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THE  LIBRARY 

OF 

THE  UNIVERSITY 

OF  CALIFORNIA 

LOS  ANGELES 


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SELECT 

SCOTISH   SONGS, 

ANCIENT  AND  MODERN; 

WITH 

CRITICAL  OBSERVATIONS  AND  BIOGRAPHICAL  NOTICES, 

BY    ROBERT    BURNS. 


EDITED 

By  R.  H.  CROMEK,  F.A.S.  Ed. 


LONDON : 

PRINTED    FOR   T.  CADELL    AND    W.  DAVIES,    STRAND. 
By  J.  li'CREERT,  BUtch-Borse-Court,  Fleet-StreeC. 


ISIO. 


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PREFACE. 


1  HE  following  Remarks  from  the  pen  of  Bums 
appeared  in  the  publication  of  The  Reliques;  and 
as  it  might  reasonably  be  presumed  that  whatever 
exercised  his  judgment  and  gratified  his  taste,  would 
excite  the  curiosity  of  the  public,  and  be  worthy  of 
their  attention,  they  are  now  presented,  detached 
from  his  other  works,  accompanied  by  the  Songs 
which  met  the  Poet's  decided  approbation.  In  per- 
forming this  task,  the  Editor  conceives  he  shall  ac- 
complish a  two-fold  object ;  for  while  the  Songs  ac- 
quire additional  interest  from  the  criticisms  of  so 
eminent  a  Poet,  the  Remarks  themselves  will  be 
better  appreciated  when  prefixed  to  the  subjects  on 
which  they  are  grounded.  The  nature  of  the  under- 
taking would  render  it  unnecessary  for  him  to  enter 
into  a  general  disquisition  on  Scotish  Song,  even  if  it 
had  not  been  fully  illustrated  by  the  able  pens  of 
Ramsay,  Lord  Hailes,  Tytler,  Ramsay  of  Ochter- 

VOL.   I.  h 

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tyre,*  Ritsoiij-f-  and  above  all,  by  Burns  himself,  who, 
besides  the  observations  in  the  present  work,  has  scat- 
tered among  his  prose  writings  the  most  judicious  re- 
flections on  the  subject.  It  will  be  equally  superfluous 
to  prove  the  eminent  qualifications  of  Burns  for  un- 
derstanding and  relishing  whatever  relates  to  Scotish 
Song;  they  have  been  clearly  elucidated  in  the  follow- 
ing elegant  and  concise  testimony  by  Mr.  Walter  Scott. 
"  The  Scottish  songs  and  tunes  preserved  for 
Burns  that  inexpressible  charm  which  they  have  ever 
aflbrded  to  his  countrymen.  He  entered  into  the 
idea  of  collecting  their  fragments  with  all  the  zeal  of 
an  enthusiast ;  and  few,  whether  serious  or  humorous, 
past  through  his  hands  without  receiving  some  of 
those  magic  touches,  which,  without  greatly  altering 
the  song,  restored  its  original  spirit,  or  gave  it  more 
than  it  had  ever  possessed.  So  dexterously  are  these 
touches  combined  with  the  ancient  structure,  that 
the  rifacciamento,  in  many  instances,  could  scarcely 
have  been  detected,  without  the  avowal  of  the  Bard 
himself.  Neither  would  it  be  easy  to  mark  his  share 
in  the  individual  ditties.     Some  he  appears  entirely  to 

*  This  gentleman  has  written  an  excellent  Essay  on  Scotish 
Song,  which  originally  appeared  in  the  second  volume  of  *'  The 
Bee,"  p.  201,  under  the  siglaature  of  J.  Runcole. 

t  In  the  Appendix  (ej  will  be  found  an  account  of  the  last 
days  of  this  antiquary. 


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have  re-written ;  to  others  he  added  supplementary 
stanzas ;  in  some  he  retained  only  the  leading  lines 
and  the  chonis,  and  others  he  merely  arranged  and 
ornamented.  Let  us  take  one  of  the  best  examples 
of  his  skill  in  imitating  the  old  ballad. — Macpher- 
son's  Lament  was  a  well-known  song  many  years 
before  the  Ayrshire  Bard  wrote  those  additional 
verses  which  constitute  its  principal  merit.*  This 
noted  freebooter  was  executed  at  Inverness,  about 
the  beginning  of  the  last  century.  When  he  came  to 
the  fatal  tree,  he  played  the  tune  to  which  he  has  be- 
queathed his  name,  upon  a  favourite  violin,  and  hold- 
ing up  the  instrument,  oflFered  it  to  any  one  of  his 
clan  who  would  undertake  to  play  the  tune  over  his 
body  at  the  lyke-wake :  as  none  answered,  he  dashed 
it  to  pieces  on  tlie  executioner's  head,  and  flung  him- 
self from  the  ladder.  The  wild  stanzas  which  Burns 
has  put  into  the  mouth  of  this  desperado,  are  ground- 
ed upon  some  traditional  remains. 

"  How  much  Burns  delighted  in  the  task  of  eking 
out  the  ancient  melodies  of  his  country,  appears 
from  the  following  affecting  passage  in  a  letter  writ- 
ten to  Mr.  Johnson,  shortly  before  his  death." 

*  You  are  a  good,  worthy,  honest  fellow,  and  have 
a  good  right  to  live  in  this  world — because  you  de- 
serve it.     Many  a  merry  meeting  this  publication  has 
*  This  will  be  found  in  the  present  vol.  p.  108. 
ho. 


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given  us,  and  possibly  it  may  give  us  more,  though, 
alas !  I  fear  it.  This  protracting,  slow,  consuming 
illness  which  hangs  over  me,  will,  I  doubt  much,  my 
ever  dear  friend,  arrest  my  sun  before  he  has  well 
reached  his  middle  career,  and  will  turn  over  the 
poet  to  far  other  and  more  important  concerns  than 
studying  the  brilliancy  of  wit,  or  the  pathos  of  senti- 
ment !  However,  hope  is  the  cordial  of  the  human 
heart,  and  I  endeavour  to  cherish  it  as  well  as  I  can. 
— (Reliques,  p.  184.^ 

This  heart-rending  letter  shews  that  Bums  retained 
to  the  last  hour  his  enthusiastic  taste  for  the  rustic 
poetry  of  his  country.  That  he  imbibed  this  taste 
at  an  early  age,  and  that  he  cherished  it  throughout 
his  life,  we  have  abundant  proof  from  the  testimony 
of  his  nearest  relatives  and  friends,  and  from  his  own 
avowal.  '  I  have,'  he  himself  observes,  *  paid 
more  attention  to  every  description  of  Scots  Song 
than  perhaps  any  body  living  has  done.'  He  had  all 
the  advantages  of  study,  of  local  situation,  and  of 
national  attachment ;  and  his  own  inborn  enthusiasm 
perpetually  impelled/  him  to  cultivate  these  advan- 
tages. As  an  instance  of  the  vivid  impression  which 
the  poetry  of  his  country  made  on  his  young  mind, 
we  may  mention  the  song  of  The  blaithrie  o't, 
which,  he  observes,  was  the  earliest  song  he  remem- 


bers  to  have  got  by  heart.  '  When  a  child,  an  old 
woman  sung  it  to  me,  and  I  picked  it  up  every  word 
at  first  hearing.'  (Reliques,  p.  Q.10).  It  is  not  im- 
probable that  a  song  which  thus  caught  his  lively 
fancy,  had  some  share  in  exciting  those  kindred  inde- 
pendent ideas  that  frequently  occur  even  in  his  juve- 
nile poems.  The  Editor  was  very  much  struck  with 
a  still  more  interesting  account  given  by  Burns  in  a 
letter  to  Mrs.  Dunlop,  of  an  old  ballad  called  The 
Life  and  Age  of  Man.  '  I  had  an  old  grand- 
uncle,'  says  he,  *  with  whom  my  mother  lived  awhile 
in  her  girUsh  years ;  the  good  old  man,  for  such  he 
was,  was  long  blind  ere  he  died ;  during  which  time, 
his  highest  enjoyment  was  to  sit  down  and  cry,  while 
my  mother  would  sing  the  simple  old  song  of  The 
Life  and  Age  of  Man. 

The  Editor  conceived,  from  the  enthusiasm  with 
which  the  Poet  speaks  of  this  ballad,  that  if  it  could 
be  procured,  it  might  possibly  throw  light  on  some 
of  his  productions.  After  much  inquiry,  and  hunting 
from  stall  to  stall,  he  was  at  last  fortunate  enough  to 
procure  a  copy  of  it.  His  conjectures  were  fully 
verified.  From  the  solecisms  with  which  this  copy 
abounded,  he  perceived  that  it  had  not  been  much 
indebted  to  the  care  of  its  editors.  He  hoped, 
however,  that  the  Poet's  mother  might  still  be  able 


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to  recollect  so  much  of  it  as  should  enable  him 
to  present  something  like  a  correct  copy  to  his 
readers. 

On  a  visit  to  this  worthy  old  woman,  he  had  the 
satisfaction  of  hearing  the  whole  recited  by  her,  and 
he  carefully  marked  the  variations  between  his  copy 
and  her  recitation.  The  reading  of  Mrs.  Burns  was 
so  much  superior  to  the  other,  that  he  had  no  hesi- 
tation in  adopting  it.  It  will  be  found,  that  to  this 
interesting  ballad  we  owe  the  exquisitely  pathetic  ode 
of  *  Man  was  made  to  mourn.'  The  Editor  hopes 
that  he  will  be  forgiven  for  here  introducing  it  to  the 
consideration  of  the  curious. 


THE 

LIFE  AND  AGE  OF  MAN : 

OR, 

A  short  Description  of  his  Nature,  Rise  and  Fall,  accord- 
ing to  the  Twelve  Months  of  the  Year. 

Tune— Isle  of  Kell. 

Upon  the  sixteen  hunder  year, 

of  God  and  fifty  three, 
Frae  Christ  was  born,  that  bought  us  dear, 

as  writings  testifie ; 


vn 


On  January  the  sixteenth  day, 

as  I  did  ly  alone. 
With  many  a  sigh  and  sob  did  say, 

Ah  !  Man  is  made  to  moan. 

Dame  Natur,  that  excellent  bride, 

did  stand  up  me  before, 
And  said  to  me,  thou  must  provide 

this  life  for  to  abhor  : 
Thou  seest  what  things  are  gone  before, 

experience  teaches  thee  ; 
Yet  do  not  miss  to  remember  this, 

that  one  day  thou  must  die. 

Of  all  the  creatures  bearing  life 

recall  back  to  thy  mind. 
Consider  how  they  ebb  and  flow, 

each  thing  in  their  own  kind ; 
Yet  few  of  them  have  such  a  strain, 

as  God  hath  given  to  thee ; 
Therefore  this  lesson  keep  in  mind, — 

remember  man  to  die. 

Man's  course  on  earth  I  will  .report, 

if  I  have  time  and  space ; 
It  may  be  long,  it  may  be  short, 

as  God  hath  giv'n  him  grace. 
His  natur  to  the  herbs  compare, 

that  in  the  ground  ly  dead; 


.    VIU 

And  to  each  month  add  five  year, 
and  so  we  will  precede. 

The  first  five  years  then  of  man's  life 

compare  to  Januar ; 
In  all  that  time  but  sturt  and  strife, 

he  can  but  greet  and  roar. 
So  is  the  fields  of  flowers  all  bare, 

by  reason  of  the  frost ; 
Kept  in  the  ground  both  safe  and  sound, 

not  one  of  them  is  lost. 

So  to  years  ten  I  shall  speak  then 

of  Februar  but  lack  j 
The  child  is  meek  and  weak  of  spirit, 

nothing  can  undertake : 
So  all  the  flow'rs,  for  lack  of  show*rs, 

no  springing  up  can  make. 
Yet  birds  do  sing  and  praise  their  king, 

and  each  one  choose  their  mate. 

Then  in  comes  March,  that  noble  arch, 

with  wholesome  spring  and  air. 
The  child  doth  spring  to  years  fifteen, 

with  visage  fine  and  fair ; 
So  do  the  flow'rs  with  softening  show*rs, 

ay  spring  up  as  we  see  ; 
Yet  nevertheless  remember  this, 

that  one  day  we  must  die. 


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Then  brave  April  doth  sweetly  smile, 

the  flow'rs  do  fair  appear. 
The  child  is  then  become  a  man, 

to  the  age  of  twenty  year ; 
If  he  be  kind  and  well  inclin'd, 

and  brought  up  at  the  school. 
Then  men  may  know  if  he  fpreshow 

a  wise  man  or  a  fool. 

Then  cometh  May,  gallant  and  gay, 

when  fragrant  flow'rs  do  thrive. 
The  child  is  then  become  a  man, 

of  age  twenty  and  five  : 
And  for  his  life  doth  seek  a  wife, 

his  life  and  years  to  spend  ; 
Christ  from  above  send  peace  and  love, 

and  grace  unto  the  end  ! 

Then  cometh  June  with  pleasant  tune, 

when  fields  with  flovv'rs  are  clad. 
And  Phoebus  bright  is  at  his  height, 

all  creatures  then  are  glad  : 
Then  he  appears  of  thretty  years., 

with  courage  bold  and  stout ; 
His  natur  so  makes  him  to  go, 

of  death  he  hath  no  doubt. 

Then  July  comes  with  his  hot  chmes, 
and  constant  in  his  kind, 


The  man  doth  thrive  to  thirty-fire, 
and  sober  grows  in  mind  ; 

His  children  small  do  on  him  call, 
and  breed  him  start  and  strife  ; 


Then  August  old,  both  stout  and  bold, 

when  flow'rs  do  stoutly  stand  ; 
So  man  appears  to  forty  years, 

with  wisdom  and  command  ; 
And  doth  provide  his  house  to  guide, 

children  and  familie ; 
Yet  do  not  miss  t'  remember  this, 

that  one  day  thou  must  die. 

September  then  comes  with  his  train, 

and  makes  the  flow'rs  to  fade  ; 
Then  man  belyve  is  forty-five, 

grave,  constant,  wise,  and  staid. 
When  be  looks  on,  how  youth  is  gone, 

and  shall  it  no  more  see  ; 
Then  may  he  say,  both  night  and  day, 

have  mercy,  Lord,  on  me ! 

October's  blast  comes  in  with  boast, 
and  makes  the  flow'rs  to  fall ; 

Then  man  appears  to  fifty  years, 
old  age  doth  on  him  call : 


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The  almond  tree  doth  flourish  hie, 

and  pale  grows  man  we  see  ; 
Then  it  is  time  to  use  this  line, 

remember,  man,  to  die. 

November  air  maketh  fields  bare 

of  flowers,  of  grass,  and  corn  ; 
Then  man  arrives  to  fifty-five, 

and  sick  both  e'en  and  morn  : 
Loins,  legs,  and  thighs,  without  disease, 

makes  him  to  sigh  and  say. 
Ah  !  Christ  on  high  have  mind  on  me, 

and  learn  me  for  to  die  ! 

December  fell  baith  sharp  and  snell, 

makes  flow'rs  creep  in  the  ground; 
Then  man's  threescore,  both  sick  and  sore, 

no  soundness  in  him  found. 
His  ears  and  e'en,  and  teeth  of  bane, 

all  these  now  do  him  fail ; 
Then  may  he  say,  both  night  and  day, 

that  death  shall  him  assail. 

And  if  there  be,  thro'  natur  stout, 
some  that  live  ten  years  more ; 

Or  if  he  creepeth  up  and  down, 
till  he  comes  to  fourscore  ; 

Yet  all  this  time  is  but  a  line, 
no  pleasure  can  he  see  : 


Then  may  he  say,  both  night  and  day, 
have  mercy.  Lord,  on  me  ! 

Thus  have  I  shown  you  as  I  can, 

the  course  of  all  mens'  life  ; 
We  will  return  where  we  began, 

but*  either  sturt  or  strife  : 
Dame  Memorie  doth  take  her  leave, 

she'll  last  no  more,  we  see ; 
God  grant  that  I  may  not  you  grieve, 

Ye'll  get  nae  mair  of  me. 


It  appears  from  the  first  verse  of  this  ballad,  that 
it  was  written  about  the  year  1653.  It  is  not  un- 
reasonable to  suppose,  that  it  was  the  production  of 
some  pedantic  country  schoolmaster,  who  would 
naturally  write  in  a  stately,  stilted  style,  different 
from  the  common  people,  his  neighbours.  Mrs. 
Burns  says,  that  it  was  one  of  the  many  nursery  songs 
of  her  mother ;  and  that  she  first  heard  and  learned 
it  from  her  seventy  years  ago.  Neither  she  nor  her 
son  Gilbert  had  ever  seen  a  printed  copy  of  it.  It 
is  no  bad  specimen  of  the  quaint,  moralizing  manner 
that   obtained  soon   after    the   Reformation.     This 

'^  Without. 


XIU 

quaintness,  however,  is  mixed  up  ^vith  a  good  deal  of 
imagination.  There  is  a  vein  of  pensive  melancholy 
too  in  it  which  could  hardly  fail  to  make  a  deep  im- 
pression on  the  young  mind  of  Burns ;  accordingly 
we  find  that  this  ballad  has  not  only  the  same  struc- 
ture of  versification  with  the  Ode  of  Burns,  and  the 
repetition  of  the  last  line  of  the  stanza;  but  it 
breathes  a  kindred  pensive  melancholy  from  begin- 
ning to  end.  Many  of  the  imitations  in  the  Ode  are 
so  close  and  so  obvious,  that  it  is  impossible  they 
could  be  accidental.  For  instance,  the  last  line  of 
the  first  stanza  of  the  ballad,  "  Man  is  made  to 
moan"  evidently  suggested  "  Man  was  made  to 
mourn."  The  following  imitations  cannot  fail  to  be 
acknowledged.  The  reader  of  himself  will  easily 
discover  more. 

•'  November  air  maketh  fields  bare 
of  flowers,  of  grass,  and  corn." 

Ballad,  st.xY. 

"  When  chill  November's  surly  blast 
Made  fields  and  forests  bare." 

"  Thou  seest  what  things  are  gone  before, 
experience  teaches  thee ; 


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In  what  state  ever  that  thou  be, 

remember,  man,  to  die/' 

Ballad,  st.  II. 

"  I've  seen  yon  weary  winter  sun 
Twice  forty  times  return  ; 
And  every  time  has  added  proofs 
That  man  was  made  to  mourn." 

Ode. 

"  Therefore  this  lesson  keep  in  mind, 
remember,  man,  to  die." 

Ballad,  st.  III. 

"  Thro'  weary  life  this  lesson  learn. 
That  man  was  made  to  mourn." 

Ode. 

In  his  other  Poems  are  also  to  be  found  occasion- 
ally images  and  illustrations,  obviously  taken  from 
this  ballad.— In  the  "  Address  to  a  Mouse,'"  for  in- 
stance, when  he  says, 

"  An'  bleak  December's  winds  ensuin 
Baiih  snell  and  keen," 

the  following  line  must  have  been  floating  in  his 
mind: 

"  December  fell,  baith  sharp  and  snell." 


XV 


It  would  be  uncandid  to  suppose  that  the  Editor 
has  here  been  actuated  by  a  wish  to  detract  from  the 
merit  of  Burns.  He  conceived  that  nothing  which 
might  serve  to  elucidate  the  progress  of  his  gigantic 
mind  could  be  useless  or  uninteresting.  Burns 
wished  not  to  shroud  himself  up  in  any  mysterious 
obscurity.  He  felt  no  jealousy  that  the  closest  in- 
spection would  in  the  least  diminish  his  reputation. 
We  see  him  continually  pointing  to  the  productions 
with  which  his  earliest  years  were  most  familiar; 
thus  affording  us,  in  a  great  measure,  the  means  of 
ascertaining  how  much  of  his  excellence  we  owe  to 
the  efforts  of  those  who  had  preceded  him,  and  how 
much  to  the  inspiration  of  his  own  vigorous  mind. 
The  path  he  trod  was  so  unfrequented,  and  lay  so 
much  out  of  the  common  road,  that  without  his  as- 
sistance we  should  never  have  traced  it.  We  saw 
with  admiration  a  rich  and  unexpected  harvest  of 
original  poetry;  and  we  could  not  discover  from 
whence  he  had  collected  the  seeds  that  had  shot  up 
to  such  maturity.  We  find,  however,  that  many  of 
the  thoughts  which  appear  in  him  with  such  lustre 
were  derived  from  others  ;  and  even  that  some  of  his 
most  sublime  and  pathetic  poems  owe  their  origin  to 
models  of  a  similar  description,  however  inferior. 
To  the  Farmer's  Ingle  we  owe  the  Cottar's  Satur- 
day Night :  to  the  rude  and  artless  offspring  of  for- 


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gotten  bards  we  owe  some  of  his  most  exquisite  lyri- 
cal effusions.  On  a  just  and  candid  comparison,  it 
must  be  evident  that  he  has  greatly  excelled  his  mo- 
dels, and  our  admiration  of  his  versatile  talents  will 
be  considerably  increased  when  we  consider  how 
happily  he  has  reformed  and  polished  the  models 
themselves.  By  the  force  of  his  superior  powers  he 
has  appropriated  the  works  of  his  predecessors,  in 
order  to  render  them  more  perfect,  by  purifying  their 
dross,  illustrating  their  obscurities,  suppressing  their 
faults,  and  refining  their  beauties.  The  native  genius 
of  Michael  Angelo  was  not  degraded  but  exalted  by 
his  study  of  the  Antique ;  and  in  Poetry  as  well  as  in 
the  Sister  Arts,  true  originality  consists  not  so  much 
in  painting  what  has  never  been  painted  before,  as  in 
the  production  of  those  vivid  pictures  which  eclipse 
all  former  attempts. 

To  this  originality  Burns  has  an  undoubted  claim. 
The  proud  pre-eminence  he  enjoys  above  all  the 
Poets  of  his  country  will  not  soon  be  disputed  with 
him.  It  is  impossible  to  say  what  lies  hid  in  the  womb 
of  futurity ;  but  it  may  be  almost  pronounced  with 
safety,  that  he  will  ever  maintain  his  present  supe- 
riority ;  and  that  each  new  successor  will  but  add 
another  wreath  to  liis  laurels. 

R.  H.  C. 

London,  Newman-street,  May,  1810. 


SELECT  SCOTftH  SONGS,  kc. 


THE    HIGHLAND    OUEEN. 

The  Highland  Queen,  music  and  poetry,  zoas 
composed  hy  a  Mr.  31'  Vicar,  purser  of  the  SoJbny 
man  of  war. — This  I  had  from  Dr.  B/acklock. 


bf:ss  the  gawkie.* 

This  song  shews  that  the  Scotish  Muses  did  not 
all  leave  us  when  we  lost  Ramsay  and  Oswald,-\  as 
I  have  good  reason  to   believe  that  the  verses  and 

•  The  Editor  has  been  told  by  Mrs.  William  Copland,  iu 
Dalbeattie,  Galloway,  (a  lady  to  whose  taste,  and  accuracy  of  in- 
formation he  has  been  often  indebted),  that  this  Song  is  the 

production  of  the  late   Reverend Morehead,  miuister  of 

Urr  parish,  in  Galloway. 

t  Oswald  was  a  music-seller  in  London,  about  the  year  17£0. 
He  published  a  large  collection  of  Scotish  tunes,  wliich  he  called 
the  Caledonian  Pocket  Companion.  Mr.  Tytlcr  observes,  that  his 
genius  in  composition,  joined  to  his  taste  iu  the  performance  of 
Scotish  music,  was  natmal  and  pathetic. 
VOL.   1.  B 


music  are  both  posterior  to  the  days  of  these  two 
gentlemen. — It  is  a  be0ifftijul  so7ig,  and  in  the  ge- 
nuine Scots  taste.  We  have  Jew  pastoral  composi- 
tions, I  mean  the  pastoral  of  nature,  that  are  equal 
to  this. 

Blythe  young  Bess  to  Jean  did  say, 

Will  ye  gang  to  yon  sunny  brae, 

Where  flocks  do  feed  and  herds  do  stray, 

And  sport  awhile  wi'  Jamie  ? 
Ah  na,  lass,  I'll  no  gang  there. 
Nor  about  Jamie  tak  nae  care, 
Nor  about  Jamie  tak  nae  care. 

For  he's  taen  up  wi'  Maggy ! 

For  hark,  and  I  will  tell  you,  lass,. 
Did  I  not  see  your  Jamie  pass, 
Wi'  meikle  gladness  in  his  face, 

Out  o'er  the  muir  to  Maggy. 
1  wat  he  gae  her  mony  a  kiss, 
And  Maggy  took  them  ne'er  amiss ; 
'Tween  ilka  smack,  pleas'd  her  with  this, 

That  Bess  was  but  a  gawkie. 

For  when  a  civil  kiss  I  seek. 
She  turns  her  head,  and  thraws  her  cheek, 
And  for  an  hour  she'll  scarcely  speak  ; 
Who'd  not  call  her  a  gawkie  ? 


But  sure  my  Maggie  has  mair  sense, 
She'll  gie  a  score  without  offence ; 
Now  gie  me  aue  unto  the  mense, 
And  ye  shall  be  my  dawtie. 

O,  Jamie,  ye  ha'e  mony  taue, 
But  I  will  never  stand  for  ane, 
Or  twa,  when  we  do  meet  again ; 

Sae  ne'er  think  me  a  gawkie. 
Ah,  na,  lass,  that  ne'er  can  be, 
Sic  thoughts  as  these  are  far  frae  me, 
Or  ony  that  sweet  face  that  see. 

E'er  to  think  thee  a  gawkie. 

But  whisht! — nae  mair  of  this  we'll  speak, 
For  yonder  Jamie  does  us  meet ; 
Instead  of  Meg  he  kiss'd  sae  sweet, 
I  trow  he  likes  the  gawkie. 

0  dear  Bess,  I  hardly  knew. 

When  I  came  by,  your  gown  sae  new, 

1  think  you've  got  it  wat  wi'  dew ; 

Quoth  she,  that's  like  a  gawkie: 

It's  wat  wi'  dew^  and  'twill  get  rain, 
And  I'll  get  gowns  when  it  is  gane, 
Sae  you  may  gang  the  gate  you  came. 
And  tell  it  to  your  dawtie. 

B  3 


The  guilt  appeared  in  Jamie's  cheek ; 
He  cry'd,  O  cruel  maid,  but  sweet, 
If  I  should  gang  anither  gate, 
I  ne'er  could  meet  my  dawtie  ! 

The  lasses  fast  frae  him  they  flew, 
And  left  poor  Jamie  sair  to  rue. 
That  ever  Maggy's  face  he  knew. 

Or  yet  ca'd  Bess  a  gawkie. 
As  they  went  o'er  the  muir  they  sang ; 
The  hills  and  dales  with  echoes  rang, 
The  hills  and  dales  with  echoes  rang, 

Gang  o'er  the  muir  to  Maggy ! 


OH,  OPEN  THE  DOOR,  LORD  GREGORY. 

It  is  somewhat  singular,  that  in  Lanark,  Ren- 
J'rezv,  Ayr,  Wigton,  Kirkcudbright,  and  Dumfries- 
shires,  there  is  scarcely  an  old  song  or  tune  which, 
from  the  title,  S)C.  can  be  guessed  to  belong  to,  or  be 
the  production  of  these  countries.  This,  I  conjec- 
ture, is  one  of  these  very  few;  as  the  ballad,  which 
is  a  long  one,  is  called  both  by  tradition  and  in 
printed  collections.  The  Lass  o'  Lochroyan,  which 
I  take  to  be  Lochroyan,  in  Galloway. 


THE    BANKS    OF    THE    TWEED. 

This  song  is  one  of  the  many^  attempts  that  Eng- 
lish composers  have  made  to  imitate  the  Scotish 
manner,  and  zchich  I  shall,  in  these  strictures,  beg 
leave  to  distinguish  hy  the  appellation  of  Anglo- 
Scotish  productions.  The  music  is  pretty  good,  hut 
the  verses  are  just  above  contempt. 


ROSLIN    CASTLE. 


These  beautiful  verses  were  the  production  of  a 
Richard  Hewit,*  a  young  man  that  Dr.  Blacklock, 

•  Ricliard  Hewit  was  taken  when  a  boy,  during  the  residence 
of  Dr.  Blacklock  in  Cumberland,  to  lead  him.— He  addressed  a 
copy  of  verses  to  the  Doctor  on  quitting  his  service.  Among 
the  verses  are  the  following  lines : 

"  How  oft  those  plains  I've  thoughtless  prest ; 
*'  Whistled  or  sung  some  Fair  distrest, 
"  When  fate  would  steal  a  tear." 

Alluding, 


to  zohom  I  am  indebted  for  the  anecdote,  kept  for 
some  years  as  an  amanuensis.  I  do  not  knozv  who 
is  the  author  of  the  second  song  to  the  tune.  Tytler, 
in  his  amusing  history  of  Scots  music,  gives  the  air 
to  Oswald  ;  but  in  Oswald's  own  collection  of  Scots 
tunes,  zohere  he  affixes  an  asterisk  to  those  he  him- 
self composed,  he  does  not  make  the  least  claim  to 
the  tune. 

'Tvvas  in  that  season  of  the  year, 
When  all  things  gay  and  sweet  appear, 
That  Colin,  with  the  morning  ray. 
Arose  and  sung  his  rural  lay. 
Of  Nanny's  charms  the  shepherd  sung, 
The  hills  and  dales  with  Nanny  rung ; 
While  Roslin  Castle  heard  the  swain. 
And  echoed  back  the  cheerful  strain. 

Awake,  sweet  Muse !  the  breathing  spring, 
With  rapture  warms ;  awake  and  sing  ! 
Awake  and  join  the  vocal  throng, 
Who  hail  the  morning  with  a  song ; 

Alluding,  as  it  is  said  in  a  note,  to  a  sort  of  narrative  songs, 
which  make  no  inconsiderable  part  of  the  innocent  amusements 
with  which  the  country  people  (of  Cumberland)  pass  the  wintry- 
nights,  and  of  which  the  author  of  the  present  piece  was  a 
faithful  rehearser. 

Blacklock's  Poems,  1756,  8i'o.  p.  5. 


To  Nanny  raise  the  cheerful  lay, 
O  !  bid  her  haste  and  come  away ; 
In  sweetest  smiles  herself  adorn, 
And  add  new  graces  to  the  morn ! 

O,  hark,  my  love !  on  ev'ry  spray. 
Each  feather'd  warbler  tunes  his  lay ; 
'Tis  beauty  fires  the  ravish'd  throng, 
And  love  inspires  the  melting  song : 
Then  let  my  raptur'd  notes  arise. 
For  beauty  darts  from  Nanny's  eyes ; 
And  love  my  rising  bosom  warms, 
And  fills  my  soul  with  sweet  alarms. 

O  !  come,  my  love  !  thy  Colin's  lay 

With  rapture  calls,  O  come  away  ! 

Come,  while  the  Muse  diis  wreath  shall  twine 

Around  that  modest  brow  of  thine  ; 

O  !  hither  haste,  and  w  ith  thee  bring 

That  beauty  blooming  like  the  spring ; 

Those  graces  that  divinely  shine, 

And  charm  this  ravish'd  breast  of  mine! 


THE    BEDS    OF    SWEET    ROSES. 

This  song,  as  far  as  I  knozo,  for  the  first  time 
appears  here  in  print. —  ffhen  I  was  a  hoy,  it  was  a 
very  popular  song  in  Ayrshire.  I  remember  to 
have  heard  those  fanatics,  the  Buchanites,*  sing 
some  of  their  norisensical  rhymes,  which  they  dignify 
with  the  name  of  hymns,  to  this  air.-f 

•  A  set  of  itinerant  fanatics  in  the  west  of  Scotland,  so  deno- 
minated from  their  leader,  Elizabeth  Buchan.  The  husband  of 
this  visionary  was  one  of  the  proprietors  of  the  Delft-work  ma- 
nufactory at  Glasgow,  by  whom  she  had  several  children. 
About  1779  she  began  to  prophecy  that  the  end  of  the  world 
was  drawing  nigh,  and  that  all  Christians  must  abandon  worldly 
connexions,  in  order  to  be  in  readiness  to  meet  Christ.  She 
soon  gathered  a  great  number  of  followers,  and  journeyed  with 
them  through  several  parts  of  Scotland,  increasing  as  they  went. 
At  length  Mrs.  Buchan  died  in  1791,  and  her  disciples  dispersed. 

tThis  practice  of  composing  spiritual  hymns  and  songs  to  com- 
mon ballad  tunes  was  laughed  at  by  Shakespeare  in  his  Winter's 
Tale,  where  he  speaks  of  a  Puritan  who  sings  psrtZ/ns  to  hornpipes; 
and  that  it  obtained  long  anterior  to  the  time  of  the  Buchanites, 
the  curious  reader  may  see,  if  he  can  meet  with  a  very  scarce 
book  quoted  in  "  Campbell's  History  of  Poetry  in  Scotland," 
which  appeared  in  Mr.  Constable's  sale  Catalogue  for  1796, 
called  Geddes's  Saints  Recreation,  &c.  addressed,  in  the  very 
spirit  of  modern  dedication,  to  no  less  than  Jive  Patronesses! 
each  of  whom  the  author  hath  honmired  with  a  separate  dedi- 
cation, 


SAW    YE    JOHNNIE    CUMMIN?    QUO'    SHE. 

This  song  for  genuine  humor  in  the  verses,  and 
lively  originality  in  the  air,  is  unparalleled.  I  take 
it  to  he  very  old. 

Saw  ye  Johnnie  cummin  ?  quo'  she, 

Saw  ye  Johnnie  cummin, 
O  saw  ye  Johnnie  cummin,  quo'  she; 

Saw  ye  Johnnie  cummin, 
Wi'  his  blue  bonnet  on  his  head. 

And  his  doggie  runnin,  quo'  she ; 

And  his  doggie  runnin  r 


cation,    expressive  of  his  notions  of  tlieir  piety,  pretensions  to 
nobility,  Ifc.  Sfc. 

Tlie  reader  may  see  many  specimens  of  this  pious  nonsense  in 
"  Ane  compendious  booke  of  Godly  and  spirituall  Songs,"  &c.  1621, 
specimens  of  which  the  late  Lord  Haili  s  published  in  1764.  Tlie 
whole  was  republished,  with  a  valuable  Introduction,  by  Dalzell, 
Edin.  1801.  Similar  performances  made  tiieir  appearance  among 
the  Btreans  in  Scotland,  the  production  of  their  spiritual  guide, 
Mr.  Barclay.  Among  others  are  tiiese  titles:  "  Uaud  awa',  bide 
atra',  hand  awa  J'rae  me  Deilie" — "  Hat  ye  wha  I  met  yestreen, 
lying  on  my  bed,  Mamma  ?^an  angel  bright,"  Sfc. 


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Fee  him,  father,*  fee  him,  quo'  she ; 

Fee  him,  father,  fee  him : 
For  he  is  a  gallant  lad, 

And  a  weel  doin' ; 
And  a'  the  wark  about  the  house 

Gaes  wi'  me  when  I  see  him,  quo'  she; 

Wi'  me  when  I  see  him. 

What  will  I  do  wi'  him,  hussy? 

What  will  I  do  wi'  him  ? 
He's  ne'er  a  sark  upon  his  back, 

And  I  hae  nane  to  gie  him. 
I  hae  twa  sarks  into  my  kist. 

And  ane  o'  them  I'll  gie  him. 
And  for  a  mark  of  mair  fee, 

Dinna  stand  wi'  him,  quo'  she; 

Dinna  stand  wi'  him. 

For  weel  do  I  lo'e  him,  quo'  she ; 

Weel  do  I  lo'e  him  : 
O  fee  him,  father,  fee  him,  quo'  she ; 

Fee  him,  father,  fee  him ; 
He'll  baud  the  pleugh,  thrash  i'  the  barn. 

And  lie  wi'  me  at  e'en,  quo'  she ; 

Lie  wi'  me  at  e'en. 

*  Hire  him. 


IJ 


CLOUT    THE    CALDRON. 


A  TRADITION  is  mentioned  in  the  Bee,  that  the 
second  Bishop  Chisholni,  of  Dunblane,  used  to  say, 
that  if  he  were  going  to  be  hanged,  nothing  would 
soothe  his  mind  so  much  hy  the  imy,  as  to  hear 
Clout  the  Caldron  played. 

I  have  met  with  another  tradition,  that  the  old 
song  to  this  tune 

Hae  ye  ony  pots  or  pans. 
Or  onie  broken  chanlers, 

was  composed  on  one  of  the  Kenmure  family,  in  the 
Cavalier  times ;  and  alluded  to  an  amour  he  had, 
while  under  hiding,  in  the  disguise  of  an  itinerant 
tinker.     The  air  is  also  known  by  the  name  of 

The  Blacksmith  and  his  Apron, 

which  from  the  rhythm,  seems  to  hate  been  a  line  of 
some  old  song  to  the  tune. 


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SAW    YE    NAE    MY    PEGGY? 

This. charming  song  is  much  older,  and  indeed 
superior,  to  Ramsat/'s  verses,  "  The  Toast,"  as  he 
calls  them.  There  is  another  set  of  the  words,  much 
older  still,  and  which  I  take  to  be  the  original  one, 
but  though  it  has  a  very  great  deal  of  merit,  it  is 
not  quite  ladies'  reading. 

Saw  ye  uae  my  Peggy, 
Saw  ye  nae  my  Peggy, 
Saw  ye  nae  my  Peggy, 

Coming  o'er  the  lea  ? 
Sure  a  finer  creature 
Ne'er  was  form'd  by  nature. 
So  complete  each  feature. 

So  divine  is  she. 

O!  how  Peggy  charms  me; 
Every  look  still  warms  me ; 
Every  thought  alarms  me, 

Lest  she  love  nae  me. 
Peggy  doth  discover 
Nought  but  charms  all  over ; 
Nature  bids  me  love  her, 

That's  a  law  to  me. 


Who  would  leave  a  lover, 
To  become  a  rover  ? 
No,  I'll  ne'er  give  over, 

Till  I  happy  be. 
For  since  love  inspires  me, 
As  her  beauty  fires  me, 
And  her  absence  tires  me. 

Nought  can  please  but  she. 

When  I  hope  to  gain  her, 
Fate  seems  to  detain  her, 
Cou'd  I  but  obtain  her, 

Happy  wou'd  I  be ! 
I'll  ly  down  before  her, 
Bless,  sigh,  and  adore  her, 
With  faint  looks  implore  her, 

'Till  she  pity  me. 

The  original  words,  for  they  can  scarcely  be  called 
verses,  seem  to  be  as  follows;  a  song  familiar  from 
the  cradle  to  evert/  Scotish  ear. 


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Saw  ye  my  Maggie, 
Saw  ye  my  Maggie, 
Saw  ye  my  Maggie 
Linkin  o'er  the  lea  ? 

High  kilted  was  she,  » 

High  kilted  was  she. 
High  kilted  was  she. 

Her  coat  aboon  her  knee. 

What  mark  has  your  Maggie, 
What  mark  has  your  Maggie, 
What  mark  has  your  Maggie 
That  ane  may  ken  her  be  ?  (by) 

Though  it  by  no  means  follozes  that  the  silliest 
verses  to  an  air  must,  for  that  reason,  be  the  origitial 
song;  yet  I  take  this  ballad,  of  which  I  have  quoted 
part,  to  be  the  old  verses.  The  two  sojigs  in  Ram- 
say, one  of  them  evidently  his  ozcn,  are  never  to  be 
met  with  in  the  f  re-side  circle  of  our  peasantry; 
while  that  which  I  take  to  be  the  old  song,  is  in 
every  shepherd's  mouth.  Ramsay,  I  suppose,  had 
thought  the  old  verses  unworthy  of  a  place  in  his 
collection. 


15 


THE    FLOWliRS    OF    EDINBURGH. 

This  song  is  one  of  the  many  effusions  of  Scots 

Jacobitism. —  The  title,  Flowers  of  Edinburgh,  has 

no  manner  of  connexion  with  the  present  verses,  so 

I  suspect  there  has  been  an  older  set  of  words,  of 

zvhich  the  title  is  all  that  remains. 

By  the  bye,  it  is  singular  enough  that  the  Sco- 
tish  Muses  were  all  Jacobites. — /  have  paid  more 
attention  to  every  description  of  Scots  songs  than 
perhaps  any  body  living  has  done,  and  I  do  not  re- 
collect one  single  stanza,  or  even  the  title  of  the 
most  trifing  Scots  air,  zchich  has  the  least  panegy- 
rical reference  to  the  families  of  Nassau  or  JBruns- 
wick;  while  there  are  hundreds  satirizing  them. — 
This  may  be  thought  no  panegyric  on  the  Scots 
Poets,  but  I  mean  it  as  such.  For  myself,  I  would 
ahcays  take  it  as  a  compliment  to  have  it  said,  that 
my  heart   ran  before  my  head;* — and  surely  the 

*  Poor  Burns! — Thy  heart  indeed  ran  always  before  thy 
liead ;  but  never  didst  thou  fail  to  carry  thy  reader's  heart  along 
with  thee. — Instead  of  kindling  at  the  indignities  offered  to  thy 
native  land,  liadst  thou  been  a  wise  and  a  prudent  poet,  thou 
would'st  have  tuned  thy  lyre  to  the  praise  of  some  powerful 
family,  and  carefully  abstaiued  from  drawing  on  thy  head  the 

resentment 


16 


gallant  though  unfortunate  house  of  Stuart,  the 
kings  of  our  fathers  for  so  many  heroic  ages,  is  a 
theme  much  more  interesting  than     *     *     *     * 


resentment  of  the  guilty  great,  or  their  descendants.  Thou 
niightest  then  have  rolled  in  affluence,  and  ceased  to  struggle 
under  the  insulting  taunts  of  every  little  upstart  in  office.  Thou 
mightest  have  flourished  in  thy  day,  and  left  behind  thee  an  off- 
spring securely  treading  the  path  of  honours  and  preferment,  in- 
stead of  leaving  thy  wife  and  children  poor  and  pennyless,  at  the 
mercy  of  the  world. — All  this  thou  mightest  have  done ;  but 
then  thou  would'st  not  have  been  a  poet.  Thy  mantle  has  in- 
deed been  claimed  by  the  first  of  a  new  order  of  poets,  who 
has  done  all  that  thou  would'st  have  disdained  to  do.  The  world 
has  seen  with  astonishment,  the  solid  treasures  realized  by  the 
speculating  muse ;  but  the  meretricious  laurel  will  soon  wither 
around  the  wearer's  brow,  and  succeeding  generations  will  turn 
with  contempt  from  the  cold  and  the  courtly  strain. 

I  do  not  mean  to  say  that  poetry  and  prudence  are  altogether 
incompatible ;  but  that  prudence  which  would  stifle  the  feelings 
which  should  glow  in  every  manly  bosom,  can  never  exist  with 
true  and  genuine  poetry.  The  prudence  that  would  suppress 
the  indignant  strain  of  a  Campbell  at  the  horrors  of  Warsaw,  or 
at  the  cries  of  the  helpless  women  and  children  of  our  American 
brethren  mangled  and  murdered  by  Savages,  spurred  on  by 
cold  and  unfeeling  politicians ; — the  prudence  that  could  see 
unmoved  the  smoking  villages  and  unhallowed  butchery  which 
followed  in  the  train  -of  CuUoden,  the  unsophisticated  muse 
will  ever  disdain.  He  can  never  be  a  poet  who  does  not  feel  as 
a  man. — Ed. 


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JAMIE    GAY. 


Jamie  Gay  is  another  and  a  tolerable  Anglo- 
Scotish  piece. 


MY    DEAR    JOCKIE. 

Another  Anglo- Scotish  production. 


TYE,    GAE    RUB    HER    O  ER    WI     STRAE. 

It  is  self-evident  that  the  first  four  lines  of  this 
song  are  part  of  a  song  more  ancient  than  Ramsay's 
beautiful  verses  which  are  annexed  to  them.  As 
music  is  the  language  of  nature;  and  poetry,  parti- 
cularly songs,  are  always  less  or  more  localized  (if  I 
may  be  allowed  the  verb)  by  some  of  the  modifica- 
tions of  time  and  place,  this  is  the  reason  zchy  so 
many  of  our  Scots  airs  have  outlived  their  original, 
and  perhaps  many  subsequent  sets  of  verses;  except  a 
single  name,  or  phrase,  or  sometimes  one  or  trco 
lines,  simply  to  distinguish  the  tunes  by. 

VOL.   I.  0 


>8 

To  this  day  amotig  people  who  know  nothing  of 
Ramsai/'s  verses,  the  following  is  the  song,  and  all 
the  song  that  ever  I  heard : — 

Gin  ye  meet  a  bonie  lassie, 
Gie  her  a  kiss  and  let  her  gae ; 

But  gin  ye  meet  a  dirty  hizzie, 
Fye,  gar  rub  her  o'er  wi'  strae. 

Fye,  gae  rub  her,  rub  her,  rub  her, 
Fye,  gae  rub  her  o'er  wi'  strae : 

An'  gin  ye  meet  a  dirty  hizzie, 
Fye,  gar  rub  her  o'er  wi'  strae. 


Look  up  to  Pentland's  tow'ring  tap,* 
Bury'd  beneath  great  wreaths  of  snaw, 

O'er  ilka  cleugh,  ilk  scar,  and  slap. 
As  high  as  ony  Roman  wa'. 


*  This  spirited  imitation  of  the  "  Vides  ut  alta  stet  nive  candi- 
dum,  Smacte,"  of  Horace,  is  considered  as  one  of  the  happiest 
efforts  of  the  author's  genins. — For  a  very  elegant  critique  on 
the  poem,  and  a  comparison  of  its  merits  with  those  of  the  ori- 
ginal, the  reader  is  referred  to  Lord  Woodhouselee's  Remarks  on 
the  Writings  of  Ramsay,  vol.  i.  p.  98.    London,  1800. 


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Driving  their  baws  frae  whins  or  tee, 
There's  no  nae  gowfers  to  be  seen ; 

Nor  dousser  fowk  wysing  a-jee 

The  byass-bouls  on  Tamson's  green. 

Then  fling  on  coals,  and  ripe  the  ribs, 
And  beek  the  house  baith  butt  and  ben ; 

That  mutchkin  stowp  it  hads  but  dribs, 
Then  let's  get  in  die  tappit  hen. 

Good  claret  best  keeps  out  the  cauld. 
And  drives  away  the  winter  soon ; 

It  makes  a  man  baith  gash  and  bauld, 
And  heaves  his  saul  beyond  the  moon. 

Leave  to  the  gods  your  ilka  care. 

If  that  tliey  think  us  worth  their  while, 

They  can  a  rowth  of  blessings  spare, 
Which  will  our  fasliious  fears  beguile. 

For  what  they  have  a  mind  to  do, 

That  will  they  do,  should  we  gang  wood ; 

If  they  command  the  storms  to  blaw, 
Then  upo'  sight  the  hailstains  thud. 

But  soon  as  ere  they  cry,  "  Be  quiet," 
The  blatt'ring  winds  dare  nae  mair  move, 

But  cour  into  their  caves,  and  wait 
The  high  command  of  supreme  Jo^  c. 
c  2 


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Let  neist  day  come  as  it  thinks  fit, 
The  present  minute's  only  ours ; 

On  pleasure  let's  employ  our  wit, 
And  laugh  at  fortune's  fickle  powers. 

Be  sure  ye  dinna  quat  the  grip 
Of  ilka  joy  when  ye  are  young. 

Before  auld  age  your  vitals  nip, 
And  lay  ye  twafald  o'er  a  rung. 

Sweet  youth's  a  blyth  and  heartsome  time; 

Then,  lads  and  lasses,  while  it's  May, 
Gae  pou  the  gowan  in  its  prime. 

Before  it  wither  and  decay. 

Watch  the  saft  minutes  of  delyte. 

When  Jenny  speaks  beneath  her  breath, 

And  kisses,  laying  a'  the  wyte 
On  you,  if  she  kepp  ony  skaith. 

"  Haith,  ye're  ill-bred,"  she'll  smiling  say; 

"  Ye'U  worry  me,  ye  greedy  rook  ;" 
Syne  frae  your  arms  she'll  rin  away. 

And  hide  hersell  in  some  dark  nook. 

Her  laugh  will  lead  you  to  the  place 
Where  lies  the  happiness  you  want. 

And  plainly  tells  you  to  your  face. 
Nineteen  nay-says  are  half  a  grant 


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Now  to  her  heaving  bosom  cling, 
And  sweetly  toolie  for  a  kiss, 

Frae  her  fair  finger  whop  a  ring, 
As  taiken  of  a  future  bliss. 

These  bennisons,  I'm  very  sure, 
Are  of  the  gods'  indulgent  grant ; 

Then,  surly  carles,  whisht,  forbear 
To  plague  us  with  your  whining  cant. 


THE    LASS    O     LIVISTON. 

The  old  song,  in  three  eight-line  stanzas,  is  well 
known,  and  has  merit  as  to  wit  and  humour;  but  it 
is  rather  unfit  for  insertion. — It  begins, 

The  bonie  lass  o'  Liviston, 

Her  name  ye  ken,  her  name  ye  ken, 

And  she  has  written  in  her  contract. 
To  lie  her  lane,  to  lie  her  lane. 

&c.  &c. 


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THE    LAST    TIME    1    CAME    O  ER    THE    MOOR. 

HaMSAY  foujid  the  Just  line  of  this  song,  which 
had  been  preserved  as  the  title  of  the  charming  air, 
and  then  composed  the  rest  of  the  verses  to  suit  that 
line.  This  has  always  a  finer  effect  than  composing 
English  zoords,  or  words  with  an  idea  foreign  to  the 
spirit  of  the  old  title.  Where  old  titles  of  songs 
convey  any  idea  at  all,  it  will  generally  be  found  to 
be  quite  in  the  spirit  of  the  air. 


JOHNNY  S    GRAY    BREEKS. 

Though  this  has  certainly  every  evidence  of 
being  a  Scotish  air,  yet  there  is  a  well-known  tune 
and  song  in  the  North  of  Ireland,  called,  The 
Weaver  and  his  Shuttle,  O,  which  though  sung  much 
quicker,  is  every  note  the  very  tune. 

When  I  was  in  my  se'nteen  year, 

I  was  baith  blythe  and  bonny, 
O  the  lads  loo'd  me  baith  far  and  near, 

But  I  loo'd  nane  but  Johnny : 


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He  gain'd  my  heart  in  twa  three  weeks, 
He  spake  sae  blythe  and  kindly ; 

And  I  made  him  new  gray  breeks, 
That  fitted  him  most  finely. 

He  was  a  handsome  fellow ; 

His  humour  was  baith  frank  and  free, 
His  bonny  locks  sae  yellow, 

Like  gowd  they  glitter'd  in  my  ee ; — 
His  dimpl'd  chin  and  rosy  cheeks, 

And  face  sae  fair  and  ruddy ; 
And  then  a-days  his  gray  breeks. 

Was  neither  auld  nor  duddy.* 

But  now  they're  threadbare  worn, 

Tliey're  wider  than  they  wont  to  be ; 
They're  tashed-like,-]-  and  sair  torn. 

And  clouted  sair  on  ilka  knee. 
But  gin  I  had  a  simmer's  day, 

As  I  have  had  right  mony, 
I'd  make  a  web  o'  new  gray. 

To  be  breeks  to  my  Johnny. 

For  he's  weel  wordy  o'  them. 

And  better  gin  I  had  to  gie, 
And  I'll  tak  pains  upo'  them, 

Frae  fauts  I'll  strive  to  keep  them  free. 

*  Ragged.  t  Stained 


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To  dead  him  weel  shall  be  my  care, 
And  please  him  a'  my  study ; 

But  he  maun  wear  the  auld  pair 
Awee,  tho'  they  be  duddy. 

For  when  the  lad  was  in  his  prime, 

Like  him  there  was  nae  rnony. 
He  ca'd  me  aye  his  bonny  thing, 

Sae  wha  wou'd  na  lo'e  Johnny  ? 
So  I  lo'e  Johnny's  gray  breeks, 

For  a'  the  care  they've  gi'en  me  yet, 
And  gin  we  live  anither  year. 

We'll  keep  them  hale  betwen  us  yet. 

Now  to  conclude, — his  gray  breeks, 

ril  sing  them  up  wi'  mirth  and  glee ; 
Here's  luck  to  a'  the  gray  steeks,* 

That  show  themsells  upo'  the  knee  ! 
And  if  wi'  health  I'm  spared, 

A'  wee  while  as  I  may, 
I  shall  hae  them  prepared. 

As  well  as  ony  that's  o'  gray. 

*  Stitches. 


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MAY    EVE,    OR    KATE    OF    ABERDEEN. 

Kate  of  Aberdeen,  is,  I  believe,  the  work  of 
poor  Cunningham  the  player ;  of  whom  the  follow- 
ing anecdote,  though  told  before,  deserves  a  recital. 
A  fat  dignitary  of  the  church  coming  past  Cunning- 
ham one  Sunday  as  the  poor  poet  was  busy  plying  a 
fishing-rod  in  some  stream  iiear  Durham,  his  native 
country,  his  reverence  reprimanded  Cunningham 
very  severely  for  such  an  occupation  on  such  a  day. 


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The  poor  poet,  with  that  inoffensive  gentleness  of' 
manners  which  was  his  peculiar  characteristic,  re- 
plied, that  he  hoped  God  and  his  reverence  would 
forgive  his  seeming  profanity  of  that  sacred  day, 
"  as  he  had  no  dinner  to  eat,  but  what  lay  at  the 
bottom  of  that  pool !"  This,  Mr.  Woods,  the 
player,  who  knew  Cunningham  well,  and  esteemed 
him  much,  assured  me  was  true.* 

*  The  Editor,  on  his  way  to  Edinburgh,  had  an  interview  witli 
the  celebrated  Bewick,  of  Newcastle,  who  favoured  him  with 
the  annexed  interesting  Portrait  of  Cunningham,  which  he  drew 
two  days  before  the  Poet's  death. 

Through  life  Bewick  has  possessed  a  vivid  recollection  oi  Cha- 
racter, and  to  this  happy  faculty  we  owe  some  of  the  most  vigor- 
ous productions  of  his  pencil.  The  Poems  of  Cunningham  were 
the  delight  of  his  youthful  mind;  so  much  so,  that  he  emphati- 
cally declared  he  used  to  read  his  verses  with  the  same  enthusiasm 
as  others  read  their  prayer-books  and  bibles, — He  walked  after 
the  Poet  in  the  streets  of  Newcastle,  stopped,  loitered  behind, 
repassed  liini  ;  and  in  this  manner,  unobserved  by  the  poor 
dying  Bard,  obtained  the  sketch  which  the  Editor  now  presents 
to  the  public.  The  little  handkerchief,  or  rather  the  remains 
of  a  handkerchief,  in  his  hand,  contained  a  herring,  and  some 
other  small  matter  of  food. 

Cunningham  had  little  consciousness  of  his  own  merit  as  a 
Poet,  and  seldom  wrote  but  when  urged  by  necessity.  His 
highest  ambition  was  to  be  considered  a  great  Actor,  for  which 
he  had  no  requisite  eitiier  of  person  or  talents.  When  in  Mr. 
Bates's  company  of  comedians,  he  had  generally  a  benefit  night 

at 


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The  silver  moon's  enamour'd  beam, 

Steals  softly  through  the  night, 
To  wanton  with  the  winding  stream. 

And  kiss  reflected  light. 
To  beds  of  state  go  balmy  sleep, 

('Tis  where  you've  seldom  been,) 
May's  vigil  while  the  shepherds  keep 

With  Kate  of  Aberdeen ! 


at  North  Shields,  and  beins;  much  beloved,  numbers  flocked  to 
it  from  Newcastle.  He  would  declare  afterwards  to  his  friends, 
with  his  usual  naivete,  that  so  crowded  a  house  was  drawn  by  his 
theatrical  eminence  ! 

An  occurrence  not  generally  known  gave  the  first  shock  to  this 
good  man's  heart.  His  volume  of  Poems  was  dedicated  to  Gar- 
rick,  whom  in  his  admiration  of  theatrical  talent  he  would  natu- 
rally esteem  the  first  man  that  ever  existed.  He  trudged  up  to 
the  metropolis  to  present  his  volume  to  this  celebrated  character. 
He  saw  him ;  and,  according  to  his  own  phrase,  he  was  treated 
by  him  in  the  most  humiliating  and  scurry  manner  imaginable. 
Garrick  assumed  a  cold  and  stately  air ;  insulted  Cunningham 
by  beliaving  to  him  as  to  a  common  beggar,  and  gave  him  a 
couple  of  guineas,  accompanied  with  t\ih  speech: — "  Playeks, 
Sir,  as  well  as  Poets,  aie  always  poor." 

Tlie  blow  was  too  severe  for  the  Poet.  He  was  so  confused 
at  the  time,  that  he  iiad  not  the  use  of  his  faculties,  and  indeed 
never  recollected  that  lie  ought  to  have  spurned  the  offer  with 
contciDpt,  till  his  best  friend,  Mrs.  Slack,  of  Newcastle,  remind 
ed  him  of  it  by  giving  him  a  sound  box  on  the  ear,  when  lie  re- 
turned 


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Upon  the  green  the  virgins  wait, 

In  rosy  chaplets  gay, 
Till  morn  unbar  her  golden  gate. 

And  give  the  promis'd  May. 
Methinks  I  hear  the  maids  declare 

The  promis'd  May,  when  seen, 
Not  half  so  fragrant,  half  so  fair. 

As  Kate  of  Aberdeen  ! 

Strike  up  the  tabor's  boldest  notes. 
We'll  rouse  the  nodding  grove ; 

The  nested  birds  shall  raise  their  throats, 
And  hail  the  maid  I  love  : 


turned  once  more  beneath  her  sheltering  roof,  and  related  his 
sad  story. 

The  repulse,  however,  preyed  deeply  on  his  spirits,  and  drove 
him  to  tliat  fatal  resource  of  disappointment,— dram  drinking. 

When  he  had  money  he  gave  it  away  to  people  in  distress, 
leaving  himself  pennyless.  His  kind  protectress,  Mrs.  Slack, 
used  to  empty  his  pockets  before  he  went  out,  of  the  little  that 
was  in  them,  as  one  takes  halfpence  from  a  school-boy  to  prevent 
him  from  purchasing  improper  trash :  How  illustrative  of  the 
childish  simplicity  of  his  character! 

From  his  emaciated  appearance  in  this  portrait,  he  might  be 
supposed  very  aged;  yet  from  the  inscription  on  his  tomb-stone 
in  the  churchyard  of  St.  John's,  at  Newcastle,  it  appears  he  was 
only  44  years  old  when  he  died. 

These  particulars  were  collected  from  Mrs.  Slack's  daughter,, 
and  Mr.  Thomas  Bewick,  both  of  Newcastle. 


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And  see — the  matin  lark  mistakes, 

He  quits  the  tufted  green ; 
Fond  bird !  'tis  not  the  morning  breaks, 

'Tis  Kate  of  Aberdeen ! 

Now  Hghtsome  o'er  the  level  mead. 

Where  midnight  fairies  rove, 
Like  them,  the  jocund  dance  we'll  lead, 

Or  tune  the  reed  to  love: 
For  see  the  rosy  May  draws  nigh. 

She  claims  a  virgin  queen ; 
And  hark,  the  happy  shepherds  cry, 

"  'Tis  Kate  of  Aberdeen !" 


THE    LASS    OF    PATIES    MILL. 

In  Sinclair's  Statistical  Account  of  Scotland,  this 
song  is  localized  (o  verb  I  must  use  for  want  of  an- 
other to  express  my  idea)  somewhere  in  the  North  of 
Scotland,  and  likewise  is  claimed  by  Ayrshire. — 
The  following  anecdote  I  had  from  the  present  Sir 
William  Cunningham,  of  Robertland,  who  had  it 
from  the  last  John,  Earl  of  Loudon. —  The  then 
Karl  of  Loudon,  father  to  Earl  John,  before  men- 
tioned, had  Ramsay  at  Loudon,  and  one  day  walk- 


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ing  together  hy  the  hanks  of  Irvine  water,  near 
New-Mills,  at  a  place  yet  called  Patie's  Mill,  they 
were  struck  with  the  appearance  of  a  beautiful  coun- 
try girl.  His  lordship  observed,  that  she  would  be 
a  fine  theme  for  a  song. — Allan  lagged  behind  in 
returning  to  Loudon  Castle,  and  at  dinner  produced 
this  identical  song. 

The  lass  of  Patie's  mill, 

So  bonny,  blyth,  and  gay, 
In  spite  of  all  my  skill, 

She  stole  ray  heart  away. 
When  tedding  of  the  hay. 

Bare-headed  on  the  green, 
Love  'midst  her  locks  did  play. 

And  wanton'd  in  her  een. 

Her  arms  white,  romid,  and  smooth, 

Breasts  rising  in  their  dawn, 
To  age  it  would  give  youth, 

To  press  'em  with  his  hand : 
Thro'  all  my  spirits  ran 

An  ecstasy  of  bliss, 
When  I  such  sweetness  fand 

Wrapt  in  a  balmy  kiss. 


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Without  the  help  of  art, 

Like  flowers  which  grace  die  wild, 
She  did  her  sweets  impart, 

Whene'er  she  spoke  or  smil'd. 
Her  looks  they  were  so  mild, 

Free  from  affected  pride. 
She  me  to  love  beguil'd; 

I  wish'd  her  for  my  bride. 

O  had  I  all  that  wealth, 

Hopeton's  high  mountains*  fill, 
Insur'd  lang  life  and  health. 

And  pleasure  at  my  will ; 
I'd  promise  and  fulfil, 

That  none  but  bonny  she. 
The  lass  of  Patie's  mill 

Shou'd  share  the  same  wi'  me. 


•  Thirty-three  miles  south-west  of  Edinburgh,  where  the  Earl 
of  Hopeton's  mines  of  gold  and  lead  are. 


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THE    TURNIMSPIKE. 


There  is  a  stanza  of  this  excellent  song  for  local 
humour,  omitted  in  this  set, — where  I  have  placed 
the  asterisms.* 


Hersell  pe  highland  shentleman, 
Pe  auld  as  Pothwell  Prig,  man ; 

And  mony  alterations  seen 
Amang  te  lawland  whig,  man. 

Fal,  &c. 

First  when  her  to  the  lawlands  came, 
Nainsell  was  driving  cows,  man ; 

There  was  nae  laws  about  him's  nerse. 
About  the  preeks  or  trews,  man. 

Nainsell  did  wear  the  philabeg, 
The  plaid  prick't  on  her  shouder ; 

The  guid  claymore  hung  pe  her  pelt, 
De  pistol  sharg'd  wi'  pouder. 


*  Burns  had  placed  -  the  asterisms  between  the  9th  and  10th 
verses.    Tlie  verse  is  here  restored. 


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But  for  whereas  these  cursed  preeks. 
Wherewith  mans  nerse  be  locket, 

O  hon  I  that  e'er  she  saw  the  day ! 
For  a'  her  houghs  be  prokit. 

Every  ting  in  de  highlands  now 

Pe  tum'd  to  alteration ; 
The  sodger  dwall  at  our  door-sheek, 

And  tat's  te  great  vexation, 

Scotland  be  turn't  a  Ningland  now,. 

An'  laws  pring  on  de  eager ; 
Nainsell  wad  durk  him  for  his  deeds. 

But  oh  !  she  fear  te  sodger. 

Anither  law  came  after  dat. 
Me  never  saw  de  like,  man ; 

They  mak  a  lang  road  on  de  crund. 
And  ca'  him  Turnimspike,  man. 

An'  wow  !  she  pe  a  ponny  road. 
Like  Louden  corn-rigs,  man ; 

Where  twa  carts  may  gang  on  her. 
An'  no  preak  ithers  legs,  man. 

They  sharge  a  penny  for  ilka  horse, 
(In  troth,  they'll  no  pe  sheaper)  ; 

For  nought  put  gaen  upo'  the  crund, 
And  they  gie  me  a  paper. 


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They  tak  the  horse  then  py  te  heady 
And  tere  tey  mak  her  stan,  man ; 

Me  tell  tern,  me  hae  seen  te  day, 
Tey  had  na  sic  comma?i\  man. 

Nae  doubt,  Nalnsell  maun  traw  his  purse^ 
And  pay  tern  what  him  likes,  man ; 

1^11  see  a  shudgment  on  his  toor ; 
Tat  filthy  Tumimspike,  man. 

But  I'll  awa  to  the  Highland  hills, 
Where  te'il  a  ane  dare  turn  her, 

And  no  come  near  your  Turniraspike, 
Unless  it  pe  to  pum  her. 

Fal,  &c. 


HIGHLAND    LADDIE. 

j4s  this  zeas  a  favorite  theme  with  our  later  Sco- 
tish  muses,  there  are  several  airs  and  songs  of  that 
name.  That  which  1  take  to  be  the  oldest,  is  to  be 
found  in  the  Musical  Museum,  beginning,  I  hae 
been  at  Crookie-den.* — One  reason  for  my  thinking 

*  I  hae  been  at  Crookie-den,* 

My  bonnie  laddie,  Highland  laddie ; 
Viewing  Willie  and  his  men, 

My  bonie  laddie,  Highland  laddie. 


•  A  vulgar  cant  name  for  Hell. 


There 


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so  is,  that  Oswald  has  it  in  his  collection  hy  the  name 
of  The  auld  Highland  Laddie. — It  is  also  knozvn  by 
the  name  of  Jinglan  Johnie,  which  is  a  well-known 
song  of  four  or  five  stanzas,  and  seems  to  be  an  ear- 
lier song  than  Jacobite  times.  As  a  proof  of  this, 
it  is  little  known  to  the  peasantry  by  the  name  of 
Highland  Laddie ;  while  every  body  knows  Jinglan 
Johnie.     The  song  begins, 

Jinglan  John,  the  meickle  man. 

He  met  wi'  a  lass  was  blythe  and  bonie. 

Another  Highland  Laddie  is  also  in  the  Museum, 
vol.  V,  which  I  take  to  be  Ramsay  s  original,  as  he 
has  borrowed  the  chorus  "  O  my  bonie  Highland  lad. 


There  our  faes  that  burnt  and  slew, 
My  bonie  laddie,  Highland  laddie ; 

There,  at  last,  they  gat  their  due, 
My  bonie  laddie,  Highland  laddie. 

Satan  sits  in  his  black  neuk, 

My  bonie  laddie,  Highland  laddie  ; 

Breaking  sticks  to  roast  the  Duke, 
My  bonie  laddie,  Highland  laddie  ; 

The  bluidy  monster  gae  a  yell, 
My  bonie  laddie.  Highland  laddie ; 

And  loud  the  laugh  gaed  round  a'  hell  • 
My  bonie  laddie,  Highland  laddie. 

D  2 


S6 


S^c."  It  consists  of  three  stanzas,  besides  the  chorus ; 
and  has  humor  in  its  composition — it  is  an  excellent 
but  somewhat  licentious  song. — It  begins 

As  I  cam  o'er  Cairney-Mount, 

And  down  amang  the  blooming  heather,  &c. 

This  air,  and  the  common  Highland  Laddie,  seem 
only  to  be  different  sets. 

Another  Highland  Laddie,  also  in  the  Museum, 
vol.  V.  is  the  tune  of  several  Jacobite  fragments. — 
One  of  these  old  songs  to  it,  only  exists,  as  far  as  1 
knozv,  in  these  four  lines — 

Whare  hae  ye  been  a'  day, 

Bonie  laddie.  Highland  laddie  ? 

Down  the  back  o'  Bell's  brae, 

Courtin  Maggie,  courtin  Maggie. 

Another  of  this  name  is  Dr.  Arne's  beautiful  air, 
called,  the  new  Highland  Laddie.* 


*  The  following  observation  was   found  in  a  memorandum- 
book  belonging  to  Burns: 

The  Highlanders'  Prayer  at  Sheriff-Muir. 

"  O  L — d  be  thou  with  us ;  but,  if  tbou  be  not  with  us,  be 
not  against  us ;  but  leave  it  between  the  red  coats  and  us !" 


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THE    GENTLE    SWAIN. 


To  sing  suck  a  beautiful  air  to  such  execrable 
verses,  is  downright  *  *  *  qf  common  sense ! 
The  Scots  verses  indeed  are  tolerable. 


HE    STOLE    MY    TENDER    HEABT    AWAY. 

This  is  an  jinglo-Scotish  production,  but  by  no 
means  a  bad  one. 


FAIREST    OF    THE    FAIR. 

It  is  too  barefaced  to  take  Dr.  Perc7/'s  charm- 
ing song,  and  by  the  means  of  tramposing  a  few 
English  words  into  Scots,  to  offer  to  pass  it  for  a 
Scots  song. — /  was  not  acquainted  with  the  Editor 
until  the  first  volume  was  nearly  finished^  else,  had 
I  hiown  in  time,  I  would  have  prevented  such  an 
impudent  absurdity.* 

*  These  are  Dr.  Percy's  English  verses: 

O  Nancy,  wilt  tliou  go  with  me, 

Nor  sigh  to  leave  the  flaunting  town  ? 

Can  silent  glens  have  charms  for  thee, 
Tiie  lowly  cot  and  russet  gown? 

No 


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THE    BLAITHRIE    O  T. 


The  following  is  a  set  of  this  song,  which  was 
the  earliest  song  I  remember  to  have  got  hy  heart. 
When  a  child,  an  old  woman  sung  it  to  me,  and  I 
picked  it  up,  every  word,  at  first  hearing. 

O  Willy  weel  I  mind,  I  lent  you  my  hand. 
To  sing  you  a  song  which  you  did  me  command ; 
But  my  memory's  so  bad,  I  had  almost  forgot 
That  you  call'd  it  the  gear  and  the  blaithrie  o't. 


No  longer  drest  in  silken  sheen, 

No  longer  deck'd  witli  jewels  rare, 
Say,  canst  thou  quit  each  courtly  scene, 

Where  thou  wert,  fairest  of  the  fair. 

O  Nancy,  when  thou'rt  far  away, 

Wilt  thou  not  cast  a  wish  behind  ? 
Say,  canst  tliou  face  the  parching  ray, 

Nor  shrink  before  the  wintry  wind? 

O  can  that  soft  and  gentle  mien 

Extremes  of  hardship  learn  to  bear ; 
Nor,  sad,  regret  each  courtly  scene. 

Where  thou  wort  fairest  of  the  fair? 

O  Nancy, 


S9 


I'JI  not  sing  abotit  confusion,  delusion,  or  pride, 
I'll  sing  about  a  laddie  was  for  a  virtuous  bride  ; 
For  virtue  is  an  ornament  that  time  will  never  rot. 
And  preferable  to  gear  and  the  blaithrie  p't 

Tho'  my  lassie  hae  nae  scarlets  or  silks  to  put  on. 
We  envy  not  the  greatest  that  sits  upon  the  throne ; 
I  wad  rather  hae  my  lassie,  tho'  she  cam  in  her  smock. 
Than  a  princess  wi'  the  gear  and  the  blaithrie  o't. 


O  Nancy,  canst  thou  love  so  true, 
Through  perils  keen  with  me  to  go  ? 

Or  when  thy  swain  mishap  shall  rue, 
To  share  with  him  the  pangs  of  woe? 

Say,  shou'd  disease,  or  pain  befal, 
Wilt  thou  assume  the  nurse's  care? 

Nor,  wistful,  those  gay  scenes  recal, 
^Vhere  thou  wert  fairest  of  the  fair? 

And  when  at  last  thy  love  shall  die, 
Wilt  thou  receive  his  parting  breath? 

Wilt  thou  repress  each  struggling  sigh. 
And  cheer  with  smiles  the  bed  of  death? 

And  wilt  thou  o'er  bis  breathless  clay 
Strew  flow'rs,  and  drop  the  tender  tear? 

Nor  then  regret  tliose  scenes  so  gay, 
Where  thou  wert  fairest  of  the  fair? 


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Tho'  we  bae  nae  horses  or  menzie  at  command. 

We  will  toil  on  our  foot,  and  we'll  work  wi*  our  hand  ; 

And  when  wearied  without  rest,  we'll  find  it  sweet  in 

any  spot. 
And  we'll  value  not  the  gear  and  the  blaithrie  o't. 

If  we  hae  ony  babies,  we'll  count  them  as  lent ; 
Hae  we  less,  hae  we  mair,  we  will  ay  be  content ; 
For  "they  say  they  hae  mair  pleasure  that  wins  but  a 

groat. 
Than  the  miser  wi'  his  gear  and  the  blaithrie  o't. 

I'll  not  meddle  wi'  th'  affairs  o'  the  kirk  or  the  queen ; 
They're  nae  matters  for  a  sang,  let  them  sink  let  them 

swim. 
On  your  kirk  I'll  ne'er  encroach,  but  I'll  hold  it  still 

remote, 
Sae  tak  this  for  the  orear  and  the  blaithrie  o't. 


THE    BLAITHRIE    O  T. 

When  I  think  on  this  warld's  pelf, 

And  the  little  wee  share  I  have  o't  to  myself, 

And  how  the  lass  that  wants  it  is  by  the  lads  forgot, 

May  the  shame  fa'  the  gear  and  the  blaithrie  o't  !* 

*  Slmme  fall  the  geer  and  the  blad'ry  o't,  is  the  turn  of  an  old 
Scotish  song,  spoken  when  a  yonng  handsome  girl  marries  an 
old  man,  upon  the  account  of  his  wealth. 

Kelly's  Scots  Proverbs. 


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Jockie  was  the  laddie  that  held  the  pleugh, 

But  now  he's  got  gowd  and  gear  eneugh ; 

He  thinks  nae  mair  of  me  that  wears  the  plaiden  coat; 

May  the  shame  fa'  the  gear  and  the  blaithrie  o't ! 

Jenny  was  the  lassie  that  mucked  the  byre, 

But  now  she  is  clad  in  her  silken  attire, 

And  Jockie  says  he  lo'es  her,  and  swears  he's  me  forgot; 

.May  the  shame  fa'  the  gear  and  the  blaithrie  o't ! 

But  all  this  shall  never  daunton  me, 

Sae  lang's  I  keep  my  fancy  free : 

For  the  lad  that's  sae  inconstant,  he's  not  worth  a  groat; 

May  the  shame  fa'  the  gear  and  the  blaithrie  o't  I 


TWEED    SIDE. 


In  Ramsay  s  Tea-table  Miscellany,  he  tells  us 
that  about  thirty  of  the  songs  in  that  publication 
were  the  works  of  some  young  gentlemen  of  his  ac- 
quaintance; which  songs  are  marked  with  the  letters 
D.  C.  &ic*—Old  Mr.  Tytler,  of  Woodhouselee,  the 

•  Some  of  the  best  songs  in  tlie  English  language  were  written 
by  contemporaries  and  countrymen  of  Ramsay's  j  hy  Crawfurd, 

Hamilton 


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worthy  and  able  defender  of  the  beauteous  queen  of 
Scots,  told  me  that  the  songs  marked  C,  in  the  Tea- 
table,  were  the  composition  of  a  Mr.  Crauford,  of 
the  house  of  Achinames,  who  was  afterwards  unfor- 
tunately drowned  coming  from  France. — As  Tytler 
was  most  intimately  acquainted  with  Allan  Ramsay, 
I  think  the  anecdote  may  be  depended  on.  Of  con- 
sequence, the  beautifid  song  o/"  Tweed  Side  is  Mr. 
Crawford's,  and  indeed  does  great  honor  to  his  po- 
etical talents.  He  was  a  Robert  Crawford;  the 
Mary  he  celebrates,  was  Mary  Stuart,  of  the  Castle- 
milk  family,*  afterwards  married  to  a  Mr.  John 
Relches. 

What  beauties  does  Flora  disclose  ! 

How  sweet  are  her  smiles  upon  Tweed! 
Yet  Mary's  still  sweeter  than  those; 

Both  nature  and  fancy  exceed. 


Hamilton  of  Bangour,  and  Lord  Binning',  for  we  have  nothing 
more  perfect,  in  that  species  of  composition,  than  Ttceedsidet 
"  What  beauties  does  Flora  disclose;" — "  Go,  plaintive  sounds;" — 
and,  "  Did  ever  Swain  a  Nymph  adore." 

Lord  Woodhouselee's  Re7narJcs  on  the  Writings 
of  Ramsay,  p.  116. 

•  If  the  reader  refer  to  the  note  in  page  62,  he  will  there  find 
that  Mr.  Walter  Scott  states  this  song  to  have  been  written  in 
honour  of  another  lady,  a  Miss  Mary  Lilias  Scott, 


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Nor  daisy,  nor  sweet  blushing  rose, 
Nor  all  the  gay  flowers  of  the  field, 

Nor  Tweed  gliding  gently  through  those, 
Such  beauty  and  pleasure  does  yield. 

The  warblers  are  heard  in  the  grove, 

The  linnet,  the  lark,  and  the  thrush, 
Tlie  blackbird,  and  sweet  cooing  dove. 

With  music  enchant  every  bush. 
Come,  let  us  go  forth  to  the  mead. 

Let  us  see  how  the  primroses  spring. 
We'll  lodge  in  some  village  on  Tweed, 

And  love  while  the  feather'd  folks  sing. 

How  does  my  love  pass  the  long  day  ? 

Does  Mary  not  tend  a  few  sheep  ? 
Do  they  never  carelessly  stray. 

While  happily  she  lies  asleep  ? 
Tweed's  murmurs  should  lull  her  to  rest ; 

Kind  nature  indulging  my  bliss, 
To  relieve  the  soft  pains  of  my  breast, 

I'd  steal  an  ambrosial  kiss. 

*Tis  she  does  the  virgins  excel. 

No  beauty  with  her  may  compare  ; 

Love's  graces  around  her  do  dwell ; 
She's  fairest,  where  thousands  are  fair. 


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Say,  channer,  where  do  thy  flocks  stray  ? 

Oh !  tell  me  at  noon  where  they  feed ; 
Shall  I  seek  them  on  sweet  winding  Tay, 

Or  the  pleasanter  banks  of  the  Tweed  ? 

/  have  seen  a  song,  calling  itself  the  original 
Tweed  Side,  and  said  to  have  been  composed  by  a 
Lord  Yester.  It  consisted  of  two  stanzas,  of  which 
I  still  recollect  the  first. 

When  Maggy  and  I  was  acquaint, 

I  carried  my  noddle  fu'  hie  ; 
Nae  lintwhite  on  a'  the  green  plain. 

Nor  gowdspink  sae  happy  as  me : 
But  I  saw  her  sae  fair,  and  I  lo'ed  ;  , 

I  wooM,  but  I  came  nae  great  speed  ', 
So  now  I  maun  wander  abroad. 

And  lay  my  banes  far  frae  the  Tweed.* 

*  The  last  stanza  runs  thus : — Ed. 

To  Meiggy  my  love  I  did  tell, 

Saut  tears  did  my  passion  express, 
Alas !  for  I  loo'd  her  o'crwell, 

An'  tlie  women  loo  sic  a  man  less. 
Her  heart  it  was  frozen  and  canid, 

Her  pritle  had  ray  ruin  decreed  ; 
Therefore  I  will  wander  abroad, 

And  lay  my  banes  far  frae  the  Tweed. 


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THE    BOATIE    ROWS. 


The  author  of  the  Boatie  Rows,  was  a  Mr.  Ewen 
of  Aberdeen.  It  is  a  charming  display  of  womanly 
affection  mingling  with  the  concerns  and  occupations 
of  life.  It  is  nearly  equal  to  There's  nae  luck 
about  the  house. 

0  weel  may  the  boatie  row, 
And  better  may  she  speed ; 
And  leesome  may  the  boatie  row 
That  wins  my  bairns  bread : 

The  boatie  rows,  the  boatie  rows. 
The  boatie  rows  indeed; 
And  weel  may  the  boatie  row 
Tliat  wins  the  bairns  bread. 

1  cust*  my  line  in  Largo  bay, 
And  fishes  [  catch'd  nine ; 

There  was  three  to  boil,  and  three  to  fry. 

And  three  to  bait  the  line  : 

The  boatie  rows,  the  boatie  rows, 

The  boatie  rows  indeed; 

And  happy  be  the  lot  of  a' 

Who  wishes  her  to  speed. 

•  Cast. — ^The  Aberdeenshire  dialect. 


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O  weel  may  the  boatie  row, 
That  fills  a  heavy  creel,* 
And  cleads  us  a'  frae  head  to  feet. 
And  buys  our  porridge  meal : 
The  boatie  rows,  the  boatie  rows, 
The  boatie  rows  indeed; 
And  happy  be  the  lot  of  a' 
That  wish  the  boatie  speed. 

When  Jamie  vow'd  he  would  be  mine. 
And  wan  frae  me  my  heart, 

0  muckle  lighter  grew  my  creel. 
He  swore  we'd  never  part : 

The  boatie  rows,  the  boatie  rows, 
The  boatie  rows  fu'  weel ; 
And  muckle  lighter  is  the  load, 
When  love  bears  up  the  creel. 

My  kurtch  I  put  upo'  my  head. 
And  dress'd  mysel'  fu'  braw; 

1  true  my  heart  was  douf  an'  wae. 
When  Jamie  gaed  awa: 

But  weel  may  the  boatie  row. 
And  lucky  be  her  part; 
And  lightsome  be  the  lassie's  care. 
That  yields  an  honest  heart. 

*  An  ozier  basket. 


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^^^len  Sawney,  Jock,  an'  Jauetie, 

Are  up  and  gotten  lear, 

They'll  help  to  gar  the  boatie  row, 

And  lighten  a'  our  care : 

The  boatie  rows,  the  boatie  rows, 

The  boatie  rows  fu'  weel; 

And  lightsome  be  her  heart  that  bears 

The  murlaiu,  and  the  creel. 

And  when  wi'  age  we're  worn  down, 
And  hirpliug  round  the  door. 
They'll  row  to  keep  us  dry  and  warm, 
As  we  did  them  before: — 
Then  weel  may  the  boatie  row. 
She  wins  the  bairns  bread; 
And  happy  be  the  lot  of  a' 
That  wish  the  boat  to  speed! 


THE    HAPPY    MARRIAGE. 

Another,  but  very  pretty  Anglo- Scotish  piece.* 

*  The  Editor  subjoins  this  song  as  a  fair  specimen  of  these 
AngloScotish  productions. 

How  blest  has  my  time  been,  what  joys  have  I  known. 
Since  wedlock's  soft  bondage  made  Jessy  my  own ! 
So  joyful  my  heart  is,  so  easy  my  chain, 
That  freedom  is  tasteless,  and  roving  a  pain. 

Thro' 


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THE    POSIE. 


It  appears  evident  to  me  that  Oszvald  composed 
his  Roslin  Castle  on  the  modulation  of  this  air. — In 
the  second  part  of  OszcaMs,  in  the  three  first  bars, 
he  has  either  hit  on  a  wonderful  similarity  to,  or 
else  he  has  entirely/  borrozved  the  three  first  bars  of  the 
old  air;  and  the  close  of  both  tunes  is  almost  exactly 
the  same.      The  old  verses  to  zohich  it  was  sung, 


Thro'  walks  grown  with  woodbines,  as  often  we  stray, 
Aroand  us  our  boys  and  girls  frolic  and  play : 
How  pleasing  their  sport  is !  the  wanton  ones  see 
And  borrow  their  looks  from  my  Jessy  and  me. 

To  try  her  sweet  temper,  oft  times  am  I  seen 
In  revels  all  day  with  the  nymphs  on  the  green : 
Tho'  painful  my  absence,  my  doubts  she  beguiles, 
And  meets  me  at  night  with  complacence  and  smiles. 

What  tho'  on  her  cheeks  the  rose  loses  its  hue, 
Her  wit  and  good  humour  bloom  all  the  year  thro' ; 
Time  still,  as  he  flies,  adds  increase  to  her  truth. 
And  gives  to  her  mind  what  he  steals  from  her  youth. 

Ye  shepherds  so  gay,  who  make  love  to  ensnare. 
And  cheat,  with  false' vows,  the  too  credulous  fair; 
In  search  of  true  pleasure,  how  vainly  you  roam  f 
To  hold  it  for  life,  you  must  find  it  at  home. 


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when  I  took  down  the  notes  from  a  country  girl's 
voice  had  no  great  merit. — The  following  is  a  spe- 
cimen : 

There  was  a  pretty  May,*  and  a  milkin  she  went ; 

Wi'  her  red  rosy  cheeks,  and  her  coal-black  hair : 
And  she  has  met  a  young  man  a  comin  o'er  the  bent. 

With  a  double  and  adieu  to  thee  fair  May. 

O  where  are  ye  goin,  my  ain  pretty  May, 

Wi'  thy  red  rosy  cheeks,  and  thy  coal-black  hair  ? 

Unto  the  yowes  a  milkin,  kind  sir,  she  says. 
With  a  double  and  adieu  to  thee  fair  May. 

What  if  I  gang  alang  wi'  thee,  my  ain  pretty  May, 
Wi'  thy  red  rosy  cheeks,  and  thy  coal-black  hair ; 

Wad  I  be  aught  the  warse  o'  that,  kind  sir,  she  says. 
With  a  double  and  adieu  to  thee  fair  May. 
&c.  &c. 


THE    POSIE. 

O  luve  will  venture  in,  where  it  daur  na  weel  be  seen, 
O  luve  will  venture  in,  where  wisdom  ance  has  been, 
But  I  will  down  yon  river  rove,  amang  the  wood  sai^ 
green. 
And  a'  to  pu'  a  posie  to  my  ain  dear  May. 

•  Maid. 
VOL.  I  E 


5a 


The  primrose  I  will  pu',  the  firstling  o'  the  yealr, 
And  I  will  pu'  the  pink,  the  emblem  o'  my  dear. 
For  she's  the  pink  o'  womankind,  and  blooms  with- 
out a  peer ; 
And  a'  to  be  a  posie  to  my  ain  dear  May. 

I'll  pu'  the  budding  rose,  when  Phoebus  peeps  in  view, 
For  it's  like  a  baumy  kiss  o'  her  sweet  bonie  mou ; 
The  hyacinth's  for  constancy  wi'  its  unchanging  blue,. 
And  a'  to  be  a  posie  to  my  ain  dear  May. 

The  lily  it  is  pure,  and  the  lily  it  is  fair. 
And  in  her  lovely  bosom  I'll  place  the  lily  there ; 
The  daisy's  for  simplicity  and  unaffected  air. 
And  a'  to  be  a  posie  to  my  ain  dear  May. 

Tlie  hawthorn  I  will  pu',  wi'  its  locks  o'  siller  grey, 
Where,  like  an  aged  man,  it  stands  at  break  o'  day, 
But  the  songster's  nest  within  the  bush  I  winna  tak 
away ; 
And  a'  to  be  a  posie  to  my  ain  dear  May. 

The  woodbine  I  will  pu',  when  the  e'ening  star  is 

near. 
And  the  diamond  draps  o'  dew  shall  be  her  e'er  sae 

clear ; 
The  violet's  for  modesty  which  weel  she  fa's  to  wear. 
And  a'  to  be  a  posie  to  my  ain  dear  May. 


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I'll  tie  the  posie  round  wi'  the  silken  band  o'  luve, 
And  I'll  place  it  in  her  breast,  and  I'll  swear  by  a' 

above, 
That  to  my  latest  draught  o'  life  the  band  shall  ne'er 
remuve. 
And  this  will  be  a  posie  to  my  ain  dear  May. 


MARY  S    DREAM. 


The  Mary  here  alluded  to  is  generally  supposed 
to  be  Miss  Mary  Macghie,  daughter  to  the  Laird 
of  Airds,  in  Galloway.  The  poet  was  a  Mr. 
Alexander  Lowe,  who  likewise  wrote  another  beau- 
tiful song,  called  Pompey's  Ghost. — /  have  seen  a 
poetic  epistle  from  him  in  North  America,  where  he 
now  is,  or  lately  was,  to  a  lady  in  Scotland. — By 
the  strain  of  the  verses,  it  appeared  that  they  allude 
to  some  love  disappointment. 

The  moon  had  climb'd  the  highest  hill, 

Which  rises  o'er  the  source  of  Dee, 
And  from  the  eastern  summit  shed 

Her  silver  light  on  tow'r  and  tree  : 
When  Mary  laid  her  down  to  sleep, 

Her  thoughts  on  Sandy  far  at  sea ; 
When  soft  and  low  a  voice  was  heard, 

Saying,  Mary  weep  no  more  for  me. 
e2 


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She  from  her  pillow  gently  rais'd 

Her  head  to  ask,  who  there  might  be ; 

She  saw  young  Sandy  shiv'ring  stand, 
With  visage  pale  and  hollow  eye  ; 

*  O  Mary,  dear,  cold  is  my  clay, 

*  It  lies  beneath  a  stormy  sea; 

*  Far,  far  from  thee,  I  sleep  in  death ; 

'  So,  Mary,  weep  no  more  for  me. 

*  Three  stormy  nights  and  stormy  days 

*  We  toss'd  upon  the  raging  main  ; 

*  And  long  we  strove  our  bark  to  save, 

*  But  all  our  striving  was  in  vain. 

*  E'en  then  when  horror  chill'd  my  blood, 

'  My  heart  was  fiU'd  with  love  for  thee  : 

*  The  storm  is  past,  and  I  at  rest ; 

'  So,  Mary,  weep  no  more  for  me. 

*  O  maiden  dear,  thyself  prepare, 

'  We  soon  shall  meet  upon  that  shore, 

*  Where  love  is  free  from  doubt  and  care, 

*  And  thou  and  I  shall  part  no  more  !' 
Loud  crow'd  the  cock,  the  shadows  fled, 

No  more  of  Sandy  could  she  see ; 
But  soft  the  passing  spirit  said, 

"  Sweet  Maiy,  weep  no  more  for  me !" 


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THE    JOLLY    BEGGAR. 


Said  to  have  been  composed  by  King  James,*  on 
a  frolic  of  his  own. 

There  was  a  jolly  beggar,  and  a  begging  he  was  boun', 
And  he  took  up  his  quarters  into  a  land'art  town, 
And  weUl  gang  nae  mair  a  roving, 

Sae  late  into  the  night, 
And  well  gang  nae  mair  a  roving,  boys, 
Let  the  moon  shine  ne'er  sae  bright ! 

He  wad  neither  ly  in  barn,  nor  yet  wad  he  in  byre, 
But  in  ahint  the  ha'  door,  or  else  afore  the  fire. 
And  weUl  gang  nae  mair,  &;c. 

The  beggar's  bed  was   made  at  e'en  wi'  good  clean 

straw  and  hay. 
And  in  ahint  the  ha'  door,  and  there  the  beggar  lay. 
And  weHl  gang  nae  mair,  &jc. 

•  This  Prince  (whose  character  Dr.  Percy  thinks  for  wit  and 
libertinism  bears  a  great  resemblance  to  that  of  his  gay  successor 
Charles  II.)  was  noted  for  strolling  about  his  dominions  in  dis- 
guise, and  for  his  frequent  gallantries  with  country  girls.  It  is 
of  the  present  ballad  that  Mr.  Walpole  has  remarked,  there  is 
something  very  ludicrous  in  the  young  woman's  distress  when  she 
thought  her  first  favours  had  been  thrown  away  upon  a  beggar. 


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Up  raise  the  good  man's  dochter,  and  for  to  bar  the 

door, 
And  there  she  saw  the  beggar  standin  i'  the  floor. 
And  weHl  gang  nae  mair,  S^c. 

He  took  the  lassie  in  his  arms,  and  to  the  bed  he  ran, 
O  hooly,  hooly  wi'  me,  sir,  ye'U  waken  our  goodman, 

And  we'll  gang  nae  mair,  &)C. 

The  beggar  was  a  cunnin  loon,  and  ne'er  a  word  he 

spake. 
Until  he  got  his  turn  done,  syne  he  began  to  crack, 
And  we'll  gang  nae  mair,  S;c. 

Is  there  ony  dogs  into  this  town?  maiden,  tell  me  true, 
And  what  wad   ye  do  wi'  them,  my  hinny  and  my 

dow  ? 
And  we'll  gang  nae  mair,  S;c. 

They'll  rive  a'  my  mealpocks,  and  do  me  meikle 

wrang, 
O  dool  for  the  doing  o't!  are  ye  the  puir  man  ? 

And  we'll  gang  nae  mair,  S^c. 

Then  she  took  up  the  rnealpocks  and  flang  them  o'er 

the  wa'. 
The  deil  gae  wi'  the  mealpocks,  my  maidenhead  and  a'. 

And  we'll  gang  nae  mair,  &jc. 


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I  took  ye  for  some  gentleman,  at  least  the  laird  of 

Brodie  ;* 
O  dool  for  the  doing  o't!  are  ye  the  puir  bodie  ? 
And  we'll  gang  nae  mair,  Sfc. 

He  took  the  lassie  in  his  arms,  and  gae  her  kisses 

three, 
And  four-and-twenty  hunder  merk  to  pay  the  nurice- 
fee, 
j4nd  we'll  gang  nae  mair,  dfc. 

He  took  a  horn  frae  his  side,  and  blew  baith  loud 

and  shrill, 
And  four-and-twenty  belted  knights  came  skipping 
o'er  the  hill, 
jind  we'll  gang  nae  mair,  Sfc. 


*  In  the  course  of  a  most  interesting  conversation  wliich 
the  Editor  had  with  Mrs,  Murray,  (married  to  Dr.  Murray, 
of  Bath),  authoress  of  the  celebrated  song  of  "  Roys  Wife  of 
Aldivalloch,"  the  present  song  became  the  subject  of  her  remark. 
She  observed,  "  I  have  been  told  it  was  an  ancestor  of  the  pre- 
sent Brodie,  of  Brodie,  who  is  mentioned  in  this  old  ballad. 
That  family  is  one  of  the  oldest  and  most  honourable  in  the 
North  of  Scotland: — The  present  Laird,  whom  I  have  known 
and  respected  for  many  years,  falls  nothing  short  in  any  of  the 
good  qualities  of  his  ancestors ;  and  it  is  a  higli  gratification  to 
me  to  know  that  there  are  many  young  Brodies  to  continue  the 
line  of  that  most  respectable  clan." 


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Attd  lie  took  out  his  little  knife,  loot  a'  his  duddies* 

fa'. 
And  he  was  the  brawest  gentleman  that  was  amang 

them  a'. 
And  well  gang  nae  mair,  S^c. 

The  beggar  was  a  cliver  loon,  and  he  lap  shoulder 

height, 
O  ay  for  sicken  quarters  as  I  gat  yesternight ! 
And  we'll  gang  nae  mair,  S^c. 


THE    MAID    THAT    TENDS    THE    GOATS. 
BY   MR.  DUDGEON. 

This  Dudgeon  is  a  respectable  farmer's  son  in 
Berwickshire. 


I    WISH    MY    LOVE    WERE    IN    A    MIRE. 

I  NEVER  heard  more  of  the  words  of  this  old 
song  than  the  title. 

*  Ragged  cloathing. 


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ALLAN    WATER. 


This  Allan  Water,  which  the  composer  cf  the 
music  has  honored  with  the  name  of  the  air,  I  have 
been  told  is  Allan  Water,  in  Strathallan. 


TARRY  woo. 


This  is  a  nery  -pretty  song ;  but  I  fancy  that  the 
first  half  stanza,  as  well  as  the  tune  itself,  are  much 
older  than  the  rest  of  the  words. 

Tarry  woo,  tarry  woo, 
Tarry  woo  is  ill  to  spin  ; 
Card  it  well,  card  it  well. 
Card  it  well  ere  ye  begin. 
When  'tis  carded,  row'd  and  spun. 
Then  the  work  is  baflens  done  ; 
But  when  woven,  drest  and  clean, 
It  may  be  cleading  for  a  queen. 

Sing,  my  bonny  harmless  sheep. 
That  feed  upon  the  mountain's  steep, 
Bleating  sweetly  as  ye  go, 
Thro'  the  winter's  frost  and  snow  j 


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Hart,  and  hynd,  and  fallow-deer, 
No  be  hafF  so  useful  are  : 
Frae  kings  to  him  that  hads  the  plow, 
Are  all  oblig'd  to  tany  woo. 

Up,  ye  shepherds,  dance  and  skip, 
O'er  the  hills  and  vallies  trip. 
Sing  up  the  praise  of  tarry  woo, 
Sing  the  flocks  that  bear  it  too ; 
Harmless  creatures  without  blame. 
That  dead  the  back,  and  cram  the  wame. 
Keep  us  warm  and  hearty  fou ; 
Leese  me  on  the  tarry  woo. 

How  happy  is  the  shepherd's  life. 
Far  frae  courts,  and  free  of  strife, 
While  the  gimmers  bleat  and  bae. 
And  the  lambkins  answer  mae  : 
No  such  music  to  his  ear ; — 
Of  thief  or  fox  he  has  no  fear ; 
Sturdy  Kent  and  Colli/  true, 
Will  defend  the  tarry  woo. 

He  lives  content,  and  envies  none ; 
Not  even  a  monarch  on  his  throne, 
Tho'  he  the  royal  sceptre  sways, 
Has  not  sweeter  holidays. 


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Who'd  be  a  king,  can  ony  tell, 
When  a  shepherd  sings  sae  well  ?* 
Sings  sae  well,  and  pays  his  due, 
With  honest  heart  and  tarry  woo. 


GRAMACHEEE. 


The  song  of  Gramachree  was  composed  hy  a 
Mr.  Poe,  a  counsellor  in  Dublin.  This  anecdote 
I  had  from  a  gentleman  who  knew  the  lady,  the 
"  Molly,"  who  is  the  subject  of  the  song,  and  to 
whom  Mr.  Poe  sent  the  first  manuscript  of  his  most 
beautiful  verses.  I  do  not  remember  any  single  line 
that  has  more  true  pathos  than — 

How  can  she  break  that  honest  heart  that  wears  her  in 
its  core  ! 

But  as  the  song  is  Irish,  it  had  nothing  to  do  in 
this  collection. 

•  The  thought  contained  in  these  two  lines  is  an  imitation  of 
a  verse  in  a  fine  old  song,  called  "  Tlie  Miller,"  which  serves  to 
confirm  tlie  trutli  of  Bums'g  observation  on  the  age  of  "  Tarry 
Woo."— £</. 


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THE    COLLIERS    BONIE    LASSIE. 

The  first  half  stanza  is  much  older  than  the  days 
of  Ramsay. — The  old  words  began  thus: 

The  collier  has  a  dochter,  and,  O,  she's  wonder  bonie ! 
A  laird  he  was  that  sought  her,  rich  baith  in  lands  and 

money. 
She  wad  na  hae  a  laird,  nor  wad  she  be  a  lady  ; 
But  she  wad  hae  a  collier,  the  color  o'  her  daddie. 


MY    AIN    KIND    DEARIE — O. 

The  old  words  of  this  song  are  omitted  here, 
though  much  more  beautiful  than  these  inserted; 
which  were  mostly  composed  by  poor  Fergussofi,  in 
one  of  his  merry  humors, — The  old  words  began 
thus: 

ni  rowe  thee  o'er  the  lea-rig. 

My  ain  kind  dearie,  O, 
I'll  rowe  thee  o'er  the  lea-rig. 

My  ain  kind  dearie,  O, 
Altho'  the  night  were  ne'er  sae  wat. 

And  I  were  ne'er  sae  weary,  O, 
I'll  rowe  thee  o'er  the  lea-rig. 

My  ain  kind  dearie,  O. — 


tjl 


YESTREEN    I    HAD    A    PINT    OF    WINE. 

/  THINK  this  is  the  best  love-song  I  ever  com- 
posed. 

Tune — Banks  of  Banna. 

Yestreen  I  had  a  pint  o'  wine, 

A  place  where  body  saw  na ; 
Yestreen  lay  on  this  breast  o'  mine 

The  gowden  locks  of  Anna. 
The  hungry  Jew  in  wilderness, 

Rejoicing  o'er  his  manna, 
Was  naething  to  my  hinny  bliss 

Upon  the  lips  of  Anna. 

Ye  monarchs  tak  the  east  and  west, 

Frae  Indus  to  Savannah! 
Gie  me  within  my  straining  grasp 

The  melting  form  of  Anna. 
There  I'll  despise  imperial  charms, 

An  empress  or  sultana, 
While  dying  raptures  in  her  arms 

I  give  and  take  with  Anna ! 

Awa  thou  flaunting  god  o'  day ! 

Awa  thou  pale  Diana! 
Ilk  star  gae  hide  thy  twinkling  ray 

When  I'm  to  meet  mv  Anna. 


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Come,  in  thy  raven  plumage,  Night, 
(Sun,  moon,  and  stars  withdrawn  a' ;) 

And  bring  an  angel  pen  to  write. 
My  transports  wi'  my  Anna. 


MARY    SCOTT,    THE    FLOWER    OF    YARROW.* 

Mr.  Robertson  in  his  statistical  account  of  the 
parish  of  Selkirk,  says,  that  Mary  Scott,  the  Flower 
of  Yarrow,  zcas  descended  from  the  Dryhope,  and 
married  into  the  Harden  family.  Her  daughter 
was  married  to   a  predecessor  of  the  present  Sir 

*  "  Near  the  lower  extremity  of  St.  Mary's  Lake,  (a  beautiful 
sheet  of  water,  forming  the  reservoir  from  which  the  Yarrow 
takes  its  source,)  are  the  ruins  of  Dryhope  tower,  the  birth- 
place of  Mary  Scott,  daugliter  of  Philip  Scott  of  Dryhope,  and 
famous  by  the  traditional  name  of  the  Flower  of  Yarrow.  She 
was  married  to  Walter  Scott  of  Harden,  no  less  renowned  for 
his  depredations,  than  his  bride  for  her  beauty.  Her  romantic 
appellation  was,  in  latter  days,  with  equal  justice,  conferred  on 
Miss  Mary  Lilias  Scott,  the  last  of  the  elder  branch  of  the  Har- 
den family.  Mr.  Scott,  in  a  note  to  Marmion,  proceeds  to  re- 
late that,  *  he  well  remembers  the  talent  and  spirit  of  the  latter 
Flower  of  Yarrow,  though  age  had  then  injured  the  charms 
which  procured  her  the  name ;  and  that  the  words  usually  sung 
to  the  air  of  Tweed-side,  beginning,  '  What  beauties  does  Flora 
disclose,'  were  composed  in  her  honour.' 


Francis  Elliot,    of  Stobhs,  and  of  the  late  Lord 
Heathjield. 

There  is  a  circumstance  in  their  contract  of  mar- 
riage that  merits  attention,  as  it  strongly  marks  the 
predator}/  spirit  of  the  times. — The  father-in-lazO 
agrees  to  keep  his  daughter,  for  some  time  after  the 
marriage ;  for  which  the  son-in-law  binds  himself  to 
give  him  the  profits  of  the  first  Michaelmas-moon  V* 


•  The  time  when  the  moss-troopers  and  cattle-dfivers  on  the 
Irorders  began  their  nightly  depredations.  Cattle-stealing  for- 
merly was  a  mere  foraging  expedition ;  and  it  has  been  remark- 
ed, tliat  many  of  the  best  families  in  the  Nortli  can  trace  their 
descent  from  these  daring  sons  of  the  mountains.  Tiie  produce 
(by  way  of  a  dowry  to  a  laird's  daughter)  of  a  Michaelmas-moon, 
is  proverbial;  and  by  the  aid  of  Lochiel's  lanthom  (the  moon) 
these  exploits  were  the  most  desirable  things  imaginable.  Nay, 
to  this  day,  a  Highlander  that  is  not  a  sturdy  moralist,  does  not 
deem  it  a  very  great  crime  to  lift  (such  is  the  phrase)  a  sheep 
now  and  then.  If  the  reader  be  curious  to  contemplate  one  of 
these  heroes  in  the  cradle,  lie  may  read  the  following  Highland 
balou,  or  Nursery  Song :  It  is  wildly  energetic  and  strongly 
characteristic  of  tlie  rude  and  uncultivated  manners  of  the 
Border  Islands. 

Hee,  balou,  my  sweet  wee  Donald, 
Picture  o'  the  great  Clanronald ! 
Brawlie  kens  our  wanton  chief, 
Wha  got  my  young  Highland  thief. 

Leeze 


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DOWN    THE    BURN,    DAVIE. 

/  HAVE  been  informed,  that  the  tune  of  Down 
the  Burn,  Davie,  was  the  composition  of  David 
Maigh,  keeper  of  the  blood  slough  hounds,*  belong- 
ing to  the  Laird  of  Riddel,  in  Tweeddale. 


Leeze  me  on  thy  bonny  craigie  ! 
An'  thoH  live,  thou'll  steal  a  naigie ; 
Travel  the  country  thro'  and  thro', 
And  bring  hame  a  Carlisle  cow. 

Thro'  the  lawlands,  o'er  the  border, 
Weel,  my  babie,  may  thou  furder : 
Herry  the  louns  o'  the  laigh  countrie ; — 
Syne  to  the  Highlands  hame  to  me ! 

*  In  the  South  of  Scotland,  especially  in  the  counties  adjoin- 
ing to  England,  there  is  another  dog  of  a  marvellous  nature, 
called  Suthounds  (this  is  improper,  according  to  Jamieson;  it 
ought  to  be  Sleuth-hundJ,  because,  when  their  masters  are  rob- 
bed, if  they  tell  whether  it  be  horse,  sheep,  or  neat,  that  is  stolen 
from  them,  immediately  they  pursue  the  scent  of  the  thief,  fol- 
lowing him  or  them  through  all  sorts  of  ground,  and  water,  till 
they  find  him  out  and  seize  him ;  by  the  benefit  whereof  the 
goods  are  often  recovered  again. 

Lewis's  Hist,  of  Great  Brit.  1729.  p.  36. 


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When  trees  did  bud,  and  fields  were  green, 

And  broom  bloom'd  fair  to  see ; 
When  Mary  was  compleat  fifteen, 

And  love  laugh'd  in  her  e'e ; 
Blythe  Davie's  blinks  her  heart  did  move, 

To  speak  her  mind  thus  free. 
Gang  dozen  the  burn  Davie,  love, 

And  I  shall  follow  thee. 

Now  Davie  did  each  lad  surpass, 

That  dwalt  on  yon  bum  side, 
And  Mary  was  the  bonniest  lass, 

Just  meet  to  be  a  bride ; 
Her  cheeks  were  rosie,  red  and  white, 

Her  een  were  bonie  blue ; 
Her  looks  were  like  Aurora  bright. 

Her  lips  like  dropping  dew. 

As  down  the  burn  they  took  their  way. 

What  tender  tales  they  said ! 
His  cheek  to  her's  he  aft  did  lay, 

And  with  her  bosom  play'd; 


VOL.  I. 


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What  pass'd,  I  guess,  was  harmless  play, 

And  naething  sure  unmeet ; 
For,  ganging  hame,  I  heard  them  say, 

They  lik'd  a  walk  sae  sweet ; 
And  that  they  aften  should  return, 

Sic  pleasure  to  renew ; 
Quoth  Mary,  Love,  I  like  the  bum. 

And  ay  shall  follow  you.* 


BLINK    o'er    the    BURN,    SWEET    BETTY. 

The  old  words,  all  that  I  remember ,  are, — 

Blink  over  the  burn,  sweet  Betty, 

It  is  a  cavild  winter  night ; 
It  rains,  it  hails,  it  thunders. 

The  moon  she  gies  nae  light : 
It's  a'  for  the  sake  o'  sweet  Betty, 

That  ever  I  tint  my  way  ; 
Sweet,  let  me  lie  beyond  thee, 

Until  it  be  break  o'  day. — 

•  The  last  four  lines  of  the  third  stanza,  being  somewhat  ob- 
j  ectionable  in  point  of  delicacy,  are  omitted.  Burns  altered 
these  lines.  Had  his  alteration  been  attended  with  his  usual 
success,  it  would  have  been  adopted. 


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O,  Betty  will  bake  my  bread. 
And  Betty  will  brew  my  ale. 

And  Betty  will  be  my  love. 
When  I  come  over  the  dale : 

Blink  over  the  burn,  sweet  Betty, 
Blink  over  the  burn  to  me. 

And  while  I  hae  life,  dear  lassie. 
My  ain  sweet  Betty  thou's  be. — 


THERE  S  NAE  LUCK  ABOUT  THE  HOUSE. 

This  is  one  of  the  most  beautiful  songs  in  the 
Scots,  or  any  other  language. — The  two  lines. 

And  will  I  see  his  face  again  ! 
And  will.  I  hear  him  speak  ! 

as  well  as  the  two  preceding  ones,  are  unequalled 
almost  by  any  thing  I  ever  heard  or  read :  and  the 
lines, 

The  present  moment  is  our  ain. 
The  neist  we  never  saw — 

are  worthy  of  the  first  poet. — It  is  long  posterior  to 
Ramsay's  days. — About  the  year   177 J,  or  72,   it 

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came  first  on  the  streets  as  a  ballad;  and  I  suppose 
the  composition  of  the  song  was  not  much  anterior 
to  that  period.* 

And  are  ye  sure  the  news  is  true  ? 
And  are  ye  sure  he's  weel  ? 
Is  this  a  time  to  talk  o'  wark  ? 
Ye  jads,  lay  by  your  wheel! 
Is  this  a  time  to  talk  of  wark, 
When  Colin's  at  the  door  ? 
Gie  me  my  cloak  !  I'll  to  the  quay, 
And  see  him  come  ashore. 

For  there's  nae  luck  about  the  house. 

There's  nae  luck  ava; 

There's  little  pleasure  in  the  house, 

When  our  gudeman's  awa. 

Rise  up,  and  mak  a  clean  fire-side, 
Put  on  the  muckle  pat ; 

*  The  authoress  of  this  unique  ballad  (supposed  to  be  written 
in  the  character  of  a  Mariner's  Wife)  was  a  Jean  Adam,  who 
instructed  a  few  children  in  an  obscure  village  of  Scotland ;  and 
who,  after  wandering  about  from  place  to  place,  and  experienc- 
ing a  variety  of  hardships  and  misfortunes,  died  in  extreme 
wretchedness  in  the  workhouse  at  Glasgow,  in  the  year  1765. 

A  more  detailed  account  of  this  extraordinary  woman  may  be 
seen  in  the  Appendix,  marked  (a),  at  the  end  of  tliis  volume. 

Ed. 


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Gie  little  Kate  her  cotton  gown, 

And  Jock  his  Sunday's  coat  ; 

And  mak  their  shoon  as  black  as  slaes, 

Their  hose  as  white  as  snaw ; 

It's  a'  to  please  my  ain  gudeman, 

He  likes  to  see  them  braw. 

For  there's  nae  luck,  S^c. 

There  is  twa  hens  upon  the  bauk, 

'Sbeen  fed  this  month  and  mair ; 

Mak  haste  and  thra  their  necks  about. 

That  Colin  weel  may  fare  ; 

And  spread  the  table  neat  and  clean, 

Gar  ilka  thing  look  braw  ; 

It's  a'  for  love  of  my  gudeman, — 

For  he's  been  long  awa. 

For  there's  nae  luck,  &;c. 

O  gie  me  down  my  bigonets. 

My  bishop-sattin  gown ; 

For  I  maun  tell  the  baillie's  wife 

That  Colin's  come  to  town ; 

My  Sunday's  shoon  they  maun  gae  on, 

My  hose  o'  pearl  blue, 

It's  a'  to  please  my  ain  gudeman. 

For  he's  baith  leel  and  true. 

For  there's  nae  luck,  &jC. 


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Sae  true's  his  words,  sae  smooth's  his  speech, 

His  breath  like  caller  air, 

His  very  foot  has  music  in't, 

When  he  comes  up  the  stair : 

And  will  I  see  his  face  again ! 

And  will  I  hear  him  speak ! 

I'm  downright  dizzy  with  the  thought. 

In  troth  I'm  like  to  greet ! 

For  there's  nae  luck,  S$c. 

The  cauld  blasts  of  the  winter  wind. 

That  thrilled  thro'  my  heart. 

They're  a'  blaun  by  ;  I  hae  him  safe, 

'Till  death  we'll  never  part ; 

But  what  puts  parting  in  my  head  ? 

It  may  be  far  awa ; 

The  present  moment  is  our  ain. 

The  neist  we  never  saw ! 

For  there's  nae  luck,  8^c. 

Since  Colin's  well,  I'm  well  content, 

I  hae  nae  mair  to  crave ; 

Could  I  but  live  to  mak  him  blest, 

I'm  blest  aboon  the  lave ; 

And  will  I  see  his  face  again ! 

And  will  I  hear  him  speak ! 

I'm  downright  dizzy  with  the  thought. 

In  troth  I'm  like  to  greet ! 


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JOHN    HAY  S    BONIE    LASSIE. 

John  Hay's  Bonie  Lassie  was  daughter  of  John 
Hay,  Earl,  or  Marquis  of  Tweeddale,  and  late 
Countess  Dowager  of  Roxburgh. — She  died  at 
Broomlands,  near  Kelso,  some  time  between  the 
years  1720  and  1740. 


THE    BONIE    BRUCKET    LASSIE. 

The  idea  of  this  song  is  to  me  very  original:  the 
two  first  lines  are  all  of  it  that  is  old.  The  rest  of 
the  song,  as  well  as  those  songs  in  the  Museum 
marked  T,  are  the  works  of  an  obscure,  tippling, 
but  extraordinary  body  of  the  name  of  Tytler,  com- 
monly known  by  the  name  of  Balloon  Tytler,  from 
his  having  projected  a  balloon:  A  mortal,  who, 
though  he  drudges  about  Edinburgh  as  a  common 
printer,  with  leaky  shoes,  a  sky-lighted  hat,  and 
knee-buckles  as  unlike  as  George-by-the-Grace-of- 
God,  and  Solomon-the-Son-of-David ;  yet  that 
mme  unknown  drunken  mortal  is  author  and  com- 
piler of  three-fourths  of  Elliot's  pompous  Encycla- 


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pedia   Britannica,    which  he  composed  at   half  a 
guinea  a  week!* 

The  bonie  bracket  lassie 

She's  blue  beneath  the  e'en  • 
She  was  the  fairest  lassie 

That  danced  on  the  green : 
A  lad  he  loo'd  her  dearly, 

She  did  his  love  return  ; 
But  he  his  vows  has  broken, 

And  left  her  for  to  mourn. 

"  My  shape,"   she  says,  "  was  handsome, 

My  face  was  fair  and  clean ; 
But  now  I'm  bonie  brucket, 

And  blue  beneath  the  e'en : 
My  eyes  were  bright  and  sparkling, 

Before  that  they  turn'd  blue  ; 
But  now  they're  dull  with  weeping, 

And  a',  my  love,  for  you. 

"  My  person  it  was  comely. 

My  shape,  they  said,  was  neat ; 
But  now  I  am  quite  chang'd, 

My  stays  they  winna  meet : 

*  An  account  of  this  eccentric  character  is  printed  in  the 
Appendix  to  tliis  volume,  marked  (b). 


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A'  night  I  sleeped  soundly, 
My  mind  was  never  sad ; 

But  now  my  rest  is  broken, 
Wi'  thinking  o'  my  lad. 

"  O  could  I  live  in  darkness, 

Or  hide  me  in  the  sea, 
Since  my  love  is  unfaithful, 

And  has  forsaken  me ! 
No  other  love  I  suffer 'd 

Within  my  breast  to  dwell ; 
In  nought  I  have  offended. 

But  loving  him  too  well." 

Her  lover  heard  her  mourning, 

As  by  he  chanc'd  to  pass. 
And  press'd  unto  his  bosom 

The  lovely  brucket  lass  : 
"  My  dear,"  he  said,  "  cease  grieving. 

Since  that  your  love's  sae  true. 
My  bonie  brucket  lassie 

I'll  faithful  prove  to  you." 


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SAE    MERRY    AS    WE    TWA    HA  E    BEEN. 

This  song  is  beautiful. — The  chorus  in  particular 
is  truly  pathetic. — I  never  could  learn  any  thing  of 
its  author. 

A  lass  that  was  laden  with  care 
Sat  heavily  under  yon  thorn  ; 
I  listen'd  awhile  for  to  hear, 

When  thus  she  began  for  to  mourn  : 
Whene'er  my  dear  shepherd  was  there, 

The  birds  did  melodiously  sing, 
And  cold  nipping  winter  did  wear 
A  face  that  resembled  the  spring. 
Sae  merry  as  we  twa  hae  been, 
Sae  merry  as  we  twa  hae  been, 
My  heart  it  is  like  for  to  break, 
When  I  think  on  the  days  we  hae  seen. 

Our  flocks  feeding  close  by  his  side. 

He  gently  pressing  my  hand, 
I  view'd  the  wide  world  in  its  pride, 

And  laugh'd  at  the  pomp  of  command  ! 


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My  dear,  he  would  oft  to  me  say, 
What  makes  you  hard-hearted  to  me  ? 

Oh  !  why  do  you  thus  turn  away 
From  him  who  is  dying  for  thee  ? 
Sae  merry,  S^c, 

But  now  he  is  far  from  my  sight, 

Perhaps  a  deceiver  may  prove, 
Which  makes  me  lament  day  and  night. 

That  ever  I  granted  my  love. 
At  eve,  when  the  rest  of  the  folk 

W  ere  merrily  seated  to  spin, 
I  set  myself  under  an  oak, 

And  heavily  sighed  for  him. 

Sae  merry y  «^t. 


THE    BANKS    OF    FORTH. 

This  air  is  Oswald's. 


BOTHWEL    BANKS. 


This  modern  thing  of  Pinkertori's  could  never 
pass  for  old  but  among  the  sheer  ignorant.  What 
Poet  of  the  olden  time,  or  indeed  of  any  time,  ever 
said  or  wrote  any  thiiig  like  the  line — "  Without  ae 


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flouir  his  grave  to  crown  !"  This  is  not  only  the  pe- 
dantry of  tenderness,  but  the  very  bathos  of  bad 
writing.* 

*  The  Editor  requests  the  reader's  pardon  for  the  introduction 
of  a  few  lines  on  this  subject.  He  promises  not  to  trespass  on 
his  good  nature  again. 

O,  Bothwel  bank  !  again  tby  flowers 
Sprout  comely  wi'  spring's  warming  showers : 
The  daff'dil  on  the  burn's  gay  brow, 
Wags  his  sweet  head,  o'erlaid  wi'  dew ; 
The  gowden  cowshps,  richly  meal'd. 
Inlay  the  burn,  by  bush  and  bield ; 
And  the  blythe  lark,  from  morning  cloud, 
Lights  'mang  the  dew,  and  singeth  loud. 

Sae  sweet  wert  thou  that  simmer  night, 
(All  'neath  the  moon's  celestial  light!) 
When  my  dear  boy,  upon  my  breast, 
Laid  down  his  head  awhile  to  rest : 
Heaven  took  his  angel  soul  awa'. 
And  left  him  in  my  arms  to  fa'. 
He  lay,  like  a  lilie  on  the  ground, 
Wi'  a'  his  fair  locks  loose  around. 

I  howkedt  a  grave  within  my  bower, 
And  there  I  set  this  heavenly  flower: — 
"  And  thou  wilt  spring  again,"  I  said, 
"  And  bloom  when  other  flowers  will  fade ; 
"  Touched  with  immortal  dew,  tliou'lt  stand 
"  A  posie  fit  for  God's  own  hand ; 
*<  Among  the  flowers  of  heaven  thou'lt  blaw, 
**  When  earthly  flowers  will  fade  awa' !" 
i  To  liowk,  to  dig. 


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THE    BUSH    ABOON    TRAQUAIR. 

This  is  another  beautiful  so7ig  of  Mr.  Craiiford's 
composition.  In  the  neighbourhood  of  Traquair, 
tradition  still  shews  the  old  "  3ush ;"  which,  when 
I  saw  it  in  the  year  1787,  toas  composed  of  eight 
or  nine  ragged  birches.  The  Earl  of  Traquair 
has  planted  a  clump  of  trees  near  by,  which  he  calls 
"  The  new  Bush." 


Hear  me,  ye  nymphs,  and  every  swain, 

I'll  tell  how  Peggy  grieves  me ; 
Tho'  thus  I  languish  and  complain, 

Alas  !  she  ne'er  believes  me. 
My  vows  and  sighs,  like  silent  air, 

Unheeded  never  move  her  ; 
The  bonny  bush  aboon  Traquair, 

\Vas  where  I  first  did  love  her. 

That  day  she  smil'd  and  made  me  glad, 
No  maid  seem'd  ever  kinder ; 

I  thought  myself  the  luckiest  lad, 
So  sweetly  there  to  find  her. 


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I  try'd  to  sooth  my  am'rous  flame. 
In  words  that  1  thought  tender ; 

If  more  there  pass'd,  I'm  not  to  blame, 
I  meant  not  to  offend  her. 

Yet  now  she  scornful  flees  the  plain, 

The  fields  we  then  frequented  ; 
If  e'er  we  meet,  she  shews  disdain, 

She  looks  as  ne'er  acquainted. 
The  bonny  bush  bloom'd  fair  in  May, 

Its  sweets  I'll  ay  remember  ; 
But  now  her  frowns  make  it  decay. 

It  fades  as  in  December. 

Ye  rural  pow'rs,  who  hear  my  strains, 

Why  thus  should  Peggy  grieve  me? 
Oh !  make  her  partner  in  my  pains. 

Then  let  her  smiles  relieve  me : 
If  not,  my  love  will  turn  despair. 

My  passion  no  more  tender ; 
I'll  leave  the  bush  aboon  Traquair, 

To  lonely  wilds  I'll  wander. 


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cromlet's  lilt.* 

"  In  the  latter  end  of  the  l6th  century,  the  Chis- 
holms  were  proprietors  of  the  estate  of  Cromlechs 
(now  possessed  by  the  Drummonds).  The  eldest  son 
of  that  family  was  very  much  attached  to  a  daugh- 
ter of  Sterling  of  Ardoch,  commonly  known  by  the 
name  of  Fair  Helen  of  Ardoch. 

•  Since  the  first  editiou  of  the  Reliqxies  was  published,  the 
Editor  has  seen  a  Letter  addressed  to  Dr.  Anderson,  of  Edin- 
burgh, by  a  Gentleman  of  great  literary  acquirement,  from 
which  he  has  been  pennitted  to  make  the  following  extract. 

"  I  thank  you  particularly  for  CrotneKs  Reliques  of  Bums, 
which  are  undoubtedly  genuine,  and  breathing  the  same  genius 
and  the  same  infirmities  with  his  foiiner  works.  I  will  say  a 
little  of  it.  More  science  and  better  company,  with  his  father's 
worth  and  sound  principles,  would  have  made  him  one  of  the 
best  poets  this  country  has  produced.  He  is  a  bigot  for  laxity, 
religious  and  moral ;  and  hence  that  jumble  of  sentiments ! 
After  telling  me  of  his  father's  conversion  to  Socinianism,  he 
added, '  but  he  continued  a  Calvinist  in  his  manners  and  conver- 
sation.' The  thing  I  liked  best  was  the  account  of  Scotish 
Songs,  which  coincides  with  my  own  sentiments  and  theories. 
His  curt,  sarcastic  remarks,  are  truly  characteristic.  Some  of 
them  are  inaccurate.  Tlie  Chisholm  story  is /e/o  rfese.  The  Re- 
formation took  place  1559  or  60,  and  great  part  of  the  Bishop's 
estate  went  to  one  of  his  own  name.  Little  Meg  Murray  was 
not  born  then.  The  late  Sir  William  Stirling  told  me,  that  it 
was  a  tradition  in  his  family,  that  James  the  6tb,  in  passing  fi-om 

Perth 


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"At  that  time  the  opportunities  of  meeting  betwixt 
the  sexes  were  more  rare,  consequently  more  sought 
after  than  now;  and  the  Scottish  ladies,  Jar  Jrom 
priding  themselves  on  extensive  literature,  were 
thought  sufficiently  book-learned  if  they  could  make 
out  the  Scriptures  in  their  mother  tongue.  Writing 
was  entirely  out  of  the  line  of  female  education: 
At  that  period  the  most  of  our  young  men  of  family 
sought  a  fortune,  or  found  a  grave,  in  France. 
Cromlus,  when  he  went  abroad  to  the  war,  was 
obliged  to  leave  the  management  of  his  correspond- 
ence with  his  mistress  to  a  lay  brother  of  the  monas- 
try  of  Dumblain,  in  the  immediate  neighbourhood 
of  Cromleck,  and  near  Ardoch.  This  man,  unfor- 
tunately, was  deeply  sensible  of  Helenas  charms. 
He  artfully  prepossessed  her  zeith  stories  to  the  dis- 


Pertb  to  Stirling,  1617,  sent  a  servant  to  tell  the  Lady  Ardoch, 
then  a  widow,  to  have  all  her  children  dressed,  for  he  was  coming 
to  see  her  and  them.  Tliey  were  all  drawn  up  on  the  green. 
On  the  King's  seeing  them,  he  said,  '  Madam,  tell  me  how  many 
are  of  them.'  '  I  only  want  your  Majesty's  help  to  make  out 
the  two  Chalders.'  (i.  e.  SI  were  they.)  The  King  afterwards 
ate  a  coUop  sitting  on  a  stone  in  the  close.  I  have  been  told 
that  the  Tutor  of  Ardoch,  who  was  alive  in  171.5,  could,  when 
more  than  a  hundred,  drink  a  bottle  of  ale  at  a  draught.  Much 
did  Lord  Tinwald,  then  a  lad,  take  pleasure  in  the  Tutor's  con- 
verse, who  knew  much  of  the  history  of  private  life." 


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advantage  of  Cromliis;  and  hy  misinterpreting  of 
keeping  up  the  letters  and  messages  intrusted  to  his 
care,  he  entirely  irritated  both.  All  connection  was 
broken  off  betwixt  them:  Helen  teas  inconsolable, 
and  Cromlus  has  left  behind  him,  in  the  ballad 
called  Cromlefs  Lilt,  a  proof  of  the  elegance  of  his 
genius,  as  well  as  the  steadiness  of  his  love. 

"  When  the  artful  monk  thought  time  had  suffici- 
ently softened  Helen's  sorrozo,  he  proposed  himself 
as  a  lover:  Helen  zcas  obdurate:  but  at  last,  over- 
come by  the  persuasions  of  her  brother  with  whom 
she  lived,  and  who,  having  a  family  of  thirty-one 
children,  was  probably  very  zoell  pleased  to  get  her 
off  his  hands,  she  submitted,  rather  than  consented 
to  the  ceremony;  but  there  her  compliance  ended; 
and,  when  forcibly  put  into  bed,  she  started  quite 
frantic  from  it,  screaming  out,  that  after  three 
gentle  taps  on  the  wainscot,  at  the  bed  head,  she 
heard  Cromlus  s  voice,  crying,  Helen,  Helen,  mind 
me.*  Cromlus  soon  after  coming  home,  the  treachery 
of  the  confideyit  was  discovered, — her  marriage  dis- 
annulled,— and  Helen  became  lady  Cromlecks." 

N.  B.  Marg.  Murray,  another  to  these  thirty-one 
children,  zoas  daughter  to  Murray  of  Strewn,  one 
of  the  seventeen  sons  of  Tullybardine,  and  whose 

*  Remember  me 
VOL.  I.  G 


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youngest  son,  commonly  called  the  Tutor  of  Ar dock, 
died  in  the  year  1715,  aged  111  years. 

chomlet's  lilt. 

Since  all  thy  vows,  false  maid, 

Are  blown  to  air, 

And  my  poor  heart  betray'd 

To  sad  despair, 

Into  some  wildeniess. 

My  grief  I  will  express, 

And  thy  hard-heartedness, 

O  cruel  fair. 

Have  I  not  graven  our  loves 

On  every  tree 
In  yonder  spreading  gToves, 

Tho'  false  thou  be  : 
Was  not  a  solemn  oath 
Plighted  betwixt  us  both. 
Thou  thy  faith,  I  my  troth. 

Constant  to  be  ? 

Some  gloomy  place  I'll  find. 

Some  doleful  shade. 

Where  neither  sun  nor  ^vind 

E'er  entrance  had : 


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Into  that  hollow  cave, 
There  will  I  sigh  and  rave, 
Because  thou  dost  behave 

So  faithlessly. 

Wild  fruit  shall  be  my  meat, 

I'll  drink  the  spring, 

Cold  earth  shall  be  my  seat : 
For  covering 

I'll  have  the  starry  sky 

My  head  to  canopy, 

Until  my  soul  on  hy 

Shall  spread  its  wing. 

I'll  have  no  funeral  fire, 

Nor  tears  for  me : 
No  grave  do  I  desire, 

Nor  obsequies : 
The  courteous  Red-breast  he 
With  leaves  will  cover  me, 
And  sing  my  elegy 

With  doleful  voice. 

And  when  a  ghost  I  am, 

I'll  visit  thee, 

O  thou  deceitful  dame, 

Whose  cruelty 
G  2 


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Has  kill'd  the  kindest  heart 
That  e'er  felt  Cupid's  dart, 
And  never  can  desert 

From  loving  thee. 


MY    DEAKIE,    IF    THOU    DIE. 

Another  beautiful  song  of  Crawford's. 

Love  never  more  shall  give  me  pain, 

My  fancy's  fix'd  on  thee. 
Nor  ever  maid  my  heart  shall  gain, 

My  Peggy,  if  thou  die. 
Thy  beauty  doth  such  pleasure  give. 

Thy  love's  so  true  to  me, 
Without  thee  I  can  never  live. 

My  dearie,  if  thou  die. 

If  fate  shall  tear  thee  from  my  breast. 

How  shall  I  lonely  stray  ! 
In  dreary  dreams  the  night  I'll  waste. 

In  sighs,  the  silent  day. 
I  ne'er  can  so  much  virtue  find. 

Nor  such  perfection  see  ; 
Then  I'll  renounce  all  woman  kind. 

My  Peggy,  after  thee. 


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No  new-blown  beauty  fires  my  heart, 

With  Cupid's  raving  rage  ; 
But  thine,  which  can  such  sweets  impart, 

Must  all  the  world  engage. 
Twas  this,  that  like  the  morning  sun, 

Gave  joy  and  life  to  me ; 
And  when  its  destin'd  day  is  done. 

With  Peggy  let  me  die. 

Ye  powers  that  smile  on  virtuous  love. 

And  in  such  pleasure  share  ; 
You  who  its  faithful  flames  approve, 

With  pity  view  the  fair: 
Restore  my  Peggy's  wonted  charms, 

Those  charms  so  dear  to  me  ! 
Oh !  never  rob  them  from  these  arms ; 

I'm  lost  if  Peggy  die. 


SHE    ROSE    AND    LET    ME    IN. 

The   old  set   of  this   song,  which  is  still  to  be 

found  in  printed  collections,  is  much  prettier  than 

this :  but  somebody,  I  believe  it  was  Ramsay,   took 

it  into  his  head  to  clear  it  of  some  seeming  inde- 


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licacies,  atid  made  it  at  once  more  chaste  and  more 
dull. 


GO    TO    THE    EWE-BUGHTS,    MARION. 

/  am  not  sure  if  this  old  and  charming  air  be  of 
the  South,  as  is  commonly  said,  or  of  the  North  of 
Scotland.— There  is  a  song  apparently  as  antienf 
as  Ewe-bughts,  Marion,  which  sings  to  the  same 
tune,  and  is  evidently  of  the  North. — It  begins 
thus : 

The  Lord  o'Gordon  had  three  dochters, 

Mary,  Marget,  and  Jean, 
They  wad  na  stay  at  bonie  Castle  Gordon, 

But  awa  to  Aberdeen. 


Will  ye  go  to  the  ew-bughts,  Marion, 
And  wear  in  the  sheep  \vi'  me ; 

The  sun  shines  sweet,  my  Marion, 
But  nae  haff  sae  sweet  as  thee. 


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O  Marion's  a  bonny  lass, 

And  the  blytli  blinks  in  her  e'e ; 

And  fain  wad  I  marry  Marion, 
Gin  Marion  wad  marry  me. 

There's  goud  in  your  garters,  Marion, 

And  silk  on  your  white  hause-bane; 
Fu'  fain  wad  I  kiss  my  Marion, 

At  e'en  when  I  come  hame. 
There's  braw  lads  in  Earnslaw,  Marion, 

Wha  gape,  and  glowr  with  their  e'e. 
At  kirk  when  they  see  my  Marion ; 

But  nane  of  them  lo'es  like  me. 

I've  nine  milk-ews,  my  Marion, 

A  cow  and  a  brawny  quey, 
I'll  gie  them  a'  to  my  Marion, 

Just  on  her  bridal-day : 
And  ye's  get  a  green  sey  apron. 

And  waistcoat  of  the  London  brown. 
And  wow !   but  ye  will  be  vap'ring. 

Whene'er  ye  gang  to  the  town. 

I'm  young  and  stout,  my  Marion ; 

Nane  dance  like  me  on  the  green ; 
And  gin  ye  forsake  me,  Marion, 

I'll  e'en  diaw  up  wi'  Jean : 


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Sae  put  on  your  pearlins,  Marion, 

And  kyrtle  of  the  cramasie : 
And  soon  as  my  chin  has  nae  hair  on, 
I  shall  come  west,  and  see  ye.* 


liEWIS    GORDON.f 


This  air  is  a  proof  how  one  of  our  Scots  tunes 
comes  to  he  composed  out  of  another.     I  have  one 
of  the  earliest  copies  of  the  song,  and  it  has  pre- 
fixed, 

Tune  of  Tarry  Woo. — 

Of  which  tune,  a  different  set  has  insensibly  varied 
into  a  different  air. — To  a  Scots  critic,  the  pathoi 
of  the  line, 

"  Tho'  his  back  be  at  the  wa'/' 

— must  he  very  striking. — It  needs  not  a  Jacobite 
prejudice  to  he  affected  with  this  song.     The  sup- 

*  This  is  marked  in  the  Tea  Table  Miscellany  as  an  old  song 
with  additions,— £d. 

t  "  Lord  Lewis  Gordon,  younger  brother  to  the  then  Duke  of 
Gordon,  commanded  a  detachment  for  the  Chevalier,  and  ac- 
quitted himself  >vith  great  gallantry  and  judgment.  He  died  in 
1754." 


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posed  author  of  "  Lewis  Gordon"  was  a  Mr.  Geddes, 
priest,  at  Shenval,  in  the  Ainzie. 

Oh !  send  Lewie  G  ordon  hame, 

And  the  lad  I  winna  name ; 

Tho'  his  back  be  at  the  wa', 

Here's  to  him  that's  far  awa! 
Oh  hon!  my  Highland  man, 
Oh,  my  bonny  Highland  man ; 
Weel  zcould  I  my  true-love  ken, 
Amang  ten  thousand  Highland  men. 

Oh  !  to  see  his  tartan-trews, 
Bonnet  blue,  and  laigh-heel'd  shoes ; 
Philabeg  aboon  his  knee  ; 
That's  the  lad  that  I'll  gang  wi' ! 
Oh  hon!  &^c. 

The  princely  youth  that  I  do  mean, 
Is  fitted  for  to  be  a  king : 
On  his  breast  he  wears  a  star ; 
You'd  tak  him  for  the  God  of  War, 

Oh  hon  I  <Sfc. 

Oh  to  see  this  Princely  One, 
Seated  on  a  royal  throne  ! 
Disasters  a'  would  disappear. 
Then  begins  the  Jub'lee  year ! 
Oh  hon!  &;c. 


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OH    ONO    CHRIO.* 

Dr.  Blacklock  informed  me  that  this  song  was 
composed  on  the  infamous  massacre  of  Glencoe. 

Oh !  was  not  I  a  weary  wight ! 

Oh !  0)10  chri,  oh !  ono  chri — 
Maid,  wife,  and  widow,  in  one  night ! 
When  in  my  soft  and  yielding  arms, 
O !  when  most  I  thought  him  free  from  harms. 
Even  at  the  dead  time  of  the  night. 
They  broke  my  bower,  and  slew  my  knight. 
With  ae  lock  of  his  jet  black  hair, 
I'll  t}  e  ray  heart  for  evermair ; 
Nae  sly-tongued  youth,  or  flatt'ring  swain, 
Shall  e'er  untye  this  knot  again ; 
Thine  still,  dear  youth,  that  heart  shall  be, 
Nor  pant  for  aught,  save  heaven  and  thee. 
(The  chorus  repeated  at  the  end  of  each  line.) 


1 LL    NEVER    LEAVE    THEE. 

This  is  another  of  Crawford's  songs,   but  I  do 
not  think  in  his  happiest  manner. —  What  an  ab' 

*  A  corruption  of  O  hone  a  rie'  signifying — Alas  for  the  yritue, 
or  chi(f. 


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surdity,  to  join  such  names,  as  Adonis  and  Mary 
together. 


CORN    RIGS    ARE    BONIE. 

All  the  old  words  that  ever  I  could  meet  with  to 
this  air  were  the  following,  which  seem  to  have  been 
an  old  chorus. 

O  corn  rigs  and  rye  rigs, 

O  corn  rigs  are  bonie ; 
And  where'er  you  meet  a  bonie  lass. 

Preen  up  her  cockernony. 


THE    MUCKING    OF    GEORDIE's    BYAR. 

The  chorus  of'  this  song  is  old;  the  rest  is  the 
work  of  Balloon  Tytler. 


WAUKIN    O     THE    FAULD. 

There  are  two  stanzas  still  sung  to  this  tune, 
tthich  I  take  to  be  the  original  song  whence  Ramsay 


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composed  his  beautiful  song  of  that  name  in  the 
Gentle  Shepherd. — It  begins, 

O  will  ye  speak  at  our  town. 
As  ye  come  frae  the  fauld,  &c. 

/  regret  that,  as  in  many  of  our  old  songs,  the 
delicacy  of  this  old  fragment  is  not  equal  to  its  wit 
and  humor. 

THE    WAUKING    OF    THE    FAULDS. 

My  Peggy  is  a  young  thing, 
Just  enter'd  in  her  teens, 
Fair  as  the  day,  and  sweet  as  May, 
Fair  as  the  day,  and  always  gay. 
My  Peggy  is  a  young  thing. 

And  I'm  not  very  auld, 
Yet  well  I  like  to  meet  her  at 
The  wauking  of  the  fauld. 

My  Peggy  speaks  sae  sweetly, 

Whene'er  we  meet  alane, 
I  wish  nae  mair  to  lay  my  care, 
I  wish  nae  mair  of  a'  that's  rare. 
My  Peggy  speaks  sae  sweetly. 

To  a'  the  lave  I'm  cauld  ; 
But  she  gars  a'  my  spirits  glow, 
At  wauking  of  the  fauld. 


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My  Peggy  smiles  sae  kindly, 
\V  hene'er  I  whisper  love, 
That  I  look  down  on  a'  the  town, 
That  I  look  down  upon  a  crown. 
My  Peggy  smiles  sae  kindly, 

It  makes  me  blyth  and  bauld, 
And  naething  gi'es  me  sic  delight, 
As  waukiug  of  the  fauld. 

My  Peggy  sings  sae  saftly. 

When  on  my  pipe  I  play ; 
By  a'  the  rest  it  is  confest, 
By  a'  the  rest,  that  she  sings  best. 
My  Peggy  sings  sae  saftly. 

And  in  her  sangs  are  tald, 
With  innocence,  the  wale  of  sense. 
At  wauking  of  the  fauld. 


MAGGIE    LAUDER. 


This  old  song,  so  pregnant  with  Scottish  naiviet6 
and  energy,  is  much  relished  by  all  ranks,  notwith- 
standing its  broad  wit  and  palpable  allusions. — Its 
language  is   a    precious  model  of  imitation :  sly, 


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sprightly,  and  forcibly  expressive. — Maggie*s  tongue 
tmgs  out  the  nicknames  of  Rob  the  Piper  with  all 
the  careless  lightsomeness  of  unrestrained  gaiety. 

Wha  wad  na  be  in  love 

Wi'  bonny  Maggie  Lauder  ? 

A  piper  met  her  gaun  to  Fife,  --^"^ 

And  speir'd  what  was't  they  ca'd  her  ; — 

Right  scornfully  she  answer'd  him, 

Begone,  you  hallanshaker  !* 

Jog  on  your  gate,  you  bladderskate,f 

My  name  is  Maggie  Lauder. 

Maggie,  quo'  he,  and  by  my  bags, 
I'm  fidgin'  fain  to  see  thee  ; 
Sit  down  by  me,  my  bonny  bird. 
In  troth  I  winna  steer  thee  : 


•  Hallanshaker  is  what  the  old  people  call  a  rambling  mischiev- 
ous fellow;  one  who  sods  up  the  burns,  ties  the  doors,  and 
works  other  pranks  of  innocent  merriment.  Tlie  hallan  is  a 
bundle  composed  of  the  longest  broom,  entwisted  with  willows, 
placed  moveable  to  ward  the  wind  from  the  door.  The  partition 
which  divided  the  spence  from  the  hall  was  frequently  named  a 
"  Hallan,"  being  formed  of  similar  materials. 

t  Bladderskate.  This  ought  to  be  blether-skyte.  "  Ye  blether- 
iag  lowne" — "  Ye  vile  skyte,"  are  terms  of  familiar  reproach  still 
in  use,  and  are  innocently  applied  to  those  satiric  rogues  who 

have 


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For  I'm  a  piper  to  my  trade, 
My  name  is  Rob  the  Ranter ; 
The  lasses  loup  as  they  were  daft, 
When  I  blaw  up  my  chanter. 

Piper,  quo'  Meg,  hae  ye  your  bags  r 

Or. is  your  drone  in  order  ? 

If  ye  be  Rob,  I've  heard  o'  you, 

Live  you  upo'  the  border  ?* 

The  lasses  a',  baith  far  and  near. 

Have  heard  o'  Rob  the  Ranter ; 

I'll  shake  my  foot  wi'  right  gude  will, 

Gif  you'll  blaw  up  your  chanter. 


have  the  art  of  mingling  falsehood  and  truth  with  admirable 
art,  annoying  with  it  the  sage  remarks  of  the  sober-minded  and 
wise. 

*  Probably  a  temporary  and  convenient  residence  of  the 
minstrel.  The  emigration  of  Highland  reapers  to  the  lowlands 
of  Scotland  has  brought  the  old  favourite  pipes  again  into  vogue. 
On  the  day-close  of  harvest-toil  the  girls  bind  up  their  locks ;  the 
men  wash  their  sweaty  faces,  and  throw  aside  their  gray  socks. 
On  the  little  green  plat  before  the  farm  hall,  the  old  bandsmen 
come  out  and  see  their  childreti  dancing  and  making  merry. 
The  Piper  seats  himself  on  the  knockingstone,  and  strikes  into 
one  of  those  vrild  northern  airs  which  stirs  even  old  age  to  the 
frolics  and  pranks  of  youth. 

Id  talking  on  this  subject  to  an  intelligent  Scotsman,  he  told 

the 


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Then  to  his  bags  he  flew  wi'  speed, 

About  the  drone  he  twisted  ; 

Meg  up  and  wallop'd  o'er  the  green, 

For  brawly  could  she  frisk  it. 

Weel  done!  quo' he — play  up!  quo'  she; 

Weel  bobb'd  !  quo'  Rob  the  Ranter ; 

'Tis  worth  my  while  to  play  indeed, 

When  I  hae  sic  a  dancer. 

Weel  hae  ye  play'd  your  part,  quo'  Meg, 
Your  cheeks  are  like  the  crimson ; 
There's  nane  in  Scotland  plays  sae  weel, 
Since  we  lost  Habbie  Simpson.* 


the  Editor,  that  when  a  boy  (not  more  than  twenty  years  ago) 
he  was  greatly  struck  with  the  sight  of  many  of  these  old  High- 
land Pipers,  straying,  solitary,  from  parish  to  parish,  reciting  the 
deeds  of  the  clans. 

In  every  parish  there  were  houses  wliich  the  open-heartedness 
of  their  possessors  made  welcome  nightly  habitations  to  these 
vagrant  remnants  of  ancient  chivalry.  The  piper's  arrival 
spread  like  wild-fire  among  the  lihle  coimtry  villages.  The  old 
decayed  men,  the  lads  and  lasses,  with  their  rocks  and  knitting 
apparatus,  flocked  around  the  old  piper,  who,  seated  next  the 
gudeman,  on  the  lang-settle,  in  the  intervals  of  his  tunes  touched 
on  the  tales  of  other  times.  The  barbarity  of  William,  in  the  vale 
of  Glencoe ;  the  Rode  of  Mar;  or  the  year  1715 ;  and  the  awful  suf- 
ferings of  7nisguided  Catholic  loyalty  in  1745,  were  told  with  the 
exquisite  mastery  of  native  eloquence. — 

*  The  celebrated  Piper  of  Kilbarchan. 


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I've  liv'd  in  Fife,  baith  maid  and  wife, 
These  ten  years  and  a  quarter ; 
Gin'  ye  should  come  to  Enster  Fair, 
Speir  ye  for  Maggie  Lauder. 


TRANENT-MUIR. 

Tune— GiLLlCRANKIE. 


"  TraNENT-Muir"  was  composed  by  a  Mr. 
Skirvin,  a  very  worthy  respectable  farmer,  near 
Haddington.  I  have  heard  the  anecdote  often, 
that  Lieut.  Smith,  whom  he  mentions  in  the  ninth 
stanza,  came  to  Haddington  after  the  publication 
of  the  song,  and  sent  a  challenge  to  Skirvin  to  meet 
him  at  Haddington,  and  answer  for  the  unworthy 
manner  in  which  he  had  noticed  him  in  his  song. — 
"  Gang  awa  back,"  said  the  honest  farmer,  "  and 
tell  Mr.  Smith  that  I  hae  na  leisure  to  come  to 
Haddington;  but  tell  him  to  come  here;  and  I'll 
tak  a  look  o'  him;  and  if  I  think  I'm  fit  to  fecht 
him,  I'll  fecht  him;  and  if  no — I'll  do  as  he  did, 
—I'll  rin  awa."— 


\OI..   1. 


98 


TRANENT    MUIR.* 

The  Chevalier,f  being  void  of  fear, 

Did  march  up  Birsle  brae,  man. 
And  thro'  Tranent,  e'er  he  did  stent. 

As  fast  as  he  could  gae,  man : 
While  general  Cope  did  taunt  and  mock, 

Wi'  mony  a  loud  huzza,  man ; 
But  e'er  next  morn  proclaim'd  the  cock, 

We  heard  another  craw,  man. 

The  brave  Lochiel,^  as  I  heard  tell. 
Led  Camerons  on  in  clouds,  man ; 

The  morning  fair,  and  clear  the  air, 
TTiey  loos'd  with  devilish  thuds,  man  : 

•  A  field  of  battle,  better  known  by  the  name  of  Preston- 
pans,  where  prince  Charles  Stewart,  commonly  called  the  Young 
Chevalier,  at  the  head  of  his  Highland  army,  completely  routed 
the  English  forces,  under  the  command  of  Sir  John  Cope,  who 
was  afterward  tryed  by  a  court-martial  for  his  conduct  in  this 
battle,  and  acquitted.  He  is  said  to  have  left  the  field  in  such 
haste  that  he  never  once  stopped  his  horse,  nor  looked  back,  till 
he  got  to  Haddington,  which  is  seven  or  eight  miles  off.  This 
action  happened  Sep.  22,  1745. 

t  Printed  from  Ritson's  copy. 

X  Donald  Cameron  of  Lochiel,  chief  of  the  Clan  Cameron,  a 
gentleman  of  great  bravery,  and  of  the  most  amiable  disposi- 
tion. 


99 

Down  guns  they  threw,  and  swords  they  drew, 
And  soon  did  chace  them  aff,  man  ; 

On  Seaton-Crafts  tliey  buft  their  chafts, 
And  gart  them  rin  lik*  daft,  man. 

The  bluff  dragoons  swore  blood  and  'oons, 

They'd  make  the  rebels  run,  man  ; 
And  yet  they  flee  when  them  they  see. 

And  winna  fire  a  gun,  man : 
They  turn'd  their  back,  the  foot  they  brake,    • 

Such  terror  seiz'd  them  a',  man ; 
Some  wet  their  cheeks,  some  fyl'd  their  breeks, 

And  some  for  fear  did  fa',  man. 

The  volunteers  prick'd  up  their  ears. 

And  vow  gin  they  were  crouse,  man  ; 
But  when  the  bairns  saw't  turn  to  earn'st. 

They  were  not  worth  a  louse,  man ; 
Maist  feck  gade  hame ;  O  fy  for  shame  ! 

They'd  better  stay'd  awa',  man. 
Than  wi'  cockade  to  make  parade, 

And  do  nae  good  at  a',  man. 


tion.  He  was  wounded  at  the  battle  of  Culloden,  and  died  in 
France  colonel  of  a  regiment,  which  his  grateful  master  had 
procured  him,  as  a  small  reward  and  compeosatiou  for  his  great 

services  and  misfortunes, 1748. 

H  2 


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Menteith  the  great,*  when  hersell  sh — t, 

Un'wares  did  ding  him  o'er,  man; 
Yet  wad  nae  stand  to  bear  a  hand. 

But  aflf  fou  fast  did  scour,  man ; 
O'er  Soutra  hill,  e'er  he  stood  still, 

Before  he  tasted  meat,  man  : 
Troth  he  may  brag  of  his  swift  nag. 

That  bare  him  aflf  sae  fleet,  man. 

And  Simpsonf  keen,  to  clear  the  een 

Of  rebels  far  in  wrang,  man. 
Did  never  strive  wi'  pistols  five. 

But  gallop'd  with  the  thrang,  man  : 
He  turn'd  his  back,  and  in  a  crack 

Was  cleanly  out  of  sight,  man; 
And  thought  it  best ;  it  was  nae  jest 

Wi'  Highlanders  to  fight,  man. 

'Mangst  a'  the  gang  nane  bade  the  bang 
But  twa,  and  ane  was  tane,  man  ; 

*  The  minister  of  Longfonnacus,  a  volunteer ;  who,  happen- 
ing to  come  the  night  before  the  battle,  upon  a  Highland 
gelding,  easing  nature  at  Preston,  threw  him  over,  and  carried 
his  gun  as  a  trophy  to  Cope's  camp. 

t  Another  volunteer  Presbyterian  minister,  who  said  he  would 
convince  the  rebels  of  their  error  by  the  dint  of  his  pistols ; 
having,  for  that  purpose,  two  in  his  pockets,  two  in  his  holsters, 
and  one  in  his  belt. 


101 

For  Campbell  rade,  but  Myrie*  staid, 
And  sair  he  paid  the  kain,f  man ; 

Fell  skelps  he  got,  was  war  than  shot 
Frae  the  sharp-edg'd  claymore,  man ; 

Frae  many  a  spout  came  running  out 
His  reeking-het  red  gore,  man. 

But  Gard'ner;{:  brave  did  still  behave 

Like  to  a  hero  bright,  man ; 
His  courage  true,  like  him  were  few, 

That  still  despised  flight,  man  ; 

•  Mr.  Myrie  was  a  student  of  physic,  from  Jamaica;  he  en- 
tered as  a  volunteer  in  Cope's  army,  and  was  miserably  mangled 
by  the  broad-sword. 

t  i.  e.  He  suffered  severely  in  the  cause. 

t  James  Gardiner,  colonel  of  a  regiment  of  horse.  This  gen- 
tleman's conduct,  however  celebrated,  does  not  seem  to  have 
proceeded  so  much  from  the  generous  ardour  of  a  noble  and  he- 
roic mind,  as  from  a  spirit  of  religious  enthusiasm,  and  a  bigoted 
reliance  on  the  Presbyterian  doctrine  of  predestination,  which 
rendered  it  a  matter  of  perfect  indifference  whether  he  left  the 
field  or  remained  in  it.  Being  deserted  by  his  troop,  he  was 
killed  by  a  Highlander,  with  a  Lochaber  axe. 

Colonel  Gardiner  having,  when  a  gay  young  man,  at  Paris, 
made  an  assignation  with  a  lady,  was,  as  he  pretended,  not 
only  deterred  from  keeping  his  appointment,  but  thoroughly  re- 
claimed from  all  such  thoughts  in  future,  by  an  apparition.  See 
his  Life  by  Doddridge, 


102 

For  king  and  laws,  and  country's  cause. 
In  honour's  bed  he  lay,  man ; 

His  life,  but  not  his  courage,  fled. 
While  he  had  breath  to  draw,  man. 

And  major  Bowie,  that  worthy  soul. 

Was  brought  down  to  the  ground,  man  ; 
His  horse  being  shot,  it  was  his  lot 

For  to  get  mony  a  wound,  man : 
Lieutenant  Smith,  of  Irish  birth, 

Frae  whom  he  call'd  for  aid,  man. 
Being  full  of  dread,  lap  o'er  his  head, 

And  wadna  be  gainsaid,  man. 

He  made  sic  haste,  sae  spur'd  his  beast, 

'Twas  little  there  he  saw,  man  ; 
To  Berwick  rade,  and  safely  said. 

The  Scots  were  rebels  a',  man  ; 
But  let  that  end,  for  well  'tis  kend 

His  use  and  wont  to  lie,  man  ; 
The  Teague  is  naught,  he  never  faught. 

When  he  had  room  to  flee,  man. 

And  Caddell  drest,  amang  the  rest. 
With  gun  and  good  claymore,  man, 

On  gelding  grey  he  rode  that  way, 
With  pistols  set  before,  man ; 


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The  cause  was  good,  he'd  spend  his  blood, 
Before  that  he  would  yield,  mau ; 

But  the  night  before  he  left  the  cor, 
And  never  fac'd  the  field,  man. 

But  gallant  Roger,  like  a  soger. 

Stood  and  bravely  fought,  man ; 
I'm  wae  to  tell,  at  last  he  fell. 

But  mae  down  wi'  him  brought,  man  : 
At  point  of  death,  wi'  his  last  breath, 

(Some  standing  round  in  ring,  man), 
On's  back  lying  flat,  he  wav'd  his  hat. 

And  cry'd,  God  save  the  king,  man. 

Some  Highland  rogues,  like  hungry  dogs, 

Neglecting  to  pursue,  man. 
About  they  fac'd,  and  in  great  haste 

Upon  the  booty  flew,  man  ; 
And  they,  as  gain,  for  all  their  pain. 

Are  deck'd  wi  spoils  of  war,  man ; 
Fow  bald  can  tell  how  her  nainsell 

Was  ne'er  sae  pra  before,  man. 

At  the  thorn-tree,  which  you  may  see 
Bewest  the  meadow-mill,  man ; 

There  mony  slain  lay  on  the  plain. 
The  clans  pursuing  still,  man. 


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Sic  unco'  hacks,  and  deadly  whacks, 

I  never  saw  the  like,  man ; 
Lost  hands  and  heads  cost  them  their  deads^ 

That  fell  near  Preston-dyke,  man. 

That  afternoon,  when  a'  was  done, 

I  gaed  to  see  the  fray,  man  ; 
But  had  I  wist  what  after  past, 

I'd  better  staid  away,  man  : 
On  Seaton  sands,  wi'  nimble  hands. 

They  pick'd  my  pockets  bare,  man ; 
But  I  wish  ne'er  to  drie  sick  fear. 

For  a'  the  sum  and  mair,  man. 


TO    THE    WEAVERS    GIN    YE    GO. 

The  Chorus  of  this  song  is  old,  the  rest  of  it  is 
mine. — Here,  once  for  all,  let  me  apologize  for 
many  silly  compositions  of  mine  in  this  work.  Many 
beautiful  airs  wanted  words;  in  the  hurry  of  other 
avocations,  if  I  could  string  a  parcel  of  rhymes  to- 
gether any  thing  near  tolerable,  I  was  fain  to  let 
them  pass.  He  must  be  an  excellent  poet  indeed, 
whose  every  performance  is  excellent. 


105 

STREPHON    AND.  LYDIA. 
Tune — ^The  Gordons  had  the  guiding  o't. 

The  following  account  of  this  song  I  had  from 
Dr.  Blacklock. 

The  Strephon  and  Li/dia  mentioned  in  the  song 
were  perhaps  the  loveliest  couple  of  their  time. 
The  gentleman  was  commonly  known  by  the  name 
of  Beau  Gibson.  The  lady  was  the  Gentle  Jean, 
celebrated  somewhere  in  Mr.  Hamilton*  of  Ban- 
gout's  poems. — Having  frequently  met  at  public 
places,  they   had  formed  a  reciprocal  attachment, 

•  "  With  the  elegant  and  accomplished  Wiixiam  Hamilton 
of  Bangour,  whose  amiable  manners  were  long  remembered 
with  the  teriderest  recollection  by  all  who  knew  him,  Mr.  Home 
lived  in  the  closest  habits  of  friendship.  The  Writer  of  tliese 
Memoirs  has  heard  him  dwell  with  delight  on  the  scenes  of  their 
youthful  days;  and  he.  has  to  regret  that  many  an  anecdote,  to 
which  he  listened  with  pleasure,  was  not  committed  to  a  better 
record  than  a  treacherous  memory.  Hamilton's  mind  is  pictured 
in  his  verses.  They  are  the  easy  and  careless  effusions  of  au 
elegant  fancy  and  a  chastened  taste  ;  and  the  sentiments  they 
convey  are  the  genuine  feelings  of  a  tender  and  susceptible 
heart,  which  perpetually  owned  the  dominion  of  some  favourite 
mistress ;  but  whose  passion  generally  evaporated  in  song,  and 
made  no  serious  or  permanent  impression.  His  poems  had  an 
additional  charm  to  his  cotemporaries,  from  being  commonly 
addressed  to  his  familiar  friends  of  either  sex." 

Life  of  Lord  Kaimes,  vol.  i.  p.  64. 
Hamilton  died  in  March,  1754,  aged  5U. 


106 

which  their  friends  thought  dangerous,  as  their  re- 
sources were  hy  no  means  adequate  to  their  tastes 
and  habits  of  life.  To  elude  the  bad  consequences 
of  such  a  connexion,  Strephon  was  sent  abroad  with 
a  commission,  and  perished  in  Admiral  Fernon's 
expedition  to  Carthagena. 

The  author  of  the  song  was  William  Wallace, 
Esq.  of  Cairnhill,  in  Ayrshire. 

STREPHON    AND    LYDIA. 

All  lovely  on  the  sultry  beach, 

Expiring  Strephon  lay, 
No  hand  the  cordial  draught  to  reach, 

Nor  chear  the  gloomy  way. 
Ill-fated  youth  !  no  parent  nigh. 

To  catch  thy  fleeting  breath. 
No  bride,  to  fix  they  swimming  eye, 

Or  smooth  the  face  of  death. 

Far  distant  from  the  mournful  scene, 

Thy  parents  sit  at  ease, 
Thy  Lydia  rifles  all  the  plain, 

And  all  the  spring  to  please. 
Ill-fated  youth !  by  fault  of  friend. 

Not  force  of  foe  depressed, 
Thou  fall'st,  alas  !  thyself,  thy  kind, 

Thy  country,  unredress'd ! 


107 


I  M    O  £R    YOUNG    TO    MARRY    YET. 

The  chorus  of  this  song  is  old. — The  rest  of  it, 
such  as  it  is,  is  mine.* 

I  am  my  mammy's  ae  bairn, 

Wi'  unco  folk  I  w^eary,  sir  ; 
And  lying  in  a  man's  bed, 

I'm  fley'd  wad  mak  me  irie,  sir. 
Tm  o'er  young,  I'm  o'er  young, 
I'm  o'er  young  to  marry  yet ; 
I'm  o'er  young,  'twad  he  a  sin 
To  take  mefrae  my  mammy  yet. 

Hallowmass  is  come  and  gane, 
The  nights  are  lang  in  winter,  sir ; 

And  you  an'  I  in  ae  bed, 

In  trovvth,  I  dare  na  venture,  sir. 
I'm  o'er  young,  S^c. 

•  There  is  a  stray,  characteristic  verse^  which  ought  to  be 
restored. 

My  minnie  coft  me  a  new  gown, 
The  kirk  maun  hae  the  gracing  o't; 

Ware  I  to  lie  wi'  you,  kind  sir, 
I'm  feared  ye'd  spoil  the  lacing  o't. 
I'm  o'er  young,  <Sfc. 


108 


Fu'  loud  and  shill  the  frosty  wind 
Blaws  thro'  the  leafless  timraer,  sir; 

But  if  ye  come  this  gate  again, 
I'll  aulder  be  gin  simmer,  sir. 
Fm  o'er  young,  8^c. 


MACPHERSON  S    FAREAVEL. 

Macpherson,  a  daring  robber,  in  the  begin- 
ning of  this  century,  was  condemned  to  be  hanged 
at  the  assizes  at  Inverness.  He  is  said,  when  under 
sentence  of  death,  to  have  composed  this  tune, 
which  he  called  his  own  lament,  orfarewel.* 

Farewel  ye  dungeons,  dark  and  strong, 

The  wretch's  destinie ! 
Macpherson's  time  will  not  be  long 

On  yonder  gallows  tree. 

Sae  rantingly,  sae  wantonly, 
Sae  dauntingly  gaed  he; 

He  play' d  a  spring,  and  danc'd  it  round. 
Below  the  gallozvs  tree. 

*  See  a  Notice  of  Macpherson    in  the  Preface  to  these 
volumes. 


109 

Oh,  what  is  death,  but  parting  breath  ? — 

On  mony  a  bloody  plain 
I've  dar'd  his  face;  and  in  this  place 

I  scorn  him  yet  again  ! 

Sae  rantingly,  S^c. 

Untie  these  bands  from  oflf  my  hands, 

And  bring  to  me  my  sword ; 
And  there's  no  a  man  in  all  Scotland, 

But  I'll  brave  him  at  a  word. 
Sae  rantingly,  &^c. 

I've  liv'd  a  life  of  stiut  and  strife, 

I  die  by  treacherie  : 
It  burns  my  heart  I  must  depart, 

And  not  avenged  be  ! 

Sae  rantinglt/,  S^c. 

Now,  farewel  light,  thou  sunshine  bright, 

And  all  beneath  the  sky  : 
May  coward  shame  distain  his  name. 

The  wretch  that  dares  not  die ! 
Sae  rantingly,  &;c. 


110 


MY    JO    JANET. 


Johnson,  the  publisher,*  with  a  foolish  delicacy, 
refused  to  insert  the  last  stanza  of  this  humorous 
ballad. 

Sweet  sir,  for  your  courtesie. 

When  ye  come  by  the  Bass  then, 
For  the  luve  ye  bear  to  me. 

Buy  me  a  keeking-glass,  then. — - 
Keek  into  the  draw-well, 

Janet,  Janet; 
And  there  ye'll  see  your  bonny  sell. 
My  Jo,  Janet. 

Keeking  in  the  draw-well  clear. 

What  if  I  should  fa'  in. 
Syne  a'  my  kin  will  say  and  swear, 

I  drown'd  mysell  for  sin. — 
Haud  the  better  be  the  brae, . 

Janet,  Janet, 
Haud  the  better  be  the  brae. 
My  Jo,  Janet. 

*  *  Of  the  Scots  Musical  Museum, 


Ill 

Good  sir,  for  your  courtesie, 

Coming  through  Aberdeen,  then, 
For  the  luve  ye  bear  to  me, 

Buy  me  a  pair  of  shoon,  then.-^- 
Clout  the  auld,  the  new  are  dear, 

Janet,  Janet; 
Ae  pair  may  gain  ye  hdf  a  year, 
My  Jo,  Janet. 

But  what  if  dancing  on  the  green, 

And  skipping  like  a  maukin.* 
If  they  should  see  my  clouted  shoon, 

Of  me  they  will  be  taukin'. — 
Dance  ay  laigh,  and  late  at  e'en, 

Janet,  Janet; 
Syne  a'  their  fauts  will  no  be  seen, 
My  Jo,  Janet. 

Kind  sir,  for  your  courtesie. 

When  ye  gae  to  the  Cross,  then, 
For  the  luve  ye  bear  to  me, 

Buy  me  a  pacing-horse,  then. — 
Pace  upo*  your  spinnin-wheel, 

Janet,  Janet; 
Pace  npo'  your  spinnin-wheel. 
My  Jo,  Janet. 

•  A  hare. 


112 

My  spinnin-wheel  is  auld  and  stiff. 

The  rock  o't  winna  stand,  sir. 
To  keep  the  temper-pin  in  tiflf, 

Employs  right  aft  my  hand,  sir.- 
Mak  the  best  o't  that  ye  can, 
Janet,  Janet; 
But  like  it  never  wale  a  many 
My  Jo,  Janet. 


THE    SHEPHERD  S    COMPLAINT. 

The  words  by  a  Mr.  R.  Scott,  from  the  town  or 
neighbourhood  of  Biggar. 


THE    BIRKS    OF    ABERFELDY. 

I  COMPOSED  these  stanzas  standing  under  the 
falls  of  Aberfeldy,  at,  or  near,  Moness. 

Tune — BiRKs  of  Abergildie. 

Now  simmer  blinks  on  flowery  braes, 
And  o'er  the  chrystal  streamlets  plays; 
Come  let  us  spend  the  lightsome  days 
In  the  birks  of  Aberfeldy. 


113 

Bonny  lassie,  will  ye  go, 
Will  ye  go,  will  ye  go. 

Bonny  lassie,  will  ye  go. 
To  the  birks  of  Aberfeldy'^ 

The  little  birdies  blythly  sing, 
While  o'er  their  heads  the  hazels  hing ; 
Or  lightly  flit  on  wanton  wing, 
In  the  birks  of  Aberfeldy. 
Bonny  lassie,  <^c. 

The  braes  ascend  like  lofty  wa's, 
The  foaming  stream,  deep-roaring,  fa's, 
O'erhung  wi'  fragrant  spreading  shaws, 
The  birks  of  Aberfeldy. 
Bonny  lassie,  ^c. 

The  hoary  cliffs  are  crown'd  wi'  flowers. 
White  o'er  the  linn  the  bumie  pours. 
And  rising,  weets  wi'  misty  showers, 
The  birks  of  Aberfeldy. 
Bonny  lassie,  &jc. 

Let  fortune's  gifts  at  random  flee, 
They  ne'er  shall  draw  a  wish  frae  me. 
Supremely  blest  wi'  love  and  thee, 
In  the  birks  of  Aberfeldy. 
Bonny  lassie,  ^c. 

VOL.  1  I 


114 


THE    HIGHLAND    LASSIE,    O. 

This  zoas  a  composition  of  mine  in  very  early 
life,  before  I  was  known  at  all  in  the  world.  My 
Highland  Lassie  was  a  warm-hearted,  charming 
young  creature  as  ever  blessed  a  man  with  generous 
love.  After  a  pretty  long  tract  of  the  most  ardent 
reciprocal  attachment,  we  met  by  appointment,  on 
the  second  Sunday  of  May,  in  a  sequestered  spot  by 
the  Banks  of  Ayr,  where  we  spent  the  day  in  taking 
a  far  excel,  before  she  should  embark  for  the  West- 
Highlands,  to  arrange  matters  among  her  friends 
for  our  projected  change  of  life.  At  the  close  of 
Autumn  following  she  crossed  the  sea  to  meet  me  at 
Greenock,  where  she  had  scarce  landed  when  she  was 
seized  with  a  malignant  fever,  which  hurried  my 
dear  girl  to  the  grave  in  afezo  days,  before  I  could 
even  hear  of  her  illness.'^ 

*  There  are  events  in  this  transitory  scene  of  existence,  sea- 
sons of  joy  or  of  sorrow,  of  despair  or  of  hope,  which  as  they 
powerfully  affect  us  at  the  time,  serve  as  epochs  to  the  history 
of  our  lives.  They  may  be  termed  the  trials  of  the  heart. — We 
treasure  them  deeply  in  our  memory,  and  as  time  glides  silently 
away,  they  help  us  to  number  our  days.  Of  this  character  was 
the  parting  of  Burns  with  his  Highland  Mary,  that  interesting 

female, 


115 

Nae  gentle  dames,  tho'  ne'er  sae  fair, 
Shall  ever  be  my  Muse's  care  ; 
Their  titles  a'  are  empty  shew ; 
Gie  me  my  Highland  lassie,  O. 

Within  the  glen  sae  bushy,  O, 
Aboon  the  plain  sae  rashy,  O, 
/  set  me  down  wi'  right  good  will. 
To  sing  my  Highla7id  lassie,  O. 

0  were  yon  hills  and  vallies  mine. 
Yon  palace  and  yon  gardens  fine  ! 
The  world  then  the  love  should  know 

1  bear  my  Highland  lassie,  O. 

Within  the  glen,  <^c. 


female,  the  first  object  of  the  youthful  Poet's  love.  This  adieu 
was  performed  with  all  those  simple  and  striking  ceremonials 
which  rustic  sentiment  has  devised  to  prolong  tender  emotions 
and  to  inspire  awe.  The  lovers  stood  on  each  side  of  a  small 
purling  brook ;  they  laved  their  hands  in  its  limpid  stream,  and 
holding  a  bible  between  them,  pronounced  their  vows  to  be 
faithful  to  each  other.    They  parted — never  to  meet  again! 

The  anniversary  of  Mary  Campbell's  death  (for  that  was  her 
name),  awakening  in  the  sensitive  mind  of  Bums  the  most  lively 
emotion,  he  retired  from  his  family,  then  residing  on  the  farm 
of  Ellisland,  and  wandered,  solitary,  on  the  banks  of  the  Nith, 
and  about  the  farm-yard,  in  the  extremest  agitation  of  mind, 

nearly 
I  2 


116 

But  fickle  fortune  frowns  on  me, 
And  I  maun  cross  the  raging  sea  ; 
But  while  my  crimson  currents  flow, 
I'll  looe  my  Highland  lassie,  O. 
Within  the  glen,  S^c. 

Altho'  thro'  foreign  climes  1  range, 
I  know  her  heart  will  nerer  change, 
For  her  bosom  burns  with  honor's  glow. 
My  faithful  Highland  lassie,  O. 
Within  the  glen,  S^c. 

For  her  I'll  dare  the  billow's  roar; 
For  her  I'll  trace  a  distant  shore ; 
That  Indian  wealth  may  lustre  throw 
Around  my  Highland  lassie,  O. 
Within  the  glen,  S^c. 

She  has  my  heart,  she  has  my  hand, 
By  secret  truth  and  honor's  band ! 
'Till  the  mortal  stroke  shall  lay  me  low, 
I'm  thiue,  my  H^hland  lassie,  O. 


nearly  the  whole  of  the  night:  His  agitation  was  so  great,  that 
he  threw  himself  on  the  side  of  a  com  stack,  and  tliere  conceived 
hLs  sublime  and  tender  elegy— his  address  To  ^ary  in  Heaven. 

Ed. 


117 

Farewel,  the  glen  sac  bmhy,  0 ! 
Farewel,  the  plain  sae  raski/,  O ! 
To  other  lands  I  now  must  go, 
To  sing  my  Highland  lassie,  O ! 


GUDE    YILL    COMES,    AND    GUDE    YILL    GOES. 

This  song  sings  to  the  tune  called  The  bottom  of 
the  punch  bowl,  of  which  a  very  good  copy  may  he 
found  in  M'Gibbon's  Collection. 

0  glide  yill  comes,  and  gude  yill  goes, 
Gude  yill  gars  me  sell  my  hose, 

Sell  my  hose,  and  pazvn  my  shoon. 
For  gude  yill  keeps  my  heart  aboon. 

1  had  sax  owsen  in  a  pleugh, 

And  they  drew  teugh  and  weel  eneugh ; 
I  drank  them  a'  ane  by  ane, 
For  gude  yill  keeps  my  heart  aboon. 
Gude  yill,  S^c. 

I  had  forty  shillin  in  a  clout, 
Gude  yill  gart  me  pyke  them  out ; 
That  gear  should  moule  I  thought  a  sin, 
Gude  yill  keeps  my  heart  aboon. 
Gude  yill,  ^c. 


118 

The  meikle  pot  upon  my  back, 
Unto  the  yill-house  I  did  pack ; 
It  melted  a'  wi'  the  heat  o'  the  moon, 
Gude  yill  keeps  my  heart  aboon. 
Gude  yill,  <^c. 

Gude  yill  hauds  me  bare  and  busy, 
Gars  me  jink  wi'  the  servant  hizzie, 
Stand  in  the  kirk  when  I  hae  done, 
Gude  yill  keeps  my  heart  aboon. 
Gude  yill,  ^c. 

I  wish  their  fa'  may  be  a  gallows, 
Winna  gie  gude  yill  to  gude  fellows, 
And  keep  a  soup  'till  the  afternoon, 
Gude  yill  keeps  my  heart  aboon. 

O  gude  yill  comes,  and  gude  yill  goes, 
Gude  yill  gars  me  sell  my  hose. 
Sell  my  hose,  arid  pawn  my  shoon, 
Gude  yill  keeps  my  heart  aboon. 

*  These  are  old  words  altered  by  Burns.  The  original  verses 
were  recovered  by  the  Editor,  and  are  published  among  the 
"  Remains  of  Nithsdale  and  Galloway  Song." 


119 


FIFE,    AND    A     THE    LANDS    ABOUT    IT. 

This  song  is  Dr.  Blacklock's.  He,  as  well  as  I, 
often  gave  Johnson  vei^ses,  trijiing  enough,  perhaps, 
hut  they  served  as  a  vehicle  to  the  music. 


WERE    NA    MY    HEART    LIGHT    I    WAD    DIE. 

Lord  Hailes,  in  the  notes  to  his  collection  of 
ancient  Scots  poems,  says  that  this  song  was  the 
composition  of  a  Lady  Grissel  Baillie,  daughter  of 
the  first  Earl  of  Marchmont,  and  wife  of  George 
Baillie,  of  Jerviswood. 

There  was  anes  a  May,*  and  she  loo'd  na  men. 
She  biggit  her  bonny  bow'r  down  in  yon  glen; 
But  now  she  cries  dool !  and  a  well-a-day  ! 
Come  down  the  green  gate,  and  come  here  away. 
But  now  she  cries,  S^c. 

When  bonny  young  Johny  came  o'er  the  sea, 
He  said  he  saw  naithing  sae  lovely  as  me ; 
He  hecht  me  baith  rings  and  mony  braw  things  ; 
And  were  na  my  heart  light  I  wad  die. 
He  hecht  me,  SjC. 

•  Maid. 


120 


He  had  a  wee  titty  that  loo'd  na  me, 

Because  I  was  twice  as  bonny  as  she ; 

She  rais'd  such  a  pother  'twixt  him  and  his  mother, 

That  were  na  my  heart  light,  I  wad  die. 

She  rais'd,  S^c. 

The  day  it  was  set,  and  the  bridal  to  be. 
The  wife  took  a  dwara,  and  lay  down  to  die ; 
She  main'd  and  she  grain'd  out  of  dolour  and  pain, 
Till  he  vow'd  he  never  wad  see  me  again. 
She  maind,  Sjc. 

His  kin  was  for  ane  of  a  higher  degree. 
Said,  What  had  he  to  do  with  the  like  of  me  ? 
Albeit  I  was  bonny,  I  was  na  for  Johny : 
And  were  na  my  heart  light,  I  wad  die. 
Albeit  I  wad,  &;c. 

They  said,  I  had  neither  cow  nor  cafF, 
Nor  dribbles  of  drink  rins  throw  the  draff. 
Nor  pickles  of  meal  rins  throw  the  mill-ee ; 
And  were  na  my  heart  light,  I  wad  die, 

Nor  pickles  of,  S^c. 

His  titty  she  was  baith  wylie  and  slee. 
She  spy'd  me  as  1  came  o'er  the  lee ; 
And  then  she  ran  in  and  made  a  loud  din, 
Believe  your  ain  een,  an  ye  trow  na  me. 
And  then  she,  S^c. 


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His  bonnet  stood  ay  fou  round  on  his  brow ; 
His  auld  ane  looks  ay  as  well  as  some's  new: 
But  now  he  lets't  wear  ony  gate  it  will  hing, 
And  casts  himself  dowie  upon  the  corn-bing. 

But  now  he,  8^c. 

And  now  he  gaes  '  dandering'*  about  the  dykes, 
And  a'  he  dow  do  is  to  hund  the  tykes : 
The  live-lang  night  he  ne'er  steeks  his  ee, 
And  were  na  my  heart  light,  I  wad  die. 
The  live-lang,  8^c. 

Were  I  young  for  thee,  as  I  hae  been, 
We  shou'd  hae  been  galloping  down  on  yon  green. 
And  linking  it  on  the  lily-white  lee ; 
And  wow  gin  I  were  but  young  for  thee  ! 
j4nd  linking,  &iC. 

*  So  Lord  Uailes;  Ramsay  and  others  read  *  drooping.' 


THE    YOUNG    MAN  S    DREAM. 

I'ms  song  is  the  composition  of  Balloon  Tytler, 


122 


STRATHALLAN  S    LAMENT.* 

This  air  is  the  composition  of  one  of  the  wor- 
thiest and  best-hearted  men  living — Allan  Master- 
ton,  schoolmaster  in  Edinburgh.  As  he  and  I  were 
both  sprouts  ofjacobitism,  we  agreed  to  dedicate  the 
words  and  air  to  that  cause. 

To  tell  the  matter  of  fact,  except  when  my  pas- 
sions were  heated  by  some  accidental  cause,  myjaco- 
bitism  was  merely  by  way  of  vive  la  bagatelle. 


Thickest  night,  o'erhang  my  dwelling 
Howling  tempests  o'er  me  rave  ! 

Turbid  torrents,  wintry  swelling, 
Still  surround  my  lonely  cave ! 

Crystal  streamlets  gently  flowing, 
Busy  haunts  of  base  mankind, 

Western  breezes  softly  blowing, 
Suit  not  my  distracted  mind. 


*  Supposed  to  mean  James,  Viscount  Strathallan,  whose 
father,  Viscount  Willfani,  was  killed  at  the  battle  of  CuUoden. 
He  escaped  to  France. 


123 

111  the  cause  of  right  engaged, 
Wrongs  injurious  to  redress ; 

Honour's  war  we  strongly  waged. 
But  the  heavens  deny'd  success. 

Ruin*s  wheel  has  driven  o'er  us, 
Not  a  hope  that  dare  attend. 

The  wide  world's  all  before  us — 
But  a  world  without  a  friend ! 


UP    IN    THE    MORNING    EARLY. 


The  chorus  of  this  is  old;  the  two  stanzas  are 


mine. 


Up  in  the  morning^ s  no  for  me. 

Up  in  the  morning  early; 
When  a  the  hills  are  cover  d  wi  snaw, 

I'm  sure  it's  winter  fairly. 

Cold  blaws  the  wind  frae  cast  to  west. 

The  drift  is  driving  sairly ; 
Sae  loud  and  shrill's  I  hear  the  blast, 

I'm  sure  it's  winter  fairly. 


124 


The  birds  sit  chittering  in  the  thorn, 
A'  day  they  fare  but  sparely ; 

And  lang's  the  night  frae  e'en  to  morn, 
I'm  sure  it's  winter  fairly. 
Up  in  the  morning,  Sfc. 


THE    TEAES    OF    SCOTLAND. 

Dr.  Blacklock  told  me  that  Smollet,  who  was  at 
bottom  a  great  Jacobite,  composed  these  beautiful 
and  pathetic  verses  on  the  infamous  depredations  of 
the  Duke  of  Cumberland,  after  the  battle  of  Cul- 
loden. 

Mourn,  hapless  Caledonia,  mourn 
Thy  banish'd  peace,  thy  laurels  torn ! 
Thy  sons,  for  valour  long  renovvn'd, 
Lie  slaughter'd  on  their  native  ground. 
Thy  hospitable  roofs  no  more 
Invite  the  stranger  to  the  door ; 
In  smoaky  ruins  sunk  they  lie. 
The  monuments  of  cruelty. 


its 

nie  wretched  owner  sees,  afar, 
His  all  become  the  prey  of  war ; 
Betliinks  him  of  his  babes  and  wife. 
Then  smites  his  breast  and  curses  life. 
Thy  swains  are  famish'd  on  the  rocks, 
Where  once  they  fed  their  wanton  flocks : 
Thy  ravish'd  virgins  shriek  in  vain ; 
Thy  infants  perish  on  the  plain. 

What  boots  it  then,  in  ev'ry  clime. 
Thro'  the  wide-spreading  waste  of  time, 
Thy  martial  glory,  crown'd  with  praise. 
Still  shone  with  undiminish'd  blaze ; 
Thy  tow'ring  spirit  now  is  broke, 
Tliy  neck  is  bended  to  the  yoke  : 
What  foreign  arms  could  never  quell, 
By  civil  rage  and  rancour  fell. 

The  rural  pipe  and  merry  lay. 

No  more  shall  cheer  the  happy  day : 

No  social  scenes  of  gay  delight 

Beguile  the  dreary  winter  night : 

No  strains,  but  those  of  sorrow,  flow. 

And  nought  be  heard  but  sounds  of  woe; 

While  the  pale  phantoms  of  the  slain, 

(iWde  nightly  o'er  the  silent  plain. 


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Oh!  baneful  cause! — oh!  fatal  morn, 
Accurs'd  to  ages  yet  unborn ! 
The  sons  against  their  fathers  stood  ; 
The  parent  shed  his  childrens'  blood ! 
Yet,  when  the  rage  of  battle  ceas'd. 
The  victor's  soul  was  not  appeas'd : 
The  naked  and  forlorn  must  feel 
Devouring  flames,  and  murd'ring  steel. 

The  pious  mother  doom'd  to  death. 
Forsaken,  wanders  o'er  the  heath. 
The  black  wind  Whistles  round  her  head, 
Her  helpless  orphans  cry  for  bread ; 
Bereft  of  shelter,  food,  and  friend, 
She  views  the  shades  of  night  descend ; 
And,  stretch'd  beneath  th'  inclement  skies, 
Weeps  o'er  her  tender  babes,  and  dies. 

Whilst  the  warm  blood  bedews  my  veins, 
And  unimpair'd  remembrance  reigns, 
Resentment  of  my  country's  fate 
Within  my  filial  breast  shall  beat ; 
And,  spite  of  her  insulting  foe, 
My  sympathizing  verse  shall  flow  : 
Mourn,  hapless  Caledonia,  mourn 
Thy  banish'd  peace,  thy  laurels  torn ! 


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BRAW,    BRAW    LADS    OF    GALLA-WATER. 


/  HAVE  heard  a  concluding  verse  sung  to  these 


zeords — it  is, 


An'  ay  she  came  at  e'enin  fa', 

Amaiig  the  yellow  broom,  sae  eerie. 

To  seek  the  snood  o'  silk  she  tint ; — 
She  fan  na  it,  but  gat  her  dearie. 


Braw,  braw  lads  of  Galla-water ; 

O,  braw  lads  of  Galla-water  ! 
I'll  kilt  my  coat  aboon  my  knee, 

And  follow  my  love  thro'  the  water. 

Sae  fair  her  hair,  sae  brent  her  brow, 
Sae  bonny  blue  her  een,  my  dearie; 

Sae  white  her  teeth,  sae  sweet  her  mou', 
The  mair  I  kiss,  she's  ay  my  dearie. 

O'er  yon  bank,  and  o'er  yon  brae, 
O'er  yon  moss  amang  the  heather ; 

I'll  kilt  my  coat  aboon  my  knee. 

And  follow  my  true  love  thro'  the  water. 


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Down  amang  the  broom,  the  broom, 
Down  amang  the  broom,  my  dearie; 

The  lassie  lost  a  silken  snood, 

That  cost  her  mony  a  blirt  and  blearie. 


WHAT    WILL    I    DO    GIN    MY    HOGGIE^    DIE. 

Dr.  Walker,  who  was  Minister  at  Moffat  in 
1772,  and  is  now  (1791)  Professor  of  Natural 
History,  in  the  University  of  Edinburgh,  told  Mr, 
Riddel  the  following  anecdote  concerning  this  air. 
— He  said  that  some  gentlemeti,  riding  a  few  years 
ago  through  Liddesdale,  stopped  at  a  hamlet  con- 
sisting of  a  few  houses,  called  Mosspaul;  when  they 
were  struck  with  this  tune,  which  an  old  woman, 
spinning  on  a  rock,  at  her  door,  was  singing. — All 
she  could  tell  concerning  it  was,  that  she  was  taught 
it  when  a  child,  and  it  was  called.  What  will  I  do 
gin  my  Hoggie  die.  No  person,  except  a  few  fe- 
males at  Mosspaul,  knezv  this  fine  old  tune;  which 
in  all  probability,  would  have  been  lost,  had  not  one 

*  Hoggie,  a  young  sheep,  before  it  has  lost  its  first  fleece, 
termed  a  Harvest  Hog,  from  heing  smeared  at  the  end  of  har- 
vest, when  it  ceases  to  be  called  a  lamb. — Jamieson. 


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of  the  gentlemen,  who  happened  to  have  ajlute  with 
him,  taken  it  down. 

What  will  I  do  gin  my  hoggie  die  ? 

My  joy,  my  pride,  my  hoggie ; 
My  only  beast,  I  had  nae  mae. 

And  wow !  but  I  was  vogie. 

The  lee-lang  night  we  watch'd  the  fauld, 

Me  and  my  faithfu'  doggie; 
We  heard  nought  but  the  roaring  linn, 

Amang  the  braes  sae  scroggie. 

But  the  houlet  cry'd  frae  the  castle  wa'. 

The  blitter  frae  the  boggie. 
The  tod  reply 'd  upon  the  hill; 

I  trembled  for  my  hoggie. 

When  day  did  daw,  and  cocks  did  craw, 

The  morning  it  was  foggie ; 
An  unco'  tyke  lap  o'er  the  dyke, 

And  maist  has  killed  my  hoggie.* 

*  These  i^rords  are  certainly  by  Burns,  though  tlic  Editor  has 
beard  them  attributed  to  another  writer,  whose  name  he  has 
forgotten.  It  is  a  silly  subject  treated  subUmely.  It  has  much 
of  the  fervour  of  the  "  Vision."  , ' 

VOL.  1.  K 


ISO 


I    DREAM  D    I    LAY    WHERE    FLOWERS    WERE 
SPRINGING. 

These  two  stanzas  I  composed  when  I  was  seven- 
teen, and  are  among  the  oldest  of  my  printed 
pieces. 

I  dream'd  I  lay  where  flowers  were  springing. 

Gaily  in  the  sunny  beam ; 
List'ning  to  the  wild  birds  singing. 

By  a  falling,  ohrystal  stream  : 
Straight  the  sky  grew  black  and  daring  ; 

Thro'  the  woods  the  whirlwinds  rave ; 
Trees  with  aged  arms  were  warring^ 

O'er  the  swelling,  drumlie  wave. 
Such  was  my  life's  deceitful  morning. 

Such  the  pleasures  I  enjoy'd ; 
But  lang  or  noon,  loud  tempests  storming, 

A'  my  flow'ry  bliss  destroy'd. 
Tho'  fickle  fortune  has  deceiv'd  me. 

She  promis'd  fair,  and  perform'd  but  ill ; 
Of  mony  a  joy  and  hope  bereav'd  me, 

I  bear  a  heart  shall  support  me  still. 


ISl 


ah!  the  poor  shepherds  mournful  fate. 

Tnne — Gallashiels. 

The  old  title,  Sour  Plums  o'  Gallashiels,  proba- 
bly was  the  beginning  of  a  song  to  this  air,  which 
is  now  lost. 

The  tune  of  Gallashiels  was  composed  about  the 
beginning  of  the  present  century  by  the  Laird  of 
GallashieFs  piper.* 


THE    BANKS    OF    THE    DEVON. 
Tune— R HAN JiERACp    DHON   NA   CHBI. 

These  verses  were  composed  on  a  charming  girl, 
a  Miss  Charlotte  Hamilton,  who  is  now  married  to 
James  M'Ki trick  Adair,  Esq.  physician.  She  is 
sister  to  my  worthy  friend,  Gavin  Hamilton,  of 
Mauchline;  and  wa^  born  on  the  banks  of  Ayr, 
but  was,  at  the  time  I  wrote  these  lines,  residing  at 
Herveyston,  in  Clackmannanshire,  on  the  romantic 

*  The  Piper  of  Gallashiels  was  the  subject  of  an  unpublished 
mock-heroic  Poem,  by  Hamiltm  of  Bangour.— 'Ed. 

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hanks  of  the  little  river  Devon. — I  first  heard  the 
air  from  a  lady  in  Inverness,  and  got  the  notes 
taken  down  for  this  work. 

How  pleasant  the  banks  of  the  clear  winding  Devon, 

W  ith  green  spreading  bushes  and  flow'rs  blooming 
fair ! 
But  the  bonniest  flow'r  on  the  banks  of  the  Devon, 

Was  once  a  sweet  bud  on  the  braes  of  the  Ayr : 
Mild  be  the  sun  on  this  sweet-blushing  flow'r, 

In  the  gay  rosy  mom  as  it  bathes  in  the  dew  ; 
And  gentle  the  fall  of  the  soft  vernal  show'r, 

That  steals  on  the  evening  each  leaf  to  renew ! 

O  spare  the  dear  blossom,  ye  orient  breezes, 

With  chill,  hoary  wing  as  ye  usher  the  dawn  ! 
And  far  be  thou  distant,  thou  reptile  that  seizest. 

The  verdure  and  pride  of  the  garden  or  lawn ! 
Let  Bourbon  exult  in  his  gay  gilded  lilies. 

And  England  triumphant  display  her  proud  rose : 
A  fairer  than  either  adorns  the  green  vallies, 

Where  Devon,  sweet  Devon,  meandering  flows 


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MILL,    MILL    O.- 


The  original,  or  at  least  a  song  evidently  prior 
to  Ramsai/'s,  is  still  extant. — It  nms  thus: 

The  mill,  mill  0,  and  the  kill,  kill  0, 

And  the  coggin  a'  Peggy's  wheel  0, 

The  sack  and  the  sieve,  and  a'  she  did  leave, 

% 
And  danc'd  the  miller's  reel  0. 

As  I  cam  down  yon  waterside. 

And  by  yon  shellin-hill  O, 
There  I  spied  a  bonie  bonie  lass. 

And  a  lass  that  I  lov'd  rio-ht  wee!  O. — * 


Beneath  a  green  shade  I  fane}  a  fair  maid 
Was  sleeping  sound  and  still  O, 

A'  lowing  wi'  love,  my  fancy  did  rove, 
Around  her  with  good  will-O  : 


•  The  remaining  two  stanzas,  though  pretty  enough,  partake 
rather  too  much  of  the  rude  simplicity  of  the  "  Olden  time"  to 
be  admitted  here. — Ed. 


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Her  bosom  1  press'd,  but,  sunk  in  her  rest, 

She  stir'd  na  my  joy  to  spill-O ; 
While  kindly  she  slept,  close  to  her  I  crept, 

And  kiss'd,  and  kiss'd  her  my  fill-O. 

Oblig'd  by  command  in  Flanders  to  land, 

T'  employ  my  courage  and  skill-O, 
Frae  'er  quietly  I  staw,  hoist'd  sails  and  awa. 

For  wind  blew  fair  on  the  hill-O. 
Twa  years  brought  me  hanie,  where  loud-frasing  fame 

Tald  me  with  a  voice  right  shrill-O, 
My  lass,  like  a  fool,  had  mounted  the  stool,* 

Nor  ken'd  wha'd  done  her  the  ill-0» 

Mair  fond  of  her  charms,  with  my  son  in  her  arms, 

A  ferlying  speer'd  how  she  fell-O  j 
Wi'  the  tear  in  her  eye,  quoth  she,  let  me  die, 

Sweet  sir,  gin  I  can  tell-O. 
Love  gae  the  command,  I  took  her  by  the  hand, 

And  bad  her  a'  fears  expel-O, 
And  nafe  mair  look  wan,  for  I  was  the  man 

Wha  had  done  her  the  deed  mysell-0. 

My  bonny  sweet  lass,  on  the  gowany  grass. 
Beneath  the  shiUiiig-hill-O  ;t 

*  Of  repentance. 

t  Wliere  they  winnow  the  chaff  from  the  coin. 


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If  I  did  offence,  I'se  make  ye  amends, 

Before  I  leave  Peggy's  mill-O. 
O !  the  miU,  mill-O,  and  the  kill,  kill-O, 

And  the  cogging  of  the  wheel-O, 
The  sack  and  the  sieve,  a'  thae  ye  man  leave, 

And  round  with  a  soger  reel-O. 


WALY,    WALY. 


In  the  west  country  I  have  heard  a  different 
edition  of  the  second  stanza. — Instead  of  the  four 
lines,  beginning  with,  "When  cockle-shells,"  See. 
the  other  way  ran  thus: — 

O  wherefore  need  I  busk  my  head. 
Or  wherefore  need  I  kame  my  hair. 

Sin  my  fause  luve  has  me  forsook. 

And  says  he'll  never  luve  me  mair. — * 


O  waly  waly  up  the  bank. 

And  waly  waly  down  the  brae. 
And  waly  waly  by  yon  bum-side, 

Where  I  and  my  love  were  wont  to  gae. 

•  So  it  is  ill  tiie  Tea  Table  Miscellany,  from  which  the  present 
copy  is  printed.— Ed. 


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I  leant  my  back  unto  an  aik, 
I  thought  it  was  a  trustie  trie ; 

But  first  it  bow'd,  and  syne  it  brake, 
And  sae  my  true  love  did  lyghtlie  me* 

O  waly  waly  gin  love  be  bonny 

A  little  time  while  it  is  new ; 
But  when  its  auld  it  waxeth  cauld, 

And  fades  awa'  like  morning-dew. 
O  wherfore  shu'd  I  busk  my  head  ? 

Or  wherfore  shu'd  I  kame  my  hair  ? 
For  my  true  love  has  me  forsook, 

And  says  he'll  never  loe  me  mair. 

Now  Arthur-seat  sail  be  my  bed. 

The  sheits  shall  neir  be  iyl'd  by  me : 
Saint  Anton's  well  sail  be  my  drink. 

Since  my  true  love  has  forsaken  me. 
Marti'mas  wind,  whan  wilt  thou  blaw. 

And  shake  the  green  leaves  afF  the  trie  ? 
O  gentle  death,  whan  wilt  thou  cum  ? 

For  of  my  life  I  am  wearie. 

'Tis  not  the  frost  that  freezes  fell. 
Nor  blawing  snaw's  inclemencie ; 

'Tis  not  sic  cauld  that  makes  me  cry. 
But  my  love's  heart  grown  cauld  to  roe. 


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Whan  we  came  in  by  Glasgowe  town. 
We  were  a  comely  sight  to  see ; 

My  love  was  clad  i'  th'  black  velvet. 
And  I  mysell  in  cramasie. 

But  had  I  wist  before  I  kisst, 

That  love  had  been  sae  ill  to  win, 
I  had  lockt  my  heart  in  a  case  of  gowd, 

And  pinn'd  it  wi'  a  siller  pin. 
Oh,  oh !  if  my  young  babe  were  borne. 

And  set  upon  the  nurse's  knee. 
And  I  mysell  were  dead  and  gone, 

For  a  maid  again  He  never  be  !* 


DUNCAN    GRAY. 


Dr.  Blacklock  informed  me  that  he  had  often 
heard  the  tradition  that  this  air  was  composed  hy  a 
carman  in  Glasgow. 

Duncan  Gray  cam  here  to  woo, 

Ha,  ha,  the  wooing  ot, 
On  blythe  yule  night  when  we  were  fou, 

Ha,  ha,  the  wooing  oV. 

*  Tbis  song  is  quoted  in  a  musical  medley  publistied  in  1600. 


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Maggie  coost  her  head  fu'  high, 
Look'd  asklent  and  unco  skeigh ; 
Gart  poor  Duncan  stand  abeigh  ; 
Ha,  ha,  the  wooing  o't. 

Duncan  fleech'd  and  Duncan  pray'd ; 

Ha,  ha,  8fc. 
Meg  was  deaf  as  Ailsa  Craig* 

Ha,  ha,  ^c. 
Duncan  sigh'd  baith  out  and  in, 
Grat  his  e'en  baith  bleert  and  blin, 
Spak  o'  lowpin  o'er  a  linn  ; 

Ha^  ha^  S^c. 

Time  and  chance  are  but  a  tide, 

Ha,  ha,  ^c. 
Slighted  love  is  sair  to  bide, 

Ha,  ha,  S^c. 
Shall  I,  like  a  fool,  quo'  he, 
For  a  haughty  hizzie  die  ; 
She  may  gae  to — France  for  me ! 

Ha,  ha,  S^c. 

How  it  comes  let  doctors  tell. 
Ha,  ha,  S^c. 

*  A  well-known  rock  in  the  frith  of  Clyde. 


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Meg  grew  sick — as  he  grew  heal, 

Ha,  ha,  ^c. 
Something  in  her  bosom  wrings, 
For  relief  a  sigh  she  brings ; 
And  O,  her  e'en,  they  spak  sic  things ! 

Ha,  ha,  ^c. 

Duncan  was  a  lad  o'  grace, 

Ha,  ha,  ^c. 
Maggie's  was  a  piteous  caie, 

Ha,  ha,  ^c. 
Duncan  could  na  be  her  death. 
Swelling  pity  smoor'd  his  wrath ; 
Now  they're  crouse  and  canfy  baith, 

Ha,  hof  the  wooing  o't. 


DUMBARTON    DRUMS. 

This  is  the  last  of  the  West  Highland  dirs;  and 
from  it,  over  the  ti)hole  tfact  of  country  to  the  con- 
fines of  Twied-side,  there  ii  hatdly  a  tune  or  song 
that  one  can  say  has  taken  its  origin  frofti  any  place 
or  transaction  in  that  part  of  Scotland. — The  oldest 
Ayrshire  reel,  is  Stewarton  Lasses,  which  was  made 


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by  the  father  of  the  present  Sir  Walter  Montgomeri/ 
Cunningham,  alias  Lord  Lyle;  since  which  period 
there  has  indeed  been  local  music  in  that  country/ 
in  great  plenty. — Johnie  Faa  is  the  only  old  song 
which  I  could  ever  trace  as  belonging  to  the  exten- 
sive county  of  Ayr. 


TODLEN    HAME. 


This  is,  perhaps,  the  first  bottle  song  that  ever 
was  composed. 

When  I've  a  saxpence  under  my  thumb, 

Then  I'll  get  credit  in  ilka  town: 

But  ay  when  I'm  poor  they  bid  me  gae  by ; 

O  !  poverty  parts  good  company. 
Todlen  hame,  todlen  hame, 
Coiidna  my  hove  come  todlen  hame'i 

Fair-fa'  the  goodwife,  and  send  her  good  sale, 
She  gi'es  us  white  bannocks  to  drink  her  ale, 
Syne  if  her  tippony  chance  to  be  sma', 
We'll  tak  a  good  scour  o't,  and  ca't  awa'. 
Todlen  hame,  todlen  hame. 
As  round  as  a  neep*  come  todlen  hame. 
*  A  neep — a  turnip. 


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My  kimmer  and  I  lay  down  to  sleep, 

And  tvva  pintstoups  at  our  bed-feet ; 

And  ay  when  we  waken'd,  we  drank  them  dry : 

What  thmk  ye  of  my  wee  kimmer  and  I  ? 
Todlen  but,  and  todlen  ben,* 
Sae  round  as  my  hove  comes  todlen  hame. 

Leez  me  on  liquor,  my  todlen  dow, 

Ye're  ay  sae  good  humour'd  when  weeting  your  mou ; 

When  sober  sae  sour,  ye'U  fight  wi'  a  flee. 

That  'tis  a  blyth  sight  to  the  bairns  and  me, 
When  todlen  hame,  todlen  hame, 
When  round  as  a  neep  ye  come  todlen  hame. 


CAULD    KAIL    IN    ABERDEEN. 

This  song  is  by  the  Duke  of  Gordon. — The  old 
verses  are, 

There's  cauld  kail  in  Aberdeen, 

And  castocks  in  Strabogie  ; 
When  ilka  lad  maun  hae  his  lass. 

Then  fye,  gie  me  my  cogie. 

*  But  and  ben,  is  the  outer  and  inner  room.  In  low  farm- 
bouses  of  two  rooms,  tLe  enter  room  is  called  the  but,  and  the 
inner  one  the  hen. 


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My  cogie,  Sirs,  my  cogie,  Sirs, 

I  cannot  want  my  cogie : 
J  w(i4no,  gie  my  three-girr'd  stoup 

For  a'  the  queues  on  Bogie. 

There's  Johnie  Smith  has  got  a  wife 
That  scrimps  him  o'  his  cogie. 

If  she  were  mine,  upon  my  hfe 
I'd  douk  her  in  a  bogie. 

My  cogie,  Sirs,  dec. 


There's  cauld  kail  in  Aberdeen, 
And  castocks  in  Stra'bogie ; 
Gin  I  but  hae  a  bonny  lass, 
Ye're  welcon^e  to  your  cogie : 
And  ye  may  sit  up  a'  the  night, 
And  drink  till  it  be  braid  day-light ; 
Gie  me  a  lass  baith  clean  and  tight. 
To  dance  the  Reel  of  Bogie. 
In  cotillons  the  French  excel ; 
John  Bull  loves  countra-dances ; 
The  Spaniards  dance  fandangos  well ; 
Myoheer  an  aliemande  prances : 


us 

In  foursome  reels  the  Scotch  delight, 
The  threesome  maist  dance  wond'rous  light ; 
But  twosome's  ding  a'  out  o'  sight, 
Danc'd  to  the  Reel  of  Bogie. 

Come,  lads,  and  view  your  partners  well, 
Wale  each  a  blytlisome  rogie ; 
I'll  tak  this  lassie  to  mysel. 
She  seems  sae  keen  and  vogie  ! 
Now  piper  lad  bang  up  the  spring ; 
The  countra  fashion  is  the  thing, 
To  prie  their  mou's  e'er  we  begin 
To  dance  tlie  Reel  of  Bogie. 

Now  ilka  lad  has  got  a  lass. 
Save  yon  auld  doited  fogie ; 
And  ta'en  a  fling  upo'  the  grass, 
As  they  do  in  iStra'bogie : 
But  a'  the  lasses  look  sae  fain, 
We  canna  think  oursel's  to  hain. 
For  they  maun  hae  their  come  again 
To  dance  the  Reel  of  Bogie. 

Now  a'  the  lads  hae  done  their  best, 
like  true  men  of  Stra'bogie ; 
We'll  stop  awhile  and  tak  a  rest, 
And  tipple  out  a  cogie  : 


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Come  now,  my  lads,  and  tak  your  glass. 
And  try  ilk  other  to  surpass, 
In  wishing  health  to  every  lass 
To  dance  the  Reel  of  Bogie. 


FOR    LAKE    OF    GOLD. 

The  country/  girls  in  Ayrshire,  instead  of  the 

line 

She  me  forsook  for  a  great  duke, 
say, 

For  Athole's  duke  she  me  forsook ; 

which  I  take  to  be  the  original  reading. 

These  words  were  composed  by  the  late  Dr.  Austin, 
physician  at  Edinburgh. — He  had  courted  a  lady^ 
to  whom  he  was  shortly  to  have  been  married:  but 
the  Duke  of  At  hole  having  seen  her,  became  so  much 
in  love  with  her,  that  he  made  proposals  of  mar- 
riage, which  were  accepted  of,  and  she  jilted  the 
Doctor. 

•  Jean,  daughter  of  John  Drummond,  of  Megginch,  Esq. 


145 


WE    RAN    AND   THEY    RAN.* 

The  author  of  We  ran  and  they  ran,  and  they 
ran  and  we  ran,  <Sfc.  was  the  late  Rev.  Murdoch 
M'Lennan,  minister  at  Crathie,  Dee-side. 

There's  some  say  that  we  wan, 

Some  say  that  they  wan, 
Some  say  that  nane  wan  at  a'  man ; 

But  one  thing  I'm  sure, 

That  at  Sheriff  Muirf 
A  battle  there  was,  which  I  saw  roan : 

And  we  ran  and  they  ran,  and  they  ran,  and 
we  ran,  and  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  awa\  man. 


•  This  copy  is  given  from  Ritson's  Coll.  with  his  Historical 
Notices. — Ed. 

t  The  battle  of  Dumblain  or  SherifF-muir  was  fought  the  13th 
of  November  1713,  between  the  earl  of  Mar,  for  the  Chevalier, 
and  the  duke  of  Argyle  for  the  government.  Both  sides  claimed 
the  victory,  the  left  wing  of  either  army  being  routed.  The 
capture  of  Preston,  it  is  very  remarkable,  happened  on  the  same 
day. 

VOL.  I.  L 


146 

Brave  Argyle*  and  Belhaven,-!- 

Not  like  frighted  Leven,J 
Which  Rothes§  and  Haddington||  sa'  man ; 

For  they  all  with  Wightman** 

Advanced  on  the  right,  man, 
While  others  look  flight,  being  ra',  man. 
And  zve  ran,  and  they  ran,  S^c. 

Lord  Roxburgh-f~|-  was  there, 

In  order  to  share 
With  DouglaSjJJ  who  stood  not  in  awe,  man, 

Volunteerly  to  ramble 

With  lord  Loudon  Campbell,^§ 
Brave  Ilay||||  did  suffer  for  a'  man. 
A7id  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  &;c. 

*  John  (Campbell)  2d  duke  of  Argyle,  commander  in  chief  of 
the  government  forces;  a  nobleman  of  great  talents  and  inte- 
grity, much  respected  by  all  parties :  died  1743. 

t  John  (Hamilton)  lord  BeJhaven;  served  as  a  volunteer;  and 
Lad  the  command  of  a  troop  of  horse  raised  by  the  county  of 
Haddington:  perished  at  sea,  1721. 

t  David  (Lesly)  earl  of  Leven  ;  for  the  government. 

i  John  (Lesly)  earl  of  Rothes;  for  the  government. 

II  Thomas  (Hamilton)  earl  of  Haddington;  for  the  government. 

**  Major  general  Joseph  Wightman. 

tt  John  (Rer)  first  duke  of  Roxburgh  ;  for  the  government. 

^}  Arcliibald  (Douglas)  duke  of  Douglas. 

^>)  Hugh  (Campbell)  earl  of  Loudon. 

|;j|  Arcliibald  earl  of  Hay,  brother  to  the  duke  of  Argyle.     He 
v.as  (!an;,'rrously  wounded. 


147 

Sir  John  Schaw,*  that  great  knight, 

Wi'  broad-sword  most  bright, 
On  horseback  he  briskly  did  charge,  man ; 

An  hero  that's  bold, 

None  could  him  with-hold, 
He  stoutly  encounter'd  the  targemen. 
And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  8^c. 

For  the  cowardly  Whittam,"f- 

For  fear  they  should  cut  him. 
Seeing  glittering  broad-swords  wi'  a  pa',  man. 

And  that  in  such  thrang, 

Made  Baird  edicang,J 
And  from  the  brave  clans  ran  awa',  man. 
And  zee  ran,  and  they  ran,  ^c. 

Brave  Mar§  and  Panmure|| 
Were  firm  I  am  sure. 
The  latter  was  kidnapt  awa',  man, 
With  brisk  men  about, 


*  An  officer  in  the  troop  of  gentlemen  volunteers. 

t  Major-general  Thomas  Whitham. 

X  i.  e.  Aid  du  camp. 

§  John  (Erskine)  earl  of  Mar,  commander  in  chief  of  the  Che- 
valier's army;  a  nobleman  of  great  spirit,  honour,  and  abilities. 
He  died  at  Aix-la-Chapelle  in  1732. 

II  James  (Maule)  earl  of  Panmure;  died  at  Paris,  1723. 

L  2 


148 

Brave  Harry*  retook 
His  brother,  and  laught  at  them  a',  man. 
^nd  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  ^c. 

Grave  Marshallf  and  Lithgow,| 

And  Glengary's§  pith  too, 
Assisted  by  brave  Loggie-man,j| 

And  Gordons  the  bright 

So  boldly  did  fight, 
The  redcoats  took  flight  and  awa'  man. 
And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  S^c. 

*  Honorable  Harry  Manle,  brother  to  the  earl.  The  circum- 
stance here  alluded  to  is  thus  related  in  the  earl  of  Mar's  printed 
account  of  the  engagement :  "  The  prisoners  taken  by  us  were 
veiy  civilly  used,  and  none  of  them  stript.  Some  were  allow'd 
to  return  to  Sterling  upon  their  parole,  &c. . .  The  few  prison- 
ers taken  by  the  enemy  on  our  Left  were  most  of  them  stript 
and  wounded  after  taken.  The  earl  of  Panmure  being  first  of 
the  prisoners  wounded  after  taken.  They  having  refused  his 
parole,  he  was  left  in  a  village,  and  by  the  hasty  retreat  of  the 
enemy,  upon  the  approach  of  our  army,  was  rescu'd  by  his  bro- 
ther and  his  servants." 

t  George  (Keith)  earl  Marischall,  then  a  youth  at  college.  He 
died  at  his  government  of  Neufchatel  in  1771.  His  brother,  the 
celebrated  marshall  Keith,  was  with  him  in  this  battle. 

t  James  (Livingston)  earl  of  Calendar  and  Linlithgow :  at- 
tainted. 

$  Alexander  M'Donald  of  Glengary,  laird  of  a  clan;  a  brave 
and  spirited  chief:  attainted. 

II  Thomas  Drummond  of  Logie-Almond ;  commanded  the  two 
battalions  of  Drummonds.    He  was  wounded. 


149 

Strathmore*  and  Clanronaldf 

Cry'd  still,  advance,  Donald! 
Till  both  these  heroes  did  fa',  man ;;{: 

For  there  was  such  hashing. 

And  broad  swords  a  clashing, 
Brave  Forfar§  himself  got  a  cla',  man. 
And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  8^c. 

•  John  (Lyon)  earl  of  Strathmore ;  "  a  man  of  good  parts,  of 
a  most  amiable  disposition  and  character." 

t  Ranald  M'Donald,  captain  of  Clan  Ranald.  N.B.  The 
captain  of  a  clan  was  one  who,  being  next  or  near  in  blood  to 
the  chief,  headed  them  in  his  infancy  or  absence. 

$  *'  We  have  lost  to  our  regret,  the  earl  of  Strathmore  and  the 
captain  of  Clan  Ranald."  Earl  of  Mar's  Letter  to  the  governor 
of  Perth.  Again,  printed  account :  "  We  cann't  find  above  60 
of  our  men  in  all  kill'd,  among  whom  were  the  earl  of  Sti'athmore 
[and]  tlie  captain  of  Clan  Ranald,  both  much  lamented."  The 
latter,  "  for  his  good  parts  and  gentle  accomplishments,  was 
look'd  upon  as  the  most  gallant  and  generous  young  gentleman 
among  the  clans. . .  He  was  lamented  by  both  parties  that  knew 
him." 

His  servant,  who  lay  on  the  field  watching  his  dead  body,  being 
asked  next  day  who  that  was,  answered,  He  was  a  man  yester- 
day.— Boswell's  Journey  to  the  Hebrides^  p.  359. 

§  Archibald  (Douglas)  earl  of  Forfar,  who  commanded  a  regi- 
ment in  the  duke's  army.  He  is  said  to  have  been  shot  in  the 
knee,  and  to  have  had  10  or  12  cuts  in  his  head  from  the  broad- 
swords.   He  died  a  few  days  after  of  his  wounds. 


150 

Lord  Perth*  stood  the  storm, 

Seaforth-f-  but  lukewarm, 
KilsythJ  and  Strathallan§  not  sla',  man ; 

And  Hamilton||  pled 

The  men  were  not  bred, 
For  he  had  no  fancy  to  fa'  man. 

And  me  ran,  and  they  ran,  i^e. 

Brave  generous  Southesk,** 
Tilebairn*)~|-  was  brisk, 
Whose  father  indeed  would  not  dra',  man, 


*  James  marquis  of  Dnimraond,  son  of  James  (Drummond) 
duke  of  Perth,  was  lieutenant  general  of  horse,  and  "  behaved 
with  great  gallantry."  He  was  attainted,  but  escaped  to  France, 
where  he  soon  after  died. 

t  William  (Mackenzie)  earl  of  Seaforth.  He  was  attainted, 
and  died  in  1740. 

i  William  (Livingston)  viscount  Kilsyth  :  attainted. 

§  William  (Drummond)  viscount  Strathallan ;  wliose  sense  of 
loyalty  could  scarcely  equal  the  spirit  and  activity  he  manifested 
in  the  cause.  He  was  taken  prisoner  in  this  battle,  which  he 
survived  to  perish  in  the  still  more  fatal  one  of  Culloden-muir. 

II  Lieutenant;general  George  Hamilton,  commanding  under 
the  earl  of  Mar. 

**  James  (Carnegie)  earl  of  Southesk ;  was  attainted,  and, 
escaping  to  France,  died  there  in  1729. 

+t  William  (Murray)  marquis  of  Tullibardin,  eldest  son  to  the 
duke  of  Athol.  Having  been  attainted,  he  was  taken  at  sea  in 
1746,  and  died  soon  after,  of  a  flux,  in  the  Tower. 


151 

Into  the  same  yoke, 
Which  serv'd  for  a  cloak, 
To  keep  the  estate  'twixt  them  twa,  man. 

And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  S^c. 

Lord  Rollo*  not  fear'd, 

Kintore-f-  and  his  beard, 
PitsHgoJ  and  Ogilvie§  a',  man. 

And  brothers  Balfours,|| 

They  stood  the  first  show'rs, 
Clackmannan  and  Burleigh**  did  cla',  man. 

And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  &)C. 


•  Robert  (Rollo)  lord  Rollo ;  "  a  man  of  singular  merit  and 
great  integrity  ;"  died  in  1758. 
t  William  (Keith)  earl  of  Kintore. 

X  Alexander  (Forbes)  lord  Pitsligo;  a  man  of  good  parts, 
great  honour  and  spirit,  and  universally  beloved  and  esteemed." 
He  was  engaged  again  in  the  affair  of  1745,  for  which  he  was  at- 
tainted, and  died  at  an  advanced  age  in  1762. 

§  James  lord  Ogilvie,  eldest  son  of  David  (Ogilvie)  earl  of 
Airly.  He  was  attainted,  but  afterwards  pardoned.  His  father, 
not  dra'ing  into  the  same  yoke,  saved  the  estate. 

il  Some  relations  it  is  supposed  of  the  lord  Burleigh. 

•*  Robert  (Balfour)  lord  Burleigli.  Ue  was  attainted,  and 
died  in  1757, 


152 

But  Cleppan*  acted  pretty, 

And  Strowan  the  witty,-)* 
A  poet  that  pleases  us  a',  man ; 

For  mine  is  but  rhime, 

In  respect  of  what's  fine. 
Or  what  he  is  able  to  dra',  man. 
And  we  rarij  and  they  ran,  Sfc. 

For  HuntlyJ  and  Sinclair,§ 

They  both  play'd  the  tinclair, 
With  consciences  black  like  a  era*,  man. 

Some  Angus  and  Fifemen 

They  ran  for  their  life,  man, 
And  ne'er  a  Lot's  wife  there  at  a*,  man. 
And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  8;c. 

*  Major  William  Ciephane,  adjutant-general  to  the  marqnis 
of  Drummond. 

t  Alexander  Robertson  of  Struan ;  who,  having  experienced 
every  vicissitude  of  life,  with  a  stoical  firmness,  died  in  peace 
1749.  He  was  an  excellent  poet,  and  has  left  elegies  worthy  of 
TibuUus. 

t  Alexander  (Gordon)  marquis  of  Huntley,  eldest  son  to  the 
duke  of  Gordon,  who,  according  to  the  usual  policy  of  his  coun- 
try, (of  which  we  here  meet  with  several  other  instances),  re- 
mained neutral. 

§  John  Sinclair,  esq.  commonly  called  master  of  Sinclair,  eldest 
son  of  Henry  lord  Sinclair ;  was  attainted,  but  afterward  par- 
doned, and  died  in  1730.  The  estate  was  preserved  of 
course. 


153 

Then  Laurie  the  traytor, 

Who  betray'd  his  master, 
His  king  and  his  countrie  and  a',  man, 

Pretending  Mar  might 

Give  order  to  fight, 
To  the  right  of  the  army  awa',  man.* 

And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  S^c. 

•  "  There  was  at  this  time  a  report  prevail'd  that  one  Drum- 
mond  went  to  Perth  under  the  notion  of  a  deserter  from  the  duke 
Argyle,  but  in  reality  acted  the  part  of  a  spy,  and  gave  his 
grace  intelligence  of  all  the  motions  of  the  enemy.  This  man 
was  employed  the  day  of  the  action,  as  aid  de  camp  to  the  lord 
Drummond,  and  in  that  quality  attended  the  earl  of  Mar  to  re- 
ceive his  orders ;  the  earl,  when  he  found  his  right  was  like  to 
break  the  duke's  left,  sent  this  Drummond  with  orders  to  gene- 
ral Hammilton,  who  commanded  on  the  rebels'  left,  to  attack 
the  enemy  briskly,  for  that  he  was  like  to  get  the  better  on  the 
right.  But  Drummond,  as  they  pretend,  gave  contrary  orders, 
and  intelligence  to  general  Hammilton,  acquainting  him  that  the 
earl's  right  was  broke,  and  desiring  the  general  to  retire  with  all 
the  expedition  possible,  and  in  the  best  order  he  could.  Upon 
which  general  Hammilton  gave  orders  to  slacken  the  attack, 
which  was  obey'd.  Then  the  duke's  right  approaching,  the  most 
of  them  gave  way  without  striking  a  stroke,  and  those  who 
stood  were  mostly  gentlemen  and  officers,  who  were  severely 
gall'd  by  tlie  duke ;  and  they  pretend  that  Drummond,  after 
performing  this  treacherous  part,  went  over  to  the  duke." 

Campbell's  Life  of  John  Duke  of  Argyle,  p.  204. 


154 

Then  Laurie,  for  fear 

Of  what  he  might  hear, 
Took  Drummond's  best  horse  and  awa',  man, 

Instead  o'  going  to  Perth, 

He  crossed  the  Firth, 
Alongst  StirUng-bridge  and  awa',  man. 
And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  &^c. 

To  London  he  press'd, 

And  there  he  address'd. 
That  he  behav'd  best  o'  them  a',  man ; 

And  there  without  strife 

Got  settled  for  hfe, 
An  hundred  a  year  to  his  fa',  man. 
And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  S^c. 

In  Burrowstounness 

He  resides  wi'  disgrace. 
Till  his  neck  stand  in  need  of  a  dra',  man. 

And  then  in  a  tether 

He'll  swing  frae  a  ladder, 
[And]  go  afF  the  stage  with  a  pa',  man. 
And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  ^c. 

Rob  Roy*  stood  watch 

On  a  hill  for  to  catch 

*  "  Among  other  causes  of  the  rebels'  misfortune  in  that  day, 
they  reckon  the  part  Rob  Roy,  M.  Gregor,  acted  to  be  one;  this 

Roh 


155 

The  booty  for  ought  that  I  sa',  man, 

For  he  ne'er  advanc'd 

From  the  place  he  was  stanc'd, 
Till  nae  mair  to  do  there  at  a',  man. 
And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  S^c. 

Rob  Roy,  or  IRed']  Robert,  was  brother  to  the  laird  of  M.  Gregor, 
and  commanded  that  clau  in  his  brother's  absence,  but  in  the 
day  of  battle  he  kept  his  men  together  at  some  distance  without 
allowing  them  to  engage,  tho'  they  show'd  all  the  willingness 
immaginable,  and  waited  only  an  opportunity  to  plunder,  which 
was,  it  seems,  the  chief  of  his  design  of  coming  there.  This  clan 
are  a  hardy  rough  people,  but  noted  for  pilfering,  as  they  lye 
upon  the  border  of  the  Highlands,  and  this  Rob  Roy  had  exer- 
cised their  talents  that  way  pretty  much  in  a  kind  of  thieving 
war  he  carried  on  against  the  duke  of  Montrose,  who  had,  as  he 
alledged,  cheated  him  of  a  small  feudal  estate."  Campbell's  Life 
of  J.  D.  of  Argyle,  p.  205. 

Tlie  conduct  of  this  gentleman  (who,  the  historian  would  not 
tell  us,  had  assumed  the  surname  of  Campbell,  his  own  being 
prohibited  by  act  of  parliament)  was  the  more  surprising,  as  he 
had  ever  been  remarked  for  courage  and  activity.  When  de- 
sired by  one  of  his  own  officers  to  go  and  assist  his  friends,  he  is 
reported  to  have  said,  "  If  they  cannot  do  it  without  me,  they 
csmnot  do  it  with  me."  It  is  more  than  probable,  however,  that 
his  interference  would  have  decided  the  fortune  of  that  day  in 
favour  of  his  own  party.  "  He  continued  in  arms  for  some 
years  after,  and  committed  great  depredations  in  the  shires  of 

Dumbarton  and  Lenox,  particularly  on  the  duke  of  Montrose's 
lands,  defeating  several  detachments  sent  to  reduce  him." 
Boyse's  History  of  the  Rebellion.     He  is  in  the  number  of  those 

attainted  by  parliament. 


1j6 

So  we  a'  took  the  flight, 

And  Moubray  the  wright ; 
But  Letham  the  smith  was  a  bra'  man, 

For  he  took  the  gout, 

Which  truly  was  wit, 
By  judging  it  time  to  withdra',  man. 
And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  ^c. 

And  trumpet  M'Lean, 

Whose  breaks  were  not  clean, 
Thro'  misfortune  he  happen'd  to  fa',  man, 

By  saving  his  neck 

His  trumpet  did  break. 
Came  aflf  without  musick  at  a',  man.* 
And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  S^c. 

*  The  particulars  of  this  anecdote  no  where  appear.  Tlie 
hero  is  supposed  to  be  the  same  John  31' Lean,  trumpet,  who  was 
sent  from  lord  Mar,  tlien  at  Perth,  with  a  letter  to  the  duke  of 
Argyle,  at  Stirling  camp,  on  the  30th  of  October.  "Vide  Original 
Letters,  1730.  Two  copies,  however,  printed  not  long  after 
1715,  read,  "  And  trumpet  Manne." 

In  1782  the  son  of  this  Trumpeter  Marine  told  the  Earl  of 
Haddington  (then  Lord  Binning)  that  the  first  circuit  he  ever 
attended,  as  one  of  his  Majesty's  household  trumpeters,  was  the 
Nortliern,  in  the  year  1716,  along  with  old  Lord  Minto.  That 
the  reason  of  his  going  there  was,  that  the  circuit  immediately 
preceding,  his  father  had  been  so  harassed  in  every  town  he 
went  through,  by  the-  people  singing  his  verse,  "  And  Trumpet 
Marine,  whose  breeks,"  &c.  of  this  song,  that  he  swore  he  would 
never  go  again ;  and  actually  resigned  his  situation  in  favour  of 
his  son.—  Campbell's  Hist,  of  Poetry  in  Scotland. 


157 

So  there  such  a  race  was, 

As  ne'er  in  that  place  was, 
And  as  little  chase  was  at  a',  man ; 

Frae  ither  they  'run' 

Without  touk  o'  drum  ; 
They  did  not  make  use  of  a  pa',  man. 

And  we  ran,  and  they  ran,  and  they  ran,  and 
we  ran,  and  we  ran,  and  they  ran  azm\  man.* 

•  This  battle  has  also  been  celebrated  in  a  sort  of  dialogue, 
printed  in  Ritson's  Collection  of  Scotish  Songs,  between  "  Will 
Lick-ladle  and  Tom  Clean-cogue,  twa  Shepherds  wha  were  feed- 
ing their  flocks  on  the  Ochil-hills  on  the  day  the  battle  of  Sheriff- 
Muir  was  fought."  The  mode  of  narration  is  well  choseil,  but 
the  poem  has  Uttle  other  merit,  except  as  being  a  circumstantial 
and  a  sort  of  gazette  account  of  the  affair. 

So  fine  a  subject  could  not  escape  the  Muse  which  immor- 
talized the  fight  of  Bannockburn,  and  in  the  accompanying 
stanzas  we  have  additional  proof  of  the  ardent  and  inexhaustible 
mind  of  Bums,  which  when  roused  in  the  cause  of  Patriotism, 
could  invest  the  rudest  materials  with  the  riches  of  its  own 
genius.  Most  imitations  are  only  foils  to  the  original ;  but  here, 
the  Model  is  like  a  tree  in  the  bare  poverty  of  winter,  and  the 
Copy  is  the  same  tree  warmed  with  the  life  and  clothed  iit  the 
verdure  of  spring.  This  is  one  among  innumerable  instances,  ia 
which  he  has  displayed  the  versatility  of  his  powers  in  new-mo- 
delling the  ancient  ballads  of  his  country. 

"  Nullum  fjuod  tctigit  Hon  oruavit." 

Ed. 


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ON    THE    BATTLE    OF    SHERIFF-MUII(, 
BETWEEN 

The  Duke  of  Argj/le  and  the  Earl  of  Mar. 

"  O  cam  ye  here  the  fight  to  shun. 
Or  herd  the  sheep  wi'  me,  man  ? 

O  ware  ye  at  the  Sherra-muir, 
And  did  the  battle  see,  man  ?" 
I  saw  the  battle,  sair  and  tough, 
And  reekin-red  ran  mony  a  sheugh, 
My  heart  for  fear  gae  sough  for  sough. 
To  hear  the  thuds,  and  see  the  cluds 
O'  clans  frae  woods,  in  tartan  duds, 

Wha  glaum'd  at  kingdoms  three,  man. 

The  red-coat  lads  wi'  black  cockades 

To  meet  them  were  iia  slaw,  man ; 
They  rush'd  and  push'd,  and  blude  outgush'd, 

And  mony  a  bouk*"  did  fa',  man  : 
The  great  Argyle  led  on  his  files, 
I  wat  they  glanced  twenty  miles  : 
They  hack'd  and  hash'd,  while  broad-swords  clash'd, 
And  thro'  they  dash'd,  and  hew'd  and  smash'd, 

Till  fey  men  died  awa,  man. 

*  A  bouk—a  carcass,  the  body  of  a  man. 


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But  had  you  seen  the  philibegs, 

And  skyrin  tartan  trews,  man, 
When  in  the  teeth  they  dar'd  our  whigs, 

And  covenant  true  blues,  man  ; 
In  lines  extended  lang  and  large, 
When  bayonets  oppos'd  the  targe, 
And  thousands  hasten'd  to  the  charge, 
Wi'  Highland  wrath  they  frae  the  sheath. 
Drew  blades  o'  death,  till,  out  o'  breath, 

They  fled  like  frighted  doos,  man. 

'*  O  how  deil  Tarn  can  that  be  true  ? 

The  chase  gaed  frae  the  north,  man : 
I  saw  myself,  they  did  pursue 

The  horseman  back  to  Forth,  man ; 
And  at  Dumblane,  in  my  ain  sight, 
They  took  the  brig  wi'  a'  their  might. 
And  straught  to  Stirling  wing'd  their  flight ; 
But,  cursed  lot !  the  gates  were  shut. 
And  mony  a  huntit,  poor  red-coat 

For  fear  amaist  did  swarf,  man." 

My  sister  Kate  cam  up  the  gate 

Wi'  crowdie  mito  me,  man  ; 
She  swore  she  saw  some  rebels  run 

Frae  Perth  unto  Dundee,  man  : 


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Their  left-hand  general  had  nae  skill. 
The  Angus  lads  had  nae  good  will 
That  day  their  neebors'  blood  to  spill ; 
For  fear,  by  foes,  that  they  should  lose 
Their  cogs  o'  brose ;  all  crying  woes. 
And  so  it  goes  you  see,  man. 

They've  lost  some  gallant  gentlemen, 
Amang  the  Highland  clans,  man : 

I  fear  my  lord  Panmure  is  slain. 
Or  fallen  in  whiggish  hands,  man : 

Now  wad  ye  sing  this  double  fight, 

Some  fell  for  wrang,  and  some  for  right ; 

But  mony  bade  the  world  gude  night ; 

Then  ye  may  tell,  how  pell  and  mell, 

By  red  claymores,  and  muskets'  knell, 

Wi'  dying  yell,  the  tories  fell. 
And  whigs  to  hell  did  flee,  man. 


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here's  a  health  to  my  true  love,  &c. 

This  sons  is  Dr.  Blacklock*s. — He  told  me  that 
tradition  gives  the  air  to  our  James  IV.  of  Scot- 
land. 


BIDE    YE    YET. 


There  is  a   beautiful  song  to  this  tune,  begin- 
ning, 

Alas,  my  son,  you  little  know — 

tchich  is  the  composition  of  a  Miss  Jenny  Graham 
of  Dumfries.* 

Alas  !  my  son,  you  little  know 

The  sorrows  that  from  wedlock  flow  : 

Farewel  to  every  day  of  ease. 

When  you  have  gotten  a  wife  to  please, 

•  Miss  Graham  was  a  maiden  lady ;  she  lived  to  a  pretty 
old  age,  and  at  length  died  a  martyr  to  an  asthma  of  many 
years  continuance,  the  pain  of  which  she  alleviated  by  exer- 
cising her  cheerful  disposition  in  coniposbg  humourous  Scoti^ili 
songs. — Ed. 

VOL.   I.  M 


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Sue  bide  you  yet,  and  bide  you  yef. 
Ye  little  ken  what's  to  betide  you  yet ; 
The  half  of  that  will  gane  you  yet, 
Jf  a  wayward  wife  obtain  you  ye(. 

Your  experience  is  but  small. 
As  yet  you've  met  with  little  thrall ; 
The  black  cow  on  your  foot  ne'er  trod,* 
Which  gars  you  sing  alang  the  road. 
Sae  bide  you  yet,  8fc. 

Sometimes  the  rock,  sometimes  the  reel. 
Or  some  piece  of  the  spinning-wheel, 
She  will  drive  at  you  wi'  good  will. 
And  then  she'll  send  you  to  the  de'il. 
Sae  bide  you  yet,  8^c. 

When  I  like  you  was  young  and  free, 
I  valued  not  the  proudest  she  ; 
Like  you  I  vainly  boasted  then, 
That  men  alone  were  born  to  reign. 
Sae  bide  you  yet,  fyc. 

*  This  is  an  ancient  proverbial  expression.  It  is  used  by  Sir 
John  Harrington  in  his  translation  of  the  Orlando  Furioso  (b.  vi. 
s.  72.)  where,  speaking  of  some  very  young  damsels,  he  says, 

TJie  blacke  oxe  has  not  yet  trod  on  their  toe. 

It  is  used  in  Yorkshire  to  this  day,  and  is  generally  applied  to 
such  indiscreet  unmarried  young  men  as  have  not  yet  sown  their 
wild  oats. 


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Great  Hercules  and  Sampson  too. 
Were  stronger  men  than  I  or  you  j 
Yet  they  were  baffled  by  their  dears. 
And  felt  the  distaff  and  the  sheers. 
.Sae  bide  you  yet,  Sfc. 

Stout  gates  of  brass,  and  well-built  walls> 
Are  proof 'gainst  swords  and  cannon-balls; 
But  nought  is  found  by  sea  or  land. 
That  can  a  wayward  wife  withstand. 
Sae  bide  you  yet,  8fc. 


BIDE    YE    YET. 

Gin  I  had  a  wee  house  and  a  canty  wee  fire^ 
A  bonny  wee  wifie  to  praise  and  admire, 
A  bonny  wee  yardie  aside  a  wee  bum ; 
Fareweel  to  the  bodies  that  yammer  and  mourn. 
Sae  bide  ye  yet,  and  bide  ye  yet, 

Ye  little  kat  what  may  betide  ye  yety 
Some  bonny  wee  body  may  be  my  lot, 
And  ril  be  canty  wH  thinking  o't. 

When  I  gang  afield,  and  come  home  at  e'en, 
I'll  get  my  wee  wifie  fou  neat  and  fou  clean ; 
And  a  bonny  wee  bairne  upon  her  knee, 
That  will  cry,  papa,  or  daddy,  to  me. 
Sae  bide  ye  yet,  S)X. 

M  2 


1&4 


And  if  there  happen  ever  to  be 
A  diflF'rence  atween  my  wee  wifie  and  me, 
In  hearty  good  humour,  although  she  be  teaz^d,. 
I'll  kiss  her  and  clap  her  until  she  be  pleas'd. 
Sae  bide  ye  yetf  Sfe. 


HEY    TUTTI    TAITI.* 

/  HAVE  met  the  tradition  universally  over  Scot- 
land, and  particularly  about  Stirling,  in  the  neigh- 

•  To  this  melody  Burns  adapted  his  celebrated  address  of 
Brace  at  Baimockburn.  His  feelings  on  visiting  the  scene  of 
that  memorable  battle  are  described  in  his  unpublished  journal 
in  the  Editor's  possession,  in  language  almost  as  sublime  and 
energetic  as  that  of  his  heart-rousing  Poem,  and  they  are  both 
here  inserted,  that  the  reader  may  judge  between  the  embryo 
and  the  full-grown  offspring  of  his  genius. 

"  Bannockbum.  Here  no  Scot  can  pass  uninterested.  I 
fancy  to  myself  that  I  see  my  gallant,  heroic  countrymen  coming 
o'er  the  hill,  and  down  upon  the  plunderers  of  their  countrv,  the 
murderers  of  their  fathers  ;  noble  revenge  and  just  hate  glowing 
in  every  vein,  striding  more  and  more  eagerly  as  they  approach 
the  oppressive,  insulting,  blood-thirsty  foe !  I  see  them  meet, 
in  gloriously  triumphant  congratulation,  on  the  victorious  field, 
exulting  in  tlieir  heroic  royal  Leader,  and  rescued  liberty  and 
independence  !" 

ROBERT 


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bourhood  of  the  scene,  that  this  air  was  Robert 
Bruce's  march  at  the  battle  of  Barmockhurn. 


ROBERT    BUUCE  S    ADDRESS    TO    HIS    ARMY. 

Scots,  wha  hae  wi'  Wallace  bled, 
Scots,  wham  Bruce  has  aften  led ; 
Welcome  to  yonr  gory  bed, 
Or  to  glorious  victorie. 

Now's  the  day,  and  now's  the  hour ; 
See  the  front  o'  battle  lour; 
See  approach  proud  Edward's  power — 
Edward!  chains  and  slaverie ! 

Wha  will  be  a  traitor  knave  ? 
Wha  can  fill  a  coward's  grave  ? 
Wha  sae  base  as  be  a  slave  ? 
Traitor !  coward  f  turn  and  flee ! 

Wha  for  Scotland's  king  and  law 
Freedom's  sword  will  strongly  draw. 
Free-man  stand,  or  free-man  fa', 
Caledonian !  on  wi'  me ! 

By  oppression's  woes  and  pains! 
By  your  sons  in  servile  chains ; 
We  will  dralu  our  dearest  veins, 
But  they  shall  be— shall  be  free ! 


Lay  the  proud  usurpers  low ! 
Tyrants  tall  in  every  foe; 
Liberty's  in  every  blow! 
Forward !  let  us  do,  or  die ! 


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RAVING    WINDS    AROUND    HER    BLOWING. 

/  COMPOSED  these  verses  on  Miss  Isabella 
M'JLeod  of  Raza,  alluding  to  her  feelings  on  the 
death  of  her  sister,  and  the  still  more  melancholy 
death  of  her  sister's  husband,  the  late  Earl  of 
Loudon. 

Tone — M'Grigor  of  Roro's  Lament. 

Raving  winds  around  her  blowing, 
Yellow  leaves  the  woodlands  strowing, 
By  a  river  hoarsely  roaring, 
Isabella  stray 'd  deploring. 
Farewel  hours,  that  late  did  measure 
Sunshine  days  of  joy  and  pleasure; 
Hail !  thou  gloomy  night  of  sorrow, 
Cheerless  night  that  knows  no  morrow ! 

O'er  the  Past  too  fondly  wandering, 
On  the  hopeless  Future  wandering ; 
Chilly  grief  my  life-blood  freezes, 
Fell  despair  my  fancy  seizes. 
Life,  thou  soul  of  every  blessing, 
Load  to  misery  most  distressing  ; 
Gladly  how  would  1  resign  thee. 
And  to  dark  oblivion  join  thee  .' 


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THE    BRIDAL    O  T. 

This  song  is  the  zcork  of  a  Mr.  Alexander  Ross, 
late  schoolmaster  at  Ldchlee;*  and  author  of  a 
beautiful  Scots  poem,  called.  The  Fortunate  Shep- 
herdess. 

Tune— Lucy  Campbell. 

They  say  that  Jockey'U  speed  weel  o't. 

They  say  that  Jockey'U  speed  weel  o'f, 
For  he  grows  brawer  ilka  day, 

I  hope  we'll  hae  a  bridal  o't : 
For  yesternight,  uae  farder  gane, 

The  backhouse  at  the  side  wa'  o't, 
He  there  wi'  Meg  was  mirden  seen, 

I  hope  we'll  hae  a  bridal  o't. 

An  we  had  but  a  bridal  o't, 

An  we  had  but  &  bridal  o't, 
We'd  leave  the  rest  unto  gude  luck, 

Altho'  there  should  betide  ill  o't : 


•  An  account  of  Mr.  Ross  may  be  seen  in  the  Appendix  to 
thit  volume,  marked  (c,J 


168 

For  bridal  days  are  merry  times, 

And  young  folks  like  the  coming  o*t, 

And  scribblers  they  bang  up  their  rhymes. 
And  pipers  they  the  bumming  o't. 

The  lasses  like  a  bridal  o't, 

The  lasses  like  a  bridal  o't. 
Their  braws  maun  be  in  rank  and  file, 

Altho'  that  they  should  guide  ill  o't : 
The  boddom  o'  the  kist  is  then 

Turn'd  up  unto  the  inmost  o't. 
The  end  that  held  the  kecks  sae  clean, 

Is  now  become  the  teemest  o't. 

The  bangster  at  the  threshing  o't, 

The  bangster  at  the  ihrpsViiug  o't. 
Afore  it  comes  is  fidgin  fain, 

And  ilka  day's  a  clashing  o't : 
He'll  sell  his  jerkin  for  a  groat, 

His  linder  for  anither  o't, 
And  e'er  he  want  to  clear  his  shot, 

His  sark'U  pay  the  tither  o't. 

The  pipers  and  the  fiddlers  o't. 
The  pipers  and  the  fiddlers  o't. 

Can  smell  a  bridal  unco  far. 
And  like  to  be  the  middlers  o't : 


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Fan*  thick  and  threefold  they  convene, 

Ilk  ane  envies  the  tither  o't, 
And  wishes  nane  but  him  alane 

May  ever  see  anither  o't.  "^ 

Fan  they  hae  done  wi'  eating  o't. 

Fan  they  hae  done  wi'  eating  o't, 
For  dancing  they  gae  to  the  green, 

And  aiblins  to  the  beating  o't  : 
He  dances  best  that  dances  fast, 

And  loups  at  ilka  reesing  o't, 
And  claps  his  hands  frae  hough  to  hough. 

And  furls  about  the  feezings  o't. 

•  Fan,  wben — the  vulgar  dialect  of  Angus. 


Ho 


WHAT    AILS    THE    LASSES    AT    ME. 

Tune — An  the  Kirk  wad  let  me  be. 

I  am  a  batch  elor  winsome, 

A  farmer  by  rank  and  degree, 

An'  few  I  see  gang  out  mair  handsome, 

To  kirk  or  to  market  than  me ; 

I  have  outsight  and  insight  and  credit. 

And  from  any  eehst  I'm  free, 

I'm  well  enough  boarded  and  bedded. 

And  what  ails  the  lasses  at  me  ? 

My  boughts  of  good  store  are  no  scanty. 
My  byrs  are  well  stocked  wi'  ky, 
Of  meal  i'  my  girnels  is  plenty, 
An'  twa'  or  three  easements  forby. 
An'  horse  to  ride  out  when  they're  weary. 
An'  cock  with  the  best  they  can  see, 
An'  then  be  ca'd  dawty  and  deary, 
I  fairly  what  ails  them  at  me. 

Behind  backs,  afore  fouk  I've  woo'd  them. 
An'  a'  the  gates  o't  that  I  ken. 
An'  whan  they  leugh  o'  me,  I  trow'd  them, 
An'  thought  I  had  won,  but  what  then ; 


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When  I  speak  of  matters  they  grumble, 
Nor  are  condescending  and  free, 
But  at  my  proposals  ay  stumble, 
I  wonder  what  ails  them  at  me. 

I've  try'd  them  baith  highland  and  lowland. 
Where  I  a  good  bargain  cud  see. 
But  nane  o'  them  fand  I  wad  fall  in. 
Or  say  they  wad  buckle  wi'  me. 
With  jooks  an'  wi'  scraps  I've  address'd  them, 
Been  with  them  baith  modest  and  free, 
But  whatever  way  I  caress'd  them, 
There's  something  still  ails  them  at  me. 

O,  if  I  kend  how  but  to  gain  them, 
How  fond  of  the  knack  wad  I  be ! 
Or  what  an  address  could  obtain  them, 
It  should  be  twice  welcome  to  me. 
If  kissing  an'  clapping  wad  please  them, 
That  trade  I  should  drive  till  I  die ; 
But,  however  I  study  to  ease  them. 
They've  still  an  exception  at  me. 

There's  wratacks,  an'  cripples,  an'  craushaks, 
An'  a'  the  wandoghts  that  I  ken. 
No  sooner  they  speak  to  the- wenches, 
But  they  are  ta'cu  far  enough  beu ; 


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But  when  I  speak  to  them  that's  stately, 
I  find  them  ay  ta'en  with  the  gee, 
An'  get  the  denial  right  flatly ; 
What,  think  ye,  can  ail  them  at  me  ? 

I  have  yet  but  ae  offer  to  make  them, 
If  they  wad  but  hearken  to  me, 
And  that  is,  I'm  willing  to  tak  them. 
If  they  their  consent  wad  but  gee  ; 
Let  her  that's  content  write  a  billet, 
An'  get  it  transmitted  to  me, 
I  hereby  engage  to  fulfil  it, 
Tho'  cripple,  tho'  blind  she  sud  be. 


BILLET    BY    JEAN    GRADDEN. 

Dear  batchelour,  I've  read  your  billet. 
Your  strait  an'  your  hardships  I  see, 
An'  tell  you  it  shall  be  fulfilled, 
Tho'  it  were  by  none  other  but  me. 
These  forty  years  I've  been  neglected. 
An'  nene  has  had  pity  on  me ; 
Such  offers  should  not  be  rejected. 
Whoever  the  offerer  be. 


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For  beauty  I  lay  no  claim  to  it, 
Or,  may  be,  I  had  been  away  ; 
Tho'  tocher  or  kindred  could  do  it, 
I  have  no  pretensions  to  they : 
The  most  I  can  say, — I'm  a  woman. 
An'  that  I  a  wife  want  to  be ; 
An'  I'll  tak  exception  at  no  man. 
That's  willing  to  tak  nane  at  me. 

And  now  I  think  I  may  be  cocky, 
Since  fortune  has  smurtl'd  on  me, 
I'm  Jenny,  an'  ye  shall  be  Jockie, 
'Tis  right  we  together  sud  be  ; 
For  nane  of  us  cud  find  a  marrow. 
So  sadly  forfairn  were  we  ; 
Fouk  sud  no  at  any  thing  tarrow, 
Whose  chance  looked  naething  to  be. 

On  Tuesday  speer  for  Jeany  Gradden, 
When  I  i'  my  pens  ween  to  be. 
Just  at  the  sign  of  the  Old  Maiden, 
Where  ye  shall  be  sure  to  meet  me : 
Bring  w  ith  you  the  priest  for  the  wedding, 
That  a'  things  just  ended  may  be, 
An'  we'll  close  the  whole  with  the  bedding; 
An'  wha'U  be  sae  merry  as  we  i* 


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A  cripple  Vm  not,  ye  forsta  me^ 

Tho'  lame  of  a  hand  that  I  be  ; 

Nor  blind  is  there  reason  to  ca'  me, 

Altho'  I  see  but  with  ae  eye : 

But  I'm  just  the  chap  that  you  wanted^ 

So  tightly  our  state  doth  agree ; 

For  nane  wad  hae  you,  ye  have  granted. 

As  few  I  confess  wad  hae  me. 


THE  ROCK  AND  THE  WEE  PICKLE  TOW. 

There  was  an  auld  wife  an'  a  wee  pickle  tow. 

An'  she  wad  gae  try  the  spinning  o't. 

She  louted  her  down,  an'  her  rock  took  a  low. 

And  that  was  a  bad  beginning  o't : 

She  sat  an'  she  grat,  an'  she  flet  and  she  flang, 

An*  she  threw  an'  she  blew,  an'  she  wrigl'd  an'  wrang. 

An'  she  choked,  an'  boaked,  an'  cry'd  like  to  mang, 

Alas !  for  the  dreary  spinning  o't. 

I've  wanted  a  sark  for  these  eight  years  an'  ten. 
An'  this  was  to  be  the  beginning  o't. 
But  I  vow  I  shall  want  it  for  as  lang  again. 
Or  ever  I  try  the  spinning  o't ; 


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For  never  since  ever  they  ca'd  me  as  they  ca'  me. 
Did  sic  a  mishap  an  raisanter  befa'  me, 
But  ye  shall  hae  leave  baith  to  hang  me  an'  draw  me. 
The  neist  time  I  try  the  spinning  o't. 

I  hae  keeped  my  house  for  these  three  score  o'  years, 

An'  ay  I  kept  free  o'  the  spinning  o't, 

But  how  I  was  sarked  foul  fa'  them  that  speers, 

For  it  minds  me  upo'  the  beginning  o't. 

But  our  women  are  now  a  days  grown  sae  bra', 

That  ilka  an  maun  hae  a  sark  an'  some  hae  twa, 

Tlie  warlds  were  better  when  ne'er  an  awa' 

Had  a  rag  but  ane  at  the  beginning  o't. 

Foul  fa  her  that  ever  advis'd  me  to  spin, 
That  had  been  so  lang  a  beginning  o't, 
I  might  well  have  ended  as  I  did  begin, 
Nor  have  got  sick  a  skair  with  the  spinning  o't. 
But  they'll  say,  she's  a  wyse  wife  that  kens  herainweerd, 
I  thought  on  a  day,  it  should  never  be  speer'd. 
How  loot  ye  the  low  take  your  rock  be  the  beard. 
When  ye  yeed  to  try  the  spinning  o't? 

The  spinning,  the  spinning  it  gars  my  heart  sob, 
When  I  think  upo'  the  beginning  o't, 
I  thought  ere  I  died  to  have  anes  made  a  web. 
But  still  I  had  weers  o'  the  spinning  o't. 


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But  had  I  nine  dathers,  as  I  hae  but  three, 

The  safest  and  soundest  advice  I  cud  gee, 

Is  that  they  frae  spinning  wad  keep  their  hands  free> 

For  fear  of  a  bad  beginning  o't. 

Yet  in  spite  of  my  counsel  if  they  will  needs  run 

The  drearysome  risk  of  the  spinning  o't, 

Let  them  seek  out  a  lythe  in  the  heat  of  the  sun, 

And  there  venture  o'  the  beginning  o't : 

But  to  do  as  I  did,  alas,  and  awow  ! 

To  busk  up  a  rock  at  the  cheek  of  the  low, 

Says,  that  I  had  but  little  wit  in  my  pow. 

And  as  little  ado  with  the  spinning  o't. 

But  yet  after  a',  there  is  ae  thing  that  grieves 
My  heart  to  think  o'  the  beginning  o't. 
Had  I  won  the  length  but  of  ae  pair  o'  sleeves, 
Then  there  had  been  word  o'  the  spinning  o't ; 
This  I  wad  ha'  washen  an'  bleech'd  like  the  snaw,^ 
And  o'  my  twa  gardies  like  moggans  wad  draw. 
An'  then  fouk  wad  say,  that  auld  Girzy  was  bra', 
An*  a'  was  upon  her  ain  spinning  o't. 

But  gin  I  wad  shog  about  till  a  new  spring, 
I  should  yet  hae  a  bout  of  the  spinning  o't, 
A  mutchkin  of  linseed  I'd  i'  the  yerd  fling, 
For  a'  the  wau  chansie  beginning  o't. 


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I'll  gar  my  ain  Tammie  gae  down  to  the  how, 
An'  cut  me  a  rock  of  a  widdershines  grow, 
Of  good  rantry-tree  for  to  carry  my  tow, 
An'  a  spindle  of  the  same  for  the  twining  o't. 

For  now  when  I  mind  me,  I  met  Maggy  Grim, 

This  morning  just  at  the  beginning  o't, 

She  was  never  ca'd  chancy,  but  canny  an'  slim, 

An'  sae  it  has  fair'd  of  my  spinning  o't : 

But  an'  my  new  rock  were  anes  cutted  an'  dry, 

I'll  a'  Maggie's  caH  an'  her  cantraps  defy, 

An'  but  onie  sussie  the  spinning  I'll  try. 

An'  ye's  a'  hear  o'  the  beginning  o't. 

Quo'  Tibby,  her  daUier,  tak  tent  fat  ye  say, 
Tlie  never  a  ragg  we'll  be  seeking  o't. 
Gin  ye  anes  begin,  ye'il  tarveal's  night  an'  day, 
Sae  it's  vain  ony  niair  to  be  speaking  o't 
Since  lambas  I'm  now  gaing  thirty  an'  twa, 
An'  never  a  dud  sark  iiad  I  yet  gryt  or  sma'. 
An'  what  war  am  1  ?  I'm  as  warm  an'  as  bra', 
As  thrummy  tail'd  Meg  that's  a  spinner  o't. 

To  labor  the  lint-land,  an'  then  buy  the  seed, 
An'  then  to  yoke  me  to  the  harrowing  o't, 
An'  syu  loll  amon't  an'  pike  out  ilka  weed. 
Like  swine  in  a  sty  at  the  farrowing  o't ; 

VOL.  I.  N 


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Syn  powing  and  rlpling  an'  steeping,  an'  then 
To  gar's  gae  an'  spread  it  upo'  the  cauld  plain^, 
An'  then  after  a'  may  be  labor  in  vain. 
When  the  wind  and  the  weet  gets  the  fusion  o't. 

But  tho'  it  should  anter  the  weather  to  byde^ 
Wi'  beetles  we're  set  to  the  drubbing  o't, 
An'  then  frae  our  fingers  to  gnidge  afF  the  hide. 
With  the  wearisome  wark  o'  the  rubbing  o't. 
An'  syn  ilka  tait  maun  be  heckl'd  out  throw. 
The  lint  putten  ae  gate,  anither  the  tow, 
Syn  on  on  a  rock  wl't,  an'  it  taks  a  low, 
The  back  o'  my  hand  to  the  spinning  o't. 

Quo'  Jenny,  I  think  'oman  ye're  i'  the  right, 

Set  your  feet  ay  a  spar  to  the  spinning  o't. 

We  may  tak  our  advice  frae  our  ain  mither's  fright 

That  she  gat  when  she  try'd  the  beginning  o't. 

But  they'll  say  that  auld  fouk  are  twice  bairns  indeed, 

An'  sae  she  has  kythed  it,  but  there's  nae  need 

To  sickan  an  amshack  that  we  drive  our  head, 

As  langs  we're  sae  skair'd  fra  the  spinning  o't. 

Quo'  Nanny  the  youngest,  I've  now  heard  you  a', 
An'  dowie's  your  doom  o'  the  spinning  o't, 
Gin  ye,  fan  the  cow  fliogs,  the  cog  cast  awa', 
Ye  may  see  where  ye'U  lick  up  your  winning  o't. 


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!feut  i  see  that  but*  spinning  I'll  never  be  bra', 
But  gae  by  the  name  of  a  dilp  or  a  da, 
Sae  lack  where  ye  like  I  shall  anes  shak  a  fa*, 
Afore  I  be  dung  with  the  spinning  o't. 

For  well  I  can  mind  me  when  black  Willie  Bell 
Had  Tibbie  there  just  at  the  winning  o't, 
What  blew  up  the  bargain,  she  kens  well  hersell, 
Was  the  want  of  the  knack  of  the  spinning  o't. 
An'  now,  poor  'oman,  for  ought  that  I  ken, 
She  may  never  get  sic  an  offer  again, 
But  pine  away  bit  an  bit,  like  Jenkin's  hen. 
An'  naething  to  wyte  but  the  spinning  o't. 

But  were  it  for  naething,  but  just  this  alane, 

I  shall  yet  hae  about  o'  the  spinning  o't. 

They  may  cast  me  for  ca'ing  me  black  at  the  bean. 

But  nae  cause  I  shun'd  the  beginning  o't. 

But,  be  that  as  it  happens,  I  care  not  a  strae. 

But  nane  of  the  lads  shall  hae  it  to  say, 

When  they  come  till  woo,  she  kens  naething  avae. 

Nor  has  onie  ken  o'  the  spinning  o't. 

In  the  days  they  ca'd  yore,  gin  auld  fouks  had  but  won, 
To  a  surkoat  hough  side  for  the  winning  o't. 
Of  coat  raips  well  cut  by  the  cast  o'  their  bun. 
They  never  sought  mair  o'  the  spinning  o't. 
•  But — withoat. 
N  2 


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A  pair  of  grey  hoggers  well  clinked  benew, 

Of  nae  other  lit  but  the  hue  of  the  ew, 

With  a  pair  of  rough  ruUions  to  scuff  thro'  the  dew, 

Was  the  fee  they  sought  at  the  beginning  o't. 

But  we  maun  hae  linen,  an*  that  maun  hae  we, 
An  how  get  we  that,  but  the  spinning  o't  ? 
How  can  we  hae  face  for  to  seek  a  gryt  fee, 
Except  we  can  help  at  the  winning  o't  ? 
An'  we  maun  hae  pearlins  and  mabbies  an  cocks. 
An'  some  other  thing  that  the  ladies  ca'  smoks, 
An'  how  get  we  that,  gin  we  tak  na  our  rocks. 
And  pow  what  we  can  at  the  spinning  o't  ? 

Tis  needless  for  us  for  to  tak  our  remarks 
Frae  our  mither's  miscooking  the  spinning  o't. 
She  never  kend  ought  o'  the  gueed  of  the  sarks, 
Frae  this  aback  to  the  beginning  o't. 
Twa  three  ell  of  plaiden  was  a'  that  was  sought 
By  our  auld  warld  bodies,  an'  that  boot  be  bought. 
For  in  ilka  tovm  sickan  things  was  nae  wrought, 
So  little  they  kend  o'  the  spinning  o't. 


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TUNE    YOUR    FIDDLES. 


This  song  zcas  composed  by  the  Rev.  John  Skin- 
ner, Non-juring  Clergyman  at  Linshart,  near 
Peterhead.  He  is  likewise  the  author  of  "  Tul- 
lochgorum,"  "  E\vie  \vi'  the  Crookit  horn,"  "  John 
o'  Badenyond,"  S^c.;  and  what  is  of  still  more  con- 
sequence, he  is  one  of  the  worthiest  of  mankind. 
He  is  the  Author  of  an  "  Ecclesiastical  History  of 
Scotland."  The  air  is  by  Mr.  Marshall,  butler  to 
the  Duke  of  Gordon ;  the  first  composer  of  strath- 
speys of  the  age.  I  have  been  told  by  somebody 
who  had  it  of  Marshall  himself,  that  he  took  the 
idea  of  his  three  most  celebrated  pieces,  "  The  Mar- 
quis of  Huntly's  Reel,"  his  "  Farewel,"  and  "  Miss 
Admiral  Gordon's  Reel,"  from  the  old  air,  '  The 
German  Lairdie.' 

Tune  your  fiddles,  tune  them  sweetly, 
Play  the  Marquis'  reel  discreetly, 
Here  we  are,  a  band  completely 

Fitted  to  be  jolly. — 
Come,  my  boys,  blythe  and  gawcie, 
Every  youngster  chuse  his  lassie. 
Dance  wi'  life,  and  be  not  saucy, 

Shy  nor  melancholy. 
Come,  my  boys,  S^c. 


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Lay  aside  your  sour  grimaces, 
Clouded  brows,  and  drumly  faces, 
Look  about,  and  see  their  Graces, 

How  they  smile  delighted  ; 
Now's  the  season  to  be  merry, 
Hang  the  thoughts  of  Charon's  ferry, 
Time  enough  to  turn  camsterry 

When  we're  auld  and  doited. 
Now's  the  season,  ^c, 

Butler,  put  about  the  claret, 
Thro'  us  a'  divide  and  share  it, 
Gordon-Castle  well  can  spare  it, 

It  has  claret  plenty  : 
Wine's  the  true  inspiring  liquor, 
DrafFy  drink  may  please  the  Vicar, 
When  he  grasps  the  foaming  hirkfir. 
Vicars  are  not  dainty. 
Wine's  the  true  inspiring  liquoi',  S^c 

We'll  extol  our  noble  master. 
Sprung  from  many  a  brave  ancestor, —  . 
Heaven  preserve  him  from  disaster, 
So  we  pray  in  duty. 
Prosper,  too,  our  pretty  Duchess, 
Safe  from  all  distressful  touches, 


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Keep  her  out  of  Pluto's  clutches, 

Long  in  health  and  beauty.^ 
Prosper,  too,  our  pretty  Duchess,  S^c. 

Angels  guard  their  gallant  boy, 
Make  him  long  his  father's  joy, 
Sturdy,  like  the  heir  of  Troy, 

Stout  and  brisk  and  healthy. 
Pallas,  grant  him  every  blessing, 
Wit  and  strength  and  size  increasing, 
Plutus,  what's  in  thy  possessing, 

Make  him  rich  and  wealthy, 
Pallas,  grant  him  every  blessing,  S^c. 

Youth,  solace  hira  with  thy  pleasure, 
In  refin'd  and  worthy  measure ; 
Merit,  gain  him  choicest  treasure. 

From  the  Royal  donor: 
Famous  may  he  be  in  story, 
Full  of  days,  and  full  of  glory ; 
To  the  grave,  when  old  and  hoary. 

May  he  go  witli  honour ! 
Famous  may  he  be  in  story,  S^c. 

Gordons,  join  our  hearty  praises. 
Honest,  though  in  homely  phrases^ 


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Love  our  cheerful  spirits  raises, 

Lofty  as  the  lark  is : 
Echo,  waft  our  wishes  daily. 
Thro'  the  grove,  and  thro'  the  alley, 
Sound  o'er  every  hill  and  valley. 

Blessings  on  our  Marquis. 
Echo,  waft  our  wishes,  Sfc. 


THE  RANTING  DOG  THE  DADDIE  O  T. 

Tune — East  nook  o'  Fife. 

/  COMPOSED  this  song  pretty  early  in  life,  and 
sent  it  to  a  young  girl,  a  very  particular  acquaint- 
ance of  mine,  zeho  was  at  that  time  under  a  cloud. 

O  wha  my  babie-clouts  will  buy  ? 
Wha  will  tent  me  when  I  cry  ? 
Wha  will  kiss  me  whare  I  lie  ? 
The  rantin  dog  the  daddie  o't. 

Wha  will  own  he  did  the  faut  ? 
Wha  will  buy  my  groanin-maut  ? 
Wha  will  tell  me  how  to  ca't  ? 
The  rantin  dog  the  daddie  o't. 


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When  I  mount  the  creepie-chair,» 
Wha  will  sit  beside  me  there  ? 
Gie  me  Rob,  I  seek  uae  mair. 
The  rantin  dog  the  daddie  o't. 

Wha  will  crack  to  me  my  lane  ? 
Wha  will  mak  me  fidgin  fain  ? 
Wha  will  kiss  me  o'er  again  ? 
The  rantin  dog  the  daddie  o't. 


HOOLY    AND    FAIRLY. 

It  is  remark-worthy  that  the  song  of  Hooly  and 
Fairly,  in  all  the  old  editions  of  it,  is  called  The 
Drunken  Wife  o'  Galloway,  which  localizes  it  to 
that  country. 

THE    DRUNKEN     WIFE    o'    GALLOWAY. 

Oh  !  what  had  I  to  do  for  to  marry  ? 

My  wife  she  drinks  naething  but  sack  and  Canary, 

I  to  hei;  friends  complain'd  ri^ht  early, 

•  CK^yie-cAair^  the  stool  of  repentance. 


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O  gin  my  zcife  'wad  drink  hooly  and  fairly  y 

Hooly  and  fairly,  hooly  and  fairly, 
O  gin  my  wife  wad  drink  hooly  and  fairly. 

First  she  drank  crummie,  and  syne  she  drank  garie ; 
Now  she  has  druken  my  bonny  grey  marie, 
That  carried  me  thro'  a'  the  dubs  and  the  larie. 
0/  gin,  8fc. 

She  has  druken  her  stockins,  sa  has  she  her  shoon, 
And  she  has  druken  her  bonny  new  gown ; 
Her  wee  bit  dud  sark  that  co'erd  her  fu'  rarely, 
0/  gin,  Sfc. 

If  she'd  drink  but  her  ain  things  I  wad  na  much  care, 
But  she  drinks  my  claiths  I  canna  weel  spare. 
When  I'm  wi'  my  gossips,  it  angers  me  sairly, 
0/  gin,  S^'c. 

My  Sunday's  coat  she's  laid  it  a  wad,* 
The  best  blue  bonnet  e'er  was  on  my  head ; 
At  kirk  and  at  market  I'm  cover'd  but  barely, 
O!  gin,  S^c. 

The  verra  gray  mittens  that  gaed  on  my  ban's, 
To  her  neebor  wife  she  has  laid  them  in  pawns  j 
My  bane-headed  staff  that  I  lo'ed  sae  dearly, 
0/  gin,  S^e. 

•  Laid  it  a  wad — laid  it  in  pawn. 


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If  there's  ony  siller,  she  mauu  keep  the  purse ; 
[f  I  seek  but  a  baubee  she'll  scauld  and  she'll  curse, 
She  gangs  like  a  queen — I  scrimped  and  sparely, 
0/  gin,  Sfc. 

I  never  v/as  given  to  wrangling  nor  strife, 
Nor  e'er  did  refuse  her  the  comforts  of  life ; 
Ere  it  come  to  a  war  I'm  ay  for  a  parley. 
O!  gin,  <3fc. 

A  pint  ui'  her  cummers  I  wad  her  allow. 
But  when  she  sits  down  she  fills  herself  fou ; 
And  when  she  is  fou  she's  mico  camstarie, 
O!  gin,  S^c. 

When  she  comes  to  the  street  she  roars  and  she  rants, 
Has  nae  fear  o'  her  neebors,   nor  minds  the  house 

wants ; 
She  rants  up  some  fool-sang,  like  "  Up  i/'er  heart, 
Charlie." 
O!  gin,  S^c, 

And  when  she  comes  hame  she  lays  on  the  lads. 
She  ca's  the  lasses  baith  limmers  and  jads. 
And  I,  my  ain  sell,  an  auld  cuckold  carlie, 

O!  gin  my  wife  wad  drink  hooli/  and  fairly, 
Hooly  and  fairly,  hooly  and  fairly, 

O !  gill  my  wife  wad  drink,  hooly  and  fairly. 


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APPENDIX 

TO  VOL.  I. 

APPENDIX     fa.J 


AN  Account  of  Jean  Adam,  Authoress  of  the 
Ballad  "  There's  nae  luck  about  the  House," 
referred  to  in  page  68. 

This  song,  the  production  of  Jean  Adam,  who 
taught  a  day-school  at  Crawford's -dyke,  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood of  Greenock,  has  been  deemed  not  un- 
worthy the  pen  of  the  Translator  of  the  Lusiad. 
A  copy  of  it,  in  his  own  hand-writing,  was  found 
among  his  MS.  after  his  decease,  and  appeared  in 
the  last  edition  of  his  works,  among  some  original 
pieces  never  before  published.  As  it  has  been  an 
uniform  principle  in  making  the  present  Collection 
to  establish  the  authenticity  of  each  particular  poem, 
the  Editor  of  Mr.  Mickle's  works  was  consulted  re- 
specting  the  grounds  of   his  claim  to  the  song  in 


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question.  In  his  answer  he  states,  that  never  having 
had  any  conversation  with  Mr.  Mickle  on  this  ballad, 
he  applied  to  his  relict,  who  perfectly  remembers  re- 
ceiving •  a  copy  of  it  from  Mr.  Mickle,  but  is  not 
positive  that  he  affirmed  it  to  be  his  production, 
though,  on  being  questioned,  she  thinks  he  did  not 
absolutely  deny  it.  He  adds,  that  her  powers  of 
recollection  having  been  impaired  by  a  paralysis,  she 
cannot  speak  decidedly  of  a  conversation  which  took 
place  so  many  years  ago.  In  Mr.  Mickle's  copy  two 
fine  stanzas  are  omitted,  which,  on  the  authority  of 
the  Rev.  Patrick  Davidson,  of  Rayne,  in  the  county 
of  Aberdeen,  are  ascribed  to  Dr.  Beattie,  who  af- 
firms that  they  were  inserted  by  the  Doctor  soon 
after  the  first  appearance  of  the  piece.* 

*  The  following  are  the  lines  attributed  to  Dr.  Beattie : 

"  The  cauld  blasts  of  the  winter  wind, 
That  thrilled  thro'  uiy  heart, 
They're  a'  blawn  by;  I  hae  him  safe, 
Till  death  we'll  never  part ; 
But  what  puts  parting  in  my  head  ? 
It  may  be  far  awa ; 
The  present  moment  is  our  ain, 
The  ueist  we  never  saw  !" 

Without  controverting  the  Doctor's  claim  to  these  eight  dis- 
puted lines,  the  Editor  canaot  help  remarking,  that  the  two 
best, 

"  The 


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In  opposition  to  these  claims,  there  is  living  evi- 
dence in  support  of  that  of  Jean  Adam.  Mrs.  Ful- 
larton,  who  was  a  pupil  of  her's,  frequently  heard 
her  repeat  it,  and  affirm  it  to  be  her  composition, 
and  no  one  at  that  time  disputed  her  assertion.  In 
addition  to  this,  we  may  adduce  the  following  extract 
of  a  letter  from  Mrs.  Crawford  (Mrs.  Fullarton's 
daughter)  in  reply  to  an  inquiry  from  Mrs.  Fletcher, 
of  Edinburgh,  at  the  request  of  the  Editor. 

"  Ratho  House,  Jan.  24, 1810. 

"  You  may  assure   Mr.  Cromek  that  the  ballad, 

'  There's  nae  luck  about  the  House,'  was  written  by 

Jean  Adam,  on   a   couple   in  Crawford's-dyke,  the 

small  town  where  her  father  lived.   I  do  not  recollect 


"  The  present  moment  is  our  ain, 
The  neist  we  never  saw !" 

are  not  only  quoted  by  Burns,  but  that  the  sentiment  itself  be- 
longs originally  to  Horace,  and  is  given  nearly  in  the  same 
words  as  in  this  ballad,  in  Ramsay's  celebrated  imitation  of  his 
Ode  IX.  lib.  1. 

"  Let  neist  day  come  as  it  thinks  fit, 
The  present  minute's  only  oufs  ; 
On  pleasure  let's  employ  our  wit. 
And  laugh  at  fortune's  fickle  powers." 
A  sentiment  which  Horace  variously  and  frequently  expresses, 
and  which,   in  fact,   forms  the  basis  of  his  Epicurean  philo- 
sophy. 


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that  I  ever  heard  her  repeat  it ;  but  since  I  can  re- 
member any  thing,  I  have  always  heard  it  spoken  of 
as  being  her  composition,  by  those  that  she  de- 
pended much  upon. — My  aunt,  Mrs.  Crawford,  of 
Cartsbum,  often  sung  it  as  a  song  of  Jean  Adams's." 

The  priority  of  her  claim  is  therefore  evident,  for 
the  song  was  published  before  Mr,  Mickle  was 
known  as  an  author,  and  she  repeatedly  declared  it 
to  be  her's  at  a  time  when  he  was  living  to  disprove 
her  title  to  it.  Besides,  the  song  bears  abundant 
marks  of  being  the  production  of  a  female,  both  in 
its  subject  and  its  style.  And  we  may  also  observe, 
that  the  poems  of  Mr.  Mickle  being  all  of  a  classical 
and  refined  stamp,  it  is  highly  improbable  that  he 
should  descend  in  this  single  instance  into  the  fami- 
liarity of  the  Scotish  dialect,  and  the  rustic  expres- 
sion of  domestic  feelings.  The  circumstance  of  a 
copy  being  found  in  his  own  hand-writing,  is  not  of 
itself  sufficient  to  prove  him  the  author.  His  admi- 
ration of  this  happy  effusion  of  untutored  genius 
might  induce  him  to  copy  and  to  preserve  it  ;*  but 
if  he  had  himself  possessed  a  talent  for  this  style  of 
poetry,  he  would  unquestionably  have  exercised  it 
more  frequently,  and  have  left  other  specimens  of  it. 

*  Among  the  MS.  of  Burns,  now  in  the  Editor's  possession, 
are  copies  of  many  poems  besides  his  own,  which  he  trauscribed 
from  a  feeling  of  their  excellence. 


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The  inquiry  which  this  disputed  song  occasioned, 
has  furnished  the  Editor  M'ith  some  notices  of  the 
Hfe  of  Jean  Adams,  which  are  characteristic  and  in- 
teresting. She  was  bom  of  humble  parents,  and 
was  brought  up  in  a  state  of  penury  and  wretched- 
ness. Her  education  was  therefore  scanty,  but  it 
may  be  presumed  that  her  natural  talents  supplied 
the  deficiency,  as  she  supported  herself  by  keeping  a 
little  school,  and  at  times  by  assisting  at  needle-work 
m  gentlemens'  families.  Her  poetic  genius  was  first 
awakened  by  the  perusal  of  a  large  old  folio  of  ro- 
mances and  rhymes,  and  she  shortly  afterwards  pro- 
duced an  "  Address  to  Grief,"  which  was  much 
praised  by  her  friends,  and  encouraged  her  to  culti- 
vate her  acquaintance  with  the  Muses,  greatly  to  the 
neglect  of  her  humbler  and  more  substantial  occupa- 
tions. She  gave  up  her  school,  and  led  a  precarious 
and  unsettled  life  for  some  time.  Her  Poems,  which 
were  scattered  among  her  friends  in  various  parts  of 
the  country,  were  collected  by  a  Mr.  Drummond,  of 
Greenock,  and  published  for  her,  in  one  volume,  by 
subscription,  at  Glasgow,  in  1*34.  Their  success 
highly  flattered  Jean's  vanity,  and  she  exported  a 
large  bale  of  them  to  Boston,  which,  however, 
remained  unsold,  and  she  was  reduced  to  a  state  of 
bare  poverty,  subsisting  chiefly  on  the  bounty  of  her 
friends. 

VOL.  I.  o 


194 

During  the  time  she  kept  a  school  at  Crawfords- 
dyke,  she  exhibited  some  singular  traits  of  enthu- 
siasm. She  told  her  pupils,  that  having  lately  read 
Clarissa  Harlowe,  she  felt  such  a  deep  interest  in  it, 
and  such  sentiments  of  reverence  for  its  author,  that 
she  had  determined  to  walk  to  London  to  pay  her 
personal  respects  to  Mr.  Richardson.  This  singular 
and  romantic  journey  she  actually  performed  in  about 
six  weeks,  and  returned  to  teach  her  school  at  Craw- 
fordsdyke. 

One  day  she  told  her  pupils  she  would  read  to 
them  a  play  of  Shakespeare's.  She  fixed  upon 
Othello,  which  Mrs.  Crawford  remembers  she  read 
with  uncommon  pathos,  and  was  so  affected  at  the 
close  of  that  powerful  drama,  that  she  (Jean  Adam) 
actually  fainted  away,  and  remained  for  some  time 
insensible.  She  treated  her  pupils  with  great  ten- 
derness, and  was  much  beloved  by  all  of  them,  and 
was  esteemed  by  all  who  knew  her  as  a  woman  of 
singular  piety. 

Of  the  close  of  her  unfortunate  life  few  particu- 
lars are  known.  Tliere  is  great  reason  to  conclude 
that  it  was  chequered  by  all  the  varieties  of  disap- 
pointment and  distress,  for  the  above  ariecdote 
clearly  shews  how  prone  she  was  to  obey  the  im- 
pulses of  that  random  enthusiasm  which  is  ever  at 
variance  with  the  dictates  of  prudence,  and  which  is 
too  often  the  bane  of  the  votaries  of  genius. 


195 

Some  time  after  the  year  1760  she  came  to  the 
house  of  Mrs.  Fullarton,  formerly  her  pupil,  in  a 
state  of  beggary ;  and  though  at  first  she  rejected 
with  pride  some  articles  of  dress  that  were  offered 
her,  yet  she  afterwards  returned  and  accepted  of 
them. 

The  following  communication  to  the  Editor  by 
Mr.  Francis  Ross,  Clerk  to  the  Town's  Hospital  at 
Glasgow,  is  all  which  could  be  collected  of  her  hap- 
less and  deplorable  fate. 

(Extract  from  the  records  of  the  Parish  Work- 
house of  Glasgow.) 

Glasgow,  Totcn's  Hospital,  2d  April,  1765. 
"  Admit  Jean  Adam,  a  poor  woman,  a  stranger  in 
distress : — for  some  time  has  been  wandering  about ; 
she  came  from  Greenock,   recommended  by  Baillies 
Gray  and  Millar." 

"  Glasgow,  Town's  Hospital,  9th  April,  1765. 
"  Jean  Adam,  the  stranger,  admitted  on  Tuesday 
the  2d  current,  died  on  the  following  day,  and  buried 
at  the  house  expence." 


As  the  Editor,    in  claiming  the  ballad  "  There's 
nae  luck  about  the  house,"  as  the  property  of  Jean 
Adam,  had  nothing  in  view  but  truth,  he  hastens  to 
o  2 


196 

lay  the  following  letter  before  the  readers  of  these 
volumes,  written  by  the  Rev.  John  Sim,  A.  B.  editor 
of  Mr.  Mickle's  works  and  his  intimate  friend,  and 
received  since  the  above  account  was  printed. 

The  contents  of  Mr.  Sim's  letter,  and  the  poetical 
sketch  it  encloses,  warrant  the  Editor  in  conceding 
the  ballad  to  Mr.  Mickle. 

PentonvUle,  April  14, 1810; 
Dear  Sir, 

Since  I  received  Mr.  Mudford's  letter  (a  copy  of 
which  you  will  see  in  the  Universal  Magazine  for  this 
month,  p.  265),  I  have  been  so  very  fortunate  as  to 
discover  among  Mr.  Mickle's  MSS.  what  1  have  every 
reason  to  believe,  from  its  inaccuracy,  and  other  evi- 
dent marks  of  haste,  to  be  the  very  first  sketch  of  the 
ballad,  "  There's  nae  luck  about  the  house,"  a  copy  of 
which  I  have  inclosed.  Besides  the  marks  of  haste, 
which  I  have  noticed  in  the  margin,  you  will  find  Colin 
spelt  once  with  two,  and  twice  with  a  single  I:  the 
verb  77iun  (must)  spelt  with  a  u  and  an  a,  at  the  dis- 
tance of  only  two  lines  :  and  the  word  make  spelt  twice 
with,  and  thrice  without,  the  letter  e.  One  stanza  con- 
tains twelve,  two  stanzas  eight,  and  the  others  only 
four  lines  a-piece ;  by  which  he  seems  undetermined 
whether  the  first  four  or  the  last  four  lines  should  form 
the  chorus.  Other  inaccuracies  and  blunders  you  will 
perceive  on  comparing  the  MS.  with  the  printed  copy 
in  my  edition  of  Mickle's  Poetry. 


197 

Since  I  wrote  to  Mr.  Mudford,  Mrs.  Mickle  has  in- 
formed me,  without  being  asked,  that  she  now  perfectly 
recollects  that  Mr.  Mickle  gave  her  the  ballad  as  his 
own  composition,  and  explained  to  her  the  Scottish 
words  and  phrases ;  and  she  repeated  to  me,  with  a  very 
httle  assistance,  the  whole  of  the  song,  except  the  eight 
lines,  which  I  have,  and  I  think  with  justice,  ascribed 
to  Dr.  Beattie.  \Vhen  I  asked  her  why  she  hesitated 
at  first  ?  she  said,  that  the  question  coming  unexpect- 
edly  upon  her,  flurried  her,  and  the  flurry,  together 
with  the  fear  that  she  might  be  called  upon  to  substan- 
tiate what  she  then  said  upon  oath,  made  her  answer 
with  diffidence  and  hesitation.  This  struck  me  at  that 
time  to  have  been  the  case ;  and  I  believe  such  a  be- 
haviour to  be  very  natural  to  persons  labouring  under 
a  disorder  so  depressive  as  a  paralysis. 

I  shall  only  add,  that  Mickle  had  too  high  an  opinion 
of  his  own  poetical  powers  to  have  adopted  the  compo- 
sitions of  but  very  few  of  his  contemporaries ;  and  cer- 
tainly too  much  honour  and  integrity,  to  give  the  least 
occasion  to  the  publishing  of  the  works  of  another  as 
his  own  productions. 

I  remain,  dear  Sir,  your  most  obedient 
very  humble  servant, 

J.  Sim. 

To  Mr.  Cromek. 


The  first  sketch  of  the  beautiful  ballad,  "  There's 
nae  luck  about  the  house,"  from  the  hand-writing  of 


198 

W.J,  Mickle,  in  the  possession  of  the   Rev.  Mr. 
Sim. 

Tliere's  nae  luck  about  the  house 

There's  nae  hick  at  aw 
There's  little  pleasure  in  the  house 

When  our  gudeman's  awa 
And  are  you  sure  the  news  is  true 

And  do  you  say  he's  weel 
Is  this  a  time  to  speak  of  wark 

Ye  jades  lay  by  your  wheel 
Is  this  a  time  to  spin  a  thread 

When  Collin's  at  the  door 
Reach  me  my  cloak  I'll  to  the  quay 

And  see  him  come  ashore 

And  gie  to  me  my  bigonet 

My  Bishop's  sattin  gown 
For  I  mun  tell  the  Bailie's*  wife 

That  Colin's  in  the  town 
My  Turky  slippers  man  gae  on 

My  stockings  pearly  blue 
I'is  aw  to  pleasure  my  gudeman 

For  he's  baith  leel  and  true 

Rise  Lass  and  make  a  clean  fire-side 

Put  on  the  Mucklet  pot 
Gie  little  Kate  her  button  gown 

And  JockJ  his  Sunday  Coat 
And  make  their  shoon  as  black  as  slaes 

Their  hose  as  white  as  snaw 
'Tis  a  to  pleasure  my  gude  Man§ 

For  he's  been  lang  awa 

There's  twa  fat  hens  upo  the  Coop 

Been  fed  this  month  and  mair 
Mak  haste  and  thraw  their  necks  about 

That  Colin  weel  may  fare 


*  The  6  after  the  i  in  Bailie's  erased. 
t  The  M  changed  for  m. 
1  The  c  in  Jock  erased. 
§  A  repetition  of  hne  19. 


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And  mak  the  Table  neat  and  trim 

Let  every  thing  be  braw 
For  who  kens  liow  Colin  far'd* 

When  he's  beent  far  awa 

Sae  true  his  heart,!  sae  smooth  his  speech 

His  breath  Hke  cauler  air 
His  very  foot  has  Music  in't 

As  he  comes  up  the  stair 

And  shall  I  see  his  face  again 

And  shall  I  hear  him  speak 
I'm  down  right  giddy  wi'  the  thought 

In  troth  I'm  like  to  greet 

If  Colin's  weel,$  and  weel  content 

I  hae  nae  mair  to  crave 
And  gin  I  live  to  mak  him  sae 

I'm  blest  above  the  lave 

And  shall  I  see  his  face  again  &c 


APPENDIX     (b.) 


James  Tytler  was  the  son  of  a  country  clergy- 
man in  the  presbytery  of  Brechm,  and  brother  to 
Dr.  Tytler,  the  translator  of  Callimachus.  He  was 
instructed   by   his    father    in   classical   learning  and 


•  This  line  is  deficient  in  measure, 
t  Interlined,  he  was. 
t  The  first  point  in  the  MS. 
$  The  last  point  in  the  MS. 


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school  divinity,  and  attained  an  accurate  knowledge 
of  the  Latin  and  Greek  languages,  and  an  extensive 
acquaintance  with  biblical  literature  and  scholastic 
theology.  Having  discovered  an  early  predilection 
for  the  medical  profession,  he  was  put  apprentice  to 
a  surgeon  in  Forfar,  and  afterwards  sent  to  attend 
the  medical  classes  at  Edinburgh.  While  a  medical 
student,  he  cultivated  experimental  chemistry  and 
controversial  theology  with  equal  assiduity.  Unfor- 
tunately his  religious  opinions,  not  deemed  orthodox, 
or  calvinistical,  connected  him  with  a  society  of 
Glassites,  and  involved  him  in  a  marriage  with  a 
member  of  the  society,  which  terminated  in  a  sepa- 
ration. He  now  settled  at  Leith,  as  an  apothecary, 
depending  on  the  patronage  of  his  religious  connec- 
tions ;  but  his  separation  from  the  society,  which 
happened  soon  after,  with  an  unsteadiness  that  was 
natural  to  him,  disappointed  his  expectations.  When 
he  ceased  to  be  a  Glassite,  he  ceased  not  to  be  a  firm 
believer  in  the  Christian  revelation,  and  a  zealous  ad- 
vocate of  genuine  Christianity ;  but  he  never  after- 
wards held  communion  with  any  denomination  of 
Christians.  The  neglect  of  his  business  was  the  un^ 
avoidable  consequence  of  his  attention  to  religious 
dissensions ;  and  having  contracted  debts  to  a  consi- 
derable amount,  he  was  obliged  to  remove  to  Ber- 
wick, and  afterwards  to  Newcastle.     In  both  places 


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he  was  employed  in  preparing  chemical  medicines 
for  the  druggists ;  but  the  liberality  of  his  employers 
being  insufficient  to  preserve  an  increasing  family 
from  the  evils  of  penury,  he  returned  to  Edinburgh, 
in  the  year  1772,  in  extreme  poverty,  and  took  re- 
fuge from  the  molestation  of  his  creditors  within  the 
precincts  of  the  sanctuary  of  Holyrood  House.  At 
this  period  his  wife  deserted  him  and  their  five  chil- 
dren, the  youngest  only  six  months  old,  and  returned 
to  her  relations.  He  solaced  himself  for  the  priva- 
tion of  domestic  happiness  by  composing  a  humorous 
ballad,  entitled  "  The  Pleasures  of  The  Abbey" 
which  was  his  first  attempt  in  poetry.  In  a  descrip- 
tion of  its  inhabitants,  the  author  himself  is  intro- 
duced in  the  i6th  and  17th  stanzas.  In  the  avoca- 
tion of  an  author  by  profession,  which  he  was  nov^ 
compelled  to  assume,  he  displayed  a  versatility  of 
talent  and  a  facility  in  writing  unexampled  in  the 
transactions  of  the  press.  He  commenced  his  literary 
career  by  a  publication  entitled  "  Essai/s  on  the  most 
important  Subjects  of  natural  and  revealed  Reli- 
gion," which  issued  from  the  asylum  for  debtors, 
under  the  peculiar  circumstances  of  being  composed 
by  himself,  at  the  printing  case,  from  his  own  con- 
ceptions, without  a  manuscript  before  him,  and 
wrought  off  at  a  press  of  his  own  construction,  by 
his  own  hands.     He  left  this  singular  work,  which 


202 


was  to  be  completed  in  two  volumes  8vo,  unfinished^ 
and  turned  aside,  to  attack  the  opinions  of  a  new 
religious  sect  called  Bereans,  in  a  "  Letter  to  Mr. 
John  Barclay  on  the  Doctrine  of  Assurance,^^  in 
which  he  again  performed  the  functions  of  author, 
compositor,  and  pressman.  He  next  set  forth,  with 
such  assistance  as  he  could  find,  a  monthly  publica- 
tion, entitled  "  The  Gentleman  and  Lady's  Maga- 
zine" which  was  soon  abandoned  for  "  The  Weekly 
Review,"  a  literary  miscellany,  which,  in  its  turn 
was  discontinued  in  a  very  short  time.  These  publi- 
cations, unavoidably  disfigured  with  many  typogra- 
phical deformities,  made  him  known  to  the  book- 
sellers ;  and  from  them  he  afterwards  found  constant 
employment  in  compilations,  abridgments,  transla- 
tions, and  miscellaneous  essays.  He  now  ventured 
to  leave  the  miserable  apartments  which  he  had  long 
occupied  in  the  sanctuary  for  debtors,  for  more  conir 
fortable  lodgings,  first  at  Restalrig,  and  afterwards 
in  the  city,  and  if  his  prudence  and  steadiness  had 
been  equal  to  his  talents  and  industry,  he  might  have 
earned  by  his  labours  a  competent  maintenance, 
which  never  fell  to  his  lot.  As  he  wrote  for  subsist- 
ence, not  from  the  vanity  of  authorship,  he  was  en- 
gaged in  many  works  which  were  anonymous,  and  in 
others  which  appeared  with  tlie  names  of  his  em- 
ployers.    He  is  editor  or  author  of  the  following 


203 

works :  "  The  Weekly  Mirror"  a  periodical  publi- 
cation which  began  in  1780.  "  A  System  of  Geo- 
graphy," m  8.VO.  "  A  History  of  Edinburgh"  12mo. 
"  A  Geographical,  Historical,  and  Commercial 
Grammar,"  2  vols.  8vo.  "  A  Review  of  Dr.  Aitkens 
Theory  of  Inflammation,"  12mo.  with  a  poetical 
dedication.  "  Remarks  on  Mr.  Pinkerton's  Intro- 
duction to  the  History  of  Scotland,"  Bvo.  "  A 
poetical  Translation  of  Virgil's  Eclogues,"  4to.  "  A 
general  Index  to  the  Scots  Magazine."  "  A  System 
of  Chemistry,"  written  at  the  expense  of  a  gentle- 
man who  was  to  put  his  name  to  it,  unpublished. 
He  gave  his  assistance  in  preparing  the  System  of 
Anatomy  published  by  A.  Bell,  and  was  an  occa- 
sional contributor  to  the  "  Medical  Commentaries,'* 
and  other  periodical  publications  of  the  time.  He 
was  the  principal  editor  of  the  second  edition  of  the 
"  Encyclopedia  Britannica,"  and  finished,  with  in- 
credible labour,  a  large  proportion  of  the  more  con- 
siderable scientific  treatises  and  histories,  and  almost 
all  the  minor  articles.  He  had  an  apartment  assigned 
him  in  the  printing-house,  where  he  performed  the 
offices  of  compiler,  and  corrector  of  the  press,  at  a 
salary  of  sixteen  shillings  a  week !  When  the  third 
edition  was  undertaken,  he  was  engaged  as  a  stated 
contributor,  upon  more  liberal  terms,  and  wrote  a 
larger  share  in  the  early  volumes  than  is  ascribed  to 


20-1 

him  in  the  general  preface.  It  was  his  misfortune  to 
be  continually  drawn  aside  from  the  business  of  his 
employers  by  the  delight  he  took  in  prosecuting  ex- 
periments in  chemistry,  electricity,  and  mechanics, 
which  consumed  a  large  portion  of  his  time  and 
money.  He  conducted  for  some  time,  with  success, 
a  manufacturing  process  for  preparing  Magnesia,  of 
which  he  was  the  inventor  ;  but  after  he  had  disclosed 
his  secret  to  the  gentleman  at  whose  expense  it  was 
carried  on,  he  was  dismissed,  without  obtaining 
either  a  share  in  the  business,  or  a  suitable  compen- 
sation for  his  services.  He  was  the  first  in  Scotland 
who  adventured  in  a  fire-balloon,  constructed  upon 
the  plan  of  Montgolfier.  He  ascended  from  Comely 
Garden,  amidst  the  acclamations  of  an  immense 
multitude,  and  descended  at  the  distance  of  a  quarter 
of  a  mile,  owing  to  some  unforeseen  defect  in  the 
machinery.  The  failure  of  this  adventure  deprived 
him  of  the  public  favour  and  applause,  and  increased 
his  pecuniary  difficulties.  He  again  had  recourse  to 
his  pen  for  subsistence,  and  amidst  the  drudgery  of 
writing,  and  the  cares  which  pressed  upon  him  daily, 
he  exhilarated  his  spirits,  at  intervals,  with  a  tune  on 
the  Irish  bagpipe,  which  he  played  with  much  sweet- 
ness, interposing  occasionally  a  song  of  his  own  com- 
position, sung  with  great  animation.  A  solace  of 
this   kind  was  well  suited  to  the   simplicity   of  his 


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manners,  the  modesty  of  his  disposition,  and  the  in- 
tegrity of  his  character,  such  as  they  were  before  he 
suffered  his  social  propensities  to  violate  the  rules  of 
sobriety.  Forgetting  his  old  friends,  he  associated 
with  discontented  persons,  and  entered  into  a  delibe- 
rate exposition  of  the  abuses  of  government,  in  "  A 
pamphlet  on  the  Excise"  and  more  systematically 
in  a  periodical  publication,  entitled  *'  The  Historical 
Register"  which  gratified  malignity  by  personal  in- 
vective and  intemperance  of  language.  He  was 
concerned  in  the  wild  irrational  plans  of  the  British 
Convention,  and  published  "  A  hand-bill  addressed 
to  the  people"  written  in  so  inflammatory  a  style,  as 
rendered  him  obnoxious  to  government.  A  warrant 
was  issued  to  apprehend  him,  and  he  left  his  native 
country  and  crossed  the  Atlantic  for  America,  where 
he  fixed  his  residence  in  the  town  of  Salem,  in  the 
state  of  Massachusetts,  where  he  established  a  news- 
paper in  connection  with  a  printer,  which  he  conti- 
nued till  his  death,  which  happened  in  the  year  1805, 
in  the  j8tli  year  of  his  age. 

Tlie  editor  cannot  dismiss  this  note  without  ac- 
knowledging himself  greatly  obliged  by  the  commu- 
nications of  Dr.  Robert  Anderson,  of  Edinburgh. 


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APPENDIX     (c.) 


The  reader  will  be  pleased  to  find,  from  the  fal- 
lowing communication  to  the  Editor,  by  Mrs. 
Murray,  of  Bath  (authoress  of  "  Roy's  Wife  of 
Aldivalloch),  that  Mr.  Ross  was  one  of  the  very 
few  writers  that,  practised  what  they  taught. 

"  I  knew  a  good  deal  of  Mr.  Ross,  author  of  the 
Fortunate  Shepherdess,  but  it  was  many  years  ago : 
— I  still  remember  him  with  respect,  as  a  man  of 
most  amiable  character.  His  genius  and  talents 
speak  for  themselves  in  the  above-mentioned  beauti- 
ful little  Poem,  and  one  cannot  help  regretting  that 
such  abilities  were  only  born  to  "  blush  unseen,  and 
waste  their  sweetness  on  the  desert  air;"  for  in  truth 
his  humble  abode  was  little  better  than  a  desert, 
though  not  inhabited  by  savages;  nothing  on  earth 
being  less  savage  than  a  mere  uncultivated  High- 
lander. I  speak  from  the  experience  of  many  years 
of  the  early  part  of  my  life,  which  I  had  the  happi- 
ness of  spending  in  the  North  Highlands  of  Scot- 
land, the  country  of  *  Honest  men  and  bonny 
lasses.' 

Mr.  Ross    was    also    author    of    two    excellent 


207 

Songs,  called,  "  What  ails  the  Lasses  at  me  'f*  and 
"  The  Rock  and  the  wee  pickle  tow."  They  are 
printed  in  this  Collection  immediately  after  "  The 
Bridal  o't"  He  was  bom  about  the  year  1700.  His 
father  was  a  farmer,  in  the  parish  of  Kincardine 
O'Neil,  Aberdeenshire.  His  first  settlement  was  at 
Birs,  as  parochial  school-master,  about  the  year 
1733.  He  removed  to  Lochlee,  Forfarshire,  where 
he  died  in  May  1783,  after  residing  fifty  years  in  the 
centre  of  the  Grampians,  almost  secluded  from  the 
converse  of  men  and  books.  Mr.  Ross's  grandson, 
the  Rev.  Alexander  Thomson,  gives  the  following 
account  of  him  in  a  letter  to  Mr.  Campbell,  author 
of  An  Introduction  to  the  History  of  Poetry  in 
Scotland,  dated  Lintrethen,  14th  June,  1798. — 
"  He  (Ross)  was  a  plain  man,  had  the  character  of 
being  a  good  school-master,  was  very  reUgious, 
which  appeared  by  his  behaviour  as  much  as  by  his 
profession.  He  was  an  excellent  Latin  scholar,  and 
wrote  with  considerable  accuracy,  till  the  days  of  old 
age  and  infirmity,  when  he  wrote  a  Poem,  entitled, 
*  The  Orphan,'  and  attempted  \.o  publish  it  at 
Aberdeen,  with  some  other  little  performances, 
which,  on  account  of  their  inaccuracy,  of  which  the 
worthy  author  was  not  so  sensible  as  he  would  have 
formerly  been,  he  was  advised  by  Dr.  Beattie,  one 
of  his  best  friends,  not  to  publish." 


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In  1768  Mr.  Ross  published  his  "Fortunate 
Shepherdess,"  with  a  few  Songs.  Immediately  after 
their  appearance,  Dr.  Beattie,  in  the  most  friendly 
manner,  addressed  a  letter  to  "  The  Printer  of  the 
Aberdeen  Journal"  under  the  signature  of  "  Oliver 
Oldstile;"  together  with  some  complimentary  verses, 
addressed  to  the  "  facetious  author,"  which  he  begged 
might  be  transmitted  through  the  same  channel 
"  which,"  the  Doctor  observes,  "  may  please  some 
of  your  readers,  and  cannot,  I  think,  offend  any." 


20(> 


APPENDIX     (d.) 


Mr.  Skinner  died  in  the  arms  of  his  only  surviving 
son,  the  Right  Reverend  John  Skinner,  Bishop  of 
the  diocese  of  Aberdeen,  at  the  advanced  age  of  86, 
after  having  had  the  pastoral  care  of  the  Episcopal 
congregation  at  Longside  (a  remote  parish  in  the 
North  of  Scotland)  for  nearly  65  years !  The  ties  of 
pastoral  regard  and  affection,  by  which  he  was  so 
long  united  to  his  beloved  flock,  could  be  cut  asun- 
der only  by  the  stroke  of  death  ;  and  this  dissolution 
of  all  his  earthly  connections  having  happened  on  the 
l6th  of  June,  1807,  his  sorrowing  people  had  no 
sooner  committed  his  body  to  the  ground,  than  they 
set  on  foot  a  subscription,  for  raising  a  handsome 
monument  to  his  memory,  which  has  accordingly 
been  erected  in  the  church-yard  of  Longside,  with  a 
suitable  inscription. 

The  following  well-told  anecdote  is  a  beautiful 
illustration  of  the  simplicity  of  Mr.  Skinner's  cha- 
racter. 

"  When  surrounded  by  his  grand-children  in  their 

VOL.  I.  V 


210 

early  years,  it  was  delightful  to  see  how  he  could 
adapt  himself  to  their  yet  humble  but  rising  capaci- 
ties. He  would  make  them  verses  by  the  hour.  He 
would  puzzle  them  with  riddles,  and  little  arithme- 
tical problems  of  his  own  invention.  He  would  try 
to  call  forth  the  latent  spark  of  genius,  by  proposing 
questions  on  the  different  branches  of  study  in  which 
they  were  occupied  at  school.  Although  in  them- 
selves simple,  and  easy  of  solution,  yet  the  grand- 
father had  such  art  in  quaintly  arranging,  and  in  enig- 
matically expressing,  his  questions,  as  conveyed  the 
idea  of  extreme  difficulty ;  while,  at  the  same  time, 
no  sooner  did  he  himself  proceed  to  unravel  the 
seeming  mystery,  than  even  children  blushed  to  find 
themselves  duped  and  outwitted  by  means  so  com- 
pletely within  the  reach  of  their  own  detection.  On 
one  occasion  of  this  kind,  when  his  oldest  grandson 
could  not  discover  the  little  artifice  employed  to  per- 
plex him,  he  was  not  a  little  alarmed  by  hearing  his 
grandfather  say,  that  even  Thomas  the  Rhymer  had 
prophesied  on  the  subject  of  the  fourth  John  Skin- 
ner's lamentable  weakness  of  mind,  and  want  of 
capacity, — 

*■  The  world  shall /bwr  John  Skinners  see, 
lihe first  sail  teach  a  school; — 
The  other  two  shall  parsons  be, 
And  the  fourth  shall  be  a  fool  V 


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"  His  old  friend,  however,  afterwards  made  him 
ample  amends  for  tliis  rhyming  jeu  d'  esprit.  For 
after  tlie  young  man  became  a  clergyman,  and  grand- 
«!►.  father,  father,  and  so7i,  had  all  officiated  at  one  and 
the  same  diet  of  worship,  at  the  chapel  at  Longside, 
he  presented  him  with  the  following  beautiful  Latin 
verses.  They  are  here  inserted,  not  because  free 
from  the  licentia  poetica,  but  because,  mingled  with 
the  proverbial  blindness  of  a  grandfather's  partiality, 
the  poetical  license  has  completely  usurped  the  place 
of  truth,  and  given  the  manner,  and  not  the  matter, 
a  claim  to  the  notice  of  the  learned  reader. 

'  Sanguinis  ejusdem  tres  implent  rostra  Joannes, 
Est  avus,  est  pater,  est  earns  utrique  nepos: 
Ingenio  primus,  serraonis  laude  secundus 
Claret ;  in  ambobus  tertius  ille  nitet. 
Non  potuere  ultr^  Naturae  tendere  vires, 
Miscet  avo  patrem,  et  fingitur  inde  nepos !' 

The  "  Poetical  Pieces"  of  this  excellent  old  man 
(who  answered  most  literally  to  Goldsmith's  descrip- 
tion of  the  Village  Preacher)  have  been  lately  col- 
lected, and  published  at  Edinburgh,  prefaced  with 
some  valuable  remarks  on  his  life  and  poetic  talent. 
To  this  interesting  account,  already  quoted,  the  reader 
is  referred.  The  Editor  would  only  observe,  that 
the  fine  family  Picture,  so  delicately  sketched  iu 
p  2 


212 

The  Old  Man's  Song  subjoined,  was  not  only  de- 
scriptive of  the  author's  own  sentiments  and  enjoy- 
ments at  the  moment  he  wrote  it,  but  it  will  long 
remain  an  artless  and  faithful  representation  of  his 
character,  his  conduct,  and  his  principles. 

THE    OLD    man's    SONG. 
Tune— Dumbarton  Drums. 

O  !  why  should  old  age  so  much  wound  us  !* 
There  is  nothing  in  it  all  to  confound  us : 

For  how  happy  now  am  I, 

With  my  old  wife  sitting  by, 
And  our  bairns  and  our  oysf  all  around  us ; 

For  how  happy  now  am  /,  ^c. 

We  began  in  the  warld  wi'  naething, 
And  we've  jogg'd  on,  and  toil'd  for  the  ae  thing; 
We  made  use  of  what  we  had. 
And  our  thankful  hearts  were  glad ; 
When  we  got  the  bit  meat  and  the  claithing, 
We  made  use  of  what  we  had,  S^c. 

We  have  liv'd  all  our  life-time  contented, 
Since  the  day  we  became  first  acquainted : 

*  This  tune  requires  O  to  be  added  at  the  end  of  each  of  the 
long  lines,  but  in  reading  the  Song  the  O  is  better  omitted. 
t  Oys — Grand-children.' 


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It's  true  we've  been  but  poor, 
And  we  are  so  to  this  hour ; 
But  we  never  yet  repin'd  or  lamented. 
It's  true  we've  been  but  poor,  Sfc. 

When  we  had  any  stock,  we  ne'er  vauntit, 
Nor  did  we  hing  our  lieads  when  we  wantit ; 

But  we  always  gave  a  share 

Of  the  little  we  cou'd  spare, 
When  it  pleas'd  a  kind  Heaven  to  grant  it. 

But  we  always  gave  a  share,  &jc. 

We  never  laid  a  scheme  to  be  wealthy. 
By  means  that  were  cunning  or  stealthy ; 
But  we  always  had  the  bliss, 
(And  what  further  could  we  wiss). 
To  be  pleas'd  with  ourselves,  and  be  healthy, 
JBut  we  always  had  the  bliss,  S^c. 

What  tho'  we  cannot  boast  of  our  guineas, 
We  have  plenty  of  Jockies  and  Jeanies  j 

And  these,  I'm  certain,  are 

More  desirable  by  far 
Than  a  bag  full  of  poor  yellow  sleenies. 

And  these,  I  am  certain,  are,  S^x. 

We  have  seen  many  wonder  and  fcrly, 
Of  changes  that  almost  are  yearly, 


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Among  rich  folks  up  and  down, 
Both  in  country  and  in  town, 
Who  now  live  but  scrimply  and  barely, 
Among  rich  folks  up  and  down,  8fc. 

Then  why  should  people  brag  of  prosperity  ? 
A  straiten'd  life  we  see  is  no  rarity ; 

Indeed  we've  been  in  want. 

And  our  living's  been  but  scant, 
Yet  we  never  were  reduced  to  need  charity. 

Indeed  we've  been  in  want,  S^c. 

In  this  house  we  first  came  together, 
Where  we've  long  been  a  father  and  mither ; 

And  tho'  not  of  stone  and  lime. 

It  will  last  us  all  our  time  ; 
And,  I  hope,  we  shall  ne'er  need  anither. 

And  tho'  not  oj"  stone  and  lime,  S^c. 

And  when  we  leave  this  poor  habitation, 
We'll  depart  with  a  good  commendation ; 

We'll  go  hand  in  hand,  I  wiss. 

To  a  better  house  than  this, 
To  make  room  for  the  next  generation. 

Then  why  should  old  age  so  much  wound  us, 

There  is  nothing  in  it  all  to  confound  us: 
For  how  happy  now  am  I, 
With  my  old  wife  sitting  by, 

And  our  bairns  and  our  oys  all  around  us. 


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The  two  subjoined  letters  were  written  by  Burn* 
to  Mr.  Skinner.  They  have  not  appeared  in  the  se- 
ries of  his  Correspondence  pubhshed  either  by  Dr. 
Currie,  or  the  Editor  of  these  volumes.  In  the  sum- 
mer of  1787,  Bums  made  a  tour  through  the  west 
and  north  of  Scotland ;  and  at  Aberdeen  met  with 
Mr.  Skinner's  son,  between  whom  an  interesting 
conversation  took  place.  The  particulars  of  this  in- 
terview were  communicated  to  the  father,  stating 
also  how  much  Burns  regretted  that  he  did  not  know 
where  Linshart  lay,  as  he  would  have  gone  twenty 
miles  out  of  his  way  to  have  seen  the  author  of 
TuUochgorum.  This  compliment  immediately  pro- 
duced an  Epistle  in  familiar  verse,  addressed  to 
Burns,  who  returned  the  following  letter  in  reply, 
which,  though  without  a  date,  appears  to  have  been 
written  in  Edinburgh. 

'  Reverend  and  venerable  Sir, 

'  Accept,  in  plain  dull  prose,  my  most  sincere 
thanks  for  the  best  poetical  compliment  I  ever  receiv- 
ed. I  assure  you.  Sir,  as  a  poet,  you  have  conjured 
up  an  airy  demon  of  vanity  in  my  fancy,  which  the 
best  abilities  in  your  other  capacity  would  be  ill  able 
to  lay.  I  regret,  and  while  I  live  shall  regret,  that 
when  I  was  in  the  north,  I  had  not  the  pleasure  of 
paying  a  younger  brother's  dutiful  respect  to  the  Au- 


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thor  of  the  best  Scotch  song  ever  Scotland  saw, — - 
*  Tullochgorum's  my  delight !'  The  world  may 
think  slightingly  of  the  craft  of  song-making,  if  they 
please ;  but,  as  Job  says,  '  O !  that  mine  adversary 
had  written  a  book !' — let  them  try.  There  is  a  cer- 
tain something  in  the  old  Scotch  songs,  a  wild  hap- 
piness of  thought  and  expression,  which  peculiarly 
marks  them,  not  only  from  English  songs,  but  also 
from  the  modern  efforts  of  song-wrights,  in  our  na- 
tive manner  and  language.  The  only  remains  of 
this  enchantment,  these  spells  of  the  imagination, 
rests  with  you.  Our  true  brother,  Ross  of  Lochlee, 
was  likewise  *  owre  cannie,' — a  *  wild  warlock' — 
but  now  he  sings  among  the  '  Sons  of  the  morning.' 
I  have  often  wished,  and  will  certainly  endeavour,  to 
form  a  kind  of  common  acquaintance  among  all  the 
genuine  sons  of  Caledonian  song.  The  world,  busy 
in  low  prosaic  pursuits,  may  overlook  most  of  us ; — 
but  '  reverence  thyself.'  The  world  is  not  our 
peers, — so  we  challenge  the  jury.  We  can  lash  that 
world, — and  find  ourselves  a  very  great  source  of 
amusement  and  happiness  independent  of  that  world. 
There  is  a  work  going  on  in  Edinburgh,  just  now, 
which  claims  your  best  assistance.*  An  engraver  in 
this  town  has  set  about  collecting  and  publishing  all 
the  Scotch  Songs,  with  the  Music,  that  can  be  foundt 
*  Johnson's  Musical  Museum. 


«17 

SoDgs  in  the  English  language,  if  by  Scotchmen,  are 
admitted;  but  the  Music  must  all  be  Scotch.  Drs. 
Beattie  and  Blacklock  are  lending  a  hand,  and  the 
first  musician  in  town  presides  over  that  department. 
I  have  been  absolutely  crazed  about  it,  collecting  old 
stanzas,  and  every  information  remaining,  respecting 
their  origin,  authors,  &,c.  This  last  is  but  a  very 
fragment  business ;  but  at  the  end  of  his  second 
number, — the  first  is  already  published, — a  small  ac- 
count will  be  given  of  the  authors,  particularly  to 
preserve  those  of  latter  times.  Your  three  songs, 
'  Tullochgorum,  John  of  Baden j/on,  and  Ewie  wi 
the  crookit  Horn,'  go  in  this  second  number.  I  was 
determined,  before  I  got  your  letter,  to  write  you, 
begging  that  you  would  let  me  know  where  the  edi- 
tions of  tiiese  pieces  may  be  found,  as  you  would 
wish  them  to  continue  in  future  times ;  and  if  you 
would  be  so  kind  to  this  undertaking,  as  send  any 
Songs,  of  your  own  or  others,  that  you  would  think 
proper  to  publish.  Your  name  will  be  inserted 
among  the  other  authors,  *  ISJi//  ye,  will  ye.'  One 
half  of  Scotland  already  give  your  songs  to  other  au- 
thors. Paper  is  done.  1  beg  to  hear  from  you, — 
the  sooner  the  better,  as  I  leave  Edinburgh  in  a  fort- 
night or  three  weeks.  I  am,  with  the  warmest  sin- 
cerity, Sir,  your  obliged  humble  servant, 

RouERT  Burns.' 


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To  this  letter  Mr.  Skinner's  answer  was  as  fol- 
lows : 

Linshart,  14th  November,  1787.* 

"  Sir, 

"  Your  kind  return,  without  date,  but  of  post- 
mark October  25th,  came  to  my  hand  only  this  day. 
Your  acknowledgment  of  my  poor  but  just  enco- 
miums on  your  surprising  genius,  and  your  opinion  of 
my  rhyming  excursions,  are  both,  I  think,  by  far  too 
high.  The  difference  between  our  two  tracks  of 
education,  and  ways  of  life,  is  entirely  in  your  favour, 
and  gives  you  the  preference  every  manner  of  way.  I 
know  a  classical  education  will  not  create  a  versify- 
ing taste,  but  it  mightily  improves  and  assists  it ;  and 
though,  where  both  these  meet,  there  may  sometimes 
be  ground  for  approbation,  yet  where  taste  appears 
single,  as  it  were,  and  neither  cramped  nor  supported 
by  acquisition,  I  will  always  sustain  the  justice  of  its 
prior  claim  to  applause.  A  small  portion  of  taste 
this  way  I  have  had  almost  from  childhood,  especial- 

*  Though  this  letter  is  already  printed  by  Dr.  Currie,  in  his 
edition  of  Burns's  works,  yet  it  cannot  be  deemed  misplaced 
here,  as  it  not  only  contains  several  curious  and  praise-worthy 
incidents  in  Mr.  Skinner's  life,  but  also  historical  remarks  on 
some  of  the  Songs  published  in  this  Collection. 

Ed. 


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ly  in  the  old  Scottish  dialect ;  and  it  is  as  old  a  thing 
as  I  remember,  my  fondness  for  '  Chryste-Kirk  a* 
the  Green,^  which  I  had  by  heart  ere  I  was  twelve 
years  of  age,  and  which,  some  years  ago,  I  attempted 
to  turn  into  Latin  verse.  While  I  was  young,  I  dab- 
bled a  good  deal  in  these  things  ;  but,  on  getting  the 
black  gown,  I  gave  it  pretty  much  over,  till  my 
daughters  grew  up,  who  being  all  tolerably  good 
singers,  plagued  me  for  words  to  some  of  their  fa- 
vourite tunes,  and  so  extorted  those  effusions  which 
have  made  a  public  appearance  beyond  my  expecta- 
tion, and  contrary  to  my  intentions, — at  the  same 
time  that  I  hope  there  is  nothing  to  be  found  in  them 
uncharacteristic,  or  unbecoming  the  cloth,  which  I 
would  always  wish  to  see  respected.  As  to  the  as- 
sistance you  propose  from  me  in  the  undertaking  you 
are  engaged  in,  I  am  sorry  I  cannot  give  it  so  far  as 
I  could  wish,  and  you  perhaps  expect.  My  daugh- 
ters, who  were  my  only  intelligencers,  are  all ybm- 
faniiliate,  and  the  old  woman,  their  mother,  has  lost 
that  taste.  There  are  two  from  my  own  pen,  which 
1  might  give  you,  if  worth  the  while :  One  to  the 
old  Scotch  tune  of  *  Dumbarton  drums'  The  other, 
perhaps,  you  have  met  with,  as  your  noble  friend  the 
Duchess  has,  I  am  told,  heard  of  it.  It  was  squeez- 
ed out  of  me  by  a  brother  parson  in  her  neighbour- 


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hood,  to  accommodate  a  new  highland  reel  for  the 
Marquis's  birth-day,  to  the  stanza  of 

'  Tune  your  fiddles,  tune  them  sweetly/  &c. 

There  is  another  humourous  thing,  I  have  heard, 
said  to  be  done  by  the  Catholic  priest  Geddes,  and 
which  hit  my  taste  much. 

'  There  was  a  wee  wifeikie  was  comin  frae  the  fair, 
'  Had  gotten  a  little  drapikie,  which  bred  her  meikil 

care; 
'  It  took  upo'  the  wifie's  heart,  and  she  began  to  spew, 

*  And  co'  the  wee  wifeikie,  I  wish  I  binna  fou. 

*  I  wish,'  &c. 

I  have  heard  of  another  new  composition  by  a  young 
plowman  of  my  acquaintance,  that  I  am  vastly  pleased 
with,  to  the  tune  of  the  *  Humours  of  Glen,'  which, 
I  fear,  wont  do,  as  the  music,  I  am  told,  is  of  Irish 
original.  1  have  mentioned  these,  such  as  they  are, 
to  shew  my  readiness  to  oblige  you,  and  to  contribute 
my  mite,  if  1  could,  to  the  patriotic  work  you  have 
in  hand,  and  which  I  wish  all  success  to.  You  have 
only  to  notify  your  mind,  and  what  you  want  of  the 
above  shall  be  sent  you.  Meantime,  while  you  are 
thus  publicly,  I  may  say,  employed,  do  not  sheath 


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your  own  proper  and  piercing  weapon.  From  what 
I  have  seen  of  yours  already,  I  am  incHned  to  hope 
for  much  good.  One  lesson  of  virtue  and  morality 
delivered  in  your  amusing  style,  and  from  such  as 
you,  will  operate  more  than  dozens  would  do  from 
such  as  me,  who  shall  be  told,  it  is  our  employment, 
and  be  never  more  minded;  whereas,  from  a  pen 
like  yours,  as  being  one  of  the  many,  what  comes 
will  be  admired : — Admiration  will  produce  regard, 
and  regard  will  leave  an  impression,  especially  when 
example  goes  along. 

"  Wishing  you,  from  my  poet-pen,  all  success,  and 
in  my  other  character,  all  happiness  and  heavenly  di- 
rection, I  remain,  with  esteem,  your  sincere  friend, 

John  Skinner." 

The  next  letter  from  Burns  to  our  Author,  is  dated 
at  Edinburgh,  the  14th  of  February,  178b,  and  the 
following  is  a  copy  of  it : 

*  Reverend  and  dear  Sir, 

*  I  have  been  a  cripple  now  near  three  months, 
though  I  am  getting  vastly  better,  and  have  been  very 
much  hurried  beside,  or  else  I  would  have  wrote  you 
sooner.  I  must  beg  your  pardon  for  the  epistle  you 
sent  me  appearing  in  the  Magazine.  I  had  given  a 
copy  or  two  to  some  of  my  intimate  friends,  but  did 


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not  know  of  the  printing  of  it  till  the  publication  of 
the  Magazine.  However,  as  it  does  great  honour  to 
us  both,  I  hope  you  will  forgive  it.  The  second  vo- 
lume of  die  songs  I  mentioned  to  you  in  my  last,  is 
published  to-day.  I  send  you  a  copy,  which  I  beg 
you  will  accept  as  a  mark  of  the  veneration  I  have 
long  had,  and  shall  ever  have,  for  your  character,  and 
of  the  claim  I  make  to  your  continued  acquaintance. 
Your  songs  appear  in  the  third  volume,  with  your 
name  in  the  index,  as  I  assure  you,  Sir,  I  have  heard 
your  Tullochgorum,  particularly  among  our  west 
country  folks,  given  to  many  different  names,  and 
most  commonly  to  the  immortal  author  of  the  Min- 
strelf  who,  indeed,  never  wrote  any  thing  superior  to 
*  Gie's  a  Sang,  Montgomery  cried!  Your  brother 
has  promised  me  your  verses  to  the  Marquis  of 
Huntly's  Reel,  which  certainly  deserve  a  place  in  the 
Collection.  My  kind  host,  Mr.  Cruickshank,  of  the 
High  School  here,  and  said  to  be  one  of  the  best 
Latins  in  this  age,  begs  me  to  make  you  his  grateful 
acknowledgments  for  the  entertainment  he  has  got  in 
a  Latin  publication  of  your's  that  I  borrowed  for 
him  from  your  acquaintance,  and  my  much  respected 
friend,  in  this  place,  the  reverend  Dr.  Webster.  Mr. 
Cruickshank  maintains  that  you  write  the  best  Latin 
since  Buchanan.  I  leave  Edinburgh  to-morrow,  but 
shall  return  in  three  weeks.     Your  song  you  men- 


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tioned  in  your  last,  to  the  tune  of  '  Dumbarton 
Drums,'  and  the  other,  which  you  say  was  done  by 
a  brother  by  trade  of  mine,  a  plowman,  I  shall 
thank  you  much  for  a  copy  of  each.  I  am  ever, 
reverend  Sir,  with  the  most  respectful  esteem,  and 
sincere  veneration,  yours, 

Robert  Burns.' 


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APPENDIX     fe.J 


ACCOUNT  OF  THE  LATE  JOSEPH  RITSON. 
(Communicated  by  a  Barrister  of  Gratfs  Inn.) 

The  subsequent  authentic  narrative  of  the  last  mo- 
ments of  poor  Ritson,  while  it  may  afford  gratification 
to  some  of  those  who  suffered  under  the  lash  of  his 
sarcastic  criticism,  must  at  the  same  time  offer  some 
apology  for  that  eccentricity  and  violence  which  too 
frequently  disgrace  his  controversial  writings,  and  even 
his  antiquarian  disquisitions.  They  doubtless  origi- 
nated in  that  maniacal  tendency  which  latterly  burst 
forth  into  full  outrage,  and  terminated  in  his  death. 
It  has  been  ascertained  that  a  sister,  elder  than  himself, 
fell  also  a  victim  to  the  same  deplorable  malady.  Let 
it  check  the  pride  of  human  nature,  even  in  that  point 
on  which  we  think  we  are  most  justified  in  valuing 
ourselves — the  superiority  of  our  intellectual  faculties; 
to  mark  m  this,  as  well  as  in  so  many  other  instances, 
the  near  alliance  between  genius  and  insanity. 

It  has  been  farther  learned  frwn  a  Mrs.  Kirby,  who 
knew  him  from  early  infancy,  and  retained  more  in- 


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lluence  over  him  than  any  other  person  during  the 
whole  of  his  hfe,  that  his  father  was  a  man  in  a  low 
condition  of  life,  yet  he  found  means  to  send  him 
to  a  Latin  school  at  Stockton,  where  he  proved  an 
attentive  scholar,  and  made  a  rapid  progress  in  such 
learning  as  was  there  taught.  His  habits  were  always 
reserved,  rarely  associating  with  his  school-fellows. 
He  afterwards  passed  some  time  in  the  office  of  Mr. 
Bradley,  a  conveyancer,  of  that  town.  On  coming  to 
London,  he  entered  himself  a  student  of  Gray's  Inn, 
and  after  keeping  his  proper  terms,  he  was  called  to 
the  bar.  He  never,  however,  paid  much  attention 
to  the  proper  business  of  his  profession.  During  the 
summer  season  he  used  to  take  long  journeys  on  foot, 
with  no  other  baggage  than  a  shirt  in  each  pocket ; 
and  if  he  at  any  time  found  them  too  heavy,  he  made 
no  hesitation  in  disencumbering  himself  by  throwing 
one  of  them  away.  She  also  states  him  to  have 
been  very  lax  in  his  religious  principles,  of  which, 
perhaps,  she  was,  no  very  competent  judge.  If  he  in' 
fact  were  so,  let  it  be  a  warning  to  others  to  be  care- 
ful how  they  throw  aside  any  proper  restraint  of  the 
mind,  especially  the  most  serious  and  important  of  all, 
that  of  religion,  lest  they  should  slacken,  and,  as  took 
place  in  his  unhappy  case,  ultimately  lose  all  hold  of 
the  reins  by  which  the  imagination  is  guided. 

"  The  late  Mr.  Ritson  lived  in  the  same  staircase 
with  me  in  Gray's  Inn  for  many  years,  and  the  com- 

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mon  civilities  of  the  day  passed  between  us,  but  no- 
thing more.  We  never  visited.  I  understood  he 
possessed  a  great  singularity  of  character ;  but  he  was 
ever  poUte  and  civil  to  me.  Early  in  September, 
1803,  I  frequently  heard  a  great  swearing  and  noise 
in  his  chambers,  and,  on  meeting  his  laundress  on 
the  stairs,  I  asked  her  the  cause  of  the  disturbance  I 
had  heard.  She  answered,  that  she  believed  her 
master  was  out  of  his  mind,  for  his  conduct  in  every 
respect  proved  him  so;  and  that  she  was  greatly 
afraid  that  in  his  delirium  he  would  do  himself  or  her 
an  injury.  She  said  she  had  taken  him  his  dinner  the 
day  before,  but  that  he  had  not  touched  it,  and  that 
he  never  ate  animal  food.  She  was  then  going  to 
him,  but  expressed  a  fear  that  he  would  burst  into  a 
rage,  and  abuse  her  as  I  had  heard  him  before.  The 
last  time  she  was  in  the  chambers,  he  had  shut  him- 
self up ;  however,  she  left  his  dinner  upon  the  table, 
and  was  then  going  to  see  if  he  had  eaten  it.  I  said, 
as  she  had  expressed  herself  fearful,  I  would  go  with 
her  to  her  master,  which  I  accordingly  did.  I  saw 
his  dinner  on  the  table,  but  he  was  still  shut  up  in 
his  room.  I  asked  the  laundress  whether  he  had  any 
relations  in  town.  She  said  he  had  not ;  but  that  he 
had  a  nephew  somewhere  in  the  North,  who  had 
lived  with  him  for  many  years,  but  that  Mr.  Ritson 
had  turned  him  out  of  his  house  for  eating  animal 


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food.  I  desired  her  to  endeavour  to  find  out  some 
of  his  relations  or  friends,  and  to  apprize  tliem  of 
his  unhappy  situation,  and  in  the  meantime  to  be  very 
careful  of  him. 

"  On  the  10th  of  September,  about  nine  o'clock 
in  the  evening,  on  my  return  to  my  chambers,  my  ser- 
vant told  me  that  Mr.  Ritson  had  been  making  a 
great  noise,  and  that  there  was  a  great  light  in  his 
room,  which  had  alarmed  the  people  in  the  Ste^^'ard's 
office.  I  went  immediately  to  the  Steward's  office, 
and  looking  from  his  window,  1  saw  Mr.  Ritson's 
room  strewed  with  books  and  loose  papers,  some  of 
which  he  was  gathering  up  and  throwing  on  the  fire, 
which  occasioned  the  great  blaze  they  had  seen.  He 
had  a  lighted  candle  in  his  hand,  which  he  carried 
about  in  a  very  dangerous  manner.  The  Steward 
not  being  at  home,  I  sent  for  him  to  represent  to  him 
Mr.  Ritson's  extraordinary  conduct.  However,  being 
much  alarmed,  I  went  to  Mr.  Ritson's  chambers, 
and  knocked  at  the  door  several  times,  but  could  get 
no  admission.  At  last  a  key  was  obtained  from  the 
laundress ;  and  Mr.  Quin,  the  steward,  and  myself, 
with  two  porters,  entered  his  chambers.  He  ap- 
peared much  confused  on  seeing  us,  and  asked  how 
we  came  in  I  We  told  him  by  means  of  the  laun- 
dress's key.     He  then  asked  what  we  wanted  ?     Mr. 


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Quin  told  him,  we  came  in  consequence  of  the  great 
blaze  that  appeared  in  his  chambers,  believing  them 
to  be  on  fire.  He  answered,  that  his  fire  had  gone 
out,  and  that  he  was  lighting  it  to  make  horse-radish 
tea.  Mr.  Quin  then  represented  to  him  the  great 
danger  of  making  his  fire  with  loose  papers,  parti- 
cularly as  there  were  so  many  scattered  about  the 
room,  some  of  which  had  actually  taken  fire.  Mr. 
Quin  therefore  begged  he  would  permit  the  porters 
to  collect  them  together,  and  to  put  them  away,  and 
to  do  any  thing  he  wanted  ;  upon  which  he  said,  no ! 
no  !  and  in  the  most  peremptory  manner  ordered 
them  to  leave  his  chambers,  saying  they  were  only 
servants  to  the  Society,  and  had  no  business  in  his 
chambers.  Mr.  Quin  observed,  that  consistently 
with  his  duty  as  Steward  of  the  Inn,  he  could  not 
leave  his  chambers  in  that  dangerous  situation.  Mr. 
Ritson  then  appearing  much  enraged,  swore  he  would 
make  them,  for  that  they  came  to  rob  him,  and  im- 
mediately went  to  his  bed-room,  and  returned  with  a 
drawn  dagger  in  his  hand ;  at  sight  of  which,  Mr. 
Quin  and  the  porters  immediately  left  the  chambers, 
Mr.  Ritson  pursuing  them  along  the  passage,  and 
they  in  their  hurry  shut  the  outer  door,  leaving  me  in 
tlie  room.  On  his  return  I  disarmed  him,  and  begged 
him  to  sit  down  while  1  explained  every  thing.     He 


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was  then  very  complaisant^  and  said  he  did  not  mean 
to  offend  me,  but  swore  vengeance  against  those  who 
had  left  the  room.  He  insisted  on  my  going  into 
his  best  apartment,  which  I  did,  and  found  his  books 
and  papers  scattered  on  the  floor,  as  they  were  in  the 
other  chamber.  He  asked  me  to  drink  with  him, 
which  I  refused.  He  paid  me  some  compliments  as 
a  neighbour,  and  said  he  would  give  me  a  history  of 
his  life.  He  told  me  he  had  a  great  passion  for 
books,  of  which  he  possessed  the  finest  collection  in 
England.  That  he  had  written  upon  many  subjects, 
and  had  confuted  many  who  had  written  upon  law 
and  theology.  He  said  he  was  then  writing  a  pam- 
phlet proving  Jesus  Christ  an  impostor!  but  that 
something  had  lately  discomposed  him,  and  he  was 
therefore  resolved  to  destroy  many  of  his  manuscripts, 
for  which  purpose  he  was  then  sorting  his  papers. 
I  heard  him  patiently  for  an  hour  and  an  half,  when 
I  advised  him  to  go  to  bed,  which  he  said  he  would 
do,  and  I  left  him  seemingly  composed.  About  an 
hour  after,  he  became  very  violent  and  outrageous, 
throwing  his  furniture  about  his  chambers  and  break- 
ing his  windows.  I  then  went  to  him  again,  and 
endeavoured  to  pacify  him,  but  without  effect.  He 
had  a  dagger  in  one  hand  and  a  knife  in  the  other, 
though  I  had  taken  the  other  dagger  from  him,  and 


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carried  it  to  my  own  chambers.  He  raved  for  d 
considerable  time,  till,  being  quite  exhausted,  he 
went  to  sleep.  A  person  was  then  sent  for  from 
Hoxton  to  take  care  of  him,  who  remained  with 
him  five  days,  and  said  that  his  derangement  was  in- 
curable. I  visited  him  every  day,  when  he  appeared 
very  glad  to  see  me,  and  said,  *  Here  comes  my 
friend,  who  will  set  me  at  liberty;'  but  violently 
abused  his  keeper,  and  said,  the  devil  would  torment 
him  for  his  cruelty  in  keeping  him  so  confined.  It 
was  thought  proper  by  his  friends  to  remove  him  to  a 
mad-house,  where  I  understand  he  died  in  a  few  days. 
I  have  since  learned  that  his  malady  was  a  family 
disorder,  and  that  his  sister  died  mad." 


3\st  March,  1804. 


END    OF    VOL.  I. 


J.  m'creery,  Printer, 
Black-Horse-Court,  London. 


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