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Full text of "The Snow Ghost Book of Holiday Jokes"

Why do they call him 
the Snow Ghost on 
top of a silver 
mountain? 

Because he makes 
mountains out of 
silver! 



If snow fell on you, 
you'd be a blizzard! 




What did Mary say to 
Joseph? 

Mary Christmas! 



What did one Snow 
Ghost say to the 
other? 

Are you being 
snowed on? 




Why does Saint 
Nicholas go down the 
chimney? 

Because he has to 
come up to get out! 



Do you know what they 
say about Saint 
Nicholas? 



He's a real saint! 




They call me the 
Snow Ghost on top of 
a silver mountain 
because I'm the ghost 
who lives in snowy 
places, mostly in 
mountains where it 
snows. 



What is he planning for 
his X-mas? Does he 
have something up his 
sleeve? 

He'll be having a snowy 
fun X-mas! 




What's the only hotel 
for the holidays that 
doesn't cost anything? 

Holiday Inn! 




You know what Jack 
Frost said? 

It doesn't take a Jack 
Frost to know when 
you're being snowed! 



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pkes by 
The Snow Ghost 

photography and production by 
Mike Benedetti 

art from 
Sunshine IVIagazine, Nov. 1970 

more info 
ugcs.org/~benedett/snowghost 

special thanks to 
Happy Birthday IVIike Leslie 









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Does a Snow Ghost 
see a ghost? 

No — ghosts don't see 
themselves in the light, 
only in the dark!