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1926
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assistant €i)itors
Sarah E. Coggswell, '26 Frank W. Putnam, '26
Edwin E. Whitmore, '27
iSusiness jWanagcr
Herbert R. Wilson, '26
assistant JSusiness iilanasers
Howard C. Bradley, '26 Bernard H. Kenyon, '27
3JofeeS aiibertising
Bessie B. Ames, '26 Richard C. Tonseth, '26
Paul L. Burgevin, '26 Ernest F. Markert, '26
Elmer S. Fitzgerald, '27
athletics art dEbitor
Roland W. Sawyer Helen M. Wood
^fjotograpfjs
Henry W. Davidson
jFacultp ajJbisor
Director Roland H. Verbeck
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We have attempted to make this volume of the
Shorthorn the most interesting and valu-
able to its subscribers. We hope our
work has not been entirely in vain,
and that novi' and in future
years this Shorthorn will
recall many happy
memories of the
Class of 1926
l^iitrattnn
To:—
PAUL WINTHROP VIETS, an earnest worker
for the advancement of the Two Year
Course, our advisor and friend, we
dedicate the 1926 SHORTHORN
as a token of our
regard
Paul W. Viets
Born 1894. Special Courses ilassaeliusetts Institute Technology. Director of Mechanic
Arts, Lancaster, Mass., 1915-1916. Industrial Superintendent Grenfell Association, Labrador,
1917. XJ. S. Army, 1917-1920. Student Adviser, Federal Board Staff, Massachusetts Agri-
cultural College, 1920. Supervisor of Farm Placement Training, Massachusetts Agricultural
College 1921, to date. Member: — The Industrial Eolations and Employment Managers
Association. The National Association of Appointment Secretaries. Tlie American Man-
agers Association. The National Educational Association.
(Elinor ILouise iHencljin
September 15, 19C5
June 3, 1925
IN MEMORIAM
Life was sweet to her 'cause of the friends she had made
And the things which in common she shared;
She wanted to live, not because of herself,
But because of the people who cared.
It was giving and doing for somebody else;
On that all her life's splendor depended.
And the joy of the world, when she summed it all up
Was a new friend made, ere day had ended.
Director Roland Hale Verbeck
Born 188H. B. Sc, Miissiieliusotts Ag]-iciiltui:il College, 1908. Principal Petersham High
Bcliool, 1908-1910. lieadniaster ParHonsfieiil-Seiniiiaiy, Maine, 1910>-1916. Harvard Graduate
Hc-hool of Education. 1916-1917; V. S. Air Service, 1917-1918; A. E. P., 1918-1919;
Director New York State School of Agriculture, St. Lawrence University 1919-1924; Director
of Short Courses, Ma.ssachusetts Agricultural College, 1924 to date. Phi Sigma Kapjia.
Edward Morgan Lewis
Born 1872. B. A., Williams College, 1896; M. A.. Williams College, 1899; Graduate of
Boston School of Expression, 1901; Instructor in Public Speaking, Columbia University,
1901-03; Instructor and Assistant Professor in Public Speaking and Oratory, Williams
College, 1903-11; Instructor, Harvard Summer School, 1903 and 1906; Instructor, Yale
Divinity School, 1904-14; Assistant Professor of English and Assistant Dean, Massachusetts
Agricultural College, 1911; Professor of Literature and Associate Dean, M. A. C, 1912;
Dean and Professor of Languages and Literature, M. A. C, 1914; Head of Division of
Humanities, 1919; Acting President, 1913-14, 1918-19, 1921 and 1924 to date; Alumni
Trustee, Williams College, 1915 to date; President New England Inter-eollegiate Athletic
Association, 1920-23; Member of American Academy of Political and Social Sciences;
Trustee of the School of Expression, Boston; Director National Eisteddfod Association;
Member of American Geographic Society; Member Phi Kappa Phi, Phi Gamma Delta.
ICist of Jarultg
Max F. Abell, Ph.D.
Luther Arrington, B.Sc.
LoRiN E. Ball, B.Sc.
Luther Banta, B.Sc.
Mary A. Bartley,
Morton H. Cassidy, B.Sc.
Walter W. Chenoweth, M.Sc.
Lawrence S. Dickinson, B.Sc.
Brooks D. Drain, S.M.
Arthur P. French, M. Sc.
Mary E. Garvey, B.Sc.
Guy V. Glatfelter, M.Sc.
Laurence R. Grose, A.B., M.F.
Christian L Gunness, B.Sc.
Margaret Hamlin, B.A.
Curry S. Hicks, B.Pd.
Samuel C. Hubbard,
Henry F. Judkins, B.Sc.
Helen Knowlton, A.M.
John B. Lentz, A.B., V.M.D.
Merrill J. Mack, M.Sc.
Charles E. Marshall, Ph.D.
Charles A. Michels, M.Sc.
Richard T. Muller, M.Sc.
John B. Newlon,
Charles H. Patterson, A.M.
Marion Pulley, B.Sc.
George F. Pushee,
George J. Raleigh, M. Sc.
Victor A. Rice, M.Agr.
William F. Robertson, B.Sc.
William C. Sanctuary, B.Sc.
Fred C. Sears, M.Sc.
Edna L. Skinner, B.Sc.
Harold W. Smart, LL. B.
Grant B. Snyder, B.Sc.Agr.
Charles H. Thayer,
Clark L. Thayer, B.Sc.
Charles H. Thompson, M.Sc.
Ralph A. Van Meter, B.Sc.
T. George Yaxis, M.Sc.
Farm Management
Horticulture
Physical Education
Poultry Husbandry
Home Economics
Entomology
Horticultural Manufactures
Horticulture
Pomology
Pomology
Microbiology
Animal Husbandry
Forestry
Agricultural Engineering
Counselor of Women
Physical Education
Floriculture
Dairying
Home Economics
Veterinary Science
Dairying
Microbiology
Agronomy
Floriculture
Agricultural Engineering
English, Dramatic Coach
Poultry Husbandry
Agricultural Engineering
Pomology
Animal Husbandry
Horticultural Manufactures
Poultry Husbandry
Pomology
Home Economics
<i Business Law
1 Rural Sociology
Vegetable Gardening
Agronomy
Floriculture
Horticulture
Pomology
Dairying
iltstarij 0f tl|f Qfiufl-f far (Hours? at
iHaasarl^usptts Agricultural (JoUrg?
The Two Year Course in Practical Agriculture was established by the
State Legislature early in 1918, the first class entering M. A. C. in Septem-
ber 1918.
The course was designed primarily to fit young men and women for
life on Massachusetts farms. It aims to give them a chance to specialize
along some chosen line, and then offers a general knowledge of various
other branches of farming. For major courses Animal Husbandry, Poultry
Husbandry, Pomology, Vegetable Gardening, Floriculture, Horticulture,
and Dairy Manufactures are off'ered, with Domestic Science courses for
the girls.
The time is not all spent at the college, for during the spring term
and summer of the first year, a farm placement training period is required.
Under careful supervision this important part of the work is carried on,
and now counts more heavily towards graduation than formerly. Begin-
ning last year the time was extended to a full six months, so fall classes are
now resumed in early October. The second year, students continue classes
for another term, graduating in June.
Athletics and other forms of recreation are participated in. Football,
basketball, and baseball teams are maintained and a schedule arranged.
As yet we have no varsity hockey team but class games are played. This
year, for the first time, our clubs were included in the interfraternity
basketball schedule of the college.
The Two Year students have their own social functions. In addition,
they join with the four year students in supporting the athletic and non-
athletic activities of the college.
In the Kolony Klub and the A. T. G. Club the male members find all
the good times, dignity, and friendships which go with such organizations,
while the women have the S. C. S. to aid them in their work. These clubs
all play an important part in creating a spirit of helpfulness and goo^
spirit.
Classes in the short course are conducted separately from those of
the college course; a separate budget being provided by the state, all
expenses being paid from it. We enjoy the privilege of having college pro-
fessors instruct our two year classes, and some two year instructors handle
college classes.
A Student Governing Body is elected, consisting of representatives
from both the first and second year classes. This group looks after fresh-
man rules and aids in maintaining a high standard of conduct.
As we the class of 1926 leave Aggie and the Two Year Course, we wish
to express our appreciation to all those who have made our work at the
college possible, and give them our assurance that we will prove the value
of the course in years to come as other graduates are now doing.
fulietta ©'Bonnell
€lbera ^cljuler
Hattjerinc iflattin
Many are the good turns these young ladies have done for all of us._
The Class of '26 as a whole takes this opportunity of showing thejr
appreciation for the many kindnesses they have received from them in
one form or another.
Someone who has helped make our path at Aggie a smoother one, we
wish to remember them as our friends.
CLASS OFFICERS, 1926
President, Charles W. Parker
Vice-President, Elizabeth J. Rowell Secretary, Janet Whitcomb
Treasurer, Wh.liam W. Mac Culloch
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Ollass iitatnru
OT such a very long time ago, one bright September day, we
found ourselves heading for Amherst, a town about which
many of us knew little. Let that be as it may, we all succeeded
in finding the Social Union Room, where thru the able guidance
of Miss Mercier, Miss Martin, Miss Schuler and others, our first
program was made out.
After this event, classes and the endeavor to keep a trouble-
some freshman hat on became our main difficulties. Occasionally
President Murphy of the Student Council would lecture on 'Obeying the
Rules' or Mike Hartney would attempt to reap support for the football
team, but like all freshmen we were so green that action was a bit slow.
Among other things cam.e club and social activities. A night on the
burning sands, was part of initiation menus dealt by kindly Seniors.
Several Friday evening dances were held. Then came our first stumbling
block, the finals.
Soon after New Years found us starting out on the winter term. We
had become accustomed to the life and were profitting greatly. Frequent
visits were made to Mr. Viets' office with the result that Aggis was forsaken
after the winter term for our period of placement on a farm.
Emerging from a most beneficial six months' ex-Qerience, we, the
Senior class returned to Aggie again, very nearly 100% strong. As it
was our turn to take the initiative we organized at an early date, electing
Charley Parker to fill Chick Potter's place as President, Betty Rowell to
again serve as vice-president, Janet Whitcomb to continue writing a bit
about nothing, and MacCulloch to succeed Hayden in handling our cash.
As our predecessors had done to us, so wa did to the freshmen. A
little advice now and then, 'a little razzing' too. plus a fairly strict enforce-
ment of the rules showed them who we were. Starting with the customary
M. A. C. C. A. reception we became acquainted with our frosh. Then came
the dances. As Seniors we enjoyed the rushing season of the clubs, gave
liberally of the paddle as we had so freely received it, and begged matches
and Life Savers to the best of our ability. The football season brought
another good team on the field captained by Ted Johnson.
With the winter term came another period of study which was helping
to round us into trim for our work after graduation. As sidelights came
a very successful Football dance, the usual ten-week dances, and hops
sponsored by the A. T. G. and K. K. The Shorthorn staff which was well
under way had us DOse for our pictures in the 'M' building. The basket-
ball team captained by Hal Parsons gave a good account of itself. As we
had done, the freshmen left us at the close of the term.
Starting the last lap of our "school days" we felt somewhat alone but
cur pride took care of that. Now came the baseball season which was
ours for the first time, the team headed by Ernest F. Riley. Plans
for the coming events and Commencement exercises took up all spare time,
until finally the term, which as previous ones had flown quickly, drew to a
close. As all Seniors we were given our certificates and cast out upon
the tidf' of life to make a name for ourselves and the short course of old
M. A. C.
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CLASS OF 1926
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Samuel &. airam
K. K.
Swansea, 1904. Vegetable Gardening.
Sam came to us from Bristol County Agricultural
School last fall to put the finishing touches on Iris educa-
tion. Tliough young in years Sam is no amateur at
growing the succulent vegetable and we can picture Mm
in the near future, dragging away on a Camel while
telling the neophyte on Placement Training just how
it is done in Bristol County. A quiet lad and an earnest
reader but when properly aroused we find an inexhaust-
able fund of stories at his command.
Clberton i^unting iaitott
"Al"
A. T. G.
Brookline, 1896. Poultry. Student Council 1-2-3 (Pres.)
-4-5; Football; Chairman Social Committee; President
A. T. G.; Class Orator.
' ' Great Tilings Come In Small FacJcages. ' '
Al came with us to study the poultry game but very
early demonstrated his qualities of leadership in our
class activities, thereby receiving the title of Prof, from
some of the class of 1927. Now that he has all the
tricks of the trade packed awa_y in his head we know
that he will be a great benefit to the community in
which he hangs out his shingle.
s. c. s.
Marshfield, 1907. General Course. Viee-Pres. Dramatic
Club. Senior play. Shorthorn Staff.
' ' She stands like a clvUd on the edge of the world
Brown eyes wide, red hair curled."
Yes, that 's our baby. A strong east wind blew lier far
away from the briny deep iuto the very settled agri-
cultural district of Amherst. We understand that Bessie
is an Home Ee. ma,ior but somehow she is getting very
much interested in ' ' An. Hus. ' ', especially horses. This
summer she became very much attached to some horses
in Vermont and we hear that she is thinking of giving
up "life in a cottage by the sea,"' and cast her lot
with her equine pets among the hills of Vermont.
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jFrebeiic SnlierEion
K. K.
Grafton, 1905. Vegetable Gardening. Football (2).
Audy is one of our few Veg. Gardening majors but
whether he takes up this particular line of business
after leaving college remains to be seen. Personally, we
believe that we will be more apt to tind him in a roof
garden than a vegetable garden. Wherever he goes or
Avhatever he does after leaving us we feel sure that Andy
will accomplish liis goal for tho quiet and unassuming
around campus he has evidenced a spirit of "stick-to-
ativeness ' ' that we all might well copy.
Pftilip (Eugene ^pclquist
"Apple"
Orange, 1906. Dairy Manufactures.
"Doing nothing ivith a great deal of sl-ill."
After graduating from New Salem Academy, Apple
decided to come to Aggie. Here he soon found that
automobiles have hard bumpers and besides we didn't
want applesauce anyway. This is one of the few times
that he has been brought to earth. After passing the
rest of the year more carefully he went to the Brockton
Producers Dairy, there he toiled for six long months
and after returning to us soon learned to shoot hash
with marked precision. We will not , predict anything
certain but wish him the best of luck.
"What am I after all, but a child,"
^^mwr^/iff^,'Wiwfrii^;-.
^(jerrolb Cmergon JSasgett
K. K.
Everett, 1904. Horticulture. Treas. Dramatic Club.
Senior play.
Sherrold came straight from the arms of Everett High
to M. A. C. where he at once became known for his
marked dramatic ability. His freshman year he was a
tender flower from the hot houses of Boston but Farm
Placement came and with it a change. He is now a
rough and ready "Jerry" with a chin that needs shav-
ing every other week. Has been known to smoke, goes
to the movies, and takes in all the dances but we cannot
get it out of his head that there is a Santa Glaus. Be
all this as it may we find Sherrold a throughly likeable
chap.
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Jaanalb !Us\)lev JSelcijer
"Belch"
A. T. G.
North Abington, 190'7. Animal Husbandry.
It is rumored around campus that Belch is one of
the best little ladies men in the far from meagre field
hereabouts. As a freshman he waxed prosperous and
fat but Placement training in Lee returned him to us
a mere skeleton of his former self, and while he no longer
has to pass the same place twice in order to cast a
shadow he is yet far from being the buxom boy of his
first year at "Aggie." As long as the cows are Guernseys
he will gladly arise at 4 A. M. to attend to their every
whim and if, in addition to a herd of this breed, the
gods of chance locate him where tliere is a flock of
pigeons also, Belcher will ask no more of this life.
Cfjarlcs ^nbreta Jfletcfjcr Ploob
"Andy"
K. K.
Pepperell, 1906. Poultry. Vice-Pres. K. K.
Tall, fair-haired, with blue eyes, Andy stalks to and
from his abode but not alone as a second look will
reveal his abbreviated shadow, Al. Nash. When it comes
to driving Flints he seems to be an authority on the
subject and there is yet to be a Prof, who can make
a slip without a quick check-up from Andy. Ask any
of them. This lad, one of the ' ' Eiot Twins Inc. ' ' is
an ardent admirer of the 30O egg hen and hopes to
have such birds on his plant. Who knows, he may yet
put Peppierell on the map.
J^otoarli Courtlanb JSrablep
"Brad"
A. T. G.
Seekonk, 1903. Animal Husbandry. Student Council
3-4-5 ; Class Song Leader ; Two-Year Orchestra ;
Treasurer A. T. G.; Shorthorn Staff.
A two-year quartette was formed at Aggie for which
Brad was chosen tenor, being a successful basso with
a decided trait for harmony he filled the capacity ad-
mirably. The Growlers Quartette vdW go down in the
history of the Two Year Course as one of gi-and and
glorious harmony. A social lion also both ' ' over the
mountain ' ' and at the Abby where no party is complete
without his smiling face and syncopated feet. Do not
be surprised to hear of a cow orchestra or quartette in
Seekonk one of these days. — Success.
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Cljarlesi Jfranfeltn JiroiBn
' ' Farmer ' '
K. K.
Worcester 1905. Animal Husbandry.
"In the college he's a mild one
Tarn him loose and he 's a wild one. ' '
Little did we suspect any application of the old song
to Brownie until Placement reports began to trickle in.
Developing a temperament rivalling a Prima Donna,
Brownie's overlord never knew whether he would find
'"Farmer" at work or just hitting out for home.
Perhaps the milk was not from "contented cows;" if
so that is the answer. Always individual in dress we
wonder if this individuality was the reason for the eight
mile walks home from the Wianno Club dances.
Sugugtme S?um£iteai>
"Bummy "
A. T. G.
iledford, 1904. Animal Husbandry.
Has this apple cheeked lad been mis-cast? Turn to
"Pom" Bummy and raise apples to rival your cheeks
and your fortune is made. No mere cow can ever
aijpreciate and be inspired by those cheeks as would
a Baldwin or a Mcintosh. "Bummy" is quite a loyal
member of the "keep yourself to yourself" club and
tlio the Abbey and K. of C. hall call to him now and
then his social complex is pretty well restrained.
^aul ILouia Purgebin
"Cupid"
A. T. G.
Port Chester, N. Y., 1906. Floriculture. Football 1-2;
Basket Ball 1; Student Council (1); Senior play;
Shorthorn Staff.
When ' ' Cupid ' ' struck campus it did not take him
very long to become accjuaintpd. His ample proportions
tilled the eye and his ready wit and humor made him
a welcome member of any party. Football called to
him for the first time and for two years he has been
a substantial guaid and in this his last year he has
become an ardent devotee of hiking, clamoring for more
and bettei' tramping. Truly a college "eddication" is
:i wonderful thing tho we can hardly expect even that
to give us the experience of seeing "Cupid" mounted
on skiis. From "Port Chester's Purple Press" we learn
that the Burgevin greenhouses are to be renovated and
that Paul Louis Burgevin, after a complete course in
Floriculture, Landscape Gardening and Horticulture at
Mass. Agric. College is to be the proprietor.
iHurrap Austen Callanber
' ' Cal ' '
A. T. G.
Boston, 1902. Poultry.
How ' ' Cal ' ' ever heard of the 2-yr. course in chickens,
given at M. A. C, way dovra in Kouchibaguac, N. B.
is a mystery. He managed to make his way to Amherst
by the way of Toronto, Detroit and Boston. It is
thought that he has shares in the electric light company
from the hours he keeps his light going but ' ' Cal ' '
says that the letters he Avrites to Xorth Adams and Bay
du Vin, N. B, require a lot of thought and light. His
future location while uncertain is, we feel sure, in the
vicinity of Lakeville, Mass, Despite a few handicaps
' ' Cal ' ' has come through in the game and we all hope
for liis success as a poultryman.
^ibnep (garbncr Carl
" Sid "
K. K,
Hatfield, 1905, Shorthorn Staff 1925,
Animal Husbandry.
"Sid's" major interest lies in beef cattle and he is
known throughout New England and Chicago as a
shower of fine Herefords and Sheep. As a classmate
he is also able to give us many pointers on tobacco and
onion culture and it is an acknowledged fact that Farm
Management S. 1 could not have stood the strain but
for ' ' Sid 's ' ' sound judgement and snoring. One admir-
able trait (among many) is his adaptibility to circum-
stances, for whatever turns his way "Sid" puts his
shoulder to the wheel and keeps it there.
Curtis Walter CtjaffEE
"Doc"
A. T. G.
Burlington, Vt., 1901. Dairy Manufactures.
"// you want anything well done, do it yourself."
' ' Doc ' ' came here to learn the dairy manufacturing
business and also to play "Skipper" on the "Tooner-
ville Trolley" over the Notch. Just because he is not
interested in the co-eds does not mean that "Doc" is
a ' ' she-hater ' ' ; girls, he is already spoken for. Always
an excellent scholar and a conscientious worker we know
that succes lies ahead of him unless the Toonerville
Trolley kicks him when liis back is turned.
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Krbins MMet Clapp
A. T. G.
Xortliliamptoii, 1906. Animal Husbandly.
"Better late than never."
If we only knew something about you we would en-
deavor to proclaim it, but you are so quiet, a man
of so few words, your secrets seem to be all your own.
Coming from Northampton to study sows, irving joined
us last fall. To those who know him he is a very likable,
amiable pierson. He is so moderate, we wonder if he
were ever ruffled, except of course, that strenuous even-
ing of the club initiation.
S)tetDart Jf lopb Clarfe
"Stewy"
A. T. G.
Conway, 190-7. Animal Husbandry.
"Stewy" hails from the metropolis of Conway where
he spent his early career as specialty salesman in his
father 's general store. He can sell anything from a
cow's manicuring set to a pair of shoe laces. The coal
strike does not worry Conway, for when Stewy learned
to drive he got in enough wood to last the town for
years. The electric poles were like magnets to
him. At present Stewart's Ford rung finely, it hits
on all four — rims. We expect to see Stewy on a large
dairy farm and wish him all kinds of good luck.
^arat) €((en CogBtoell
S. C. s.
Westboro, 1906. Animal Husbandry. Manager Dra-
matic Club; Commencement Committee; Asst. Editor,
Shoethorn; Treasurer S. C. S. ; Senior play.
' ' When wisdom speahs, let the whole ivorld listen. ' '
Here we have the original Farmerette! Sarah plans
to revolutionize the cattle world as soon as she shakes
the Amherst mud from her feet. She doesn't know just
liow but she is going to do it, and we know she will be
a success and will not let her cows fall down on the job
at milking time ("ask her about it). Sarah is one of
tliosc efficient people who always knows what to do and
how to do it. She makes a specialty of eluding finals,
Init her pet hobby is pruning orchards in North Amherst.
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S^alpf) J^erman Crocbcr
K. K.
HoUistoii, 1905. Floriculture. Prom. Committee.
Everyone knows and likes Ealph for his quiet ways
and his good natured attitude towards everyone and
everything in general. He sure is a good floriculture
student, probably because he puts a good deal of time
on his studies and rarely "steps out." The reason for
this is because he is very much interested in the ' ' Old
Home Town," or rather someone living there. If Ralph
in future years tackles the growing of flowers as he has
the study of them we know that a verj' few years will
find him at the head of his own floral company. May
all the success in the world be your's Ralph.
J^enrp llilfaur Babibson
"Hen"
A. T. G.
Auburn, 1902. Pomology. Shorthorn' Staff; Com-
mencement Committee Chairman.
Blind dates were Henry 's hobby until he came to
realize the ' ' Truth ' ' was best. Though the cares of
putting our likenesses in the Shorthorn added greatly
to the seriousness of this serious young man, he can when
the occasion demands crack a .joke, second to none in
appropriateness. As a main stay on the A. T. G. basket
ball team and also a premier bowler Henry has demon-
strated that his athletic ability is not of the ilexican
variety. We wonder if he will continue to stick to the
"Truth" so faithfully when he departs to Connecticut
to chase apple scab from prize Mclntoshes.
Cftarles (EUgtDortf) Babis
' ' Happy ' '
A. T. G.
North Adams, 1905. Horticulture.
4^5: Cheer Leader.
Student Council
"Better Be Happy Than Wise."
This sunny lad from the far famed Berkshires, and
Drury High, is certainly the embodiment of happiness.
Whoever nick-named him knew what they were talking
about as we have yet to see "Happy" with a grouch,
an enviable reputation, truly. ' ' Happy ' ' is one of the
handsome and efficient waiters at the ' ' Hash House, ' '
and tho he may be little he has a mind of his own.
It takes a good man to change his point of ^dew.
Of late we hare, noticed him taking the 6.30 for
Hash house Sunday evenings. Where do vou go on
Sunday, "Hap"?
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jfreti ILttaii BelLano
"Del"
K. K.
Eiclimond Hill, X. Y., 1905. Poultry Historian. Short-
horn Staff 1925; Student Council 1.
"For lie's a jolly good fellow."
Another member of the Growlers with the heavy voice
to carry the anchor part (no! he was never dragging).
' ' Del " is a quiet sort of chap and outside of his
quartette and classroom activities is seldom heard from.
The Abbey, Smith, or Mt. Holyoke knoAv him not as
his heart is at all times at Richmond Hill. Poultry being
his major he has devoted most of his time to the subject
and we know that he will gain success.
3fosepf) 29ci.orcn?o
" Joe "
K. K.
Kingston, 1904. Pomology.
■ ' ^4 wise man speal's little, l>ut listens well. ' '
Quiet, conservative Joe. Still those who have pene-
trated the mask have found true friendship and a
generous heart beneath. Joe is always ready to femile
but he also thinks before he leaps. He may have ob-
tained this particular characteristic from constantly
emerging victoiiously from a checker game. He will
give Plymouth and environs something to think about
when he introduces his strawberries, ' ' Only eight dollars
a quart! One at a time, please don't crowd."
abolpiie JSiron ©csroBiers
"Eosie"
A. T. G.
Orange, 1903. Football 1. Dairy Manufactures.
"I know my mind, and speak plainly, as it hids."
Although a stranger to nearly all that a 2-yr. course
implies it did not take Rosie long to get his bearings
and rank second to none. Making the football team
lii.s freshman year, when previous to that time it had been
just a name, then very soon establishing a regular and
frequent calling schedule at The Abby, and withal making
rapid strides daily in liis major subject so that now he
takes his hat off to no one as an ice cream maker par
excellence. It was injury alone that kept Eosie from
a back field jjosition on the Football team this year, and
nothing can take from him the courage of his convic-
tions which promjit his every word.
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€lmer aifaion BinglEp
"Ding"
A. T. G.
Sherborn, 1907. Animal Husbandry.
"Ding" drifted to M. A. C. in the fall of '24. Not
long did it take the boys to find where his interests
are focused. Take a walk through the library at most
any period of the day and there mil be the Master
Mechanic, studying a " book on tractors or a copy of
"Motor". "No horses on the farm," is "Dings"
motto. You can see .just how firmly motors are im-
pressed in his mind by his reply in class to a question
regarding the intimate make up of dairy cattle, his
answer was a masterly description of the "piston
displacement" of a Holstein-Friesian cow. His "tractor-
farm," as near as we can understand it, means buying
in a Case and a Holt for foundation stock and raising
little Pordsons. Well, Fulton was laughed at.
€btoarb Popte ©onncUp
"Ed"
K. K.
Waltham, 1903. Animal Husbandry. Dramatic Club.
"Ed" is one of these never-falling, can't go wrong,
always-on-time guys, the answer being, he comes from
W-A-L-T-H-A-M, the Watch City. As chief engineer
and stoker and also as organizer on the K.K. basket ball
team Eddie has won renown outside his chosen haunts,
and speaking as an obser^-er we have failed to notice,
of late, any more ardent disciple of the Terpsichorean
art than our "Ed." One of those cow punching animal
husbandry men, we wish him all kinds of good luck
when he leaves Aggie.
Iltlltam Cbtnarb Jfostcr
"Bill"
K. K.
Ipswich, 1905. Floriculture. Dramatic Club.
Not for the jazz orchestra does Foster 's trombone
yearn; no indeed! His instrument is no raucous slip-
horn, but a mellow toned trombone uttering sweet music
worthy of an Arthur Pryor. Bill rates an unusual honor
— a room in South College and a pretty keen room it
is as all who have been in it can vouch. If your
larkspur will not ' ' lark ' ' or your ' ' glads ' ' belie their
name, break out your horn Bill and play to them and
all will be as it should be.
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Hcnnetl) JSullarb JfuKam
K. K.
Xorth Brookfield, 1906. Pomology.
There can be no question but that this "Joe Apple"
will come thru handily, for he has had one season under
'■Duke" Hazen, '24, and is planning to put in another
season at Elm Hill Tarm. Of course it may be like
Postum. ' ' There 's a Eeason, ' ' for his wanting to put
in a second year in this vicinity, besides apples.
Crnest #oHitf)toattc
"Goldie"
Dunstable, 1905. Vegetable Gardening. Dramatic Club.
"There is no time lil~e the present."
The lad humorously known as ' ' Goldie ' ' spends most
of his time dodging the women for he is a tiue member
of the "Tappa Haffa Kegga." Pinal examinations and
the possibilities of flunking have always been the least
of his worries. Quite a quiet lad, but he has developed
an expertuess in the art of making a "pie-bed" which
is almost uncanny. When he is not exereisin,g this
gift he is taking us in at wliist, but what sweet revenge
ivhen we take him out to bowl, tho frankly we feel that
if Goldie could only devote the time to knocking them
down that some do we would have to 'number that as
another accomplishment, for he does notliing poorly.
^t)oma« Iclvnolb iijamilton
' ' Tommy ' '
A. T; G.
190.5. Pomology.
Dramatic Club ;
Fair Haven, Vt.,
Senior play.
This soft spoken, dark haired fellow, is, we are sure,
Pair Haven's pride and joy. Tho sleep hangs heavy on
his pent house lids and soporific Profs, find Tommy the
first to succumb to their sleep inducing ways. It simply
(jroves that he has the courage of his convictions —
' ' tliere is no time like the present for a nap. ' ' However,
when interest forces Morpheus into the background we
are surprised at the keenness and assiduity with which
he pursues knowledge to its lair and claims it for his
own.
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"Bottle"
A. T. G.
South Sudbury, 1907. Floriculture.
Ealph and his parentheses strolled to ' ' Aggie ' ' to
take up the study of raising plants with pretty flowers
on them. Although he industriously slings hash twenty
consecutive times a week he finds time to follow ' ' Hap ' '
to ' ' Hamp ' ' every Sunday evening and if you want to
know the fine points about the fair sex just give Ealph
the floor. Tho '"Bottle's" legless Big Ben rattles in
vain every morning, we know that when he and his
ice-tongs repair to Georgia to grow pretty posies the
sun will find him already up and away.
Ctjarles Carncst ^avhrn
K. K.
Newtonville,
Club.
1904. Pomologv. President of Dramatic
Why! When! Where! Bow!
Hayden must have money for he is always talking to
himself in classes and when he is not doing that he is
reaching out into the mental ether and pulling down
extraneous questions. The Short Course office seems to
be a very interesting place for Charles to visit, possibly
for the same reason that he is often seen on the last car
in from Xorth Amherst. Charlie tells us that he intends
to raise apples and ' ' apples-of -the-eye. ' ' Frank you
are, but more power to you.
jFranfe l\alpt) J^ctron
A. T. G.
Greenfield, 1904. Dairy Manufactures.
This tall, lanky, big fisted and big hearted lad came
here purposely to learn Dairy Manufacturing, but it has
been said that he has specialized in ice cream making.
For two years he has labored, getting out of finals and
keeping the dishes clean at the Davenport, "Thus scoring
three more points for the farmer." Under the able
tutelage of Cepurneek '25 "Sterile" learned all the
fine points of the game at the Pittsfield Milk Exchange
and incidentally found a very good reason for visiting
Dalton regularly. As the Eskimo Pie king of Iceland
Frank wDl be the hit of the season.
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Jfranfa ileslcp ftcfisi
' ' Digit ' '
A. T. G.
Springfield, 1907. Horticulture. Prom. Committee.
Here we have "The boy from Spring-field." Just ask
liim. "Digit's" explanation that the razors slip was
responsible for the loss of his moustache does not con-
vince us, in truth, it was a woman's smile. A great
.iflmirer of the great open spaces and B. B., no you
are Avrong it is neither basket ball nor yet baseball.
We wiB let Frank explain that one. Tho his outdoor
sports seem to consist mostly in running to and from
Hasli and then to the Abby his love for nature is
genuine and we expect to see incorporated the Hess Snow
Shoveling Co. of Alaska soon after his departure from
11. A. C.
' ' Humpy ' '
iledford, 1906. Poultry.
"Fighting His Way Through School."
This sounds like the title to a Eing Lardner story but
Humphrey was forced to sacrifice his amateur standing in
order to insure completing his course. A doughty boxer to
be sure but his quiet manner successfully conceals his .un-
doubted ability in liis avocation. Having withstood the
buffetings of unkind fate for two years and never-
theless maintained a high grade in his class work we
cannot but predict a speedy and sur6 success as a
poultryman.
(gerallJ ^vhe
' ' Jerry ' '
K. K.
Buzzards Bay, 1903. Horticulture. Student Council
3—1-5; President, K. K.; Class Hockey.
"Its love, its love, that makes the world go round."
A .sailor's life is wild and free, with a girl in every
I port. "Its wild all right," says "Jerry", but the free
stuff was out aboard the good ship Nantucket. So he
for.sook the navy and came to Aggie. He surely showed
rare judgement in picking his major, for Horticulture
is a vocation wliicji does not call for early rising and
how he loves his bed o 'mornings. This may be warranted
by his frequent visits to " Tlie Abby" where this dashing
"Carl Campus" is always welcomed. With demon-
strated executive ability and an abundance of "go-get-
'em ' ' we believe that ' ' Jerry ' ' will be a success in his
cliosen field of activity.
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(gunnar (Eftcoborc Sotjnson
' ' Ted ' '
A. T. G.
Leicester, 1904. Animal Husbandry. Student Council
3-4-5; Football 1; Captain 2.
Ted first appeared on the campus in September and
lost no time in becoming acquainted with the "Abbey".
He very shortly followed tliis up by familiarizing him-
self with the high-ways and by-ways of the surrounding-
country side. Before coming witli us his specialty was
Ayrshires and it Avill not be long before he is one of
the recognized authorities on this sterling breed of
cows. His fellow students have recognized "Ted's"
true worth, witness his election as Captain of the foot-
ball team and to the long term of the Student Council.
Tho somewhat of a dreamer, his dreams all point fo a
worthwhile goal, his own herd of Ayrshires and that
cozy bungalow. Good luck, Ted.
Cage Jfrcb Jofjnson
"Swede"
K. K.
Milton, 1906. Poultry.
A quiet man indeed given to earnest pursuit of his
studies, saying little but thinking much. On rare occa-
sions "Swede" upon due provocation will call upon
the tongue of his Fatherland .-ind floor all within hearing
by an awe compelling flood of pure Swedish. At least
we imagine it to be pure, for could Tage be other than
that?
STfjEobore llaafeinen
' ' Ted • '
K. K.
Fitchburg, 1904. Pomology. Dramatic Club.
Ted is one of the most studious fellows in the class
and being a bit bashful is never heard to speak out of
turn. Last winter one of his fellow countrymen came
to tliis country and burned up the board tracks with
his speed. Ted, not to be out done by Nurmi, burns
up the dance hall floor with his fancy stepping.
Perhaps he may join hands with Anderson and run that
roof garden with Ted as the dancing instructor.
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Kiarfaara iS^nox
s. c. s.
Taunton, 1905. Floriculture. President of S. C. S.;
Dramatic Club ; Senior play.
Our second term at "Aggie" we were joined by this
cheery blue-eyed maid who decided that Floriculture
was her calling in life. She percolates around the
"Abby" looking for fun and usually finds it. She
is a good sport and craves much out-door life. Her fun
loving nature isn 't the only side of her for she can be
very wise and dignified as she shows in guiding the S.
C. S. through it's years program.
Barbara has many plans and some day we expect to
find the sweepstakes at all prominent flower shows being
carried off by the above mentioned young lady.
loscpf) Mark ILdtbh
"Joe"
A. T. G.
Worcester, Vermont, 1904. Animal Husbandry. Student
Council 2-3-4-5; Secretary, A. T. G.
"The World Knows Nothing of it's Greatest Men."
Another member of the Groivlers Quartette — second
tenor to be specific. A peppery, snappy fellow who
broke up many a lehearsal to go home and write a letter
to — . Well, a letter a day was Joe 's duty. Whatever
else was neglected — friends or studies — that letter had
to go at all costs.
Joe is a devoted Jersey admirer and plans to journey
to the Island of Jersey to make a further study of
these famous cattle. (It is rumored that he w-ill not
go alone). Another thing of interest to Joe is bees
and he expects to have some in connection with hite
stock farm.
ILeboifi SfoljiT ILtoncini
"Lou"
K. K.
Pomology. Dramatic Club;
Basket-
Milford, 1904.
ball 1-2.
"Lift thy nose from the grindstone,
And occasionally look around. ' '
We often hear of the major things,
Which are concealed, behind a cloud,
Until suddenly some inventive mind
Reveals it, unwraps the shi'oud.
But the major things were minor things.
Which grew, and grew, and gj-ew,
And the mind of this particular man
Consists of minors too.
Yes, "Lou" has a wonderful mind. Perhaps it origi-
nated in Boston ; the evening we played follow the
leader. His personality and competency are unique, and
with them he has paved a long and friendly way. We
are proud of him and some day we know that he will
sit up on the top of the world and smile.
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lailliam llefaster Mat CuUotlj
' ' Mac ' '
K. K.
Salem, 1900. Pomology. Student Council 1-2-3 ; (Vice-
President 2-3); Class Treasurer; Treasurer, K. K.
"Longing, not so much to change things, but to
overturn them- ' '
"Meet the fashion plate of the campus." This
pleasant lad is a combination of Carl Campus and Joe
College, only a decided improvement on both. "We often
wonder which Bill has the most of, change of clothes
or change of courses. Probably neither, however, mostly
change of heart.
This "Winsome Waif from the Witch City" loves
his home town. When joshed about it he never fails
to retort, "They may build ships in Peabody, but they
have to take them out to Salem."
Little need be said about Mac's scholastic standing.
Suffice it is to mention the four following honorary
degrees: T. D. S., B. Y. A., F. W. B. B., H. S. S.
If Mac doesn't change his major again, we hope to
find him some day as proprietor of a famous chain of
roadside stands.
i;i)eoI)orE €llMen iHaclLean
K. K.
Lyme, N. H., 1904. Pomology.
"Mac" is a son of the White Mountains, (where
apples is apples) and has inherited many of its rural
tendencies. The main one is getting up early, which
he finds very useful as he is janitor at Kate Walsh's.
' ' Mac ' ' has taken the agency for a well known
nursery firm, and has been very active as a salesman.
He is already on the road to success as he has sold one
hundred apple trees, which he purchased for the start
of his own orchard. He has a fiery disposition and a
mind of his own. Woe be to the man who intentionally
runs against his grain.
€rne£(t jftehetick Matkevt
K. K.
Amherst, 1906. Pomology. Dramatic Club; Advertis-
ing, Shortkorn.
"A Boy in Years, iut a Mind Advanced,"
Does anyone w-isli to know something about Po-
mology, ask Markert. This serious South Amherst boy,
who spent his summer in Connecticut, found that Georgia
isn't the only state where peaches are raised.
Markert has often been heard to exliale in a long and
convulsive sigh, "Gee, but this subject is too deep for
me. '' ' We have noticed, however, that somehow he
always manages to solve the deep stuff.
He has never been known to have escorted any of the
fair sex to a dance, still, there are suspicions that he
has something in reserve. Will he succeed? Success is
stamped across his brow.
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aniJietn ILouis iilassa
' ' Andy ' '
A. T. Ct.
East Boston, 1902. Animal Husbandry. Basket Ball
1-2; Football 2.
"Andy" is one of our old stand-by's — one who puts
liis Avhole heart and energy into every thing that he
attempts. "Andy" likes nothing better than to go out
and make a sensational attack on a man tAviee his size
and receive a dozen or so broken ribs as long as he is
doing what Red said to do and is "getting his man."
Women do not interest "Andy," at least we have no
evidence that they do.
' ' Andy 's ' ' pet sayings are ' ' Hey Buddy ' ' and ' ' Bend
Ovali". Maybe "Andy" wants to train men for base-
ball candidates, thus the last saying is explained.
' ' And}' ' ' expects to go out for baseball himself you
know.
This fellow spends most of his time either up at the
A. T. G. or in the Library studying Animal Husbandry.
We hope that he will invite us all down to a reunion at
his farm.
(George M^tl)t\as
"Nate"
K. K.
Dedham, 190i2. Pomology. 2-yr. Orchestra.
This is "Nate," look him over. As clean and straight
forward a fellow as ever sailed forth from Dedham.
A man of experience, one who has traveled consiijerably,
he knows the ways of the world better than many of us.
In the musical line just speak to him, for whether it
be a banjo or a Jew's harp it's all the same.
He must be good as an orchardist for he went all the
way to Maryland for his farm placement training.
We wonder why he so often elects to leave
.\ndierst to spend the weekends elsewhere. This is none
of our business, but it makes us envious just the same.
Here's to you, George.
Malter p. ilWapnarb
Springfield, 1903. Horticulture.
We are sorry to say that Amherst presents none of
the thrills one might experience on the great plains of
the west, but the Chevrolet company has done wonders
in assembling a car which so highly satisfies the needs
of such a famous horseman, cow puncher, and bronco
buster as Duke. As an aid to all our friends, we feel
sure that he is the best authority on which one of the
Xew England standard nine is best to use for the
liiopagation of a cover crop on the upper lip. His
horticultural touch certainly would be valuable. In fact
if you have any problem weighing on your mind, whether
it be of local or world-wide interest, the solution will
be gladly given you. Duke has it on his tongue's end,
he never fails.
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jFramtg jFrcberittt illcCIosfeep
< ' Mac ' '
A. T. G.
Wincliester, N. H., ]904. Pomology. Dramatic Club.
Another one of the Granite State 's sons avIio found
the opportunities at M. A. C so attractive that he has
torn himself away from his beloved state for two long
years. Although a Pom. major "Mac" longs for the
time when each succeeding day means five hundred more
white pine trees planted. We really believe that this
boy from New Hampshire would ask nothing better than
to sit down in the middle of a quarter of section planted
solidly with Pinus strobi and there spend the rest of
his days communing with his coniferous friends. In-
cidentally ' ' Mac ' ' was quite a keeir student in Forestry
S— 1 his freshman year and it was thru no fault of his
that the proposed Mt. Toby trip did not come off.
Jofjn jUcCurbp
"Mac"
K. K.
Gardiner, Me., 1902. Floriculture.
"Great stuff you hnow."
A while ago ' ' Mac ' ' came to us from distant Maine.
He immediately acclimated himself away down town
where the tall buildings and churches grow. He took
up Flori. and Hort. and has a natural love for growing
things in general. All the while he counted the days
when back home again he would be. Just why we don 't
know, but then, from our observations ' ' Mac ' ' would
make a good liusband. He takes to everything with that
unbounded enthusiasm of his and the pine trees will
surely strut around when he gets back.
Slice jWaube iWecfeer
s. c. s.
Ludlow, 1900. Floriculture.
We have all looked on Alice 's nineties and hundreds,
etc. with envy because she always gets them. We have
not seen much of her, at least at the Abbey, this year,
for she has been keeping house for Tilly and her
family. In this we hear that she has been very success-
ful, tliey say that all look liappy and healthful. We
understand that Alice liopes to have a — shall we say —
"cosy little greenhouse" all her own some day. No, now
don' t get the wrong impression not ' ' green ' ' house, but
a greenliouse. She does not know just what is in store
for her immediately after her departure from M. A. C,
but we are sure that some well-deserving person Avill
benefit by Alice 's able assistance.
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fames IBtoisbt iWellcn
"Jim"
A. T. G.
Athol, 1905. Pomology. Dramatic Club; Senior play.
To our list of quiet unassuming members we must not
neglect to add Jim. Though majoring in Pom. lie would
readily give one the appearance of a lumberman, with
his broad shoulders and stealthy gait. You wouldn't be
far from right, for, as a matter of fact, he is interested
in forestry. Until lately Jim has been a bit shy socially,
but we are glad to say that he has at last found him-
self, as was evidenced especially during the basketball
.s^eason. He was also one of the ardent supporters of
tlie dancing class. Athol is frequented over many week-
ends as he is the possessor of one of Henry 's own.
Just Avhether Jim will center his efforts on forestry or
fruit growing remains to be seen, anyway, here 's power
to you.
iaiexanber Allaire i^asJ)
"Al"
Mattapoisett, 1904. Poultry. K. K. secretary.
"Oh, Andy."
This is "Al", look him over. He dresses like a
■ ' Sheik ' ' but his beard often reminds us of a " Hobo. ' '
He is, however, neither. Another one of those chicken
chasing majors, he believes in the theory that if you
sleep in the woodshed you'll never be cold. The boy
who forgot to grow, we certainly hope "Al's" hair
ceases to fall. Just wheie the sailor pants came from
Ave don't know, possibly they have a navy yard at
Mattapoisett. This second member of the "Riot Twins"
is good in his studies, a good sport, aid not so bald
all around.
Wtniamin Mtiton i^efcofjall
' ' Benny ' '
A. T. G.
Danvers, 1907. Poultry.
"Don't mind me, I only worTc here."
There was at least one person Avho knew just what
he was up here to take when he strolled into the office
to make out his first schedule, ' ' Benny " is a poultry
enthusiast thru and thru, in fact he is often called Prof.
Banta by his classmates. He studied and worked with
liens before he joined us, and whenever any discussion
is in order, one may see him constantly in the fore-
ground. Socially, this wee lad is on his toes. The
Abbey, Mount Holyoke, and other places are all ac-
customed to his visits, and the M. building may require
a new dance floor if he stays at Aggie much longer.
He is always jolly and good natured even in the face
of a returned genetics quiz. We are sure that we will
hear from "Benny" in the future, possibly as the first
breeder to have a 365-egg flock average, or as a top-
notch show man. Whatever it is, we wish you success.
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Slerico (©ttabiano ©Ipmpio
Togoliind, W. C, Africa, 1900. Animal Husbandry.
A newcomer into our class this year, this fellow is
one wlio you like more and more the better you Itnow
him. There is not one of us who has traveled several
thousand miles to attend ' ' Aggie, ' ' but Olympic is an
exception. Togoland presents many agricultural
problems and it is with the hope of gaining sufficient
knowledge to solve them that the Two Year course is
honored by his presence.
Cftarlcs Mtlsion Parfecr
K. K.
East Orleans, 1896. Horticulture. Class President 2 ;
Editor-in-Chief, Shorthorn.
The boy friend and his beloved wife came to Aggie
from the land of beautiful Cape Cod, and after taking
tw-o trials in Winter School, Charlie decided to do it
right and joined us in the Winter term of 1925. When
Placement came around he decided to go in for ' ' cow
pasture pool" or the famous game of "hit-and-huut, "
golf in other words. So golf work he is studying and
we feel sure he will be a success for if anything goes
wrong Charlie will tell them, for he sure can talk. ' ' Ask
the doctor, ' ' says someone, ' ' he knows, ' ' for Charlie
is the fellow to see if its a woman — he 's married, been
there for nigh on to &V2 years. Here's to Charlie,
favorite of our class, and we wish both you and
Mrs. Parker the best of luck.
ptjilip ^inbe parsons
' ' Fairy ' '
A. T. G.
Manchester-by-the-Sea, 1905. Floriculture.
The "Fairy" traveled the longest distance in his
career when he dropped into Amherst in 1924. Consider-
able enjoyment has been his, to spend, leisure hours
with the ' ' local attractions, ' ' but occasionally he re-
members the ' ' only one ' ' back home. This has been
shown by his interest in knowing who is making the
trip this week end and by his frantic periods of saving.
If Phil leaves ' ' Aggie ' ' with proof that Candytuft is
not a confection and that Euphorbia is not a disease
his time has been well spent. Visitors to Manchester,
dont forget ' ' by-the-Sea ' ' will in later years find
"Fairy" peddling daisies on the Manchester dry dock.
Success.
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JMilliam tEtjomas Pearsc
' ' Bill ' '
A. T. G.
Rockland, 1903. Pomology. Football 1; Dramatic Club.
About the "Pomuiiest" of our Pomology majors is
Bill. Not content with starting his placement training
before the end of his freshman term Bill extended his
practical experience long past the date, the tlioughts of
which kept most of us going while demonstrating our
practical worth. As an inspector of apples for the State
William became a traveled, broadly experienced po-
mologist so can we question his positive statements in
class or is it to be wondered at that we designate him
as our "Pommiest" Pomology major.
isomer ^pooner ^routp
A. T. G.
Hardwick, 1!)08. Animal Husbandry. Football 2.
"He was always late on principle; Ms principle being
that punctu-ality is the thief of time."
Piouty is very much interested in the fuel situation.
Whether they use hard or soft coal in Furnace you will
have to ask him. We are inclined to think; hard.
Socially; Avell, we will refer you to the girls of "Hamp"
tlieir secrets to impart. As to classes, if they only
started at nine instead of eight perhaps he would be
on time. Prom the "Furnace" thou art; into the
' ' Furnace ' ' thou mayest return.
Jfranb Uenbell ^utnam, 3t.
' ' Put ' '
A. T.' G.
West Newton, 1905. Poultry. Assistant Editor, Short-
horn; Two Year Orchestra.
"// I can only get going I'll do it."
Prank really does not mean that at all for he is
always "going" at something and doing it well. All
ready he has made a start on his poultry business, not
for iiim to take a vacation after graduating. "Puts"
real pleasure in life is in perfoiming on the "traps"
in the oreliestra and nobly does he do his share _ at
tickling the ear and putting the itch in dance-itching
feet. .
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"Dick"
A. T. G.
Draeut, 1905. Animal Husbandly Drnmatic Club; Com-
mejieemeut Committee.
"Perpetually Good Natitred."
Dick comes from the little hamlet of Draeut and is
a product of the LoAvell High School. He is one of the
midgets of the class and for this reason is known as
"The Kid." His placement training was spent in Bed-
ford and "vve understand that there is a special attraction
which might take him back there after graduation. Upon
no consideration does Dick believe in getting up before
breakfast and this is why his three chapel cuts are al-
ways taken early in the term. His cheerfulness and
goodfelloW'Ship have served him to good advantage wliile
lie has been iiere at Aggie, and we hope it continues for
he is an all round boy.
(Ernest Jfranfe l^ilep
" Frankie ' '
A. T. G.
Dedham, 1901. Animal Husbandry.
" Siiccess."
Frankie lauded here in Amherst in the fall of the year
of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and twenty-four
with one idea — ^Success. He gave up selling shoes in the
'Bean City' to become a farmer, but aside from all this
we '11 tell you one or two of his adventures during the
past two years. The jioor boy nearl_y lost his life in
No. Adams when he narrowly escaped falling five stories,
ask him. With a hockey stick he is pretty keen, but
candidly admits that, "Football is no game for him."
We all hope that Frankie does not take too many cuts
after he gets on his own beef ranch. The best of
success to you old man, also a new pair of khaki pants.
See you in Stoneham !
Mortf) ^tetoart laoot
"W. S."— "Busty"
Colrain, 1904. Animal Husbandry.
"A man's condiwt is an indication to liis worth."
Hail Busty, the sheik of Colrain, widely known in
Springfield and North Adams. W. S. came to M. A. C.
to learn all he could about Animal Husbandry in general
and Ayrshires in particular, but he has also distinguished
liimself as head waiter at ' ' Wildner 's eating empori-
um." When Worth goes to Springfield he travels light,
two blocks of wood and an alarm clock. His rather dry
humor and cheerful disposition have w'on him many
friends during his two years at college. Busty intends
to return to Colrain, the home of the "dry land farms,"
after graduation, and we wish him the very best of
luck.
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€li?afactf) f ofjnsfon JaotDcll
' ' Betty ' '
Groton, 1906. Animal Husbandry. Vice President, S.
C. S. ; Social Comm. ; Student Council; Class Vice-
President; Dramatic Club; Senior play.
"Please go 'waiy and let me sleep."
Sleep was invented for Betty. Her dream of a perfect
existence would be, sleep — sleep — and more sleep. Not
that her classes suffer — not at all. She merely eon-
serves her energy. An ardent and conscientious worker
of tlie AVoman's student council, she is also one of those
people who ' ' walk with their heads in the clouds, and
hope they won't stumble." An idealist. Sherborn
provided a background for her farm placement last
summer, and having partially reformed the inmates, she
is going back in June to complete- the job. Betty plans
to have a prize herd of Ayrshires, and some day Ted
Johnson is going to find stiff competition in the show
ring. We certainly wish her luck!
ilHapet ^afran
"Student"
Manchester, N. H., 1893. Poultry.
In Mayer we liave a hard working, diligent person who
must solve the most difficult problem and take all the
extra courses possible. A deep thinker, a thorough
student, there is nothing in !iis books that goes over-
looked. Whether it is figuring nutritive ratios or check-
ing the spread of white diarrhea Safran is right there.
Along Avith the poultry game Mayer has taken up
automobiling. A few months ago we w-ere hardly safe
on tiie campus walks, but now even his garage doors
feel at home on their hinges, and our danger is over.
Along with Ids studies here at Aggie, "Student" teaches
a class in Hebrew at Holyoke, which takes him to that
city afternoons. Few of us can claim a more enviable
record than Safran, who is a good-natured jolly fellow
under all conditions.
JRolani) MiUari) ^atoper
"Eollie"
A. T. 6.
Groton, 1907. Animal Husbandry. Football Manager;
Basketball Manager; Shorthokn Staff; Prom. Com-
mittee.
"Great oalcs from little acorns grow."
Groton can justly be proud of "our little RoUie."
He has always been a willing worker for the class and
the entire course. Pleasing of personality, an ardent
backer of athletics, and a bluffer in tlie 'nth degree,
is he. The "2 in 1" of the 2-year course, not shoe
polish but a real manager, well liked by both the coaches
and players. Then, too, in Rollie we have a promoter
of the "Hop" and the "Charleston" who has the
reputation of wearing out more shoes than anyone else
on the campus. He has been christened the "Shrimp
of the Dirty Dozen ' ' and is a very creditable member of
that elite group With Guernseys his success can be
assured and we all wish him the success he deserves.
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CJjadeg jframi£( S>f)elnut
"Charley"
A. T. G.
South Boston, 1905. Animal Husbandry. Football 1-2 ;
Student Council 1.
Here is one of our prominent Guernsey boosters from
South Boston. He has been active in athletics, social
functions, and love aifairs. During his freshman year
he was inteiested in no less than a score of -women
located at various intervals between Somerville and
Sprinofield — including Amherst, but this year, well we
just simply can't keep him away from Viet's office and
— I guess that we had better let Charley tell the rest.
Charley is also noted for his caiiabilities in pulling
off successful banquets at Draper as head waiter.
We cannot help but wish Charley the best of luck and
we know that it will come to him.
€bitl) Cagtoell ^mitf)
S. C. s.
"Wakefield, 1906. Floriculture.
" 'Tis better to be out of the world than out of style."
Edith, though quiet, has made a place in the class for
herself. Her wonderful sense of color and harmony with
her decorative ability has often helped us out of a tight
squeeze Avhen we did not know what in the world was the
matter, but still the thing did not look just right. She
also has designing ability and has lent her hand in
designing the new S. C. S. seal.
We shall be very much disappointed if some day in
our tours over the country we do not run into Edith as
the owner of a model greenhouse, perfect to the last
detail. We are sure that she will tell all about her rise
from a $10,000' investment to the present large and
beautiful establishment. We are sure that the walls
will be all decorated mth first prizes, as she has already
showed us lier ability to win them.
iilauricE Hatorente ^ulltban
"Sully"
K. K.
Peabody, 1899. Horticulture. Base Ball Manager.
Here is a chap from the city of Hides and Tallow.
Before entering college to study roses Sully w\as engayed
as clerk in one of the large leather concerns. Perhaps
that is w-hj' he is so hard to beat.
Instead of studying like the rest of us. Sully spends
his time in reading the sporting' section, .and in visiting
the Abbey, but in spite of this, final exams are entirely
unknown to him. An apt scholar, a quick thinker, so
true of the Celtic type, he is well liked by all who know
him.
Like his neighboring townsman, lie is another member
of the Course Droppers League, having changed from
flowers to grass manicuring. We hope that you reaUy
have found just what your calling is now.
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jRicfjarli #crf)arb ®onset|)
"Dick"
A. T. G.
Luiiciiberg, 1907. Vegetable Gavdening. Advertising
llniiager. Shorthorn; rootball 1.
' ' A Flivver 's Master mind. ' '
Here comes a streak of dust, slam! down go the pedals
and ''on" go the b'-akeless four wheels, "Yak sic mash"
(Polish, "Good morning") and out jumps our radio
expeit just back from his studio where he has been
"getting" California on his one tube set. No wonder
little Lunenberg could not hold him, tliere were not
girls enough there as Dick admits that he knows more
girls than any four men, and how they do fall for his
line — twenty minutes overtime on the phone. A record
of only one real failure, but we must admit that when
the ' ' Fliv ' ' passed out one dark night between Lunen-
berg and Amherst it was some failure and the Ford is
no more.
Remember Dick, "Always plov,' deep while sluggards
sleep."
^tanlcp (goriion Wvibt
• ' Stan ' '
West Somerville, 1904. Pomology. Football 1-2; Two
Year Orchestra.
"Don't call me Monkey."
He's a man from Somerville, so they say.
With a. mail order suit on, he arrive.d one day.
He plays on the trombone,
But not "Home, Sweet Home"
For Belehertown's not far aAvay.
At football he's always there.
As well as at Wilder Hall,
At dancing he sure is a bear,
But likes his "Pom" best of all.
Some time in the future we expect to see this sign.
"Try Tribe's Tasty Tree Tomatoes" (Meaning apples.)
^tanlep Bunfjam Cruclson
' ' Truly ' '
Somerville, 1906. Poultry,
ager 2.
Football 1-
Hockey Man-
" Never felt tJie fci.s.s of love
Nor maiden's hand in mine."
So called, "Babe" because of his innocence in this
fast ;ige and also his difficulty in speech excepting on
tlie football field. There is no impediment in his speech
but silence is golden you know. Because of this con-
servation of speech energy we can ]n-edict that the
poultiy world will be buined up once he gets started.
Quiet, playing the game clean and hard has endeared
him to- us with memoi'ies that will live forever.
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SlilUam ^arfeer ,Varnum
' ' Put ' '
A. T. G.
Collinsville, 1905. Floriculture. Dramatic Club.
"Wee TFillie TFarnum" is a lad that few of us know
much about. Quiet and unassuming, little is seen of
him except at class time, for he usually chooses to indulge
in peaceful restful slumber during spare hours. As an
actor Put has made a name for himself in the Dramatic
Club, but we don 't have to hesitate in saying that he is
still on our list of "woman haters." Should Babe
change his mind in the future we certainly hope he will
be such an ardent admirer of his trade as to try and
live in a "hothouse," even thougli he did take flori-
culture at M. A. C. If size means anything, you need
not worry about success, so here's Good Luck!
J&oger Jfrancis Malfacr
"Wick"— "Winkie"
A. T. G.
South Sudbury, 1905. Vegetable Gardening.
Just how many hours Wick can survive A\ithout his
pipe is the question before the house. This lad from
the depths of Sudbury is one of those quiet, easy-going-
individuals we all like to know. He is as conscientious
as they make them, and his hair a symbol of flaming
youth. There is no harder worker on the campus than
he, and some day we may even see Wick laising vege-
tables for Henry Pord's Wayside Inn.
Saoger €iitoarb Mcst
Hadley, 1907. Poultry. Basketball.
"Step right up and call me Speedy."
This boy from a neighboring town comes to Aggie
from Hoijkins Academy. While a bit late in joining us
he can set a fast pace when it comes to Dodges, basket-
ball, or poultry judging. A member of the foremost
judging team connected with poultry club Avork in
Massachusetts, he has come to add to his knowledge of
that industry. He is quiet and shy, never saying much.
While perhaps a bit hard to get acquainted with Roger
is a good scout when you know him.
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3&oger Jfreberitfe Metijctbtt
A. T. G.
Towiisend Harbor, 1904. Pomology. Dramatic Club.
The answer to wlien a Pomology major is not a Po-
mologist is Wetherbee. Altho registered in Pomology
lie is a forester iu thought and purpose. Scanning the
^vorld from the top of some isolated mountain in western
Mass. made Rogers placement training period very satis-
factory and incidently has given him a broader interest
in life, so much so that we find him wandering away
from his major interest and exposing himself to every
course which has to do i\-ith "this and that."
f anet Ifflfjitcomb
' ' Jan ' '
S. C. S.
Haverhill, 1905. Animal Husbandry. Class Secretary.
"A Iwrse, a horse, my Tcingdom for a liorse."
Janet is interested first, last and always in horses.
She loves to ride, drive and work tliem and does it
well. A happy-go-lucky member of the senior class.
She has turned" her interest to the freshman class and
altho an Animal Husbandry major for some reason or
other, she is taking courses in cooking and other do-
mestic subjects. As a successful importer of English
Saddlers we know that Janet has the interest and know-
ledge to succeed (provided that she doesn't change her
mind before she gets to importing them).
J^crfaert Ixalpb Slilson
"Herb"
A. T. G.
Everett, 1904. Animal Husbandry. President Student
Council 2; Business Manager of the Shorthorn; Vice
President, A. T. G.
"Everett is calling, calling."
Herb with a heart as big as his body has kept things
moving where ever he has parked his number 11 's. With
no time for Athletics he has been busy working at every
ii]iportunity to make his 'castles in the air' come true.
Yes, there is a princess in the castle and we wish them
both all the luck and happiness that it is possible to
liave. Life has been made easier and happier here Herb,
hccMuse of your sunny smile and disposition.
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J^elen iflap Moob
s. c. s.
Stoughton, 1906. Poultry. Art Editor, Shorthorn.
"The Owl, night's lierald, shriehs, ' 'Tis very late!' "
Helen says little in public, but in private many are
the butt of her brilliant mt. Do you remember what a
shy, bashful, little maid she was, when she first graced
us with her presence? Tlie first thing that made Helen
famous, was her drawings — if you have never seen
"Paul Revere" ride, just look on the back of our Co-ed
horse-woman 's sweatshirt. It has his own personal
sanction, so you must 'nt fail to see it. If Helen hadn't
also had poetic genius, many an amusing incident on
campus would have been lost in oblivion. Just how this
links up with goat farming we hardly know, but we will
soon find out. Perhaps it links up better with "roses"?
jMargarct gofeum
s. c. s.
Irvington, N. J., 1903. Floriculture.
' ' Little is Tcnown of her sir, but methinl's li.er a
lilceable lass."
Margaret joined our ranks to finish work started at
Penn. State School of Horticulture. She expected to
stay only a year, but she was so enticed by our charms
and our campus, that she decided to spend another year
and graduate with the Two-year class. Margaret is rather
quiet and unassuming, but we all know her, at least we
all do at the Abbey, for her kindnesses, and cheerful and
willing way in helping us out of our difficulties. We
don't know just what she will do, but we expect that
she will make the people of New Jersey sit up and take
notice, when she starts putting her Floriculture know-
ledge into practice.
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i)0'H 1I1|0 3u 1920
Class President
Vice-President
Secretary
Treasi rer
Class Orator
Class Prophet
Class Historian
Class Elections
President A.T.G.
President K.K.
President S.C.S.
President Student Council
Vice-President Student Council
Most Popular Prof.
Most Popular Girl
Most Popular Man
Most Bashful Man
Best Looking Man
Best Athlete
Peppiest Man
Ladies' Man
In one sense or another
Woman Hater
Biggest Bluffer
Class Grouch
Class Optimist
Class Baby
Most Likely to be a Success
Chairman Prom. Committee
Chm. Commencement Committee
Charles W. Parker
Elizabeth J. Rowell
Janet Whitcomb
William W. MacCulloch
Elverton H. Alcott
William W. MacCulloch
F. Lewis DeLano
Elizabeth J. Rowell
Elverton H. Alcott
Gerald Hyde
Barbara H. Knox
Herbert R. Wilson
Gerald Hyde
Professor Ralph A. Van Meter
Bessie B. Ames
Gerald Hyde
Ranald A. Belcher
Ralph H. Crocker
Andrew L. Massa
William W. MacCulloch
Richard G. Tonseth
Sherrold E. Bassett
Stanley D. Truelson
Paul L. Burgevin
Stanley T. Tribe
"Happy" C. E. Davis
William P. Varnum
Joseph M. Ladd
Roland W. Sawyer
Henry W. Davidson
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THE OPEN DOOR
A Mournful Ballard of Bygone Days
As sung bij Bessie Ames
There was a place we used to know —
At M. A. C. not long ago,
When nights were damp — or nights were chill
We used to wander up the hill.
A shadow loomed up in the dark
And said, "Here, kids, come in and park."
Chorus
Three nights a week — or more — or less
I used to walk up there with Wess,
We'd laugh and talk a while and then
We'd laugh and talk some more again —
We'd stay till ten o'clock or more
Oh ! How I miss the "Open Door."
Gone are the days — those open doors
Have slammed ker-bang forevermore,
Micro, Chapel, Fernald Hall,
A cruel hand has closed them all.
Now cold nights in the sleet and snow
We up the lane to Cushman go.
Chorus
Three nights a week — or more — or less
I used to walk there with Wess,
We'd laugh and talk a while and then
We'd laugh and talk some more again —
We'd stay till ten o'clock or more
Oh ! How I miss the 'Open Door."
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Campu£( Scenes
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49
Qllasa i^x&tanj IBZZ
From the Diary of A Shorthorn Brave.
(Ed. note — Meaning a fresh Freshman.)
The signal smokes from the surrounding hills sent out the message
which caused the gathering of the various members of the povi^erful tribe
of infant "Shorthorns" on the camping grounds at M. A. C.
The incoming members of the tribe located their wigwams and soon
were seen around the encampment wearing the headdress of a tenderfoot.
Tho weak in strength the members of the tribe presented an impressive
sight as they over ran the "Heap Big Hash" tepee eagerly searching
for food.
Around their first camp fire the young bucks and maidens selected
their chief tans for their stay in camp. A ceremonial dance was soon given
by the "Shorthorn Braves" in honor of the presence of the tenderfeet
in camp. The first great trial came when one of the "Medicine Men" gave
us a test of mental strength requiring the remembering of many ex-
periences.
Many wishing to become classed as "Braves" tried out their strength
in games and some few were quite successful in their contests.
Many more ceremonial dances were held and numerous tests were
given the tribe by the "Medicine Men." Nearly all survived these ordeals,
and worked faithfully toward reaching their goal of being classed as braves.
At the end of the third moon the young bucks and maidens gathered
their blankets around them and spread out over the great hunting ground
to pass the final t3st which all must pass before being raised to a "Short-
horn Brave."
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CLASS OFFICERS, 1927
President, Charles L. Bradley
Vice-President, Marion G. Randolph Secretary, Rachel A. Bullard
Treasurer, Edwin R. Young
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(SiiuBB iif 192r
Aalto, Nestor A.
Osterville, 1908
Anderson, Francis J.
Everett, 1904
Anderson, Ralph W.
Dorchester, 1906
Atwood, Donald M.
North Abington, 1908
Bennett, Dorothy D.
Watertown, 1904
Bird, James H.
West Roxbury, 1905
BOELSMA, HaRMEN
Hingham, 1900
BOTHFELD, FRANCESE R.
Harvard, 1902
Bradley, Charles L.
East Lee, 1907
Brown, Oscar J.
Pittsfield, 1906
BuLLARD, Rachel A.
Orange, 1907
BuRRiLL, Arthur W.
Wellesley, 1905
Burt, Percy L.
Vineyard Haven, 1907
Caffrey, William J.
Cromwell, Conn., 1906
Callahan, Kathleen S.
Dorchester, 1906
Chamberlain, Chedo
Newtonville, 1906
Cole, Sydney H.
Holyoke, 1903
Corbett, Joseph A.
Charlestown, 1906
Cover, Frederick B.
Lowell, 1906
Doubleday, Helena A.
North Dana, 1907
Duclos, Milton H.
West Somerville, 1907
Eastman, Robert E.
Boston, 1908
Elder, Roy W. R.
Waverly, 1908
Farrell, Anthony B.
Hyde Park, 1905
P'elton, Lindley
Marlboro, 1907
Fitzgerald, Elmer S.
Leominster, 1906
Frothingham, Walter D.
Flushing, L. L, N. Y., 1904
Fuller, Lucia B.
Belmont,
Gale, Merton S.
Gardner, 1901
Gay, Edward E., Jr.
Belchertown, 1903
GiBBS, John E.
Nantucket, 1908
Graves, Lyman W.
Conway, 1907
Hall, George W.
Dudley, 1908
Hallbourg, Robert F.
Westfield, 1907
Hannigan, Michael J.
Milford, 1905
Harris, Mavis H.
Hudson, 1907
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Hayward, Francis D.
Holden, 1907
Holland, Leslie C.
Holyoke, 1906
Holt, Amos H.
Norridgewock, Maine, 1904
Hull, Emily J.
Agawam, 1906
James, Donald W.
Upton, 1908
Kane, Harry B.
Amsterdam, N. Y., 1906
Kelley, William E.
Amherst, 1903
Kenyon, Bernard H.
Newtonville, 1904
King, Arthur H.
Woburn, 1904
Ketchen, Andrew G.
Belchertown, 1907
Larson, Carl P.
Hampden, 1907
Lovejoy, Benjamin E.
Framingham, 1906
Marks, Stanley E.
Lynn, 1906
Mason, George A.
Somerville, 1907
Mason, Harold C.
Princeton, 1906
May, Arthur H.
Bernardston, 1907
NicoLAi, Mario
Somerville, 1897
NiLSSON, Gustaf C.
Worcester, 1907
O'Neil, Eugene F.
Amherst, 1906
Otto, Edmund
West Springfield, 1905
Oxton, Ralph A.
Cambridge, 1883
Parker, Alfred H.
East Pepperell, 1903
Peabody, Samuel S.
Manchester, 1905
Philadelphus, Angelo G.
Melrose, 1900
Phinney, Edward B.
Pocasset, 1905
PicKARD, Ashley H.
Littleton, 1906
Pitt, Charles R.
Bridgeport, Conn., 1907
Plude, Alfred E.
Somerville, 1907
Post, Philip M.
Worcester, 1906
Price, Ruth
North Attleboro, 1899
Randolph, Marion G.'
Dwight, 1908
Rogers, Norman W.
Newtonville, 1905
Roy, John P.
North Adams, 1902
Russ, Sherman W.
Sunderland, 1907
Ryan, Bernard J.
Pittsfield, 1906
Scott, Raymond E.
Pepperell, 1898
Scott, Walter D.
Woburn, 1906
Sennott, Miriam K.
Boston, 1908
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Shepard, Lucius C.
Princeton, 1902
Shorey, Herbert M.
Melrose, 1907
SiME, Frederick 0.
North Weymouth
Smith, Frank P.
Somerville, 1907
Smith, Ralph W.
Hyde Park, 1906
Smith, Roland W.
Medford, 1906
Smyth, James W.
Boston, 1900
Stewart, Harold E.
West Boylston, 1906
Strong, Arthur E.
Amherst, 1903
Sweet, Howard A.
Norton, 1906
Tefft, Volney V.
Ashby, 1907
Viale, Mark R.
Pittsfield, 1905
Vincent, Archer W.
1907 Townshend, Vermont, 1905
Waldo, Theodore E.
Boylston Center, 1902
Warren, Lawrence P.
Westboro, 1906
Watson, Neil B.
Flint, Michigan, 1906
Weeks, Janet
Somerville, 1907
Whitcomb, Oliver A.
Littleton, 1906
Whithed, Morton E.
Bernardston, 1908
Whitmore, Edwin E.
Brockton, 1904
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STUDENT COUNCIL
President, HERBERT R. Wilson, '26
Vice-President, Gerald Hyde, '26 Sec'y-Treas., Charles L. Bradley,'27
Elverton H. Alcott, '26 Joseph M. Ladd, '26
Howard C. Bradley, '26 Bernard H. Kenyon, '27
G. Theodore Johnson, '26 Alfred H. Parker, '27
C. Charles E. Davis, '26 Raymond E. Scott, '27 ;
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The Student Council, the elected governing body of the students and
their representatives before the faculty, heartily commends the high morale
and tolerance of the student body in their problems of college life and
activities.
It is notev^'orthy that individually as well as collectively standards
have been maintained that hold great promise for the coming years.
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hartal (Unmmttt??
The fii-st dance, held shortly after the opening of the Fall term, was
v.ell attended and the floor was taxed to its limit. The freshmen, to whom
the dance was given, entered into the spirit of the occasion with a zest
that assures their dances next year to be very popular. Although the
ladies were outnumbered 2 to 1 still it was felt that "a good time was
had by all."
In January, a reception and dance was given to the Winter School
group and many new acquaintances were made. We were honored by the
presence of Acting President Lewis whose welcome hand and cheery smile
made the "short" short-coursers feel right at home.
The football dance, at which sweaters were presented to the warriors.
was very successful from all standpoints. Director Verbeck not only made
the presentations but offered his efforts as a movie camera-man with a
picture of the 2-year — 4-year Frosh game and "shots" taken in various
courses of required work. The hearty approval manifested of them must
have been very gratifying to him for it not only proved his success as a
"news-man" but showed his effort to make the 2-year course a more virile
one by establishinr;' a living library.
The committee takes this opportunity to thank the student body for
their helpful suggestions and splendid co-operation as well as members of
the faculty who so graciously served as chaperones.
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN— /F
1. Duke Maynard appeared in anything but a cowboy outfit?
2. Happy Davis wore an overcoat?
3. Draper Hall was closed up?
4. Belcher was seen at the 'Abbey'?
5. Edith Smith wore a long skirt?
6. Mr. Viets didn't have "just the job" for us?
7. Willie Warnum took up shadow dancing?
8. Jim Mellen were to crack a smile?
9. Andy Massa didn't talk in his sleep?
10. Jerry Hyde couldn't have his Hall?
11. Howard Bradley wasn't falling in love?
12. Benny Newhall learned to dance the Harvard Hop?
13. Frank Hess' Ames didn't come true ?
14. Prof. Muller didn't come to class with a smile?
15. Dick Tonseth owned a good car?
16. Bill McCulloch was "high hat?"
17. Prof. Smart was at class on time?
18. "Kid" Richards wasn't bumming cigarettes?
19. Ralph Crocker was seen fooling?
20. Sherrold Bassett went out for football?
21. Janet Whitcomb got into the 'Abbey' on tim.e?
28. "Herb" Wilson was seen without his pipe?
24. Chas. Hayden knew how to run the Dramatic Club?
25. Joe Ladd gave up his Jerseys?
26. Paul Burgevin was seen with knickers on?
27. We all flunked out the last term?
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Qlnmrn^nr^ment Program
SfljurB&ay 3lunc 3. 1926
7.30 P. M. Class Dinner, The Davenport
Addresses :
Acting President Edward M. Lewis
Director Roland H. Verbeck
Rev. John B. Hanna
afribay Mum 4. 192B
Club Dances
g>aturbaH Mm 5. 192fi
10.00 A. M. Class Day Exercises, Memorial Hall
Class History — Frederick L. DeLano
Class Phophecy — William W. MacCulloch
Class Elections — Elisabeth J. Rowell
Class Oration — Elverton H. Alcott
11.30 A. M. Alumni Business Meeting, Memorial Building
1.30 P. M. Alumni Luncheon, Draper Hall
3.00 P. M. Baseball Game, Alumni Field
Westfield vs. M. A. C. Two- Year
8.00 P. M. Class Play, Bowker Auditorum
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i»unbaa 3lune fi. 1926
10.00 A. M. Baccalaureate Sermon, Bowker Auditorium
Me. John A. Shirley
4.00 P. M. President's Reception, Memorial Hall
Mnn&aii Slunc r. 1926
] 0.00 A. M. Commenceent Exercises, Bowker Auditorium
Music
Invocation
Address — Dr. Carl E. Ladd
Music
Presentation of Certificates —
Acting President Edward M. Lewis
Music
9.00 P. M. Commencement Prom, Memorial Hall
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(Uommpttr^m^nt lanrju^t
®IiurBliay Hlutip 3. 192B
7.30 P. M. The Davenport
Tomato Bisque
Broiled Chicken
French Peas
Hearts of Lettuce
Mem
Fruit Cup
English Dinner Biscuit
Olives
Mashed Potato
Dinner Rolls
Russian Dressing
Cheese Crackers
Fresh Stravs^berry Sundae
Salted Almonds
Demi-Tasse
Cakes
Toastmaster
Address
Football
S. C. C.
Basketball
Address
Baseball
Selection
A. T. G.
Address
Kolony Klub
Shorthorn
Selection .
Program
Howard C. Bradley
Director R. H. Verbeck
G. Theodore Johnson
Barbara Knox
Roland W. Sawyer
Rev. John B. Hanna
E. Frank Riley
Quartette
Elverton H. Alcott
Acting-President Edward M. Lewis
Gerald Hyde
Frank W. Putnam, Jr.
Quartette
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Hist nf Civabuat^B
Samuel S. Adam
Elverton Hunting Alcott
Bessie Bell Ames
Frederic Anderson
Philip Eugene Apelquist
Sherrold Emerton Bassett
Charles Andrew Fletcher Blood
Charles Franklin Brown
Paul Louis Burgevin
Curtis Walter Chaffee
Irving Miller Clapp
Stewart Floyd Clark
Sarah Ellen Cogswell
Ralph Herman Crocker
Henry Wilbur Davidson
Charles Ellsworth Davis
Frederic Lewis DeLano
Joseph DeLorenzo, Jr.
Adolphe Biron Desrosiers
Edward Boyce Donnelly
William Edward Foster
Kenneth Bullard Fullam
Ernest Goldthwaite
Thomas Arnold Hamilton
Ralph Edmund Hawes
Charles Ernest Hayden
Frank Robert Herron
Frank Wesley Hess
Leo Harris Humphrey
Gerald Hyde
Gunnar Theodore Johnson
Tage Frederick Johnson
Theodore Kaakinen
Joseph Mark Ladd
Barbara Howard Knox
Jeremiah Joseph Lahey
Louis John Leoncini
William Webster MacCulloch
Theodore Elwin Maclean
Ernest Frederick Markekt
Andrew Louis Massa
George Williams Mathew, Jr.
Francis Frederick McCloskey
Alice Maude Meeker
James Dwight Mellen
John McCurdy
Alexander Allaire Nash
Benjamin Weston Newhall
Richard Louis Nutter
Philip Hinde Parsons
William Thomas Pearse
Homer Spooner Prouty
Frank Wendall Putnam, Jr.
Foster Herbert Richards
Ernest Francis Riley
Worth Stewart Root
Elisabeth Johnson Rowell
Mayer Safran
Roland Willard Sawyer
Charles Francis Shelnut
Edith Caswell Smith
Maurice Laurence Sullivan
Richard G. Tonseth
Milton Curtis Towne
Stanley Gordon Tribe
Stanley Dunham Truelson
William Parker Varnum
Roger Francis Walker
Roger Frederick Wetherbee
Janet Whitcomb
Herbert Ralph Wilson
Helen May Wood
Margaret Gardner Yocum
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DRAMATIC CLUB
One of the early organizations of the Two Year Course was the
Dramatic Club, organized in January 1923. It has been well supported
and has had a remarkable career.
Every June the Seniors have put on a professional play for commence-
ment. During the winter term several one-act plays are given to aid in
preparing the students for the commencement show.
Previously the Dramatic Club activities have been supported jointly
by the receipts at commencement and a special fund. As this fund is no
longer available, and to assure a strong financial status, the classes voted
this year to permanently establish a fee of fifty cents per term for each
individual. This wall pay all the general expenses- and any extra receipts
will be used for new scenery and other necessaries. Under the new plan
each freshman receives three and each senior four complimentary tickets
to the commencement paly.
This year the club also voted to have a Dramatic Club Manager to
attend to all the general management of the organization.
Splendid support has been given the club by the freshmen and we are
assured that they will carry it on with even greater success than it has
experienced before.
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OFFICERS
President
Manager
Secretary and Treasurer
Charles E. Hayden
Sarah E. Cogswell
Sherrold E. Bassett
MEMBERS TAKING ACTIVE
1926
Miss Ames
Miss Rowell
Miss Cogswell
Miss Knox
Adam
Bassett
Burgevin
Donnelly
Hamilton
Hayden
Leoncinl
Markert
Mellon
McClosky
Wetherbee
Varnum
PART IN PLAYS
1927
Miss Bothfeldt
Miss Doubleday
Miss Fuller
Miss Weeks
Anderson
Kenyon
Halburg
Haywood
Pitt
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COMMENCEMENT SHOW
The comm2ncement show is produced under the direction of Charles
H. Patterson, A.M., Professor of English and Head of the Department
M. A. C, Dramatic Coach.
THE FIRST YEAR
By Frank Craven
Presented by the Class of 1926
Synopsis — A three act play giving an amusing account of the first year
of married life.
Time — A June evening.
Cast
(In the order of their appearance)
Fred Livingstone, the father
Mrs. Fred Livingstone, the mother
Grace Livingstone, the bride
Dr. Myron Anderson, an uncle .
Dick Loring, Jr., a lover .
Thomas Tucker, the groom
"Hattie," a maid ....
Peter Barston, agent
Mrs. Peter Barston, his wife
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Eanest F. Markert
Elisabeth J. Rowell
Bessie Bell Ames
James D. Mellen
Sherrold E. Bassett
Thomas A. Hamilton
Barbara H. Knox
Paul Burgevin
Sarah E. Cogswell
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IftHtnrti of tlt^ (Emu f ^ar Clubs
The Two Year students early felt the need of sorhe organization to
draw them together for companionship and social inspirations. With this
end in view two clubs were organized among the men and one among
the w^omen.
Both men's clubs, the Alpha Tau Gamma Club and the Kolony Klub
were organized in 1919. They started as merely social organizations but
they have developed into really something more : — into fraternal bodies
with a keen sense of loyalty and responsibility. Class spirit has been
aroused and inter-club activities are carried on. The Kolony Club pur-
chased a house on Pleasant street and this affords a splendid headquarters
for their group, many of the member residing there. The A. T. G. Club
make the entire top floor of North College their rendezvous. Here some
twenty members reside, and the club holds its meetings.
The women students also formed a society known as the Alpha Sigma
Delta, but this was reorganized in 1921. It is now known as the S. C. S.,
due to the fact that Greek letter Sororities are not allowed in state institu-
tions. Just a social club at the start, but this year the girls have taken on
responsibilities of a more serious nature.
The clubs thus far have fulfilled the needs for which they were created,
and we hope that they will be of a great value to the following classes as
they have been to us.
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i>. (E. ^, dlub
Colors: Blue and Gold
Wf&texB
Barbara H. Knox President
Elizabeth J. Rowell Vice-President
Alice Meeker . • • Secretary
Sarah E. Cogswell Treasurer
1926
Bessie B. Ames Edith C. Smith
Sarah E. Cogswell Janet Whitcomb
Barbara H. Knox Helen M. Wood
Alice Meeker Margaret G. Yocum
1927
Dorothy D. Bennett Ruth Price
Francese R. Bothfeld Marion G. Randolph
Rachel A. Bullard Marian K. Sennott
Kathleen S. Callahan Janet Weeks
Helena A. Doubleday Lucia Fuller
Emily J. Hull Mavis H. Harris
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<?S!B»^5?=wsfc>.
A. al. (B, Club
Founded 1919
Colors : Green and Gold
Elverton H. Alcott
Herbert R. Wilson
Howard G. Bradley
Joseph M. Ladd
Adolph B. Desrosiers
Roger F. Walker
. President
Vice-President
Treasurer
. Secretary
Sergeant-at-A rms
Doorkeeper
Ifottoraro Jflpmbfra
Professor Victor A. Rice Professor Ralph A. Van Meter
Professor Guy V. Glatfelter Professor Richard T. Muller
Reverend John B. Hanna Mr. Paul W. Viets
Director Roland H. Verbeck
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A. ul. (g. Membns
132fi
Elverton H. Alcott
Ranald A. Belcher
Howard C. Bradley
Augustine C. Bumstead
Paul L. Burgevin
Murray A. Callander
Curtis W. Chaffee
Irving M. Clap?
Stewart F. Clark
Henry W. Davidson
C. Ellsworth Davis
Adolph B. Desrosiers
Elmer A. Dingley
Thomas A. Hamilton
Ralph E. Hawes
Frank R. Herron
Frank W. Hess
G. Theo. Johnson
Joseph M. Ladd
Andrew L. Massa
Francis F. McCloskey
James D. Mellen
Benjamin W. Newhall
Philip H. Parsons
William T. Pearse
Homer S. Prouty
Frank W. Putnam
Foster H. Richards
Ernest F. Riley
Worth S. Root
Roland W. Sawyer
Charles F. Shelnut
Richard G. Tonseth
Stanley D. Truelson
William P. Varnum
Roger F. Walker
Roger F. Wetherbee
Herbert R. Wilson
Nestor A. Aalto
Harman Boelsma
Arthur A. Burrill
Percy L. Burt
Chedo Chamberlin
Sydney H. Cole
Frederick B. Cover
Robert E. Eastman
Roy W. R. Elder
Anthony B. Farrell
Lindley Felton
Merton S. Gale
Edward E. Gay, Jr.
John Gibbs
Robert F. Hallbourg
Michael J. Hannigan
Francis D. Hayward
i92r
William E. Kelley
Bernard H. Kenyon
Andrew G. Ketchen
Edmund Otto
Ralph A. Oxton
Alfred E. Plude
Norman W. Rogers
Sherman W. Russ
Bernard J. Ryan
Roland W. Smith
Harold E. Stewart
Howard A. Sweet
Mark R. Viale
Archer W. Vincent
Morton E. Whithed
Rex p. Winslow
Donald F. Woodbury
Frank L. Zaik
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IK. iK.
Founded 1919
Colors: Orange and Black
Flower : Rose
©ffircra
Gerald Hyde President
Charles A. F. Blood Vice-President
Alexander A. Nash Secretary
William W. MacCulloch Treasurer
l|nitoraru Hlfmbpra
Director Rol\nd H. Verbeck Professor Victor A. Rice
Professor Henry F. Judkins Mr. Paul W. Viets
Professor Richard T. Muller Professor Harold W. Smart
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K. IK. ilfmbfra
192fi
Samuel S. Adam
Frederic Anderson
Sherrold E. Bassett
Charles A. F. Blood
Charles F. Brown
Sidney G. Carl
Ralph H. Crocker
F. Lewis DeLano
Joseph DeLorenzo
Edward B. Donnelly
William E. Foster
Kenneth B. Fullam
Charles E. Hayden
Gerald Hyde
Tage F. Johnson
Theodore Kaakinen
Louis J. Leoncini
William W. MacCulloch
Theodore E. MacLean
Ernest F. Markert
George W. Mathews, Jr.
John McCurdy
Alexander A. Nash
Charles W. Parkr
Maurice L. Sullivan
192?
Francis J. Anderson
Charles L. Bradley
William J. Caffery
Joseph A. Corbett
Elmer S. Fitzgerald
George W. Hall
Leslie C. Holland
Amos H. Holt
Donald W. James
Arthur H. King
Carl P. Larson
Stanley E. Marks
George A. Mason
Harold E. Mason
GUSTAV C. Nilsson
Alfred H. Parker
Edward B. Phinney
Ashley H. Pickard
Charles R. Pitt
John P. Roy
Raymond E. Scott
Walter D. Scott
Herbert M. Shorey
Frederick C. Sime
Frank P. Smith
Ralph W. Smith
Arthur E. Strong
VoLNEY V. Tefft
Theodore E. Waldo
Neil B. Watson
Oliver A. Whitcomb
Edwin E. Whitmore
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Believing thoroughly in the ideals and purposes of a class
year book; we the three undergraduate clubs of
the Two-Year Course take this means of
indicating our cooperation and
whole hearted support of
The Shorthorn
A. ®. eg. 2C. K, B, (H. B,
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FOOTBALL TEAM
As the Extension of our Placement Training period gave us only one
week to prepare for our first game October 12, Coach Ball sent out a call
for material to report a week early with a response which was very grati-
fying as we had two full squads out for practice at the opening of school.
As Captain Davis and Manager Cree did not return to school, elections were
held and Johnson and Sawyer were chosen to fill the respective positions of
responsibility, which they did most admirably.
DALTON 6— M. A. C. 2-yr. 8
This was our first real game as the score evidences and although
Dalton scored first, Kelley, later in the game broke through their center
and ran 40 yards for a touchdown, tying the score. From this point on
the steady brand of football played by both teams prevented further
scoring.
SPRINGFIELD COMMERCE 0— M. A. C. 2-yr. 12
Previous to this game the word had been passed around in Springfield
that we were to furnish Commerce a practice scrimmage. So it was but
not for them as we scored one touchdown as the result of a sustained 70-yd.
march down the field and followed with a well executed forward pass which
netted us our second goal.
M. A.C. FRESHMEN 7— M. A. C. 2-yr. 16
A game to go down in history, truly. As the first victory ever won
by a Two-Year team over the Freshmen and also as we have a permanent
record of the high spots in the games, thanks to the Two-Year moving-
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picture camera. Our first point was made on a safety which was quickly
followed by a touchdown, by the freshmen and things looked black but
responding to the cheers of the enthusiastic crowd the Two-Year team
pushed over two touchdowns in the last minutes of the game.
VERMONT ACADEMY 20— M. A. C. 2-yr 13
This was a sightseeing trip followed by a game. The opposftion
afforded us was not strong and the only reason that the score was not
larger was because of loose handling of the ball which however did not
prove at all costly.
DRURY HIGH 14— M. A. C. 2-yr. 0
Our first defeat, but at the hands of a strong well coached team.
Altho hahdicapped by the loss of Kelly and Ryan through injuries Drury
found our line mighty hard to penetrate, it being their superior speed in
the backfield which carried them to victory.
CONN. AGGIE FRESHMEN 8— M. A. C. 2-yr. 0
This was the hardest game to lose of the three which went against us.
Forced to play on a field literally under water the breaks were against
us as they contributed materially both to the touchdown and safety which
were scored against us. The fact that we made 20 first downs to their
one shows that the breaks, not playing beat us.
DEERFIELD ACADEMY 21— M. A. C. 2-yr. 13
A fighting Two-Year team went down to defeat in their last game
of the season. Behind by a score of 21 — 0 at the end of the third period
the team came back and Johnson and Kelly pushed the ball over for touch-
downs. This team was the only one to score at first down against us during
the season which speaks well of our line ; which was made up as follows :
L. E. Burrill, (Capt. elect) ; L. T. Caffery; L. G. Burgevin; C. Lovejoy;
R. G. Shelnut; R. T. Ryan; R. E. Viale, with a hard hitting backfield be-
hind it; namely Q. B. Truelson; R. H. B. Tribe; and Massa; L. H. B. John-
son, (Captain) ; F. B. Kelley.
No little part in the success of this season was contributed by Manager
"Rollie" Sawyer who gave of his time unstintingly and cheerfully and at
all times could be depended upon to be where he was wanted and needed.
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BASKETBALL
Captain, Harold Parsons. Manager, Roland W. Sawyer.
The basketball season started with about 30 candidates out for the
team, and after playing several interclass games, daily practice began soon
after the Christmas vacation. Under the coaching of Red Ball the team
gave a good account of itself. A summary of the games foUov^'s : —
Hopkins Academy 14— M. A. C. 2-yr. 12.
A tough beginning to lose by one basket, but it showed up our weak
points which was a great help.
Turner's Falls H. S. 12— M. A. C. 2-yr. 23
This was rather a fast game and our offense had increased appreci-
ably since the Hopkins' game. The guards played well and West scored
10 points for the Shorthorns.
Arms Academy 15— M. A. C. 2-yr. 40
The first game away from home, the team certainly made good as
the score indicates. Although Arms scored first it made little difference,
for Holland, our star forward came through with 26 points.
Amherst H. S. 13— M. A. C. 2-yr. 20.
Victory was sweet, for here was a team that had never been beaten
by Shorthorns. It was anybody's game until the final whistle, close guard-
ing by both teams being the outstanding feature. Holland, West, and Ryan
did the scoring for the 2-yr.
St. Josephs 20— M. A. C. 2-yr. 18
Way up in Pittsfield, this was the closest game of the year, requiring
an overtime period to decide it. Capt. Parsons did some excellent guard-
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ing, while Ryan and Viale, both graduates of St. Josephs, played well.
The team certainly will remember this game.
Sacred Heart 32— M. A. C. 2-yr. 17.
A heart breaker from start to finish, with an inexperienced referee,
the team was greatly handicapped. Holland, our star forward, was put
out via the foul route in the first few minutes of play, and Massa our hard
playing utility man played an excellent game in his place.
Northampton Commercial College 18 — M. A. C. 2-yr. 24
After playing on foreign floors for several games this team was met
in the Drrill Hall. It was an exceptionally good game, Holland scored
13 points.
Drury H. S. 34— M. A. C. 2-yr. 14
This trip to No. Adams will be a landmark in the memories of those
who made it. With plenty of snow we rode about 175 miles to go 75, and
did not arrive until five minutes before the game. While in poor condition
to play, this championship team did not completely squelch us. Holland
did all the scoring for the 2-yrs.
Clark School 37— M. A. C. 2-yr. 33
Arriving back from Drury at 1 A. M. the team played a good game
with Clark that same night. As the coach was away Andy Massa took
charge of the team. Ryan was high scorer despite an injured hand.
Arlington H. S. 9— M. A. C. 2-yr. 36.
Having traveled a good many miles after playing the night before,
Arlington did not show up their best against us. The whole squad got
into this game and gave a good account of itself.
Holyoke H. S. 21— M. A. C. 2-yr. 13.
Although we lost, out team showed up well against this outfit which
clinched the championship of western Massachusetts.
Cathedral H. S. 5— M. A. C. 2-yr. 13.
Defensive play won this game for the farmers for they allowed the
Parochial league champs but two baskets from the floor. Holland secured
8 of our points.
Greenfield H. S. 6— M. A. C. 2-yr. 14.
Due to ineligibility. West was unable to play this contest, so Dutch
Holland was shifted to center and Massa went in forward. The change in
lineup and a strange floor could not hold a good team down. Holland
scored all the points.
The season ended with this game witch made a total of 13 games
played with 8 wins and 5 losses. Probably this has been the most success-
ful season that a Two Year basketball club has ever experienced. The team
owes its success to its coach "Red" Ball, whose careful work showed itself
throughout the season. The letter men elected Holland captain for next
year and Felton manager.
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BASEBALL TEAM 1926
Captain — E. FRANK RiLEY
Coach — George Shumway
Truelson, McCloskey — catchers
Manager — Benj. W. Newhall
Prouty — right field
Riley, Clark, Apelquist — pitchers Davidson — center field
Sawyer — left field
Peirce, Hawes — 1st base
Massa — 2nd base
Riley — shortstop
Hawes, Tribe — 3rd base
Substitutes — Delorenzo, Leoncini, Kaakinen
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As soon as the basketball season had closed candidates foi- battery
started practice in the Drill Hall, coached by George Shumway. The man-
ager called out the whole squad at the opening of the spring term, about
30 reporting.
The season started with a game at Greenfield. They triumphed 3 to 2
after a close game which went 11 innings. Our battery was, Clark pitcher,
and McCloskey catcher. The whole team showed up well, there being no
errors made. Massa's and Riley's playing was outstanding for the 2-years.
Belchertown was next encountered on the home field, a very poor
exhibition of loose ball was given by our men. The score resulted in a
10 to 4 victory for the visitors. Tribe sprained his ankle but finished the
game out.
A journey to the other end of the town was next in order, where the
Amherst frosh were taken on. This game was featured by hard hitting by
both teams, but timely hits by Amherst and several costly errors gave
the Lord Jeff's a 9 to 3 win. There were men enough left on bases to even
the score, but the hits to make them count never came.
This same weekend the Aggie freshmen were played. Although out-
hit by the 2-years, loose pitching and several scattered hits at opportune
moments gave them a victory by the score of 10 to 3. Sawyer injured his
hand in the first inning and was replaced by Truelson, who caught the
remainder of the game.
The following are the games scheduled for the rest of the season, and
it is hoped that the team will show up better than in previous contests.
Scores
OiDp. 2-yr.
May 13— Sacred Heart at Holyoke 6 7
15 — Springfield High School of Commerce here 10 3
18 — Amherst High here 5 6
21 — Vermont Academy here 5 2
28 — Hopkins Academy at Hadley
31 — Turners Falls High there
June 5 — Westfield here
SI
GRAY'S ELEGY IN THE M. A. C. CHURCHYARD
Here lies Benny, sad to say
At M. A. C. he passed away
In delirium he was heard to state —
She m-m-must've 1-laid b-bout n-ninety-eight !
Poor Elisabeth she is dead
A gravestone up above her head
There comes a tear to every eye
As we look at the stone — and Cy.
In this grave lies little Nash
He died from something he ate at Hash
Up or down? In which direction
Went the "Standard of Perfection?"
'Neath this stone so warm and cozy
With plenty of time to dream,
Sleeping sweetly is poor Rosie —
In dairy lab. we made ice cream.
We miss Sarah heaps and heaps
As underneath this rock she sleeps
Her thoughts and deeds so kind they were
That even a cow once fell for her.
He is gone — we must confess
We all will sure miss Wesley Hess
Bessie's sandwiches gave him a spasm
And now he's only protoplasm.
By this stone we pause and sigh
For underneath friend 'Apel' lies
The highway broad he tried to cross
An auto hit him — Applesauce.
Among these stones with countless names
We see that of Bessie Ames
To the pond she went to skate
"Open loide ye golden gate!"
— Helen Wood
ifnkfs
Prof. Banta : "Name three things commonly seen chasing chickens."
Benny Newhall : "Dick Tonseth, Charlie Shelnut, and Rollie Sawyer."
Prof. Abell : " Massa, what crop rotation methods were used at H. P.
Hood's?"
Massa (sleepingly) : "One bale of shavings to ten cows."
Jerry: "How much is a 100 pound bag of cement?"
Prof. Dickinson: "100 pounds."
Dick Tonseth (to companion) : "Did you see that crowd on the cor-
ner? 90% of them thought we would hit that pole."
Companion : "Yes, and 50% of those in this flivver thought so too."
Charlie Shelnut: "That suit is too big for you."
Ted Johnson : "That's all right ; I bought it in Holyoke."
Charlie: "What difference does that make?"
Ted: "Oh! I'm a big man in Holyoke."
Herb Wilson went to the Treasurer's office and drew the following
requisition for the A. T. G. dance. Please permit the loan of : — punch
bowl, glasses, ladle, and Punch.
Burgevin (at the movies) : ' 'Did they have that type of railroad train
in 1865?"
Pearse (absent-mindedly) : "I don't know, I can't remember."
Herb : "I've been wanting to tell you something for a week back."
Belcher: "What is it?"
Herb : "Red Cross Kidney Plasters."
Prof. Smart: "I'm going to speak on liars today. How many of you
have read the 25th chapter of the text?"
Nearly every student raised his hand.
Prof. Smart : "Good, you are just the group to whom I wish to speak,
there is no 25th chapter."
Fat : "If you stood over a dime you would remind me of Wool worth's."
Duke: "How's dat?"
Fat : "Nothing over 10 cents."
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"FAT"
Who is it in our blooming class —
Whose greatness ever will surpass —
All other men of great renown ?
Why, "Fat" — the biggest man in town!
Who is it needs to have two seats — -
To sit in, when our chapel meets —
And three strong men to wedge him down?
Why, "Fat" — the biggest boy in town!
Who was it, on the team, they say —
He sat on men and held them down —
Who? — "Fat," the biggest man in town!
— Helen Wood
"Zoo-Zoo" says, that — Bennie doesn't like to go to the hen house atone
(he is afraid the hens are laying for him).
A certain morning in chapel — ■
Mr. Verbeck — "Mr. Riley, could you tell what your prospects are on
the game with Belchertown. Do you know what the pickings are?"
Riley — "Ask Tribe, he can tell you all about it."
From an AN. HUS. man — Now what breed of apples are these?
Digit — "My squaw in your wigwam?"
Whoopadiddie — "Keep away from those swinging doors."
McCulloch goes over the mountain — "I want a kiss please? You see
I have never kissed a girl before."
She — "Well, this is no Agricultural Experiment Station."
Cooperation
Miss Pulley designs the trapnests and Mr. Pushee makes them.
The theory of it is — No Pushee, — No Pulley, — No eggs !
Edith (working on greenhouse problem) — "Betty, about how much
do you think hose costs?"
Betty (looking through Sunday paper) — "At Jordan Marsh's they
have all silk Onyx for $2.50."
Edith — "Oh what a help you are!"
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JAMES A. LOWELL
Bookseller
NEW AND STANDARD BOOKS
We will get any book in print
AGGIE MEN
all know that it is the best dressed man who
succeeds. They know that the place to get
the best for their money in clothing is in our
store.
F. M. THOMPSON & SON
Clothes for college men for forty years
M. NOVICK
CUSTOM TAILOR
All tvpes of tailoring skillfully done and
personally attended to
Furs a Specialty — — Pressing Tickets
Telephone Conn.
21 Pleasant St. Amherst, Mass.
S. S. HYDE
optician and Jeweler
Broken Lenses Accurately Duplicated
Fountain Pens and Alarm Clocks
3 PLEASANT ST
Up One Flight
Amherst,
M
ass.
A. G. MARKHAM & CO.
High Grade
Animal
FERTILIZERS
Chemicals
and
Poultry Feeds
20 STOCKBRIDGE STREET
SPRINGFIELD, MASS.
AUTOMATIC WATER SYSTEMS
Electric or Gasoline Driven
Self- Oiling - - Guaranteed
V-K
Hudson
Red Jacket
Farm, Barn and
Poultry Equipment
Hand
Pumps,
Cylinders
Water Suppy
Equipment
Hand and Power
SPRAYERS
ELECTRIC MOTORS
GASOLINE ENGINES
CEMENT MIXERS
SEPTIC TANKS
Gordon E. Steele
310 CONGRESS ST.
Boston, Mass.
Class of 1921
Certified
Fruit
Trees
Qet Out Free Descriptive Catalogue
It tells just the things you should know
about our nursery stock, and gives much val-
uable information on planting and the care
of fruit trees, shrubs, roses, vines and berries
IVe pay transportation charges, -see catalog
MALONEY BROS. NURSERY CO. Inc.
Dansville, New York
Compliments oj
Dr. A. H. Daniels
Northampton, Mass.
Grass - Garden
and
Field Seeds
Farm Implements
and Fertilizers
Poultry Supplies
and Remedies
Ask for our 1 28 page year book for 1 926
Ross Bros. Co.
Commercial and Foster Sts.
Worcester, Mass.
Cuthbert Raspberries
State Certified
Healthy Plants For Sale
R. H. Whitcomb
Amherst, Mass.
BOARD ROOMS
Home Cooking
Conveniently Located
MRS. A. J. WILDNER
97 Pleasant St. Phone 688
AMHERST, MASS.
Hardware
Ihe Davenport
Sporting Goods
ENGAGE EARLY
Electric Lamps
The Good Old Reunions
'
Banquets
MUTUAT.
Commencements
Plumbing and Heating Go.
TEL. 440
Carl H. Bolter
DUEL'S
"A Word to the Wise is Sufficient"
So we will be pleased to introduce to you
Cigars - Cigarettes - Tobacco
our line of
- Pipes -
MANHATTAN SHIRTS
STETSON HATS
Kodaks - Fountain Pens
WESTMINSTER HOSIERY
NETTLETON SHOES
Victor Records and Victrolas
KUPPENHEIMER CLOTHES
Sodas - Lunches
They will please and satisfy you.
DUEL'S DRUG STORE
More than an Institution,
A College ^Tradition
EXETER - AMHERST - HYANNIS
"The Store of Quality and Service"
G. Kdward Fisher
Dealer in
Dry, Fancy, and
Ready - to - wear Goods
Agent for Butterick Patterns
Compliments of
Jackson and Cutler
Dealers in
Dry and Fancy Goods
Amherst, Mass.
Kiely Brothers
Authorized Dealers
LINCOLN — FORD
FORDSON
Gars — Trucks — Tractors
14 Pleasant Street
AMHERST. - MASS.
Tel. 724
College Dru^ Store
W. H. McGRATH
Registered Pharmacist
AMHERST, MASS.
The Best Sporting Goods
Baseball,
Tennis, Golf
Fishing Tackle
A. J. Hastings
E. M. BOLLES
"BOS IONIAN"
College Shoes
Ne>vsdealer and Stationer
Here's A Way to Make Money
After Graduation
In Your Own College Town
TAKE this Flower Shop at Wellesley, Mass., for example. It
is located handy by, just outside the college grounds.
It wasn't so long ago that all there was to it was a plain little
frame building, with some rather diminutive green-house'? latched
to It.
Now the shop is a most attractive brick building, with up to
date greenhouses, and this show house opening right off it.
You should see the way the college girls come here and buy
flowers! Christmas and Easter week, the Western Union brings a
private wire right into the shop, and has an operator on the job
to take the Florist Telegraph Delivery orders that come from
parents and friends, for flowers to the girls.
From one of his rose houses alone, this man took $9,000 last year.
Doesn't all this start you thinking?
Man alive, where is there a business as healthy, fun-filled and
profit yielding?
Just the kind that to-be- wife-of yours would like.
Had you ever stopped to think how many graduates are going
into the greenhouse flower growing or shop business?
Hadn't we better start in getting acquainted so you can have the
facts. Write us.
Ask us the hundred and one questions you have on your mind.
If interested write to the Manager of our Serv-
ice Department, 30 E. 42nd Slrect, New York
City, wlio will give it his personal attention.
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Builders of Qreenhouses and Conservatories
Eastern Factory Western Factory Canadian Factory
Irvington.N. Y. Des Plaines, III. St. Catharines, Ont.
Irvington New York Philadelphia Chicago
Cleveland Denver Kansas City St. Louis
Boston Buffalo Montreal Greensboro
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Illustrated is the Bean Giant
Triplex No. 73 3, equipped
with Bean Giant Triplex Pump
lions a
3 50 Lbs.
Bean '^Universal'
Designed for potatoes and
other truck crops, but quickly
converted into an orchard
sprayer. Adjustable to any
rows.
Bean "Simplicity"
Capacity of 51^2 jrallons per
minute at 250 pounds pressure.
Completely equipped. F u r -
nished with or without truck.
Supplies one p,un or two rods.
Bean
"Litde Giant"
A popular high-pressure bar-
rel pump. Has large air cham-
ber, ball valves, porcelain-
lined cylinder.
MONEY MAKERS
FOR THE GROWER
A Bean makes money and saves money
for the grower every spraying L'ay in the year.
It makes money by delivering continuous
trouble-free service day in and day out straight
thru the spraying season, insuring rapid thoro
work, clean trees, big production, and clean
fancy fruit — the kind that enjoys the best
market and brings the top price.
Low-Cost operation
It saves money by its simple, sturdy con-
struction, freedom from mechanical troublrs,
the ease with which the grower can make my
necessary repairs or adjustments, and the fact
that any parts that become worn after years
of hard service may be quickly, easily, and
cheaply replaced.
Long years of good service — long years of
low'cosi semice — these make a Bean the best
sprayer Investment for any grower.
Good Service Everywhere
We build a complete line of hand and
power sprayers and offer the best possible
service thru two complete factories (Lansing,
Michigan, and Snn Jose, California) ; a com-
plete stock of parts at many important cen-
ters : and dealers everywhere.
Sign and send the coupon.
BBBIBtaflBI
BT^'AN SPRAY PUMP CO.
15 Hosmer St., Lansing, Mich.
104 W. Julian St., San Jose. Cal.
Please send me your Spi-ry^r Catalog
and full information on the Bean Simplicity.
!^ame
A-ddress
oO-Ssr
Phone Granite 3040 Express Address: Quincy
Charles T. Beasley & Co.
FLORIST
Wholesale and Retail
Largest Cut Pansy Grower
In The Country
7 7 Adams St. P. O. East Milton, Mass.
Sin^ T^ee Hand
T^aundry
Main Street
AMHERST. MASS.
Our Laundry First Class
Our Policy Guaranteed
Repairing and all kinds of washing done at a
Carpenter & Morehouse
Reasonable Price
PRINTERS
AMHERST, MASS.
Shoe Repairing
Highest Grade Work Done at
Reasonable Prices
A. MIENTKA
Amherst, Mass.
The Dark Horse
Often Wins
Not the favorite or the one
who made the best start.
Reserve for the last lap is
important for people, too.
Make sure of it through the
Life Income Plan, which pro-
vides $10,000 insurance pro-
tection now and $100 monthly
whenever disabled. Later,
when nine in ten men begin
to trail, it pays $100 monthly
for life.
Booklet, "Pension Yourself",
describes it. Write for copy.
Connecticut General
Life InsuranceCompany
ROY D. HARRIS
P. 0. Box 273 Tel. Greenfield 1873-M
GREENFIELD, MASS.
In Our Store You IV ill Always find
The Most Up-To-Date Shoes
That Will Suit Everybody
HOSIERY A SPECIALTY
JOHN FOTOS
Self Service Shoe Store
Sunnyfield Dahlias
Choice Dahlias at reasonable prices
C. B. Crowell
PUTNEY ROAD
Brattleboro
Vermont
College Candy Kitchen
We have everything that a student likes
Lunch
Candy
Ice cream
Smokes
Agents For
PAGE AND SHAW'S CANDIES
Ready to be mailed anywhere
nowafd-We^^on Co.
Woi^cestei'; Mass.
THE COLLEGE ENGMVERS
y-^NEW ENGLAND
Conveniently Located, With Years of
Experience in Prodiicin,^ College Annuals,
r^eady to Give A'bu Complete Service
Business Managers and Editors
Appreciate our Constructive Help.
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