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Vol. 35, No. I
September 6, 1979
Than 25 Recruits
Join College Faculty
Collegedale, Teimessi
DDebra Gainer
Freshmen aren't the only
new people at SMC this
semester. There are over 25
new faculty members, includ-
ing part-time instructors.
The Division of Nursing has
several new staff members.
Ruth Abbott is replacing
Theresa Kennedy in the junior
year physical
classes.
the SMC cam
pus, is returning to teach
medical/surgical nursing at
Orlando. Wayne Bechthold
has returned from a year's
study leave and Lorella How-
ard from a year's maternity
And although the Division
of Nursing has the largest
roster of new faculty mem-
bers, they haven't got the only
ones. In the newly formed
Division of Behavioral and
Family Sciences, Rick Hard-
away is filling in for Garland
Dulan, who is in Boston doing
post-doctoral studies. Hard-
away graduated from SMC in
1974, then received his M.S.
degree from the University of
Tennessee in Chattanooga,
Tennessee bom and raised, he
is now a certified school
psychologist, trained in psy-
cho-assessment. Alice Cal-
kins is returning to family
science after a two-year study
In the Division of Business
and Office Administration, al-
so a new combination of
She received her
masters degree from the Uni-
versity of Alabama in 1979,
then taught nursing at a
college in Kentucky. She was
asked to be head of her
department there last year,
but chose to come to SMC
instead.
Dorothy Giacomozzi, from
Porter Hospital in Denver, is
new to the south. She will be
teaching community health,
replacing Marilyn Montgom-
ery, who has transferred to the
Orlando campus. Terry Rou-
llier is also new to SMC. Her
husband is a theology major
here. Formerly an emergency
room nurse at Erlanger Hos-
pital in Chattanooga, she'll be
replacing Lynn Noles in
teaching emergency proce-
Caroline "Callie" Thatcher Zachrison is replacing R.C.
received her A.S. degree in Stanley. The wife of Ed
nursing from SMC in 1972. Zachrison in the religion de-
She also attended the Univer- partment, Jolene received her
sity of Mississippi and re- M.A. in business education
ceived her masters degree from Andrews University this
from Emory in 1978. She year. She worked as a legal
comes here from Memphis, secretary for an attorney in
where she worked as a pedi- Berrien Springs. Michigan,
atric specialist nurse. She for the past three years,
takes tlie place of Doris Payne Evonne Richards, wife of
foundations Dr. Bill Richards, business
professor, will be instructing
rs isn't really part-time in office administta-
She taught at tion. She received her B.S.
SMC four years ago. This from Pacific Union College in
year she's teaching part-time August. 1976, and was for-
in obstetric nursing. Her merly secretary, to SMC's
husband has joined the doc- academic dean. She's also in
tors group at the new medical charge of the new word pro-
center at Four Corners. cessing center.
There Ste also several new The education department
teachers on the Orlando cam- has three new teachers this
pus. Myra Thompson, who year. Marilyn Parker comes
received her M.A. from Loma from teaching at Richmond
Linda University this past Junior Academy in Virginia,
year, is replacing Margaret She also did "ghetto" teach-
White. Virginia Lazarus, a ing in the Richmond public
graduate of the SMC nursing Cont. on page 3
program in 1974. is teaching
senior year concepts. Lazarus
is unique in that she teaches
from a wheelchair. Rose
Williams, who just received
I her second masters degree
from Loma Linda University,
i teaching in obstetrics and
Vadis Kubasak, a former
Back to school i
s back to the books.
of nursing.
Judy Wint
faculty.
Enrallment Tops Record
According to the official
computer count of September
3, 2033 students have regis-
tered at SMC. reports Ken-
neth Spears, Director of Ad-
missions and Records. That's
a record high for SMC, up 208
over last year's enrollment of
1825.
This year 629 new freshman
inside.
Student Evacuated
Seniors Get Priveleges
have joined the ranks, com-
pared with 524 in 1978. The
senior classes, however, have
shrunk. There's a total of
408 two- and four-year seniors
this year, while last year
boasted a 428 total.
Special students add up to
151 this year, an increase of
nearly 40 per cent. Nearly 80
of these are from Georgia
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being taught. There's also
been a significant increase of
students coming to SMC di-
rectly from high school — 107
The nursing division claims
the largest number of majors
enrolled with 440 students.
Business comes next with 209.
Theology, elementary educa-
tion, and biology follow with
137, 130, and 112 respectively.
The 2033 students represent
46 states and 34 foreign
countries. People have mi-
grated to SMC from such
diverse comers of the world as
Iran and Egypt, Singapore and
Switzerland, Norway and
Nicaragua.
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Missianaiy Colle^
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2 . THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, September 6, 1979
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Why did you choose to come to SMC?
{k\\ students interviewed are freshmen.)
Janice Pierson, Nursing, Madison, TN: I know this is a good school and I need a
good Christian education. It also has a good nurses training program.
Garth Keicer. Medical Technology. New York. NY: I went to academy at Forest
Lake and this is where my fripnds are. My brother graduated from here and liked
.AlvinNewman, Art. Soddy Daisy. TN: I came here because my brothers did, and
I heard that SMC has a good art department.
Mark Weir. Theology. Boulder. CO: 1 came to keep Steve Martin in line.
Janiel Sorensen, Nursing, Collegedale. TN: Well, because my parents moved to
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Kathy WuerstUn, Undecided, Takoma Park, MD: I really like the way the campus
is set up here— my sister liked SMC when she attended. The people are friendly
here, too. '
David Perkins, Physical Education, Takoma Park. MD: I worked at Camp Blue
Faculty
Thursday. September 6. 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
Cont. from page 1 _
school system, bhe received
her M.A. from East Carolina
University in 1971, Parker has
a special interest in the use of
computers in education, es-
pecially for the gifted and
learning disabled children.
Along with Parker. Des-
mond Rice, originally from
Australia, is replacing Dr.
K.M. Kennedy. Rice received
his doctorate in education
from the University of South-
ern California this summer.
He has taught in Australia,
New Guinea, and California.
In 1974 he was listed in the
Outstanding Teachers of
Jeanette Stepanske. former
teacher at the Ooltewah Ele-
mentary School, replaces
Laurie Warner. Stepanske
received her masters from
Ohio University in education
administration and the excep-
tional child, and she's taught
in elementary schools for
twelve years. Her husband
Bruce is the associate busi-
ness manager of the College.
Bob and Carla Kamieneski
are the new husband and wife
team in the physical education
department. They have just
moved here from Provo, Utah,
where they were taking doc-
toral work and teaching part-
time at Brigham Young Uni-
versity. Both received their
Ph.D.'s in physical education
in August, Bob in exercise
physiology, and Carla in phy-
sical education administra-
tion. Along with teaching,
Bob will be coordinating a
community-school fitness pro-
gram.
Benjamin McArthur takes
the place of Jerome Clark in
the history department. Mc-
Arthur was born in Lincoln,
Nebraska, and attended his
first 12 grades of school there.
He then moved to Andrews
University where he received
his B.A. in history. He took
post-graduate work at the
University of Chicago, where
he received his Ph.D. this past
June. McArthut isn't a rookie
teacher, though, having in-
structed part-time at Andrews
while doing his graduate
studies.
Jerome Qark will be super-
vising the Lincoln Collection in
McKee Library in the after-
noons and evenings.
In the industrial education
department, David Turner re-
places Bob Warner in the
building technology program.
Turner received his M.Ed,
from Fitchburg State College,
Massachusetts, in 1977. Be-
fore coming to SMC, he taught
at several high schools and
worked as a self-employed
building contractor. Francis
Hummer, originally from
Hagerstown, Maryland, is not
really new to SMC. He has
done part-time instructing
here for the past three semes-
ters, but this year he is
teaching all the auto body
classes full-time, along with
welding and painting.
Robert Moore, new math-
ematics teacher, graduated
from SMC with a B.A. in math
in 1975. He then returned to
teach at Fletcher Academy in
North Carolina, where he'd
attended school for 12 years.
In August he completed his
masters degree at the Uni-
versity of North Carolina.
Moore's wife Lois is also a
graduate of SMC. in home
Classified ads.
•Glenn- Holland and
Donna Freeman are finally
engaged for May 1 1 !
•Dear friends from Pis-
gah, A big hello and wel-
come to SMC! Love. Karen
•To all my friends: Best
of luck in the coming school
year. #17332
•Hi Ted Smith. You still
looking like an over-grown
baby. Please change!
Sincerely. Your admirer
•To the Deltas: Don't
forget our "Back Together
Bash" Saturday night,
September 8th at Moaners.
P.S. Bring your Togas!.'
•Wanted: Ride to Wash-
ington, D.C. any weekend.
Will help with gas. Call
4109.
•■'I say Hi"— to Rick
Johnson and Sharon Powell
and now, "I say bye."
■s hoping
: at SMC is
the best yet. You're the
greatest! Flavian
•Dear Wife. Thought Va
let you know how much you
mean to me and how you
are a real inspiration to my
life. Keep making good
meals' and working hard.
Love ya. Your Babe R.D.S.
•Dear P.T.. After your
frustration at registration,
come to 33654 for L. and A.
•Beloved Beggy,
Remember the flip-flop
Signed. George
•Dear Mary and Charles
Knapp, I was just thinking
of you. so I thought I'd let
you know. Take care, may
God bless you both. Love,
Robin
WELCOME!
We NOTE WITH JOY
YOUR ARRIVAL ON
SNC's campus!
Come by the MUSIC DEPARTMENT and
JOIN US IN A YEAR OF PROFITABLE AND
FUN activities! Our plans have been
MADE WITH YOU IN MINd!
Marvin Robertson
Bob Anderson
Bruce Ashton
Orlo Gilbert
Judy Glass
Larry Otto
Don Runyan
Robert Sage
•The Three Musketeers;
Hi, Guys! It's so good to be
back and see you all the
time again. Missed you
this summer so much. Stay
sweet cause i love you, JB
•Hi Scott Webb; you se
symbol from Florida.
Love ya, Me
•Hey Louise. Jus
thought we'd give yo
added encouragement to It
you know that we want yo
to really have a good yeai
.Shirlee & Lezah
•Greetings to all new and
freshman students here at
SMC. May the Lord richly
bless you in your endow-
ments towards a Christian
education. If \ can help you
in any way, please let me
know. A favorite Bible text
I would like to share with
you is Galations 2:20,
Praise the Lord! Richard
Wm Tankersley
•Dear Katherine & Ed
Micklewright, I just
wanted to let you know I'm
thinking of you both and
miss you a lot. Love,
•HiVanBledsoel Have a
nice day. Just one guess
who this is.
•Sister Sue: Welcome
back! I've missed you —
You Know Who
•Dear Sandy, I'm so glad
that we made it through
registration. You are so
neat that I just can't wait to
see you tomorrow. I'll see
you then, Romeo
•Dear Excitable Boy,
Sure glad you're up here
this year, even though I'm
not. I'm close, so-o-o
behave!! L. L. Head
•AB— Glad to see a fa-
miliar face from back home.
Happy you're here — D.R.
•HeyKWB! We're glad
to have you here, Mr.
President
•Cindy Jo! I'm so glad
and lucky that you're my
roommate. And what's
more exciting is that our
friendship has just begun.
Now go to bed! Jo- Jo
•Hello my honey. Hello
my baby, Hello my soup
spilling gal. Love Philip
•Burt Bacharach sends
his love to P. L Frankin,
great violinisti From CDM
•To Miss Olga RAML\*
The most beautiful Spanish
girl on campus. I'm glad to
let go. S.W. I still want to
date you. Love, T.T.
•DearSA Merhbers, Best
wishes and good luck to you
this year. Number 46095
•Dear Oedipus. You.
Mom called. Signed Sig-
•Dear Kid, Glad to have
you back. Love, The Beast
•Dear John — I'm really
glad you're here. Keep
happy! Love MP
•Dear Roger B. We have
not and never will forget
your birthday! Next time
you break your ankle at the
chimneys your birthday
present will come in handy!
We missed you! Love,
•Dear Brenda, Yes,
A&W has rootbeer. Love
•Hey 29113, how's this
year look for you? I'm so
sorry about your big disap-
pointment at the beginning
of the year! I hope it goes
superforyou. You'll win in
the end — you're a tough
cookie! Your concerned
To the Carolina students:
I am so glad that you have chosen
to attend SMC this year. You may be
far from home but you are not far
from our thoughts. Each Wednesday
morning the conference officers and
staff join me in special prayer for the
youth of Carolina. We are praying
that God will bless you abundantly.
Malcolm D. Gordon, President
4 ■ THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. September 6, 1979
New Fine Arts Complex
Ready to Break Ground
DDebra Gainer
The important-looking sign
on the north lawn of Talge
Hall marks the spot of the
proposed new Fine Arts Com-
plex. Construction is sched-
uled to begin early this fall.
The estimated cost of the
complex is S3. 3 million.
Approximately $2.7 million of
I that figure has already been
raised. A single company in
Chattanooga donated
5250,000. The fund-raising
campaign has been entitled
"Project 80." Its chairman is
O. D. McKee. 1928 graduate
of SMC and chairman of the
board of McKee Baking Com-
pany.
The complex will consoli-
date the music department
under one roof; music classes
now meet in five different
locations. New buildings will
also house the art department,
which meets in the basement
of Jones Hall, and the com-
munication department, now
using one of SMC's oldest
buildings.
The first building to be
constructed will be the music
center. !t will house a 400 seat
recital hall with a tracker
organ, class and practice
rooms, and offices. Ground-
breaking for the project will be
during chapel on Thursday,
Sept. 13.
Gifts and pledges are still
coming in from SMC faculty
and staff, alumni, and various
individuals, corporations, and
foundations in the area. It has
ed tha
the
Greater Chattanooga Area an-
nually receives more than S50
million from SMC-generated
business.
$10 Million Lawsuit
Against SMC Dismissed
Finding that the sandlot
football game in which a
Southern Missionary College
student received crippling in-
juries was played in violation
of school policy, U.S. District
Judge Frank Wilson on Mon-
day dismissed the student's
SlO-million lawsuit against the
school.
In the lawsuit Randall
Peterson of Miami, Fla., a
former student, said the
school was negligent in allow-
ing the tackle football game to
be played and in failing to
warn Peterson that he could,
be injured.
Peterson was a freshman at
the time of the December 1977
accident, which rendered him
a quadraplegic.
Id dismissing the lawsuit.
Judge Wilson noted that the
religious principles of the
Seventh-day Adventist
Church, which owns SMC,
and school rules themselves
oppose violent, contact sports.
And the judge noted that SMC
does not even compete against
dents, particularly when the
students are engaged in on-
school related activities, un-
less the school knows, or has
some reason to know, that
students ;
conduct
condition that creates an un-
reasonable risk or harm which
the school may by proper
supervision avoid."
Judge Wilson noted that the
tackle football game was
played without protective gear
where (Peterson) was of such
maturity that he knew or
should have known that he
was exposing himself to a
likelihood of injury in some
indeterminate degree."
Senate Elections Coming Up
Tweijty-five Student Association ^enate positions are presently vacant and need to be
filled by qualifying senatorial candidates. Senate elections will be held Sept. 20 and 21.
Qualifications for Senatorial candidates are: 1) 2.25 cumulative GPA or 2.50 for previous
. 2) SMC student for at least nine weeks.
How to file for cendidacv:
1) Picit up official Candidate's Petition Form from SA Office {Student Center, Room 3)
beginning at 8 a.m., Sept. 6.
2) Obtain necessary signatures on Petition Form.
3) Return all Petition Forms to the SA Office by_NOON,^EEI.J.4_ia7a.
4) Comply with all other stated requirements for candidacy.
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WELCOME
SMC STUDENTS
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sports.
The judge said that accord-
ing to affidavits submitted by
other students who played in
the game, the contest was
deliberately held in a part of
the campus where school offi-
cials would not see it.
Judge Wilson said that al-
though under the law private
schools do have to exercise
"ordinary care" for their stu-
dents, they are not "insurers
or guarantors of the safety of
their students."
"A school is not charged
with the duty of constantly
plolictng the conduct of stu-
tiWELGOMES
^pUtoSMC
! :' "Ask About Volunteer Help
Thursday. September 6, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Student VanRaden Evacuates Civil War Zone
D Roland Joy
"Dreams of service for God VanRaden. an industrial
and thoughts of doing the education and construction
work I love ran through my technology junior, left for
mind as the jet engines began what he thought would be a
to sound out their deafening year of service as a student
warnings," he remembers. missionary in Nicaragua. He
On May 29, 1979. Robert planned to do construction and
mechanical work at the Tas-
bah Raya Mission and to
transport nurses to and from
local villages.
"When my plane landed I
could tell that there was some
tension and anxiety among the
passengers," says VanRaden.
"but they were all speaking
Spanish. Later I found out
that a few days before, a plane
had either been shot down or
riddled with machine gun fire
after it landed."
When VanRaden arrived he
knew nothing of the country's
revolutionary war to over-
throw the president of Nica-
ragua. The plane would make
only a quick stop in the
capitol, Managua, before de-
parting to Porto Cabesas,
about 60 miles from the Tas-
bah Raya Mission.
Upon landing in Managua,
VanRaden was informed that
he would not be able to
continue his flight to the
mission because of fighting in
Porto Cabesas. All flights
landing there or even going in
that direction were discon-
tinued. A few flights were
leaving Managua for the US
and other countries, but Van-
Raden decided to stay and see
what the future would bring.
Elder Robert Eubanks, con-
ference president of Nica-
ragua, invited him to his home
and there VanRaden decided
to wait and see whether the
fighting would slow down.
. During his two weeks there,
Robert worked for the con-
work. He was forced to stop at
the beginning of the second
weel because the Sandinistas
had threatened to bum down
any business that allowed
normal work to go on.
Even during all this, Robert
still wanted to go on to the
mission; he felt that if he
made it there he'd be safe
even though fighting was
going on 60 miles from Tasbah
Raya. Unfortunately, circum-
stances were getting worse
instead of berter. Robert and
Elder Eubanks discussed the
situation and with mixed feel-
ings decided that it would be
best for Robert to return to the
US until things sertled down in
Nicaragua.
The threat from the Sandi-
nistas wasn't the only draw-
back to staying. The continual
firing that was becoming
and
around Managua seemed
be another sign for Robert to
return to the States. Once he
even came close to being hit
when an unannounced array of
bullets came from nowhere
towards him and a guard he
was talking with. Managua
was becoming less and less
But there was also the
problem of getting out of the
country. The American Em-
bassy had called VanRaden
and made arrangements for
him to leave on a US military
cargo plane, but the Sandi-
nistas had demoHshed roads
and burned cars and tnicks,
making road blocks in many
places.
Robert was escorted to the
airport — a secret one used
only for top officials — by a
caravan of about 10 cars and
trucks can7ing other passen-
gers also leaving Nicaragua.
"I remember looking out
the window and seeing dead
bodies laying along the side of
the road," says VanRaden. "I
was just thankful that 1 wasn't
one of them." He later
learned that many of his
friends and relatives had
known of his predicament and
had been praying for him. He
feels that was one reason for
his safe return to the States.
Now back as SMC, Van-
Raden still wants to return to
Nicaragua. "No other place
would be quite as good for me
in the mission field, because I
could do what I love to do
there — construction and auto
Me;
while
Robert intends to c
education here at Southern
Missionary College. And
when the College gives the
okay to return to Tasbah Raya,
"Welcome to SMC—
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6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. September 6, 1979
Student Comes Through Registration Alive
"Get up you scurvy dogs."
The guard walked down the
long corridor waking up the
sleeping prisoners.
I have only been here a
week and already the most
dreadful day of ray life was
here. We dressed in our light
gray uniforms and assembled
in the dining hall for break-
fast. No one spoke. No one
could believe they would sink
into such depths of cruelty- I
used to eat food like this, but
then my dad got a job. (used
by permission of Lou Owens,
Inc.)
After "breakfast" we were
marched over to the ' 'big
house" and took our places at
the end of the already long
lines. While we waited in the
heat of the rising sun we had
plenty oftime to think. Would
I come out alive? Will my
parents still be financially
secure? And most impor-
tantly, would I get the classes
Steven dickerhoff
I wanted?
Once inside 1 preceded to
"Step One" where I showed
the lady my registration pass
and ID card (you know, the
thing with the fantastic picture
of you on it ). Next, I went
straight to my major's table
and had my adviser sign my
carefully planned schedule 1
had laid out in advance.
Now, the hard part, signing
up for those classes before
they are filled. There's one
thing I've learned about re-
gistration— you are on your
own, not even theology majors
will help you. While I was
there, someone announced
over the PA system that
Grant's TJ class at 9 o'clock
only had room for one more.
At once this 6'2", 210 lb.
theology student I know and a
little 5'2". 90 lb. freshman girl
made a dash for the religion
And just as he was
o reach the table she
it her foot and sent him
ato the academic dean
who promptly signed his Op-
Scan sheet.
The first thing I did after
getting my adviser to okay my
schedule was to go to the
business administration table
and ask if Principles of Ac-
counting at 9 o'clock was still
open. It wasn't. Now that I
table,
flying i
think about it accounting at 1
o'clock is a better time for me.
Next I went to the history table
and Western Civ. at 8 o'clock
was full. So what's wrong
with the History of the CK and
other oil refineries at 5:30
1 walked around for the next
hour seeing my perfectly
planned schedule torn to
shreds. After awhile i started
walking around in a daze and
the last thing 1 remember was
getting into the 4 a.m. section
of Speed Reading Made Easy.
My friends told me late"
they found me sitting in a
corner of thegym clutching my
finished class schedule and
mumbling something about
Foundations of the 19th Cen-
tury Dating Practices at 9
The next thing I remem-
bered was sitting in my first
class the next day and the
teacher taking roll.
"Dickerhoff, Steven."
"Here, well, almost."
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Demon "Scaretop" Advises Loneliness
(A letter from an experi-
enced demon to a "rookie"
demon, with all due apologies
to C.S. Lewis)
Dear Wormwad,
Congratulations on your ap-
pointment to an assistant
temptership at SMC. 1 think
you will find the environment
to hold enticing opportunities
for perceptive tempting, de-
spite a record of frequent
disappointments.
Your patient is a superb
example of the advantages
that exist on the campus. As
you well know, he is a new
student. This brings with it
many promising conditions-
both for our cause and for that
of the Enemy.
One of your first and most
important tools will be loneli-
rial in the great battle for
souls. The Enemy has contin-
uously exploited this condition
through "friendly" agents
who attract individuals such as
your patient to degrading
"fellowship" (what an ob-
Loneliness is best used as a
lever to pry your patient into a
state of mind more favorable
to the cause. Seek to ex-
change the feature of loneli-
John mcvay
Recreation Guide
Unlocks Goldmine
0 have fun or what to do on a pick up this "goldni
of
keeping your patient's atten- you must be able to "think on
tion focused on the loneliness your feet." It might be far
itself. Do anything to keep better to allow some reprieve
him from finding a true rem- of his loneliness by human
edy for it, either in the companionship, and thus lull
Sabbath afternoon, if you things to do. The guide is a
know where you want to go publication of the General
but don't know how to get Recreation Committee,
there, then SMC's Guide to
Recreation is just what you
students, or worse yet, in
associating with the Enemy,
Himself.
It is particularly expedient
that you keep his attention
from flirting, even for a brief
of satisfaction,
than for him to discover the
ipanionship of the "friend
stake. Do your
with such practical work well, and you will be
rewarded; fail and you know
what the lowerarchy has pre-
pared for you.
for
of
remedies
hath friends must shew him-
self friendly" (You well know
the degraded Source of that
groveling slogan!).
This is tricky business, and
r acuity Cont. ft-om page 3
In the music department, Madison Academy in Tenn-
Robert Anderson is replacing essee and Thunderbird Acad-
Jack McClarty as band in- emy in Arizona,
structor. He received his B.A. Lany Otto will be conduct-
from Union College, and his ing the college choir and
M.A. from Andrews Univers- taking on retired Dorothy
sity in 1972. He also spent a Ackerman's load of 30 to 40
Vienna, Austria. Before co
ing to SMC, he taught
SMC
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Have a successful
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students. New to the
on College,
where he also taught
He received his M.A. from the
University of Missouri in 1971,
then taught at the University
of Wisconsin and Indiana aca-
demies.
Part-tim
elude Buddy Blair in
ing, Lorabel Midkiff
lish, Charles Mills in
Ken Shaw in math, Steve
Sowder in computej
and Robert Zollinger in self-
supporting work.
Reed Christman is the new
assistant dean in Talge Hall.
He'ltbe in charge of academic
and spiritual counseling, and
auto registrati
his regular deaning duties.
Christman was raised in north
Georgia, He graduated from
Andrews University and has
taught in several junior aca-
demies since then.
The Guide to Recreation can
tell you everything from how
to sign up for a racquetball
court and when to register for
the different intramurals to
local camping and hiking
spots, where to go for white
water rafting and the perfect
place for a peaceful Sabbath
afternoon picnic.
This little green paperback
gives useful information about
facilities at the different
parks, whether or not the
activity costs money and how
much, and directions on how
to get where you're going.
For bicyclists and joggers, a
map of the immediate Col-
legedale area plus distances is
included in the book. Also,
golfers can find a list of all the
local golf courses and green
If you did not get a Guide to
Four -Year
Seniors (iet
Priveleges
DTerri Prins
The 1979-80 school year is
the Year of the Senior-senior
priveleges, that is. According
to Dr. Melvin Campbell, Dean
of Students, all four-year sen-
iors will be exempt from the
last month of dormitory wor-
ships each semester and do
not have to be in the dormi-
tories untill 11:00 p.m.,,
Sunday through Thursday.
Dr. Campbell stressed that
to be exempt from the last
month of dormitory worships,
students should have a re-
spectable worship attendance
record. "We believe in treat-
ing students according to their
age," stated Campbell, "con-
sequently, students in their,
last year of college should be
treated differently and given
more responsibility than
freshmen."
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Dear SA Members:
The following faculty committees of Southern Missionary!
College are in need of student representation. If you
willing to serve as a member of one of these committi
please fill out the information below and turn it in at
SA Office in the Student Center. This would be a greatj
opportunity for you to serve your fellow students. Thanks
so much for your help.
Sincerely,
need student represen-
Academic Affairs Committee
Teacher Education Sub-Committee
Religious Coordinating Committee
Public Relations Committee
Programs Sub-Committee
Films Sub-Committee
Traffic Court
Facultv Senate
Library Sub-Committee
Budget Committee
Student Missions Committee
Student Affairs Committee
Loans and Scholarships Sub-Committee
Artist-Adventure Sub-Committee
Recreation Sub-Committee
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Address
Phone Major will be: (circle one) FR SO JR SR
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of new teachers and used by
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of advanced candidates.
Although it is not a require-
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man of the education depart-
ment, strongly urges all senior
education majors to take this
On each full day of testing,
registrants may take the Com-
mon Examinarions, which
their professional
preparation and general edu-
cation background, and/or an
Area Examination that mea-
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Yvonne Richards, formerly
secretary to the Academic
Dean, will be the manager of
the new Word Processing
"Many departments do not
have their own secretaries,"
explained Larry Hanson, Aca-
demic Dean, giving the reason
for setting up the Word Pro-
cessing Center. "At this
point, we don't know how
much it will be used."
The center will be hiring
office administration major to
do most of the typing.
Dr. Hanson stated that the
center hopes to have a one
day turnover rate in the things
sent to the center. Rounds
will be made each day to the
different departments to pick
up the cassettes and belts.
This is a free service to the
campus.
When Hanson was asked if
the Word Processing Center
would make its services
available to students for re-
search paper typing, he said
they hadn't thought of that
possibility yet.
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Fine Arts Construction Begins Thursday
Southern Missionary Col- to Frank Knittei. president,
lege will break ground Thurs- The Music Building, for
day to start the construction of which the ceremony will be
a new Fine Arts Complex held at 11 a.m.. Sept. 13, at
costing $3.3 million, according the north end of the campus.
nil cost $1.5 million. recital hall; practice rooms for
Featured speakers at the band, orchestra, and vocal
1 will be Dale Mabee, groups; classrooms, teachers'
Congresswoman Marilyn
Lloyd Bouquard, Scott Pro-
basco of American National
Bank, Richard A. Brock of
Richmar Company, Les Mus-
selwhite, president of the
SMC Student Association, and
Jenine Fryling, an SMC music
major. President Frank
Knittei will be master of
The new music building will
consolidate the music depart-
ment which is now meeting in
five locations. It will house a
offices, and individual practice
campaign.
After Thursday's ground-
breaking, construction will
continue on the music building
with completion and occu-
pancy set for Septerater, 1981.
of The structure was designed by
Fine Arts Complex has Klaus P. Nentwig, architect-
1 made possible by the
Other facilities that wiU
follow the music building will
house the art department, the
art exhibit hall, the communi-
continuing campaign, entitled
"SMC Project 80," to raise
$3.3 million for the total
"Our total now stands at
$2.7 million, and we plan to
finish the campaign during the
fall and winter with the total of purpose, allowing other de-
$3.3 million subscribed," said partments to use various areas
0. D. McKee, chairman of the for classrooms a
WSMC-FM.
All building
,ple;
and
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the southern accent
September 13. 1979
Volunteers Train at WSMC
nunity
D Valerie Dick
Student and
volunteers will
nouncing over WSMC-FM as
part of a new training pro-
A dozen volunteers have
been attending a mini training
course at WSMC for the past
few days to prepare them to
operate the equipment and
announce on the air. In the
course they are taught basic
rules of broadcasting and
rules of the Federal Com-
munications Commission.
WSMC-FM is a public radio
station that gets much of its
support from donations. By
using volunteers WSMC can
keep within its budget while
providing valuable experience
to students, faculty members
and members of the com-
munity. Station manager Don
Self said this is one of the
main objectives of the pro-
gram.
This is not the first time the
station has used volunteers.
"When I came here, WSMC
i operated almost entirely
successful Self said a similar
one will be taught later this
year or at the beginning of
next year.
Opportunities for volunteers
are available not only in
announcing positions but also
in other areas of station oper-
tions. Self noted that the
station is looking for student
or community volunteers to
help with the preparation and
distribution of the monthly
program guide. Listen.
Volunteers can also help with
the producing and screening
of some programs.
Those interested in
donating their time to help the
station in one capacity or
another should contact Station
Manager Don Self,
Saturday Night to Show
Best of New Talent
by volu
irked
Self. More recently the sta-
tion has operated with five full
time employees and a staff of
paid students.
Another value in the volun-
teer program is that it creates
a pool of trained people who
will be considered when a paid
position opens. "We'll be of
service to other broadcasters
in the area," Self commented,
as commercial stations in the
WSMC when looking for new
personnel.
If the training course is
DVal Swanson
"Best of the New," this
Saturday night's program is
an SA-sponsored event de-
signed to display the best
talent of the new year.
Social Activities Director
Becky Dowell described the
program as, "An amateur
talent show — sort of like what
Ed Sullivan used to do."
The show will be divided into
two categories: musical num-
bers, and short skits. A prize
will be awarded to the winner
in each category. Winners
will be selected according to
the heartiest applause.
Ken Bradley and Ron
Mackey will host the show and
provide some entertainment of
their own. One featured
highlight will be their presen-
tation of a popular "Saturday
Night Live" family, the Cone-
"It will be an evening to
have fun and to be wild and
crazy," explained Dowell.
"Best of the New" will
begin at 8:30 p.m. in the
Physical Education Center,
and a social hour is planned
for after the program.
Z a mora to Speak at WOP
.inside... -
Commitment Weekend
Where the SA money goes
D Melissa Smith
Elder Robert Zamora, pro-
fessor of religion at Columbia
Union College, will be the
guest speaker during the
Week of Spiritual Emphasis,
Sept. 17-21.
Elder Zamora's topic, "To
Live Now is to Plan for
Etemityl" will attempt to
bring the Christian church's
teachings and the Seventh-day
Adventist faith in touch with
the answers to the questions
college students ask about
themselves and life.
The Friday evening sermon
Footwashing
Necessary?'
following.
"As a featured speaker at
the 1978 Southern Union Bible
Conference, Elder Zamora
well received by those
who ;
nded,'
Elder Jim Herman, College
Chaplain.
The meetings will be held in
the church, Monday through
Friday at 11:05 a.m. and 7
p.m. except for the Friday
evening meeting which will
begin at 6 p.m.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. Seplember 13. 1979
Opinions
editorial
Sirggj bggi potW gemry
What suggestions or expectations do
you have for the SA this year?
Janell Kirkman. senior, nursing. Seattle. Wash.: In the past the SA hasn't had
much student involvement. Part of the reason is because the programs weren't what
the majority of the students are really interested in: i.e.. classical concerts. I'd like
to see them put a student- elected student council back into fiinction to give us an
official voice to the faculty.
GET INVOLVEDl I It s^ms that everyone is saying that— SA
officers. Campus Ministries, Sabbath School superintendants
and even the deans. Your involvement will make a great
difference in your college life.
Campus Ministries has different activities for those of you
who need something to do on Saturday afternoons. It is a great
time to share your faith with others. There are many different
groups you could join if van wanted a variety— Jail Bands,
CABL. Adopt-a-Grandpar«nt, Bonny Oaks and Bible Study
Evangelism. This will not only benefit those you are witnessing
to, but it will also fulfill your own spiritual needs.
The Student Association' needs people to be on the various
faculty committees to represent the students in the planning of
the College. Also they neei students to run for Senate. Some
may think that it is a waste of time, but the student's voice is
heard on this campus by the faculty.
There are also the Sabbath School and dorm worships in
which one can help out. It begins to get mundane seeing the
same people leading out. Volunteer to help the superintendents
and deans in Sabbath School and worship.
By becoming involved you will undoubtedly make many new
friends and your year at SMC will seem to pass by quickly. Do
your part to help the Campus Ministries, Student Association.
Sabbath Schools and your deans. GET INVOLVED!!
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Sharon McClellon. freshman, business. Tomah. Wis.: The tennis courts need to be
repaired. Grass is growing up in the cracks of the pavement and it ought to be
fixed.
Linda Orpana, sophomore, nursing, Brentford, Ontario: I would like the SA to
organize trips into town (in vari^, perhTps?) for students who don't have cars and
rneed^j ride. ■•-'«--' ;. .
JejfHavTon. iunior. orean. Statesboro. Ga.: Iwould like to see more done with
Carolyn Chittum, junior, speech pathology, Stanton, Va.: I wish they'd have more
banquets. There aren't any on the calendar except for the women's reception and
married couples' banquets. SA should sponsor a banquet for the students.
Rhonda Hallock. freshman, behavioral science. Lancaster. S.C: I'd like them to
show the film, "Other Side of the Mountain" parts 1 and II. I've heard a lot of kids
say they'd like to see it. If all the Saturday nights are taken you could show it
during the week and charge admission to cover expenses.
Karen Wilcox, sophomore, psychology. Thomasville. N.C.: I'm expecting a
widespread involvement among all the students this year. I feel that there are
opportuniries for each student— whether old or new— to participate and make this
the BEST year ever.
George Graves, senior, biology. Dunlap. Tenn. : My suggestion would be to have a
pile of wood stashed in the student park shelter so that our neat ole fireplace can
provide semi-outdoor buffs with warmth, cooking potential, and flickering light,
along with good ole cheap(I mean economical) picnics, etc...
Karen Ttmms, senior, nursing. Orington. Maine: I'd like to see more Positive W^ay
classes and seminar groups going again like they used to have. SA has improved
within the past couple of years.
Steve Dickerhojf. sophomore, history. Atlanta, Ga. : I would like the SA to plan a
ski trip to Sugar Mountain in North Carolina. We could leave on buses after
sundown on Saturday and stay overnight somewhere so we could get an early start
on Sunday,
them to sponsor an
Debbie Gilson. junior, office administration. Port Charlotte, Fla. : Try to get more
students involved in the many programs available where everyone would feel
comfortable. I liked the Sabbath afternoon hikes, singspirations and roller skating
A LETTER TO THE EDITOR ?
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Thursday, September 13. 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT ■
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•Dear 41342, Just
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ball game to finish losing.
Have a good weekend and a
great Sabbath. Love, A
4 • THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursda.v. September 13. 1970
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EVANGELISM
Frontline work, in the middle of aii the action. If you like a
'challenge, then you'll want a part in evangelism. All it
takes is a few good men.
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What in the world ar<
COLLEGIAn CM
Sept.
Special guest: John Hc{
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CHRISTIAN GROWTH SEMINARS
Small groups drawn together to study and share.
Thursday, September r3. 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
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AREA CHURCH MINISTRY
3f for heavens sake?
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CABL-OFF CAMPUS
CABL-ON CAMPUS
Learning about a healthful way of living, and
putting it into practice.
SUNSHINE BANDS
- THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, September 13, 1979
The Rich Young Pre-Med Student ?f
The school year had begun
with its usual air of self-
sufficiency for Bruce C.
Whittum. Bruce, a junior
pre-med student was at the
pinnacle of everything worthy
of his attention.
Already, he had effortlessly
■'cleaned up" his opponents
in the first two rounds of the
^
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His was the first name on the
sign-up sheet for the matching
episode in racquetball.
Sports, though, was only
one of Bruce's many points of
finesse. His attire was invar-
iably "sharp." He always
looked like a classy correlation
of Dress for Success and GQ
magazine.
Bruce's dating status, sur-
prisingly, was "unattached."
He reveled In the realization
that at least a score of Thatch-
er's finest waited, hoping
against hope, that they might
be the lucky girl for just one
Sports
Saturday evening.
But. sports, clothes, and
dating were secondary on his
list. At the top was an
appetite — one that fed, not on
new and exciting knowledge,
but on a healthy GPA. This
was the "bottom line" of
Bruce. A tennis match, a
date, or looking "sharp" all
would fade into oblivion if
challenged by the need to
study for a quiz or test.
Fortunately, he rarely needed
to make such pagan sacrifices.
Bruce's cumulative GPA
stood at 3.93,^Tie A minuses
accounting for the lack of
perfection, were doubtlessly
the responsibility of calcified
members of the teaching pro-
Despite his popularity and
level, there had been a nag-
ging problem of late. Every
aspect of campus life was a
delight to him — except one. If
he was a "jock" in every other
way, wondered Bruce, why
couldn't he be a spiritual
"jock" as well? It seemed to
be the last mountain of mas-
tery for him — the peak that
beckoned his conquest.
One day, Bruce saw the
most controversial and popu-
lar religion teacher conversing
with a small group of students
just outside the Student Cen-
ter. Feeling a bit uncomfort-
able, he joined the group. At
the first lull in the conver-
sation, Bruce departed from
his normal smooth style and
blurted out the question,
"What do 1 have to do to
become 'cool' spiritually?"
The great Teacher paused
for a long time. The other
students, aware of Bruce's
charisma, dared not splinter
the silence. Looking deep into
Bruce's eyes, the Teacher
responded, "There are many
people around you who des-
perately need help with their
studies. If you want to be
perfect, go, sell your high
GPA and give them some
"When the young man
heard this, he went away
sorrowful; for he had..." a
great GPA.
Cont. from page 7
ked for," Les said. If any I
changes are to be made ii
budget, the SA Senate i
reappropriate the funds and I
then approve the change. Any I
student who would like to see
a copy of the SA budget can
look at one in the SA offices.
"I plan to follow th<
budget," Les stated. "We wil]l
utilize all funds available fori
this year's students. Andl
the SA exceed the presenti
budget!"
As I was leaving the SAl
offices, I asked Les how he feltl
about shouldering the respon-F
sibility of the SA and
$50,000 plus budget. "[
main worry," he said, '
seeing that the students get I
their money's worth. This i
my goal."
ENERGY.
We can't afford I
to waste it.
All-Amerlcan Sport Now in Full Swing
D Diane Gainer
Baseball is a sport held deai
by any red-blooded American,
and the opening of Softball
season has been met with
appropriate enthusiasm. As
one fan succinctly put it, "The
season is finally under way."
Pitching machines are being
used again this year, hurling
balls approximately 45 m.p.h.
in the Women's League and
55 m.p.h. in the Men's
League. Other equipment
includes new bases.
cemented-in steel bleachers, a
storage shed, newly-installed
home-run fences (over which
every player dreams of hitting
that Grand Slam), and even
some official-looking signs
stafing that the baseball dia-
monds are for College use
But the biggest asset is the
people involved. Players this
year are divided into three
leagues — with seven teams in
both the Men's East League
and West League, and six
teams in the Women's
League. Games have been
played with a predominant
spirit of eagerness and ener-
getic effort. A good turnout of
spectators has also been on
hand to lend their support and
If you haven't yet come to
see (or better still, play in) one
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Thursday
Vol. 35, No. 3
September 20, 1979
SM's Write Home
Car Chase Ends on Campus
DDebraGain
Shortly after 9 p.m. Sunday
night, a five-mile police car
chase ended abruptly on the
footbridge across from the
SMC tennis courts.
The chase had begun when
W. B. Lampkin, Hamilton
County Police Officer,.
observed a maroon 1966 Ford
LTD turn onto Ooltewah-
Ringgold Road at Standifer
Gap, moving erratically and,
Lampkin judged, recklessly.
He flashed his blue lights, the
car speeded up, and Officer
Lampkin chased it into Col-
legedale at speeds reaching 90
miles per hour.
"! wasn't running wide
open," said Lampkin, "but it
wasn't safe to go any faster."
Responding to a radio alert.
Jim Shanko, Collegedale
Police Officer, placed his pa-
trol car sideways in Camp
form a road block. Just before
reaching Shanko, the LTD lost
control coming around the
comer, hit a parked car, and
bounced onto the foot bridge,
missing the creek by about 12
inches. The parked car, a
white Impala, belonged to
Kent Campbell, an SMC
student who was playing ten-
nis at the time.
A bystander, Mike Bennett
from Ooltewah, who observed
the episode, stated, "He must
have been coming around that
comer at 70 miles an hour. He
started sliding sideways and
we thought for sure he was
going into the creek."
The driver, handcuffed to
the door of his wrecked car,
said that he'd lost control
because of "a stuck gas
pedal," and that if he hadn't
wrecked, he would have out-
run the police officer.
Four Hamilton County
police cars and several Col-
legedale officers were present
at the scene. Upon investiga-
tion, a cooler of beer, several
shot-size bottles of whiskey
and an amount of marijuana
were found in the defendants'
DTammy Taylor
This year Southern Mis-
sionary College has fifteen
student missionaries serving
in other countries. The col-
lege recently received word
from three of them.
Rosemary Bryant, serving
at Hong Kong Adventist Hos-
pital wrote, "The more 1 stay
here in Tsuen, the more I like
it. ...This is turning my whole
life around. For the first time
in my life I feel like 1 really
belong somewhere, like I'm
doing something useful.
* 'It seems really strange not
being at SMC now. I want to
know everything that is going
on (without me)....I hope you
will write now and then just to
let me know that someone
from there still remembers
love of God and His gift of
eternal life. Please remember
me in your prayers and also
the kids! Hope y'all have a
good school year! I miss SMC
alot!"
Sheila Roberts is in
Cent, on page 7
Rosemary is teaching En-
glish and Physical Education.
She is also the secretary for
the nursing director and the
librarian.
Bonnie Rudisaile, stationed
in Bangkok, Thailand, is
teaching English, Bible, geo-
graphy, and U.S. history to
students between the ages of
10 and 21. She writes: "Quite
a few of the students are
Chinese and about 90 per cent
are Buddhist. There are a
number of Indians and their
religion is usually Sikh. This
makes interesting Bible clas-
ses....I've been trying in ray
Bible classes to emphasize the
HP3000 Has
Better Brain
DKen Neet
The Computer Center has
sold its HP 2000 computer
and has expanded its HP 3000.
Director John Beckett has
estimated the expansion will
pay off in I'/i years.
The computer now has a
"better brain," explained
Beckett. "It will do exactly
the same things, but it will do
them faster."
The reason SMC has gone
to one computer for the entire
campus is reduced cost for
energy and maintenance.
Beckett reports the new sys-
tem saves $200 a month
through energy costs and $750
for
) the
offi.
computer classes. Southern
Memories, and Joker. The
Computer Center also sells
time to Collegedale Academy
and some small bu;
the area.
Credit Offered Sat. Night
SMC Offers Degree in Auto Body
□Patricia Stone
Southern Missionary Col-
lege is offering a new one-year
I degree in Auto Body.
The course will teach tech-
niques in repairing a wrecked
car, proper use of the tools,
I painting, and refinishing.
Students taking this course
will be required to take a total
of 32 hours in order to receive
The classes in-
clude
and
finishing. Welding,
Automotive Fundamentals,
Collision Repair I and II. an
Independent Project and a
religion and Personal Finance.
The Independent Project
will require each student to
rebuild a wrecked car. When
the project is complete the
student will have the option to
buy the car or to sell it for a
Several of the projects from
this year's class have already
been spoken for by various
people in the community.
The Auto Body course is not
all lab work. The student will
complete two text books in
addition to their religion and
Personal Finance classes.
/^"inside...
Letters to the Editor
Questions on ID cards
Everyday life in Russia
DVal Swanson
Would you like to get col-
lege credit for attending a
Saturday night program? You
can this weekend by attending
one of the College Within a
College (CWC) courses being
held all over campus this
Saturday night at 8;30 p.m.
The program will be di-
rected by Student Services,
eliminating the need of tui-
tion. Some classes will re-
quire a small fee for materials
used. This is also open to the
community.
Lists are posted around
campus of the courses CWC is
offering this weekend, and
where they will be held.
Student Services Director
Van Bledsoe wants to see
students' ideas represented in
the CWC program. "The goal
is to provide life-related
courses, and things you
wouldn't learn in a regular
"The Oldywed Game" will
be held in the Thatcher Hall
chapel at 10 p.m., starring
President and Mrs. Frank
Knittel, Dr. and Mrs, Larry
Hanson, Elder and Mrs. K.R.
Davis, and Mr. and Mrs.
Grundset. There will be a
grand prize for the winning
couple.
The host for the evening's
program will be Dr. Gerald
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policy
editor should
address themselves to items of
interest and concern to the SMC
community. Those exceeding
350 words are subject to editing
material that is libelous, ex-
tremely radical, or out of charac-
ter in light of doctrinal points.
Deadline for letters on Sunday
noon prior to the Thursday of
publication. All letters become
the property of The Southern
Accent and will not be returned.
thie souttiern accent
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except during school
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Mail Room Causes Disappointment
Dear Editor,
Having always been more
impressed by quality than
quantity, I would like to make
a comment about the mail
service in Thatcher. I'm
delighted that the mail is out
by 12 noon, and on some days
part of it is out by 10 a.m. Still
I am alarmed — yesterday
when my roommate arrived at
class at 10, she greeted me
with the news that we had
three letters in our mailbox.
My heart beat faster, then
slowed. A bill for my room-
mate and two letters for
occupants of rooms other than
253.
Since the wrong letters in
the right mailbox (or is it,
right letters in the wrong
mailbox) routine occurs at
least every other day, I have
grown accustomed to the sit-
uation—or so I thought— until
yesterday. Upon looking in
the mailbox after chapel. I
discovered a letter. Horrors!
It was one of the same letters
that had been handed over to
the desk worker earlier.
Well, so much for twice in
looking man who was asking
the desk worker questions. I
returned to my room, ex-
hausted and disgusted.
It '
■- for ;
structive suggestions for an
annoying problem. Possible
solutions 1) If I had the time I
could track down the letters'
owners; 2) since I don't.
perhaps the mailroom workers
might take a few minutes each
day to acquaint themselves
with who lives in what room,
and 3) if you're a deskworker
and I return a letter to you,
please believe me, it was in
the wrong mailbox.
Sincerely.
Beverly Benchina
til 3
Reaching into the mailbox
again, my hand emerged
clutching that ill-fated letter.
All that kept me from getting
irate was the distinguished
Snack Machine
Sells Student
Spoiled Milk
Dear Editor:
First, let me say how
pleased i am about the snack
machines on the first floor of
Talge Hall. They allow you to
have that little extra meal
without waiting in long lines.
I see that others feel the same
way when I find the machines
nearly empty.
But there is one problem.
One day I bought a carton of
milk and found it was spoiled
and outdated by ELEVEN
days. Looking through the
machine's glass doors, I saw
that all remaining cartons of
milk were turned so that you
couldn't read the expiration
dates, after which the milk
cannot be legally sold.
I hope it was accidentally
done, though the odds are
certainly against it. I hope
that whoever is in charge of
the snack machines will place
the milk with the dates out-
wards from now on, so we
don't waste our cash on
spoiled milk.
Winners Receive a Check
DD. L. West
The "Best of the New"
produced the following win-
ners last Saturday night:
Jeanie Coolen who sang, "I
Love My Friends;" Cindy
Barclay vocalized her rendi-
Autumntime Leaves;" and
juggler David Perkins. All
received prizes of all they can
eat at Taco Bel! and a S15
check which "is guaranteed
not to bounce unless dropped
or cashed before December
1981," quipped Les Mussel-
white, president of the Stu-
dent Association.
Send your letters
to ttie ACCEhfT
Thursday, September 20, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
street beat
patti gentry
What are some things about Southern Missionary College that you like?
Cindy Martin, junior, nursing. TacomaPark. Md.: Every year I've been here,
I've felt the college professors have taken a real personal interest in the
students. Many give encouraging spiritual guidance. I appreciate the
0 be seeking for Christ. The
ices have been a great help
spiritual atmosphere and the students who s_ _
quality of our chapels, worships, and church s
and blessing to me.
Marty Miller, junior, biology. Phoenix. Ariz.: My folks moved all the way out
0 Phoenix this past summer, so basically the reason I'm here is because of my
1 lot friendlier here and the spiritual atmosphere is
friends. The kids i
, elementary education, Orlando. Fla.: Scott and
Candy Graves, senior, psychology. Orlando. Fla. : I really like the Christian
emphasis in all my classes. The teachers are great.
Shirlee Kline, sophonu
Suprisingly to me, no n
always considerate and s
elementary education, Smithsburg. Md,: Ron Pickell. senior, theology. Collegedale. Tenn.: Freedom of thought
;r what department you're in, the faculty are
I to be genuinely interested in the students.
.classified ads.
PERSONALS
•Flipper & Lassie love
Scott & Doug
•Frenzy still lives!
•To Andy Osinsky; The
"sleeping beauty" of Bible
•Poptarts & Munchkins
class. Also biggest flirt on
forever! To JMB
campus. Stay sweet and
cool. Love ya. O.R.
•The men's dorm num-
ber is 4391 not4I93I
•Dan Adds
JR NONE IN M:
DDear Twotone and
I'm nobody! Who are you?
Realdark, we're so glad
Are you nobody too?
you've finally joined us!
Then there's a pair of
Best wishes in getting the
us— don't tell!
attention of our favorite
They'd banish us, you
canoeing instructor. Love,
know.
Nilldark & Halfdark
— Emily Dickinson
Your secret sis. Ethereal
•Dear R.J., What's a
northerner doing with a
•Dear Terry Reynolds, I
Southern Accent? Nash-
always see your cheery face
ville P.S. Ya done good..
when I come in the dorm at
night. Don't make a habit
•Dr. Meat E. Cleaver has
of this it's bad for your
been reinstated at local
health. Stay cheery. The
clinic, schedule ap-
midnight workers.
pointments now.
•DD: Well, how's my
•Hi three three three one
brother doing? 1 hope
one!
you're smiling today. I
want you to know that I
•One apple a day keeps
really lucked out to pick you
the doctor away, Kathy, not
out of ail those slips of
four!
paper. Be good. Love, B.J.
VOTING SC
:hedule 1
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sloo-eioo c^\l
(All9tudsal9)
8:00-10:00 StudenlC
«nterand fVillaoe)
Reafdeoc.
Halls (Residents)
FRIDAY. SEPT. 21
«nler (All sludents)
•Madin Perkins: Stan
Brock is through wrastling
wilder beasts.
•From Thatcher Hall
midnight shift to the Talge
midnight shift; Thanx for
the great company. Keep
those calls coming. Love,
Me.
•In the Joker my name
was spelled wrong, Azul-
ena. Please call me Susie.
Thanks.
•Dear Rene Perez, I sim-
ply adored your trumpet
surprise the day they gave
out the Joker. You looked
like a saint in that choir
robe. Hope you have a
beautiful Sabbath. Love,
Your Secret Sister.
•Dear 72530, I'm so hap-
py to see you after that long
summer. Thank you for
-being so wonderful. I love
you! Love, 23947.
•Shirlee and Cheryl, Just
wanted to remind you that
"Your're so Funn-ee,"
•Les: Thanks for letting
me and my cronies get our
"Jokers" early — it is ap-
preciated muchly. Marceil.
•Dear Spring, Have a
beautiful day and keep a
smile on your cute face.
Love, Vally.
•To Olive Oil: I hear
you've- got troubles! But
I'd have too. If my arms
were skinney And my legs
were glue! 1 think you are
really cute. And you have
good taste — in dress. But to
this note I'll never confess!
Signed. #2
•R.D., Thanks for the
great weekends! I hope
there are many more.
•Susie, I want you to
forget about the man under
the tree. He's just hurting
you. Please forget. S&L.
•Mr. D.W. at Union:
Wish you were here. But
even though you chose the
second best i love you
anyway. Our "Best
Friend' ' and I love you
gobs. Thinking of you in
the South. Love, Jody.
•Wanted: Ride to Mary-
land/Washington, D.C.
area for any weekend. Will
help with gas. Call 4109
RIDES
•Do you need a ride to
Andrews University, Ber-
rien Springs. Mich. Sept.
21—23? I'm leaving Fri-
day. Sept. 21 about 3:15
p.m. Will return Sunday
night. Share gas expense.
Call John at 396-3630.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•JOKER correction: for
all interested, the address
for Johnny Lazor is incor-
rect. It should be corrected
to read: P.O. Box 1189,
Collegedale, TN 37315
(615) 396-3630
•"If I Perish" will be
shown Saturday night in
the Thatcher Hall chapel at
8 p.m.
•A singspiration group
will meet in front of Wright
Hal! at 2:30, Saturday.
•BE A VOTER! That's
right. Thursday and Friday
until noon you can vote for
precinct senator for the
1979-80 S.A. Senate
•The film "The Good
'Ole Days" will be shown in
Talge Hall at 7 p.m., Sun-
day evening. Sept. 23.
FOR SALE
•For Sale: Motorcycle
Helmet $15.00, C.B. An-
tenna $10.00 or best offer.
Call Nancy Meyer 396-
3649.
•Giant Posters. Black
and white or color, made
from your pictures. Also
photo stamps and enlarge-
4 ■ THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, September 20, 1979
Nursing Division Needs New Pin
D Melissa Smith
The Division of Nursing is
sponsoring a contest to design
a new nursing pin.
"The present pin, used
since the beginning of the
nursing program at SMC is
esthetic, but it lacks symbolic
meaning," explained Nursing
Director Ina Longway.
The present pin consists of
a laurel wreath set on a
triangle representing the
threefold education of the
heart, mind and hand, an
eagle and the nursing degree
letters.
"We are interested in a
design which will portray the
goals, objectives and philoso-
phy of Soufhern Missionary
College. the-Division of Nurs-
ing and the Seventh-day Ad-
ventist Church," added Long-
way. "We want a pin that our
nursing graduates will be
proud to wear because of its
real signficance."
It is not necessary to be a
nursing student or an artist to
enter the contest since a rough
sketch and a description of the
symbolism used will suffice.
Fifty dollars and a bronzed
Florence Nightingale lamp
will be awarded to the winner.
Inti
edpa
should submit their designs on
a three by five card to either
the Wright Hall switchboard,
the Student Center desk or the
nursing office in Mazie Herin
Hall by Sept. 30 at ;
Contestants may e
than one time, but their n
address and telephone num-
ber must be on the back of
each card.
The contest judges will con-
sist of three nursing instruc-
tors, t\vo nursing students and
three other instructors from
outside the nursing depart-
All entries will become the
property of the Division of
Nursing and will be judged on
esthetic apperance, symbolic
meaning, durability of design,
creativity, and the ability to
add on a designation of the
bachelor of science degree
without purchasing a new pin.
In case of duplicate entries,
only the first will be consi-
dered and in the occurrence of
a tie, the prize will be divided
in proportion to the extent the
ideas are used.
The present nursing pin and
a catalogue of pins are on
reserve at the library for any
contestants to view.
Computer Services Director Answers Questions about ID Cards
Students ask John Beckett,
director of Computer Services,
about life with the ID card.
0. Why must I be only a
number at SMC? Can't you
deal with me by name?
A. I wish we could. But
your name doesn't really tell
us who you are. Each year we
have one or two cases of
identical names at SMC, and
the mix-up gets far worse
when former students are
Q. Why is the cafeteria so
mean when I don't have my ID
card with me, biit I remember
my number?
A.They're tired of giving
free meals to people who
remember their number in-
correctly, or who, it turns out,
didn't have the right to charge
meals in the first place.
Q. Yesterday my ID card
wouldn't work at the CK.
Why did they do this to me?
A. To find out why the
machine rejected your card,
bring it to us at the Computer
Center. If there's a mechani-
cal problem, we'll correct it
immediately. If there's a
financial problem, we'll route
you to the Student Finance
punch holes
and put then
this okay?
A. It's
come to^ notify us of the loss, ing every last charge filed by
We don't want bogus charges number, date, time, and loca-
a lot of people made on your bill, either. Of tion, is available at the cash-
their ID cards course, you're responsible for ier's desk in Wright Hall as
I keychains. Is charges made on your card soon as statements are run
before you notify us. If you have any questions
pretty good idea, Q. After I got my lost card about your cafeteria bill, this
the place to look first.
especially if you don't carry a replaced, I found the old
purse or wear clothes with What should I do with it?
pockets. If reduces the num- A. If you have a sei
ber of things you have to keep p],
track of. If your card and keys
are found by somebody ho-
nest, the name and picture
will help them to find you.
found that the 'Calen-
dar refreshes the minds of the
people who've forgotten how
much they ate when and
you where. Or how much they
is could trust the roommate
they'd been lending their card
t the
Q. Where should I look if my cafe cash register has
card does get lost? extra numbers on it. What are
A. The same place you these?
should take one if you find A. The one on the left is
it— the Computer Center. The how many times you've gone
Wright Hall switchboard and through a cash register this
Food Service turn over to us month. The one on the right is ^
ail the cards turned in to them, the amount we show you as
If you left the card in a having charged this month,
classroom, you might check less tax. We did have
with the Service Department, problems with the computer
smce their janitors clean the this month, resulting in Sept,
"^^' 7 and 8 being missing from the
Q. If I lose my card, am I total. We'll be adding these
liable for any charges made at the end of the month.
Q. All this seems like a
of hassle. Why does life ha
to be so complicated, anyhc
A. It doesn't. Just u
lot
1 it?
A. Legally speaking, you're
liable for the first S50 charges.
■Practically speaking, we deac-
tivate the card right while
you're in our office when you 'Cafeteria Calendar,
looooooooooooooooooooooooooaoooooooocx
Q. How can 1 find out when
id where I made charges last
Collegedale Auto and Home Center
Student Discounts Available.
Fred Fuller
College
Plaza
Like a good neighbor.
State Farm is there.
Thursday, September 20, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Inelda Hefferlin Describes Life in Russia
DTerri Prins
Inelda Hefferlin's trip to
Russia began many years ago
as an ardent interest in the
Soviet Union. This interest
flourished through many
readings of the Russians,
Dr. Zhivago. War and Peace,
and An American Family in
Moscow. Friends who had
visited Russia fanned the
I flame a little more. And a
i Leningrad in 1976 sealed the
1 desire to go back and stay
I awhile.
So when her husband, Dr.
iRay Hefferlin, scientist and
■ professor of physics at SMC,
I received an invication from
supermarkets. Stores tend ti
specialize, so you have to go ti
different stores for differen
items. At first, shopping wa
an all-day affair, but I sooi
*ay
'Fcx)d in Russia is
quite reasonable;
I most cost about one-
half of US prices."
the Soviet Academy of Scien-
tists to visit Russia as part of
the Treaty Exchange Pro-
gram, Inelda eagerly packed
her bags. Ray, inelda, and
I their two younger daughters
[ lived in Leningrad for six
I months while Dr. Hefferlin
I did research at the Leningrad
I State University.
Now the Hefferlins are
I back. And last week I spent
afternoon in their living
am, completely fascinated
Inelda told of life in
Leningrad.
Herf
of
eigners only. I could find
almost anything there.
"Food in Russia is quite
reasonable; most cost about
one-half of US prices. A big
freshly-baked loaf of bread is
25 cents; carrots are 16 cents
for2'/i pounds; vegetables are
always cheaper, and milk is
about the same price as here.
"Russia is a far less throw-
away society than the United
States. Bagging of groceries
is unheard of; everyone car-
ries his own shopping bags.
Mayonnaise and similar items
are sold in returnable blue
glass jars resembling old blue
canning jars. I brought some
of these jars back to keep with
my canning jar collection.
People accumulate jars very
quickly in Russia and it is a
real chore to return them.
Sometimes people stand in
line for hours waiting to cash
"I bought all my milk from
a milk store where fresh milk
was kept in huge containers
and then transferred to your
own steel milk buckets. I
would then take the milk home
and pasteurize it. This milk
wasn't homogenized and my
kids used to skim off the thick,
rich cream in the mornings.
They loved it! People on the
street always thought I was
Russian when I carried my
milk buckets. It would get
asked directions frequently.
Not many Americans walk the
buckets,"
HOUSING
"We lived, like the Russian
people, in a huge apartment
complex on the outskirts of
Leningrad. In the cities,
almost no one owns his own
home. People in Russia think
of their apartments, or flats,
as we think of our houses —
they are their permam
e flat for
I kne
had lived in the
TRANSPORTATION
"In Russia there are vir-
tually no traffic jams. Cars are
scarce and most people use
public transportation: trams,
trolleys, buses. and subways.
At first I was terrified to find
my way around in a strange
city of 4'/3 million."
WOMEN'S LIB
"In many ways Russian
women are more liberated
"After world War
II, the female to male
ratio was 8 to 1."
the men. Women are seldom
seen in the higher echelon of
government or in director or
leadership positions.
"Russian women don't feel
restless or competitive with
'*Some people
thought we'd have a
robot to clean our
house."
church. This fall, the church
is going to publish The Ad-
ventist Review and Herald; a
Rus:
of
men like many American
women. They seem to appre-
ciate their men more because
of Russia's terrible loss of men
to the wars. After Worid War
II, the female to male ration
was 8 to 1. As one friend of
mine succinctly put it. 'Our
men die for us.' "
MEDIA
"It is true that Russia controls
its own television stations, but
they aren't jamming out other
programs that come in. The
'Voice of America' can be
heard on many Russian radio
stations.
"The press is very anti-
capitalist. Nothing is ever told
the
Job
than American
opportunities are equal, and
there are actually more wom-
en doctors and dentists than
men. But, women also have to
do manual labor except where
strength is prohibitive. One-
third to one-half of my hus-
band's scientist colleagues
"Power, though, t
with
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possible light.
"American books are read
in Russian; in fact. The God-
father was very popular when
we were there. Even the book
To Kill a Mockingbird was
translated into Russian. I
think when Russians read
American books, they realize
we can talk about our views
and our country's faults — they
RELIGION
"Religious freedom is al-
lowed in Russia with certain
boundary conditions: churches
must be registered with the
Government Ministry of Pro-
testant Affairs: churches can-
not publish clandestinely, in
fact, they really can't publish
at all; members must meet in
assigned buildings and can't
build their own churches:
government determines the
frequency of meetings and
specifies that ministers must
preach straight Bible doctrine
"In spite of all the regula-
tions, the church is growing.
Russian Christians can have a
satisfying religious life. Since
churches can't openly
evangelize, religion has to be
a living reality in each per-
son's life. People come to the
church through seeing the
lives of others. Baptism is not
allowed before a person is 18
years old.
"When Elder Pierson
visited Russia, he achieved a
milestone for the Russian
Review.
"Religion is precious to the
Christians in Russia; they
have to sacrifice for it.
Religious people in high posi-
tions keep quiet about their
beliefs and will only confide
them in vague terms after they
DRESS
"In the winter the women
dress the nicest. Many of
them wear lovely furs. The
older women prefer mink, but
the younger ones love the
long-haired furs — silver, red
and snow fox. I'll always
remember riding in airy esca-
lators watching the wind
blowing a sea of furs.
"The women don't look as
classy in the summer. Most
dresses are homemade- Peo-
ple have to copy pictures out
' of magazines because patterns
are non-existent. Sometimes,
all they have to look at is the
front of dresses in pictures, so
often the back part of their
clothes is totally unrelated to
the style of the front.
"Men's dress as a whole is
uninteresting. Most dress in
dark, plain clothes. This is
because dry cleaning in Russia
is terrible. If men wore light
suits, they could never be
cleaned properly."
ENTERTAINMENT
"Russians are very cultur-
ally oriented. Ballets, sym-
pho.
pla;
all part of their life. The
people love American movies.
Russian cinemas show US
movies about ten years after
they are released here. 'Cleo-
"They have a great
deal of security-
guaranteed jobs, food
and housing."
patra' was the craze when we
were in Leningrad.
"Most young people are
crazy about jazz and rock.
Cassettes and records are big
items on the active black
market. Jeans are also in high
demand. People will approach
you on the street trying to buy
PEOPLE
"1 was impressed by the
intense quality of friendship
the people offered. 1 made
many very dear friends.
Women are the same
everywhere — we talk about
Cont. on page 7
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, September 20, 1979
SMC Gives Meaning to the Word ''Blue"
You probably didn't know
this, but SMC is famous for
inventing a new word. Well,
not really a new word,V but a
new definition for an old wprd.
The word is "blue" like in the
color, SMC gave it the
meaning of being down and
depressed. The way it hap-
pened went something like
this.
Last year a student came to
SMC who didn't have any-
thing to wear except blue
jeans. He attended classes in
his blue jeans even though he
knew what the College Cat-
alog said about them. "The
wearing of blue denim mate-
rial covering the area between
the upper hip and the middle
ankle and Jn the case of
Steven dickerhoff
the tests, and his grades
plummeted to Fs.
Since he couldn't go to his
classes, he spent all his time
walking around the campus in
a sorry state of mind, worrying
about his grades. Other
students would see him and
: he
students still living in the 50's.
the lower shin, is strictly
prohibited. Students breaking
this rule are subject to dis-
missal."
At first the teachers would
look the other way, but he
continuedto wear them. Then
they would make general an-
nouncements to the class that
bluejeans should not be worn.
But he kept wearing them
until the teachers finally re-
fused to let him into class. "1
guess I can see why the faculty
don't want students to wear
blue jeans to their classes in
Lynn Wood Hall. It makes the
place look shabby," he
thought.
Before he was kicked out of
his classes he was making A's
and Bs, but now since he
couldn't go to class he missed
the lectures, the quizzes, and
;, that
Another person who came
to school here about the same
time liked to wear her blue
jeans to the cafeteria. Of
course there was no way she
could eat there dressed as she
was, so every once in awhile
she would act as if she was
getting a take-out, but instead
go in and eat with her friends.
She got away with this for
awhile, but finally the recep-
tionist caught on.
Now that she couldn't eat,
she started suffering from
malnutrition. She became
pale and weak. People would
see her stumbling around
campus and would refer to her
as being "blue" because of
Fifty years from now when
your grandchildren ask you
where you went to college, you
can tell them SMC. And when
they ask you what it is famous
for, you can tell them very
proudly, that SMC is famous
for giving meaning to the word
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Thursday, September 20, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT -
Oscar the Outlet Learns Enlightening Lesson
The electrician paused at
the doorway to the master
bedroom. Though the painter
and carpet men had yet to
complete their tasks, he could
tell that this would be an
exquisite master bedroom
suite. The wide, wooden trim
had not been used sparingly, "^^
and the room was given a switcl
certain uniqueness in being 15-20
John mcvay
and outlets. In
lutes he had com-
end. by the pleted the task and then
1 line. A staircase enter- covered each electrical device
of the with masking tape to protect it
from the painter's brush.
ing at the back
room, with wood-lathed rail-
ing, added another distin-
guishing touch.
But, he could not pause
long, for there was work to do.
Quickly he began
Some days later, the elec-
trician returned. This time he
brought lighting fixtures intc
install the room for the closets,
master bath, dressing room,
and one main, overhead fix-
ture. This last fixture was
particularly fascinating; it was
not your average $3 bedroom
fixture. It was, rather, an
intriguing combination of
deep-hued wood, beveled
glass and gleaming brass.
ness and lack of respect?
The new residents soon
moved into their new home.
As fortune would have it,
Oscar ended up peeking out
from under one comer of the
bed. This only seemed to
insure his uselessne:
would anyone
to reveal a problem.
The electrician was called
and soon traced the problem
to Oscar. You see, when
wiring the room, the electri-
cian had seen fit tp bring the
electricity from the panel to
How Oscar, and from Oscar to all
him the other outlets around the
World-Renowned Pianist
Gives Concert at SMC
QMelissa Smith
The third annual Artist Ad-
venture Series will present
Sontraud Speidel, world-,
renowned pianist, on Sunday,
Enter: Oscar the Outlet.
Way back in one comer of
the room was Oscar the Out-
let. As the electrician began
putting up the handsome over-
head fixture. Oscar viewed it
with growing concern. It was
clear to him that Frank the
the back Fi'^ture was to dominate the
Russia
.Sept. 23, at 8 p.
of the cafeteria.
Speidel, a Seventh-day Ad-
ventist, was bom in Karls-
ruge, Germany and began
studying piano at the age of
five. Some of her major
accomplishments are: first
place at the J.S. Bach Inter-
national Competition in Wash-
ington, D.C.. winner of the
Ettore Pozzoli International homes. Russian women are
Competition in Seregno, Italy marvelous cooks, especially
and the C. D. Jackson Prize of with their lack of materials,
the Boston Symphony Orches- They love houseplants and
tra. She now teaches at the
Academy of Music in
Karlsruge.
She will be playing music
written by Beethoven, Schu-
Chopin and Medtner
during the
' Oh, if he was extremely wall of the room, and finally to
lucky, they might plug the Frank the Fixture. The Elec-
vacuum cleaner into him on trician, in His wisdom, had
occasion, but Frank the Fix- made Frank's success de-
ture — it seemed his mocking pendent upon Oscar's faith-
light blazed on every time (illness. When Oscar failed,
someone entered the room. Frank failed.
Why, why, couldn't he have "The eye cannot say to the
been someone important like hand, 'Idon't need youl' And
Frank? the head cannot say to the
feet, 'I don't need you!' On
Oscar's negative thought the contrary, those parts of the
patterns continued until one body that seem to be weaker
day, in the heat of the folly, are indispensable. . . , God
Oscar emitted an array of blue has combined the members of
sparks and ceased to function, the body and has given
It wasn't long until someone greater honor to the parts that
came into the room and lacked it, so that there should
flipped the light switch on. be no division in the body, but
Nothing happened. A bulb that its parts should have
check and breaker check failed equal concern for each other."
Cont. from page 5
our husbands and children,
different stores, art, literature
and exchanged recipes.
"We were invited to many
never felt like we were bugged was a challenging, exciting
or being followed, although and heartwarming experience.
I'm sure our activities were I'm ready to repeat it very
recorded. Living in Russia soon."
CABL Sponsors Contest
/QUALITY OF LIFE
"The average Russian h;
much opportunity
"Russians have as many
misconceptions about Ameri-
cans as we have about them.
They think all Americans are
ndously wealthy. They ural remedies,
believe women in the US
not useful, just decorative.
Some people thought
have a robot to clean
D Christine Schneeberger
The Collegiate Americans will be awarded $50, second
for Better Living (Off-Campus dace $30 and third place $20.
CABL) is sponsoring a poster
contest, to illustrate the i
SMs
Cont. from page 1
CABL approaches better Amazonas, Brazil. She
;'d living in a positive way, and teaches English. She writes,
ur the posters should do the "The people are friendly,
same," said President Glenn happy Christian people. I
Holland. can't understand their lan-
guage completely (but I'm
They should illustrate one leamingl), but yet they treat
all eight natural remedies: me like a sister. I've made
happy as the average Amer- Nutrition, Exercise. Water, many friends who I'll probably
ican. They have a great deal Sunshine, Temperance, Air, never see again until I get to
rity— guaranteed jobs. Rest, and Trust in Divine heaven, but there we'll be
food and housing. But if a Power. The remedies form able to speak the same Ian-
person in Russia needs critical the words NEW START, guagel
expression of his thoughts or "I have gone through quite
travel outside the country to Posters must be turned in to a bit of homesickness, but I'm
be happy, he'll be unhappy. the Campus Ministries Office feeling better now. As I'm
writing this, school is about to
start again at SMC, and in a
way I wish I was there, but on
the other hand, I wouldn't
give this up for anythingi"
The student missionaries
need your prayers and letters
Pick an SM and write to him,
tell him all the things that are
going on here at SMC.
by Oct. 31.
I felt very free in Russia. I The artist of the best poster
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8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, September 20, 1979
Sports
"Fogg" is Gone but "Moon" Won't Shine
NOTE: This article is a
guest sports commentary and
the opinions expressed in it do
not reflect those of the editors.
DMatt Nafie
The intramural softball sea-
son has begun, but the enthu-
siasm of those participating is
at a low compared to last year.
Perhaps this ste
fact that last yeai
would be
If officials for t\
lie had looked into last year's on each field,
season at all, he would have Any schedule that gives
found that it was a 13-game team a nine-day period bi
schedule which is 7 more tween games is poorly coi
games than this year's 6-game structed, and this can only
Moon went on to say,
feed-back of the s
is from the being too long, we have cut i
intramural from 5 '/a weeks to AVi weeks,
enthusias:
Due because of the long
ison between games. This
plenty of the director of the spftball
games a night program for unloading this
responsibility on one person!
In conclusion. Moon com-
mented, "This is a hit-and-
miss situation." Well, it looks
as if things were missed by a
long shot when the program
that Tommy Fogg set up last
year wasn't followed — and
director. Tommy Fogg, is no
longer with us. Although he
knew he would only be with us
for one year, Tommy took on
his job with an enthusiasm
t certain that last year's
season was only 5'/i weeks —
but if only one week is being
cut out, having sign-up and
choosing teams for Hawaiian
than Flagball. during the last week
adequate job. of softball would not waste a
But the fact remains that week between sports. As far
Tommy Fogg is gone and the as the feed-back goes, it is
softball program is lacking his very doubtful that a majority is
touch of leadership. It is plain being dealt with. Softball has
to see that this year's overseer a great number of participants
of softball. Bud Moon, did so why take away from such a
little with softball last year popular sport?
and he has made himself When asked why there were
ignorant of certain facts by not so few 7:00 games. Moon said.
looking into last year's pro- "You can have practice games
gram. this way; if you have a sfrong
When asked why this year's team you can practice another
season is so short, Moon strong team rather than
having to play a weak team."
The purpose of having a
committee divide the players
into teams this year was to
produce teams of equal
strength. Perhaps the only
thing accomplished was a
feeling of low enthusiasm
because captains did not
choose their teams but were
assigned them.
This year's officiating class
has some 42 members (a class
larger than last year), so there
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feedback on the type of pro-
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One last thing: There is a
rumor that there will be no
girls' Hawaiian Flagball this
year. Tommy Fogg got this
program underway last year
and the girls enjoyed it.
Tommy may not be back, but
the girls are — so don't be so
lazy as to neglect their wishes.
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Thursday
Vol. 35, No. 4
September 27. 1979
$2500 in Valuables Robbed from Campus Shop
Early last Sabbath morning, shattered and reported it 1
a robbery occurred at the the police.
Campus Shop and Southern , Upon investigation, it was
Mercantile in the Collegedale discovered that merchandise
Plaza. Sometime before noon, worth more than S2500 had
passers-by noticed that one of been stolen. This included
the front glass doors was mostly watches, along with
calculators and Citizens
Band radios.
Collegedale police were
able to obtain fingerprints of
the culprits, and alerts have
been distributed describing
the stolen merchandise, but at
this time no suspects have
been named.
Randy White, Campus Shop
and Mercantile manager, said
that the store does have an
internal alarm system that was
working properly, but that no
one was close enough to hear
it. Collegedale security police
also make routine checks of
the store windows and en-
trances, but apparently the
thieves timed their entry for
when the police weren't
As of this week, says White,
the Campus Shop has no plans
lor installing a more elaborate
security system. He does note
though, that one probably
could have been purchased for
the
S2500 in stolen merchandise
and the $200 glass door.
"After something happens,"
says White, "it's easy to say
'we should have," but we don't
know that this will happen
No Classes Held Ingathering Day
No classes will be held on
Wednesday, Oct. 3, so that
the students can have a
chance to catch up on their
school work and also go In-i
gathering.
Chaplain Jim Herman has
changed the day's program in
an effort to encourage more
students to participate- "We
want the students to willfully
and cheerfully go Ingather-
ing." he stated.
This year the cafeteria, CK
and the library will be open
during the regular hours,
Herman wants to get away
from the idea of closing every-
thing on campus in an effort to
almost force the students to
Ingathering.
"This year we want every-
one to wani to join in and not
feel that they are being forced
to go Ingathering." Herman
explained. "Participation is
going to be our goal, not
money."
The Ingathering in the
Chattanooga area will be done
in the evening, so everyone
will have a chance to do their
studying.
A small group will be leav-
ing around 12:30 that after-
noon for those interested in
■Ingathering in the Atlanta
area. Cars will leave at 4:30
p.m. to Chattanooga and the
surrounding cities. Everyone
should be back on campus
between 9 and 10 that night.
If some cannot participate in
the Ingathering because of
work schedules. Elder Her-
man encourages them to give
that day's earnings.
If you have not been con-
tacted about joining a band or
if you would like to go with a
the
WSMC-FM Tests Dolby
Noise Reduction Equipment
'Gus' Showht:^t4tday Night
"Saturday Night at the
Movies" will feature fhe-'Walt
Disney film, "Gus." ,The
movie will be shown ifi* the.
Physical Education Centef"
Saturday night at 8 p.m.
"Gus'
a96-r
edy about a bumbling football
team that gets help when the
team owner hires a Yugoslav-
ian mule, Gus, and its hand-
ler. Gus kicks field goals
unerringly, so the team makes
it to the Super Bowl on field
goals.
Of course there must be a
j,sihis^r":iplot afoot to interfere
'.with -their phenomenal suc-
*i:^s. and naturally Gus is in
■the mid(ile.
, : The cast includes Ed Asner
As Hank Cooper, the team
owner, comedians Don Knotts
as the withered Coach Vemer,
and Tim Conway featured in
the role of Crankcase.
"Gus" is a presentation of
the Artist Adventure Series.
Tickets may be purchased at
the Student Center desk.
DDoug Walter
WSMC-FM is testing new
noise reduction equipment for
the transmitting signal by the
use of a Dolby Noise Reduc-
tion System. The testing
began two weeks ago but was
not announced in order to see
if listeners noticed any differ-
encs in the_sQuud auglitv."
The Dolby system is ufie of
two noise reduction systems
for audio reproduction. It
works by coding the signal
before transmission. The
coded signal, when received
by a stereo receiver, will
sound basically the same to
'inside...
Columnist gives advice
most people. But for those
who have Dolby decoders, the
signal should be cleaner and
e the
sion noise is removed from the
J^_nian hearing range. How-
ever :this system will not
remove noise already in the
program.
WSKZ-FM is lending the
equipment to the campus
radio station, enabling them to
conduct these tests.
The staff at WSMC-FM
would appreciate comments
or suggestions concerning this
Heppenstall
to Speak at
Fall Retreat
DTammy Taylor
Dr. Edward Heppenstall
will be the guest speaker at
the annua! fall Religion Re-
treat to be held Sept. 28 and
29 in the Thatcher Hall chapel.
Dr. Heppenstall's topic is
"Atonement and Righteous-
ness by Faith."
The first meeting will begin
at 7:25 p.m. Friday, consisting
of a pictorial review of last
summer's field school of
evangelism. Elder Heppen-
stall will present his message
jt 8 p.m.
Dr. Heppenstall will again
speak for both church services
in the Thatcher Hall chapel at
8:30 and 11:30 a.m.
Five ministerial secretaries
of the Southern Union will
conduct a panel discussion
during Sabbath School.
TTie afternoon meetings will
Elder Heppenstall is a noted
Theologian in SDA circles and
has taught religion and theo-
logy at Seventh-day Adveotist
schools for over 30 years.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT »niursd^s, September 27. ,1979
Opinions
editorial
With the new school year have come some changes in the
worship scheduling. This may be a convenience for some, but
for others it.creates problems.
Last year the SA sponsored a 7:30 a.m. worship and the
dormitories .held them at 7 and 10 p.m. (10:10 for women).
The main problem with that schedule was that the evening
speaker had to come to two verv different times. This year, to
accommodate the speaker, dorm worship was changed to meet
at 9:30 and 10 p.m., and the SA 'worships were discontinued
While this new schedule may be great for the speakers, it is
no so great for the students. More than likely if one can't make
it to the 9:30 worship, he won't be able to attend the 10 o'clock
one either. Without the morning or 7 p.m. worship options, one
who knows he cannot make the late evening worships is just out
The deans in Thatcher Hail, however, have tried to alleviate
the problem by holding a 7:30 a.m. worship. This gives the
women a chance to attend worships when they know they won't
be able to attend evening worship because of other plans.
If the mens' deans were to offer a morning worship option,
they would see a decrease in worship skips — which would mean
less work for them. They would also hear less complaining.
After all, who are the worships for, anyway?
Should Faculty Attend Chapel Programs?
Dear Editor:
During last week's meet-
ings with Elder Zamora I
discovered some strangers
sitting among the students.
Strangers they seemed to me
not because 1 was not familiar
with their faces, but rather
because I have never seen
them at regular Chapel meet-
ings. I am talking about the
faculty.
Maybe the sophomores,
juniors and seniors have al-
ready gotten used to "Chapel
for students only," but to me
as a freshman it is still a rather
unusual sight. And I would
not mind at all to try to
overlook the absence of the
faculty if I could find any
instead of attending Chapel
and twenty to take the place of
my personal Bible study and
prayer, but I don't know of one
thing that is more important
than fellowship with God and
However, last week (when
two meetings a day instead of
two a week were held) a rather
large number of faculty were
If so, why do we have 1
attend Chapel program
throughout the year that ai
not worth attending in oi
faculty's eyes?
If not, next Chapel?
Sincerely,
Worker Defends CK
Roads Declared Disaster
Dear Editor;
1 have a complaint to make
about the condition of roads on
campus. They are in such a
terrible state that it is danger-
3 drive on them.
For
Indu
Drive was recently torn up for
repairs. That's fine, but
shouldn't the surface have
been replaced? In spots it is
almost less than one-lane
wide. In other places there
are trenches across the road
which are impossible to avoid.
Also, the new ramp behind
Lynn Wood Hall was a good
idea, but try driving down it.
There's a drop-off at the top
that will tear the muffler off
anything lower than a Jeep.
The ramp itself is covered with
mud and loose rocks, and in
rainy weather it becomes a
sort of ski slope for cars.
Those of us who are village
students have to contend with
this mess daily. Somebody
have mercy on us and our cars
and fix this mess.
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Since I do not see Chapel as
a punishment, I don't think
attendance needs to be re-
quired.
But when I look at the small
number of faculty who attend
Chapel, at least occasionally,
and when I imagine how many
students would follow their
example if they were free to do
so, then I understand why we
have to go.
I would like to see the
faculty in Chapel not to make
them "suffer" with us, but
because only with them it is
possible to be together as a
college "family."
I know college professors
are busy, extremely busy —
students are, too. Without
effort I could name at least ten
important things for me to do
Student
Thanks Elder
Zamora
■ Dear Editor:
I want to say thank you and
express my sincere apprecia-
tion for the people involved in
bringing Elder Zamora to our
campus. This is my third year
at SMC, and I have never
heard anyone who got through
to me better than Elder Za-
Dear Editor:
1 am a worker at the
well-known Campus Kitchen
(CK), and frankly I am tired of
hearing such ludicrous re-
marks about the CK. For
example. I've heard it referred
toas, "the grease-pit," "cam-
pus crud," and obviously in
bad taste, "totally gross."
Many people on campus
often are too lazy to go to
breakfast in the cafeteria, so
during their morning break
from classes, they rush over to
the CK to satisfyingly "feed
theirfaces." For us who work
there it is frustrating to pre-
pare the food, and when our
the call for their number, they
complain to no end that their
milkshake is melted or that
their masterburger is cold.
Often those poor, unfortunate
workers who get stuck calling
numbers are harassed and
embarrassed by the distaste-
ful remarks made by their
1 know that working at the
CK is HARD WORK, and
when I get to my room, I am
quite frankly too tired to do '
anything!!!!
I remember once calling the
number 33 twelve times inside
and ten times outside the CK,
only to find out that the person
who had that number was
talking so much that he didn't
hear his number being called.
Then he stormed up to the
cashier and demanded his
food immediately, only to find
out that is was cold.
Often we get people who
order their food and go sit
down to socialize while they
wait. Then when their food
arrives they decide they don't
or they've decided to eat it
somewhere else and want us
to make the order "to go."
For these people who seem to
be so indecisive, I suggest
they make plain to the person
taking their order to specify
exactly what they want!
Many times we run out of
certain items, but always, we
try to substitute or reorder the
the customer will be satisfied
and therefore happy.
We who work at the CK
wish you would cooperate with
us to make your "pig-out
time" more enjoyable and
satisfying!
Sincerely,
Moe Prado
CALL 396^356
TO ORDER
YOUR FREE
CLASSIFIEDS.
N the u^^. tohat toasvc^^ ^n^
Thursday. September 27, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
s\r22\ beat
parH Qzr\\ry
Robbi Pier son,
the best one we've had since I
good rapport with the students,
nursing. Collegedale. Tenn.: I thought it was Carrie St. Clair, sophomore, physical therapy. Columbus. Ind.: 1 could tell the
ve been here because Elder Zamora had such Holy Spirit was here because so many kids paid attention. The <
service was especially nice because so many of my friends participated this t
Bob Gustavson. senior, accounting/religion, Jonkoping, Sweden: I think the
meetings were excellent. I liked his positive attitude — he brought out the fact
that people are better than generally thought to be.
Ronda McMillan, sophomore, french horn. Orlando. Fla.: He presented his
message in a practical way so that you can apply it to your life and see what God
has in mind for you.
Jeff Garibaldi, freshman, chemistry. Cullman, Ala.: It's the best Week of
Prayer I've attended in my life. I learned that you don't have to wait till you get
to heaven to experience an abundant Christian life.
James Glass, sophomore, accounting. Keene. Tex.: I'm glad he was humorous
and not boring. I'm taking the class Righteousness by Faith, and his talks
brought out new light in this area to me. I wouldn't mind seeing him return in
the future.
Bryan Aalborg. sohpomore. theology. Reading. Pa.: He presented Christianity
as it should be— a life based on common sense of where we've come from, what
we're doing now. and where we're going. He made Christianity attractive no
matter what background a person has come from.
Lori Kaester, sophomore, special education. Altamonte Springs. Fla.: He
didn't try to play with my emotions. He gave examples of how to use
Christianity in a practical way in my life. He appealed to my logic.
David Gadd. associate senior, nursing. Knoxville. Tenn.: Elder Zamora is much
better than the average speaker we usually have here. I regret bemg unable to
attend the morning meetings due to nursing labs.
Garth Metcalf. sophomore, nursing. Orlando. Fla.: It was very interesting. He
brought out a lot of new ideas that a lot of preachers don't bring out, in particular
the foot-washing service. It was a tremendous help. 1 hope it stays with me.
.classified ads.
PERSONALS
•To: Elder & Mrs.
Kurth, Happy Anniversary!
Thanx for getting us here!
We love you. Your child-
ren. Charleen & David
•To Moonshiner: I think
I have some Windex in case
you need it to remove any
bun streaks from the glass.
Ivan Ben Mundt
•To the Secret Sisters of:
Richie Edwards, Tom
Breece and Dean Edwards.
•Vema. Have a
Keep smiling. I'r
for you. Vally or
•VandeVere's Delicates-
sen— Thanks for the two
delicious meals. My ID
number is 92479. BJT
•Dear Coach, Thanks for
the help in the mornings at
the pool. Does 12/15 mean
anything to you? Signed,
"The Swimmer"
•Dear I PHLTA THI
Members, Re-initiation cer-
emonies will take place
Saturday night at the Stu-
dent Park toga party.
Maude Jones
•To Olga Ramia: You
gorgeous hunk of a woman;
thanks for the free publi-
city. Flirtingly yours, A.O.
•Welcome back Bucko!
•This message is not to
be read till Thursday, Sept.
27: Happy Birthday, Dana
Loveridge! You're not
getting older, you're get-
ting better.
•Dear 15827— I'm trying
to understand. I love you.
•Tammy, Cheryl, Laurie,
Dan, Clair and Cindy —
Thanks for your company
and helping drive last
week-end on our trip to
Andrews. I had a great
time — hope y'all enjoyed it
as much as I did. J.L.
•Streg: Just think, only
two more weeks! See ya
soon. Wham
•Secret Sisters: Will the
Secret Sister of Mike Stone
please write himi He'd like
to get to know you.
•Sharon Schleenbaker
sends a big HELLO to all
her friends at SMC. She is
singing with the Heritage
Singers this year, and en-
joying it very much. Her
address is: P.O. Box 1358,
Placerville, Cal. 95667.
•Happy Birthday Rita
Steffens— Sept. 30. Hope
you have a great dayl
Guess Who?
•Doug, Scott. Gary,
Stefan, Danny & Dave:
•Junior: I'll try t
better care of you
future. No pror
though! 35156
•Sandy— Thanks foe your
concern about me and the
man under the tree. I can't
say I've stopped hurting,
but give me time. Love ya,
your're the best roommate
a girl could ever have!
Love Susie
•Hye Robert V.R.I Saw
you cruisin' around in your
nifty green jagi I like it!
Have a great' week — and
don't forget to write! Love,
Tuesday
•Spring, I really thank
God that you came to SMC.
I hope to get to know you
better. Have a nice day.
Vally or ?
•HDM 2, 3, 4, Thanks.
Have a nice school year.
God Bless, HDM 1
•Dear 15827— Could we
have dinner together? I'm
hungry. . . .For an evening
with you. Love, 61901
•Dan Kittle: Thanks for
the letters, keep them co^^
ing! Have a great week-
end. Love. Sis
•Melly— maybe in a few
years we'll be able to look
back & laugh.
•Susie: Keep your chin
up, we'll made it yet!
67800
•Dear Trish, I'll take
three scrambled eggs on
grapefruit please. Love,
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•A $20 reward
offered for the reti
orange Schwinn Varsity 10-
speed with a generator and
lights. It was taken from
the V.M. on Dec. 15. Call
4262 or 396-3283 during the
evening.
•TRI-BETA is ROLLING!
To our new members that
made it — congratulations!
To those who didn't — sor-
ry, better luck next semes-
ter. Plan for annual hide-
out campout Oct. 4-6, more
details to members later.
Society activities begin this
week. Watch BBB bulletin
board. Dues must be paid
to be eligible. We will keep
in touch — Brian Wilcox,
President
•Seniors should view
their senior portrait proofs
this Sunday, Sept. 30, from
2-4 p.m. if they have not
already done so. A 50 per
cent deposit must accom-
pany all orders. This will
be the last chance to view
the proofs. Olan Mills will
choose a pose for you if you
do not stop by the Student
Center this Sunday.
•Are you a diabetic too?
Don't make my mistake —
buy your daily supplies at
K-Mart, and save over $2
on the total most places
offer! #98810
•Attention all Nosoca
Pines Staff— Come to the
camp reunion in the back of
the cafe next Wednesday at
noon. Questions? Ask
Rick.
•Bonny Oak's Outreach
Program. Those interested
in joining the Bonny Oak's
Oufreach Program, orien-
tation will be Sabbath,
Sept. 29, 1979 at 2:30 p.m.
There is room for 60 stu-
dents. Volunteers may be
needed to drive. See you in
front of Wright Hall at 2:30
p.m. sharpll
•New Collegiate quar-
terlies wll be given out and
used in the Talge Hall and
Thatcher Hall Sabbath
Schools. Don't forget to
attend the Sabbath School
of your choice — Student
Center game room and
ampitheater, Talge Hall,
Thatcher Hall, Summerour
Hall, and Miller Hall.
If you would like to help
out in planning the Sabbath
School contact Elder Her-
man, ph. 4243, or Brian
Wilcox, ph. 4972.
•I need a ride to Miami,
Fla., or close by. Please
call Nancy Gomez, ph. 820-
2389, or leave a message at
ph. 396-3767.
- THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, September 27. 1979
WSMC Presents New Shows
D Valerie Dick ,
WSMC will present several
new programs during the
month of October.
A live call-in program with
H.M.S. Richards. Sr. is one of
the upcoming specials.
Richards, .who has been the
speaker for the Voice of Pro-
phecy for 50 years, will answer
questions about the Bible.
People from many cities in the
United States will be asking
the questions on this program.
It will be aired on Saturday,
Oct. 6 at 4:30 p.m.
"Ask the President," an
exclusive national call-in pro-
gram with President Jimmy
Carter is a two hour special
from National Public Radio
(NPR) which is scheduled for
Oct. 13 at 8 p.m.
"This is only the second
time the President of the
United States has agreed to
talk informally with people all
-over the country on national
radio. . . ," announced NPR
President Frank Mankiewiez.
WSMC invites persons
wishing to talk to the Pre-
sident on this program to send
a postcard listing name, ad-
dress and telephone number
to: "Ask the President," c/o
National Public Radio. P.O.
Box 19369, Washington, D.C.,
20036.
NPR will select phone
callers from different cities
who will then be able to talk
directly to President Carter
when the line becomes avail-
able.
One of the new programs to
be presented will be a radio
broadcast of the Seventh-day
Adventist television program,
"It is Written," with host,
George Vandeman. This pro-
gram will be a regular broad-
cast, and it will be aired
Saturday mornings at 10:30,
From NPR comes "Concert
Guitar." This new series,
beginning Oct. 7, will be aired
each Sunday at 8 p.m.
Featured on each program will
be full concert performances
by young guitarists or estab-
lished artists.
SMC Libraries Reclassify Collection
Traflfic Laws Enforced
n Patricia Stone
Traffic laws in the College-
dale area this year are being
strictly enforced. Tickets are
being issued for unauthorized
parking, failing to stop at stop
signs, and exceeding the
Child Care
Center JSeeds
Volunteers
D Cathy Cuilum
Marilyn SHger, director at
the Collegedale Child Care
Center, needs the help of SMC
Sliger "would be thrilled to
have the students come by the
center and donate some time,
to tell a story or teach a new
song."
The children have a secular
time each day at 11:30 a.m. for
15 minutes. This would be the
best time for students to
participate.
The stories need not come
from a book, a personal ex-
perience about a pet or hap-
pening would be fine. Or
someone who plays an instru-
ment and would like to sing
with the children would also
be welcome.
Volunteering some time
would be useful for those who
are interested in working at
the Child Care Center in the
all
important. If you are stopped
and do not have your license
with you, you will be expected
to appear in court. Excluding
your fine, court cost is $14.50.
Failing to appear in court
can result in a warrant being
sworn out for your arrest. The
fee for ignoring the ticket
greatly exceeds the court cost.
If you already have unpaid
fines in the Collegedale-
Chattanooga area, it would be
advisable to pay your fine
promptly even if you are not
required to appear in court.
The Hamilton County Police
Force is enforcing payment of
If you do not have the
money to pay your fine, ar-
rangements can be made to
pay it on an installment plan
basis. The alternative for not
paying the fine is jail.
At a time when most aca-
demic departments were
winding down for the summer,
McKee Library and the Or-
lando Extension Library began
a monumental task. They
planned to reclass the entire
Orlando collection, absorbing
materials from the defunct
Madison campus, in three
short months. To accomplish
this improvement in library
services for nursing students,
library staff on both campuses
concentrated long hours to
meet the deadline of the fall
"Besides confusing stu-
dents already acquainted with
the Library of Congress sys-
tem on the main campus, the
Dewey system used in Or-
lando was too inflexible to
accomodate the needs of the
rapidly expanding medical
field." explained Peg Ben-
nett, director of the project.
The biggest hurdle was the
distance between location of
the collection and the
puter terminal. "I doubt
whether any library has
attempted to classify a col-
lection 600 miles away — and
in such a short time," stated
Bennett. Specialists
mated cataloging,
and Betty Collins
from SMC to Orlando to
each piece of printed
and audio-visual material.
Bennett spent four weeks
and Collins one in Oriando
sending back information to
McKee Library where Collins
and Loranne Grace were re-
sponsible for feeding it into
the computer terminal.
It was this terminal, linking
SMC with over 2000 libraries
from coast to coast through
the Southeastern Library Net-
work (SOLINET) and the Ohio
College Library Center
(OCLC), that made the project
feasible. "Without auto-
mation," said Bennett, "the
task would have consumed
two yearsl" The work flow
was arranged so that the
computer terminal was in use
from 6:30 a.m. continuously
until 9:30 p.m.
Charles Davis, Director of
Libraries, says that he is
proud of the library staff for
attempting and completing, in
record time, this necessary
project. Peg Bennett acted as
coordinator and was ably
assisted by Betty Collins,
Loranne Grace, Marion Lin-
derman. Marianne Wooley.
Jean Benedict, Mara Lea Cos-
ton, and a number of student
Davis feels that McKee
Library is far more fortunate
than most with its staff. As a
group, they accomplished this
summer nearly quadruple
what one might expect from
the usual staff. They adjusted
readily to long hours and
numerous procedural changes
and participated actively and
creatively in the endless de-
cisions that had to be made as
they extended and improved
Thursday, September 27, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT ■ 5
SM Kutzner Teaches and Learns in India
□Linda Dick
"Teaching is fun, but 1 like
learning better," says Mickey
Kutzner of his experiences as
a student missionary at Roor-
kee High School in northern
friends made, and school
underway, he says, "There's
no question but that I will be
Jiere until school finishes. I
1 enjoying it and ;
through very nicely.
: if I (
Roorkee High School is
located in the Indian state of
,,-. , . Uttar-Pradesh about three
On a Clear day, we miies south of Deihi. says
can see the Hima- Mickey, "On a dear day, we
: the Himalayas with
A physics major at SMC,
Mickey is teaching physics
and math on the junior high
level at Roorkee. "I had a
5 teaching my first
give
greetings in Sabbath School."
The toughest class for me He purchased a motor
was a seventh grade mathe- scooter soon after his arrival
matics class in which I taught and so has had the chance to
addition of fractions. I'm travel. "It took some time for
afraid it was lost on them, but me to learn the art of keeping
they're all very well behaved, left." Once he was in his
They call me 'sir.* And they house boiling some buffalo
all rise when I enter. The milk when two boys came to
physics class is complaining inform him that the bike was
because I'm too hard, but they leaking oil.
like me all the same. "As i was out looking the
situation over, my milk pot
Besides a heavy teaching blew its top. The milk hadn't
load of 25 hours per week, ^^^^^^^^^^s^^s^^^s^
Mickey is doing the registrar's
work temporarily. "The kids *' I KHOW the alphabet
p^^rinroth'^^randte"! fairly well, all 52
so special classes and help ChaTaCterS."
the evenings will
myself at home," he wrote his
parents in July.
Mickey traveled with the
SMC orchestra in the Far difficult
East, left them at the end of class because I found out what be much of my responsfbility.
the tour and went on to India, and who I was to teach just I'm also typing a play for an buraed
scheduled to stay until March, ^^^^^^s^^^^. MV meeting coming up and cream
For a while he was the only c^r awhilp hp WW? thP "'»> help the eighth grade to thoroughi7enjo'yerthat rich
foreigner for miles. He ar- rOF aWHIie RS WaS TRe put it on. This afternoon I also stuff."
rived before school started OOly foreigner for hope to begin building a ripph
and had a lot of
hands to think of home,
considered leaving
Christmas. Now, with
S miles.
before the class began. But 1
Another scooter experience
came when Mickey was
"cruising downtown near the
Mickey has few complaints bus stand and a rickshaw
about his living conditions. driver pulled in front of me. I
"My room is cleaned each day applied my brakes, such as
and my clothes washed for they were, and he began
about SI. 50 per month. My swerving left. But he kept
' about turning into me, looking right
at me the whole time. Well, it
ended in disaster with the
rickshaw overturned and my
means of escape cut off be-
cause my engine was stalled.
There was huge mob of rick-
shaw drivers encircling me.
The man was unhurt, but he
^^^^^ had torn his shirt and was
^■^■^^~ demanding 75 Rupees. All the
The food vocabulary of Hindi, on which
I had drilled, now left my
food at the cafeteri
' ' My food at the cafe-
teria is about $8.00
per month."
Shawnee Mission Medical Center Needs You
S8.00 per month,
here has been quite good. It
quite similar every day and is head; but I managed
usually rice or chapati with him how much he would pay
dahl, potato, or bringel cur- me for the scratches he had
ries. 1 like it. Mangoes I still inflicted on my scooter. This
get r
' and then. They £
good in the
He tells his mother, "don'i
worry about me. I'll do OK as
long as 1 can avoid hepatitis,
malaria, leprosy, and the
1 did I
: go .
grabbed the brake and ran
along beside me. When I
lightly removed him to one
side, he raised his arm as if to
strike me. I blocked it, and I
guess he thought better of it,
for 1 was able to drive off."
One experience especially
reminded Mickey that India is
a land in desperate need of the
gospel. "We have had some
real trouble here this week.
On Tuesday night the servant
giri saw a tall man, half naked,
with big eyes out the window.
She is a Hindu and was
hysterical for some time. That
night in their Hostel, one or
two boys could hear footsteps
and one actually saw a figure.
Thenthenext night, stones
began to be pelted on some of
the boys from out of a vacant
room, and from the roof, one
boy saw figures which were
approaching. On Friday one
fellow was washing clothes
and was bonged on the head
by five rocks. Later, at lunch
in the cafeteria something
began shaking his chair and
he was unable to lift food to
his mouth. He hasn't sur-
rendered himself to Christ yet,
perhaps that's why the devil
has a foothold there. Friday
we had some earnest prayer
bands. I was leading the band
in which this fellow was. He'
began to shake but managed a
prayer anyway. There was no
further trouble last night so
maybe that problem has
ceased to exist. Pray for us
and my work."
Mail is always welcomed
along with prayers when one
is far from home. Mickey's
address is: Mickey Kutzner,
c/o Seventli-day Adventist
High School, P.O. Box 14,
Roorkee, U.P. 247 667, India.
looney 'bus drivers around "There WaS a hUQB
beginning to make mob Of HCkshaW dri-
vers encircling me."
PEOPLE HELPING PEOPLE
•Save With confidence
•Check with us on all financial nfeeds
progress on the language,
know the alphabet fairly well,
all 52 characters, and am
learning a few words for
speech. Now that 1 know the
rudiments, I should be able to
pick up more quickly. Any-
way, peopli
I tried to leave, which
1 respectable people
believe I had motioned for me to do, he
COLLEGEDALE CREDIT UNION
College Plaza
Office hours: 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.
Monday-Friday
6-7 p.m. Monday and Thursday
Phone: 39&-2101
INION
Try all the GRANOLAS from
the "GRANOLA PEOPLE"
eT-natural foods
COLLEGEDALE. TENNESSEE
THE ACCENT WOULD BE
JUST PLUMB PROUD TO
HEAR FROM YOU.
- THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. September 27. 1979
Columnist Advises Tired, Wayward, and 2.32
Since this column has been
appearing in the Accent the
last three weeks. I've been
getting letters from students
who, having noticed the
wisdom coming through my
column are asking for advice.
A few of the many that have
been sent to me are featured
below along with my advice .
Dear Steve.
I am a coed freshman and
I'm having problems with my
She
staying up late at nigh
the lights on. talking on the
phone. What should I do? I
have an eight o 'clock class and
I need some sleep.
Dead Tired
rate. And of theone-third that
stay together, many do it
because of the refrigerator
My advice to you would be
to see a roommate counselor.
If this doesn't work, I would
consider removing the phone
from the room or taking the
course. Deep Sleeping Made
Dear Steve.
I am from a small mid-
western farming community in
Kansas. I am a new student
here at Southern Missionary
College. I am also a fresh-
man. This is my first year in
college. I have a problem.
Steven dickerhoff
/ have no friends. J can 't get
a woman. I don't have a Kar.
I came here as a theology
student, but I realized that I
was putting on a front, so I
quit. I'm not so great in the
brains department, so I m
majoring in Fisical Education.
What I need to know is how
I can get frends, woman, and
kar in three to five days.
Wayward Son
Dear Son,
Get a California Concept
hair style, buy a good tennis
racquet (you don't necessarily
have to use it), wear Sedge-
field jeans, and brush your
teeth with Ultra Brite.
Dear Steve.
I'm a junior pre-med stu-
dent. My first two years I
goofed around a little and my
GPA is a little low. 'My
question is, how can I goof off
for the next two years and still
Health Service Opens for Extra Weekend Hours
2.32
Dear 2.32,
The way I see it, you have
two choices. You can either
take sluff classes and try to
raise your GPA or take Span-
ish. I know of this nice little
medical school in the jungles
of Brazil.
Alice Gilkins
Receives Her
Doctorate
D Cathy Cullum
Alice Calkins, associate
professor of home economics,
passed the requirements for
her doctorate, Friday, Sept.
21.
Due to added demands for
health care created by the
increased enrollment, Health
Service will be open for 3
hours on Sunday, The times
are: 9-10 a.m.. 2-3 p.m. and
7-8 p.m.
Ther
1 call
tafter the office is closed) are
busier than it was intended
that they should be. The main
problem seems to be at nights
and on Sundays when they get
calls and visits at all hours.
This does not leave enough
time for studying.
"Perhaps from Friday
afternoon to Monday morning
was too long to go without
having the office open. By
being open these three times
on Sunday and with a little
cooperation on your part we
are hoping to condense your
visits to these times. That way
you can still have adequate
health care and the call nurses
can have blocks of
the things they need to do,"
explained Eleanor Hanson,
director of Health Service.
The purpose of the call time
is to care for the in-patients
and emergencies. Health
Service will continue to be
available for the emergencies
as it has been in the past.
"An emergency is a pressing
situation which suddenly
comes up without warning so
you could not prepare for it. If
you are vomiting on Saturday
afternoon and felt perfectly
fine on Friday at 3:00 p.m.
then it could be considered an
emergency."
the
Deans are authorized to act;
otherwise, the Health Service
nurses make their where
abouts known to the college
switchboard and leave a note
on the door of Health Service.
The Health Service is open
all evening even though the
door is locked. It is locked for
the nurses protection.
It is important that all
health needs are taken care of
by 10 p.m. when Health
Service closes rather than at
12:30 a.m. because the nurses
do have classes. They also
must check on the in-patients,
give them breakfast and be
dressed and ready for lab by
7:30 a.m., so they must be in
bed by 10 p.m.
Another time to consider
your health is Friday after-
noon. Please avoid making
unnecessary calls during the
weekend; however, if you are
sick, don't ignore your health
till you can't stand it any
longer. It's a discomfort you
don't need. If you deal with it
early you'll be happier and so
will the call nurses.
The Student Health Service
booklet that has been givtn
out tells all you will ever need
to know about Health Service.
Stapled to it is your
brochure and your
ID card which you need
Calkir
carry in your wallet. If you did Young Adults.
defended her dis-
n the oral examina-
tions at the University of
Tennessee-Knoxville, College
of Home Economics, in the
interdisciplinary doctorate
program.
The title of her dissertation
was "Conforming and Non-
conforming Food-related Be-
havior. Values, and Sociode-
mographic Characteristics of
onformists are those 18
to 25 years old who avoid
meats, refined foods and
sweetened foods. Conformists
practice the "American Diet."
The study considered dif-
ferences of the two groups.
missed you may come to
Health Service. If you are
taking less than 8 hours, you
may stop by Health Service
and sign up for the coverage such as religion, region,
before the end of the Sep- come and the ways they used
tember. their time and money.
GROCERIES
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Thursday, September 27, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT -
Speaker Interrupts Church to Heal Woman
[Luke 13:10-17 revisited]
The church service began
with an unusual sense of
reverential awe. As the organ
intoned the rich notes of "The
Lord is in His Holy Temple,"
the ministers entered. Stand-
ing in the pulpit, the visiting
speaker began the invocation.
His voice, surpassing the
richness of the organ's low
tones, seemed to engulf the
audience and bring the group
into the presence of God. The
head elder stepped to the
pulpit and announced the
opening hymn. The regal
melody of "0 Worship the
King" raised the sense of
reverential awe to an even
higher pitch.
"Eventually, it was time for
the guest to preach. The head
elder again stepped to the
pulpit and with pride in his
voice, introduced the visitor.
As the preacher began, the
head elder mused to himself,
■"niiswill be the high point of
worship all year — the people
will be talking about this
service for weeks. How
fortunate it is that so many
people turned out to hear
The speaker, dressed in an
attractive, two-piece, gray
suit, had no problem in re-
taining the interest of the
people. As he began his first
illustration, they were clinging
to every syllable. Suddenly he
stopped. The head elder
couldn't believe his ears.
What he though was a long,
effective pause was turning
into a period of embarrassing
silence. And then the speaker
turned from the pulpit and
descended the platform steps.
His eyes were fixed on one
spot in the sanctuary — the
place where all the little old
ladies sat. One of the dear,
John mcvay
old sisters was the apparent
object of his stare. The
atmosphere of reverence was
quickly disintegrating.
Mrs. Swanson had sat in
that pew for years, peering up
at the speaker in her own
unique way. You see, Mrs.
Swanson was severely hunch-
backed.
intently into her pitiful eyes
said, "Lady, you can sit up
straight now." Then shuffling
past the others in the pew, he
reached out and held her
shoulders. Mrs. Swanson sat
up straight!
The head elder was terribly
confused. What he thought
would be praised, he now
reckoned would be the object
of derision; the service was
ruined. Feeling responsible,
he stood and cleared his
throat. "People," (he dared
not address the visitor) "it
would be far more appropriate
if you would arrange to be
healed on some other day."
The guest speaker, adding
insult to injury, turned and
addressed the men on the
platform. "You hypocrites,
don't you let your housepets
outside on the Sabbath? Then
why can't this woman, who
Gospel Spread by 'Leaves'
Leaves of Autumn are out in
full color again. Leaves is the
Campus Ministry free liter-
ature distribution program.
Johnny Lazor, director of the
Leaves, believes that through
it "much can be done to
spread the gospel message to
those around us."
The name of the program
Lomes from a passage in Ellen
G, White's writings where hhe
talks of taking Adventist books
and "scattering them like the
leaves of autumn."
The colorful paperbacks for
distribution include Steps to
Christ, Desire of Ages, Great
Controversy, and Bible
Readings for the Home. Bible
Study Guides are also avail-
able upon request. The books
do cost money, of course,
which comes out of ihe Cam-
pus Ministry budget. Because
of this, Lazor requests that
students take only the liter-
ature they'll be able to pass
out. The books can be picked
up at the literature rack in the
Student Center,
In past years approximately
2500-3000 books have been
given out by students, Lazor's
goal is to have over 4000 books
distributed this year.
If you have any questions,
suggestions for making
Leaves of Autumn more bene-
ficial for the students, or
requests for Bible Study
guides, please call Johnny
Lazor at 396-3630.
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has been shut up by her
deformity for 18 long years, be
able to sit up straight?"
The head elder sat down.
Someone in the comer of
the sanctuary whispered,
"From the way he acts and
talks, you'd think peop/e were
the most important thing in
the world!"
"Your attitude should be
the same as that of Christ
Jesus." Phil. 2:5 (NIV)
LE Club Tells New Plans
□Sandra Corvig
The Literature Evangelism
club will be showing the film
"You Can Surpass Yourself,"
Oct. 16, in the banquet room
at 5:45 p.m.
The club also has some
other ideas already planned
for this year— Sabbath School
programs, a Christmas party,
more films and a literature
evangelism training institute
at the Southern Publishing
Association,
A number of students spent
their summer canvassing in
the Southern Union and they
will be sharing some of their
experiences in future club
meetings. Some of the
speakets will be Gary Daven-
port, Jim Davenport, Tom
Day, Doug Gates, Cynthia
Habenicht, Tom Hall and Tim
Leffew. Also Julie Payne,
Kevin Pires, Charles Santi-
Wis.
Sandra Corvig will share some
of their experiences.
The new officers for the
1979-1980 school year are Ken
Wiseman, president: Tom
Day, vice-president; Julie
Payne, secretary-treasurer;
and Sandra Corvin, public
relations director.
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8 ■ THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, September 27, 1979
Sports
Reflections on How "Moon" Has Shown
DPhil Garver(Garv)
Under the chairmanship of
Dr. Bud Moon the physical
Education Department: (1)
has gotten 3 new handball
courts, (2) the track has been
surfaced and lit. (3) the Fitness
testing and screening program
has been started. (4) new
bleachers have been placed at
the ball fields (a great im-
provement over the old broken
up wooden ones). (5) the track
and field facilities have been
vastly improved and (6) sand
traps have been added to our
much improved golf greens.
Also. (7) pitching machines
were acquired in an attempt to
upgrade the Softball program,
(8) the four old tennis courts
are being resurfaced and lit,
(9) the gym is now open and
supervised from 8 to 10 two
evenings a week. (10) the
raquetball courts are open till
10 four nights a week, (11) the
gymnastics team has received'
a 42 feet by 42 feet free-exer-
cise mat and much more
needed equipment and (12) we
now have four people in our
physical education depart-
ment, three of whom have
their doctorates.
I feel that these accomplish-
ments speak for themselves in
behalf of the "Moon."
Maybe it should be pointed
out that last year the volleyball
season flopped; there was no
floor hockey; there was no
badminton, ping pong, or
2-man volleyball tournaments.
These "malfunctions" were
not the fault of the "Moon,"
and all of these activities were
operational the previous year.
My last point: writing
rumors isn't in good taste! If
all of the rumors on this
campus'got printed, few of us
would survive!
Recreation Areas Improved
undergoing a much-needed
resurfacing job. Layers of
asphalt and Tennis Mix (an
asphalt-sand combination)
have already been lain on the
courts next to the VM, and the
remaining work on these
courts, including the final
color coat, should be com-
pleted with two more days of
dry weather. The resulting
courts will be medium-speed.
Other welcome additions
will include new lights, new
nets and posts and wind
screens for the courts; work
will be done patching the
cracks on the courts by the
gymnasium within the next
few weeks.
Racquet ball enthusiasts
can also look for-
ward to changes for
the better. Plans
have been made to
refmish old racquet-
LAST WEEK'S GAMES
MONDAY, SEPT. 17
Rained out
TUESDAY, SEPT. 18
#4 Ratledge 7 - #1 Wygal Forfeit
Barrow 6 — Knight 2
Baez 2 — Aalborg 1
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 19
Ecdes 10 — Stephens 0
#5 Kryger 7 — #3 Uzelac Forfeit
Barrow U — West 0
MONDAY, SEPT. 24
Tuuti 5 — West 1
Fowler 9 — Pryor 3
#1 Wygal — #3 Uzelac Double Forfeit
Aalborg 7 — Eccles 5
Stephens 6 — Baez 4
Thompson 7 — Halverson 3
Teams Still Battling
ball
tti
i will be equivalent to
the new courts-
And just in time
for the flagball in-
tramural s — new
lighting on Field A
wit! make night
proved and — uh.
SCOREBOARD
Women's w
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Men's
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Tuuri
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Stone
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BatTow
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Fowler
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Knight
1
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Pryor
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West
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Men's
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Thompson
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Velasco
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Stephens
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Eccles
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Baez
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Halverson
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D Diane Gainer
With scarcely a week left in
the season, teams in each
division are battling furiously
for that coveted first-place
position.
Ratledge and Kryger re-
main undefeated in the Wom-
en's League, with Wygal and
Uzelac sharing a second-place
tie. Sandstrom, hampered by
rancellations due to rain,
hasn't gotten off the ground,
but has hope for the week
ahead.
In the Men's League,
Thompson and Velasco lead
the Western Division with a
record of 2-0. Stephens,
Eccles and Aalborg have also
posted two wins each with a
varying number of losses.
Tuuri and Stone are unde-
feated in the Eastern Division,
with records of 4-0 and 1-0,
respectively, Barrow looks
like a strong contender for the
first, also with three wins and
one loss. Fowler and Knight
are just getting started at 1-1
and with a little bit of luck
could come out on top, too.
Actually, upheaval could
occur in any of the divisions.
With some teams having
played five games and others
only one, there is plenty of
room for surprises.
Additional
games have been scheduled at
7 p.m. for every regular
playing day during the rest of
the season, so that games
called off due to rain will be
made up.
Thes
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the southern accent
Thursday
Vol. 35. No. 5
October 4, 1979
Cafeteria Cash Register Breakdowns to End
DDebra Gainer
Yes. the Computer Center is
doing something about those
I cafeteria cash registers that
keep breaking dov^^ John
Beckett, Computer Services
Director, said that SMC has
ordered three cash register
terminals at $3,890 each from
Custom Terminals Inc with
plans to purchase two to four
if the first three are
satisfactory
Custom Terminals Inc
firom New York has been
given an Oct 15 deadline to
deliver the first of the cash
registers which were ordered
last November Beckett said
that if the company fails to
meet that deadline the con
tract will be cancelled and
SMC will look for an alter
The problem with this pos
sibility IS that Custom Ter
minals is the only company
Beckett was able to find in a
year s search that could build
terminals for SMC s system
Custom IS a small company —
with about 40 employees —
that builds terminals specifi
caUy for mdividual i
needs Even big companies
such as NCR (National Cash
Registers) and IBM (Inter-
national Business Machines)
have cash register terminals
that are either too big, or too
slow or don t have the right
hook ups for SMC's computer
The proposed new terminals
will be larger than the old ones
and will have special features
to help train new cashiers.
The speed of the terminals will
be about the same, but with
fewer breakdowns. Cafeteria
lines should flow more
smoothly, without problems
such as station #3 has now.
where the computer doesn't
register the month's total.
The old terminals were pur-
chased in 1975 and expected
to last only about three years,
because of the heavy use
they're subjected to. They
have since been repaired and
re-repaired until it is no longer
economical to continue fixing
them. At present, only three
of the five owned by SMC are
If all goes
an. this situa-
o be remedied
according
tion will be
on Oct. 15
Sl^ Presents ''Mark Twain'' Oct 6
|nVal Swanson
"An Evening with Mark ter this Saturday evening at 8
■Twain" will be presented by p.m.
Ithe Dramatics Guild of Shen- The play is composed of
|andoah Valley Academy (SVA) excerpts from various works
'n the Physical Education Cen- written by Mark Twain. They
iChristensen Praised by
jAmerican Chemical Society
|nDonna Kelly
Dr. John Christensen, pro- ing a new General-Organic-
■~'sor emeritus of chemistry. Biological Test (GOB).
s commended by the Exam- President Knittel recieved a
inadons Committee for the letter from Dr. Theo Ashford,
American Chemical Society chairman of the Examinations
I develop- Committee, stating that Dr.
Christensen's help was note-
worthy in the development of
the 1979 GOB test.
Dr. Christensen was the
chairman of the Inorganic-
Organic-Biological subcom-
mittee in 1971 and 1974. He
was also a member of the
Examinations Committee from
1974-1977. This subcom-
mittee, composed of pro-
fessors fi'om numerous uni-
versities and colleges in the
United States, produces a new
narrates the stories.
Clyde Garey, an English
teacher at SVA founded the
Dramatic Guild and arranged
"this program. He will also
play the part of Mark Twain.
Garey organized the guild in
1971 as a club to help upper-
classmen develop their tal-
ents. The strict self-discipline
and perseverance that he de-^
manded was rewarded last
year, when the 19-member
cast became a touring group.
Playgoers who have pre-
viously attended a Dramatic
Guild presentation highly rec-
ommended the programs and
describe the cast as excep-
tionally talented.
Gary has directed several
other club productions,
"Cheaper by the Dozen,"
"Our Town," and "Flight into
Tickets for the Artist Ad-
venture Series presentation
may be purchased at the
Student Center desk. Seats in.
sections B and C will cost ID
card holders 50 cents, ail other
sections are free. Up to two
tickets my be charged to one's
ID card; additional tickets
must be purchased at non-ID
card holder rates.
Album Profit
to Go to Fine
Arts Complex
DDebra Gainer
David Riemens, noted pian-
ist and composer, has pledged
to donate to the Fine Arts
Complex the entire
from the sale of
recordings of his in CoUege-
Riemens, who was bom in
Amsterdam, Holland, in 1900,
is now working as a mission-
ary in Madagascar. He has
also worked as a pastor in
Israel, where he recorded his
"Souvenir Album of the Holy
Land." He has become
well-known in Europe and the
United States as well as Israel
as a fine pianist performing
his own impressionistic im-
provisations on Biblical
themes. Riemens has used his
music to reinforce his evange-
listic and missionary work in
many of the countries of
Europe, several of which he
has worked in as an SDA
Cont.
7 p. 6
inside.
Floating Art Department
p. 2
Orchestra's Orient Tour
p. 4-5
Softball Winding Down
p.8 '
last May. that he heard about
the planned Fine Arts Com-
plei.
His two recordings were
released this summer by Cha-
pel Records and are available
at the Book and Bible House
in the College Plaza for S6
Cont. on p. 6
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, October 4, 1979
Opinions
Art Majors Have To Swim To Easels
editorial
A newspaper, according to Webster, is a regularly printed'
publication "containing news, opinions, advertisements, and
other items of general interest."
The Southern Accent is a student newspaper, supported wrtli
the students' money, and written and produced by the students.
The editors feel that the Accent should also be/or the students,
printing the news, opinions, ads, and general items that will b?
of importance or of Interest to the majority of them.
Because there are over 2.000 students on campus, and only
about 200 faculty members, the Accent cannot cater directly to
the interests of the faculty. It cannot, for instance, pnnt lengthy
articles extoUing one department's staff or discussmg one
teacher's pet project. .
Similarly, because CABL, or any other campus organization,
only involves a percentage of the student body, we cannot be a
newsletter representing any particular organization.
The Accent editor has been democratically elected by the
student body, thus it is his responsibility— and privelege— to
choose which items will be of most interest to most of the
students, and then to edit those items as he considers
necessary. Don't get us wrong. We're more than happy to
receive contributions from both faculty and students— we
realize that our reporters can't adequately cover every new idea
or happening on campus.
It is not our responsibility to endorse the opinions of every
person on campus in article form {though we can print most of
them as letters to the editor). We've gottep tired of people
coming to us complaining that "you left two -paragraphs out of
my story!"
It is our goal to please the majority of the people on campus,
but we don't feel we can accomplish that by taking instructions
from the minority.
Last week's Street Beat question was
omitted. It should have read "What is your
Week of Spiritual Emphi
campus? ' '
Dear Editor:
The art majors here at SMC
are characters of true dedica-
tion and determination
especially on rainy days.
Although many may not real-
ize it, the art department is
securely hidden in the base-
ment of Jones Hall. This
obscure hideaway is a nice
place to relax, especially if you
like to ponder while you paint.
Not many people frequent the
place, and being a basement
the windows let in very little
light (or fresh air). But they
do let in water and not just
littie trickles.
Last Thursday during paint-
ing class I had to remove my
shoes, roll up my pant legs
and stand with my feet sub-
merged in rainwater in order
my easel. And across
the
the
department, the water cov-
ered the entire floor, bags of
feldspar had burst open and
the wooden storage shelves —
already warped from years of
this treatment— sagged sadly
in the water. Fortunately the
pottery wheels weren't being
used that day, as the cords
were underwater, and some
potential artisan could have
been electrocuted had they
tried to turn on the machines.
It's not too hard to put up
with musty odors, warped
canvases and friendly crickets
that live in the basement with
us. or to put up with the
cramped conditions and cozy
atmosphere created by
canvases, stools, tables and
supplies crowded into one
little basement room, but the
ponds, rivers and lakes
formed on the floor during the
rainy season are hard to
ignore for long.
I suppose it's more impor-
tant that the music depart-
ment be the first to be
a new building,
least the music majors
ling
the
pianos! Why is it that the art
majors complaints and needs
are the last to be recognized?
the soutliern accent
Faculty
Explains Why
He Doesn't
Go To Chapel
Dear Editor:
I am sympathetic with
Christine Schneeberger' s
views {Accent, Sept. 27) con-
cerning faculty attendance at
chapels. 1 wish only to
examine a few factors from the
teacher's standpoint.
The "family" atmosphere
that Miss Schneeberger men-
tions, desirable though it is, is
almost impossible in a college
.as large as SMC is now.
Chapel programs are plan-
ned primarily for the students.
After a number of years, some
of them inevitably become'
repetitious.
The word "suffer" ap-
peared in Christine's letter.
Well, if one feels that one
' ' suffers' ' in only four years of
chapels, would it be humane
to tie the faculty to every
' chapel during a career of three
Viecades or more?
But let's be fair. I'll tell you
What, Christine. I'll go to your
chapels with you if you will go
to my six committees with me !
PaHl Gantry
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Johnny Lamr
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Sincerely,
Robert R. Morrison
Chairman, Modem Languages
Worships Not Convenient For Men
Dear Editor:
I have a complaint — it is
about the times set aside for
the worships in the men's
dorm. Itwasjnst great during
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the Week of Prayer to have it
scheduled for 7 p.m. It
seemed that not only did I get
a lot more accomplished in the
evenings, but I also was able
to crawl into bed sometimes
before 10 p.m. (something you
can't do when you are re-
quired to go to a 9:30 or 10:00
p.m. worship).
I feel that the dorm wor-
ships need to satisfy the
majority of the needs of the
students. At 9:30 and 10 p.m.
their needs really can't be
satisfied. For one thing you
can't hit the sack before 10
p.m. Also your studies are
interrupted and your concen-
tration is lost by going to these
late worships.
The young lovelies in the
women's dorm have morning
worships. Why can't the
men? We're just as capable
and as resourceful as they. Or
else why not schedule 7 and 10
p.m. worship so that we may
choose which is more con-
venient for us.
Thursday, October 4, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
street beat
patti gentrK
Which of the physical education department facilities do you make use of most?
Melinda McChud. freshman, physical education, Shreveport. La.: Probably the
pitching machines. I think it's really neat. We've been practicing our
batting — or else the tennis or basketball courts.
Kathy Rogers, sophomore, elementary education, Naples, Fla.: The 1
courts 1 use maybe five hours a week and I jog a mile every night.
or, nursing. New York, N.Y.: I like to swim a
jog tne most.
Sherry Tryon, freshman, nursing. Marietta, Ga. : 1 have to jog for a class — s<
guess the track.
I renio Martinez, freshman, nursing. Puerto Rico: 1 take tennis, so I probably u
Melvin Donesky, junior,
time for many of them,
often.
biology, Avon Park, Fla.: Oh goodnessi I don't have
I'd like to make use of the pool if it were open more
Fairl Sparkman, junior, elementary education, Collegedale, Tenn.: I don't
any of the facilities but would like to use the tennis court and track.
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396-4768.
•TAKEN WITHOUT
PERMISSION: Whoever
you are. I would like my
umbrella back— PLEASE!!
My name, Kevin C. Pires,
is on the sliding portion
with label tape. Leave at
the Talge desk or call 4703.
Thanks for being honest.
•Lost: A silver Cross
pen. Please return or call
ph. 4169 and ask for Tonua.
"The Lincoln-Civil War
Room, on the third floor of
the library, is open from
8 a.m. to 12 p.m., 1 to 6
p.m., and 7:15 to 10 p.m..
Monday through Thursday
and at 8 a.m. to 12 p.m. on
•For Sale: "66 Volks-
wagen engine — good run-
ning condition, needs mi-
nor repair. Only $140. Call
John at 396-3630.
"For Sale: Twin Pak
SX70 Film (color), and 2
Flip Flash packs. All three
for $13 or will negotiate.
Call ph. 4809.
•For Sale: Zenith, 8
track player and recorder.
Features pause control,
auto stop, two VU meters,
fast forward. Excellent
quality recording and play-
ing in stereo. To see or
hear, call Dave at 396-4988.
•For Sale: Yashica FRI,
SO mm 1.7 lens. 70-230
zoom macro, carrying case,
skylight filter, polarizing
filter and more. Contact
Daniel Benoit, ph. 4948.
•For Sale: 22 watches,
18 calculators, 7 CB radios,
different brands. Low
prices tor quick sale. Cash
only please. Meet me
behind the gym between 10
and 12 p.m.
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green, 262 V-8. factory
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Excellent highway mileage.
October NADA. Retail
S2700. Will take S2100.
Call ph. 396-4067, or even-
ings, ph. 622-2374 (Chatt.)
4- THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, October 4, 1979
SMC
Boat people in Hong Kong
ICHESTRA
lESseE, U.S. ^:i^^ ^
Dr. Bruce Ashton. Dr. Ron Barrow, Cheryl Rice, and
Martha Pierson with Pastor Calang in the Philippines
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Overview of South CAil
Thursday, October 4, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT ■ 5
phony Orchestra Tours Far East
-iPrins
•ating with chopsticks,
ming autographs,
forming in slippers— those
[re just a few of the new
^eriences the SMC
mphony Orchestra found on
rofthe Far East last
iTaking a 63-member
Ichestra alt the way to the
s an undertaking
lat took a couple years to
. Orlo Gilbert, orchestra
Inductor, first sent out
■eelers" as to who might
pnt them to come and the
t response did come
from the Oriental countries.
Elder Clark, President of the
Far Eastern Division, sent a
personal invitation urging the
orchestra to come there.
Then came the formidable
task of filing all the necessary
papers and raising the needed
amount of money. "The
amount of government red
tape involved in a trip like this
is amazing," Gilbert said. "I
must have had a stack of
correspondence afoot high."
The trip budget was
$104,000. Each student and
faculty member paid $700 and
Conductor Orlo Gilbert and wife Ellen
»^^-^-^i
P'ssion College in Hong Kong
an additional $500 per person
was raised through car
washes, benefit films,
letter-writing campaigns
and the offerings received at
concerts. Also, SMC donated
$10,000 for the trip.
According to Gilbert, the
orchestra had enough funds
left over to pay back a good
share of the donation from the
college.
Some people might wonder
why SMC should take their
'orchestra alt the way to the
Far East. Supporters of the
trip fett it was a
once-in-a-lifetime chance
to visit other cultures, spread
goodwill for SMC, acquaint the
Far Eastern people with
classical music and get a
firsthand look at the overseas
work of our church.
The orchestra left Chicago
on May 9 for the
long-awaited three-week
tour of Japan, Korea, Taiwan,
Hong Kong, the Philippines.
Thailand and Singapore after
a slight delay. One of the
orchestra members was
missing. But he was soon
found in the cockpit of the
Boeing 747 and the trip got
underway.
I asked Conductor Gilbert
which concert stood out in his
mind as the most memorable.
He easily replied that the first
concert of the trip in Otaki,
Japan, at a public high schoof
was his favorite. "The high
school students were
extremely enthusiastic,
clapping wildly, asking for
autographs, and showering
flowers and presents on the
members," Gilbert said.
"Then, students went home
and advertised the orchestra
to their families and
neighbors, so our next concert
in Otaki was packed."
' 'The concert in Taiwan was
also special. The United
States had just broken
diplomatic relations with
Taiwan, so we were very much
appreciated. The people just
couldn't stop clapping. When
we played their National
Anthem, they sang, cheered
and cried."
The national anthem of each
country was always a part of
the concert, except in Japan.
The Japanese people did not
want to be reminded of the
harsh imperialistic past they
endured. Other countries
were extremely pleased when
the anthems were played.
The orchestra gave 19
concerts in 17 days while they
were in the Orient. During the
three-week tour, the
stay in private homes and
dormitories. This gave the
Oriental people a chance to do
something for America for a
chance — providing food,
housing, and being hosts for
Americans in a situation where
we needed them.
In comparing US audiences
with Oriental audience::i,
Gilbert said, "the Oriental
people are more responsive
and enthusiastic. The idea of
an American symphony
orchestra coming to play for
them was new and exciting.
We played mostly for the
common people who usually
get passed up by most cultural
events from other countries."
Playing in the Far East
helped the morale of
orchestra tremendously. As
Gilbert put it, "It's hard to sell
the SMC orchestra in
Collegedale."
As a result of the tour Gilbert
has had numerous enquiries
about future tours, but he
didn't mention any definite
plans.
From all who were involved
with trip, the Far East tour
was acclaimed a total success,
and Southern Missionary
College became a common
word in many places that had
heard of it.
Orchestra member Lyndon Harder poses with
Korean girls dressed in the traditional style
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, October 4. 1979
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humid bodies.
It seems every Tuesday and
Thursday, on the way to
chapel, it's raining. Walking
to chapel isn't that bad for me,
because I'm usually leaving
the dorm at 11:13 a.m. and
most everyone is already
there. But when chapel is
over, there are about 1,800
people trying to get to the
cafeteria before anyone else,
and most of them take the
route right over my back.
Once I went to chapel in the
rain and didn't take my um-
brella. So many umbrellas
were up I could walk under the
moving tent to chapel and
back and still have time to buy
a loaf of bread at the VM, mail
a letter in the post office, and
walk by the CK and decide not
to go in, without getting wet.
Umbrellas are alright by
themselves, but when they are
in a crowd it takes a little
patience. One day after
chapel, I was walking in front
of this girl, who I thought was
getting fresh with me. But
when I turned around she had
and the rain is coming in from
the side, you have to get the
correct angle to hold your
umbrella or the bottoms of
your pant legs will end up
looking like a pack of dogs
mistook you for a fire hydrant.
I have noticed something
encouraging about chapels
this year. They are bringing
people closer together. I've
seen up to four people trying
to get under the same um-
brella, which reminds me of a
basic mathematical principle
that is in effect on rainy chapel
days. The greater the square
footage of an umbrella, the
greater the number of friends.
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Thursday, October 4, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT -
Manifesto of Freedom
Whereas, "Satan seeks to guiltiness must be laid at the
draw our minds away from the foot of the cross, or it will
mighty Helper, to lead us to poison the springs of life,
ponder over our degeneration When Satan thrusts his
John mcvay
of soul. But though Jesus sees threatenings upon you. turn
the guih of the past, He from them and comfort your
speaks pardon; and we should soul with the promises of
t dishonor Him by doubting God." (Ellen White, The
His love. The feeling of Victorious Life, p. 5)
aimcmcmiisciH ^=gj=r~
Give your lawiTa
"flu shot"
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WDVTERIZERl
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And whereas, "If we con-
fess our sins. He is faithful
and just and will forgive us our
sins and purify us from all
unrighteousness." (1 John
1:9 NiV)
And whereas we are to be,
". .confident of this, that He
who began a good work in you
will carry it on to completion
until the day of Christ Jesus."
(Philippians '-6 NIV)
And whereas we are to,
"Think what love the Father
has had for us, in letting us be
called God's children, for that
is what we are." {1 John 3:1
Goodspeed)
And whereas God declares,
"I even I, am He who blots out
your transgressions, for my
own sake, and remembers
your sins no more." (Isaiah
43:25 NIV)
And whereas, ". , . though
a righteous man falls seven
times, he rises again." (Pro-
verbs 24:16 NIV)
I do hereby declare my
freedom to be all that, through
the Holy Spirit, I am prompted
to become — unimpeded by
failures and falls; recognizing
my constant need of all true
spiritual influences, and real-
izing that my signature on this
"Manifesto of Freedom"
would be meaningless, for it
was signed by One far
stronger, and infinitely more
able to accomplish all that is
herein stated, long ago, on a
hill called Calvary, in blood.
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VILLAGE MARKET
A DIVISION OF SOUTHERN MISSIONARY COLLEGE
Applications Needed for
Truman Scholarship Fund
D Robin DiDonato
Student Finance is asking the sophomores of 1979 who
ate planning futures in government to apply for the Harry
S. Truman Memorial Scholarship.
This $5,000 scholarship will be given to two students per
state. Laurel Wells, Student Finance Director, will be
accepting applications until Nov. 23. At that time, two
students from SMC will be chosen to be submitted for the
award. Applicants must meet the following criteria.
•Must have at least a 3.00 GPA
*Must be in upper fourth of class
*Must be a US citizen, or from one of the trust
*Must have academic program that would be
accepted by a graduate school
*Financial need NOT a requirement
Ashton Piano Recital
to be Held on Sunday
DDebra Gainer
The SMC Music Depart-
ment presents Dr. J. Bruce
Ashton in piano recital at 8:00
p.m., Oct. 7, in Miller Hall.
While Ashton doesn't follow a
specific annual recital sched-
ule, he hasn't missed giving a
concert in the eight years he's
been at SMC.
Ashton's recital will feature
Theme and Variations by
Faure, Sonata in B-flat by
Mozart, and a set pf eight
pieces from Opus 76 by
Brahams.
The Brahams selections will
be divided into two sets of
four, which will frame the
program at beginning and
end. The Mozart piece is of
special interest because it
includes a cadenza in the last
vation for a sonata, because
cadenzas are usually found
strictly in concertos.
This recital, said Ashton,
will not be "flashy and flam-
boyant," but rather "rela-
tively gentle and quiet."
Ashton received his doc-
torate degree in piano from
the University of Cincinnati in
1971. Before coming to SMC,
he taught music at Walla
Walla College. This past
summer he traveled with the
orchestra to the Far East,
where he performed a Schu-
mann concerto with the nr-
chestra.
He particularly remembers;
discovering three days before
the concert in Korea that the
performance of a particular
Korean folk tune was required
at every public concert. Ashton
got a copy of the song and
found it too difficult to learn
that quickly. So he composed
a couple of simpler improvi-
sations on the tune while
traveling on the airline to
Korea. With a half hour's
practice before the concert,
the new version of the folk
tune was successful.
8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, October 4, 1979
Sports
Softball Play-Off» Begin Sunday
Softbali season is in its last
inning, and the championship
games are next up to bat. The
final games of the regular
season will be played this
week; the leaders in each
division will meet Sunday
night, Oct. 7, at 8 p.m.. to
determine the championship
for the league.
It looks like it will be Tuuri
in the Eastern Division and
Velasco (although Thompson
could cause an upset) in the
Western Division playing for
the Men's League Champion-
ship. The Women's League,
with only one division, was
taken by Team 05 Kryger.
The Men's Club is also
sponsoring a Talge Hall Soft-
ball Tournament, to be held
Oct. 4 and 7. This tournament
is open to all men in Talge
Hall. Jones Hall, and Village.
Players will be divided into
each floor in Talge, one team
from Jones and Village, and a
special teanl for R.A.'s and
Deans. First elimination
round and play-off round will
be held on Thursday, Oct. 4,
beginning at 5:30 p.m. The
championship game will be
played on Sunday, Oct. 7, at 6
p.m.
Flagball season starts early
next week with try-outs
scheduled for Monday night,
Oct. 8. Teams will be chosen
by Tuesday. Oct. 9. and
opening games for the regular
season will be held on
Wednesday and Thursday,
Oct. 10 and 11.
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Tuuri 6
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Fowler 4
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Barrow 3
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.750
Pryor 2
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.400
Stone 1
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.250
Kuight 1
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.100
West 0
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Velasco 4
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Thompson 3
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.750
Aalborg 3
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.500
Halverson 3
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.500
Eccles 2
3
.400
Baez 1
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.250
Stephens 1
4
.100
LAST WEB<'S GAMES
TUESDAY, SEPT. 25
Velasco 5 - Thompson 4
Fowler 18 - Stone 1
Tuuri 6 - Knight 2
ff5 Kryger 7 - #2 Sandstrom 0 (forfeit)
m Uzelac_7 - #6 Stiles 0 (forfeit)
Halverson 7 - Baez 0 (forfeit)
WEDNES'DAY^ SEPT. 26
Eccles 6 - Halverson 5
Pryor 7 - Knight 5
Fowler 15 - West 3
Aalborg 5 ■ Stephens 4
Tuuri 7 - Stone 0 (forfeit)
MONDAY, OCT. 1
Velasco 12 - Halverson 4
Fowler 9 - Knight 0
Thompson 16 - Stephens 5
ffS Kryger 14 - H Ratledge 1
Pryor 13 - Stone 2
#2 Sandstrom - #3 Uzelac (double forfeit)
Caldwell Wins Tournament
The Men's Club Golf Tour-
nament became the Men's
Club Open Golf Tournament
on Sunday. Sept. 30. The new
tournament format allows
alumni and the local churches
to join the student!, and staff
of SMC.
Seven teams teed off at
noon at the Nob North Golf
Course. This course measures
6,700 yards, and they played
all of that Sunday as the tees
had been placed well back on
all the holes.
The Collegedale church
team, the SMC faculty team
and the SMC student team
tied for team "best ball"
reign as champion by beating
Matt Nafie for the A flight
honors.
David Lee turned in a fine
performance and won the B
flight.
Jere Webb beat teammate
Bob Jenkins for the C flight
honors,
Tom Davidson won the D
flight just squeaking past new
Talge Hall dean, Reed
Christman.
Long drive contests were
won by Jim Caldwell and Ron
Knarr. Closest to the pin
contests were played on all
four of the three pars. The
winners were Art Richert, Bob
Jenkins, Alan Cooper, and
Tom Davidson.
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Thursday
Vol. 35. No. 6
October 11, 1979
SMC Gymnasts to Appear
on Local TV Talk Show
SMC will be the star on
WRCB-TV Saturday, Oct. 20,
p.m. "Basic Black," a
local talk show, will air a
half-hour program featuring
SMC's nursing and physical
education departments.
The weekly show is hosted
by Fred Johnson of Chatta-
L-s Channel 3. Mrs.
Alice Austin, public relations
director for the upcoming
health fair at Northgate Mall.
contacted Johnson about the
possibility of featuring public
■ :e information on the fair
during his program. She
expected to get about five
:es of showtime. He
gave her the whole show.
The program will introduce
■arious features of the health
fair, which is sponsored by the
Collegedale Church and
SMC's CABL. The SMC
gymnastic team will be per-
forming some of its routines.
And Evie VandeVere. church
tary. will speak on
"Understanding Children."
1 Warren, instructor of
nursing, will discuss the im-
portance of regular medical
screening and blood pressure
checks.
The program will be taped
in the Channel 3 studio on Oct.
It will then be aired one
day prior to the health fair,
which is scheduled for Oct.
21-24 at Northgate Mall.
"This program should have
great drawing power for the
The health fair will offer a
new feature this year — a booth
with tapes, books, and activity
ideas to help parents to better
relate to their offspring.
Parents will also have a
chance to sign up for Evie
VandeVere's seminar on un-
derstanding children, to be
held in Collegedale following
the health fair.
Another new feature will be
a marriage enrichment semi-
nar held at the fair in the
evenings. The regular physi-
cal fitness screening and va-
riety of health tests will be
offered, as well as booths
giving information on drugs,
alcohol and nutrition. A
Five-Day Plan will also be held
the week of the fair.
The SMC gymnastic team,
SMC musical groups, and
student ventriloquist Marsha
Hildreth with her dummy
Mickey will give evening per-
formances to draw the crowds.
Glenn Holland, president of
CABL, reports that students
are needed to help out for
two-hour time blocks at the
health fair. Special help is
solicited to set up the booths
on Saturday night and Sun-
day, Oct. 20 and 21. Trans-
portation to Northgate Mall
and back will be provided.
Those willing to help should
contact Byron Styron (ph.
4906).
WSMC Constructs Satellite Receiver for
National Public Radio Programming
D Valerie Dick
WSMC-FM broke ground
for the construction of a
satellhe receiving station Sun-
day, Oct, 7. The receiving
station, which is one of 200
such stations being built ac-
ross the country, will receive
signals from National Public
Radio (NPR) via a satellite
orbiting over the equator.
When asked what the re-
ceiving station would provide,
WSMC Manager Don Self
said, "The primary advantage
is that program decisipn-
making power will be given to
NPR member stations." The
system will also increase the
technical quality of programs
received from the network.
"Our present system is lim-
ited in that the high frequen-
cies associated with music
cannot be transmitted."
remarked Self. He added,
"The new system will provide
the full audio spectrum of
music making it sound more
World's Strongest Man to Give Chapel
will be 1
crease in the quantity of
programming. ' ' Self said
presently NPR can send only
one program to WSMC at a
time. With the new sysiem
installed, WSMC will receive
programs from the network
through four separate chan-
nels. Within a year there
should be 12 channels and
ultimately as many as 22, This
will make it possible for
WSMC to tape a concert from
NPR while broadcasting a talk
show live from the network.
Paul Anderson, who's listed Anderson to four the world as
n the Guiness Book of Worid a good-will ambassador for the
Records as the strongest man State Department. He was the
alive, will present chapel last American super heavy-
Thursday, Oct. 11. The 1956 weight to win an Olympic gold
Olympic weight-lifting cham- medal, which he received at
pion has lifted the greatest the 1956 games in Melbourne,
weight ever recorded-
flcial 6.270 pounds.
Anderson can lift a
table with four men sit-
And he can
pound nails through two-
by-fours with the palm of
his hands. "The secret
to hesitate," he
"If you do. you'll
less up your hand,"
Anderson is 5'10" and a
solid 370 pounds with a
62-inch chest, 36-inch
thighs, and 22-inch
calves.
His strength and no-
toriety have enabled
of- Australia. Most experts say
that Paul Anderson could have Youth Homes for young boys
been the reigning Olympic in Texas and Georgia. He
champion for many years had funds this program by his 500
it not been for the loss of his annual public appearances,
amateur standing due to some
of his other interests. Anderson is a member of
Some of the activities that the athletic Hall of Fame and
took away Paul's interest in was recently given the Golden
competing were the Paul An- Plate award by the American
derson Youth Homes, evan- Academy of Achievement.
geHstic appearances and fam- The CABL chapel will start
at 11:15 a.m. in the Physical
L' operates two Education Center.
inside.
CK Possibly Expanding
SMC Leaves Nicaraguan Mis
Tuesday on a con-
crete foundation for the large
disc-shaped antenna. Though
the antenna will be installed in
December, the equipment
making the station operational
will not be completely put in
until February 1980. The
entire construction has been
contracted with Rockwell In-
ternational.
The receiver will be located
at the northwest comer of
Talge Hall parking lot, within
150 feet of the Fine Arts
Complex which is also under
construction.
The cost of the 572,000
receiving station is being
shared by the Corporation for
Public Broadcasting, National
Public Radio and NPR mem-
Cont.
ip. 5
2 - THE SOXJTHERN ACCENT ThuiSday, October II, 1979
Opinions
Jones Resident Disagrees with Rules
editorial
Last year it was a glaring gold, this year it's a fire engine red.
SMC swimmers know the significance of these colors. They
loudly proclaim to the lifeguard and the population of the pool
that we have, in fact, paid our dollar for the honor of aquatic
However, it's still a mystery to us why a dollar is charged for
a round piece of felt with "elaborate" cam stitching. The
racquetball , tennis, and basketball buffs receive no such
privilege, neither do the joggers, yet all wear down courts and
track alike. Why. then, are the swimmers stuck with such
special treatment. Why must we pay for a "badge" to prove we
are students so we may exercise, when all others are taken for
granted and go undecorated.
Perhaps, we could just show our ID card and be presented
with a badge or merely flash our cards before each swim to
prove our validity as a student. Or maybe have all who use the
P.E. facilities pay a dollar and be granted "The Token" — the
licensed right to exercise.
—MARS & DLW
Dear Editor:
Recently we had an incident
that warranted some form of
discipline to a resident of
Jones Hall. However, to
coerce the will of every resi-
dent because of one man's
folly to obey the rules will not
only hinder him in good
character development but
also the innocent involved.
These rules I am referring to
are the compulsory worships,
room checks and late leaves
for the residents of Jones Hall.
We are adults. Give us the
responsibility of being re-
sponsible adults. Let us have
our own choice to choose and
in choosing develop a better
character. Our character is
our passport to heaven. The
college should not mold the
students' characters to be-
come "yes" men or to blindly
obey the rules. It is by making
decisions, even wrong ones.
believe now, and if we cannot
make our choices now, how
then, are we going to stand in
the near future?
Now regarding those com-
pulsory room checks. They
will not and cannot solve those
problems of drinking,
smoking, drug abuse, or
women in the dorm. Those
guilty will not be doing those
things during room check;
they will do it before or after
room check. The faculty can
counsel and advise those that
need the extra push; other-
wise, room check is a farce
and will be sneered at by the
culprits.
Regarding television, a list
of approved programs to view
could be introduced which
would require strict adher-
ence; however, if an individual
chooses to view another pro-
this way we are not restricting
the individual's freedom to
choose.
For example, if someone
wants to watch "Three's
Company" or "Charlie's An-
gels" and there is no ap-
proved program listed, then
let him watch it. If he wants to
feed his mind with junk food,
there is no way the college can
prevent it. Either he will
watch it in the lounge or he
I another place where
the t
; det-
sted
the
Student Missionary Sends Greetings from Kwang-Ju, Korea
Dear Editor:
Greetings from Korea! It is
3 real blessing being here.
It's really hard to believe I've
already been here over four
monthsl Things are really
going great! Kwang-Ju is a
great city to be in, and the
Lord is really blessing our
work greatly here. The popu-
lation is about 700,000. and
the people are really friendly.
The weather in Korea is just
wonderful — it's just starting
to get cool.
Jesus sure has led my life in
a great wayl This is going to
be the best year of my life!
Working for Jesus is the best
work you can ever do! I've
really learned to depend upon
Christ more since I've been in
Korea. Sometimes I don't
know what to do in a situation,
maybe with one of my stu-
dents, but Jesus sure knows
how to handle the situation!
"Praise the Lord!"
1 really miss SMC a lot and
all my fi'iends, but Jesus has a
great work for me to do here in
Korea. If any of you ever feel
the Lord giving you the im-
pression in your life to be an
SM, don't hold back. Jesus
needs you! With much
prayer, move forward in faith
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claiming His promises and you
will be the happiest person
ever. Don't be afraid to serve
Jesus in a foreign land — He
will always be with you.
When 1 first thought about
being an SM I had a few
hesitations but after talking to
Mark Driskill, Rick Johnson,
Dave Prest and all the other
former SMs , my feelings of
hesitation went away. Es-
pecially praying about it and
allowing Jesus to lead in my
life 1 felt really confident.
Looking back at it now, I can
really see how Jesus has led
If any of you want to know
about Korea and our
school work here, pit
to me. I will tell you as much
as I can! I would ask each of
you to remember me in your
prayers that Jesus will con-
tinue to use me as an effective
tool for Him. Also please
remember all the SM's in your
prayers. Write us when you
can! We'd really love to hear
from you! So, if you want to
know more about mission life,
write. I will always answer all
the letters.
I want to say a big hello to
all my friends and to all the
new students at SMC and the
faculty, too. Jesus is really
blessing, and I'm very excited
to be working for Him! Each
day is a new experience in
Jesus! Miss and love you all!
Remember the promise in 1
Cor. 15:58. it really helps me
a lot.
rimental to his character.
Christ never compels us to
follow Him. Hejustshowsusa
better way. We too can show
our brother a better way to
travel, yet the choice is his.
Let me make some sug-
gestions. Let us deal with the
situation and not with the
character of the guilty or the
characters of the innocent.
We all leave much room for
building, but to reprimand the
whole student body (guilty or
innocent alike) is the most
deplorable act the Adminis-
must the innocent suffer for
the guilty? The Adminis-
tration should talk to the
individual concerned. If he
does not cooperate with the
College, then the individual
may be advised to leave SMC
or his own accord or be
expelled.
There will be no blessing
upon the College or the
students if the attitude of
worship is forced; sadly to say,
no souls will be saved either.
For to compel or restrict one's
freedom of choice is neither
right nor safe. God is my
Judge, and this I freely
choose!
Thursday, October 11, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT ■
Student Wants Remedy for "Pounded- to-Death" Library Typewriters
Dear Editor:
There are some definite
problems concerning the
typewriters in the library that I
would like the administration
and faculty to be aware of.
First of all, most teachers
require papers, reports, re-
search projects, etc., to be
typed. It is almost impossible
3 hand in a well-typed paper
using the typewriters in the
library in their present condi-
. If you don't own your
1 typewriter or don't know
of one you can borrow, you are
usually out of luck— especially
if you are a village student.
The next problem is one of
scarcity. There are abou't
2.000 students here at SWC.
and this means that ther« are
about 250 students ^rer type-
writer. Could something pos-
sibly be done to obtain more
typewriters so the waiting
lines won't be so long? I have
personally waited for as long
as an hour for a typewriter.
Perhaps an SA project could
be put into effect to get more
typewriters.
Concerning the condition of
the present machines, they
are in sad shape. There are
five IBM selectrics and three
(very ancient) Royal manuals
available to students. The
IBM's, which are used most of
the time, are sluggish, and
sometimes just plain nasty.
They will sometimes add little
extra things to what you
typed, making your work look
jumbled. Often certain letters
will not type, so you must try
several different typewriters
before you can finish your
I spoke to Mrs. Doherty,
who is in charge of the
typewriters, about this situa-
tion. She said, "over a year
the
told I
that the IBM selectrics
worn out." This is obviously
true because the library is
.classified ads,
open 75 hours a week and this
means the typewriters get a
lot of use. The IBM's were
given to the college as a gift
from the senior class of 1975,
and they were used to begin
with. After four years of
constant use the typewriters
have practically been pounded
to death.
Can something be done to
correct this situation?
Sincerely yours,
Jane E. Toomajanian
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•To Big Al, The Kiddies
•Secret Sister of Myron
•Dear "Jack T.," Hope
•35156: Thanks for the
•Announcing a Sabbath
Pal: Hope you have a
Donesky: Please write to
you had a nice time in
attention this weekend. I
School designed to meet
wonderful birthday. May-
him.
Atlanta. We had a super
sure needed it. Keep up
the intellectual needs of the
be you'll get a hatchet! Ha!
time in Nashville! See you
the good work. Junior
college student. Come this
Ha!
•Dear 20572. I love you.
around. Love. Melissa's
week to view a controver-
Good luck on your test this
Answering Seivice
•BDAFM's girl: I'm
sial film, "Parable." and
•To my two favorite
week. Love, 90227
glad things are better.
discuss it afterwards. Stu-
guys; Manuel Ovales and
•D.W. at Union— SMC is
Let's keep trying. 92624
dents are the Sabbath
Keith Mosley. Hello cuties!
•Flavian, Nigel and
looking forward to meeting
School every week. Listen
I see you guys had a great
Doyle: Have a terrific
you next week. My friends
to a male quartet and join
summer- I was planning on
weekend. Will be thinking
are your friends. "Drive
•My Dearest Princess, If
John Osborne in the study
letting you know how nice it
of you. Love ya all. Duff
safe and be careful." Love,
you have built castles in the
of the lesson, all this week.
is to have you around this
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air your work need not be
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lost: that is where they
Game Room of the Student
Anyhow 1 love to have you
to wish you a wonderful
•Dear 59343, Your com-
should be. Now put foun-
Center.
around one more year and
weekend and especially a
pany, smiles and good
dations under them. Henry
see your friendly and hand-
good Sabbath. Love, 55968
times are overwhelming. C
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some face. I think Manuel
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•Federal Aid at SMC— a
looks cute with his braces
•Joe Lent, You are the
discussion by Laurel Wells
too! Have a great day
nicest and sweetest secret
•Dear 78370, Just want
•K.W., Besides the fact
and Robert Merchant Sun-
guys!!
brother a girl could ever
to say you're a great room-
that I'm now wet between
day, Oct. 14 at 7 p.m. in the
have. Minet
mate, but try keeping your
the ears & have made
Talge Hall Chapel. All
•Dear Rob, Thanks for
side of the room clean.
friends with John, I want to
invited.
the great Sabbath, d.j.h.
•Dear 70753. I hear
"Smile." 37905
thank you for the tip. I feel
you're desperate for love. I
gobs better. Love. JB
•Helpers needed to help
•Mrs.Andrus, The next
know some one who's got
•Dear David Parsons,
in the Kiddie Komer dur-
time you take the weekend
plenty! I love you too!
Thanks for being there and
•Dr. Lamb. We don't
ing the Healthful Living
off, use some of my hard
11088
listening. I'm changing my
want you to misunderstand
Fair at Northgate Mall Oct.
earned alimony to get a
major. Say hi sometime.
so we take this opportunity
21-24. For further informa-
babysitter. Your husband
•Dear Potsy, I love you
Friends? Florence Night-
to tell you that we really do
tion, call Sharlene Partlo at
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•Dear Valentine Baby:
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Love that nose!!! A pure
physical attraction. Your
•Dear Cesa Pena, Hi!
Have a great day. From
•Jim Irwins, Hi there!
You're a great person. I
With all our love and gobs
of hugs & kisses. 2:00 p.m.
ice cream tasted great, too
your Secret Sis
just wanted everyone on
Marriage & the Family
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•Ride needed for two
love you always and for-
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•Joan, I love you more
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you both. You give me
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than tomorrow. I always
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•Menoochie: The weath-
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something to smile about
when everybody else is
meeting will be Beth
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it. With affection, Petooch
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public relations, from Chat-
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tanooga's Erlanger Hos-
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4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, October 11. 1979
SMC Cafeteria Caters for
Hang Gliding Competition
The SMC cafeteria doesn't
always supply food only for
non-appreciative students. In
fact, later this month, the
cafeteria will cater to a crowd
of 50,000 to 80,000 people—
the competitors and spectators
at the American Cup Inter-
national Hang Gliding Cham-
pionship on Lookout Moun-
This past spring, when a
catering deal fell through with
Krystal Company, the hang
gliding organizers contacted a
friend at Wildwood Sanitar-
ium, whom they'd met the
previous year. Wildwood was
asked to operate the con-
cession stands, but they
turned the offer down because
of the size of the crowd. They
did. however, refer the organ-
izers to Georgia-Cumberland
Conference, who in turn re-
ferred them to Southern Mis-
sionary College.
The organizers agreed to
have SMC cater for the cham-
pionship because many of the
competitors are quite health-
minded in order to be in good
condition for the sport. Mc-
Donalds. Arbys, and other
fast-food chains in the area
were turned down. It is
expected that the competitors
will appreciate the switch to
vegetarian food.
"We'll just be serving the
same kind of food that we
serve to the students here,"
explained Earl Evans, food
service director. Prices will be
somewhat higher, but that is
necessary to cover expenses,
not to make a profit.
SMC will cater during each
day of the competition except
Saturday. Stands will be set
up under the red-and-white
striped tent which the College
bought last summer to use on
College Days and other big-
crowd 1
iquipment needed 1
: stands. One
is lending nine juice dispen-
sers that would have cost over
$3500. Mayfield Dairy Farms
is donating the use of one of
their trucks for hauling food to
the site. Another person will
loan his microwave oven. All
food will be prepared and
frozen ahead of time, then
re-heated
stands.
The competition
place Oct. 13-21 ;
Space Inc. flying si__ .
out Mountain in Dade County
Georgia.
L'ill take
the Air
Business Manager Announces
Possible CK Expansion
DMelissa Smith
A feasibility study is being
done by Selmon T. Franklin &
Associates on the College
Plaza to determine the possi-
bility of expansion to accom-
modate a larger Campus
Division of
JSursing is
Given Grant
DMelissa Smith
The Division of Nursing has
been awarded a $29,900 Cap-
atation Grant by the govern-
ment to promote health ser-
vice education.
"We are allotted a certain
amount of money for each
full-time, first year nursing
student enrolled in our pro-
gram," explained Nursing
Director Ina Longway. "The
grant is a supplement tuition
and allows us to keep tuition
The actual cost per hour for
nursing is $140, but by receiv-
ing grants, the students are
only charged the same tuition
rate as other SMC students.
"Even though this is a
government grant, ' ' added
Longway, "we are under no
obligations; there are no
strings attached other than
and a report to show effective
spending."
The grant is to be used for
equipment, books, instruc-
tors' salaries, renovations and
alterations of buildings and
in-service continuing educa-
tion, but it may not be used for
any religious instruction or
purpose.
Kitchen.
"We want to enlarge the
CK to about 3.000 to 5,000
square feet." Business Man-
ager Richard Reiner stated.
"We will have to either move
the laundromat or build a
separate building for a new
CK."
Because the eatery is a
break-even operation, the vol-
ume of sales would have to
increase or higher prices
would have to be charged to
accommodate the raise in
Reiner explained that a
price hike is less favorable,
and also less likely since sales
would probably grow as a
result of the newer and more
convenient facility.
The feasibility study should
be completed in three months
and if a separate building is
opted for, construction will
begin next summer. The site
of the current CK would
possibly be converted into,
office space.
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Thursday, October U, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
path Qzn\ty
Do you think SMC should sponsor another Ingathering Field Day next year?
Victor Czerkasij. freshman, communications-broadcasting. Peckskille, NY: I
didn't go this year. Last time I did, they took me to the police station for 3 hours.
But it's a good day to get your homework done.
Bert Ringer, freshmi
we need to support i
Ingathering is to me
1, theology. Bryant. Ala.: Yes. As college SDA students,
jr church and its projects. To me the greatest reason for
t people on their level and share Christ's love with them.
Laura Kuhn. freshman, nursing. Oshawa. Ontario: I didn't go this year, but I
still think it's a good idea. It gives the kids a chance to catch up on their
homework or witness if they want to.
vistry. Louisville. Ky.: Yes. Gives the kids an
Ron Barrow, sophomore, physical education, CoUegedale, Tenn.: Yes we dol!
Ingathering is a way for the kids in our church to get out in the world and
witness, plus a way for non-SDA's to see what we stand for and realize that the
funds we raise help the community in time of need.
JaniHanson. sophomore. English. CoUegedale. Tenn.: I did go Ingathering this
year, but in general I don't particularly enjoy it. 1 feel uncomfortable asking
people for money, however, I believe that meeting people and sharing Jesus is a
(positive) aspect of the program.
Evan Chesney. Junior. English. Cleveland. Tenn. : Oh yes, I was up to my neck
in studies, and accomplished a whole lot. I'm not much of an Ingatherer, but it's
great tor those who can do it. I'd just as soon donate SIO.
Gary Thurber. sophomore, religion. Charlotte, NC: Yeah, I think so. It's a good
opportunity for a lot of kids to witness that ordinarily wouldn't have the guts to.
Debra Gainer, senior. English-journalism
should, because the students appreciate a d
going Ingathering.
Hamburg. Penn.: I think they
y off from classes with the option of
Annual Pops Concert Set
for this Saturday Night
WSMC
Cont. from p. 1
DVa! Swans
The annual Pops Concert
will be presented by the Artist
Adventure Series this Satur-
day night at 8 p.m. in the
Physical Education Center.
This
d by thi
College— SMC Concert Band,
directed bv Robert Anderson;
College Chorale, directed by
Don Runyan; SMC Symphony
Orchestra, conducted by Orlo
Gilbert; and Die Meistersing-
ers, directed by Dr. Marvin
Robertson.
Some of the songs will be
"Westside Story," "Bella
Bimba," "Jazz Pizzacato,"
and "The Green Leaves of
Summer." In addition, the
Die Meistersingers will sing a
tribute to American sports.
Seating will be arranged
around long tables, rather
than uniform rows of chairs, to
create a dinner concert setting
for the audience.
There is no admission
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Though WSMC first learned
of the satellite in 1974, con-
crete plans weren't made until
1977. At that time a repre-
sentative from the satellite
planning office came and
helped the station select a site
for the receiver. After the site
had been chosen, a team of
technicians surveyed for any
technical interference.
Self said WSMC will be the
First one of the receiver sta-
tions to be completed in
Tennessee, Georgia or Ala-
City Now
Enforcing
Parking Law
The city of CoUegedale has
begun to strictly enforce the
parking a vehicle opposite the
flow of traffic.
This ordinance concerns
mainly those who park in front
of the gymnasium. All cars
parked in front of. the gym
must be facing north (toward
the Village Market). Failure to
park in the right direction will
result in a parking ticket of S3.
If this ticket is not paid within
ten days, it will be increased
$5.
The ordinance has been a
city law for many years but
has not been strictly enforced.
The main reason for the law is
that it is dangerous to pull out
into the other lane to park.
The city also wants to
remind residents that bicycles
are considered vehicles by the
law and are required to be
ridden with the flow of traffic.
Those jogging along the city
roads are requested to run
facing the traffic and in single
file. This is not a city
ordinance but is suggested for
one's own protection.
Steven dickerhoff
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. October 11, 1979
Secret Brother Finally Answers
Dear Secret Sis,
Sorry I've taken so long to
reply, but you know how it is.
I was sitting around the room
and I didn't feel like doing
anything, so 1 decided to write
you back.
Thanks for the cookies you
sent me about three weeks
ago. I just got them and
they're still kind of fresh. I
usually don't get any impor-
tant mail, just that stuff the
dorm sends out about missing
worships and the letters the
Dean of Students sends out
about wearing blue jeans, so I
usually don't check my mail-
box. But I looked in there
yesterday and found a slip
saying I had a package at the
desk. The desk worker finally
found it and dusted it off for
me. The cookies were pretty
good. They were the first
green cookies I had ever
About the questions you
asked in your first letter, I was
a business major; I lived in
Atlanta; and I had three
Greenleaf Publishes Review
sisters. When your second
letter came, 1 was majoring in
biology, living in Pittsburgh,
and I had three sisters and a
brother. When your last letter
arrived three weeks ago, I was
majoring in history, living in
Orlando, and I had three
sisters, one brother, two
brothers-in-law, three nieces,
and a nephew graduating from
the Loma Linda University. I
will try to write back a little
quicker next time.
Since you are ray "Secret"
Sister. I'm supposed to try and
find out who you are. I have a
few questions I want you to
answer about yourself to give
me a start. What is your
major? What grade are you
The History Teacher, a
major history journal, has
asked Dr. Floyd Greenleaf,
chainnan of the history de-
partment, to write a book
review for the journal.
The book review Dr. Green-
leaf will be writing covers A
History of Latin American, by
Robert Jones Shafer of Syra-
cuse University. "This book i
review on Essays in Under-
standing Latin America by
Kalman H. Silvert. Usually
The History Teacher does not
use unsolicited material, but
after reading the review, they
published it and asked Dr.
Greenleaf to do another one.
Dr. Greenleaf considers The
History Teacher the finest
journal the US has regarding
all levels and
Nicaragua Mission Pullout Explained
in? Where
And. what a .
your third cousins (on your one of the newest full-sized the teaching of history,
mother's side)? K you think textbooks on Latin America," The journal is a quarteriy
these questions will make it explained Dr. Greenleaf. publicat
too easy for me, you can omit jhe editors of The History teaching
the initials of your third cous- jeacher became acquainted devotes a major portion
in. with Dr. Greenleaf s work space to critiques on ve
You mentioned in one of when he submitted a book books dealing with histoi
your letters that you never see
me around campus and that
!'m not in any of your classes.
I was wondering how you
know I m -cm any of your MISSIONS POTPOURRI
classes if you have never ^p-en ^y^*.i^^ ^^
me around?
Well, 1 hope you have a nice . ^ i • , _l j •
week and keep those cards All peOplC mtereStCa m
and cookies conung. StUdCHt MiSSionS Site itl-
vited to stop by and ask
questions in the Student
Center from 3 - 5 pm. this
Sabbath.
Last May the workers at
Tasba Raya Mission in Nica-
ragua, including five student
■ s from SMC found
ary
Nicaragua.
'llie lives of the
were not actually threatened,
but the continuous outbreats
of violence were getting closer
to the mission located ap-
proximately 300 miles north-
east of the capitol, Managua.
Also the shortage of many
supplies made it very difficult
to operate the clinics.
The College' set up the
mission eight years ago and
has since sent students^^^nd
funds to operate the yfuission
for the Miskito Indians.
SMC had planned to turn
their mission over to the
Nicaragua Mission in the
summer of 1980, but because
of civil war in the country, the
College felt that it should pull
out one year early,
turned over the entire inven-
tory and buildings to the
Nicaragua Mission.
The Adventist Church in
Nicaragua had requested con-
tinued involvement by the
College, but after Dr. Frank
Knittel and Dr. Floyd Green-
leaf visited the country, they
decided that it would be wise
to end the student missionary
program in Tasba Raya. They
are. however, contemplating
some financial assistance to
help the Nicaragua Mission to
operate Tasba Raya and also
to compensate for the early
withdrawal of SMC.
Dr. Greenleaf feels that the
student missionary program
has had a marked effect on the
living conditions of the Mis-
kito Indians. Their health
habits have improved; ap-
proximately 75 people have
joined the church; and the
economy has grown because
the mission provided trans-
portation for the Indians to sell
their produce in the citj'.
Mike and Norma Barber,
former directors of Tasba
Raya are now working at the
Adventist hospital in the Val-
ley of the Angels, Honduras.
The College's agreement with
them still has one mote year to
go, so SMC is sharing the
financial support of the couple
with the hospital for the next
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Tliursday, October 11, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
When Something Good and Holy Dies
He remembered the first
stark moment in this place.
His eyes had been used to the
clear, eternal scenery of the
desert; his lungs accustomed
to the refreshing vitality of the
dry desert winds. When he
was thrust into this "cozy"
corner, his nostrils had been
filled with the vilest of
stenches: his eyes, growing
used to the darkness, reeled at
the filth of the scene. The
floor of the small cell, covered
with a mixture of mire and
straw, was to provide for all of
his needs.
But now, in the gross mo-
notony of the place, he hears
ominous sounds. In the
clanking keys and jostling
John mcvay
body, too, thrashes into the
dust of the courtyard. A
toughened, tanned officer,
looking on from a comer of the
arena, vomits. Another sol-
dier picks up the head by the
hair and plants it on a silver
platter. Herodias receives the
"prize" with fiendish satisfac-
armor, he reads his fate. As
he is dragged into the court-
yard, the sun, which has so
long been his friend, bUnded
him. Desperately he longs to
shield his eyes, but two burly
soldiers deprive him of that
comfort. In the surrealistic
haze of the prison courtyard
he sees the clock, and his
worst suspicions are realized.
A stout, stony-faced soldier
counting
onyou.
Red Cross.
The Good Neighbor.
We Consider
Quality and Value
ffAP
mcKee BaKinc companv
spits into his hands and rubs
his calluses together. Picking
up a heavy, axe-like weapon,
he tests its sharpness. Rais-
ing it above his head he brings
it down with an accompanying
grunt. In one mighty blow it
cuts through skin, muscle,
tendon and bone, and the
head of the holy man rolls into
the dust, spewing blood on
those standing nearby. The
ENERGY.
We can't afford
to waste it.
nod of Herod. One day of
indulgence, one party m ca-
change for the life of the
greatest of the prophets —
whatatoIU The horror of that
day pierces the centuries and
declares that every night of
feasting and every over-indul-
gence commands its price.
Whenever we repeat the feast
of Herod, on whatever scale,
something good and holy dies.
Religious Liberty Club Presents Issues
DJerome Clark
Laurel Wells, director of
Student Finance, and Robert
Merchant, treasurer, will
speak to the students on
"Federal Aid at SMC," at 7
p.m.. Oct. 14 at Talge Hall.
Wells will explain various
federal programs that provide
loans and grants to students
and will tell how much money
is available to SMC students
in each program. Merchant
will cover other federal pro-
grams that provide financial
assistance to academic de-
partments such as physics,
chemistry, biology or nursing.
Feeling that the question of
fede
•chial
schools is too big to be tackled
in one meeting, the campus
Religious Liberty Club has
decided to have two consecu-
tive meetings on the topic.
The first will be at 7 p.m.,
Nov. 1! in Thatcher Hall when
Dr. Frank Knittel, College
president, and Glenn McCol-
pin, local Adventist attorney,
will speak on "Federal Aid to
Parochial Schools." The
speakers will present their
different points of view, then
will be open for questioning by
a panel of students and mem-
bers of the audience.
The next meeting will be at
7 p.m., Dec. 9, also in
Thatcher Hall. The film
"Magnificent Heritage" will
be shown. It portrays John
Leland and James Madison
working to produce the First
Amendment to the US Consti-
tution which safeguards reli-
gious liberty.
issues involved in the struggle
for religious liberty. A current
issue is labor unions. Bill
4774, now in Congress, in-
cludes an amendment to allow
persons whose conscience
won't permit them to join a
labor union to pay an amount
equivalent to union dues to a
non-religious charity. It is
hoped that the amendment
will pass both houses before
Congress adjourns for Christ-
The Religious Liberty Ci
is looking for a young lady lO
participate in club leadership,
helping to keep students in-
formed of current issues.
Anyone who is interested
should contact Terry Bateman
(ph. 4998) or Dr. Clark (ph.
4289 or 396-2303). After all,
religious liberty concerns
everyone.
8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. October 11, 1979
Sports
Velasco Steals Men's
Softball Championship
D Diane Gainer
Velasco slipped past Tuuri
to clinch the Men's League
Softball Championship with a
one-run lead in the final game
of the season.
Tuuri claimed the lead early
in the game when David
Miller was awarded a base on
balls and later rounded the
bases to make the first run.
Base hits by Joshua Zaran-
dona and Keith Mosley, and a
two-base hit by Mike Dowell
were also turned into runs to
give Tuuri a 4-0 lead over
^Velasco in the top of the third
inning.
Velasco answered with a
base hit, and his runner was
batted in by Culpepper to
make the score 4-1. (Velasco
suffered a leg injury making it
RAs & Deans
Sweep Dorm
Tournament
DDJane Gainer
The Men's RAs and Deans
remained undefeated in the
Men's Club Softball Tourna-
ment to capture the 1979
championship title.
First eliminarion rounds
were played Thursday, Oct. 4,
with the RAs and Deans
sweeping first floor, 4-0, and
the Jones-Village team
squeezing by second floor,
8-7. Third floor pushed past
Jones-Village. 7-3, in the play-
off round.
The championship game,
Oct. 7. was taken by the RAs
and Deans, with a 4-0 victory
r third floor.
necessary for him
substitute
Mosley scored again in the
fourth inning, widening
Tuuri's lead to 5-1. Tryon
slugged a long ball out to right
field for a two-base hit in the
bottom of the fourth but was
stopped by three successive
Zarandona and Dowell got
base hits and were batted in
with a two-base hit by Meyer
and a hard grounder to short-
stop by Mark Tuuri.
Velasco's team abruptly
leaped to life in the bottom of
the fifth when Tryon hit a
home run, batting in team
members Rouse, Boyd and
Culpepper and bringing Ve-
lasco up to a threateningly
close score of 5 runs to Tuuri's
7.
Tuuri seemed to choke un-
der the pressure of Velasco's
comeback and gave up the
next inning without a hit.
Lopes made a base hit for
Velasco and was batted in by
Velasco and Culpepper for a
sixth-inning score of 7-6.
Tuuri got one hit in the
seventh inning but wasn't able
to score. Rouse got on base
for Velasco and tagged up
after a long fly to right field by
Tomer to tie the score 7-7 in
the last inning.
An extra inning was played,
and tension mounted as Tuuri
gave up the first half without
scoring. Mayes and Lopes got
on base for Velasco. and Ned
Velasco came through with a
base hit to bat Mayes in for
the winning run.
The final score was 8-7, with
Velasco emerging
Fine sportsmanship
hibited by both 1
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A DIVISION OF SOUTHERN MISSIONARY COLLEGE
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THE
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Southern Missionor? CoUegs
CoUegedole, Tennaasee 37M5
ioutbein Missionary College, CoUegedale, Tennessee, February 12, 1954
Dan T. Moore to Lecture Horold Miller Hall Dedicated;
2;„;H^S'^5^S^£^. Reynolds Is Guest Speaker
Picture Unveiled
in MiUer Hall Lobby
llK Fine Arts Building at Southern
Missionary College was dedicated Feb-
teliigence Headquarters in Cairo
Eeypt This organization and its af
was promoted to tl
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the pub",' TO°onc
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active diit> throughout the Middle
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course booki VrFltten bj ^
The- Ridio Department of
Conference has announced
for promoting missions
Jaycees Progress
CoUegedale Junior Ch:
by the J:i,Le < .nd
Colporteur Club Organizes;
Programs Recorded SvOZlSOr EsSOV Coiltest
On Tape Available ^ Houston MHRmMN ^^_^ ^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^
/ear is to prepare men
fomen for this task. I am confic
lat out leader will be calling m
:udents from this colle-ge into
TdleTo "^Southern Memories" Awartls
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2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. October 18, 1979
Alumni Homecoming Held This Weekend
Southern Missionary Col-
lege's Annual Alumni Home-
coming Weekend will be held
Oct. 18-21 , honoring the
classes of 1929, 1954, and
1969. Approximately 1000
Alumni are expected to at-
The weekend begins on
Thursday evening with the
first session of the mini-
senunar classes. The semi-
nars will be held in two-hour
blocks on Thursday, Friday
and Sunday. Continuing edu-
cation credit is available for
those who attend all six hours.
There will be a S3 fee for those
receiving credit, otherwise
there will be no charge. Any-
one is invited to attend.
Four seminars are offered.
Dr. Ray Hefferlin, professor of
physics, will give a class on
"Getting About in the Soviet
Union." He and his family"
have recently returned from
Russia, and he.will be illustra-
ting his topics with slides and
personal experiences. This
will start at 7 p.m., Thursday,
in Daniells Hall, Room 24.
Bruce Gerhart,
professor of English, will hold
a seminar on "The Death of
the Round Table." He will
trace the history of God's
master plan through 2500
years of Western literature,
art and philosophy. The
seminar begins at 7:30 p.m. in
Room 111, Daniells Hall.
Ellen Gilbert, associate
professor of nursing, will give
a seminar dealing with that
very common mental distur-
bance—depression. She calls
it "the silent complication."
Gilbert will offer information
on different kinds of depres-
sion and how to deal with
them. Starting time is 7:30
p.m., in Herin Hall, Room
100.
Finally, Elder Jerry Glad-
son, associate professor of
religion, will offer a seminar
on the wisdom books of the
Bible: Proverbs, Job, Eccle-
siastes and the Song of Solo-
mon. Gladson feels that these
books are the most neglected
in the Old Testament, and he
calls his seminar "Orphans in
the Household of Faith." It
begins at 7:30 p.m. Thursday
in Room 103, Herin Hall.
On Friday evening, Elder
William Kuester, member of
the honor class of 1929, will be
the speaker for the 8 p.m.
vespers program in the Physi-
cal Education Center. Also
featured will be SMC's Sym-
phony Orchestra, which
toured the Orient in May. It
will give the missions empha-
sis in music, slides and verbal
On Sabbath morning, ser-
vices will be held in the
Physical Education Center at
8:30 and 11:15 a.m. The
speaker will be Elder Alfred
C. McClure, president of the
Kentucky-Tennessee Confer-
ence and a member of the
class of 1954.
At 3 p.m. Saturday, the
SMC music department will
present a sacred concert in the
Collegedale Church, featuring
the band and choral groups.
At 8 and 9:50 p.m. Saturday
evening, the Sons of the
Pioneers, long-time favorites
of Western music buffs, will
give two performances to ac-
comodate all alumni, stu-
dents, and community mem-
bers. Tickets may be pur-
chased at the Student Center.
■ ■ scuibem mssioncii y cdleoe ■ ■ ■
the southern accent
Sons of the Pioneers to Sing Here
As a part of the Alumni
Homecoming celebration,
SMC will present the western
singing group, the Sons of the
Pioneers, Saturday night. Oct.
20, in the Physical Education
Center. There will be two
performances at 8 and 9:50
The Sons of the Pioneers are
probably the most famous
country-western group in the
entertainment world. For half
a century, their distinctive
harmonies have conjured up
images of sagebrush, camp-
fires and cowboys.
The legend began in 1934
when Leonard Slye, later to
become known as Roy Rogers,
organized the little-known
Pioneer Trio. The original
three later became five, with
the new name "Sons of the
Pioneers." Bob Nolan and
Tim Spencer, original trio
members, wrote for the group,
including such Western clas-
sics as "Tumbling Tumble-
weed," "Coo! Waters," and
"Room Full of Roses."
The Sons of the Pioneers
have appeared in more than
300 television programs and
more than lOO motion pic-
tures, appearing with such
stars as John Wayne, Bing
Crosby and Gene Autry. They
have sold over 20 million
record albums, and they hold
all-time box office records for
live appearances in such
places as the Salt Palace
Cont. on p. 7
SA Plans to Make a Deal
DLes Musselwhite
On Saturday night, the 27th
of October, at approximately
10:30 p.m., (or whenever the
WSMC benefit is over), the
Student Association will once
again go into action.
Student Services will be
sponsoring the popular and
well-known game show,
"Let's Make a Deal." It is
expected that several hundred
students will be on hand, fully
decked out in their simple or
outrageous costumes hoping
to be a contestant in the game.
In their possession will be
treasured items that they wish
to trade in on a deal.
There will be many oppor-
tunities to win outstanding
prizes. The value of these
prizes range from an average
deal of S5, S25, S50 or even
more, all the way to the big
deal which could be worth
$350 or more! Of course, as in
the television game sh&w,
there will be many opportu-
nities to get zonked, as well.
Tickets for the "Let's Make
a Deal" program may be
purchased at the Student
Center or the SA office for SI
and this may be placed on
your ID card. Only those
ticket holders who are in
costume will be eligible to be
contestants. Each wUl fill out
his name on a card and place it
in a box as he enters the gym.
Then the contestants will be
^inside... -
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Rebuilding Brunson Home
Classified Ads
drawn in view of the entire
audience. Also, at least five
contestants will be selected by
the master of ceremonies be-
So let your imagination
wander. Of course, modesty
and good taste are always in
order. Whether you want to
be a contestant in the SA's
"Let's Make a'TJi^al" pro-
gram or simply wish to take a
date and spectate, go by the
Student Center and get your
ticket. (And you thought the
Oldywed game was good....)
p.4
p. 6
p. 8
The Sons ofthe Pioneers, clockwise from upper left; Rusty Richards,
Billy Liebert. Dale Warren, Rome Johnson and Roy Lanham.
Twenty-Two Chosen for
1979-80 Who's Who
OMelissa Smith
Twenty-two students were
chosen to be listed in the
1979-80 Who's Who in Ameri-
can Universities and Colleges...
These were submitted by the
Who's Who Nominating Com-
mittee and approved by the
Faculty Senate.
The students are Debra
Gainer, George Graves, John
Henson, Johnny Lazor, Rex
Leatherwood, Sandie Lehn,
Tarsee Li, John McVay and
Rita Miller. The list continues
with Carolyn Niemeyer, Terri
Prins. David Ruiz, Mark Rum-
sey. Del Shutte, Gay Stan-
away. Matt Staver, Mark |
Tuuri and Brian Wilcox.
A short biography of each I
person will be included in the I
"There is not a s
for a Who's Who," explained I
Dr. Paul Gebert, chairman of |
the nominating
"But they should show social I
and spiritual leadership in
dorm or campus life as well as
have a GPA above 3.00. This
leadership should not specif-
ically be in their field of |
\ Alumnus Artist Gives Show
Bill Read, well-known
Southern artist will have a
one-man show at Southern
Missionary College during the
annual Alumni Homecoming
weekend. Oct. 18-21.
Read, one of the members
of the honor class of 1954, will
show a wide variety of por-
traits, scenic views, and still
life in the McKee Library
between the hours of 10 a.m.
and 10 p.m. on Thursday, 10
a.m. and 5 p.m. on Friday,
and 2 p.m. and 5 p.m. on
Saturday, Oct. 18, 19, 20
respectively.
A native of Miami, Read has
■had recent shows in that city,
Washington, D.C., San An-
tonio. New York and Vienna.
A free lancer for the past
several yeafrs, he gives about
40 shows a year.
He holds the BA degree
from SMC. the MA from the
University of Maryland, and
he has done graduate work at
the University of Miami.
Previous to his art career
he had taught at Takoma
Academy and Sligo School in
Washington, D.C., and
Greater Miami Academy.
He has done paintings for
several national businesses,
including McDonald's execu-
tive offices, Coca-Cola execu-
tive offices in Miami, and
various banks in the South-
eastern United Sates. Several
famous people have commis-
sioned him to do paintings for
them, including Sam Snead
and "Doc" Sevemson.
Read was commissioned to
do a series of paintings for the
General Conference that were
shown in Vienna. He will have
slides of these works at the
McKee Library Exhibition.
His paintings have made
the covers of several maga-
zines, including the Sunshine
Artist, the US art magazine.
Senate Reports
The first reading on a bill to
appropriate $3000 for lighting
the recently refmished tennis
courts was made in the Stu-
dent Senate last Monday
evening. This appropriation
will be funded by the excess
money left by last year's SA.
The total cost for the lighting
is $7500 of which the College
will pay S4500.
This bill is the recommen-
dation for the Senate to pre-
the
bill
the
student body for approval.
(The constitution states that
any expenditure $1000 or over
must be authorized by the
general assembly.) This bill
will be voted on i
Senate meeting, Oct. 29, and
then will be presented to the
students at a later date.
The Senate also appointed
two members to the publica-
tion sub-committee. They are
Paul Janzen and Roger Burke.
The SA vice-president, the
publication editors and the
sponsors are standing mem-
bers of the sub -committee.
Also Senator Vivienne Brown
brought up the problem of the
telephone system on campus.
Brown and four other sena-
tors. Patti Gentry, Ed Kep-
linger, Daivd Ruiz and Dale
Williams were assigned to
look into the situation.
The last il
the Michigan Consortium for drawn up. Each week.
Thursday, October 18, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
STC's Annual
Gatlinburg
Color Trip
Set for Oct. 27
Leslie Smith
The annual Gatlinburg
Color Trip will be held Sat-
urday, Oct. 27. The trip is
sponsored by Sigma Theta Chi
(Women's Club).
Sabbath School and church
will be held at Cades Cove,
then after lunch, there will be
a 3'/3-mile hike to the chim-
neys. At sundown, vespers
will be held at the base of the
_ J- r I. ' chimneys.
Sandie Lehn -'
After vespers, everyone will
be free to go into Gatlinburg.
Those who want to eat supper
in town should bring their own
money. Those who do not
want to eat in town should
teaching bring a sack lunch. The vans
jobs. will be returning to SMC
This program is still in the around 12 p.m.
exploratory stages, and
meanwhile, former student There will be a cover charge
missionaries on the SMC for Sabbath dinner. The food
campus are organizing a club will be catered from the
to support SM's who are cafeteria.
currently overseas. At the Sign-up sheets will be in
first organizational meeting, a Thatcher Hall one week before
prayer list of current SM's was the trip. The space is limited,
I Grant, sponsor; Beverly Johnson, secretary; David Ruiz,
pastor. Photo by Sandie Lehn
Possibility of Overseas
Student Teaching Probed
DTammy Taylor
Education majors at SMC nities for
may one day have the oppor- jobs,
tunity to do their student
teaching overseas. This pos-
sibility is being developed
through the Student Missions
program.
Michigan State University is
already experimenting with
sending student teachers
They have formed
0 sign up early. The vans will
ill be selected from the be leaving ii
list for special prayer. Then- Hall at 9 a.m. sharp,
names will be published in
The Southern Accent, and the Mo^e detailed information
SM's themselves wUl be noti- ^ju t,e printed in the Campus
fied ahead of time which week chatter, and letters will be
students at SMC will be gent to the women in Thatcher
especially praying for them. j^all.
Overseas Student Teaching,
and they've invited SMC to
join them in this pilot pro-
gram. It is Michigan State's
goal to make the program an
international one.
According to tentative
plans, students who teach
overseas would receive credit
for that rather than for student »«-.ii.
TtSSX^:^^rS. BEOG Gives $1 Million
rosrlirrs?e"r in 833 Student Grants
many students would consider DRobin DiDonato
the overseas experience well The Basic Educational Op
worth the extra time. The portunity Grant, totaling
experience would give pro- million dollars
awarded to 833 students
this school year. The BEOG They feel that
has experienced
dous growth due
spective teachers bette
chances for jobs in the U.S. as
well as opening up opportu-
NEED A CHALLENGE?
If you need a challenge in the
nursing field and want to work in a
modern SDA hospital, we need you.
Scholarship assistance is available.
RNs needed in Psychiatrics and Med-
Surg. Ward Secretaries are also
needed.
On October 25 our Personnel
Director and Director of Nursing will
be visiting SMC. Watch for posters
or call ph. 4282 for an appointment.
Battle Creek Sanitarium (Hospital
197 N Washington Avenue
Battle Creek, Micl-ilgan 49016
The Student Finance office
ts received a notice from the
far, has been government to encourage stu-
dents to apply for the BEOG.
worthy
students who could obtain the
BEOG don't because they feel
and don't
the U.S
passing of the they
Middle Income Students As- apply
sistance Act of 1978, which
entitles more students to be
given the grant," said Laurel
A half-time student, taking
t least six credit hours, could
:ceive up to $900 a year 0^
WeUs. director of Student $450 per semester. A student
Finance. enrolled for eight
During the school year of hours could
1978, of the 1800 students year - ""=
enrolled. 1383 students re- "The BEOG is a gift," says
to twelve
e $1350 a
S675 each semester.
The BEOG is a gift,'
Fred Fuller
Collegedale Agent
4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, October 18, 1979
Opinions
SA Senate Petitions Talge Deans to Change Evening Worship Schedule
Dear Editor:
The following letter is a
copy of a letter sent to Dean
Schlisner with instructions for
it to be sent to Dean Campbell
and The Southern Accent. It
deals with the worship situa-
tion in Talge Hall.
Dear Mr, Schlisner:
Prior to our last Senate
meeting on Monday, Oct. 15,
1979, several requests were
made that the subject of the
present worship schedule be
put on the agenda. After
spending considerable time
discussing the acclaimed pro-
blems of the present worship
schedule, a solution was sug-
gested and the Student As-
Senate came to a
decision. Before
reaching this decision, several
problems were pointed out by
the Senate members. These
are just a few of the more
important reasons brought up
in the Senate:
1] Worships at 9:30 and 10
p.m. do not allow sufficient
choice to the residents of
Talge Hall and overall are not
convenient to students.
2] It creates a problem in
that each resident must be in
the dorm by 10 p.m. even
though curfew isn 't until 10:30
p.m. It makes the 11 p.m.
curfew for seniors meaning-
uted
solution as far as the majority
is concerned. Some students
prefer to have their own
Reiner Proposes Solution for
Library Typewriter Problem
Dear Editor:
We were fortunate enough
to receive a copy of the letter
written by Jane Toomajanian
(Oct. 11) concerning the type-
writers in the library. On
Tuesday, Oct. 9, the Adminis-
trative Council discussed the
contents of this letter and the
problem of the old worn out
typewriters in the library.
While the typewriters were
provided as a gift and there
was to be no additional ex-
pense to anyone, yet it would
be difficult now that people
have gotten used to using
them to either take them out
or not replace them. There is
probably no college anywhere
that provides adequate type-
writers for its student body,
but in hopes of trying to
provide this service, the Ad-
ministrative Council offers the
following proposal.
The Ad Council would be
willing to buy three typewrit-
ers if the SA and future senior
classes would on a rotating
basis each provide two type-
writers for a total of seven
typewriters. If the needs were
addressed on a regular basis
by these organizations, then
we would have at least the
seven typewriters that we now
have and would have them in
good operating condition.
Sincerely,
Mr. Richard Reiner
General Manager
devotions and the morning is
the only time available.
4] Some students wish to
retire early, and are not able
to attend the early morning
worship: therefore, they are
not able to retire until 10 p. m.
5] Having to attend worship
at 9:30 or 10 p. m. interrupts
those who wish to Jtudy,
causing a lack of continuity,
making it harder to start
studying again.
6] Tuesday evening hall
worships are at 10 p.m. only,
thus providing even less alter-
The following motion was
made and unanimously ac-
cepted: "That the Student
mend [to you, through this
letter] that the worship sche-
dule be changed from 9:30/10
p.m. to 7/10 p.m. while
keeping the present morning
worship. Copies of this letter
were also to be sent to Dean
Campbell and to The Southern
Accent.
This action was taken also
as a result of more than 200
signatures that were gathered
and presented to the Senate at consuming job, and we re-
this session in favor of the spectfulfy submit this letter,
above motion. Thank you for your support of
We appreciate the concern the Student Association of |
you have shown to all of us. Southern Missionary College.
The Senate recognizes the fact
that you as deans have a very Student Association Senate
espoi
iible
Les Musselwhite. Chairman
Meditations
Applauded
Dear Editor:
BRAVO to the Meditations
Committee for such splendid
and exquisite taste in the
"Rowe String Quartet" who
performed in the service Oct.
6.
ENCORE for the quartet in
sharing their gifts of pleasing-
ly beautiful and delicate rendi-
GLORY to the Lord for the
talents bestowed, reflecting
the blessings given by Him.
WELCOME ALUMNI
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What Sabbath afternoon activities do
you like to participate in at SMC?
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College, ttie SevenltKtav A
spending time outdoors,
Mike Greeve, freshman, theology, Takoma Park, Md. : Last week I went on a
hike and got lost. But we asked somebody where SMC was and found our way
Terry Tryon. senior, elementary education. Marietta, Ga. : I take walks. Some-
times I go visit people, go home, or go on picnics. Chilhowee, Ocoee, Lookout
Mtn., Cloudl and Canyon, and Cohutta Springs are good places to hit on Sabbath
afternoons.
Michele Demonbreun, freshman, psychology, Ashland City, Tenn. : Sometimes
1 go for walks and visit with friends. Once I went out to Chickamauga when they
had a singing band out there. Other times I take naps and just relax.
Ken Cook, sophomore, music, Miami, Fla.: Usually 1 spend the afternoon with
Thursday, October 18, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Lieutenant Learns of Fear^ Love and War
e war clouds were amas-
on the horizon. Three
young, lieutenant friends, be-
longing to a British regiment,
watched the developments
pensively. One of the three
seized with the sickening
fear that the test of battle
would prove him a coward.
This fear became so dominant
that he finally sought to have
himself released from the
army. His father, who was
high in political circles, suc-
ceeded in the task.
Leaving the army, the ex-
lieutenant went to Ireland
where he soon became en-
_ d to a charming and
spirited girl. One day, as the
vere talking, the postman
delivered a small, neatly-
ped' package. Upon
opening it there floated out
3 tiny, white feathers. The
girl blurted out a startled
laugh and then asked for an
explanation. Honestly, he
explained that they were sent
by his two friends in token of
his cowardice. The laughter
vanished, the giri reached to
her hat, broke oif a small.
John mcvay
thosi
who
white spray, and added a-
nother feather to the collec-
tion. She then turned and
walked away without a word.
The young man stood alone
under the terrible weight of
his shame. Then, he squared
his jaw, picked up the three
white feathers, put them in
the box, wrapped the package,
slipped it into his pocket, and
hurried back to England
where he joined the army
under an assumed name.
A few weeks later he was
assigned, by the chances of
war, to his old regiment. After
a hard-fought battle, one of
his lieutenant friends didn't
return. The young man
secured permission to go into
the danger of no man's land
after him. Finding his friend,
he drug him to the safety of a
trench. The wounded lieuten-
ant saw him and spoke, "Tom,
I knew you would come back. I
knew you weren't a coward,"
Tom fumbled in his pocket and
placed one white feather in his
friend's hand, and he clutched
it tight in the chill of death.
Days passed, and in a
charge the young man was
wounded. Regaining con-
sciousness, he found himself a
foxhole with another wounded
man. He lifted his canteen to
his companion's dry lips and
let him drain the last drops.
Then, he recognized the man
as his other lieutenant friend.
As consciousness again slip-
ped away, he pressed a white
feather into his hand.
With his painful wounds he
was sent home. One day when
greeted him was a beautiful
Irish girl who wore the garb of
a Red Cross nurse. And as he
passed her he handed her a
little box stained with the mud
and blood of trenches. When
she reached the secrecy of her
room that night and opened it,
she found in it one white
feather, and she knew that the
quitter had come back and the
coward had become a hero.
With the young lieutenant
and the biblical John Mark,
the cowardly comers of our
lives can be transformed into a
heroic haven for Jesus Christ.
Satire
Ceremonies Announced for National Stairs Day
Not many people are aware,
but next Tuesday. October 23
s designated "National Stairs
)ay." It will be a day for the
downtrodden stairs across
America to stand-up and say
"Hey, get off my back,"
Since SMC is world famous
for its unique stairs on cam-
pus, the College is planning a
full day of activities to honor
stairs. The Administration
has put out a contract; I mean,
they are looking for the engin-
T who designed and built the
stairs to be the guest of honor
for the day.
The ceremonies for the day
will include the grand opening
of a Halfway Station on Jac-
cob's Ladder. The purpose of
this station will be to provide a
place for students to rest on
their way to classes and also to
administer first-aid for anyone
needing it.
Not to forget the women on
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havioral science department,
will be opened at the top of
RachaeTs Ladder. The pur-
pose of this center will be to
give psychological aid to the
frustrated students who have
just finished climbing the
Besides these two new aids
in helping the student get to
class safer and quicker, the
steps directly in front of Lynn
Wood Hall will be removed.
This will assist the student,
because now they will not
have to climb those stairs to
get to their class.
For the student interested
in participatmg m a sportmg
event on "National Stairs
Day," the religion department
will be sponsoring "Penance
Races" up Jacob's and Ra-
chael's Ladders. The races
will consist of climbing the
steps on your knees. The
winners will be exempt from
chapels for a week.
To top off this day of fun
and excitement, a banquet
honoring our unknown engin-
eer (who we have just learned
is living in Argentina) will be
held. The banquet will feature
a roast (I mean a literal roast)
of our engineer. After the
roast, plans for the stairs of
the Fine Arts Complex will be
unveiled.
The stairs were designed by
a specially hired contractor,
construction. The plans reveal
the stairs to be precisely
planned to be just slightly out
of proportion with the average
human stride to make it very
firustrating to walk up them.
It is . hoped that all the
faculty and students of SMC
will take part in one of the
many events planned for the
day that will honor the stairs
and steps across this great
campus of ours.
Try all the GRANOLaS from
the "GRANOLA PEOPLE"
'NATURAL FOODS
COLLEGEDALE, TENNESSEE
Send your letters
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6 ■ THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, October 18, 1979
Students Get Involved in Rebuilding Home
DTeni Prins
The seventies has often
been called the Age of Apa-
thy, the "I don't want to get
involved" era. But recently a
small group of SMC students,
armed with a few tools, some
construction materials and a
lot of determination, set out to
prove that not everybody is
"looking out for #1."
When Isaac Brunson, a
fi'eshman biology major, left
fered to provide free food and
lodging for the construction
group.
The large volunteer group
was narrowed down to 16 men
and 6 women who could
devote time away from their
studies and who had construc-
tion skills. The group con-
tained an assortment of brick-
layers, carpenters, electri-
cians, roofers, painters and
and part of another, using the
donated $4500 to buy con-
struction materials, the stu-
dents and two faculty mem-
bers rebuilt the burned section
and added another 450 square
feet. They also put in new roof
superstructure, reroofed the
house, added windows, pan-
eled half the area, cleaned up,
and repainted the entire house
inside and out. A local
ve visiting the
The burned house as it looked
SMC in September to help his
family after their home was
badly damaged by fire, he
never expected a group of his
fellow students to later band
together and to lend a hand in
rebuilding the ID-room frame
house that was home for 21
The project to rebuild the
Brunson home began when
Everett Schlisner, Dean of
Men, went to Sumter, South
Carolina, to visit with the
family and survey the dam-
age. When Schlisner returned
to SMC, he held worships in
both dorms to ask for dona-
tions for the Brunson family
and volunteers to rebuild the
"The response on campus
was fantastic, ' ' Schlisner
said. "I was overwhelmed by
how the students dug deep
into their pockets to help the
Bransons. ' ' Approximately
$3500 was raised between the
students and faculty. And at
least 90 men and 50 women
volunteered to give their time.
Another $1000 was donated by
the South Atlantic Conference
and Nosoca Pines Ranch of-
others who bad worked with
during the summer or were
studying industrial arts.
Carpeting, mattresses and
dressers were some of the
items the students brought
fast. "1 believe we
did an awful lot with
the money we had,"
Schlisner remarked.
"And our students
did only first-class
The job had pre-
viously been esti-
mated at S7000, but
mately 800 man-hours
were donated, it was
accomplished for con-
siderably less. There
is still S500 needed to
pay a bill for construction
materials. If anyone would
still like to help with this
project, please contact Dean
Schlisner.
According to Dennis Dimi-
nicb. the student constraction
lot.
Isaac Brunson, who is the
oldest brother and acts as the
family father-figure, is staying
at home to help re-establish
the family routine, especially
for his younger brother and
sister. But he plans to return
to SMC second semester to
continue his education. "lam
really overwhelmed," Isaac
said, "that these people would
travel so far to help total
strangers. I never thought
that people could care that
much. But they proved their
love for theirneighbors. They
have set an example to the
members of my community I
and church. Someday I hope ;
to be in the position to help I
people like they've helped my !
family and me." I
"I had no idea that my |
appeal for help would turn into i
a project of this magnitude,"
Schlisner said, "but the true
Christian spirit of love for our
fellow man was clearly mani-
fested by the students here at
SMC."
At SMC, love for one an-
' ^her really isn't a scarce com-
modity. And as Isaac Brunson
said, "I'm not glad about the
fire, but something great has
come out of it!"
The nearly completed house.
from SMC along with their boss, the trip benefited the
own personal tools and some students as well as the Brun-
power tools borrowed from the son family, "This project has
college mainienance depart- helped us feam more about
ment. each other. Most of us didn't
Of the total 1400 square feet know one another before
of the house, 700 square feet coming here- We had seen |
were burned and the rest of each other around campus but j
the house was badly smoke that was all. Also, this lias |
damaped. In three full days given us a chance to leamnew
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Cont. from p. 3
the worship situation in Talge
Hall. It was unanimously
recommended that they send a
letter to Dean Schlisner re-
commending that the 9:30 and
10 p.m. worships be changed
to 7 and 10 p.m. and leaving
the 7 a.m. worship. A copy of
the letter was to be sent to
Dean Campbell and The
Southern Accent. (A copy of
this letter is on page 4.)
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Thursday, October 18, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
Hawaiian Flagball
Kicks Off New Season
Days are getting shorter,
nights dearer and crisper. The
leaves are beginning to turn,
and flagball season is getting
underway. This year there are
Men's Leagues and one
Women's League, with a total
of 218 participants on the 19
s. Already the beginning
fgames of the season are being
played, and the teams are out
the field practicing their
ineuvers (and looking very,
very good).
Flagball is a fast, exciting
game that requires close
teamwork for success. If the
term -"Hawaiian Flagball" e-
vokes in your mind an image
of grass-skirted savages leap-
ing around waving flags —
well, you ought to come and
see for yourself what the game
is really all about.
Games will be played at
5:30 and 7:30 p.m., Monday
through Thursday.
Pioneers
Cent, from p. 1
Rodeo in Salt Lake City, and soni:
the Ramona Bowl in Hemet,
Calif.
The Pioneers won two
Academy of Country Music
Awards given by ABC-TV in
1978. That year they were
also elected to the Cowboy
Hall of Fame in Oklahoma
City. Earlier this year, they
: honored by the Smith-
sonian Institution in Wash-
ington, D.C., for their signif-
icant contribution to the world
of country music.
of the Pioneers for $3
and $2; back section tickets
are free. To get tickets, stop
by the Student Center.
Next Weeks Games
October 22, Monday
5:30 {W) Turbochargers vs. Panteras — Fieli
(A) Nafie vs. Mosley — Field B
7:00 (B) Robinson vs. Thoreson — Field A
(B) Rushing vs. Cummings — Field B
October 23, Tuesday
5:30 (A) Mosley vs. Diminich — Field A
(W) Superchargers vs. Jaguars — Field
7:00 (B) Daniels vs. Greve — Field A
(A) Evans vs. Arellano — Field B
October 24, Wednesday
5:30 (W) Jaguars vs. Turbochargers — Field A
(B) Kittle vs. Bumham — Field B
7:00 (A) Schultz vs. Nafie — Field A
(B) Robinson vs. Kittle — Field B
October 25, Thursday
5:30 (W) Panteras vs. Ferraris
(A) Mosley vs. Evans — Field B
7:00 (A) Nafie vs. Diminich — Field A
(B) Rushing vs. Greve — Field B
League
Teams
WOMEN'S LEAGUE
Ferraris
Jaguars
Panteras
Superchargers
Turbochargers
MEN'S "A" LEAGUE
Arellano
Diminich
Mosley
Nafie
Schultz
MEN'S "B" LEAGUE
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
•Please check your pres-
ent local address jn the
Student Schedule Book
located in the Men's Donn,
Women's Dorm, Student
Center, or Library. If
incorrect, please give your
present local address to the
Admissions Office this
week so you will receive
your mid-term grades.
•The Week of Prayer
tapes with speaker Robert
Zamora are available from
audio-visual services. Price
is S2 per tape. There are 5
tapes in the set. The
morning and evening meet-
ing for each day will be on
•2 umbrellas and a pair
of sunglasses have been
left in audio-visual. Please
idetitify and claim.
•CHRISTMAS SPE
CIAL— Faculty & Stu-
dents—Get 3 big 8x10
photographs and 1 11x14
picture of you, your family,
or you and your special
person, done professionally
by Olan Mills, all for only
$12. No strings attached,
no further obligation. This
special is good anywhere in
the U.S. Call Debi for
further information at ph.
4036.
•The Campus Ministries
is sponsoring a great spirit-
ual program here on cam-
pus on Oct. 20. This will be
Sabbath afternoon at 3 p.m.
in Talge Hall. The program
is planned to start spiritual
programs here on campus
for the students who did not
join any of the off-campus
programs. The leader of
the spiritual activities on-
campus, Wagih Mikhail,
and his helpers have done a
lot of planning for this
Sabbath and would like to
see everybody there. Come
worship His name on Oct.
20 in Talge Hall.
•Are you still looking for
ajob? Student Finance can
help. Call ph. 4331 and ask
for Donna Myers.
"For Sale. Good used
Plymouth Futy, 70 model, 4
dr, $100. Call Tim at
396-4931. Also an almost
new SCM Electric Type-
writer, SIOO.
•1973 Chevy Suburban,
automatic, power steering
& brakes, posi-traction.
White with wood grain
sides. Air conditioning.
Call 396-4197 after 1:30.
.classified ads
For Sale: Canon model
#AE-3, 357 magnum with
overhead cam and Turbo
thrusters. Also has rain
cover, extendable bar, built
in variometer and depth
gauge. It has an HP 2000
with a capacity of .325
million bytes per cubic
centimeter. Body type
382336. Call Danny Cos-
LOST & FOUND
•LOST: A new wallet-
type pocket calculator.
(Sayko I think) Please call
ph. 4022 if found. It's
needed for chemistry.
RIDES
•Riders Needed: Would
you like to go to Greenville,
Tenn.? Well, you're in
luck! I'm going to visit my
brother Terry (remember
him?) the weekend of the
27th this month. I'll do the
driving if you'll help with
gas (S$ not much S$). Let
me know soon I Call Mike
Stone at ph. 4682, or leave
a note in Box C-16 at Talge.
Thanks! 1
•Dear K.A.T. 1 think
we'll make music yetl
Tunefully yours, J.C. the
Mistro
•Dear Tweetie Bird,
Smile a little smile for me.
From, Twinkle
•Dr. Dan.. .You are such
a sweetheartl Thanks so
much for your message and
the visit. It was great to see
you and M.S.O. Thanks-
giving is just around the
comer — I'll see you theni
Candy-0
•To D.C. & P.O.- Are
ya'll ready for another
hike? I ami See yal
Datlene's sis!
•Dear Twinkie, You are a
great roommate. Glad I got
ya. Love, Tweety Bird
•Barry McBroom, Hope
& pray that all is well.
Have a swell Sabbath and a
great Saturday night out on
the town. Secret Sis
•36842— A letter will be
coming someday. I haven't
forgotten. Swamped
PERSONALS
•To Mergatrord, Thank
you for being such a won-
derful Secret Sis as well as
a beautiful Christian. Have
a fantastic week. Love ya,
Big Brother
•Dear 4824, You're a
good friend. Let's keep it
•Dearest Miss Walbon,
You're looking good today
as always! Have a good
day. Love, An Interested
Observer
•Karen, Debbie & Mar-
tha, Thank yo^i for the
wonderful Sabbath last
week. Steve & John
•Dear 28763, I'm glad
we're friends. You sure are
fun. Love ya, 69639 P.S.
Keep Grinnin' the weekend
is almost here.
•Hey Vernon. Here's
wishing you a good day & a
big smile. Your Secret Sis
•Dear Les, Did you ever
have a dream? 3's a Crowd
Friends
•Dear Mickey, Have a
nice week. I love you &
Jesus does too. A good
Christian friend
PERSONALS
•Jay McGrady — Have a
good week... you are the
best secret brotherl!!
Keep those cards and let-
ters coming. Your Secret
•Olive Oil: Have Popeye
give you some Uno card
lessons. Yours truly,
"Sweet Pea"
• "Feliz Cumpleanos
Raquel Trigo" Con carinos
de olga y su mafia!
•Congratulations to the
best roommate in the whole
wide world. Best wishes
Evelyn & Frank. Love ya,
Olga
•What lies behind us and
what lies before us are
small matters compared to
what lies within us!
40434071, Sham a
•Dear Dr. Pearson: Only
you can prevent frostbite by
remembering to bring your
sleeping bag next time you
camp in my forest. With
sympathy, Smokey Bear
and the "Pig Latin" Gang
•Dear Brenda, Thanks so
much for your friendship
and the many times you've
helped me. You're really
appreciated. Love, 79964
•Sandy, Happy 19th on
the 19th! I hope you have a
wonderful birthday, and a
great day every day! Love,
Me
•John McVay, Write
soon! I would like to hear
from you. Your Secret Sis
•Dallas Skoretz, Take a
pen and a piece of paper
and scratch out a note to
•Attention Radar Ranger
radar detector owners: I
need the address of the
company, (PR Industries)
desperately. If you have it
please let me know. Randy
Coble, ph. 4902. Thanks.
•Banjo man: I think you
are wonderful. How about
a date? Banjo Man fani
•Laury Weitzel, Are you
still alive over there? Let
me know, ok? Have a good
day and a special Sabbath I
Your Secret Sis
•David Ferris, Have
super day! 1 love you. The
Fool
•B.R., Another "hello"
from your fan club I Signed
94216 and 97342. You still
haven't solved the mys-
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October 25, 1979
Celebration of Autumn
Set for Sunday Evening
getting crisp
clear.) The
fashion-
able new autumn colors, in
leaves which drift little by
little from the limbs to the
ground. In celebration of this
annual strip-tease show, the
Fall Festival will be held
Sunday evening, Oct, 28, in
the student park.
Supper will be served from
5:15 to 6:30 in the park
shelter. The menu will in-
clude master burgers, baked
beans, potato salad, relish,
pumpkin and apple pie, hot
chocolate and hot apple cider.
A flat rate of $1.85 will be
charged per person. This will
be charged to one's ID card,
so all students and faculty
should remember to bring
theirs. The cafeteria will be
closed that evening;the CK,
however, will stay open its
usual hours, until 8 p.m.
Following supper a costume
contest will be held. The first
prize will be $20 for each
category and $30 for the grand
prize. The categories are
comic strip characters, literary
characters, historical char-
acters, animals and foods.
There will also be a short
program consisting of musical
groups, skits and group
singing.
The night will be capped of^
with the movie, "Francis Goes
to West Point." The stars are
Donald O'Connor and Lon
Nelson. Francis, a talkmg
mule, rescues his cadet friend
from troubles at West Point
Campus Being Renovated
QMelissa Smith
Southern Missionary Col-
lege has looked like an ex-
cavation site lately but for very
Serious erosion along the
creek has been killing trees
and has caused a tractor
lawnmower to tumble into the
creek because of a cave-in.
The
ndirio:
have made it necessary
fill-in the creek from the
bridge by the tennis courts to
the bridge at the VM. Most of
the labor is being done by
students as part of their class.
The masonry class is laying
the blocks, the engineering
department is pouring the
footing and the top concrete,
and the grounds department
will be putting down top soil
and grass.
Another trouble spot in that
area is the sidewalk running
parallel with the creek across
from the refmished courts.
Because the sidewalk is lower
than the grass, it collects
Water easily and drains very
slowly. -'We are killing the
Bermuda grass, which would
nave turned brown shortly
anyway, and lowering the
soil," sard Grounds Director
I Charles Lacey. "We hope to
- these projects done
I sometime in the spring, de-
I pending on the weather."
On the other end of the
I campus, by Lynn Wood Hall,
'here is an improved fire
svstem for Lynn Wood Hall,
Daniells Hall, Hackman Hall
and Jones Hall that is being
installed.
Previously, the sprinkler
system in these buildings vas
supplied by the College water
system, but an 800-foot six
inch diameter main line will
make it possible to supply the
sprinklers with city water
This will increase the pressure
and volume in the system
This project should be com
pleted by the beginning of
Also the WSMC-FM satel
lite receiving station
i-4^
That's
the site of the connecting
cables which were laid this
week by a Rockwell con-
The new cable, running
some 1000 feet, had to come
from the Talge Hall parking Education Center Saturday
'"* *" "■" --■-■=- -' ight, Oct. 27, at 8 p.
r dish i
Student Center for 51.50 and
being installed there because will be also available at the
it is the closest clear shot to door that evening.
r
inside..
Letters to the Editor
Harvest Celebration Musician Attends SMC
Sound of Music' to Benefit WSMC
DD. L. West
Rogers and Hammerstein's Christopher Plummer. In Only those ticket holders
classic "The Sound of Music" 1965. it was the winner of 5 who are in costume wUl be
will be shown in the Physical Academy Awards, including eligible contestants. Each will
"Best Picture." fill out his or her name on a
Proceeds from the film will card and place it in a box as
be used for the operation of they enter the gym. The
the station. WSMC-FM only contestants will be drawn in
receives a small portion of its view of the entire audience.
operating funds from the col- Also, at least five participants
lege. The remaining money will be selected by the master
comes from contributions and of ceremonies for originality
grants from foundafions. and good taste in the selection
of the costumes. Over $500 in
Following the motion pic- cash and prizes will be given
ture, Student Services will be away that night.
sponsoring a "Let's Make a So whether you want to be a
Deal" game show. contestant or simply wish to
take a date and spectate, go by
the Student Center and get
Tickets can be purchased a ^^_
the Student Center or the SA yourtickets for "The Sound^of
office for $1, which may be Music" and "Let's Make
placed on your ID card. Deah"
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thuisday, October 25. 1979
Opinions
editorial
The saying "First come, first serve," seems to be going out
of style at SMC, or so it seems whenever there is chapel. What 1
am referring to is the way people are "ushered" out after the
meeting — there is a mad rush for the door. Instead of waiting in
turn for their aisle to be dismissed, everyone jumps up at once
and swarms the "card-catcher," as if aU the rows were being
dismissed together.
Those who come first usually choose a seat near the front so
they can leave first and make it to dinner before the crowds
gather at the cafeteria front door. But now everyone seems to
think that they should be ushered out first, even if they came
last.
The "card-catchers" have been instructed to withhold the
chapel cards of those trying to leave before being dismissed, but
Administration Calls for Energy Savings
this is impossible when everyone jumps up and surrounds the
confused "catcher" throwing the cards toward him from all
directions.
I found this chaos particularly embarrassing the Thursday
f aul Anderson spoke for the CABL chapel. Anderson has strict
rules of conduct for the boys who live in his youth homes. For-
tunately he left the platform before the SMC students were
dismissed, which saved him from being appalled by the
immaturity of supposedly sophisticated college students.
This melee doesn't happen only in chapel; it also takes place
in church. The amazing thing is that even a few of the faculty
members are guilty of rushing out of church before they are
dismissed.
It seems that a good solution for the chapel part of the
problem would be for the Administration to move the chapels
back to nine o'clock next year. However, in the meantime, let's
act like college students. This rudeness is embanassing and
has to go!
Dear Editor:
Southern Missionary Col-
lege is facing a real challenge
regarding energy movement
on our campus.
You are aware that the
Federal Government is re-
quiring that we control our
heating and cooling system by
maintaining a cooling mini-
mum of 78 degrees and a
heating maximum of 65 de-
grees. This involves all of us
working together to control
this runaway cost. At the
present time, residence halls
are exempted ft-om this re-
striction; but if we do not hold
down both usage and cost, the
situation could get out of hand
and all buildings could pos-
sibly come under this
regulation at some later date.
During the year 1978-79,
through the concerted efforts
of staff and students, we were
able to reduce our usage of
electricity by 833,671 kilowatt
hours over the previous year.
Nevertheless, our cost in-
creased by $70,982. With
prices continually increasing
as they are today, you can see
that any saving in usage is
My appeal to you students
at this time is to help us
reduce our electrical usage
wherever and whenever you
can. By doing this, you have
an opportunity to hold tuition
costs down at SMC. 1 know we
can count on you to rally
behind us in
program not only for our
school, but hopefully for the
country itself. You have heard
this over and over again, I
know, but I urge you to
seriously consider our situa-
tion and to work with us in
every way possible.
Thank you so much,
Bruce Stepanske
Associate Business Manager
Girl Applauds Thatcher Deans
Dear Editor:
1 would like to let the deans
of Thatcher know that some
girls do notice and appreciate
their effort in making things
las comfortable as possible.
I have noticed how they
have tried to make a conven-
ient worship time for as many
girls as possible, even at an
inconvenience to them. The
morning worships have been a
special help to me in my
schedule.
I especially want them to
know that I have noticed their
effort to make interesting and
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Student Assodailon, Soulhom NBssionary
Dear Editor:
I just received the Sept. 20
edition of The Southern
Accent. I really enjoyed
reading it as I am now
attending Loma Linda Uni-
versity, and I miss SMC a
great deai.
One of the things I miss the
most is the fellowship and fun
of the intramural sports pro-
gram we had. But as 1 turned
to the last page of the paper, I
discovered that the program
has apparently taken a turn for
the worse.
wish to blame anyone. I only
wish that the P.E. department
would try to look at the
intramural program as a very
important part of the students'
life on campus, not just an-
other class or service
rendered.
I hope the differences can
be solved (I hope they have
been by now), for when you
leave SMC, memories are
about all you have time for.
Shouldn't they be good ones?
Matt Nafie's Ex-Roommate
Danny Farwell
"Zoomer"
worthwhile worships this year.
1 have even been blessed by
many of them. The testi-
monies by girls from the dorm
have been very effective. I
believe the more active partic-
ipation has helped a lot this
1 appreciate the senior priv-
ileges of later hours. This has
been a big help to me on
several nights of late study in
the education department.
Also. 1 am thankful the TP
shortage has been taken care
of, although I do miss the
Charmin.
1 feel it a privilage to be at
this Christian college, and 1
pray that we may all work
together harmoniously to
make this college one in which
Jesus is seen. Thank you,
deans of Thatcher for helping
' us prepare for our work for
God, now and in the future.
Sincerely,
Debi Harris
blooqV^t to our atLCntion tne ""siiqWiyout-oP prapottion"
ntsM^ droond our Campos. Some feel -ti-yat Siudcitt^,
of dMQ^qa Stride, of cour^, should be qVoen -U^ff
C^>anC8 to oPficiaHy iobmit thfir ideas a^tohouitrie
n«u> sirp«» Should be constjrocted.
CvidUh the cost- tuition , remember ?)
u^tnq t>^ crude steicVi belou^ of the
dpfxoVtmdte hiil^'ide Slope , -PiQute yo*-^
idea and drop it in an Accent in0iit>ox.
Tne besfr one wiU b« sent t© the «rx|*.nfferinq
department in 5u<nos ^'ue^, Arqen-Una
street beat pam g^rrK
What problems do you most fre-
quently encounter with the CoUegedale
telephone system?
Randy Weldemere, freshman, construction technology, Madison, Tenn,; I wish
I could make long-distance phone calls from my room. The present system
Thursday, October 25, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
doesn't handle all the calls.
David Ferris, senior, biology, Windsor, Vt.: On Friday and Saturday nights it's
virtually impossible to get out unless you leave the phone off the hook and dial a
number real quick once you get a line.
David Creamer, junior, business management. South Lancaster, Mass.: Friday
and Saturday nights the system is so clogged that people calling me long
distance from Massachusetts don't get through until around 1 a.m.
Ken Neet, junior, psychology, Pittsburgh, Kan.: Sometimes when you dial 9 or
9-7 to get out to Chattanooga, it messes up. You hang up to try again and it calls
you back. Another thing — long distance connections never seem to be any good.
Darlene Hallock, junior, behavioral science, Harrison, Ark.: I've been talking
long distance before and have gotten cut off. Other times the lines get crossed
somehow and I can hear other people talking on the phone or else they hear me.
Janiel Sorenson, freshman, nursing, CoUegedale, Tenn.: I'm a villager and it
seems like whenever I try to call the dorms, the lines are busy. Sometimes it's
really hard to get through, I'll get a busy signal for hours and then later discover
that nobody was on the phone.
SASDAN OFFICERS: Becky Hayes, general vice-president:
Patti Mullins, public relations vice-president: Beefy Wooley,
secretary: Ray Loukinen, president; Jackie Giacomozzi,
sponsor; Keturah Williams, treasurer.
SASDAN Chooses Officers,
Plans Weekend Retreat
U Melissa Smith
Dr. Laurice Ducrant, chair-
man of the Nursing Depart-
Adventist College, will be the
guest speaker for the annual
m nursmg is to join the
Student Association of SDA
Nurses. SASDAN has elected
new officers for the 1979-80
school year. They are:
Nursing Retreat, Oct. 26 and Ray Loukinen, president;
Becky Hayes, general
president; Penny Cumbo,
special projects
president; Patti Mullins, pub'
lie relations vice-president;
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but an Expectation.
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27.
Durrant Is a dynamic indi-
vidual who was bom in Egypt
and received her primary edu-
cation in a Catholic convent.
She has earned both her Becky Wooley, secretary;
masters and Ph.D. in nursing Keturah Williams, treasurer;
and speaks five languages. Bertha Underwood,
The weekend will begin at mentarian; and Jackie
7:30 Friday night with Durrant Giacomozzi, sponsor,
presenting the program to be
held in the CoUegedale Acad- SASDAN is a professional
emy Gymnasium. organization for SDA nursing
Sabbath School, at 9:50 students established to help
a.m., will be sponsored by prepare them for assuming
SASDAN and Durrant will professional responsibilities
again speak for the church while still in college. These
service on the topic, "Mourn- responsibilities include intro-
ing to Morning." These will ductng others to a new way of
also be held in the academy life which will enable them to
gymnasium.
A fellowship dinner will
follow and students are en-
couraged to bring frozen fruit
to contribute to a fruit salad.
A hike is planned for the
afternoon. rounding communities.
Members should also develop
ur- individual and group philos-
ity ophies and ideals regarding
ire SDA nursing and support and
t. existing local Association for
SDA Nurses chapter.
It will be time well spent
building process will be the and a nice change from usual Other services - that
erection of a chain link fence Sabbath activities," said SASDAN offers the nursing
around the receiving station SASDAN faculty sponsor
site to keep out unwanted Dorothy Giacomozzi, "I hope
visitors and children. This all involved in nursing will organized nursing, current in
should be completed within plan to come and fellowship formation about the specifii
the next week by another together."
Rockwell contractor. Another way to get involved
The objectives of SASDAN
are to plan and implement
mission projects to meet the
assessed needs of the sur-
Cont. from p. 1
the satellite which is over th
equator near South America,
All nursing students, n
sing faculty and commun
nurses and their families i
invited to attend the refrea
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nursing needs in denomi-
national work and opportu-
nities in the field of nursing.
Fellowship with other SDA
nurses, a forum discussing
SDA nursing around the
world, malpractice insurance
at the lowest possible rate and
continuing education credit at
retreats are also provided.
Loukinen is planning an
active year for SASDAN. He
stated, "I am anxious for the
organization to really start
doing something, and I hope
that all nursing students will
ittend and enjoy the nursing
retreat this weekend."
•1 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, October 25, 1979
Teacher Reduced to Tears by Dumb Questions
If you have ever sat through
a class where the teacher has
just finished explaining what
will be required for a book
report or a term paper, you
know the agony of sitting
through the dumb questions
that follow.
The other day I was in a
class where this happened. I
don't want to embarrass the
people involved, so let's just
say it took place in Dr.
Benjamin McArthur's ten
o'clock section of American
History. What follows is an
excerpt of the questions
asked, and how the professor
probably would have liked tc
r
^
Steven dickerhoff
_J
have answered them.
"The paper should be typed
and be a personal assessment
of the book, 'The Puritan
Dilemma.' It should be in no
later than Wednesday, the
24th of October, or it won't be
accepted."
observant student.
"No. A sloppy handwritten
paper will be acceptable."
"Excuse me, but 1 wasn't
listening, so could you please
go over the report assignment
again," asked a girl busily
finishing her TJ homework.
"No."
"Dr. McArthur, is punctua-
"Only if you feel it will
increase my understanding of
your paper."
"Dr. McArthur. I was won-
dering if we had to write this
report in English or could we
"Only if] am able to decode
the report."
"Dr. McArthur, should we
type this report?"
Dr. McArthur began to cry.
"If we use correct spelling
will we be given extra credit?"
continued.
'No. But I'll give you a
gold star on your report card if
you do."
"Would it be a good idea to
turn this paper in on time?"
asked a student who had
walked in late and had no idea
what was going on.
"No. But if you want a
grade, it might be a good
As the clock neared ten till.
the students started shuffling
their papers as they got ready
to leave, and one lone voice
rang above the clamor.
"Should this report be
typed?"
As we left the room. Dr.
McArthur was crying uncon-
trollably at his desk.
GC Council Votes on Publishing, Gambling, Marriage
It was recommended by a
vote of 170 to 70 to counsel the
Southern Publishing Associa-
tion (SPA) in Nashville, Tenn.,
to consider ceasing its opera-
tions. This decision was made
in the Annual Council meeting
held at the General Confer-
ence the past two weeks.
Modem efficient and high-
speed equipment have been
installed at two of the church's
publishing houses and the
present production capacity
far exceeds the demand for
the church's literature. By
closing the smallest publish-
ing house. Southern Publish-
ingAssociation, it would avoid
installation of further high-
speed equipment that would
require
money
of
"If the Southern Publishing
Association constituency com-
plies with this recommenda-
tion, their work load, certain
key personnel, and the terri-
tory it serves would be as-
sumed by the Review and
Herald Publishing Association
located in Washington.
D.C.," W. Duncan Eva, vice-
president and chairman of
SPA'S board said. This would
leave only two large publish-
ing houses in the States — the
Review and Herald for the
east coast and the Pacific
Press Association in Mountain
View, Calif., for the west
The delegates also took a
strong position against all
games of chance and insisted
that gambling is a "no-no."
They have spelled out the
church's reasons why mem-
bers should not take part in
state lotteries, raffles, chain
letters, bingo games and all
contests involving elements of
chance.
"The pleasure obtained
from winning is accompanied
by pain and deprivation on
the part of those who lose,
which is contrary to high
Christian standards." G.
Ralph Thompson, vice-presi-
dent and committee chairman
of this item said.
Tlie basic motive in gam-
bling is to acquire resources
without labor and without
paying for value received.
The church feels to indulge in
this practice generates selfish-
ness which is the wrong spirit
for the follower of Christ.
This position is not to be
confused with the prudent
management of property such
as paying for fire or accident
insurance. Insurance does not
create a risk. The risk of loss
is already there with or with-
out the insurance.
An addition was made in the
list of fundamental beliefs as
found in the Church Manual
concerning the nature of man.
This list of 27 doctrinal items
with supporting Bible texts
includes the basic beliefs of
most protestant churches. Ex-
ceptions include worshipping
on Saturday, what happens at
death, the second coming of
Christ, baptism, and the
Lord's Supper.
Information concerning
marriage and the family has
also been added to the doctri-
nal instruction for baptismal
candidates in that section of
the Church Manual. It
stresses the life-long commit-
ment to fidelity and moral
purity, and the use of the
family unit, where true love
and respect exists, plus the
influence of the church and its
schools for the accomplish-
ment of these goals.
The reorganization of Afri-
can affairs will bring the
French-speaking members
there into a closer working
relationship. Relocating of the
three regional offices that
the church's work on
ill be taken up
later by the respective com-
mittees involved.
Worldwide membership in
the Adventist church num-
bered 3.201.592 at the end of
June this year. "The
churches in South America,
Inter America, and North
America house 50% of this
total," said F. Donald Yost,
director of Archives and Sta-
Income wise, the members
in North America give three-
fifths of the total funds that
flow into the church. This
represents a per capita giving
of S662.86.
The 332 delegates repre-
senting administration from
the States and overseas have
been in session since October
9. Their work will come up for
ratification at General Confer-
ence scheduled for Dallas.
Texas, in April 1980.
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Thursday, October 25, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Mobley Talks About Harvest Experiences
aierri Prins '
DTeni Prins
"I think any student who has
been in college a year or two
ought to take a year off and do
something constructive," says
Tony Mobley, a sophomore
music major here at SMC.
"Taking time out for yourself
will make you grow. And
when you come back to college
your priorities and goals will
be different."
Tony's advice comes from
experience because last year
he didn't go to college but
toured all over the US and
Canada playing the piano and
singing with the Lincoln,
Neb., based gospel-singing
and witnessing group. Har-
vest Celebration.
As Tony and I chatted
outside Jones Hall amidst the
vivid autumn colors, I asked
why he decided to'join Harvest
Celebration. An academy
friendship and continued con-
tact with group director, Ver-
non Starette, placed the idea
in his head. But it took much
sincere prayer and a con-
viction that this was what God
wanted to finalize Tony's
decision.
Harvest Celebration is com-
prised of 9 men and 4 women
who travel constantly in a bus.
churches (both SDA and non-
SDA), and anywhere else they
can share the love of Jesus.
Of all the places that they
visited, Tony said he enjoyed
singing at non-Adventist
churches the best. "The non-
SDA churches seemed to have
more receptive, enthusiastic
Christians. They were inter-
ested in the group as people
and after we sang they would
share their love for Christ and
excitement about His soon
coming with us! Most of the
large non-Adventist churches
had a small church atmos-
phere. 1 feel like I could go
back to visit and find many
good friends at many
churches,"
"Visiting other churches,"
Tony said, "made me realize
that soon all these denom-
broken down and we'll be able
to see each other in heaven
just as fellow Christians."
I asked Tony if there was
ever any problems or arguing
between the group members.
At first all he could do was
throw back his head and
laugh. "Weil." he said, still
work better with a group. I
can function as part of a unit."
The group spent quite a bit
of time in Canada and
northern California, which
were Tony's favorite places on
the tour. He said he liked
these areas because they had
beautiful country and were
less densely populated than
other places they toured. In
comment about the Canadian
people, Tony felt they were
generally more cultured than
Americans and dress very
neatly. He also thought they
public-spirited and
grinnmg, "we were just like a
big family of brothers and
sisters — and as you know,
brothers and sisters do fight
once in a while. But seriously,
when you travel with a group
constantly you can't avoid
problems. At school if you
don't like someone, vou can
avoid them. You can't do
that c
i bus.
'We had group therapy
often. This gave
a chance to air any
differences and express their
real feelings. These
were so good — and at first,
difficult — for me. Now I i
took more pride in their
country. But without a doubt,
he likes the United States best
and said, "We have a great
country; we shouldn't take it
for granted."
Harvest Celebration stayed
in northern California for six
weeks as part of a special
program involving cooperation
between church members and
the group to reach non-
Adventist community mem-
bers. The gospel singing of
the group was the method to
attract people to come to
church, then the church mem-
bers followed up this concert
with opportunities for people
to sign up for stop smoking
clinics and Bible studies. This
gave the church members a
chance to get to know their
neighbors.
Also, the group spent a lot
of time with evangelistic
meetings. At these meetings
they would sing at night and
during the day visit people
and invite them to attend the
meetings.
Singing isn't all the group
ever did, though, during
meetings where thev staved in
one place .awhile. They
usually challenged the local
church schools to tournaments
in volleyball, baseball, and
basketball.
Special time with God in
worship was essential to their
performances. "Before every
performance we would prac-
tice 45 minutes and have a 45
minute worship, ff we missed
worship, the concert didn't
seem quite the same," Tony
remarked.
One of the best benefits of
his year with Harvest Cele-
bration, Tony said, was the
time he had for Bible study.
Every morning on the bus the
group had a quiet hour just for
Bible study. Also, he had
plenty of time for other
reading while they were
traveling.
Tony's advice to his fellow
students is to start now to
make a commitment for
Christ. "After seeing the
conflict going on in the world
right now, I know Jesus is
coming soon. I saw the
overflow of new members in
many churches I visited. The
time we've been told about
of people flocking to the
churches is already here. We
need to make a commitment
NOW,"
Heaven holds a special e.i-
citement for Tony now be-
cause he'll get to see those
people that his year in Harvest
Himself responsible for our
success. To me the name
Harvest Celebration repre-
the
elebr:
heaven after Christ's harvest.
It's going to be a BIG cele-
bration and 1 can't waitl"
Tony's plans for the future
are to go to graduate school
after SMC and continue
working hard to develop his
own unique musical style.
Tony said, "I believe the Lord
expects us to be creative. He
gives us the ability and talent
to create. And when we are
creative, we can experience
something of God. because He
is the Creator."
Before 1 left I asked Tony if
he would recommend his ex-
perience to everyone. He said
that the constant traveling and
weren't for everyone — "God
has to choose you and lead you
to where he wants you. I was
really homesick the first
month; it was difficult. But by
the second month the bus was
home, and I kept in touch with
my family and friends by mail,
I believe this experience was a
stepping-stone in God's plan
for my life, and I would gladly
repeat it if God told me to."
As Tony was walking down
the sidewalk to continue his
busy day of studies and prac-
tice, he turned around and left
ebrati
light
me with one
more thought.
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e don't have to
worry about
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Pilgrim Progresses Toward College Dale
^— ^ ^^■^^^■^^^^^^' ] iu^t ,„ithnni thp Aid of a returning t
[All due apologies to John
Bunyan and his Pilgrim 's Pro-
"As I walked through the
wilderness of this world 1
lighted on a certain place
where was a den, and laid me
down in that place to sleep;
and, as I slept, I dreamed a
dream." And behold, in my
dream, I saw one seeldng with
all his might to climb out of a
deep ravine into which he had
fallen. The name of it was the
Valley of Death (Rom. 6:23).
As he struggled to scale the
rugged walls, I saw one
named Pastor, standing at the
top of this dreaded canyon.
Presently, he let down a thick
rope and bid Seeker (for that
was his name) to grab the rope
John mcvay
and cling to it. After a great
struggle on the part of both,
Seeker reached the top. I then
heard Pastor exhort him in a
firm and fearful voice that, if
he would find that for which
he sought, he must go to a
place called College Dale.
Having gained the true direc-
tion, Seeker began his jour-
ney.
After many days and un
numbered hardships (not the
least of which was the trek
through the Swamp of No-
Money) Seeker beheld a sign-
post declaring that this was
the outer edge of College
Dale. With joy in his heart
and an added spring in his
step, Seeker continued his
journey.
One feature I have not
heretofore mentioned was the
great load Seeker carried.
Never have I seen a backpack-
er sally forth with such a cargo
as rested on Seeker's back,
Student Financial Statements Explained
and that without the aid of a
frame or the comfort of even
one padded strap.
In the distance Seeker es-
pied another traveler and
quickened his stride to catch
up with him, but alas, the
heavy burden held him back.
So, Seeker shouted with great
vigor, "Friend, waiti I long
to travel with you." The
young man ahead slowed his
pace and soon he and Seeker
walked side-by-side; where-
upon, they fell into conversa-
Seeker: My name is Seeker
and I am come from the Valley
of Death seeking, at the place
called College Dale, how I
might properly continue my
journey and rid myself of this
great burden.
Parti' er [pronounced partee
Ir]: My name is Parti'er, and
am from Funtown. I am
returning to College Dale after
a weekend at home.
Seeker: What of this place
called College Dale?
Parti'er: It's alrightl There
are lots of really neat people,
and as long as you don't take
things too seriously I think
you'll find it a nice area. Also,
if you get tired of it, there's
this great little spot, not too
far...
Seeker [interrupting]: But,
Parti'er, will I there find relief
from this burden?
Parti'er: That does look a
bit heavyl Say, if you'll
excuse me, I must hurry
on— I've already used up my
late minutes several times
over, and I must get back.
Maybe I'll see you sometime!
And with that, Parti'er was
off, and Seeker stumbled on
with downtrodden face. (To
be continued).
second statement (October)
t wBen you men to Aibu uuic "'»i "<• "— —
your SMC financial statement, the calculation final statement wdl not be
wilderment when you tried
statement this past month? It
might console you to know
that there is a method to the
business office's apparent
madness.
The method for determining
the balance due
statements has been modified
this year. This is to prevent
the financial sponsor from
being billed too low on the
first two statements of the
semester, resulting in a large
amount due on the final
statement.
Track Club Gets Running
divisor. The divided.
student Advance Deposit S750.00 Housing Deposit $ 50:00
DESCRIPTION CHARGES (
Previous Balance 8.19
Net Labor
Cash Receipts
Cafeteria
Transfer Adv. Dep.
Dormitory Rent
Tuition
Transportation
92.31
170.77
320.00
1444.00
7.50
1636.84
394.30
The change involves the
handling of transfers to cover
the required housing and ad-
vance deposits. The unequal New Balance
billings in the past have
resulted from three problems: This Month Due
1) not paying the required
deposits in time for them to
appear on the August state-
ment; 2) failing to pay the
amount due on the first and
second statements; 3) not
being billed for the amount of p^rt \ =
transfer needed to bring the =
deposits to the required total.
With the new method of part II = Part I + Previous Balance + Total Credits
CABL's newly formed track
club is now off and running.
They held their second
meeting this year last Thurs-
day in the cafeteria banquet
At the meeting, club mem-
; hers received their new
uniforms. This year's track
uniforms will be red and
white, with the letters CABL
emblazoned on the front.
The track club plans to
participate in the Asheville,
North Carolina, Spook Run. to
be held at 9:30 p.m. Saturday
night. Right now. transpor-
tation is available for fifteen
persons to Asheville. The club
may take a bus to give all
members an opportunity to
attend, if there is enough
at 6:00 every morning, and at
8:00 each evening. Fun Runs
are planned to provide an
opportunity for those joggers
who need encouragement to
have companions in a group
The formula for calculating the balance due i
= [1636.84- 8.19-(-405.93)- 170.77] / 3
: tl863.811 / 3 = $621.27
LET DICKERHOFF
BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY
+ Total Transfers
Part n = 621.27 + 8.19 + [-405.93] + 177.77 = 329.30
The example on this page
will show you how the balance
due is calculated. Note that
the sample balance is $324.30.
At the time of the September
statement, this student had a
balance due of S8.19 from the
August statement and an ad-
vance deposit of $579.23 . The
student will be charged
5170.77 to bring his advance
deposit up to the required
total of $750.00.
You can take this
and figure out your own
balance due with a two-part
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Thursday, October 25, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
Next Weeks Games
Monday. Oct. 29
5:30 (B) Cummings vs Burnham - Field A
(W) Ferraris vs Jaguars - Field B
7:00 (B) Thoresen vs Daniels - Field A
(A) Schultz vs Arellano - Field B
Tuesday. Oct. 30
5:30 (W) Turbochargers vs Superchargers ■ Field A
(A) Arellano vs Nafie - Field B
7:00 (A) Schultz vs Mosley - Field A
(B) Greve vs Burnham - Field B
. , Oct. 31
5:30 (A) Diminich vs Schultz - Field A
(W) Superchargers vs Ferraris - Field A
7:00 (B) Daniel vs Cummings - Field A
(B) Kittle vs Thoresen - Field B
Thursday, Nov. 1
5:30 (W) Jaguars vs Panteras - Field A
(A) Arellano vs Mosley - Field B
7:00 (B) Rushing vs Robinson ■ Field A
(A) Evans vs Nafie - Field B
.Sports
SCOREBOARD
WOMEN'S LEAGUE
Superchargers
2
Jaguars
1
Ferraris
Pantaras
Turbochargers
0
2
MEN'S A LEAGUE
Evans
2
.
Mosley
2
Schultz
2
Arellano
1
Diminich
Nafie
1
2
MEN'S B LEAGUE
Greve
2
Kittle
2
Robbins
2
Burnham
1
Daniel
1
Rushing
1»
Cummings
0»
Thoresen
0
3
♦Also one tied game
Gymnastic Team Travels to Kentucky
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SMC's gymnastic team took
its first weekend trip off
campus this school year on
Oct. 19 and 20.
I No group from Southern
[Missionary College had been
to Louisville, Ky., recently, so
when the six churches in the
Louisville area arranged a
Health Emphasis Weekend,
Mel Eisele, pastor, asked for
the services of the SMC
physical education depart-
On Thursday, Drs. Moon
and Kamieneski went to
Louisville to set up a fitness
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testing station in an audi-
torium rented by the church
for the Health Emphasis
Weekend. They supervised
the testing program all day
Friday, in which approxi-
mately 1500 people partic-
Friday evening the gym-
nastic team arrived and put on
a vespers program of slides on
seasons, music, and a play.
Mr. Garver, team coach, co-
ordinated the weekend
programs.
Richard Moore, a sopho-
more religion major, and Mark
Fowler, a junior theology
major, members of the tum-
bling team, spoke for the
worship hour. Another gym-
nast, Judi Boles, gave the
Sabbath afternoon featured
a health seminar by Drs.
Kamieneski and Moon. This
was followed in the evening by
healthful living can be put to
use in the human body, in the
form of a gymnastics show
given by Garver and Co,
During the last few months,
the Louisville area has seen 96
new baptisms including col-
lege and academy age young
people. "This form of witness
can be of special help to the
young people in the churches
we visit," stated Garver.
"Not only are these health
trips a good experience for the
members of the team, but they
are a useful recruiting device
and a definite witness for the
th-da
\dve
church.'
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Skier-photographer John
Jay will be presenting "Win-
ter Magic Around the
World"— a 90-niinute Film of
beauty and spectacular skiing
with a touch of humor — on
Saturday night. Nov. 3, at 8
p.m. in the Physical Education
Come and watch the world's
best and worst skiers preform
on the beautiful slopes of the
world's mountain ranges from
the crevassed glaciers of Brit-
ish Columbia to the exotic and
little known ski slopes of
Persia, New Zealand and Aus-
Loaded with action and
humor. "Winter Magic A-
round the World" literally
kes its audience on an
"armchair global trek to dozens
of fascinating, faraway places.
Zermatt. Chamonix, Vail,
Aspen and the Bugaboo
Mountains are just some of
the resorts touched on.
Jean Claude Killy. and
Stein Eriksen are just two of
the Olympic champions seen.
John Jay, the great-great-
great-grandson of John Jay,
the first Chief Justice of the
United States, has been film-
ing for 35 years and was
nominated for an Academy
Award for one of his works.
He has traveled and filmed
extensively in more than 30
At St. Moritz, Jay was the
Official U.S. Olympic photo-
grapher and is the author of
illustrated books and
nagazine articles.
He has also produced promo-
tional motion pictures for sev-
eral international airlines.
Tickets for this program are
now on sale at the Student
Center and will be at the door.
■ The cost depends on the
location of the seats. Students
are free with !D, except for the
front middle section which is
50 cents. All others pay SI. 50,
$2.00 and S2.50, again accord-
ing to the seat sections.
Anyone who has seen a
John Jay production, and over
2 million have so far, and
heard of his dry Yankee wit,
will never willingly miss
another.
the southern accent
November 1. 1979
Blue Jeans Banquet to be
Sadie Hawkins Event
The
the wo
2 again for
rup s
courage and invite their favor-
ite men to the Student Associ-
ation's Blue Jean Banquet. U
will be held Sunday, Nov. II,
at 5:30 p.m. in the Physical
Education Center.
Featured at this year's ban-
quet will be an era-based
musical program headed by
Elbert Tyson and emcees Dal-
las Estey and Roger Burke.
The menu for the evening
will include fried vege-chic-
ken, vege-beef on bis-
cuits, salad bar and com
"We hope to make this
banquet a yearly tradition for
the women to ask the men,"
said SA Social Activities Di-
rector Becky Dowell.
The tickets will be $8 per
couple and go on sale in
Thatcher Hall on Nov. 1. The
tickets may be put on your
student ID card.
Senate Conducts Business
Monday night the SA Sen-
ate heard a report from the
committee assigned to inves-
tigate the problems with the
telephone system on campus.
chairman of the committee,
said that more facts were
needed so that the problem
could be presented to the
mayor of Collegedale.
Senator Ed Keplinger ex-
plained that the Adminis-
tration may present to the
Board of Trustees the need of
a new centrex system. This
would cost the College a
half-million dollars and would
committee's report, the Sen-
ate unanimously voted to
allow the student body to vote
on the $3000 appropriation for
lights on the tennis courts next
to the VM. The College will
finance $4500 of the cost and
the SA will pay the remaining.
The approval of the appropri-
ation will be voted in chapel by
the general assembly on
Thursday, Nov. 1.
The $3000 used for lighting
the tennis courts will not affect
this year's SA budget but will
be funded with the money left
bv the previous SA,
expenditures "overSIOOO."
Article IX will be completely
deleted because an Advisory
Council has never been used.
The Judiciary Committee felt
Cont. on p. 4
ethec
tofr
The College
additional trunk lines to the
telephone company which
would give better access to the
Collegedale community but
not to Chattanooga or the rest
of the United States.
The main problem with
purchasing a new system
would be maintenance and
pinpointing the problems.
Keplinger explained that be-
cause the telephone company
is small, rates would be
greatly increased if more
trunk lines were laid to Chat-
tanooga.
In addition to the telephone
chai
changes that need to be made
in the constitution. Article V,
Section 2, Part C was recom-
mended to read "The General
Assembly shall have sole
power to authorize, by a
majority vote, all expenditures
over SIOOO not otherwise in-
cluded in the current budget
for the SASMC." rather than
"of $1000 or more." It was
felt by the committee mem-
bers that the Senate could
appropriate $999.99, but for
ease of understanding, it
should be changed to all
inside.
Weekly Calendar
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SMC's PDA
SMC Student
Center to
Get Facelift
n Melissa Smith
The Student Center is get-
ting a face lift this fall. "The
object of this project is to
upgrade and make more func-
tional the Center to students,"
said Testing and Counseling
Director K.R. Davis.
The Cube Room stage has
been sectioned off into three
interviewing rooms for job
placement interviews, and the
center room may also be used
as a small committee room.
Window shades have been
hung in the game room and
three new ping-pong table
boards have been purchased.
The whole Center is being
repainted a soft beige and
plans have been made to
refurnish the lounge.
Another renovation will be
made in the Student Associa-
tion office. "Repapering. re-
painting, and recarpeting will
be the major changes." said
SA President Les Mussel-
white, "and if funds permit,
some new furniture."
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. November 1. 1979
Opinions
editorial
The dictionary defines "referee" as "one qualified to pass
critical judgement." This may be true in some locations;
however. Random House failed to send someone down to get
c pinions of those taking part in the intramural program at SMC.
C nsistent inconsistency seems to be this years motto for the
UT.ps at the football games. While not all referees are involved,
mcst of them have gotten their whistles continuously stuck in
thielr throats.
The} just don't seem to be familiar with the rules, let alone
il-,eir role in the game, which is strange when they're coming
from an officiating class.
Referees, its been noticed, have without fail turned out to be
tciolly confused and confusing — changing decisions as many as
three times on ONE call — early whistles, late whistles, no
whistles, penalties that don't seem to be anywhere in the rule
book, and so on.
It's also been observed that most of these slip-ups occur
during the women's games.
Do the referees care at all about the reputation that is
surrounding them? Don't they want to do an adequate job?
Have some of them even read the rule book?
The athletes involved don't clown around, and they expect
the same kind of behavior from the refs.
They not only have a responsibility to their class and
instructor, but to those who play as well. They are there to
properly and fairly officiate the event, not just to throw yellow
linen and blow whistles and have fits at being corrected by
others. It's their proving ground, so let the proving commence.
Of course, not every infraction can be seen and called by the
referee, but, I suggest they at least read the rule book in order
to know one when they see it.
dlw
We have been receiving numerous unsigned Letters to the
Editor. We encourage your letters but if you have something
worth saying, please sign your name to it or the letter will not be
printed.
All letters must be received by Sunday noon prior to date of
publication.
Former Student
Dear Editor:
As a former student of
SMC, 1 hold concern for the
feedback I am receiving as far
away as Orlando. My concern
stems from the unrest felt in
the hearts of those letters on
the worship services and the
discomfort of their scheduled
There isn't any question
that there shouldn't be re-
quired worships for the dorm
residents. That's accepted
policy for any Adventist edu-
Leftys Want Rights
Dear Editor:
We belong to a special
minority — a minority that does
include quite a few people on
campus, more, in fact, than
many realize.
Call us leftests. leftys. left-
outs or wierd, but we are an
unescapable and inevitable
part of society. Yet we are
forced to survive in a right
handed world, even though
the majority of the population
read and write from left to
right. Usually we adapt well
and compensate by being
more ambidextrous, but there
is one area in which we can't
adapt, and that is using the
desk-chairs in the majority of
the classrooms.
Addresses Worship Schedule
cational institution. I per- tured programs are much
sonally feel that if the wor- more interesting and re-
ships are structured properly, warding than those filled with
the men would enjoy all of the proper etiquette,
attending them voluntarily
and benefit from the ex- Most students, by the time
perience. As a co-leader of they attend college, will either
the Young Adult Division of be apathetic toward the
the Forest Lake Church Sab- church or they will have their
bath School, I am concerned heads on straight and praise
with the interests of the young the Lord for the opportunity of
adults attending. Our Sab- being there in a Christian
bath School programs are atmosphere. There will
designed and tailored with the always be a certain percentage
formalities that are a tradition, of the apathetic crowd where-
Many times the less struc- ever you are, but, I think the
majority of the students at
SMC are happy to be in a
school where Christians are
the ruling body.
I agree with Scott Aycock
(Oct. 4), the men should be
allowed to conduct a morning
worship service. Why not let
the Student Government lead
out in the morning. If they
only wanted to get together
and sing. ..fine! Atleastthose
there in attendance would be
sincere, wanting to be there
and enjoying the fellowship.
I feel that the less concrete
format would be very popular.
As an example, our Sabbath
School has been able to grow
from an original eight mem-
bers to an average of thirty-
five in a year and a halfl Our
members like our class be-
cause of its flexible format.
The institution of a morning
worship service (with worship
credit) might help ease the
tension caused by the sched-
uled 9:30 and 10 p.m. ser-
vices. It would at least give
you a working alternative.
They are almost impossible
to write on when your elbow is
hanging unsupported in air
and you are twisted around in
uncomfortable knots trying to
efficiently scratch down notes.
Life is confusing enough for us
without this added obstacle.
Perhaps a few left-handed
desks could be placed in major
classrooms where the desk's
writing surface is impossibly
small and located so far to the
right. This small addition
would make note-writing and
test-taking a lot less cramped
and a lot more legible.
Leftly yours,
tseW anaD and
htiraS assileM
tlie southern accent
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Collegedale Home & Auto, corn pumper vatued at S45
Camera & Craft, camera valued at $49
Village Market, groceries valued at S27
Olan Mills, sitting & 8 x 10 picture valued at SIO
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House of Hair, haircut valued at $10
Craft Castle, gift certificate valued at $25
Adventist Book & Bible House, gift certificate valued at
ZoUie's Pizza & Ice Cream Factory, dinner for 2
Thursday, November 1. 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
street beat
IpamgentrK
Of the classes you've taken at
SMC, which is/are your favo-
rites?
icalendari
thursday — Saturday-
Poetry club organization
meeting at 5:30 p.m. in the
Banquet Room.
"Skiing" by John Jay at 8
p.m. in the Physical Education
Center.
Continuation of Radi
Living Lyceum with Dr. Doug'
lasBennett at 7:30p.
Warren Seventh-day Adven-
tist church.
Sunday.
the
friday-
Vespers by the English
department faculty entitled,
"What Students Have Taught
Us." at 8 p.m. in the Church.
UTC Orchestra in concert at
2:30 p.m. in Hunter Museum
of Art.
Drs. Bruce Ashton and
Robert Sage in duo-piano con-
cert at 8 p.m. in Miller Hall.
monday
Designing and Building
Vour Own Home. 7 p.m. at
Eastgate Library. Must pre-
register, call 899-9248 for
more information.
Ed Lamb will speak on
"What Minister's Wives
Wished Their Husbands
Knew about Women" at 7
p.m. in Summerour Hall for
the ministerial wives enrich-
ment program.
tuesday —
Violinest Eugene Fudor in
concert at 8 p.m. in Guerry
Hall at the University of the
Wednesday
Opening of Nigerian Arts
Exhibition at the Upper Gal-
lery of Hunter Museum of Art.
Elizabeth Rogers from
Loma Linda will be interview-
ing students interested in the
field of allied health. To make
usic, Shelbyville, Tenn. : Right now
; Spanish and Adventist Heritage.
Tom Baez. senior, theology. Orlando. Fla. : I've enjoyed all my
classes— History of the Christian Church by Dr. "WOd" Bill
Wohlers especially because of his exuberant wisdom in that
field. He gets involved with the students outside of class by
allowing me to beat him in racquetball.
Bill Harvath. freshman, elementary education, Escanaba,
Mich.: Freshmen Comp. from Mrs. Clark because she's a very
unique teacher.
Van Bledsoe, junior, theology, Scottsdale, Ariz,: New
Testament Epistles and Revelation — they're practical and the
teachers. Elder Holbrook and Elder Zackrison, are interesting.
Elder Zackrison likes to grapple.
Tammy Lang, sophomore, nursing, Bradenton. Fla.: OB in
Tammy Stevens, freshman, nursing, Biddeford, Maine: People
will think I'm crazy but it's Physiology. Dr. Kuhlman does a
good job teaching a hard subject.
396-2174
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4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. November 1, 1979
Chronicles of the Campus Kitchen Revealed
If there's one place that gets
more flack than any other on
campus, it has to be the
Campus Kitchen. With a
nickname, "Greasy Spoon." it
is an easy target for de-
meaning comments. So it is
my purpose to dedicate this
article to the CK and it's many
devoted workers.
I wasn't planning to say
anything bad about the CK,
but since lying isn't right, I
changed my mind. Instead, I
will tell of a recent visit to the
CK that cha
Steven djckerhoff
I walked into the CK. ma-
neuvered through the tables
saying "Hi" to people I knew
and proceeded to the "Order
Here" counter. Very cour-
teously 1 said. "I would like
two comdogs and some french
fries, please."
The girl behind the counter
looked up from her writing
with a gleam in her eyes,
reached over the counter,
grabbed me by the collar and
lifted me off the ground.
Face to face she gritted
through her teeth, "Can't you
read. Buddy? We're out of
corndogsl" Then she dropped
me to the floor.
"Well I'm sorry," I con-
tinued. "I'll take a cheese
omelet then."
She wrote the order and tore
off the receipt and shoved it
into my hand without looking
up or saying another word.
Then I got a couple of milks
and chips to curb my appetite
I had to juggle everythmg as
I waited in line because they
It took about 15 minutes to
get to the cashier because
they were training a new
recruit and she didn t know
many of the pnces I finally
got to her and handed her my
receipt.
"What's a prosage shake
cost?" she asked me.
"Either 15 or 20 cents."
"Mrs. Combs, what's a
prosage shake cost?" She
didn't believe me.
By the time she finished
pricing everj'thing I had, I had
missed my 10 and 11 o'clock
classes and was suffering from
malnutrition.
I stumbled over to a table
and with the little strength I
had left, fought to open my
milk carton. As I drank it. 1
could feel the energy coming
back to my body.
This story began last Mon-
day, and I'm still sitting in the
CK waiting for my order.
Campolo to Speak at SDA Forum
Dr. Anthony Campolo will
speak to the Adventist Forum
members on Saturday. Nov. 3,
at 3:30 p.m. in Thatcher Hall.
Dr. Campolo is chairman of
the sociology department at
Eastern College. St, Davids.
Pa., where he has taught since
1965.
An ordained Baptist minis-
ter. Dr. Campolo is a former
vice-president of the Ameri-
can Baptist Convention. He
has pastored churches in New
Jersey and Pennsylvania. He
presently has an extensive
ministry among church groups
throughout the nation.
Dr. Campolo is founder and
president of a corporation
involved in educational, medi-
cal and economic programs in
the Dominican Republic, Hai-
ti, and Niger. In the United
States, he serves as a Board
Member for a variety of
humanitarian organizations
and presently serves as Board
Chairman for the Fellowship
House Farm in Pottstown, Pa.
He has served as a consultant
to over 200 different organiza-
tions and businesses. In 1976,
he was the Democratic candi-
date for the U.S. Congress
from the 5th District in Penn-
sylvania.
He is the author of a book
and numerous journal articles.
A graduate of Eastern College
and Eastern Baptist Theologi-
cal Seminary. Dr. Compolo
received his Ph.D. from Tem-
ple University.
His experience in the mass
media includes frequent guest
appearances on The Mike
Douglas Show and Good
Morning America. He was on
the Today Show about four
weeks ago. In addition to
regular appearances on a vari-
ety of television shows in the
Philadelphia area, he has been
the guest host for the Joel A.
Spivak Show. He has been
a featured speaker for the
nationwide program, "The
Layman's Hour," and he has
had his own television series
called "Just Mom, Dad, and
the Kids" on WCAU-TV. Phil-
Dr. Campolo's subject to
the Adventist Forum will be
"The Sociological Aspects of
the Gospel."
1
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^tttiis order, Sir ?J
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ik,^'*
1
i
Senate Actions
that it really isn't necessary,
but that better communi-
cations between the SA and
Campus Ministries are
needed. The reference of
"Madison extension campus"
is also to be deleted.
These recommendations
__ pass the SA Senate and
Student Affairs Committee
before they will be presented
to the students.
"We are not really chang-
ing the constitution but we are
trying to give better defi-
nitions of some of the
articles," explained Leather-
Before adjournment, the
Senate briefly discussed the
possibility of reinstating the
coupon system with the VM.
It was concluded that with a
letter from the financial spon-
sor approving withdrawals, or
a good standing on one's bill,
a person should be allowed to
withdraw cash from Student
Finance.
Shawnee Mission Medical Center
has a health career to fit your style.
£& iii At 111 id ^, Ml c^
Thursday, November 1. 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT • 5
Survey Shows Disapproval of Campus PDA
DTerri Prins
PDA. What is it? For those
few people who have been
hibernating their way through
SMC. it is Public Display of
Affection-
But PDA is many different
things for many different peo-
ple. It is having to sprint
through an obstacle ■
upies everj' Fri-
day night. It i
breakfast every morning only
to find the same couples
' involved in say-
ing goodbye, even though
they'll see each other in an
hour. For some, it is proudly
showing the world how much
you love the one you're with,
■ allowing an oppor-
tunity for a lingering kiss to
pass by.
PDA is why the soft, com-
fortable couches were taken
out of the Student Center last
for soft, comfortable beds,
until the Student Center was
dubbed the "passion pit."
And PDA is why students
and faculty are reluctant to
bring visitors into the dormi-
after 9:30 p.m. How
would you like to explain why
iber of couples
gravitate to the same porch
every night to kiss and be
kissed and watch
else kiss? -
The library is another
where PDAers congregate.
be di;
turbed in your
on that history assignment by
istakable loud smacking
sounds from a neighboring
survey taken in
Thatcher Hall by Netoli Hills
for Public Relations class
shows how the women of SMC
feel about PDA. For the
purpose of her poll. Hills
defined PDA i
of affection /jfls/ hand-holding,
walking arm-in-arm, or a
quick kiss goodbye."
More than two-thirds (69
per cent) of the i
veved stated that there was far
too much PDA on the SMC
campus.
broken down by cla:
an overwhelming percentage
of each class felt that PDA was
too prevalent for them. And
for "less PDA. please."
Several women elaborated
on their views about PDA.
One sophomore, speaking
about kissing in the dining
•When I was
growing up, my Mom taught
me to pray before my i
At SMC that seems to have
been changed to kiss before
your meals."
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, November 1, 1979
Pilgrim's Progress Delayed in College Dale
John mcvay
(continued from last week)
As Seeker continued his
journey toward the center of
College Dale, his thoughts
were as labored as his steps.
Until he had met Parti'er,
Seeker had thought that in
College Dale all would be
peaceful harmony and eternal
bliss. But now, foreboding
pressed upon him. Alas, you seek; but, you must go for now I do perceive that
perhaps here also pitfalls and through many hardships to dangers in darkness, hell, and
hardships would be his lot. enter the kingdom of God." sin. may compass me while I
Seeker began to wonder if whereupon, in my dream, I this Dale am in...'
Pastor's words were true— saw Seeker hastily fall to his with greater caurior
would he really find here what ^^es and begin to pray. I derstanding Seeker
" * strained to hear, but only
spoke: these syllables fell upon mine
. Thank-you, Lord,
confronted with one difficulty
after another. I saw hira
hesitate at Little-Sieep Creek,
and pause at Eat- Wrong Rock.
No sooner had he turned from
that noisome rock, then
Seeker chanced upon Health-
he sought?
Just then
"Seeker, you will find for what
Dale's
As I watched. Seeker '
WSMC to Sponsor Poetry Contest
D Valerie Dick
WSMC-FM is sponsoring a the Southern Mercantile and a
Christmas poetry contest for record from the Record Bar.
all ages. Runners-up will receive a
The poems, which must be 4 record from the Record Bar.
to 16 lines long, will be judged The winner in the over 18
Theologic: Would you be
rid of your burden?
Seeker: (at this Seeker's
countenance brightened
greatly) Oh, it is the desire of
mine heart. 1 came here for to
accompHsh this purpose, but,
Nut Niche (which is just off alas, ray burden has only
Lecithin Lane). He then grown more burdensome;
started down Righteousness- these wretched rags more
by-Grades Trail, but soon he tattered.
hastened back. He didn't fair Theologic: Then, Seeker,
as well at Poor-Music Path. As listen to me. Milleniums ago,
pitfall after pitfall accosted* before the Deity's first act of
him, he would fall to some creation, there was formulatet"
degree into each. With every a grand soteriological pi?
such failure, the burden grew - - - . . ■
a little larger and weighted
Seeker down just a bit more.
This terrible state of things
had not continued long when
Seeker met one Theologic.
After Theologic helped him discourse Seeker'
out of his latest pitfall, they
began, thus, to
] three categories: 12 years-
old and younger, 13 to 18
years-old, and over 18 years-
years-old category will receive
a dinner-for-two (spaghetti or
vegetable) at Gulas Restau-
rant and a record from the
A winner and three Record Bar. The runners-up
runners-up will be chosen will each receive a record from
from each age category. All the Record Bar. AH of the
winning poems will be read on prizes were donated by the
the air and may be read by the merchants.
Judges for the contest in-
clude Paul Ramsey, Jr., poet
in residence at the University
of Tennessee — Chattanooga;
Dr. Minon Hamm, professor
of English at SMC; Frances
Andrews, associate professor
of journalism at SMC; and
Joyce Dick, English teacher at
Collegedale Academy.
Those interested in entering
the contest should send one
poem about any aspect of
Christmas (typed or printed)
CHRISTMAS IN POETRY,
WSMC-FM, P.O. Box 870.
Collegedale, TN 37315. Be
sure to include your name, age
and phone number. Entries
must be postmarked no later
than Dec. 7, 1979.
Theologic: My name is
Theologic, and from the mire
upon you and the load on your
back 1 perceive you have fallen
victim to inherited and culti-
vated tendencies to evil.
Seeker: My name is Seeker,
and I am but recently come
from the Valley of Death. ,
God, through the i
was to become man. thus,
you can readily see how
soteriology gave birth to
Christology. . .
As Theologic continued his
face grew
beclouded.
Finally, Seeker slackened his
pace. Theologic, caught up in
his verbosity, didn't notice
that Seeker was no longer
walking beside him. Seeker
watched with great discour-
agement impressed upon his
countenance as Theologic
babbled on into the distance.
(To be continued. . .)
The prize for the winner of
the 12 years-old and younger
category is an AM-FM radio
from the Southern Mercantile
as well as his choice of
ice-cream from the Double Dip
Depot. Each runner-up will
receive his choice of ice-cream
from the Double Dip Depot.
In the 13 to 18 years-old
category, the winner will re-
ceive an AM-FM radio from
ISew Art Club Makes Plans
DDana Lauren West
The newly formed art club
of SMC has elected ofiicers for
the 1979—80 school year.
They are: Kaye Mathews,
President; Biz Fairchild, Sec-
retary; and Sandie Lehn,
treasurer.
Plans have been made for a
belated Halloween party at the appreciators
home of Bob Garren, an
associateprofessor of art. The
party will be held on Sunday,
Nov. 4 at 5:30 p.m. Hot dogs
roasted on a bonfire, potato
salad, chips and dip, and hot
cocoa ate on the menu. Funny
films are scheduled for enter-
tainment.
Costumes should be worn.
Artistic people should be crea-
tive enough to make up their
Sign-up sheets are in the
Student Center and the
dorms. For more information
concerning directions or frans-
portation, contact one of the
art instructors or one of the
club officers. There will be a
minimal fee of $1.00.
The club is also organizing
pizza feeds, outings to art
, and camping trips.
majors, minors, and
invited to
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Thursday. November 1, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT -
Ipsets and Shut-outs Alter Standings
.Sports
upsets and shut-outs i
I week's intramural actior
I rowed down the teams £
op in each league.
Last week's three-way
Kl held by Evans, Mosley and
I Schultz in the Men's A League
s sliced to a two-way 4-1 tie
I when Evans aiid Schultz each
chalked up two victories this
I week. Mosley's loss to Evans
victory over Diminich
this shared that top rank last
nar- chalked up a 24-12 wii
the Burnham then lost 54'
third-ranked Robbins ir
of second game that night.
bins record also stands at 3-1. up one notch in the order,
over In other action, underdog In the Women's League, the
12 to Thoresen shut-out fifth- Jaguars (capt. N. Steger) up-
their ranked Daniels 34-0 in an set first-ranked Super-
upset which moved Thoresen chargers, topped the Turbo-
dropi
3-2.
another notable move, Nafie
upset Diminich 31-25 to move
vo notches to fourth in the
I order.
eve still holds first place
in the Men's B League with a
record of 4-0. Kittle, who
chargers 45-13, and shut oui
the Ferraris 40-0 in a three-
game winning streak which
shot them up from second
place to a decisive first.
Next Weeks Games
Monday, Nov. 5
5:30 (B) Burnham vs Rushing - Field A
(W) Panteras vs Superchargers - Field B
7:00 (A) Diminich vs Evans - Field A
(B) Daniels vs Kittle - Field B
Tuesday, Nov. 6
5:30 {W) Ferraris vs Turbochargers - Field A
(A) Evans vs Schultz - Field B
7:00 (A) Arellano vs Diminich - Field A
(B) Cummings vs Robbins - Field B
Wednesday, Nov. 7
5:30 (B) Robbins vs Burnham - Field A
(W) Turbochargers vs Panteras - Field B
7:00 (B) Thoresen vs Greve - Field A
(A) Nafie vs Mosley - Field B
Thursday. Nov. 8
5:30 (W) Superchargers vs Jaguars - Field A
(A) Mosley vs Diminich - Field B
7:00 (B) Thoresen vs Cummings - Field A
(A) Evans vs Arellano - Field B
SCOREBOARD
WOMEN'S LEAGUE
Superchargers
Ferraris
Panteras
Turbochargers
MEN'S A LEAGUE
Schultz
Mosley
Nafie
Arellano
Diminich
MEN'S B LEAGUE
Kittle
Robbins
Burnham
Rushing
Daniels
Thoresen
Cummings
■"Also one tied
MEMORIAL HOSPITAL NEEDS YOUl
Answer the call of Kentucky-63 bed hospital
ocnommationally owned and operated, located in the
■"othills of the Appalachian Mountains, has immediate
openings for nurses. There is a critical need.. .won't you
«'P. For more information contact Personnel, Memorial
SS"^'' '"" Memorial Drive. Manchester. Kentucky
™w2. Or call us collect at (606) 598-5175.
ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE should get
together—
•to save money
•to help each other financially
COLLEGEDALE CREDIT UNION
College Plaza
Office Hours: 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.,
Monday - Friday
6 to 7 p.m.,
Monday and Thursday
Phone: 39&-2101
ENERGY.
We can't
afford to
waste it.
8 ■ THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thuisday, November I, 1979
■classified adsi
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•The Ooltewah Adventist
School needs someone on
the work/study program to
work mornings in the
kindergarten/ pre-first
grade room. Call Ava
Peek, 238-4619 (school) or
396-2765 (home).
•House-cleaning services
are being offered by an
experienced student. Con-
tact Nancy Meyer at
396-3649
•PoerrI)' lowers— Don't
forget thb poetry club or-
ganizatittttal meeting at
5:30 p.m., Thursday, Nov.
1, in the Banquet Room.
Come and bring your sup-
per tray.
FOR SALE
•For Sale: "76 Maverick,
excellent condition inside
and out, loaded. S2695 or
offer. Call Nancy Meyer at
396-3649
•For Sale: Gem Tronics
23 channel CB radio. Also
the outside antenna & a
power converter for a base
station. Asking price is
SIOO. Call ph. 894-7371
•■'Why Jesus Waits" —
set of four cassettes by
Pastor Jere Webb entitled
1) "Adventism's Most Dif-
ficult Question" 2) "After
Disappointment. . .Jhen
What?" 3) "Into the Most
Holy Place" 4) "Finishing
What Work?" Send to
family, small churches
without a pastor, shut-ins.
anyone with whom you
want to share the message.
$10 postage paid when
check accompanies order —
Mail to: Collegedale Cas-
settes: Box 1210; College-
dale. TN 37315. For more
information call, 396-3369
LOST & FOUND
•Found a nice pen in
Home Ec building. Please
call 4853 and identify.
•Lost: Tan leisure jack-
et, lost somewhere on
campus last week. If
found, call John at 396-3630
or leave at Student Center
•If you accidentalh
picked up a McKee Baking
Co, employee folder last
Friday at the Student Cen-
ter desk, please! don't
throw it away — it has my
Homeletics notes in it.
Please return it to the desk
at the Student Center.
Leon Weeks
•FOUND: An umbrella
in the Student Center. Call
4944 to identify and claim.
RIDE NEEDED
•Ride needed to Orlando,
Fla. Thanksgiving vacation.
Will help with expenses.
Contact Mary at 4433.
•Ride needed to Jack-
sonville. Fla. at Thanks-
giving vacation. Will help
pay for gas. Call 4606 and
ask for Margo.
•Dearest Sherrie. Thanx
for believing in me even
when I don't. May every
day be super and filled with
sunshine. Love, The "Self-
doubter" 62578
•Dearest "Ugly." May
your days have skies as
blue as your eyes, and may
the sunshine be bright yel-
low like your hair. Love,
The "Chump"
•Dear Mr. Burk: Are you
still licking out the bowl
trying to get the last crumb
of the goodies I sent You?
When you finish, please
send the bowl back. Your
Secret Sis. P.S. It's my
•Dear Cindy M.: Thanks
a lot for making my B-day a
happy one. Your gift is .
very enjoyable. I'm almost
done with it. Thanks for
thinking of me. Love,
Linda P. P.S. You're very
thoughtful!
•To the "Busy" (?) Se-
cret Sister of Mike Stone: I
really enjoyed getting your
first (and only) letter to me!
Is there ANY POSSIBILITY
that I might get another
letter sometime (soon)? Or
am I just doing some wish-
ful thinking? Your Broth-
er!(?) Mike
•Dear Greg Taylor. Have
a nice week. I love you &
Jesus does too. A good
Christian friend.
•Stretch — Just a bit of
advice: you should stick
around on the weekends
more often. 66333 & 53868
•Dear "Interested Ob-
server" of K.W.: Why
don't you make yourself
known, so I can thank you
for the nice compliment to
your face? Love, K.W.
•Lili and Scott: Happy
Anniversary! Lots of luck
and have a good day. Love,
Roomie
•Maria d Los A.
Rodriquez: I think you're a
wonderful person and a
super friend. Love you.
Your future roommate
•35156 I missed you this
last weekend, maybe
next... Junior
•Dear JB: Had a super
terrific timell Thanks for
everything. DW at Union
P.S. Dream
•Fleta: I couldn't have a
better roommate. Nobody.
but nobody is as messy as
you; we are two of a kind.
Love, Suzo
•Bonita, "Remember the
Al Capone!" and the
Fourth of July Creek,
squaw fish, Jacque Feo, the
' 'horror' ' houses in Vir-
ginia City. "Burro Breath"
and me — cuz I love yal
Chulita P.S. Don't forget
the "friendly trees" either!
•Becky & Nancy. "The
smiles that count are the
ones that shine when it
rains." Thanks for being
such great friecisl Patty-
Cake
•To Julie G., Anne S.,
Tracy N., Russell G.. &
Sharon W.: Think about
you guys lots and miss you.
Soak some sun for me.
Love. MARS
•Brenda Torres: You're
e nicest friend a person
in have. Love, Your sister
•Linda, I'm glad we are
such good friends. You're
the greatest. Love, Your
Roomie
•David Howell, You're
a neat secret brother. Keep
smilin' and have a great
weekend. Love, Your
Secret Sis
•Mr. Sunshine: Where
is that smiling face? You're
desert has been sufficiently
watered,
•To all those roosters out
there who are dying to
know who those chicks are
that have been lighting up
your evenings with that
beautiful music. It has
been the Hen House 5
(thank you Mark for that
name). You'll be hearing
from us again.
PERSONALS
•Spring; The
•Tinkerbell; I hope you
have a nice week, God
loves you. Your Secret
Brother.
•Hey— 1961 Phoenix...
Don't forget to retrieve
Doc! He is oxidizing in the
schrubbe! A concerned
•Mr, Michael Boyd
Congratulations on the
moval of your
thanks for the privai
showing. From two mer
bers of Leg Watche:
Anonymous
•De,
Morning Sta
charming young man been
keeping you busy? Come
Anonymous
•Dear Wayne Bradbury,
Who was that masked
wearing a mask? Tonto
MUSH
•Dear Andy
(Honey B): I can't wai
our rendezvous Saturday
night. I am just dying
meet you. It will be ;
experience you won't ft
get! Love & kisses, Mer-
•Hey B.B., Have a
trip this weekend,
going to miss you. I i
you to know that everyday
is a beautiful day for being
in love with you! Love ya
always, C.J.
•Sharon. You're so sweet
and kind that I like you very
much. Take care of your-
self. Love Willie
"VM
VILLAGE MARKET
396-3121
SHOP AT
OK PLACE
the southern accent
Vol. 35, No. 10
November 8, 1979
Pre-Registration Set for 18th
□ Melissa Smith
Pre-registration for the 1980
winter semester will be held
Sunday, Nov. 18, in the Physi-
cal Education Center.
Students may pick up their
passes from Monday, Nov. 12,
to Friday, Nov. 16, at the
switchboard in Wright Hall.
Also the revised class sche-
dule may be picked up at the
switchboard starting Nov. 13.
The passes will be issued for
the following time periods:
senior, 8:00-9:30; freshmen,
9:30-12:00; juniors. 1:30-3:00,
sophomores, 3:00-4:30; and
special students, 4:30-5:00.
For each first-year student,
the data sheet will indicate
whether the student needs to
take remedial work. These
statements have been updated
since first semester to include
transcripts or ACT scores that
were received this semester.
These data sheets will not.
however, reflect the courses of
students who are presently
enrolled. Mid-term grades
will also be listed on the
registration packets, so the
adviser may easily determine
if a student is enrolled for the
remedial courses needed.
Students may drop or add
pre-registered courses until
Dec. 20 or after Jan. 7.
Because the grades and copies
of the students' second semes-
ter programs will be run on the
computer during Christmas
vacation, no changes may be
made on the second semester
schedules during that time. .
Because some who pre-
registered last year did not
return and there was no way of
determining this until the
teachers reported class ab-
sence, "Validation of Enroll-
ment" cards will be issued
starting Jan. 7 at Wright Hall
Marie Shorter to Present
'Success Image^ Seminar
□ Kimberly Wygal
"Projecting Your Success
image," a seminar for the
residents of Thatcher Hall,
will be presented Wednesday,
Nov. 14, from 7:30-9:30 p.m.
and Thursday, Nov. 15, from
5:30-7:30 p.m. in Thatcher
Hail chapel.
The seminars will focus on
the secrets of creating and
developing a successful self
image. Marie Shorter of
Atlanta, former high fashion
model and television person-
ality, will conduct the semi-
Women participating in the
seminars will learn to present
themselves effectively and
develop those inner qualities
they desire. Shorter will focus
on all the factors that enter
into the image women want to
project— how to dress, walk,
talk, and develop inner confi-
dence. She will also provide
guidelines women can use in
both business and home,-
Emphasis will be placed on
how to build and project a
personality in a positive man-
ner, and how to project confi-
dence and poise. Shorter's
theory is that how a person is
perceived is an extremely
important part of getting a job
applied for, promotions on the
job, and success in social
settings.
Shorter will help the Chris-
tian woman present herself to
the world as an example of
both inner and outer beauty so
as to enhance their personal
effectiveness in today's chal-
lenging world.
Shorter will also hold a
seminar Thursday, Nov. 15, at
7:45 p.m. in the Thatcher Hall
chapel, A small fee will be
charged for this. Also she will
be the guest speaker at the
joint Home Economics and
Office Administration chapel
that day. Chapel credit will be
inside
Letters to the Editor
Zoo on Campus
Conclusion of Seeker's Progress
p. 2
p. 5
p. 6
switchboard. These bright
yellow cards will have the
students name and confirmed
enrollment. Also attached will
be a class schedule print-out.
"I urge all students to take
the class schedule to every
class on the first day so you
are sure that no mistake has
been made, ' ' stated Mary
Elam, associate director of
Records and Admissions.
"And student financial ac-
counts must be in order to
receive the verification cards
and schedules."
Instructors will initially ad-
mit students to a class only if
they have this card. The
instructors will not collect the
cards, only verify the student
attendance. Verification me-
thods will be determined ac-
cording to class size and
instructor preference. In-
structors will be announcing
the computer number of their
classes to insure students that
they are in the correct class.
The Orlando campus stu-
dents and students going on
the New York trip are asked to
notify Admissions and Re-
cords of the classes they need.
Places will be reserved for
them on the class membership
cards, since it will be impos-
sible for them to attend the
pre-registration.
Colvin Given
Presidency
of the AABS
Gerald Colvin, Chairperson
of SMC's newly formed Divi-
sion of Behavioral and Family
Sciences, has been chosen
president-elect of the Asso-
ciation of Adventist Behav-
ioral Scientists. Colvin also
serves as a consulting editor to
the Association's journal.
The Association of Ad-
ventist Behavioral Scientists
(AABS) originated at the 1976
North American Higher Edu-
cation Convention held at
Andrews Universify. The
current AABS president is
Vernon Shafer, a practicing
clinical psychologist at Walla
Waila, Washington.
A major purpose of AABS is
the promotion of intellectual
and spiritual growth among
cont. onp.4
Curt Matson to Bring
Switzerland to SMC
DD. L. West
Award winning lecturer
Curt Matson brings "Switzer-
land— in 4 Seasons" to SMC.
Nov. 10 at 8 p.m. in the
Physical Education Center.
Starting in the springtime,
Matson coaxes the audience
into a Swiss mood with a brick
mountain climb up the Mat-
terhom near Zermatt, then
onto the highland meadows to
view the unchanged pastoral
life of the dairy farmer. The
mountain towns of Wengen,
Bern, Zurich, Geneva and
Interlaken are included in the
spring and summer itenerary.
An electric train ride up
Lauterbrunnen Valley to Jung-
fraujoch, reaching an altitude
of 11,300 feet in the midst of
the Bernese Oberiand Alps,
concludes the season. Here,
in the highest train station and
hotel in Europe, he pauses to
survey the Alpine room of the
European continent.
The Swiss journey continues
with a brief, perilous boat trip
to the center of Rhine Falls,
then up the Rhine River to
Basel to join the Basler Fast-
nacht, similar to the New
Orleans Mardi Gras.
High above the cify of
Lucerne, even in the summer,
there is ice on the lakes of
Alpine passes like Susten,
Simplon and Furka. The
Rhone Glacier changes very
little regardless of season.
Leaving the Switzerland artic
behind, he travels to the
sub-tropical Tidno, where in a
Mediterranean-like climate
change is also minimal.
The i
I of
experienced in the Engadine,
before plunging into the icy
chUl of winter. Here are the
fabulous resorts where skiers
migrate to Switzerland's
famed winter playgrounds.
The film ends after a spectac-
ular round of skiing.
Curt Matson, with an im-
pressive background as actor,
narrator, dramatic coach, di-
rector, photographer and film
lecturer, combines a sparkling
and perceptive narrative with
superb photography. He
brings warmth and humor to
the platform in a style pol-
ished by his work in the
theater and motiofa-pictures.
Tickets are available now at
the Student Center and will be
at the door at the time of the
show. The cost depends on
the location of the seats.
Students are free with ID,
except for the fix)nt middle
section which is 50 cents. All
others pay $1.00, 52.00, and
$2.50. again according to the
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, November 8, 1979
Opinions
Victim of Umbrella Thieves Learns Distrust
editorial
Dear Editor:
Since I'm a freshman, I just rainy winters which occur
want to give a word of down here, I cut ray mourning
appreciation to those people time and figured, "What's the
who go out of their way to use of crying over an adven-
"break me in." My latest turous umbrella? Go buy
lesson has been "Trusting another, a real nice one."
Others: How Not To Dolt."
Figuring a cool college has Apparently,
; and social problems can
i hard to live with. There „ „
are a lot of students who are cooped-up in their room with their cool people, and I'm far from agreed with my choice. To-
brain and possibly making study time inefficient. You are dead New York. City, why not leave night after getting a take-out
tired all the time, you are getting a little paunch from your my umbrella in the umbrella at the cafe and chatting with
inactivity and life just seems blue.
College doesn't always have to consist of books and
worries — getting out and systematically and regularly partici-
pating in some form of exercise will defog that brain and
; your energy level. All those students who already
; daily, will tell you that tension is released, stamina is
increased, you need less sleep and you just feel better all over.
If depression is your problem, try getting out and running or
swimming or whamming a racquet ball for a while. After this
exercise, you will have a better self image and a lot of your
troubles will seem not as important. Do this frequently, and you
will seldom have those down moods.
The College offers many opportunities to exercise. A heated
pool, open at convenient times, a paved and lighted track,
always available, quite a few tennis courts, racquetball courts to
slam out frustration, basket ball courts, and the weight room in
Talge Hall for both men and women. If none of these suits, try a
peaceful walk through the beautiful Tennessee hills.
Don't have the time? You don't have time not to do your body
this favor! Exercise will make you healthier, wealthier in
self-image, and with that cleared out and unclogged brain,
maybe a little wiser.
MARS
stand. After all, I'n
not Times Square,
happens, ray naive ni
As
SMC very cute blonde, I returned to
here my $8.50 umbrella
got should have been waiting.
They say lightning doesn't
strike twice in the same place.
Is someone trying to change a
law of nature? I'm not going
to make any dramatic plea to
you petty theives because
obviously, common sense
won't work, but if you think
about shelling out 8 bucks
everytime it pours, maybe
you'll quit.
After being gone a mere
half-hour, my spanking new
$7.95 umbrella decided to go
"walk in the rain."
Hearing about the wickedly
"Affectionist"
Defends PDA
on Campus
Dear Editor:
PDA. What is it? For most
normal human beings, it is
showing s
e it. t
-, but it zi
the southern accent
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em MMonary Collage.
LmxjtAssMant
Advsnislng ManagsT
Qrcultfkon Manager
TlMSeulhwn Axam, Southerrt MaslonaryCollegB, Collegedals,
T^'Jr«(lay of publlcallon.
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e exceeding 350 iMrds are subject U
for lotlere Is Sunday noon prior to th<
them. Ofc«
normal.
Last year as a freshman I
was always hearing a few loud
mouths complain about PDA,
but I never heard anyone tell
me where I could go to give
my sweetheart a kiss. Just as
the Student Center has been
"dubbed" the passion pit, the
Student Park has been "dub-
bed" too, but I don't care to
mention what. Show me any
other school where the guys
don't kiss the girls good night
and I'll show you a school that
I'll never go to.
Whoever has complaints
about PDA has either never
felt their relationship with
to be special, or they
Love Disease Causes Concern
Dear Editor:
I have been cloistered in This is noticeable when I am
SMC's tiny valley for four trying to study, but tor-
off campus apartment y^"s, and am distressed at menting oohs and aahs from
the side. As far as the poll ***^ ''^*^ '" which the disease the benches below my window
taken goes, most of the girls in of love has increased to epi- prevent me to concentrate.
Thatcher don't even date demic proportions in students. About this time this symp-
someone so who are they to primarily freshman. tom strikes, another attacks
say; they're only disgusted '^^^ symptoms start with the lower torso. The stricken
because no one has ever Panicky love notes in the one is unable to walk without
brought them flowers and Classifieds. Recently, the in- thehelpof a lover's arm about
kissed them good night. The tensity has increased dramat- the waist or neck. In some
seniors don't like it 'cause ''^^'•y ^"** ^ ''^ve become cases this is called the "stran-
alarmed. Studying into the gle syndrome." At times this
sickness, I have discovered nonfunctioning of the legs
that the next symptom is the forces the couple to lounge on
urge to kiss. This becomes so benches, sofas, and front
appear any- porches entwined in one
anywhere, under any another's arms.
;, and the victim in extreme cases I have
One seen a victim actually writhing
most of them have been
around long enough to buy a
car and have their ' 'own
special place" to go.
taught me to pray S/^f *^at 't^
before meals, too; she also
kissed me good night every
night, even though she knew
the very yo^^ng
she would
next morning.
PDA is for the most part not ^ '"s=
a problem for the average pow'di
mature student at SMC, but """^'
for us abnormal "affec-
tionists," could
me WHERE I a
nan was hit so hard, he so drastically that he
grab his girifriend for even sit on the ground, but
in front of the soap must sprawl or lie in the
■ in the VM and was lover's arms to calm the
nable to tear himself away shakes, aided by extra kisses.
for 10 minutes. Can any doctor prescribe a
Some other cads have also remedy for this
n spreading the disease at sickness?
.night under my window. In
; the I
periences pam
PDA Article Denounced as "Propaganda"
Dear Editor;
lading tile recent
article on PDA (Issue 9), 1 was
so confused that I didn't know
if 1 should laugh or go join a
monastary, so that I wouldn't
see all the PDA going
alcohol, or drugs
host of other worse vices,
"small minority" of SMC
between the male and female stuck on themselves, but
population. Personally I body
would rather see a guy and a them. „, ,h, pni
girl kissing than two guys or My concern is not »= JU*
fwo girls kissing. problem for I am not either
If the residents of Thatcher radically for or agamst PDA.
find PDA so disgusting, then What I am radically agamst is
) many of them in this piece of propoganda that
Thursday, November 8, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
street beat
I^^M by pqtti gentry
Do you believe noisy chapels
are a problem here and if so,
PDA, granted, but before you Jjq^ gj^jj ^Jjgy \yQ helped?
article hassling go saying or implying that _•' ■»■
SMC, hopefully most of SMC, Dean Edwards, sophomore, religion, Madison. Tenn: The only
time they're ever noisy is when they're in the gym, and that's
because the kids are so uncomfortable sitting in those chairs,
and they're usually bored stiff.
minority" has this problem, poll from 10 people using the
So what! A "small minority" questionof pre-marital sex. If
of SMC has a problem with eight said they were for it I
; of a
wouldn'
SMC is in favor of fornication.
There is a great deal of
nything, you
better get the opinion of the
whole campus and not a select
why £
Talge lobby at night?
Health and Life class we are
taught that it takes two to have
a case of PDA, and unless the
guys are going around hypno-
tizing the gu:ls somehow,
which is absurd, then it would
appear that the Thatcherites
Spinster Rebukes SMC Men
i-PDA i
Dear Editor:
I would like to comment on dinner-for-two at the Waldeo
the upcoming Blue Jeans Club. I would be grateful if
Now"'then, either Ms. Hills ?3."q"^*^P°''^_i'^f'!]'y **'f_^j^; ^°^*^ ^^""^
1 a majority of the
Thatcher o
Curtis McCrillis, senior, communications. Thomasville. Go. :
Particularly towards the back of the church, there is too much
noise and PDA than should be acceptable. Generally, it seems
that most attentive students sit closer to the front because
they're interested — or try to be — in what's going on. But I feel
if chapels could be geared to suit the interest of more of the
students, the afore-mentioned eitra-curriculat activities
wouldn't be so prevalent.
I
alluded.
mti-PDA,
those polled fibbed
either the guvs or
were so radically
then it would die ou
pressure. Strange to
the females that are
are "enlightened'
"mature." I ar
thankful that you, M:
may decide who i
isn't "enlightened.
The title of your article
suggested
wonderful idea, and I bowling and pizza simply be-
greatly appreciate having a cause he enjoys my company,
little. If real live date once a year. For (Surely someone must!)
the mere price of two tickets
($11.00) I can annually pur-
chase a chance to don my
holiday Levis and have an
escort to eat cafeteria food
with in the gym.
Let me give the
last year's social <
that you evidence of this sad
and who For the Men's Recepti
Chip Hicks, junior, theology. Goldsboro. N.C.: People should
be quiet as they enter so kids could read their Bibles and
attitude of n
1 have been at SMC for two
years now sans a single
"date" with anyone here. But
when I go home, I am
swamped with invitations.
And I am not alone. This
indicates that we are really not
obnoxious monsters to be
avoided at all costs, and the
the problem lies with you guys.
s spmsters.
So, how about it? Don't be
1 don't recall seeine ^^^ "^^ '"^'^^^ *° attend^ At frightened. No one is going to
from the villase or the Blue Jeans Banquet, the drag you off to the altar if you
gym was so crowded it was ask her to the Saturday night
uncomfortable. And I'll bet movie in the gym.
most of the men reading this
probably received more than
Survey Shows Disapproval of married. Naturally, I myself
PDA.
any polls from the villagt
Taige and Jones Halls. How
many people were polled?
hall? A floor? Maybi
Your article says "a small
On Oct. 31 this question was parents know best, right?
Tennis Bill
Veto Praised
Dear Editor:
We would like to express
our appreciation for the wise
action taken by our SA Presi-
dent Les Musselwhite in
vetoing the appropriation
for lighting the lower tennis
He understood that vetoing ioween?" Strong opinions
the bill would probably not be were blurted out. never
a popular decision with the coming in agreement as a
students, but he also realized whole class,
that the decision to light the As a child, I went through
courts had been made without experiences when the same
duly considering a few im- doubt was in my parents'
portant items such as: 1) Will minds. My mother always
the lower courts be used at thought, "There is no harm
night enough to warrant done. Just let them go." My
spending the money for dad, on the other hand, was
lighting? 2) Are there other always dead set against Hal-
mote important needs on Ioween, Christmas '
campus to which we should other practices o
devote oiir budget surplus at holiday:
this time? seemed
We commend this respon-
Could this College, indeedl The only
re ladies would way anyone could possibly get
le companion- married around here is by
desperate for accident.
tot greedy. A Not Holding My Breath,
)t necessarily Val Swanson
candlelight 396-4128
Terry Bateman, junior, business management. Silver
Springs. Md.: I believe there is a simple answer to a very
serious problem — have a song service as the students are
coming in to maintain a reverent atmosphere.
BillMarcom. senior, communications. Tampa. Fla.: It's a
problem. Maybe they could hang signs over the doors saymg
something like, "Moses took off his shoes in the presence of
God."
, Miami. Fla. : I don't find them
"Prof Questions PDA Poll
Dear Editor:
After reading Terri Prins'
article on PDA, it's obvious
that nothing changes over in
Happy Valley. Also, it shows
Consistency in Holiday Observance Urged
, I have found I have an
unset opinion about which way
sible action in student govern-
Sincerely,
Gteg King and
Del Schutte
A child becomes
mention confused,
leve"nV-da7Adve"ntUtTet when ihinis tend to go against when the parents
my child participate in Hal- my parents' -Jfhe^- ^ ^^ l^!!^ ^ff.^'^'
■ ■ - always to remember that there
is no school for parents to
learn the right thing and that to go.
they are trying to do what they Pray eames
feel is best. guidance in yoi
Parents, if you feel uneasy Sincerely,
on what to do, call on some of Angela Hinton
your fellow students or friends
who have grown up either
celebrating Halloween or not
celebrating it. Find out how
they feel towards their parents
and towards the subject of
Halloween.
I feel you should sit down
and make a decision together,
before your children even
understand what is going on.
national
parents
to fuss every year on
these subjects. We, as chil-
dren, would always go by their
decision at that particular Don't decide you'll wbu tu
time, even though it might decide next year. And I'm not
have been different the pre- saymg which way is the right
vious time, and different the or wrong way to go. But still,
time before that. After all, decide. Be consistent in your
that either the paper is stiU
short staffed or really hard-up
for copy, to have to resort to
womout topics as this.
Is there not more to the
realm of journalism than this
(PDA) topic?
I would also question her
polling techniques. Anyone
that knows anything about -
statistics knows that when a
poll is published it should be
done so with substantiating
evidence. Knowing little,
things like how many people
were polled, what question(s)
were asked, the reaction per-
centages, not to mention per
cent error, are essential. Lit-
tle things like these let the
reader conclude how much
credibility, if indeed any. is to
be placed in these statistics.
Also, does this poll present an
unbiased and proper sample
of the student population?
Afterall, that's what you're
inferring.
Afterall. wnat would
Southern Matrimonial College
be without PDA?
4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, November 8, 1979
Satire
Did the Stones Really Used to be Adventist?
The other day I was eating
in the cafeteria and I took my
tray and sat down at the table
with some people I knew and
; I didn't know. I joined
D the
of those
It
egular
right i;
Adventist
"You know," someone
began, "Ellen G. White says
rock music is bad."
"I didn't know rock music
was around when she was
living," I corrected.
He suddenly had to go and
do something real important
and he left, and we began to
get into the meat of the
conversation. This is where
Adventists really are at their
best, guessing and rationaliz-
ing about things they don't
know about.
"Did you know that all the
members of the Rolling Stones
used to be Adventists?"
Steven dickerhoff
fourth cousin's friend said he
was a reliable source."
The shy boy at the end of
the table, feeling left out
added, "Black Sabbath used
to be singing evangelists. You
can tell by the word 'Sabbath'
"That's a little hard to
believe," someone countered
back. "But did you know
Terrible' Ted Nugent used t
Psychiatrist to Speak Here
The Parent-Teacher Asso-
ciation of Spalding Elemen-
tary School will present a
lecture by D. Ross Campbell,
M.D., on Friday, Nov. 9, a1
7:30 p.m. in the CoUegedale be'came
Academy Auditorium,
Dr Campbell, noted author ExTm^ers'
■ - parent-child Campbell
sion hospital in Riberalta,
Bolivia. Campbell is listed in
the "Who's Who of the
American Psychiatric Asso-
ind in 1968 he
diplomat for the
National Board of Medical
IS married and
tias two sons and two daugh-
ters. The family resides on
Signal Mountain.
and lecturer
relationships, is chairman of
the Board of the Area Psycho-
logical ainic in Chattanooga.
He earned his B.S. degree
from the United States Naval
Academy, and his M.D. at the TI CCT* 7%7 T"
University of Florida, where 1 algB i3.^. iTieS ISeW tOmiat
DTammy Taylor
The Talge Hall Sabbath 3j„i„ ^^j^^ „„, fj.j,„„
School will innovate a new. ,„ contemporary hymns.
.. _., "^"'f ,fZ ,j!"^t\i^'t The lesson study will be
director of fj'"',"'-.,^"^- . '°- ^^^^"-^^ experimentally conducted in
School will begm at -the regu- ,|,^ "round table" style
lar time of 9:50 a.m. John j^^; ^^^ _,„ ^^^^^^ ^^^
Osborne, sophomore theology ^^^^^^^^^ The lessons will
major, wilead he song j^^, „.,^ ^^^^^, p^^„^_^^ ^j
^^^^^^^^'®®®*^ college students.
"Yeah, and besides, I heard used to be Adventists,"
they were all theology majors friend of mine continued,
at Andrews til] they went into "Where did you he
music," his friend added. that?" someone asked him.
"I heard the Carpenters "Iheard it from a reliable be an Adventist youth director
in a northern conference?"
"I'm not sure where I heard
this, but the Atlanta Rhythm
Section, before they came over
to America, used to teach
music at the Adventist college
in France," someone lied.
The conversation continued
in this manner for awhile, with
every rock group from Chubby
Checker to the Knack being
accused of "but, used to be
Adventists." But finally
said something that 1
can't believe.
Did you know Heritage
Parra, used to be Adventist?"
) received a fellowship
in child psychiatry.
Author of the book, "How
to Really Love Your Child"
now in its sixth printing,
Campbell serves i
pediatric training in child psy-
chology at the University of
Tennessee. He is also director
of the Valley Psychiatric Hos-
pital in Chattanooga and con-
sultant in the children and
youth divisions of Moccasin
Bend Mental Health Institute
and T. C. Thompson Chil-
dren's Hospital, both in Chat-
seccalafy-lreceuro'.
G)lvinc
. from p. 1
SDA behavioral and social
scientists through professional
meetings and publications.
The Association also endeav-
ors to assist the SDA church
the discharge of its worldwide
educational and evangelistic
responsibilities by fostering
close cooperation between be-
havioral scientists and other
segments of the church'
cational and missionary
systems.
Before coming to SMC
1972 Colvin taught graduate
counseling at LLU. He
leave last year pursuing
studies in the college teaching
of psychology and in
nature of giftedness and
tivity under E. Paul Torrance
at the University of Georgia,
Colvin also writes as well i
teaches. "Death Trauma and
Attitude Change"
cently published in the AABS
Journal and "Academic Re-
organization in Higher Edu-
cation" has been accepted for
publication in The Adventist
Journal ofEducatioj
OOOOM
: of the coordinators of the
Talge Sabbath School, invites
students to attend the new-
style program. He is also
interested in receiving feed-
back from the student body.
"I want to know what they
think about the new form of
Sabbath School," he said,
"and would surely appreciate
any suggestions for improve-
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Thursday, November 8, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Natural History Zoo Housed in Hackman
DDebra Gainer
Natural history students and-tan copperhead, its flat, you'll see rows of glass and
know about it. Chemistry diamond-shaped head looking wire cages. Inside the cages
students know about it. be- wicked and dangerous. For- ^r^ mostly more snakes —
cause it's overtaken the room mally known as Agkistrodon colored green and brown,
they use for their laboratory contortrix. this unfriendly guy black and grey; there's even
experiments. How about you? is the opening attraction of the one with a red ring around its
Do you know that SMC has its zoo. Its other inhabitants are neck. There are about 15 in
own miniature zoo on campus? less menacing. all, eight or nine different
Check it out for yourself. It's Inside the lab room to your ''i"ds, including rat snakes,
just inside Hackman Hall, right and toward the back, com snakes, rough green and
down the stairs
right— Room 108.
have emphasized collecting in
that area. But snakes aren't
the only animals represented,
fact, they i
the
the colle
First you'll pass a tall glass
cabinet with two big, stuffed
e.x-birds perched on top.
Locked inside is a smaller
glass cage with a tightly fitting
wire mesh lid. It looks as if
the cage is full of leaves and
sticks,
looking '
nth
T^^ ringnecfc snakes.
*t| The largest is a
black rat snake, all
after
shmey-n
having recently shed
its summer skin. It
is 56 inches long — or
approximately that;
it doesn't enjoy
being stretched out
liously for
The collection was originally
begun as a laboratory project
for Dr. Steen's natural history
class. Each student was to
collect and maintain a live
organism and to observe and
keep notes on it throughout its
life cycle. For example,
students have found moth and
butterfly larvae, to watch
them evolve
Try all the GRANOLAS from
"GRANOLA PEOPLE"
EX-NATURAL FOODS
nOLLEGEDALE, TENNESSEE
rather prefers
resting coiled in the
corner of its cage.
The smallest is a tiny three-
inch worm snake, usually hid-
den among the leaves and dirt
in its glass-jar house main-
tained by Dennis Grigsby.
Snakes make up the larger
part of the collection of crea-
tures in Hackman Hall. This,
is because, says Dr. David*
Steen, associate professor of
biology, two biology stu-
dents— David Youngberg and
Ken Nelson — have a particu-
lar interest in reptiles and
Where
BAKING' is our
Middle Name!
ifil
mcKee
BaKinG
companv
observed are crickets, spiders,
and praying mantises — one
hangs heavily from the top of a
twig, its fat green abdomen
looking full of eggs.
The most lively members of
the zoo are the white mice.
They live in a cage by the
window, merrily reproducing
and growing and running
round and round inside their
squeaky exercise wheel, all
unaware of their eventual fate
as a snake dinner. 1 watched
the copperhead unconcernedly
swallow three of them at one
sitting, each bigger around
than his own neck, making
bulges in his length which
gave him the disconcerting
look of a skinny man with
three vague pot bellies.
Other attractions are a rat, a
scorpion, and a hive of bees.
The rat, belonging to Biz
Fairchild. is black and white,
with a naked tail and sharp
yellow teeth. His name is
Rudyard and he's always hun-
gry. Next to- his cage, a deep
dish makes a home for a
scorpion. It also used to be
home for two other scorpions,
before they managed to es-
cape one night, climbing on a
paper towel carelessly
dropped in their dish. The
bees are working busily, as
bees are supposed to do,
filling a wax comb behind an
observation glass panel with
rich-looking golden honey.
Nearby, blue guppies swim
through an aquarium of some-
times green water. Dr. Steen
has set up a natural aquarium
system, using no filters or
pumps, but rather just sun-
light and fresh air. A natural
terrarium for salamanders and
other amphibians is planned
for the near future.
Dr. Steen requests students
not to kill or let go the various
creepy crawlers they may
happen to find. Instead, they
should bring them to
Hackman Hall where they can
be added to the natural history
collection. The snake-keepers
are especially looking for coral
snakes, rattlers, scariet king
snakes, water moccasins, and
and garter snakes.
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, November 8, 1979
Pilgrim^s Progress Completed at the Heart
Seeker's journey through
College Dale was sow many
days old and total despair was
expressed in each belaboured
step. But there approached
one to Seeker dressed in fair
attire. He wore trousers of
white, a shirt of white, and, in
the brisk autumn air he had
domied a sweater — of white. I
looked closer and noticed that
shoes, belt, and yes, socks
were all of white. But, though
white, a strange white it was
indeed. Clorox nor Ooroz II
could such a white as this _
John mcvoy
procure. The cfoth from which
this all was made was also
without earthly peer. Never
material of such a weave hath
any loom of earth perceived.
So attired, this one ap-
proached and spoke thus to
True-Friend: You must be
Seeker. I am True-Friend,
Lee on Campus to Promote
Adventist Colleges Abroad
though you may have heard of
me by my other name, Share-
Christ.
Seeker: I am pleased to
meet you. I am verily as
you have said — Seeker.
True-Friend: Would you be
rid of that great burden?
Seeker: Yes {and to him-
self, "here we go again").
True-Friend then drew close
and spoke in low and earnest
tones that I, their content,
could not tell. After con-
versing so for some time, they
came to a small ascent which
was crowned by a wooden
cross. As a Christian I thought
I recognized the place, and
looked for a signpost to read,
"Calvary," or "Golgotha."
Strange that these words upon
my eyes then fell, "The Heart
of College Dale."
True-Friend was pointing to
the cross and speaking to
Seeker in tones now a bit
louder for their triumphant
ring:
". . .'twas here all this took
place. If thou were the only
one. He, this work, would
have begun. . ."
With that I saw the burden
begin to loose from Seeker's
back till it tumbled out of sight
and upon some unseen place
did light. And then what a
transformation occurred.
Seeker's tags melted away
and in their place appeared
the same shining raiment
which True-Friend wore.
I watched Seeker as he now
continued his journey through
College Dale, light-hearted
and free. His journey was not
long until he came to a large
hill dubbed, "Graduation."
Before its final crest, he
turned and to a small group
gathered there spoke thus:
"These words, my fel-
lows, mind:
Do seek that ye might
find,
that place whereat my
burden fell,
ah, yes. The Heart of
College Dale."
DChristine Schneeberger
For students who are inter-
ested in spending a year at an
Adventist College overseas.
Nov. 7-9 are dates to remem-
ber. On these days Dr.
Donald E. Lee, director of
Institutioaal Research from
the General Conference Board
of Education, will be on the
SMC campus. Lee is the
official representative of the
Adventist Colleges Abroad
program.
" On Wednesday, Nov. 7, Lee
will speak .at the 7 p.m.
worshipjn Thatcher Hall. On
ITiursday, Nov. 8, he'll give
the worship programs at 9:30
and 10 p.m. in Talge Hall.
Also during his visit, Lee
will speak in several of the
regular classes of the modem
languages department. "In-
terested students as well as
regular class members are
encouraged to attend," says
Dr. Robert Morrison, chair-
man_of the modem languages
department. Lee is' expected
to meet with the following
classes on the following days:
Wednesday— GeTman I,
6:15, LWH 105
Thursday— French I, 8:00,
LWH 110; Spanish I. 12:00,
LWH 217; Spanish I, 1:00,
LWH 210
Fn'Ary— Spanish 11. 10:00,
LWH 215 (This meeting is
Several SMC students have
recently spent a year at one of
the Adventist Colleges in
Europe — including Sagunto,
Spain; Collonges. France; and
Bogenhofen. Austria — and
will be glad to share their
experiences.
Their names can be ob-
tained through the modem
languages department (LWH
204. ext. 4205).
There is also a number of
students who are presently
attending one of these col-
leges. Most of their names
are listed in the Joker. These
students do appreciate letters
and are able to provide addi-
tional information on the life
at an Advenrist College
Abroad.
calendar
thursday sunday
A Student Missions Club
meeting will be held at 7 p.m.
in Lynn Wood Hall, Room 217.
Dr. Lee will be on campus
for those interested in Ad-
ventist Colleges Abroad. For
more information^ contact the
modern languages depart-
Saturday
"Switzerland— In Four
Seasons" by Curt Matson will
be shown in the Physical
Education Center at 8 p.m.
For ticket information, contact
the Student Center.
Opening of "11 Southem
Photographers: I Shall Serve
One Land Unvisited" in the
Mezzane Gallery of Hunter
Museum of Art.
UTC Faculty Recital in the
Hunter Museum Auditorium
at 2:30 p.m.
Dr. Frank Knittel and Glen
McColpin will discuss the
film, "Roger Williams." and
federal aid to parochial
schools at 7 p.m. in Talge
Hall.
The Blue Jeans Banquet
will be held in the Physical
Education Center at 6 p.m.
monday
Josephine Cunnington Ed-
wards will speak on "The
Manners of the Preacher's
Kids" at7p.m. in Summerour
Hall, Room 105. as a part of
the ministerial wives enrich-
ment program.
' Kiwanis Travelogue, "The
Canadian Far West," by Den-
nis Cooper will be held in
Memorial Auditorium at 8
p.m. $3 admission.
O. E. Thomas, the broad-
cast director of Croxall,
Ericson and Associates, will
discuss broadcasting aspects
of advertising at 7:30 p.m. in
Lynn Wood Hall, Room 309.
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Thursday, November 8, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
SMC to Host Gymnastic
Clinic for 10 Academies
DNeroli Hills
Southern Missionary
College will host a gymnastic
clinic for the teams from ten of
the academies in the Southern
Union. The workshop will
take place this weekend, Nov.
9-11.
"The workshop is designed
to give already capable gym-
nasts extra tips and help them
improve their style," stated
Phil Garver, workshop spon-
fun-filled, practical weefcena
for both the academies' and
the SMC gymnastic teams.
Several Danish gymnastic
coaches will be demonstrating
proper techniques to the stu-
dents on Friday. Saturday
night and Sunday morning the
ten teams will work out with
the SMC gymnastic team.
"This could be a strong
recruiting device as well as
help to the academy kids,"
said Rick Giebell, an SMC
gymnast.
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Monday, Nov. 12
5:30 (B) Greve vs. Kittle — Field A
(W) Jaguars vs. Turbochargers — Field B
7:00 (A) Schultz vs. Nafie — Field A
(B) Rushing vs. Daniels — Field B
Tuesday, Nov. 13
5:30 (W) Panteras vs. Ferraris — Field A
(A) Mosley vs. Evans — Field B
7:00 (A) Nafie vs. Diminich — Field A
(B) Robbins vs. Bumham — Field B
Wednesday, Nov. 14
5:30 (B) Bumham bs. Thoresen — Field A
(W) Ferraris vs. Jaguars — Field B
7:00 (B) Daniels vs. Robbins — Field A
(A) Schultz vs. Arellano — Field B
Thursday, Nov. 15
5:30 (W) Turbochargers vs. Superchargers — Field A
(B) Kittle vs. Rushing — Field B
7:00 (B) Bumham vs. Daniels — Field A
(B) Greve vs. Cummings — Field B
Sports
The 'Bump^
in Vogue for
Upcoming
Volleyball
Yes, you heard correcfll If
you don't know how to bump
by now, you had better leam
because volleyball season is
This year we are having
mixed teams which will be
divided into A and B leagues.
Also there is two-man vol-
leyball for the men and
So come on over to the gym
and sign up right away before
Nov. 15.
If you haven't figured out
what the "bump" is, I'll give
hint-
the
SCOREBOARD
WOMEN
Jaguars
Ferraris
Panteras
Superchargers
Turbochargers
4
3
2
2
1
0
2
3
4
3
MEN'S "A" LEAGUE
Evans
Schultz
Mosley
Nafie
Diminich
Arellano
5
5
3
3
2
1
1
2
3
3
5
5
MEN'S "B" LEAGUE
Greve
Kittle
Robbins
Bumham
Rushing
Cummings
Xhoresen
^els
S
5
3
0
1
1
3
3
3
4
5
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■8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. November 8. 1979
ANNOUNCEMENTS
classified ads
PERSONALS .
A.C.A, student and would like
to help form a dub. leave your
name, rm, number, and year
and place of study abroad in
Box 261 Thatcher.
•All elementaiy
majors should plan to attend
an organizational meeting of
the Student Education Associ-
ation during chapel on Tues-
day. Nov. 13 at Summerour
Hall assembly room (first
floor). Chapel credit will be
given for atteoding.
LOST & FOUND
•Lost: A large red cylinder
cootfdning art work — chalk
and pencil drawings. It was
last seen in the eotry-way of
the cafeteria. If anyone has
found this, please contact
Jeanette Johnson, ph. 4155.
RIDES NEEDED
•URGENT 3 Homesick peo-
Th^ksgiving vacation. We'll
help wih gas and driving.
Call Manolo at 4901 or leave a
message at Talge A-10.
Thanks.
•For Sale:_ Udies full-
length leather coat. Size 7
For details call Dawn at
395-3736, evenings.
•For Sale: An open airplane
ticket for any airlines. Worth
S70, will sell for $60. Call
4689.
the
bread Boy I could
Keep loving mel You
life. I love you. Moo Cow P.s'.
Remember your
Moo Moo
little
•37702, 1 like youl 82347
•To Whom It May Concern,
Snidora Wart-Worthy said hi
and have a good day.
•Dale Jones: Wishing you
the best on your birthday. I
hope you have a good one. 1
still think you're ok, I don't
care what your
says. Andy
•Dear "wild & crazy" bacfa-
elon, Just wanted to say a big
thank you for making the band
trip so much fun! Signed, A
•Dearest Doc, You're the
greatest. I'm glad we're
friends. Love always, Tweety
preparing for heaven togetherl
Have a great day I Love,
Twinkie
•Dear Little Boy, You're so
sweet! I love you! All my
love— Your Little Girl!
•Steve — We miss you at
breakfast. Does chemistry
really mean more to you than
we do? Cherle and Ceci
"S.E.E. — Don't forget your
key and bib Saturday nigfati
•Terry Bowyer, Have you
died? If so. please notify your
secret sis, so she can attend
the funeral. Thank you.
•Robert, Saw you in your
shorts, boy do you have great
legs. R.V.R.
•Dear Mother & Daddy:
I'm broke! Please send money
or I'll have to give plasmal
Love, Patty
•Todd Lang: Didn't you like
the penguins?! I know you're
still alive — I sat near you at the
movie Sat. night! How about a
note? Patiently, Secret Sis
•Dear Bert: Thank-you so
much for a lovely Saturday
oightl Hope you're have a
good week. T.L.S. from T.J.
•Happy Birthday, Missy
BrunkenI Since you can't
celebrate the big event among
the majestic cornstalks of
Iowa, you'll have to settle for
the Happy Valley Hollowl
Much love from Doofy, Inc.,
and the Iowa Aristocracy
•Dear William: Happy
November! Thanks for being a
resplendent correspondent so I
don't become despondent.
Your S.S.. Chelsea
•Dear Six-Pack Jack: I hope
you find what you're lookiDg
for. Maybe you can rent one.
Your Southern Belle
•Dear Banjo-Man Fan:
Very impressed, but who art
thou? Banjo Man
•Dear Mystery Sisters:,
Shorten the distance. Will be
waiting for your call, Dennis
•Bill Lopes: Can't wait to
hear from you again. You
haven't surprised me yet
Your adopted secret sister —
•To Andy K., Roses ate
blue, violets are red, if you
don't love me, I'll bash in your
head. Love, Mergatroid
•Dear Flavian, I think your
honey is great. Just be
careful, some bear might come
along and eat it. Love, Du%
and my lovecat.
•Dear 52281, Thanks for
finally letting me give you a
kiss. I loved it! (No more
predicament cookies, pleasel)
•Dear Curtis, Have a happy
Sabbath and a good weekend.
Love, Holly Hobbie
•Thanks Tammy & Brent for
the terrific weekend. Your
friend, Mary
•Keith T. You're something
special. Have a good day.. .An
Admirer
•JackBowen: I think you're
great... Have a wonderful day.
A Secret Admirer
•Uear94216&97342, Thank
you for the fun, and all the big
"hellos." The mystery will
be solved. (Just give a few
more clues) B.R.
for
beautiful. 91251
•To all my friends: Thanks
so much for making my B-day
the best ever. Linda P.
•Dear VERY SECRET Sis of
Mike Stone: Ifyou really don't
have time, or if you'd rather
not bother with this secret
brother-sister thing, then
please at least let me know
who you are so 1 won't have to
worry about it any longer!
Thanks! ***Given Up***
•Dear Roast Beef, Come
udy in our room again and
e'U fix you some popcorn!
"Dear 94486, Hope you get
over your sudden death.
Heartbreak is a terrible way to
go. 17310
•Zeb Arnold McGoGo.
Really enjoyed the conversa-
tion the other night. Hope" you
found who you were looking
for— A: inta Maybe? Call
again anytime, but before
eleven o'clock, please #4582
•Rose Lee, You are a great
friend and all around a terrific
person! Because of you, this
new student's introduction to
SMC was a warm and happy
, one! Thanx for caring.
•Krystal Norris, Thank you
for sharing your Summer of
Miracles. It broke my heart
and uplifted my soul. Char-
•To my dear little boy.
You're so sweet! Love you
bundles. Love, Your little girl
•Patty, Dean, & Richie Ed-
wards, Thanks for a fantastic
weekend in the Smokies — the
only thing bad about the
weekend was that it only
lasted two days. Tell your folks
thanks again for havin' all of
us! Much thanks. Andy
•To JEZEBEL (tl.e witch
who called on Halloween
night): We were very in-
trigued by your phone call.
Please contact us again soon at
ph. 4758. Signed, R&K P.S.
We like your voice.
soaked last week. No.
nice to hear from you. If you
like, of course. Drop whatever
by Thatcher in the secret sister
box — I'll pick it up. Have a
good day! Sparkles
•Dear "Sonshine," Thanks
so much for the little note of
encouragement last week.
Hope you have a beautiful
•Dear Debbie, HAPPY
BiRTHDAYll Want you to
know you are appreciated. I
love you. Your
Neroli
•Toni A. — Thanks for put-
ting up with mc so far this
school year. I hope 1 don't
freeze you out or talk to you
too much. 1 always have a lot
to say. Sorry! But anyway,
I'm glad we compromise.
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State Senator Ashe to
Present Chapel Thursday
State Senator Victor Ashe During the past four years,
will address the student body Ashe was one of the most
of Southern Missionary Col- persistent and outspoken cri't-
lege on Nov, 15, at 11 a.m. in ics of former Governor Ray
the physical education center. Blanton — his patronage poli-
Senator Ashe's visit to the cies and his commutation of
College is being sponsored by the sentence of convicted
the Student Association and double-murderer Roger
Collegedale Commissioner Humphreys.
Greg Vital.
Ashe, who represents por- The Senator authored Ten-
tions of Knox, Blount and nessee's Presidential Primary
Loudon Counties, is the law. the Lobbyist Disclosure
law, and the Financial Dis-
closure law.
In the 1976 and 1978 elec-
tions, Ashe received more
votes in his State Senate
elections than any other mem-
ber of the 132-member
General Assembly including
Lt. Governor John Wilder and
House Speaker Ned Mc-
Wherter.
Ashe, an attorney, is a
partner in the firm of Morton,
Lewis and Krieg in Knoxville.
He is a member of the
Knoxville Civitan Club, and a
former chairman of the East
Tennessee Heart Association.
He belongs to Central Baptist
Church of Bearden in Knox-
JSew Taco Fiesta Caters to Adventists
Ringgold Church Unveils
Christian Art Collection
□ Donna Kelly
The Ringgold (Ga.) done for him."
Seventh-day Adventist church Childers also mentioned
will unveil their art collection that although all the pieces do
Dec. 1. Malcolm Childers, not use traditional Christian
assistant professor of art, will symbols, they all deal with
speak at the 11 a.m. service order and beauty from the
along with other concerned Christian perspective.
Lnnstian artists. Among the artists repre-
Artists from many places in seated is Clarence Graves
the US as well as some local whose medium is serigraphy,
°°^? will be represented in the or silkscreening. When asked
exhibit, the collection itself, what theme Graves' work is
which will be displayed in the based on, Childers, who is
main foyer of the church, personally acquainted with
consists of works by eight to many of these artists, said,
ten contemporary artists. "He is attempting, through
In an interview, Childers, his work, to bring to the
who has been instrumental '
getting the exhibit- togethi
said that the art is ni
quality.
"This kind of work ^ „^ ^.„.
ously contemplative and found Three of Graves' silkscreens
in many contemporary collec- are in Ringgold's exhibit,
"pns," he remarked. "These Duane Galsey, also a seri-
pieces were done as a product grapher, is represented. The
or worship in the hopes that a Ringgold church owns his
person viewing tfiem wUl be piece, "Semichron," which is
'ea to think about where he one of a suite of 30 works
stands and come to a greater
awareness of what God has Cont. on p. 7
rent topical
deep-seated feelings about
Christianity in the twentieth
century flow of thought."
DLisa Kelley
Sunday, Nov. U, was the
grand opening date for Taco
Fiesta, the new Mexican res-
taurant which offers the option
of beef or vegetarian entrees.
Festivities for the opening
included radio station WDOD
broadcasting live from in front
of the restaurant; Southern
Missionary College's noted
guitarist Steve Martin was
there as their strolling mari-
acha, and tied in front under
the Taco Fiesta sign, was
Little Lolita, a small, gray
burro, decked out in a som-
brero with holes for her ears
and a fur blanket with the
Taco Fiesta logo on it.
For years Taco Bell has
been the fast-food haven for
Adventists. There they could
order bean burritos and tos-
tadas, taking it for granted
they weren't getting any
meat. That is, until the word
was out that Taco Bell was
adding lard to their beans.
With this problem in mind.
Dr. Donald Fillman and Stan
Schleenbaker conceived Taco
Fiesta over two years ago and
incorporated it in 1977. They
wanted to build a restaurant
that Adventists could eat at
and be assured that they were
not getting any meat.
The menu at Taco Fiesta
includes tacos, burritos, tos-
tadas, frijoles, and Fiesta
burgers. Unlike Taco Bell
they have included cheese
enchiladas, chili and nachos
with cheese or bean dip. Their
chips are fried daily.
Mr. Stan SchJeenoaker,
manager of Taco Fiesta, said,
"Only three items are pre-
pared with beef and those
three can be ordered vege-
tarian upon request. SDAs
can feel comfortable eating at
Taco Fiesta because great
precautions have been taken
to assure our people that they
are eating vegetarian in every
aspect. Even the chili is made
with 100 per cent vegetarian
protein. The enchiladas are
available only in cheese."
Desserts are included in the
Taco Fiesta menu, too. Fro-
zen fruit yogurt, soft vanilla
ice cream and sopapillas are
provided "to make sure neo-
ple can feel comfortable and
satisfied by having a complete
meal including a dessert."
To those who are concerned
with cleanliness, it is to be
observed that the cashiers do
not handle the food. And for
added convenience, a drive-in
window is provided.
will close one hour before
sundown on Friday and open
one hour after sundown on
Saturdays, staying open til 11
p.m.
Taco Fiesta is located only
eight miles from the SMC
campus. Take Ringgold Rd. to
East Brainard Rd., turn right,
and it is a short distance past
the Red Food Store, on the
left.
Orchestra Features Guest
Violinist in Fall Concert
The SMC Symphony Or-
chestra will present its annual
fall concert on Saturday even-
ing, Nov. 17, at 8 p.m. in the
Physical Education Center.
The orchestra, under the
direction of Professor Orlo
Gilbert, will feature guest
artist Lilian Wen, a 16 year-
old violinist. Wen began
studying violin at the age of
five. She has since studied at
the Staatliche Hochschule Fur
Musik in Germany and at the
Boston University.
Now an international per-
former. Wen has appeared in
several states as well as
Germany, Taiwan, China and
Canada. During the last two
years, she has performed as a
soloist with the Boston Pops
Orchestra, the Worchester
Festival Orchestra and the
Boston Symphony Orchestra.
As- guest soloist with the
orchestra. Wen will be playing
the finale from Saint Saens'
Concerto No, 3 for violin and
orchestra.
Also featured will be Robert
VandeVere, trombonist, son
of Dr. and Mrs. Wayne Van-
deVere of Collegedale. He
will perform Marcello's So-
nata No. 11 for solo trombone
and strings.
Featured at this concert will
be a first for the SMC Sym-
phony Orchestra — the per-
formance of a complete four-
movement symphony, "The
Reformation Symphony" by
Mendelssohn. "This per-
formance," says Gilbert, "will
demonstrate the technical
growth of this musical organi-
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, November 15, 1979
Opinions _
editorial
student Delighted with SA Fall Festival
For some people it's the fellowship, for others it's the food,
but the best thing I lite about Thanksgiving is T.V.
After three months straight without a telly spitting out
mindless drivel to ease my tension-tightened mind, I lose
myself in excellent cartoons in the morning, football games
during the afternoon and "The Mouse on the Mayflower" and
"Peanuts Thanksgiving Special" at night.
Holiday TV is good therapy. It soothes and lulls me into a
relaxed mood by aUowing me to dwell on simple, easy-to-
understand plots and dialogues. Miles Standish loves Priscilla
Aldin, the Mouse finds a home in the church belfry, and
everyone gets invited to Charlie Brown's grandma's house for
Thanksgiving dinner.
It's all so nice and uncomplicated to sit down in front of a TV
in a big armchair for a few hours.
Think about this when you turn on yout television over the
holidays. Then come back to school refi:eshed and
decobwebbed.
As you coop yourself up to study for finals, remember
this— only three weeks till the Grinch, Rudolph and Frosty.
— dlw
Dear Editor:
I look forward to "our
Accent" each week, and al-
though a Junior who faithfully
reads Dickerhoff, and other
assorted opinions. 1 have nev-
er shared my own with you.
Let me change that.
What happened to the re-
porter sent to cover the Fall
Festival? What? You say he
drowned on hisway across the
creekl In light of that disaster
let me share the following.
The atmosphere was per-
fect! Many hands worked
hard creating it. I was there
early and I know. The
"stage" was dressed in hay
and nestled amone the bales
were perfectly formed pump-
kins. The trees were hung
with bobbing pumpkin faces,
and carved pumpkins lent
their glow to the night.
Hands were held and laugh-
ter shared as we relaxed and
enjoyed happy music, good
tood, a tunny movie and great
costume show. (The movie
required your own happy end-
ing.) The bonfire blazed as it
should, and we cheered as the
feat of lamp pole climbing was
expertly demonstrated!
Let's talk costumesi I saw
camera flashes, was there no
film? I just know if you had
been provided pictures of that
cute little Chattanooga Hoo
Choo train, Mr. and Mrs. Bozo
with their crops of red hair,
the lovely Christmas package
and Superman, etc. you would
have printed them! (There
was so-o-o-o much space de-
voted to PDA). Congratula-
tions to Dracula for being
grand prize winner and for
arriving on the Accent's front
page. How did that happen,
was he thirsty?
Gainer Finds Defense of Public Affection Unacceptable
Dear Editor:
I would like to comment on
what I consider to be the
appalling response, verbal
even more than written, to
Terri Prins' report of Neroli
Hills' survey on PDA. Isn't'
there a Chinese proverb
somewhere that says some-
thing like "He who is most
guilty speaks loudest in
defense?"
Let roe point oat a couple of
things that the defenders of
PDA seem to have overlookeo.
(Of course, it is said that ' 'love
is blind.")
I) PDA in the survey was
defined as displays beyond
hand-holding, ann-entwining,
and single kisses. Very few
people object to these normal,
natural, and expected dis-
plays; it is the prolonged
/ \
the souttiern accent
Missionary Collega.
arn Missionary College !
kissing of various sorts, exag-
gerated body-to-body contact,
and other even more passion-
ate expressions that are con-
sidered objectionable.
2) In spite of what "the
affectionist" claims, there are
in fact many places on campus
besides the dorm porches and
lobbies and daylit sidewalks
where physical intimacies can
be shared. Empty classrooms,
overhanging trees, the dark
fields behind the Plaza, the
biology trail — these are only a
partial listing of the places
available for private displays
of afi'ection, also known as
PDA, and, I trust, equally as
satisfactory to the parties in-
volved as the public variety.
3) Contrary to expressed
opinion, it is not only those
who've never had dates or
boyfriends who disapprove of
PDA. Both the conductor of
the FDA survey and the writer
of the article have steady
boyfriends; one is engaged.
There are many other girls in
Thatcher who are also in love,
but don't consider it necessary
to advertise their physicaf
relationships.
4) I find that explicit PDA is
unacceptable not only from a
Christian standpoint of mod-
esty, but also from a social
standpoint of good breeding.
People of good taste and social
status are able to realize the
advantages of behaving with
proper decorum in public. And
if, as Mr. Osbom suggests,
the majority of students ' on
campus is not opposed to
PDA, well, we all know that
"might doesn't" necessarily
make right."
In conclusion, I suppose
that "Prof Rima is right.
Nothing ever changes in
Happy Valley. Some people
will continue to insist on their
right to bore, embarrass, or
disgust the rest of the public
with their displays of bedroom
behavior. And some people
will continue to be moved to
public displays of irritation by
this sort of vulgarity.
I had a wonderful time I
Thank you SA for all the hard
work you put into the evening
and thanks for the pumpkin
too!
Ah, I feel better now.
Fan Cheers
Dickerhoff
Satire Column
Dear Editor:
While the "Opinions" sec-
tion of our paper is running
rampant with comments about
the hobbie-horse, PDA, I
would like to express a hats-
off, and three cheers to you
and your sponsor for your
satire column.
Week after week satirist
Steven Dickerhoff superbly
handles comical, controver-
sial, and conventional issues
with wit, humor, and insight.
His Carson-style approach
contributes greatly to the vari-
ety of the material presented
in the Accent. 1 wouldn't be
surprised if his column is one
of the most popular in our
For those who had some-
thing to do with finding this
talent for the Accent, great
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Thursday. November 15, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT -
n writing in regard to the
letter by Ms. Val Swanson in
the Nov. S Accent complaining
about the lack of invitations
that SMC men make toward
the residents of Thatcher.
With all due respect, I think
s quite wrong. I person-
concede that my being a
faculty member may account
for this singular failure of
SMC's reputation, but to know
that my students break their
backs to get dates, and then to
get this accusation from a
resident of Thatcher is too
ally know guys who have made much !
tons of calls to the other side However, I woiild be a
of the campus and usually get hypocrite, a barbarian, and
one acceptance out of ten calls worse than a tax collector if 1
on the average. criticized a situation without
When I was hired here, the offering a solution. The very
reputation of Southern Matri- letter that provoked this one
monial College preceded itself obviously indicates that there
clear to California. My col- are ladies that are frustrated
leagues, upon hearing of my about the dating s
single state, solemnly assured
me that I was at the right
place. No such luck, for my
success rate is less than one in
twenty. Now, I am willing to
unique matching of two peo- the above task, provided that a
pie, but 1 propose that the campus organization gets be-
computer generate a list of hind it to get the necessary
possible names of compatible permission, provide the peo-
peopleofthe opposite sex that pie-power to distribute the
a person could choose from, lists, and do the advertising.
By juggling things around a
bit, such as using different Thank you.
questions every week o
weekly, we can assure our-
selves that the same names
; up all the time
a given person. Naturally,
Owens Proposes Computer Matching as Solution to Dating Situation
Dear Editor:
stake. 1 therefore propose a
weekly or semiweekly com-
puter dating service to help
break the ice and help people
make contact with each other.
To make sure that there is a
demand, 1 suggest that a
campus organization back it
up and supply the person-
nower and advertising for it.
The scheme is quite simple.
If you have been to chapel
lately and have stared at your foi
chapel card out of sheer the lists can be expected
boredom, you will have noted valid for at least two to three participate
an eight OCR entry field under weeks, so we don't have to do
the OCR field that you enter this every week.
your ID in. By using this field
as an entry field for a simple, I repeat, by providing a
eight question dating form, of names, rather than
and doing this during chapel, name, the computer does uui -.
we can assure a large number do the choosing, but simply CUteS
of people takmg the opportu- helps narrow down the avail-
nity to try the service out. able field of choices, with the Dear Editor-
Now, eight questions is not person receiving the list mak- We were aghast by the lack
much to umquely match a guy ing the final choices. (That of PDA response in last
to a gal, but ,t will cut down person, by the way. does not week's issue of The Southern
on the amoun of computation have to be a guy.) Accent. We then decided to
needed to make the matches. 1 am willing to help write take our own poll and find the
Also, I do not propose a the computer program to do attitude of the average SMC
_ r% t ' -t student. We surveyed one
iianquet Behavior Denounced ™"p'^ makingout under a
Gerald Owens
Instructor, Computer Science
P.S. For the suspicious: I
will be using the student files
to provide this service. Since I
student, I couldn't
this. Oh well....
"Profs"
Suggest Love
that SMC's
Christ Emphasized, Not PDA
Dear Editor:
in regards
articles written on PDA, 1 just
have one comment to make, "I
personally feel that PDA has
been over emphasized."
There is a proper place and
time for PDA, but Thatcher
Hall lobby is not the proper
place to say good night to the
That's all that I'm going to
say about PDA , but let's
remember what this college
stands for. SMC is a Christian
college with a goal to set. If
everyone would look in his
SMC catalog on page 2,
bottom half of paragraph 2, it
says, "The purpose of Chris-
tian education is to assist the
students in knowing and do-
ing, with Christ's help, the
will of God more perfectly.
Only through Christ can man
be restored fully as he was
created in the image of God.
Our educational philosophy is.
study or a preparation for the
life that is now. It encom-
passes the whole being and Dear Editor:
the whole period of existence Although the food and en-
possible to man. It is the tertainment at the Blue Jeans
harmonious development of Banquet Sunday night were
the physical, mental, social, excellent. I was disturbed by
and spiritual powers, pre- pne distraction that I feel
paring the student for the joy compelled to write about- I
of service in this worid and in was appalled by the immature
the worid to come." behavior of a number of
tree and came to the obvious
conclusion that SMC is 100
dumping drink onto the per cent pro-PDAI This left us
utterly shocked and outraged.
Our next step was to pur-
posely take an E. G. White
quote entirely out of context;
"PDA benumbs the senses,
clouds the mind, and excites
. J I. XL i ciL*/- , . . . ^ ...u.<.^iiuu u, UUI the lower passions." After
- - bad enough that SMC students in attendance there, family training? Ijustwonder this finding we immediately
has a nickname of Southern It began with the throwing of what kind of example of SMC rend our garments, put ashes
Matrimonial College. Let s paper airplanes which were this set if there were any on our heads, and devised
not earn a new nickname. made from the evening pro- visitors present. Those who steps to put a stop to this
Sofoks, lets le this PDA gram, which, after realizing were involved in such non- licentious "Love Disease "
topic die gracefully and re- that many students had sense, please think about this. L?sted%eIow ar? Se few
sume to our studies, but most merely regressed back to theu- Think about the possibUity of steps we think mieht he
important, let s keep our eyes elementary or academy days, I someone getting hit in the face helpful in ending this
upon Jesus second coming passed off in my mind as and getting hurt. Also think outrage-provided Les Mus-
table, but when students be-
gan getting hit in the head
with these flying plates, it was
thoroughly disgusting.
How about it, SMC? Is this
learning here?
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childish horseplay without about how the Lord must feel selwhite doesn't veto them,
need for comment. when He looks upon such 1) Anti-PDA patrol:
But when it digressed to the unreasonable behavior. Headed by Super Patrol (you
flinging of used plastic plates I realize that only a small know, the guy who plays
{coated with tomato sauce), it number of students was in- police officer before and after
had gone too far for me to volved in such degrading be- chapel on Tuesday and Thurs-
remain silent about the situ- havior, but please, those who day). This squad would be
ation. Not only lack of were involved, grow up a bit armed vrith the latest two-cell
maturity was exhibited here, and behave like college flashlights and "Johnny field
but also a gross lack of students, then maybe you can
manners and consideration for expect to be treated that way.
others. It was bad enough
that several students had Respectfully,
plates crashing into their food, Johnny Lazor
ommunicators
(walkie-talkies). They would
be able to immediately spring
and quench any
would-be student pleasure.
2) The council of 10: This
would be a council composed
of the 10 most anti-PDA
people on campus. Yes, the
10 least asked out girls in
Thatcher Hall. (President
Joiner will preside over future
meetings.)
3) The gratification ex
change plan: Any student
abstaining from PDA for a
period less than 7 days and not
more than humanly bearable,
will be awarded a six-pack of
his/her favorite beverage.
David "Prof Lovell
Steven "Froi" Dickerhoff
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4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, November 15. 1979
a southern accent!
DMelissa Smith
Illustrations by Mark Ford
"Randy! What goes on page
three this week?"
"Should we put the VM ad on
page eight or four?"
"Are you sure Collegedale
Home and Auto just gets 1/16th
of a page?"
Thus begins another whirlwind
Turlington & sandy Musgrave, lyplBlB
week of typing, revising, pasting,
lining-up and laughing together
an issue of The Southern Accent.
It all begins Sunday when the
editors and typists enter the
freshly tidied office and begin
work on the snowy layout sheets.
The placement of advertisements,
essential to the budget of the
paper, is the first step. When
they have been properly ar-
ranged, article and picture place-
^nt t)egins.
The Compugraphic, which
prints the articles, beeps and
buzzes as Terri Turlington beats
out satirist Dickerhoff's column.
Sandie breezes in to discuss
pictures and John McVay calls to
say his column is on the way up.
Randy edits stories, scratching
ruthlessly with his felt-tip pen,
while Dana and Melissa, wielding
single-edge razor blades, cut,
chop and slice the typed articles
Into some semblance of organized
and equal columns.
"Randy, is there a picture on
page six this week?"
"How aljout the classified ads,
do they.. .Randy! Are you lis-
tening to me?"
"Do you think we should call
Miss Andrews on this. Randy?"
Day two— Monday— we all get
down to serious typing and lay-
out. The layout sheets, now
slightly smudged and slit by razor
blades, are taking shape. Randy
grumbles about article shortages,
proofreader Terri Prins embla-
zons errors with her yellow
marker and Dana lines up the
classified ads.
"Randy, are you sure we
should put this one in?"
"Randy, did you call about that
story yet?"
"Can I leave early tonight.
Randy? My teacher's being
sadistic with homework again."
After supper break the mood
lightens,
measurinl
giggle o\J
and Terril
tiques;
about th|
graphic;
Patti, briij
opinions. [
critic, Ka
over an |
tuated
calmly i
attheSel
drops the!
checks oif
ArouiK
for a bral
and an
news,
hustles
workrooiil
dally ovej
guilt m
homeworif
Tue
Thursday, November 15, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
born
black splotched print and Sam
moans as she retypes the material
for the third time. Debra sighs
over an over-calculated headline
and Melissa irritably struggles
with pasting corrections.
Somehow, in a flurry of last-
minute this and thats, pages are
completed. Dana mashes the
orint down firmly with a roller
fidgets that we are running
behind schedule, Diane ambles In
with crumpled paper, carry-out
trays, rejected articles and press-
tape.
Someone glances at the clock
and groans, "Would you tjeiieve
it's 2:45?" The tempo doubles
and now Randy does the
demanding.
"Dana, stop putting rubber
with the latest sports, Dana
calculates picture reductions,
Sam types corrections, and
Melissa and Terri bump eltx)ws
as they work feverishly on the
same page.
The once tidy office is carpeted
I the local
■y Randy
■cubbyhole
Tntinue to
J until the
Infinished
■he dorms
■Randy
and Randy peels the masking
tape off the corners of the "seen
better days" sheets.
Another deadline met... we
visibly perk up and dash towards
the cafeteria line.
Wednesday evening, when
Johnny distributes the paper in
important piles for readers, we
clutch one of our finished projects
and with a fond look, knowingly
devour the print with a proud and
ling eye.
cement on your hands and work
on the sports page."
"What in the world, Melissa?
This story isn't in the right
order."
"Debra, how 'txjut the head-
line for the feature?"
The Compugraphic spits out
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, November 15. 1979
Recruitment Looks Forward to Good Season
Football, hockey, and bas-
ketball are well under way,
but not much attention has
been given to the other major
sport at SMC. Dr. Ron
Barrow, director of Student
Recruitment, says he's
looking forward to an active
winter-off season.
"We did a good job last
season, coming in second
behind Andrews University,
and with a few good trades, ]
see an even better year to
Barrow says he has a couple
of trades in the works that
could strengthen some weak
areas. One trade would send a
religion teacher and a psy-
chology teacher (not from
Georgia, thank goodness) and
two home ec teachers, to be
named later, to PUC in ex-
change for a math instructor
and a utility behavioral
The other trade would give
Loma Linda two pre-med
beat
patti gentry
Steven dickerhoff
What do you think about
reversal dating to functions like
the Blue Jeans Banquet?
Brian Rogers, junior, accounting, Orlando. Fla.: I like the
way they have it once or twice a year — but if a girl wants to ask a
guy out, I think that's OK.
Mona Atkinson, sophomore, elementary education, Roanoke,
Va.: Doesn't matter to me, I don't think there's any big deal
about a girl asking a guy out if she wants to.
Bruce Kryger. sophomore, chemistry. South Lancaster,
Mass.: Yeah, I think it's a very good thing. But if done too
frequently it could be aggravating.
Kathy Campbell, associate senior, nursing, Collegedale,
Tenn.: 1 wish village students could find out about things
sooner. It's good that girls can have a chance to ask out guys
because it lets them know they're interested.
Lance Powell, sophomore, biology, Clinton. Mass. : I don't
mind at all, really, to tell the truth. Nowadays women want
equality. If they want to ask a guy, then they ought to pay.
Elbert Tyson, IB, junior, communications. Pine River, Wis.:
Yes, I like for them to ask for a change. It gets us out of our
usual rut, but guys ought to ask most of the time.
Sandra Schiaw, freshman, undecided, Scottsdale, Ariz.: It's
OK once in a while, but it sort of ruins things. I don't think guys
appreciate getting asked out by girls all the time.
Alesa Fisher, junior, dietetics, Joelton, Tenn. : I love it! The
girls should be given more opportunities to ask guys out,
especially if the SA designated certain weekends where it would
be proper for girls to ask guys out.
students and a professor of
chemistry in exchange for an
undisclosed amount of Vega-
Manager Knittel was under
fire last season for his conser-
vative style of play, but this
year he plans to play a more
wide open game. "1 was a
little unimaginative last sea-
son, but that was because the
team lacked the talent I
needed to do the things 1
wanted to. The Triple "A"
League at Georgia-
Cumberland Academy looks
like it will send up its usually
fine crops of prospects. 1 also
have high hopes for the
Double "A" Club. College-
dale Academy, and the "A"
Club, Shenandoah Valley. I'll
even go out on a limb and say
that the Triple "B" League,
Forest Lake, might finally
provide some talent."
Men's dorm coach Schlisner
says that last season there
were too many players who
were picked off. He, with
trainers Evans and Christman,
plan to make the guys ptay a
little closer to base in the
up-coming season.
Women's dorm coach Run-
yan says things are going
great and she's looking for-
ward to an exciting season.
The only problem is that the
catcher has a weak arm and
has trouble throwing out guys
who like to steal Thatcher Hall
Manager Knittel is looking
forward to next season with
high hopes. If the trades work
out. if the minor league clubs
practice, and if the team signs
a couple of free agents, SMC
should be on its way.
Two Thanksgivings
Many pairs of nicely-shod
feet pass noiselessly over the
plush, pastel-blue carpet. The
fine-patterned wallpaper glis-
tens a shimmering reflection
of the gold and crystal master-
piece that dominates the cen-
ter of the room. Beneath the
impressive chandelier is a
long and well-laden table. Its
silver serving platters and as
yet unfilled plates create their
own gleaming rendition of the
fixture hanging above.
The laughter fades and a
moment of silence ensues
before the portly man at the
head of the table intones,
"Father God. we thank You
for the bountiful blessings of
another year. We deserve not
the abundance that You have
bestowed upon us. and we, on
this special occasion, would
turn our hearts to You in
gratitude and praise. Amen."
John mcvay
Then talk and laughter
erupt as generous piles of food
distort the sparkling image on
each plate.
Many pairs of bare feel plod
noiselessly over the pale-
green carpet of grass. The
glowing orb on the horizon
signals the close of another
day. One pair of feet stumble
and a limp body falls to the
ground. The others, as if by
cue. slump down together.
Dark eyes peer aimlessly out
of receded sockets.
They all lie together in one
heap — an ugly collection of
emaciated limbs and bloated
bellies. But for depth, the
place could be their grave.
There is silence — an eery
quietness. No one laughs, no
ing voice, "Can't anyone
finish off this last piece of
pumpkin pie?"
YOU lOTH HEED
UFE INSURMCE
Managing a household i£
big job, even for two
people. That's why both
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CoUegedale Agent ^a"" life
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Thursday, November 15, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT -
Christmas Season Festivities Announced
DE. O. Grundset
The Christmas season will
be innaugurated with the an-
nual Tree Lighting Cere-
monies on Tuesday evening,
Nov. 27, at 7 p.m. A brief
program will consist of carols
and Christmas songs by the
Die Meistersingers, seasonal
music by the Brass Ensemble,
piano numbers by Carole
Deny, and Christmas greet-
ings from President Frank
Knittel. Following these,
Santa Claus will arrive atop
; of Collegedale Fire De-
partment's finest trucks.
Santa will bring goodies for all
and will officially turn on the
lights. After that, refresh-
ments will be served.
The campus tree will be
transported to the mall in front
of Wright Hall and set in place
on Monday afternoon, Nov.
19. It will be strung with
lights the following Monday so
as to be in readiness for the
tree lighting festivities. The
lights wili glow each night
thereafter until Jan. 1. Also,
each night from Nov. 28
through Dec. 20, recorded
Christmas music will be
wafted across the campus
between 6 and 7 p.m. — cour-
tesy of WSMC-FM.
The annual Christmas Band
Concert will be presented on
Saturday night, Dec. 1. This
year's concert, under the di-
rection of Robert Anderson,
promises to be sprightly and
invigorating, one of the mu-
sical highlights of the year.
Sometime during the program
the "true" Santa Gaus and
his helpers will make their
appearance bringing :
'good little boys and girls.
gifts and candy canes for all Accent.
Additional Christma
/ents will be reported in tl
next issue of The Southet
Foreign Literature
Class Ofifered in Spring
SCOREBOARD
WOMEN
Jaguars
6
Ferraris
3
Panteras
3
Superchargers
2
5
Turbochargers
2
5
MEN'S "A
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Evans
7
Schultz
6
Mosley
5
Nafie
3
Arellano
2
Diminich
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7
MEN'S "B
' LEAGUE
Greve
6
Kittle
5
Robbins
5
Bumham
3
Rushing
2>
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Thoresen
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Cummings
1«
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Daniels
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6
•Also one tied game
A new course. Masterpieces
in Translation, will be offered
by the modem languages de-
partment during the spring
Art
Cent, from p. 1
entitled "Mandalas" {man-
dala is an Eastern word for
prayer). These pieces are all
circular and deal with unity as
a symbol of wholeness.
Within the exhibited col-
lection will also be the work of
Theodore Prescott. Prescott's
work is a two-part sculpture
cast in hydrocal, a hard form
of plaster. One piece of his
work shows Eves's hand
grasping the apple and the
other shows Christ's hand
nailed to the cross.
In his statement of intent,
Prescott writes to the viewers,
"I have tried to dramatize the
relationship between rebellion
and redemption by isolating
gestures that are similar in
form but radically different in
meaning."
The art pieces will be on
display by Dec. 1. Other
media will also be repre-
sented, including print-
making, pottery, and painting.
The course, MDLG 304, is
designed to give students an
acquaintance with the great
authors of those parts of the
world speaking French, Ger-
man and Spanish, with a little
attention to Italian and Rus-
sian. (The readings are of
course in English.) It is meant
to be a generally broadening
course, opening new vistas
especially for those who have
so far studied only English
and American literature. A
few class sessions will be
devoted to films.
Masterpieces in Translation
counts toward the literature
category in the general edu-
cation program. It will be
taught at 9 a.m. Mondays,
hWednes^ays and Fridays.
A Few Hints
from Student Finance
To help alleviate the long waiting time in the Student
"" offer the following suggestions:
Finance Office,
1. Don't be afraid to tell the receptionist why you are
there. It could be that either she or the secretary could
help you and you would not have to wait to see a
counselor.
2. Try to keep your meeting with the counselor to 10-15
3. If you have made an appointment, be in the office on
time. If somebody else is waiting and you have not arrived
by the scheduled time, then the other student is sent on to
the counselor.
4. Feel free to call the office to see if a counselor can see
you, if you have not made an appointment.
The Student Finance Office
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help? For more information contact Personnel, Memorial
Hospital, 401 Memorial Drive, Manchester, Kentucky
40962. Or call us collect at (606) 598-5175.
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Thursday
Vol. 35, No. 12
December 6, 1979
SA to Raise $3000 for Cambodian Refugees
The Student Association has
set a goal of S3000 to be raised
for Seventh-day Adventist
World Services, Inc. (SAWS).
This money will be used for
the Cambodian refugees.
JVeti; Faculty
on Orlando
D Melissa Smith
The Division of Nursing has
recently hired three new "fac-
ulty for the Orlando Ex-
tension. They are Brita Blum-
quist, Paula Wade and Dar-
lene Boyle.
Blumquist is teaching the
senior Advanced Nursing
Concepts class. She is a
graduate of the Pacific Union
College A.D. program and the
.Andrews University B.S.
nursing program. Currently.
she is working towards a
Masters Degree in Medical-
Surgical Nursing from Loyolo
University in Michigan.
Blumquist is interested in
writing and research.
Wade will be joining the
Orlando campus the middle of
December. She will be in-
structing the lower division
medical-surgical classes.
Wade is a graduate of
going to each room in the
dorm and calling the village
students to raise money for
SAWS. Student Finance will
allow a person to place up to
$10 on one's statement.
SAWS has asked the Ad-
money for their $500,000 goal.
to Teach
Campus
Southern Missionary College
and the daughter of Georgia-
Cumberland Conference
President Elder Des Cum-
Boyle is presently teaching
the senior nursing electives
but will be instructing lower
division obstectrics second
semester. She is a 1968
graduate from SMC and has
eight years of teaching ex-
llicse teaching positions
openei' because several in-
structors now- at the Orlando
campus will be leaving at the
end of this semester.
"God has really blessed
us," said Nursing Director Ina
Longway. "These instructors
will be a real asset and
everything has fit together so
smoothly. We are thrilled to
have th :m on our staff and
feel it an answer to prayer."
SA Celebrates Christmas
^'^th Music and Movies
□D.L. West
Dig out your mistletoe, the
Student Association is offi-
cially initiating the Christmas
season with a musical pre-
sentation followed by min-
gling and refreshments.
Saturday, Dec. 8, starting at
7:30 p.m., a musical program
will be held in the Thathcer
Hall chapel. Musicians will
serenade those who attend
with Christmas carols. Light
bantering will break up the
musical schedule.
Hot chocolate, doughnuts
and apples will be served in
the Student Center following
the music.
Two movies entitled,
"Truce in the Forest," and
"The Other Wiseman" will be
shown for the student enjoy-
ment. Both activities are free 1
Merry Christmas from your
SAl
The next issue of The
Southern Accent will be
published Jan. 17, 1980.
At the present they have only
raised $175,000. The students
at Walla Walla College have
already donated over $2000.
"We feel that S3000 is an
admirable goal," stated SA
President Les Musselwhite.
The Vietnamese govern-
ment is trying to annex the
country of Cambodia and rid
the nation of all Pol Pot
followers. The Khmer Rouge
(Cambodian) army cannot
protect the people living in the
country. Because of the war.
the food supply has been
greatly reduced.
Over 600,000 refugees have
been allowed to reside just
inside the Thai border. Tem-
porary camps have been set
up to take care of the crowds.
At the present time SAWS
is aiding in the operation of
two of the 16 refugee camps.
The two camps are built to
accomodate 20.000 each; how-
ever, 200,000 are crowded into
each. It is requiring 1000 tons
of food daily to feed the
starving people.
Thirty medical personnel
are at the camps at the present
time to treat the malaria,
malnutrition and beriberi.
Another team was sent to
Thailand last Sunday.
This relief project supported
by SAWS, church Worid Ser-
vices, UNICEF, Catholic Re-
lief Services and CARE will
involve a massive air-sealift of
165,000 tons of food, hundreds
of trained medical personnel
and will cost over SlOO million.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, December 6, 1979
Opinions
editorial
Today is a sad day in the Accent office, yet it is a happy one.
We are halfway through the number oi Accents we have to print
this year. But we are losing four members of the staff — Terri
Prins, Terri Turlington, Debra Gainer and Ken Nelson.
Terri Prins was always willing to write a feature for the paper
even though she was only the proofreader. There were also
times when she would help create an attractive page that was
very appreciated. She also deserves a lot of praise for taking all
the personal slander she received around campus for the article
that she wrote on PDA.
Terri Turlington has slaved away every Sunday afternoon
typing all those classified ads and a portion of the articles for the
paper. A special thanks needs to be said for the weeks she had
to type the articles threfe times because of machine difficulty.
Brunson Grateful to Caring Students
jDear Students of SMC:
I cannot find words to
express our gratitude to you
all. A simple thank|^eems sp
inadequate. I never thought it
would matter to anybody what
happened to me. Fortunately
I was wrong; you've shown
that you care what happens to
your fellow man.
If anyone were to ask me to
define the word "Christi-
anity," there are three words
that come to my mind — "Love
In Action." I would use the
exact words to describe the
students at Southern Mission-
ary College.
Miss Hilda Fern Remley
once told me that Southern
Missionary College is a school
of caring; I agree totally.
Thank you all for caring so
much for me and my famUy.
When I had to leave school
and come home to see about
my family after the fire. I was
really depressed and my heart
felt burdened. Then to hear
what you all were doing back
at SMC to help us, lifted the
burdens off our shoulders. I
was so overwhelmed. Just to
think tbat so many students
that I didn't even know per-
sonally, were doing so much
for me and my family, made
me feel like the six-million
For those of you who contri-
buted your time, money, and
your energy, and for those
who desired to, but for some
reason could not, a heartfelt
thanks. Special thanks to
Dean Schlisner. Dr. Barrow,
Dean Christman, and the stu-
dents who did the work.
Thank you all for the dona-
tions, clothes, furniture, and
most of all for your prayers.
We will forever be grateful
to you, the students and
faculty of Southern Missionary
College, the "School of Car-
ing."
College PDAers Just -^'Playing House"
Then there is our self-appointed critic. Ken Nelson, who- Dear Editor: ~
really was a blessing. As the deadline hour approached he was My appreciation to crusad- Well it's dress-up time again
wUlmg to make headtmes, proofread and even help with the ers against X-rated PDA, ill only this time we have rhild-
layout. A simple thank you does not seem to be enough for all fated though these efforts will ren dressed up in adult bod
the hours he worked on the paper without receiving any pay. be. ie
Debra Gainer has also been a great help. I was especially
grateful she was on my staff the week of our first issue, and I
was wondering why I had taken this job. Her headlines and
creative articles have really added to the quality of the paper.
The pay hasn't been the best, ' " "
-want to express my appreciation for all the time each
helped me in putting out each issue of The Southern Accent.
The office will seem different next semester without them, but
we'll be left with the memories of all the good and hard times
we shared together.
Yes. today is a sad day in the Accent office, yet it is a happy
one — only twelve more issues!
Remember when little kids
dressed up in their parents'
clothes and played "hous
old clothes. You
cannot address these people
as adults: their actions affirm
they are not. They're little become college students
kids playing house. Now the spring. Hopefully
body grows up, his squirming
games on the campus lawns
and in the dorm lobbies will
cease, and not until then.
Hopefully the cold months
will give most of the;
the souttiern accent
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Layout Editor
Melissa Smi Hi
Sports Editor
Layout Assistant
Typesetters
Sandy Musgrave
Proofreader
Terri Turlington
Terri Prins
Photographer
s.'SSS
Patti Gantry
John McVay
Advertising Manage
Circulation Manager
Rod Worley
Printer'
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have the hours, but i do To the children, these roles games
were real; to us who observed, crude. R. B. Gerhart
their charade was comic. When the child inside that English Department
Campus Shop Has Competitive Prices
Dear Editor:
Mr. White, our manager of other stores thinking heir managing the Campus Shop
the Campus Shop and Book prices are lower, and overlook- and Book Store, and feel that
Store, endeavors to keep his ing a good source right on th-; it would be helpful for the
prices as comparable as possi- campus. The students should students to have as much
Tjle, and recently did a price remember that any dollar information about the Campus
survey comparing the Campus spent on campus ultimately Shop as possible. We hope
Shop with K-Mart, Revco and helps the institution, and uiti- the students will support the
mately helps to hold
Eckerds
; much as possible.
50 personal i
Uems. The results of this
survey indicate that on the Sincerely,
average of these 50 items, we I know that Mr. Whi:e is Richard Reiner
are four per cent lower than doing an excellent job in Business Manager
Revco, seven per cent lower
than Eckerds, and nine per _, y-i p •
higher than K-Mart. We 1^ astet Caie Lmes Needed
feel that this study, along with
others that we have done,
shows that we are not over-
charging our students, and are
continuing to strive to keep
our prices competitive and be
of service to the students on
this campus.
Mr. White, in endeavoring
to beef up his sales and
indicate what methods of ad-
vertising might be most effec-
tive, recently ran a coupon in
The Southern Accent for an
item that was listed as a sales
special below cost. Of the
IZ.OOO newspapers printed,
onlv three coupons found their
way back to the store. This
means that only three stu-
dents took advantage of this
extremely good price for a
product. We hope that stu-
dents are not shopping at
Dear Editor:
Today at lunch was typicai 1:05 p.m. to alleviate the one
of my Monday- Wednesday- o'clock rush hour. Concerning
Friday routine. Arriving the pokey and speedy lines —
around 12:55, surrounded by a is there any way that the
^ mass of hungry human bodies, hostess at the door could make
I got in the "slow" line, which sure that even numbers of
crept towards the napkins, people entered from both
trays and silverware. Upon sides instead of the usual 3 to
reaching the door, the ag- 1 ratio {or whatever it is)?
gressive lane mobbed in front
of me while slow-line people Sincerely,
impatiently stood on one foot Patti Gentry
then another. At last an
opening and I quickly darted
in only to discover that once
again only two serving lines
Perhaps the cafpteria
doesn't have enough workers
to run three lines, but if
possible, it would help if the
third deck was left open until
Mascot "Buddy" Needs Proper Home
Dear Editor:
We have a little friend on
campus who enthusiastically
greets us every day and is a
fine companion. He is good
natured, well-mannered and
brings us joy and helps to fill
the gap for all our "friends"
we have had to leave at home.
We are referring to the
black* and brown dog who
delights many on this campus.
Lots of students view him as a
type of mascot and enjoy his
eager company.
We have heard that if not
claimed, he will be taken to
the pound and will probably
end up being destroyed. This
Bond and Bandit Preferred
Over Rudolph and Frosty
bear Editor:
" Why must we at Talge Hall
be consistently bombarded
with T.V. shows that are on an
I.Q. level of a drunk monkey?
1 realize that some of the
residents here are on that
level, but the majority of us
would rather see something
more exciting than "Rudolph
the Red-Nosed Reindeer" or
"Raggedy Ann and Andy."
Whoever chooses the pro-
grams we watch must have his
or her marbles in backwards.
Why would anyone put
"Frosty the Snowman" over
"Smokey and the Bandit?" In
another instance, the near-
great- "Sound of Music,"
which has been shown twice in
the last month, was shown
over James Bond's "The Man
With the Golden Gun." What
kind of thinking is this?
Why don't we vote on what
shows we would like to watch?
After all, it is our T.V. It
wouldn't take that much time.
maybe 60 seconds before each
program. I'm not the only one
who thinks this way because
the showing of ' 'Singing in the
Rain" (a very old Bing Crosby
musical) the majority got up
and left.
Sincerely,
Greg Culpepper
can't happen to our "buddy."
He does belong to someone
the students of SMC. Many
feed him regularly and he
never lacks in affectionate
pats and ear scratches.
It would be nice if someone
in the community would give
him a "proper" home, but if
not, just let "Buddy" stay
with us. We love him and he
adds a part to our lives that
humans can't.
Sincerely,
Tricia and Melissa Smith and
all the "Buddy" fans
Thursday, December 6, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
Street beat
by patti gentry
What are you looking for-
ward to most about Christmas?
Tom Breece, sophomore,
I hadn't thought about it at
:, Shelbyville, Term.: Frankly
, Knoxville, Tenn.: Getting
Cartoons!
Dear Editor;
I think Mark Ford's
toons are terrific!
Sincerely,
Kris Hackleman
rfj?"'/l°"^' '°P'l?'"°'^- Journalism and broadcasting.
CoUegedale. Tenn.: I'm gomg skiing in Colorado. Can hardly
Greg Culpepper, freshman, biology. Columbia, Mo ■ I can't
wait to get my Mattel electronic football game and score mv first
touchdown. '
Terry Lee. senior, theology. Knoxville, Tenn.: Being home
tttis time since I was "vacationing" in Japan with other student
s last Christmas.
Wanted: Hot Showers
Dear Editor:
Almost every morning on
the east wing of Thatcher,
Monday through Saturday,
you can get up as early as 6:15
a.m. and have only cold water
for your shower. If you want a
hot shower after 6:15 a.m.,
you will have to wait as late as
10:30 or 11 a.m.
Upon talking to the deans I
discoyere_d that this has been a
problem for quite a while. We
girls on the east side pay just
as much as the girls on the
Kathie Mullenax. sem6r. business. Orlando, Flo.: Lookine
torward to gomg far, far away.
MarkErhard, sophomore, biology. Orlando. Fla.: Spending
sidel We want better g;'^^.*"^^ ^'^^ ^'"^^ - ^^-ville. and scuba diving in the
Sunday mornings the cold
water problem is there as
early as 8 a.m. The problem is
not only evident in the morn-
ings though, but Friday even-
ings also.
The deans just keep saying
to spread the word to take
shorter showers. The only
problem is that in cold water,
how long do you stay in the
shower? Maybe five minutes.
When you do by chance, have
hot water, you shower a little
w^hile, but not long, for we
now are beginning to consider
hot showers a luxury. We
want sornethine done!
Sincerely,
Judy Ringer
Linda Philpott. senior, nursing. Greenville. Tenn.: Being
with Mark at Christmas and getting this semester over with.
Alesa Fisher, junior, pre-dietetics. Joelton. Tenn.: Being
home and relaxing with plenty of good food...doing nothinc and
seeing my family.
Tim Eberhardt. senior. Spanish. Cleveland Ga.: I'm going
on my uncle's boat to Baja, California where I'll stay at a
friend's ranch with my family.
Barry McBroom, freshman, business, Andres. Central
America: I want to get out of here and go see my girlfriend in
Walla Walla.
Freddie Linares, senior, theology. New York. N.Y.: Person-
ally Christmas doesn't have any meaning to me, but that's
beside the point. I'm looking forward to spending time with i
4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, December 6. 1979
SA Purchases Stereos, Projector
PUC to Conduct Tours
of China This Summer
Having sponsored three
successful Study Tours of
China this past summer, Pa-
cific Union College will con-
duct similar tours to the
Peoples' Republic of China
throughout the summer
, months of 1980.
The tours will enable par-
ticipant's to evaluate the
personality of China at this
important stage of its devel-
opment. Attention will be
given to their world-famous
historical sites — the Great
Wall, the Forbidden City,
archaelogical finds, folk festi-
vals, and agricultural and
industrial structure. .
"Special emphasis will also
be given to China's educa-
tional and medical programs.
Recent concessions and ac-
commodations to various reli-
gious groups will also be
noted." says tour director, Dr.
Four stereos were recently
purchased by the Student
Association to be placed in the
Student Center. These will be
hooked up the first part of
January so that people can
bring their own records and
tapes and listen to them in the
Student Center Mountains.
Twenty headsets have also
been purchased. The desk
workers will operate the
equipment that is connected to
headphone jacks located
throughout the Mountains.
The money for the system was
donated last year.
Monday evening the Stu-
dent Senate voted to use some
of last year's excess funds and
additional contributions to buy
audio equipment for use at SA
programs.
The Senate voted to pur-
chase a Kodak movie pro-
jector, Bose loudspeakers and
a Pioneer amplifier. The
equipment, which retails for
S2890, only cost the SA
S1644.50 because of the dis-
counts and contributions.
It was felt that in pur-
chasing the equipment, it
would eventually save the SA
money that they would have to
pay Audio-visual to rent the
equipment. It would also be
easier to hold programs on the
weekend without making ex-
cessive prior arrangements.
"We are utilizing contri-
butions and the students'
money for services to the
students," stated SA Presi-
dent Les Musselwhite.
The new equipment will be
used at the SA Christmas
party this Saturday night.
Elmer Herr.
Each tour will spend from
12-15 days in China, and will
include the nation's capital
city of Peking as well as
several other leading cities
and scenic areas. Bilingual
interpreters and tour guides
will accompany the groups
throughout their travels in the
Far Eastern country.
Applications are now being
accepted for the available
visas to participate in this
educational experience. Col-
lege credit is available to those
who are interested.
For ftirther information as
to which of the several Study
Tours to China being offered
by tbe college during the
summer of 1980 best suits
China Tours, PUC, Angwin,
CA 94508 or telephone (707)
965-6488.
Youthgrants, SEOG Give Financial Aid
LE Club Sponsors Party
DDr. Jerome Clark
The Literature Evangelism
Club will be having a Christ-
mas party on Saturday, Dec.
15 at 7 p.m. It will be at the
home of Elder and Mrs.
Glenmpre Carter on Bainum
Drive. The Religious Liberty
Club is also jointly sponsoring
the party.
At the Literature Evan-
gelism Club meeting on Tues-
day, Nov. 13, 65 students
attended. Dr. Jerome Clark
announced the new class of
Christian Salesmanship in-
structed by Elder Henry Fish.
It will begin second semester
on Tuesday evenings from
7:30 to 9:10 p.m. in Lynn
Wood Hall 203. ITie class wiU
*any two hours of lower
division non-departmental
credit. The meeting ended
with the slide-cassette pre-
sentation, "So Send 1 You."
Tim Leffew was chosen to
replace Julie Payne as
Secretary-Treasurer of the
club. Payne resigned because
she will be in Orlando with the
nursing program.
Other planned activities for
December are a Sabbath
School program on Dec. 15 in
Summerour Hall with Tom
Day superintending and a club
meeting Dec. 11, featuring the
sHde-cassette program "Pre-
pare to Meet your Prospect."
The National Endowment
for the Humanities through its
newly-expanded Youthgrants
program will offer more than
100 awards throughout the
nation this fall to students and
other young people in their
teens and early twenties to
pursue independent projects
in the humanities.
These federal grants offer
up to $2,500 to individuals and
up to $10,500 to groups. They
are intended primarily for
those between the ages of 15
and 25 who have not com-
pleted a.aderaic or profes-,
sional training. While the
program cannot provide
scholarship support or finan-
cial aid for thesis work, un-
dergraduate work which
seems assured of public ex-
posure can be supported. The
humanities include such sub-
ject areas as history, ethnic
stmiies, folklore, anthropol-
ogy, linguistics and the history,
Youthgrants have been
used by young people to carry
out a wide variety of projects
such as exhibits of documen-
tary photographs, printed or
audio-visual records of local
history, and films on anthro-
pological subjects.
Another aid available
through the Student Finance
Office is the Supplemental
Edi-cational Opportunity
Grant Program. SEOG is for
students of exceptional tman-
cial need, who without the
grant would be unable to
continue their education.
To apply, you must be
enrolled at least half-time as
an undergraduate or voca-
tional student. Graduate stu-
dents are not eligible. The
SEOG grants between $200
and S1500 per year. The
SEOG may be received up lo
four years. The total available
for a four-year course of study
is $4000.
IF you are selected for an
SEOG, your educational insti-
tution must provide you with
additional financial assistance
equal to the amount of the
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Sl?n''''9°j9'''i rilOESrvSOUP i. SALAD IJE5W0IMN-r
Thursday, December 6, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Radical Mob Holds Hostages on Campus
At the present
being held hostage with two
faculty members and another
student in Wright Hall by a
al.
eftii
student mob.
I don't come ^o Wright Hall
very often, but today I came
up because of a request by Dr.
Campbell. He wanted to
discuss with me "The Rela-
Steven dickerhoff
want all letters to The South- them like they could care less
em Accent dealing with PDA and informed the kidnappers
not to be printed." that besides Wright Hall,
Everyone agreed they were people in both dorms, Lynn
reasonable requests, except Wood Hall. Daniells Hall, the
Les Musselwhite. who threat- VM, and the gym were being
ened to veto them for holding held hostage, too. Wright
Hall would come after the VM,,
Campbell informed them.
"I told you we should have
tionship of Chapel Attendance done it at 1:30," one of them
This Semester With My At- shouted at the leader,
tendance at SMC Next Semes- "1 have a class at one and
ter." we're having a quiz today that
1 was sitting in his office I can't afford to miss," he
when the mob burst in pulling defended himself.
Academic Dean Larry Hanson Dr. Hanson spoke up,
and out SA President Les "Speaking of lunch. I'm kind
Musselwhite behind .them, of hungry."
They threw us into a corner of T^e leader pointed at one of
the office and then took up the mob members and told
positions at the windows, him to call the CK for some
After about 15 minutes one of food.
them said, "I don't see any- "Hello, CK," the voice
one around and I don't think answered.
anybody knows what we've
^^orie-" "Yeah. 1 want to order a
takeout."
"It's twelve o'clock and "Who is it for?"
everyorieisout tolunch," Dr. "Just put 'The Radical,
Extremist, Leftist. Student
Mob Holding Hostages in
Wright Hall.'"
' 'Do you want any fries with
that?"
"That's not our order, it's
"Oh. I'm sorry."
He went on to give the order
and when he finished we all
. sat around talking, waiting for
"What are you demanding
in return for our safe re-
lease?" 1 asked the leader..
"We have just a few simple
demands," he said. "We
want more 'Road Runner' car-
toons on Fridays during lunch
and less W.C. Fields and we
us hostage.
About 15 m
people began to filter in. Our
intruders started yelling at
them that they had four hos-
tages they were going to kill
unless their demands were
The people just looked at
Incubaloi
stutlents. ThesBegoa
others were harvested
that the various deveropmeni
which would be next to the last
on the list of buildings that
were to be freed,
"That beats all," the leader
exclaimed. "Well, let's just
give them up until I get back
from taking my quiz."
The Homecoming
Has Christmas come to your house yet?
Have shepherds jarred your sleep
With manger talk of midnight walks
And smell of errant sheep?
Has Christmas come to your house yet?
Have angels touched your nights
With praise to God and peace on earth
And strange seraphic lights?
Has Christmas come to your house yet?
Has lowing stirred your nest
By crib and stall, by loft or hall, —
Or on your Beautyrest?
Has Christmas come to your house yet?
Have Mary and Joseph pled
Outside your tinted thermopanes
For candle, cup, and bed?
> your house yet?
0 has Christmas c
And has Christ been bom a
Within your dreams, your hopes, your schemes—
Within the core of you?
Then let us pause at Bethlehem
At this time of the year.
The Savior that the shepherds found
Will surely find us here!
DGerald F. Colvin
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6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, December 6, 1979
Civil War Battle Relived in Donated Letter
has been revived
the famous Civil War ship, the
Monitor, now settled on the
ocean bottom under 220 feet of
water off Cape Hatteras,
North Carolina. Divers and
archeologists, with the help of
tiny research submarines,
have extensively photo-
graphed the underwater site,
cleared away sand and debris,
"The letter is in
smudged brown inl<
on yellowed paper,
written in a lovely,
old-fashioned hand."
and recovered a glass mustard
bottle, a signal light, and a
piece of hull plating.
The revived interest in the
ironclad Monitor has been
followed_up^ by the recent
donation to McKee Library of
a letter hand-written by a
Union soldier to his wife. The
letter gives an eyewitness
account of the battle between
the Monitor and Confederate
ironclad Merrimac, which took
Mace on March 9, 1862.
The letter, dated March 12,
1862, was written by John
Ethan Rust, from Company I
of the Indiana Volunteers, to
his wife at home in Valparaiso,
"Dear Wife... Your
husband had to dodge
some of the shells
though in no dan-
ger."
Indiana. The letter was
passed down to Glenmoore
and Lee Carter, grandsons of
John Rust, who were bom in
Dallas, Texas. Glenmoore
Carter is now retired in Col-
legedale. A member of the
,SMC Committee of 100, Car-
', ter volunteered to donate the
letter to the McKee Library
when he learned of the large
collection of Civil War mate-
rials it holds.
The handwritten letter is
now ensconced on the "third
floor of the Library, in the
Lincoln-Civil War Collection
room. The letter, inside a
glass case, is in smudged
brown ink on yellowed paper,
written in a lovely, old-fash-
ioned hand. It's surrounded
by old Ciyii War history books.
drawings of the ironclad Moni-
tor and its battle with the
Merrimac, and an account of
the 1862 battle from the
Encyclopedia Americana. The
letter can't be touched now,
because the old paper is too
fragile, but it has been tran-
scribed into typed copy for
anyone to read.
It begins: "Dear Wife; I
have taken my seat this morn-
ing to give you the particulars
of the fight at this place
believing that you would be
interested in it as your hus-
band had to dodge some of the
shells though in no danger."
The letter goes on to tell of
several ships that came steam-
ing down the Elizabeth River
from Norfolk, Virginia, toward
"The shot fired at
her struck her, but
glanced off without
injuring her in the
Rust's regiment stationed on
the shore of Chesapeake Bay.
"One of them is called the
Merrimac, that same vessel
which the secesh (the Seces-
sion Confederacy) said, when
finished, would clean out all
the Yankee's ships in Hamp-
ton Roads." Rust described
the Merrimac as "all under
water except the roof which is
the shape of the roof of a
house and all covered with
plated iron making it bomb
All day the Merrimac re-
mained in the harbor^ WTeak-_
ing havoc on the wooden
Union ships, while the shot
fired at her "struck her, but
glanced off without injuring
her in the least," and the men
on shore could only look on
helplessly. It was "sad
work," reported Rust. The
Union ship Congress found
that "it was no use to try to
cope with such a formidable
adversary and the white flag
soon ran up denoting surren-
der of the Congress."
Later the Yankee ship Min-
"We could see the
terrible nnonster lying
at Se wall's Point
eight miles from
camp."
nesota arrived on the scene.
"It was the intention of the
Minnesota," wrote Rust, "to
run up to the secesh vessel
(the Merrimac), grapple her
with grappling irons, holding
her in such a position that she
could not do anything and
then scald her out with hot
water.. .it is the general im-
"The most splen-
did sight I ever held
as the flames burst
forth, lighting the
country for miles
around."
pression that she would have
succeeded if she had not met
with the misfortune of running
on a sand bar."
The battle ended as night
drew on, but "still the Min-
nesota kept firing at her
antagonist as though she was
determined to make an im-
pression on the minds of the
crew if she could not on the
boat." That night the Con-
gress caught on fire from the
shells poured into her and
"while she was burning."
■wrote Rust, "made the most
;splendid sight 1 ever beheld as
ithe names burst forth,
lighting the country for miles
around."
Meanwhile, on the shore,
the Union forces had their own
well-being to worry about, as
they thought they would prob-
ably "be attacked on land by
General Magruder who had
threatened this point more
But the next day, which was
Sunday, March 9. 1862, the
_tide turned. "As the sun
arose with all its splendor and
the mist had arose off the
water we could see the terrible :
monster lying at Se wall's
Point eight miles irom camp
evidently preparmg to renew
her work of destruction. But
this time," Rust notes with
evident satisfaction, "she
would be met with a vessel
which would fight her with far
different success than those
did the day before."
This new vessel was the
Monitor, ' 'completely under
water except her guns which
are surrounded with heavy
iron impregnable to all shots
and shells that can be made."
When the Merrimac saw this
new opponent, she was "tak-
en on surprise for they viewed
her for awhile, but soon they
came to the conclusion to
fight." And fight they did,
"like demons," said Rust. He
"The Monitor had
the advantage for she
was the faster to
fight."
and the other men on shore
soon saw "that the Monitor
had the advantage for she was
the faster to fight" and could
circle round the Merrimac,
ramming and shelling her in
unprotected spots- "which
made her reel and act as
though she did not like it."
The battle lasted for five
hours, and at the end of it the
Merrimac "could hardly tra-
vel" and had "taken flight up
the Elizabeth River." The
men on shore were grateful.
Rust felt that "had not the
Monitor arrived so opportune-
ly the Merrimac would have
shelled us out of camp and
Magruder would have at-
tacked us. In our retreat
perhaps I would have been a
under the ground.
"All that remains
of the Monitor is a
barnacle-encrusted
hulk on the ocean
floor."
In reality, the battle was not
a conclusive victory for the
Union forces, because the
Merrimac was not damaged as
irreparably as Rust and his
fellow-soldiers would have
liked to have thought. The
battle was significant, how-
ever, in that it was the first to
be fought between the new
ironclad ships.
Neither lasted long after the
historic encounter at Chesa-
peake Bay- The Merrimac
was scuttled in Norfolk two
nths
being captured by the Yankee
forces. And the Monitor sank
Hatteras the following New
Year's Eve. Now all that
remains of the Monitor is a
barnacle-encrusted hulk on
-the ocean floor, a few artifacts
efuUy
retn
and
brought to the surface, and oid
drawings and letters reliving
the famous first battle of the
ironclads.
Thursday, December 6, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
The Fourth Wiseman
[with apologies to William
Barclay 's paraphrase of an
anonymous author]
His name was Artaban. The
mystic star beckoned and he
followed taking with him a
sapphire, a ruby, and a price-
less pearl as gifts for the King.
He was riding hard to meet his
three friends at the agreed
place. The time was short;
they would leave if he was
late. Suddenly he saw a dim
figure on the ground before
him. If he stopped to help he
would miss his friends. He
stayed and took time to ensure
the feverish man's healing.
But, he missed his three
friends and their caravan. He
was forced to sell his sapphire
to hire his own camels and
bearers for the desert journey.
He was sad because the King
would never have his gem.
Artaban finally came to
Bethlehem, but again, he was
loo late. Joseph, Mary, and
the Baby had gone. Herod's
soldiers were roaming the
streets. Their captain came to
the door-of the home where
Artaban was staying — the cry
of a baby boy could be heard
inside. He stood in the
doorway, tal! and dark, with
ihe ruby in his hand and
bribed the captain not to
enter. The child was saved.
John mcvay
the mother overjoyed, but the
ruby was gone. Artaban was
sad because the King would ■
never have his ruby.
Artaban spent years wan-
dering in search of the King.
More than thirty years later he
came to Jerusalem. There
was a crucifixion that aay.
When Artaban heard of the
Jesus being crucified, He
sounded mysteriously like the
King, and Artaban hurried
towards Calvary. Perhaps his
peari, the loveliest in all the
worid, could buy the life of the
King. Down the street came a
girt fleeing a band of soldiers.
"My father is in debt," she
mourned, "and they are tak-
ing me to be sold as a slave.
Save me!" He hesitated, but
then Artaban wistfully took
out his pearl and offered it as
All of a sudden, the skies
darkened and a terrible earth-
quake erupted. A flying tile
hit Artaban on the head. He
sank half-conscious tn the
ground. The giri pillowed his
head on her lap. Strangely,
his lips began to move, "Not
so my Lord. For when saw I
thee anhungered and fed
thee? Or thirsty, and gave
thee drink? When saw I thee a
stranger and took thee in, or
naked and clothed thee?
When saw I thee in prison,
and came unto thee? Thirty
and three years have I looked
for thee; but I have never seen
thy face, nor ministered to
thee, my King."
And then, like a whisper
ft-om very far away, came a
soothing voice, "Verily I say
unto you. Inasmuch as thou
hast done it unto one of the
least of these my brethren,
thou hast done it unto me."
And Artaban smiled in death
because he knew the King had
received his gifts
Tour of England Offered
Applications are now avail-
able for Walla Walla College's
1980 England summer study
tour, June 15 to Aug, 27.
The tour will offer upper-
and lower-division classes in
English and history. Students
may earn eight credit hours
during the summer.
Classes will be held from
June 15 to July 27 which will
allow for independent student
travel from July 27 to Aug. 27.
The summer study tour will
combine classroom lectures
and discussions with firsthand
experiences at historical and
literary landmarks.
Excursions will include
Stratford-on-Avon. Windsor
Castle, Blenheim. Bath, Can-
terbury, Stonehenge. Ave-
bury. Wales. Coventry, Ox-
ford and Winchester. Within
f;""don, students may visit the
Tower of London, Brifish
Museum, Hyde Park, St.
Paul's Cathedral, West-
minster Abbey, Hampton
Court and Pariiament.
While in England, students
will stay at Newbold College
and the London School of
Economics,
The cost of approximately
$2075 includes roundtrip air
transportation from Seattle,
tuition, food, lodging, surface
travel and admissions to
museums. As there is a limit
of 30 students for the tour,
early application is urged.
For more information or
applications, write Beverly
Beem or Robert Henderson,
English/History Summer
Study Tour, Walla Waiia Col-
lege, College Place, WA
99324,
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8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, December 6, 1979
Doing • Some Praising
What's that?
Praise Magazine.
What?
Praise magazine. . .it's put
out by Campus Ministries.
Oh yeah? Lemme see one.
There's a pretty interesting
story on page three.
Kinda small, I'sn 't it?
Yeah, I suppose. I think
that's supposed to make it
distinctive.
Get lost easy, wouldn 't it?
Probably.
I've never seen it around
before. Is it going to be a
regular thing?
Could be, but I've heard
they've been having some
problems with it.
Oh yeah? Like what?
Just can't get any stories or
something like that. Seems
they're pretty picky about
what they want to put in it.
Don't want it to become
another Review.
What's that?
Oh, never mind. I heard
they need an editor again.
Their last one can't do the job.
No kidding? Already
flunking out, huh?
Well, can't keep up with
school and a paper at the same
This doesn 't look like it 'd be
It's not really; just have to
be motivated to do it. Guess
he's got other things that take
Don't I know. . .So what are
they going to do?
Well, first of all they gotta
get some kind of staff. Seems
like right now all they have is
one or two people.
No kidding. Guess that
could gel a little monotonous.
Not only that, but one
person's ideas get used up
pretty quick, and then all
that's left is the same old
things over and over. Not too
good for quality.
Yeah. I've seen that before.
So what 's the holdup? Sakes
alive, they 've had all se-
mester! Why didn 't they get
something together earlier?
Beats me. I figure things
just got out of hand before
anyone realized it. Things do
have a way of creeping up on
you. Besides, you know how
these college publications are.
Yeah, for sure. Guess it'll
fold up, huh? Same old story.
Well, I don't know. You
know, this is a pretty neat
Christian school, but out of all
the papers handed out on the
campus there's not much in
the way of an organized
religious magazine. Now
I'm not talking about book-
learning religion, like who did
this and why. I mean some-
thing that'll really encourage ■
people and help them realize
that their faith isn't useless in
this world. I think we need
something practical.
Listen to you! Sound like a
theo already.
Yeah, yeah, I know. But
don't you think a paper like
that would do some good?
Don't you feel down oc-
casionally and really get a
boost out of finding out that
else went through
thing and came out
Well sure, that's okay. But
that'd take a lot more doing
than just a little thing like this.
You're talking about some-
thing bigger.
1 figure you've got to start
small before you can get
anywhere. This f raise deal is
just a beginning. 1 think that
if it could get swinging for the
rest of the year, why, maybe
next year it could be some-
thing bigger. No one's going
to back an operation that
always fails. It's got to be
shown that it WILL work.
There's still enough time left
Sounds like a lot of work to
Yeah, I'm sure it is. The
most work is just sticking with
the crazy thing. Following it
through to completion each
month. That can get tedious.
Hey. if you're so gung-ho on
this thing, why don 't you go
see about being the editor?
You said they're looking for
another one.
I've thought about it, but
look here. That's a lot to do.
Why, I'd just about have to do
it in the spare minutes I have
between classes. 1 don't see
how I could take it on and still
get my work done.
What this thing needs is
organization. 'Someone to
kind of oversee it. That
wouldn 't take much time.
Yeah, that could be a pro-
blem. Being split between
two big jobs you wind up not
doing a good job on either.
Not much time, but a lot ot
desire to get the thing done.
It'd have to be something
you're motivated to do.
What's this motivated
stuff?
Well, you know. You've got
to get some satisfaction out of
domg it, out of the actual
work. Lots of people like the
idea of their name in print, but
not so many like getting it
there. It can_be tough.
Well, I figuie what they
need to do is prowl the English
department and grab one of
those up and coming Accent
editors-to-be and get them to
doit. It' d be great experience
and if they do a good job. why,
that'd be good PR for an
election campaign.
Aw, that'd just be com-
mercialism. You've got to
want to do good work for the
sake of good work, not just to
climb a ladder. Besides, good
editors aren't always English
majors, you know.
Yeah, but commercialism or
no, at least they'd have an
editor. And besides, they
might be able to incorporate
doing the magazine into kind
of a school sponsored thing,
like the Accent.
Yeah, I suppose so. But
who? Most people just don't
have the time to get some-
thing like that done. Can you
think of anybody?
Not right off hand.
Guess they're back in the
same boat, huh?
Why don 't they advertise or
be lots of folks interested.
Possibility. Definite pos-
sibility.
Maybe we ought to make a
suggestion to them, huh?
Who would we see?
I suppose the present
That goofus! Do you really
think he'd do anything about
it?
It's probably the only alter-
Yeah. . .me.
Uh, sorry about the cracks,
just kidding, of course.
Of course.
Well, what do you think
about the idea of advertising?
Might have merit. Guess
we'll have to see. ■
Yeah, well. Hey. I gotta
run. . .classes you know.
Yeah, I know.
Hope you find someone to
Yeah, thanks. I'm sure I
will.
Advertise?
Ydah. sure. Maybe set
aside a little area in the Accent
or maybe put out a special
edition of this thing and let
people know what's going on.
Probably the reason why
nothing 's happening is be-
cause nobody knows anything
Now that could be.
So maybe give a little space
and tell 'em. I'd bet there' d
Try all the GRANOUS from
the "GRANOLA PEOPLE"
EX NATURAL FOODS
COLLEGEDALE. TENNESSEE
YOU BOTH HEED
^^fUFE INSURANCE
Fred Fuller
Cc^legedale Agent
Managing a
big job, even tor two
people. That's why both
of you need insurance
protection ... to provide
financialsupport in the
suddenly finds yourself
alone. Ask me about State
Farm life ii
BOTH of you.
Thursday. December 6, 1979 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 9
Health Service Gives Tips for Safe Travel
UEleanor Hanson
Student Services >
to have a terrific i
wants to see you return second
semester. With your safety in
mind they have prepared this
article which you will probably
agree is a review of what you
learned in driver education or
what Mom and Dad have been
telling you all along. But,
have you noticed that when
you review a subject when
you're a few years older, you
can sometimes gain new in-
sights?
Did you know more than
1,000 Americans are killed by
motor vehicles every weekl
Ten thousand more are in-
jured every day.
What can be done about
this? Engineers and other
researchers are tackling the
problem of improving roads
and vehicles to reduce acci-
dents. Physicians, hospitals
and other health and safety
agencies are seeking ways to
improve emergency medical
care after the accident to
reduce injuries and deaths.
Behavioral scientists are
studying the human factors
that contribute to driving er-
with ourselves. As a driver
you need to: know the rules of
the road, practice courtesy,
respect the rights of other
drivers and pedestrians, un-
derstand the capabilities of
the vehicle and its limitations,
keep your car in top running
condition and follow principles
of safe driving.
Equally important, you
need to be constantly aware
that your health and state of
mind directly affect your driv-
ing skills. Before you switch
on the ignition, ask yourself
this question; Am I feeling
physically well, mentally alert,
and calm?
Those of us who think we
drive with self-control may
occasionaly slip into day
dreaming. It's so tempting on
a lovely day to overly enjoy the
scenery as we drive the free-
ways. It would be so easy to
fail to notice the unsuspected
move of the driver ahead of
you. But you really do need- to
give your biW attention to the
two-ton missile you are hurl-
ing into space at whatever
speed you choose.
The chronically handi-
capped driver is well aware of
his condition and has learned
to adopt to his handicap. Had
you ever thought . that you
could be a handicapped and
dangerous driver because you
don't recognize your handicap
and are not prepared for it.
What could these handicaps
be?
-bad
Emotional upi
news from home or a mis-
understanding with a special
friend. Postpone the trip if
you can. If you can't, realize
your situation and make a
special effort to be alert or ask
someone else to drive.
Perhaps distraction merits a
word or two. Have you ever
tried to sneek a peek at the
map or eat as you drive? Pray
you won't have a blowout
during your lunch time. Your
young children as passengers
can be great distractors; plan
ahead how to deal with this.
Illness — with something as
simple as a cold I have heard
many students over the years
say to me that they don't quite
feel "with it," or consider hay
fever with its sneezing, wa-
tery, itchy eyes (possible tem-
porary impaired vision) and
nose blowing,
Medicines — along with ill-
ness often goes the taking of
medicines. Some people react
badly to a drug which would
not bother someone else. So if
you take a medicine you
haven't used before, wait until
lyou know its effects on you
before you drive.
Alertness—I'm sure all of
you have at times driven for
such a long time and perhaps
on a very straight road with
unvarying landscape, and you
may have realized there was
a sort of hypnosis or trance to
it. You may have also realized
that your reflexes were
slowed. Let me urge you to do
what you know you should.
Stop often at the rest stops
and if there aren't any, devise
some diversion of your own.
Other factors which can
affect your alertness are poor
ventilation (too hot in the car
or carbon monoxide) and poor
vision (wearing sunglasses too
late in the day, not enough
Vitamin A in the diet causing
night blindness or needing
glasses). Some say a head-
ache will affect their vision.
Of course you know you
should avoid trips on the first
and last day of a holiday and
late night driving when the
drunks are going home and
evervone is getting sleepy. If
you feel you must take some of
these risks see if you can get
by with only one at a time. If it
has to be on a holiday, try to
drive it all in daylight. If you
have to drive straight through.
try
; that
holiday.
Some people pray for Divine
protection before trips. Be-
fore praying this prayer I
believe we should be certain
the car is in good mechanical
condition and that we are in
good emotional and physical
health and are well rested. I
think of the prayer as covering
the things over which we have
no control, like the actions of
It's great when you're in
this college age group and
you. realize you are on the
threshhold of real independ-
ence. But think a minute.
You don't just belong to
yourself You belong to
everyone who loves you — your
parents, that special ftiend,
your young spouse, your baby.
Take good care of yourself for
them. Think of your passen-
gers. The people in the other
car. Someone loves and
depends on them, too.
European Study Tour
to be Offered Next May
A European study-tour will German-speaking areas, and a
again be offered by SMC in highlight will be the world-
1980. The May 12— June 3 famous Passion Play at Ober-
trip will focus mainly on ammergau.
We
have a knack
with SNACKS!
ff fin
mcKee BaKinc companv
Among the (
visited are Switzerland, Aus-
tria, Czechoslovakia, West
Germany and East Germany.
The historic and beautiful
cities of Vienna, Prague,
Dresden, Salzburg and East
and West Berlin will be in-
cluded. One Sabbath will be
spent with believers behind
the Iroh Curtain.
Three semester hours of
credit are available to those
who elect to attend the pre-
classes and complete the
required assignments. Costs
will be kept as close as
possible to the 1978 rate: tui-
tion for those wishing credit,
S2S; overall costs, about
$1200. A deposit of $100,
refundable until March' 12
(make check payable to SMC),
may be sent to the Depart-
ment of Modem Languages,
SMC, Collegedale, TN 37315.
A day-by-day itinerary is
available from the same ad-
dress. Early application is
recommended, in view of the
needed to secure pass-
ports and visas.
Tour leaders will be Dr. R.
Aussner, professor of German
at SMC, and Mrs. Sylvia
Crook, German teacher at
Collegedale Academy.
vN
10 - THE SOUTHERN ACTENT Thursday, December 6, 1979
Final
Flagball Standings
WOMEN'S LEAGUE W L
Volleyball Standings
Jaguars 7 0
Ferraris 4 4
A LEAGUE , W L
Panteras 3 4
Diminich 4 Q
Superchargers 3 5
Mosley 3 1
Turbochargers 2 6
Price 3 1
Cestro 2 2
MEN'S A LEAGUE
Beyer 0 4
Evans 8 1
Sweeney 0 4
Schultz 6 4
Mosley 5 4
B LEAGUE
Nafie . 4 5
Long 4 0
Diminich 2 7
Johnson 3 l
Arellano 3 7
Mullins 3 ]
Pabon 3 1
MEN'S B LEAGUE
Cheney 2 2
Greve 8 0
Gutirrez 2 2
Robbins 6 2
Morris 2 2
Kittle 5 3
Herman 1 3
Burnham 4 5
Pleasants 0 4
Thoresen - 3 5
Zimmennan 0 4
Daniels 3 6
Rushing 2*4
Cumraings 1 • 6
•also one tied game
Volleyball Championships
to be Held December 13
Footballs, flags and down-
markers have been packed
away and most sports enthu-
siasts have retreated into, the
gym and to the volleyball
courtsfortheirrecreation. Six
A-league and ten B-Ieague
coed volleyball teams have
been formed and games are
played every week night at
5:30, 6:30 and 7:30 p.m.
When all three volleyball
courts are being used at once,
the situation bears more than
a slight resemblance to a
three-ring circus, but with
eight games carefully sched-
uled per night, each team gets
to play a game every night.
This is important when the
playing season is short.
Regular games end next
Wednesday, Dec. 12. B-
league championship games
will begin at 5:30 p.m. on Dec.
12. Championship games for
A-league will take place on
Dec. 13, also beginning at 5:30
The
volleyball
Thursday, Dec. 6
5:30 Cestro vs Beyer - Court 1
Mullins vs Pabon - Court 2
Pleasants vs Zimmerman - Court 3
6:30 Price vs Mosley - Court 1
Herman vs Morris - Court 2
Gutierrez vs Cheney ■ Court 3
7:30 Diminich vs Sweeney - Court 1
Johnson vs Long - Court 2
Monday, Dec. 10
5:30 Beyer vs Mosley - Court 1
Mullins vs Long - Court 2
Pleasants vs Pabon - Court 3
6:30 Price vs Beyer - Court 1
Herman vs Pleasants - Court 2
Gutierrez vs Morris - Court 3
7:30 Cestro vs Diminich - Court 1
Johnson vs Cheney - Court 2
Tuesday, Dec. 11
5j30 Gestro vs Sweeney - Court 1
Mullins vs Cheney - Court 2
Gutierrez vs Pabon - Court 3
6:30 Price vs Beyer - Court 1
Herman vs Pleasants - Court 2
Long vs Zimmerman - Court 3
7:30 Diminich vs Mosley - Court 1
Johnson vs Morris - Court 2
Wednesday, Dec. 12
5:30 Price vs Diminich ■ Court 1
Isf vs 4th - Court 2
6:30 Cestro vs Mosley - Court 1
2nd vs 3rd - Court 2
7:30 Beyer vs Sweeny - Court 1
Winners - Court 2
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• ' Steve Cannon & Carol Newbold
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Fred Cole & Nedra Shields
Roy Cole & Roberta Snyder
Steve Easton & Debbie Rhodes
Rick Giebell & Neroli Hills
Bud Greenlefe & LeAnn Schneider
Dennis Grigsby & Dataina Resibois
Peter Gurko & Tina Hoover
Lars Gustavsson & Janiel Sorensen
Lyle Halvorsen &. Robin Didonato
Chip Hicks & Debbie Best
Glenn Holland & Donna Freeman
George Hudson & Nellie Gomez
Rick Johnson & Sharon Powell
Jay Mattheis & Wanda Melashenko
John McVay & Pam Aalborg
Terry Meharry & Cynthia Habenicht
Ken Nelson & Debra Gainer
Roger Noble & Kim Russell
Danny Pulikowski & Maria Gonzalez
Julio Rodriguez & Elena Lopez
Robert Souza & Tammy Stevens
Claude Visser & Becky Collins
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12 ■ THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, December 6. 1979
classified ads
McKEE UBRAHY
Soutttem Missionajy College
CoUesedoIe, Tennessee 37315
mJssb'Tay coHege
southern accent
Thursday
Vol. 35, No. 13
January 17, 198C
iVew Campus Timekeeper
DD. L. West
Southern Missionary Col-
lege can now tell time by the
On the mound of earth
between the Thatcher Hall
parking lot and Camp Road, a
stainless-steel structure
weighing approximately 300
pounds was erected during
Christmas vacation.
This structure, a sundial,
has been made possible by a
class gift of money from the
graduating students of 1965.
This particular sundial was
designed for easy reading. On
a sunny day the metal bar
casts a shadow across the
curved base. A hole, bored
into the bar, allows the sun-
light to shine on the marked
base which indicates the time
A garden was planted on
the mound two years ago with
dwarf plants so that no shade,
will be case on the sundial.
The sundial can be adjusted
to either Eastern Standard
Time and Daylight Savings
Time and is accurate within
The structure was designed -'-;
by Dr. Henry Kuhlman, pro- ^
fessor of physics and the r^'
aesthetics were created by ■
Robert Garren, associate pro-
fessor of art. Fabrications. ~ ■
Inc., of Chattanooga con-
structed it and if will be , .
maintained by the physics
department.
Who needs a quartz, exct
on a rainy day?
SA Raises $8,120 for Cambodian Refueees
A total of $8,120 was raised Even one little eight-year- Richard n'Ffill H^r,„H, ^; *u *:„_.-,. .,_ .. ^.
A total of $8,120 was raised
by the Student Association for
the Cambodian refijgees in
Thailand. The amount
donated by the students, fac-
ulty and community is over
twice the goal which was set at
S3. 000.
On the evening of Dec. 6 the
SA officers and senators con-
tacted each SMC student that
was available.
Even one little eight-y
old girl in Chattanooga heard
about what the students at
SMC were doing and sent a S5
contribution.
At the present time
Seventh-day Adventist World
Services, Inc. (SAWS) has
received over $520,000 in con-
tributions, of which S70 was
raised by the ten Adventist
colleges in North America.
Richard O FfUl, deputy di- the patients because they are mother told me there would be
rector of SAWS, expressed his too weak to even lift the spoon days like this." However
apprecration CO the students to their own mouth. Sok San, help arrived -
and faculty of SMC for their one of the villages where :
contnbution in a telephone nutrition center has beei
conversation with the Accent located, has approximately 8(
editor. „^r .^nt of the 3,000 inhab
late for the
girl, and she did not live for
more than 24 more hours.
Other volunteers are
helping move villages where
Sage and Ashton Perforin
One hundred seventy-six
ivories will be tickled at the
! Pliysical Education Center on
I Jan. 19 at 8:15 p.m. Dr.'s
Robert Sage and J. Bruce
J Ashton will perform their
fourth piano duo in four years.
A "poppotourri" of semi-
classical and semi-
, contemporary pieces will be
featured. Incomparable works
[*y the masters will be
"Tears," and "A Night For
^"e," by Rachmoninoff.
I Pieces by Chabriet Espana,
wavoiuan dances by Dvorak,
plus "Hoedown," and "Sat-
y^y Night Waltz," from
I wphn, as well as, themes and
^nations composed by Dr. J.
I Bruce Ashton will be played, i
will be played.
Brace Ashton, professor of
music at SMC, received his
aoctorale degree in piano from
^'""^Kity of Cincinnati in
"'I- Before coming to SMC,
W„^"8'" music at Walla
Walla College. This past sum-
»" he traveled with the
"rtestra to the Far East
Robert Sage,
fessor of music at SMC,
received his Doctor of Music
Art degree from the Univer-
sity of Southern California in
piano performance in 1977.
Before coming here, he taught
in Colonges, France.
Tickets may be purchased at
the Student Center or at the
door. ^Prices range from $1.50
to S2.50, depending on the
seat section. Students with ID
will be admitted free with the
exception of the S2.S0 tickets
which will cost SO cents.
A night of enjoyment, en-
richment and entertainment is
in the keys for all who attend.
The Vietnamese govern- itants acutely sick and have to the~ water has been
ment is trying to annex the be fed. inated or homes destroyed.
country of Cambodia and rid One small girl of the village O'Ffill said, "the villages that
the nation of all Pol Pot was seen wearing a T-shirt
followers. The Khmer Rouge which ironically read. "My
(Cambodian) army ( '
protect the people living
country. Many ot the
bodians have been allowed
reside
temporarily
Cont. on p. 5
. Cam! Talge Hall to have a New
IS have been allowed to o» ll m*
mside the Thai border Worsliip Scliedule Motiday
Since SAWS has been
working on the border of
Thailand, Cambodia and Loas
for several years, it was
assigned the job of setting up
operarions for medical relief
there. It is using the dona-
tions to construct field hos-
pitals and nutrition centers
and to help relocate villages.
There are currently four
malceshift hospitals con-
structed of bamboo matting
and old boards to house
between 65 and 150 of the
sickest people in each lo-
cation.
Special nutrition centers
have been set up to spoonfeed
inside
Street Beat
Student Association Elections
"Who's Killing Our Trees?"
' 'Dean Schlisner assured
me that the men in Talge Hall
will have evening worships at
7 and 10 p.m.," explained Les
Musselwhite, SA president, to
the Student Senate, Monday
evening, Jan. 14.
Schlisner guaranteed that
this would take effect on
Monday, Jan. 21 if the Stu-
dent Senate voted to mate the
recommendation to the men's
dean. However, if the wor-
ships were changed to 7 and
10 p.m. the morning worship
would be cancelled.
The Senate voted to make
the recommendation only
hours after the Talge Hall
Newsletter had been distri-
buted with the statement that
the worships would remain at
9:30 and 10 p.m. this semes-
Last semester the worship
schedule was changed to 9:30
and 10 p.m. to accomodate the
speakers. It was difficult to
get speakers who were willing
talk for worships under the
old schedule. However, this
was not well received by the
students. Realizing the prob-
lem, the deans in Thatcher
Hall revertedto the old sched-
ule in the first part of October.
Musselwhite expressed to
the Senate his appreciation of
Dean Schlisner for his willing-
ness to work with the men in
changing the worship sched-
Other senate business in-
cluded the first reading for a
bill to pay a portion of the
costs in redecorating the
lounge in the Student Center.
Flans include new draperies,
chairs, game tables and
lamps. The total cost for the
face-lift has been estimated at
$3,827.20.
The Senate did not dedde
an amount it will be willing to
spend; this will be discussed
in the next^nate meetiag tm
Jan. 28.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Tiuisday, j^^,17. 198Q.
r.-isSiace
Opinions.
SM in Palau Invites Letters and Prayers
mominQ devotions
Dear Editor:
I would just like to say how
much I have enjoyed the
Accents this year even though
I haven't been at SMC. It kind
of keeps us SM's in touch with
what is going on at school
while we're, here.
one of the articles in the
most recent one I received
said something about con-
serving energy and maybe the
dorms would have to cut down
on electricity usage. A word
to dorm students. If this
happens, don't panic or fret.
Just think about SM's in Palau
and various other places
where the electricity is avail-
able only when the generator
is working correctly, which is
about one-half the time, and
who have water only four
hours per day, 6-8 and 6-8. Be
thankful for small blessings.
1 4o have one reprimand for
the student body though.
When an SM leaves SMC
everyone promises to write,
but what happens when they
really get to their destination?
No one ever writes. I have
only gotten two letters from
anyone from SMC since 1 left
there last spring. Students,
your student missionaries
need your support not only
through Accents, Jokers, and
prayers, but also through let-
ters from their friends so they
will know they haven't been
forgotten. I think i speak for
all SM's as a whole.
The Lord has really blessed
here this year, and we have
the largest enrollment ever
this year. There are fun
times, frustrating times, and
embarrassing times in the life
of an SM. Like when you think
you are getting so smart
learning their language and
decide to try it out. someone
knocks on ihe door and you
call, "Bomluk". When you
get a funny response you all of
a sudden realize you were
supposed to say, "Bemtuu."
What you really said instead
of "come in" was "shut up."
Such is life in the mission
field.
For all of you who are
planning on being SM's next
year, I can't recommend it
high enough. You will learn
more in one year out here than
you can in four years of
college. Just remember Jesus
is the best friend you have
even when you feel you're all
alone. Also remember there
are SM's this year that are
waiting for mail.
Sincerely,
Audrey Walterhouse
Box 710
Koror. Palau WCI 96940
Scholarship
and Root Beer
Requested
Dear Editor:
We would appreciate it
greatly if you could relay the
following request to Rudy
Prado, manager and entre-
preneur of the Talge Vending
Service. Please have him send
us an application for a per-
sonal non-repayable scholar-
Thank you, Rudy.
Van Bledsoe
John McVay
Les Musselwhite
Lessons Learned by SM Teacher in Thailand
Dear Editor:
Here it is December 20,
your last day of finals at SMC
the southern accent
yMT, txMpt during schDol vacations and
ftudwita of Southom Mlaslonvy Collage.
Lsyoul Antalant
Ruasall Qllbart
Sandy MuBO'sve
Steven Dlckerhoft
^ some sort of advice for
_ year's SM's (I hear it's
and I can viualize the happy possible that the total number
and relieving spirit that is on coming next year could reach
campus now. I just laid down 30 or so from SMC). No
the last two issues of the advice, except to say that I'm
Accent sent to me and am now sure you'll find that your daily
thinking how great it is to have connection with Christ will
the first break from finals in 14 become priceless to you, to
again in Haad Yai, Thailand,
home sweet home. May God
bless all the SM's second six
months as I'm sure He did
their first, as well as you all at
SMC.
say the least. Oh, and
mmething else; first you may
»me to find out that you're
ust not a teacher, but once
God has helped you get
AdverllalnB Manasar
Colleoedale, TN 37315 or broughl tt
Opinions expressed In letters to »
the author and do not neceBsarlly re
]nary College,
I exceeding 350
years. Three days ago my two
fellow SM's and 1 celebrated
our sixth month anniversary
while here on vacation in
Penang Malaysia. We are
now split up for the next three through that stage, you «iu
weeks during the Christmas enjoy your time more.
holidays. Rosemary Bryant (SMC)
Scott Heisler from PUC, has been writing from Hong
Peggy King and I from SMC Kong and expresses the same
iave all become close as we feelings of frustration when
daily teach seven classes to- some people react to Jesus life
gether in "our" school. Now as just another story from just
it's nice to be away from the another religion. It was just
teacher role, but I do miss yesterday when I somehow got
those lovable and always hap- to talking to a man about
py kids of mine that I've been religions and he stated, "a
trying to teach English tot different race, a different cul-
Little do they realize how ture, a different environment,
much they're taught me about so why not a different religion
myself. Little did my Bible to suit them; it could be right
students realize their teacher for them." So spreading the
was learning things for the gospel over here isn't just
first time too— having to dig fighting materialism like back
for facts myself. home, but a whole new
A few weeks ago I got a thought for them to grasp. So
Christmas card from the SM many times it comes back to
Club with a letter asking if me that my strength comes
they could be of any help in only through confidence in
any way and assuring^ us of Christ,
their prayers. It also asked if January 7 we'll all meet
P.S. Hi Mom, Dad, Susan,
Ron, Kelly and Jenny.
LOOKl
The Student Association
will show the movie
Smith Goes to Washing-
ton" this Saturday night at
8 p.m. in Thatcher Hall.
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SAWS Director Commends Student Support
the
[The SA President wish
bring to your attention
following letter received Jrotn
Elder Howard Burbank, Ex-
ecutive Director of Seventh-
day Adventist World Services,
Inc.]
Dear Brother Musselwhite:
How grateful we are here at
SAWS world headquarters for
the dedication of the student
body of Southern Missionary
cial dietary help for these tainly, "Inasmuch as ye have
extremely malnourished peo- done it unto one of the least of
P'^- these my brethren," Jesus
May God richly bless each says, "Ye have done it unto
one of the students of me. "
Southern Missionary College
and its faculty, as well, for this Most cordially your brother,
outstanding support to relieve Howard D. Burbank
human suffering. For cer- Executive Director
Breakfast Toast Breaks
Thursday, January 17. 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
street beat
by patti gentry
t)o you appreciate the way
the guys are scurried out of the
Thatcher lobbies each night
promptly at 8 p.m.?
Barbara Cheney, freshman, office administration. Tampa.
Fla.: I feel sorry for them, shivering out in the cold.
Steve England, freshman, biology. Worthington. Ohio- Not
really. But then people shouldn't complain about too much
PDA because we've got to keep warm somehow.
Mike King, sophomore, biology. Savannah, Tenn.: I don't
see much value io waiting around in the cold, freezing to death.
Deborah Beasley. sophomore, biology, Amory, Miss.: It
wouldn't bother me if they were all allowed hi the dorm. Some-
times there are afew guys in the lobby after 8 p.m. anyway, so
they might as well let them all in.
Kevin Cummbigs. sophomore, nuclear medicine. Calhoun.
Ga.: No, I think if they can't trust us after 8 p.m. then there
shouldn't be a lobby to bum around in at all.
College. What a tremendous * * 'T' j .j- C^finc' " Q try 1 1 *»
DFoiect vou and vour fellow X 1X1 OLlIla Om.llC
project you and your fellow
students have undertaken and Dear Editor:
what a lift it has given us in Woe unto the students,
our heavy operation in Indo- especially the "tin grins,"
China. I hope that you will who like to have toast for
pass on to the student body breakfast and who eat in the the regular toaster was broken
our sincere grafitude for this SMC cafeteria. The result and breaks down quite often,
tremendous undertaking. may be detached brackets and so the bread is being toasted Ohio- Since V
At the present time we have bent archwires. in the oven. The toast that doesn't bother
M doctors and nurses oper- A portion of the all-
ating both in Cambodia and American breakfast has be-
Thailand where we are allevi- come petrified. What used to
ating the suffering of these be hydrolized starch is now
people in two field hospitals, hydrolized stone. I'm refer-
We are also engaged in spe- ring to the condition of the instead of 8
Keith Langenberg. junior, cummunications, Hoskins. Neb.:
The lobby was just recently fiiraished this last semester. What
a shame we can't enjoy it after 8.
Karla Michaelis. sophomore, behavioral science. Portland.
Tenn. : If a guy happens to walk you to your dorm after 8 p.m. , I
can't see anything wrong with him standing inside the door ia a
warm room to talk a minute before braving the cold between the
Laura Lynn Luke, sophomore, history, Scottsdale. Ariz.: I,
ast served to the people m surely dol Living right offthe lobby, one always has to peek out
e cafetena at breakfast. the door in the evening to make sure there aren't any guys down
Upon inquiry, I discovered the hall peering through the door windows.
Sam Hamlin, junior, elementary education. Middietown.
1 RA I'm never down there anyway, so it
But if I am, I feel obligated to get them out
my job. However, 8 p.m. seems kind of early to run
results is very similar
texture to clay after it's been them
fired in a kiln. I've had softer
toast most of my life, when
bread cost 3-4 cents per slice
:be-
Choice of TV Shows Questioned ^''''''
Dear Editor:
The question was raised
why "Frosty the Snowman"
over "Smokey and the
Bandit" was on our TV's. The
answer is simple. Shows such
^s "James Bond" and
'Smokey and the Bandit"
flaunt and propitiate the de-
sire for sex, violence, dis-
respect, lawlessness and pro-
fanity. Frosty and Rudolph
ate simply the lesser of two
evils.
My question is, why either
pne? Rudolph and Frosty are
just fairy tales; they have the
power to edify the people of
This college was founded on
^ne pnnciple of Christian edu-
cation for the purpose of being
"tted for service in the Lord's
*«k. Oh,howfarisourfatll
"■ need a new start and a
new spirit. Satan has infil-
trated our ranks and brought
us down! Our people are now
divided; the "shaking" is
starting.
There are those among us
that clamor for the gratifica-
tion of their unsanctified de-
sires. To these should never
be given ear.' There are some
among us, new in the faith and
unexperienced in the way; we
must strive to clear their paths
of stumbling blocks. The
ungodly must not rule over us
and be allowed to cause us to
stumblel
Our constant question must
be: what is holy, just, pure
and of good report that it can
come near a holy, just, pure
and good people?
Steven J Speece
Sandy Musgrave, senior, office administration. Pine Moun-
tain Valley. Ga.: I don't like it, but I know of some guys who
enjoy being chased by the deans.
Randy Wynn, freshman, biology, HendersonviUe. N.C.:
Man,what do they want us to do, freeze our buns oft out there in
the cold? Especially when a perfectly good, pre-heated and sofa
equipped lobby is going to complete waste at least three
prime-time hours of the evening.
4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, January 17, 1980
Rpsolutions Declared for the New Year
It being the beginning of
new year and more irapor-
tanUy a new decade. I've
decided this year, for my New
Year's resolutions, to dig
deeper than I have in the past
to look for things in my life
that really offend me and
resolve to change them. So,
below is an extensive list of
my resolutions with a few
extra ones thrown in forfipace.
~ I resolve to:
•Not be surprised with the
weather we have been having
this winter especiaUy if it
snows this summer.
•Read the general an-
nouncements 1 get in my
mailbox before I throw them
•Be more thankful I'm not
the ambassador to Iran.
•Say something good about
the CK and to stop criticizing
the food and service.
♦Write my Secret Sister
even though I've already writ-
•Never again eat a veal
cuUet at the "fasf't?) food
restaurant in the College Plaza
next to the Book and Bible
House.
•Not laugh when someone
teUs me that the Rams have a
chance to win the Super Bowl.
•Consider dating as an al-
ternative lifestyle.
•Stop comparing the cafe-
teria's vegetarian turkey loaf
to Mom's Thanksgiving turkey
with ail the trimmings.
•Be more conscious of the
exalted position of seniors.
♦Stop wondering which
came first, the chicken or Lynn
Wood Hall.
•Be more considerate of
freshman who keep asking rae
where Wright Hall is, while
standing in line at the cafe-
•Stop bringing a pencil to
jhapel and start borrowing
other peoples' pencils.
•Not to walk down the hill
by the side of the men's dorm
on rainy days.
♦Be more considerate of my
neighbors by making sure
they can hear their radio
better than they can hear
•Be sure when I'm taking a
cold shower that the person
♦Remember to bring every-
thing back with me that I took
home for the weekend.
•Make sure, when barrel-
ling out of the library, that the
gate is unlocked.
♦Not make jokes about how
resolutions are like 20 dollar
bills, pencil lead, plate glass
windows and Chevrolets —
made to be broken.
Candidates Sought for New SA. Officers
The Student Association is
once again gearing up for the
election of next year's officers.
The Student Senate was
called to a special meeting the
first day of this semester, Jan.
8, to elect members for the
Elections Committee. Mark
Bolton was voted to chair the
committee, with Patti Gentry
and Mark Gilbert assisting
This committee is respon-
sible for a successful election,
which includes finding at least
two people interested in run-
ning for each office.
The offices open for elec-
tions are president, vice-
president, social activities
director, student services di-
rector. The Southern Accent
editor. Southern Memories
editor and Joker editor.
Interested candidates must
file an application at the
Student Association Office
(Student Center, Room 3).
Filing will begin at 8 a.m. on
Thursday, Jan. 24, and end at
noon Thursday, Jan. 31.
To qualify for candidacy, a
student must have at least a
2.2S cumulative GPA or a,2.50
GPA from the previous se-
mester. Those applying for
editorship must also have
some background or experi-
ence in publication work.
All candidates will be
screened by the Student Af-
fairs Office. All office-seekers
for editorship will also be
screened by the Publication
Committee. The
will then be officially notified
whether or not they are quali-
Approved candidates will ■"
then be required to submit a
campaign platform — a state-
ment of promises, policies and
experience. These platforms
will then be posted around
campus for the students to
Each candidate will have a
chance to give a brief speech
in the Feb. 7 chapel. Elections
will be held Feb. 12 and 13.
Run-offs, if necessary, will be
on Feb. 19 and 20.
Sigma Theta Chi, wo-
men ' s club , announces
their reception to be held
February 3 and 4, 1980.
The reception will be
at Lake Arrowhead,
Georgia.
SA Offices Described
The duties of SA officers are
many. The main requirement
is a spirit of service and
willingness to spend time and
effort in working for one's
fellow students. The financial
remuneration for these posi-
tions is nowhere near what
one could make in other jobs.
Anyone running for an SA
office for the money will be
disappointed. Anyone
^wanting to serve and be
rewarded with experience and
knowledge will be satisfied.
General outlines of the
duties required in the posi-
tions are as follows:
The president calls and
chairs the SA Senate meetings
and the general assemblies
(student body meetings). He
makes executive appoint-
ments including the SA secre-
tary, treasurer, parliamen-
tarian and PR director. Per-
sons interested in this position
must be outgoing and willing
to work with the Administra-
The vice-president coordi-
nates the activities of the
Social Activities Committee,
the Student Services Com-
mittee and the Publication
Committee and represents
their interests in the Student
Senate. The VP would serve
as acting president until the
next election if the office of
president should be vacated.
He also calls and chairs the
executive cabinet meetings.
Persons interested in this
position must also be outgoing
and willing to work with the
Administration.
The social activities direc-
tor's main job is to organize a
committee to coordinate the
social activities on campus.
He also works in conjunction
with the Programs Committee
of the College.
The main function of the
Student Services Director is to
coordinate programs such as
Friday films, symphony trips
and the Rider's Map. He is
• also to coordinate the College
frithin a College (mini-course)
program.
The Southern Accent editor
is responsible for producing a
weekly newspaper. He is
responsible for choosing his
own staff. This person must
be willing to take a lighter
class load and work between
35 and 40 hours each week.
The Southern Memories ed-
itor is responsible for produc-
ing a yearbook. He will also
choose his own staff. This
person should have good abil-
ities and be willing to work
between 15 and 20 hours a
The Joker editor is respon-
sible for designing, printing
and distributing the Joker
within the first month of the
school year. He must also
produce a supplement of sec-
- students.
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Thursday, January 17. 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Status Quo Complency Erupted by Volcano
If you had been
business of choosing a dream-
land in which to live. St.
Peine, the commercial capital
of Martinique, would have
been close to the top. May
1902 found it basking in the
luscious beauty of the Carib-
bean. The clean, white build-
against the
appeared. To the accompani- murderer. Ciparis' cell saved
ment of a terrifying roar, the him. With its tiny window
blazmg ball grew larger. With choked by ash and covered by
agonizing slowness it began rubble, it defeated Mont
its descent. Accelerating, it Pelee.
plunged toward the doomed We live in a world satiated
St. Pierre. After consuming by the status quo, but doomed
cane fields and plantations it by the glowing sphere that
„ . , _ , decimated St. Pierre with the lingers above. To survive we
f^u ^. swallowed as great fissures of even one supporter to slip effectiveness of an" atom must find a secure hiding
blue-green of the surroundmg earth opened up. Others ^lad away just before the day of the bomb. olace TTio,,th rn^HLnlH^^^
sea and punctuated by the been drowned in sudden polls. The local paper, a firm The miracle of St. Pierre is die wi "
dazzlmg bnlhance^of hibiscus bursts of boiling mud or backer of Mouttet, quoted "a that, while the town of 30,000 about i
die, with the world crashing
and orchids. St. Peirre flour- scalded to death by mysteri- leading authority"" assuring died about him.Tu"g;;ste"a'^ Uvef ale ^^ ""^now hTdd^^
lived. Cipans was a with Christ in God." {Col.3:3)
1-year-old. condemned
ished in the comfort, of the ous jets of steam. In the all there was nothing to worry
status quo. evenings the sky above the about. The governor's Com-
But, from six miles away a crater glowed eerily. As the mission of Inquiry reported
vast cone of lava dominated island began to rock with that ". . . the safety of St.
the landscape. Mont Pelee explosions from somewhere Pierre is absolutely assured."
officially inactive. Its deep within Mont Pelee, the Flames licking out of the
lull of the status quo was mouth of the crater, fierce
quickly superseded by the rumblings, and a constant rain
anarchy of panic. of red-hot cinders only
Two conclusions seemed brought the following counsel
obvious. First, the volcano from the mayor's office;
was about to erupt, and
secondly, the town should be
evacuated. But, alas, it was
election year, and the incum-
bent governor. Louis Mouttet,
volcanic history had been re-
assuringly mild. In 1792 it had
sputtered a bit. and 1851
brought an actual eruption,
covering the city with an ashy
mantle of white.
Now, beneath the measured
rhythm of everyday life, a
certain uneasiness reigned.
From nearby had come reports
of men and women being
Jones to Speak at Seminar
had :
of allowing way and ;
Charles "Tremendous"
Jones, nationally known ex-
ecutive, lecturer and humor-
ist, will be the first speaker of
Do this year's Business Seminar
allow yourselves to fall at 7:30 p.m. Thursday evening
victims to groundless panic." in Summerour Hall, Room
On May 8 at 8:02 it happen- 105. A part of the Anderson Tremendous" which sold o
ed. The glowing side of the Lecture Series, his talk will be 100,000 copies in its first year,
suddenly melted a- on the subject "The Art of The lectures have been
In 1965 Jones retired to
devote his time to lecturing
and management counseling
with his own company. Life
Management Services, Inc.
He has also written several
entitled '
Four Senate Positions Available
, flaming orb Decision Making and Words made possible by a grant from
People Play." Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Anderson
At the age of 22, Jones of Atlanta. Anderson i
Jan. 18- previous semester. He must
"Those interested must also have been a student at
contact the SA Office and sign SMC for at least nine weeks
a petition even if he has and obtain at least a minimum
contacted the S A previously, " of 20 per cent of the residents
The Senate has four
openings due to resignations
at the end of last semester.
These positions will be filled
by the end of next week. _
The precincts 4, 5, 9 and 16 explained SA President Les signaruVesi^ th'e'prednct.
are presently without a repre- Musselwhite. Each precinct will be noti-
sentative. This evolves the ^^^ ^},g„ ^heir election takes
residents of 253-298, 300-398 To qualify, each candidate place. MusseJwhite stated that
and 618-643 in Thatcher Hall must have a 2.25 cumulative these must be done by Jan.
and the B and C wings of gPA or a 2.50 GPA for the 24.
Talge Hall.
Petitions will be accepted at
the SA Office, Student Center,
Room 3, until Friday
started work at the Mutual of
New York (MONY). After his
first year he received the
agency's Most Valuable Asso-
ciate Award. Ten years later
he was awarded the highest
Management Honors for sales
exceeding $10 million. At age free enterprise.
37, his agency topped the $100 These lectures
million sales-in-force mark. the public.
president of Southern Saw
Company,
The purpose of these lec-
tures is to give both students
and lay persons a broader
understanding of business and
related subjects, especially
SAWS
Coot. fi>3m p. 1 ,
have been relocated ' are in Another group of 18 doctors
For classes
arts and
for all your craft needs
and supplies.
Craft Castle
5780 Brainerd Road
In Brainerd Village
Open 7 days 10-6
The food being distributed
includes rice, dried fish, oil
and powdered milk. SAWS
plans to supplement these i
versity this month.
SAWS is presently working
in 18 refugee camps which
hold between 500,000 and 1
people each. The
s of greatest need with organization is one of 16
high protein foods. agencies coordmated by the
The medical personnel con- United Nations High Com-
sists of physicians and nurses missionar's Office for Refu-
who are contributing their gees and the International Red
time to help the refugees. Cross.
Gospel Spread by 'Leaves"
Collegedale Home & Auto
Student Discounts Available.
Leaves of Antumn are out in
full color again. Leaves in the
Campus Ministry free litera-
ture were distributed last se-
The colorful paperbacks for
circulation include: The Final
War, The Greatest Love, The
Impending Conflict, and Bible
Answers, to name a few.
These books are available
upon request. The .books do
cost money, of course, which
comes out of the Campus
Ministry budget. Because of
this, Lazor requests that
students take only the litera-
ture they'll be able to pass
out. The books can be picked
up at the literature rack in the
Student Center.
If you have any questions,
or requests please call Johnny
Lazor at 396-3630.
CAIX3M-43M
TOOKDEB
YOm
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, January 17. 1980
Tree Destruction Caused by Carelessness
n Melissa Smith
Southern Missionary Col-
lege boasts one of the most
beautiful campus' in the
Seventh-day Adventist realm.
Many flowering bushes and
trees, extensive green lawns
and well-manicured flower
beds grace the area. Bat
grandest of all are the stately
evergreens and deciduous
trees that add an air of
seasoned elegance to this
Southern college.
These t
ees take a life time
and more to fully mature.
Many are sprouted but few
reach old age and all ate pitted
against destruction whether it
be natural or human. This
natural destruction of disease,
insects, fire and storms are
inevitable, but human de-
struction by carelessness and
ignorance is unnecessary.
Some of the College's most
beautiful trees have met an
end such as this.
An 80-year-old Sugar
Maple, the kind of tree maple
syrup is extracted from, was
killed to put in a new road by
the first LitUe Debbie plant.
Because of its location and
age, it would be considered
valuable. It could have been
moved.
A White Oak by the Annex
parking lot was mined be-
cause the telephone company
dug a ditch two feet from the
tree and maimed the root
system. The ditch didn't have
to go there.
A stabilizer pod of a back-
hoe was planted beside a tree.
The damaged roots are now
open and more vulnerable to
insects and disease.
Possibly the saddest inci-
dence of this tree murder
happened to the largest ever-
green on the campus, in fact,
one of the largest evergreens
in the area.
A 40-foot Norway Spruce by
the excavation sight of the
Fine Arts Complex was cut
down. It was not in the
architects plans to have it cut
and could have graced the
area for some time. This tree
was felled the end of Novem-
ber and still lies, untouched.
When talking to construc-
tion workers at the sight, they
said that possibly in a year or
more the tree would have had
to go, but not now. It was
apparently cut early so it could
be used as the College Christ-
mas tree, only to find out — too
late— that it was too large and
brittle. The limbs were
broken when it hit the ground.
I then questioned the
Grounds Department Director
Charles Lacey and he con-
firmed that it could have been
successfully moved when the
appropriate time came. Pre- A tree was pushed back
vious transplants have proved from behind Talge Hall when
profitable, such as the Fos- the addition was built and still
ter's Holly moved to the front proudly stands today,
of Haqkman Hall from the old
academy and a Hemlock by It would have been nice to
the Hackman Greenhouse, al- have that Spruce add the
so moved there from the seasoned elegance look to the
academy. new complex, but the misfit
to see its fiiil beauty.
A moment of carelessness
ends a lifetime of growth.
Absence Committee Explains Policies
Why does the Absence
Committee exist? Why not let
the teachers excuse the ab-
sences?
The Absence Committee
was set up primarily to take
the burden off the teachers
(especially those with large
classes), establish a central-
ized absence information cen-
ter for academic counseling
and establish consistent ra-
tionale for excusing absences.
Wouldn't it be more per-
, sonalfor the teachers to -work
with their own students?
The Absence Committee
system is definitely imper-
sonal. The Committee con-
siders large numbers of ex-
cuse requests each week.
Rigid -restrictions have been
established so that the Com-
mittee attains a certain level of
consistency. These guidelines
are for the general populous of
the student body.' There are
times extenuating
stances that might'
exception to the rule.
What is the rationale fot
excusing or not excusing ab-
The Student Handbook
states, "Excused absences are
recognized as absences incur-
red because of illness, au-
thori^d school trips or emer-
gencies beyond the student's
control."
What does a student do if
he's sick?
"An excuse due to illness
may not be granted unless the
student has visited the Health
Service prior to the absence."
But this does not apply to
village students.
Are doctor and dentist ap-
pointments excusable?
Doctor and dentist appoint-
ments must be made outside
of class time. Time must be
allowed for the usual waiting
and fravel outside
of class appointments. Med-
ical and dental emergendes
will be excused if the student
attaches a note stating such
from his
should include date and
of visit.
What provisions should a
student make when he knows
in advance that he's going to
The Absence Committee
does not generally involve
itself with these kinds of
situations. The student is
advised to go to the teacher,
explain his situation and make
proper arrangements.
What are the absence
guidelines concerning wed-
dings and funerals?
Wedding absences are
allowed for travel, if the
student is part of the wedding
party or if the bride or groom
is pari of his immediate
family. Absences incurred
because of a funeral
leftt
the discretion of the Absence
Committee.
/ got a phone call just before
class from my mom. My
absence was not excused.
How come?
The caller should have been
informed of your class ap-
pointment. The student
should then make arrange-
ments to call back later.
How long after the absence
does a student have to turn in
his excuse?
Absences incurred during
any week must be responded
to by 12 p.m. the following
Monday.
What should I do when I
want to appeal a decision of
the Absence Committee?
The student has the choice
of either going to the teacher
and personally explaining his
situation and the teacher at his
own discretion, may overrule
any decision of the Absence
Committee or resubmitting his
absence slip with more com-
plete detail to the Absence
Committee. Absences are
often times unexcused be-
cause of lack of information.
Thursday, January 17, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
Next Week's Games
Sports
-7vg
'Jocks" PoUsh Basketball
Ahhh, basketball— for lyzed the players' talent (i.e.,
weeks the courts have been "who is wearing Nike high-
pounded, stomped and drib- tops?"), teams have been
bled on by would-be "jocks" lined up, and the stage has
practicing, polishing and per- been set for an excitement-
fecting lay-ups, outside shots filled season of basketball.
and the graceful arc— Watch next week for a
"swishl" — of the perfect ftee- rundown of the teams and
throw. Team 'scouts, lurking highlights of the week's
in the background, have ana- games.
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TaB„
READ THE CLASSIFIEDS
The Census Bureau will be conducting its national census
of population and housing in the spring of 1980. The
information given to the Census takers will be the names
and campus addresses of students in campus housing. If
you choose not to have your name and campus address
released to them, please inform the Dean of Students in
writing by February 10, 1980.
Basketball
Teams
MEN'S AA LEAGUE
Team 1 Beyer
2 Beckwith
3 Rathbun
4 Shultz
5 Prusia
MEN'S A LEAGUE
Team 1 Wold
2 Freck
3 Thompson
4 Dias
5 Dowel]
6 Sweeney
7 Webster
8 Faculty
MEN'S B LEAGUE
Team 1 Knhlmsn
2 Lemonds
3 Slate
4 Cummin^
5 Kress
6 Fellman
7 Bietz
WOMEN'S LEAGUE
Team 1 McLeod
2 Dortch
3 Bnttermore
4 Steger
5 Ratledge
6 Kryger
7 Knecht
8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. January 17, 1980
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•Campus Ministries is
showing the film. "So
Many Voices," Sabbath af-
ternoon on Jan. 19 at 2 p.m.
a Thatcher Hall.
•Free Federal Income
'as assistance will be pro-
vided for senior citizens,
students and low income
personnel by an IRS trained
: advisor at Collegedale
Community Service Center.
This service, which is
sponsored by the College-
dale Community Service
Center. IRS and AARP. will
be available on Thursdays
during February and
March. Call 396-2240 on
Tuesday or 396-2815 on
other days for an appoint-
ment. Individuals should
bring tax forms received
from IRS, W-2 forms and
necessary records.
Classified ads
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•Hey Southern AccentlW
Cupid has captured us tool
David Ruiz and Beverly
■Mike Duman & Beverly
Birch are now officially
engaged. The date is July
28. 1980.
•Gary Manzella & Joan
Duggar are officially en-
gaged. They will tie the
knot on Aug. 10, 1980. We
wish them the best of luck
and God be with you.
Signed, Anonymous
•The Collegedale Chil-
dren's Center has four
openings for children ages
3-6. Call MarUyn Sliger at
396-4333. The Children's
Center is open Monday
through Thursday from 7
a.m.to3p.ra.
The Student Mission's Gub asks you to join them in praying
fortwooftheSMseach week. They will also have an aerogram
available at the Student Center desk so you may write a few
lines to each one.
The student missionaries being remembered this week are:
Vegetarian Burger
Blended chick peas, parsley, green onions and spices.
Order a deli sandwich
and recieve a firee drink
with this ad.
Also cheese hoagies and homemade egg salad
sandwiches.
•The Men's Club is
sponsoring a ping pong
tournament. A sign-up
sheet has been posted on
the bulletin board in Talge
Hall. The iast day to sign
up is Friday, Jan. 18
•Want a special valen-
time for you sweetie?
Whispering Pines School is
selling heart-shaped, red
"fur" appliqued and
monogramed pillows for
only $8. These may be seen
in the Student Center or
Audio Visual in the base-
ment of Lynn Wood Hall.
All orders must be in by
February 1. Delivery will
be made on February 10. A
50 per cent deposit is
required for monogramed
•A 22-inch lO-speed
boy's bike— like newl Rid-
den 3 or 4 times. Also a
12-string Epiphone guitar,
excellent condition. Hard-
shell case included. Call
396-2085 afternoons and
evenings. Ask for Alan.
Tenn. Apt. #7, Camp Road
FOR SALE
•1969 Volkswagen —
good condition. Call Mark
Driskill at 4678 or leave a
note in Talge Hall Box
C-19.
•Tickets for Ann Lan-
ders, Feb. 2, go on sale at
the Student Center desk at
noon on Jan. 21
■Hello to all our friends
and teachers at SMC from
Loma Linda University.
Bob and Jackie Sperrazza
•Bill Horvath: Have vou
found the mistletoe tree
yet?
•Dear S.B & F.W.. I
always appreciate your
company and special
friendship. You deserve
the bestll Love ya, Curly-
•To the friends of Bruce
Rogers who know him as
Loucy Brucy: Greetings
from the good old South.
Good luck on your finals
and have a happy holiday.
Your friend, Bruce
PERSONALS
•To Allen Borne & Frank
Gerath: Thanks so much
for writing Bruce. He
really appreciated it and so
did I. Thanks again. Sin-
cerely, His Sis
•Michelle Buch — Just
want to let you know I'm
thinking about you. I told
youl wouldn'tforgetyoul I
hope you have a great
■weekl (P.S. Isn't it nice to
n the
•To the Gang: The
Chinese fire drill was great
at the red light. Oh. yes,
four comers instead of up
to Wright Hall. Thanks,
The Driver
•SeaPig, Knonowal will
not tell me what to write
but he and Keithie send
their regards and love. You
little mudi Landshark
•Dear 43793, Thank you
for your love these past
three years. Love, 95465
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Vol. 35. No. 14
January 24, 1980
Saxophone Quartet Returns
The Sigurd Rasch^, ^^^.
ophone Quartet will return tc
Southern Missionary College,
Saturday night, Jan. 26 in the
Physical Education Center.
The Rascher Saxophone
Quartet was organized by the
musicians U years ago. The
quartet consists of Sigurd
Rascher, Carina Rascher,
Linda Bangs and Bruce
Weinberger.
Sigurd Rascher has con-
certized since 1931. In 1932
he soloed with the Berlin
Philharmonic Orchestra.
Since then he has appeared as
a soloist with a number of
orchestras around the world,
and given uncounted recitals!
The acceptance of the sax-
qihone as a solo instrument is
largely due to his efforts. music at ih^ r.-h^ic c. ■
carina Rasche, ha. lived S^Zu!; Z Y^A^tui
w.th the sound of ,he saxo- solo performanees have
pnone from her first week on, brought forth many sisnifi-
Playmg the soprano cant works for tenor Lo
saxophone when she was five, phone by Hartley, tukas and
Three years later, she joined Patachich. and other Ameri-
her father m coneert and has can and European composers
done so ever since. She lives Tickets are now on sale at
m Europe where she teaches the Student Center Tickets
and concertizes. akn m^,. i,.. l
a'so may be purchased at the
T - , ^ dcor the evening of thp nm
rre^ ^^"T 'Ti"^ " ""= erant. Prices rLn^ge rom %2 To
Green Meadow School, the J3 depending on the seat
Community Music School, and section Students with m
the Rockland Community cards will be Admitted fr"
College, a of which are in with the excepttr of the I
Spnng Valley.^ New Jersey, and C sections'; these fickets
Her playing o{ the baritone
sa.xophone has incited com-
posers to accept the saxo-
phone as a soloiiig instrument.
Bruce Weinberger teaches'
will cost SI each
The quartet will also per-
form sacred music for the
Friday night vespers, Jan. 25
- 8 p.,
STC Reception will be held Feb, 3 and 4
The biannual Sigma Theta
Chi Reception will be held at
Lake Arrowhead, Ga., on Feb.
LakeArrowhead, a privately
owned club in north Georgia,
is situated in a wooded valley
and the clubhouse overlooks a
scenic lake.
Transportation is available
for 100 couples each night.
The buses will leave from the
front of Wright Hall at 5:30"
p.m. and arrive at 7 p.m. JThe
approximate arrival time back
to the schoolis 12 A.M^ Di-
rections will be provided for
those wishing to drive them-
The event calls tor evening
attire. Suits are in order for
the men. while formal wear is passes for Monaay may be
appropnate for women, purchased in the Thatcher
flowers, jf desired, will need Hail lobbies,
to be ordered individually. Photographer Steve Carlton
Lake Arrowhead has a will be on hand to take
seatmg capacity for 400 a pictures-six doUars for two
night. All tickets for Sunday 5x7s and 5 wallets,
are sold out. Admission The fare will be provided by
Lake Arrowhead. The Disney
movie "Now You See Him,
Now You Don't," starring
Kurt Russell, Joe Flynn,
Cesar Romero, Jim Backus
and William Windon, is
scheduled for the nights en-
tertainment.
Financing Structures to
be Discussed at Seminar
Spears Moves to Associate Manager
. Ed Reifsnyder, chief finan-
cial officer of Adventist Health
"rvices. Sunbelt, Inc., will
discuss the "Long and Short
'«m Financing Structures"
"• the Business Seminar
'hursday evening, Jan. 24.
'he lectures will begin at 8
P-""- in Summerour Hall,
Room 105.
jfjf^fyder's major reponsi-
°s are to coordinate and
-inside
bilitii
assist the affiliated hospitals
with their financial activities,
financing programs, the cash
management systems and to
manage the corporate finan-
cial staff.
Students taking the class
must be present at 7:45 p.m.
to take a quiz over the
previous lecture.
The lectures are open to the
public interested in attending.
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□ Melissa Smith
Kenneth Spears, director of
Admissions and Records, will
become the associate business
manager of the College at the
end of this semester.
The move was approved by
the Faculty Senate in their last
meeting, Jan. 14, and will be
presented to the Board of
Trustees in March.
The position was maae
available to Spears when pre-
sent Assistant Business Man-
ager Bruce Stepanski moved
to become director of Student
Accounts and Loans in the
Student Finance Office.
The associate business
manager's job will involve
being in charge of WSMC-
FM. grounds, the nursery,
service, purchasing and mar-
ried student housing, accord-
ing to Business Manager
Richard Reiner.
Spears came to SMC in 1961
and enrolled as an accounting
major. In 1963, he became the
Student Finance dkector for
four years then moved to the
position as College Manager.
Spears became Dean of Stu-
dents in 1970 and during his
six years as dean, received a
Masters in Business Adminis-
tration from Middle Tennes-
see State University.
"I have enjoyed these last
four years in Records and
Admissions, but I want to get
back into my field of study,"
said Spears. I have worked
with a nice group and will miss
the close student contact but
look forward to th
manager position."
No decisions have been
made as to who will fill the
vacated position.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday January 24, 1980
Opinions
editorial
If you think you have troubles, pity the poor editor. If he
attends a meeting, he's being nosey; if he doesn't he isn't
interested. If he writes an in-depth story, it's too long; if he
condenses one, it's incomplete. If he quotes you verbatim and
you decide that wasn't what you meant to say, you call him inept
or untruthful or both. If he asks for advice, he's incompetent; if
he doesn't he's a know-it-all. If he makes a mistake, he hears
about it for weeks; if he doesn't he never hears about it. If he
erpresses an opinion, he wants to run the show; if he doesn't,
he lacks guts. If he takes sides on an issue, he is prejudiced; if
he doesn't he is a coward. If he misspells your name, you never
forget it; if he doesn't, you don't read the story.
Opinion Poster Brightens a Blah Hall in Talge
Dear Editor:
Walking down the barren
corridors of Talge Hall day
after day can become quite
boring and monotonous —
bori^ arid ftibnotonous except
for one bright spot, at least on
my hall. On one particular,
'boring, brown door of A-wing
is usually some "want-your-
opinion" poster that catches
the eyes and responses of the
passer-by.
Last semester, for example,
they had on a clean sheet of
paper the words, "What do
you think of this man?"
Above the page was a picture
of Khomeini. Attached to the
door was a pencil. I wouldn't
be allowed to print what was
on the page, but it was
interesting.
Later they had a sign-up
sheet for men to join the
' 'Southern Missionary
Last week's Accent incorrectly read that $70 had been
raised by the 10 Adventist Colleges in North America for
the refugees in Cambodia. This should have read $70,000
were raised by the 10 colleges.
the soutliern accent
Missionary College. It Is published e
year, except during school vacations
students ol Southern Missionary Coll
tudeni newspaper of Southern
ery Thursday ot the academic
Edllor
Randy Johnson
Uyout Edllor
Sports Editor
Layout ABslstant
Typesetters
Sandy Musgrave
Pholograptier
SandteL?:;
Advertising Manager
Circulation Manager
John McVay
Rod Worley
Target Graphics
ChaHanooga,Tonn.
Collegedale, TN 37315 or broughll
Soulhern Missionary College,
words are subject to editing with
mmunlty. Those exceeding 350
Is Sunday noon prior lo (he
Opinions expressed In letters to Iti
the author and do nol necessarily re
Sooihern Missionary Collage Studen
ary Cotleae, the Seventh-day Adve
!§sl§i?
On that list were names from
Tim-Tim (Evan's dog) to Billy
Carter, from the Shaw of Iran
to the Campus Security. {!??)
It inspired patriotism in all our
And last week, as I began
my pitiful pittOL-patfer down
the hall, ther£ was a new sheet
posted to tKe'door. I gratefuly
stopped and gazed at the
question. "Tired of being a
'Southern Missionary?' If you
were in charge, what would
rOi/ rename the college?"
Below is an abridged
version of what was on the
page: Collegedale College;
Donald Duck University;
Cnittel College or Knittel
Kollege; Brinsmead Univer-
sity; Andrews University (but
it was scratched out). The
"FORD" Foundation; B. J.
McKay's University and Bear
oouthern Conditionary; Mel's'
Moralistic Monastery; St.
Mel's Evangelistical Training
Academy (whoever Mel may
be); Moccasin Bend Univer-
sity; Southern Institute of
Mental Development;
(Khomeini College was dis-
cussed by a few standing
around but was never actually
written down).
Though these ideas will
probably be passed on to the
Board of Trustees and some
great fame and glory might
come my way, i must humbly
admit that the underlying
cause of this letter is to thank
Steve and Joe for allowing the
men of A-wing to write down
some opinions on their terrible
trek through the blah halls of
Morning Worship in Talge Hall Missed
Dear Editor:
This letter c
Resolution that has been taken
in relation to the worship
schedule. As a resident of
Talge Hall, it is my duty to
bring attention to this new
worship schedule.
First it seems that there are
not enough reasons for the
action that has been taken.
I'm not against the time the
worships were scheduled, 7
and 10 p.m., but against the
celled morning worships
What is the problem and
the reasons for the cancelled
worships? Can it be that the
deans don't want to wake a
little earlier to officiate the
worship, or was it that not
enough students attended the
worships? I have been consis-
tently attending these wor-
ships, and I don't think that
student directed the worship.
His name is Kenneth Wise-
man and he did a real good
job. He shared with us a
personal experience, and even
though it was short, it surely
was very inspiring. My ques-
theo
; that V
: there
which met at 7:30. I v
/ this
a small number of people.
Besides, do not the Scrip-
tures say that where there £
1 the
of
matter probably from a dif-
ferent point of view. Wouldn't
it be nice to start the day with
God? I personally like to go to
worships with a free spirit and
good will, not with a spirit of
obligation. I was very happy
with the morning worships. It
was a refreshing experience,
just the simple thought of
knowing that one could begin
the school day with Christ.
Jesus congregated, the Spirit
of the Lord will be there, too?
If there is any problem
concerning the morning wor-
ships, or if they need per-
sonnel to organize them, why
not ask the students to direct
the worships? 1 know there
are quite a few students that
are capable of doing this.
For example, last week a
the morning worships? For
me it is very meaningful and 1
know for others, too.
My suggestion for the deans
and for the SA officers is to
reconsider such an action and
to think it over before doing
something that may seem
unimportant but is not. Please
reconsider such action. As 1
stated before. I'm not against
the night worships but against
the cancellation of the morn-
ing worships.
ENERGY.
We can't afford to waste it.
1 90tta 90 alud^...
Ooit otia rnoftr qarfc -o^n
I qoUa 90 Mud^...
Thursday. January 24, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
street beat
by patti gentry
Memories to Sponsor Poetry G>nte8t
The Southern Memories is
conducting a poetry contest
for publication in this year's
annual. Editor Mark Driskill
said that the contest will run
until Feb. 8 and each poem
must have as its subject,
■'This is SMC." Any student
at SMC. except Student Asso-
ciation officers and Southern
Afemories staff members, may
enter the contest by submit-
ting works of poetry to the
Southern Memories office.
"The English department
professors will be oilr judges
and make any editing deci-
sions necessary," Driskill
said. "This is to try to make
the judging completely fair
and impartial."
Prizes will be awarded for
the best three poems submit-
ted—$30 for first 1 '.e, $20 for
second prize, and :*15 for third
"We do not guarantee that
the second and third place
winners will have their poems
printed in the yearbook. This
depends on room and avail-
ability of space," explained
Driskill.
Entries must be in the
yearbook office by noon on
Friday, Feb. 8. Winners will
be announced in the following
week's Accent.
"We want to encourage departi
everyone who
said Driskill
three; according to the fol-
lowing schedule: first place,
$30; second place, $20; and
third place, $15.
All
"That way we
fill have a much better choice
and better poetry in this year's
annual.
1. The poem must have as
its subject "This is SMC."
(This cannot be the title of the
poem.)
2. Any student of Southern
Missionary College may enter
except officers of the Student
Association or staff members
of the Southern Memories.
3. Cash awards will be
given to the people submitting
the poems judged to be the top
NOTE: Classified ads
wiir not be accepted after
Sunday noon prior to the
Thursday of publication.
Now available at The Campus Shop.
Custom
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be
turned in to the Southern
Memories office by noon,
Friday, Feb. 8, 1980.
5. Judging will be done by
the faculty of the English
of SMC.
Announcement of win-
ners will be made in the Feb.
14 issue of The Southern
Accent.
Do you think our Olympians
should defy a boycott by Carter
and participate in the summer
games?
TomBaez, senior, theology, Orlando. Fla.: Many say politics
and atheletics shouldn't be combined, but this is difficult when
it comes to the Olympics. I feel the atheletes shouldn't go if we
boycott the Olympics.
PaulJansen, sophomore, biology, Redlands, Calif.: First off,
I think it's dumb for Carter to boycott the Olympics. But if he
does, then they shouldn't go. Now — do you want my opinion of
Carter?
Tedd Webster, junior, physical education, Collegedale,
Tenn.: If Russia keeps acting the way it is, 1 think we should
boycott them.
Matt Nafie, senior, behavioral science, Taftville. Conn.:
Someone who's worked that hard ought to be able to participate
in the Olympics. There are other ways of getting Russian troops
out of Afghanistan. I'd go along with having the site of the
games moved somewhere else.
Brenda Brusett, sophomore, nursing. Redding, Calif.:
don't think he has a right to keep them from going. They'\
worked and trained very hard so why do they have to suffei
Let Carter do something else to get back at the Russians.
Gary Street, freshman, paramedic, Baltimore, Md.
nitely, but on the condition that they hold the Olympi
somewhere else. At the Olympics, Russia would just try
show how great its country is while on the other hand they'
invading other
Defi-
Steve Blanco, sophomore, biology, Washington, D.C.: I think
it should be left up to the participants. NBC will lose a lot of
money because they're covering it if it's boycotted. It would be
more effective if many countries participated in the boycott.
DON'T FORGET to file at
the Student Association
office if you are interested
in running for an SA posi-
tion. Filing ends next
Thursday, Jan. 31.
4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, January 24. 1980
Afghanistan Implications Aired on NPR
°N°ZrTh,ck of adequate Considered" at 5:30 to 7 p.m. Things Considered" will be
Noting a "* °'J«« 5 J ^^^ f, Thursday;, aired Sunday at 6:30 p.m.
'AfhrcrisisTrtaTaCoht: "ComLniqne'^ is aired imntediateiy following '
toert^'of'Ne'wrrn'd'infor; Tuesdays 'at 10:30
mation for National Public Friday's segment on
Radio, announced NPR's up-
coming public affairs s
edition of "All Things
"All Considered."
The - - ^ ,,
study Afghanistan s back-
ground and its impUcations for
world peace, will be aired on
aU three of NPR's public
affairs programs.
Scheduled for broadcast
during the week of Jan. 21
through 27 on NPR's "Morn-
ing Edition," "All Things
Considered," and "Commu-
nique," the series will attempt
to answer such questions as
the predictability of the Soviet
invasion of Afghanistan, its
relationship to events in Iran,
and options the United States
may have.
WSMC-FM- NPR's local
affiliate, airs "Morning Edi-
tion" at 6 to 9 a.m. Monday
through Friday; "All Things
CK Expansion JSot Feasible
n Melissa Smith
The feasibility study, begun
in October by Selmon T.
Franklin and Associates to
determine the possibility of
expanding the Campus Kitch-
en, has been completed.
"We don't like the news,"
said Business Manager Rich-
ard Reiner, "but the expan-
sion is not feasible."
The total cost of the expan-
sion, including new equip-
ment, moving the laundry and
enlarging the CK, would be
$300,000. Even over 30 years,
the rents from the operations
would not justify the large
"The sales would have to
almost triple and prices go up
to make it work," Reiner
added. "If the cafeteria were
at capacity and there were
enough trade other than stu-
dents, we could go ahead, but
there is not sutticient com-
munity patronage and so not a
real need for more area."
The College Plaza will be |
paid for in six years and the
revenues from that without a
mortgage note to pay will help
keep tuition down.
Being so close to having the
Plaza payed off, the College
does not want to immediately
go back into heavy indebted-
The Student Mission's Club asks you
join them in praying for two of the SMs
each week. TTiey will also have an
aerogram available at the Student Center
desk so you may write a few lines to each
one. The student missionaries being
remembered this week are:
Floyd Walters
Shenandoah Valley Academy
SMC, Andrews Offers Home Ec Tour
D Frank Roman
Southern Missionary Col-
lege in cooperation with An-
drews University will offer two
credit hours in home econ-
omics. The class. Southern
Textile and Home Furnishing
Tours, will be held June 4 to
22.
At the request of Andrews
University, Southern Mission-
ary College formulated
for the home
dents of both colleges.
"Once the preparations
have been settled, the stu-
dents of Andrews will meet at
SMC and tour the home
economics related industries
in Tennessee," said Thelma
Cushman, associate professor
of home economics.
Historical homes, such as
Craven's House and House
Museum, will set the mood for
a memorable exploration by
those participating in the tour
The class structure will
consist of reaction papers from
the students to the vanous
historical homes visited m the
greater Chattanooga area and
neighboring cities.
Interested students should
speak with Cushman con-
cerning the prerequisites and
expenses for the course.
Qiopin to
be Featured
at Recital
DDonnette Lowe
Dr. Robert L. Sage, assis-
tant professor of music, will
perform in a recital of Cho-
pin's compositions on Sunday,
Jan. 27, at 8 p.m. at Miller
Hall.
"Chopin is a pianist's fa-
vorite," stated Dr. Sage, and
a variety of his masterworks
are to be featured. Included
will be a scherzo, two bal-
lades, several waltzes, mazur-
kas and preludes. The famous
"Heroic Polonaise in A Flat"
will be presented as the finale.
Dr. Sage received his Doc-
tor of Music Arts degree from
the University of Southern
California, after completing
his undergraduate study at La
Sierra. Prior to receiving his
doctorate, he was head of the
music department at the SDA
college in Collonges, France.
He has been an assistant
professor of music at SMC for
the past four years.
The performance is open to
the public and is free of
ATTENTION
The Census Bureau will be conducting its national
ensus of population and housing in the spring of 1980.
The information given to the Census takers will be the
names and campus addresses of students in campus
housing. If you choose not to have your name and campus
address released to them, please inform the Dean of
Students in writing by Feb, 10, 1980.
ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE should get
to save money
•to help each other financially
COLLEGEDALE CREDIT UNION
College Plaza
Office Hours: 8 a.m. to 2 p.m
Monday - Friday
6 to 7 p.m.,
Monday and Thursday
Phone: 396-2101
i.m.,
Pamelyn Page
Nyabola Girls School
Oyugis, Kenya, East Africa
Dionneft^mick thought
Red Cross was
only aboDt hurricapes.
engineers, i
Shawnee Mission Medical Center Needs You
Thursday, January 24,
THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - S
African Student Joins SMC
to Obtain Science Decree
DDana Wes(
From Blantyre, Malawi in
Africa to CoIIegedale, Ten-
nessee, she has come to study
medicine so she can return
home and administer to the
needs of her people.
Kwafaani "Kwafa"
Chakuamba, the 16-year-old
daughter of an African poli-
tical leader, arrived last week
to begin a four-year trek
towards her bachelor of
science degree at Southern
Missionary College.
Her father, the Honorable
Gwanda Chakuamba, the cab-
inet minister for youth and
culture, has great hopes for
Kwafa and her younger
brother and sister.
To Kwafa, the most out-
standing aspect of the United
States is "the high
buildings." There aren't that
many in Malawi,
Son Writes Annual Letter Home
"Compared with our
schools in Malawi. SMC is
huge." Kwafa noted.
Kwafa's family decided that
the United States would offer
the finest training in the world
for her. She chose SMC for
her undergraduate training
because of friends, former
students and the quality of
education she can obtain here.
Both her parents are Seventh-
day Adventists and her father
attended an SDA college in
Rhodesia. Kwafa intends to
stay in America to study for
her medical degree, also.
After receiving her doc-
torate, Kwafa's ultimate goal
is to return to Malawi as a
physician— something that is
desperately needed there, and
she wants to be a part of her
country's future.
"Everyone is nice here and
I really like my classes, ' '
Kwafa said. "The only trouble
I seem to be having is under-
standing the southern ac-
Dear Mom and Dad,
Just thought I would write
and thank you for the self-
addressed, stamped enve-
lopes that you gave me for
Christmas. ■
By the way, could you send
me my toothbrush. 1 left it in
the bathroom while I was
home for Christmas vacation.
People are starting to com-
plain.
I will be coming home this
weekend. Some of my friends
will be coming along, too, so
you will be able to meet them.
We won't be in till late Friday
night because we are going to
stop along the way so don't
wait up. If we aren't around
Sabbath morning, don't wor-
ry; we are going to go to
another church to visit some of
Steven dickerhoff
our friends. In case we don't
make it in by midnight, leave
the door unlocked. And could
you have some food ready for
us Sunday. Tell Carol we get
the TV till after the Pro Bowl.
The guys are really looking
forward to meeting everyone.
Boy, I'm going to be busy
the next couple of weeks. Be-
sides coming home this week-
end, Monday I have to go
bowling. I'll have to get some
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new raquetballs by Wednes-
day, and Thursday I'm going
down to Taco Bell to eat.
I don't know where all the
mOney is coming from, unless
of course, I borrow it from
David at 25 per cent interest.
But don't worry about thati
School is going alright, but
it is beginning to be a bit of a
drag. You grow up and go off
to college expecting to have a
little fun and what happens?
You gotta sit in your room and
do accounting or something.
You would think if man could
get the work week lowered to
40 hours, they could do some-
thing about the number of
hours of homework a week. I
spend so much time studying;
I don't have any time to do the
things that are really impor-
Dean says he has a right to
tell me to clean my room.
Would you please write him
and tell him that you are still
the ones who tell me to clean
my room and that those
"roaches" are a scientifically
controlled Utopian colony for
deprived roaches.
No doubt she'll take some
the Tennessee twang back
Malawi with her.
P.S. Tell Carol that she owes
me a dollar. In ray last letter I
bet her that we would beat the
Russians to the moon and we
CoIIegedale Home & Auto
student Discounts Available.
Phone: 396-3898 or 396-3772
No Afternoon
Classes Held
Careers Day
Careers Day will be held
next Thursday, Jan, 31. The
format will differ from those in
the previous years — classes
will be cancelled from 11 a.m.
to 3 p.m.
"We are cancelling classes
so all students will have an
opportunity to attend," ex-
plained Dean of Students
Melvin Campbell.
After a short talk by Dr.
Campbell, the students will be
dismissed to wander around
the gymnasium. At present 21
institufions will have booths
set up in the gymnasium.
These institutions represent '
local and national companies,
and local conferences.
Dr. Campbell explained that
a hospital hires more than
nurses and medical techni-
cians and "hope that the
students would not overlook
the opportunity to work for
one of them."
Following lunch two short
classes will be given. One
class will be conducted on
writing a resume and the other
class will be how to conduct
yourself during an interview.
Each class will last approxi-
mately 25 minutes.
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, January 24, 1980
College Phones Host Heavenly Conversation
The Coliegedale phone
system, in all its notoriety, is
to be commended on one
count — it strengthens the
spiritual tone of our campus.
Probably as many prayers
ascend concerning the phone
system as are said over any _ ^
other topic outside of break- "^^ta^"^^"^^^^*^^^^
fast, lunch, and supper. Have development, but I ve never
you ever tried to hang up after found it easy to be gratefiil for
getting a busy signal
John mcvay
Now, this has happened
e several times before, so
15 about to hang up and
Gabriel: As head angel of behind
one of our strongest pockets of waiting,
support, we just wanted to
check with you and be sure
there's a large group ready to
meet Him when He comes in.
How many of the students at
SMC will be out to give Him
their support? Would you say
80 to 90 per cent or 90 to 100
per cent?
Him — ready and
ah
Well,
Gabriel, I really hate to
admit it, but even that report
sounds a bit optimistic. I do
think that He has supporters
here— I feel quite certain that
there will be a fair number
waiting to meet Him.
I long.
outside line? Or, has
lost friend called only 1
off before you could answer
his "Guess who this is?" And
then, of course, there's always
standing in line to use the
dorm's only functional pay
phone (the least they could do listening
is provide a "take a number" -'""'' "'"
board!).
such ordeals. 1 have always
felt that I could never be truly redial when something about
thankful for the many idio- their discussion caught my
syncrasies of our "great" ear.
ohone system. That is, until
Raphael: Well, Gabriel, it's
a little hard for us to make any
Gabriel: I'm sorry things
bad. You'r
though, that there will be a
You know large group?
night last week when I Gabriel: Raphael, 1 don't that college life is terribly Raphael: Well . . .
; on the phone talking to have much time to chat, hectic. From all outward Gabriel: Raphael, when He
favorite person (after We'rejust making last minute appearances, like devotions returns will He find faith at
"click, click, arrangements for the Second and things of that nature, the SMC?
cluck, click, cluck . . ." for Coming. I need to check with percentage wouldn't be quite
fifteen minutes). you on a couple things, that high.
As we were talking, there (Wowlll)
1 know the phone company was a sudden "ring, ring'
has specifically designed the line and t
these trials for our character duals "joined
) other indivi-
Gabriel: That's very dis-_^
Raphael: Sure, go right appointing. I'll tell Him that
ahead Gabriel. about 75 per cent are really
Raphael: I don't know ... 1
really don't know.
And then, by some other
fiuke of the phone system,
they were gone.
Grant Eligibility Doubled from Last Year
Tliild Care Center has
Openings for Six More
Dpreg Rimmer
'One thousand twenty-three dent Finance. aid from the government.
SMC students have received This figure is double last Students have until March
eligibility reports for year's total of 601 students 15 to apply to the Basic
$1,162,675 in grants to date who received $589,000. Be- Educational Opportunity
this school year, and many cause of the Middle Income Grant program (BEOG). This
more students are still Student Assistance Act is a direct aid program where-
eligible, explained Mrs. recently passed, more stu- by the student doesn't have to
Laurel Wells, director of Stu- dents are able to receive direct repay any of the money
received.
The amount available to
students is between $200 and
$800 per semester and up to
SI ,800 per year if the school
, J ■,. load is twelve semester hours
The Coliegedale ChUd Care having a "mother s day out o^more. One half of the
Center has six fiill openings which would be an arrange- ^^^^^ ^^^ available to stu-
for children ages 2 through ment whereby the mother ^^^^^ ^^j^j^^^ ^^ ^^ ^^^^
school age. These openings could bring her chUdren m tor semester hours,
need to be filled in the near the afternoon so thatshe cou d Eligibility requirements are
fiiture, otherwise some of the run some errands. This would ^^^^^^ ^^ ^^^ financial need of
student help wUI have to be cost only $5 per chUd, however ^j^^ j^^jj^^ scholastic status
terminated.
Marilyn Sliger, director, Cont.
explained that at the present
time there are always two
students to supervise the
children. If the openings are
not filled by the end of nest
week, some of the students
will have to be let go.
Sliger stated that one of the
reasons the parents like send-
ing their children to the Cen-
ter is because there is more
than one supervisor at all
times. By having two super-
visors, some of the children
can play outside while the
others remain indoors. If one
child was sick, it would mean
that all the children would
have to stay in because only
one supervisor would be there
to •vafch them all.
At the present time they are
averaging 10 children a day.
They are presently making
arrangements to take two
year-olds. Sliger stated that
the price will still be the same
for them because she is willing
to put in the extra time, how-
ever the parents mast supply
the diapers.
Other airangementa include
application from the Student
Finance Office in Wright Hall.
After they receive their eligi-
bility report, they should bring
it to the Student Finance
Office. It is also necessary to
see Nelda Reid and sign a
voucher so that the money can
be credited to their account.
Those students who have
already received a Basic Grant
should also stop by the office,
as they may be eligible for
other grants.
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Highlights ill AA League Cames
_Sports
In the early games of the
basketball series, Prusia's
team has risen steadily to the
top of their league. The
portediy ' 'doesn't look like
much on paper," clicks to-
gether like a well-oiled
machine and works the ball
methodically to score with
smooth accuracy. Prusia and
Creamer led the team, scoring
23 and 26 points respectively,
96-73 victory over Rathbun.
In a rather low-scoring game
with a more even point-
spread, Creamer shot 13
points and Diminich 10 as the
team pulled away from Shultz
in the final quarter for a 48-41
victory which retained their
undefeated status for a record
of 2-0.
Team Statistics
Team 1 Beyer
FG
FT
F
TP
Game 2 vs. Shultz
16/51
0/6
13
33
4 vs. Rathbun
29/74
2/13
16
60
6 vs. Beckwith
26/75
21/27
16
73
Total
71/200
23/46
45
166
(Average)
(1:2.8)
(1:2)
(15)
(55.3)
Team 2 Beckwith
FG
FT
F
Game 3 vs. Rathbun
35/66
9/32
22
79
6 vs. Beyer
25/89
6/14
18
56
Total
60/155
15/46
40
135
(Average)
(1:2.6)
(1:3)
(20)
(67.5)
Team 3 Rathbun
FG
FT
F
TP
Game 1 vs. Prusia
34/90
5/17
13
73
3 vs. Beckwith
32/93
12/24
25
76
4 vs. Beyer
39/100
8/12
13
86
Total
105/283
25/53
51
235
(Average)
(1:2.7)
(1:2.1)
(17)
(78.3)
Team 4 Shultz
FG
FT
F
TP
Game 2 vs. Beyer
20/56
0/1
16
40
5 vs. Prusia
20/67
1/6
14
41
Total
40/123
1/7
30
81
(Average) (1:3)
(1:7)
(15)
(40.5)
Team 5 Prusia
FG
FT
F
TP
Game 1 vs. Rathbun
43/79
10/13
20
96
5 vs. Shultz
20/53
8/16
14
48
Total
20/132
18/29
34
144
(Average)
(1:2)
(1:1.6)
(17)
(72)
record of 1-1. Beckwith first Beckwith's shooting streak
defeated Rathbun 79-76 in an was stopped by Beyer who
exciting, fast-moving game, dominated the court in a 73-56
Trailing 34 to Rathbun's 36 at win. With a shooting average
half-time, Beckwith came back that plummeted to 25 for 89
shooting long outside shots for (1:2.6), Beckwith couldn't
a 1:1.8 average
from the field,
Mosley racked
up 22 points,
Beckwith 21
and J . Mock
hit the big 1,
Game Scores
MEN'S AA LEAGUE
Game 1 Prusia 96— Rathbun 73
^ 2 Shultz 40— Beyer 33
3 Beckwith 79— Rathbun 76
4 Rathbun 86— Beyer 60
5 Prusia 48— Shultz 41
6 Beyer 73— Beckwith 56
MEN'S A LEAGUE
Game 1 Dowell 41 — Sweeney 28
2 Thompson 69— Faculty 39
3 Dias 38— Webster 37
4 Freck 50— Wold 37
5 Dias 49— Thompson 45
6 Wold 66— Webster 47
MEN'S B LEAGUE
Game 1 Fillman— Kuhlman (forfeit)
2 Kress 57 — Lemonds 33
3 Cummings 62— Slate 38
4 Lemonds 56 — Cummings 46
5 Kress 62— Kuhlman 27
6 Bietz 50— Fillman 39
make the grade and had to
buckle under in his firs*
defeat.
Shultz also won his first
game, defeating Beyer 40-33.
B. Shultz led his team with 10
pomts in the first half, and
West shot 12 in the second for
an overall score of 14 points.
Next Prusia defeated Shultz
48-41, but the team made him
work for the victory. Running^
neck and neck at 12-12 at the
end of the first quarter and
20-21 at the end of the half,
the teams seemed fairly equal.
Nafie scored 8 points, West
shot 12 and Shultz sunk 15
before his injury near the end
of the second half which
marked the end of the team's
hopes for the game.
Beyer hit a slump in the first
two games of the season, first
losing 40-33 to Shultz then
86-60 to Rathbun. The team's
overall average of 1:6 didn't
look very promising, but it Aas
more than redeemed in a
73-56 victory over Beckwith.
High scorer for the team was
Botimer shooting an astound-
ing 12/22 from the field and
12/13 from the line for a total
of 36 points; other members of
the team shared
generous point spread aswell,
Child Gire
Cont. from p. 6
Sliger stressed that the
parents would have to let the
Center know the morning
before they bring them in.
Daily programs include
morning worship, social
development programs and
play-time, "We are trying to
do something so that the'
children won't just run
around, but be creative,"
explained Sliger.
0 — day a week the children
spend time on monthly units.
These deal with the family,
love, courtesy, , the flag,,
colors, animals, safety, health
and numbers. "The major
purpose is to help the children
gain the social knowledge they
need to prepare them for the
first grade.
The Center is open from
a.m. to 5:30 p.m., Monday
through Thursday and 7 a.m.
to 3 p.m. on Fridays. The fee
is $24 weekly.
Basketball Scoreboard
AA LEAGUE
W L
5 Prusia
2 0
2 BecltwitJi
1 1
4 Shultz
1 1
1 Beyer
1 2
3 Rathbun
1 2
A LEAGUE
4 Dias
2 0
2 Freck
1 0
5 Dowell
1 0
1 Wold
1 1
3 Thompson
1 1
3 Thompson
1 1
6 Sweeney
8 Faculty
0 1
7 Webster
0 2
B LEAGUE
0 Kress
2 0
7 Bietz
1 0
2 Lemonds
1 1
4 Cummings
1 1
6 Fillman
3 Slate
0 1
1 Kuhlman
0 2
WOMEN'S LEAGUE
2 Dortch
2 0
6 Kryger
2 0
4 Steger
1 1
5 Ratledge
1 1
3 Buttermore
0 1
7 Knecht
0 1
1 McLeod
0 2
8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. January 24,
classified ads
•Attention May
Summer 1980 Graduates;
Your Senior Class Organi-
zation will be held during
Chapel Feb. 5. at U in
Thatcher Hall. Oass offic-
ers will be chosen, invita-
tion order forms will be
available and cap and gown
sizes will be taken. Chapel
cards will be handed out.
•Attentionll The London
Symphony Orchestra, con-
ducted by Leonard
Bernstein, will give a live
performance in Talge Hall,
Room C-8, Wednesday Jan.
30. 1980, at 8 in the
evening. Ladies will be
admitted free of charge.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Come join the fun and watch
the Friday noon films in the
Cafeteria Banquet Room.
NEED A CHALLENGE?
If you need a challenge in the
nursing fieid and want to worl< in a
modern SDA hospital, we need you.
Scholarship assistance is available.
RNs needed in Psychiatrics and Med-
Surg. Ward Secretaries are also
needed.
Battle Creek Sanitarium Hospital
197 N Washington Avenue
Battle Creek, Mipiiigan 49016
•Steve Martin and Joe
Denham are coming on
strong with the release of
their new bluegrass album
entitled "Hitchin" featur-
ing such favorites as Duel-
ing Banjos. Foggy Moun-
tain Breakdown. Randy
Lynn Rag and more, all for
the low price of only $6.
Those interested in pur-
chasing this promising
album (headed to the top of
the charts) contact Steve
Martin at 4748 or leave a
note in Box 156 Talge Hall.
•There will be a meeting
of the Minority Report on
Sunday, Jan. 27. at 11 a.m.
in the assembly room of the
Student Center.
•Have you ever been to
or wanted to go to Bogen-
hofen, Collonge, Newbold
or Sagunto?
Come to the Adventist
Students Abroad meeting.
It will be an informal get-
together, a time to share
your European experience.
Student Center Amphi-
theater Sabbath. Jan. 26,
at 3 to 4 p.m.
FOR SALE
•A 12-string guitar for
sale. Takamine F400S.
Excellent condition and
sound. Includes hardshell
case. S175. Call 4853.
•For Sale: A 1979 Ford
F-IOO'/j ton pickup truck.
302 V8; silver with match-
ing cap. Has only 5,500
miles, still on warranty.
Call 396-4794 or inquire at
room 282 Talge Hall.
•Anyone gomg to
Andrews University for
spring break please call
396-3767 and ask for Mart:a
or Jocelyn, if you have
room for two persons.
Thanks!
LOST & FOUND
•Jacket Found! On new
wing stairs in Talge (fai
LOST & FOUND
•If anyone has found a
Writing Committment
English book, please let me
know. Phone 4743 or come
by Room 146, Talge and ask
for Gary.
PERSONALS
•Dear Patty and Friends,
I just wanted to thank you
and your friends for being
so thoughtful. It was much
appreciated. I cannot thank
you enough but I can pray
for the Lord to bless you.
Thank you for making our
holidays brighter than they
would have been. Sin-
cerely, The Douglas
Family
•Mike Randall: Hope
your boo-boo's get better
quick. Please be more
careful next time. Love ya.
YOU iUITH NEED
UFE INSUmUICE
Managing a household is a
big job, even lor two
people. That's why both
of you need ii
protection , , - lo p
financial support ir
fre^A Ft lltor suddenly finds yourself
rrea runer glone, AsK me about Slale
Collegedale Agent
alone. Ask
Farm life
BOTH of you
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_ _ souTnern missionary college _ _
the southern accent
Thursday
Vol. 35, No. 15
January 31, 1980
ert Advicegiver Landers Comes to SMC
The world's expert advice-
giver is coming to Southern
Missionary College,
Ann Landers, whose column
appears six days a week in the
Chattanooga News-Free
Press, is the most widely
syndicated colun
world. She is to appear in the
Physical Education Center at
8:15 p.m. on Saturday, Feb. 2.
With an estimated reader-
ship of 70 million in over 1 ,000
newspapers, a World Almanac
poll, conducted in 1978, show- Visiting, Committee for the Miss Landers was bom in
ed her to be "The Most Board of Overseers for Sioux City, Iowa. In private
Influential Woman" in the Harvard Medical School; a live she is Mrs. Eppie Lederer
United States. trustee for the Menninger and lives in Chlca'go. She has
Stereos Available in SC
Two of the four stereos
which were purchased last
November to be placed in the
Student Center are now con-
nected to the headphone jacks
in the Mountains. The othi
two will be connected by the
beginning of next week.
Elder K.R. Davis is respon-
sible for building the cabinet
for the system and Jerry
Mathis from WSMC is making
the necessary connections for
the sound system.
Twenty headsets were also DLance Martin
purchased and may be bor- SMC students who work in
fowed from the Student Cen- the College's various depart-
ter desk. ments have receive a 20 cent
When all four stereos are increase in their minimum
connected, one station will wage.
always play on WSMC-FM '"This is a nine per cent
and one on WDEF-FM. The increase from S2.45 to S2.65
other two will be for those who per hour, ' ' explained Richard
want to bring their own re- Reiner, business manager,
•^ords, cassettes or 8-tracks The increase is the third
Recently, the American Foundation; and a member of
Medical Association chose the Mayo Foundation Spon-
Miss Landers as the recipient sors Committee. She Terves
of the Citation for Distin- on the boards of the National
guished Service, the highest Dermatology Association of
honor given to a lay person. Chicago and the national
Miss Landers is considered board of the American Cancer
one of the most effective. Society. She is also a trustee
platform personalities in of Meharry Medical College
Alistof rules on the type o£ America and has lectured and Deree-Pierce, an Araeri-
music allowed on the sound from pulpits, on campuses, can university in Athens,
system has not been drafted; and in countless auditoriums Greece,
however, one will be passed and convention halls around
out within the next couple of the world. IJ I? * J*C •
weeks. She is a member of the Juclge t eatureo, at iierics
and listen to them.
married daughter and three
grandchildren.
Tickets may be purchased at
the Student Center or at the
door. Prices range from $3 to
S5, Uepending on the seat
section. Students with ID will
be admitted free with the
exception of the S5 and S4
tickets which will be $2 and
SI, respectively.
Minimum Wage at College
Increased Nine Per Cent
Judge Ralph H. Kelley will Students taking the class
be the guest speaker at the must be present at 7:45 p.m.
E.A. Anderson Lecture Series to take a quiz over the
inside
V-.
January 1 in a row that the
wages have been raised be-
cause of the annual federal
keep up with _ inflation.
Colleges are required to pay
85 per cent of the new $3.10
minimum. Students on work
study will receive $3.10 per
hour with the government
paying $2.48 and SMC paying
only 62 cents.
Students who were earning
above the S2.45 wage because
of special skill or seniority will
receive a raise proportional to
Thursday, Jan. 1 at 8 p.m. HE
will speak in Summerour Hall,
Room 105, on the new bank-
ruptcy law which went intc
effect October 1979. "
Judge Kelley was major of i.
Chattanooga from 1963-1969 ^;
before taking his present po- &
sition with the United States ' ;■-
Bankruptcy Court. He also :
served as a member of the
Tennessee House of Repre-
sentatives from 1959-1061.
He is a member of the
American, Tennessee. Chat-
tanooga and Federal Bar
Associations. Judge Kelley
received his BA degree from
the University of Tennessee at
Chattanooga and a Doctor of
Law degree from Vanderbilt
University.
previous lecture presented by
Ed Reifsnyder.
The lectures are open to the
public interested in attending.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, January 31,.
Opinions
Cramped Parking Problems Plague Students
editorial
The ena or tne month isn't one of the most popular times.
While for some it means another paycheck or a new day-by-day
calendar, a number of women seem to find their cafeteria bills
under the $50 minimum.
The cafeteria charges each dorm student S50 each full month
of school in order to guarantee a monthly operating budget. The
reasoning behind this is logical because Mr. Evans and his
workers need to know approximately how much they can spend
on food and what its price should be. However I find it very
unfair to the slender beauties in Thatcher Hall.
At the end of each month it seems that the women are
lending their ID cards to friends (or brothers if they're lucky).
Others rush down to the Campus Kitchen to stock up on forzen
pizzas, loaves of bread, apples and anything else that can
possibly raise the monthly food bill to the magic fifty.
Most of the time the food which was bought to reach the
minimum is wasted because it rots in the room. Why waste food
just to reach the minimum?
Some feel that the students would eat more off campus as
such places as Taco Bell if there was not a monthly minimum.
But how long would that last when it is di^icult to withdraw
money on one's account?
Glancing at some the the meal receipts that find their way to
the cafeteria floor, there seems to be quite a few that have
already reached SIOO. Therefore it appears that if the minimum
|vas discarded that most of the students would still eat the same.
mmouBt of food. Why don't we do away with the monthly
Dear Editor:
After receiving another
SMC parking ticket. I decided
to address myself to a problem
1 have wanted to write about
for three vears. But. because
of a full schedule I haven't
found the time to sit and
address it. Finally the time
has come when something
must be said.
I refer to the disastrous
parking problem here on the
SMC campus. The realization
that a problem exists here is
no secret: I beHeve that most
of our students and staff are
well aware of this. Why has
nothing been done to remedy
this? If anything, we have
moved backward instead of
forward toward finding an
— ^
tlie southern accent
Missionary College. 11 is publlahetJ every Thursday of the acaderllc
studenls ol Southern Missionary College.
^'"""^ Frti Handy Johnson
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A prime example I will
present is the construction of
the Thatcher annex with its
miniature parking area. Sure,
we like it to look pretty and
trim, but can we justify creat-
ing only 57 parking spaces in
the new annex lot, when 250
students are housed in the
annex? Does the aesthetic
benefit gained from this or-
namental rock and shrubbery
the lack of precious parking
spaces for our Thatcher annex
ladies? Of course. I realize
that all students do not own or
operate automobiles. But 1
have heard plenty of com-
plaints from female students
having to park in the gymna-
sium parking lot and walk
across to Thatcher Hall on
dark nights. The annex lot
could have been enlarged to
park many more cars if sen-
sible planning would have
gone behind constructing it.
I do realize, though, that the
major problem lies in village
student parking. Most stu-
dents are so burdened with
homework and projects that
they don't have time to drive
to campus 15 minutes early
each morning to avoid driving
around campus looking for a
parking spot.
This creates a great incon-
venience for the student who.
although he planned plenty of
time to get to class on time,
now finds himself walking into
class late due to this trip
around campus looking for a
parking spot and finally end-
ing up walking from the far
comer of the campus to his
The ratio of parking spaces
allotted to faculty and stu-
dents versus the number of
faculty and students here at
SMC is very poorly and un-
fairiy distributed. Almost
without exception when I
enter a parking area for both
student and faculty parking
designations, I find several
empty spaces in the faculty
area, while the student park-
ing is completely full! If these
faculty spaces are not used,
some should be designated for
student use!
An example is the lot
entrance south of Thatcher
annex entrance, leading past
Herin Hall, library, and to the
cafeteria. This area contains
40 spaces specified for village
and Thatcher Hall students
combined use. While we have
approximately 2,000 students
attending SMC, we have only
about 200 faculty, administra-
tion and workers. Shouldn't
more space be provided for
this large number of students?
Only this morning as I arrived
on campus for my 8 o'clock
class in the library, 1 found
every one of the 40 spaces for
students filled, while the 29
faculty spaces, there were 13
spaces in a row emptv! Some
of these extra facultv spaces
should be redesigned for
student use instead of being
I will refer a
munity colleges o
which, though they have a
rather large number of stu-
dents, do not have a parking
problem. They simply con-
struct large open parking lots
adequate for the parking
needs of both students and
staff.
There is enough open,
vacant land here on the SMC
campus that could greatly
increase our parking capacity
if used in this way. With a fail
1979 enrollment of over 2,000
students, we must realize the
need for improved and added
parking facilities, and not only
realize it, but do something
uny
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Do You Think Women Should Be Drafted?
Del ScliMte. senior, chemistry, Ashville, NC: I think women should be drafted tor certain
positions, hospital or clerical work, etc., but not necessarily for the Marines.
Thursday, January 31, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
CABL Teaches 5-Day Plan
Mark Bolton,
positions they ;
Marines, etc.). The positions
draftees to fill positions that would
jphomore. chemistry. Collegedale. Tenn.: Women should be drafted for
well qualified for {this does not include Drill Sergeant, Special Combat
could fill effectively would allow a broader choice of men
Collegiate Adventists for have a chano
Better Living (CABL) is of-
fering a class for 12 people
interested in how to direct a
5-Day Stop Smoking Plan.
The object of the class is to
acquaint the students with the
right way of leading such a
program.
they learned in a 5-Day Plan
that CABL and National Youth
Outreach (NYO) will present
in downtown Chattanooga.
There is a $5 fee for those
taking the class to cover the
expenses of the material pre-
sented. However, those who
do participate in the 5-Day
t be suitable for v
Suzie Gall, sopht
and such would be necessary, I suppose. I
accounting, Palatka, Fla. : Not for the actual military part, but r
I .. . • "m not into nursing!
Dale Williams, junior, business administration. Collegedale, Tenn.: I'm in favor of women
being drafted to fill jobs such as hospital personnel, secretarial and bookkeeping, i feel this
would free the men to do the actual fighting.
Lezlee Caine. junior. German, Roseburg. Ore.: No! I would be very embarrassed if I ever
had to tell my children that their mother wore army boots!
1 should be drafted for
Roger Burke, sophomore, theology. Purvis, Miss.: No. As far back in history as creation,
vomen have never been designed for warfare. They should be given the choice but not forced to
The class will meet
week for five weeks. Each Plan will be reimbursed S2.
person who enrolls will re- A sign-up sheet is posted on
ceive a packet of information the Campus Ministry Office
and sample brochures on 5- door for those interested in
Day Plans. They will then taking the class.
Community Health
Undergoes Changes
DTricia Smith
Dorothy Giacomozzi, Karen dents. Nurses are assigned in
Warren, and Leona Gulley three groups with an instruc-
are the three instructors in tor for each.group.
chargeof the new Community On Tuesdays, the class
Health Program for all second works in the office at the
project location. These offices
are within walking distance of
450 to 700 families in low-cost
housing areas. One of the
programs used is Health Pro-
motion Activities Center
(HPAC). Once a week, stu-
dents visit several families
and do surveys on what the
community needs most at the
time. Health education and
screen programs are devel-
oped from these surveys.
Also on TuesdayTTfour to
five students go into rural
counties visiting Senior
Neighbor Centers where they
do HPACs, which consist of
health talks, health education
movies, and diabetes and
anemia screenings. This part
of the program is sponsored
by Southern Missionary
College, the Teimessee Health
Department, Tennessee Val-
ley Authority, and Counseling
of Aging.
Every other Thursday, the
students make mental health
visits. Each student is assign-
ed a patient for the semester
who they visit once a week^at
either the Chattanooga
Psychiatric Clinic or Joseph
Johnson Mental Health Cen-
ter which is in the Moccasin
Bend area.
On alternate Thursdays
they will be screening f"r
scoliosis (curvature of the
spine) among the 2,100 sixth
graders in Chattanooga.
The nursing department
feels that the main advantages
of this program art the better
use of student's and instruc-
tor's time, the opportunity for
them to work closer together
and for students to have a
more active involvement role
rather than observation.
"It is a program
really excited about,
Dorothy Giacomozzi. '
feel it will have positive
vantages for both the stud-
and patients."
4 ■ THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, January 31,
Take Draft Dodgers Commute from Canada
^ _ . „ _.. ._-„.v.^. 7^^ Thi. i,i«a u,3= ciiitahlf- tn would be totally voluntary, women's residence
With President Carter re- the Deans act toeether and This idea was suitable . ,^, „„„„,,;„„ c.
establishing the draft, most of called a chapel for the entire most of us, but a few objected and the ones takmg cl
the guys in Talge Hall have dorm and announced plans
been a little concerned with have the men's residence back and forth each day. _—..
what they were going to do mo^ed to Canada until this Christman quickly quieted
aboutit. So, with this in mind thing "blows over." them by stating that school
residence
Canada. This was
of commuting could only sign up for MWF met with wild cheering.
classes. That way they would Plans were also discussed of
only have to drive down three having the English depart-
davsaweek. He also urged us ment moved with us to teach
the Canadians how (
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Job Fair:
Personal
Interviews:
Thursday, Jan. 31
9 am - 3 pm
Wednesday, Jan. 30
beginning 1 pm
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^'*'
would be able to communicate
Since most of the guys
with them.
would probably decide not to
take any classes this semester.
Dean Schlisner concluded
Dean Christman also laid out
by telling us that we would
Steven cNckerhoff
extracurricular activity to iceep in Canada with foreign oil.
nament will also be posted
right after chapel.
Another dissenting group
argued that the northern girls
aren't very good looking, and
there wouldn't be anyone to
ask out. Dean Evans met this CK was moved
challenge by saying that he Canadians how
thev
At this time a group led by
e Alabama Khomeini
inounced that they had just
errun the place and that
they weren't going, unless the
show the
PUT YOUR BSN TO WORK.
BE AN ARMY NURSE.
We will accept your application sec months prior to
graduation and can commission you in the Army
Nurse Corps before state board results.
Excellent starting salary with periodic raises in
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THE ARMY NURSE CORPS
CPT Marlene Berlin
Room 703, Baker Bldg.
no 21st Avenue South
Nashville, TN 37203
(615) 251-5282 (call collect)
Thursday, January 31, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
ISurse Saves Wounded World]
(Dedicated to all the strug-
gling nursing majors at SMC)
It all began one balmy
summer day while He was on
a walk. As He came over the
rise of a small hill, the song
died from His lips. There at
His feet lay a wounded bird —
a robin. He bent down and
examined its mutilated wing,
and then with great tender-
ness carried it home and
began nursing it back to
health. As He watched the
wing mend. He began to
realize that He had a strange
gift for healing, and the dream
was born — He would be a
When He was still quite
young He and His family took
a long journey to the big citJ^
There He watched the strange
ritual of their religion. As He
stood in the temple day after
day the dream began to ex-
pand in His mind until one day
the dream exploded. As He
watched the bleeding lamb He
realized His destiny — He was
to be the nurse for the ills of
all mankind, by His own
\voiinds^ie would heal the
wounds of the world.
In the education of every
nurse comes the day when
they receive their cap and then
that much-celebrated stripe.
John mcvay
v^
unsual way. As He knelt on
the riverbank, a dove, as white
as the whitest of nursing caps,
descended and lit upon His
head. Then, the One who
officiated at the service pro-
nounced the blessing upon His
chosen profession.
What a grand i
pinning in che life of a nurse.
When the nurse receives that
pin it is recognized as a mark
of new authority. His mother
was the first to notice. He
wore it to a wedding. As she
watched Him she recognized
in His countenance that mark
of new authority and the small
group of men following Him
and calling Him "Master"
^nly confirmed her suspicions.
If a nurse decides to con-
tinue his or her education, the
day comes when a specialty
must be chosen. He chose
obstetrics (OB). His was a
rather exotic brand of the
science. To one full grown
man He spoke these eccentric
words: "You must be born
again." From later docu-
ments we find that He offici-
ated at the birth of at least one
of His brothers — who was
older than Himself! He had
an eScLllent recoro. and when
He came to the end of His
internship He could say, "I
only lost one!" {cf. John
17:12).
All His life He had been
searching for the cure. One
day He found it — a terrible
cure it was indeed. He
realized the full meaning of
1 healing the world by His own
wounds. But what a glorious
shout it was when He could
proclaim, "It is finished! The
cure is complete!"
heard the saying,
nurse always a
nurse." He's still a nurse
today. Today He's respon-
sible for dispensing the cure.
He is the med nurse for the
universe. He especially
enjoys special care nursing,
and He'll care for you, and
treat you, and dispense the
cure to you as if He didn't
have another patient in the
whole world.
Career's Day-Important?
Only As Important As Your Future.
Alane Hinkle (SMC '76) and Durward
Wildman of Hinsdale Hospital will be in the
Physical Education Center to talk about
career opportunities on Thursday, Jan. 31.
Hinsdale Hospital
120 N Oak Street
Hinsdale, IL 60521
(312) 887-2475
* Good $$ pay
• Excellent employment opportunities
* Good working conditions, outdoor-
• The Bachelor of Science degree in
Geology and the Master of Science degree in
Paleobiology are available at Loma Linda Un-
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SDA educational system.
• The first two years of the Geology B.S.
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• Several inc/ependefjf sources have rated
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write or call: CHAIRMAM
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ATTENTION
The Census Bureau will be conducting its national
census of population and housing in the spring of 1980.
The information given to the Census takers will be the
names and campus addresses of students in campus
housing. If you choose not to have your name and campus
address released to them, please inform the Dean of
Students in writing by Feb. 10, 1980.
6 ■ THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, January 31. 1980
CoUegedale Medical Center
The first phase of the CoUegedale Medical Center was
completed in 1976. The ten-office complex serves
physicians, dentists, pharmacy, and supporting
services. The Center also houses the regional office of
Adventist Health System/ Sunbelt, Inc. and Southern
Health Services, Inc. The center is located a short
distance from the Southern Missionary College campus
at "Robinson's Comers." Similar facilities are located
throughout the sunbelt region.
P.O.Box?
CoUegedale, Tenn.
(615) 396-2179
CffiEERDftY
decisions decisions,
so many Onoiazt, to m&taY
There's ahealthcareer
to fit your lifestyle.
Want to try one on?
Let's talk about It.
Stop by our booth in the gymnasium and
talk with Frank Diehl, Personnel Director.
Financial Aid
Workshop
to be Held
QGreg Rimmer
' Three financial aid work-
shops are set for students
needing to apply for financial
aid and for those wanting
information concerning the
types of aid available.
The firsi workshop will be
Jan. 31 at 5:30 p.m. in
Summerour Hall, Room 105.
Other meetings will be in the
banquet room of the cafeteria
Feb. 4 at 12:15 p.m. and Feb.
7 in Summerour Hall, Room
105. at 5:30 p.m. The sessions
will last approximately one
The entire Student Finance
staff will be on hand to explain
the different financial aid pro-
grams and distribute applica-
By setting the workshops at
the different times, Laurel
Wells, director of Student
Finance, hopes to reach all
students interested in the
financial aid programs.
Because of the Middle
Income Students Assistance
Act of 1978, more students are
eligible for grants.
Students who still need to
apply or who have already
applied are urged to attend
one of the workshop.
CAli3N-«3M
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Thursday. January 31. 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
ISSS" * ant" « 1-eague Action Highlighted
In B Leaaue action, 26-40. Rpvhnm'c ifi n^nte „„:„* i„i ...j ■__ .. ... . ._ "
DCorrine Robertson
B League
Lemonds gave Bietz some-
thing to work for up to the first
half when the score was 26-27.
but Bietz pulled through with
a 64-56 final score. Greve was
the man for the job putting 25
points up towards the win.
Kress lost to Cummings
26-40. Rayburn's 16 points
and Robertson's 14 points led
the team to victory.
Kress rallied out a victory
over Slate with a 46-41 final
score. King did his best with
18 points on the board, but
that didn't quite do it for the
victory,
Fillman took Lemonds by 1
point. Jobe worked hard with
18 points on the board for
Lemonds, while Littell put 16
up for Fillman, leading them
to a 49-48 final score.
In Women's League action,
Knecht put it to Dortch with a
42-23 win. The star. Hartsock,
made 20 points and McKee
made 10 for Knecht. Dortch
held back; however,
Dortch scored 12 points.
Buttermore pulled through
with Kryger close behind at
44-41. The high scorer was
Kamieneski with 20 points for
Buttermore.
Ratledge's victory over
Stager was attributed to Bish-
op who scored 21 of the 34
points. Shepherd made 14
points forSteger, but it wasn't
quite enough as the final score
was 34-26.
Ratledge took the game
from Buttermore with a 28-25
final score. Once again Bish-
op led in scoring with 14
points for Ratledge.
Team Statistics
Team 1 Beyer
Game 10 vs. Prusia
11 vs. Nafie
Average to Date
Team 2 Beckwith
Game 7 vs. Prusia
9 vs. Nafie
12 vs. Rathbun
Average to Date
Team 3 Rathbun
Game 8 vs. Nafie
12 vs. Beckwith
Average to Date
Team 4 Nafie
Game 8 vs. Rathbun
9 vs. Beckwith
II vs. Beyer
Average to Date
Team 5 Pnisia
Game 7 vs. Beckwitl
10 vs. Beyer
Average to Date
Field
27/62 (44 per cent)
21/54 (39 per cent)
38 per cent
32/98 (33 per cent)
20/66 (30 per cent)
28/88 (32 per cent)
22/83 (27 per cent)
36/82 (44 per cent)
26/74 (35 per cent)
21/73 (29 per cent)
33/82 (40 per cent)
34/73 (47 per cent)
25/70 (36 per cent)
Throws
8/10 (80 per cent)
9/13 (69 per cent)
2/5 (40 per cent) ■
8/11 (73 per cent)
5/6 (83 per cent)
8/14(57 per cent)
13/17(76 per cent)
56 per cent
16/21 (76 percent)
4/7 (57 per cent)
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CORRECTION:
Basketball
Scoreboard
AA LEAGUE
W I
4 Nafie
4 1
5 Prusia
3 1
I Beyer
3 Rathbun
2 1
2 J
2 Beckwith
1 4
A LEAGUE
5 Dowel]
4 0
IWoM
3 1
4Dias
2 1
2 Freck
1 1
8 Faculty
6 Sweeney
3 Thompson
7 Webster
1 2
1 2
1 2
0 4
B LEAGUE
7 Bietz
2 0
5 Kress
3 1
4 Cummings
6 Fillman
2 1
2 2
3 Slate
1 2
2 Lemonds
1 3
1 Kuhlman
0 2
WOMEN'S LEAGUE |
2 Dortch
3 1 •
5 Ratledge
7 Knecht
3 1
2 1
3 Buttermore
4 Steger
1 McLeod
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classified ads
LOST & FOUND
•Found in Jones Hall
classroom, one dictionary
in good condition which
belongs to a fall semester
comp. student. Come to
the English department at 9
a.m-.MTWF. AskforMrs.
Tlark.
VALENTINE GIFTS— BAUER CANDIES
THE CAMPUS SHOP
396-2714
•Del Swanson: — Yeah,
you ! I'm missing you
terribly down here- Thanks
for all the letters and for
calling
Can't
•till this
•Congratulations Tami
and Bill, on planning to tie
the "strings"! HDM3 and
HDM4
•52571 Thank you for
being there when I need
you. Love you always,
•Dear B.B. (You good
lookin' devil!) Thanks for
a great Christmas and for
making every day a lot
more pleasant. Seems like
you always know what I
need and when I need it.
You're great! How would
you like . some "mock
mock" one of these days?
LYL.
. CJ
•67800 and 67833,
Thanks for being great
friends when I needed
•Rick Neubrander:
Thank you for all your help
this week. It was greatly
appreciated. Love, "The
Missing CPB2 Major."
YOU BOTH NEED
UFE INSURANCE
Managing a household i:
big job, even for two
people. Thai's why bolh
prolection , . , lo p
linancial suppon ii
. , Fred Fuller ^^V"
I ^* I Collegedale Agent ^a™ ''1^ '"'■
Compose a kitek
to to tde editoft
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time to start thinking about
ordering a corsage for your
wife for the Sweethearts Ban-
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FLORISTS at 4-comers todayl
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Vol. 35, No. 16
Starr Critically Injured in 30 Foot Fall
SMC freshman Billie Jean
Starr was critically hurt when
she fell 30 feet off a ledge of
Lookout Mountain Saturday
I
afternoon.
Stan- was with seven
friends when she slipped
from the ice-coated ledge at
Lula Lake and suffered leg
and back injuries.
Members of the Hamilton
County Rescue Squad res-
cued Starr after a two and
one-half hour effort to reach
her and take her from the
The incident occured about
4:15 p.m.. authorities said,
and once they reached her.
rescue workers had to rig a
line to carry Starr in a wire
basket over the cold waters.
She was taken to the emer-
gency room of Tri-County
Hospital and later transferred
» the
t of
Erlanger Medical Center.
Monday, Billie Jean Stan-
sent the following message to
The Southern Accent office,
"Dear Friends at SMC; 1
don't know what to say, bless
your hearts. Thank you all so
much for your prayers, cards,
flowers and visits. It makes
me feel so good just to know
that you alt care. I just praise
the Lord for sparing my life
and pray that I might live
better for Him each day. I
love you all. Thanks again!"
Fitness Center in Planning
Architectural pla;
being drawn up for a physical
fitness center to be built onto
, Ihe physical education center;
however, no construction date
has been set.
Bill Taylor, director of De-
velopment, and Dr. Robert
Kamieneski, associate profes-
sor of physical education, are
presently contacting various
foundations about donations
for.the physical fitness center.
This will all be constructed by
donated money.
The plans for the center
include exercise stations, a
gymnasti
weight-lifting area, lockers
and showers. It will also
include offices and a lab to run
"Because of the growing
concern of the American peo-
ple in the area of nutrition and
fitness, the physical education
department has undertaken
the development of a fitness
assessment and counseling
program," said Dr. Kamie-
neski. "This program is de-
vised to help students, faculty,
administrators and the com-
munity meet the needs of
Currently the assessment
program administers exercise
tolerance tests with the tread-
mill and electrocardiogram
machine. Also physical as-
sessment tests of blood sam-
ples, skin fold body fat, pos-
tural tests, blood pressure. i ri i o
heart rate and optimal body ReCOrQ SCCOnd SCmeSter
learning about befng
; given. The total
Enrollment Reported
DDana West
Southern Missionary of 1,843 includes 191 more
College has registered the students than last year's
that the largest second semester en- second semester total of
r will be rollment in its history, accord- 1,652, slightly more than a 10
TV Game Shows to be
Featured at SA Program
The Student Association
sponsoring "Saturday Night
Alive" this Saturday evening
in the cafeteria. The program
will feature three television
game shows.
"Name That Tune," "To
Tell the Truth." and the
"Dating Game" will begin IS
minutes after the movie in
Thatcher Hall chapel ends.
manager emeritus, is the fea-
The Social Activities Com-
mittee will randomly pick con-
testants from the audience to
participate in the games.
Questions for the "Dating
Game" will be previously
;n for c
Charles Fleming, business audience.
Punch and cookies will be Sui
served as refreshments for the
inside-
Election Issue
weight
cost of the test is $iU.
After the tests are admin-
istered, the client is counseled
on his physical and nutritional
deficiencies,
Kamieneski hopi
physical fitness cei
completed within the next ing to Kenneth Spears, direc-
three years and this will tor of Admissions and This year, 587 freshmen
become a community- and Records. have joined the ranks, com-
college-oriented program. The recently compiled total pared with 490 in 1979. The
sophomore class now consists
of 397, where there were 370
last year, while the juniors
boast 330 from last year's total
of 289.
Of all the academies
fore being transferred to the represented, the total from
sales department. Forest Lake Academy topped
In 1951, he moved to the list, followed by Georgia-
Collegedale and became a new Cumberland Academy and
car salesman for Citizens Collegedale Academy.
Motor Company. From 1957 The Division of Nursing
to 1970, Mr. Battle held the claims the largest number ol
position of Sales Manager majors enrolled with 374
until the dealership was sold students. Theology comes
out. Until 1973. he was Sales next with 136. Elementary
Manager for Austin Chrysler- education, business and
Plymouth. He then left Austin biology follow with 132, 117,
to become SaleS Manager for and 113. respectively.
Newton Chevrolet. The 1843 students represent
Students taking the class 45 states and 36 foreign
Car Dealer to Give Tips
DDana West
Bill Battle will be the guest
speaker at the E. A. Anderson
Lecture Series Thursday, Feb.
7, at 8 p.m. He will speak in
Hall, Room 105,
"How to Buy a Car.'
Mr. Battle has trained and
managed new car salesmen
for 22 years. In 1940, he
started in the parts depart-
ment of a Chrysler-Plymouth
dealer in Washington, D.C.
The dealership closed in
1941 because of WoHd War II;
Battle was drafted into service
as a medical technician. After
his discharge, he was rehired
by the same Chrysler dealer
for the parts department he-
ist be present at 7:45 p
to take a quiz over th<
previous lecture.
The lectures are open to tht
public interested in attending.
countries. Students have
come from such exotic places
as Egypt and Ethiopia,
Bahamas and Belize, and
Austria and Antigua.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday.. February 7, 1980
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A Christian Look at the State of Affairs
In response to Dickerhoff' s
"Draft Dodgers," i would like
to sav a few words.
1 don't doubt that the guys
of Talge Hall have been
concerned over the possible
reestablishment of the draft,
but I would find it very
disturbing if 1 thought this
reflected the attitude of the
majority of the men of Talge.
I am sure this article
humorous light on the subject
but as a "mature" Christian
college, I feel we need to look
at the nation's state of affairs
more seriously. Whether or
not we agree with the way our
country's foreign affairs are
being handled, we should still
be supportive of the leaders.
If we choose to live in a
country of freedom, we should
be proud to be called, if
necessary, to serve it.
" 'Everyone must submit
himself to the governing
authorities, for there is no
authority except that which
God has established. The
authorities that exist have
been established by God.
Consequently, he who rebels
against the authority is rebel-
ling against what God has
instituted, and those who do
so will bring judgement on
themselves." Romans 13:1,2
NIV
Collegedale Ideal Place for Olympics
Dear Editor:
Some of us have been every Collegedale citizen
talking about the Olympics would probably become a
and have decided that millionaire. Loma Linda
Collegedale is the ideal place Foods could help sponsor the
to hold them this summer. In whole thing, and of course
fact, an unreliable source told McKee's could get in on the
us that Dr. Knittel is already action, too.
working on if. We'd appreci- Now, to address the pro-
ate it if the Collegedale mayor blem of terrorists. Once word
would look into this, too. got out that Super Patrol,
Campus Security, and the
Think about it! We've PDA squad were in charge of
already got the track for the the safety of the athletes,
What a great way to support
our country and teach those
commies a lesson! The
Russians would be jealous of
Collegedale for the rest of its
So, if you like the idea, send
the southern accent
MlBsionsry College,
meter runs, relays
hurdles. We've also got a
swimming pool! For the high
dive we could use the water
tower by removing the top and
extending a spring board 120
feet above it.
The elementary school gym
could be used for boxing,
wrestling and fencing. The
weightlifting could be done in
the Talge Rec Room.
; with bad
Sincerely,
Dennis A Gabbert
would Lance L. Martin
Proposed Campus Reforms
ceeds from Talge Hall's Space
Invaders game; thereby mak-
ing him (her) the highest paid
member of SMC's faculty.
2) I heartily endorse a
simple and logical move of
placing campus security under
the direction of the food
service department. Profits
stemming from the towing of
misparked cars could then
hold in check the rising cost of
eating in the cafeteria.
3) Finally, 1 recommend the
appointing of a committee to
study the feasibility of selling
What an idea! If we simply with one stone, 1 respectvully SMC's sundial to an Arab
had the sound of the Olympics submit the following sugges- (possibly an Iranian)
broadcast to the worid from tions to be scrutinized by the billionaire. Funds thus obtain-
Coliegedale. We could general public of SMC: ed could be appropriated to:
probably find something for 1) Whereas there exists a Dr. Henry Kuhlman for the
The Southern Accent to do, demand of the studem body purpose of designing a time
^00- that worships be held at least device operating off the rain to
1,800 times a day so as to fit take the place of the missing
We certainly have the everyone's schedule, I pro- sundial or funding an outside
sleeping facilities here in the pose a man (or woman) of high source of food to be fed to the
dorms. We also could put character be hired by the termites holding up Lynn
bunks in the classrooms if administration to conduct a Wood Hall, thereby perpetu-
needed, and surely the faculty
wouldn't mind letting the
stay with week. The only requirement,
IS an over- therefore, would be atten-
dance for a total of 15 minutes
each day. (A few minutes
could be snatched now and (and not so thinking) majority
then between classes.) Fur- After all, isn't this what
would be enormous! The thermore, I suggest that this politics is all about?
CK's profits would be enough worshipitarian's salary could Your fellow citizen,
for it's enlargement. Why, be fully sponsored by pro- Michael Seaman
Accent with mixed emotions.
At times I take an interest, at
times I lapse into boredom,
but always I am bewildered.
Realizing that 1980 is a
presidential election year, I've
The academy gym could be decided to remain silent no
used for indoor bicycling longer but rather to speak out
And of course the on the issues. 1 dare not delay
college gym could be used for lest I fail to make a showing in
gymnastics and basketball the upcoming New Hampshire
games. primaries.
WSMC-FM could take care Being a firm believer in
of the communications end. killing a minimum of two birds
American
them. If there \
flow the Army could supply u
with pup tents to be used i
the wooded area.
The money brought
us worship from 4 ating the life of this historical
II p.m., five days a landmark.
I concede that the said
proposals may require further
investigation. They should,
however, please the thinking
Thursday, February 7. 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
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Changes Made in Student Finance Office
DMelissa Smith
The Student Finance Office
has made some organizational
and office changes recently.
Bruce Stepanske, formerly
Ihe
busi
ager, is now the director of
student accounts and in
chargeof loan collections. His
secretary, Nelda Reid, will
handle disbu:
supervise student
Working with Stepanske are
Cindy McCaughan who han-
dles the Federally Insured
Student Loans (FISL) which
are the bank loans and Agnes
Merchant who works with the
National Direct Student Loans
O^SL).
At this time, there is no
assistant financial aid direc-
tor. Donna Myers, who works
with the assistant director, is
an aid and labor counselor.
Laure! Wells are Diane Proffit
and Vanessa Henson. They
iselor appointments
and do the general secretarial
work of the office.
If students have questions
about their accounts, they
should call 4322 or 4355, and if
they need a counselor or
information on financial aid,
the numbers are 4321 and
4331.
During Christmas
the engineering department
built lour windows along the
hall outside Student Finance.
Two windows are for student
signments and one for student
aid disbursements.
The windows will make it
possible for students to get
help faster and take the con-
gestion out of the r
The student files are also now
more private and accessible to
the counselors.
"We are happy with the
office arrangement," com-
mented Proffit. "It is working
out well and will help keep
lines on busy days and at
registration t
SMC Commerates Black History Week
Minority Report, the Black
Student club, is organizing the
week with sponsor Dr. Loren-
zo Grant.
Neal Wilson and Dr. Frank
Hale, member of the admin-
staff of Ohio State
University.
Sabbath evening medita-
will be presented by the
Aeolians. a choir from Oak-
wood College, under the di-
of Alma Blackroan.
The program will be at 6:05
p.m. in the Collegedale
church.
During Black History Week,
a film will be shown each day
during lunch hour in the
banquet room. They will
feature notable black Ameri-
Minority Report was reor-
ganized in September from
the BYKOTA club. The name
was changed because mem-
bers felt that the name, which
translates "Be Ye Kind One
To Another." didn't apply to
the purpose of the club. The
club was organized to involve
Black students more in stu-
dent affairs.
Officers of the club are
Diedra Freeman, president;
Sam Hutchins, vice-president;
Sharon White, secretary; Ray
Lockley, parliamentarian;
nd Leacock, pastor-
md Lorenzo Grant,
Minority Report has chosen
a motto for the club of
"Together for a Finished
Work."
4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, Februaty 7, 1980
Satire
Point System Will Solve Parking Problems
There's a very serious
problem here at SMC, and it
has to deal with everyone. I'm
talking about the problem of
having 1,500 registered cars
and only 79 parking spaces on
campus. The ratio of cars to
parking spaces has always
been high, but with the price
of gas, the students can't
afford to stay out all night.
Now they are getting in before
toomcheck, and they need a
space to park.
There's nothing morally
wrong with wanting to park
your car, but when it comes to
using sumeone else's spatre,
be ready to defend yourself.
Steven dickerhoff
age students: They will be
worth two points, with the
exception of joggerf who will
be worth three. (In consulting
with Dr. Moon, the jogging
track is off limits to all cars,
but the sidewalks ■<
4) Small children on bikes:
Things," having your space
stolen ranks just below some-
one eating your french fries
one-by-one, and right above
someone talking to your girl-
I'm not trying to say people
get mad when their space is
stolen, but I know a guy whose
mother parked in his space,
and he told the Deans. That
mother is still trying to find
On the list of "Most Irritating out where they towed her car.
be placed
driver's side of the car every
time he hits a pedestrian.
Each type of pedestrian would
receive a different point value,
with respect to the difficulty in
hitting tiiem. The points will
be allotted according to the
folloviong scale:
\)Faculty: Because of their Because of the difficulty in
age — they won't be able to following them through fields,
move around as much and to around trees, across ditches
avoid students just going for and up hills, they will be worth
revenge — they will only be five points.
worth one point.
2) Couples [arm-in-arm]: Drivers with the highest
would also incorporate fun and Although couples consist of cumulative score will receive
skill into the art of driving, two people, they will only be preference in getting a park-
Each driver of a registered car worth one point also because ing space. I don't claim to
would be issued a booklet of of their limited movement have all the answers, but this
stickers in human form with caused by, the use of only one is just a suggestion of one
varying point values allotted fi"ee arnl. innocent, but moving by-
to each one. These stickers 2i) Female and male college- stander.
This might be a
but the problem is still with
us, and I've come up with an
idea to solve it.
Taskforce Volunteers Serve in Lord's Work
If you are not exactly sure
:that what you are studying is
what you want to study; if you
want a break from school; if
you like challenges, or if you
want to get meaningfully in-
Nursing Vans to Load at Herin Hall
DTricia Smith "
The nursing students are
loading the early morning
vans for hospital labs at Herin
Hall rather than in front of
Wright Hail.
In a letter written by Pres-
ident Frank Knittel to the
nursing department, he stated
that due to the congestion of
the main circle in the morning,
the loading of vans will be
moved to the nursing depart-
ment parking lot.
Many students have not
understood what was meant
volved in the Lord's work; in North America for 3 to 15
then Adventist Youth Task- jonths. It is parallel to the jobs are as diverse as dormi-
force (AYT) is for you! Student Missionary Program tory deaning to working at a
Adventist Youth Taskforce —the difference being that secular university introducing
^ives one the opportunity to Taskforce volunteers serve Jesus to the students. The job
serve God's church anywhere close to home while student list is endless.
Here is how it works. A
local conference Taskforce
committee votes to request a
college-aged student for a
position. They send a copy of
that request to the local Ad-
ventist college and the
General Conference Youth
Department. The General
Conference compiles a call
book which lists the many
service opportunities and
sends copies to all college
AYT sponsors in North Ameri-
ca to make it available to the
students.
You an interested student
by "congestion" and have felt
that is ^unnecessary.
When asked what was meant,
Dr. Knittel stated that it was
not moving traffic he was
referring to. The problem was
caused by nursing students
and instructors who lived in
the village, parking in front of
Wright Hall in administra-
tion's lot. This caused the
other faculty to have to find
somewhere else to park.
"Students eat brealrfast
here in the morning and then
walk to many different places
all over campus," said Dr.
Anittel. "We feel the nurses
need not be any different."
Until this year, the students
have loaded in fi-ont of Wright
Hall between 6 and 7:30 a.m.
During the winter months, it
was opened early for them to
wait indoors. Now, because of
the new policy, they are
required to walk to the nursing
building and wait inside a
classroom.
the AYT sponsor and
informs him of your interest.
They look over the available
calls in the book and decide
which one would fit the wants
of the student. The AYT
sponsor then makes the
necessary arrangements for
applications, screening, etc.
Financial arrangements are
relatively simple — you pay
your transportation to and
from the field of service, and
the field provides for your
needs while you are there,
including room, board, local
travel expenses, insurance,
and a stipend up to $15 a
For more information on
Adyentist Youth Taskforce,
contact the Student Affairs
office for the call book and
application blanks.
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Thursday. February 7. 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
The Art of Love Transcends All Other Arts
If I have learned Greek with
all its varied conjugations or
the anatomy and physiology of
the human body and can
explain this in highly esoteric
language, but fail to make
people feel comfortable in my
presence and happy to be
around me, then what has my
education done for me? It only
sounds like gibberish to those
about me and makes them feel
inferior.
John mcvay
my acceptance of otners,
would be an empty person.
Even if I could foretell the
destiny of the hostages in
Iran, conquer that unconquer-
able CPA review problem, or If Cambodia were to beckon
had enough faith to speak the and I would turn from all I
fine arts complex into exist- know and treasure
ence and still didn't expre that need, but had
at all.
Those who love don't mind
repeating things several times
or grow weary when someone
is a bit late. The one who
loves listens carefully to the
daily concerns, failures, and
victories of a roommate before
he shares his own.
Those who love don't insist
on the superiority of their own
opinion. They don't keep a
burden running balance of deposits
and withdrawals in the bank of
highest score on a test, love
leads one to rejoice with him.
When an innocent friend is
bombarded by merciless re-
marks, love brings words of
defense.
You may get your BA in
theology, your BS in nursing,
your BS in chemistry or
biology, you may be headed to
Loma Linda for med. school or
Andrew's for seminary, but
always remember this: The
arts of healing, teaching, and
preaching are all of inestim-
able value, but above all.
; thea
Ave to Conduct Workshop in Ireland
Zti c'ounties'of weS Gilbert Perfotms in Concert
Se.';ndGalwty.' '^''°' Sunday In MUlcr Hall
t of
The Atlantic Union College ies and churches,
art department will conduct a Leading the workshop and
photographic workshop in providing the instruction will
Ireland this summer, from be Gene Cobb and Ron
August 10 to 24. Rosenstock. Cobb is a gradu-
According to Gene Cobb, ate of AUC .and holds a
acting chairman of the art masters degree in art educa-
department, this workshop is tion from the University of
for anyone seriously inter- Hartford Art School. Ron
ested in the art of black and Rosenstock is a graduate of
white photography and in the Boston University and holds a
degree in photo-
culture and geography of
Ireland. The two-week,
guided photographic field trip
will take the participants to
the western part of Ireland to
photograph landscapes.
graphy Irom Goddard College.
ITie workshop will be
housed at Summerville, a
overlooking Ctew Bay
scapes and characteristic County Mayo. Working from
architecture of old monaster- this base, the workshop parti-
WSMC Satellite Station Connected
The final phase of the stated, "We will have much
installation of the satellite greater flexibility in program-
receiving station at WSMC- ming because the National
FM was completed on Feb. 5. Public Radio (NPR) will be
The installation crew from sending up to 12 channels of
Rockwell International and sound simultaneously, of
Satellite Interconnection which we will select programs
System Planning Office appropriate to our local
(SISPO) completed the final audience."
connections of hooking up the The cost for the satellite
down converter and four connection is funded through
demodulators. the National Public Radio.
for the two-week DDonnette Lowe
workshop is SI, 275, which Orlo Gilbert, associate pro- "Quartet No. I, D. Minor,"
includes round-trip air fare fessor of music and conductor by J. C. de Arriago.
(Boston/ Shannon), all meals of the SMC Symphony Or- Dr. Ashton, professor of
and accommodations, trans- chestra, will present a violin music, will perform a group of
portation and photographic recital Sunday, Feb. 10, at 8 short piano pieces by Pro-
instruction. College credit up p.m. in Miller Hall. kofiev.
to three hours is available at Beethoven's famous "So- Gilbert completed his
S50 per credit hour. nata No. 9, Op. 47" (Kreutzer undergraduate studies at La
For further detailed infor- Sonata) for violin and piano Sierra. After receiving his
mation on this photographic will highlight the program, bachelor's degree, he studied
workshop, contact: Gene Dr. J. Bruce Ashton, professor further under Reidell and
Cobb, Art Department, of music, will accompany Gil- Gilambardo at the University
bert. of Minnesota. He graduated
Joined by string quartet from Madison State College in
members Myron Anderson, Virginia with a master's de-
violin; Mark Anderson, viola; gree in music,
and Kristi McDonald, cello; The recital will be free and
Gilbert will also perform the open to the public.
the satellite
of '
1 order to reduce
"xp°enses. Self explained that JScW LlbrarV CompUtCr Will
it will cost less to send the ^ _ _ _ "i — *
many programs by satellite
than by sending one program
via a cable. DKen Neet
The only cost incurred by The SMC library is part of cently acqaired computer t
Speed Book Borrowing
The down converter is
necessary to translate the
signals received from the
satellite into audio signals
which can be used by the radio
station. The demodulators
allow the station to receive
four of the 12 channels being
simultaneously sent.
Station Manager Don Self
The I
network is using satellite.
WSMC-FM will be the pur- the Inter-Library Loan
chaseof several recorders that work which is based at the
will be used to tape the Ohio College Library Center,
programs beamed by the This makes it possible for
ENERGY.
We can't afford
to waste it.
member libraries to borrow
books from each other. The
library offers the service of
locating books which it does
not have for faculty and upper
division students doing in-
depth research.
The first step in locating a
book is to feed the information
about the book into the re-
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minal, usually the title and
author. The computer re-
sponds with a list of codes
representing libraries around
the United States and Canada
that have the book.
The terminal operator then
selects the closest library and
leaves a message requesting
to borrow the desired book.
Books now arrive within two
weeks with the new computer
system, whereas before it took
around three to four weeks by
Instructors must submit the
requests for interested stu-
dents. Magazine copies run
between 10 cents and $3;
there is no charge for books.
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. February 7, 1980
1980-1981 STIDEIT ASSOCIA
President
Les Musselwhite
for
SA President
As a candidate for the office of president of the
Student Association, the only thing I can offer or promise
is that I will work with and cooperate with the other
elected Student Association officers in a productive
manner to enhance the programs and activities on this
campus.
Organization is the key to a successful SA and this
would be something I would strive for. It would be my
intent to be enthusiastic, and I would hope that this
enthusiasm would increase the motivation of the other
officers. I intend to fully support all of the newly elected
officers to the best of my ability.
The various programs which the SA offers should be of
the highest quality possible. Our Social Activities
Director and our Student Services Director have done a
very good job this year with their programs, and we look
forward to more success next year. Of course, there are
times when our^oals are not realized, but the harder one
strives for these goals, the more attainable they become.
This is where I intend to try harder; to make our
programs higher in quality, both spiritually and socially.
I thank you for your previous support of the Student
Association, and 1 ask for your vote of confidence on
February 13 and 14.
My basic objectives are; ■
1. To see that you get the necessary
physical, mental, moral, social and spirit-
ual Ingredients of education while attend-
ing SMC.
2. To inflate SA program quality, not
the tuition.
3. To present the services available
academically and socially.
I'll see that these goals set, are met.
Sincerely,
Carol Hanscom
Social Activities Director
Hi! I'm Sam Hamlin. To me
Social Activities means fun and
excitement, meeting new people or
attaching names with faces, and
getting you involved in your SA.
Support me in the upcoming
elections and I'll do my best to
make next year your t)est ever.
Chuck Jenkins
How's your social life?
Are you low on cash this
weekend, and you just
can't afford to ask some-
one out for a date? Or
you just don't have a car
and the College's week-
end program calls for a
saxophone quartet?
Welcome to the club.
As a candidate for Social Activities Director, I'd like to
give you more dating opportunities and activities than
ever before. Here are some of my ideas which may
interest you: 1. A Saturday night film alternative to the
College's "Artist Adventure Series." 2. For those
without cars but need to shop, free van service to
Northgate and Eastgate malls each Friday on a rotating
basis. 3. A monthly published schedule of programs,
events and activities so that you can plan your week and
weekends ahead of time (and maybe ask out that girl
you've been wanting to date). Best of all, each of these
programs and services cost you NOTHING.
I want to serve YOU, and attempt to provide QUALITY
programs over quantity ones. No more "Gus the Kicking
Mule." Of course, I don't have the market covered on all
the ideas, and I would certainly appreciate your
suggestions and comments.
In closing, I'd like to ask you again, "How's your
social life now. and what would YOU like it to be like in
i CiWDIDATES
Thursday. February 7, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
The candidates were each given 24 square
inches in which to create their own free
political advertisement. Note that these are
not necessarily their platforms. Their plat-
forms are posted in various locations on
campus.
'resident
r Fellow Students:
im seeking the office of vice-president because I love
forking for people. In this case this means you the'
ludent body of SMC. I would like to work
dministratively with the president ijnd other officers so
hat together we can make it possible for every division
fthe student government to function properly.
lain objective is to thoroughly perform the duties
) the vice-president. In addition to these duties I
ouid like to actively concern myself with the quality of
;ial and academic activities and make the office of
e-president more functional. 1 am ready and willing to
to work for you in this capacity, but first, I need your
Darrel Starkey
■*' provides
I activities fc.
■ I believe the social activities here on our
'a vital role in maintaining a healthy school
1 my pleasure to assist this year's Student
1 numbe«- of programs.
P to you for suggestions as to how we could
pet more effectively to provide progress in the
Equality of social activities for 1980-81. In
Tlike to say that I'm a willing candidate—
1° all within my power (and the S A budget) to
"«ive social program that will best serve YOU
I" With those exciting, fun-filled memories of
tSMC.
1'°' Social Activities Director, 1980-81
If I am re-elected to the office of Student Services '
Director I have but one promise to make. That promise -a.
is a promise to work. To work with my fellow SA S.'
officers and to work to make certain that Student '^
Services is a service and contribution to the Student
Association which is you the student body.
I will work to continue the programs which are bemg
carried on this year. Some of these are the SA Cookie
Breaks, Friday noon films. Let's Make a Deal game and
an Oldywed game. I also plan to continue providing
optional entertainment when possible such as the films
"Mr, Smith Goes to Washington" and "The Absent
Minded Professor," I will also work on providing films
and other forms of entertainment on weeknights. These s
to work on next year.
However the most important aspect of the responsibility of Student Services is the aspect
of working together. I will work to make sure that Student Services carries its share of the
load and that it can be counted on whenever needed. It is my goal to make sure that the
Student Services link in the SA chain is a strong link and a link that can always be depended
on to serve you the student.
of the things I would like
Van Bledsoe for Student Services
Student Service Director
Hi!
I am Dan. Since my sophomore year in academy I
have been involved in various leadership positions.
During this time I have found that I enjoy working for
and with people in organizing and carrying out
programs designed to be of benefit to the students. It
is because of these past experiences that I have
decided to run for the position of Student Services
Director for the coming school year. If you wish to
know the type of programs that I would like to see put
into action, I encourage you to read my platform which
is posted at various places here on campus. I need
your vote in order to make these plans a reality that
we can all enjoy.
Qualifications:
Boys' Club President, Fletcher Academy, '76
Annual Editor, Fletcher Academy, '76
Student Missionary and Director of the Kwngju
SDA Language Institute, '78-79
Student Missionary Screening Committee, '79
Dan Kittle
for Student Services
ELECTION
SCHEDULE
February 12
February 13
February 19
February 20
voting
Voting till noon
Run-offs for Social Ac-
tivities Director
Run-offs for Social Ac-
tivities Director till
noon
8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, February 7, 1980
The Southern Accent Editor
If I am re-elected as editor of "Die
Southern Accent, I wilt strive to
maintain many of the present features
and Improve or add others \Atiere
possible. I plan to increase the numtDer
of pictures per issue and add a column
with world news highlights.
I once again ask for your support.
Randy Johnson
Melissa Smith & Dana West
We are enjoying working on The Southern Accent this
year, which is why we are running as co-editors.
Originality and creativity are needed to make a good
newspaper. With our combined abilities and experience,
we feel we can produce a top quality, student-oriented
1. Publish pertinent news of student interest
2. Maintain a consistant editorial policy
3. Print features involving you and your campus
4. Develop the sports section
5. Encourage student and faculty opinions and ideas.
6. Add originality and verve to the paper
We are excited and eager to work for you.
Southern Memories Editor
Ftonn Kelly
Southern Missionary College should produce
annual that rates among the finest of all colleges,
whether in or out of our denominational system. An
annual is needed that possesses the present day trends
of contemporary graphics, and the creative photography
blended with unique design. Assuming the responsi-
bilities of editor requires long hours, hard work and a
base of experience upon which to build. Because of my
past and present experience, I feel qualified and would
like the opportunity to publish this book.
I would consider it a privilege to publish this annual
and would appreciate your consideration and support.
Sincerely /^^ i /
Lezlee Caine
The Name isn't the only
thing original about her.
Her ideas for next year's annual are
original. It won't be a copy of last year's
annual.
Would you like your annual to be truly
Southern Memories? Lezlee's fresh new ideas
can make your annual a lasting remembrance.
When you vote, vote for good r
Vote Lezlee
Tliursday, February 7, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 9
Russell Gilbert
Many depend on information in the Joker which is
especially useful during the first few weeks of school.
Therefore, accuracy, quality and speed are of utmost
importance. I have had experience as academy yearbook
business manager, typesetter, assistant layout editor
and have worked on the production of the '79-'80 Joker
supplement.
I plan to follow the basic format set this year including
these features:
*A more complete and concise abbreviation index
♦Inclusion of the Orlando Campus nursing students
with the regular sections of men and women
•A section including student missionaries
♦Calendar of events and local restaurant guide
These items and more can be a reality with your
support.
Sincerely,
Russell Gilbert
Joker Editor
Lisa Kelley
In reviewing the responsibilities of a Joker editor, I
feel the most important ones are: designing an attractive
cover, including helpful information with quality repro-
ductions of the student's pictures, and of course, getttng
the Joker out as soon as possible.
I know that I will find no problem in meeting all these
requirements, plus more. I already have an idea for the
cover design and I want to use the convenient SVi x 11
inch size incorporated this year. Information will be
added that was not in this Joker. The College Press will
ie contracted to do the printing and John Durichek,
Masters, Graphic Arts, has agreed to give advice
whenever needed. I feel that accuracy is more important
than speed, so I suggest that we take a little longer and
reduce errors. But that in no way means we'll take more
than a month, it will be more like IVi to 3 weeks after
registration. However, if you prefer speed to accuracy,
let me know. I will welcome any ideas (
because, after all, it is YOUR Joker.
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10 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, February 7, 1980
Sport;
Prusia Clinches Lead in AA League Action
Prusia leaped back into first
place in the Men's AA League
this week, recovering from a
shattering 62-54 upset by
Beyer last week. Prusia
gained two this week to rise.
again, as cream of the crop.
The team first defeated
Nafie, 60-57, in a well-fought
game which edged them into
first place. Dragging in the
early part of the game, Prusia
watched Nafie score 10 points
before making a move. The
team was still trailing at 12
points to Nafie's 23 at the end
of the first quarter but came
back to top Nafie's 29 points
with 30 at the end of the half,
and then to clinch the game
with a three point lead.
Prusia shot a 50 per cent
average to put 1 7 points on the
board — including a smashing
slam-dunk in the last few
minutes of the game — and led
the team in rebounds;
Creamer and Dlminich added
14 points each.
Prusia then widened his
lead with a 84-67 victory over
Rathbun. Again the team
came from behind, this time
still trailing 55-57 by the end
of the third quarter. Rough
fourth quarter action gave the
team 13 points from the foul
line alone; an additional 14
points from the field clinched
the victory for Prusia.
Prusia again led the team's
scoring, shooting 12 for 21
fiom the field for an awesome
24 points. Creamer and
Diminich each added 19 points
and Leonard also scored in the
double figures with 11 points.
Prusia and Creamer grabbed
the record for rebounds.
As a whole, the team's
statistics show a strong con-
sistency and accuracy thus far
in the season, with a record for
the highest percentages from
both the field and the line,
plus the second highest in
total points.
Nafie tasted defeat as they
lost not only the game but the
first-place position to Prusia
this week. Schultz, West and
Nafie all scored in the double
figures with 18, 16 and 14
points, respectively as they
tried to hold their lead. The
team's shooting percentages
have not been brilliant, but
they hold the record for the
lowest number of points al-
lowed their opponents this
season. This strongly defen-
sive team is not out of the
running yet.
Rathbun moved up to third
place this week, adding both
one win and one loss. The
team first defeated Beyer
71-66 in an exciting, neck-and-
neck game. Rathbun sunk 29
points, while Lingerfelt and
holds the records for
getting the ball in the air with
the highest number of free
-throws attempted and made
field goals attempted . and
made, and the highest number
of total points made. How-
ever, they also have the
dubious distinction of allowing
the most points to their op-
ponents this season. With a
little more defensive action,
such as getting more people
under the boards to rebound
wild shots, this team could be
doubly formidable.
Beckwith also moved up in
the order this week with a
58-49 victory over Beyer for
their second win of the season.
Beckwith, Preston and Mosley
shot 17, 14 and 11 points,
respectively, in that satisfying
Price also scored in the double
figures with 18 and 12 points
respectively. Price also made
a name for himself with his
almost-violent rebounding,
while Maddock and Lingerfelt
fed the team's score with
same brilliant assists.
Rathbun's match againt
Prusia was less of a success.
Leading the game at the end
of the third quarter, the team
buckled under as they wei.,
called for a game total of 21
fouls, including 2 technicals.
Rathbun again led the team's
scoring with 25 points, while
Price shone on the rebounds
and assists. Maddock and
Price chalked up 14 and 12
points, respectively. Linger-
felt put in 10, including sev-
eral brilliant long bombs and a
fast break or two. The team
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Beyer suffered two losses
this week, witn an accom-
panying drop two notches in
the order. While their games
weren't quite as encouraging
as their impressive 62-54 up-
set over Prusia last week, the
team had some definite high-
lights. In their first game
against Rathbun, Botimer hit
21 points as well as the record
for feeding a voluminous
number of assists to other
players. Ware, leading in
rebounds and shooting 15
points, and Velasco and
Beyer shot 13, 12, 12 and 10
points, respectively, in their
game against Beckwith. This
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Thursday, February 7, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 11
Dowell Maintains A League Lead Undefeated
The
added yet another bit of
weight to their record with a
46-37 victory over the Faculty
this week. Stephens sunk 13
of those points, and Rivera
also scored in the double
figures with 12 points. The
team as a whole put in 11 or 20
free throws which gave them
the edge over the Faculty.
Wold is firmly holding his
second-place slot, and with his
two wins added this week, he
is in a position to begin eying
first. The team narrowly
defeated Sweeney, trailing
most of the first half and then
showing a score of 27 to
Sweeney's 28 points at the
Team Standings
AA LEAGUE
Prusia
5
1
Nafie
4
2
Rathfaun
3
4
Beckwith
2
4
Beyer
2
5
A LEAGUE
Dowell
5
0
Wold
5
1
Freck
3
1
Dias
2
3
Sweeney
Faculty
2
2
3
3
Thompson
Webster
1
0
4
5
B LEAGUE
Kress
^
1
Bietz
4
1
Cummings
Lemonds
2
2
2
3
Fillman
2
3
Slate
2
4
Kuhlman
1
3
WOMEN'S LEAGUE
Dortch
4
1
Ratledge
Knecht
4
4
1
I
Buttermore
2
3
Steger
Kryger
McLeod
2
2
0
3
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beginning of the second half.
Wold came back to squeeze by
Sweeney with a final score of
49-47. High scorers for the
team were Coston with 13
points, and Wold with 10.
Wold next shot by Thomp-
son, 72-65. Wold led his team
with 22 points, and Coston put
in 14. The team shot a 50 per
C2nt average from the foul line
for 8 points.
Freck moved up a notch in
the order this week and raised
their game percentage 25 per
cent with two wins. The first
of these was a 59-48 victory
over Thompson. Johnston,
with 18 points, and Kittle,
with 16, led the scoring action
in that game. A 46-42 upset
over Dias gave Freck his
second win. Leach racked up
18 of those points; Freck and
Cherne added 8 each.
Besides his loss to Freck,
Dias was overtaken by the
Faculty in a 48-35 defeat
which dropped him to fourth
place. The 60 per cent
average the team displayed
from the foul line was nothing
to complain about, however.
Thompson, Sweeney and
the Faculty share a record of
2-3. Thompson's defeats by
Freck and the Faculty gave
him two losses this week.
Bright spots for the team
included Thomson shooting 18
and Greenlee 16 against
Freck. Gudmestad and
Greenlee racked up 17 each
against the Faculty, and a
team average of 7 for 13 from
the foul line.
Sweeney buckled under to
Wold, 49-47. at the begmning
of the week but came back to
snatch a 57-48 victory from
Webster. Langenberg nearly
wore out the hoop shooting an
astounding 26 points. New-
myer and Culpepper each
added 12 more points.
The Faculty also forced a
1-1 situation this week, first
defeating Dias in a 48-35
upset. Evans led the Faculty,
scoring 11 points. Kamieneski
and Schlisner weren't far be-
hind with 10 and 8 points
respectively. A 46-37 defeat
by Dowell gave them their
loss. Evans, shooting 12, and
Garver with 10, led the scoring
for the team.
AA League Leading Scorers
Game
Total
Average
Played
Field Goals
Free Throws
Points
Points
Paul Rathbun
7
17/28
189
27
Rick Prusia
6
9/12
123
20.5
Dave Botimer
7
23/27
129
18.4
Dave Becltwitii
6
16/25
100
16.7
Doug Price
7
16/30
110
15.7
JeffLingerfelt
7
18/31
108
15.4
Dave Creamer
6
14/21
92
15.3
Brad Schultz
6
7/16
89
14.8
Dave West
6
3/4
79
13.2
Dennis Diminich
6
11/16
79
13.2
Three Women's Teams Fight for First
DCorrine Robertson
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the Women's League devel-
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"nd one loss.
Knecht added two wins last
week. On Monday her team
put it to Steger to end the
game with a 40-21 score. Mc-
Kee's 16 points helped put
Knecht out front.
The next evening, Hartsock
helped Knecht stomp Butter-
more with her 40 points.
Hartsock scored over half of
the team's 71 points. That
game ended with a score of
71-21.
Dortch and Buttermore each
received an easy win when
McLeod forfeited both of her
games last week.
Ratledge won her game
with Douglas' 9 points against
Kryger. The low scoring
game ended with Ratledge 24
and Kryger 15.
Steger also gained a victory
over Kryger in last week's
games. Steger scored 11
points for her team to help
bring their standing to two
wins on three losses. The final
score in that game was 25 to
13.
12 - THE SOUTHEFtN ACCENT Thursday, February 7,
Beitz" Team Heads Up B
League Came Action
DCorrine Robertson
Beitz still remained unde-
feated after his game against
Kuhlman last week. Evans
sunk 20 big points for Beitz in
that game, making the final
score 65 to 39.
However things didn't look
well for Beitz in his game with
Cummings. Cummings' team
started with a lead over Beitz
but then lost it because of
Gteve's 15 points scored for
Beitz. The final score for the
game was 42-39 after an
unexpected "time out" due to
the power failure.
_ Beitz finally lost his first
game of the season last
Thursday when King led
Slate's team to victory with 14
points. The final score was 51
to 48.
In other B League action,
Kress led his team success-
fully over Fillman in a 44-38
game.
Kuhlman's team slipped by
Slate as Martin led them to a
victory with his 14 points.
However. Lemonds chal-
lenged Kuhlman and stomped
Kuhlman's team in a 52-36"
game. The high scorer for
Lemonds was Rosario, who
out up 19 points.
Compose a fetteA
to tko. ediioh
The Student Mission's Club asl^ you
join them in praying for tvro of the SMs
each \«eel<. They wiii also have an
aerogram available at the Student Center
desk so you may write a few lines to eati
one. The student missionaries teing
remembered this weel< are:
Scott Clements
Ohio Conference Youth Department
Michael Shaw
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•I lost a nice looking pen,
Papermate with a silver top
and a red bottom half. If
found, call Manolo at 4901.
•Whoever lost a pair of
gloves at the Jan. 24 chapel
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
•Historical Classics Film
Series will be showing
"The Agony and the
Ecstasy" this Saturday,
Feb. 9, at 8 p.m. in the
Thatcher Hall chapel. No
admission charge.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•The English club will be
sponsoring a hike to Red
Ciay Archaeological Exhibit
on Sabbath. Feb. 16.
Buses will be leaving at
2:30 p.m. from Wright
Hall. All English club
members and their friends
PERSONALS
•Dear Marie, Thanks for
going out of your wayl You
made my dayl — Joseph
PER_SONALS
•To my Jerk: Thank you
for putting up with me. It
been five great months,
love you muchol Lots of
love. Your Brat.
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DF and Pam, Ice skating
was great, and Ferris — re
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the bird. Next time Taco
Bell and Dunkin' Dough-
nuts just won't be enough.
I'm sorry we're out of hot
chocolate — the machine
doesn't work! Sincerely,
BS
Team I Beyer Field Goals
Game 13 vs. Rathbun 31/79 (40 percent)
16 vs. Beckwith 22/54 (41 per cent)
Average to Date 38 per cent
Team 2 Beckwith
Game 16 vs. Beyer 25/81 (31 per cent)
Average to Date 34 per cent
Team 3 Rathbun
Game 13 vs. Beyer 31/71 (44 per cent)
15 vs. Prusia 30/73 (41 per cent)
Average to Date 38 per cent
Team 4 Nafie
Game 14 vs. Prusia 28/82 (34 per cent)
Average to date 34 per cent
Team 5 Prusia
Game 14 vs. Nafie 27/75 (36 per cent)
15 vs. Rathbun 35/82 (43 per cent)
Average to Date 43 per cent
Free Throws Point!
4/8 {50 per cent) 66
5/10 (50 per cent) 49
57 per cent 56.3
9/15 (60 per cent) 71
7/12 (58 per cent) 67
56 per cent 72.9
6/9 (67 per cent)
14/23 {61 per cent
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CoUegedole, Tennessee 37M5
southern missionary college
the southern accent
Vol. 35, No. 17
Cooper to Present Hawaii
ening. Feb. 16, at 8:15
This tour of the tropical SOth
state will include the natural
wonders of Hawaii, such as
the Black Sand Beaches, the
erupting volcanoes. Akaka
Falls, vast Fields of Vanda
orchids and carnations, the
Waimea Canyon, as well as
the sugar cane burning and
harvesting, and the papaya
and pineapple picking and
eating.
"Hawaii" not only deals
with beautiful scenery, it also
focuses on the many different
kinds of cities — the whaling
port of Lahaina, the luxurious
Kaanapali Resort. Honolulu.
Hula dancers and dark-
complexioned Fishermen
working by torch-light.
Don Cooper was born on the
family homestead near De-
Borgia, a small logging town
in western Montana.
Following army service in
the PaciFic, Cooper went to
South America, where, among
other things, he logged in the
jungles of Brazil, prospected
for gold in Peru's Andes and
panned for diamonds in
Venezuela's Orinoco River.
Although known for his
humor. Cooper is not a come-
dian, but rather a knowledge-
able and articulate speaker
with a very-down-to-earth
message.
Tickets for ' ' Hawaii' ' are
now on sale at the Student
Center. Tickets may also be
purchased at the door the
evening of the program. Price
range from SI. 50 to $2.50
depending on the seat section.
Students with ID cards will be
admitted free with the excep-
tion of B and C sections.
Ashmore Appointed VM Manager
Fred Ashmore will become
tions effort which resulted in a
vester Company, Inc. He then
.1.S
ihc new manager of the
n per cent increase for the
became territorial serviceman.
_
Village Market effective Fri-
company.
area service representative.
^SS
day. Feb. 15. He has been the
area service manager and
^^§1
assistant general manager of
Richard Reiner, College
finally district service man-
t«^R
Noel's Auto Electric Service in
business manager, feels that
ager of International Har-
*^».--««^
Clinton, Miss., for the past
Ashmore is well qualified for
vester of which he was re-
two years.
the job as manager.
sponsible for almost the whole
At Noel's Auto Electric
Ashmore is replacing Stan
state of Mississippi.
Service, Ashmore changed
Andreika who temporarily
stocking methods- which re-
filled the position as manager
He received his B.S. degree
Jajnna PomsII
duced the number of man-
until a new one could be
from the Unitersity of
hours by Five per cent and an
found.
Tennessee at Martin in 1963. ^
additional Five per cent was
Ashmore began his career
He is moving to CoUegedale
saved by using forklifts. He
as a service clerk for the
with his wife, Bonnie, and
also promoted a public rela-
Memphis International Har-
their three children.
Computer Dating Gives Hope to Dateless
Take heart, there's hope for
the Dateless Wonders yet!
Computer dating returns to
SMC. beginning, of all days,
on Valentine's Day. Spon-
sored by Computer Science
Instructor, Gerald Owens, this
year's program is guaranteed
to be an improvement over the
previous years.
Questionnaires will be
passed out during Chapel to
students who wish to become
better acquainted with one
another. The eight questions
asked will be geared towards
establishing a person's likes
have his option of selecting a survey will be given to decide
dating partner from a know- if it will continue on a regular
ledgeable computer or trust basis. This decision will be
his own fallible instincts. determined by the amount of
Once this program begins, a student response.
GC President to Speak
at Wbrship Service
^ the opposite s
Valentine's History
Dickerhoffs Election Returns
Instead of pairing people on
a one-to-one basis, a student
will be matched with a group
of eight other students who
fall in the category of his same
peeves. From this tabulation
of eight similarities, he may
Seventh-day Adventist
General Conference President
Neal C. Wilson will be speak-
ing at the CoUegedale Church
8:30 and 11:20 a.m. worship
services Saturday, Feb. 16.
Wilson became president in
1978 when former President
Robert H. Pierson stepped
down because of health
reasons. Wilson was the vice-
president for the North
American Division from 1966
until he assumed the presi-
dency. Prior to that, he
worked in India and in Egypt.
Wilson attended Vincent
Hill School in India and
graduated from PaciFic Union
College. He received his
.Masters of Divinity degree
from Andrews in 1944.
He negotiated for the open-
ing of the Adventist work in
Libya. Sudan and Aden, and
has been an advisor to the
governor of Cairo on religious
liberty. In his overseas work,
Wilson has survived attempts
on his life and an assortment
of revolutions, military inva-
sions, civil disorders and
religious riots.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, February 14, 1980 ''''^'
Time to Stop Making Excuses and Compromises
editorial
The female population of this college has a great opportunity
this Valentine's Day, as well as this entire year.
I discovered a certain tradition the other day which could
boost every unmarried, dateless woman's spirits from here to
the edge of the ozone layer. During leap year, the unclaimed
jewels have a shot at a once-in-a-year bargam. and smce it is
Valentine's Day. every girl should take advantage of this great
offer. You see. leap year enables all women to ask for any
man's hand in matrimony. That in itself is a great arrangement
IF he accepts. But, that isn't the end of it. If he does refuse, he
must purchase you a silk dress. Isn't that a wonderful custom?
Udies! Think of the advantages of this offer. You either get a
husband to present to your family or a 100 per cent silk dress to
spice up your spring wardrobe. You get something no matter
which way he decides.
The only problem one might have is if a man accepts when
whatyoureally want is the dress. I know — asof now I have four
fiances. But, I'm going to keep on trying until I get a dress out
of this deal.
Women of Thatcher, here is your big chance! Go for those
feUas and frocks, and Happy Valentine's Day! Oh, by the way,
does anybody out there want to marry me?
Dear Editor:
We all have weaknesses,
and we all become angry or
frustrated. Sometimes we just
wish we could slam a door in
the face of whatever is causing
us so much trouble, and
maybe we do. Or maybe we
decide to be a little more vocal
and we start complaining; we
say it's not really a problem,
at least not our's. Besides, no
one is perfect. Maybe we
should stop and think about
this for a moment. Do you
think that possibly we let
ourselves off the hook too
many times for this behavior?
ff we claim to be Christians,
then we know that no one else
is responsible for our displays.
We have the freedom to
choose to act for or against
those things influencing us.
Power is always available to
help us step over the stum-
bling blocks. We need to stop
making excuses and compro-
mises for doing what we know
is wrong.
In chapels and worships,
instead of being quiet and
reverent, we act more like
first-graders waiting to be
dismissed five minutes before
recess. We argue about the
dorm TV schedules, whether
to tune the channel to "Mork
and Mindy" or "The
Waltons." Our cafeteria (in a
college with a health message)
serves us food that is either
oil-saturated or sugar-coated.
We spend thousands of
dollars on new furniture, car-
peting and equipment,
millions for an extensive, new
fine arts complex. Yes, we do
glow in our progress, and we
are very admirable. We're
very generous, but mainly in
our own behalf. We're getting
sickeningly comfortable. Do
we beg for the world to look
our way and say "Bravo," or
do we long to sit at the feet of
Our deficiencies don't start
policies, that's just where they
become evident. The problem
is rested in the individual—
the '
We
ourselves.
When are we a
going to take a
hard took at o
priorities, time
spent and let
self-exultation. 1
changes God wa
and let Him do s(
SM Rudisaile Sends Greetings from Bangkok
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Dear SMC:
Well, it's a wan
Sunday morning ov(
Bangkok, Thailand,
pretty hot i
right now It s reaiiy nice, i
just wanted to write a short
note, and let y'all know I'm
thinking of you.
Thailand is a beautiful
country, and the people are
really special. They are so
warm and friendly — it is well-
named "The Land of Smiles."
But it's also a dirty country
and most of the people are
what we would call poor, but
it's their way of life, and they
keep smiling! My students
are mostly Chinese and Indian
as very few Thais have a need
to learn English. They (my
students) are planning to go to
the US or England to study,
which is why they come to us.
Most are quite wealthy and
one of my students lives in
what could best be called a
it in spite of all Randy — congratulations on a
that, they still need the love of great paper! George
Jesus and that's really my Graves — thanks so much for
whole purpose here — to show sending the play! Suzanne —
them His love. Please re- have a happy and write soon!
member us in your prayers.
Greetings to the library staff Sawadee, kha!
and the business department. Bonnie Rudisaile
Wrongways Need Exit Arrows
Dear Editor:
I have a request to make,
and that is to have BIG arrows
painted on the road (exit)
ing the dorms and Wright
Hall. It
that
people don't know that when
you are in the left-hand lane
that means you will be turning
left and those in the right-
hand land should turn right,
NOT LEFT.
In a couple of instances 1
would be turning left and all of
a sudden someone in the right
lane would also turn left at the
same time and could have
caused a car accident if 1
hadn't been watching care-
fully.
Is there any way arrows
could be painted on the exit
soon? I am sure it v.ould be
well worth the expe.ise of
painting two arrows on the
road for those who haven't
yet learned the rules for
driving. I know many of us
would be grateful jf this is
Sharon McGrady
Combined Minorities Emphasis Suggested
Dear Editor:
We would like to comment
on Black History Week. We
respect the feelings of those
behind it, but we are still
opposed to the idea.
We do not feel that any one
group should be singled out
for a special week. We realize
the Blacks have been virtually
forgotten when it comes to
American History, but so have
all the other minorities. Why
should this group be singled
out?
Today, the focus is on
equaliiy. Those who have
^ been forgotten, abused and
discriminated against ;
screaming for recognition.
These movements have gone
too far. Everyone is aware of
the problems that have existed
and still exist concerning pre-
judice and discrimination of
minorities, but how can we
truly forget our differences
and look on each other as
equals as long as someone is
saying, ' 'Look at me, I'm
Black (or Puerto Rican, female
or Indian, etc.) and I deserve
special recognition and treat-
ment." As long a^ we band
together in groups, misunder-
standing and prejudices are
going to continue.
if we need to have a week
with special emphasis, why
don't we have a goodwill week
or a cultural week empha-
sizing the good points of each
ot the ditterent cultures re-
presented at SMC instead of
focusing on one particular
group and bringing up past
grievances— this would be
much more interesting and
beneficial.
Sincerely,
Lisa Longley and Debbie
Michals
Thursday, February 14. 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
Black History Week Underscores Differences StrOOt iDOOt
Dear Editor:
I have no objections if
Blacks on this campus wish to
become more aware of their
history and place in modern
society, but students already
as aware of the Black situation
as they wish to be should not
be forced to attend chapels
devoted to the subject. Ten
years ago a Black Awareness
Week would have been valu-
able. Since then, however,
Americans have been bom-
barded with the Black story,
most memorably in the TV
series "Roots," and most
have reached saturation point.
Nor do I think it proper to
dedicate one week towards
awareness of a single minority
when so many are represented
here. This is both unfair and
illogical. A better idea is a
Minorities Week. Still, why,
on a Christian campus, where
everyone is considered equal.
should one group be distin-
guished from another in this
manner? As Christians, we all
constitute a minority. A Black
Awareness Week, or anything
else like it. underscores the
differences between "us" and
"them." and does not pro-
duce the unity that we need to
reach the truly neglected por-
tion of the population — lost
by patti gentry
What would you like more
than anything else for Valen-
tine's Day?
Bruce Benway Melissa Smith, sophomore, business management, Nash-
ville, Tenn.: I'd love a dozen red roses, a 10 pound box of See's
candy, a good old Clark Gable movie and a dashing man.
Dana West, sophomore, communications-journalism,
Takoma Park, Md. : A box of Godiva chocolates with a big red
ribbon tied around it, a copy of Gone with the Wind and an
over-stuffed chair to read and eat in.
Donnette Lowe, freshman, communications-joumatism.
Hickory, N.C.: Eleven red roses sent anonymously and the
twelfth in person.
Mike Boyd, freshman, home building, Cookeville, Tenn.: A
date with a Thatcherite as soon as I return from Florida this
weekend (thought I'd warm youl).
Joe Osbom, freshman, theology, Asheville. N.C.: I'd like to
get a heart-shaped black olive pizza and give someone a dozen
red roses, a 10 pound box of See's candy while watching a good
old Scarlett O'Hara movie with a classy lady.
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VALENTINES DAY its history and customs
by Dana West and Melissa
Smith
Will you be my valentine? It is hearts day once again.
Grade-sciioolers will cut and paste with red construction
paper and doilies, high-schoolers will shyly present candy
samplers and Peanuts valentines, collegiates will FTD
roses to sweethearts, and husbands will send their
secretaries out for a last moment, gilded card for their
wives.
How did all this card, flower and candy swapping come
about? According to legend a Roman priest, Saint
Valentine, was beheaded on Feb. 14, 270 AD, because he
refused to renounce Christianity. That day was also
known as the day birds begin their mating season. TTie
saint's name soon became associated with love and
romance.
TTie valentine card tradition began in 1415 when a
Frenchman, Charles due d'Orleans, w4io was imprisoned
originated.
Roman and English lasses were more coy. They sent
their secret loves annonymous gifts on February 14. If the
male seemed intrigued, the girl would reveal her identity
and hopefully win his heart.
Another English tradition held that a girl would dream
of her future husband if she placed a sprig of bay leaves
sprinl<led with rose water under her pillow. To be sure
the charm worked, a maiden might boil an egg, remove
the yolk and fill it with salt. Before going to sleep, she
must eat the egg, shell and all without speaking or
in the tower of London, passed the time by composing
rhymed love letters to his wife. The practice caught on in
Europe, with people decorating the notes with gilt paper,
hearts and lace. The English settlers brought the custom
to this country.
Through the years, various valentine traditions have
kept Cupid busy. Girls in medieval Sicily believed that
the first toy they saw on Valentine's was destined to
become their sweetheart. The maidens of the English
countryside thought that if they saw a hen and a rooster
outside the door on the morning of Valentine's Day, they
would marry within the year.
During the Middle Ages, young women of Europe
would place their names in a box and the young men
would draw one name apiece. Each male would then wear
the name of his valentine on his sleeve for a year. This is
where the expression "to wear your heart on your sleeve' '
drinking anything afterward.
The lucky lasses of the twentieth century no longer fret
over Valentine traditions. The women of Thatcher Hall
are greeted by lobbies not unlike a florist shop, and mail
boxes holding pink and vrfiite cards from male admirers.
The men of SMC receive heart cakes and the latest pride
of the Hallmark valentine line from their favorite lady.
Ahhhh, Valentines Day . . . when love is rampant,
romance is the rage and hearts are high on the wish list.
Thursday, February 14, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Birds and Bad Granola Satisfy Two Appetites
After a recent, refreshing
visit home, I returned laden
with the usual cache of food to |
stock the gaping mouth of my
depleted refrigerator. The
next morning I sleepily
extracted a container of
Mom's homemade granola. It
look a couple of bites to jar my
numbed senses awake. Some- one. "That last batch of
ihing was a bit different about granola is bad. I think the^
ihis granola. It had a strange sunflower seeds are rancid.
Liftertaste that was not at all Throw it out or feed it to the
like the usual satisfaction of birds, but don't try to eat it!"
Mom's finest. I must admit I was a bit
Mom and Dad called the relieved.
next night and among other A day or so later I was
ly desk agoniz"
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John mcvay
over a report. The words just
weren't coming. The blank
piece of paper yawned its
mouth for the food of ink.
Outside my window hungry
voices caught my already-
lagging attention. I answered
their plantiff pleas with-some
of Mom's granola. It didn't
take them long to begin their
banquet.
After savouring the delicate
patterns of a Carolina Chicka-
dee, a Rufous-sided Towhee,
and a Song Sparrow, I turned
back to the doleful task of my
paper. As my feathered
friends scratched around on
the windo\ysill, I tried to
scratch something meaningful
on that empty page. It was in
the midst of this struggle for
creativity that His message
came soft and sweet. "Have
no fear, you are worth more
to me than any number of
sparrows. If I can paint the
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satisfying meals outside, and
with His help I began content-
edly scratching on the white
page — satisfying its appetite
and my own.
Deans, I'm sorry for a
messv windowsill. Grounds
department, I'm sorry that
cedar chips will be speckled
with the remains of a granola
Black History
^ek Events
Highlighted
Dr. Lorenzo Grant, associ-
ate professor of religion, will
be the chapel speaker on
Thursday, Feb. 14. His
.subject, in keeping with Black
History and Culture Week,
will be "Going Home To-
gether."
Also on Thursday, a docu-
mentary entitled "The New
Klan" will be shown in the
banquet room during the
lunch hour. This film won
honorable mention at the
Cannes Film Festival this
The Friday noon film fea-
tures a tribute to the late
gospel singer Mahalia Jackson
in "Got to Tell It."
Vespers Friday evening will
feature Elder Henry Wright of
Oakwood College's religion
department. God's love Song
will provide the special music.
Both Sabbath church ser-
vices in the Collegedale
Church will be presented by
Elder Neal Wilson, president
of the General Conference.
The Aeolians of Oakwood
College, under the direction of
Alma Blackmon, are sched-
uled to sing for the services.
They will also perform at
Meditations Sabbath i
Student Discounts /Available.
Phone: 39b-3898 or 396-3772
- THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, February 14, 1980
Satire
Reagan Expected to Win by Hostages' Vote
The Southern Accent this
year did not endorse candi-
dates for the Student Associa-
tion elections held this week.
So. I've decided to pick, not
endorse, the winners in each
race, I will give the pro's and
con's of each candidate and
the point spread.
Steven dickerhoff
I'll have to admit, like most
everyone else, 1 didn't read
many of the platforms of the
candidates, but we all know
they don't count for many
votes anyway. The way to pick
the winners is to look for what
the voters look for in a
Joker Editor: This is goin_
to be one of the closer races.
Russell Gilbert and Lisa
Ketley both have a good public
appearance, but I have to go
with Lisa, because she looks a
lot better than Russell— take
her 56.
The Southern Accent Edi-
tor: Melissa and Dana hav/°
double the ideas, but Randy
has double the experience.
And besides he comes through
with my check every month.
Since this contest is too close
to home, it is too dose to call.
Southern Memories Editor:
Her name might not be the
only thing original about her,
but Lezlee Caine is going to
have to raise a lot more than
that to beat Ronn Kelly. Take
Ronn by 87.
Student Services Director:
Student Services needs some-
body who knows what they are
doing. Van Bledsoe is going
for re-election, and Dan Kittel
has loo many qualifications to
know what's happening. Be-
sides. Van is on my basketball
team. I'll give it to Van by a
basket (2 points).
Social Activities Director:
Sam Hamlin draws the best
Tweedy Bird on campus.
Chuck Jenkins has the right
idea about the Artist Adven-
ture Series. But Darryl
Starkey has a deeper voice —
Darrel by sn octave.
Vice-president: Everyone
knows the vice-president
doesn't do a thing, so the
winner of this race will be the
person who can carry the P.E.
majors' vote, since everybody
knows they don't do a thing.
Carol Hanscom scored very
well on her ACT test scores,
but Roger Burke didn't quite
do as well. With this in mind.
the P.E. vote wilt go to Roger,
because they will be able to
identify with him more. Take
Roger by a composite score of
less than 12.
President: Since nobody is
running for president, I'll
pick the winner of our national
Presidential campaign in
November. Carter h^s shown
he can get tough at times, but
this hostage situation is get-
ting ridiculous. Reagan may
be old. but he knows when it's
time to stop letting a little
country push us around. Rea-
gan, by the votes of the 50
hostages.
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D Mildred McGainey
The Word Processing tiple copies, type as many as service to assist secretaries
Center ig updating its office 350 words per minute— twice and relieve heavy work loads,
machines. The present IBM the speed of the IBM — and We can turn out repetitive,
MAG CARD/A which the justify right margins. Editing personalized letters quickly
college was renting, is being is also simpler because cor- and do extra typing for in-
replaced by the Olivetti 401. rections can be typed in structors and administration.
Evonne Richards, supervisor without retyping all the We are not able to do student
of the Word Processing Center material. projects, but will type prepar-
stafed that the cost of the new ed resumes for a small fee and
machme is approximately the Another feature of the refer people to capable
price as our present Olivetti 401 is the use of fabric typists."
ribbon instead of carbon rib- ' A lab will be conducted once
bon which the present IBM a week, for a four week
uses. The fabric ribbons are session, at the Word Proces-
less expensive and last longer, sing Center to acquaint stu-
"The Word Processing dents working there with this
Center is not taking away machine.
but much
advanced.
Among the many outstand-
ing features of the Olivetti 401
is its ability to produce mul-
The Student Mission's Club asks you
join them in praying for t\wo of the SMs
each week. They will also have an
aerogram available at the Student Center
desk so you may write a few lines to each
one. The 'student missionaries being
remembered this week are:
Rosemary Bryant
Hong Kong Adventist Hospital
Hong Kong
Machael Baez
Kwang-ju SDA Language Institute
Kwang-ju, Korea
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Thursday, February 14. 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
AA League Lead Maintained by Prusia
.Sports
Things remained stable in Beyer. Prusia led the team's
the Men's AA League this scoring with 23 points, in-
week. Prusia drew a half- eluding 15 points in the fourth
game farther into the lead quarter; Creamer and Ferris
with a 68-57 victory over also scored in the double
AA LEAGUE
Rathbun
Beckwith
Beyer
A LEAGUE
Dowell
Wold
Freck
Faculty
Sweeney
Bietz
Cummings
Lemonds
Kuhlman
Fillman
Slate
Team Standings
figures with 22 and 10 points
respectively. The team shot a
steady 80 per cent from the
line for 8 points.
Nafie maintained his second
place position successfully,
place position successfully,
despite a 72-74 loss to Rath-
bun. Leading with 20 points to
Rathbun's 14 in the first
quarter and 35-30 at the half,
the team froze during the third
quarter, scoring only 9 points.
Schultz came back in the
fourth quarter with a formid-
able 18 points, but it wasn't
victory. Schultz put in an
amazing 34 points total for a
season record; Rouse added
15. In their second game,
Nafie came back to cut off
Beckwith 68-51. Trailing at 8
points to Beckwith's 15 in the
first quarter and 22-29 at the
half, Schultz came through
with 14 points in the third
quarter to pull the team ahead
44-41; West clinched the game
with 16 points in the last
quarter. Schultz scored a total
of 20 points and West a total of
18 for the game.
Rathbun narrowed the gap
between second-ranked Nafie
to one game with a 74-72 upset
over Nafie. Lagging at the
end of the first quarter and at
the half, the game turned
around for Rathbun when
Lingerfelt put up 1 1 points and
Price hit 8 in the third quarter
to give the team of 55-44 lead.
Lingerfelt scored a total of 23
points for the team; Rathbun
put in 22, and Price 18.
Beckwith lost out to Nafie
68-51 in the last halt of the
game. Mosley led the team's
scoring with 16 points and
Beckwith put in II, but the
team just couldn't keep pace
with Nafie's surge in the
second half.
Beyer holds last place in the
order, but still manages to
look good. Falling short 57-68
to Prusia, the team's record,
nevertheless, includes Boti-
mer shooting 26 points. Beyer
shooting 11, and Ware 10.
Wold Smashes Dowell' s Undefeated Record
WOMEN'S LEAGUE
Dortch
Knecht
Buttermore
Kryger
McLeod
In A League action this
week, Dowell 's undefeated
record was smashed by
second-ranked Wold. Dowell
first put away Dias 50-47,
coming from behind with 17 to
Dias' 22 at the half. Rivera
clinched that game scoring 19
points, while Lacy and Jansen
put in 9 and 8 points, respec-
tively. Dowell then buckled
under to Wold 59-63. The
team again lagged at the half
with 28 points to Wold's 31
but didn't quite pull it off in
the final moments of the
game. Rivera shot an
astounding game, sinking 15
field goals and 1 free throw for
31 very impressive points.
Tuuri was the next-highest
scorer for the team with 8
Wold is still hot on Dowell's
heels, at only half a game
behind the first place position.
A disappointing 39-45 loss to
the Faculty shut off their
hopes for a first-place tie this
week. Wold led the game
21-13 at the half, but with only
5 players the team ran out of
steam in the second half. A
total of 20 team fouls, which
game the Faculty 13 points in
free throws, buried the team.
Wold led his team's scoring
with 18 points, Coston hit 9.
Later in the team's hopes
Wold again led his team with
22 points, while Starkey, Cain
and Coston also scored in the
double figures with 14, 10,
and again 10 points respec-
Freck held on to his third-
place position this week with a
satisfying 80-37 win over
Webster. Freck led his team
to victory, scoring 20 of those
points, but his team (including
Johnston with 18 points, Are-
llano with 16 and Leach with
12) backed him all the way.
The team as a whole shot a
notable 100 per cent from the
line for 4 points.
The Faculty's 45-39 upset
over Wold pushed them up 2
notches in the order this week.
Evans put in 18 points and
Garver added U; the team
shot 65 per cent from the line
for 13 points to clinch the
Dias dropped a corres-
ponding 2 notches after a close
47-50 defeat by Dowell. The
team made a good showing
with only 5 players; Williams,
Dias and Caracciolcr all scored
in the double figures with 16,
14 and 12 points respectively.
Both Sweeney and Thomson
hold last week's positions.
Sweeney was out of play this
week as the Monday night
games were cancelled,
Thomson edged Webster 66-
59 to raise their record to 2-5.
Thomson put 23 points on the
board for his team in this
game, and Bennett added 14.
Webster hasn't met with a
whole lot of luck thus far this
season. True t recedent,
the team added *. losses to
their record this week. A 0-7
record could be discouraging,
team captain Webster prefers
to look at it as a "perfect
record." A team with an
attitude like that and Rick
Faber's legs can't be all bad.
B Action Highlighted
DCorrine Robertson
This week in Men's B
League action, two games
were cancelled because of the
banquet. One game was
between Cummings and Fill-
man, the other one was be-
tween the first and second
place teams, Kress and Bielz.
Cummings played Kuhlman
and took victory as Robertson
scored 24 points, making the
final score 62-30.
Lemonds played Slate a
close game. At half time Slate
was leading 22-18 but Le-
monds rallied as_Moretta put
19 points on the board making
the final score 50-45, Le-
monds.
Kuhlman didn't look too
good at half time against
Fillman as the score was
23-16, Fillman. But with some .
Cont. on p. 8
8 . THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, February 14. 19
B League
Cont. from p.
tearawork, Kuhlman palled 30-30. With Markoffs 28
through. Gariboldi put 18 points and some good plays,
points up. making the final Kress took vinory with the
score 44-40. Tliis win brought final score 77-75.
Kuhlman up two places in the Cummings won anoUier
standings. game when they played Slate^
Lemonds challenged Kress Shelley put 14 pomts on the
and what a close game. At board for Cummings, making
i tied the final score 49-36.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
Government Aid to
Parochial Schools." a dis-
on by Dr. Frank
Knittel and the film "One
Came Back" will be pre-
sented Thursday, Feb. 14.
30 p.m. in Thatcher
Hall chapel.
Haircuts— S5. A
licensed cosmetologist with
Ion experience is now
taking appointments.
You'll look great and feel
etter! And aren't you
orth it? Call Debbie
Damron today for your
ippointment at 396-4027.
•The film, "Francis
Schaffer". will be shown
Sabbath afternoon at 2 p.m.
in the Thatcher Hall chapel.
•Co-ed water polo teams
in the gym pool on Tuesday
nights at 7:30. Come, and
have some fun.
•Whoever borrowed my
coat from the girls' lobby
during the snowball fight,
please return it. It's winter
you know. Call 4596 or
return to front desk — no
questions asked.
•I need a ride to Andrews
University at Spring Break
time. If you have room call
Gayle. ph. 4577.
•Riders needed to the
Syracuse, New York, area
or anywhere along Route 81
at Spring Break time.
at Spring Break time.
Please call Dale or Jennifer
Ford at 396-2656.
PERSONALS
•Hey Denel— Hope you
have a great Valentine's
Day. Wish I could be in
warm Orlando. I love you!
r:A.G. P.S. V.C. Spring
Break.
•Dear 44101. Thank you
so much for your sweet love
and being near when I need
someone to listen. Hope
your birthday was a good
one. 1 hope that I can bring
you as much happiness as
you have brought me. Keep
smiling. With God every-
thing will work out. With
love, 65830
•Candy Graves: So sorry
about the car trouble. Glad
you got the car back. Hope
you and Gary had a great
t the banquet. Mary
PERSONALS
•DearKd, Ididn't havea
bottle— hope this will do.
Thanks for calling Saturday
night and have a very
happy Valentine's day.
Love D.J.
•SMMC— Thanks
much for
terrific timi
this sum
Susan.
erything you
We had a
We'll see you
Harris,
Sandy Hofman. Water
Cross. Patti Gentry: A BIG
thanks for all the help
Friday evening. I sincerely
appreciated it. K.S.
•To my dear niece — Just
a short note to say Hi and
hope life is treating you
well. I hope things prove
more interesting for you
soon, and maybe some of
us can drop by there soon.
Take care and try to behave
yourself. Love, Uncle V"
•Dear Kathy. Thanks
ever so much for your fine
help. Your services wer
great benefit. Thanks
again. Yours always,
Roger, Van and Darrel
Dortch and Knecht
Dominate Women's Action
In Women's League action
this week, Dortch played
Butlermore in a close game.
Dortch led at the half-time 18
to 16 and rallied on to finish
the game 39-30. Dortch led
the team by putting up 14
Dortch went on to play her
opponent for first place —
Ratledge. At half-time
Ratledge was one point ahead
of Dortch with the score 14 to
13, but a free throw by Dortch
made the score even. With
only 13 seconds left in the
game, Ratledge lost the ball to
Dortch who made an un-
orthodox shot that won the
game 24 to 22.
Kryger made McLeod work
for their close win. Miles put
in 10 points making the fmal
score 24 to 22.
Ratledge kept the lead most
of the game against McLeod.
At half-time the score was 9-ti
in Railedge's favor; however,
they kept on top of things to
gain a win over McLeod, 25 to
16.
The two Monday night
games. Ratledge vs. Knecht
and Sieger vs. McLeod, were
lied because ot the
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^i*f?J^^9^«''^« *« be Honored at SMC Sunday
H. M. S. Richards,
the pioneers of religious radio
programming, will be honored
when the Voice of Prophecy
radiobroadcast celebrates its
golden anniversary Sunday,
Feb. 24. at 4 p.m. in the
Physical Education Center,
The
center around Richards
his 50 continuous years of
religious radiobroadcasting.
Appearing with Dr.
Richards at the Golden Jubilee
celebration will be the entire
Voice of Prophecy broadcast
team— H. M. S. Richards. Jr..
director-speaker; the King's
Heralds Quartet; Del Delker,
broadcast soloist; and Jim
Teel, pianist.
The growth of radio itself
and Richard's growing
try on it, have paralleled each
other. His first introduction to
"radio" came in 1920 after
then U.S. Senator Warren G.
Harding invited him to attend
a demonstration of the new
While conducting evangel-
istic crusades in southern and
central California during the
late 1920s, Richards used
radio a few times to announce
his meetings and
In 1930. the young evangel-
ist began his continuous
association with radio when he
accepted an invitation to con-
duct a regular 15-minute
devotional program on station
KNX in Los Angele
A couple of years later,
while holding a crusade near
Los Angeles, Richards was
challenged by two friends to
move ahead in faith if he
believed God wanted him to
buy radio time and expand his
preaching ministry.
The following night, he
asked his Depression-era
audience for an indication
whether he should pay for
time on radio. They respond-
ed by donating jewelry, spec-
tacles, and even gold-filled
teeth. Sale of these items
resulted in $200, money
enough to buy 13 half-hour
time slots on station KGER in
Long Beach.
Cont. on page 5
southern missionory college
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the southern accent
February 21, 1980
Rees Series Tournament to Beein Thursday
DMelissa Smith O J
The tenth annual Rees Men's Club President Dan
Series basketball i
will be held Thursday. Feb.
21 , and Saturday evening.
Pate asked Men's Dean Lyie Itwasna
Botimer if a weekend of Rees who was college presi-
baskeiball and spiritual em- dent from 1958 through 1967.
Dr. Rees was very much
interested in sports and had
done much to help with the
SMC that began in 1971 when spiritual combination idea and
Orchestra to Perform at Disney World
The SMC Symphony Or-
chestra will be performing at
Disney World in Orlando,
Fla.. under the direction of
Orlo Gilbert on Sunday, Feb.
24.
The group will be perform-
ing an hour long concert at the
Tomorrow Land Theater
Stage.
The invitation came to the
orchestra after a letter, re-
questing them to play at Dis-
ney Worid, was sent by Gil-
bert to the Band Festival
Coordinating Committee at
the amusement park.
While in Florida, the or-
chestra will be playing at
Forest Lake Academy on Fri-
day evening and at Orlando
Central SDA Church for Sab-
bath School and church. They
will also give an afternoon
concert at the Tampa Church.
On Sunday the orchestra
members will be admitted free
into Disney Worid with five
•"ree ride tickets each. They
*il! have about six hours to
1 Enjoy the park before and after
■ their performance.
Some of the highlights of
Je concert will be a medley
fom the musical "Okla-
oma." Grieg's "Hall of the
Mountain King," "Berceuse"
from Stravinski's Firebird this trip." stated Gilbert. "It
Suite, and "Procession of the is another excellent outlet for
Nobles" by Rimsky-Korsakov. SMC to be heard by non-
"We are looking forward to Adventists."
Van Rooyen to Speak at
Spiritual Emphasis Week
development of sports at
SMC.
The games were played
with two teams— village and
dormitory. This was at the
time when there was a larger
number of village students.
The dorm versus village
games were played for six
years, each team winning
three years. Then in 1977 the
series was changed to a con-
test between classes.
Until Dr. Rees died in 1976.
he attended many of the
games, even though he was
an invalid from a paralyzing
This vear's Rees Series will
begin at 5:30 p.m. on Thurs-
day with the sophomores
meeting the seniors and con-
tinue at 7 p.m. when the
freshman will be challenged
by the juniors.
Halftime entertainment for
the first game will be pre-
sented by the Spaulding
School gymnasts, coached by
Ben Roy. Between games, the
entertainment will be a ping-
pong championship, and the
second game halftime will
feature Ginger Heinrich and
her baton twirlers.
The consolation game be-
tween the two losing teams
will be Saturday at 7 p.m. and
the championship game be-
Cont. on page 6
Elder Smut VanRooyen will
be the speaker for the SMC
spring Week of Spiritual
Emphasis fromMarch 10
through 15.
Elder Van Rooyen grad-
uated from SMC in 1964 with
his bachelor of science degree
in theology. He then taught in
the SMC religion department
from 1966-1972.
He is presently working on
his doctorate at Andrews Uni-
veristy.
This semester the 11 a.m.
class will be cancelled on
Monday ; the 10 a.m. class
will be cancelled on Wednes-
day, and the 9 a.m. class will
be cancelled on Friday.
It was felt that not enough
time was spent in class when
they are shortened for the
Week of Spiritual Emphasis.
so Administration opted to
delete one class on Monday,
Wednesday and 'riday in-
stead of shorteni.ig all the
classes. Tuesday and Thurs-
day classes will remain the
Wall Street Reporter to
Give Business Seminar
The E.A. Anderson Busi-
ness Seminar Lecture Series
will continue with Lindley B
Richert on Thursday Feb 21
The lecture. 'Stalkmg the
Buck — A Wall Street Journal
Reporter's Notebook." will be
.inside.
Dating Qu^
held in Summerour Hall.
Room 105, at 8 p.m.
Richert is a staff reporter
for The Wall Street Journal.
He writes the daily column
"Bond Market" and is a
member of The Wall Street
Journal financial group.
Smce 1972, Richert has
been director of editing for all
mternational finance-related
articles and reports for The
Wall Street Journal in domes-
tic and overseas corporation
financing as well as financing
for federal, state and local
governments.
Students taking the class
must be present at 7:45 p.m.
;ke a quiz over the
previous lecture.
The lecture is open to the
public interested in attending.
«s
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, February 21, 1980
Opinions-
SMC Women's Dress Likened to a Prostitute's
So ycoT<c (Otcre&bad in phi^sical ChermislTq.
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Dear Editor:
The words that I now write
are not directed at any indi-
vidual, nor am I trying to hurt
anyone's feelings. Seeing that
the staff of this college doesn't
have the courage to institute a
dress code that reflects the
standards of our Lord, the
time has now come for the
people to correct themselves.
(Ezek. 33:1-10. 8T 199-203)
Worldly fashions and the
acceptance of indecent dress
have come among us in epi-
demic proportions. I refer to
the stick pins, broaches, skirts
that are split in the front or
sides, see-through blouses
and blouses that are un-
buttoned more than just the
top button. Not to forget the
buying of much fancy clothing
or other costly and unneces-
sary items such as a Cadillac
or Corvette. (Isa. 3:16 - 4:6,
MH 204-209)
Is the acceptance and usage
of such items pleasing to God2
Surely YOU don't think sol It is
indecent for a woman to wear
a dress that is split or that is
too tight across her buttocks
as to accent her shape. How
does a see-through blouse
glority God? (By see-through,
I mean the brassier can be
seen.) If a woman's breasts
are considered to be, a private
portion of her body,, one that
should be. covered from public
view, then why would a decent
woman wear a • see-through
blouse? What would happen
through pants and expose his
underwear for all to see?
Surely he would be repri-
manded and scorned. (1 Tim.
2:9-12, IT 304)
It is the standard of the SDA
church that our people should
not wear jewelry. The reason
is that the wearing of jewelry
is self-glorifying. A person
cannot glorify himself and God
at the same time. Why do you
therefore glorify yourself apd
make yourself a stumbling
block to the body of Christ?
Why do you bring reproach on
the people of God? We are
instructed in holiness in one
way, and yet some ,do another
thing, are not those that go in
strange ways hypocrites. In
some places Adventists are
known as "the great pre-
tenders"; why do you bring
this shame pn us by making
vain excuses for the lusts of
your eyes? Put this and all
evil away from ypu and do not
shame tfie God that has given
you life. (2 Chron. 7:14, 3T
362-368) ...
Knowing, that the .world is
given over to a reprobate mind
and seeking for the lusts of
sensuality, we must be sure to
flee from their evil ways. Let
it be a standard among us
from now on that the jewelry is
known as badges of Laodician
indifference against our Lord
and indecent clothing as the
uniform of a tease or a
prostitute. (Rom. 13:11
14:23. MY,P24),,^,^ ,',,-'
Sincerely,
Students' Help in Starr Accident Commended
the southern accent
Rod Wo r ley
■ opinions (
If!
Dear- Editor:
I'd like tosay a few words
concerning your article on
Billie Jean Starr's accident.
You stated in the article that
the Hamilton County Rescue
Squad rescued Billie Jean
after two and one-half hours of
effort to reach her, yet no
credit was given to the seven
friends which were with her at
the time of the accident. In
my eyes they '
who, after she fell
the
After finding out a little
more information about the
incident. I learned that after
the accident Jeff Westbrook
went immediately for help
while Jodi Westbrook and
Bonnie Keirsted and several
of Jodi's friends from
Andrews University carried
Billie Jean up the
Black History Week Defended
Dear Editor:
It is obvious that the opin-
ions expressed concerning the
value of Black History Week
by three of the brethren went
to press before the beginning
of Black History Week. Surely
the saints will now reconsider
the eloquent speakers, superb
music_ and thought-provoking
movies more than support the
continuance of this observ-
ance. It made people perform
a dying art — think!
Two sisters asked last week,
"Why should blacks be
singled out over other minor-
ities?" American society has
singled us out. Three-
hundred fifty years is a long
time. No other ethnic group
for so long has been excluded
from the mainstream of
American life. History shows
us that other ethnic groups,
after a time, eventually melt in
the melting pot. What maket.
the diff^erence?
We need to face the fact
that even in the Seventh-day
Adventist church we have
serious problems in this area,
and black Adventists are sick
and tired of it. Many students
were unaware of this before
this week.
To use the words of Brother
Benway, we need to be
"bombarded" and "satu-
rated" with the love of God.
We need to stop pretending
We are truly sorry for yoo
who feel "bombarded" and
"saturated" this year. Just
wait until next year — you'll
drown!
Debbie Bingman and Mollis
Reed from SMC arrived a few-
minutes later and also helped
in carrying her up the moun-
tain. It took them about 45
minutes to get her to the top
because of icy areas. About
ten minutes after, they had
gotten Billie Jean up the cliff,
the Hamilton Rescue Squad
arrived at the scene of the
accident and took over from
there.
Through this article, I'd like
to give my appreciation to Jeff
Westbrook, Jodi Westbrook,
Bonnie Keirsted, Debbie
Bingman, Hoilis Reed, and
Jodi's three friends from
Andrews University.
YOJ!
Thursday, February 21, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
Personal Commitment Needed to Remove Feelings of Black Resentment
Dear Editor:
I was extremely moved by
Ihe letters written to you by
Mr. Benway. Ms. Longly and
Ms. Michals in the Feb. 14
issue of The Southern Accent.
This letter is written in re-
sponse to some of the state-
ments made in the above
mentioned letters.
The two chapels of Black
History and Culture Week did
not haVe to be attended. Sur-
prised? It is a well known fact
that each student has four
chapel skips per semester and
by using two of them during
the week of Black History
would have eliminated over-
exposure to the black situa-
tion. I, myself; helped plan
the Worships in the Women's
Residence Hall, and one of our
goals in planning was not just
to have black faces on the
program but to share a style of
living that is often thought of
as something that belongs to
the blacks but not Americans
as a whole. It was not planned
to separate, but to enrich.
White Americans say they are
tired of hearing about the
misuse and abuse of the past.
Well, the news is that black
Americans are tired of telling
the stories of pain and agony,
I am saying that the people
who wrote letters to the editor
last week had not even expe-
rienced one of the meetings
scheduled for last week before
they were condemning the
whole week.
Bombarded to the satura-
tion point by the media sys-
tems with black programs? I
challenge one to quickly name zines to television.
10 black programs or series in A conception presented in
the last five years or even their one of the letters was a
lifespan. I could not do it, and Minorities Week. It is a
I avidly watch for any black highly idealized concept. In
face in anything from maga- one week you cannot present
**Desk" Correspondence frees
Worker for More Leisure Time
Dear Editor:
1 wonder whether all Accent
readers are aware that one of
the greatest labor-saving
devices of all time already
seems well established on
campus.
It works this way. John Doe
receives a note imprinted
"From the desk of Mary
Stag." Next, a note imprinted
"From the desk of John Doe"
goes back to Mary. Then,
while the two desks continue
to correspond with each other,
John and Mary presumably
can go have a cold drink or a
round of golf.
Isn't modem technology
Robert Morrison
Black History Week Focuses on Blacks' Place in America
Dear Editor:
I Jiad the opportunity of
being invited , to speak at
Thatcher Hall worships on the
Wednesday of Black History
and Culture Week. I must,
first ot all, say "thank you"
for the hospitality of Deans
Gustin, Runyan, Shumate and
Somers.
In my visit on the campus,
and then the reading of the
Feb. U issue oiThe Southern
Accent, my heart was greatly
disturbed.
editor -of that, issue;'- r-shal!
enclose quotationsfrom those
letters, then -give "them their
due recognition.
My friends, I have spent
much time and prayer in
composing this letter, and I
ueg of you, please pray as you
read this address to the issue
expressed in- those letters.
". . -Students already as
aware of the black situation as
they wish to be should not be
forced to attend chapels de-
voted to the subject." All
students are not very aware of
black history. How many
know that the first man to the
North Pole was a black man?
How many know a black man
Ijy the name of McCoy pat-
ented the steam engine for
steam locomotives? Also be-
fause of the great confidence
'n McCoy's inventions the
term "the real McCoy" has
been placed in our language.
Ihe sugar cube, some say is a
*•>'<€. segregated cube of
refined sugar. The first
person to refine sugar and
•'"'Id a machine to do the
^ame was a black man. The
■machine that was built to mass
produce shoes was built by a
black man. The black man
who discovered blood plasma
and it's many uses bled to
death after a car accident
because he would not be
attended to. How many are
truly already aware of the
"black situation"?
". . . Americans have been
bombarded with the black
story.:." " Anieric4ris hiive
been bombarded with the
WRONG black history. They
have been shown that the
black man is a spineless, cow-
ardly, weak-kneed cheat,
while' the black woman is a
strong' willed, fai, unmovable
rock, ■ who' rules - over her
husband. If this is triie, then I
know some "blacks" in white
skin. I know some "blacks" in
yellow skin. 1 know some
"blacks" that do not have skin
with even a hint of dark hue.
It is quite true that "Roots"
has been the most memorable
stay of black history; it was
such, because it for the first
time showed real blacks, it
expressly showed what really
happened.
". . . But how can we truly
forget our differences and look
on each other as equals as
long as someone is saying,
"Look at me. I'm black (or
Puerto Rican, female or In-
dian, etc.) and I deserve
special recognition and treat-
ment." When we say, "I'm
black," it is not saying we
want "special
Please realize where we have
come from and treat us equal.
". . . Instead of focusing on
one particular group and
bringing up past- ■ griev-
ances. . '." Black 'History
Week is not meant to bring up
"past grievances." What has
happened has happened; we
should not sweep it under the
rug. What if we were to
sweep under the rug World
War I and II. the Civil War.
the Korean War and the
Vietnam Conflict as past
grievances. Where would this
nation's history be?
". . . Why on a Christian
campus where everyone is
considered equal. .?"
Everyone may be "considered
equal" here, but considera-
different things. My brothers
and sisters in Christ, you may
consider me. equal, yet that
does not necessarily mean that
you will treat me equally. You
may treat me equally, yet you
may not consider me equal!
A Black Awareness Week
does not underscore the dif-
ferences; Praise GodI It
shows us tht we all are going
to the SAME heaven, even
though we have come from
unique and different pasts.
It shows us the place that
blacks have had in the history
of the United States of Amer-
ica and in the Seventh-day
Adventist church.
My friends, history has
been written for our learning
and enhancement, we are also
to learn from the mistakes of
the past. By closing one's
eyes, ears and mind to black
history, one leaves himself
open to repeat the same
dreadful and dastardly acts
done in yesteryears.
Lord, help each one of us to
bring our individuality into our
religion — our love and ac-
ceptance of our brother and
sister and the acceptance of
Jesus Christ as our Savior.
Lovingly and respectfully your
brother in Christ.
Wendell Phipps
+
Ke^RedOoss
ready.
all the minorities of this
country and bring about good-
will forthe restoftheyear. To
me the essence of the rea-
soning behind Black History
Week is to help people in the
majority realize that blacks are
a people delegated to a week
of history on the periphery of
our society, and until we are
brought into the mainstream,
there will be a need for
recognition at least once each
year. No one complains about
St. Patricks Day, March of
Dimes campaigns, or the Year
of the ChUd by the United
Nations but these are all days,
weeks, months and years de-
voted to helping a minority be
improved and reach for a
brighter tomorrow. The ex-
istence of prejudice has not
been wiped out in our country,
and as long as blacks receive
and feel the vibrations of it in
our society, they will strive to
do something to make people
aware of how they are not
looked at as people first but as
blacks.
As Christians we are not
exempt from feelings of pre-
judice, and most people do not
even realize that their careless
statements are direct slams to
a people who are striving to
overcome a history which was
lost and even regarded as
worthless. If a movement is to
be made which will take away
the feelings of resentment on
both sides, the problem will
have to be delt with on an
individual stand to keep the
commandment of Matt. 19:19.
After all. blacks are now a
mobile people moving up and
out into each and every aspect
of the world. A personal
commitment is needed to see
each man. woman and child as
just that and not as a black
man. black woman or a black
child. Whites have separated
the blocks; the blacks did not
separate themselves. To
really get the sentiments be-
hind black reasoning, just try
what that old Indian proverb
suggests, "Walk a mile in our
A Better Knowledge Requested
Dear Editor;
In response to the letters
published concerning Black
History Week, I would like to
say. if you truly believe what
you wrote, then I feel sorry for
you and hope that in the future
you will be better informed
before you decide to have such
an article printed. I admonish
you to examine your real.
deep, personal feelings about
blacks. Also do a little more
research. Examine the world
around you, and after you
have done that, rewrite the
article with a little more
knowledge.
Write to
a Student Missionary
Today!!!
4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. February 21, 1980
A Major in Theology is Not Always Heaven
In the past, this column has
sought to address specific
segments of our campus
population — pre-meds, nurs-
ing majors, etc. Perhaps it is
time to discuss another group
which we will dub, "The
Beleaguered Theology Ma-
lt is not always easy to be a
theology major. One such
time is when your summet
work partners first inquire,
"What are you taking in
college?" You respond with
the standard, "I'm a theology
major." After minutes of
embarrassing silence, some-
ask, "What in the world is a
theology major?" (punctu-
ated, of course, by the usual
lewd linguistics). After your
explanation, you promptly
receive the nickname
"preacher" for the ensuing
I with such pressure, let
identify bequeathed and to give it n
John mcvoy
nings. ' ' Perhaps we could
I portion of a prayer paraphrase the last statement
by Peter Marshall: "God of as follows; "Remind us that
our fathers, give unto us. Thy the God James and Ellen
servants, a true appreciation White, Joseph Bates, and
of 0 " _ '
great deec
but let us not be intimidated foundations of our church, is
^**^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^*^^^^^""^^^^^^^^^^^^ by feelings of our own in- still able to help us uphold
summer. I'm sure most of you to come forth from such a adequacy for this troubled what they have passed down
can identify — it's much like session grasping for what is hour. Remind -us that the God to us, and invest it with new
explaining that you attend left — to believe and to teach. they worshipped and by whose meaning."
Southern Missionary College. In addition to these painful help they laid the foundations To all let me simply say,
But such occurrences pale revelations, the current of our Nation, is still able to "Pray for a theology major—
into insignificance compared academic atmosphere can be help us uphold what they heneeds it."
with the more subtle pres- unhealthy to a theology
sures of a "theo's" life. Per- major's stability. The princi-
haps one of the greatest pie which apparently reigns,
pressures occurs when you "Believe nothing that cannot
discover, at the hand of some be proved," preys upon the
merciless professor, that a mind. The primary scholastic
belief which you have shared ambition appears, at times, to
and preached has one less be the refutation of some
cornerstone in its doctrinal self-entrenched church doc-
structure than you had trine, or, failing that, to lend it
supposed. It is not infrequent only conditional support.
'80-'81 SA Officers Elected
Voter turnoi
tions last week
last year's 950 students vot-
ing. This year only approxi-
mately 800 students voted.
the elec- the time of the writing of this
lower than article.
Van Bledsoe was re-elected
s Student Services Director in
race with Dan Kittle. Bled-
oe^obtained 58 per cent of the
SMC Student Gets Poem Published
DCraig Boddy
Cherie Riffel, a baccalau-
reate senior from Hender-
sonville has been honored by
Young Publications, a Knox-
ville based publishing house.
Her poem, "Lovefire," is
scheduled to be published in a
forthcoming poetry collection
entitled Poetic Treasures-Past
and Present alongside such
poets as Dickinson, Long-
fellow and Poe. presented
This book will be circulated columnists, book clubs, liter-
throughout the United States, ary organizations and others
Canada and other English- who are in positions to call
speaking countries. It will be public attention to this publi-
sold to school, public and cation.
church libraries as well as to The inclusion of Riffei's
private individuals. Sales will poem in the book puts hei
Les Musselwhite won re-
election for another year as SA ,
President. Because he, was In the, publications' races,
the only candidate for Presi- Meliss^a Sinith ahdp'ajn^ West
dent, the ballot was yes-no. won the editorship of TAe
Musselwhite received 83 per Southern Accent ovef Randy
cent yes votes. Johnson. The votes were 58
Roger Burke won tV
Presidential race with
cent of the votes ti
Hanscom's 14 per cen
" Samantha Hamlin '
Vice- per cent to 42 per cent.
6 per Ronn Kelly, with 64 per cent
Carol of the vote, defeated Lezlee
Caine for ,the offi<^e of
Southern Memories editor.
be promoted through book an excellent pofeifion to have 'mlMate^I in'the first' rbun'd' of " Rus5eil GillJert
stores, news stands, depart- other works published, hope- the race for Social Activities position of Joker editor, de-
ment stores and national mail fully in the near future. Director. Chuck Jenkins and feating Lisa Kelley with 54 per
order advertising. Publication is scheduled for Darrel Starkey are in runoff at cent of the votes.
Promotion copies will be the spring of 1980.
Compose a kii^k
to ilxQ. edito/i
NEED A CHALLENGE?
If you need a challenge in the
nursing field and want to \work in a
nrxxJern SDA hospital, we need you.
Scholarship assistance is available.
RNs needed in Psychiatrics and Med-
Surg. Ward Secretaries are also
needed.
Battle Creek Sanitarium Hospital
197 N Washington Avenue
BattleCreek, Midiigan 49016
Satire
Thursday, February 21, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Dating Questionnaire Gets Right to the Point
Soon, the Student Associ- ~ •-■<_/ i VrXiXl,
Soon the Student Associ
will be coming out with _
computer dating service. The
questions they ask are usually
irrelevant to finding a com-
patible dating partner, so
I've come up with a list of
questions that are to the point
and will make the right date
selection for you.
Fill out the following ques-
tions by circling the correct
letter, and send it with a five
dollar check or money order
to: Steve Dickerhoff's Dating
Service, c/o The Southern
Steven djckerhoff
. Female
- P.E, major
d. Occasionally
a. White
b. Black
c. Spanish
d. Oriental
e. P.E. major
IQ:
a. 125-200
b. 100-124
c. P.E. major-99
4. Major:
a. Nursing
VOP Celebration com. hou, page i
Broadcast coverage in-
creased gradually during the
program's first decade, and
(hen went coast-to-coast in
January, 1942, over 89 sta-
tions of the Mutual Broad-
castirig System: ' Within 10
nionths,' ijoverage on Mutual
expanded to 225 stations.
Shortly after going coast-to-
5. Favorite hair grooming
product:
a. Vitalis
b. VO-5
c. Quakerstate lOw-40
6. Size of vocabulary:
a. 5,000-10,000
b. 1,000-4,999
c. 100-999
d. "Wan'na play s(
ball?"
7. Favorite type of r
Rock
Classical
Saxaphone Quartet
8. Major ambition for life:
a. Change the worid for the
better
b. Lessen human suffering
c. J>iit basketball through
9. Idea of "hot" date:
a. Walking around East-
gate.
b. Bowling
c. Coed sauna
10. Who did you i
president?:
a. Les Musselwhite
b. I voted no
c. I didn't vote for either
candidate
11. What's your main reason
for coming to SMC?:
a. It's better than digging
ditches
b. I hate saving money
12. What is your favorite
column in The Southern
Accent?:
a. Steven Dickerhoff's
column
ivifed t
office behind Dr. Richard's the air. everyday
home was no longer adequate where" in North Amfci,..a. mc
and the headquarters were Voice of Prophecy is rapidly
moved to Glendale, north of increasing its daily program-
Los Angeles. They remained ming coverage, and experi-
there for the next 41 years. In menting with new program
Juiie; 1978. the Voice of formats aimed at keeping pace
Prophecy relocated in New- with the fast changes in radio
bury Park, 45 miles west of listening habits.
Los Angeles,
write for free Bible
lessons. Nearly
quarters of a million students
havebeeri gradpated'since'the
Bible Correspondence School
began 38 vears ago Each
vear more than 23 000 per
mplete the free
Today, Dr. Richards con-
tinues into his sixth decade of
^broadcasdng.^^ Eaf h, ^^upday, .
he and his son.' are- "heard
together on 605 stations in the
U S and Canada In addition,
117 stations air the daily
program with H M S.
Richards Jr as speaker
for the 1980
Golden Jubilee is to be On
Contrary
campus, the cafeteria will not
have a minimum monthly
We ve got to keep up, to charge next school year,
make the Christian message Richard Reiner, business
not only acceptable but desir- manager, explained that the
^,W?,/o, -today's radio, listen- Administrative Council has
ers," says Dr. Richards, who voted to remove the $50
still spry, alert, and always monthly minimum balance re-
Food Minimum to be
Removed for Next' Year
eager for change
He explains, "There
excuse for stagnation as
radio and religion are
cerned. After all. there
greater "product' than th
^' " story, and
and if they will eat incomplete
or junk food meals in their
room, 1 suppose they should
have that opportunity. Col-
lege students are considered
aduUs, and adults should be
able to regulate their own
dietary habits."
However, the College will
serve the right to reinstate
L..e minimum food require-
Reiner explained, "I don't ment to at least one meal a day
believe it will have a negative if the cafeteria feels that there
_... effect on our sales in the is a problem of not enough
better cafeteria. If students don't students eating in the cafe-
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, Febraaty 21. 1980
Loan and Grant Questions Anstvered
DGreg Rimmer
Basic grants, loans and
student awards do affect a
student at Southern Mission-
ary College.
The following ar
to some of the
asked questions:
/5 financial aid available
only to poor people?
No. Financial aid is in-
tended to remove financial
barriers for families who can-
not afford the cost of an
education beyond high school
and to fill the gap for families
who can afford to only pay part
of the cost. Also because of
the Middle Income Student
Assistance Act, more families
are eligible to receive aid.
What if I am not eligible for
a basic grant, can I still be
considered for a loan?
Yes. All students must file
for a basic grant before being
considered, whether they are
eligible or not.
What exactly is a loan? Do I
need collateral? Do I need
credit of some sort?
Loans are funds a student
can borrow while in college,
but he does not have to pay
them back until after grad-
uation. No collateral is
needed and credit ratings do
not affect most loans.
Rees
Cont. from page 1
tween the two winning teams
will be at 9 p.m.
Halftime and between game
Do I have to pay back grant
No. This is a grant from the
government that never has to
be repaid.
What is the financial aid
deadline for SMC?
Priority is given to aid
applications completed by
April I; those completed after
this date will be considered as
long as funds last.
If I am flat broke, can I still
attend SMC?
Yes, that is what financial
aid is all about; your tax-
dollars make it possible for
you to receive aid and achieve
your education.
What is meant by an award?
After evaluating the stu-
dent's need, the financial aid
staff selects the kind of aid to
be administered. This sug-
gested aid award is then
reviewed by the student and
accepted or rejected.
street beat
^^^Kby patti gentry
What's your remedy for the
February blues?
, Birmingham, Ala.:
'e, religion, Virginia Beach, Va. : Just
Loren Middag, freshman, communications. Staunton, Va.:
Take a trip to the cement pond and swim off sixty laps, plop
yourself on the edge and feel the renewity overwhelm your soul
as you think "red!"
Karen Wilcox, sophomore, behavioral science, Thomasville.
N.C.: I've started spending more time in the morning for my
devotions and it's been surprising what a lift it has given to my
evening will be presented by
Deter Tassel — Juggling Won-
der of the World. Tassel is an
accompHshed juggler who has
performed with the Ringling
Brothers and Barnum Bailey
The officials for the games
will be Tony Jaden and Fred
Kessler for the Thursday night
games and Calvin Harrison
and Alvin Leslie for the Satur-
day night games. They are all
certified Tennessee basketball
officials. The scorer for the
games will be Ken Bumham.
Coaches for the teams are
Dr. Robert Kamiemski, fresh-
men; Phil Garver, sopho-
mores; Reed Christman, ju-
niors; and Charles Davis, se-
After the games, the
coaches and officials will
choose an "All Tournament
Team" and a "Most Valuable
Player." The winning team's
name will be engraved in the
Rees Series trophy.
CoUegedale Home & Auto
student Discounts ;lvailable.
Phonei 396-3898 or 396-3772
. Hutchinson, Minn.: Can-
J. Bowen, senior, accounting, Louisville, Tenn.: To have a
WASP (White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestant) Week next year during
February.
Ronn Kelly, junior, business management, Miami, Fla. : The
realization that we're halfway through with this monotony,
although highlighted with spectacular events such as the
saxophone quartet, etc.
Try all the GRANOLXS from
the "GRANOLA PEOPLE"
Ex'NArURAL FOODS
COLLEGEDALE. TENNESSEE
Earn $80 to $100 a
month, be a blood
plasma donor.
METRO PLASMA, INC.
1034 McCallie Ave.
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Bonus with this coupon
or our circular on the first
donation.
For further informa-
tion call 756-0930.
Thursday, February 21, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
- — ^ ___Sports
Kress and Beitz Fmht for B League T PnrI
acti(jn. Kress and Beitz cor
tinued their fight for first
place. Each team has a score
of 7-1.
Kress then played Gun,- At halftirae the s
ings. He kept a good lead 23 in Beitz' favor. FiUman
er Lummings throughout couldn't hold Beitz' team
5 entire game At halftirae back. Greve put 22 points up
16-26 in Kress' for Beitz, making the final
Kuhlman gave Kress a close favor. Street had a high score 58 49
pu;2?;o^«sTp':?thfbr s-L-trTtra^^cr::: mo^-r- ^'"-""n^-
«'hich pulled Kress through 48-42. '''""'"'"="''="'" mondsjn their game. Once
rth a final score in the game Beitz worked for his victory and put aplsT^^tsta BeiTz"
'" ""= 8^""= "S^mst Fillman, team. The final score in this
Team
Standings
AA LEAGUE
Prusia
6
Nafie
7
^
Rathbun
5
^
Beckwith
3
6
7
Beyer
3
A LEAGUE
Dowell
7
Freck
5
::
Wold
6
^
Faculty
4
":
Thomson
4
4
Sweeney
3
Dias
2
^
Webster
1
7
B LEAGUE
Kress
7
Bietz
7
J
Cummings
4
4
Lemonds
4
Fillman
3
^ -
Kuhlman
2
Slate
2
7
WOMEN'S LEAGUE
Knecht
6
Dortch
7
^
Ratledge -
5
3
Steger
4
4
Kryger
3
6
Buttermore
2
g
McLeod
1
6
^Ti,""i,*^f^',,- "'"" Rosario's 17 points for
Beitz kept his winning Lemonds' team The fmal
streak as he played Kuhlman' score in this game was 43 31
Joiner had a good night as he Slate started out with a big
made 30 points for Beitz. The thrust against Fillman At
tinal score m this game was halftirae the score was 26-18 in
?■ ■ , ,, 5'»"='s favor, but Fillman
Cummings played Lemonds rallied with Rhinehardt and
which showed a halftime score Krall, who both pu, up 17
or m-u m Cummings' favor, points each. The win was
But Cummings couldn't hold it Fillman's, 59-50.
W)men's League Highlights
In Women's basketball this points to Steger's 28. Dortch
week Dortch held a lead over p„t up 16 points.
Steger during the entire Kryger carae close to
game. The halftime score was Knecht in their game. The
12-14 Dortch. Finally, at the score was 13-13 at the half,
end, Dortch wound up with 35 Kryger kept right on them, not
ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE should get
together—
•to save money
•to help each other financially
COLLEGEDALE CREDIT UNION
College Plaza
Office Hours: 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.,
Monday - Friday
6 to 7 p.m.,
Monday and TTiursday
Phone: 396-2101
p.m.,
n
giving Knecht a chance. In
the last 9 seconds the score
was 33-34 Knecht, when
Hartsock got fouled and made
both shots, making the final
score 33-36.
Steger came back and won
over Ratledge. 36-21 with
Brusett putting 17 up for
Dortch and Knecht played
an outstanding game. Dortch
took the lead at the half,
16-14. After a nail-biting
second half, Knecht finally
eeked by Dortch after a foul
shot was missed by Dortch.
The final score was 37-36.
Buttermore and Kryger
played a close game during
the first half, tieing up 10-10
but Kryger pulled together
with Anderson's 16 points
making the final score 28-19.
8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, February 21, 1980
.classified ads
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•RIVER RAFT TRIP.
The camp education class is
rafting the Occoee March
13 from noon to 6 p.m.
Cost is SI2 per person,
group rate. See Dr. Carla
Kamieneslti for more infor-
mation. Pay deadline is
Feb. 26. First 40 signed up
go-
•ATTENTION Steve
Dickerhoff: Thanks for
your idea on solving the
parking problem around
here. This past week has
been rewardingi I have
chalked up 24 points
already — six faculty, three
couples, three students
(one male, one female and
on the other I'm not sure),
and three joggers, 1 tried to
hit a kid on his bike but
broke my crankshaft and
smashed the front end up.
The deans say when my car
gets back from the shop I
will be eligible for a really
good spot. Thanks again.
•Those who requested a
recipe for the cheese bread
served at the faculty-senior
banquet may get one at my
office. Ray Hefferlin
•Needed for one hour
cash job: someone who can
cut and paste geometric
patterns accurately. Call
4363 or come to Daniells
Hall. The Physics Depart-
•Sign up before spring
break for floor hockey and
soccer! Sign up in the gym.
Last intramural this semes-
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•Free Federal Income
Tax assistance will be pro-
vided senior citizens, stu-
dents and low income
personnel by an IRS trained
tax advisor at the College-
dale Community Service
Center. The service, which
is sponsored by the
Collegedale Community
Service Center. IRS and
AARP will be available on
Thursdays during February
and March. Call 396-2240
on Tuesdays or 396-2815 on
other days for an appoint-
ment. Individuals should
bring tax forms received
from IRS. W-2 forms and
necessary records.
•Home Economic majors
and minors: Feb. 22 is our
day to enjoy a supper and
vesper program at the
Cushman's. Sign up in
Summerour Hall soon!!
•Attention American
History Students: Anyone
interested in meeting with
a study group to combine
notes and discuss questions
for the midterm exam in
American History (155)
meet in the Student Center
Assembly Room Feb. 21
and 26 from 7 - 9 p.m. and
Feb. 24 from 10 a.m. ■ 12
noon. Only come if you are
willing to study! For more
information call 396-3498
and ask for Orlinda.
•Would you like to earn
S3. 50 per hour doing light
housekeeping? You can if
you have transportation.
Call 396-3649
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•Wanted — Female room-
mate to share a mobile
home in the student trailer
park. Very nice living
conditions, 3 minute walk
from SMC, $80 per month.
Call 396-3649
•Will the Frank who is
selling the 1980 Toyota
Tercel please call 396-2792.
The phone number in the
last issue of the Chatter
was wiong. I would tike to
see the car. 1 am a very
interested prospective
•Getting shaggy around
the ears? Need a quick trim
or perm? For only $4 a
precise trim can be
acquired, and only a mere
S8 for a perm (plus price of
perm set). Call 4483 today
and ask for Sherry. I have
had four years experience
in haircutting and guaran-
LOST & FOUND
•Did you lose a watch? If
o, call David at ph. 4783
nd identify it.
•Hey 48624! Thanx for
the swell weekend! Loveya
lots & lots! 411-94-7914
PERSONALS
•Janice Pierson: Yes
you're gorgeous. Sorry I
didn't get down to Oriando
for the banquet, but Spring
Break should make up for
it. Loving you forever, Del
•Dear Kathy: Happy
Birthday from all your
friends on 3rd East. Hope
it is the best one ever. Love
•Chin up to the best, best
Z on campus. We love you
mucho. Your Girls
•Hey BJ, Just wanted to
let ya know I'm thinkin'
about ya. It gets awful
boring up here without ya,
so hurry back soon. It was
good to talk to you, you'll
be hearing from me again. I
miss you and your smilin'
face. See ya soon.
Bunches of Love, JKW
•To: "I'd rather not sign
my name," I really don't
remember the incident you
spoke of in your note. You
may be assured that all is
forgiven. I just wish I knew
who I am forgiving! You're
welcome. Cindy Anderson
•Hey Kim Wahlbon,
everytime 1 see you I melt.
Keep up the good looks.
Shy Little Me
Happy 7th Anniversary!
•Madcat — Have a good
weekend. See you in the
cafeteria. Artcat
•Dear S.S., it has been
six wonderful months since
we started going together; I
know we have a lasting
relationship, and that we
will have a wonderful
future together. I love you.
. , ."Merc" P.S. Thanks
for the cookies.
•To Whom It May Con-
cern: The heart shaped
pizza was great!! Much,
much thanks to Anony-
mous! A grateful Joe
Osborn
•Dear 95465: Thanks for
a great time at the recep-
tion. Love, 43793
•To th^ "Secret Ad-
mirer" of'F.S. Thanks for
the Valentine. In the future
my address is P.O. Box
197, Collegedale. Give me
a hint who you are!
•Dear Alan: Thanks
much for' Ihe ti
especially the supper ir
Atlanta. You made Valen-
tine's Day very special tt
me. Love you, 11480
"Rie Student Mission's Club asks you
join them fn praying for two of the SMs
each week. They will also have an
aerogram available at the Student Center
desk 30 you may write a few lines to each
one. The student missionaries being
remembered this week are:
Alan Grant
Adventist English Conversation School
Jakarta, Indonesia
Sandy Rowe
Haad Yai English Language Center
Haad Yai, Soutl^ Thailand
\=
i^
- _ southern missionary college- . % \<^
the southern Accent
Vol. 35, No. 19
March 13, 1980
Play Features Christ's Family
Portrait," will be presented
Tuesday and Wednesday eve-
nings, March 17 and 18. The
production will be held in the
Collegedale Academy Audi-
torium at 7:30 p.m.
The play is about the family
of Jesus and encompasses the
last three years of Christ's
life. It begins in Nazareth,
which Jesus had just left to
enter His life work and where
his remaining brothers under-
stood only that in the height of
the building season. He had
left them and depleted their
working force.
It follows through His
istry to His unwelcome home
and His death, ending several
years later in Nazareth. All
His family — except Mary —
still labor under the delusion
that they have been disgraced.
The main characters of the
play are Tonua Barley (Mary),
Michele Buch (Mary's sister),
Craig Boddy, Scott Eivins,
Johnny Lazor, Frank Roman
(Jesus* four brothers) Sylvia
Haylock. Leslie Roman (wives
of two of the brothers) and
Michael Avant (Jesus' neph-
ew David).
The theme of the play is
taken from Jesus Christ's own
words. "A prophet
without honor, but in his own
country, and among his own
kin, and in his own house."
(Matt. 13:57)
Dr. Don Dick, chairman of
the communication depart-
ment, is directing the play
with the help of Lisa Kelley,
assistant director, and Louie
Parra, production manager.
Tickets are on sale at the
Village Market, Campus Shop
and Student Center. Tickets
will also be available at the
door the nights of the play.
The price for the reserved
seats is $3 per person (S2 for
ID card holders).
Tuition to Increase 12.6 Per Cent Next Year
The Board of Trustees voted hour for 12 or less hours. faculty.
Monday, March 10, to in- The advance deposit will receive i
crease the tuition for next year also be raised. The deposit is per cent
by 12.6 per cent. This calculated as 25 per cent of does no
s the lowest of all the total 1
It will be 5825
The faculty will dant federal aid available. He Pacific Union College and
•""'"■"■^ of 1 1 to 12 did caution that the projected Walla Walla College— all have
a base of $4150 for tuition
while SMC's is approxmiately
$3392. Oakwood's is only 592
less than SMC's.
Tuition per hour will vary
depending on the number of
hours a student is taking.
Charges range from $110 per
icrease m tuition i;
I faculty salaries.
ately 65 per
Richard Reiner. 1
manager, felt that the
should not scare away many
Lte of 13 per senior classes in the aca-
demies.
for the hike Southern Missionary Col-
in minimum lege is still the second lower
supply Adventist college in tuition
costs. Oakwood College is the
isiness lowest. The three colleges on
; west coast — La Sierra,
The increase will not take
effect until next fall. Tuition
will remaih the same as this
for those taking
school.
hour for 16 hours to 5125 per college budget is to pay the students because of the abu
Bradford Guest Speaker at Retreat
ISew Dating Program Will
Begin on March 20
Elder Charles Bradford,
vice-president for North
America of the General Con-
ference, will be the guest
speaker for the spring religion
retreat to be held this Friday
and Saturday. March 14 and
'5. His emphasis this week-
end is on "Faith Action Ad-
The retreat will begin in
Thatcher Hall chapel Friday
evening at 7:45. The first
church service will be held in
Talge Hall chapel at 8:30 a.m.
Saturday; however. the
second service will be in
Thatcher Hall chapel at 11:30
a.m. Sabbath School will
remain in Talge Hall and will
be presented by the students.
Elder Norman Gulley will give
the lesson study.
After church, a potluck for
all the ministerial students
and their families will be held
in the back of the cafeteria.
The meetings are open to
those interested.
Elder Bradford became the
vice-president tor North
America in 1979 when Elder
Robert Pierson retired, taking
the position vacated by Elder
Neil Wilson.
G)nstruction to Start on
Area Bank Branch
Pioneer Bank will soon be-
gin construction on a College-
dale branch. The bank will be
located at the northeast cor-
ner, between Dale's Hardware
and the Trading Post, at Four
Corners.
Ground breaking for the
new bank will take place
within the next four weeks.
The anticipated completion
date is the end of June.
President Bill Hunt ex-
plained that "Collegedale is
-ne of the finest
in Hamilton county and many
of their good customers live in
Collegedale." For this reason.
they feel that Collegedale is a
good location for a branch.
The 3000 square foot build-
ing will be constructed of logs
to appear like a log cabin ; yet
it will still have the modern
conveniences of a bank such
as drive-up windows. The
bank will be furnished with
rustic furnishings and a fire-
place will also be in the main
A dating program
again in the works. This time
it is scheduled to be unfurled
in chapel on March 20.
Special arrangements have
already been made with the
Dean of Students office to
print questions on the back of
the chapel cards. These ques-
tions will be limited to one's
dating preferences. Cards will
also be available after chapel
at the Student Center desk;
however, they must be com-
pleted by 7 p.m. that evening.
The cards will be processed
on the computer and are
anticipated to be delivered to
all three dormitories by Mon-
day, March 24. Village stu-
dents will be able to pick up
their printouts at the Student
Center desk. The women will
also be getting lists. Each
printout will contain eight
names that match the dating
preferences listed, and these
will be cross referenced.
Gerald Owens, coordinatoi
of the dating program, cau-
tioned that if one does not plan
to use the dating printout the
following week t
fill
the
the
questions. He also stressed
that each person should care-
fully read and fill out the
questions, entering one imark
per question. Some of the
questions will have multiple
responses.
The first attempt to set up a
dating program fell through
because the questionnaires
were not printed in time to be
distributed in chapel on Feb.
14.
.inside
^
Letters to the Editor
p. 2-3
Signals for Fanatics
p. 5
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. March 13, 1980
Opinions *
Person's Moral Condition Not Always Reflected In Appearance and Action
^
Dear Editor:
I sometimes wish life were
so simple that 1 could tell a
person's moral condition by
his or her actions and appear-
ance. Appearance, though, is
only what the word means —
what appears to be, not nec-
essarily what is fact.
True, our appearance can
and should reflect our rela-
tionship with God. But that
doesn't mean we can observe
someone's appearance and
then know his moral condition
or relationship with God.
Although the clothing
shock me. 1 must remember
that a person's relationship
with God is a spiritual fact.
This person may not appear to
fit into my idea of moralitj',
but this is only an appearance.
I cannot know the presence or
absence of a person's rela-
tionship with God (a spiritual
fact) by how he appears to me.
Take, for example, the Bib-
lical character David. The
Bible makes plain that a
person should not take an-
other person's life. Yet we see
David, led by God, kill
Goliath. From appearances, I
would have to assume that
David sinned. But actually I
would say David would have
sinned had he refused to take
Goliath's life. He would not
have been doing what God
was "leading" him to do.
In considering this story and
many others like it. 1 realize
that although I have not been
led by God to take som
life. I cannot accuse David of
being an immoral murderer
"^this instance. In fact, I cai
judge David's relationship
with God by any e;
factors. Were it not the
Biblical authors who implied
David's motives?
Similarly today. 1 >
judge a person's relationship
with God by his appearance.
God goes the other waj
around and, so to speak,
judges our appearance by oui
relationship with Him,
Since I can't always label
some action or appearance
coming from an immo
heart, I can't make it
standard that jewelry be
known as "badge;
Laodician indifference
clothing which appears to me
to be indecent as ' 'the uniform
of a . . . prostitute" as a
letter to the editor suggested
The author of the letter also
asked, "Is the acceptance and
usage of such items (jewelry,
etc.) pleasing to God?" Who
am I to answer any question
like that about the creato;
the universe? To me it set
that God could not be plea
with the brutal slaying
animals, yet we see many
references in the Old Testa-
the southern accent
ment saying God was
"pleased" with burnt sacri-
fices. I believe that God was
pleased more with the re-
sponse to Him which those
who were offering the sacri-
fices showed than with the
burnt offerings themselves.
In other words, I can't
always say what is pleasing to
God in every circumstance. I
believe an action or appear-
ance can be right under cer-
cumstances and wrong under
other circumstances. The
thing which makes any action
or appearance right or wrong
is one's relationship with God.
This is part of the incredible
freedom which God wants us
all to have.
Also in my own opinion,
letters such as the one 1
referred to earlier, do more to
give guilt feelings thai
convict of sin. As
Campbell said in his chapel
talk on Feb. 21, "feelings are
not sin." I would carry that a
bit further and say "feelings
are not fact." Just as our
feelings of love are not a true
indication of the presence or
lack of a love relationship, so
guilt feelings are not a true
indication of the presence of
guilt. Since we as humans
frequently confuse guilt feel-
ings with guilt, and since guilt
feelings many times come
between us and God in what
could be a beautiful guilt-free
relationship, I think that most
things which would probably
do little but cause guilt feel-
ings in others should be
avoided.
Remember, a relationship
with God may change our
appearance, but we can't
Judge another's relationship
by his or her appearance.
Thank you,
Sam McBride
P.S. 1 chose not to include
specific Bible texts and Spirit
of Prophecy quotes to support
the above opinions. Instead,
I challenge all readers to find
out truth for themselves
through an experimental rela-
tionship with God.
SMC Women's Dress Defended
Dr.
Dear Editor:
Mr. Speece gave us his
opinion of the dress of SMC
women. ! feel that he gen-
eralized far too much. I have
heard guests on our campus
say that we are one of the best
dressed SDA college
campuses, and I do think Mr.
Speece was unfair, although
he did not mean to offend.
We as Adventists are very
guilty of being critical and
pointing out other people's
mistakes ' 'for their own
good." Maybe we should try
another approach. 1 wonder
what would happen if we
started noticing the good
things people do and say.
Everyone knows that you can
find what you look for.
Sincerely,
Audrey Mayden
Dress Does Not Always Reveal True Person
Dear Editor:
The following remarks are
to be addressed not only to
Steven Speece but also the
others who have some of the
same misconceptions con-
cerning the dress of the
women (or should I say
"prostitutes") on this
campus.
I could take the specific
items, such as tight, split
skirts, see-through blouses, as
well as broaches, stick pins,
etc., mentioned in the letter
and give just as many reasons
for wearing them as you gave
for not wearing them. But I'd
simply be wasting my time
and avoiding my intended
purpose for this letter. You
see, the important part of a
person is not always what you
see on the outside.
We are all rooted from
diverse backgrounds, which
means that one's ideas,
thoughts, motives and con-
cepts on dress will be different
from the next person. I don't
know of any person on earth
who can clearly see a person':
I'd be able to look back on my
friends and simply discard
them, because I have come
close to them.
who 3
Steven, there ;
truly beautiful wo
campus, and just a
beautiful.
If you don't see any more'of
thai beaiiiy than what you
expressed in vnur letter, vou'd
better take a second look.
a lot of Only ifns time iuok a little
1 on this deeper.
nywhere Very ;
the world, there are Cindy Jo Anderson
Starr's Christian Attitude
Is Witness for God
Dear Editor:
I wish to comment on the
Christian attitude shown here
at SMC. Billie Jean Starr,
praising the Lord after suffer-
ing from leg and back injuries
from her fall, is a fantastic
witness for her Father.
Do
be
't\
hope that in your letter you
were not making an attempt to
judge anyone.
I happen to have many
friends who wear skirts with
slits in them and stick pins,
and as a matter of fact, I wear
them myself. But if I were to
change my concepts on dress
and quit wearing this parti-
cular style I really doubt that
accident to show there is
Christianity here at SMC? Are
we held as hostages by not
sharing our Christianity to
those outside of our secluded
valley, as depicted by the
Thatcher Sabbath School?
Why don't we live up to our
reputation of being an ex-
ceptionally Christian college?
We have a desperate need
of Jesus here every day. He is
our love and our strength for
the constant battle against self
and Satan. Each of us has nur
own mission field here. VVe
have been helped and
strengthened bv Jesus, maybe
through a fellow Christian.
Let us watch and pray to let
Jesus' love spread like fire
every single day through us.
"To everything there is a
purpose under the heaven."
While God has us here, why
not serve Him and follow His
plan of life? We should do our
best in the work that lies
nearest, by commiting our
ways to God and by watching
for the indications of His
providence. By doing this, we
prepare for the times when we
leave SMC.
As individuals, let's let our
Christianity shine through. It
is said that whatever you are
looking for at SMC you can
find. As Christians, we should
be looking for those that need
Jesus, instead of being
searched for.
Let us make SMC what our
i-ather has planned for it— a
southern missionary college-
oLncereiy,
Thursday, March 13. 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT • 3
A Woman's Viewpoint on Young People's Dress Urges Repentance
Dear Editor:
Speece's letter. I feel that
there should be a woman's
viewpoint published. I am not
a student or faculty member,
but I observe many acts on the
stage of this campus which
concern me greatly. In fact,
what 1 am about to pen here
stems from a heart of love and
I am a fairly young Christian
seeking God's will for my life
daily. Before salvation, I lived
a very sheltered life at home,
and ] realized that young men
and women fresh out of
academy are ready and eager
to taste the fullness of a
strange but enticing cup. 1
Musselwhite
Questions
Dickerhoff
Dear Editor:
Is it true that Stever
Dickerhoff, your satire colum-
nist, is changing his major tc
Phys. Ed.?
Les Musselwhite
as it is the suggestion or
exposure of the feminine
body. It depends on whose
eyes you are looking through.
I realize that being away
from home with extreme peer
pressure only aggravates this
inclination to worldliness.
What we should be concemec^
with is not the actual dress
and mannerisms of students
or any particular branch, but
we as individuals should ask
ourselves, "Are we going to
be ready when Jesus comes?"
God will not only change a
person's clothing but every
the
Modest Dress Code Suggested
beyond the watchful and lov- Dear Edi
ing eyes of parents who were Alas, the topic of dre:
my superiors in every way but campus has arisen again. Last usually
not beyond God's loving and
tender vision. How I praise
Him daily for this fact.
I don't believe it is fair to
single out women. As Mr.
Speece said, his words were
not directed at any one indivi-
dual, so my word:
exclude anv- There i
men here who insist
or slacks every bit as tight as
the ladies' pants. This would
be somewhat understandable
(but not excusable) if they had
just outgrown their pants and
could not afford better. It is
just as distracting to be faced
year, the things I found
volting were guys with shirts
unbuttoned to their navals
who thought they had sex
appeal and a few ragged pairs
of blue jeans worn to class.
This year a problem has
:annot developed that seems to stem
young largely from the sheltered
jeans situation of our campus. To a
large degree, we are sheltered
from what goes on in the
outside world. When a
along, students
what inspired the fashion or
what the wearing of certain
styles conveys to the on-
lookers.
I refer to the women on our
campus who wear see-through
blouses, front-buttoned or slit
skirts and heavy make-up. The
sight of any of these in any
combination reminds me of
ling lineup of prosti-
outward sign of intemperance
as He works with the person's
cooperation from the inside.
There are non-converted
students here — a group which
we will always have because,
believe it or not, they have a
purpose in God's plan, also. I
know some of the younp
women here are promoting
lust and causing disturbances
for some male students, but
guys, if you cannot cope with
this campus situation, what
will you do out in the "real"
world. Let God use you'-
all.
Also, I do not see the faculty
cowardly hunched behind a
three-foot thick steel door,
afraid to enforce dress codes,
nor do I see them Phari-
seeistically reprimanding stu-
dents who should be adult
enough to reprimand them-
selves. It may be that these
men and women know they
won't change hearts; there-
fore, enforcement of a strict
dress code would be forcing
acceptance, and we know God
does not force himself on
unwilling people, so why
should we?
We as Christians must live
in the worid, but praise God,
we do not have to be of this
world. It is an individual
choice. Time is short and our
duty is to pray for the brethren
as Jesus told Peter to do in
Luke 22:32.
The question is, "Who wui
be ready?" We should pray
for one another, taking God's
loving attitude as our own.
"The Lord is not slack con-
cerning His promise, as some
men count slackness; but is
longsuffering to us-ward, not
willing that any should perish,
but that all should come to
repentance." 2 Peter 3:9
Your Sister in Christ.
Wynay Sanders
i that c
) be E
Concern Expressed About
Fashion Following at SMC
us 1
any
experiment with relaxing the and 2) rigid enforceni
dress code for a week during
Dress and Conduct Related
Dear Editor:
In regard to the letter brought into line by their
written by Mr. Speece in the peers and everyone abided by
last Accent, I disagree with the dress code without ques-
the blunt approach that he tion. This system worked,
took in attacking people who Only twice did the school
dress to draw unnecessary
attention to themselves. He
does raise a valid point,
however. There is a very clear
relationship between one's
manner of dress and one's
conduct in his or her relation-
ship with others.
1 was privileged to attend
the Webb School in Bell
Buckle, Tenn., for four years.
At that school, the adminis-
tration and faculty i
npus are the first to sheer blouses, front-buttoned
whatever seems to or slit skirts and heavy make-
physical attractive- up are all tools of the trade. A
lot of the young women seen
any day of the week and
especially on Sabbath on our
campus could pass for one of
those prostitutes.
WTiat is the solution to the
problem? I feel it is twofold:
1) the setting of a modest and
conservative but flexible dress
code for both
of
the
Thei
the
distinct deterioratit
conduct of some of the stu-
dents during these periods.
I believe that much of the
problems with PDA and any
related troubles on this
campus might be resolved to a
great degree if a high stand-
ard of dress, reasonable and
practical, were to be agreed
1 upholding a high standard upon and enforced
of academic and personal de-
velopment which included
one's manner of dress at all
times. The young women
wore modest attire, whether it
"/as a dress or dress-quality
pantsuit, during the academic
^^y- The young men wore
dress-slacks and shirt with a
mously. Students who dress
like mature, educated Christ-
ian young adults will act that
way. Those who dress ac-
cording to a more casual
standard leave open the door
to temptation to act casually.
Some have enough self-control
to behave responsibly when in
adding a dress-quality casual attire, yet there are just
I these during as many who can't.
Still, let us never judge a
person's inner motives by his
attire, instead, let us each as
individuals do all things as
Christ would, were He in our
Bruce A. Hall
Mat or
the wir
To a greater extent that I
have observed anywhere else
jn my academic experiences,
in and out of our schools, the
students at that school behav-
ed like ladies and gentlemen,
"^ose who didn't were
that dress code. Penalty for
violation after a certain small
number of warnings would be
the loss of the privilege of
attending school here.
Attending school here
should be considered a privi-
lege, and deserve respect in
our conduct and dress. The
expulsion of a few who refuse
to comply will encourage
others to shape up. The few
who leave will be replaced by
many more who will have a
higher regard for the college.
A recent visit to Tennessee
Temple College showed me
that they have no problems
with the way students dress
and act. If a student persists
in violation, they are out. The
students respect the discipline
and authority. Each year
the school turns away nearly
as many applicants as they
accept. I believe we need to
learn a lesson from Tennessee
Our college has standards.
How long will we continue to
trample on them?
William Noel
Dear Editor;
After having talked with a
number of people concerning
my last letter to the editor
(Issue 18) on dress code, I
realize that there is a large
number of people who do not
understand the harm in fol-
lowing the fashions of this
world. I pray that the Spirit of
our Lord may come into them
and show them all things. It is
imperative that these people
learn what worldliness is and
the dangers of its defilement.
(1 John 2)
They need to realize that
they are the princes and
princesses in the royal family
of God. Look at the prayer of
Jesus found in John 17:21.
Jesus said, "that they also
may be o/ie m us." We need a
better understanding of what
His statement really means.
To say that Christians are
royal is an understatement,
for we are elevated above all
things. Only God is above us!
Can't you see now that
when you conduct yourself in
any shameful way that you
shame your brother the King?
Satan wanted to be glorified
above even God. Now that he
knows that we are to be
glorified above the position
that he held in heaven, he is
fUled with a jealous rage
against us, and if he gets the
chance he will bring us down
to the lowest position that is
possible.
Therefore, be grateful to
Jesus for His mercy and
conduct yourself in a manner
befitting a person of your high
estate. Search for under-
standing and flee from any
appearance of evil, (Heb.
2:5-9)
I strongly suggest reading
the pamphlet Revival and
Reformation. It is available at
the Leaves of Autumn rack in
the Student Center.
Sincerely.
Steven J. Speece
Friday is the last day to
sign up for the tennis
double tournament. Sign-
up sheets are posted in the
Talge Hall lobby.
4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, March 13. 1980
The Candidate Teaches Bill a True Business
(Zacchaeus ID
Bill was the trophy of the
business department at SMC.
In the two years since his
graduation he had risen to the
vice-presidency of a prestig-
ious business firm. However,
his professors would have
been more ashamed than
proud had they known each
step Bill had taken to reach his
rung on the ladder. He had
made wide use of business
practices which he learned
elsewhere than at SMC.
They also would have been
embarassed by a visit to Bill's
apartment. The interior deco-
rating could best be classified
as "early pagan." Music and
"refreshments" added
coordinating touches to the
John mcvay
>
This particular morning Bill
arrived at the office, leaned
back in his plush chair, and
read the day's Wall Street .
Journal. After these few
moments of leisure came a
furious attack on proliferating
paperwork. He worked fever-
ishly, for he wanted to be able
to spend some time away from
the office.
About 10:30 Bill put on his
coat and mentioned to his
secretary that he'd be gone for
a couple of hours. Slipping his
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Mercedes into the traffic, he
headed towards the city.
Arriving downtown, he found
a parking place and waited.
The crowd was already quite
large. Bill, being on the short
side, realized that he was
going to have a difficult time
seeing the motorcade. Look-
ing down the street he noticed
a covered walkway crossing
above the traffic. An idea
flashed into his mind. He
grabbed his Pentax camera
and headed for the walkway.
all this attention. He was a
candidate of sorts, but so very
different.
The " motorcade was
approaching. The noise of
wild cheering swept the
assembled throng like an on-
coming downpour. Bill
steadied his camera and
adjusted the f-stop. The
Candidate's car was coming
into range for a good shot. Bill
reached to focus his camera.
Suddenly the exuberant
shouts ceased — silenced by
one sweeping gesture of the
Candidate. Bill was startled
as the form came into focus in
his viewfinder. The Candidate
was looking — straight at him!
The words came loud and
strong, "Bill, come down,
today I must go to your
apartment."
The next few hours were the
most beautiful of Bill's life.
Things changed. The interior
of his apartment was redeco-
rated in "early Christian."
His job, too, was transformed.
No longer would he use the
dishonest methods of previous
days. They seemed so very
distasteful to him now. Always
echoing in his mind were
those beautiful words,
"Today, Bill, salvation has
come to this apartment."
At last. Dr. VandeVere
could be truly proud.
SAWS Relieves Starving in Thailand
Seventh -day Adventist
World Service (SAWS) claims
they have turned starvation
and malnutrition around the
town of Borai, Thailand, but
that the end of this overall
problem is not in sight.
According to Elder Richard
O'Ffill, deputy director, "The
3,000 residents. 80 per cent of
whom were undernourished,
have been put back on their
feet, and the children are
playing once again."
such as soy fortified wheat,
supplement to their normal
diet of dried fish, oil and rice.
Deaths from starvation and
nutrition-related causes have
virtually been halted in that
village. It is our aim to
continue to seek out those
pockets of extreme need."
SAWS entered the struggle
four months ago when it sent
two seven-member doctor-
hospitals to cope with the
situation. At present there are
more than 25 individuals
working twenty-four hours a
day in four field hospitals to
alleviate the suffering.
The next phase of operation
is the construction of dams
and irrigation systems for
certain villages that must be
relocated. The shipment of
clothing and medicines, how-
ever, ' must be continued.
More than $832,000 has been
received so far from the initial
appeal made within the Ad-
ventist church a few months
ago, $8,120 of which was
donated by students and fa-
culty of SMC.
COHMUNICATIONS DEPARTMENT Of
SOUTHERN MISSIONARY COLLEGE
Monday and Tuesday, March 17 and 18 at 7:30 p.m.
' Coilegedale Academy Auditorium
Tickets on sale at the Student center, VM, and Campus Shop
Thursday. March 13. 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Danger Signals for Fanatics cfrd^t b6Qt
spring is almost hi
for the lack of better things to
do, like talking about the cold
weather or trying to keep
warm or thinking up ways to
turn snow into sand for a
beach, people have more free
time on their hands to spend
doing what they like best and
that is becoming fanatical.
I've come up with a list of
danger signals which will help
you through spring and past
this fanatical time of year to
summer where you will be too
busy having fund to worry
You will know you are
becoming fanatical when —
•You are crossing the street
by the stop lights; the light
says "Don't Walk," and
there isn't a car in sight, but
"Walk" sign.
Steven cKckerhoff
•The cashier charges you for
only two slabs of butter, but
you really got three, so you
go and tell her to charge you
the extra three cents.
•Yous
the
room doesn't work, you l
the gym and write your
weekly column while lis-
tening to a harmonica player,
with both other members of
the audience, and enjoy it.
t using the Letters of
the Editor section in the
Accent to write your doc-
torate dissertation on your
persona! grievances.
•You stay tor American His-
tory even after record is
•(For History majors) Adolf
Hitler is a little left of your
political views.
•WDEF becomes too "hard"
for YOU to listen to.
•You start believing John
McVay is inspired.
•A 4.00 GPA is your idea of
•You start reading the Letters
to the Editor as your devo-
tional reading.
•(Private Joke) You think the
Rockefellers and Kennedys
control the world.
•You begin memorizing large
tracts of Mad magazine.
•You have prayer before each
game of Space Invaders.
by patti gentry
How do you feel about the
way the women on this campus
dress?
Les Musselwhite, junior, theology. Maitland, Fla. : Having
been on other SDA college campuses, I feel the women on this
campus dress very nicely.
Dannie Keele, senior, communications/ secondary education/
religion. Phoenix, Ariz.: I've seen a lot of rips in a lot of dresses
and a lot of short pants that barely make it to the boots.
Van Bledsoe, junior, theology, Scottsdale. Ariz.: The
majority of women dress modestly with a few bare exceptions.
BEOG Application Deadline This Friday
This Friday, March 15, is
the last day to apply for the
Basic Educational (Opportunity
Grant for aid in this semester.
Laurel Wells, director of Stu-
dent Finance, stressed that
there are still funds available
to be distributed, but the
application must be turned in
Those interested can still
apply for loans, work-study
and grants to be applied to
this semester. Applications
for BEOGs for next school Miller Hall.
the
year are available :
Student Finance Office.
Students applying for work'
study for thi
those workii
Tips should apply within the these applic
next two weeks if they want to
know the status of their work-
study before the end of the
school year. It takes approxi-
mately six weeks
Claude Bishop, freshman, theology/nursing home admin
ration, Longwood, Fla.: Isaiah 3:16 — and I pray wome
ninds will change.
sy Worley. senior, behavioral science/ sociology, Col-
;, Tenn.: I have found that a person finds exactly what
process he looks for. As for me, I think that women of this campus dress
quite nicely, especially on Sabbath, but like I said, you can find
what you're looking for.
Flutist Harrelson to Perform Senior Recital
Flutist Joyce Harrelson, will
perform her senior recital,
iday, March 16 at 8 p.m. in
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Selections by a variety of Harrelson has studied u
composers will be performed, der Penny Gerschfski, and
including "Sonata in F" by presently receiving instructi
Telemann, Debussy's from Nora Kile at the Univi
"Syrinx" and "Three His-
toires" by Jaques Ibert.
Accompanied by Dr. Robert
Sage on the piano, Harrelson
will perform a "Copland Duo
for Flute and Piano."
"Haydn Trio" with a violin
and cello will be featured.
Trio members include Harrel-
son. flute, Kristi McDonald,
cello and Jenine Fryling, vio-
Band, and is currently a
member of the SMC Col-
legiate Chorale.
The program is frei
open to the public,
lember of the SMC Concert ception will follow the r
Band to Feature the West
DMelissa Smith
The SMC Concert Band's
performance on Saturday,
March 15. will carry a West-
Collegedale Home & Auto
Student Discounts Available.
Phone; 396-3898 or 396-3772
ern flavor. The perfor
will be in the Physical Educa-
tion Center at 8:15 p.m.
Featured pieces are "Ok-
lahoma" by Rogers and Ham-
merstein, "Prairie Lament"
by Walters and a modern
arrangement by Kenny of
"This Land is Your Land."
The highlights of the con-
cert are Jenkens' "American
Overture," featuring the
French horn section, and
"Tulsa" by DonGillis.
"These two selections are
very difficult and the band has
been working very hard on
them," stated Director Robert
Anderson. "This will be a
program for all to enjoy. The
band will be playing music for
everyone of every age."
There is no admission
charge for this program.
6 . THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. March 13,
Final Summary of AA B^ketball Action
Well, the statistics say it all.
Pnisia clinched the AA
League Championship in the
men's basketball division with
a 9-2 record. And the title is a
well-earned one. The team
led the league in shooting
percentages, averaging 69 per
cent from the line and 42 per
cent from the Field for 806 total
points, an average of 73.3 per
game. Team captain Rick
Prusia contributed 21.4 aver-
age points per game, shooting
78 per cent from the line and
an unbeaten 51 per cent from
the field. Team members
Dave Creamer and Dennis
Diminich also averaged better
than 10 points per game, with
18.1 and 11.9 average points,
respectively.
Nafie finished the season
with a record of 8-4 for a
not-so-distant second position.
.._ . 745 total points
(62.1 average) were backed up
by a record-low of 685 points
scored against the team for
the season. Co-captain Brad
Schultz matched Prusia's re-
cord 51 per cent from the field
and racked up 262 points, an
average of 21. 8 for the season.
Other leading scorers for the
team included Dave West with
an average of 13.5 points and
Byron Rouse with a 10.8
average.
Third-ranked Rathbun
finished the season with an
even 6-6 record. The team led
the league's scoring with 896
total points for a 74.7 point
average. Team captain Paul
Rathbun was the leading indi-
vidual scorer with 301 total
points for an average of 25.1
points per game. Doug Price,
averaging 17 points per game.
nd Jeff Lingerfelt, averaging
16.7, were definite assets to
the team.
Beckwith edged past Beyer
with a 3-8 record for the
fourth-place position. The
team scored 678 total points
for an average of 61.6 points
per game. Team captain Dave
Beckwith led the team's
scoring with 178 points for a
16.2 point average. Keith
Mosley and Aubrey Preston
added 13.5 and 10.4 average
points, respectively.
Beyer completed the lineup,
shooting 710 points for a 59.2
game average and a record of
3-9. David Botimer led the
team's scoring with an 18.8
point average, including
awesomely methodical (and
season record) 86 per cent
from the line. Team captain
Ai Beyer averaged 12.4 points
per game, and Stuart Ware,
10.8.
And there it is— the story of
a basketball season in cold,
precise black-and-white. But
there's another side, a side
which mere words and num-
bers can never show. The
sweat, the tiredness and pain
of defeat; the excitement, the
thrill of a play well-made; the
toal involvement. Lingerfelt,
all speed and scrappiness.
leaving several inches of skin
on the court each game. Price
rebounding the ball like it was
a wild thing. West loping
down the court. Velasco
making a fast break. Rathbun
shooting a long bomb to bring
the team from behind. Nafie
surging in for the leap-twist-
and a perfect layup. Prusia
shooting over everyone's head
with ease. "Dave Beckwith
must have legs made of
springs!" "Go. Howieee,
Go!!" "Get it to Buck— he'll
put it in!!" The sight of a
well-coordinated team work-
ing together. And more. This
is what makes basketball sea-
son memorable. What? Only
306 more days till the next
'Day Off Offered byChild Center
DMelissa Smith
The Collegedale Child Care
Center is offering mothers a
day out. Every Friday from 7
a.m. to 3 p.m. the center will
care for children from two to
;-old while their
mothers catch up with spring
housecleaning. shopping or a
little (
day. Worship is also couple of children. Should the
given every day. need arise, oiher than a
Interested mothers should Friday, for children to be
call Mrs. Sliger before Fridays cared for. parents should call
at 396-4333 to reserve a place ahead oft;
for their child. open place. Weekday hours
Occasionally during the are 7 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. and the
week there is room for another cost is 55 per child.
Thursday, March 13, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
■Sports
TEAM STATISTICS
G
FTA FTM
%
FGA FGM %
FT
AV
Prusia
II
143 98
69
840 354 42
806
73.3
Nafie
12
139 71
51
923 337 37
745
62.1
Rathbun
12
186 102
55
1024 397 39
896
74.7
Beckwith
II
127 60
47
907 309 34
678
61.6
Beyer
12
146 80
55
833 315 38
710
59.2
LEADING SCORERS
G
FTA
FTM
"/»
FGA
FGM
PT
AV
Paul Rathbun
41
23
56
362
1.39
38
301
25.1
Brad Schultz
36
16
44
239
123
51
262
21.8
Rick Prusia
.12
2.S
7«
207
105
51
235
21.4
Dave Botimer
36
31
86
207
97
47
725
18.8
David Creamer
39
27
69
203
86
42
199
18.1
Doug Price
42
26
62
198
89
4S
204
17.0
Jeff Lingcrfelt
bS
30
55
234
H5
36
200
16.7
Dave Beckwith
42
26
62
194
76
39
178
16.2
Dave West
W
12
71
239
75
31
162
13.5
Keith Mosley
24
14
58
207
67
32
148
13.5
Al Beyer
.12
I.S
4/
198
67
34
149
12.4
Dennis Diminich
20
13
65
155
59
38
131
11.9
Stuart Ware
4.)
20
47
144
55
38
1,30
10.8
Byron Rouse
10
14
6
43
140
51
36
108
10.8
Aubrey Preston
8
15
3
20
85
40
47
83
10.4
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iclassified ads
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•There wUi be an SEA
skate party on Sunday,
March 16. The bus will
leave from in front of
Wright Hall at 4 p.m. SEA
members only pay S3; non-
SEA members pay an extra
50 cents. Sign up sheets
are located in Taige,
Thatcher. Student Center,
and the Ed. Dept.
Audio Visual is having a
clearance on selected
;tte tapes. First-come.
serve — SI per tape.
This clearance will run
through the month of
March, or as long as the
tapes last.
Wanted: One MGB
with a bad engine and/or
mission. All I basical-
ly need is the body and
chassis. These must be in
fairly decent shape. Call
396-4709 and ask for Dave.
Sign up for March 30
m meet. Deadline is
March 16. Sign up sheets
located in Talge and in
the gym.
•Coseta: Happy Anni-
rsary. Thank you for
aking this four months
the best time of my life. "1
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•Camp Arrowhead Ap-
plications: Are you intei
ested in working at a sum
mer camp this summer
Camp Arrowhead in Ne
braska still needs severa
students to fill staff posi
tions. For more informa^
tion, please contact the
•Attention all runners:
CABL is sponsoring a trip
up to Fletcher. NC for the
second annual Carolina
Canter. The total cost of
S15 covers race cost, jacket,
transportation, one meal
and lodging. The races are
5k (3.1 mile) and 15k (9.3
miles). Contact Ken Slate
or Wayne Johnson for entry
sheets. We will leave
March 30 at 1 p.m. and will
return March 31. Bring a
sleeping bag.
•The Student Education
Association is having a
roller skating party this
Sunday. March 16. The
bus meets in front of
Wright Hall at 4:15 p.m.
You skate from 5 to 7. SEA
members pay S2.50 and
non-SEA members pay
$3.00. Please sign up if you
plan to ride the bus.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•A special thanks to the
men of Talge Hall who had
the munchies on the
evening of the Home Ec.
Club bake sale— and to
those people who spent
their time and talent to set
up this event— THANK
YOU for a job well done!
•Attention all friends of
Prof. Clyde Bushnell and
Sally Van Dusen: Prof
Bushnell has had heart
surgery and needs en-
couragement. Please send
cards or notes to Weiman
Institute. Box A. Weiman.
CA 95736
•The following people
need to pick up their SEA
T-shirts from the SEA of-
fice as soon as possible:
Sheri Coates, Delores
Foreman. Joshua Zerinda,
Lidia Gutierrez, Maxine
Kay, Silmara Simoes, Lisa
Altman, Krystal Norris. Ian
Stanaway, Richie Edwards,
Nancy LeBrun. Michelle
Luke, Debbie Parson, Mary
Brook, Susia Arias and
Sandra Schwertfeger. Your
cooperation will be appre-
ciated. Thanks, the Stu-
dent Education Associa-
PERSONALS
•Dear Kha, Now what do
you think of skiing? HH
P.S. Keep up the good
PERSONALS
•Susie Arias, 1 love you
and that's what counts.
Don't let anyone tell you
different. Keep your chin
up, always keep smiling
and never let anyone try
and change you. I love you
just the way you are. Guess
who?
•Hey there "Shy Little
Me." Before you melt next
time, why don't you try
being a little less shy? If
you'd give me a clue who
you are. maybe 1 would
help you overcome your
bashfulnessl KLW
•To W. C. Fields, You're
a very special person, 1
always want to be "your
little chickidee." Your
sugar plum
•Greg Culpepper; You
can stop watching the mail
for my wedding announce-
ment, and if you're still
hearing "bells" I know of a
good doctor. Young but not
Restless
Dear Unicycle Man, It
still
when
you wobble, but it don't fall
down. The Unicycle Man's
•Tom and Naomi,
Thanks for putting me up
over Spring Break and this
weekend. You're great!
Keep it together. Slate
•Hey DMH. Oriando.
Florida, never had it so
good! Neither have I for
that r
tanning oil is getting used
up. Hey, I'll always ki
where your home is.
you know where mine
Hope you do! Love, Ra
Do
•Hey Daisy May! 4
months to go! Keep up the
pompom tricks and we'll
put the show on the road.
How about Florida and
some icy cold watermelon?
The Beast
•Happy First Anniver-
sary Debbie, It's hard to
believe we've been married
only four years. Look
forward to our second
anniversary. Love, Your
Husband 95549
LOST & FOUNU
•Whoever lost a pair of
gloves at chapel, please call
Wayne Revis at 396-4955.
"For Sale: A lO-speed
bike, like new! 22-inch
men's style frame for only
S80. Call 396-2085 after 3
note of appreciation for all the prayers and help for
the Zunitch family when I was hospitalized. Thank you for
your thoughts.
We wish
thank you
contributions made
Market to replace ou
Christian love r
;!d know who each one of you are, and
lore personal way for the cash
o the switchboard and the Village
electrical appliances for our kitchen.
how much your demonstration of
Laurel and Hariey Wells
The Student Mission's Qub asks you
join them In praying for two of the SMs
each week. Tliey will also have an
aerogram available at the Student Center
desk so you may write a few lines to each
one. The student missionaries being
remembered this week are:
Glen Bentjen
SDA Language Institute
Seoul, Korea
southern missionory college
Soutem Mis: ...:rT CoUege ^k*'
CoUegedale, Teanesaee 373I&
the southern accent
Vol. 35. No. 20
March 20, 1980
\ Academic Departments Restructured into 10 Divisions
22
I changes will be
[he formation of the Division
of Arts and Letters. Division of
Biology and Chemistry and
the Division of Education and
Human Sciences. The Divi-
sion of Arts and Letters will
include the art, communi-
cation, English, history and
modern languages depart-
ments. The Division of Bio-
logy and Chemistry will be
the combination of the biology
and chemistry departments,
le education department will
.rge with the Division of
I Behavioral and Family Sci-
Dr. Larry Hanson, academic
dean, explained that the two
main influences in the for-
mation of divisions was the
overlay of subject matter and
the need to keep each division
within one building.
"SMC is a multipurpose
institution which meets the
needs of a broad spectrum of
interests," explained Dr.
Hanson. "Many colleges
have specialties that they
teach such as in a technical,
.vocational or liberal arts col-
lege. But SMC tries to meet
the various needs of different
academic abilities."
By the formation, various
teachers can help teach in
other areas of the division. In
of the past when it was necessary
to have two teachers but
needed the services of 2'/i
people, they usually had to
hire three people. In the
divisional structure. Dr. Han-
son feels that it won't be
necessary to overstaff.
This will also decrease the
number of department chair-
men, reducing the number of
chairmen salaries and the
number of people reporting to
the academic dean. It will also
lead to the formation of sev-
eral new courses in the future.
Dr. Hanson explained that
"majors will be unaffected by
the divisional structure. No
consideration has been given
to dropping any majors. Fac-
ulty members will still be
identified with their present
title. Only the administration
of the academic programs will
change.
Dr. Flovd Greenleaf wilt be
the chairman of the Division of
Arts and Letters, Dr. David
Steen of the Division of Bio-
logy and Chemistry, and Dr.
Gerald Colvin of the Division
of Education and Human Sci-
ences. The chairmen of the
other divisions will remain the
same as this year.
This is the final phase of the
formation of divisions which
the Administration began
several years ago. The first
division was the combination
of the A.S. and B.S, programs
of the nursing department.
Other merges have included
the business department and
the office administration de-
partment to form the Division
of Business and Office Admin-
istration. The Division of
Mathematical Sciences was
the combination of the com-
puter science, mathematics
and physics departments.
The other four divisions are
the Division of Industrial Edu-
cation, Division of Music,
Division of Physical Education
and the Division of Religion.
The divisional change will
officially go into effect on July
1.
SMC Hosts Academy Music Festival
I Music Festival from March
I 19-22 on the Southern Mis-
sionary College campus.
The Festival features the
best musicians from various
I Seventh-day Adventist aca-
I demies in the South: Georgia-
Mount Pisgah Academy,
Fletcher Academy, Bass
Memorial Academy, Laurel-
brook Academy, Little Creek
Academy. Groveland Aca-
demy, Greater Miami Aca-
demy, Madison Academy and
I Sears Awards Grant
Southern Missionary Col- across the country which are
lege was recently the recipient sharing in $1,500,000 in Sears
of S1500 from the Sears- Foundation funds for the
1 Roebuck Foundation. 1979-80 academic year. Funds
Grants totaling more than may be used unrestrictedly as
I 540,649 are now being distri- the colleges and universities
I buted by the Foundation to 35 deem necessary.
I privately supported colleges In addition to its unre-
I and universities in Tennessee, stricted grant program, the
1 according to Kenneth D. Sears-Roebuck Foundation
y,. Jr., area represent- each year conducts a variety ot
, who is the manager of special-purpose programs in
I Cleveland, Tennessee, Sears elementary, secondary, higher
^tore. and continuing education. Al-
The Tennessee colleges and together, the Foundation had
I universities are among over expenditures of almost
I.OOO private accredited two- $2,500,000 in 1979 for its'
I and four-year institutions education activities.
Herring to Lecture
TheE. A. Anderson Lecture
Series continues on Thursday,
I March 20, with Taxpayer Ser-
"'ce Representative Susan
lerring. Her lecture on "Tax
f^ormation for Small Busi-
I ness." will begin at 8 p,m, in
I Summerour Hall, Room 105,
Herr
ntly
lerrmg is cu
I forking on her MBA
'hunting at University of Ten-
I J,^^^^^-Chattanooga as well as
i taxpayei
Revenue Service.
Before accepting her pre-
sent position with the IRS four
years ago, she worked in
Medical Research at the Uni-
versity of Tennessee.
Students taking the class
must be present at 7:45 p.m.
to take a quiz over the last
lecture presented by Lindley
Richert of the Wall Street
Journal.
The lecture is open to the
public interested in attending.
Forest Lake Academy.
The main programs are
scheduled as follows: the
choir and orchestra will have
Friday night vespers at 8 p.m.
in Coilegedale Church, first
and second church services on
Sabbath will also feature the
choir and orchestra at"8:20
a.m. and 11:20 a.m., and at 3
p.m. a sacred concert in the
Physical Education Center
with choir and orchestra per-
forming. Saturday evening a
secular concert involving all
the musical groups (band,
piano, choir, orchestra) will
be held at 8 p.m. in the
Physical Education Center.
Each school is sending
student delegates according to
enrollment. The band, cho-
rale orchestral and keyboard
groups total approximately
300 musicians. They will be
under the directions of Pro-
fessors Robert Anderson,
Larry Otto and Orlo Gilbert
respectively.
The keyboard groups will be
divided into two sections of
piano and organ. Drs. Robert
Sage and Bruce Ashton will
instruct the pianists, and Mrs.
Judy Glass will oversee the
organists.
The superintendent of edu-
cation for the Southern Union,
Elder D. K. Griffith, will serve
as overall coordinator.
SMC President Frank
Knittel is the scheduled
speaker for Saturday services
at 8:30 and 11:20 in the
Coilegedale Seventh-day Ad-
ventist church.
Board Issues Statement
The Board of Trustees i;
exorcism during their rc'
statement led to a voluntary resignation of ^
The statement was issued in reference to tl
spirits taking place in the community.
President Frank Knittel will further explain the situation to
the students in chapel on Thursday, March 20.
The Board's statement is as follows:
"The methodology of exorcism within the Seventh-day
Adventist Church as experienced recently in Coilegedale is as
yet an untested practice and i
misunderstanding and abuse. It is an
deal of study by our church leaders ii
practice of resolving church issues,
impressionable young students who ;
s subject to confusion,
1 issue which needs a great
1 harmony with our church
A college setting with
: easily influenced by
dedicated teachers is not now the appropriate setting for
experimental ventures in exorcism. There are great medical,
emotional, and legal hazards involved with college students.
Therefore, in order to remain connected with the college in any
capacity, students and staff members at this time will not be
involved with the practice of exorcism until such time as the
church has a formal position regarding the issue."
Ten SMC Students
Accepted at LLU
Ten SMC students have
recently been accepted to the
Loma Linda University School
of Medicine. They will be
starting classes at the end of
July.
Five of the acceptants are
currently enrolled at SMC.
They are: DeAnn Chrispens,
a junior biology major; John
Henson, a senior biology
major; Jeff King, a senior
chemistry major. Buddy
Littell, a senior chemistry
major; and Del Schutte, a
senior chemistry major.
The other five, who have
already graduated, are: Jim
Douglas, Christopher Hynum,
David Ruiz, Keith Schleifer
and Raymmd Whitted.
.inside.
Cambodia Report
p. 4
•Tm a Bad Apple"
p. 5
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. March 20. 1980
Opinions^
God's Love for His Children Proclaimed
editorial
From what I
snatches of
of newspapers, radio, TV and
'"""■'•^ "" election •""■•• '^^••^ '-^
country
snatches ot conversations — this year is an election year. This is
when we elect a leader (of sorts) "
However, in order to select a President of your choice, one
must first register to vote. You can do this by visiting a local
post office or city hall and filling out an application. Then in 6-8
weeks, voila! You became a Registered Voter! But dont swell
with pride yet, this title is not an empty one. It's a
responsibility and a right.
You use it to exercise your prerogative to choose a leader to
direct our country; you use it to become involved and to compel
others to follow your good example; you use it to shape our
government. Each one of us as an individual and a people have
a right and responsibility to register and vote. Finally, you use
it for something to write home about. Just think how proud
Mom and Dad will be when they learn you've taken the
; and have become a Registered Voter!
dlw
Dear Editor:
God loves us. He loves us
with a love so great that a man
in his finiteness can't compre-
hend such infinity in a love.
He loves us with a love so
great that a part of Himself
was given to die in our place
that in the second coming of
Christ we might be taken up to
join this God who loves our
souls. (John 3:16. 14:1-3)
God so much that we hunger
and thirst after righteousness?
How many of us hold to a
pretense of Christianity yet
deny God's power to work
righteousness i our lives?
(Matt. 5:6. 2 Tim. 3:5) We
don't really want to hear or
read God's Word, for it -lays
open all of our wretchedness
and rebukes us. Yet, this
two-edged sword gives en-
terrible awfulness that it is
and as the power that sepa-
rates us. For we, permitting
Satan to overrun us, have
come to indulge in sin and
even to become a part of it.
We have lost the relationship
essential to knowing our
Father and God. The rela-
tionship essential to make us
wise to discern the latter end
that will surely come as a
result of our rejection of God.
fJames 1:6, Deut. 32:29)
How many of us love our
thei
:vil. This
inspiration
Book of Hope points us to God
and tells us how to have that
missing relationship. It says,
"Harden not your heart," but
give your heart to God today.
(Heb. 3:7.8) Our probation is
now. So instead of squander-
ing away precious time, never
to be reclaimed, let's give our
hearts to Him now, if we draw
near to Him, he will surely
draw near to us. He has said
so, and He stands by His
word. (James 4:8, 2 Tim. 2:13)
We of ourselves car
nothing but corruption, but I
Christ's working within u:
change the corruption into I
beauty and holiness. We must
depend wholly upon Him and
works, but trusting heaven-
wards for the grace that only I
God can give. i
There are only two roads to
follow — one that surely leads
to eternal death and the other I
to eternal life. Christ is
road to eternal life. God offers
us that road of purity for
way of pollution. Is this I
something to reject? No! Let's
hold on to Christ strongly and
behold Him until we become
changed, and let's form a
relationship with our Father in
heaven through our Brother in
heaven- |
As the prodigal son,
have been in the far coui
too long. Let's go home.
Sincerely,
George Hudson
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need is a good buddy to sha
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have here on the fair campus I
of Southern Missionary Col- f
ihB southern accent
Missionary College. It Is published every Thursday ot the academic
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Rear Sanctuary Speakers
Reteach David's Council
Dear Edit
Last night I.was sitting in a belief, one or two dates do not
room with some of my bud- make a marriage, maybe a
dies. They're ugly, fat and , long range commitment, but
have no personality, at least we won't be so hasty as to ask
that is what you would think, for marriage." That was
considering all the dates sarcasm fellas in case you
they've had this school year, -didn't catch it,
"I haven't had a date all What we don't want is a
school year. I don't expect duplex, a dog or a station
miracles, just someone inter- wagon with wood on the side,
ested enough to walk me back , All we want is a good time, a
and forth to vespers once in a
while," said one of the un
claimed jewels.
"I don't expect a $5{
evening on the town, jus
something to do on a Saturday Dear Editor:
night." remarked another j think I learned something David wrote a psalm con-
veritable gem. last week while Smuts was trasting two groups, the godly
"They really shouldn't go preaching— not from Smuts and the ungodly. I memorized
so far in flattering themselves himself but from other it; perhaps you did too: the
as to think I'm out to marry speakers, at the rear of the godly are a tree '•;<lanted by
them. Contrary to popular sanctuarv. the rivers of watc md the!
ungodly, "chaff w.iich the |
wind driveth away; '
powerful imagery, especially I
for a boy born on the vasl|
prairie wheat lands. But '
forgot the first verse.
I forgot David's counse
about choosing a good seal. '
ir we will destroy forgot it and sat at the rear of
Everyone must the sanctuary. And that s
here I learned my lesson- 1
Tired of Complaints and Cuts
Dear Editor:
In the past I have looked that this worid is coming to an
forward to Thursday evenings, end. People of every walk of
but lately I've felt otherwise. life see that something
happen soo
1 would think that in a ourselves,
school of our size, abilities, make their
and beliefs, there would be a We can
few people that could produce
articles worth reading. I, like we forget the common goal,
many others, am frankly These articles aren't giving us
getting a little tired of reading anvthing but ulcers and high
complaints and cuts of SMC's blood pressure,
dress, PDA, minority recogni- We need to strengthen, not
tion problems and other weaken, one another. How
knocked-down and trampled long will it take
upon subjects. ' this?
It doesn't take much to see Mark Erhard
1 decisions.
easily become Avoid a seat among the scorn- 1
enraptured with daily life that ful, he said. Happy is the ma" I
-id' I
njoyed what Smuts shared I
with us. I owe special thatiWl
to speakers at the rear of the|
sanctuary for a lesson
realize Psalms 1.
Bruce Gerhart
English Department
students Urged to Rise With Christ
[With apologies to Greg Latta,
associate pastor of Calvary
Chapel Assembly of God
Church. Costa Mesa, Calif]
Dear Editor:
Paul begins the third chap-
ter of his letter to the saints at
Colossae by saying, "If you
are then risen with Christ. . ."
1 think it is important to note
the word "if since not all
people are "risen" with
Christ. I've only been on this
campus about seven months,
and yet I think 1 can fairly
state that not everyone on this
campus is "risen" with
Christ. (Of course, only God
knows a man's heart and 1
don't claim to know who is a
Christian and who isn't.)
If then, there are those on
this campus who are not
"risen" with Christ, it follows
that they do have His risen
spirit dwelling within them
and are not governed by the
Law of God, but rather by
their own worldly consciences.
With only this severely limited
standard to govern their
hearts, it's not really sur-
prising that they would fail to
live up to the standards of
sexual conduct and dress that
have been advocated in var-
ious letters to the editor
during this school year. So
then, for you who are not
"risen" with Christ, I have
nothing to say to you except
that I extend to you the love
God has given me for you, and
I'm praying for you. 1 address
the remainder of my letter to
There is a danger, as some
have pointed out, of becoming
too legalistic or judgmental
when dealing with these sub-
jects (e.g. sexual conduct and
dress). For example, if a man
and a woman truly love each
other, there may be times
when a spontaneous public
display of affection is perfectly
righteous. Therefore, I'm not
going to try to set any arbi-
trary rules stating what can
and can't be done. For one
thing, the person whose heart
is truly bent on pleasing God
won't ask questions like,
"How far can I go without
sinning?" The person who is
truly putting Christ first al-
ready knows what should or
should not be done. I will
simply draw to your attention
what God's Word says be-
cause I think it speaks for
itself.
"If you are then risen with
Christ, reach out for the
highest gifts of heaven, where
Christ reigns in power. Give
your heart to the heavenly
things, not to the passing
things of the earth. For as far
as the worid is concerned, you
are already dead, and your
true life is a hidden one in
God, through Christ. One
day, Christ, the secret center
of our lives, will show Himself
openly, and you will all share
in that magnificent denouce-
ment (outcome or final solu-
In so far then as you have to
live upon this earth, consider
yourselves dead to worldly
contacts; have nothing to do
with sexual immorality, dtrty-
mindedness, uncontrolled
passion, evil desire, and the
lust for other people's goods,
which last, remember is a
serious a sin as idolotry. It is
because of these things that
the holy anger of God falls
upon those who refuse to obey
Him. And never forget that
you had your part in those
dreadful things when you
lived that old life." (Col.
3:1-7, J. B. PhUlips)
I could continue, but 1 think
that is sufficient. I hope this
letter will help clear the air a
little and be a blessing to all.
Thursday. March 20, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
street beat
■■■■.by patti gentry
What do you think of required
worship and chapel attend-
ance?
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MCVAY
Patti Stone, freshman, communications. Coltegedale. Tema.:
1 know a lot of kids wouldn't go if it wasn't leqoired. I doa't
think it does them a lot of good to go if they resent it, but it does
bring all the students together.
Cathy Cullum. sophomore, communications. Memphis.
Tenn.: Chapel doesn't bother me — it isn't that bad to take an
hour out of the day to get the student body together, but I think
requiring attendance to worships and chapels make people not
want to go.
Valerie Dick, freshman, communications. CoUegedate,
Tenn. : I think they should plan chapels and worships that are so
interesting that people would go even if they weren't required.
Being forced to do something always rubs the wrong way.
David Lee, senior, communications. CoUegedale. Tenn.:
Worship of God should never be required. The power of choice
was given at creation. There is nothing gained by forcing a
student to chapel and to worship his Creator. We should go out
of love for Christ.
Vonnie Boling, junior. New Hope. Minn.: I wouldn't mind
coming just onceaweek for chapel butldon't feel it's worth the
trouble to come more often than that. Other than that, it's nice
to see everybody. Worships are different. They maybe should
be required, but we should just be allowed more than one skip a
Heidi Martin, sophomore, nursing. Louisville, Ohio: I do
think we should be encouraged to go to worships. After all, we
are in a Christian school by our own choice (I hope). But I feel
the policy for worship attendance is due for some change and
more flexibility.
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4 ■ THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, March 20, 1980
Life at Camp Khoa-I-Dang
During Christmas break
Student Missionary Peggy
King worked at a Cambodian
refugee camp in Khoa-I-Dang
about 15 kilometers fi-om the
Thai-Cambodian border. The
following article is the high-
lights of a letter she sent to
the Student Missions club.
The camp I worked at had
over 86,000 refiigees with an
850-bed hospital. The build-
ing was made from bamboo
lined with blue plastic. The
patients have to sleep on grass
mats placed on bed frames.
The floor is rock. There are
only holes in the waUs for
"nurse," giving shots, pass-
ing out pills and starting IVs.
The worst part was watching
them suffer, especially when
you knew that under normal
circumstances they wouldn't
have to suffer and their
chances of getting well could
be better.
One of my patients was
going blind; he couldn't be
helped unless he had a very
delicate surgery by a spe-
cialist. Another patient had a
temperature of 106 degrees
every afternoon. The doctors
couldn't diagnose the pro-
blem, so there was nothing we
could do but give him a couple
aspirin and sponge him with
refugees, as they hope to see
some friend or family member
that they are missing.
Everyone has a sad story to
tell about Pol Pot's army
killing family and friends only
because they were educated or
about seeing loved ones slowly
die of starvation and not being
able to do anything. But they
"Every one has a
sad story to tell about
Pop Pot's army."
windows, so by II a.m. the
flies are thick.
The hospital was mostly
filled with malaria, tubercu-
losis, bacterial pneumonia,
anemia and malnourished
patients. The hospital was
comprised of eleven wards-
each one was run by ^
"The floor is rock.
TTiere are only holes
in the walls for
windows."
different organization. The
German operate the surgery
ward, the French lead out in
the obstetrics and TB ward.
the Catholics direct the inten-
sive feeding ward (this is
where the very malnourished
children are fed special food
and the mothers are taught
how to feed them properly).
The Seventh-day Adventists
operate the general medical
ward and the Thai Red Cross
also operates the general
medical ward.
They were short of nurses at
the time, so I became a
The refugees arrived every
day in trucks. They were
taken off one by one and
carefully inspected along with
their few belongings. They
then were given a quick
physical examination and the
, sick ones were sent to the
hospital. The rest divided
themselves up into groups of
100 and chose a leader (usu-
ally someone who coufd speak
both English and French).
They then went to' the as-
signed place to begin
scrounging for building ma-
terials. All of this is very
carefully watched by the old
still have not lost their spark of
life. A few eyes ate dull with
hopelessness, " but most still
tumble with determination
that says they are willing to try
again if given the chancel
The biggest problem of the
whole camp was water — the
lack of it. The refugees would
wait for hours by the water
tanks waiting for the water
trucks to come. They would
get their family's ration of one
or two buckets of water to
cook, drink and bathe with.
When I left, they were digging
a well with hopes that this
would alleviate the problem
It's very cold at night and
"The refugees
would wait for hours ^ , _
L iL , . needed. They are so eratefiil
by the water tanks. " for an of the help they can get.
They are a very educated
people, most speak French
and many speak English.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Everywhere you walk in the
camp you hear the little kid>:
very hot during the day. sereLing "okay'" or '-bye !
Enough nee ,s available, but bye" in mimic of all the
there ,s very little of anything Americans there. We had
else to eat Material for them translators, four of which
to make clothes with is badly
"They are SO
grateful for all of the
help they can get."
studied at the SDA Language
School in Camodia before it
closed. One of them had gotten
literally risked his life by atone
^rrying his graduation certi- friends ,„ ^amnooia DUi
ficate from the school hidden neither of them knew that the
on his body. He could have other had gotten out— th<
been killed as being an edu- reunion was beautifull Some
rated person. Only two thing like I picture the reunior
seventh-day Adventists have when Jesus comes again:
by Peggy King
far. Both are all
They had been
CambodiE
satire
Thursday. March 20, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
Bad Apple" Outcast Because of Worship Skips
Yeah, I'm a "Bad Apple
I'm on Citizenship Probation
(CP). I've skipped dorm
worships and have a few more
late minutes than I should.
You know, there's some-
thing different about Third
East this year. This year it is
Fifth East. It's two floors
higher than the rest of the
dorm. But, you know what?
I'm a real "Bad Apple," I skip
dorm worships,
I'm not the only one with too
Tiany late minutes though.
Steven dickerhoff
I'm a "Bad Apple." what they should do with a
For a radical time last week guy they caught pushing
! drove down to the drive- drugs. It went something like
through window at "Krystal" this:
"With something
St seems the only
lot of guys find it hard to make this guy as he was thinking up thing we can do is kick him
it back to the dorm by twelve ways to get a hold of S750. His out. But loosing him will sure
o'clock, because tH"e "Page" girlfriend needs an -abortion.
doesn't.close that early. The Yeah, 1 can see why I'm on
Deans are thinking about CP.
sending an RA down every I don't know what they're
Friday and Saturday night to going to do with me. I don't
take room check. I stayed out think CP is enough.
late one Saturday night over at I happened to listen in on a
a friend's house to watch Deans' Council the other day to help him by being a good
"Star Trek." But you know, while they were discussing influence on him."
hurt the sports around here."
Dean 2: "Well, if we kick
him out he will never change.
The world is a rough place to
change for the better."
Dean 3: "You're right. If
2 keep him here.
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Deanl: If were all agreed, with the deans? Then I could
tomorrow I'll go talk to him have gotten out of this
and tell him to stop pushing. If problem,
he doesn't, next time we're
going to slap l)ls hand."
Yeah, I guess in about 20
years I'll come back here for
Yeah, I don't know what an alumni weekend and be the
they're going to do with me. I only one from my class to
guess they're going to have to make it. Everyone else will
kick me out. You know what either be dead from drunk
they say about one bad apple driving, in jail for pushing
spoiling the whole barrel. drugs, or in the hospital
Why didn't I follow the because they're worn out.
rules? Then I wouldn't be in And all the old faculty will see
this mess. Why did I have to me and say, "There's that
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Imperfect Surroundings Need Not Crowd God
John mcvay
The cruel, piercing screech
of an electronic cricket
announces the equally|
obnoxious arrival of morning.
Somehow you resist the en-
ticing presence of the snooze
bar and, with the aid of a brisk
shower, awaken. You have
gone through this immense "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
struggle in order to have some you seek communion with yearning to fill his spiritual
"real" time for devotions. As God. Slipping out of the room^ cup, he experienced like dif-
you begin dressing, your you investigate your favorite ficulties. He and his family that shook all of Wales. His
roommate also begins to show prayer comers only to find lived in a furnished parsonage sermons attracted such atten-
spring-like signs of existence, them occupied. Have you —such as it
About five minutes into your experienced similar frustra- consisted of ;
devotion he steps out of the tion? boards and s
shower. Now, amidst the Christmas Evans could have stituting for
"■ ■ - ' the
door had also rotted and had torbiog
been repaired with a piece of
tin. The tall preacher could
stand full height nowhere in
his home — nowhere, that is, in
the entire room, for the par-
sonage was a one-room cabin.
That room functioned as a
kitchen, nursery, bedroom,
washroom, and study.
From such an unpromising
The bed tion that he was forced to
combination of resort to the great outdoors,
ine slabs — sub:_ No church in Wales could hold
■otten timbers, the crowds.
super. 1800 watt blowdtyei
struggle.
I young pastor.
must have time with God
Someone once commented:
"Since I began to beg God's
blessing on my studies, I have
done more in one week than in
a whole year before." Luther,
when most pressed by his
work, said, ' "I have so much to
do that I cannot get on without
three hours a day praying."
We cannot afford to sacrifice
communion with God.
The next time the blowdryer
howls, remember Christmas
Evans and his one-room par-
sonage. God will also con-
secrate the confusion of your
one-room home and make it
the hotbed of revival.
Students to Assist in Health Fair
OTricia Smith
The Southern Missionary
College Division of Nursing
and the Georgia-Cumberland
Conference are sponsoring the
nursing students who choose
to participate in the Atlanta
health fair April 13 through
18.
Last year the program was
conducted in six major cities in
the United States, and in
April, 1979, the Seventh-day
Adventists were asked to co-
ordinate three sites in Atlanta.
More than 60 SMC students
manned these areas. This
year the Seventh-day Ad-
ventist Church is sponsoring a
health fair at the Smyrna
Hospital.
During the week, screening
centers at areas throughout
the city will provide basic tests
for blood pressure, anemia
and blood chemistry. Other
stations will be screening for
glaucoma, hearing, oral can-
cer, sickle cell anemia, cervi-
cal cancer and lung capacity.
Counselors at the fair will give
advice to individuals on im-
proving their heath and will
make referrals when problems
are discovered.
The charge for a person
being screened is S6, $8 for
optional blood tests. It is
estimated that 35,000 people
are expected to take advan-
tage of the free screenings this
year at 50 different sites.
The Atlanta screening pro-
gram is being sponsored by
WSB-TV, American Red
Cross, Blue Cross and Blue
Shield, with over 250 other
medical/non-medical com-
munity organizations partici-
pating. At least 100 students
will be needed on Thursday,
April 17 and will receive lab
credit for their day spent at
the fair. Absences will be
excused from college classes
and free transportation and
food will be provided for the
volunteers.
Volunteers will be leaving
campus at 8 a.m. and re- need to attend
turning at approximately 9 session at 4:30 p.m., on
p.m. on the day of the health Sunday, April 6, in the Mazie
screening. Students will also Herin Hall amphitfieater.
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Thursday. March 20, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT ■ 7
Floor Hockey Action
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8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. March 20, 1980
iclassified ads
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•Married Students-
Pictures from the Sweet-
heart Banquet are finished.
You may pick them up at
Audio Visual in Lynn Wood
Hall.
•The fihn "In God We
Trust" will be shown Sun-
day, March 23, at 7 p.m. in
the Thatcher Hall chapel.
•Dear Auburn Admirer: 1
appreciate someone liking
IS much as you do; but
can I know if I like you
if I don't even know who
You
•To the cherry cheese-
cake maker — you still make
i delicious eating cheese-
cakes as you did in
Orlandol How am I to
■n the pie pan? RG
•Pegleg: Smile and re-
member the man upstairs
res. Goofy Boy
•Rafa: Te quiero mucho
y gracias por todo, especial
esos ratos de felicidad.
Love you.
PERSONALS
•To my Tiger: Thanks
for making these last two
months the best of, my life!
You're great and I love you
very much) The Rat in
Your Pocket.
•David Steen — I'm sure
you have enough sucrose
left in your bloodstream to
have a sweet Melkam
Lidet. thanks for being
such a wonderful friend.
Incidently, most dishwash-
ers are built to clean the
dishes the first time
through. Remember to
"look before you load! ' '
D andD
•Will the girl who
brought a message to the
Student Finance Office last
week regarding Vilma
Battiata please call 4332.
We would like to obtain her
new address. Thanks for
•Dear 87104, I'r
ing about you. I care for
you. Signed, Patient
(Nurses have patients!)
•Maurice Gamer, hope
you have a happy 21st
birthday.
PERSONALS
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would like to thank you for
flowers delivered Sabbath
to help make my Sabbath
that much more special.
Again, thank you very
much for making my day —
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Bob Hope
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"Red Cross
helps
veterans,too!"
The Student Mission's Club asi<s you
to join then in praying for two of the
SMs each weel<. TTiey wili also have an
aerogram available at the Student
Center desk so you may write a few
lines to each one. The student
missionaries teing remembered this
week are:
Mickey Kutzner
Ftoorkee SDA High School
Roorkee, India
Earl Smith
SDA English Conversational
School
Jakarta, Indonesia
southern mssionory college
the southern accent
Vol. 35, No. 21
March 27, 1980
College SMs
Refug
Summer
DDonna Kelly
Students planning their
schedule for next semester
might want to consider the
option of taking summer
classes in order to lighten
their class load for next fall.
' 'A student can earn as
much as 20 hours credit
during the summer," ex-
plained Dr. Larry Hanson,
academic dean.
The summer classes involve
four, four-week sessions. The
first session starts the week
following graduation. Regis-
tration for the first session will
be held the evening of May 4
with classes beginning the
following morning. Classes
end May 30.
Session to Begin May 5
The second session begins ends August 22.
June 2 and ends June 27; third
session is from June 30 Schedules for the
through July 25, and fourth sessions are now available
session begins on July 28 and the Admissions Office.
Showboat Theme of
Spring Talent Show
DBrenda Oakley
The SA spring talent show, and a first prize for each
entitled "Showboat," will be category,
held in the Physical Education
Center on Saturday evening,
March 29, at 8:15 p.m.
The program will consist of
16 acts divided into three
categories. The categories are
vocal, instrumental, and
novelty. There will be a grand
prize for the best perfi
ees m
DDana West
Alan Ruggles and Claudette
Caine along with six other
students from the other SDA
colleges recently left firom
Travis Air Force Base for
Thailand
All of the students dropped
out of college to serve as
student missionaries for six
months in the refugee camps
located along the Thai-
Cambodian border
The SM s calls came as a
result of the program in which
SMC students and faculty
donated S8125 for the Cam-
bodian relief project. The
money was sent to Seventh-
day Adventist World Services,
which is one of the organi-
Releave
Thailand
Besides the six students,
the Trans-lntemational 747
carried five medical personnel
from the Georgetown Medical
Center in Washington, D.C.
The two senior medical stu-
dents, two physicians and one
nurse have volunteered their
time to the Cambodian relief
project.
The other college students
are Paul Shobe from SAC,
Kathy Harrold from AUC,
Jeannie Lawry from UC and
Kevin Starr from PUC.
Both of the SMC students
spent last year as student
missionaries— Claudette in
Japan and Alan in Haiti.
Dan Pabon will be the
master of ceremonies for the
talent program. The judges
for the evening will be com-
prised of people living in the
nity.
1 free to the
SA to Install New Sound Systems
The Student Association
will be installing new sound
systems in the Talge Hall and
Thatcher Hall chapels within a
month.
Each system includes a pair
of Bose loudspeakers, a
Pioneer amplifier.
The total i
» microphones.
: of the equip-
ment is $3,296.
SA President Les Mussel-
white explained that this year
the SA has been careful with
the. money spent and assures
thq[t there are sufficient funds
toi cover the cost of the
equipment.
This proposal was approved
unanimously by the Student
Senate on Monday, March 17,
in<^!HA
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Letters to the Editor
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and then approved by the
general assembly on Thurs-
day, March 29, by a 5 to 1
margin.
The Student Association
will also be paying $605 for
one of the new typewriters
purchased for McKee Library.
The College purchased the
other two typewriters for
student use in the library.
The Student Senate also
approved the appropriation of
$600 for the purchase of an
additional game table and
chairs for the Student Center
lounge. Tliis is an addition to
the $1,500 appropriated
toward furniture now on order
for the lounge.
Choirs and Orchestra
Feature 7 Last Words
DDonette Lowe
The oratorio, "The Seven
Last Words of Christ" by
Theodore Du Bois, will be
performed by the Combined
Choirs and Symphony Or-
chestra of Southern Mission-
ary College, Saturday, March
29. at 8:30 and 11:20 a.m.
"worship services at the
CoUegedale Seventh-day Ad-
ventist church.
The oratorio follows the
scenes of Christ's death as
related through His seven
final declarations. Beginning
with "Father, forgive them for
they know not what they do,"
to the final, "It is finished.
The Combined Choirs con-
sist of the Collegiate Chorale,
directed by Don Runyan, and
the CoUegedale Choir, under
the direction of Larry Otto.
The SMC Symphony Orches-
tra is conducted by Orlo
Gilbert.
Vicki Pleasants, Sandra
Schiau, Glenn Holland, Ed
Keplinger. Evan Chesney,
and Elbert Tyson are featured
vocal soloists. Mrs. Judy
Glass will be the organist.
The public is invited to
attend the services.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, March 27, 1980 •. .,11 ^■^-''
Opinions
Zachrison Recollects and Praises College Life at SMC
Dear Editor;
It was a mere five years ago the major. SMC has LLU beat
that I was a freshman history by far-
major at good ol' Southern
Matrimony. Now I'm a senior I still enjoy reading The
Latin American studies major Southern Accent, as do a
at Loma Linda University, but couple of other SMC
the only reason I moved was who come around o
while to see if we have
collected another copy. Keep
up the good work — you have
an excellent college paper.
Steven DickerhofTs satire is
great — I especially enjoyed
Scratched Words Mar a Sabbath Blessing
the Dating Questionnaire he when I was there, the big
came up with in the February issue was over whether or not
21 issue. Also in that issue, I the men could have beards
noticed that Steven J. Speece and whether or not blue jeans
.thinks SMC has dress code could be worn in the cafeteria,
problems. Come to California, Sincerely,
Steve, and find out the real Jim L. Zackrison
meaning of dress code pro-
blems! You must have come a P.S. Is it still hard to get an
long way, though, because "A" from Uncle Ed?
Dear Editor:
Wasn't last Sabbath beauti- Lorenzo Grant shared the love
ful? Not a raindrop to be felt of God with us, and our
in Happy Valley. Spring was study-weary souls were re-
the order of the day! freshed.
We decided to praise our Momentarily, but unfor-
Lord at Talge Hall church, it gettably, thk» blessing was
was an excellent choice! Dr. interrupted by three scratched
The Whys of Carry-outs and
Coble Bread Questioned
words of obscenity on the pew
side in front of us.
The soloist sang, "I walked
today where Jesus walked,"
and we wondered if the author
of the words of shame in front
of us knew that Jesus walks
here today for him. Dear
Person, may it be your joy to
learn that Jesus cares for you
inspite of your lack of respect
for yourself and His house.
The D. L. Wrights
CoUegedale Home & Auto
Dear Editor:
On Saturday evening,
March 15, I went to the
cafeteria for supper, and they
gave almost everyone a carry- ,
out tray, even those going to '
eat in the cafeteria. They still
charged us 10 cents for the
cany-out tray. I don't think
they should have charged us
for the carry-out when we
.didn't even ask for one.
Another thing 1 would like
to say about the cafeteria is
that I wish they would start
making the coble bread every
Friday like they started to
in February. I used to look!
forward to going to supper on
Friday evenings just to get the
coble bread for my Sabbath
morning breakfast. Please
start making it again.
Thanks,
Joy Webster
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The Umbrella That Should Not be Put Away
It has been a common sight
on campus of late. It comes in
allsizestofit every need. It is
available in a rainbow of colors
and a wide spectrum of styles
to accomodate any individual
laste. There are few scenes
more colorful and captivating
than watching a foaming sea
of "it" returning from a
chapel — one of the basic ne-
cessities of life in Collegedale.
This past week we've no-
ticed some that approached
the size of canvas cathedrals,
and others that looked more
like a skull cap. We've heard
complaints that several, re-
John mcvoy
cently purchased, proved to be participants trying out substi-
defective merchandise. 0th- tutes: towels, jackets and the
ers have been sported around like.
campus limp and tattered The umbrella has many
from the storm. interesting characteristics: it
is very easy to lose, it is
This past monsoon season mobile, it can be shared, and
we have even seen a number for it to be effective, it must be
of very damp music festival firmly grasped.
Christ's protectiv
forgiveness is much like the
umbrella. It comes in a size
big enough for any need. It,
too, is mobile — it goes wher-
ever vou do. Like the um-
brella, it appeals to a broad
range of personalities — from
the docile to the dynamic.
Some people try substi-
tutes— none of which work for
long. It is possible to "pur-
chase" facsimilies that prove
to be defective and will grow
limp and tattered in the storm.
liie covering shelter of
Christ's righteousness can al-
Calkins to Speak at THEA Meeting
OFrank Roman
Alice Calkins, professor of sociation (THEA). The speech
home economics, will present will be given at the organi-
a special oration on her doc- zation's meetings in the Chat-
toral discertation to the Ten- tanooga Choo-Choo on March
! Home Economics As-
27.
MAINLY
EACH 5ELEC-norQ MLOlO IfOCLUDE^
CORRECTION:
The Atlanta Health Fair
will be open to anyone
interested in helping. It is
not limited to nursing stu-
dents. Sign up in Herin
Hall if you wish to partici-
ENERGY.
We can't
afford to
waste It.
I suppose every illustration
breetks down somewhere.
When the weather is nice you
can fold up an umbrella and
chuck it in the nearest comer.
Not so with Christ's forgive-
nes! It is needed no matter
what spiritual wind may blow.
You can never fold it up and
put it away.
And remember, like a large
golf umbrella, it's best when
it's shared.
Dr. Calkins' discertation
entitled, "Conforming and
Nonconforming Food Related
Behavior, Values and Socio-
demographic Characteristics
of Young Adults." studied two
different groups according to
religion, region, income and
the ways each spend their
time and money.
Forty exhibitors from all
across the United States will
also display the latest in
contemporary home furnish-
ings at the convention. Work-
shops will also be conducted
throughout the day.
Guest speakers from nu-
ganizations will make pre-
sentations on home economic
related topics.
Distinguished speakers
such as Jo Von Neida, Mary Jo
Cochran (THEA coordinator)
and Barbara Keating, presi-
dent of Consumer Alert Incor-
porated, will be at the sessions
to answer questions that deal
with the changing economy.
street beat
by patti gentry
How do you feel about having
music festival held at SMC?
Rick Birkhead. sophomore, pre-physical therapy. Calhoun.
Ga. : I really enjoyed it. Not only did it add musical variety, but
it also added variety to the females on campus.
Tonua Barley, senior, commumcations. Decator. Ala.: I
didn't enjoy it as much as I have in the past but that's because I
wasn't involved as much this time. I think it's great for the kids
who come and the people who get to hear it,
Joy Webster, sophomore, office administration, Henderson-
ville. Tenn.: It's all right, except for the kids are running
around and the cafeteria lines are long.
Lori Fales. freshman, office administration, Hagerstown.
Md.: I think it's nice that we can associate with some different
kids from the academies.
Mike Stone, senior, industrial technology. Columbia, S.C.:
Personally, I liked it — enjoyed it in academy and brought back
good memories. Since I'm a choir member, I especially enjoyed
the festival choir numbers.
Bill Lopes, sophomore, communications, Pawtucket, R.I.: I
don't mind it at all — didn't get a chance to hear much of their
music but it's a good opportunity for the academy students to
get a taste of college life.
David May, freshman, chemistry, Elizabethton, Tenn.: I
wasn't here this weekend, but I enjoyed listening to my stereo
at home.
Mark Stubbs, jreshman, nursing, Ringgold, Ga. : Oh I think
it's wonderful, it's inspiring, groovy (ha ha). We should have
; rock concerts (i.e. Ted Nugent).
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- THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, March 27, 1980
ANNOUNCEMENTS
iclassified adsi
ANNOUNCEMENTS
PERSONALS
PERSONALS
•Here is Alan Ruggles'
and Claudette Caine's
address— c/o Dick Hall
Adventist Relief Crew,
GPO Box 613, Bangkok,
Thailand. Please write
•Thank you from Leaves
of Autumn. Leaves of
Autumn wishes to thank
those who took part in our
recent penny drive to help
with the expenses of our
literature. The amount
raised was $162.50. We
appreciate your help in this
endeavor. Johnny Lazor,
Leaves of Autumn.
•"The Prince and the
Pauper," a Mark Twain
classic, will be shown
March 30 at 7 p.m. in the
Thatcher Hall chapel.
Sponsored by the English
Club.
•Summer Financial Aid
Applications are now avail-
able in the Student Finance
Office, if you will need
financial aid assistance for
your summer classwork.
;e pick up an appU-
cation, complete it and
return it to the Student
Finance Office as soon as
possible. There will be
work- study money avail-
able for those students who
; interested in being on
work-study on or off cam-
pus this summer. Off
campus. for example,
would be camp. Please
stop by the Student Finance
Office immediately to pick
up your apphcation as pro-
cessing of these applica-
tions will soon begin.
•Attention all Students
and Faculty; They're here!
The Big Fat Chattanooga
Discount Book*. Over $300
worth of savings on food,
creation in the Chattanooga
area — all in one book for
only S5, May pay cash or
put on I.D. Faculty and
Johnny Lazor at 396-3630 or
see him in the Student
Center. Women's dorm,
contact Neroli Hills at 396-
4100, or Thatcher Hall,
room 619..
FOR SALE
•For Sale: Women's
hiking boots, size 7. A
ladies down jacket, 100%
goose down filler, navy
blue. Size 7-9, never been
worn. Will sell at whole-
sale price at which it was
purchased. Call Cindy at
4109.
•For Sale: Pair of
proofed hiking boots.'
Brand new at a wholesale
price. Call Tricia at 4495.
LOST
•Missing — Black ski coat
with white yoke and side
zipper pockets. size
medium. Last seen at
Coliegedale Academy,
March 17, during the per-
formance of "Family
Portrait." Mygia
in the pocket and without
them 1 can't see a thingi If
you have any information,
please leave a message in
Thatcher Box 318 or call
Michelle at 4454.
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PERSONALS
•Dear TAB! (Yes, you])
Let's go bike riding this
Sabbath! You're depleting
my stationery (but it's
cheerfully done). So hurry
and call. Have a GREAT
day. Cheerio! Y.F.
•Hey D.M.H. Had a
great time at Camp
Kulaqua! The reflections
in the swamp were beauti-
ful, especially the ones of
you! Hope your day is full
' of daffodils and purple
violets! Love, Rag.
•Tim Cook — Good ques-
tion; Kathy Hanson — Good
answer; Camp Kulaqua — A
great place. Congratula-
•Farito — How's your
love-life? How about drop-
ping me a line or two? Let
me know your address, at
least. You know I graduate
place in the whole U.S.A.!
See you at campfire ves-
pers! Signed, L. F./ S. N.
•Dear Kim and Renee,
How is it that you two are
such "swingers?" I have
marveled at you "wild and
crazy" girls for many a day,
since I myself, love to
"cruise!" (For alas, I too
am but a "swinger" by
nature. Sometime we will
have to "cruise" together,
no?). George, the Czecho-
slovakian Swinger.
•Attention Dr. Malin
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Doug,
Happy 23rd to you. Love,
Dave, Peggy, Tricia, Dana
and Melissa.
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Vol. 35, No. 22
Plane Crash Kills Two Men
DTricia Smith
Goldman P. Maynaid. 36, of
Apison. Tenn.. and Phillip M.
Gass, Jr., 21, of Trenton, Ga.,
were killed in a plane crash in
East Hamilton County
Wednesday, March 26, at 6:41
p.m.
Maynard, pilot of the craft,
was described as an
experienced pilot, had rented
the craft from the Collegedale
Airport just 10 minutes before
the crash.
The plane crashed in the
back yard of Mr. and Mrs-
Leigh Smith, skidded several
yards and flipped over, pin-
ning both men in the smashed
Tri-Community Fire
Department rescuers called in
on the crash and found
Maynard dead in the craft.
Gass was revived but died
minutes after being carried to
Erlanger Medical Center in
Chattanooga.
Friends of the pilot who
rushed to the scene after the
crash said that Maynard had
been banking the craft low to
Bill Jones Road, planning to
buzz the home of his cousin.
After striking 161.000-volt
TVA power lines the plane
crashed less than 100 yards
from the cousin's house.
One block away, Marc
Edwards, a volunteer with the
Tri-Community Fire Depart-
ment, was standing in his
driveway talking with his
father when the crash
occurred, "We heard a plane
and stepped over to where we
could see it. My father said
that the plane was flying too
low. It was in a slight left
back in a descending pattern.
Right after we saw it, the
plane hit the TVA lines. He
lost a wing and went into a
spin and flip and it ^tatted
straight down."
TVA engineers were called out
after the incident to inspect
the high-voltage lines strung
over Bill Jones Road, but none
of the lines had broken.
The small Cessna 150 U
destroyed in the crash was a
new plane with less than 100
hours of flight time on it.
Hamilton County Sheriff
officials roped off the area
around the crash sight in the
Smith's back yard late Wed-
nesday night. They were
awaiting the arrival of Federal
Aviation officials from
Knoxville to begin an investi-
SDA Publishing Houses to Merge
The smallest and the second
largest of three Seventh-day
Adventist publishing houses
in the Unijed States have
agreed to / operate jointly
under one management.
The decision was made in
Washington. D.C., Mar. 20, at
a joint constituency meeting
involving both houses. The ■
smallest, the Southern Pub-
lishing Association, is located
in Nashville, Tennessee, and
the second largest, the Review
and Herald Publishing Asso-
ciation is located in Washing-
ton. D.C.
Talks of a more earnest
nature, which lead up to this
'agreehient, had been held in
both Nashville and Washing-
Elder and Mrs. H. H. Schmidt are presented a plague and
lowers by Dr. and Mrs. Frank Knittel as Elder Schmidt retires
IS the chairman o(the SMC's Board of Trustees.
jnside
ton over the past six months.
All assets and liabilities of
both houses will be combined
under the cooperative struc-
ture. The corporate name
under the merger will be
Review and Herald Publishing
Association. However, pub-
lications under both names
will continue.
Harold F. Otis, Jr., general
manager of the Review and
Herald, has been elected to
manage the joint operation.
The complete set of new
officers will be elected on
April 3. W. Ross Wollard,
general manager of Southern,
Publishing Association, plans
to retire this fall.
The joint operation is an
outgrowth of the need to
utilize the high-speed, sophis-
ticated equipment already in
operation at the Washington,
D.C. plant. A 31-inch web
press on order for delivery to
the Review and Herald will be
installed in the Nashville
plant. To further curb infla-
tion, the Southern Publishing
Association has also imple-
mented several cost- cutting
and income-providing
Guest Editorial
Sports Highlights
It has been suggested that
ihe Washington plant print
the four, full-color monthly
journals and the subscription
books. The Nashville opera-
tion will include trade books,
learning materials and Bibles.
CABL Sponsors Swim Meet
DGinni Lingerfelt
Collegiate Adventists for
Better Living (CABL) is spon-
soring a swimming meet
Sunday, April 6, at 7 p.m. in
the Physical Education Center
Tedd Webster is coordina^
tor of the event, and the team
captains are Jack Bowen and
Bud Greenlee.
There will be events for
both men and women and a
100-yard coed freestyle relay.
Several different categories
are to be featured including
the 50-yard division of the four
Olympic strokes of freestyle,
backstroke, breaststroke, and
butterfly. In the 100-yard
divisiop there will be the coed
freestyle relay, team medley
and individual medley. The
200-yard division will be the
quarter mile freestyle medley .r
The diving competition will
consist of five different dives.
The jacknife and front layout
will be required of each diver
and the three other dives are
optional. The Olympic rule of
a head first entry will be
followed.
Cookie Byrd who bought the
new lane dividers for the pool
this year will also donate a
record plaque. CABL will be
awarding ribbons for the
individual events.
Chairs will be set up at the
poolside, and everyone is
invited to come and enjoy the
Anderson Lecture Series
to Feature Merchandiser
The business department's
E.A. Anderson Lecture Series
will feature Mark Ramey on
Thursday, April 3, at 8 p.m.
The lecture will be held in
Summerour Hall, Room 105.
Ramey, the merchandising
manager of the J. C. Penny
Co. in Eastgate Mall. wiU
speaJc on "Merchandising
with the J. C. Penny Co."
He began working with J.
C. Penny as a management
trainee at the Eastgate loca-
tion in Chattanooga, and in
Sept.. 1979 was promoted to
merchandise manager of
men's clothing and
Students taking the class
nust be present at 7:45 p.m.
o take a quiz over the last
ecture presented by Susan
Herring of the Taxpayer
Service.
The lecture is open to the
public interested in attending.
Music Dept.
Presents Final
Home Concert
DTricia Smith
The SMC Symphony
Orchestra and Die Meister-
singers with conductors Orlo
Gilbert and Dr. Marvin
Robertson will be presenting a
combined concert in the P.E.
Center Saturday. April 5. at 8
p.m.
Student artist Jenine
Fryling, a violin major at
SMC. will be performing the
Lalo Symphonie Espaenole'
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, April 3. 1980
Opinions
Guest editorial by Greg Vital
Across the nation the Presidential Primaries have begun.
This selection process provides the voters of individual states
the opportunity to make their choice for the Republican and
Democratic candidates for president. On May 6, 1980,
Tennessee voters will be able to participate in its first
Presidential Primary. Already the major candidates in both
political parties are beginning to emerge.
New Deal Democrats seem to find continuing hope for their
liberalism in selecting Ted Kennedy. Loyal Democrats are
attempting to follow their incumbent leader Jimmy Carter.
On the Republican side Ronald Reagan has taken a decisive
lead. His strong stands on American leadership and fiscal
responsibility have made him acceptable to both conservatives
and independents. George Bush is struggling to attract
moderates who wish Gerald Ford had decided to run. And John
Anderson, the only "liberal Republican", is finding his support
mainly dissatisfied Democrats and Independents.
All political philosophies are represented. Never before has
America needed new leadership and direction. Our choices on
May 6 can help set our nation's destiny. Don't wait until
November to elect a new president. Act now to make your
choice for the man who can best represent you in November.
Vote May 61
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The Students' Responsibility to Their College
Dear Editor:
Each person who becomes
affiliated with an institution,
whether it be social, industrial
or educational, not only bene-
fits ft-om the organization, but
takes unto himself certain
obligations. Every student
attending SMC enjoys all the
benefits that the college offers
and in turn is responsible for
fulfilling certain roles speci-
fied or unspecified hy the
college.
What is my responsibility to
the college? As a student I am
expected to support the prin-
ciples, philosophies and ob-
jectives of the college. This
does not mean that 1 must
subscribe to the status quov
thus perpetuating present
patterns of conduct, thought
and practice. I may strive to
bring about changes,
improvements or modifica-
tions within the established
parameters and still be loyal to
my school.
If, as responsible students,
we recognize our fellow
students departing from the
"path of rectitude" into forms
of conduct that are frowned
upon by the college, then by
applying appropriate negative
sanctions we could help
uphold the standards of our
institution. Not only must we
seek to benefit educationally
or otherwise, but we must
seek to enhance the s
The I
i of
le or prestige of a
college is dependent not so
much on its lecturers or
president, but rather upon the
nature of its student popula-
tion. SMC will not rise any
higher in the esteem of the
public than the perceptions
society holds of her students.
Let us, therefore, remove from
our campus those patterns of
behavior which are not whole-
some and which are counter-
productive to us and the
college. Let SMC remain an
oasis in the valley for God's
beloved children.
Sincerely,
Herbert Shand
Shall we continue on in your life as a registered voter? You'
have registered, haven't you?
Well, the next step, after getting the go-ahead vote from the
post office, is to decide who in the worid to help to the Oval
Office. In order to do that, one must know who is in the race
(this is where intelligence comes in). Follow up on each
potential presidential hopeful. Who are they? What were they
and why? What are their goals? Evaluate the kind of education '
and experience they possess. Investigate what they have to
offer as well as their social and family life. How do they conduct
themselves?
Just think a minute. The person who is elected will guide our
country through wealth and poverty, in sickness and health, for
four years. The least you can do is decide, intelligently and
maturely, who to choose. Talking to others and getting their
ideas might be helpful also.
Straighten up and pay attention 1 The person who gets
elected will see some of us through college and suggest laws
that can help or hinder your first years in "the real worid."
Wouldn't it be nice to know something about him? dlw
Dwell on Positive Aspects not '*Hang-ups"
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ary College, the Seventh-day
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Dear Hditor:
We'd like to express our
appreciation for the article
' 'Tired of Complaints and
Cuts" in the last issue of the
Accent. We've been wanting
to say something like that for
quite some time and just never
did. It seems so easy to miss
the real reason of being here
by getting "hung-up" on
issues not essential to our
education or our salvation.
It's like a love relationship.
If we dwell on the negative
aspects, the negative aspects
become foremost in our minds-
and the beautiful, positive
aspects once held in top
priority go unspoken of and
may eventually slip into '
why not enjoy the hedge of about the thorns,
roses instead of brushing Joy Thomas
them off and complaining Randy Aldridge
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Thursday. April 3, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
Cold Shower Taker Experiences Trauma
It happens every morning at then, only fay accident,
exactly 5 a.m. Doors on the alarm clock can't be si
dark hall creak open and that early. It's a federal
One
Steven dickerhoff
shadowy figures in long, to make alarm clocks that can
hooded bathrobes appear be set for 6:30 a.m. or earlier,
holding candles. They form 1 don't have anything
into a group and begin their personally against cold
daily pilgrimage. When they showers because I've never
reach their destination the taken one. By the time I get
candles are extinguished, and "P at 7 a.m., all the cold vi-ater
the robes are placed on small is gone. The thing I don't like
chrome-plated hooks. They is when you're standing
place themselves correctly, underneath a nice warm
turn the knob with the blue shower dreaming about the
circle on it, and begin their beach, and the person next to
day with a blast of cold water, you is dreaming about Alaska
I've viewed this spectacle and part of his dream is
only a couple of times and splashing on you I
morning four guys were taking
hot showers while one Eskimo
was doing the Alaska thing.j
and they are still finding
pieces of his bodym the drain.
Also, people who take cold
showers usually jog, have
great tans and are always
doing healthy things like
mentioning Sherri Kelly in
your column because she
asked you to, always wearing
the CK. ... On second
thought, I could at least try a
cold shower,
Don'tget me wrong. I don't
have anything against
showers. It's the cold part that
bothers me. Every time I see
a Canadian, 1 start to shiver. I
once got frostbite from hang-
ing around Les Musselwhite
too long. (He's so cool.) I put .
hot sauce on ice cream and Georgia too long,
have a hard time compre- But to all the people who
take cold showers seriously,
bending numbers below 32. I next time take your shower
guess I've been living in after me.
street beat
l^^^by patti gentry
If there was a fire in the
dorm, what would you grab
first? ^
Lori Tarr, freshman, psychology. Forest City, Fla.:
3e a tie between my pictures and ping pong paddles
Home Concert i
accompanied by the orchestra.
Narrator for the concert will
be Marcia Hildreth. ventrilo-
quist, who has traveled with
the Die Meistersingers this
year as official narrator and is
a favorite wherever they go.
Featured in the concert will
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be a wide variety of musical
styles by the orchestra,
including works ranging from
Sibelius' Finlandia to Rogers'
Oklahoma.
Sacred spirituals and
Bruce Kryger. sophomore, chemistry. South Lancaster,
Mass.: My Steve Martin album, saxophone and baseball glove.
Alex Vincent, junior, chemistry. Haiti: My pants.
Frances Piper, senior, nursing. Victoria. B.C., Canada:
familiar American patriotic Probably my robe first, then my birth certificate and pictures,
numbers will be performed by
the Die Meistersingers. Becky Wooley, senior, nursing. Lakeland. Fla.: I'd get an
This final home concert for armful of clothes, my purse, and jump out the window,
the two groups culminates a
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Bazaar is
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The annual Spring Bazaai
organized by the Greater
Collegedale Home and School
Association, is scheduled for
Easter Sunday, April 6, from
10 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the
Collegedale Plaza.
The fair-type event is a
fiindraising project for Spald-
ing Elementary School to help
raise money to finish the
remodeling of the kitchen.
Food and refreshments will
be available. Everything from
Mexican to Southern cuisine
will be sold, and homemade
bread will be a special feature.
Several midsouthem crafts-
men will be displaying their
handiwork along the
promenade. Mrs. Rennle
Fisher is to be in charge of the
Visitors are welcomed to
bring things to sell at the flea
market. Those interested in
participating should call Bettie
Chastain at 396-2776.
4 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. April 3, 1980
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
•S.E.A. Adventure
outing to Cades Cove and
Gatlinburg on April 12.
There will be hikiDg at
Cades Cove, lunch and
supper will be provided
(charged on I.D. cards),
Saturday night will be in
Gatlinburg, return to SMC
late Saturday night.
1 Tickets will be on sale
from Mar. 26 until Apr. 4.
S.E.A. members, $3, non-
S.E.A. members. $4. Get
your tickets from Mrs.
Morford in the Ed. Dept.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
There is limited space so
get your tickets as soon as
possible. The bus leaves
from in front of Wright Hail
at 8 a.m., Apr. 12.
•Heyl Fellow class-
raatesl Have you been to
Ankar's Hoagies by Hills
on Brainerd Road? They
have the best hoagies and
subs I've ever eateni -The
onion rings must come from
Texas— huge! Prices are
great, too. See ya there!
Weekdays, 10 - 11; week-
ends, 10 - 12.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
■Fellow students of
SMC. 1 would like to corre-
spond with one of you as a
pen pal. I am a high school
student from Ghana and
have heard a lot about
SMC. My name is Daniel
Gyimah and I would like to
be a pen pal. I like reading,
photography, music,
sports and exchanging
postcards. I am 17 years
old. My address is: SDA
Secondary School, P.O. Box
45, Bekwai, Ghana.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
•The film "Man of
Steel" will be shown
Sunday, April 6, at 7 p.m.
in Thatcher Hall. All are
welcome.
•Renee and Paige
Lambeth are having a
baby! An Agape supper
type shower will be held at
the Apison SDA church at 6
p.m., April 11 before the
Friday evening fellowship
so bring fruity A group gift
will be purchased with
donations brought to the
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Student Center desk by
April 9.
•The Men's Club of
Talge Hall is sponsoring a
weight lifting meet at 8
p.m., Sunday, April 6, in
the Talge Hal! weight
room. There will be power
lifts of bench press and
dead lift. All are invited to
come watch the meet.
•Help! Riders needed to
Asheville, N.C., April 4.
Leaving at 2 p.m. Leave
note in A-16 Talge if in-
terested or call 396-4995.
Spring Sports Highlights
It's spring! And the SMC
sports scene is bursting with
action. Hockey season is in
full swing in both the Men's
and the Women's Floor
Hockey Leagues. Four women
teams and eight men teams
make up the league this year.
Tuesday and Thursday
evenings are the time to catch
them in action in the gym.
It's also the season for
soccer and, despite torrential
rains, the sport is alive and
kicking. Games are scheduled
for Monday and Wednesday
evenings — if you're brave
enough to venture out you can
find two of the five coed
(muddy) teams enthusiasti-
cally running the field.
CABL is sponsoring a swim
meet on Sunday. April 6, for
all those who haven't had
enough of this wet weather.
Events begin at 7 p.m. at the
college pool (the suggestion
that it be held in the larger
pool that was once the golf
course was discarded because
it doesn't include a regulation
diving board.) and will include
450 yard freestyle, 200 yard
freestyle, 100 yard team and
individual medleys, 100 yard
coed freestyle, as well as 50
yard crawl, breaststroke,
backstroke and butterfly
Diving
events will also be held. Two
20 member coed teams will
compete in this meet.
A Badminton Singles Elimi-
nation Tournament is also
underway. Players winning
two out of three games elimi-
nate their opponents and take
the round. The final or third
round is expected to be com-
pleted by April 16.
Rowland Knight emerged at
the top of the heap in the
Raquetball Singles Elimina-
tion Tournament to hold the
championship this year. Mark
Tuuri captured second place
and Ron Shaffer and Ken
Neubrander ■
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Thursday
Vol. 35, No. 23
College Days Comes
Again to SMC
The annual college days
weekend is scheduled for
Sunday, April 13, and Mon-
day. April 14. Students from
13 academies in the Southern
Union will be met on Sunday,
April 13, at Four-Corners and
brought to the campus with
the traditional parade.
Sunday night, there will be
3 joint worship to familiarize
the prospective students with
college life.
The SA's Candlelight pro-
gram will be on that evening
at 9;45 p.m. in the cafeteria.
The SA officers for 1980-81
will be introduced during the
program; refreshments will
also be served.
At any time between 10
a.m. and 2 p.m., ACT and
CLEP tests may be arranged
to be taken between 2 and 6
p.m. Sunday, or between 1
and 5 p.m., Monday. Sun-
day's schedule* also includes
games and recreation. The
evening program entitled,
"Search for the Summit," will
be presented by Jim
Whittaker, internationally-
known mountain climber and
leader of the 1975 and 1978
American K-2 expeditions to
Mt. Everest.
The afternoon performance
of "The Music Man" will also
be available to college days
guests.
Monday activities include a
continental breakfast, music,
and a brief academic convoca-
tion; then the opportunity for
each participant to visit the
department of his or her
Lowe to Speak on Capital
Formation of Industries
Todd H. Lowe, district
manager of US Steel will be
the guest speaker at the E. A.
Anderson Lecture Series.
Lowe will be addressing the
clai
US
of
United States Steel in St. Paul,
Minnesota, in 1965 as a stock
record clerk. The next year he
was named inventory- cost
In 1968 he moved to US
Steel Supply in Chicago where
he was appointed
manager of material control.
He was named manager of
operations services in 1971
and was appointed to the
position of manager of mate-
rial control in 1975. In 1976 he
was appointed manager of US
Steel Roof Deck in Birming-
ham, Alabama. He assumed
his present post in April of
1979.
The lecture s
8 p.m. in Sui
Room 105 and
public. Stude:
i begins at
class must be present at 7:45 ^"^ of the tell-tale signs that spring has finally arrived.
to take a qui:
previous lecture.
the
Whittaker to Recount Adventure
Polish Singers ^11
Perforin April 19
nDonnette Lowe
The Polish Advent Singers
will perform in concert Satur-
day, April 19. in the College-
dale Seventh-day Adventist
church at 3:30 p.m.
The group is composed of
ten young Christians from
Poland. Its repertoire in-
cludes not only religious
selections, but also fine folk
music of the expressive Polish
land.
The members of the grou[-
with
ence. While some are still
studying music, others have
finished graduate music
schools. Several of the group
members previously sang with
another well-known .group,
Advent Sound. They perform
as a group for the sole purpose
of sharing their hope and
belief in the soon coming of
Christ.
The program will be a
presentation of contemporary
church music performed in the
Polish style.
DMelissa Smith
The Artists Adventure
Series will be presenting
mountain climber James
Whittaker Sunday, April 13, at
8 p.m. in the Physical Educa-
tion Center.
In 1963 Whittaker was the
first American to stand atop
Mount Everest. After com-
In Pakistan, 900 mUes
northwest of Everest is the
Karahoram range of the
Himalayas. One of the peaks,
K-2, had been ascended only
twice, but never siiccessfully
insido
■ 'Boots ' ' Kuhlman Retires
p. 2
-Music Man 'to Play
p. 5
1975, Whittaker led an
attempt on K-2, but severe
storms and porter strikes end-
ed this hope.
Whittaker,^ undaunted by
the previous failure, led an-
other expedition in 1978. He,
his wife Dianne, and other
team members hiked the
treacherous K-2. Two men,
against many odds, reached
the summit.
Whittaker will be recount-
ing this adventure for
Collegedale, and his story was
also featured in National
, Geographic 's May, 1979
Tickets may be purchased at
the Student Center desk for
$2, or $.50 for ID card holders.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday. April 10, 1980
editorial
TTiere are certain traditional signs of spring one,looks for around
April— the first robin, the budding of the first crocus, and so on.
After two years in Happy Valley, I have schooled myself to look
beyond these obvious tokens of spring and delve further for the true
emblems. I've come up with quite a few.
First, look around you during a class period (if that's where
you've decided to go) and note how many people aren't there. If
you aren't in class, take a look around the dam, recognize anyone?
Pay attention to the peculiar and nauseatingly sweet smell of Sea
and Ski coconut oil wafting through the dorms and every other place
imaginable. After you "scence" the Tropical Blend, watch for the
color variations on the sun enthusiasts faces. I 've found they range
|from a bright lobster red to a murky mud brovm. Their bodies also
tend to have a slightly slippery appearance.
Another symbol is the lack of winter steam rising up out of
strategic camoflouged corners.
Also, around springtime I find that mem-
tiers of the opposite sex have trouble walking
straight, they must lean on one another in
order to get anywhere.
These are just a few of the signs, if you've
been looking closely, you'll find that most of
them are somewhat observable.
Even without the Good Humor ice cream
man, spring has come to SMC.
— dlw
Anderson Accepts Call to
Washington Conference
DTricia Smith
Elder Ben Anderson, youth
pastor of Collegedale Church,
has accepted a call from the
Washington Conference and
will be moving May 15 to
Bothell, Washington.
Pastor Anderson and his
wife, Doyleen, came here from
Takoma Park, Maryland, two
years ago where was associate
pastor of the Takoma Park
Church.
Elder Anderson will be the
Area Director of Personal
Evangelism and will be sing-
ing for evangelism crusades.
He also will be teaching
witnessing classes which last them.
three months at a time to
laymen in the churches of the
Washington Conference.
Mrs. Anderson is now the
secretary for Ron Barrow,
director of Recruitment and
Retention. "The rewards of
this job have been priceless. I
have met so many students
that 1 might not have known."
The Andersons will be ac-
companied by their sons Ben
and Barney and their daughter
"We will miss everyone,"
Mrs, Anderson expressed,
"and if anyone is passing our
Id enjoy seeing
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Thursday. April 10. 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
Dr. "Boots" Kuhlman Retires After 34 Years
n Dana West
"I originally started out in
ptiysics, but when I switched
colleges, they didn't offer it there
so I went Into biology instead,"
Dr. H. H. "Boots" Kuhlman
rememtjered.
Dr. Kuhlman will retire this
semester after 34 years of teach-
ing. He estimates he's taught
between 8,000 and 10,000 stu-
dents since he came here in 1946.
Dr. Kuhlman is chairman of the
biology department and teaches
classes in anatomy, physiology
and biology. He will remain on
the faculty staff as a part-time
instructor.
His office is packed with every
kind of biology book imaginable.
He's also kept every record txwk
he has used since coming here,
over 34 grade txMks all tolled.
During his biology training at
Emmanuel Missionary College
(Andrews), "Boots" enjoyed
"working with live material that
the Lord created" the more he
studied, the more it pointed to the
creation. This is what he tries to
get through to his students.
After graduating rrom EMC,
Dr. Kuhlman taught in high
schools in Oklahoma, Michigan
and Tennessee before coming
here. He received his master at
Peabody College in Nashville and
his Ph.D. at the University of
Tennessee- Knoxville.
He sums up his experiences at
SMC as "enjoyable and highly
rewarding in that when I pick up
an Adventist journal, I'll see the
name of a student I taught doing
something worthwhile. It's a
goodfeeling." A good part of the
faculty had him for an instructor.
Dr. Kuhlman is looking forward
to "catching his breath" and,
perhaps doing some traveling
after retirement.
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A Lineage That's Better Than William Bray's
He had his Bachelor of
Divinity degree— from
Harvard. His name. William
Bray, had a certain historic
ring to it. As he showed us
through the old plantation
home, inherited from past
generations, stories and facts
poured out like ice from the
CK's ice machine- The house
was built in 1837 by another
William Bray. During the
Civil War, silverware and
china were secreted -around
the spring to evade the forag-
ing troups of General
Sherman. The house was
ransacked, but the plates were
preachers. William O. Bray addition to the home in the with beautiful,
was a Methodist minister. His- early 1900's by planting " "-"■ *—^"'"
much-faded picture was after
William's
lines tenderly washed the
„,_ ^ .,_„ _ andfie'ld after field sides of the rolling hills
dominated by a patriarchal of daffodils— 26 varieties in springing from them. And
beard. He had preached on all. Their beauty adorned and always, there were the
^ — ^^^^^^^M^^^^^^ii ^ daffodils on a clear spring day
* was a true delight.
On the hike back, we
stopped at the daffodil bulb
house which was now a study
for William. On the wall hung
the Bray family pedigree
which had been retrieved from
a small town just south of
London. The chart began with
William the Conqueror's pre-
sentation of a tract of land to
yet another WilHam Bray in
1086. For a "PK" with
John mcvay
the stumps of Marthasville — perfumed the spring day.
modern Atlanta. The stumps
served as his pulpit because William took us for a long
the first church had yet to be hike around the 140 acres that
built in the small settlement, remained from previous
family of Minni^ Bray had made her thousands. Reflecting ponds
personal "roots' ' in many
places and no place in particu-
lar, it was a fairy tale. Oh, to
have such lineage!
I do — and better.
"But to all who did receive
him, to those who hi
ed him their allegi
gave the right to
children of God. no
any human stock o
fleshly desire of :
father, but the offspring of
God himself." (John 1:12.13
NEB)
"The offspring of God Him-
self!" My lineage goes back
forever, "and forever is a,
long, long time."
nee, he
become
born of
human
Chorale Presents
"The Music Man"
DDonnette Lowe
Meredith Willson's two-act
musical ' 'The Music Man' '
will be performed by the
Collegiate Chorale in the
CoUegedale Academy Audi-
torium. Performances will be
given Sunday, April 13, at 3
p.m. and 8 p.m., and Monday,
April 14, at 7:30 p.m.
Set in the small town of
River Ci^, Iowa, in 1910, the
play follows Professor Harold
Hill, a traveling salesman, in
his attempts to convince the
townspeople that he is a
musician. While he tries to
change the town's way of life,
there is a touch of romance in
Hill's pursuit of the town
librarian, Marian. As Hill
becomes enamoured with the
good people of Iowa, he finds
that he is becoming an upright
citizen instead of changing the
The play is under the direc-
tion of Don Runyan, associate
professor of music, with
CORRECTION
Registration for the first for this session will be held
summer session will nor be April 14 to 25. Students may
held Sunday evening. May 4, also register Monday, May 5,
as previously reported last which is the first day of the
issue. Advance registration session, without penalty.
-Elbert Tyson, stage director.
Jody Watkins plays the part of
Professor Hill, with Kathe
Mathieu as Marian the
librarian. Dr. Marvin L.
Robertson, music department
chairman, will appear as the
Town Mayor Shinn. Eulalie
M. Shinn will be portrayed by
Tammy Barnett. Cindy Jo
Anderson, Donnie Keele, and
Scott Aycock will appear as
townspeople. Chucky Neall, a
Spalding Elementary student,
will play the child character,
Winthrop.
Dr. Robert L. Sage,
professor of music, will pro-
vide piano accompaniment, in
addition to a ten-member pit
orchestra.
Admission will be S2.50 per
person. Tickets for advanced
seating can now be purchased
at the Student Center desk.
SMC students can charge
tickets to their student
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Thursday, April 10, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 5
What Steven Would Like to Have Written
I wos given the opportunity
write 24 articles this year.
at's a lot of times to say
at you want to, but now as
we come to the end of another
school year, I find that there'''
e that could be said. So in
this week's column, ray next
0 the last for the year, I have
reserved it for writing about
;tories I never write for one
eason or another.
One possibility was "A Day
in the Life of a Theology
Vlajor." but since there
ivasn't enough material to fill
1 whole column, 1 didn't write
One I really wanted to write
vas "The Reason I Didn't Get
Asked to the Women's Recep-
Steven dickerhoff
tion." It would have been
hard, since I don't know the
reason why I didn't get asked.
The one that would have
helped a lot of people, "What
You Can Do on a Saturday
Night when the Saxophone
Quartet Concert is Sold Out,"
wasn't written because every-
body already knew what to
do — anything else!
"The Ten Rationalizations
Kamienneski^ Stanaway
to Run in Marathon
□ Ginni Lingerfejt
SMC student Ian Stanaway
ind Physical Education In-
tor Bob Kamieneski will
unning in the Boston
Marathon. This jogger's
dream begins at 12 p.m. on
April 21.
The 26 mile, 375 yard race
in Hopkinton, Mass.,
ind ends at the aptly named
Providential Center.
Kamieneski and Stanaway
) definite training pro-
gram. Basically they eat what
but
judgment. They do stay away
from sugar, though, and have
Both men average 11 miles
a day, 20 miles on some days.
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for Skipping your Eight
O'clock Class' " was bound for
success, but I cr>uld only think
of two. They are— my health
is more important than my
grades, and I went last week.
1 was going to do "Dating
Questionnaire, Part Two," but
the P.E. majors promised that
they would release my family
unharmed if I said 1 wouldn't
"The Good Ole Days" was
going to be a trip down
memory lane, back to the
beginning of the year when —
gas was only 90 cents a gallon.
you still had four chapel skips
to use, midterm exams hadn't
yet broken your determination
for a 4.00 GPA and you still
referred to fmal exams like
you do a distant great-aunt.
But now life has changed. I
would have written this one
but at the beginning of the
year when there was still nine
months of school, but now
there's only three weeks left.
One I .was really going to
enjoy researching was "Dean
Campbell: Man or Myth?" 1
was compiling evidence to
support both views, when 1
and compensate their running
with weight training.
Because of the premarathon
requirement of a qualifing
race. Stanaway and Kamien-
eski have not "officially en-
tered, but they feel that going
to the race and participating
will be a good experience and
something to work for in the
future.
"Through running, there is
an excellent chance to show
off something that not many
others have — that is our
health message," said
Stanaway.
Kamieneski summed it up
succinctly with, "Man was
CHflTTArtOOCA'5 FirOESf 50UP t- SALAp IJESTAURAW-T
Morrison Earns Honors
n Melissa Smith
Modem Languages Instruc-
tor Dr. Robert Morrison was
certified as a national trans-
lator of Spanish in March.
The rigorous exam, over
commercial and technical
material in Spanish, allows
only two errors. Morrison
successfully completed the
test on tiis first try and his
name is now listed on the
National Translators Certifi-
cation Service register.
When there is the need to
have someone translate inter-
national business corres-
pondence. Morrison may be
called on to accurately do the
received substantiating proof
of his existence in the mail.
And later that day I met him
personally, by his request, in
his office.
"SMC's Majority Minority"
would have explored SMC's
biggest minority— the
Northerners. It would have
explained the decrease in the
College's average GPA since
the Northerners have been
attending SMC. It would have
also explained why they come
to the South and complain
about it, telling everyone how
great the North is. (1 don't
think AUC is turning away
people.) But the reason I
didn't write this is because
they're people too, in a
manner of speaking.
Hallock is
Appointed
Secretary
Debbie Hallock was
appointed as next year's
secretary for the Student
Association. President Les
Musselwhite's appointee was
unanimously approved by the
S.A. Senate in their last
meeting on Monday, April 7.
Next year's budget of
567,100 was also presented
and approved by the senators.
Parliamentarian Rex
Leatherwood presented some
changes that the S.A. Judici-
ary Committee felt should be
changed in the Constitution.
These changes are being sent
to the Student Affairs Com-
mittee. If approved, they will
be presented to the general
assembly next week for their
Exam Permits Issued April 18
DGreg Rimmer .tion to ask students to leave
Exam pe|-raits will be issued class if they have not paid
to students with their bills their bill. Those not receiving
paid on Friday. April 18. This their stateraents by this date
year no delinquent statement should check with Student
lists will be issued to the Finance on the status of their
with the authori- bill.
The last
of the
Trv all the GRANOLAS from
the "GRANOLA PEOPLE"
ncNATURAL FOODS
COLLEGEDALE, TENNESSEE
isued Monday, April
7, so that students will have
approximately one month, to
take care of their statement if
necessary. Those having pro-
blems are urged to go to
Student Finance and make an
appointment to see a counse-
lor in order to avoid the last
minute rush during test week.
In an effort to reduce the
long lines in front of the
Student Finance window.
Bruce Stepanske. director of
student accounts, stated that
the office will remain open
until 5 p.m.. Monday through
Thursday, and the regular
hours of 9 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.
on Friday. If he forsees that
more time is needed to ac-
commodate everyone, the of-
fice may possibly be open on
Sundays.
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, April 10. 1980
StrOOt boot Bo wen Clinches Swim Meet
—^ by patti gentry
Who is your favorite presi-
dential candidate and why
would you urge orthers to vote
for him?
Dannie SommerviUe, freshman, pre-med, Asheville. N.C.: I
would vote for Ford except he's not running. Carter hasn't
ruined things yet, so I guess he takes my vote, but he hasn't
inything either.
Sunday night at 7 the two
swim teams met to prove their
skill and finesse. The team
captains were Bud Greenlee
and Jackson Bowen.
The first event was the
50-yard freestyle. In the
men's section, Bowen took
first place, with a timing of
26.7, one second behind the
previous record. Richie
Moore took second place with
a final time of 26.9. In the
women's section, Debbie
Hartsock came in first; how-
ever, since she is a faculty
member instead of a student,
her timings could not be
considered records. Tamara
Dortch set a new record of
30.3, and Cindy Henderson
took second place at 31.2.
The second event was the
50-yard breaststroke. Lauren
Middag took first place in the
men's section with 37.4, while
Glenn Greenlee came in
second with 38.2. In the
women's section. Hartsock
took first place followed by
Kay Rozell.
In the 50-yard backstroke,
both records for men and
women were broken. Rowland
Knight set the new record of
31.4 with Bud Greenlee taking
second with 33.2 for the men's
section. For the women, Joy
Leggett set the new record of
39.2 and Kay Rozell took
second with 39.9.
The next event was the
50-yard butterfly. , For the
ISew Foyer for PE Center to
be Built by Committee of 100
The Committee of 100 voted The Committee of 100 was completed "p^ects were the
m a recent meetmg to build a organized in 1963 when the resurfacing of the track and
new foyer for the Physical College launched a campaign the addition of racquetball
Educarion Center. This ex- to buUd the Physical Educa- courts for the Physical Edu-
pansion project will begin this tion Center. At that time, 100 cation Center,
summer and should be com- constituents of the Southern The Committee has also
pleted by the end of August. Union provided a minimum of voted to donate money for a
_. , . S500 a year for three years to promenade that would extend
The new foyer will be three finance the Center. The from the A. W. Spaulding
times larger than the existing Committee donated over Elementary School to the new
dnnk- $300,000 to help build the Fine Arts Complex. In addi-
ction Center. tion, they will contribute funds
for the construction of a new
Over the past 17 years, the home for WSMC-FM. to be
Committee of 100 has donated located in the Fine Arts Corn-
over $5 million for projects ■
this campus. The last b
Barbara Wheeler. Junior, nursing, Louisville, Ky.: I think
Carter will get it. Anybody running for president these days has
got to be crazy.
Tony Mobley, sophomore, music, Tampa. Fla.: I kind of like
Kennedy, Seems like he'd get things under control more than
Carter. Reagan might do something for the economy. I haven't
decided for sure yet.
Doug Malin. junior, business management, Washington,
D.C.: I think AyathoUah Khomeini should be president so we
can get the hostages back.
William Burchard. senior, accounting/computer science,
lookout Mountain, Tenn.: Too busy to keep track of who's
running. I feel like it's better not to vote than to make a bad
decision.
Van Bledsoe, junior, theology, Scottsdale, Ariz.: Richard
Nixon, my all-time favorite, the best president we ever had or
will have. If we had Tricky Dicky, he would straighten those
ing fountains, storage space Physical Education Center,
for the service department and
furnishing adequate space for
ticket sales. The new foyer
will cost the Committee ap-
proximately S80,000.
record. Richie Moore
second with 34.4, In
the women's section, Hartsock
came in first with 34.8. Jodi
Westbrook set a new record of
40.8 with Cindy Henderson
coming in close with 40.9.
In the 100-yard freestyle,
Jackson Bowen came in first
with 1:01.96 and Tim Arellano
took second with 1:07.09 in the
men's section. In the
women's section, Joy Leggett
took first place with 115.4 and
Kay Rozell took second place
with 117.3.
In the 100-yard breast-
stroke, Glenn Greenlee took
first place with 1:30.8, and Joe
Osborn took second place with
l:33.2inthemen'ssection. In
the women's secton, Hartsock
took first place and Kay Rozell
took second place.
In the freestyle relay, Jack-
son Bowen's team took first I
place in the men's section,
setting a new record of 50.6
and Greenlee's team took
second and third. In the
women's section, Bowen's I
team took first.
In the 100-yard freestyle
coed relay, Greenlee's team
took first; in the medley relay
for the men's section, ;
Bowen's team took first, and
in the women's, Greenlee's
team took first. |
In the women's 450-yard
freestyle, Hartsock took first
(6:32.0); however, Joy Leggett I
set a new record of 6:48.0.
Some of the outstanding
diving scores were for the
front layout; Henderson got 33
points with Middag close be-
Cont. on p. 7
Photo by Doug Malin
Am arliMt's amctption of the new foyer for the gymnusium.
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Thursday. April 10, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
Track and Field Meet Final Results
DDiane Gainer
The freshmen ran away with
the honors at the Men's Club
Track and Field Meet Sunday,
April 6. The class racked up a
total of 36 points in the day's
in second with 29 points, and
the sophomores and juniors
scored 24 and 19 points.
respectively. Five points were
awarded for the first-
place award in each event, 3
points for second, 2 points for
third and'one point for fourth.
The Meet started off with
the one-mile run. Wayne
Johnson turned in a 5:05
timing to win the event for the
sophomores. Other place-
holders were Alien Borne
(5:16) for the juniors, Doug
Harsany (5:23) for the fresh-
men and Dave Ferris (5:27) for
the seniors.
Brad Schultz hurled the
discus 128'3" to win first
place for the juniors. Mike
Kress (sr.) took second, Doug
Price (fresh.) was third and
David Lacy (fresh.) fourth.
Doug Price ran the 100-yard
dash in 10.3 seconds for the
freshmen, followed by Dennis
Bridges (fresh.). Brad Schultz
(jr.) and Ned Velasco (soph.).
The grueling six-mile run
was won by Joshua Zarandona
(proving that seniors must
indeed have the most endu-
rance), setting the pace with a
33 minute 53.5 second time.
Other runners were Chariie
Santiago (jr.) with 35:17.0,
Bruce Gockeritz (soph.)
37:30.5, and Nancy Steger (jr.)
49:1.0.
Doug Price ran the 440 in
56.2 seconds to capture
another first-place for the
freshmen. Wayne Johnson
was close behind with a 56.7
timing. Ned Velasco and
Kevin Cummings took third
and fourth place for the
In the long jump, Mark
Fowler won first place for the
seniors with a 19'9" and
Richie Moore (17'4'/j" took
third and fourth place (again!)
for the sophomores.
Ralph Rosario, David Lacy,
Dennis Bridges and Doug
Price demonstrated some
snappy passing as they ran the
440 yard relay in the 45.5
seconds for the freshmen.
The sophomore team — Lance
Powell, Mike Sandefur, Richie
Moore and Mario Colangelo —
took second. A combination
junior/ senior team. Brad
Schultz, Mark Fowler, Mike
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Kress and Joshua Zarandona,
finished third,
Mike Kress then heaved the
shotput 38'6'/2" for the
seniors. In second place was
Doug Price for the freshmen;
Brad Shulfz took third place
and Lance Powell, fourth.
The high jump was the last
eveni oi rne itieetT" David
'Botrmer leaped 5'8" to win
the event for the freshmen.
Mark Fowler (sr.) was in
second place, Paul Jansen
(soph.) was third and Mike
Kress (sr.) took fourth.
When the overall individual
points were tallied, Doug
Price emerged at the top with
15 individual points. Mike
Kress was a strong contender
for second with 12 individual
points; Brad Schultz won third
place with 9 individual points.
All winners of this year's
events will go on record; their
scores will be challenged in
future meets as the records to
be broken.
FLOOR HOCKEY STANDINGS
TEAM
W
L
T
TP
Hamley
0
0
8
Blinn
I
5
Smith
2
Sweeney
2
Velasco
2
Myers
I
Tomer
1
Rayburn
0
1
SOCCER STANDINGS
TEAM
w
L
T
TP
Webster
3
1
1
7
Colangelo
1
0
3
5
Hamley
2
1
Hillier
2
1
5
Diminich
1
4
0
2
Wbmen's Hockey Folds
The death of a sport is a
painful thing. Women's floor
hockey folded this year due to
an apparent lack of interest.
Two prevalent ' 'cardinal
sins", according to Carla
Kamieneski, coordinator,
were players signing up for
others who didn't intend to
play, and players signing up
themselves — then not show-
ing up. Thoughtless irrespon-
sibility like this results in not
only an inconvenience and loss
to the department which must
Swim Meet
hindat32'/j. Middag took the
highest score of 38 points for
the jacknife. Nance Richards
scored 35 '/i.
For the selected dives,
David Lacy did the I'/i pike
and scored 38'/j. Mario
Colangelo got 41 for a I'/i
tuck. Henderson scored 42'/2
points for an inward pike.
Mike Kress scored the highest
of all the dives with his inward
I '/] tuck with 44 points. The
totals for the diving competi-
arrange scheduled time, floor
space, officials, and equip-
ment for the games, but also
prevents team members and
others who signed up from
being able to play. It has
caused a general disappoint-
ment all around.
In consolation, free play is
being offered on a trial basis.
Women interested in polish-
ing their hockey skills can play
Tuesday nights at 8 and
Thursday nights at 7:30 in
pick-up games.
Cont. from p. 6_
ither
ngot
Middag with 203.9 points with
Kress taking second with
202.75 points and Lacy third
with 194.5 points. In the
women's section, Henderson
took first place with 193.45
points; second went to
Richards with 164.35 points
and Robin Dortch taking third
with 151.6 points.
The final scores were
Greenlee's Team 137 and
Bowen's Team 125.
Reserve April 26 for you and your
date to attend the second annual
Strawberry Festival.
YOU BOTH l|£ED
UFE INSURAHCE
people. That's wtiy, troth
protection ... to provide
financial "support in the
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I a I "^"J rUlier alone. Ask me about state
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The Student Mission's Club asks you
to join then in praying for two of the
SMs each week. TTiey will also have an
aerogram available at the Student
Center desk so you may write a few
lines to each one. The student
missionaries being remembered this
week are:
Sheila Roberts
Missas Central Amazonas
Amazonas, Brazil
Grace Lampert
Songa Hospital
Zaire, Africa
'"Aft, "■'pp/..
accent
Thursday
Vol. 35. No. 24
April 17, 1980
Guitarist Ron Hudson Will Perform April 19
DDana West
Ron Hudson, internationally will be held in the Physical the age often. He was taught
known guitarist will perform Education Center at 8:15 p.m. the piano, organ and manmba
in concert at Southern Born in a small Mayan by his missionary parents.
Missionary College on Satur- village of Guatemala, Ron One of the instruments they
day, April 19. The program started his musical >
<t able to help him with
was the guitar. Unable to find
.^n instructor, he spent many
long hours teaching himself.
At the age of 17 he came to
the US to continue his musical
Palmour and Dranfield Finish Up Series
DDonna Jarrett
Frank Palmour, a lawyer Process in Action."
from Orlando, Florida, will be Palmour is president of
the guest speaker at the E.A. Southern Association of Ad-
Anderson Lecture Series,
sponsored by the business ventist Attorneys for Religious
department. He will be Liberty. He is also amember
speaking oe
"The Judicial of the Supreme Court
inffidA
FINAL ISSUE!!
Two hike Pacific Trail
p. 4
State bar exams not only m
Florida, but also in California
and Georgia,
The final lecture of the
Anderson Series will be on
April 24. Howard Dransfield
Dransfield is the regional
general manager for the
Eastern Region of Mobile Oil
Company. He joined the
Mobile Corporation as a mar-
keting trainee in 1956 and has
held various positions in-
cluding Market Planning
Manager and Retail Manager
for the United States.
Both lectures begin at 8
p.m. in Summerour Hall,
Room 105, and are oj^en to the
public. Students taking the
class must be present at 7:45
p.m. to take a quiz over the
previous lecture.
education in Oklahoma
In 1971, he became the first
guitarist from Central
America to receive a grant
from the Institute of Hispanic
Culture to study in Spain.
On this current concert tour
he is preraiering the first
movement of Bach's
"Brandenburg Concerto No-
3." He has spent the past four
years transcribing this com-
position for the guitar.
Mr. Hudson has performed
extensively throughout the
U.S. , Canada, Europe and
Latin America; and his fourth
album of Spanish and classical
music tias just Deen released.
Tickets may be purchased at
the Student Center or at the
door. Prices range from S2 to
$2.50. depending on the seat
section. Students with ID.
will be admitted free with the
exception of the $2.50 tickets
which will be $.50.
2 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, April 17, 1980
Opinions
A Thank You to God for Contrasts in Nature
editorial
The day I've been waiting for has finally arrived— the one in
which I could write this editorial. This year has reaily been a
great one for me because I have really made many great friends.
Most of them have had a great part in helping me get an issue of
the Accent out each week.
My staff has been the best. The columnists could always be
counted on, and the production staffs teamword especially
shmed through when 1 was out of the office. I have also
appreciated each one's willingness to stay with the job
throughout the entire year, even when it got to be in the pits.
1 also can t overlook the unending support that Miss Frances
Andrews gave the paper, even during the times when things got
a httle bit hot. ^ ^
And a big thanks to all you readers for your interest in this
year s paper. This is really what has made it worth workine for
Keep It up, next year's eidtors will need it. too.
To sum it all up. the best thing about this who'le year was
being able to get involved. It has given me a good break from
allthebusyworkofstudymg. If you're needing a br^ak get
mvolved m some kmd of extracurricular activity next year It
will make a difference in your year at SMCI
Dear Editor:
It has been a truly signifi-
cant experience for my wife
and I over the past several
months as we live here in
Collegedale as part of the
SMC family.
When we arrived here in
July last year it was a beauti-
ful summer day. Although it
rained for several days shortly
after, the rest of the summer
was reminiscent of our sunny
Caribbean and we felt right at
As the summer faded into
autumn we noticed the
grandual change in the flora
and were really inspired as we
beheld the grandeur and
beauty of the changing hues.
This was a first for us, and we
made sure to store some of
those delightful scenes on
film.
Soon the colors of autumn
were lost as the leaves
fluttered one by one to the
earth beneath, later to be
carried away by the truck-
loads. We then looked for-
ward rather timidly, to the
cold weather— another first
foru
Having spent all our days in
the exotic tropics, we had a
somewhat hidden fear of the
cold. Nevertheless we looked
forward to the snow (which we
thought represented the
summit of the cold), and when
it did not snow we actually
wished that it would. At last it
came and we were rather
surprised to find that it was
not so cold after all. Not only
: had
of your life,y among others. •
As we teuch the petals,
laugh at the sunshine, take
shots of th% autumn leaves,
play in the snow, listen to the
birds, we can indeed giv^
thanks to God for the beauty
found in nature^*.
anticipated, but we discovered
beauty in the impecable carpet
of white that covered the earth
and brilliance from the icy
accumulation that reflected
the sun's rays like polished
diamonds from the branches
of the pine, oak, and maple on
the hillside.
Now it is spring-time. We
see it in the opening buds —
golden, purple, red, white and
many other exciting colors; we
hear it in the chirping of the
birds; and we feel it in the
breeze. We know it, because
everywhere we recognize the
rebirth of nature.
Our few months in the
States and here at SMC have
alerted us to the tremendous
contrast of beauty and splen-
dor that is the dynamic activity
of the changing seasons. The
experiences of these months
have brought new meaning to
such statements as "whiter
than snow" and "the autumn
Ladies of
SMC Are
Praised
Dear Editor:
This being the last issue of
the Accent for the year 79-80,
we would like to express our
gratitude to the ladies of
Southern Missionary College
for their Christian dedication,
attitude, and demeanor. We
count it a privilege to be
associated with them, and
thank God that He has blessed
us with them. The ladies of
SMC have been a rich blessing
to us this year, and we would
like to say thanks, God bless,
and have a good s
love you all!
Ken Cook
Rob VandeVere
the souttiern accent
^ Blif ^'''^ Vietnam Should Have Taught Us
students of SQuthern Missionary CollegB.
ary Colleoa,
This week marks the .ui,,
anniversary of the end of the
Vietnam war. One would have
hoped that our experience in
Vietnam would have shown us
the true nature of war, and
that we would thus be more
hesitant to resort to it or the
threat of it as a means of
defending national interests.
It seems, however, that the
crises in Iran and Afghanistan
have shortened our memories.
A number of leading poli-
ticians, Ronald Reagan for
example, are advocating a
very militarisric, sabre-
rattling policy towards Mos-
cow. What's worse, even
some Seventh-day Adventists
are supporting this insanity. I
think they need to realize thaf
fighting a war and playing
hockey are two very different
In May 1975, 1 was on the
USS Coral Sea (CV-43) an
aircraft carrier which was the
flagship of a small taskforce
steaming for Koh-Tang Island
offthe coast of Vietnam. Our
mission was to rescue the
merchant marine sailors and
their ship— SS Mayaguez
Although most of the marines
in the assult force were aboard
other vessels, some were
placed on our ship. There
seemed to be an almost
carnival-like atmosphere
aboard the ship. It was
something like what I'd ex-
perience before an important
high school football game.
We were all anxious to stick it
to the Khmer Rouge {Cam-
bodian Communists). How-
ever, when the marines came
back from the operation, it
was a different story.
Thirteen had been killed,
about two dozen were mis-
sing, scores were wounded
and the rest seemed so totally
shattered that 1 wasn't sure
who to feel sorrier for. They
all seemed thoroughly beaten.
We were then told not to talk
to anyone about the operation
upon arrival in the Philip-
pines. We soon found out
why. Friends and relatives
began writing us letters telling
us how proud they were of us
for the great victory we'd won.
We were shocked because this
had been the first time we'd
heard anyone refer to the
Mayaguez Operation as a
victory. In fact, the more I've
heard regarding the details of
the operation, the more I'm
convinced it was a defeat
made to look like a victory for
propaganda purposes.
Perhaps just rattling off
casualty figures isn't enough
to bring home the true horror
of war. Let's use one of the
marines in the operation as an
example and let's just say his
name is Joe. He could be
anyone's brother or son, only
the USMC has turned him info
a killing machine. He goes
ashore with the rest of ihe
assault force, fulling expect-
ing to return in the afternoon.
However, he's either wounded
or incapacitated by the gas the
Cambodians are using and is
left behind in the mad rush to
get back to the "choppers." If
he is lucky maybe the Khmer
Rouge will tjuickly bayonet
him, and it'll be over. If not...
remember how the Khmer
Rouge executed thousands of
their own people, many in a
quite sadistic manner.
There are some who would.
Cdrtt; on" p. 3
Thursday, April 17, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 3
Cont. from p. 2
suggest that since war is so
awful, we need to arm our-
selves to the teeth to scare
Moscow into towing the line.
Of course, history shows the
futility of such a policy, but I
think any Christian who en-
tertains such ideas should
prayerfully read what Isaiah
31 has to say about trusting a
man and his weapons instead
of God. We are told very
clearly and concisely that this
country needs to live in peace
and safety in Isaiah 1:18-20
and in 2 Chronicles 7:14. The
message is clear, either this
nation repents and begins to
sow the seeds of righteous-
ness and peace or it will reap a
whole generation of Joes.
Equal Time In Sports Leagues Coverage Requested
1 writing
Dear Editor,
The words that I i
are not directed t(
individual, but it seems to me
that someone forgot or just
neglected to put the A League
statistics in the Accent. All 1
see is AA League this and AA
League that. I don't see
anything wrong with it, but
AA League was not the only
league playing — there were A
and B Leagues also.
I feel that each league
should get the same amount of
publicity. (Since the "ways of
the Lord are equal," Ezekiel
18:25, should not the things
going on in "His schools" be
of the same principle?)
One might say, "Well,
room in the sport's
for all of the
statistics.'
Thei
solution: Cut down on the
amount of space allotted for
one league to make room for
the others. I'm quite sure that
with the page being the size it
is, it can be equally divided
into enough different parts.
AA League is supposed to
be comprised of the best
players, A League the next
best and so on. After the
season got underway, it be-
came evident that this was not
true. Instead of being judged
by their skills, players
chosen by their friends.
People with greater skills than
some of those represented in
the AA League were rudely
pushed into the A and B
Leagues simply because they
were not close friends to the
myself who feel this way.
hope that next year and in the
years to come that the facts
pointed out will not be over-
looked or shoved aside as
Jose A. Rivera
P.S. Even though basketball
season is over with, we would
still like to set
A League printed.
street beat
^^^■by patti gentry
Why Are You a Seventh-day
Adventist?
Curtis Kerbs, sophomore, chemistry. Collegedale. Tertn.:
First of all because the SDA church is Christ-centered. Second,
the doctrines of this church are completely based on the Bible
and point in many ways to the focus of the great controversy-
Christ and how and why to establish a real relation to Him.
Howie Dortch. sophomore, behavioral science. Deer Lodge,
Tenn. : I was raised in the Seventh-day Adventist chyrch, which
i am very glad of because now from what I've studied and
learned, I believe this is the true religion God meant for Him
people to follow.
James Glass, sophomore, business management. Orlando,
Fla.: Since I was raised in the Seventh-day Adventist church,
most of my relatives and friends are Adventist. Having grown
up with a Christian education, I realize that the Seventh-day
Adventist church is God's true church.
Jay Brand, junior. psychology/English, Louisville, Tenn.:
Because according to how the Spirit has led in my own personal
study. SDA doctrines most accurately enhance and complement
the gospel of Jesus Christ and righteousness by faith.
Ginni Lingerfelt. Jreshman, physical education, Maryville,
Tenn.: I respect the emphasis of our health message when put
into practice. It's an excellent way to witness to non-
Adventists.
Greg King, junior, theology. Marietta, Ga.: Because the
Seventh-day Adventist church is securely founded upon God's
eternal Word. Also, because it offers a sense of security which
non-Biblical religions do not have.
Neroli Hills, senior, journalism. Beltsville. Md.: Being the
daughter of a Seventh-day Adventist minister is the reason I
originally became a Seventh-day Adventist. I am a Seventh-day
Adventist now because after studying the beliefs and practices
of several other denominations, I firmly believe that the
teachings of the Seventh-day Adventist church are scriptually
correct and their views on the Sabbath, second coming and state
of the dead, in particular, give me a sense of security.
College Days Declared
Success Despite Rain
Despite the rain on campus
last Sunday, approximately
550 high school and academy
seniors converged on the SMC
campus.
Dr. Ron Barrow, director of
Recruitment and Retention,
was pleased with the enthu-
siasm of the seniors despite
the rain. He stated that he
expects between 50 and 60 per
cent of the seniors to return to
SMC to continue their edu-
caHon next fall.
As far as the enrollment for
next year, the Administration
sees a drop of approximately 5
per cent in student enrollment
for next semester. This is due
to the smaller graduating
classes.
Dr. Barrow wants to extend
his appreciation to the stu-
dents for their cooperation
during College Days.
4 ■ THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, April 17,
"There is No Longer Trail in the World"
n Melissa Smith
There are some people who
are not satisfied with daily
routine and a status quo life.
They seek more — more chal-
lenge, more pain and more
joy. This is the way it is for
Doug Kenyon and Mike
Rieseberg, two students at
SMC, They demanded more
out of life and set out to find it.
On April 15, 1979, Mike
Rieseberg and a friend began
the 2,600 mile walk up the
Pacific Crest Trail. One
month later, on May 10, Doug
Kenyon and two friends also
started the trail. Unknown to
all of them, Byron Stanley,
who would soon be a friend,
had begun the same route one
day earlier.
"We drove 1
fomia, which
Mexican border," began
Doug, "But we had to walk 12
miles down to the border to
where the trail officially starts.
We were going to hitch hike,"
he explained ruefully, "but no
one would pick us up."
Mike had covered this terri-
tory a month earlier, but his
friend quit after 10 days. He
hiked 20 days by himself, only
to get very ill from drinking
bad wafer. Mike ended up
spending two weeks in Los
Angeles recovering.
Soon after that, Mike and
Doug met up with each other.
' 'That is one of the best things
that happened to me," re-
called Mike, "And after that,
we met Byron on the trail a
couple of times. We saw him
asked him t
together.
3 Campo, Cali-
but always, we had a planned
campsite to meet at the end of
the day."
Loneliness was not a pro-
blem for them. They enjoyed
the solitude, the time to be
alone and get to know them-
selves. "I liked hiking by
myself, at my own pace," said
Doug, "but, it was good to
know there would be someone
to talk to at camp."
"We started out with 65
pound packs," they both
laughed. "There was so much
stuff we thought was neces-
sary like binoculars, nature
books and telephoto lenses."
It soon became a game to see
who could send the most stuff
home. They even sent their
tents home. "But it didn't
matter," Doug expained.
"The weather was perfect."
Food was the biggest chore
of the trail. Parents and
relatives sent them food to
predesignated supply points,
"We weren't totally iso-
lated," said Mike. "We
occasionally went through a
town, which usually consisted
only of a post office, and we
picked up our food there."-
But it was eating the food that
was the problem. They ate
oatmeal and more oatmeal,
dried eggs, granola and pan-
cakes for breakfast. Lunch
was English muffins, dried
fruit, crackers and peanut
butter, and for supper. . .they
both rolled their eyes,
"Vitamins! We got so sick of
everything else." Byron had
special freeze dried dinners,
but we couldn't afford them."
They forced down mashed
potatoes, minute rice and
Kraft dinners to fill their
stomachs. The dehydrated
vegetables they pronounced
unedible.
When they would reach a
town, the first thing they did
was buy a quart of milk and
relish it, then went to a diner
for cheeseburgers and real
eggs. "That's what we
missed most,"
The food problem was really
a minor one though. The
sheer joy of being in nature
overrid everything. "The
whole summer was a natural
high. I felt like ! was the
luckiest person in the worid.
Mike felt
Doug Kenyon
Lots of people can
thing like that. It
way Doug put it.
this way about it
happier out there than 1 ever
had been in my life. I was
happy to get up in the morn-
ing. I didn't need an alarm
clock. And. I was in the best
part of the country."
They hiked through the
Laguna, San Bemadino and
San Gabrial Mountains, and
the Mojave Desert. "That
was the breaking in period.
We had to walk at night in the
desert because it was 110
degrees during the day. We
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would sit under a Joshua tree
and listen to the transistor
radio tell of the heat wave in
L.A." said Doug wryly. "But
it all really began for us in the
Sierra Navadas. That was
wonderful."
The final mountain range
was the Cascades in Northern
California and by averaging 18
miles a day, Doug, Mike and
Byron reached the Canada
border five months and 2600
miles later on October 7. "We
probably ended up walking
about 2800 miles though, with
out side trips into town,"
Cont. on p. 6
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Acknowledgements and ENGL 437 Announced
It just seems like yesterday
that I was sitting at this same
desk writing my first column
and listening to words of
articles I don't
I the morning. Randy
write, only 23 morel"
We've gone through a lot
together in the past year.
From the horrors of registra-
tion to the horrors of the
Saxophone Quartet. (I think
when people look back on this
year, they will refer to it as the
year of the Saxophone
Quartet.)
I couldn't have made it
without the constant support
Q^my loyal fans. I'd like to
thank both of them right now.
Mom. for being my tower of
strength as she said, "I don't
get it," when I showed her the
first drafts of my column. My
sister. Bev, who works down
at the CK making shakes.
Steven oKckerhoff
try one; this week's special is
strawberry.
I would also like to thank
everyone who came up to me
and gave me ideas for an
article, and I would also like to
especially thank anyone who
didn't come up to me and give
me ideas. Although I did use
a few of these suggestions,
you could probably tell they
weren't originals because they
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instance, do you remember people, but there
the one on the college offering more who have helped me
classes in dating or the one on with- my column. David
the stairs around campus? Lovell, my roommate, for not
For those of you who want to minding the light being on at
be refreshed on my writing c
the few of you who missed jDhnson7"fo7"hu'*' con^'t
them, the English department support, even though it did
will be offenng a new class come late once in awhile, and I
nest year-ENGL 437. The had to borrow it to go bowling.
Extensive Writmgs of Steven Les Musselwhite, for showing
Dickerhoff. This course will me where the Page is. Easter,
cover the major trends of the real meaning behind it,
thought m my writings and and the bunny who always
examme some of the deeper liked my "^colunms. good or
meanings in them. bad. And I can't forget the
already thanked a few group who, without this year
lot would have not been as
successful for me as it was. I
could always count on them
for a good laugh — the P.E.
majors!
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Pam Aalborg & John McVay May 18. 1980
Kristi Anderson & Stefan Bumham July 20, 1980
Terri Ball & Paul Wuttke June !5, 1980
Debbie Best & Chip Hicks June 7, 1980
Linda Byrd & Jim Irwin December 21 . 19
Lois M. Consuegra & Rene Perez August 3, 1980
Joan Duggar & Gary Manzell August 10, 1980
Julie Emerson & Melvin Donesky December 1980
Mel Fowler & Lyndon Shipowick
Donna Freeman & Glenn Holland
Sandra Glantz & Douglas Flint
Cindy Hab^nicht & Terry Meharry May 10,
Wanda Higdon & Chades Sarr June 5, 1980
Tami Jackson & Randy Daniel
Deb Kijak & Chuck Hess
Debra Loveridge & Tim Beaulii
Lynda Philpott & Mark Erhard
Tammy Price & Brent Cheme
Terri Prins & Chad Chastain
Dalaina Resibois & Dennis Grigsby August 3. 1980
Mitzi Robins6n & David Guadalupe July 27. 1980
Leann Schneider & Bud Greenlee July 13. 1980
Valerie Sines & Roger Miller July 27, 1980
Lori Stafford & John Gulley July 1981
Wanda Wallace & Robert VanRaden May 4. 1980
Jeannie Whidden & Don Woody June 29. 1980
Patricia Whited & Rick Vaughn June 1981
August 14, 1980
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Senior Art
Displayed
in Library
The Senior Art Exhibition at
Southern Missionary College
is now on display at the
McKee Library, located on
campus.
The seniors involved are
Kris Hacklemaiiy>=< John Hall,
Sandra Lehn f^d Janelle
Stiaton. A variety of their '
best paintings; pottery,
sculptures, prints, photo-
graphy and weavings are
scheduled to be shown. These
works have been accumulated
over a period of four years.
Charles Zuill. chairman of
the art department, is co-
ordinator of the exhibition
which will remain open
through May 4.
6 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, April 17. 1980
John Bids SMC a Prayer and a Farewell
for
It has always been difficult
"Goodbye,"
"Parting is such sweet
;orrow" has never made quite
is much sense as "Parting is
, .all we need of hell."
For many of us, it has come
time to say good-bye to SMC,
Graduation, with all its joy,
must be tinged with sorrow.
for deep within us we all know
John mcvay
end does roll around once each Green won't live in the room
year, but we all know. too. just across that hall. The Fine
s facade that SMC can never really be Arts Center and other addi-
for the simple act of shoving the same. "A" wing in Talge tions will refine and mold a
r again be "my" new campus, but they must
and go. Fellow students
will fade into unrecognizable
strangers. Someday in the
hazy future the ultimate will
occur— Lynn Wood Hall will
be no more. In a very real
way, what we know as SMC
will disintegrate.
Though things will change
so drastically, we will still
participate in the spirit of
SMC. "God forbid that I
should sin against the Lord
and cease to pray for you" (1
Sam. 12:23). Our thoughts,
dreams and prayers must
wander back to SMC. We
pray that God may grant SMC
teachers who will refuse to
offer up mental meals of
empty calories, administrators
whose goals bear no taint of
maintaining a certain spiritual
status quo, and students who
pray, not only over their
meals, but over their studies
and their friends. God grant
SMC teachers, administra-
tors, and students who will
the
of
Pacific Crest
Mike explained.
"It was the challenge that
appealed to me," reminisced
Doug. "I wanted to see if I
could do it. There is so much
that could have gone wrong!"
For Mike is was like this.
"It just got on my brain to live
in the woods all summer. I
thought it would be nice to
walk instead of driving,"
This type of adventure is not
for everyone. They warned,
"You have to really love the
out of doors and enjoy every
(jay. Ninety per cent of the
trip is mental. You have to
make yourself keep going
when you hurt all over."
Butit was worth it. "Some-
times it was so beautiful I
wanted to scream," said
Doug. "We met fme people,"
Mike added. "And Doug,
Byron and I had some good
times. We had lots in com-
Cont. from p. 4 .
mon. Doug summed the experi-
This summer Doug and ence with, "It's still on my
Mike are going to British mind everyday. It built up my
Columbia to pan for gold, self confidence. I feel I can do
Theywant to live in the woods almost anything now. After
again ad hope to pan enough all. ' .there is no longer trail in
to cover expenses and maybe the world,
a little extra.
Sclmiidt to Speak
for G)minencenient
Southern Missionary Col-
lege's Commencement Week-
end begins on Friday evening.
May 2, with the
service at 8 p.
Strawberry Festival Wraps Up Year
Dbrenda Oakley
The second annual SA
Strawberry Festival will be
held on Saturday evening,
April 26. The Festival con-
sisting of a multi-media slide
presentation of the past year's
activities will begin at 8:15
p.m. in the Physical Education
The presentation will con-
sist of approximately 2500
slides projected on three 12
feet by 12 feet screens. The
pictures will be sincronized to
music and words with the aid
of a computer.. Ninety per
cent of the slides were taken
by Keith Langenberg, public
relations director for the Stu-
dent Association, . ,
SA President Les, Mussel-
white commented, , "If you
thought last year's was good,
wait till you see this year's
Strawberry Festival."
Strawberries and ice cream
are to be. served by--facBlty'^
after the presentation.
Physical Education Center,
where all services will take
place. The guest speaker for
the service will be Elder W. P.
Bradley, chairman of the Ellen
G, White Estates.
The baccalaureate address,
given on May 3, will be
delivered by Elder M. Dono-
van Oswald, communication
director of the Carolina Con-
ference.
Commencement exercises
will begin on Sunday, May 4,
at 10 a.m. The speaker is to
be Elder H. H. Schmidt.
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Thursday, April 17, 1980 THE SOUTHERN ACCENT - 7
Hamley Takes Coimnand of Floor Hockey
Hamley has taken definite
command in the Men's Floor
Hockey League. Still unde-
feated, the team's record
stands at 5-0 with 38 goals
made and only II allowed so
far this season. Captain Bob
Hamley put in 20 of the team's
goals and leads the league in
individual scoring.
A 9-7 victory over Velasco
this week boosted Smith into
the second-place position.
The team has a record of 30
goals made to 27 goals allowed
ths season. Sweeney matched
Smith's 2-1-2 record with a 6-2
win over Tomer this week.
The team has put in 18 goals
and allowed 17 this season.
Blinn dropped to third place
in the order this week after an
8-4 loss to Hamley. The
team's record of goals made
stands at 22. falling two
behind the goals allowed.
Myers is moving up in the
world; the team shut out Ray-
burn for a decisive 7-0 victory
and replaced Velasco in the
fourth-place position. Ve-
lasco's narrow defeat by
second-ranked Smith dropped
him in the order this week.
Tomer and Raybum remain
unchanged in the line-up.
Both teams added a loss this
week but exhibited some fine
playing and sportsmanship —
which, while it doesn't earn
the glory, may be more of an
achievement than winning.
Overall, things have been
flowing quite smoothly in
men's hockey intramurals.
Players show up and the
games are started nearly-on-
time. One complaint has been
expressed repeatedly (in vari-
ous forms), however, regard-
ing the tight reffing. A player
is penalized at the drop of a
stick. One hockey game found
all the players of one team
sitting in the penalty box
except for the goalie and one
defenseman. After nearly ten
minutes of power plays, the
defender tossed his stick ac-
ross the floor just so he could
crawl to the penalty box for a
The officials are naturally
trying to keep the game clean
and uphold standards of
Christian conduct. The
players are trying to play the
game but may feel inhibited,
fearing that the slightest bit of
unintentional body contact will
be interpreted as a malicious
intent to charge, trip, push or
spear another player.
Perhaps officials should be
encouraged to call only every
fifth penalty they see so that
the game could continue in
more uninterrupted spurts.
Or perhaps players should be
encouraged to participate in
one grand bash (a la Phila-
Flyers style) with no holds
barred — so that survivors of
the melee would welcome the
refs restrictions in the future.
Or maybe officials and players
should be encouraged to de-
velop a little more control and
understanding. Players who
realize that the "big bad ref '
is not just out to get them, but
wants the game to be a
success, too, will be better
able to hold their tempers.
Refs who recognize that every
infraction is not a blatant
rebelliousness and who wel-
come genuine questioning of
the rules will be more fair as
HOCKEY
TEAM
W
L
T
TP
Hamley
5
0
0
10
Smith
2
2
6
Sweeney
2
2
6
Blmn
2
1
Myers
2
1
5
Velasco
1
2
Tomer
1
1
3
Raybum
0
1
1
Soccer Action Led Bv Webster
DCorrine Robertson
Diminich challenged Ham- the sc
ley to an exciting game. In the We
first half, Hamley made the with s
first goal, Diminich got a point
when Meikhail made
Hamley pulled
second half and
made the final score 1-^
Hillier Colangelo.
: and Hamley tied i
Colangelo did well against their game. Hamley made a
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with his second goal.
making
Knight, the goal
by
Ferris
1-1.
SOCCER
TEAM
Webster
Hamley
Colangelo
Hillier
Diminich
W
4
3
2
2
1
L
1
1
0
4
6
T
1
2
3
2
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TP
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7
6
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Shaffer \Wn Competition
The Talge Hall Health Club
sponsored a Weightlifting
Competition Sunday, April 6.
Two lifts were recorded for
each competitor — the bench
press and the dead lift. Lifters
were allowed three tries in
each category with the stipu-
lation that succeeding lifts
must be of equal or greater
weight. Arching the back out
of the three-point base or
bouncing the bar off the chest
in the bench press or failing to
straighten the shoulders in the
dead lift scratched the com-
petitor's record for that lift.
Wayne Bradbury pressed
275 lbs. at the bench and
added 425 lbs. in the dead lift
for a total lift of 700 lbs. and
first place for the most weight
lifted. Ron Shaffer was
second, putting up 245 lbs.
and 410 lbs. for a total of 655
lbs. Todd Lang lifted 560
lbs.— 200 in the bench press
and 360 in the dead lift— to
win third place.
Winners in the second
category — the highest
percentage of body weight
lifted— were Ray Greek, in
first place, Johnny Woodruff
in second, and Todd Lang in
third. Greek, weighing in at
123 lbs., lifted 190 and 325
lbs. for a total of 515 lbs.—
4.186 times his body weight.
Woodruff, at 146 lbs, lifted
225 lbs. and 365 lbs.; his total
lift of 590 lbs. was 4.04 times
his body weight. Lang's 560
lb. lift was 4 times greater
than his 140 lb. body weight.
Ron Shaffer was awarded
the trophy for the best overall
lifting. Shaffer's total number
of pounds lifted multiplied by
his percentage of body weight
lifted, gave him a score of
2,494.24 for this special
award.
8 - THE SOUTHERN ACCENT Thursday, April 17, 1980
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
•Attention All 1980 Fall
Semester Orlando Nursing
Students: You must have
your picture taken for the
1980-81 Joker before you
leave SMC for the summer.
Pictures WILL NOT be
taken on the Orlando
campus next fail so if your
picture is to appear in the
1980-81 /o>teryou must get
it taken as soon as possible
at the Computer Center.
The Computer Center is
located in Room 101 of the
Student Center. Thanks for
your cooperation.
•I just want to take this
opportunity to say thanks to
all the special people who
helped me this year with
"Campfire Vespers" and
our "Leaves of Autumn"
programs. I appreciate all
your help, for without you
all these programs would
not have been a success!
Thank you all. Johnny
big thank you to the
workers at Collegedale
ChUdren's Center. You
; did a great job this
lyear. I hope my workers
'nest year will love the
children as much as you
have this school year. M.
•Advance registration for
the first summer session
classes is being held at the
Office of Admisions and
Records until Monday, May
5, which is the first day of
'^he session, without paying
L fee. Currently enrolled
students are urged to regis-
iclassified
ANNOUNCEMENTS
-t '■ —
•Attention All Student
Missionaries for the 1980-
81 School Year: You must
have your picture taken for
the 1980-81 Joker before
you leave SMC for the
summer. Please have your
picture taken as soon as
possible in the Computer
Center which is located in
Room 101 of the Student
Center, Thanks for your
cooperation.
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savings for area dining,
recreation and entertain-
ment. Students may
charge them on your LD.
card. Come see Johnny
Lazor or call 396-3630.
•CABL Last Day of
Qasses Celebration. Agape
feast-picnic, campfire,
sunset vespers April 25,
1980, 4- 8p.m. at the Red
Clay Archeological State
Park. Please sign up for a
definite order and charge to
your I.D. card. We need
volunteers for service, we
{singers, guitarists, etc.).
Please contact Carol
Fawcett if interested.
■Need a pianist and
people who are interested
in providing special music
for local nursing homes.
This can be a spiritual
experience to both you and
the elderly who are not able
to participate in outside
worship. If interested
please call Scott McCrery at
396-2940 after 5 p.m.
pi.
•All of the outgoing stu-
dent missionaries and task
force workers, pi
chapel on April 17 and
love feast/footwashing ser
vice on Friday evening,
April 18.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Vaughn and Patr
Whited'sengageme
Wedding date is ;
in June next year,
adsi
I Love You! I
•Jose, glad you finally
rose out of that Florida nest
and came up to see me. I
love you lots I Toiirs
always, Gerber!
•Dear Sprout, Thanks for
the great weekend — if you
know what I mean! I love
you so much I can't wait to
be with you next time.
Yours, Schmidtie
•Pebbles: Thanks for
helping to make a primitive
relationship so unique.
Sometimes I think that I
have lost my marbles, but
then again look what I've
gotten to replace them
with. Can you come out
and play? Bam Bam
RIDES
•Need a ride to Florida
Campraeeting. Would like
to leave between May 13th
and 15th. One-way or
round trip. Call Tammy at
396-3305, leave message
any time.
PERSONALS
•Dear "Merc," Happy
anniversary once again.
This time it's our eighth.
Can you believe it! Time
flies when you're happy!
Thank you for the beau-
tiful Easter present; I will
never forget it!
I love you I and am look-,
ing forward to many more
•To the "true" Santa
Claus, Ye Olde Time-
keeper, Easterbunny
helper . . . and my favorite
uncle. I love you! See you
in January, 1981. (If I get
off work!) Love, Natalie
•Dear B.C., Did I
change or reinforce your
reputation? Streetbeat
•To my terrific canoe
partner last Saturday night
out on Chickamaagal
Where's that deserted
island? The Paddler.
•83926, We know how
faithfully you read the
classified ads all year long.
Well, here's your own
personal ad. Have a great
summerl KJ & VT
PERSONALS
•To you, Helen: Thanks
for the birthday card you
sent me. Right now I'm
trying to find out what your
last name is. From a
friend, Mingo Long
•Dear 15435, I'm going
to miss you alot while
you're gone. Remember
Matt. 19:26 and have a
great time in Japan. Love,
76137
•For Sale: 1970 Belair.
S200 or best offer. Call
Nancy, 4548 after 5 p.m.
•For Sale: Fisher Stereo
'System: 100 watts per
channel receiver, direct
drive turntable, pair of
speakers with tweeter, 2
midrange, 12 in. woofer.
Call 4756 or leave message
in Talge Hall, Box 207.
•For Sale: Beauriful
solid wood walnut table
(dining room size drop leaf)
and four chairs. Antique.
Only $200. Also violin with
bow and case (handmade in
Dresden). Only S150. Call
396-2519, evenings.
•Keystone Everflash 20
camera for sale. If has
Keytar color corrections,
electric eye and flash. Only
$30. Call Joy at 4422.
COLLEGEDALE HOME AND AUTO
We buy and repair d
and used bSes.
STUDENT DISCOUNTS
ARE AVAILABLE!
Located at Four Comers
Phone: 396-3898 or 396-3772.
'""'»/ J
A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT - DR. KNITTEL
^-
!*US 1 8 '80 McKEE UBRART » ^-^
McKEE LIBRARY
Southern Miasionary CoU«fl»
CoUegedale, Tennessee 37315
SMC Stands for Moral Leadership
It is of signilicance to all of ths people con
nected with Soultiem Missionary College
/orfd. Morality
leadership In a c^
Ir. the Scripture
spirituality, and, tt
motivated by spiritual qobIs, Work, (or example, i
a secular occupation, t»jl spirituaJ Insights caus
our work to be excellent and proFltable. it Is
Spiritual Is Not Separated
From Secular
history may be a secular activity, t
spihtuel motivation which all of ue
we miss a great deal of the insight
in our intellectual pursuits.
A True Scholar is Tolerant..
equaled merely
recognizes that every act In
man agency that
Southern
God. Intellectualism
be designed to uplift
It Is through the humat
brought In touch with Gc
the most important goal
way that they c
Dr. Frank Knittel, President
SOUTHERN ACCENT
SPECIAL SUMMER EDITION - JULY - 1980
New Student
Orientation
Purpose of the College
Southern Missionary College exists lor the pur-
pose of promoting symmolhcal growth, menially,
sociaifyriphyslcaliy and spiritualty.
it must have guiding
as mental, social and physical t
College recognizes that legislation
spirituality, for this results only from Intelligent in-
of the College
n educational environment In har-
ical teachings and standards. One
does not have to live In this env
provide it unless he chooses to :
Southern Missionary Cdlege. Si
depends or
WORRIED ABOUT FINANCES FOR COLLEGE?
NEED FINANCIAL AID OR A JOB?
TRAVEL TO SMC!!
CAMPUS
MINISTRY
ADVISEMENT
EMPHASIZED
INFORMATION AVAILABLE
FOR TRANSFER
STUDENTS
The Summer Accent is
published as per policy by the
College Administration.
Supplemental Education Opportunity Giants
ISEOG) $1S6,77S
National Direct Student Loans (NDSL). . 513,430
College Worit-Stutjy Program (CWSP) . 400,000
Basic Educational Opportunity Grants
(BEOG) - 1,037,527
TOTAL $2,l'o7,732*
•Tilts does not Include State grants and other
)l transcnpl and ACT s
Qreat
lor o( Admissions, (S a
ailable by request.
Transfer students s
ould have their secondary
school Iranscripls mal
college transcripts. It
s possible that they will be
exempt from cer
ain general education
high school.
earned in
Exemption (rom
ecJucalion requifeme
t witi be granted to those
who have a standard
score ot 22 or greater on
on of the ACT (American
College Test.) Transfer students who do nol
already have credit
course may wish to tal
e the ACT,
ARRIVAL AT SMC AFTER
OFFICE HOURS
Dormilory students
arriving after office hours
should check in at the
residence hall. They must
be prepared lo pay ca
sh for meals until they have
obtained an I.D, card
which they can get only
during oKice hours.
fWlarried students
with reserved college
fleirwrnbef Pioae looo 8ne» during fBglatraBon
nosl part those llnsa at Student
from not having your paymsnt
Finance
Other
d returned li
ave been, not having all
rs In, or not having paid
. The Great Escape is
It Counseling and Testlrig, The c
STUDENT HANDBOOK
Student Services
IDCv^
Identtfteatlon corda d
This te a credit card, good lor purchasBs a
TTie Collega operates a variety of euxiflary and
vocaUoral services and enterprteea where
students may obtain pert-time employment to
detmy a portion ol their achool expenses. Op- uflcaHon Just abool anywhere" Autt^'boiTtw
JMnjI ID cards la made by Student Rnance, althoogh
mectunlcsl preparation Is done by the Computer
portunltlea t
} enoage In productive and i
tabor can help to develop ctafBcter tmlts
dostry. dependablllty.lnlHatlveand thrift. Students Service D^^enTsh^idyou'to^'
nay atao Jake sdvantsge of these employment brlno another fom of'ldenHfl'caUon'to"'..™ ™...
ipportunlttes to acquire; vocatlona* skins by con- p,,,, center to have your card replaced. Price
for replacement is $2.00. Any time you vlstt ad-
ministrative offices to Inquire about your M or
records you should bring your ID cad with you.
tactfng Ttw Director of Student Rnance.
la who accept employment assignments are ex-
pected to meet all work appointments with punc-
tuality. To be absent from work appointments
without cause or previous arrangement, or
notification of Illness Is Isufflclent reason lor jhe I
discharge. Students accepting employment by aorvlce
heir work ceming employment opportunities and provktos
Including potential employers with data on graduates of tr»
ents may College. The placement servk:e Is effecttve In
9 College are required
schedule during the entire semesi
examination week. Residence hall s
not secure off-campus employment
Veterant
Velsrans or other eligible persons are required
to attend classes in order lo be eligible for
educational benefits. Southern (Missionary
College is required to report promptly to the V.A.
the last day of attendance wtien an eligible per-
son withdraws or quits attending classes
1 requirements I
lubject tfiat does n
3 {ex-
cept for a required remedial course),
correspondence work cannot be certified.
Educational benefits ^11 be discontinued when
satisfactory progress. According to V.A.
regulations, a student will be considered lo be
making unsatisfactory progress when he ac-
cumulates twelve semester hours of un-
sstislBCtory grades or when he Is subject to
ecademk: dismissal. Falling grades and D grades
in the major, minor, and courses^re^quired for cludrton^'u^'";;, g;;;';h^',
assisting students to find satisfactory
professional employment. Registration with tt>e
placement service is voiuntary and should be
made at the beginning of the senior year or and
ol the Junior year.
Poit Office
A regular post office Is operated In the College
Plaza. Community students can secure a box for
their mail or can have It delivered on a rural route
through the Oottewah Post Office.
RecreffHond FacilFtiu
The College provkles a broad range of
recreational activities. These facilities are
available when not in class use:
■ Olympic Size swimming pool
• Four Hand Bail Courts
• special Jogging Track
• Baskettiali Courts
• 3-Hoie Golf Course
WNle acUvety particlpellng In the campus
considered
ned VJ\. counseling a
' problems dealing w
refer to the OHIce of f
Department located £
laundry
A laundry and dry clea
ts and the community 1;
Plaza. Dormitory studei
Financhil Aid & Loaiu
The College maintains e
Rnance which wilt advise I
availability ol loens, grants si
from prfvste and government sources.
e Service Compui Security
nn Wood ^ fy,, y^^ security officer is in charge of
pus partdng and security of the buildings.
Campus Security Office is located on first tie
Health Service
Administered by a nurse in cooperatton with
the coilege physician. Regular dink: houra are
maintained by the staff. After clink: houra a nurae
Is available at all times for emergenclea by caMing
396-4300. In order to provide maximum health
benefits to students the (oBowIng provtotona are derstendini
'^''^L^ Christian d
1. Services are exter>ded to all dormitory simple, api
Inhabitants and all village student taking 8 or we bellevi
more houra during Itie school year and 3 or more cloles vstIe
during the summer. 2. The coilege phystelan
makes daily calls at the Heallh Servk:e Monday
through Friday beginning at 9:30 a.m. He latves principles
as Boon as all who are walUng have been 8een.3- There
An Insurance brochure concerning information
about Insurance coverage and details about how
and when to file a claim are given to each student
at registration. All students registered lor a
minimum of 6 hours or residing In dormitories are
covered by student Insurance. 4. A fourteen bed
infirmary is maintained for ovemi^t
If necessary.
Heellh Service issues no medicaJ exc
expected that the student will contact
teacftera and work supervtsora as
possiUe regarding illness.
Banquet Anvngeaents & Catering
WhDe every effort \6
requests lor speclsilzed food service, it must be
emphasized ttiat due to the advanced planning
often required and to the posslUiity of conflicting
requests, tfie College Food Service cannot tie
expected to provide specialized food service
unless planning for the occasion tiss been
Initiated with the Director at least two weeks In
Dress Code
) Faculty of Southern Missionary Coilege
silScatlon ol these
to place and from Of.
e a responsibility t
liege to interpret tt
tr Christ's
3 character is judged b
mple and appropriale
e campus are expected to respect ttte SMC
Counielbig and Testing
The Dean of Student Affairs
mat program of counseling through the Testing
and Counseling Office. This program provides
various aptitude and psychological tests as well
as interest and pereonality Inventories which are
available for students who wlsti to gain insight In-
DanlellsH
College |„urenee
a men Health Insurance is
taking eight houra or
the regular school yei
directly to tt
3 equipped ai
wilh their college
life. College entrance
other personal data wl
seiing and guidance are
and Counseling Office.
and planning f
n the firet floor and the cafeteria
the second floor. On the third floor ere local
Student
formal lounge,
Chaplain's Office and Counseli
Foodservice
in addition to ita t>asic function of making
available attractive meals which will provide the
l>est possible nutrition, the College Food Servtee
organized to provide specialized
and t>anquets. WhQe every effort
3r during is made to accommodate requests lor
id claims specialized food service. It muat be emphasized
Servk:e. that due to ttte advanced planning often required
and to the possit>llty ol confIk:tIng requests, the
Coilege Food Service cannot be expected to
provUe specialized food service unless planning
tor at least two weeks In advance. MeaiUmee
provide some of the most valuable educatk>ru]
d cultural experience on the college campus,
lera ol ttw College Food Service are expected
relate themselves in accord with the cultural
indards appropriate to a Christian CoHege. An
monthly atatement. A $.50 surctwrQe
I escti meal charged wlttiout an klen-
General Campus Wear
a College C
Bonking and Catb Wtthdrowali
The accounting offtee operates a deposit
tianking service for ttw convenlef>ce of ttie
student. Financial sponsora should provMe
students with Isuffteient funds ttirough the
banking service to cover the coat ol personal
itema of an Incidental nature and travel expenses
ofl campus Including vtcatkm periods. With-
drawals may be made by the st)jdent In peraon
only as long as there Is a credit balance. Tbeee
deposit accounts are entirely separate from the
student's school expense-accounL Witftdrawala
from regular expense accounts are discouraged
and permitted only under special arrangements
with the Director ol Student Finance and with ttw
permlsskm of ttie financial sponsor.
py attire are not appropriate for general ca
lain academic experiences a different tyi
drees may t>e permitted. Any exceptions mt
cleared through the Shjdent Affairs Commiit
General Campus Wear Exceptions
TT>e student center, library and caleteria v
permit Jeans as a part of student clothing on 5u
day and after 5:00 pm on weekdays.
Jewelry such as bracelets, necklaces
eluding medallions), earrings ar
rings, as well as professkinai.
engagement rings, are not sOowed.
n groomed and neatly
STUDENT HANDBOOK
General Regulations
OtfuBsUpS:
Attendanca at Soumem Mfssiona/y College \i
corwldered to be a prtvlleoe gra led to those whc
give satisfactory evidence thai Ihey can benefl'
from Ifie unique features which i
CoHege and thai their preser
cotnpllshmeni of the College's
Qtve auch evidence. A atudenfa citizenship stan-
ding is detemilned laroely by the following
criteria: Observance of soda! regulations: dining
tendance of vesper. Sabbath s
residence hall worship servtcas; compliance with
campus automobile reoulatlorw; dress and per-
sonai grooming; room cleanlineea: faithfulness in
meeting appoinfinents: honesty and recreatlonai
standards, A studftnt who finds himaeif out of har-
mony with the social policies of the Coilege. who
Owptlt
All students - married or single, community or
dormitory ere required to ettend the twice weekly
chapel servlcaa. Meetings are held at 1 1 :1 5 am
Tuesday and Thursday either In the church or the
P.E. Center.
Oean of Students Office by the following Friday
noon for the Tuesday Chapel missed and by the
following Monday noon for the missed Thursday
chapel. Excused blanks can be obtained at the
Deao of Students' OfficB or the Residence Hail
Desks', In extenuatino circumalances a per-
manent chapel excuse may be obtained from the
If students. This excuse is good lor one
Dliclphi
All dtedpOnary procedures are under the direc-
tion of the Oean o( Students. A student whose
negative behBvk}r la isider constderalkxi Is sub-
feet to dlsc^jbury acOon at any level.
1. Counsel — TTts Dean of Students or other
offlceii of ttw Colege may give a
nt Involved In a mlnoroffense or a relatively
behavtorai devlatton a written or vert>al
or letter of couneet,
idvlce — The Dean of Students or other ad-
officers of Itie CoHege may give a let-
of advice to a eludent Involved in a more
ous offense or behavkxal deviation.
Warning — The Dean of Students may give a
M- of warning to a shjdent Involved In a senous
offense or behavioral deviation.
4. Citizenship Probation — The Dean ol
Students may piece a student who is involved in a
serious offense
Citizenship Probatbn.
Citizenship Protution car
of the foltowing restrictions
Students are not to have the folkiwlng as a perl
uT their Bfestyte:
1 . Disawnlnating kleas which undennine the
reilgloua ktealt of the institution.
2.Di8pJaylng a detrtnwntal influence or spirit
manrfestly out of harmony with the standards
or basic philosophy of the school,
3. Using profane language.
4. Possessing or displaying obscene nterature
or objects; indulge In lewd conduct or
suggestions,
5. Drinking or possessing alcoholic beverages
allowing their use In pne's room, or frequent-
ing places where such beverages are sen/ed
6. Using tobacco, narcotics, or hallucinogenic
blinga.
3f playin
t. Campus Reslriclion — May leave
ronlyaj
Ihe subsequent
-. le college
nuepl when Involved in class activity.
It student fails in living
e cilizenshlp probation he or she will probably
1 1 . Violating college standards governing
1 2. immoral behavior,
1 3. Attending places of questionable amuse-
ment including movie and drive-in theaters
1 4. Entering or leaving residence halls by any
means other than Ihe entrance designated
lor regular use at the time,
1 5. Unapproved absence from a residence hall
after closing hours.
1 6. Illegal possession or use of keys.
1 7. Failing to confonn to the stipulations of any
disciplinary action.
18. OlsRjplion of either the learning experience
PvMkDltplor of Affection
Overt physical expression of emotional feelini
toward the opposit aex. The public expression o
affection is In poor taste. Students who do no
w without specific charge
ProblomtRelBtiiigToSei
Southern Missionary College
day Advenlisl Church
subscribe to the curre
"s relating
student to
provided the student's conduct
during the Interim.
6. Suspension — The Dean of Students may
suspend a student from College for a definite or
an indefinite period of time. Studenis under
I leave the campus during the en-
)1 suspension unless specific
as been suspended must submit
College readmission to the Dean
operation of the college.
1 . Campus building, being present on
top of or in other unauthorized places . $25,
2. Tampering with Fire Fighting Equipment 50.
3. Firearms or peilel guns, possession of. 5*;
4. Fireworks and Combustible Chemicals,
possession of or exploding
6. Television,
of Students.
7. Withdrawal
single
authority
< relation
may tie advised by the
draw from the College.
privilege of withdrawing agrees
away from the College community; ■■"-
willingness to
who has been suspended
■iiueii have hia re-appilcatior
Dean of Shjdents.
8- Dismissal or expulsion - ... „,„,^, ^,„„3
discipline the Dean of Students may expel
„....j_-,( f^jj^ College. Such acUon may resu,,
a student's being involved in any of the
sibjaUons above under ' ■withdrawal." Ex-
students wfflflot beeiigible for readmtoalon
to Southern Missionary College.
college discipline
7. Property, wilifull destruction of
(fine plus payment of damages) .
Failure to register I _. . . _,
Failure to property display parking decal !
Parking violations (1 st and 2nd tickets)
Tickets I
Reckless I
Speeding
Stop SIg
Driving on lawns and in other
unauthorized [
Parking in handteapped e
All fines must be paki in caah to the Cash
office by a specified assigned date.
CevtrantBt Nfcf
All regulations adopted by the faculty and an-
nounced to the sfentents have the same force as
those published In the annual bulletin or In the
STUDENT HANDBOOK. Students and
em^toyeea living in the reaWence halls or In the
themselves In haimony
- reguiatlona which are belnding upon
them from the Ume fhey reach Collegedale to
begin their program of study or worit, and until
they withdraw pemianentty from the College and
' Collegedale.
STUDENT HANDBOOK
1. Users must use only those computer ac- Attendance at Sabbath School and c
counts which have been authorized for their use. required of all students ar>d reside
2. Users must use their computer accounts students are required to Individually in
only tor the purposes (of which they were writing as Iheytaevethe residence hall
authorized, as arranoed with the Computer Ser- laalh scnool and church they will be i
vice Department.
3. Users should minimize the impact of their
work on the work of other users. It Is the respon-
utilizing the computer.
4. Users must not attempt to subvert the
restrictions associated with their computer ac-
Mtettaft of StvdMt OrfMhatteiis
Administrative policy ot the college
each studeni organ!
lat day. Students v
bsences will receiv
e subject to further i
]| Sabbath si
SabboHi Conduct
e by the Computer S
Department.
Student users shi
priority i
published policy pi
Music performed or reproduced anywhere on
campus Is expected to be in harmony with stan-
dards of good taste applicable to the occasion
and in keeping wilh the Idaals of spiritual com-
mitment and personal relationship with God to
which the College Isdsdlcated. To assist with the
responsibility a screening committee Is ap-
pointed by the College president each year to
screen all student programs before they are
presented. Student groups should contact the
chalmian of the screening committee In ample
lime before their schedule performance so ttut
can be called for the screening.
a program property screened may
la program. A musical
I organized by students for public per-
(airs Committee.
Motion PietHfo PoRey
All feature lengh motion pictures must be
cleared by the Faculty Film Preview Committee
lor showing by a student group either on or off
campus. The Studeni Association Is pemiitted
one feature film showing per year for a public
benellt program. Campus organizations may be
restricted to the membership of the sponsoring
group and Invited guests. No campus
organization will be allowed to show more Itian
one such film during an academic year. Requests
lor the showing of any feature length film should
Intramural Sportt
The College encourages intramural athletic ai
physical exercise and relaxation from mental ai
tivity and also as a means of providing e:
perience In. team relationships and developing.
Organizations
I Its
committees, more than thirty campus
organizations provide opportunity tor leadership
training. They may be classified under four
divisions: church-related organizations, social
clubs, professional clubs, and special Interest or
hobby clubs. The church-related organizations
are the Campus Ministry, Ministerial Seminar
Collegelate Adventists for Better Uving, and the
Colporteur Club. Tbe departmental clutis are
organlzell by the Instructional departments of the
College under the sponsorship of department
heads. The social clut}3 are organized according
Studeni AftaifsOlfice.
Intramural Sportt
The College encourages
tivitles as a means of provUIng
physical exercise c
t providing ex-
perience in team retaUorahlpa and developlna
good sportsmanship. Competitive play twtwean a
team representing the CoHege and a team
representing another Instttutjon or organtzetton Is
f harmony with the prin-
ol Southern MIsskxtary
College. To be eligible to participate In Intramural
sports a person muat meet one of the folkiwlng^
stlpulatbns for fall and spring
Euainotioti ltscM«fing
Students are expected to
Rescheduling ol examination
e currently enrolled (or a
x(6)
mediate family, or
sctiedulad on the
rescheduling exam
e directed tc
e Dean of Students.
Social Due Pracoii
A student who has
diaclpllne may appeal the decision to the Dean o
Students. The student may then appeal the Dear
of Students' decision directly to the Preaident o
the College.
Hra Dtpatnont ind AmbulonM Sarvice
Club Activities
organizations terminate at least seven days
Student Officort, Quoliftcationt Of
For a student to hold an office In any student
organizations including a publication staff or a
committee or In any non-academic organization
which performs publicly on or off campus, he
must have a record of good citizenship and a
minimum cumulative grade point average of 2.00
and bo a member of the Studeni Association. To
organization, a student must have a record of
good citizenship and a cumulative grade point
average of 2.25 or a 2.60 grade point average for
the previous semester with a minimum
cumulative average of 2.00. Secondary school
grade point averages will be calculated on major
subjects only.
SecU FnctfMt Md Ovtkitt
All student organizations planning social or
recreational activities off campus muat make
proper advance arrangements through ttie Dean
of Students' Office. Requests, complete with the
nsmes ot chaperonas and the signature ol the
faculty sponsor, are to be filed by 10:00 a.m.
Wednesday of the week preceding the proposed
activltiy with a description of proposed Sabbath
activities including Sat}t}ath sctiool and church
services. Residence hall students expectino to
take part In any ott-campus social activity musi
complete the regular residence hall leave form
which must be submitted to their respective
Academic Policies
Closi Attendence
Acadf mtc Dm Ptocms
rights have tieen infringed or tfu
treated unjustly with respect tc
; Dean or a person designated b
him and shall include three other faculty men
bars and two students. These members will b
selected by the Academic A
demand. Both the atudant and faculty rr
Involved in the case are entitled to appea
the committee or to present a written st
(Thed
shall
scheduled meeting of the
sidered as either excused
cused absences are reco^lzad as absences In-
curred because ot Biness, authorized school
trips, or emergencies twyond the atudenfs con-
ctaas or latKXBtory
be presented to the Indh/kluats involved In writing
within days of the committee meeting unless a
later time is agreed upon by both partlea. The
decision ot the committee Is binding and will be
Implemented by the teacher or edministrBtively.
■The decision ot any committee may be appealed
to the college president," (See also Right to
Petmon.)
Witli^awBl
STUDENT HANDBOOK
Housing Policy
Single Student HowEng
Single students who have rut completed a bo:-
csJaureale deflree or four years of college and
who do not live with parents, doae relatives a
legal guardians in thevldnlty, live In the residen-
ce hate. In order to live elsewhere they must
present written request to the Dean of Students.
Such requests wlB be considered If the student Is
not 00 Citizenship ProbaUon, demonstrates
definite financial need which oH-campus IMng
will con'ect, or other extenuating circumstances
making non-dormttofy residence necessary. In
genera] only students 23 and older are allowed to
live outside the residence halle. When a student
has t»en given apeclal pennlsslon to live off
campus, no change in residence may be made
without pennlsslon of the Dean of Students.
assigned lo them. The College
lor personal property stored In the residence hall,
for loss of money or other valuables on ttie part of
students, nor for eny damage suffered by motor
vehicles on College property. For reasons of
security, students should deposit all but amall
amounts of money In a student drawing account
al the Business Office or In a bank. Adequate
comprehensive inaurBnce coverage for bicycles
""' " Off-
Ssventh-day Adventtets recognize that God Is
not only the Creator and Sustalner of the eartti
knowledge and wisdom. Although many values
common to clssslcal and modem humanism are
accepted at Southern Misalonaw CoHege, it is
the mind of the Creator, t
I Chrfatlan education is lo assist the
3 in knowing end doing, with Chrfsfa help,
of God more perfectly. Only through
Donnltofy housing Is under the direction of the
Dean of Students.
Marriwl Student HoDsIns
Manled student housing is available through
the Business Manager's Office. Once a student
is no longer enrolled or accepted as a student he
wiu be asked to vacate cdlega housing.
Oritndo CompiH Hoinlng
Single students are required to live in the
residence hall on the Ortando campus as per
policy on the Collogedale Campus. TTie college
does not own married student housing. It is the
maniod couple's responsibility to secure their
own housing.
Residence Hall Life
Reiidencfl HoH Privacy
The College residence halla ere prlvete tor their
occupents. Community students and others may
visit In the residence halls during residence hell
hours In accord with the nonnal proprtetlea for
. visiting a private home.
RuMenceHoRVIihing
Mixed groups not permitted In private residen.
ce hall rooms.
ftuidencs Hon Worship
All reakJence hall students are required lo at-
tend the worship service thet la held In the
residence halls each evening, Monday through
Thursday each week. The Friday evening
vespera and Sabbatti evening meditaftons which
are held In the church are counted for residence
hall worships etc,
SaHfaig
Selling or soliciting of goods or services in the
residence must be approved by the Head Dean
Salesmen or peddlers are not allowed to *unc
tion on the college campus.
TslcphonM
Each residence hall noom Is equipped with a
telephone. The telephones are restricted to local
calls. Personal arrangements for long distance
service may be made with the telephone com-
pany by paying a deposit Pay telephones are
available In the residence halls and In the College
Plaza Under no circumstances are third party
calls to be made on the college telephone system
or collect calls to be accepted.
Room DeposH
After a student has been accepted by the
College a room reservation can be made. Before
a housing or room reservation may be made, $75
of the advance payment as a deposit must be
paid. Tentative reservations may be made without
a deposit before July 1, however, the deposit
must be paid by that date In onder to hold the
After July 1, requests lor reser-
by
I $75
1 ttrough Ir
e hannonious development of the physical,
iBi, social and spiritual powers, preparing the
The residence
dedicated to creating
encourage good -habits and positive attitudes,
developmeni,
WlinttoBrhg
The College residence hall homes are equip-
ped with beds, desks, chairs, drawer space and
window drapes. Ail rooms are carpeted. Residen-
ce hall students should provide their own:
Sheets Bedspread
Towi
h Cloths
an the Image of his Creator ■ lo
B purpose In his creation might
e object of Christian educalran.
nan to be God'a crowning acl of
GENERAL PHILOSOPHY Or BEHAVIOR
Southern Missionary CoBege subscribes to »
i redemption ai
philosophy that e
1. Tott
e Scriptures to those v,
college are dedicated. From time to Hme
struggling to over-
as those relating to
hetero). The college to eager to" helTm^
- -- ■- In their fight for vtatory over sin. Per-
9 avallabte for counsalino alther on cam-
a reteral basis off campus.
student by choice does not ap-
roblems with a determlnatton to
or If tt» atudent la defensive of
participate In actions
come serious problems au
alcohol, narcottea, drugs.
il dlfflcultlee, t
relating
college are of no benefit to the student.
3 leave ttw college
Pillow Cases Waste I
Blankets
DonnHory Worships
Students missing more than one worship
Ajring a week will receive a notice indicating the
days mlsaed. If the atudent does not return this
notice the excesafve absences will be unex-
When an excuse Is returrwd lo the dean It will
bo reviewed and a Judgement made to accept or
reject the excuse. A noBce wfl) then be returned
to the atudent Indicating the excesshia-Bklps for
the week and tht total for the semester.
Seven (7) excesahre skips will be permitted
during a semester. Upon the eighth excessive
aWp the student's reglatrBtlon Mrlil be cancelled
To be reinstated a letter of commitment must be
aubmmed to the dean of students. At that point a
decWon wHI be made concerning the atudenta
'-'-— (There is a $25 readmlaalon cash
deposit. An advance f
student of a room. The deposit will be refunded
when a student checks out of the residence halls
aHer the first 30 days of residency provided all
domiitory obligations have been satislactoriiy
cared for and the floor, walls, and woodwork and
lurniture of the room are clean and undamaged.
Resident Assistants
Each residence hall employs a staff of resident
assistants to assist the deans In the dormitory ad-
ministration. The H.A.'s (resident assistants) job is
lo create an atmosphere in the dormitories ttiat
will enhance the academic, social and spiritual
well-being of the students. Although the R.A 's
are students themselves, they have received m-
lansive training so Ihey can effectively be an en-
tension of the professional deans.
Residence HaH Hours
Residence halls will be open according to Ihe
lollowing schedule:
Sunday-Thursday 6:00 a.m. lo 1 0:30 p.m
Sabbath
halls
B:00a.
2:00 p
to the following schedule:
Visiting hours (lounge only)
Sunday-Thuraday 7:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
Friday 7:00 a.m. to Sunset
Calling hours (the above plus)
Friday Sunset to Vespers
Sabbath 7:30a.m.toil:00p.m
TELEPHOHES
The college supplies telephones for local use
only. No collect calls are lo be accepted or third
party calls to be made to the college's phones.
Studends intereatod in an unrestricted phone
must deal directly with the telephone company.
Students accepting collect calls will have their
phones disconnected. A disconnection fee will
be charged. Those who make third party billing
calls to any college phone niimKor i *,„ ^ —
pad from a '
t.ommunicaioo Mb nature, purposes, and plans
through davine revelation- They further believe
that the Bible - both OkJ and New Testaments -
was given by Inspiration of God, contains a
revelelton of His win to men. and constitutes the
STUDENT HANDBOOK
Residence Hall Life (Con't.)
ReipMiiMHti of RfiUtriM Hal Sndtirtt
RhUwk* hil stuitanti ■« twM rMpondbts
tor ■■ acttvMM wtitch W(« plK* In tha room
■slioncd to lh«m. Bw Coleea to not responattjte
lor penonal property storMl m the reehlance hall,
lor k>M of morwy or other valuablaa on the part of
the aludenl nor for any c^riage suffered by
motor vehtciee on Colaga property. For reasons
ol security, studanla should deooalt all txjl small
amounts ol rnoney In a student drawing account
at the Buslrtees Otflce or In a tiank. Adequate
compretienstve Insurance covereoe lor bicycles
and motor vehlctes should t
iMVM
guns ere not allowed oi
of or exploding fin
pus Is expressly prohibited. VIofalora ol ihe
regulations will be fined and wfll be subject tc
suspension or dismlsaal.
Fir* iiwipwiit, MIsvM tf
The misuse of fire extinguishers, fire alanna, oi
other (Ire protection equipment will 3ub)ect c
shjdent to a S50 fine and/or other discipline.
- Residence hall
expected to
feen closing
they have rrat arranged an'
leave requests are available In the
r\all ohlces. II llw period of proposed
the campus Includes a work or ch'^';
it. suitable an'sngements mu^i uu
Dean respecUvety. Overnight leaves In Ihe
surrounding community (Chattanooga -
Collegedale - Cleveland) ere not permitted unless
the students are accompanied by parents. Over-
night leaves are cancelled at any time students
are present on campus or In the surrounding
community (Chattanooga ■ Collegedale -
Cleveiand) during the time ol the leave. II under
21 years of age, freshment students with less
than a 3.00 grade-point average on a minimum of
1 2 graded semester hours and students who are
might
Babysitting In the residence halls ii
Residence hati parking Is permitted only In Ih
lots provided. A $20 parking fee Is required l<
each semester. The parking sticker must b
displayed In the lower lelt rear window.
on scholastic protatlon
leaves which Involve a
nights ol at>sence fi
semester, excluding v
citizenship probation are limited to ovemighl
leaves which Involve a maximum of two (2) nights
m of eight (8)
Students
old
nthec
excluding vacations. In case of an emergency
requiring, a leave which is not provided for by
regular policy, parents ahould contact the
request an extension o
SisningOvt
II students are expected t<
Refrigerators of 4.5 cu
are permitted In student
ceptkm of electric fans,
pllances are not permitted in the student ro
Reoa Cm mi ImpKliM
Students are expected to keep their
d orderly. The College
Motor Vehicle Code
halt deans or the Dean or Students.
AH Southern Missionary College students e
held responsitile for acquainting themselvE
snd conducting 1
following motor vehicle a
Sabbath School and Cfaurch AttMteiM
Attendance at Sabbath school and church ser-
vices is required of resident students each week.
Sludents are required to individually indicate in
writing as they leave the residence hall Sabbath
school and church they will be attending that day.
i will tw subject
Seclkxi II — Motor Vehicle Registration
1. Any motor vehicle that la subject to the use
of a student must be registered witii the
College In Ihe student's name at registration
ttne or within 46 hours of Its anival in the
vldnlty.
2. Temporary registration lor motor vehicles
brought to the campus lor a short period of
time must be made witi) tiw residence hall
dean or the Dean of Shjdents.
3. Secreting a motor veNcle. undeclared and
unregistered with ttie College, or failure to
register one's motor vehicle Is considered a
serious Infraction of College rules. {Fines for
unauthorized vehk:les Is S50.00).
. A student may not register a motor vehicle
which is owrtod or operated by anotiier
. Registration stickers (decals) are available for
'dormitory students at Ihe residence halls and
for community students at the Dean of
Students' Office during the sc
Please place In lower left of rear wi
i by the date specified on the ticket
re to pay by this time automatically can-
the student's registration.
KJtion VI — Out-ofState Vehicles
A student from a state other than Tennessee
shoukJ check with the State Highway Patrol
in Chattanooga to determine whattwr the
vehicle Iksnae Issued by his home state Is
valid In ttie state oi Tennessee. Purcfiase of a
Tennessee State vehicle license Is
necessary where reciprocity agreements do
not exist which validate the home slate ilcen-
se during residertce In the Slate of Ten-
Section III — Parking
1. For each semeste
are charged a pa
vehicles. Students >
Section Vll — Damage, Loss or Theft.
Southern Missionary College a
responsibility for loss resulting fi
College property.
Section VIII — Bicycles;
tive residence hall parking lots a
nd lo non-
sidewalks or on grsssed areas
ol me cam-
3, Students who live off campus are
parlung lee ol S7.50 per semeste
an automobile or motorcycle.
4, Students who live off campus
5, Faculty and s.laff are also require
charged a
community
to display
3. Bicycles are lo be stored only In
Section IX — Inoperable Vehicles:
Except by pomiiaslon o( a rea
deslgnaled
Section IV - Driving
1
A laculty -student appeals c
periodically to hear appeals
Motor Vthicto Hnsi
~
1. Pariting violations are sut]ject t
$5,iD0 for the first anfl second
rr
Failure to register a motor vehicle, ,
Failure lo property display parking d
. . . 25.00
the time prescribed on the ttekel
s S2.00 surcharge along with
Reckless Driving
Secreting unauthorized vehicle .
. . , 50.00
atop signs
esult In a
sry action.
Slop Sign violation
will result InaflneolSIO.OO,
unaulhonzed P "^
1000
3. Secreting or failure to reglste
vehicle with the College wilt
SSO.OO fine and possible dladpllni
Property, wiPlul destnjctlon ol
(line plus paymentof damages) . . .
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REGISTRATION -1980- SMC
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