Burke, Charles St. Thomas
Rip Van Winkle
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EIP VAN WINKLE:
A LEGEND OF THE CATSKILLS.
A EOMANTIC DEAMA, IN TWO ACTS.
ADAPTED FEOM WASHINGTON lEVING'S SKETCH BOOK, BY CHAELES
BUEKE.
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Bramatis
As Performed at ihe Arch Street, Phil., Theatre, 1850.
ACT I.— 1763.
IP VAN WINKLE (a Dutch-
man)
NICKERBOCKER (a School-
ERRIC VAN SLAUS (the Bur-
EBXAN VAN SLAUS (his son)
ICHOLAS VEDDER (friend to
Rip)
Mr. C. Burke.
Mr. J. L. Baker.
Mr. Marsh.
Mr. Henkins.
Mr. Anderson.
Wo. 340. Dicks' Standard Plays.
CLAUSEN (friend to Rip)
RORT VAN CLUMP (a Landlord)...
GrUSTAFFE
DAME VAN WINKLE
ALICE
LORRENNA
Mr. Bradford.
Mr. Worrell.
Mr. Mortimorc.
Mrs. Hushes.
Miss Wood.
Miss E. Jones.
Mr. Brown.
Mr. Ray.
Mr. Ross.
ACT II.-1783.
A lapse of twenty yean is supposed to occur between the First and Second Acts.
RIP VAN WINKLE (the
dreamer)
HERMAN VAN SLAUS ... .
SETH SLOUGH
KNICKERBOCKER .
THE JUDGE ...
.. Mr. C. Burke.
. Mr. Heukins.
. Mr. J. Jefferson.
. Mr. J. L. Barker.
. Mr. Anderson.
GUSTAFFE
RIP VAN WINKLE, JR.
FIRST VILLAGER
SECOND VILLAGER
ALICE KNICKERBOCKER
LORRENNA
Mr. Mortimore.
Mr. Stanley.
Mr. Thomas.
Mr. Sims.
Miss Wood.
Miss E. Jones.
O O
TJ HVC E.
RIP.— l.*t Drcff: A deer-pkin coat and belt -full brown breeches— deer-skin gaiters— cap. 2nd Du>.--s :
S;>jne, but much worn and ru.ir.^'d.
KNICKERBOCKER.- I.:/ Dress: Brown -qnarc-cnt coat — vest and breeches— shoes and buckles. 2nd
Dress: Block coat, breeches, husr, itu.
DERRICK VAN SLAUS. — Square-cut coat— full breeches— black silk hose— shoes and buckles —
HERMAN. — 1st Drc.-s : Ibid. '2nd Dress.- Black frock eop.t -tig-lit pants — boots and tassels.
VEDDER ")
(.'LAI-HEN ;-Dark square-cut coats, vests, breeches, &c.
llORY )
< icsTAFFE. -Blr.e jacket -white pit -
SI:TII SLon.n. Gray coat— striped nts.
Ju«GE.— Full suit of black.
YOUNG RIP. — A dress similar to Rip'
DAME.— Short -jown and quilt<-d petticoat— cap.
ALICE.— 1st Drcfs : Bodice, with hali .kirt ii-jnrcsl petticoat. 2ncl Dress: Brown satin bodice and
skirt, &c.
LORRENNA, Act 1. — A child.
LCRRENNA, Act 2. — White nn;.-lin di-i -s, b:;iek ri'iil/on ljult, &c.
STAGE DIRECTIONS.
EXITS AND ENTRANCES. — R. means Right; L. Left; D. F. Door in Flat; R. D. Rigid Door; L. D.
Left Doer: S. ; , .- U. K. Upper Entrant* j M. D. Middle Door; L. U. E. Left L>j>er
c; R. U. E. Ii (';//<! L'wcr Entrance; L. S. E. Left Second Entrance; P. S. Prompt .Side; 0. P.
Opposite Prompt.
RELATIVE POSITIONS.— R, means Rigid; L. Left; C. Centre; R. C. Eight of Centre; L. C. Left of
Centre. M
R RC. C. LC. L.
*** TTie Rcadei is supposed to be on ilic Stage, facinj tlie Audience.
RIP VAN WINKLE.
ACT I.
SCENE I.— A Tillage.— House, L. H. 3 E., with a
sign of " George III."— Two or three tables, c. L.
and E.— Villagers discovered, smoking. VEDDER,
E., KNICKERBOCKER, L. c., RORY, L.,
CLAUSIN at table, c.— Chorus at rise of
curtain.
CHORUS.
In our native Ia7id, where flows the Rhine,
In infancy we culled the vine ;
Although we toiled with patient care,
But poor and scanty was our fare.
SOLO.
Till tempting waves, with anxious toil,
We landed on Columbia's soil ;
Now plenty, all our cares repay,
So laugh and dance the hours away.
CHORUS.
Now plenty, all our cares repay,
So laugh and dance the hours away.
Ha, ha, ha ! Ha, ha, ha !
So laugh, ha, ha ! and dance the hours away.
Vedd. Neighbour Clausin, on your way hither,
saw you anything of our friend, Rip Van Winkle ?
Where there's a cup of good liquor to be shared,
he's sure to be on hand — a thirsty soul.
Knick. Truly the man that turns up his nose at
good liquor is a fool, as we Dutchmen have it ; but
cut no jokes on Rip ; remember, I'm soon to be a
member of his family ; and any insult offered to
him, I shall resent in the singular number, and
satisfaction must follow, as the Frenchman have
it.
7edd. So. Knickerbocker, you are really deter-
mined to marry Rip's sister, the pretty Alice ?
Knick. Yes, determined to be a prisoner in
Hymen's chains, as the lovers have it. I've got
Rip's consent, I've got Alice's consent, and I've got
my own consent !
Clau. But have you got the dame's consent, eh ?
Knick. There I'm dished and done up brown;
would you believe it ? she calls me a long, scraggy,
outlandish animal, and that I look like two deal
boards glued together.
Rory. Here comes Alice, and with her Rip's
daughter.
• Music.— Enter ALICE, with LORRENNA,
U. E. B. H.
.Alice. Come along, loiterer 1 woe betide us when
we get home, for having tarried BO long. What
will the dame say ?
Lor. Well, it's not my fault, for you have been
up and down the lane a dozen times, looking; for
he school-master, Knickerbocker.
Alice. Hold your tongue, Miss, it's no such
hing.
Lor. You know you love him.
Cilice. How do you know that, Miss Pert ?
Lor. I can see it ; and seeing is believing, they
say. Oh, you're monstrous jealous of him, you
know you are.
(Knickerbocker advances L. H.)
.Alice. Jealous ! I, jealous of him ? No, indeed,
I never wish to see his ugly face again.
Knick. Say not so, sweet blossom of the valley,
for in that case I shall shoot myself in despair.
.Alice. Oh, don't think of such a thing, lor then
your ghost might haunt me.
Lor. And I'm sure you would rather have him
than his ghost ; wouldn't you, Alice ?
Knick. That's a very smart child. But Alice,
sweet Alice, can't I drop in this evening, when the
old folks are out of the way ?
.Alice. Not for the world : if the dame were to
find you in the house, I don't know what would
happen.
Lor. Don't you know, Alice, mammy always goes
out for an hour in the evening, to see her neighbour,
Dame Wrigriin ; now, if you (to Knickerbocker) come
at eight o'clock, and throw some gravel at the
window, there's no knowing but you might see
Alice.
Knick. That's an uncommon clever girl; but,
Alice, I'm determined to turn over a new leaf with
Dame Van Winkle; the next time I see her, I'll
pluck up courage and say to her
Dame. (Without, B. u. E.) Alice! Alice! odds
bodikins and pins, but I'll give it you when I catch
you.
[The Villagers exit, B. and i. H.
Knick. Run, Alice, run !
(Alice, Lorrenna, and Knickerbocker run
tOB.)
Dame. (Without,*.) Alice!
[.Alice, Lorrenna, and Knickerbocker exit hastily, t. H.
Kory. Egad! the dame's tongue is a perfect
scarecrow.
Fedd. The sound of her voice sets them running
just as if she were one of the mountain spirits, of
whom we hear so much talk. But where the deuce
can Rip be all this while ? (Rip sings without, L. 2 E.)
But talk of the devil and his imps appear.
Enter RIP VAN WINKLE, L. 2 E., with gun, game
bag, &c.
Rip. Rip, Rip, wass is dis for a business. You
are a mix nootze unt dat is a fact. Now, I started
for de mountains dis mornin', determined to fill my
bag mit game, but I met Von Brunt, de one-eyed
sergeant — comma see hah, unt brandy- wine hapben
my neiber friend; well, I could'nt refuse to take a
RIP VAN WINKLE.
glass mit him, unt den I tooks anoder glass, unt deu
I took so much as a dozen, do I drink no more as a
bottle ; he drink no more as I— he got so top heavy,
I rolled him in de hedge to sleep a leetle, for his
one eye got so crooked, he never could have seed
his way straight ; den I goes to de mountain, do I
see double, d d a bird could I shooted. But I
stops now, I drinks no more ; if anybody ask me to
drink, I'll say to dem — (Vedder comes down, R. and
n/ers cup to him.) — here is your go-to-hell, and your
family's go-to-hell, and may you all live long and
prosper.
(Drinks.)
Vedd. Why, neighbour Rip, where have you been
nil day ? We feared some of the Elfin goblins of
the Catskill had caught you.
Sip. Ha, ha ! I never see no ghosts, thongh I've
fought mit spirits in my time, ha, ha !
Vedd. And they always throw you, eh ? ha, ha !
Rip. Dat's a fact ! Ha, ha, ha !
Vedd. But, Rip, where have you been ?
Kip. Oh, very hard at work — very busy ; dere is
nothing slipped fun my fingers as was come at abc.
Rory. (Down t.) They appear to have slipped
through your game bag thongh, for it's full of
emptiness. — Ha, ha, ha !
Rip. Ho, ho, ho ! cut no jokes at my ba^r or I'll
gib you the sack.
Vedd. Come Rip, sit down, take a pipe and a
glass, and make yourself comfortable.
Rip. Nine, nine— ech con neiched— it behoves a
man to look after his interest unt not drink all de
while, I shall den be able to manage
Vedd. Your wife, Rip ?
Eip. Manage mine frow ? Can yon fly to de moon
on a paper kite? can you drink all de beer and
brandy-wine at one gulp? when yon can do dat
mine goot irn himmel you can manage mine frow.
(Alllauyh.)
;.Wy. Take one glass, Rip.
Rip. No, I won't touch him.
Vedd. Come, come, lay hold.
Rip. Now I'll be d — -d fun I does.
Vedd. Well, if you won't.
(All go to table but II ip.)
Eip. Dere is a drinks, dere is a drinks, I have
conquered temptation at last. Bravo resolution !
bravo resohition ; resolution you shall have one
{?laSSf0rdat' (Goes to table.)
Omnes. Ha, ha, ha !
Rory. Here, Rip, here's a glass at your service,
aud as for the contents I'll warrant it genuine and
no mistake.
(Gives Rip a cup.)
Rip. Rory, here is your go-to-hell, unt your
family's go-to-hell, unt may you all live long unt
prosper.
Rory. Come, Rip, give us a stave.
Vedd. Yes, yes, Rip, a stave, for the old dame
will be after you soon and then we will all have to
make a clearance;
Rip. Oh, tunner wasser! won't my old woman
slcin me when I get home.
Vedd. and Rory. Ha, ha, ha ! come, the song, the
song.
Eip. Well, here is Rip Van Winkle's warning to
all single fellows.
SONG-.— RIP.
List, my friends, to caution's voice,
Ere de marriage knot you tic ;
It is the devil, mit shrews to splice,
Dat nobody can deny, deny,
Dai nobody can deny.
Chorus. — That nobody can deny, &c,
When a wife to rule once wishes,
Mit poor spouse 'tis all my eye,
I'm d d if she don't wear de breeches,
Dat nobody can deny, deny,
Dat nobody can deny.
Chorus. — That nobody can deny, &c.
Yet dere is a charm about dem,
Do dere voices are so high,
We can't do mit dem, (Pause.)
Nor we can't do mit out 'em,
Dat nobodij can deny, deny,
Dat nobody can deny.
Chorus. — That nobody can deny, &c.
Dame. (Without, R. 1 E.) Rip, Rip ! I'll stretch
your ears when I get hold of them.
Eip. Mine goot im himmel, dere is my frow.
Dame. (Without.) Rip! you lazy varmint ! Rip!
Rip. (Gets under the table with bottle.) Look out,
boys ! de wild cat's coming.
Music.— VEDDER, RORY, and CLAUSIN, at
table — Enter Dame, with a stick, R. tr. E.
Dame. Where is this wicked husband of mine?
odds bodikius and pins ! I heard his voice ; you've
hid him somewhere! yon ought to be ashamed
of yourselves to inveigle a husband from a tender,
loving spouse; but I'm put upon by all, because
they know the mildness of my temper.— (They
laugh.) — Odds bodikins and curling irons, but some
of yon shall laugh the other sides of your mouths —
I'll pull your pate for you.
(3f "sic.— Chases them round table : they
L. and R. — Dame upsets table and
discovers Rip.)
Dame. Oh, you Rip of all rips ! what have yon to
say for yourself If
Kip. Here is your go-to-hell, unt your family's,
unt may you all live long and prosper.
Dame. (Pulling him down the stage by the ear.)
I'm cool— that is to say no: very hot : but the
mildest temper in the world would be in a passion
at such treatment. Get home, you drunken
monster, or I shan't be able to keep my hands off
you— tell me, sir, what have yon been about all
' Rip. Hard at work, my dumpsy dumpsy ; de first
ting I see dis morning was a fine fat rabbit.
Dame. A rabbit? "Oh, I do like rabbits in a
stew • I like everything in a stew.
Eip. I be d d but dat is a fact.
Dame. Well, well, the rabbit ?
Rip. I was going to tell you, well, dere was de
rabbit feeding in de grass.
Da/71 e. Well, well, Rip ?
Eip. I
Dame.
Eip. I takes goot aim mit him.
Dame. Yes,
Eip. I pulls uiy trigger, unt
RIP VAN WINKLE.
Dame. Bang went the gun and down the rabbit
fell.
Rip. Eh ? snap went de gun and off de rabbit
run. Ha, ha, ha !
Lame. No!
Eip. I be d d fnn dat is a fact.
Dame. And you shot nothing ?
Rip. Not dat time ; but de nest time, I picks me
my flint, unt I creeps up to de little pond by de
old field, unt dere what do you tink I see ?
Dame. Ducks?
Rip. More as fifty black diicks — ducks as big as
a, goose — well I hauls xip ac:am.
Dame. And so will I (raising sticfc) if you miss
fire this time,
Eip. Bang!
Dame. How many down ?
Eip. One!
Dame. Not more than one duck out of fifty ?
Kip. Yes, a great deal more as one duck.
Dame. Then you shot more than one ?
Rip. Yes, more as one duck, I shot one old bull.
Dame. What?
Eip. I'm d d fun dat is a fact ! dat was one
down, and my goot in himmel how he did roar and
bellow unt lash his tail unt snort unt sneeze und
pniff ! Well, de bull puts right after me, unt I
puts right away fnn de bull : well, de bull comes
up mit me just as I was climbing de fence, unt he
oatch me mit his horns fun de seat of my breeches,
unt sent me flying more as a mile high. Well, bye
and bye directly, I come down already in a big
tree, unt dere I sticks fast, unt den
Dame. You went fast asleep for the rest of the
day.
Eip. Dat's a fact. How you know dat ? you must
be a witch.
Dame. (Catching Mm by the collar.) Home, sir,
home! you lazy scamp. (Beating him.)
Rip. But, mine lublicka frow
Dame. Home !
(Beating Trim.)
Rip. Nine! nine! —
Dame. Home!
(Beats him.)
Rip. Mine goot im himmel.
[ITiwtc.— Dame beats him off, K. H. 1. E.
SCENE II.— A Plain Chamber in First Grooves.
Enter DERRIC VAN SLAUS, L. H.
Deiv. Should the present application fail, I am
i ruined man; all my speculations will be frus-
trated, and my duplicity exposed ; yes, the dissi-
pation of my son must inevitably prove his ruin as
well as mine. To supply his wants, the public
money has been employed; and, if unable to re-
place it, heaven knows what may be the conse-
quence. But my son is now placed with an able
advocate in New York, and should he pursue the
right path, there may be still hopes of his refor-
mation.
Herm. (Without, L. H.) My father, yon say, is
this way ?
Deri'. What voice is that ; my son ? What can
have recalled him thus suddenly ? Some new mis-
adventure— Oh, my foreboding thoughts !
Enter HERMAN, L. H.
Deri-. Herman, what brings you back ? Are all
my cautious thus lightly regarded, that they can
take no hold upon your conduct ?
Herm. You have good cause for warmth, sir, but
learn the reason of my disobedience, ere you con-
demn. Business of importance has urged mo
hither— such as concerns us both most in-
timately.
Derr. Some fresh extravagance, no doubt, to
drain my little left, and set a host of creditors
loose upon me.
Herm. Not so, sir, but the reverse. List! you
know our neighbour, Rip Van Winkle ?
Derr. Know him? Aye, his idleness is pro-
verbial ; you have good cause to recollect him too,
since 'twas by his courage your life was preserved,
when attacked by the famished wolf .
Herm. He has a daughter scarcely seven years
old ; now, the attorney whom I serve, has been
employed to draw up the will and settle the affairs
of this girl's aunt, who, for some slight offered by
Van Winkle, has long since discarded the family.
At her death, the whole of her immense wealth, iu
cash and land, is the inheritance of the girl, who
is, at this moment, the richest presumptive heiress
in the land.
Derr. What connection can Van Winkle's fortune
have with ours ?
Herm. Listen ! Were it possible to procure his
signature to a contract that his daughter, when of
age, should be married to me, on this security
money might be raised by us to any amount. Now,
my good father, am I comprehensible ?
Derr. Truly, this seems no visionary dream, like
those in which, with fatal pertinacity, you have so
oft indulged ; and, on recollection, the rent of his
tenement is in arrears ; 'twill offer favourable op-
portunity for my calling and sounding him ; tho
contract must be your care.
Herm. 'Tis already prepared and lacks only his
signature.— (Presenting it.) Lawyers, who would
do justice to their clients, must not pause at con-
science ; 'tis entirely out of the question when their
own interest is concerned.
Derr. Herman, I like not this black-leg manner
of proceeding ; yet, it augurs thou wilt be no petti-
fogger, I'll to Van Winkle straight, and though not
legalized to act, yet in this case I can do work
which honest lawyers would scorn.
[E.rit, E. H.
Herm. (Solus.) True ; the honest lawyer lives by
his reputation, and therefore pauses to undertake
a cause he knows unjust ; but how easily are somo
duped. Can my father for a moment suppose that
the rank weeds of youth are so easily uprooted?
No! what is to be done, good father of mine, but
to serve myself ? young men of the present gene-
ration cannot live without the means of entering
into life's varieties, and this supply will henceforth
enable me to do so, to the fullest extent of my
ambitious wishes.
[Ea-it, x. n.
SCENE II.— Rip's cottage.— Door, L. 2 E.— Wind.' •>
in flat. — A closet in flat, with dishes, shelves, &c. —
CZotTies-bosfcet, with clothes. — Table, chairs, ariit-
cTiatr, with cloak over it. — Broom on stage.
KNICKERBOCKER enters cautiously, r>. 2 E. L.
Knicfc. Zooks! I'm venturing into a tiger's den
in quest of a lamb. All's clear, however ; and,
could I but pop on little Alice, how we would bill
and coo. She comes! lie still, my fluttering
heart.
RIP VAN WINKLE.
Enter ALICE, R. H.
Alice. (Without observing Knicicerbocker .) There,
there, go to sleep. Ah! Knickerbocker, how I
love yon, spite of all the strange ways that you
pursue.
Knick. (Aside.) Sensible, susceptible soul! But
merit ever meets its recompense.
Alice. No wonder I am fascinated ; his figure is
so elegant, and then his education ! I never see
him, but I am ready to jump into his loving
araoe;
(Turning, she is caught in the embrace
of Knick.)
Knick. This is too much for human nature to
support ; this declaration is a banquet that gods
aaight prize. Beauteous angel, hear me, whilst I
proclaim
(Kneeling.)
Dame. (Without.) Go along, you drunken
brute.
Knick. The devil! 'tis Dame Van Winkle ! what's
to become of me ?
Alice. If you're found here I'm ruined ! you must
conceal yourself — but where ?
Kniclc. That's the important question; oh, I'll
hop into the cupboard.
Alice. Not for the world ! she is sure to want
something out of it. Here, here, get into this
clothes basket, and let me cover yon over with the
foul linen.
Knick. It's a very foul piece of business alto-
gether ; but I must stomach it, whether I will or
no.
(Music. — She puts him info the basket,
and covers him with linen. — DAME
enters t. 2 E. dragging in RIP.)
Dame. And now, sir, I've got you home, what
have yon to say for yourself, I should like to
know?
Rip. Nothing, my darling, de least said is soonest
mended, and so yon shall have all de talk to your-
self.—Now ain't dat liberal ?
Dame. Where's all the game you were to bring
home?
Rip. On de wing still : wouldn't venture to
come mitin fire : for though dey missed mine gun,
dere's one ting for certain, I never miss your
blowing up.
Dam -e. My blowing up ! Odds bodikins and pins !
I phall never be able to contain myself ! Where's
the money to pay the rent, you oaf ?
/,'<;>. I don't know. — Do you ?
/Mine. You'll go to prison, and that'll be the
end on't.
Kip. Come, no more quarrelling to night. We'll
see about de rent money to-morrow morning.
Dame. To-morrow ! it's always to-morow with
you ; so, Alice, you are sitting and idling as usual,
just like your brother, a precious pair of soft
pates.
Kip. Soft pate ! pretty hard I guess, or it would
have have been fractured long since, and dat's a fact.
Dame. And now, Alice, come with me that I may
satisfy myself how you have disposed of the
children, for in these matters you are just such a
crawler as that vagrum there, (is retiring on R.)
that terrapin !
Rip. Terrapin ! Ah, dame I leaves you to go the
•whole hog : but hark'ee, my lovey, before you go,
won't you return de leetle bottle which you
manage to get from me hist night ?
Dame. Odds bodikins and pins ! A man already
drunk, and asking for more liquor ! you shan't have
a drop, you sot, that you shall not. The bottle
indeed 1 not yon, eh ! faith !
[Exit, with Alice, R. H.
Rip. Tunder take me if I don't think but what she
has finished it herself, and dat's de fact. My nose
always sniffs like a terrier's : 'tis in de cupboard,
her Hollands ; — so here goes to nibble.
(Music.— Rip opens the closet door
cautiously, and is rummaging for a
bottle, when he treads on Knicker-
bocker, who roars out lustily. Rip, in
his sudden alarm, upsets the porce-
lain and glass; and, falling, rolls
into the middle of the chamber, quaking
in every limb, and vociferating
loudly.)
Rip. Help! murder! fire! thieves!
(Knickerbocker, in the interim, dam
out of the closet, and, beyond the
consciousness of future proceeding,
throws himself info f7ie arm chair —
ALICE, entering hastily, throws a
cloak over him, which hides him from
observation. — DAME enters, alarmed,
R. H.)
Dame. Odds bodikins and pins! what's the
matter, now ?
Rip. (Raising his head cautiously.) Matter,
indeed! the devil's in the cupboard! Oh, la! I'll
be swammed.
Dame. In the cupboard ! — (Going there, sees chine
broken, squalling.) — All my fine porcelain destroyed !
monster! vile, rapacious monster! A devil, indeed,
has been in the cubpoard, and that's yon. The
china presented to me by my grand relations,
which I set such store on, smashed into a thousand
pieces ; 'tis too much for my weak nerves. I shall
swoon ! I shall faint !
(She sinks in the arm cliair, but
immediately starts up, and squalling,
falls into Rip's arms — -Knickerbocker
regains the closet, unobserved •fey all,
save Alice.)
Dame. Heaven have mercy on us! there was
somebody in the chair ! somebody in the chair !
Rip. Phoo ! there's nothing in de chair, save
your old cloak, (Tossing it aside.) dat's all.
Dame. I'm so alarmed — so agitated, that — Alice,
put your hand into my pocket and you'll find a
bottle.
(^lice produces a bottle.)
Rip. (Aside.) A leetle bottle! Oh! dat's de
private cupboard. Alice, let me hold de leetle
bottle, whilst you fetch a glass for the old woman.
(Alice, hastening off, brings a wine-glass
from R., which- .Rip Jills and gives to
Dame.)
Rip. Here's your go-to-hell, and your family's,
and may you live long and prosper.
(Drinks from the bottle ; .4lice, in the
interim, proceeds to the closet and
brings Knickerbocker out, who is
making for tlie door, when, hearing
some one approach, he again escapes to
his retreat.)
Alice. (At door.) Oh, aunt! aunt! here's the
burgomaster coming up the garden.
RIP VAN WINKLE.
Dame. Odds bodikins and pins! the burgomaster!
what's to be done now ? coming for the rent ?
what's to be done now, I say ?
Kip. I'll go to bed and think.
(Crosses to R.)
Dame. You shan't go to bed! you must make
some fresh excuse ; you're famous at them to me ;
you have got into the hobble and must get out of
it as well as you can, I shall go and consult my
friend Dame Wrigrim ; and Alice, should the
pedlar woman come, desire her not to leave any
more of her rubbish here.
[As Dame retires she meets DERRIC to
whom she curtseys.)
Derr. Good evening, dame.
Dame. Your honour's servant.
[Exit Dame, D. F.
Rip. (Aside.) La! what a stew I'm in; Alice,
take yourself off, 'tis full time ; wish I was off too,
mit all my heart and soul.
Alice. (Aside.) Dear, dear! what will become of
my poor Knickerbocker.
[Exit, R. H.
Derr. Well, honest Rip, how wags the world
with you?
Rip. Bad enough, sir, for though labouring
from morn to night, I can make no advance in de
world, though my industry is proverbial, and
dat's a fact.
Derr. Why, where the bottle is concerned, few, I
believe can boast so much industry.
JRip. Dat is a fact ; but I suppose you have
called concerning de rent. (Aside.) How my heart
goes and comes ! (Aloud.) Now if your honour will
be so good enough to
Derr. To write the receipt : certainly
Kip. Nine, nine ! (Aside.) I'm stewed alive mit
perspiration.
Den: We'll talk of the rent at a future period !
there is another affair on which I wish to consult
you.
Kip. Take a chair, your honour. (Aside, rubbing
his hands together.) It's all right, by de hookey.
(Aloud.) Take a glass mit me.
(They take chairs.)
Derr. You know my only son, whose life you
preserved ?
Kip. Yes ; and a wild harnm scarum dog he is.
(Drinks.)
Derr. He is now stationed in New York, study-
ing the law, and has become a staid, sober, pru-
dent youth : and now, 'tis my wish that he should
settle on this, his native place, and that he marry
some honest girl, who is altogether unacquainted
with the frivolities of cities; and I have been
thinking, that in a few years, your daughter will
be grown up, and would make a suitable match for
him: True, there will be some disparity in their
ages, but as the years are on the side of the hus-
band, so 'twill be all the better for the wife, in
having a matured preceptor.
Kip. Beg pardon, sir : but it strikes me you are
only carrying on your rigs mit me.
Derr. No, on my honour ; and, to convince you
that I'm in earnest, I have brought with me a con-
tract, by which our offspring, when of age, are
bound to intermarry, or forfeit their several for-
tunes. I shall settle all mine on Herman, and I
shall expect you to do the same for your daughter.
Kip. Yah! yah! echwoll; I'll give her all I got ;
all my money ; but she must be d d smart if she
can find 'em. Take a drink, Mr. Burgomaster.
(Drinks.)
Derr. Well, here are the two contracts, both
binding and legally drawn.
Kip. Yah ! yah ! (Drinks.— Derric gwes him the
pen.) What you want me to do mit dis ?
Derr. Merely sign your name.
Kip. Me put my name to dat paper mitout my
old woman knowing ? — mine goot friend, she would
skin me. (Noise in closet.) Schat ! you witch !
Derr. But I was about to propose, on condition of
your signing the contract, to let you live rent free-
in future.
Kip. Rent free! I'll sign! but stop! my old
woman must play old hob mit me — so put down
dat I can break dat contract, if I choose, in twenty
years and a day. (.Noise.) Schat ! you witch !
Derr. (Writing.) As you please. (Noise.)
Rip. Schat! you witch! (Drinfcs,)
Derr. Is that a cat, friend Rip ? (Writing. )
Rip. I don't know if it is a cat— but if it is my
dog Snider, I wouldn't be in his skin when de old
woman comes back.
Derr. There, friend Rip, I have inserted, at your
request, this codicil : " Should the said Rip Van
Winkle think fit to annul this contract, within
twenty years and a day, he shall be at full liberty
to do so."
Kip. Yah, yah ! dos is'recht — dat is goot. Now,
Mr. Burgomaster, what you want me to do ?
Derr. Sign it!
Kip. Wass?
Derr. Sign!
Kip. Give me de paper. (Takes it.) How my
head turns round. (Keading.) " Should the said
Rip Van Winkle "—yah, yah ! dat is me.—" Rip
Van Winkle — twenty years and a day." Oh, dat
is all recht. (JFritiwg.) R-i-p V-a-n— (JYoise.)—
Schat ! you witch ! W-i-n-k-1-e — now, dere he is.
Derr. And there is the counterpart. (Gives it.)
Rip. Dis is for me, eh ? I'll put him in my breast
pocket — yah, yah.
Derr. Now, Rip, I must bid you good evening.
Kip. Stop ! Take some more liquor. Why, d«
bottle is empty. Here ! Alice ! Alice ! get some
more schnapps for de burgomaster.
Derr. No, not to-night. (Kising.) But, should
you want any yon will always find a bottle for you
at your old friend Rory's ; so, good night.
Kip. Stop, Mr. Burgomaster ! I will go and get
dat bottle now. (Rising.) Alice, Alice! comma
see hah !
Enter ALICE, K. ir.
Kip. Alice, give me mine hat. (Alice gives it.)
Now take care of de house till I comes back ; if de
old woman comes before I gets home tell her I am
gone out mit de burgomaster on par — par — tick,
partickler business.
[Exit, I,. D., with Derric.
Alice advances and brings on KNICKERBOCKER
from the closet.
Alice. So, Mr. Knickerbocker, you are still here.
Kniclc. Yes, all that's left of me ; and now that
the coast is clear, I'll give them leg bail, as the
lawyers have it, and if ever they catch me here
again (He goes towards the door and returns in
sudden alarm.) Oh, dear! oh, dear! here's mother
•RIP VAN WINKLE.
Van Winkle coining back. I shall never get out of
this mess.
Alice. It's all your own fault ! why would yon
come to-night ?
Knick. I shall never be able to come again,—
the cross vixen will take care of that if she catches
me here.
Alice. There is but one method of avoiding her
wrath ; slip on the clothes the old pedlar woman
brought for sale, and I'll warrant you'll soon be
tumbled ou.t of the house.
Knick. With a good thrashing to boot, I sup-
pose. No matter, if I can but slip out of the
house, I don't care what I slip into. (Knickerbocker
sits in arm cliair and is attired by Alice in woman's
dress; on rising , the petticoats but reach his knees.)
Confound the lower garments ! they're too short
by half.
Alice. 'Tis your legs are too long by half! stoop
down ; say as little as possible, and you'll not be
discovered. (He again sits.)
DAME enters, B. F.
Dame. Well, I've got back, and I see Mr. Van
Slans is gone 1 but whore's that varlet, Rip— out
again ? oh, that Rip ! that Rip ! I'll certainly be
the death of him ; or he will of me, which is most
likely. Alice, who have you in the chair ?
Alice. The pedlar woman, aunt ; who has come
for the things she left.
Dame. The pedlar woman — hark'ee, gossip ;
bring no more of your rubbish here. Take your-
self off, and let me have a clear house.
Knick. (Aside.) 'Gad, I wish I was safely cleared
out of it.
(Knickerbocker rises, hollies forward,
R., but forgetting the shortness of the
,K '{//coats, in curtseying, is discovered
l»i the dame from the exposure of his
legs).
Dame. Odds bodikins and pins! who have we
here ! an impostor ; but you .shall pay for it ;
this is a pedlar woman, indeed, with tnch lanky
shanks.
(She rushes up to door and locks it — then
with a trootn, i,. u. E., pursues him
rown&~-he flings bonnet in 7ier/acc.)
Knick. Needs must, when the devil drives— so
here goes.
(He jumps through the window, which is
dashed to pieces— he disappears.—
Dame rushes up, with broom, towards
window — Alice laughs.)
Dame. What! laugh at his misconduct, husscy.
One's just as bad as the other. All born to plague
me. Get you to bed— to bed, I say.
[Dame drives ^lice off, and follows, R.—
Scene closes.
SCENE IV.— Half dark.— A front wood.— The re-
port of a gun is lieard — shortly after, Rip enters,
with his fowling piece, L. H.
Kip. Whip-poor-Will! egad, I think they'll whip
poor Rip. (Takes aim at bird — it flashes in the pan . )
Another miss ! Oh, curse the misses and missusses
—hang me if I can get a single shot at the sky-
flyers. Wish I had one of the German guns which
Knickerbocker talks so much about— one dat fire?
round corners; la! how I'd bring dem down!
bring dem down ! were I to wing as many daily as
would fill a dearborn, dame wouldn't be satisfied —
not that she's avaricious — but den she must have
something or somebody to snarl at, and I'm tha
unlucky dog at whom she always lets fly. Now, sho
got at me mit the broomstick so soon as I, got back
again ; if I go home again, she will break my back
Tunner wasser ! how sleepy I am— I can't go home,
she will break my back — so I will sleep in de moun-
tain to-night, and to-morrow I turn over a new
leaf, and drink no more liquor.
Voice Outside. Rip Van Winkle.
(A dead pause ensues. — Suddenly a
noise, like the rolling of cannon balls,
is heard— then a discordant shout of
laughter, L. H. — Rip wakes and sits
up, astonished.)
Rip. What the deuce is that ? my wife at mine
elbow ? Oh, no, nothing of the kind. I must have
been dreaming; so I'll contrive to nap, since I'm
far enough from her din. (Reclines and sleeps.)
Voice Outside. Rip Van Winkle.
(The laugh being repeated, Rip again
wakes. j
Rip. I can't be mistaken dis time. Plaemo on't,
I've got among the spirits of the mountains, me-
tinke, and haven't a drop of spirits left to keep
them off.
Swafiqrino (Without, L. u.) Rip Van Winkle!
Rip Van Winkle !
Kip. Rip Van Winkle! that's me to a cor-
taiuty.
(3Iusi'c. — Swaggnno, ilu; yr<i/.s</n-:
dwarf, enters, L. u., "bending ocncaih
the weight of a large cask which ht>
bears on his shoulder. — He pause:-,
<'.ramincs Rip, then invitvs him to a^-
s-:i*L him in placing the cask on tho
ground, which Hip complies with.)
Jii'j). Hang mo, if ho hasn't brought my heart ny.
into my month. What an outlandish being, a pea
snake, by tlnndcr !
(Music. — Swaygrino, pointing to the
cnsk, c'nti'cals Hip's at-'sittance in
bc<iring it up the- mountains.)
Rip. Want me to help you up mit it ? Why not say
so at first, my old codger ? What a queer old chap
to be pure ; but I can't let him toil up the moun-
tain with such a heavy load as dat, no, no, and PO
old broad chops I'll help you.
(lTusic. — Dwarf assists in placing cask
on Rip's shoulder — a loud laugh is
licnrd — Rip is alarmed, but dwari'
signs him to proceed, and be of good
courage — leads way up rocks, n. —
another peal of laughter, and Rip
hastily follows him.)
SCENE V.— Dark.— The Sleepy Hollow in the
bosom of the mountains, occupying the extreme ex-
tent of tho stage— stunted trees, fragments of rock
in rariows parts. — Moon in the horizon: the en-
trance to this wild recess being by an opening from
the abyss in the rear of the glen.
(Music.— Grotesque Dutch figures with
enormous masked heads and lofty
tapering hats, discovered playing at
cards in various places, others at
dutch pins — battledores and shuttle-
cocks— the majority seated on a rock
drinking and smoking.)
HIP VAN WINKLE.
GaiidcrTan. Since on earth this only day,
In fifty years we're given to stray,
We'll keep it as a holiday!
So brothers, let's be jolly and gay.
Icken. But question, where's that lazy wight,
Who, soon as sun withdrew its light,
Was for the earth's rich beverage sent,
And has such time in absence spent,
Gaud. Perhaps with some misfortune he's been
doomed to meet,
Cross'd, 110 doubt, on the road by mortal
feet.
Ickcn. And what the punishment that you decree
On him, who on our mysteries makes free ?
Gaud. Twenty years in slumber's chain,
Is the fate that we ordain ;
Yet, if merry wight he prove,
Pleasing dreams his sleep shall move.
Icken. Our brother comes, and up the rugged steep,
A mortal see, Swaggrino's presence keep.
Omncs. Twenty years in slumber's chain,
Is the fate that we ordain.
He comes ! he comes ! let silence reign ! —
Let silence reign ! let silence reign !
(The spirits retire up and station them-
selves in motionless attitudes. Music.
— Swaggrino ascends by the opening in
the rear, followed by Rip, withthekcg.
Rip advances on the L. H. ; and, with
the assistance of his conductor, places
the cask on the rock. The spirits re-
main immovable in front.)
Rip. I'm a dead man, to a certainty. Into what
strange company have I tumbled ! crikey, what
will become of me ? Dear, dear ! would I were
home again, even though along with Dame Van
Winkle.
(IfKst'c. — The figures severally advance,
and stare at him, then resume tlicir
games. Swaggrino taps the cask ;
motions the astonished Rip to assist
him in distributing its contents into
various flagons; an injunction with
which he complies. Swaggrino helps
7us companions.)
Rip. (On L. H.) After all, they seem a harmless
set, and there can be no argument with them, for
they appear to be all dnmbies. Lord, were my wife
as silent. They're a deadly, lively, jolly set j but
I wonder what kind of spirits dese spirits are
drinking ! surely, dere can be no harm in taking a
drop along mitdem — (.Fills a flagon) — Here goes ! —
Gentlemen, here's your go-to-hells, and your broad
chopped family's, and may you all live long and
pro-i>"v. (Drinks.)
Omnes. Ha, ha, ha !
(31 >.wic. — A grotesque dances ensues,
during which Rip continues to supplij
himself from the keg. He at length
joins i?i the dance, and becomes so
exhausted, that he reds forward and
xinks in front. The dancing ceases,
the spirits utter three Ho, ho, ho's ! —
.Some of them sink. Music, piano, as
the curtain slowlij descends.)
END OP ACT I.
ACT II.
SCENE L— The last of the First Act repeated ; but
the distance now presents a richly cultivated
country. The bramble is grown into a lofty tree,
and all that remains of Rip's gun is its rusty barrel,
which is at the foot of the tree.
Bird Music. — RIP discovered extended on the ground,
asleep • his hair gray, and beard grown to an un-
usual length — the hour of the scene is gray dawn
and birds from slcy and hill are chirping.
Rip. (Speaking in his sleep.) Mother Van Winkle !
Danie Van Winkle ! what are you arter ? Don't
be always badgering, will you never allow poor
Kip a moment's quiet ? Curse it ! don't throw de
hot water about so, you'll scald one's eyes, and so
you will, and no mistake ! and so you have. (He
a u'akens in sudden emotion.) Eh! by dunder what's
all dis, where am I — in the name of goodness where
am I? (Gazing around.) On the Catskill Moun-
tains, by all that's miraculous ! Egad ! my rib
will play the very devil with me for stopping out
all night. There will be a fine peal sounded when
I get home. (Rises.) How confoundedly stiff and
sore my joints do feel, surely I must have been
sleeping for a pretty long time : Asleep ! no I was
awake and enjoying myself with as jolly a rum set
of codgers as ever helped to toom out a keg of
Hollands. I danced, and egad, drank with them,
till I was pretty blue, and dat's no mistake ; — but
confound it, they shouldn't have caught me
napping, for 'tis plain they have taken themselves
off like an unceremonious pack of— pack of — give
an eye tooth to know who they were. (Looking
around.) Where is my gun ? I left it on a little
bush. (On examining heflnds tlie rusty barrel of his
gun.) Hillo ! come up, here's a grab ! the unman-
nerly set of sharpers! stolen one of the best
fowling pieces that ever made a crack ; and left
this worthless, rusty barrel, by way of exchange!
What will Dame Van Winkle say to this. By tha
hookey ! but she'll comb my hair finely ! Now, I
went to sleep beneath that hickory ; — 'twas a mere
bush. Can I be dreaming still P Is there any one
who will be good enough to tell me whether it is so
or not ? Be blowed if I can make head or tail on't.
One course only now remains, — to pluck up
resolution, go back to Dauie Van Winkle, and by
dunder she'll soon let me know whether I'm awake
or not.
[Music. — Exit, L. H.
SCENE II. — A well furnislied apartment in the house
of Knickerbocker.
LORRENNA, now a woman, enters, R. H.
Lor. Alas, what a fate is mine ! Left an orphan
at an early age, — a relation's bounty made me rich,
but to-day, this fatal day — poverty again awaits
me unless I bestow my hand without my heart !
Oh, my poor father ! little did you know the misery
you have entailed upon your child.
KNICKERBOCKER and ALICE enter, L. H. arm
in arm. They arc much more corpulent than when
seen in Act 1, and dressed in modern attire. —
.Alice in the extreme of former fashion.
Knick. Decided that cause in the most judge-
matical like manner. White wasn't black. Saw
10
KIP VAN WINKLE.
that in a twinkling, no one disputed my argument.
(Speaking as entering.) Come along, spouse!
Lauks ! how you do waddle up and down, Bide to
side, like one of our butter laden logers in a squall,
as the Dutchmen have it, ah, Lorrenna, you here ?
but you appear more depressed than customary.
Those saddened looks are by no means pleasing to
those who would ever wish to see you cheerful.
What the dickens prevents your being otherwise
when all around are BO anxious for your happi-
ness.
Lor. Trnly, am I beholden for your protection
and ever grateful. But to place a smile on the
brow whilst sorrow lingers in the bosom, is a
deceptive penance to the wearer — painful to those
around who mark and must perceive the vizard ;
to say that I am happy would be inconsistent with
trnth. The persecutions of Herman Van Slaus
Alice. Ah f my dear Lorrenna, many a restless
night have I had on that var let's account, as spouse
knows.
Knick. That's as true as there's ghosts in the
Catskills, as Dutchmen have it; for be darned if a
single night passes that Alice suffers me to go to
sleep peaceably.
Alice. Well, well ; cheer thee, my niece ! there is
bounteous intelligence in store ; nor think there
is any idle fiction in this brain, as our divine poets
picture.
Knick. There, there, Alice is getting into her
romance again,— plain as my fist— she has been
moonified ever since she became a subscriber for
books at the new library ! Planet struck, by gum,
as philosopers have it, and
Alice. And you have said so little to the purpose,
that I must now interpose. My dear Lorrenna —
Gustaffe— 'tis your aunt who speaks
Knick. There, now, pops in her word before a
magistrate.
Lor. MyGnstaffe! ha! say!
Knick. Would have told you in a brace of shakes,
as gamblers have it, if she hadn't thrown the dice
first. Yes, my pretty chicky— Gnstatfe's vessel is
now making up the Hudson ; so cheer thee ! cheer
thee, I say ! your lover is not far off.
Lor. Gustaffe so near ? blessed intelligence ! Oh,
the happiest wishes of my heart are gratified !
But are you certain ? Do not raise mv hopes with-
out cause. Are yon quite certain ? speak, dear
aunt ; are you indeed assured Gustaff o's vessel has
arrived ?
Knick. Didn't think fit to break the news too
suddenly, but you have it.
Alice. " The ship with wide expanded canvas
glides along and soon "—I forgot the remainder of
the quotation ; but 'tis in the delectable work
" Robinson Crusoe"— soon will yon hear him hail.
(.1 knock is heard, L.) My stars foretell that this
is either him
Knick. Or somebody else, as I suppose.
Enter SOPHIA, L. H.
SopTi. Oh, sir ; Squire Knickerbocker, Herman,
son of the late Derric Van Slaus, is in the hall.
Alice. That's not the him whom I expected,
at all events.
Knick. Son of the individual whom I succeeded
as burgomaster ? Talk of the devil— now, I don't
know how it is, but I'm always squalmish when in
company of these lawyers that's of his cast. Qiti
Tarn.
Soph. He wishes to be introduced. What is your
pleasure ?
Knick. Let him be so, by all means. An honest
man needn't fear the devil.
[Exit Sophia, L.
Lor. Excuse my presence, uncle. To hear him
repeat his claims, would but afflict a heart already
agonized : and with your leave, I will withdraw.
[Exit, R. 1 E.
Knick. Aye, aye; let me alone to manage him,
as a barrister says to his client when he cross -
questions a witness. See Miss Lorrenna to her
chamber, Mrs. Knickerbocker. This Herman is n
d d rogue, as the devil will have it; and he'll
go to the dominions below, as the devil will have
it, and as I have had it for the last twenty years.
Alice. And I tell you, to your comfort, if you
don't send the varlet quick off with a flea in his
ear, you shall have it. Yes, Squire Knickerbocker,
you shall have it, be assured. So says Mrs. Knick-
erbocker, you shall have it.
[Exit, R. H.
Knick. Truly, I've had plenty of it from you for
the last eighteen years.
Enter HERMAN, L. H.
Her. Sir, I wait upon you once more. The
period is now expired when my just claim, which
you have so long protracted, can be vainly dis-
puted. A vain and idle dispute of justice.
Knick. Precious fine, indeed, sir, — bnt my ward
has a mighty strong reluctance to part with her
fortune, and much more so to make you her part-
ner for life. You are not exactly to her liking,
nor to her on the world's generally.
Her. One or the other she is compelled to. You
are aware, sir, that the law is on my side ! the law,
sir — the law, sir !
Knick. Oh, yes! And, no doubt, every quibble
that it offers will be twisted to the best purpose
for your interest. You're a dabster at chicane, or
you're preciously belied.
Her. You will not, I presume, dispute the signa-
ture of the individual who formed the contract ?
JCnicfc. Oh, no ! not dispute Rip's signature, but
his error in judgment. I happened to be a cabinet
councillor at the very moment my deceased re-
lative, who was non compos mentis, at the time,
clapped his pen to a writing, artfully extracted
from him by your defunct father, whose memory
is better forgotten than remembered.
Her. Sir, I came here, not to meet insult ; I cam«
hither, persuaded you would acknowledge my right,
and to prevent a publicity that may be pain-
ful to both parties. You are inclined to dispute
them, before a tribunal shall they be arbitrated ;
and, knowing my claims, Mr. Knickerbocker,
know well that Lorrenna or her fortune must be
mine.
[Exit, L. H.
Knick. You go to Davy Jones, as the seamen
have it. Lorrenna shall never be yours, and if ever
she wants a cent whilst I have one, my name isn't
Knickerbocker ; — damme, as the dandies have it.
LORRENNA enters, with ALICE, R.
Lor. (c. ) My dear guardian, yon have got rid of
Herman, I perceive.
Knick. I wish I had, with all mv soul; but he
sticks to his rascally undertaking like a crab to its
shell.; esad* there will be no dislodging him, unless
RIP VAN WINKLE.
II
he's clapped into a cauldron of boiling water, as
fishmongers have it.
Alice. And boiled to rags. But, husband ! hus-
band, I say !
Knick. Mr. Knickerbocker, my dear, if you
please.
Alice. Well, then, Mr. Knickerbocker, my dear,
if you please, we have been looking out at the win-
dow to ascertain who came and went, and have
discovered a fine, handsome fellow galloping to-
wards the town, and I shouldn't at all wonder if it
GUSTAFFE rushes in, L. H.
Lor. (Hurries to Mm.) My dear, dear Gustaffe!
Gust. (Embracing her.) My tender, charming
Lorrenna !
Knick. Why, Gustaife ! Bless us ! why, how the
spark has grown.
Alice. Not quite so corpulent as you, spouse.
Knick. Spouse ! Mr. Knickerbocker, if you please.
Truly, wife, we have both increased somewhat in
corporal, as well as temporal substance since
Gustaife went to sea. But you know, Alice •
Alice. Mrs. Knickerbocker; if you please.
Knick. Well, Mrs. Knickerbocker
Gvst. Why, Knickerbocker, you have thriven well
of late.
Knick. I belong to the corporation, and we must
suppoi't our corporation as well as it. But not a
word about the pig, as the butchers have it, when
you were a little boy, and Alice courting me.
Alice. I court you, sirrah, what mean you ?
Knick. Sirrah! Mr. Knickerbocker, if you please.
Why, then, deary — we didn't like any one to in-
trude on our society ; do you take the hint ? as the
gamblers have it. Come along, Alice — Mrs.
Knickerbocker, I would say — let us leave the lovers
to themselves.
Alice. Again they meet, and sweet's the love
that meets return.
[Exeunt Knick. and Alice R. H. singing
in concert, " Again they meet.")
Gust. My dear Lorrenna, why this dejected look ?
— It is your own Gustaife enfolds you in his
arms.
Lor. Alas ! I am no longer worthy of your love,
— your friendship. A fatal bond extracted from
my lamented father has severed us for ever — I am
devoid of fortune.
Gust. Lorrenna, you have been the star that has
guided my bark,— thee, my compass— my North
Pole, — and when the magnet refuses its aid to the
seaman, then will he believe that you have
foundered in affection, or think that I would prove
faithless from the loss of earthly pittance.
Lor. Shoals, — to speak in your nautical language
— have long, on every side, surrounded me ; but by
my kind uncle's advice must we be guided.
[Exit, R. H.
SCENE III. — The town of Rip's nativity, instead of
the village as presented in first scene of the drama.
— It is now a populous and flourishing settlement.
— On the spot where Eory's tap-house formerly
stood is a handsome hotel, and the sign of
" George III." is altered into that of " George
Washington." A settee in front, with table. — The
harbour is filled with shipping. — Music at the
opening of the scene.
SETH SLOUGH, the landlord, enters from the
Hotel. — Loud shouts, L. H. 3 E.
Seth. Well, I reckon the election's about bustin'
up. If that temperance fellow gets in I'm bound
to sell out; for a rum-seller will stand no more
chance with him than a bob-tail cow in fly-tune.
(Laugh, u. E. R.) Hollo! who is this outlandish
critter ? he looks as if he had been dead for fifty
years and was dug up to vote against the temper-
ance ticket.
Music. — Enter Male and Female Villagers, laughing.
—Enter RIP.— They gather round him.
Rip. Where I was I wonder? my neiber frints,
" knost you to a spricken ?"
Villagers. Ha, ha, ha !
1st Vill. I say, old feller, you ain't seed nothing of
no old butter firkin with no kiver on, no place
about here ?
Rip. No butter firkin mit no kiver, no place, no I
ain't seen him.
Villagers. Ha, ha, ha !
1st Vill. Who's your barber ?-
[Strokes his chin — all laugh and exit,
R. H.
Rip. I can't understand dis : everything seems
changed. — (Strokes his chin.) — Why I'm changed
too, why my beard's as long as a goat's.
Seth. (Coming down, L.) Look here, old sucker,
I guess you had better go home and get shaved.
Rip. My old woman will shave me when I gets
home ! Home, where is my home ? I went to the
place where it used to was, and it wasn't dere
Do you live in Catskill ?
Seth. Well, I rather guess I dus
Rip. Do yon know where I live ?
Seth. Well, to look at you, I should think you
didn't live nowhere in particular, but stayed round
in spots.
Rip. You live in Catskill ?
Seth. Certain.
Rip. You don't know dat I belong here ?
Seth. No, I'm darned if I do. I should say you
belonged to Noah's ark
Rip. Did you never hear in Catskill of one Rip
Van Winkle?
Seth. What, Rip Van Winkle, the greatest rum-
sucker in the country ?
Rip. Dat is a fact — dat is him ! ha ! ha ! now wo
shall see.
Seth Oh, yes, I've heard of him j the old coon's
been dead these twenty years.
Rip. Den I am dead, and dat is a fact. Well,
poor Rip is dead; I'm sorry for dat— Rip was a
goot fellow.
Seth. I wish there was a whola grist just like
him in Catskill. Why, they say he could drink mm
enough in one day to swim in.
Rip. Don't talk so much about rum ; you makes
me so dry as never was.
12 RIP VAN WINKLE.
Seth. Hold on a spell, then, and I'll fetch yon
something to wet your whistle.
[Exit into house.
Rip. Why, here is another change! dis was
Rory's honse last night (Seth re-enters) mit de sign
of George the Third.
Scth. The alteration of my sign is no bad sign
for the conntry I reckon.
Rip. (Reading.) "George Washington," who is
he ? I remember a shoot of that name, dat served
under Braddock, before I went to sleep.
Seth. (Giving him jug.) Well, if yon've been asleep
I guess he arn't ; his enemies always f onnd him
wide awake and kicking ; and that shoot, as yon
call him, has planted the tree of liberty so ever-
lasting tight in Yankeeland that all the "kingdoms
of the earth can't root it out.
Rip. Well, here is General Washington's good
health, and his family's goot health, ant may dey
all live long ant prosper. So poor Rip Van Winkle
is dead, eh ? Now comes de poser ; if Rip is dead
what has become of his old woman ?
Seth.. She busted a blood vessel swearing at a
Yankee pedlar, and gone to kingdom come long
ago.
Rip. De old woman dead too! den her clapper
is stopped at last. (Pause.) So de old woman is
dead ; well, she led me a hard life — she was de wife
of my bosom, she was mine frow, for all dat.
( Whimpering.) I'm dead too, unt dat is a fact. Tell
me, my f rient
Scth. I can't stop any longer — the polls arc
almost closing and I must spread the game for the
boys. Hurrah, for rum drinking and cheap licence
for the retailers ! that's my ticket.
Re-enter VILLAGERS, shouting, R. H.
Seth. Here, boys, see what you can make of this
old critter. — I give him up for the awfnlest speci-
men of human nature in the States.
[Exit into house.
2nd Fill. Are you a federal or a democrat ?
Rip. Fiddle who ? damn who's cat ?
2nd Fill. What's your politics ?
Rip. Oh, I am on de safe side dere; I am a
faithful subject of King George!
2nd Fill. He's a Tory ! Kilf him ! Duck him !
Villagers. To the horse pond ! Duck him.
(Music. — They seize Rip and are about
hurrying him off, when GUSTAFFE
rushes from L. 1. E., and throws them
off.)
Gust. Stand back, cowards,
Omnes. Cowards !
Gust. Yes, cowards! who but cowards would
rush in numbers on a gray -haired man ?
Rip. Yah, yah dat's a fact !
Gust. Sheer off! You won't? then damme,
here's at ye. (Drives them off, R. H.) Tell me, old
man, what cause had you given them to attack
you?
Rip. I don't know, do you ?
Gust. You appear bewildered ; can I assist yon ?
Rip. Just tell me where I live, dat's all I want
to know.
Gust. And don't you know ?
Rip. I'm d d fun I does.
G?ist. What is your name ?
Rip. Why I was Rip Van Winkle.
Gust. Rip Van Winkle ; impossible!
Rip. Well, I won't swear to it myself.
Gust. Stay, — you have a daughter ?
j;/j). To be sure I has— a pretty little girl about
so old — Lorrenna ; and I have a son, too, a lub-
licka boy, but my daughter is a girL
Gust. Do you remember entering into a contract,
binding your daughter to marry Herman Van
Slaus ?
Rip. Oh! I remember, de burgomaster came to
my honse last night mit a paper, and I wrote my
name down on it, but I was drunk.
Gust. Last night! His brain wanders: yet it
must be he ; come, come with me, old man.
Rip. Where are you going to take me to ?
Gust. Your daughter.
Rip. Yes, yes, take me to my child. (Crosses to L.)
Stop, my gracious !— I am so changed, suppose she
should forget me too; no, no, she can't forget her
poor father. Come, come !
[-E.rcunt, L. 1. E.
SCENE IV.— KNICKERBOCKER'S House, as
before.
KNICKERBOCKER, ALICE and LORRENNA
enter, B.
Knick. Give me joy, dears, I'm elected unani-
mously—elected a member of the legislature.
.Alice. Why, spouse !
Knick. Mr. Knickerbocker, if you please, my
dear : damme ! I'm so happy I could fly to the
moon, jump over a steeple, dance a new fandango
on stilts. (Dances.) Fal, lal, la.
Enter HERMAN, L.
Knick. Well, sir, what the devil do you want ?
Herm. I came to claim this lady's fortune or her
hand.
-Hie*.'. Knock him down, spouse.
A/i i ffc. Mr. Knickerbocker, my dear.
.Alice. Oh, bother ! I know if he comes near .my
niece, woman as I am, I'll scratch his eyes out.
Herm. Mr. Knickerbocker.
A' H ick. The honourable member from county,
if you plea si'.
JL ,-nt. The judge of the district will this day
arrive and give judgment on my appeal, myriirhts
arc definitive, and I question the whole world to
• controvert them. We shall meet before the tri-
I banal, then presume to contend longer if you
dare.
.", L. H.
Knick. 'Twill be difficult, no doubt, but we'll
have a wangle for the bone, as the dogs have it.
There will be no curs found in our party, I'll be
sworn. (.Aside.) Hang me, but I'm really a little
chopfallcn, and there is a strange sense of dizzi-
ness iu my head which almost overcomes me.
I/or. My dear uncle,, what is to be done in this
emergency ?
Knick. Done!
your fortune is done for; but if
yon ever want a cent whilst I have one, may I be
sent to the devil, that's all.
Gust. (Entering.) Bravo! Nuukcy Knickerbocker!
you are no blind pilot. Awake "to breakers and
quicksands, Knickerbocker.
Knick. Knickerbocker ! the honourable Mr.
Knickerbocker, if you please ! I'm now a member
of the legislature, and curse me if I'd change my
dignified station as representative of an indepen-
dent people, for that of the proudest potentate
who holds supremacy by corruption or the
bayonet.
[E.mmt R. H.
RIP VAN WINKLE.
SCENE LAST.— The Court Houfe.—An arm chair
at the lack, in front of which, is a large table,
covered with baize. On each side, a gallery. On
the B. of table are chairs.
Music.— The JUDGE discovered inc., seated. The
rialleries filled with auditors. HERMAN, L. H.
KNICKERBOCKER, B.
Judge. Mr. Knickerbocker, you will please to
bring your client in court.
Knickerbocker goes off, and returns with LORRENNA
and ALICE, B. H. 1 E.
Judge. Be pleased to let your ladies take seats.
(Lorrcnna and Alice sit, on B. H.)
Herni. And now, sir, I presume 'tis time to enter
on my cause. Twenty years have elapsed since
this contract, this bond was signed by the father of
that lady, by which, her or her fortune were made
mine. Be pleased to peruse.
(Presenting the document to the Judge.)
Judge. (Reading.) " We, Derric Van Slaus, Bur-
gomaster, and Rip Van Winkle, desirous of pro-
viding for the prosperity of our offspring, do here-
by mutually agree that Herman Van Slaus and
Lorrenna Van Winkle shall be united on the
demand of either. Whosoever of those contracted,
fails in fulfilling this agreement, shall forfeit their
fortune to the party complaining.
Rip Van Winkle,
Derric Van Slaus."
But here's a codicil. " Should the said Rip Van
Winkle think fit to annul this contract, within
twenty years and a day, he shall be at full liberty
to do so. (Signed) Derric Van Slaus."
The document is perfect in every form. Rip
Van Winkle, 'tis stated, is defunct. Is there any-
one present to prove his signature ?
Herm. Mr. Knickerbocker, if he dare be honest,
will attest it.
Knick. Dare be honest, sir! presume you to
question my vei-acity? How was that bond ob-
haiucd ?
Herm. Why should yon ask ? The late Rip Van
Winkle, anxious for the prosperity of his offspring',
though too indolent to provide for their subsist-
once, persuaded my deceased father to form this
alliance
A')i icfc. It's a lie ! Hum !
Judge. Restrain this violence ! a court of justice
must not be swayed by such proceedings.
Herm. Behold, sir! a picture of their general
effrontery. In a public tribunal to threaten those
\-lio, in pleading their own right, but advocate the
<••.iu.sc of justice.
Lor. (Comes down xtngr.) All my hopes vanish —
Bleak and dreary is the perspective.
I !>-, •!,>,. (Advances.) At last I triumph I Now,
larly, your hand or your inheritance.
L«,\ My hand! Never! Welcome were every
privation to a union with one so base.
J'ltlgc. It appear?, then, that this signature is
riot denied by the defendant, and in that case the
contract must stand in full force against her.
Lo,-. Oh! Alien, take me home ; poverty, death,
anything rather than wed the man I cannot love.
(She is led off by Alice, it. H.)
Knick. Why, damn it, Judge!
Jii'lgc. Mr. Knickerbocker.
Knick. I beg pardon, I meant no disrespect to
the court, but I had thought after
Judge. I have decided, Mr. Knickerbocker.
Knick. Oh ! yon have decided. Yes, and a
damned pretty mess you've made of it. But I
shan't abide by your decision; I'll appeal to a
higher court. I am now a member of the legis-
lature, and if they allow such blocks as you on the
bench, I'll have a tax upon timber, sir — yes, sir, a
tax upon timber.
[Exit, B., in a rage.
Judge. Twenty years and a day is the period
within which the contract could be cancelled by
the negature of Rip Van Winkle, and as he has
rendered no opposition during this lengthened
time
Herm. 'Tis not vei-y probable, sir, that he will
alter his intentions by appearing, to do so within
the few brief hours that will complete the day.
Can the grave give up its inmates ? No, no ! Who
dare pretend to dispute my rights ? The only one
who could do so has been 'dead these twenty
years.
Enter GUSTAFFE and RIP, i. H.
Gust. 'Tis false ! Rip Van Winkle stands before
you! (Chord.)
Omnes. Rip Van Winkle !
Herm. You Rip Van Winkle ! Van Winkle come
back after such a lapse of time ? impossible !
Rip. Nothing at all impossible in anything Rip
Van Winkle undertakes, and though all of you arc-
in the same story, dat he has been gone so long,
he is nevertheless back soon enough, to your sor-
row, my chap.
Herm. If this indeed be Rip Van Winkle, where
has he hid himself for twenty years ?
Judge. What answer do you make to this ?
Rip. Why, dat I went up in de mountains last
night, and got drunk mit some jolly dogs, and
when I came back dis morning I found myself dead
for twenty years.
Herm. You hear him, sir.
Judge. This is evidently an impostor ; take him
into custody.
Gust. Stay! delay your judgment one moment
;ill I bring the best of proofs — his child and
sister.
[Exit, E.
Herm. If you are Rip Van Winkle, some one hero
would surely recognise you.
Rip. To be sure dey will! everyone knows me in
Hatskill. (All gather round him and shake their
heads.) No, no, I don't know dese peoples— dey
don't know me, neither, and yesterday dere was
not a dog in the village but would have wagged his
tail at me ; now dey bark. Dere's not a child but
would have scrambled on my knees — now dey run.
from me. Are we so soon forgotten when we're
gone ? Already dere is no one wot knows poor
Rip Van Winkle.
Herm. So, indeed, it seems.
Rip. And have you forgot de time I saved your
life ?
Herm. Why, I— I— I
Rip. In course you have ! a short memory is con-
venient for you, Herman.
Herm. f^side.) Should this indeed be ho ! (Aloud.)
I demand judgment.
Judge. Stay! If you be Rip Van Winkle, yon
should have a counterpart of this agreement.
Have you such a paper ?
Rip. Paper I I don't know; de burgomaster gave
me a ?aper iast night. I put it in my breast, but
14
RIP VAN WINKLE.
I must have loosed him. No, no— here he is ! here is
de paper !
(Gives it to Judge, ioK* reads it.)
Judge. 'Tis Rip Van Winkle!
. (.411 gather round and shake hands with
him.)
Eip. Oh ! everybody knows me now!
Herm. Rip Van Winkle alive ! then I am dead
to fortune and to fame ; the fiends have marred
my brightest prospects, and nought is left but
poverty and despair.
[Eant, L. H.
Gust. (Without, E.) Room there! who will keep
a child from a long-lost father's arms !
Enter GUSTAFFE, with LORRENNA, ALICE,
and KNICKERBOCKER.
lor. My father! (Embraces Rip.)
Rip. Are you mine daughter ? let's look at you.
Oh, my child — but how you have grown since yon
was a little gaL But who is dis ?
Alice. Why, brother!—
Rip. Alice ! give us a hug. Who is dat ?
Alice. Why, my husband — Knickerbocker.
Rip. Why, Knick. (Shakes hands.) Alice has
grown as big round as a tub; she hasn't been
living on pumpkins. But where is young Rip, my
baby ?
Knick. Oh, he was in the court-house just now.
Ah ! here he comes !
Enter RIP VAN WINKLE, JR., B. 1. E.
Eip. Is dat my baby ? Come here, Rip, come here,
you dog ; I am your father. r What an interesting
brat it is.
Knick. But tell us, Rip, where have yon hid
yourself for the last twenty years.
Eip. Ech wool — ech woll. I will take mine glass
and tell mine strange story, and drink the health
of mine f rients. Unt ladies and gents, here is your
goot health and your future families, and may you
all live long and prosper.
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