face  on  matters,  but  in  his 
mind  he  had  already  been  convicted 
and   executed. 

"All  any  judge  wants  is  a  convic- 
tion," he  said  once,  bitterly. 

"Clay!"  she  said,  holding  out  her 
hands  to  him.  "There  is  such  a  thing 
as  justice!     I  believe  in  you,  and  .  .  ." 

Her  words  trailed  off  into  silence 
as  she  looked  into  his  eyes  and  saw 
there  such  a  loneliness,  such  a  de- 
spair, that  she  turned  faint  with  pity. 
Justice!  She  knew,  in  that  instant, 
that  he  was  thinking  of  his  father, 
and  of  how  his  injury  would  go  un- 
avenged if  the  jury  brought  in  the 
verdict  of  guilty. 

A  moment  more,  and  he  had 
dropped   his   eyes   and   turned   away. 

DY  the  time  the  nightmare  of  a  trial 
*-*  began,  Jean  was  pale  and  thin 
from  sleeplessness.  She  knew  now 
that  Clay  meant  more  to  her  than 
anything  in  the  world — and  she  had 
unwittingly  been  the  instrument  of 
his  destruction! 

The  prosecution  took  three  days  to 
present  its  evidence,  and  long  before 
those  three  days  were  ended,  Jean 
had  lost  what  little  confidence  she 
had  in  Barkis.  He  made  no  effort 
to  cross-examine  witnesses — simply 
sat  in  his  chair,  whittling  on  a  piece 
of  wood.  He  had  an  assistant  coun- 
sel, who  was  worse  than  he  was — a 
young  man,  little  more  than  a  boy, 
who  was  just  out  of  law  school. 

The  morning  of  the  fourth  day, 
when  the  defense  was  to  open  its 
case,  dawned  hot  and  sticky.  Jean 
could  scarcely  drag  her  feet  up  the 
worn  steps  of  the  courthouse.  The 
courtroom  was  already  crowded,  but 
her  seat  had  been  saved  for  her.  She 
sank  into  it  and  looked  around  for 
Barkis  just  as  the  bailiff  rapped  for 
order  and  the  judge  entered. 

Barkis  was  not  in  the  room. 

Incredulously,  she  heard  the  stam- 
mering words  of  the  young  assistant 
counsel,  as  he  rose  and  informed  the 
court  that  Barkis  had  been  called  out 


of  town  on  business,  and  that  he  him- 
self would  continue  the  case.  The 
boy  was  so  frightened  he  could 
scarcely  talk.  He  turned  to  the  jury 
and  made  an  attempt  to  outline  his 
defense,  but  he  was  obviously  so 
fumbling  and  incompetent  that  nearly 
every  word  he  spoke  sent  a  ripple  of 
laughter   around   the    room. 

All  that  terrible  morning  Jean  sat 
huddled  in  her  chair,  watching  the 
already  slight  chance  that  Clay  would 
be  acquitted  dwindle  away  to  noth- 
ing. The  trial  had  become  a  farce, 
a  ghastly,  tragi-comic  farce.  Even 
Clay's  appearance  on  the  stand,  his 
brief  recital  of  the  truth,  carried  lit- 
tle weight  when  it  was  placed  against 
the  background  of  that  dreadful  boy's 
incompetency,  his  halting  speeches,  his 
mumbled  words  of  defense. 

White-faced  and  trembling,  she 
watched  Clay  step  down  from  the 
witness  stand,  contemptuously  dis- 
missed by  a  prosecuting  attorney  who 
knew  that  none  of  his  questions 
could  be  more  damning  than  the  evi- 
dence already  presented. 

Now  it  seemed  that  counsel  for 
the  defense  had  no  further  witnesses 
to  call.  Nothing  in  substantiation  of 
Clay's  story,  no  one  to  contradict  the 
witnesses  who  had  identified  him  as 
the  man  who  held  up  the  mail  coach. 

"Since  the  defense  has  no  further 
witnesses,  let  the  prosecution  pro- 
ceed with  its  summation,"  said  the 
judge. 

JEAN  watched  the  prosecuting  at- 
■*  torney  rise  to  his  feet,  saw  him 
smile  at  the  jury  as  if  to  say,  "You 
and  I  know  this  case  is  really  over 
now,"  saw  Clay's  tense  face,  his  eyes 
turned  away  from  her.  She  saw  all 
these  things.  But  back  of  them  all,  ris- 
ing against  the  sky  until  it  blotted  out 
the  sunlight,  she  saw  high  gray  walls 
of  stone  and  steel — prison  walls,  for 
Clay. 

Is  Jean  losing  Clay  without  even 
the  chance  to  learn  if  he  loves  her, 
because  the  law  demands  recompense 
— even,  if  necessary,  from  the  inno- 
cent? Read  the  final  instalment's 
dramatic  answer,  in  the  May  issue  of 
Radio    Mirror. 


Can  Radio  Rescue  Robert  Taylor? 

(Continued  from  page  37) 


Taylor,  dazed  by  his  good  luck  and 
not  quite  believing  it;  awed  and  im- 
pressed by  all  that  was  being  done  to 
and  for  him,  obeyed  orders  without 
question  or  protest. 

He  got  to  be  a  star.  It  came  sud- 
denly. He  made  "Society  Doctor," 
"Magnificent  Obsession,"  "Small  Town 
Girl" — and  he  was  made,  himself. 

I  don't  think  he  realized  it,  back 
there  in  the  early  part  of  1936.  when 
the  box  office  began  to  tell  its  story  of 
this  new  "find."  Recalling  something 
that  happened  one  morning  while  he 
was  working  in  "The  Gorgeous 
Hussy,"  quite  a  while  after  M-G-M 
had  torn  up  his  old  contract  and  had 
given  him  a  new,  four-figured  one,  I 
am  sure  of  it. 

It  seems  he  wanted  to  use  a  tele- 
phone and  was  inquiring  around  on 
the  set  as  to  where  he  could  find  one. 

"Haven't  you  a  phone  in  your  dress- 
ing room?"  a  publicity  man  asked 
him. 

He  looked  surprised.  "Why,  no." 

The     publicity     man     was     laconic. 


"Crawford  has  one." 

"Of  course.     But  she's  a  star." 

The  other  grinned.  "So  are  you,  my 
lad.     Haven't  you  heard?" 

I  shall  never  forget  the  sheepish, 
pleased,  incredulous  look  that  came 
over  Bob's  face.  Of  course  he  had 
thought  about  this  miraculous  thing 
that  was  happening  to  him.  Of  course 
he  knew  he  had  done  pretty  well  for 
himself.  But  I  don't  think  until  that 
moment  he  realized  its  whole  signifi- 
cance. 

Shortly  after  this,  though,  it  must 
have  been  brought  home  to  him  with 
a  vengeance.  He  began  to  be  mobbed 
in  public,  at  previews,  premieres,  the 
races  and  such.  He  went  to  Washing- 
ton with  Jean  Harlow,  to  attend  the 
President's  ball  and  almost  had  the 
clothes  torn  off  him  one  night  in  New 
York. 

Yes,  Bob  probably  thought  he  was 
sitting  on  top  of  the  world  last 
August.  But  maybe  he  didn't  have  his 
fingers  crossed,  because — 

He  went  to  England,  via  New  York, 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


and    the    New    York    press    had    its 
Roman  holiday  at  his  expense. 

Bob,  who  had  never  known  any- 
thing but  friendliness  and  respect 
from  the  Los  Angeles  newspaper  boys 
and  was  therefore  entirely  unpre- 
pared for  what  happened,  was  fair 
game  for  the  New  Yorkers. 

THEY  let  him  have  it  with  both  bar- 
rels. The  fact  that  it  was  they  and 
not  he  who  had  sought  the  interview 
meant  nothing.  The  handsome,  dash- 
ing Robert  Taylor  had  come  to  town 
and  they  were  going  to  show  him 
they  weren't  impressed.  They 
pounced  upon  him  like  buzzards. 
They  asked  him  if  he  had  hair  on  his 
chest.  They  asked  him  how  it  felt 
to  be  handsome.  They  asked  him  if 
he  adored  his  good  looks.  They  asked 
him  what  kind  of  pajamas  he  wore. 
They  were  sharp   and  nasty. 

They  should  have  been  punched  in 
the  nose.  But  Bob  had  been  told  by 
his  studio  to  be  decent  to  the  press. 

And  there  was  the  devil  to  pay. 

Imperceptibly,  but  surely,  almost 
before  he  had  docked  in  Southamp- 
ton, that  fickle  friend  known  as  public 
opinion  began  to  change  toward  him. 
True,  he  was  mobbed  by  fans  at 
Waterloo  station  and  other  places  in 
England.  True,  the  English  press 
(and  with  far  more  dignity  and  con- 
sideration than  their  New  York 
brothers)  sought  him  out  and  "put  his 
name  in  the  paper."  True,  people — at 
least  some  people — still  went  to  see 
his  pictures.  But  the  box  office,  that 
great  and  ultimate  gauge  of  a  screen 
star's  popularity,  began  to  look 
askance  at  young  Bob  Taylor. 

It  wasn't  his  fault.  It  was  just  one 
of  those  things. 


What  could  he  do?  Nothing,  ex- 
cept what  he  did  do.  .  .  .  Go  ahead 
according  to  plan  and  make  his 
English  picture,  "A  Yank  at  Oxford" 
and  afterward  see  some  of  the  sights 
of  Europe  as  anyone  would  want  to 
do  on  his  first  trip  overseas.  .  .  .  And 
then  come  home  to  face  a  situation 
neither  he  nor  anyone  could  fully 
analyze.  Six  months  before  he  had 
been  a  top  star.  Now — no  one  knew 
just   where   he  stood. 

I  talked  to  Bob  shortly  after  his  return. 

"I'm  going  to  do  some  broadcasts," 
he  said,  "on  the  Good  News  program." 

That  was  all,  but  he  squared  his 
shoulders  a  little,  as  if  accepting  a 
challenge — and  now  I  know  he  was. . .  . 

I  attended  the  first  broadcast  on 
which  he  "emcee-ed;"  heard  him  do 
his  stuff  before  the  microphone;  saw 
him  engineer  the  countless  managerial 
details  which  are  an  "emcee's"  chore. 
I  could  see  he  was  nervous — no,  scared. 
His  clear,  alert  voice  was  taut,  his 
face  white.  And  his  hand,  as  he  shifted 
his  script,  sometimes  trembled.  I 
wondered  about  that.  He  had  done 
many  broadcasts  before  this.  Strange 
that  he  was  upset  now. 

But,  you  see,  I  didn't  know  every- 
thing. A  day  or  so  later  I  saw  a  little 
piece  in  a  trade  paper. 

"Ed  Gardner,"  it  said,  "producer  of 
the  (Good  News)  air  show  is  plan- 
ning to  use  Robert  Taylor  as  emcee  . . . 
to  nullify  the  recent  injudicious  pub- 
licity that  has  adversely  affected  his 
pull  at  the  box  office.  Gardner  will 
.  .  .  let  him  disport  in  a  fashion  to 
repudiate  the  stories  of  his  'pretty 
boy'  proclivities.  Those  who  know 
Taylor  say  he's  regular  all  the  way 
and  Metro  is  eager  to  have  him  dispel 
all  other  popular  impressions.   .  .   ." 


So  that  is  the  reason  he  was  upset 
at  the  Good  News  broadcast.  He 
was  on  trial,  perhaps  with  his  future 
at  stake.  And  that  is  the  story  of  the 
broadcast  with  Robert  Taylor  as 
"emcee."  The  story  of  a  young  chap 
who  didn't  ask  to  be  a  screen  star  in 
the  first  place  and  then,  when  he  got 
to  be  one  anyway,  was  pushed  out  of 
his  high  place  by  a  set  of  circum- 
stances which  were  no  doing  of  his. .  .  . 

AND  who  is  trying  now  to  prove,  in 
**  spite  of  appearances,  that  he  really 
is  a  person  you'd  like  if  you  met  him. 
Who  is  trying  to  prove  that — through 
radio,  because  it  offers  the  only  way 
he  can  talk  to  people.  In  the  movies, 
he  always  plays  a  part.  The  news- 
papers have  already  made  up  their 
minds  about  what  sort  of  a  guy  he 
is.  But  in  radio  he  can  be  himself. 
He  can  come  into  your  home  almost 
as  he  would  in  person. 

Radio,  the  most  democratic  of  all 
the  modern  arts,  has  given  Bob  the 
chance  to  step  down  off  that  hateful 
pedestal  of  injudicious  publicity,  and 
be  himself.  Which  is  all  he  wants  to 
be,  or  needs  to  be,  to  make  his  de- 
tractors forget  their  prejudices. 

Not  that  he  is  through  with  pic- 
tures. He  will  go  on,  of  course,  no 
matter  how  his  "emceeing"  turns  out, 
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Tain't  Funny,  McGee 

(Continued  from  page  40) 

Fibber:   Sure  I  see  him. 

Teeny:  He's  the  man  that  sells  the 
ice  cream  bars,  I  betcha. 

Fibber:   Well,  what  about  him,  sis? 

Teeny:    Hmmmm? 

Fibber:   I  say,  what  about  him? 

Teeny:  He  sells  'em  for  a  nickel,  I 
betcha. 

Fibber:   Well,  what  of  it? 

(Silence) 

Teeny:    Hmmmm? 

Fibber:  (Yelling)  I  sez.  WHAT  OF 
IT?      HOW   DOES   IT   AFFECT   ME? 

Teeny:  If  it  affects  you  like  it  does 
me,  we'd  both  have  one,  I  betcha. 

Fibber:  Ahem!  Okay  sis,  it's  black- 
mail, but  I'll  pay.  Here's  a  nickel  for 
you.  Now  run  along  and  don't  both- 
er me  anymore. 

Teeny:  Thanks  mister.  (Voice  fades 
in  distance)  Hey  look  kids,  a  nickel. 
I  found  another  sucker! 

Fibber:  Ahem.  Er  .  .  .  witty  little 
tyke,  Molly.  Nothing  I  like  better'n 
a  battle  of  wits. 

Molly:  That's  generous  of  you.  see- 
ing as  how  you're  practically  un- 
armed. Come  on,  here's  the  restau- 
rant. 

(We  hear  the  door  open  and  close) 

Fibber:  Hello  sis.  Will  you  take 
our  order? 

Waitress:    Sure,  what'll  you  have? 

Fibber:   What's  good? 

Waitress:   Ham. 

Fibber:  The  sign  sez  ham  and 
eggs.  .  .  . 

Waitress:  .  .  .  You  asked  me  what 
was  good! 

Fibber:   Oh.    How's  your  coffee? 

Waitress:  That  all  depends  .  .  . 
How's  your  stomach? 

Fibber:   Make  it  root  beer. 

Molly:  Quiet  McGee.  I'll  take  some 
ham  and  eggs,  dearie. 

Waitress:  Okay.  .  .  .  And  the  same 
for  your  grandfather? 

Molly:  Granfa  .  .  .?  SAY,  that's 
me  husband! 

(And  Ted  Weems  and  his  boys  cut 
in  to  play  "Bei  Mir  Bist  Du  Schoen") 
Now  we  find  Fibber  McGee  and 
Molly  just  entering  a  building  in  Palm 
Springs.  Molly  has  gotten  an  idea 
that.  .  .  .  But  let's  hear  what  they're 
saying. 

Fibber:  I  tell  you  Molly,  I  ain't  sick 
and  I  ain't  goin'  to  no  hospital. 

Molly:  'Tain't  no  hospital.  McGee. 
It's  one  of  them  health  buildin'  places. 
If  yer  goin'  in  pictures  ye  gotta  look 
fit,  and  this  here's  where  all  the  movie 
stars  come.     I  read  the  advertisment. 

Fibber:    But  what  started  all  this? 

Molly:  That  waitress,  thinking  ye 
wuz  me  grandfather.  And  no  wun- 
der.  Look  at  ye,  ye  look  like  you 
had  a  spare  tire  around  yer  middle! 

Fibber:   Shucks  Molly  .  .  . 

Molly:  And  yer  shoulders.  From 
the  back  you  look  like  a  pop  bottle. 
Why,  yer  hips  is  twice  as  wide  as  yer 
shoulders. 

Fibber:  Well,  I  don't  sit  on  me 
shoulders!  .  .  .  ahem.     I  sez.  .  .  . 

Molly:  'Tain't  funny,  McGee.  Come 
on,  here's  the  doctor. 

Fibber:  Hello  Bud,  you  the  croaker? 
I  mean,  you  the  doctor? 

Doc:  Yes,  you  need  an  operation! 
Step  right  in  please. 

Fibber:  Hey,  wait  a  minute.  You 
ain't  even  examined  me  yit. 

Doc:  If  I  examine  you  before  I 
operate  on  you,  the  fee  will  be  two 
dollars  more. 

Molly:   Listen  mister,  me  husband 


RADIO     MIRROR 


don't  want  no  operation.    He's  just  a 
little  run  down. 

Doc:  Hmmm.  Looks  more  like  he's 
been  run  over  and  wrecked.  I  advise 
you  to  sell  him  for  junk  or  trade  him 
in  on  a  new  one. 

Fibber:  Hey,  what  is  this,  a  used 
car  lot? 

Doc:  Oh,  pardon  me  .  .  .  Used  to 
be  in  the  business  .  .  .  quite  forgot 
myself.  Let's  see  .  .  .  examination. 
What's  your  circulation? 

Molly:    Daily  or  Sunday? 

Fibber:  Quiet  Molly.  What  say, 
Doc? 

Doc:  How's  your  pulse?  .  .  .  Let's 
see.     Oh  yes,  very  irregular. 

Molly:  That's  his  watch!  Try  the 
other  wrist! 

Doc:  Oh  yes.  Where  were  you  vac- 
cinated? 

Fibber:   In  Peoria. 

Doc:  No.  I  mean,  on  the  arm  or 
on  the  leg? 

Fibber:  If  I  remember  right,  doc,  it 
was  on  the  cuff. 

Doc:  Hmmmm.  Open  your  mouth 
please,  I  want  to  look  in. 

Fibber:    Ahhhhh. 

Doc:    Wider. 

Fibber:    Ahhhhhhhh! 

Doc:    Wider! 

Fibber:  Ahhhhh  .  .  .  AWKKK  .  .  . 
Gulp!  .  .  .  Hey,  do  you  wanna  look 
in  ...  or  climb  in? 

Doc:  Oh  yes.  Now  I'll  measure 
your  chest. 

Molly:  If  ye  can  find  it. 

Doc:   Yes.     Let's  see,  normal  chest, 
29  inches.    Now  expand  please. 
'   Fibber:    (Taking  in  air)  Ugggle  .  .  . 

Doc:  Now  I'll  measure  again  .  .  . 
Hmmm,  that's  funny. 

Molly:   What's  funny? 

Doc:  Now  it's  only  28y2V. 

Fibber:  Well,  I  expand  on  the  in- 
side Doc.  Never  wuz  one  to  show 
off. 

Doc:  I  don't  think  you  know  how 
to  breathe. 

Fibber:  I  ought'a.  I've  been  prac- 
ticing for  49  years. 

Doc:    I  see.     Do  you  smoke  much? 

Molly:  Oh  no.  A  couple  of  pack- 
ages of  cigarettes  a  day.  And  maybe 
a  dozen  cigars.  The  rest  of  the  time 
he  smokes  a  pipe. 

Doc:  He  doesn't  need  a  doctor  .  .  . 
He  needs  a  chimney  sweep! 

Fibber:  Ahem  .  .  .  What's  that  you 
got    hangin'    around    yer    neck,    doc? 

Doc:    That's  a  stethoscope. 

Fibber:  Can  you  get  Ted  Weems 
and  his  orchestra  on  it? 

Doc:    Sure. 

(And  the  boys  play  "You're  a 
Sweetheart,"  with  Perry  Conio  on  the 
vocal) 

Well,  Fibber  and  Molly  finally  got 
away  from  the  doctor  and  we  find 
them  now,  rolling  along  the  highway 
just  outside  of  Hollywood. 

Molly:  Heavenly  days,  McGee,  do 
you  realize  we're  almost  there? 

Fibber:  Yep  Molly.  This  trip  is 
costing  us  all  our  money,  but  it'll  be 
worth  it.  I  figger  we'll  have  just 
about  thirty-three  cents  left  when  we 
get  through  payin'  our  hotel  bill. 

Molly:  We  have  spent  a  lot  of 
money,  McGee.  But  just  think,  we'll 
be  movie  stars.  You  know,  me  Uncle 
Dennis  was  an  actor.  He  played  in 
"Three  Men  on  a  Horse." 

Fibber:   What  was  he,  the  harness? 

Molly:  No  iggernuts,  he  wuz  a 
"bit"  player. 

Fibber:  Ahem  .  .  .  'Tain't  funny, 
Mrs.  McGee.  You  know,  Molly,  I 
ought'a  practice  up  some  real  drama- 
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Molly:  How  about  Napoleon's  fare- 
well address  to  his  men? 

Fibber:  That  sounds  good.  How 
does  it  go? 

Molly:    "Men,  Farewell!" 

Fibber:  Ahem.  I  see  I'll  have  to 
write  me  own  speech.  Say,  do  you 
think  they'll  want  us  to  do  any  danc- 
in'  in  our  first  picture?  You  know, 
like  Astaire  and  Rogers. 

Molly:  They  may  want  it  like  As- 
taire and  Rogers,  but  they  won't  git 
it. 

Fibber:  Shucks  Molly,  I'm  an  au- 
thority on  dancin'.  Have  you  heard 
about  the  new  Spanish  Dance? 

Molly:  Spanish  Dance?  How  does 
it  go? 

Fibber:  Simple.  First  you  swing  to 
the  left,  then  you  swing  to  the  right 
.  .  .  then  you  start  a  revolution!  Ahem. 
Say  Molly,  look!  There's  the  city 
limits  and  .  .  .  look  at  all  the  police- 
men. They  musta  heard  we  wuz  com- 
ing and  are  givin'  us  a  police  escort. 

Molly:  Heavenly  days.  Stop  the 
car  McGee,  one  of  'em  is  pointin'  a 
gun  at  us! 

(We    hear   the    screech    of    brakes) 

Cop:  Okay,  you  two,  don't  start  any 
shootin'.  Put  your  hands  up  and 
come  out  peaceful. 

Fibber:   Say  Bud,  what  is  this? 

Cop:  Don't  give  us  that.  We  know 
you're  Fanny  and  Canny,  the  trailer 
bandits.  Handcuff  'em  men,  they're 
desperate. 

Molly:    Heavenly   days! 

Cop:  Come  on,  we're  taking  you  to 
see  the  captain. 

Molly:  Oh  dear  .  .  .  McGee,  wott're 
you  smilin'   for? 

Fibber:  I  was  thinkin',  Molly.  We 
won't  have  to  pay  no  'hotel  bill  to- 
night! 

They've  got  Fibber  and  Molly  in  a 
little  room  in  the  police  department 
and  the  captain  is  giving  them  the 
third  degree. 

Captain:  So,  you  won't  admit  you 
robbed  that  filling  station  man  in 
Compton? 

Fibber:  Shucks  Bud,  you  got  it 
backwards.  I  didn't  rob  him,  he  rob- 
bed me. 

Captain:  Okay,  I  know  how  to  get 
the  truth  out  of  you. 

Molly:  If  you  do,  I'll  give  you  a 
medal! 

Captain:  Joe,  bring  the  lie  detec- 
tor! 

Molly:  The  lie  detector?  Heavenly 
days,   don't  put  it  on  him. 

Fibber:   Shucks  Molly,  why  not? 

Molly:  Because  with  you  it's  an 
eye  for  a  lie  and  a  tooth  for  the  truth. 

Fibber:  Don't  be  silly.  Lemme  take 
a  wack  at  it. 

Captain:  Silence!  Now  here,  I'll 
put  this  around  your  arm  and  pump 
it  up. 

Molly:  Sure,  and  it's  just  like  tak- 
ing yer  blood  pressure. 

Captain:  Now,  every  little  beat  of 
the  heart  registers  on  this  graph  here. 

Molly:  I  always  heard  the  police 
department  was  full  of  it. 

Captain:    Of  what? 

Molly:    Graph. 

Fibber:  Dat  rat  it,  quit  kibitzin', 
will  you.     Go  on,  Cap. 

Captain:  When  you  tell  a  lie  the 
needle  jumps  and  makes  the  gong 
ring. 

Fibber:    Do  I  hear   the  gong  ring? 

Captain:  Sure,  that's  how  you 
know  when  you're  lying.  Now,  for 
instance,  I'll  ask  you  a  question  and 
you  give  me  the  wrong  answer.  Er, 
what's  your  name? 

Fibber:   Johnson's  Wacks. 


RADIO     MIRROR 


(Clang) 

Say,  that's  pretty  cute  isn't  it?  I 
could'a  used  one  of  them  when  I  wuz 
chief  of  police  back  in  Pennsylvania. 

(Clang) 

Oh,  so  you  were  a  police- 


Captain 
man? 

Fibber: 
Pottsville. 
knowed    as 


days,      you've 


Sure.  (Clang!)  Ahem  In 
Peacock  McGee,  I  wuz 
in  them  days.  (Clang) 
Peacock  McGee,  the  Peerless  Paragon 
and  Perfect  Pistol  Performer  of  the 
Pennsylvania  Party  of  Plainclothes 
Pavement  Pounders  in  the  Pottsville 
Protection  Platoon.  (Clang!  Clang! 
Clang!  .  .  .)  Hey,  shut  that  dat  ratted 
thing  off,  will  ya? 

Captain:  Hmmmm.  When  was  this? 

Fibber:  Well  sir,  that  was  way  back 
in  1889  .  .  .  (Clang)  or  no,  1890. 
(Clang)  or  was  it  94  .  .  .  (Clang) 
.  .   .  95?    (Clang)    ...  96?    (Silence) 

(Clang  .  .  .  Clang  .  .  .  Clang  .  .  . 
Boom!  Crash!) 

Molly:      Heavenly 
busted  the  machine,  McGee.  Oh  dear. 
Now  Captain,   I  suppose  you're  con- 
vinced. 

Captain:  Yep.  Convinced  he's  the 
biggest  liar  in  forty-eight  states. 
Release  'em  sergeant,  that's  Fibber 
McGee  alright. 

(Now  Fibber  and  Molly  are  free 
again  and  on  their  way  to  the  studio.) 

Molly:  Go  slower,  McGee,  so's  I 
kin  read  the  numbers.  Heavenly 
days,  this  is  an  awful  looking  part 
of  town  to  have  the  Paramount  stu- 
dios .  .  .  nothing  but  a  lotta  small 
stores. 

Fibber:    There   it   is, 
ahead.     See  the  sign? 

Molly:     Paramount 
McGee! 

(We  hear  the  screech  of  tires) 

Fibber:  Gotta  get  them  brakes 
fixed.    Ahem.     What  is  it  Molly? 

Molly:  That  sign!  Paramount  Stu- 
dio Cleaners! 

Fibber:  Well,  I'll  be  .  .  .  And  here 
comes  Nick. 

Nick:  Hello  Fizzer.  Hello  Cuppie. 
How  for  are  you? 

Fibber:  Listen  here  Nick,  dat  rat  it, 
what's  goin'  on?  You  wrote  us  you 
had  a  big  opportunity. 

Nick:  And  you  are  hearing  right 
Fizzer.  I  am  cleaning  three  suits  for 
one   dollar.     What   an   opportunities! 

Molly:  And  you  said  you'd  fix  a 
spot  for  us. 

Nick:  Cuppie,  you  are  taking  the 
words  from  my  slogans.  A  spot  I  am 
for  to  be  fixing  on  your  clothes  like 
there  is  nothing  there.  And  Fizzer, 
I  can  newspaper  your  pants  like  no- 
body's buzzness. 

Fibber:  Newspaper?  .  .  .  Press  me 
pants! 

Molly:  Heavenly  days,  McGee,  I 
think  I'm  goin'  to  cry.  We  spent  all 
our  money  and  traveled  two  thou- 
sand five  hundred  miles  just  for 
this. 

Fibber:  Well  Molly,  ahem  .  .  .  That's 
what  I  call  really  going  to  the 
cleaners! 

Molly:   McGee,  that  ain't  funny! 


Molly.     Right 
Studio.    .    .    . 


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"I'll  try  the  next  house,  then,"  said 
Mortens,  striding  to  the  door.  .  .  . 
"Say,  who  locked  this?" 

"You  really  couldn't  get  anywhere 
in  this  storm,"  Mr.  Noman  assured 
him.  "Besides,  I  don't  think  there's 
another  house  for  miles!" 

"What  are  you  trying  to  get  away 
with,  Noman?"  he  growled.  "I  sup- 
pose you've  got  that  other  door  locked 
too?" 

"No,  it  isn't  locked,"  Mr.  Noman 
said.  "It  leads  into  a  garden.  But  I 
wouldn't  advise  you  to  go  there — yet." 

"No?    And  why  not?" 

"Because  you  wouldn't  come  back." 

Ronnie  laughed  suddenly — a  short, 
convulsive  giggle  with  an  undertone 
of  hysteria.  "He  doesn't  seem  to  want 
to  come  back!" 

George,  who  was  standing  by  the 
door  into  the  garden,  peered  out 
through  one  of  the  glass  panes. 

"What's  it  like  out  there?"  he  asked 
softly.     "It  looks  all  hazy  to  me." 

"Not  when  you're  in  it.  It's  really 
a  very  lovely  garden,"  Mr.  Noman 
said. 

THERE  was  a  sound  Veronica  should 
have  been  hearing.  She  strained  her 
ears.  Rain!  That  was  it — she  should 
be  able  to  hear  the  sound  of  rain,  and 
wind  outside,  beating  against  the  walls 
and  windowpanes.  Instead,  it  was 
utterly  silent.  She  tried  to  force  her 
weary  brain  into  remembrance.  There 
had  been  a  dusty  window  she  looked 
through,  to  see  a  panorama  of  dark- 
ness and  scudding  rain  .  .  .  she 
thought  it  had  been  a  train  window. 

The  little  old  lady  in  the  black  dress 
spoke  for  the  first  time  in  a  gentle, 
piping  voice.  "But  where  are  we, 
please,  sir?     I'm  frightened." 

"You're  all  on  the  border  line,  Mrs. 
Anson,"  Mr.  Noman  said.  "Between 
— between  things." 

And  then  Veronica  remembered.  It 
had  been  a  train  window,  and  the 
train  was  wrecked,  and  that  was  why 
they  were  here.  It  was  on  the  train, 
too,  that  she  had  seen  Mr.  Mortens 
and  Mrs.  Anson.  Mortens  was  a 
gangster  or  something  of  the  sort, 
and  Mrs.  Anson  was  the  mother  of 
that  poor  boy  who  was  going  to  be 
executed  in  California  tomorrow  for 
murder.  .  .  . 

"Between  what  things?"  she  asked. 
"Do  you  mean  between  life  and — 
and—" 

"No  use  trying  to  say  it,"  Noman 
told  her.  "You  see — you're  all  here 
to  make  a  choice." 

"But  are  we  alive  or  are  we — are 
we—?" 

"You're  in  the  fraction  of  a  second 
between.  I'm  so  glad  you  could  come 
here.  Most  people  pass  by.  Only  a 
few  have  time  to  stop  and  consider 
.  .  ."  He  paused  and  looked  around 
the  circle  of  white,  strained  faces. 
"To  consider  whether  they'll  finish  the 
journey  or  take  a  return  ticket,"  he 
concluded. 

Suddenly  they  were  all  talking  at 
once,  babbling  in  a  frightened  mur- 
mur. Ronnie  held  one  of  Veronica's 
hands,  George  the  other.  Just  as  it 
had  been  all  their  lives,  she  was  de- 
pending upon  them  equally  for  sup- 
port, loving  them  equally. 

"Yes,  you  love  them  both,"  said 
Mr.  Noman,  though  she  had  not 
spoken  her  thoughts  aloud,  "and  they 


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from  WITHIN. 


A  SKIN  that  glows  naturally  bespeaks  ra- 
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within  and  it  will  be  good  to  you. 

The  reason  for  this  is  quite  simple  .  .  . 
skin  tissues  must  have  an  abundance  of  red- 
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...  to  bring  color  to  your  cheeks  ...  to  build 
resistance  to  germ  attacks. 

It  is  so  easy  for  these  precious  red-blood- 
cells  to  lose  their  vitality.  Worry,  overwork 
and  undue  strain  take  their  toll.  Sickness 
literally  burns  them  up.  Improper  diet  re- 
tards the  development  of  new  cells.  Even  a 
common  cold  kills  them  in  great  numbers. 

Science,  through  S.S.S.  Tonic,  brings  to 
you  the  means  to  regain  this  blood  strength 
within  a  short  space  of  time  .  .  .  the  action 
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energy  ...  to  strengthen  nerves  .  .  .  and  to 
give  to  your  skin  that  natural  health  glow. 

Take  the  S.S.S.  Tonic  treatment  and 
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both  love  you." 

"If  I  could  only  choose!"  she  ex- 
claimed. "If  only  something  would 
happen  that  would  help  me  choose!" 

"Maybe  something  has,"  Mr.  No- 
man  said. 

"Excuse  me,  sir,  but  I  really  must 
hurry." 

It  was  Mrs.  Anson,  trembling  but 
determined.  "I  did  so  want  to  see 
Billy  once  more  before  he  .  .  ." 

"You  will,  Mrs.  Anson,"  Mr.  No- 
man  assured  her.  "That  is — if  you 
choose  to  return." 

"I  can't  delay  too  long,   sir." 

"I  WISH  I  could  make  you  under- 
'  stand,"  Noman  said.  "Since  the 
wreck,  not  one-hundredth  of  a  sec- 
ond has  passed.  You  can  all  take 
as  long  to  decide  as  you  want  to." 

"Decide?"  cried  Mortens,  his  voice 
edged  with  panic.  "I've  decided  al- 
ready. I  want  to  go  back — I  want  to 
go  back,  do  you  hear?" 

Mr.  Noman  gave  him  a  long  look — 
at  the  quivering  hands,  the  shifting 
eyes,  the  pale  lips.  "I  think  myself," 
he  said,  "it  might  be  better  to  finish 
your  suffering  on  earth." 

"Suffering?     What  suffering?" 

"You  know.  Call  it  conscience,  if 
you  want  to." 

George's  grip  on  Veronica's  hand 
had  grown  stronger,  more  insistent. 
Now  he  whispered,  "Vee — let's  go 
back — let's  get  out  of  this." 

But  she  shook  her  head.  "Wait," 
she  said. 

Mortens  was  steadying  himself  with 
a  grip  on  the  back  of  a  chair.  He 
tried  to  make  himself  sound  scornful 
as  he  said,  "I  think  you're  crazy.  My 
conscience  doesn't  bother  me." 

"Yes  it  does,  and  it  will  be  worse 


after  tomorrow,"  Mr.  Noman  said. 
"After  Billy  Anson  has  been  executed 
for  a  murder  you  committed." 

Mrs.  Anson  cried  out,  but  there  was 
no  pain  in  her  cry — only  joy. 

"How  did  you  know?"  Mortens 
whispered. 

Into  the  silence  Mrs.  Anson's  voice 
fell,  filled  with  pity.  "Why  go  back, 
Mr.  Mortens?  It  won't  do  any  good 
now.  It  won't  help  Billy  any,  unless 
you  tell  them  he  didn't  do  it." 

"Don't  you  hate  this  man?"  Mr. 
Noman  asked  her. 

"It's  queer — I  can't  hate  him  for 
what  he's  done.  Maybe  it's  being  in 
this  house,  or  maybe  I've  just  been 
hurt  so  terribly  I'm  all  numb  inside." 
She  turned  toward  the  door  to  the 
garden.  "I'm  so  .  .  .  tired.  I  wish  I 
could  go  out  there  and  just  wander 
among  the  trees  and  the  flowerbeds. 
But  I  can't.  I've  got  to  go  back  and 
see  Billy,  just  once  more." 

"I'm  going  into  that  garden!"  Mor- 
tens exclaimed..  "You're  right.  I 
don't  want  to  go  back  and  have  to 
live  with  the  knowledge  I  sent  an  in- 
nocent man  to  the  chair." 

|_JE  went  to  the  garden  door  and 
1  I  laid  his  hand  on  the  knob.  But  he 
drew  back  without  turning  it. 

"Will  I  see — him — out  there?"  he 
asked. 

"Billy  Anson?  Why  yes,  I  guess 
you  will,"  Mr.  Noman  nodded.  "But 
you  won't  be  able  to  speak  to  him. 
He  wouldn't  understand  anything  you 
tried  to  tell  him." 

Mortens  flung  himself  away  from 
the  door  in  agony.  "Where  can  I  go?" 
he  cried. 

"You  could  go  back  and  confess 
that  you   committed  that  murder." 


Mortens  stood  there  a  moment. 
Then  he  took  a  deep  breath  and 
seemed  to  draw  himself  upright. 
"Okay.  I'll  do  it.  I've  been  pretty 
rotten  all  my  life,  and  I  guess  I'm 
lucky  to  have  a  chance  to  square 
things."  He  looked  at  Mrs.  Anson 
and  smiled  for  the  first  time.  "You'd 
like  to  go  out  into  that  garden  and 
rest    wouldn't  you?" 

"Oh  yes,  I  would!" 

"Well,  now  you  can — and  you  won't 
have  to  worry  about  your  boy.  He's 
going  to  be  all  right.  .  .  .  That  door 
to  the  outside  still  locked?" 

NO,"  Mr.  Noman  smiled.  "It's  open 
now." 

"Well  ...  so  long,  folks!" 

Mrs.  Anson's  face  shone  as  she 
watched  the  door  close  behind  him. 
"Please,"  she  said  then  to  Mr.  Noman, 
"can  I  go  into  the  garden  now?" 

He  nodded.  The  door,  when  she 
opened  it,  disclosed  only  billowing 
rolls  of  fog,  which  wrapped  them- 
selves gently  around  her  figure,  hid- 
ing her  from  view.  The  door  slowly 
swung  shut. 

"Well!"  said  Mr.  Noman  cheerfully. 
"That's  fine!  And  now  what  are  you 
three  young  people  going  to  do?" 

"I — I  think,"  Veronica  said,  "I'd  like 
to  go  out  there  into  the  garden." 

"If  you  do,"  Ronnie  said,  "we'll  go 
with  you." 

"Of  course  we  will.  We  couldn't 
go  back  without  you,"  George  sec- 
onded him.  "But  she  wants  to  go 
back  too." 

"You  see,"  Veronica  explained  to 
Mr.  Noman,  "we've  always  been  in- 
separable, since  we  were  children.  We 
always  used  to  be  so  happy  together 
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weren't  quite  the  same  any  more." 

"I  know,"  he  said.  "George  and 
Ronnie  wanted  you  to  choose  be- 
tween them,  didn't  they?" 

"Yes — and  I — I  just  can't!  I  love 
them  both  so,  and  they — " 

"They  both  love  you,  too,"  he  as- 
sured her,  "even  if  not  in  the  same 
way,  perhaps." 

"Come  back!"  George  urged.  But 
Ronnie  said  nothing. 

"You  could  all  go  out  into  the  gar- 
den," Mr.  Noman  suggested,  "and 
everything  would  be  as  it  used  to. 
The  three  of  you  could  be  happy  to- 
gether— with  the  same  childish  hap- 
piness.    Would  you  like  that?" 

"Yes,"  Veronica  said.  "I  think  I 
would." 

"Wherever  you  are,  dear,  I'll  be 
happy,"  Ronnie  said. 

GEORGE  jumped  to  his  feet.  "Ver- 
onica! You  mustn't!"  he  ex- 
claimed. "We're  going  to  take  you 
back  with  us.  Can't  you  advise  her, 
Mr.  Noman?" 

Noman  shook  his  head.  "No.  She's 
the  one  who  must  decide." 

"Don't  do  anything  until  you're 
sure,  darling,"  Ronnie  begged. 

"But  he  said  we'd  be  happy,"  Ver- 
onica  urged. 

"Like  children,  playing!"  George 
cried,  grasping  her  hands.  "We'd  never 
know  life  at  all!" 

"Do  we  want  to?  All  its  disap- 
pointments, sorrow — and  pain?"  she 
said.    "I'm  not  sure  I  do." 

George  dropped  her  hands.  "Well, 
I  am.  I  want  what's  left  of  my  life. 
Forgive  me,  Veronica.  I  do  love  you. 
I  love  you  more  than  anything  in  the 
world — except  life,  I  guess.  But  I 
don't  want  to  go  out  there." 

Now  it  was  Veronica  who  took 
George's  hand.  "Then  you  must  go 
back,  George.  That's  the  right  thing 
for  you  to  do.    And  I  understand." 

"Goodbye,  dear,"  George  said.  The 
door  to  the  outside  world  closed  be- 
hind him. 

Veronica  went  toward  the  other 
door,  the  door  to  the  garden,  with 
Ronnie  at  her  side.  She  laid  a  detain- 
ing hand  on  his  arm. 

"I  won't  let  you  go  with  me,  Ronnie. 
You  don't  really  want  to  go  out  there 
any  more  than  George  did." 

He  smiled,  but  it  was  a  slightly 
tremulous    smile.      "I    know   I    don't, 


Vee.  I'm  scared,  and  I'd  a  lot  rather 
go  back.  But  wherever  you  go,  I'm 
tagging  along.    Come  on,  let's  go." 

"I  don't  want  you  to  come  with 
me  if  you're  frightened." 

"I'd  be  a  lot  more  frightened  at  the 
idea  of  going  back  without  you." 

Veronica  tucked  her  arm  into  his 
and  raised  her  head.  "All  right,  then. 
Let's  go  on." 

Ronnie's  hand  touched  the  door- 
knob, was  turning  it  when  Mr.  No- 
man spoke. 

"Veronica  .  .  .  Haven't  you  found 
out  what  you  wanted  to  know?" 

"Why  .  .  .  yes,  I  guess  I  have,"  she 
said  wonderingly.  "Ronnie  loves  me 
—really  loves  me — doesn't  he?" 

She  whirled,  away  from  the  garden 
door. 

"You  can  still  have  those  return 
tickets,  you  know,"  Mr.  Noman  sug- 
gested.    "Do   you   want   them?" 

"Yes!"  she  cried  exultantly.  "I  do 
want  life — with  Ronnie.  You  and  I 
together,  Ronnie.  Loving  each  other, 
growing  old  together.  That  means 
so  much  to  little  people  like  us!" 

"Now  you'll  never  have  any 
doubts,"  Mr.  Noman  said. 

His  voice  was  growing  fainter.  He 
wavered  and  faded  before  her  eyes, 
and  she  was  conscious,  all  at  once,  of 
a  burning  pain  in  her  shoulder.  The 
door  to  the  outside  world  swung  open, 
and  she  and  Ronnie  were  swept 
through  it,  through  the  darkness,  at 
a  speed  so  great  their  minds  lost 
track  of  time  and  space,  and  their 
eyes  were  pressed  shut  by  the  rush- 
ing of  the  wind. 

LJER  shoulder  was  still  paining  her. 
'  '  Something  was  lying  across  it, 
pinning  her  down.  All  around  her 
were  the  sounds  of  escaping  steam 
and  hurrying  feet  and  crying  men 
and  women. 

"Ronnie!"  she  cried.  "Ronnie! 
Where   are  you?" 

"Here,  Vee,"  she  heard  him  answer. 
"I'm  trying  to  get  this  board  off  you. 
Are  you  hurt?" 

Then  she  was  in  his  arms,  laughing 
and  crying  all  at  the  same  time.  "Hold 
me  tight,  Ronnie.  I  know  now  it's 
you  I  love.  I'm  sure  ...  I  don't  quite 
know  how — but  I  am  sure." 
The  End 

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i. 

His     right     shoe-bottom     is    worn     more 
than  his  left,  because  he    keeps   tapping 

11. 

Major    Bowes'    Amateur    Hour. 

it  in  time  to  the  music. 

12. 

Ted     Hammerstein,     who     produces     the 

2. 

Alice     Frost     (Big     Sister),     playing     in 
Orson  Welles'   (The  Shadow)  Julius  Cae- 
sar  and    Shoemakers'    Holiday. 

Hammerstein    Music    Hall.       His     grand- 
father   ran    a    Hammerstein    Music    Hall 
during  the  gay  nineties. 

3. 

Elsie   Hitz   and    Nick    Dawson,    of   Follow 
the    Moon. 

13. 

86   CBS  stations. 

4. 

Walt    Disney's     "Snow    White    and    the 
Seven  Dwarfs." 

14. 

Joe     Penner, 

15. 

Charlie     McCarthy. 

5. 

Kathryn  Cravens. 

16. 

Lew   Lehr,   the   dialect   comedian   on  the 

6. 

Twenty-three. 

Ben    Bernie    program. 

7. 

Dear  Teacher,   Let's  Pretend,  Our  Barn, 

Music   for   Fun,   The    Singing    Lady. 

17. 

His    creator,     Walt    Disney,    who    n2ver 
lets    anyone    else    do    this    work. 

8. 

Those   We   Love. 

18. 

Lysol;    Ponds;    Campana. 

9. 

Ed    Prentiss,    who   recently    died   for   the 

13th    time    on    the    air,    as    Dallas    Tre- 
mayne    in   Arnold   Grimms'    Daughter. 

19. 

Jack    Benny     (Benny    Kubelsky). 

10. 

Arthur    Peterson     (Dr.    Rutledge    in    The 

20. 

Dave    Elman,    originator    and    conductor 

Guiding    Light). 

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on.  At  thirteen  it  was  all  but  in- 
audible and  the  dentist  got  his  forceps 
ready.  Then  suddenly  came  fourteen 
— and  the  voice  went  up:  "Fourteen 
years  of  shame"  it  shouted  and  Hitler, 
instead  of  getting  his  tooth  pulled, 
was  making  his  regulation  speech. 
That  little  story  illustrates  why  the 
speeches  of  Hitler  aren't  rebroadcast 
more  often  abroad.  To  the  finely  at- 
tuned Nazi  ear  he  may  be  saying 
something  new;  to  the  infidel  he  is 
making  the  same  speech. 

It  is  the  same  with  all  the  Dictators, 
and  would  probably  be  the  same  with 
Joseph  Stalin,  if  he  were  to  use  the 
radio  to  any  extent.  But,  strange  to 
relate,  Stalin  does  not  allow  his 
speeches  to  be  broadcast  except  on 
rare  occasions,  and  no  foreign  broad- 
casting organization  has  yet  been  per- 
mitted to  rebroadcast  his  voice.  Is  it 
because  he  knows  by  instinct  that 
Dictators  should  be  seen  and  heard, 
or  only  seen?  Or  is  he  sensitive  about 
his  Georgian  accent,  which  is  said  to 
fall  strangely  upon  Russian  ears? 

The  rest  of  the  political  supermen 
are  too  remote  to  figure  in  western 
imaginations  to  any  extent.  Kemal 
Attaturk  and  the  late  Marshall  Pil- 
sudski  were  military  leaders  whose 
merits  as  pater  patrice  are  unchal- 
lenged, whatever  the  outside  world 
might  think  of  them.  Neither  of  them 
is  or  was  a  demagogue;  both  main- 
tained the  legend  of  their  heroism  by 
dwelling  in  remote  seclusion  from  the 
mob.  Admiral  Horthy,  who  is  said  to 
harbour  dynastic  ambitions,  lives  in 
the  stately  privacy  of  his  royal  palace 
in  Budapest.  Like  a  king,  he  speaks 
only  on  formal  occasions,  maintaining 
a  lofty  detachment  on  questions  of 
politics.  In  1932,  on  my  invitation,  he 
addressed  the  American  public  in 
excellent  English,  and  once  again 
when  he  welcomed  the  Boy  Scouts  to 
the  world  jamboree,  his  words  were 
wafted  to  the  outside  world. 

I  WONDER  how  many  people  realize, 
'  when  they  listen  to  the  voice  of 
some  ruling  nabob,  some  world  figure 
whose  name  is  writ  large  in  con- 
temporary history,  that  they  are 
listening  to  words  produced  by  ob- 
scure bureaucrats,  public  relations 
experts  or  "brain-trusters,"  whose 
names  never  appear  in  print? 

It  is  not  possible,  of  course,  for  a 
harassed  public  man  to  think  out  and 
prepare  all  the  things  he  has  to  say  in 
his  official  capacity.  Nor  is  it  supposed 
to  be  good  policy  to  have  them  do  it. 
A  statesman  in  office  commits  not 
merely  himself  but  his  government; 
and  his  advisers  are  there  to  see  that 
he  makes  no  mistakes.  Most  public 
speeches  are  synthetic  products, 
sketched  by  "experts"  and  written  by 
grandiloquent  hacks,  checked  by  de- 
partment heads  and  under-secretaries 
— permanent  officials  who  thus  wield 
a  power  out  of  proportion  with  their 
weight  and  ensure  what  is  known  as 
continuity  of  policy. 

Is  there  not  something  pathetic  in 
the  aspect  of  eminent  and  respected 
figures,  who  under  the  pressure  of 
public  office  become  little  more  than 
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thev  are  about  to  say  always  seemed 
to  me  a  pious  but  distasteful  fraud. 
Surely  it  would  be  difficult  to  imagine 
the  really  great  statesmen — the  Lin- 
colns,  the  Gladstones  and  Bismarcks — 
mouthing  the  words  prepared  for 
them  by  others.  There  is,  of  course, 
a  middle  course  for  the  man  in  office 
whose  crowded  schedule  forbids  the 
writing  of  all  the  speeches  he  has 
to  make.  Sketched  in  the  rough, 
elaborated  by  others,  and  finally 
"distilled"  through  the  speaker's  per- 
sonality, they  can  be  regarded  as  his 
own. 

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of  knowing  who  is  the  real  author. 
It  is  not  until  the  great  man  is  in  the 
studio  that  the  difference  between  the 
real  and  the  "ghosted"  speech  is  re- 
vealed— and  not  always  then.  There 
is  a  technique  which  makes  anything 
sound  convincing;  but  I  venture  to 
say  that  the  radio  listener,  with  noth- 
ing to  distract  him,  discovers  humbug 
more  often  than  the  speaker  thinks. 

I F  radio  is  merely  a  super-mega- 
'  pnone  to  the  predatory  demagogue, 
it  is  a  magic  key  for  the  leader  whose 
method  is  reasonable  persuasion  and 
who  appeals  to  the  mind  as  well  as 
to  the  heart.  Even  among  sincere 
democrats  there  are  those  who  use 
specious  methods,  on  the  assumption 
that  the  means  justifies  the  end;  but 
they  are  less  successful  than  those  of 
their  calmer  colleagues  whose  chief 
assets  are  logic,  simplicity  of  state- 
ment, sincerity  and  a  happy  choice  of 
words.  No  instrument  so  lends  con- 
viction to  sincerity  as  the  microphone, 
none  so  readily  exposes  an  intellectual 
fraud.  Radio  for  that  reason  has  be- 
come a  potent  aid  to  democracy,  for 
by  eliminating  the  more  superficial 
appeals  of  "personality,"  it  lends 
fresh  power  to  persuasion  and  gives 
a  better  chance  to  independent  judg- 
ment, uninfluenced  by  the  reactions 
of  the  crowd. 

Despite  the  radio  public's  demand 
for  Big  Names,  whether  they  belong 
to  dictators,  legitimate  leaders,  or  just 
"stuffed  shirts,"  the  greater  influence 
has  been  wielded  by  the  people  who 
rule  by  argument  rather  than  force. 


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(Continued  from  page  35) 

like  to  know  that  he  does.  For  their 
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Jose  Iturbi  was  on  a  recent  pro- 
gram. He  was  jamming  around  on 
the  piano  (imagine  Iturbi  playing  hot 
licks)  when  Connie  Boswell  showed 
up,  asked  who  he  was.  "Joe  Turbey," 
she  repeated,  puzzled.    "Who's  he?" 


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Just  a  few  years  ago,  Jack,  you 
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screen's  best  comics.  You've  done 
corking  good  work  in  pictures  and 
when  you  moved  into  radio,  I  felt  that 
your  distinct  personality  would  take 
you  far  in  that  new  medium.  During 
the  first  thirteen  weeks,  you  worked 
pretty  hard  at  the  radio  show  but 
lately  something  has  happened.  I'm 
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Hollywood  Mardi  Gras  (which  airs  at 
the  same  time  on  the  other  network) 
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too. 

A  man  in  your  spot — with  the  en- 
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on  you — has  a  responsibility  aside 
from  that  to  himself.  Do  you  think 
you  have  been  carrying  that  respon- 
sibility as  you  should?  I  have  been 
listening  lately  and  it  doesn't  sound  as 
if  you  had. 

Yours  for  the  success  your  show 
deserves,  JMF. 


Igor  Gorin  left  Hollywood  January 
9  for  a  personal  appearance  tour 
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should  boost  his  stock  after  theM-G-M- 
Maxwell  House  Coffee  show  boop. 


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Have  you  noticed  that  the  Tyrone 
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Virginia  Verrill  came  up,  when  Jack 
went  over  to  rehearse  a  skit,  "I've  got 
something  swell  coming  up  at  M-G-M," 
she  confided.  I  hope  she  gets  it.  I 
liked  the  way  she  looked  in  Wanger's 
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slinking  black  gown  and  the  long  red 
gloves.  Her  hair  was  black  then;  it's 
reddish  now.  Later  she  told  me  she'd 
been  underweight  for  that  picture.  "I 
weigh  114  now,"  she  said. 

Later,  Jack  and  I  were  talking 
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keeps  from  dropping  dead,  is  a  mys- 
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Florence  Gill  was  born  in  England 
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time.  They're  co-starred  in  Bing's 
next  for  Paramount,  "Harmony  For 
Three."  They  haven't  decided  on  the 
third,  yet. 


Frances  Langford  is  managed  by 
the  guy  who  is  crazy  about  her:  Ken 
Dolan.  Now  he's  taken  Jerry  Cooper 
under  his  managerial  wing. 


You  asked  about  Rosemary  Lane, 
now  getting  a  swell  build-up  for  cin- 
ema fame:  She's  5-4,  108,  violet  eyes, 
rusty  blonde  hair  (so  she  calls  it), 
plays  piano,  harmonica,  likes  clothes 
designing,  studies  voice. 


VIA  WIRE — Lanny  Ross  celebrated  his 
32nd  birthday  (Jan.  19th)  with  his  wife 
Olive  and  friends  by  losing  every  bet  he 
placed  on  the  bangtails  at  Santa  Anita  .  .  . 
Walter  O'Keefe  worked  16  hours  without 
sleep  on  taking  over  the  emceeship  of 
Hollywood  Mardi  Gras  .  .  .  Raymond  Paige 
in  a  dither:  his  boat  ran  aground  .  .  . 
Give  credit  to  Edgar  Bergen's  tall,  stately 
secretary,  Miss  Hanrahan,  upon  whose  lap 
Charlie  McCarthy  is  unceremoniously 
dumped  after  his  stints  on  the  Chase  and 
Sanborn  program;  who  handles  the  mul- 
titudinous Bergen  affairs  capably;  who  sees 
that  the  proper  script  is  in  front  of  the 
maestro  at  every  airing  .  .  .  Radio  rose 
to  the  Stroud  Twins  for  better  material 
lately  and  for  including  other  members 
of  the  cast  in  their  routines.  It  tends  to 
speed  and  pep  up  their  work.  Both  boys 
and  Don  Ameche  play  each  Sunday  after- 
noon at  a  buck  a  game,  that  baseball  ma- 
chine in  the  Melrose  Grotto  next  to 
NBC's  Hollywood  studios  .  .  .  George 
Arliss,  at  rehearsal  of  Lux  Radio  theater, 
scowling  at  the  waggish  actor  who  came 
to  work  wearing  a  monocle  .  .  .  Saturday 
night  at  the  Vine  Street  Brown  Derby: 
Don  Ameche  and  producer  Dwight  Cooke 
stewing  over  Sunday's  script;  Jack  Haley 
and  his  writers  Hal  Fimberg  and  Eddie 
Davis  (one-time  taxi  driver)  feverishly 
repairing  the  night's  airing;  Phil  Baker 
penciling  the  back  of  a  menu  and  of 
course  you  knew  that  his  mysterious  Beetle 
answers,  off  the  mike,  to  the  name  of 
Ward  Wilson  .  .  .  Odd  friendship  is  that 
of  Groucho  Marx  and  Lewis  Browne. 
Former  is  comic  on  stage-screen;  latter 
is  writer-commentator.  Groucho  is  a 
learned,  serious,  earnest  man  in  private 
life,  Browne  is  a  learned,  clowning  comical 
fellow  in  private  life.  (Me,  I'm  very 
whimsical  on  the  golf  course  and  over 
an  avocado  salad)  .  .  .  TheM-G-M-Maxwell 
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blue  leather  seats  and  backs  to  the  orches- 
tra chairs.  Very  pretty  .  .  .  Eddie  Cantor 
did  three  shows  recently,  leaving  the  hos- 
pital with  a  strep  throat,  slumping  off 
state,  doing  his  turn  without  a  slip,  dash- 
ing back  to  the  hospital  afterward.  He 
was  really  pretty  sick  .  .  .  Killer  Gray, 
bodyguard  par  excellence  to  George  Raft, 
did  a  radio  stunt  on  Feg  Murray's 
Seein'  Stars  show — and  was  scared  into 
a  cold  sweat.  As  soon  as  the  show 
was  over,  he  was  found  stuffing  nickels 
into  the  phone  to  see  how  the  boss  liked 
his  work.  And  apparently  George  gave 
him  a  clear  bill  of  health  .  .  .  Bob 
Taylor  and  Barbara  Stanwyck  danced  two 
complete  numbers  the  night  Phil  Harris 
opened  the  local  Palomar  Palace  de 
Terpsichore.  But  then  the  crowd  recog- 
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friend  in  your  best  baritone  .  .  .  Jeanette 
MacDonald,  in  forthcoming  tome — 
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to  get  billing  both  as  movie  and  radio 
luminary  .  .  .  Kenny  Baker,  fast  climbing 
to  the  front  as  ace  popular  canary,  is 
going  in  for  flamboyant  attire.  Now  shows 
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and  a  turned-up  collar  on  her  sealskin 
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her  picture  career  .  .  .  Beryl  Carew,  the 
14-year-old  thrush  from  Canada,  has  been 
signed  to  a  forty-nine-week  contract  by 
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.  .  .  Despite  fact  that  Gloria  Youngblood 
(the  Injun  gal)  and  Rudy  Vallee  vehe- 
mently deny  any  romance,  she  was  on  stage 
for  his  first  Hollywood  broadcast.  Di- 
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Phil  Baker's  "Beetle"  did  a  guest  shot 
on  Jack  Benny's  show,  finished  at  4:22 
P.  M.,  dashed  into  a  car,  pell-melled 
from  NBC  studios  on  Melrose  to  Vine 
Street  Theater  opposite  the  Brown  Derby, 
rushed  into  theater  and  spoke  first 
lines  of  the  Phil  Baker  show  at  exactly 
4:31  P.  M.  Some  ghost  .  .  .  The  boys 
are  hawking  radio  tickets  around  town, 
so  great  has  the  demand  become.  Jack 
Benny  and  Chase  and  Sanborn  tickets 
have  brought  as  high  as  #2  a  piece  .  .  . 
.  .  .  Mardi  Gras  snapshot:  Ray  Paige 
clowning  with  his  orchestra  at  rehearsal — 
the  boys  in  the  band  doing  a  ra-ta-ta- 
rala-ta-rah  and  a  kerplunk  on  the  drums 
as  Ray  tossed  a  spit-ball  at  Ken  Niles 
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material  he  gets  made  into  sports  coats 
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free  .  .  .  Dick  Powell's  return  to  Holly- 
wood Hotel  for  a  single  broadcast.  Sit- 
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tention. So  much  work  to  be  done  by 
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with  it  without  breaking  the  thread 
of  attention  between  them  and  their 
listeners.  I've  used  them  myself,  but 
I  don't  like  to.  But  if  you  do  use 
them,  don't  try  to  hide  the  fact — be- 
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liked  the  little  slam  at  myself  so  much 
they   roared,   and   liked  me   at   once. 

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*^  the  audience  in  a  good  mood,  or 
you  won't  be  around  there  any  longer. 
In  the  days  when  I  was  still  lecturing 
in  the  British  Isles  about  Lawrence, 
the  Black  and  Tan  rebellion  was  go- 
ing on  in  Ireland.  I'd  scheduled  a  lec- 
ture in  Dublin,  and  when  I  got  there 
I  learned  that  the  whole  city  was  up 
in  arms  against  me.  The  firebrands 
were  claiming  that  my  speech  was  an 
attempt  to  cram  British  propaganda 
down  their  throats,  and  they  said  if 
I  tried  to  appear  they'd  break  up  the 
lecture. 

"I  walked  out  on  the  stage  into  a 
dead  silence.  It's  the  only  time  in 
my  life  I've  ever  had  that  feeling  of 
walking  into  a  wall  of  dislike,  and 
I'll  admit  I  was  frightened.  I  started 
by  saying  that  I  was  going  to  talk 
about  heroism,  that  I  admired  heroism 
myself  and  knew  they  did  too.  And 
then  I  pointed  out  that  some  of  the 
heroes  I  was  going  to  tell  them  about 
were  English,  and  some  were  Irish, 
and  some  were  Arabians — but  their 
nationality  didn't  count.  What  did 
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had  done. 

"I  didn't  know  how  it  would  go 
over,  but  I  didn't  know  anything  else 
to  try.  And  honestly,  I've  never  had 
a  politer,  more  attentive  and  friendly 
audience  in  my  life. 

"Rule  number  three  is — don't  let 
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roof  to  let  the  air  in.  Some  mon- 
keys got  up  in  the  palm  trees  above 
the  building  and  listened  a  while, 
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heard,  because  they  started  to  throw 
cocoanuts   down   on   me. 

"Things  like  that  are  hard  on  any 
speaker,  but  if  you  can  learn  to  wea- 
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is  an  unsatisfactory  introduction.  They 
get  angry  because  the  men  who  in- 
troduce them  mispronounce  their 
names,  or  wear  out  the  audience  with 
long  speeches,  or  something  else.  I 
never  mind.  My  name  is  easy  to  pro- 
nounce, and  if  the  introducer  wants 
to  wear  out  his  welcome,  that's  his 
business,  not  mine.  Whenever  I  can, 
I  stay  off  the  stage  until  the  introduc- 
tion is  over.  Then,  if  it  lasts  forty- 
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a  smoke  while  I'm  waiting. 

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results.  One  very  well-known  writer 
was  almost  mobbed  in  one  town  be- 
cause he  got  angry.  In  his  audience 
there  was  one  man  with  a  completely 
blank  face.  It  stood  out  from  that 
sea  of  faces  in  the  auditorium  like  the 
the  Empire  State  building  in  New 
York  City,  and  before  long  it  got  on 
the  speaker's  nerves.  He  found  him- 
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control,  stopped  his  talk,  and  point- 
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"The  audience  was  so  furious  it 
was  ready  to  run  him  out  of  town, 
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"Another  lecturer  I  knew  once  lost 
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larity. As  I  said,  that's  the  trouble 
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of  sea-lions,  if  you  were  one,  you 
wouldn't  make  that  much  noise!'  He 
couldn't  have  said  anything  that 
would  have  made  the  rest  of  the  au- 
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"If  you'll  only  look  at  them  sensi- 
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as  to  be  able  to  laugh  a  little  at  a 
speaker. 

"Years  ago,  in  London,  I  was  talk- 
ing on  India  just  at  the  time  Gandhi 
was  campaigning  against  the  salt  tax. 
In  the  midst  of  my  speech,  one  night, 
a  woman  in  the  audience  stood  up  and 
began  shrieking,  'Down  with  the  salt 
tax!  Down  with  Lowell  Thomas!' 
over  and  over  again.  She  kept  it  up 
for  several  minutes  and  then  sat  down 
and  I  went  on  with  my  talk.  The 
next  day,  she  did  it  again,  and  the 
next  and  the  next.  But  on  the  fourth 
day  my  manager  happened  to  drop 
in  to  hear  the  lecture,  and  he  was 
horrified.  He  sent  for  the  police  and 
she  was  arrested.  As  soon  as  I  could 
I  went  down  to  the  station  and  got  her 
out.  If  I  could,  I'd  have  paid  her  to 
make  the  disturbance  every  night! 
You've  no  idea  how  it  electrified  the 
audience  and  made  them  aware  of 
what  I  was  telling  them  about  India. 

"The  next  rule — number  four — is 
really  very  simple,  but  it  takes  a  lot 
of  practice.  Watch  your  posture  and 
your  movements.  Don't  stand  with 
your  hands  in  your  pockets,  or  lean- 
ing on  a  chair  or  table,  or  with  your 
feet  wide  apart.  Be  sparing  of  your 
gestures.  In  fact,  don't  do  anything 
that  will  take  the  attention  of  your 
audience  away  from  what  you  are 
saying  and   center  it  on  yourself. 

I  'M  not  sure  that  rule  number  five 
'  isn't  the  most  important  of  all — al- 
ways stop  talking  about  ten  or  fifteen 
minutes  before  your  audience  ex- 
pects you  to.  Too  many  inexperienced 
speakers  think  that  a  short  speech 
sounds  like  a  poorly  prepared  one, 
when  the  truth  is  exactly  the  oppo- 
site. I  remember  a  banquet  I  at- 
tended once.  There  were  too  many 
speakers  to  begin  with,  but  the  last 
one  was  the  worst.  He  was  a  sena- 
tor and  he  stood  up  there,  reading  his 
speech  from  manuscript,  for  a  full 
hour.  The  people  at  the  table  got  so 
sick  of  listening  to  him  that  at  the 
end  of  each  paragraph  they  actually 
stood  up  on  their  chairs  and  waved 
their  napkins  and  cheered — and  he'd 
bow  and  smile,  and  go  right  on! 

"On  the  other  hand,  the  most  ef- 
fective seconding  speech  at  the  last 
Democratic  convention  was  made  by 
a  delegate  who  got  up  and  said,  'My 
state  (naming  it)  seconds  the  nomi- 
nation of  Franklin  Delano  Roosevelt!' 
All  the  other  seconding  speeches  had 
been  long  and  windy,  but  this  dele- 
gate, who  was  a  trained  speaker, 
knew  the  best  way  to  arouse  enthu- 
siasm— and  he  did  it. 

"Rule  number  six  has  a  lot  to  do 
with  number  five,  but  it's  so  impor- 
tant that  it  deserves  a  place  by  it- 
self. It's  this — always  know  your  last 
two  or  three  sentences  by  heart!  If 
you  don't  you'll  find  yourself  groping, 
stalling,  talking  on  and  on  long  after 
you've  said  all  you  wanted  to  say, 
simply  because  you  can't  think  of  a 
graceful  way  to  stop. 

"The  last  rule  of  all  isn't  anything 
I  discovered  myself.  It  was  given  to 
me,  many  years  ago,  by  one  of  the 
most  brilliant  speakers  I  ever  knew, 
Congressman  J.  Adam  Bede  of  Mon- 
tana. I  asked  him  for  his  recipe  for 
effective  public  speaking,  just  as  you 
asked  me,  and  what  he  said  impressed 
me  so  much  I've  always  tried  to  fol- 
low it  above  everything  else.  I  may 
break  the  other  rules  now  and  then, 
but  never  this  one.  This  is  what  Con- 
gressman Bede  told  me: 

"  T  always  buoy  my  philosophy  on 
a  sea  of  humor.'  " 


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RADIO     MIRROR 


Jane  Pickens 
makes  her  eyes 
attractive  with 
care  and  makeup. 


JANE  PICKENS,  whose  melodious 
voice  has  won  countless  numbers 
of  radio  fans,  and  who  is  now 
heard  singing  on  the  Ben  Bernie  pro- 
gram at  9:30,  Wednesday  nights  on 
CBS,  has  another  claim  to  fame — her 
beautiful  eyes.  Yet,  Miss  Pickens 
gives  a  generous  share  of  credit  for 
her  beautiful  eyes  to  eye  make-up. 
What's  more,  she  quite  frankly  tells 
how  it  is  done. 

"It  isn't  really  necessary  (though 
it  helps!)  to  be  born  with  lovely 
eyes,"  she  confides.  "With  a  little 
patience  and  ingenuity,  eyes  can  be 
made  to  appear  lovelier  and,  though 
appearances  may  be  deceiving — they 
certainly  attract  attention! 

"Mascara  and  eyeshadow,  for  ex- 
ample, can  do  wonders  in  improving 
the  appearance  of  the  eyes.  Although 
I  think  mascara  and  shadow  should 
be  used  sparingly  for  daytime  wear, 
in  the  evening  and  onstage  they  are 
irreplaceable.  At  night,  I  prefer  to  use 
brown  mascara  over  black  because 
the  black  by  itself  looks  too  artificial 
for  fair-skinned  blondes.  And  here's 
a  little  trick  in  mascara  make-up 
when  you  want  your  lashes  to  look 
extra  long  and  thick  and  dark:  Coat 
the  lashes  once,  lightly;  now  take 
your  powder  puff  and  pat  it  lightly 
over  the  lashes.  This  forms  an  ex- 
cellent   base    for    a    second    layer    of 


mascara — and  that's  all  you  will  need, 
for  your  lashes  will  then  have  as  thick 
a  coat  of  mascara  as  you  desire — de- 
pending upon  the  amount  of  powder 
you  apply. 

"Rather  than  use  an  iridescent  eye 
shadow.  I  prefer  to  use  a  definite 
color.  I  first  apply  a  bit  of  gray 
(only  on  the  upper  lid,  of  course) 
and  extend  it  about  a  quarter  of  an 
inch  past  the  corners  of  the  eyes. 
Over  the  basic  gray,  a  slight  touch  of 
blue,  and  then  just  the  faintest  bit  of 
vaseline  for  that  limpid  look.  The 
idea  of  using  a  basic  color  eyeshadow 
with  another  shade  on  top,  produces 
interesting  results.  A  blonde  with 
blue  eyes  for  example,  might  use  the 
gray  foundation,  with  blue  or  violet. 
A  brown-eyed  girl  will  find  that  dark 
green  used  on  top  of  brown  is  an 
unusual  combination.  And  the  color 
and  depth  of  hazel  eyes  are  intensified 
when  dark  blue  is  combined  with 
gray. 

"Eye  make-up  is  really  fun  because 
you  can  obtain  such  gratifying  re- 
sults with  so  little  effort.  But,  of 
equal  importance,  is  the  necessity  of 


By   JOYCE 
ANDERSON 


keeping  the  eyes  clear  and  rested  and 
guarding  them  against  strain." 

That,  indeed,  is  the  very  essence 
of  eye  beauty.  It  means,  first  of  all, 
that  we  must  get  enough  sleep  and 
that  we  ought  to  use  a  reliable  eye 
lotion  or  drops  regularly  to  soothe 
and  refresh  them.  Too  much  night 
life,  reading,  or  exposure  to  sun,  dust 
and  wind  will  cause  dull  and  red- 
veined  eyes. 

THERE'S  a  story  told  about  a  radio 
'  star  who  refuses  to  open  her  eyes 
in  the  morning  until  her  bottle  of  eye 
lotion  is  brought  to  her  bedside.  Not 
until  she  has  bathed  and  refreshed 
her  eyes  can  she  gaze  upon  the  morn- 
ing serenely.  In  contrast  to  this  are 
those  who  persist  in  reading  their 
morning  newspapers  under  the  dull 
flickering  lights  of  the  subway;  those 
who  spread  out  their  sewing  on  the 
dining  room  table  where  lighting  is 
unsuited  to  this  kind  of  work. 

Good  lighting  for  almost  every  thing 
you  do,  is  essential.  You  can  keep 
your  eyes  prettier  by  giving  them 
good  lighting  to  help  keep  them 
rested.  Be  sure  that  the  light  under 
which  you  work  and  play  is  of  the 
right  quality,  smoothly  diffused  and 
without  glare.  If  there  is  any  doubt 
in  your  mind  about  the  lighting  in 
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RADIO     MIRROR 


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HERE'S  GOOD 


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HAVE  you  ever  stopped  to  think 
how  much  you  have  in  common 
with  Eddie  Cantor?  Possibly  not, 
for  your  life  may  be  vastly  different 
from  his,  busy  as  he  is  with  radio 
and  screen  activities.  But  you  really 
share  with  this  hard-working  star 
one  important  need,  the  need  for 
foods,  and  combinations  of  foods,  that 
will   maintain   health   and   energy. 

If  we  seem  to  talk  a  great  deal  in 
this  department  about  energy  build- 
ing foods,  remember  it  is  because  that 
is  the  function  of  food — to  provide 
an  abundance  of  vitality  for  this 
strenuous  business  of  living.  For  this 
reason  at  Eddie's  suggestion  we  have 
collected  some  recipes  which  make 
use  of  foods  containing  in  high  pro- 
portion the  energy  building  elements. 

Apple,  Nut  and  Raisin  Buns 
(Illustrated) 

2V2  cups   sifted   flour 
4       tsps.  baking  powder 
V2  tsp.  salt 

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By     MRS. 

MARGARET 

SIMPSON 

Take  Eddie  Cantor's  tip  and 
get  energy  from  your  meals 


Vi  cup  shortening 

%  cup  milk 

Filling 

2  tbls.  melted  butter 

3  apples,  diced 
V2  cup  nut  meats 
Vz  cup    raisins 

2  tbls.    sugar 

V4  tsp.  cinnamon 

V4  cup  New  Orleans  type  molasses 


Sift  together  flour,  salt  and  baking 
powder.  Cut  in  shortening,  and  add 
milk  gradually,  stirring  constantly. 
Knead,  on  floured  board,  for  30 
seconds,  then  roll  out  half  an  inch 
thick.  Spread  melted  butter  on  dough, 
then  sprinkle  on  apples,  nuts,  raisins, 
sugar  and  cinnamon,  and  about  half 
the  molasses.  Roll  as  for  jelly  roll  and 
cut  in  half-inch  slices.  Place  rolls  in 
greased  pan  about  one  inch  apart 
and  oour  over  remaining  molasses. 
Bake'at  400  F.  for  20  minutes. 

Corn  Pudding 

1       egg 

1  tbl.  flour 

2  tsps.  sugar 
V4  tsp.  salt 

1       cup  milk 

1       tbl.  melted  butter 

1       can    corn 

Beat  the  egg,  then  beat  in  the  dry 
ingredients  until  smooth.  Beat  in  milk, 
then  melted  butter.  Add  corn,  and 
transfer   to   buttered   casserole.   Bake 


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in  moderate  oven  (350  F.)  until  firm 
(45  minutes).  At  the  end  of  the  first 
twenty  minutes,  stir  well. 

Baked  Bean  Croquettes 

1  can  baked  beans 

2  medium  onions 
Cracker  crumbs 

Mince  the  onions  fine  and  cook 
until  tender,  but  not  browned,  in  a 
little  butter.  Mash  the  beans,  add  the 
onion  and  mix  in  cracker  crumbs 
until  the  mixture  will  hold  its  shape. 
Form  into  balls,  using  a  tablespoonful 
of  the  mixture  for  each  ball,  roll  in 
cracker  crumbs,  and  fry  in  deep  fat 
(390  F.)    until  brown. 

Fruit   Fritters 

1  cup  flour 
xk  tsp.  salt 
%  cup  water 

2  tbls.  olive  oil 
1       egg  white 

Sift  together  flour  and  salt.  Add 
water  and  beat  smooth,  then  add  oil 
and  beat  smooth.  Fold  in  stiffly  beaten 
egg  white.  Small  fruits,  such  as 
raspberries  or  cherries  (halved  and 
stoned)  may  be  mixed  with  the 
batter.  Larger  fruits,  such  as  orange 
sections,  pineapple  slices,  peach  or 
apricot  halves  should  be  dipped  into 
the  batter.  Cook  in  deep  fat,  360°  to 
370°  F.,  5  to  7  minutes  for  fresh 
fruits,  3  to  5  minutes  for  canned. 

Old  Fashioned  Rice  Pudding 
Vz  cup  rice  Vz  cup  sugar 

Vz  cup  raisins       Vz  tsp.  salt 
1       quart  milk  Pinch  of  nutmeg 

Wash  thoroughly  both  the  rice  and 
the  raisins,  then  mix  them  with  the 
remaining  ingredients.  Transfer  to 
buttered  casserole  and  bake  in  slow 
oven  (300°  F.)  until  rice  is  tender, 
about  2 Vz  hours,  stirring  every  15 
minutes  during  the  first  hour. 


Chocolate  Rennet  Dessert 

1       rennet  tablet 
1       tbl.  water 
1       qt.  fresh  milk 
V4  cup  sugar 

1  tsp.  vanilla 

2  sqs.  chocolate 

Break  up  the  rennet  tablet  and 
dissolve  it  in  the  water.  Melt  the 
chocolate  in  1  cup  of  milk,  bring 
nearly  to  boiling  point,  stirring 
until  smooth,  then  allow  to  chill. 
Combine  with  remaining  milk  and 
heat  to  lukewarm  (98°  F.)  in  top 
of  double  boiler,  being  careful 
that  temperature  does  not  go 
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vanilla,  and  pour  into  serving  dish 
or  sherbert  glasses.  Let  stand  at 
room  temperature  until  mixture 
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Coconut   Rennet   Dessert 

1       rennet  tablet 
1       tbl.  water 
1       qt.  fresh  milk 

Vi  cup  sugar 

%  cup  shredded  coconut 
1       tsp.  vanilla 

Dissolve  the  rennet  tablet  in 
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coconut  to  the  milk  and  allow  to 
stand  for  30  minutes.  Heat  milk 
and  coconut  in  top  of  double 
boiler  to  98°  F.,  then  proceed  as 
directed  in  first  recipe.  Serve 
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Jane  Pickens  first  applies  a 
bit  of  gray  shadow  and  ex- 
tends it  past  the  corners  of 
her  eyes.  Over  the  basic 
gray,  she  blends  in  a  bit  of 
blue,  and  then  a  faint  touch 
of  vaseline  for  shiny  lids. 

Mascara  is  brushed  up  from 
the  roots  to  the  tips  of  the 
lashes.  After  it  is  applied, 
Jane  goes  over  her  lashes 
with  a  dry  brush  to  remove 
excess  mascara  and  which 
separates  each  eyelash. 


(Continued  from  page  93) 
your  home,  you  will  be  interested  to 
know  that  utilities  everywhere  have 
a  free  service  which  makes  it  possible 
for  you  to  have  your  home  lighting 
measured  with  a  little  measuring 
instrument  called  a  light  meter. 

Most  of  us  strain  our  eyes,  one  way 
or  another.  If  the  March  winds  have 
blown  more  than  your  share  of  dust 
into  your  eyes,  try  this  little  treat- 
ment. It's  a  grand  pick-up  if  you  are 
going  out  in  the  evening  and  want  to 
be  a  bright-eyed  beauty.  Lie  down 
for  ten  or  fifteen  minutes  and  place 
warm  lotion-soaked  cotton  pads  over 
your  closed  eyes.  After  you  have 
rested,  remove  the  pads,  splash  with 
icy  cold  water  and  proceed  with  your 
make-up. 

ONE  of  the  first  places  to  show  eye- 
strain, and  fatigue,  is  in  that  thin 
sensitive  area  of  skin  around  your 
eyes.  Even  very  young  girls  will 
notice  that  fine  lines  and  wrinkles  are 
etched  there,  almost  overnight.  The 
reason  for  this  is  that  the  tissue  under 
the  eyes  and  on  the  eyelids  is  exceed- 
ingly delicate  and  loses  its  natural  oil 
more  quickly  than  any  other  facial 
area.  Then  the  least  strain  shows  in 
tiny  lines  which  multiply  and  deepen. 
An  eye  cream  of  rich  blended  oils 
will  ward  off  those  wrinkles  and 
lubricate  the  sensitive  skin  around 
the  eyes.  Use  a  small  quantity  of 
cream  on  the  third  finger  of  each 
hand  and  smooth  it  on  the  eyelids. 
Now  look  upward  and  "fingerprint" 
the  cream  beneath  the  eyes  and  out 
toward  the  temples  lightly.  Eye  cream 
should  be  used  before  retiring  and 
left  on  overnight. 

"Eye  exercises"  sound  rather 
strenuous,  but  actually  they  are  very 
relaxing.  Try,  for  instance,  staring  at 
some  object  in  the  distance.  Keep 
your  eyes  fixed  upon  it  for  a  minute 
or  two  without  blinking. 

Another  exercise  that  relaxes  the 
eyes  is  to  cup  your  hands  over  your 
eyes,  keeping  the  fingers  close  to- 
gether so  that  all  light  is  shut  out. 
Hold  your   cupped   hands   over   your 


closed  eyes  for  three  to  five  minutes 
and  do  this  often  during  the  day. 

A  third  exercise  is  to  follow  a  large 
imaginary  circle  on  the  wall.  Move 
your  eyes  slowly  around  this  circle  ten 
times  without  moving  your  head. 
May  I  hastily  add,  however,  that  you 


TEN     COMMANDMENTS 
FOR    GOOD    GROOMING 

You've  all  heard  of  Tobe,  who  is 
a  well-known  and  famous  stylist.  I 
asked  her  for  her  New  Year's  Resolu- 
tions on  Good  Style  Grooming,  and  I 
find  them  so  sensible  that  I'm  going  to 
quote  them  to  you. 

1.  "I  will  never  let  my  stocking 
seams  be  crooked,  or  my  heels  run 
down. 

2.  "I  will  have  a  wave  and  a  mani- 
cure once  a  week,  and  will  give  my- 
self home  grooming  daily. 

3.  "I  will  change  my  hair  style  at 
least  once  during  the  year. 

4.  "I  will  get  dresses  large  enough 
to  cover  my  hips  and  shoulders  with- 
out strain. 

5.  "I  will  wear  comfortable  shoes, 
remembering  that  there  never  was  a 
smart  woman  whose  feet  hurt. 

6.  "I  will  choose  a  definite  color 
scheme  for  my  wardrobe  each  sea- 
son, and  plan  my  accessories  around 
that  color. 

7.  "I  will  make  two  dresses  do  the 
work  of  three,  and  spend  the  differ- 
ence on  better  hats,  shoes,  bags,  gloves 
and  other  accessories. 

8.  "I  will  dress  to  please  the  man  I 
have  or  the  man  I  want. 

9.  "I  will  wear  black,  brown  or  navy 
three  times  to  every  one  time  I  wear 
a  color,  because  I  know  that  dark  col- 
ors are  smartest. 

10.  "Once  a  year  I  will  go  completely 
haywire  and  buy  something  I  don't 
need,  can't  afford,  but  cannot  live 
without,  because  a  dash  of  madness 
gives  spice  and  interest  to  a  too-perfect 
wardrobe." 

— Alice  Hughes,  talking  on  the 
Daily  Information  Service  over 
the  Mutual  Broadcasting  System 


practice  these  eye  exercises  only  when 
you  are  alone?  It  might  be  embar- 
rassing to  be  discovered  staring  into 
space,  peering  from  behind  your 
fingers,  or  rolling  your  eyes  in  circles. 
Let's  move  away — but  not  very  far 
—from  eyes,  for  the  moment,  and  con- 
sider eyebrows.  The  trend  is  very 
definitely  toward  thicker,  more  natu- 
ral looking  brows.  Those  thin,  plucked 
wispy  brows,  denoting  an  over-zeal- 
ous use  of  tweezers,  are  as  obsolete  as 
the  dodo  bird.  Eyebrows  today  must 
be  well-brushed,  well-groomed  and 
lightly  accented  with  color.  Of  course 
you  will  remove  those  hairs  that 
straggle  over  the  bridge  of  your  nose 
and  those  that  spoil  the  natural  curve. 
If  your  brows  are  scanty  or  colorless, 
use  your  eyebrow  pencil  to  shape  and 
define  them.  Follow  the  curve  to  the 
end  of  the  brow  and  extend  the  line 
a  trifle,  if  necessary.  Soften  by  blend- 
ing with  your  fingertip. 

WHILE  gray  and  brown  are  strong 
favorites  in  eyeshadow,  blue  and 
green  have  become  very  popular.  If 
you  have  difficulty  in  putting  on  your 
eyeshadow  so  that  it  will  not  smudge, 
try  this  for  better  results:  Dip  your 
fingertip  into  the  shadow  and  then 
rub  almost  all  of  it  off  on  the  palm 
of  the  other  hand  before  applying  it 
to  your  lids.  Use  the  smear  on  your 
palm  as  if  it  were  a  palette  and  take 
up  your  supply  of  shadow  from  there. 

Mascara  is  brushed  on  from  the 
roots  of  the  lashes  to  the  tips.  Use 
just  a  small  amount  of  mascara  on 
your  brush  at  one  time,  applying 
one  or  two  coats  until  the  desired 
color  is  obtained.  Brush  up  from  the 
roots  to  the  tips  of  your  lashes  and 
curl  as  you  color.  Then,  go  over  them 
with  a  dry  brush  to  remove  excess 
mascara   and  to  separate   the   lashes. 

So,  turn  your  eyes  toward  beauty 
and  if  nature  has  not  bestowed  beau- 
tiful eyes  upon  you,  don't  be  dis- 
mayed. With  constant  endeavor  and 
the  aid  of  those  little  bottles,  boxes, 
brushes  and  pencils,  you  can  do  a 
very  clever  job  of  eye  beautifying 
yourself. 


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fail— so  often.  Soon  after  pow- 
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back— just  the  right  velvety 
beauty  is  lacking— or  it  may 
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powder:  No,  if  you  haven't. 

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The  fine  domestic  powders  are  not  like  it; 
the  expensive  imported  powders  are  not  like  it. 

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tiny  imperfections  —  smooths 
out  uneven  skin  color — makes 
even  a  poor  complexion  take 
on  marvelous  beauty  —  and 
yet  never  gives  that  chalky  powdered  look. 

Guard  against  coarse  pores  and  blemishes. 
You  select  face  powder  for  immediate  beauty. 
And  this  Princess  Pat  powder  gives  you.  But, 
in  addition,  the  almond  base  is  good  for  your 
skin.  Remember,  some  face  powders  can 
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ing  coarse   pores — and   blemishes. 


Princess    Pat 

TUNE   IN — "A  TALE  OF  TODAY"-real  life  story-NBC  Red  Network,  Sundays  6:30  P.M.  Eastern  Time 


DIFFERENT  SHADES 
PRINCESS  PAT  FACE  POWDER 

See  in  your  own  mirror  how  much 
more  beauty  Princess  Pat  almond 
base  face  powder  gives  your  skin— 
observe  the  smart,  modern,  youthful 
shades  — note  how  much  longer 
Princess  Pat  face  powder  stays  on. 

MAIL  THIS  COUPON 

Princess  Pat,  Dept.  894, 

2709  South  Wells  Street,  Chicago 

I'd  like  to  try  Princess  Pat  powder. 
Please  send  me — free — 5  different  shades. 
Thia  offer  expires  July  1,  1938 

Name - 

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CLAUD ETTE  COLBERT 
Co-starring  in  Paranaount's 
"Bluebeard's  Eighth  Wife' 


From  Laughs  to  Tears 
in  30  Seconds 


Glaudette  Colbert  tells  how  the  throat-  > 
strain  of  emotional  acting  led  her  to  Luckies 


"Emoting  to  order"  is  a  real  strain  on  the 
throat.  That's  why  an  actress  thinks  twice 
before  choosing  a  cigarette.  Miss  Colbert 
says:  "After  experimenting,  I'm  convinced 
that  my  throat  is  safest  with  Luckies." 

Ask  a  tobacco  expert  why  Luckies  are  so 
easy  on  the  throat.  He'll  undoubtedly  ex- 
plain that  the  choice  tobacco  Lucky  Strike 


buys,  makes  for  a  light  smoke.  And  he  may 
add  that  the  exclusive  "Toasting"  process 
takes  out  certain  irritants  found  in  all  tobacco. 
Here's  the  experts'  actual  verdict. . .  Sworn 
records  show  that,  among  independent  tobacco 
experts  not  connected  with  any  cigarette 
manufacturer,  Luckies  have  twice  as  many  ex- 
clusive smokers  as  all  other  brands  combined. 


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