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Southern  /Iccent 


IEGISTRATION  EXCEEDS  EXPECTATIONS 


/  Norman  Hobbs 
Registration  pleasantly  sur- 
lised  the  Southern  College 
Kculty.  Including  159  students 
^■Orlando,  1434  students  were 
^Bstered-only  three  shy  of  last 
^Brs  total  at  the  same  point  in 
^B  semester.  Miss  Elam,  Direc- 
^R-  of  Records,  is  well  pleased 
Hh  the  incomplete  Figures.  She 
^Rted  that  registration's  final 
^Kmbers  are  quite  surprising. 
He  registrants  will  be  coming, 
^Hthe  "growth  mold"  for  the 
^Bire  looks  impressive.  She 
^Bo  praised  the  recruitment 
Bpgram  and  is  very  excited: 
^Southern  College  is  on  the  go 
Rh    a    renewed    spirit    of 

enthusiasm." 
^H  response  to  what  may  have 
^Bgered  the  larger-than- 
^Bected  turnout,  Dr.  Barrow, 
^Erector  of  Admissions,  corn- 
fronted,  "KLM's  'Gateway  to 
^Kirope'  was  developed  as  a 
^Kans  of  interest  to  bring  and 
m  retain  studentt  M.n7- 
Bholarships  were  offered: 
^ndership,  academic,  national 
Herit,  ACT,  and  student  mis- 
^ronary . ' '  Dr.  Barrow  also 
Braised  his  office  personnel  for 
^neir  hard  work  in  keeping  up 


with  the  voluminous  mail  and 
in  returning  quick  responses. 
He  explained  the  recruitment 
program,  which  encouraged 
enrollment,  as  having  two  main 
thrusts:  "We  had  recruiters  in 
all  five  conferences  of  the 
Southern  Union,  and  our 
telemarketing  program  con- 
tacted students  by  phone." 

Yet  the  large  enrollment  had 
an  unexpected  effect  on  Talge 
Hall  and  Thatcher  Hall.  To 
save  money,  during  the  sum- 
mer, block  walls  had  been  con- 
structed to  divide  the  third  floor 
into  sections,  thus  closing  parts 
of  the  dorm.  Because  enroll- 
ment supplied  more  Talge 
residents  than  expected,  two  of 
the  walls  needed  to  be  taken 
down  on  the  second  day  of 
registration.  Dean  Christman, 
Dean  of  Men,  originally  ex- 
pected around  350  residents- 
right  now  there  are  just  over 

pressed  his  feelings  this  way: 
"Of  course,  we  were  glad  to 
knock  the  walls  down  to  make 
room  for  more  students.  It 
would  be  fantastic  to  have  no 
more  room  in  the  inn  and  you 


can  take  that  one  to  the  bank . ' ' 
In  Thatcher  the  annex  had  to  be 
reopened  after  original  plans 
were  to  have  all  the  women  in 
However,  despite  the  general 
feeling  of  pleasant  surprise 
among  faculty  members, 
registration  left  students  in 
various  moods.  Freshmen  that 
were  asked  about  registration 


had  varying  opinions.  While 
some  described  the  registration 
process  as  "confusing  and  ir- 
ritating," most  had  positive 
simple";  "advisors  were  very 
helpful";  "easy  to  find  way 
around."  Still  others  enjoyed 
meeeting  people  at  registration 
and  thought  the  process  of 
registration  was  fun. 


Upper-classmen  had  com- 
ments about  registration  as 
well.    Some    students    who 

menting  "a  bummer."  A  third- 
year  student  found  registration 
well  organized  and  easier  with 
experience.  Altogether, 
registration  was  a  success. 


■The  Return  of  Frampton 


My  Brent  Van  Arsdell 
I  Mac  Frampton  and  his  band 
Bvill  present  a  contemporary 
Ipiano  concert  Saturday, 
■September  8,  1984,  at  8:45  p.m. 
|in  the  P .  E .  Center.  The  concert 
s  for  displayers  of  SC  ID 
Icards;  for  others  the  charge 

■  runs  as  follows:  adults~$3.00, 
|families--$7.00,  children  and 
I  senior  citizens--$2.00.  The  con- 
I  cert  counts  toward  one  hour  of 

non-traditional  college 
credit. 

Saturday  evening's  concert 
I  should  appeal  to  a  variety  of 
I  musical  tastes,  as  Frampton's 
Irepertoir  ranges  from  classical 
Ito  jazz.  When  asked  to  describe 
land  define  his  style,  Mac  said, 
lilt's  easier  to  say  what  it's  not. 
t  rock,  it's  not  jazz,  and 
t  classical,  yet  it  has  in- 
Ifiuences  of  all  three.   It  has 

■  classical  discipline,  with  the 
I  freedom  of  pop." 

Described    by    reviewers    as 

"one  of  the  most  exciting  and 

I  'Rented  young  pianists  on  the 

I  American   stage    today,    Mac 

I  Frampton  is  an  international 

f  concert  artist  who  has  appeared 

frequently  on  television  and  has 

P'ayed  more  than  a  thousand 

J;°"certs  with  his  trio.  In  addi- 


tion, he  has  written  the  score 
for  two  original  musicals  and 
the  arrangements  for  three 
others.  He  has  appeared  with 
several  major  orchestras  as  a 
guest  conductor  and  guest 
soloist.  Six  successful  record 
albums  are  credited  to  him. 

Mac  Frampton  came  to  na- 
tional prominence  when  he  won 
the  bronze  medal  in  the  1969 
Van  Cliburn  International 
Piano  Competition.  He  holds 
the  master's  and  doctor's 
degrees  in  music  from  Cincin- 
nati University. 

Frampton  is  not  a  stranger  to 
Southern  College.  Two  years 
ago  Frampton  presented  an 
"absolutely  phenomenal"  con- 
cert. "Frampton's  artistic  ex- 
pression is  of  fine  quality  and 
style.. .stimulating  music!" 
recalls  Harry  Brown,  a  senior 
computer  science  major.  "He 
pulled  out  the  stops  and  put  .lis 
heart  into  playing,"  said  Keith 
Potts. 

Probably  the  most  impressive 
part  of  his  concert  was  his 
medley  of  favorites-favorites 
selected  by  the  audience  and  ex- 
pertly performed  a  minute 
continued  on  pa 


Hefferlin  Heads  for  Denver 


By  Cynthia  Watson 

Dr.  Ray  Hefferlin,  a  graduate 
of  the  California  Institute  of 
Technology,  has  been  a  physics 
professor  of  Southern  College 
since  1955..  He  has  left  Col- 
legedale  for  the  University  of 
Denver  on  a  one-year  sab- 
batical leave. 

"My  professional  objective  at 
the  University  of  Denver  is  to 
begin  to  write  a  book  on  the 
research  I've  done  over  the  past 
several  years,"  Dr.  Hefferlin 
states.  Due  to  the  increased  in- 
terest in  his  field.  Dr.  Hefferlin 
believes,  "It  is  time  to  write  a 
book  on  the  subject."  His  cur- 
rent research  project,  a  periodic 
system  for  diatomic  molecules, 
involves  the  arrangement  of 
something  similar  to  the 
chemist's  periodic  chart  of  the 
elements.  Since  his  research  has 
gone  so  well  in  this  area,  Dr. 
Hefferlin  has  begun  work  on  a 
system  for  three-atom  mol- 
ecules and  is  thinking  about  a 
system    for    four-atom    mol- 

His  students  will  miss  him 
enormously.  Junior  physics 
major  David  Gentry  describes 
him  as  enthusiastic,  patient, 
and  helpful,  both  in  and  out  of 


the  classroom.  He  remembers 
"Doc",  as  Dr.  Hefferlin  is 
fondly  called,  stating  his 
grading  motto:  "I  may  not 
always  be  totally  fair,  but  I  do 
claim  to  be  consistent." 

Dr.  Hefferlin  received  invita- 
tions from  Loma  Linda  and 
Auburn  University  but  chose 
instead  to  take  his  sabbatical 
leave  at  the  University  of 
Denver.  "The  particular  in- 
terests of  the  staff  and 
geographic  location  of  the 
University  of  Denver  make  it  a 
good  choice,"  he  says.  He 
previously  knew  some  of  the 
staff.  Also,  travel  expenses  will 
be  cut  in  half  by  this  ideal 
location. 

His  speaking  engagements  will 
take  him  as  far  as  Canada  and 
Hawaii.  December  21  he'll  be 
speaking  in  Honolulu  on 
research  done  by  computer  and 
physics  major  Ken  Priddy  and 
chemistry  major  Erin  Sutton. 
In  Toronto  he'll  be  reporting 
on  research  done  with  Henry 
Kuhlman.  His  last  speaking 
engagement  will  be  in  May  at 
Los  Angeles. 

His  family  has  taken  the  move 
in  stride.  His  wife's  plans  to 


further  her  education  with 
classes  in  interior  design  have 
been  cancelled  since  the  Univer- 
sity doesn't  offer  them. 
Melissa,  his  oldest  daughter, 
doesn't  seem  to  mind  giving  up 
the  office  of  Student  Associa- 
tion President  at  Collegedale 
Academy  in  order  to  be  with 
her  family. 

Physics  professor  Henry 
Kuhlman,  who  has  been  an  in- 
dispensable associate  to  Dr. 
Hefferlin  in  his  research,  says, 
"The  physics  department  will 
miss  him  tremendously,  and 
we'll  just  have  to  limp  until  he 
gets  back.  His  presence  will  be 
especially  missed  by  the 
school." 

Through  the  Business  Ex- 
cecutive  Challenge  to  Alumni 
(BECA)  program,  the  school 
has  granted  Dr.  Hefferlin 
$5,000  for  the  expenses  of 
traveling  to  consult  with  other 
specialists    in    his    field    of 


research.  Those  individuals  that  ,<jK 
are  interested~io_writing  Dr.  ^B 
Hefferlin  should  do  so  at  the 
following    address:    Physics 
Dept.,  University  of  Denver, 
Denver,  CO,  80208. 


Editorial 
O    We're  Talkin'  Proud! 

really  enjoyed,  and  because  of  that  displeasure,  I  refuse  c  u 
it  The  words  we're  talkin',  when  used  in  slang  manner,  just  ir- 
r  tate  me°espeeially  when  used  in  a  series  of  descriptions.  For 
xampTe,  I  was  watching  a  televised  football  game  one  day  and 
helnouncer,  in  his  efforts  to  describe  a  receiver-, £»£*£ 
to  the  viewers  a  similar  line  of  descriptions  as  the  f°"°™S; 
"We're  talkin'  quick,  we're  talkin'  lightning  speed,  we  re  talkin 
mercury,  we're  talkin' ..."  You  get  the  picture?  Not  too  long  ago, 
however,  I  heard  those  words  used  with  the  word  proud  follow- 
ing them,  and  to  my  ears,  they  had  a  nice  ring  We  re  talkin 
proud'"  If  you  say  the  words  loud  enough,  they  sound  pretty 
good.  I  believe  we  should  adopt  that  line  to  describe  this  year. 

You  might  ask,  "What  have  we  got  to  be  proud  on  Allow 
me  to  answer  in  this  manner  although  it  is  against  my  better  judg- 
ment. We're  talkin'  a  higher-than-expected  enrollment,  we  re 
talkin'  Christian  friends,  we're  talkin'  Christian  teachers,  we're 
talkin'  new  friends,  we're  talkin'  old  friends,  we're  talkin'  more 
and  better  facilities,  we're  talkin'  a  dedicated  S.A.,  we're  talkin' 
a  new  and  exciting  Sabbath  School  format,  we're  talkin'  more 
Campus  Ministries  activities,  (we're  talkin'  a  new  Compugraphic 
machine),  and,  last  but  certainly  not  least,  we're  talkin  redecora- 
tion  of  Talge  Hall.  In  other  words,  we're  talkin'  proud! 

Everyone  does  not  have  the  privilege  of  attending  a  Christian 
institution.  Even  less  have  the  privilege  of  attending  Southern  Col- 
lege.We  should  be  proud  of  our  school  and  what  it  stands  for. 
While  it  is  true  that  secular  colleges  offer  many  incentives  that 
a  Seventh-day  Adventist  institution  can  not  offer,  the  opposite 
of  that  statement  is  also  true.  Secular  colleges  cannot  offer  cer- 
tain incentives  that  a  college  like  ours  can.  Southern  College  pro- 
vides an  individual  with  the  opportunity  to  fellowship  with  those 
who  believe  the  same  way  he  does.  It  provides  him  with  the  chance 
to  get  closer  to  his  Lord.  If  you  were  to  read  the  Southern  Col- 

i  for  this  student's  body.  After  a  few 

strides  again.  For  that 
talkin'  proud"  as  this  year 
promises  to  be  exciting. 


D  fulfill  the  school'! 


.  All  things  considered,  1984-85 


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An  Interview  With  The  President 


You  have  been  president  of  this 
college  for  over  a  year  now;  what 
were  some  of  your  goals  and 
aspirations  when  you  first  took 
this  office? 
One  of  my  major  goals  was  to 
continue  the  kind  of  leadership 
at  this  college  that  it  has  a 
reputation  for  so  that  students 
and  constituency  would  feel 
that  they  were  getting  the  best 
possible  return  on  their  in- 
vestments in  Adventist  higher 
education.  This  college  has 
been  well  managed  for  years, 
and  it's  obvious  by  the  quality 
of  people,  the  quality  of 
buildings,  the  quality  of  pro- 
grams, and  as  well  as  the  finan- 
cial statement. 

Now  as  you  enter  your  second 
year,  are  there  any  specific  goals 
for  1984-85? 

One  of  the  major  challenges 
now,  in  my  mind,  is  academic 
master  planning.  We  need  to 
know  where  we  want  to  be  five 
or  ten  years  from  now.  For  that 
very  reason,  I  am  excited  about 
Dr.  Bill  Allen  being  on  the  staff 
now.  That  is  one  of  the  items 
that  he  and  I  talked  about 
before  he  was  ever  hired,  and 
he  was  excited  about  working 
on  the  planning.  I  feel  it  is 
something  we  really  need.  I 
think  it  is  something  that  is  go- 
ing to  make  a  difference, 
maybe  not  this  year,  but  as  we 
"aTiffnlneties. 

So  then  will  there  be  any 
changes  this  year  that  students 
can  actually  see? 

I  doubt  it  as  far  as  the 
academic  master  planning. 
That  sort  of  process  takes  a 
while.  I  would  think,  however, 
that  people  who  are  now  in 
academies  would  be  able  to 
come  here,  knowing  that  the 
majors  and  programs  we  of- 
fered are  really  going  to  prepare 
them  for  the  working  world 
when  they  graduate  from  here. 
However,  the  students  will 
notice  that  there  are  fewer 
faculty  members;  there  will  be 
fifteen  fewer  members  on  cam- 
pus. But  we  were  staffed  for 
2000  students,  and  we  only  had 
1600.  So  we  had  to  be  shifting 
dollars  which  were  supposed  to 
be  dedicated  for  repairs  and 
maintenance  over  into 
operating  to  balance  our 
budget.  And  you  can't  do  that 
very  long  because  it  is  sacrific- 
ing the  future  for  the  present. 
Dr.  Wagner,  there  seems  to  be 
an  optimistic  feeling  going  over 
campus  among  both  faculty  and 

students.  What  do  you  attribute 
this  feeling  to? 
I  m  not  sure,  Dennis.  But  I'm 
glad  to  hear  you  say  that 
because  I  have  felt  very  op- 
timistic about  the  future  of  this 
college.  And  people  who  I 
associate  with  also  have  the 
same  feeling.  I'm  not  really  sure 
what  to  attribute  it  to. 
Perhaps  one  of  the  reasons  is 
that  you  have  established  a 
reputation  as  one  who  makes 


himself  available  for  many  of  the 
student  functions  and  as  one  who 
concerns  himself  with  the  divi- 
sions on  campus. 

Actually,  beginning  about 
November  of  last  year  and  con- 
tinuing on  through  the  summer, 
an  inordinately  large  amount  of 
my  time  was  taken  up  by 
retrenchment,  and  I  didn't  get 
around  to  as  many  functions  as 
I  wanted  to.  Frankly,  I  am  a  lit- 
tle bit  ashamed~about  how  lit- 
tle bit  of  visibility  I  had  during 
some  months  of  last  year,  i 
think  I  need  to  be  aware  of  the 
pulse  of  the  campus,  and  the 
only  way  I  know  to  do  that  is 


to  be  where  the  action  is.  Tkl 
year  I  want  to  increase  i 
availability. 

Gouig  onto  another  subject,  thj,  1 
scho«l  has  been  in  the  midst  of  I 
a  lot  fcf  controversy  in  the  pas,  I 
few  years  although  last  year  *,  I 
a  great  deal  more  calmer.  D,  I 
you  think  all  of  the  controvert  I 
is  behind  us?  I 

I  hope  it  is.  I  don't  see  an.1 
evidence  of  it  being  stirred  n,  I 
again.  But  I  have  learned  thjl 
it  is  awfully  hard  to  secotfl 
guess  people.  I  hope  and  priJ 
that  it  is  in  the  past.  I 

What  do  you  have  to  say  atom  I 
continued  on  page  5 


Dana  Records  First  Album 


By  Mike  Battistone 

To  Be  Loved,  the  first  album 
recorded  by  Dana  Reed  was 
released  last  month.  Although 
most  new  students  of  Southern 
College  are  not  familiar  with 
Dana,  he  is  well  known  by  the 
rest  of  the  student  body  by  vir- 
tue of  his  ability  as  both  a 
writer  and  performer  of  con- 
temporary Christian  music. 

Although  Dana  graduated 
from  SC  last  May  (he  received 
a  degree  in  communications, 
with  emphasis  in  both  jour- 
nalism and  radio-TV  film),  his 
preperation  for  his  career  began 
much  earlier  than  his  collegiate 


when  I  was  about  five  years 
old,"  Dana  recollects,  "my 
father  would  be  teaching  my 
brother  Anthony  and  me  how 
to  sing.  We  would  be  tired  and 
would  want  to  go  to  bed,  but  he 
kept  us  up,  and  that  year  we 
learned  to  harmonize." 
When  Dana  was  six  years  old, 
he  joined  the  Harlem  Boy's 
Choir  and  was  a  member  for  six 
years.  Following  this  experience 
he  joined  the  "Dynamics,"  a 
traditional  gospel  group,  and 
was  involved  in  a  number  of 
quartets,  frequently  joined  by 
Anthony.  More  recently,  he  has 


been  a  member  of  the  groups 
"Judah"  and  "Surrender." 

Currently  Dana  is  doing  solo 
work.  His  schedule  took  him  to 
the  Rosewood  Festival  in 
Nashville  this  past  weekend  ami 
he  has  several  concerts  schedul- 
ed in  New  York  later  this  year,. 

In  addition  to  his  singing  abnV 
ty,  Dana  Reed  is  an  ac- 
complished songwriter,  and  for 
five  years  composed  much  ol' 
what  he  sings.  The  song  "Justf 
a  Prayer  Away,"  one  he  wrote) 
for  a  New  York  gospel  | 
has  reached  the  number  7  slot 
on  the  gospel  chart. 

"Wiitu  cralcod  about  his  profev 
sional  goals,  Dana  replies,  "I 
am  working  to  become  the  best 
musician  I  can  possibly  be.  1 
want  to  provide  Christians 
everywhere,  particularly  young 
people,  with  music  that  they 
feel  they  can  enjoy  throughout 
the  week,  rather  than  limiting 
their  religious  music  to  the 
Sabbath." 

The  album  is  Dana's  first 
album,  but  according  to  him, 
certainly  not  his  last,  To  Be 
Loved  is  available  at  the  Hair 
Designer's  Beauty  Shop  in  the 
College  Plaza. 


Reflections 

WHITE,  GRAY,  and  BLACK 


By  Gordon  Bietz 
Once  upon  a  time  there  was  a 
man,  named  Pilgrim,  who  liv- 
ed in  the  city  of  Eladegelloc, 
and  there,  he  was  told  by  Mr. 
Speaker  that  if  he  was  to  carry 
the  name  Pilgrim  he  needed  to 
go  to  the  Holy  City.  Mr. 
Speaker  pointed  to  a  distant 
mountain  and  told  him  that  the 
Holy  City  was  on  that  moun- 
tain. Pilgrim  looked  as  careful- 
ly as  he  could,  and  he  could  on- 
ly see  a  faint  glimmer  from  the 
peak  of  the  mountain.  He 
wasn't  sure  that  he  could  make 
it  to  that  faint  glimmer,  it  look- 
ed so  distant  and  vague.  He 
told  Mr.  Speaker  that  there  was 
no  hope  for  him,  for  the 
journey  looked  too  difficult 
Mr.  Speaker  was  persistent 
though  and  described  to  him 
the  glories  of  life  in  the  distant 
city,  convincing  him  that  he 
should  go.  Still,  Pilgrim  was 
sure  that  there  was  no  way  he 
could  make  the  journey.  Mr. 
Speaker  then  told  him  that  it 
wasn't  hard  because  others  had 
gone  before  him,  and  they  had 
painted  a  white  line  for 
travelers  to  the  Holy  City  to 
follow.  Pilgrim  decided  that 
with  a  line  to  follow  he  could 
probably  make  it,  and  so  he 
started  his  journey  to  the  Holy 
City  from  Eladegelloc.  At  the 
beginning  of  the  journey  he 
found  that  everything  went  very 
smoothly.  He  had  a  very  clear, 
very  white  line  to  follow  that 
was   very   wide   and   clearly 


distinquishable  from  all  that 
surrounded  it.  "This  trip  will  be 
easy,"  he  thought  to  himself  as 
his  journey  began,  "it  is  all  so 
clear  to  me  now." 
He  traveled  quickly  as  he  kept 
his  head  down  following  the 
white  line  around  buildings, 
through  streets,  and  across 
hills.  His  confidence  level  in- 
creased as  he  moved  along  un- 
til he  came  to  a  place  where  the 
white  line  was  not  as  clear  as  it 
had  been.  It  looked  as  though 
it  had  been  smudged.  The  far- 
ther he  got  from  Eladegelloc, 
the  less  clear  the  line  seemed  to  . 

The  dimmer  the  line  became, 
the  more  he  focused  on  it,  or 
what  was  left  of  it,  and  he 
found  himself  needing  to  crawl 
along  the  road  to  keep  track  of 
the  white  line.  The  edge  of  the 
line  was  hardly  distinguishable; 
in  fact,  the  line  became  rather 
gray  as  he  traveled  along  and  its 
direction  was  no  longer  ab- 
solutely certain.  Pilgrim,  more 
determined  than  ever  to  follow 
the  line,  purchased  a  magnify- 
ing glass,  so  he  could  be  sure  of 
the  location  of  the  line. 

The  magnifying  glass  soon 
proved  to  be  inadequate,  and  so 
he  obtained  a  "Line  Detection 
Light  Meter"  which  was  conve- 
niently for  sale  just  to  the  side 
of  the  road.  The  salesman  said 
that  this  instrument  could  pick 
up  a  difference  in  reflectivity  of 
just    one    lumen    over    the 


distance  of  2  meters.  With  the 
help  of  this  instrument  Pilgrim 
was  able  to  travel  a  bit  more 
rapidly  along  the  road. 
It  wasn't  long,  however, 
before  even  the  "Line  Detec- 
tion Light  Meter"  wasn't 
enough,  and  so  he  purshased  a 
microscope  which  was  conve- 
niently for  sale  just  to  the  side 
of  the  road.  The  salesman  said 
that  this  microscope  would  be 
able  to  pick  up  pigment  of  paint 
that  was  just  a  couple  of 
microns  across  so  that  he  could 
be  sure  and  know  that  he  was 
following  the  line. 
The  trip  to  the  Holy  City  was 
becoming  drudgery  to  Pilgrim. 
Each  day  he  was  getting  out  his 
line  detecion  equipment  looking 
for  paint  and  seeking  to  distin- 
quish  the  gray  from  the  white. 
In  the  process  of  focusing  on 
the  line  he  lost  sight  of  the  Ho- 
ly City,  but  he  did  make  some 
interesting  discoveries. 
One  of  Pilgrim's  discoveries 
made  by  using  a  Geiger  counter 
was  that  the  true  white  paint 
that  must  have  been  used  by  the 
best  traveler  to  precede  him  had 
a  trace  of  a  radioactive  com- 
pound in  it.  This  discovery,  of 
course,  meant  that  he  would  be 
able  to  invent  a  machine  that 
could  detect  the  line  and  it's 
direction  even  though  there 
were  only  a  few  molecules  of 
paint  on  the  road.  He  obtained 
a  patent  on  this  new  line  detec 


tion  equipment.  He  named  the 
instrument  the  "True  Radioac- 
tive Line  Detection  Meter"  and 
contracted  with  a  local  pilgrim 
store  to  sell  his  device. 
The  advertising  was  im- 
pressive: "Guaranteed  pure  line 
detection  for  passing  pilgrims." 
He  set  up  his  own  shop  and 
made  a  killing  on  travelers  to 
the  Holy  City.  Sales  from  the 
meter  were  fantastic,  and  he 
made  a  great  deal  of  money.  He 
found  it  was  good  for  business 
to  give  generously  to  prophets 
who  encouraged  the  travelers 
on  the  road.  He  would  even 
give  a  percentage  to  prophets 
who  referred  customers.  He  in- 
vested his  profits  in  the  com- 
munity at  the  foot  of  the  moun- 
tain and  lived  comfortably 
beside  the  path  leading  to  the 
Holy  City. 

One  day  Mr.  Speaker,  the  one 
who  sent  him  on  his  journey, 
visted  him.  Pilgrim  proudly 
showed  off  his  fancy  equipment 
and  told  him  how  it  certainly 
must  have  saved  many  a 
traveler  from  straying  from  the 
true  line.  "You  see,"  he  toTd 
Mr.  Speaker,  "everything  is  so 
gray  that  by  the  time  the 
travelers  pass  through  here  they 
just  don't  know  which  way  to 
go  unless  they  buy  my 
instrument. 

"Have  you  ever  thought  why 
things  go  gray  here?"  asked 
Mr.  Speaker. 


"No,"  replied  Pilgrim,  "I  just 
know  from  personal  experience 
that  without  my  equipment  you 
simply  can't  detect  a  line  past 
this  city." 

"But  why  is  it  that  you  can't 
detect  a  line  here,  and  it  is  so 
clear  down  in  the  valley? '  *  per- 
sisted Mr.  Speaker. 

"I  don't  know"  said  Pilgrim. 

"I'll  tell  you  why,"  continued 
Mr.  Speaker.  "Look  up  at  the 
mountain." 

Pilgrim  looked  up  at  the 
mountain  peak  and  covered  his 
eyes,  for  they  were  blinded  with 
the  light  from  the  mountain. 
"You  see"  continued  Mr. 
Speaker,  "from  here  the 
traveleres  can  see  the  Holy  Ci- 
ty so  clearly  that  they  are  no 
longer  concerned  about  the 
lines  and  whether  they  are  gray 
or  white.  When  you  are  this 
close  to  the  Holy  City,  if  you 
focus  on  the  goal,  your  feet  will 
stay  in  the  path." 

"Oh"  said  an  embarrased 
Pilgrim.  "If  that  is  true,  sales 
for  the  "True  Radioactive  Line 
Detection  Meter"  will 
plummet." 

"That  is  true,"  answered  Mr. 
Speaker,  "but  then  the  travelers 
will  lift  their  eyes  and  look  at 
their  goal,  rather  than  examin- 
ing the  remnants  of  each  line, 
seeking  to  determine  which  is 
most  white.  With  their  eyes  on 
their  goal,  their  feet  will  be  on 
the  right  path." 


Collegiate  Commitment  Weekend  Begins 


By  La  Ronda  Curtis 

Making  a  commitment,  a 
pledge  to  do  something,  is  not 
uncommon  for  college 
students.  Most  of  us  make 
some  of  kind  of  commitment 
each  day.  For  example,  we  may 
make  a  commitment  to  meet  a 
friend  at  KR's  Place  for  an 
afternoon  snack  or  promise  to 
help  someone  study  for  his 
Chemistry  test  or  agree  to  have 
opening  prayer  for  Sabbath 
School. 

We  may  be  used  to  making 
commitments,  but  do  we 
always  carry  them  out?  Have 
you  ever  stood  up  in  an  appeal 
at  the  end  of  a  church  service 
as  a  sign  of  commitment  to 
Christianity?  It  is  easy  to  forget 
about  the  commitments  we 
make,  and  unfortunately, 
sometimes  we  don't  do 
anything  about  them. 

During  September  6-9, 
Southern  College  will  have  its 
commitment  weekend  on  cam- 
Pus.  Assistant  Chaplain  Dale 
Tunnell  sees  this  weekend  as  a 
time  for  students  to  "commit 
themselves  to  sharing  what  they 
°eJieve  in,  and  then  putting  it 
'"*T  action. "Getting  involved 


during  this  weekend  will  be  a 
big  step  for  the  student  body  to 
keep  a  commitment  to  the  col- 
lege, and  most  important,  to 
Christianity. 

To  assist  in  getting  this 
weekend  off  to  a  good  start,  the 
youth  directors  from  the 
Southern  Union  will  be  on  cam- 
pus. On  Thursday  night,  they 
will  form  a  team  for  a  Softball 
game  and  play  against  the  SC 
staff.  They  will  be  visiting  some 
of  the  classes  Friday  morning 
and  will  be  in  charge  of  con- 
ference afterglow  after  vespers. 
To  top  off  the  weekend,  they 
will  be  hosting  the  annual  pan- 
cake breakfast  Sunday  morning 
at  9:00.  Their  spiritual  en- 
thusiasm will  be  a  good  boost 
for  our  college  at  the  start  of  a 
new  year. 

Others  who  will  be  here  this 
weekend  will  be  Elders  Ralph 
Peay  and  Ray  Tetz.  Those  who 
were  here  last  year  will  recall 
that  Elder  Tetz  was  one  of  our 
Week-of-Spiritual-Emphasis 
speakers.  Their  theme  will  be 
"Focusing  on  the  World." 
Elder  Peay,  Southern  Union 
Youth   Director,   will   be   the 


speaker  for  chapel  on  Thurs- 
day. Elder  Tetz  will  speak  Fri- 
day night  and  also  for  the  Sab- 
bath worship  hour. 
'  Campus  ministries  will  hold  a 
special  Sabbath  School  pro- 
gram in  the  Collegedale 
Church.  Several  different 
aspects  of  the  college's 
ministry,  such  as  CABL,  Target 
Ministry,  Student  Missions, 
and  others  will  be  discussed. 
There  will  be  planned  activities 
on  Sabbath  afternoon  for 
students  to  activate  their  com- 
mitment. At  2:30  a  group  will 
be  going  out  to  the  community 
to  distribute  literature.  They 
will  be  distributing  Amazing 
Facts  Bible  tracts.  To  end  the 
day,  a  singspiration  is  planned 
for  7:30  on  the  steps  of  Lynn- 
wood  Hall.  Tunnell  hopes  these 
will  be  successfull  attempts  to 
get  students  involved  in  "fun" 
religious  activities. 

Everybody  needs  a 
hug.  It  changes  your 
metabolism. 

LEO  BUSCAGLIA 


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With  a  new  school  year  comes 
new  faculty  members.  1984 
brings  eight  first-year  staff 
members,  with  one  returning 
member,  to  our  campus.  All  of 
the   additions   are   not   pro- 

jrs,    though;    some   are 

secretaries  and  administrators 
and  a  dean.  The  Orlando  cam- 
pus has  also  added  members  to 
their  faculty.  Delpha  Lopez, 
Debbie  Stephens,  Martha 
Weeks,  and  Denise  Rodgers  are 
all  beginning  this  year.  Unfor- 
tunately, no  photographs  of 
these  individuals  were 
available.  The  Southern  Accent 
dcomes  all  of  you  to 
Southern  College. 

Gerald  Colvin 


Dr.  Allen  Replaces  Futcher 


By  Moni  Gennick 
Dr.  William  Merle  AJlen  is  our 
new  vice-president  of  academic 
affairs  at  Southern  College, 
replacing  Dr.  Cyril  Futcher 
who  retired  this  summer. 
Dr.  Allen  is  a  native  of 
California  and  has  spent  the 
last  16  years  teaching  chemistry 
at  La  Sierra  of  Loma  Linda 
University.  However,  he  is 
e  than  just  a  chemistry  pro- 
fessor from  the  west  coast. 
During  his  career  he  has  serv- 
ed on  various  university  com- 
mittees and  organizations,  as 
well  as  involving  himself  in 
areas  apart  from  the  universi- 
ty. For  example,  he  served  on 
advisory  committee  that 
dealt  with  air  pollution  control 
and  was  a  curator  of  minerals 
at  the  World  Museum  of 
Natural  History  at  Loma 
Linda. 
Dr.  Allen  holds  membership 
in  the  American  Chemical 
Society  and  has  received  several 
honors  and  awards  for  his 
research  in  the  chemistry  field. 
In  response  to  the  question  of 
whether  he  misses  California, 
Dr.  Allen  answers, "Once  you 
have  an  attitude  to  serve,  the 
location  is  really  secondary. 
Job  satisfaction  is  more  impor- 
tant, and  I'm  planning  on  a 
long-term  commitment  to  this 
particular  position." 
Concerning  his  jump  from 
scientist  to  administrator,  Dr. 
Allen  remarks  that  he  considers 
himself  an  educator  first  and 
scientist  second.  "I've  enjoyed 
the  administrating  work  that  I 
have  done  in  the  past  and  look 
forward  to  doing  it  fulltime.  I 
felt  I  had  already  done  all  I 
could  do  in  teaching,  and  this 
provides  me  with  new  areas  of 
challenge  and  growth." 
Dr.  Allen's  goals  for  the  col- 
lege is  to  form  a  long-range 
plan  of  strategy  to  keep  the  col- 


lege alive  and  vital  in  the  face 
of  a  rapidly  changing  job 
market  and  a  national  decline 
in  college-age  students. 
"Many  people  will  change 
their  jobs  several  times  during 
their  life,"  explained  Dr.  Allen. 
"This  puts  additional  pressures 
on  general  education,  deman- 
ding a  solid  foundation  that  will 
allow  for  easier  adaptation  to 
change." 
The  faculty's  concern  is  in 
developing  new  programs  to 
meet  these  needs,  and  Dr.  Allen 
cautions  students  against 
limiting  their  education  into 
narrow  channels  which  will 
constrict  their  job  opportunities 
and/or  changes  in  the  future. 

Dr.  Allen  also  encourages 
students  to  take  part  in  the 
spiritual  and  social  activities  of- 
fered here  at  Southern  so  as  not 
to  miss  out  in  their  total  college 
experience.  He,  himself,  was 
very  involved  in  sports  during 
his  college  days  and  enjoys  par- 
ticipating in  them  even  now. 
And,  of  course,  he  follows  the 
Los  Angeles  Dodgers. 

"I  feel  that  one  of  the  great 
strengths  of  this  college  is  that 
it  is  so  solid  in  all  three  areas  of 
college  life:  spiritual,  social, 
and  academic,"  said  Dr.  Allen. 
"Although  acacemics  is  my 
main  concern,  1  look  forward 
to  being  on  campus  with  the 
students  and  having  them  par- 
ticipate in  the  other  activities." 

Without  a  doubt,  Dr.  Allen 
will  contribute  a  lot  to  our  col- 
lege, but  he  would  like  the 
students  to  know  that  they  also 
make  a  difference.  "Good 
academic  performance 

challenges  a  teacher,"  he 
stated,  "and  attentiveness  and 
appreciation  encourages  him. 
These  things  have  a  very  big  im- 
pact on  the  academic  level 
which        is        achieved." 


13  New  Faculty  Come  To  Southern 


Ben  Bandiola 


One  of  the  new  additions  is  Dr. 
Gerald  Colvin.  Dr.  Colvin  is  a 
returning  staff  member.  He  was 
here  at  Southern  College  from 
1972-1982  as  the  Behavioral 
Science  Department  Chairman, 
and  Professor  of  Psychology 
and  Education.  He  has  spent 
the  last  two  years  as  Vice- 
President  of  Academic  Affairs 
at  Southwestern  Adventist  Col- 
lege before  returning  here  to 
Southern  College.  Dr.  Colvin 
has  his  PhD  in  educational 
psychology,  which  he  received 
from  the  University  of  Georgia 
in  1980.  His  family  consists  of 
his  wife  Gayle,  a  school  ad- 
ministrator in  Hamilton  Coun- 
ty and  his  two  children  Guy  and 
Gayle.  One  of  Dr  Calvin's  hob- 
bies is  writing.  Now  Will  I  Sing 
is  his  latest  published  work. 
Another  hobby  is  Ping-Pong, 
in  which  he  will  take  on  any 
challengers. 


Susan  Davidson  is  the  new 
nursing  instructor  here  on  the 
SC  campus.  She  has  come  here 
from  Marietta,  Georgia.  Susan 
is  an  alumnus  of  Southern.  Her 
husband  and  she  enjoy  many 
outside  activities,  such  as  ten- 
nis, water-skiing,  snow  skiing, 
camping,  and  horseback  riding! 

Richard  Erickson 


Another  new  teacher  in  the 
Behavioral  Science  Department 
is  Dr.  Ben  Bandiola.  Dr.  Ban- 
diola is  originally  from  the 
Philippines  and  received  his 
BSE  in  Elementary  Education, 
his  MA  in  psychology  from 
Philippine  Union  College  in 
Manila,  and  his  PhD  in 
psychology  at  the  University  of 
Iowa.  He  came  to  the  states  in 
1967  and  taught  for  two  years 
in  Southern  California  as  an 
elementary  school  teacher. 
From  1969  to  1984  he  worked 
at  Union  College  as  a  teacher  of 
psychology  and  education  and 
also  served  as  the  coordinator 
of  field  experience.  He  brings 
with  him  his  wife  Anita  and  his 
five  children.  Dr.  Bandiola  en- 
joys traveling,  gourmet  cook- 
ing, and  cardprinting. 

Susan  Davidson 


The  business  department  has 
also  added  a  new  staff  member, 
Richard  Erickson.  He  is 
originally  from  Minnesota  but 
has  lived  here  in  Couegedale  for 
the  last  13  years.  Previously,  he 
worked  in  finance  and  accoun- 
ting for  a  local  corporation. 
Erickson  has  BS  in  accounting 
and  his  MBA,  his  which  he 
received  from  Austin  Peay 
University.  Erickson  considers 
himself  a  family  man.  He  has 
a  lovely  wife,  Sandy,  and  two 
children,  Jonathan  and  Julie. 
His  interests  vary  from 
photography  to  traveling  and 
camping. 

Patti  Speer 


WELCOME  TO  SOUTHERN  COLLEGE 


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, 

The  new  secretary  to  academic 
administrator  William  Allen  is 
Patti  Speer.  She  was  born  in  In- 
diana and  has  lived  >n 
Michigan,  Africa,  and  Florida. 
Patti  is  married  to  the  pastor  ot 
the  Cohutta  church,  and  has  i 
children:  two  sons:  ages  17  ana 
13;  and  a  daughter,  age  18- ra- 
ti enjoys  her  work  at  the  col- 
lege, but  she  also  enjoys  other 
hobbies,  such  as  sewing  ana 
baking. 


Susan  Bofink 


'• 


The  women's  dormitory  has 
added  a  new  staff  member  as 
well,  Samantha  Walter.  Mrs. 
Walter  has  a  degree  in  elemem- 
tary  education  which  she  receiv- 
ed from  Southern  in  1981.  She 
has  taught  2  years  at  the 
elementary  school  level  and  last 
year  was  an  assistant  in  That- 
cher before  being  hired  full  time 
this  year.  She  was  recently  mar- 
ried to  Doug  Walter,  who 
works  as  the  production 
manager  at  WSMC  Radio. 
Sam,  as  she  is  commonly 
known,  enjoys  flower  arrang- 
ing, riding  motorcycles,  and 
getting  to  know  people. 

Merlin  Wittenberg 


usan  Bofink,  the  new 
jcretary  in  the  admissions  of- 
ice,  has  lived  here  in  Cbl- 
Igedale  for  the  past  8  or  9 
e  is  a  graduate  of 
puthern.  She  has  a  little  5 
>  old  girl  that  she  devotes 
lost  of  her  time  to.  She  is  also 
•  leader  of  the  Cradle  Roll 
Bision   at    the    Collegedale 

Samantha  Walter 


Merlin  Wittenberg  works  in 
the  admissions  office.  At  the 
time  of  this  interview,  he  was 
out  of  town  and  could  not  be 
reached. 

Could  a  greater  miracle 
take  place  than  for  us 
to  look  through  each 
other's  eyes  for  an 
instant? 


President... 

some  of  those  issues  that  never 
seem  to  die,  such  as  the  rising 
cost  of  Christian  education  and 
the  name  change  of  our 
institution? 

Let  me  separate  the  issues. 
First  of  all,  the  rising  cost  of 
education  will  always  be  an 
issue.  Mr.  Reiner  was  attending 
some  meetings  for  the  Adven- 
tist  colleges'  business  managers 
and  brought  back  a  report  and 
Southern  is  still-next  to 
Oakwood,  they  are  still  the 
lowest,  but  it  is  because  they 
receive  subsidies  from  the 
General  Conference-the  lowest 
costing  college.  That  is  little 
comfort  when  there  is  still  a 
$2000  gap  between  resources 
and  charges,  but  I  still  believe 
that  where  there  is  a  will  there 
is  a  way.  We  have  a  commit- 
ment to  doing  whatever  we  can 
to  help  students  (work  their 
way  through  college).  We 
recently  repurchased  the 
broomship,  and  it  is  now 
generating  $6000  a  month  in 
student  labor  credit.  Our 
REACH  program  is  another 
evidence  of  that  commitment. 
It  is  all  going  to  cost  money. 
But  we  believe  that  with  some 
creative  work  with  students  and 
by  opening  up  more  oppor- 
tunities for  student  labor,  those 
who  really  want  an  Adventist 
Christian  education  can  get  it. 

As  for  the  name  change,  there 
is  still  a  board  meeting  charged 
with  the  rsponsibility  of  study- 
ing it.  There  has  been  some 
study.  Probably  within  the  next 
week,  a  survey  will  be  going  out 
to  the  alumni,  feeling  their  opi- 
nions on  the  name.  We  have 
noticed  that  some  of  the  alum- 
ni are  somewhat  unhappy  but 
more  so  about  the  process  than 
the  name  change. 
Just  one  last  thought,  Dr. 
Wagner.  What  message  would 
you  want  both  faculty  and 
students  to  remember  through 
this  coming  school  year? 

Relationship  with  the  Lord  is 
fundamental  to  everything  else 


1 


FAMOUS  LAST  WORDS 
FROM  FRIENDS  TO  FRIENDS. 

"Are  you  OK  to  drive?" 
'What's  a  few  beers?" 

"Did  you  have  too  ?nuch  to  drink?" 
"I'm  perfectly  fine." 

"Are  you  in  any  shape  to  drive?" 
"I've  never  felt  better." 

"I  think  you've  had  a  few  too  many" 

"You  kiddin,  I  can  drive 

with  my  eyes  closed." 

"You've  had  too  much  to  drink, 

let  me  drive." 
"Nobody  drives  my  car  but  me." 


"Are  you  OK  to  drive?" 
iWh/Aa  few  beers?" 


DRINKING  AND  DRIVING 
CAN  KILL  A  FRIENDSHIP 


U.S.  Department  of  Transportation 


(Smell 


we  do  on  a  Christian  college 
campus.  I  believe  in  excellence; 
I  believe  in  quality.  But  on  a 
Christian  college  campus,  rela- 
tionship has  to  take  first 
priority. 


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By  J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

MONDAY 


Aguilera  5  Dickerhoff  2 

Dtan  Schlisner  went  3  for  3  with  thiee 
doubles  and  had  3  RBls  as  Aguiltra 
downed  Dickerhoff  in  the  "A  league" 
opener  Monday  nighl. 

Aguilera  jumped  oul  to  a  3-0  lead  in 
the  firsl  when,  following  walks  to  Kent 
Boyle  and  Colt  Peyton.  Schlisner  rip- 


Singles  Tennis  Tournament  1984  Qualification  Round 


pedtl 
right-center.  Boyle  i 
and  Schlisner  tallie ' 
MikeMcClung'sU 

Dean  Schlisner  I 
game  as  he  struck  i 


id  Peyton  scored 

1  strike  was  drop- 

i  pitched*  a  good 
four,  walked  two 


when  Mike  Dickerhoff 
:  run  and  David  Knect 
jnd  out  by  Ron  Qualley. 


Drab  3  Sutton  1 

In  the  "B  league"  fastpilch  opener, 
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center  to  take*  1-0  lead  in  the  second. 
Drab  added  two  more  in  the  seventh 
and  Sutton  scored  their  run  in  the 


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Ramblings  of  a  Fried  Mind 


gy  Victor  Czerkasij 

I  Have  you  ever  had  a  cynical 
I  day?  I'm  having  one  right 
I  now.  In  fact,  it  started  when.  I 

made  myself  some  oatmeal 
I  tnis  morning.  "Stir  oats  into 
I briskly  boiling  water."  Brisk- 
|ly?  Is  that  a  word  for  boiling 
I  water?  I'd  suppose  we'd  all  be 
■brisk  if  we  were  boiled.  Who's 
■  the  guy  on  the  Quaker  Oats 
|box?  Why  is   he   smiling   so 

much?  Probably  because  he's 
lonopoly  on  oats.  Why 
i  is  it  Quaker?  Are  there  Catho- 
lic oats  too?  What's  this  with 
Ehe  honey  jar?    "Retains   all 

jriginal  minerals  and  ele- 
,"  Sounds  full  of  metal 
Is  that  like  "fortified 
iron?"    That's    on    all 

:ereal  boxes.  I  bought  a  box  of 

I'Halfsies"  yesterday.  Does 
;an  it's  half  full?  Maybe 
It's  for  halfwits.  Am  I  getting 
insulted?  There's  that  dumb 
■Quaker  guy  again.  (Does  he 
Bike  my  kitchen  or  something?) 


Maybe  Halfsies  are  for  people 
who  don't  want  to  go  all  the 
way,  just  half-way.  Can  that 
mean  something  else?  Did  you 
ever  fight  for  the  free  inside? 
Did  you  ever  win?  Did  you 
ever  buy  a  cereal  just  for  the 
prize?  Did  you  know  that  if 
you  opened  the  bottom  first 
you  could  get  the  prize  easier? 
Did  you  know  that  if  you  forgot 
the  opened  bottom,  Cap'n 
Crunch  would  be  getting 
crunched  all  over  the  floor? 
What  happened  to  Quisp? 
Why  do  sugar-cereals  have 
prizes  and  not  Product  19? 
These  are  serious  questions. 
Did  you  ever  stick  Chiquita 
banana  stickers  on  your  nose? 
Here's  a  can  of  Shasta  soda.  It 
says  they  want  a  pop.  Should 
we  give  it  to  "them?  If  they 
wanted  a  soda,  they'd  ask  for 
it.  It  says  it's  strawberry  soda. 
That's  why  the  letters  are  red. 
You  wouldn't  find  a  red  root- 


beer  can,  would  you?  Why  are 
Sprite  cans  green?  Sprite's 
not  green.  It  says  real-lemon 
lime  flavor-exclamation 
mark.  Am  I  supposed  to  be 
excited  too?  Here's  some  Oil 
ofOIay.  It  says"Become  beau- 
tiful-use Oil  of  Olay."  I  never 
used  it.  Am  I  ugly?  No 
comment.  Oil  of  Olay  looks 
like  Pepto-Bismol.  Is  it?  do 
you  remember  Dippity-do?  I 
used  to  smear  it  as  a  kid.  My 
mother  smeared  me.  Here's  a 
bottle  of  Thousand  Island 
dressing.  It  says  that  it  is  "A 
simply  delightful  salad  dres- 
sing." Delightful?  Should  I 
talk  to  it?  What  do  I  do  if  it 
answers?  Why  does  Ma  Bell 
keep  wanting  me  to  reach  out 
and  touch  someone?  You 
could  get  your  fingers  broken. 
Ever  see  a  new  car  ad?  Why  is 
there  always  a  bikini-clad 
woman  lying  on  the  hood? 
Does  she  come  with  it?  If  not. 


they  should  tell  her  to  go  home 
and  buy  some  clothes.  Am  I 
missing  something?  Remem- 
ber being  in  mixed  company  in 
academy,  at  a  faculty  home 
watching  TV?  Remember  how 
quiet  it  got  when  Cathy  Rigby 
came  on?  It  was  very  embar- 
rassing. It  must  have  been 
more  embarrassing  to  find  out 
you  couldn't  reply  on  Rely 
anymore.  What's  happening 
to  our  country?  Who  is 
Jorache?  Is  that  French  for 
"HORSE"  I  always  see  a 
little  horse  head  on  Jordache 
jeans.  Maybe         its 

saying  you  have  to  have  a 
horse-like  rear.  (I  wear  Levis). 
What  about  Gloria  Vander- 
bilt?  She's  so  ugly.  Maybe  she 
thinks  Pepto-Bismol  is  Oil  of 
Olay.  Why  is  her  name  on  her 
jeans?  Maybe  it  makes  her 
feel  good  to  know  millions  are 
sitting  on  her  name.  She's 
strange.    Strange    and    ugly. 


Maybe  that's  why  she  has  so 
much  more  money  than  I  do. 
Here's  the  cover  for  Good 
Housekeeping.  On  the  cover  it 
says,  "As  she  drew  back 
breathlessly,  she  longed  to 
hear  his  words."  They  write 

at  Red  Food  Store  will  buy  it, 
and  read  the  cheap  novel 
inside.  It  usually  works.  My 
wife  fell  for  it,  that's  why  I'm 
reading  it.  What  is  it  I  don  t 
say  that  she  longs  to  hear?  Is 
it,  "I  took  out  the  garbage?" 
Who  draws  back  breathlessly? 
I  suppose  they  do  that  at  the 
business  office  a  lot. 
Hmmm,  "...he  took  heF 
creamy  white  shoulders  in  his 
strong  hands.  She  swooned  at 
the  scent  of  masculinity.  He 
stared  hard  at  her  lush,  red 
lips..."  Not  bad.  They  must  be 
fortified  with  iron. 
Reprinted  from  the  March  24, 
1983,  issue 


mold   Missing   at   '50's  Bash 


why  Dennis  Negron 
1  The  Student  association  held 
I  their  annual  welcome  party  on 
ISatuyrday  evening,  September 
1 1 .  However,  someone  was  miss- 
jing,  making  the  evening  slight- 
I  ly  disappointing.  One  of  the  at- 
I  tractions  of  the  night  was  to 

have  been  a  greased  pig  com- 
I  petition,  in  which  students 
I  would  have  tried  their  hands  at 
I  catching  and  holding  onto  the 
I  greased  animal.  But  apparent- 
I  ly  "Arnold"  (given  that  name 
I  from  the  Green  Acres  television 
[series)  did  not  want  to  get  dirty 
I  last  Saturday  night  because  he 
t  show  up. 

I  What  actually  happened  was 

phat  the  farmer  from  whom  the 
s  to  have  been  rented  had 

fforgotten  to  get  him  out  before 


sunset.  Not  wanting  to  be 
trampled  upon  in  his  efforts  to 
retrieve  thetpig,  he  refused  to 
enter  the  sty. 

However,  the  evening's  other 
festivities  helped  everyone 
forget  that  "Arnold"  never 
made  it.  During  the  course  of 
the  evening,  two  hits  of  the 
fifties— "Itsy,  Bitsy,  Teeny, 
Weeny,  Yellow-Polka-Dot 
Bikini"  and  "Mr.  Sandman"-- 
were  sung  by  the  Southemaires, 
Ron  Qualley,  Mike  McClung, 
Ed  Keplinger,  Bob  Jimenez, 
and  Mauri  Lang. 

In  addition,  group  games  were 
played  in  a  class  competition 
style.  To  start  off,  a  game  call- 
ed "bucket  brigade  relay"  in 
which  a  line  of  50  classmates 


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had  to  fill  a  gallon  bucket  with 
paper  cups  was  played.  The 
juniors  were  victors  in  that  one. 
Then  the  seniors  tookl  the  next 
three  games-the  madness  relay, 
another  form  of  charades;  the 
whistling  contest,  in  which  one 
had  to  whistle  with  his  mouth 


full  of  crackers;  and  the  bat 
relay,  in  which  individuals  had 
to  do  ten  revolutions  around  a 
bat  while  their  heads  were 
touching  one  end  of  the  bat  and 
the  ground  the  other  end.  Final- 
ly, a  bubble-gum-blowing  con- 
test ended  the  U 


GARFIELD® 


with  the  sophomores  winning. 
The  night  ended  with  a 
costume  judging  contest.  First, 
second,  and  third  prizes  were 
given,  with  $15,  $10,  and  $5  gift 
certificates  to  Taco  Bell  being 
the  awards,  respectively.  David 
continued  on  page  8 


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National  College  Poetry  Con- 
test, Fall  Concours  1984  offer- 
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prizes  and  free  printing  for  all 
accepted  poems  in  the  ACP 
Anthology  will  again  be  of 
special  interest  to  all  collegiate 
poets  as  it  provides  for  them  a 
source  of  inspiration  and  en- 
couragement and  a  unique,  in- 
tercollegiate outlet  for  their 
literary  ambitions.  The  for- 
thcoming ACP  Anthology  will 
be  the  19th  edition  since  it  was 
first  published  in  1975. 

Atlanta  Sculptor  to  share  ex- 
hibition space  at  Hunter 
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organized  by  UTK.. .Sidney 
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and  Maquettes  opens 
simultaneously  on  September 
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Drawing  Exhibition  in  Hunter's 
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FM90.5  WSMC  is  beginning 
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Charles  Hawthorne's  Water- 
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Art. ..opens  September  16,  con- 
tinuing through  November  18 
in  the  Main  Gallery 


Frampton... 

later.  Mac  Frampton's  ability 
to  smoothly  weld  together 
twenty  tunes  requested  by  the 
audience  is  the  sign  of  a  master. 
He  only  declined  to  play  one 
number:"Flight  of  the 
Bumblebee".  This  wasn't 
because  he  was  unable  to  play 
it  but  because  he  had  planned 
to  give  ii  the  special 
that  it  deserved  later  i 
cert,  which  he  did! 


Arnold... 

Denton  took  top  prize  as  a 
cool,  slick  greaser.  Rusty 
McKee  and  Kim  Stebbins 
garnered  second  place,  and 
three  entries  tied  for  third- 
John  Brownlow;  David 
Trower;  and  a  trio  of  Shelly 
Duncan,  Donna  Kyzer,  and 
Lori  Johnson. 

All  in  all,  the  bash  was  suc- 
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Volume  40,  Number  2 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Term 


Milliken's  Keys  to  Learning 


September  13,  1984 


/.  T.  Shim 

A  California  learning  and 
motivation  specialist  is  sharing 
keys  to  learning  with  students, 
faculty  and  the  general  public 

Lir  campus  this  week. 
Dr.  Harold  R.  Milliken,  pro- 
I  fessor  of  biology  at  La  Sierra, 
I  California,  has  made  a  study  of 
|  effective  learning  methods  and 
shared  them  at  two 
I  meetings  in  Summerour  Hall 
I  and  at  our  general  assembly  last 
|  Tuesday. 

When  Dr.  William  Allen  ac- 
repted  the  position  of  Vice- 
President  for  Academic  Ad- 
ministration, he  was  told,  "One 
of  the  best  things  you  can  do 
for  Southern  College  is  to  get 
Hal  Milliken  on  the  SC  cam- 
'  To  which  Dr.  Allen 
responded,  "It's  already  been 
irranged." 

Dr,  Milliken  is  not  only  a 
former  colleague  of  our  Dr. 
Allen,  but  is  a  former  teacher 
t  Shenandoah  Valley  Academy 
where  he  taught  our  college 
president  Dr.  John  Wagner, 
whom  he  recalls  as  "a  very 
good  student." 
Dr.  Milliken  will  be  on  our 


campus  the  entire  week  of 
September  9  to  14  meeting  with 
classes  and  individuals.  Those 
wishing  to  meet  with  him  may 
make  arrangements  through 
Carole  Haynes  at  the  Teaching 
Learning  Center. 

If  one  doesn't  catch  him  while 
he  is  here  you  can  listen  to  his 
tape  at  the  TLC-or  buy  one 
from  him.  His  address  is,  "The 
Key  to  Learning  Unlimited," 
5420  Sierra  Vista  Ave,  River- 
side, CA  92505. 

The  tape  captures  the  essence 
of  his  philosophy  and  techni- 
ques. Some  quotes,  "The  lear- 
ning of  learning  has  been  large- 
ly left  to  chance.. .visualization 
ability,  not  innate  intelligence 
affects  grades... the  ability  to 
visualize  can  be  learned." 

On  his  tape  he  quotes  a 
psychologist,  "Anyone  can 
learn  anything  if  it  is  broken 
down  into  small  enough 
pieces."  Some  specific  techni- 
ques to  accomplish  this: 
memorize  in  groups  of  three, 
play  largo  Baroque  music  in  the 
background  while  studying,  use 


large  flashcards,  notes  and 
books,  spend  less  time  notetak- 
ing  in  class  and  visualize. 

He  views  the  mind  as  "a 
multisensory  visual  processor 
and  not  primarily  a  word  pro- 
cessor...capable  of  learning 
large  volumes  of  material 
rapidly,  easily  and  permanent- 
ly." He  believes  that  if  we  take 
techniques  that  the  top  students 
use  and  teach  them  to  'average' 
students,  they  too  will  be  able 
to  learn  well. 

He  cites  one  example  of  a 
history  student  who  decided  to 
give  his  method  a  try.  She  quit 
notetaking  and  instead  stared 
out  the  window  during  the  lec- 
ture and  visualized  the  events. 
Though  not  recommended  for 
all,  this  technique  worked  very 
well  for  her. 

Positive  attitude  is  important. 
He  recommends  that  you  avoid 
negative  thinking  and  people 
who  do.  "Buy  some  positive 
thinking  books  and  read  a  few 
pages  everyday."  He  concludes 
his  tape  with,  "Success  to  each 
of  you." 


Mac  Comes 


Back 


Brent  Van  Arsdell 
Mac  Frampton  returned  for 
his  "first  concert  of  the  fall 
I  season"  to  a  "a  larger  au- 
dience,"than  when  he  last  came 
I  to  Southern  2  years  ago.  Com- 
|  paring  audiences  Mac  said,  "It 
I  was  a  wonderful  response 
before,  and  it  was  wonderful 
tonight."  Senior  education  ma- 
jor Kent  Greve  testified,  "This 
the  best  of  all  the  Artist 
Adventure  Series  that  I  have 
been  to." 

"Awesome,  it  left  me 
breathless,"  said  Benjamin 
Santana.  "He  has  what  it  takes 
to  play  piano,"  he  continued. 
Frampton's  selections  ranged 
from  classical  to  pop.  He  can 
Play  anything.  "If  I  know  it  I'll 
Play  it  for  you;  and  if  I  don't 
know  it.  .  .I'll  play  it  for  you 
anyway."  Mac  said  before  tak- 
ing twenty  favorites  for  his  con- 
cluding medley.  He  did  what  he 
promised.  The  requests  includ- 
ed a  diversity  of  styles  such 
as:"The  Warsaw  Concerto", 
"Endless  Love",  "Prelude  in  C 
sharp  minor",  "MASH",  and 
"Rocky  Top". 

The  more  popular  tunes  of  the 
medley  where  greeted  with 
spontaneous  applause.  Some 
unexpected  variations  such  as 
e  recurrance  of  "Rocky  Top" 


in  a  minor  key  brought  smiles 
and  laughter. 

Frampton  took  the  time  to 
relate  his  musical  life  history. 


M'a 


bor 


"PK"(Preacher's  Kid)  in  South 
Carolina  and  gave  his  First 
recital  at  the  age  of  seven.  After 
that  recital  "a  lady  reached  in- 
to her  purse  and  pulled  out  a 
crisp  $10  bill  and  handed  it  to 
me.  I  haven't  been  the  same 
since.  It  was  like  an  electric 
light  bulb  went  off  in  my  head. 
'You  mean  they  pay  you  for 
this? '  I  went  home  and  practic- 
ed a  little  bit  harder  the  next 
day." 

This  practice  has  evidently 
paid  off.  He  has  performed 
over  1500  concerts  in  the  last 
decade  throughout  the  US, 
Canada,  Europe,  and  the  Mid- 
dle East.  He  has  60  more  con- 
certs booked  before  Christmas. 

The  music  he  played  was 
greeted  with  varying  responses. 
John  Wagner,  President  of 
Southern  College,  called  it, 
"Interesting."  James  Clark, 
senior  computer  science  major, 
"Pretty  good,"  Another  stu- 
dent, Debra  Odell,  said  it  was, 
"Informative." 

Most  people  enjoyed  the  con- 
cert immensely  and  were  duly 
impressed.  When  asked  to  com- 
ment, Carmen  Perez  said, 
"Liberace-eat  your  heart  out." 


Typesetting  Made  Easy 


The  Southern  Accent  has 
recently  acquired  a  new  typeset- 
ting machine  to  aid  in  the  pro- 
duction of  its  paper.  The  Com- 
pugraphic  MCS  typesetting 
system  is  a  specialized  computer 
designed  for  paper  production. 

The  machine  was  installed  in 
the  latter  part  of  the  summer. 

MCS  was  installed  to  instruct 
Jook  Ting  Shim  (SA  Presi- 
dent), Dennis  Negron  (Accent 
Editor)  and  John  Seaman 
(Assistant  Accent  Editor)  on 
the  machine  functions. 
The  new  Compugraphic 
Typesetter  arose  out  of  the  need 
for  a  more  reliable  machine. 
The  older  one  began  having 
major  breakdowns  at  more  fre- 
quent intervals  and  soon  it 
became  apparent  that  the 
machine  was  more  trouble  than 
it  was  worth.  Maureen  Mayden 
(1893-84  Accent  Editor)  push- 
ed to  get  a  new  Compugraphic 
and  the  Senate  voted  to  obtain 
the  machine.  It  was  not  certain 
at  this  point  what  machine 
would  be  purchased.  Several 
options  were  available,  one  be- 
ing the  suggestion  of  acquiring 
a  daisy-wheel  computer  printer. 
The  poor-print  quality  and 
non-versatility  ruled  out  this 


option.  The  decision  was  final- 
ly made  to  purchase  the  MCS 
system. 

The  funds  for  the  $15,000 
system  came  from  Student 
Association  surplus  over  the 
past  decade  and  the  jog-a-thon 
fund  raiser  which  contributed 
to  the  project.  The  large  sum  of 
money  spent  will  hopefully  be 
justified  by  the  speed  in  which 
the  paper  will  be  produced  and 
the  low  cost  of  maintenance. 
The  only  preventive 
maintenance  which  needs  to  be 
done  on  the  machine  is  the 
periodic  cleaning  of  a  small 
filter  on  the  bottom  of  the 
typesetter.  During  the  training 
session  on  the  use  of  the 
machine.the  trainer  commented 
that  the  production  of  the 
Southern  Accent  should  be  cut 
in  half  when  all  the  capabilities 
of  the  machine  are  being 
utilized. 

The  versatility  of  the  MCS  can 
be  seen  when  compared  to  the 
older  Compugraphic  machine. 
The  MCS  is  capable  of  creating 
a  much  larger  letter  size  then 
the  older  version,  and  this 
allows  for  headlines  to  be  typed 
rather  than  making  the  headline 
letter-by-letter  in  a  headline 
machine.  Where  the  old  Com- 


pugraphic could  only  print  one 
column  at  a  time,  the  new  MCS 
can  print  five  columns  side  by 
side.  The  MCS  system  also 
enhances  advertisements  with 
its  versatility. 

At  this  point  it  appears  that 
the  MCS  Compugraphic  system 
will  be  well  worth  the  money. 
Accent  Editor  Negron  com- 
ments, "this  is  probably  the 
best  major  project  that  the  SA 
has  taken  on  in  quite  a  few 
years."  The  efficiency  of  the 
machine  will  allow  the  staff  to 
focus  on  quality  and  content  in 
order  to  produce  an  effective 
student  newspaper. 


Index 

Editorial p.    2 

Reflections p.  3 

We  the  People,  .p.  4 

Sports p.  i5 

Southern  Cynic,  .p.  7 

Garfield p.  7 

Classifieds p.  8 


Editorial 
A  Statement  of  Mission 

Last  week  I  made  a  reference  to  the  school's  statement  of  mis- 
sion Many  of  us  probably  have  never  read  that  paragraph  found 
in  the  inner  flap  of  the  bulletin.  This  statement  helps  guide 
Southern  College  in  its  policy  making.  Without  it,  this  school 
would  lose  its  sense  of  direction.  No  answer  could  be  given  to 
the  question  "Why?"  And  when  that  question  cannot  be 
answered,  few  appreciate  the  rules  and  regulation,  the  lifestyle, 
and  the  order  of  things  on  a  Seventh-day  Adventist  campus.  In 
order  that  people  may  understand  my  decisions  as  editor  this  year, 
I  wish  to  state  my  statement  of  mission. 

Because  Southern  College  is  a  Christian  institution,  I  believe  that 
all  aspects  of  the  school  should  reflect  Christianity,  including  the 
student  newspaper.  Some  may  say,  then,  that  I  am  following  the 
footsteps  of  the  Adventist  Review  or  the  Southern  Columns .  They 
may  feel  that  it  is  impossible  for  me  to  reach  the  proper  heights 
that  a  student  newspaper  should  because  I  must  either  be  another 
theological  publication  or  a  public  relations  tool  for  the  school. 

Contrary  to  that  opinion,  neither  of  the  two  are  true  although 
the  Southern  Accent  is  a  public  relations  tool  to  an  extent.  It  is 
possible  to  be  a  Christian  newspaper  and  report  both  good  and 
bad  news.  It  is  also  possible  to  print  a  "Southern  Cynic"  column 
and  the  "Classifieds,"  and  still  possible  to  be  serious  and  funny 
within  the  same  issue.  A  Christian  newspaper,  however,  loses  its 
label  when  only  the  bad  is  emphasized  and  rarely  the  good,  when 
raunchy  and  distateful  articles  are  printed  and  not  the  opposite. 
As  Southern  Accent  editor,  then,  I  reserve  the  right  to  use  my 
Christian  judgment  in  deciding  whether  an  article,  a  letter,  or  a 
classified  is  the  proper  material  to  put  in  an  issue. 


There  is  a  time  to  let 

things  happen  and 

a  time  to  make 

things  happen. 

Hugh  Prather 


STAFF 

' 

Editor 

Dennis  Negron 

Assistant  Editor 

John  Seaman 

Layout  Editor 

Bob  Jones 

Advertising  Manager 
Circulation  Manager 
Typsetters 

Steve  Morris 

Jay  Dedeker 

Lynnette  Jones 

Fritze  Lherisson 

Southern  Cynic 

Gart  Curtis 
Robert  Lastine 

Sports 

Steve  Martin 

Jerry  Russell 

Randy  Thuesdee 

Photographers 

Richard  Gayle 
Jerry  Kovalski 

Reporters 

Ron  Aguilera 

Michael  Battistone 

Melanie  Boyd 

La  Ronda  Curtis 

Joe  Denny 

Moni  Gennick 

Lori  Heinsman 

Norman  Hobbs 

Brent  VanArsdel! 

Cynthia  Watson 

Adviser 

Dr.  Ben  McArthur 

The  Southern  Accent  Is  the  official  at 

oSnsVp^ssed 

Southern  College,  the  Seventh-day  Ad 

e°nnifsUhurchdort0thi 

Wittenberg 
Admits  All 

Moni  Gennick 
Mr.  Merlin  Wittenberg  has 
joined  the  staff  of  Southern 
College  as  admissions  advisor 
to  Dr.  Ron  Barrow.  He  will  be 
working  with  recruitment,  ad- 
missions, counseling,  and  as 
High  School  guidance  liaison. 
Although  his  work  will  often 
tkae  him  off  campus,  he  looks 
forward  to  becoming  ac- 
quainted with  the  students  at 
Southern. 

For  the  past  18  years  Wit- 
tenberg has  taught  elementary 
school,  the  last  seven  of  which 
have  been  at  Spalding  Elemen- 
tary School  in  Collegedale. 

Wittenberg  is  an  alumnus  of 
Southern  College  and  also  a 
former  staff  member.  He 
received  his  B.S.  in  Elementary 
Education  and  later  earned  a 
masters  in  administration  and 
supervision  from  the  Universi- 
ty of  Arkansas.  In  1969-70  Wit- 
tenberg served  as  the  assistant 
dean  of  men  here  at  Southern 
College. 

Mr.  Howard  Kennedy,  prin- 
cipal at  Spalding  Elementary 
and  former  boss  of  Mr.  Wit- 
tenberg, stated  that  Wittenberg 
was  extremely  innovative  in  his 
classroom  teaching,  and  ran  a 
strong  spiritual  program. 
Anyone  can  safely  assume  that 
these  qualities  will  carry  over 
into  Wittenberg's  new  position. 

"His  absence  is  felt,"  said 
Kennedy,  "but  his  influence 


"I  feel  Christian  education 
begins  in  the  elementary  school 
system,"  said  Wittenberg.  "But 
we  need  to  see  it  through  the 
upper   levels   of  learning   as 


The  Accent 
is  celebrating 
forty  years  of 

publication. 
Look  for  our 

special  an- 
niversary 
issue  on  Oc- 
tober 11. 


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Second-HandHigh 


"If  a  mother  smokes  (mari- 
juana) in  the  same  room  an  in- 
fant lies  and  the  infant  breathes 
the  cannaboids  in  the 
smoke,.. .the  baby  would  be  in- 
toxicated," says  Dr.  Ingrid  L. 
Lantner  in  an  interview  in  the 
September  1984  issue  of 
LISTEN  magazine  , 

Dr.  Lantner,  a  practicing 
pediatrician  in  Ohio,  has  lec- 
tured widely  on  the  dangers  of 
marijuana  use.  She  has  alos 
testified  before  the  U.S.  Senate 
and  has  appeared  on  numerous 
TV  and  radio  shows.  In  the 
LISTEN  interview  Dr  Lantner 
streese  dangers  to  the  children 
of  marijuana  users. 

"I  see  babies  that  are 
high, "say  Dr  Lantner.  "I  have 
had  several  mothers  say  to  me, 
'I  get  the  baby  high,  and  the  pot 
keeps  sleeping  for  hours.  It 
doesn't    even    require    any 


feedings.'  " 

Another  problem  that  Dr. 
Lantner  reports  is  that  of 
parents  who  offer  marijuana  to 
their  young  children.  Some  of 
these  children  start  actively  us- 
ing the  drugat  the  age  of  eigh- 
teen months  or  two  years.  This 
problem  is  particularly  hard  to 
deal  with,  since  getting  a  child 
high  is  not  currently  considered 
child  abuse,  so  social  agencies 
are  reluctant  to  intervene. 

Dr.  Lantner  goes  on  to  say 
that  children  who  see  their 
parents  using  marijuana  will 
probably  start  using  it 
themselves  at  an  early  age. 
"And  if  children  start  using 
drugs  early,"  she  says,  "there 
is  almost  no  chance  that  they 
will  be  able  to  stop  ot  turn  back 
time  and  mature  normally, 
because  they  actually 
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Reflections 


Lori  Heinsman 

Tuesday,  the  day  after 
registration,  was  my  predestin- 
ed fall  cleaning  day.  Put  simp- 
ly, that  meant  I  finally  got  to 
clean  out  my  desk,  including 
the  bottom  drawer.  I  seem  to  be 
collecting  half -used  notebooks 
the  bottom  drawer  of  my 
desk.  Some  don't  even  belong 

3  me:  these  ratty  ones  with  the 
covers  torn  off  of  them  must 
belong  to  my  brother.  I  know 
they  are  old  since  several  aren't 
college  ruled,  and  it  has  been 
years  since  Rich  or  I  would  be 
caught  writing  on  such 
primeval  paper.  I  can't  throw 
them  away  in  good  conscious, 
and  it  will  be  ages  until  I  use 
them  as  scrap  paper,  so  I  in- 
dustriously decided  to  write  let- 


Lori  Phone  Home 


ters  on  them. 
In  theory,  this  is  a  great  idea 
because  I  write  tons  of  letters, 
but  sometimes  I  want  to  write 
on  something  pretty  or  pastel, 
so  the  ol'  notebook  is  tossed 
back  into  the  drawer.  Unfor- 
tunately, I  have  developed  the 
habit  of  writing  in  the  middle 
the  notebook  where  the  pages 
are  free  from  wrinkles  and 
word  imprints;  then  absent- 
mindedly  closing  the  notebook, 
the  half-written  letter  suf- 
focates between  the  pages  and 
dies  of  old  age. 
This  year  I  could  put  the 
ultimate  off  no  longer.  I  , 
decided  to  throw  away  these  old 
faithfuls.  Quickly  acting  upon 
my  decision  before  I  could 


change  my  mind,  1  flipped 
through  the  pages  for 
valuables.  I  spotted  my  own 
handwriting  and  thumbed  back 
until  I  found  it. 
It  was  an  old  letter  to  my  best 
friend,  Heather.  I  read  the  first 
few  lines  and  remembered  that 
this  was  the  letter  when  I  was 
trying  to  convince  her  to  come 
down  to  Orlando  "to  see  me 
before  you  'journey'  to  the 
other  end  of  the  country."  I 
begged  her  to  give  me  just  two 
days  of  her  time  before  she 
moved  to  Colorado  with  her 
family.  "This  is  our  last  chance 
to  explore  Florida  together 
before  I  move  to  Collegedale 
next  month,"  I  wrote, 
desperately  attempting  to  see 


her  once  more,  since  I  feared  I 
would  never  see  her  again. 

I  think  I  was  still  in  shock  at 
the  time  I  wrote  the  letter. 
Heather  and  I  were  always  far 
apart,  but  I  was  the  only  one 
who  moved  around.  She  was 
supposed  to  stay  at  home  base 
so  I  would  have  somewhere  to 
return  to.  I  couldn't  believe  she 
would  be  gone. 

My  letter  ended  there,  with  no 
conclusion.  I  seemed  to  close 
my  unsolved  problem  between 
the  pages  of  the  book  to  be 
forgotten. 

So  there  I  sat,  in  the  middle  of 
my  floor,  among  crumpled 
paper  and  aged  spiral 
notebooks,  thinking-thinking 
not  about  Heather  now,  but 


about  God  and  how  ironic  it  is 
that  all  of  a  sudden  I  realize 
how  much  He  parallels 
Heather.  Far  away,  yet  He  is 
always  there  if  I  need  Him.  I 
move  around,  but  He  stays,  let- 
ting me  know  that  I  have  a 
home  to  come  to  if  I  choose.  I 
feel  guilty  that  I  have  waited  so 
long  to  let  him  know  my  choice. 
Have  I  waited  too  long?  Is  that 
why  He  had  me  find  this  letter- 
to  open  my  eyes  to  my  procras- 
tination? 
I  think  back  and  remember 
why  I  never  finished  the  letter- 
I  phoned  Heather  instead. 
Maybe  God  is  trying  to  tell  me 
something;  He's  afraid  of  being 
closed  in  The  Book  and  suf- 
focated between  the  pages.  He 
wants  me  to  phone  Him. 


Commitment  Achieved 


La  Ronda  Curtis 

Last  weekend  was  SC's  15th 
annual  Collegiate  Committ- 
ment Weekend.  Many  com- 
mittments were  made  verbally, 
actively,  and  some  silently. 

The  weekend  got  off  to  a  good 
beginning  with  Ralph  Peay's 
chapel  talk  about  living  up  to 
our  label.  Ralph  Peay  is  the 
Youth  Director  for  the 
Southern  Union.  He  has  at- 
tended SC's  commitment 
weekends  for  several  years. 
However,  he  says  that  this  year, 
"the  spirit  on  campus  is  very 
positive."  He  talked  about  a 
special  "vibration"  in  the 
students  that  will  make  this  a 
good  school  year. 

Also,  it  was  nice  to  have  the 
Youth  Directors  here  for  the 
weekend.  Bill  Wood,  Jim 
Pleasants,  Lewis  Hendershot, 
Meryle  Rouse,  and  C.E. 
Bracebridge  were  the  directors 
here  representing  their  respec- 
tive conferences.  Thursday 
night  the  faculty  challenged 


these  youth  directors  to  a  game 
of  Softball.  In  years  past,  the 
faculty  has  usualy  won  by  a 
wide  margin.  This  time  it  was 
a  very  close  game.  The  faculty 
did  not  take  the  lead  until  the 
sixth  inning,  hanging  on  for  the 
lead,  so  the  record  is  still  good. 

Friday  night  was  a  big 
highlight  of  the  weekend.  Elder 
Tetz,  this  year's  primary 
speaker,  talked  about  making 
commitments  and  keeping 
them.  He  was  also  the  speaker 
the  the  Sabbath  worship  hour. 
There  he  spoke  about  Chris- 
tians being  a  "burning  bush" 
for  God. 

Also  on  Sabbath,  Dale  Tun- 
nell  presented  a  Sabbath  School 
program  that  made  students 
and  church  members  aware  of 
the  religious  activities  for  the 
C.A.R.E.  (Collegiate  Adventist 
Reaching  Everyone)  ministry 
on  campus.  For  the  afternoon, 
Tunnell  and  Jim  Herman  in- 
vited  the   students    to   take 


religious  surveys  and  hand  out 
literature  to  people  in  Summit 
and  Eastridge.  Eighty-two 
students  accepted  the  invitation 
and  rode  to  Chattanooga  on 
buses.  Tunnell  said,  "it  was  a 
successful  outing.  The  people 
who  went  out  didn't  want  to 
quit  when  the  time  came." 
Daniel  Drapiza,  a  student  who 
went  along,  said  that  he  was  a 
little  nervous  about  going,  but 
it  was  fun  once  he  got  started, 
and  he  met  a  lot  of  nice  people 
who  were  interested  in  what  he 
was  sharing. 

To  close  the  Sabbath,  a 
singspiration  on  the  steps  of 
Lynn  Wood  Hall  was  attended 
by  a  large  group,  filling  prac- 
tically all  the  stairs.  Tunnell 
plans  to  make  this  a  regular  oc- 
casion since  so  many  students 
enjoyed  it.  It  was  a  pleasant 
way  to  end  the  Sabbath. 

Sunday  morning  many 
students  found  their  way  to  the 
student  park  for  a  free  pancake 
breakfast.  Both  faculty 
members  and  youth  directors 
were  working  hard  over  the 
grills  to  keep  the  line  of 
students  moving.  This  get 
together  ended  a  successful 
Commitment  Weekend. 


We  the  People  .  .  . 

^Why  Is  Reagan  So  Popular? 


Russell  Duerksen 

Detroit,  1980...the  convention 
hall  falls  silent  as  the 
Republican  nominee  quotes 
Franklin  D.  Roosevelt.  Dallas, 
1984. ..that  same  nominee 
smiles  broadly  as  he  is  inter- 
rupted numerous  times  with 
shouts  of  "four  more  years" 
during  the  course  of  his  accep- 
tance speech.  Two  seemingly 
diverse  but  similar  events.yet 
they  typify  the  political  career 
of  Ronald  Wilson  Reagan. 

Few  modern  American  politi- 
cians have  as  forcefully  express- 
ed and  acted  upon  their  basic 
political  beliefs ,  as  has  Ronald 
Reagan.  In  his  career  as  a 
politician,  he  has  discontinued 
deeply-held  philisophies, 
challenged  basic  ideology,  and 
by  providing  a  rightward  course 
for  government,  created  the 
greatest  upheaval  in  American 
politics  since  Franklin 
Roosevelt. 

His  politics,  strongly  conser- 
vative, are  to  the  right  of  the 
average  American  and  a  recent 
poll  showed  that  less  than  40% 
of  the  populace  were  in  total 
agreement  with  the  majority  of 
them.  Yet  he  held  a  12-17% 
lead  on  his  Democratic  oppo- 
nent, Walter  Mondale,  at  the 
start  of  the  Fall  campaign.  Why 

is  this  so,  and  what  are  the 

reasons  behind  this  political 

phenomenon? 
First  of  all,  Reagan  has  shown 

a  mastery  of  the  'bully  pulpit" 


of  the  Presidency;  not  since  the 
era  of  the  Roosevelts,  has  one 
done  this.  He  is  able  to  design 
his  presentation  to  fit  his  image. 
This  ability,  along  with  his 
natural  charisma,  allows  him  to 
function  as  the  "Great  Com- 
municator" and  to  deliver  his 
message  so  pleasantly  and  ef- 
fectively that  many  who  would 
not  normally  do,  so  support  his 
politics  without  totally  realizing 
hat  they  are  supporting. 
Secondly,  his  unique  abilities 
have  allowed  for  the  formation 
of  what  has  been  called  "the 
Teflon  Presidency."  Through  a 
combination  of  charisma,  good 
humor,  political  savvy,  and 
good  luck,  he  has  been  able  to 
prevent  his  political  opponents 
from  assigning  his  presidency 
responsibility  for  politically- 
damaging  events, such  as  the 
Lebannese  car-bomb  at- 
tack.Similar  events  would  have 
seriously  challenged  the  ad- 
ministartions  of  Ford,  Nixon, 
or  Carter. 

The  third  aspect  of  his 
strength  is  in  his  style  of  leader- 
ship. While  Carter  had  a  detail- 
oriented,  college-professor  style 
of  presidency,  emphasizing 
problems  and  asking  solutions, 
Reagan  has  a  more  down-line 
approach,  telling  the  people 
what's  right  about  America  and 
then  getting  into  the  problems. 
Granted,  the  emphasis  on  God, 
motherhood,  and  apple  pie  is 


not  especially  relevant  to  the 
major  issues,  but  the  average 
citizen  wants,  wishes,  and  needs 
to  hear  something  positive 
about  himself  and  his  country, 
and  that  need  is  an  essential 
part  of  the  American  presiden- 
cy which  the  majority  of  the  the 
more  recent  presidents  have 
ignored. 

The  final  reason  for  his  unique 
popularity  is  the  fact  that  he  is 
a  known  celebrity.  Having  been 
in  the  public  eye  for  approx- 
imately 20  years,  he  has  ex- 
pressed his  political  philosophy, 
and  by  and  large,  has  done 
what  he  said  he  would,  even 
under  strong  pressure  to  do 
otherwise.  This  adherance  to 
his  beliefs  has  created  respect, 
and  perhaps  some  support, 
because  the  average  person 
honors  consistency  and  stabili- 
ty, even  if  he  doesn't  agree  with 
what  is  being  done. 

Although  much  has  been  said 
about  the  "Reagan  Revolu- 
tion" and  America's  shift  to  the 
right,  the  shift  is  much  less 
substantial  than  it  appears.  The 
large  lead  which  the  President 
enjoys  is  more  a  commitment  to 
a  man  than  to  a  collection  of 
political  ideas,  to  a  "New 
Beginning"  in  American 
politics. 

In  closing,  let  us  consider  a  lit- 
tle history.  Fifty  years  ago, 
Franklin  Roosevelt  was  the 
dynamic  leader  of  a  seemingly 


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unstoppable  philisophy  and 
political  movement  to  change 
the  way  America  functioned. 
Then,  only  a  few  years  after 
Roosevelt  was  gone,  his  party 
lost  the  congress,  the  White 
House,  and  its  momentum. 
Ronald  Reagan  does  well  to 
assume  the  mantle  of 
Roosevelt,  for  he  is  truly  his 
equal,  but  he,  his  party,  and  all 
America  would  do  well  to 
remember  the  records  of 
history  and  the  results  of 
building  a  majority  around  a 
man  instead  of  an  idea. 


Politicians:  Past,  Present,  and  Future 


Gart  Curtis 

For  the  most  part,  students 
here  at  Southern  College  tend 
to  think  of  politics  as  too  far 
removed  to  make  any  dif- 
ference. Whether  it's  the  left  or 
the  right  in  the  White  House, 
life  around  the  dorm,  up  at  the 
library,  or  even  down  at  the  CK 
doesn't  change  much.  We  let 
our  enthusiasm  for  current 
events  slide  and  take  only  a 
mild  interest  in  the  micro  scene 
of  school  politics. 

But  three  SC  student  politi- 
cians, Glenn  McElroy,  Russell 
Duerksen,  and  J.T.  Shim,  par- 
ticipated out  there  in  the  "real 
world"  of  politics  last  summer. 

Glenn  McElroy,  last  year's 
S.A.  President,  worked  under 
Sen.  Denton  from  Alabama  as 
a  paid  senate  intern. 

After  submitting  a  resume  and 
"being  interviewed,  Glenn  was 
:  of  twenty  people  chosen 
from  one-hundred-eighty  ap- 
plicants for  one  month 
internships. 

Glenn,  one  of  the  five  interns 
chosen  for  the  month  of 
August,  worked  in  the  legisla- 
n  section  of  the  Senator's  of- 


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lice.  His  duties  included  doing 
research  on  pending  legislation, 
replying  to  letters  from  consti- 
tuents, and  helping  to  prepare 
the  Senator's  briefing  book  on 

After  graduating  from  SC 
Glenn  will  go  on  to  law  school 
and  from  there  possibly  into 
politics.  Law,  however,  is  his 
primary  interest  right  now. 

Russell  Duerksen  was  a  floor 
aid  for  Sen.  Goldwater  and 
Sen.  Deconcini,  both  of 
Arizona,  in  Washington  D.C. 
last  summer. 

He  got  involved  through  the 
U.S.  Senate  Youth  Program 
The  U.S.S.Y.P.  holds  a  yearly 
contest  in  which  two  delegates 
from  each  state  are  chosen; 
Russell  was  one  of  the  privileg- 
ed few. 

As  a  floor  aid,  Russell's  ma- 
jor responsibility  was  to  keep 
track  of  the  Senator's  papers 
(many  of  which  were  classified 
documents)  and  have  them 
ready  and  in  order  upon  com- 
mand. Russell  has  also  worked 
the  two  previous  summers  in 
Arizona  for  Sen.  Goldwater, 


organizing  youth  drives  design- 
ed to  increase  young  people's 
interest  in  voting  on  the 
Republican  ticket. 

Russell  wants  to  go  to 
Georgetown  School  of  Law  and 
from  there  into  national  politics 
(but  never  as  a  bureaucrat). 

J.T.  Shim  (SC  S.A.  Pres.) 
worked  as  an  unpaid  intern  in 
Congressman  Albert  Gore, 
Jr.'s  office  for  two  weeks  in 
July. 

He  got  the  job  by  doing  a  lot 
of  pavement  pounding  around 
the  House  office  buildings, 
dropping  frequently  by  the 
Tennessee  delegate's  office,  and 
finallly  getting  connected 
through  "a  friend  of  a  friend." 

J.T.  answered  the  telephone, 
responded  to  constituent  mail, 
compiled  statistics  of  the  Con- 
gressman's attendance  and 
voting  record  at  various 
meetings,  and  searched 
newspapers  to  clip  articles  per- 
taining to  the  Congressman's 
business.  He  also  contacted 
hospitals  to  look  for  liver  (live 
human  liver);  the  Congressman 
is  heading  a  campaign  for  a 


more  efficient  way  of  getting 
liver  from  donors  to  those  who 
are  in  need. 

While  J.T.  does  not  have  any 
specific  directions  in  politics 
yet,  he  wants  to  keep  that  op- 
tion open.  To  do  that  he  will  try 
to  get  a  White  House 
Fellowship  which  is  an  unpaid 
year-long  job  in  the  White 
House  working  for  a  Cabinet 
secretary,  the  Vice  President,  or 
senior  member  of  the  Presi- 
dent's staff. 

Though  each  of  the  three  had 
different  experiences,  they  all 
agreed  that  they  had  an  infor- 
mative overview  of  the 
American  political  process. 
This,  combined  with  the  lessons 
in  time  management  and  in 
dealing  with  large  numbers  of 
people  who  have  varying  opi- 
nions, not  only  helped  them 
with  their  duties  in  the  S.A., 
but  it  reinforced  their  desires  to 
become  more  involved  in  mak- 
ing the  decisions  that  shape  our 
country's  future. 


Only  3  Down 


At  this  time  last  year 
1625  students  had  en- 
rolled at  Southern 
College.  1984's  fall 
Semester  compares 
well  with  1622  stu- 
dents enrolled,  in  spite 
of  the  fact  that  the  ad- 
ministration had  ex- 
pected a  drop  of  150. 


Your  Destiny  is  Known 


tori  Heinsman 
Destiny  is  an  appropriate 
name  for  a  Christian  drama 
group.  The  title  itself  conjures 
up  thoughts  of  one's  own 
ultimate  fate  and  fits  the  pur- 
pose of  the  seventeen-person 
group  that  performs  in  area 
churches  and  academies. 
Destiny  ministers  through 
short  skits  based  on  Christian 
themes.  The  group  is  also  incor- 
porating some  pantomime  into 
their  routine,  reasoning  that  by 
sticking  with  skits,  they  will 
have  fewer  props  and  added 
/ariety.  Kevin  Rice,  Destiny's 
itudent  director,  is  excited 
ibout  the  group's  potential. 
The  members  this  year  include 
the  following: 

Terri  Adams 

Josette  Alexis 

Shannon  Born 

Cameron  Cole 

David  Denton 

Shelly  Duncan 

Monte  Giles 

Carole  Huenergardt 

Bob  Jones 

Lori  Johnston 

Joni  King 


Tim  Minear 

Kevin  Rice 

George  Turner 

Cindy  Watson. 

Mark  Weddle 

Connie  Williams 

Kevin  plans  to  keep  the  group 

versatile  by  having  at  least  two 

people  ready  for  each  part. 

Destiny's  beginning  perfor- 
mances will  be  September  15 
and  22  at  the  Collegedale 
Church  for  Sabbath  School. 
After  this  follows  occasional 
Sabbath  School  skits  and  a  Fri- 
day night  production. 

Although  we  don't  see  them 
often,  Destiny  is  hard  at  work 
preparing  more  skits  and  per- 
forming on  the  road.  In  Kevin's 
opinion,  academies  are  the 
most  fun  to  visit  because  the 
group  forms  a  relationship  with 
the  academy  students  and  can 
communicate  with  them. 

David  Smith,  Destiny's  facul- 
ty sponsor,  has  additional  plans 
for  the  group  and  is  arranging 
activities  that  include  an  inter- 
collegiate rally  in  North 
Carolina. 


Famous  last  words 
from  friends  to  friends. 

"Are  you  OK  to  drive?" 
"What's  a  few  beers?" 

"Did  you  have  too  much  to  drink?" 
"I'm  perfectly  fine." 

"Are  you  in  any  shape  to  drive?" 
"I've  never  felt  better." 

"I  think  you've  had  a  few  too  many." 

"You  kiddin,  I  can  drive 

with  my  eyes  closed" 

"You've  had  too  much  to  drink, 

let  me  drive" 
"Nobody  drives  my  car  but  me." 


"Are  you  OK  to  drive?" 
',  few  beers?" 


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DRINKING  AND  DRIVING 
CAN  KILL  A  FRIENDSHIP 

U.S.  Department  of  Transportation   WSI 


Graduates  Gain  Experience 


Six  recent  Adventist  college 
graduates  have  joined  the 
General  Conference  Com- 
munication Internship  Pro- 
gram. The  communication  in- 
terns work  as  young  profes- 
sionals for  two  years  in  an 
Adventist  organization. 

The  program  is  designed  to 
serve  as  training  experience  for 
the  intern,  while  providing  the 
organization  with  the  intern's 
professional  input.  The  cost  of 
the  intern's  salary  is  split  bet- 
ween the  General  Conference, 
the  institution  and  the  institu- 
tions Union  Conference. 

Participating  in  this  year's 
program  are:  Becki  Anderson, 
a  1984  Union  College  graduate, 


working  for  radio  station 
KUCV,  Union  College;  Gina 
Devine,  a  1984  Pacific  Union 
College  graduate,  working  as  a 
public  relations  intern  at  Pacific 
Union  College;  Patti  Gentry,  a 
1983  Southern  College 
graduate,  working  for  Univer- 
sity Relations,  Loma  Linda 
University. 

Also,  Maureen  Mayden  a  1984 
Southern  College  graduate, 
working  as  a  public  relations 
assistant  at  Fletcher  Hospital; 
Katrina  Paulman,"  a  1984  Walla 
Walla  College  graduate,  work- 
ing as  a  public  relations  intern 
at  Walla  Walla  College;  and 
Paul  Richardson,  a  1984  Walla 
Walla  College  graduate,  work- 


ing as  a  communication  intern 
with  the  British  Columbia 
Conference. 

To  qualify  for  an  internship, 
applicants  must  be  college 
graduates  with  a  major  or 
minor  in  one  of  the  com- 
munication fields,  and  must  be 
recommended  for  the  intern- 
ship by  both  a  communication 
professor  and  faculty  member 
from  their  institution. 

Internship  positions  are  ap- 
proved by  the  North  American 
Division  Committee  on  Ad- 
ministration as  recommended 
by  the  General  Conference 
Department  of  Communica- 
tion. A  maximum  of  six 
students  join  the  program  each 
year. 


Subliminally  Speaking 


Campus  Digest  News  Service 
The  first  conscious  knowledge 
many  college  students  have  of 
subliminal  perception  probably 
revolves  around  a  discussion 
held  in  an  advertising  or 
marketing  class.  (Subliminal 
perception  is  that  which  relics 
on  messages  buried  within  a 
media,  perceived  by  the 
subconscious-even  though  they 
can't  be  seen  or  heard  con- 
sciously.) But  disagreement 
abounds  on  whether  subliminal 
messages  really  exist. ..or 
whether  they  are  figments  of 
the  imagination. 
Studies  are  inconclusive  on  the 
existence  or  effectiveness  of 
subliminal  messages,  but 
enough  evidence  existed  by 
1974  for  the  Federal  Com- 
munications Commission  to 
warn  its  licensees  against  using 
subliminal  advertising  over 
public  airwaves. 


Advertisers,  of  < 


.  deny 


use  of  sneaky  messages  in  their 
ads,  despite  media  critics' 
charges  that  a  great  many  ads- 
-both  broadcast  and  print-are 
bombarding  us  with  subliminal 
connections  between  products 
and  sexual  messages  or  buying 
suggestions.  Cigarette  and  li- 
quor ads  have  been  accused  of 
flashing  death  symbols  at  view- 
ers/readers for  those  who  seem 
to  enjoy  flirting  with  danger. 
Now,  however,  a  small 
Michigan  company,  Stimutech, 
has  introduced  a  positive  way 
to  use  subliminal  perception. 
By  using  a  TV  set,  home  com- 
puter, $90  interface  (connecting 
device)  and  $40  program, 
Stimutech  proposes  using  this 
controversial  conditioning  to 
lose  weight,  control  stress,  stop 
smoking  or  drinking,  boost 
career  success,  or  improve  sex 
life,   athletic  skills   or  study 

GARFIELD® 


habits. 

The  computer  program  flashes 
messages  ("I  am  confident"  to 
"I  can  stop  smoking")  across 
the  screen  at  l/30th  of  a  second 
every  2'/2  minutes.  Stimutech 
doesn't  plan  any  experiments 
testing  the  effectiveness  of  the 
program. 

"What  we  know  today  is  that 
the  brain  sees  and  hears  more 
than  the  eyes  and  ears,"  says 
Walace  LaBenne,  and  East 
Lansing  (Mich.)  psychology 
professor.  "We  want  to  bypass 
the  censorship  of  the  left  brain 
(which  evaluates)  and  go  to  the 
right  brain  (which  controls 
habits  and  attitudes)." 
LaBenne  suggests  using  the  new 
product  in  conjunction  with 
therapy  for  best  effectiveness. 

But  despite  almost  30  years  of 
suspicion  of  its  existence,  hard 
evidence  of  subliminal  percep- 
tion is  still  inconclusive. 


Sports  Corner 


By  J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 


SUNDAY 


3 


Jones  13  Joiner  11 

Greg  Hoover's  two-out,  two-run 
homer  capped  a  five  run  rally  in  the  bot- 
tom of  the  seventh  to  carry  Steve  Jone's 
team  to  victory  Sunday  evening. 

Jones  entered  the  seventh  needing  a 

led  off  with  an  inside-the-park  home 
run.  Mark  Brawlett  followed  with  a 
shot  that  barely  cleared  the  fence  to  cut 
the  deficit  to  one.  An  out  later,  Al 
Travis  (rippled  and  came  around  on 
Scon  Begley's  sacrifice  fly.  Steve  Jones 
singled  and  Greg  Hoover  parked  one 
over  the  fence,  his  second  consecutive 
homer,  and  Joiner,  who  before  the  in- 
ning smelled  victory,  went  down  in 


Schnell  13  Joiner  0 

Schnell  rebounded  from  their  earlier 
defeat  to  crush  Joiner  as  Schnell  scored 


n  uk-  : 


In  other  slowpitch  action  Sunday, 
Toby  Fowler  and  Greg  Cain  homered 
to  pace  John  Hinkle's  team. 

Fowler's  blast  got  Hinkle  on  the  board 
first  with  his  towering  shot  leading  off 
the  third  inning,  but  Price  came  back 
to  take  the  lead  as  Eddie  Soler  and 
Rinaldi  Rada  scored  on  a  smash  to  left- 
center  by  John  Toms.  Hinkle  answered 
with  two  in  the  fifth  and  put  the  game 
away  with  three  in  the  sixth.  Cain's  line- 
drive  homerun  leading  off  the  seventh 
gave  them  their  final  run. 

Lewis  23  Price  8 
Price  didn't  fare  well  in  their  first  game 
Sunday  cither.  After  taking  a  shorl- 
lived  1-0  lead  in  the  first,  Lewis  storm- 
ed ahead  with  ID  runs  of  their  own. 
Jack  Roberts  and  Bruce  Gibbon  both 
went  6-foi-6  with  Gibbon  adding  a 
homerun  in  the  third.  Dan  Pajic  went 
3-for-5  and  J.  Randolph  Thuesdee  went 
3-for-4  with  two  runs  batted  in  for 
Price's  team.  With  the  two  losses, 
Price's  record  dropped  to  0-4. 

Jewett  9  Schnell  5 
Colt  Peyton  ripped  a  two  RBI  double 
to  right  field  during  a  four-run- fifth  in- 
ning to  help  Jeff  Jewell's  team  down 
Chuck  Schnell's  team  Sunday  after- 
noon. Peyton  went  4-for-4  including  a 
2-run  inside-lhc-park  homer  in  the 
sixth.  Rob  Mellert  went  3-for-5  and 
drove  in  a  run  as  Jewell  won  for  the 
first  lime  this  season,  Myron  Mixon 
wenl  3-for-4  for  Schnell. 


looked  back.  Derek  Richardsc 
3-for-4  with  three  runs  scored  while 
Dave  Miranda  and  Dave  Nottleson  each 
went  2-for-3.  Rob  Olds  and  David 
Alonso  went  2-for-3  for  Joiner. 

Lewis  15  Jimenez  3 

Bob  Jimenez  played  the  entire  game 
with  only  six  players  and  couldn't  con- 
tain Lewis  Sunday  afternoon  on  C  field. 
Bruce  Gibbon  went  5-for-6  and  scored 
four  runs  and  Jim  Miskiewiecz  went 
4-for-6  and  scored  three  times  as  Lewis 
went  undefeated  for  the  day. 

Pellom  14  Heinsman  6 

In  ladies  softball,  Terry  Pellom's  crew 
worked  Lori  Hemsman's  team  over  14-6 
in  Monday's  game.  Strong  hitting  on 
both  sides  resulted  in  a  game  which 
should  have  been  closer  than  it  was. 
Lucy  Felix,  playing  for  Pellom,  smash- 
mate,  April  Cartwrighl  tripled.  Pellom 
herself  knocked  a  homerun  in  the  bot- 
tom of  the  7'th  to  clinch  the  victory. 
Although  Donna  Kyzer  iried  to  keep 
Heinsman's  team  alive  with  a  two-run 
homer,  it  was  to  no  avail.  Pellom's  team 
now  leads  (he  league  with  a  record  of 
3-0. 


MONDAY 


Cain  5  Dickerhoff  2 

Greg  Cain's  team  got  on  the  board 
with  2  unearned  run  in  the  first  when 
Mike  Myers  came  across  after  Cain's  fly 
ball  to  right  was  misplayed,  and  Jack 
Roberts  scored  on  a  throwing  error  by 
Dickerhoff's  second  baseman,  Dave 
VandeVere.  Stan  Hobbs  had  a  run  scor- 
ing single  in  the  third  and  George 
Pangman  drove  one  in  in  Ihc  fifth. 
Dickerhoff  got  their  two  runs  in  the  bot- 
tom of  the  first  when  Ron  Barrow 
scored  on  an  error  by  Al  Dixon  and 
Mike  Dickerhoff  drove  in  Ron  Qualley 


Southern  Hosts 
Triathalon 


Cindy  Watson 

The  triathalon  coming  up 
Sunday,  September  23,  will  be 
a  first  for  Southern  College. 
One-event  competitions  have 
been  held  previously  be  never 
swimming,  biking,  and  running 
all  in  one  competition. 
At  7  a.m.,  the  race  will  start 
off  with  a  '/imile  freestyle  swim 
at  the  Cohutta  Springs  lake. 
Then  one  must  ride  from 
Cohutta  to  Collegedale  which  is 
•  28.5  miles,  ending  where  the 
run  begins,  in  front  of  the  gym. 
The  jaunt  around  the  church, 
up  to  a  cemetery,  through  the 
ball  field  and  around  again  two 
more  times  make  up  the  6.2 
mile  run. 

Coach  Kamieneski  guesses  a 
good  timing  for  the  whole  event 
will  be  a  little  under  three 
hours.  The  tuning  of  the  race  is 
difficult  to  predict  as  the 
caliber  of  the  athletes. 
However,  Kamieneski  estimates 
a  good  15  to  20  minutes  for  the 
swim,  2  hours  for  the  bike  ride, 
and  40  minutes  for  the  run. 
This  averages  out  to  be  a  40 
minute  per  mile  swim,  12  to  15 
mph  bike  ride,  and  a  6.5  minute 
per  mile  run. 
Contestants  will  be  competing 
against  all  age  groups  and  both 
sexes.  The  competition  will  not 
be  open  to  the  public;  however, 
a  few  surrounding  academies 
will  be  participating. '  'This  year 
will  serve  as  a  sort  of  trial  run," 
says  Kamieneski.  "Next  year 
we'll  know  more  about  it,  invite 
the  participation  of  the  public, 
and  group  contestants  accor- 
ding to  age  and  gender." 

Medallions  will  be  awarded  to 
each  of  the  expected  24  to  25 
contestants.  Special  awards  will 
be  given  to  the  academy  with 
the  four  best  contestants  and, 
naturally,  to  the  overall.  "Next 
year  will  be  even  bigger  and  bet- 
ter," promises  Kamieneski. 


HAIR  DESIGNERS    S 


Tuesday  is 
Discount  Day  at 
HAIR  DESIGNERS! 
I        Have  you  tried 
|  Mousette? 

1  Watch  for  our  annual  hairshow 

)  to  be  held  in  October  in  the  girls 

\  dorm  worship  room. 

|  '<Ve  offer  free  consultation 

]  md  help  with  your  particular  hair 

':  or  skin  problem. 


L __ 


7  stylists  to  serve  you 
College  Plaza  -  396  -  2600 


"Attention  to 
recreation  and 
physical  cul- 
ture will  at 
time,  no  doubt, 
interrupt  the 
regular  routine 
of  schoolwork 
but  the  inter- 
ruption will 
prove  no  real 
hinderance." 

Ellen  G.  White 


VvV" 


Southern  Cynic 


The  Near  Death  of  a  Space  Cadet 


Rob  Lastine 

The  mind  of  a  child  contains 
i  surprising  number  of  adven- 
tures, all  that's  needed  is  a  lit- 
tle imagination  to  give  those 
adventures  life. 
Between  1964  and  1968  my 
family  lived  in  Virginia  Beach, 
Virginia,  only  seventeen  miles 
from  the  ocean. 
One  of  my  childhood  adven- 
ures  had  to  do  with  the  excite- 
ment of  sailing  off  into  the 
unrisein  pursuit  of  a  forgot - 
sn  continent  and  the  monetary 
ain  it  would  bring  to  the  man 
nth  such  honorable  intentions. 
While  at  the  beach  with  my 
amily,  who  were  enjoying  a 
ew  hours  of  relaxing  sun  and 
furf,  I  realized  my  chance  and 
;et  out  in  my  small  ship.  To 
most,  it  was  simply  an  air  mat- 
ress,  but  to  me  it  was  a  ship. 
Barely  200  yards  from  shore  a 
oice  came  to  me.  Was  it  divine 
inspiration  meant,  to  assure  me 
that  my  quest  could  be  realiz- 
ed? No,  it  sounded  too  familiar 
to  be  divine  inspiration. 
Through  the  haze  of  make 
believe  I  recognized  reality. 
My  father's  voice  tone  in- 
dicated that  my  mission  had 
been  aborted;  it  also  meant  that 


I  was  to  return  to  port  as  soon 
as  possible 

Upon  reaching  the  safety  of 
my  native  soil,  my  father  ex- 
plained the  facts  of  sailing  and 
the  many  dangers  that  await  a 
voyager  foolish  enough  to  im- 
agine an  air  mattress  to  be  a 
sea-worthy  ocean  vessel.  I 
reluctantly  promised  to 
postpone  my  trip. 

It  was  about  this  time  that  my 
brother  and  I  came  into  posses- 
sion of  a  Go-Cart,  but,  if  a  boy 
chose  to,  it  could  become  a  high 
speed  inter-stellar  space  craft. 

Our  space  vehicle  had  enough 
room  for  only  one  warrior  of 
sound  enough  heart  to  endure 
its  many  hidden  surprises.  One 
such  surprise  was  the  tendency 
of  the  throttle  to  stick  in  the 
wide  open  position,  and  always 
at  the  worst  time. 

One  day  the  space  cadets  from 
the  neighborhood  were  invited 
to  pilot  the  craft,  but  not  before 
they  were  carefully  briefed  on 
its  controls  and  orbital  limits. 

My  first  two  passes  through 
the  galaxy  weren't  any  different 
from  the  many  missions  that 
had  been  logged  before,  so  I  in- 
vited   my   best    friend    and 


neighbor,  George,  to  ride  with 
me  while  I  explained  the  con- 
trols. The  only  place  for  him  to 
ride,  however,  was  between  the 
rear  mounted  engines.  Then  it 
happened! 

Upon  reaching  the  end  of  our 
galaxy,  or  was  it  simply  the  end 
of  our  street-no  time  to 
seperate  fact  from  fiction-the 
throttle  became  stuck  in  the 
wide  open  position. 

With  lightning  speed  and 
razor-sharp  judgement,  the 
craft  was  placed  in  an  inter- 
space 180  degree  directional 
change,  but  wait,  what  was  that 
sound  coming  from  the  back  of 
my  space  craft?  A  definite  yell 
was  easily  heard  over  the 
scream  of  the  twin  rocket 
boosters  under  full  throttle.  A 
quick  glance  to  the  rear  of  the 
craft  answered  the  question 
which  lightning  speed  and 
razor-sharp  judgement  had 
overlooked. 

My  comrade,  space  cadet 
George,  who  was  riding  bet- 
ween the  rocket  boosters  had 
been  jettisoned  in  the  maneuver 
and  appeared  to  be  suffering 
from  the  frictional  build  up  of 
earth's  asphalt  atmosphere. 


With  the  craft's  newly  ac- 
quired agility,  due  to  a  lighter 
payload,  its  speed  increased. 
Alone  through  the  galaxy  I 
plunged. 

Suddenly,  up  ahead,  there 
came  into  view  an  asteroid 
field,  constructed  by  my  fellow 
space  cadets.  They  seemed  to 
feel  that  my  turn  was  over;  I 
was,  however,  unable  to  com- 
municate to  them  the  gravity  of 
the  situation  I  now  found 
myself  in,  and  the  distance  bet- 
ween us  was  closing  rapidly. 

The  cadets,  mounted  on  flim- 
sy earth  machines  called 
bicycles,  had  placed  themselves 
in  the  path  of  my  unyielding 
craft.  This  plan's  genius  was 
my  soon-to-be-angry  big 
brother,  for  Don's  bicycle  and 
that  of  another  cadet  were 
chosen  as  the  weakest  links  in 
the  asteroid  chain. 

Soon  their  shouts,  along  with 
their  newly  disassembled 
bicycles,  were  forgotten  as  I  en- 
countered my  new  menace: 
cross  traffic. 

The  craft  was  skillfully 
maneuvered,  by  a  now 
desperate  cadet,  into  the  largest 
bush  that  came  into  view  after 


jumping  the  curb  and  re- 
entering earth's  orbit.  The 
engines  stalled,  and  my  grip  on 
the  wheel  relaxed. 

Later  the  space  craft  was 
returned  to  base  for  repairs. 
Waiting  for  me  was  a 
somewhat  ill-tempered  brother 
and  a  limping  best  friend. 

I  was  de-briefed  on  the  day's 
flight  as  base  commanders 
Jerry  and  Allene,  my  parents, 
looked  on  in  concern  at  their  in- 
trepid space  traveler  as  he 
related  the  tale  of  the  mission 
with  its  near-death  experience 
and  the  multi-screened,  techni- 
colored  flash-back  of  the 
cadet's  short  interplanetary  life. 

Sixteen  years  seperate  that 
story  from  present  day  reality. 
In  that  time  many  adventures 
have  taken  place  with  varying 
degrees  of  success. 

It  appears  that  the  only  limits 
to  our  adventures  are  those  we 
put  up  to  defend  ourselves  from 
the  unknown  recesses  of  our 
minds.  Imagine  the  possibilities 
that  exist  for  those  intrepid 
enough  to  experience  their 
dreams. 

After  all,  isn't  an  adult  simp- 
ly a  child  that  got  taller? 


If  Red  Cross  hadn't  trained 
young  Lars  Alecksen  in 
lifesaving  techniques,  last 


the  first  grade  in  Man- 
itowoc. Wisconsin.) 

who  deserves  those).  But 

tinued  support.  Help  us. 
Because  the  things  we  do 
really  help.  In  your  own 
neighborhood.  And 
across  America.  And  the 
world. 

Adam 
Gauthier 
counted 

onus. 


fWOow.  The  Good  Neighbor. 


Corrections 

The  Southern  Accent  inadver- 
tantly forgot  to  mention  two 
new  faculty  members  in  its  in- 
augural issue  last  week.  The 
nursing  division  has  two  in- 
structors: Frances  Robertson 
and  Lola  Scoggins. 

Frances  Robertson  is  the  new 
pediatric's  lead  teacher  for  the 
nursing  department.  Mrs 
Robertson  is  not  new  on  our 
college,  having  taught  here 
from  1966-68.  Before  coming 
■here  this  year,  she  was  working 
as  a  nurse  at  Nazareth  Hospital 
in  Philadelphia,  Pennsylvania. 
She  is  married  to  Elder  Lin- 
wood  Robertson,  who  is  cur- 
rently on  a  study  leave  from  the 
Pennsylvania  Conference  so 
that  he  may  work  on  his  doc- 
torate in  counseling.  The 
Robertsons  have  3  children,  a 
daughter  and  a  son  in  the 
Spaulding  Elementary  School 
and  a  son  in  Collegedale 
Academy.  For  hobbies,  they 
enjoy  traveling  and 
photography. 

Lola  Scoggins  is  coming  to  us 
from  the  Erlanger  Hospital 
School  of  Nursing.  Currently 
she  is  teaching  Basic  Nursing  I. 
A  graduate  of  Columbia  Union 
College,  Mrs  Scoggins  now 
resides  in  Dunlap,  Tennesee 
with  her  husband  and  daughter 
who  is  a  freshman  at  Col- 
legedale Academy.  Mrs  Scog- 
gins lists  playing  the  piano  and 
camping  and  canoeing  as  her 
favorite  pastimes. 


Snacks  or  no  Snacks 

Jack  Wood  and  the  door  is  still  closed. 

For  three  years  the  Student     Students  are  looking  forward  to 
Center  at  Southern  College  has     seeing  it  open.  What  they  don' 


been  equipped  with  a  snack 
bar,  K.R.'s  Place  named  after 
its  builder,  K.R.  Davis,  has 
stayed  locked  with  a  sign  on  the 
door  reading,  "Closed  for  the 
'The 


know  is  the  reason  for  the 
delay. 

Mr.  Earl  Evans,  the  Director 
of  Food  Service,  was  asked  for 
an  explanation  why  the  snack 
shop  has  not  re-opened.  Evans 


replied,  "We  do  not  have 
anybody  right  now  who  could 
be  in  charge  of  it."  When  ask- 
ed when  it  would  for  sure  be 
open  Evans  said,  "I'm  not  sure 
but  I  am  going  to  interview 
some  individuals  for  the  job 
quite  soon.  Until  that  position 
is  filled,  then,  those  wishing  it 
were  open  will  have  to  wait 
patiently. 


GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


If  God  had  wanted  us  to  see  the  Sunrise 
He  would  have  scheduled  it  later  in  the 

day. 

-Anonymous 

o 


EARN  UP  TO 

$100  PER  MONTH 

READING  A  GOOD  BOOK. 

Be  a  regular  plasma  donor,  and  you'll  also 
earn  the  thanks  of  hemophiliacs;  surgical 
patients;  burn,  shock  or  accident  victims 
and  many  others. 

Bonus  (or  first  time  donors  with  this  ad-. 


•  Bonus  olfereKplres. 


Classifieds 

Charles  Hawthorne's  Water- 
colors  at  Hunter  Museum  of 
Art  opens  September  16,  con- 
tinuing through  November  18 
in  the  Main  Gallery 


Atlanta  Sculptor  to  share  ex- 
hibition space  at  Hunter 
Museum  with  drawing  show 
organized  by  UTK  Sidney 
Guberman:  Small  Sculpture 
and  Maquettes  opens 
simultaneously  on  September 
16  with  UTK  Invitational 
Drawing  Exhibition  in  Hunter's 
Mezzanine  and  Foyer  Galleries 

National  College  Poetry  Con- 
test, Fall  Concours  1984  offer- 
ing $200  in  cash  and  book 
prizes  and  free  printing  for  all 
accepted  poems  in  the  ACP 
Anthology  will  again  be  of 
special  interest  to  all  collegiate 
poets  as  it  provides  for  them  a 
source  of  inspiration  and  en- 
couragement and  a  unique,  in- 
tercollegiate outlet  for  their 
literary  ambitions.  The  for- 
thcoming ACP  Anthology  will 
be  the  19th  edition  since  it  was 
first  published  in  1975.  See  the 
English  Department  for  details. 

It's  unbelievable!  It's  incredi- 
ble! You  can  buy  a  large  regular 
size  General  Electric  refriger- 
ator for  only  $59.95.  Just  call 
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Bill  Young  Concert  on  Septem- 
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Church.  Church  is  located  VA 
miles  north  of  Northgate  Mall 
on  the  right  side.  Concert  will 
begin  at  7:30  p.m.  Special  on 
Records  and  Cassettes. 

Cloudland  Canyon:  The  SM 
Club  is  sponsoring  an  excursion 
to  Cloudland  Canyon.  This  is 
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Volume  40,  Number  5  3 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


September  XT,  1984 


Collegedale  Gets  New  Pastor 


The  Collegedale  Seventh-day 
Adventist  Church  has  recently 
informed  the  Accent  of  an  ex- 
pansion in  its  pastoral  staff. 
Elder  Ed  Wright,  associate 
pastor  of  the  Fresno  Central 
Church  in  California,  has 
received  and  accepted  a  call  to 
the  newly-created  post  of 
Pastor  of  Family  Ministries  at 
the  campus  church. 

Pastor  Wright  will  be  coming 
to  us  after  having  completed 
eight  years  of  service  as  Pastor 
of  Youth  and  Family  Ministries 
to  his  large  (1500  member)  con- 
gregation in  central  California. 
Prior  to  this  tenure,  he  attend- 
ed Andrews  Unversity,  com- 
pleting both  his  undergraduate 
studies  and  Masters  of  Divini- 
ty training  there. 


Pastor  Wright  will  have  many 
responsibilities  at  the  Col- 
legedale Church  although  all  of 
them  relate  closely  to  the  con- 
cept of  family  ministry.  He  will 
be  leading  out  in  the  Family 
Life  Committee  (established  for 
the  benefit  of  young  married 
couples),  operating  a  program 
of  visitation  to  non-attending 
church  members,  developing 
small  Bible  study  groups,  and 
doing  a  little  communications 
and  public  relations  work. 

The  necessity  to  hire  a  new 
pastor  actually  arose  two  years 
ago  when  Elder  Bruce  Aalborg, 
one  of  Collegedale's  assistant 
pastors,  accepted  a  call  to 
pastor  the  Knoxville  church. 
His  departure  left  a  void  in  the 
pastoral  staff,  which  only  now 


has  been  filled. 
The  delay  in  filling  the  posi- 
tion was  a  result  of  the  finan- 
cial situation  the  Georgia- 
Cumberland  Conference  found 
itself  in  during  the  last  two 
years.  With  the  national 
economic  situation  looking  in 
dire  straits,  a  decrease  in  tithe 
income,    and    the    Davenport 


still 


the 


ference  was  forced  to  do  ; 
retrenchment.  Although  a 
church  as  large  as  Collegedale 
requires  a  staff  of  at  least  five 
pastors  to  cover  all  the  areas  of 
ministry  at  a  college  campus 
church,  it  too  had  to  cut  back 
on  its  staff.  However,  this  con- 
ference's financial  picture  has 
brightened  in  the  last  year  (see 
box).   Elder  Wright's  accep- 


tance to  come  to  Collegedale 
now  allows  the  other  members 
of  the  pastoral  staff-Gordon 
Bietz,  Rolland  Ruf,  Jim  Her- 
man, and  Gerald  Morgan-to 
concentrate  on  their  respective 
areas  of  ministry. 
Although  the  exact  date  of 
Elder  Wright's  arrival  on  cam- 
pus is  not  yet  known,  we  can 
expect  his  ministry  to  begin 
around  the  first  part  of 
January.  Joining  the  new 
pastor  in  his  ministry  will  be  his 
wife  and  two  young  boys.  Elder 
Gordon  Bietz,  Senior  Pastor  of 
the  Collegedale  church,  com- 
ments, "We  are  eagerly  an- 
ticipating his  coming.  Elder 
Wright's  presence  on  the 
pastoral  staff  will  enhance  our 
program  by  allowing  us  to  pro- 


vider more  comprehensive  and 
complete  ministry  to  the  church 
and  to  the  community. 


GCC  Looking  Up 

Financially,  the  Georgia- 
Cumberland  Conference  has 
done  very  well  this  year.  Pro- 
blems that  have  plagued  this  con- 
ference and  that  have  caused  it 
to  cut  back  on  staff  are  slowly 
being  resolved.  As  of  July  31, 
1984,  the  tithe  income  has  in- 
creased 1.2  percent  from  last 
year. 

Financial  resolutions  of  the 
Davenport  crisis  are  continually 
being  made.  Currently,  the  con- 
ference has  been  awarded,  in 
cash,  $500,000  by  the  arbitra- 
tion steering  committee  formed 
— Continued  on  page  2 


Scandiafestival  '84  Troupe 
to  Perform  at  SC 


Acrobats  from  Denmark, 
gymnasts  from  Sweden,  and  an 
entertainer  from  Norway  will 
be  performing  on  Sunday  even- 
ing, September  23,  7:30  p.m.  at 
Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists. 

Scandiafestival  *84,  second 
program  in  the  Artist- 
Adventure  Series  at  Southern 
College,  will  take  place  in  the 
Physical  Education  Center  on 
the  Collegedale  campus. 

Members  of  Scandiafestival 
'84  were  selected  through  com- 
petitions in  Scandinavia.  "They 
are  champions  of  their 
disciplines,"  according  to 
Everett  Schlisner,  coordinator 
for  the  18  events  in  the  Artist- 
Adventure  Series  at  Southern 
College. 

A  team  of  24  Danish  Flying 
Acrobats,  ranging  in  age  from 
W  to  22,  are  a  part  of  the 
group.  The  Flying  Acrobats  of 
Aarhus  formed  in  1970,  and 
now  several  hundred  boys  and 
g'rls  train  for  inclusion  in  the 
select  group  of  show-gymnasts. 
Their  performance  fuses 
vaulting,  tumbling  and  tram- 
poline acrobatics,  as  well  as 
s'nging  and  folkdancing,  back- 
ed up  with  classical  and  con- 
temporary music  and  lighting 
effects.  The  gymnasts  train  six 
t0  eight  hours  a  week  and  do  re- 
quired exercises  at  home  as 
well. 

Team  members  have  made  29 
f°reign  trips,  and  h.ve  achiev- 
ed  super^ar  status  in  their  own 


mances  in  Denmark  annually. 
In  1982  they  won  the  Interna- 
tional Gymnastics  Competition 
in  West  Germany,  upsetting  the 
Japanese  team  which  had 
dominated  the  event  for  a 
number  of  years. 
A  second  distinct  group  par- 
ticipating in  the  Scandiafestival 
'84  is  the  Stockholmsflickorna, 
a  gymnastic  association  of  girls 
from  Stockholm,  Sweden.  The 
girls  begin  training  for  the 
display  team  as  early  as  age  5, 
working  with  a  ball  to  develop 
speed,  adroitness,  precision, 
and  tempo. 
The  third  group  is  Rytmgub- 
barna,  or  the  Rhythm  Guys,  a 
cross-section  of  teachers,  but- 
chers, carpenters,  shipyard 
workers,  and  farmers  from 
Gothenburg,  Sweden.  "Their 
age  averages  about  52,  yet  they 
are  known  for  their  high-tempo 
gymnastic  routines,"  states 
Schlisner. 
Vocal  highlights  of  Scan- 
diafestival '84  include  The  Nor- 
thern Lights,  a  Danish  quartet; 
and  "Britt,"  a  folksinger.  The 
first-prize  winner  of  the 
Norwegian  Young  Superstar 
contest,  held  in  July  to  choose 
Norway's  best  young  enter- 
tainer, also  stars  in  Scan- 
diafestival '84. 
Tickets  for  the  program  will 
be  available  at  the  door:  $3  for 
adults,  $2  for  senior  citizens 
and  children  under  12,  or  S7.50 
per  family.  Students  with  I.D. 
admitted  free. 


Brock  Hall  to  Open  Soon 


Lori  Selby 

Although  it  seems  as  if  most 
of  the  Southern  College  campus 
has  just  gotten  into  the  swing  of 
school,  many  of  our  depart- 
ments are  planning  changes. 
Within  several  weeks  the  Com- 
munications, English,  History, 
Foreign  Languages,  Art, 
Business  and  Office  Ad- 
ministration departments  will 
be  moving  into  Brock  Hall,  the 
new  humanities  building.  They 
will  be  followed  by  the  Audio 
visual  department  and  by  the 
radio  station,  FM  90.5-WSMC. 
Brock  Hall,  on  the  north  side  of 
off  Apison  Pike, 


will  join  Wood  Music  Building 
as  part  of  our  new  fine  arts 
complex. 
Dr.  Robert  Morrison,  Chair- 
man of  the  Division  of  Arts  and 
Letters,  commented  that  he  will 
be  glad  to  finally  have  all  his 
departments  (Communications, 
English,  History,  Foreign 
Languages  and  Art)  under  one 
roof.  According  to  Dr.  Mor- 
rison, some  of  the  special 
features  of  the  new  building  in- 
clude office  space  with  rooms 
for  readers  between  each  office, 
humanities  classrooms  adjoin- 
audiovisual 


mini-windows  into  the 
classrooms  for  film  and  slide 
projector,  and  two  rooms 
designed  for  a  language  lab.  He 
mentioned  plans  for  a  word 
processor  for  journalism  and 
English  students. 
The  Art  facilities  include  a 
large  ceramics  classroom  with  a 
kiln  and  adequate  electricity  to 
the  pottery  wheels.  There  will 
also  be  classrooms  for  drawing 
and  design.  Close  to  the  Art 
department  is  a  gallery  com- 
plete with  track  lighting  in  the 
ceiling.  Dr.  Morrison  explain- 
ed continued  on  p.  5 


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of  its  members?  The  more  visible  typesof  courtesy  _^„„p 

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we'lso  have  a  dual  purpose  to  emit  the  characteristics  of  a  Seventh-day  Adventist  Ctast.an.and 
part  of  that  includes  being  courteous.  If 
how  can  we  expect  the  family  to  treat  us  li 

are  usually  the  easiest  to  come  by  (things  like  opening  doors,  verbal  recogmti. 
a  dropped  book),  but  the  invisible,  the  less  praised  incidents  of  courtesy,  often  seem  to  come  few 
and  far  between,  and  yet  I  believe  that  these  are  the  gestures  that  really  count  This  type  of  courtesy, 
is  seen  by  such  things  as  talking  politely  about  someone  in  their  absence  (or  not  talking  at  all). 
How  many  times  have  you  been  talking  to  someone  and  then,  as  soon  as  they  leave,  a  negative 
remark  is  made  about  that  person?  Another  form  of  silent  courtesy  is  noted  by  doing  something    Dear  Editor: 
for  someone  behind  the  scenes-something  that  most  likely  won't  be  noticed  but  that  isnecessa™ 
for  a  specific  event  to  function.  At  this  point  it  is  appropriate  to  say  that  we  also  must  keep 
mind  that  our  loved  ones  need  and  deserve  even  more  courtesy  than  the  casual  acquaintance 
the  street.  So  often  our  families  get  second-hand  treatment  while  we  put  on  our  best 
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school  which  has  Christian  ideals  for 
this  school  it  shows  people  that 
character.  So  the  next  time  you  a 
me,  please." 


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WE'RE  TALKIN'  PROUD! 
Dear  Editor: 

Thank  you!  Thank  you  for  put- 
ting out  a  paper  we  at  Southern 
College  can  be  proud  of.  I 
mean  "we're  talkin'  proud." 
I  would  like  to  express  my  ap-    There  are  actually  intellectual- 
preciation  to  the  residence  hall    ly  stimulating  articles  that  are 
deans,  Dean  Schlisner,  and  the    informative  and  concise-not 
before  seen  in  my  previous  two 
years  at  Southern.  There  is 
something  for  everyone,  from 
1  shows  that  they  are    politics  to  sports  and  from  si 


tor    other  Faculty  members  who 

were  instrumental  in  the  wor- 

Christian    ship  and  chapel  changes.  I  feel 


:  willing  to  take  on  the  responsibility  of  reflecting  its  true    committecj  t0  Demg  reasonable    dent  enrollment  to  "Garfield.' 


trying  to  cut  your  way  through  a  line,  remember  to  say,  "Excuse 
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by  the  General  Conference  to 

work     on    retrieving    and 

distributing  funds.  It  expects  to 

receive  at  least  that  much  or 

more  by  the  same  committee    rewarding  and  enjoyabl 

later  on  in  the  year.  The  con-    all. 


and  fair  to  the  students.  May  The   pictures   are   clear,  the 

this  be  a  precedent  of  Faculty—  typesetting  is  straight,  and  it's 

student  relations  for  the  year,  not  cluttered  with  every  ad  that 

Cooperation  and  understand-  will  fit.  This  paper  now  rivals 

ing  on  the  part  of  both  the  Andrews  University's  Student 


students  and  faculty  will  help 
make  this  school  year  more 


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Bob  Jones 

Steve  Morris 

Jay  Dedeker 

Lynnette  Jones 

Fritze  Lherisson 


Steve  Martin 

Jerry  Russell 

Randy  Thuesdee 

Richard  Gayte 
Jerry  Kovalski 

Ron  Aguilera 

Michael  Bat  lis  tone 

Melanie  Boyd 

La  Ronda  Curtis 

Russell  Duerksen 

Moni  Gennick 

Lori  Heinsman 

Norman  Hobbs 

Brent  VanArsdell 

Cindy  Watson 

Dr.  Ben  McArthur 


ference  also  has  sold  three 
buildings-a  post  office  in 
Parker,  Arizona,  and  two 
telephone  company  buildings  in 
Califomia-and  have  netted 
$1,080,000.  Still  to  be  settled 
are  claims  from  bankruptcy 


Sincerely, 
Michael  Palsgrove 


Movement.  Let's  hear  it  for  the 
Southern  Accent  and  the  great 
job  that  Dennis  and  his  staff 
are  doing. 

Sincerely, 
Royce  J.  Earp 


Love    is    not    love 

Which  alters  when  it 

alteration  finds. 

Shakespeare 


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Reflections 


The  Links  of  the  Chain 


Rob  Lastine 

I  had  been  walking  through 
this  small  fishing  village  for 
some  time  now,  but  I  still 
wasn't  quite  sure  what  is  was 
that  had  drawn  me  to  it. 
Perhaps  it  was  to  escape  the 
I  heat  or  just  to  break  the 
monotony  of  California's 
Highway  5;  no  matter,  I  was 
here  now,  and  it  was  a  welcom- 
ed change. 

I  had  left  my  Honda  GL-1000 
the  edge  of  town  under  a 
shade  tree,  and,  now,  after  be- 
ing here  awhile,  I  turned  and 
started  back  toward  where  my 
motorcycle  was  parked. 

All  morning  I  had  been  riding. 
In  fact  this  was  the  1 1  'th  day  of 
what  had  been  my  dream 
vacation. 

For  six  years  I  had  attended 
Southern  College  in  Col- 
legedale,  Tennessee,  and,  now, 
after  having  graduated  with  my 
degrees,  I  could  do  the  one 
thing  my  college  curriculum, 
study,  and  my  43-hour-a-week 
work  schedule  had  not  left  me 
much  time  to  do--take  my 
dream  vacation  by  motorcycle. 

As  I  watched  the  fishermen 
returning  from  their  labor  with 
their  catch  and  hanging  their 
lets  up  to  dry,  I  realized  how 
ate  it  was  getting  and  walked 
i  little  faster. 

The  sun  was  slipping  further 
toward  the  west  now,  and  as  it 
did,  the  smell  of  salt  air,  carried 
by  the  light  breeze  off  the 
Pacific  Ocean,  helped  to  make 
my  decision  to  leave  even  more 
difficult.  This  village  was  a 
peaceful  place,  and  I  really 
didn't  want  to  leave,  but  had 
[to. 

While  walking  back  to  my 
motorcycle  I  realized  that  this 
i  perfect  vacation,  a  dream 
come  true. 


In  the  11  days  that  I  had 
traveled,  the  weather  was  near 
perfect.  The  only  rain  that  did 
fall  was  mostly  at  night  while  I 
was  dry  in  my  tent  or  during  the 
heat  of  the  day  when  it  was  a 
welcomed  relief  to  my  sun- 
dried  skin. 

Thousands  of  miles  had  been 
measured  off  by  my  motorcy- 
cle's odometer.  The  beauties  of 
nature  were  many:  from  the 
Mid-Western  Plain  states  to  the 
majestic  Rocky  Mountains  of 
Colorado,  from  the  vastness  of 
the  Grand  Canyon  in  Arizona 
to  the  overwhelming  depth  and 
beauty  of  Zion  National  Park 
in  south-western  Utah.  The 
solitude  of  Highway  50  in 
Nevada  was  also  a  welcomed 
change  to  the  overcrowded 
cities  and  towns  along  the  way. 

I  sat  down  on  a  park  bench, 
just  for  a  moment,  to  reflect 
back  on  the  days  events. 

Just  this  morning  I  had  left 
Paradise,  California,  where  I 
stayed  with  relatives  last  night. 
Los  Angeles  was  to  be  my  day's 
destination,  and  by  the  map, 
Highway  5  seemed  to  offer  the 
quickest  route.  However,  by 
mid-morning  the  temperature 
had  risen  to  96  degrees,  and  the 
traffic  was  unmercifully  heavy. 
I  knew  there  had  to  be  a  better 
way  so  I  pulled  off  to  the  side 
of  the  interstate  where,  in  the 
shade  of  an  overpass,  1  looked 
at  my  map. 

Now,  here  on  this  park  bench, 
in  the  coolness  of  this  peaceful 
village,  it  came  to  me-the 
reason  I  liked  California 
Highway  1.  But  of  all  the 
villages  and  towns  along  the 
coast,  why  had  I  stopped  at  this 
one?  As  I  stood  up  from  where 
I  had  been  sitting,  that  question 
turned  over  in  my  mind. 


All  the  Fishing  vessels  were  an- 
chored in  the  harbor  now  and 
the  village  was  settling  down  for 
the  night,  so  I  hurried  on 
through  town. 

As  I  was  passing  a  small  shop, 
something  on  the  counter 
caught  my  eye.  I  turned  and 
walked  through  the  open  door 
into  the  shop. 

The  object  that  had  diverted 
my  attention  was  a  chain,  like 
none  I  had  ever  seen.  Each  link 
had  a  unique  shape  and  size.  As 
I  walked  closer,  I  noticed  a  man 
behind  the  counter. 

"May  I  help  you  young 
man?"  he  said.  My  eyes  drop- 
ped from  the  merchant  to  the 
chain  on  the  counter  top. 

"Sir,  that  sure  is  an  interesting 
chain  you  have  there,"  I  said. 
"Did  you  make  it  yourself?" 

"Yes,"  came  his  reply. 
"Many  years  ago  1  made  this 
chain  to  remind  my  children  of 
my  love  for  them.  I  put  it  out 
here,  on  top  of  the  counter, 
where  all  can  see  it  and  ap- 
preciate its  value.  It's  priceless, 
you  know!" 

A  lump  grew  in  my  throat.  I 
realized  that  I  could  not  afford 
this  chain,  but  perhaps  I  could 
find  out  more  about  its 
designer. 

"How  many  children  do  you 
have?"  I  asked. 

"It's  hard  to  say,  young 
man,"  came  his  reply,  as  his 
gaze  shifted  from  me  to  the 
people  passing  by  on  the 
sidewalk  in  front  of  his  shop. 

"They  stop  in  from  time  to 
time,"  he  continued,  "or  they 
call  or  send  letters." 

His  eyes  fell  on  mine  as  he 
went  on. 

"My  children  mean  the  world 
to  me.  There  is  nothing  my 
father  and  I  wouldn't  do  for 


them.  That's  why  I  made  this 
chain,  so  they  would  see  the 
love  we  have  for  them." 

Before  I  could  ask  my  next 
question,  the  white-haired  man 
lifted  the  chain  from  atop  the 
counter,  and  holding  it  by  its 
largest  link,  He  let  it  hang 

"You  see,"  he  said,  "I  am  a 
fisherman,  or  perhaps  I  should 
say,  I'm  a  fisher  of  men." 

My  curiosity  about  what  this 
bronze-skinned  man  had  just 
said  was  building  up  inside  me. 

"A  fisher  a  men,"  I  exclaim- 
ed, repeating  the  words  he  had 
just  spoken. 

"Yes  son,  I  cast  out  my  net 
and  those  who  freely  enter  it  are 
then  drawn  up  to  where  I  would 
have  them  be,  with  me,  here, 
just  as  you  are  now." 

"What  do  you  mean?"  I  ask- 
ed in  a  trembling  voice.  "I 
walked  into  you're  store  to  ad- 
mire that  chain  on  the  counter; 
that's  all!"  The  gentleman 
smiled  at  me  and  asked,  "What 
was  it  about  the  chain  that  drew 
you  to  it?" 

"The  intricate  beauty  and  uni- 
queness of  each  link,"  I 
responded,  "and  the  careful  at- 
tention to  detail  that  the  craft- 
sman used  in  its  forming,  that's 
why  I  came  in,  just  to  look  at 

"Wouldn't  you  like  to  have  it? 
Here  it's  yours." 

I  could  hardly  believe  my  ears; 
this  was  what  I  had  been  sear- 
ching for  ever  since  reading  the 
story,  Links  of  the  Chain,  the 
story  of  a  craftsman's  love  for 
his  children  and  his  building  of 
a  chain  for  each  to  have  as  a 
reminder  of  his  love  for  them. 
Could  this  be  the  man  of  whom 
so  much  had  been  written? 

When  I  could  speak  again,  I 


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replied,  "Sir,  I  would  love  to 
possess  such  a  chain,  but  I  have 
nothing  to  offer  in  return  for 
such  a  priceless  work." 

"Son,  it's  yours;  here,  I  give 
it  to  you  because  you  have  been 
searching  for  its  strength  all 
your  life.  Take  care  of  it  and 
see  that  nothing  is  done  to  it 
that  might  weaken  it." 

My  mind  raced  with  excite- 
ment. "Oh,  yes  sir,  it  will  hold 
a  place  of  honor  in  my  house, 
and  it  will  be  preserved." 

I  wanted  to  know  more  about 
the  chain  which  this  man  had 
created.  "Would  you  tell  me 
which  link  is  most  important; 
they  must  stand  for 
something." 

He  lifted  it  from  its  place  on 
the  counter,  and  as  He  did,  the 
light  struck  it  in  such  a  way  that 
I  could  see  words  that  I  had  not 
noticed  before  etched  on  each 
link. 

"The  reason  I  asked,"  I  con- 
tinued, "was  because  I  noticed 
the  different  link  sizes." 

"They  are  all  important,"  He 
said,  "the  size  and  shape  do  not 
effect  the  chains  strength  for 
they  are  each  as  important  as 
the  others  along  with  the  words 
which  are  engraved  on  them. 
The  words  are  the  most  impor- 
tant part  of  this  chain.  But  to 
answer  your  question,  if  one 
link  were  to  be  weakened  the 
chain  would  break,  and  a  chain 
is  only  as  strong  as  its  weakest 
link.  That  is  why  you  must  not 
let  one  of  these  1 0  links  become 
weakened  by  rust.  Don't  store 
this  chain  on  a  shelf  or  in  a 
glass  case.  Use  it,  for  its  metal 
becomes  stronger  with  use." 
As  he  lowered  the  chain  to  the 
counter  I  couldn't  help  but  ask 
another  question. 
"Sir,  I  noticed  your  hands  as 
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BiiflMiuumftMB    . 

What  School  is  this? 

I  came  here  in  '82 

To  a  school  whose  name  I  thought  I  knew 

Then  the  Big  Thing  in  '83 

Was  renaming  good  old  S.M.C. 

And  now  again  in  '84 

Petitions  float  around  once  more 

What  I'm  wondering  is,  in  '85 

Will  we  be  finished  with  this  changing  jive 

Let's  pick  a  name  and  let  it  stay 

So  when  friends  ask  me  to  what  school  I  go 

I  won't  have  to  hang  my  head  and  say. . . 

"I  don't  know." 

Brace  Trigg 


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Moni  Gennick 
Who  is  JT7  Jook  Ting  Shim  is 
the  president  of  this  year's  stu- 
dent association.  Last  year  he 
came  into  the  office  with  a  slim 
margin  over  his  opposing  can- 
didate, Denise  Read.  There  are 
some  who  speculate  that  his 
desire  for  the  office  came  out  of 
a  quest  for  power  rather  than 
good  intent. 
In  defense  of  himself  JT  stated 
that  he  feels  active  elections  are 
important.  "How  could  I  en- 
courage others  to  run  on  their 
qualifications  while  refusing  to 
run  on  my  own?"  he  asked. 
"Also,  if  you  want  to  have  a 
say  in  how  things  should  be 
done  you  need  to  be  involved," 

JT  does  seem  to  be  an  ad- 
vocate of  the  "get  involved" 
action  he  recommends.  During 
his  years  at  Southern  he  has 
served  two  one-year  terms  as  a 
senator  and  edited  four  editions 
of  SC's  telephone  directory, 
The  Numerique. 

Last  year  he  served  as  vice- 
president  of  SA,  an  office 
which  he  ran  for  in  three 
straight  elections.  "If 
something  is  worth  it,"  JT 
commented,  "don't  be  afraid 
to  alter  strategies-just  never 
give  up." 

JT  attributes  his  win  in  the 
spring  of  '83  to  a  well- 
structured  campaign  that  "pull- 
ed out  all  the  stops."  From  of- 
fice of  vice-president,  JT  went 
on  to  be  president,  in  a  very 
similar  campaign. 

Aside  from  these  major  of- 
fices, JT  has  also  involved 
himself  in  various  campus 
I  orsanizations  such  as  the 
Amateur  Radio  Club  and  the 
student  cnapler  of  IABC. 

As  president  of  the  student 
association,  JT  acknowledges 
his  load  of  responsibility  yet 
feels  that  his  qualifications  can 


the 


Although    he 


somewhat  skirted  the  subject  of 
any  major  plans  the  SA  intend- 
ed to  implement  this  school 
year,  he  stressed  the  importance 
of  "good  communication  with 
follow  through,"  dealing  with 
anything  from  refunds  to  sim- 
ple complaints.  He  would  also 
like  to  increase  school  spirit. 

The  phone  system  is  another 
area  JT  would  like  to  influence, 
though  a  remark  that  "buying 
the  phone  company  seems  to  be 
the  only  course  to  any  real  ac- 
tion" seems  to  indicate  that 
working  with  the  phone  com- 
pany tends  to  be  a  slow  process. 

A  plan  dealing  with  SA  in- 
volvement in  the  weekly 
fellowship  dinners  at  the  Col- 
legcdale  church  is  also  a  plan 
that  the  SA  has  taken  on  under 
JT's  leadership. 

JT  also  has  found  his  leader- 
ship roles  to  be  a  learning  ex- 
perience encompassing  such 
things  as  learning  how  to  con- 
duct meetings  to  dealing  and 
communicating  with  people  on 
a  variety  of  different  levels.  "I 
like  my  position  because  I'm 
able  to  meet  a  lot  of  people 
also,"  JTsaid.  "Onecanlearn 
something  from  everybody  that 
is  unique,  and  in  doing  so,  it 
makes  life  so  much  more  plea- 
sant for  all." 

Where  does  JT  expect  his  stu- 
dent political  career  to  take  him 
in  the  future?  "I'd  like  to  keep 
the  political  option  open,"  JT 
said,  "though  I'm  really  in- 
terested in  management  and 
administration." 

JT  will  graduate  this  spring 
with  a  double  major  of  com- 
puter science  with  a  business 
emphasis  and  communica- 
tions/journalism. 

His  message  to  the  student 
body  is  "Ifyou  say  you  will  do 
something-follow  through  " 


THERE  ARE  TWO  SIDES  TO 
BECOMINGANURSEINTHEARMY. 

And  they're  both  repre- 
sented by  the  insignia  you  wear 
I  as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse 
I  Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left  [ 
I  means  you're  part  of  a  health  care 
I  system  in  which  educational  and 
I  career  advancement  are  the  rule, 
J  not  the  exception.  The  gold  bar  L_ 
on  the  right  means  you  command  respect  as  an  Army  officer.  If  you're 
earning  a  BSN,  write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities,  P.O.  Box  7713, 
Clifton,  NJ  07015. 

armynursecorps.be  all  you  can  be. 

Gano   Achieves    Highest 

MCAT  at  Southern  College 


Ron  Aguilera 

The  MCAT  is  very  familiar  to 
those  aspiring  a  medical  profes- 
sion. The  Medical  College  Ad- 
missions Test  score  is  used  as 
acceptance  criteria  for  those 
entering  medical  school.  With 
this  in  mind  medical  students 
prepare  themselves  to  tackle  the 
MCAT.  This  is  where  David 
Gano  comes  in.  David  tackled 
the  MCAT,  and  he  tackled  it 
with  style.  David  Gano  now 
holds  the  all-time  high  score  on 
the  MCAT  here  at  Southern 
College  with  a  score  of  75.  This 
beat  the  record  previously  held 
at  72  by  Penny  Duerksen.  With 
this  score  David  has  assured 
himself  acceptance  to  any 
medical  school.  To  give  an  idea 
of  how  well  David  did,  one 


should  know  that  Harvard 
University's  MCAT  acceptance 
score  is  65. 

David  Gano  was  born  in 
Gainsville,  Florida  on 
November  7,  1963.  He  attend- 
ed Forest  Lake  Academy, 
where  he  graduated  from  in 
1981.  Then  he  came  here  to 
Southern  College  as  a  chemistry 
major.  Although  he  always 
strove  for  academic  success,  he 
was  never  obsessed  by  grades. 
Aside  from  his  academics, 
David  was  always  involved  in 
extra-curricular  activities.  He 
has  been  in  Die  Miester  Singers 
and  on  the  gymnastic  team  as 
an  acrobatic  clown  for  three 
years.  He  toured  as  part  of  a 
quartet  to  various  area  churches 
and  also  invloved  himself  in 


intramurals. 

Last  summer  Dave  worked  as 
the  Waterfront  Director  at 
Camp  Kulaqua.  He  is  now  cur- 
rently in  Ponape,  Marshall 
Islands,  as  a  student  missionary 
and  is  planning  to  enroll  at 
Loma  Linda  University  next 
fall. 

Those  who  know  Dave  say 
they  know  him  to  be  a  well- 
rounded,  easy  going, 
spiritually-oriented  guy  with  a 
great  sense  of  humor.  It's  great 
to  know  that  there  are  students, 
such  as  Dave,  that  show  ex- 
cellence in  Christian  education 
and  commitment  to  Christian 
goals  and  standards  at 
Southern  College.  The' 
Southern  A  ccent  commends 
Dave  for  his  efforts! 


Student  Missionaries 
Write  Home 


My  classes  are  very  interesting. 
I  teach  levels  1,  2,  and  3  and  Bi- 
ble classes.  Also,  I  do  private 
tutoring.  My  students  are  eager 
to  learn  English.  They  always 
ask  me  questions  about  myself 
and  America.  My  students  like 
to  bring  little  gifts  to  me.  They 
say  that  they  like  me  as  a 
teacher.  They  laugh  with  me 
when  I  try  to  pronounce  their 
names.  We  have  a  Friday  night 
vespers  at  our  house  and  now 
we  have  about  12  people  com- 
ing. We  are  encouraging  the 
students  to  come.  I  have  really 
enjoyed  it  here  so  far.  I  know 
1  will  be  able  to  help  the  Thai 
people.  They  are  very  friendly 
to  me.  I  thank  God  for  making 
it  possible  for  me  to  be  here  I 
pray  that  I  will  be  able  to  do  all 
I  can  as  a  Christian  friend  and 
teacher.  Please  pray  for  me 
Also,  it  would  be  really  nice  to 
gel  a  letter  from  vou  once  in  a 
while.  We  like  to  hear  what's 
up  in  the  States. 

Darlene  Ledbetter 


1  love  the  Orient  and  I  loved 
our  orientation  in  Seoul,  Korea. 
We  couldn't  have  had  a  better 
speaker  who  was  more  uplifting 
than  Richard  Barron.  I  enjoyed 
all  the  singing  we  did  together 
too.  After  I  got  to  Had  Yai  with 
three  friends,  Jerry,  Mark,  and 
Lori.  We  also  found  out  that 
they  were  having  problems  with 
our  work  permits  and  that  we 
might  have  to  stay  a  couple  of 
months  in  Bangkok.  We  didn't 
want  that,  so  the  four  of  us 
really  began  praying  and  form- 
ed prayer  bands.  Everyone  said 
that  it  would  be  impossible  but 
on  Tuesday  the  26th  we  left 
Bangkok  for  Haad  Yai  by  train 
and  arrived  on  the  27th,  thanks 
to  God's  answer  to  all  our 
prayers.  By  the  end  of  our  first 
week  we  had  registered  260 
students.  I  love  Thailand  and 
am  glad  I  came.  Hi  Mom,  Dad, 
Tammy,  and,  Fluffy  (my 
animal). 

Tina  Bottsford 


medals).  But  we  (and 
other  voluntary  blood  o 
ters)  do  need  your  con 
tinued  support  Blood. 


David, 

counted 

onus. 


Brock. . . 

that  in  addition  to  display- 
I  jng  students*  art  work,  the 
gallery  can  be  used  for  other 
fine  art  exhibits  which  will  be 
available  to  the  community  as 
well  as  college  students. 
The  ground  floor  will  house 
FM  90.5-WSMC  in  one  end. 
The  station  area  has  been 
specially  constructed  with  foam 
insulation  and  other  features  to 
I  reduce  outside  noise  and  in- 
1  terference.  Also  on  the  ground 
I  floor  will  be  the  Audiovisual 
I  classrooms,  with  darkroom 
|  facilities.  Provision  has  been 
or  a  videotaping  studio 
I  where  someday  telecommunica- 
|tions  may  be  taught. 

Dr.  Wayne  Vandevere,  Chair- 
n  of  the  Division  of  Business 
nd  Office  Administration  add- 
led that  the  new  building  will 
|contain  a  typing  and  business 
machines  lab  and  will  also 
house  the  division's  six 
"dedicated"  word  processors 
I  (word  processors  that  can  stand 
I  alone  as  one  unit).  The  Business 
classrooms  will  be  equipped 
with  tables  rather  than  the 
I  traditional  desks.  Incidentally, 
I  the  Division  of  Business  and 
I  Office  Administration  will  be 
I  the  first  to  move  into  the 
|  building. 

Brock  Hall  itself  is  a  beautiful, 

I  three-story  brick  building  with 

I  large  windows  and  two  porches 

I  taking  advantage  of  the  view  to 

e  east.  The  inside  is  decorated 

browns  and  grays  with  a 

-se-tone,  patterned  carpet  in 

[  the  halls.  For  anyone  who  has 

:ver  tried  to  sneak  in  late  into 

i  crowded  classroom  at  Lynn 

I  Wood,  most  of  the  rooms  in 

Brock  are  large;  some  even 

|  have  several  doors.  There  are 

amphitheater-style 

|  classrooms  on  the  third  floor. 

Brock  Hall  has  been  named 

j  for  Richard  A.  Brock,  presi- 

I  dent  of  the  Richmar  Company, 

1  Inc.  Mr.  Brock  is  a  supporter  of 

I  Southern  College  and  has  been 

I  most  influential  in  raising  the 

|  money  for  the  fine  arts  project. 

Brock    Hall's    dedication 

I  ceremony  is  tentatively  schedul- 

f  ed  for  November  29. 


Martin  and  His  Message 


Norman  Hobbs 
Southern  College  is  proud  to  The  Week  of  Prayer  theme  is 
have  Elder  Doug  Martin  as  its  "How  to  Get  on  Track."  Mon- 
guest  speaker  during  this  week  day  night  was  the  first  meeting 
of  spiritual  emphasis.  Elder  of  this  week  of  spiritual  em- 
Martin  was  born  in  South  phasis,  and  during  the  meeting 
Dakota  and  attended  Madison  Elder  Martin  told  some 
Academy  for  his  secondary  humorous  incidents  which  had 
education.  He  received  his  col-  happened  to  him.  He  talked 
lege  training  from  Kettering,  about  his  "light-blue  waffle 
Newbold,  and  graduated  from  iron";  and  thanks  to  his  joking 
Southern  College  in  1975.  Doug  description  of  an  Indonesia 
and  his  wife,  Jeri,  have  spent  hospital,  everyone  who  attend- 
four  dedicated  years  as  student  ed  the  meeting  now  knows 
missionaries  in  Indonesia,  where  Garfield  is  from.  Turn- 
Doug  and  Jeri  have  four  ing  from  the  light  side,  Martin 
children:  two  seven-year-old  told  about  a  serious  accident  in 
sons  adopted  in  Indonesia,  a  -which  he  was  involved,  but  he 
four-year-old  son  born  in  came  to  the  conclusion  that 
Florida,  and  a  six-month-old  God  had  put  him  in  the  right 
daughter  born  in  Ohio  this  place  at  the  right  time.  Draw- 
year.  Elder  Martin  is  currently  ing  parallels  from  his  stories 
teaching  Bible  classes  at  Spring  and  Bible  references.^  such  ! 
Valley  Academy  in  Dayton, 


Ohio. 


DRINKING  AND  DRIVING 
CAN  KILL  A  FRIENDSHIP 


Isaiah  44:3,  65:24,  Jeremiah 
29:1 1,  and  John  9,  Elder  Mar- 
tin expressed  that  the  "solution 
came  before  the  problem."  The 
Lamb  was  slain  from  the  foun- 
dation of  the  world.  "The  cure 
to  our  problems,  the  Messiah," 
Elder  Martin  stated,  "has 
always  been  and  always  will  be. 
With  this  omnipotent  cure,  we 
can  'get  on  with  salvation'  as 
we  wait  on  our  returning 
Saviour."  Elder  Martin  ex- 
plained, "He  (Jesus)  is  the  one 
who  came  to  us  by  His  own 
choice,  yet  was  sent  at  the 
fullness  of  time.  Now  is  the 
time  we  must  come  to  Him!  We 
can  have  the  best  for  free!  By 
accepting  Christ,  we  change 
from  ordinary  to  extraor- 
dinary." Elder  Martin  ended 
Monday's  service  by  calling 
"ordinary  people  to  come  to 
the  Lord  and  to  start  a 
homeward  journey." 


A  Tomboy's  Advantage 


Campus  Digest  News  Service 
Women  who  were  tomboys 
when  they  were  younger  are 
more  likely  to  become  indepen- 
dent, high-powered  profes- 
sionals, according  to  a  recent 
study  of  125  middle-class 
women  by  University  of  Kansas 
psychologist  Elizabeth  Metzler- 
Brennan. 

Remaining  assertive  seems  to 
come  easier  to  women  who 
started  out  free  of  sexual 
stigmas  associated  with  more 
masculine  games  and  toys,  said 
Metzler-Brennan. 
According  to  the  study, 
women  who  wanted  to  be  doc- 


tors, scientists  or  politicians  as 
6-year-olds  had  better  chances 
of  attaining  those  goals  by  their 
mid-30s  than  did  women  with 
more  traditonally  feminine  at- 
titudes, who  chose  homemak- 
ing  or  traditionally  feminine 
professions  later. 


3 


Sports  Corner  Commentary 


J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

This  was  certainly  unexpected. 
At  least  someone  could  have 
forewarned  me.  Even  if  so- 
meone had,  though;  I  probably 
wouldn't  have  believed  a  word. 
All  of  a  sudden,  my  whole 
world  has  changed.  Can  it  be 
that,  after  all  these  years,  the 
Chicago  Cubs  are  finally  going 
to  win  the  National  League's 
Eastern  Division?  What  hap- 
pened to  tradition?  What  hap- 
pened to  the  "May  Fade?",  the 
"June  Swoon?",  the  "July 
Slide?",  the  "August  Bust?", 
the  "September  Fall?".  We're 
runnin*  out  of  time  here.  If  the 
Cubs  are  going  to  die  down, 
would  someone  please  tell  me? 
Accent  Editor  Dennis  Negron 
would  be  glad  to  do  that  honor. 
He's  a  Mets  fan. 

But  surely,  I  must  be  dream- 
ing. Are  these  the  same  guys 
who  for  38  years  sang  "Wait  till 
next  year"  every  year  and  even 
had  a  copyright?  They  can't  be. 
The  guys  I'm  used  to  seeing  are 
those  who  bobble  the  ball  on 
the  potential  last  out  of  the 
game  only  to  let  the  tying  run 
score.  The  guys  I'm  used  to  are 
the  ones  who  hit  pop-ups  with 
the  bases  loaded  and  no  one  out 
three  consecutive  times.  The 
guys  I'm  used  to  are  the  ones 
who  can't  catch  pop-ups  hit  by 
their  opponents. 

Who  are  these  1984  im- 
postors? They  just  can't  be 
Cubs!  The  guys  I'm  used  to  are 
the  ones  who  are  stepping 
stones  for  other  teams  on  their 
way  to  the  division  crown,  the 
guys  who  score  22  runs  and  still 
lose  because  the  other  guys 
scored  23,  the  guys  who  star  on 
the  "bloopers"  segment  of 
"This  Week  in  Baseball,"  the 
guys  whose  manager  cusses  out 
the  fans  for  coming  out  to  the 
games  just  to  boo  the  Cubs  for 
they  had  just  blown  yet  another 
one  (You  should  have  heard 
that  tape.  I  never  knew  such 
words  were  in  the  English 
language.).  Those  guys,  I 
remember  them  well. 

But    these    guys    today    are 


be 


ailed 


"America's  Team's"  partly 
because  of  Super  Station 
WGN-TV  Chicago  and  partly 
because   of  all   the   migrated 


players  on  the  team-which  is 
why  Dallas  Green,  formerly  of 
the  Philadelphia  organization, 
is  looking  like  a  genious.  This 
year  is  a  case  in  point. 

In  January,  Green  looked  at 
his  stack  of  cards  for  the  up- 
coming season.  He  was  unim- 
pressed, to  say  the  least.  His  top 
starting  pitcher  of  1983  was 
Chuck  Rainey.  Green  went  out 
and  acquired  Scott  Sanderson 
from  the  Montreal  Expos  and 
traded  away  Carmello  Martinez 
to  San  Diego.  Immediately, 
people  began  to  remind  Green 
of  the  infamous  Lou  Brock 
trade  of  years  gone  by.  The  guy 
they  got  was  out  of  baseball  in 
less  than  a  year  and  we  all  knew 
what  happened  to  that  poor 
castoff,  Mr.  Brock. 

Green  looked  at  his  outfield 
and  was  confused.  He  had  a 
first-baseman  playing  center 
field  in  Leon  Durham  and  a 
left-handed  right  fielder  who 
couldn't  hit  left-handed  pit- 
ching in  Mel  Hall.  He  also  had 
a  left  fielder  who  was  inconsis- 
tent in  Jay  Johnstone.  So  what 
did  he  do?  He  traded  reliever 
Bill  Campbell  to  Philly  for 
Gary  Matthews  and  Bob  Der- 
nier, a  real  center-fielder.  This 
caused  friction,  obviously. 
Durham  was  moved  to  first- 
base  to  push  popular  veteran 
Bill  Buckner  to  the  oak.  Mat- 
thews was  inserted  in  left  to 
push  Johnstone  to  Buckner's 
side,  and  Hall  was  later  traded 
to  Cleveland-otherwise  known 
as  major  league  baseball's 
purgatory-for  Rick  Sutcliffe, 
George  Frazier,  and  Ron 
Hassey.  Buckner  had  been  trad- 
ed to  Boston  for  Dennis 
Eckersley  by  this  time.  He  ac- 
quired Richie  Hebner  as  a  free- 
agent  and  hired  Jim  Frey  {1980 
Kansas  City  Royals)  to  be  his 
manager.  He  swore  that  he 
would  make  Cub  fans  happy  by 
producing  a  winning  ballclub. 
Cub  fans  had  been  condition- 
ed to  losing  so  long  that  the  on- 
ly winner  they  ever  had  were  the 
1969  team  managed  by  Leo 
Durocher  that  held  the  team  in 
first  place  for  the  majority  of 
the  season  until  the  Miracle 
Mets  washed  all  those  dreams 
away.  Cub  fans  were  skeptical 

Statistics 


about  Green's  daring  dealing. 
"What  is  he  doing?",  they'd 
say.  He's  trying  to  bring  a  win- 
ner. "They'll  never  be  as  good 
as  the  '69  club."  1969  is  gone. 

"But  what  happened  to  Don 
Kessinger,  Glen  Beckert,  Ran- 
dy Hundley,  Jim  Hickman,  Bil- 
ly Williams,  and  Ferggie 
Jenkins?"  Who? 

"You  know,  Milt  Pappas, 
Ken  Holtzman,  Vic  Harris, 
Dave  Kingman,  Steve 
Onteveros,  and  Larry  Gura?" 

You  must  be  kidding. 

"O.K.,  O.K.,  Eamie  Banks." 

Never  heard  of  him.  .  .Wait  a 
minute,  is  he  kin  to  Earnie 
Pheirim? 

But  anyway  all  those  old  Cubs 
were  losers  since  1945.  That's 
the  last  time  the  Cubs  were  in 
the  World  Series.  That  fact  is 
older  than  Dean  Qualley. 
Rumor  had  it  that  if  the  Cubs 
were  ever  to  get  close  again, 
America  would  have  to  win 
another  war.  They  thought  they 
had  it  in  1969,  but  just  like 
Vietnam  they  were  beaten  by 
those  communists,  the  New 
York  Mets.  This  year  the  com- 
mies were  at  it  again,  trying  to 
spoil  the  Cub's  fun.  The  Mets 
themselves  had  a  very  good 
year  led  by  Keith  Hernandez 
and  Dwight  Gooden,  the  rookie 
sensation  on  the  mound.  But  in 
head-to-head  competition,  the 
Cubs  won  nine  of  the  last  13 
games.  Other  than  head-to- 
head  competition,  the  Mets  and 
the  Cubs  played  pretty  even  this 
year.  Usually  that  means  fifth 
and  sixth  place  in  the  NX. 
East.  But  this  year  they  are  1-2 
and  it  is  definitely  not  a  fluke. 
So  what,  I  picked  them  to  finish 
fifth  and  sixth  in  last  March's 
issue?  For  that  matter,  who 
cares  that  I  went  0-4  in  my 
preseason  predictions? 

Baltimore,  the  Chicago  White 
Sox,  the  Montreal  Expos,  and 
the  Braves  all  let  me  down.  I 
told  you  it  wasn't  gospel,  but 
my  boss  is  making  me  feel  like 
Bulwinkle  when  he  said,  "Hey 
Rocky,  watch  me  try  to  pull  a 
rabbit  out  of  my  hat!" 

Rocky:  "Again?" 

Bulwinkle:  "Nothin's  up  ma 
sleeeeeve.  .  .  Presto!!!" 

Nothing. 


Thuesdee's  Baseball  Preseason  Predictions 

American  League 

National  League 

East 

East 

Baltimore 

Montreal 

Toronto 

Philadelphia 

Detroit 

St.  Louis 

Milwaukee 

Pittsburgh 

New  York 

Chicago 

Boston 

New  York 

Cleveland 

West 

West 

Atlanta 

Chicago 

Los  Angeles 

Oakland 

San  Diego 

California 

San  Francisco 

Texas 

Houston 

Kansas  City 

Cincinnati 

Minnesota 

Seattle 

Baseball  Standings  as  of  Sept.  18,  1984 

American  League  National  League 


Men's  Slowpitch 

Men's 

Slowpitch 

*East  Standings 

*West 

Standings 

Women' 

Slowpitch 

Team                  Wins     Losses 

Team 

Wins     Losses 

Team 

Wins     Losses 

4            0 

Hinklc                           3            0 

3            1 

Pellom 

McClung                       3            1 

Schnell 

2            2 

Felix 

Dubois 

2            2 

Heinsman 

Faculty                          1            2 

Jewelt 

2            2 

Hassencahl 

Price                          0           4 

Joiner 

1            3 

Yapshlng 

0           2 

Jimenez                      0           4 

Ramey 

0            3 

Hartman 

0           2 

Detroit 

Toronto 

Baltimore 

New  York 

Boston 

Cleveland 

Milwaukee 


Kansas  City 

Minnesota 

California 

Oakland 

Chicago 

Seattle 

Texas 


Chicago 
New  York 
Philadelphie 
St.  Louis 
Montreal 
Pittsburgh 


San  Diego 
Houston 
Atlanta 
Los  Angeles 
Cincinnati 
San  Francisco 


•Tuesday's  gunes  nut  included. 


Southern  Cynic 


Southern  Mis&^gary  College 


Art  Jordan 

Recently  my  old  friend,  Dr.  things    for   young   men   and 

Alexander  Slop,  took  me  on  a  women  to  say  to  each  other.  By 

guided  tour  through  a  building  teaching    these    meaningless 

that  contained  an  experiment  heart  throbs  to  prime  marriage 

dubbed  "Project  Matrimony."  prospects  throughout  the  coun- 

"It  seems,"  Slop  told  me,  try,  we  expect  to  see  a  definite 
"that  more  and  more  young  increase  in  weddings." 
people  are  finding  it  convenient  "Great  gangling  gizzards!"  I 
to  forget  marriage  and  are  jum-  cried  when  I  peered  in  the  door 
ping  straight  into  living  of  the  next  room.  "What's  go- 
together  instead.  The  purpose  ing  on  in  there?" 
of  this  experiment  is  to  find  Slop  laughed  at  my  reaction, 
ways  to  re'establish  the  old  "This,  my  friend,  is  where  we 
marriage  bonds  and  see  if  the  teach  young  men  the  true  art  of 
'American  hitch'  can  once  kissing.  If  our  theory  is  correct, 
again  become  the  rule  rather  the  ladies  will  be  so  flustered 
than  the  exception."  after  being  smooched  by  one  of 

We  began  the  tour  by  looking  our  students  that  they'll  say 

in  through  the  door  of  the  first  'yes'  to  anything,  including  a 

room  where  secretaries  were  marriage  proposal."  I  headed 

pouring  over  books  and  die-  through  the  door  for  a  quick 


tail.  "Who  i 


i  the 


funny  red  suit?"  I  whispered  to     jors."  There  v 


Slop  replied,  a  smirk  still  on  his  courage  matrimony.   "We've 

face.  "  Salesmen  are  on  the  just  had  a  breakthrough,"  he 

phones  trying  to  convince  these  explained.  "Now  it's  simply  a 

fellows  to  become  theology  ma-  matter  of  putting  the  potion  in- 


tionaries  of  every  sort. 

"What's  going  on  in  there?" 
I  wanted  to  know. 

"This,"  Dr.  Slop  replied,  "is 
our  'sweet-nothings'  room.  It  is 
here  where  we  find  romantic 


lesson,  but  Slop  caught  my 
arm.  "We  must  continue  our 
tour,"  he  lectured,  "and 
besides,  you  don't  have  full 
security  clearance." 
As  we  continued  down  the 


my  friend. 

"That,"  Slop  chuckled,  "is 
Cupid,  theproject'sdirector." 

"What!"  I  was  not  whisper- 
ing this  time.  "I  thought  that 
Cupid  was  a  naked  little  baby 
that  had  wings  and  carried  a 
bow  and  arrow—not  a 
pitchfork!" 

After  laughing  uncontrollably 
for  almost  two  minutes,  embar- 
rassing me  completely,  Dr.  Slop 
exclaimed  that  he  was  "quite 
surprised  and  much  amused" 
to  find  that  I  believed  in  such 
"fairy-tale  hogwash." 

Attempting  to  change  the  sub- 
ject, I  asked  why  the  next  room 
was  full  of  people  talking  on 
telephones.  "This  is  where  we 
contact  all  the  young  men  who 
are  preparing  to  go  to  college," 


)  end  to  the    to  pills  that  look  like  little  green 


surprises.  Before  I  could  even  M  &  M's 

ask  the  meaning  of  this,  my  "Everything  I've  seen  today 

tour  guide  was  speaking  again,  has  been  quite  thrilling  and  very 

"You  see,  in  order  to  better  surprising,  to  say  the  least,"  I 

their  chances  of  getting  called  commented  at  the  end  of  the 

to   a   church,    a   prospective  tour.  'Project  Matrimony'  is 

minister  needs  to  get  married,  completed." 

What  better  way  to  increase  the  "We  hope  to  incorporate  the 

number  of  weddings  than  to  in-  project    into    a    full-fledged 

crease     the      number     of  business,"        Slop        said 

preachers."  What  could  I  say?  thoughtfully.    "We're    just 

These  people  had  thought  of  waiting  to  get  all  the  bugs  out." 

everything.  What  are  you  going  to  call  the 

The  tour  was  not  yet  com-  business?"  I  wanted  to  know, 

pleted.    Chemists  were   busy  We've  thought  about  that," 

working    with    sophisticated-  the  good  doctor  replied.  "The 


looking  equipmemt  in  the  next 
room.  Dr.  Slop  explained  that 
they  were  trying  to  find  a  for- 
mula that  would  get  the  body 
chemistry  running  at  a  faster 
pace  and  hopefully  would  en- 


board  of  directors  has  just  set- 
tled on  a  reasonable  and  simple 
name-Southern  Matrimony 
College." 

Reprinted  from  the  February 
12,  1981  issue. 


September  Is  .  .  . 


*    Coeds,    after   inspecting 
department    store    windows, 

E.O.  Grundset                            *  All  sorts  of  campus  clubs  get-  mai(    order .  catalogs,    and 

*   Fall    flowers    filling   the    ting  organized-all  of  them  with  fashion  shows,  suddenly  being 

pastures,  roadsides,  and  hills    BIG  plans  complete  with   a  struck  with  the  fact  that  skirts 

with  an  exuberant  burst  of    plethora   of  enticing   events:  for  fau  gjt  qinte  iong  and  tnat 

yellow,  mauve,  and  purple-    campouts,  trips,  picnics,  special  there's  not  a  whole  lot  they  can 

Joe-pye  weed,  ironweed  (this    get-togethers  in  nearby  can-  ^0    wjtn   \ast   year's   clothes 

year's  crop  of  purple  flowers    yons,  mountains,  rivers,  and  (especially  since  everything  this 

are  six  feet  tall  because  of  all    national    forests-the    over-  year  js  jn  some  sna(je  0f  purpie 
that   rain),    sunflowers,    and    whelmed  student  wonders  just 
how  many  clubs  he  can  cons- 
cientiously handle; 


Schools:  Discipline  Discuss- 
ed Nationwide 


many  varieties  of  goldenrods; 
not  to  forget  the  crepe  myrtle, 
marigolds,  and  flaming  red 
cock's  combs  beguiling  the 
campus  flower  beds; 


•The  presidential  and  other 
political  races  reaching  new 
heights  of  oratory  (promises, 
*  Yard  sales,  garage  sales,  an-  slurs,  and  counter-slurs),  and 
tique  shows,  flea  markets,  boredom,  with  everyone 
sidewalk  specials,  parking  lot  wondering  secretly,  "Can  we 
sale-a-thons,  fairs,  festivals,  possibly  survive  six  more  weeks 
of  this?" 


Campus  Digest  News  Service 
What  are  parents  of  school- 
age  children  concerned  about 
most?  According  to  recent  opi- 
nion polls,  the  answer  is 
discipline  in  the  schools. 
As  part  of  its  increased  em- 
phasis on  school  discipline,  the 
Reagan  administration  is  con- 
sidering amendments  to  a 
federal  law  that  would  overturn 
a  1975  U.S.  Supreme  court 
ruling. 
Officials  in  the  White  House 
spiration  of  the  summer  Olym-  and  justice  department,  as  well 
pics'  glow)  going  all  out  for    as  Secretary  of  Education  Ter- 


plaid)— all  of  which 
leads  to  the  age-old  complaint, 
"But,  Mother,  I  don't  have  a 
thing  to  wear;" 
*  The  end  of  baseball  and  the 
beginning  of  football,  with  lots 
of  people  (still  basking 


aerobics,  gymnastics,  running, 
jogging,  cycling,  anything 
that's  exercise,  and  creating 
small  traffic  jams  when  cars  try 
to  avoid  the  more  ambitious 
athletes  on  the  roads; 


rell       Bell,       agree      that 


ministration  will  submit  a  brief 
to  expand  disciplinary  powers 
dealing  with  drug-pushing  or 
unruly  students. 

The  additional  effort  will  not 
be  an  additional  cost  to  the  ad- 
ministration, but  teacher 
unions  maintain  that  more 
money  is  needed  to  improve 
schools. 

Sufficient  funds  have  always 
been  a  problem  for  schools  like 
Chicago's  Providence-St.  Mel 
High  School.  The  school  was 
almost  closed  in  1978  by  the 
Chicago  Archdiocese,  but  n 


schoolteachers'  ability  to  deal     principal  Paul  Adams  bought 
with  misbehavior  was  greatly     the  56-year-old  school  on  the 


impaired  by  the  1975  Wood  v 
Strickland  case,  in  which  four 
girls  were  suspended  for  spik- 
ing a  school  punch  bowl  with 
beer. 

The  girls'  legal  rights  had  been 
violated,  said  the  Supreme 
Court,  and  the  school  officials, 
as  individuals,  were  liable  for 
lawsuits  because  the  students 
were  not  given  due  process 
before  their  suspension. 


*  Students  discovering  after  the 
Welcome-to-the-course 
speeches  have  worn  out,  that 
teachers  are  really  "pouring  it 
on;"  these  same  students  are 
not  especially  amused  or  com- 
forted when  their  professors 
advise  them  to  "cheer  up.  .  . 
things  will  get  tougher;"  Largely  because  of  that  case     ference  at  the  school,  Adams 

•  Migrating  hawks  riding  the  and  its  our-hands-are-tied  ef-  says  Besides  strict  discipj 
thermals  between  Lookout  and  fee.s,  a  two-t,ered  pol.t.cal  ef-  dur.ng  the  day .G™* 
Signal    Mountains,    warblers    fort  by  the  just.ee  and  educa-     automa  .c  suspens.on  for  sk.p 

a  ,  ,      .  .: J f~i<,rnte    ic    .mrloruiav         nino  a  MflCSl.  Students  QO  tflTef 

pausing  for  a  few  hours  on  their 


West  Side. 

A  fund-raising  drive  with 
President  Ronald  Reagan  as 
honorary  chairman  has  been 
organized,  and  so  far,  $1.7 
million  has  been  collected  for 
capital  improvements  and  to 
help  students  with  $l,200-a- 
year  tuition. 

Last  year,  100  percent  of  St. 
Mel's  graduates  went  on  to  col- 
lege. Discipline  is  the  r 


put  power  back  in  the  hands 
of  school  officials. 
The  administration  is  now 
considering  application  of  a 
"good-faith"  test  to  potential 
suits  filed  by  students  against 
oMhT  gorgeous  foliage  school  officials;  proof  of  malice 
hanges  soon  to  engulf  us;  would    be    required    before 

damages  could  be  collected. 
The  beginning  of  Autumn.         In   a   related   case,    the   ad- 


i  departments  is  underway     ping  a  class),  students  do  three 


southward  journeys, 
already    starting    to    turn 
(dogwood,  sourwood, 

sassafras,  black  gum)  and  all 
the  trees  now  showing  a 
yellowish-green   tinge-a   pro- 


hours  of  homework  at  night. 
The  increased  government  ac- 
tion to  strengthen  school  of-^^ 
ficials'  punishment  power  was  ^m 
spurred  by  a  recent  White 
House  study  entitled  "Disorder 
in  Our  Public  Schools,"  which 
pointed  out  some  legal 
obstacles  standing  in  the  way  of 
effective  school  discipline. 


o 


[  and  i 
:ted 


of 


Chain.  . . 

you  were  talking  about  the 
chain,  and  I  observed  wounds. 
What  happened?"  I  asked. 

Tears  came  to  his  eyes  as  He 
said,  "Many  years  ago  my 
father  sent  me  on  a  search  for 
his  lost  children,  but  not 
everyone  welcomed  my  arrival. 
This  saddened  me  deeply,  for 
my  father  loves  his  children.  He 
would  do  anything  for  them. 
That  was  why  He  sent  me,  to 
show  them  the  way  home. 

He  paused  a  moment  then 
continued.  "My  search  brought 
great  sadness  to  my  heart,  for 
many  would  not  accept  my 
father's  invitation  and  sought 
to  end  my  life.  In  many  hearts 
the  chains  of  my  father's  love 
had  grown  brittle,  and  many 
links  were  broken,  their  words 
forgotten.  Many  chains  were  so 
rusted,  in  fact,  that  some  fail- 
ed to  recognize  me  as  my 
father's  son  and  just  considered 
mean  irritation  to  their  lives." 

Then  he  brightened  up,  and  a 
smile  spread  across  his  face. 
"However,"  he  continued, 
"some  did  recognize  me;  their 
chains  had  been  studied  and  re- 
mained strong.  They  accepted 
my  father's  gift  from  having 
known  me.  That  is  the  real 
value  of  this  chain,  when  so- 
meone sees  my  work  and  sees 
my  father's  love  for  them  in 
it." 

"The  enemies  of  my  father 
sought  i 

blasphemy.  They  said  1  wasn't 
who  I  claimed  to  be.  Yet  how 
were  they  to  know  who  I  was; 
their  chains  were  all  broken  and 
they  had  nothing  to  go  on  to 
disprove  my  claim.  So,  in  anger 
they  convicted  me,  and  1  was 
nailed  to  a  cross  for  all  to  see." 
"But  you  know,"  he  con- 
tinued, "death  has  no  hold  on 

As  he  stepped  from  behind  the 
counter  I  could  see  the  wounds 
in  his  feet,  for  he  wore  sandals. 

"His  love  was  that  great?"  1 

"Yes  son,  he  loves  you  just  as 
I  do,  for  we  are  fishers  of  men. 
There  is  no  other  way  home  ex- 
cept by  the  path  which  passes 
beneath  the  cross.  The  links  in 
this  chain  are  so  that  you  might 
know  my  father  as  I  do  and 
love  him  as  he  loves  you." 

"Sir,  I  don't  believe  I  asked 
your  name;  what  is  it?"  I 
asked. 

"My  name  is  Jesus." 

As  He  spoke  1  saw  a  twinkle 
in  his  eyes. 

"I  love  you  Jesus,"  I  respond- 
ed. "What  you  have  given  to 
me  today  I  will  treasure  always. 
I  will  use  what  you  have  given 
me  and  share  it  with  others." 

He  nodded  as  He  said,  "Yes, 
that's  the  best  way  to  keep  it. 
By  sharing,  you  will  become 
strong.  The  chain  will  hold  you 
|k  firmly  to  me,  for  I  will  not  let 
W  you  go.  Study  this  chain." 

As  I  was  leaving  his  shop  with 
my  chain  I  glanced  back  over 
my  shoulder  and  saw  him  place 
another  chain,  just  like  mine, 


Continued  from  page  6 
Statistics.  . . 


Men's  Fastpitch 
"A"  Standings 

Team  Wins     Losses 


Men's  Fastpitch 
"B"  Standings 

Team  Wins     Losses 

Misklewisc  3  1 

Pierre  2  2 

Sutton  2  2 

Drab  1  3 


Foresight 


Friday 
Saturday 

Sunday 
Tuesday 
Wednesday 


The  Florence  Oliver  Anderson 
Nursing  Series  presents 
Dorothy  McNulty  in  "The 
Nurse's  Role  in  Home  Health 
Care"  during  the  chapel  period, 
September  25,  in  Thatcher 
Hall.  As  DRO  becomes  effec- 
tive, hospitals  are  looking  to 
home-health  care  for  patient 
services.  Ms.  McNulty  shares 
this  concern. 

For  anyone  interested  in  atten- 
ding UT  at  Memphis,  several 
health  professionals  from  that 
school  will  be  here  to  discuss 
Allied  Health  on  September  25. 
They  will  meet  with  interested 
students  in  the  cafeteria  ban- 
quet room  at  12:00  noon.  Ad- 
visors will  be  able  to  help  you 
with  questions  on  specific 
health  fields. 


September  21 
September  22 

September  23 
September  25 
September  26 


Vespers:  Communion 
Church  Service:  Doug  Martin 
♦8:30  p.m.     Perspective  Film  Serie 
7:30  p.m.  Scandiafestival 
Chapel:  E.  C.  Ward 
7:00  p.m.  Traffic  Court 


GOLF  TOURNAMENT 

The  Semi-Annual  Golf  Tourna- 
ment will  be  held  on  October  7, 
1984.  This  tournament  will  be 
a  four-man  "select  shot"  play 
and  will  be  play  at  Fall  Creek 
Falls  State  Park.  The  entrance 
fee  is  $20.00  for  students  and 
$25.00  for  non-students.  This 
fee  covers  green  fees,  electric 
cart,  organizational  expenses 
and  prizes.  Any  interested 
golfers  should  contact  Ted 
Evans  (coordinator)  at  the  gym- 
nasium (238-2854)  by  Septem- 
ber 28. 


Note  from  Gym: 
Intramurals  1984:  Sign-up  for 
Hawaiian  Flagball  at  the  gym 
office,  238-2850.  The  last  day 
to  sign-up  is  Tuesday,  Septem- 
ber 25. 


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ber that  for  all  you  do  this  line's 
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Volume  40,  Number  4 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


September  ?7,  19S4 


Organ  Is  On  Its  Way 


'elanie  Boyd 

years  Southern  Col- 
and  the  Collegedale  corn- 
unity    have    been    eagerly 
raiting   the   arrival   of  the 
rombaugh  organ.  In  1978  the 
itracts  were  drawn  up  and 
ned    for   purchasing    the 
,000  organ,  and  now  it  is 
;  way  to  Southern  College, 
coming  to  us  from  Eugene, 
egon,    disassembled   on   a 
foot  trailer  truck, 
the  weeks  to  follow  its  ar- 
jval,  John  Brombaugh,   the 
Jesigner  and  builder  of  the 
organ,  is  sending  his  craftsmen 
lo  spend  about  five  'to  eight 
eeks  putting  it  all  together  in 
sanctuary  of  our  campus 
iuirch.  Afterwards,  each  Sab- 
can  expect  to  hear  the 
ipes  that  have  been  voiced  the 
week  by  John  Brom- 
augh.  It  will  take  him  six  to 
ine  months   to  individually 
voice  all  the  pipes  and 
perfect,  overall  sound 
lat  will  acoustically  accom- 
lodate    the    needs    of   our 
anctuary. 

Opus  26,  the  name  of  the 
organ,  is  probably  the  largest 
I'Tracker"  pipe  organ  in  North 
ftmerica.  It  contains  approx- 
imately 5,000  pipes,  each  in- 
dividually hand-crafted  and 
molded.  Every  detail  of  the 


organ  is  made  by  hand-the 
pipes,  the  keyboard,  the  thin 
strips  of  wood-called 
"Trackers"-which  connect  key 
to  pipe  valve,  and  even  the 
beautiful  wooden  oak  case  that 
holds  all  the  pipes  and 
mechanics  together. 

Many  have  wondered  why 
we  should  spend  so  much 
money  on  an  organ  when  we 
can  purchase  another  for  so 
much  less.  The  main  reason  is 
that  it  is  so  much  more  sensible 
to  buy  an  organ  that  will  last 
for  hundreds  of  years  and  still 
keep  up  the  quality  sound. 
Opus  26  won't  die  out  in  twen- 
ty years  like  so  many  electronic 
organs  will  because  it  has  the 
ability  to  last  up  to  300  years. 
Plus  the  new  organ  will  pose  as 
an  investment  as  the  years  go 
by;  the  value  will  increase. 

Also,  the  organ  is  boosting 
public  relations  for  S.C.,  in  that 
organists  from  all  over  the  U.S. 
and  Europe  will  be  coming  to 
play  and  hear  this  fantastic  in- 
strument. Mrs.  Judy  Glass, 
Associate  Professor  of  Music  at 
S.C.,  says  that  everyone  will  be 
able  to  hear  a  distinct  difference 
in  the  Brombaugh  organ  as 
compared  to  the  sound  of  the 
electronic  organ  currently  being 
used.  "It  really  makes  music!" 
she  says. 


Opus  26  in  January. 


The  Joker  is  Not  a  Joke 


The  Joker,  student  directory 
of  Southern  College,  which  is 
published  by  the  Student 
Association,  has  still  not  been 
distributed.  Each  year  during 
the  elections  for  Student 
Association  offices,  candidates 
for  Joker  editor  almost  always 
pledge  to  get  the  directory  out 
in  record  time.  This  year, 
however,  people  are  wondering 
when  they  will  finally  receive  it. 


New  Orleans:  Ready  for  Us 


The; 


e  than  enough 
fotel  space  and  seating  for 
inyone  planning  to  attend  the 
'4th  General  Conference  Ses- 
New  Orleans  next  June 
17  through  July  16,  according 
}  information  released  by 
ieneral  Conference  assistant 

easurer  Don  Robinson,  ses- 
ion  manager. 

The  site  of  the  session-the 
'uPerdome--covers  52  acres 
and  seats  up  to  95,000  people. 
The  city  of  New  Orleans  has 
housands  of  available  hotel 
ooms. 

All  official  delegates  to  the 
Ksion  and  their  support  staffs 

11  be  advised  through  their 

^ploying  organizations  con- 
erning  travel  and  room  reser- 
ations.  Visitors  may  make 
heir  own  hotel  reservations 
irectly  with  hotels  in  New 
Cleans  or  through  Travel  Lite 

ompany,  the  official  travel 
'gent  for  the  G.C.  Session,  at 
5^1  Lincoln  Road,  Miami 
Beach,   FL   33139  USA.  The 


company's  telephone  numbers 
are  (305)  672-0308  and  the  toll 
free  (800)  327-8338.  The  Telex 
numbers  are  441582  and 
4950728.  Without  cost  to  the 
church,  Travel  Lite  has 
negotiated  favorable  rates  with 
hotels  in  a  variety  of  price 
ranges  and  various  distances 
from  the  Superdome. 

Travel  Lite  will  handle  com- 
puterized registration  for  all 
delegates  and  visitors  and  will 
provide  a  "Find  a  Friend"  ser- 
vice indicating  where  all 
registrants  are  staying  in  New 
Orleans. 

Those  interested  in  camping  in 
the  area  should  contact  the 
Greater  New  Orleans  Tourist 
and  Convention  Commission, 
334  Royal  St.,  New  Orleans, 
LA  70 1 30,  for  a  list  of  available 
campgrounds.  The  telephone 
number  of  the  commission  is 
(504)  566-5011. 

The  daily  program  of  the  ses- 
sion will  begin  at  7:45  a.m.  with 
music  and  devotionals,  follow- 


ed by  a  business  session  from 
9:30  to  noon.  "Window  on  the 
World"  (a  film  program  show- 
ing Adventist  world  work)  and 
session  committees  begin  at 
1:30  p.m.,  after  which  business 
sessions  meet  from  3:15  to  5:15. 

Evening  programs  will  feature 
reports  of  the  world  divisions  of 
the  church.  The  evening 
schedule  is  as  follows:  Sabbath, 
June  29,  Northern  Europe  and 
North  America;  Sunday,  June 
30,  Euro-Africa  and  South 
America;  Monday,  July  1, 
Africa-Indian  Ocean  and  Far 
East;  Tuesday,  July  2, 
Southern  Asia  and  Australa- 
sian; Wednesday,  July  3, 
China/USSR  and  East  Africa; 
and  Thursday,  July  4,  Middle 
East/South  Africa  and  Inter- 
America. 

Sabbath,  June  29,  will  feature 
a  "Festival  of  Praise"  and 
"Strategy  '90"  at  2  p.m.  The 
Mission  Pageant,  a  highlight  of 
the  session,  will  be  on  the  se- 

Continued  on  page  7 


From  the  information  that 
the  Southern  Accent  has 
gathered  it  appears  that  Joker 
editor  Reg  Rice  is  innocent  of 
causing  the  delay.  When  plan- 
ning to  publish  the  Joker, 
editor  Rice  wanted  to  produce 
better  quality  pictures  of  the 
students  on  the  Orlando  Cam- 
pus than  had  been  published  in 
previous  years.  He  contracted 
with  Olan  Mills  to  take  the  pic- 
tures, and  they  promised  him 
they  could  get  the  pictures  to 
him  in  two  to  three  weeks.  This 
would  have  meant  that  the  pic- 
tures would  have  been  delivered 
the  last  week  in  August  or.  the 
first  week  in  September.  We  are 
now  in  the  third  week  of 
September,  and  on  the  22nd  the 
pictures  arrived. 
The  College  Press  is  allowing 
themselves  two  weeks  to  print 
the  Joker  once  they  have  re- 
ceived all  the  materials.  Reg 
Rice  claims  that  the  Joker  staff 
has  been  ready  for  two  weeks; 
therefore,  they  are  on  schedule. 
Thus,  the  holdup  from  Olan 
Mills  is  the  only  reason  that  the 
publication  of  the  directory  has 
not  been  completed.  From  this 
we  can  logically  deduce  that  we 
can  look  for  the  Joker  to  be 
distributed  sometime  within  the 
next  two  to  four  weeks. 

What's  in  store  for  the 
students  once  they  do  receive 
the  Jokerl  There  have  been 
several  changes  made  in  this 
year's  directory.  A  third  line 
has  been  added  to  the  informa- 
tion listed  under  each  picture 
stating  the  social  status  of  each 
individual.  Hopefully  this  will 
save  a  person  from  the  embar- 


rassment of  asking  out  a  mar- 
ried student  to  pizza  and  film  in 
the  cafeteria.  Another  added 
feature  is  an  even  more  exten- 
sive information  list  including 
local  churches,  recreation  in 
Chattanooga  and  the  surroun- 
ding area,  campsites,  parks, 
and  other  informative  data.  A 
final  revision  is  found  in  the 
quality  of  the  Joker.  Editor 
Rice  claims  that  it  has  really 
been  upgraded. 

Rice  says  that  he  apologizes 
for  the  delay,  but  the  reasons 
for  the  delay  were  beyond  his 
control.  He  is  positive, 
however,  that  everyone  will  be 
satisfied  with  the  new  Joker 
when  they  finally  get  it.  "Just 
be  patient,"  he  says. 


Index 

Editorial p.  2 

Reflections p.  3 

We  the  People  .....p.  4 
News  Briefs  .......p.  5 

Sports p.  6 

Southern  Cynic  ....p.  7 

Garfield .........p.  7 

Classifieds p.  8 

Foresight « p.  8 

Your  Turn ..p.  8 


3 


Editorial 
How  High  a  Standard? 

This  past  w«k  I  »as  talking  to  a  good  friend  of  mine  about 
the  different  standards  of  our  church.  Specifically,  we  were 
relating  to  each  other  how  there  are  variant  opinions  about  b.ke 
riding  on  the  Sabbath.  The  person  said  that  she  used  to  bike  nde 
on  the  Sabbath  all  the  time  and  that  she  saw  nothing  wrong  with 
the  practice.  I  related  that  I  had  a  hard  time  seeuig  myself  doing 
such  a  thing.  Then  we  came  up  with  a  probable  reason  for  our 
differing  views.  My  friend  had  been  raised  in  a  rural  area.  A  bike 
ride  in  this  setting  where  one  is  generally  by  himself  and  close  to 
nature  could  easily  bring  an  individual  closer  to  God.  In  contrast 
I  grew  up  in  a  city  where  a  bike  ride  generally  is  a  battle  with 
can  stop  lights,  and  pedestrians.  Although  the  possibility  is  there, 
most  people  do  not  become  close  to  God  in  this  situation.  The 
conclusion  we  came  to  was  that  our  backgrounds  dictated  how 
high  of  a  standard  we  had  in  this  area. 

However,  this  conclusion  does  not  mean  that  it  is  right  for  a 
person  to  okay  all  that  he  does  on  the  rationale  that  his 
background  •determines  his  higher  or  lower  standard  of  morality 
or  religion.  In  areas  that  our  church  has  not  taken  a  stand  or  that 
the  Bible  does  not  have  a  principle  by  which  we  can  judge  an  ac- 
tion as  acceptable  then,  I  come  to  reason  that  there  are  levels  of 
standards  that  are  acceptable.  Certainly  one  cannot  condemn  my 
friend  nor  me  for  having  variant  opinions  on  bike  riding.  I  am 
able  to  see  that  people  who  do  ride  their  bikes  on  the  Sabbath 
can  keep  the  Sabbath  just  as  well  as  those  who  take  hikes.  But 
I  am  not  ready  to  follow  this  course  of  action.  And  with  the  mind- 
set that  I  have  now,  I  probably  would  be  wrong  in  doing  it. 

Seventh-day  Adventists  are  known  for  their  high  standards. 
Some  people  admire  us  for  them;  others  think  about  us  as 
ridiculous  for  having  them.  Yet  even  in  our  church  there  are  and 
always  will  be  different  levels  of  standards  in  areas  that  our  church 
has  not  taken  a  stand.  My  responsibility,  then,  in  this  situation, 
is  to  respect  my  fellow  man,  If,  in  fact,  he  has  taken  the  Bible's 
dictation  that  we  do  whatever  is  pure  and  true  into  account,  then 
he  can  be  judged  only  by  God.  I  have  no  right  to  force  him  to 
change  nor  to  judge  him  as  wrong.  An  action  of  this  sort  puts 
me  in  the  wrong. 


I  Editor 

I  Assistant  Editor 
Layout  Editor 


Advertising  Manager 
Circulation  Manager 
Typsetters 


Sports 

Photographers 
Reporters 


STAFF 


Dennis  Negron 

John  Seaman 

Bob  Jones 

Steve  Morris 

Jay  Dedeker 

Lyonette  Jones 

Pam  Steiner 


Steve  Martin 

Jerry  Russell 

J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

Richard  Gayle 
Jerry  Kovalski 

Ron  Aguilera 

Michael  Battistone 

Melanie  Boyd 

La  Ronda  Curtis 

Russell  Duerksen 

Moni  Gennick 

Lori  Heinsman 

Joni  King 

Brent  VanArsdetl 

Cindy  Watson 


Dr.  Ben  McArthur 


Letters.  .  . 

IS  REAGAN  POPULAR? 
Dear  Editor 

I  applaud  you  for  taking  an 
interest  in  the  1984  presidential 
elections  by  publishing  the 
essay  on  "Why  is  Reagan  so 
Popular?"  in  your  September 
13  issue.  However,  I  think  the 
view  that  Reagan  isn't  so 
popular  deserves  equal  time. 

Some  of  us  do  not  view 
Reagan  as  the  "Great  Com- 
municator" or  a  "bully  pulpit" 
president,  but  as  a  master  actor 
who  does  well  at  reading  ghost- 
written speeches,  and  as  a  presi- 
dent who  is  little  more  than  a 
bullied  puppet. 

As  a  future  teacher,  I  find 
Reagan's  policies  toward 
education  lacking.  Not  only  has 
he  had  the  funds  for  certain 
programs  (bi-lingual  classes, 
for  example)  cut  off,  but  he  has 
not  proposed  any  new  pro- 
grams for  supporting  public 
schools.  As  pointed  out  in  a  re- 
cent television  documentary, 
leaving  schools  to  the  county 
and  city  systems  could  lead  to 
"two  Americas" --one  black 
and  one  white,  one  rich  and  one 
poor. 

Reagan's  ultra-conservative 
political  platform  is  one  I  find 
difficult  to  support.  Abortion 
and  prayer  in  public  schools  are 
moral,  personal  issues  that 
should  not  be  dictated  by  any 
political  government. 

Reagan  claims  to  have 
benefitted  the  American  public 
by  not  raising  taxes.  In  reality, 
Reagan's  tax  cut  helped  people 
making  $80,000  a  year  pay 
$7,000  less  in  taxes  while  those 
earning  $10,000  yearly  ended 
up  paying  $270  more  in  taxes. 
The  people  paying  more  were 
the  ones  who  couldn't  afford  it 
and  who  also  will  be  effected  by 
the  Reagan  adminstration's 
cuts  to  social  programs. 

Reagan's  campaign  is  being 
run  on  his  personality  and  wit 
(jokes   which    I    don't    find 


humorous)  and  not  on  his 
ideas.  He  hasn't  spent  much 
time  talking  about  the  issues 
that  face  America  because  he's 
too  busy  trying  to  sing  America 
to  sleep-singing  songs  about 
what's  right  with  America. 

Reagan  may  well  be  a 
"known  celebrity,"  but  so  are 
Donald  Duck  and  Michael 
Jackson,  and  I  certainly 
wouldn't  want  either  of  them  as 
president.  I  don't  want  a 
celebrity  decorating  the  oval  of- 
fice with  his  wife  and  his  jelly 
beans.  I  want  a  man  who  is  in- 
terested in  the  issues  and  who 
doesn't  need  a  tele-prompter  to 
respond  to  them.  There's  more 
to  the  presidency  than  just  a 
nice  smile. 

Valerie  Boston 


VOTE  REPUBLICAN 

Dear  Editor, 

With  November  6  only  a  lit- 
tle more  than  a  month  away,  it 
is  important  for  us  to  weigh  the 
pros  and  cons  of  the  political 
party  elements.  Most  people 
from  this  school,  if  they  are 
even  reading  the  paper,  pro- 
bably looked  at  another  article 
when  they  read  the  words 
political  party.  It  seems  that 
most  Adventist  youth  are  not 
interested  in  politics,  which  is 
another  way  of  saying  you 
don't  care  about  the  past,  pre- 
sent, or  future  and  that  you 
would  rather  float  aimlessly 
through  life  letting  others  direct 
you  in  your  wanderings. 

I'm  sure  that  you  have  heard 
of  the  evils  of  siding  with  a 
political  party.  Well,  there  are 
some  evils  that  might  help  you 
change  your  mind.  As  it  was 
stated  in  the  Chattanooga  News 
Free  Press  on  Sept.  19, 1984,  in 
"State  Chief  Says  Demos  Need 
Help"  the  Democratic  party 
has  adopted  a  proposal  which 


would        "require       8t 
Democratic  structures  to  m0v 
to  integrate  gays  and  lesbia ' 
into  the  party  network  " 

This  is  a  fact  that  so  L 
Adventist  are  aware  of,  butJ 
is  important  to  know!  Ho 
could  anyone,  unless  gay  0r  w 
bian,  especially  Advent 
Christians,  vote  for  a  party  [hat 
is  integrating  these  people  into 
their  system.  Think  about  it 
register,  and  vote-Republican] 

Rovce  j,  eJ 


What  Makes 
Students  Mad 


Campus  Digest  News  Service 

Two  psychologists  surveyed 
200  college  students  recently, 
compiling  a  sort  of  Top  10  tig 
of  pet  peeves, 

Chris  Thurman  and  Frd 
Lopez  of  North  Texas  State 
University  in  Denton  pri 
their  results  in  March 
meeting  of  the  American 
Association  for  Counseling  and 
Development, 

Heading  the  list:  getting  alow 
grade.  Next  were  having 
belongings  stolen,  heavy 
reading  assignments, 
classes  and  insufficient  parking 
on  campus. 

Thurman  said  that 
events  that  students 
trol  aggravate  them  the  most 


ti  general, 


Silence 
is  the  virtue 
of  fools. 
--Francis  Bacoir 
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Reflections 


J.  Bruce  Ashton 

"In  the  beginning  was  the 
Word."  In  all  my  ponderings 
bbout   beginnings   or    about 
Bod,    I    would    never    have 
thought  of  such  a  profound 
|tatement  as  John  makes.  To- 
Hay's  cosmotologists  are  work- 
ing toward  the  idea  that  "in  the 
beginning  there  was  energy"-- 
[he  strong   force,    the   weak 
force,    the    electro-magnetic 
force,   and  the  gravitational 
force,  all  blended  into  one,  all 
ploding   into   the   particles 
ich  became  matter.  But  what 
;ered  the  explosion?  Where 
id  that  concentration  of  ex- 
losive  energy  come  from? 
The  Christian  who  accepts 
at  "In  me  beginning  God  ..." 
who  reads  in  his  New 
'estament  that  God  is  love, 
ight  prefer  to  think,  "In  the 
iginning  was  Love,"  and  that 
is  true.  Yet  love,  in  order  to 
End  fulfillment,  needs  someone 
E)r  whom  love  can  be  felt, 
Rmeone  to  whom  love  can  be 
expressed. 


A  Word  for  You 


Actually,  of  course,  John 
had  to  be  right.  God,  with 
whom  the  Word  was,  is  a  state- 
ment of  relationship,  rather 
than  a  name.  We  are  still  un- 
sure of  God's  real  name. 
Elohim,  El  Shaddai,  even 
Jahweh,  and  all  the  other  awe- 
inspiring  terms  by  which  the 
Hebrew  referred  to  his  God  are 
statements  about  some  aspect 
of  His  nature  or  His  dealings, 
rather  than  names  as  such.  He 
is,  of  course,  willing  for  us  to 
call  upon  Him  by  any  such  term 
as  expresses  our  awareness  of 
His  comprehensive  greatness, 
but  His  preferred  form  of  ad- 
dress is  "Father."  This,  too,  is 
a  statement  of  relationship. 

How  is  it  with  your  human 
relationships?  Do  they  not  all 
begin  with  a  word?  The 
simplest  greeting,  "Hi,"  is  the 
opening  (or  re-opening)  of  an 
acquaintance.  Just  as  He  must 
have  awakened  Adam  with  a 
friendly  "Hello,"  so  He  con- 
stantly reaches  into  our  lives 


with  blessings-greetings  which 
invite  us  to  re-establish  contact 
with  Him.  Our  own  greetings 
are  full  of  good  will.  We  do  not 
say  to  even  our  enemies,  as  we 
meet  them  on  the  sidewalk, 
"May  your  grandmother  die 
before  noon!"  No  matter  how 
habitual  the  words,  our  "Good 
morning'"s  are  still  wishes  that 
all  may  be  well  with  those 
whom  we  salute.  How  much 
more  is  there  good  will  toward 
men  in  the  greetings  of  our 
God. 

The  next  word  is  usually  the 
word  of  introduction.  "Hello, 
my  name  is  ' '  gives  the  listener 
a  word  by  which  I  may  be 
thought  of.  "J.  Bruce  Ashton" 
summarizes  who  I  am,  and 
readily  brings  back  to  your 
mind  whatever  you  may  know 
of  me.  Most  of  us  tend  to  be 
very  uneasy  in  the  presence  of 
someone  whose  name  we  do 
not  know  (or  which  we  have 
forgotten!).  It  is  also  true  that 
most  of  us  will  respond  to  any 


of  several  names.  To  my  kids, 
I  am  either  "Papa"  or  "Dad"; 
to  my  wife,  "Bruce"  (or  any  of 
several  sweet  endearments);  to 
my  grade-school  playmates,  I 
used  to  be  "Trashcan"  (a 
perversion  of  the  last  name,  in 
case  you  missed  it);  while  my 
father  often  called  me 
"Podunkus."  I  have  even 
answered  (many  times)  to  my 
brother's  name,  since  certain 
people  who  knew  the  family 
could  never  remember  which 
one  of  us  I  was. 

Once  the  ice  is  broken,  many 
words  usually  follow.  They 
may  convey  interest  in  the  other 
person  (usually  these  words  are 
assembled  into  questions),  or 
they  may  reveal  information 
about  ourselves.  They  may  be 
words  of  instruction,  of  com- 
mendation, of  caution,  of 
reproof,  of  comfort.  All  of  this 
He  was,  and  still  is-this  Word 
who  was  with  God,  and  who 
was  God. 

How  comforting  to  realize 


that  communication  is  so  high 
on  God's  list  of  priorities!  Even 
with  all  the  super-novas  and  the 
black  holes,  even  as  He  is 
guiding  the  wandering  Arcturus 
through  the  universe,  He  loves 
to  speak  with  me.  Furthermore, 
being  such  an  outstanding 
Word  as  He  is,  He  knows  the 
necessity  of  being  listened  to— 
and  therefore  of  listening 
Himself.  No  doubt  His  joy  in- 
creases as  some  gracious 
greeting  of  His  calls  forth  a 
responding  word  of  praise  from 

Indeed,  how  should  we  reply 
to  such  a  Word?  We,  too,  are 
words-words  which  symbolize 
the  fallenness  of  our  race,  yet 
which  also  convey  to  Him  the 
beauty  (His  beauty)  reflected 
and  restored  in  one  He  loves. 
Your  life  is  the  medium,  the 
word,  through  which  another 
may  hear  the  echo  of  His 
greeting,  and  may  find  the 
courage  and  humility  to  reply, 
"My  Lord  and  my  God!" 


Writers'  Club  Begins  The  Legacy  Switching  to  Sciences 


Join  King 

I  Have   you   ever   wondered 

Sow  a  few  words  written  by 

lomebody  you  don't  even  know 

Ian  cause  empathy  with  the 

writer,  emotions,  and  moods? 

fey  what  process  do  cold  words 

lump  out  of  a  page  and  leave 

ffou  with  a  warm  feeling?  The 

process  is  probably  complex 

But  the  writers  in  a  small  book 

Balled  The  Legacy  make  it  seem 

jasy.  The  Legacy  is  a  compila- 

[on  of  poems,  short  stories, 

orks,    and   photographs 

:en  from  the  best  writings  of 

luthern  College's  students. 

The  pupose  of  The  Legacy  is 


to  encourage  writing  across  all 
diciplines  from  English  majors 
to  P.E.  or  Physical  Education 
majors  and  give  students  a 
chance  to  have  their  writings 
widely  read.  The  booklet  is  put 
in  every  SDA  college  and 
academy  library.  It  also  can  be 
bought  for  $1 .50  at  the  Campus 
Shop,  so  fellow  students  can 
appreciate  the  creative  art  and 
writing  talents  of  those  who 
had  the  honor  of  being  includ- 
ed. Some  of  those  in  the  book 
last  year  were  Sue  Ellen  Couch, 
Gart  Curtis,  Valerie  Dick 
Boston,  George  Turner,  Dar- 


win White,  and  Donna 
Wolbert.  For  those  interested  in 
a  writing  career,  The  Legacy 
gives  them  a  chance  to  show 
their  talents  to  future  job 
prospects. 

The  Legacy  is  a  production 
of  the  Southern  Writer's  Club 
of  which  Ann  Clark  and  Jan 
Haluska,  professors  of  English, 
are  the  directors.  This  club  in 
turn  is  sponsored  by  the  Divi- 
sion of  Arts  and  Letters.  The 
division  chairman,  Robert 
Morrison  is  a  vigorous  sup- 
porter of  this  publication. 

Continued  on  page  8 


Campus  Digest  News  Service 
In  comparing  students  during 
the  1976-77  and  1981-82  years, 
college  officials  report  a  shift 
from  humanities  to  science 
majors. 

Two  new  surveys  of  depart- 
ment chairmen,  deans  and 
other  academic  officials  have 
been  released  by  the  American 
Council  on  Education  recently, 
From  those  surveys,  nearly 
two-thirds  of  those  humanities 
officials  questioned  said  the 
best  students  were  changing  to 
majors  in  the  sciences.  Their 


counterparts  in  the  sciences 
agreed  with  the  trend. 

Employment  opportunities- 
or  the  lack  of  them-seem  to  be 
to  blame  for  the  switch  in 
studies.  Slightly  over  half  of 
those  questioned  blamed  the 
shift  from  undergraduate 
humanities  majors  on  a  poor 
job  market,  and  21  percent 
more  reported  concern  of  get- 
ting a  job  even  after  graduate 
school. 

Within  the  sciences,  there  was 
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We  the  People  .  . 

Geraldine  Ferraro: 
Big  Deal? 


All  Purpose  Political  Speech 


big  step  sym- 


Garth  Thoreson 

My  Fellow  Americans,  I  feel  3  percent  over  the  previous  4 
the  time  has  come  for  me  to  years.  Tell  me,  what  other  par- 
speak  out.  For  I  believe,  as  ty  can  make  that  claim, 
many  of  us  believe  that  we  will.  But  we  can't  do  it  alone,  for 
all  of  us,  as  we  have  before  and  we  believe  as  we've  always 
can,  and  must  once  again.  If  we  believed  and  will  continue  to 
are  to  be,  and  make  no  mistake  believe  that  for  without  the 
about  it,  we  cannot  afford  not  future,  there  can  be  no  tomor- 
be.   For,   and  let  me  be  r0w.  It  is  important  at  this  time 


Russell  Duerksen 

Democratic  National  Con-  Ferraro  ,    ,,      

vention       San      Franciso,  bolically,  it  will  not  have  much         fectly  clear  about this,  in  the     wnen  our  country  has  its  back 

1984     the    vice-presidential  of  an  effect  on  this  fall's  cam- 

nomin'ee  has  just  completed  a  paign.  I  feel  that  there  are  three 

well-received  acceptance  speech  major  reasons  for  this, 
and  now  stands  on  the  podium,        First  of  all,  when  all  is  said 

accompioned  by  spouse  and  and  done,  Ferraro  is  a  vice 

family.    A   typical   sight   in  presidential,  not  a  presidential 

American   politics,   yes,    but  candidate.  A  great  majority  of 


past  few  months  we  have  prov-  to  the  wall  that  we  realize  how 

ed  beyond  any  doubt  that  we  exciting  that  can  be,  and  it  is 

do,  and  will  continue  to  do,  as  only  with  one's  back  to  the  wall 

we  have  before  and  can  and  can  one  move  forward.. .for- 

must  once  again.  But.. .and  this  ward  to  the  next  wall, 
is  a  big  but,  and  however  this        Now  I  believe  that  we,  and 

decision    only    you  when  I  say  we... I  mean  i~ 


The 

Southern  Accent's 

40'lh  anniversary 

issue  is  coining 

on  October  11. 

Features  and  pictures  I 

from  former  issues 

will  be  highlights. 

Don't  let  this  special  | 

issue  pass  you  by! 


what  was  not  so  typical 
fact  that  the 


voters  vote  on  the  basis  of  who    yourselvffis  ^  make,  shall  we?     „f  us,  strong  in  our  weakness 
leads  the  ticket,  and  not  on  who    Now  ,  kn0W|  and  here  I  must     yet  weak  in  our  strength,  never 

women,  Geraldine  Ferraro.  For     is  the  running  mate.  With  the    disagre(,  for  a  moment,   for     fleeing  from  fear,  yet  never 

the  first  time  ever,  a  major     clear  decision  between  Reagan    ^^  would  this  nation  De     fearing  to  flee,  can  so  strive  t 

political  party  had  nominated  a     and  Mondale,  few  people  will    y/ithoat  Ms  great  land  of 

woman  for  a  national  elective     be  voting  on  the  differences 

office.  But  how  big  a  deal  is  it     between  Bush  and  Ferraro. 

really  in  political  terms?  I  feel        Secondly,    Ferraro    is    so 

that  it  is  a  tremendous  step     politically  similar  to  Mondale- 

symbolically  but  as  far  as  this     -both  are  eastern  liberals-that 

year  is  concerned,  it  wiU  have     they  attract  the  majority  of 

very  little  effect  on  the  fall     their  support  from  the  same 

campaign.  groups.  Therefore,  there  is  lit- 

In  a  symbolic  context,  this     tie  attraction  in  other  areas 

was  a  tremendous  step  forward     causing  hardly  any  change  in 

as  far  as  the  social  atmosphere     the  nature  of  the  campaign. 

of  this  country  is  concerned.  Thirdly,  the  fact  that  Ferraro 
is  a  woman  will  not  have  that 
great  an  effect  on  the  cam- 
paign. Granted,  there  are  many 
that  will  vote  for  Ferraro  just 
because  she  is  a  woman; 
however,  as  Elizabeith  Dole 


preserve,    so    strengthen   the 

30   percent,    or   to   put   it     pillars  of  apathy  and  inequali- 

another  way,  30  out  of  every     ty  that  we  have  labored  so  long 

100,  or  to  put  it  other  terms  6.7     to  build  and  prove  to  the  world 

out  of  every  22.4  representing     that  there  are  bigger,  better  and 

greater  crises  ahead. 

Official  Results  Congress   Passes    Gore's 
sascsda     Generic  Drug  Bill 


For  too  many  years,  women 
have  been  treated  as  second 
class  political  citizens  in  this 
country,  being  denied  the  vote 
until  1920  and  kept  out  of  the 
halls  of  government  until  the 
present.  I  find  that  with  greater     stated  at  the  Republican 
then  50  percent  of  the  popula-     vention,  the  majority  of 
tion  being  women,  the  fact  that 
there  are  only  22  female  con- 
gresspersons  out  of 
535  is  a  bit  hard  to  swallow 
a  random  occurrence.  With  t 
mind,    1   highly   applaud 


Senate 
Elections 


going  to  vote  based 
many  major 

gender.  There  also  is  a  signifi- 
cant flip  side  to  this  issue.  A 
variety  of  polls  have  shown  that 
there  is  a  significant,  although 


Walter  Mondale's  selection  of     regrettable,  percentage  that  will 


Geraldine  Ferraro  as  his  run- 
ning mate.  Her  selection  will 
provide  a  necessary  role  model 
for  young  women,  proving  that 
anyone  can  seek  high  office  and 
opening  the  door  for  other 
women  candidates  in  1988  and 
beyond. 

The  symbolism  may  be 
great,"  say  some  critics,  but 
what  about  qualifications?  The 
way  I  see  it,  Geraldine  Ferraro 


against   Ferraro, 

because  she  is  a  woman,  and 

this  would  tend  to  cancel  the 


Precinct  1 
Precinct  2 
Precinct  3 


Precinct  6 
Precinct  7 
Precinct  8 
Precinct  9 
Precinct  10 
Precinct  11 


WASHINTON,       D.C.— 
Congress  has  approved  legisla- 
tion   sponsored    by    Con- 
gressman  Albert   Gore,    Jr. 
(D-6th)  that  could  save  con- 
Kelly  Jobe    sumers  who  use  prescription 
Sheila  Elwin    drugs-particularly  the  elderly 
Mitsue  Yapshing    and  disabled-$l  billion  over 

Susan  Parker    the  next  10  years. 

Bob  Folkenberg      The  bill,  which  is  expected  to 

Denise  Read    be  signed  into  law,  would  allow 

Debra  Odell    more  generic  drugs  to  be  sold. 

Cheryl  Reinhardt      Gore    said    the    ligislation     turers  to  produce  only  drugs 

Bill  Bass    represents  an  agreement  reach-     that  had  been  approved  by  the 

Harry  Brown    ed   between    pharmaceutical     Food  and  Drug  Adrmnistradon 

Ross  Snider    research  companies  and  generic     and   patented   at   that 


realized  after  hearing  from  so 
many  people  at  my  open 
meetings  who  were  concerned 
about  the  rising  costs  of 
medicine  that  something  had  to 
be  done  about  it." 

About  150  drugs,  including 
Valium,  Indocin  and  Inderal 
will  be  available  in  generic  form 
once  the  bill  becomes  law. 

Current  law,  passed  in  1962, 
allows  generic  drug  manufac- 


f  those  voting  for  her  Precinct  13 
Precinct  14 
Precinct  15 


because  she  is  one. 

In  conclusion,  although  Fer- 
raro's  selection  is  "no  big  deal" 
in  this  fall's  campaign,  it  is  a 
very  big  deal  as  far  as  women's 
long  range  political  oppor- 
tunities go.  Having  taken  the 
first  step,  she  has  opened  the 


Precinct  12  Scott  Yankelevitz  drug  makers.  He  said  it  would  Drugs  approved  after  ^cur- 
rently cannot  be  produced  uy 
generic  drug  companies. 

"This  is  the  most  significant 
consumer  drug  legislation  in  20 
years,"  said  Gore.  "The  last 
such  attempt  to  reform  t» 


David  Denton  allow  generics  to  be  sold  for 

Joseph  Reppert  drugs  approved  since  1962  as 

Janice  Beck  soon   as   the   drug's   patent 

Precinct  16      Lori  Heinsman  expires. 

Precinct  17        Alice  Rosczyk  "This  will   open  the   flood 

Precinct  18  Debbie  Twombley  gates  for  full  generic  drug 
Precinct  19 


Precinct  20 


James  Gershon    petition  resulting  in  dramatic     modern  health  care  system 
Andy  Nail     price  decreases  for  prescription     made  in  the  early  1960s ;  by^  j  | 
drug  users,"   Gore  said. 


•  Sen.  Estes  Kefauver. 


s  well  qualified  to  execute  a     door  of  national  political  op- 


liberal  policy  structure  (which  I 
strongly  disagree  with)  as  are 
Walter  Mondale,  Tip  O'Neal, 
or  Jimmie  Carter,  first  as  Nan- 


portunity  to  all  Americans.  The 
"Men  Only"  sign  has  been  torn 
down  for  good.  Because  of  her, 


cy  Hassenboum  and  Elizabeth  ning  for  high  political  office, 
Doleareaswellqualifedtoad-  including  several  candidates 
from  both  parties  running  in 
1988,  equaling  representation  in 
all  the  halls  of  power.  Is  that  a 
big  deal-You  bet! 

Comment:  Russell  Duerksen 
is  a  senior  History  /Computer 
Science  major  pursuing  a  pre- 
law program.  The  ideas,  ex- 
pressed in  this  column  are  his 
own  and  do  not  necessarily 
reflect  the  views  of  the 
Southern  Accent,  the  Student 
Association,  or  Southern 
College. 


s  well  qualifed  to  ad- 
Republican  policy  as 
does  Reagan,  Bush,  or  Kemp. 
And  so  far  as  foreign  and 
military  affairs  go,  if  Golder 
Meir  could  send  the  Arabs 
packing  in  the  Six  Day  War,  if 
India's  (Gandhi)  could  hold  her 
country  together,  and  if  Bri- 
tain's Margaret  Thatcher  could 
stand  tall  with  the  Argenti- 
nians, any  inference  that  our 
American  women  could  not  do 
just  as  well,  or  better,  with  the 
Russians,  would  be  ludicrous. 
Although  the  selection  of 


THERE  ARE  TWO  SIDES  TO 
BECOMING  A  NURSE  IN  THE  ARMY. 

And  they're  both  repre- 
sented by  the  insignia  you  wear 
as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse  I 
Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left 
means  you're  part  of  a  health  care 
system  in  which  educational  and 
career  advancement  are  the  rule,  ' 
— I  not  the  exception.  The  gold  bar  I — 
on  the  right  means  you  command  respect  as  an  Army  officer.  It  you  re 
earning  a  BSN,  write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities,  P.O.  Box  771:5, 
Clifton,  N]  07015. 

ARMY  NURSE  CORPS.  BE  ALLYOU  CAN  BE. 


Southwestern  Adventist  College  Welcomes  New  ftesident  J^  WGV  FrOYYl  CdftlDUS 


Southwestern  Adventist  Col- 
lege held  its  breath  last  Spring 
following  the  decision  of  Dr. 
Donald  McAdams  to  terminate 
his  nine  year  term  as  president 
of  the  institution.  Under  his 
leadership,  the  college  had  ex- 
perienced much  growth  and 
maturity.  It  was  the  concern  of 
many  that  a  new  president 
would  be  found  who  could  con- 
tinue to  direct  SAC  wisely  and 
positively  into  the  future. 

On  April  29,  Dr.  Marvin 
Anderson  was  appointed  the 
21st  president  of  the  college.  He 
i  the  unanimous  choice  of 
the  ad  hoc  search  committee, 
and  he  was  unanimously  elected 
by  the  college  board  on  the  First 
ballot  as  well.  At  the  time,  he 
s  serving  as  vice  president  for 
financial  affairs  at  the  college. 
Dr.  Anderson,  43,  has  many 
years  of  experience  at  SAC.  He 
a  business  department  pro- 
fessor for  five  years,  four  of 
■  which  he  was  chairman  of  the 
department.  He  has  served  as 
president  of  Southwestern 
Diversified  Industries,  the  col- 
lege's wholly  owned  business 
conglomerate,  for  eight  and  a 
half  years.  During  this  time, 
SDI's  revenues  have  increased 
from  under  a  million  dollars  a 
year  to  17  million  dollars  year- 
ly. Anderson  also  served  as  col- 
;  president  since  1976. 
Since  that  time,  the  net  worth 
of  the  college  has  tripled. 

Prior  to  his  employment  at 
SAC,    Anderson    held   many 


other  positions  in  the  educa- 
tional and  business  worlds.  He 

taught  at  Oak  wood  College, 
Huntsville,  Alabama;  Loui- 
siana Tech  University,  Rustin; 
the  University  of  Alabama, 
Huntsville;  Calhoun  State  Col- 
lege, Decatur,  Alabama;  and 
Drake  Tech,  Huntsville.  He  has 
also  taught  courses  at  Tarrant 
County  Junior  College.  Before 
beginning  his  teaching  career, 
he  worked  as  a  cost  accountant 
for  the  Univac  Corporation  and 
a  government  purchasing  agent 
for  the  Redstone  Arsenal  in 
Huntsville. 

Because  of  his  expertise  in 
the  field  of  management, 
Anderson  is  frequently  called 
on  as  a  management  consul- 
tant, and  he  has  spoken  exten- 
sively throughout  the 
Southwest  on  management 
techniques.  He  is  a  member  of 
the  Academy  of  Management 
and  the  Western  Economics 
Association  of  College  and 
University  Buiness  Officers. 
He  holds  the  doctor  of  business 
degree  from  Western  Colorado 
University,  Grand  Junction. 

Reacting  to  his  appointment, 
Anderson  said,  'When  the 
board  called  me  in  and  told  me 
their  decision,  terror  set  in.  I've 
been  part  of  this  college  ad- 
ministration for  the  past  nine 
years,  and  I'm  proud  of  what 
we've  done.  With  the  Lord's 
blessing,  this  college  will  pro- 
vide even- more  young  people 
with  great  education  for  lives  of 


Dr.  Anderson's  duties  as 
president  will  place  him  main- 
ly in  the  role  of  overseer  of  the 
college  and  in  the  task  of  public 
relations.  Much  of  his  work  will 
be  focused  outside  of  the 
college-dealing  with  alumni 
and  potential  contributors  to 
the  college.  In  addition,  he  will 
still  head  up  the  400-employee 
SDI  corporation. 

Personal  concern  for  the 
students  of  the  college  has 
shone  through  the  president's 
recent  addresses  to  the  student 
body.  His  sensitive  and  caring 
treatment  of  recent  crises 
among  the  student  body  have 
been  greatly  appreciated.  When 
asked  what  kind  of  relationship 
he  wanted  with  the  students  on 
campus,  he  made  it  plain  that 
he  wanted  it  to  be  a  very  open 
one.  He  wants  to  keep  open 
lines  of  communication  with 
the  students,  and  he  maintains 
an  open  door  policy.  He  says, 
'There  will  be  no  secrets  about 
the  operation  of  the  college.' 
At  the  end  of  tenure  as  presi- 
dent, Anderson  says,  'I  would 
like  to  think  that  I  was  fair, 
open,  and  that  I  helped  to  put 
together  a  small,  efficient,  high 
quality  college,'  May  God  bless 
him  as  he  strives  to  provide  this 
kind  of  leadership. 

Reprinted  from  Sept.  12,  1984 
issue  of  the  Southwesterner,  the 
student  newspaper  of  SAC. 


Snacks  Are  Back 


more  change  in  individual 
disciplines,  while  the  propor- 
tion of  students  who  stayed 
within  the  humanities  held 
steady. 

The  two  reports  had  big-time 
financing;  backing  them  were 
the  U.S.  Department  of  Educa- 
tion, the  National  Science 
Foundation  and  the  National 
Endowment  for  the 
Humanities. 

"In  both  studies,  officials 
relied  heavily  on  faculty  percep- 
tions in  formulating  their  opi- 
nions" based  on  the  statistical 
reports  of  their  individual  in- 
stitutions ,  the  survey  said . 
Questions  about  the  quality  of 
undergraduate  majors,  ap- 
plicants to  graduate  school  and 
doctoral  degree  recipients  were 
asked  of  the  officials  of  486  col- 
leges and  universities. 

Contrary  to  much  discussion 
across  the  nation  about  declin- 
ing quality  in  education,  quali- 
ty was  not  in  question  on  the 
collegiate  surveys.  Over  half  of 
the  institutions  reported  no 
change  in  student  quality. 

Seventy-eight  percent  of  the 
humanities  officials  said  they 
have  seen  either  no  change  or 
an  improvement  in 

undergraduate  student 

achievement. 


Joni  King 

K.R.'s  Place  has  finally 
reopened,  much  to  the  relief  of 
students  who  don't  want  to 
hike  down  to  the  CK  after 
cafeteria  hours  when  they  have 
a  sudden  hunger  attack  from 
the  stresses  of  studying. 
However,  there  won't  be  any 
changes  on  the  recipes  or  menu 
except  for  one  addition-candy 
bars  I  The  hours  will  be  from 
1-4  pm  and  6-9  pm  Monday 
through  Thursday,  1-3  pm  Fri- 
day, and  occasionally  on  Satur- 
day nights. 

The  new  manager,  Linda 
Davis,  has  just  recently  moved 
here  from  her  native  state  of 
Michigan.  Her  husband  is  a 
Theology  student,  and  she  has 
three  daughters,  ages  13,  11, 
and  9.  Mrs.  Davis  is  a 
cosmotologist  and  has  owned 
her  own  beauty  shop  for  the 
past  8  years.  She  enjoys  cutting 
hair  and  is  interested  in  study- 
ing nursing  someday.  She 
thinks  she  will  like  managing 
KR's  Place  because  she  enjoys 
students  and  has  had  a  lot  of 
experience  making  sandwiches. 
The  students  of  SC  are  happy 
that  she  has  this  experience 
because  they  plan  to  give  her 
plenty  of  work. 


President  Speaks  to  U.N.  a 

Chattanooga  Times 

The  speech  Ronald  Reagan  delivered  to  the  United  Nations  on 
Monday  was  conciliatory  in  tone,  inviting  the  Russians  to  pro- 
vide for  regular  meetings  on  the  ministerial  and  cabinet  levels  to 
discuss  all  the  issues  at  stake  between  the  two  nations.  The  Demor- 
crats  accused  Reagan  of  softening  up  as  the  election  approaches, 
but  Secretary  of  State  Schulz  said  he  thought  that  party  politics 
was  not  a  motive,  just  an  increasing  desire  on  the  part  of  the 
Reagan  Administration  for  better  super-power  relations. 

Reagan  and  Mondale  Make  Points 

Chattanooga  Times 

President  Reagan  met  the  Soviet  Foriegn  Minister,  Andrei 
Gromyko  on  Sunday,  his  first  meeting  with  a  ranking  Soviet  of- 
ficial since  coming  into  office.  There  was  relatively  little  personal 
conversation  between  the  two  world  leaders,  but  Reagan  assured 
Gromyko  that  he  wanted  "nothing  less  than  a  realistic,  construc- 
tive, long-term  relationship  with  the  Soviet  Union."  Reagans  com- 
ments relfected  the  new  thaw  in  U.S.  policy. 

Mondale  will  also  meet  Gromyko  while  he  is  in  the  U.S.,  hop- 
ing to  demonstrate  his  willingness  to  talk  with  the  Russians  as 
opposed  to  Reagans  reluctance. 

Prices  Up 

News-Free  Press 

Despite  a  substantial  boost  in  consumer  prices  (0.5  percent), 
inflation  is  still  running  at  a  moderate  4.2  percent,  not  much  above 
last  years  figure  of  3.8  percent.  The  August  figures  maintain  what 
White  House  spokesman  Larry  Speakes  calls  "the  pattern  of  low 
inflation  established  over  the  last  two  years."  Price  forecasting 
experts  prognosticate  an  increase  of  the  consumer  price  index  up 
to  around  5.5  percent  where  it  should  level  off. 

Explosion  in  Lebanon 

News-Free  Press 

Based  on  a  Lebanese  military  investigation,  the  death  toll  from 
the  bombing  of  the  American  embassy  in  Beirut  has  been  reduc- 
ed from  twenty-three  to  twelve,  two  of  whom  were  American. 
'Islamic  Holy  War',  the  group  who  claim  responsibility  for  this 
bombing  as  well  as  the  two  previous  blasts  aimed  at  U.S.  facilities 
in  Lebanon  is  a  coalition  of  Shiite  Moslem  zealots  supposedly  in- 
fluenced by  the  Iranians.  The  attack  was  accomplished  despite 
anti-tank  blocks  across  the  road  and  gunfire  from  embassy  guards. 
The  state  department  is  investigating  security  arrangements  to 
determine  if  the  precautions  taken  were  sufficient. 


GARFIELD® 


Sports  Corner 
^Sports  Corner  Commentary 


J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

Break  out  the  blankets  and 
the  hot  chocolate;  it's  time  for 
SC's  All  Night  Softball  Tour- 
nament! The  traditional  end  to 
the  slowpitch  season  begins  this 
Saturday  night  at  7:45  on  fields 
B  and  C  on  the  opposite  side  of 
the  College  Plaza. 

This  year  there  are  13  teams 
of  which  five  have  good 
chances  to  win  it  all.  Kent 
Greve's  team  entered  Wednes- 
day night's  action  with  a  5-0 
record.  Greve  is  figured  to  be 
this  year's  top  seed.  His  tandem 
includes  Jim  Hakes,  power  hit- 
ting third  baseman;  Mike  Krall; 
and  Dale  Tunnell.  Tunnell,  if 
i  remember,  captained  the 
winning  team  in  last  year's  All 
Night  Tournament. 

Royce  Earp's  team  has  a  4- 1 
record.  Earp  is  led  by  co- 
captain  Mike  Dickerhoff,  Den- 

i  Negron,  and  Rob  Lonto. 

John  Hinkle  says  that  "Earp's 
team  is  probably  the  biggest 
threat."  Dickerhoff  thinks  that 
they  are  the  team  to  beat. 
"Earp's  team,  of  course," 
Dickerhoff  said  when  asked 
who'll  win  the  tournament. 
What  does  Earp  think?  "Either 
lis  or  Greve.  Kent  certainly  has 
i  strong  team." 

Other  teams  with  a  good 
chance  to  come  out  ontop  are 
John  Hinkle's  team,  Mike 
McClung's  team,  and  Steve 
Jones'.  Hinkle  entered  Wednes- 
day night's  action  with  a  3-0 
record.  Led  by  Kent  Boyle,  co- 
captain  Greg  Cain,  Toby 
Fowler,  and  Jimmy  Crone, 
Hinkle  seems  to  have  the  best 
balance  of  any  team  in  the  East 


Division.  Colt  Peyton  of  Jeff 
Jewett's  team  feels  that  Hinkle 
has  a  good  chance  to  do  well. 
Ron  Aguilera  of  Mike 
McClung's  team  said  "Hinkle's 
team  looks  pretty  good.  They'll 
be  a  tough  team  to  beat." 
Hinkle  is  a  good  leader  and 
that's  the  number  one  ingre- 
dient needed  for  the  all  night 
affair.  It  certainly  makes  a  dif- 
ference, especially  about  3:23 

Mike  McClung's  team  aren't 
pushovers  themselves.  After 
Tuesday's  victory  over  Earp, 
McClung  is  now  4-1.  Kent 
Greve  feels  that  McClung  "has 
the  firepower  but  this  one  pitch 
thing  will  kill  them." 

Coach  Jaecks  has  installed  a 
new  rule  for  the  tourney.  There 
will  be  only  one  pitch  per  bat- 
ter and  no  walks.  Either  you 
swing  or  you  die.  Batters  will 
have  pitchers  from  their  own 
team  pitching  to  them.  Greve 
feels  that  very  rule  will  work 
against  most  teams  with  power 
hitters  who  look  for  one  par- 
ticular pitch. 

However,  David  Butler, 
John  Misckewisc,  Jeff  Stone, 
and  co-captain  Ron  Aguilera  all 
add  punch  to  McClung's  at- 
tack. "McClung  is  the  dark 
horse  team,"  Aguilera  says.  If 
any  team  is  worth  staying  up  all 
night  for,  these  guys  are  the 
ones  most  would  watch. 

Steve  Jones'  team  features 
Greg  Hoover,  Al  Travis,  Stan 
Hobbs,  Mark  Bramblett,  and 
Scott  Begley.  Jones  entered 
Wednesday's  games  at  3-1. 
Tradition  has  it  that  an  average 


team  that  does  fairly  decent 
during  the  season  is  usually  a 
team  that  catches  fire  during 
the  tournament.  "I  wouldn't  be 
surprised  if  some  of  the  average 
and  bottom  teams  come  up," 
says  John  Hinkle.  Jones'  team 
could  fit  that  bill. 

A  team  that  hasn't  done  that 
well  but  could  catch  fire  is  Bill 
Dubois'  team.  They  sure  look 
good  on  paper,  but  it  just 
doesn't  happen  for  them  on  the 
field.  Dubois  has  a  2-3  record, 
but  Rod  Hartle  feels  that  will 
change  come  Saturday  night. 
"I  think  we  have  a  good  team, 
but  right  now  we  just  haven't 
been  putting  it  together.  Still,  I 
think  it'll  be  one  heck  of  a  tour- 
nament." Along  with  Hartle, 
otherwise  known  as  the  great 
home  run  hitter  of  SC,  Dubois 
boasts  Jerry  Russell,  Rob 
Shanko,  Rob  Buckner,  Steve 
Martin,  and  Scott  Yankelevitz. 
Regardless  of  who  comes  out 
on  top,  this  year's  tournament 
will  be  an  exciting  one.  Come 
early  and  get  ready  to  root  for 
your  favorite  team.  Games  are 
scheduled  every  45  minutes. 
After  the  7:45  game  slot,  any 
following  games  will  be  ac- 
cellerated.  For  instance,  a  game 
could  end  at  8: 1 5  and  instead  of 
waiting  for  the  scheduled  8:30 
start  for  the  next  game,  the 
game  would  begin  at  8:16. 

Refreshments  will  be  sold  for 
a  reasonable  price  to  help 
benefit  the  gymnastics  team. 

Don't  forget  the  blankets, 
folks.  Believe  me,  it  does  get 
cold  around  3:23  a.m.  1  know 
from  last  year.  BBRRRRR. 


Softball  Summaries 


MONDAY 


Aguilera  2  Russell  0 

Bruce  Gibbon  powered  Aguilera  past 
Russell  with  a  2nd  inning  home  run. 
That  gave  Aguilera  their  first  run  bul 
it  proved  to  be  the  game  winner  as  Dean 
Schlisner  shut  out  Russell.  The  win  was 
Aguilera's  3rd  win  against  3  losses. 


Greve  6  Dubois  3 

For  this  Saturday  night' 
Bill  Dubois'  team  has  requested  that 
brown  paper  be  put  over  the  infield; 
after  all  Dubois'  team  looks  great  on 
paper.  On  Tuesday  night  they  dropped 
another  one  to  give  them  a  2  and  3 
record .  Jim  Hakes  hit  2  home  runs  and 
had  4  RBI's  for  the  winners.  For  the 
losers,  it  was  another  bad  outing  as 
Dubois'  team  never  really  could  get  on 
track.  It  seems  that  in  their  last  few 
games  the  bats  have  been  in  the  ice  box 
since  Dubois  has  had  their  problems 
offensively. 


TUESDAY 


I  asked  Steve  (Hefty)  Martin,  who 
has  been  out  of  action  for  the  last  three 
games  what  he  thinks  the  problem  is 


oT  the  best  teams  in  slow  pitch  but  wr 
just  simply  haven't  played  up  to  our 
potential,  1  feel  we've  been  putting  too 
much  pressure  on  ourselves  because  we 
know  we're  a  good  team.  Hopefully  we 
can  iron  out  our  problems  before  the 


"I  feel  it 


Don  Welch  of  Greve' 
ml  of  action  for  the 
o  a  deep  gsah  suffered  w 
o  second  base.  "He  wa 
er  with  a  ,718  average; 


McClung  10  Earp  4 
With  the  score  tied  4-4  with  two  outs 
in  the  bottom  of  the  fourth,  Dennis 
Negron  made  a  crucial  error  in  the  out- 
field, dropping  a  ball,  which  opened  the 


i.The 

errors  put  McClung  up  10-4,  and  Earp 
apparently  lost  all  incentive  to  play 
afterwards  because  they  managed  only 
two  weak  infield  hits  for  the  rest  of  the 
game.  The  game  lacked  any  hitting, 
with  most  of  the  runs  being  scratched 
out  through  weak  singles  or  sacrifice 
flies. 


• 


Triathalon  Results 

1st  place  (2:23:08  overall  time)-Dave  Nerness  (SVA) 
2nd  place  (2:28:55  overall  time)-Brian  Craig  (SVA) 
3rd  place  (2:35:21  overall  time)-Brad  Senska  (SQ 


Tennis  player  gets  really  (or  match. 

Little  things  affect  little  minds. 

-Disraeli 


Southern  Cynic 

Music  to  My  Ears 


George  Turner 

A  couple  of  people  have  ask- 
ed me  lately  why  I'm  not  in  one 
of  the  choirs  on  campus.  Well, 
I'll  admit  I  do  like  to  sing,  and 
I  do  enjoy  music.  But  I  have  a 
problem,  see--I  don't  under- 
stand music.  Someone  once  sat 
me  down  and  made  me  listen  to 
one  of  Beethovan's  sym- 
phonies...the  third  one  in  E 
something-or-other.  The  whole 
thing  is  supposedly  built  around 
a  triad  of  chords  (is  that 
anything  like  a  pair  of  cords?) 
and  tells  this  really  intricate 
story  of  some  sort  of  hero. 
Well,  I  hate  to  disappoint  Mr. 
B.,  but  after  two  or  three  of 
those  triads  the  whole  thing 
changed  from  being  a  hero's 
tale  to  being  some  pretty  sharp 
music.  The  story  may  have  been 
there,  but  they  lost  me 
somewhere  around  Waterloo... 

Of  course,  it's  not  just 
classical  music.  Have  you  heard 
some  of  the  stuff  they  play  on 
KZ-106?  The  names  of  the 
groups<  alone  are  enough  to 
drive  you  batso— little  cute 
names  like  Steel  Breezes,  or  A 
Flock  of  Seagulls. ..wonderful. 
And  you're  seldom  100  percent 
sure  what  they're  singing  about. 
Like  the  song  a  year  or  two  ago 
by  Spandau  Ballet;"!  know  this 
much  is  true".  How  much  is 
true?  What  are  they  talking 
about?  Even  when  I  can  figure 
out  what  the  groups  are  singing 
about,  I  still  wonder  why  they 
are. .  .singing  about  it,  I  thought 
Toto  was  weird  for  singing 

New  Orleans. . . 

cond  Sabbath,  July  6,  from  4  to 
5:30  p.m. 

Afternoon  programs  especial- 
ly for  women  are  scheduled  Ju- 
ly 1  to  4.  Juniors  and  Early- 
Teens  can  attend  a  day  camp 
for  youth  June  30  through  Ju- 
ly 5. 

A  parade  through  downtown 
New  Orleans  will  take  place  at 
noon  on  Friday,  June  28. 

In  addition,  various  church  in- 
stitutions and  departments- 
plus  the  world  divisions-will  set 
up  exhibits  in  the  Superdome. 

Adventist  Health 

System/EMA  has  assumed 
overall  responsibility  for  the 
Superdome  food  service  opera- 
tions during  the  session.  It  will 
be  directed  by  Clinton  A.  Wall, 
a  registered  dietitian  and 
Dietary  Services  Consultant  of 
AHS/EMA. 

Meal  service  at  the  Superdome 
will  consist  of  dining  service  for 
the  noon  and  evening  meals  at 
the  top  level  of  the  Superdome 
with  eight  fast-moving  serving 
lines.  The  service  will  provide 
10.000  meals  per  day  and  more 
°n  weekends,  making  it  the 
largest  vegetarian  dining 


about  Africa. 

Now  country  music  is  dif- 
ferent. I'm  not  saying  it's  bet' 
ter,  just  different.  In  country 
music  I  can  at  least  figure  out 
what's  going  on.  The  way  I 
understand  it,  all  it  takes  to  be 
a  country  music  star  is  have  a 
wife,  girlfriend,  and  a  bill. 
Take,  for  instance.  Hank 
Williams  Jr.'s  song  "Attitude 
Adjustment".  This  guy  has  got 
serious  problems:  his  girlfriend 
calls  the  cops  on  him,  his  wife 
sits  back  and  lets  her  brother 
beat  him  up,  and  he's  got  a  best 
friend  that  likes  to  act  like  Clint 
Eastwood.  With  a  following 
like  that,  I'd  go  around  beating 
people  up,  too.  I  like  the  song 
that  goes  "Mama,  he's  crazy, 
crazy  over  me."  But  I  like  the 
male  counterpart  better-the  one 
that  goes  "Mama  she's  lazy, 
lazier  than  me . "  She  must  real- 
ly be  lazy  because  she's  too  lazy 
to  even  write  her  own  song. 

I  hate  to  admit  this,  but  I 
don't  even  understand  some  of 
the  songs  in  our  hymnal.  I've 
got  one  hymn  memorized  and 
yet  I  still  don't  know  what  a 
"bulwark  never  failing"  is.  I've 
read  the  Bible  from  cover  to 
cover  and  I've  never  heard 
anybody  called  "Lord  Sab- 
baoth".. 

You  know,  I  think  my 
favorite  song  is  "Happy  Birth- 
day to  You"— it  may  not  be 
much  on  lyrical  content,  but  at 
least  I  know  what's  going  on. 


in  history.  In  addition,  there 
will  be  a  limited-service  a-la- 
carte  cafeteria,  and  several  con- 
cession stands  will  serve  tradi- 
tional Adventist  foods. 

Since  food  supplies  must  be 
ordered  in  advance,  the  food 
service  for  the  session  will  ask 
delegates  to  pre-select  and  pre- 
purchase  tickets  for  the  evening 
meal  (noon  meal  tickets  will  be 
included  in  the  delegate 
package).  Visitors  will  be  ask- 
ed to  pre-select  and  pre- 
purchase  both  noon  and  even- 
ing meals.  Those  planning  to 
attend  should  watch  this 
publication  for  future  an- 
nouncements about  purchasing 
meal  tickets. 

Visitors  interested  in  attending 
the  Ministerial  Associations's 
pre-session  meetings  from  Sun- 
day, June  23,  through  Wednes- 
day, June  26,  should  watch  for 
registration  applications  in 
Ministry  magazine  beginning  in 
December.  To  register  before 
December,  visitors  should  write 
to  the  Ministerial  Association  at 
the  General  Conference,  6840 
Eastern  Ave.,  NW, 
Washington,  DC  20012. 


Ken  Pitts  leaves  the  women  it  the  door. 

A  Public  Serv fee  of  this  newspaper&The  Advertising  Count*  B 

WANTED. 


Courageous  people  to  work  for  no  pay.  Frequently  the  hours  and 
conditions  are  inconvenient  or  difficult.  Occasionally  even  dan- 
gerous. No  reward,  beyond  the  gratitude  of  the  people  you  help. 
Apply  at  your  local  Red  Cross  Chapter. 


Red  Cross.  ^The  Good  Neighbor. 


GARFIELD®  by  Jim  Davis 


Classifieds 

2552  HOT  LINE:  Sports!  SA  Bernard  J.  Berman  will  be 
S  Chapel  Programs,  featured  a.  a .tog*  String 
Who's  playing  each  evening?  Workshop  to  be  held  at 
Who'  m  fe.  Place?  Whafs  Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
going  on  for  chapel?  What's  day  Adventists  on  Sunday, 
|  happening  Sabbath  afternoon  September  30.  Sj,onsored_by 
and  Saturday  night?  Be  inform- 
ed by  dialing  2552,  and  remem- 
beT  that  for  all  you  do  this  line'! 
for  you. 


Foresight 


Friday 
Saturday 


September  28 
September  29 


Wednesday 
Thursday 


October  3 
October  4 


the  Kindermusik  Foundation  of 

Chattanooga,  the  event  will 

begin  at  2  p.m.  in  Ackerman 

Auditorium,    Mabel    Wood 

Hall,  on  the  Collegedale  cam- 
Southern  College  Amateur  pus,  and  conclude  at  4:30  p.m. 
Radio  is  not  only  alive,  it's  Mr.  Berman,  who  made  his 
thriving!  During  the  first  debut  at  Kennedy  Center  in 
meeting,  "Hams"  from  the  Washington,  D.C.,  on 
community,  student  body,  September  15,  plans  to  give  a 
faculty     and   administration    short  concert  at  the  beginning 

??£::™^::i:*  ZlTSSSfZSSZ  What  do  you  think  about  the  possibility  of 

an  autopatch.  This  equipment  students  by  appointment  in  a 

makes  it  possible  for  amateur  master  class  situation.  From  3 

radio  operators  with  licenses  of  to  3:45  p.m.  students  attending 

technician-class  or  higher,  and  the  workshop  will  be  divided  in- 

the  proper '  luipment,  to  make  to  three  groups :  1 .  Twinkle 


8:00p.m.  Calvin  Taylor  Concert 
Church  service:  Gordon  Bietz 
Sacred  concert:  Pat  &  Calvin  Taylor 
9:00  p.m.  Pizza  and  Movie 
All  night  softball  tournament 
Fall  ingathering 
10:30  a.m.  DeWitt  Jones 
"John  Muir's  High  Sierra' ' 


Your  Turn 


another  name  change  for  the  college? 


telephone  calls  from  their  i 
or  when  walking  about. 
Anyone  interested  in  amateur 
radio  may  contact  the  presi- 
dent, Brent  Van  Arsdell,  or  one 
of  the  sponsors,  Wiley  Austin 
or  Merlin  Wittenberg. 

Attention  Seniors! 

Senior  portraits  will  be  taken 


Perpetual  Motion,  2.  Allegret- 
to to  Theme  From  Witches 
Dance,  3.  Gavotte  from 
Mignon  to  Concerto  in  A 
minor,  First  Movement, 
Vivaldi. 

Wisconsin  pianist  James 
McKeever  will  present  a  free 
solo    recital    on    Sunday, 


It's  confusing.  When  it's  all 
ver,  what  initials  will  end  up 
i  the  shrubbery  on  the  hill? 
-Rhona  Dalusong-Fresh. 


It '$  pretty  stupid  to  waste  all 
this  time  and  money  when  we 
already  have  a  name  that's 
acceptable. 

-John  Miskiewicz-Fresh. 


If  the  name  is  going  to  be 

changed  let's  do  it  and  get  it 

over  with.  All  the  drawn  out 

need  to  change    discussions  and  opinion  polls 

are  a  waste  of  time  and  money. 

-Bob  Jimenez-Soph. 


It  is  inconvienient  for  the 
school  and  students.  With  the 
recent  change  I  just  am  not  con- 
vinced that 
it  again. 

-Gwen  Speck-Soph. 


October  14  &  15.  Please  watch    September  30  at  2:30  p.r 


for  more  details. 


The    publishing    of    The 
Legacy  i; 


the  Hunter  Museum  of  Art 
Auditorium  on  Bluff  View.  His 
program  will  include  selections 
by  Scarlatti,  Chopin, 
Beethoven,  Rachmaninoff, 
Scriaban,  and  Nicolai  Medtner. 
McKeever  is  the  author  of  Fun- 
damentals Of  Piano  Technique: 
The  Conus  Exercises,  Ex- 
plained And  Illustrated 
(Summy-Birchard  Music).  He 
has  performed  a  wide  reper- 
ranging  from  Rameau 


My  A.S.  diploma  says 
Southern  College.  My  nursing 
pin  says  Southern  Missionary 
College.    What  will  my  B.S. 


It's  a  T-shirt  scam  sponsored 
<y  the  Campus  Shop.  Every 
ime  the  name  changes  a  new 


Southern  Writer's  Club  which 
is  open  to  all  students,  faculty, 
and  members  of  the  communi- 
ty who  are  interested  in  writing, 
artwork,  and  photography.  The 


l  project  of  the    and  Bach  through  Ives  and    S.D. A.  or  go  back  to  Southern 


diploma  say?  Who  will  believe    line  of  T-shirt  arrive. 

I  went  to  the  same  school  for  4  -Kevin  Rice-Jr. 

years. 

-Ingrid  Kastorsky-Jr. 


I  think  we  should  either  stick        I  think  that  sine 
with    Southern    College   of    already  changed  the  r, 


Dost  thou 

love  life? 
Then  do  not 
squander  time, 
for  that's  the 
stuff  life 
is  made  of. 
-Benjamin 
Franklin 


Dallapiccola. 

The  Student  Missionary  Retreat 

will  be  held  from  September  28 

30.   The  cost  is  $6.00   for 


club  will  hold  its  first  meeting  memDers  and  $8.00  for  l__. 
in  early  October  on  a  date  to  be  memDers.  The  cost  of  food  i 
announced.  Anyone  may  join     $13,00  and  it  will  be  placed  0 


Missionary  College. 

-Cindy  Hamilton-Sr. 


Classifieds  cont. 


Start  thinking  about  Christmas 
gifts  now.  I  have  a  beautiful 


they  should  stick  with  it  or  go 
back  to  the  original. 

-Greg  Isaak-Sr. 


your  I.D.  card.  Please  bring    selection    of   handmade   and 

bedding  and  towels,    carved  Lazy  Susans  on  swivel 

t  the  Stu-    bases.  Sizes  range  from  7  inches 

to  14  inches  and  prices  range 

from  $12.00  to  $28.00.  Orders 

coming  in  fast  so  order 

.  Call  Roy  at  396-3525  or 

,  ,,  e  Roy  Weeden,  P.O.  Box 

The    grven  at  Southern  College  of    914  collegedale. 


for  dues  of  $5.  1984-85 

clubs  second  year  and  the  m-    your  ( 

cumbant  president  is  Valerie    Make  sure  ...    rn  m 

Dick  Boston  until  new  officers     dent  Center  desk. 

are  chosen.  The  leadership  of 

the  club  includes  a  president 

and  an  executive  committee    A    workshop    in    assertive 

who  jointly  contribute  in  mak-    management  for  nurses  will  be 

ing  plans  for  club 

activities  lined  up  for  this  year    Seventh-day   Adventi 

are   trips   to   UTC   for   col-    Thursday,  October  4,  from  6  to 
(laborative   workshops    and    8  p.m.  Jean  Cates,  Ed.D.,  an    Do  you  want  to  have  a  part 

meetings,  on  campus  writer's    adjunct   professor   with    the    deciding     vour     °„„-    ■ 

workshops,  and  critiquing  ses-    Univeristy  of  Tennessee/Chat-    destinv'    If  vn     h 

sions  involving  club  members,    tanoga,   will  be  leading  the  resist     d         ' "" 

UTC    writing   teachers,    and    "Assertiveness    for   Nurses"    elections  it 

other  off  campus  authors.  The    workshop  in  Mazie  Herin  Hall 

first   outing  will   be  in   late    Room  103 

October.  campus.  The  workshop  goal 

Ben  McArthur,  head  of  the    to  teach  nurses  how 

writing  committee,  a  sub  com-    daily  responsibilities  with 

mittee  of  academic  affairs  to    fidence.  professional  nurses  as 

promote  better  writing  on  cam-    well  as  student  nurses  will  be 

pus    stated,    "Among    the    given  training  in  how  to  make 

foremost  skills  college  can  give    and   refuse  requests  without 

a  student  is  an  appreciation  of    feeling  anxious,  guilty,  or  un- 

and  aptitude  for  writing.  The    comfortable  and  how  to  get 

Legacy  helps  to  accomplish  this    things  done  without  worrying 

goal   by   publishing   creative    about  being  well-liked. 

pieces  by  students." 


You  may  still  do  so  at  the  local 
the  Collegedale    COurthouse.  Tennessee  allows 


"Drop  In  For  A  Bite  To  Eat" 


Southern /lccent 


Volume  40,  Number  5 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


Another  Name  Change? 


This  past  Tuesday,  October 
2,  a  hearing  was  held  on  the 
name  of  the  college.  The 
meeting  was  not  well-attended 
although  the  opinions  that  were 
voiced  certainly  seemed  to  be 
that  of  the  majority  of  the  cam- 
pus. The  hearing  was  not  for 
the  purpose  of  actually  chang- 
ing the  name,  but  to  give 
teachers,  students,  and  others 
an  opportunity  to  let  their  feel- 
ings known.  Elder  Clay  Farwell 
chaired  the  meeting. 

The  seemingly  general  con- 
sensus was  that  it  was  the  pro- 
cess that  bothered  most  people 
',  and  not  the  current  name;  the 
majority  of  those  present  wish- 
ed that  a  decision  be  made 
quickly.  However,  the  same 
majority  also  called  for  the  cur- 
rent name,  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists,  to  be 
kept. 

Reasons  for  the  keeping  of 
the  current  name  lay  mostly  in 
the  financial  area.  Vinita 
Sauter,  Director  of  Public  Rela- 
tions, noted  that  her  depart- 
ment is  currently  producing 
many  brochures  and  videos 
with  the  current  name,  and  a 
change  would  cost  a  great  deal. 
Olson  Perry,  Director  of 
WSMC,  related  that  it  was  on- 
ly recently  that  he  had  con- 
tacted the  FCC  with  the  infor- 
mation that  our  name  had  of- 
ficially been  changed,  and  this 


had  cost  him  $400.  Another 
change  would  cost  the  same 
amount.Mary  Elam,  Director 
of  Records,  said  that  a  change 
would  also  be  an  expensive 
decision  with  reference  to  buy- 
ing stationary  and  other 
materials. 

Despite  these  opinions,  facts 
were  shown  that  a  change  to  the 
name  Southern  Adventist  Col- 
lege has  been  well  received.  A 
survey  that  was  recently 
distributed  among  a  random 
selection  of  graduates,  current 
students  and  staff,  and  trustees 
shows  that  Southern  Adventist 
College  held  the  number  one 
position,  with  our  current  name 
running  second,  and 
Southeastern  Adventist  College 
and  Southern  College  (solely) 
running  third  and  fourth 
respectively. 

However,  the  recommenda- 
tion of  the  committee  is  that  if 
a  name  change  does  occur,  that 
it  be  changed  to  commemorate 
an  individual.  Some  of  the 
possibilities  are  Daniells  Col- 
lege, Desmond  Doss  Adventist 
College,  and  Spalding 
Memorial  College. 

Although  a  future  meeting 
has  not  been  set  by  the  commit- 
tee on  the  name  change,  Elder 
Clay  Farwell  believes  that  last 
Tuesday's  hearing  will  help  in 
the  decision  making. 


The  school  sign  still  reflects  days  of  old. 


Jones  Hall  to  be  Demolished 


With  the  completion  of 
Brock  Hall  nearing,  many 
students  are  wondering  what  is 
eventually  going  to  happen  to 
Jones  Hall.  After  the  English 
department  moves  out,  the 
building  will  cease  to  have  any 
function  on  campus.  For  this 
reason,  the  Southern  College 
Executive  Board  decided  on  Ju- 
ly 19, 1983,  to  raze  Jones  Hall. 
A  decision  on  who  will  do  the 
tearing  down  has  not  been 
made,  however,  although  the 
college  is  getting  various  bids 
for  the  job. 

Maude  Jones  Hall  was  first 
opened  in  1917-18,only  the  se- 
cond year  of  Southern  Junior 


College,  as  the  women's  dor- 
mitory. The  following  account 
from  the  book  SMC:  A  School 
of  His  Planning  gives  an  idea  of 
how  it  looked  that  first  year. 
"The  windows  and  door  cas- 
ings were  not  hung;  the  walls 
were  not  plastered.  Sheets  were 
hung  up  to  substitute  for  win- 
dows. There  were  no  floors... 
no  doors. ..no  heat. ..no  water... 
but  the  rooms  were  filled  with 
youthful  happy  students." 

The  woman  Maude  I.  Jones 
came  to  Southern  Missionary 
College  in  1917  from 
Washington  Missionary  Col- 
lege. When  she  retired,  she  held 
the  record  for  number  of  years 


Talge  Hall  Renovated 


Michael  7.  Bat  (is  tone 

Upon  returning  to  Southern 
College  after  the  golden  days  of 
summer  vacation,  I,  along  with 
the  other  residents  of  Talge 
Hall,  received  a  pleasant  sur- 
prise. For  behold,  I  saw  new 
carpeting  and  a  new  fish  tank, 
for  the  old  upholstery  and 
wallpaper  had  passed  away, 
and  the  first  lobby  was  no 

The  "new  look"  in  the  Talge 
lobby  is  part  of  an  extensive 
renovation  program  currently 
being  executed  in  the  men's 
residence  hall.  Beginning  at  the 
end  of  the  last  school  year  and 
continuing  through  the  sum- 
mer,  the  improvements  have  in- 
cluded reupholstering  the  fur- 
niture; laying  new  carpet;  ad- 
ding new  plants,  artwork,  and 
lamps;  hanging  new  wallpaper; 
and  installing  a  new  55-gaUon 
marine  aquarium.  Perhaps  it 
was  the  "woman's  touch"  that 
^as  needed-Drucilla  Glass 
assisted  the  men  in  the 
redecorating. 


The  offices  have  been 
remodeled  as  well.  Dean  Reed 
Christman,  Head  Dean  of 
Talge  Hall,  swapped  offices 
with  Mrs.  Evans,  the  secretary, 
and  Mr.  Evan's  old  office  has 
been  converted  into  a  computer 
center.  The  facility,  equipped 
with  seven  computers  and  one 
printer,  is  much  more  conve- 
nient for  Talge  residents  who, 
up  until  now,  have  had  to  go 
either  to  the  business  center  in 
the  ground  floor  of  the  Student 
Center  or  the  computer  lab  in 
Daniel's  Hall  in  order  to  com- 
plete a  computer  assignment. 
Dean  Christman's  new  office 
has  been  refurnished  with  new 
paneling,  couches,  and 
bookshelves.  Also,  a  new 
guestroom  has  been  added  by 
renovating  the  room  next  to 
former  Dean  Nafie's  old  office. 

In  addition  to  the  lobby  and 
administrative  areas,  the 
hallways  and  some  of  the  in- 
dividual rooms  have  been  im- 
proved. New  carpet  has  been 


placed  in  40  rooms  and  in  the 
halls  of  both  A  and  B  wings. 
Walls,  halls,  doors  and  more 
have  been  repainted,  with  much 
of  the  credit  for  the  actual  work 
due  to  Dean  Qualley,  who  was 
actively  involved  in  the  painting 
of  the  building. 

Of  course,  everything  has  its 
price,  and  these  improvements 
are  certainly  no  exception. 
Rough  estimates  place  the  cost 
for  the  lobby,  offices,  and  new 
carpet  at  around  $16,750.  The 
expense  is  justified  by  the  fact 
that  the  changes  were  needed 
badly  and  long  overdue. 

The  renovations  have  not 
been  completed,  though.  "We 
have  done  quite  a  bit,  yet  there 
is  still  so  much  to  be  done." 
Future  improvements  include 
new  curtains— which  have 
already  been  ordered— for  most 
rooms,  and  several  fire  safety 
features,  such  as  smoke  detec- 
tors. Changes  in  the  present 
water  system  will  provide  the 
west  wing  with  a  greater  supply 


of  hot  water  and  will  insure  and 
against  malfunctions  of  the 
water  heater  which  many  will 
recall,  left  us  without  hot  water 
for  a  number  of  weeks  last 
year. 

Currently,  Deans  Christman 
and  Qualley  are  drafting  a  five- 
year  renovation  plan  for  Talge 
Hall.  Included  in  the  project  is 
a  restructuring  of  the  northeast 
parking  lot;  a  proposal  to 
change  the  east  exit  by  remov- 
ing the  low  brick  wall  and 
replacing  it  with  circular  steps; 
and  building  shelters;  similar  in 
architectural  form  to  Talge 
Hall,  to  cover  the  trash 
dumpsters. 

"What  we  have  dope,  the  im- 
provements we  have  and  will 
continue  to  make,  will  revitalize 
the  dorm  and  make  it  a  nicer 
place  to  live,"  states  Dean 
Christman.  "We  hope  that  the 
men  will  be  able  to  take  pride 
in  their  home  and  in  doing  so, 
help  us  to  keep  Talge  looking 


spent  in  service  in  the  faculty. 
She  died  on  Christmas  day, 
1961,  at  the  age  of  89. 

During  the  Ws  Jones  Hall 
served  as  a  temporary  dorm  for 
the  men  while  the  current  Talge 
and  Thatcher  Hall  were  con- 
structed. Eventually,  it  served 
the  purpose  of  housing  those 
men  who  were  over  23  and  did 
not  wish  to  live  in  Talge  and 
those  who  did  not  fit  in  Talge 
because  of  an  overflow.  In  re- 
cent'years,  the  building  has 
been  used  solely  to  house  the 
English  departments. 

Jones  Hall  will  probably  be 
knocked  down  during  this 
Christmas  vacation  so  as  to 
avoid  the  students  who  must  at- 
tend classes  in  that  area.  A  deci- 
sion of  what  eventually  will 
take  its  place  has  not  officially 
been  made,  although  the  Board 
is  leaning  towards  constructing 
a  parking  lot  for  village 
students. 

Jones  Hall  will  certainly  be 
missed  by  those  who  have  either 
lived  or  worked  there.  Yet  the 
name  of  Maude  Jones  will 
never  be  forgotten  on  this 
campus. 

Inside 

Editorial p.  2 

Reflections p.  3 

We  the  People  ..p.  4 

Accent  Poll p.  4 

Sports p.  6    ^ 

Southern  Cynic  p.  7 
Garfield P-  7 

Classifieds p.  8 

Foresight p.  8 


Editorial 


Letters. 


3 


The  Political  Role 
of  Adventists 


In  contrast  to  years  past,  the  Southern  Accent  has  taken  on 
a  different  look  and  especially  a  different  flavor.  Perhaps  the 
flavor  is  what  is  most  noticeable  to  those  who  take  the  time  to 
read  the  paper.  The  latest  comments  are  that  the  Southern  Ac- 
cent has  become  political  in  substance.  The  apparent  difference 
is  no  coincidence.  This  year  being  as  election  year,  we  believe  that 
this  community  should  be  knowledgeable  of  the  issues  that  are 
involved  in  a  presidential  campaign.  Most  everyone  realizes  the 
church-state  issues  because  our  church  keeps  everyone  aware  of 
them.  However,  many  of  the  other  issues  should  be  considered 
important  among  ourselves,  also. 

The  title  Adventist  does  not  mean  we  are  to  be  totally  separated 
from  politics;  it  does  not  mean  that  we  are  to  be  ignorant  of  issues 
and  apathetic  towards  voting.  (Our  title  is  a  statement  of  two  of 
our  prominent  beliefs.)  If  one  lives  in  a  country,  the  individual 
should  be  concerned  with  who  runs  it  and  how  they  (the  politi- 
cians) run  it.  These  individuals  include  our  social  group. 

How  then  should  an  Adventist  approach  the  elections?  The 
answer  is  that  we  should  leam  the  issues  and  the  stances  both  Mon- 
dale  and  Reagan  take  on  them,  consider  what  effect,  if  any,  their 
views  will  have  on  church-state  relationships,  and  also  consider 
which  man  will  provide  the  leadership  this  country  needs.  Then 
we  should  vote  on  the  better  man. 

Some  may  remark  that  in  this  presidential  election,  the  populace 
does  not  have  a  desireable  choice:  Reagan  poses  the  danger  of 
heavily  mixing  religion  and  politics,  and  Mondale  is  too  liberal. 
Therefore,  the  proper  stand  is  to  not  vote  at  all.  However,  a  deci- 
sion not  to  vote  is  a  decision  for  the  winner.  An  attitude  of  apathy 
is  a  decision  of  approval  for  whoever  wins  this  year's  election. 
It  is  with  these  thoughts  in  mind  that  we  say  that  an  Adventist 
should  vote  in  this  year's  elections  and  in  future  ones,  also.  The 
role  of  the  Adventist  is  to  help  make  those  decisions  that  will  help 
make  this  nation  a  better  one. 


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Dr.  Ben  McArthur 

The  Southern  Accent  Is  th 
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1           In  letters  and  by-lined  arii. 

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Southern  College,  the  Sev 

m 

udent  newspaper  of 
Thyrsday  with  the 
Opinions  expressed 

VOTE  RESPONSIBLY 
Dear  Editor, 

After  reading  Royce  Earp's 
letter  to  the  editor  last  week,  I 
feel  I  must  take  issue  with 
several  things  this  young  man 
wrote  about.  It  seems  this  man 
has  included  only  bits  and 
pieces  of  a  newspaper  article  to 
prove  an  invalid  point  and  then 
gone  one  step  further  by  urging 
students  to  do  what  we  have 
been  counseled  not  to  do  by  the 
Spirit  of  Prophecy. 

The  article  which  he  quoted 
in  the  Chattanooga  News-Free 
Press  which  talked  about  the 
National  Democratic  Party  re- 
quiring state  parties  to  integrate 
gays  and  lesbians  into  the  par- 
ty network  also  included 
women  and  the  elderly.  The  ar- 
ticle also  went  on  to  say  that  the 
Tennessee  State  Democratic 
leadership  had  flatly  refused  to 
seek  gays  and  lesbians  and  that 
the  state  party  had  absolutely 
no  plans  to  engage  in  such  ac- 
tivities at  any  time  in  the  future. 
The  Tennessee  State 
Democratic  Party  Chairman 
also  does  not  actively  support 
Mondale.  It  is  clear  that  not  all 
Democrats  are  the  hard  core 
liberals  characterized  by  Mon- 
dale and  Ferraro.  Many  local 
Democrats  refused  to  even 
show  up  at  the  airport  to  greet 
Mondale  when  he  visited  Chat- 
tanooga recently. 

Mr.  Earp  also  advised 
students  to  ignore  our  counsel 
of  not  voting  for  political  par- 
ties and  urged  people  to  vote 
Republican.  It  doesn't  matter 
whether  or  not  he  has  said 
Democrat  or  Republican,  we 
should  not  vote  for  a  person 
simply  on  the  basis  of  their  par- 
ty affiliation  alone. 

As  Seventh -day  Adventists, 
we  should  be  intellectual 
thinkers.  We  should  be 
registered  to  vote  and  vote 


responsibly.  The  only  way  to 
vote  responsibly  is  to  take  the 
time  to  find  out  something 
about  the  general  beliefs  and 
value  system  as  well  as  in- 
dividual issues  that  the  various 
candidates  have.  When  we  tell 
someone  to  simply  vote  straight 
Republican  or  straight 
Democratic,  we  are  asking 
them  not  to  think  for 
themselves. 

Lets  face  it,  not  all 
Democrats  or  Republicans  are 
created  equal.  I  know  because 
I  am  a  conservative  politician 
running  on  the  Democratic 
ticket  this  year.  I  believe  in 
strict  separation  of  church  and 
state;  I  am  anti  abortion  but 
anti-Moral  majority;  and  I 
can't  see  eye  to  eye  with  either 
Mondale  or  Reagan.  Reagan's 
church-state  issues  are 
dangerous  while  Mondale  is  too 
ultra  liberal.  I  am  not  sure  that 
I  can  responsibly  vote  for  either 
this  year.  Think  about  it  Royce 
Earp,  and  vote  responsibly. 
Wesley  O.  McDonald 

Candidate  for  the  Tennessee 

State  House  of  Representatives 

30th  Legislative  District 

HANDICAPPED  REMEMBERED 

Dear  Editor, 

Last  week  a  note  was  drop- 
ped in  the  Wright  Hall  sugges- 
tion box  concerning  handicap- 
ped access  to  Brock  Hall,  which 
is  about  to  open.  The  concern 
was  that  there  were  not 
elevators  between  floors  and 
without  the  elevator  it  would  be 
difficult  for  disabled  and  han- 
dicapped individuals  to  gain  ac- 
cess to  the  building.  The  whole 
idea  of  making  buildings  ac- 
cessible is  that  they  be  accessi- 
ble without  having  to  go  up 
steps.  Regulations  do  not  re- 
quire  all   buildings   to   have 


INCLOSED 

do©  as 


elevators  and  do  not  require 
every  building  to  be  alike 
When  the  Music  Building 
Humanities  &  Business  Center 
(Wood  &  Brock  Halls),  as  well 
as  the  proposed  third  phase  (an 
auditorium)  were  planned  i 
the  70s,  it  was  suggested  by  the 
architect  that  they  be  planned 
as  a  total  complex.  With  this 
total  planning  in  mind,  the  ar- 
chitect suggested  that  one 
elevator  would  be  sufficient  to 
serve  the  total  area.  Elevators 
are  extremely  expensive  to  pur- 
chase and  to  keep  maintained, 
and  it  was  on  the  architects  ad- 
vice and  suggestion  that  the 
complex  was  planned  with  c 
elevator  in  mind. 

Access  to  Brock  Hall  is 
similar  to  access  of  other  cam- 
pus buildings.  As  long  i 
buildings  are  accessible  from 
■some  exterior  point,  lifts, 
elevators,  and  ramps  do  not 
have  to  be  in  place.  Brock  Hall 
is  fortunate  in  that  it  is  very 
close  to  a  building  with 
elevator  and  that  Wood  Music 
Building  has  the  same  elevation 
levels  as  Brock  Hall.  The  col- 
lege administration  realizes  its 
responsibility  and  obligatic 
meeting  the  needs  of  the  han- 
dicapped and  will  continue  to 
be  sensitive  to  them. 

I  appreciate  the  Accent 
publishing  this  letter  as  I  have 
no  other  way  to  commmunicate 
with  the  concerned  parties 
about  this. 

Sincerely, 

Richard  K.  Reiner 

Vice  President  for  Finance 


Letters. 


continued  on  page  S 


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Reflections 


A  Letter  To  Heather 


lori  Heinsman 

"Lori,  my  dear,"  wrote 
Heather,  "you  are  a 
knowledgeable  college  woman. 
[  need  some  college  advice." 

"I  thought  I  wanted  to  go  to 
the  University  of  North 
Carolina.  I  read  their  catalog, 
and  it  sounded  like  a  great 
place-until  I  read  that  they 
have  an  enrollment  of  21,000! 
21,000...  That's  about  one  half 
of  the  whole  city  of  Daytona! 
In  a  school  that  big  there's  go- 
ing to  be  huge  classes,  and  I'd 
probably  be  treated  like  a 
number.  Mr.  Hose  (my  high 
school  English  teacher)  told  us 
that  at  big  schools  like  those, 
you  just  put  your  student  I.D. 
on  your  paper  and  don't  use 
your  name  for  at  least  the  first 
two  years!  And  with  the  large 
classes-how  can  you  learn? 


When  I  was  in  independent 
study  French  IV,  I  didn't  learn 
much.  Sure  I  got  A's,  but  it  was 
all  hurry  up  and  memorize.  I 
didn't  learn  anything. 

"There  is  the  other  side  of 
the  coin.  21,000  students- 
imagine  the  diversity.  There  are 
six  publications,  over  200  clubs 
and  plenty  of  guest  lectures  and 
concerts,  etc." 

"Then  I  think. ..gee  Heather, 
academics  are  much  more  im- 
portant than  extra-curricular 
activities.  So-what  are  your 
thoughts  on  the  matter?  How's 
Southern?  It's  smaller.  How 
many  people  are  in  your 
classes?  Are  you  learning  a 
lot?" 

I  replied,  "Dear  Heather,  I 
thought  you'd  never  ask.  I  shall 
take  this  opportunity  to  pour 


out  my  wisdom  on  the  col- 
lege/university topic. 

"My  theory  is  this:  the 
amount  of  fun  and  learning  one 
achieves  in  college  is  directly 
proportional  to  the  amount  of 
friends  one  has.  (Spoken  like  a 
math  major.)  Since  I  believe 
you  get  to  know  more  people  in 
a  smaller  college,  a  com- 
paratively small  college  is  the  ■ 
wiser  choice. 

"Don't  guess  that  I  mean 
'boyfriends*  when  I  say 
'friends.'  I'm  referring  to  girls 
and  teachers  as  well.  You 
should  have  seen  how  happy 
Dr.  Ott  was  because  I  came  to 
class  on  time  today!  He  really 
was  glad  I  was  there  and  said 
so.  I  may  not  be  crazy  over 
German,  but  class  is  much  nicer 
when  the  teacher  cares.  You 


iSM   Club   Prepares   and  Shares 


!  La  Ronda  Curtis 

Last  weekend  approximately 
forty  students  went  to  Cohutta 
Springs  Camp  for  the  Student 
Missions  Club  Fall  Retreat.  The 
weather  was  a  little  cold,  but 
the  spirit  was  a  warm  one.  The 
weekend  provided  a  chance  for 
students  to  meet  new  people 
and  become  aware  of  student 
mission  work  in  and  outside  of 
the  United  States. 

The  theme  of  the  retreat  was 
"Preparing  and  Sharing."  The 
group  did  much  sharing,  and 
hopefully  it  helped  to  prepare 
the  way  for  other  students  to 
choose  some  form  of  mission 
service.  Friday  night  was  the 
beginning  of  the  sharing,  when 
presentations  were  given  by  stu- 
dent missionaries  and  taskforce 
workers.  Each  one  shared  a 
part  of  his  or  her 


perience  with  the  rest  of  group. 

Sabbath  School  and  Church 
were  held  in  a  casual  setting. 
More  students  shared  their  ex- 
periences as  taskforce  workers. 
Dr.  John  Wagner  taught  the 
Sabbath  School  lesson  and 
brought  out  the  fact  that  we 
have  a  mission  to  the  whole 
world,  including  our  own 
Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists. 

Our  special  speaker  for  the 
church  service  was  Dr.  Norman 
Gulley.  He  shared  several  per- 
sonal experiences  that  had  been 
significant  in  his  spiritual 
growth.  In  conclusion  he  ap- 
pealed to  the  group  to  get  in- 
volved with  mission  work. 

Despite  the  rain  on  Sabbath 
afternoon,  the  group  decided  to 
go  hiking.  During  the  medita- 


tions program  student  mis- 
sionaries and  taskforce  workers 
who  are  out  in  the  field  now 
were  remembered  individually, 
followed  with  more  sharing. 
Many  parts  of  the  world  were 
represented  among  the  group. 
Reports  were  given  on  Africa; 
Ponape;  Belize;  Mexico; 
Brownsville,  Texas;  and 
Highland  View  Academy. 

The  people  in  the  Student 
Missions  Club  want  everyone  in 
the  school  to  feel  that  he  or  she 
can  be  a  part  of  the  mission 
program,  even  if  it's  not  possi- 
ble to  take  off  school  and  go 
somewhere  else  for  a  year.  It  is 
important  for  the  students  at 
Southern  College  to  give  sup- 
port to  those  who  choose  to  do 
this  kind  of  work.  The  Club 
hopes  that  even  more  people 
will  attend  the  spring  retreat. 


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probably  won't  find  that  in  a 
class  so  huge  the  professor 
doesn't  know  you  exist.  To  be 
honest,  I  didn't  appreciate  the 
teacher  familiarity  here  until  I 
read  your  letter.  I  guess  I  took 
all  that  for  granted.  Remember 
all  the  fun  we  had  with  our 
teachers  in  high  school?  Even  if 
our  high  school  wasn't  the 
largest  in  the  state,  it  didn't 
scrimp  on  academics  any. 
Yeah,  I'm  all  for  smaller 
schools.  I  like  my  teacher  to 
know  my  name. 

"Of  course  I  suggest 
Southern.  It's  a  good  school- 
quality  rather  than  quantity. 
My  vote  is  against  enormous 
classes,  too.  Who  wants  to  ask 
a  stupid  question  when  you're 
the  only  one  out  of  150  who 
doesn't  understand!  Not  mel 

"I  suppose  my  largest  class 
has  about  60  kids,  but  I  can't 
speak  for  all  of  them.  We  have 
fun. ..yes,  back  to  my  fun 
theory.  Friends  make  the  dif- 
ference. Even  computer  lab  is 
fun  if  the  person  beside  you  has 
23  errors  in  a  19  line  progam 


too.  It's  all  part  of  the  game. 
We  learn  better  when  we're 
laughing. 

"It's  hard  to  compete  with 
U.N.C.'s  six  publications,  but 
I  can  tell  you  this:  I  hardly  get 
any  sleep  as  it  is.  There's  so 
much  to  dol  Class,  work, 
homework,  and  all  the  activities 
planned  here  take  up  so  much 
of  my  time  already.  If  I  had  to 
read  all  six  publications,  I  know 
I'd  never  sleep! 

"There's  my  opinion.  I 
wouldn't  even  consider  a  big 
school  right  now-why  don't  we 
just  worry  about  them  when 
grad  school  time  rolls  around? 
The  best  advice  I  can  give  you 
is  to  give  a  Christian  college 
some  serious  thought.  You 
don't  have  to  choose  Southern 
(Hey,  if  you  don't  like  the 
name,  we'll  change  it  for 
you!!).  And  I  know  when  you 
weigh  your  choices,  the  tuition 
here  weighs  a  ton,  but  I  still 
chose  it  over  public  college. 
You  can't  beat  it.  I  know  I 
made  the  right  choice." 
Lot's  of  love, 
Lori 


Terry  Wllks  smiles  for  the  camera. 


Life  Can't  Stop  Me 
From  Living 


Moni  Gennick 

Almost  four  years  ago, 
February  19,  1981,  a  senior  at 
Highland  Academy,  Terry 
Wilks,  attempted  a  double  for- 
ward flip  off  the  springboard 
and  didn't  make  it.  Terry  land- 
ed from  his  flip  on  his  head, 
fracturing  his  neck  at  the  4th 
cervical  level  and  instantly  be- 
ing paralyzed. 

"I  was  taken  to  Nashville 
Memorial      Hospital      by 


helicopter  after  X-rays  were 
taken  at  the  campus  hospital," 
Terry  recalls.  "An  ambulance 
would  have  caused  too  much 
vibration,  and  if  any  more 
swelling  had  occurred,  it  would  < 
have  caused  the  nerves  that 
control  breathing  to  stop 
functioning." 

Four  days  later  an  operation 
was  performed  to  fuse  the 

continued  on  page  7 


"Where   the   Candidates  Stand' 


Reagan 


Mondale 


Series    on 
Constitution  Begins 


Increase  taxes  only  as  a  last    What  would  you  do  abort  taxes?    Raise   taxes   to   reduce  the 

resort  to  cut  the  deficit.  Let  in-  deficit,  mainly  by  hitting  cor- 

dexation  of  personal  income-  porations  and  upper  incomes. 

tax  brackets  begin  in  1985  as  Delay  indexing  of  tax  brackets, 

scheduled  to  offset  income-  Lower  tax  rates  and  eliminate 

Establish   a   "simpler   and  many  deductions,  credits  and 

fairer"  tax  system.  exemptions. 


Relyc 


expanding  economy     How  would  you  go  about  trim- 
e  revenue  and  reduce     ming  the  record  federal  budget 
spending   on   unemployment     deficit? 
and  welfare  benefits.  Push  con- 
stitutional amendments  requir- 
ing a  balanced  budget  and  per- 
mitting vetoes  of  individual 
items  in  appropriation  passed 
by  Congress. 


Reduce  the  deficit  by  two  thirds 
in  four  years  by  cutting  the  rate 
of  increase  in  defense  spending, 
containing  government- 
subsidized  hospital  costs  and 
slashing  farm-price  supports. 


Push  a  consistent  and  steady  in- 
crease in  defense  outlays,  in- 
cluding 7.8  percent  more  for 
the  coming  year.  Continue  the 
emphasis  on  modernizing  ma- 
jor new  weapons  systems  while 
improving  the  combat  readiness 
of  conventional  forces. 


What   would   you   do   about     Boost  defense  spending  but  at 
defense  spending?  half  the   rate   proposed   by 

Reagan.  Shift  the  focus  from 
costly  equipment  such  as 
nuclear-powered  aircraft  car- 
riers in  favor  of  building  up  the 
readines  of  conventional  forces. 
Crack  down  on  Pentagon  waste 
and  fraud. 


"The    Constitution:    That 

Delicate  Balance,"  a  thirteen- 
part  public  television  series  is 
being  shown  each  Monday 
evening  at  5:15  in  the  front  of 
the  cafeteria  dining  room.  Each 
one-hour  broadcast  explores  a 
different  facet  of  our  constitu- 
tional system.  They  deal  not 
with  the  history  of  the  Con- 
stitution but  with  contemporary 
issues  that  have  constitutional 
implications.  The  programs' 
format  involves  a  moderator 
who  describes  a  hypothetical 
situation,  and  a  panel  of  promi- 
nent government  officials, 
lawyers,  judges,  and  journalists 
who  respond  to  the  Socratic  ex- 
amination of  the  moderator. 
The  result  is  a  program  at  once 
lively  and  informative.  Par- 
ticipants include  such  diverse 
personalities  as  Gerald  Ford, 
Gloria  Steinem,  Dan  Rather, 
Daniel  Mohnihan,  Ellen  Good- 


man, and  BUI  Moyers.  As  of 
this  writing  the  first  two  pro- 
grams  will  have  been  aired.  The 
remaining  schedule  is  as 
follows:  Oct.  8-Presidential 
Elections,  Presidential  Succes- 
sion; Oct.  15-Criminal  Justice 
and  a  Defendant's  Right  to  a 
Fair  Trial;  Oct.  22  Crime  and 
Insanity;  Oct.  29-Crime  and 
Punishment;  Nov.5-Campaign 
Spending;  Money  and  the 
Media;  Nov.  12-National 
Security  and  Freedom  of  the 
Press;  Nov.  19-School  Prayer, 
Gun  Control  and  the  Right  to 
Assemble;  Nov.26--The 
Sovereign  Self:  Right  to  Live, 
Right  to  Die;  Dec.  3-! 
Immigration  Reform;  Dec.  10- 
Affirmative  Action  versus 
Reverse  Discrimination. 

This  series  is  presented  by  the 
Division  of  Arts  &  Letters,  the 
Student  Association,  and  the 
Office  of  Student  Services. 


Stands  ready  to  talk  with  Soviet  Do  you  favor  summit  talks  with     Invite  the  Soviets,  on  the  first 

leaders  at  any  time,  preferably  the  Soviets?                                day  he  takes  office,  to  a  sum- 

if   the    conference   is   well  mit   within    six    months   in 

prepared  in  advance  and  has  a  Geneva    and     attempt    to 
good    chance    of    making 
substantial  progress. 


mit   withir 

Geneva    and 

establish  an  annual  schedule  for 

such  conferences. 


Display  a  strong  military 
presence  and  keep  up  military 
and  economic  aid  to  counter 
Soviet-supported  subversion. 
Continue  pressing  El  Salvador 
to  improve  human  rights  but 
oppose  moves  in  Congress  to 
condition  aid  on  that  basis. 
Help  finance  antigovernment 
rebels  in  Nicaragua. 


What  should  be  this  country's 
policy  In  Central  America? 


Sharply  reduce  the  American 
military  presence.  Stress  land 
reform  and  human  rights  in  El 
Salvador  and  end  U.S.  military 
exercises  in  Honduras.  Cut  off 
aid  to  Nicaraguan  rebels  and 
press  for  removal  of  all  foreign 
forces  from  the  region. 


Reagan  Wins  at  Southern! 

Out  of  387  people  responding  to  the  poll  which  the 
Southern  Accent  conducted,  312  felt  that  the 
Reagan/Bush  team  should  lead  the  country  for  another 
four  years.  The  largest  percentage  of  the  respondents 
(from  dorm  students,  village  students,  and  Faculty/ 
Staff  responding)  choosing  Mondale  and  Ferraro  was 
the  members  of  the  Faculty  and  Staff  of  which  19% 
chose  the  Democratic  duo.  The  results  of  this  survey 
are  printed  on  the  right.  This  was  an  informal  poll  and 
the  percentages  may  not  be  totally  accurate.  The 
Southern  Accent  wishes  to  thank  all  respondents  of  the 
poll  for  their  participation. 


Candidates 

Dorm 
Students 

Village 
Students 

Faculty/ 
Staff 

Total 
Percentage 

Reagan/Bush  (R) 

81% 

89% 

76% 

81% 

Mondale/Ferraro  (D) 

14% 

11% 

19% 

14% 

Other 

5% 

0% 

5% 

5% 

Num.  of  Respondents 

315 

18 

54 

387__ 

History  Professors  Produce 

Greenleaf's      Book      Nears 


Brent  Van  Arsdell 

x     years     ago     Floyd  The  success  of  the  Adventist 
Greenleaf  started  writing  some  church  in  Latin  America  has 
I  additional  material  for  his  class  basically     been      one     of 
in   Latin   American   history,  "repackaging        Adventist 
"The  idea  was  to  prepare  a  sec-  teaching  so  that  the  first  im- 
1  tion  on  the  history  of  the  SDA  pression  is  not  one  of  doc- 
church  in  Latin  America,"  said  trine."    This   is    considered 
|  Greenleaf.  "I  was  interested  in  necessary  because  the  people  of 
[south  America,  and  when  I  this  area  are  basically  of  a 
(looked  around  to  find  out  what  Catholic    background.    The 
church  had  done  in  this  meetings  are  not  called  sermons 
Ipart  of  the  world  I  discovered  but  lectures.  "The  value  and 
I  that  there  really  wasn't  much  the  beauty  of  the  home,  the 
[written    about    it.    Church  value  of  marriage,  problems 
I  growth  has  been  very  notewor-  dealing  with  youth,  how  to  han- 
thy  in  this  area-it's  the  fastest  die  and  rear  children,"  health, 
growth    area   in    the    world  happiness,  and  social  issues  are 
church.  The  project  kept  grow-  the    first    things    presented. 


Books 
Completion 


Campus  Debates  On 
Presidential  Election  To 
Be  Held   Nationwide  Oct.  21 


ng  until  I  have  three  volumes." 
fwo  are  completed  and  one 
nore  chapter  is  still  to  be  writ- 
en  for  the  third  volume. 


"Once  rapport  has  been 
established  they  move  into  the 
religious  aspects  of  these  ques- 
tion  They  establish  a  con- 

The  book  is  divided  into  fidence  in  scripture  and  once 
three  volumes  of  approximate-  that  is  done  they  proceed  with 
ly  five  hundred  pages  each.  The  doctrine.  If  the  Bible  says  all 
first  one  covers  all  of  Latin  this  that  is  useful  to  them  they 
American  church  history  from  don't  question  the  Sabbath,  or 
its  beginnings  till  the  South  Daniel  2,  or  the  state  of  the 
American  Division  and  the  dead." 
Inter-American  Division  were  The  main  method  of  research 
formed  in  1916  and  1922,  for  the  book  has  been  a  docu- 
respectively.  The  second  ment  search  with  very  little  in- 
volume  is  about  the  SDA  terviewing  involved.  "I've  read 
church  in  the  Inter-American  thousands  of  letters  from  Latin 
Division:  Mexico,  the  Carib-  American  church  leaders  to  the 
bean,  and  all  the  countries  that  General  Conference  and  the 
face  the  Caribbean.  The  third  responses,"  says  Dr.  Greenleaf. 
olume  covers  the  church  "The  Review  was  an  amazing- 
history  in  the  South  American  ly  good  source  of  information 
Division,  which  consists  of  the  when  taken  over  the  course  of 
rest  of  the  South  American  twenty  years  or  more,  but  there 
nations.  are  some  things  that  are  not  in 


The  Review.  I  read  the  minutes 
of  the  division  council  meetings 
and  all  the  official  publications 
from  the  '20's  through  as  close 
to  the  present  as  I  cared  to  get." 

Greenleaf  resigned  as  Chair- 
man of  the  Division  of  Arts  and 
Letters  at  the  end  of  the  1982 
spring  session.  He  still  didn't 
have  enough  time  for  the  book, 
so  at  the  end  of  the  spring  ses- 
sion in  1983  he  took  a  year  sab- 
batical and  finished  most  of  the 
book.  He  still  has  one  chapter 
to  go  and  will  be  "more  than 
glad"  when  it's  finished. 

The  first  volume  was  written 
the  old  fashioned  way  using  a 
typewriter,  but  the  second  and 
the  third  volumes  were  written 
with  the  help  of  a  IBM  personal 
computer  and  "perfect  writer" 
word  processing  program 
which  was  chosen  because  of  its 
superior  footnoting  capability. 
"The  computer  makes  the 
massive  job  of  revising  and 
editing  much  easier.  Parts  of 
the  book  are  still  only  on 
diskette  and  has  never  been 
printed!" 

Who  will  publish  the 
volumes  and  what  they  will  be 
called  is  still  an  open  issue. 
Greenleaf  would  like  to  see 
them  published  in  North 
America  and  in  Latin  America. 
He  would  like  to  se  the  first  one 
called  "In  the  Beginning,"  the 
second  one  "Beyond  the  Sun," 
and  the  third  "Let  the  Earth 
Hear  His  Voice."  Each  volume 
is  complete  in  itself  but  they  go 
together  to  make  a  set. 


Aiming  to  help  students  cast 
a  better  informed  vote  on  Nov. 
6th,  the  National  Student  Cam- 
paign for  Voter  Registration 
(NSCVR)  today  announced 
plans  to  organize  simultaneous 
forums  on  the  Presidential  elec- 
tions at  over  100  campuses  on 
Oct.  21. 

The  campus  debates,  collec- 
tively titled  "Showdown  '84", 
will  be  held  immediately  before 
or  after  the  nationally  televised 
debate  between  Walter  Mon- 
dale  and  Ronald  Reagan.  The 
Presidential  debate  will  also  be 
aired  on  large  screen  televisions 
during  the  events. 

"Students  are  strongly  con- 
cerned about  the  issues,  but  are 
often  uninformed  about  the 
candidates'  positions  on  those 
issues  and  the  implications  of 
those  stands,"  observed  Gary 
Kalman,  a  senior  at  Clark  (MA) 
University  and  NSCVR 
chairperson.  "These  forums  are 
designed  to  augment  this  cam- 
paign's personality  politics  with 
substantive  discussion  of  the 

The  campus  debates  will 
feature  prominent  individuals 
analyzing  campaign  issues  such 


as  the  arms  race,  the  economy, 
civil  rights,  the  environment, 
women's  issues,  and  education 
policy. 

Co-sponsors  with  NSCVR  of 
the  debate  include  Project 
Vote,  Southwest  Voter 
Registration  Education  Project, 
HumanSERVE,  United  States 
Public  Interest  Research  Group 
(U.S.PIRG),  United  States  Stu- 
dent Association,  The  Dif- 
ference, American  Association 
of  University  Women,  Public 
Citizen,  Democracy  Project, 
Public  Citizen,  Environmental 
Safety,  and  the  Children's 
Foundation. 

The  National  Student  Cam- 
paign for  Voter  Registration  is 
a  non-partisan  organization 
which  conducts  voter  registra- 
tion and  voter  education  cam- 
paigns across  the  country.  A 
project  of  the  student-directed 
Public  Interest  Research 
Groups  (PIRGS),  NSCVR  was 
founded  this  February  at  a  con- 
ference of  1500  student  leaders 
from  42  states. 

Students  •  interested  in 
organizing  "Showdown  '84" 
debates  at  their  campus  should 
contact  NSCVR  at 
617-357-9016. 


DON'T  MISS  NEXT  WEEK'S  40TH 
ANNIVERSARY  ISSUE1 


Dr.  McArthur  Writes  Book 


'Where  the  Candidates  Stand" 


Mondale 


Ron  Aguilera 

Southern  College  is  very  for- 
tunate to  have  three  prominent 
scholars  in  its  history  depart- 
ment. One  of  them  is  Dr.  Ben- 
jamin McArthur.  Dr.  McAr- 
thur has  recently  written  his 
book,  Actors  and 
American  Culture,  1880-1920. 

Dr.  McArthur  graduated 
with  a  B.A.  in  history  from  An- 
drews University  and  received 
his  Master's  degree  and  PHD  in 
American  history  from  the 
prestigious  University  of 
Chicago  in  1979.  Dr.  McArthur 
then  came  here  to  Southern 
College  and  is  now  in  his  6th 
year  of  teaching.  Many 
students  know  Dr.  McArthur 
from  taking  his  American 
History  or  Government  classes. 

In  his  book,  Dr.  McArthur 
deals  with  the  golden  age  of 
'  nerican  theatre  and 
America's  desire  for  glitter  and 
glory  in  entertaiment.  Actors 
°nd  American  Culture, 
1880-1920  belongs  to  a  series, 
"American  Civilization," 
edited  by  Allen  F.  Davis.  The 


book  evolved  through  revision 
of  McArthur's  doctoral  disser- 
tation, which  he  did  at  the 
University  of  Chicago.  He  pin- 
points 1907  as  the  year  marking 
"the  arrival  of  the  'celebrity'." 
Up  through  the  late  1800's  "ac- 
tors had  the  right  to  control  ex- 
hibition of  their  photographs," 
writes  McArthur,  although  this 
privilege  was  surrendered  by 
1907. 

Dr.  McArthur  also  notes  that 
actors  provided  society  with 
vicarious  freedom,  and  "in  ef- 
fect, were  given  license  for  un- 
conventional behvaior."  Actors 
took  on  a  new  role  as  "shills  of 
the  consumer  culture,"  be  com- 
ing very  influential  in  society. 

Soon,  Dr.  McArthur  will 
engulf  himself  in  his  next  pro- 
ject. This  book  will  be  a 
biography  on  one  of  the  past 
presidents  of  the  University  of 
Chicago,  Robert  Hutchins.  We 
wish  Dr.  McArthur  success  in 
his  upcoming  ventures  and  con- 
gratulate him  for  his  previous- 
ly mentioned  work. 


Refuse  federal  funds  to  finance  Where    do    you    stand    on     Personally   against   abortion 

any  abortions.  Push  adoption  abortion?                                     but,  as  a  public  official,  would 

of  a  constitutional  amendment  support   the  Supreme  Court 

banning  abortions  except  when  d«l*on  permitting  it.  Believe  it 

the    life   of  the  mother   is  "  a  woman's  individual  choice, 
endangered. 


Press  for  equal  pay  for  equal 
work  and  other  women's  rights 
but  oppose  adoption  of  the 
equal-rights  amendment. 
Reduce  the  "marriage  penalty" 
on  two-family  incomes. 


Provide  discretionary  block 
grants  to  states  and  com- 
munities, reserving  federal 
funds  for  the  disadvantaged 
and  handicapped.  Offer  tuition 
tax  credits  to  parents  of  private- 
school  pupils  and  back  a  con- 
stitutional amendment  allowing 
prayer  in  public  schools.  Sup- 
port merit  pay  and  competen- 
cy testing  for  teachers. 


What  would  you  do  to  advance     Support  the  ERA  and  eliminate 
women's  rights?  sexual   discrimination   in   in- 

surance and  pensions.  Push  a 
"comparable  worth"  program 
for  federal  employees 
establishing  equal  pay  for  com- 
parable jobs,  whether  held 
traditionally  by  males  or 
females. 


In  what  way  would  you  improve 
education  standards? 


Reprinted  from  the  Sept.  17,  24 
and  Oct.  1  issues  of  U.  S.  News 
and  World  Report.  Permission 
granted  by  U.S.  News  &  World 
Report. 


Seek  more  federal  funds  to  im- 
prove schools  by  attracting  bet- 
ter teachers,  modernizing 
laboratories  and  strengthening 
graduate  studies.  Provide  more 
support  for  minority  and  needy 
children.  Would  consider  merit 
pay,  but  oppose  tuition  tax 
credits  and  a  prayer 
amendment. 


Sports  Corner 


Gymnastics  Team    Organized 


G 


/.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

monpaT 

Greve  34  Peyton  25 
In  the  men's  Hawaiian  FlagbaU  opener 
for  A  League,  Jim  Maione  passed  for 
three  touchdowns  and  scored  another 
as  Greve  downed  Peyton  Monday  even- 
ing. Mike  Krall  scored  three  TD's  for 
Peyton  and  Doug  Rowland  scored 
another  but  it  just  wasn't  enough  as 
Greve  converted  four  of  five  extra  point 
attempts  en  route  to  their  victory. 

Davis  24  Shanko  12 

Henry  Coleman,  Dave  Nottleson,  Steve 
Dobias,  and  captain  Jeff  Davis  each 
scored  touchdowns  in  their  victory  over 
Shanko  Monday  evening.  Davis  look- 
ed strong  during  the  game  and  look  like 
the  team  to  beat  in  their  division. 

Lakra  39  Jones  20 
Dave  Stephenson  scored  three 
touchdowns  and  Bo  Smith  scored  twice 
as  Dale  Lakra's  team  won  their  first 
game  of  the  season  Monday.  Kent 
Boyle  passed  for  three  TD's  connecting 
with  Steve  Jones  twice  and  Bill  Bass 


TUESDAY 

Schnell  2«  Lakra  26 

Ron  Aguilera  scored  two  touchdowns 
and  one  ejtra  point  in  Tuesday's 
deadlock  game  with  Lakra.  Schnell 
missed  two  PAT  attempts  and  Lakra's 
team  blew  thiee  one-point  conversions 
as  the  two  team/ battled  to  a  tie. 

Yanklevitz  41  Shanko  19 
In  Tuesday's  rout  over  Shanko,  Rob 
Buckner  scored  three  touchdowns  and 
added  an  extra  point  tally  while  Greg 
Fivecoat,  Joe  Joiner,  and  Don  Howe 
each  scored  one  apiece  as  Yank's  team 
won  their  first  game.  Jay  McElroy  and 
Brad  Scnska  scored  TD's  for  Shanko. 

Davis  26  Shrader  6 
Chuck  and  Kevin  Biggs  scored  early 
touchdowns  as  Jeff  Davis'  team  rolled 
to  victory  Tuesday  night.  Bryan  Davis 
and  Steve  Dobias  also  scored  for  Davis 
as  they  improved  their  record  to  2-0. 

Rodgers  51  Peyton  31 
Peyton  dropped  their  second  game  of 
the  young  season  as  Rodgers  got  a  well- 
balanced  scoring  attack  against  them 
Tuesday  night.  Bob  Murdoch,  Ed  Soler, 
Ron  Barrow,  Tony  Fowler,  and  Myron 
Mbton  each  scored  touchdowns  for 
Rodgers.  Peyton's  team  botched  four 
PAT  attempts  and  Rodgers  played  a 
fairly  strong  defensive  game  to  record 
their  first  win. 


The  gymnastics  team  has 
been  assembled  for  this  year, 
and  it  looks  like  an  enthusiatic 
one  with  a  lot  of  new  blood. 
Myron  Mbion,   the  student 
assistant,  feels  that  the  strength 
of  the  team's  previous  years  has 
graduated  so  this  is  a  year  of 
rebuilding.    He's   optimistic 
about  the  team,  though,  and 
says  that  they  are  willing  to 
work,  have  a  terrific  attitude, 
and  have  a  lot  of  potential.  The 
new  team  members  are: 
Chris  Lang,  Mike  Collum, 
Kerry  Brito,  Floyd  Hiebert, 
Allen  Valenzuela,  Jon 
Marcom,  Myron  Mixon,  Tim 
Tullock,  Scot  Henderson, 
David  Butler,  Tommy  Bates, 
Paul  Jenks,  Julie  Reed, 
Shauna  McClain,  Donna 
Kyzer,  Karen  Artress, 
Vonda  Clark,  Rani  Styles, 
Sandi  Monteperto,  Karen 
Schwotzer,  and  Kim 
Robertson. 

In  choosing  the  team,  besides 
the  basic  skills  required, 
balance,  guts,  positive  attitude, 
and  willingness  to  talk  about 
the  Adventist  life-style  were 
considered.  The  team  will  be 
going  to  local  malls  to  perform 
at  our  health  booths.  Also,  they 
are  scheduled  for  programs  in 


Jacksonville,  Florida,  Bass 
Academy,  and  Oakwood  Col- 
lege. Their  main  project  for  this 
semester  is  the  Southern  Union 
Gymnastics  workshop.  About 
300  academy  students  will  be 
coming  to  this  clinic,  financed 
by  SC's  Public  Relations 
Department. 

There  are  two  changes  in  this 
year's  team.  The  first  change  is 
a  plan  to  incorporate  more 
team  activities,  such  as 
pyramids;  a  choreographed, 
fast-paced,  difficult  routine  us- 
ing mixed  doubles;  and  a  slow 
silhouette  routine  using  black 
lights  and  acentuating  lines. 

The  second  change  is  a  dif- 
ferent coach,  Ted  Evans. 
Coach  Evans  feels  excited  and 
a  bit  nervous  about  coaching 
the  team.  He  coached  a  gym- 
nastics team  for  three  years 
before  he  came  to  SC  and 
hasn't  been  involved  in 
gyinaristics  in  the  last  ten  years. 
He  say's  "I'm  committed  and 
the  team's  committed,  and 
there's  no  telling  how  far  we 
can  go  and  what  we  can  do. 
Also,  Myron  is  a  good  guy  to 
lean  on  because  he  has 
organizational  skills,  is  a  good 
teacher,  and  full  of  ideas." 

A  new  member  of  the  team, 
Vonda  Clark  remarked  "Coach 


Evans  is  organized,  has  a  lot  of 
Christian  spirit  in  wanting  to 
keep  God  number  one,  and 
seems  like  he  will  add  a  lot  of 
fun."  The  team  caught  a  taste 
of  Evan's  humor  when  they  j 
were  invited  to  a  four-course 
meal  at  his  home.  Those  who 
were  weight-conscious  saved 
calories  for  the  expected  grand 
meal.  After  being  seated  at  a 
long  table,  they  were  handed  a  j 
list  of  items  they  could  order  in 
their  four  courses.  The  names 
of  the  dishes  gave  indications  to 
what  morsels  were  to  only  the 
most  perceptive  minds,  so  not 
until  after  ordering  did  they 
discover  what  their  supper  was  • 
to  be.  For  example,  a  sleeping  j 
relative  was  a  napkin,  Eve's 
temptation-applesauce,  breath  ! 
charger-onions,  and  a  atomic 
power-beans.  If  one  didn't  hap-  I 
pen  to  order  a  fork-well,  that  1 
was    too    bad.    The   team 
retaliated  by  disappearing  out- 1 
side  after  the  second  course  so 
that  Coach  Evans  would  serve  ] 
an   empty   table.   After  the  1 
"meal"  restrictions  were  lifted,  " 
everyone  satisified  their  growl- 
ing stomachs.  With  a  team  | 
beginning  like  the  above,  SC  j 
will  probably  be  in  for  a 
novative'and  interesting  home  J 
show  program  second  semester.  j 


An  Analysis  of 
Women's        Softball 


softball 


Steve  Martin 
This  year  in  women's 
Mickie  Easley's  team  came  out 
on  top  with  a  flawless  6-0 
record  to  win  this  years 
Women's  Softball  Champion- 
ship. There  were  seven  teams  in 
this  years  Women's  League. 
The  final  standings  are  as 
follows: 

Women's  Slowpitch 

Team  Wins     Losses 


Hanman 

Hassenchal 
Heinsman 


• 


Easley's  team  boasted  a  very 
explosive  offense  anchored  by 
Easley  herself,  First  baseman 
Loretta  Messer  and  short  stop 
Andrea  Kiture.  Easley's  team 
averaged  15  points  a  game,  and 
was  by  far  the  best  team  in  this 
worn    is  league. 

Ea  .ey  felt  she  had  a  good 
team  his  year  but  was  dissa- 
poin  i  in  the  participation  of 
the  \  >men  this  year.  The  big 
conti  versy  that  kept  coming 
up  at  year  was  the  "Pick-Up" 
rule.  This  rule  w; 
keep  forfeits  to  a 
the  girls  that  wanted  to  play 
could,"  says  Steve  Jaecks,  "but 
it  was.  misused  some  this  year. 


I  was  very  dissapointed  in  this 
years  Women's  League  as  a 
whole."  Easley  also  felt  that  the 
"Pick-Up"  rule  was  misused. 
When  asked  if  she  had  any  sug- 
gestion for  making  women's 
softball  better  she  said,  "I 
would  like  to  see  the  women 
have  a  tournament,  not  as  long 
as  the  mens,  but  something  that 
the  women  would  enjoy. 
Maybe  a  singles  elimination 
tournament  would  be  ap- 
propriate. 1  also  would  like  to 
see  a  Faculty  women's  team.  I 
would  really  like  to  see  fastpitch 
for  women.  I  think  that  with 
practice  and  time  women  could 
make  the  adjustment  and  enjoy 
a  new  aspect  of  the  game." 

1  asked  Steve  Jaecks  his  view- 
point on  these  matters  and  he 
said,  "these  suggestions  are 
good  ones  and  I  would  be  will- 
ing to  try  them  if  the  women 
show  an  interest  in  wanting  to 
do  it.  There  is  no  need  to  make 
these  changes  if  only  half  the 
girls  show  up  for  there  games. 
There  are  alot  of  good 
women  athletes  at  S.C.  and  this 
reporter  would  really  like  to  see 
more  participation  and  the 
limits  that  are  set  on  women's 
sports  lifted. 


Glen  King  explains  the  rales  to  a  nagbaB  team. 


THERE  ARE  TWO  SIDES  TO   _ 
BECOMING  A  NURSE  IN  THE  ARMY. 

And  they're  both  repre- 
sented by  the  insignia  you  wear 
as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse  j 
Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left 
means  you're  part  of  a  health  care 
system  in  which  educational  and 
career  advancement  are  the  rule, 

_  I  not  the  exception.  The  gold  bar  I _   _T 

on  the  right  means  you  command  respect  as  an  Army  officer.  If  you're 
earning  a  BSN,  write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities,  P.O.  Box  7713, 
Clifton,  N]  07015. 

ARMY  NURSE  CORPS.  BE  ALLYOU  CAN  BE. 


Southern  Cynic 


Just  Another  Tricky  Day 


|  Gart  Curtis 

I'm  going  to  tell  a  little  story 
I  about  a  day  in  my  life.  Yea, 
Ithat's  it.  You  know,  "hang 
|five"  and  all.  I  was  driving  in- 
j  town.  .  .  nothing  special  in 
was  cruising;  I  like  to 
|just  cruise  along.  Also,  my  car 
won't  do  anything  else. 

There  are  some  very  nice 
tomes  along  the  way.  They  are 
big  rambling  places  with  lawns 
Jthat  I  would  hate  to  mow,  and 
■  beautiful  drives  up  to  the  doors- 
I  -the  American  dream  come 
I  true,  more  or  less.  Also,  there 
are  some  places  that  make  me 
think  of  the  third  world,  not 
quite  Kwampachea  look,  but 
definitely  not  the  style  brought 
to  mind  when  we  think  of 
civilized  western  life.  Anyway, 
there  is  some  scenic  driving 
around  here,  if  you  are  in- 
terested in  contrast.  .  .  OK. 

I  was  going  to  town  because 
I  thought  maybe  there  would  be 
a  sale  on  Arrow  shirts  or 
something.  Also,  I  wanted  to 
get  a  fish.  The  one  I  borrowed 
from  the  dorm  lobby  apparent- 
ly had  a  breathing  problem 
because  he  stopped  about  an 
hour  after  he  was  poured  into 
his  new  home.  (Don't  tell  the 
dean!  I  was  going  to  put  him— 
the  fish-back  so  that  he  could 
be  eaten  alive  in  a  split  second 
by  a  trigger  fish.  Really,  I 
didn't  want  to  alter  his  destiny; 
just   let   him   kick   back   for 


awhile  and  enjoy  some  cool 
jazz  or  something.) 

But  like  I  said,  I  was  going  to 
town  (on  the  freeway  now)  with 
Mr.  Ed  (that  is  my  car's  name) 
at  a  legal  lope.  I  passed  by  the 
knife  museum  and  wondered 
for  the  thousandth  time  what 
could  be  so  interesting  about  a 
bunch  of  old  knives.  For  a  mo- 
ment, I  could  see  it  all,  "Jo  Bob 
Billy  Jack  caponized  the  last 
bear  in  these  parts  with  this 
knife  back  in  1859.  He  (Jo  Bob) 
later  died  of  food  poisoning  at 
the  ripe  old  age  of  42."  Or 
maybe,  "Gen.  Lee  used  this 
knife  to  clean  and  trim  his 
finger  nails  on  this  very  spot  in 
the  heat  of  battle.  What  a 
guy." 

(Dear  Reader,  you  are  by 
now  probably  wondering  where 
I  am  going  with  this  narrative. 
Suffice  to  say  that  I  am  still  go- 
ing into  town.) 

So,  I  was  going  into  town  at 
a  legal  lope,  like  I  already  said. 
The  gas  gauge  was  low;  isn't 
everyone's  at  SC?  I  pulled  off 
the  slow  lane  just  after  East 
Gate  Mall,  because  that's  where 
I  was  going.  I  was  in  a 
masochistic  mood  and 
wouldn't  have  minded  a  little 
pain;  I  was  ready  to  be  maul- 
ed. (Incidentally,  that  is  an  old 
term  which  usually  refers  to 
something  or  someone  being 
ripped    up    and    destroyed 


beyond  recognition  by  either  a 
bear  or  a  lion.  The  term  is  ac- 
tually derived  from  the  ex- 
periences old  ladies  have  when, 
on  Friday  afternoons ,  they 
enter  these  institutions  without 
hearing  aids  or  glasses.) 

I  put  Mr.  Ed  in  a  place  where 
he  would  be  comfortable  for 
awhile  and  entered  through  the 
Burger  King.  Suddenly  I  flash- 
ed on  something  else  I  could 
get. .  .a  room  key.  My  thoughts 
went  sort  of  as  follows:  I  don't 
leave  a  stamp  with  my  signature 
in  my  check  book;  I  don't  keep 
my  code  number  written  on  my 
automatic  teller  card;  I  don't 
leave  a  note  that  says  "these 
keys  are  to  my  car,  license 
number  thus  &  such."  Do  you 
follow  me?  Why  should  have 
my  room  key  with  my  room 
number  on  it?  If  lost,  it  is  an 
open  invitation  for  someone  to 
make  themselves  at  home  in  my 
room,  not  that  I'd  really  mind, 
but  you  know.  Besides,  it  costs 
ten  dollars  to  get  another  one 
from  the  front  desk,  but  if  I 
lose  a  copy,  it's  only  a  dollar  to 
make  one  in  town. 

As  it  turns  out,  there  is  a  lit- 
tle note  on  the  back  of  the  key 
that  says  something  like,  "Do 
not  duplicate."  And  it  costs  fif- 
teen dollars  to  bribe  the 
locksmith-obviously  a  cost 
prohibitive  venture.  Not  to 
mention,  it  would  be  on  my 


couldn't  live  with 
myself  having  bribed  someone 
for  no  monetary  gain. 

So  the  trip  to  East  Gate  was 
a  waste  because  there  were  no 
Arrow  shirts  on  sale,  and  the 
pet  store  had  moved  out.  No 
new  clothes,  no  fish,  and  no 
generic  room  key.  .  .it  was  a 
waste  of  gas,  a  waste  of  time, 
and  if  you  want  to  get  picky,  it 
was  a  waste  of  tire  tread. 

After  I  had  walked  around 
the  mall  some  more,  and  all 
these  wastes  finally  dawned  on 
me,  I  went  out  to*  the  parking 
lot  and  tried  to  remember 
where  I  parked.  When  I  got 
back  to  my  car  I  gave  Mr.  Ed 
his  head,  and  he  naturally 
started  for  California.  I  had  to 
warp  him  back  towards 
Collegedale. 

It  was  a  nice  drive  actually. 
I  had  the  windows  rolled  down 
and  the  radio  turned  up.  The 
sun  was  setting  and  some  high 
clouds  in  the  west  were  reflec- 
ting yellow  and  red  light.  I 
wondered  if  it  was  possible  to 
see  the  green  flash  over  land. 
The  sky  above  me  was  a  sharp 
azure  while  in  the  east  it  was 
darker,  and  a  few  of  the 
brighter  stars  were  getting  a 
head  start  on  the  night.  The 
bugs  were  staying  out  of  my 
way,  bless  their  hearts;  they 
weren't  crowding  the  wind- 
shield. The  road  seemed  a  little 


smoother  than  it  really  was.  I 
had  one  hand  on  the  wheel  and 
one  hand  cupping  the  wind  that 
was  whistling  over  the  side 

Just  off  Lee  Highway  there 
is  a  crooked  old  guy  who  lives 
in  an  old  cinderblock 
bungalow;  he  has  it  tastefully 
decorated  after  the  third  world 
look,  which  is  in  vogue  in  his 
neighborhood.  I  honked  my 
horn  in  sort  of  a  salute  to  him, 
as  is  the  custom,  and  he  grin- 
ned and  waved  back. 

At  four  corners  I  stopped 
and  scowled  at  the  local  sup- 
plier of  caffeine  for  SC. 

Back  at  school  I  was  just  in 
time  to  miss  dinner.  I  was  so 
happy.  Mr.  Ed  was  grateful  to 
be  turned  off.  I  bounded  up  to 
my  room  determined  not  to  tell 
a  soul  that  I  had  gone  to  town 
and  had  not  invited  them.  Some 
people  take  that  very  personal- 
ly. This  taking  of  offense  can 
lead  to  an  awkward  little  con- 
frontation in  which  both  parties 
make  it  clear  to  the  other  that 
just  because  you've  met 
one.. .doesn't  mean  you've  met 
them  all. 

I  didn't  meet  one.  And  so  I 
didn't  have  to  act  like  one. 

In  the  words  of  Roger 
Daltrey,  "Just  another  tricky 
day  for  me." 


Terry. .  . 

spinal  column  back  together, 
but  the  critical  danger  hadn't 
passed.  About  three  days  after 
the  surgery,  Terry  quit 
breathing  and  for  five  weeks 
lived  on  a  respirator. 

"Those  weeks  were  the  most 
depressing,"  Terry  said.  'I 
couldn't  talk,  and  in  three 
weeks  I  lost  40  pounds.  I'd  look 
out  my  window  and  see  spring 
bringing  everything  to  life  while 
it  seemed  my  own  was  simply 
disintegrating."  After  getting 
off  the  respirator  Terry  began 
to  overcome  the  shock  of  his 
accident. 

"There's  really  no  way  to 
describe  how  traumatic  it  was," 
Terry  said.  "I  was  so  physical- 
ly drained  that  I  had  no  emo- 
tional strength.  As  I  started  to 
get  better  I  regained  my  emo- 
tions and  started  rediscovering 
myself.  I  was  a  totally  new 
person." 

After  his  hospitalization 
Terry  went  to  Birmingham, 
Alabama,  for  rehabilitation 
where  he  was  taught  the  current 
living  techniques  for  the 
paralyzed.  He  then  began  adap- 


ting to  a  new  style  of  living. 

"You  never  snap  back,"  he 
states.  "You  have  to  start  from 
where  you  are,  and  slowly,  very 
slowly,  things  change  back  to  a 
normal  life." 

"I  had  grown  to  feel  like  a 
machine,"  he  contiunes,  "with 
doctors  talking  about  my  heart 
and  blood  pressure  in  a  way 
similar  to  a  couple  of  men 
discussing  the  engine  of  a 
Chevy.  It  was  hard  to  start  feel- 
ing like  a  person  again, 
discovering  a  personality,  tastes 
in  clothing,  etc.,  when  for  such 
a  long  time  my  only  goal  was  in 
staying  alive." 

Being  the  fighter  that  he  is, 
Terry  accomplished  that  goal, 
even  making  it  to  his  gradua- 
tion at  Highland  during  his 
rehabilitation  period. 

"It's  not  courage  so  much  as 
it  is  simply  wanting  to  live," 
Terry  states.  "I  have  a  strong 
desire  to  live;  I  love  life  and  am 
more  ambitious  now  than  I  was 
before  the  accident." 

Before,  Terry  had  wanted  to 
major  in  computer  science  and 
business,  and  work  with  his 


father  in  "Wilks  Publications." 
He  also  wanted  to  join  the  gym- 
nastics team  here  at  Southern 
though  he  claims  he  was  never 
"super  good." 

Now,  he's  working  on  a 
degree  in  mechanical  engi- 
neering, following  his  enjoy- 
ment of  design,  and  hopes  to 
finish  it  up  at  Georgia  Tech. 

"I've  always  wanted  to  be  an 
engineer,"  Terry  asserts,  "and 
I  decided  that  it  would  be  bet- 
ter for  me  to  go  for  something 
I  really  wanted  than  something 
I  felt  I  ought  to  do." 

His  interests,  Terry  main- 
tains, have  not  changed 
dramatically.  He  simply  found 
new  ways  to  enjoy  them.  He 
loves  horses  and  someday 
hopes  to  breed  and  raise  them. 

Terry  is  also  an  artist.  He 
draws  with  a  pencil  in  his 
mouth,  with  his  face  six  inches 
from  the  easel,  a  fact  his  talent 
has  not  suffered  from. 

Yet  despite  the  adjustments 
that  he  has  made,  Terry  has 
often  wondered  "Why  me?" 
and  has  experienced  times  of 
bitterness  directed  at  the  seem- 


ing unfairness  of  his  physical 
handicaps,  but  adds  that  he 
tries  not  to  think  about  such 
things  anymore. 

"They  say  not  facing  the 
facts  is  bad,"  he  said,  "but 
sometimes  it  is  necessary-in 
order  to  keep  persevering. 

Since  the  accident,  Terry 
believes  that  his  spiritual  life 
has  become  more  realistic.  "I 
see  God  as  my  partner  and  aid, 


more  than  an  imperial  to 
serve,"  he  states. 

I  feel  God  has  given  me  a  set 
of  general  guidelines,  "  said 
Terry,  "and  wants  me  to  find 
my  own  way  in  them." 

Terry  is  determined  to  suc- 
ceed in  his  future,  whichever 
direction  it  takes. 

"Life  has  dealt  me  a  hard 
blow,"  he  admits,  "but  it  can't 
stop  me  from  living." 


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GENERAL 

2552  HOT  LINE:Sports!  SA 
Activites!  Chapel  Programs! 
Who's  playing  each  evening? 
Who's  in  first  place?  What's 
going  on  for  chapel?  What's 
happening  Sabbath  afternoon 
and  Saturday  night?  Be  inform- 
ed by  dialing  2552,  and 
remember  that  for  all  you  do 
this  line's  for  you. 

The  International  Club  will 
have  Sabbath  School  in  Sum- 
merour  Hall,  room  105  this 
coming  Sabbath,  Oct.  6,  at  9:30 
a.m.  This  will  be  a  regularly 
meeting  Sabbath  School  for  the 
rest  of  the  school  year. 

Start  thinking  about  Christmas 
gifts  now.  I  have  a  beautiful 
selection  of  handmade  and 
carved  Lazy  Susans  on  swivel 
bases.  Sizes  range  from  7  inches 
to  14  inches  and  prices  range 
from  $12.00  to  $28.00.  Orders 
are  coming  in  fast  so  order 
now.  Call  Roy  at  396-3525,  or 
write  Roy  Weeden,  P.O.  Box 
914,  Collegedale,  TN  37315. 


Hunter  Museum  of  Art  is  kick- 
ing off  its  1984-85  Rhythms 
Southeast  Concerts  series  with 
a  performance  of  jazz,  blues 
and  boogie  by  Erwin  Heifer's 
Friends,  featuring  vocalists 
Angela  Brown.  The  event  is  set 
for  8:00  on  Saturday  night,  Oc- 
tober 13  in  the  Museum 
auditorium  on  Bluff  View. 
Tickets  are  now  on  sale  at  the 
Museum,  $4  for  members, 
students  and  senior  citizens, 
and  $6  general. 

Wanted:  Arts  and  Crafts  per- 
sons! We  want  people  who 
handcraft  work  in  traditional  or 
contemporary  Arts  &  Crafts  to 
participate  in  the  Blaine  Arts  & 
Crafts  Seventh  Annual  Fall 
Festival,  November  3rd.  Call 
for  more  information  Billie  C. 
Freeman  at  933-3463  or 
933-3463,  or  Judy  Bullis  at 
933-1743. 


Foresight 


YEARBOOK  PICTURES 
Underclassmen  retakes  will  be 
taken  October  17  from  10-12 
noon  and  3-6  p.m.  in  the  Stu- 
dent Center.  If  you  did  not  get 
your  picture  taken  by  Olan 
Mills  at  registration,  be  sure  to 
sign  up  at  the  Memories  office 
for  a  sitting.  You  will  NOT  be 
charged.  Also,  if  you  are  not 
happy  with  your  proofs,  you 
may  have  your  picture  retaken 
for  a  fee  of  $1.75. 

SENIOR  PORTRAITS 
Senior  portraits  will  be  taken 
October  14  and  15  from  1-6 
p.m.  Sign  up  at  the  Memories 
office  for  a  sitting.  You  will 
NOT  be  charged  for  proofs. 

The  Division  of  Nursing 
presents  Jean  Cates,  Ed.D.  in 
"Assertiveness  for  Nurses" 
Thursday  evening,  October  4, 
6-8  p.m.,  Mazie  Herin  Hall, 
Rm.  103.  Participants  will  leam 
how  to  cope  in  the  leadership 
role  at  this  the  third  program  in 
the  Florence  Oliver  Anderson 
Nursing  Series,  1984-85. 

HEARTLAND 
October  6,  1984,  8:00  p.m. 
This  higly  acclaimed  film  of 
1981  portrays  ranch  life  on  the 
Wyoming  frontier  in  1910.  Not 
the  usual  western  cowboys  or 
outlaws,  it  is  instead  a  study  of 
human  emotions  and  of  sur- 
vival in  a  hostile  environment. 
The  film  will  be  shown  in  the 
Thatcher  Hall  worship  room. 

A  Fall  flea  market  is  planned  by 
the  Symphony  Guild,  sup- 
porters of  the  Symphony  Or- 
chestra at  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists,  Sun- 
day, October  14,  from  9  a.m. 
to  4  p.m.  in  the  two  parking 
lots  near  J.  Mabel  Wood  Hall 
on  the  Collegedale  campus.  For 
more  information  or  to  reserve 
a  space,  individuals  may  call 
396-2124  or  396-2995. 


The  Scholarship  Bank  has  an- 
nounced ten  new  scholarship 
programs  that  are  currently  ac- 
cepting applications  from  col- 
lege students.  See  the  Testing 
and  Counseling  Center  for 
more  information. 

This  Fall  FM  90.5  WSMC  con- 
tinues SOUTHERN  COL- 
LEGE RECITAL  HALL,  a 
series  of  concerts  featuring 
musicians  of  Southern  College 
of  Seventh-day  Adventists.  The 
concerts  begin  on  Sunday,  Oc- 
tober 7th  at  12:15  p.m.  with 
music  of  Potilenc  and  Saint- 
Seans  performed  by  the  college 
orchestra  and  combined  choirs 
under  the  direction  of  Orlo 
Gilbert.  Succeeding  programs 
on  SOUTHERN  COLLEGE 
RECITAL  HALL  will  feature 
the  Southern  College  Band, 
Chorale,  Die  Meistersinger 
Male  Chorus,  and  the  Col- 
legedale Caroliers.  Piano,  tuba, 
violin,  cello  and  voice  soloists 
will  also  be  featured  on  the 
programs. 


PERSONAL 

Mike  and  Dave, 

It's  just  not  the  same  without 

y'all.    I'll   be   down    before 

forever,  and  believe  me,  you'U 

know    when    "The    Boss" 


Letters. 


THE  "TRUE  ISSUES" 
Dear  Editor, 

This  letter  is  in  response  to 
your  last  issue's  publication  of 
a  letter  from  Valerie  Boston. 
She  apparently  is  not  informed 
about  the  "true  issues"  that  are 
involved  in  both  macroecono- 
mics as  well  as  our  country's 
system  of  politics. 

She  says,  in  essence,  that 
Reagan's  economic  policies  aid 
the  rich  and  hinder  or  deprive 
fhe  poor.  Is  she  totally  unaware 
that  the  number  one  enemy  of 
the  poor  is  a  high  inflation  rate? 
Reagan  has  only  cut  the  infla- 
tion rate  by  better  than  fify  per- 


cent. What  more  is  he  to  do 
help  them  in  this  regard,  short 
of  handing  out  meal  tickets 
She  also  criticizes  the  fact  that 
he  was  an  actor  and  is  able  to 
communicate  with  great  expet- 
tise.  Does  she  desire  another 
president  that  keeps  us  in  the 
dark  about  his  policies  and 
can't  communicate  effectively? 
Also,  what's  wrong  with  con- 
centrating  on  the  good  in 
America  instead  of  dwelling  on 
the  bad.  Didn't  someone  once 
say  that  a  positive  outlook  wil] 
bring  a  positive  outcome? 

In  closing,  please  let  us  open 
our  minds  to  the  whole  story 
before  we  begin  to  pick  at  the 
details. 

Jeff  Potter 


Craig 
P.S.  The  same  goes  for  you- 
Wurl,  Ciuffardi,  Miller, 
Hendersons,  and  Rice. 


LMT, 

I  know  absence  makes  the  heart 
grow  fonder,  but  don't  you 
think  this  is  getting  a  little 
ridiculous?  I'm  looking  for- 
ward to  what  the  new  year  will 
bring. 

Love  always, 
CCC 


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Being  the  Expression  of  the  Students 

of 

Southern  Missionary  College 


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34%  INCREASE  IN  COLLEGE 
io*  INCREASE  IN  TOTAL 

Faculty  Increased  by  Ten  New  Membe 


ogv.  chemistry, 

Mr.  Boynton  is  also 
sponsor    of   the-   Collegedale 
lary  Volunteer  Society, 
i  Southwestern  Junior  College 
Professor  S.  W.  Dake,  teacher 
f  business  administration,  and  acad- 
my  algebra  and  geometry.    Professor 
offering     Dike  was  formerly  the  manager  of  the 
planing  mill  at  Kecne,  Texas. 

if  the  Health  Service  and 

also  physical  education  teacher  is  Miss 

Mi!d-cd  Ec-Jii  af  Andrew,  Sowel.  Clio- 

of  Robert 


Miss  Elaine  Giddings  from  Heidel- 
berg College,  South  Africa,  heads  the 
Department   of  English   and   Speech. 
The  similarity  of  the  school  at  South- 
ern   Missionary    College    to    that    of 
Helderbcrg  was  noted  by  Miss  Gid- 
dings as  one  of  her  first  reasons  tor  lik- 
ing Collegedale.  Physical  culture  is  the 
hobby  of  the  English  department  head. 
Coming  from  New  York  State  to 
head  the  Department  of  Home  Eco- 
nomics is  Miss  Lois  Lurile  Heiser.   A 
graduate  of  Atlantic  Union  College, 
the  importance  of 
young  men  and  young  women 
mg   the   fundamentals   of   home 
'lusiistic  sport  fan, 
larly  enjoys  roller 


Then. 


Editorial 


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STAFF 


The  Southern  Accent 


EDITORIAL  STAFF: 

Jack  Daraall,  Elaine  Giddings,  Otis  Graves,  Eddie  Greek,  Rheva 
Groat,  Page  HaskeU,  Ramira  Steen,  Robert  Swafford. 

REPORTERS: 

Frances  Andrews,  Betty  Clayton,  Martha  Cooper,  Genevieve 
Derden,  Corinne  Dortch,  Catherine  Easly,  Jeanne  Greer,  Dorothy 
Hannum,  Lucia  Lee,  Uldine  McDonald,  Shirley  Preston,  Dorothy 
Pervis,  Kay  Ritchie,  Eloise  Rogers,  Bill  Shakespeare,  Jonna  Smith, 
Betty  Stephenson,  Doris  Taylor,  Dorothy  Webb. 

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McDonald,  Jimmie  Lou  Westerfield, 

TYPISTS: 

Frances  Andrews,  Genevieve  Dearden,  Jacque  Evans. 


Now. . . 


The  First  Editorial 
written  by  Frances  Andrews 


The  purpose  of  the  Southern  Accent  during  the  current  school 
year  is  to  give  wide  coverage  of  the  news  and  activities  of  Southern 
Missionary  College.  Friends  and  parents  of  students  will  be  kept 
informed  of  happenings  on  the  campus,  and  students  themselves 
will  learn  of  events  with  which  they  are  unfamiliar. 

As  the  size  of  our  college  increases,  and  the  number  of  activities 
grows,  constant  improvements  will  be  made  in  the  paper.  We  an- 
ticipate maintaining  the  same  size  and  grade  of  paper  as  we  now 
have,  with  as  many  cuts  and  cartoons  as  possible. 

Therefore,  support  the  paper  representing  your  interests  at 
Southern  Missionary  College.  We  need  1700,  but  hope  for  2000 
subscriptions.  The  campaign  for  subscription  *  (sic)  ends  October 
31.  If  you  haven 't  received  a  letter,  send  in  the  attached  blank. 
We  want  you  to  know  what's  happening  at  Southern  Missionary 
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COLLEGEDALE 
INTERIORS 


Specialists  in  commercial 

and  institutional  carpets, 

furniture  and  furnishings 

COLLEGEDALE  INTERIORS,  INC- 

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Collegedale,  Tennessee  37315 

Phone  (615)  396-2188 


October  Is. . . . 


BUSINESS  CLUB  PLANS 
FOR  COMING  YEAR 


I E.  O*  Grundset 

•A  blaze  of  autumnal  glory;  the 
|  trees  in  our  surrounding  ridges 
I  and  valleys  are  bursting  into. 
I  eolor-the  maples  crimson  red. 
I  the  oaks  maroon  and  golden 
crown,  the  hickories  all  shades 
of  orange  and  yellow,  and 
■smaller  trees  such  as  sumac  and 
sweet  gum  punctuating  the 
scene  with  fiery  red,  pink,  and 
(even  purple.  No  where  in  the 
world  is  there  such  a  sight  as  an 
nerican  autumn-foreigners 
nd  natives  alike  are  constant- 
Ay  amazed. 

(►Teachers  unexpectedly  in- 
troducing The  Project;  just 
when  students  were  catching  on 
now  to  survive  quizzes,  lab 
periods,  reports,  collateral 
ading,  and  notebooks,  here 
come  detailed  and  lengthy  in- 
uctions  on  how  to  produce 
he  ubiquitous  project,  a  device 
intended  to  'enhance  one's  ap- 
preciation and  give  meaning  to 
this  course.'  Uh,  Uta! 

[•Fruit  stands  bulging  with 
baskets  of  apples  and  piles  of 
■pumpkins,  sacks  of  potatoes 
land  onions,  jugs  of  cider,  and 
■bunches  of  muscadine  grapes. 


"  Baseball  play-offs,  the  World 
Series,  college  and  professional 
football  reaching  new  heights 
of  excitement  (with  basketball 
nudging  in  gradually),,  and  on 
top  of  all  that  the  presidential, 
congressional,  and  local 
political  races  vying  for  our  at- 
tention with  debates,  speeches 
and  haranguing  arguments. 
What  ecstasy  it  will  be  to  turn 
on  the  TV  without  some  smil- 
ing politician  saying,  "My 
fellow  Americans  ..." 

*Cobl,  crisp  weather  (we  notice 
little  pick-up  trucks  already 
delivering  loads  of  wood  for 
fireplaces  to  plan-ahead 
households)  and  hazy  wisps  of 
smoke  starting  to  curl  over 
houses;  with  the  cooler  weather 
students  finally  have  a  chance 
to  wear  those  new  geometric- 
patterned  sweaters,  jackets,  and 
trousers— many  of  them  equip- 
ped with  clever  vents,  pleats, 
and  little  useless  pockets  all 
over. 

•The  Fall  Festival  .  .  .  black 
cats  .  .  .  jack  o" lanterns! 


JTShim 

The  Business  Club  has 
started  signing  up  members. 
For  five  dollars  one  will  be 
issued  a  share  (membership 
card)  that  will  entitle  the  holder 
"to  all  rights,  privileges  and  ac- 
tivities for  the  1984-85  fiscal 
year"  of  the  local  Business 
Club,"  said  the  recently-elected 
President,  John  Brownlow. 

At  the  last  club  chapel, 
(Thursday  September  27)  the 
Division  of  Business  and  Office 
Administration  intended  to 
elect  nine  members  to  the  Ad- 
visory Board  from  the  seven- 
teen on  the  ballot.  Since  there 
was  a  tie  there  are  ten  people  on 
the  Board.  They  met  Monday, 
October  1,  to  elect  officers 
from  among  themselves. 

The  officers  of  the  club  are 
John  Brownlow,  President; 
Susie  Crabtree,  Executive  Vice- 
President  and  Public  Relations; 
Steve  Wilson,  Vice-President 


for  Finance;  Garth  Thoresen, 
Vice-President  for  Social  Ac- 
tivities; Donald  Chase,  Vice- 
President  for  Religious  Affairs; 
Chip  Cannon,  Vice-President 
for  Records;  Mike  Dickerhof f , 
Gary  Howe,  Bobby  Kendall 
and  Mike  Waller,  Advisory 
Board  Members.  Sponsors  are 
Richard  Erickson  and  Dan 
Rozell. 

To  the  accusation  that  the 
dues  this  year  are  a  dollar  over 
last  year's,  the  President 
responded,  "But  they're  going 
to  get  a  lot  more  for  then- 
money  than  last  year." 

"We're  excited  about  the 
coming  year,"  said  President 
Brownlow  on  election  day. 
When  asked  what  he  had 
planned,  Brownlow  was  not 
very  enthused  about  being 
quoted  since  he  had  had  little 
time  to  confirm  arrangements. 
However,     some     of     the 


possibilities  to  be  investigated 
and  planned  are  the  following: 
Business  Club  Weekend  Retreat 
at  Fall  Creek  Falls,  Christmas 
party,  vespers  in  the  Student 
Center  and  faulty  residences, 
fall-colors  train  trip,  excursion 
to  Stone  Mountain  for  laser 
show,  benefit  film,  etc. 

Last  Saturday  night,  the  first 
Business  Club-sponsored  activi- 
ty occurred  in  the  Talge  Hall 
rec  room.  Refreshments  were 
served  to  about  eighty  people 
who  populated  the  room  that 
night.  The  main  activity  was  the 
showing  of  the  video  Mr. 
Mom-  a  hilarious  exposition  of 
modern  role  reversal. 

These  plans  were  made 
within  the  first  one  hundred 
minutes  of  the  Brownlow  Ad- 
ministration, making  the 
outlook  for  bigger  and  better 
things  exciting.  With  this  in 
mind,  the  Business  Club  en- 
courages you  to  sign  up. 


Mind  Conditioning  Seminar  Scheduled 


Southern  College  Orchestra  Regroups 


Sheila  Elwln  direct  the  group  for  the  G.C. 

With  the  start  of  a  new  this  summer  in  New  Orleans, 

■school  year,  the  Southern  Col-  Louisiana. 

liege    orchestra    has    again  Also  on  the  future  agenda  is 

I  regrouped.  The  S.C.  orchestra  a  return  to  the  Orient.  Though 

lis  unlike  the  average  college  definite  destinations  have  not 

lorchestra,  yet  been  determined,  the  plans 

In    1967,    Professor  Orlo  are  being  set  for  the  summer  of 

I  Gilbert,  conductor,  started  the  1986. 

IgroupwithdmylSinexperienc-  This  school  year's  schedule 

led    string    and    woodwind  will  be  as  follows:  Oct.   13- 

players.  Since  then,  careful  nur-  Pop's  Concert,  Oct.  20-Atlanta 

ing  has  expanded  the  or-  Medical   Meeting,   Oct.   26- 

ichestra    to     the     66-piece  Pisgah/Fletcher  tour,  Nov.  15- 

organization  it  is  today.  Chapel  concert,  Nov.  17-Home 

Now  acquiring  a  worldwide  concert  with  guest  artist,  Dec. 

putation,  the  group  has,  since  7-Cbristmas  Concert,  Mar.  1 5- 

[1979,  visited  Korea,  Japan,  Florida         tour,         Mar. 

Phillipines,   Taiwan,   Hong  20-Collegedale  chruch  service, 

Kong,   Thailand,   Singapore,  April  21-Dmner  concert. 


Australia,  Fiji,  New  Zealand, 

Hawaii,  Russia,  and  Romania. 

The   travels   aren't   over, 


The  concert  scheduled  for. 
November  17  will  include  guest 
violinist  Kenneth  Sarch  from 


f  though.  Gilbert  has  been  asked  Winchester    Conservatory. 

by  Elder  Charles  L.  Brooks,  Sarch  has  performed  nation- 

i  General  Conference  Associate  wide,  and  in  Canada,  Israel, 

Director  for  Sabbath  Schools,  and  South  America. 
I  to  take  the  orchestra  and  form        Also  featured  with  the  or- 

the  nucleus  of  a  world  wide  chestra  this  year  is  one  of  its 

|  symphony.  Brooks,  who  is  also  own  members,  Kevin  ComwelL 

in  charge  of  all  music  for  the  principal  bassoonist.  Cornwell 

upcoming  General  Conference  is  a  sophmore  music  major  and 

1  session,  requested  that  Gilbert  will  solo  in  several  concerts. 

I  Absence  is  to  love  what  wind  is  to  fire;  it 

extinguishes  the  small,  it  enkindles  the  great. 

Comte  De  Bussy-Rabutin 


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Steve  Morris 

Professor  Joseph  L.  Correa, 
an  educator  and  well-known 
speaker  from  Peru,  South 
America,  will  be  conducting  a 
seminar  on  mind  conditioning 
as  it  relates  to  today's  Chris- 
tians at  the  Apison  SDA 
Church  School  Auditorium  this 
weekend. 

"People  are  being  pro- 
grammed and  manipulated  by 
many  things  in  today's  socie- 
ty," says  Correa.  "There  is  so 
much  deception  going  on  in  the 
area  of  mind  conditioning  that 
we  want  to  make  people  aware 
of  what  is  really  happening." 

Correa,  who  has  a  Master's 
degree  in  music  education  and 
psychology,  along  with  his  wife 
Lindy,  has  done  extensive 
research  on  the  subject  of  men- 
tal health  and  human  behavior. 
Consequently,  he  offers  insight, 
information,  and  counsel  in  the 
area  of  positive  Christain 
motivation. 

Four  different  presentations 
will  be  made,  one  on  Friday 
evening  at  7:00  p.m.  and  three 
on  Sabbath  at  9:30  and  11:00 
a.m.  and  5  p.m.  The  final 


presentation  on  Sabbath  after- 
noon, entitled  "St.  George  and 
the  Dragon,"  is  an  informative, 
multi-media  program  revealing 
deceptions  ranging  from  con- 
temporary Christian  music  to 
games  such  as  Dungeons  and 
Dragons, 

The  seminar  is  intended  to  be 
useful  for  Christians  desiring  to 
build  a  strong  personal  relation- 
ship with  God  and  replacing 
negative  atitudes  and  thinking 
for  a  more  positive  successful 
life. 

"Anyone  wanting  to  reduce 
their  lukewarmness  and  lack  of 
interest  in  spiritual  things, 
should  not  miss  this  seminar," 
states  Mrs.  Correa,  who  along 
with  her  husband  has  given  this 
instruction  to  Christians  all 
over  the  U.S.  and  win  be  travel- 
ing to  Rome,  Italy,  next  week 
to  conduct  a  seminar  there. 

The  seminar  is  free,  open  to 
the  public,  and  intended  to  be 
of  interest  to  all  age  groups. 
The  auditorium  is  located  on 
Bates  Road  near  the  intersec- 
tion of  Brainerd  Road  and 
Apison  Pike  about  three  miles 
from  Collegedale. 


U.S.  Department  of  Transportation 


The  rampaging  typhoon 
that  smashed  Guam  on 
May  22. 1976  isn't  on  the 
frontpages  anymore.  But 
it  will  be  a  long  time  before 
the  people  of  Guam  forget 
it  And  it  will  be  a  long  time 
before  Red  Crass  forgets  it 
Because  we  were  there ,  too. 

Believe  it  or  not  Guam 
was  only  one  of  30,000 
disaster;  in  the  last  12 
months  where  we  were 
called  on  for  major  hdp. 

whldifs  the  reason  our 
disaster  funds  are  disas- 
trously low  And  an  impor- 
tant reason  why  we  need 
your  continued  support. 
Help  us.  Because  the 
things  we  do  really  help.  In 
your  own  neighbomood. 


Anda 


And  the  world. 


s  America. 


Guam. 

counted 

onus. 


DRINKING  AND  DRIVING 
CAN  KILL  A  FRIENDSHIP 


Annual  Pops  Concert 
This  Saturday 


U 


"America  1984"  will  be  the 
central  theme  for  music  to  be 
presented  next  Saturday  night 
by  four  major  musical  groups 
at  Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists. 

The  Southern  College  Pops 
Concert  at  8:15  p.m.  on  Oc- 
tober 13,  in  the  Physical  Educa- 
tion Building,  is  a  program  in 
the  Artist-Adventure  Series  on 
the  Collegedale  campus. 

The  66-member  Symphony 
Orchestra,  directed  by  Orlo 
Gilbert,  will  lead  off  with  "The 
Star  Spangled  Banner"  and  "A 
Star  Spangled  Spectacular"  in 
the  first  segment.  "Brian's 
Song,"  "Yesterday,"  and 
"Dance  of  the  Comedians"  are 
also  planned. 

"Step  to  the  Rear,"  "Save 
the  Bones  of  Henry  Jones,"  "If 
1  Had  a  Hammer,"  and  "Blue 
Skies"  are  some  of  the  popular 
numbers  in  the  repertoire  of  the 
Chamber  Singers.  The  mixed- 
voice  group  is  composed  of  two 
dozen  students  led  by  Dr.  Don 
Runyan. 


'  'A  bunch  of  Southern  songs 
which  take  care  of  some  re- 
quests" will  be  played  by  the 
Concert  Band,  according  to  Pat 
Silver,  conductor.  "Dixie," 
"Chattanooga  Choo-Choo," 
"Carolina  in  the  Morning"  and 
"Alabama  Jubilee"  are  a  few 
of  them.  A  march,  "The 
Southerner,"  as  well  as  selec- 
tions from  the  musical,  "An- 
nie," will  be  included.  Over  80 
members  are  in  the  band. 

The  fourth  campus  musical 
organization  on  the  progarm 
will  be  Die  Meistersinger,  led  by 
Dr.  Marvin  L.  Robertson, 
chairman  of  the  Divison  of 
Music  at  Southern  College.  Ty- 
ing in  directly  with  the  Statue  of 
Liberty  stage  setting,  the  male 
chorus  will  be  singing,  "Give 
Me  Your  Tired,  Your  Poor." 
Other  numbers  are  "Once  in 
Love  With  Amy,""One  of 
Those  Songs,"  and  as  finale, 
"Battle  Hymn  of  the 
Republic." 

General  admission  is  $1  at 
the  door. 


The  greatest  of  faults,  I  should 

say,  is  to  be  conscious  of  none. 

Thomas  Carlyle 


Fall   Religion   Retreat 
A     Success 


The  same  weekend  that  the 
SM  Club  held  its  fall  retreat, 
the  Southern  Ministries 
Association  held  its  own. 
Braving  the  cold  weather,  the 
Division  of  Religion  and  the 
religion  majors'  club  co- 
sponsored  a  retreat  last 
weekend  at  Hidden  Valley 
Youth  Camp  in  Apison.  Along 
with  the  blessings  of  a  relaxing 
weekend  of  fellowship,  those 
attending  were  refreshed  by 
Elder  Warren  Johns'  presenta- 
tions on  the  unique  blending  of 
theology  and  geology.  Friday 
night  the  speaker  demonstrated 
Adventist's  distinctive  roots  are 
in  God's  creative  powers  and 
His  promised  second  coming. 
Thus  the  importance  of  our- 
name  Seventh-day  comes  from 
Genesis,  and  the  name  Adven- 
tist  comes  from  Revelation. 

Following  a  chilly  evening, 
we  gathered  for  Sabbath  School 
in  the  warm  dining  hall  the  next 
morning.  The  adult  Sabbath 
School  was  presented  by  a 
panel  of  students,  moderated 


by  Dale  Morgan.  Many  cob- 
mented  that  it  was  the  highlit" 
of  the  weekend. 

Sabbath  afternoon  was  speal 
in  fellowship  and  free  tiro. 
allowing  the  retreat  to  achieve 
its  goal-a  time  to  escape  fro" 
the  frantic  pace  of  college  a 
to  commune  with  our  Creator. 
After  this  time  of  leisure,  El* 
Johns  presented  "10,000  VoW 
in  Nature,"  in  which  he  dn» 
analogies  and  lessons  which  o* 
can  learn  by  observing  G»» 
creatures.  All  enjoyed  his  at* 
ty  to  relate  to  "the  children" 
all  ages"  during  this  spec"1 
"children  hour". 

Upon  reflection  during  t" 
final  devotional  on  Sun« 
morning,  several  8* 
testimonies  to  the  rededica"  ' 
redirection,  and  renewed  ^ 
spiration  gained  durins 
retreat.  As  we  said  our  8°* 
byes  to  our  guest,  we. ha* 
him  for  bringing  us  a  mes» 
of  both  revival^ 
reassurance  in  God's  renin 
church's  message. 


TCm^Hiang^nnalizeo 


Tom  Hunter 

As  of  July  1, 1982,  Southern 
Missionary  College  will  be  no 
more.  In  a  meeting  held  Tues- 
day, February  16,  the  Board  of 
Trustees  voted  unamimously  to 
change  the  name  of  the  institu- 
tion to  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists. 

Of  the  19  members  present, 
all  were  in  favor  of  the  name 
chosen.  Also  present  at  the 
meeting  were  about  50 
members  of  the  Committee  of 
100  and  20  or  so  faculty 
members.  In  a  general  vote 
taken,  all  but  two  were  oppos- 
ed to  the  name  chosen,  but  all 
;ere  in  favor  of  change. 

Reasons  given  for  the  name 
change  included  the  problem 
I  some  graduates  were  having  on 
I  job  searches  with  the  word 
I  "missionary",  as  employers 
■  were  concerned  that  students 
■were  trained  for  oversea  mis- 
Ision  work  instead  of  recogniz- 
ling  SMC  as  the  liberal  arts  col- 
llege  which  it  is.  Another  reason 
I  given  by  Dr.  Wayne  Thurber, 


College  Public  Relations  Direc- 
tor, was  that  when  trying  to  get 
various  foundations  to  donate 
money  to  the  school  they  are 
apprehensive  about  the  word 
"missionary." 

The  name  was  derived  from 
a  suggestion  by  a  name  change 
committee  headed  by  Bryan 
Strayer— Southeastern  College. 
The  name  was  shortened  to 
Southern  for  a  couple  of 
reasons  according  to  SMC 
President  Frank  Knittel;  the 
first  reason  being  that  the  union 
in  which  our  college  is  situated 
includes  more  than  the 
southeast  region  of  the  country; 
the  second  being  to  avoid  con- 
fusion with  the  new 
Southeastern  Conference  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists. 

Dr.  Knittel  reported  that  he 
will  fully  support  the  name 
change  decision.  When  ques- 
tioned about  the  student  reac- 
tion to  the  change  Knittel 
said, "There  is  always  an  initial 
adverse  reaction  when  an  in- 


stitution changes  its  name," 
and  cited  a  similar  discordant 
attitude  which  existed  when 
Emmanuel  Missionary  College 
changed  its  name  to  Andrews 
Univeristy  in  the  past. 

When  speaking  about  the  ap- 
parent length  of  the  name  com- 
pared to  the  present  one  Knit- 
tel says,"l  anticipate  that  an 
abbreviated  version.  Southern 


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So  why  put  your  hard-earned 
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or  Southern  College,  will 
become  common  vocabulary. ' ' 
Knittel  also  feels  that  the  addi- 
tion of  "Seventh-day  Adven- 
tists" to  the  end  of  the  name  is 
no  major  concern  as  several 
other  church  related  institu- 
tions, hospitals,  etc.,  have  this 
addition  to  their  names. 
Thurber  reported  that  this 
name  change  idea  has  been  an- 
ticipated  for   three   or   four 


years. 

The  general  reaction  of  the 
students  is  one  of  strong  op- 
position. Soon  after  the  name 
change  was  voted  on,  before 
the  faculty-board  banquet, 
which  followed  the  board  <fl 
meeting,  was  over,  more  than 
700  students  had  signed  a  peti- 
tion that  asked  the  board  to 
reconsider  its  decision. 

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Era  Ends  as  Talge  Hall  Comes  Down 


The  old  makes  way  for  the 
new,  and  an  era  ends  as  Talge 
Hall  comes  down  at  Southern 
Missionary  College. 

Talge  Hall,  named  after  Mr. 
John  H.  Talge  of  Indiana,  has 
been  razed  at  SMC,  and  a  new 
library  will  go  up  in  its  place. 
Shortly  after  having  moved  the 
college  to  its  present  site  from 
Graysville,  the  College  Board 
planned  a  new  men's  dormitory, 
to  be  started  in  1918  and  finish- 
ed in  1919. 

The  men  lived  in  what  was 
called  the  "Yellow  House,"  (the 
Thatcher  Mansion),  in  tent 
houses,  and  in  an  old  make- 
shift dormitory.  Part  of  the 
money  for  the  new  dormitories 
was  provided  by  the  General 
Conference,  hut  it  was  insuffi- 

Mn.  lilva  Gardner  writes  in 
her  history  that  World  War  I 
had  interfered  in  raising  funds 
and  getting  necessary  help  to 
complete  the  building  in  time  for 
the  opening  of  the  fall  school 
term  in  1919. 

"BhV'  Mrfi.  Gardner  con- 
tinues, "the  two  union  presi- 
dents, Elder  Branson  and  Elder 
Wight,  called  in  most  of  the 
workers  in  the  two  unions  con- 
ference for  a  'workers  bee*  to 
help  erect  the  new  building.  All 
who  could  leave  their  work  came 
with  overalls,  hammers,  and 
saws.  The  fifty  that  responded 
lived  in  tents  while  erecting  the 
new  dormitory.  These  were 
joined  by  a  few  volunteer  work- 
ers. One  of  the  men,  who  had  a 
broken  arm,  still  did  his  part  in 
planning  the  work  and  over- 
seeing the  enterprise.  No  archi- 
tect was  employed. 

"The    lumber    used    in    the 

Billy  Sunday  Tabernacle  in 
Atlanta.  The  men  pulled  out  the 
nails,  straightened  pounds  of 
them,  then  found  they  couldn't 
use  the  nails  because  they 
couldn't  be  driven  into  the  hard 
wood.  It  was  while  these  men 
were  building  the  dormitory  that 
they  heard  the  November  11, 
1918,  Armistice  Day  excitement 


in  Chattanooga,  18  miles  away. 

"When   the   funds    for  the 

dormitory  ran  out  early  in  1919, 

the  work  was  at  a  standstill,  but 

the  rooms  on  the  upper  floors 
while  the  first  floors  < 

men's  parlor  was  on  the  first 
floor.  It  also  served  as  the 
college  chapel  and  «4mrch,  The 
chapel  benches  were  made  of 
strips  of  flooring  nailed  onto 
standards  made  of  rough  boards. 

used  for  several  years. " 

helping  take  the  nails  out  of  the 
lumber  and  by  Unking  it  and 
doing  other  fobs  suitable  to 
their  ability.  The  dumiiloty  was 

year  with  great  sacrifice  because 
of  the  depression  of  1920-22. 

At  the  Founders  Day  pro- 
gram of  October  12,  1951,  the 

Talge  Hall  The  1928  yearbook 
had  been  dedicated  to  "Mr. 
Talge,  whose  interest  in'  the 
growth  and  development  of 
Southern  Junior  College, 
prompted  him  to  support  loyally 
the  founders  and  burden-bearers 
of  this  institution  in  those  crises 
where  the  challenge  brought 
from  him  such  abundant  and 
outstanding  liberality  that  the 
future  success  of  the  college 
must  always  be  due  in  no  small 
measure  to  his  generous  gifts." 
Mr.  Talge  died  March  12.1952. 

Over  the  period  of  his  life, 
after  passing  by  and  stopping  at 
CoUegedale    in    1917,    be   had 

of  dollars  and  materials  to  the 
college  from  the  Talge  Mahog- 
any Company  in  Indianapolis. 

dence  hall,  which  later  became 
Jones  Hall,  with  a  dresser,  a  bed, 
a  table  and  chair  for  each 
woman — at   that  time  50.  He 

had  a  rug.  In  1918  he  senta  car- 
load of  flooring  for  the  women's 
home.  When  the  women  moved 


of  ate 

college. 


Hag 

money  to  help  start  use  basket 
industry,  hripiug  to  erect  me 
holding  which  is  now  part  of 
the  broom  factory.  He  cordrib- 
uted  several  thousand  dollars  Id 
help   build  the  bam;  he  sent 


through  years.  AD  of  these  gifts 

school  was  struggling  to  survive. 
During  the  years  Mr.  Talge  and 
his  wif  e  became  memberu  of  the 
Seventh -day  Adventist  Church. 

There  was  nostalgia  m 
CoUegedale  as  the  wrecking 
crew  bought  down  Talge  Hatt. 
As  it  dSssatseaVtihnost  as  if  by 
a  hurricane  or  V— "*\  mixed 
auctions   filled  the  minds   of 

down.  It  had  served  long  and 
faithfully;  it  had  been  there  al- 
most exactly  50  years.'  It  had 
seen  thousands  of  young  men 
come  and  go;  it  had  served  its 
purposes  wefl,  and  now  h  made 
way  for  the  new.  An  era  was 


buildings,  and  a  new  look  to 
Southern  Missionary  College. 

With  its  long  veranda  and 
upper  porches,  with  the  beauti- 
ful evergreens  in  front,  and  with 
its  rough  hewn  stained-red  sid- 
ing, it  wiU  always  live  in  the 
memory  of  those  young  men 
who  lived  in  it 

Having  moved  into  what  was 
formerly  the  Women's  Resi- 
dence Hall,  the  young  men  wfll 
take  up  a  new  college  life  in  the 
fall    with    new    fmiroundings, 

It  will  not  be  the  same,  but  it  is 
progress,  which  is  SMCs  best 

tradition. 

August  19,  1968 


THERE  ARE  TWO  SIDES  TO  _ 
BECOMING  ANURSE  IN  THE  ARMY. 

I  And  they're  both  repre- 

I  sented  by  the  insignia  you  wear 
I  as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse 
I  Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left 
I  means  you're  part  of  a  health  care 
system  in  which  educational  and 
I  career  advancement  are  the  rule, 

.;«»  J  not  the  exception.  The  gold  bar  — _ - 

^le^htmeans  you  command  respect  as  an  Army  officer.  If  you  re 
earning TbSN,  write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities,  P.O.  Box  7713. 
Clifton,  N]  07015. 

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A  Dedication... 

In  keeping  with  the  theme  of  this  issue  the  Accent  Staff 
felt  that  it  would  be  a  good  idea  to  interview  the  very 
first  student  editor.  There  was  one  problem  with  this 
idea,  however:  to  Find  the  person.  First  of  all,  we  had 
to  checkout  the  bound  issues  in  the  SDA  Room  of  the 
McKee  Library.  After  going  through  the  first  few 
issues,  we  found  what  we  were  looking  for.  This 
reporter  wouldn't  have  to  go  very  far  to  track  the  first 
editor  down  for  an  interview.  The  very  first  student 
editor  of  our  school  paper  was  Frances  Andrews,  who 
is  currently  teaching  in  the  Communications  Depart- 
ment here  at  Southern  College.  Miss  Andrews  has  been 
part  of  the  college  for  nineteen  years  as  both  student 
and  teacher.  She  has  at  one  time  or  another  filled  nearly 
every  staff  position  on  the  paper.  The  Southern  Accent 
would  like  to  take  this  opportunity  to  dedicate  this 
anniversary  issue  to  Miss  Andrews. 


Abote:  The  stall  ot  our  school  p«per  meets  witb  Editor  Frances  Andrews  (right). 


An  Interview  With  Frances  Andrews 


ACCENT:  Miss  Andrews,        ACCENT:  Were  you  involv- 
how  did  you  become  the  editor?     ed  with  the  paper  all  four  years 
you  were  a  student? 


Were  you  elected? 


ANDREWS:  Yes,  during  my 


ANDREWS:     In      1945  r. 

Southern  Missionary  College     f°»r  y°™  al  ^-C.  I 

college.  The     ed"°^  l^mt  edltor'  and 
feature  writer. 


the 


became  a  senior 
enrollment  was  up  34  percent 
over  the  previous  year.  The  first 
two  issues  of  the  Southern  Ac- 
cent were  produced  by  the 
English  Composition  classes, 
under  the  direction  of  Elaine    but  it 
Geddings.  As  the  adviser  she        AfV™T.  „ 
checked   all  the  articles   for        ACCENT:  How  many  years 
writing  ability,  and  following    after  vou  graduated  did  you 
return  to  S.M.C.? 


ACCENT:  Did  you  get  paid 
for  being  the  editor? 

ANDREWS:  Not  one  dime, 
»  worth  it. 


issue  two  she  asked  n 
the  position  of  editor 


i  fill 


ANDREWS:   Four   years 

later,  in  1953.  I  was  hired  to 

the  paper    teacn  En8lish  and  Journalism. 

ACCENT:  How  soon  after 

your  return  were  you  chosen  as 

linotype"  machine^    the  Southern  Accent  adviser? 

the  type  line  by  line 


ACCENT:  When  you 
the  editor,  how 
typeset? 

ANDREWS:  The  type  < 


which 

on  strips  of  lead.  The  lead  is 
melted  and   impressed,   then 
cooled  till  it  is  solid.  The  paper    M.ss.onary   College   K.    A. 
s  typeset  by  the  College  Press    Wri»ht- who  was  tne  P^idem 


ANDREWS:   When   con- 
tacted to  come  to  Southern 


who  also  printed  the  paper  for 

ACCENT:  How  often  did 
the  paper  come  out? 

ANDREWS:  The  Southern 
Accent  came  out  every  two 
weeks.  We  never  had  a  late 


asked  me  if  I  would,  along  with 
my  teaching,  be  willing  to  fill 
the  position  of  adviser. 

ACCENT:  You  left  S.M.C.  a 
second  time,  correct?  When  did 
you  return  the  second  time? 


"real"  newspaper.  I  also 
preferred  the  weekly  produc- 
tion schedule. 

ACCENT:  What  year  did  the 
Southern  Accent  staff  first  use 
a  Compugraphic  machine? 

ANDREWS:  The  Student 
Association  acquired  the  first 
Compugraphic  in  1976.  The 
computer  age  had  arrived  at 
S.M.C. 

ACCENT:  Of  aU  the  posi- 
tions you've  filled  on  the  paper, 
which  one  did  you  like  the 
most? 

ANDREWS:  By  far,  editor, 
because  you  stay  more  in  touch 
with  the  student  body. 

ACCENT:  Which  position 
did  you  like  the  least? 

ANDREWS:  Almost 

everything  I  did  in  regards  to 
production  of  the  paper  was  en- 
joyable. Although  as  the  ad- 
viser, there  were  a  few  tense 


ACCENT:  Did  any  of  the 

other  Southern  Accent  editors 
continue  their  involvement  in 
the  journalism  field? 

ANDREWS:  Most  of  the 
former  editors  are  either  work- 
ing in  communications  for  the 
denomination  or  frequently 
having  articles  printed  in  cur- 
rent denominational  publica- 
tions. 


Presenting- 
The  Seniors  of  '49 
Frances  Andrews 

She  (Frances  Andrews)  will  graduate 
with  a  major  in  English  and  minors  in 
history,  education,  and  Bible.... 

Her  activities  show  her  belief  in  the 
old  saying  that  "variety  is  the  spice  of 
life."  During  her  four  years  at  Col- 
legedale,  Frances  has  been  an  active 
prayer  band  leader,  a  member  of  the 
seminar  groups,  the  first  editor,  as  well 
as  associate  editor,  of  the  SOUTHERN 
ACCENT,  make-up  editor  and  editor- 
in-chief  of  Southern  Memories, 
secretary  of  the  Student  Senate,  and 
secretary  of  the  International  Relations 
Club.... 

November  S,  1948 


ANDREWS:  Yes,  I  left  in 
issue.  Janurary  of  1959. 1  returned  in 

ArrpWT   ......    t.  August   1975-once  again  to 

ACCENT:  With  the  paper    teach  English  and  Journalism, 
only   coming   out   every   *■— 


- 


weeks  was  it  hard  to  keep  it 
current? 

ANDREWS:  We  did  more 
pre-reports  and  follow-ups  than 
ran  in  later  years. 

ACCENT:  Did  you  have 
specific  columnists,  or  did  you 
just  use  straight  news  articles? 


ACCENT:  When  you  return- 
ed, did  you  once  again  fill  the 
role  of  adviser  for  the  paper? 

ANDREWS:  Yes,  as  before 
the  president  at  the  time,  Frank 
Knittel,  asked  if  I  would  include 
it  in  my  program. 

ACCENT:  When  you  return- 


ANDREWS:    More   short  t  the' w»v  T  ™A  ?T% 

straight  news  articles  were  us-  '"  "*  Way  *e  "aper  looked? 
ed.  We  did  have  columnists        ANDREWS:   Yes,    I   was 

who  kept  up  with  dormitory  pleasantly  surprised  ihat  the 

and  club  news.  Southern  Accent  looked  like  a 


ACCENT:  Is  there  any  par- 
ticular incident  that  stands  out 
in  your  mind  which  drastically 
affected  the  paper? 

ANDREWS:  Yes,  the  day 
Don  Jehle  made  his  presenta- 
tion to  the  S.A.  to  purchase  the 
first  Compugraphic  machine. 
Overnight  the  look  of  the  paper 
was  greatly  enhanced. 

ACCENT:  Do  you  have  any 
advice  for  students  interested  in 
writing  either  for  the  Southern 
Accent,  for  their  own  enjoy- 
ment, or  as  a  career? 

ANDREWS:  Many  students 
feel  they  wouldn't  benefit  from 
a  course  in  journalism.  But  I 
would  say  that  anyone  planning 
a  professional  career  could 
benefit  from  the  orderly,  con- 
cise disciplines  taught  in 
journalism. 


Frances  Andrews  at  the  time  she 


editor  of  the  Accent. 


Shopping  Center  Construction 
To  Get  Underway  in  March 


Preliminary  plans  for  the  con- 
iiriKiion  uf  j  new  shopping  center 
on  the  campus  of  SMC  were  ap- 
proved by  the  Board  of  Trustees 
of  Southern  Missionary  College 
January  25. 

Construction,  which  will  be  done 
by  the  college  crew,  will  begin  in 
March  and  should  be  finished  in 
August  of  this  year.  The  center  will 
be  called  College  Plaza. 

The  architect  is  working  on  the 
details  of  the  plans  which  will  con- 
sist of  a  mall  type.  Walkways  will 
be  covered  and  well-lighted.  There 
will  be  terrazzo  floors  in  the  main 
buildings,  taped  musk  throughout 
and  ample  parking  space. 


will  consist  of  a  super  market,  ("<-' 
cantile,  Collegedale  Distributors, 
Credit  Union  office,  a  barber  shop, 

beauty  shop,   railway  «Pre" 
post  office,  Book  and  Bible  Hou* 
and    a    restaurant    Provisions" 
being  made  in  the  planning  *>U 
extension  shops  may  be  built  UW 
the  first  of  which  will  be  a  w 
teria     A    service    station   *'"  *~ 
built  on  the  north. 

The  center  will  be  built  on     « 
.o.ji.tno^eastofthe^omen, 

Residence  HalL-PAN  ^ 

-February  23,  »u  ^ 


ACCENT  DRIVES  FOR  4000  SUBS 

is  well       than  one  nun  running,  but  :he  object 


,ry  of  SMC-^1,000  subs  to  the 

best  school  paper!  As  one  of  the 
faculty  members  has  Slid,  with  the 
■  it  started  the  campaign,  there 
should  be  no  trouble  in  reaching  the 
t  even  exceeding  it  !     obtain- 


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this 


sex   led   by 
charming   Maude   Dubberly.   But  be- 
|   hind  all  campaigns  there  mus    " 
will  push  both  sides — 
i  Ammons.  The  campai 


To  Change  or  Not  to  Change 
SMC's  17-Year-0ltl  Name? 


th   sides  want 
vcs.   but  prim 

a  victory  for  their 

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to  any  student's  side  by  merely  indi- 

"'"«•        August  8,  1952 

Most    Courteous 
Students   Selected; 
Miss  Jones  Speaks 

As  a  climax  to  "Courtesy  Week"  at 


Computer  Dating  Give  Hope  to  Dateless 

Take  heart,  there's  hope  for  the  Dateless  Wonders  yet! 

Computer  dating  returns  to  SMC,  beginning,  of  all  days,  on 
[Valentine's  Day.  Sponsored  by  Computer  Science  Instructor, 
I  Gerald  Owens,  this  years  program  is  guaranteed  to  be  an  improve-    SM^  February  4 10  9.  the 

I  ment  Over  the  previous  years.  vealed  in  the  chapel  program  thai 

I     Questionnaires  will  be  passed  out  during  chapel  to  students  who    eluded  the  week.  Those  selected 

i  wish  to  become  better  acquainted  with  one  another.  The  eight    J^d  stud^nt!t'Elatne,IHe^sSll!, 

I  questions  asked  will  be  geared  towards  establishing  a  person's  likes    courteous  girl;  and  Bill  Dysinger, 

|  and  interests  in  someone  of  the  opposite  sex. 

I     Instead  of  pairing  people  on  a  one-to-one  basis,  a  student  will 

|  be  matched  with  a  group  of  eight  other  students  who  fall  in  the 
category  of  his  same  peeves.  From  this  tabulation  of  eight    ?£  Gf  sei^ng^them 

|  similarities,  he  may  have  his  option  of  selecting  a  dating  partner 

'  from  a  knowledgeable  computer  or  trust  his  own  fallible  instincts. 
Once  this  program  begins,  a  survey  will  be  given  to  decide  if 

I  it  will  continue  on  a  regular  basis.  This  decision  will  be  determin- 
ed by  the  amount  of  student  response.       -February  14,  1980 


y  Bruce  G.  Freeman,  Jr. 


dent  to 'speak  out  on  certain  issues. 
This  includes  letting  you  know  as 
individual  and  as  a  part  of  a 
unified  student  body,  what  the  issue 
how  the  SA  relates  itself  to  the 
problem  and  how  I,  as  your  presi- 
dent, regard  the  issue. 

Expressed  opinion  is  an  admin  - 

lator's  eternal  problem.  To  keep 

ie  from  attaching  a  long  handle 

an    "expressed    opinion"    and 

clobbering  the   administrator   ovet 

the  head  with  it,  many  leaders  use 

macy,  which  in  many  cases  is  neces- 

leadership  skills  and  qualities. 
Complete  Concept 

ut  in  most  every  leader's  ex- 
perience there  are  instances  when 
opinion  should  be  expressed.  This 
opinion  on  certain  issues  should  be 
finn,  but  not  dogmatic;  flexible, 
bat  not  wishy-washy.  A  complete 
concept  of  the  issue  and  the  prob- 


<  the  fall  by 


Home  Eco- 

sponsored    the 


WSMC-FM  Starts  Tests 
To  Prepare  for  Broadcasts 


WSMC-FM,  Southern  Mission- 
ary College's  educational  FM  radio 
station,  began  program  tests  Wed- 
nesday, according  to  John  Vogt, 
general  manager  of  the  station. 

Under  the  terms  of  the  construc- 
tion permit  granted  by  the  Federal 

time  ago,  WSMC  will  make  pro- 
gram tests  for  several  weeks  before 
it  goes  into  actual  official  broad- 

Educotronal  Station 
The  station  is  an  educational  out- 
let for  Southern  Missionary  College 
and  has  a  power  of  10  watts,  and 
it  may  be  received  on  8S.1  mega- 

The  tests  will  be  carried  on  for 
several  weeks  intermittently  be- 
tween the  hours  of  5  and  9  P-M. 


Student-Faculty 
Parties  Planned 
For  Staff  Homes 

Students  and  faculty  members  wili 
work  together  in  planning  parties  in 
faculty  members'  homes  for  Satur- 
day night,  December  2,  according 
to  Mr.  Edgar  Grundset,  chairman 
of   the   Social   Committee   of   the 

"Students  may  plan  the  party 
and  request  to  use  the  faculty  mem- 
ber's home,  or  faculty  members  may 
plan  the  party  and  invite  students," 
said  Mr.  Grundset 

Some  students  and  faculty  mem- 
bers are  already  planning  their 
parties,  and  Mr.  Grundset  urged 
that  plans  be  made  early  and  guests 
invited  so  that  the  last  minute  rush 
can  be  avoided.— PAN 


Unofficial  tests  show  that  the 
signal  was  received  loud  and  clear 
as  far  away  as  Signal  Mountain, 
but  the  station  is  designed,  primar- 
ily, to  serve  the  residents  of  the 
valley  in  which  Southern  Mission- 
ary College  is  located. 

Joint  Operation 

The  station  is  jointly  operated 
by  the  Student  Association  and  the 

Southern  Missionary  College.  Con- 
trol is  vested  in  Southern  Mission- 
ary  College. 

Other  officers  of  the  station  arc 
Terry  McComb,  programs  director; 
Dana  UUoth,  head  technician;  Dax- 
rell  Cross,  business  manager; 
Donna  Faltin,  secretary;  and  Pro- 
fessor Gordon  Hyde,  advisor  to  the 
station  and  head  of  the  Communi- 


Depax 


i  the  . 


Consultant 
is  Mr.  B.  B.  Barnes,  who  was  chief 
engineer  of  WAPO  Broadcasting 
Service  for  16  years.  Presently  he 
is  chief  engii 


for  WRGP-TV 


6  Planned 
When  actual  scheduled  programs 
begin,  the  station  will  carry  mainly 
classical  and  semi  -classical  music 
Other  programs  will  include  tran- 
scriptions furnished  by  the  French 
broadcasting  system  and  by  the 
Canadian      Broadcasting      System. 


vill  be  of 

jiortaT  and  cultural  nature.  / 
iligious  music,  other  programs 


The  station  also  plans  to  present 
public  service  and  informational 
programs  that  will  be  of  general 
interest  to  the  public— PAN 

-November  20,  1961 


In  the  chapel  program,  presented  b) 
a  joint  Home  Economics- Us  hers  Club 
committee,  skits  depicted  in  a  hypothe- 
tical way  the  methods  of  the  spin 
used  during  the  past  month.  David 
Henriksen  was  chairman  of  the  joinl 

for  the  skits. 

The  Monday  chapel  program  of  tht 
week  featured  Miss  Maude  Jones,  in- 
structor at  SMC  for  34  years. 

"Courtesy  is  not  to  be  gleaned  from 
iges  of  a  fool  nor  copied  f rr 


the: 


s  of  another,  but  rather  it 
Miss  Jones  continued  with 


Hoping  that  the  reader  fully 
understands  the  above  statements, 
I  would  like  to  talk  about  a  subject 
that  v**™  to  be  gaining  momentum 
among  discussants.   It   has   by 

evolved  into  an  undercurrent 
of  detention  and  faction  forming, 
but  presently  is  what  we  might  call 
piece.  The  topic:  the 
school  name;  the  issue:  to  change 

May  I  state  first  that  my  feeling 
on  this  subject  is  influenced  by  four 
factors:  my  observation,  my  reli- 
gion, my  senior  class  standing  and 
my  thinking.  I  definitely  feel  that 

Missionary  College  will  be  a  detri- 
ment to  this  school,  its  purpose, 
its  standing,  its  student  body,  its 
standards  and  its  progressive  future. 
Influential  Factors 
First,  my  observation.  Surpris- 
ingly enough,  one  of  the  strongest 
arguments  for  changing  the  name 
is  in  actuality  the  strongest  reason 
for  not  changing  it:  "Everybody 
else  is  changini 

Following  after  others  does 
not  make  leaders,  nor  does  it  jet 
standards.  Too  many  mistakes  are 
made  by  thoughtlessly  following 
after  others. 

Secondly,  my  religion.  As  a 
Seventh-day  Adventist,  I  am  proud 


of  the  respect  my  denomination  has 
Especially  on  our  Ingathi 


Day,  I  am  proud  to  have  people  ask 

about  Southern  Missionary  Col-  i 
lege.  Questions  demand  answers—  \ 
right    answers.    Students,  we   have 

Thirdly,  my  class  standing  as  a 
nior.    Perhaps   this  will   be   the 
hardest  for  many   to  understand. 
When  the  time  comes  for  one  to 
check  the  place  marked   "Senior" 
his  registration  card,  there  is  an 
ier  desire  to  shout  from  one  end 
the  campus  to  the  other,  "I'm  a 
ior!"  Mixed  with  this  internal 
exuberance  is  a  sobering  realization 
is,   goals,   concepts, 
and  philosophy  of  life  have  taken 
on  a  sudden  boldness  of  reality. 
Not  that  they  have  just  suddenly 
formed,  but  that  they  have  been 
conceived,  developed,  nurtured  and 
strengthened  at  Southern  Mission- 
ary College,  the  School  of  Stand- 
ards. Call  it  emotions  if  you  like, 
but  I  am  sure  there  isn't  a  potential 
this  student  body  -who 
wouldn't  feel  slightly  severed  from 
his  ■'""  mater  if  graduated  under 
traditional,  meaningful  and  loved 

have  meanings;  chan  gin  g  nam  es  in- 
volves changing  meanings. 
Connotationi 
Fourthly,  my  thinking.  This,  I 
ask  everybody  to  do  for  the  next 
few  minutes,  hoping,  of  course, 
that  the  above  paragraphs  have 
already  stimulated  this  process. 
Several  students  have  feh  that  the 
word  "missionary"  in  our  name  is 
a  stigma.  These  students,  the  ma- 
jority being  freshmen — and  from 
my  own  experience  as  a  freshman, 
have  empathy  with  them — feel  that 
people  outside  our  denomination 
have  a  completely  different  con- 
notation of  "missionary."  This 
word,  they  seem  to  feel,  brings  to 
mind  immediately  a  boat  trip  over- 
seas, seclusion,  sacrifice  and  aft 
about-face  to  intelligence  and 
scholarly,   collegiate  education.   In 

hand  as  part  of  the  steps  in  getting 
a  job,  we  naturally  would  like  to 
influence  the  employer  with  a 
highly  accepted  and  well-known 
college  name,  meaning  the  influ- 
ence of  thought  that  goes  along 
with  such  names  as  Duke,  North 
Carolina  State,  etc.  But ...  as  soon 
as  the  "Missionary"  in  Southern 
Missionary  College  rings  in  his 
cars,  immediately  he  is  going  to 
expect  something  more  from  you 
exam  pie- wise  and  character-wise. 
me  of  this 


specifically  the  cafeteria  and  in  public 

services.         February  23,  1951 

Maude  Jones  Hall 

Kids  and  Roommates 

Jeanne  Pettis 

I  certainly  hope  that  no  one  proceed  safely  to  class  without 
has  given,  or  is  planning  to  give  even  one  nibble  missing  from 
a  goat  to  Susan  Parker  for  her  her  shoe  leather, 
birthday,  Christmas,  Valen-  Judy's  Inspection 
tine's  Day,  or  the  Fourth  of  Ju-  Perhaps  it  would  be  a  good 
ly.  No  doubt  Susan  is  very  kind  idea  for  Judy  Richards'  room- 
hearted,  but  she  doesn't  seem  mates  to  inspect  her  pretty 
to  have  acquired  the  knack  of  carefully  before  she  leaves  the 
goathandling  in  any  of  her  col-  room.  The  night  of  the  band 
lege  courses  this  semester,  concert  she  got  clear  down  to 
When  one  of  these  creatures,  second  floor  before  she  realiz- 
known  scientifically  as  Capra  ed  that  the  belt  of  her  uniform 

hircus  hircus,  approached  her  was  missing.  She  took  care  of  %*£%£*';  Jg^ 
on  the  sidewalk,  she  could  do  that,  but  a  little  farther  on  she  of  ^o^  &#  demands  eye- 
nothing  but  Stand  there  almost  missed  another  item,  and  Stop-     awakening  standards  and  heart-felt 

speechless,    emitting    faint  ped  in  front  of  the  boys'  dorm,    attitudes.     .October  27^1961 

helpless       sounds       which  hoping  some  kind  soul  would    D       {        Bennett     semior 

resembled  to  some  degree  the  help  her  remedy  the  situation.    theo|*      student     ' 

aforementioned   pedigree    of  Guess  we  will  have  to  pardon 

said  creature.  After  Susan  had-  you  this  time,  Judy.  Not  t 


college  i 

Living  up  to  "Southern  Missionary 
College"  can  get  you  a  lot  farther 
a  lot  quicker. 

Results  of  Corrformrty 
If  we  conform  to  the  trends  of 
the  world  educationally,  we  are 
going  to  be  diluted — as  a  college. 
as  a  religion.  We  are  to  dilute  the 
world,  educationally  and  spiritually. 
Please  don't  let  your  concepts  and 
thinking  become  fogged  and  be- 
clouded just  because  you  want  to 
"fit  in"  and  "be  accepted."  Be  care- 
ful !  Who  should  be  the  one's  "ac- 
cepting"? Keep  straight  on  who 
should  be  fitting  in  whose  plans. 
Southern  Missionary  College  is 
ig  board  for  school  spin" 


elected 

president  of  the  1950-'51  senior 

saia  creature.  «i«i  «i»i. ..«.-     yuu.  »»--,_  ,—,.  »-- -»   class    Wednesday   afternoon, 

been  staring  at  him  for  several    many  of  the  girls  would  have   Seplember  2Q  ^  ^^  ^ 

majority  of  votes  cast  on  the 
first  ballot. 

September  22,  1950 


would  vanish,  her  wish  was    necessary  black  necktie, 
granted,  and  she  was  able  to  -January  12,  1961 


Talge  Hall 
Late  Happy 
New  Year 


Southern  Cynic 


gtTmFpn  article       Women  won't  admit  i,  bu. 


Women's  Residence  Hall  Nearly] 
Completed;  To  Be  Ready  For 
Occupants  September  1 


Richard  Martin 

Hi  there,  and  a  late  happy  The  Southern 

-^   new  year.  May  1961  bring  to  »*«»"**■*';    you  dU  the  day  they   die 

J   each  of  yon  the  best  in  hfe  t.cle  rep, m  edh    ■»  the  sole    *  eminds  ffle  of  my  last  date.. 


A  new  women's  residence  pus  visitor  a  glimpse  into  the] 

hall  for  Southern  Missionary  warmth  and  hospitality  which! 

..«.„*,.  .'"■  —  -""       .  nninion  of  the  author.)  Kemrausiucui  •«/ ^ ---■•■  Coliege   lacks   but    a    few  this   building   will  hold  fori 

(winch  ^udes-among  other  °P™**£f       u  know  it  was  about  six  years  ago  She  finishing  touches  at  the  present  residents  and  guests  alike  wh^l 

^gr8°^nnwX  foMhe  whatTyX  about  women,  kept  wanting  me  to  open  aU  ^e  ^  ^  be  fmished  com.  school   opens   m   s           ^ 

ful  of  real  knowledge  for  the  what ^  say                  ^  doors  for  her.  WeU,  what  dad  pletely  for  occupancy  by  the  Very  careful  selection  is  being 

"TKE^S-W  you  ^Uve  without  them."  she  thmk  I  was,  her  slave  or  ^t  of  September,  according  to  made  for  the  furnishings  of^ 

,^tV  shook    You  see  Personally,  I  happen  to  think  something?  Miss  Alfreda  Costensan,  dean  first-floor  hvmg  room.  These 

TJl.    a*o    rate  that  womTare  aU  right.  They  By  the  way,  I  happen  to  be  women  m  may  not  ^  be  delivered 

^wtbouTSaBm)D^d  keepTir  hair  combed;  they  free  this  weekend,  so  rf-n v£  ^  bunding  is  so  near  com-  first  of  September,  but  the 

SSwS^JS^hta  weiperfumcandtheycnange  wants  to  *  W«dim  h  the  pletion>  that  it  ^  be  used  to  drapes  and carpeting  will  have 

soTelood   Having  stumbled  their  bed  sheets  more  than  once  presence    of    a    man,    the  _   tlM.   H(,lpMteq   to   the  heen  insta]led. 

ouTofDed/hewJereddown  a  semester.  But  lately,  I  have  number  s  4694. 


to  the  shower  room  for  a  nice  gotten  a  little  upset  about  all  the 

warm  shower  to  be  followed  by  uproar  over  the  Equal  Rights 

his  usual  cold  one.  Well,  David  stuff.  Sure,  I  think  women  are 

was  rather  sleepy  (which  is  people,  but  they  are  objects 

understandable)  so  he  took  his  none-the-Iess.  Why  can't  they 

warm  shower  and  topped  it  off  just  accept  their  function  in 

with  an  even  warmer  one.  society? 

Wide  Awake  I  don't  see  why  all  these  girls 

He  became  wide  awake  when  are  belly-aching.  They  have  it 


he  mistakenly  took  the  hot 
water  handle  for  the  cold  one 
and  was  burned,  rather  badly. 

He's  as  good  as  new  now. 
We  are  hoping  that  you,  David, 
do  a  bang-up  job  on  your  new  squeezing 
book,  The  Art  of  Taking  a  jeans, 
Cold  Showerioi  maybe  you'll 
call  it,  How  NOT  to  Take  a 
Cold  Shower). 

You  know,  I'm  still  wonder- 
ing who  put  that  plastic  con 


made.  They  don't  have 
worry  about  grades;  all  they 
have  to  worry  about  is  snagg- 
ing a  pre-med.  Their  biggest 
challenge  during  the  day  is 
their  designer 


Students  Visit 
Washington 

It  was  3:00  a.m.  on  Sunday 
13,  In  front  of  the  girls'  dor 
eighteen  excited  people  were  j 


people  were  members  of  the  Ai 
history  class,  and  they  were 


the  capital  city.  Some  of  these  e 


they  made  their  headqui 

sionary  College. 


There  are  just  two  places  a 
woman  should  be;  one  is  in  the 
kitchen,  and  the  other  one  they 
wouldn't  let  me  print.  Some 
people  may  say  that  I'i 


railed  r 


■    M.ru 


:ney  i: 


days    were   packed 
Monday    they   went 
here  that  filthy 


.  That 


tainer  full  of  water  over  the  chauvinist.  On  the  contrary,  1 

door   of   Ronnie   Numbers'  plan  to  give  my  wife  everything 

room  the  other  night.  From  the  that  she  has  ever  wanted  or 

reports  I  have  received,  he  and  needed:   a  stove,   a  vacuum 

his  roommate  were  rather  soak-  cleaner,  and  a  washer, 

ed  from  the  downpour.  One  I  have  this  theory  that  God 

would  gather  that  it  was  either  created  women  just  to  show  us 

Tui  Pitman  or  David  Osborne,  guys  how  lucky  we  are  and  to 


ning  they  listened  to  the  U.S.  Navy 
Band,  playing  on  the  Capitol  steps. 
The  next  day  they  visit'.il  the  Review 
and  Herald  Publishing  House, 
watched  the  change  of  the  guard  ;it 
the  tomb  of  the  unknown  soldier,  and 
went  through  the  old  Ford  Theatn- 
where  Lincoln  was  assassinated.  Of 
course  they  also  visited  the  Washing- 
ton Monument,  the  Smithsonian  In- 
stitute, the  White  House  and  the  Li- 
brary  of  Congress.  Tuesday  they  vis- 


ited   Elder 
the   dec 


give  men  something  to  do 
before  football  came  along.  But 
really,  I  think  women  perform 
a  great  service  for  men.  Have 
you  ever  thought  of  the  conse- 
quences if  men  were  the  ones 
who  had  the  babies?  Just  think 


for  they  wouldn't  walk  around 
with  such  enormous  smites  mix- 
ed with  suspiciousness  (if  there 
exists  such  a  word)  for  ab- 
solutely no  reason  at  all. 
Comp  Papers 
To  you  gentlemen  who  put 
off  your  freshman  composition  of  a  man  going  into  labor  on 
term  papers  until  the  last  Sunday  afternoon,  or  even 
minute,  I  hope  you  are  catching  worse,  Monday.  There  goes  the 
up  on  all  that  lost  sleep  and  that  game.  Unless,  of  course,  they 
you  are  feeling  much  better  can  bring  a  TV  into  the  delivery 
than  some  of  you  have  looked  room, 
for  several  days. 

January  12,  1961 


Southern   Missio 
currently  taking 

the    Theologi 


iftschiebe,   chaii 
of    religion    here 
nary   College.    He 


Thursday  they  began  the  u 
ourney,  stopped  at  Mt.  Ver 
it  the  Washington  and  Lee  Univ< 


Professor  Kennedy,  who  teaches  t! 
class  and  who  sponsored  the  tri 
stated  that  the  trip  was  a  real  succe: 
educationally  and  otherwise. 


General   Conference   College  Efficient 

Teachers    Section    Meeting,        The  dormitory  should  bethel 

August  23-29.   While  these  last  word  in  efficiency  and  com-  ( 

delegates  occupy  many  of  the  fort  without  extravagence.  The  I 

dormitory  rooms,  construction  modern  conveniences  on  each  I 

men  wil  be  putting  the  finishing  floor  will  include  a  laundry] 

touches  to  the  building  here  and  chute,  a  waste  disposal  unit,  [ 

there.  and   an   interior    "dust-mop] 

Completed  cleaner."  The  intercom  system 

The  second  and  third  flor  will   provide    for   maximum; 

dormitory  rooms  are  completed  safety,  quietness  and  conve- 

now.  All  the  furniture  hsa  been  nience  throughout  this  large 

placed  in  these  rooms.  They  structure. 
have  been  cleaned,  checked  and        According       to       Dean 

locked,  ready  for  occupancy.  Costerisan,   this  hall  should1 

The  dean  and  the  associate  prove  a  true  home  away  from ; 

dean  (sic),  Miss  Elizabeth  Van  home.  The  recreation  facilities; 

Arsdale,  were  moved  into  their  in  the  basement  and  the  prayer 

respective   apartments   last  rooms  at  the  front  of  the  chapd 

week.  These  apartments  are  by  the  chancel  should  help  to  i 

tastefully  decorated  and  equip-  provide  for  the  physical  and 

ped   with   the   conveniences  spiritual  needs  of  the  young  j 

which  a  busy  residence  hall  ladies  on  this  campus, 
dean  needs.  -August  21, 1961  j 

Chapel  

The  beauty  of  the  dormitory 
chapel  is  becoming  increasing-     WHO'S  WHO  FOR  '54-55 

ly  apparent  as  the  finishing  Floyd  Greenleaf,  a  Floridian 

touches  are  being  given  to  this  from  Orlando,  is  a  senior  with 

spacious  and  lofty  place  of  wor-  a  double  major  in  secondary 

ship.  White  oak  pews  were  in-  education.  He  has  served  in  dif- 

stalled  August   14,  and  the  ferent  capacities  while  at  SMC, 

choice  panelling  of  the  rostrum  some   of  his   offices  being 

area  is  practically  completed  superintendent  of  the  chapel 

The  worshipful  atmosphere  of  Sabbath  School,  assistant  MV 

this  chapel  should  contribute  leader,    churh   deacon, 

much  to  the  devotional  life  of  president  of  the  senior  class, 

SMC's  college  women.  and  former   editor  of  the 

The  main  entry,  reception  ACCENT. 
desks,  and  deans'  offices  of  the  fl. , 

dormitory  are  rapidly  nearing  December  10,  19i 

completion  and  give  the  cam- 


CANDID  CAMERA  COMPLETE  SELLOUT 


SMC  Students,  Faculty  Give 
Program  to  Atlanta  Parents 


Debbie  Patton 

One  of  the  highlights  of  this 
year's  Artist  Adventure  Series 
is  "The  Best  of  Candid 
Camera"  featuring  Allen  Funt 
on  Saturday  night  SMC  Alum- 
ni Weekend. 

Funt  is  world  renowned  for 
his  ability  to  catch  ordinary 
people  unaware  through 
endless  variations  of  practical 
jokvs  on  film.  Since  1954  Funt 
has  oeen  capturing  expressions 
of  lie  average  US  citizen  by 
hiding  microphones  and 
can  eras  virtually  all  over  the 
country. 

A  good  indication  of  Funt's 
popularity  is  the  fact  that  all  the 
tickets  for  this  program,  in- 
cluding the  no  charge  section, 


were  sold  out  within  a  span  of 
four  hours.  According  to  Dr. 
Jack  McClarty,  Director  of  the 
Artist  Adventure  Series,  "We 
had  planned  on  opening  a  ticket 
booth  at  the  College  Plaza,  but 
it  was  all  too  apparent  that  we 
would  not  be  able  to  go  any  far- 
ther than  the  Student  Center. 
As  long  as  there  have  been  Ar- 
tist Adventure  Series,  there 
have  always  been  seats 
available.  This  is  simply 
amazing  1 

In  the  future,  says  Dr. 
McClarty,  it  might  be  possible 
to  have  the  same  program 
twice,  once  on  Saturday  night 
and  once  on  Sunday  night  on 
Alumni  Weekends.  He  stated 


this  when  referring  to  the  fact 
that  the  reserved  sections  for 
the  Alumni  constitute  nearly 
one-half  of  the  available  seats. 
At  the  conclusion  of  the  Can- 
did Camera  program,  Funt  is 
willing  to  talk  with  those  who 
are  interested  in  communica- 
tions or  those  who  are  curious 
about  his  work. 

-October  19,  1978 

Douglas  Bennett,  senior 
theology  student,  was  elected 
president  of  the  1950-'51  senior 
class  Wednesday  afternoon, 
September  20.  He  received  the 
majority  of  votes  cast  on  the 
first  ballot. 

September  22,  1950 


On  February  18,  Professor  Gor- 
don M.  Hyde,  Dr.  and  Mrs.  Mor- 
Taylor,  and  three  music  majors 
m  Southern  Missionary  College 
presented   a   program   of   readings 
nusic  at  the   Atlanta   Union 
Academy   auditorium,    Atlanta, 
Georgia.  The  program  was  present- 
"  i  response  to  a  request  from 
Audrey  Haugen,  president  of 
the  Home  and  School  Association 
of  the  churches  in  Atlanta. 
Professor  Hyde  presented  a  hu- 
orous  and   inspirational    reading 

iQtled, To    the    Teach    What 

[ever  Taught  Me  Nothin'."  Ti 
twenty-minute  reading,  dedicated 
the   teachers   and   parents   present, 
was  the  story  -of  a  Texan  "school- 

II  in  the  fur  district  of  New  York 
Gty.  Several  shorter  selections 
read  also  by  Mr.  Hyde. 

The  musical  section  of  the  pro- 
gram was  under  the  direction  -of 


Dr.  Morris  Taylor,  chairr 


of  the 
SMC.  The 
nduded  Judi  Deacon, 
3anny  Myers,  pianist;  James 
Lambeth,  trombonist;  and  Morns 
d  Elaine  Taylor,  duo-pianists. 
Judi  Deacon,  junior  piano  major. 
sang  a  number  of  folk  songs  with 
guitar  accompaniment  played  b) 
Danny  Myers.  Danny,  a  sophomore 
piano  major,  played  the  first  move- 
ment of  "Sonata  in  A  Minor"  by 
Mozart,  and  some  contemporary  se- 
lections including  Copland's  "The 
Cat  and  the  Mouse." 

Dr.  Taylor  played  the  last  move- 
ment of  Schumann's  "Piano  Co"" 
certo"  with  Mrs.  Taylor  at  the  sec- 
ond piano  providing  the  orchestral 
accompaniment.  The  duo  presented 
a  group  of  modem  pieces,  a  ma**. 
a  polka  and  a  Spanish  dance. 

The  group  presented  special  mu- 
sic in  Atlanta's  three  Advent* 
churches.— PAN 

-February  23,  1961 


Night  Patrol  On  the  Prowl 


Name  Change  Survey 


Bill  Marcom 

Lightfooted,  like  back- 
woods trappers,  they  prowl 
through  the  night  shadows  that 
blanket  SMC,  or  crouch  in  the 
deep  shadows  to  watch  and 
wait,  .-for  crime  to  occur,  for  a 
i  be  burglarized,  for  a 
building  to  be  pillaged... 

They  are  guardians,  protec- 
tors of  our  cars  and  campus- 
and  their  walkie  talkies  can  help 
them  call  up  the  cavalry  by  link- 
ing them  quickly  to  the  Col- 
legedale  Police  Dept.,  should 
any  really  heavy  criminal  activi- 
ty be  encountered. 

Probably  the  school-funded 
night  patrol  is  taken  for  granted 
by  students,  yet  their  service  to 
I  us   is   essential   for   campus 
|  security,  and  even  the  security 
|  of  the  surrounding  Collegedale 
Larea.  For  example,  the  God- 
I  fearing  people  of  this  com- 
Imunity  are  concerned  about 
Idrug  traffic,  but  few  of  them 
Irealize  that  even  the  campus's 
■night    patrol    occasionally 
tbecomes  involved  in  investiga- 
tions to  thwart  the  problem. 

Jack  Kovalski,  an  SMC  stu- 
Ident  and  paid  member  of  the 
^■patrol,  related  an  incident  to  me 
I  of  last  spring... 

Following  a  lead  that  perhaps 
a  narcotics  deal  might  be  "go- 
ling  down"  in  the  student  park, 
1  Jack,  Dean  Brunken,  and  Ted 
I  Webster  surrounded  the  park 
I  and  began  to  penetrate  it  on 
1  foot.  Ordering  walkie-talkie 
I  silence  among  themselves  (so 
I  that  the  supposed  dope  dealers 
[  wouldn't  hear  their  approach) 
L  they  slowly  closed  in;  the  an- 
[  ticipation  of  danger  up  ahead 
wound  their  nerves  into  tight 
L  coils. 

Then,  abruptly,  PamKeele's 
shattered  the  night 
silence,  as  it  errupted  from  the 
three  talkies  at  full  volume,  to 
|  ask,  "Are  you  boys  scared  out 
I  there?"  (She  was,  herself, 
seated  comfortably,  safely  at 
the  Thatcher  desk  dispatch 
J  radio.) 

Anyway,  as  Jack  explained  it 


to  me,  the  sudden  sound  of  her 
voice  in  that  silent  night,  as  they 
crept  toward  possible  danger, 
gave  him  the  same  sort  of  a 
start  one  feels  when  someone 
walks  up  behind  you  and  shouts 
BOO!  He  claims  that  his 
physical  reaction,  an  impromp- 
tu high  jump,  may  have  exceed- 
ed any  on  record! 

By  the  way,  no  criminals 
were  found. 

Then  Jack  recounts  the  night 
he  was  touring  the  biology 
building's  lower  level,  flashlight 
in  hand,  when  suddenly  he  en- 
countered a  bobcat,  fangs 
bared,  paws  audaciously  raised, 
eyes  agleem  with  ferocity. 

It  was  a  apparent  from  his  in- 
itial fear  that  the  taxonomist 
had  done  superior  work! 

And,  then  there  was  the  night 
(2:30  a.m.)  that  Jack  and  Dean 
Brunken  found  themselves  in  a 
foot  chase,  in  heavy  pursuit  of 
a  suspect  who  was  fleeing  the 
campus  area.  When  they  had  at 
last  detained  the  suspect,  one  of 
those  classic  moments  of  em- 
barrassment ensued;  the  suspect 
was  a  woman,  in  her  40's,  who 
was  merely  indulging  a  whim  to 
go  jogging. 

Did  you  know  that  it  is 
general  procedure  for  the  night 
patrol  to  stop  and  question 
anyone  found  wandering  on  the 
campus  grounds  after  10:30 
p.m.?  Mrs.  Knittel,  let  'em 
know  you're  coming  in  ad- 
vance! (sic) 

More  on  the  serous  side,  and 
in  all  fairness  to  Jack,  his  job 
is  not  a  comedy,  as  it  would 
seem.  In  this  interivew  he 
displayed  devotion  and  en- 
thusiams  toward  his  night  wat- 
chman's job,  and  he  admitted 
frankly  and  openly  that  he  was 
concerned  about  the  image  the 
night  patrol  projected  to  the 
public  it  serves.  He  expressed 
fear  that  perhaps  students  have 
an  incomplete  understanding  of 
the  role  of  the  night  patrol,  and 
may  refuse  to  recognize  it  as  a 
legitimate  extension  of  campus 


law  enforcement. 

So  far  this  year,  Jack  reports, 
security  has  been  quiet- 
perhaps  partly  because  last  year 
a  CB  and  car  stereo  theft  ring 
was  caught  by  the  Collegedale 
and  Hamilton  County  Police. 
This  ring  could  hit  six  cars  in 
broad  daylight! 

Sounding  ebullient  and  op- 
timistic, Jack  contended  that 
with  the  higher  quality  caliber 
of  young  people  that  are  atten- 
ding SMC  this  year,  most  pro- 
blems of  theft  will  be  external. 

The  night  patrol-  they  don't 
carry  guns,  but  they  still  serve 
you  and  me.  Their  principal 
tools  are  their  eyes  and  their 
ears,  and  sometimes  swift  legs. 
So,  remember... 10:30! 

-September  15,  1977 

Relations  Revised  For 
(Mtr  Students  Regarding 
Social  Privileges 

New  regulations  governing  chaper- 
oning and  mixed  Rroup  travel  have 
been  issued  by  the  President's  Coun- 
cil and  the  Dean's  Council  on  Govern- 
ment with  endorsement  from  the 
Faculty  Senate.  The  new  rules  have 
been  under  study  by  students  and 
faculty  members  for  sevtr.il  monik. 
They  are  outlined  in  the  19">5  edition 
of  SMC  an4  You. 

A  student  who  is  above  20  (women 
students  need  only  to  have  passed  19) 
or  who  is  an  upper  classman,  who  has 
a  satisfactory  citizenship  grade,  who 
his  a  scholastic  grade  point  average 
of  at  least  1.00,  and  who  has  demon- 
strated his  adherence  to  Advcntist 
ideals  of  social  conduct,  can  be  entered 
on  the  Dean's  Ust  of  Student!  En- 
t,tUJ  to  P.-.rhculcr  Paul,  tvi  A  <vidVr 
range  of  social  opportunities  is  ex- 
tended to  these  students  than  to  teen- 
agers and  to  students  who  do  not  fullv 
demonstrate  social  maturity.  The  stu- 
dents on  the  Deans  List  may  during 
daylight  hours  go  off  the  campus  for 
shopping,  or  to  concerts  without 
chaperonace.  They  may  travel  on  trrps 
home  without  chaperon.  They  may  es- 
cort to  religious  services  and  they  may 

A  woman  student  on  this  Dean's  Lirl 

students. 

The  new  edition  of  the  student  so- 
cial  handbook  has  been  edit 

the    JiriA-iion   of   DtMn    Ri..h.ird    Mini 

the  revised  recul.iti..iis  h.i.i.  hm  Jolir 
Bottsford  and  loan  Hedges rh    «V- 


Panic  Stricken  Students  Dust  Books; 
Bone  For  Terrifying  Test  Week 


The  i 


■ed.  Such 
in  of  the  SMC  collegi- 
ns  las'  Monday  in  chapel.  Test  week, 
,  witnessed  a  Hurry  of  dust. 
It  of  books  coming  off  of  the 


knowledge  really  was. 

The  chemistry  students  are  noi 
firmly  aware  of  what  "application  o 
knowledge"  means.  The  foreign  langi 
age  students  have  decided  that  th( 
need  to  learn  their  own  language  firs 
and    the    freshman    compositi 


of  the  Student  Con 
Education;   Principal  W.    B    HiRfein! 
Professor  E.   C,    Banks   and  Leif  K 
and  the  tw 


Ellen  G,  White's  counsel  concern- 
should 


why 


need 


of  the  awed,  dumbstricken  looks  i 

e  faces  of  the  students  when  the  ti 

i  placed  in  front  of  them.  It  v. 

consensus  of  opinion  of  the  si 


any  language 

The  climax  to  tne  entire  wee*  w« 
the  limp,  downcast  students  seen  mak- 
ing their  sad  exit  from  the  office  of 
the  registrar.  They  earned  a  small 
piece  of  paper,  which  was  the  only 
^encouragement  they  received  for  3 
hectic  week.  But  they  will  continue  to 
tread   this   lowly   path,   for  it   is  (he 

We  do  not  think  that  there  is  any 
doubt  in  the  minds  of  the  student 
body  that  the  purpose  of  the  adminis- 
tration to  raise  the  scholastic  stand- 
ards is  on  the  way  to  accomplishmnt 

November  4,  1955 


•    polled    recently    concerning    the 
being  in  our  school  name. 


Several    groups 
question  of  "mission 

Neither  the  college  board  nor  the  college  adminictratior 
is  presently  considering  a  name  change  but  gave  the  Sol'th 
ern  Accent  staff  permission  to  conduct  this  opinion  survej 
to  determine  just  where  the  strongest  feeling  exists  and  tc 
publish  those  results. 

We  had  a  50%  return  on  the  student  body  question 
neire,  48%  return  from  the  college  alumni  questionnaire  anc 
an  89%  of  return  from  the  Student  Senate  questionnaire 

STUDENT  SENATE 

90%  voted  (o  change  the  name  ol  the  college 
10%   voted  to  keep  the  same  name 
73%   approved   of   Southern   Adventisl   College 
42%   suggested  the  name  Southern  Union  College 

STUDENT  BODY 

57%   voted  to  change  the  name  of  the  college 
43%  voted  to  keep  the  same  school  name 
33%  suggested  the  name  Southern  Union  College 
24%   approved  of  Southern  Adventist  CoUege 


SMC  ALUMNI 


36%  voted  to  change  the 
64%  voted  to  keep  the  sc 
21%  approved  of  Louthe: 
38%  suggested  the  name 


i  Adventist  College 
Southern  Union  College 

-May  13,  1965 


CONGRATULATIONS  SOUTHERN  ACCENT 
ON  YOUR  40TH  ANNIVERSARY! 


MICKEY'S  MOTORS 


Sun.  -  Thirrs.  Bun  t> 
Fri  Ham  to  6pm 
Closed  SatunUy 


sL,Tbc.l.k™  into  account.  Tltt  Idea 

„f  ainuhunl  partiMil.it  privilcfes  lor 
Students   .'I   h,sh   s.and.nit    ..rrptnJf.. 

in    tlic    St.., Ism    C  ..mm."!'-'    "n    >'"'.u 

cotiespondinc    faculty    committee     A 

Mimpiritive  study  nf  rcuulnions  rl,AV 
in  force  in  othct  North  Amir. ..in 
colleges.  Advcntrst  and  n.in-Advonlrst. 
were  .rude    Reports  were  received  from 

LeTs" 'they  were  anils-ted  m  the  light 
of  Ellen  G.  White's  instruction  to 
students,  patents  and  teachers  regard- 
ing social  conduct  The  new  rule,  nil 

;!,'  I...  ".nl'widcnThi™  tudenr's  free- 
dorn  of  choice. 

Miss  Irm.  Jean  Kopilake,  secretary 
of  admissions,  assisted  by  Margaret 
Hushes,  is  bus,  marling  the  nes.  SMC 
anj  You  to  all  who  have  been  accepted 

August,  1955 


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THE 


SOUTHERN  ACCENT 


the  southern  accent 


The  Southern  Accent 


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1984 


Sports  Corner 

The  Final  All-Night  Softball  Tournament  Results 


All  Night  Softball 
Player  Awards 

Most  Valuable  Player 

Jim  Hakes 

Most  Outstanding  Player 

Dave  Alonso 

Champion  Team 

Greve 


Flagball  Statistics 

"A" 

Standings 

Team 

Wins 

Losses    Tie 

Rodgers 

2 

0         0 

Dkkernotf 

1 

1         0 

Gibbon 

0 

1          0 

Peyton 

0 

2         0 

»B' 

'East 

Team 

Wins 

Losses    Tie 

Hawaiian* 

2 

0         0 

Hera* 

1 

0 

Scbreader 

0 

Shaako 

0 

2         0 

"B' 

West 

Team 

Wins 

Losses    Tie 

Dads 

2 

0         0 

Hairicanes 

1 

Jewett 

Schnell 

0 

Jones 

0 

Classifieds 

2552  HOT  LINE:  Sports!  SA 
Activities!  Chapel  Programs! 
Who's  playing  each  evening? 
What's  going  on  for  chapel? 
What's  happening  Sabbath 
afternoon  and  Saturday  night? 
Be  informed  by  dialing  2552, 
and  remember  that  for  all  you 
do  this  line's  for  you. 


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Start  thinking  about  Christmas 
gifts  now.  I  have  a  beautiful 
selection  of  handmade  and 
carved  Lazy  Susans  on  swivel 
bases.  Sizes  range  from  7  inches 
to  14  inches  and  prices  range 
from  $12.00  to  $28.00.  Orders 
are  coming  in  fast  so  order 
now.  Call  Roy  at  396-3525,  or 
write  Roy  Weeden,  P.O.  Box 
914,  CoUegedale,  TN  37315. 


YEARBOOK  PICTURES 
Underclassmen  retakes  will  be 
taken  October  17  from  10-12 
noon  and  3-6  p.m.  in  the  Stu- 
dent Center.  If  you  did  not  get 
your  picture  taken  by  Olan 
Mills  at  registration,  be  sure  to 
sign  up  at  the  Memories  office 
for  a  sitting.  You  will  NOT  be 
charged.  Also,  if  you  are  not 
happy  with  your  proofs,  you 
may  have  your  picture  retaken 
for  a  fee  of  $1.75. 

Southern  College  Pops  Concert 
Oct.  13,  8:15  p.m.,  P.E. 
Center.  The  Band,  Chamber- 
singers,  Symphony  Orchestra, 
and  Die  Meistersingers  will  be 
performing  in  this  concert.  You 
won't  want  to  miss  it.  Free 
refreshments.  General  admis- 
sion: $1.00,  students  free. 


Artist  and  critic  to  speak  at 
Hunter  Museum  under  aegis  of 
Southern  Art  Criticism  Forum 
in  Atlanta... Thomas  Lawson, 
artist  and  editor  of  Real  Life 
Magazine,  will  speak  on  con- 
temporary art  in  New  York  Ci- 
ty on  Wednesday,  October  10 
at  7  p.m.  in  the  Hunter 
auditorium 


Southern  Writers'  Club: 
Organizational  meeting  to  be 
held  October  17,  5:00  p.m.,  in 
the  back  of  the  cafeteria  by  the 
elevator.  Desert  provided.  All 
those  interested  in  being  part  of 
the  club  should  plan  to  attend, 
as  we  will  be  selecting  a 
nominating  committee  to 
choose  officers. 


ATTENTION!  Don't  miss  outil 
October  31  will  be  your  la 
chance  to  sign  up  for  credit  on. 
the  Gateway  to  Europe  Pro.  I 
gram  this  semester.  The  $2.00[ 
registration  fee  could  be  worth 
a  $1,100  free  trips  to  Europe.! 
Get  registration  blanks  in  the! 
Admissions  Office. 


Hunter  Museum  of  Art  is  kick- 
ing off  its  1984-85  Rhythms 
Southeast  Concerts  series  with 
a  performance  of  jazz,  blues 
and  boogie  by  Erwin  Heifer's 
Friends,  featuring  vocalist 
Angela  Brown.  The  event  is  set 
for  8:00  on  Saturday  night,  Oc- 
tober 13  in  the  Museum 
auditorium  on  Bluff  View. 
Tickets  are  now  on  sale  at  the 
Museum,  $4  for  members, 
students  and  senior  citizens, 
and  $6  general. 


The  Chattanooga  Symphony 
Orchestra  opens  its  1984-85 
season  at  the  Tivoli  Theater  on 
Tuesday,  October  9,  1984  at 
8:00  p.m.  Outstanding  young 
cellist,  Carter  Brey  (Bray)  will 
be  the  featured  soloist.  Tickets 
are  now  available  at  the  sym- 
phony and  opera  office,  8  Pat- 
ten Parkway,  or  can  be  pur- 
chased at  the  box  office  on  the 
day  of  the  performance.  For 
reservations  call  267-8583. 


Wanted:  Arts  and  Crafts  per- 
sons! We  want  people  who 
handcraft  work  in  traditional  or 
contemporary  Arts  &  Crafts  to 
participate  in  the  Blaine  Arts  & 
Crafts  Seventh  Annual  Fall 
Festival,  November  3rd.  Call 
for  more  infomation  Billie  C. 
Freeman  at  933-3463  or  Judy 
Bullis  at  933-1743. 

SENIOR  PORTRAITS 
Senior  portraits  will  be  taken 
October  14  and  15  from  1-6 
p.m.  Sign  up  at  the  Memories 
office  for  a  sitting.  You  will 
NOT  be  charged  for  proofs. 


The  Behavioral  Science  Club 
will  be  having  a  supper  meeting 
at  5:00  p.m.  in  the  Banquet 
Room  on  Thur.  Oct.  11.  Dues 
and  activities  will  be  discussed. 
All  majors  are  invited  to  join 
the  club.  This  club  works  for  its 
members.  See  you  there! 

KR's  Place  will  be  open  on 
Saturday  nights  from  Vi  hour 
after  sunset  until  1 1 :45 ,  except 
for  the  nights  the  Cafeteria  has 
pizza  and  a  movie. 


Congratulations  to  John 
Brownlow  and  Renee  Middag 
(soon  to  be  Brownlow).  Glad  to 
hear  everything,  including  the 
Divine  approval,  is  working  out 
so  well.  It  was  about  time, 
John.  Best  wishes.-Palsgrove 
P.S.  John,  did  you  really  pick 
that  watch  out  all  by  yourself? 


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Tuesday  October  16 

Wednesday  October  17 

Thursday  October  18 


8:00  p.m.  Vespers:  Tui  Pitman 

Church  Service:  Gordon  Bietz 

2:00  p.m.  Hike  at  Chilhowee 

8:15  p.m.  Pops  Concert 

5:00  p.m.  "That  Delicate  Balance"* 

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Volume  40,  Number  7 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


October  18.  1984 


AWWARE  Program  Started  By  Students 


Lori  Selby 
Although  substance  abuse 
I  traditionally  has  not  been  a  ma- 
I  jor  concern  within  Seventh-day 
I  Adventist  institutions,  in  recent 
lyears,  the  subject  has  come 
lunder  much  scrutiny.  Accor- 
Iding  to  several  sources,   the 
Ttrend  among  college  age  young 
eople—unfortunately,    in- 
cluding   some    SDA    young 
people— is    a    shift    towards 
alcohol  consumption,  which  is 
legal  and  readily  available. 

Larry  Williams,  a  professor 
i  the  Behavioral  Science  Divi- 
sion and  a  practicing  profes- 
sional counselor,  commented 
le  of  the  reasons  young 
beople  get  into  substance  abuse: 
first,  it  can  be  a  means  to  cope. 
j  secret  that  the  American 
family  is  under  attack  and  that 
Increasing  numbers  of  young 
eople  are  dealing  with  the  pain 
£nd  problems  of  a  broken 
Another  aspect  is  that 
college  young  people  today  are 


KcEEB  LIBHARY 
Southern  Miasio^^c^,^ 
Collegadaie,  Tenaesaee  3731S 


required  to  master  more 
material  in  less  time  than  in 
years  gone  by.  The  academic 
and  financial  pressures  have  in- 
creased tremendously.  Also 
confronting  Adventist  young 
people  is  the  questioning  within 
our  church.  Though  hammer- 
ing out  doctrinal  issues  and  our 
relationship  to  Mrs.  White  can 
be  a  positive  thing,  for  some  it 
produces  a  sense  of  uncertainty. 
Second,  young  people  may 
get  into  substance  abuse,  not  as 
a  coping  mechanism,  but  "just 
to  party."  Peer  pressure  may 
play  a  role  in  each  of  the  above 
categories  if  the  young  person 
has  not  settled  on  his  own  value 
system  and  learned  to  make 
decisions  independently.  Guilt 
and  low  self-esteem  may  also  be 
contributory  factors.  Whatever 
the  reasons,  substance  abuse  re- 
mains a  dead-end  street.(For 
another  viewpoint  on  why  some 
young  Adventists  get  involved 


in  substance  abuse,  see  the 
March  13,  1984  issue  of  The 
Review.) 

Recognizing  this  trend, 
several  students  here  at 
Southern  College  have  formed 
an  organization  to  help  those 
involved  in  substance  abuse. 
AWWARE,  (Adventists  Work- 
ing With  Addiction  Rehabilita- 
tion), is  headed  by  Cary 
Hambleton  and  Kevin  Klinvex. 
Kevin,  a  junior  psychology 
major-religion  minor,  was  rais- 
ed in  an  atmosphere  where 
drinking  was  accepted;  later  he 
and  many  of  his  friends  at  Penn 
State  "partied."  He  says  he 
understands  the  part  alcohol 
can  play  in  some  people's  lives 
and  that  he's  seen  the  effects  in 
the  lives  of  his  friends.  Cary 
Hambleton,  who  attended  SDA 
schools,  has  overcome  the  pro- 
blem of  alcohol  in  his  own  life. 
The  two  emphasize  that  they  do 
not  look  down  on  those  involv- 


ed with  alcohol  or  drugs- 
they've  been  there  and  they 
know. 

AWWARE  started  out 
primarily  as  a  support  group 
for  those  wishing  to  get  out  of 
substance  abuse.  Cary  and 
Kevin,  and  also  Mark  Wedel, 
and  Karen  Heidenriech,  are 
available  anytime  day  or  night 
to  talk  with  someone  having 
problems  with  drugs  or  alcohol. 
Kevin  states  that  it's  very  im- 
portant for  a  young  person  to 
have  a  support  system  of 
friends  other  than  a  drinking 
group,  and  that  it's  important 
for  that  person  to  see  that  he 
can  have  peace  in  his  life 
without  alcohol. 

AWWARE  has  expanded  to 
include  educating  the  student 
body  about  drugs  and  alcohol, 
and  most  importantly,  how  to 
help  someone  who  is  involved. 
The  group  has  presented  chapel 
programs  and  films,  and  is  ar- 


ranging for  guest  lecturers  who 
will  teach  how  to  recognize  and 
deal  with  substance  abuse. 

Funded  through  CABL, 
AWWARE  is  sanctioned  by 
Everett  Schlisner,  Dean  of  Stu- 
dent Affairs,  and  by  the  dor- 
mitory deans.  However, 
AWWARE  is  operated  entire- 
ly by  students.  Kevin  explains 
that  kids  who  shy  away  from 
faculty  as  authority  figures, 
may  relate  better  to  a  peer  who 
has  been  through  a  similar  ex- 
perience. AWWARE,  in  addi- 
tion to  group  support,  will  be 
able  to  refer  those  with  more 
extensive  problems  to  Roses 
Coleman  Taylor,  a  professional 
counselor  in  the  community 
who  serves  as  an  advisor  and 
resource  person.  Kevin  stresses 
that  confidentiality  is  important 
to  each  member  of  the  group. 

In  several  weeks  the  group 
will  be  meeting  with  represen- 
continued  on  page  7 


Thursday  Raid  Results  in 
Emergency  Meeting 


H.M.S.  Richards,  Jr.,  to 
Preach  at  Chattanooga 


One  might  say  that  it  was  in- 
evitable once  the  signs  pro- 
claiming   that   the   electricity 
would  be  out  Thursday  evening 
went  up.  That  night  a  host  of 
i  from  Talge  Hall  went  on 
|a  raid  in  Thatcher  Hall,  the 
women's  residence. 
The  reason  for  the  black-out 
I  was  that  the  Power  Board  need- 
|  ed  to  change  a  transformer  in 
Because  the  Village 
f  Market  and  other  businesses 
continue  their  business  until 
9:00  p.m.,  the  Power  Board 
elected  to  do  their  work  from 
9:30  on.  A  decision  to  do  the 
work    earlier    would    have 
resulted  in  lost  revenue  for 
these  businesses. 

However,  no  sooner  had  the 
lights  gone  out  at  approximate- 
ly 9:40  p.m.,  Thursday,  did  the 
"fun"  begin.  Shouts  and 
screams  of  men  and  women 
chasing  each  other  in  the  area 
between  the  residence  halls 
went  up  immediately.  All  of 
this  bantering  was  in  innocent 
fun  until  plans  for  a  raid  were 
formulated. 

Suspecting  that  an  occur- 
rence of  this  sort  might  happen, 
[he  men's  and  women's  deans 
had  the  residence  assistants  pro- 
tecting meir  respective  halls  and 
arding 


Thatcher  Hall.  When  the  men 
insisted  on  pushing  their  way 
through  security,  the  police 
were  called  in.  During  the  raid, 
a  security  guard  was  hit  by  a 
student;  however,  who  the  in- 
stigator of  this  incident  was  (the 
guard  or  the  student)  has  not 
been  confirmed. 

Some  of  the  men  were  suc- 
cessful in  their  attempts  to  enter 
Thatcher  Hall  and  subsequent- 
ly embarked  on  a  raid  of  the 
women's  rooms.  This  part  of 
the  incident  was  short-lived, 
and  fortunately,  nothing  was 
vandalized. 

When  all  was  thought  to 
have  ended  for  the  evening, 
another  incident  involving  an 
unidentified  student  and 
another  individual  took  place  in 
Talge  Hall.  After  exchanging 
some  heated  words,  the  student 
hit  the  individual,  knocking 
him  to  the  floor. 

Concerned  that  the  raids  of 
the  last  two  years  have  gone  too 
far,  Everett  Schlisner,  Dean  of 
Students,  called  a  meeting  for 
this  past  Sunday  evening,  Oc- 
tober 14,  in  which  all  student 
leaders  participated  and  in 
which  Thursday  night  was 
discussed.  Wanting  to  get  some 
student  input  as  to  how  the  raid 
ids   should   be 


handled,  Schlisner  used  some 
of  this  information  in  a  faculty 
meeting  held  Monday  morning, 
October  15.  Schlisner  related  to 
the  student  leaders  that  raids  of 
the  dorms  will  not  be  tolerated 
any  longer.  Individuals  who  are 
caught  or  who  are  found  to 
have  participated  in  a  raid  will 
be  disciplined.  (The  appropriate 
disciplinary  action  was  discuss- 
ed Monday  morning.  Another 
topic  to  have  been  discussed 
was  how  to  handle  those  in- 
dividuals who  are  known  to 
have  participated  Thursday 
evening.)  One  of  the  student 
leaders,  Russell  Duerksen, 
brought  up  an  idea  as  to  how 
to  handle  emergencies  like  the 
Thursday  night  black-out:  In 
the  future,  the  administration 
should  be  prepared  to  channel 
the  built-up  energy  into  positive 
activities  so  that  the  raids  will 
not  occur  again.  The  majority 
of  the  leaders  liked  Russell's 
idea,  and  plans  of  this  sort  will 
be  implemented  in  the  future. 
In  relation  to  Monday's 
meeting,  at  the  time  of  this 
writing,  none  of  the  contents  of 
it  had  been  released.  However, 
Dean  Schlisner  told  the  student 
leaders  that  the  student  body 
will  be  informed  of  its 
dec! 


Greg  King 

H.M.S.  Richards,  Jr.,  direc- 
tor of  the  Voice  of  Prophecy 
radio-broadcast,  will  be  the 
guest  speaker  at  the  Chat- 
tanooga First  Seventh-day 
Adventist  Church  on  Saturday, 
October  20.  Pastor  Richards 
will  speak  for  the  morning  wor- 
ship service  which  begins  at 
1 1 :00  a.m.  During  the  Sabbath 
School,  commencing  at  9:30,  he 
will  report  on  action  taken  dur- 
ing the  recent  General  Con- 
ference Annual  Council  and 
talk  about  the  Voice  of  Pro- 
phecy's outreach  ministry. 
Southern  College  students  and 
the  Collegedale  community  are 
invited  to  participate  in  this 
special  occasion  of  worship  and 
fellowship. 

The  Voice  of  Prophey,  one 
of  the  longest  continuous 
religious  radio  broadcasts  in  the 
nation,  was  founded  in  1930  by 
Pastor  Richards'  father, 
H.M.S.  Richards.  Since  then 
the  program  has  expanded  un- 
til it  is  heard  daily  or  on  Sun- 
days on  some  750  stations  in 
North  America.  Overseas, 
another  1,100  stations  carry 
radio  programs  that  bear  the 
same  name  or  are  closely  af- 
filiated with  the  Voice  of 
Prophecy. 

Pastor  Richards,  a  longtime 


favorite  of  the  church's  young 
people,  has  spoken  at 
numerous  youth  congresses,  Bi- 
ble camps,  and  campmeetings. 
Many  students  and  community 
residents,  who  have  become 
familiar  with  his  ministry  over 
the  years,  will  look  forward  to 
the  privilege  of  welcoming  him 
to  Chattanooga.  The  church  is 
located  at  400  Tunnel 
Boulevard. 


Index 

..p.  2 

Reflections . . . 

..p.  3 

News  Briefs  . 

..p.  5 

Garfield  

.p.  5,7 

..p.  6 

..p.  8 

Foresight 

..p.  8 

. 

Editorial 
OTo  Break  the  Rules  Or. 

An  ironic  phenomenon  has  come  to  my  attention  It  can  be 
discovered  by  following  a  logical  sequence  to  reveal  the  cone u_ 
^n  We  are  a  people  who  abide  by  and  uphold  the  pnncple  bebef 
taa  d^raTright?  We  vote  people  into  office  « .the, ■« 
govern  our  country.  We  give  people  power-it  is  not  extracted  from 
usTrTke  iawfand  rules  for  us  to  obey.  We  re*  on  their  jud- 
men,  in  setting  up  standards  by  which  we  follow.  W£^ 
tog  aU  that  and  proclaiming  with  pnde  that  we  are  a  democracy 
of  the  people,  by  the  people,  for  the  people,  we  turn  around  and 
break  the  very  laws  which  we  set  up  through  our  power  to  begin 
with,  isn't  that  strange?  Couldn't  a  lot  of  steps  be  avoided  rn 
establishing  our  form  of  government  if  we  weren  t  going  tc .follow 
the  rules  that  those  in  power  made  by  our  request  in  the  beginn- 
ing? We  could  just  let  everyone  do  as  they  wish,  nght?  How  proud 
would  we  be  of  our  system  then? 

One  might  reason  that  there  are  a  lot  of  rules  that  are  made 
up  that  we  just  can't  go  along  with.  How  many?  Sure  there  might 
be  some  rules  that  we  don't  agree  with,  but  because  we  have  given 
authority  to  a  certain  group  of  lawmakers  and  because  we  claim 
to  be  a  constituent  of  this  country,  we  have  at  least  a  moral  obliga- 
tion to  follow  almost  every  rule.  "Render  unto  Caesar  that  which 
is  Caesar's."  It's  the  plain,  ordinary,  easy-to-follow  rules  that  give 
me  reason  to  wonder  why  people  break  them.  The  most  simply 
stated  rule  of  the  land  that  probably  99.99  percent  of  the  citizens 
of  this  country  have  broken  is  that  of  the  speed  limit.  We  go  65 
instead  of  55  because  we  know  most  cops  will  give  you  10  miles- 
i        per-hour  grace  (except  in  Collegedale  of  course). 

The  same  phenomena  is  seen  here  at  Southern  College.  How 
proud  would  we  be  of  our  school  if  everyone  were  allowed  to  do 
anything  they  wanted?  You  might  say  it  would  be  great,  but  would 
you  really  think  so  if  that  were  a  reality?  And  yet  we  continue 
to  break  the  basic  rules  that  were  made  to  uphold  the  standard 
of  a  Christian  school.  Why  would  someone  want  to  break  into 
the  women's  dorm? 

It's  the  minute  laws  that  are  made,  that  perhaps  we  don't  even 
know  about,  that  would  seem  to  get  broken  most  frequently.  But 
why  the  most  common  rules  that  make  us  as  a  country  or  a  school 
distinct?  1  believe  there  are  some  questions  that  need  to  be 
answered. 


Letters.  .  . 


Secret  Sister  Program  a  Success 


HEFFERLDN  WHITES  HOME 

Dear  Friends  at  SC: 

We  are  very  glad  to  hear  that 
SC  is  having  a  good  year.  The 
Special  Studies  Journal,  with  its 
stimulating  articles  by  our 
faculty  and  by  Gordon  Bietz,  is 
a  good  sign  of  how  things  are 


STAFF 

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Dennis  Negron 

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Here  at  the  University  of 
Denver,  we  are  progressing 
with  the  Physics  Department 
research  project:  Henry 
Kuhlman,  OrviUe  Bignall,  Gary 
Burdick,  and  Erin  Sutton  are 
each  more  or  less  involved  in  it 
with  me.  So  are  scientists  in 
Brussels,  Belgium  and  Heifei, 
People's  Republic  of  China.  It 
is  so  interesting  that,  when  the 
time  for  a  scientific  idea  comes, 
you  find  involved  people  com- 
ing "out  of  the  woodwork." 
(That's  different  from  saying 
"off  the  wall,"  isn't  it?) 

Our  family  has  rented  a  pic- 
turesque old  house  four  miles 
up  University  Avenue,  across 
from  the  Botanical  Garden.  We 
have  had  visits  from  Gary  Bur- 
dick and  Jim  Eldridge. 

We  had  some  three  inches  of 
snow  on  September  25  and 
again  a  day  or  so  later.  Now  it 
has  warmed  up  again.  The 
snow-capped  Rocky  Mountains 
are  so  beautiful,  as  we  see  then, 
just  west  of  Denver. 

Faculty  and  students  at  SC 
can  be  very  happy  with  their 
ready  access  to  computers,  with 
the  instant  services  of  the 
Records  Office,  and  with  the 
quality  of  the  instructional  pro- 
gram. SC  is  not  inferior  to  the 
University  of  Denver  in  such 
areas.  May  God  be  with  all  of 
you  during  this  1984-85 
academic  year. 

Ray  Hefferlin 

Physics  Department 

University  of  Denver 

Denver,  CO  80208 


Ever  since  its  inception  on 
the  Southern  College  campus, 
the  Secret  Sister  Program, 
which  was  originated  several 
years  ago  by  Sigma  Theta  Chi 
(Women's  Club),  has  been  a  re- 
sounding success. 

Evidence  of  its  success  can  be 
found  throughout  "the  campus. 
Walking  slowly  down  the 
hallway  in  Talge  Hall  from  the 
lobby  with  a  container  of  ice 
cream  from  Baskin  Robbins, 
Jon  Marcum  exclaimed  with 
excitement,  "Secret  Sisters  are 
really  great!"  Passersby  in 
Talge  lobby  can  perceive  the 
aura  of  enchantment  in  the 
gentlemen  who  anxiously  paw 
through  the  box  labeled, 
"From  Secret  Sisters."  Expres- 
sions such  as,  "This  is  great," 
"Wow,  I  got  a  letter  from 
"Smiley";  can  you  believe  it?" 
and  "This  girl  is  on  the  ball!" 
can  readily  be  heard. 

Many  women  have  similar 
reactions.  Several  of  the  women 


had  remarks  similar  to  the 
following:  "Sounds  pretty 
good.  I  like  having  a  secret 
brother  even  though  I  think 
mine  already  knows  who  I 
am."  Sheila  Elwin  said,  "it  js 
excellent.  It  has  helped  me  to 
get  to  know  some  people  that  I 
never  would  have  gotten  a 
chance  to  meet."  Diana  Green 
exclaimed,  "It's  fun.  It  makes 
life  interesting!" 

Despite  the  overall  success, 
however,  some  women  have 
been  disappointed  because  their 
brothers  have  not  written  to 
them.  Either  these  men  have  yet 
to  realize  the  fun  the  Secret 
Sister  Program  can  be  or  they 
beUeve  that  they  are  too  busy 
for  the  program.  Consequent- 
ly, it  has  been  suggested  that 
these  individuals  at  least  write 
"  a  letter  to  their  respective  sisters 
with  the  reason  they  wish  ( 
discontinue  writing.  This  deed 
will  guarantee  that  all  parties 
will  be  partially  satisfied. 


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Reflections 


The  Charley  Gordon  Syndrome 


• 


David  Smith 

Growing  up  as  a  twin  often 
frustrated    me.    Much   as    I 
wanted  to  be  myself,  others 
wouldn't  allow  me  my  own 
I  identity.  The  members  of  the 
church  in  the  town  where  I  grew 
[  up  often  referred  to  my  twin 
:  as  "those  cute  Smith 
Iboys."  Now  what  young,  active 
boy  wants  to  be  described  as 
"cute"?  I  would  rather  they 
would  have  called  us  "little 
bevils"  or  any  other  more  ap- 
propriate phrase.  What  injured 
fay  young  sensitive  ego  the 
Iiost,  however,  was  when  so- 
neone  would  walk  up  to  and 
[variably  ask,  "Now,  which 
!  you?"  It  seemed  to  me 
lever  had  a  name;  I  was 
limply  "one  of  the  twins,"  and 
my  immature  mind  that 
yiewpoint  seemed  to  be  my 
predestined  identity  for  life. 

I  grew  up  experiencing  the 
benefits  and  the  deficits  which 
i  dual  identity  can  offer  one.  I 
well  remember  one  time  when 
brother  and  I  had 
nisbehaved  during  camp- 
neeting  one  summer,  and  my 
grandmother  took  it  upon 
herself  to  discipline  us.  She 
went  into  the  tent  we  were  stay- 
and  composed  herself 
s  Ellen  White  counsels 
parents  to  do  before  disciplin- 
rig  their  children.  Once  she  was 
[  under  control,  she  invited  my 
I  brother  into  the  tent.  He 
I  relunctantly  accepted  her  in- 
I  vitat ion  and  received  what  I  am 
I  sure  was  his  just  due.  When  he 
I  emerged  from  the  tent,  the  two 
I  of  us  stood  there  weeping  and 
■"consoling  one  another.  Grand- 
I  mother  retreated  to  the  tent  to 


again  compose  herself  before 
dealing  with  me.  When  she 
finally  came  out  of  the  tent,  she 
grabbed  by  poor  brother  and 
started  yanking  him  into  the 
tent  again.  He  protested  rather 
vehemently:  "But  Grand- 
mother, you  already  spanked 
me!"  Her  reply  brought  him  lit- 
tle comfort,  though  it  did  lift 
my  spirits  some:  "Now,  David, 
it  won't  do  you  any  good  to 
he."  She  promptly  pulled  his 
struggling  little  body  into  the 
tent  and  spanked  him  again.  By 
the  time  she  discovered  her 
mistake,  she  found  it  impossi- 
ble to  collect  herself,  and,  con- 
sequently, I  never  did  receive 
that  spanking.  Now  I'm  sure 
that  my  dear  brother  deserved 
a  double  spanking,  though  I 
can't  remember  what  he  did, 
but  it  did  trouble  me  greatly 
that  my  own  grandmother 
didn't  seem  to  know  who  I  was. 
One  doesn't  have  to  be  a  twin 
to  experience  an  identity  crisis. 
In  fact,  college  students  are  par- 
ticularly vulnerable  to  a  par- 
ticular type  of  identity  conflict, 
one  which  I  like  to  call  the 
Charley  Gordon  Syndrome. 
Charley  Gordon  is  the  pro- 
tagonist in  the  film  "Charley." 
In  this  fictional  plot,  Charley, 
whose  IQ  is  extremely  low,  is 
used  by  a  group  of  ambitious 
scientists  as  the  prime  guinea 
pig  in  an  experiment  designed 
to  test  the  possibility  of  ar- 
tificially improving  human  in- 
telligence. After  surgery  tiggers 
major  changes  in  Charley's 
mental  capabilities,  he 
undergoes  a  period  of 
traumatic  intellectual  growth. 


His  mental  growth  rate  pro- 
gresses much  more  rapidly  than 
his  emotional  and  social 
development.  As  a  result, 
Charley  has  changed  so  rapid- 
ly, and  his  head  is  so  cluttered 
with  new  information  that  he 
cannot  successfully  understand 
himself. 

This  identity  conflict 
becomes  the  focus  during  the 
film's  climax.  In  this  scene, 
Charley  is  interviewed  by  the 
world's  leading  scientists.  These 
scientists  ask  Charley  many  dif- 
ferent questions  designed  to  test 
the  depth  of  his  newly  acquired 
intelligence.  His  accurate  but 
flippant  responses  quickly  con- 
vince them  of  his  superior 
knowledge.  But  Charley, 
frustrated  with  what  he 
perceives  as  the  shallowness  of 
these  scientists1  own 
knowledge,  asks  them  a  ques- 
tion, a  question  which  neither 
he  nor  they  can  answer.  His 
question  is  this:  "What  is  the 
answer  to  the  question-Charley 
Gordon?"  Charley's  life  has 
become  one  big  question  mark, 
and  he  pathetically  reaches  out 
to  the  great  minds  assembled  in 
that  room  and  asks  for  an  ex- 
planation of  who  or  what  he  is. 


But 


has 


Charley,  as  a  result  of  the 
surgery  and  of  the  accelerated 
intellectual  growth  which  he  has 
experienced,  no  longer  has  a 
clear  identity.  He  has  learned 
too  much,  too  fast,  and  he 
hasn't  had  the  time  he  needed 
to  keep  up  with  himself. 

Certainly  many  college 
students  are  subject  to  this  same 
syndrome.  They  experience  all 


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the  horrors  of  pressured  learn- 
ing during  their  college  careers. 
They  spend  anywhere  from  two 
to  five  years  continually  cram- 
ming knowledge  into  their 
brains,  and  they  seldom  have 
time  to  keep  up  with  themselves 
emotionally  or  spiritually.  Stu- 
dying, eating,  attending  classes, 
working,  and,  occasionally, 
sleeping,  form  the  deadly 
routine  many  college  students 
find  themselves  trapped  in.  This 
routine  threatens  to  convert 
each  of  them  into  a  very  large 
question  mark.  They  walk 
about  their  various  campuses 
wondering  "What  is  the  answer 
to  the  question-(their  name)?" 

I'm  thankful  that  an  answer 
to  that  question  can  be  found 
in  God's  Word.  The  disciples' 
experience  with  Christ  amply  il- 
lustrates how  an  answer  can  be 
found  to  this  question.  As 
Christ  prepared  to  carry  out 
His  earthly  ministry,  He  chose 
disciples  to  help  Him,  and  He 
trained  them  so  they  could 
carry  on  His  work  after  He  was 
gone.  Sines  He  had  only  three 
years  to  accomplish  His  mission 
and  to  educate  these  men  con- 
cerning His  own  identity  and 
His  special  task,  He  continual- 
ly exposed  the  disciples  to  a 
pressured  learning  environ- 
ment. How  puzzled  the 
disciples  were  as  they  watched 
their  Master  perform  miracles, 
as  they  heard  his  strange  say- 
ings, as  they  observed  his 
challenge  to  the  established 
customs  of  their  people.  Their 
days  were  filled  with  new  ideas 
and  experiences,  and  they 
couldn't  seem  to  keep  up  with 
their  Teacher,  much  less  to 
keep  up  with  themselves. 

The  quizzes  Christ  gave  His 
students  challenged  them,  but 
more  importantly,  they  helped 
the  disciples  better  learn  about 
Christ  and  about  themselves. 
Two  key  quiz  questions  Christ 
posed  to  His  disciples  are  found 
in  Matthew  16:  13-15.  The  first 
question  is,  "Who  do  men  say 
that  the  Son  of  man  is?"  The 
follow  up  question  asked:  "But 
who  do  you  say  that  I  am?"  I 
find  it  significant  that  Christ 
found  it  more  important  that 
His  students  understand  who 
they  were.  It  is  apparent  from 
reading  the  Gospels  that  Christ 
understood  his  disciples  much 
better  than  they  understood 
themselves.  Christ's  prediction 
of  Peter's  denial  is  one  classic 
example  of  this.  Yet  His 
greatest  concern  was  that  they 
understand,  not  themselves,  but 
Him.  The  reason  why  this  was 
so  is  simple  yet  beautiful.  Christ 
knew  that  only  by  merging  their 
human   identities   with   His 


divine  one,  only  by  denying  self 
and  following  Him,  would 
these  men  be  able  to  carry  on 
His  work.  Only  then  would 
they  be  able  to  understand 
themselves.  Christ  was  as  much 
as  saying  to  them,  "If  you  can 
understand  who  I  am,  if  you 
can  lose  your  life  for  my  sake, 
then  you  will  not  only  find  Me, 
but  you  will  find  yourself  as 
well.  The  most  important  ques- 
tion Christ  ever  asked  His 
disciples  was:  "What  is  the 
answer  to  the  question-Jesus 
Christ?"  The  disciples  quest  to 
answer  that  question  resulted  in 
the  merging  of  their  identities 
with  Christ's;  it  enabled  them 
to  enjoy  all  the  benefits  of  a 
dual  identity  with  God  Himself. 
This  dual  identity  enabled  these 
humble  men  to  turn  "the  world 
upside  down"  (Acts  17:6). 

Are  you  a  big  question  mark 
walking  around  the  campus  of 
Southern  College?  Do  you  feel 
overwhelmed  by  the  pressured 
learning  environment  which 
you  are  daily  exposed  to?  Do 
you  feel  as  though  you  are  pass- 
ing yourself  up,  as  though  you 
don't  have  time  to  "find 
yourself"?  Then  take  the  time 
to  answer  the  question-Jesus 
Christ.  Lose  yourself  for  His 
sake,  and  find  Him.  If  you  will 
do  this,  then  you  will  discover 
that  the  world  is  no  longer  tur- 
ning you  upside  down,  but, 
thanks  to  your  new  understan- 
ding of  your  Lord,  and  of 
yourself,  you  will  be  turning  the 
world  upside  down.  And  the 
dual  identity  which  you  will 
gain  from  this  experience  will 
enhance  your  life  in  ways  you 
never  dreamed  of  and  will  of- 
fer you  eternal  joys  and  per- 
sonal peace. 


tinued  support.  Help  u 
Because  the  things  we 
really  help.  In  your  owr 


Vte're 

counting  on 

you. 


A  QOU.T1I  Good  NofcUor. 


40  Years  Ago. 


Joanne  Scungio  To  Lead 
Nursing  Workshop 


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Maude  Jones  Hall  Dedicated 


Miss  Maude  Jones  was 
signally  honored  at  a  simple 
ceremony  on  the  steps  of  the 
young  ladies'  home  on  Satur- 
day, September  29,  when  the 
girls'  dormitory  was  officially 
renamed  Maude  Jones  Hall. 
Elder  T.  K.  Ludgate,  chairman 
of  arrangements,  presided  at 
the  short  service,  and  President 
K.  A.  Wright  offered  the 
dedicatory  prayer.  As  Con- 
ference President,  ELder  E.  F. 
Hackman  expressed  the  com- 
pliments of  the  Union.  A  poem 
for  this  special  occasion  ws 
presented  by  Miss  Margarita 
Dietel. 

Literally  hundreds  of 
students  who  have  attended 
Southern  Missionary  College, 
some  of  them  now  serving  in 
foreign  mission  stations,  will 
remember  Miss  Jones  as  she 
stood  before  them  in  her 
classroom.  To  them,  her 
response  to  the  remarks  of 
Elders  Hackman  and  Ludgate 
will  have  a  familiar  ring. 

"This  little  ceremony  has 
brought  to  me  the  realization  of 
one  of  life's  greatest  longings-- 
the  desire  to  find  an  individual 
whose  affection  was  deeply 
enough  rooted  to  cause  forget- 
fulp.Oss  of  the  homeliness  of  my 
name,  and  to  produce  a  will- 
ingness to  bestow,  at  least,  part 
of  it  upon  some  .unsuspecting 
helpless  infant. 


"There  may  have  been  a  few 
promises  along  the  way,  but  no 
fulfillments,  and  ever  1  have 
had  to  comfort  myself  with  the 
thought  that  genuine  altruism 
would  forbid  grief  over  the 
failure  of  either  friends  or 
relatives  to  place  upon  a  child 
the  name  of  an  identification 
tag  that  I  had  always  secretly 
resented. 

"Imagine  then,  my  utter 
amazement  when  confronted 
with  the  suggestion  that  the 
girls'  home,  the  very  walls  of 
which  are  filled  with  sacred 
memories  of  a  twenty-one  year 
sojourn  there  was  to  be  given, 
not  part,  but  all  of  my 
•place,    insignificant 


"And  so  my  yearning  has 
come  true  in  a  larger  measure 
than  I  could  ever  have 
dreamed.  Formerly,  I  had 
hoped  for  the  calling  of  a  sim- 
ple child  after  me;  now,  I  am 
experiencing  the  joy  of  seeing 
my  name  emblazoned  upon  the 
brow  of  a  mother  whose 
sheltering  arms  are  destined  to 
enfold  hundreds,  yea 
thousands,  rather  than  one. 

"First  of  all  to  my  heavenly 
Father,  and  then  to  the 
members  of  our  board,  to  you 
Elder  Hackman,  president  of 
our  Union,  to  you  Elder 
Wright,  president  of  our 
Southern  Missionary  College, 


to  you  friends  assembled  here, 
and  to  those  I  know  throughout 
the  Southland,  I  extend  sincere 
appreciation  and  warmest 
gratitude  for  this  signal  honor. 
Not  even  the  sense  of  my  own 
unworthiness  can  dim  the 
gladness  of  this  honor. 

"Because  for  years,  many 
and  blessed,  my  very  existence 
has  been  bound  up  in  the  life  of 
this  school-its  sunshine  and 
shadow,  its  successes  and 
sorrows--I  could  wish  for  no 
more  fitting  climax  to  this  ex- 
tended period  of  loving  service 
than  the  assurance  that  I  shall 
still  have  a  place  in  its  thoughts, 
even  when  I  shall  have  ceased 
to  pass  in  and  out  among  its 
busy  activities  as  in  the  golden 
long  ago. 

"From  the  depths  of  a  heart 
flooded  with  greatful  memories 
of  twenty-eight  unforgettable 
years,  I  thank  you  each  and 
every  one,  and  pray  that  our 
association  begun  in  this  college 
planted  by  God's  own  hand  in 
the  midst  of  the  beautiful 
valley,  may  reach  its  perfect 
fruition  in  that  eternal  school  of 
the  hereafter  where  there  will  be 
no  more  growing  old,  no  more 
perlexities,  no  more  doubts,  no 
more  failures,  but  instead, 
endless  youth,  sweet  peace,  ever 
increasing  faith,  and  a  ceaseless 
passage  from  glory  to  glory." 
Reprinted  from  October  12, 
1945. 


A  workshop  covering  a  range 
of  issues  related  to  childhood 
cancer  will  be  given  at  Southern 
College  of  Seventh-day  Adven- 
tists  on  Thursday,  November  1, 
from  8  a.m.  to  3:30  p.m. 

Dr.  Joanne  Scungio, 
associate  professor  and 
research/statistical  consultant 
at  the  Univeristy  of  Alabama 
School  of  Nursing  in  Birm- 
ingham, will  lead  discussion  of 
"The  Role  of  the  Nurse  in 
Pediatric  Oncology."  The 
workshop,  a  presentation  in  the 
Florence  Oliver  Anderson  Nur- 
sing Series,  will  be  in  Ackerman 
Auditorium  on  the  Collegedale 
campus.  Physical  assessment, 
pain  and  nutritional  manage- 
ment, psychosocial  issues,  and 
research  are  areas  to  be  includ- 
ed in  the  day's  discussions. 

Dr.  Scungio,  a  native  of 
Rhode  Island,  has  extensive 
educational,  research,  and  pro- 
fessional experience  in  the  area 
of  nursing  care  for  children. 
Over  the  last  ten  years  she  has 
held  numerous  conferences, 
seminars,  and  workshops 
related  to  nursing  research,  on- 
cology, death  and  dying,  and 


maternal  and  child  health.  Thi 
University  of  Pittsburgh  award 
ed  Miss  Scungio  her  doctorate 
as  well  as  a  master  of  nursing 
degree,  in  nursing  care  of 
children.  She  continues  her 
direct  involvement  in  research 
projects  dealing  with  coping 
with  childhood  cancer  and  c 
diac  defects.  She  is  research  and 
statistical  consultant  for  the 
Cancer  Institute  in  Torino,  Ita- 
ly, which  is  studying  psycho- 
social    issues    of   childhood 

The    Candlelighters, 

Association  of  Parents  of 
Children  With  Cancer,  and 
Health  Care  Professionals,  is 
one  of  the  many  organizations 
to  which  Dr.  Scungio  belongs. 
She  is  secretary  of  the  Associa- 
tion for  Pediatric  Oncology 
Nurses  and  is  vice-president  of 
the  Alabama  State  Nurses' 
Association. 

The  workshop  fee  of  $15  ii 
eludes  CEU  (continuing  educa- 
tion unit)  certification  and 
lucheon.  Anyone  wishing  fur- 
ther information  may  call  the 
Division  of  Nursing  at  South- 
ern College,  (615)  238-2940. 


"The  way  to  be  a  bore  is  to 
say  everything." 

Voltaire 


SC  Delegation   Attends   Bible  Conference 


Brent  Van  Arsdell  &  JT  Shim 
Forty  eight  Southern  College 
students  attended  the  Inler- 
Collegiate  Bible  Conference 
GCBC)  at  Camp  Yorktown  Bay 
near  Hot  Springs,  Arkansas. 
ICBC  is  a  get  together  for 
spiritual  growth  for  Southern 
College,  Union  College,  and 
Southwestern  Adventist  Col- 
lege. This  meeting  was  the 
fourth  annual  and  largest  ICBC 
and  was  coordinated  this  year 
by  SAC. 

The  SC  group  left  Col- 
legedale Wednesday  night  in  a 
van  and  on  the  touring  bus  for 
the  all-night  drive  to  camp. 
After  a  brief  separation  of  van 
and  bus,  a  stop  for  breakfast  at 
McDonald's,  and  a  walk 
around  Hot  Springs,  the  group 
rolled  into  Camp  Yorktown 
Bay  half  a  day  later. 

Since  SC  had  arrived  first 
they  had  the  entire  camp  to 
themselves  for  swimming,  sun- 
bathing, water  skiing,  jet  ski- 
ing, sailing,  horseback  riding, 
and  relaxing  until  a  combined 
lunch/supper  was  served  late 
afternoon.  The  SAC  delegation 
arrived  about  six. 
That  evening  the  two  schools 


participated  in  an  event  known 
as  an  "Ice  Breaker"  designed 
for  the  delegates  to  get  to  know 
each  other.  College  students  en- 
thusiastically indulged  in  some 
of  the  most  ridiculous  activities, 
which  contributed  to  a  sense  of 
unity.  The  UC  group  showed 
up  about  five  hours  later 
because  of  bus  trouble. 

Friday  dawned  rainy  and 
grey.  Several  SC  students 
remarked  that  it  made  them  feel 
at  home:  "Just  like  back  in 
Collegedale."  The  rain  con- 
tinued on  and  off  all  day,  but 
mostly  on.  Umbrellas  had  not 
been  on  the  list  of  things  to 
bring,  but  a  few  students  had 
the  foresight  and  common 
sense  to  bring  one. 

Two  study  sessions  began 
simultaneously  at  9:30  a.m. 
Gary  Swanson,  associate  editor 
of  Listen  Magazine,  spoke  on 
peer  pressure.  One  of  his 
demonstrations  was  to  have 
five  people  selected  apparently 
at  random  to  respond  to  some 
questions.  On  the  third  ques- 
tion the  first  four  individuals  in 
the  lineup  had  been  previously 
instructed  to  give  the  obvious- 


ly wrong  answer.  The  last  in- 
dividual was  expected  to  go 
along  with  the  crowd.  Vonda 
Clark,  a  student  here,  did  not. 
"This  was  the  first  time  that 
this  has  happened,"  Swanson 
claimed. 

Dr.  Norman  Gulley,  pro- 
fessor of  religion  at  Southern 
College,  spoke  on  eschatology. 
With  the  help  of  his  overhead 
projector  and  screen,  he  ex- 
pounded on  last  day  events.  At 
1 1 :00  the  two  groups  switched 
lecturers. 

The  afternoon  was  free  time, 
with  the  hardier  souls  skiing, 
canoeing,  jet  skiing,  and  riding 
horses  in  the  rain.  Fortunately 
the  water  was  warm,  and  most 
people  enjoyed  themselves  in 
spite  of  the  weather. 

SC  had  vespers.  Bob 
Folkenberg  and  John  Dysinger 
led  out  in  song  service.  Ron 
Whitehead,  camp  director,  in- 
cluded in  his  remarks  the  sug- 
gestion that  Folkenberg  take  up 
music  as  a  major  in  addition  to 
his  theology.  Elder  Jim  Her- 
man spoke. 

The  weather  started  out 
continued  on  page  8 


Vonda  Clark  waits  to  put  her  bedding  in  the  van 
while  preparing  to  go  to  the  Bible  Conference. 


Behavioral 

Science  Club  Is 

Formed 


I  Moni  Gennick 

The  Behavioral  Science  Club 
I  has  formed  and  is  ready  for  the 
v  school  year.  Scott  O'Brien 
land  Connie  Salisbury  are  presi- 
Ident  and  vice-president,  respec- 
tively, of  this  year's  Behavioral 
Science  Club.  "I  have  a  lot  of 
Enthusiasm  for  the  club  this 
'  O'Brien  said.  "I'd  like 
o  see  a  very  active  group. 
One  of  the  main  activities 
Jthat    O'Brien    and    Salisbury 
Iwould  like  to  see  happen  with 
|their    club    is   to    have   the 
members  exposed  to  some  of 
the  institutions  in  the  area.  This 
plan  includes  places  like  Moc- 
Bend,  a  state-operated 
facility,  and  Valley  Psychiatric 
nd  Mountain  View  privately- 
bperated  hospitals. 

The  Behavioral  Sciences 
Jocus  on  people,  and  O'Brien 
nd  Salisbury  feel  their  club 
hoes  the  same.  "We're  people 
oriented,"  O'Brien  said. 
Salisbury  supports  the  idea, 
Stating  that  people  are 
[fascinating  and  unique. 

O'Brien  and  Salisbury  would 

like  to  encourage  others  to  join 

e  club  since  it  is  not  closed  for 

behavioral  science  majors  only. 

present    there    are    26 

nembers  in  the  club. 

•The    Club    is    all    the 

members,"  O'Brien  said,  "not 

Jjust  the  officers.  With  their  in- 

put,  ideas,  and  support,  we  will 

fhave  a  successful  year." 


Blair  String  Quartet  to  Preform 


The  Blair  String  Quartet,  na- 
tionally known  and  critically 
acclaimed  for  their  concerts, 
recordings,  and  radio  broad- 
casts, will  appear  in  concert  on 
Sunday,  October 21,  at  8  p.m., 
at  Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists. 

The  program,  a  part  of  the 
Chamber  Music  Series 
presented  by  the  Division  of 
Music  at  the  college,  wil  be  in 
Ackerman  Auditorium  on  the 
Collegedale  campus.  Admis- 
sion is  free  and  the  public  is 
welcome. 

Quartet  members  are  Chris- 
tian Teal  and  Cornelia  Heard, 
violins,  Kathryn  Plummer, 
viola,  and  Grace  Mihi  Bating, 
cello.  They  have  given  concerts 
from  New  York  to  Californina, 
on  National  Public  Radio,  at 
the  National  Gallery  in 
Washington,   D.C.,   and   the 


Religion  Dept.  Gets  Own  Home 


Lori  Heinsman 

The  Division  of  Religion  will 
finally  have  a  place  to  call  its 
own  when  Miller  Hall  is 
transformed  into  the  Religion 
Center  and  renamed  Sojuco- 
nian  Hall.  Renovation,  per- 
formed primarily  by  the 
Southern  College  Engineering 
Department,  is  projected  to  be 
finished  by  August,  1985. 

The  name  "Sojuconian" 
refers  to  the  alumni  of 
Southern  Junior  College  (SJC). 
SJC  was  the  name  given  to  the 
college  before  it  became 
Southern  Missionary  College. 
Religion  Chairman,  Dr.  Gor- 
don Hyde,  describes  the  So- 
juconiansas  "some  of  the  most 
generous  supporters  of  S.C.  in 
all  of  its  endeavors-an  extreme- 
ly loyal  and  generous  alumni 
group."  Their  generosity  is 
shown  through  the  $150,000 
they  have  donated  to  refurbish 
Miller  Hall. 

Renovations  will  include 
completely  new  roof,  central 


heating  and  air  conditioning, 
changing  practice  rooms  and 
music  studios  into  spacious  of- 
fices and  classrooms, 
redecorated  restrooms,  and 
new  lighting.  A  baptistry  will  be 
installed  in  the  chapel. 

Miller  Hall  was  dedicated 
February  10,  1954,  to  Howard 
A.  Miller,  SJC  music  teacher 
for  15  years.  Professor  Miller  is 
known  for  his  songs  in  the 
Church  Hymnal  and  Gospel 
Melodies. 

The  dedication  for  Sojuco- 
nian Hall  is  part  of  Alumni 
Homecoming's  Founder's  Day 
program,  Friday,  November  2. 
A  tree,  brought  from  the  old 
Graysville  campus,  will  be 
planted  as  part  of  the  dedica- 
tion. A  fountain  is  scheduled  to 
be  built  out  of  stones  brought 
from  Graysville.  The  chapel 
will  be  dedicated  to  Robert  H. 
Pierson,  General  Conference 
President  from  1966  to  1979 
and  graduate  of  SJC, 


Music  in  the  Mountains  Series 
in  Colorado.  The  Quartet  is  in 
residence  as  artist-faculty  at  the 
Blair  School  of  Music  at 
Vanderbilt  University  in 
Nashville,  Tennessee. 

Characterized  by  the 
Washington  Post  as  exhibiting 
"exquisite  balance,  perfect  in- 
tonation, and  exemplary  musi- 
cianship," the  Quartet  plans  to 
play  works  by  Haydn,  Bartok, 
and  Debussy.  Not  limiting  their 
repertoire  to  classics  from  past 
eras,  the  group  has  also 
premiered  new  works  by  several 
composers,  including  Frank 
Proto  and  Samuel  Rhodes. 
Their  albums  are  available  on 
Redmark,  Orpheus,  Varese- 
Sarabande,  and  Grenadilla 
labels. 


Away  From  Campus.  .  . 


Duarte  and  Rebels  Talk 

El  Salvador  president,  Jose  Napoleon  Duarte,  sat  down  with 
rebel  leaders  on  Monday  to  talk  about  ending  the  war  in  that  coun- 
try.  Each  side  gave  its  proposals  and  demands  for  peace  and  then  \^B 
agreed  to  meet  again  in  November.  The  meetng  was  a  historic 
first  after  five  years  of  bloodshed,  in  which  59,000  people  have 
been  killed. 

Possible  Solar  System  Found 

Scientists,  convinced  that  they  have  found  a  new  solar  system, 
released  a  photograph  Monday  of  what  may  be  a  young  system 
293  trillion  miles  away  from  Earth.  The  photograph  shows  a 
swarm  of  particles  surrounding  the  star  Beta  Pictoris.  Two  faint 
streaks  of  light  surround  the  star  and  extend  40  billion  miles.  Ac- 
cording to  the  scientists,  the  particles  most  likely  are  made  up  of 
ices,  sillicats,  and  organic  compounds. 

Nobel  Prizes  Awarded 

Two  of  the  Nobel  Prizes  have  been  awarded  so  far:  literature 
and  medicine.  Last  week  Czechaslovakian  poet  Jaroslar  Seifert 
was  awareded  the  Nobel  Prize  in  literature.  Earlier  this  week,  three 
medical  researchers  won  the  coveted  award  in  medicine.  Niels  Kaj 
Jeme,  a  Dane;  Georges  Koehler,  a  West  German;  and  Cesar  Mils- 
tein,  an  Argentine,  shared  the  prize  for  their  pioneering  work  in 
immunology.  The  three  deciphered  how  the  body's  defenses 
against  disease  work  and  how  to  manipulate  them  to  fight  disease. 
Their  discoveries  are  now  being  used  in  research  in  immunology. 

Supreme  Court  Decides  Religion  Question 

Adding  to  its  already  full  agenda,  the  Supreme  Court  said  Mon- 
day that  it  will  decide  whether  a  community  may  be  forced  to  pro- 
vide public  land  for  the  annual  display  of  a  Christmas  Nativity 
scene.  The  court  will  use  a  Scarsdale,  N.Y.,  case  to  determine 
whether  prohibiting  displays  of  Christ's  birth  from  public  pro- 
perty on  which  other  displays  are  allowed  is  a  violation  of  free- 
speech  rights.  The  community  had  permitted  the  display  until  local 
Jews  began  to  protest,  prompting  area  Christians  to  sue.  The 
Supreme  Court  probably  will  not  decide  the  case  until  sometime 
in  1985. 

Panel  ask  Amtrak  to  Study  Route 

A  legislative  commmittee  agreed  Monday  to  join  U.S.  Rep. 
Albert  Gore,  Jr.,  in  asking  Amtrak  to  study  the  costs  of  return- 
ing rail  passenger  service  to  Middle  and  East  Tennessee.  The  pro- 
posed route  would  stop  in  Nashville,  Chattanooga,  and  Atlanta. 
The  argument  against  the  route  is  that  the  line  would  mot  pay 
for  itself,  thus  needing  state  subsidy. 


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J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

SUNDAY 

Jewett  26  Lacra  20 


In  a 


n  foes, 


Uny  Johnson  caught  two  passes  for 
touchdowns  and  Rob  MeLlert  and  Rick 
Gaylc  scored  one  apiece  as  Jewell's 
team  remained  unbeaten  by  downing 
Lacra  Sunday.  Captain  Jeff  Jewell 
threw  three  touchdown  passes  and 
threw  two  extra  point  attempt  tallies  in 
guiding  his  team  to  victory.  The  victory 
pulled  them  into  a  first-place  tie  with 
Jeff  Davis'  team  at  3-0.  Bryan  Boyle 
connected  with  Dave  Stephenson  twice 
for  touchdown  scores  but  it  wasn't 
enough  as  ihe  loss  gave  Lacra  their  first 
setback  of  the  season. 

Rodgers  44  Gibbon  30 

In  Sunday's  A  League  action,  Myron 
Mixon  scored  four  touchdowns  and 
Ron  Barrow  and  Tony  Fowler  added  a 
touchdown  each  in  Rodgers"  victory 
over  Gibbon.  At  halflime  Rodgers  held 
a  slim  13-12  lead,  but  a  Barro-to-Mixon 
hookup  and  another  touchdown  pass 
from  Eddie  Soler  to  Mixon  enabled 
Rodgers  to  gain  control  of  the  contest. 


Schell  38  Lacra  28 

Ron  Aguilera  and  Karl  Cobes  caught 
two  touchdown  passes  each  while  John 
Toms  and  Jim  Huenergardt  added  one 
apiece  for  Chuck  Schnell's  team  Mon- 
day evening.  Brian  Boyle  threw  two  TD 


i  PAT  < 


MONDAY 


Peyton  13  Gibbon  7 

On  the  last  play  of  the  game,  John 
Misckewisc  connected  with  Jay  Dedeker 
as  Peyton  won  their  first  game  of  the 
season  Monday.  The  winning  play 
started  with  four  seconds  left  and 
Peyton  never  bothered  to  try  for  a  one 
point  conversion.  Colt  Peyton  threw  a 
touchdown  pass  to  Mike  Krall  earlier 
in  the  game  and  Mike  Gentry  caught  a 
pass  from  Dave  Buller  for  Gibbons  lone 
score.  With  the  loss,  Gibbon  dropped 


Jones  25  Herman  19 

Despite  Tom  McDonald's  three 
touchdowns  Monday  night,  Jones 
defeated  Pastor  Herman's  team  in  B 
league  action.  William  McKnight  threw 
three  touchdown  passes  connecting  with 
Steve  Jones,  Dave  Hendrick  and  Jeff 
Potter.  Dan  Pajic  threw  two  TD  passes 
for  Herman,  hooking  up  with 
McDonald  both  times.  Hermans  team, 
with  the  loss,  dropped  to  1-3  on  the 


scored  a  touchdown  in  a  losing  cause 
for  Lacra.  Ken  Pitts  scored  three 
touchdowns  for  Lacra,  but  Schnell  was 
just  too  tough  for  the  Hurricanes  who 
saw  their  record  fall  to  1-2-1 .  SchneU's 
record  after  the  win  went  to  2-1-1. 

Dickerhoff  47  Greve  19 
Captain  Mike  Dickerhoff  scored  four 
touchdowns  and  one  extra  point  in  his 
teams  domination  of  Greve  Monday 
night.  Dickerhoffs  team  scored  seven 
touchdowns  but  only  converted  three 
PAT  attempts.  Dickerhoff  also  scored 
a  safety  on  a  kick-off,  following  Toby 
Fowler's  touchdown  pass  to  Bill 
Dubois.  Kent  Greve  scored  one 
touchdown  and  passed  for  another 
while  Tim  Minear  and  Jim  Malone  each 
scored  TD's  for  Greve,  now  1-2, 

TUESDAY 

Yankelevitz  34  Shanko  18 

Hawaiian's  captain  Scott  Yankelevitz 
threw  four  touchdown  passes,  connec- 
ting wiih  both  Rob  Buckner  and  Don- 
ny  Howe  twice  as  Yank's  team  improv- 
ed their  record  to  4-0  Tuesday  evening. 
Yankelevitz  failed  to  convert  only  one 
of  their  five  PAT  attempts  during  the 
victory  while  Shanko  did  not  convert  in 
three  tries.  Tim  Tullock ,  Jay  McElroy, 
and  David  Twombly  had  the 
touchdown  scores  for  Shanko  who 

dropped  to  0-4. 

Stevenson  12  Travis  12 

In  Ladies  League  action,  Audrey  Gib- 
son and  Teresa  Brockway  scored 
touchdowns  for  Travis,  and  Pauline 
James  and  Nancy  Holness  each  scored 
touchdowns  for  Stevenson  in  Tuesday's 
tie  game.  It  was  a  game  of  missed  PAT 
opportunities  and  Stevenson  second  tie 
fo  the  season.  For  Travis'  team,  which 
has  yet  to  break  the  win  column,  it  was 
their  first  tic  to  go  along  with  one 
defeat.  Stevenson  could  have  moved  in- 
to a  first-place  tic  with  Pellom  with  a 


FLAGBALL 

Scoring  Leaders 
As  of  October  15,  1984 


"A"  League 
Touchdowns 

Mike  Dickerhoff 
Myron  Mixon 
Royce  Earp 
Jack  Roberts 
Pat  Duff 
Dave  Alonso 
Mike  Krall 

Touchdown  Passes 
Royce  Earp 
Pat  Duff 
Dave  Alonso 
Jerry  Russell 
Rob  Lonto 
Dale  Tunnell 

2 

Extra-point  Scores 
Joe  Pellom 
Dave  Butler 


"B"  League 
Touchdowns 

Larry  Johnson 
Barry  Krall 
Stan  Hobbs 
Ron  Aguilera 
Tom  McDonald 

Touchdown  Passes 
Bo  Smith 
Reg  Rice 
Dave  Denton 
Dave  Trower 

Extra-point  Scores 

Jeff  Jewett 
Dan  Pajic 
Jeff  Davis 


?  Apparently,  Rob  Shanko  and  friend  a 


e  who  will  be  doing  the  centering  for  their  g 


STANDINGS 

A"  Lecgue 

Team 

Wins      Losses 

Tie 

Rodger; 

3             0 

0 

DkkerboH 

3             1 

Greve 

1             2 

0 

Gibbon 

1             3 

0 

Peyton 

1             3 

"B"  East 

u 

Team 

Wins      Losses 

Tie 

Hawaiians 

4             0 

0 

Shraeder 

2             1 

II 

Herman 

1            3 

0 

Shanko 

0             4 

0 

Kennedy 

0             4 

"B"  West 

II 

Team 

Wins      Losses 

Tie 

Jewett 

3            0 

0 

Davis 

3             0 

0 

Schnell 

2             1 

1 

1             2 

Jones 

1             2 

0 

Women's  League 

Team 

Wins      Losses 

Tie 

Pellom 

1             0 

1 

Stevenson 

0             0 

?, 

Travis 

0             1 

1 

Shelly  Duncan  doesn't  seem  to  know  which  is  n 
exerting:  Ihe  baUgame  or  the  sidelines. 


Winning  isn't  everything,  but  wanting  to  win 
Vince  Lombard1 


Men's  Club  Sponsors  Cruise 


Cindy  Watson 

Whether  out  of  curiosity  or 
anticipation,  your're  probably 
wondering  what  the  men's  club 
n  store  in  sponsoring  the 
Autumn  boat  cruise.  The  even- 
ing begins  7:30  Monday  night 
at  Ross  Landing  where  the 
boat,  Mark  Twain,  will  be 
waiting.  The  3  to  4  hour  cruise 
consists  of  going  up  and  down 
the  Tennessee  River. 

Donuts,  hot  chocolate,  bur- 
ritoes  and  other  Mexican  food 
will  be  served  buffet  style.  Mr. 
Earl  Evans,  Director  of  Food 
Services  at  Southern,  and  the 
cafeteria  staff  will  be  catering 
;he  meal. 

After  the  meal,  the  excite- 
ment will  be  watching  the  boat 
go  through  the  locks,  the  city 
lights,  and...  Of  course,  as 
Dean  Christman  puts  it,  "this 
is  official  PDA  night-the  one 
occasion  at  Southern  where 

DA      is      allowed      and 

couraged." 

As  for  those  going  as  just 
;ausal  dates,  have  no  fear, 
"ausal  is  what  the  evenings  all 
about.  Even  blue  jeans  are  ac- 
ceptable. It's  a  Mississippi  style 


boat  ride,  but  not  like  in  the  an- 
tibellum  days  where  everybody 
dresses  up.  "It's  too  cold  to  be 
dressed  up,"  says  Christman. 

Live  entertainment  will  con- 
clude the  evening.  Although 
plans  had  not  been  finalized 
Tuseday  as  to  who  the  enter- 
tainer would  be,  Christman 
said  the  style  would  be  popular 
romantic  music  and  would  last 
around  an  hour. 

The  thirty  dollar  per-couple 
tickets  were  on  sale  October  15 
&  16.  This  is  10  dollars  more 
than  last  year.  "The  company 
we've  rented  from  in  the  past 
went  bankrupt"  explains 
Christman.  "It's  costing  us 
twice  as  much  for  the  same 
length  of  ride."  As  of  Monday 
night,  50  percent  of  the  tickets 
were  sold  and  20  percent  were 
bought  by  girls.  The  cost  of  the 
ticket  includes  transportation. 
Unlike  last  year,  this  will  be  a 
one  night  event. 

"It's  one  of  the  highlights  of 
the  school  year  because  the  ex- 
perience is  so  unique-a  time 
when  people  can  let  their  hair 
down  and  enjoy  themselves," 
says  Christman. 


Adventists  Send  1,101 
Missionaries 


Washington  (Oct.  10)-The 
Seventh-day  Adventist  Church 
;ent  out  1,101  missionaries  in 
.983,  according  to  G.  Ralph 
Thompson,  secretary  of  the 
General  Conference  of 
Jeventh-day  Adventists  in  his 
eport  to  the  denomination's 
1984  Annual  Council. 

Of  the  655  departures  for 

:egular  mission  service,   286 

were  new  missionaries  and  369 

were    those    returning    to 

■assignments  after  furlough.  An 

Additional    446    volunteer 

■workers  brought  the  total  to 

1,101,  Thompson  said. 

The  655  regular  missionaries 
Jasically  are  church  workers 
who  go  from  their  home  coun- 
ry  to  another  country,  Thomp- 
ion  explained.  Of  that  number 
411  missionaries  (62.7  percent) 
went  from  the  United  States 
and  Canada  to  other  parts  of 
he  world.  Other  missionaries 
were  sent  from  the  Far  East, 
Africa,  Australia  and  the  South 
Pacific,  Europe,  Central  and 
South  America,  and  the  Middle 
Bast. 

Calls  for  missionaries  con- 
tinue to  come,"  Thompson 
added.  "As  of  September  10, 
1984,  we  had  a  total  of  198  calls 
or  regular  missionaries- 54  for 
Physicians,  34  for  facul- 
ty/teachers, 16  for  nurses,  14 
for  departmental,  13  for  ad- 
ministrative and  the  remaining 
variety  of  categories  in- 


cluding other  health-related  oc- 
cupations and  publishing." 

Thompson  said  the  church 
has  an  additional  149  requests 
for  volunteer  workers  in  a 
variety  of  categories. 

The  Seventh-day  Adventist 
Institute  of  World  Mission  at 
Andrews  University  in 
Michigan  "continues  to  make 
its  mark. .  .in  preparing  mission 
appointees  for  'cross-cultural' 
service,"  Thompson  said.  "It  is 
fascinating  to  see  how  a  group 
of  mission  appointees  at  each 
session  arrives  as  a  diverse, 
non-oriented  set  of  individuals 
and  leave  a  homogeneous 
group  in  just  a  short  time." 

The  Institute  of  World  Mis- 
sion reviews  the  mission  of  the 
church  and  the  role  of  mis- 
sionaries in  the  fulfillment  of 
that  mission,  acquaints  newly 
appointed  missionaries  with  the 
conditions  and  problems  they 
will  meet  in  the  field,  prepares 
them  to  relate  to  diverse  pro- 
blems in  a  tactful  and  Christian 
manner,  discusses  current  issues 
in  missions  and  explains  the 
policies  and  procedures  under 
which  missionaries  work. 

In  a  brief  report  on  member- 
ship, Thompson  said  that  in  the 
year  ending  June  30,  1984,  the 
church  had  a  net  increase  of 
255,517  to  a  world  total  of 
4,261,116. 

The    Annual    Council    and 
related    meetings 
through  October  18. 


The  Division  of  Religion's  new  home,  soon  to  be  called  SojoconUn  Hall,  (story  on  page  5) 


U.S.  Department  of  Transportation   wvH 


AWWARE... 

tatives  from  Union  College 
where  a  similar  program  to  deal 
with  substance  abuse  has  been 
started. 

AWWARE  has  been  suc- 
cessful and  well  received  since 
its  beginning  this  school  year. 
Meetings,  to  which  anyone  is 
welcome,  are  held  in  Thatcher 
Chapel  at  8:30  p.m.  every  Fri- 
day night. 


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Oil,  a  group  from  Keene, 
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called  "Time  Bomb  in  the 
Pew." 

The  spiritual  high  point  of 
the  weekend  was  an  Agape 
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tables  were  set  up  in  the  shape 
of  three  crosses  and  a  supper 
was  served  with  the  communion 
service.  Foot  washing  was  in 
the  lake. 

Most  of  the  students  were 
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Friday  October  19  8:00  p.m.  Vespers:Richard  Ruhling 

Saturday  October  20  Church  Service:  Gerry  Morgan 

8:15  p.m.  Pizza  &  Film/Cafeteria* 
Monday  October  22  "That  Delicate  Balance"** 

Tuesday  October  23  Chapel:  Mike  Stevenson 

Wednesday       October  24  Fall  Festival  Begins 

*The  Shaggy  DA 

**Crime  and  Insanity  behind  the  curtains  in 

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Southern  /lccent 


Volume  40,  Number  8 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


Broomshop  Gets  New  Home 


The  Nerds  Are  Back! 

Fall  Festival  in  Full  Swing 


Ron  Aguilera 

A  decision  was  recently  made 
o  build  a  new  broomshop 
building  at  the  mobile  home 
park  near  the  Student  Park. 
This  decision  was  passed  in  the 
September  Southern  College 
Board  Meeting,  and  the  con- 
struction will  probably  begin  in 
the  spring. 

The  building  which  now 
holds  the  Supreme  Broom 
Company  is  under  lease  from 
McKee  Bakery.  This  lease  runs 
out  in  a  year  and  a  half,  and 
McKee  Bakery  will  be  moving 
into  the  building  then.  This  ac- 
tion presents  the  need  for  a  new 
home  for  the  Supreme  Broom 
Company. 

Southern  College  owns  ten 
;cres  of  land  which  is  now  be- 
ing used  as  the  mobile  home 
park.  Recently,  there  has  been 
i  decline  in  the  popularity  of 
living  in  trailers,  leaving  many 
open  spaces  at  the  mobile  home 
park.  The  college,  therefore, 
plans  to  change  a  section  into 

1  industrial  area,  constructing 
building  to  house  the 
Supreme  Broom  Company. 

Once  completely  moved  into 
the  new  building,  the  Supreme 
Broom  Company  will  have  20 
percent  more  space  than  it  cur- 
rently has.  The  added  space  is 
important  because  it  should  in- 
crease the  income  potential  of 
the  broom  shop. 


An  interesting  note  is  that  by 
the  time  the  new  broom  shop 
begins  functioning,  the  college 
will  have  spent  around  half  a 
million  dollars  on  its  construc- 
tion. This  amount  will  be  paid 
by  the  Supreme  Broom  Com- 
pany, however,  and  not  student 
tuition. 

The  college's  involvement  in 
the  company's  move  is  pro- 
mpted by  the  fact  that  Southern 
College  owns  it.  In  April  of  this 
year,  the  Supreme  Broom 
Company  was  purchased  by 
SC.  This  move  was  done  main- 
ly to  provide  students  with 
another  source  of  employment. 
The  college  is  very  pleased  right 
now  to  have  over  50  students 
employed  there  and  hope  to  in- 
crease the  number  as  well  as  the 
student  income  after  the  com- 
pletion of  the  new  building. 

The  history  of  the  broom 
shop  is  an  interesting  one.  A 
certain  Mr.  Schroeder  from 
Kentucky  wanted  his  son,  Bill, 
to  have  a  Christian  education. 
But  money  was  scarce  and  the 
work  that  Bill  did  best  was  not 
one  of  the  industries  at  the  col- 
lege. So  Bill  came  to  college 
with  some  old  type  broom 
presses,  winders,  and  chop- 
pers-all operated  by  hand- 
along  with  a  wagon  full  of 
broom  corn.  His  father  had 
told  him  that  if  he  made  enough 


brooms  to  pay  his  expenses,  the 
college  would  help  him  sell 
them.  Bill  probably  never 
realized  that  he  would  start  one 
of  the  college's  most  productive 
industries.  The  first  broom 
shop  was  started  in  1924  and 
has  become  not  only  one  of  the 
oldest  industries  on  campus  but 
also  one  of  the  most  profitable. 


Joni  King 

Throughout  the  years  one  of 
the  biggest  events  on  campus 
has  been  the  Fall  Festival,  and 
the  one  planned  for  this  year 
will  rival  those  in  year's  past. 
Already  we've  seen  the  scruffy 
look  with  T-shirts,  sweats, 
scrubs,  and  torn  blue  jeans.  For 
most  people  it  was  a  real  "com- 
fortable" day.  Now  we  are  in 


CABL  Week  Leaves  Students  "Healthier  and  Wiser" 


Norman  Hobbs 

CABL  Week  was  a  great  suc- 
cess. Collegiate  Adventists  for 
Better  Living  (CABL)  is  a  pro- 
gram which  emphasizes  good 
health  and  is  sponsored  by 
Campus  Ministry.  Assistant 
Chaplain  Dale  Tunnell  was 
happy  with  the  results:  "I 
believe  that  we  have  achieved 
our  goal  because  people  are 
talking  about  health."  Many 
students  feel  "more  aware  than 
ever"  about  their  health  and  are 
thankful  for  a  week  to  become 
more  conscientious  about  bet- 
ter living.  Troy  Rockwell  says 
that  CABL  Week  was  great:  "I 
never  knew  it  existed  until  this 
year."  CABL  director  Don 
Welch  felt  that  the  week  was  an 
awesome  success  and  hopes 
that  everyone  benefited  from 
the  programs." 

During    the    entire    week, 


CABL  Week  began  on  Monday 
the  15th  with  a  dental  booth  in 
the  cafeteria.  On  Tuesday,  in- 
formation about  eye  and  body 
donation  could  be  obtained 
from  a  booth  in  the  Student 
Center.  Also,  a  special  movie 
on  running  was  shown  during 
Tuesday's  chapel.  Starting  on 
Tuesday  and  continuing 
through  Friday,  Wildwood 
Sanitarium  and  Hospital  shared 
information,  took  blood 
pressures,  and  gave  health  age 
and  longevity  appraisals  in  the 
Student  Center.  The  health  age 
appraisal  stated  one's  health 
age  based  on  current  health 
habits  and  his  achievable  age  if 
he  adopted  stated  health  recom- 
mendations. The  longevity  ap- 
praisal expressed  one's  expected 
remaining  years  of  life  based  on 
present  health  habits  and  his 


life  if  he  followed  the  suggested 
health  recommendations. 
Health  recommendations  in- 
cluded such  things  as  eating 
regular  meals,  avoiding  snack- 
ing,  losing  or  gaining  weight, 
getting  plenty  of  rest,  and  get- 
ting lots  of  exercise.  Wildwood 
gave  appraisals  to  nearly  600 
people. 

On  Wednesday,  skin  fold  fat 
tests  and  blood  pressures  were 
taken  in  the  cafeteria.  That 
evening  Dave  Silas,  medical 
director  at  Mountainview 
Hospital,  spoke  at  Wednesday 
night's  prayer  meeting. 

On  Thursday,  a  group  from 
Metropolitan  Hospital  checked 
107  people  for  diabetes,  and  the 
eyes  and  ears  van,  which  check- 
ed persons'  hearing,  reported 
around  100  hearing  tests. 
CABL  Week's  last  feature  was 


the  process  of  experiencing 
"REVENGE  OF  THE 
NERDS."  If  an  unsuspecting 
visitor  happened  to  wander  on 
campus,  he  would  probably 
beat  a  hasty  retreat  away  from 
a  studious  look  of  briefcases, 
polyester,  mix-matched  clashes, 
crazy  outfits,  and  a  chronic 
habit  of  nose  picking.  If  we 
could  persuade  this  visitor  to 
stay  until  evening,  he  would  be 
greatly  relieved  to  find  a  bit 
more  "normal"  look  of 
western  duds,  hats,  boots,  and 
flannel  shirts-Hee  Haw  style. 
A  picnic  at  5:30  p.m.  between 
Hackman  Hall  and  the  Student 
Center  will  complete  the  coun- 
try atmosphere  with 
chuckwagon  grub  and  some 
knee-slapping,  banjo-picking, 
country-western  music. 

There  will  be  a  quick  shift 
from  rural  to  urban  by  Friday 
morning,  though.  The  at- 
mosphere will  definitely  be 
sophisticated  when  those  in 
high  society  make  their  debut 
appearance,  dressed  in 
elegance-from  tuxedos  and 
formals  to  super  preppy  to  the 
"night  out  on  the  town  look." 
In  keeping  with  all  this  class, 
there  will  be  a  croissant  break 
at  10:00  a.m.  and  a  secret  sur- 
prise around  noon.  Don't 
forget  to  get  your  '  'look" 
recorded  forever  during  the  pic- 
ture session  on  the  steps  of 
Lynn  Wood  Hall  at  12:30 
everyday. 

The  best  part  of  the  week  will 
be  Sunday  night.  At  Fillman's 

Continued  on  page  2 


speaker  Dr.  Richard  Ruhling, 
private  physician  and  health 
lecturer  from  Chattanooga.  Dr. 
Ruhling  talked  about  "Being 
Where  the  Action  Is."  The 
steps  he  suggested  were  to 
guard  our  heritage  by  honoring 
God  in  all  we  do  and  by  form- 
ing good  habits,  to  gird  our 
minds  by  aiming  high  and  by 
feeding  our  minds  only  pure 
things,  and  to  go  for  a  "gold" 
character.  Thus,  the  key  to  suc- 
cess is  to  aim  high  because  we 
become  what  we  think.  Dr. 
Ruhling  shared  facts  that  pro- 
ved that  if  we  follow  the  health 
suggestions  of  Ellen  G.  White, 
we  will  be  where  the  action  is. 
Thanks  to  CABL  Week  our 
campus  has  learned  helpful 
hints  that  we  can  now  practice 
as  Collegiate  Adventists  for 
Better  Living. 


Index 

Editorial p.  2 

Reflections p.  3 

We  the  People  ..p.  4 

Garfield p.  5,7 

Sports p.  6 

News  Briefs  ....  p.  7 

Classifieds p.  8 

Foresight p-  8 


Editorial 


Thank  You 


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Joint  I  want  to  bring  out  is  that  the  "thank  you  has  been  weU 
received.  Perhaps,  there  are  other  people  around  you  who  also 
gladly  would  welcome  a  word  of  praise. 

A  college  campus  setting  almost  forces  individuals  to  interact. 
This  mingling  takes  place  in  many  forms:  employer  ^employee 
working  togetter,  roommates  living  with  each  <***££* 
dying  with  a  tutor,  and  friends  eating  at  the  same  ta We.  Jhe :  Utt 
goes  on  and  on.  Yet  one  wonders  what  a  simple  thank  you 
or  compliment  would  do  for  one  of  these  people  if  the  words  were 
expressed.  1  would  venture  to  say  that  the  person  who  recedes 
'he  compliment  or  thank  you  would  feel  like  our  staff  does  each 
time  it  receives  a  compliment-uplifted. 

Very  few  people  can  live  a  normal  life  without  being  recogmzeo. 
In  fact,  to  be  recognized  is  a  human  need.  If  one  were  to  think 
about  how  he  felt  after  being  complimented  in  the  past,  he  would 
see  that  there  is  a  need  for  commendation,  especially  on  a  college 
campus.  For  example,  it  is  easier  for  an  individual  to  work  for 
an  employer  if  he  knows  that  his  work  will  be  acknowledged.  An 
employer  who  never  thanks  his  workers  for  their  work,  most  likely 
has  a  staff  of  disgruntled  individuals.  In  contrast,  an  employer 
who  notices  his  staff's  good  work  and  lets  them  know  about  it, 
most  likely  will  have  a  happy  staff  (not  considering  all  aspects 
of  job  satisfaction,  of  course).  In  fact,  the  compliment  will  buoy 
the  individuals  to  try  and  accomplish  greater  feats. 

The  need  for  commendations  and  "thank  you's"  on  this  cam- 
pus is  even  higher.  As  fellow  Christians  trying  to  live  proper  lives, 
knowing  that  we  are  being  recognized  encourages  us  to  continue 
living  and  working  on  a  higher  level  of  achievement.  Given  the 
difficulty  of  living  a  Christian  life  (and  of  going  to  college)  the 
act  of  complimenting  should  be  encouraged.  Commending  so- 
meone is  free,  and  the  words  can  only  help  and  not  hinder. 


Letters.  .  . 

A  PLEASED  READER 
Dear  Editor, 

Just  wanted  to  commend  you 
and  the  Accent  staff  on  the  ex- 
cellent job  you  are  doing  on  our 
newspaper.  I  can  feel  proud  of 
a  newspaper  which  covers  cur- 
rent world  issues  and  current 
campus  issues.  The  Southern 
Accent  is  informative  and  in- 
teresting. Keep  up  the  good 
work! 

An  Accent  Admirer 


Proposed  Road  Still 

in  Planning  Stages 


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Dennis  Negron 

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Bob  Jones 

Steve  Morris 

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Lynnette  Jones 

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Richard  Gayle 
Jerry  Kovalski 

Steve  Martin 

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Joni  King 

Rob  Lastine 

Lori  Selby 

J.  T.  Shim 

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Cindy  Watson 

Jack  Wood 


Dr.  Ben  McArthu 


Fall  Festival. . . 

Barn  near  SC  there  will  be  a 
bam  party,  with  the  SA  pro- 
viding transportation  at  6:30 
p.m.  It  sounds  like  a  fun  even- 
ing of  moonlit  hayrides,  old 
time  refreshments,  and  a  bon- 
fire for  roasting  marshmallows. 
There  will  also  be  a  costume 
contest  with  cash  prizes:  $10  for 
3rd,  $15  for  2nd,  and  $25  for 
1st  prize  in  each  category.  The 
grand  prize  of  $50  will  go  to 
either  a  1st  prize  winner  or  an 
individual  winner.  The  four 
categories  judged  from  arc  1. 
traditional  halloween  character 
(ghouls,  ghosts,  and  other 
creatures);  2.  celebrities 
(Magnum  look-alikes 

welcome!);  3.  miscellaneous;  4. 
groups  of  3  or  more. 

For  informatoin  on  the  Fall 
Festival  watch  for  posters  or 
call  2552.  E.O.  Grundset  and 
Marie  Lovett  have  been  work- 
ing to  make  it  a  great  week  that 
everyone  can  enjoy  and  get  in- 
volved in.  Marie  commented,  'I 
hope  school  spirit  will  benefit 
from  mass  participation  in  the 
things  planned.  We  wanted 
everyone  to  be  able  to 
participate-after  all  you've 
paid  for  it." 


Brent  Van  Arsdell 

A  proposed  road  from  Col- 
legedale  north  to  the  interstate 
is  still  in  the  planning  stages, 
says  Collegedale  City  Manager 
Lee  Holland.  "The  only  thing 
that  has  been  done  about  this 
road  is  that  Hamilton  County 
has  had  a  engineering  study 
done  surveying  possible 
routes."  The  new  road  would 
give  Collegedale  better  access  to 
1-75  than  the  Ooltewah- 
Ringgold  Road  route,  but  cur- 
rently the  new  route  is  not  even 
"remotely  finalized,"  said 
Holland. 

The  road  is  needed  because 
of  the  large  amount  of  truck 
traffic  from  McKee  Bakery  and 
other  sWppers.  The  trucks  are 
not   able   to   use   Ooltewah- 


Ringgold  Road  because  its  10VI 
underpass  and  small  wy,), 
make  it  unsuitable  for  heavy 
trucks.  Collegedale  Mayor 
Wayne  VandeVere  said  that 
some  of  the  push  for  a  better  ' 
road  came  last  spring  after 
several  accidents  on  Apisoj 
Pike.  The  road  would  also 
benefit  the  planned  industrial 
park  in  Ooltewah,  he  said. 

If  the  road  is  built,  the  agen- 
cy in  charge  will  be  Hamilton 
County.  The  money  will  come 
from  wherever  funds  can  be  oh- 
tained.  Federal  grants  v, 
definitely  be  sought,  howevu. 
State,  county,  and  local  revenue 
will  finance  the  remainder  of 
the  cost. 


Teachers  Salaries  Increasing 


C.  D.  N.  S. 

Teaching  salaries  are  on  the 
rise,  but  statistics  disagree  on 
the  amount  of  the  increase. 

According  to  the  American 
Federation  of  Teachers,  a 
500,000-member  union,  last 
year's  earnings  increased  8.5 
percent  to  an  average  $20,547. 
In  terms  of  buying  power, 
however,  that's  10.6  percent 
smaller  than  10  years  ago. 

Another  survey  of  2,100  full- 
time  faculty  members  by  John 
Minter  Associates,  a  research 
firm  in  Boulder,  Colo., 
reported  a  7.6  percent  increase 
average  $28,040  salary 


The  surveys  agree,  however, 
that  the  increase  means  salaries 
increased  more  than  inflation 
for  the  second  straight  year. 

The  AFT  figures  show  the 
highest  average  salaries  in 
($32,297)  and  the  lowest  in 
Mississippi  ($14,320). 

Projections  by  the  U.  S. 
Bureau, of  Labor  Statistics  in- 
dicate less  demand  through 
1995  for  college  and  high 
school  teachers,  more  for 
vocational-educational  teachers 
and  more  for  pre-education  , 
kindergarten  and  elementary- 
school  teachers. 


(not  including  fringe  benefits). 

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Reflections 


The  Idea  of  an  Education 


Jan  Haiuska 

College,  like  love,  is 
sometimes  better  the  second 
time  around.  At  least  that's 
how  it  was  for  me  as  a  student. 
During  my  first  try  I  was  chief- 
ly interested  in  easy  classes  and 
cool  friends  (this  was  1959), 
and  a  C-  was  just  dandy,  thank 
you.  Maybe  that  had  something 
to  do  with  how  the  experience 
ended. 

I  remember  my  last  talk  with 
the  academic  dean  as  he  gently 
explained  that,  having  averaged 
just  below  a  two-point  for  a 
couple  of  semesters,  I  was 
welcome  to  try  elsewhere.  That 
conversation  was  my  door  to 
adulthood.  The  army  and  a  few 
years  in  the  business  world 
completed  the  transition.  Then, 
just  as  I  had  become  used  to  the 
idea  that  I  would  never  go 
beyond  a  rudimentary  educa- 
tion, Christ  intervened,  and  I 
found  myself  back  at  college. 

But  what  a  difference  there 
was  this  time.  A  walk  around 
Pacific  Union  College  the  day 
before  registration  was  like 
Moses'  sight  of  the  burning 
bush.  Although  I  had  spent  the 
last  several  years  in  San  Fran- 
cisco's financial  district,  the 
buildings  on  that  campus  look- 


ed far  more  impressive  than  any 
I  had  seen  in  a  long  time.  They 
were  full  of  people  whose  lives 
were  dedicated-the  wonder  of 
it-to  giving  out  information  to 
make  others  more  successful.  I 
visualized  members  of  the 
physics  or  business  departments 
trading  away  high-paying  jobs 
for  privilege  and  burden  of 
teaching.  (It's  true  enough.  My 
friend  Richard  Ericson  has 
done  that  here  this  semester.) 

Then  I  saw  that  civilization 
rests  on  a  far  different  base 
than  is  generally  supposed.  Not 
the  wheel.  Oh  no.  At  the  center 
of  the  civilized  world  stands  a 
school.  The  ancient  Mayans 
maintained  a  high  culture 
without  any  wheels  at  all. 
Schools,  they  had. 

But  even  the  second  time 
around  did  not  show  me  all  of 
it  at  once.  That  first  day  I  ac- 
tually missed  two  thirds  of  the 
picture. 

Only  later  did  I  begin  to 
notice  the  vast  difference  be- 
tween training,  important  as  it 
is,  and  what  is  called  "liberal 
education."  That  difference  is 
easier  to  illustrate  than  to 
define.  Consider:  according  to 
a  recent  study,  people  with  ex- 


clusively technical  backgrounds 
often  blossom  early  in  com- 
panies like  IBM,  AT  &  T  and 
Transamerica,  picking  up  quick 
promotions  ahead  of  their 
liberally-educated  colleagues 
who  have  spent  significant  time 
studying  people-related  sub- 
jects, especially  history, 
literature,  languages,  etc.  But 
then  a  strange  thing  happens. 
The  purely  technical  people 
tend  to  stop  cold  just  below 
middle-management  level, 
while  their  humanities-oriented 
peers  slide  by  into  the  big 
salaries  near  the  top  of  the 
pyramid. 

How  can  that  be?  The 
answer  is  that  anyone  who 
wants  to  produce  results 
through  people  had  better 
understand  his  co-workers' 
nontechnical  side.  The 
humanities  are  still  the  best 
general  education  for  that 
understanding.  Liberally- 
educated  students  have  a  bright 
window  into  the  collective  right 
brain  of  mankind,  giving  them 
a  clear  advantage  over  anyone 
with  an  exclusively  left-brain 
orientation.  For  that  reason, 
higher  education  historically 
has  tried  to  produce  leaders  by 


focusing  hard  on  the 
humanities.  Although  technical 
and  scientifdic  coursework  is 
essential  to  a  good  preparation 
for  most  fields  today,  potential 
leaders  in  all  areas  still  need  a 
liberal  arts  education. 

The  third  ingredient  of  a  real 
education  was  honored  for 
2,500  years  before  this  century. 
Now  though,  it  is  mostly  left 
out.  From  the  schools  of  the 
prophets  to  those  of  Aristotle 
and  Plato,  the  great  scholarly 
tradition  has  emphasized 
spiritual  things.  Graduates  of 
Oxford  and  Cambridge  (not  to 
mention  those  of  Harvard) 
were  fitted  for  the  ministry  if 
they  chose  to  enter  it.  Long, 
hard  experience  has  shown  that 
faith  is  the  best  way  to  bind  the 
two  halves  of  the  brain 
together.  Ignoring  this  more 
recently,  the  great  universities 
of  the  world  have  tried  to  de- 
emphasize  the  spiritual  and  still 
produce  leaders  of  mental  and 
moral  integrity.  How  well  this 
kind  of  education  has  suc- 
ceeded is  easy  to  judge;  anyone 
can  snap  on  his  T.V.  at  random 
for  a  loud  and  clear  answer. 
Just  now  these  secular  univer- 
sities are  agonizing  over  how  to 


teach  "values,"  having  exclud- 
ed their  best  answer  already.  It 
has  been  a  bad  experiment. 

I  am  thrilled  to  find  so  many 
students  on  this  campus  who 
are  smarter  than  I  was  the  first 
time  around.  They  know  that 
college  must  not  be  simply  a 
social  adventure  with  a  little 
learning  thrown  in.  But  I 
wonder  whether  they  under- 
stand clearly  that  higher  educa- 
tion cannot  just  provide  train- 
ing. Do  they  recognize  that  any 
educated  person  needs  a  strong 
background  in  the  liberal  arts 
along  with  any  purely  technical 
or  scientific  preparation?  Do 
they  see  that  the  payoff  is  not 
simply  in  being  a  "well- 
rounded  person,"  but  in  serious 
anticipation  of  leadership?  Do 
they  realize  as  well  that  this 
preparation  is  incomplete 
without  the  spiritual 
dimension? 

We  here  at  Southern  should 
not  feel  at  all  shy  in  the 
presence  of  huge  and  well- 
funded  state  institutions  around 
us.  By  God's  grace  we  offer 
education  in  the  rare,  true  sense 
of  the  term,  and  under  His  mer- 
cy we  shall  continue  to  do  so. 


Annual  Sickness 


Student  Missions  Club 

Sponsors  Food  Fair 


C.  D.  N.  S. 

A  recent  report  stated  that  in 
1980  Americans  experienced 
19.1  average  days  of  restricted 
activity,  which  refers  to  those 
days  spent  in  bed  or  otherwise 
missing  from  work  because  of 
health  reasons. 

The  19.1  average  is  one  day 
more  than  in  1975--3.1  more 
than    1971.    Based   on    1980 


statistics,  the  report  reflected 
interviews  103,000  people  in 
39,000  households  (sic). 

Money  seems  to  make  a  dif- 
ference, as  families  with  in- 
comes of  $25,000  or  more  had 
the  lowest  rates  of  restricted  ac- 
tivity, and  those  with  income  of 
under  $5,000  had  the  highest 
rates  of  disability.  That's  an 


average  of  five  days  yearly  of 
missed  work. 

Blacks,  with  higher  restricted 
activity  rates ,  missed  fewer 
school  days  than  whites~4.1 
to5.4. 

Surprisingly,  people  living  on 
the  sunny  West  Coast  had  three 
more  days  of  restricted  activity 
than  the  national  average. 


Michael  J.  Bait  is  tone 

Are  you  hungry?  Looking 
for  something  to  break  the 
routine  of  cafeteria  fare  or  the 
"burger  and  fries"  approach? 
If  it  is  something  exotic  that  ap- 
peals to  you,  then  there  is  a 
good  chance  that  the  Student 
Mission  Club's  International 
Food  Fair  will  be  to  your  taste. 
For  three  years,  the  Food 
Fair  has  been  an  important 
aspect  of  both  the  public  rela- 
tions effort  and  iTmd-raising 
campaign  of  the  Student  Mis- 
sions Club.  The  Fair  features 
the  traditional  cuisine  of 
foreign  cultures,  and  most  of 
the  nations  which  have  hosted 
student  missionaries  will  be 
represented  in  this  year's  event. 
Some  of  the  all-time  favorite 
booths  include  Japan,  Korea, 
Mexico,  India,  and  the  South 
Pacific  Islands.  In  addition  to 
these  and  other  booths  from 
last  year,  two  new  cultures  will 
be  introduced:  the  Ukraine  and 
Dutch  (the  Dutch  booth  will  be 
serving  only  drinks  and  ice 
cream). 

The  money  raised  by  this 
endeavor  will  be  placed  in  the 
"Student  Missions  Donation 
Fund,"  which  will  help  defray 
the  cost  of  transportation  and 
medical  procedures  for  student 
missionaries  who  need  financial 
assistance.  The  Club  would  like 


to  raise  at  least  $2,000,  which 
is  not  an  unreasonable  goal 
considering  last  year's  profit  of 
$1 ,800  (an  increase  of  over  100' 
from  the  previous  year). 

The  Fair  will  be  open  from 
12:00  to  6:00  on  Sunday,  Oc- 
tober 28,  in  the  gymnasium  of 
Spaulding  Elementary  School. 
Arrangements  will  be  made 
enabling  students  to  charge 
food  on  their  ID  cards.  So 
come  out,  bring  a  friend,  and 
enjoy  this  celebration  of  the 
world's  food  while  supporting 
the  Student  Mission's  efforts. 


Bon  Appetit 


We  the  People  . 

Church  and  State:  A 
Dangerous  Mix 


SC   ADVISEMENT    BOOK 
PUBLISHED 


Students 
Advised  for 
2nd  Semester 


Russell  Duerksen 

1984  Democratic  National 
Convention--The  audience 
sways  as  SDA  minister,  Went- 
ly  Phipps,  sings  at  the  conclu- 
sion of  another  minister's,  Jesse 
Jackson,  speech. ..1984 
Republican  National 

Convention-There  is  a  roar  of 
applause  as  Jerry  Falwell  makes 
a  short  statement  and  then  gives 
the  benediction.  Politics  and 
religion:  much  has  been  said 
about  them  from  square  one  of 
this  campaign,  as  if  this  was  the 
first  time  they  had  mixed  in 
American  history.  I  strongly 
dispute  that  point  and  propose 
the  theory  that  politics  and 
religion  have  always  been 
mixed  in  American  history  (ex- 
amine the  campaigns  of 
Presidents  Kennedy  and  Hayes, 
and  Governor  Al  Smith  of 
Wyoming),  and  what  is  now  be- 
ing seen  in  this  election  is  the 
beginning  of  the  public's 
realization  and  acceptance  of 
that  fact.  Having  stated  that 
premise,  I  look  at  today's 
church-state  relationship  in  two 
different  lights:  that  of  a  citizen 
and  that  of  an  Adventist. 

As  a  citizen,  I  find  this  in- 
volvement of  religious 
organizations  in  politics  of  no 
great  concern.  The  constitution 
gives  to  every  group  or  in- 
dividual an  equal  right  to  try 
and  influence  the  political  pro- 
cess by  expressing  their  view- 
points. This  right  extends  to 
Jerry  Falwell,  Jesse  Jackson, 
and  the  Catholic  bishops,  just 
as  much  as  it  extends  to  Lane 
Kirkland  of  the  AFL-CIO,  Jay 
Rockerfeller,  and  the  local 
chamber  of  congress.  This 
country  is  a  democracy,  and 
those  that  can  assemble  a  con- 


sensus should  be  allowed  to 
govern. 

However,  as  an  Adventist 
Christian,  I  see  this  issue  in  an 
entirely  different  and  disturbing 
light.  Granted,  religious  in- 
volvement has  been  present  for 
a  long  time,  but  what  concerns 
me  is  the  shift  of  emphasis  of 
this  political  involvement.  It 
has  shifted  from  moral  and 
political  issues,  such  as  prohibi- 
tion, abolition,  poverty,  and 
issues  of  war  and  peace,  to 
more  overtly  religious  issues, 
such  as  abortion  and  prayer  in 
schools.  These  issues  are  enter- 
ing directly  into  the  gray  area 
between  church  and  state,  and 
it  is  in  this  area  that  religious  in- 
toleration  and  persecution 
begin.  This  emphasis,  and  not 
the  fact  that  religious  organiza- 
tions are  involved  in  the 
political  process,  is  the  real  item 
of  concern.  Unfortunately,  it  is 
probably  here  to  stay,  and  thus 
we  should  learn  to  deal  with  it. 

In  conclusion,  the  real 
discussion  of  the  issue  of 
religious  involvement  in 
politic's  should  be  concerned 
not  with  the  actual  involve- 
ment, but  with  the  direction  this 
involvement  is  leading 
America.  It  is  our  duty  both  as 
Christians  and  citizens  to 
evaluate  the  situation  for  what 
it  is,  and  then  to  deal  with  it 
effectively. 

(Russell  Duerksen  is  a  senior 
history/computer  science  ma- 
jor, pursuing  a  pre-law  pro- 
gram. The  ideas  expressed  in 
this  column  are  his  own  and  do 
not  necessarily  reflect  the  views 
of  the  Southern  Accent,  the 
Student  Association,  and 
Southern  College. 


Character  consists  of  what  you  do 
on  the  third  and  fourth  tries. 

-  James  Michener 


A  Guide  to  Academic  Ad- 
visement, a  150-page  book  giv- 
ing suggested  year-by-year 
schedules  and  career  informa- 
tion for  each  of  the  majors  of- 
fered at  SC,  has  been  publish- 
ed by  the  SC  Records  Office, 
just  in  time  for  the  advisement 
period  for  second  semester, 
which  begins  October  29. 

"Choosing  a  career  and  fin- 
ding a  job  after  graduation  will 
be  easiest  for  those  students 
who  have  a  clearheaded  view  of 
opportunitites  and  problems 
ahead  of  them,"  according  to 
Mary  Eiam,  Director  of 
Reocrds.  That  is  why  she  has 
compiled  this  information  from 
the  SC  division  chairmen  and 
other  authoritative  sources  such 
as  the  Occupational  Outlook 
Handbook  and  the  College 
Placement  Council's  Salary 
Survey. 

Career  information  listed  for 
each  major  includes  such  items 
as  job  availability  (including 
denominational  opportunities), 
salary  possibilities,  and  sources 
of  additional  information. 

General  education  re- 
quirements at  SC  are  outlined 
in  the  first  section  of  the  book. 
This  portion  of  the  guide  also 
includes  detailed  information 
on  the  placement  of  the  1984 
graduates,  contributed  by 
Evonne  Crook  of  the  Testing 
and  Counseling  Office. 

Included  are  such  tidbits  of 
information  as  the  fact  that  the 
Bureau  of  Labor  Statistics 
reports  that  a  college  graduate 
is  three  times  less  likely  to  be 
unemployed  as  a  high  school 
graduate.  According  to  the 
U.S.  Census  Bureau,  people 
who  complete  four  years  of  col- 
lege can  expect  lifetime  earnings 
averaging  nearly  40  percent 
higher  than  high  school 
graduates. 

Elam  cautioned,  however, 
that  students  should  not  select 
a  career  solely  because  it  is 
presently  in  vogue  or  leads  to 


high  earnings.  They  should 
follow  their  own  bent  by  selec- 
ting a  profession  or  vocation 
that  is  compatible  with  their  in- 
terests and  talents.  Even  the 
most  glutted  fields  will  need 
replacements  for  those*  who 
retire. 

According  to  the  October  10, 
1984,  issue  of  The  Chronicle  of 
Higher  Education,  more 
students  are  seeking  help  from 
their  colleges  in  planning  their 
careers,  but  resources  have  not 
kept  pace  with  the  increased  de- 
mand. It  is  the  aim  of  Dr. 
William  Allen,  Academic  Vice- 
President,  to  use  the  resources 
available  at  SC  in  the  best 
possible  way  to  improve  the 
quality  of  academic  advise- 
ment. He  foresees  that  The 
Guide  to  Academic  Advisement 
will  become  a  yearly  publica- 
tion and  is  pleased  to  announce 
that  Dr.  Carole  Haynes,  Direc- 
tor of  the  Teaching/Learning 
Center,  has  been  appointed  to 
take  an  increasingly  active  role 
in  coordinating  advisement. 

The  amount  of  career  infor- 
mation that  can  be  given  in  this 
handbook  is  necessarily  limited. 
It  is  designed  to  aid  students  in 
the  selection  of  a  major  and  of 
the  courses  needed  to  complete 
a  major,  but  does  not  take  the 
place  of  the  official  college 
catalog. 

As  they  outline  their  personal 
year-by-year  schedules, 
students  should  study  this  guide 
and  the  SC  catalog  carefully 
and  stay  in  close  touch  with 
their  advisers.  They  can  find 
more  in-depth  information  on 
their  chosen  careers  at  the  SC 
Testing  and  Counseling  Center, 
the  McKee  Library,  and  by 
writing  to  the  sources  of  infor- 
mation listed  in  the  handbook. 

Copies  of  A  Guide  to 
Academic  Advisement  have 
been  given  to  each  academic  ad- 
viser, are  available  for  perusal 
at  the  dormitories,  and  are  on 
reserve  at  the  McKee  Library. 


For  the  next  two  weeks, 
October  21  -  November  9* 
Southern  College  will  have  its 
advisement  period  for  Spring 
Semester.  The  time  is  set  aside 
so  that  students  can  meet  with 
their  faculty  advisers  and  plan 
their  schedules  for  the  second 
half  of  the  school  year. 

This  pre-registration  will  cut 
down  on  the  amount  of  time  it 
will  take  to  register  on  January 
7  (Registration  Day).  It  also 
gives  the  records  office  an  op- 
portunity to  see  what  classes  are 
the  most  popular  and  at  what 
times.  Thus  if  any  conflicts 
arise,  they  may  be  able  to  cor- 
rect them  before  second 
semester  begins. 

The  process  begins  with  the 
student  looking  over  the  new 
class  schedule  and  getting  an 
idea  as  to  what  classes  are  of- 
fered and  when  they  are  of- 
fered. Then  after  making  an  ap- 
pointment with  his  adviser,  the 
two  discuss  a  probable  schedule 
and  place  it  on  a  form  that  the 
adviser  gives  to  the  student. 

After  this  is  completed,  the 
student  takes  the  schedule  to 
the  Reocrds  Office  in  Wright 
Hall.  The  form  is  stamped  with 
a  number,  and  this  number  is 
what  determines  a  student's 
time  of  registration.  For  this 
reason,  Miss  Elam,  Director  of 
Records,  advises  that  it  is  to  the 
student's  advantage  to  see  his 
adviser  as  soon  as  possible. 

Students  who  wish  to  change 
their  program  after  having 
completed  the  pre-registration 
steps,  may  do  so  until 
November  15.  After  this  date, 
he  will  have  to  wait  till  the  ac- 
tual registration  period. 

The  fact  that  pre-registration 
is  upon  us  so  quickly  shows 
how  fast  time  can  fly,  so 
students  are  encouraged  not  to 
delay  their  advisement  sessions. 


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Adventists  to  Vote  on  Ordination  of  Women 


The  Seventh-day  Adventist 
Church  will  vote  on  whether  to 
ordain  women  to  the  gospel 
ministry  at  its  General  Con- 
ference Session  in  New  Orleans, 
June  27-July  6,  1985. 

The  church's  1984  Annual 
Council  yesterday  responded  to 
i  request  of  the  church's  Col- 
umbia Union  Conference  (area 
headquarters  for  the  mid- 
Atlantic  states)  and  the 
Potomac  Conference  (local 
headquarters  for  Virginia,  the 
District  of  Columbia,  and  parts 
of  Maryland)  that  it  act  to  per- 
mit women  serving  as  associates 
in  pastoral  care  and  who  serve 
s  local  church  elders  to  bap- 
that  church  policy  be 
amended  to  permit  granting  of 
ministerial  licenses  to  women 
and  that  the  church  consider 
|  the  ordination  of  qualified 
women  to  the  gospel  ministry. 

The  Annual  council  asked 
the  Potomac  Conference  "to 
keep  tabled  the  issues  of 
ministerial  licenses  for  women 
and  baptism  by  women.  .  .un- 
til the  larger  issue  of  women  in 
the  gospel  ministry  is  decided 
by  the  Church"  at  its  1985 
General  Conference  Session. 
Such  sessions  meet  every  five 
years  and  are  the  ultimate 
authority  on  church  doctrine 
and  working  policies. 

The  Annual  Council  noted 
"that  the  issues  raised  by  the 
Potomac  Conference  and  Col- 
umbia Union  cannot  be  resolv- 
ed without  deciding  the  central 
women  being  eligible 
for  ordination  to  the  gospel 
ministry." 

The  council  voted  a  three- 


part  program  leading  to  the 
1985  consideration  of  ordina- 
tion of  women: 

1.  Each  of  the  world  divi- 
sions of  the  church  is  "asked  to 
discuss  the  issues  in  preparation 
for  a  meeting  of  representatives 
from  the  world  divisions"  who 
will  meet  for  four  or  five  days 
beginning  March  26,  1985. 

2.  Representatives  will  in- 
clude at  least  two  represen- 
tatives from  each  of  the  world 
divisions  of  the  church. 

3.  The  report  of  the  March 
meeting  will  be  presented  to  the 
1985  Spring  Meeting  (April  3 
and  4,  1985)  for  recommenda- 
tions to  the  1985  General  Con- 
ference Session. 

In  addition  the  church's 
Biblical  Research  Institute  will 
send  to  all  delegates  to  the 
General  Conference  Session  "a 
balanced  summary  of  the 
available  theological  positions 
in  connection  with  this 
subject." 

The  Annual  Council  action 
stated  that  the  "decision  of  the 
1985  General  Conference  Ses- 
sion will  be  definitive  and 
should  be  accepted  as  such  by 
the  Church  worldwide." 

General  Conference  Presi- 
dent Neal  C.  Wilson  reviewed 
recent  history  concerning  the 
pastoral  roles  of  Adventist 
women. 

"It  is  clear  scripture  teaches 
equality  of  men  and  women," 
Wilson  explained.  "But  we 
must  face  the  question  of 
whether  that  equality  is  one  of 
both  status  and  function."  He 
pointed  out  that  various  church 


studies  and  actions  of  the  last 
decade  have  urged  continued 
study  of  the  role  of  women  in 
the  church  and  have  recogniz- 
ed the  role  of  women  in 
pastoral-evangelistic  work  with 
ministerial  status. 

"The  implication  of  what  we 
have  done  over  the  last  ten 
years  is  that  a  time  might  come 
to  ordain  women  to  the  gospel 
ministry  but  that  the  church 
above  all  desires  unity." 

C.  E.  Bradford,  president  of 
the  church's  North  American 
Division,  pointed  out  that  the 
General  Conference  has  en- 
couraged conferences  to 
employ  women  in  ministry. 
"They  have  the  same  educa- 
tional preparation  as  men. 
Several  conferences  have  ac- 
cepted them  in  pastoral  roles. 
They  have  been  taking  their 
places  with  their  male 
classmates  on  pastoral  staffs." 

Bradford  urged  the  world 
leaders  of  the  church  to  have 
sympathy  and  understanding. 
"North  America  has  its  chal- 
lenges to  face.  If  we  are  a  world 
church,  the  entire  church 
should  be  concerned  with  our 
problems." 

President  Wallace  O.  Coe  of 
the  Columbia  Union  Con- 
ference asked  the  world 
representatives  to  "look  at  all 
sides  of  the  issues  and  ask  the 
Lord  to  lead  us  to  the  correct 
conclusion." 

President  Ron  M.  Wisbey  of 
the  Potomac  Conference  said  a 
survey  revealed  94/of  the  con- 
ference's ministers  supported 
their  fellow  women  pastors.  He 


said  the  question  is  a  matter  of 
conscience  for  the  conference's 
executive  committee.  "Our 
women  pastors  feel  their  call  to 
ministry  just  as  deeply  as  every 
member  of  the  clergy  sitting 
here  today,"  he  said. 

Former  General  Conference 
President  Robert  H.  Pierson 
appealed  for  study  of  the  Bible 
and  of  the  Spirit  of  Prophecy 
(writings  of  church  founder 
Ellen  G.  white),  "not  of  what 
other  churches  are  doing,  not 
what  radical  liberals  propose, 
not  what  proponents  of  the 
status  quo  urge.  We  must  find 
the  solution  on  our  knees,  and 
then  move  ahead  as  a  united 
church." 

The  council  earlier  voted  to 
reaffirm  a  1975  Spring  Meeting 
action  on  the  "Role  of  Women 
in  the  Church"  and  establish- 
ed guidelines  for  the  selection 
and  ordination  of  women  as 
local-church  elders. 


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You  can  bet  that  burglars 
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ing about  hitting  property  own- 
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Orleans.  Fed  up  with  three 
break-ins  in  a  year,  Hillery  got 
the  proper  permits,  built  a  small 
pool  and  hired  new  guards-five 
alligators. 

During  the  day,  the  4>A  foot 
reptiles  sleep,  but  at  night  they 
prowl  the  property,  which  con- 
sists of  five  family-run 
businesses  in  homes  on  the  1200 


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"Beware  of  Alligators"  signs 
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Sports  Corner 


3 


J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

Now  that  the  magic  of  the 
Detroit  Tigers'  season  has  worn 
off,  it's  time  for  the  bruisers, 
the  dancers,  and  the  leapers. 
Kirk  Gibson,  eat  your  heart 
out. 

Although  the  NFL's  regular 
season  is  half  over,  this  week 
starts  the  beginning  of  the  real 
regular  season.  There  is  not  a 
team  in  first  place  with  more 
than  a  two  game  lead,  but  with 
eight  weeks  to  go,  that's  not  a 
bad  position  to  be  in. 

Which  team  is  the  strongest? 
That  is  debatable.  If  we  go  by 
records,  the  Miami  Dolphins 
are  considered  the  best.  Some 
dare  to  compare  these  Dolphins 
with  the  Dolphins  of  1974  (bet- 
ter known  as  the  year  as  the 
year  of  Richard  Nixon).  Yet 
still  there  are  other  teams  which 
can  be  considered  tops  in  the 
league. 

The  San  Francisco  49ers 
boast  a  7-1  record.  The  49ers 
don't  have  a  squad  that  is 
bursting  with  superstars,  but 
they  get  the  job  done.  Led  by 
QB  Joe  Montana,  the  49ers  are 
the  team  to  beat  in  the  NFC 
West. 

The  Washington  Redskins 
and  the  St.  Louis  Cardinals,  yes 
the  Cardinals,  are  tied  for  the 
top  spot  in  the  NFC  East.  It's 
easy  to  predict  that  the  'Skins 
will  come  out  on  top  based  sole- 
ly on  the  past  two  years,  but  the 
Cards  are  a  pretty  potent 
group.  It'll  be  interesting  down 
the  stretch.  And  although  many 
would  like  to,  let's  not  forget 
the  Cowboys. 

In  the  NFC  Central,  the 
Chicago  Bears,  behind  Jim 
McMahon  and  Walter  Payton, 
are  sitting  on  top  of  their  divi- 
sion at  the  midway  point  this 
season.  Upcoming  is  a  date 
with  the  World  Champion  Los 
Angeles  Raiders,  though.  That 
match  will  surely  put  the  young 
Bears  up  to  the  test  of  being  a 
contending  team.  The  Min- 
nesota Vikings  and  the  Green 


Commentary 


Bay  Packers,  previously  con- 
sidered to  be  the  stronger  teams 
in  the  Central  Division,  both 
are  fairing  poorly  so  far. 

In  football's  best  division, 
the  AFC  West,  Los  Angeles 
and  the  Denver  Broncos  are 
locked  in  a  7-1  tie  for  first 
place.  The  only  loss  the  Raiders 
have  this  season  came  at  the 
hands  of  the  Broncos.  Think 
the  black  and  silver  want 
revenge?  The  only  loss  that  the 
Broncos  suffered  came  in  a 
blowout  at  Chicago.  The  Bron- 
cos haven't  been  able  to  beat 
Chicago  in  four  years,  though. 
The  Seattle  Seahawks  are  an 
awesome  bunch  themselves. 
Seattle  would  really  be  in  the 
thick  of  things  if  they  hadn't 
lost  Curt  Warner  to  injury  ear- 
ly in  the  season.  Franco  Harris* 
past  record  won't  be  enough  to 
help  theis  team.  The  Seahawks 
need  him  this  year;  unfor- 
tunately, he  can  only  run  out- 
of-bounds  now. 

The  San  Diego  Chargers  still 
have  a  great  offensive  attack 
despite  losing  Kellen  Winslow 
to  injury  and  Chuck  Muncie  to 
the  di  up  ward.  QB  Dan  Fouts 
is  the  anchor  for  this  team,  but 
as  long  as  the  Chargers  score  40 
points  and  give  up  44,  they'll 
still  lose.  The  Chargers  have  ab- 
solutely no  defense.. .absolute- 
ly none.  (The  Kansas  City 
Chiefs  with  Todd  Blackledge 
are  a  team  of  the  future  and 
thus  don't  fit  in  this  article.) 
The  AFC  Central  is  a  joke. 
Pittsburgh,  Cincinnati, 
Cleveland,  and  Houston  are 
football's  version  of  baseball's 
American  League  West  divi- 
sion. Neither  of  these  teams 
should  go  to  the  playoffs  but 
one  will.  Stupid?  You  bet. 

I'm  sure  everyone  that  is 
reading  this  article  will  not 
totally  agree  with  me,  but  one 
thing  is  for  certain.  Football 
does  not  get  interesting  until 
after  week  number  10.  I  don't 
care  how  many  times  you  like 


NOTSO 
FAST 


to  see  Washington  beat  Dallas; 
who  cares  until  after  week 
number  10?  Chances  are  Miami 
will  remain  unbeaten,  but  who 
cares  until  after  week  number 
10?  A  10-0  record  is  much  im- 
pressive than  an  8-0  record  any 
day. 

Now  that  the  Fall  Classic  is 
done  away  with,  the  Fall  Guys 
are  in  full  swing  until  the  Super 
Bowl.  The  best  teams  will  make 
it,  and  the  best  individuals  will 
wind  up  watching  it.  It  always 
happens  that  way.  So  take  off 
that  Tiger  cap  and  join  the  par- 
ty. It's  a  long  way  to  spring 
training. 


Slowing  down  is  more  than      another  2C  a  gallon.  And  a  well- 
just  a  safer  way  to  drive.  It's  also  tuned  car  can  save  you  about  4C  a 
a  great  way  to  save  gas  and  gallon  more, 

money.  Vou'll  get  about  20  more  Saving  energy  is  easier  than 

miles  from  every  tank  of  gas  if       you  think,  and  with  the  rising 
you  slow  down  from  70  to  55  mph   energy  costs  we're  facing  today, 
on  the  highway.  And  that's  just      it's  never  been  more  important, 
one  of  the  easy  ways  you  can  save  For  a  free  booklet  with  more  easy 
gasoline.  energy-saving  tips,  write 

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3C  on  every  gallon.  Keeping  your    37830. 
tires  properly  inflated  saves 

ENERGY. 
Wo  can't  afford  to  wart*  it. 

U.S.  Department  of  Energy 


Hawiian  Football 

STANDINGS 

"A"  League 

Team             Wins      Losses 

Tie 

Rogers                 5            0 

0 

Dickerhoff              6              2 

0 

Grave                    2             2 

0 

Gibbon                  1             5 

0 

Peyton                   1             5 

0 

"B"  West 

Team             Wins      Losses 

Tie 

HawaHans              4             0 

0 

Dads                     4             1 

0 

Sender                 0             5 

0 

Shanko                  0             5 

0 

Kennedy                0             5 

0 

"B"  East 

Team            Wins      Losses 

Tie 

Jewett                   6             0 

0 

Schmll                    2              2 

1 

Herman                  1              3 

0 

Jones                  2           5 

0 

Women's  League 

Team             Wins      Losses 

Tie 

Travis                    1             0 

1 

Stevenson              0             0 

2 

Peuom                   1             1 

° 

TONIGHT'S  GAMES 

Greve  vs.  Gibbon 

Field  B  at  5:30  pm 

Jones  vs.  Schnell 

Field  C  at  5:30  pm 

Peyton  vs.  Dickerhoff 

Field  B  at  6:45  pm 

David  Gentry  and  Donnle  Howe  criss-cross  during  a 
game  that  did  not  get  rained  oat  last  week. 


SA  OFFICER 

BLOOD 

J.  T.  Shim 

100/60 

Mike  Palsgrove 

128/88 

Marie  Lovett 

90/60 

Dennis  Negron 

120/78 

Russell  Duerksen 

110/80 

Bill  Dubois 

122/68 

Dale  Tunnel. 

110/72 

How  Healthy  Are  Your  SA  Officers? 

BLOOD  PRES.     WEIGHT       AGE      HEALTH  AGE     AVE  YRS  LEFT     YOUR  YRS  LFT 

49.6  51.1 
50.5  49.5 

57.7  59.1 
50.5  57 

51.5  53 

49.6  56.1 
50.5  57 


125 

22 

20.5 

145 

21 

22 

117 

21 

19.6 

142 

21 

14.5 

151 

20 

18.5 

158 

22 

15.5 

165 

21 

14.5 

KEY 

SA  Officer:  The  SA  office" 

who   submitted   their  heaiu  i 

evaluations  to  the  Accent- 
Blood  Pres:  Blood  Press"''  | 
Weight:  Current  Weight.      | 
Age:  The  officers  age. 
Health  Age:  The  age  that  It* 

officers  health  reflects.  I 

Ave  Yrs  Left:  The  aver* 

number  of  years  left  for  »F? 

son  with  your  current  hea" 
Your  Yrs  Lft:  The  number 

years  left  from  an  evaluauon 

the  officers  health. 


JOKER 

84-85 


They're  Here! 

At  the  last  Student  Associa- 
tion Joker  editor,  Reg  Rice, 
promised  that  within  a  week  the 
Joker  would  be  in  the  students' 
hands.  True  to  his  word  they 
were  delivered  on  October  23, 
1984.  Most  students  found  the 
Joker  on  their  dormitory  room 
beds. 

The  holdup  was  caused  by 
printing  delays  at  the  press,  late 
pictures  from  the  Orlando 
Campus  and  various  other 
complications. 

The  Joker  has  more  informa- 
tion listed  in  it  this  year,  but 
aside  from  the  greater  quantity 
of  information  the  quality  has 
been  questioned.  A  notable 
grainy  effect  appears  on  the 
pictures  which  detracts  from 
the  overall  look. 

The  candidates  for  Joker 
editor  almost  always  promise  a 
speedy  publication.  After  a  late 
production  this  year,  next  years 
candidates  are  sure  to  do  the 


It's  Rainin'  Again 


Robert  Jones 

Well,  how  has  your  week 
been  so  far?  I  think  we  could  all 
agree  that  "wet"  describes  it 
pretty  well.  Yes,  once  again 
thunderclouds  and  torrential 
have  taken  up  residence 
Collegedale.  Here  at 
Southern  College  the  umbrella 
population  is  booming.  The 
protective  devices  used  at  SC 
not  just. limited  io  uni:. 
brellas.  Swimming  to  class 
Monday  morning,  I  was  pass- 
ed by  students  wearing 
everything  from  plastic 
trashbags  to  full  length  tren- 
chcoats.  Umbrellas,  however, 
are  the  predominant  species. 

Umbrellas  are  available  at 
the  Campus  Shop  in  three 
styles.  These  styles  include  a 
collapsible  and  non-collapsible 
variety-both  of  which  are 
[water  proof.  For  those  of  you 
Who  are  dating  or  have  more 
lhan  one  friend,  a  selection  of 
Barge  golfer's  umbrellas  are  in 


stock.  "Style"  number  three 
comes  in  the  above  mentioned 
varieties  but  is  not  water  proof! 
Ignorant  of  this  important  dif- 
ference and  having  the  good 
luck  I  usually  do,  I  bought  one 
that  wasn't  water  resistant.  Yes, 
I  got  soaked  the  first  time  I  us- 
ed my  umbrella.  Realizing  the 
error  of  my  ways,  I  returned  to 
the  Campus  Shop.  Many  other 
students  had  made  the  same 
mistake  and  were  carefully 
reading  umbrella  labels  to  avoid 
a  second  bath. 

For  those  of  you  who  find 
rain  a  nuisance,  I  would  like  to 
point  out  the  following.  Did 
you  know  that  walking  in  the 
rain  at  SC  can  be  a  new  social 
experience?  Yes,  some  roman- 
ces have  been  started-believe  it 
or  not-by  a  chivalric  gentleman 
(obviously  not  a  Talge  Hall 
resident),  offering  a  damsel  in 
distress  a  space  beneath  his 
canopy.  Believe  me,  it  happens. 


Ask  my  fiance,  the  first  time  I 
"ran  into  her"  was  during  a 
thunderstorm. 

As  if  the  rain  and  wind 
weren't  enough  to  deal  with, 
we've  also  got  to  navigate 
around  puddles,  which  can  be 
an  adventure  in  itself.  Of 
course,  the  term  puddle  is  a 
relative  one.  I  think  "lake" 
would  best  describe  the  amount 
of  water  that  collects  at  the  bot- 
tom of  the  steps  between 
Wright  Hall  and  Talge  Hall. 

In  fact,  1  had  a  personal  close 
encounter  with  this  body  of 
water  Monday  afternoon. 
Somehow  falling  into  a  muddy 
puddle  can  really  chip  away  at 
one's  dignity.  I'm  still  waiting 
for  my  sneakers  to  dry  out. 

Yes,  the  rainy  season  has 
again  hit  Collegedale  and 
though  uncomfortable  we'll  all 


A  way  From  Campus.  .  . 


Candidates  Debate 

President  Reagan  and  Walter  Mori  dale  pounded  each  other  in 
the  second  presidential  debate  Sunday,  October  21.  Mondale 
stated  that  President  Reagan  is  an  out-of-touch  leader  whose 
foreign  policy  has  "humiliated"  the  United  States.  He  also  said, 
"I  will  keep  us  strong,"  and  as  a  result  of  the  president's  policies 
in  Central  America,  "We  have  been  humiliated  and  our  opponents 
are  stronger."  Reagan  reported  in  the  debate  that  Mondale  has 
a  "record  of  weakness. ..that  is  second  to  none"  on  national 
defence  and  jabbed  back  at  Mondale  with  the  following  statement: 
"It  may  come  to  Mr.  Mondale's  surprise,  but  I  am  in  charge." 
No  claim  of  victory  was  made  after  the  campaign  by  either 
challenger,  but  Vice  President  George  Bush  stated,  "I  think  we 
just  wrapped  up  four  more  years." 

Soviet  Arms  Control  Shift 

Secretary  of  State  George  P.  Shultz  said  Sunday  that  the  new 
position  of  intermediate-range  missiles  in  Europe  may  be  unac- 
ceptable. A  Soviet  official  was  quoted  Friday  as  suggesting  that 
Moscow  might  no  longer  insist  that  the  United  States  withdraw 
all  of  the  new  cruise  and  Pershing  2  missiles  it  has  deployed  in 
Britain,  Italy,  and  West  German  since  last  December.  Shultz  said 
that  the  official  may  have  been  suggesting  "  a  little  different 
stance,"  and  a  moratorium  on  deployment  of  American  missiles 
may  be  sufficient  to  get  arms  talks  under  way  again. 

Heavy  Storms  Ravage  Mississippi  Valley 

Heavy  thunderstorms  erupted  Sunday  over  the  lower  Mississippi 
Valley,  causing  tornados  and  dumping  rain  on  parts  of  Texas  and 
Louisiana  that  had  been  hit  by  storms  the  day  before.  Tornados 
touched  down  Sunday  and  other  possible  twisters  were  detected 
on  radar,  said  the  National  Weather  Service. 

Planes  Crash 

Investigators  looked  through  the  wreckage  of  two  small  planes 
that  crashed  this  weekend  in  Cheyenne,  Wyoming.  One  official 
said  that  one  factor  for  the  accidents  may  have  been  the 
snowstorms  that  have  ravaged  the  area  the  last  week.  A  twin- 
engine  Cessna  crashed  into  a  North  Cheyenne  home  Saturday, 
killing  a  2-year-old  boy  inside  the  house  and  injuring  the  four  peo- 
ple aboard  the  aircraft.  One  passenger  told  a  police  officer  that 
the  wings  had  iced  up. 


survive.    Contrary   to    what  Let's  hope  that  our  mid-term 

residents    of  Thatcher   Hall  grades  are  kinder  to  us  than  the 

think,  they  will  not  melt  no  weather  has  been  lately, 
matter  how  much  rain  we  get. 


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Who's  playing  each  evening? 
What's  going  on  for  chapel? 
What's  happening  Sabbath 
afternoon  and  Saturday  night? 
Be  informed  by  dialing  2552, 
and  remember  that  for  all  you 
do  this  line's  for  you. 

Is  There  a  Gambling  Problem 
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At  Family  and  Children's  Ser- 
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ATTENTION!  Don't  miss  out! 
October  31  will  be  your  last 
chance  to  sign  up  for  credit  on 
the  Gateway  to  Europe  Pro- 
gram this  semester.  The  $2.00 
registration  fee  could  be  worth 
a  $1,100  free  trip  to  Europe. 
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Wanted!  Arts  and  Crafts  per- 
sons! We  want  people  who 
handcraft  work  in  traditional  or 
contemporary  Arts  &  Crafts  to 
participate  in  the  Blaine  Arts  & 
Crafts  Seventh  Annual  Fall 
Festival,  November  3rd.  Call 
for  more  information  Billie  C. 
Freeman  at  933-3463  or  Judy 
Bullis  at  933-1743. 

Are  You  Ready  For  Your  An- 
nual Financial  Frustration? 
As  the  holiday  season  is  upon 
us,  we  need  to  prevent  financial 
overload  on  our  family 
budgets.  Consumer  credit 
counseling-a  free  service  of 
Family  and  Children's  Services 
(a  United  Way  Agency),  can 
help  you  with  family  budgeting 
and  wise  consumer  spending. 
Call  755-2860.  Don't  wait  un- 
til it's  too  late:  Call  755-2860. 
Today! 

Who's  In  Charge  at  Your 
Household? 

Have  you  noticed  that  in  some 
families  it  seems  as  if  the 
children  are  running  things? 
Sometimes  family  roles  get 
reversed  and  it  gets  confusing 
for  everyone.  For  help  with 
your  parent/child  issues  call 
Family  and  Children's  Services 
at  755-2800-A  United  Way 
Agency-755-2800. 

"Sound  of  Praise"  Oct.  27  at 
9:50  a.m.,  will  be  presenting  a 
musical  program  at  the  Col- 
legedale  Academy  Sabbath 
School  this  Sabbath.  The  pro- 
gram will  feature  Joey  Bird, 
Kim  Deardorff,  Bill  Norton, 
Obed  Cruz,  Denise  Read,  and 
Marie  Lovett.  Come  join  us 
and  praise  the  Lord  through 


On  November  17  and  18, 1984, 
the  Watauga  Valley  Art  League 
and  Johnson  City's  Freedom 
Hall  are  having  their  first  An- 
nual Fine  Arts  Exhibition.  It  is 
sponsored  by  Watauga  Valley 
Art  League  Incorporated.  All 
artists  are  invited  to  exhibit 
their  two  dimensional  pain- 
tings. For  more  info,  write 
Watauga  Valley  Art  League,  P. 
O.  Box  2177  Johnson  City,  TN 
37601. 

The  Chattanooga  Symphony 
Orchestra  announces  its  second 
performance  of  the  1984-85 
season  at  the  Tivoli  Theater  on 
Tuesday,  November  6,  1984  at 
8:00  p.m.  The  featured  soloist 
will  be  Ana-Maria  Vera,  the 
sensational  nineteen-year-old 
pianist.  She  will  perform 
Rachmaninoff's  Rhapsody  on  a 
theme  of  Paganini.  Tickets  are 
now  available  at  the  Symphony 
and  Opera  Office.  For  reserva- 
tions call  267-8583. 

The  Japan  Center  of  Tennessee 
will  present  a  lecture  on 
"Japanese  Politics"  by  Pro- 
fessor Scott  C.  Flanagan  of  the 
Department  of  Political  Science 
at  The  Florida  State  Universi- 
ty, Tallahassee,  Florida.  The 
lecture  will  be  held  on  Wednes- 
day, November  14,  1984  in  the 
Art  and  Architecture  Building, 
Room  109  at  the  University  of 
Tennessee  at  Knoxville  at  7:30 
p.m. 


Southern  College  of  Seventh-day  Adventists 
Examination  Schedule 

FALL  SEMESTER  1984 


TIME 
8  am 


10  am 

12  noon 
2  pm 
4  pm 


MONDAY  TUESDAY 

900  am  MWF  9:00  am  MTWT 

9:30  am  TT 


10:00  am  MWF  12:00  TT 

10:00  am  MWTF 


WEDNESDAY  THURSDAY  I 

7:00  am  MWF  7:00  am  TT 

8:00  am  MWF  8:00  am  TT 

8:30  am  MWF  8:15  am  TT 


11:00: 


iMWF 


10:00  am  TT 
10:00  am  MTTj4 
10:00  am  MTrS 


1:00  pm  MWF 

3:00  pm  MW 
3:30  pm  MW 

College  Comp. 


1:00  pm  TT 
1:00  pm  MTTF 

2:00  pm  TT 

3:00  pm  TT 
3:30  pm  TT 
5:00  pm  TWT 
6:00  pm  MW 


2:00  pm  MW 
2:00  pm  MWF 

4:00  pm  MW 
4:00  pm  MTWT 
History 


The  final  exam  for  evening  classes  will  be  during  exam  week  at  the  time 
the  class  normally  meets. 

NOTES: 

1  Students  with  more  than  three  exams  in  one  day  may  seek  to  have  an  exam  rescheduled. 
See'the  academic  dean  if  it  can't  be  worked  out  with  the  instructors  involved. 

2  Because  the  Christmas  recess  is  starting  a  week  earlier  than  normal  to  accommodate 
those  going  to  the  Mexico  City  Youth  Congress,  students  should  not  expect  special  exam  ar- 
rangements to  accommodate  holiday  travel. 

3  Beginning  with  the  next  semester  the  examination  schedule  will  be  printed  in  the  class 
schedule  so  that  students  may  plan  the  exam  week  along  with  the  schedule  of  classes. 


Foresight 


A  new  pamphlet  is  being  of- 
fered to  help  college  students 
pass  their  exams.  The  pamphlet 
is  entitled  "How  To  Study  For 
Exams.  .  .And  Passl"  There 
are  tips  on  how  to  develop  a 
successful  study  program,  how 
to  cram  the  right  way,  and 
more.  This  pamphlet  is  free  to 
college  students  and  all  teachers 
if  they  will  enclose  a  self- 
addressed  stamped  envelope  to: 
Study  Guide,  Box  2201, 
Cleveland,  Tennessee. 

The  Southern  Writers'  Club  is 
sponsoring  a  vespers  service  at 
the  home  of  Mr.  Haluska  this 
Friday  night,  October  26,  start- 
ing at  7:00  p.m.  His  house  is  the 
second  on  the  right  on  Pierson 
Drive  (across  from  the  church). 
Worship  credit  will  be  given. 

PERSONAL 

Hey  S.  Walton  Johnson: 
That  new  G.Q.  hairstyle  of 
yours  looks  terrific! 

The  Observant 


High  Society,  Dress-up  Day 
10:00  AM:  Croissant  Break 
Vespers:  Jim  Herman 
Church  Service:  Gordon  Bietz 
7:30  &  10:30  PM:  The  Hiding  Place 
1 1 :00  PM:  Time  Change  Celebratioi 
6:30  PM:  SA  Fall  Festival  Party 
5:15  PM:  "That  Delicate  Balance'" 
Chapel:  11:00  AM  in  the  Church 


♦Shown  in  Thatcher  Hall 

**Due  to  technical  difficulties  Crime  and  Insanity  was  not 
shown  last  Monday  evening.  The  series  continues  this 
Monday  with  Crime  and  Punishment.  This  is  shown 
behind  the  curtains  in  the  cafeteria. 


Friday 

October  26 

Saturday 

October  27 

Sunday 

October  28 

Monday 

October  29 

Tuesday 

October  30 

THERE  ARE  TWO  SIDESTO  _7 
BECOMING  A  NURSE  IN  THE  ARMY. 

And  they're  both  repre- 
I  sented  by  the  insignia  you  wear 
I  as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse  | 
I  Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left 
I  means  you're  part  of  a  health  care 
system  in  which  educational  and 
career  advancement  are  the  rule, 

_  _  mU  not  the  exception.  The  gold  bar  ^— jF--.^ 

on  the  right  means  you  command  respect  as  an  Army  on^er.  y?n 
earning  a  BSN,  write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities,  P.O.  Box  /  m, 
Clifton,  N]  07015. 


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Southern  /fccent 


■Volume  40,  Number  9 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


November  1,  1984 


U.S.  Senate  Hopeful  Ashe  Visits  Southern 


Victor  Ashe,  candidate  for 
■the  United  States  Senate,  arriv- 
ed unceremoniously  in  front  of 
■bright  Hall  at  10:00  a.m.  on 
fcctober  30,  1984.  His  brief,  20 
pninute  stop  at  Southern  Col- 
lege was  one  in  a  series  of  stops 
Jturing  Ashe's  final  campaign 
ring  through  western  Ten- 
nessee.   Ashe   appeared   very 
porn  out  when  he  arrived  and 
ughout  the  course  of  his 
S/isit.  His  tour  of  the  campus 
companied  by  a  small 
delegation  of  students  with  SA 
President  Shim  as  the  host.  One 
|of  Ashe's  aids  was  overheard 
jaying  that  Victor  Ashe  had  on- 
|ly  gotten  1  Vi  hours  of  sleep  the 
njght  before. 

Attorney,  native  of  Knox- 

iville,  fifth  generation  Tennes- 

[sean,    Mr.    Ashe   started   his 

in  public  service  working 

Ifor  Senator  Howard  Baker.  A 

iverteran   Senate,   Victor  con- 

istently  won  reelection  with  60 

[to  70  percent  margins.  He  re- 

Icently  won  the  1984  Republican 

iPrimary  by  an  overwhelming  87 

Ipercent  of  the  vote.  President 

Ronald  Reagan  briefly  states, 

■"We  need  Victor  Ashe  in  the 

lu.S.  Senate."  In  Washington, 

■Victor  claims  he  will  work  for 

a  balanced  federal  budget  that 

is  fair  and  the  continuation  of 

president  Reagan's  economic 

molicies.  More  jobs  for  Ten- 

ftessee  is  a  primary  concern  to 

Victor,  and  he  plans  to  have  a 

■taff  person  working  full-time 


to  bring  business  and  industry 
to  Tennessee. 

Victor  Ashe's  Democratic 
opponent,  Albert  Gore,  has 
been  shown  to  be  currently 
ahead  in  professional  polls,  but 
Ashe  doesn't  think  that  these 
polls  are  a  correct  reflection  of 
the  public  opinion.  Ashe  claims 
to  have  won  a  number  of  polls 
taken  in  high  schools  and  even 
on  the  elementary  school  level 
and  claims  that  this  is  a  good 
indicator  of  what  the  parents  at 
home  are  thinking.  This  com- 
ing Tuesday  Victor  Ashe  will 
have  a  chance  to  prove  his  logic 
correct. 

While  visiting  at  Southern, 
Ashe  was  posed  a  number  of 
questions.  One  of  the  questions 
raised  was  on  Ashe's  stand  on 
higher  education  to  which  Ashe 
replied, "My  wife  is  a  second 
grade  school  teacher."  Ashe 
went  on  to  state  that  he  was  for 
higher  education  and  felt  that 
there  was  a  strong  role  for 
private  colleges  to  play  in 
education  and  that  we  should 
not  take  on  any  governmental 
activity  that  would  inhibit  that 
role. 

A  number  of  questions  were 
directed  towards  Ashe  which 
questioned  what  could  be  done 
to  better  private  schools.  One 
such  question  focused  on  tax 
credits  for  private  colleges  of 
which  Ashe  thought  to  be  a 
justifiable  expenditure.  He 
stated,    however,    that   the 


Merry  Clower  Show  Sells  Out 

■Cindy  Watson 

I    The  Jerry  Clower  Show  this  Monday  morning,  five  whole, 

■Saturday  night  has  proven  to  be  days  before  the  show.  Unlike 

la  real  seller.  From  the  sounds  prior  programs  in  the  Artist 

|of  it,  Clower  will  also  be  a  real  Adventure  series,  only  those 

■thriller.  with  tickets  will  be  admitted.  Of 

I    Tickets  were  sold  out  by  the  2200  plus  tickets,  half  have 


federal  deficit  had  to  come 
down  and  that  such  tax  credits 
at  this  time  would  not  be 
beneficial  in  balancing  the 
budget  which  Ashe  strongly 
supports  a  Contitutional  Am- 
mendment  for. 

When  voting  for  a  candidate 
a  voter  likes  to  know  who  else 
supports  the  candidate.  One 
such  question  was  asked  to 
Ashe  and  he  replied  "I  have  the 
support  of  Governor  Alexander 
and  the  support  of  President 
Reagan.  In  fact,  if  you  have 
seen  my  latest  television  com- 
mercials, you'll  see  that  the 
President  is  featured  in  them." 

Ashe  responded  to  a  host  of 
other  questions  which  for  the 
most  part  he  had  ready  re- 
sponses to.  The  one  question 
which  he  said  he  had  never  been 
confronted  with  before  was  on 
President  Reagn's  appointment 
of  an  ambassador  to  the 
Vatican.  Ashe  stated  that  he 
would  have  to  look  over  the 
reasons  and  issues  before  he 
could  take  a  stand  on  it,  but  he 
did  say  "I  am  a  firm  believer  in 
separation  of  Church  and 
State." 

At  the  end  of  his  stay  Ashe 
entered  his  car  for  another  cam- 
paign stop  in  Dayton,  Ten- 
nessee. He  initiated  the  sugges- 
tion that  win  or  lose  he  might 
be  able  to  make  another  stop  at 
Southern  and  address  a  larger 
number  of  the  student  body. 


been  given  to  alumni  who  are 
on  campus  for  this  year's 
Alumni  Weekend  and  the  other 
half  given  to  students  or  sold  to 
community  members. 

The  fast  sell-out  is  no  suprise 
though.  Clower,  named 
"Country  Comic  of  the  Year" 
for  nine  years  running,  is  in 
popular  demand.  Each  year  he 
makes  about  two  hundred  ap- 
pearances. In  the  month  of  Oc- 
tober alone,  he  has  traveled 
from  Florida  to  California,  to 
Virginia  and  North  Carolina,  to 
Georgia  and  back  to  Florida. 

Clower's  stories  of  life  in 
Amite  County,  Mississippi, 
have  taken  him  to  several  ap- 
pearances at  the  Grand  Ole 
Opry.  Besides  his  numerous 
television  commercials,  Clower 
has  produced  15  records  and  2 
books.  "Ain't  God  Good!" 
and  "Let  the  Hammer  Down." 


Back  to  the  Grind 

Fall  Festival  Ends  With  Barn  Party 


Lori  Heinsman 

Hooray  for  Fall  Festival- 
weekend  of  opportunity.  S.C. 
students  had  the  opportunity  to 
blow  off  steam  and  tension 
from  mid-term  exams  and  show 
their  spirit  and  enthusiasm  dur- 
ing Fall  Festival  weekend,  Oc- 
tober 24  through  28.  One  stu- 
dent said  this  was  "a  chance  to 
see  who  all  the  fun  people  are 
by  the  ways  that  they  dress- 
up...  especially  with  the  im- 
agination shown  by  some  of  the 
costumes  worn  at  the  barn  par- 
ty Sunday  night." 

This  "dress-up"  weekend 
began  on  Wednesday  with 
"Scrub-clothes,  factory-togs 
and  T-shirt  with  a  Message 
Day."  Thursday  consisted  of 
"Country  Western  Day"  and  a 
Country  Jamboree  picnic  for 
supper.  Everyone  dressed 
elegantly  or  super-preppy  on 
Friday  and  then  displayed  their 
costumes  Sunday  night  at  the 
barn  party. 

As  a  whole,  the  students  en- 
joyed this  dress-up  occasion. 
Dale  Lacra  suggests  we  include 
a  hat  day  and  an  inside  out  day, 
and  Kelly  Hosier  would  like  to 
see  more  students  and  faculty 
participating. 


taken  of  the  festival  par- 
ticipants on  the  steps  of  Lynn 
Wood  Hall,  I  asked  the  people 
gathered  around  the  following: 
"What  do  you  think  of  Fall 
Festival?"  Here  are  some  of 
their  replies. 

"I'd  like  to  know  where 
Bruce  Kennedy  gets  his 
clothes!"--Mark  Hambleton. 

"Really  nice—fun  par- 
ticipating in  it.  "--Dorothy 
Dalton. 

"A  unique  week. .  .hey  that 
rhymes  I  "--Tami  Peters. 

Continued  on  page  6 


Index 

Editorial  p.  2 

Reflections p.  3 

News  Briefs  —  p.  5  j 

Garfield  p.  5,7 

Sports p.  6 

Classifieds p.  8 

Foresight p.  8 


Letters. 


3 


Editorial 
When  Tragedy  Strikes 

In  the  oast  two  years,  this  college  and  its  small  community  have 
had  a  rLh  of  tragedies.  The  most  recent  one  happen* M- -* 
when  Scott  Yankelevitz  died  in  an  accident,  m  wh.c ,  h ™sdo 
tag  something  he  loved  to  do--ska.eboard.ngJ3 «<*££" 
DODular  students  at  Southern,  Scott's  death  was  mourned  oy  a 
£ge  par of  the  student  body.  This  fact  was  M* 
a  several  hundred  students  attended  the  memorial  servtce  at  the 
Collegedale  church  last  Thursday  morning. 

When  tragedy  occurs,  questions  are  raised:  Why  did  he  have 
to  die  so  young?  Why  did  she  have  to  be  born  mentally  retarded? 
Wh  did  he  hfve  to  lose  his  legs?  Why  does  she  have to ,M 
rest  of  her  life  physically  and  mentally  disfigured  from  the  tire 
However,  all  of  these  questions  evolve  from  a  more  basic  one. 
why  does  God  allow  tragedies  to  occur  to  good  people . 

Unfortunately,  there  is  no  easy  answer.  Few  are  satisfied .with 
the  answer  that  God  only  knows.  From  that  response  evolves  the 
ones  with  more  elaboration:  "It  was  his  time  to  go.  uoo.  is 
trying  to  tell  you  something."  "This  is  the  way  God  wants  you 
toTe-crippled."  "God  didn't  do  it,  Satan  did."  Yet,  excep  for 
the  last  answer,  each  one  of  these  strikes  against  what  we  believe 
our  God  to  be-a  loving  Creator  who  has  our  best  interests  in 
mind.  And  the  last  answer  doesn't  allow  us  to  know  why  He  didn  t 
intervene.  Once  again,  there  is  no  easy  answer;  neither  are  there 
any  that  can  be  used  for  any  one  incident. 

Last  week's  tragedy  occurred  to  an  individual  who  was  happy- 
go-lucky  He  also  learned  something  from  everything  he  did.  I 
do  not  wish  to  speculate  on  how  Scott  would  have  reacted  to  a 
close  friend's  death,  yet  he  probably  would  have  learned 
something  from  it,  also.  The  lesson  many  of  us  have  learned  from 
last  week  is  that  in  a  world  where  evil  reigns  supreme,  our  only 
source  of  hope  and  peace  is  a  personal  relationship  with  God. 
We  do  not  understand  why  God  allowed  Scott  to  die,  but  we  do 
not  let  this  embitter  us.  For  we  have  this  knowledge:  God  has  given 
us  a  way  of  escape  from  the  pains  of  evil-Jesus  Christ. 


Teenage 
Slang  Test 


IN  MEMORY  OF  SCOTT 

I  was  in  a  dazed  state  after  I 
got  off  the  phone  Wednesday 
afternoon:   one   of  my  best 
friends,  Scott  Yankelevitz  died. 
To  those  who  never  had  the  op- 
portunity to  meet  him,  they 
missed  one  of  the  rare  pleasures 
there  are  to  be  had.  When  I 
heard  the  news  1  thought  the 
right  response  would  be  to  cry, 
but  after  thinking  hard,  I  said 
to  myself  that  Scott  would  have 
said  his  famous  line,  "Go  with 
the  flow."  At  the  time  the 
thought  in  my  head  sounded 
very  cold  and  morbid,   but 
pondering  it  more  I  reckoned  in 
my  mind  that  Scott  died  doing 
something  he  very  much  en- 
joyed. I  hold  no  contempt  for 
that  skateboard,  because  we 
had   talked   about   when   we 
went-whether  it  was  'taking  a 
drive  to  Trenton,'  or  talking 
about  the  Redskins,-we  figured 
that  when  the  time  came,  we'd 
be  enjoying  something.  "Go 
with  the  flow"  was  our  state- 
ment to  an  anxious,  and  stress 
burdened  world.  Scott  was  hap- 
piest when  he  was  wearing  his 
shark    shorts    and   shooting 
basketball   or   anything   that 
could  be  done  outdoors.  Our 
conversations  would  get  serious 
once  in  a  while,  and  they  would 
last  for  only  a  few  minutes  and 
then  the  talk  would  turn  to  liv- 
ing a  Bohemian  lifestyle  on  the 
beach  in  California  or  talk  of 
hoping  the  cafeteria  would  be 
serving  biscuits  and  gravy,  our 
favorite  breakfast  dish  while  at 
Southern.  If  nothing  were  said 
between   us,    it   wasn't   that 
something  was  wrong,  it  was 
that  everything  was  perfect. 
Scott  was  a  great  friend,  he 
would  always  try  to  help  you 
out  with  money,  his  car,  or  just 
listening. 

I  know  that  eventually  I'll 
break  down  and  cry,  but  before 
I  do  this  much  has  to  be  said. 


Cry  if  you  must,  I  know  I  will, 
but  if  you  can  help  it  at  all,  and 
can  hold  it  back,  smile  and 
think  of  surfing,  basketball, 
girls,  and  the  Washington  Red- 
skins. When  you  do,  you'll  be 
holding  his  memory  better  than 
tears  could  ever  express.  "Go 
with  the  flow." 

Lance  L.  Martin 
A  close  friend 


SM  WRITES  HOME 
Dear  Editor, 

Yesterday  I  received  17  let- 
ters, and  the  first  2  copies  of 
The  Accent  (thanks  to  La  Ron- 
da  Curtis-an  excellent  SM  club 
president)  were  among  them. 
I  am  working  this  year  as  the 
teacher  (8  grades)  and  pastor 
for  the  tiny  litle  island  of 
Namu-Namu  (no,  Mork  from 
Ork  doesn't  live  here!).  I  am 
the  only  American  here  and 
have  no  contact  with  the  rest  of 
the  world  other  than  my  short 
wave  radio  receiver  and  the 
mail  boat  that  comes  once  a 
month  or  so.  So,  as  you  might 
expect,  I  was  thrilled  to  receive 
all  the  mail  and  especially  The 
Accent. 

I  certainly  agree  with  your 
first  editorial:  "We're  Talkin' 
Proud."  Our  school  does  have 
a  lot  to  be  proud  of.  But  you 
left  out  one  item  on  your  list  of 
things  to  be  proud  of.. ."We're 
talkin'  proud  of  a  super  perfor- 
and  an  excellent  job  on 
the  Southern  Accent  this  year!" 
My  hat  is  off  to  you  and  your 
staff  for  an  excellent  beginning! 
Keep  it  up! 

Yokwe"  greeting 
to  all  of  my  friends  at  S.C. 
Please  continue  to  write,  and  to 
pray  for  me! 

Sincerely, 

Kevin  K.  Costello 

Namu  SDA  School 

PO  Box  5005 

Ebeye,  Kwaj  96970 


C.  D.  N.  S. 

Think  you  have  a  pretty  go^ 
handle  on  current  slang?  Test 
out  your  vocabulary  on  these 
(meanings  follow  in  the  next 
paragraph): 

1.  Nerd,  mingus,  gingusamJ 
ingus,  spud,  geek  2.  Tweaked., 
3.  jelled  4.  squid  lips  5.  nasall 
man  6.  bag  your  face  7.  bo1 
head  8.  combustible  9.  hellified 
10.  darvy  11.  ragged  out  12, 
jazzed,  stoked  13.  can't  hand: 
14.  that's  cold  15.  snake  16. 
bodacious  17.  wussy,  mark, 
wimp. 

1.  jerk  2.  damaged  or  not 
good  3.  out  of  contact,  mindii 
wandering  4.  a  big  mouth  5.  no 
way  6.  terrible  7.  one  who  uses 
marijuana  8.  lighter  or  matches 
9.  super,  as  in  "That  party  was 
hellified."  10.  good  or  cool  11. 
sleepy  12.  a  good  mood,  lively 
or  exciting  13.  can't  cope  14. 
I'm  humiliated  15.  steal,  as  in 
"he  snaked  something."  16.  a 
combination  of  bold 
audacious  17.  a  coward  oi 
pushover. 

Slang,  the  common 
language  is  often  a  teenage 
mechanism  for  society  separa- 
tion and  identity-building,  ac 
cording  to  Judith  Bernstein,  a 
psychiatric  social  worker  in  In- 
glewood,  Calif.,  who  spoke 
recently  at  a  national  con- 
ference in  Washington,  D.C. 


Don't  forget 

to  vote 

on  Tuesday, 

November  6. 

It  can 

make  a 

difference. 


Reflections 


WHAT  DID  YOU  LEARN  IN  SCHOOL  TODAY 


Jerry  Morgan 

My  father  never  finished  high 
school.  Due  to  the  economy  of 
the  times  and  the  fact  that  he 
was  the  only  son  in  a  family  of 
seven  sisters,  he  went  to  work 
for  his  father  and  never  re- 
turned to  school.  That  is  not  to 
;ay  that  his  education  ended 
then.  In  fact  he  was  an  avid 
eader,  active  in  the  local 
Methodist  Debating  League, 
and  because  he  was  a  typeset- 
ter and  proofreader  in  the 
Minting  business,  could  spot  a 
hisspelled  word  or  a  split  in- 
finitive like  a  skilled  gram- 
marian. He  therefore  took  in- 
tense interest  in  the  higher 
:ducation  of  each  of  his 
ihildern. 

Often,  at  the  supper  table,  he 
would  ask  me,  "What  did  you 
earn  in  school  today?"  I  had 
earned  through  experience  to 
ivoid  the  response  "nothing" 
s  that  would  incur  a  look  of 
profound  disbelief  and  disap- 
jointment.  "Nothing?  You  sat 
or  seven  hours  in  a  classroom 
nd  learned  nothing?"  In- 
variably I  found  that  if  I 
thought  hard  enough  I  could 
think  of  something.  "Well,  the 
mature  porcupine  has  some 
30,000  quills  on  its  head,  back, 
flanks,  and  tail."  or  "The  plant 
life  of  the  oceans  makes  up 
about  85  percent  of  all  the 
greenery  on  this  planet."  With 
this,  he  would  be  content  that 
it  least  the  entire  day  had  not 
been  wasted  and  I  knew  I  was 
safe  until  the  next  time  he  ask- 
id  that  question. 

If  seemed  that  only  a  few 
fears  had  passed  unitl  I  com- 
pleted high  school,  finished  col- 
lege, and  was  back  teaching  the 
Rame  school,  trying  to  make 
Hiouns  and  adverbs  exciting  to 
a  generation  who  found  them 
ps  irrelevant  as  I  once  did.  It 


was  during  that  first  year  that 
our  superintendant  gave  me  an 
update  on  my  father's 
philosophy:  "You  have  these 
students  in  your  school  for 
almost  a  thousand  hours  each 
year.  What  are  you  going  to 
teach  them?"  I  found  it  signifi- 
cant that  in  most  classrooms 
teachers  ask  about  90  percent 
of  the  questions  and  answer 
most  of  these  themselves.  I  also 
noticed  that  I  seemed  to  learn 
more  from  teaching  than  I  ever 
did  when  I  was  a  student  in  the 
same  discipline. 

Several  years  ago  David 
Berkowitz,  the  notorious  "Son 
of  Sam"  killer,  was  arrested  in 
New  York  City.  Prior  to  his  ar- 
rest he  sent  notes  to  the  police 
explaining  why  he  had  commit- 
ted the  murders  and  that  he 
planned  to  kill  again.  In  ex- 
amining these  notes  one 
psychologist  noticed  that 
Berkowitz  knew  how  to  use  a 
semi-colon  correctly,  something 
that  most  of  the  population 
cannot  do.  (A  semi-colon  joins 
two  independent  clauses  that 
are  not  joined  by  a  co-ordinate 
conjunction)  It  amazed  me  that 
at  some  point  he  had  been  a 
student  in  a  classroom 
somewhere  and  had  learned  this 
profound  piece  of  information 
but  somehow  had  not  been  im- 
pressed with  the  rights  of  others 
and  the  golden  rule,  that  some 
teacher  had  drilled  home  points 
of  grammar  and  composition 
but  had  not  seen  the  signs  of  a 
disturbed  mind  crying  out  for 
help. 

It  has  been  said  that  educa- 
tion is  what  you  have  left  when 
you've  forgotten  everything 
you've  learned  in  school.  While 
this  definition  may  seem  con- 
tradictory at  first,  it  does  con- 
tain the  sad  truth  that  many  of 


us  retain  little  of  what  we  learn. 
Although  we  graduate  from 
college  at  the  end  of  four  (or 
more)  years  and  have  the 
diploma  hanging  in  a  promi- 
nent place  on  the  wall,  when  it 
comes  right  down  to  it,  we  re- 
tain very  little  of  all  we  have 
learned  or  "crammed"  during 
our  college  years. 

A  well-known  cofhic  does  a 
routine  which  he  calls  his  "five 
minute  college  program."  He 
begins  with  the  premise  that 
because  we  forget  most  of  what 
we  learn  in  college  we  can  save 
a  lot  of  time  and  money  if  we 
eliminate  those  facts  that  we 
will  forget  anyway  and  just 
learn  the  very  basics  of  each 
course,  those  facts  that  we 
won't  forget.  It  goes  something 
like  this: 

Accounting-Debits  go  on  the 
left.  Red  ink  is  bad  but 
black  is  beautiful. 
Economics-Supply  and  de- 
mand. You  sell  something 
for  more  than  you  paid 


for  it—that's  called  profit 
and  it's  ail  that's  really 
important  in  economics. 
Spanish--Since  most  people 
speak  English  today  or 
they  know  someone  who 
does,  you  can  save 
yourself  a  lot  of  time  and 
study  by  only  speaking  to 
those  people.  Two 
sentences  in  Spanish  are 
all  you  really  need  to 
know:  "Habla  Ud.  in- 
gles?" (Do  you  speak 
English?)  If  they  say 
"no"  you  ask,  "Conoce 
Ud.  a  alguien  que  habla 
ingles?"  (Do  you  know 
anyone  who  does?) 
Theology-Only  two  questions 
are  important:"Where  is 
God?"  (Everywhere)  and 
"Why         is  God 

everywhere?"    (Because 
He  loves  us) 
Algebra-You'll  never  use  it  so 

forget  it. 
Geometry-Just  as  important  as 
Algebra. 

While  his  five  minute  course 
would  no  doubt  anger  most 
educators  (especially  those  who 
disciplines  were  reduced  to  a 
sentence  or  less)  the  sad  truth  is 
that  most  of  us  who  complete 
a  college  program  remember 
almost  nothing  outside  of  our 
major  fields.  This  is  not 
because  it  was  unimportant, 
but  because  we  never  took  the 
time  to  use  what  we'd  learned 
in  these  "electives." 

I  personally  look  back  on  my 
own  college  program  with  a  lot 
of  regret.  Not  because  I  chose 
the  wrong  field  or  attended  the 
wrong  college  but  because  I 
could  have  learned  so  much 
more  than  I  did.  Like  many 
students  I  was  so  anxious  to 
finish  the  program  and  get  on 


with  life  that  the  four  years 
seemed  to  pass  like  one.  There 
were  courses  I  should  have 
taken  as  electives  (astronomy 
was  one  of  them)  that  would 
have  been  so  much  more 
beneficial  than  some  I  took 
because  it  gave  me  an  easier 
schedule  or  an  easier  grade. 
However,  like  most  others,  I've 
found  that  education  doesn't 
have  to  end  with  graduation;  it 
just  takes  greater  discipline  to 
achieve  it  afterwards. 

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In  Memory  of  Scott 


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Jeny  Russell 

"Endless  days  barefoot  on  the 

beach, 
Suntan  that  never  fades, 
And  that  spirit  that  runs  free." 
-Scott  J.  Yankelevitz 

Sitting  in  my  room,  staring  at 
the  floor  laughing  then  crying, 
thinking,  remembering  the  good 
and  bad  of  my  friend  who  was 
so  much  a  part  of  my  life.  I'll 
never  forget  Scott  for  the  con- 
tribution that  he  made  in  my  life 
and  his  optimistic  attitude  that 
greatly  inspired  every  day.  He 
was  warm  and  sensitive,  having 
a  teasing  sense  of  humor  that 
always  brought  me  out  of  the 
deepest  despair. 

I  remember  that  once  last  year 
I  had  what  seemed  an  insur- 
mountable problem  that  had  me 
down  for  several  weeks.  Every- 
day Scott  spent  hours  talking 
with  me,  encouraging  and  help- 
ing me  to  deal  with  it.  After  that 
there  were  many  more  times  that 
Scott  and  I  would  just  sit  and  talk 
because  it  felt  so  good  to  reason 
some  things  out.  In  all  the  times 
that  we  talked,  I  never  saw  Scott 
get  angry.  He  just  didn't  get  riled. 
You  always  could  count  on  Scott 
to  react  the  same  way:  a  sly  grin, 


raised  eyebrows,  and  a  little  nod 
of  the  head. 

Friday  afternoons  were  always 
special  to  us.  After  classes  were 
over  Scott,  Rob,  and  I  would 
jump  into  the  700  LDS  with  the 
top  down  and  cruise  over  to  the 
pool  to  lay  out  or  into  town  for 
the  afternoon.  We  especially  en- 
joyed these  times  because  it  was 
the  boys'  afternoon  out.  Scott 
would  be  decked  out  in  those 
shorts,  a  T-shirt  with  a  surfing 
logo,  and  his  raggedy  vans-the 
look  that  just  epitomized  his  life 
style. 

Scott  was  kind  of  a  free  spirit, 
while  at  the  same  time  organized 
enough  to  be  an  "A"  student.  To 
say  he  loved  the  beach  would  be 
an  understatement.  Last  summer 
while  at  home,  I  didn't  even 
bother  to  try  to  see  Scooter  on 
weekends  because  very  few  of 
them  went  by  that  he  wasn't  in 
Ocean  City.  He  always  said  that 
it  was  the  "best  beach  in  the 
Continental  United  States." 
There  he  would  be  on  the  sand 
during  "peak  tanning  hours". 

Scott  had  marry  good  qualities, 
and  he  touched  our  lives  in 
countless     ways,     but     the 


characteristic  I  admired  the  most 
was  his  unfailing  dedication  to  his 
friends.  On  several  occasions 
when  people  had  said  negative 
things  about  one  of  his  friends, 
each  time  he  came  to  our  rescue 
and  defended  us  at  any  cost  to 
himself.  This  was  a  quality  of 
Scott's  that  I  always  appreciated 
and  wished  I  had  the  guts  to  do 
myself. 

Through  it  all  Scott  was  one  of 
the  greatest  guys  and  certainly 
one  of  the  best  friends  I've  ever 
had.  There  will  always  be  an 
empty  place  in  my  heart  that  can 
never  be  filled  by  anyone  else.  I, 
along  with  many  other  friends, 
consider  myself  very  fortunate 
and  honored  to  have  known  him. 
His  silent  influence  and  leader- 
ship brought  me  through  many 
trials. 
I  can  praise  God  for  I'm  going 
to  see  Scooter  again,  however. 
Resurrection  morning  now  takes 
on  a  new  meaning  for  me.  That 
day  will  put  to  an  end  an  era  of 
pain  and  suffering,  and  begin  a 
new  one  of  "endless  days 
barefoot"  by  the  Sea  of  Glass 
where  "that  spirit"  can  run  free. 
Good-bye  Scotty.   We   love 


Senate  Begins  Forming  Plans 


Record  New  SDA  Members 


Sheila  Elwin 

With  the  October  24  Senate 
meeting  having  been  postponed 
because  of  the  accident  to  Scott 
Yankelevitz  last  week,  a  special 
October  29  meeting  was  held 
this  week.  It  began  with  the 
Pledge  of  Allegiance,  followed 
by  a  devotional  by  Senator 
Elwin. 

The  position  of  Secretary 
Loudin,  who  was  sick,  was 
temporarily  filled  by  Senators 
Jobe  and  Reinhardt. 

According  to  a  special  update 
from  Terry  Cantrell,  Director 
of  Strawberry  Festival,  plans 
are  going  better  than  in 
previous  years.  Cantrell  ex- 
plained that  this  is  due  in  part 
to  a  larger  staff  of  approx- 
imately 30  people,  including  18 
photographers. 
This  year  the  Festival  will  in- 
clude more  special  effects  and 
graphics:  pictures  will  move 
faster;  the  music  will  have  a 
slightly  more  up-beat  tempo; 
and  some  of  the  music  will  be 
originally     composed     by 

k  students. 

"  Another  definite  improve- 
ment over  years  past  is  the  ac- 
tual showing.  The  gym  will  be 
arranged  crosswise  rather  than 
lengthwise,  allowing  everyone 
to  sit  in  front  of  the  equipment. 
Afterwards,  President  Shim 
announced  the  presence  of  Vic- 
tor Ashe,  Republican 
Senatorial  candidate,  on  cam- 


pus around  10:30  a.m.,  Oct.  30, 
for  any  who  wish  to  meet  him. 

Also,  Shim  gave  the  newest 
proposed  time-this  Thursday 
at  noon--for  the  "surprise"  in 
the  cafeteria. 

Because  of  apparent  student 
concern  over  cafeteria  pricing, 
Senator  Denton  proposed  to 
send  an  official  delegate  to  Earl 
Evans,  cafeteria  director,  to  ask 
him  some  pertinent  questions 
and  then  publish  his  answers. 

Senator  Bass  introduced  two 
ideas  which  his  committee  has 
come  up  with  for  Senate  pro- 
ject. These  are  a  book  detection 
device  for  the  library  and  a 
lighted  student  information 
sign  for  the  cafeteria.  Nothing 
is  definite,  though,  and  all  are 
welcome  to  add  their  thoughts. 

Senate  adjourned  after  Vice 
President  Palsgrove  reminded 
the  senators  of  the  next  regular 
meeting,  Nov.  5. 

•Note*  Unless  otherwise 
posted,  all  senate  meetings  are 
open  for  anyone  to  go  and 
listen.  If  you  wish  to  personal- 
ly present  an  idea,  please  make 
arrangements     with     your 


NADCA 

Record  numbers  of  people 
are  joining  the  Seventh-day 
Adventist  Church,  General 
Conference  President  Neal  C. 
Wilson  reported  in  his  October 
9  keynote  address  to  the 
church's  1984  Annual  Council. 

"Through  the  first  seven 
quarters  of  the  church's  '  1 ,000 
Days  of  Reaping'  campaign, 
nearly  666,000  people  have 
joined,"  Wilson  explained. 
"The  exact  figure  is  1,034  bap- 
tisms per  day." 

The  campaign  goal  is  1,000 
new  members  per  day  for  1 ,000 
days  beginning  during  the  fall 
of  1982  and  ending  at  the 
church's  General  Conference 
Session  in  New  Orleans  in  the 
summer  of  1985.  Wilson  said 
the  church  expects  to  report 
more  than  1.1  million  new 
members  at  the  New  Orleans 
meeting. 

Pointing  to  area  of  strong 
church  growth,  Wilson  said  the 
Inter- American  Division  hopes 
to  have  a  membership  of 
900,000  by  mid-1985.  He  said 
the  Mexican  Union,  which  has 
a  membership  of  approximate- 
ly 20,000  fifteen  years  ago,  will 
have  200,000  members  by  the 
end  of  1984. 

Wilson  said  the  largest 
union-the  East  African  Union 
with  more  than  200,000  mem- 
bers-"has  even  bigger  spiritual 
objectives  before  them."  He 
said  an  additional    13   union 


conferences  have  more  than 
100,000  members-four  in  the 
Inter- American  Division,  two 
in  the  Far  Eastern  Division,  two 
in  the  North  American  Divi- 
sion, two  in  the  Africa-Indian 
Ocean  Division  and  three  in  the 
South  American  Division. 

"What  hath  God  wrought!" 
Wilson  concluded.  "Let's 
renew  our  covenant  with  God," 
he  said.  "Let's  review  His 
mighty  acts  and  His  ability  to 
save.  Let's  extol  the  goodness 
and  greatness  of  God.  Let's  be 
a  peculiar  people,  a  called-out 
people,  an  instrument  in  God's 
hand  to  every  nation,  kindred, 
tongue  and  people." 

"Let's  respond  to  God's 
warnings  and  exaltation  to  His 
people  to  obey  His  law,"  he 
continued.  "Let's  recognize  the 
place  of  true  worship  and  study 
of  God's  Word  as  a  path  of 
unity  of  faith  and  action  that 
will  eliminate  so  many  of  the 
peripheral  issues  that  take  up  so 
much  of  our  time  and  energy. 
And  let's  accept  God's  promise 
of  blessings  and  rewards  for 
those  who  observe  His  coven- 

The  Annual  Council  agenda 
contained  such  diverse  subjects 
as  reports  and  proposals  on  the 
administration  and  use  of  tithe 
funds,  a  statement  of 
theological  freedom  and  ac- 
countability, the  pastoral  role 
of  women,  the  publishing  work 


in  North  America,  Sabbath 
observance,  the  role  ?nd  func- 
tion of  denominational  organi- 
zations, the  President's  Review 
Commission  Report-Phase  II 
and  a  personnel  information 
data  bank,  as  well  i 
General  Conference's 
world  budget. 

The  Council  met  through  Oc- 
tober 16  and  is  being  followed 
by  two  days  of  meeti;  ;s  of  the 
North  American  Division  Com-j 
mittee  on  Administration. 

Start 
counting! 

Only 
13 
school  days  | 

until 
Thanksgiving| 
vacation. 


Dr.  Greenleaf  Talks  About 
1951-52  Accent 


Ron  Aguilera 

Besides  having  the  first  Ac- 
cent editor,  Frances  Andrews, 
Southern  College  also  has  a 
faculty  member  who  was  the 
Accent  editor  33  years  ago:  Dr. 
Floyd  Greenleaf.  Dr.  Greenleaf 
,  professor  in  our  History 
Department. 

Dr.  Grenleaf  graduated  from 
SMC  in  1955  with  a  double  ma- 
jor in  history  and  religion  with 

i  emphasis  on  teaching.  He 
later  received  his  masters  in 
social  science  from  George 
Peabody  College  for  Teachers, 
which  is  now  the  Vanderbilt 
School  of  Education.  In  1976, 
he  completed  his  Ph.D.  from 
the  University  of  Tennessee, 
emphasizing  in  Latin  American 
History.  He  is  currently  com- 
pleting a  3  volume  work  on 
Adventism  in  Latin  America 
and  the  Caribbean. 

Dr.  Greenleaf,  who  had 
always  been  interested  in  jour- 
nalism and  who  had  been  both 
i  reporter  and  assistant  editor, 
became  editor  in  the  1951-52 
school  year. 

One  of  the  problems  the 
paper  faced  then  was  that  the 
Accent  did  not  carry  adver- 
nents.  One  may  ask,  how 
did  the  paper  operate  without 
advertisement?  Dr.  Greenleaf 
tells  us  that  the  paper's  budget 
came  from  selling  subscrip- 
s.  With  the  Accent  coming 
out  every  two  weeks,  he  recalls 
that  they  were  reasonably  suc- 
cessful that  year.  They  needed 
4000  subscriptions  and  ended 
up  a  little  short.  However,  they 
did  not  publish  the  last  issue 


that  year  to  balance  out  the 
budget. 

One  of  the  major  problems 
of  the  Accent  back  then  was 
that  it  did  not  have  any  trained 
writers.  "It  was  hard  to  find 
competent  news  article  writers 
who  were  trained,"  says  Dr. 
Greenleaf. 

In  1951-52  there  were  about 
400-500  students  on  the  cam- 
pus. Everyone  knew  everybody 
and  there  was  a  feeling  of 
togetherness.  Also,  the 
academy  was  on  the  same  cam- 
pus as  the  college  and  the 
academy  and  college  students 
lived  together  in  the  dorms. 
Because  of  this  the  Southern 
Accent  had  a  section,  "Accent 
on  the  Academy,"  for  the 
academy  activities. 

Dr.  Greenleaf  says  that  he 
had  two  sources  of  copy.  First 
of  all,  he  kept  his  eyes  peeled 
for  new  stories.  Secondly,  staff 


columnists  were  assigned  a  cer- 
tain area  of  campus.  In  his  year 
Dr.  Greenleaf  had  four  colum- 
nists cover  the  men's  dorm, 
women's  dorm,  married 
students,  and  faulty.  One  can 
see  that  there  was  more  of  a 
personal  feeling  in  the  Accent 
33  years  ago. 

Also,  one-  notices  that  the 
Southern  Accent  has  changed 
in  both  its  format  and  produc- 
tion. With  more  students,  more 
offered  majors,  and  more 
faculty,  the  newspaper  has 
more  sources  of  material.  Also, 
it  has  expanded  to  eight  pages 
in  contrast  to  four  pages  in 
1951-52.  The  changes  make  for 
an  improved  paper,  but  today's 
staff  doubt  if  they  would  have 
taken  the  job  of  putting  a  week- 
ly paper  out  under  the  cir- 
cumstances which  Dr. 
Greenleaf  faced. 


Away  From  Campus 

Jack  Wood 
Death  for  Teague 

The  Tennessee  Supreme  Court  has  upheld  the  Hamilton  County 
Criminal  Court  jury's  ruling  of  death  by  electrocution  for  Ray- 
mond Eugene  Teague.  The  29-year-old  Teague  was  convicted  of 
drowing  his  ex-wife  in  her  bathtub  April  4,  1980.  His  attorney 
states  that  Teague  has  not  yet  been  advised  of  the  ruling  because 
he  wishes  to  first  study  it  before  deciding  on  appeals. 


T^SefZ  <Sf££<S&&  SErSSj 


Mondale  Warns  U.S.  in  TV  Ad 

The  Mondale  campaign  put  a  5-minute  ad  on  national  televi- 
sion Sunday,  presenting  the  election  as  a  referendum  on  arms  con- 
trol. The  ad  was  televised  on  all  three  commercial  networks  and 
included  footage  of  young  children  combined  with  shots  of 
missiles,  a  nuclear  blast,  and  shots  of  the  "Red  telephone"  a  presi- 
dent would  use  to  respond  to  a  nuclear  attack.  Mondale  says  "We 
know  if  those  bombs  go  off,  its  probably  the  end.  It's  over." 


Job  Rate  Falling 

Unemployment  in  the  Chattanooga  trade  area  fell  to  a  prereces- 
sion  low  of  7  percent  last  month.  Employment  Security  commis- 
sioner Thomas  Yount  said, "We  have  a  rapidly  expanding  work 
force,  and  new  job  opportunities  are  growing  at  an  even  faster 
pace.  Those  are  signs  of  a  very  healthy  economy."  The  Chat- 
tanooga Chamber  of  Commerce  records  indicate  the  city's  larger 
trade  area  has  not  posted  an  unemployment  rate  as  low  as  7  per- 
cent since  December  of  1980. 


A  Colony  on  Mars 

Harrison  Schmitt,  a  former  moon-walking  astronaut,  said  a 
Soviet  attempt  to  put  cosmonauts  in  the  vicinity  of  Mars  by  Oc- 
tober 1992  "is  not  only  possible,  it's  highly  probable."  Schmitt 
called  a  settlement  on  Mars  "the  first  great  adventure  for 
humankind  of  the  next  thousand  years." 


Baby  Fae  Improving 

Baby  Fae,  the  infant  who  received  a  transplanted  baboon's  heart 
was  removed  from  a  respirator  Monday.  Doctors  stated  that  they 
did  not  know  the  heart  of  a  2-month-old  human  heart  was 
available  the  day  of  the  operation  but  said  that  it  was  to  large 
anyway  for  the  14-day-old  infant.  By  late  Tuesday  morning  she 
had  become  the  longest-surviving  human  recipient  of  a  cross- 
species  heart  transplant, 


GARFIELD® 


Sports  Corner 


Brace  Gibbon  and  David  Butler  double-team  Joey  Pelkim  in  an  attempt  to  force  bun  to  tbrow 


"A  change  of  pace.  .  .a  time 
to  enjoy  college.  "--DyerRonda 
Green. 

"1  don't  think  too  often. "-- 
Chris  Hansen. 

"It's  really  crazy  to  see  a 
bunch  of  scrubby  people  walk- 
ing around. "--Tony  Burchard. 

"Let's  have  a  day  to  do  our 
own  thing. "--Don  Qoodwin. 

"I  think  it's  great!  We 
should  have  more  of  them."-- 
Pauline  James. 

"Wild!"--Renee  Pierce. 

"Well  organized  and  good 
fun--the  nerds  were  the 
highlight  of  the  country- 
western  show! "--Joe  and 
Jonita. 

"A  nice  break  from  everyday 
monotony. "--Shannon  Green. 

"It's  dumb  that  people  don't 
'participate  more."-Reba 
Sherrill. 

"We  should  have  more  stuff 
like  this. "--Many  Jones. 

"County-western  night  was 
very  nice.  I  enjoyed  the 
music. "--Leilani  Pasos. 

"Let's  involve  more  people 
and  make  it  longer  than  three 
days."--Dave  Cromwell. 

P  "The  best  thing  for  the  post- 
midterm  blues  since  the  inven- 
tion of  the  vacation. "--Kevin 
Williams. 

It  was  always  fun  for  us  as 
children  to  dress-up  and  pre- 
tend. Fall  Festival  showed  us 
that  we  are  all  still  kids  at  heart. 


Jerry  Russell  &  Steve  Martin 

TUESDAY 

Gibbon  33  Peyton  32 
In  A  league  action  Jon  Miller  scored  14 
points  in  leading  Gibbon  over  Peyton. 
Doug  Rowland  scored  2  touchdowns  in 
a  losing  cause,  and  Jonathon  Wurl  had 
5  quarterback  sacks  for  the  winners. 

Dickerhoff  49  Greve  45 

Vito  Monterperto  scored  two 
touchdowns  to  lead  Dickerhoff  over 
Greve.  This  game  was  not  as  close  as 
it  looks  as  Pellom  threw  an  interception 
in  the  closing  minutes  in  trying  to  run 
up  the  score  and  Greve  scored  to  make 
a  close  game  of  it. 

Hawaiians  38  Schrader  16 
Steve  Martin  was  the  only  bright  spot 
in  the  pitiful  Schrader  offense  as  he 
scored  their  only  2  touchdowns.  Dave 
Denton  had  several  long  runs  that  set 
up  both  of  Martin's  touchdowns.  Rob 
Buckner  scored  3  touchdowns  and  Joe 
Deely  passed  for  4  as  the  Hawaiians 
trounced  Schrader.  Greg  Fivecoat  had 
4  interceptions  for  the  winners. 

Jewett  20  Herman  7 

la  other  B  league  action  Jewett  rolled 

best  7-0  record.  Jewett  threw  for  3 
touchdowns  for  the  winners. 


STANDINGS 

"A"  League 

nJm  Wi*  Losses 

Rodgers                 5  ^ 

Dickerhoff             6  ? 

Gibbon                   3  . 

Greve                     2  i 

Peyton                   1  7 


Hawaiians 

Schrader 
Sfaanko 


"B"  West 

Wins      Losses 


Schnell 
Herman 


"B"  East 

Wins      Losses 


Stevenson 
Pellom 


Women's  League 

Wins      Losses 


WMB  k 

//fejffi 

mi 

4 

South*™  College  women  show  off  tbeir  nreitsHrts  on  Scrub 


f  the  campus  pose  on  High  Society  IHy. 


First  Christinas  Seals  Are  In  The  Mail   Where's  The  School  Spirit 


Today,  contributions 
Christmas  Seals  are  the  primary 
support  of  the  American  Lung 
Association  and  its  144  af- 
filitaed  Associations  through- 
American  Lung  Association  of     out  the  nation.  It  is  the  only 


Tennessee-The  Christmas  Seal 
People. 

total    of    50    million 


campaign  of  its  size  supported 
by  small  contributions  from 
many  Americans  of  all  ages, 


households  around  the  United     all  walks  of  life  and  every 
States  will  receive  their  annual     economic  bracket. 
Seals  this  holiday  season,  in- 
cluding approximately 
1,000,000  in  Tennessee. 

The  Christmas  Seal  Cam- 
paign, an  American  holiday 
tradition  that  dates  back  77 
years,  was  begun  to  help  stamp 
out  tuberculosis,  which  was 
then  the  number-one  killer  in 
this  nation  and  so  rampant  it 

i  called  the  White  Plague. 


Local  Lung  Associations  are 
active  in  campaigns  of  smoking 
cessation.  More  than  350,000 
premature  deaths  are  at- 
tributable each  year  to  smok- 
ing. In  addition,  more  than  2.5 
million  persons  suffer  from  em- 
physema and  7.9  million  have 
chronic  bronchitis. 

Some  respiratory  illnesses  are 
treatable  with  proper  medical 


care  combined  with  self-help, 
according  to  the  American 
Lung  Association  of  Tennessee, 
which  is  active  in  asthma  self- 
management  education  pro- 
grams for  youngsters  and 
adults. 

Christmas  Seals  also  support 
medical  research  and  in-school 
health  education  for  youngsters 
from  primary-grade  age 
through  their  teens.  Other  ac- 
tivities include  action  against 
air  pollution  and  occupational 
lung  hazards. 

The  American  Lung  Associ- 
ation—The Christmas  Seal 
People-say:  "Take  care  of 
your    lungs.    They're    only 


Christmas  Seal  People  Warn  Pot  Is  Dangerous  to  Lungs 


Nearly  3  million  adoles- 
cent children  are  now 
smoking  marijuana  in  our 
country,  says  the  Ameri- 
can Lung  Association  — 
The    Christmas    Seal 

'eople. 

The  Christmas  Seal 
Campaign  helps  support 
the  work  of  Lung  Associa- 
tions across  the  nation, 

vhich  have  recently 
launched  an  education 
project  to  teach  young 
people  about  marijuana's 
health  risks. 

More  than  one-third  of 
high  school  students  ad- 
mit they  have  used  mari- 
juana in  the  eighth  grade 
•  earlier.  The  American 


Lung  Association  warns 
that  smoking  marijuana  is 
dangerous  to  the  lungs,  es- 
pecially those  of  children. 
Among  the  items  avail- 
able in  the  new  program  is 
a  parents'  news  magazine 
that  advises  what  to  do 
before  a  child  is  faced  with 
peer  pressure  to  smoke 


cigarettes  or  marijuana, 
and  what  to  do  afterwards. 
A  poster  for  children  with 
advice  from  the  cast  of  the 
hit  TV  show  FAME  is  also 
available,  with  the  legend: 
"Don't  let  your  lungs  go  to 
pot" 

Teenagers  who  are  cur- 
rent cigarette  smokers  are 
11  times  more  likely  to  be 
marijuana  smokers,  says 
the  Lung  Association. 
"Cigarettes  are  considered 
a  'gateway  drug*  to  the  use 
of  marijuana"  warns  the 
Association. 

For  more  information  on 
marijuana,  contact  your 
local  American  Lung 
Association. 


November  Is.  .  . 


Reinhold  Smith 

Last  summer  I  visited  my 
best  friend  in  Atlanta,  and  on 
my  way  back  to  Lincoln, 
Nebraska,  where  I  was  living  at 
the  time,  I  stopped  in  Col- 
legedale  to  visit  Dr.  John 
Wagner. 

For  those  of  you  who  know 
Dr.  Wagner,  you  probably 
realize  that  with  his  trusting 
smile  and  friendly  outstretched 
hand,  he  could  probably  sell 
you  your  own  car. 

Well,  I  had  been  out  of 
school  a  year  and  a  half,  hated 
my  job,  and  was  basically 
bored.  To  make  a  long  story 
short,  within  twenty  minutes  he 
sold  me  on  going  back  to 
school,  and  six  weeks  later  I 
was  here. 

I  arrived  on  campus  Friday 
night  or  Sabbath  morning, 
depending  on  how  you  view 
2:00  a.m.  After  having  been 
sold  on  how  nice  students  at 
Southern  College  were,  the  First 
person  I  had  contact  with  was 
the  desk  worker  at  Thatcher 
Hall.  What  a  grouch! 

I  was  excited  to  be  here  and 
asked  what  she  thought  of  the 
school,  and  if  she  liked  it  here. 
Well,  I  can't  repeat  exactly 
what  she  said,  but  it  wasn't 
nice.  Of  course,  one  person's 
opinion  didn't  really  affect 
mine,  but  I  did  stand  there  and 
think  that  this  was  bad  Public 
Relations  for  a  dorm  employee. 

The  next  person  I  met  was 
also  a  desk  worker  (Angela 
Saunders),  but  this  time  I  had 
a  very  positive  experience,  and 
today  she  is  a  wonderful  friend. 
So  by  now  your  probably  ask- 


ing yourself,  what  is  the  point 
of  this  article?  School  spirit!  I 
love  Southern  College;  we 
should  be  proud  to  be  students 
at  an  institution  where  the  ad- 
ministration, staff,  and 
teachers  care  enough  to  want  to 
be  your  friends.  I've  been  to 
L.L.U.,  W.W.C.,  and  Union 
and  have  never  encountered 
such  a  caring,  Christian  ad- 
ministration such  as  I've  seen 
here. 

Southern  College  has  the 
finest  President  and  Dean  of 
Students  that  a  college  could 
hope  for.  I  can't  think  of  two 
finer  Christian  men  anywhere. 
This  campus  is  beautiful  and  so 
are  the  buildings  and 
landscaping! 

I  feel  sick  inside  everytime  I 
hear  someone  say  how  bad  the 
school  is.  This  is  a  great  school, 
and  the  bottom  line  is,  we  are 
"The  School."  If  you  don't  like 
it  here,  you're  one  of  the 
reasons  why  you  don't.  Like 
anything  else,  this  school  is 
what  we  as  students  make  it. 
Tomorrow  when  you  see  a 
stranger,  say  "Hi."  When  you 
see  a  true  friend,  give  them  a 
hug-they  just  might  really  need 
it.  After  your  next  class,  tell 
your  teacher,  "Hey,  I  ap- 
preciate you.  Thanks  for  being 
my  friend  as  well  as  my 
teacher."  And  last,  but  certain- 
ly not  least,  when  you  see  an 
administrator  (President, 
deans,  division  heads,  etc.), 
shake  their  hand  and  thank 
them  for  a  fine  school.  Let's  get 
l  ii  ed up,  be  proud  to  be  a  stu- 
dent at.  .  .whatever  they  decide 
to  call  it. 


E.  O.  Grundset 

*A11  the  gorgeous  leaves  of 
early  autumn  now  turned  a 
nondescript  decaying  brown 
piled  up  on  lawns  and  garden- 
sand  being  raked  systematical- 
ly, sullenly,  exuberantly,  lazily, 
expeditiously,  neatly,  or  non- 
chalantly (depending  on  the 
mood  of  the  raker); 

•The  election  and  politicking 
'ver  at  last-the  people  have 
spoken  (euphemistically  speak- 
ing) and  the  governments  (na- 
tional, state,  county,  and  city) 
are  seemingly  in  safe  hands  for 
the  next  few  years-one  can  on- 
ly wonder  what  the  newscasters 
now  find  to  analyze  and 
disputate  (not  to  mention  all  the 
polsters)-no  matter,  the  nation 
s  sighing  in  collective  relief  that 
the  oratory  has  finally  stopped; 

•Canada  Geese  honking  their 
way  south  and  long  irregular 
skeins  of  Sandhill  Cranes  cir- 
cling high  overhead  on  bright 
crisp  days,  and  all  the  winter 
visitors  (White-throated  Spar- 
rows, Dark-eyed  Juncos,  Pur- 
ple Finches,  Pine  Siskins)  sud- 
denly flocking  to  our  backyard 
feeders-right  on  cue; 


*Precipitation  in  all  its 
myriad  forms:  drizzle,  mist, 
fog,  showers,  rain,  frost,  dew, 
sleet,  and,  before  the  month 
ends,  even  snow--all  this 
meteorological  display  brings 
out  the  prognostications  of  self- 
styled  weather  prophets  who 
have  studied  the  number  of 
fogs  in  August,  the  color  of 
woolly  bear  caterpillars,  the  size 
of  acorn  caps,  and  the  number 
of  Blue  Jays  who  are  wintering 
in  our  area-for  the  purpose  of 
deducing  how  long  and  severe 
our  winter  will  be; 

•Outings,  picnics,  festivals, 
alumni  homecomings,  ban- 
quets, camping  trips,  tour- 
naments, reverse  weekends, 
field  trips,  and  the  arrival  of  the 
organ— while  through  it  all 
teachers  are  admonishing  over- 
burdened, bleary-eyed  students, 
'What  you  largely  do  in  this 
course  must  be  accomplished  in 
the  next  three  weeks!' 

*Not  to  worry- 

chrysanthemums  are  still 
blooming,  Thanksgiving  is  on 
its  way,  and. .  .Christmas  is  just 
around  the  corner! 


Classifieds 


Foresight 


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GENERAL 

2552  HOT  LINE:  Sports!  SA 
Activities!  Chapel  Programs! 
Who's  playing  each  evening? 
What's  going  on  for  chapel? 
What's  happening  Sabbath 
afternoon  and  Saturday  night? 
Be  informed  by  dialing  2552, 
and  remember  that  for  all  you 
do  this  line's  for  you. 

Is  There  a  Gambling  Problem 
in  Your  Family?  At  Family  and 
Children's  Services  (a  United 
Way  Agency)  our  counselors 
have  had  specialized  training  to 
help  you  resolve  family  gambl- 
ing problems.  Call  755-2800  to- 
day and  stop  gambling  with 
your  family's  future.  For  con- 
fidential help  or  information  on 
Gamanon,  Gamblers  Anony- 
mous, and  counseling  call 
755-2800. 

On  November  17  and  18,  1984, 
the  Watauga  Valley  Art  League 
and  Johnson  City's  Freedom 
Hall  are  having  their  first  An- 
nual Fine  Arts  Exhibition.  It  is 
sponsored  by  Watauga  Valley 
Art  League  Incorporated.  All 
artists  are  invited  to  exhibit 
their  two  dimensional  pain- 
tings. For  more  information 
write  Watauga  Valley  Art 
League,  P.  O.  Box  2177 
Johnson  City,  TN  37601. 

NPR's  Morning  Edition 
Celebrates  Fifth  Anniverver- 
sary  on  FM90.5I  National 
Public  Radio's  award-winning 
morning  news  radio  program 
MORNING  EDITION  will 
celebrate  its  fifth  anniversary 
on  the  air  on  Monday, 
November  5,  1984.  FM90.5  in- 
vites you  to  tune  in  and  join  the 
celebration  from  6  a.m.  to  9 


ATTENTION  DECEMBER 
SENIORS!  A  letter  was  recent- 
ly mailed  to  students  who  ap- 
plied to  graduate  in  December. 
If  you  plan  to  graduate  in 
December  and  did  not  receive 
a  letter  concerning  how  your 
name  will  appear  on  your 
diploma,  call  the  Records  Of- 
fice right  away. 

ATTENTION  MAY  SEN- 
IORS! Would  you  like  the 
reassurance  that  you  are  taking 
the  right  courses  for  gradua- 
tion? Call  the  Records  Office, 
238-2032,  to  make  an  appoint- 
ment to  discuss  your 
requirements. 

Early  Birds  Get  Choice  Times 
For  Classes.  Students  will 
register  in  January  in  the  order 
in  which  they  return  their  ad- 
visement forms  to  the  Records 
Office  during  the  November 
advisement  period.  Return  the 
forms  early  and  avoid  the  pro- 
blems of  closed  classes  and 
registration  appointment  times 
that  conflict  with  work 
schedules. 


MEDICAL  TECHNOLOGY 
On  Monday,  12  November, 
Beverly  Shieltz,  from  Kettering 
Medical  Center,  will  be  here  in- 
terviewing students  thinking  of 
spending  their  clinical  year  in 
Dayton.  Please  schedule  an  ap- 
pointment with  Testing  and 
Counseling  238-2562. 

The  Chattanooga  Symphony 
Orchestra  announces  its  second 
performance  of  the  1984-85 
season  at  the  Tivoli  Theater  on 
Tuesday,  November  6,  1984  at 
8:00  p.m.  The  featured  soloist 
will  be  Ana-Maria  Vera,  the 
sensational  nineteen-year-old 
pianist.  She  will  perform 
Rachmaninoff's  Rhapsody  on  a 
theme  of  Paganini.  tickets  are 
now  available  at  the  Symphony 
and  Opera  Office.  For  reserva- 
tions call  267-8583. 

The  Japan  Center  of  Tennessee 
will  present  a  lecture  on 
"Japanese  Politics"  by  Pro- 
fessor Scott  C.  Flanagan  of  the 
Department  of  Political  Science 
at  The  Florida  State  Universi- 
ty, Tallahassee,  Florida.  The 
lecture  will  be  held  on  Wednes- 
day, November  14,  1984  in  the 
Art  and  Architecture  Building, 
Room  109  at  the  University  of 
Tennessee  at  Knoxville  at  7:30 


Are  You  Ready  For  Your  An- 
nual Financial  Frustration?  As 
the  holiday  season  is  upon  us, 
we  need  to  prevent  financial 
overload  on  our  family  bud- 
gets. Consumer  credit  counsel- 
ing-a  free  service  of  Family 
and  Children's  Services  (a 
United  Way  Agency),  can  help 
you  with  family  budgeting  and 
wise  consumer  spending.  Call 
755-2860.  Don't  wait  until  it's 
too  late:  Call  755-2860.  Today! 

Some  books  were  picked  up 
from  the  freebie  table  or 
around  the  area  at  Lynn  wood 
Hall.  The  books  include  a 
Business  English,  Intermediate 
typing  book,  typing  paper,  and 
a  blue  notebook.  Some  items 
have  the  name  Janet  Garcia 
written  on  them.  If  you  happen 
to  have  picked  up  any  of  these 
books  please  call  Room  388- 
Janet. 

NEW  FEATURE  IN  SECOND 
SEMESTER  CLASS  SCHE- 
DULE. Thanks  to  Dr.  William 
Allen,  the  Academic  Vice- 
President,  a  schedule  by  time  of 
day  is  included  in  the  revised  se- 
cond semester  class  schedule. 
Judicious  use  of  this  feature 
may  help  students  arrange  their 
schedules  so  they  will  have 
blocks  of  time  for  work. 

PERSONAL 

Barry  Jr: 

I  miss  U.  Hope  U  had  a  great 

dedication  weekend.  I  wish  I 

was  there  with  you.  C  U  soon 


Friday 
Saturday 

Sunday 
Monday 
Tuesday 

Wednesday 
Thursday 


November  2 
November  3 

November  4 
November  5 
November  6 

November  7 
November  8 


7:45  Vespers:  Elder  Mark  Dalton 
Church:  Elder  Joe  Crews 
8:00  pm:  The  Jerry  Clower  Show 
International  Food  Fair 
"That  Delicate  Balance"* 
11:05  Chapel:  Dr.  Ron  Springett 
Election  Day 

7:00  pm:  Pippert  Film  Series 
11:05  Chapel:  Delmer  Holbrook 


*  Campaign  Spending;  Money  and  the  Media  behind 
the  curtains  in  the  cafeteria. 


Clower. . . 

"Mouth  of  the  Mississippi", 
"Ledbetter  Olympics,"  and 
"Dogs  I  Have  Known"  are 
titles  of  some  of  his  record 
albums. 

Jerry's  stories  may  come 
from  Mississippi,  but  his 
humor  hs  a  universal  appeal. 
Jerry  can  take  an  audience  in- 
to memories  of  even  bad  times 
and  find  humor.  And  if  you 
didn't  get  tickets  for  that 
special  friend  you  wanted  to 
take  along,  Jerry  just  may 
make  a  humorous  memory  you 
can  take  him/her  through 
instead. 

Although  seats  will  be  reserv- 
ed until  8:00  p.m.,  those  com- 
ing to  the  show  are  encouraged 
to  come  at  7:30  p.m.  for  a  mini- 
concert  by  Jimmy  Rhodes  and 
another  highlight.  The  doors 
will  open  at  7:00  p.m. 


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Southern  /Iccent 


Volume  40,  Number  10 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


November  8,  1984 


Religion    Center    Is  Dedicated 


The  Religion  Center  was 
ledicated  last  Friday, 
November  2.  As  the  opening 
meeting  for  this  year's  Alumni 
Weekend,  the  dedication  ser- 
was  well  attended  by  both 
alumni  of  Southern  Junior 
College--So-Ju-Conians-and 
current  students,  despite  a  light 
iut  constant  drizzle. 

On  the  platform  were  seated 
distinguished  men  of  today  and 
yesterday,  each  having  a  part  in 
the  program.  O.D.  McKee, 
er  of  the  McKee  Baking 
Company;  Gary  Patterson, 
President  of  the  Georgia- 
Cumberland  Conference;  Dr. 
John  Wagner,  President  of 
Southern  College;  Al  McCIure, 
President  of  the  Southern 
Union;  William  Taylor,  Direc- 
of  the  Endowment  Fund 
Campaign;  Dr.  Jack  McClarty, 
Director  of  Development;  Dr. 
Gordon  Hyde,  Chairman  of  the 


Division  of  Religion;  and 
Robert  Pierson,  former  Presi- 
dent of  the  General  Con- 
ference, were  just  a  few  of  these 

Jesse  Cowdrick,  a  loyal  sup- 
porter of  Southern  College  and 
distinguished  for  his  work  both 
in  the  church  and  in  the  public 
sector,  made  the  presentation 
of  So-Ju-Conian  Hall  and  after 
the  acceptance  by  Al  McCIure, 
Jr.,  Gary  Patterson,  John 
Wagner,  and  Gordon  Hyde,  Al 
McCIure,  Sr.,and  Robert  Pier- 
son  gave  the  dedicatory  address 
and  prayer,  respectively. 
Following  this  came  the  in- 
troduction of  the  traditional 
cutting  of  the  ribbon. 

The  Religion  Center,  former- 
ly Miller  Hall,  will  now  be  call- 
ed So-Ju-Conian  Hall.  The 
name  was  chosen  because  the 
So-Ju-Conians  have  made  its 
renovation  their  project  for  this 


year.  After  the  renovations 

through,  the  hall  will  be 

plete  with  a  chapel,  faculty  of 
fices,  classrooms,  and  a 
Heritage  Room  which  will  hold 
the  SDA  Library. 

During  the  ceremony,  the 
landscaping  was  commenced 
with  the  planting  of  a  tree  from 
Graysvilie,  the  original  home  of 
Southern  Junior  College.  Other 
parts  of  the  landscaping  will  be 
a  Garden  of  Prayer,  a  sun  dial, 
and  a  fountain. 

A  special  part  of  the  service, 
which  was  not  put  in  the 
bulletin,  was  the  making  of  Dr. 
Jack  McClarty  as  an  honorary 
So-Ju-Conian.  Although  not 
old  enough  to  be  an  actual  So- 
Ju-Conian,  Dr.  McClarty's 
leadership  and  work  in  behalf 
of  the  organization  is  very 
much  appreciated. 

The  dedication  service  ended 
with  a  tour  of  the  facilities. 


Weekend  Features  Southern  Union  Gymnastics  Show 


A  gymnastics  show  Saturday 
night  at  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  will 
culminate  a  two-day  southern- 
states  gymnastics  workshop  on 
the  Collegedale  campus. 

Gymnastics  teams  from  par- 
ticipating schools  will  perform 
short  routines  beginning  at  8 
in  the  Physical  Education 


Center.  Blue  Holm  of  Chat- 
tanooga, former  circus  per- 
former and  now  coach  at  the 
Tennessee  Academy  of  Gym- 
nastics, is  assisting  throughout 
the  workshop  and  will  also  par- 
ticipate on  Saturday  night. 

Over  300  representatives 
from  1 7  secondary  schools 
ranging  from  Miami  to  Cen- 


tralia,  Missouri,  and  Hamburg, 
Pennsylvania,  will  be  on  the 
college  campus  Thursday  and 
Friday  for  an  intensive 
acrosport  clinic. 

Steve  Elliot,  a  top  world- 
class  acrosport  from  the 
University  of  Nebraska,  is  the 
master  clinician  for  the 
workshop.  He  is  world  cham- 


pion in  floor  routine  and  tram- 
poline. Due  to  an  injury  incur- 
red while  performing  in  Japan, 
he  will  be  coaching  here  rather 
than  performing,  according  to 
Ted  Evans.  Mr.  Evans  is 
workshop  director  and  assistant 
professor  in  the  Division  of 
Health,  Physical  Education, 
and   Recreation  at  Southern 


Board  Votes  on  Nursing  Change 


College. 

Keith  Carter,  men's  pair  na- 
tional champion  in  1979-80, 
from  the  University  of  Wiscon- 
sin in  Whitewater,  is  also  a 
clinician  for  the  workshop. 

For  a  number  of  years  a 
gymnastics  workshop  hosted  by 
Southern  College  has  alternated 
with  a  music  workshop.  Guests 


Moni  Gennick 

Students  in  the  baccalaureate 
nursing  program  here  at 
Southern  College  will  no  longer 
be  required  to  attend  one  of 
their  two  final  semesters  on  the 
Orlando  Campus.  This  action 
voted  on  and  accepted  at 
the  last  Southern  College  Board 
Meeting,  held  la^t  Thursday, 
November  1. 

There  are  several  reasons  for 
this  change.  One  of  them  is  that 
11  save  money  and  enable 
the  Division  of  Nursing  to  work 
more  efficiently  with  the 
budget. 

Another  reason  concerns  the 
married  nurses  in  the  bac- 
calaureate program.  Many  of 
their  spouses  face  many  dif- 
ficulties in  accompanying  the 
student  nurses  to  Florida  for  a 
semester. 

And  finally,  many  bac- 
calaureate students  hold  jobs  in 
Chattanooga    as    registered 


FM  90.5  Conducts  Classic  Celebration 


nurses.  One  of  the  area 
hospitals  wrote  to  the  college, 
recommending  that  the  Orlan- 
do requirement  be  dismissed 
since  leaving  a  job  posed  pro- 
blems for  both  the  hospital  and 
the  students. 

The  A.S.  program,  however, 
will  remain  unchanged.  The 
college  feels  that  it  is  important 
for  the  nursing  student  to  spend 
time  in  an  Adventist  hospital, 
a  primary  reason  for  sending 
them  to  Orlando. 

Also,  the  clinical  space 
available  in  Chattanooga  is  too 
tight  due  to  the  competition 
between  other  college  nursing 
programs. 

Katie  Lamb  from  the  Divi- 
sion of  Nursing  states: "I 
believe  the  move  for  upper  divi- 
sion nursing  students  remaining 
on  this  campus  will  increase  the 
growth  of  our  baccalaureate 
program." 


Todd  Parrish 

Non-commercial,  Fine  arts 
radio  station  FM90.5  WSMC 
will  conduct  its  Classic  Celebra- 
tion November  10  -  20.  The 
"Celebration"  is  the  public 
radio  station's  annual  fund 
drive  to  generate  financial  sup- 
port from  its  listeners  for  the 
coming  year. 

Each  year  this  listener  sup- 
port is  needed  to  keep  programs 
like  NPR's  "Morning  Edition" 
and  "All  Things  Considered," 
"Adventures  In  Good  Music 
with  Karl  Haas,"  "Firing 
Line,"  "Monitoradio," 
"Business  Times,  the 
Philadelphia  Orchestra,  Sin- 
fonia,  the  Chicago  Symphony, 
New  Releases,  the  Chattanooga 
Symphony,  and  Nocturne  on 
FM90.5's  airwaves. 

"As  a  result  of  our  previous 
drive  we  maintained  most  of 


the  programs  you  enjoy  and 
even  acquired  a  few  new  ones," 
says  general  manager  Olson 
Perry.  "We  also  installed 
lightning  protection  devices  at 
our  transmitter  site." 

Perry  forecasts  several  plans 
for  the  coming  fiscal  year. 
First,  funds  collected  from 
listeners  during  the  Classic 
Celebration  will  be  used  to 
maintain  the  broadcast  of  pro- 
grams the  public  wants  to  hear 
and  keep  the  station  on  the  air 
each  day  for  another  year. 
Secondly,  Perry  says,  FM90.5 
must  soon  replace  an  aging  pro- 
duction console  and  two  tape 
recorders.  This  need  alone  will 
cost  $20,000. 

FM90.5  is  the  oldest  non- 
commercial radio  station  in 
Chattanooga--on  the  air  since 
1961.  It  joined  National  Public 


Radio  as  a  charter  member  in 
1970,  and  it  was  the  first  radio 
station  in  a  seven-state  region  to 
acquire  satellite-receiving 
capability  in  1980. 

Program  director  Todd  Par- 
rish urges  the  public  to  call  or 
write  in  their  pledges  for  the 
Classic  Celebration  early. 
"With  everybody  pitching  in 
we  can  celebrate  another  full 
year  of  high-quality  programs 
and  hopefully  reduce  the 
number  of  on-air  interruptions 
during  your  favorite 
programs."  g 

The  event  will  of  ficially  begin  " 
at  9  p.m.  November  10,  and  the 
telephone  number  to  make  a 
tax-deductible  contribution 
during  the  Classic  Celebration 
is  (615)  396-2320. 


Editorial 
Go  Ahead,  Procrastinate! 

3  What  do  you  have  to  do  tonight?  If  you're  a  typical  student 
you  probably  have  to  study  for  a  quiz,  start  preparing  for  a  test, 
finish  an  assignment,  and  begin  to  wonder  how  many  Sundays 
you  have  left  before  your  research  project  needs  to  be  turned  in. 
If  you  are  an  unusual  student  you  are  ready  for  a  quiz,  have  been 
reading  your  book  aU  along  so  you  don't  need  to  study  for  a  test, 
finished  your  assignment  in  class  while  the  teacher  was  lecturing, 
and  had  your  research  project  done  three  days  after  the  teacher 
assigned  it.  Now  which  student's  shoes  would  you  rather  be  in? 

I  would  rather  be  the  first  student.  It  really  bothers  me  to  be 
part  of  such  a  fast  paced  society.  I'm  not  the  type  to  study  ten 
hours  every  day,  be  in  six  clubs,  be  an  RA  in  the  dorm,  and  be 
class  president  all  at  the  same  time.  Sure  those  things  are  nice, 
but  one  at  a  time!  I  sometimes  find  myself  running  pretty  fast 
(people  to  go,  places  to  see,  things  to  do),  but  then  I  stop  and 
ask  myself  "for  what?"  It  sometimes  depresses  me  when  I  think 
of  life  as  a  secular  person  might  look  at  it.  I'm  going  to  college, 
so  I  can  get  a  good  job,  so  I  can  raise  a  family,  so  I  can  send 
them  to  college,  so  they  can  get  a  good  job,  so  they  can  raise  a 
family.  .  .  You  get  the  picture? 

What  has  happened  to  our  world  in  the  last  one  hundred  years? 
We  have  become  advanced  in  technology,  computers  have  entered 
the  scene,  transportation  has  changed  incredibly,  communication 
is  lightning  fast.  They  call  this  progress.  I  call  it  a  tragic  waste. 
I  would  like  to  visit  grandma  in  horse  and  wagon  and  live  in  the 
forest.  I  guess  I'd  like  to  live  with  the  Amish.  When  society  is 
so  fast  paced  that  we  began  to  lose  sight  of  why  we're  moving 
so  fast,  it's  time  to  slow  down. 

I  have  a  research  paper  due  in  a  couple  of  weeks.  1  haven't 
begun  work  on  it  yet.  I'll  probably  stay  up  till  3  a.m.  the  night 
before  getting  it  done.  But  I  don't  have  time  to  do  it  before  then. 
There  are  some  people  that  need  to  be  visited,  a  friend  that  needs 
to  be  talked  to,  a  date  to  go  on,  a  football  game  to  play.  I'll  get 
old,  friends  will  move,  people  will  die,  and  I  don't  want  to  be 
a  person  that  says  I  should  have  played  that  game,  made  more 
friends,  visited  that  person.  No,  I  want  to  feel  that  I've  lived  a 
rewarding  life.  So  go  ahead,  procrastinate! 


Your  opinions  and 
comments  are  requested  by 
the  Southern  Accent. 
Send  in  your  Letter 
to  the  Editor  today! 


Put  your  letters  in  the  Red  Mailboxes  found 
in  the  dorm  lobbies  and  Student  Center  by  noon 
Monday  before  the  Thursday  of  publication. 


Letters.  .  . 

SUPPORT  APPRECIATED 

Dear  Editor 

I  would  like  to  thank  the  ad- 
ministration, cafeteria,  and 
especially  Dean  Schlisner  and 
Mr.  Spears  for  their  support 
two  weekends  ago.  You  really 
helped  make  rough  times  a  lit- 
tie  bit  easier  for  us  all.  Thank 
you  for  the  help  and  true  chris- 
tian example. 

Sincerely, 

Robert  Lonto 

P.S.  SURFS  UP,  so  catch  some 

tasty  waves. 


Happy  Birthday  President  Wagner! 


Last  week  during  the 
November  1,  Thursday  lunch 
hour  the  "surprise"  that 
originally  had  been  part  of  the 
Fall  Festival  activities 
materialized.  But  rather  than 
the  student  body  being  the  reci- 
pients of  the  surprise,  our  Presi- 
dent, Dr.  John  Wagner,  was 
the  receiver  of  it.  A  surprise 
birthday  party,  with  a  birthday 
cake  and  gift  included,  was 


thrown  for  him  in  the  cafeteria. 

Those  students  who  eat  at 
12:00  were  privileged  to  have  a 
slice  of  the  large  birthday  cake 
and  to  watch  Dr.  Wagner's 
reactions  as  he  opened  his  gift. 
Compliments  of  the  Southern 
College  Student  Association, 
the  President  was  given  a 
"Chicago  Pneumatic  '/2-inch 
Impact  Wrench." 

In    appreciation    for    the 


"pleasant  surprise," 
Wagner  wishes  to  thank  both 
the  student  body  and  the  SA. 
"What  a  neat  surprise!"  he 
says.  "Thank  you  so  very  much 
for  the  kind  words,  cards,  and 
'just  right*  gift.  I'm  thankful 
for  the  privilege  of  serving  here 
at  SC  and  having  so  many  great 
students  and  faculty.  Thank 
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Blood  Assurance  Drive  Continues 


Joel  Fegarido 

Southern  College  has  hold  of 
a  good  thing.  But  many 
students  here  do  not  realize  the 
importance  or  do  not  even 
know  about  the  free  "insurance 
plan"  they  receive  through 
Blood  Assurance. 

Blood  Assurance  has  given 
and  will  continue  to  provide 
life-sustaining  blood  free,  to 


any  student  who  might  some- 
day need  blood,  if  25  percent  or 
more  of  the  studnet  body 
donates  blood. In  addition, 
donor's  immediate  family  are 
also  covered  for  one  year. 

Back  in  1970,  when  Blood 
Assurance  was  first  formed,  the 
need  was  seen  to  l)promote  the 
recruitment  of  enough  healthy 


#eJWu  CLOSED  DOORS 


volunteer  blood  donors  to 
tually  cover  all  the  needs  of  this 
area  and  2)  provide  the 
knowledge,  the  professional 
skill  and  the  equipment  to  en- 
sure citizens  the  safest  blood 
possible.  Since  its  founding, 
over  190,000  citizens  are 
covered  through  individual, 
family,  and  group 

continued  on  page  6 


Reflections 


I  Deserve  Better 


Gordon  Bietz 

A  parable,  if  you  please: 
Once  upon  a  time  there  was  a 
great  preacher  who  died.  He 
went  to  St.  Peter  at  the  pearly 
gates  to  gain  entrance  to  heaven 
and  found,  when  he  arrived, 
that  there  was  a  long  line  of 
people  waiting  in  front  of  St. 
Peter's  desk.  St.  Peter  seemed 
to  be  taking  his  time  in  talking 
to  the  people.  The  great 
preacher  was  very  impatient.  I 
could  organize  this  line  better 
than  this;  why,  I  could  get  these 
people  taken  care  of  in  no  time, 
he  thought  to  himself. 

He  went  to  the  head  of  the 
line  to  talk  to  St.  Peter  and  was 
told  by  the  helping  angels  to  go 
back  and  wait  in  line.  "This  is 
ridiculous,"  he  told  the  angel 
that  was  by  him,  near  the  back 
of  the  line.  "Why,  when  1  was 
on  the  earth  I  never  waited  in 


lines.  I  had  secretaries  and 
church  members  to  do  things 
for  me.  My  church  was  better 
organized  than  this."  The  angel 
smiled  and  said  nothing. 

Mr.  Great  Preacher  began 
looking  around  at  the  people  in 
line  with  him.  He  hadn't  notic- 
ed them  before.  Most  of  them 
were  obviously  problem  people. 
Many  were  not  dressed  in 
clothes  as  nice  as  his,  and  some 
of  them  looked  like  folks  he 
had  seen  on  earth  waiting  in 
line  for  a  handout.  Some  of  the 
people  were  obviously  very 
uneducated.  It  became  obvious 
to  him  that  there  had  been  some 
mistake-he  must  be  in  the 
wrong  line. 

He  went  up  to  the  front  of 
the  line  again  to  ask  whether 
this  weren't  the  wrong  line. 
"Don't  you  have  a  line  for 


those  of  us  who  have  been 
Christians  all  our  lives?  I  mean, 
it  is  obvious  that  some  of  those 
in  this  line  are  latecomers  to  the 
cause.  Do  you  know  how  long 
I  have  preached  this  message? 
I  have  preached  to  hundreds 
and  thousands.  Certainly  you 
have  a  faster  line  where  the 
registration  procedures  are  not 
so  long-a  line  for  the  full- 
timers." 

He  was  politely  told  that  he 
was  in  the  right  line.  So  he 
returned  to  his  place.  He  was 
getting  more  and  more  impa- 
tient at  how  things  were  being 
handled,  and  most  important, 
how  he  was  being  handled. 

He  managed  to  wait  rather 
impatiently  for  about  fifteen 
minutes  until  he  noticed  that  St. 
Peter  ws  not  even  calling  peo- 
ple in  the  order  that  they  were 


standing  in  line.  He  didn't  do 
anything  until  an  obviously 
very  uninfluenual  man  was  call- 
ed to  the  head  of  the  line.  The 
man  had  been  standing  behind 
him.  This  was  too  much.  He 
simply  was  not  used  to  being  so 
overlooked-and  after  all  his 
work!  Why,  most  of  the  people 
going  in  front  of  him  didn't 
have  one  tenth  the  knowledge 
of  heaven  and  theology  that  he 
had.  And  he  was  sure  that  they 
hadn't  converted  as  many  peo- 
ple as  he  had.  In  his  frustration 
he  suddenly  saw  another  line. 
Funny,  he  thought  to  himself, 
why  didn't  I  see  that  before? 
From  where  he  was  standing, 
the  line  looked  as  if  it  was  mov- 
ing more  rapidly,  and  people  in 
it  looked  much  more  distin- 
guished. He  quickly  switched 
lines. 


Senate  Meets  for  3rd  Consecutive  Week 


One  of  the  angels  there  rec- 
ognized him  immediately  and 
said,  "Why,  Mr.  Great  Preach- 
er, it  certainly  is  our  pleasure  to 
have  you  here.  You  are  too  im- 
portant to  stand  in  line-let  me 
usher  you  to  the  head  of  the 
line." 

Why,  this  is  more  like  it,  Mr. 
Great  Preacher  thought  to 
himself. 

At  the  front  of  the  line  he 
was  given  a  lot  of  the  attention 
he  was  used  to.  He  was  moved 
quickly  through  rcgistration-so 
quickly,  in  fact,  that  he  hardly 
knew  what  he  was  signing.  A 
very  attentive,  flattering  angel 
ushered  him  through  a  large 
door.  He  was  so  gratified  with 
the  attention  he  was  given  by 
the  angels  in  this  line  that  he 
didn't  even  notice  the  sign  over 
the  door  he  went  through.  It 
read,  "Hell." 


Food  Festival 


Dorm.  Thatcher  residents  will 
be  contacted  shortly  on  their 
specific  complaints. 

Finally,  V.P.  Palsgrove  an- 
nounced   that,    after    much 


Sheila  F.lwin 

After    meeting    for    three        Parliamentarian    Duerksen 

weeks  in  a  row,  Senate  is  final-  and  Senator  Donohue  spoke  on 

ly  on  schedule  again  with  twice  changes  in  the  Senate  Constitu- 

a  month  meetings.  tion  and  the  election  manual. 

Beginning  as  usual  with  a  Also  suggested  was  a  plan  to     _.      ...  

short  devotional,  this  week  by  shop  around  for  press  prices  for  waiting,  the  Southern  College 
Senator  Brown,  the  meeting  future  Joker  printing.  name  change  committee  has 
took  an  unusual  turn  with  a  The  budget-to-date  was  come  to  the  final  decision  to  re- 
surprise  recess  suggested,  also,  presented  by  Mr.  Robert  Mer-  tain  the  present  name  of 
by  Senator  Brown.  chant,  Treasurer  of  Southern     Southern  College  of  Seventh- 

Apparently,  Vice  President  College,  followed  by  Senator     day  Adventists. 

Palsgrove,  in  an  effort  to  help  Parker's    presentation     of        Senate    adjourned    with    a 

the   members   get   better   ac-  telephone  difficulties  on  cam-     reminder  of  the  next  regular 

quainted,  had  planned  a  brief  pus  and  subsequent  discussion     meeting,  Nov.  19. 

"cookie  break".  of  possible  solutions. 

After  reconvening,  President        Mentioned,  also,  were  the 

Shim  discussed  the  filling  of  outside    efforts    of   Senators 

Precinct  12.  The  Senate  voted  Elwin,  Heinsman,  Jobe,  and 

on  accepting  Cameron  Cole  as  Parker  on  the  washer/dryer 

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Melanie  Boyd 
Sunday,  Nov.  4,  marked  the    delighted  with  the  chance  to 

day  of  the  annual  International    sample  foods  they  do  not  get  to 

Food  Fair.  It  was  held  in  the    eat  everyday.  One  student  com- 

Spalding   Elementary   School    mented,  "The  Indian  food  was 

gymnasium.  delicious."  Many  others  pro- 

Cuisine  from  many  different    bably  agree,  but  so  was  the 

countries  was  for  sale  at  the    Ukranian  food,  the  Mexican 

fair.  The  newest  addition  to  the    food,  the  Korean  food,  the 

fair  was  the  Ukranian  booth,    Japanese  food,   and  all   the 

and   it   proved    to   be   quite    other  foodl 

popular.   Countries,   such  as 

Korea,      Mexico,      Japan, 

Micronesia,    India,    and,    of 

course,  the  good  old  USA,  were 

represented  as  well. 
While  eating,   guests  were 

treated  to  many  different  forms 

of   entertainment.    A    slide 

presentation  was  shown,  and 
many  of  the  students  entertain- 
ed with  music.  Bill  Young,  O- 
bed  Cruz,  Tag  Garmon,  and 
James  Wheeler  were  all  a  part 
of  the  entertainmant. 

Those  in  charge  felt  that  the 
attendance  was  the  best  ever 
and  were  hoping  to  reach  their 
$2,000  profit  goal.  The  money 
will  be  going  toward  defraying 
expenses  of  the  student  mis- 
sionaries of  next  year.  Not  on- 
ly did  former  student  mis- 
sionaries help  out  with  the  fair, 
but  other  students  and 
members  of  the  community 
contributed  their  time  and 
food,  also. 

The  fair  received  even  further 
publicity  than  just  on  campus 
as  the  Chattanooga  TV3  news 
station  covered  the  fair. 

Although  the  cafeteria  and 
the  Campus  Kitchen  both  suf- 
fered because  of  the  competi- 
tion,    the     students    were 


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SC  Student  Relives  Europe 


Stan  Hobbs 
Monday,  July  9, 1984,11:45 

a.m.,  along  with  my  fellow  tour 
members  1  was  boarding  Delta 
flight  15  at  the  Frankfurt  am 
Main  Flughaven.  Homeward 
bound,  1  had  just  completed  a 
"once  in  a  lifetime"  experience. 
As  I  thought  back  over  the  past 
seven  weeks,  I  wondered  if  1 
would  ever  return  to  Europe, 
but  even  if  I  did,  I  knew  it 
would  not  be  the  same  as  this 
first  time.  The  time,  the  places, 
the  people  would  all  be  dif- 
ferent. This  tour  was  over,  I 
knew,  but  the  very  fact  that  it 
could  not  be  repeated,  ensured 
that  it  would  not  be  easily 
forgotten.  Its  special  memories 
would  always  remain  as  a 
verifiable  "dream  come  true." 
Led  by  Bill  Wohlers,  Pro- 
fessor of  History,  and  Bob  Gar-  Mkhlel,„gelrt  dome  „, 
ren,  Professor  of  Art,  we  si.  Peter's  basilica, 
followed  an  itinerary  which 
helped  us  make  the  most  of  the    where  the   Caesars   had 


«.        u  .~h«  are  beautiful  structure   which   houses   the     Vienna,  Eddie  did  things  which 

^T      r,o  he  mp?rtance  modem  art  of  Paris.  In  the  vast     we  could  never  have  done  for 

testimonies  to  neh™e      Bu(  pla2a  in  front  of  this  building     ourselves.  In  addition,  he  was 

of  the  enure  .  we  cou]d  take  in  just  about  any     quite    a   driver,    a    fact   ap- 

;:«3^of  kind    of   entertainment    we     predated  only  by  those ,  wh'o 

size,  ueouij,        o     „„h„™  i.  desired  although  most  of  tt     know  about  the  roads  and  traf- 

TatX— "ncl  w^ttmtherLculoustothe     fic^  of   Europe.    I    for   one 

they  continue  to  function  as  bizarre, 
houses  of  worship.  Without 

Literature  and  music  also  Europeans 

had  their  places  on  the  tour.  In  best  on  th< 

the  British  Museum  alone  it  was  men  who  drove  our  busses, 

nossible    to    browse   among  Skippy    was   our    driver    in 

"-    originals  of  Pilgrim's  Progress,  England.  His  real  name  was 

The  Divine  Comedy,  and  The  Dave,  but  Skippy  was  the  name 

Prince  by  Machiavelli,  not  to  acquired  on  a  teenage  sojourn 
mention       such       historic 
documents  as  the  Magna  Car- 


unhesitatingly  concurred  with 
doubt  the  two     Dr.  Wohlers  who  told  Eddie  in 
got  to  know  the     parting,  "We  could  not  have 
the  tour  were  the  two     done  it  without  you." 

As  the  trip  drew  to  a  close, 
many  of  us  became  increasing- 
ly anxious  to  return  home.  We 
were  still  enjoying  the  tour,  but 
we  missed  our  families,  our 
Australia,  and  it  definitely  friends,  and  the  little  things  we 
:omplimented  his  constant  en-     so  often  take  for  granted  in  the 


time  we  were  in  Europe.  By  the  umphed  gave  me  a  profound  Shakespea 

time  we  left  for  home  we  had  awareness  of  things  I  had  only  Stratford-upon-Avon, 

visited  eight  different  countries:  read  about  in  books.  Not  all  the  activity  was  so 

England,    Holland,    Belgium,        The  tour  was  also  a  walk  "serious,"  however.  While  in 

France,    Switzerland,    Italy,  through  paradise  for  those  who  Venice  we  were  able  to  swim  in 

Austria,  West  Germany.  And  loved  art.  In  fact,  even  some  of  the  Adriatic  at  Lido  Beach.  In 

within  these  countries  we  stayed  us  who  may  have  been  indif-  Munich  we  saw  the  Olympic 

in  places  that  previously  had  ferent  to  such  matters  came  to  pool  where  a  more  famous 

only  been  places  on  a  map  to  appreciate  art  simply  by  our  ex-  swimmer,   Mark  Spitz,   took 

me:  London,  York,  Amster-  posure  to  some  of  the  world's  seven  golds  in  the  '72  games, 

dam,    Bruges,    Paris,    Bern,  great    masterpieces.    To    be  And  we  were  able  to  peer  over 

Lugano,    Florence,    Rome,  within  inches  of  works  com-  the  wall  at  Wimbledon  where  a 


Bible  printed  by  thusiasm  and  delightful  sense  of  United  States. 
Gutenberg  and  numerous 
original  scores  by  the  world's 
greatest  composers.  At  times 
some  of  these  works  literally 
came  to  life,  such  as  with  the 
performance  of  the  Merchant 
of  Venice  at  the  Royal 
Theatre     in 


r  i 


SC  students  ride  a  gondola 


humor.    I    will    especially        On  an  Alpine  hillside  near 
remember  his  hilarious  weather    Garmisch-Partenkirchen,  West 


Venice,  Vienna,  Salzburg,  and    pleted  hundreds  of  years  ago     few   weeks    later    would    be     reports  and  his  obsession  with    Germany,  two  days  before  fly- 


Munich. 

The  main  purpose  of  the  t 
was  to  offer  college  col 
work  for  those  of  us  who  v. 
students.   I   was  earning 


almost 
Around  every  c 


inbelu 


eum,     there    appeared 
ificant       works       by 


hours  of  credit  on  the  trip,  three  Michaelangelo,  Raphael,  Rem- 

in    history    and    three    in  brandt,  Rubens,  Bernini,  and 

humanities.  But  the  tour  also  Durer. 

offered  a  great  deal  beyond  this  Equally  inspiring  were  ar- 

as  well.  In  fact,  it  would  be  cor-  tistic  productions  which  could 

red  to  say  that  the  tour  offered  not  be  confined  to 


played  the  All-England  Lawn  England's  favorite  beverage,  ing  home,  we  spent  two  of  the 
every  Tennis  Championships.  He  is  the  type  of  person  who  most  memorable  hours  on  the 
after  Actually,  for  me,  it  was  hard  defies  adequate  description,  trip.  It  was  Sabbath,  and  Der- 
to  separate  the  "fun  things"  on  and  there  is  no  doubt  that  his  rick  Richardson  had  the  ser- 
the  tour  from  those  intended  to  role  in  the  first  two  weeks  of  the  mon.  In  it  he  urged  us  to  have 
educate  us.  This  was  most  trip  added  a  tremendous  the  same  yearning  to  go  to  our 
vividly  illustrated  in  what  was  amount  of  pleasure  to  all  of  us.  heavenly  home  as  we  were  feel- 
perhaps  the  most  unique  ex-  Our  other  driver  was  a  ing  about  our  homes  in  the 
perience  of  the  trip,  our  gon-  Dutchman,  Eddie  Eyk.  Eddie  U.S.A.  Having  seen  the  han- 
dola  ride  in  Venice.  It  might  may  not  have  been  as  exuberant  diwork  of  God  throughout  the 
have  been  more  romantic  with  as  Skippy,  but  I  found  him  to  trip,  and  now  reflecting  upon 


something  for  everyone.  Every    Until  I  visited  the  three  largest     Barbara,  my  girlfriend,  than     be  a  likeable  and  helpful  per-    this    challenge   in   this   most 


day  there  was  a  substantial  churches  in  Europe-St.  Peter': 

amount  of  free  time  when  each  in  Rome,  St.  Paul's  in  London, 

of  us  could  explore  Europe  on  and  Santa  Maria  Del  Fiore  in 

our  own  and  satisfy  our  in-  Florence--I  really  did  not  know 

dividual  tastes.  the   meaning   of   the   word 

For  me  and  my  fellow  history  awesome.  This  term  also  ap- 

buffs,  there  was  hardly  a  dull  plies  to  the  numberless  gothic     of  these  canoe-type  boats  and 

moment.  Each  facet  of  the  trip  churches  which  we  encountered     weaves  his  way  through  the 

had  its  connection  with  history,  on     the     tour:     Chartres,     waterways  of  this  city.  Along 

Just  realizing  that  I  was  walk-  Salisbury,  York  Minster,  and 

ing  through  the  Roman  Forum  Notre  Dame  to  name  but  four. 


with  Derrick  Richardson,  but  it 
was  certainly  great  fun 
nonetheless.  It  was  also  most 
educational.  To  visualize  canals 
in  place  of  roads  is  virtually  im- 
possible unless  one  boards  one 


son.  Whether  helping  us  bridge    beautiful  spot,  I  was  certainly 
language  barriers  or  giving  us    drawn  closer  to  Him. 
an  extra  night  tour  in  Paris  or  continued  on  page  7 


Tour  England  in  1985 

Once    again    students    of    general    education    "world 


Derrick  Richardson  gives  a  sermon  on  West  German  sou. 


the  way  we  encountered  hun-  Southern  College  will  have  a  history"  requirement,  and  may 
dreds  of  other  vessels  with  every  chance  to  study  while  traveling  also  help  satisfy  the  upper  divi- 
purpose  imaginable,  from  gar-  abroad  during  their  summer  sion  writing  requirement, 
bage  collection  to  police  patrol,  vacation.  The  Best  of  Britain        Cost  of  the  tour  is  $2100 
Included  among  the  "fun  Tour  will  take  place  from  July  ($2300  for  the  August  5  exten- 
things"  on  the  tour  was  the  9-30, 1985,  visiting  such  notable  sion).  This  price  includes  all 
number  of  new  people  we  en-  places  as  London,  York,  Ox-  transportation,    lodging,   en- 
countered. These  ranged  from  ford,  Cambridge,  Canterbury  trance  fees  at  tourist  sites,  and 
startling  skinheads  and  punks  and  Stratford-upon-Avon.  The  two  meals  per  day.  There  is  also 
to    sophisticated    upperclass  tour  will  also  take  a  brief  excur-  no  extra  charge  for  tuition  for 
ladies  and  gentlemen.  While  sion  into  northern  Wales  and  the  college  credit, 
some  of  my  own  encounters  will    spend    four    days    in        A  $200  deposit  will  hold  a 
would  not  bear  repeating,  there  Scotland.  place  on  the  tour  until  March  1, 
were  times  when  we  could  talk  Students   may   earn   either  1985.  Space  is  limited  to  the 
to  these  people  and  really  get  to  three  hours  of  credit  for  the  first  30  applicants, 
know  them  quite  well.  Certain-  basic  tour  or  six  hours  if  they        For  further  information  con- 
ly  one  of  the  most  fruitful  take  the  five  day  extension  in  tact  Dr.  William  Wohlers,  Pro; 
places  to  observe  the  varieties  London  through  August  5.  This  fessor  of  History,  at  238-26" 
of  humanity  was  the  Pom-  credit  may  be  in  either  history  and  396-3220. 
pideau  Center,  the  avant  garde  or  humanities.  It  will  satisfy  the 


Slower  Brings  Down  the  House 


Southern  College  Has  New  Chef 


things  in  the  wotk  i 
lly     happen.     It's     n 


ACCENT:  Which  album  ■ 
this? 


Bmething  that  some  creative  CLOWER:That  was  Yazoo  Ci- 

ffind  thinks  up  in  a  corner.  I  ty  Mississippi  Talking. 

■aw         from         personal  ACCENT:  With  all  the  success 

■periences.  of  Richard  Pryor,  Eddie  Mur- 

■pCENT:  Are  you  doing  what  phy,  and  Robin  Williams,  do 

you  expected  to  do  in  life?  you  find  it  hard  to  keep  your 


The  College  Bowl  Returns 


stories  clean? 

CLOWER:  I  don't  find  it  hard 
at  all.  I  ain't  even  remotely 
tempted  to  do  anything  off- 
color.  I  was  told  by  the  record 
executives  when  I  made  my  first 
album  that  unless  I  put  some 
"risque"  stories  on  my  album, 
1  would  never  be  known  na- 
tionally, but  I  proved  that  to  be 
an  outright  lie.  I  have  14 
albums,  one  for  each  year,  and 
no  cussing  has  ever  sold  as 
many  albums  as  I  have.  People 
are  clamoring  to  hear  a  come- 
dian they  can  bring  their  fami- 
ly or  preacher  to  and  not  get 
embarrassed.  I  perform  200 
shows  a  year  all  over  the  world. 
ACCENT:  Is  the  Jerry  Clower 
that  is  seen  on  stage  the  same 
man  at  home? 

CLOWER:  I'm  Jerry  Clower 
24  hours  a  day.  I  am  against 
people  who  are  very  moody.  I 
am  against  people  who 
Bibles  over  their  heads  saying 
they're  Christians,  and  you 
have  to  figure  out  whether 
they're  in  a  mood  where  you 
t  them.  On  and  offstage 
I'm  pretty  much  the 

Clower's  family  must  con- 
stantly be  laughing  then 
because  that's  the  way  he  had 
Southern  College  going  Satur- 
day night 


Russell  Duerksen 
B  It's  time  to  recall  all  those  lit- 
B:  tidbits  of  information  you 
Bice  learned  because  it  is  Col- 
lege Bowl  time  again. 
■You  may  ask  "What  is  Col- 
Bge  Bowl?"  It  is  an  academic 
Competition,  in  which  four- 
Ban  teams  compete  with  each 
Bher  in  exciting  matches. 
Biding  questions  from  the 
^Bmanities,  sciences,  and  just 
Bun  trivia.  There  is  something 

for  everyone. 
BThis  year's   competition   is 
Bonsored    by    the    History 
Bepartment,  under  the  supervi- 
Bbn  of  Dr.  Ben  McArthur.  The 


format  will  have  12  teams  of 
four  members  and  one  alternate 
playing  in  a  double  elimination 
tournament.  Play  will  begin  the 
first  week  of  second  semester, 
with  the  championship  match 
being  held  during  chapel  on 
February  26.  Teams  are  rapid- 
ly being  formed  now,  so  if  you 
are  interested  in  playing  on  or 
heading  a  team,  leave  your 
name,  as  soon  as  possible,  with 
Dr.  McArthur  in  the  History 
Department,  and  get  to  work 
studying  those  dusty  old 
textbooks. 


PECANS 


from| 

THE  TREE 


FRESH 


FOR 
THANKSGIVING  AND  CHRISTMAS 


CALL  238-3024  after  7:00  p.n 


Lori  Selby 

New  behind  the  scenes  in  the 
Southern  College's  cafeteria 
this  year  is  Chang  Kwon  Kim. 
Chang,  who  is  Korean  by  na- 
tionality, is  the  school's  new 
chef.  After  graduating  from 
Korean  Junior  College,  Chang 
taught  elementary  church 
school.  He  began  to  cook  pro- 
fessionally when  he  came  to  the 
United  States. 

Chang's  first  cooking  job 
was  with  a  German  company  in 
San  Fransisco.  While  working 
for  Denny's  Restaurant  in 
Sacramento,  he  passed  the 
California  Board  for  chefs. 
After  moving  to  the  East  Coast, 
he  worked  as  a  chef,  head 
cook/supervisor  in  various 
hotels  in  Atlanta,  including  the 
Fairmont  Hotel,  the  Holiday 
Inn,  the  Hyatt  Regency,  and 
the  Hilton  Hotel. 

Chang  says  his  specialties  are 
Chinese  food  and  German 
food.  He  and  his  cooking  have 
been  featured  in  the  Atlanta 


Journal. 

Chang  states  that  his  biggest 
problem  has  been  persuading 
his  employers  to  let  him  have 
Sabbaths  off.  This  temptation 
was  related  to  the  chance  for 
promotion.  Chang  explains 
that  there  is  a  five  level  hierar- 
chy, from  Cook  to  Executive 
Chef.  Advancement  required 
working  on  the  Sabbath. 

Also  a  religion  student  here, 
Chang  is  preparing  to  become 
a  minister  to  his  people.  He 
believes  that  sharing  Jesus  with 
those  who  don't  know  Him  is 
the  most  important  thing  in  life; 
as  he  puts  it,  "Seventy  years  is 
too  short."  His  goal  is  to 
become  a  minister  to  the  three 
quarters  of  a  million  Korean 
people  here  in  the  U.S.,  only 
about  8  thousand  of  whom  are 
Seventh-day  Adventist. 

Chang's  family  consists  of 
his  wife,  also  a  teacher  and  a 
cook,  two  daughters,  and  t 


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Sports  Corner 


3 


STANDINGS 


Team 
Rodger* 
Dkkerbolf 
Gibbon 
Grerc 
PWon 


Teun 

Sdindl 


Team 
Darts 

Hawaiians 

Schnidtr 
Shanko 


A"  League 

Wins      Losses    Tie 


'B"  East 

Wins      Losses    Tie 


'B"  West 

Wins      Losses    Tie 


"A"  League  Statistics 

Gibbon/Butler 
Player  TD's    XP's   TP's 


Wednesday  night's  game  is 
not  included.  Davis  will  go 
against  Jewett  for  the  "B" 
League  Championship.  Next 
Thursday's  game  will  be  the  A 
League  champion,  Rodgers, 
against  the  B  League  champion 
to  be  decided.  The  time  of  the 
game  will  be  announced. 


John  WnrI  1                   \ 

jack  Roberts  11        1        ' 

Dare  Butler  1                 '■ 

Mike  Gentry  3         1         J 

Bruce  Gibbon  ' 

JooMDkr  '         z         " 

Chas  Levis  1 

Rick  Richer!  2          1 

8  Gaines  PF189     PA  237 

RodgersMixon 

Player  TD's    XP's    TI 

Myron  Mlxon  16        8         I 

Ron  Barrow  8         1 

Bob  Rodgers  2 

Ed  Soler  9        "> 

Tony  Fowler  10       2 

Tom  Dartdson  1         1 

Mel  Robinson  2          1 

Bob  Murdoch  2 
Dennis  Negron 

8  Games  PF327     PA, 


"B"  East  Statistics 
Lacra/VandeVere 

Player  TD's    XP's    TFs 
Mike  BatrJstone 

Brian  Boyle  1 

Dale  Lacra 

Ken  Pitts  6 

Kevin  Scribner  4 

Bo  Smith  5 

Dare  Stephenson  8 

Dare  VandcVere  2 
Steve  Williams 

8  Games  PF  1 


Jones/Hinkle 


18S 


Player 
Bill  Bass 
Kent  Boyle 
Eric  Fisher 
Mark  Henderson 
Dave  Hendrick 
Steve  Jones 
BUI  McKnlght 
Jell  Potter 
Jim  South 
8  Games 


Peyton/Cain 

Player  TD's    XP's    TP's 

Greg  Cain  7         14 

Jimmy  Crone  7         2         2 

Jay  Dedeker  3 

Mike  Krai  5         2         3 

John  Mlakiewci  2                   5 

Cok  Peyton  1                  13 

Doug  Rowland  5         2 

Dave  Smith  2         2         3 

8  Games  PF  196     PA  286 

DickerhonTPoHom 

Player  TD's    XP's    TP's 

Mike  DkkerhoB  13        3         3 

Bill  Dubois  2         1 

PatDuB  7         8         2 

Royce  Earn  8         5         4 

Toby  Fowler  1                   1 

Greg  Hess  1         1 

Rob  Lonto  6         2         1 

Vilo  Montlnerto  10        4         2 

Joe  PoDom  32 

8  Gaines  PF311     PA  253 

Greve/Tunnell 

Player  TD's    XP's    TP's 

Dave  Alonso  7         4         2 

Israel  Carazza  I 

lain  Davis  2         1 

KentGreve  1         1         13 

Jim  Malont  4         5         3 

Tun  Mlnear  5                   1 

Tony  Mlnear  5         11 

Jerry  Russell  6         5         2 

Dale  1  unnell  2                     9 

8  Games  PF  210     PA  271 


PF  160     PA  238 

Jewett/Mellert 

Player  TD's   XP's   TP's 

Obed  Cruz  2 

RIchGayle  2 

Jeff  Jewett  35 

Larry  Johnson  16        5         1 

Barry  Krall  13       2        1 

Rob  Mellerl  1 

Reg  Rice  12         1 

Allen  Travis  4         3 

8  Games  PF252     PA  121 

Schnell,  Richardson 
Player  TD's    XP's    TP's 

Ron  Aeuilern 
Basil  Birch 
KarlCobos 
Dan  Draniza 
Tony  Gabriel 
Norman  Hobbs 
Jim  Huenergardt 
David  Linton 
Derrick 
Richardson 
John  Toms 
8  Games 


PF  197     PA  179 


Herman  Parkhursl 

Player  TD's    XP's 

Kern  Btilo  4 

Jim  Herman  2 

Stan  llohlis  6 

Dave  Kim  2 

Tom  McDonald  4 
Dan  Pajic 

Jorry  Parkhnrst  2 

Kevin  Price  1 

8  Games  PF  140     PA  198 


THERE  ARE  TWO  SIDES  TO 
BECOMING  A  NURSE  IN  THE  .ARMY. 

And  they're  both  repre- 
sented by  the  insignia  you  wear 
as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse  I 
Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left 
means  you're  part  of  a  health  care 
system  in  which  educational  and 
career  advancement  are  the  rule, 
I  not  the  exception.  The  gold  bar  l_ 
on  the  right  means  you  command  respect  as  an  Army  officer.  If  you'i 
earning  a  BSN,  write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities,  P.O.  Box  7713 
Clifton,  N]  07015. 

ARMY  NURSE  CORPS.  BE  ALLYOU  CAN  BE. 


"B"  West  Statistics 


PUyer  TD's    XP's    TFs 

audi  Biggs  4 

Kevin  Biggs  1 

Henry  Coleman  2 

Bryan  Davis  5 

Jeff  Davis 

Steve  Dobias  6 

Wayne  Goffln  4         2 

Tim  Herven  3 

Bob  Kendall  1          2 

Dave  Nottleson  1 

8  Games  PF  182     PA 

Shanko/Amick 

Player  TD's    XP's 

Mark  Bamnlett  2 
Bob  Keller 

Jim  Keller  1 

Jay  McErroy  2 

Brad  Sen-ska  < 

Rob  Shanko  1 

Tim  Tollock  1 

Dave  Twomhrey  1 

8  Games  PF  1 


Hawaiians 

Player  TD's    > 

Rob  Bnckner  8 

Brad  Cole  3 
JoeDeery 
Jack  Drab 

Greg  Fivecoat  1 

Dennis  Gofightiy  1 

Don  Howe  6 
Scott  Kemerrer 

Dave  Trower  1 
Andre  Scalzo 

Paul  Ware  1 
Scott  Yanketeritz 
7  Games             PF  158 


Shrader/Fowler 

Player  TD's  XP's    TP's 

Don  Aifaro  5  1          1 

Mike  Behr  2  2 

David  Denton  1  6         7 

Greg  Fowler  1  1          2 

Steve  Martin  2 

Neil  Schmidt  1  1 

FranShrader  5  1          3 

Fred  Wells  2 

6  Games  PF  88  PA  104 


NOTE  FROM  GYM: 

Volleyball  season  starts  Mo*, 
day  and  Tuesday  and 
resume  Monday  after  ThanVij 
giving  vacation.  Also  concern, 
ing  the  volleyball  season,  ther* 
has  been  a  change  in  the  sched, 
ule.  The  3-man  all-day  volley, 
ball  tournament  has  been  mov. 
ed  to  Sunday,  December  2. 

Following  is  the  A  Uagij. 
Volleyball  roster: 

A  League  Volleyball 
1984 

Carlson 

Folkenberg,  Bob 
Fowler,  Toby 
Malone,  Jim 
McClure,  Robin 
Mixon,  Myron 
Senska,  Brad 
Wilkens,  Greg 

Fowler 
Holness,  Nancy 
Hoover,  Greg 
Marcum,  John 
Minear,  Tony 
Murdoch,  Bob 
Revis,  Raquel 
Rogers,  Bob 

Hartle 
Jaecks.  Steve 
Jarrett,  Darla 
Kamieneski,  BobjB 
Messer,  Loretta 
Pollom,  Joey 
SchHsner,  Everett 
Tullock,  Tim 

Howe 

Boyd,  Melanie 
Gibbon,  Bruce 
Montiperto,  Vito 
Pajic,  Dan 
Shanko,  Rob 
Snider,  Ross 
Thorenson,  Garth 
Waller,  Mike 


memberships. 

To  meet  the  demand  of 
25,000  pints  of  blood  a  year, 
Blood  Assurance  needs  over  80 
volunteer  blood  donors  each 
day,  six  days  a  week,  52  weeks 
a  year. 

Every  couple  of  months,  a 
Bloodmobile  van  pulls  up  in 


front  of  Wright  Hall  aod 
receives  blood  donors.  1" 
November  13  and  14,  we  ri 
have  the  opportunity  to  she* 
our  responsiveness  when  » 
Bloodmobile  arrives  on  caxa 
pus.  Let's  not  lose  hold  oil 
good  thing. 


Gymnastics.  .  . 

are  primarily  high  school 
students  from  Seventh-day 
Adventist  schools  in  eight 
southern  states.  Interest  has 
grown,  however,  and  a  gym- 
nastics coach  registered  from  as 
far  afield  as  Colorado.  The 
youth  stay  in  the  dormitories 
and  eat  in  the  cafeteria  during 
their  visit.  They  come  with 
some  experience,  as  members 
of  gymnastics  teams  at  their 
own  schools,  but  they  go  back 
with  much  more,  Mr.  Evans 
indicated. 


"Our  goals  are  to  pr°| 
physical  fitness  and  heal"' 
gymnastics.  It  involves  o» 
people  as  pivot  points  anOP, 
pellants,  or  even  using  noH 
at  all,  rather  than  appa*! 
Requiring  less  outlay  in  «"J 
ment.acrosportsisaless  r 
sive  opportunity  <0'  „ 
challenge  and  some  B| 

"The  Saturday  night  P«l 
is  open  to  the  public  and- 

free. 


lean  Qualley: 


British  Baroness  Visits  Southern 


The  Mad  Hatter 


'oni  King 

Some  people  are  collectors, 
Rod  then  there  are  some  who 
lollect  hats.  Dean  Ron  Qualley 
is  one  of  them.  Only  he  doesn't 
^ist  collect  any  old  hat-it  must 
bill.  The  number,  the 
ngth,  or  the  color  of  the  bill 
loesn't  matter  just  as  long  as 
hat  has  at  least  one.  He  has 
jouble  billed,   sword  billed, 
i  helicopter  hat,   an 
iephant  skin  hat  from  Zim- 
ibwe,  a  Russian  hat  and  the 
.vorite  one--a  blue  hat  from 
435th  Airforce  Squadron  in 
Mine,  Germany. 
His  first  hat  was  a  1969  San 
ancisco  Giants  cap  and  his 
recent  hat  is  from  the 
World's  Fair,  given  to  him  by 
Etacy  Christman,  the  daughter 
pf  Dean  Reed  Christman. 
|  The  collection  didn't  start 
hobby,  but  it  developed 
e  when  the  Qualley's 
loved  from  the  West  Coast  to 
issouri,   and  Mrs.   Qualley 
)  chuck  the  hats  he  had 
already  picked  up  from  dif- 
ferent sporting  events.  Dean 
Bualley  couldn't  bear  to  part 
nith  them,  so  he  carted  them 
Hong  and  used  them  to  decor- 
Hte  his  office.  The  dorm  guys 
Began  asking  if  he  had  this  hat 
Br  that  hat  until  his  collection 
Bf  20  grew:  to-the- present  num- 
Ber  of  522  with  490  of  them  in 
his  office  now. 


Recently  the  office  hats  have 
been  reorganized  by  Derrick 
Richardson  and  Charles 
Schnell,  who  grouped  them  in- 
to categories:  overseas,  schools, 
golf,  army,  Olympics,  diesel, 
baseball,  and  football.  Each 
one  is  listed  according  to 
whether  it  was  bought,  don- 
ated, or  found.  Qualley  states, 
"Now  I  have  only  the  ones  I 
need  in  my  office." 

Although  Dean  Qualley  has 
never  worn  them  all,  he  does 
wear  one  almost  every  day,  the 
most  used  one  being  a  Detroit 
Tigers  hat-like  Magnum  wears- 
-"for  his  wife's  sake."  His  wife 
wishes  he  would  collect  some- 
thing more  valuable,  but  one 
never  knows  if  this  collection 
will  be  someday. 

Qualley  relates  that  there  is  a 
man  in  Florida  who  has  enough 
hats  to  cover  a  football  field 
row  by  row,  but  Dean  Qualley's 
goal  for  now  is  1 ,000  hats  by 
July  1,  1985.  He  doesn't  think 
that  he  will  make  it,  but  he's 
going  to  give  it  a  try.  He  would 
like  to  thank  all  those  who  have 
donated  to  his  collection  so  far, 
and  who  have  saved  him  a  lot 
of  money. 

One  thing  is  for  sure-he'U 
always  keep  the  sun  out  of  his 
eyes  and  won't  have  to  worry 
about  a  sunburned  head  if  he 
should  ever  go  bald. 


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Lady  Carolyn  Cox,  an  active 
member  of  the  House  of  Lords 
in  Great  Britain,  found  the 
reception  of  her  short  stay  at 
Southern  as  "most  heart  war- 
ming" and  the  "ethos  of  the 
college  a  pleasant  one." 

In  turn,  students  and 
teachers  found  her  friendly  and 
gracious  as  a  person  and  spell- 
binding as  a  lecturer.  Mostly 
faculty  attended  her  4  o'clock 
lecture  on  the  similar  problems 
and  challenges  of  education  in 
Britain  and  America.  One  of 
the  problems,  according  to 
Lady  Cox,  is  falling  scholastic 
standards;  for  example,  one 
fourth  of  London's  student 
leaders  cannot  multiply. 

Although  not  shared  by  the 
American  educational  system, 
the  political  use  of  the 
classroom  "is  a  growing  pro- 
blem in  some  English  schools" 


informed  Lady  Cox.  For  teach- 
ing the  traditional  views  of 
British  society,  Lady  Cox  was 
one  time  knocked  off  her  chair 
and  her  pupils  were  subjected 
to  vehement  abuse  by  radical 
students.  "We  must  take 
seriously  these  problems,  not 
run  away  from  them,"  urged 
Lady  Cox. 

After  a  short  reception 
followed  by  a  dinner  in  her 
honor,  the  Baroness  spoke  at  a 
7  o'clock  joint  worship.  In  40 
short  minutes,  she  took  the 
students  on  a  mini  trip  behind 
the  Iron  Curtain,  relating  her 
experience  of  taking  medical 
supplies  into  Poland.  Accord- 
ing to  Lady  Cox,  the  needs  are 
so  great  in  Poland,  that  the 
Polish  consider  themselves  not 
the  third  world  but  the  fourth 
world. 

Lady  Cox  also  pointed  out 


Help  bring  the  world  together. 
Host  an  exchange  student. 

International  Youth  Exchange,  a  Presi- 
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from  other  countries  to  live  for  a  time  with 
American  families  and  at- 
tend American  schools. . 
Learn  about  partici- 
pating as  a  volunteer| 
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that  despite  their  underprivileg- 
ed condition,  the  Polish  are 
very  generous,  courageous,  and  — 
humorous.  They  joke  about  the  >^P 
food  shortage  with  the  line  that 
the  housewife  with  her  empty 
basket  forgets  whether  she  is 
coming  from  or  going  to 
market. 

"Lady  Cox  inspired  us," 
commented  one  student. 
Another  student  said,  "Al- 
though faced  with  the  depres- 
sion and  problems  of  the  under- 
privileged, she  still  manages  to 
maintain  an  untarnished  gen- 
uine sweetness."  20  to  30 
students  responded  to  her  in- 
vitation to  have  a  "bit  of  a 
chat"  after  her  lecture. 
Students  were  still  waiting  an 
hour  and  a  quarter  afterwards 
when  she  had  to  run  to  catch 
her  plane. 

Lady  Cox  has  been  touring 
America,  discussing  her  ex- 
periences and  findings  in  educa- 
tion and  in  Poland,  concerns  of 
both  Britain  and  America. 


Europe.  . . 

As  the  wheels  of  the  L-1011 
touched  the  runway  at  Hart- 
sfield  International,  I  thought 
about  the  realization  of  my 
dream.  There  was  no  question 
that  I  had  gained  a  broader 
understanding  of  the  history, 
the  culture,  and  the  people  of 
Europe.  At  the  same  time,  I 
had  also  acquired  a  better  ap- 
preciation of  my  own  country. 


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2552  HOT  LINE:  Sports!  S A 
Activities!  Chapel  Programs! 
Who's  playing  each  evening? 
What's  going  on  for  chapel? 
What's  happening  Sabbath 
afternoon  and  Saturday  night? 
Be  informed  by  dialing  2552, 
and  remember  that  for  all  you 
k  do  this  line's  for  you. 

On  November  17  and  18,  1984, 
the  Watauga  Valley  Art  League 
and  Johnson  City's  Freedom 
Hall  are  having  their  first  An- 
nual Fine  Arts  Exhibition.  It  is 
sponsored  by  Watauga  Valley 
Art  League  Incorporated.  All 
artists  are  invited  to  exhibit 
their  two  dimensional  pain- 
tings. For  more  information 
write  Watauga  Valley  Art 
League,  P.  O.  Box  2177 
Johnson  City,  TN  37601. 

The  Japan  Center  of  Tennessee 
will  present  a  lecture  on 
"Japanese  Politics"  by  Pro- 
fessor Scott  C.  Flanagan  of  the 
Department  of  Political  Science 
at  The  Florida  State  Universi- 
ty, Tallahassee,  Florida,  The 
lecture  will  be  held  on  Wednes- 
day, November  14,  1984  in  the 
Art  and  Architecture  Building, 
Room  109  at  the  University  of 
Tennessee  at  Knoxville  at  7:30 


Are  You  Ready  For  Your  An- 
nual Financial  Frustration?  As 
the  holiday  season  is  upon  us, 
we  need  to  prevent  financial 
overload  on  our  family  bud- 
gets. Consumer  credit  counsel- 
ing--a  free  service  of  Family 
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On  Monday,  12  November, 
Beverly  Shieltz,  from  Kettering 
Medical  Center,  will  be  here  in- 
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spending  their  clinical  year  in 
Dayton.  Please  schedule  an  ap- 
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Alumni:  The  Alumni  Associa- 
tion of  Takoma  Academy  is  at- 
tempting to  update  its  mailing 
list  for  future  correspondence. 
We  would  appreciate  all  alum- 
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of  graduation  so  that  we  can 
furnish  information  regarding 
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tion Takoma  Academy,  8120 
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Realist  painter  to  exhibit  works 
at  Hunter  Museum  of  Art. 
Peter  Poskas:  Recent  Paintings 
opens  November  11,  to  con- 
tinue through  December  30. 


Foresight 


Chapel  on  November  27,  will 
be  presented  by  Marlene 
Boskind  White  Ph.  D.  at  10:30 
am.  She  will  speak  on  bulimar- 
exia  which  which  she  calls  the 
binge/purge  cycle.  Individuals 
who  suffer  from  bulimarexia 
alternately  gorge  themselves 
with  food  and  then  empty 
themselves  by  fasting, 
vomiting,  or  selfinduced  diar- 
rhea. She  will  begin  by  telling 
how  it  was  uncovered  at  Cor- 
nell University  where  she  is 
employed  and  will  outline  what 
she  has  learned  about  the  peo- 
ple who  practice  it.  She  will  also 
discuss  the  psychological, 
social,  and  cultural  pressures 
which  encourage  it  as  well  as  its 
treatment.  Dr.  White  has  writ- 
ten many  articles  and  publish- 
ed a  book  entitled  "Bulimar- 
exia: The  Binge/Purge  Cycle," 
which  is  available  in  our 
library. 

Non-SDA  student?  If  you  have 
questions  about  the  Seventh- 
day  Adventist  church  or  why 
your  fellow  SDA  students  and 
teachers  believe  as  they  do, 
please  feel  free  to  leave  a  note 
in  the  Student  Center's  village 
student's  box  -15  located  out- 
side of  the  SA  office.  You  will 
promptly  receive  a  confidential- 
ly concerned  response. 

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pick  them  up! 

Underclassmen  retakes  are 
back.  Village  Students  can  pick 
them  up  at  Student  Center 
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November  9 

Saturday 

November  10 

Sunday 

November  11 

Monday 

November  12 

Tuesday 

November  13 

Wednesday 

November  14 

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November  15 

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Editorial 

Another  Look  at 
^>  Thanksgiving 

The  Thanksgiving  vacation  starts  early  for  most  of  us.  By  5:00 
pioS  Tuesday  the  majority  of  Southern  Cd«£££ 
will  be  on  their  way  home  or  will  have  already  reached  their 
ta Nations.  We  wil/be  enjoyig  home-cooked  meals  for  a  chan  , 
especiaUy  on  Thanksgiving  day.  It's  that  scene  rtiat  generaU, 
comes  to  my  mind  when  I  think  of  Thanksgiving.  Th.  one  hoi. 
day  for  me,  in  the  past,  has  been  a  time  to  overeat,  a  time  to  be 
a  glutton  without  worrying  about  the  aftereffects.  The  same 
mostly  true  for  a  majority  of  the  students  on  campus.  And  while 
His  nothing  wrong  with  thinking  about  a  table  full  of  de  too- 
delights,  I  believe  that  it  is  important  to  reflect  also  on  the  ongmal 
meaning  of  Thanksgiving. 

The  first  Thanksgivings  were  actually  harvest  celebrations 
Farmers  and  their  families  would  give  thanks  and  prayers  to  God 
for  the  bountiful  harvest  of  the  season.  For  that  reason, 
Thanksgiving  is  still  held  in  the  Fall.  Usually  a  hearty  meal  was 
served  during  these  celebrations,  but  the  emphasis  was  always  on 
giving  thanks.  . 

A  couple  weeks  ago  the  gist  of  this  column  was  on  the  impor- 
tance of  letting  each  other  know  that  we  appreciate  each  other. 
During  the  Thanksgiving  season,  we  let  God  know  that  we  ap- 
preciate Him.  Although  this  act  should  be  an  everday  occurrance, 
this  holiday  allows  those  who  forget  also  to  thank  God.  1  he 
Thanksgiving  holiday  then  is  a  time  for  all  of  us  to  remember  our 
Creator  and  His  blessings. 

Yet  some  individuals  will  look  at  their  immediate  surroundings 
and  decide  that  they  have  nothing  to  thank  God  for.  Not  all  of 
our  experiences  give  us  the  current  day's  equivalent  of  the  "boun- 
tiful harvests"  that  our  forefathers  had.  However,  I  believe  that 
if  one  were  to  search  deeply  enough,  he  would  find  something 
to  be  appreciative  for,  even  if  there  is  only  one  hobby,  one  item, 
or  one  person  that  an  individual  enjoys,  then  that  person  or  ob- 
ject is  enough  to  thank  God  for. 

In  the  next  week,  those  small  blessings,  along  with  the  larger 
ones,  will  be  brought  before  the  Creator  and  given  thanks  for  by 
many  people.  We  too  should  be  part  of  that  group. 


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MICKEY'S  MOTORS 


MICKEY  COMBS 


VIRGINIA  COMBS 


Marijuana  an<j| 
Fatherhood 

A  developing  fetus  may 
fer  greater  harm  from  the 
juana  use  of  its  father  thi 
from  that  of  its  mothei 
Dr.  Susan  L.  Dalterio,  rest 
assistant    profesor   of  njffl 
macology  at  the  Univei 
Texas  Health  Science  Center 
San  Antonio,  Texas.  Fo: 
last  ten  years  Dr.  DalteriohJ 
been  conducting  research 
laboratory  mice  on  the  effej 
of  marijuana  on  the  reprodJ 
tive  system. 

In  an  interview  published 
the  November  1984  issue 
LISTEN     magazine 
Dalterio  discusses  some  of  ftl 
effects  of  marijuana  on  the  oft. 
spring  of  animals  treated  will 
cannabinoids .    For 
male  mice  that  had  been  a 
treated   had   significant  pro 
blems  in  making  females  preg. 
nant.  Of  those  pregnancies  tba 
did  occur,  many  of  the  younj 
died   either   before  birth 
shortly  after.  Tests  of  the  i 
viving  male  offspring  showt 
them  to  have  the 
blems  as  their  fathers.  "Who 
we  looked  at  the  chromosome 
in  the  testes  of  both  fathers. 
sons,    we    found   abnormal 
chromosomes  and  birth  defecti 
in  the  third  generation,"  said 
Dr.  Dalterio. 

Since  there  are 
generation  offspring  of  humai 
marijuana  users  available " 
testing,  predicting  what  wiD 
happen  to  humans  is  still 
tain.  Dr.  Dalterio  says  thatefr 
fects  similar  to  those  observd 
in  mice  are  very  likely,  though) 
since  some  of  the  effects  beifl 
studied  were  first  noticed  it 
humans.  "I  think  we've  short 
a  reasonable  amount  ol 
evidence  to  urge  strongly  thai 
the  father's  input  be  consider^ 
in  terms  of  drug  exposure. 


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Reflections 


Robert  Lastine 
[  The  Sufi  religious  sect  prints 
[little  books  that  contain 
I  parables  which  are  a  delight  to 
I  read.  The  stories  are  the  adven- 
Itures  that  happen  to  a  crazy  lit- 
Itle  man  they  called  "Mullah." 
^There's  one  story  that's  very 
■poignant.  It  tells  of  the  day 

Mullah  was  out  in  the  street  on 
■lis  hands  and  knees,  looking 

for  something,  and  a  friend 

came  up  and  said,  "Mullah, 
fcvhat  are  you  looking  for?" 
I  And  Mullah  said,  "I  have 
lost  my  key." 

■  "Oh,  Mullah,  that's  terrible; 
I'll  help  you  find  it." 

B  So  he  got  on  his  hands  and 
Knees,  then  said,  "Mullah, 
Bbout  where  did  you  lose  it?" 

■  Mullah  said,  "I  lost  it  in  my 
mouse." 

■  "Then  what  are  you  looking 
■out  here  for?" 

■  Mullah  replied,  "Because 
■there's  more  light  here." 

■  You  know,  that's  hilarious, 
■but  that's  what  we  do  with  our 
■lives!  We  tend  to  believe  that 
■everything  there  is  to  find  out 

about  ourselves  is  in  the  light 
■where  it's  easy  to  find. 
I    But  what  is  essential  is  invisi- 
ble to  the  eye.  So  where  do  we 

find  what  is  essential? 
Dr.  Leo  Buscaglia,  in  his 


What  is  Essential  is  Invisible  to  the  Eye 


book  Living,  Loving  and  Lear- 
ning, asks  the  question,  "Are 
you  truly  the  you  of  you?  Or 
are  you  the  you  that  other  peo- 
ple have  told  you  you  are?" 
Some  people  spend  their  entire 
lives  telling  us  who  we  are,  and 
they  make  a  profession  of  it. 


"Are  you  truly 
the  you  of  you?" 


Madison  Avenue  gives  us 
something  for  soft  hair,  for 
thick  hair,  for  thin  hair,  for 
falling  hair,  for  rising  hair,  for 
no  hair!  There  is  a  hair  tonic 
for  children  and  babies  and 
adults  and  senior  citizens. 

Don't  you  get  tired  of  all  this 
nonsense?  But  we  use  it, 
because  if  we  don't  we're  afraid 
the  people  around  us  are  going 
to  leave  us  on  the  dock  for  not 
using  a  certain  kind  of 
deodorant.  And  the  boat  will 
come  back  if  we  start  using  it. 

In  looking  for  our  "keys," 
we  might  sacrifice  self  and 
search  for  ourselves  in  the  light 
of  someone  else's  opinion  of 
who  we  should  be.  Sometimes 
this  is  called  love. 


Heritage  Singers  Seek  Soprano 


The  Heritage  Singers,  a  well 
i  Adventist  gospel  singing 
group,  is  searching  for  a 
loprano.  A  letter  has  been 
istributed  to  Adventist  college 
lewspapers  in  hopes  that  a 
nger  might  be  located.  Some 
ualifications  are  outlined  in 
e  open  letter.  "(The  soprano) 
jeeds  to  be  experienced  and  in- 
ferested  in  traveling  around  the 


world,"  the  letter  reads.  "She 
must  also  be  dedicated  to  the 
ministry  of  music,  as  this  is  the 
purpose  of  the  Heritage 
Singers."  The  letter  continues 
by  stating  that  the  group  is  go- 
ing to  travel  throughout  the 
United  States  and  has  schedul- 
ed a  trip  to  the  Far  East  in 
January.  Anyone  interested  in 
trying  out   for  the  Heritage 


One  of  the  best  definitions  of 
love  comes  to  us  from  Saint- 
Exupery,  the  French 
philosopher  who  says  that, 
"Perhaps  love  is  the  process  of 
my  leading  you  gently  back  to 
yourself."  Not  to  whom  I  want 
you  to  be,  but  to  who  you  are. 

Dr.  Buscaglia  adds  to  that  by 
saying,  "If  you  want  to  know 
me,  you've  got  to  get  into  my 
head  and  if  I  want  to  know 
about  you,  I  can't  say,  'She  is 
fat.  She  is  thin.  She  is  a  Jew. 
She  is  a  Catholic.  For  she  is  far 
more  than  that."'  The  loving 
individual  frees  himself  from 
"labels."  He  says,  "No  more." 

But  first  we  must  love 
ourselves  enough  to  accept  all 
that  is  in  us,  for  we  are  each 
unique.  From  the  common 
ground  which  we  share  with 
everyone  on  this  planet,  grows 
a  crop  of  unique  individuals. 

Perhaps  the  essence  of 
education  is  to  cultivate  the  soil 
of  this  earth  to  prepare  us  with 
the  understanding,  from  loving 
hands,  that  help  us  to  discover 
our  uniquenesses,  to  teach  us 
how  to  develop  it,  and  then  to 
show  us  how  to  give  it  away. 
LOVE  IS  LEARNED  as  is 
fear,  prejudice,  hate,  concern, 
responsibility,    commitment, 


Singers  should  send  a  resume, 
picture;  and  audition  tape  with 
3-4  songs  to  Max  Mace, 
Heritage  Singers,  P.O.  Box 
1358,  Placerville,  CA  95667.  If 
you  wish  to  contact  the  group 
by  phone,  you  may  call  (916) 
622-9369.  Others  may  apply  for 
future  openings. 


respect,  kindness,  and 
gentleness. 

"It  is  the  weak  who  are 
cruel. ' '  Leo  Rosten  says . 
"Gentleness  can  only  be  ex- 
pected from  the  strong." 

What  is  essential  is  that  we 
exercise  our  strengths  and  share 
with  parents,  teachers,  siblings, 
and  those  around  us  the  light  of 
love. 

The  opportunity  to  make  our 
surroundings  a  better  place  lies 
in  our  uniquenesses,  but  we 
must  share  today,  for  tomor- 
row may  never  come. 

"...relationships 
change  people" 

The  following  poem  helps  to 
illustrate  the  price  of  putting 
off-especially  putting  off  car- 
ing about  people  we  really  love 
and  appreciate.  The  poem  is 
called  Things  You  Didn't  Do. 
Remember  the  day  I  borrowed 

your  brand  new  car  and  I 

dented  it? 
And  remember  the  time  I 

dragged  you  to  the  beach, 

and  you  said  it  would  rain, 

and  it  did? 
I  thought  you'd  say,  "I  told 

you  so."  But  you  didn't. 
Do  you  remember  the  time  I 
flirted  with  all  the  guys  to  make 

you  jealous,  and  you  were? 
I  thought  you'd  leave  me,  but 

you  didn't. 
Do  you  remember  the  time  I 

spilled  strawberry  pie  all 

over  your  car  rug? 


I  thought  you'd  hit  me,  but 

you  didn't. 
And  remember  the  time  I  for- 
got to  tell  you  the  dance 
was  formal  and  you  showed 
up  in  jeans? 
I  thought  you'd  drop  me,  but 

you  didn't. 
Yes,  there  were  lots  of  things 

you  didn't  do. 
But  you  put  up  with  me,  and 
you  loved  me,  and  you  pro- 
tected me. 
There  were  lots  of  things  I 
wanted  to  make  up  to  you 
when  you  returned  from 
Vietnam. 
But  you  didn't. 

Seven  words  that  stand  out  in 
my  mind  are  these:  "Facts 
don't  change  people,  relation- 
ships change  people." 

We  must  be  the  friend  in  our 
relationships  that  help  others 
find  that  "key."  Be  the  love 
that  gently  leads  them  back  to 
themselves. 

Uohn  4:8  says  that,  "He 
who  does  not  love  does  not 
know  God;  For  God  is  love." 
God  leads  us  back  to  the 
darkness  of  self  where,  in  the 
light  of  the  love  we  have  learn- 
ed, He  shows  us  who  we  are. 
"Facts  don't  change  peo- 
ple." It  takes  a  personal  rela- 
tionship with  Christ  for  He  is 
the  "Key"  to  self.  He  is  the  love 
that  leads  us  gently  back  to 
ourselves. 

While  men  look  on  the  out- 
ward appearance,  God  looks  on 
the  heart. 

For  you  see,  what  is  essential 
is  invisible  to  the  eye. 


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We  the  People 

Where  Do  We 
^  Go  From  Here? 


SC  Names  New  Development  Associate 


Russell  Duerksen 

Now  that  all  the  votes  have 
been  counted,  all  the  accep- 
tance and  concession  speeches 
made,  and  now  that  those  of  us 
who  stayed  up  until  2:45  a.m. 
watching  the  returns  come  in 
have  recovered  from  the 
headaches  we  so  richly  deserv- 
ed, we  can  begin  to  analyze  the 
significance  and  trends  of  the 
19S4  elections. 

Although  this  past  election 
appears  to  have  been  a  tremen- 
dous vindication  of  the  conser- 
vative philosophy,  with  Reagan 
winning  more  electoral  votes 
than  has  ever  been  done  before, 
the  majority  of  other  facts  seem 
to  indicate  that  this  election  did 
not  reveal  the  existence  of  a  ma- 
jor realignment  in  American 
public  opinion.  There  are  many 
valid  comparisons  that  can  be 
drawn  between  this  election  and 
the  reelection  of  President 
Eisenhower  in  1956.  Then,  as 
now,  there  was  an  immensely 
popular  incumbent  president 
who  was  reelected  by  a  tremen- 
dous margin.  However, 
Eisenhower's  success  did  not 
carry  over  into  the  Congress, 
where  a  highly  liberal. 
Democratic  constituency  was 
elected.  This  situation  also  has 
appeared  this  year.  The 
Republicans  had  a  net  loss  of 
two  seats  in  the  Senate,  result- 
ing in  a  much  more  liberally- 
oriented  Senate;  neither  did 
they  gain  control  of  (he  House, 
acquiring  only  fourteen  seats. 


where  a  gain  of  25  to  35  had 
been  expected. 

So  then,  what  conclusions 
can  we  draw  from  last  Tues- 
day's election?  The  president 
and  his  supporters  may  claim  a 
broad  mandate  for  his  goals 
and  idealogy,  but  this  is  not  en- 
tirely accurate.  American 
voters,  while  giving  Reagan  a 
vote  of  confidence  on  him  as  an 
individual,  showed  their  reser- 
vations regarding  his  policy  and 
idealogy  when  they  elected  a 
liberal  Congress  to  serve  as  a 
check  upon  him.  Reagan  may 
attempt  to  repeat  the  heady 
days  of  early  1981  in  the  early 
months  of  his  second  term; 
however,  he  will  be  held  back 
by  this  new,  more  liberal 
Congress. 

In  actuality,  the  type  of 
legislation  he  will  be  able  to  get 
passed  will  be  more  in  line  with 
the  type  of  legislation  passed 
during  the  last  two  years. 
Reagan's  election  may  appear 
impressive  on  the  surface,  but 
in  the  final  analysis  it  does  not 
signify  a  shift  in  attitude  by  the 
American  populace.  Reagan, 
the  man,  may  have  a  mandate, 
but  his  idealogy  does  not. 
(Russell  Duerksen  is  a  senior 
history /computer  science  ma- 
jor, pursuing  a  pre-law  pro- 
gram. The  ideas  expressed  in 
this  column  are  his  own  and  do 
not  necessarily  reflect  the  views 
of  the  Southern  Accent,  the 
Student  Association,  and 
Southern  College.) 


J.  T.  Shim 

Stewart  Crook  started  his 
first  day  at  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  on 
November  1  as  Associate  Vice- 
President  for  Development  and 
Associate  Director  of  the  En- 
dowment Campaign.  The  sign 
outside  his  office  in  Wright 
Hall  says  "Trust  Services." 
Says  Mr.  Crook,  "What  it  all 
boils  down  to  is  fund:raising. 

He  says  that  he  was  selected 
for  the  job  because  the  school 
was  looking  for  someone  who 
had  experience  in  trust  services 
and  who  also  had  attended  this 
institution. 

After  graduating  from  Col- 
legedale  Academy,  he  spent 
four  and  a  half  years  here  and 
in  1964  returned  for  a  four-year 
stint  as  voice  and  chorale  in- 
structor. He  is  a  man  of  many 
talents  and  many  places.  He  has 
filled  the  role  of  dean,  music  in- 
structor, chorale  director,  prin- 
cipal, pastor,  and  youth  leader 
at  places  such  as  Madison  Col- 
lege; Georgia-Cumberland 
Academy;  Mt.  Pisgah 
Academy;  Shenandoah  Valley 
Academy;  Rome,  Georgia;  and 
Nashville/Bordeaux  church. 

During  the  past  four  years, 
he  has  been  first  a  trust  officer 
and  then  the  Director  of  Trust 
Services  for  the  Kentucky- 
Tennessee  Conference  based  in 
Nashville.  His  wife  continues  to 
serve  as  accountant  at  Madison 
Academy  until  a  replacement  is 
able  to  take  over.  They  have 
three  daughters  of  which  two 
are  married.  Jodi,  the  youngest, 
recently  graduated  from  here 
and  is  now  completing  a  degree 
in  Allied  Health  with  emphasis 
on     physical     therapy     at 


SC  Symphony  Orchestra  Performs 


A  home  performance  by  the 
Southern  College  Symphony 
Orchestra  will  be  given  on 
Saturday  evening,  November 
17,  at  8  p.m.  in  the  Physical 
Education  Center  on  the  Col- 
legedale  campus. 

Guest  artist  for  this  annual 
Fall  Concert  will  be  Kenneth 
Sarch,  artist  in  residence  at  the 
Winchester  Conservatory  in 
Virginia.  Dr.  Sarch  will  be  per- 
forming the  Concerto  No.  1  in 
D  for  Violin  and  Orchestra  by 
I   Noccoli  Paganini. 

Violinst  Sarch  has  perform- 
ed extensively  throughout  the 
United  States  and  Canada,  in 
addition  to  concerts  under  the 
sponsorship  of  the  U.S.  State 
Department  in  South  America 
(three  tours)  and  in  Israel.  A 
graduate  of  the  Juilliard  School 
of  Music,  he  holds  an  Artist 
Diploma  from  the  New 
England  Conservatory  and  a 
Doctor  of  Musical  Arts  degree 
from  Boston  University. 

Dr.  Sarch  was  the  recipient 
of  two  Fromm   Foundation 


fellowships  for  performance  at 
Tanglewood,  the  summer  home 
of  the  Boston  Symphony  Or- 
chestra. He  is  a  former  director 
of  the  string  program  at  East 
Tennessee  State  University. 

Though  Tennessee  Governor 
Lamar  Alexander  had  been  bill- 
ed earlier  as  guest  artist,  due  to 
an  unforeseen  scheduling  con- 
flict he  was  forced  to  cancel  his 
appearance  here. 

Orchestral  works  on  the 
evening  program  will  include 
Overture  to  Fidelio  by 
Beethoven;  Symphony  in  D 
minor  by  Franck;  and  the  Bas- 
soon Concerto  in  E  minor  by 
Vivaldi,  performed  by  music 
major  Kevin  Cornwell. 

Three  overseas  tours  have 
gained  for  the  Southern  College 
Symphony  Orchestra  Interna- 
tional recognition.  In  1979  the 
orchestra  toured  the  Orient-  in 
1981  the  South  Pacific;  and*  in 
1983,  Russia  and  Rumania. 
Orlo  Gilbert,  professor  of 
music  at  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day   Adventists,    has 


Volunteer   State    Community 
College  near  Nashville. 

His  job  will  involve  a  great 
deal  of  travel  which  he 
describes  as  the  "long-term 
development  of  prospects  and 
friends  for  the  college.  This  will 
involve  visiting  with  persons 
who  express  an  interest  in  being 
a  benefactor  to  the  college  and 
informing  them  of  ways  to  give 
by  both  revocable  and  ir- 
revocable instruments." 


Asked  his  motivation  for 
working  for  SC  he  said,  "Dur- 
ing the  Depression  myj 
sacrificed  so  that  I  could  have 
a  church  school  education. .  ,1 
did  not  spend  a  day  in  public 
school  until  my  Masters.  .  ,1 
have  a  real  burden  for  Christian 
education  and  I  see  it  pricing 
itself  out  of  existence. .  .1  wanl 
to  make  it  available  to 
people." 


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been  conductor  of  the  group 
for  17  years.  Sixty-six  students, 
faculty,  and  members  of  the 
community  form  this  year's 
orchestra. 

General  admission  will  be  $1 
at  the  door. 


JGIY1NG; 


m^IffiRlARETWO  SIDES  TO  ,v 
BECOMING  A  NURSE  IN  THE  ARMY. 


And  they're  both  repre- 
I  sented  by  the  insignia  you  wear 
as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse  | 
Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left  j 
means  you're  part  of  a  health  care  j 
system  in  which  educational  and 
career  advancement  are  the  rule, 
— I  not  the  exception.  The  gold  bar  — 
on  the  right  means  you  command  respect  as  an  Army  officer.  If  yo 
earning  a  BSN,  write:  Army  Nurse  Opportunities,  P.O.  Box  7713, 
Clifton,  N]  07015. 

ARMY  NURSE  CORPS.  BE  ALL  YOU  CAN  BE. 


! 


A  Thanksgiving  Story 


Math  Club  Formed 


Summit  House:  A  Refuge  for  the  Needy 

Gart  Curtis 

As  one  travels  away  from 
Collegedale  and  onto  Lee 
Highway,  he  may  notice  on  his 
left,  on  top  of  a  small  steep  hill, 
a  white  brick  house.  Summit 
House  is  its  name.  The  house  is 
sort  of  across  from  where  Mis- 
ty's  used  to  be.  Approaching  its 
|  entrance,  one  sees  a  steep  gravel 


aren't  lying  in  beds,  waiting  to 
die.  If  the  patients  can't  walk, 
they  can't  stay  there.  But  most 
of  them  need  medical  care  and 
are  considered  outpatients  from 
any   one   of  several   nearby 

Right  now  Mrs.  Solomon  is 
taking  care  of  thirty  people. 


I  drive  going  up  to  a  couple  of  Some  are  street  people  from 

I  old  run-down  buildings  and  Chattanooga;  some  others  are 

I  another  building  that  is  mostly  from       Moccasin       Bend, 

torn  apart  in  the  front  yard.  Wherever  they  are  from,  the 

The  house  used  to  be  a  Bible  Summit  House  is  the  last  resort 

[school,  but  then  in  1973  Mr.  for  all  of  them.  That  is  what 

|  and  Mrs.  Solomon  bought  the  they  have  in  common  with  each 

place  and  turned  it  into  a  motel,  other.  Yet  Mrs.  Solomon  says 

.  Solomon  died  in  1975  and  they  are  just  one  big  happy 

I  left  Mrs.  Solomon  with  the  family.    She   laughs    as    she 

[mortgage.  Mr.  Solomon  used  says,"We  fight  like  cats  and 

d  claim  that  it  was  seventeen  or  dogs.    I    scream    at    them 

;  Mrs.  Solomon  thinks  sometimes,  and  they  scream 


other  second-hand  items.  She 
has  six  helpers  on  a  payroll, 
who  cook,  drive,  maintain  the 
buildings  and  grounds,  and 
help  care  for  the  patients. 
The  two  mortgages  total  over 
$40,000,  but  Mrs.  Solomon 
doesn't  mind.  She  isn't  worried 
about  the  loans-she  pays  all  the 
bills  and  employees  on  time. 
She  has  a  hard  life,  but  she 
wouldn't  quit  her  work  for 
anything. 


Lori  He  ins  man 

At  last,  a  club  that  doesn't 
collect  dues-the  math  club. 
Although  it  does  not  have  an 
official  name  yet($5  will  be 
awarded  to  the  person  with  the 
best  name  suggestion,  and  $5 
for  the  best  logo),  the  math 
club  is  full  of  enthusiasm  and 
future  plans.  Some  of  the 
outings  in  the  works  include 
Sabbath  outings,  trips  to  Oak 
Ridge  and  the  Space  Museum 
in  Huntsville,  Alabama.  Also, 
plans  are  being  made  for  special 
speakers,  math  films,  parties, 
and    math    T-shirts.    Club 


AU  Offers  South  Pacific  Tour 


nore  like  seven.  There  are 

manmade   ponds   down 

fciear  the  road,  several  lawns, 

small  garden,  and  some 


back. .but  we  love  each  other, 
id  we  have  a  great  time." 
Those   who   are   able,    do 

chores,  such  as  washing  the 


woods  in  the  back.  The  two  dishes,  making  the  beds,  help- 
habitable  buildings  have  a  total  jng  with  the  laundry,  mopping 
^f  eighteen  bedrooms  to  house     the  floor  (Mrs.  Solomon  says 


leople 

The  place  wasn't  really  mak- 

ng  money  as  a  motel  so,  since 

.  Solomon  had  been  a  nurse 

for    thirty-eight   years,    she 


that  they  aren't  very  good 
that);  one  man  even  works  in  a 
little   garden   up  behind  the 
house.  They  look  out  for  each 
other  too-if  someone  falls 


Itarted  taking  in  people  who  has  some  other  simple  kind  of 
needed  help  and  had  no  other  problem,  the  others  will  help  as 
lace  to  go.  She  isn't  making     much    as    they    can.    Mrs. 


ny  more  money  this  way,  but 
she  enjoys  her  work  and  is  ac- 
complishing much  more. 

There  are  five  types  of  peo- 
ple living  at  the  Summit  House: 


Solomon  says  they  stick 
together  and  gang  up  on  her  if 
they  really  want  their  way.  But 
she  was  the  second  oldest  in  a 
family  of  thirteen  and  is  very 


nental    patients,    mentally     used  to  being  the  boss  of  a  large 
[retarded  patients,  alcoholics,     family. 


drug  abusers,  and  the  aged, 
"hey  range  in  age  from  twenty- 
)  ninety-seven  years  old. 
'hey  are  all  homeless  and  in- 
capable of  looking  after 
[themselves. 

They  are  not,  however,  in- 
The  Summit  House  is 
hospice;   the   patients 


Mrs.  Solomon  gets  no  help 
from  the  government.  The  peo- 
ple she  takes  care  of  pay 
$314.00  a  month  which  they  get 
from  their  Social  Security  in- 
come. The  Summit  Church 
helps  with  clothing  and  food, 
and  individuals  from  all 
the  area  donate  furniture  and 


The  Andrews  University 
biology  department  will  spon- 
sor a  South  Pacific  biological 
tour  from  August  28  to 
December  11,  1985. 

Only  16  people  can  go  and 
the  group  must  be  formed  and 
final  reservations  jnade  by 
March  1985.  Dennis 
Woodland,  professor  of  botany 
at  Andrews  and  one  of  the  tour 
directors,  recommends  that  ap- 
plication be  made  before 
December  1984. 

Up  to  12  college  credits  may 
be  earned  during  the  13  weeks 
of  travel  and  study  in  Hawaii, 
Australia,  New  Zealand,  and 
Tahiti.  During  these  springtime 
weeks  in  Australia  the  group 
plans  to  visit  the  Great  Barrier 
Reef,  tropical  rain  forests,  cen- 
tral deserts  including  Ayre's 
Rock,  Perth  in  southwest 
Australia.  Adelaids, 

Melbourne,  Canberra  and  the 
Sydney  and  Brisbane  areas. 
Both  north  and  south  islands  of 
New  Zealand,  where  unique 


botany  and  birds  are  found, 
will  be  included  in  the  tour. 

By  utilizing  modest  facilities 
and  camping  out  in  modern 
campgrounds  the  costs  will  be 
held  as  low  as  possible.  Besides 
air  travel  from  the  west  coast  of 
North  America,  8-10,000  miles 
of  surface  travel  is  planned  by 
rental  vehicles.  Total  fees  in- 
cluding transportation,  lodg- 
ing, side  trips  and  tuition  will  be 
about  $4,300.  The  cost  of  food 
will  be  on  an  individual  basis 
and  should  be  quite  nominal 
(about  $400)/*  Woodland  said. 

Woodland  and  Dr.  Asa 
Thoresen  of  the  biology  depart- 
ment at  Andrews  will  lead  the 
tour.  Courses  offered  will  be 
ornithology  for  five  credits, 
biogeography,  five  credits,  and 
two  credits  are  available  for 
special  projects.  Tuition 
charges  are  fiat  rate  of  $1,100 
(included  in  the  $4,300).  For 
application  contact  the  biology 
department. 


members  agreed  to  chip  in  their 
dimes  and  nickels  when  needed 
instead  of  collecting  dues. 

The  math  club  will  assemble 
again  Thursday,  Nov.  15  at 
7:00  p.m.  in  Daniels  Hall,  room 
MI.  Fifteen  students  attended 
the  last  meeting  and  the  club 
anticipates  a  larger  attendance 
this  coming  meeting.  Elections 
will  be  held  during  the  Nov.  15 
meeting  to  determine  the  club 
president,  vice-president,  and 
secretary.  Come  with  your 
ideas  for  a  name  and  logo. 
Worship  credit  will  be  given. 


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Sports  Corner 

) 

Sports  Commentary 


Jerry  Russell 

This  week  marked  the  open- 
ing of  the  volleyball  season. 
More  importantly  it  marked  the 
beginning  of  the  B-league 
volleyball  season. 

I  know,  all  you  A-league 
jocks  and  jockettes  are  pro- 
bably saying,  "Hey,  what's  go- 
ing on  here.  Isn't  A-league  the 
superior  league?"  Well,  in  an 
informal  poll  which  had  one 
person  as  its  sample  (me),  it  was 
found  that  the  only  people  who 
thought  of  A-league  as  the  bet- 
ter league  was  A-leaguers 
themselves.  Let's  face  it.  Why 
should  we  as  fans  feed  the  egos 
of    these     few     who     call 


themselves  the  select?  By  the 
time  a  volleyball  match  was 
over,  most  of  them  wouldn't  be 
able  to  get  their  heads  out  the 
gym  door.  Another  reason: 
who  wants  to  see  bump-set- 
spike,  bump -set-spike  for  an 
hour  and  a  half? 

So  come  on  sports  fans, 
come  over  and  watch  B-league 
where  the  action  is  more  like 
carry-double  hit-missed  spike. 
Let  the  A-league  play  with 
themselves. 

P.S.  After  Thanksgiving 
watch  for  Hefty's  Bag  when 
we'll  take  a  look  at  the  Top  10 
women  in  volleyball. 


Sports  on  Campus 


J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

The  1984  Intramural  Volley- 
ball season  began  on  Monday 
night  with  a  full  schedule  of 
games  in  both  "A"  and  "B" 
leagues.  According  to  in- 
tramural director  Steve  Jaecks, 
a  total  of  163  men  and  women 
have  signed  up  for  the  coed 
competition. 

Under  the  present  format 
teams  will  play  a  best-of-three- 
games  match,  earning  a  point 
for  a  win  and  an  additional 
point  for  winning  the  match. 
Teams  in  "A"  League  will  play 
six  matches  while  teams  in  "B" 
league  will  play  a  five  match 


schedule,  with  the  champions 
being  determined  by  total 
points  at  the  end  of  the  season. 
Also,  don't  forget  to  sign  up 
for  the  three-man  (coed)  volley- 
ball tournament  to  be  held  on 
Sunday,  December  2  beginning 
at  8:00  a.m.  All  sign-ups  are  in 
the  gymnasium.  The  tourna- 
ments consist  of  a  double- 
elimination  format,  and  will 
conclude  later  in  the  afternoon. 
The  deadline  for  all  entries  is 
Wednesday,  November  28.  For 
further  information,  contact 
Steve  Jaecks  at  238-2855, 
396-3672  or  238-2850. 


Volleyball  Standings 


League 
Points 


Team 
Hartle 
Carlson 
Howe 
Fowler 


Note:  All  leagues  will 
aflcr  Thanksgiving  ve 


Team 
Jones 
Buch 
Teeter 
Kay 

Mcknight 
Drapiza 


"B"  East 

Points 


0 


"B"  West 

Team  Points 

O'neal  4 

Schraeder  3 

Lacra  1 

Mackey  0 

Chin  0 

Kendall  0 


MONDAY'S  VOLLEYBALL  RESULTS 


lie  vs.  Fowler 
O'i   al  vs.  Mackey 
J01   s  vs.  Kay 
Hi.    b  vs.  Carlson 


15-9,  15-11,  and  15-13 
15-7,  15-6,  and  15-10 
15-3, 15-10,  and  15-9 

15-12,  5-15,  and  15-12 


JESDAY'S  VOLLEYBALL  RESULTS 


i  vs.  Fowler 
?  vs.  Howe 
eder  vs.  Lacra 
re.  Teeter 


15-6,  15-9,  and  15-9 
15-11,  15-11,  and  15-9 
7-15,  15-12,  and  15-13 
15-7,  6-15,  and  15-10 


Volleyball  Teams  Rosters 
"B"  League 

O'Neal 

Brito,  Kerry 

Coleman,  Henry 

Cox,  Doug 

Flood,  Rick 

Green,  DyerRhonda 

Harper,  Marge 

James,  Pauline 

Skantz,  Ron 

Wolfe,  Don 

Mackey 

Aguas,  Mike 

Behr,  Mike 

Cartwright,  April 

Harper,  Lizzie 

Martin,  Vicky 

Price,  Kevin 

Ojo,  Jide 

Ramey,  Rodney 

Willingham,  Jim 

Chin 

Amick,  Ron 

Brockway,  Teresa 

Grant,  Loren 

May,  Grover 

Potter,  Jeff 

Rogers,  Teresa 

Schwouer,  Karen 

Scribner,  Keith 

Trumbo,  Steve 

Lakra 

Cylke,  Shari 

Davis,  Bryan 

Gilmore,  Karol 

Jones,  Lynette 

Johnson,  Larry 

Kovalski,  Jerry 

Lonto,  Rob 

Mall,  Tony 

McDonald,  Tom 

Stephanson,  Dave 


Schraeder 

Alonso,  Dave 

Atkins,  Russ 

Crone,  Jim 

Davis,  Iian 

Jaecks,  Carmen 

Kim,  John 

Larabee,  Chuck 

Sines,  Nancy 

Soto,  Maribel 

Sui,  Brent 

Kendall 

Aguilera,  Ron 

Biggs,  Chuck 

Bisson,  Roger 

Collins,  Roy 

Jewett,  Jeff 

Ridge,  Debbie 

Negron,  Dennis 

Sabotka,  Lisa 

Tourinan,  Pilar 

Wycoff,  Patti 

Jones 

Crabtree,  Myra 

Dedeker,  Jay 

Goffin,  Wayne 

Huenergardt,  Carol 

Mellert,  Rob 

Nottleson,  Dave 

Pacamalon,  Esther 

Wilkowski,  John 

Wills,  Tracy 

Wrate,  Steve 

Kay 

Begley,  Scott 

Buckner,  Mike 

Edwards,  Lyndon 

Flores,  Vincent 

Montilla,  Iris 

Pruitt,  Bill 

Starbird,  Alan 

Stevenson,  Donna 

Travis,  Angela 

Williams,  Kevin 


Drapiza 

Cranford,  Sheri 

Glantz,  Tim 
Green,  Charley 
Jensen,  Dan 
Koff,  Eugene 
Nail,  Andy 
Nelson,  Norvella 

Parks,  Dan 

Radauon,  Vanessa 

Toms,  John 

Teeter 

Bogges,  Kim 

Bishop,  Jill 

Bramblett,  Mark 

Cruz,  Obed 
Gayle,  Richard 

Kim,  Dave 
Mende,  Susan 
McElroy,  Jay 
Richert,  Rick 
Walechka,  Jeff 

Buch 
Braddock,  Bryan 
Hummell,  Becky 

Joiner,  Joe 

Johnson,  Gary 

Kenerson,  Sharon 

Liwag,  Meli 

Martin,  Steve 

Miles,  Ken 

Richardson,  Derrick 

Russell,  Jerry 

Schnell,  Charley 

McKnight 

Bass,  Bill 

Cantrell,  Terry 

Fleming,  Steve 

Gibson,  Audrey 

Howe,  Donnie 

Horton,  Paul 

Korf,  Renou 

Pennington,  Faith 

Rice,  Reg 

Washington,  Monese 


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imagination,  ingenuity,  and 

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creates  a  chain  reaction  of 

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It  spurs  productivity  and 

demands  higher  goals.  Us 

people  are  vibrant  and 

they  constantly  seek  to 

better  themselves. 

Free  enterprise  is  a- 

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where  great  personal 

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Reinhold  E.  Smith 

As  a  Senior  it  is  your  respon- 
sibility to  start  thinking  about 
becoming  an  alumnus,  a 
responsible  alumnus,  one  who 
cares  enough  to  sacrifice  for  the 
Christian  education  of  our 
successors. 

After  one  paragraph  you're 
saying,  "Is  this  guy  crazy?"  If 
you're  like  me,  you  will  pro- 
bably graduate  owing  someone 
money:  GSL,  NDSL,  the  bank, 
parents  and/or  the  school.  So 
why  would  you  want  to  con- 
tribute to  your  already  growing 
debt?  The  reason  lies  in  the  fact 
that  a  Christian  education  is  the 
single-most  important  sacrifice 
we  can  make. 

Teachers  aren't  exempt. 
How  many  of  you  teachers  and 
staff  belong  to  the  "Committee 
of  100?"  Every  teacher,  staff 
person,  administrator,  and 
alumnus  should  belong!  Com- 
mittee of  100  is  a  "group  of 
concerned  individuals  and 
alumni  who  donate  at  least  five 
hundred  dollars  a  year." 

As  Adventists,  we  don't 
smoke,  drink,  or  waste  our 
money  on  too  much  nightlife, 
so  wouldn't  that  put  us  ahead 
financially?  According  to  U.S. 
News  and  World  Report,  we 
have  the  wealthiest  members 
per  capita  of  any  church.  We  as 
a  church  stress  the  importance 
of  education,  and  thus  we  have 
more  professional  members 
making  better  salaries. 

If  you  think  I'm  insinuating 
that  as  a  senior  you  should  start 
thinking  about  giving  five- 
hundred  dollars  a  year,  you're 
right!  Let  me  show  you  how 
easy  this  can  be:  If  you  smok- 
ed 1  Vi  packs  of  cigarettes  per 
day  (the  national  average)  you 
would  spend  about  $550.00  a 
year,  and  that  doesn't  even  in- 
clude drinking. 

If  it  were  not  for  the  alumni, 
the  real  cost  of  our  education 
would  be  about  $15,000.  Who 
could  afford  that?  Who  can  af- 


ford $8,000?  According  to  San- 
ford  Ulmer,  the  individual  who 
had  the  vision  to  suggest  the 
ambitious  undertaking  of  the 
endowment  fund,  fifty-percent 
of  Southern  College  students 
come  from  homes  that  have  an- 
nual incomes  of  less  than 
$10,000  per  year." 

In  1980  Mr.  and  Mrs.  San- 
ford  Ulmer  stopped  to  see  his 
alma  mater,  and  decided  to 
help  students  because  as  Mr. 
Ulmer  put  it,  "There  are  plen- 
ty of  buildings  on  the  campus, 
and  that's  nice,  but  they  don't 
have  enough  students  in  them. 
But  they  will  now  if  I  can  help 
it." 

In  four  short  years  the 
Ulmers  have  seen  the  Endow- 
ment Fund  grow  to  nearly  six 
million  dollars  to  "help  defray 
tuition  costs  not  to  build 
buildings." 

According  to  Ulmer,  Dr. 
Barrow  stated:  "If  the  tuition 
would  drop  $1,000  next  year, 
approximately  200  more 
students  would  be  able  to  at- 
tend who  are  not  attending 
now."  And  with  200  students, 
the  over-all  budget  would 
improve. 

When  asked  the  question, 
why  don't  Adventists  support 
their  schools  like  Catholics 
do?Bill  lies,  Chairman  of  the 
Committee  of  100,  responded, 
"Adventists  act  poor,  think 
poor,  and  spend  poor.  We 
don't  perceive  ourselves  as  rich. 
Christ  is  coming  soon,  and  yet 
we,  as  a  church,  seem  far  too 
interested  in  possessions,  in- 
stead of  Christian  education." 
As  a  senior,  I  want  to 
challenge  my  classmates  to  go 
to  the  development  office  and 
pledge  $500.00  dollars  toward 
the  Endowment  Fund. 

If  300  seniors  pledged 
$500.00,  we  would  have 
$150,000,  and  did  you  know 
that  BECA  (Business  Ex- 
ecutives Challenge  Alumni)  will 


match  it?  It  then  becomes 
$300,000  or  300  scholarships  of 
$  1 ,000  for  students  next 
year-300  students  who  might 
not  otherwise  have  the  oppor- 
tunity to  attend  here. 

Seniors,  why  don't  we 
organize  a  committee  entitled, 
Seniors  Endowment  100  and  let 
this  be  our  class  gift,  the  best 
Southern  College  has  ever 
received. 

(The  preceding  article  is  the  sole 
opinion  of  the  author  and  not 
necessarily  that  of  the  Southern 
Accent  staff) 


Gary  Ford  Speaks  in  Chattanooga 


Gary  Ford,  younger  brother 
of  Zell  Ford,  a  student  here  at 
Southern  College,  will  be  guest 
speaker  at  the  Chattanooga 
First  Seventh-day  Adventist 
Church  on  Sabbath,  November 
17,  1984.  He  is  currently  an 
evangelist  for  the  Southern 
California  Conference. 

As  an  author  of  two  Chris- 
tian witnessing  books,  Gary 
recognizes  the  importance  of 
personal  Bible  study.  To  aid 
such  study  he  has  started 
B.I.B.L.E.  (Biblical  Institute 


for  Bible  Lay  Evangelism),  an 
organization  dedicated  to  per-  ^^ 
sonal  Bible  study.  V 

After  the  Sabbath  sermon, 
he  will  begin  a  seminar  that  will 
cover  three  areas:  1.  Bible 
marking  methods;  2.  How  to 
meet  opposition;  3.  How  to  ap- 
peal for  decisions.  The  meetings 
are  scheduled  as  follows: 

November  17,  3-5  p.m.  Sat. 

November  18,  7-9  p.m.  Sun. 

November  19,  7-9  p.m.  Mon. 

November  20,  7-9  p.m.  Tues. 

All  are  welcome  to  attend. 


Don't  GOBBLE  up  your  money  wit 
nothing  to  show  for  it  -  SAVE 

COLLEGEDAEE  CREDIT  UNION 
where  money  earns  you  money. 


College  Plaza 
396-2101 


8  a.m. -2  p.m.  Mon.-Fri. 

6  p.m. -7  p.m.  Mon.  &  Thurs. 


ON  THE  WAY  TO  TEN  MILLION.  SC  President  John  Wagner,  left,  shares  with  SA  President  J.T.  Shim  the  progress 
already  made  toward  the  goal  ol  $10  million  to  endow  scholarships  for  hundreds  of  Southern  College  students.  Behind 
the  symbolic  check  are,  from  left,  Sanford  Ulmer,  who  had  the  vision  to  suggest  the  ambitious  undertaking;  Dr.  Jack 
McCiarty,  executive  director  of  the  Endowment  Fund  Committee;  J,  Wm.  Hcnson  III,  Endowment  Fund  Committee 
chairman;  and  William  H.  Taylor,  Century  II  campaign  director.  (Photo  by  Pete  Prinsj 


GARFIELD® 


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Classifieds 

2552  HOT  LINE:  Sports!  SA 
Activities!  Chapel  Programs! 
Who's  playing  each  evening? 
What's  going  on  for  chapel? 
What's  happening  Sabbath 
afternoon  and  Saturday  night? 
Be  informed  by  dialing  2552, 
and  remember  that  for  all  you 
do,  this  line's  for  you. 

On  November  17  and  18, 1984, 
the  Watauga  Valley  Art  League 
and  Johnson  City's  Freedom 
Hall  are  having  their  first  An- 
nual Fine  Arts  Exhibition.  It  is 
sponsored  by  Watauga  Valley 
Art  League  Incorporated.  Ail 
artists  are  invited  to  exhibit 
their  two  dimensional  pain- 
tings. For  more  information, 
write  Watauga  Valley  Art 
League,  P.O.  Box  2177, 
Johnson  City,  TN  37601. 

Chapel  on  November  27  will  be 
presented  by  Marlene  Boskind 
White,  Ph.D.,  at  10:30  a.m. 
She  will  speak  on  bulimarexia 
which  she  calls  the  binge/purge 
cycle.  Individuals  who  suffer 
from  bulimarexia  alternately 
gorge  themselves  with  food  and 
then  empty  themselves  by 
fasting,  vomiting,  or  selfinduc- 
ed  diarrhea.  She  will  begin  by 
telling  how  it  was  uncovered  at 
Cornell  University  where  she  is 
employed  and  will  outline  what 
she  has  learned  about  the  peo- 
ple who  practice  it.  She  will  also 
discuss  the  psychological, 
social,  and  cultural  pressures 
which  encourage  it  as  well  as  its 
treatment.  Dr.  White  has  writ- 
ten many  articles  and  publish- 
ed a  book  entitled  "Bulimarex- 
ia: The  Binge/Purge  Cycle," 
which  is  available  in  our 
library. 

Are  You  Ready  For  Your  An- 
nual Financial  Frustration?  As 
the  holiday  season  is  upon  us, 
we  need  to  prevent  financial 
overload  on  our  family 
budgets.  Consumer  credit 
counseling--a  free  service  of 
Family  and  Children's  Services 
(a  United  Way  Agency),  can 
help  you  with  family  budgeting 
and  wise  consumer  spending. 
Call  755-2860.  Don't  wait  un- 
til it's  too  late:  Call  755-2860. 
Today! 


The  Chattanooga  Symphony 
and  Opera  Association  invites 
you  to  meet  Shirley  Jones, 
known  for  her  role  in  the  TV 
series  The  Partridge  Family,  in 
a  press  conference  on  Thurs- 
day, November  15,  19841  It  will 
be  held  at  1 1 :00  a.m.  at  the  of- 
fices of  Chattanooga  Venture, 
816  Georgia  Avenue,  next  to 
^h)  Yesterday's.  Ms.  Jones  is  in 
^  Chattanooga  to  perform  with 
the  Chattanooga  Symphony, 
Saturday,  November  17,  1984 
at  the  Tivoli  Theater  at  8:00  p.m. 

Color  "Boston"  poster  on  sale 
for  best  offer.  Size  56  inches  x 
56  inches.  Guitar  Spaceship-city 
gliding  through  a  green  valley 
surrounded  by  walls  of  crystal 


Foresight 


Attention  Takoma  Academy 
Alumni:  The  Alumni  Associa- 
tion of  Takoma  Academy  is  at- 
tempting to  update  its  mailing 
list  for  future  correspondence. 
We  would  appreciate  all  alum- 
ni sending  in  their  current  ad- 
dress, phone  number  and  date 
of  graduation  so  that  we  can 
furnish  information  regarding 
Alumni  Homecoming  1985, 
April  19-20.  Alumni  Associa- 
tion Takoma  Academy,  8120 
Carroll  Avenue,  Takoma  Park, 
MD  20912. 

Dallas  Holm  &  Praise 

Dallas  Holm  will  be  performing 
a  concert  at  the  Memorial 
Auditorium  Friday,  Nov.  16. 
The  concert  is  free  to  all.  Doors 
open  at  6:30;  concert  begins  at 
7:30. 


Friday 
Saturday 

Sunday 
Monday 


November  16 
November  17 

November  18 
November  19 


Vespers:  Don  Keele,  Jr. 

Church:  Gordon  Bietz 

8:00  p.m.:  SC  Orchestra 

6:30  p.m.:  Faculty  /Senior  Banquet 

"That  Delicate  Balance" 


The  Statler  Brothers 

The  Statler  Brothers  will  con- 
clude their  1984  American  tour 
with  a  performance  in  the  UTC 
arena  on  Sunday,  December  2, 
at  3:00  p.m.  This  appearance 
will  mark  the  end  of  a  season 
which  has  taken  the  Statlers  to 
the  MGM  Grand  Hotel  in  Las 
Vegas,  the  opening  game  of  the 
Atlanta  Braves,  and  the 
Southern  Governors'  Con- 
ference in  Williamsburg. 
Tickets  for  the  performance  are 
on  sale  at  the  UTC  Arena  Box 
Office  and  all  Chatta-tik  outlets 
for  $9.50  and  $10.50.  All  seats 
are  reserved,  and  tickets  may  be 
charged  by  calling  266-6627. 


BAPTIZED?  If  you  would  like 
to  give  your  heart  to  Jesus  and 
join  the  fellowship  of  His  rem- 
nant church,  please  leave  a  note 
in  the  Student  Center's  village 
students'  box  15.  Please  accept 
this  opportunity  to  engage  in  an 
individual  confidential  Bible 
study  that  will  bring  you  an 
understanding  and  hope  of 
salvation. 


Gymnastics  Clinic 
A  Success 

Slew  Martin  &  Jerry  Russell 
Once  again  this  year  our 
campus  was  invaded  by  acad- 
emy gymnasts  from  throughout 
the  Southern  Union,  Virginia 
and  Pennsylvania  for  the  bi- 
annual gymnastics  clinic  and 
show.  A  total  of  19  schools  and 
325  gymnasts  participated  in 
the  4-day  workshop.  Coach 
Ted  Evans  was  especially  pleas- 
ed with  this  years  clinic  because 
six  new  teams  were  present,  and 
he  said  that  he  felt  that  they 
added  alot  to  this  year's  show. 
The  master  clinician  was 
Steve  Elliot  from  Lincoln, 
Nebraska  who  is  world  renown- 
ed in  acro-sports.  He  won  the 
gold  medal  in  this  event  in  1980 
and  was  the  first  American  ever 
to  do  so.  The  other  clinicians 
were  Keith  Carter  and  Blue 
Holm.    . 

Coach  Evans  speculated  that 
there  were  nearly  2000  spec- 
tators on  hand.  He  feels  that  in- 
terest in  acro-sports  is  on  the 
rise  and  is  excited  about  next 
years  Freshmen  talent.  "On  the 
average  two  out  of  three  teams 
present  were  larger  than  ever 
before",  he  said,  "and  it  seems 
the  academy  coaches  are  ex- 
cited about  there  programs.  We 
look  forward  to  a  strong  gym- 
nastics team  next  year." 


A  way  From  Campus 


Jack  Wood 

Satellite  Operation 

Astronaut  Joe  Allen  took  hold  of  a  satellite  in  history's  first 
space  salvage  Monday.  Allen  held  the  satellite  by  himself  for  more 
than  90  minutes  as  Dale  Gardner  attached  a  locking  frame  on  the 
can-shaped  craft.  Earlier  Allen  had  flown  out  ot  the  satellite  us. 
ing  a  rocket-powered  backpack.  He  had  attached  a  4-foot  pole- 
like device  called  a  "stinger"  into  one  end  of  the  satellite.  Astroaut 
Anna  Fisher,  using  the  robot  arm  of  the  space  shuttle,  snared  a  J 
handle  on  the  stinger  and  moved  the  satellite  and  Allen  into  the  | 
cargo  bay. 

Kidnap  Victim  Found 

Law  enforcement  officers  from  two  counties  joined  state 
troopers  last  Monday  in  a  hunt  for  a  man  who  is  believed  to  havt 
kidnapped  a  Georgia  woman  after  killing  her  husband  early  Sun- 
day. The  woman,  Victoria  C.  Holbert,  32,  of  Augusta,  Georgia, 
fled  from  her  abductor's  car  early  Monday  at  an  Interstate  40 1 
truck  stop  west  of  Jackson,  Tennessee.  A  state  trooper  spotted 
the  car  in  Hardeman  County  several  hours  later  and  began  a  chase, 
The  man  wrecked  his  car  and  ran  into  some  nearby  woods. 

Execution  Postponed 

Louisiana's  governor  granted  a  stay  of  execution  to  Robert  Lee  I 
Willie  on  Monday,  a  day  before  he  was  to  die,  but  said  he  thinks  3 
the  convicted  murderer  will  eventually  go  to  the  state's  electric! 
chair.  "I  do  not  believe  any  good  will  come  of  this,"  Gov.  Ed-i 
win  Edwards  said  of  his  order  giving  Willie's  lawyers  up  to  10 J 
days  to  ask  the  state's  Pardon  Board  to  change  his  sentence  from  \ 
death  to  life  in  prison.  Willie  was  scheduled  to  die  for  the  H 
1980  rape-murder  of  18-year-old  Faith  Hathaway. 


Thanksgiving 

Film  Developing  Specials 
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Haynes  Discount 
Pharmacy 

Your  One  Stop  Discount  Pharmacy 

Ken  Haynes,  Pharmacist 

John  S.  Haynes,  Owner-Manager 


We  carry  a  full  line  of  Russell 
Stover  Candies,  Greeting  Cards, 
Name  Brand  Colognes  and  Per- 
fumes and  Cosmetics,  gift  items, 
and  Russ  and  Applause  line  stuffed 
animals. 


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Collegedale,  TN 

396-  2199  if  emergency  call  396  -  2214 


the  campus  shop 

Coupon  good  thru 
November  30,  1984 


I  Southern  /Iccent 


olume  40,  Number  12 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


December  6,  1984 


Brock  Hall  Dedicated 

U.S.  Trade  Rep  Speaks 


Brent  Van  Arsdell 

On  Thursday,  November  29, 
Southern  College  honored 
businessman  and  patron 
Richard  A.  Brock  by  naming  a 
new  2.3  million  dollar 
classroom  and  office  building 
the  "Richard  Brock  Hall." 
Jack  McClarty,  Vice  President 
of  Development  at  Southern 
College,  said  that  Brock's  par- 
ticipation in  the  Project  80 
Campaign  as  a  contributor  and 
a  fund  raiser  made  the  project 
a  success  and  insured  the  con- 
struction of  Brock  Hall. 
Richard  Brock  stated  that  nam- 
ing a  building  in  his  honor  came 
as  a  surprise,  but  said  he  was 
glad  to  be  able  to  help  an  in- 
stitution such  as  Southern  Col- 
lege. Mr.  Brock  said,  "I  have 
friend  who  said  if  he  had  two 
people  apply  for  the  same  job, 
he  would  prefer  the  one  that 
:  from  Southern  College 
because  of  their  work  ethic  and 
the  way  they  always  try  to  do 
their  best."  Brock  took  the  op- 
portunity to  do  a  little  pro- 
moting of  Southern  College's 
endowment  fund  drive.  "Until 
n  adequate  endowment  is  pro- 
ided  for  this  school,  Southern 
College  will  remain  in  jeopar- 
dy," he  said.  "A  10  million 


dollar  endowment  program  is  a 
necessary  thing  and  it  must 
come  from  somewhere." 

In  a  tribute  speech  to  Richard 
Brock,  Jack  McClarty  said, 
"Southern  College  has  a  legacy 
of  people  who  set  out  to  serve 
and  only  coincidentally  ended 
up  with  a  building  named  after 
them." 

The  dedication  address  was 
presented  by  a  nephew  of 
Richard  Brock,  currently  the 
United  States  Trade  Represen- 
tative, former  U.S.  Con- 
gressman and  Senator,  the 
Honorable  Bill  Brock.  Bill 
Brock,  a  member  of  the 
cabinet,  was  appointed  by 
President  Reagan  in  January  of 
1981  and  confirmed  by  the 
Senate.  Bill  Brock  is  the  Presi- 
dent's chief  trade  advisor  and 
international  trade  negotiator. 
He  spoke  about  the  need  to 
teach  values  and  ethics  along 
with  basic  academics.  "I  am 
awed  at  the  ethical  challenges 
that  face  my  children.  I  watch 
the  news  and  1  see  a  man  with 
an  artificial  heart."  Bill  Brock 
said  he  hoped  that  ethics  will 
continue  to  be  taught  at  South- 
ern College. 
,  The    program    began    in 


Ackerman  Auditorium  in  the 
music  building  with  the 
Southern  College  Band  playing 
some  Christmas  songs.  Dr. 
Wagner  recognized  the  impor- 
tant guests  and  was  the  master 
of  ceremonies. 

Brock  Hall  was  officially 
opened  with  a  ribbon  cutting  in 
which  Richard  Brock  and  O.D. 
McKee  ceremonially  opened  the 
building.  Mr.  Richard  Reiner, 
vice  president  of  Finance  at 
Southern  College,  said  that  the 
building  was  constructed  at  a 
reduced  cost  because  much  of 
the  work  was  done  by  college 
employed   work    crews.    The 


hand  for  the  ribbon  cutting 
with  Dr.  McClarty  praising  the 
crew  and  commending  the 
worker  who  hung  the  doors. 

The  ceremony  concluded 
with  a  guided  tour  of  the 
building  by  Mr.  Reiner. 

Most  of  the  building  is  in  use, 
but  the  ground  floor,  which  will 
house  WSMC-FM,  is  still  under 
construction.  The  building  is  a 
47,000  square  foot,  brick  and 
glass  structure  designed  by 
Klaus  Nentwig.  The  ground 
floor  is  scheduled  to  be  oc- 
cupied in  February  of  1985. 


SM  Brings  Home  Five  Korean  Orphans 


1/acAr  Wood 

I  "A  bringer  of  happiness"  can 
I  be  the  words  that  best  describe 
■the  job  Mark  Cox  found 
I  himself  engaged  in  on 
|  November  12.  Last  year  Mark 
a  theology  major  at  Southern 
College,  found  that  he  would 
be  able  to  spend  a  year  in  Korea 
as  a  teacher.  Loving  to  travel 
and  loving  kids  Mark  believed 
this  opportunity  to  be  like  a 
dream  come  true. 

Preparing  for  the  trip  was  no 
problem.  But  like  most  trips  it 
is  very  difficult  to  have 
everything  go  as  planned,  and 
Mark  found  after  stopping  in 
Los  Angles  he  had  been  given 
the  wrong  type  of  visa.  Having 
needed  to  receive  a  worker's 
visa  allowing  him  to  stay  in 
Korea  for  6  months  before 
renewal,  he  had  been  given  a 
visitor's  visa  only  allowing  him 
to  stay  90  days.  Arranging  to 
have  things  taken  care  of  later, 
he  arrived  in  Korea  August  21 . 
While  (eachine,  Mark  was  in- 
formed l  at  he  wo  u  id  be  flown 
to  Japan  at  the  end  of  his  90 


days  for  a  week  while  his  new 
visa  was  transferred  over.  More 
complications  arose  and  his 
scheduled  week  in  Japan  grew 
anywhere  from  6  weeks  to  2 
months.  The  idea  of  spending 
that  much  time  in  Japan  having 
very  little  to  do  did  not  thrill 
Mark  and  he  searched  for  a 
new  idea.  The  suggestion  of  an 
orphan  flight  (escorting  Korean 
orphans  to  the  United  States) 
was  brought  up  to  his  attention 
and  finding  it  to  his  liking,  took 
it.  After  filling  out  forms,  at- 
tending briefs  and  praying, 
Mark  was  accepted  for  the  job. 
He  was  given  a  seat  on  a  flight 
leaving  for  Memphis  November 
12,  just  5  days  before  his 
deadline  to  leave. 

Mark  went  to  the  Holt 
Children  Service  on  the  9th  of 
November  to  make  sure 
everything  was  going  to  work 
out  and  found  to  his  amaze- 
ment he  would  be  escorting  five 
Korean  babies:  three  boys  and 
two  girls,  one  of  which  were 
over  five-months  old.  He  also 


was  introduced  to  his  co-escort 
Mrs.  Choi  (Chay).  Although 
she  spoke  very  little  English, 
they  found  it  easy  to  get  along. 

On  the  12th  they  were  driven 
by  van  to  the  airport  where 
Customs  and  Security  made 
sure  everything  was  in  order. 
Then  Mark  and  Mrs.  Choi  were 
on  their  own. 

The  flight  wsa  all  but  relax- 
ing for  the  two  escorts.  Chang- 
ing and  feeding  seemed  to  be 
the  main  events.  Upon  being 
well  into  the  flight  Mark 
discovered  the  plane  also  was 
occupied  by  forty-eight  women 
from  Long  Beach,  California, 
who  had  just  spent  time  in 
Korea  and  to  his  relief  loved 
babies.  The  women  made  the 
trip  a  little  easier. 

Landing  in  L.A.  and  depar- 
ting with  one  of  the  infants  was 
a  relief  as  well  as  a  reward  for 
him,  but  the  pressure  was  still 
there.  He  was  only  half  way 
home  now  and  Mrs.  Choi  was 
also  leaving.  Mrs.  Anthony,  a 


Southern  College  Professor 
Lectures  in  China,  Hawaii 


Dr.  Ray  Heffelin,  currently 
on  sabbatical,  has  been  invited 
to  the  People's  Republic  of 
China  from  December  3  to  16 
to  confer  with  scientists  in- 
terested in  the  same  field  of 
molecular  research.  On  Decem- 
ber 21 ,  he  will  report  at  the  In- 
ternational Conference  of 
Pacific  Basin  Chemical  Socie- 
ties in  Honolulu.  Two  Southern 
College  students,  Ken  Priddy 
and  Erin  Sutton,  are  co-authors 
of  the  Hawaii  report. 

Lectures  have  been  schedul- 
ed at  Fu-Dan  University  in 
Shanghai,  at  the  University  of 
Science  and  Technology  in 
Hofei,  and  at  the  University  of 
Science  and  Technology  in  Beij- 
ing (Peking).  The  largest  por- 
tion of  the  time  in  the  PRC  has 
been  scheduled  for  intensive 
conferences  with  two  scientists 
at  Hofei.  The  two  men  have 
been  studying  the  same  area  as 
have  Dr.   Hefferlin  and  his 


Southern  College  students  for 
about  the  same  length  of  time. 
Contact  was  established  in 
March  of  1984.  This  opportuni- 
ty to  collaborate  has  been  pro- 
vided by  the  Southern  College 
Alumni  Association  by  means 
of  a  grant  made  to  Dr.  Hef- 
ferlin recently. 

The  research  area  consists  of 
the  construction  of  periodic 
systems  of  molecules.  It  is 
known  among  scientists  as 
"pure"  research,  meaning  that 
it  has  no  immediate  application 
other  than  contributing  to  our  d 
understanding  of  the  basic  plan 
of  the  universe.  These  periodic 
systems  are  based  on  experi- 
mental data  which  other  scien- 
tists measure  and  on  complex 
mathematical  theory.  They 
serve  the  same  purposes  as  does 
the  familiar  chart  of  the 
elements:  they  provide  a  visual 
and  mathematical  way  of  fin- 


Editorial 

A  Little  Good  News 

"  As  I  sit  at  my  desk  writing  this  editorial  a  newspaper  lays  within 
arms'  reach,  proclaiming  bad  news  as  a  headline  and  more  of  the 
same  within  its  pages.  The  top  story  is  the  gas  leak  in  India  which 
has  killed  more  than  1 ,000  people  and  injured  20,000  others.  The 
article  below  that  one  has  to  do  with  a  hijacking  and  the  holding 
of  hostages  in  Iran,  The  one  below  the  Iranian  story  deals  with 
a  drug  case.  There  are  other  articles  on  this  newspaper's  front 
page,  painting  a  grim  scene  about  the  world  around  us.  The 
editors,  though,  were  considerate  and  put  two  color  pictures,  each 
dealing  with  a  Christmas  story,  on  the  same  page. 

Anne  Murray,  the  country  music  singer,  had  a  hit  last  year  call- 
ed A  Little  Good  News  .  The  song  is  about  her  wishes  to  hear 
some  good  news  for  a  change  rather  than  the  usual  bad,  good 
news  such  as  ".  .  .  and  everybody  loved  everybody  everybody 
in  the  good  ol'  U.  S.  A."  Her  wishes  are  idealistic—but  I  believe 
that  more  good  news  than  bad  news  is  possible. 

This  year  as  editor  of  the  Southern  Accent,  I  have  attempted 
to  spread  a  little  good  news.  I  made  it  my  duty  to  look  for  the 
positive  aspects  of  this  school  that  you  were  not  aware  of.  I 
searched  for  general  information  not  related  to  this  school  that 
was  light  in  nature.  If  the  bad  news  was  important  enough  for 
everyone  to  know,  however,  then  I  printed  it.  But  there  hasn't 
been  much  of  it  anyway.  Last  year  my  campaign  motto  was  "For 
a  Paper  You  Can  Be  Proud  Of.  .  ."  Then  the  first  editorial  for 
the  Accent  was  also  about  being  proud,  but  being  proud  for  many 
aspects  of  the  school.  Most  of  the  news  about  Southern  College 
that  we  have  brought  to  you  has  been  about  something  you  can 
be  proud  of,  and  that  is  good  news. 

In  this  our  last  issue  of  1984,  we  bring  you  more  articles  about 
Southern  College  and  its  students.  If  this  issue  should  help  you 
remember  something  about  this  school  year,  let  it  be  that  the  first 
half  of  1 984-85  had  more  positive  aspects  about  it  than  negative. 
The  good  sometimes  just  takes  a  little  longer  to  find.  And  this 
fact  can  be  a  commentary  about  the  world  in  general.  It  isn't  as 
grim  all  the  time  as  the  papers  make  it  out  to  be.  The  outlook 
on  the  world  just  depends  on  one's  view  of  it. 


Letters.  .  . 

PARENTS  APPRECIATE  SUPPORT 

Dear  Faculty  and  Students  of 
Southern  College: 

We  are  still  searching  for  the 
words  to  express  our  profound 
thanks  to  you  all  for  every  ex- 
pression of  sympathy.  Your 
cards  and  letters  bring  us  so 
much  comfort,  and  please 
know  that  every  one  will  be  sav- 
ed and  read  again  and  again. 
For  you  that  made  the  long  trip 
here  for  Scott's  funeral,  we  are 
so  grateful. 

Each  of  us  that  knew  Scott 
feels  a  "special"  memory  for  a 
"special"  person  that  we  had  to 
say  goodbye  to  in  October. 

The  many  letters  and  cards 
have  added  another  memory  to 
keep  with  us  throughout  our 
lives.  The  constant  theme  that 
"Scott  mattered"  in  your  lives 
will  constantly  keep  his 
memory  alive  in  our  lives. 

We  feel  honored  to  have  so 
many  of  you  reflect  so  positive- 
ly on  your  association  with 
Scott.  It  is  a  living  memorial  to 
his  way  of  life  and  message  he 
carried  each  day.  As  many  of 
you  said,  "Scott  lived  life  to  the 
fullest",  always  with  a  smile, 
but  as  importantly,  he  shared 


that  philosophy  with  everyone 
he  could.  He  had  the  strength 
of  character  to  influence  others 
and  we  can  use  those  ex- 
periences to  be  better  people  in 
our  day-to-day  living. 

We  want  you  all  to  know 
how  much  Scott  loved  Southern 
College.  We  realize  how  many 
wonderful  friends  he  had  there, 
and  we  thank  you  for  your 
friendship.  He  spoke  often  this 
year  that  though  he  missed 
home,  he  was  still  happy  there 
and  having  a  good  year. 

Scott  was  a  wonderful  son 
and  brother.  He  brought  us  so 
much  joy  and  happiness  and  we 
are  so  proud  of  him.  It  has  been 
said  that: 

Some  people  come  into  our 
lives  and  quickly  go. 
Some  stay  for  awhile  and  leave 
footprints  on  our  hearts, 
And  we  are  never,  ever  the 

We  look  forward  with  bless- 
ed hope  to  that  great  Resurrec- 
tion morning  when  once  again 
our  family  can  be  complete. 

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Korean  Orphans.  . 

Holt  Service  worker,  accom-i 
panied  Mark  to  Memphis.  This 
flight  was  not  as  easy  i 
previous  one  with  the  forty- 
eight  women  wanting  to  help 
out,  and  they  found  themselve 
going  non-stop  the  whole  trip, 
trying  to  care  for  the  orphar 

Upon  arriving  in  Memphis 
Mark  had  spent  twenty  hours 
with  the  babies  and  found 
himself  too  excited  now 
to  sleep.  TV  5  was  at  the  airport 
to  film  the  parents  with  their 
children  along  with  Mark  a 
Mrs.  Anthony,  Mark  informed 
his  co-escort  he  was  nol 
ready  to  be  filmed  after  M 
hours  of  being  "slobbered." 
"Watching  the  parents  receive 
those  babies  made  the  trip  very 
rewarding,"  Mark  said.  "It  has 
been  like  a  dream  come  true  or 
like  a  good  movie." 

Mark  will  return  to  Korea  in 
February.  He  credits  all  of  his 
experience  to  God  and  feels 
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Reflections 


Christians  Are  Just  Forgiven 


Melvin  Campbell 

I  have  little  or  no  use  for 
messages  on  bumpers  or  tee 
shirts!  I  would  like  to  give 
messages  to  the  world  either  of 
my  religious  faith  or  politics  in 
more  subtle  manner.  Now 
mind  you,  I  do  not  fault  one's 
belief  system,  but  1,  in  general, 
do  not  care  for  it  to  be  written 
e  shirts  or  bumper  stickers 
for  me  to  read.  Yet  once  in  a 
while  there  comes  along  a 
thought  glued  to  a  bumper  that 

;  lots  of  value.  For  me  that 

:e  in  a  while  has  been  once 
n  my  lifetime-which  by  the 
way  encompasses  the  entire 
listory  of  bumper  stickers. 

The  message  was  simple, 
written  in  blue,  glued  to  the 
left-hand  side  of  the  rear 
bumper— "Christians  are  not 
perfect;  they  are  just  forgiven." 
When  I  read  that  on  a  bumper 
iticker  of  the  car  ahead  I  almost 
lonked  without  having  been 
o  do  so.  Whoever  thought 
)f  that  short  phrase  must  have 

in  a  theologian,  although  I 
sure  that  the  originator 

uld  immediately  give  both  a 

tten  and  oral  disclaimer  to 
such  a  title. 

Allow  me  to  digress  for  a 
moment.  Being  a  theologian,  or 


I  should  say  admitting  to  being 
one,  can  be  very  hazardous  to 
one's  well  being.  In  fact, 
theologians  are  an  endangered 
species  at  the  present  time  in 
conservative  religious  com- 
munities. By  theologians  I  refer 
to  those  who  have  formal  train- 
ing in  ways  to  think  about  God. 


the 


of 


theologians  as  well,  but  we  just 
don't  like  to  admit  to  such  a  ti- 
tle. Yet  we  all  theologize  all  the 
time,  usually  functionally  but 
seldom  formally. 

I  side  track  easily—let  me  get 
back  to  the  message--"Chris- 
tians  are  not  perfect;  they  are 
just  forgiven  "-which  I  think  is 
a  very  profound  theological 
concept. 

Indeed  this  may  be  the  very 
thing  that  sets  off  Christians 
from  non-Christians- 

forgiveness.  We  all  know,  at 
least  I  have  a  pretty  good  idea, 
that  Christians  are  not  perfect. 
Unfortunately,  all  Christians 
are  not  forgiven  either,  which 
I  suppose,  makes  them  Chris- 
tians in  name  only.  Indeed  if 
you  are  in  Christ  you  are  a  new 
creature  and  to  me  that  involves 
being  forgiven. 

I  think  that  we  are  afraid  of 


forgiveness!  I  really  do.  There 
is  always  the  notion  that  if 
forgiveness  is  too  easy  then  one 
will  go  out  and  sin  again  and 
again  only  to  be  forgiven  again 
and  again.  Will  repeated  sins  be 
forgiven  again  and  again?  I  will 
allow  the  Scriptures  to  speak 
for  themselves  on  that  point. 
The  Scriptures  certainly  do  not 
condone  a  sinful  life,  but  they 
do  give  the  assurance  that  sins 
will  be  forgiven  and  that  is  that! 
To  think  that  forgiveness  comes 
cheaply  is  not  to  understand  the 
forgiveness  of  God  and  the  en- 
tire plan  of  salvation  including 
the  death  of  Jesus.  To  obtain 
forgiveness  is  such  a  simple 
thing  to  do  or  rather  to  attain 
from  God.  Yet  we  at  times  por- 
tray God  as  saying  "I  forgive 
you  but. .  ."  I  think  that  Jesus' 
dealing  with  Mary  is  a  model  of 
forgiveness  for  us.  Christ  told 
Mary  that  her  sins  were 
forgiven— it  was  an  uncondi- 
tional statement.  He  also  told 
her  to  go  and  sin  no  more,  but 
that  exhortation  for  the  future 
had  nothing  to  do  with  the 
forgiveness  of  her  past  sins. 
Nor  may  have  it  erased  the 
social,  physical,  and  emotional 
consequences  of  her  sins.  But 


never  mind,  she  was  sinless 
before  God.  And  that  was  good 
news  for  Mary. 

I  mentioned  before  that  we 
are  afraid  of  being  forgiven.  I 
am  not  quite  sure  as  to  the 
reason.  But  it  may  be  tied  up 
with  the  idea  that  once 
forgiveness  has  taken  place  we 
are  free.  This  freedom  then 
means  that  we  can  go  about  sin- 
ning willy-nilly  and  always  ex- 
pect to  be  forgiven  again.  The 
idea  of  a  church  full  of  carnal 
Christians  frightened  those  of 
us  who  run  churches.  So  the 
"you  are  forgiven  but. . ."  doc- 
trine continues  in  our  thinking. 
Yet  it  is  this  very  mental 
freedom  of  having  sins  forgiven 
without  any  reservations  on  the 
part  of  God  of  deeds  on  our 
part  that  sets  the  Christian 
apart  in  this  world  and  the 

A  few  months  ago  I  was  driv- 
ing the  car  to  Chattanooga, 
contemplating  forgiveness 
when  the  concept  seemed  to 
come  home  in  full  force  that  I 
was  forgiven,  and  since  this  was 
the  case  I  was  free.  In  fact  I 
shouted  it  out  loud  right  there 
in  the  car  on  the  other  side  of 
Missionary  Ridge.  Here  is  what 


I  said:  "I'M  FREE,  I'M 
FREE!"  I  said  it  twice  with  the 
exclamation  mark.  No  matter 
what  other  people  thought  or 
surmised  or  speculated  or  voted 
or  gossiped,  I  was  free  and 
forgiven.  Or  rather  I  was 
forgiven  and  then  free. 

No,  I  have  not  gone  out  and 
purposely  left  a  trail  of  sins  to 
be  enjoyed  and  then  forgiven. 
But  I  have  been  thinking  a  lot 
more  about  the  life,  death,  and 
resurrection  of  Jesus  and  what 

forgiveness.  I  really  can't  quite 
figure  out  just  exactly  how  it  all 
works,  but  I  am  accepting  it 
and  enjoying  freedom. 

By  the  way,  if  you  find  any 
of  those  "Christians  are  not 
perfect;  they  are  just  forgiven" 
bumper  stickers,  I  would  like 
two  of  them.  One  for  the 
bumper  of  the  car  and  the  other 
for  the  inside  on  the  dash.  It  is 
one  thought  that  merits  oft- 
thinking. 

(Melvin  Campbell  is  a  Pro- 
fessor of  Education  at  Southern 
College    and    is    a  forgiven 


■  Boskind   White   Presents  Workshop  On    Bulimarexia 


I  Bulimarexia  was  the  subject 
I  of  a  one-day  workshop  held 
I  this  week  at  Southern  College 
I  of  Seventh-day  Adventists. 
I  Dr.  Marlene  Boskind  White, 
lof  Freeville,  New  York,  spoke 
■  Tuesday  (November  27)  to  both 
■students  and  guests  for  the 
■presentations  sponsored  by  the 
fctudent  Health  Service  in 
Cooperation  with  Student  Ser- 
vices.  Dr.   White  earned  her 


Ph.D.  in  counseling  at  Cornell 
University  in  1977. 

As  a  practicing 

psychotherapist,  Dr.  White  has 
been  involved  in  research  and 
treatment  of  eating  disorders 
for  more  than  seven  years.  She 
has  published  a  number  of  ar- 
ticles on  this  subject  as  well  as 
co-authoring  a  book,  Bulimar- 
exia: The  Binge/Purge  Cycle. 

Dr.  White  discussed  the  trend 


of  this  increasing  problem. 
"The  fact  that  95  percent  of  in- 
dividuals with  eating  disorders 
are  female  has  much  to  do  with 
the  relevant  cultural  and 
psychosocial  pressures  that  are 
put  on  young  women  today," 
she  said.  "Women  are  expected 
to  be  skinnier  and  to  be  able  to 
fit  into  the  style  of  clothing 
worn  today.  Only  a  small 
percentage  of  women  can  look 


like  the  models  without  being 
anorexic. 

Many  women  have  discover- 
ed purging  to  be  an  easy  way  to 
control  their  weight,  without 
realizing  the  adverse  effects  it 
plays  on  the  whole  body,  accor- 
ding to  Dr.  White.  She  outlin- 
ed three  levels  of  Bulimarexia. 
Most  women  personally  af- 
fected see  this  initially  as  just 
another      weight      control 


They  only  purge  on 
where  they  have 
overeaten  to  the  feeling  of 
discomfort. 

The  next  stage  is  more  severe. 
Food  becomes  their  central 
focus  in  life.  They  become  ir- 
responsible. Gorging 
themselves  and  then  purging 
becomes  an  everyday  thing 
when  they  realize  they  can  get 
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Haynes  Discount 
Pharmacy 

Your  One  Stop  Discount  Pharmacy 

Ken  Haynes,  Pharmacist: 

John  S.  Haynes,  Owneritfanager 


We  carry  a  full  line  of  Russell 
Stover  Candies,  Greeting  Cards, 
Name  Brand  Colognes  and  Per- 
fumes and  Cosmetics,  gift  items, 
and  Russ  and  Applause  line  stuffed 
animals. 


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New  York  City  Has  Everything! 

A  Student's  Experience  in  the  Big  Apple 


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La  Ronda  Curtis 

Art?  Me  take  Art?  I  don't 
know  anything  about  Art!  You 
say  we  get  to  go  to  Washington 
D.C.  and  New  York  City? 
Where  do  1  sign  up  for  this 
class? 

Until  Thanksgiving  vacation, 
1984,  1  had  been  exposed  to 
very  little  art.  I  do  remember 
being  dragged  through  a  Van 
Gogh  museum  in  Amsterdam 
once,  but  I  had  no  idea  who  he 
was.  No  I  don't  want  to  spend 
all  this  time  proving  to  you  that 
i  was  really  ignorant  on  this 
subject;  I  think  you  get  the 
point.  What  I  do  want  to  get 
across  to  you  is  that  I  am  not 
quite  as  ignorant  now  because 
I  took  "Art  Appreciation"  and 
found  that  art  can  be  in- 
teresting. Now  I  wish  that  I 
could  go  back  to  Amsterdam 
and  check  out  that  Van  Gogh 
museum  again! 

On  the  night  of  November 
18,  our  art  class  loaded  on  the 
bus.  We  all  said  goodby  to 
family  and  friends,  and  asked 
them  to  remember  us  during 
Thanksgiving  dinner.  Everyone 
on  the  bus  was  excited  and  the 
noise  level  was  quite  high  for 
the  first  fifty  miles,  then  the 
overhead  lights  gradually  fad- 
ed and  everyone  slept  or  rested 
uncomfortably.  1  managed  to 
sleep  pretty  well,  and  it  seemed 
like  no  time  had  passed  when 
we  were  in  Washington,  D.C. 


We  all  looked  pretty  charm- 
ing after  being  on  the  bus  all 
night,  so  we  showered  at 
Takoma  Park  Academy  and 
rushed  off  to  our  first  museum 
tour.  We  were  only  going  to  be 
in  Washington,  D.C,  for  six 
hours,  so  there  was  no  wasting 
time!  Since  we  were  scheduled 
for  two  museums,  the  Hirsh- 
horn  and  the  National  Gallery 
of  Art,  during  that  short  stay, 
we  really  got  a  good  taste  of 
what  we  would  experience  each 
day  on  the  trip.  The  other  days, 
however,  were  not  so  packed 
with  travels  and  museums.  We 
had  plenty  of  time  to  see 
anything  we  wanted  to  see  in 
New  York  City. 

As  we  visited  each  museum, 
I  began  to  recognize  some  of 
the  names  that  our  teacher,  Mr. 
Garren,  had  told  us  about.  It 
started  to  get  exciting,  because 
I  felt  like  I  was  learning 
something.  Now  Mr.  Garren, 
he  is  quite  the  professional  New 
York  City  Tourist.  The  art 
group  has  been  going  to  New 
York  for  fourteen  years,  and  he 
has  only  missed  two  of  those 
years.  Whenever  I  wasn't  sure 
what  to  do,  I  would  stick  with 
him,  because  he  was  always 
taking  groups  out  to  do 
something  interesting. 

One  of  the  things  that  1 
found  most  fascinating  in  New 
York  City  was  the  variety  of 


people.  If  one  would  stand  in 
Grand  Central  Station,  he 
would  see  just  about  every  type 
of  person  come  through  in  a 
matter  of  minutes.  A  lot  of  the 
New  Yorkers  were  very  friend- 
ly and  helpful  to  us  when  they 
saw  us  with  subway  map  spread 
out  (typical  tourist)  and  a  look 
of  confusion  on  our  faces.  In 
fact,  once  they  got  to  talking  to 
us,  it  was  not  easy  to  break  off 
the  conversations. 

There  were  some  sights  that 
were  not  so  pleasant,  and  these 
were  the  looks  on  the  faces  of 
the  poor  people,  especially  the 
street  people.  Seeing  people  liv- 
ing in  those  conditions  made 
me  very  thankful  for  the  life 
that  I  have.  It  made  my  major 
problems  seem  like  nothing. 

Well,  we  did  see  a  lot  be- 
tween museums,  but  the 
museums  were  just  as  in- 
teresting as  the  rest.  If  I  had  to 
choose  my  favorite  museum,  I 
would  have  to  say  it  was  the 
Cloisters.  It  was  not  the  typical 
art  gallery.  The  building  is  not 
crowded  into  the  city  like  all  the 
others.  It  was  more  like  touring 
through  a  castle  than  a 
museum.  I  really  liked  the 
Metropolitan  Museum  of  Art, 
too.  It  had  an  enormous  selec- 
tion of  Near  Eastern  Art,  in- 
cluding the  temple  of  Dendur 
from  Egypt.  Then  there  was  the 
Frick  Collection.  This  collec- 


tion was  displayed  in  an  actual 
house  or  I  should  say  mansion. 
I  think  we  all  tried  to  imagine 
what  it  would  be  like  to  live  in 
this  house,  but  the  dreaming 
couldn't  last  long,  since  we 
needed  to  take  notes  on  the 
displayed  art.  It  really  is  dif- 
ficult to  say  that  just  one  place 
was  my  favorite. 

Our  evenings  were  not  spent 
sitting  around  the  YMCA,  our 
home  for  the  week.  Everyone 
found  things  to  do  that  in- 
terested their  individual  tastes. 
Some  went  to  basketball  or 
hockey  games,  some  to  ballets, 
some  to  Broadway  plays,  and 
some  enjoyed  a  brisk  walk 
around  Times  Square  or  the 
ride  to  the  top  of  the  World 
Trade  Center.  There  was 
enough  to  keep  us  very  tired  at 
night  when  we  sank  into  our 
beds. 

One  of  the  most  memorable 
things  I  did  in  New  York  City 
was  going  to  the  Macy's 
Thanksgiving  Day  Parade.  It 
sure  was  cold  out  there,  but  I'm 
glad  that  I  did  it  once  because 
I  doubt  I  will  ever  get  a  chance 
to  do  it  again. 

Thanks  to  the  hard  work  and 
experience  of  Mr.  Garren,  we 
were  all  informed  of  the  best 
places  to  go  in  our  free  time.  It 
was  impossible  for  one  person 
to  see  everyting,  but  we  manag- 
ed to  see  quite  a  bit.  We  even 


had  pizza  in  Little  Italy, 
shopped     the     streets 
Chinatown.    New   York  iM 
everything! 

Sabbath  morning  we  met  in  I 
St.  Bartholomew's  Church,  1th 
a  beautiful   old  church  that  I 
seemed  quite  appropriate  for  I 
art  students  to  worship  in.  The  I 
stained  glass  windows  and  the  I 
basic  architecture  were  an  ii 
spiration  to  us  as  our  Sabbai 
School    teacher,    Dr.   R0 
Springett,    pointed  out  their  I 
splendor.   We  had  a  special  I 
guest  who  lives  in  New  York  1 
City   tell   us   about  tb 
ministry  that  the  Seventh-daH 
Adventists  are  doing  in  the  ci- 1 
ty.  Overall  it  was  a  wonderful  I 
way  to  spend  our  last  morning 
in  the  Big  Apple. 

By  Saturday  night,  we  were 
ready  to  head  back  to  quiet 
Collegedale    Our  spirts  were 
beginning  to  me1  u\v     hile  we 
reflected  on  all  the  things  we 
had  done  and  seen  m  a  week's 
time  (not  to  mention  our  ex- 
haustion). It  was  a  worthwhile  j 
trip  for  me  because  I  received  ] 
school  credit;  I  sot  to  visit  a 
place  I'd  never  been  before;  1 
learned   about   different  cul-  { 
tures;  I  learned  about  different  | 
people;  and  I  know  much  more  I 
about  ART! 


Diana  Green  Honored  by  HSI 


Lori  Selby 

How  does  learning  to  read 
under  a  bed  sound?  Rather 
fun?  How  about  hiding  under 
that  bed  during  Arab-Israeli 
shelling?  Both  were  part  of 
Diana  Green's,  presently  a  nur- 
sing student  at  Southern  Col- 
lege, entry  into  formal  educa- 
tion. Actually,  "formal"  isn't 
really  an  accurate  description, 
From  first  grade  through  high 
school  Diana  has  studied  in 
Ethiopia,   Lebanon,   Cyprus, 
the  U.S.,  Austria,  Kenya.  The 
majority  of  her  schoolwork  and 
her  graduation  in  May  of  1983 
have  been  through  Home  Study 
International,  headquartered  in 
Takoma  Park,  Maryland.  Be- 
tween  wars   in   Jordan   and 
Lebanon,  and  evacuations  to 
Ethiopia  and  Cyprus,  Diana 
developed  part  of  her  unique 
outlook,  "Sure,  I  was  scared 
for  my  life.  But  it  turned  out  to 
be  a  blessing.  I  realized  my  ut- 
ter   helplessness.    When    you 
recognize  that  being  scared  does 
no  good,  you  depend  on  the 
^    Lord  in  a  very  real  way." 
™      Diana  completed  8th  grade 
and  part  of  9th  grade  in  Atlan- 
ta, then  headed  out  for  Kenya 
with  her  family.  There  she  tack- 
led    Algebra,     Literature, 


Geometry,  History,  and  typing 
all  by  herself.  Imagine  what  the 
postal  system  may  have  thought 
about  the  frogs  and  grasshop- 
pers she  had  to  dissect  for 
Biology! 

Diana  studied  at  a  German- 
speaking  school  in  Austria  for 
11th  grade,  then  finished  12th 
by  home  study.  Throughout  she 
made  straight  A's  except  for 
one  B  in  English  Literature. 

Diana  has  been  chosen  as 
Home  Study  International's 
Graduate  of  the  Year.  She  has 
also  been  recommended  for 
recognitions  as  Graduate  of  the 
Year  by  the  national  Home 
Study  Council,  an  association 
of  75  accredited  member 
schools  in  the  United  States. 
For  this  she  will  receive  an 
expense-paid  trip  to 
Washington,  D.C.  to  attend  a 
Congressional  reception  at  the 
Capitol. 

When  asked  how  she  felt 
about  receiving  the  award, 
Diana  said  at  first  she  felt 
shocked  and  underselling,  then 
excited.  Also  at  the  Capitol 
reception  will  be  Diana's 
parents,  her  senator,  and 
congressman. 


Professor. . . 

ding  which  small  molecules  a 
similar  to  which  others,  and  J 
they  provide  coordinates  need-  j 
ed  for  the  prediction  of 
numerical  values  of  properties. 
The  Chemical  Conference  re- 
port will  present  hundreds  of 
predicted  properties  of  two- J 
atom  molecules,  (for  example. 
how  far  apart  the  nuclei  are). 
Scores  of  these  predictions  have 
been  confirmed. 

Many  Southern  College  stu- 
dents  have  participated  in  the  , 
research  on  periodic  systems,  i 
Their  research  has  b^ 
published  worldwide.  Sc.entisM 
in  Canada  and  in  several  Eur£ 
pean  countries  have  also  maoc  , 
contributions. 


ATTENTION  SCHOLAR* 
Don't  throw  away  those  ^ 
papers  you  worked  ,oM* 
The  Writing  Committee       tb 
again  sponsoring  «s  0f 

Writing  contest.   »         ,he 
$75,S50,andJ25w,le^°fotl 

top  three  papers-   L       „„. 
more  information  on  the 

test  next  semester. 


'M90.5  Completes   Classic  Celebration 


Non-commercial,  fine  arts 
[radio  station  FM90.5  WSMC 
successfully  completed  its 
■Classic  Celebration.  The 
"celebration"  is  the  public 
station's  annual  on-air 
Ifund  drive  to  generate  financial 
fupport  from  its  listeners  for 
Bhe  coming  year. 

The  Celebration  concluded  at 
n.,  Tuesday,  (November 
1984),  exceeding  the 
fc30,000  financial  goal.  The 
inal  tally  of  listener  support 
*s  $35,177.  This  will  allow 
490.5  to  continue  broad- 
isting  the  public  radio  pro- 
ri-state  area  listeners 
me  to  expect. 
ral  manager  Olson 
erry  says,  "We  plan  to  enlarge 


our  classical  library  with  new 
subscriptions  to  the  Deutsche 
Grammaphon  and  Philips 
record  companies.  This  will 
help  reduce  the  nicked,  scratch- 
ed and  warped  records  in  our 
library." 

FM90.5  WSMC  is  funded  by 
four  sources:  Southern  College; 
its  licensee,  the  Corporation  for 


Public  Broadcasting;  program 
underwriters;  and  listener  sup- 
port. "It's  really  exciting-a 
special  thrill— to  place  a  great 
deal  of  trust  in  our  listeners  and 
volunteers  and  see  them  come 
through  beyond  what  we  ask- 
ed," Perry  says. 

Additional  support  from  the 
station's  listeners  is  accepted  at 
any  time  during  the  year.  In- 
creased listener  support  would 
help  FM90.5  improve  upon  the 
public  radio  outlet  for  the 
greater  Chattanooga  commun- 
ity. 

FM90.5  is  the  oldest  non- 
commercial radio  station  in 
Chattanooga-on  the  air  since 
1961 .  In  the  next  few  weeks,  the 
station  plans  to  move  into  new 
studios. 


Let  us  help  put  the 
HO  HO  in  your  holidays! 


Find  all  the  fun. 
beauty  and  thrills  of 
Christmas  right 
here,  with  love  from 
Hallmark.  Our 
unique,  fun  new  gift 
wraps  let  you  wrap 
everything  from 
cookies  to  cash  in  a 
way  that  will  delight 
on  sight. 


Set  the  mood  when  you  set  the  /irr777- 

table  with  our  festive  Christmas  V5*L 

partyware.  Choose  from  a  varietj 
of  styles  that  make  holiday  partit 
fun  and  easy. 


A  box  of  Hallmark  cards 
contains  a  message 
of  Christmas  warmth  for  you 
to  send  thoughtfully  to  your 
loved  ones  and  friends. 


As  a  gift,  or  as  an  addition 
to  your  own  collection  of 
memories,  this  beautiful 
ornament  conveys  the  true 
spirit  of  Christmas  with  the 
look  of  sparkling  crystal.  $6.00. 


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Away  From  Campus.  .  . 


Ex-cons  likely  to  be  cons  again 

The  Justice  Department  stated  Sunday  that  of  the  prisoners 
releasd  from  prison  more  than  a  quarter  of  them  return  to  prison 
within  2  years  and  nearly  a  third  are  back  within  3  years.  They 
received  these  figures  after  a  study  of  14  selected  states.  Infor- 
mation from  nine  of  these  states  showed  the  biggest  majority 
returned  during  the  second  half  of  the  first  year  of  release.  The 
Bureau  of  Justice  Statistics  stated  it  is  "Suggesting  the  need  for 
maximum  post  release  correctional  support"  during  that  period. 

Gambler  involved  with  drug  ring  and  prostitution 

William  Condon  Graham,  a  gambler  who  was  shot  to  death 
2  months  ago  by  his  ex-wife,  wsa  involved  in  more  than  gambl- 
ing. The  67-year-old  professional  gambler  was  also  invloved  in 
organized  prostitution  and  is  suspected  in  having  ties  to  a  drug 
ring  called  "The  Company."  At  the  time  of  his  death,  Graham 
was  under  a  Memphis  federal  indictment  on  charges  of  extortion 
and  arson  in  an  alleged  conspiracy  to  destroy  competing  vending 
machine  businesses  in  west  Tennessee.  His  criminal  record  span- 
ned about  20  years. 

Deficit  on  Top 

Treasury  Secretary  Donald  Regan  and  two  Republican  Senate 
leaders  agreed  Sunday  that  reducing  the  deficit,  including  cuts  in 
defense  spending,  must  take  precedene  over  tax-system  overhaul 
when  Congress  grapples  with  federal  finances  next  year.  Appear- 
ing on  This  Week  With  David  Brinktey  on  ABC-TV,  Regan  said 
"Deficit  reduction  is  by  far  the  most  serious  problem  facing  the 
administration",  and  the  Congress  Senator  Leader  Robert  Dole 
stated  on  NBC-TV's  Meet  the  Press,"We  don't  want  to  throw 
out  a  tax  bill  on  the  floor  until  we've  had  some,  action." 

Gas  Leak 

Poisonous  gas  spewed  from  an  underground  storage  tank  in 
central  India  early  Monday  morning.  The  result  of  the  gas  was 
approximately  300  deaths  by  the  afternoon  with  the  death  toll  ex- 
pected to  rise.  2000  Indians  were  hospitalized.  The  gas  is  said  to 
have  come  from  a  union  carbine  pestiside  plant. 

Teacher's  Strike 

Teachers  missed  class  in  Chicago  Monday  and  more  than 
430,000  students  had  the  day  off.  The  teachers  are  on  strike  for 
the  7th  time  in  15  years.  The  Union  and  the  board  are  to  have 
negotiated  late  Monday  afternoon. 


GARFIELD® 


Sports  Corner 
Hefty's\fe  Stocking 


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Steve  Martin 

For  those  of  you  who 
expecting  the  new  sport's  com- 
mentary, Hefty's  Bag,  there  has 
been  a  slight  change  in  plans 
due  to  the  holiday  season.  This 
week  we  look  at  the  Top  10 
Women  in  volleyball. 

But  before  that,  I  want  to 
answer  one  question  that  I  have 
been  asked  all  week  which  is, 
"Why  are  you  doing  your  com- 
mentary on  this  subject?" 
There  are  two  very  simple 
reasons  why.  First,  1  feel  that 
women  do  not  get  enough 
recognition  in  sports  at 
Southern  College.  Secondly,  to 
shoot  down  the  expanded  egos 
of    the 


off  my  chest,  here's  my  top  ten 
women  in  volleyball. 

1 .  Loretta  Messer 

2.  Robin  McClure 

3.  Darla  Jarrett 

4.  Melanie  Boyd 

5.  Raqual  Revis 

6.  Patty  Wycoff 

7.  Audrey  Gibson 

8.  Karen  Schwotzer 

9.  Pauline  James 
10.  Nancy  Holness 

In   ranking  these   top  ten 
women,  I  discovered  something 
very  interesting.  The  top  two, 
Messer  and  McClure,  played  on 
their  public  high  school  volley- 
ball team.  In  view  of  women's 
"wanna   be"    sports    status  in  sports,  in  some  of  our 
schools,  is  there  a  lesson  to  be 
)  say,  most  men  feel    learned  here?  The  rest  of  the 
Oman's  only  place  in    top  ten  women  and  many  I 
the  bleacher,  cheering    have  not  mentioned,  are  fine 
ictory,     athletes  and  this  sports  writer 
would  encourage  more  par- 
ticipation in  our  sports  pro- 
gram.   Remember   this   girls, 
there  is  one  sports  reporter  on 
your  side.  Let's  not  forget  this 
on  Reverse  Weekend,  January 
18  and  19. 


jocks. 

Sad 

that  a 

sports  i 

thus  furthering  the  "swelling  of 
one's  head."  This  is  junk.  I  feel 
that  there  are  many  fine  women 
athletes  here  and  are  every  bit 
as  important  to  our  sports  pro- 
gram as  the  men. 
O.K.,  now  that  I've  got  that 


Volleyball 
Tournament 


J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

Steve  Carlson's  team,  the  top 
seed  in  the  tournament,  emerg- 
ed victorious  in  SC's  3-man 
volleyball  special  on  Sunday. 
Carlson's  squad  of  himself, 
Alex  Lamourt,  and  Bob 
Folkenberg  enjoyed  success 
throughout  the  day  as  they 
went  undefeated. 

Carlson  began  the  day  with 
a  forfeit  victory  over  Reg  Rice's 
team,  then  defeated  Bryan 
Davis  trio  of  Davis,  Wayne 
Goffin,  and  Dave  Nottleson 
15-6  and  15-4. 

Carlson  then  went  on  to 
down  Rod  Hartle's  team  15-14 
and  15-11.  Hartle  then  dumped 
Tim  Tullock's  team  15-5, 13-15 
and  15-3  to  reach  the  finals  and 
a  rematch  with  Carlson. 

Hartle,  with  teammates  Fred 
Roscher  and  Lori  Roscher  were 
disapouited,  though,  as  Carlson 
earned  the  championship  by 
trouncing  Hartle  15-6  and  15-7. 
Hartle  was  the  number  2  seed 


Volleyball  Standings 
"A"  League 


SIGI  1984-85  is  Updated 


November,  1984 

Computerized  information 
on  thirteen  career  options  has 
been  added  to  the  1984  updated 
version  of  SIGI  (pronounced 
"Siggy")--the  System  of  In- 
teractive Guidance  and  Infor- 
mation. Available  on  campus  in 
the  [career  planning  office...] 
SIGI  is  a  career  decision- 
making and  information  system 
for  students  that  becomes  more 
valuable  each  year  because  of 
its  annual  updates. 

This  year  SIGI  has  added 
several  emerging  occupations 
such  as  INFORMATION  SCI- 
ENTIST, a  future-oriented  oc- 
cupation applying  computers  to 
the  knowledge  explosion; 
NURSE-MIDWIFE,  a  modern, 
specialized  offshoot  of  nursing, 
established  to  help  prospective 
mothers  and  their  families  have 
their  babies  by  the  latest, 
natural  methods;  NUCLEAR 
MEDICINE  TECHNOLO- 
GIST; ART  THERAPIST  and 
MUSIC  THERAPIST  (long- 
time career  interests  of  art  and 
I   music  students);  and  others. 

This  year  you  can  also  check 
out  three  medical  specialties 
new  to  SIG1-RADIOLOGIST, 
ANESTHESIOLOGIST  and 
PSYCHIATRIST.  These  oc- 
cupations are  in  increasing  de- 
mand and  are  among  the 
highest  paid  medical  specialties. 

This  year  you  can  investigate 
the  difficult  route  to  becoming 
a  FOREIGN  SERVICE  OF- 
FICER or  learn  how  to  use 
your  language  and  business 


skills  as  an  INTERNA- 
TIONAL TRADE  SPECIAL- 
IST-^ rapidly  growing  area  of 
activity  of  American  business. 
COMMERCIAL  CREDIT 
MANAGER,  HISTORIAN, 
and  PRINTING  CRAFT- 
SWORKER  round  out  the  list 
to  thirteen. 

You  can  also  find  out  what 
has  happened  to  the  high- 
deamed  occupations  of  a  year 
or  so  ago--COMPUTER  PRO- 
GRAMMER, PETROLEUM 
ENGINEER,  or  the  once  ultra- 
desirable  careers  of  LAWYER 
or  PHYSICIAN.  You  can 
check  for  increased  salaries,  or 
look  towards  the  future  supply 
and  demand.  Every  occupation 
has  been  checked  for  salary  and 
outlook  changes  since  a  year 
ago. 

These  important  additions 
and  those  added  last  year- 
ROBOTICS  TECHNICIAN, 
COMPUTER  ENGINEER, 
MARKETING/SALES  MAN- 
AGER, MEDICAL  OFFICE 
ASSISTANT,  PODIATRIST 
COMPUTER  REPAIR 

TECHNICIAN  and  others,  can 
give  you  a  range  of  up-to-date 
choices  not  available  in  any 
other  computerized  career 
guidance  system. 

It  is  worth  noting  that  all  the 
SIGI  occupations  have  been 
chosen  to  give  a  wide  represen- 
tation of  career  fields  of  interest 
to  college  students,  college- 
bound  students,  returning 
students,  and  to  those  who  have 


already  earned  a  degree.  They 
cover  over  300  possibilities- 
including  six  computer  occupa- 
tions; over  20  business  or  sales 
titles;  13  engineering  fields;  in- 
numerable allied  health 
specialities;  scientific  and 
technical  fields;  and  many  per- 
forming arts,  design,  and  jour- 
nalism options. 

In  addition,  the  SIGI  system 
teaches  a  career  decision- 
making method  that  you  can 
return  to  over  and  over  again. 
You  can  also  use  the  values- 
clarification  and  decision- 
making method  to  explore-on 
your  own-occupations  of 
special  interest  to  you. 

SIGI  gives  you  the  oppor- 
tunity to  compare  three  occupa- 
tions at  a  time,  so  that  the 
diferences  in  income  possibil- 
ities, outlook,  security,  educa- 
tion needed,  and  more  can  be 
readily  contrasted  side  by  side. 
In  fact,  you  can  ask  28  ques- 
tions for  any  occupation  and 
receive  detailed,  up-to-date 
answers  to  every  question.  You 
can  check  the  courses  and  pro- 
gram of  study  you  need  to  take 
and  then  decide  what  seems  to 
be  the  best  decision  for  you.  An 
advisor  is  available  to  discuss 
your  plans  with  you. 

If  you  have  never  used  SIGI , 
you  should  try  it.  If  you  have 
tried  it  before,  come  try  it 
again,  You  are  changing  and 
growing.  So  is  SIGI! 


Team 

Points 

Carlson 

14 

Hartle 

14 

Howe 

13 

Fowler 

4 

"B' 

East 

Team 

Points 

Drapiza 

18 

Jones 

12 

McKnight 

11 

Tetter 

3 

Buch 

3 

Kay 

1 

"B' 

West 

Team 

Points 

Mackey 

13 

Chin 

10 

Schreader 

10 

Kendall 

10 

O'Neal 

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Alert! 

J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

Soon  it  will  be  your  time  \„ 
take  center  stage.  Yes,  basul 
ball  season  is  just  around  I 
corner.  Sign  up  during  registrj 
tion  in  the  P.E.  center  Mo 
January  7,  1985. 

One  note  of  vital  inters,! 
concerning  basketball:  AH  p„.l 
ticipants  are  required,  that's  it  I 
quired,    to    buy    a    reversibj, 
red/white  tanktop.  The  reasoi 
for  this  is  simple.  If  you  art; 
very  athletic  person,  purchask 
various   jerseys    during  lhl 
course  of  the  year,  total  costs 
would  reach  $150.00  under  tin 
now  abandoned  system.  Nost 
Coach  Jaecks  has  installed  a 
new  plan;  the  one  shirt  multi- 
sport  mesh  tank-top  that  would 
cost  $20  and  could  be  cha 
to  your  account.  This  is  a; 
idea.  Coach  Jaecks  and  L 
pany  have  made  a  positive  tin, 
in  the  direction  of  an  even  bet- 
ter  intramural  program. 


'&K 


Men,  if  you're 

within  one  month  of 

your  18th  birthday. 

it's  time  to  register 

with  Selective  Service. 

It's  simple.  Just  go  down  to  your  local 

post  office,  fill  out  a  card  and  hand  it 

to  a  postal  clerk. 

No.  this  iS»not  a  draft.  No  one  has 

been  drafted  in  over  10  years.  You're 

just  adding  your  name  to  a  list  in  case 

there's  a  national  emergency.  So 

register  now. 

Register.  ^^^ 

It's  Quick.  It's  Easy.      |i§g 
And  it's  the  Law.  ^ 

Presented  as  a  Public  Service  Announcement 


!/3  off: 


•  Art.  Christmas  Trees 

•  Christmas  decorations 

•  Ornaments 

•  Garland 

•  Lites 


•  Tree  stands 

•  Planters 

•  Chemicals 

•  Shrubs 

•  Fertilizer 


Vi  off    All  plants  in  greenhouse 

Save! 

Save! 

Save! 

Collegedale  Nursery 
1  Industrial  Dr. 
Collegedale,  TN 

on  the  campus  of  Southern  College 

396-3102 


December  Is.  .  . 


Grundset 
H  'Otherwise  drab  buildings 
Riddenly  emblazoned  with 
gghts,  swaths  of  red  and  green, 
geometric  trees,  and  stylized 
packages;  homes  exuding 
s  odors  of  baking 
^B)okies,  cakes,  pies,  and  breads 
^Rome  braided  and  frosted  to 
Hw  heights  of  lusciousness); 

^BMusic  filling  the  air:  carol 
^figs,  cantatas,  oratorios 
^Buntless  renditions  of  The 
^mssiah),  candlelight  services 
^ffiich  inevitably  include  three 
^mle  boys  dressed  in  bathrobes 
Km  cardboard  crowns  march- 
^Rbravely  up  the  central  aisle 
WE  the  church  singing  lustily, 
^mfe  Three  Kings  of  Orient 
Are;'" 


H*At  SC:  the  mall  tree  lighted, 
^Bristmas  Band  Concert  with 
^R  "true"  Santa  and  his  elves, 
^Hted  candles  in  the  windows 
^■Wright  Hall,  term  papers 
^ffij  projects  all  due,  final  ex- 
aminations followed  by  the 
^Bcember  graduation,  the  end 
Hthe  first  . 


■  *Tree-lighting  ceremonies  in 
^fialls  and  shopping  centers, 
^Rristmas  trees  in  front  win- 
Bws  of  homes,  in  lobbies  of 
pranks,  in  hallways,  in  all  sorts 
B1  unexpected  places-even 
mspended  in  the  air;  mantles 
^ftcorated  with  snow  scenes, 
Bridles  surrounded  by  holly 
Ranches  and  angel's  hair,  cards 
Bsplayed  imaginatively  on 
Halls  and  doors,  wreaths  and 
^Biristmas  brooms  on  outside 
Hors,  and  yard  lights  all  tied 
up  with  red  ribbons; 


•Tableaux,  manger  scenes, 
parades,  Santa  Clauses 
everywhere  (how  do  little 
children  really  know?),  parties, 
travelling  home,  crowded  air- 
ports and  shopping  malls--but 
through  it  all  a  spirit  of 
friendliness,  cheer,  and 
neighborliness  that  you  don't 
experience  at  any  other  time  of 
the  year; 

*Time  to  wish  everyone  a 
very  Merry  Christmas! 


Bulimarexia.  .  . 

rid  of  the  food  so  easily.  The 
three  purging  methods  that  are 
used  are:  fasting,  vomiting,  and 
self-induced  diarrhea. 

"Finally  when  this  habit 
becomes  their  lifestyle,  most  in- 
dividuals have  caused  irreversi- 
ble damage  to  their  bodies  and 
have  been  in  and  out  of  mental 
hospitals  for  therapy  a  few 
times,"  said  Dr.  White. 

In  a  recent  survey  appearing 
in  Glamour,  out  of  33,000 
women  polled,  15  percent  relied 
upon  forced  vomiting  as  a 
dietary  measure.  Dr.  White  em- 
phasized the  importance  of 
educating  young  women  on  the 
many  long-term  problems  that 
occur  from  eating  disorders. 
The  workshop  provided  that 
knowledge  not  only  for  the 
students  of  Southern  College 
but  also  for  the  42  registrants 
who  attended  the  workshop. 
Seventeen  of  those  attending 
were  interested  health  service 
personnel  and  college  staff 
from  the  local  universities. 


Senate  Meets  for  Last  Time 


Sheila  Elwin 

The  last  senate  meeting  of  the 
semester  was  held  Monday 
night  at  8:00. 

Senator  Yapshing's  devo- 
tional was  followed  by  the  S.A. 
Treasurer,  who  informed  the 
Senate  that  most  of  the  depart- 
ments are  remaining  on  or 
under  budget  and  things  look 
good  on  the  whole. 

After  a  break  for  the  year- 
book picture,  taken  by  Pete 
Prins,  President  Shim  presented 
a  report  from  the  AIA  presi- 
dent. The  latter  wishes  to  know 
S.C.'s  general  opinion  about 
intercollegiate  sports.  Because 
of  the  great  expense  and  travel- 
ling involved,  Shim  will  obtain 
more  information  from  AIA 
before  the  constituents  are 
polled. 

Next,  a  review  of  the  S.A. 
Constitution    brought    about 


changes  in  the  pre- requisites  for 
the  position  of  senator.  Sug- 
gested is  that  a  student  may  not 
run  for  senate  unless  he  has  ob- 
tained at  least  three  hours  of 
on-campus  credit  from  South- 
ern College  or  five  hours  of 
credit  from  another  college. 
This  will  be  brought  to  the  stu- 
dent body  for  vote  at  the  next 
S.A.  chapel. 

Senator  Gershon,  represen- 
ting the  Orlando  campus, 
graduates  in  December  and  will 
be  leaving.  The  responsibility  of 
filling  a  vacated  seat  belongs  to 
the  president,  so  Shim  ap- 
pointed Ed  Santana  to  precinct 
19  for  second  semester. 

After  a  reminder  about 
voting  for  Senator  of  the  Year 
by  Chairman  Palsgrove,  Senate 
adjourned  at  approximately 
9:30. 


GARFIELD® 


The  rampaging  typhoon 
that  smashed  Guam  on 
May  22. 1976  isn't  on  the 
front  pages  anymore.  But 
it  will  be  a  long  time  before 
the  people  of  Guam  forget 
it  And  it  will  be  a  long  time 
before  Red  Cross  forgets  it 
Because  we  were  there ,  too. 

Believe  it  or  not.  Guam 
was  only  one  of  30.000 
disasters  in  the  last  12 
months  where  we  were 
called  on  for  major  help. 

Which  is  the  reason  our 
disaster  funds  are  disas- 
trously low.  And  an  impor- 
tant reason  why  we  need 
your  continued  support 
Help  us.  Because  the 
things  we  do  really  help.  In 
your  own  neighborhood. 

And  across  America. 
And  the  world. 

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2552  HOT  LINE:  Sports!  SA 
Activities!  Chapel  Programs! 
Who's  playing  each  evening? 
What's  going  on  for  chapel? 
What's  happening  Sabbath 
afternoon  and  Saturday  night? 
Be  informed  by  dialing  2552, 
and  remember  that  for  all  you 
do,  this  line's  for  you. 

A  special  Christmas  exhibit  en- 
titled "Traditions  of  a  Vic- 
torian Christmas"  wiJl  be  open- 
ing to  the  public  on  Tuesday, 
December  4,  1984,  and  will  last 
till  December  28  at  the  Houston 
Antique  Museum  on  201  High 
Street,  Chattanooga.  Many  of 
the  objects  at  the  Houston  are 
Victorian  and  many  pieces 
which  have  never  been 
displayed  will  be  on  view  dur- 
ing the  Christmas  season. 
Those  objects  consist  of  period 
costumes,  toys,  dolls,  Victorian 
Christmas  ornaments  and  table 
settings  that  a  Victorian  family 
would  have  used  in  their  holi- 
day celebrations.  For  additional 
information,  contact  Elizabeth 
Holley  (6115)  267-7176. 

THE  BEST  OF  BRITAIN 
TOUR.  Travel  through 
England,  Scotland,  Wales,  Ju- 
ly 9-30,  1985.  Three  hours  of 
credit  (six  hours  with  extension 
to  August  5).  Credit  may  be 
history  or  humanities  (General 
Education  areas  C-l  and  D-3). 
Satisfies  European  history  re- 
quirement. Price: 
$2,100-$2,300.  Contact  Dr. 
William  Wohlers,  Department 
of  History,  Phone  238-2682  or 
396-3220. 

The  address  that  follows  is  for 

those  who  may  be  interested  in 

contacting  The  Baroness  Cox. 

Lady  Cox  visited  our  campus 

recently  and  several  students 

were  interested  in  her  work. 

The  Baroness  Cox 

c/o        The         Foundation 

Endowment 

611  Cameron  Street 

Alexandria,  Virginia  22314. 

As  General  Sabbath  School 
Superintendent  of  the  Col- 
legedale  Church,  I  want  to  ex- 
press my  appreciation  to  the 
students  of  Southern  College 
for  the  blessing  you  have 
brought  to  the  Sanctuary  Sab- 
bath School  this  semester.  Your 
presence  each  week  as  well  as 
the  enthusiasm  of  your  leaders 
has  added  an  irreplaceable 
dimension  to  the  Sabbath 
School  program.  We  look  for- 
ward to  continuing  this  rela- 
tionship with  you  when  you 
return  to  school  in  January. 
Remember,  the  Sanctuary  Sab- 
bath School  would  not  be  the 
same  without  you.  If  you  have 
any  suggestions  for  improving 
this  Sabbath  School,  please 
send  them  to  either  the  church 
office  or  the  chaplain's  office  in 
the  Student  Center.-Jesse 
Cowdrick. 


Attention  Takoma  Academy 
Alumni:  The  Alumni  Associa- 
tion of  Takoma  Academy  is  at- 
tempting to  update  its  mailing 
list  for  future  correspondence. 
We  would  appreciate  all  alum- 
ni sending  in  their  current  ad- 
dress, phone  number  and  date 
of  graduation  so  that  we  can 
furnish  information  regarding 
Alumni  Homecoming  1985, 
April  19-20.  Alumni  Associa- 
tion Takoma  Academy,  8120 
Carroll  Avenue,  Takoma  Park, 
MD  20912. 

Are  You  Ready  For  Your  An- 
nual Financial  Frustration?  As 
the  holiday  season  is  upon  us, 
we  need  to  prevent  financial 
overload  on  our  family 
budgets.  Consumer  credit 
counseling--a  free  service  of 
Family  and  Children's  Services 
(a  United  Way  Agency),  can 
help  you  with  family  budgeting 
and  wise  consumer  spending. 
Call  755-2860.  Don't  wait  un- 
til it's  too  late:  Call  755-2860. 
Today! 


Foresight 


Friday 

December  7 

Saturday 

December  8 

Monday 
Thursday 

December  10 
December  13 

7:00  p.m.:  SA  Caroling 
8:00  p.m.:  Music  Program 
Church:  Christmas  Program 
7:30,  10:00  p.m.:  Humanities  series 
Christmas  Party  night 
Semester  Exams  begin 
2:00  p.m.:  Nurses  Pinning 
4:00  p.m.:  Commencement 


*The  Prince  and  the  Pauper  shown  in  Thatcher  Hall. 
College  Bowl  Teams 


PERSONAL 

Anthony  Peets, 

Hi  There! 

Hope  your  day  is  going  well. 

Only  one  more  week!  Hang  in 

there! 

Your  Secret  Sis,  "Angel" 

To     ail     the     badminton 
enthusiasts: 

Thanks  for  your  patience.  We 
couldn't  set  up  appropriate 
court  times  to  play  this 
semester.  We  will  work  out 
something  for  the  2nd  semester. 
Hang  in  there. 
D.L.  and  K.W. 


Conn  Cornet  for  sale.  Good 
condition-two  mouth  pieces 
andtwomutes-$150.  Call  Trey 
Shutky  ai  238-3349. 


•Duerksen 
Ron  Aguilera 
Heather  Blomely 
Tim  Hale 
JT  Shim 


*Goodrum 
Rob  Clayton 
Fred  Liebrand 
Kevin  Rice 
Erin  Sutton 


•Stan  Hobbs 
Michael  Battistone 
Norman  Hobbs 
Dennis  Negron 
John  Zill 


•Donna  Wolbert 
Janice  Beck 
Kevin  Buchanan 
Tracey  Wills 


THE  ARMY 

NURSING 

CHALLENGE. 

You've  worked  hard  getting  your 
degree,  hard  enough  that  you'd  like  to 
continue  the  challenge.  That's  what 
Army  Nursing  offers.  The  challenge  of 
professional  practice,  new  study  oppor- 
tunities, continuing  education  ancf  travel 
are  all  part  of  Army  Nursing.  And  you'll 
have  the  respect  and  dignity  accorded 
an  officer  m  the  United  States  Army 

If  you  re  working  on  your  BSN  or 
if  you  already  have  a  BSN  and  are  regis- 
tered to  practice  in  the  United  States  or 
f  uerto  Rico,  talk  to  our  Army  Nurse 
Ujrps  Recruiter. 

ARMYNURSE  CORPS. 
BEAUYOUCANBE. 


Chip  Cannon 
Darla  Jarrett 
Kristin  Kuhlman 
William  McKnight 
Steve  McNeal 


Liz  Cruz 

Melanie  Buckland 
Nancy  Foster 
Bob  Murdoch 
Debbie  Twombley 


Shelley  Duncan 
Deborah  Fanselear 
Bob  Folkenberg 
Mike  McClung 
Paul  Ware 


Kathryn  Park 
Kevin  Cornwall 
Mike  Exum 
Pall  Kalmansson 
George  Turner 


A.  Roszyck 
Susan  Ermer 
Jon  Miller 
Ross  Snider 
Jonathan  Wurl 


Note:  Other  captains 
Acosta,  Zell  Ford,  and  Stev 
Morris.  Check  with  them  if  y( 
are  interested  in  playing  on 
team. 

January  14:    Park  vs.  Acosli 

Cruz  vs.  Duncan 

January  17:     Ford  vs.  Morris 

Roszyk  vs.  Canm 


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Volume  40,  Number  13 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


January  17,  1985 


tichard   Reiner   Accepts  Post  at  Florida  Hospital 


Brent  Van  Arsdell 
H  Richard  Reiner,  formerly 
^Ece  President  of  Finance  at 
nuthern  College,  officially  left 
e  employment  of  SC  January 
a  begin  work  as  a  vice  presi- 
bt  of  Florida  Hospital.  He 
>rked  for  SC  for  almost  eight 
s  before  deciding  to  accept 
i  opportunity  to  work  in  the 
care  field. 

er,  38,  is  a  graduate  of 

College    in    Lincoln, 

[ebraska.  He  worked  for  the 

pte  of  Nebraska  for  several 

i  before  he  came  to  what 

i  then  Southern  Missionary 

liege. 

Reiner  leaves  Southern  Col- 
:  with   no   hard   feelings. 
Bny  of  the  administrators 


wished  that  he  would  stay.  Ken- 
neth Spears,  who  replaces 
Reiner  said,  "It  was  a  very  cor- 
dial parting.  In  my  four  and  a 
half  years  as  associate,  I  found 
him  to  be  a  super  manager- 
dynamic  and  very  business- 
wise.  I  hate  to  see  him  go.  I 
wasn't  looking  forward  to  tak- 
ing his  job." 

Ron  Barrow,  Vice  President 
for  Admissions  and  College 
Relations  said,  "For  a  young 
man  whose  prior  experience 
was  non-denominational.  .  .he 
quickly  learned  and  adapted  to 
the  uniqueness  of  denomina- 
tional finance." 

Reiner,  in  a  telephone  inter- 
view commented,  "This  is  a 


Lenneth  Spears  Becomes 
Ice  President  for  Finance 


IKenneth  E.  Spears  has  been 
pmed  Senior  Vice  President 
■  Finance  at  Southern  College 
'  Seventh-day  Adventists. 
[Mr.  Spears  replaces  Richard 
,  who  is  joining  the  ad- 
b'nistrative  team  of  Florida 
lospital  in  Orlando  as  a 
^Meneral  vice  president,  after 
Bght  years  at  Southern  College. 

HA  Texan  by  birth,  Mr.  Spears 

Hme  to  Southern  College  in 

B63   as  director  of  student 

fiance.  Over  the  past  21  years 

|  has  also  held  the  posts  of 

liege  manager,  dean  of  stu- 

£ nt  affairs,  director  of  admis- 

_... -  and  records,  and,  most 

Recently,    associate    business 

nanager. 

|  "Ken  brings  to  the  office  of 
e  president  for  finance  an  in- 
s  knowledge  of  the  college 
11  as  a  broad  base  of  ex- 
perience," stated  Dr.  John 
pagner,  in  his  announcement, 
e  executive  committee  of  the 
Card  of  Trustees  made  the  ap- 
ointment,  effective  January  1 . 
I  Following  military  service  in 


the  U.S.  Navy  from  1944  to 
1946,  Mr.  Spears  studied  ac- 
counting at  Southwestern 
Business  College  in  Houston, 
Texan,  for  a  year.  For  the  next 
15  years  he  was  employed  in 
Houston  by  Mayes  Brothers, 
Inc.  He  married  Mildred 
Lorene  Bates  in  1947.  She  is  a 
kindergarten  teacher  in  the 
Chattanooga  City  Schools. 
Their  three  children,  Susan 
Loor  of  Denver,  Colo.;  Steve 
of  Sacramento,  Calif.;  and 
Karen  Lippert  of  Orlando, 
Fla.,  were  all  born  in  Houston. 

While  on  the  star  at 
Southern  College,  Mr.  Spears 
completed  a  B.S.  degree  at  the 
college  in  1966,  and  an  M.B.A. 
degree  from  Middle  Tennessee 
State  University  in  1973. 

Mr.  Spears  has  been  a 
member  of  the  Brainerd 
Kiwanis  Club  for  14  years.  He 
is  currently  a  city  commissioner 
for  the  City  of  Collegedale.  As 
a  member  of  the  Collegedale 
Seventh-day  Adventist  Church, 
he  chairs  the  church  finance 
committee. 


very  exciting  time  of  my  life. 
I've  worked  in  government, 
education  and  now  health  care. 
I  look  forward  to  the  challenges 
and  opportunities  of  working 
through  problems  and  turning 
them  into  improvements."  As 
a  vice  president  of  Florida 
Hospital,  Reiner  will  be  in 
charge  of  risk  management,  pa- 
tient relations,  environmental 
services,  systems  management, 
material  records,  medical 
records,  social  service,  hospital 
licensure,  the  parking  garage, 
and  safety  and  security. 

Ken  Spears  said  that  there  are 
no  plans  to  replace  the  staff 
position  that  has  been  vacated. 
Robert  Merchant,  Treasurer, 

Albert 
Menard 

Anderson 

Lecture 

Series 

Commences 

The  fourteenth  annual  E.  A. 
Anderson  Lecture  Series  begins 
tonight,  8  p.m.,  at  Southern 
College  of  Seventh-day  Adven- 
tists with  a  presentation  by 
Albert  L.  Menard,  executive 
vice  president  of  Health  Stream 
Corporation  of  Chattanooga. 

The  ten-part  series  will  be 
held  for  the  first  time  in  the 
multi-discipline  classroom 
building,  Richard  Brock  Hall. 
The  E.  A.  Anderson  Business 
Seminar  Room  is  located  on  the 
third  floor. 

Al  Menard's  topic  is  "Auto- 
mation, Management,  and 
Labor:  Why  Is  There  such  Con- 
flict?" His  lecture,  free  to  the 
public,  will  be  followed  by  a 
question  and  answer  period. 
For  a  fee,  college  or  continuing 
continued  on  page  2 


will  assume  the  position  of 
Assistant  Vice  President  for 
Finance,  in  addition  to  keeping 
his  current  position. 

Reiner's  wife,  Lynnet,  said 
that  Collegedale  has  become 
home  even  though  she  didn't 
think  it  would  when  they  first 
moved  here  from  the  Midwest. 
Lynnet,  and  the  three  chil- 
dren-Anthony, 9;  Timothy,  6; 
and  Heidi, 2--plan  to  move 
from  their  house  at  9522 
Heathwood  Drive  to  Orlando, 
Florida,  sometime  in  February. 
Mrs.  Reiner,  also  a  graduate  of 
Union  College,  has  taught 
English  and  worked  for  the 
Alumni  Office  of  SC  on  a  part- 


Chattanooga  Boys  Choir 
Sings  At  Southern 
College  Saturday 


The  Chattanooga  Boys  Choir 
wilt  be  heard  in  concert  at 
Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists  on  Saturday 
night,  January  19,  at  8  pm. 

The  program,  a  part  of  the 
Artist-Adventure  Series,  will 
take  place  in  the  Physical 
Education  Center. 

The  versatile  group  sings 
from  a  repertoire  which  in- 
cludes timeless  classics  and 
Broadway  show  tunes.  "Chat- 
tanooga Choo  Choo"  has 
become  its  trademark. 

The  Concert  Choir  is  made 
up  of  about  50  boys  under  the 
direction  of  Everett  O'Neal.  By 
the  time  a  boy  becomes  part  of 
the  Concert  Choir,  he  has  had 
at  least  three  years  of  musical 
training,  moving  up  from  the 
Orientation  Choir  to  the  Train- 
ing Choir  and  then  to  the 
Preliminary  Choir. 

The  complete  choir  provides 


musical  training  for  more  than 
150  boys,  between  the  ages  of 
8  and  12,  from  55  schools- 
public,  private,  and  parochial. 
Choir  members  are  selected  by 
individual  audition  and 
rehearse  twice  a  week.  Each 
boy  also  attends  the  week-long 
summer  music  training  camp 
held  each  year  at  The  Universi- 
ty of  the  South,  Sewanee. 

A  charter  member  of  the 
Allied  Arts  of  Chattanooga 
Boys  Choir,  the  choir  was 
founded  in  1954.  Not  affiliated 
with  an  instutition,  the  Chat- 
tanooga Boys  Choir  is  in- 
dependently managed  and 
financed  as  a  community  non- 
profit organization. 

Admission  is  by  season  pass, 
or  tickets  at  the  door:  $3  for 
adults,  $2  for  senior  citizens 
and  children  under  12,  and 
$7.50  for  family.  Students  may 
get  in  free. 


Ihysical    Installation    of  Organ  Completed 


Mori  Selby 

■  Opus  26,  the  long-awaited, 
Handmade  Brombaugh  organ, 
B  now  standing  in  the  sanctuary 
■jf  the  Collegedale  church.  Its 
physical  installation  is  complete 
■^th  most  of  the  largest  pipes  in 

place. 

■  John  Brombaugh,  the  master 


craftsman  who  designed  and 
built  the  Opus  26,  arrived  on 
campus  January  10  to  begin  the 
voicing  and  tuning  process. 
Tuning  refers  to  adjusting  the 
correct  musical  pitch  or  con- 
sonance of  each  pipe.  Voicing 
refers  to  adjusting  the  quality 


of  the  sound  produced.  Each 
pipe  will  blend  with  all  the 
others  in  the  same  rank  of 
pipes. 

Though  voicing  each  in- 
dividual pipe  is  a  process  that 
will  take  approximately  six 
months    to    complete,    Mr. 


Brombaugh  is  working  very 
hard  to  have  one  rank  of  pipes 
ready  to  play  for  the  Sabbath 
services  on  January  19.  Mr. 
Brombaugh  will  be  introduced 
to  the  congregation  at  that 
time. 
During  the  coming  months, 


Mr.  Brombaugh  will  also  be 
voicing  the  Opus  27,  a  smaller 
organ  built  for  Renaissance  and 
Baroque  music,  which  has  been 
installed  in  the  J.  Mabel  Wood 
Music  Building  recital  hall. 


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The  Death  of  a  Good  Year 

As  1985  came  upon  me  I  was  struck  by  the  old  line  "Happy 
New  Year"  and  other  seemingly  emotionless  phrases.  People 
seemed  to  have  a  grand  old  time  writing  "1985"  on  their  checks 
or  on  the  top  of  their  letters.  Ministers  were  happy  to  be  able  to 
preach  on  a  subject  which  they  had  more  than  enough  material 
to  write  on.  They  graced  the  bulletins  with  titles  like  "How  to 
Have  a  Great  Year  in  1985"  and  "Making  Resolutions  You  Can 
Keep."  I  watched  how  the  people  in  Time  Square  could  hardly 
contain  themselves  until  the  clock  struck  that  magical  time  and 
they  entered  into  a  "New  Year."  Even  the  most  sober  sort  of  in- 
dividual put  on  a  smile  for  the  stroke  of  midnight. 

I  pondered  all  the  hoopla  and  wondered  why  people  were  so 
happy,  even  eager  to  see  1984  pass  from  the  scene?  As  I  write, 
I  look  at  a  caption  of  one  of  our  affiliate  papers  that  reads  "A 
Last  Look  at  1984."  Why  is  everyone  so  willing  to  let  365  days 
move  behind  them  as  history?  Has  it  disappeared  from  sight? 

1  suppose  that  there  are  a  number  of  reasons  why  the  events 
of  1984  are  now  thought  of  by  most  people  as  history.  In  any 
person  there  is  a  sense  of  pride  that  needs  to  be  bolstered.  A  whole 
year  of  fond  memories  can  also  bring  with  it  thoughts  of  disaster: 
a  death,  a  business  failure,  a  divorce.  An  individual  will  sort  out 
those  memories  that  bring  meaning  to  his  mind  and  those  that 
are  to  be  looked  at  as  events  to  be  forgotten.  Thus,  a  boyfriend 
may  try  to  convince  his  girlfriend  that  a  blot  on  his  record  was 
something  that  happened  way  back  in  1984,  while  in  the  same 
breath  he  reminds  her  of  the  wonderful  time  they  had  three  weeks 
ago  (also  in  1984). 

But  what  satisfaction  does  it  bring  us  to  know  we  have  entered 
into  another  year,  one  which  will  no  doubt  bring  us  similar  ex- 
periences? It  is  all  part  of  man's  attempt  to  bury  his  past.  He  can 
once  again  lift  his  head  with  pride  on  January  1  because  he  has 
a  clean  slate.  I  believe,  however,  that  the  great  minds  of  the  past 
would  tell  us  that  our  problems,  failures,  and  hardships  are  to 
be  met  and  solved  as  they  come.  Thus,  when  January  1  comes 
around,  it  won't  be  just  a  time  when  unresolved  problems  can 
be  put  in  the  past,  but  the  previous  year  will  be  looked  back  on 
as  a  learning  experience-one  you  don't  have  to  be  ashamed  of. 

I  like  1984.  When  I  hear  someone  say  "Look  to  the  future, 
forget  1984!"  I  think  they've  just  killed  a  perfectly  good  year. 


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Typesetters 


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Jerry  Russell 

Randy  Thuesdee 

Michael  Battistone 

Melanie  Boyd 

La  Ronda  Curtis 

Russell  Duerksen 

Sheila  Elwin 

Moni  Gennick 

Lori  Heinsinan 

Norman  Hobbs 

Joni  King 

Rob  Lastine 

Lori  Selby 

J.  T.  Shim 

Brent  VanArsdell 

Jack  Wood 

Dr.  Ben  McArthur 


The  Southern  Accent  is  the  official  student  newspaper  of  Soothe, 
College  and  is  released  each  Thursday  with  the  exception  of  vacal' 
and  exam  weeks  Opinions  expressed  in  letters  and  by-lined  articles  2 
•  ■  lnion  of  the  author  and  do  not  necessarily  reflect  the  opinion 
,  Southern  College,  the  Seventh-da,  Adseniist  church  c 


Letters. 

IS  IT  A  REVERSE? 

Dear  Editor, 

On  the  campus  of  Southern 
College,  there's  a  weekend 
designated  for  the  ladies  to  ask 
the  men  out  for  a  date.  The 
purpose  of  this  weekend  is  not 
only  to  acquaint  oneself  with 
new  people,  but  also  to  give  the 
guys  an  opportunity  to  be  ask- 
ed out,  instead  of  the  guys  ask- 
ing out  the  girls.  Also,  an  exam- 
ple can  be  set  to  the  young  men 
as  to  how  the  ladies  desire  to  be 
treated.  "Reverse  Weekend"  is 
an  inappropriate  name  for  this 
social  event,  because  the  male 
species  are  lax  about  asking  the 
female  sex  out  on  dates. 

Here  are  some  examples  of 
how  a  young  lady  treats  a  guy 
during  Reverse  Weekend  with 
the  expectancy  to  be  treated  in 
the  same  manner.  "May  I  help 
you  with  your  coat?"  the  lady 
inquired  politely.  "I'll  take  care 
of  the  check,"  said  the  young 
lady  demandingly,  yet  softly. 
"What  would  you  be  interested 
in  doing  after  the  game?"  ques- 
tioned the  woman.  A  time  for 
what   makes    a 


reverse  weekend.  Ladies 

the  young  men  in 

they  desire  to  be  treated. 

Reverse  is  a  change  from  the 
norm,  but  under  normal  cir- 
cumstances, most  of  the 
Southern  College  men  fail  to 
treat  the  women  in  a  ladylike 
manner.  The  guys  seldom 
realize  that  a  small  act  means 
alot  in  a  woman's  book.  Just 
the  pushing  under  of  a  chair 
makes  her  feel  womanly,  and  it 
also  gives  her  a  sense  of  worth. 
Even  being  polite  when  around 
friends  makes  a  young  lady  feel 
special  and  not  like  one  of  the 
guys. 

Because  of  a  guys  inability  to 
ask  a  girl  out  on  a  date,  the  girl 
then  feels  obligated  to  do  so. 

If  the  young  ladies  usually 
ask  the  young  men  out,  then 
where  does  the  term  "reverse" 
come  in?  Reverse  Weekend  is 
surely  an  inproper  name  for 
Southern  College's  designated 
weekend. 

Sincerely, 
Dana  Austin 


Enrollment 
Stable 


Moni  Gennick 

Spring  Semester  at  Souther. 
College  has  started  off  with  a, 
enrollment  of  1453.  This  i' 
below  last  semester  at  this  %; 
last  year.  However,  with  on, 
week  left  to  go  in  late  regjslrl. 
tion,  the  college  is  expecting  l0 
match  last  year's  total. 

Registration  for  second 
semester  is  allotted  only  half  n, 
time  scheduled  for  fall  registrj. 
tion ,  taking  up  only  one  cL, ,, 
stead  of  two.  This  is  due  to'jj 
fact  that  most  students  hid 
already  preregistered  in  the  lat- 
ter part  of  fall  semester. 

"I  was  through  in  twenty 
minutes"  stated  a  junior.  "\k 
nice  that  the  advisement  it 
taken  care  of  ahead  of  time." 


Series. 


education  credit  is  available  to 
those  attending  the  series. 

At  Healthstream  Mr. 
Menard  focuses  on  operational 
aspects,  including  finance,  in- 
formation systems,  accounting, 
and  planning.  Previously,  he 
was  with  Wellington  Industries 
in  Madison,  Georgia,  as  chief 
financial  officer,  was  U.S.  con- 
troller for  MacMillan-Bloedel 
Building  Materials  in  Atlanta, 
and  was  chief  financial  officer 
with  Southern  Foundry  in 
Chattanooga. 

Prior  to  migrating  to  the 
South,  Mr.  Menard  was  chief 


financial  officer  with  Bradford 
Trust  Co.,  in  New  York.  He 
worked  in  Citibank's  Money 
Market  Division  and  also 
Citibank's  corporate  planning 
department.  Before  that,  he 
was  business  planning  manager 
for  ITT  Data  Services.  He  also 
served  with  IBM's  Advanced 
Systems  Development  Division. 
He  has  taught  high  school 
chemistry,  physics,  and  math. 
He  and  his  wife,  Marcia,  have 
four  children. 

The  1985  E.  A.  Anderson 
Lecture  Series,  presented  by  the 
Division  of  Business  and  Office 


Administration  at  Southern 
College,  is  scheduled  for  n 
more  Thursday  evenings 
through  April  18.  Further  in 
formation  is  available  by  con 
tacting  the  series  director,  Dan 
W.  Rozell,  at  615-238-2754. 


Qe^w^ul 


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Who's  Who 

Recognizes 

34  SC 

Students 

The  1985  edition  of  Who's 
Who  Among  Students  in 
American  Universities  and  Col- 
leges included  the  names  of  34 
outstanding  campus  leaders  at 
Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists. 

The  following  students  were 
chosen  on  the  basis  of  academic 
ach 


rvice  to  the 
community,  leadership  in  ex- 
tracurricular activities,  and 
potential  for  continued  success. 
They  join  others  selected  for  the 
honor  from  over  1,500  institu- 
tions of  higher  learning. 

Valerie  Jo  Boston 
John  Brownlow 
Gary  Burdick 
Rob  Clayton 
Janice  F.  Couey 


New  Collegedale  Pastor 
Arrives 


Melanie  Boyd 

The  newest  addition  to  the 
pastoral  staff  of  the  Collegedale 
Seventh-day  Adventist  Church 
has  arrived.  Elder  Ed  Wright, 
his  wife  Marilyn,  and  their  two 
sons  Nolan  and  David  have 
come  to 

Central  Church  in  California. 
He  has  served  for  eight  years  as 
the  Pastor  of  Youth  and  Fami- 

ly   Ministries    to    the    large 

1500-member  Fresno 

congregation. 

Pastor  Wright  is  looking  for- 
ward to  the  work  that  lies 
before  him  here  in  Collegedale. 
He  will  have  many  respon- 
sibilities  at    the   Collegedale 


Donna  Day 
Tami  Dittburner 
Russell  Duerksen 
Susan  Ermer 
Tamara  Friedrich 
Doug  Gates 
Keith  Goodrum 
Magdalena  Guraat 
church,  all  of  them  concerning   Stanley  Hobbs 
the  family  ministries  aspect.    Lorj  Knarr 
Pastor  Wright  will  be  leading   Chrisana  Joelle  Leiw 
out  m  the  Family  Life  Commit-    Frederic  Liebrand 
tee,  working  with  young  mar-    CaroI  Loree 
ned  couples,  forming  smaU  Bi-    Donna  Lynn 
from  the  Fresno     ble  study  groups,  and  doing    Glenn  McEiroy 
some  communication  and  pub-    Kevin  Morgan 
lie  relations  work.  Dennis  Negron 

Pastor  Wright  feels  that  his    Cheryl  Reinhardt 
biggest  challenge  here  in  Col-    Reg  Rice 
legedale  is  the  "brand  new  en-    John  Seaman 
vironment"  he  will  be  working    T_orj  Selby 
in.  He  wishes  to  be  a  facilitator,    Kelly  Stebbins 
one  who  starts  out  small  to    rjaie  Tunnell 
assist  in  the  needs  and  progress    Dawn  Warren 
of  people,  the  people  of  the    Andrew  Wheat 
Collegedale  church  and  sur-    Stephen  A.  Wilson 
rounding  areas.  Donna  Wolbert 

Deanna  Wolosuk 
Doug  Woodruff 


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A  way  From  Campus 


Kidnap  Victim  Rescued  ^ 

Kidnap  victim  Amy  McNiel  was  rescued  from  her  abductors  Sun- 
day after  being  held  for  45  hours.  She  was  taken  captive  by 
gunmen  Friday  morning  on  her  way  to  school.  One  hundred  thou- 
sand dollars  was  demanded  for  her  ransom.  She  was  rescued  by 
Texas  Rangers'  John  Dendy  and  Howard  Alfred  in  a  final 
shootout  near  Saltille,  northeast  of  Dallas. 

Train  Derailment 

An  express  train  in  Ethiopia  derailed  white  crossing  a  curving 
bridge.  One  relief  worker  quoted  rail  officials  as  saying  that  the 
engineer  apparently  failed  to  reduce  speed  around  the  curve,  caus- 
ing the  seven  passenger  cars  to  derail.  Four  hundred  eighteen 
passengers  were  killed  and  559  were  injured.  An  official  also  stated 
that  those  injured  are  believed  to  be  in  serious  condition. 

Mining  Company  Guilty 

The  Grundy  Mining  Company  pleaded  guilty  for  violating  the 
mine  safety  law  which  resulted  in  the  December  1981  underground 
explosion  killing  13  workers.  John  MacCoon,  the  assistant  U.S. 
attorney,  delivered  a  critical  assessment  of  Grundy  Mining's 
failure  to  meet  safety  standards.  MacCoon  said  that  omission  of 
required  ventillation  partitions  contributed  to  the  building  up  of 
methane  gas  that  was  ignited  by  a  cigarette  lighter. 

Prison  Complaint 

Dr.  Seymour  Halleck,  a  professor  of  psychiatry,  said  that  the 
prison  in  the  Nashville  Unit  is  the  worst  he  has  ever  seen  in  terms 
of  lack  of  availability  of  exercise  of  human  contact.  Halleck  in- 
vestigated the  prison  after  a  condemned  prisoner  sent  a  complaint 
to  the  federal  judge  about  undercooked  meals,  leaking  toilets,  and 
the  large  amount  of  roaches.  The  professor's  testimony  was 
followed  by  testimony  from  an  inmate  on  Death  Row.  The  in- 
mate described  his  cell  as  being  a  place  not  big  enough  to  do  jum- 
ping jacks.  "The  prison  food,"  he  said,  "is  so  undercooked  that 
blood  can  be  seen  on  the  bones  of  the  meat." 


Long-Term  Aid  to  Ethiopia 


Cu.ju.ufrrnTUg-Uefl- 


WASHINGTON-In  addi- 
tion to  airlifting  emergency 
relief  supplies  to  starving 
displaced  persons  in  drought- 
stricken  Ethiopia,  the  Adventist 
Development  and  Relief  Agen- 
cy has  started  a  long-term  pro- 
gram to  help  Ethiopians 
reclaim  their  future  by  growing 
food  supplies  on  irrigated  land, 
according  to  Mario  Ochoa, 
ADRA  deputy  director. 

"ADRA  has  voted  $350,000 
to  underwrite  plans  for  a  three- 
year  program,"  Ochoa  said. 
"An  ADRA  agricultural  expert 
is  in  Ethiopia  surveying 
possibilities  for  a  teaching  pro- 
gram. The  costs  will  be  tremen- 
dous, but  the  potential  is  even 
greater  if  we  help  the  Ethiopian 
people  to  be  self-sufficient  over 
the  long  term. 

"As  important  as  the  current 
emergency '  relief  efforts  are, 
what  will  happen  over  the  long 
term,  after  the  plight  of  the 
millions  of  starving  and 
malnourished  Ethiopians  drops 
from  the  evening  news?" 

Ochoa  said  ADRA  is  an  "in- 
tegral part  of  the  international 
relief  program  that  is  rushing 
aid  to  Ethiopia's  displaced  per- 
sons. We've  already  airlifted 
nearly  60  tons  of  tents, 
blankets,  medicines  and 
clothing  worth  nearly  $500,000. 
We're  also  shipping  five  large 


trucks  and  three  trailers  from 
Germany  with  100  tons  of  high- 
protein  biscuits  and  dry  milk 
donated  by  people  in  the 
Netherlands. 

"Currently  we're  feeding 
about  30,000  people,  primarily 
small  children  and  their 
mothers,  at  three  locations," 
Ochoa  said.  "We're  s'training 
our  financial  resources  to  the 
limit,  but  the  people  keep 
streaming  in,  often  sick  with 
pneumonia,  tuberculosis,  diar- 
rhea and  other  diseases.  The 
photographs  in  the  news- 
magazines are  for  real. 

"Some  estimates  put  at  least 
six  million  people  on  the  brink 
of  starvation  in  12  of  Ethiopia's 
14  provinces,"  Ochoa  con- 
tinued. "The  impact  of  that 
number  is  hard  to  understand. 
It  is  the  equivalent  of  the 
populations  of  New  Hamp- 
shire, Montana,  Nevada,  North 
and  South  Dakota,  Delaware, 
Vermont,  Wyoming  and 
Alaska.  One  figure  puts  the 
death  rate  from  starvation  at 
1,500  per  day. 

"As  mind-boggling  as  the 
current  situation  is,  next  year 
may  be  even  worse.  This  year's 
rains  have  been  inadequate  to 
grow  crops  for  next  year  in  a 
large  part  of  Ethiopia,"  Ochoa 
said. 


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And  the  Walls  Came  Tumbling  Down. 


Maude  Jones  Hall,  first  occupied  in  1917,  was  razed  last  week. 

After  the  English  Department  departed  to  Brock  Hall 

during  the  Christmas  vacation,  the  building  had 


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ceased  to  have  a  function.  In  hs  place  Southern  CoDege  will  likely  put 
a  parking  lot  for  village  students. 


Make  a  Joyful  Noise 
Unto  the  Lord.  .  . 


WHAT 

HAPPENS 

WHEN  YOU  REGISTER  WITH 

SELECTIVE  SERVICE? 


NOTHING. 

Men.  if  you're  about  to  turn  18.  it's 
time  to  register  with  Selective  Service 
at  any  U.S.  Post  Office. 
It's  quick.  It's  easy.    |||| 
And  it's  the  law.      *&? 

Presented  as  a  Public  Service  Announcement 


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Take  a  Walk 

Ion  the  Biology  Trail 


The  College  Bowl 


|  Michael  J.  Bat  list  one 

"Jack  and  Jill  went  up  the 
Ihill, 

|To  fetch  a  pail  of  water.  .  ." 
Or  so  the  legend  has  it.  But 
Iwho  are  we  kidding?  As  college 
"ktudents,  we  have  a  pretty  good 
fdea  why  both  Jack  and  Jill 
iscended  that  mythical  incline 
r  one  pail  of  water!  Had  they 
been  students  at  Southern  Col- 
lege, the  destination  of  their 
trek  would  possibly  have  been 
e  Biology  Trail,  which  has  the 
feputation  of  being  one  of  the 
pore    romantic    spots    on 
Impus. 

1  Embraced  by  the  ridges  of 
Vhite  Oak  Mountain.the  Trail 
s  constructed  in  1979  by  im- 
proving an  old  fire  road.  The 
Department  removed 
Dogs  and  fallen  trees,  placed 
■teps  over  rough  terrain,  dug 
pitches  to  control  erosion,  and 
:  been  responsible  for 
.  Much  of  the 
recent  labor  has  been  done  by 
Julio  Narvaez,  who  spent  last 


semester  clearing  out  summer 
brush,  re-digging  drainage  dit- 
ches, repairing  steps,  and 
destroying  yellow-jacket  nests. 

The  diversity  of  plant  life  is 
typical  of  the  Southern  forests, 
and  Jack  and  Jill  may  well  go 
up  the  hill  to  fetch  an  Acer 
leucoderme  in  order  to  com- 
plete a  lab  assignment  for 
Systematic  Field  Botany. 

In  addition  to  students  and 
teachers,  regional  wildlife  are 
attracted  to  the  flora  surroun- 
ding the  trail;  forest  inhabitants 
include  squirrels,  chipmunks, 
rabbits,  raccoons,  opossums, 
foxes,  and  minks,  as  well  as 
many  species  of  birds  which 
nest  here. 

The  path  is  easily  accessible 
--the  trailhead  lies  just  across 
the  road  behind  Hackman  Hall 
--so  if  ever  you  find  yourself  in 
the  mood  for  nature  study,  a 
romantic  walk,  or  just  some 
reflective  solitude,  then  take  a 
hike-on  the  Biology  Trail. 


Attention 
Writers! 


The  Southern  Writers'  Club 
will  be  sponsoring  a  Writers' 
Workshop  on  Thursday, 
January  24,  starting  at  1:30  in 
Wright  Hall,  Conference  Room 
A. 

Dr.  Richard  Jackson  and  Dr. 
Luke  Wallin,  both  professors 
of  English  at  the  University  of 
Tennessee,  Chattanooga,  will 
critique  the  works  of  students 
and  other  interested  in- 
dividuals. Thursday  evening 
will  include  an  informal  supper 
meeting  and  a  reading  in  the 
Student  Center  Lounge. 
Everyone  is  invited,  but  anyone 
interested  in  having  a  work 
critiqued  must  have  it  to  the 
English  Department  no  later 
noon  Monday,  January  21.  For 
more  details,  contact  Mrs.  Ann 
Clark  in  the  English  Depart- 
ment or  George  Turner. 


The  College  Bowl  began  this 
past  Monday,  January  14,  with 
four  of  the  newest  teams  "but- 
ting heads"  so  as  to  advance  to 
the  next  round.  In  the  first 
match,  Kathryn  Park's  team 
edged  Mitzi  Acosta's  by  a  score 
of  150-140.  The  second  match 
saw  Shelly  Duncan's  team  com- 
ing on  strong  at  the  end  to  beat 
Liz  Cruz's  group,  235-135. 

The  College  Bowl  is  an 
academic  competition,  in  which 
four-man  teams  compete  with 
each  other  in  matches,  fielding 
questions  from  the  humanities, 
and  trivia. 


This  year's  competition  dif- 
fers from  last  year's  in  a  few 
aspects.  Firstly,  four  more 
teams  were  added,  bringing  the 
total  up  from  eight  to  twelve. 
Secondly,  whereas  in  1984,  a 
team  not  answering  the  toss-up 
question  still  had  an  opportuni- 
ty to  answer  the  bonus  question 


Begins  Play 

if  its  opponent  had  responded  {^fc 
incorrectly,  this  year  only  the  ^^ 
team  answering  the  toss-up 
question  gets  a  shot  at  the 
bonus.  Finally,  the  matches 
earlier  in  the  week  were  well  at- 
tended; more  people  watched 
Monday's  games  than  the 
amount  who  watched  last 
year's  final. 


In  Monday's  first  game 
Park's  team  answered  a  ques- 
tion with  less  than  a  minute  left 
to  go  in  regulation  and  with  the 
score  tied  140-140.  She  ad- 
vances to  the  next  round  and 
will  play  Stan  Hobb's  group, 
last  year's  champions.  The  se- 
cond match  had  Duncan's  team 
forge  to  an  early  90-0,  only  to 
fall  behind  120-1 10.  Then  in  the 
last  three  minutes  they 
answered  3  questions  con- 
secutively making  the  final 
score  235-135. 


history  Department 

Plans  Summer  Seminar   in  Costa  Rica  and  Mexico 


Students  who  are  looking  for 
a  unique  way  to  earn  credit  in 
history  should  investigate  the 
recently  announced  travel 
seminar  to  Costa  Rica  and 
Mexico,  July  1-25.  Dr.  Floyd 
Greenleaf,  professor  of  history, 
will  conduct  the  excursion. 
Spaces  for  ten  students  are 
available. 

:  Called  "Central  America  and 
jMexico:  Crucible  of  Change," 
jthe  seminar  focuses  on  revolu- 
tionary change  in  the  United 
States'  nearest  neighbors  to  the 
South.  The  seminar  will  yield 
three  hours  of  credit  under 
either  HIST  295  or  HIST  495, 
the  department's  directed  study 
courses  which  also  include 
credit  for  travel. 

Both  sections  apply  to 
general  education  and  to  a  ma- 
minor  in  history.  Par- 
ticipants may  opt  for  either 
upper  division  credit, 
the  principal  difference  being 
that  upper  division  hours  will 
also  fulfill  the  general  educa- 
tion writing  requirement. 

Seminar  participants  will 
divide  their  time  almost  equal- 
ly between  actual  meetings  and 
touring  historic,  geographic, 
and  cultural  sites  in  Mexico  and 
Costa  Rica.  On  the  schedule  are 
meetings  at  the  United  States 
embassies  in  Mexico  City  and 
San  Jose,  Costa  Rica. 

The  seminar  begins  on  July 
^  when  the  group  gathers  in 
fly  to   Monterrey, 


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Montemorelos.  After  a  day  of 
sightseeing  in  Monterrey  on 
July  8,  the  group  will  fly  to 
Mexico  City  for  six  days  of  pro- 
bing the  historic  and  cultural 
richness  of  Mexico's  capital  and 
surroundings.  Among  the  sites 
to  be  visited  are  the  pre- 
columbian  pyramids  at 
Teotihuacan  and  the  floating 
gardens  in  Xochimilco. 

On  July  15  the  seminar  flies 
to  Costa  Rica  for  more 
meetings  at  the  Adventist 
Center  for  Higher  Education- 
known  as  CADES-in  Alajuela, 
near  San  Jose,  the  national 
capital.  Besides  one  of  the  most 
pleasant  climates  in  this 
hemisphere,  Costa  Rica  also 
provides  beautiful  scenery 
which  students  will  see  during 
a  half  day  trip  to  Irazu,  an 
11,000  foot  volcano  that 
erupted  in  the  1960s  and 
dumped  ash  all  over  central 
Costa  Rica. 

Cost  for  the  seminar  is 
$1400.  The  price  includes 
roundtrip  air  travel  from  Dallas 
to  San  Jose,  sightseing  fees, 
hotels,  food  and  lodging  at  the 
University  of  Montemorelos 
and  CADES,  medical  in- 
surance, and  three  hours  of  col- 
lege credit.  Participants  will 
buy  the  two  paperbacks  re- 
quired for  the  seminar  and  their 
own  meals  while  on  the  road. 
They  will  also  have  time  for  in- 
dependent activities. 

According  to  the  brochure 
explaining  the  seminar,  Dr. 
Greenleaf,  seminar  director, 
has  made  over  twenty  ln\ 


to  Latin  America  and  the 
Caribbean  since  1962  and  has 
devoted  his  research  time  to 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in  these 
regions. 

Interested  students  will  find 
brochures  and  applications  in 
the  Student  Center,  the 
Library,  and  other  places  on 
campus.  Dr.  Greenleaf  is  ready 
with  additional  explanations. 


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Sunrise 

He  would  have 

scheduled  it 

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J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

Sitting  in  my  room  listening 
to  my  "Frankie  Goes  To 
Hollywood"  tape  lasrnight,  I 
suddenly  remembered  that  this 
weekend  marked  the  arrival  of 
Super  Bowl  XIX.  You  see,  be- 
ing from  Chicago  and  being  a 
Chicago  Bears  fan  from  the  day 
before  they  beat  the  Redskins 
until  midway  through  the  first 
half  of  their  loss  against  San 
Francisco,  I  was  quick  to 
forget. 

But,  nonetheless,  the  Super 
Bowl  Weekend  is  here,  and  as 
always,  we  get  bombarded  by 
sportscasters  and  sportswriters 
as  to  who  will  win  and  by  how 
much.  Usually,  since  the  sport- 
scasters and  sports  writers  don't 
play,  they're  always  wrong. 
This  year  the  Miami  Dolphins 
are  playing  the  San  Francisco 
49ers,  and  if  you  know  any 
jokes  about  San  Francisco  and 
Miami,  you  know  that  they're 
calling  this  Super  Bowl. 

Jokes  aside,  everyone  has  the 
inside  track  on  how  the  game 
will  come  out.  Some  feel  that 
the  Miami  Dolphins  with 
quarterback  Dan  Marino  who 
has  romped  through  the  record 
books,  will  romp  all  over  the 
49ers.  Others  say  that  his 
counterpart,  Joe  Montana  is 
the  quarterback  of  the  best  of- 
fense in  efficiency  and  not 
necessarily  numbers  in  the 
NFL.  Thus  he'll  direct  the  49ers 
to  victory  this  Sunday.  Not 
much  more  can  be  said  about 
Marino.  He  has  passed  for  over 
5 ,700  yards  and  55  touchdowns 
this  season.  He's  got  a  quick 
release,  rarely  gets  sacked,  and 
owns  the  ability  to  make  the  big 
play. 


although  Montana  is  never 
.entioned  in  the  same  breath 
with  Joe  Namath  like  Marino 
is,  Montana  is  efficient  and 
cool.  Anyone  who  drives  a  Fer- 
rari has  got  to  be  cool.  Mon- 
tana doesn't  pile  up  the  number 
of  yards  and  touchdowns  like 
Marino  does,  but  the  numbers 
on  that  win  column  pile  up,  and 
touchdown  numbers  aren't  all 
that  make  a  football  team.  You 
have  got  to  have  some  defense 
too.  Just  ask  Dan  Fouts.  But 
then  again,  Dan  Fouts  didn't 
have  the  "Killer  Bees"  on  his 
team.  It  has  been  said  that  in- 
side linebackers  Jay  Brophy 
and  Mark  Brown  must  play 
well  against  the  run  to  stop  the 
49ers  offense.  But  sometimes 
those  running  backs,  Wendell 
Tyler  and  Roger  Craig  can  get 
into  the  passing  lanes  and  go 
one-on-one  with  the  linebackers 
and  create  some  ball  movement 
to  compliment  the  running 
game. 

Defense  will  win  this  game. 
The  49ers  have  Fred  Dean,  Jack 
Reynolds,  Keena  Turner  and 
Dwaine  Board  as  their  hard- 
hitters,  all  o£  whom  will  try  to 
get  to  Marino  before  his 
receivers  get  open.  But  if  they 
over-pursue,  Marino  will  have 
all  evening  long  to  find  Mark 
Clayton  and  Mark  Duper,  who 
have  caught  30  TD  passes  bet- 
ween them. 

Dwight  Hicks,  Ronnie  Lott, 
Carlton  Williamson,  and  Eric 
Wright  are  the  men  in  charge  of 
stopping  the  Marks  Brothers. 
Clayton  has  20  TD  receptions 
and  Super  Duper,  10.  Not  to  be 
forgotten  are  running  back 
Tony   Nathan   and 


Jimmy  Cefalo  and  Nat  Moore. 
The  49er  secondary  will  have  to 
hit  hard  early  to  slow  down 
Marino's  targets. 

So  who'll  win?  I  don't  know, 
but  some  of  these  people  do: 
Charles  Schnell:  "San  Fran- 
cisco 42  Miami  38.  San  Fran- 
cisco will  win  because  of  the  ex- 
perience of  Montana  and  they 
have  a  running  game,  whereas 
Miami  only  has  the  passing  of 
Marino." 

Chris  Lang:  "Dolphins  by  3 
because  Dan  Marino  is  unstop- 
pable, and  the  'Killer  Bee's'  are 
back!  Miami  35-32." 

Tammy  Ellis:  "I  would  like 
to  see  San  Francisco  win  but  I 
think  Miami  will  take  it  by  3. 
Miami:  24-21." 

Brad  Senska:  "San  Francisco 
will  take  it  by  10.  27-17." 

Dean  Christman:  "Miami  by 
3'.  The  Dolphins  have  the 
NFL's  fastest  wide  receivers  in 
Clayton  and  Duper.  Frisco's 
defense  is  strong,  but  I  don't 
think  they  can  stop  Clayton  and 
Duper  consistently.  Miami  will 
Win  31-28. 

Dean  Qualley:  "My  heart 
says  San  Francisco,  but  my 
mind  says  Miami.  Marino  is  on 
a  roll. ..  Who  can  stop  him?  San 
Francisco  is  a  better  team  but 
anybody  can  beat  anybody. 
Miami  by  7,  31-24." 

Ryan  Lounsberry:  "The 
decisive  factor  of  the  game  will 
be  the  battle  of  the  offensive 
lines.  The  team  with  the 
established  running  game  will 
set  the  stage  for  a  blazing  pass- 
ing game.  49ers  will  take  it  by 
7,  24-17." 

Steve  Martin,  Sports  Colum- 
nist: "For  the  first  time  in  many 


• 


Basketball  Begins 


Steve  Martin 

Basketball  season  is  under 
way  with  26  teams  playing  this 
year,  divided  into  "AA",  "A",i 
"B",  and  "women"  leagues. 
AA  League  is  comprised  of  Five 
teams:  Mock,  Green,  Cain, 
McFadden,  and  Acardo.  A 
League  has  9  teams:  Davis, 
Wurl,  Deely,  Malone,  Hobbs, 
Wise,  Greve,  O'Neal,  and 
Selby.  B  League  shapes  up  with 
Sutton,  Pheirim,  Snider,  Jones, 
and  Starbird.  And  the  women 
have  6  teams;  they  are 
Klischies,  Washington, 
McClure,  Beardsley,  Hilder- 
brandt  and  Green. 

Action  got  under  way  on 
Sunday  night  with  Greve  down- 
ing Wurl  5145,  Tunnell  led  all 
scores  with  15  points,  and 
Folkenberg  contributed  13  for 
Wurl   in   a  losing  cause.   In 


.  Washington 
blew  out  Klischies  51-20. 
Sanders  and  Yapshing  each  led 
their  teams  with  12  points.  In  B 
League  Jones  killed  Starbird 
61-31.  J.  McElroy  pumped  in 
16  to  lead  all  scorers  Monday's 
games  had.  Deely  beating  Wise 
63-50.  Waller  led  Deeley's  team 
with  14  and  Kamieneski  hit 


crucial  freethrows  down  the 
stretch  to  preserve  the  win. 
O'Neal  defeated  Davis  71-69. 
Freshman  Eric  Hope  drilled  27 
points  to  lead  O'Neal's  team. 
Crone  had  19  for  the  loosers. 
On  Tuesday  Malone  got  past 
Hobbs  66-62;  Peets  had  21  for 
the  winner,  and  Aguilera  had 
32  in  a  losing  cause.  And  Sut- 
ton defeated  Jones  44-35  with 
Durocher  pouring  in  25  points 
to  lead  his  team  to  victory.  And 
Tuesday  night's  womens  game 
had  McClure  wiping  Green 
61-35  as  Messer  led  all  scorers 
with  25  points. 

Next  week  look  for  the  up- 
to-date  standing  and  summaries 
for  each  game.  Also,  the  player 
of  the  week  in  each  league  will 
be  announced  (to  be  voted  on 
by  the  sport's  writers). 


years,  the  two  best  teams  in 
football  are  in  the  Super  Bowl. 
Ther  is  no  fluke  this  year.  The 
Dolphins  and  the  49ers  have 
proved  that  they  are  the  best 
this  year.  The  key  to  winning 
this  Super  Bowl  will  not  be  of- 
fense, as  everyone  is  thinking, 
but  defense.  Can  San  Francisco 
stop  Marino?  Can  Miami's  sub 
par  defense  that  allowed  Pitt- 
sburgh to  score  28  points  stop 
Montana  and  company?  The 
best  defense  will  win  this  game 
and  the  49ers  have  the  better  of 
the  two.  But  still,  look  for  a 
high-scoring  game  with  the 
game  being  decided  by  a  field 
goal  difference  as  the  49ers 
come  out  on  top,  31-28." 

David  Smith,  English:  "San 
Francisco  by  3,  24-21.  The 
49ers  have  a  strong  defense  and 
have  an  excellent  scrambler  for 
a  quarterback  in  Montana." 

Russell  Duerksen:  "...  the 
49ers  defense  will  contain 
Marino  and  Montana's  short 
yardage  plays  will  prevail  in  the 
end.  San  Francisco  by  7, 
35-28." 

Coach  Jaecks  and  Coach 
Evans:  "The  majority  of  the 
games  are  fixed  and  there  is  no 
reasons  why  this  should  be  an 
exception.  Take  the  spread. 
(San  Francisco  by  3)." 

What  do  I  think?  Well,  con- 
sidering this  game  will  be 
played  in  San  Francisco's  back 
yard.. .  and  considering 
Miami's  placekicker  is 
unreliable...  and  considering 
the  last  time  the  Dolphins 
played  against  a  good  secon- 
dary, (L.A.  Raiders  in  Orange 
Bowl)  they  lost. . .  and  consider- 
ing the  two  teams  have  had  two 

Sportsman 

Award 
To  Be  Given 

Jerry  Russell 

With  the  opening  of  the  1985 
intramural  basketball  season, 
intramural  director  Steve 
Jaecks  has  announced  a  new 
Sportmanship  Award  to  be 
given  to  one  player  in  each 
league  who  best  exemplifies  the 
principles  of  fair  play.  The 
award  which  is  sponsored  by 
the  Yankelevitz  family  and  will 
be  called  the  Scott  J. 
Yankelevitz  sportsmanship 
award  will  consist  of  a  plaque 
with  the  winner's  name 
engraved. 

The  winners  will  be  chosen  as 
follows:  The  captain  of  each 
team  will  nominate  one  player 
from  their  team  with  a  final  list 


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weeks  to  learn  to 
other's  'unstoppable'  offend] 
and  considering  I  have  pic| 
the  last  seven  Super  Bowl  v. 
ners  (what  a  fib!)...  the  49eJ 
will  take  it  27-24.  I 

Look  for  announcement! 
concerning  a  Super  Bowl  Paj.l 
ty  sponsored  by  Hiale 
Hospital.  The  party  will  be  0 
pening  during  the  game,  anil 
what's  the  best  way  to  enjoy  al 
Super  Bowl  than  with  a  bunctal 
of  friends-or  enemies,  depen-l 
ding  on  which  team  you're  for'1 
The  party  will  be  held  in  thJ 
cafe  if  all  goes  well. 

The  Super  Bowl  should  tJ 

very  exciting  again  this  yeaiT 

Probably  the  worst  thing  about! 

this  year's  Super  Bowl  is  (hail 

it's  being  broadcast  by  ABC.| 

AHHHHH.  Relax! 

Rewind. 

Play 

"Welcome  to  the  Pleasurc| 
Dome..." 

Health  Club 
Formed 

J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

SC  has  a  new  club.  It  »• 
formed  for  those  who  like  104 
the  same  thing,  the  same  way, 
all  week,  every  week.  It  is  f« 
those  who  enjoy  pain  ml 
sweat.  It  is  the  new  SC 
weightlifting  club,  and  it  cot* 
be  for  you.  The  primary  put 
poses  of  the  club  are  to  hdl 
find  weight  lifting  partners  In 
members,  to  set  up  worW 
programs  for  beginners  and* 
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Gart  Curtis 

This  is  about  a  trip.  It's  a  bit 

fictitious;  it's  a  bit  realistic.  It 

[I  happened  awhile  ago-about 

x  weeks  after  school  started... 

It  was  one  of  those  days 

hen  one  feels  as  though  one 

vould    rather   be   ahead   of 

>neself-  To  get  this  effect  into 

ny  life,  I  decided  to  put  all  the 

work  that  had  to  be  done  at  the 

noment  in  a  pile  at  one  end  of 

ny  desk.  (It  was  one  of  those 

jiles  that  takes  up  the  whole 

desk,  and  drains  into  the  top 

drawer.)  I  toddled  out  to  my 

r  and  the  next  thing  I  knew 

Mr.  Ed  (my  car(  and  I  were 

headed  for  a  ride  through  the 

:ountryside  on  a  semi-OK  day. 

We  took  off  from  the  park- 

ig  lot  at  the  speed  of  time. 

)ver  the  tracks,  sweeping  right, 

i  left-bend  down  and  right,  I 

aw  an  old  familiar  mill  house. 

t  seems  to  me  that  Grindstone 

vlt.  was  somewhere  near  by. 

Fall-colored  leaves  gave  us  a 

calico  road  to  drive  on,  and 

they  danced  in  the  rearpview 

rs--sc'ared  awake  from  a 

sleepy,  decompositional  death. 

I  hadn't  begun  to  get  really 

head  yet  when  I  passed  a 

litch-hiker.  He  had  a  B\  drawn 

his  white  T-shirt  with  a 

black  marker;  he  had  an  old 

rucksack  on  his  shoulder;  he 

ras  walking  backwards  and 

olding   his   thumb   out-like 

hey  do. 

I  stopped.  I  asked  him  where 

:  was  going. 

He  said,  "I'm  just  going. 
ion  know.  .  .  going." 

I  said  that  well  that's  a  coin- 
idence  because  that's  what  I'm 
loing. 

)ff  we  went.  We  got  into 
ome  territory  which  was  new 
e;    I    didn't    recognize 
nything. 
I    asked,    "What's    your 
lame?" 
"Bettered  Thandead." 
"Nice  name,"  I  replied. 


Iventures  ot 


"Yea.  .  .  thanks.  I'm  a 
destructuralist.  I  came  here 
from  Germany  awhile  back." 
And  he  volunteered  to  tell  me 
all  kinds  of  stuff  like  he  thought 
cars  were  a  waste  of  money, 
and  that,  in  fact,  money  was 
basically  a  waste  of  time-it  was 
how  the  leaders  of  capitalist 
governments  kept  the  masses 
pacified.  He  told  me  I  was  a 
slave  of  my  car.  (Mr.  Ed  didn't 
like  that;  he  missed  a  beat.  But 
Betterred  didn't  seem  to 
notice.)  He  told  me  about  how 
he  would  prefer  to  be  alive  in 
Germany  under  Russian  rule 
rather  than  alive  and  running 
around  Berlin  for  an  afternoon 
with  vitreous  humor  streaming 
down  his  cheeks  (paranoid 
nuke  talk). 

I  thought  about  that  for  a 
few  minutes,  and  then  said,  "If 
I  didn't  have  a  car,  you 
wouldn't  have  a  ride."  He  said 
that  he  was  just  taking  advan- 
tage of  my  state  of  bondage  and 
servitude,  and  besides,  he  was 
not  in  a  hurry  to  get  anywhere. 
He  felf  sorry  for  me.  I  didn't 
have  anything  to  say  for  a 
while. 

Just  about  the  time  I  was  get- 
ting ready  to  feel  uncomfor- 
table we  were  waved  down  by 
a  man  with  a  broken  Grenada. 
I  stopped  and  told  Betterred  to 
get  in  the  back.  The  new  man 
got  in  the  front  seat  with  his 
brief  case  and  pinstripes,  and 
hands  shook  all  around. 

"My  name  is  Mr.  Byloe 
Selhigh.  My  friends  call  me 
Wheeler  D.  I  was  on  my  way 
when  my  car  blew  a  hose.  .  . 
Probably  time  to  get  rid  of  it." 
(Mr.  Ed  didn't  like  that;  he 
missed  a  beat.  But  Mr.  didn't 
seem  to  notice.)  Mr.  Selhigh 
patted  the  dash. 

"What  did  you  pay  for  this 
thing?" 

"You  want  to  buy  it?"  It  was 
a  question  as  much  as  it  was  a 


°r celestial  Cruise 


statement  that  I  wasn't  going  to 
tell  him.  He  guessed  what  I 
meant  and  changed  the  subject 
to  what  might  as  well  have  been 
the  price  of  salmon  in  Canada. 

The  road  was  winding  along 
through  all  sorts  of  terrains  and 
we  passed  every  thing  from 
four  or  five  Muslim  fanatics 
making  their  mark  in  an  abus- 
ed A-3 10  Airbus  to  a  black  man 
from  South  Africa  wearing  a 
frock  and  getting  a  fortune  in 
prize  money  (for  his 
humanitarian  efforts)  from  a 
trust  fund  set  up  by  the  man 
who  invented  dynamite. 

Mr.  Selhigh  was  telling  Bet- 
terred about  a  deal  he  was 
working  on  which  involved  the 
buying  of  a  large  sum  or 
Duetch  Marks  from  a  nameless 
bank  in  Panama  and  using  it  to 
hire  a  hundred  ton  cargo  ship 


(a  Greek  owned  rustbucket, 
manned  by  Italians,  and  flying 
a  Lybian  flag)  to  sail  to  French 
Polynesia  and  buy  bread  fruit 
to  trade  with  Russians  for 
vodka  on  the  black  market.  The 
vodka  would  then  be  traded  to 
the  Canadians  for  warped  and 
knotted  fir  (and  a  considerable 
amount  of  hard  currency).  The 
ship  would  then  be  scuttled 
about  two  hundred  miles  off 
the  coast  of  Morroco;  then 
Lloyd's  of  London  would 
promptly  make  good  (with 
cash)  on  its  insurance  policy  for 
a  brand-new  1 50  ton  cargo  ship 
and  a  payload  of  clear  red- 
wood. . .  if  the  guy  ever  got  his 
Grenada  running,  he  might  pull 
it  off. 

Meanwhile,  at  a  stop  sign,  a 
man  asked  for  a  ride.  I  said, 
"What  the  heck!  What's  your 
name  and  what  do  you  do  for 
livelihood?" 

As  he  was  getting  in,  "I'm 
Kil  A.  Komy.  I'm  basically 
unemployed  for  a  while,  but  I 
do  some  under-the-table  work 
for  The  Cousins.  They  have  a 
little  business  doing  in  Central 
America  right  now,  you  know, 
and  I  help  out." 

Mr.  Selhigh  immediately 
started  asking  vague  questions 
about  Nicaragua  and  whether 
or  not  the  Sandinistas  rteed  any 
redwood.  They  talked  and  talk- 
ed and  from  the  back  Betterred 
would  throw  in  some  sort  of  in- 
tellectual but  incomprehensible 
statement  about  how  worthless 
everything  was.  And  Kil  began 
to  eye  him  suspiciously. 

I  cruised  along  and  gave 
Ihem  my  two-cents  worth  when 
I  felt  like  it.  Usually  I  didn't 


feel  like  it.  Bettered  was  stret- 
ched out  across  the  back  seat;      -      t| 
I  asked  him,  "Hey,  Thandead,      ' w| 
are  you  comfortable?" 
"I'm  OK.  That's  all." 
Up  ahead  on  the  left,  but 
walking  with  his  back  to  us, 
was  a  man  dressed  in  a  bright 
reddish  purply  orange  jump- 
suit. I  slowed  down  to  five  mph 
and  yelled  out  at  him,  "Hey 
man,  do  you  want  a  ride?!"  He 
didn't  say  anything,  but  jogg- 
ed around  to  the  passenger  side 
and  skipped  along  until  Mr.  Ed 
came  to  a  complete  stop. 

I  had  to  think  fast.  I  didn't 
want  to  put  Kil  in  the  back  for 
fear  of  having  a  homicide  right 
behind  my  very  eyes.  If  I  put 
Byloe  in  the  back,  he  and  Bet- 
terred would  drive  each  other 
mad. 

So  even  though  I  wanted  to 
talk  to  this  new  guy,  I  told  him 
to  get  in  the  back. 

I  said,  "If  you  want  a  ride, 
get  in  the  back." 

He  had  kind  of  a  strange  way 
about  him.  I  said,  "Who  are 
you?" 

He  paused  for  a  moment... 

"Orange...  Agent  Orange..." 

I  thought  to  myself,  "Oh 

Half  an  hour  later  things 
were  pretty  quite  in  the  car.  It 
turned  out  that  Kil  and  Wheeler 
D.  had  known  Agent  Orange 
before,  and  Betterred  had 
heard  about  him.  I  had  picked 
up  a  minor  celebrity.  Kil  had 
gotten  to  know  him  fairly  well 
in  the  middle  sixties;  apparent- 
ly the  two  had  worked  together 
in  the  jungles  north  of  the  Da 
Nang  Air  Force  Base  in  'Nam." 


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He  had  some  very  hard  feelings 
towards  Agent  Orange.  But  Kil 
was  helpless  to  do  anythings  ex- 
cept complain. 

Mr.  Selhigh,  it  seems,  had 
actually  sponsored  Agent 
Orange  during  that  very  same 
Viet  Cong  ' 'police  action. ' '  But 
Mr.  Selhigh  seemed  to  be 
ashamed  of  the  acquaintance. 
He  was  looking  out  at  the 
beautiful  we  were  passing  and 
muttering  about  how  herbicides 
had  just  been  like  a  commodi- 
ty to  him.  "...I  didn't  know  a 
lot  about  long  range  negative 
after-effects...  and  even  if  1 
had-I  didn't,  you  know-but  if 
I  had  known,  and  hadn't  done 
what  I  did— I  didn't  do  anything 
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Betterred  was  chuckling 
through  his  nose  but  he  had  his 
arms  folded  tightly  around  his 
chest  and  he  was  pressed  up  as 
close  to  the  window  as  he  could 
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were  traces  of  fear  and  loathing 
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Agent  Orange  hadn't  said 
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I  swerved  around  a  sharp 
corner  and  caught  a  glimpse  of 
a  DEAD  END  sign.  It  was 
sticking  out  of  the  road  em- 
bankment at  about  a  forty-five 
degree  angle  and  ivy  was  creep- 


ing up  it.  I  stopped  Mr.  Ed 
when  there  was  room  to  pull  off 
the  road. 

"Look,"  I  said,  "do  you 
guys  know  where  you  want  to 
go...  where  you  want  to  be?" 

They  all  thought  for  a  mo- 
ment and  agreed  that  they 
wanted  to  go  just  a  bit  further 
along. 

I  said  that  well  I  had  to  be 
getting  on  back  because  this 
wasn't  where  I  wanted  to  be. 
"There's  nothing  up  there,  you 
know..." 

So  they  all  got  out  and  walk- 
ed. They  said  thanks,  and  head- 
ed up  the  road.  Kil,  Byloe,  and 
Betterred  crossed  the  road  and 
walked  on  the  left  side, 
shooting    nervous,    sidelong 


glances  at  Agent  Orange. 

On  my  way  back  I  noticed 
that  the  ivy  seemed  a  bit  further 
up  the  DEAD  END  post. 

After  twenty  minutes  of  driv- 
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peared for  a  split  second  on  my 
right  and  it  had  the  words 
"skate  tough  or  go  home!" 
spray-painted  on  the  far  wall. 
Five  more  minutes  and  I  was 
pulling  off  Camp  Road  into  the 
guy's  dorm  parking  lot. 

I  passed  my  roommate  and 
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they  were  having  at  the  cafe 
Then  I  looked  under  A  to  call 
the  English  department;  i 
wanted  to  talk  to  one  of 'the 
faculty  members  and  see  if  they 
could  tell  me  the  correct  pro. 
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;  40,  Number  14 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


January  24,  198S 


rM90.5    Changes    Its  Programming     Format 


iu  may  have  noticed  the 

ge  one  of  the  past  two 

rdays.  Turning  the  dial  of 

stereo  to  FM90.5  soon 

lunch  in  the  cafeteria,  you 

;  aware  of  the  fact  that 

d  Favorites"  and  "The 

Day  Express"  no  longer 

3n  the   air.    Although 

^B>ur  Story  Hour"  has  not 

j  been  removed,  the  elimination 

of  the  former  two  programs  is 

^fft  of  an  overal  programming 

Range.    WSMC    now    em- 

Rmasizes    a   classical    format 

■Ben  days  a  week,  effective  as 

■  January  1,  1985. 

^■Prompted  by  the  conviction 

Hal  FM90.5  is  a  missionary 

Bm  of  the  Seventh-day  Adven- 

Bt  Church,  the  station  felt  its 

Bevious  format  left  its  listeners 

^[th  the  view  that  the  station's 

igramming  is  inconsistent. 

Perry,  General  Manager 

the  station,  explained  that 

the  listening  audience  in 

lattanooge   tuned    out   the 

>ic  programming  on 

ibbath;  thus  FM90.5  failed  at 

>e  a  witness  to  its 

jteners  outside  of  Collegedale. 

Perry    elaborated    further: 

[90.5  defines  its  listeners  as 

ig  those  with  a  specific  in- 

the  arts."  With  a 

isical  format  interlaced  with 

Section  of  brief  Inspirational 

isages  both  throughout  the 

Bek  and  during  the  Sabbath, 

B  station  expects  to  increase 

Btosure  to  Christian  principles 

of  living. 

■Because  gospel  music's  pur- 
Bse  is  to  "nurture  the  flock," 
Bid  not  fulfill  the  missionary 
Brpose  of  the  station.  Todd 
Brrish,  Development  Director 
Dd  instrumental  in  the  new 
Brmat,  emphasized  that  there 


are  other  stations  in  Chat- 
tanooga whose  sole  purpose  is 
to  nurture.  Among  these  are 
WNBW,  WDYN,  and  WFLI. 

Parrish  assures  the  Adventist 
community,  however,  that  they 
will  still  be  able  to  hear  their 
favorite  programs.  "The  Voice 
of  Prophecy,"  "It  Is  Written," 
"Focus  on  Living"  and  other 
similar  programs  have  remain- 
ed on  the  air. 

Listeners  of  FM90.5's  NPR 
programs  "Morning  Edition" 
and  "All  Things  Considered" 
will  also  find  that  these  have 
not  been  removed  from  the  new 
programming. 

FM90.5  WSMC  is  the  only 
classical  music  station  licensed 
to  Chattanooga.  It  is  also  the 
oldest  non-commercial  station 
in  the  area.  With  a  listening  au- 
dience of  approximately  20,000 
in  any  given  week,  Perry  and 
Parrish  believe  that  the  station 
will  be  more  effective  in 
meeting  non-Adventists  on 
their  ground,  especially  the 
thought-leaders  of  the  Chat- 
tanooga community. 

Although  the  station  will  not 
carry  gospel  music  anymore, 
Perry  still  sees  the  students  as 
listeners..  He  expressed  surprise 
about  how  many  students  have 
come  to  him  and  said  that  they 
do  listen  to  the  station  and  will 
not  change  their  habits  because 
of  the  change. 

Parrish  would  like  to  let  the 
students  know  that  FM90.5  is 
now  playing  more  popular 
classical  music,  such  as 
Beethoven's  Fifth  Symp^ny, 
during  the  afternoons.  He  ilso 
promises  to  those  that  may  be 
concerned  tnat  classical  music 
selected  for  the  Sabbath  hours 
will  be  chosen  with  special  care. 


Senate  Purchases 
IScanvertiser  for  Cafeteria 


Jon\  King 
B  Every  year  tne  Senate  is  in 
■large  of  using  a  certain 
^ftrnount  of  Student  Association 
Binds  for  a  project  that  will  bet- 
B«r  Southern  College.  Past  pro- 
Bects  were  furnishing  the  Stu- 
Bent  Cer|ter  patio  with  tables 
Bnd  chairs  and  furnishing  the 
■ibrary  with  typewriters. 

■  Choosing  the  project  is  a 
^tomplicaied  task  of  researching 
pfferent  suggested  ideas.  Most 
W   the  research  for  this  year's 


project  was  done  by  Senator 
Bill  Bass.  It  was  his  goal  to  finu 
a  project  that  would  benefit  the 
most  number  of  students.  Some 
suggestions  were  a  book  detec- 
tion system  for  the  library, 
repairing  some  of  the  sidewalks 
on  the  upper  part  of  the  cam- 
pus, and  repairing  the  tennis 
courts,  but  these  were  ruled  out 
because  other  organizations  or 
departments  were  already  tak- 
ing care  of  these  needs.  Senate 
continued  on  page 


Social  Vice  President  Lovett  Resigns 


Mike  Battistone 

Marie  Lovett,  the  Student 
Association  Vice-President  for 
Social  Activities,  resigned  Mon- 
day evening,  January  21. 
Although  her  decision  was  for- 
mally announced  at  a  special 
senate  meeting  called  for  8:00 
p.m.  on  Tuesday,  January  22, 
1985,  the  letter  of  resignation, 
submitted  to  President  J.T. 
Shim  the  previous  day,  was  ef- 
fective immediately. 

Reasons  for  this  resignation 
involve  a  number  of  conflicts 
with  the  Student  Association, 


although  not  necessarily  with 
all  of  the  members  of  the  SA. 
Marie  felt  that  for  her  interests, 
as  well  as  those  of  the  student 
government  officials  and  the 
student  body,  she  would  no 
longer  be  able  to  serve. 

Bob  Folkenberg,  a  junior 
theology  major  and  Mitsue 
YapShing,  a  business  ad- 
ministration major,  have  been 
appointed  by  President  Shim 
and  approved  by  the  Senate  as 
co-Vice-Presidents  for  Social 
Activities  and  have  been  install- 


Half-price  Tuition 
Offered  to  SC  Graduate 


Melanie  Boyd 

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tion plan  for  baccalaureate 
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tions must  be  turned  in  to  the 
Admissions  Office  of  Southern 
College  no  later  than  two  weeks 
before  the  beginning  of  the 
semester  for  which  you  are  ap- 
plying for. 

Financial  aid  is  available  for 
those  who  might  need  it. 

The  plan  applies  to  classes 
where  space  is  available.  The 
offer  does  not  include  indepen- 
dent study,  directed  study,  stu- 


ed  effective  January  22  to  fulfill 
the  remainder  of  the  term. 

President  Shim  says  that  the 
change  will  not  be  detrimental 
to  the  administration  and  im- 
peril the  SA  calendar  of  events. 
However,  because  Bob  and 
Mitsue  are  entering  their  offices 
with  only  two  weeks  to  work  on 
the  Sweetheart  Banquet,  this 
annual  event  may  be  delayed  by 
one  week.  The  new  SA  officers 
say  that  they  will  work  extra 
hours  in  an  attempt  to  have  the 
banquet  go  on  as  scheduled. 


dent  teaching,  internships, 
private  music  lessons,  or  a  pro- 
gram where  a  tuition  discount 
is  already  in  effect. 

The  half-price  offer  is  for  tui- 
tion only.  It  does  not  apply  to 
lab  fees,  surcharges  for  ap- 
plicable courses,  dormitory 
charges,  or  cafeteria  charges. 

The  semester  credit  earned 
will  not  apply  toward  the  KLM 
Gateway  to  Europe  program. 

Southern  College  reserves  the 
right  to  discontinue  this  special 
offer  with  a  decision  from  the 
college  administration. 


Editorial 

Come  In  From  Out 
of  the  Cold 

School  should  have  been  canceled  on  Southern  College  this  past 
Monday.  This  statement  summarizes  the  general  opinion  of  the 
students  and  many  professors  and  administrators  as  well.  When 
one  considers  that  the  temperature  stayed  under  the  zero-degree 
mark  for  all  of  Monday  morning,  then  he  must  wonder  why  the 
doors  of  this  institution  were  not  closed. 

While  inclimate  weather  will  not  always  close  down  schools  in 
the  North,  the  situation  Chattanooga  and  its  suberbs  found 
themselves  in  this  past  week  proves  that  the  South  is  not  prepared 
to  handle  a  combination  of  snow,  ice,  and  sub-freezing 
temperatures.  This  statement  is  not  a  knock  on  the  South,  simp- 
ly a  fact.  Because  this  area  of  the  United  States  does  not  normal- 
ly get  this  kind  of  weather,  its  leaders  do  not  see  the  need  to  spend 
exorbitant  amounts  of  money  to  combat  something  that  may  hap- 
pen once  every  five  years-that  is  not  to  say  that  Chattanooga  was 
caught  totally  off  guard,  however. 

The  situation  on  this  campus  also  proves  that  we  too  were  not 
prepared  to  do  battle  with  Mother  Nature.  Upon  exiting  Talge 
Hall  that  morning  for  an  eight  o'clock  class,  I  immediately  step- 
ped on  a  sheet  of  ice.  Most  of  the  sidewalks  were  in  the  same  con- 
dition. 1  was  able  to  avoid  a  fall,  but  other  were  less  fortunate. 
Luckily,  no  one  was  injured.  Through  the  course  of  the  day,  I 
was  told  that  Herin  Hall,  the  nursing  building,  could  not  be  heated 
properly,  that  many  of  the  roads  leading  to  the  campus  had  ice 
on  them,  and  that  certain  professors  stayed  home  because  of  these 
roads.  In  effect,  Southern  College  was  not  safe  for  one's  health 
on  Monday-at  least  not  until  the  early  afternoon. 

The  reason  for  holding  classes  is  not  known  to  me,  but  if  there 
was  a  legitimate  excuse,  then  I  suggest  that  only  afternoon  classes 
be  held  on  future  days  that  look  like  Monday.  The  school  will 
then  have  time  to  put  salt  on  the  sidewalks,  to  test  buildings  for 
any  heating  problems,  and  to  get  things  ready  for  the  students. 
The  roads  may,  by  that  time,  have  thawed,  and  teachers  may  then 
be  able  to  come  to  work.  The  Chattanooga  area  may  not  ex- 
perience inclimate  weather  like  the  type  it  had  earlier  in  the  week 
for  a  long  time,  but  if  it  should,  then  Southern  College  should 
be  absolutely  sure  that  the  campus  is  safe  to  attend. 


Randy  White: 
Friend  or  Foe? 


Randy  White  is  known  to  vir- 
tually every  student  on  campus . 
As  the  Director  of  Student  Ac- 
counts and  Collections,  he  has 
a  difficult  and  unenviable  job. 
White  is  not  a  greedy  ogre  in- 
tent on  cleaning  out  a  student's 
pocket;  however,  rather  he  is  an 
intensely  dedicated  man  who 
cares  about  each  individual 
struggling  under  the  burden  of 
financing  a  Christian 
education. 

White  has  held  this  position 
for  three  years  now  and 
previously  was  the  manager  of 
the  Campus  Shop.  He  prefers 
his  current  job  to  that  of  retail- 
ing because  it  allows  him  to 
spend  more  time  with  his  wife 
and  children. 

"Retailing  involves  a  lot  of 
long  hours,"  kWhite  explained, 
"and  I  felt  I. needed  ato  put 
more  emphasis  on  my  family." 

White  likes  his  work  and 
maintains  tht  he  has  never 
disliked  any  job  he  has  held,  all 
in  the  line  of  finance. 

"There  are  at  times  frustra- 
tions," he  admits,  "in  not  see- 
ing immediate  results  and  not 
being  able  to  do  anything  about 


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STAFF 


Editor 
Assistant  Editor 


Circulation  Manager 
Typesetters 


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Sports 

Reporters 


Dennis  Negron 
John  Seaman 


Jay  Dedeker 

Lynnette  Jones 

Maribel  Soto 

Richard  Gayle 
Jerry  Kovalski 

Steve  Martin 

Jerry  Russell 

Randy  Thuesdee 

Michael  Battistone 

Melanie  Boyd 

La  Ronda  Curtis 

Russell  Duerksen 

Sheila  Elwin 

Moni  Gennick 

Lori  Heinsman 

Norman  Hobbs 

Joni  King 

Rob  Lastine 

Lori  Selby 

J.  T.  Shim 

Brent  VanArsdell 

Jack  Wood 


Dr.  Ben  McArthur 


The  Southern  Accent  is  the  official  student  newspaper  of  Southern 
College  and  is  released  each  Thursday  with  the  exception  of  vacation 
and  exam  weeks.  Opinions  expressed  in  letters  and  by-lined  articles  are 
the  opinion  of  the  author  and  do  not  necessarily  reflect  the  opinions 
of  the  editors,  Southern  College,  the  Seventh-day  Adventist  church  or 
the  advertisers. 


It." 

Students  who  go  and  talk  to 
Randy  white  and  who  try  to  do 
as  much  as  they  can  are  not  the 
ones  who  bring  the  frustration; 
however,  those  who  won't 
work  and  make  an  effort  to 
decrease  their  debt  tend  to  do 
that. 

"It  is  important  to  study," 
states  White,  "but  it  is  also  im- 
portant to  work.  One  has  to 
find  that  balance  in  life,  even 
after  graduation.  I  believe  a 


Christian  education  i; 
dable  for  anyone  who  wants  it 
and  is  willing  to  make  the 
sacrifice." 

White  would  like  to  advise 
the  students  on  a  change  in 
polic  regarding  advances 
against  one's  labor. 

"We're  giving  close  to 
$20,000  a  month  in  cash  with 
drawals,  not  including  the  25 
percent  a  student  is  allowed  to 
draw.  With  the  25  percent,  it  is 
between  $35,000-40,000  a 
month,  sometimes  higher." 
The  bulk  of  these  expenses  are 
not  directly  school  expenses  but 
instead  related  to  new  clothes, 
gas  for  the  car,  or  Saturday 
night  dates.  Because  of  this 
fact,  there  is  a  six  week  to  two 
month  lapse  between  when  the 
money  is  given  out  and  when  it 
is  returned,  amounting  to  about 

Letters.  .  . 


Because  letters  addressed  to  the  editor  which  are  unsigned  ha 
come  to  the  Accent  office,  the  editorial  staff  sees  the  need  to  s« 
its  policy  on  accepting  letters.  The  Accent  does  not  print  anyW 
ter  that  is  unsigned  or  signed  "Anonymous."  We  feel  thatifjfl 
must  make  a  statement  about  some  aspect  of  Southern  Com 
then  you  should  allow  the  reading  audience  the  benefit  of  knoj 
ing  who  you  are. 


$80,000 
outstanding. 

The  school  has  decided 
back  on  the  advances  it  hi 
been  giving  because  it 
ly  appropriate  to  us 
funds  for  these  things  wht 
there  are  other  direct 
be  met. 

"We  really  do  want  to  hd 
the  students,"  White  said,  "b{ 
we  also  have  to  realize  whatoi 
purpose    is 
household  with  a  budget  tryin 
to  find  a  way  to  operate 
efficiently.  And  this  is  ont 
It  won't  do  it  all,  of  cours 
it  will  help." 

White  calls  himself  dull,  b: 
dedication,    support, 
understanding; will  neer  be  3ul 
As  one  student  remarked: 

"He  really  went  out  t 
limb  for  me." 


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Break  a  Leg 


Heinsman 

i  our  way  to  the  mall  tues- 
my  little  sister,  Lisa,  was 
tiering  away  in  her  usual 
:er-school  manner.  She  was 
tied  that  I  promised  to  stop 
aco  Bell-a  promise  I  made, 
Lentally  going  through 
iry  shop,  trying  to  decide  ex- 
ly  what  she  was  going  to 
buy  for  her.  I  heard 
ly  bits  and  pieces  of  her  talk, 
.va.s  listening  to  the 
dio.  But  I  was  careful  to  nod 
d  say  "Uh-huh"  whenever 

paused  for  air. 
Two  songs  later,  I  noticed 
at  the  subject  had  changed  to 
ist  of  all  the  films  she  has 
school  from  first  to 


seventh  grade.  As  I  listened  be- 
tween songs,  I  noticed  one  fact 
that  amused  me  for  a  second, 
then  put  me  into  such  deep 
thought  that  I  didn't  notice  the 
radio  anymore-90  percent  of 
the  films  were  on  the  same 
theme:  Man  stumbles,  almost 
falls,  finds  God  to  help  pick  up 
the  pieces. 

Joni  Ericson  dove  into 
shallow  water  at  age  seventeen, 
became' paralyzed,  and  found 
Christ. 

Another  girl  was  hit  by  a  ce- 
ment truck  while  riding  her 
horse.  She  was  paralyzed  and 
became  a  Christian. 


Cathy  was  jogging  when  a 
car  hit  her,  breaking  her  legs. 
Jesus  helped  her  through  her 
struggle  to  run  again. 

My  mind  raced  to  the  films 
I've  seen  on  a  similar  theme, 
like  the  film  I  saw  this  summer 
at  vespers. ..a  champion  surfer 
turned  to  drugs  before  turning 
to  God.  Book  stores  are  full  of 
stories  about  actresses  and  ac- 
tors who  tried  drugs,  alcohol, 
and  other  measures  before  they 
realized  that  God  is  their  only 
source  of  fulfillment.  He  is  the 
only  One  who  can  fill  their 
empty  spaces  and  make  their 
lives  meaningful. 


Such  fantastic  themes  are 
witnesses  to  Christ  from  the 
mass  media.  Remember  The 
Prodigal,  the  Billy  Graham 
movie  released  last  winter? 
That  family  became  Christians 
also.  I  find  it  very  unfortunate 
that  these  people  had  to  go 
through  so  much  hardship 
before  they  slowed  down 
enough  to  listen  to  what  God 
was  trying  to  tell  them  for  a 
long  time.  Most  of  these  people 
knew  who  Christ  is,  but  none  of 
them  took  the  time  to  know 
Him  personally.  So  Christ  just 
watched  and  waited  until  they 


Our  parents  spanked  us  when 
we  were  bad.  They  were  prepar- 
ing us,  caring  only  about  the 
end  result-that  we  be  good. 

God  also  is  concerned  about 
the  end  result-eternity.  And  he 
will  do  everything,  even  if  it 
means  sending  misfortune  our 
way.  We  are  fortunate  as  Chris- 
tians. We  already  know  who 
Christ  is.  Let's  get  to  know 
Him  personally  now.  Don't 
make  Him  break  you  leg. 


ime  to  Think  Summer  Camp! 


Ronda  Curtis 
This  last  semester  of  school 
already  going  by  quickly.  It 
1  not  be  long  until  the  sum- 
r  break  comes.  Most  of  you 
k  forward  to  summers,  but 
u  also  have  that  feeling  inside 
at  says  you  will  have  to  work 
rd  all  vacation  to  make 
>ugh  money  to  go  back  to 
ool:  Looking  for  a  good 
nmer  job  is  not  exciting. 
There  is  a  solution! 
One  solution  could  be  work- 
g  at  summer  camp.  My  sum- 
:r  camp  experience  has  serv- 
two  purposes  for  me.  I  was 
ing  a  job  that  I  enjoyed  and 
itill  made  enough  money  to 
t  me  back  in  school  the  next 
When  I  think  of  summer 
mp,  all  sorts  of  things  come 
mind:  best  friends,  water  ski- 
g,  hiking,  great  kids,  pizza 
irties,  campfires,  water  fights, 
miming,  cold  showers,  staff 
•rships,  Walt  Disney  films 
'er  and  over),  and  many 
ier  things  that  J  can  look 
ck  at  and  say,  "Hey,  that 


was  really  a  good  summer." 

This  list  is  not  given  to  make 
the  impression  that  there  is  no 
hard  work  at  camp.  There  is  a 
lot  of  work,  but  it  is  rewarding. 
You  never  have  a  boring  mo- 
ment while  you  are  at  camp  and 
you  never  have  to  look  for 
friends.  You  also  get  a  chance 
to  see  how  you  work  with  other 
people,  especially  children. 
You'll  have  some  experiences 
with  children  that  will  make 
quite  an  impact  (hopefully 
good  ones).  Working  with 
campers  helps  you  to  see 
yourself  more  clearly,  and  gives 
you  an  opportunity  to  refine 
some  of  the  human  relationship 
skills    that   we   all    need    to 


A  big  aspect  of  camp  is  the 
spiritual  side.  Every  kind  of 
camper  possible  will  visit  your 
camp  sometime  throughout  the 
summer:  from  a  conservative 
SDA  kid  to  a  kid  who  has  never 
heard  about  Jesus.  There  are 


numerous  opportunities  to  help 
their  spiritual  lives  and  your 
own  throughout  the  summer.  It 
is  really  exciting  to  see  the 
campers  get  involved  with  the 
singing  and  praying  at  camp- 
fires.  Many  of  them  decide  to 
follow  Christ  because  some 
staff  member  had  taken  time  to 
share  Christianity  with  them. 
This  week  and  weekend  is  a 
good  time  to  make  a  decision 
about  working  at  camp  this 
summer.  The  Youth  Directors 
from  the  Southern  Union  have 
been  here  to  talk  to  those  who 
are  interested.  Even  if  you  are 
not  planning  to  work  at  camp, 
you  should  stop  by  the  Student 
Center  and  see  how  things  are 
going  with  your  Youth  Direc- 
tor. You  never  know,  they 
might  convince  you  to  join 
them  for  the  summer.  If  they 
should  be  gone  by  the  time  you 
read  this  article,  simply  get  their 
addresses  from  Mrs.  Rice, 
Pastor  Herman's  secretary. 


Students  Again  Participate 
in  Blood  Drive 


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In  a  heartwarming  gesture, 
several  dozen  students  and 
faculty  of  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  started 
off  the  new  year  by  giving  the 
gift  of  life.  Fifty-six  pints  of 
blood  were  donated  last  week 
(January  15  and  16)  to  help 
save  lives. 

The  Blood  Assurance 
organization,  which  was  form- 
ed in  1972,  is  the  only  source  of 
blood  to  12  hospitals  in  the 
local  area,  10  of  them  in 
Hamilton  County  and  two 
across  the  state  line  in  Georgia. 
One  hundred  pints  a  day,  six 
days  a  week,  is  the  average 
needed  to  keep  these  hospitals 
in  constant  supply.  Because  of 
community  volunteers,  this 
non-profit  organization  can 
usually  meet  this  requirement. 
January  and  the  summer 
months  are  the  most  difficult 
times  of  the  year  to  find 
volunteers,  according  to  a 
Blood  Assurance  spokesperson. 
The  Blood  Assurance  staff 
have  been  coming  to  the  cam- 
pus of  Southern  College  for 
seven  years,  though  the  blood- 
mobile  was  acquired  until  1979. 
This  is  the  first  year  that  the 
college  is  benefiting  from  a  new 
program,  whereby,  if  25  per- 
cent of  the  students  donate  at 
least  a  pint  of  blood,  the  entire 
student  body  is  covered  by  the 
Blood  Assurance  protection 
plan.  The  proection  also  in- 
cludes the  group  member's  im- 
mediate family.  This  protection 
can  be  used  anywhere  in  the 
United  States  and  extends  over 
a  one-year  period  with  an  in- 
finite amount  of  blood  being 
available  for  their  use. 

"The  students  and  ad- 
ministration at  Southern  Col- 
lege have  a  positive  attitude 


towards  giving  blood,"  stated 
the  Blood  Assurance  represen- 
tative. "The  good  response 
from  faculty  and  staff  spills 
over  to  the  students."  They  are 
now  working  toward  their  350 
pint  minimum  which  provides 
coverage  for  the  1985-1986 
school  year. 

A  total  of  243  pints  of  blood 
have  been  given  during  the 
September,  November,  and 
January  two-day  visits.  A 
fourth  visit  is  scheduled  for 
April  2  and  3. 

A  donor  must  weigh  at  least 
1 10  pounds  and  be  17  years  or 
older.  Careful  screening  ensures 
that  certain  health  requisites  are 
met  in  order  to  safeguard  blood 
quality. 

Bonnie  Ley,  a  senior  nursing 
student,  has  given  over  a  gallon 
of  blood.  Other  frequent 
donors  at  Southern  College  are 
Dr.  Bill  Richards,  professor  of 
business  administration,  and 
John  Beckett,  director  of  com- 
puter services. 

The  donors  not  only  beneit 
from  the  satisfaction  of  helping 
those  who  need  blood  each  day, 
and  from  the  reassurance  of 
covering  potential  personal 
need,  but  they  also  receive  a 
free  t-shirt  and  are  cared  for 
very  well  by  the  Blood 
Assurance  staff.  Donors  are 
given  soft  drinks  and  cookies. 
Blood  Assurance  staff  say 
they  like  to  visit  high  schools 
and  colleges  because  giving  . 
"the  gift  that  keeps  on  living"  * 
instills  in  youth  the  realization 
that  the  process  is  easy  and 
relatively  painless.  They  hope 
the  donors  will  continue  show- 
ing their  community  awareness 
by  donating  blood  through 
adulthood. 


James  Boren  is  Next 


Anderson  Lecturer 


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"When  in  Doubt,  Mumble" 
is  the  title  of  James  Boren's 
presentation  to  be  given  at  8 
p.m.  tonight  in  the  E.A.  Ander- 
son Lecture  Series. 

The  ten-part  series  is  being 
held  in  the  E.A.  Anderson 
Business  Seminar  Room, 
located  on  the  third  floor  of 
Brock  Hall  on  the  Collegedale 
campus. 

Dr.  Boren  will  also  speak 
earlier  in  the  day,  at  the  11:05 
a.m.  student  convocation  in  the 
Physical  Education  Center.  The 
public  is  welcome. 

Known  as  a  humorous 
speaker  with  a  message,  Dr. 
Boren  went  to  Washington, 
D.C.,  to  head  the  staff  of  a 
U.S.  Senator.  He  later  served 
for  nine  years  as  a  senior 
foreign  service  officer  in  Latin 
America  where  he  received 
numero  i  awards  for  his  work. 
He  holds  five  degrees,  has 
authored  four  books,  and  has 
made  television  and  radio 
appearances. 

In  1968  Dr.  Boren  founded 
the  International  Association  of 


Professional  Bureaucrats.  As 
president  of  INATAPROBU, 
he  presents  "Order  of  the  Bird" 
sculptures  to  those  who  apply 
the  principles  of  dynamic  inac- 
tion or  orbital  dialoguing. 

"Red  tape  is  the  tape  that 
binds  the  world  together,"  says 
Dr.  Boren.  "We  bureaucrats 
are  not  against  cutting  tape,  as 
long  as  it  is  cut  lengthwise." 

In  1972,  Dr.  Boren  ran  a 
170-mile  race  from 
Philadelphia  to  Washington, 
comparing  the  speed  of  the 
Pony  Express  and  the  U.S. 
Mail.  With  a  saddlebag  of  mail 
on  a  horse,  he  beat  the  U.S. 
Mail,  some  of  it  by  as  much  as 
eight  days. 

The  E.A.  Anderson  Lecture 
Series,  presented  by  the  Divi- 
sion of  Business  and  Office  Ad 
ministration  at  Southern  Col 
lege,  was  initiated  in  1 
through  the  generosity 
Eugene  Anderson,  a  Christian 
businessman  from  Atlanta  and 
founder  of  Southern  Saw  Ser- 


The  Night  of  the  Donkey 

On  February  2  at  8:00  p.m.,  the  Student  Association  will  be  spot 
soring  its  annual  benefit.  Come  and  watch  as  some  of  yw 
favorite  teachers  or  ministers  are  made  fools  of  by  donkejl 
Donkey  Basketball  Night  will  cost  all  students  three  dollars  Inad- 
vance,  three-fifty  at  the  door. 


Senate.  •  • 


money  would  not  have  helped 
speed  the  process  of  adding 
them  to  the  campus. 

When  the  idea  of  a 
ScanVertiser-Loma  Linda's  La 
Sierra  campus  has  a  similar 
-was  suggested,  it  didn't 
l  receive  a  warm  welcome.  The 
I  feeling  was  that  our  campus 
already  had  enough  informa- 
tion systems,  such  as  the  Ac- 
icent,  Chatter,  and  2552.  Even- 
Itually,  the  idea  was  approved 
Ion  the  assumption  that  the 
|  ScanVertiser  could  serve  as  a 
f  reinforcement  for  an- 
nouncements already  made  and 
a  reminder  for  those  who  find 
places,  times,  and  dates  easy  to 
forget  when  keeping  up  with  a 
busy  school  schedule.  Also,  it 
would  cut  down  on  the  number 
of  posters  around  the  campus. 
The  ScanVertiser,  with  a  five 
minute  read  out  time,  was  pur- 
chased for  $2,600.  It  will  even- 
tually be  hung  above  the  cash 
registers  in  the  cafeteria.  This 
seems  to  be  the  ideal  spot  since 
most  of  the  student  body 
spends  some  portion  of  the  day 
there. 

Bill  Dubois,  SA's  Public 
Relations  Director,  will  be  in 
charge  of  the  messages.  An- 
nouncements similar  to  those 
on  2552  will  be  shown  first.  The 
remaining  time  can  be  bought 
for  a  dollar  per  message  of  ten 


words  or  less.  Public  messages, 
such  as  sporting  events  and 
meetings,  and  personal 
messages,  such  as  birthday 
wishes,  should  be  given  to  Bill 
or  turned  in  at  the  SA  office. 
For  Valentine's  Day,  read-out 
time  will  be  devoted  to  special 
sweetheart  messages.  It  is 
hoped  that  the  ScanVertiser  will 
broaden  communication,  in- 
crease turnout  to  campus 
events,  benefit  students,  and 
add  to  the  enjoyment  of  cam- 
pus life. 


Marijuana:  More 

Smoking  one  marijuana  joint        DailgerOUS    Tlton    TODaCCO 


probably  equal  to  smoking  _ 
pack  of  cigarettes  a  day,"  says 
Dr.  Alfred  Munzer,  a  lung 
specialist  from  Takoma  Park, 
Maryland.  He  goes  on  to  state 
that  thus  far  few  lung  disease 
deaths  have  been  attributed  to 
marijuana  smoking  "only 
because  marijuana  as  it  is  being 
used  today  hasn't  been  around 
that  long." 

Dr.  Munzer,  who  is  a 
member  of  the  Board  of  Direc- 
tors of  the  American  Lung 
Association,  is  deeply  concern- 
ed about  the  carcinogenic  pro- 
perties of  marijuana  smoke.  In 
an  interview  to  be  printed  in  the 


February  1985  issue  of  LISTEN 
magazine,  Dr.  Munzer  explains 
why  smoking  marijuana  can  be 
far  more  dangerous  to  the  lungs 
than  smoking  tobacco. 

"Literally  hundreds  of  com- 
pounds are  released  when  a 
marijuana  joint  is  lit,"  says 
Munzer.  "We  don't  know  ex- 
actly what  each  of  these  com- 
pounds does,  but  a  great  many 
of  them  are  irritants  to  the 
respiratory  tract.  If  the 
respiratory  tract  is  irritated  long 
enough,  precancerous  condi- 
tions appear  that  can  lead  to 
crue   cancer."    The   greater 


potency  of  marijuana  in  recent 
years  has  further  increased  the 
risks  involved  with  its  use. 

Not  only  does  marijuana 
smoke  contain  50  to  60  percent 
more  cancer-causing  agents 
than  tobacco  smoke,  but  mari- 
juana users  tend  to  smoke 
joints  down  to  the  very  end  to 
inhale  much  more  deeply  than 
tobacco  smokers,  which  draws 
the  carcinogens  further  into  the 
lungs.  Munzer  cites  tests  which 
show  the  presence  of  precan- 
cer in  the  sputum  of 
marijuana  users  after  only  three 
to  six  months  of  regular  mari- 
juana smoking. 


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Jerry  Russell 

"Hey,  Jer." 

"What?" 

"I've  got  this  great  idea  for 
your  sports  commentary  this 
week." 

"No  Heft,  I  don't  want  to 
hear  it.  Last  time  1  asked  for 
your  help,  I  could  have  been 
kicked  out  of  school  if  I  had 
written  some  of  that  stuff." 

"No,  listen.  This  really  great 
stuff.  Are  you  ready?" 

"Yeah,  bring  it." 

"Fish  fighting." 

"Oh  Heft,  c'mon.  I  have  a 
deadline.  I  can't  be  wasting  my 
time  listening  to  this 
nonsense." 

"Just  hear  me  out.  You're 
gonna  love  it." 

Against  my  better  judgment 
I  listened  to  what  he  had  to  say, 
and  I  must  admit,  I'm  sold  on 
the  ideaT 


Basketball 


This  is  how  fish  fighting 
works.  Each  participating  stu- 
dent would  buy  a  Chinese 
fighting  fish  called  a  beta  for 
about  VA  dollars.  Two  fish 
would  then  square  off  in  a 
neutral  fighting  bowl.  The  first 
fish  to  back  off  is  the  loser. 
These  fish  fights,  of  course, 
would  be  :he  preliminaries, 
after  which  the  fish  would  be 
ranked  and  put  into  a  double- 
elimination  tournament  accord- 
ing to  their  ranking. 

The  fights  would  take  place 
in  the  dorm  until  popularity  in- 
creases after  which  they  could 
be  moved  to  the  Student  Center 
and  eventually  maybe  we  could 
get  Jaecks  to  make  out  a 
schedule.  These  fights  would 
take  the  place  of  soccer,  which 
is  no  big  deal  (maybe  three  or 
four  people  would  get  upset) 
because  nobody  likes  soccer 
anyway. 


minutes,  bul  Snider  went  on  a  tear  to 
put  the  game  out  of  reach  just  shortly 
after  halftime.  Ross  Snider  led  all 
scorers  with  22  points,  while  Emie 
Pherim  chipped  in  13  for  the  losers. 


Selby  72  O'Neal  67 
Selby  overcame  a  20-point  deficit  t 


Wurl  86  Wise  69 
Bob  Folkcnberg  scored  17  points  and     Hope' tried  to'keep  Vings ~cTose  while 


the 


Henderson  scored  19  points  to  lead 
Wurl  over  Wise,  86  to  69.  Wurl's  team 
had  a  very  balanced  scoring  attack  as 
five  players  scored  in  double  figures. 
Roy  Collins  had  a  great  game,  scoring 
26  in  a  losing  cause. 

McClure  55  Beardsley  29 
McClure  blew  past  Beardsley  55  to  29. 
Messer  led  the  way,  scoring  23  points, 
and  McClure  added  14  more.  Peters 
scored  18  in  a  losing  cause,  as  she  was 
the  only  offense  for  Beardsley. 


Q     THURSDAY 

Pheirim  49  Sutton  37 

Ernie  Pheirim's  team  bounces  back 
from  a  blowout  earlier  in  the  week  to 
beat  Sutton  by  12.  Once  again  Pheirim 
led  his  team  in  scoring  with  14  points 
while  Mark  Henderson  followed  with 
1 1 ,  eight  in  the  second  half.  Durocher 
led  all  scorers  with  1 5  in  a  losing  cause. 

Snider  58  Jones  33 
Ross  Snider  (18  points)  led  his  team  to 
a  crushing  defeat  of  Jones,  who  had  on- 
ly 1 1  points  at  the  half.  Wayne  Goffin 
had  13  points  in  helping  Snider  to  the 
victory  who  led  throughout  the  entire 
game.  Jay  Dedecker  was  the  only  bright 
spot  for  Jones  with  14  points. 


MONDAY 


Cain  81  Arcado  79 

Guard  Bob  Stephan  scored  20  second- 
half  points  and  Kent  Boyle  added  8 
points  in  the  clutch  as  Cain  posted  a 
two-point  come-from-behind  win  over 
Arcado.  It  seemed  as  though  Arcado 
would  blow  the  roof  off  the  gym  with 
pin-point  shooting  from  Jon  Marcum, 
Steve  Carlson,  and  Dave  Butler.  Mar- 
cum ended  the  first  half  with  16  points, 
but  impressive  play  in  the  middle  by 
Dcug  Rowland  and  Boyle's  play  off  the 
bench  kept  the  confidence  level  of 
Cain's  team  high.  Down  by  18  at 
hairtime,  Greg  Cain  led  his  team  on  a 
comeback.  Blocking  three  shots  and 
stabbing  six  rebounds,  Cain  gave  the 
team  the  added  lift  they  missed  from 
him  in  the  first  half.  Defense  also  was 
Cain's  strong  suit  as  they  limited  Mar- 
cum to  just  four  second  half  points. 
Carlson  was  also  held  to  four  but  Buder 
came  alive  for  Arcado  with  15.  Stephan, 
however,  couldn't  miss,  pushing  Cain's 
team  over  the  top  with  four  minutes  to 
play,  75-74,  with  a  jumper  from  the  cor- 
Stephan  ended  with  24  and  Creg 


Before  long  everyone  will 
have  a  fish.  By  that  time  we  will 
have  tag-team  fish  fighting  and 
fly  weight,  bantam  weight, 
middle  weight,  and  heavy 
weight  divisions. 

I  urge  everyone  to  join 
because  this  is  the  intramural  in 
which  you  don't  have  to  be  an 
athlete.  Even  if  you're  fat,  buy 
a  fish.  The  determination 
shown  by  that  little  guy  in  the 
water  could  be  all  the  motiva- 
tion you  need  to  drop  a  few 
pounds. 

Buy  a  fish  and  contact  Steve 
Martin  (he's  in  charge)  to  enter 
your  fish  in  the  preliminaries, 
which  will  begin  as  soon  as  we 
get  a  second  fish. 

Next  week,  open  "Hefty's 
Bag"  and  find  Rodney  Danger- 
field's  zebra.  An  insightful  look 
at  what  is  happening  between 
the  players  and  referees. 


Deely  71  O'Neal  62 

Dave  O'Neal  without  center  Paul  Hor- 
ton  suffered  their  second  defeat  in  a 
row.  O'Neal  did  get  26  points  out  of 
Eric  Hope,  however,  who  has  been  tear- 
ing up  the  league  so  far  this  year.  For 
Deely,  Steve  Jaecks  pumped  in  29 
points,  including  a  three- pointer,  to  lead 
the  winners.  Jerry  Russell  followed  with 
1 2  points  and  Bob  Kairu'eneski  1 1 ,  while 
Scotty  Adams  played  a  solid  point 
guard  with  9  points.  The  victory  mov- 
ed Deely  into  a  first  place  tie  with  Greve 
in  "A"  League. 


Davis  86  Selby  65 

Captain  Jeff  Davis  scored  32  points,  hit 
four  three-point  field  goals,  and  pull- 
ed do'"n  seven  rebounds  enroute  to  a 
86-65  victory  over  Kyle  Selby's  team. 
Selby's  team  never  seemed  to  get  it 
together  until  midway  through  the  se- 
cond half  as  they  committed  23  tur- 
novers in  an  error-plagued  first  half  that 
saw  them  fall  behind  36-19  at  halftime. 
Jeff  Davis  had  14  points,  and  Jimmy 
Crone  added  10  during  the  first  half  for 
Davis  while  Jim  Estrada  paced  Selby 
with  10.  Davis  pulled  away  with  good 
play  in  the  key  from  Toby  Fowler  and 
Crone,  as  Selby  blew  their  chances  with 
Mike  Fulbright  missing  ni 
shots.  Fulbright  still  led  his 
scoring  with  18  points. 


Hilderbrant  42  Washington  38 

In  one  of  the  best  women's  game  so  far 
this  year,  Hilderbrandt  got  past 
Washington  in  overtime  42-38.  Kerry 
Baker  hit  a  jump  shot  with  two  seconds 
left  to  send  the  game  into  overtime. 
Louanne  Marshall  hit  two  timely 
jumpers  in  overtime  to  win  it.  Dinny 
Neo  scored  17  to  lead  all  scorers  and 
Washington  scored  14  in  a  losing  cause. 


TUESDAY 


Hobbs  66  Wise  65 

In  a  thriller,  Stan  Hobb's  team  barely 
defeated  Sam  Wise's  team  in  "A" 
League  action  Tuesday  nigtu.  Hobbs 
delivered  a  clutch  free  throw  with  seven- 
teen seconds  left  to  play  for  the  winn- 
ing margin.  One  thing  went  overlook- 
ed, though,  with  48  seconds  to  play, 
Dean  Schtisner  was  fouled  by  Dave 
AJonso,  and  in  the  heat  of  the  moment, 
ten  seconds  eased  off  the  clock  without 
a  soul  noticing  it.  Mike  McClung  and 
Ron  Aguilera  each  scored  20  points  for 
the  victors.  With  the  loss.  Wise  drop- 


Basketball  Standings 
"AA"  League 
Team  Win  Loss 

Mock  2       2 

Green  1        1 

McFadden  1       1 

Arcado  1        1 

Cain  1       2 


Mock  104  Green  58 
In  an  unthrillei ,  Mock  walked  all  over 
Green  in  posting  a  46  point  victory. 
Green's  co-captain  Iain  Davis  was  in 
foul  trouble  early,  racking  up  four  in 
the  first  half.  Eric  Mock,  paced  all 
scorers  with  30  points.  Mike  Gentry  and 
Bob  Rogers  each  had  19,  while  Bob 
Murdoch  added  17.  Jon  Miller  pumped 
in  three  3-point  shots  and  ended  the 
game  with  13.  Mark  Murphy  and  Davis 
each  had  12  points  for  Green  (1-1). 


"A" 

League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Deely 

2      0 

Greve 

2      0 

Malone 

1       0 

Wurl 

2       1 

Hobbs 

1       1 

Wise 

1       1 

Davis 

1       2 

O'Neal 

1       2 

Selby 

1       2 

"B" 

League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Snider 

2      0 

Sutton 

1       1 

Pheirim 

1       1 

Jones 

1       2 

Starbird 

0       1 

"Women 

V  League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

McClure 

2      ° 

Beardsley 

Hilderbrand 

Washington 

Klischies 

Green 

Snow 


Snow.  It's  H20  in  one  of  its 
finest  forms.  It's  pretty  basic 
stuff,  actually.  And  it  is  one  of 
the  all  American  cliches.  You 
know,  "of  gentle  wisp,  and 
downy  flake."  Let's  face  it, 
those  downy  flakes  are 
fascinating-snow  is  beautiful. 
Everyone  appreciates  it. 
Even  the  unlikeliest  people  get 
creative  in  snow.  They  walk 
through  it,  and  they  think 
about  it.  Profound  thoughts 
like,  "Hmmmm.  .  .snow.  . 
.ooooh—deep,"  or  maybe, 
"Here  it  is,  covering  all  of 
everything,"  (pause  for  a  mo- 
!  ment)  "and  then,"  (another 
I  pause)  "It  is  so  hot  in  the  sum- 
mertime. .  .think  of  that."  The 
abilhy  to  think  in  the  abstract 
a  skill  that  many  Americans 
like  to  believe  they  possess.  Un- 
fortunately, many  Americans 
uffer  from  delusions. 
Americans,  on  the  whole,  are 
very  imaginative  when  it  comes 
now.  We  make  snowballs 
and  throw  them  at  each  other, 
and  laugh.  (Too  bad  we  can't 
fill  MX  warheads  with  slush 
and  play  a  great  joke  on  the 
reds.)  We  make  snowmen  and 
watch  them  melt.  (Remember 
folks,  school  elections  are  com- 


Sub-Freezing  Temperatures 
Hit  Collegedale 


ing  up;  we  will  get  to  hear  and 
see  all  kinds  of  verbal  snowball 
fighting.)  We  go  skiing,  sleigh 
riding,  tobogganing-and 
nobody  knows  what  all. 
(Maybe  the  Encyclopedia  Brit- 
tanica  knows.)  Some  native 
Americans  even  build  their 
homes  with  snow. 

But  by  the  way,  an  American 
did  not  invent  snow.  Snow  hap- 
pens when  super-cooled  con- 
densation meets  a  dust  particle. 
That  is,  tiny  particles  of  water, 
not  large  enough  to  be  called 
drops,  which  are  existing  in 
temperatures  as  low  as  -40F  get 
near  a  little  piece  of  something 
to  cling  to.  These  tiny  bits  of 
water  evaporate  when  they 
come  close  to  a  dust  particle 
and  instantly  freeze  around  the 
particle  without  ever  going 
through  the  liquid  stage.  This  is 
called  sublimation.  The 
evaporated  condensation 
always  crystallizes  in  a  hex- 
ogonal  structue.  That's  weird. 
These  beautiful  hexogonal 


Thought  Provoking  Whys 


Reinhotd  E.  Smith 

Does  this  school  or  the  peo- 
ple who  attend  it  sometimes 
puzzle  you?  Do  you  find 
yourself  with  questions  that 
don't  quite  seem  to  get 
answered?  The  following  is 
some  of  the  more  popular  ques- 
tions that  "Dear  Lori"  won't 
answer. 

Why  do  people  who  have 
been  driving  for  50  years 
become  rude,  pull  out  in  front 
of  you  even  though  there  is  five 
miles  of  empty  road  behind 
you,  turn  without  using  their 
signals,  and  start  driving  15 
miles  per  hour  in  a  35  mile 
zone?  Seriously,  after  50  years 
wouldn't  you  finally  get  it 
right? 

Why  do  half  the  people  in 
Hamilton  County  drive  five 
miles  per  hour  in  snow,  while 
the  other  half  sit  in  a  ice- 
covered  parking  lot,  on  a  hill, 
and  floor  the  gas  pedal?  You 
native  Southern  drivers  are  the 
best  weapon  the  military  could 
ever  use.  The  best  way  to  get  a 
"Yankee"  to  go  home  is  to 
drive  75  mph  on  ice  and  honk 
or  go  five  miles  per  hour  till 
Ihey  go  crazy  and  turn  around 
and  go  back'where  they  belong. 

Why  were  the  steps  on  this 
campus  designed  for  munch- 
kins?  Whether  it's  up  or  down, 
you  feel  like  you're  going  to 
need  charm  lesons  immediately. 

Why  didn't  the  school  get  a 
two-for-one  special  and  have 
Lynn  Wood  Hall  ripped  down, 
too? 


Why  was  Brock  Hall  built 
seven  miles  from  the  campus, 
and  when  will  CARTA  start 
service  between  buildings? 

Why  does  the  "CK"  close  at 
seven  o'clock?  Where  can  you 
go  around  here  for  a  Big  Mac 
after  seven?  What  is  a  Master- 
Burger  anyway?  Is  it  the  best 
burger  they  serve?  How  about 
a  "Steak-Burger"?  Have  you 
ever  seen  a  bottle  of  A- 1  in  that 
place? 

Why  is  there  a  two-thousand 
dollar  fireplace  in  the  Student 
Center  that  never  burns? 

Why  do  we  attend  school 
when  the  wind-chill  is  -42  when 
most  of  us  don't  have  clothes 
for  that  kind  of  weather? 

Why  do  theology  majors 
wear  clothes  designed  in  1967? 
By  the  way,  guys,  the  latest 
fashion  news  is  that  wide  ties 
are  making  a  comeback,  better 
get  some  thin  ones. 

And  finally,  why  does  the 
women's  dorm  have  brown  and 
blue  colors  while  the  guys  have 
pink  and  purple?  And  why  do 
the  guys  have  to  leave  the 
women's  lobby  at  eight,  when 
the  girls  can  stay  in  the  guys' 
lobby  till  eleven? 

Wait  one  more,  the  word  is 
out  that  the  reason  we  spent 
half -a-mill  ion  on  the  organ  is 
that  it  will  last  for  three  hun- 
dred years,  as  opposed  to  thir- 
ty. We  won't  be  here  in  thirty 
years,  will  we,  much  less  three 
hundred?  Oh  well,  something 
to  think  about. 


crystalline  structures,  compos- 
ed of  molecules  consisting  of 
two  hydrogen  atoms  and  one 
oxygen  atom,  come  floating 
down  out  of  the  clouds.  Now 
we  all  know  that  the  unbalanc- 
ed force  on  snow  (as  it  is  on 
everything  near  or  on  the 
Earth)  is  9.8  Newton's  (thirty- 
two  feet  per  second  squared.) 
But  with  all  the  friction,  or  up- 
ward force,  supplied  by  the  at- 
mosphere, it  can  take  a  long 
time  for  those  downy  flakes  to 
land.  After  all,  they  do  have  a 
very  large  area  to  mass  ratio. 
And  what  a  beautiful  ratio. 
Even  that  master  of  dualism, 
Rene  Descartes,  took  time  out 
from  his  brilliant  (and 
sometimes  misleading) 

philosophical  projections  to  be 
one  of  the  first  in  history  to 
draw  and  write  about 
snowflakes.  (That's  a  fact.)  Go 
ahead,  read  him  sometime. 
And  while  you  are  trying  to 
understand  what  he  means 
about  the  difference  between 
mind  and  body  (more 
specifically,  the  difference  bet- 
ween mind  and  brain),  while 
you  are  trying  to  picture  the  I 
behind  the  I  in  your  mind's  eye, 
while  you  are  trying  to  float 
your  mind  out  through  your 
ears,  you  might  just  pull 
yourself  together  and  go  out 
and  thank  the  Lord  with  all  of 
your  being  for  something  as 
beautiful  and  fun 


Allan  Starbird 

The  worst  weather  seen  in 
years  came  to  Tennessee  this 
past  week,  freezing  toes,  pipes, 
and  ponds,  and  sending  people 
frantically  searching  for  an- 
tifreeze for  their  cars.  The 
minus-ten  degrees  temperature 
broke  all  records  for  the  State 
of  Tennessee  since  1966. 

Early  Sunday  morning  a 
heavy  cloud  cover  spread  over 
the  eastern  state,  leaving  in  its 
wake  4  inches  of  snow. 

Sunday  afternoon  all  but  two 
schools  in  the  Chattanooga 
area  had  decided  to  close 
because  of  bad  weather  condi- 
tions. The  only  schools  that  had 
classes  were  Southern  College 
and  Lee  College  in  Cleveland. 


m 


One  radio  broadcaster  for 
KZ-106  commented,  "Those 
Adventists  " 

Despite  the  opening  of  school 
here  at  S.C.,  a  few  classes  were 
cancelled  because  teachers  were 
not  able  to  get  to  the  campus. 
Many  village  students  also  were 
kept  home  due  to  slippery  roads 
and  extreme  cold. 

The  inclimate  weather  seems 
also  to  have  affected  some  of 
the  students'  sanity  because 
during  the  coldest  period  of  the 
week  Mike  Sinclair  and  friends 
tried  jogging  in  the  snow,  wear- 
ing only  shorts  and  tennis 
shoes.  They  gave  up  after  only 
one  lap  around  Talge  Hall. 


Classifieds 


Foresight 


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"Is  it  true  what  they  said  about 
Dixie?"  Find  out  on  January  30 
at  Hunter  Museum  lunchtime 
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Featured  in  Program  and  Ar- 
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PERSONAL 

Dear  ladies  of  Thatcher  Hall, 
Many  thanks  for  not  asking  me 
out  this  past  Reverse  Weekend. 
If  I  had  been  asked,  I  would 
have  felt  bad  when  I  had  to 
decline  because  a  date  would 
probably  mean  that  I  would  not 
have  gotten  my  13  hours  of 
sleep  and  would  have  been  ex- 
hausted during  the  upcoming 
week. 

Love 
Owner  of  a  Lonely  Heart 


Saturday 


January  24 
January  25 

January  26 


Monday  January  27 

Tuesday  January  29 

Wednesday       January  30 


5:15  p.m.:  College  Bowl 
8:00  p.m.:  Vespers:  Campus  Min. 
Faculty  Vespers 

7:30  &  10:00  p.m.:  Film  in  Thatcher* 
7:30&  10:00p.m.:  Pizza&Movie** 
5:15  p.m.:  College  Bowl 
11:05  a.m.:  chapel 

7:00    p.m.:    Midweek     Worship 


*The  Cross  and  the  Switchblade 

**The  Great  Locomotive  Chase  in  the  Cafeteria 

Min. 

Thatcher* 


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Dear  Students 

Where  are  all  the  Miami 
Dolphin  fans  who  gave  me  grief 
for  wearing  my  "49ers"  cap  for 
2  weeks  before  the  game? 

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Southern  /Iccent 


Llume  40,  Number  15 


Southern  College,  CoUegedale,  Tennessee 


S.A.    Elections   Season   Begins 


| Russell  S.  Duerksen 

As  most  of  you  are  probably 
■aware,  it  is  the  season  for  SA 
■elections  once  again.  And  with 
Ian  election  goes  a  schedule  of 
■jvents.  Listed  below  are  the 
■scheduled  events  for  this  year's 
campaign. 

1.  Friday,  February  1,  1985, 
i.  A  full  listing  of  all 
andidates  meeting  filing 
regulations  will  be  posted. 

Monday,  February  4, 
|  1985,  at  8:00  am.  Campaigning 
|  may  legally  begin.  This  is  when 
begin  to  see  posters 
sprouting  up  all  over  campus 
land  find  strange  people  walk- 
I  ing  up  to  you  and  asking  for 
|  your  vote. 


3.  Thursday,  February  7, 
1985.  Chapel  on  this  day  will  be 
a  speeches  chapel  at  which  all 
candidates  will  make  short 
speeches  describing  their  pro- 
posed plans  for  the  next  year. 

4.  Tuesday,  February  12, 
1985.  If  necesary,  a  primary 
election  will  be  held  on  this  day 
for  any  office  fielding  more 
than  two  candidates. 

5.  Tuesday,  February  19, 
1985.  This  is  the  day  in  which 
you  get  to  question  the  can- 
didates for  SA  office.  A  general 
press  conference  will  be  held  by 
all  candidates  in  the  cafeteria  at 
12:00  noon  at  which  they  will 
be     available     1 


questions. 

6.  Thursday,  February  21, 
1985.  ELECTION  DAY. 
Please  get  out  and  vote  on  this 
day.  Your  vote  does  make  a 
difference.  Last  year  the 
presidency  was  decided  by  on- 
ly 10  votes.  A  polling  place  will 
be  open  somewhere  on  campus 
from  8  a.m.  to  1 1  p.m.  on  that 
day,  so  there  is  really  no  excuse 
for  not  voting. 


In  conclusion,  these  are  the 
SA  officers  for  your  SA  that 
you  are  electing,  so  get  involv- 
ed in  the  electoral  process. 
Remember,  its  the  dues  from 
your  tuition  that  they'll  be 
spending,  so  consider  carefully, 
and  vote  accordingly. 


Choo-Choo  Hosts 
Valentine's  Banquet 


Alan  Star  bird 

As  February  14  inches  closer, 
many  students  are  wondering 
how  this  year's  Valentine's  ban- 
quet will  turn  out. 

According  to  Mitsue  Yap- 
shing,  co-Vice-President  for 
Social  Activities,  the  banquet 
will  be  held,  as  planned,  on 
Sunday,  February  10  at  7:00 
p.m.  The  place  will  be  the  Chat- 
tanooga Choo-Choo's  Imperial 
Room.  This  year's  Valentine 
meal  will  be  prepared  by  the 
Choo-Choo's  staff  and  will  be 
served  buffet  style. 

The  banquet  is  considered  an 
open  affair,  meaning  that  a  per- 
son from  either  side  of  our 
campus  may  ask  his  or  her 
"sweetheart"  for  the  special 
evening. 


"Your  Voice"  is  Subject  of 

Next  Anderson  Lecture     SC  Graduate  Cu*s    First  Album 


Mitsue  and  Bob  Folkenberg, 
her  co- Vice-President,  are 
"hush-hush"  on  entertainment 
specifics,  but  some  of  the  infor- 
mation that  they  have  given  is 
that  all  the  entertainment  will 
be  done  by  Southern  College 
students.  There  will  be  musical 
selections,  comical  skits,  and  a 
magic  show.  A  highlight  will  be 
violin  serenade  music  at  one's 
table  by  request.  A  movie  will 
be  shown,  but  at  the  time  of 
this  writing,  the  title  is  not 
known. 

Tickets  are  available  at  the 
Student  Center  desk  for  $25.00 
per  couple-  They  are  expected 
to  go  fast,  so  if  one  wishes  to 
be  part  of  this  evening,  he  or 
she  should  make  plans  to  attend 
immediately. 


"What  You  Have  Always 
|  Wanted  to  Know  About  Your 
But  Didn't  Know 
I  Enough  to  Ask"  is  the  topic 
|  Dr.  Ralph  E.  Hillman  will  pre- 
t  8  p.m.  tonight. 
The  talk,  a  part  of  the  E.  A. 
I  Anderson  Lecture  Series 
|  presented  by  the  Division  of 
s  and  Office  Ad- 
|  ministration  at  Southern  Col- 
,  will  be  given  in  the  Ander- 
I  son  Business  Seminar  Room  on 
1  the  third  floor  of  Brock  Hall  on 
|  the  CoUegedale  campus. 

Dr.  Hillman  is  an  associate 
|  professor  of  speech  and  theater 
Middle  Tennessee  State 
lUniversity  in  Murfreesboro.  A 
■developer  of  communication 
■workshops  for  industry, 
iBchools,  and  churches,  he  also 
fcommunicates  as  a  storyteller, 
puppeteer,  and  clown. 
His  M.A.  in  speech  educa- 
tion was  earned  at  the  Univer- 
Bty  of  Iowa.  After  three  years 
of  teaching  in  Hawaii,  he 
■turned  to  the  mainland  and  in 
B?2  was  awarded  a  Ph.D  in 
Hpech  education  at  Penn- 
Rlvania  State  University. 
■The  father  of  three  teenagers, 
B1-  Hillman  has  been  involved 
P  Cub  Scouting  and  PTA  ac- 
■vities.  He  is  past  president  of 
the  Tennessee  Speech  Com- 
munication Association,  has 
Written  a  number  of  papers, 


and  currently  provides  com- 
munication training  for 
Management  Information 
Systems  and  the  Douglas 
Group. 

The  public  is  invited  to  at- 
tend Dr.  Hillman's  lecture  free 
of  charge.  A  question  and 
answer  period  will  follow  the 
presentation. 

Final  Registration 
Figures  Show 
Increase 

With  the  close  of  Tuesday, 
January  22,  the  last  day  for 
students  to  add  classes, 
Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists  had  1 ,475 
students  enrolled  on  its  Col- 
legedale  and  extension  cam- 
puses. This  time  last  year,  SC 
had  1468  students,  giving  it  a 
head  count  increase  of  seven. 

However,  the  amount  of  full- 
time  equivalency  students  is 
down  from  last  year's  total  of 
1 ,  124  to  1 ,088 .  Also  down  is  the 
total  hours  of  enrollment,  from 
17,420  to  16,857.  These 
statistics  indicate  that  while 
enrollment  has  stabilized  at 
Southern  College,  students  are 
carrying  lighter  class  loads. 


Chris    Hawkins,    a    1983    singing  some  of  his  own  new    cassette  tapes  are  not  ready  for 
graduate  of  Southern  College,    songs.  release,  but  those  that  may 

recently  finished  work  on  his        On  Saturday  evening,   his    want   them,    may   order   the 
first   album.    Entitled   Don't    album  will  be  available  for  pur-    cassettes  on  Saturday. 
Look  Back,  the  album  will  be    chasing.  Chris  says  that  the 
distributed  nationwide.  "The 
Lord  has  really  been  good  to 
me,"  Chris  says  when  commen- 
ting about  the  wide  distribu- 
tion. "Not  everyone  gets  this 
privilege." 

Don't  Look  Back's  music 
may  be  described  as  contem- 
porary/easy listening.  Only  two 
of  the  songs  have  a  fast  beat. 
All  of  the  songs  are  new,  with 
the  exception  of  two  of  them. 
This  opportunity  for  Chris 
was  made  possible  when  he 
recently  signed  a  contract  with 

Lamb    Record    Company   of 

Nashville,  Tennessee.  The  com- 
pany currently  is  planning  a 

tour  for  Chris,  which  will  give 

him  added  exposure. 
Southern  College  will  have 

an  opportunity  to  hear  Chris 

Hawkins     in     person     this 

weekend.  On  Friday,  he  will 

perform  a  sacred  concert  for 

that    evening's    vespers.    On 

Saturday,  at  5:30,  he  will  per- 
form another  concert  in  That- 
cher Hall;  however,  his  songs 

will  be  more  contemporary. 

Chris  will  sing  numbers  that 

have  been  made  famous  by 

Christian  recording  artists,  such 

as  Sandy  Patty,  Amy  Grant, 

and  Dallas  Holm,  as  well  as 


Your  SA  Is  Important 

•'TmCS^S with  mmor that 

SSSsSSHKas 

makes  for  a  better  school  government.  At  one  point  in  my  col 
toe  career  I  thought  that  apathy  had  struck  this  campus  as  re- 
oun^y'as  it  had  hi,  many  others.  The  trend  seems  to  have 
mS *-y«W  -e  becoming  involved.  Althoughoe- 
ain  offices  will  again  have  one  candidate  to  decide  for  or  agains  , 
other  offices  are  being  considered  by  three  or  more  students.  This 
noin  may  be  proven  wrong  when  the  approved  lis.  of  candidates 
fs  posted  tomorrow,  but  I  would  venture  that  those  who  changed 
their  minds  about  running  will  get  involved  next  year  in  another 

"secondly  as  a  voter,  I  wish  to  have  a  choice  of  candidates  to 
pick  from  Choosing  from  a  list  of  potential  office-holders  has 
o  positive  results:  It  allows  the  students  to  elect  the  person  they 
want  (Of  course,  this  isn't  so  if  none  of  the  candidates  seem  to 
have  anything  going  for  him.),  and  it  gives  the  newly-elected  of- 
ficial mandate  to  work  ("We  put  you  in  because  we  felt  you  would 
do  the  better  job.  Now  do  it!").  When  an  office  has  only  one 
person  running  for  it,  a  voter  is  reluctant  to  not  affirm  him 
because  the  former  does  not  want  to  extend  the  month-long  elec- 
n  process  any  further.  Thus  the  elector  puts  the  individual  in 
office  anyway,  and  the  new  officer  does  not  have  as  strong  a  man- 
date to  work. 

With  more  students  showing  an  interest  in  student  government, 
positive  actions  can  ba  accomplished.  Not  only  will  the  students 
see  that  an  idea  is  not  simply  a  whim  of  the  few,  but  the  faculty 
and  administration  will  notice  this,  too.  With  more  students  get- 
ting involved,  better  years  of  government  are  ahead  for  SC 


CLOSE  SCHOOL  DOWN 
IN  BAD  WEATHER 


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Dear  Editor, 

During  the  recent  episodes  ot 
non-typical  Tennessee  weather, 
it  came  to  our  attention  that 
virtually  all  schools  in  the  area 
were  closed,  except  for  a  few 
glaring  exceptions-most 
notably  Southern  CoUege  of 
Seventh-Day  Adventists.  Why 
this  discrepancy  between  SC 
and  other  schools?  Do  Adven- 
tist  college  students  and 
teachers  have  certain  qualities 
that  make  them  better  able  to 
navigate  in  bad  weather  than 
everyone  else?  Is  the  snow  and 
ice  less  treacherous  on  this  cam- 
pus than  anywhere  else? 

True,  most  of  the  students 
live  on  campus  and  don't  have 
too  far  to  travel  from  dorm 
room  to  school  room,  but  what 
about  the  village  students  and 
faculty?  These  people  risk  life 
and  limb  (and  car),  struggling 
through  the  elements  to  get  to 
school.  And  what  about  those 
who  can't  make  it  at  all?  Is  it 
right  that  some  students  have  to 
miss  class  and  go  through  the 
headache  of  making  it  up 
because  they  can't  get  to 
school?  Then  there  are  the 
teachers  who  are  stranded  and 
miss  their  lecture  time. 

We've  heard  that  school  is 
kept  open  because  the  students 
wouldn't  know  what  to  do 
without  classes  and  would  go 
around  terrorizing  the  campus, 
is  this  true?  This  reason  we  find 
hard  to  accept. 

Basically,  what  we're 
wondering  is  why  SC  must  stay 
open  during  this  unusual 
weather  while  all  other  schools 
close?  A  statement  concerning 
reasons  and  policies  for  the 
school  opening  or  closing 
would  be  appreciated. 

John  Dysinger  and  Bob 
Folkenberg 


GOD  DOESN'T  BREAK  LEGS 

Dear  Editor: 

It's  not  often  that  I  read  an 
article  in  the  Southern  Accent 
that  I  don't  like  or  even 
disagree  with.  But  Lon 
Heinsman's  "Reflections"  ar- 
ticle in  this  last  week's  issue  left 
me  wondering  and  just  a  little 
bit  disillusioned. 

I  agree  with  the  article  in  that 
we  do  not  often  heed  God's 
word,  and  it  takes  something 
drastic  to  help  some  of  us  see 
our  mistakes.  What  I  don't 
quite  understand  is  the  fact  that 
God  is  supposed  to  make  these 
tragedies  happen.  I  knew  He 
allowed  them  to  happen,  but 
since  when  does  He  "break" 


I  was  raised  and  taught  to 
believe  that  our  God  today  is 
the  same  loving  One  who  in  Bi- 
ble times  allowed  Satan  to  hurt 
Job,  yet  provided  him  protec- 
tion through  his  faith. 

Even  if  we  don't  have  Job's 
faith,  I  don't  think  God  resorts 
to  cruelty.  Am  I  wrong?  Has 
God  changed? 

If  so,  here's  to  dictatorship, 
knowing  God,  and  breaking  a 

leg. 

Elize  Wesself 


WHY,  MR.  EDITOR? 

Dear  Editor, 

As  a  Student  Association  of- 
ficer, I  hear  quite  a  few  remarks 
and  am  asked  various  questions 
about  different  aspects  of  the 
Student  Association.  I  have 
heard  quite  a  few.  "whys" 
about  the  Southern  Accent,  the 
"voice"  of  our  Student 
Association.  These  include 
"Why  aren't  there  more  per- 
sonal classifieds?";  "Why 
doesn't  he  (you,  Mr.  Negron) 
include  more  funny  humor  and 
funny  stories  like  the  'Southern 


I  Reporters 


Michael  Batrtstone 

Melanie  Boyd 

La  Ronda  Curtis 

Russell  Ducrksen 

Sheila  Elwin 

Lori  Heinsman 

Norman  Hobbs 

Joni  King 


The  Southern  Accent  is  the  official  student  newspaper  of  Southern 

College  and  is  released  each  Thursday  with  the  exception  c 

and  exam  weeks.  Opinions  expressed  in  letters  and  by-lined 

the  opinion  of  the  author  and  do  not  necessarily  reflect  the  opinions 

of  the  editors,  Southern  College,  the  Seventh-day  Adventist  church  or 

the  advertisers. 


Cynic'  of  years  past?", 
aren't  there  more  letters  to  f§ 
editor?";  "Why  didn't  he p 
the  letter  I  or  my  friend  > 
in?";  etc. 

I  would  like  for  you 
answer  these  questions,  stall 
your  policies,  and  give  reason) 
for  your  policies  to  be  wbd 
they  are. 

Michael  I 

Executive  Vice-President  of  tl 
Student  Association  and  Chaj 
man  of  the  Publications  j 
Productions  Committee 

Dear  Mr.  Palsgrave, 
The  questions  in  your  letterl 
are  ones  that  you  andyoi 
stituents  have  a  right  to  knot/.] 
I  will  address  each  one 
dividually  and  In  as  brief, , 
complete,  manner. 

"Why  aren't  there  moreper\ 
sonal  classifieds?"  To  -fcel 
honest  with  you,  I  /lovel 
wondered  about  that  myself.  At  I 
the  beginning  oftheyear,  Ihadl 
expected  more  than  has  com  I 
in;  however,  I  suspect  that  th\ 
reason  students  are  not  sendini  I 
personal  classifieds  is  (tall 
students  are  not  sure  what  1  y&  I 
put  in  and  what  I  will  keep  ml.  T 
Essentially,  I  will  put  a  personal 
ad  in  the  Accent  if  the  messagi 
is  not  distasteful.  For  exampli,  I 
/  received  one  referring  to «« I 
individual's  sexual  escapaini 
earlier  in  the  year.  Obvi 
it  did  not  go  in. 

"Why  doesn't  he  includti 
more  humor  and  funnA 
stories?"  At  the  beginning  4 1 
the  school  year,  I  attempted  ti  I 
have  a  "Southern  Cynic"  M* 
umn.  There  were  two  problem  I 
that  I  encountered:  1)  I  did  »»l 
find  a  writer  that  was  willing  Hi 
write  that  type  of  material,  mi  I 
when  I  found  one,  I  did  not  Ut  I 
the  material;  2)  The  ttm>\ 
"Cynic"  denotes  a  bitter  mod-  T 
ing,  which  doesn't  fit  a  CnM 
turn  paper.  The  Accent  m»*| 


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Reflections 


Reed  Christman 

The  doctrine  of  the  Great 
Controversy,  simply  that  there 
is  warfare  between  Christ  and 
Satan,  between  good  and  evil, 
is  fundamental  to  the  Christian 
church.  This  spiritual  warfare 
will  continue  until  Christ  comes 
again.  Ultimately  Christ  will 
win.  Goodness  will  prevail  and 
righteousness  will  be  the  univer- 
sal condition  forever. 

This  controversy  is  in  each  of 
our  minds.  We  all  recognize  its 
existence.  In  every  one  of  us 
there  lies  at  least  a  spark  of 
spirituality:  a  time  when  we  feel 
the  presence  of  God  in  our 
lives,  a  time  when  we  feel  the 
reality  of  the  gospel. 

In  the  discipline  cases  I  have 
dealt  with  during  my  five  and 
a  half  years  at  Southern,  I  have 
yet  to  see  even  what  some  might 
consider  the  most  "hardened" 
individual  want  to  leave.  In  the 
end  each  has  wanted  to  stay 

Letter. .  . 

tempt  to  put  some  humor  into 
future  issues.  (Perhaps  some- 
one will  be  able  to  come  up  with 
a  title  for  a  humorous  column). 

"Why  aren't  there  more  let- 
ters to  the  editor?"  and  "Why 
didn  't  he  print  the  letter  I  or  my 
friend  sent  in?"  I  cannot  print 
a  letter  I  do  not  get.  Very  few 
have  come  in  this  year.  Some 
have  come  in,  but  were  not 
signed.  This  year's  editorial 
staff  will  not  print  an 
anonymous  letter  because  we 
believe  that  a  person  who  has 
something  to  say  should  let  his 
reading  audience  in  on  his 
identity. 

I  hope  I  have  answered  your 
questions  satisfactorily,  Mr. 
Palsgrove. 

Dennis  Negron 
Editor 


Preparing   to   Fight   the  Battle 


because  he  realized  that 
Southern  College  provides  a 
hedge,  however  small,  protec- 
ting them  from  the  world. 
Likewise,  in  each  of  our  lives 
there  is  a  time  when  the  things 
of  the  world  seem  in  control  or 
more  appealing. 

The  question  then  is,  how  do 
we  gain  the  victory  in  this  bat- 
tle? What  can  we  do  to  help  the 
"good  side"  win? 

Each  of  us  is  unique;  our  ex- 
periences are  different;  but  for 
me  the  battle  must  be  won  in 
the  morning.  If  I  am  going  to 
be  victorious  in  the  battle,  I 
must  make  significant  contact 
with  the  Lord  Jesus  at  the 
beginning  of  my  day  before  I 
face  my  responsibilities-before 
I  relate  with  others. 

To  be  meaningful,  my  time 
of  contact  must  be  structured. 
Haphazard  worship  has  never 


brought  growth  and  victory  in 
my  life. 

My  specific  method  is  simple. 
I  study  my  Bible  primarily  by 
books  and  paragraphs  as  op- 
posed to  topically.  In  attemp- 
ting to  analyze  each  paragraph, 
I  list  on  paper  the  predicates  of 
each  sentence,  then  subjects 
and  objects.  I  also  use  what  are 
sometimes  called  in  English 
classes  "our  six  Uttle  friends"- 
-who,  what,  where,  when,  how 
and  why. 

Probing  takes  time  and  ef- 
fort. Sometimes  I  read  a 
paragraph  six  or  seven  times 
and  its  meaning  doesn't  sink  in; 
sometimes  the  meaning  remains 
vague  for  months;  then  the 
light  begins  to  shine  when  it  is 
most  needed. 

Asking  questions,  not  only 
helps  in  the  analysis  of  a 
specific  passage,  the  process 
opens  the  mind  igniting  an  in- 


quisitive nature  and  inspiring 
love  and  appreciation  for  the 
holy. 

First  Corinthians  10:6-11, 
discussing  Moses  and  the  Ex- 
odus experience,  slates:  "Now 
these  things  occurred  as  ex- 
amples, to  keep  us  from  setting 
our  hearts  on  evil  things  as  they 
did.  Do  not  be  idolaters...  We 
should  not  commit  sexual  im- 
morality... We  should  not  test 
the  Lord...  and  do  not  grum- 
ble... These  things  happened  to 
them  as  examples  and  were 
written  down  as  warnings  for 
us..." 

I  read  the  Bible  stories  to  my 
children  and  for  myself  over 
and  over  because  they  "tend  to 
keep  us  from  setting  our  hearts 
on  evil  things." 

You  may  not  have  a  Goliath 
to  fight,  but  you  have  giants  of 
your  own.  You  may  never  be 
thrown  into  a  lions'  den  but 


there  is  a  lion  seeking  to  devour 
you. 

Fight  back  with  the  Word  of 
God: 

A  devouring  flame  - 

Jeremiah  5:14 
A  crushing  hammer  - 

Jeremiah  23:29 
A  life  giving  force  - 

Ezekiel  37:7 
A  saving  power  - 

Romans  1:16 
A  defensive  weapon  - 

Ephesians  6:17 
A  probing  instrument  - 
Hebrews  4:12 
"For  everything  that  was 
written  in  the  past  was  written 
to  teach  us,  so  that  through  en- 
durance and  the  encouragement 
of  the  scriptures  we  might  have 
hupe."  Rom.  15:4  (NIV) 


Reed  Christman  is  Dean  of 
Men  at  Southern  College. 


Senate  Reports 


Sheila  Elwin 

The  senate  meeting  of 
January  28  was  one  of  concen- 
trated "senate  business." 

Senator  Folkenberg,  of 
precinct  No.  5,  resigned 
because  of  his  new  Social  Vice 
President  responsibilities. 
However,  that  precinct  was 
replaced  by  a  unanimous  vote 
with  John  Dysinger. 

Also,  due  to  takeover  of  the 
Joker  Supplement  editorship, 
Senator  Elwin  was  revoked 
from  the  publications  commit- 
tee and  replaced  by  Senator 
Cole. 

Senior  Donna  Wolbert 
resigned  her  position  as  student 
representative  to  faculty  senate 
because  of  her  overloaded 
schedule  and  was  replaced  by 
Joni  King, 


Analysis  Beyond  the  Resume 


After  all  resignations  and 
replacements  were  accepted, 
business  moved  on  to  a  presen- 
tation of  the  upcoming 
Sweetheart  Banquet  by  Senator 
Yapshing.  Yapshing  declared 
that  the  food  at  this  banquet 
should  surpass  the  quality  of 
previous  banquets. 

A  budget  review  by 
Treasurer  Brownlow  showed  all 
expenses  in  order  by  the  various 
organizations. 

Senator  Parker  gave  a  special 
presentation  on  the  poor  phone 
situation  and  senate  voted  to 
make  another  effort  towards 
righting  it. 

The  meeting  ended  with  a 
reminder  for  all  to  got  to 
Donkey  Basketball  Saturday 
night. 


Campus  Digest  News  Service 
Graphology:  no,  it's  not 
another  one  of  those  general 
education  classes  you're  re- 
quired to  take,  but  you  may  en- 
counter it  as  you're  applying 
for  jobs  and  even  after  you 
become  a  full-time  employee. 
Graphology  is  the  study  of 
loops,  spaces,  slashes  and  other 
distinctions  of  penmanship. 
About  1,000  businesses  across 
the  country  (banks,  ad  agen- 
cies, automotive  businesses,  in- 
surance firms,  oil  companies, 
etc.)  are  using  handwriting 
analysis  as  an  indication  of  an 
applicant's  general  personality 
traits. 

Through  graphology,  a  train- 
ed analyst  is  supposed  to  be 
able  to  distinguish  whether  a 
person  is  trustworthy,  depen- 
dable, honest,  patient,  deter- 
mined, or  any  of  a  number  of 
other  traits. 

The  theory  is  that  while  the 
conscious  mind  concentrates  on 
what  is  being  communicated, 
the  writer's  personality  comes 
through  in  the  height,  slant, 
rhythm  and  shape  of  specific 
letters  (somewhat  like  body 
language  reflects  a  person's  real 
feelings). 

Some  companies  are  turning 
to  handwriting  analysts  for  an 
unbiased  opinion  on  an  appli- 
cant, since  it's  unlikely  the 
analyst  has  ever  met  the  person. 

Thinking  patterns  are  shown 
in  lowercase  m's  and  n*s,  says 
Joan  Christo,  graduate  of  an 
1 8-month  correspondence 
course  from  Chicago's  Interna- 
tional Graphoanaiysis  Society. 
Broad,  rounded  letters  reveal  a 


methodical  approach,  while  the 
height  of  lowercase  t's  and  d's 
reveal  ego  characteristics. 

Depression  and  alcoholism 
can  also  surface  through  a  per- 
son's script.  According  to 
graphologist  Sheila  Kurtz,  an 
alcoholic's  handwriting  often 
has  disjointed  j's,  and  hand- 
writing that  slants  downward 
may  point  to  a  depressed 
person. 

Like  some  other  analysis 
techniques-astrology, 
palmistry,  hypnosis-graphology 
has  an  image  problem.  Many 
Americans  put  it  in  the  "in- 
teresting, but  not  serious" 
category. 

Still,  if  employers  are  giving 
the  process  some  thought  when 
screening  propects,  applicants 
should  also  take  it  into  con- 
sideration while  applying  for 
jobs. 

If  graphology's  track  record 
imitates  that  -of  hypnosis', 
however,  that  poor  image  could 
change.  Hypnosis  is  now  being- 
used  in  many  areas  as  an  at- 
titude builder  and  a  stress  aid; 
it's  trust-quotient  is  increasing. 

While  many  firms  are  afraid  ^  v 
to  utilize  graphology  because  of  V_ 
the  possibility  of  discrimination 
or  invasion  of  privacy  accusa- 
tions, preferring  instead  to  use 
the  wait-and-see  technique, 
neither  the  American  Civil 
Liberties  Union  or  the  Equal 
Employment  Opportunity 
Commission  have  recorded  a 
lawsuit  based  on  handwriting 
analysis. 


CoUegedale's  New  Celebrity:  John  Brombaugh 


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Lori  Selby 

Though  much  has  been  writ- 
ten in  this  newspaper  about  the 
new  church  organ,  not  much 
has  been  said  about  the  smiling, 
white-haired  builder. 

John  Brombaugh  and  his 
wife,  Christa,  have  three 
children:  Adrienne,  Daniel,  and 
Eric.  Mrs.  Brombaugh  is  a 
kindergarten  teacher.  The 
organ  building  business,  John 
Brombaugh  and  Associates,  In- 
corporated, located  in  Eugene, 
Oregon,  keeps  Mr.  Brombaugh 
building  in  the  shop  most  ofthe 
time.  He  says  that  about  20  per- 
cent of  his  time  is  spent  travel- 
ing to  install  and  tune  his 
organs,  as  he  is  doing  here  in 
Collegedale. 

Music  and  organ  building 
have  been  lifelong  interests  of 
John  Brombaugh.  He  started 
music  lessons  in  the  fourth 
grade  and  continued  them  on 
past  college.  Interestingly,  his 
undergraduate  studies  at  the 
University  of  Cincinnati,  where 
he  met  his  German  wife,  were 
not  in  music,  but  in  electrical 
engineering.  After  graduation, 
he  worked  for  the  Baldwin 
Company  on  electronic  organs. 
His  organ  interest  folowed  him 
even  to  his  honeymoon,  part  of 
which  was  spent  looking  at 
historic  instruments  in  Europe 
from  Hamburg  to  Amsterdam. 


Back  in  the  states,  he  con- 
tinued looking  at  organs  while 
pursuing  a  M.A.  degree  in 
engineering,  with  emphasis  in 
acoustics,  from  Cornell  Univer- 
sity in  New  York.  He  wrote  his 
Master's  thesis  on  the 
acoustical  properties  of  organ 
pipes. 

John  Brombaugh's  organ 
building  career  began  in  earnest 
with  a  3'/2  year  apprenticeship 
in  Boston.  During  this  time  he 
built  his  first  small  organ  for  his 
own  congregation,  Trinity 
Lutheran  Church,  in  Ithaca, 
New  York.  (This  first  organ 
was  very  similar  to  Col- 
legedale's  former  little  one, 
now  located  in  Judy  Glass'  of- 
fice in  the  Music  Building.) 

After  learning  what  he  could 
from  American  builders,  Mr. 
Brombaugh  became  a 
journeyman  under  an  organ 
builder  in  Germany,  one  of  the 
best  in  the  world.  When  he 
finished  his  journeymanship  in 
1968,  he  already  had  clients 
waiting  for  him  to  build  organs. 
He's  been  in  business  ever 
since. 

Mr.  Brombaugh  says  that 
though  the  physics,  science,  and 
electronics  of  engineering  have 
been  valuable  to  him,  organ 
building  involves  primarily 
cabinet  making,  woodworking, 


Brombaueh  carefully  Inspects  a  pipe  before  tostallatioii. 


metallurgy  and  welding.  An 
organ  builder  must  be  a 
specialist  in  many  areas. 

Mr.  Brombaugh  used  his 
engineering  background  to 
design  electronic  tools  to  use  in 
building  and  tuning  pipe 
organs.  He  also  uses  a  com- 
puter for  technical  designing 
and  other  aspects  of  organ 
building.  While  the  Opus  26  has 
a  historic  architectural  style  and 
the  Opus  27  is  authentic  late 
Renaissance-early  Baroque 
style,  Mr.  Brombaugh  also 
builds  organs  possessing  a  more 


modern  architectural  style. 

Mr.  Brombaugh  sees  organ 
building  as  "recovering  an  old 
art."  This  year,  1985,  is  the 
300th  anniversary  of  Johann 
Sebastian  Bach,  one  of  the 
world's  greatest  and  most  pro- 
lific composers.  Bach's  com- 
positions contained  many 
marvelous  organ  works,  which 
have  to  a  large  extent  been  une- 
qualed  in  subsequent  years.  Mr. 
Brombaugh  feels  that  this  is 
partially  because  many  serious 
musicians  have  stayed  away 
from    modern    electrical    in- 


struments, which  cannot  i 
pass  an  authentic  pipe  organ. 

He  hopes  building  majestic  I 
pipe  organs  will  one  day  foster 
the  development  of  composers 
to  rival  Bach. 

Organ  building  in  the  16th 
and  17th  centuries  represented 
the  most  advance  technical 
knowledge  of  civilization  at 
that  time-comparable  to  space 
exploration  in  our  generation. 
John  Brombaugh's  organ 
building  has  helped  to  reclaim 
a  rare  art  and  has  combined  it, 
by  new  tools  and  methods,  with  j 
the  technology  of  today. 


News  From  Our  Sister  Campuses. 


PUC  Students 
Embezzlement 


Arrested  for 


Two  former  Pacific  Union  discovered    that    they    had 

College  students  have  entered  a  already   been   cashed."    The 

plea  of  not  guilty  to  charges  of  school  notified  the  sheriff's  of- 

forgery,  burglary,  and  grand  fice  Oct.  5. 
theft  in  a  preliminary  hearing 


held  January  11,  1985. 


Sheriff  Investigator  Bob  Lit- 
tle, one  of  the  arresting  of- 
ficers, said  that  after  they 
received  the  report,  they  started 
looking  at  the  books  and  wat- 


WHb  exact  precision  Brombaugh  posrijt 


The  events  leading  to  the  ai 
rest  go  back  to  Septembei 

when  about  $3,400  was  taken  ching  the  business.  He  said  that 
from  PUC  in  the  form  of  they  had  a  "strong  idea"  who 
payroll  checks,  according  to  the  suspects  were  by  payday. 
Jon  Corder,  assistant  business 

manager  and  controller.  The  Keith  May  and  David 
thefts  were  discovered  at  the  Lamberton,  both  20,  and  an 
end  of  September  when  some  unidentified  minor  were  ar- 
checks  were  reported  missing,  rested  Oct.  1 1  by  sheriff's  in- 
He  said,  "We  put  a  stop  pay-  vestigators  on  suspicion  of 
ment  on  the  checks  and  then   embezzling  money  from  the 


College.    The    three    *«e 
employed  by  Public  Safety. 

Corder  said  that  about  » 
student  and  faculty  paV™ 
checks  were  involved.  '»  , 
checks  were  deposited  throng^ 
a  Versatel  machine,  which* 
one  reason  why  BanK 
America  did  not  n"l 
anything  unusual,  Corder  sai 

The  money  was  deposited* 
May's  account  over  a  penc~ 
45  days. 

Corder  said,   "There  -^ 
good  chance  we  (PUW 
recover  all  the  money  lost  in 
thefts."  , .  m  in 

Portions  repnnted/rom 
Campus  Chronicle,  October 

1984  issue. 


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I . .  And  Still  More 


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Tttf .7  t°b„'"SOo°,l"n,  C°lle8e  m  "°"  tresl"M»  ■»««  «"*«H  .t  Lorn. 
Barbara  Cbase  McKinn.,,  Yung  Lau,  Ste.e  Schmidt;  Back:  Ja,  M.ttbl  Rob 
MMMrter  Tmy  Andrade,  Darid  Brannon,  Da„  DuBo«,  Da  JschtekTikT 
Mlk«  Lamb  and  Tommy  Morton,  boo,  annates  of  SCare  freshma. rtSSS 
this  year  at  Uma  Linda  Uni.erslty.  ™™»i»«»mib 


k.U.C.  President  Resigns 


mob  Jones 

I  Atlantic  Union  College's 
president  has  resigned  to  return 
to  the  classroom,  according  to 
Ronna  Archbold,  College  Rela- 
tions and  Community  Develop- 
ment Director  at  the  college. 
I  Lewis  announced  his  resigna- 
tion from  the  presidency 
■anuary  9.  Lewis  will  assume  a 
leaching  faculty  position  in  the 
■ollege's  psychology  depart- 
ment.   He   has   been   AUC's 


president  for  five  years  after 
serving  four  years  as  academic 
dean. 

A  search  committee  will  be 
appointed  by  the  college's 
board  of  trustees  before  the  end 
of  the  month.  It  will  be  the 
responsibility  of  the  search 
committee  to  find  someone  to 
fill  the  vacant  position,  accor- 
ding to  information  from  Earl 
Admunson's  office.  Admunson 


Away  From  Campus 


Jack  Wood 

Alcohol  Abuse  in  Teens 

The  biggest  problem  with  drug  and  alcohol  abuse  is  that  kids  are 
beginning  to  use  them  at  earlier  ages.  According  to  Robert  Sibley  - 
Commissioner  of  the  State  Mental  Health  Dept.,  the  statistics 
show  that  10  to  1 5  perceent  of  all  high  school  students  use  alcohol 
or  drugs  in  excess.  That  amounts  to  around  50,000  teenagers  in 
Tennessee.  The  findings  also  show  that  young  people  have  their 
first  dnnk  between  the  ages  of  12  and  18.  Sibley  pointed  out  that 
about  2.5  billion  dollars  is  being  invested  in  these  products 


Blanton  Drops  Trial 

Tennessee's  former  governer  Ray  Blanton  dropped  efforts  to 
win  a  new  trial  from  the  U.S.  Supreme  Court.  He  is  concentrating 
instead  on  moves  to  win  his  release  from  federal  prison.  Blanton 
is  currently  serving  a  three-year  sentence  at  the  prison  camp  near 
Montgomery,  Alabama,  after  being  convicted  on  liquor  license 
conspiracy  charges. 


Meece  in  Hot  Seat  Again 

Edwin  Meece  found  himself  in  the  Senate  Judiciary  Committee 
hot  seat  for  round  number  two  in  his  fight  to  become  attorney 
general.  Meece  was  nominated  last  January,  but  the  nominations 
became  bogged  down  in  the  controversy  over  his  finances  and 
ethics.  No  evidence  was  found  that  criminal  charges  should  be 
brought  against  him.  There  are  a  lot  of  questions  about  his  medical 
standards  that  have  to  be  answered,  however,  but  in  the  end  the 
betting  is  that  Meece  will  be  confirmed  quickly. 


Moscow  Makes  Proposal 
The  thirty-five  nation  European  Security  Conference  opened 

today  in  Stockholm  with  a  proposal  from  the  Soviet  Union. 

Moscow  delegates  outlined  a  treaty  that  calls  for  the  attending 

countries  not  be  the  first  to  use  nuclear  or  conventional  force, 
is  the  Chairman  of  the  Board  of  President  Reagan  previously  said  that  he  considered  the  concept 
Trustees  and  President  of  the  of  sucn  a  p|edgCi  bu,  western  dipiomats  made  n0  comment  on 
Atlantic  Union  Conference.        Tuesday's  Soviet  proposal. 


l\U  Begins  New  Physical 
■Therapy  Program 


I  Andrews  University  recently 
■announced  the  beginning  of  a 
■new  physical  therapy  program 
Beading  to  the  master  of  science 
■degree  in  physical  therapy,  ac- 
cording to  C.  William 
BHabenicht,  associate  professor 
■M  chairman  of  the  physical 
Bierapy  department. 
■  The  new  program  is  the  pro- 
■pssional  component  which 
■arts  with  the  junior 
Pndergraduate  year  and  con- 
tuses through  one  year  of 
fcraduate  study.  Classes  begin  in 
■July  and  include  30  weeks  of 
Jlinical  education  in  affiliated 
"^stitutions.  The  required  two 
pars    of    pre-professional 


courses  may  be  taken  at  any  ac- 
credited college  or  university. 
Habenicht  said. 

In  making  this  announce- 
ment Habenicht  said  the  pro- 
gram would  "provide  addi- 
tional opportunity  for  Christian 
young  people  to  enter  service 
careers.  It  will  also  meet  the 
present  and  future  need  for 
physical  therapists  in  Adventist 
health  care  institutions."  Infor- 
mation about  the  program  and 
application  packets  may  be  ob- 
tained by  contacting  the  depart 
ment  of  physical  therapy,  An- 
drews University,  Berrien 
Springs,  MI  49104,  (616) 
471-6011. 


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O     Sports  Commentary 
(Hefty's  Bag) 


Steve  Martin 

Have  you  ever  wondered 
what  Rodney  Dangerfield  and 
a  zebra  have  in  common? 
Neither  receives  any  respect.  By 
Zebra,  I  mean  a  referee,  which 
he  is  commonly  referred  to  as. 

Being  a  referee  can  be  one  of 
the  loneliest  jobs  in  the  world. 
Have  you  ever  been  standing  in 
the  middle  of  an  open  floor  and 
had  hundreds  of  people  yelling, 
screaming,  throwing  foreign 
objects  and  treating  you  much 
worse  than  your  mother  ever 
would?  There  is  nothing  more 
disheartening  than  looking  out 
into  the  crowd,  looking  for  that 
one  face,  that  one  person  you 
know  will  back  you  on  every 
call,  and  discovering  that  he's 
staring  holes  in  the  floor,  not 
wanting  to  acknowledge  that  he 
even  knows  you. 

We,  I'  ,  few,  the  proud,  the 
refs  nc.  er  claim  to  be  perfect. 
We're  only  human.  What  do 
you  expect  from  us?  When  you 
have  ten  bodies  flying  around 
the  court  and  one  lone  soul 
comes  up  to  you  and  says  "Hey 
man,  didn't  you  see  him  slap 
my  hand???!!!"  there  is  only 
one  reply...  No  way"  Let's  be 
for  real.  How  can  one  person 


Basketball 


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Mock  79  Cain  76 
Eric  Mock's  team  carried  sole  posses- 
sion of  firsl  place  with  their  overtime 
win  over  Greg  Cain's  team  Sunday 
evening.  The  two  teams  went  into  the 
decisive  period  tied  at  68  before  Mike 
Gentry's  pair  of  quick  jump  shots  put 
Mock  ahead  72-68.  Doug  Rowland  led 
Cain's  team  with  19,  Bob  Stephen  had 
17,  and  Greg  Cain  finished  with  12. 
Gentry  led  all  scorers  with  25,  16  in  the 
second  half  and  Bob  Rodgers  chipped 
in  17  for  Mock  (3-1). 

Klishies  33  Hilderbrandt  27 

In  women's  action  Sunday  Sheila  Plank 
scored  14  points  in  leading  Diane 
Klishies  team  over  Hilderbrandt.  Joann 
Thompson  added  10  points  for  the  win- 
ners. Dinny  Nco  led  Hilderbrandt  with 
8  points. 

Snider  45  Starbird  29 

Ross  Snider's  team  continued  to  roll  as 
Snider  hit  20  points  to  lead  all  scorers. 
Alan  Starbird  led  his  team  with  12 

Hobbs  66  Deely  57 
Joe  Daly's  team  led  much  of  the  game 
but  made  costly  errors  in  the  end  as 
Hobbs  capitalized  on  Dedy's  mistakes. 
For  Hobbs,  Aguilera  scored  21  points 
while  Mike  McClung  also  hit  for  21. 
Steve  Jaecks  and  Bob  Kamieneski  hit 
17  points  apiece  for  the  losers. 


MONDAY 

Cain  72  Green  55 

Cain  rebounded  from  Sunday's  loss  to 
Mock  with  a  convincing  victory  over 
David  Green's  team  Monday  evening. 
Captain  Green  and  guard  Dean  Mad- 
dock  missed  the  game  due  to  respective 
illnesses.  Bob  Stephan  went  on  a  scor- 
ing spree  for  Cain  with  31  points. 
Stephan  also  pulled  down  17  rebounds 
and  had  10  assists,  lain  Davis  was  the 
high  scorer  for  Green  with  19  and  Rob 
Lonto  added  17,  while  Mark  Murphy 
dumped  in  15. 

Greve  72  Deely  70 

Deely  jumped  out  to  a  14-0  lead  early 
m  the  game  but  soon  found  themselves 
leading  only  by  three  18-15.  Deely  held 
the  lead  most  of  the  game  but  lost  it  as 
Dale  Tunnell  (24  points)  got  hot.  Dee- 
ly  had  a  chance  at  the  end  but  Steve 
Jaecks  (32  points)  missed  a  last  second 
shot.  Kent  Greve  and  Don  Welch  add- 
ed 12  points  apiece  for  the  winners. 

Snider  36  Jones  34 

Barry  Krall  led  Snider  to  a  close  victory 
hitting  for  10  points  while  Snider  add- 
ed 8  pomts.  For  Jones  Jay  Dedecker  hit 
12  points  as  Mike  Aguas  and  Jay 
McElroy  hit  10  points. 


Basketball  Standings 


catch  all  the  nitpicky  things  that 
transpire  on  the  court  and  be 
fair  about  it? 

Basketball  is  a  physical 
game.  There  is  going  to  be  some 
shoving,  pushing,  scratching 
and  tripping  in  every  game. 
And,  yes,  I  hate  to  admit  it,  but 
I  must  be  honest.  We  will  miss 
some  of  those  calls.  They  do  in 
the  NBA,  so  why  can't  we?  It's 
nothing  personal  as  many 
would  tend  to  believe,  we  just 
call  what  we  see. 

It  seems  that  some  people 
think  we're  out  to  get  them.  I'll 
let  you  in  on  a  little  secret. 
There  is  only  one  thing  a  referee 
cares  about  in  a  basketball 
game...  getting  it  over  as  soon 
as  possible.  We  could  care  less 
who  wins  the  game,  who  fouls 
out  or  scores  the  most. 

Now,  before  you  pious 
sports  experts  yell  at  what 
seems  to  be  a  bad  call,  try  wear- 
ing the  striped  shirt  and  whis- 
tle for  awhile  on  one  women's 
game.  Ponder  these  points,  and 
the  next  time  you  see  a  referee 
giving  a  technical  to  a  player,  be 
assured  he  really  would  prefer 
not  to.  It's  just  his  job! 


"AA" 

League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Mock 

Accado 

McFadden 

Green 

Cain 

3  1 
2  1 
2  2 
2  3 
2       4 

"A" 

League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Greve 

Malone 

Wurl 

Deely 

Hobbs 

O'Neal 

Davis 

Selby 

Wise 

3  0 
2  0 
2  1 
2  2 
2  2 
2  2 
1  2 
1  2 
0       4 

"B" 

League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Snider 
Pheirim 

Sutton 
Jones 
Starbird 

4  1 
3  1 
2  1 
1  4 
0       3 

"Women 

's"  League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

McClure 

Beardsley 

Green 

Washington 

Klischies 

Hilderbrandt 

4  0 
2  1 
1  2 
1  2 
1  2 
1       3 

*  Wednesday's  games  are  not 


TUESDAY 

Green  76  McFadden  73 

David  Green's  layup  and  foul  shot  with 
3  seconds  left  lifted  his  team  to  victory 
over  Tony  McFadden's  team  Tuesday 
evening.  McFadden  squelched  a  13 
point  first  half  lead  as  Green  scraped 
and  clawed  their  way  to  a  44-43  lead 
early  in  the  second  half.  Although  Mark 
Murphy  fouled  out  down  the  stretch, 
Iain  Davis  stepped  in  and  hit  two  crucial 
buckets  and  Rob  Lonto  came  off  the 
bench  and  put  in  a  couple  of  his  own. 
Davis  led  Green  with  33  points  and 
Green  himself  added  18.  Ken  Warren 
led  all  scorers  with  34  and  Henry  Cole- 
man popped  in  15  for  McFadden  (2-2). 


Jerry  Russell  sets  up  for  2  points. 


PLAYERS  OF  THE  WEEK 

Week  of  January  21-24 

"AA"  League  -  Erick  Mock  (30  pts.,  12  rebounds] 

in  win  over  Green. 
"A"  League  -  Jeff  Davis  (32  points,  4  three  pointers] 

in  win  over  Selby. 
"B"  League  -  Ross  Snider  (40  pts.,  22  in  a  single  game! 
Women's  League  -  LouAnn  Marshall  (1 1  pts.  4  cruciij 

points  in  overtime.) 

Week  of  January  27-31 

"AA"  League  -  Mike  Gentry  (25  points,  11  rebound| 

in  win  over  Cain.) 
"AA"  League  -  Bob  Stephan  (31  pts.,  17  reboundsJ 

10  assists,  in  win  over  Green.) 
"A"  League  -  Ron  Aguilera  (51  spread  over  two  1 

games.) 
"B"  League  -  Jay  McElroy  (33  point  spread  over 

two  games.)  ,       j,i 

Women's  League  -  Robin  McClure  (32  points  in  U    I 

stomp  over  Hilderbrandt.) 

Thursday's  Games 

Mock  vs.  McFadH 
Snider  v,^ 
Sutton  vs.  Starbuj 
Green  vs.  Washing^ 


5:30 
7:00 


Wour  Turn 


fLori  Heinsman 

What  do  you  think  about  the  new  WSMC  format? 

f  ft 

"I  thmk, twos  a  good  change       "I  think  it's  one  of  the  best 
|(o  cater  to  their  audience-as  things   ,hey-ve  done."-Jerry 


Fourth  Floor  In  Don-  s 
Need  Remodeling 


is  they  don't  throw  out  Kovalski 
V'Story  Hour".  "—Bob 

Wotkenberg 


&    A 


■  "It  bothers  me  on  Sabbath, 
You  lose  a  tot  of  the  mood. 
Also,  I  think  they  should  put 
"A  Prairie  Home  Companion" 
it.  Otherwise,  I  approve."— 
George  Turner 


"Switch  it  to  Christian  con- 
temporary   music!  "-Denise 


"They  stated  a  reason  for 
changing,  but  that  wasn't  the 
reason  they  changed  it.  They 
should  have  been  more  honest 
with  the  public.  "--Kevin  Chin 


The  opportunity  to  enjoy 
fine  classical  music  has  always 
ieen  a  yearning  desire,  filling 
the  utmost  corners  of  my  soul. 
,  the  wonderful  new  for- 
mat of  WSMC  appeals  to  my 
personal  taste.  Thanks  WSMC! 
You've  done  it  again."— Tag 
Garmon 


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Reinhold  Smith 

Fourth  Floor?  What  fourth 
floor?  There  aren't  any.  You're 
right,  not  in  the  literal  sense. 
But  there  is  a  certain  faction  of 
the  dorms  that  maintains  a 
floor  for  the  purpose  of 
character  assassination.  (The 
cafeteria  is  running  a  close 
second.) 

Now  almost  everyone  gossips 
in  his  life  at  one  point  or 
another-and  that  in  itself  is  bad 
enough-yet  somehow  gossip 
almost  seems  accepted.  Out- 
and-out  character  assassina- 
tion, however,  is  cruel  and  can 
destroy  people. 

Usually  a  small  percentage  of 
people  are  involved,  yet  this 
small  group  is  always  the 
loudest. 

During  your  life  you  have 
met,  and  will  meet  people,  who 
don't  exactly  "turn  your 
crank,"  if  you  will.  That's  part 
of  life;  accept  it.  Better  yet,  go 
out  and  tell  that  person;  be 
honest  and  say,  "Hey,  I  don't 
like  you  for  the  following 
reasons.  .  .  Can  we  work  this 
out?" 

Bold,  you  say?. . .  Wouldn't 
you  rather  have  someone  say 
this  to  your  face  than  tell  the 
rest  of  the  campus?  More  often 
than  not,  the  reason  you  don't 


like  someone  is  due  to  a 
misunderstanding  anyway,  and 
if  you  don't  get  the  reasons  out 
in  the  open,  you  have  two  hurt 
people~you  and  your  accusee. 

For  example,  just  because  a 
guy  chooses  not  to  have  a 
girlfriend  and  he  dates  friends, 
doesn't  mean  that  he  is  a 
playboy.  He  could  have  very 
good  reasons;  maybe  he  doesn't 
want  to  get  hurt.  And  what 
about  a  girl  who  doesn't  want 
a  boyfriend?  I've  heard  one  too 
many  guys  call  a  girl  "easy,"  or 
"stuck-up"  just  because  she 
dates  around.  Maybe  classes 
are  too  time-consuming  to  have 
a  relationship. 

Trying  to  "do  someone  in" 
will  have  two  principle  results: 
making  you  look  foolish  and 
reducing  school  morale. 

Remember  this  is  a  Christian 
school,  so  we  should  at  least 
make  an  attempt  to  be  Chris- 
tian in  our  relationships  with 
each  other.  Face  it,  friendship 
is  where  it's  atl  Southern  Col- 
lege has  some  of  the  nicest  peo- 
ple you  will  ever  meet. 

Remember  guys,  that  girl 
whose  reputation  you  rip  to 
pieces  could  be  someone's 
sister.  What  if  she  were  yours? 


"They've  gone  from  baby 

stuff  to  more  grown  up  stuff. 

They  are  consistent  now.  "- 

James  Wheeler. 


"Classical  lovers  are  pleased 
that  WSMC  is  consistent  in 
what  they  play.  For  us  variety 
music  type  listeners,  we'll  just 
keep  our  cassette  tapes  ready.  "- 
-Rusty  McKee 


Gossip  is  a  sort  of  smoke  that  comes 
from  the  dirty  tobacco-pipes  of  those 
who  diffuse  it:  it  proves  nothing  but 
the  bad  taste  of  the  smoker. 

-  George  Elliot 


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BINGERS:  For  some  time  now 
you  have  been  locked  into  a  cy- 
cle of  gorging  on  food  and  then 
purging  either  by  forced 
vomiting,  laxitives,  diuretics,  or 
continual  dieting  and  fasting. 
You  often  feel  unable  to  break 
this  cyle.  A  group  is  now  being 
started  for  persons  struggling 
with  this  behavior  pattern.  If 
you  are  interested  in  joining  us, 
please  call  one  of  these 
numbers:  396-2136  or 
396-2093.  Ask  for  Laura 

Hunter  Museum's  Rhythms 
Southeast  series  will  feature 
Bob  Carlin,  master  of  the 
clawhammer  style  of  banjo,  in 
concert  on  Friday,  February  8 
at  8  p.m.  in  the  Museum 
Auditorium  on  Bluff  View.  The 
performance  is  open  to  the 
public,  $4  for  Museum 
members,  senior  citizens  and 
students  with  valid  IDs,  and  $6 
general  admission. 


Dear  Owner  of  a  Lonely  Heart, 
We  were  only  putting  our 
policy  into  effect  which  states, 
"Do  unto  others  as  they  have 
done  unto  you." 

Love, 
The  Ladies  of  Thatcher  Hall 
P.S.  Your  13  hour  beauty  sleep 
was  probably  much  needed 
anyway. 


Sports. . , 


Thursday 

Friday 

Saturday 


January  31 
February  1 
February  2 


Monday  February  4 

Tuesday  February  5 

Wednesday  February  6 

Thursday  February  7 


5:15  p.m.:  College  Bowl 
Vespers:  Chris  Hawkins 
Church:  Pastor  Morgan 
8:00  p.m.:  SA  Benefit 
5:15  p.m.:  College  Bowl 
Chapel:  Jim  Herman 
Midweek  Service:  Gordon  Bietz 
Chapel:  Student  Association 


"Donkey  Basketball  in  the  P. E.  Center 


The  Night  of  the  Donkey 

On  February  2  at  8:00  p.m.,  the  Student  Association  will  be  spo  J 
soring  its  annual  benefit.  Come  and  watch  as  some  of  vour 
favorite  teachers  or  ministers  are  made  fools  of  by  donkeys 1 
Donkey  Basketball  Night  will  cost  all  students  three  dollars  in  adJ 
vance,  three-fifty  at  the  door. 


O'Neal  67  Hobbs  66 

Lorcn  Gram  had  24  points  including  a 
last  second  desparation  three  pointer  to 
lift  O'Neal  over  Hobbs.  With  6  seconds 
remaining  Mike  McClung  stood  al  the 
bne  shooting  a  one-and-one  with  Hobbs 
up  by  2.  McClung  missed  the  front  end 
of  the  one-and-one  and  Mark 
Hambleton  snagged  the  rebound  and 
brought  the  ball  up  court.  Hambleton 
dished  off  to  Grant  who  dribbled  once 
and  Tired  up  the  last  shot.  Grant  hit  the 
shot  while  O'Neal  had  only  3  players  in 
the  game.  Eric  Hope  led  O'Neal  with 
25  while  Ron  Aguilera  led  all  scorers 
with  30  points. 

Jones  43  Sutton  37 

Cory  Sutton's  team  fought  back  from 
behind  all  game  long  eventually  sending 
it  into  overtime.  In  overtime  however 
Sutton  didn't  quite  put  it  together  com- 
mitting costly  fouls  as  Jones  got  hot. 
Jay  McElroy  had  16  points  for  the  win- 
ners while  Bob  Durocher  hit  12  points 
for  Sutton. 

Malone  72  Wise  60 

Anthony  Peels  (35  points)  and  Mike 
Dickerhoff  (22  points)  led  Malone  to  an 
easy  victory  over  Wise.  Both  Peels  and 
Dickerhoff  were  hot  most  of  the  game 
Peets  hit  mostly  from  the  outside  while 
Dickerhoff  was  tough  inside.  Roy  Col- 
lins pumped  in  26  points  for  the  losers 


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Hume  40,  Number  16 


Southern  College.  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


outhern  College  Revamps 

Its  Division  Organization 


REORGANIZATION  OF  THE  ACADEMIC  STRUCTURE 


m 


mt  Van  Arsdell 
[he  Executive  Committee  of 
ithern  College  met  Tuesday, 
iruary  5,  and  gave  final  ap- 
)  three  proposals  for 
iemic  reorganization.  "The 
:nt  ten  divisions  are  being 
^^ezed  into  six  and  a  new  one 
ing  added,"  said  Bill  Allen, 
President  for  Academic 
lirs.  The  organization  is  not 
»st  cutting  measure  but  is  in- 

a  give  every  specializ- 

jranch  of  study  the  oppor- 
/  to  have  its  own  depart- 
but  still  be  part  of  a  divi- 
o  get  bigger  projects  done. 
new  academic  plan  is  as 
n.  (see  chart  right) 
'At  first  glance  the  grouping 
departments  into  divisions 


may  not  seem  to  be  organized," 
said  Allen,  "but  it  is."  The 
Divisions  are  patterned  along 
the  lines  of  the  general  educa- 
tion group  requirements. 

The  people  who  will  be  most 
affected,  the  current  division 
chairmen,  are  not  all  convinc- 
ed. One  administrator  said,  "It 
will  only  put  another  echelon  of 
the  organization  between  the 
administration  and  the  teachers 
or  students.  We  don't  need  that 
in  a  college  this  size." 

Some  administrators  were 
very  supportive  of  the  plan 
however.  Wayne  VandeVere, 
Chairman  of  the  Division  of 
Business  and  Office  Ad- 
ministration, said  he  thought  it 


would  bring  decision-making 
closer  to  the  action.  Other 
chairmen  are  also  positive 
about  the  new  plan.  "I  tend  to 
be  a  raging  optimist,"  said 
David  Steen,  "and  I  say  let's  try 
it.  We  can  always  change  it 
later  if  it  doesn't  work."  Steen 
also  said  that  it  would  allow 
divisions  to  develop  a  "critical 
mass"  that  seems  to  be 
necessary  to  get  major  projects 
done. 

The  new  plan  should  not 
have  any  effect  on  the  students 
in  the  immediate  future,  said 
Bill  Allen.  There  may  be  some 
changes  in  the  general  educa- 
tion requirements,  but  that  will 
not  take  effect  immediately. 


ARTS  AND  LETTERS-MUSIC 

Communication  1027 

English  2521 


.  SCIENCE-MATHEMATICAL  SCIENCES 


EDUCATION  AND  HUMAN  SCIENCES-HEALTH,  P.E.  &  RECREATION 


BUSINESS  AND  OFFICE  ADMINISTRATIUN-INDUSTRIAL   EDUCATION 


Support  Group  for  Bulimarexics  Started 


•  Negron 

support     group     for 
limarexics  will  be  started  in 
ien's  dorm,  Thatcher 
ball,  tonight.  In  charge  of  the 
■roup  will  be  Laura  Gladson 
nnd  Linn  Robertson,  profes- 
sional counselors  in  the  com 
punity.  This  action  is  the  final 
[  what   has   been   an 
|wareness    program    directed 
wards  the  women  of  Thatcher 
pall. 
Last  semester,  Dr.  Marlene 
)skind-White,    a    practicing 
iychotherapist  who  has  re- 
ached   eating    disorders, 
asented    a    workshop    on 
bulimarexia,  an  eating  disorder 
Ihat   twenty    percent   of   the 
IJnited  State's  college  women 
pave.  On  Tuesday  of  this  past 
Week,  the  women  were  given 
the  fourth  talk  within  a  period 
|>f  two  weeks   on   the  same 


Although  Millie  Runyan, 
Jean  of  Women,  realizes  that 
he  subject  can  become  weary 
>n  many  of  the  regular  worship 
i°ers,  she  is  concerned  with 
hat  appears  to  be  a  rash  of 

ies  of  bulimarexia  among  the 

lidents  of  Thatcher.  Mrs. 
unyan  believes  that  the  na- 
ional  rate  of  twenty  percent  af- 

ction  is  a  fair  estimate  of  how 
y  women  on  campus  have 

limarexia. 

I  Bulimarexia  was  described  as 
J  "binge/purge  cycle"  by  Dr. 
foskind-White.  She  outlined  in 
-  lecture  last  semester  three 
|vels  of  the  affliction.  A 
■Oman  will  start  forcing  herself 
1  vomit  as  another  method  of 


weight  control.  She  only  purges 
on  the  occasions  where  she  has 
overeaten  to  the  feeling  of 
discomfort. 

The  next  stage  is  more  severe. 
Irresponsibly,  she  begins  gorg- 
ing herself  with  food.  Then 
purging  becomes  an  everyday 
activity  when  she  realizes  that 
she  can  get  rid  of  the  food  easi- 
ly. The  methods  of  purging  are 
fasting,  vomiting,  and  self- 
induced  diarrhea. 

Finally,  this  habit  becomes  a 
lifestyle,  but  at  this  point  ir- 
reversible damage  has  been 
done  \o  the  body. 

Mrs.  Runyan  relates  that 
finding  vomit  in  the  restrooms 
and  study  rooms  of  Thatcher 
Hall  has  been  a  common  occur- 
rence, so  much  so  that  she  has 
had  to  lock  these  rooms  during 
the  late  evening  hours.  A 
woman  will  often  use  a  public 
bathroom  or  a  study  room  to 
vomit  in  because  she  wishes  to 
hide  the  problem  from  her 
roommate. 

Runyan  points  out  that  in 
past  school  years,  vomit  in 
these  rooms  were  found 
although  not  as  often  as  this 
year.  One  other  difference  is 
that  the  deans  are  now  aware 
that  the  vomit  may  be  from  a 
bulimarexic.  In  the  past,  it  was 
attributed  to  a  woman  who  was 
pregnant  or  who  was  drunk. 
Runyan  says  that  with  the 
knowledge  she  has  now,  she 
realizes    that    pregnancy   or 


drinking  may  not  have  always 
been  the  problem. 

The  women's  deans  are  ter- 
ribly concerned  about  the  pro- 
blem because  of  the  damage  it 
can  do.  Runyan  related  an  in- 
stance about  an  unnamed 
Orlando  student  who  went  on 
this  binging/purging  cycle.  She 
eventually  had  to  drop  out  of 
school.  Today  the  woman  has 
heart  problems  and  many  other 
permanent  side  effects  from  her 
habit.  Some  women,  she  says, 
take  upto  one  hundred  laxitives 
a  day  in  an  effort  to  thoroughly 
purge  themselves.  This  act  may 
be  damaging  to  the  walls  of  the 
intestines. 

Mrs.  Runyan  is  pleased  with 
the  results  of  the  awareness 
program.  She  said  that  many 
women  are  beginning  to  realize 
their  problems.  A  part  of  the 
program  that  has  effectively 
worked  is  an  advertisement  for 
a  phone  number  women  can 
call  for  help  found  in  the 
classified  section  of  this 
newspaper.  She  says  that  she 
does  not  know  who  has  called 
although  she  has  been  told  the 
response  has  been  good.  Ru- 
nyan notes  that  this  number  is 
a  reliable  alternative  to  any 
woman  who  might  not  be  asser- 
tive enough  to  participate  in  a 
group  counseling  session. 

The  sessions  will  meet  in 
Thatcher  Hall  in  the  Annex  sec- 
tion. The  counseling  is  free  of 
charge,  and  women  with  the 
problem  are  encouraged  to  go. 


6.  RELIGION  AAU 

7.  ADULT  STUDIES  &  SPECIAL  PROGRAMS 


Anderson  Lecturer  Advises 
on  "How  to  Buy  a  Car" 


Bill  Battle  will  present  prac- 
tical pointers  for  potential  car 
purchasers  in  the  next  E.A. 
Anderson  Lecture  at  Southern 
College  of  Seventh-day 
Adventists. 

The  lecture,  followed  up  with 
a  question  and  answer  period, 
will  begin  at  8  p.m.  tonight  in 
Brock  Hall. 

Mr.  Battle  began  working 
with  auto  dealerships  nearly  45 
years  ago.  He  started  out  in  the 
parts  department  of  a  Chrysler- 
Plymouth  dealer  in  1940  for 
$12.00  a  week.  World  War  II 
closed  the  dealership,  but  after 
his  discharge  from  the  military, 
Mr.  Battle  was  rehired  by  the 
same  Washington,  D.C.  dealer. 

In  1951,  Mr.  Battle  moved  to 
Collegedale  and  became  a  new 
car  salesman  for  Chattanooga's 


oldest  automobile  dealership, 
Citizen's  Motor  Co.,  a 
Chrysler-Plymouth  dealer.  He 
held  the  position  of  sales 
manager  from  1957  until  1970 
when  the  dealership  was  sold. 

For  the  next  three  years,  he 
was  sales  manager  for  Austin 
Chrysler- Plymouth.  He  is  now 
sales  manager  at  Newton 
Chevrolet,  Chattanooga's 
oldest  Chevrolet  dealer,  a  posi- 
tion he  has  held  for  nearly  a 
dozen  years. 

Mr.  Battle  is  a  member  of  the 
Collegedale  Seventh-day 
Adventist  Church.  He  has  serv- 
ed as  a  deacon  since  1959. 

The  E.A.  Anderson  Lecture 
Series  gives  listeners  a  broader 
understanding  of  the  business 
world.  The  public  is  invited  to 
attend  free  of  charge. 

* 


Elections  Section 
Centerfold 

Meet  the  Candidates 

by  Sheila  Elwin  and  Melanie  Boyd 


mmm 

Where's  the  Truck? 

When  you  were  younger,  you  were  probably  met  with  the 

O  challenge  to  eat  all  your  food  because  there  are  people  in  the  world 
who  are  starving  and  would  be  glad  to  have  what  you  didn  t  eat. 
Then  you  didn't  whether  those  were  meaningful  words  or  just 
a  ploy  to  get  you  to  eat  all  your  food.  The  point  is  that  you  most 
likely  grew  up  with  the  vague  understanding  that  somebody  in 
the  world  didn't  eat  like  you  did.  Now  you  are  older,  and  the  pro- 
blem of  hunger  is  becoming  more  and  more  relevant  as  the  press 
brings  it  into  the  sight  of  the  public.  Are  we  capable  of  helping 
cure  the  problem  of  starvation? 

My  answer  is  yes  and  no.  I  believe  we  as  a  country  are  doing 
all  we  can  to  aid  in  the  distress  of  other  nations.  If  we  continue 
to  give  a  few  dollars  of  our  tax  money,  a  few  dollars  here  and 
there  to  charity  to  help  the  starving  people  in  the  world,  we  will 
most  likely  be  giving  the  maximum  of  what  a  country  is  able  to 
absorb.  So  if  we  are  giving  all  the  money  that  a  country  can  use, 
and  the  people  of  that  country  are  still  hungry,  does  that  mean 
there  is  no  way  that  we  are  ever  going  to  cure  the  problem  of  star- 
vation? This  is  correct,  if  we  continue  attempting  to  solve  the  pro- 
blem with  the  same  strategy  we  have  been  using  all  along. 

But  there  is  a  "yes"  answer  to  the  question,  too.  The  real  pro- 
blem is  often  looked  over  by  a  staid  and  naive  public.  We  are 
giving  food,  that  is  true,  but  in  nine  cases  out  of  ten,  the  country 
has  received  enough  food  to  seek  out  a  survival.  The  problem  lies 
in  its  distribution.  Who  would  give  a  truck  to  a  starving  town? 
But  that's  just  what  some  of  them  need  so  they  can  travel  the 
distance  to  a  suppy  center  where  they  can  get  the  food  that  your 
dollar  has  sent  them. 

The  U.S.  Government  is  putting  billions  into  research  that  is 
trying  to  discover  new  methods  of  growing  crops  and  planning 
new  industries  for  the  people  of  a  deprived  country,  but  they've 
been  doing  this  for  years  without  results.  Everyday  thousands  of 
people  perish  because  we  are  researching-trying  to  find  out  the 
solution  to  an  unsolveable  problem.  Unless  we  wake  to  the  real 
needs  of  these  people  they  will  continue  to  die  because  of  our 
ignorance. 

When  you  hear  that  a  country  has  asked  for  help  because  their 
people  are  starving,  don't  let  the  presupposition  "they  need  some 
food"  pop  into  your  mind.  Mavbe  thev're  askinc  for  a  truck! 


Letters. 


SORRY  TO  DISAPPOINT  YOU.  .  . 
Dear  Readers, 

I  hate  to  disappoint  some  of 
you,  but  Dennis  Negron  and  I 
were  not  "feuding"  in  the 
"Letters.  .  ."  section  of  the 
January  31  Southern  Accent. 
My  reason  for  writing  was  to 
formally  ask  Mr.  Negron  to 
make  certain  things  clear  to 
you,  the  readers.  I  already 
knew  the  answers  to  my  ques- 
tions. Mr.  Negron  knew  1 
planned  to  submit  a  letter.  We 
not  only  work  together  in  the 
Student  Association,  but  also 
are  friends.  Neither  of  us  in- 
tended that  my  question  and  his 
reply  sound  malicious.  I  feel 
that  it  is  unfortunate  that  peo- 
ple read  so  many  negative 
things  into  something  that  is  in- 
tended to  be  positive. 

Thank  you. 
Michael  D.  Palsgrove 


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Men.  if  you're 

within  one  month  of 

your  18th  birthday. 

it's  time  to  register 

with  Selective  Service. 

It's  simple.  Just  go  down  to  your  local 

post  office,  fill  out  a  card  and  hand  it 

to  a  postal  clerk. 

No,  this  is  not  a  draft.  No  one  has 

been  drafted  in  over  1 0  years.  You're 

just  adding  your  name  to  a  list  in  case 

there's  a  national  emergency.  So 

register  now. 

■      Register. 
It's  Quick.  It's  Easy.      $S$i 
And  it's  the  Law.         -■'i#.; 


GC  Encourages  Participation  in  United 
Nation's  International  Youth  Year 


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The  Southern  Accent  is  the  official  student  newspaper  of  Southern 
College  and  is  released  each  Thursday  with  (he  exception  of  vacation 
and  exam  weeks.  Opinions  expressed  in  letters  and  by-lined  articles  arc 
the  opinion  of  the  author  and  do  not  neeessarilv  refin-i  ,>,.„■ 
.f(h„„j.,„      c     ,.         „  „                  iiiwessarm  relleu  the  opinions 
of  the  editors.  Southern  College,  the  Seventh-day  Adventist  church  or 

The  Youth  Department  of 
the  Seventh-day  Adventist 
Church  is  encouraging  Adven- 
tist youth  around  the  world  to 
participate  in  the  1985  United 
Nations  International  Youth 
Year. 

International  youth  leader 
Leo  Ranzolin  of  the  General 
Conference  of  Seventh-day 
Adventists  said  the  church  en- 
courages "each  level  of  the 
church's  constituency  to 
establish  an  International 
Youth  Year  Committee  to  plan 
and  activate  at  least  one  pro- 
gram to  celebrate  the  interna- 
tional Year  of  Youth." 

Ranzolin  warned,  however, 
that  the  church  should  avoid 
political  entanglements.  "In- 
evitably some  political  over- 
tones will  influence  actions 
taken  by  an  international  body 


such  as  the  United  Nations,  and 
the  IYY  is  no  exception, "he 
said.  "Church  constituencies 
should  avoid  political  engage- 
ment of  any  kind.  Rather,  they 
should  emphasize  the  positive 
aspects  that  the  Year  of  Youth 
affords." 

Ranzolin  said  the  church  en- 
courages a  variety  of  programs 
centered  on  the  IYY  theme, 
"Participation,  Development, 
Peace." 

In  the  area  of  participation, 
Ranxolin  said  the  Adventist 
church  encourages  its  youth  to 
"join  in  at  least  one  communi- 
ty project  or  ask  authorities  for 
a  special  project  for  the  church 
youth  group  that  will  help  and 
bless  the  community  as  an 
ongoing  benefit."  He  also  urg- 
ed Adventist  youth  to  par- 
ticipate in  home  and  church 


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activities. 

Ranzolin  said  the  chun 
urges  youth  to  develop  tt< 
physical,  mental,  spiritual,! 
social  powers.  He  suggd 
Adventist  youth  should  end 
in  regular  programs  to  physJD 
ly  condition  themselves,  i 
stretch  their  minds  and! 
engage  in  Bible  studies  i 
various  kind  of  commuj 
outreach. 

"Peace  is  found  in  consti 

and  Saviour,"  Ranzolin  ado 
"Christian  youth  can i 
perience  true  peace  with] 
world  in  which  they  live! 
can  anticipate  eternal  peace 
the  presence  of  the  Lord,  j 
"These  goals  can  be  a  lifl 
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individual  through  the  extra 
of  faith  and  sharing,'1! 
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\eflections 


Changes  and  Choices 


years.  Generally,  the  younger 
people  are,  the  more  rapidly 
they  wish  those  days  would 
pass.  1984  has  passed,  and  1985 
is  here.  The  Presidential  elec- 
tions came  and  went.  The  in- 
auguration is  over,  and  now  the 
country  is  asking  for  the  im- 
plementation of  change  and 
leadership  that  could  affect 
many  aspects  of  our  lives. 

Some  have  not  always  found 
change  easy  to  deal  with.  I 
know  a  faculty  member  on  our 
staff  who,  with  his  older  sister, 
were  adopted  when  they  were 
young.  Some  thirty  years  later, 
while  teaching  a  class  here  at 
SC,  he  received  a  call  from  a 
scared,  excited,  nervous  young 
lady,  followed  later  by  a  call 
from  an  equally  scared,  excited, 
nervous  young  man  who  had 
been  searching  for  a  brother 
and  sister  they  knew  existed 
through  photographs  stored 
away  in  a  shoebox  by  their 
mother  before  she  died.  That 


phone  call  and  the  calls  that 
followed,  along  with  an  actual 
meeting  some  months  later, 
brought  about  a  profound 
change  not  only  in  his  life,  but 
in  the  life  of  his  family.  This 
sudden  change  confronted  him 
and  his  family  with  choices- 
choices  that  would  be  very  dif- 
ficult for  some  to  deal  with. 
Should  they  accept  or  reject  this 
young  man  and  young  lady 
along  with  their  families  and 
children  whose  way  of  life  was 
different  from  theirs?  They 
made  their  decision  to  accept 
them  as  they  were  and  asked 
them  to  do  the  same.  What  was 
more  important  was  that  they 
had  found  one  another. 

Changes  and  choices  are  in- 
terrelated. Changes  often  lead 
to  choices.  Yet  choices  in- 
evitably affect  changes.  Often 
choices  are  not  clearcut.  The 
most  difficult  are  those  that 
deal  with  the  "grey"  areas.  As 
students  and  staff  here  at  SC, 


we  sometimes  find  ourselves 
learning  how  to  relate  to  friends 
who  choose  to  practice  and 
believe  differently  from  what 
we  believe.  Our  level  of 
tolerance  of  others  would  no 
doubt  be  reflected  across  the 
spectrum.  I  find  nothing  intrin- 
sically wrong  with  that,  except 
that  with  the  passage  of  time 
and  possibly  the  results  of 
maturity  and  study,  we  change, 
we  make  choices,  we  toil,  we 
and  grow.  Our  lives  seem  to  be 
full  of  choices-whether  to  get 
up  or  to  stay  in  bed  a  little 
longer  in  the  morning,  to  study 
or  to  watch  a  ball  game,  to  wait 
for  a  date  or  to  go  on  your 
own,  to  eat  or  to  get  to  the  next 
class  on  time—and  the  list  can 
go  on.  For  faculty  and 
students ,  changes  are  being 
brought  about  in  the  Division 
structure  of  our  college  and 
with  it  come  choices  that  might 
not  only  affect  the  way  business 
is  conducted  in  this  institution, 


but  it  will  also  influence  the 
lives  of  us  all.  Consequently,  we  A 
need  to  be  careful  about  the  ^^ 
choices  and  changes  we  make. 
Change  in  itself  is  neither 
good  nor  bad.  Choices  in 
themselves  are  neither  good  nor 
bad.  Yet  they  are  both  in- 
evitable. We  come  to  those 
forks  in  the  road,  and  we  have 
to  make  choices  as  to  which 
path  to  take,  and  our  lives 
become  changed  from  that 
point.  Some  decisions  are  ir- 
reversible, and  especially  if  they 
are  based  on  poor  choices  our 
lives,  our  future,  and  the  lives 
of  those  around  may  be  hurt. 
We  are  all  bound  to  make 
mistakes,  but  how  we  deal  with 
those  mistakes,  the  choices  we 
make  might  just  turn  those 
mistakes  into  stepping  stones 
leading  to  positive  change  in 

(Dr.  Desmond  V.  Rice  is  a  Pro- 
fessor of  Education  at  Southern 
College.) 


EC  Celebrates  Black  History  Week 


heila  Elwin 

JBIack  History  Week  will  be 
llebrated  at  Southern  College 
J  Seventh-day  Adventists  from 
lb.  11  through  Feb.  16.  Its 
Jeme  is  "We  Have  A  Dream- 

:  Are  That  Dream!" 

iThis  annual  event  is  spon- 

Jed   by   Beta   Kappa   Tau, 

juthern  College's  black  club. 

Icording  to   student  Elissa 

jus  tin,  chairman  of  the  Black 

gtory  Week  Committee  and 

■  president  of  the  club, 

T  was  formed  with  the  pur- 

e  of  enriching  the  social  and 

btual    lives    of   the    black 

Bents. 

puthern's  student  body  of 
Jroximately  1500  includes 
But  150  black  students. 


Black  History  Week  will 
place  an  emphasis  on  black 
history  with  a  spiritual  angle. 
This  is  the  concept  at  which 
Miss  Austin  and  Kerri  Baker, 
President  of  BKT,  have  aimed 
the  program. 

Speakers  of  interest  will  in- 
clude Dr.  John  Wagner,  Presi- 
dent of  Southern  College,  and 
Angie  Dickson,  an  evangelist 
from  Dallas,  Texas.  Scheduled 
for  Feb.  12  and  14  respective- 
ly, both  meetings  will  take  place 
in  the  Collegedale  S.D.A. 
Church  at  11:05  a.m. 

Also  scheduled  is  Garland 
Dulan,  Ph.D.,  Feb.  13  at  7 
p.m.  While  teaching  for 
Southern  College,  Dr.  Dulan 
was  the  first  sponsor  of  BKT. 


He  is  now  a  psychology  pro- 
fessor at  Oakwood  College,  a 
Seventh-day  Adventist  school 
in  Huntsville,  Ala. 

Traditionally  a  black  college, 
Oakwood  will  play  an  impor- 
tant part  in  Black  History  Week 
not  only  by  loan  of  speaker,  but 
also  through  the  Oakwood  Col- 
lege Choir  which  will  give  a 
concert  Saturday,  Feb.  16,  at  6 
p.m. 

Richard  Barron,  associate 
world  youth  leader  of  the 
Seventh-day  Adventist  church, 
will  be  coping  from 
Washington,  D.C.,  to  speak 
Feb.  15  at  8  p.m.  and  for  the 
main  service,  Feb.  16  at  11  a.m. 
in  the  Physical  Education 
Center. 


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Father-Child  or  Idol-Child: 


Reinhold  Smith 

"Oh  most  Holy,  Almighty, 
Life-giving  Heavenly  Father, 
we  thank-you  for  another  day 
of  life,  a  day  in  which  we  can 
witness  of  your  Beautiful, 
Unrelentless,  Life-sustaining 
love." 

A  little  deep  perhaps?  Are 
you  bored  yet?  God  probably  is 
too.  Have  you  had  enough  of 
pastors  opening  their  prayers  in 
this  fashion?  Isn't  God  our 
heavenly  father?  When  you  call 
your  parents,  do  you  use  such 
sugar-coated  adjectives?  No, 
you  simply  say,  Hello  Dad,  I 
need  money! 

Parents  love  you,  provide  for 
you,  and  care  about  your  hap- 
piness. Isn't  God  the  same,  ex- 
cept on  a  heavenly  level?  If  you 
were  a  father,  how  would  you 
like  your  child  to  come  to  you 
and  use  the  previously  men- 
tioned greeting  in  addressing 
you? 

Now,  I'm  not  advocating  a 
lack  of  respect  for  God,  but 
rather  saying  that  you  should 
treat  him  as  a  parent,  not  an 
idol. 

How  about  public  prayer? 
Why  do  pastors,  teachers,  and 
lay-people  with  years  of  ex- 
perience in  public-speaking 
read  prayers  filled  with  mean- 
ingless adjectives?  Of  course, 
there  isn't  anything  wrong  with 
writing  out  your  prayer  and 
reading  it,  if  you  have  had  no 
experience.    Obviously    the 


chance  of  a  mistake  from  the 
pulpit  would  be  higher. 
However,  those  with  experience 
should  pray  from  the  heart  or 
not  at  all. 

Prayer  should  also  be  simple. 
After  all,  it  is  a  conversation 
with  God,  much  the  same  as  a 
conversation  with  your  earthly 
father. 

Have  you  ever  listened  to  a 
child  pray?  Christmas  vacation 
I  had  the  pleasure  of  listening 
to  my  nine-year-old  nephew 
pray,  and  it  went  something 
like  this: 

"Dear  Father,  thank-you  for 
loving  me,  Mom  and  Dad, 
Grandma  and  Grandpa,  and 
Uncle  Ron.  Forgive  my  sins, 
help  the  missionaries,  the 
flowers  not  to  die,  and  the 
cowboys  and  Indians  not  to 
fight.  I  love  you,  good  night." 

I  sat  back  and  thought:  How 
simple,  just  as  if  God  himself  (^ 
was  in  the  room,  like  a  friend. 
You  know  what,  He  was. 


The  reward  of  a  thing 
well  done,  is  to  have 
done  it. 

Emerson 


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3 


Jonathan  Wurl 


Jonathan  Wurl  and  Cameron 
Cole  are  running  unopposed 
and  are  on  the  same  ticket  for 
the  1985-86  school  year. 

Presidential  candidate  Wurl 
is  a  junior  chemistry  major  and 
Executive  Vice  Presidential  can- 
didate Cole  is  a  sophomore 
biology  major. 

When  asked,  Wurl  and  Cole 
stated  that  they  wished  to  run 
together  for  the  same  goal:  to 
encourage  student  involvement. 

Said  Cole,  "1  feel  that  the 
words  'Student  Association1 
have  lost  their  meaning.  We 
need  to  put  the  'student'  back 
into  'Student  Association'." 

Wurl  added  that  he  was 


"proud  of  the  S.A."  and  wish- 
es to  promote  a  "sense  of  pride 
among  all  the  students." 
Both  put  prime  importance  on 
interaction  between  the 
students  and  S.A. 

Wurl's  experience  includes 
temperance  president  his 
freshman  year  in  academy, 
S.A.  president  his  sophomore 
year,  junior  class  pastor,  and 
senior  class  president. 

Cole's  academy  experience 
includes  student  council 
treasurer  his  freshman  year  and 
S.A.  treasurer  his  senior  year. 
Also,  he  is  senator  and  assistant 
Joker  supplement  editor  this 
year. 


Lori  Heinsman 


Lori  Heinsman,  sophomore 
mathematics  and  journalism 
major,  is  the  sole  runner  for 
Southern  Memories  Editor. 

Heinsman,  who  is  from 
Orlando,  Florida,  would  not 
tell  her  plans  for  the  Memories, 
since  she  wishes  to  keep  an 
"element  of  suspense."  But, 
she  does  emphasize  the  goals  of 
a  very  accurate  index  and  an 
alive  yearbook. 

Explains  Heinsman,  "I  want 
the  pages  to  come  alive  as  we 


capture  the  moments  in  picture. 
Also,  I  want  the  write-ups  to 
give  an  actual  feeling  of  reliv- 
ing the  events." 

Her  long  list  of  experience  in- 
cludes yearbook  photographer 
her  junior  academy  year  and 
newspaper  feature  editor  her 
senior  year.  She  also  worked 
for  her  hometown  newspapers. 

Presently,  Heinsman  is  a 
senator,  writer  of  "Dear  Lori," 
Accent  reporter,  and  copy 
editor  for  Memories. 


Brannon  Francois 


The  office  of  Vice  President 
for  Student  Services  has  four 
candidates  running  for  it.  The 
first  one  is  Brannon  Francois. 
Brannon  is  a  freshman  religion 
major.  His  hometown  is  New 
Orleans,  Louisiana.  Mr.  Fran- 
cois feels  qualified  for  this  job 
because  he  has  had  a  lot  of  ex- 
perience as  a  leader  on  the  high 
school  level.  Some  of  his 
leadership  positions  are  SA 
President  at  Bass  Memorial 
Academy,  senior  class 
secretary,  boys'  club  leader, 
and  a  residents'  assistant. 

Brannon  says  that  as  a 
freshman,  he  can  instill  fresh 
ideas  in  the  SA.  One  of  his 
ideas  that  he  would  implement 
if  he  were  elected  would  be  van 
service  to  approved  ballgames 
and  concerts. 


Carol  Huenergardt 


Our  first  candidate  for  the 
position  of  Social  Activities  VP 
is  Carole  Huenergardt.  She  is  a 
freshman  from  Ceres,  Califor- 
nia. Carole  feels  that  she  is 
qualified  for  the  job  because 
she  is  organized,  flexible,  en- 
joys doing  things  for  the 
students,  and  is  a  perfectionist 
in  her  work. 

Carole  has  quite  a  few  ac- 
tivities she  would  like  to  see  put 
into  effect,  such  as  a  time  in  the 
middle  of  the  week  for  the 
students  to  come  away  from 
their  studies  and  have  a  little 
time  to  converse  and  relax  for 
awhile,  more  trips  to  the  Alpine 
slide,  a  road  rally,  and  a  larger 
variety  of  Saturday  night 
activities. 


Bill  Bass 

The  second  candidate  for  the 
office  of  Vice  President  for  Stu- 
dent Services  is  Bill  Bass.  This 
junior  religion  major  makes  his 
home  in  Charlotte,  North 
Carolina.  Bills  feels  that  he  has 
the  experience  to  satisfy 
Southern  College's  students' 
needs  the  best.  Formerly  a 
boys'  club  president  in 
academy,  he  currently  works  as 
a  senator,  as  a  residents'  assis- 
tant, and  for  Instructional 
Media. 

Despite  one  of  the  smaller 
budgets  in  the  SA,  Bill  says  that 
he  can  work  with  it  and  provide 
some  good  services.  Some  ot 
these  are  as  follows:  trips  on 
certain  Sunday  mornings  to 
Atlanta  malls,  the  return  ol 
Pink  Panther  cartoons,  an 
more  cookie  breaks  during  me 

course  of  a  day. 


Sherry  Beardsley 

Our  second  candidate  is 
Sherry  Beardsley.  She  is  a 
freshman  from  Kansas  City, 
Kansas.  Sherry  has  had 
previous  experience  working 
with  an  S.A.  organization  at 
Forest  Lake  Academy,  where 
she  was  the  S.A.  treasurer  her 
senior  year.  She  said  that  she 
also  helped  out  with  planning 
several  social  activities  as  well. 

Sherry  would  really  like  to 
see  the  school  spirit  of  Southern 
uplifted  and  would  like  to  plan 
some  sort  of  school-spirit  day. 
She  would  like  to  see  more  of 
the  students  getting  involved 
with  activities  and  says  that  she 
is  open  to  all  ideas  and 
suggestions. 


Ed  Santana 


Ed  Santana  is  our  third  can- 
didate for  this  office.  He  is  a 
freshman  theology  major  from 
South  Lancaster, 

Massachusetts.  Ed  lists  his 
qualifications  for  this  leader- 
ship position  as  follows:  vice- 
president  for  his  school's  stu- 
dent government,  president  of 
the  same  school's  Spanish  club, 
two  years  experience  as  a 
logistics  officer  in  the  ROTC, 
and  currently  a  senator  at 
Southern  College. 

Ed  sees  no  problem  with  get- 
ting his  job  done  efficiently  and 
correctly.  "I  think  I  can  do  the 
job,  and  I  want  to  do  the  job," 
he  says.  He  did  not  wish  to 
divulge  any  of  his  plans  for  next 
year  should  he  get  the  office, 
but  Ed  plans  to  put  out  a  survey 
to  find  out  what  students  want. 


Bob  Jones 

Bob  Jones  is  a  junior  com- 
munications/journalism major 
from  Leominster,  Massachu- 
setts^ and  is  running  for  Accent 
editor.  He  is  currently  the 
Layout  Editor  for  the  school 
newspaper.  He  feels  that  he  is 
qualified  for  this  job  for  many 
reasons.  One  of  the  main 
reasons  is  that  Bob  has  been 
working  on  a  newspaper  staff 
since  his  high  school  years.  He 
hopes  to  make  the  paper  more 
balanced  in  the  choice  of  ar- 
ticles, and  he  wants  all  to  know 
that  he  is  open  for  ideas. 


Julio  Narvaez 


Our  final  candidate  for  the 
office  of  Student  Services  is 
Julio  Narvaez.  Julio  is  from 
Mayaguez,  Puerto  Rico,  but  is 
a  Mexican  citizen.  He  lists  his 
qualifications  simply  as  a  hard 
worker,  a  good  organizer,  and 
a  good  handler  of  finances.  Our 
candidate  has  had  leadership 
experience  before,  but  he  feels 
they  are  unimportant  to  the 
position.  The  qualities  above 
are  enough,  according  to  Julio. 

Julio  would  like  to  provide 
more  traveling  information  to 
students  for  vacation,  help  keep 
the  students  more  informed, 
plan  more  trips  to  fine  arts  and 
sporting  events,  and  much 
more.  He  too  plans  to  take  a 
survey  to  find  out  the  likes  of 
the  students. 


Brent  Van  Arsdell 

The  second  candidate  for 
Editor  of  the  Southern  Accent 
is  Brent  Van  Arsdell,  from 
Lockport,  Illinois.  Brent  is  a 
reporter  with  the  Accent  this 
year  and  has  been  layout  editor 
in  the  past.  He  feels  that  his 
strong  point  is  not  only  his 
previous  experience,  but  that  he 
is  a  good  budgeter.  Brent  feels 
that  with  his  good  budgeting 
skills,  he  can  create  a  better 
paper.  He  promises  that  he  will 
do  the  best  job  possible  and  will 
have  the  "stick-to-it 
get  the  job  done, 


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Paul  Ware 


The  only  candidate  running 
for  the  position  of  Joker  editor 
is  Paul  Ware.  Paul  is  a 
sophomore  history  major 
working  on  his  pre-medical  re- 
quirements. Our  candidate 
resides  in  Newport  News, 
Virginia.  He  has  had  no 
publishing  experience,  but  plen- 
ty of  leadership  experience, 
such  as  senior  class  vice- 
president,  junior  class  presi- 


dent, freshman  class  president, 
and  boys'  club 

secretary /treasurer. 

Because  the  Joker  is  a 
publication  of  the  school,  Paul 
did  not  want  to  divulge  any  of 
his  ideas,  but  he  plans  to  put 
out  a  creative,  neat  Joker.  His 
main  objective  for  next  year  is 
to  get  the  booklet  out  on  time 
and  into  the  hands  of  the 
students  as  soon  as  possible. 


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Sports  Commentary 


J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

This  weekend,  a  few  men  will 
perform  their  profession  in  In- 
dianapolis, Indiana.  These  few 
men  are  veterans  of  their  trade. 
These  men  will  perform  an  act 
of  kindness  in  a  sport  which 
seems  to  be  turning  around  its 
"iffy-iffy"  image  of  two  years 
ago.  Yes,  the  National  Basket- 
ball Association  will  hold  its  an- 
nual All-Star  Game  this  Sun- 
day, and  the  stars  of  this  game 
are  donating  their  game's  pay 
to  help  the  fight  against  starva- 
tion in  Ethiopia.  This  gesture  is 
a  statement  in  itself. 

One  million  dollars  per  deed.  Today,  there  are  more 
minute  was  the  going  rate  for  quality  players  than  ever  before 
air  time  advertisements  for  the  in  the  history  of  the  game, 
past  Super  Bowl.  ABC  did  not  Think  about  it,  Larry  Bird, 
gesture  to  give  anything  for  this  Julius  Erving,  Kareem  Abdul- 
cause,  which  is  their  choice,  of  Jabbar.  we've  heard  these 
course,  but  if  they  had,  it  would  names  many  times  over  the  last 
have  been  a  very  good  move  four  years.  Their  names  are 
and,  not  to  mention,  good  usually  not  followed  by  a 
public  relations  for  ABC  "who?"  But  now  with  guys  like 
Sports.  Ralph      Sampson,      Isaiah 

Getting  back  to  the  original  Thomas,  and  Adrian  Dantley 
idea,  the  performers  of  the  putting  in  clutch  performances 
NBA  today  are  great  ones  in-    each  time  out  on  the  floor, 


PLAYERS  OF  THE  WEEK 

Week  of  February  1-7 

"AA"  League  -  David  Butler 

"A"  League  -  Anthony  Peets  (43  pts.  in  one  game) 

"B"  League  -  Bob  Durocher  (led  his  team  in  scoring 

in  2  games) 
Women's  League  -  Teresa  Rogers  (25  pts.  in  win  over 

Klisches,  30  pts.  in  win  over 

Beardsley) 


Thursday's  Games 
5:30  (Court  A)  Mock  vs.  Green 


5:30  (Court  B) 
7:00  (Court  A) 
7:00  (Court  B) 


Hilderbrandt  vs.  Green  (w) 
Starhird  vs.  Pheirim 
Klisches  vs.  McClure 


chey,     too,     will     become  Jordan  and  Erving  will  supply 

household  names.  that  need.  If  you  like  keen-eye 

This  year's  game  will  be  a  shooting,  Bird  and  King  will 

good  one,  maybe  better  than  give  it  to  you. 

last  year's  game.  This  will  be  the  day  for  col- 

Ervin  'Magic'  Johnson,  Ber-  lege  basketball  players  to  sit 

nard  King,  and  new  superstar  down  and  take  notice.  Not  on- 

Michael  Jordan  will  certainly  ly  can  they  be  great,  popular, 

make  your  afternoon  worth  and  rich,  they  can  also  put  a  lit- 

while,  if  you  happen  to  be  a  tie  in  the  "help"  basket  every 

basketball  fan.  If  you  like  guys  now  and  then.  Enjoy  the  game, 

who  do  it  sloppy,  there's  Moses  It's  gonna  be  the  best  basketball 


Malone.    If   you    like   earth- 
shaking,  house-rocking  dunks, 


you'll   see   until   the   NCAA 
tournament. 


>.  Ride  'Em 
'  Cowboys! 

On  Saturday  evening,  a 
crowd  of  approximately  800 
people  saw  the  SA  officers  and 
some  of  Southern  College's 
faculty  and  administrators, 
along  with  some  of  the  area 
ministers,  perform  in  the  an- 
nual SA  Benefit.  Perhaps  a 
more  appropriate  way  of  saying 
it  is  the  crowd  watched  the 
above  performers  make 
donkeys  of  themselves. 

This  year's  SA  Benefit  event 
was  Donkey  Basketball.  Ac- 
tually, the  donkeys  were  the 
performers  as  they  bucked, 
kicked,  ran  away  from  their 
riders,  played  stubborn,  and 
had  "accidents."  And  the 
riders  simply  had  to  allow  all  of 
this  to  go  on  to  play  within  the 
rules  of  the  game. 

The  evening's  festivities  had 
the  ministers  playing  the 
teachers  in  one  game  and  the 
SA  officers  and  administrators 
playing  in  another.  The 
teachers  and  administrators 
won  their  respective  games  and 
went  on  to  play  a  championship 
match.  The  teachers  won  this 
final  game. 

"Awards"  were  given  out  at 
the  end  of  the  night.  Some  of 
the  more  notable  ones  were 
Assistant  Professor  of  English 
David  Smith's  High  Scorer 
Award  and  Treasurer  Robert 
Merchant's  Best  Rider  Award. 


Leading  Scorers 


Player 
K.  Warren 
I.  Davis 
M.  Gentry 

D.  Rowland 
B.  Stephan 

E.  Mock 
D.  Butler 
J.  Marcum 
H.  Coleman 


Team 

Accardo 

Mock 

McFadden 

Cain 

Green 


Team  Stats 

FT  FTA 


Basketball 

Standings 

"AA" 

League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Mock 

4       2 

Acardo 

3       2 

McFadden 

3       3 

Green 

2       3 

Cain 

2       4 

"A"  League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Malone 

4       0 

Greve 

4       0 

Davis 

4       2 

Wurl 

3       2 

Deely 

3       3 

Hobbs 

2       3 

O'Neal 

2       4 

Selby 

1        4 

Wise 

0       5 

"B" 

-.eague 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Pheirim 

4       2 

Snider 

4       2 

Sutton 

4       2 

Jones 

3       4 

Starhird 

0       5 

"Women 

's"  League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

McClure 

4       0 

Beardsley 

3       2 

Green 

3       I 

Washington 

3       3 

Hilderbrand 

1       4 

Klisches 

1       4 

28.8 

154 

30.8 

12.0 

109 

21.8 

14.6 

105 

21.0 

10.4 

105 

21.0 

7.5 

124 

20.7 

8.0 

96 

19.2 

5.0 

57 

19.0 

6.0 

57 

19.0 

9.6 

91 

18.2 

40.3 
41.4 

245 
401 

81.7 
80.2 

55.0 

396 

79.2 

42.5 

449 

74.8 

39.4 

350 

70.0 

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After  a  month  of  play,  the 
College  Bowl  has  taken  some 
interesting  turns.  Monday, 
February  4,  saw  one  more  team 
eliminated  from  competition, 
leaving  nine  out  of  a  field  of 
twelve  original  teams  vying  for 
the  championship. 

Chip  Cannon  lost  to  Alice 
Roszyk  in  a  match  that  saw  the 
loser  come  up  five  points  short 
of  a  tie  upon  answering  the  last 
question  with  time  running  out. 
The  final  score  was  205-200. 
Although  at  times  Roszyk 
seemed  to  be  taking  command 
of  the  game,  Cannon  refused  to 
bow  under  pressure.  With  two 
s  left  in  the  game,  Can- 


non's  team,  down  205-170, 
answered  two  toss-ups  and  part 
of  a  bonus  question  but  ended 
up  short  five  points.  With  two 
losses  in  the  College  Bowl,  Can- 
non was  eliminated  from  play. 
Also  on  Monday  evening,  in 
a  game  matching  two  of  the 
teams  favored  to  win  the  cham- 
pionship, Russell  Duerksen 
edged  Keith  Goodrum  in  the 
last  two  minutes.  This  game 
was  similar  to  the  one  above  in 
that  Goodrum  also  seemed  to 
have  the  game  locked  half  way 
through  the  match  before 
Duerksen  mounted  a  come- 
back.   The    final   score    was 


250-235. 

With  the  loss,  Goodrum 
joins  Hobbs  and  Wolbert,  three 
of  the  top  four  seeds,  in  the 
consolation  bracket.  A  second 
loss  will  eliminate  any  of  these 
teams.  Already  eliminated  are 
Steven  Wrate,  Liz  Cruz,  and 
Chip  Cannon. 

Tonight's  matches  feature 
Mitzi  Acosta  vs  Alice  Roszyk 
and  Zell  Ford  vs  Donna 
Wolbert.  The  first  match  will 
start  at  5:15  p.m.  behind  the 
curtains  in  the  cafeteria.  The  se- 
cond game  will  start  five 
minutes  later. 


Writing  Committee 
Announces  Research  Contest 


I  The  Southern  College 
Writing  Committee  is  announ- 
cing its  fifth  annual  writing 
contest  for  spring  semester 
1985.  This  year  there  will  be 
two  categories,  one  for  library 
research  papers  and  one  for 
critical-analytical  papers.  Three 
prizes  will  be  awarded  in  each 
category:  $75— first  prize;  $50- 
second  prize;  and  $25--third 
prize. 

The  library  research  paper 
category  is  open  to  typed 
research  papers  of  1200-1700 
words  that  were  written  for  a 
class  assignment  during  the 
1984-85  school  year.  The 
critical-analytical  category  is  d 
new  one  for  this  year.  It  in- 
cludes a  wide  variety  of  writing 


done  for  class:  critical  book 
reviews;  analysis  papers;  in- 
vestigative reporting  and  jour- 
nalistic essay;  interpretive  case 
studies;  position  papers; 
laboratory/experimental 
papers;  and  field  study  in- 
vestigative reports.  Entries 
should  be  between  750  and  2500 
words  and,  of  course,  should  be 
typed. 

Registration  forms  are 
available  at  the  Student  Center, 
the  Religion  Department,  the 
Arts  &  Letters  Division  office, 
and  at  Duane  Houck's  office  in 
Hackman  Hall.  Papers  must  be 
submitted  by  April  5.  Prizes 
will  be  presented  at  Awards 
Chapel  on  April  18. 


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PERSONAL 


Friday 
Saturday 
Sunday 
Monday 


Dear  John  and  Bill: 

On  behalf  of  the  Physical 
Education  Division,  I  would 
like  to  express  our  gratitude  for 
the  fine  job  that  was  done  in  ar- 
ranging the  Donkey  Basketball 
game  last  Saturday  night.  We 
enjoyed  working  with  you,  and 

I   personally  commend  your   \rr/-ltly    TtlVYi 
organization   in   making   the    I  UUI      J-  "'  "■ 
game  a  success.  Thanks  again. 
Sincerely, 
Bob  Kamieneski 


February  8 
February  9 
February  10 
February  11 


5:15  p.m.  College  Bowl 

8:00  p.m.  Anderson  Lecture 
8:00  p.m.  Vespers:  Art  Evans 
Church:  Elder  Al  McClure 
7:00  p.m.  Sweetheart  Banquet 
5:15  p.m.  College  Bowl 


Lori  Heinsman 


If  you  could  improve  one  aspect  of  Southern 
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Ameritus,  at  Loma  Linda 
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auditorium  this  weekend.  Dr. 
Thomas  is  a  specialist  in 
hydrotherapy  and  will  also  lec- 
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in  the  afternoon. 


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Volume  40,  Number  17 


Southern  College,  Collegedale,  Tennessee 


>C  Student  Diana  J.  Green  Honored  in  Washington 


Wpok  Ting  Shim 

J  On    Wednesday   evening, 

February  6,  "there  were  two 

inportant  events  at  the  Capitol. 

was  a  speech  by  the 

president  but  before  that  there 

s  a  reception  for  Congress  to 

present  Diana,"  said  Dr.  D.  W. 

Holbrook.    Holbrook,    Presi- 

fdent  of  Home  Study  Interna- 

Itional  (HSI),  was  reporting  to 

Ithe  employees  of  HSI  at  a  lun- 

Jcheon  at  General  Conference 

eadquarters    the    following 

David  L.  Peoples,  President 
bf  NHSC  said  at  the  reception, 
I'The  National  Home  Study 
Council  conducts  a  Home 
ptudy  Graduate-of-the-Year 
m.  Seventy  1983 
graduates  were  judged  on  their 
academic  records  and  the  level 
and  quality  of  their  contribu- 
tions to  their  chosen  fields, 
budges  chose  12  finalists.'* 
((One  of  the  members  of  NHSC 
lis  the  Air  Force  that  runs  the 
■largest  home  study  school 
■enrolling  over  300,000 
I  students).  Four  of  the  finalists 
I  will  receive  certificates,  another 
I  four  will  go  to  the  national 
I  NHSC  convention  iv  Florida, 
I  and  the  top  four  were  recogniz- 
I  ed  at  the  Congressional  Recep- 
Ition.  "In  that  top  four," 
I  Holbrook  reported  later,  "the 
I  Home  Study  Institute  candidate 
s  number  one!" 


Holbrook's  introduction  of 
Diana  brought  laughter.  "This 
little  girl  that  we're  so  proud  of 
studied  in  such  exotic  and 
strange  places  as  Beruit, 
Asmara,  Gimbi,  Libya,  Crete, 
and  considerably."  When  he 
continued,  "She's  a  delightfully 
sparkling  and  exuberant  girl, 
and  I  want  the  judges  to  know 
that  she's  only  the  first  in  a  long 
line  of  graduates  of  Home 
Study  International  that  will  be 
honored  here  every  year." 

Holbrook  estimated  that 
about  ten  Senators  and  twenty 
Congressmen  showed  up.  Even 
though  Diana,  who  voted  for 
the  first  time  in  the  past  elec- 
tion, had  voted  for  both  of 
them,  she  was  nevertheless  sur- 
prised when  both  Represen- 
ative  Marilyn  Lloyd,  3rd 
District  of  Tennessee,  and 
Senator  Albert  Gore,  Jr.,  of 
Tenessee,  were  on  hand  to  pre- 
sent the  award  which  said, 
''Outstanding  Home  Study 
Graduate  Award.  The  National 
Home  Study  Council 
recognizes  the  outstanding 
academic  achievement  and  ex- 
emplary contributions  to  the 
public  rendered  by  Diana  J. 
Green,  Graduate  of  Home 
Study  International." 

Diana's  mother,  Eppy 
Green,  flew  here  from  Africa  to 
be  with  her  in  Washington. 


Health  Care  Systems  Topic 
Anderson  Lecture 


Ronald  J.  Wylie,  a  lawyer 
from  Washington,  D.C.,  will 
present  "If  You  Like  Revolu- 
tions, You'll  Love  the  Health 
Care  System"  tonight,  Feb.  14, 
at  8  p.m.  in  Brock  Hall. 

Mr.  Wylie  is  currently  special 
I  assistant  to  the  administrator  of 
the  Health  Care  Financing  Ad- 
L  ministration  (HCFA),  U.S. 
[Department  of  Health  and 
Medicaid  programs  which  com- 
prise approximately  10  percent 
of  the  entire  Federal  budget. 

"If  Medicare  and  Medicaid 
ere  considered  as  a  private 

f  corporation,  these  programs 
together  would  be  the  second 

1  largest  corporation  in  the  coun- 
try," Mr.  Wylie  points  out. 
Health  care  services  have  pro- 

|  vided  for  over  52  million  poor, 
elderly,  and  disabled 
Americans.   Expenditures   on 


their  behalf  will  total  nealy  $100 
billion  in  fiscal  1985. 

After  receiving  his  bachelor's 
degree  from  Andrews  Universi- 
ty, Mr.  Wylie  went  on  to 
receive  his  law  degree  from  the 
University  of  Michigan  Law 
School,  where  he  was  a  finalist 
in  the  Freshman  Moot  Court 
Competition. 

A  member  of  the  Michigan, 
District  of  Columbia,  and  U.S. 
Supreme  Court  Bars,  he  has 
previously  served  in  the  Office 
of  the  Commissioner  of  the  Ad- 
ministration on  Aging,  and  was 
the  Director  of  the  Regulations 
Policy  Staff,  U.S.  Food  and 
Drug  Administration.  He  has 
lectured  on  "Conflict  Preven- 
tion and  Resolution"  and  has 
authored  several  articles. 

Mr.  Wylies's  presentation  is 


Also  accompanying  her  were 
Jill  Green,  her  grandmother  of 
Atlanta,  Cynthia  Leui,  her  aunt 
of  Collegedale,  Jerry  Kovalski, 
Southern  Accent  reporter  and 
photographer,  Gricel  Rivera 
and  Karen  Williams,  two  of  her 
friends. 

Home  Study  International  is 
operated  by  the  SDA  church 
and  joined  the  NHSC  in  1965. 
The  morning  after  the  Congres- 

of  Next 


part  of  the  1985  E.A.  Anderson 
Lecture  Series,  an  annual 
feature  of  the  Division  of 
Business  and  Office  Ad- 
ministration at  Southern  Col- 
lege. The  series  is  being  held  in 
the  E.A.  Anderson  Business 
Seminar  Room  on  the  third 
floor  of  Brock  Hall. 

The  public  is  invited  to  at- 
tend any  of  the  lectures  free  of 
charge.  "About  50  of  the 
students  and  community  in- 
dividuals attending  the  series 
are  enrolled  for  college  or  con- 
tinuing education  credit,"  says 
Dan  Rozell,  associate  professor 
of  business  and  director  of  the 

A  question  and  answer 
period  will  follow  the 
presentation. 


sional  Reception,  Diana  was  in- 
troduced to  the  General  Con- 
ference family  at  morning 
worship. 

A  luncheon  at  noon  was 
hosted  at  the  General  Con- 
ference Headquarters  cafeteria 
by  Home  Study  International. 
Most  of  the  employees  of  HSI 
were  there.  Although  Diana 
was  not  given  an  opportunity  to 
speak   at   the   Congressional 


Reception,  she  was  given  an  op- 
portunity to  tell  how  she  view- 
ed the  whole  matter.  "Why 
me?  There's  a  lot  more  people 
out  there  who  deserve  it.  Then 
I  decided  well,  maybe  so,  but 
I've  been  privileged  and 
honored  and  maybe  the  Lord 
wants  me  to  have  it.  I  really  ap- 
preciate it." 


Heritage   Singers 
to   Give  Concert 
at  Southern  College 


Sheila  Elwin 

The  Heritage  Singers,  an  in- 
ternationally known  singing 
group,  will  present  a  gospel 
concert  in  the  Collegedale 
Seventh-day  Adventist  Church 
on  Tuesday,  Feb.  19,  at  7  p.m. 

The  12-member  group  of 
singers  and  musicians  recently 
returned  from  a  second  Euro- 
pean tour,  including  perfor- 
mances in  London,  Paris,  and 
Geneva.  Tours  have  also  taken 
them  to  Australia,  New 
Zealand,  and  South  Africa. 
The  group  is  based  in  Placer- 
ville,  Calif. 

Known  for  their  rich  and 
harmonious  blend  of  voices, 
the  Heritage  Singers  have 
received  five  Angel  Awards 
from  Religion  in  Media.  This 
Los  Angeles-based  organization 


judges  for  excellence  in 
religious  and  moral  quality 
media  and  recognized  them  in 
vocal  group  of  the  year,  best 
television  series  for  "Keep  On 
Singing,"  and  best  albums. 

"This  year  marks  the  four- 
teenth season  of  the  Heritage 
Singers'  sharing  the  love  of 
Jesus  Christ  thorugh  testimony 
and  song,"  comments  Max 
Mace,  founder  and  director  of 
the  Heritage  Singers.  "Our  sole 
objective  is  bringing  people  to 
Jesus  through  Christian 
music." 

Admission  is  free,  and  the 
public  is  welcome.  The  group 
has  made  over  40  records  and 
tapes. 


mortal 


^        Vote!.  .  .Please 

After  four  years  of  noticing  thai  students  do  not  bother  to  vote 
during  Student  Association  elections,  this  year  I  feel  that  a  plea 
for  a  better  turnout  is  in  need.  Last  year  less  than  fifty  percent 
of  the  students  voted.  That  figure  is  lower  than  the  national  turn- 
out for  most  presidential  elections  in  this  century.  Yet  in  SA  elec- 
tions, a  student  does  not  have  to  go  through  complicated  registra- 
tion processes,  take  time  away  from  class  or  work  to  make  the 
trip  to  a  voting  area,  or  stand  in  long  lines. 

In  fact,  voting  for  SA  officers  is  made  as  simple  as  possible 
for  the  student.  He  may  cast  his  vote  in  the  dorm,  at  the  Testing 
and  Counseling  Center,  or  at  chapel  sometime  during  the  day  from 
8:00  a.m.  to  dorm  closing  time.  The  procedure  takes  a  pencil  and 
five  minutes  and  no  more. 

With  all  due  respect  to  our  current  SA  President,  J.  T.  Shim, 
I  have  at  times  wondered  if  he  would  be  in  office  if  more  people 
had  voted  last  year.  Shim  won  by  the  narrow  margin  of  ten  votes. 
If  ten  more  of  Denise  Read's  supporters  had  turned  out,  a  special 
election  would  have  been  in  order.  The  voter  apathy  of  Southern 
College  students  may  have  been  the  decider  in  that  race,  and  not 
the  supporters  of  Shim. 

This  year,  only  three  of  the  races  have  more  than  one  person 
running  for  it,  which  is  unfortunate.  But  that  fact  does  not  detract 
from  the  importance  of  the  sutdents'  voting.  Not  one  of  the  can- 
didates for  the  offices  of  Vice  President  for  Social  Activities,  Vice 
President  for  Social  Services,  and  Accent  Editor  would  feel  hap- 
py about  a  loss  by  only  ten  votes  with  less  than  fifty  percent  of 
the  student  body  voting.  Still,  the  importance  of  voting  for  next 
year's  elected  officers  is  that  they  will  help  shape  the  fun  of 
1985-86.  If  a  student  wants  a  good  year,  then  he  should  vote.  And 
from  the  feedback  that  SA  officers  get  when  something  does  not 
go  right,  most  students  want  a  good  year. 

Next  week,  February  21 ,  Thursday,  Southern  College  will  hold 
its  SA  elections.  I  would  be  happy  with  a  sixty-percent  turnout. 
The  amount  is  not  unrealistic.  It  can  happen  by  SC  students  simply 
heeding  the  plea  to  vote. 


Letters.  .  . 

LANGUAGE  MAJORS  TO  GROW 

I  regret  that  your  informative 
tabulation  on  the  front  page  of 
the  7  February  A  ccent  indicates 
that  there—are  no  modern 
language  majors  on  campus.  It 
is  true  that  the  number  has 
dwindled  to  an  all-time  low  of 
one,  though  another  has  recent- 
ly decided  to  change  his  major 
to  French.  Our  campus  does 
have  three  other  students, 
however,  who  are  attending 
Adventist  Colleges  Abroad: 
two  at  Collonges  and  one  at 
Sagunto.  These  students  will 
return  to  us  with  a  modern 
language  almost  completed,  if 
not  entirely  so. 

We  expect  the  number  to 
grow  dramatically  when  word 
gets  around  that  several 
southeastern  states  will  soon  re- 
quire two  years  of  high-school 
language  in  order  to  enter  the 
state  university  system.  Florida, 
for  example,  is  already  beginn- 
ing a  search  for  more  than  100 
certified  teachers  of  Spanish. 
Truly  yours, 
Robert  R.  Morrison, Chairman 
Division  of  Arts  and  Letters 


SCS  HISTORIC  DECLARATION 
Although,  we  the  people  of  the 
United  States  have  come  a  long 
way  since  our  forefathers  first 
devised  the.  Declaration  of  In- 
dependence, perhaps,  as  United 
States  citizens,  and  students  at 
Southern  College,  it  would  be 
appropriate  for  us  to  follow  the 
principles  of  a  revision  of  such 
a  declaration  to  fit  with  the 
policies  of  Student  Association 
elections. 

"When  in  the  course  of 
Southern  College  events,  it 
becomes  necessary  for  one  stu- 
dent body  to  dissolve  the 
political  bands  which  have  con- 
nected with  another  (JT  and 
Company),  and  to  assume 
among  the  Powers  of  the  Stu- 
dent Association,  the  separate 
and  equal  station  to  which  the 
Laws  of  the  Student  Associa- 
tion and  of  the  Student 
Association  Constitution  entitle 
them,  a  decent  respect  to  the 
opinions  of  the  students  re- 
quires that  the  Student  Associa- 
tion officers-elect  should 
declare  the  causes  which  impel 
them  to  their  separate 
positions." 

With  all  due  apology  to  JT 


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must  soon  leave  their  officii 

Respectfully  y0uj 

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Reflections 


Lori  Heinsman 

How  many  of  you  read  the 
Lewis  Grizzard  column  in  the 
Chattanooga  Times  Tuesday, 
January  22?  It  was  titled  "Not 
even  Weyman  C,  Wannamaker 
can  cuss  in  the  same  league  as 
AI  Pacino."  Having  heard 
about  Scarf  ace,  Pacino's 
movie,  I  read  this  editorial.  It 
prompted  me  to  give  some 
thought  to  the  dirty  language, 
nudity,  and  violence  that  we  see 
in  movies  and  on  television. 

Grizzard  explained  that 
Pacino  "plays  a  Cuban  punk 
who  becomes  a  high-rolling 
dope  dealer  in  Miami  by  going 
around  shooting  and  knifing 
people."  However,  violence  is 
not  the  only  reason  the  film  was 

Sweetheart 
Success 


'Frankly,  My  Dear,  I  Don't  Give  A  Flip" 


rated  R,  Grizzard  points  out. 
"It  was  the  nonstop  use  of  nas- 
ty language.  .  .  There  was  one 
dirty  word,  as  a  matter  of  fact, 
that  was  used  over  and  over  in 
the  movie.  Al  Pacino  didn't  say 
two  other  words  before  saying 
that  word  again."  This  word  is 
described  as  being  perhaps  the 
most    taboo    word    in    our 


After  further  description  of 
the  film,  Grizzard  writes,  "I 
think  it's  time  Hollywood 
cooled  it  on  the  excessive  use  of 
graphic  language,  or  our  cur- 
rent bad  words  will  lose  their 
shock  value.  .  .  You  know 
where  all  this  started  though.  It 
started  when  Rhett  Butler  said 

Banquet  a 


to  Scarlet  O'Hara,  'Frankly, 
my  dear,  I  don't  give  a  (censor)' 
in  Gone  With  the  Wind. 

"If  Rhett  had  said,  'Frank- 
ly, my  dear,  I  don't  give  a  flip,' 
then  talking  dirty  in  the  movies 
might  never  have  reached  its 
current  depths." 

Right  on  Grizzard!  My  sen- 
timents exactly.  Real  men  don't 
cuss  (or  real  women).  It's  dir- 
ty, impolite,  immature  and  ex- 
hibits a  limited  vocabulary.  Nor 
does  it  make  much  sense  most 
of  the  time.  Why  cry  out  for 
"manure"  when  you  burn  your 
finger?  An  ice  cube  would  be 
more  appropriate. 

It's  not  fair,  though,  to  just 
harp  on  cussing  in  movies.  The 


same  goes  for  nudity.  It  has 
gotten  way,  way  out  of  hand. 
Sure,  we're  adults.  We  are  old 
enough  to  see  what  the  human 
body  looks  like.  So  we  defend 
PG-13  movies,  nasty  TV  shows, 
and  the  weird  videos  on  MTV 
on  that  assumption.  "We  don't 
listen  to  that  stuff,  Dad,  so 
don't  get  up  tight."  But  Dad's 
not  just  worrying  about  us. 
He's  concerned  about  the  grade 
school  kids.  They  grow  up 
watching  casual  sex  on  TV,  and 
violence  made  fun  and  exciting. 
Criminals  are  heroes.  Isn't 
anything  sacred  anymore? 

Think  about  it.  Instead  of 
just  brushing  it  off  because 
"Adventists    don't   do   that 


stuff"(pr  do  we?),  think  about 
it.  When  we  were  kids,  we  wat- 
ched Little  House  on  the 
Prairie.  Now  kids  start  out  with 
watching  the  PG  and  R  rated 
flicks  they  see  on  HBO.  Soon 
that  won't  be  entertaining 
enough,  so  they  will  watch 
heavier  and  heavier  stuff.  How 
far  will  they  creep  up  the  smut 
ladder?  What  rung  will  they 
reach  without  feeling  that 
anything  is  out  of  the  ordinary 
or  wrong? 

Sociologists  say  these  films 
are  not  healthy  for  the  minds  of 
children  and  teenagers.  They 
can't  be  very  good  for  us  either. 

We  spend  so  much  time  pro- 
tecting our  environment.  What 
about  protecting  our  minds? 


Why    a   Black   History  Week?" 


have 


Students  and  faculty  dined  "The  Three  Little  Pig: 
buffet  style  to  a  dinner  that  in- 
cluded two  entrees,  an  assort-  A  romantic  atmosphere  was 
ment  of  vegetables,  a  salad  bar,  achieved  by  both  the  elaborate 
and  dessert.  place  and  by  the  serenaded 


Without  God/Love, 
10  value. 

As  it  says  in  Romans  12:9, 
10,  13,  17,  18,  21-"Letlovebe 


Matt  Larkin  Harry  Brown  III 

Sunday,  February  10  the  Williams,  Kim  Deardorf,  and  On  the  campus  of  Southern  "Why  have  Black -History  with  humanity  There  is  a  bond 
Student  Association  Sweetheart  Jonathan  Wurl.  A  magic  show  College,  this  question  has  been  Week  and  not  Chinese  History  that  exists  between  all  in 
banquet  took  place  at  the  Chat-  was  performed  by  Jim  addressed  to  me  personally  and  Week  or  some  other  ethnic  dividuals  which  was  created  by 
tanooga  Choo  Choo  s  Imperial  Huenegardt.  "The  Spuds",  a  via  other  means,  such  as  the  history  week?"  My  answer  to  Infinite  Love--God  This  He 
Ballroom.  Guests  were  seated  low-budget  Southern  CoUege  Chatter  and  the  Southern  Ac-  this  question  and  others  like  it'  did  so  that  we  may  have  a 
by  Co-Vice  Presidents  for  group,  made  up  of  Cameron  cent  .  From  the  frequency  is  "Why  not?"  If  any  particular  glimpse  of  the  great  and 
Social  Activities,  Mitsue  Yap-  Cole,  Dennis  Golightly,  Andre  which  this  question  has  been  people  of  the  human  race-  beautiful  God  He  is  love 
shing  and  Bob  Folkenberg,  in  Skalzo,  and  Scott  Kemmerer,  asked  and  interaction  with  my  Black,  Chinese,  Jewish,  etc 
the  large  dining  room  whose  performed  various  skits,  one  of  peers,  I  have  been  compelled  to  had  a  consistent  history 
chandeliers  expanded  to  ten  feet  them  being  their  version  of  provide  some  insight  on  this  which  their  very  existence  and 
wide.  Cheech  and  Chong's  classic,     question  for  some  of  you.  I    ways  of  life  have  been  < 

could  spend  many  hours,  which  sidered  'inferior'  and  the  without  hypocrisy.  Abhor  what 
I  have  done  in  the  past,  discuss-  'epitome  of  ignorance'  and  is  evil;  cling  to  what  is  good.  Be 
ing  the  positive  and  negative  have  been  treated  in  such  a  devoted  to  one  another  in 
factors,  sociological  aspects,  manner,  those  oppressed  in-  brotherly  love;  give  preference 
and  reasons  for  a  Black  History  dividuals  reserve  the  right  to  to  one  another  in  honor...  prac- 
The  evening's  entertainment  violin  music  performed  by  Paul  Week  (BHW),  but  will  not  celebrate  the  time  when  ticing  hospitality...  Respect 
included    various    romantic    Williams  at  each  table.  because  of  the  time  and  space    mankind  has  finally  matured    what  is  right  in  the  sight  of  all 

songs  performed  by  SC  The  evening  concluded  with  required  and  the  interest  level  and  recognized  that  men  are  men.  If  possible,  so  far  as  it 
students.  Mauri  Lang  and  Bob  the  film,  The  King  and  I.  of  some  readers,  but  I  will  men,  women  are  women,  and  depends  on  you,  be  at  peace 
Jimenez  sang  "Take  a  Several  students  commented  discuss  the  philosophy  upon  that  women  are  women,  and  with  all  men. ..overcome  evil 
Chance,"  Harry  Brown  gave  favorably  about  the  banquet,  which  BHW  and  other  anniver-  that  all  are  equal  regardless  of  with  good." 
his  rendition  of  Lionel  Ritchie's  especially  the  food.  One  student  saries  have  been  originated.  the  land  upon  which  they  were  As  patriots  of  our  great  na- 
"Truly,"  and  AimeeOrta  sang  said,  "This  has  been  the  best  Most  of  what  I  have  ob-  born  or  the  darkness  of  their 
"Only  You."  The  singers  were    food  I've  had  out  of  the  eight    served  over  the  last  three  and    skin.  Just  as  in  a  relationship, 


accompanied      by      Alicia     banquets  I've  attended.' 


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l  of  freedom,  The  United 
States  of  America,  and  more 
importantly  as  citizens  of  the 
Kingdom  of  Christ,  we  can  join 
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may  have 
problems  in  which  the  heart  i: 
pierced  and  every  faculty 
drained.  The  two  depart  and  go  of  the  reuniting  of  o 
their  own  way.  But  when  they  and  sisters  from  all  corners  of 
realize  the  infinite  value  of  the  the  earth  and  take  pride  in  this 
commitment  and  love  they  Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
have,  they  find  each  other  again  day  Adventist  Afro-American 
in  acknowledgement  of  that  anniversary, 
bond  between  them.  So  it  is  ^ 


New  Home  Ec  Teacher 
Added  to  Staff 


Shannon  Bom  studies  alone  in  the  Student  Center. 


Joni  King 

If  you  like  the  unique  sound 
of  an  Australian  accent,  Diane 
Fletcher  is  a  good  person  to  talk 
to.  She  is  a  native  of  Sydney, 
Australia,  and  has  come  to 
Southern  College  this  year  to 
teach  home  economics. 

Fletcher  first  came  to  the 
U.S.  to  a  get  a  Master's  Degree 
at  Pacific  Union  College.  Then 
she  returned  to  Australia  to 
teach  home  ec  at  Avondale  for 
a  year.  After  that  stint,  she 
came  back  to  the  U.S.  to  get  her 
doctorate  in  home  ec  education 
and  nutrition  at  Texas 
Women's  University.  She  has 
finished  all  the  course  work  and 
is  now  working  on  her  diserta- 
tion. 

Miss  Fletcher  received  her 
original  background  in  home  ec 
from  her  mother  who  is  a  dieti- 
tian. The  art  of  cooking  and 
sewing  was  sort  of  a  family 
tradition.  Miss  Fletcher  was 
cooking  for  the  family  on  occa- 
sions and  sewing  for  contests  by 
the  time  she  was  twelve. 

She  became  inspired  to  make 
a  careeer  of  it  in  seventh  grade 
when  a  home  ec  teacher  taught 


so  poorly  that  she  determined 
to  learn  how  to  do  it  right. 

There  is  saying  that  says:  A 
full  stomach  with  homemade 
clothes  thrown  in,  is  about  all 
some  people  think  home  ec  is. 
It  certainly  is  more  of  a  com- 
plicated combination  of  science 
and  art  than  most  people  think 
when  one  talks  with  someone 
knowledgeable.  Aside  from  the 
usual  nutrition  and  meal 
management  classes,  Miss  Flet- 
cher also  teaches  classes  in 
quantity  foods  (mastering  the 
art  of  making  food  in  big 
amounts  without  wrecking  the 
taste)  and  teaches  seminars  in 
home  ec  which  cover  current 
research  and  topics  with  some 
discussion  on  ethics.  She  is  also 
adding  some  new  classes  to  next 
year's  bulletin  called  "Life 
Skills"  and  "Creative 
Cuisine." 

Miss  Fletcher  has  some  in- 
novative ideas  like  the  Valen- 
tine's cookies  she  helped  in- 
terested students  to  make.  She 
is  creative  and  will  add  a  lot  to 
Southern  College.  The  Accent 
welcomes  her. 


Dear  Students, 

Did  you  know  that  last  year  less  than  half  the  student  body 
voted  in  the  S.A.  elections?  The  enrollment  last  year  was  around 
1400,  yet  less  than  700  of  you  took  the  time  to  vote.  Why  didn't 
more  students  vote? 

Each  year  a  part  of  your  tuition  goes  to  the  Student  Associa- 
tion. The  people  you  elect  are  the  ones  who  will  spend  this  money. 
Don't  you  want  to  get  your  money's  worth? 

Read  the  qualifications  and  goals  of  the  candidates.  Decide  who 
to  vote  for,  and  then  follow  through  with  your  decision  and  vote 
on  Feb.  21st.  Vote  for  the  candidate  you  feel  will  do  the  best  job 
for  you,  and  the  rest  of  the  student  body. 

If  elected  I  pledge  to  do  my  best  to  provide  you  with  a  paper 
that  you  look  forward  to  reading. 

Sincerely, 


/     Robert  Jones 


P.S.  I  would  also  do  my  bes!  to  have  more  correspondence  from 
and  coverage  in  the  paper  about  the  happenings  on  the  Orlando 
campus,  to  further  unify  the  two  campuses. 

VOTE    BOB    JONES 

FOR  SOUTHERN 

ACCENT  EDITOR 


Foresight 

Thursday  February  14 

Friday  February  15 

Saturday  February  16 


Away  From  Campus. 


5:15:  College  Bowl 

Vespers:  Elder  Dick  Barron 

Church:  Gordon  Bietz 

8:00  p.m.:  Recreational  Activities* 

7:30  &  10:00  p.m.:  Film** 

5:15:  College  Bowl 

Chapel:  Jim  Pleasants 


Jack  Wood 


• 


Monday  February  18 

Tuesday  February  19 

♦These  activities  will  be  held  in  the  PE  Center 
**The  Humanities  Film  Series  presents  Spirit  of  St.  Louis 
in  Thatcher  Hall. 


New  Plant  in  Chattanooga 

The  world's  largest  manufacturer  of  earth  moving  and  industrial 
equipment  has  its  eye  on  Chattanooga  for  a  new  plant.  State  of- 
ficials are  largely  responsible  for  attracting  the  Tokyo-based  firm 
to  Tennessee.  The  company  is  currently  negotiating  the  buying 
of  an  existing  plant  on  Signal  Mountain  Blvd.,  and  the  Mayor 
says  that  if  all  goes  well,  we  could  see  150  new  jobs  created. 


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A 
r*GIFT 

that 
remembers 
...by  helping 
others 
to  live 

When  you  lose  someone 
dear  [o  you-or  when  a 
special  person  has  a 
birthday,  quits  smoking,  or 
has  some  other  occasion  to 
celebrate-memorial  gifts  or 
tribute  gifts  made  for  them 
to  your  Lung  Association 
help  prevent  lung  disease 
and  improve  the  care  of 
those  suffering  from  it. 

t  AMERICAN 
LUNG 
ASSOCIATION 
of  TENNESSEE 


Too  Far  To  Walk? 


Jack  Wood 

"Too  far  to  walk"  going 
once,  going  twice,  going  twelve 
times  as  an  answer  from  college 
students  at  Southern  when 
asked  how  they  feel  about  at- 
tending classes  in  Brock  Hall. 
In  an  informal  poll,  out  of  a 
total  of  twenty  students,  twelve 
mentioned  that  the  walk  is  too 
long.  It  seems  that  the  distance 
between  the  dorms  or  other 
school  buildings  and  the  2.3 
million  dollar  classroom-and- 
office  building  has  students 
leaving  fifteen  minutes  earlier 
for  class. 

Freshman  Maribel  Soto  said, 
"It  is  much  too  far  to  walk  for 
just  one  class."  She  explained 
that  her  other  classes  are  all 
located  in  buildings  situated 
close  together,  and  she  finds  it 
very  irritating  to  walk  all  the  ex- 
tra way  for  one  class.  Another 
student  voiced  her  opinion  by 
saying  that  the  school  should 


Drop  In 


For  A  Bite 
To  Eat" 
Campus  Kitchen 


America's  #1    Snack  Shop 


have  built  Brock  Hall  closer. 
When  asked  to  elaborate,  she 
replied,  "They  should  have 
torn  down  Jones  Hall  earlier 
and  built  it  there." 

Most  students  showed  a 
positive  attitude  towards  the 
new  structure,  but  there  still 
was  a  hint  of  aggravation  for 
the  long  walk.  Sophomore 
Scott  Clemons  says,  '  'The 
building  is  neat,  a  lot  nicer  to 
attend  than  the  other  buildings, 
but  I  freeze  my  can  off  walking 
to  it  in  the  winter. 

The  question  is  now  brought 
up  whether  or  not  there  should 
be  a  longer  break  in  between 
classes  to  allow  students  enough 
time  to  hike  from  one  end  of 
campus  to  the  other.  The 
students  find  this  idea  to  be  a 
way  to  deal  with  the  ac- 
cumulated tardies  because  of 
the  long  walk. 


The  National  Debt 
The  national  debt,  according  to  3rd  District  Congresswoman 
Marilyn  Lloyd,  will  be  the  primary  topic  of  upcoming  Congres- 
sional sessions.  The  Congresswoman  met  with  Reagan  aides  last 
week  and  says  that  all  agree  that  if  the  budget  deficit  is  not  dimi- 
nished, Reagan's  973-billion-dollar-fiscal  budget  will  push  interest 
rates  even  higher.  Lloyd  added  that  cuts  in  Social  Security  and 
economic  development  programs  are  not  the  way  to  pay  for  the 
national  debt. 

New  Jail  and  Court  Systems 

The  local  city  county  jail  committee  is  settled  on  a  consultant  to 
study  the  possibility  of  merging  all  the  separate  jail  and  court 
systems.  Committee  Vice-Chairman  Tom  Caldwell  says  that 
Moyer  and  Associates  will  look  at  3  different  options,  all  of  which 
would  keep  the  facilities  in  the  downtown  area,  Moyer  will  charge 
about  50,000  dollars  for  the  work.  Committee  members  feel  that 
this  is  a  relative  bargain. 

Farmers  Rally 

Five  thousand  South  Dakota  farmers  attended  a  big  rally  in  Pierre 
Tuesday  to  draw  attention  to  conditions  they  say  have  pushed  9000 
South  Dakotan  food  producers  to  the  steps  of  bankruptcy  court. 
Other  farmers  say  that  they  need  help  in  securing  loans  so  they 
can  plant  next  spring.  They  also  need  help  re-structuring  the  loans 
that  they  now  have  that  carry  such  high  interest  rates  they  can 
barely  pay  the  interest  alone. 

Good  company  and  good 
discourse  are  the  very 
sinews  of  virtue. 

Izaak  Walton 


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3    Sports  Commentary 
"HEYJER" 


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ye/ry  Russell 

Hey  Double  A!  One  ques- 
tion. "Why  so  fast?"  You 
think  you're  worn  out  after  a 
game?  You  ought  to  see  the 
fans  drag  themselves  out  of 
their  seats  messaging  the  backs 
of  their  necks.  I  was  watching 
a  Double  A  game  with  a  friend 
of  mine  once.  After  1 5  minutes 
of  fast  break  misses,  in- 
tercepted passes,  and  just 
typical  Double  A  run-and-gun 
basketball,  a  light  bulb  ap- 
peared over  my  friend's  head. 
Being  a  fitness  buff  he  figured 
with  a  Jazzercise  tape  he  could 
turn  spectating  into  a  form  of 
aerobics.  The  idea  fell  flat,  but 
a  lesson  can  be  learned.  SLOW 
THE  GAME  DOWNI1 

You  guys  are  trying  to  cram 
2  hours  of  basketball  into  40 
minutes.  It  would  be  alright  if 
you  guys  could  run  the  fast 
break  but  the  stats  say  that  each 
team  is  averaging  43  rebounds 
per  game  per  team.  This  simp- 
ly means  that  a  lot  of  shots  are 
being  missed.  On  a  related  sub- 
ject, the  leading  scorer  in  Dou- 
ble A  is  shooting  a  paltry  34 


percent  but  is  leading  the  league 
in  rebounds.  Could  these  re- 
bounds be  many  of  his  own 
shots? 

Finally,  let's  lose  those  teeny 
boppers  that  sit  on  your  ben- 
ches and  walk  up  and  down  the 
sidelines  yelling  instructions  to 
the  players.  Do  these  girls  know 
the  game  better  than  you  guys 
or  what?  Come  on,  put  them 
back  in  the  stands  where  they 
belong,  flirting  with  other  spec- 
tators. Also,  next  time  ask  them 
not  to  wear  such  bright,  ob- 
vious colors. 

This  is  not  to  downgrade 
Double  A  basketball.  You  guys 
have  worked  hard  to  get  where 
you  are  now— you  deserve  it. 
Just  don't  make  every  play 
seem  like  there's  only  two 
seconds  on  the  clock.  Take  the 
fastbreak  if  it's  there,  but  if  not 
slow  it  down  and  set  up  the 
shot.  Oh,  and  remember,  you 
DO  have  teammates! 

Next  week  look  in  "Hefty's 
Bag."  I'm  sure  you  won't  want 
10  miss  it! 


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Basketball 

McFadden  91  Green  78 


Basketball  Standings 


Thuesdee  &  Martin 


TUESDAY 


PLAYERS  OF  THE  WEEK 

Week  of  February  6-12 

"AA"  League  -  Ken  Warren  (30  pts.,  35  rebounds 

in  victory  over  Green) 
"A"  League  -  David  Denton  (39  pts,  good  hustle  and 

playing  in  loss  to  Davis) 
"B"  League  -  Ernie  Pheirim  (26  pts.  in  win  over 

Starbird) 
Women's  League  -  Leilani  Pasos  (15  pts.  in  win  over 

Hilderbrandt) 


Green  52  Hilderbrandt  38 

Leilani  Pasos  and  Captain  Dyer  Ron- 
da  Green  each  pumped  in  12  points  in 
Green's  victory  over  Debbie  Hilder- 
brandi's  team  Tuesday  evening.  Cap- 
tain Green  shot  well  all  evening  and 
Pasos  controlled  the  boards  while  get- 
ting support  from  Pauline  James  (6 
points),  and  Latonya  Scurry  (4  points) 
in  posting  their  fourth  victory  of  the 
season.  Hilderbrandt  was  led  by  Bren- 
daBelden,  who  had  12  points,  and  Lucy 
Felix  who  added  10.  It  wasn't  enough 
though,  as  Hilderbrandl's  record  drop- 


ped to  1-6. 


Co-captain  Ken  Warren  scored  30 
points  and  pulled  down  35  rebounds  in 
McFadden's  win  over  Green  Tuesday 
evening.  McFadden  shot  out  to  an  ear- 
ly lead  and  kept  pouring  it  on  as  Green's 
team  suffered  from  poor  shooting  and 
the  fact  that  Iain  Davis  collected  four 
fouls  with  six  minutes  left  in  the  first 
half.  At  one  point  in  the  first  half, 
McFadden  led  42-17.  Green  hacked 
away  at  the  lead  and  twice  came  within 
10  points  during  the  second  half. 
Charlie  Green  then  came  off  the  bench 
to  score  six  quick  points  and  helped 
McFadden  rebuild  their  lead.  Henry 
Coleman  added  25  points  for  McFad- 
den who  recorded  their  fourth  win  of 
the  season.  Green  was  led  by  twin 
towers  Davis  and  Mark  Murphy  who 
each  poured  in  22  points. 

Hobbs  67  Selby  66 
Hobbs  oudasted  Selby  in  overtime  to 
post  a  one-point-win.  With  only  3 
seconds  to  play  in  regulation  David 
Smith  hit  a  three  pointer  to  send  the 
game  into  overtime.  Fullbright  and 
Gerke  combined  for  30  points  to  lead 
their  team,  while  Ron  Aguilera  scored 
21  points  (3  of  which  were  three- 
pointers)  to  lead  all  scorers,  and  Der- 
rick Richardson  chipped  in  10  in  a  fine 
effort. 

Davis  98  Wise  73 

Davis'  team  had  four  players  in  double 
figures  and  Davis  himself  scored  40 
points  to  lead  his  team  to  a  25  points 
blowout  of  Wise.  The  only  bright  spot 
for  Wise  was  the  great  effort  turned  in 
by  Freshman  David  Denton  who  scored 
39  points  to  try  to  keep  the  game  close. 
But  the  offense  of  Davis  was  not  to  be 
stopped  in  this  game,  with  Nottleson 
keeping  Davis'  team  fired  up  and  chip- 
ping in  4  points  to  boot. 


"AA" 

League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Mock 

5       2 

Acardo 

4       2 

McFadden 

4       3 

Green 

2       5 

Cain 

2       5 

"A" 

^eague 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Malone 

6      0 

Greve 

5       1 

Davis 

5       2 

Wurl 

3       3 

Deely 

3       3 

Hobbs 

3       4 

O'Neal 

2       4 

Selby 

1       5 

Wise 

0       6 

"B" 

>ague 

Team 

Win  Loss 

Pheirim 

5       2 

Snider 

5       2 

Sutton 

4       3 

Jones 

3       4 

Starbird 

0       6 

"Women 

's"  League 

Team 

Win  Loss 

McClure 

6      0 

Beardsley 

3      3 

Green 

4      2 

Washington 

3       3 

Hilderbrand 

1       5 

Klisches 

1       5 

Your  Turn 


Lori  Heinsman 


"How  did  you  meet  your  Sweetheart?" 


"He  came  and  sat  with  me  in 
church  here  at  SC  back  in  1981. 
He  swears  it  was  love  at  first 
sight  and  that  I  made  the  first 
move  just  because  I  waved  at 
him.  But  boy  am  I  glad!"~- 
Melody  Beeler  (engaged  to 
Greg  Hoover) 


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"I  met  her  while  I  was  on 
vacation  in  Granada  in  1965.  "- 
-Kellman  Hiliare  (married  to 
Shirley) 


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"We  met  at  a  Friday  night  "We  met  at  work  in  the  Dl 
movie  in  academy.  The  movie  Care  Center  about  2  years  OS' 
was  called  "Joe's  Heart."-  It  was  after  a  meeting  whett  * 
Johnnita  Summerton  (engaged  were  offered  a  ride  in  a  rfl 
to  Joe  Joiner)  small  car,  and  I  asked  her  to  g 

on    my    lap."-Mike  Ai- 
(married  to  Pat) 


"We   eyed  each    other   in        "I  met  Steve  at  the  fall  SU 

grade  school  in  Florida.  Then  retreat  at  Cohutta  in  1983.  A  j 

we  started  dating  at  Indian  mutual  friend  introduced  us  in 

Creek  Camp  the  summer  of  the   cafeteria,    and   then   <" 

'82.  ..I  took  her  back  to  Indian  played  games  with  friends  tm  J 

Creek  to  propose  to  her  two  night.  He  asked  me  out  soon  | 

years  later."-John  Brownlow  after.  "Sonia     Dimemtno 

(engaged  to  Renee  Middag)  (engaged  to  Steve  Wrate) 


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lear  Nancy  Schneidewind: 

one  bunny  lover  to 
bother!  S.C.  will  never  be  the 
une  without  you.  Everyday 
amething,  somewhere  on  this 
impus  reminds  me  of  you.  I 
pent  the  best  year  of  my  life  in 
61.  Thank  you  for  being  a 

Love  Always, 
"Susie"  R.A. 

S.  I'll  meet  you  in  St.  Louis 

me  day! 


hanx  for  being  my  inspira- 
)n.  Happy  Valentine's  Day! 
Love, 
"E" 
S.  When  you  close  your  eyes 
o  you  dream  about  me? 

Sever  shall  I  forget  the  days  I 
pent  with  you... Continue  to  be 
ny  friend  as  you  will  always 
le  yours!  Happy  V-day! 
Love  ya, 
Jack 


Kim, 

Happiness  is  having  a  friend 
who  laughs  at  your  stories  when 
they're  not  so  good— and  symp 
athizes  with  you  in  your 
troubles,  even  when  they  are 
not  so  bad!  Happy  Valentine's 
Day! 

Love  ya, 
Jack 


Hey  B.E.  and  B.T., 

You  have  become  very  special 
to  me  and  I  treasure  you  dear- 
ly. Thanks  for  putting  up  with 
me.  When  did  you  say  we  were 
getting  married? 

Love  ya  bunches, 
54993 


i-ard, 

I  wish  I  could  be  with  you,  but 
I  love  you  anyway.  Walked  any 
railroads  lately;? 

Forever  yours, 
Kasi 


Dearest  Itzi  B., 

Cupid's  arrow  has  pierced  my 

heart  and  I'm  in  love  with  the 

most  beautiful  girl  in  the  world! 

Here's  to  our  friendship  and  a 

Happy   Valentine's   Day   for 

you! 


P.S.  I+B+M=Q 


Dear  Teelelee  and  Carier, 
Have  a  Great  Valentine's  Day!! 
I  Love  You! 


To  a  little  waif  of  a  girl, 
"Picking  you  up"  has  made  the 
last  year  and  a  half  of  my  life 
very  meaningful  and  also  very 
happy.  With  my  anticipation 
for  a  beautiful  future  and  all 
my  love.  I  wish  you  Happy 
Valentine's  Day! 

Love, 
A  kind,  lucky  Sir 

Bekka, 

It's  not  often  we  get  the  chance 
to  tell  our  friends  how  much  we 
care,  and  how  mcuh  they  mean 
to  us.  But  what  bette'r  time  the 
today!. ..to  tell  a  friend  like 
you!  Happy  V-dayl 

Love  ya 
Jack 

Nancy  Schneidefox, 
Someday  I  hope  with  you  to 
stand  before  the  throne,  at 
God's  right  hand,  and  say  to 
you — at  journey's  end,  "Praise 
God,  You've  been  to  me  a 
friend."  Thank  God  for  you! 
Happy  V-Day! 

Love  Ya, 
Jack 
P.S.  Then  we'll  never  say  good- 
bye! 

Dawn, 

What  is  a  friend?  WeU  that  is 
hard  to  define.  It  can't  be 
described  in  one  line;  but  if  I 
were  asked  I'd  rightly  contend 
that  you  are  the  perfect  descrip- 
tion of  a  'Friend'.  Happy  V- 
day! 

Love  ya 
Jack- 


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Dear  Omega  Seven, 
I  just  wanted  to  wish  you  a 
Happy  Valentine's  Day  even 
though  you  are  far  away. 

Love  ya, 
Snoopy 


My  Darling  Larry, 
I  just  wanted  to  tell  you  once 
again  that  I  love  you  and  I  want 
to  instill  your  mind  the  fact  that 
you  are  one  of  the  most 
precious  people  in  my  life. 
Thank  you  for  helping  to  make 
my  life  so  beautiful. 

Marie 


Sugar, 

In  spite  of  the  short  time  that 
we've  known  each  other,  we've 
really  had  some  great  times 
together.  Thanks. 

Love, 
Marie 


Dear  L.D., 

We  love  you!  Happy  Valen- 
tine's Day  I 
J.D.,S.D.,S.D.,L.D. 


Indiana  Rose 

Your  shimmering  colors  have 
brightened  my  life.  Your  sun- 
ny face  is  a  real  blessing,  caus- 
ing me  to  forget  the  thorns  in 
my  life. 

Tennessee  Turkey 


To  I  stic: 

The  sweetest  man  I  know  for  all 

you  do,  3  taps  for  you! 

Istica 

B.B., 

1258,    over.     1193,    more. 
5,221,988,  time.  I  love  you! 
Always, 


Mis  U! 

Dearest  Jonni, 

I  just  wanted  to  let  you  know 
that  I  think  you're  the  best 
roommate  anyone  could  ever 
have.  Sippyhey. 

Cutie 


Dearest  Aimee, 
Thanks  so  much  for  guiding  me 
along  the  straight  and  narrow. 
I  really  appreciate  it  though  I 
don't  always  look  like  I  do.  I 
Love  You. ..you're  the  best 
friend  anyone  could  have. 

Your  best  friend 


Hi  Loverboy, 

All    I   want  to   say  on   this 

wonderful   day    is. .."I    Love 

You!" 

NCM 


To  G.  Johnson, 

Have  a  Happy  V's  Day!!  You 

Cutie!! 

Love, 
Y.S.A. 


Dear  Skip, 

Have  a  "far  out"  Valentine's 

Day  on  Planet  X. 

Your  sis, 
Star* 

Hey  Skip  Roger  Rick! 
Have  a  Happy  Valentine's  Dayl 
Did  you  hear  what  I  said?! 
Have   a    Happy    Valentine's 
Day!!! 

From, 


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Dear  La  Quinta, 

May  your  days  be  brighter  and 

better.  For  the  payment  must 

go  up  after  Valentine's.  Happy 

Valentines. 

Glenn 

Suzy.(Grace) 

Happy  V-day!  Thanks  for  be- 
ing such  a  great  friend  and 
roommate. 

Love  ya, 
Judy 

Dear  RED, 

Just  a  little  reminder:  1  LOVE 

U!  Happy  Valentine's  Day. 

Yours  always, 
BJ 

65849, 

1  only  have  love  enough  for 
you.  It  takes  the  middle  and 
both  ends.  It  overflows  and  I 
find  it  impossible  to  keep  in 
control. 

I  respect  you.  I  have  laugh- 
ed and  cried  with  you.  I  have 
dreamed  and  been  unafraid 
with  you.  We  have  climbed 
mountains  and  conquered  them 
together.  The  time  that  we  have 
had  I  will  always  cherish.  And 
this  is  just  to  tell  you  how  very 
much  1  care.  Happy  14th. 

With  much  love, 
49389 

Rick  Swistek, 
You're  special! 


Sunshine, 

Thanks  for  Shining  so  brightly 

in  my  life.  I  love  you  lots  and 

miss   you    dearly.    May    our 

future  voyages  be  long  and 

many. 

The  Admiral 

P.S.    How   about    one    long 

voyage  instead? 

K, 

You're  such  a  FOX! 


['11  Love  You  Forever! 


JKL 


Us 

Dear  Jack, 

Wishing  you  a  very   Happy 

Valentine's  Day! 

Love 
Jill 
Dear  Don, 
Happy  Valentine's  Day!! 

Your  sis 
Mel 
Chippy, 

Spontaneous  and  lovable!  Keep 
on  being  as  fun  as  you  are! 
We  love  You!! 

Wendy*  and  Mari 

JO-NEL, 

You  are  missed  on  this  campus. 
Your  cheery  face  was  on  asset 
to  all  of  us.  Even  though  you're 
in  Florida  this  semester,  we  still 
want  to  wish  you  a  Happy 
Valentine's  Day. 

Love, 

The  Econo  Lodge  Gang 

(With  Blue  Carpet) 


To  N.C.M., 

Roses  are  red,  violets  are  blue. 

Love  is  sweet,  and  so  are  you. 


Dear  Bed  1  of  360  Thatcher, 
No  stuffed  Animals.  No  candy. 
Just  a  Happy  Valentines  wish 
(o  a  Special  Friend. 

Love, 
Bed  2  of  360 
Dear  Greg, 

You  must  be  the  luckiest 
brother  in  the  world,  because 
you  have  me  as  a  sister.  Happy 
hearts  day. 

Brenda 
Dear  Lonely  Heart  of  '84, 
Hope  this  year  is  better.  Hap- 
py Valentine's  Day.  You  sure 
have  made  this  year  fun  for  me. 
Love 
A  professional  horseback  rider 

Cher  Michael, 

Combien  de  jours  nous  restent? 
Donnes-moi  des  biges  sur  mes 
I'evres!  Je  t'aime  beaucoup! 

Amicalement 
Gwen, 
I  Love  You  Much! 

Lettiemaschaum 
To:  M.  and  T., 
You  both  are  very  lovely  and 
very  special  young  ladies.  I 
,nope  you  have  an  especially 
nice  and  eventful  Valentine's 
Day! 

From:  A  Secret  friend 
P.S.  Have  a  happy  Sabbath! 


Mommy, 

Thanks  for  always  being  there 
to  give  us  the  very  best  advice, 
loving  us  in  spite  of  ourselves 
and  making  sure  that  we  are 
one  of  the  best  looking  couples 
at  the  banquets. 

Love  ya  always, 
B  and  D 

My  Dearest  Darling  Rus, 
I  hope  you  didn't  think  I  would 
forget  you.  You  know  I  could 
never  do  that!  Happy  Valen- 
tine's Day!  I'm  still  waiting! 

To  My  Sweetheart  and  Best 
Friend, 

I  thank  God  everyday  for  you, 
And  even  though  we  are 
separated,  I  know  our  love  con- 
tinues to  grow  and  be  strong 
despite  the  distance.  You  know 
our  love  was  meant  to  be.  One 
of  these  days,  when  we're 
together  for  good,  I  know  it 
will  be  better  than  we  ever 
dreamed  it  would  be.  You'll 
always  be  my  inspiration! 

All  of  my  love, 
Your  frozen  yogurt  girl.  (HI) 


Norvella, 

Happy  Valentine's  Day!  Thanx 
so  much  for  being  understan- 
ding with  me...I  Love  You 
Lots!! 

Doug 

Dear  Sunshine  of  my  Life; 
I  Love  You!  Y:ou  are  the 
sweetest  sweetheart  around.  I 
really  don't  know  what  I'd  do 
without  you,  honey.  You  are  so 
warm,  sweet,  kind,  good- 
looking,  understanding, 
thoughtful  and  fun.  Thanks  for 
all  the  wonderful  memories  we 
have  from  the  last  14  months 
together.  I  love  you  with  all  my 
heart  Babe. 

Your  Sweetie 
Unicorn, 

Happy  Valentine's  Day! 
Sweetest  of  wishes  to  the  one  I 
will  always  fly  to. 

Yours, 
Pegasus 


Dear  Babe, 

I  thank  God  every  day  ■ 
bringing  us  together.  You'reil 
best  thing  that  has  happened  J 
me  in  a  long  time.  Like  J 
said.. .Every  day  is  a  ValenJl 
Day  for  us.  Yoiu're  so  s 
to  me.  thanks  for  beii 
friend.  Have  a  Happy  ' 
tine's  Day! 
I'll  love  you  always  fo 

Sweets, 

Happiness  is  being  your  Val 
tine  all  year  long.  1  love  j 
always ! 

Forever  y01 
Trig 

Dear    Owner    of   Cecil! 

Deceased  Pole  Bean, 
After  two  years  I  still  j 
Cecil,  but  I'm  just  happy  t| 
you  don't  bear  beans  then  dij 

By  the  way,  my  balloon  m 
be  two  years  old,  shriveled  u 
with  all  the  helium  gone  outi 
it,  but  the  heart  is  still  on  til 
side  as  big  as  it  was. 

I  love  yoM 
Strawberry  LovhI 
Dear  Cub, 

I  appreciate  all  you  hard  woJ 
in  getting  our  wedding  plan 
together.  I  can't  wait  lo  spot 
a  lifetime  with  you.  Thank  yol 
for  your  love  and  support. 
All  yoiufl 
Glial 

Tygger, 

Thanks  for  saying  ye 

years  ago.  I  don't  know  whii 

I'd  do  without  you.  Haveavenl 

HAPPY  VALENTINE'S  DAll 

and   remember   Sweets  lovet| 

you. 

Forever  you* 
Swatifc 
Dear  Heather, 

The  proudest  moment  in  bM 
life  was  the  day  you  said,  "II 
love  you"  to  me.  Thank  y»| 
for  returning  my  adoration,  f 
All  my  hsuj 
P.W. 

Dear  Nicky, 

I  think  I'm  finally  growing!) 


and  learning  to  be  open 


■.'..:'  I 


my  trust  and  feelings:  realizMI 
that  even  the  best  of  frie°1 
might  not  always  be  there.  Bui 
that's  all  the  more  reason  « 
take  advantage  of  the  Pre*iJ 
and  let  you  know  how  spec*! 
you  are  and  how  1  apprecWl 
your  encouragment  and  beliW 
in  me  as  an  individual  and'"] 
abilities.  Thank  you,  NicB| 
Happy  Valentine's  Day! 

Lov'| 
Li3| 


Dear  Maria, 

Roses  are  red.  Hitler  is  dead 

hope  a  truck  runs  over  )"> 

head.  No-  I'm  just  kidding- 

I  love  you  very  mgc 


ithern/lccent 


SC  Is  Cheap! 


Comparison  of  College  Costs  1984-1985 


yell,  maybe  Southern  Col- 

n't  cheap,  but  it  is  a  lot 

(expensive  to  complete  your 

here  than  at  most 

Seventh-day   Adventist 

n  North  America,  ac- 

>  1984-1985  statistics. 

I  quick  look  at  just  one 

^t  of  your  cost  to  attend 

,  however,  will  not  give 

a  clear  picture  of  the  actual 

|all  cost  you  will  incur,  I 

i  found  this  out  as  I  began 

ompare  housing  to  housing, 

uition,  etc.  Whereas 

|  comes  in  a  close  third  for 

on  costs,  it  has  a  good  se- 

1  place  standing  in  respect 

|  room   and   board.    When 

costs    are   examined, 

ir,  SC  clearly  shows  that 

Bias  kept  costs  down  in  the 

pventist  college  sector. 

IThe   college   that   has   the 

Ehest  tuition  rate  is  Union 

Ellege  with  a  charge  of  $5 ,800 

ir  students  taking  12-16  hours. 

nically.  Union  is  the  lowest 

room  and  board  costs, 

irging  only  a  nominal  $  1 ,650 

*  year.  The  school  which  is 


currently  estimating  the  most 
for  room  and  board  costs  is 
Andres  University.  Their 
package  price  is  $2,880  for 
those  commodities.  And  final- 
ly, the  school  which  claims  the 
lowest  tuition  cost  is  Oakwood 
College,  charging  only  $3,663 
(based  on  83-84  statistics)  for 
an  average  class  load. 

Student  Association  fees  and 
other  miscellaneous  fees  also 
make  up  part  of  the  total 
budget.  Some  schools  charge  a 
percentage  of  the  tuition  cost. 
Other  schools,  however,  charge 
an  outright  cash  fee  for  the 
privilege  of  being  a  member  of 
the  Student  Association.  The 
highest  reported  fee  is  Atlantic 
Union  College  which  charges 
$225  for  general  and  SA  fees. 
The  lowest  is  Southwestern 
College  which  only  asks  for 
$64. 

But  the  bottom  line  to  all  this 
is  "Who  is  the  cheapest!"  Ac- 
cording to  all  statistics 
available,  we  find  that  Andrews 
University  costs  the  most  to  at- 
tend, with  an  estimated  expen- 


Co  liege 

Walla  Walla 

Pacific  Union 

Union 

Southwestern 

Andrews 

Atlantic  Union 

Oakwood 

Columbia  Union 

Southern 

La  Sierra 


The  information  from  this  chart  was  taken  from  a  document  prepared  by  Richard  Reiner,  former 
Business  manager  of  Southern  College.  Our  thanks  to  the  people  who  cooperated  with  us  while 
we  researched  this  material. 


Tuition 

Rm/Board 

Fee 

Total 

$5,640 

$2,242 

$65 

$7,948 

2,325 

8,106 

1,650 

7,450 

2,516 

64 

7,192 

5,625 

2,880 

8,505 

5,575 

2,300 

225 

8,100 

3,663 

1,920 

66 

5,649 

5,310 

2,391 

174 

7,875 

4,800 

2,180 

6,980 

5,775 

2,460 

8.235 

diture  of  $8,505,  while 
Oakwood  has  the  privilege  of 
being  the  cheapest,  estimating 
only  $5,649  for  an  average  stu- 
dent budget.  But  there  is  one 
catch  to  the  low  figure 
Oakwood  claims.  Being  a 
minority  college,  they  are  heavi- 
ly subsidized  by  conference  and 
government  agencies.  This 
allows  them  to  have  an  artificial 
low. 

So  who  stands  next  in  line? 
You  guessed  it-SCI  Southern's 


1984-1985  estimated  student 
budget  was  $6,980.  The  school 
next  up  the  ladder  is 
Southwestern,  charging  $7,192 
for  a  school  year. 

You  might  argue  that  $6,980 
is  still  a  high  price  compared  to 
overall  costs  at  a  public  univer- 
sity. That  is  true.  But  a  private 
institution  does  not  have  the 
monetary  advantages  that  a 
public  university  has.  Nor  does 
a  university  have  the  Christian 
education    that   our   private 


schools  offer. 

So  when  you  come  down  to 
the  bottom  line,  even  amidst 
rising  costs  and  inflation,  SC  is 
still  cheap.  Not  cheap  in  quali- 
ty, but  cheap  in  price! 

Vincent  Flores,  a  nursing  ma- 
jor and  music  minor,  will  be 
having  a  contemporary  Chris- 
tian music  concert  in  Thatcher 
Hall,  Saturday,  February  23,  at 
5:30  p.m.  All  are  invited  to  the 


leagan's  New  Budget  Asks  Giant  Cuts  In  Student  Aid 


|CPS)~As  many  as  2.5 
jjllion  college  students  could 
:  their  financial  aid  funding 
xi  year  if  the  education 
dget  President  Reagan  sent 
Congress  February  4th 
feses,  education  proponents 

he  budget  proposals  incor- 
rate  many  of  the  worst  fears 
iressed  by  educators  since  the 
member  election. 

id  while  education  groups 
it  year  succeeded  in  pressur- 
Congress  to  overrule  most 
the  president's  education 
Jts,  officials  worry  they  may 
'  as  lucky  this  time. 
gan  wants  to  cut  next 
student  aid  budget  by 
billion,  a  27  percent 
crease  from  the  $9  billion 
ropriated  for  the  current  fun- 
year,  according  to  Educa- 
Department  spokesman 
mean  Helmrich. 
Under  Reagan's  plan,  the  en- 
education  budget  would  be 
'shed  by  nearly  $3  billion- 
°m  $18.4  billion  to  $15.5 
lion-for  the  upcoming  fiscal 

'But  (the  current  $18.4 
jlion  budget)  includes  a  $750 
1  appropriation  for  pay- 
er" of  prior  Pell  Grants  and 


Guaranteed  Student  Loans 
(GSLs)  debts,  so  we're  really 
only  talking  about  a  little  over 
a  $2  billion  cut,"  Helmrich 
says. 

Student  aid  will  suffer  most 
of  the  decrease. 

Under  Reagan's  proposal: 

Students  with  family  incomes 
over  $32,500  will  be  cut  from 
the  GSL  program,  beginning 
with  the  1986-87  school  year. 

Those  with  family  incomes 
above  $25,000  would  be  denied 
Pell  Grants,  National  Direct 
Student  Loans  (NDSLs),  or 
College  Work-Study  funds. 

The  State  Student  Incentive 
Grant  and  Supplemental 
Educational  Opportunity  Grant 
programs  will  be  eliminated. 

Assistance  programs  for  in- 
ternational education,  foreign 
language  study,  and  the  Fund 
for  the  Improvement  of  Post- 
Secondary  Education  will  be 
cut  drastically  or  eliminated. 

Funding  will  be  frozen  for 
remedial  education,  block 
grants,  handicapped  education, 
bilingual  learning  programs, 
and  vocational  and  adult 
education  programs. 

Needless  to  say,  Reagan's 
proposals  are  drawing  harsh 
criticism    from    education 


groups. 

"We  see  (the  proposals) 
very  major  assault  on  education 
and  student  aid,"  says  Dallas 
Martin,  executive  director  of 
the  National  Association  of 
Student  Financial  Aid  Ad- 
ministrators. 

"More  than  one  million 
students  will  be  made  ineligible 
by  the  $25,000  ceiling  on  the 
Pell  Grant,  NDSL,  and  Work- 
Study  programs,"  Martin 
contends. 

"Roughly  one  million  more 
will  be  displaced  by  the  $32,500 
cap  on  GSLs,  and  another 
300,000  will  be  affected  by  the 
cuts  in  state  grant  programs," 
he  predicts. 

Congress  must  still  review 
and  approve  Reagan's  pro- 
posals, or  pass  its  own  version 
of  the  education  budget. 

Martin  frets  he  and  his  col- 
leagues face  a  hard  battle  to 
beat  back  the  proposed  cuts. 

"We're  in  a  totally  different 
environment  this  year,"  he  ex- 
plains. "Last  year  was  an  elec- 
tion year  and  no  one  wanted  to 
do  anything  too  unpopular." 

This  year,  he  says,  "because 
of  the  tremendous  pressure  to 
control  the  deficit,  we  should 
not  assume  that  Congress  will 


automatically   step   in    and     reduce  the  c 


AIDS  the  Topic 
of  Nursing  Lecture 


Dr.  Gary  Swinger,  assistant 
director  of  communicable 
disease  of  the  Tennessee  State 
Department  of  Health  and  En- 
vironment, will  present  an 
evening  workshop,  "Update: 
AIDS,  Hepatitis,  and  the  Un- 
fortunate Five  Percent,"  next 
Thursday  at  Southern  College 
of  Seventh-day  Adventists. 

Scheduled  for  February  21  at 
7  p.m.  in  Mazie  Herin  Hall, 
Room  103,  the  workshop  in- 
cludes Dr.  Swinger's  discussion 
of  current  knowledge  and 
unanswered  questions  concerc- 
ing  AIDS  (Acquired  Immune 
Deficiency  Syndrome)  and 
hepatitis,  as  well  as  a  film  con- 
cerning nosocomial  infection- 
"The  Unfortunate  Five 
Percent." 

"An  estimated  1000  to  1500 
people  are  being  newly  infected 
with  the  AIDS  virus  weekly," 
states  Dr.  Swinger.  "With  near- 
ly 4000  deaths  having  already 
occured  in  the  U.S.,  AIDS  had 
become   one   of   the    most 


devastating  and  perplexing 
medical  problems  of  recent 
history." 

His  discussion  of  hepatitis 
will  review  the  various  forms  of 
hepatitis.  Dr.  Swinger  will  also 
outline  recommendations  for 
prophylaxid  exposed  in  special 
situations. 

Dr.  Swinger  has  two  master's 
degrees  in  public  health,  from 
the  University  of  Michigan  and 
from  Tulane  University  in 
Louisiana.  He  received  his  basic 
medical  training  at  the  Univer- 
sity of  Illinois. 

Presently  the  major  medical 
consultant  for  the  state  on  in- 
fectious disease,  he  has  con- 
ducted "outbreak"  investiga- 
tions, and  numerous  lectures 
and  seminars. 

This  lecture  is  part  of  the 
Florence  Oliver  Anderson  Nur- 
sing Series  and  is  open  to  the 
public.  Admission  is  free  unless 
a  CEU  certificate  is  requested, 
entailing  a  $6  fee. 


Tetfersr: 


Editorial 
m    Shh!  This  Is  a  Library 

I  often  want  to  hear  those  words  when  I  am  in  the  library.  Un- 
foJlate,r?do  not.  The  noise  in  that  facility  .s  too  ou ^ when 
one  considers  that  a  library  >s  supposed  o  be  a  qu  et  place  to 
study.  In  my  experiences  with  libranes,  pubhc  or  private  the  noise 
level  was  kept  to  a  minimum,  if  there  was  any  noise  at  aU.  This 
is  not  a  characteristic  of  the  McKee  Library.  Last  semester  while 
studying  on  the  third  floor,  all  of  a  sudden,  I  heard  an  individual, 
also  on  the  third  floor,  yell  to  someone  at  die  library  counter  below 
us  In  reply,  someone  from  below  yeUed  back.  To  my  surprise, 
neither  one  was  told  to  keep  his  voice  low.  Considering  the  act 
a  rare  incident,  I  eventually  forgot  about  it.  However,  in  subse- 
quent trips,  the  noise  at  times  seemed  to  be  just  as  great.  I  pointed 
out  this  fact  to  the  Head  Librarian,  Mr.  Charles  Davis,  and  since 
then,  the  situation  has  improved.  The  problem  does  not  fall  en- 
tirely on  his  shoulders,  but  the  library  is  still  noisy! 

There  are  places  in  the  McKee  Library  that  are  very  quiet,  such 
as  the  Reference  Room  and  the  Nursing  Lab.  But  why  should  a 
student  be  driven  to  one  of  these  places  if  in  theory,  the  whole 
library  is  supposed  to  be  quiet.  The  noise  level  is  particularly  high 
on  the  second  floor  in  the  afternoon.  This  area  is  the  place  where 
one  checks  out  books,  enters  and  exits,  and  does  his  primary 
research,  so  understandably,  there  is  a  certain  amount  of  noise 
that  should  be  tolerated.  But  if  one  finds  that  his  studying  leads 
him  to  the  library,  and  he  wishes  to  study  at  a  second  floor  car- 
rel, then  he  should  not  be  driven  to  another  area  because  the  later 
one  is  quieter. 

The  logical  situation  is  for  the  library  personnel  to  emphasize 
to  any  individual  that  talks  above  a  whisper  to  keep  his  voice  low. 
The  act  is  not  a  pleasing  one  but  comes  with  the  job.  Because 
loud  talkers  are  not  asked  to  lower  their  voices,  some  students 
fail  to  realize  that  the  McKee  Library  is  supposed  to  be  a  quiet 
facility,  and  not  a  social  area.  When  this  act  is  done,  more  students 
will  find  the  library  a  logical  alternative  for  studying. 


CLOSER  THAN  YOU  THINK 
Dear  Editor, 

Letter  to  the  Editor. ..concern- 
ing the  article  "Too  Far  To 
Walk"  by  Jack 

Wood... February  14  issue  of 
Southern  Accent...  page  5... 
Please  remember,  "Opinions 
expressed  in  letters  and  by-lined 
articles  are  the  OPINION  OF 
THE  AUTHOR..." 
The  flip-side  of  the  same  issue 
is  that  it's  not  too  far  to  walk 
to  Brock.  I  agree,  of  course, 
that  the  distance  is  more  than 
the  walk  to  the  music  building, 
but  by  only  a  few  dozen  more 
steps.  Maybe  we  should  ask  the 
administration  to  supply  a  high 
speed  monorail  between  the 
Student  Center  and  Brock  Hall. 
Just  a  thought... 
And  while  I'm  at  it,  a  big 
thank-you  to  Lori  Heinsman 
for  her  work  entitled  "Frank- 
ly, My  Dear,  I  Don't  Give  A 
Flip."  We  do  need  to  protect 
our  minds  as  much  as  possible 
from  exposure  to  psychological 
garbage.  To  say  nothing  of  pur- 
posely exposing  them... 


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mistreatment,    but  les    . 

hones,  and  state  the  reasoj 
it  and  not  pass  it  off  a7°'f 
Everybody    Week  "  A,1 
because  a  group  reserve! 
right  to  celebrate,  do«  , 
mean  that  I  have  to,  or  fo, 
matter  the  whole  schooP  i 
not  share  in  the  suffering  0,1 
persecution  of  the  Black 
so    why   am    I   expec^l 
participate-whyismyscJ 

Mr.  Brown  completes  ^ 
tide  with  a  very  patriotic  a, 
to  us  as  Americans.  This  J 
reasonable  appeal,  a  good. 
On  this  very  point  of  Amern 
patriotism  though,  I  find  J 
greatest  flaw  in  a  Black  HisI 
Week.  This  nation  is  uniqiiij 
that  people  from  all  pI]T 
people  of  all  colors  have  c, 
here     and     have    beci- 
Americans.  All  groups  comi] 
say,    "We   are   America! 
though     we     come 
(wherever)."  But  in  a  „., 
History  Week  where  has  ll 
idea  gone.  Are  we  to  sayffl 
Black  first  and  an  American' 
cond,    I'm    white   first  i 
Continued  on  page  3 

THERE  ARE  TWO  SIDES  TO 
BECOMING  A  NURSE  IN  THE  ARMY. 

And  they're  both  repre- 
sented by  the  insignia  you  wear 
as  a  member  of  the  Army  Nurse 
Corps.  The  caduceus  on  the  left  i 
means  you're  part  of  a  health  care 
system  in  which  educational  and  [ 
career  advancement  are  the  rule, 

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Cut  ton,  NJ  07015. 

ARMY  NURSE  CORPS.  BE  AU  YOU  CAN  BE. 


Dear  Editors: 

This  letter  is  in  response  to 
Harry  Brown  Ill's  article, 
"Why  A  Black  History  Week, " 
in  your  February  14  issue.  Mr. 
Brown's  response  to  the  ques- 
tion, "Why  have  Black  History 
Week  and  not  Chinese  History 
Week  or  some  other  ethnic 
history  week?",  does  not,  in 
my  opionion,  answer  the  ques- 
tion. He  says  that  a  group  who 
is  treated  as  he  describes, 
reserves  the  right  to  celebrate 
man's  realization  of  equality 
for  all.  First,  if  Black  History 
Week  is  a  celebration  of  equali- 
ty of  all,  then  why  is  it  tilted  so 
narrowly.  Why  is  it  not  a 
"Brotherhood  Week"  (or  non- 
sex  "Peoplehood"). 

His  entire  argument  of 
equality,  acceptance,  reuniting 
brothers  and  sisters  has  little  to 
do  with  a  Black  History  Week. 
Black  History  Week  is  a  focus 
on  the  black  race  as  a  special 
race  deserving  special  treatment 
because  of  injustices  heaped 
upon  it  in  Lie  past.  Black 
History  Week  can  be  fairly 
defended  because  of  this  past 


leflections 


Is  Judging  on  the  Menu 


.  Lily  a  Wagner 
I  deposited  my  luggage  at  the 
Icet  counter  and  wandered 
ough  the  airport.  My  hectic 
to  turn  in  the  rented  car  on 
had  left  me  somewhat 
athless,  but  now  I  had  time 
(vaste  before  my  flight  left. 
;  body  strongly  suggested 
i  I  do  something  about  that 
igry  feeling  I  had  ignored 
hours.  Why  don't  they  have 
:nt  snack  bars  in  airports? 
ondered.  I  mused  about 
I  restaurants  I  had  known, 
p  my  stomach  kept  telling 
mind  to  DO 
4ETHING! 

hen  as  I  rounded  the  cor- 
eyes  focused  on  a  sign- 
:  Good  Earth  Food  Bar!  No 
ivitation  needed!  I 
nptly  took  the  remaining 
at  the  counter  and  reached 
i  menu.  Business  boomed; 
ful  personnel  dashed 
nd,  trying  to  meet  the 
[ands    of    customers'   as 


hungry  as  I.  While  I  waited  I 
pondered  over  the  menu  and 
scrutinized  my  seatmates. 

Right  next  to  me  sat  a  cou- 
ple of  neatly-dressed,  well- 
behaved,  rather  solemn  young 
men.  Aha!  I  thought.  Mis- 
sionaries from  a  well-known  ac- 
tive denomination  based  in 
Utah.  I  decided  I  wasn't  in  any 
mood  to  hear  a  mini-sermon.  I 
quickly  turned  my  attention  to 
the  menu  and  ignored  the  other 
customers.  Then  I  noticed  that 
the  young  man  closest  to  me 
had  just  received  his  order,  and 
it  looked  exactly  like  what  I 
wanted  to  eat!  I  glanced  back 
at  my  menu,  but  couldn't 
discover  just  what  that  tantaliz- 
ing item  might  be.  Curiosity 
and  hunger  won  out.  I  turned 
to  the  young  man  and  asked, 
"What's  that,  and  where  is  it 
on  the  menu?" 

That  led  to  the  beginning  of 
a  pleasant  conversation.  I  spoke 


cautiously,  not  wanting  to  be 
drawn  into  some  religious  ex- 
change at  that  moment.  After 
a  while  he  asked,  "Are  you  on 
a  business  trip?" 

"Yes,"  I  replied.  "I'm  a  col- 
lege English  teacher,  and  I'm 
out  here  in  Philadelphia  for  a 
convention." 

He  grimaced,  then  said  with 
a  wry  smile,  "I've  had  my  share 
of  them--when  I  was  a 
student." 

"What  do  you  do  now?"  No 
sooner  had  I  said  that  when  I 
thought,  uh-oh,  I  just  gave  him 
the  opening  he  needed. 

He  answered,  "I'm  a  profes- 
sional hockey  player  with  the 
Detroit  Redwings." 

My  astonishment  must  have 
showed.  He  smiled.  "Haven't 
you  ever  met  a  professional 
hockey  player  before?" 

I  hadn't.  Neither  did  I 
remember  being  caught  quite  so 
off  guard  before.  An  interesting 


conversation  followed.  I  learn- 
ed much  about  professional 
hockey,  broken  noses  (his 
slightly  crooked  nose  had  been 
broken  four  times),  and 
violence  in  sports.  He  listened 
politely  to  talk  of  English 
teaching  and  Seventh-day 
Adventists. 

Our  meal  ended  and  we 
dashed  off  to  catch  our  flights. 
I  'm  not  sure  what  he  took  away 
from  that  encounter,  but  I 
learned  once  again  not  to  be 
hasty  in  judging  people. 
"...God  sees  not  as  man  sees, 
for  man  looks  at  the  outward 
appearance,  but  the  Lord  looks 
at  the  heart."  (1  Sam.  16:7, 
New  American  Standard) 

Life  gives  us  abundant  op- 
portunities forjudging  others; 
this  is  true  in  the  collegiate  set- 
ting as  well.  Does  that  daily 
routine  include  some  judging 
perhaps?  Faculty  see  many 
faces  in  their  classes.  Do  they 


give  students  a  chance  to  prove 
themselves,  or  do  they  make 
snap  judgments  just  like  I  did 
with  my  friend  the  hockey 
player?  Students  meet  faculty  A 
whose  names  have  previously  ^& 
been  simply  names  on  a  roster. 
Do  students  also  make  snapj 
judgments  and  thereby  possibly 
hinder  their  own  learning  as 
well  as  a  potentially  positive 
relationship  with  faculty?  Peo- 
ple meet.  People  judge.  Does  it 
have  to  be  inevitable? 

No  matter  how  perceptive  we 
think  we  are,  we  DO  make 
mistakes  in  judgment— 
particularly  in  the  area  of 
human  nature.  Let's  give  each 
other  a  proper  chance,  and 
avoid  that  unnecessary  item  on 
life's  menu-judging! 
(Dr.  Liiya  Wagner  is  the  wife  of 
Southern  College's  President 
John  Wagner  and  teaches 
English  at  the  University  of 
Tennessee/Chattanooga.) 


metiers.  . 


nerican  second,  I'm  Asian 
t  and  an  American  second, 
we  cannot  afford  to  do 
.  Our  hope  as  a  nation  and 
leople  depend  upon  our  com- 
m  idea  that  we  are  all  one,  we 
all  Americans  first  and 
rnio'st.  Our  national  in- 
sts  must  override  our  special 
crests. 

are  to  have  a  week  in 
;  recognize  the  special 
itribution  of  the  black  peo- 
r  nation,  why  not  iden- 
it  properly  within  this  tradi- 
f  assimilation  and 
.  Give  us  an  "American 
itory-The  Black  Contribu- 
i  Week." 


LET  ME  EXPLAIN 

Dear  Editors, 

Many  individuals  had  trou- 
ble understanding  the  meaning 
of  the  "Declaration  of  In- 
dependence" in  their  day,  so  it 
is  not  surprising  that  students, 
administrators,  and  friends  of 
Southern  College  have  trouble 
understanding  the  revision 
printed  in  the  February  14, 
1985,  issue  of  the  Southern 
Accent. 

For  several  years  now,  the 
voter  turnout  for  election  of 
Student  Association  officers 
has  dwindled.  Why  don't  more 
students  campaign,  why  don't 
more  students  vote?  Could  it  be 
that  they  have  had  bad  ex- 
periences with  former  elections 
and  administrations,  or  is  it 
that  students  just  don't  feel  that 
their  vote  will  count.  Whatever 


of  the 

"Declaration  of  Indepen- 
dence," is  meant  to  be  a 
guideline  in  future  campaigns 
and  administrations. 

Honesty  should  be  involved 
in  all  future  campaigns  and  ad- 
ministrations, "...the  Laws  of 
the  Student  Association  and  of 
the  Student  Association  Con- 
stitution entitle  them  a  decent 
respect  to  the  opinions  of  the 
students..." 

Clark  Larrabee 


THANK  YOU  FOR  NO  CLASSES 

Dear  Editors, 

The  faculty  and  administration 
of  Southern  College  deserve  a 
magnanimous  "Thank  You," 
for  not   conducting   morning  I 


classes  on  Tuesday,  the  12th  of 
February  because  of  bad 
weather,  or  was  it  in  observa- 
tion of  Lincoln's  Birthday? 
Whatever  the  occasion,  the 
decision  by  Dr.  Allen,  Wagner 
and  their  cohorts  was  very 
much  appreciated!!!! 

Many  students  had  a  great 
time  throwing,  falling  in  and 
photographing  the  magnificent 
blessing.  And  Southern  College 
was  even  on  the  radio,  with  all 
the  other  area  school  closings. 
Were  there  any  students 
wondering  what  to  do?  Not  to 
my  knowledge. 

THANK  YOU  SC! 
Clark  Larrabee 


NOTE: 

Because  Spring 
Break  will  start  next 
Thursday  after- 
noon, the  same  day 
the  Accent  comes 
out,  there  will  be  no 
paper  next  week. 
Have  a  great 
vacation! 


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Denver-Be  it  a  touch  of 
divine  intervention  or  just  good 
business,  the  Padre  Restaurant, 
run  by  the  Denver  area's  largest 
Catholic  parish,  is  a  secular 

The  Disciples  are  sand- 
wiches, the  Prodigal  Son  a 
hamburger,  and  the  Pontiff-at 
$11.95  the  most  expensive 
menu  item-bone\ess  prime  rib. 

Also  on  the  menu  is  the 
Mother  Superior  club  and 
Adam's  Pride  and  Eve's 
Pleasure-also  known  as  chef 
and  shrimp  salads. 

The  Rev.  Fred  McCallin  was 
inspired  to  open  the  Padre  10 
years  ago.  With  the  Rocky 
Mountains  as  a  backdrop,  it  sits 
about  20  miles  south  of 
downtown  Denver,  off  In- 
terstate 25. 

The  parish-run  restaurant 
naturally  follows  the  example 
set  by  Christ,  who  "multiplied 
the  loaves  and  fishes  many 


times"  and  dined  with  many  of 
those  whose  lives  he  touched, 
McCallin  says. 

Housed  inside  the  large, 
starkly  modern  brick  complex 
that  is  the  St.  Thomas  More 
Center,  the  Padre  has  some  of 
the  trappings  of  a  chic  fem  bar, 
including  greenery  and  stained 
glass.  But  there  are  pews  in  the 
lobby  for  those  waiting  for  a 
table,  and  McCallin  table-hops 
in  his  black-and-white  garb. 

Despite  the  priest's  presence 
and  the  clever  menu,  Catholi- 
cism is  not  the  main  course. 
The  Padre  is  frequented  by 
business  people  and  families 
who  do  not  belong  to  the 
parish,  and  rabbis  and  Protes- 
tant ministers  also  drop  in. 

That's  the  idea,  McCallin 
says. 

"It's  a  meeting  place  where 
people  who  know  nothing 
about  Catholics  have  an  oppor- 
tunity to  meet  Catholics,  and 


College  Bowl  Nears  End 


Melanie  Boyd 

The  final  games  of  the  Col- 
lege Bowl  are  now  upon  us.  In 
the  past  two  semifinal  rounds 
we  saw,  on  Thurs.,  Feb.  14, 
Duerksen  defeating  Duncan. 
Duerksen  was  off  to  a  running 
start,  with  an  impressive 
answering  of  questions.  Then 
during  the  middle  of  play,  Dun- 
can launched  their  comeback  to 
tie  Duerksen  only  momentari- 
ly. However,  Duerksen 
couldn't  be  stopped  and  won 
the  game  for  a  final  score  of 
215-230. 

On  Monday  the  18th,  we  saw 
the  last  match  of  the  semifinals. 
The  two  teams  playing  were 


Hobbs  and  Goodrum.  Hobbs 
took  an  early  lead  in  the  game, 
but  Goodrum  quickly  came 
back  to  go  on  top  by  a  large 
margin.  Gradually,  Hobbs 
began  to  close  the  gap  between 
them  and  eventually  tied  the 
score.  Up  until  the  end  of  the 
game,  both  teams  were  running 
virtually  neck  and  neck.  Then 
toward  the  last  few  minutes  of 
the  game,  Goodrum  surged 
ahead  to  defeat  Hobbs  240-210. 
Tuesday,  February  26,  the 
College  Bowl  final  will  be  held 
at  chapel,  featuring  Duerksen 
versus  the  winner  of  the 
Goodrum/Duncan  match. 


we  have  an  opportunity  to  meet 
them,"  says  the  spry,  cheerful 
man  of  71. 

"Not  that  we're  going  to  go 
out  and  evangelize  them." 

In  fact,  there  is  a  mezuza,  a 
container  of  prayers  placed  on 
the  doors  of  Jewish 
households,  found  usually  on 
the  Padre  door.  "Rabbis  have 
come  out  here  and  enjoyed  the 
fact  that  we  have  one," 
McCallin  said. 

The  Padre  pays  taxes  and  is 
run  like  any  other  restaurant, 
says  its  general  manager,  Don 
Mestnik. 

McCallin  says  the  restaurant, 
which  offers  "good  food  and 
generous  portions  at  affordable 
prices,"  usually  breaks  even. 
Anything  left  over  goes  into 
parish  coffers. 

A  drawing  of  a  roly-poly 
padre  decorates  the  menu,  pro- 
mising "Heavenly  Food, 
Spirits,  and  More!" 

Cashier  Nancy  Olsen  says  the 
menus  are  a  hit  with  surprised, 
first-time  diners. 

"We  can't  keep  enough 
menus  in  hand, ' '  she  says, 
laughing.  "They  want  to  take 
them  home  for  proof." 

Dinners  can  be  topped  off 
with  Satan's  Temptations  such 
as  mud  pie  or  cheesecake,  and 
coffee  is  in  the  "Fire  and 
Brimstone"  category. 

The  Padre  has  a  license  to 
serve  Heavenly  Hops  (beer)  and 
Holy  Spirits  (the  hard  stuff), 
which  comes  in  handy  when 
banquets  and  wedding  recep- 
tions are  held  in  the  parish  com- 
plex. And,  of  course,  there's 


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Campus  News  Digest  Service 

Apathy:  it's  a  national  pro- 
blem, especially  among  teens. 
Adolescent  behavior  experts  see 
more  and  more  teenagers  with 
similar  symptoms-they're 
bored,  depressed  and  unable  to 
think  realistically  about  their 
future. 

Although  many  parents  and 
teachers  may  think  teenagers 
are  just  "  going  through  a 
stage."  the  problem  is  deeper, 
and  depression  can  have  scary 
effects.  In  the  past  20  years, 
teenage  suicides  have  tripled, 
according  to  the  American 
Association  of  Sucidology  in 
Denver.  An  increasing  number 
of  adolescents  are  being 
hospitalized  for  depression. 
After  high  school,  an  increas- 
ing number  of  grown 
children-20  million  in  1982-stay 
at  home  rather  than  find  a  place 
of  their  own. 

Psychologist  Elaine  Moor, 
director  of  an  intervention  pro- 
gram at  Ada  S.  McKinley  Com- 
munity Services  in  Chicago,  has 
seen  more  teens  who  are 
depressed  and  apathetic  in  the 
past  five  years,  teens  who  "are 
unequipped  to  make  the  tran- 
sition from  late  childhood  to 
self-sufficient  young 

adulthood." 

Moor  believes  that  a  major 
reason  stems  from  overprotec- 
tion  by  parents,  who  sometimes 
make  excuses  for  child  ir- 
responsibility. Adolescents  can- 


not learn  the  consequence  of 
their  actions  if  parents  cover  for 
them.  It  "creates  an  unreal 
world  for  them." 

Another  effect  pf  over- 
protection  is  a  self-centered, 
"the  world  owes  me"  attitude. 
Moor  says  teens  can  turn  to 
depression  and  apathy  when 
they  realize  they  are  underskill- 
ed  to  make  it  in  the  world. 

Society  is  partly  to  blame  for 
the  confusion  during  teen  years. 
The  nuclear  threat,  interna- 
tional upheaval,  high 
unemployment  and  rising  prices 
brings  about  the  future  when  it 
might  not  even  come?". 

Our  high-tech,  fast-paced 
world  of  communications  con- 
trasts sharply  with  the 
classroom,  and  teen  apathy  cai 
transfer  to  teacher  apathy. 
MTV,  the  cable  music  station, 
may  also  contribute  to  disorien- 
tation because  of  the 
glamorous,  artsy  portrayal  of 
musicians,  fashions,  etc. 

All  right.  All  this  is  depress- 
ing enough.  What  can  be  done 
to  help? 

Teenage  apathy  should  not 
be  ignored,  hoping  it  will  be 
outgrown,  Moor  says.  A. 
reassertion  of  adult  authority, 
setting  appropriate  teenage 
behavior  patterns  and  giving  in- 
creasing responsibility  will  help 
teens  face  the  reality  of  becom- 
ing adults. 


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A  way  From  Campus 

Jack  Wood 

Plans  for  Memorial  Auditorium 

The  April  opening  of  the  Trade  Center  might  cut  into  the 
business  customarily  directed  toward  the  Memorial  Auditorium. 
Manager  Clyde  Hawkins  says  that  he  has  plans  to  make 
auditorium  business  "boom."  "We  hate  to  lose  any  event,"  Clyde 
said,  "but  it  will  open  up  dates  we  haven't  been  able  to  utilize. 
The  live  events  are  ticketed  events  which  bring  much  more  of  a 
revenue  than  an  exhibit  show."  Hawkins  also  pointed  out  that 
fundraising  functions  are  another  way  to  drum  up  money  to 
renovate  Memorial  Auditorium  into  a  fabulous  concert  hall. 


What  is  character  but  the  deter- 
mination of  incident?  what  is  inci- 
dent but  the  illustration  of 
character? 

Henry  James 


Party  Hearty 

Campus  News  Digest  Service 

Can  partying  in  college  help 
your  chances  for  success  in  a 
career?  Maybe-according  to  a 
University  of  Texas  study  of 
more  than  1,000  graduates 
from  1974-82. 

Rated  most  helpful  were 
social  activities  (20)  and  recrea- 
tional (l<j).  The  most  useful 
class  was-pay  attention- 
English.  These  are  graduates 
talking,  folks. 

A  liberal  arts  education  pro- 
ved helpful  to  three-quarters  of 
the  graduates.  Only  1  Hound  it 
worthless  or  of  little  help. 

In  finding  the  first  job,  con- 
tacts and  referrals  (followed  by 
direct  application  to  the  com- 
pany) beat  out  newspaper  ads 
and  campus  interviews.  About 
half  the  graduates  reported  jobs 
unrelated  or  barely  related  to 
their  majors. 


Missile  Trap  in  Canada 

President  Reagan  is  putting  lots  of  time  and  money  towards  fin- 
ding the  "ultimate  defense"  against  incoming  missiles.  Tuesday 
morning  over  remote  Northern  Canada  peace  activist  were  try- 
ing something  a  bit  less  sophisticated,  hoping  to  disrupt  a  free 
flight  of  an  American  cruise  missile.  The  activist  placed  weather 
balloons  in  the  flight  path  of  the  B-52.  The  B-52,  carrying  the 
unarmed  missile,  left  North  Dakota  on  schedule  Tuesday  morn- 
ing. The  protestors  were  hoping  to  snag  the  craft  as  it  passed 
overhead. 

Plane  Crash 

In  the  mountains  above  Bilboa,  Spain,  Tuesday  morning,  an 
Iberian  Airliner  727  crashed  and  burned  with  147  passengers  on 
board.  At  first,  correspondents  believed  there  were  survivors,  but 
now  they  confirm  they  have  found  none.  The  Bolivian  Labour 
Minister  was  killed  in  the  crash,  and  three  members  of  the 
minister's  party  were  also  among  the  victims.  The  cause  of  the 
crash  was  unknown  as  of  Tuesday. 


Another  Plane  Down 

A  China  arlines  jumbo  jet  was  forced  to  make  an  emergency 
landing  Tuesday  in  San  Francisco  after  hitting  a  wind  sheer  and 
dropping  32,000  feet.  More  than  50  passengers  were  injured  when 
the  plane  was  forced  down  after  a  rapid  change  in  the  wind  speed 
and  direction. 


Public  Prayer 

The  Supreme  Court  said  Tuesday  it  will  rule  on  whether  public 
schools  can  allow  students  to  meet  during  school  hours  for  prayer 
and  religious  worship.  The  justice  says  that  it  will  review  over- 
ruling banning  such  meetings  in  Pennsylvania  high  schools. 


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Rees  Series  Weekend 
Begins  Tonight 


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7.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

The  Rees  Series,  the  highlight 
of  Southern  College's  basket- 
ball season,  begins  tonight  with 
the  first  game  beginning  at  7:00 
i.  As  the  traditional  end  to 
the  basketball  intramural 
ion,  the  Rees  Series  tourna- 
ment is  one  not  only  enjoyed  by 
those  who  play,  but  also  for 
those  who  attend. 

The  Rees  Series  was  named 
in  honor  of  Dr.  C.  N.  Rees, 
President  of  Southern  Mis- 
sionary College  from 
1958-1967.  Dr.  Rees  was  an 
avid  basketball  fan  and  when 
he  retired,  the  school  held  the 
tournament  in  honor  of  him. 

The  Series  began  as  a  Dorm 
vs.  Village  tournament  based 
on  a  best  two-out-of-three,  but 
the  format  soon  turned  into 
what  has  made  the  Series  the 
classic  as  it  is  today,  class  vs. 
class. 

Tonight's  first  game  features 
the  Juniors  vs.  the  Freshmen. 
The  Juniors,  the  second  seeded 


team,  are  comprised  of  David 
Butler,  Greg  Cain,  Steve 
Carlson,  Henry  Coleman, 
Mark  Murphy,  Doug  Rowland- 
Captain,  Bob  Rodgers,  J.  Ran- 
dolph Thuesdee,  and  Tim 
Wessman.  The  Juniors  are 
coached  by  Reed  Christman, 
who  is  coaching  a  Rees  Series 
team  for  the  second  time.  The 
Freshman  are  coached  by  Ron 
Qualley  and  included  on  the 
team  are  Mike  Accardo,  Kent 
Boyle,  Iain  Davis,  Toby 
Fowler,  Eric  Hope,  Jim 
Malone,  Jon  Marcum,  Bob 
Murdoch,  and  Dave  Nottleson. 
The  Freshmen  are  considered 
the  third  seeded  team,  primari- 
ly of  (heir  Rees  Series 
inexperience. 

In  tonight's  second  game,  it's 
the  top-seeded  team,  the 
Seniors,  vs.  the  Fourth  seeded 
team,  the  Sophomores.  Led  by 
Mike  Gentry,  the  Senior  team 
includes  Bob  Stephan,  Eric 
Mock,  Jon  Miller,  Vito  Mon- 


tiperto,  Ron  Aguilera,  Jim 
Hakes,  Anthony  Peets,  and 
Doug  Copess.  The  Seniors  are 
coached  by  Everette  Schlisner, 
who  is  making  his  fifth  straight 
coaching  assignment  in  the 
Rees  Series.  The  Sophomores 
are  coached  by  Mike 
Meriweather.  Meriweather  is 
making  his  second  coaching 
assignment  and  his  team  in- 
cludes David  Green,  Tony 
McFadden,  Ken  Warren, 
Charley  Green,  Jeff  Davis, 
Kevin  Williams,  Rob  Williams 
and  Loren  Grant. 

This  promises  to  be  a  most 
exciting  time  on  the  campus 
and  students  are  strongly  en- 
couraged to  come  out  and  root 
for  their  respective  classes. 

Tonights  victorious  teams 
will  play  a  one  game  playoff 
Saturday  night  after  the  con- 
solation game  between 
tonight's  losing  teams.  Satur- 
day night's  action  gets  under 
way  at  7:30  p.m. 


HOCKEY  ROSTERS 

Alonso/  Boyle 

Estrada/  Russell 

Herman/  South 

Dedeker,  Jay 

Angelo,  Chris 

Crone,  Jim 

Heston,  Mark 

Buch,  Marc 

Jenks,  Paul 

Malone,  Jim 

Green,  Charley 

Johnson,  Gary 

McKnight,  Bill 

Martin,  Steve 

Joiner,  Joe 

Mixon,  Myron 

Miller,  Jon 

Pheirim,  Ernie 

Narvaez,  Julio 

Nase,  Brian 

Rada,  Norman 

Pollett,  Steve 

Portugal,  Robert 

Wells,  Fred 

Chaffin/  Negron 

Evans/  Jaecks 

Mellert/  Montaperto 

Jones,  Steve 

Forsey,  Dave 

Miranda,  David 

Fowler,  Doug 

Barrow,  Ron 

Palsgrove,  Mike 

Fowler,  Toby 

Brownlow,  John 

Record,  John 

Fulbright,  Mike 

Kovalski,  Jerry 

Rodgers,  Bob 

Hess,  Greg 

Lane,  Chris 

Williams,  Paul 

Kamieneski,  Bob 

Lounsberry,  Ryan 

Wilson,  Steve 

Montieth,  John 
Pierre,  MacBeth 

Coppess/  Lacra 

Fivecoat/  Hubbard 

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Aguas,  Mike 

Chase,  Ted 

Lovett,  Dan 

Deely,  Joe 

May,  Grover 

Kemmerer,  Scott 

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Pollett,  Brian 

Ojo,  Jide 

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Potter,  Jeff 

Rada,  Ephraim 

Tunnell,  Dale 

St.  Clair,  Jeff 

Wurl,  Jon 

Smith,  Bo 

Durocher 

Rada 

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Golightly,  Dennis 
Hanson.  Chris 

David  Denton  and  Jimmy 


Kendall,  Bobby 
Rada,  Rinaldi 
Scalzo,  Andre 
Senska,  Brad 
Sutton,  Corey 


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Reinhold  Smith 

It  seems  that  there  are  many 
women  at  Southern  College 
who  secretly  long  to  be  able  to 
capture  the  heart  of  a  Theology 
major.  True,  the  school  year  is 
almost  three-quarters  over,  but 
why  give  up?  The  important 
thing  is  understanding  what 
really  is  important  to  a  man  of 
the  cloth. 

Here  is  an  unabridged  list 
representing  the  hidden  and 
secret  longings  of  each  and 
every  Theology  major.  Now, 
you  too  can  be  the  lucky  can- 
didate for  a  life  of  pastoral 
bliss: 

DIRECTIONS:  Place  a 
small,  unassuming  mark  (to 
denote  humility)  beside  each  at- 
tribute which  applies  to  you  (be 
frugal-use  pencil). 

Major:    elementary   educa- 
tion, nursing  or  home  ec. 
(Three  extra  points) 


Can  type  (with  both  hands). 

Bakes  homemade  bread, 
(from  scratch,  no  box  mixes). 

"Fascinating  Womanhood" 
is  your  lifelong  favorite  book. 

Can  make  gluten. 

Specializes  in  cottage  cheese 
loaf. 

Can  cook  without  oil,  milk, 
or  salt.  Bake  without  the  use  of 
sugar. 

Eats  junk  food  less  than  once 
per  semester. 

Sews  well  (even  black  suits) 

Mends  nylons  rather  than 
chucking  them  out. 

Dresses  inconspicuously 
(dark  ugly  clothes  etc.). 

Wears  jeans  only  on  Sunday 
or  at  home  (baggy  type). 

Puts  hair  in  a  "bun"  at  least 
three  times  per  week. 

Enters  knitting  and 
crocheting  contests. 

No       make-up       (except 


Johnson's  baby  powder). 

Showers  each  day  (must  be 
quick). 

Toothpaste-dabs  rather  than 
globs. 

Toothpaste-squeezes  from 
the  end  of  the  tube. 

Subscribes  to  Adventist 
Review,  Life  and  Health,  and 
Listen. 

Reads  only  ABC  approved 
books. 

Listens  only  to  Brahms, 
Mozart,  and  Del  Delker. 

Pleasant,  but  no  sense  of 
humor. 

Tries  to  attend  worship  twice 
a  day. 

Does  not  chew  gum  in 
church. 

Goes  on  singing  bands 
(minimum  of  twice  a  month) 

Doesn't  sleep  in  on  Sundays. 

Enjoys  a  "night  on  the 
town"  at  the  Campus  Kitchen. 


Abhors  fancy,  high-priced 
sports  cars  such  as:  Porsches, 
300ZX,  Mazda  RX-7s,  and 
B.M.W.s 

Drives  a  Pinto  or  Vega. 

Grabs  wrong  end  of  a 
screwdriver  and  acts  helpless. 

Teaches  cooking  schools, 
and  or  operates  VBS. 

Works  well  the  primary  or 
kindergarten  departments. 

Enjoys  cleaning-up  after 
potlucks. 

Daughter  of  Pastor  or  Con- 
ference worker  (five  extra 
points) 

23-25  points-Order  your 
dress  now! 

17-22  points--Re-evaluate 
your  schedule  for  next  year. 

8-16  points-Don't  give-up 
unless  you  are  a  Junior  or 
Senior. 

0-7  points-Check-out  a  P.E. 


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The  Financial  Aid  Office  is 
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1985-86  school  year  on  Thurs- 
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February  28 


Vespers:  Les  Pitton 
Church:  Les  Pitton 
8:00  p.m.:  Rees  Series 
Chapel:  College  Bowl  Final 
4:00  p.m.:  Traffic  Court 
Chapel:  Division  and  Club  Meeting 


Hunter  Museum  of  Art  is  pleas- 
ed to  announce  the  opening  of 
an  exhibition  by  the  late 
American  artist,  Milton  Avery, 
on  Sunday,  February  24th  in 
the  Mezzanine  and  Foyer 
Galleries.  The  collection  will  re- 
main on  view  through  April  21 . 


Hunter  Museum  of  Art  is  pleas- 
ed to  present  the  second  annual 
American  Scene  fundraiser 
March  7  through  10.  The 
project — designed  to  focus  at- 
tention on  the  Hunter's  fine 
collection  of  American  art  by 
spotlighting  a  different  U.S. 
cultural  area  each  year — will  be 
built  around  an  exhibition  of 
over  100  fine  art  and  craft  ob- 
jects from  galleries  in  and  near 
Santa  Fe,  New  Mexico. 


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ATTENTION  STUDENTS: 
The  "Music  Man"  musical  is  in 
need  of  an  advertising  manager 
who  will  make  lycommission. 
Also  needed  are  volunteers  to 
work  as  prop  builders  and  stage 
hands.  If  interested,  contact 
Mr.  Gilbert  at  238-2887,  Sheila 
Elwin  at  238-2170,  or  sign  up 
on  the  posters  in  Talge  and 
Thatcher. 


PERSONAL 

Mr.  Marc  Buch,  Dr.  John 
Wagner,  for  courtesy  and  ac- 
tion far  above  and  beyond  the 
call  of  duty,  you  have  our 
deepest  appreciation  and 
gratitude. 

DESTINY 


The  Southern  Accent  wishes  to  apologize  to  those  who  submit- 
ted a  Valentine's  Day  classified  yet  found  that  is  was  accidental- 
ly left  out.  Although  the  effect  is  not  the  same,  we  have  included 
them  in  this  week's  issue. 

PERSONAL 

Dear  Poop, 

Strootles  of  ootles,  and  ootles 

and  ootles  of  strootle. 

Always  and  forever 
Poopie 


Walla  Walla  College  is  now  ac- 
cepting applications  for  an  in- 
ternship in  an  aggressive  and  in- 
novative college  marketing  and 
public  relations  program. 
Primary  responsibilities  will  in- 
clude working  with  publica- 
tions, managing  special  promo- 
tional projects,  and  creative 
writing.  For  more  information, 
see  the  Testing  and  Counseling 
Center  in  the  Student  Center. 


Hatchett  &  Cunningham 
Associated,  Inc.,  an  employ- 
ment agency  specializing  in  the 
recruitment  of  minorities  and 
females,  is  looking  for  seniors 
entering  the  job  market  with  a 
strong  technical  discipline  and 
a  GPA  of  3.00.  or  better.  This 
company  recruits  for  com- 
panies on  a  nationwide  basis. 
For  more  information,  see  the 
Testing  and  Counseling  Center 
in  the  Student  Center. 


Dear  "Sweet-Urns", 
Thanks  for  such  a  great  rela- 
tionship over  the  past  four 
months.   I'm   privileged  that 
you're  my  Valentine. 

"Sweet-Urns  11" 


Dear  Pat, 

Thanx  for  being  you.  I  love  you 

very  much. 

Love, 
Smurfette 

Dear  Janine  Hinds, 
"When  I'm  close  to  you  it  tru- 
ly warms  my  heart."  Thanks 
for  being  a  superb  and  fun 
friend!  Happy  Valentine's  Day' 
X's  &  O's! 

Jimmy  Boy 

Happy  Valentine  LADY 

Love  ya. 


O  Great  Cool  One, 
Your  prolonged  ubiquity  has 
pervaded  my  being  with  an  un- 
bounded sense  of  felicitousness 
and  euphoria.  I  shudder  to 
ruminate  on  existence  without 
your  hirsute  torso.  Pray,  sus- 
tain this  transport... 

Your  benign  servant, 
KLS 


Happy  Valentine  Melvin.  I'll 
always  love  you  Sweets! 


Dear  Mac,  It's  been  a  great  27 
months  and  I'm  looking  for- 
ward to  many  more.  Happy 
Valentine's   Day!    I    luv   u 

this much! 

Mugawumps 


WHAT 

HAPPENS 

WHEN  YOU  REGISTER  WITH 

SELECTIVE  SERVICE? 


NOTHING. 

Men,  if  you're  about  to  turn  1 8,  it's 

time  to  register  with  Selective  Service 

at  any  U.S.  Post  Office. 


It's  quick.  It's  easy. 
And  it's  the  law. 

:ed  as  a  Public  Service  Ann 


What  is  a  weed?  A  plant  whose  vir- 


KLD 

Happy  Valentine'.' 

Day!'!'*.  !-?•/!•.?•.?•-/.?!, 

.-•!-?•!!!!  (Don't worry,... they  tues  nave  not  been  discovered. 

don't  understant  married  cou- 
ple talk.)  Emerson 


SPD 


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Southern  /Iccent 


Article  Presents  Theory  to  Extend  Periodic  Systems 


The    periodic    system    of 
molecules  has  been 


firm  basis 


group 


dial  on 

fbeory  and  has  been  extended 
lecules  with  larger 
^umbers  of  atoms.  An  article 
published  by  Dr. 
[lefferlin--  professor  of  physics 
Southern  College  who  is  cur- 
fntly  on  sabbatical—  by  an 
scientist,  and  by  two 
louthern  College  students,  ex- 
plains these  results  in  the  Jour- 
mi  of  Quantitative  Spec- 
and  Radiative 
transfer. 

The  result  of  the  work  which 
his  article,  and  others,  report 
s  that  small  molecules  can  be 
arranged  in  geometric 
harts'Just  as  can  the  atoms. 
Thus  there  is  strong  evidence  of 
the  natural  world. 
This  design  is  called  the 
"periudic  law;"  heretofore,  it 
has  been  applied  to  atoms  only. 
The  atomic  and  molecular 
arrays  display  in  concrete  form 
what  everyone  knows"  and 
they  will  allow  the  prediction  of 
numerical  values  of  properties 
for  interesting  molecules.  Such 
prediction  has  already  been 
done  for  neutral  diatomic 
molecules,  and  for  neutral  and 
ionized  quarked  molecules.  In 


the  former  case,  there  is  very 
good  agreement  with  subse- 
quently found  data. 

R.A.  Hefferlin  is  currently  a 
visiting  professor  of  physics  at 
the  University  of  Denver.  Dr. 
Hefferlin's  colaborers  are  G.  V. 
Zhuvikin,  a  candidate  for  the 
degree  of  Doctor  of  Physical 
and  Mathematical  Sciences  at 
Leningrad  State  University;  K. 
E.  Caviness  (S.C.  alumnus), 
studying  for  his  master's  degree 
in  physics  at  the  University  of 
Lowell,  in  Massachusetts;  P.  J. 
Duerksen  (S.C.  alumna)  work- 
ing on  her  doctoral  degree  in 
biochemistry  at  the  Medical 
School  of  Emory  University,  in 
Atlanta. 

The  work  was  begun  in  Len- 
ingrad, during  the  winter  and 
spring  of  1981.  Dr.  Hefferlin 
was  an  exchange  scholar  under 
a  program  of  the  National 
Academy  of  Sciences,  which 
administers  many  such  ex- 
changes on  behalf  of  the  United 
States. 

The  work  was  completed 
when  the  last  two  authors  were 
under-graduates  at  Southern 
College. 

The  extension  of  the  familiar 
chart  of  the  chemical  elements 
so  that  molecules  could  be  con- 


SC  To  Participate 
in  AIA  Convention 


fheila  Elwin 

1  The  Adventist  Intercollegiate 
association  Convention  will  be 
fleld  this  year  from  Thursday, 
parch  28,  till  Tuesday,  April  2, 
fn  the  campus  of  Union  Col- 
Lincoln,  Nebraska. 


AIA 


of 


porth  American  S.D.A.  college 
(Mudent  governments  which  has 
,'hree  primary  goals:  to  repre- 
sent the  collective  opinions  of 
P-D.A.  colleges,  to  assist  effec- 
peness  in  student  governments 
pgarding  the  social,  spiritual, 
pd  scholastic  needs  of  college 
pudents,  and  to  promote  com- 
pensation and  cooperation 
pniong  these  student 
pvernments. 

The  convention  held  each 
^ar  is  a  type  0f  workshop  in- 
cluding program  sharing 
I  among  S.  A.  officers  and  in- 
I  faction  with  experts  in  the 


fields  of  management,  pro- 
gramming, and  leadership. 

Along  with  the  annual  con- 
vention, AIA  also  publishes  a 
quarterly  newsletter  and  four 
monthly  summaries. 

The  association  is  financed 
by  membership  dues  paid  by 
student  governments,  and 
policy  is  set  at  the  conventions, 
when  a  president  and  publica- 
tions vice-president  are  elected. 

This  year,  ten  students  and 
two  faculty  members  will  at- 
tend the  convention.  These  are 
incoming  officers  Cameron 
Cole,  Carole  Huenergardt, 
Brent  Van  Arsdell,  Paul  Ware, 
and  Jonathan  Wurl,  and  outgo- 
ing officers  Bob  Folkenberg, 
Dennis  Negron,  Michael 
Palsgrove,  JT  Shim,  and  Mit- 
sue  YapShing.  Accompanying 
them  are  sponsors  K.R.  Davis 
and  Robert  Merchant. 


Dr.  Ray  Hefferlin  displays  his  chart  of  diatomic  molecules. 


veniently  arranged  in  rows  and 
columns  has  taken  a  long  time. 
Some  initial  steps  were  taken  by 
C.  H.  Douglas  Clark,  in 
England,  in  the  ten  years  before 
World  War  II.  Allusions  to  the 
possibility  of  accomplishing  the 
extension  have  appeared  in  the 
literature  from  time  to  time, 
and  partial  tables  (for  i 


for  monoxides  of  the  elements) 
have  been  published.  Dr.  Hef- 
ferlin began  work  on  the  sub- 
ject in  1977. 

This  is  the  seventh  journal  ar- 
ticle in  which  the  exploration 
has  been  documented. 
Southern  College 

undergraduate  students  have 


been  co-authors  for  five  of 
these  articles.  Giving 
undergraduate  students  the  op- 
portunity to  do  significant 
scientific  work  is  a  major  con- 
tribution of  the  Physics  Depart- 
ment, which  complements  the 
academic,  social,  and  spiritual 
aspects  of  other  campus 
functions. 


Dr.  Annie  Carter  Speaks  on  Personnel 
Selection  for  Anderson  Series 


Human  resource  consultant 
Annie  J.  Carter,  Ed.D.,  R.N., 
will  present  a  business  lecture 
titled  "Interviewing  for  Person- 
nel Selection"  tonight,  at  8 
p.m.  in  Brock  Hall  on  the  Col- 
legedale  campus  of  Southern 
College  of  Seveth-day 
Adventists. 

Dr.  Carter  is  currently  a  con- 
sultant for  Innovative  Human 
Resources,  Inc.,  and  an 
associate  professor  in  nursing 
education  at  Meharry  Medical 
College,  Nashville.  Last  sum- 
mer she  was  elected  to  a  four- 
year  term  on  the  Board  of 
Directors  of  the  American 
Nurses'  Association. 

She  is  the  vice  president  of 
the  Tennessee  Association  for 
Gerentology/Geriatrics  Educa- 
tion. An  immediate  past  presi- 
dent of  the  Tennessee  Nurses' 
Association,  she  served  on  the 
ANA  Commission  on  Human 


Rights.  Working  with  the  Crisis 
Call  Center,  she  is  a  profes- 
sional back-up  and  trainer  of 
volunteers. 

Dr.  Carter  received  a 
diploma  in  nursing  from  Grady 
Memorial  Hospital  School  of 
Nursing  in  Atlanta,  Ga.,  a 
bachelor's  degree  in  nursing 
from  Tuskegee  Institute  in 
Tuskegee,  Ala.,  a  master's  of 
science  in  nursing  from  Vander- 
bilt  University  School  of  Nurs- 
ing, an  Ed.S.  from  Peabody 
College  for  teachers,  and  the 
Doctor  of  Education  in  Human 
Development  Counseling  from 
Peabody  College  of  Vanderbilt 
University  in  Nashville,  Tenn. 

Other  organizations  in  which 
she  is  active  include  the  Na- 
tional Institute  on  Drug  and 
Alcohol  Abuse,  the  National 
League  for  Nursing,  the  Black 
Nurses  Association,  the  Ten- 
nessee Conference  on  Social 


Workers,  Chi  Eta  Phi  Sorority, 
Epsilon  Chapter,  and  Sigma 
Theta  Tau  National  Honor 
Society  of  Nursing,  Iota 
Chapter. 

This  presentation  is  part  of 
the  1985  E.A.  Anderson  Lec- 
ture series,  an  annual  feature  of 
the  Division  of  Business  and 
Office  Administration  at 
Southern  College.  Made  possi- 
ble by  the  generosity  of  E.A. 
Anderson  of  Atlanta,  Ga.,  this 
series  was  designed  to  attract 
top  business  lecturers  to  the 
area  and  to  stimulate  a  broader  | 
understanding  of  the  business 

The  public  is  invited  to  at- 
tend free  of  charge.  College  or 
continuing  education  credit  is 
available  for  a  small  fee,  if 
desired.  A  question  and  answer 
period  will  follow  the 
presentation. 


Competition:  Good  or  Bad?  Letters.  .  . 


Nearly  a  month  has  gone  by  since  the  College  Bowl  season  end- 
ed. It  ended  with  a  champion  who  competed  in  a  field  of  twelve 
/--^       teams  to  reach  that  goal.  When  the  team  captains  were  forming 
_y       these  groups,  certain  ones  talked  of  individuals  that  had  refused 
to  play  because  he/she  felt  that  competition  is  wrong.  But  is  it? 
Each  individual  is  entitiled  to  his  opinion.  If  he  believes  that 
competition  is  wrong,  then  he  should  not  compete.  The  reasons 
that  have  been  given  are  the  following:  it  glorifies  one  person  over 
another,  it  easily  leads  to  tempers  flaring,  it  leads  to  an  unhealthy 
amount  of  time  being  devoted  to  attaining  a  goal.  All  of  these 
problems  are  true  of  competition  in  general,  but  that  should  be 
qualified.  Competition  isn't  bad  or  wrong  for  a  person;  the  love 
of  competition  is. 

When  a  person  loves  to  compete,  one  finds  that  he  is  putting 
an  excessive  amount  of  time  in  doing  just  that.  Of  course,  in  a 
capitalistic  society,  a  person  cannot  help  but  compete  against  his 
fellow  neighbor.  However,  the  "obsessed"  individual  goes  beyond 
what  competition  cannot  be  avoided.  What  may  be  said  is  that 
this  person  loves  or  dislikes  himself  so  much  that  the  competi- 
tion is  a  way  of  stroking  himself.  Whether  competition  leads  to 
glorifying  himself  or  the  love  himself  leads  to  competing, .the  truth 
is  that  the  subject  or  object  of  that  sentence  should  be  "the  love 
of  competition". 

My  experience  with  competition  has  led  me  to  believe  that  it 
can  be  healthy  for  an  individual.  It  has  taught  me  to  strive  harder, 
not  for  the  purpose  of  glorifying  myself,  but  for  the  purpose  of 
doing  a  job  that  I  and  others  can  appreciate.  It  has  generated 
friendships  that  I  may  not  have  made  in  another  context.  And 
it  has  given  me  self-esteem.  I  am  not  an  exception;  others  have 
experienced  the  same. 

To  say  that  when  an  individual  is  playing  some  sport  that  he 
is  committing  a  wrong  act  is  to  have  a  limited  view  of  competi- 
tion (and  of  sports).  Often  friendships  have  been  strengthened 
because  of  the  ineraction  on  a  ball  field.  A  parallel  may  be  found 
in  the  world  of  technology.  The  better  car,  the  better  computer, 
the  better  household  appliance  has  been  made  because  of  com- 
petition. Of  course,  there  are  other  motives  for  making  the  bet- 
ter "anything,"  but  man  still  is  the  one  who  profits  (not  necessari- 
ly economically  in  this  case). 
Competition  is  healthy.  The  love  of  competition  isn't. 


SC  CHEAP  •  RIGHT!  " 
Dear  Editor 

In  response  to  the  front  page 
headline  in  last  week's  Southern 
Accent,  "SC-Cheap," 
SC  is  cheap: 

If  your  father  is  an  Arab  Sheik  or 
If  your  mother  is  a  brain  surgeon 

If   your    mother,    the    brain 
surgeon,    is    married    to   your 
father,  the  Arab  Sheik  or 
If  you  are  between  trips  to  the 
Riviera 

If  you  need  the  tuition  expense  as 

a  tax  write  off  or 

If  you  have  "family  connections" 

in  Columbia  or 

If  your  name  ends  in  one  or  more 

of  the  following:   Rockefeller, 

loccoca,  Hughes  or 

If  you  know  a  "back  door"  into 

the  computer  program  in  the 

financial  aid  office  or 

If  the  sticker  price  on  your  car 

equals  the  sum  total  of  the  cars 

in  one  or  more  of  the  faculty 

parking  lots  or 

If  you  live  in  the  student  park, 

eat  berries  and  roots,  and  raid 


trash  cans  for  books,  pencils,  and 
paper. 

SC  Great:Right! 

SC  Cheap-Wrong! 
A  Bargain-  Yes! 

Jeanette  Stepnaske 
Assoc.  Professor,  Division  of 
Education  &  Human  Sciences 


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yellow  variety. 

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for  theology  majors  either 
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fanatic    fabricated   by 
author.  I  find  major  discre 
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be  the  spititual  leaders  of  n 
church  (and  if  you  ridicule] 
future  leaders  of  the  chl 
plus  their  mates,  then  arij 
you   in    turn   ridiculing  { 
church?). 

I  find  no  reason  for  such] 
article  to  appear  in  a  Seved 
day  Adventist  Collel 
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who  doesn't  understand  fd 
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A  BRUISED  PEACH 

Dear  Editor: 

When  I  first  read  "How  to 
be  a  Pastor's  Peach"  by 
Reinhold  Smith  (Feb.  21),  I  ad- 
mit it  was  amusing.  I  even 
laughed  out  loud  at  the  bit 
about  the  screwdriver.  But  I 
read  it  again  and  began  to  feel 
a  certain  uneasiness  with  the 
subtle  underlying  ridicules  this 
article  presented.  At  the  very 
first,  I  find  Smith's  article  an 
affront  to  women  in  particular, 
and  more  specifically,  to  wives, 
girlfriends,  and  fiances  of 
religion  or  theology  majors. 
For  Smith  to  assume  that  to- 
day's only  satisfaction  comes 
from  the  legalistic  ritual  of 
adhering  to  archaic  (and  stupid) 


HEY  JIM1.    DID   Y0U  S/GM  THAT 

PETITION  iN  THE  LOBBY 

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fed  thoroughly  and  exclusive- 
iBut  God,  to  the  Christian 

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jsfied,  fulfilled  and  content 
ith  living,  loved  by  Me  alone 
■have  an  intensely  personal 
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nil  you  discover  that  only  in 
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np  that  I  have  planned  for 
You  will  never  be  unitd 
iih  another  until  you  are 
Ited  with  Me--exclusive  of 
j  other  desires  or  longing.  I 
Jit  you  to  stop  planning,  stop 
Ihing,  and  allow  Me  to  give 
the  most  thriling  plan 
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pgine.  1  want  you  to  have  the 
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ho  you.  Keep  watching  Me, 
pecting  the  greatest  things, 
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f  to  things  I  tell  you.  You 
I  musi  wait. 


"Don't  be  anxious  and  don't 
worry.  Don't  look  around  at 
what  others  have  gotten  or  who 
I  have  given  them.  Don't  look 
at  the  things  and  relationships 
you  think  you  want.  Just  keep 
looking  up  to  Me,  or  you'll 
miss  what  I  have  to  show  you. 

"And  then,  when  you  are 
ready,  I  will  surprise  you  with 
a  love  far  more  wonderful  than 
you  would  ever  dream.  You 
see,  until  you  are  ready,  and 
until  the  one  I  have  for  you  is 
ready,  (I'm  working  right  this 
minute  to  have  you  both  ready 
at  the  same  time),  and  until  you 
are  both  satisfied  exclusively 
with  Me  and  the  life  I've 
prepared  for  you,  you  won't  be 
able  to  experience  the  love  that 
exemplifies  your  relationship 
with  Me-perfect  love. 

"And,  My  dear  one,  I  want 
you  to  have  this  most  wonder- 
ful love.  I  want  you  to  see  in  the 
flesh  a  picture  of  your  relation- 
ship with  Me,  and  enjoy 
materially  and  sincerely  the 
everlasting  union  of  beauty  and 
perfection  and  love  that  I  offer 
you  Myself.  I  love  you  utterly. 
I  AM  God  Almighty;  believe 
and  be  satisfied." 


Joni  King 

S^C^tZs^    ^Z^^TXT"    ^   °ff-CamPUS    '"Se- 
this year  is  Sharon  Redman  a     C0Uege-Rrctentlyshehas°een    Redman  now  teaches  Advanc- 

naJe   X^Z'l    SSSKSSC    ££*■  *—  *  * 

Before  coming  to  SC,  Red- 
man was  the  Director  of  Quali- 
ty Assurance  and  Home  Health 
at  Takoma  Hospital  in  Green- 
ville, Tennessee,  for  eight  years. 
This  is  her  third  time  teaching 
for  Southern  College,  although 
she  taught  nursing  on  the 
Madison  campus. 

Redman's  favorite  hobby  is 
traveling.  She  and  her  son, 
Kevin,  who  is  in  the  5th  grade, 
enjoy  jumping  in  the  car  and 
going  somewhere.  Redman  has 
been  to  all  of  the  states  in  the 
United  States  plus  Canada  and 
Mexico.  As  a  result  of  this 
traveling,  she  developed  a  love 
for  photography,  to  help 
remember  her  expeditions. 

The  Southern  Accent  would 
like  to  welcome  Redman  to 
Southern  College. 


♦ 


letters.  .  . 

.  Our  school  is  founded  on 
|igious  principles  and 
Hicated  to  Christian  ideals. 
I  ridicule  either  in  such  a  flip- 

e  the  fact  that  the  author 
B  publisher  of  the  article  have 
pous  deficiencies  in  wisdom 
i  discretion. 

Sincerely, 
Jann  M.  Gentry 


BRUISED  PEACH  II 

If  the  Southern  Accent  (and 
you  too,  I  would  assume)  do 
not  allow  ethnic  jokes  to  be 
published,  why  do  you  allow 
gender  jokes?  Referring  to 
"How  to  be  a  Pastor's  Peach," 
I  would  like  to  call  Mr.  Smith's 
attention  (and  anyone  else's)  to 
the  fact  that  there  is  a  place  for 
this  kind  of  writing-arid  that's 
in  the  individual's  personal 
files.  Don't  publish  this  kind  of 
stuff,  please.  It  may  be  deem- 


ed funny  by  some,  and  I  admit 
I  laughed,  but  let's  keep  in 
mind  that  this  is  a  CHRIS- 
TIAN environment.  We  can  all 
enjoy  our  school  and  be  proud 
of  it.  I  find  no  place  for  mak- 
ing ANY  one  look  ridiculous. 
Accentuate  the  positive  and 
eliminate  trie  negative.  Even  the 
"jokes."  (Some  think  vulgar 
jokes  are  funny.  So  be  it.) 
Sincerely, 
Thomas  A.  Glander 


SC  Students  Accepted 
to  Loma  Linda 


Any  student  who  has  taken 
any  upper  division  biology  or 
chemistry  course  knows  about 
the  competition  among  Pre- 
Med  majors.  The  good  news 
for  one  of  these  latter  students 
is  when  he  or  she  receives  an  ac- 
ceptance letter  from  a  medical 
school. 

Recently,  Loma  Linda 
University's  School  of  Medicine 
gave  a  partial  list  of  accepted 
students.  Six  students  from 
Southern  College  were  on  the 
list:   Susan  Ermer,   Marcella 


McLarty,  Lisa  Ohman,  Cheryl 
Reinhardt,  Reginald  Rice,  and 
Sandra  Snider. 

In  a  letter  addressed  to  Dr. 
Bill  Allen,  Southern  College's 
Academic  Dean,  Dr.  Rene 
Evard,  Loma  Linda's  Associate 
Dean  for  Admissions,  noted 
that  his  school's  selection  is  not 
over  yet  and  that  other  students 
should  be  accepted 
subsequently. 

Congratulations  to  Susan, 
Marcella,  Lisa,  Cheryl  and 
Reginald. 


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The  Christian  and  Relationships 


An  Interview  with  Alberta  Mazat 


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Lori  Selby 

Last  week,  Dr.  Alberta 
Mazat  spoke  on  relationships 
for  Southern  College's  Week  of 
Spiritual  Emphasis.  Every 
evening  she  stressed  the  impor- 
tance of  establishing  strong 
relationships  with  male  and 
female  friends  and  husbands 
and  wives.  Dr.  Mazat  also  gave 
advice  on  how  to  strengthen 
these  relationships. 

In  an  interview  with  the 
Southern  Accent,  Dr.  Mazat 
reitorated  these  points  while 
allowing  us  to  know  more 
about  her. 

Accent:  What  is  your  title  or 
role? 

Mazat:  I  am  a  professor  of 
Marriage  and  Family  Therapy 
in  the  Department  of  Social 
Relations  at  Loma  Linda 
University. 

Accent:  When  did  you  get  in- 
to counseling? 

Mazat:  I  decided  to  go  back 
to  school  after  our  youngest 
daughter  started  grade  one.  I 
had  been  a  nurse  before,  so  I 
wanted  something  that  used  the 
ability  to  interact  with  people. 
I  got  a  Bachelor's  degree  in 
Sociology  and  a  master's  degree 
with  emphasis  on  Marriage  and 
Family  Counseling. 

Accent:  How  do  you  like  it? 
Mazat:  I  love  it!  I  love 
teaching;  I'm  inspired  and  stret- 
ched in  my  teaching  experience. 
I  also  like  counseling  and  group 
therapy.  I  don't  have  a  large 
practice,  but  all  the  teachers 
have  an  ongoing  private  prac- 
tice, so  they  will  be  in  the  pro- 
cess of  actually  doing  what  they 
are  teaching. 

Accent:  What  about  your 
family  and  other  outside 
interests? 

Mazat:  My  husband  is  an 
anesthesiologist  who  works  for 
the  university.  We  have  four 
children.  We  love  to  travel,  we 
sing  for  several  organizations, 
and  we  walk  every  day.  I  love 
to  read. 

Accent:  Many  practices  seem 
to  be  more  acceptable  today 
than  they  used  to  be.  Does  the 
Christian  lifestyle  change  as 
society  changes? 

Mazat:  I  think  the  lifestyles 
change;  I  don't  think  God's 
principles  for  our  life  change. 
It  used  to  be  that  all  men  wore 
beards.  When  they  took  them 
off,  it  grew  bad  to  wear  a 
beard.  Now  it's  back  to  being 
O.K.  Styles  change,  but  God's 
principles,  moral  values,  never 
change. 

Accent:  How  has  the  sexual 
revolution  affected  Christian 
lifestyles? 

Mazat:  Societal  changes 
seem  to  affect  Christian  groups, 
too.  You  can  find  Christian 
groups  who  will  accept 
premarital  experimentation  and 


growing  will  be  going 
backwards.  Helping  marriage 
to  grow  should  be  a  pleasure, 
but  there  must  be  effort,  invest- 
ment, and  involvement.  That's 
all  necessary. 

Accent:  What  steps  can 
young  people  take  to  avoid  hav- 
ing a  marriage  that  ends  up  as 
an  unfortunate  statistic? 

Mazat:  Marriages  never  first 
suddenly  fall  apart.  They 
disintegrate  over  time,  begin- 
ning with  just  not  working  on 
the  marriage,  dwelling  on  the 
negatives,  considering  divorce 
as  an  alternative,  and  finally 
goind  ahead  and  doing  it.  I 
think  that  keeping  your  own 
personal  relationship  with  God 
is  of  prime  importance,  also 
time  spent  sharing  devotions 
with  one  another.  And  on  the 
social  side-spending  time 
together,  keeping  their  sexual 
relationship  vital,  taking  advan- 
tage of  good  church  programs 
for  marriage  enrichment.  Being 
very  much  aware  that  a  mar- 
riage doesn't  last  without  con- 
stant stoking  of  the  fires- 
demonstrations  of  love  and  af- 
fection, treats,  poems,  notes, 
all  kinds  of  things.  I  think  I  can 


even  some  open  marriage  type 
things  for  people  who  are  mar- 
ried. But  to  me  no  sex  before 
marriage  is  a  moral  standard. 
There's  safety  within  the  boun- 
daries God  has  given  us  for  sex- 
ual expression. 

Accent:  How  has  divorce  af- 
fected families  in  the  Adventist 
church?  Why? 

Mazat:  We  have  a  lower  level 
of  commitment  to  marriage. 
Our  expectations  of  marriage 
are  much  higher  than  they  us- 
ed to  be.  We  expect  marriage  to 
fulfill  all  our  physical,  social, 
and  emotional  needs,  and  if  it 


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almost  guarantee  that  a  coujj 
who  will  do  these  things  vtil 
keep  their  marriage  together,  | 
Accent:  What  can  youfl 
couples  do  before  they're  marl 
ried  to  ensure  that  their  m  J 
riage  will  get  off  to  i 
start? 

Mazat:  Every  young  coupJ 
should  have  6  to  8  sessions  o[ 
premarital  counseling  in  v 
they  really  explore  their  f© 
in  depth.  Some  areas  ford 
sion:  finances,  in-laws,  w0J 
roles,    religious    exercisej 
growth  experiences  with  t 
another,  settling  conflicts.  T^| 
should    observe    their 
families  for  things  to  inclu 
their  relationship  and  things  J 
avoid.   They  should  idenufj 
their  strong  and  weak  j 
and  talk,  talk,  talk. 

Mazat:  I'm  always  really  ei 
couraged  when  I  met 
people  because  I  sen; 
desire  on  their  parts  t 
right  thing.  Maybe  they're  g< 
ing  to  show  the  generation  Ti 
in  that  there's  a  better  way  J 
doing  things,  since  we  havenl 
always  left  a  good  record  oj 
demonstrating  these  t 
them. 


doesn't,  we  give  it  up  too  easi- 
ly. Divorce  isn't  less  traumatic, 
but  it  is  less  frowned  upon.  In- 
stead of  working  on  the  one 
they've  got,  people  in  this  ex- 
pendable society  give  up  on  the 
first  marriage  and  try  again. 
Unfortunately,  the  failure  rate 
for  second  marriages  is  even 
worse  than  for  first  marriages. 
That  should  tell  us  something. 
I  have  a  lot  of  optimism  when 
people  recognize  that  marriages 
have  to  be  worked  on,  that  they 
don't  come  naturally.  It's 
cultivating-helping  it  grow 
because   anything   that    isn't 


Brent  Van  Arsdell 

Twenty-three  Southern  Col- 
lege scuba  students  plus  instruc- 
tors and  helpers  headed  to 
Florida  last  Thursday  night  for 
the  scuba  class  checkout  dive. 
The  trip  completed  the  final  re- 
quirement for  Y.M.C.A.  scuba 
certification.  After  driving  all 
night  and  stopping  at  Camp 
Kulaqua,  the  students  were  div- 
ing in  Troy  Springs  by  10:30 
a.m.,  Friday.  In  the  afternoon, 
the  class  went  to  Manatee 
Springs.  Sabbath  was  spent 
relaxing  at  Camp  Kulaqua. 

Sunday,  the  diving  was  done 

in  the  cave-like  environment  of 

Ginnie    Springs,    which    gave 

some  students  the  opportunity 

try  walking  on  the  ceiling 


and  other  stun 

The  overall 
trip  seemed  to  be  very  positive. 
Alice  Rosyzk,  senior  biology 
major  "said,  "Ginnie  Springs 
was  the  most  exciting  because 
of  the  underwater  caves." 
Mark  Schiefer  liked  Ginnie 
Springs  where  he  did  acrobatics 
in  the  cave.  He  said,  "It  doesn't 
matter  your  skill  on  land;  you 
are  a  pro  in  the  water!  Triple 
somersaults,  back  flips,  and 
cork  screws  are  effortless." 
Maria  Vitorovich  really  enjoyed 
the  trip,  saying,  "I  wish  I  were 
a  mermaid." 

The  vans  arrived  back  at 
S.C.  about  11  p.m.  Sunday 
night. 


the  campus  shop! 


College  Plaza   Collegedale 
(615)  396-2174 


TO  37315 


I  Southern  College  Nursing  Lecture 
Features  Expert  on  Pain  Management 


Margo  McCaffery,  R.N., 
|  M.S.,  F.A.A.N.,  will  conduct 
,  nursing  workshop  on  pain, 
|  Thursday,  March  21,  from  8 
to .4:30  p.m.  in  Thatcher 
I  Hall  Chapel  on  the  campus  of 
I  Southern  college  of  Seventh- 
ly Adventists  in  Collegedale. 

The  clinician/unit  manager 
Ifor  pain  management  at  Cen- 
|tinela  Hospital  Medical  Center 

.  Inglewood,  Calif.,  McCaf- 
I  fery,  will  focus  the  workshop 

n  basic  techniques  that  can  be 
[used  to  efficiently  assess  and 
I  help  the  patient  with  pain. 

Previously  an  assistnat  pro- 


fessor in  pediatric  nursing  at  the 
University  of  California  at  Los 
Angeles,  in  addition  to  her 
other  employment  she  leads 
workshops,  lectures,  and  con- 
sults on  the  nursing  care  of  pa- 
tients with  pain. 

McCaffery  received  a 
bachelor's  degree  in  nursing 
from  Baylor  University  in 
Waco,  Texas,  and  a  master's  of 
science  in  nursing  from  Vander- 
bilt  University  in  Nashville, 
Tenn. 

McCaffery  has  authored  six 
books,  including  Nursing  the 
Patient  in  Pain  by  Harper  & 


Row,  Pain:  A  Nursing  Ap- 
proach to  Assessment  and 
Analysis  by  Appleton-Century- 
Crofts,  and  Nursing  Manage- 
ment of  the  Patient  with  Pain 
by  Lippincott. 

This  workshop  is  part  of  the 
annual  Florence  Oliver  Ander- 
son Nursing  Series,  dedicated  to 
excellence  in  nursing.  Those 
wishing  to  register  should  call 
the  Division  of  Nursing  at 
615-238-2940  by  Monday, 
March  18.  The  fee  of  $15  in- 
cludes handouts,  CEU  cer- 
tification, and  a  buffet 
luncheon. 


Gooodrum   Captures   College   Bowl 
Championship 


Melanie  Boyd 

The  championship  round  of 
the  College  Bowl  was  played 
during  chapel  on  Tuesday,  the 
26th  of  February.  The  two 
teams  playing  against  each 
other  were  Russell  Duerksen 
and  Keith  Goodrum. 

Duerksen's  team  members 
were  Ron  Aguilera,  Heather 
Blomeley,  and  Tim  Lale. 
Goodrum's  team  consisted  of 
Rob  Clayton,  Fred  Liebrand, 
Kevin  Rice,  and  Erin  Stton. 

Excitement  was  in  the  air, 
only    between    the    two 


teams,  but  in  the  audience  as 
well.  As  play  got  under  way, 
Duerksen  took  an  early  com- 
manding lead.  However, 
Goodrum's  team  began  a 
quick,  steady  comeback.  Upon 
taking  the  lead,  Goodrum  slow- 
ly increased  it  to  a  200-85  point 
spread.  Duerksen  frantically 
tried  to  bridge  that  point  gap, 
but  each  time  Duerksen 
answered  a  question,  Goodrum 
was  able  to  answer  the  subse- 
quent one.  The  final  score  was 
265-180,  Goodrum's  victory. 


C.F.H.  Henry  to  Speak 
for  Staley  Lecture  Series 


Because  the  College  Bowl  is 
a  double-elimination  tourna- 
ment and  Duerksen  had  entered 
the  final  undefeated,  a 
10-minute  tie  breaker  game  was 
played,  deciding  the  champions 
of  the  1985  College  Bowl. 

As  play  began  in  the  final 
match,  Duerksen  answered  the 
first  question,  but  Goodrum 
once  again  took  the  lead  and 
captured  the  johampionship  in 
an  80-10  win." 

Congratulations  to  Good- 
rum's team  for  his  victory. 


On  Other  Campuses.  .  . 

Grad  Students  Borrow  Money  at  'Alarming  Rate' 

Graduate  student  indebtedness  has  risen  in  every  category  in 

fL      ',  W^S  SayS  the  Graduate  and  Professional  School 
Financial  Aid  Service. 

Fourth-year  med  students  median  debt,  for  example  rose  19 

percent,  from  $21,000  to  525,000.  ' 

Graduate  arts  and  science  students  had  the  lowest  median  debt 

to  niriyTor""1386  *"-*■ up  «  pment  f™  "-™ 

'Star  Wars'  Goes  to  College 

Five  universities  will  share  $  1 9  million  over  the  next  four  years 
to  develop  power  sources  for  President  Reagan's  proposed  outer- 
space  defense  system. 

Auburn,  the  Polytech  Institute  of  New  York,  State  University 
of  New  York  at  Buffalo,  Texas  Tech  and  the  U.  of  Texas  at  Arl- 
ington will  establish  a  "Space  Power  Institute"  at  Auburn  to  coor- 
dinate the  work  of  about  50  researchers  at  the  five  schools. 

Until  the  contracts  are  awarded  next  month,  the  U.S.  Defense 
Department  won't  release  the  contract  details. 

Arizona  State  Student  Sues  Father  for  Education 
Expenses 

Claiming  "severe  mental  anguish"  18-year-old  Elise  Ely  wants 
$250,000  from  her  father  who  refuses  to  honor  a  1978  separation 
agreement  to  pay  her  living  expenses  while  she  attends  college. 

When  the  Ely's  divorced  in  1978,  Mr.  Ely  agreed  to  pay  educa- 
tion expenses  and  $250  a  month  child  support  for  Elise,  says  Brian 
Kelley,  Mr.  Ely's  attorney. 

But  the  support  payments  ended  on  Elise's  18th  birthday,  and 
Mr.  Ely  said  her  said  her  request  for  $1,400  a  month  in  college 
expenses  was  too  much. 


Divorce  is  Cheap  Compared  to  Out-of-State  Tuition 

A  North  Texas  State  woman  plans  to  save  about  $1 ,000  in  tui- 
tion by  her  $7  December  marriage  to  and  future  $5 1  divorce  from 
a  Texas  man. 

When  the  woman  discovered  she  was  credits  short  of  her  plan- 
ned December  graduation,  a  Texas  resident  friend  suggested  they 
marry  to  cut  her  spring  tuition  bill  from  $1,300  to  $300. 

"1  didn't  apply  for  a  student  loan  because  1  wasn't  planning 
on  being  in  school  another  semester,"  the  woman  says.  "By  the 
time  I  found  all  this  out,  it  was  too  late  (to  apply)." 

The  students,  who  live  apart,  won't  give  their  names  fearing 
the  university  will  sue  them  for  willfully  defrauding  the  state. 


Russell  Duerksen 

This  year's  edition  of  the 
Staley  Lecture  series  will  take 
place  in  the  church  on  Tuesday, 
March  26,  at  10:30  a.m. 
(Chapel).  The  featured  speaker 
for  this  annual  series  of  lectures 
by  leaders  in  the  Christian 
World  will  be  Dr.Carl  F.H. 
Henry.  ■ 

Dr.  Henry  has  participated  in 
many  activities  that  have  earn- 
ed him  the  reputation  as  a 
significant  Christian  scholar. 
He  has  traveled  the  world  as  a 
lecturer  and  teacher,  spending 
approximately  three  months  a 
year  overseas.  He  has  lectured 
on  nurmerous  college  campuses 
nationwide,  including  Loma 
Linda  University,  and  is  now 
serving  as  lecturer  at  large  for 


World  Vision  International. 

Dr.  Henry's  lecture  topic  will 
be  "The  Beginning  and  End  of 
Life,"  and  he  will  participate  in 
a  luncheon  style  discussion  ses- 
sion, in  the  cafeteria's  large 
banquet  room  at  12:00  follow- 
ing his  lecture.  Faculty  and 
students  are  all  invited  to 
attend. 

His  literary  credits  include  28 
books,  among  which  is  the  six 
volume  God  Revelation  and 
Authority,  which  received  i 


page  i 


Time  when 


originally  published.  Final- 
ly, he  is  the  founding  editor  of 
Christianity  Today,  editing  it 
from  1956  to  1968,  and  is  cur- 
rently an  editor-at-large. 


A  fool.  .  .  is  a  man 

who  never  tried  an  experiment 

in  his  life. 

-  Darwin 


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Hockey  Standings 


J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

TUESDAY 

Mellert  6  Lacra  5 
Ryan  Lounsberry's  "quid"  goal  with 
6:35  left  to  play  gave  Rob  Mellen's 
team  a  6-3  victory  °v«  Dale  Lacra's 
team  Tuesday  night,  Lounsberry's  goal 
which  came  on  a  power  play  seemed  to 
go  unnoticed  as  the  official  did  not  see 
the  puck  pass  into  the  net.  "I  thought 
it  was  behind  the  goal."  Coach  Jaecks 
said  as  he  explained  after  the  game. 
"When  Lacra's  goalie  said  solemnly 


.-  tor  nr. 


a  quick  stan  as  John  Montieth  flipped 
home  a  five  foot  shot  only  30  seconds 
into  the  game.  Later,  Mellert  got  his 
2l'st  goal  of  the  season  four  minutes 
later  on  a  rebound  shot  to  give  his  team 
a  2-0  advantage. 


Alter  Mellen's  lead  went  to  4-0, 
Lacra  started  a  comeback.  Doug  Copess 
scored  an  unassisted  goal  at  9:50  and 
Jeff  Potter  connected  after  a  two-on- 
one  pass  from  Copess  chopped  the  lead 
in  half. 

John  Montieth  then  tipped  in 
Lounsberry's  20-foot  wrist  shot  with  3 
minutes  left  in  the  second  period  to  give 
Mellert  a  little  breathing  room  going  in- 
to the  third  period. 

Doug  Coppess  scored  two  goals  in  the 
first  two  minutes  of  the  third  to  bring 
Lacra  within  one.  At  the  8:59  mark, 
Brian  Pollett  on  an  assist  from  Coppess 
tied  the  game  as  he  beat  goalie  Vito 
Montiperto. 

Then  with  Potter  in  the  penalty  box, 
Lounsberry  won  the  game  with  his  ten- 
foot  wrist  shot  that  barely  caught  the 
upper  right  comer.  After  _ 
delay,  the  official  signaled  the  goal 
the  crowd  let  out  an  anti-clii 


as  if  to  say  "Oh." 

Mellert  and  company  held  on  to  post 
the  only  undefeated  record  in  the  league 
(5-0)  while  Lacra's  record  fell  to  4-1 
with  the  loss. 

Coach  Jaecks  said,  "It  was  the  best 
hockey  game  at  SC  in  three  years.  A 
great  game." 

Boyle  9  South  1 

Kent  Boyle  scored  six  goals  in  his 
team's  romp  over  South  Tuesday. 
South,  whose  team  stayed  with 
Mellert's  team  for  a  while  the  previous 
night,  couldn't  get  anything  going  in 
this  game.  Boyle  got  his  hat  trick  in  the 
second  period  and  got  three  more  goals 
in  the  third.  Steve  Pollett  scored  two 
goals  for  Boyle's  team  whose  record  im- 
proved to  4-1.  With  the  second  defeat 
in  two  nights,  South's  record  dropped 
to  2-4. 


msmmm 

Sieve  Jaecks  and  Doug  Coppess  lace-off  after  a  penalty. 


Doug  Fowler  aid  Brian  Pollett  light  f„r  the  pock  in  a  hockey  game  last  , 


Team 

Mellert 

Lacra 

Boyle 

Jaecks 

Negron 

South 

Estrada 

Hubbard 


THURSDAY'S  GAMES 


Meliert  VS.  Jaecks  ■-  5:30  P.M. 
Negron  VS.  Lacra  ■-  7:00  P.M. 


Individual 

Hockey  Stats 

Player                      Goals 

Player 

D.  Coppess                 31 

R.  Mellert                  22 

J.  Potter 

B.  Rogers                   19 

J.  Chaffin                   14 

R.  Snider 

R.  Snider                    14 

S.  Jaecks                    13 

B.  Stephan                  11 

D.  Forsey                   10 

J.  Monteith                12 

R.  Portugal                  8 

Where  Did  the  Midwest  Go? 


Associated  Press 

Americans  see  the  Middle 
West,  the  mythical  heartland  of 
the  country  from  which  the  na- 
tion draws  its  values,  as  mov- 
ing farther  west  as  the  East 
becomes  less  rural,  a  survey 
indicates. 

Based  upon  their  location, 
Americans  have  different  ideas 
about  where  the  "Midwest"  is 
located,  says  a  study  published 
Sunday.  But  many  seem  to 
agree  that  the  heartland  is  not 
where  it  used  to  be,  the  report 
said. 

James  R.  Shortridge,  a  pro- 
fessor of  geography  at  the 
University  of  Kansas,  says  a 
survey  of  1,941  college  students 
nationwide  indicates  the 
Midwest  has  now  moved  to  the 
Great  Plains  states  and  left 
behind  traditionally  considered 
as  part  of  the  Middle  West, 
such  as  Illinois  and  Michigan. 

The  term  Middle  West 
evokes  images  of  farms,  small 
towns  and  friendly  people,  he 
says,  and  as  the  reality  of  these 
images  moves  farther  west,  so 
do  people's  ideas  of  where  this 
region  is  located. 

Most  Americans  now  think 
of  the  Midwwest  as  the  central 


region  of  the  country  that  in- 
cludes Nebraska,  Iowa,  Kan- 
sas, South  Dakota  and 
Missouri,  the  report  says. 

"The  vernacular  region  has 
shifted  westward,"  Shortridge 
says.  "Omaha  and  Lincoln, 
Neb.,  lie  near  the  region's 
heart." 

People  began  developing  the 
myth  of  the  Midwest  as  the  true 
heartland  of  America  around 
1880,  he  said  in  a  telephone 
interview. 

"The  East,  which  had  been 
considered  the  core  of  values, 
was  perceived  as  being  full  of 
foreigners  who  had  strange 
religions  and  values,"  he  said. 
"The  'true  America'  was  then 
thought  to  be  in  the  rural 
Midwest  of  the  day,  where  peo- 
ple worked  hard,  practiced  Jef- 
fersonian  democracy  and 
upheld  'traditional'  values." 

Since  the  beginning  of  this 
century,  the  Middle  West  tradi- 
tionally had  been  described  by 
social  scientists  and  writers  as 
the  12  states  extending  from 
Ohio  westward  through  Kansas 
and  northward  to  the  Canadian 
border,  he  reports  in  the  Annals 


How  Do  You  Think  People  View  Us?     l  VYont  Ke  a  'Snitd 


|  Have  you  ever  wondered  how 
I  certain  people  view  Adventists? 
I  Certainly,  a  large  amount  of 
I  the  population  in  this  area  is 

Adventists  or  ex- Adventists. 
I  The  following  call-in  was  aired 

on  the  popular  Bruce  Williams 
I  Talk-Net  Radio  program  heard 
1  nationwide,  February  27,  1985. 
I  The  publication  of  this  conver- 
sation is  not  intended  to  sup- 
Iport  one's  theory  that  our 
Ichurch  is  disliked.  In  fact, 
Iseventh-day  Adventists  have  a 
|  considerable  amount  of  respect 
i  many  circles.  We  find  this 
ne  man's  opinion,  however, 

interesting. 

WILLIAMS:        Come       in 

Chattanooga. 

VOICE:  I  want  to  be  a  radio 

sportscaster  doing  on-the-spot, 

live,  play-by-play  broadcasting 

of  sports  events. 

WILLIAMS:  Why  do  you  have 

an  interest  in  this?  Have  you 


had  any  experience  in  this  field? 

VOICE:  No.  I  just  want  to  do 

it. 

WILLIAMS:    Are   you    into 

sports? 

VOICE:  Yes,  I  play  in  them. 

WILLIAMS:  How  old  are  you? 

VOICE:  Twenty-tw.o. 

WILLIAMS:    Are    you    in 

school? 

VOICE:  Yes. 

WILLIAMS:  What  year? 

VOICE:  Freshman. 

WILLIAMS:  What  school? 

VOICE:  (A  mumble-not  clear) 

WILLIAMS:  Where? 

VOICE:  Southern  College. 

WILLIAMS:  Southern  College 

what? 

VOICE:  Just  Southern  College. 

WILLIAMS:  That's  all.  Huh! 

(with  a  little  sarcasm) 

VOICE:  Yes. 

WILLIAMS:   What   are  you 

taking? 

VOICE:  Communications.  Do 


you  think  I  ought  to  get  a 
degree? 

WILLIAMS:  By  all  means. 
You  could  probably  find  a  hun- 
dred sportscasters  without  a 
degree,  but  at  your  age  and  in 
the  world  today  a  degree  is 
mandatory.  Do  they  have  a 
radio  station? 
VOICE:  Yes. 

WILLIAMS:  Then  get  a  job 
with  the  radio  station  doing 
everything  you  can  and  work 
into  the  sports  announcing  and 
go  from  there. 

VOICE:  They  don't  have  any 
sports  on,  just  classical. 
WILLIAMS:    Only    classical, 
Huh!,  (with  a  little  disdain) 
VOICE:  Yes. 

WILLIAMS:  Some  faculty! 
Any  radio  station  ought  to  have 
a  mix  on  it-  sports,  news,  some 
rock  and  roll,  maybe  a  little 
classical.  You  better  change 
schools.  Good  luck. 


Safety  Awareness  Day  Kicks  Off  Today 


March  21  has  been 
designated  Campus  Wide  Safe- 
ty Awareness  Day.  The  Student 
Health  Service  is  the  sponsor  of 
the  event  and  has  invited 
twenty-two  state,  county,  and 
local  agencies,  as  well  as  certain 
auxiliaies,  to  show  their 
displays  on  safety  awareness. 

Eleanor  Hanson,  R.N., 
related  that  some  of  the  agen- 
cies that  will  be  participating  in 
the  event  are  the  American  Red 
Cross,  the  Tennessee  Depart- 
ment of  Safety,  the  Food  and 


Drug  Administration,  and  the 
Chattanooga  Speech  and  Hear- 
ing Center. 

Some  of  the  topics  of  the 
displays  are  fire  safety,  sports 
and  recreational  safety,  crime 
protection,  and  motor  vehicle 
operation  safety. 

Mrs.  Hanson  cites  three 
reasons  why  a  safety  fair  is  be- 
ing put  on  this  year:  1)  A  poll 
taken  a  few  years  ago  showed 
that  safety  is  the  health  educa- 
tion topic  students  are  most 
concerned  with.  2)  The  Health 


Service  has  found  time  this  year 
to  arrange  the  programs 
because  fewer  illnesses  have  oc- 
curred on  campus.  3)  The  fair 
allows  healthy  students  to 
benefit  from  the  Health 
Service. 

The  staff  of  the  Health  Ser- 
vice encourages  students  to  take 
time  out  and  look  at  some  of 
the  displays.  The  agencies  will 
have  their  booths  set  up  outside 
the  Health  Service,  in  the  Stu- 
dent Center,  and  in  the  McKee 
Library. 


Song  Of  A  Frustrated  Calculus  Student 
(To  the  tune  of  "I  Can't  Fight  This  Feel- 
ing" by  REO  Speedwagon) 


Lori  Heinsman 

I  can't  do  my  calculus  any  longer 

And  yet  I'm  still  afraid  to  let  it  go 

What  started  out  as  friendship  has  grown  older 

I  only  wish  I  had  the  strength  to  let  it  show 

1  tell  myself  that  I  can't  do  this  forever 
I  say  there  is  no  reason  for  my  fear 
But  I  feel  so  insecure  when  we're  together 
You  give  my  life  distraction 
You-  make  everything  so  drear 

And  even  as  I  wander 

I'm  keeping  you  in  sight 

You're  a  thorn  in  my  side 

On  an  otherwise  pleasant  night 

And  I'm  getting  further  than  I  ever  thought  I  mi 

And  I  can't  fight  this  feeling  anymore 
I've  forgetten  why  I  like  this  class  before 
It's  time  to  drop  this  book  onto  the  floor 
And  throw  away  the  Solutions  Manual  forever 

Oh,  I  can't  do  my' calculus  anymore 
I've  forgetten  all  the  math  I  knew  before 
And  if  I  have  to  crawl  upon  the  floor 
Go  crashing  through  the  Records  Office  door 
t  take  this  calculus  anymore! 


College  Press  Service 

A  transfer  student  successful- 
ly'has  challenged-at  least  for 
the  moment-one  of  the  na- 
tion's last  honor  systems  to  re- 
quire students  to  snitch  on  cam- 
pus cheaters. 

Princeton  inadvertently  has 
admitted  Wade  Randlett,  20, 
despite  Randlett's  refusal  to 
abide  by  the  school's  92-year- 
old  student  honor  code. 
Though  signing  a  pledge  to 
uphold  the  code  is  required  for 
admission  to  Princeton, 
Randlett,  who  transferred  from 
the  University  of  California  at 
Berkley,  objects  to  the  provi- 
sion requiring  students  to 
report  cheaters. 

"If  you  had  an  honor  code 
where  there  was  no  clause 
about  turning  people  in,  honor 
would  be  much  better  served," 
Randlett  says. 

"Then  someone  can  come 
through  here  (Princeton)  and 
say  'I  could  have  cheated. 
There  was  nobody  to  turn  me 
in,'"  he  says. 

Most  universities  agree. 
Many  schools  that  have  student 
honor  codes  have  deleted  pro- 
visions requiring  student  to  turn 
in  cheaters. 

"We  want  to  instill  a  feeling 
of  honor,"  says  Amy  Jarmon, 
academic  support  director  at 
the  College  of  William  and 
Mary,  whose  honor  code 
deleted  its  snitch  requirement  in 
the  early  1970s. 

The  University  of  West 
Virginia  made  a  similar  change. 
Stanford's  honor  code  requires 
student  only  to  "take  an  active 
part"  in  stopping  cheating. 

"It  makes  more  sense  to  give 
students  a  range  of  options," 
says  Stanford  judicial  affairs 
officer  Sally  Cole. 


"Students  could,  for  exam- 
ple, make  disapproving  noises 
in  class  if  they  saw  cheating," 
she  notes.  "You  can  extinguish 
a  lot  of  behaviors  with  social 
pressure.  Cheating  is  one  of 
them." 

Cole  says  a  survey  found  20 
percent  of  Stanford  students 
say  they  ignore  instances  of 
cheating. 

A  random  sample  of  schools 
shows  that  aside  from 
Princeton,  only  the  U.S.A. 
military  academies  require 
students  to  turn  in  cheaters. 

Military  cadets  do  not, 
however,  have  to  sign  pledges 
to  abide  by  the  code  in  order  to 
gain  admission. 

Princeton  officials  decline  to 
comment  on  the  content  of  the 
school's  honor  code,  saying 
that  students  are  responsible  for 

Dean  Joan  Girgus  did, 
however,  call  the  code  "the 
heart  of  our  existence." 

Student  members  of  the 
honor  code  committee  could 
not  be  reached  for  comment. 

They  discovered  Randlett's 
refusal  to  sign  the  pledge  only 
after  Randlett  himself  told 
them  about  it. 

Princeton  administrators 
decided  to  admit  Randlett 
anyway  because  it  was  their 
mistake. 

But  they're  making  him  take 
all  his  tests  in  a  room  separate 
from  his  colleagues,  under  the 
watchful  eye  of  a  graduate 
student. 

"It's  basically  punishment," 
Randlett  says.  "It's  saying 
'We're  not  going  to  consider 
what  your  actual  stand  is.  We'd 
like  to  throw  you  out  but  we 


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MENC  is  sponsoring  a  birthday 
party  for  Bach  Thursday, 
March  21,  at  5:15  pm,  in  the 
back  of  the  Cafeteria. 
Refreshments  provided  free  of 
charge. 

Southern  College  Division  of 
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Nurse's  Dedication  Service  at 
6:30  p.m.  on  Sabbath,  March 
30,  in  the  Collegedale  church. 
The  speaker  for  the  evening  will 
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Chrysanthemum  and  the 
Magnolia:  A  Look  at  Japanese 
and  Southern  Cultures"  by 
Professor  Gerald  Smith  of  the 
Department  of  Religion  at  the 
University  of  South,  Sewanee, 
Tennesse.  This  lecture  will 
highlight  the  cultural 
similarities  between  Japan  and 
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Southern  Mathematical  Socie- 
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will  be  presented  by  Shandelle 
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Intricate,  colorful  fabric 
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PERSONAL 

To  Janet, 

Golly,  it's  sure  nice  to  have  you 
back.  I  really  did  miss  you  a  lot. 
Hope  that  you  continue  to  have 
a  good  semester. 

Love  ya  always 
Your  roomie 

Advice  from  a  friend: 
Beware  to  those  of  you  who 
make  derogatory  remarks 
about  rednecks.  M.E.  from 
"Winny  Haven"  will  sic  the 
good  ole  boys  on  you. 

I  plan  to  pray  for  you  every 
day. 


Midwest.  . 

of  the  Association  of  American 
Geographers. 

But  the  survey  of 
undergraduate  students  in  32 
states,  and  other  data,  indicates 
that  the  eastern  part  of  the 
region  is  no  longer  considered 
the  rural  area  that  is  an  impor- 
tant part  of  Americans'  percep- 
tion of  the  term  Midwest. 

Industrial  centers  such  as 
Detroit  and  Cleveland  do  not 
fit  the  traditional  image  of  the 
Midwest  as  the  friendly, 
agricultural  heartland,  Shor- 
tridge  says.  Chicago,  often  con- 
sidered the  capital  of  the  Mid- 
dle West,  was  included  as  part 
of  the  region  by  less  than  half 
the  survey  participants,  he 
added, 


Those  surveyed  from  suJ 
traditional  Middle  West  state! 
as  Ohio,  Indiana,  Ilhno 
Wisconsin  and  Minnesota  stiin 
strongly  considered  themselv«| 
Midwesterners,  said  the  repor?! 
But  this  opinion  was  not  shared! 
by  people  from  the  periphery  0, 
the  country. 

For  Northeasterners  I 
Southerners,  and  Westerner! 
alike,  the  Middle  West  Was 
focused  on  the  central  p]^ 
usually  in  south-central  I 
Nebraska,"  said  the  report. 

These  views,  combined  witll 
those  from  residents  of  the 
Great  Plains,  create  the  domi- 
nant  image  of  where  today's 
Midwest  is  located,  it  said. 


YOU  CAN  SAVE  YOUR 
«.  COUNTRY... 


Federal  deficit  spending  endangers 
your  luture.  Right  now,  the  federal 
government  is  spending  S4  lor 
every  S3  it  takes  in.  It  doesn't  lake 
an  economist  to  figure  out  that 
when  you  spend  more  than  you 
make,  you're  in  trouble. 

And  tederal  deficit  spending  is 
getting  all  ol  us  into  trouble.  Starling 
a  career  is  lough  enough  without 
having  to  struggle  with  a  wounded 
economy.  II  the  deficit  catches  up 
with  us,  inflalion.  lailing  industries 
and  job  shortages  could  be  the 
results. 

It's  important  that  our  decision 
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Southern  Accent 


Duane   Houck,   Biology  Professor  Furthers  Plant  Research 


volved  i 


\fichael  J.  Battistone 

RIt  had  been  said  that  great 
hings  often  come  in  small 
"packages,  and  the  faculty  of 
■outhern  College  are 
■emonstrating  that  this  holds 
Rrue  for  great  ideas  and  small 
institutions  as  well. 
I  For  a  number  of  years,  Dr. 
IDuane  Houck,  Professor  of 
[Biology,  has  been  conducting 
|studies  of  the  hormones  in- 
budding  plants.  Last 
,  in  response  to  a  paper  he 
former  student  Loren 
berg  submitted,  the 
:arch  Corporation 

presented  him  with  a  $2,000 
grant  to  continue  his  work. 

The  Corporation  is  a  private 
organization  located  in  New 
York,  which  makes  awards  to 
mailer  colleges  that  may  not  as 
ikely  receive  grants  as  would 
arger  institutions. 

Since  the  paper  appeared  in 
1983,  reprints  have  been  re- 
quested by  twenty-nine  scien- 
representing  universities, 
agricultural  experiment  sta- 
tions, botanical  gardens,  and 
other  institutions  in  five  states 
and  fourteen  countries  around 
the  world." 


The  study  focuses  on  the 
"life  plant"  (Bryophyllum 
calycinum)  an  interesting  plant 
whose  leaves,  when  severed 
from  the  stem,  will  sprout 
young  "plantlets"  from  the 
<notches  of  the  leaves.  Originally 
thought  to  be  a  response  to 
changing  levels  of  the  hormone 
auxin,  the  budding,  Dr.  Houck 
now  believes,  is  mainly  due  to 
another  group  of  hormones 
called  cytokinins. 

This  theory  is  currently  being 
tested,  with  most  of  the  actual 
lab  work  (involving  leaf 
homogenizing,  extracting,  resin 
filtering,  flash-evaporation, 
and  bioassay  analysis)  being 
done  by  Dr.  Houck's  assistant, 
Jorey  Parkhurst,  a  junior 
biology  major. 

Dr.  Houck  expects  that  the 
bulk  of  the  research  will  be 
completed  fairly  soon.  And 
that  by  the  end  of  the  summer 
the  project  will  be  Finished. 
Without  the  grant,  which  pur- 
chased the  flash-evaporation 
apparatus  and  provided  an 
assistant's  stipend  for  Jorey, 
much  of  the  work  would  have 
been  impossible. 


"A  plant  is  like  a  symphony 
orchestra,  with  all  the 
physiological  processes  working 
like  individual  instruments  to 
produce  the  harmony  of  life," 
states  Dr.  Houck.  "What  we 
are  trying  to  do  is  understand 
one  of  these  instruments  a  lit- 


tle better,  and  regardless  of  their  assistants  who  have  been 

what  we  have  learned,  we  have  involved  with  various  research 

really    only   scratched    the  projects,    for   their   creative 

surface."  thinking,  their  contributions  to 

Southern  College  commends  science,  and  for  showing  us  that 

Dr.  Houck  and  the  students  one  doesn't  have  to  be  "big"  in 

who  have  worked  with  him,  as  order    to    accomplish    "big 

well  as  other  staff  members  and  things." 


Anderson  Series  Lecturer  Chuck  Reaves 
to  Speak  on  Business  Success 


Chuck  Reaves,  founder  of  Southern  College  of  Seventh- 

XXI  Associates  in  Atlanta,  will  day  Adventists  in  Collegedale. 

present  "Put  Change  In  Your  Focus  of  the  lecture  will  be 

| Pocket, "Thursday,  March 28,  how  to  capitalize  on  the  in- 

at  8  p.m.,  in  Brock  Hall,  at  evitability  of  change,  in  order 


to  succeed.  The  lecturer  is  a 
popular  motivational  speaker, 
management  consultant,  and 
teacher  of  his  copyrighted 
"Successs  Process." 

His  book,  The  Theory  of  21, 
a  result  of  his  years  of  success 
in  the  corporate  environment, 
was  published  in  1983. and  has 
also  been  translated  into 
Japanese.  His  theory  contends 
that  20  out  of  every  21  people 
are  blockers  who  tend  to  say 
something  can't  be  done, 
shouldn't  be  done,  won't  be 
done,  or  can  be  done  later.  A 
"twenty-one"  is  a  winner,  a 
positive  thinker  and  doer  who 
triggers  progress  by  being  open 
to  ideas  and  innovation. 

Reaves  was  with  AT&T  for 
15  years.  He  is  a  member  of  the 
faculty  of  the  American 
Management  Association,  a 
decorated  Vietnam  veteran, 
and  an  active  Christian  layman. 
Reaves'  presentation  is  part 
of  the  1985  E.A.  Anderson 
Lecture  Series.  The  public  is  in- 
vited to  attend  free  of  charge. 
A  question  and  answer  period 
will  follow  the  presentation. 


Division  Reorganization 
Continues 


Chairmen  Confirmed 


Brent  Van  Arsdelt 

The  chairmen  for  the  Science,  will  be  under  the 
reorganized  divisions  of  guidance  of  David  Steen. 
Southern  College  have  recent-  Other  divisions  that  are  af- 
ly  been  named.  Eight  of  the  old  fected  are  the  old  Division  of 
divisions  have  been  combined  Business  and  Office  Ad- 
into  four  new  divisions.  The  ministration,  and  the  Division 
division  of  nursing  and  the  divi-  of  Industrial  Education,  which 
sion  of  religion  wilt  remain  as  will  become  the  Division  of 
they  are.  Business    and    Technology 

The  new  division  chairmen  chaired  by  Wayne  VandeVere. 
are  as  follows.  Catherine  Knar,  The  name  for  the  combined 
will  be  chairman  of  the  Division  Division  of  Education  and 
of  Nursing,  and  Gordon  Hyde  Human  Sciences  and  Health, 
also  continues  as  chairman  of  Physical  Education,  and 
the  Division  of  Religion.  The  Recreation  was  not  confirmed 
Division  of  Humanities,  as  of  press  time,  but  that  divi- 
formerly  the  Division  of  Arts  sion  will  be  chaired  by  Gerald 
and  Letters  and  the  Division  of  Colvin. 
Music,  will  be  chaired  by  The  chairman  for  Adult 
William  Wohlers.  The  Science  Studies  and  Special  Programs, 
Division,  formerly  the  Division  the  new  division  formed  to  deal 
of  Natural  Science  and  the  with  continuing  education,  has 
Division    of   Mathematical  not  been  confirmed  yet. 


Editorial 

Are  We  Going  In  Circles? 


once  told  of  a  man  who  found  himself  lost  in  the 
find  his  way  back  to  civilization  if 
old  gnarled  log 


A  tale 
wilderness.  He  purposed 
it  was  the  last  thing  he  did.  He  sat  against 
he  planned  his  strategy  for  reaching  safety.  He  reasoned  that  if 
he  would  keep  his  eyes  straight  ahead  and  start  walking,  he  would 
eventually  come  to  a  familiar  place  that  would  direct  him  home. 
He  started  out  on  his  trek.  After  walking  for  most  of  the  day, 
he  all  of  a  sudden,  felt  weak  as  up  ahead  he  noticed  the  very 
same  gnarled  log  from  where  he  had  set  out  hours  ago.  He  had 
been  walking  in  circles. 

Many  of  us  have  probably  heard  those  stones  before.  We  think 
it  peculiar  that  the  man  didn't  use  some  other  means  to  reach  safe- 
ty, such  as  walking  towards  the  sun  in  order  to  keep  on  a  straight 
path.  But  are  we,  as  a  people,  guilty  of  the  same  thing  within  our 
own  church?  Have  we  been  walking  in  a  straight  line,  or  are  we 
walking  in  circles  too? 

From  the  very  first  time  1  came  to  Southern,  four  years  ago, 
I  have  been  subjected  to  pamphlets,  leaflets,  and  various  other 
types  of  "propaganda"  which  seem  to  have  no  other  purpose  than 
to  raise  doubts  and  spread  rumors  about  innocent  people  who 
don't  live  up  to  the  printed  stories.  Most  of  the  time  they  have 
attacked  those  within  our  church,  and  often,  more  specifically, 
teachers  on  our  campus.  1  relegate  little  credence  to  rumors,  so 
I  ignored  the  pamphlets  that  were  passed  out  to  me  as  I  crossed 
the  street  on  my  way  to  chapel  or  were  handed  me  on  my  way 
to  Lynn  Wood  Hall.  So  many  of  these  papers  have  been  circulated 
and  many  rumors  spread,  that  it  brings  me  near  the  point  of 
nausea  when  I  see  this  process  still  continuing.  I  almost  hate  think- 
ing about  it  anymore,  but  there  are  those  that  may  be  in  their 
first  year  at  Southern  and  are  being  subjected  to  this,  and  it 
wouldn't  be  fair  to  have  them,  discouraged  and  misled. 

When  you  come  into  contact  with  material  that  undermines 
your  teacher,  your  church,  or  even  your  country  (that  kind  floats 
around,  too),  do  with  it  what  any  good  reader  should  do.  Ask 
yourself  "What  is  the  purpose  of  this?"  Don't  let  yourself  follow 
in  the  footsteps  of  the  man  who  found  himself  lost  in  the 
wilderness.  You  may  find  yourself  wandering  in  circles  too! 


Letters.  .  . 

SC-LOVE  IT  OR  LEAVE  IT 

Having  just  read  the  March 
21  article  about  the  Bruce 
Williams'  call-in,  I  am  moved 
to  write  my  first  letter  to  the 
editor  in  a  long  time. 

First  of  all,  Adventists 
weren't  even  mentioned  in  the 
conversation.  The  VOICE  was 
too  cowardly  to  give  the  full 
name  of  the  school,  so  the  on- 
ly view  we  have  of  Adventists 
is  that  of  VOICE.  Williams' 
sarcasm  was  toward  the  in- 
complete name  and  his  disdain 
was  toward  the  one-sided  (in  his 
view)  radio  programming,  and 
secondarily  to  the  responsible 
faculty. 

Now  I'm  from  the  old  school 
and  I'm  not  too  fond  of 
WSMC's  new  programming 
either.  (I  also  have  a  hard  time 
saying  "SC  without  slipping  an 
"M"  in  there!)  But  it  strikes  me 
that  maybe  Williams'  advice 
wasn't  so  far  off  in  the  end.  If 
VOICE  doesn't  like  what  he 
has  here,  rather  than  be  a- 
shamed  of  it  and  put  it  down, 
he  should  go  where  they  serve 
what  he  wants  and  make  room 


for  someone  who  wants  to  go 
to  a  Seventh-day  Adventist 
school,  not  "Just  Southern 
College." 

Bera  Lalone,  '68 

FM909.5  IS  MORE  THAN 
CLASSICAL 

Dear  Editor, 

This  is  rare  for  me.  I  usually 
enjoy  sitting  back  and  watching 
other  people  brawl  in  your 
"Letters.  .  ."  column.  But  the 
"How  Do  You  Think  People 
View  Us?"  column  on  page  7 
of  the  March  21  edition  was  too 
much!  This  column  portrayed 
the  conversation  between  a 
Southern  student  and  Talk-Net 
Radio's  Bruce  Williams. 

I  heartily  agree  -  that  we 
should  be  aware  of  how  other 
people  view  the  Seventh-day 
Adventist.  That  aspect  of  the 
article  is  very  good.  I  would  just 
like  to  point  out  that  the  stu- 
dent (named  "voice"  in  the  col- 
umn) is  not  aware  of  the  oppor- 
tunities surrounding  him/her 
on  our  campus.  Williams,  of 
the  network,  asked  our  student 


(interested  in  beco.mir 
sportscaster)  if  SC  had  a  i 
station.  Our  student  repljed  I 
"yes,"  but  said  "they  do^ 
have  any  sports  on,  jUsl 
classical." 

I  admit,  when  I  first  came  to  Sc 
a  few  years  ago  that's  about  all 
I  knew  about  FM90.5  WSMr  I 
to.  The  fact  is  FM90.5  do*  I 
broadcast  sports  three  times! 
each  weekday!   Yes,   wi 
primarily  a  fine  arts  si 
representing  the  college  to  the  I 
greater  Chattanooga  communi.1 
ty,  but  in  the  public  interests 
do  also  broadcast  news  an 
other  informational  programs.  I 
I  might  add  that  our  news  p 
grams  "Morning  Edition"  and! 
"All  Things  Considered" 
the  most  popular  news 
grams  on  radio  in  this  country  ] 
today. 

I  would  urge  this  student  who  \ 
called  in  to  the  talk  show  to  get  1 
involved.  He/she  might  find  I 
out  that  his  own  college  r 
station  trains  students  ii 
types  of  broadcasting  at  no 

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Letters.  .  . 


-that  fellow  students  at  his/her  way    identifies    Seventh.) 

coUegeradiosmtionareachiev-  Adventisr;  "s^C"^ 

ing    excellent    experience    by  lege  of  Seventh-day  AdvenSt 

dehvenng  newscasts  and  sport-  so   Bruce   Williams    had    ™ 

=£»2ast  ssaasss 


transcription  of  a  convert!  ""  be"er;  n°W  show  us' 

with  an  SC  student.  I  imagine 
my  disappointment  when  so- 
meone tells  me  they  don't  like 


WDEF)  delivering  professional     giving  ^tiT^rf™     T„  ^'l*  *«™°im™*    ~ 
Z^XZ^T"1     COU^'h™a™hfco.!     ^"^""^footban.     W,„e   „„„,,„,,, 
mem  quite  capable  of  being     versationn  would  have  taken  a 
sportscasters  if  their  interest     different    turn      „d      „"„ 
wasin  that  area.  And  they  were     Southern  College  of  Seventh 
trauied  at  your_very  own  college     day   Advemists    would    have 

been  publicized  nationwide  to  a 

very  large  audience. 
I  heard  this  broadcast  and 

the  reaction  to  the  abbreviated 

name  and  radio  station  were 

strictly  off-the-cuff  and  based 

on  the  information  at  hand   I 

did  feel  that  he  assumed  that     The  "Great  Commandment 

the  radio  station  was  under  the     of        radio        i,        "r 


radio  station,  FM90.5  WSMC. 
Too  many  of  us  overlook  the 
important  services  our  college 
radio  station  provides.  I  know, 
I  also  did  when  1  first  came  to 
SC.  No,  you  can't  be  enter- 
tained by  Michael  Jackson, 
Petra,  or  Cindi  Lauper  on 
FM90.5,  but  aren't  we  also  on 


However,  the  two  letters  con- 
demning Smith's  article  had 

Sincerely,  one  good  note.  They  proved 

*ogramDi,,^,MWM^  ZZ^ZVT^r 

■*  Accent  stands  satire. 

the  use  of  the  <■■ 

--.nioned  in   the  ,  „     A  ,  „  5?Cerely' 

above  four  letters.  However  no  Ph  ThUeSdK 

More   importantly,    I    was    "laleadrng  was  intended.  The  PEACH'S  preacher 

disappointed    to    read    Bruce    ed"orial  staff  did  no,  hear  MSPREACH™ 

Williams  untrue  statement  that    Bruce  Williams'  broadcast.  The  How  t0   b=  a   "Peach's" 

"Any  radio  station  ought  to    '"dividual    that    did    is    a  Prea<*"'  °y  2  anonymous  35 

have  a  mix  on  it..."-  I  doubt    respected member  of the  college  Poinlers 

that  Williams  actually  believes    s,aff-  UP°>>  receiving  the  arti-  Directions:    Place   a   big 

what  he  says  (would  he  actual-    **  ........ 


ly  suggest  that  WDEF  or  US101 
or  KZ106  should  play  "...a  lit- 
tle classical"?) 


Directions:    Place 
— ,  ...  „„,:  under  the  impres-    masculine  "x"  beside  each  at°- 
ston  that  Mr.    Williams  had    tnbu,e  wnich  aPPlies  to  you. 
heard  of  Southern  College  of    aGn"  interesting  sermons 
Seventh-day  Advemists,  thus    D,s  ab,e  t0  carry  a  tune 


this  campus  to  learn  and  be  in-     direct  of^co^ZS     ROWING  "  ■  r  "**" 
spired?    I    think    Talk-Net's     faculty.  "'"cauon     KUWCASTING:  picking  out 


the  reason  for  the  use  of 
denomination's  name  in 
article. 


nPractice  what  you  preach  (5 

extra  pts.) 

□  Has    KGTS    broadcasting 

experience 


tual  interview 
Personally,  I  want  to  thank 


also  very  glad  I  came  to  SC 
when  seeking  a  degree  in  com- 
mnications.  Yes,  there  are  bet- 
ter schools  of  journalism.  But 
I  found  SC  more  than  capable 

of  successfully  sending  me  on     you  and  your  staff  have  ac 
he  road   to  a   broadcasting     complished  this  year 


„™...,,j.  picmng  out  experience 

an  audience  you  hope  to  reach    WHAT'S  WRONG  WITH  SATIRE'   DL0VES  c°«a«e  <*««  loaf 
"'  I    then    play,™  „„,„.        Dcar  EdUor  "^   and  gluten 

The  two  published  condem-    °£WaJ"    WearS    hom™ade 

intinn       ]«». _*      n     .     .       .  .      SUHS 

(black  suits  and  white  shirts) 


willing  to  get 


Bruce  Williams,  on  this  occa-         Your  heading  was  correct      c,,.i     ,i 

sum,  was  quite  adept  a,  giving     but   the    "Us"   should Tve    sively    what    iTI  T""        Dear  Editor, 

advice  before  having  good  in-     referred  to  Southern  CoUege     want  to   hea      One  The  two  published  condem-   %""   Wears    "°™™*° 

^d^  C0UeEe     Z££S£T?     ^do^oroaS  ffi  S£ A X? ^    ™™«    inconspicuous, 

PinaUy,!  should  add  that.     2Kttt«5     ^  g,*  "  W^^MS   S^^^ 

paragraph  introducing  the  ac-     generally'speaking,    cS  ZZ     «o"S  ""'  ^  *"   W°r"» 

music  lovers  (our  main  au-  ZfLJ^  I  ,"'    nHasc 

dience)  don't  have  a  tremen-  ™J  „  ,  *?  Journal,stic 

process  called  "satire." 


.  uaviKujr,  i  warn  io  tnank  dience)  don't  have  a  tremen  journalistic  one  -     - 

you  for  the  good  job  and  the  dous  interest  in  sports;  similar-  J^f£?  2^"  fS  DTakes  cold  showers  every  day 

improvement  in  content  that  ly,  KZ106  doesn't  play  much  "™,m     "    „    „  a'JheSe  f™  (""»'  save  hot  water!) 

you  and  your  staff  have  ac-  classical  music  because  they  ^  f^  ^  offended  by  DALWAYS  puts  cap  back  on 


career,  along  with  helping  me 
get  my  priorities  in  life 
straightened  out.  To  use  a 
sports  euphemism,  "the  ball  is 
in  your  court!" 

Sincerely, 

Todd  Parish 

Director  of  Development 

FM90.5  WSMC 

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CORRECTED 

Dear  Editor: 

I  appreciate  the  approach  in 
the  news  item  on  "How  Do 
You  Think  People  View  Us?" 
on  page  7  of  the  March  21 
Southern  Accent.  However,  the 


Cordially, 
Noble  B.  Vining.  Manager 
The  College  Press 

THE  GREAT  COMMANDMENT 
OF  RADIO 

Dear  Editor: 

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station  (FM90.5  WSMC)  men- 
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deliver  what  the  first  paragraph   night   prime   time  schedule)   □7,™?^''°"  Wag°" 
claimed  it  would:  one  man's   defines  satire  as  "A  literary   nH«V„?   ■  • 

opinion  of  Seventh-day  Adven-   »ork  in  which  irony,  derision;    ,„???,,  *"  ZS.h^"™" 
lists.     According     to     the    or  wit  in  any  form  is  used  to  ex-    DALWAYS  hTt^H- h 
transcription  of  the  conversa-   Pose   folly   or   wickedness."    «M™n^„M 
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Do  You  Think  People  View     DAY  ADVENTIST  never  came    "wicked,"  but  clearly  the  arti- 
Us?",    in    the    March    21      up.  By  his  comments,  it  appears   cle  should  not  have  been  taken 
Southern  Accent  (page  7),  1  am     that  Bruce  Williams  has  no  idea   seriously.  Therefore,  Ms.  Gen- 

especially  motivated  to  share     that   Southern    College   is   a   try  and  Mr.  Glander  took  a  se-    <,,„,,•„,„,/  r'      ,k.n  n    ■ 
with         you         a         few     Seventh-day  Adventis.  school,    cond  look  at  what  should've   %Zarv  28%9 
disappointments.  Your  article  did  not  give  us    on|y  b«n  looked  at  once  and 

First  of  all,  as  a  classical     Bruce  Williams' opinion  of  our   laughed   at   accordingly.    Do 
lover,  I  am  always  disap-     church;  only  his  opinions  of   these  people  watch  The  Tonight 


□  Is  son  of  conference  presi- 
dent (5  extra  points) 

P.S.  I've  ordered  my  dress 
and  started  your  suit! 


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nterview  with  Bruce  Williams,     pointed  when  someone  speaks     classical  music  and  radio  sta-    stl° 


e  national  Talknet  host 


of  classical 


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formattine   (both    ques 


ith  the  same  scrutiny? 
Secondly,  for  Ms.  Gentry  to 
accuse  that  Smith's  article  was 
demeaning  to  women  is  lost  in 
her  attempt  to  analyze  the 
satire.  Also,  for  her  to  think 
that  satire  has  no  place  in  an 
Adventist  school  newspaper  is 
pretty  narrow-minded. 

Mr.  Glander  acknowledged 
that  this  is  a  Christian  environ- 
ment. What  a  discovery.  I  don't 
know  very  much  about  being  a 
Christian  from  personal  ex- 
perience, but  if  it  means  not  be- 
ing able  to  laugh  at  situations 
or  at  humorous  writings,  it  has 
to  be  saying  "no"  to  a  very 
human  impulse. 

Mr.  Glander  also  says  that 
here  we  should  "accentuate  the 
positive  and  eliminate  the 
negative."  The  government  of 
the  Soviet  Union  does  this  on  a 
daily  basis.  Maybe  he  ought  to 
apply  for  a  job  in  the  Poliburo 
when  he's  done.  (That 
joke,  Tomm 


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others 
to  live 


When  you  lost 
dear  lo  you-or  when  a 
special  person  has  a 
birthday,  quits  smoking,  or 

celebrate-memorral  gifts  or 
tribute  gifts  made  for  them 
to  your  Lung  Association 
help  prevent  lung  disease 
and  improve  the  care  of 
those  suflenng  from  it. 

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alent  Show  Highlights  Local  Performers 


I  Jorman  Hobbs 
1  Where  were  you  Saturday 
I  light?  Well,  If  you  were  not  at 
I  he  Student  Association  Talent 
lihow,  you  missed  a  good  pro- 
gram. The  entertainment  in- 
cluded something  for  everyone. 
J  To  begin  with,  the 
Ininutemen  emcees,  Andre 
fcalzo  and  Russell  Atkins, 
taught  everyone  how  to  clap  for 
an  act  and  how  to  give  a  stan- 
ding ovation.  Throughout  the 
Jprogram,  they  brought  laughter 
Iwith  their  jokes  while  awaiting 
■the  next  act.  Sometimes  the 
I  laughter  was  directed  at  them 
■  for  a  "corny"  joke. 


The  great  amount  of  talent 
made  it  tough  for  the  judges: 
Brenda  Carnahan,  Dan  Chesla, 
Ben  McArthur,  Glenn 
McElroy,  and  Bill  Wohlers. 
After  the  program  was  over, 
the  results  were  announced. 
There  were  two  categories: 
miscellaneous  and  popular. 

In  the  miscellaneous 
category,  third  place  was  given 
to  Brad  Senska,  Russell 
Atkins.and  Jeff  St.  Clair  for 
"It  had  to  be  you/Pecos  Bill." 
The  second  place  winners  were 
the  Smothers  Brothers.  .  .  ex- 
cuse me,  the  winners  were  Den- 


nis Golighthy  and  Paul  Ware  in 
"Mom  Atways  Liked  You 
Best,"an  act  from  the  Smothers 
Brothers  repetoire.  The  first 
place  award  went  to  John 
Bristow  in  "Real  Entertain- 
ment." John  showed  great  jug- 
gling ability  while  handling 
balls,  pins,  handkerchiefs,  and 
rings.  At  one  point  he  juggled 
a  bowling  ball,  a  tennis  ball, 
and  a  ping  pong  ball.  And  his 
last  juggling  act  had  him  juggl- 
ing pins  that  were  set  afire. 

In  the  popular  category, 
Ester  Pascamalan  and  Burke 
Crump  received  third  place  for 


"With  You  I'm  Born  Again." 
The  second  place  winner  was 
Tag  Garmon's  "Romantic 
Medley."  The  first  place  prize 
went  to  the  performers  of 
"This  Time":  Michelle 
Cromwell,  Kim  Deardorff,  and 
Bob  Jimenez. 

The  audience  had  their  own 
vote  for  the  overall  winner.  The 
people's  choice  was  "This 
Time,"  composed  by  Kim 
Deardorff  only  a  week  before 
the  show.  Besides  thanking 
those  involved  in  the  perfor- 
mance, Kim  commented  on  the 
encouragement  this  award  gives 


him.  An  award  of  this  sort 
makes  him  see  the  importance 
of  "keeping  at  it."  In  talking 
with  Kim,  I  discovered  that  he 
wants  to  be  a  professional  song 

Mitsue  YapShing  and  Bob 
Folkenberg,  Co-Vice- 

Presidents  for  Social  Activities, 
worked  hard  to  plan  the  pro- 
gram. Mitsue  thought  that 
everything  went  great  and 
thanks  everyone  who  par- 
ticipated from  the  bottom  of 
her  heart. 

Talent  Show  1985  is  over; 
however,  1986  is  on  the  way. 


|Dr.  Gerald  Bennett  to 

Lecture  for  Nursing  Series 


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Gerald  Bennett,  Ph.D.,  will 
I present  "The  Impaired  Nurse," 
I  Thursday,  March  28,  from 
1 1 1 :05  till  1 1 :45  a.m.  in  Thatcher 


Hall  at  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
Collegedale. 

The  focus  of  the  lecture,  part 
of  the  Florence  Oliver  Ander- 
son Nursing  Series,  will  be  how 
to  cope  with  alcohol  and  drug 
abuse  by  the  professional  nurse 
and  how  to  use  community 
resources  to  deal  with  the 
problem. 

Dr.  Bennett  is  an  associate 
professor  and  chairman  of 
mental  health-psychiatric  nurs- 
ing for  the  Medical  College  of 
Georgia  School  of  Nursing  in 
Augusta.  He  has  written  exten- 
sively on  the  subject  of 
substance  abuse. 
He  received  his  bachelor's 


degree  in  nursing  from  Medical 
College  of  Georgia  in  Augusta, 
his  master's  degree  from  Case 
Western  Reserve  University  in 
Cleveland,  Ohio,  and  his  doc- 
torate in  psychiatric-mental 
health  from  the  University  of 
Texas. 

Dr.  Bennett  belongs  to  the 
Drug  and  Alcohol  Nursing 
Association  and  is  a  board 
member  of  the  Mental  Health 
Association  of  Augusta. 

The  Florence  Oliver  Ander- 
son Series  is  an  annual  feature 
of  the  Division  of  Nursing  at 
Souther  College.  AU-but 
especially  nursing 

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Associated  Press 

NEW  YORK  (AP)~  Would 
you  file  a  scrupulously  honest 
tax  return  if  it  meant  that  you 
were  eligible  for  a  million- 
dollar  prize? 

Such  a  lottery  was  one  pro- 
posal offered  by  a  group  of 
social  scientists  the  Internal 
Revenue  Service  asked  to  con- 
sider ways  the  agency  could 
deal  with  cheating,  according  to 
an  article  in  the  April  issue  of 
Psychology  Today. 

Some  of  the  suggestions 
"have  legal  and  practical 
obstacles,  but  all  are  based  ex- 
plicitly or  implicitly  on  well- 
established  psychological 
theory, "said Elizabeth F,  Lof- 
tus,  a  professor  of  psychology 
[  at  the  University  of 
Washington  at  Seattle. 

The  lottery  was  one  pro- 
posal, but  "more  realistically," 
the  IRS  could  offer  positive 
reinforcement  by  giving  those 
who  filed  accurate  returns  a  tax 
rebate  or  by  lessening  their 
chances  of  future  audits,  said 
Ms.  Loftus,  one  of  the  people 
the  IRS  called  together  for  a 
three-day  seminar  in  January. 
"Such  schemes  might  at  least 
encourage  people  to  check  their 
returns  carefully  and  avoid  the 
necessity  of  contacting  millions 
of  taxpayers  who  misadd 
figures  or  misread  tax  tables," 
she  said. 

A  survey,  commissioned  by 
the  IRS  and  conducted  by 
Yankelovich,  Skelly  and  White 
Inc.,  indicates  that  tax  cheating 
is  a  major  problem.  Of  more 
than  2,000  people  polled  in  in- 
terviews last  year,  20  percent 
said  they  cheated. 
But  those  surveyed  estimated 


that  41  percent  of  all  taxpayers 

cheated. 
Seventy-six  percent  said  it 

was  OK  to  trade  goods  or  ser- 
vices with  friends  and  not 
report  it,  and  40  percent  said  it 
was  all  right  not  to  report  small 
outside  income. 


"■••  if  someone  like 
me  underpays  a  little 
it's  not  a  big  deal." 


Thirty-eight  percent  agreed 
that,  "Since  a  lot  of  rich  peo- 
ple pay  no  taxes  at  all,  if  so- 
meone like  me  underpays  a  lit- 
tle, it's  not  a  big  deal." 

The  survey  did  not  indicate  a 
margin  of  error. 

The  main  reasons  people 
cheat:  "The  tax  system  is  un- 
fair," "They  can  get  away  with 
it,"  "Everyone  else  does  it," 
"To  beat  the  system  or  win 
out."  and  "Don't  like  or  can't 
control  how  their  money  is 
spent." 

To  deal  with  that  last  com- 
plaint, the  scientists  proposed 
that  the  IRS  adopt  a  "check-off 
system"  that  would  allow  tax- 
payers to  designate  a  certain 
percentage  of  their  taxes  for  a 
specific  use,  such  as  education 
or  defense. 

This  would  not  necessarily 
change  the  way  money  is  spent, 
the  scientists  said,  noting  that 
the  amounts  that  could  be 
designated  would  be  limited. 

"But  the  checkoff  scheme 
could  make  taxpayers  feel  bet- 
ter about  paying  their  taxes  by 


giving  them  some  say  about 
where  their  money  is  spent  and 
by  encouraging  the  feeling  that 
their  money  makes  a  dif- 
ference," Ms.  Loftus  said. 

Other  proposals  included  an 
advertising  campaign  in  which 
celebrities  proclaim  the  joys  of 
paying  taxes,  and  an  increase  in 
the  amounts  that  are  withheld. 
Taxpayers  who  are  scheduled  to 
receive  refunds  are  less  likely  to 
cheat  than  those  who  expect  to 
owe  money,  she  said. 


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Hospital  Revenue  Not  Meeting  Cost 

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on  interest  from  hospital  investments  to  shore  up  slim  profits  from 
operating  the  hospital.  Profits  this  year  won't  meet  the  goal  and 
didn  t  the  three  previous  years  Financial  statements  show.  Income 
from  operations  in  1985  is  expected  to  be  $1.9  million,  or  1  6  per- 
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legitimate  mission  in  East  Germany.  The  Soviet  Embassy  said  that 
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As  the  NCAA  tournament 
;onctades  this  weekend,  playoff 
ever  becomes  alive  and  well  in 
rath  the  NBA  and  the  NHL. 
;unny  as  it  seems,  though,  the 
;ey  word  in  each  playoff- 
NCAA,  NBA,  and  NHL-ls 
"repeat."  The  Georgetown 
Hoyas,  Boston  Celtics,  and  Ed- 
monton Oilers  each  have  a 
good  chance  at  attaining  this 
goal  in  each  of  their  respective 

leagues. 

Most  college  basketball  fans 
believe  that  the  Hoyas  will 
repeat,  even  though  they  first 
must  get  through  St.  John's  this 
Saturday.  Most  of  the  fans  also 
know  the  factors  that  make 

Jerry  Russell 


Georgetown  an  awesome  team 
and  what  they  have  to  do  to  win 
their  second  NCAA  tourna- 
ment in  as  many  years.  So  let  s 
not  go  into  that  stuff  anymore. 
Let's  talk  about  the  real 
playoffs  that  are  upon  us. 

First,  the  NBA.  The  Boston 
Celtics-owners  of  1)  the 
Jeague's  best  record;  2)  the 
league's  best  coaching,  game  in 
and  game  out;  3)  a  tradition  of 
winning  teams,  and  lest  we 
forget;  4)  Larry  Bird-seem  to 
be  a  shoo-in  to  be  the  first  team 
in  the  NBA  to  have  back-to- 
back  championships  since  the 
conception  of  Detante. .  .right? 
Don't  be  so  sure.  Although 
teams  such  as  Atlanta,  Seattle, 


and  Chicago  certainly  won  t 
take  the  title  away  from  the 
Celts,  there  are  some  that  are 
waiting  in  the  wings  to  dethrone 
the  defending  champs.  Teams 
like  Milwaukee,  whom  the 
Celtics  only  have  beaten  once 
this  year;  Los  Angeles,  who, 
among  other  things,  wants 
revenge  for  last  year's  cham- 
pioship  loss;  Philadelphia,  who 
would  love  to  ruin  Boston's 
repeat  party  strictly  for  the  sake 
of  the  rivalry;  and  Denver-even 
though  they  still  don't  know 
how  to  play  defense.  Yet,  the 
Nuggetts  would  like  to  get  Dan 
lssel  an  NBA  championship 
ring  as  a  retirement  gift. 
Switching    to    the    NHL, 


Wayne  Gretzky's  Edmonton 
Oilers  are  looking  to  build  their 
own  dynasty  in  much  the  same 
fashion  of  the  New  York 
Islanders  of  late  '79  and  the 
early  80's.  Though  it  seems  as 
though  no  one  can  stop  the 
Oilers  when  Gretzky,  Paul  Cof- 
fey, and  Jari  Kurri  are  on  their 
game,  the  Philadelphia  Flyers, 
and  Washington  Capitals  are 
the  only  serious  contenders  for 
the  Cup  this  year.  Yes,  that 
means  that  the  Islanders  are 
has-beens.  Montreal  and  Buf- 
falo are  good  teams, 
themselves,  but  they  would 
need  to  have  an  extraordinary 
drive  for  the  Cup  to  defeat  Ed- 
monton. Other  teams  like  St 


MONDAY 


South  8  Hubbard  1 
Ernie  Phcirim  scored  four  goals  in 
leading  South  10  an  easy  victory  over 
winless  Hubbard.  Hubbard  who  has 
been  of  little  concern  to  ihc  other  learns 
n  the  league  was  never  in  this  one.  Ted 
Chase  made  it  close  in  the  first  period 
with  Hubbards  only  goal. 

Boyle  5  Negron  5 
Boyle  took  a  3-2  lead  into  the  third 
period  only  to  be  outscored  by  the 
scrappy  Negron  offense  in  the  final 
period.  In  the  third  period.  Negron's  of- 
fense.  led  by  Joe  Chaflin  (2  goals)  and 
Bob  Rodgcrs  (1  goal)  scored  3  goals  to 
come  from  behind.  Chaflin  had  three 
goals  for  the  game  as  did  Dave  Alonso 
of  Boyle's  team.  With  44  seconds  re- 
maining in  the  game  with  the  score  tied 
it  5  Bob  Rodgcrs  went  to  the  penally 
rox  for  slashing  giving  Boyle  a  power 
play  thai  was  eventually  unsuccessful. 

Estrada  6  Durocher  4 

n  Estrada  and  Jerry  Russell  scored 
0  goals  apiece  but  it  was  Jon  Miller 
10  got  the  game  winner  in  this  close 
nlest.  Miller's  goal  midway  in  Ihe 


third  period  put  Eslrada  ahead  lo  stay. 
A  few  minutes  laler  Brian  Nase  added 
an  insurance  goal  for  the  winners.  Bob 
Durocher  and  Bobby  Kendall  had  two 
goals  apiece  for  the  losers. 


Hockey  Standings 


TUESDAY 

Lacra  8  Boyle  5 
Lacra  continued  to  roll  as  they  were  led 
by  Doug  Coppess  and  Brian  Pollen  who 
had  three  goals  apiece.  Boyle  put  up  a 
good  fight  getting  two  goals  from 
Stephen  Pollen. 


Mellert  9  Hubbard  0 

Vito  Monlepcrto  posted  his  first  shutout 
of  the  season  against  a  very  meek  Hub- 
bard team,  Monlepcrto's  toughest  save 
came  on  a  shot  by  the  captain  of  his 
team  Rob  Mellerl.  "1  was  surprised  at 
first,"  says  Vilo.  "I  wasn't  sure  what 
he  was  doing.  11  looked  like  he  would 
shoot-sure  enough  he  did."  It  was  a 
great  save  by  the  otherwise  untested 
Monlepcrto.  Rob  Mellert  led  all  scorers 
with  five  goals  while  John  Montcith  got 
three,  thus  finishing  Hubbard's  season 
winless  at  0-B. 


Team 

Mellert 

Lacra 

Jaecks 

Boyle 

Negron 

South 

Estrada 

Durocher 

Hubbard 


Jaecks  7  South  5 


At  16-00  of  the  third  period  Mike  scored,  with  Sou*  getting  three.  While 
Fulbrigh.  took  a  pass  from  Steve  Jaecks  the  second  period  was  mainly  an  outlet 
and  scored  ihe  winning  goal  as  Jaecks     for  pent  up  emoltons  the  third  period 


downed  South.  Fulbright  scored  a  hat 
trick  while  Jaecks  and  Dave  Forsey  add- 
ed two  apiece  10  round  out  the  scoring. 
The  second  period  was  full  of  hot 
tempered  scoring  as  five  goals  were 


classic  defensive  hockey.  Greg  Hess 
and  Joe  Joiner  made  numerous  spec- 
tacular  saves  while  South  got  great 
defensive  play  out  of  Norman  Roda. 
Jim  South  led  his  learn  with  three  goals. 


Louis,  Chicago,  and  Winnipeg 
simply  don't  have  the  defense 
to  stop  a  club  that  scores  at  will 
like  the  Oilers.  Chalk  another 
one  up  for  loud-mouth  coach 
Glen  Sather. 

It's  highly  likely  that  all  three 
teams  (Boston  Celtics,  Edmon- 
ton Oilers,  and  Georgetown 
Hoyas)  will  accomplish  the  goal 
that  they  set  out  for  at  the 
beginning  of  their  respective 
seasons.  However,  you  can  be 
sure  that  they'll  get  a  serious 
run  for  their  money.  Whatever 
happens,  the  run  for  the  cham- 
pionship in  each  league  will  be 
interesting. 


Individual 
Hockey  Stats 

Player  G»ab 

D.  Coppess  38 

R.  Mellert  31 

B.  Rodgers  28 

J.  Chaffin  25 

R.  Snider  21 

S.  Jaecks  l? 

J.  Monteith  16 

B.  Stephan  12 

D.  Forsey  12 


Player 

Coppess 

Lacra 

Johnson 

Potter 

Rodgers 


Grover  May  poke  checks  the  puck  away  from  David  Alonso  on  Tuesday  night. 


Kent  Boyle,  David  -' 


I  Jay  Dedeker  take  a  breather  t 


How  To  Be  a 
Shenandoah  Man 


Your  Turn 


weinhold  Smith 
\he  following  article  is  satire 
%nd  should   not   be   taken 
\riously.) 

J  Remember  at  the  beginning 
of  the  school  year,  when  you 
would  sit  in  the  cafeteria  or  a 
flassroom  and  think  to 
lourself ,  "I  wonder  where  that 
r  girl  went  to  academy?" 
I  The  following  is  the  first,  of 
[  one  part  series  on  what  it 
i  be  a  "Shenandoah 

ll.  Short  hair.  Very  short, 

jitcher  crew-cut  style. 

|2.  Must  be  short  in  height 

,  five-eight  or  less. 
|3.    Looking    14    is    most 
pirable,  but  not  over  17.  (five 
.  points) 

Hang   around   together 

!  hour  of  the  day. 

|5.  If  you  ask  a  girl  out  on  a 

e,  be  sure  to  bring  along  the 

ig- 

I  6.  Buy  the  latest  fashions, 

pend  a  fortune  on  them,  bring 


them  back  to  your  dorm  room, 
throw  them  on  the  floor  or 
under  the  bed,  and  wake  up  the 
next  day  and  wear  them,, 
wrinkled  of  course. 

7.  Get  a  nick-name  like  Skip 
or  Tippy,  or  perhaps  the 
"Spuds." 

8.  Wear  your  academy  letter- 
mancoat  all  the  time. 

9.  Sit  in  the  cafeteria  with 
other  Shenandoah  alums  and 
be  perfectly  obnoxious. 

10.  Wear  tennis  shoes  and 
501s  everywhere,  even  to 
vespers. 

If  you  have,  say.  .  .eight  to 
ten  of  the  preceding  criteria 
down  to  a  way  of  life,  you  must 
be  a  Shenandoah  grad.  If  not, 
perhaps  you  could  go  back  to 
academy  next  fall.  Plan  now  to 
enroll  because,  like  yourself, 
many  other  "men"  obviously 
went  to  the  wrong  academy 
first  time  through. 


If  you  could  have  someone's  job  on  campus,  whose 
would  be?  And  why? 

?  £  t 


Europe  on  $5.00  a  Day 
and  a  Prayer 


>  John  Dysinger  and  Bob  Folkenberg 


"I  like  what  I'm  doing  now 
very  much.  I  work  in  the 
Spaiding  Library.  I  would  also 
like-  to  work  in  the  Day  Care 
Center  because  I  enjoy 
children,  and  I  believe  their 
learning  experiences  begin  at 
this  very  young  crucial  age. " 
--  Dorothea  Brown 


§ 


"/  want  to  be  'Dear  Lori, '  so 
I  could  find  out  why  later  tots 
cost  six  cents  each. " 

—  Tony  Figueroa 


"I  want  to  be  president,  so  I 
can  travel  around  and  have  a 
big  office." 

--  Kathy  Lee 


I  Because  of  the  number  of 
}udents  who  will  be  traveling 
b  Europe  this  summer,  and  the 
increasing  interest  in  the  Euro- 
m  Study  Tour,  Accent  felt 
t  this  would  be  of  interest  to 
\  number  of  readers. 
It  has  been  said  that  necessi- 
s  the  mother  of  invention, 
ami  after  travelling  for  a  month 
Europe  on   a   bare-bones 
|judget  we  would  have  to  agree. 
Vhen  you  have  a  budget  of  $5 
day,  you  out  of  necessity 
fcome  up  with  some  pretty  in- 
centive ways  to  squeeze  the 
it  of  every  penny!  This, 
[however,  does  not  need  to  take 
jaway  from  the  excitement  that 
i  European  vacation  provides. 
In  fact,  we  found  that  it  adds 
a  sense  of  adventure  to  this  ex- 


citement (as  in:  where  are  we 
going  to  eat?). 

After  a  month  ofthis  cons- 
tant adventure,  we  decided  that 
our  new-found  knowledge 
could  be  of  invaluable 
assistance  to  other  budget- 
conscious  (and  a  little  crazy) 
travelers  like  ourselves.  So  the 
idea  of  Europe  On  $5  A  Day. 
.  .And  A  Prayer  was  born. 
(Please  don't  pass  over  the 
prayer  part  lightly,  it  is  a  very 
important  ingredient  of  this 
type  of  travel). 

Let  us  state  at  the  beginning 
that  this  is  not  your  ordinary 
tourist  guidebook.  This  is  a 
handbook  for  survival  and 
nothing  more  (If  you  do 
anything  more,  you  go  over 

Continued  on  page  8 


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EXPAND  THE  DIMENSIONS  OF  YOUR  HORIZON  BY 
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Public  Health  (M.P.H.)  and  Master  of  Science  in  Public  Health 
(M.S.P.H.)  degrees  with  a  major  in  Environmental  Health. 
A  Baccalaureate  degree  with  a  major  in  a  biological  or 
a  basic  prerequisite. 


physical  : 
For 


nplete  information  write: 

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School  of  Health 
Loma  Linda  University 
Loma  Linda,  California  92350 


&   9 


"/  would  tike  Dr.  Rolfe's  job 
because  he  can  keep  up  with  alt 
the  business  in  the  world." 

--  Renee  Satterfield 


"I  would  like  to  be  a  theology 
teacher  because  I  have  always 
liked  working  with  and  for 
other  people  and,  at  the  same 
time,  present  the  Gospel  to 
students" 

-  Ed  Santana 


"I  want  to  be  girls'  dean.  I 
think  it  would  be  a  very 
challenging  job. " 

-  Skip  Holley 


"I  want  to  be  Dr.  Richert,  so 
r  can  ace  calculus.  " 

--  Lori  Heinsman 


Q 


"I  like  what  I'm  doing  now. 
I'm  a  backup  operator  in  the 
Computer  Center. " 

-  James  Clark 


) 


classijieds 

THE  BEST  OF  BRITAIN 
TOUR.  Travel  through 
England,  Scotland,  Wales,  Ju- 
ly 9-30,  1985.  Three  hours  of 
credit  (six  hours  with  extension 
to  August  5).  Credit  may  be 
history  or  humanities  (General 
Education  Areas  C-l  and  D-3). 
Satisfies  European  history  re- 
quirement. Price: 
S2,10O-$2,30O.  Contact  Dr. 
William  Wohlers,  Department 
of  History,  Phone  238-2528  or 
396-3220. 

ATTENTION  FOOD 

BINGERS:  For  some  time  now 
you  have  been  locked  into  a  cy- 
cle of  gorging  food  and  then 
purging  either  by  forced 
vomiting,  laxitives,  diuretics,  or 
continual  dieting  and  fasting. 
You  often  feel  unable  to  break 
this  cycle.  A  group  is  now  be- 
ing started  for  persons  struggl- 
ing with  this  behavior  pattern. 
If  you  are  interested  in  joining 
us,  please  call  one  of  these 
numbers:  396-2093  or 
396-2136.  Ask  for  Laura. 

Need  ride  to  Texas.  No  lug- 
gage. Anytime  from  April 
14-May  4.  Phone  for  Murlita 
Grindley.  Home  236-4517  or 
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Need  papers  typed?  Just  call 
Julie  at  238-2267  for  excellent 
quality  paper's  at  a  reasonable 

FALL  CREEK  FALLS 
RETREAT.  You  are  invited  to 
be  a  part  of  the  Second  Annual 
Spring  Business  Retreat  to  Fall 
Creek  Falls,  April  19-21. 
Thomas  M.  Zapara,  a  featured 
Anderson  Lecture  Series 
speaker,  and  Ed  Wright,  the 
new  Collegedale  pastor,  will  be 
spending  the  weekend  with  us. 
Business  majors  and  non- 
business majors  are  both  in- 
vited to  come  and  enjoy  this 
weekend.  Mark  you  calendar 
NOW! 


The  deadline  for  entering  the 
Southern  College  writing  con- 
test is  drawing  near.  April  5  is 
the  final  date  to  turn  in  those 
masterpieces  you  worked  so 
hard  on.  There  are  two 
categories  that  will  be  judged: 
library  research  papers  and 
critical-analytical  papers  (which 
can  include  a  wide  variety  of 
writings).  There  will  be  three 
prizes  in  each  category  carrying 
cash  values  of  $75-$50-$25. 
Winners  honored  at  Awards 
Chapel. 

Typesetter  for  Sale.  Older 
Model  Compugraphic  photo 
typesetter.  Suitable  for 
Newsletter/school  paper 
Developer  included.  Contact 
Brent  Van  Arsdell. 
615-238-3027. 

Geology  Professor  Visits  S.C. 
Mike  Rasmussen  will  be 
presenting  a  seminar  on  "The 
Geology  of  the  Appalachian 
Mountains  of  Pennsylvania" 
on  Thursday,  March  28  at 
J  2:00  noon  in  the  east  end  of 
the  cafeteria.  Mr.  Rassmussen 
teaches  in  the  geology  dept.  of 
Loma  Linda  University, 
LaSierra  Campus.  Any 
students  who  may  be  interested 
in  graduate  studies  in  geology 
may  set  up  an  appointment 
through  the  counseling  office. 

The  Japan  Center  of  Tennessee 
will  sponsor  a  Kabuki  Dance- 
Lecture  performance  by  Pro- 
fessor Kimilo  Gunji  of  the 
School  of  Art  and  Design  at  the 
University  of  Illinois  at  Cham- 
paign. Rhodes  College  will  host 
this  program  on  Wednesday, 
April  17,  1985  at  7:30  p.m.  in 
the  McCoy  Theatre. 


The  drinking  fountain  by  the 
tennis  courts  was  a  project  of 
your  local  Student  Association 
jointly  financed  by  SA,  city  of 
Collegedale,  college  administra- 
tion,  and  CABL,  for  the  benefit 
of  all.  Unfortunately  benefit  is 
not  obtainable.  If  you  took  the 
handle  that  makes  it  go  or  find 
it  lying  around— please  put  it 
back.  Thanks. 


Thank  you  to  the  person  who 
returned  an  envelope  to  Teresa 
Barton.  Your  honesty  was 
greatly  appreciated. 


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CHAPEL  CREDIT.  A 
16-projector  MULTI-MEDIA 
presentation  will  be  shown  at 
Cleveland  Life  Care  Center  on 
March  28.  There  will  be 
refreshments  served,  also.  All 
business  majors  are  urged  to  at- 
tend. A  bus  will  be  leaving  from 
in  front  of  the  music  building 
at  II  a.m. 

Need  a  paper  typed  now?  Up  to 
20  pages  guaranteed  overnight, 
error-free,  $1 .00  per  page.  Call 
238-321 1  and  ask  for  Kathryn. 


FAMILY  VIOLENCE:  Issues 
and  Treatments.  June  6th  and 
7th.  Chattanooga  Hamilton 
County  Convention  And  Trade 
Center.  FEATURING:  Ellen 
Pence.  Director,  Domestic 
Abuse  Intervention  Project, 
Duluth,  Minn,  and  Susan 
Schechter,  author  of  Women 
and  Mate  Violence. 


Faculty,  staff  and  students  are 
invited  to  a  free  lecture- 
demonstration  on  Color 
Analysis  on  Thursday,  March 
28,  11  a.m.  in  S.H.  105.  The 
lecture  will  be  followed  by  a 
seminar  on  wardrobe  planning, 
closet  organization,  hair  and 
face  analysis,  complete  in- 
dividual color  analysis  with  col- 
or swatches,  etc.,  commencing 
April  2  and  4  at  7  p.m.  Sign  up 
and  pay  the  fee  of  $45.00  for 
the  seminar  series,  at  the  time 
of  the  free  lecture  on  Thursday. 

PERSONAL 


To  all  those  concerned  (and  to 
those  who  aren't):  Mark 
Eglinas  asked  me  to  inform  you 
that-contrary  to  popular 
belief-he  is  in  no  way  related  to 
the  person  with  the  initials 
M.E.  who  was  mentioned  in 
last  week's  Southern  Accent. 
He  would  like  to  point  out  that 
he  is  from  Winter  Haven, 
Florida,  not  "Winny  Haven." 
He  adds  that  his  neck  has  final- 
ly quit  peeling. 

Michael  Palsgrove 


Europe. . . 


your  $5  budget).  Hotels  and 
restaurants  are  in  the  same 
category  as  watch  stores  in 
Switzerland  and  clothes  stores 
in  Rome--to  be  appreciated 
from  the  outside  only.  As  far  as 


,  tour  books,  and 
museum  admissions  are  con- 
cerned, don't  even  concern 
yourself-they're  out  of  the 
question.  Food  and  lodging  are 
the  only  things  that  you  think 
about  on  $5  a  day. 

Because  we  only  have  two 
areas  to  deal  with,  and  because 
we  know  that  you  don't  want  to 
carry  a  thick  guidebook  all  over 
Europe  (and  because  we  both 
have  Acts  &  Epistles  to  do)  our 
advice  will  be  short,  sweet  and 
to  the  point. 

What  to  take: 

Basically,  as  little  as  possible, 
but  for  some  specifics: 
-•Backpack 
-Sleeping  bag  (warm) 
-Plastic   ground    cloth    (you 
don't  always  know  what  you're 
sleeping  on) 

-One  change  of  clothes  (to 
wear  while  others  are  being 
aired  out) 
-Tent 


-Camera  and  diary 
-Essential  toiletries 

What  not  to  take: 

Basically,  everything  thai' 
not  on  the  "What  to  take" 
but  for  some  specifics: 
—Hair  dryer 

-Non-essential  tioletries  (co| 
ogne,    mascara,    condition, 
eye-lash  curlers,  etc.) 
-Pillow 

-Europe  on  $20  A  Day 
-Hotel,  reference  book 
-Any   memories   of  Mom's 
home  cooking! 

Now  that  you're  packed,  „t 
recommend  that  you  get  0M 
last  good  night's  sleep  and  then 
gorge  yourself!  When  you  have 
done  that,  you're  finally  ready 
to  experience  (and  endure) 
Europe  on  $5  a  Day.  . 
Prayer. 

7o  be  continued.  . 
This  article  was  reprinted  by 
permission     from     Prism, 
January  1984. 


YQJZ  CAN  SAVE  YOUR 
%X*  COUNTRY... 


Federal  delicit  spending  endangers 
your  Mure.  Right  now.  the  federal 
government  is  spending  S4  lor 
every  S3  it  takes  in.  It  doesn't  take 
an  economist  to  figure  out  that 
when  you  spend  more  than  you 
make,  you're  in  trouble. 

And  tederal  delicit  spending  is 
getting  all  ol  us  into  trouble.  Starling 
a  career  is  tough  enough  without 
having  to  struggle  with  a  wounded 
economy  II  the  delicit  catches  up 
with  us.  inllation,  tailing  industries 
and  job  shortages  could  be  the 
results. 

It's  important  that  our  decision 
makers  know  how  you  (eel  about 
the  delicit  —  to  get  Ihem  to  act 
now.  You  can  let  them  know  by 
entering  the  "You  Can  Save  Your 
Country  National  Essay  Contest 
We'll  make  sure  that  the  President 


...AND  WIN  A 

$10,000 

SCHOLARSHIP! 


and  Congress  receive  a  copy  ol 
your  essay.  PLUS,  you  can  win  a 
S10.000  scholarship,  or  one  ot  three 
S2.500  scholarships. 

Contact  your  Student  Government 
Office  for  contest  details,  or  write  to: 
National  Essay  Contest.  Institute  ol 
Financial  Education.  1 1 1  East 
Wacker  Drive.  Chicago.  IL  60601. 

But  hurry!  Entries  must  be  received 
by  April  29,  1965. 


6 


Foresight 


Friday 
Saturday 


March  29 
March  30 


Tuesday  April  2 

Wednesday       April  3 
Thursday  April  4 


8:00  p.m.:  Vespers. (Destiny) 
Church:  Special  Music  Program 
No  Program  Planned    - 
11:05  a.m.:  Chapel 
7:00  p.m.:  Midweek  Service 
10:30  a.m.:  Chapel 


he 

ennessee  Twang 


blume    7,  Number  1 


April  1,  1985 


fiouthern  College  Revises  Freshmen  Regulations  for  1985-86  Year 


G 


s  has  been  released  from 
[e  offices  of  the  Head  Deans 
'  Thatcher  and  Talge  Halls 
Jiat  starting  in  the  Fall  of  the 
P85-86  school  year  new  rules 
r  incoming  freshmen  will  go 
:o  effect.  The  policy  is  an  ef- 
fort to  help  students  make  the 
transition    to    adult   life   as 
|mooth  as  possible.  Dean  of 
i  Reed  Christman  believes 
that  the  rules  are  fair. 
"I  know  that  at  first  ap- 
s  they  (the  rules)  loo? 
ridiculous.  .  .fair  is  a  better 
.but   in    the    past, 
■eshmen  have  not  always  had 
e  smoothest  of  transitions  for 
taking  their  own  decisions," 
lys  Christman. 
I  Dean  of  Women  Millie  Ru- 
l  agrees.  "The  rules  may  be 


tough,  but  we  felt  that  we  had 
to  take  the  initiative  in  helping 
freshmen  cope  with  a  new 
situation." 

When  countered  with  the 
argument  that  not  all  of  the 
freshmen  need  help  with  mak- 
ing the  transition  to  adult  life, 
Christman  said,  "Yes,  that's 
true,  but  those  that  don't  need 
the  help  will  have  to  accept  the 
new  policy.  It's  just  like  Sab- 
bath School  check.  Not  all  of 
the  students  need  to  be  check- 
ed on,  but  the  dorms  do  it 
because  if  we  didn't,  more  and 
more  students  would  stop  going 
to  church." 

As  of  now  the  new  policy 
runs  as  follows:  "All  Freshmen 
are  obligated  to  obey  these 
regulations  as  well  as  those  of 


the  college,  and  any  attempt  to 
violate  them  will  be  dealt  with 
severely." 
The  new  rules  are  as  follows: 

1 .  Freshmen  are  required  to 
wear  name  tags  on  themselves 
between  the  hours  of  7:00  am 
on  Mondays  and  4:00  pm  on 
Fridays.  These  shall  be  worn  to 
all  special  weekend  activities  of 
the  college. 

2.  Freshmen  are  required  to 
speak  to  all  persons  they  see  on 
campus  with  a  polite  "Hello." 

a.  All  Freshmen  shall  be 
courteous  at  all  times  to 
members  of  the  upper  class  and 
faculty. 

3.  All  Freshmen  must  exit 
and  enter  the  campus  by  way  of 
Apison  Pike  only.  They  are  not 
to  use  Camp  Road  or  Tallant 


Road  for  these  purposes. 

4.  Freshmen  shall  enter  the 
Administration  Building, 
Wright  Hall,  and  the  residence 
halls,  Talge  and  Thatcher  Halls 
through  the  front  doors  only. 

5._Freshmen  are  urged  to  at- 
tend all  chapels,  Wednesday 
night  services.  Vespers,  and 
Sabbath  School  and  Church 
meetings.  Specified  seating 
areas  for  Freshmen  will  be 
marked. 

6.  Freshmen  will  be  required 
to  recite  verbatim  upon  request 
at  any  time  the  following: 

a.  Alma  mater 

b.  The  year  Southern  College 
was  founded 

c.  The  name  of  the  President 
of  the  college 

d.  The  names  of  the  officers 


of  the  Student  association 

e.  The  names  of  the  Dean  of 
Men,  Dean  of  Women, 
Academic  Dean  and  the  name 
of  your  Academic  Advisor. 

7.  Freshmen  cannot  wear  any 
article  of  clothing  or  any  in- 
signia that  pertains  to  any 
school  other  than  Southern. 

8.  Freshmen  shall  be  clean 
shaven  and  have  neat  collegiate 
haircuts  at  all  times. 

9.  Freshmen  shall  know  the 
names  and  locations  of  all 
buildings  on  campus. 

10.  If  any  of  these  rules  are 
broken,  the  violator  will  appear 
before  the  newly-formed  Stu- 
dent Court  of  Southern  Col- 
lege, upon  request  of  the  Court, 
at  a  time  set  for  hearing  of  said 
violator. 


Collegedale  Police  Beat 


"Chainsaw"  Clower 


J.T.  Shim,  Student  Associa- 
President  for  Southern 
College,  was  picked  up  last 
light  roaming  in  his  underwear 
the  Talge  Hall  parking  lot. 
Cramer,  the  arresting  of- 
;r,  said  that  Shim  looked  as 
|hough  he  were  in  a  daze.  "He 
nust  have  been  through  some 
|raumatic  experience,"  said 
-ramer,  "because  he  reverted 
Jo  speaking  his  native  language, 
-hinese,  and  wouldn't  speak 
nything  else."  Shim  was  taken 
fto  Moccasin  Bend  Psychiatric 
■Hospital  for  observation. 

I  After  an  all-night  search  for 
Ihree  missing  Thatcher 
residents,  Collegedale  police 
jfound  the  women  sleeping  in 
lone  of  the  unused  rooms  in 
[Talge  Hall.  The  girls  who  ask- 
|ed  to  be  left  unidentified,  said 
hhat  they  only  wanted  to  ex- 
perience what  it  was  like  to 
_Jsleep  with  hundreds  of  men  sur- 

I rounding  them.  No  charges 
j*ere  pressed. 
I  The  Collegedale  Police 
— department  posted  its  annual 
Bist  of  mug  shots  yesterday.  The 
police  believe  that  the  act  is  a 
[deterrent   to   crime.    "People 

posed  to  the  public,"  said  Of- 
I  ficet  Pitts.  Some  of  the  surpris- 
ing faces  were  Reed  Christman, 
Dean  of  Men,  for  shoplifting; 


President  John  Wagner,  for 
twenty  unpaid  moving  violation 
tickets;  and  Mike  Palsgrove, 
SA  Vice-President,  for  peeping 
into  Thatcher  Hall  windows 
after  hours. 

After  a  dozen  consecutive 
false  alarms,  the  Collegedale 
Volunteer  Fire  Department 
failed  to  report  to  an  actual  fire 
on  Tallant  Road  yesterday. 
Although  no  was  killed,  all  of 
the  Anderson's  possessions 
were  lost  in  the  blaze.  The  fami- 
ly is  leaning  towards  suing  the 
city  of  Collegedale. 


Police  reported  to  a  call-in  at 
Wright  Hall  yesterday  where 
women  of  Thatcher  Hall,  pro- 
testing the  new  rule  for  Talge 
Hall  residents  which  allows 
them  to  come  in  at  any  hour  of- 
the  evening,  began  to  throw 
rocks  at  the  windows  of  the  ad- 
ministration building  and  to 
strip  off  their  clothes.  Lynnette 
Jones,  arrested  for  indecent  ex- 
posure, said  that  if  the  rule  isn't 
changed,  the  girls  will  do  it 
again. 


"I  do  it  for  fun,"  says  Clower. 
What  he  is  referring  to  is  the 
"art"  of  severing  animals  limbs 
with  a  chainsaw.  Clower  has 
been  doing  this  type  of  work 
for  nearly  18  years.  "When  I 
was  just  a  young  boy,"  Clower 
reminisces,  "I  used  to  lie  in  the 
grass  and  watch  my  dad  cut 
down  trees  with  a  chainsaw.  I 
started  daydreaming  and  found 
myself  thinking  how  much  fun 
it  would  be  if  that  tree  was,  say, 
a  giraffe's  neck  instead.  It 
wasn't  until  years  later  that  my 
dream  became  a  reality." 

This  somewhat  sadistic  at- 
traction dates  back  to  the  year 
500  B.C.  when  the  Romans 
began  chopping  off  animals 
heads  with  axes  in  their 
stadiums.  Clower, like  the 
Romans,  draws  large  au- 
diences, and  many  animal  ac- 
tivist groups  have  had  Clower 
fined.  "What  would  you  do  if 
you  got  $100,000  a  show  and 
had  to  pay  only  $5,000  of  that 
in  fines?  Well,  I  plan  to  keep 
my  show  on  the  road." 

In  the  picture  to  the  right, 
Clower  is  shown  just  minutes 
before  he  starts  up  his  chainsaw 
and  runs  it  through  the  dog's 
neck.  "I  like  what  I'm  doing," 
says  Clower,  "and  that's  what's 
important." 

Clower  has  already  made 


court,  Phil  Donahue  and  Julia 
Child's  cooking  class.  He  is 
booked  up  months  in  advance, 
but  thanks  to  the  ingenious 
planning  and  connections 


tional  appearances  at  the  White    Dean  Schlisner  he  will  be  com- 
House,    Queen    Elizabeth's    ing  to  Collegedale  tonight.  "It 


really  ought  to  perk  up  atten- 
dance for  the  artist  adventure 
series,"  states  Schlisner.  "John 
and  I  are  really  looking  forward 
to  this." 

Tickets  are  $50  for  communi- 
ty. Students  free  with  I.D. 


K.R.'s  Place  Condemned 


,,  „  „,  ...  ngisanannual  production  put  out  by  the  Hamilton County 
ES3£i  SLw  b  -«.,  absurd  and  reHects  .be  persona,  c harac  er 
attributes  of  the  stall.  An,  resemblance  to  any  person  b  intended.  Wc  to  not 
chanted  the  name  to  protect  the  innocent.  An,  letters  to  the  editor  should  be 
,  db«5,   =  President  Reagan  „ith  ,  carbon  cop,  to  Waller  Mondale. 


K.R.'s  Place  was  officially 
closed  down  today  by  the  Ten- 
nessee Department  of  Health 
and  declared  condemned. 

K.R.'s,  the  Student  Associa- 
tion's answer  to  fast-food,  was 
condemned  for  selling  rat- 
marine  sandwiches  disguised  as 
Strombotis. 

Upon  further  investigation,  a 
Health  Dept.  official  was 
quoted  as  saying,  "For  only  be- 
ing open  five  hours,  this  place 
is  a  pigpen,  and  if  I  were  to 
bring  a  fan  in  here  and  turn  it 
on,  the  debris  would  fly  across 

the  floor.  No  wonder  rats  like 

it  here.  With  nineteen  hours  in 

which  to  clean,  I  can't  unders- 
tand the  filth  problem." 
K.R.'s  (which  really  stands 

for  Killer  Rats)  got  its  name  as 

a  result  of  the  dirty  conditions. 

With  so  much  food  on  the 

tables  and  floor,  the  rats  grow 

up  to  four  feet  tall. 
Southern   College   student, 

Ron  Aguilera,  responded  to  the 

closing.  "Well,  it's  about  time! 

If  they  hadn't  come  now,  I  was 

going  to  write  the  General  Con-  K.R.'s  Place  is  closed 

ference  about  it."  eating  there  a  long  time  ago.  »  • 

Another  student,  Stephanie  was  in  there  late  one  Saturday    defimtely.    Lmda   Davis,  th 

Pollett,  also  was  happy  about  evening  when  a  rat  nibbled  at    supervisor,  was  r 

the  closing.  "Yea,  1  stopped  my  sneak'  s."  tor  comment. 

r  r  r  r  r  r  r  r  r  r 


i 


Southern  College  Develops  Pop/Rock  Band 


The  Office  of  Development 
and  Public  Relations  announc- 
ed plans  today  for  its  most 
unusual  PR  gimmick  to  date. 
President  Wagner  has  asked 
several  of  the  secret  musicians 
among  the  faculty  to  join  with 
him  in  forming  a  pop/rock 
band  called  "Johnny  and  the 
Recruiters."  The  band  is  plan- 
ning to  tour  the  Southern 
Union,  with  stops  at  all  the  ma- 
jor academies,  to  boost  the  stu- 
dent enrollment. 

"It's  a  sure  thing!"  exclaim- 
ed Vinita  Sauder,  Director  of 


P.R.  at  Southern.  "See,  all  the 
good  groups  have  lead  singers 
with  a  gimmick-Ozzy  has  his 
headless  bats,  Mick  has  his  lip 
steroids,  and  John,  well,  we've 
probably  got  the  only  rock 
band  in  the  world  where  the 
lead  singer  is  a  bass!" 

"When  Vinita  first  ap- 
proached me  with  the  idea,  I 
wasn't  too  excited,"  admits 
Wagner.  "But  after  a  few  prac- 
tice sessions,  I'm  beginning  to 
see  the  major  benefits  a  pro- 
gram like  this  can  have." 

"That's    right,"    agreed 


keyboards  player  E.O.  Grund- 
set.  "And  the  tour  also  pro- 
vides an  excellent  opportunity 
for  ornithological  discoveries." 
Not  all  the  members  of  the 
group  feel  so  positive  about  the 
group's  influence.  Drummer 
Francis  Andrews,  admits  she 
joined  only  under  great 
pressure,  and  is  often  heard  at 
rehearsals  mumbling,  "This  is 
really  silly."  Ed  "Boom- 
Boom"  Lamb,  the  band  bass 
player,  is  more  concerned  with 
the  time  element  involved  with 
touring.  "1  have  a  wife  to  think 


about,  you  know!"  he  said. 

Although  some  members 
complain,  the  group  still  con- 
tinues to  rehearse.  Lead 
guitarist  Evelyn  Moore  and 
back-up  singer  Jan  Haluska 
have  even  written  several 
original  songs  for  the  group,  in- 
cluding "Everything's  FineS  in 
the  Cafeteria"  and  "C'mon,  Be 
a  British-Lit  Baby."  Along  with 
these,  the  band  also  plays 
modified  Top  40  hits  dealing 
with  everything  from  studies 
("All  Night  Long")  to  finances 
(Think  of  Laurel")  to  gradua- 


tion ("Against  All  Odds"). 

"I  think  we  have  a  g<x 
thing  going,"  said  the  band' 
other  guitarist,  Cecil  Rolfe.  " 
can't  wait  to  do  the  album," 
added,  referring  to  the  group' 
first  album,  tentatively  titled, 
"MeandMyGSL,"dueoutin  | 
early  1986. 

When    asked   whether  he  j 
thought  of  himself  as 
Wagner    expressed   the  sen- 
timents with  this  statement. 

"This  is  a  serious  business  i 
venture,"  he  said.  "It's  not  a 
freak  show;  we're  serious. 


3 


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COLLEGEDALE  UNDERGROUND  INFILTRATED 


Herman  Fights  Back! 


Ihap  Lin  (Socialist  Press) 
Collegedale,  TN:  A  bizzare 

ihain  of  events  has  led  the 
socialist  Press  to  discover  some 

tartling  facts  about  the  usual- 
ly sublime  and  slow-paced  city 
of  Collegedale.  Many  of  this 
town's  influential  and  thought- 
be  peaceful  citizens  have 
been  indicted  on  many  different 
counts. 

The  underground  conspiracy 
all  began  to  come  into  focus 
just  last  week,  but  not  to  Jim 
Herman,  who  moved  to  Col- 
legedale a  number  of  years  ago 
to  assume  the  supposed  role  of 

:ollege  chaplain.  To  him  the 
conspiracy  was  what  he  came  to 
fight.  "I  knew  there  was 
something  fishy  going  on  in 
Collegedale,"  he  says.  "No 
way  could  a  business  like  the 
Campus  Kitchen  serve  the  food 
they  do  and  stay  afloat  without 
some  outside  funds  being  tun- 
neled in  that  direction." 

Herman's  inclinations  were 
exactly  right.  A  massive 
underground  has  been  func- 
tioning right  out  of  Col- 
legedale. In  fact,  many  of 
Southern's  teachers  are  part  of 
the  organization  along  with  the 
present  and  the  former  SA 
presidents.  The  retrrenchment 
last  year  was  due  in  part  to  rid- 
ding teachers  not  involved  in 
the  scandal  and  making  room 
for  "members." 


The  main  purpose  of  the 
underground  is  still  unclear, 
and  many  of  its  own  members 
"don't  know  who  we  are 
fighting."  It  is  true  that  no  one 
person  has  admitted  to  know- 
ing anything  about  the 
underground  (even  members), 
but  Jim  Herman  "knows  a  bad 
apple  when  I  see  it."  There  is 
one  person  who  admitted  to 
having  dealings  in  the 
underground.  We  spoke  to 
Jook  Ting  Shim  (alias  JT)  in  his 
maximum  security  cell  at  the 
Collegedale  police  department. 

"I  was  to  try  and 
take  over  the 
Ooltewah  Telephone 
Company." 


"My  work  was  simple,"  says 
Shim.  "I  was  to  try  and 
takeover  the  Ooltewah 
Telephone  Company.  Perhaps 
taking  Senators  there  last  year 
for  a  tour  was  being  too  bold." 
Shim  says  he  doesn't  regret 
what  he  did  and  openly  admit- 
ted that  he  was  going  to  make 
a  break  for  it  as  soon  as  he 
could.  We  asked  him  what  he 
would  do  if  he  escaped.  "Head 
for  China,"  was  his  reply.  "I 
have  family  there." 


Telephone  magnate  J.T.  Shim  poses  with  his  female  entourage  in  a  picture  smug- 
E'ed  from  his  personal  photo  album. 


Glen  McElroy  was  another 
member  indicted.  His  dealings 
in  the  underground  include 
remodeling  the  CK.  It  is  sup- 
posed that  this  was  his  biggest 
error,  for  it  caused  Herman  to 
question  where  the  money  for 
that  effort  came  from. 

Perhaps  the  biggest 
breakthrough  in  the  effort  of 
Herman  to  expose  the  workings 
of  the  underground  came  with 
the  increasing  interest  in  the 
"endowment  fund"  to  "help 
students  attend  college  here." 
William  Taylor  (alias  Big  Billy) 
says  that  "Herman  is  reading 
things  into  the  picture  that 
aren't  even  there.  We  aren't 
running  a  scam  here." 
However  convincing  Taylor's 
arguments  may  sound,  Herman 
is  positive  that  Bill  is  the  Direc- 
tor   of    Finance    for    the 


"I  received  a  letter 
thanking  me  for  my 
five  dollar 

contribution." 

"Just  the  other  day,"  says 
Herman  emphatically,  "I 
received  a  letter  thanking  me 
for  my  $5  dollar  contribution 
from  the  Senior  class.  I'm  not 
even  a  student.  They  told  me 
they  would  be  crediting  my 
statement."  This  tipped  off 
Herman  that  someone  was  try- 
ing to  make  a  buck.  William 
Taylor  was  the  only  logical 
choice. 


The  pieces  of  the  conspiracy 
are  still  trying  to  be  put 
together.  Herman  still  says, 
"I'm  very  confused.  These  peo- 
ple (the  members  of  the 
underground)  swear  that  they 
don't  know  what  I'm  talking 
about  and  sound  so  sincere." 
But  Herman  won't  let  that  stop 
him.  He's  determined  to-put  the 
offenders  away.  As  of  now,  13 
faculty  and  28  students  have 
been  indicted  along  with  6  Col- 


legedale residents.  More  arrests 
are  bound  to  be  made  within 
the  next  few  weeks. 

The  Socialist  Press  asked 
Herman  what  he  would  do 
when  he  finishes  his  work  here 
in  Collegedale.  "I've  been 
thinking  about  that,"  says  Her- 
man, "and  I  think  from  the  ex- 
perience I've  learned  from  this 
chaplain  cover-up,  I'll  just  stay 
on  as  the  real  chaplain." 


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Cutbacks  in  Intramural  Budget  Produces  New  Sports 


Because  of  the  new  budget 
for  the  upcoming  school  year, 
the  Coach  has  announced  five 
new  sports.  Apparently,  the 
lack  of  available  money  has 
forced  the  softball  field's 
lighting  to  be  shut  down  for  at 
least  two  more  school  years. 
Also  affected  by  the  new 
budget  are  flag-football,  floor 
hockey  and  co-ed  volleyball. 
Intramural  Basketball  and  the 
Rees  Series  will  be  limited  to  the 
outside  courts  in  the  rear  park- 
ing lot  of  the  gym  and  will  still 
be  held  during  the  months  of 
January  and  February.  The 
games  will  be  played  from  side 
to  side  with  more  than  one 
game  happening  at  once. 

One  of  the  new  sports  an- 
nounced by  the  Coach  is  Pent- 
house Magazine  Reading. 
"During  the  season,  fellas  will 
be  given  'back  issues'  of  Pent- 
house magazines  found  in 
Brent  Van  ArsdelPs  room  and 
will  be  asked  to  do  a  full  report 
on  what  they  saw,"  the  Coach 
said.  "This  sport  will  keep  the 
heart   beating   at  a   relatively 


upbeat  pace  and  therefore  will 
strengthen  heart  muscles  a  great 
deal."  For  the  ladies,  a 
magazine  has  not  been  chosen 
as  of  yet  and  the  Coach  is  open 
for  suggestions. 

Challenge  Nose  Picking  is 
also  on  the  schedule  for  next 
school  year.  "Some  of  the  best 
booger  diggers  in  SMC  history 
are  attending  the  school  right 
now  so  I  thought  this  would  be 
a  great  sport  not  only  for  the 
participants,  but  for  the  spec- 
tators as  well."  Singles  and 
Doubles  will  form  the  All  Night 
Booger  Flicking  Tournament  to 
be  held  in  the  student  center 
sometime  in  October. 
"Students  will  be  given  points 
for  getting  rid  of  the  boogers  as 
inconspicuously  as  possible. 
Flagrant  violators  will  be  sub- 
ject to  arrest,"  the  Coach 
added. 

Ice  Tennis  is  a  promising 
sport  which  has  been  seen  many 
times  on  ESPN.  SC  will  begin 
this  sport  in  January.  "Since 
there  are  a  lot  of  fools  who  go 
out  and  play  tennis  when  it's  40 


degrees-and  in  shorts  at  that- 
a  little  ice  on  the  court  won't 
stop  'em,"  the  Coach  told,  the 
Tennessee  Twang.  "And  yes, 
skates  will  be  available  at  the 
campus  shop.  They  might  cost 
you  an  arm  and  an  eyeball  but 
most  of  the  fools  don't  care 
anyway." 

One  sport  that  the  whole  stu- 
dent body  will  be  sure  to  look 
forward  to  is  Ladies  Topless 


Boxing.  ^'We  had  to  get  a  sport 
for  the  women  which  set  them 
apart  from  the  men,  you  know, 
a  little  uniqueness,"  the  Coach 
said  wide-eyed.  "I  think  with 
the  success  of  the  Broads  who 
Rumble  And  Wreck  League 
(BRAWL)  last  year,  LTB  will 
be  a  booming  success,"  he  said. 
"They'll  be  wearing  designer 
shorts  and  designer  shoes  so 
there  will  be  no  problem  getting 


sign-ups  for  this  sport."  The 
Tennessee  Twang  had 
photograph  of  models  showing 
off  the  new  uniforms  but  they 
somehow  got  messed  up  in  the 
developing  process.  The  sports 
department  of  the  Tennessee 
Twang  regrets  this. 

Another  sport  waiting 
wings  is  Car  Racing  which  will 
tentatively   get   underway 
soon  as  the  next  school  year 
begins.  Apison  Pike  will  be  the 
drag  strip  and  Four  Corners 
will  be  the  finish  line.  Both 
lanes  will  be  used  even  though 
regular  traffic  will  not  be  inter- 
rupted. "That  will  add 
excitement!"   the  Coach  JJ 
claims.  "Just  think  what 
of  wild  finish  line  we'll 
because  all  stop  signs  must  he 
obeyed.  The  fastest  car  with  the 
best  brakes  will  win  every 
I  surely  do  hope  the  administra- 
tion approves  of  it  in  time  so 
can  put  it  on  the  calendar," 
Coach  said. 

The  Intramural  seasons 
never  be  the  same. 


Southern  Accent 


flume  40,  Number  21 


Editorial 
3       C.A.R.E.  Cares 

The  title  sounds  like  a  cheap  cliche  but  it  denotes  with  sin- 
cerity the  role  that  Collegiate  Adventists  Reaching  Everyone 
has  come  to  assume. 

The  organization  previously  known  as  Campus  Ministries 
was  fulfilling  its  role  in  years  past,  but  the  student  interest  was 
not  rising  to  what  the  group  thought  was  its  full  potential.  It 
seemed  to  be  drawing  the  same  crowd  for  certain  activities  every 
week.  The  need  for  a  broader  program,  one  that  would  en- 
•  compass  a  larger  sector  of  the  college  and  make  activities  varied 
so  as  to  meet  more  needs,  was  felt  by  the  Campus  Ministries. 
This  year  under  the  leadership  of  Dale  Tunnell,  and  the 
guidance  of  Jim  Herman,  college  chaplain,  the  Campus 
Ministries  began  its  year  with  an  immediate  change.  C.A.R.E. 
became  the  new  organization,  with  the  purpose  of  reaching  the 
students  through  their  ministry,  and  also  by  allowing  students 
to  witness  to  others  in  the  community. 

This  turn  around  proved  to  be  a  successful  one.  From  the 
start  of  this  year  a  well-organized  program  schedule  followed 
by  good  turnouts  by  the  students  showed  that  the  planning  had 
payed  off.  Dale  Tunnell  is  to  be  congratulaated  on  his  fine  per- 
formance during  this  year.  He  has  advanced  his  goals  and  has 
certainly  given  the  old  Campus  Ministries  a  new  look. 

There  are  others,  besides  C.A.R.E.,  that  have  worked  to 
bring  their  clubs,  organizations,  and  businesses  up  to  par.  Much 
is  to  be  said  about  this  type  of  individual.  Many  of  us  have 
the  potential  of  planning  great  programs  and  plotting  great 
strategies,  but  a  lot  of  initiative  and  motivation  is  needed  to 
turn  those  plans  into  reality.  It  would  be  far  better  if  we  would 
make  fewer  plans,  yet  carry  those  out. 

C.A.R.E.  has  given  us  an  example  of  organization  and  plan- 
ning this  year.  Let  us  begin  to  set  our  goals  for  next  year,  make 
them  realistic,  and  then  turn  those  goals  into  success. 


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Letters. 


MOWER  GOES  BERZERK 

Dear  Editor, 

Perhaps  I'm  overreacting, 
but  I  tend  to  be  a  trifle  sensitive 
when  it  comes  to  delicate  mat- 
ters like  my  immediate  survival. 
Allow  me  to  relate  an  incident. 

I  was  walking  down  the 
sidewalk,  innocently  enough,  I 
suppose,  watching  a  dedicated 
grounds  worker  mowing  the 
lush  carpet  of  vegetation,  when 
suddenly,  the  frantically  spin- 
ning blades  picked  up  a  small, 
unidentifiable  object  (it  could 
well  have  been  a  biscuit  from 
the  cafe...)  and  hurled  it 
ruthlessly  in  my  direction. 
Before  I  could  react,  the  object 
sprung  up  and  took  a  sizeable 
chunk  out  of  my  shin,  with  all 
the  subtletry  of  a  Greyhound 
bus. 


Now,  regardless  of  what  I 
happened  to  be  screaming  at 
the  top  of  my  lungs  at  the  time 
of  the  incident,  I  have  no  inten- 
tions of  sueing  the  school.  My 
shins,  you  see,  are  a  couple  of 
the  more  understanding  parts 
of  my  body.  If  my  eyes  or  teeth 
had  been  struck,  however,  I'm 
not  sure  they  would  be  so 
forgiving. 

Please  understand,  I'm  not  at 
all  criticizing  the  Grounds 
Dept.  I  think  they're  doing  a 
great  job.  But  to  avoid  further 
and  more  serious  incidents  of 
this  nature,  perhaps  some  funds 
could  be  invested  in  mower 
outlet  guards? 

Sincerely, 
G.  William  Turner 


'  to  be 


SHENANDOAH  APPROVED 

Dear  Editor, 

We  enjoyed  "How 
Shenandoah  Man' 
March'28  issue.  It  was  cleva 
written  and  describes  the  see 
ingly  typical  SVA  gra(? 
male. 

However,  for  those  reads 
who  may  have  misunderSl0. 
the  article  as  being;  more  (| 
satire,  we  simply  wanted  tc 
that  the  SVA  gemlemei 
whom  we  are  acquainted  J 
are  among  the  finest  ofsr 
and  we  appreciate  them  seifo 
such  high  standards  for  notoj 
ly  Talge  Hall,  but  also  f0 
Southern  College. 


Sincere^ 

Anna  Astali 

Renee  Satterfid 


Sheree  Nudd  to  Speak  on  Creativity 
For  Southern  College  Business  Series 


Sheree  Parris  Nudd,  CFRE, 
will  present  "Creativity-Make 
Them  Remember  You," 
tonight  at  8  p.m.  in  Brock  Hall 
at  Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists. 


Mrs.  Nudd  is  the  director  of 
development  and  public  rela- 
tions for  Huguley  Memorial 
Hospital  in  Fort  Worth,  Texas, 
where  she  recently  completed  a 
$3  million  campaign  for  a  "first 
in  the  nation"  Health  Educa- 
tion and  Fitness  Center  af- 
filiated with  the  hospital. 

In  her  first  two  years  as 
development  director  at 
Huguley  Memorial,  she 
nual  fund  contributions 
quadruple.  She  has  co- 
produced  a  booklet  Accent  on 
Philanthropy,  a  collection  of 
quotable  quotes  on  philan- 
thropy and  giving. 

An  accredited  member  of  the 
National    Association    for 


Hospital  Development,  Mrs. 
Nudd  is  one  of  only  about  i 
thousand  certified  members  ol 
the  National  Society  for  Fund 
Raising  Executives  in  the  U.S 
She  has  lectured  to  fund  raisen 
in  the  U.S.  and  Canada  on 
ing  creativity  to  motivate. 

Mrs.  Nudd  received  her 
bachelor's  degree  ii 
munication/mass  media  from 
Southwestern  Adventist  College 
in  1977,  and  in  1984  was  chosen 
alumna  of  the  year. 

Mrs.  Nudd's  presentation i! 
part  of  the  1985  E.  A.  Ander- 
Lecture  Series.  The  public 
is  invited  to  attend  free  i 
charge.  A  question  and  answer 
period  will  follow  the 
presentation 


leflections 
,ifesaver,  Anyone? 


harles  Swindoll 
„._  a  dangerous  seacoast 
itorious  for  shipwrecks,  there 
_  a  crude  little  lifesaving  sta- 
in. Actually,  the  station  was 
erely  a  hut  with  only  one 
. .  but  the  few  devoted 
embers  kept  a  constant  watch 
er  the  turbulent  sea.  With  lit- 
thought  for  themselves,  they 
mid  go  out  day  and  night 
elessly  searching  for  those  in 
as  well  as  the  lost, 
iny,  many  lives  were  saved 
this  brave  band  of  men  who 
thfully  worked  as  a  team  in 
i  out  of  the  lifesaving  sta- 
.  By  and  by,  it  became  a 
nous  place. 

Some  of  those  who  had  been 
ved  as  well  as  others  along  the 
acoast  wanted  to  become 
sociates  with  this  little  sta- 
in. They  were  willing  to  give 
me  and  energy  and 
mey  in  support  of  its  objec- 
.  New  boats  were  purchas- 


ed. New  crews  were  trained. 
The  station  that  was  once 
obscure  and  crude  and  virtual- 
ly insignificant  began  to  grow. 
Some  of  its  members  were 
unhappy  that  the  hut  was  so 
unattractive  and  poorly  equip- 
ped. They  felt  a  more  comfor- 
table place  should  be  provided. 
Emergency  cots  were  replaced 
with  lovely  furniture.  Rough, 
hand-made  equipment  was 
discarded  and  sophisticated, 
classy  systems  were  installed. 
The  hut,  of  course,  had  to  be 
torn  down  to  make  room  for  all 
the  additional  equipment,  fur- 
niture, systems,  and  appoint- 
ments. By  its  "completion,  the 
life-saving  station  had  become 
a  popular  gathering  place,  and 
its  objectives  had  begun  to 
shift.  It  was  now  used  as  sort  of 
a  clubhouse,  an  attractive 
building  for  public  gatherings. 
Saving  lives,  feeding  the 
hungry,  strengthening  the  fear- 


ful, and  calming  the  disturbed 
rarely  occurred  by  now. 

Fewer  members  were  now  in- 
terested in  braving  the  sea  on 
lifesaving  missions,  so  they 
hired  professional  lifeboat 
crews  to  do  this  work.  The 
original  goal  of  the  station 
wasn't  altogether  forgotten, 
however.  The  lifesaving  motifs 
still  prevailed  in  the  club's 
decorations.  In  fact,  there  was 
a  liturgical  lifeboat  preserved  in 
the  Room  of  Sweet  Memories 
with  soft,  indirect  lighting, 
which  helped  hide  the  layer  of 
dust  upon  the  once-used  vessel. 

About  this  time  a  large  ship 
was  wrecked  off  the  coast  and 
the  boat  crews  brought  in  loads 
of  cold,  wet,  half -drowned  peo- 
ple. They  were  dirty,  some  ter- 
ribly sick  and  lonely.  Many,  in 
origin  or  appearance,  were 
from  the  majority  of  the  club 
members.  The  beautiful  new 
club  suddenly  became  messy 


and  cluttered.  A  special  com- 
mittee saw  to  it  that  a  shower 
house  was  immediately  built 
outside  and  away  from  the  club 
so  victims  of  shipwrecks  could 
be  cleaned  up  before  coming 
inside. 

At  the  next  meeting  there 
were  strong  words  and  angry 
feelings,  which  resulted  in  a 
division  among  the  members. 
Most  of  the  people  wanted  to 
stop  the  club's  lifesaving  ac- 
tivities and  all  involvements 
with  shipwreck  victims... ("it's 
too  unpleasant,  it's  a  hindrance 
to  our  social  life,  it's  opening 
the  door  to  folks  who  are  not 
our  kind").  As  you'd  expect, 
some  still  insisted  upon  saving 
lives,  this  was  their  primary 
objective-that  their  only  reason 
for  existence  was  ministering  to 
anyone  needing  help  regradless 
of  their  club's  beauty  or  size  or 
decorations.  They  were  voted 
down  and  told  if  they  wanted  to 


save  the  lives  of  various  kinds 
of  people  who  were  shipwreck- 
ed in  those  waters,  they  could 
begin  their  own  lifesaving  sta- 
tion down  the  coast!  They  did. 

As  years  passed,  the  new  sta- 
tion experienced  the  same  old 
changes.  It  evolved  into  another 
club. ..and  yet  another  lifesav- 
ing station  was  begun.  History 
continued  to  repeat  itself.. .and 
if  you  visit  that  coast  today 
you'll  find  a  large  number  of 
exclusive,  impressive  clubs 
along  the  shoreline  owned  and 
operated  by  slick  professionals 
who  have  lost  all  involvement 
with  the  saving  of  lives. 

Shipwrecks  still  occur  in 
those  waters,  but  now,  most  of 
the  victims  are  not  saved.  Every 
day  they  drown  at  sea,  and  so 
few  seem  to  care... so  very  few. 

Do  you? 
From   Seasons    of  Life.    By 
Charles    Swindoll   (Portland: 
Matnomah  Press,  1983) 


Advance  Payment  Will  Earn  Interest  During  Next  School  Year 


Students  making 
nployment  plans  will  be  in- 
rested  in  the  restructuring  of 
:  payment  as  announc- 
I  by  Randy  White,  Director  of 
udent  Accounts. 
An  advance  payment  of  $750 
r  the  entire  school  year  is  re- 
uired  by  August ! .  (Formerly, 
1000  in  advance  payment  was 
equired--$500  prior  to  first 
emester  and  $500  prior  to  se- 
ond  semester.) 
More  good  news  is  that 
outhern  College  will  be  paying 
tudents  ten  percent  interest  per 
i  from  August  I  to  April 
l  that  $750.  The  advance 
ayment  plus  interest  will  be  re- 
unded  as  a  credit  to  the  stu- 
account  on  the  April 
tatement. 


"This  plan  has  some  real  ad- 
vantages for  students,"  said 
Mr.  White.  "We  want  every 
student  to  know  how  to  plan 
during  the  summer  and  to 
realize  that  this  is  not  a  flexible 
or  negotiable  item." 

In  addition,  nursing  students 
and  students  in  college  housing 
have  deposits  to  make  as  outlin- 
ed in  the  information  sheet  pro- 
vided by  the  Admissions 
Office. 

The  national  media  is  in- 
creasing general  awareness  that 
financing  of  higher  education 
must  be  a  joint  venture,  with 
students  and, 

their  parents  sharing  in  the  i 
vestment 

what's  in  a  student's  financial 
aid  package,  the  advance  pay- 


ment stands  distinct  as  an 
essential  to  be  earned  in  a  sum- 
mer job  or  provided  by  parents 
or  sponsor  or  some  other 
resource  tapped  by  the  stu- 
dent," added  Mr.  White. 

"Those  who  earn  camp  or 
literature  evangelism  scholar- 
ships are  eligible  to  apply  that 
summer  income  toward  the  ad- 
vance payment  requirement," 
he  further  explained,  expressing 
a  willingness  to  answer  ques- 
tions on  the  subject  while  em- 
phasizing the  across-the-board 
nature  of  the  policy  which 
precluded  exceptions. 


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Religion  Teacher  Completes 
Book  on  Job 


Melanie  Boyd 

Dr.  Gladson,  a  well  known  for  the  1980  Fall  Adult  Lesson  wrote  the  book  because  there 

professor  of  religion  on  the  Study  Quarterly.  He  has  also  wasn't    enough    Adventist 

campus  of  Southern  College,  taught  a  class  on  the  book  of  literature  on  the  book  of  Job, 

has  recently  published  his  latest  job.  and  a  second  purpose  for  his 

book  entitled  Who  Said  Life  Is  The  topics  of  Job  and  the  writing  the  commentary  was  to 

Fair?:  Job  and  the  Problem  of  problem  of  evil  have  always  provide  Christian  believers  with 

Evil.  fascinated  Gladson.  Earlier  this  an  understanding  of  the  ways 

Dr.    Gladson   received   his  semester,  he  gave  a  chapel  talk  of  pain  and  suffering  and  how 

B.A.  degree  in  theology  from  on  the  subject.  Gladson  has  ad-  we  can  cope  with  it. 

Southern  Missionary  College  mitted  that  theodicy  (the  pro-  Published  by  the  Review  and 

and  has  received  his  M.A.  and  blem   of  evil)   is   a   favorite  Herald,  his  book  has  been  out 

Ph.D.  degrees  in  Old  Testa-  discussion  item  with  him.  since  March  of  this  year  and  is 

ment  studies  from  Vanderbilt  Who  Said  Life  is  Fair?  is  now  available  at  the  Adventist 

University.  written    commentary    form,  Book  Center. 

Dr.  Gladson  first  started  this  enabling  the  reader  to  unders- 

project  in  1979  when  he  was  tand    each    passage    of   the 

asked  to  give  a  series  of  lessons  Biblical  book  of  Job. 

on  the  study  of  the  book  of  Job  Dr.   Gladson  said  that  he 


SC  Delegates  Return 
From  AIA  Convention 


After  a  weekend  full  of 
meetings  and  a  return  trip  near- 
ly twenty  hours  long,  Southern 
College's  delegation  is  back  on 
campus  ready  to  put  into  prac- 
tice what  they  learned.  The  con- 
vention was  held  on  the  campus 
of  Union  College  in  Lincoln, 
Nebraska  from  March  28 
through  April  1. 

Leaving  approximately  10:45 
pm  on  March  27,  K.  R.  Davis, 
Director  of  Counseling,  and 
Robert  Merchant,  Treasurer 
for  Southern  College,  led  a 
delegation  of  ten  incoming  and 
outgoing  Student  Association 
officers  to  Union  College.  The 
officers  who  went  were  J.T. 
Shim,  current  SA  President; 
Jonathan  Wurl,  1985-86  Presi- 
dent; Mike  Palsgrove,  current 
Executive  Vice-President;  and 
Cameron  Cole,  incoming  Vice- 
President. 

Other  officers  who  went  were 
outgoing  Co-Vice-Presidents 
for  Social  Activities  Mitsue 
Yapshing  and  Bob  Folkenberg, 
Accent  Editor  Dennis  Negron, 
1985-86  Accent  Editor  Brent 
Van  Arsdell,  this  year's 
Memories  Editor  Carol  Loree, 
and  next  year's  Joker  Editor 
Paul  Ware. 

AIA,  short  for  Adventist  In- 
tercollegiate Association,  is  an 
association  of  North  American 
S.D.A.  college  student  govern- 
ments,   which   has   primarily 


iftree  goals:  to  represent  the  col- 
lective opinions  of  S.D.A.  col- 
leges; to  assist  effectiveness  in 
student  governments  regarding 
the  social,  spiritual,  and 
scholastic  needs  of  college 
students;  and  to  promote  com- 
munication and  cooperation 
among  these  student 
governments. 

The  format  of  the  AIA  Con- 
vention calls  for  much  sharing 
among  members.  Each  school 
presents  ideas  and  opinions  on 
how  to  facilitate  student 
government  planning. 

An  important  part  of  the 
Convention  is  the  electing  of  a 
new  president  and  the  choosing 
of  a  site  to  host  the  1986  AIA 
Convention.  Southern  College 
forwarded  its  campus  as  a 
possible  site  and  Dennis  Negron 
as  a  candidate  for  president. 

Southern  College  won  by 
majority  vote  and  will  host  next 
year's  Convention,  but  Negron 
failed  in  his  bid  to  become 
president.  The  new  AIA  Presi- 
dent is  Rudy  Dennis,  former 
Pacific  Union  College  Student 
Association  President. 

As  a  result  of  the  Conven- 
tion, next  year's  officers  for  SC 
consider  themselves  much  more 
prepared  to  serve  the  students. 
They  hope  to  implement  some 
of  the  ideas  shared  with  them  in 
order  to  make  1985-86  a  better 
year  than  this  one. 


To  be  good  is  not  enough  when  to  be 
great  is  what  you  dream  of. 
|l  -  Anonymous 


d Z2^~?'  T"T'  T"  "'  "*  BlMd  W"nce  bloodmoblfc,  Alexandra  Franco,  a  freshman  at  Southern  C 
demonstrate*  her  attitude  o(  cheerful  siring.  Miss  Franco's  home  is  in  Ne»  York  City. 


A  United  Nations  On  Ice 


For  almost  two  decades  "Ice 
Around  the  World"'s  Euro- 
pean counterpart  has  taken 
pride  in  headlining  its  ex- 
travaganzas with  the  most 
charismatic  performers  on  ice. 
he  shows  directors  and 
choreographers  never  miss  the 
European-,  World-  and  Olym- 
ic  competitions.  They  are  con- 
tantly  on  the  lookout  for  new 
champions  to  add  to  their  ex- . 
iting  galaxy  of  star  skaters.  As 
jese  lead  performers  would  be 
tie  first  to  admit,  the  splendid 
age  an  try  and  eye-dazzling  ap- 
pal of  the  productions,  owe 
ijually  as  much  to  the  syn- 
bronized  magic  of  the  20  stun- 
.ingly  beautiful  girls  and  10 
landsome  men  in  the  Corps  de 
lallet.  This  "creme  de  la 
reme"  of  impressive  precision 
ikating  talent  hails  from  all 
the  globe.  Australia, 
3razil,  Canada,  Japan,  the 
Jnited  States  of  America  and 
most  of  the  European  countries 


have  contributed  to  Interna- 
tional Holiday  On  Ice's  shim- 
mering pool  of  expertise. 

These  individuals  are  hand- 
picked  from  among  hundreds 
of  young  hopefuls  who  audi- 
tion for  the  group  during  its 
travels.  Since  the  birth  of  the 
group,  over  5000  young  skaters 
have  been  chosen  to  join  the 
troupes. 

Many  of  them  learned  to 
skate  almost  as  soon  as  they 
learned  to  walk.  All  of  them 
spent  many  years  of  intensive 
training  in  order  to  achieve  the 
standard  required  to  be  a  pro- 
fessional performer.  With  "Ice 
Around  the  World"  they  are 
given  the  chance  to  turn  a  hob- 
by into  a  profession,  and 
perhaps  set  off  on  a  worldwide 
adventure. 

To  maintain  the  high  quality 
of  the  shows,  rehearsals  take 
place  each  week  for  the  boys 
and  girls  of  the  Corps  de  Ballet 
and  principal  performers.  In 


addition  most  of  the  principal 
skaters  spend  several  hours 
each  day  perfecting  their 
routines. 

With  "Ice  Around  the 
World"  these  performers 
become  part  of  the  family  show 
that  sees  itself  as  one  big  hap- 
py multi-national  family,  the 
european  counterpart  often 
presenting  more  than  25  na- 
tionalities skating  in  harmony. 
As  a  team,  the  members  of  this 
"United  Nations  on  Ice"  pro- 
vide superb  live  entertainment 
for  family  audiences  all  over  the 

Coming  to  the  U.T.C. 
Arena,  Wednesday,  April  10, 
1985  thru  Sunday,  April  14, 
1985.  Ticket  prices  are,  $8.50, 
$7.50  and  $6.00.  Tickets  are 
available  at  the  U.T.C.  Arena 
Box  Office  and  the  following 
Chatta-Tik  locations:  Millers- 
Northgate,  Lovemans-Eastgate 
and  Downtown  locations. 


Viking  Sails  Around  the  World 


Sid  Moody  (AP) 

Quite  possibly: 

The  first  European  to  see 
North  America  was  Bjarni 
Herjulfsson. 

The  first  European  to  land 

i  it  was  Leif  Ericsson. 

The  first  European  born 
there  was  Snorri  Thorfinsson. 

Christopher  Columbus,  who 
neither  landed  on  nor  even  saw 
North  America  proper,  showed 
up  500  years  after  all  these 
Vikings. 

course,  Viking  history  as 
told  in  the  sagas  can  be  more 
than  a  little  vague.  So  we  do  not 
celebrate  Bjarni  Herjulfsson 
Day. 

But  there  can  be  little  debate 
that  the  first  Viking  ship  to 
discover  Lewiston,  Fla.,  not  to 
mention  Fort  Myers  or  the 
Caloosahatchee  River  was  call- 
ed Saga  Siglar,  Ragnar 
Thorseth  commanding.  There 
are  photos  to  prove  it. 

It  was  cold  enough  to  freeze 
orange  juice  right  on  the  trees. 
Ragnar,  who  has  the  heating 
system  of  a  polar  bear,  had 
even  put  on  a  sweater. 

Ragnar  is  a  saga  in  his  own 
right.  He  is  the  first  Norwegian 
to  reach  the  North  Pole 
overland.  He  transited  the 
Northwest  Passage  atop 
Canada  in  a  20-foot  outboard 
Pleasure  boat.  When  a  lad,  he 
rowed  across  the  North  Sea. 
Britain's  Prince  Philip,  who  by 
chance  was  on  hand  when 
Ragnar  arrived  in  the  Shetlands 
in  his  little  rowboat,  said: 
"You're  crazy,  man."  Right 
now  Ragnar  is  sailing  Saga 
Siglar,  a  replica  of  a  1 ,000-year- 
°ld  Viking  trading  ship,  aroung 
the  world. 

Why  does  Ragnar,  who  has 
a  small  farm  in  Norway,  do 


such  things  instead  of  milking 
goats? 

Because  he  wants  to,  he  says. 
That's  true  but  does  not  explain 
the  man.  The  crew  says  Ragnar 
has  a  horned  Viking  helmet. 
Just  as  Jack  Kennedy  deftly 
avoided  wearing  funny  hats  lest 
he  become  a  caricature  as 
Calvin  Coolidge  did  when 
photographed  in  an  Indian 
headdress,  Ragnar  won't  be 
caught  dead  in  the  helmet. 

But  see  him  at  the  carved 
handleof  Saga  Siglar's  steering 
oar.  The  eyes,  as  blue,  and  as 
steady,  as  a  No.  2  ball  resting 
in  still  life  on  a  pool  table.  The 
beard,, with  a  slight  reddish 
tinge.  One  son,  Erik,  11,  the 
name  of  Leif  Ericsson's  father. 
The  other  son,  Njal,  9,  a  hero's 
name  from  a  famous  saga. 

Ragnar  itself,  the  name  of 
the  first  Viking  to  plunder 
Paris. 

This  Ragnar  is  an  incarna- 
tion. Like  a  woolly  mammoth 
come  to  life  intact  from  a  cake 
of  ice.  He  would  scoff,  Ragnar 
would.  But  down  deep  Ragnar 
Thorseth  is  a  Viking.  A  reborn 
Viking 

Saga  Siglar  (Sailer  of  the 
Sagas)  is  a  reborn  Viking 
herself.  At  54  feet  she  is  an  ex- 
act replica  of  a  Viking  mer- 
chant vessel  exhumed  from  the 
mud  of  Roskilde  Fjord  in  Den- 
mark in  1962.  She  is  a 
utilitarian  cousin  of  the  Viking 
longboats,  their  .warships, 
perhaps  the  most  graceful 
vessels  ever  built. 

Modern  men  had  never 
before  seen  such  a  ship,  known 
as  a  knarr.  Ragnar  had  the 
replica  built  in  Norway.  It  cost 
$200,000. 

Ragnar  wanted  to  learn  how 
it  sailed.  He  wanted  to  re-create 


history.  He  wanted  to  prove  a 
knarr  could  sail  around  the 
world  even  if  one  never  had. 
And  he  wanted  adventure. 

He  set  sail  last  June  from 
Norway  and  followed  the  old 
Viking  route  westward  via  the 
Faroe  Islands,  Iceland, 
Greenland  and  Newfoundland 
where  a  Norse  settlement  from 
1000  A.D.  has  been  excavated. 
En  route  he  survived  hurricane- 
force  winds  with  Ririk  lashed  to 
his  waist.  Ragnar  finds  this  less 
arduous  than  weathering 
greetings  tendered  him  by  Sons 


A  way  From  Campus 


Jack  Wood 

Improving  Grade  School  Quality 

Teachers  across  Hamilton  County  are  lifting  a  page  from  Japanese 
quality-control  manuals.  At  six  week  intervals,  teachers  attend  after- 
school  "Sharing  Circles"  to  toss  around  different  ideas  about 
teaching.  The  theory:  If  Japan  can  build  a  better  tape  deck  by  in- 
vigorating its  workforce,  why  can't  educators  use  the  same  manage- 
ment strategy  to  crank  out  better  students.  The  results  have  proven 
positive,  and  the  renamed  "Curricular  Sharing  Circle"program  was 
opened  to  all  the  county's  elementary  school  teachers  this  year. 

Policemen  Threatened 

A  Chattanooga  police  officer,  scheduled  to  testify  in  an  alleged 
bribery  case  next  month,  was  subject  to  an  anonymous  death  threat 
in  early  March.  Patrolman  Charles  Sivley  was  told  he  would  be  shot 
if  he  testified  against  the  operator  of  a  local  escort  service.  Sivley 
posed  as  a  corrupt  policeman  for  six  months  when  Caesar's  Escort 
Service  operator  Barbara  Slandefer  allegedly  bribed  him.  Mrs. 
Slandefer  was  charged  on  four  counts  of  bribery  of  a  police  officer 
in  February. 

"Trigger  Happy  Soviets" 

"The  killing  of  a  U.S.  Army  officer  in  East  Germany  was  most 
likely  the  act  of  a  trigger-happy  Soviet  soldier  rather  than  the  result 
of  a  new  get-tough  Soviet  policy,"  said  U.N.  Ambassador  Jeane 
Kirkpatrick,  Sunday.  "The  Soviets  have  a  tendency  to  shoot  first 
and  inquire  later. "  Secretary  of  State  George  Shultz  and  Soviet  Am- 
bassador Anatoly  Dobynin  agreed  on  Saturday  to  a  meeting  of 
military  commanders  in  Germany  to  discuss  the  Nicholson  killing. 

Blacks  Fired  Upon 

In  Johannesburg,  South  Africa,  police  fired  rubber  bullets  and 
tear  gas  into  a  crowd  of  blacks  leaving  a  funeral  Sunday  near  the 
southern  city  of  Port  Elizabeth.  Witnesses  said  one  man  was  killed 
and  ten  people  were  wounded.  Several  black  reporters  and  other 
witnesses  said  that  a  crowd  left  the  funeral,  held  for  blacks  slain  in 
recent  violence,  and  were  walking  in  the  township  bus  terminal  when 
police  in  armored  personnel  carriers  opened  fire. 

Mother  Sleeps,  Baby  Lives 

In  Albany,  New  York,  more  than  a  month  after  a  drug  was 
mistakenly  injected  into  her  spinal  column,  21-year-old  Lillian 
Cedeno  remains  in  a  coma,  but  the  premature  baby  bom  after  she 
lost  consciousness  is  strong  enough  to  clutch  her  father's  finger.  "I 
have  faith  that  she  (Ms.  Cedeno)  is  going  to  get  up  from  there  and 
we're  going  to  live  together,"  her  fiance  Tony  Valerio  said. 


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Major  League  Baseball 
O         Is    Back! 


Martin's  Picks 


Russell's  Picks 


Thuesdee,  Russell,  Martin 

Once  again,  America,  the 
Boys  of  Summer  are  back !  Ah , 
yes,  doubleheaders,  diving 
catches,  grand  slams,  rally  kill- 
ing door  slammers,  um- 
pire/manager arguments, 
6-4-3's,  and  hot  dogs  in  the  sun. 
That  is  what  baseball  is  to  most 
people  in  our  great  country. 
But  to  others,  it  is  ridiculous 
salaries,  long  games,  and  over- 
rated players.  Then  again, 
everybody  doesn't  live  in 
Cleveland. 

Although  there  is  the  distinct 
possibility  of  another  player's 
strike  this  season,  all  of  the  fans 
are  glad  that  America  is  about 
to  catch  Baseball  Fever  all  over 
again.  Nothing  can  stop  those 


barroom  experts  from  staking 
their  claims  to  the  team  they 
think  will  be  World  Series 
champs  at  the  end  of  the  year. 
Nothing  can  separate  the 
season-ticket  holders  from  their 
thoughts  of  hope.  Inasmuch, 
nothing  can  stop  the  casual  fan 
from  having  his  or  her  doubts 
about  his  or  her  team.  Nothing 
can  stop  those  wacky  "baseball 
experts"  from  telling  you  who 
will  do  well  during  the  season 
and  who  will  falter,  and  (you 
knew  this  was  coming)  nothing 
can  stop  Steve,  Jerry,  and 
myself  from  letting  you  know 
what  we  think  about  this  year's 
pennant  races,  so  here  we  go! 


Thuesdee's  Picks 


ALEast 

Detroit  Tigers 
Toronto  Blue  Jays 
Baltimore  Orioles 
Boston  Red  Sox 
New  York  Yankees 
Milwaukee  Brewers 
Cleveland  Indians 

AL  West 

Minnesota  Twins 
Chicago  White  Sox 
Kansas  City  Royals 
Oakland  A's 
Texas  Rangers 
California  Angels 
Seattle  Mariners 


NL  East 

Chicago  Cubs 

New  York  Mets 
Pittsburgh  Pirates 
Philadelphia  Phillies 
Montreal  Expos 
St.  Louis  Cardinals 


NL  West 

Atlanta  Braves 
Houston  Astros 
San  Diego  Padres 
Los  Angeles  Dodgers 
Cincinnati  Reds 
San  Francisco  Giants 


AL  East 

Toronto  Blue  Jays 
Baltimore  Orioles 
Detroit  Tigers 
Boston  Red  Sox 
New  York  Yankees 
Cleveland  Indians 
Milwaukee  Brewers 

AL  West 

Minnesota  Twins 
Kansas  City  Royals 
Chicago  White  Sox 
Oakland  A's 
California  Angels 
Seattle  Mariners 
Texas  Rangers 


NL  East 

New  York  Mets 
Chicago  Cubs 
Philadelphia  Phillies 
Montreal  Expos 
St.  Louis  Cardinals 
Pittsburgh  Pirates 

NL  West 

San  Diego  Padres 
Atlanta  Braves 
Houston  Astros 
Los  Angeles  Dodgers 
Cincinnati  Reds 
San  Francisco  Giants 


AL  East 

1)  Toronto  Blue  Jays 

Finally,  and  after  years  of 
waiting,  the  Jays  will  have  a 
y  division  winning  year.  Fine 
starting  pitching,  sound 
defense,  and  a  good  offense 
will  be  the  keys  to  the  team's 
first  ever  division  title. 

2)  Detroit  Tigers 

Bless  you  boys,  you  can't  do  it 
again. 

3)  New  York  Yankees 
The  Yanks  made  some  good 
off-season  acquisitions  to  finish 
right  behind  the  Tigers.  The 
Yankees  will  have  a  strong  run, 
but  "the  stars"  tell  me  that  in- 
juries will  plague  their  season. 
Watch  out  for  that  crease  in  the 
astroturf! 

4)  Baltimore  Orioles 

The  O's  gave  themselves  a  shot 
in  the  arm  with  the  addition  of 
Fred  Lynn  to  go  along  with  Ed- 
die Murray  and  Cal  Ripken  Jr. 
But  Baltimore  needs  some  help 
from  the  other  six  to  become 
division  winners,  and  somehow 
I  don't  see  that  coming  about. 

5)  Boston  Red  Sox 

The  Sox  will  be  baseball's  most 
prolific  offensive  attack  with 
Mike  Easier,  Wade  Boggs,  Bill 
Buckner,  Tony  Armas,  Jim 
Rice,  and  Dwight  Evans.  The 
Sox  also  have  a  new  manager 
(John  McNamara)  who  inherits 
a  promising  young  staff.  But  in 
this  division,  you  need  more 
than  a  "promising  young  staff" 
to  pull  it  off.  Maybe  in  a  cou- 
ple of  years,  Beantown. 

6)  Cleveland  Indians 

It's  hard  to  write  something 
positive  about  the  city  of 
Cleveland.  Well,  at  least 
they've  got  America's  best  rock 
station,  WMMS! 


7)MUwaukee  Brewers 
The  Brew  Crew  will  finish  last. 
No  questions  asked,  no  doubt 
about  it.  Wanna  bet?  O.K.  so 
they've  got  Cecil  Cooper  and 
Robin  Yount.  Two  out  of  25 
isn't  good,  now  is  it? 


AL  West 

1)  Kansas  City  Royals 

The  Royals  will  finish  first  in 
baseball's  weakest  division 
because  George  Brett,  Hal 
McRae,  Willie  Wilson,  and 
Dan  Quisenberry  will  shine 
again  after  an  absence  of  super- 
stardom  over  the  last  two  years. 

2)  Chicago  White  Sox 
After  doing  "the  stink"  for 
most  of  last  year,  the  Pale  Hose 
will  get  back  on  track  with  a 
fairly  good  season.  Harold 
Baines  will  have  an  MVP-like 
season  and  Tom  Seaver  will  be 
the  anchor  of  the  Sox  for  most 
of  the  year. 

3)  Minnesota  Twins 

The  Twins,  behind  Kent  Hrbek, 
will  have  one  of  their  most  ex- 
citing seasons.  Yet  "the  stars" 
tell  me  that  the  bullpen  will  not 
cut  it  this  year.  Though  they 
have  the  advantage  of  playing 
in  the  synthetic  Humphrey 
Melrodome,  the  Twins  will 
make  their  decline  sometime  in 
the  second  half. 

4)  California  Angels 
They're  so  old.  Reggie  keeps 
striking  out,  and  he  might  even 
play  right  field.  The  Angels  are 
veterans,  no  doubt,  but  they 
may  not  be  able  to  recapture 
the  top  spot  this  year.  Mike 
Witt  will  be  their  anchor  this 
year.  He  is  awesome,  watch  for 


51  Seattle  Mariners 
Alvin  Davis  is  one  of  baseball's 
bright  new  stars,  but  he  can't 
help  break  the  Mariner's  tradi- 
tion of  losing. 

6)  Oakland  Athletics 

No  Bill  Caudill,  no  Ray  Burris, 
and  no  Rickey  Henderson  spells 
L-A-S-T  P-L-A-C-E. 

7)  Texas  Rangers 

Once  again,  the  Texas  Rangers 
are  short  on  hopes  even  though 
they  have  the  next  best  third- 
sacker  in  the  division  in  Larry 
Parrish.  But  even  Parrish  can't 
stop  the  losing  woes  in 
Arlington. 

NL  East 

1)  New  York  Mets 

The  New  York  Mets  are 
fielding  a  team  to  be  reckoned 
with  for  the  first  time  in  a  long 
time.  It's  so  easy  to  base  the 
starters  on  their  pasts,  but  with 
a  cast  like  Keith  Hernandez, 
Dwight  Gooden,  Darryl 
Strawberry,  Gary  Carter, 
George  Foster,  Ron  Darling, 
and  Jesse  Orosco,  who  can  help 
but  think  that  the  Mets  will 
have  a  division  winning  year? 
Although  Wally  Backman  and 
Ray  Knight  will  have  to  put  in 
their  four  cents  worth  to  make 
it  a  complete  thing  for  the 
Mets,  the  feeling  is  that  New 
York  will  outlast  Chicago  in  a 
tough  division  race-if  reputa- 
tions turn  into  production,  that 

2)  Chicago  Cubs 

Isn't  this  strange?  Imagine 
picking  the  Mets  and  the  Cubs 
1-2  in  the  pre-season.  Unreal? 
Maybe  not.  The  Cubs  will  have 
a  good  starting  rotation  back 
for  a  full  year  in  Scott  Sander- 
Dennis  Eckersley,  Steve 


Trout,  Rick  Sutcliffe,  and  Dick 
Ruthven.  The  bullpen  is  O.K. 
with  Geore  Frazier,  Ray 
Fontenot,  Larry  Sorensen, 
Warren  Brusstar,  and  big  Lee 
Smith.  The  question  will  be  if 
the  Cubbies  can  pound  the  stuf- 
fing out  of  the  ball  as  they  did 
in  '84.  Ryne  Sandberg  leads  a 
cast  including  Leon  Durham, 
Jody  Davis,  and  Gary  Mat- 
thews in  giving  the  Cubs  run 
production.  Those  guys  will 
give  the  Mets  a  run  for  the 
money.  "The  stars"  tell  me  that 
the  season  series  between  the 
two  clubs  will  be  one  of 
baseball's  better  one.s  and  the 
division  winner  will  have  no 
trouble  canning  the  West's 
champion  in  the  playoffs. 

3)  Philadelphia  Phillies 
The  Philadelphia  Phillies  are 
not  as  bad  as  their  finish  last 
year  may  attest  to.  Al  Holland 
and  Mike  Schmidt  are  ready  to 
have  come-back  seasons,  but 
they  will  only  be  enough  for  a 
third-place  finish. 

4)  St.  Louis  Cardinals 
Everyone  is  saying  that  without 
Bruce  Sutter,  St.  Louis  is 
destined  for  the  cellar.  The  Car- 
dinals, however,  have  a  good 
hitting  attack  and  an  excellent 
running  team.  Neil  Allen  is  no 
Sutter,  but  he'll  be  enough  to 
keep  the  Cards  out  of  last 
place. 

5)  Montreal  Expos 

(After  all  these  years,  I  still 
don't  know  what  an  "Expo" 
is.)  Montreal  had  the  talent 
years  ago,  and  they  still 
couldn't  pull  it  off.  Now,  they 
know  they  don't  have  the  talent 
and  they  know  they  won't  pull 
it  off.  No  miracles  here. 

6)  Pittsburgh  Pirates 
Speaking  of  lacking  in  miracles, 


the  Bucs  are  qualified  for  this 
story.  Even  though  they  have 
Tony  Pena,  Bill  Madlock,  Steve 
Kemp,  and  George  Hendrick, 
only  700,000  people  will  actual- 
ly attend  Pirate  home  games 
this  season.  Jose  DeLeon  is  a 
pitcher  on  the  brink  of  star- 
dom. Now,  if  only  he  could  get 
some  support.  .  . 

NX.  West 

1)  San  Diego  Padres 

The  Padres  have  just  too  many 
guns  to  finish  anywhere  else, 
period. 

2)  Atlanta  Braves 

The  area  favorite  in  the  south, 
the  Braves  will  have  a  fine 
season  all  around.  Look  for 
this  divisional  race  to  go  down 
to  the  last  week. 

3)  Houston  Astros 
Although  the  Astros  have  an 
aging  pitching  staff,  they  will 
enjoy  pretty  good  success.  The 
bullpen,  though,  will  be  their 
downfall. 

4)  Cincinnati  Reds 

"The  stars"  tell  me  the  Reds 
are  on  the  rise  this  year.  They 
will  make  life  tough  on  some 
teams  this  year.  Mario  Soto  (no 
relation  to  Maribel)  is  the  best 
pitcher  in  the  National  League. 

5)  Los  Angeles  Dodgers 
The  Dodgers  are  in  a  rebuilding 
year,  just  like  last  year.  Watch 
out  Lasorda,  you  just  might  get 
fired! 

6)  San  Francisco  Giants 
Outfielder  Jeff  Leonard  is  the 
best  thing  going  for  the  bay  ci- 
ty Goliaths.  Make  that  the  on- 
ly thing. 

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Europe  On  $5  A  Day. 
And  A  Prayer  (Part  2) 


Your  Turn 


John    Dysinger    and    Bob 
folkenberg 

,s  was  mentioned  earlier, 
when  you  are  on  a  budget  of  $5 
a  day,  the  only  things  that  really 
matter  are  food  in  your 
stomach  and  a  place  to  lay  your 
head.  Let's  first  concentrate  on 
the  task  of  eating  on  a  shoe- 
string budget  (we  call  it  con- 
trolled starvation). 

What  to  eat:  The  basic  staple 
of  the  budget-minded  Euro- 
pean traveler  is  bread  and 
cheese.  Before  you  despair, 
though,  let  us  assure  you  that 
it's  not  as  bad  as  it  sounds 
because  Europe  has  an  endless 
variety  of  breads  and  cheeses. 
In  fact,  after  a  month  of  travel- 
ing we  found  that  instead  of  be- 
ing tired  of  bread  and  cheese, 
we  had  become  thoroughly  ad- 
dicted to  it!  We  actually  suf- 
fered withdrawal  symptoms  on 
returning  to  Newbold  and  its 
food. 

The  shapes,  sizes,  and  types 
of  bread  are  numerous,  so  you 
never  have  to  be  subject  to  the 
monotony  of  eating  the  same 
thing  meal  after  meal.  We 
found  it  helpful  to  intersperse 
round  bread  with  long  bread, 
white  bread  with  brown  bread, 
and  sweet  bread  with  sour 
bread-after  all,  variety  is  the 
spice  of  Jife. 

If  you  find  a  particularly 
cheap  price  for  bread  (as  in 
Greece),  we  recommend  buying 
in  bulk.  From  personal  ex- 
perience, we  found  that  the 
bread  keeps  quite  well  for 
about  four  days— then  it 
becomes  tough  eating-even  for 
strong-jawed  veterans  of  the 
European  crusty  bread. 


After  a  month  of  bread  and 
cheese,  you  will  be  a  con- 
noisseur of  fine  cheeses-and 
not  so  fine  cheeses  too.  Of 
course,  you  automatically  think 
of  Switzerland  and  Austria 
when  you  hear  the  word  cheese, 
and  you  would  expect  them  to 
be  the  best,  but  we  found  that 
they  have  taken  a  good  thing  a 
little  too  far.  Their  cheese  is 
either  spiced  up  so  much  that  it 
doesn't  taste  like  cheese  or  aged 
so  long  that  one  whiff  curls 
your  nasal  hairs.  We  preferred 
something  a  little  simpler. 

In  Italy,  you  can  supplement 
your  bread  and  cheese  diet  with 
cheap  Italian  pizza,  and  in 
Greece,  tangarines  can  add  a 
little  spice  (figuratively)  to  your 
meals  for  next  to  nothing. 

Where  not  to  eat:  We  found 
that  most  European  restaurants 
don't  appreciate  your  eating 
your  food  on  their  premises,  so 
stay  away  from  them.  Also,  we 
recommend  that  you  avoid 
eating  in  public  buildings.  The 
men  in  the  post  office  seem  to 
frown  upon  people  eating  in 
their  lobbies.  Eating  on  the 
street  is  fine,  but  try  to  stay 
away  from  the  well-traveled 
sidewalks,  as  people  walking  all 
around  you  and  looking  at  hur- 
rying legs  from  eye  level  tjmds 
to  disrupt  digestion.  Otherwise, 
just  let  your  imagination  run 
wild  when  it  comes  to  where 
you  should  eat  your  bread  and 
cheese.  It  helps  make  the  dif- 
ference between  a  simple  meal 
and  a  memorable  eating  ex- 
perience. Enjoy! 


What  teacher  has  inspired  you  the  most  during  your  stay 
at  Southern  College?  (asked  of  seniors) 


• 


t 


"Dr.  Springett.  He  has  helped 
■ne  bear  the  cross  of  Greek  with 
i  partial  smile. " 

-BUI  Dubois 


1 


"Marie  Krall  and  Bonnie  Hunt. 
They've  inspired  me  to  be  the 
world's  greatest  nurse." 

-Sharon  Kenerson 


"Dr.  Richards,  because  he 
could  walk  right  into  a  V.P. 
finance  position  of  any  fortune 
500  company,  and  yet  he  has 
dedicated  himself  to  preparing 
us  for  the  fortune  500." 

-Garth  Thoreson 


A 


"Dr.  Bill  Richards  because  he's 
motivating,  reasonable,  and  he 
knows  his  stuff. " 

--Carol  Loree 


"Jaecks,  because  he's  cool. " 
-  Jerry  Russell 


I 


"Dean  Christman.  He  renews 
my  faith  in  the  concept  that 
Christian  education  has  more 
of  a  caring  approach  verses  a 
public  university  where  you're 
just  a  number  in  the  com- 
puter. " 

-Ron  Smith 


Viking.  .  . 

"What  he  can  do,  so  long  as  he 
doesn't  hurt  others.  Too  many 
people  don't  live  out  their 
dreams.  I'm  fulfilling  mine. 
I've  had  the  best  of  both 
worlds. 

"Maybe  this  will  be  my  last 
such  expedition.  I'm  too  old  to 
begin  climbing  mountains. 
Jungles  don't  interest  me.  I 
may  want  to  take  up 
something,  if  you  can  believe  it, 
that's  in  the  outdoors  in  the 
company  of  friends  and  re- 
quires skill  and  concentration." 

"And  what  might  that  be, 
Ragnar?"  the  skraelling  asks. 

"Golf." 


of  Norway  club  members  who 
turned  out  to  greet  him  in  such 
ports  of  call  as  Boston,  New 
York,  Detroit,  Chicago,  St. 
Louis,  New  Orleans,  Houston 
and  Tampa.  They  flocked  to 
dockside,  drinking  horns  in 
hand,  to  wish  his  skoal. 

Ragnar's  current  epic  will 
cost  about  $1  million.  That's 
why  the  crew  sells  Saga  Sigalr 
T-shirts  ($9),  Norwegian  knives 
($25)  and  posters  ($5)  every 
time  they  reach  land.  In 
Houston  they  sold  $11,000 
worth  of  T-shirts  in  one  day. 

"What  should  a  man  do?" 
Ragnar    asks    rhetorically. 


The  unexamined  life  is  not 
worth  living1. 


-  Socrates 


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April  2  or  3.  Please  call 
238-2258 


For  Sale:  Tailor-made  wedding 
dress.  Worn  only  once.  Size  12. 
Complete  with  hat  and  slips. 
$150.00. 

Holley  2  barrels  economaster 
carburator.  Like  new.  Only 
2000  miles.  Complete  with 
custom  air  cleaner.  $100.00. 
Nursing  textbooks  for  Med. 
Surg,  and  Fundamentals. 
Kenmore  top-loading  washing 
machine.  Works  great. 
$100.00.  Call  396-9347 

May  7th  is  the  date  set  by 
Hunter  Museum  of  Art  for  a 
one-day  bus  trip  to  the  Birm- 
ingham Museum  of  Art  for 
lunch  and  a  guided  tour  of  an 
exhibition  entitled  THE  AR- 
MAND  HAMMER  COLLEC- 
TION: FIVE  CENTURIES  OF 
MASTERPIECES.  The  cost 
for  the  trip  is  $28  for  Museum 
members  and  $30  for  non- 
members  which  includes  the 
bus  trip,  refreshments,  lunch  at 
the  Birmingham  museum,  and 
a  guided  tour  of  the  exhibition. 
The  bus  will  depart  from  the 
Hunter  Museum  on  May  7th  at 
8:30  a.m.  and  will  return  at  ap- 
proximately 6  p.m. 


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credit  (six  hours  with  extension 
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William  Wohlers,  Department 
of  History,  Phone  238-2528  or 
396-3220. 

ATTENTION  FOOD 

BINGERS:  For  some  time  now 
you  have  been  locked  into  a  cy- 
cle of  gorging  food  and  then 
purging  either  by  forced 
vomiting,  laxitives,  diuretics,  or 
continual  dieting  and  fasting. 
You  often  feel  unable  to  break 
this  cycle.  A  group  is  now  be- 
ing started  for  persons  struggl- 
ing with  this  behavior  pattern. 
If  you  are  interested  in  joining 
us,  please  call  one  of  these 
numbers:  396-2093  or 
396-2136.  Ask  for  Laura. 

FALL  CREEK  FALLS 
RETREAT.  You  are  invited  to 
beapartofthe  Second  Annual 
Spring  Business  Retreat  to  Fall 
Creek  Falls,  April  19-21. 
Thomas  M.  Zapara,  a  featured 
Anderson  Lecture  Series 
speaker,  and  Ed  Wright.the 
new  Collegedale  pastor,  will  be 
spending  the  weekend  with  us. 
Business  majors  and  non- 
business majors  are  both  in- 
vited to  come  and  enjoy  this 
weekend,  Mark  your  calendar 
NOW! 


The  deadline  for  entering  the 
Southern  College  writing  con- 
test is  drawing  near.  April  5  is 
the  final  day  to  turn  in  those 
masterpieces  you  worked  hard 
on.  There  are  two  categories 
that  will  be  judged:  library 
research  papers  and  critical- 
analytical  papers  (which  can  in- 
clude a  wide  variety  of 
writings).  There  will  be  three 
prized  in  each  category  carrying 
cash  values  of  $75-$50-$25. 
Winners  honored  at  Awards 
Chapel. 

Typesetter  for  Sale.  Older 
Model  Compugraphic  photo 
typesetter.  Suitable  for 
Newsletter/school  paper 
Developer  included.  Contact 
Brent  Van  Arsdell. 
615-238-3027. 


Need  ride  to  Texas.  No  lug- 
gage. Anytime  from  April 
14-May  4.  Phone  for  Murlita 
Grindley.  Home  236-4517  or 
238-2025. 

Need  papers  typed?  Just  call 
Julie  at  238-2267  for  excellent 
quality  papers  at  a  reasonable 
price. 

Need  a  paper  typed  now?  Up  to 
20  pages  guaranteed  overnight, 
error-free,  $  1 .00  per  page.  Call 
238-321 1  and  ask  for  Kathyrn. 

FAMILY  VIOLENCE:  Issues 
and  Treatments.  June  6th  and 
7th.  Chattanooga  Hamilton 
County  Convention  and  Trade 
Center.  FEATURING:  Ellen 
Pence.  Director,  Domestic 
Abuse  Intervention  Project, 
Duluth,  Minn,  and  Susan 
Schecter,  author  of  Women 
and  Male  Violence. 


Friday 

April  5 

Vespers:  SC  Chamber  Singers 

Saturday 

April  6 

Church:  Gordon  Bietz 

8:00  P.M.:  SC  Concert  Band 

Sunday 

April  7 

EASTER 

SA  Trip  to  Six  Flags 

Tuesday 

April  9 

Chapel:  Bill  Wohlers 

Wednesday 

April  10 

Midweek  Worship 

Thursday 

April  11 

Chapel:  SA 

Golf  Enthusiasts  to  Compete 


In  previous  years  the  physical 
education  department  has 
hosted  a  small  scale  golf  tour- 
nament in  which  groups  of 
students  have  been  allowed  to 
compete  in  a  select  shot 
tourney.  The  tourney  is  not 
limited  just  men  or  students  of 
the  college.  Women  can  com- 
pete in  the  tournament  and 
non-students  too.  Once  again 
this  year  the  golf  tournament 
has  been  organized. 

The  Southern  College  Spring 

Sports.  .  . 


will  be  allowed  to  be  set  up  on 
the  course,  tournament  fees 
must  be  paid  in  advance. 

Tournament  fees  are  $5.00 
for  students  and  $10.00  for 
non-students. 

Golf  Tournament  will  be 
played  at  Nob  North  Golf 
course  on  April  21,  1985. 

Because  Tee  Times  must  be 
arranged  before  hand  and 
because  no  tournament  center 

Fees  must  be  paid  to  Ted 
Evans    (Physical    Education 


Final  Hockey  Results 

Below  is  a  listing  of  team  and  individual 
statistics  for  the  hockey  season  which  was  cul- 
minated last  Thursday  night. 


Hockey  Standings 


Team 

Mellert 

Lacra 

Boyle 

Jaecks 

Negron 

South 

Estrada 

Durocher 

Hubbard 


Dept.)  by  April  18,  1985. 

This  tournament  will  be  ; 
four  man  select  shot  as  usual 
with  two  flights.  This  means 
that  each  team  will  consist  of 
four  players  with  the  best  shot 
being  taken  as  the  starting  point 
of  the  next  shot. 

For  more  Information  co 
tact  Ted  Evans  at  238-2854,  i 
stop  by  and  see  him  in  the 
Physical  Education  Center. 


Individual 

Hockey  Stats 

Player  Goals 

Cppess  (Lcra)  56 

Mllert  <Mllrt)  35 

Rdgrs  (Ngrn)  30 

Snider  (Lcra)  25 

Coffin  (Ngrn)  25 

Mnth  (Mllrt)  19 

*Jcks  (Jcks)  17 

Stephan  (Sth)  .  15 

Rssell  (Estrd)  14 
*Forsy  (Jcks) 
Potter  (Lcra) 


12 


*Through  seven  games  only. 

Player  P.  Min 

Lacra  (Lacra)  14 

Potter  (Lcra)  12 

Coppss  (Lcra)  10 

Jhnson  (Jcks)  10 

Rdgrs  (Ngrn)  8 


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Tuition  Increases  8.2%  for  1985-86  School  Year 


If  a  student  takes  a  full  load 
|  of  fifteen  hours  next  year,  he 
n  expect  to  be  paying  8.2  per- 
I  cent  more  tuition  than  this  year. 
I  Recently,  re-application  forms 
|  were  distributed  in  the  men's 
omen's  residence  halls, 
n  these  sheets  was  the 
[financial  information  an  in- 
dividual will  need  to  begin  plan- 
ning for  the   1985-86  school 

For  a  student  expecting  to  be 
residing  in  either  Talge  Hall  or 
jThatcher  Hall,  the  estimated 
pudget  runs  as  follows:  Tuition 
■  fifteen  hours  per  semester 
will  be  $5220,  books  and  sup- 
plies  will   be   approximately 
$360,  rent  will  run  $1030,  food, 
at  a  monthly  average  of  $160, 
n  $1360.  Added  up  these 
|  rates  total  $7970.  This  figure  is 
a  7.3  percent  increase  from  the 
I  estimated  budget  for  a  student 
|this  ye<M. 

Kenneth   Spears,,    Southern 

College's   Business   Manager, 

I  explained  that  this  institution's 


two  biggest  segments  of  income 
is  denominational  subsidies  and 
student  tuition.  This  year  tui- 
tion will  make  up  approximate- 
ly 82.5  percent  of  the  college's 
income.  Last  year,  this  figure 
was  approximately  79  percent. 

Spears  continued  to  explain 
that  denominatoinal  subsidies 
make  up  14.6  percent  of  the 
college's  income,  but  the 
amount  given  to  the  school  has 
not  increased  for  next  year. 
Therefore,  the  student  must 
make  up  the  difference. 

On  a  brighter  note,  Spears 
noted  that  although  tuition  will 
cover  4  percent  more  of  the  col- 
lege's income  next  year,  2  per- 
cent of  this  increase  will  go 
towards  student  aid. 

However,  Spears  did  express 
some  concern  for  the  high  cost 
of  a  Christian  education. 
"When  the  government  aid  is 
eventually  taken  away,  students 
will  have  to  work  more  or  we 
will  price  ourselves  out  of 
business."  He  noted  that  the 


college  has  prepared  for  this 
time  by  starting  the  $10  million 
endowment  fund.  This  fund 
will  make  available  to  future 
students  scholarships  that 
Southern  College  is  not  able  to 
offer  now. 

In  the  meantime,  the  ad- 
ministration has  started  some 
budget-saving  measures,  while 
attempting  to  keep  the  student 
as  comfortable  as  possible.  Last 
year  the  Purchasing  and  Order- 
ing Department  was  cut  out  of 
the  budget  and  now  no  longer 
exist.  Mr.  Spears  and  Robert 
Merchant,  Treasurer,  are  shar- 
ing the  responsibilities  that 
originally  were  Richard 
Reiner's,  former  Business 
manager,  before  he  departed  to 
Florida  Hospital.  Also,  the 
school  is  still  installing  energy- 
saving  devices  all  over  campus. 

Spears  feels  that  any  other 
budget-cutting  measures  will 
not  be  noticeable  by  the 
student. 


1985-1986  Financial  Informatii 


Total  Hours 
Per  Semester 

13 

14 

15 

16 

17 

18 

19 

20 


Approximate 

Hourly  Rate 

Tuit.  Chai 

Per  Semester 

Per  Semes 

$184 

$2392 

$179 

$2506 

$174 

$2610 

$171 

$2736 

$171 

$2907 

$172 

$3096 

$172 

$3268 

$173 

$3460 

The  Seniors  Are  Coming! 


Division  of  Nursing  Passes  Inspection 


Joni  King 

Southern  College's  Division 
of  Nursing  is  breathing  a  sigh 
of  relief  after  having  passed  in- 
spection. On  March  26-29  they 
were  visited  by  the  National 
League  of  Nursing  for  the  pur- 
pose of  accreditation. 

An  inspection  group  called  a 
"site  visitation  team"  comes 
every  eight  years  to  assess  the 
policies  of  structure  and  gover- 
nance, curriculum,  faculty 
preparation  and  experience, 
student  performance,  and 
facility  adequacy  in  our  nursing 
departemnt.  Before  they  visit, 
the  division  must  prepare  two 
self-studies  of  evaluation,  done 
this  year  by  Katie  Lamb,  with 


input  from  the  entire  faculty. 
The  site  visitation  team  then 
observes  the  department  to 
make  sure  the  self-studies  cor- 
relate with  the  actual  program. 
They  walk  around  campus,  in- 
terview the  students  and  facul- 
ty, sit  in  on  classes,  and  inspect 
facilities. 

Overall,  the  faculty  and  ad- 
ministration have'  been  very 
pleased  with  the  team's  obser- 
vations. The  site  visitation  team 
has  noted  the  unique  caring  at- 
titude and  the  supportiveness  of 
the  administration.  The 
camaraderie  between  the  ad- 
ministration and  the  faculty 

Continued  on  page  2 


41  to  Graduate  With  Honors 


With  graduation  less  than  a  graduates)  and  have  kept  their 

month   away,    Southern   Col-  grade    point    average    (GPA) 

lege's  Records  Office  has  issued  above  3.50.  This  year,  not  in- 

out  a  list  of  May  graduates  that  eluding    December,     1984, 

will    leave    this    school    with  graduates,  forty-two  students 

honors.  wi"  achieve  this  honor. 

At  each  graduation,  recogni-  The  honors  are  broken  into 

lion  is  given  to  students  who  three    categories:     Highest 
have  toiled  through  four  year's 
worth  of  classes  (two  year's 

worth  for  Associated  Degree  awarded  to  students  who  have 


achieved  a  cumulative  GPA  of 
3.90  or  above.  Recipients  of 
this  honor  are  Gary  W.  Burdick 
and  Lori  C.  Selby. 

High  honors  is  known  of- 
ficially as  magna  cum  laude  and 
is  achieved  by  having  a 
cumulative  GPA  of  3.75.  to 
3.89.  The  recipients  of  high 

Continued  on  page  2 


Matt  Larkin 

For  several  years,  Southern 
College  has  sponsored  College 
Days  for  academy  seniors  in 
order  to  encourage  students  to 
attend  this  institution.  And 
once  again  on  April  14, 
academy  seniors  from  all  over 
the  Southern  Union  area,  will 
be  packing  into  buses  on  their 
way  to  S.C. 

Upon  arriving  at  Four  Cor- 
ners, the  academy  buses  will  be 
escorted  to  the  college  by 
vehicles  driven  by  the  outgoing 
and  incoming  Student  Associa- 
tion officers.  Once  off  the  bus, 
the  students  will  be  directed  by 
the  S.A.  officers,  who  will  be 
dressed  in  Southern  nostalgia 
costumes,  to  an  orientation 
area,  while  members  of  the 
Southern  College  band  plays  a 
welcoming  fan-fare  for  them. 
At  the  orientation  area,  the 
students  will  be  briefed  on  the 
activities  planned  for  them  by 
the  official  hosts,  Ron  Barrow 
and  Everett  Schlisner. 

A  registration  tent  will  be 
next  to  the  orientation  area, 
where  students  will  check-in 
and  receive  their  meal  tickets 
and  any  additional  information 
they  need.  When  the  students 
arrive  at  the  dorms,  they  will 

assignments  and  information  of 
who  they  are  slaying  with. 

The  musical  production  The 
Music  Man  will  be  put  on  this 
Sunday  at  2:00  p.m.  for  the 
academy  seniors.  The  musical 
will  feature  Glenn  McElroy, 
Marvin  Robertson,  Denise 
Read,  Alicia  Williams,  Rob 
Shanko,  and  introduce 
Michelle  Cromwell  as  "Marion 
Paroo."  After  the  show,  the 
studentss  will  have  the  rest  of 
the  afternoon  for  anything  they 
choose  to  do  until  thai  evening. 

At   8:00  p.m.   The   Kodak 


Show,  a  slide  presentation  of 
the  land,  culture,  and  people  of 
Greece,  will  be  held  in  the  gym. 
This  presentation  was  made 
possible  by  the  work  of  Dean 
Schlisner,  who  views  the  show 
as  quality  entertainment  for 
everyone. 

Immediately  following  the 
Kodak  Show  the  S.A.  will  pre- 
sent a  talent  show  mixer.  "This 
show  is  a  mixture  of  all  the  win- 
ning contestants  of  the  talent 
show  which  was  held  two  weeks 
ago,"  describes  Co-Vice  Presi- 
dent for  Social  Activities  Bob 
Folkenberg.  The  talent  mixer 
will  conclude  the  activities  for 
Sunday. 

Monday  morning  the 
academy  senior  will  rise  out  of 
bed  to  begin  a  full  day  of  tours, 
informative  meetings,  and,  for 
some,  A.C.T.  testing.  This  day 
has  been  designated  for 
students  to  receive  information, 
and  applications,  for  summer 
or  fall  classes. 

Ron  Barrow,  Director  of  Ad- 
missions, commented  on  what 
it  takes  to  have  a  successful 
College  Days  program.  "Every 
major  staff  person  is  needed  to 
help,  especially  the  deans  and 
the  food  service  director.  My 
secretary,  Emily  Dresser,  has 
assisted  me  extensively  in  the 
planning  for  College  Days." 

Mitsue   Yapshing,   Co-Vice 
President  for  Social  Activities, 
stated  her  feelins  about  her  past  # 
experience  at  College  Days.  "I  \ 
was  very  impressed  with  the 
amount  of  time  and  effort  that 
the  college  put  into  the  pro- 
gram. Most  of  all,  I  really  en- 
joyed the  southern  hospitality 
that  I  was  greeted  with  when  I 
came    last    year.    That    is 
something    I'll    never    forget 
about  Southern  College." 
Continued  on  page  2 


tcuumai 


3 


Christian  Education  Is 
Getting  Too  Expensive 

Christian  education  is  already  expensive.  It  was  expensive  four 
years  ago  when  I  came  to  Southern  College.  And  yet  hide  can 
be  done  about  the  problem. 

Next  year,  tuition  will  rise  eight  percent  above  what  it  is  right 
now.  For  a  student  who  takes  an  average  of  fifteen  credit  hours 
a  semester  and  eats  under  a  hundred  and  sixty  dollars  in  food, 
the  estimated  cost  for  his  1985-86  school  year  is  just  below  eight 
thousand  dollars.  For  about  twenty-five  percent  of  Southern  Col- 
lege's student  population,  this  figure  is  approximately  half  of  what 
their  parent's  make  in  a  year. 

The  responsibility  of  paying  this  bill  lies  mostly  with  the  stu- 
dent, then.  And  there  is  nothing  wrong  with  that.  A  person  work- 
ing at  the  McKee  Baking  Company  can  make  just  under  seven 
dollars  an  hour.  If  he  can  work  about  twenty  hours  a  week,  then 
he  can  make  approximately  seven  thousand  dollars  a  year.  With 
a  scholarship  or  a  grant,  his  tuition  may  be  paid.  Of  course,  this 
scenario  requires  some  sacrifice  for  most  of  the  students  on  this 
campus,  whether  this  be  taking  less  college  courses  during  a 
semester  or  having  less  time  for  social  and  recreational  activities. 

But  the  problem  with  an  expensive  Christian  education  is  that 
it  is  slowly  taking  away  the  importance  of  learning  at  a  Seventh- 
day  Adventist  institution.  More  and  more  students  are  seeing  public 
universities  with  prestigious  names  as  viable  alternatives.  Although 
the  same  evils  of  a  public  college  may  be  found  on  this  campus, 
one  is  less  likely  to  find  the  Christian  influences  of  this  college 
on  public  campuses.  (And  if  one  is  looking  for  a  Christian  spouse, 
the  picking  is  even  slimmer.) 

Also,  an  SDA  education  does  not  give  any  guarantees  for  future 
employment.  Neither  do  other  colleges.  But  students  are  less  like- 
ly now,  than  in  previous  generations,  to  go  into  the  type  of  debt 
that  a  Christian  education  can  get  one  in  for  an  education  that 
doesn't  guarantee  a  job.  Thus,  what  is  happening  is  a  vicious  cy- 
cle. Tuition  goes  up  to  offset  both  the  increased  cost  of  living  and 
the  reduced  student  enrollment,  and  students  leave  because  they 
cannot  afford  the  high  tuition. 

Little  can  be  done  about  the  problem,  but  an  answer  needs  to 
be  found. 


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Claude  B.  Bass  to  Speak 
on  'Planning  For  Life 
and  Death' 


"Planning  for  Life  and 
Death"  is  the  topic  of  the 
business  lecture  to  be  presented 
by  Claude  B.  Bass,  J.D., 
tonight  at  8  p.m.,  in  Brock  Hall 
at  Southern  College  of  Seventh- 
day  Adventists  in  Collegedale. 

Mr.  Bass  is  currently  the  vice- 
president  and  trust  officer  for 
the  First  Tennessee  Bank, 
where  his  principal  job  has  been 
that  of  financial  and  estate 
planning  counselor.  Mr.  Bass 
has  accepted  a  similar  position 
with  Citizens  and  Southern  Na- 
tional Bank  of  Atlanta, 
Georgia,  effective  April  15. 

He  is  a  graduate  of  Baylor 
preparatory  School  of  Chat- 


tanooga, the  University  of 
Southern  Mississippi,  the  New 
York  Institute  of  Finance,  and 
the  University  of  Mississippi 
School  of  Law. 

Mr.  Bass  is  a  member  of  the 
Chattanooga  Bar  Association, 
the  Mississippi  Bar  Association, 
the  Estate  Planning  Council  of 
Chattanooga,  and  Chattanooga 
Tax  Practitioners,  as  well  as 
serving  as  a  board  member  of 
the  Chattanooga  Visitors  and 
Convention  Bureau,  and  chair- 
man of  the  Southeast  Hamilton 
County  Area  Chamber  of 
Commerce. 

This  presentation  is  part  of 
the  1985  E.  A.  Anderson  Lec- 


Honors. . . 

honors  this  year  are  Robert  E. 
Clayton,  Thomas  W.  Eisen- 
drath,  Frederic  D.  Liebrand, 
Kevin  L.  Morgan,  Dennis 
Negron,  Cheryl  L.  Reinhardt, 
and  Robert  B.  Stephan.  Those 
graduating  with  an  Associate 
Degree  are  Steven  J.  McNeal 
and  Beverly  J.  Turk. 

Cum  laude  is  the  designation 
for  a  GPA  between  3.5  and 
3.74.  Recipients  are  Clyde  D. 
Blum,  Mary  D.  Brann,  Donna 
A.  Ermer,  Kevin  W.  Evans, 
Tamara  A.  Friedrich,  Debbie 
D.  Giles,  Norrise  K.  Goodrum, 
Paula  J.  Grubbs,  and 
Magdalena  K.  Guraat. 


The  second  half  of  four-year 
students  graduating  with 
honors  is  as  follows:  Cynthia 
K.  Hatch,  Stanley  N.  Hobbs, 
Sheryl  L.  S.  Kenyon,  Teresa  L. 
Lang,  Robert  M.  MacLafferty, 
Richard  A.  Pope,  Tamara  L. 
Schlisner,  Elizabeth  A. 
Sedgwick,  Kelly  M.  Stebbins, 
Angela  L.  Shultz,  Andrew  R. 
Wheat,  and  Donna  L.  Wolbert. 

Students  graduating  with  a 
two-year  degree  and  with  cum 
laude  are  Teresa  A.  Brockway, 
Judith  A.  Falsnes,  Janice  L. 
Hassencahl,  Christina  G. 
Holland,  LouAnn  L.  Marshall, 
Peck  H.  Neo,  Nancy  J.  Snell, 
and  Lindy  D.  Weitzel. 


ture  Series,  and  annual  feature 
of  the  Division  of  Business  and 
Office  Administration  at 
Southern  College.  Made  possi- 
ble  by  the  generosity  of  Eugene 
A.  Anderson  of  Atlanta,  this  I 
series  was  designed  to  stimulate 
a  broader  understanding  of  the 
business  world.  A  lecture  by 
Thomas  M.  Zapara, 
"Philosophy  of  Starting  and' 
Managing  a  Business  Enter- 
prise," to  be  given  April  18, 
concludes  the  1985  series. 

The  public  is  invited  to  at- 
tend free  of  charge.  A  question 
and  answer  period  will  follow 
the  presentation. 


FM90.5  to  Host 
ARN  Meeting 

FM90.5  WSMC,  our  college 
radio  station,  will  be  host  to 
this  year's  annual  Adventist 
Radio  Network  board  of  direc- 
tors meetings  April  10-12  here 
on  campus.  According  to  ARN 
president  Olson  Perry,  the 
meetings  will  include  a  tour  of 
FM90.5's  old  and  new  s'udios, 
and  a  visit  to  nearby  ARN  sta.-' 
tion  WOGG  at  Oakwood  Col- 
lege. General  Conference  presi- 
dent Neal  C.  Wilson  will  be  a 
featured  speaker  during  the 
meetings  here  at  the  college. 
ARN  is  a  network  comprised  of 
all  Adventist  radio  stations  in 
North  America. 


Nursing.  .  . 

was  also  praised,  along  with  the  our  program  and  the  abilities  of  program    would    get    better 

qua  ,  y  of  students  and  chmcal  our  graduates."  She  went  on  to  because  an  upcoming  meeting 

Tl/hv'v           ...     a  SEy    that    the    State    Board  will  open  up  doctorate  funding 

rhfil-n     ,T*  '.'if  fdlris,on  statistics  for  passing  rates  were  for  nursing  instructors,  thereby 

ST**       fed  ryf  g°°d-  encouraging  more  teachers  to 

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First  year  coach,  Ted  Evans,     "black  light."  The  perennial    with  60  percent  r 


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show  features  the  Southern  the  SC  gymnastic 
College  team  of  23,  plus  Bill  traveled  4,000  miles  within  the 
Copp,  the  guest  trampolinest,  Southern  Union  putting  on  11 
who  is  a  former  president  of  the  shows  and  seven  clinics.  The 
Acrosports  Association  of  shows  have  had  a  strong  col- 
America,  legiate  cheerleader  content. 
The    1985    show    features  Evans  says  that  several  of  the     McClarty  is  with  the 

this  year.  She  is  a  two-time  Na 


our  regular  Southern  Union 
swing." 

The  show  Saturday  night  will 
be  strong  on  team  floor  events 
with  the  rings,  baton  and  tram- 
polin  as  the  exceptions.  Julie 


routines    of   mixed    doubles,  team  members  have 

rings,    pyramids,    team   floor  sion  worked  out  with  the  UTC 

events,  and  a  new  mysterious  cheerleaders. 

routine  done  in  the  dark  called  The  team  is  a  young  team 


tional  Baton  Champion.  Dave 
Perkins  is  featured  on  the 
unicycle  and  has  a  juggling  act 


seen  at  a  Southern  College  gym-  (~)np   rPPfiPniVpS 

nasties  home  show.  These  in-  VyllC   ,CLU6Iui« 

elude  Black  Light,  Southern  them 

Belles,   and  the  Finale.  The  "lvl"' 

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ANAHEIM,    Calif.    (AP)» 

Thirty  years  after  Walt  Disney 

threw  open  the  gates  to  what 

was  then  the  ultimate  amuse- 
ment park,  Disneyland  remains 

a  Magic  Kingdom  for  kids  of  all 

ages. 
Its  sister  park  in  Florida, 

Walt  Disney  World,  offers 
more  variety,  and  the  Tokyo 

Disneyland  is  new  and  fresh. 
But    the    original,    which 
sprouted    up   out    of  orange 
groves  south  of  Los  Angeles  in 
1955,  shows  almost  no  signs  of     the  Mickey  Mouse  Club  Circus 
its  age  and  still  ranks  as  one  of     and  the  Flying  Saucers,  have 
the     globe's     star     tourist     disappeared  over  the  years, 
attractions.  But    there    are    many    new 

Disneyland  has  faced  some  rides-Space  Mountain,  Big 
harsh  realitites  in  recent  years,  Thunder  Mountain  Railroad- 
including  an  employee  strike 
and  apparently  decreasing 
attendance. 

But  the  park  continues  to 
serve  as  a  testament  to  Walt 
Disney's  creative  genius  and 
warm  feelings  for  children  and 


Since  Disneyland  opened 
three  decades  ago,  nearly  250 
million  people  have  strolled 
along  Main  Street  USA. 

A  few  attractions  have  en- 
dured for  30  years,  including 
the  still-popular  Jungle  Cruise. 
But  the  park,  which  had  just  18 
rides  when  it  opened, 
undergoes  constant,  gradual 
change. 

A  current  vistor  who'd  been 
there  at  the  opening  would  find 
that  many  of  the  rides,  such 


and  others  thai  have  been  up- 
dated and  rejuvenated- 
Submarine  Voyage  and  almost 
everything  in  "Fantasyland," 
one  of  seven  theme  areas. 

The  favorite  rides  of  younger 
children,  8  or  so  and  under,  in- 


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Disney... 

elude  the  Jungle  Cruise,  Coun-  free  for  children  2  and  under, 
try  Bear  Jamboree,  America  Two-day  unlimited  passes  are. 
Sings,  Tom  Sawyer's  Island  $26  and  $18,  and  three-day 
and  most  everything  in  Fantasy  passes  are  $34  and  $25.  Park- 
Land,  highlighted  by  It's  a  ing  is  $2  per  day. 
Small  World.  It's  impossible  for  first-time 

Popular  attractions  for  teen-  visitors  to  see  everything  in  one 

agers  and  strong-hearted  adults  day,  with  a  three-day  visit  ideal, 

are   Space    Mountain,    Big  Weekdays  generally  are  less 

Thunder  Mountain   Railroad  crowded  than  weekends.  Usual- 

and  the  Matterhorn  Bobsleds,  ly,  the  best  times  to  ride  the 

all  high-tech  roller  coasters.  most  popular  attractions  are  in 

It's  a  good  idea  to  contact  the  early  morning  or  just  before 

Disneyland's  Guest  Relations  closing  time,  when  the  lines  are 

(P.O.    Box    3232,    Anaheim,  shorter. 

Calif.     92803     or     phone  Disneyland   spokesman   Al 

714-999-4564)  before  planning  Flores  says  January,  February 

a  visit.  and    early    November    and 


These  Games  Are 
A  Mindful 


John  Diaz 

GLASSBORO,  N.J.  (AP)  --        He  said  he  had  been  amazed    was  also  moved  from  his  base- 
It  took  the  Olympics  of  the    again  and  again  by  the  con-    ment    to    a   small  office   in 


Mind  almost  seven  years  to  find    testants'  skill  in  solving  t 
a  problem  a  child  could  not    plex    problems    with   simple 


The  cost  of  an  unlimited    December  are  the  least-crowded     Committee. 


materials,  creating  everything 
its  name,    from  spring-powered  vehicles 
18-gram  balsa-wood  struc- 
es  that  could  support  978 
pounds  of  iron  weights. 
The  competition  began  in  the 
Samuel  Micklus,  a  co-founder    basement  of  Micklus'  house, 
of   the    competition.    "The    where  he  designed  the  first  con- 
Greeks  used  the  word  Olympics    test:  a  maze  in  which  students     blem  solving.  His  appreciation 
1,000  years  ago.  I  don't  think    had  to  guide  a  blinfolded  player     for  the  "spectator  sport" 
it  belongs  to  the  U.S.  Olympic    with  neither  touch  nor  speech,     watching  youthful   minds 


solve. 

The  problem  i 
which  got  the  scholastic  com- 
petition in  hot  water  with  the 
U.S.  Olympic  Committee. 

"I  think  it's  unfair,"  said  C. 


Glassboro.  His  wife,  Carol, 
serves  as  OM's  executive  direc- 
tor and  is  one  of  four  full-time 
paid  workers. 

Mrs.  Micklus  said  the  theory 
behind  the  program  is  that 
creativity  can  be  taught,  just 
like  learning  to  play  the  piano. 

At  50,  Micklus  retains  a 
youthful  enthusiasm  for  pro- 


Micklus  likes  to  add  a  com-     work  dates  back  more  than  25 


"passport,"  which  allows  the 
purchaser  to  ride  any  a 


Federal  law  disagrees,  giving    plication  element.  In  the  first     years,  when  as  a  high  school 
the  U.S.  Olympic  Committee    challenge  he  required  the  blind-     teacher  he  challenged  students 


he  or  she    and  last  week,  June  15-21  and     exclusive  use  of  the  word,  so    folded  player  to  pop 


wishes,  is  $15  for  adults,  $10    Sept.  2-7  this  year,  also  3 
for  children  3  through  12,  and    mally  less  crowded  than  other 
\  times. 


Words,  once  they're  printed    M^nd 
have  a  life  of  their  own. 

--  Carol  Burnett 


the   mind   games   have   been  balloons   with   a    blow   gun. 

renamed  the  OM  World  Finals  Micklus   said   one   group   of 

this  year.  Micklus  said  more  youngsters  played  musical  in- 

than  4,000  schools  have  become  struments  to  warn  their  player 

active    members,    with    the  of  boundary  lines,  to  steer  turns 

finalists  scheduled  to  compete  and  to  position  the  blow  gun. 

5-7  at  the  University  of  The  games  caught  the  atten- 
tion of  educators  and  jour- 

Micklus,  a  Glassboro  State  nalists  to  a  degree  that  surpris- 

College  physics  professor,  has  ed  Micklus. 
been  developing  games  sinci 
1978  to  test  the  creative  and 


technical  talents  of  youngsters    year,"  he  said.  "It  v 
in   kindergarten   through   the    be  a  one-time  thing.' 


to  pachage  an  egg  . 

could  be  securely  dropped  form 

a  high  place. 

While  Micklus  works  on  pro- 
blems for  the  1986  competition 
in  Flagstaff,  Ariz.,  this  year's 
contestants  are  tackling  such 
challenges  as  developing  a 
"Smarty  Pants"  robot  capable 
of  doing  homework  and 
cleanup  chores,  an  "ecology 
'I  couldn't  believe  it,  (en-  dozer"  that  can  transplant  trees 
)    kept    doubling    every    with  the  power  of  a  hydraulic 


going  to    jack  and  a  visual  presentation 
to  accompany  classical  music. 


wHB 


Are  yon  a  true  romantie? 

(Take  this  little  quiz  and  find  out.) 

Put  a  1  by  each  statement  jvhich  you  feel  is  generally  true. 

The  heart  is  usually  wiser  than  the  head. 

I  can  get  more  out  of  a  worship  service  in  a  meadow  or  a  grove  than  in  < 

regular  church  building. 

Casual  parties  are  more  natural  and  more  fun  than  formal  ones. 

-The  purest  communication  is  the  silence  of  two  walking  side  by  side. 

;ling;  no  one  can  explain  it,  and  attempts  to  do  so  jusl 


-Love  i 
cheapen  it. 

1  feel  more  comfortable  i 

formal  clothes. 


- 1  would  rather  have  a  job  as  a  tour  guide  through  ( 
castle  than  as  a  guide  in  the  Smithsonian  museum. 


-Primitive  peoples  * 
countries. 


e  generally  happier  than  those  in  i 


'  pair)  than  I  do  in 
i  old,  mysterious 
ore  industrialized 


Natural  things  are  better  than  chemically  derived  things. 

All  you  need  is  love. 

TOTAI . 

1-3  You  have  a  cool  head  and  a  classical  outlook.  This  summer  ENGL  337 
can  help  you  understand  the  romantics  all  around  you  and  to  find  a 
common  touch  with  them.  a 

4-7  Your  outlook  is  a  balance  between  romantic  and  classical.  ENGL  337 
this  summer  can  deepen  your  understanding  of  v„„r  romantic  side  wh„e 
tntroducmg  you  to  the  Victorians,  who  stfuggL  to  soliulfy"^ 

8-10  You  are  an  incurable  romantic.  For  you,  ENGL  337  can  be  a  delightful 

>  You've  seen  trashy  imitations  on  supermarket  bookracks 
Now  meet  the  real  romantics  and  their  heirs. 
19th  Century  English  Literature. 
Mr.  Haluska 


Within  three  years,  Micklus  Teams  are  limited  to  spen- 

said,    the    number    of   par-  ding  $40  in  materials, 

ticipants,  judges,  parents  and  "I  think  we  underestimate 

spectators    overwhelmed    the  teachers  and  we  underestimate  ■ 

1,400-bed    capacity    of   the  kids,"  he  said.  "We're  moving 

Glassboro     State     College  into  a  super  high-tech  society, 

dormitories.  but    look    at    the   kids   have 

The  administrative  work  of  adapted  to  it.  For  them,  it's  not 

the  private,  non-profit  group  homework,  it's  a  game. 


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Europe  On  $5  A  Day... 
|  And  A  Prayer 


Away  From  Campus 


I  John  Dysinger 
I  Bob  Folkenberg 

We  purposely  left  the  chapter 
on  lodging  until  last  because  it 
I  is  in  this  area  that  you  can  best 
I  exercise  your.imagination. 
1  It  is  a  sad  fact  that  most 
I  travelers  on  $5  a  day  break 
I  down  when  the  sun  sets  and  the 
I  glaring  neon  lights  of  cheap 
I  hotels  beckon  them.  To  these 
I  weary  tourists  we  say,  "Yield 
I  not  to  temptation  or  less  ye 

all  blow  your  budget!"  But 

:  don't  want  to  leave  you 
Islanding  on  the  street,  staring 
[longingly  and  forlornly  into  the 
Twindows  of  those  despicable 
ludget-breaking  hotels.  On  the 
lontrary,  we  would  like  to  seed 
lour  imaginations  with  exciting 
Ind  adventurous  alternatives. 
I  Trains  and  train  stations  are 

logical  place  for  penny- 
■inching  travelers  to  sleep.  Plan 
lour  journey  so  that  you're 
laveling  at  night  and  sight- 
leeing  during  the  day.  Most 
Continental  trains  have  small, 
leparate  compartments  for 
Eassengers    which,    with    the 


shutters  pulled  and  the  lights 
out,  rival  the  comfort  of  any 
one-star  hotel.  The  only 
drawback  is  that  the  conductor 
inevitably  barges  in  yelling, 
"tickets,"  just  when  you've 
reached  the  point  in  your  dream 
where  you  mother  is  tucking  the 
covers  tight  around  your  chin 
and  giving  you  a  good  night 
kiss.  Reality  can  often  be  harsh. 
Most  train  stations  have  heated 
waiting  rooms  which  you  can 
resort  to  if  all  else  fails-and  if 
you  don't  mind  sharing  them 
with  drunks  and  bums.  Empty 
train  cars  are  another 
alternative. 

If  your  travels  take  you  near 
the  ocean,  we  suggest  spending 
the  night  on  the  beach.  It's  best 
to  arrive  after  dark  though,  so 
you  don't  know  what  your  sur- 
roundings are  like,  (if  you 
knew,  you  probably  wouldn't 
get  much  sleep.) 

If  you  should  find  yourself 
on  a  boat  with  night  ap- 
proaching, skip  the  berths  and 


head  for  the  car  deck.  There 
you  will  be  put  to  sleep  by  the 
squeaks  of  the  Fiats  and  the 
groans  of  the  lorries.  If  you  are 
unlucky  enough  to  encounter  a 
storm  during  the  night  (as  we 
did),  you'll  begin  to  really  ap- 
preciate the  prayer  part  of 
"Europe  on  $5  a  Day.. .and  a 
Prayer."  (Especially  when  the 
cars  start  rolling  past  your 
head). 

One  of  our  most  memorable 
nights  was  spent  in  the  shadow 
of  the  leaning  Tower  of  Pisa.  It 
was  thrilling  to  look  up  at  this 
wonder  of  the  world  as  it  loom^ 
ed  up  out  of  the  darkness.  But 
beware,  dogs  don't  appreciate 
historical  beauty!  (Bob  had  a 
hard  time  cleaning  up  the  next 
morning). 

Our  hope  is  that  these  articles 
have  sufficiently  stimulated 
your  imagination  and  aroused 
your  sense  of  adventure  so  that 
you  too  will  want  to  experience 
"Europe  on  $5  a  Day. ..and  a 
Prayer." 


low's  Your  News  IQ 


Moan  Brunskitl-.-.. 
1  EDITOR'S    NOTE:    How 
|iuch  do  you  remember  about 
le  stories  that  have  been  in  the 
lews  recently?   If  you  score 
:r  than  five  correct  answers, 
lou  have  been  spending  too 
juich    time    playing    video 
James.  If  you  get  eight  or  more 
■  you  rate  an  "A." 
1.  Returns  in  the  elections  in 
|1  Salvador  indicated  victory 
tad  a  likely  majority  in  the  na- 
lional  assembly  for  President 
lose  Napoleon  Duarte  and  His: 
■a)  National  Conciliation  Par- 
ly; (b)  Nationalist  Republican 
Alliance;      (c)      Christian 
Pemocratic  Party. 
1  2.  To  build  a  new  class  of 
(™vy  destroyers,  the  service's 
P'ggest  shipbuilding  program 
|w  the  rest  of  the  century,  the 
J™7  selected:  (a)  Bath  Iron 
■»orks,  Bath,  Maine;  (b)  Todd 
FTOards,  Los  Angeles;  (c)  In- 
Pp  Shipbuilding,  Pascagoula, 

J3-  The  Internal  Revenue  Ser- 
I J**  re|eased  figures  showing 
I  "at  lhc  number  of  individual 
UT retums  processed  during  the 

fcrf13we<*sofl985was:(a) 
■  "fewer  than  during  the  same 
I"  "od  las'  year;  (b)  about  the 
Ifc  as  last  year;  (c)  far  more 
T*>  'ast  year. 
J  4-  Pollster  Lou  Harris  said  a 

IceiJ"'  P°"  had  found  84  per- 
Ifelt  °f  the  American  people 
lilt  LPersona"y  threatened  by 
^""Se  federal  deficit  and  to 
'  the  problem  favored:  (a) 
"""•g  the  dollar;  (b)  raising 
l«or^"d  CUttin8  pending;  (c) 
'"""ng  the  tax  system  and 


5.  Arthur  J.  Goldberg, 
retired  Justice  of  the  U.S. 
Supreme  Court  and  former 
chief  U.S.  representative  to  the 
U.S.,  was  named  to  investigate 
ties  to  reputed  organized  crime 
figures  of  Joseph  A.  Bevilac- 
qua,  chief  justice  of  the 
Supreme  Court  of:  (a)Nevada; 
(b)Rhode  Island;  (c)New 
Jersey. 

6.  During  the  visit  to 
Washington  of  Sudanese  Presi- 
dent Gaafar  Nimeiri,  the 
Reagan  administration  an- 
nounced the  release  of 
economic  support  assistance  to 
Suan  to  the  value  of:  (a)  $850 
million;  (b)  $114  million;  (c) 
$67  million. 

7.  On  the  grounds  of  the  il- 
legal use  of  quotas  to  foster  the 
promotion  of  blacks,  thus 
violating  the  rights  of  whites,  a 
federal  district  judge  struck 
down  an  affirmative  action 
plan  adopted  by  the  fire  depart- 
ment of:  (a)  the  District  of  Col- 
umbia; (b)  Chicago;  (c)  San 
Diego. 

8.  A  warning  from  the 
"Armenian  Secret  Army  for 
the  liberation  of  Our 
Homeland:  that  they  would 
bomb  the  subways  kept  the 
public  and  police  on  the  alert 
in:  (a)  Ottawa;  (b)  Toronto;  (c) 
Montreal. 

9.  A  major  government- 
sponsored  study  showed  that  an 
experimental,  genetically  engin- 
nered  drug  -  tissue-type 
plasminogen  activator  -  was 
nearly  twice  as  effective  as 
medication  now  used,  in:  (a) 


ing  up  ulcers;  (c)  healing  serious 
burns. 

10.  It  was  reported  that 
England's  tallest  cathedral 
spire,  670  years  old,  was 
crumbling  but  could  perhaps  be 
saved  by  a  $7.8  million  repair 
job  --  the  cathedral  in  question 
is:  (a)  Canterbury;  (b)  Win- 
chester; (c)  Salisbury. 


New  Condominiums  Rejected 

City  planners,  Monday,  rejected  plans  for  a  300-unit  con- 
dominium complex  in  Tyner  even  though  the  developeTof  the 
$30  nullum  project  insists  "There  isn't  one  qualified !  plamung 
executive  in  the  country"  who  would  recommend  again™? 
development.  During  Monday's  public  hearing,  bulldeTjhn 
Armstrong  said  that  the  proposed  development  would  be  sur- 
rounded by  27  vacant  acres  and  would  aid  drainage  in  the  area 
by  installing  a  new  drainage  ditch.  The  two-and-three-bedroom 
condominiums  which  will  sell  for  $88,500  to  $140  000  each 
"would  be  a  great  asset  to  the  entire  area,"  Armstrong  said. 

Reagan  Summit  with  Gorbachev 

The  Reagan  Administration  said  Monday  that  it  was  pleas- 
ed that  Mikhail  S.  Gorbachev  had  agreed  in  principle  to  meet 
with  President  Reagan  but  that  "much  serious  work"  is  need- 
ed before  a  meeting  is  arranged.  The  stress  on  the  need  for  the 
meeting  to  be  well-prepared  was  in  contrast  to  the  seeming 
readiness  of  Reagan  to  meet  Gorbachev  as  soon  as  feasible 
when  he  initiated  talk  of  a  summit  last  month.  The  call  for 
careful  preparations  was  said  to  reflect  the  view  of  Secretary 
of  State  George  P.  Shultz,  who  opposed  a  get  acquainted 
session. 

"Police  Bug" 

A  bug  forced  the  Tracy  City  Police  Dept.  office  to  be  clos- 
ed Sunday.  It  was  an  electronic  bug.  Police  Commissioneer 
Robin  Geary  said  Monday  that  the  device  was  planted  by  a 
police  officer  because  of  a  departmental  political  quarrel.  Police 
Chief  Pat  Hood  acknowledged  Monday  night  he  installed  the 
device,  but  declined  to  discuss  his  motivation.  He  said  reasons 
for  planting  the  device  will' be  discussed  Thursday  night  with 
the  city  council.  ' 

Daughter  Charged  with  Murder 

Deputy  Sheriff  arrested  a  20-year-old  woman  on  charges  she 
killed  her  father  and  assaulted  her  mother  by  putting  rat  poison 
in  their  beef  soup  and  gelatin  dessert.  Her  reasoning  was  that 
they  objected  to  the  man  she  was  dating.  Andrea  Brown  of 
Mississippi  was  being  held  without  bond  at  the  Hinds  County 
Detention  Center.  Andrew  Lew  Brown  died  at  the  University 
of  Miss.  Medical  Center  on  March  20  and  his  wife  was  releas- 
ed on  the  26th. 


GARFIELD® 


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Illfe 

J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 


lusic  Man'  to  be 
Performed  on 


Southern  College 


Campus 


Your  Turn 


If  you  could  cut  something  out  or  do  away  with  an 
aspect  of  school  to  lower  tuition,  what  would  it  be? 


Three  performances  of  the 
"Music  Man,"  a  musical  by 
Meredith  Wilson,  will  be  given 
by  students  and  faculty  of  the 
Division  of  Music  at  Southern 
College  of  Seventh-day  Adven- 
tists  on  April  14,  15,  and  16  at 
[he  Collegedale  Academy 
Auditorium. 
A  Sunday  matinee  will  be  at 
'.  The  Monday  and  Tues- 
lay  performances  are  schedul- 
d  to  begin  at  7:30  p.m. 
With  a  cast  of  nearly  50 
tembers,  the  musical  is  under 
he  direction  of  Orlo  Gilbert 


and  Dr.  Don  Runyan,  pro- 
fessors of  music  at  southern 
College. 

Leading  players  are  Glenn 
McElroy  as  Professor  Harold 
Hill,  Michelle  Cromwell  as 
Librarian  Marion  Paroo,  Dr. . 

Marvin  Robertson  as  Mayor    "Stop  making  flower  beds  out 
Shinn,  Denise  Read  as  Eulalie    of  our  parking  lots1" 
Shin,  Alicia  Williams  as  Mrs.  -Danny  Varner 

Paroo,  and  Robert  Shanko  as 
Marcellus  Washburn. 

The  public  is  invited  to  at- 
tend. All  seating  is  by  reserva- 
tion. Tickets  are  $3.50  and  are 
now  available  as  the  Village 


S 


"Turn  off  the  lights  in  Brock 
and  Wood  Hall  at  night." 

-Chris  Sowers 


"I  wouldn't  have  carbon 
copied  receipts  in  the 
cafeteria." 

-Rich  Heinsman 


Market  in  Collegedale. 

"The  day  will  happen 
whether  or  not  you  get  up." 
—  John  Ciardi 


£ 


"The  Scanvertiser" 
Jerry  Kovalski  -Robin  Merrifield 


"I'd  rip  the  organ  out  and  sell 
it  back." 

-Rick  Swistek 


Classifieas 

THE  BEST  OF  BRITAIN 
TOUR.  Travel  through 
England,  Scotland,  Wales,  Ju- 
ly 9-30,  1985.  Three  hours  of 
credit  (six  hours  with  extension 
to  August  5).  Credit  may  be 
history  or  humanities  (General 
Education  Areas  C-l  and  D-3). 
Satisfies  European  history  re- 
quirement. Price:  $2, 100- 
$2,300.  Contact  Dr.  William 
Wohlers,  Department  of 
History.  Phone  238-2528  or 
396-3220. 


ATTENTION  FOOD 

BINGERS:  For  some  time  now 
you  have  been  locked  into  a  cy- 
cle of  gorging  food  and  then 
purging  either  by  forced 
vomiting,  laxitives,  diuretics,  or 
continual  dieting  and  fasting. 
You  often  feel  unable  to  break 
this  cycle.  A  group  is  now  be- 
ing started  for  persons  strug- 
gling with  this  behavior  pattern. 
If  you  are  interested  in  joining 
us,  please  call  one  of  these 
numbers:  396-2093  or 
396-2136.  Ask  for  Laura. 


Typesetter  for  Sale.  Older 
Model  Compugraphic  photo 
typesetter.  Suitable  for 
Newsletter/school  paper. 
Developer  included.  Contact 
Brent  Van  Arsdell. 
(615)238-3027. 

Need  a  paper  typed  now?  Up  to 
20  pages  guaranteed  overnight, 
error-free,  $  1 .00  per  page.  Call 
238-221 1  and  ask  for  Kathryn. 

FALL  CREEK  FALLS  RE- 
TREAT 

Here's  your  last  big  chance  to 
have  a  mini-vacation  with  your 
friends  this  school  year.  Come 
join  the  Business  Club  at  Fall 
Creek  Falls  April  19-21.  All  ex- 
penses ($12  for  members  and 
$15  for  nonmembers)  can  be 
charged  to  you  ID.  Sign  up  now 
in  the  Business  Dept.  (Brock 
Hall)  or  call  238-2750. 


Southern  Mathematical  Socie- 
ty sponsors  the  Student 
Seminar  "Fractional  Dimen- 
sions in  Nature"  by  Fred 
Liebrand,  Thursday,  April  11, 
at  7:00  p.m.  in  Daniells  Hall. 
Everyone  is  welcome.  Society 
Elections  will  be  held  following 
the 


FOR  SALE:  64  in.  O'Brien 
Competitor  slalom  ski.  In  good 
condition.  Asking  $100.  Call 
396-3056  after  5  p.m  or 
238-2791  on  MWTh  3-5p.m 


If  you  received  a  loan  from 
either  the  NDSL  Fund  or  the 
Nursing  Student  Loan  Fund 
and  will  be  completing  your 
studies  at  Southern  College  this 
May,  you  will  need  to  have  an 
Exit  Interview  before  you  will 
be  able  to  receive  your  exam 
permits. 

Group  interviews  are 
scheduled  for  April  11  and  15 
at  6  p.m.  in  Conference  Room 
A.  second  floor,  Wright  Hall. 

If  you  have  not  received  a 
personal  notice  of  the  interview 
along  with  an  Exit  Data  Sheet 
to  complete  and  bring  with  you, 
please  contact  the  loan  office  so 
we  can  prepare  the  materials 
you  will  need  for  the  interview. 


Foresight 


Friday 
Saturday 

Sunday 


April  12 
April  13 

April  14 


Monday  April  15 

Tuesday  April  16 

Wednesday  April  17 

Thursday  April  18 


Vespers:  W.  McFarland 
Concert:  Kandace  McKinney* 
Church:  Neal  C.  Wilson,  GC  presj 
5:00  pm:  Orchestra-Organ  Concert! 
8:00  pm  Gymnastics  Home  Show  1 
Beginning  of  College  Days 
3:00  pm:  Music  Man**  I 

8:00  pm:  The  Kodak  Show 
7:30  pm:  Music  Man 
7:30  pm:  Music  Man 
Midweek  Service:  Gordon  Bietz    I 
Chapel:  Awards  Chapel 


MEMBERSHIP  IN  THE  NA- 
TIONAL FOREIGN 
LANGUAGE  HONOR 
SOCIETY,  Alpha  Mu  Gamma, 
is  open  to  students  who  have 
earned  two  grades  of  A  in  one 
language.  (The  mid-term  grade 
may  be  counted  for  this 
semester  only).  Benefits:  a  par- 
chment certificate,  a  pamphlet 
or  two,  and  the  option  of  say- 
ing "yes"  when  asked  by  a  pro- 
spective employer  or  graduate 
school  whether  you  are  a 
member  of  any  scholastic 
honor  society.  Cost:  five 
dollars.  Applications  are 
available  in  the  offices  of  Dr. 
Ott  and  Dr.  Morrison  in  Brock 
Hall.  Direct  questions  to  them 
or  to  Doug  Gates,  president  of 
the  local  chapter.  Application 
deadline:  April  15. 

PERSONAL 

Ramona, 

Let's  take  a  taxi  to  Oklahoma 

again  some  time.  The  first  time 

was  better  than  cherry  cheese 

cake. 

The  Minnesota  Kid 


*  In  Ackerman  Auditorium 

**In  Collegedale  Academy  Auditorium 


A 
'S  GIFT 

that 
remembers 
...by  helping 
others 
to  live 

When  you  lose  someone 
dear  to  you-or  when  a 
special  person  has  a 
birthday,  quits  smoking,  or 
has  some  other  occasion  to 
celebrate-memorial  gifts  or 
tribute  gifts  made  (or  them 
to  your  Lung  Association 
t  lung  disease 

BOf 


►  AMERICAN 

►LUNG 
ASSOCIATION 
of  TENNESSEE 


Answers  to  News  Quiz  On  Pg.  5 


1.  c 

2.  A 

3.  A 

4.  B 

5.  B 

6.  C 

7.  A 

8.  B 

9.  A 

10.  C 

"J/7  could  choose  one  degree  for  the  people  I  hire,  it  would  be  English 

.  .you  can  teach  a  bunch  of  Cub  Scouts  to  do  portfolio  analysis." 

—A  senior  vice  president,  First  Atlanta  Corporation 


mm™  I  T/u"  t0,be  ten  years  from  now?  Careful-people 
commonly  find  themselves  in  jobs  very  different  from  their  college 

slXh  atst?  PiV°uUr  h°peS  0n  """""a  alone?  "A  20-year 
faS  I',  J  <  aTu  *hat  ?eral  arts  S^^  «««  P^moted 
faster,  were  rated  htgher  m  administrative  skills,  and  were  found  to 
have  more  management  potential  than  technical  graduates.'  " 
—News  item,  The  Chattanooga  Times,  15  March  '85 

Get  an  education. 

ENGLISH  MAJORS*  WORK 

Drop  by  the  third  floor  of  Brock  Hall.  We'll  be  glad  to  talk  it 


over, 
and  minors 


Southem^ccent 


Strawberry  Festival  Coming  Soon 


Russell  Duerksert 

The  Student  Association  will 
be  presenting  its  annual 
Strawberry  Festival  on  April 
27,  1985.  This  eagerly  awaited 
annual  event  is  a  multimedia 
presentation  of  the  year  in  pic- 
a  sort  of  annual  in  slides. 

According  to  Terry  Cantrell, 
:his  year's  producer,  the 
wherry  Festival  staff  has 
:ried  very  hard  to  get  pictures 
>f  all  the  students  on  campus. 

:  has  had  his  photographers 
aking  pictures  of  all  the  events, 
seople,  and  places  that  have 
nade  up  this  year  on  the 
Southern  College  campus.  He 
also  stated  that  this  show  would 
similar  to  the  KODAK 
ihow.  He  will  be  using  twelve 
:omputer-controlled  projectors 
lisplaying  an  image  on  one 
:reen  for  this  year's  snap- 
hot  of  life  on  the  Southern 
ToUefet  Campus. 


Seats  for  this  show,  as  always 
will  be  at  a  premium.  There  will 
be  three  showings  of  the  ap- 
proximately one  hour  show: 
Two  on  April  27  at  8:30  and 
10:15  p.m.  and  one  on  May  4 
at  9:30  p.m.  Students  are  highly 
encouraged  to  attend  the  April 
27th  shows  because  seating  is 
limited  (800-1000  per  show)  and 
the  May  4  show  is  primarily  for 
the  families  of  graduates.  The 
shows  will  be  held  in  the  P.E. 
center,  and  the  doors  will  open 
at  7:45  on  the  27th  and  8:45  on 
the  4th.  Seating  will  be  on  a 
first  come,  first  served  basis. 
And  of  course,  strawberries 
and  ice  cream  will  be  served  at 
the  conclusion  of  the  shows, 
courtesy  of  the  SA.  So  come 
out  and  enjoy  this  year's  edition 
of  the  STRAWBERRY 
FESTIVAL. 


Vandeman  Assaulted 
By  Son 


Ron  Vandeman,  the  son  of  It 
Written 's  -speaker,  George 

andeman,  assaulted  and 
wounded  his  father  on  Thurs- 
day, April  11,  1985.  In  a 
telephone  conversation  with 
Vandeman's  secretary,  Frances 
Williams,  the  Southern  Accent 
told,  however,  that  the 
evangelist  is  "sore  but  doing 
just  fine." 

Vandeman,  the 
evangelist's  son,  has  been  suf- 
fering from  schizophrenia  for 
most  of  his  adult  life.  Because 
of  this  disorder,  the  junior 
Vandeman  has  spent  much  time 
i  hospitals.  Recently,  he  con- 
tracted hepatitis.  The  medicine 
which  he  was  regularly  taking 
for  his  schizophrenia  was 
discontinued. 

When  visiting  his  parents  at 
heir  Thousand  Oaks  home, 
Vandeman  was  still  not 
aking  the  medication, 
ometime  during  the  day  of 
April  11,  while  both  men  were 
utside  of  the  home,  Ron 
vandeman  went  into  an  angry 
a8e  and  assaulted  his  father, 
tabbing  him  in  the  back  and 
:utting  him  on  other  parts  of 
is  body. 

friend  of  Vandeman's, 
larold  Reiner,  who  happened 
te  time  of  the  stabbing, 
rabbed  the  son's  arm  and  per- 
uaded  the  junior  Vandeman  to 


stop  the  assault.  An  ambulance 
was  immediately  called  and 
Vandeman  was  rushed  to  the 
hospital. 

Fortunately,  the  wounds  did 
not  puncture  any  vital  organs, 
and  they  were  easily  treated. 
Vandeman  was  released  from 
the  hospital  the  next  day  after 
spending  the  night  for 
observation. 

Vandeman  is  a  well-known 
Seventh-day  Adventist  televi- 
sion evangelist.  He  has  achieved 
great  success  with  his  broadcast 
and  is  almost  a  celebrity  within 
the  Adventist  church.  His  u- 
nique  speaking  style  gives  clari- 
ty to  the  messages  that  are 
heard  in  many  different 
countries. 

Mrs.  Williams  told  the  Ac- 
cent that  Vandeman  had  been 
planning  a  vacation  for  the  near 
future.  The  accident  has 
delayed  his  plans  and  will  not 
hinder  any  //  Is  Written 
telecast. 

Vandeman's  assault  was 
broadcast  on  the  World  News 
as  well  as  on  Paul  Harvey's 
regular  noonday  broadcast. 
Harvey,  when  describing 
Vandeman,  said  he  was  "a 
gentleman,  and  when  I  say 
gentleman,   I  mean  a  gentle 

Vandeman  is  recuperating  in 
his  California  home. 


Terry  CanlretJ,  director  of  this  years  Strawberry  Festival,  works  with  the  taping  or  the  show. 

Walther,  SMC's  First 

Academic  Dean,  Dies 


Dr.  Daniel  Walther  of  Col- 
legedale,  Tennessee,  died  Fri- 
day, April  12,  at  the  age  of  83. 
A  native  of  Switzerland, 
Walther  played  an  important 
part  in  many  of  the  Seventh- 
day  Adventist  schools,  in- 
cluding Southern  College  when 
it  was  called  Southern  Mis- 
sionary College. 

Walther  first  came  to  SC 
when  it  was  a  junior  college.  He 
taught  in  the  history  depart- 
ment and  was  Dean  of  Men  for 
one  year.  When  the  school  was 
given  senior  status  and  subse- 

College  Days  Ends 

Matt  Larfcin 

Monday,  April  15,  several 
bus  loads  of  academy  seniors 
left  the  Southern  College  cam- 
pus to  return  to  their  prospec- 
tive schools,  with  some  of  them 
continuing  their  class  trips  to 
other  areas.  The  students  en- 
joyed two  days  of  being  enter- 
tained, learning  about  a  future 
at  S.C.,  and  making  new 
friends.  The  activities  that  the 
students  enjoyed  included  the 
Music  Man  play,  the  Kodak 
show,  and  the  S.A.  talent  show 
mixer,  which  concluded  Sun- 
day's   packed    schedule    for 


quently  named  Southern  Mis- 
sionary College,  Walther  was 
named  the  first  Academic  Dean 
of  the  institution,  being  only 
one  of  two  doctors  here.  This 
post  he  held  from  1941  to  1946. 

Walther  then  went  to  the 
Theological  Seminary  situated 
in  Washington,  D.C.  After  ser- 
ving that  institution  for  21 
years,  he  was  old  enough  to 
retire  but  instead  served  our 
overseas  sister  colleges.  His 
work  overseas  brought  him  to 
Solusi  College,  Helderberg  col- 
lege, and  Colonge. 

Southern   College's   former 


them. 

The  next  morning,  the 
seniors  met  at  the  gym  for  a 
continental  breakfast  and  were 
later  informed  of  the  days 
events.  Campus  tours,  informa- 
tion about  getting  into  S.C., 
and  some  ACT  tests  were  in- 
cluded in  the  students' 
schedule.  Some  students  even 
were  given  the  opportunity  to 
watch  classes  in  progress. 

Over  six  hundred  students 
were  estimated  to  have  come 
for  college  days.  Several  of 
them  expressed  their  apprecia- 


President  Dr.  Frank  Knittel  in- 
vited Dr.  Walther  to  retire  in 
Collegedale  while  the  latter  was 
still  at  Colonge.  This,  Walther 
did,  yet  he  still  taught  a  class  or 
two  in  our  history  department. 
Walther  had  been  a  native  of 
Collegedale  for  ten  years  before 
dying  in  his  home  last  Friday. 
The  funeral  was  held  last  Mon- 
day, April  15.  He  is  survived  by 
his  wife  of  49  years,  Louise 
Olsen  Walther,  his  son,  Dr. 
David  Walther  of  Concord 
Massachusetts,  and  four  grand- 
children, Erika,  Hilary,  David, 
Jr.,  and  Ryan. 


tion  to  the  college  for  the  real 
"southern  hospitality"  they 
received.  Pam  Doran  of  In- 
diana said  that  she  enjoyed  col- 
lege days  in  spite  of  the  poor 
weather.  From  Bass  Memorial 
Academy,  Chip  Hicks  stated 
his  feelings  about  the  college's 
interest  in  the  students:  "I  was 
really  impressed  with  the  effort 
that  the  school  went  to  in  order 
to  make  all  of  the  seniors  feel 
at  home.  This  is  just  one  reason 
I'm  planning  to  attend  this 
campus  this  fall." 


J 


Thank  You,  All 

With  the  semester  coming  to  an  end  rather  quickly  and  with 
only  one  more  issue  of  the  Southern  Accent  to  publish,  I  dedicate 
this  editorial  to  my  staff.  The  production  of  a  newspaper  is  not 
easy.  It  takes  the  utmost  cooperation  of  a  host  of  people  if  the 
system  is  to  run  smoothly.  I  believe  that  the  staff  I  had  this  year 
has  been  top  notch,  and  because  of  that  fact,  we  have  accomplish- 
ed our  goal  of  putting  out  a  professional  newspaper.  (And  we 
have  put  it  out  early.) 

Above  all,  thanks  should  be  given  to  two  people  who  are  not 
on  the  staff  but  have  played  important  parts  in  the  production 
of  the  Southern  Accent.  First  of  all,  Dr.  Ben  McArthur  is  thank- 
ed for  always  keeping  foremost  in  the  minds  of  the  editorial  staff 
that  nrnfessionalism  is  what  marks  a  quality  newspaper,  such  as 
the  New  York  Times,  from  a  trashy  tabloid,  such  as  the  National 
Enquirer.  Secondly,  Miss  Frances  Andrews  must  be  thanked  for 
allowing  us  to  come  to  her  when  we  needed  journalistic  advice. 

I  thank  my  editorial  staff  for  not  only  helping  me  put  the  paper 
out  on  time,  but  for  teaching  me  to  be  a  better  manager.  John 
Seaman,  my  Assistant  Editor,  gets  the  biggest  thank-you  of  all 
for  sharing  with  me  the  experience  he  had  accumulated  during 
the  two  years  he  served  on  former  Southern  Accent  staffs.  And 
Bob  Jones,  my  Layout  Editor,  is  thanked  for  showing  me  that 
a  relaxed,  more  humorous  atmosphere  is  easier  to  work  in.  These 
two  men  and  I  have  three  distinct  personalities,  but  we  have 
become  life-long  friends. 

The  other  important  people  who  must  be  thanked  are  the  follow- 
ing. Thank  you,  Pam  Steinen,  Maribel  Soto,  and  Lynnette  Jones, 
ior  uomg  a  gooa  joo  or  typesetting.  Thank  you,  Jay  Dedeker, 
for  doing  perhaps  the  most  thankless  of  all  job,  that  of  retriev 
ing  the  bundles  of  Southern  Accents  from  the  printers  every  Thurs- 
day morning  and  distributing  them  throughout  campus.  Thank 
you,  Jerry  Kovalski  and  Richard  Gayle,  for  your  photographic 
knowledge.  The  pictures  have  been  great.  Thank  you,  George 
Turner,  for  the  humor  you  have  instilled  in  the  paper  through 
"Behind  Closed  Doors." 

Finally,  I  thank  the  most  important  people  of  all,  my  reporters. 
Without  them,  the  Southern  Accent  would  be  nonexistent.  They 
are  the  ones  who  have  dug  up  the  stories  I  have  assigned  each 
week,  writing  them  up  and  getting  little  in  return.  This  space 
doesn't  allow  me  to  name  each  of  them,  but  I  wish  1  could. 

This  year  has  been  fun.  Thank  you,  all. 


^apara  to  speak  on  business 
Management  for  Southern  College 
Business  Series 


The  "Philosophy  of  Starting 
and  Managing  a  Business 
Enterprise"  is  the  subject  of  a 
lecture  by  business  executive 
Thomas  M.  Zapara,  tonight, 
April  18,  at  8  p.m.,  in  Brock 
Hall  at  Southern  College  of 
Seventh-day  Adventists  in 
Collegedale. 

Mr.  Zapara  is  board  chair- 
man and  president  of  Life  Sup- 
port Products,  Inc.,  and  lives  in 
Corona  Del  Mar,  Calif. 

After  attending  La  Sierra 
College  in  California,  and  the 
University  of  Indiana,  he  began 
his  professional  career  in  sales 
for  a  pharmaceutical  company. 


In  1952  he  formed  his  own 
company,  Zee  Medical  Pro- 
ducts Co.,  Inc.,  which  he  sold 
to  McKesson  Corporation  in 
1983.  The  company  specialized 
in  industrial  first  aid  service  and 
training.  In  1980  he  acquired  a 
small  emergency  medical  equip- 
ment manufacturing  company 
which  in  1984  merged  with 
another  company  to  form  the 
present  entity. 

Zapara  is  a  member  of  the 
General  Conference  Board  of 
Higher  Education  and  past 
president  of  the  Loma  Linda 
Board  of  Councilors,  as  well  as 
one  of  the  organizers  of 
Business  Executive  Challenge  to 


Alumni  (BECA). 

Mr.  Zapara's  presentation 
concludes  the  1985  E  a 
Anderson  Lecture  Series 
presented  by  the  Division  Dr 
Business  and  Office  Ad! 
ministration  at  Southern  Col 
lege.  He  will  be  participating  i„ 
a  weekend  Southern  College 
Business  Club  retreat  at  Fall 
Creek  Falls  State  Park  before 
returning  to  California,  accor- 
ding to  his  host,  Dan  Rozell 
associate  professor  of  business 
administration. 

The  public  is  invited  to  at- 
tend the  lecture  free  of  charge. 
A  question  and  answer  period 
will  follow  the  presentation. 


Dedication  Service  for 
Student  Missionaries  Held 
Tomorrow  Evening 


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STAFF 

Editor 

Dennis  Negron 

Assistant  Editor 

John  Seaman 

Layout  Editor 

Bob  Jones 

Advertising  Managers 

Delmarie  Newman 
Tambra  Rodgers 

Circulation 
Typesetters 

Manager 

Jay  Dedeker 

Lynnette  Jones 

Maribel  Soto 

Photograpl 

Richard  Gayle 
Jerry  Kovalski 

Sports 

Steve  Martin 
Jerry  Russel 

Randy  Thuesdee 

Reporters 

Michael  Battistone 

Melanie  Boyd 

La  Ronda  Curtis 

Russell  Duerksen 

Sheila  Elwin 

Lori  Heinsman 

Norman  Hobbs 

Jotii  King 

Rob  Lastine 

Lori  Selby 

J.  T.  Shim 

Re'mhold  Smith 

Alan  Starblrd 

Brent  Van  Arsdell 

Jack  Wood 

Adviser 

Dr.  Ben  McArthur 

The  Southern  Accent  is  ihe  official  student  newspaper  of  Southern 
College  and  is  released  each  Thursday  with  the  exception  of  vacation 

the  opinion  of  the  author  and  do  not  necessank  reflect  the  opinions 
of  the  editors,  Southern  College,  the  Seventh-day  Adveniisl  church  or 

Alan  Starbird 

As  the  school  year  comes  to 
a  close  and  final  plans  are  be- 
ing made  for  next  year,  a  few 
students  are  preparing  to  spend 
their  time  overseas.  The  Best  of 
Britain  tour  and  the  Mexico 
tour  will  take  some  students  out 
of  the  United  States  for  the 
summer,  but  still  others  are  go- 
ing on  a  different  type  of  trip 
as  student  missionaries. 

A  student  missionary  usual- 
ly goes  overseas  to  teach 
English  or  math  to  the  citizens 
of  the  country  he/she  is  enter- 
ing. A  term  lasts  from  six  to 
twelve  months  beginning  for 
most  students  in  August.  This 
year  twenty-three  students  will 
be  involved  in  this  program. 


9^^  Cuo^e^ 


The  areas  that  have  the  most 
student  missionaries  going  to  it 
are  Korea  and  the  Marshall 
Islands.  But  this  year  Chris 
Hansen  will  go  to  Iceland,  a 
first  for  student  missions 
(known  as  Collegiate  Missions 
on  campus). 

Talking  to  a  taskforce 
worker--a  missionary  to  the 
United  States-Michael  Exum, 
I  asked  him  his  reason  for 
entering  the  Collegiate  Missions 
program.  "It  is  a  good  way  to 
help  other  people  and  get  a  few 
things  straight  in  your  own 
mind.'* 

This  Friday  night,  April  19, 
will  be  the  dedication  service 
for  this  year's  student  mis- 


sionaries. Thomas  Ashlock  of 
the  General  Conference  will  be 
the  guest  speaker.  This  candle.- 
lighting  service  is  commenced 
by  the  former  student  mis- 
sionaries leading  next  year's 
group  to  the  front  of  the 
church.  After  Elder  Ashlock 
speaks,  each  new  student  mis- 
sionary is  given  a  candle  which 
is  lighted  by  a  former  mis- 
sionary. The  service  ends  with 
a  communion  service  for  the 
new  group. 

This  dedication  service  is 
often  a  well-attended  meeting 
because  of  the  specialness  sur- 
rounding it.  All  students  are  en- 
couraged to  come. 


leflections.  .  . 


Do  You  Drink  Diet  Soda? 


lori  Heinsman 

A-B-C-F-Gee,  I  love  junk 
food!  I  guess  my  favorite  junk 
food  is  plain  chocolate  M  & 
M's.  They're  colorful,  tasty, 
and  they  are  the  favorite  candy 
of  some  good  buddies  of  mine 
who  live  in  California.  (Their 
names  are  Eddie,  Alex,  David, 
and  Michael.  Anybody  know 
them?) 

Anyway,  I'm  sitting  here 
snacking  on  M  &  M's  and 
drinking  diet  7-up.  Shame  on 
me-I'm  actually  drinking 
NutraSweet  water!  I  swore  to  a 
friend  last  summer  that  I  would 
never  drink  diet  soda  because  I 


was  sure  NutraSweet  was  car- 
cinogenic. Actually,  I  still  agree 
with  myself.  It  probably  does 
cause  cancer,  but  what  else  do 
you  expect  me  to  drink  with  my 
fattening  M  &  M's?  I'll  never 
get  on  a  Tab  commercial  unless 
I  drink  something  diet.  (I  hate 
Tab.) 

So  why  do  I  risk  my  health 
by  drinking  and  eating  poorly? 
Perhaps  I  do  it  in  an  effort  to 
fit  into  the  college  yuppy 
stereotype.  We're  supposed  to 
be  carefree  party  animals,  yet 
make  the  Dean's  List,  thin  and 
athletic,  yet  eat  junk,  and  have 


a  hot  date  every  night.  If  we 
don't  have  all  that,  we  are 
failures  at  life. 

When  I  was  in  high  school, 
it  was  cool  to  stand  over  by  the 
junk  food  machines.  Located 
near  the  cafeteria,  the 
"machines"  were  the  school 
hang  out.  What  a  learning  ex- 
perience! We  observed  people 
taking  up  collections  for  junk 
food  money.  We  watched  guys 
pound  on  the  machine  when  it 
stole  their  35  cents.  In  fact,  we 
experienced  inflation  when  the 
potato  chip  price  hiked  up  to  a 
whopping  40  cents.  And,  my 


brother  says  he  could  tell  a 
girl's  personality  by  the  junk 
food  she  ate.  (I  usually  ate 
barbecue-flavored  corn  chips.  I 
wonder  what  that  says  about 
me?) 

Why  were  we  teenagers  ad- 
dicted to  Lance  snacks? 

Because  it  was  cool. 

Is  this  our  reason  for  drink- 
ing diet  soda? 

Could  be.  Diet  is  in  since  thin 
bodies  advance  us  as  yuppies. 
And  to  be  a  yuppy  is  to  be  a 
real  person,  right? 

Each  of  us  wants  to  fit  in  and 
be  popular.  If  I  could  have  told 
all  those  College  Days  kids  one 


thing,  it  would  be  that  they  are 
okay  just  the  way  they  are,  yup 
or  no  yup.  Being  yourself  is 
fine. 

God  doesn't  want  all  us  of  to 
be  yuppies.  That's  why  we  all 
are  so  different.  Being  different 
means  God  made  me  someone 
special.  Your  being  different 
means  the  same  thing. 

I  might  drink  that  diet  soda 
to  be  thin,  to  be  part  of  an  in- 
group,  but  I  don't  have  to.  God 
didn't  plan  it  that  way.  I  think 
that's  great.  You  know  what 
else  is  great? 

Even  you  don't  have  to  drink 
diet  soda  if  you  don't  want  to. 


Ornithology  Field  Trip 
to  Florida 


E.  O.  Grundset 

During  the  recent  spring 
vacation,  the  26  members  of  the 
ornithology  class  together  with 
their  instructor,  E.  O.  Grund- 
set, and  two  lab  instructors, 
Clyde  Blum  and  Russell 
Duerksen,  travelled  over  2500 
miles  through  Florida.  Using 
wo  school  vans  and  other 
nodes  of '  transportation  (at 
times)  and  armed  with 
telescopes,  binoculars,  and  a 
variety  of  cameras,  the  group 
visited  such  top  "birding 
spots"  as  Cape  Canaveral, 
Payne's  Prairie,  Lake 
Tohopekaliga,  Loxahatchee 
Wildlife  Refuge,  shark  Valley 
l  the  Everglades,  Sanibel  and 
Captiva  Islands,  Corkscrew 
Swamp,  Discovery  Island  Bird 
Sanctuary,  plus  numerous  'sud- 
stops'  along  bays, 
estuaries,  swamps,  irrigation 
ditches,  forests,  and  roadside 
parks.  Most  of  the  named 
places  are  either  state  or  na- 
tional parks  where  a  special  ef- 
fort is  put  forth  to  protect  and 


C.A.R.E.  Begins  Plans 
For  Next  Year 


decline  considerably  unless 
much-needed  rain  refills  the 
ponds  and  marshes.  Other  in- 
teresting and  unusual  (to  the 
class,  anyway,  many  of  who 
had  hardly  noticed  any  bird  life 
heretofore)  were  the  Great 
Black-backed  Gull,  Great 
Egrets,  Magnificent 

Frigatebird,  the  soaring 
Swallow-tailed  Kites,  close-up 
views  of  Barred  Owls, 
numerous  windering  ducks, 
Scrub  Jays,  Ospreys,  and  Bald 
Eagles  (some  of  them  nesting). 

The  class  spent  an  infor- 
mative time  at  the  Florida 
Audubon  House,  where  injured 
birds  are  rehabilitated  and  then 
released  whenever  possible.  The 
methods  of  caring  for  these  in- 
jured birds  were  explained  to 
the  students. 

At  Payne's  Prairie  in  nor- 
thern Florida  the  class  observ- 
ed hundreds  of  Sandhill  Cranes 
(until  the  backfire  from  one  of 
the  vans  sent  them  all  scatter- 
ing over  our  heads!),  warblers, 


preserve  wildlife. 

The  purpose  of  the  trip  was 
to  observe  as  many  species  of 
birds  as  possible  and  also  to 
notice  the  variety  of  birds  and 
how  they  change  from  habitat 
to  habitat.  Florida  provides  at 
least  seven  or  eight  distinct 
zoogeographical  zones- 
seashores,  marshes,  central 
plateau  with  its  lakes,  the 
Everglades  themselves, 
thousands  of  offshore  islands, 
forests,  and  rolling  hills.  All 
these  areas  have  their  in- 
digenous bird  populations- 
some  permanent  and  others 
simply  visitor  visitants. 

High  on  the  list  of  rare  birds 
seen  would  be  the  Snail  Kite 
which  the  class  spotted  after  an 
enduring  6-mile  hike  in  the 
Shark  Valley  area.  This  par- 
ticular hawk  feeds  on  a  single 
species  of  apple  snail  which  this 
year  is  in  short  supply  due  to 
the  worst  drought  Florida  has 
seen  in  28  years.  The  600  or  so 
existing  birds  are  destined  to 

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Bill  Dubois 

Several  years  ago,  the  posi- 
tion of  Assistant  Chaplain  was 
created  to  meet  the  increasing 
need  for  an  organized  approach 
to  get  students  excited  about 
spiritual  involvement  on  and 
off  campus.  The  Campus 
Mininstries  Department  has 
seen  a  tremendous  growth  pat- 
tern as  young  men  with  high 
aspirations  have  attempted  to 
build  an  increasingly  more  ef- 
ficient program. 

Under  the  responsible  leader- 
ship of  Dale  Tunnell,  this 
department  shifted  its  gears  this 
year  by  changing  its  title  from 
"Campus  Ministries  Office"  to 
C.A.R.E.  (Collegiate  Adven- 
tists  Reaching  Everyone).  The 
reason  is  that  the  C.A.B.L. 
(Collegiate  Adventists  for  Bet- 
ter Living)  aspect  of  this  pro- 
gram was  often  neglected  and 
de-emphasized.  Dale  felt  that 
the  name  C.A.R.E.  would  be  a 
more  inclusive  title,  recognizing 
Campus  Mininistries  and 
C.A.B.L.  Ministries  on  the 
same  plateau. 

Next  year's  Assistant 
Chaplain,  Bill  DuBois,  is 
already  making  plans  for  next 
year's  C.A.R.E.  program.  Bill 
feels  that  good  solid  leadership 
will  be  one  of  the  greatest  con- 
tributors to  an  actively  suc- 
cessful C.A.R.E.  program. 

Bob  Folkenberg,  senior 
theology  major,  will  be  the 
Campus  Ministries  director 
next  year.  His  enthusiastic 
manner  will  be  a  greatly  an- 
ticipated asset  to  the  program. 
Assisting  Bob  as  On-Campus, 
in-reach  director  will  be  Doug 
Rowland,  Junior  theology  ma- 
jor. Through  his  promotion  of 
on-campus  activities,  the 
students  may  take  comfort  in 
the  thought  that  they  will  be 
informed. 

John  Dysinger,  Junior 
theology  major  has  willingly  ac- 


cepted the  challenge  of  being 
C.A.B.L.  director  next  year. 
John's  goal  is  to  bring  a  greater 
awareness  of  C.A.B.L.'s  role 
on  and  off  campus.  Jerry 
Russell,  Junior  business  and 
P.E.  major,  will  be  a  tremen- 
dous asset  as  he  uses  his  P.E. 
skills  to  assist  John  next  year. 

Many  of  the  present  pro- 
grams will  continue,  along  with 
the  arrival  of  several  new  ones. 
Juvenile  (acceptance)  outreach 
will  work  with  area  young  peo- 
ple in  need  of  help  in  their  per- 
sonal problems.  Dial-a-friend 
will  be  a  6-8  hour  a  day  call-in 
listening  hotline.  Prayer  chain 
will  consist  of  a  nucleus  group 
who  prays  for  each  other  daily. 

C.A.B.L.  will  begin  to  travel 
to  area  high  schools  and 
academies  and  present  in- 
teresting health  talks.  Current 
plans  are  to  have  a  student 
fitness  awareness  program  that 
will  evaluate  your  health  in  all 
areas  weekly,  dealing  with 
specific  therapies  to  increase 
your  fitness.  Also,  it  is  hoped 
that  a  weekly  health  article  will 
appear  in  the  Accent. 

Bill  sums  up  his  goals  for 
next  year,  "I  realize  that  many 
students  would  feel  uncomfor- 
table having  Campus  Ministries 
and  C.A.B.L.  holding  an  equal 
role  with  the  Student  Associa- 
tion. But  why  shouldn't  it? 
After  all  our  school  has  been 
founded  on  religious  principles 
and  why  not  promote  them  by 
means  of  a  top-notch,  exciting, 
and  fulfilling  program  like 
C.A.R.E.  (Collegiate  Adven- 
tists Reaching  Everyone). 

P.S.  So  C.A.R.E.  can  best 
meet  your  needs  and  interests, 
it  is  issuing  an  involvement 
questionnaire  for  every  student 
to  fill  out  and  return  to  the 
designated  boxes  in  the  dorm 
lobbies. 


Getting  Ready  For  Those  Final  Exam  Blues 


Reduce  Your 
Stress  Level 


Tips  on  How  to  Study  for  Those  Tests 


Stress  levels,  although  high 
throughout  the  year,  generally 
"sky  rocket"  during  the  last 
two  weeks  of  school.  The 
reason  is  that  final  exams  are 
close.  Students  wish  to  do  well 
on  these  tests  because  often 
much  emphasis  is  put  on  their 
results. 

If  you  plan  ahead  carefully, 
you  can  avoid  a  lot  of  stress, 
but  not  all  of  it.  Here  are  some 
tips  for  handling  study-related 

Before  you  start  to  study  a) 
sit  down,  b)  lean  back,  c)  close 
eyes,  d)  clear  mind,  e)  listen  to 
yourself  breathe,  then  breathe 
deeply  three  times,  f)  begin 
working. 

Break  tension  during  a  long 
study  period  by  a)  standing  up, 

b)  breathing  deeply  three  times, 

c)  bending  at  the  hips,  d)  relax- 
ing upper  body,  e)  bending  and 
bouncing  toward  toes,  touching 
them  three  times,  f)  and  going 
back  to  work. 

Before  a  stressful  situation, 
a)  hold  a  mental  dress  rehear- 
sal, b)  go  through  a  step-by-step 
plan  of  action,  c)  imagine 
yourself  successfully  handling 
the  situation.  . 

Deep  muscle  relaxation  is  a 
good  way  to  avoid  stress  build- 
up. Simply  sit  in  a  comfortable 
chair  in  a  quiet  room.  Tense 
each  muscle  group,  one  after 
the  other,  for  a  count  of  ten. 
Then  relax  the  muscle  groups 
and  notice  how  much  better 
you  feel  when  relaxed  than 
when  tense,  a)  Tighten  your 
hands  into  fists;  then  relax 
them,  b)  Straighten  your  arms, 
and  tense  the  muscles  along  the 
arms,  c)  Bend  your  arms  to 
tense  the  bicep  muscle,  d)  Pull 
your  shoulders  back  to  tense 
the  shoulder  muscles,  e)  Lean 
your  head  back  to  tighten  your 
neck  muscles,  f)  Wrinkle  your 
brow,  g)  Clench  your  jaw.  h) 
Tighten  your  chest  muscles,  i) 
Push  out  with  your  abdomen 
muscles,  j)  Fill  your  lungs  with 
air.  As  you  exhale,  try  to  release 
any  remaining  tension.  Repeat 
this  step  two  or  three  times,  k) 
Push  your  heels  against  the 
floor  and  tighten  your  thigh 
and  leg  muscles.  1)  Raise  your 
heels  to  tense  your  calf  muscles, 
m)  Repeat  the  process  for  any 
area  where  tension 


For  most  of  you,  final  exams 
are  on  your  mind  constantly 
these  days,  even  though  you  are 
probably  trying  not  to  think 
about  them.  But  the  thought  of 
cumulative  tests,  essay  exams, 
and  two-hour  tests  tends  to 
linger  in  one's  mind  whether  or 
not  he  has  faced  a  college  final 
exam  week  before. 

Final  exams  scares  people 
because  they  are  not  sure  if  they 
can  remember  all  the  material 
that  has  been  covered  in  a  par- 
ticular, especially  one  like 
Anatomy  or  Physiology. 

The  following  plan  for  text- 
book study  was  scientifically 
designed  after  research  was 
conducted  to  see  how  students 
learn  and  remember  best.  The 
average  student  forgets  80  per- 
cent of  what  he  or  she  has  read 
after  two  weeks  (the  amount  of 
time  left  before  exam  week). 
Using  the  method  called 
SQRRR,  forgetting  is  reduced 
to  20  percent.  Further  review 
means  retention  of  90  to  95  per- 
cent. The  initials  stand  for 
survey,  question,  read,  recite, 
and  review. 

Survey  means  to  take  a  quick 
over-all  look  at  the  entire 
assignment  you  intend  to  study. 
1)  Read  the  introduction  to  the 
chapter.  Note  the  chapter  title- 
-it  is  the  main  topic.  2)  Read 
each  boldface  heading-these 
are  the  most  important  points 
under  the  main  topic.  3)  Read 
the  first  sentence  {generally  it  is 
the  topic  sentence)  in  each 
paragraph.  It  contains  the  meat 
of  the  paragraph.  4)  Watch  for 
italics  and  see  why  they  were 
used.  Check  for  key  words, 
such  as  first,  thirdly,  or  finally- 
-they  may  denote  a  series  of 
thoughts.  5)  Inspect  all  charts, 
diagrams,  maps.  They  are  there 


to  accentuate  and  illustrate  the 
most  important  ideas.  6)  Read 
the  summary  at  the  end  of  the 
chapter.  Look  over"words  to 
be  learned, "or  questions  the 
author  has  included. 

Question  means  to  turn  the 
chapter  title  and  each  sub- 
heading into  a  question.  1)  Ex- 
ample: Chapter  Title: 
"Government  of  the  People: 
The  Participating  Citizen." 
Question:  What  does  the  par- 
ticipating citizen  have  to  do 
with  the  government  of  the  peo- 
ple? First  Sub-heading:  "The 
voting  process."  Question: 
What  does  the  voting  process 
consist  of? 

Read  means  to  read  the 
assignment  section  by  section. 
Stop  to  make  up  a  question 
which  you  jot  down  as  you 
come  to  each  heading.  Read  the 
section  looking  for  the  answer 
to  your  question.  Stop  and 
write  the  answer  when  you 
finish  reading  the  section.  Do 
not  proceed  until  you  can 
answer  the  question. 

Recite  means  that  as  you 
read  the  assignment,  you  recite 
aloud  or  write  the  answer  to 
each  question. 

Review  means  a  quick  look 
of  all  the  material  studied  in 
that  particular  session.  If  you 
find  questions  you  cannot 
answer,  do  not  re-read  the  en- 
tire chapter-just  re-read  the 
part  you  need  to  know.  Review 
by  covering  the  answers  and 
asking  yourself  the  questions. 

This  method  may  turn  out  to 
be  of  great  help  in  the  next  two 
weeks. 

The  above  article  was  adapted 
from  the  Freshman  Orientation 
book  composed  by  the 
Teaching  Learning  Center  of 
Southern  College. 


The  above  article  was  adapted 
from  the  Freshman  Orientation 
book  composed  by  the 
Teaching  Learning  Center  of 
Southern  College. 


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Men.  if  you're 

within  one  month  of 

your  18th  birthday. 

it's  time  to  register 

with  Selective  Service. 

It's  simple.  Just  go  down  to  your  local 

post  office,  fill  out  a  card  and  hand  it 

to  a  postal  clerk. 

No.  this  is  not  a  draft.  No  one  has 

been  drafted  in  over  10  years.  You're 

just  adding  your  name  to  a  list  in  case 

there's  a  national  emergency.  So 

register  now. 

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Fall  Tuition  Hikes 

May  Top  Inflation  Once  Again 

Susan  Skonipa 

WASHINGTON,  D.C.  (CPS)  Moreover,  many  states  want  paying  an  average  of  7.5  per- 
,.  Students  wul  pay  more  to  go  st„dents  to  pay  a  greater  eent  more  "based  on  reports 
:o  coUege  next  fall,  as  tuition  percentage,  this  year  up  to  35  we.Ve  had  from  our  member 
rates  rise  faster  than  the  infla-  percent  in  some  places,  of  what  schools,"  McNamara  says. 
,ion  rate  once  again,  coUeges  it  actuaUy  costs  to  educate  But  tuition  in  North  Dakota 
around  the  nation  report.  them,  says  David  Kite,  Eastern   is  going  up  t0  10  percent,  while 

Student  costs  will  go  up  even  Tennessee  State's  comptroller.  New  Mexic0  students  could 
though  campuses  in  general  are  in  those  lights,  McNamara  face  a  15  percent  hike, 
getting  more  money  from  state  believes  "the  tuition  increases  Harvard,  Yale  MIT  and 
legislature,  invested  endow-  are  probably  reasonable.  The  Brown  aU  will  jump  tuition  up 
ment  funds  and  corporate  -rate  of  increase  is  still  ahead  of ;  by  about  seven  percent,  while 
contributors.  inflation  but  it's  been  going   Southwestern   Missouri    and 

"States  that  are  doing  well    down  the  last  few  years."  Kentucky  plan  increases  around 

are  funding  higher  education  at        "Things  are  better  this  year,    10  percent. 

higher  rate,"  says  Richard  especially  in  the  Great  Lakes  Community  colleges,  too,  are 
Novak  of  the  American  states  and  in  the  far  West,"  rajsing  their  prices  next  fall. 
Association  of  State  Colleges  AASCU's  Novak  agrees.  "The  Oregon's  Chemeketa  Com- 
and  Universities  (AASCU).  Southeast  and  Northeast  will  munity  College  is  going  up  five 
But  the  colleges  themselves  have  tight,  hold-the-line  percent,  but  tuition  at 
re  using  the  money  "to  make  budgets  with  only  inflationary  Washington's  Big  Bend  Com- 
up  for  lost  ground,"  he  adds,    increases."  munity  College  is  rising  some 

The  schools  must  give  facul-  in  Tennessee,  that  means  a  23  percent,  over  the  next  two 
ty  overdue  salary  hikes  and    nine  percent  more  tuition  at   years. 

start  paying  for  campus  ETSU  and  a  15  percent  hike  at  At  Rochester  and  Miami,  the 
maintenance  put  off  during  the  the  University  of  Tennessee,  increases  could  reach  12 
late  seventies  and  early  eighties,  largely  because  of  a  state  percent, 
new  construction,  and  research  Higher  Education  Commission  Nebraska  will  raise  tuition 
and  high-tech  equipment  ex-  requirement  that  students  pay  because  the  legislature  wants  to 
penses,  explains  Bill  $1  of  education  costs  for  every  raise  students' share  of  educa- 
McNamara  of  the  National  $2  the  state  pays,  ETSU's  Kite  tion  costs,  tuition  is  going  up 
Association    of    Independent    explains.  12.5  percent. 

Colleges    and    Universities       Nine  percent  is"about  the       "We've  reached  the  level  that 
(NAICU).  average"  tuition  increase  for   we  feel  is  proper  for  the  student 

Many  schools  --  especially  resident  students  at  state  to  pay  for  his  education," 
private  colleges  -  are  using  schools,  NAICU's  McNamara  university  spokesman  Jacob 
their   own   funds   to   replace   estimates.  Wamsley  says, 

federal  student  financial  aid       Private  college  students  in 
cuts,  he  adds.  general  may  fare  a  little  better, 


Away  From  Campus 

Jack  Wood  'i 

Edgar  Made  Judge 

On  Monday  the  U.S.  Senate  confirmed  R.  Alan  Edgar  as  U.S. 
district  judge  in  Chattanooga.  The  confirmation  was  by 
unanimous  consent.  Edgar  will  succeed  H.  Ted  Milburn,  who  was 
named  last  year  by  President  Reagan  to  the  U.S.  6th  Circuit  Court 
Appeals.  Monday's  action  ended  a  seven-month-long  confirma- 
tion process  plagued  by  delays,  and  removed  the  last  obstacle  bet- 
ween Edgar  and  the  federal  bench. 

TVA  Employee  Concerns 

The  federal  government  has  delayed  licensing  Wats  Bar  Nuclear 
Plant  near  Spring  City,  Tenn.  until  TVA  can  convince  its  workers 
that  whistleblowing  on  safety  issues  won't  cost  them  their  jobs, 
a  top  TVA  official  said  Monday.  The  problem  is  that  TVA 
employees  have  called  the  Nuclear  Regulatory  Commission  in- 
dicating that  they  and  possibly  other  employees  are  reluctant  to 
come  forward  and  identify  what  they  think  might  be  problems 
relating  to  nuclear  activities. 

Inmates  Revolt 

About  200  inmates  took  control  of  a  section  of  the  Clair  County 
Correctional  Facility,  Monday  at  around  9:29  a.m.  Seven 
employees  were  injured  during  the  uprising,  including  two  who 
were  beaten  uncounscious.  At  8  p.m.  stae  officials  announced  the 
inmates  agreed  to  release  their  hostages.  The  inmates'  demands 
ranged  from  "requests  to  grow  beards  and  long  hair  to  more 
freedom  in  the  institution." 

Valerie  in  12th  Surgery 

The  7-month-old  Chattanooga  girl,  who  already  had  survived 
two  liver  transplants  and  nine  other  surgeries,  was  wheeled  into 
an  operating  room  in  Pittsburgh  at  12:30  p.m.  Monday.  In  a  four- 
hour  procedure,  surgeons  removed  the  right  lobe  of  her  liver.  The 
hospital  said  the  operation  was  needed  to  stop  an  abcess.  Valerie 
was  doing  well  Monday  night,  a  hospital  spokeswoman  said  at 
8  p.m.,  but  had  not  been  out  of  surgery  long  enough  to  be  in  stable 
condition. 


Continued  on  page  8 


Profs  Illness  Pitches  Florida 
Into  A  Measles  Panic 


GAINESVILLE,  FL  (CPS)  from  sore  throats,  the  common 

When    Geology    Professor  cold,  acne,  even  just  pimples. 

Evan    Dubolsky    contracted  State  and  county  health  cases 

measles    last    month,    word  occurred    among    students 

traveled  fast.  visiting  the  state  for  spring 

Within  24  hours,  panicked  break,  MclneUy  notes, 

students  were  swamping  the  "We  had  lots  of  threats,  but 

Santa  Fe  Community  CoUege  no  major  outbreaks,    he  says 

health  clinic,  further  frightened  "There  were  only  10  cases 

when    subsitute   teachers    in  reported  in  a  county  pop ulaoon 

Dubolsky's  classes  reported  the  °fJWW-''  „  ^fl  " 
professor  was  battling  menin- 


Son  Kills  Father 

In  Brooklandville,  Maryland,  a  3-year-old  boy,  who  fatally  shot 
his  father  with  a  handgun  picked  up  from  a  bedside  table,  is  too 
young  to  be  charged  with  any  crime,  a  police  official  said  Mon- 
day. James  Colwell  was  shot  while  he  was  sleeping.  The  wife  and 
husband  had  been  eating  pizza  in  the  bedroom.  While  the  wife 
went  into  the  kitchen  to  clean  up,  her  son  must  have  seen  the  gun. 
When  she  returned  she  saw  the  boy  on  the  other  side  of  the  bed 

l"'s=b«?to7ry'to'get  the    with  gun  in  his  hand,  and  when  she  tried  to  take  the  gun  away 

i  across,"  he  adds.  from  him,  it  went  off. 


do  something  about  it.' 


gitis  as  well  as  measles. 

The  panic  soon  spread  across 
a  wider  part  of  Florida,  and 
raised  fears  students  visiting  for 
spring  break  would  soon  have 
the  whole  state  erupting  with 
the  diseases. 

Their  worst  fears,  along  with     radio 
the   huge   student   epidemic, 
never  happened  ■»■-■    -  hea„h 

Students  already  were  uneasy     R-N-,  ana  me  tv      , 
when  a  pediatrics  resident  at  a     departmen  »°»ldn  <  *a*  on 
Gainesville  hosita,  developed     %Jp^%*ZZ 

the  highly-contagious  rubella,     campus,  so  i jusi ^^  ^ 

reports  Steven  Mclnelly  of  the 


That's  not  an  epider 
Though  Dubolsky  recently 
returned  to  class,  the  scare  sur- 
vives, Wheless  says. 

"The  students  didn't  believe 
anything  they  read,"  she  says. 
'  'They  had  to  call  or  come  in  to 
confirm  what  they  learned  on 
the  papers." 
And  there's  no  doctor 
here,"  she  adds.  'To 


GARFIELD® 


State  Health  Department. 

But,  when  Dubolsky  was 
hospitalized,  "it  put  the  scare 
into  people,"  he  adds. 

"We  had  at  least  25  people  a 
day,"  reports  Health  Services 
Coordinator  Nancy  Wheless. 
"You  wouldn't  believe  what 
they  came  in  for.  Everything 


the  health  department  for 
free  innoculations." 

"We've  asked  all  college 
presidents  to  consider  im- 
munization clinics,"  says 
MclneUy.  "We  don't  want  to 
scare  or  panic  students,  but  we 
do  want  to  make  them  aware 
they're  susceptible  and  should 


^Sports  Corner 


J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 


APRIL  10 

Glantz  8  Crone  7 
Mike  Krall  scored  three  goals  in 
Glantz'  victory  over  Crone  last  Wednes- 
day evening.  Ernie  Phierim  and  Ed 
Solar  each  chipped  in  two  goals  as 
Glantz  got  their  second  win  of  the 
season.  Brad  Senska  scored  three  goals 


APRIL  11 

McKnight  15  Crone  3 

William  McKnight  and  Rob  Mellert 
each  scored  six  goals  during  McKnight's 
thrashing  of  Crone  in  last  Thursday's 

goals  for  McKnight,  while  Brad  SesWa, 
Garth  Thoreson  and  Rob  Shanko  had 
Crone's  tallies. 


APRIL  14 

Glantz  12  Goodrum  4 

Tim  Glantz  and  Mike  Krall  scored 
four  goals  apiece  in  Sunday's  blowout 
of  Goodrum.  Ernie  Pheirim  scored 
twice  while  Jay  Dedeker  and  Ed  Solar 
each  chipped  in  one  goal  during  Glantz' 
third  win  of  the  season.  Renou  Korff 
scored  three  of  Goodrum's  points. 


Weightlifters' 
Tourny  a  Success! 


J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 

Last  Wednesday  night,  Talge 
Hall  held  its  first  annual 
weighthfter's  tournament.  Far 
from  anything  so  many  of  us 
are  used  to  seeing  n  the  Olym- 
pics, the  turn  out  for  the  first 
annual  event  was  very  good. 

Allen  Valenzuela  won  the 
Ail-Around  Trophy  as  he  lifted 
a  combined  995  lbs.  Stan 
Hickman,  SC  Weightlifter's 
Club  president,  lifted  a  combin- 
ed 865  lbs.  for  second  place. 

In  the  lightweight  division 
(body  weight  165  and  less), 
Steve  Williams  captured  first 
place  with  855  lbs.,  with  Brad 
Senska  coming  in  second  as  he 
lifted  820  lbs. 

The  heavyweight  division 
(body  weight  186  and  over), 
Hickman  easily  outlasted  David 
Hurd's  785  total  lbs.  and  Ray 
Collins'  678  lbs. 

Interestingly,  Valenzuela 
won  the  Ail-Around  Trophy 
while  competing  in  the  mid- 
dleweight division. 


Team 

Krall 

McKnight 

Glantz 

Perry 

Goodrum 

Crone 


Soccer  Standings 


Wednesday's  game  not  included. 


Thursday's  Game:  Scalzo  vs.  Crone 


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-I  ."'■!■'  '-.'-v  -:" ;:.  V* 


wmmam 

SUn  Hickman,  winner  of  the  heavyweight  division  and  Steve  Williams,  winner 
of  the  lightweight  division,  pose  with  their  trophies. 

I  _"~  I 


SPWff 


CHEAT  SCOTT!  Seott  Ket 


Ornithology, 


vireos,  and  woodpeckers.  At 
Sanibel  Island's  Ding  Darling 
National  Wildlife  Drive- 
through  a  meandering  road  tak- 
ing you  from  one  bay  and  inlet 
to  another  all  of  which  are  fill- 
ed with  herons,,  mergansers, 
and  shore  birds-here  is  where 
we  saw  the  one  and  only  Black- 
necked  Stilt. 

All  was  not  work-there  were 
amusing  moments  as  when  a 
SC  Florida  Campus  nursing 
student,  Libby  Riano,  ventured 
out  in  the  mud  flats  at  Black 
Point  north  of  Titusville  and 
sank  up  to  her  waist  in  sticky, 
smelly  muck.  Much  to  her 
chagrin,  no  one  came  to  her 
rescue  until  everyone  had 
recorded  the  event  on  their 
cameras!  And. .  .we  celebrated 
Jonathan  Wurl's  birthday, 
played  games,  awarded  prizes 
for  seeing  the  first  Cattle  Egrets 
(Jeff  St.  Clair),  got  lost,  took 


the  wrong  exits,  slept  on  gym 
floors,  held  endless  discussions 
about  where  we  should  eat, 
went  to  the  beach,  toured 
Discovery  Island's  aviaries, 
counted  individual  birds  (Red- 
tialed  Hawks,  American 
Kestrels,  Belted  Kingfishers) 
and  marvelled  at  the 
unbelievable  plumage  of  the 
Purple  Gallinules  and  Common 
Moorhens. 

All  too  soon  the  trip  ended 
and  thirty  individuals  were  no 
longer  strangers  but  'friends  for 
life.'  We  returned  with  the 
knowledge  of  how  and  where  to 
look  for  birds  and  with  a 
greater  appreciation  for  each 
other.  As  one  weary  bird  wat- 
cher said  when  getting  off  the 
van  for  the  last  time,  "It  was  a 
great  trip,  I'm  worn  out,  but 
let's  do  it  again!"  And.  .  .we 
probably  will! 


Interest  In  life  Stalls  Aging 


WASHINTON     (AP)     -- 
Rosina    Corrothers-Tucker,    and  your  health,"  said  Golds- 
102,  and  Ruth  Clark,  97,  are    tein,  chairman  of  the  depart- 


Your  Turn. 


t  of  biochemistry  at  George 
Washington  University  Medical 
Center. 

But  Goldstein,  who  co- 
discovered  the  family  of  hor- 
mones produced  by  the  thymus 


too  busy  to  worry  about  diet 
and  exercise. 

Perhaps,  they  suggest  firmly, 
that  is  why  they've  -lived  such 
long  and  happy  lives. 

"I  eat  anything  I  "want," 
Mrs.  Corrothers-Tucker  of  gland,  which  controls  the 
Washington,  who  will  turn  103  mune  system,  said  there  is  a 
in  November,  told  the  Senate  major  genetic  component  in 
Labor  and  Human  Resources  almost  every  disease, 
subcommittee  on  aging  last  fall.  Mrs.  Corrothers-Tucker, 
She  said  she  sleeps  six  or  who  helped  found  the  Interna- 
seven  hours  a  day  and  does  not  tional  Brotherhood  of  Sleeping 
have  a  regular  exercise  routine,  Car  Porters  in  the  1940's  said 
"but  I  take  care  of  my  house  most  of  her  family  lived  until 
and  make  the  beds,  dothelaun-  their  middle  to  late  80's.  Her 
dry  and  cook.  That's  grandparents  lived  into  the 
exercise.!"  mid-90's  and  a  great- 
Miss  Clark,  97,  of  Warwick,  grandmother  until  101. 


LoriHeinsman 

What  was  your  most  embarrassing  experience 
in  your  first  year  in  college?  (asked  of  Freshman) 


1  1 


slipped  and  slid  about  2  feet 
my  back  in  the  mud,  soaking 
Miss  Clark  said  her  mother    wet." 
lived  to  70  and  her  father  to  74.  -  James  Parish 

Her  grandmothers  died  at  89 
and  81  and  her  grandfathers  at 
78  and  75. 

"The  potential  at  using  the 
body's  own  natural  immunity 


R.I.,  said,  "We  believe  in  plen- 
ty of  laughs  and  many  interests, 
the  first  of  which  for  me  was 
music." 

Other  interests  include 
oceanography  and  the  Boston 
Red  Sox  baseball  team. 

le  told  of  hitchhiking  to  deal  with  disease  i 
through  Vermont  in  her  70's  tional  basis  may  well  become 
traveling  to  England  and  Spain  the  most  dramtic  development 
at  81,  and  being  the  oldest  stu-  that  has  occurred  in  medical 
dent  at  a  Rhode  Island  junior  science  in  this  century,"  Golds- 
college,  tein  said. 

"In  my  opinion,  it  is  the  con-  "We  have  the  possibilty  to 

tinuing  interest  in  the  variety  of  help  improve  the  health  and 

subjects  noted  above  that  great-  quality  of  life  of  the  American 

ly    enhance    one's    life    that  public    dramatically   in    our 

everyone   must  learh  to   en-  lifetime,  and  in  particular  the 

dure,"  Miss  Clark  said.  elderly  whose  immune  systems 

Whatever    their    secrets,  are  weakened,"  he  said, 

research  scientist  Dr.  Allan  L.  Yet   with    all    that,    Mrs 

Goldstein  --  who  also  testified  Corrothers-Tucker  prefers  to 

t  the  hearing  --  said  the  lives  look  for  answers  to  her  longevi- 

of  both  women  may  hold  im-  ty   in    spiritual   rather   than 

portant  clues  about  the  role  of  medical  terms.  "My  life  is  in 

genetics  in  disease  prevention.  God's  hands  and  I  will  live  till 

"The  way  you  think  about  his  purpose  is  over,"  she  said. 

e  can  influence  your  lifespan 

April  Is.  .  . 

E.  O.  Grundset 

•Spring  busting  out  all  over 
with  blossoming  dogwood 
(white  and  pink),  red  bud,  ap- 
ple, peach,  and  pear  trees,  not 
mention  tulips,  daffodils, 
pansies,  wild  violets,  and 
mustard,  but,  alas  and  alack, 
no  azaleas-thanks  to  last 
January's  terrible  freeze; 

•Campouts,  picnics,  over- 
night hikes,  banquets,  and 
dinners-almost  every  class, 
club,  and  organizations  seems 
to  be  planning  something 
"memorable"  to  cap-off  the 
school  year; 

•Teachers  suddenly  realizing 
that  "there's  just  one  week 
left"  frantically  duplicating 
worksheets,  outlines,  lists  of 
"things  to  know"  while  the 
more  methodical,  organized 
types  already  have  there  finals 
made  out  and  safely  barricad- 
ed inside  office  file-lockers--all 
of  which  doesn't  soften  the 
students'  last  minute  wave  of 
panic  and  frustration  especial- 
ly when  they  see  signs  on  the 
blackboard         such         as 


"/  was  running  down  the  hill     "I  was  delivering  food  in  the  "At  my  last  game  in  the  all- 

-"-  by  Talge  in  the  rain  and  I     CK  and  I  slipped  on  a  pickle  night  softball  tourney,  my  glove 

and  threw  food  everywhere. "  seemed  to  have  a  hole  in  it. " 

-  Angle  Holdsworth  -  Norm  Hobbs 


A  ft 


"That  Sabbath  when  all  the  "Rushing  to  the  shower  with  a 
gymnastics  teams  were  here  and  towel  on  and  there  was  a  group 
the  cafe  was  packed,  I  was  of  Spanish  ladies  in  the  hall 
wearing  a  slip  that  was  too  big  who  saw  me  and  started  chew- 
on  me  and  as  I  walked  from  my  ing  me  out  in  Spanish,  so  all  I 
-  Roy  Valenzuela  table  to  put  my  tray  up,  it  fell  could  do  was  say  'si,  si,  si. '" 
off. "  -  Tag  Garmon 
-  Wendy  Jongema 


"When  it  snowed  I  was  running 
up  to  the  guys  dorm  and  I  trip- 
ped on  the  top  step  and  flew  in- 
to the  front  doors  and  bounc- 
ed back. 


"Everything  is  due  on 
Tuesday;" 

•Waves  of  warblers  and 
other  migrants  suddenly 
materializing  as  if  out  of 
nowhere  and  challenging  all 
birdwatchers  to  get  out  there 
and  start  identifying-they'll  be 
gone  tomorrow.  Many  of  the 
high-pitched  'honks'  we  hear 
overhead  are  not  Canada  Geese 
but  more  likely  Sandhill 
Cranes; 

•College  Days,  parades.  The 
Music  Man,  Award's  Chapel, 
Home  Concerts,  the  debut  of 
Southern  Memories,  the  begin- 
nig  of  baseball  (together  with 
endless  'in  depth  analyses'  of 
every  player),  dedicating  the 
Student  Missionaries,  the  last 
Chatter  and  Accent. 

•The  Strawberry  Festival 
(after  we  see  the  pictures  we 
agree  that  it  was  a  pretty  neat 
year  after  all),  academic  regalia 
getting  readied,  final  examina- 
tions (do  you  have  your  per- 
mits?), and  Commencement; 

•The  end  of  the  school  year! 


GARFIELD® 


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ATTENTION  FOOD 

BINGERS:  For  some  time  now 
you  have  been  locked  into  a  cy- 
cle of  gorging  food  and  then 
purging  either  by  forced 
vomiting,  laxitives,  diuretics,  or 
continual  dieting  and  fasting. 
You  often  feel  unable  to  break 
this  cycle.  A  group  has  been 
started  for  persons  struggling 
with  this  behavior  pattern.  If 
you  are  interested  in  joining  us, 
please  call  one  of  these 
numbers:  396-2093  or 
396-2136.  Ask  for  Laura. 

Typesetter  for  Sale.  Older 
Model  Compugraphic  photo 
typesetter.  Suitable  for 
Newsletter/school  paper. 
Developer  included.  Contact 
Brent  Van  Arsdell.  (615) 
238-3027) 

Need  a  paper  typed  now?  Up  to 
20  pages  guaranteed  overnight, 
error-free,  $1 .00  per  page.  Call 
238-221 1  and  ask  for  Kathryn. 

FALL  CREEK  FALLS 
RETREAT  Here's  your  last  big 
chance  to  have  a  mini-vacation 
with  your  friends  this  school 
year.  Come  join  the  Business 
Club  at  Fall  Creek  Falls  April 
19-21.  All  expenses  ($12  for 
members  and  $15  for 
nonmembers)  can  be  charged  to 
ID.  Sign  up  now  in  the  Business 
Dept.  (Brock  Hall)  or  call 
238-2750. 

Art  Collection  Of  Blount,  Inc. 
Visits  Hunter  Museum  Of  Art 
For  April/May  Show- 
ing...Selections  From  the 
American  Collection  of  Blount, 
Inc.  opens  April  28  and  con- 
tinues through  June  9  in  the 
Museum's  Main  Gallery. 

Reviviscencel  Art  Works  By 
Residents  Of  Hamilton  Coun- 
ty Nursing  Home  will  open  in 
Hunter  Museum's  Mezzanine 
and  Foyer  Galleries  on  April 
28th.  It  will  comprise  paintings, 
drawings,  ceramic  works, 
handmade  baskets  and  quilts, 
and  will  remain  on  view  to  the 
public  through  May  12. 

COM  225,  Introduction  to 
Photography,  was  not  schedul- 
ed for  this  summer.  Questions 
are  already  arising,  however;  so 
any  students  definitely  wishing 
to  take  Introduction  to 
Photography  during  the  May 
session  are  requested  to  leave 
their  names  at  238-2644. 

LAST  CALL  FOR  SENIORS! 
On  Monday,  April  15,  a  list  of 
I  the  seniors  was  mailed  to  each 
student  whose  name  appeared 
on  the  list.  If  you  are  planning 
to  graduate  May  5  and  did  not 
receive  a  copy  of  the  list,  please 
get  in  touch  with  Miss  Elam  at 
the  Records  Office  immediate- 
ly. The  graduation  program 
will  be  sent  to  the  College  Press 
April  22. 


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Frfday 

For  Sale:  A  size  8  white  wed- 
ding dress  with  a  veil  that  goes    „  . 
past  the  train,  asking  $100.  Call    Saturday 
396-2921  after  5:30  p.m. 

ATTENTION  MAY 

GRADUATES:  You  and  your    Monday 

Wednesday 


April  19 
April  20 


families  are  invited  to  attend 
reception  in  Wright  Hall  im- 
mediately following  commence- 
ment exercises  Sunday,  May  5 


April  22 
April  24 


Vespers:  Student  Missionary 

Dedication 

Church:  James  Herman 

8:00  p.m.  The  Day  After  Trinity* 

Die  Meistersinger's  Home  Concert 

Beginning  of  Summer  Preregistration 

Midweek  service:  Gordon  Bietz 


ment  exercises  aunoay,  may  3.     „.      _,     t   h        tt-ij  chRne] 

we  look  forward  to  welcoming     in  Inatcner  Hall  cnapet 


you       to 
Association.' 


the       Alu 


Please  check  your  rooms,  your 
bookshelves,  your  briefcase, 
and  your  personal  belongings 
for  any  library  book(s).  If  you 
find  any  come  by  the  library 
and  settle  your  affairs  with  us 
first  before  seeing  Randy 
White.  Students  with  overdue 
fines  and/or  overdue  books  are 
having  their  exam  passes  held 
until  the  books  are  returned 
and  all  fines  paid  for. 

Thank  you, 
Chip  Hicks 

The  Day  After  Trinity,  a 
dramatic  documentary  on  the 
development  of  the  atomic 
bomb  will  be  shown  in  That- 
cher Hall  at  8:00  pm  as  part  of 
the  Humanities  Perspectives 
Film  Series.  The  showing  is  free 
to  all. 

PERSONAL 

Bame  and  Bame-to-be: 
Congrats. 

Jay  Dedeker, 

We  hate  you  even  more!  The 
Blackhawks  will  stomp  all  over 
the  North  Stars  in  the  Norris 
Division  Finals! !  I  Change  your 
allegiance  now  before  it's  too 
late! 11 

Your  enemies  for  five  games, 
Randy  Thuesdee  and  all  the  rest 
of  the  gang  from  Chicago. 
P.S.  Nuke  Minneapolis!!! 


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remembers 
.by  helping 
others 
to  live 


When  you 
dear  to  you-or  when  a 
special  person  has  a 
birthday,  quits  smoking,  or 
has  sortie  other  occasion  to 
celeb  rate- memorial  gifts  or 
tribute  gifts  made  for  them 
to  your  Lung  Association 
help  prevent  lung  disease 
and  improve  the  care  of 
those  suffering  from  it. 

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LUNG 
ASSOCIATION 
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Awards  Chapel  Today 


But  West  Georgia  State  is 
hiking  tuition  10.5  percent  after 
a  15  percent  raise  last  year,  of- 
ficially because  of  "an  over- 
sight in  the  calculation  of 
teacher  retirement  benefits." 

"What  they  want  to  do  is 
balance  the  budget  on  the 
students'  backs,"  asserts 
University  of  Texas  student 
Catherine  Mauzy. 

Most  colleges,  however,  cite 
other  reasons  for  the  hikes. 

They  need  the  money  to  pay 
some  overdue  bills,  ad- 
ministrators say. 

"Faculty  salaries  lost  20  per- 
cent of  buying  power  in  the  last 
10  to  12  years,"  McNamara 
notes.  "Then  add  on  the  costs 
of  deferred  maintenance  and 
the  extravagant  costs  of  educa- 
tional and  research 
equipment." 

"Salaries,  programs  and 
research  are  all  increasing," 
agrees  Lehigh  University  stu- 
dent Jeff  Brotman,  "and 
students  just  have  to  grin  and 
bear  it.  Nobody  likes  it,  but 
they  understand." 

Lehigh's  nine  percent  in- 
crease initially  upset  students, 
Brotman  admits,  but  universi- 
ty administrators  met  with 
students  to  explain  the  budget. 

"The  hyperinflation  of  the 
late  seventies  and  early  eighties 
is  catching  up  to  colleges, "he 
says. 

'We  want  to  maintain  the 
quality  of  our  faculty  through 
salary  increases  and  additional 
funds  for  faculty  research  and 
development,"  says  Miami 
spokesman  John  Ross.  "We're 
vitally  concerned  with  the  quali- 
ty of  our  research  programs." 

There  are  more  schools, 
though,  that  are  freezing  tuition 
in  1985-86. 

Creighton,  Worcestor 
Polytechnic,  the  State  Univer- 
sity of  New  York  system,  Pima 
Community  College  and  Ferris 
State  College  all  announced 
they'll  hold  tuition  to  this  year's 
levels. 

Connecticut's  Saint  Joseph 
College  even  guarantees  incom- 
ing freshmen  tuition  will  stay  at 
$6,000  for  four  years  if  they 
don't  drop  for  more  than  two 
consecutive  semesters. 


Southern  College's  annual 
awards  chapel  will  be  held 
Thursday,  April  18,  in  the  P.E. 
Center. 

The  awards  chapel  is 


on    the    job    are    publicly 
recognized  for  their  efforts. 

Most  divisions  participate 
and  awards  range  from  public 
recognition  to  the  payment  of 


cassion   when    students    who     full  tuition  for  the  following 
have  excelled  scholastically  and     year. 


Salute  your 
favorite  graduate! 


Graduation  is  quite  an  achievement!  Mark  the 
occasion  with  a  special  remembrance  that  shows 
you  care.  We  have  a  wide  selection  of  gifts,  cards 
and  partyware  for  graduates  of  all  age. 

Gifts  look  extra-special  when 
the  package  sports  a  grad- 
uation motif  And  our 
"instant  gift  wrap" 
boxes  make  the  wrap- 
ping quick  and  easy! 
Only  $175! 


The  college  graduate  will 
love  the  professional  look 
of  a  fine  wood  writing 

Hallmark.  Pens  start 
at  $22.50;  pen  and 

sets  start  at  $45.00. 


Say  "congratulations"  with  a 

>      Hallmark  graduation  card. 

Our  wide  selection  includes 

one  that's  just  right  for  your 

favorite  graduate. 


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Where  Do  We  Go 
From  Here? 

(lam  allowing  myself  to  do  something  in  this  final  editorial  that 
I  have  not  done  all  year.  The  subject  this  week  is  religious  in 
nature.) 

Final  exams  are  the  only  hems  that  separate  us  from  the  end 
of  another  school  year.  So  where  do  we  go  from  here?  Seniors 
move  on  to  either  a  job  or  graduate  school.  The  undergraduates 
move  on  to  the  next  level  of  study  or  also  a  job.  Professors  and 
administrators  may  move  on  to  another  line  of  work,  or  they  may 
look  forward  to  leading  another  group  of  students  in  the  Fall. 

These  future  plans  do  not  answer  the  question  fully,  however. 
After  having  attended  a  Christian  college  for  the  1984-85  year, 
where  do  we  go  from  here?  Sure,  we  have  attended  this  institu- 
tion for  the  purpose  of  receiving  an  education.  But  to  give  us  one 
was  not  the  sole  reason  Southern  College  was  created.  Another 
purpose  was  to  bring  its  students  closer  to  Christ. 

Some  of  us  have  atempted  to  close  our  minds  to  any  of  the 
Christian  influences  found  on  this  campus.  For  example,  some 
have  skipped  chapels,  worships,  Sabbath  Schools,  and  church, 
if  not  with  our  bodies,  then  with  our  minds.  Some  have  elected 
not  to  participate  in  the  C.A.R.E.  programs.  Some  have  refused 
to  talk  religion.  And  some  have  refused  to  show  a  Christian 
witness.  Commendation  goes  to  the  one  who  has  been  able  to  do 
all  of  the  above,  but  it  still  goes  to  the  one  who  has  done  just  one. 

Perhaps  someone  is  saying  at  this  moment  that  in  order  to  do 
the  above  acts,  one  must  have  made  a  decision  to  be  a  Christian. 
And  that  is  my  point.  If  the  decision  hasn't  been  made  yet,  when 
will  it  be  made?  Will  it  be  made?  Too  many  incidents  this  year 
have  shown  us  the  finiteness  of  man--Scott  Yankelevitz's  death, 
Doug  Stepanske's  accident,  Howard  Bankes'  accident.  Fortunate- 
ly, the  last  two  students  were  not  killed. 

The  decision  is  important.  If  it  hasn't  been  made  yet,  then  it 
should  be  made  soon.  The  good  news  is  that  this  decision  is  so 
easy  to  make.  We  only  need  to  say  it  to  the  Lord.  We'll  still  sin, 
but  because  of  that  aspect  of  being  a  Christian  called  forgiveness, 
we  are  still  Christians. 

Even  more  important  is  that  we  will  know  where  we  are  going 
from  here.  We  will  go  our  separate  ways,  but  we  will  have  one 
destination,  heaven. 


Georgia-Cumberland  Constituency 
Chooses  New  Leadership 


STAFF 

* 

Editor 

Dennis  Negron 

Assistant  Editor 

John  Seaman 

Layout  Editor 

Bob  Jones 

Advertising  Managers 

Delmarie  Newman 

Tambra  Rodgers 

Circulation  Manager 
Typesetters 

Jay  Dedeker 

Lynnette  Jones 

Maribel  Soto 

Photographers 

Richard  Gayle 
Jerry  Kovalski 

Sports 

Steve  Martin 

Jerry  Russell 

Randy  Thuesdee 

Reporters 

Michael  Battistone 

Mclanie  Boyd 

La  Ronda  Curtis 

Russell  Duerksen 

Sheila  Elwin 

Lori  Hcinsman 

Norman  Hobbs 

.In,,,  King 

Rob  Lastine 

Lori  Selby 

J.  T.  Shim 

Reinhold  Smith 

Alan  Starblrd 

Brent  Van  Arsdell 

Jack  Wood 

Adviser 

Dr.  Ben  McArthur 

The  Southern  Accent  is  the  official  student  newspaper  of  Southern 
College  and  is  released  each  Thursday  with  the  exception  of  vacation 
and  exam  weeks.  Opinions  expressed  in  letters  and  bv-lmed  articles  are 
the  opinion  ol  the  author  and  do  noi  necessarilj  reflect  the  opinions     1 
of  the  editors,  Southern  College,  the  Seventh-day  Adveniisi  church  or    1 

Dennis  Negron 

Nearly  seven  hundred 
delegates,  representing  the 
Georgia-Cumberland  Con- 
ference, met  at  the  Georgia- 
Cumberland  Academy  Gym- 
nasium on  April  21  for  the 
Triennial  Constituency 

Meeting.  Rework  on  this  con- 
ference's constitution,  reports 
from  the  education  system  and 
the  publishing  work,  and  the 
election  of  the  executive  of- 
ficers that  will  lead  the  next 
three  years  were  on  the  agenda. 

It  was  the  electing  of  a  new 
president  that  caused  the 
greatest  stir  and  took  the 
greatest  amount  of  time, 
however.  Gary  Patterson,  the 
Georgia-Cumberland  Con- 
ference president  for  the  last  six 
years,  was  not  re-elected  for  a 
third  term. 

The  constituency  meeting 
started  at  10:00  am.  But  the 
elections  did  not  start  till  7:30 
p.m.  A  nominating  committee, 
chosen  earlier  in  the  day  for  the 
purpose  of  bringing  names  of 
potential  officers  to  the  floor, 
had  been  dismissed  at  3:00  pm 
to  meet  on  their  own.  However, 
this  committee  apparently 
could  not  decide  on  a  person 
for  president,  to  be  voted  on 
first,  because  it  met  for  over 
three  hours. 

The  name  the  committee 
brought  to  the  floor  was  not 
Gary  Patterson's,   but   John 


Loor's,  current  President  of  the 
Northern  New  England  Con- 
ference. Loor  is  a  former  pastor 
of  the  Collegedale  Church  and 
was  well  spoken  of  by  a  large 
amount  of  delegates  who 
remembered  his  tenure  in  this 
conference.  However,  after  the 
discussion  had  ceased  and  the 
votes  had  been  counted,  the 
constituents  decided  against 
Loor  by  the  slim  margin  of  25Z 
to  245.  This  slim  margin  was  to 
set  the  precedence  for  future 
voting. 

An  individual  made  a  motion 
to  reconsider  Loor's  name  since 
the  margin  of  defeat  was  so 
narrow  and  over  100  delegates 
had  not  voted.  A  two-thirds 
majority  of  the  constituents  was 
needed  for  this  to  occur,  but 
when  the  votes  were  counted 
the  motion  had  been  defeated, 
300  to  159. 

Subsequently,  a  straw  ballot 
considering  Gary  Patterson's 
name  was  taken  with  the  inten- 
tion of  giving  the  nominating 
committee  an  idea  of  how  the 
constituents  were  thinking.  The 
committee  was  given  only  fif- 
teen minutes  to  decide  on  the 
current  president.  Once  again, 
the  results  of  both  the  straw 
ballot  and  the  nominating  com- 
mittee were  close.  Elder  Patter- 
son was  slightly  favored  by  the 
delegates,  253  to  236,  but  when 
the  members  of  the  committee 


voted  on  his  name,  they 
jected  him,  12  to  11. 

The  nominating  commj 
was  sent  out  to  decide  0 
name  a  third  time,  and  at  f 
p.m.  they  joined  the  faj 
group  with  the  results  of  ti 
work.  The  name  of  Joel  Tt 
pkins  was  brought  to  the  flfl 
and  voted  on.  Tompkins isi 
rently  the  President  of  the  K 
America  Union  but  has  had 
position  for  only  two 
Despite  this  fact,  he  receivt 
large  majority  of  the  vote 
to  154. 

The  time  was  now  ili|jj 
still  the  constituents  had 
voted  for  an  executive  secrel 
or  a  treasurer.  Because  of 
late  hour,  a  motion  was  n 
that  the  meeting  be  reconvei 
at  a  later  date  and  was  pas 
The  date  agreed  upon  was  N 
12. 

Still,  many  questions  n 
to  be  answered  concerning 
Georgia-Cumberland  presid 
cy.  With  Elder  Tompkins  c 
rently  serving  the  Mid-Amei 
Union,  would  he  want  to  ra 
back  to  the  conference  !e\ 
And  would  he  come 
two  years  of  service  at  this  p 
sent  position?  At  the  t 
this  writing,  it  is  not  known 
Tompkins  has  responds 
Should  he  refuse  to  c 
matter  will  be  brought  up  agi 
at  the  May  12  meeting. 


S.A.F.E.  Wants  You 


Cindy  Secrist 

The  cries  of  Africa's  starving 
millions  resound  in  the  air,  and 
once  again  someone  rushes  to 
hold  a  cup  of  water  to  parch- 
ed, dying  lips.  One  of  the  hands 
holding  the  cup  this  time,  shar- 
ing the  gift  of  life,  is  our  own 
Southern  College. 


The  flame  of  inspiration  for 
S.A.F.E.  (originally  Students 
Against  Famine  in  Ethiopia) 
came  by  letter  from  Brett  Mat- 
thews and  David  Steinberg  of 
Dartmouth  College.  Southern's 
Student  Association  and  Col- 
legiate  Missions    Club    were 


quick  to  respond.  Headed  I 
Cindy  Secrist  and  assisted  1 
John  Dysinger,  Ed  Santan 
Sharon  Dyke,  and  others,  I 
project  is  under  way. 

In    tailoring    S.A.F.E. 
Southern   College's   campu 


Reflections. 


PDA  In  Fenton  Forest 


Gordon  Bietz 

Once  upon  a  time  in  Fenton 
Forest  there  was  some  discus- 

n  of  forest  behavior  relative 
to  Public  Display  of  Affection, 
"orest  inhabitants  were  getting 
oo  friendly  in  public  to  the  em- 
larrassment  of  many  members 
>f  the  forest  community. 

A  general  meeting  was  held 
if  everyone  and  they  discussed 

;  problem.  Wise  Old  Owl 
ailed  the  meeting  to  order  and 
tught  to  develop  a  consensus 


as  to  what  was  appropriate 
public  bahavior  between  boys 
and  girls  and  what  was  not 
appropriate. 

Eventually  there  was  general 
agreement  among  most  that 
some  restraint  needed  to  be  us- 
ed for  what  went  on  in  public. 
It  was  agreed  that  some 
behavior  between  two  Fenton 
Forest  friends  should  be 
only  between  them  and  should 
be  kept  private. 

Most  everyone  agreed  except 
Freddy  Fox  and  Sammy  Skunk. 
They  thought  it  was  not  anyone 
else's  business  what  they  did  or 
did  not  do  in  public  and  they 
left  the  meeting  in  a  huff.  And. 
of  course,  anytime  that  Sammy 
Skunk  left  a  meeting  in  a  huff 
everyone  knew  it.  (It  might  be 
more  appropriately  put  that  he 
left  the  meeting  in  a  puff.) 

Those  who  remained  all  in- 
dicated that  they  would  seek  to 
live  by  this  new  consensus  and 
they  all  left  the  meeting  in  good 
spirits.  Everything  went  well  for 
But  neither  Freddy  the 
Fox    or   Sammy   the   Skunk 


would  cooperate. 

Freddy,  who  had  been  one  of 
the  worst  offenders,  did  try  at 
first  to  be  more  careful.  He  and 
his  girlfriend  tried  to  be  more 
careful  and  no  one  was  embar- 
rassed by  this  behavior  for  a 
number  of  months. 

But  Sammy  was  so  upset  at 
the  community  intrusion  into 
what  he  considered  was  his 
private  bahavior  that  he  made' 
a  big  stink  about  it.  And  when 
Sammy  and  Petunia  (Petunia 
was  his  girlfriend's  name.) 
decided  to  make  a  big  stink  they 
could  really  do  it.  They  paid  no 
attention  to  the  sensibilities  of 
other  members  in  the  Fenton 
Forest  family  and  in  fact  there 
some  who  thought  that 
they  went  out  of  their  way  to 
offend  others. 

It  became  so  repulsive  to  the 
forest  family,  and  especially  to 
visitors  who  did  not  live  in  the 
forest,  that  no  longer  did  the 
concern  general  behavior 
of  forest  inhabitants  but  the 
Sammy  and 
Petunia  themselves. 


Wise  Old  Owl  found  it 
necessary  to  call  another 
meeting  to  dicuss  Sammy  and 
Petunia's  behavior.  Well  Sam- 
my and  Petunia  boycotted  the 
meeting.  Most  of  the  other 
folks  were  just  as  glad  for  they 
didn't  think  that  they  could 
have  stood  to  be  around  the 
two  of  them  when  they  were  in 
one  of  those  moods. 

In  the  meeting  they  discuss- 
ed at  length  what  to  do  about 
Sammy's  behavior.  Many  ideas 
were  suggested.  Gruf,  the  bear, 
said,  "Just  give  me  permission 
and  I  will  take  care  of  it."  But 
he  said  it  in  such  a  way  that  the 
other  animals  thought  he  might 
do  harm  to  Sammy  and  most  of 
them  thought  that  that  was  a  bit 
drastic.  . 

Lightfoot,  the  deer,  had  the 
idea  to  shame  Sammy  and 
Petunia  into  stopping  their  in- 
appropriate bahavior.  He  said, 
"Every  time  that  Sammy  and 
Petunia  are  observed  in  some 
public  bahavior  that  does  not 
show  good  judgements  lets  all 
gather  around  and  watch." 


"Do  you  have  any  idea" 
replied  Rand)  Racoon,  "how 
faraway  you  have  t< 
Sammy  when  he  is  angry?" 
Everyone  agreed  that,  though  it 
sounded  like  a  good  idea,  in 
this  case  it  would  not  work,  for 
Sammy  and  Petunia  just  had 
no  shame  and  when  he  got 
angry.. .whew! 

Other  ideas  were  discusses, 
but  aside  from  jail  and  excom- 
munication from  the  forest, 
most  of  the  ideas  were  either 
not  enforceable,  or  they  just 
were  too  severe  to  fit  the  crime. 
It  became  apparant  in  the 
discussion  that  there  were  some 
things  in  social  behavior  that 
were  just  assumed  by  most  well 
bred  folks  and  it  was  hard  to 
convince  some  like  Sammy  and 
Petunia  that  there  were  some 
things  that  were  just  not  in 
good  taste. 

Finally  Wise  Old  Owl 
summed  up  their  discussion.  He 
said,  "You  simply  have  to 
remember,  some  residents  of 
our  community  are  just  a  bunch 
of  animals." 


Away  From  Campus 


Inflation  Rises  0.5  Percent 

The  increase  in  gasoline  prices  has  caused  the  inflation  rate  to 
go  up  0.5  percent  in  the  last  month,  the  government  reported  Tues- 
day. Analysts  say  that  the  main  cause  of  the  rise  is  due  to  higher 
prices,  which  incidentally  had  been  dropping  for  the 
previous  three  months.  In  contrast,  food  prices  remained  constant 
for  the  first  tinje  since  last  May.  The  news,  however,  is  good  news 
to  the  Reagan  administration  because  the  government  has  been 
successful  at  keeping  consumer  prices  moderately  low  for  four 
straight  years. 

Sweeter  Coca-Cola 

In  its  soft-drink  war  against  Pepsi,  the  Coca-Cola  Co.  an- 
nounced that  its  popular  soda  has  been  sweetened,  a  first  in  the 
99-year  history  of  the  drink.  The  move  is  a  result  of  losing  ground 
to  its  archrival  Pepsi,  and  the  latter  is  crowing  that  Coke  "is  not 
the  real  thing"  anymore.  Tuesday's  announcement  also  included 
the  kick-off  of  a  27-commercial  advertising  blitz  featuring  Bill 
Cosby  touting  the  changed  Coke. 

Reagan  Pressured  to  Cancel  Cemetary  Visit 

American  Jewish  leaders  are  pressuring  President  Reagan  to 
cancel  his  controversial  visit  to  a  German  cemetery  for  war 
Reagan  is  being  asked  to  drop  his  visit  to  the  Bitburg 
cemetery,  where  at  least  47  Nazi  Waffen  SS  troops  are  buried. 
Instead  Jewish  leaders  are  urging  him  to  hold  a  ceremony  honor- 
ing the  late  Konrad  Adenauer  who  "embodied  the  spirit  of  recon- 
ciliation." Despite  the  controversy,  Reagan  has  still  stood  firm 
in  his  decision. 

Pornography  Called  Evil 

A  study,  funded  by  a  conservative  foundation,  has  suggested 
that  pornography  is  addictive  and  can  cause  sexual  deviance  in 
those  using  it  for  "harmless  enjoyment."  The  Free  Congress 
Research  and  Education  Foundation  also  noted  that  a  faithful 
marriage  can  fight  pornography.  However,  Barry  Lynn,  legislative 
director  for  the  American  Civil  Liberties  Union,  has  said  that  the 
study  shows  nothing  new,  citing  that  pornography  comes  in  good 
and  bad  forms  but  is  protected  by  the  First  Amendment.  He  also 
said  that  the  study's  results  are  ridiculous  in  implying  that  por- 
nography enhances  crime. 


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THE  MODERN  DA  Y  DILEMMA  ! 

Recently,  many  of  us  saw  a  real-time, 

ultrasound  (movie)  of  a  10-week-old  baby  AmUTG  OT  defaCtO? 

being  aborted  presented  by  Dr.  Bernard     ADOrilUIl.  UCJUl 

Nathanson  at  the  NRLC  Convention  in 
Kansas  City.  For  the  first  5  minutes  that 
we  were  introduced  to  this  tiny  little  girl, 
she  was  sucking  her  thumb  and  moving 
about.  The  ultrasound  was  so  clear  that 


Jack  Blanco 

In  1973,  the  Supreme  Court  society.   It  is  the  dispropor- 

ruled,  in  the  case  of  Roe  vs.  tionate  emphasis  of  one  or  the 

Wade,   that  during  the  first  other  of  these  "universals"  that 

trimester    of   pregnancy,    a  creates  an  ethical  dilemma,  a 

woman  has  the  right  to  decide  conflict        between        two 

to  have  an  abortion.  After  this  undeniable   rights    in   which 

landmark    decision    by    the  prioritizing  one  will  cause  the 

VOU  COUld  even  See  her  face  and  everyone        supreme  Court,  some  people  disfunctioning  of  the  other. 

thought  that  the  abortion  issue  And  it  is  this  dilemma  which,  to 

marveled.                                                                             had  been  settied  once  and  for  some  extent,  is  polarizing  the 

all.  But  to  the  contrary,  people  nation, 
have  continued  to  debate  the  In  a  recent  CBS  documen- 
issue  and  to  publicly  tary,  the  effect  abortion  has 
demonstrate  their  convictions,  had  in  polarizing  people  was 
The  decision  by  the  Supreme  highlighted  by  showing  how  ex- 
Court,  rather  than  settling  the  plosive  the  issue  has  become 
issue,  has  created  one  because  and  the  effect  it  is  having  on  the 
what  is  decided  by  rule  of  law  life  and  politics  of  the  nation, 
(dejure),  might  not  necessarily  The  documentary  concluded  by 
be  accepted  (defacto)  by  the  saying  that  the  abortion  issue 
people.  will  never  be  solved  by  the 
The  Supreme  Court  in  its  courts  as  long  as  people  con- 
1973  decision  not  only  gave  a  tinue  to  vote  with  their  hearts, 
woman  the  right  to  choose  to  The  abortion  issue  is  still  very 
terminate  her  pregnancy,  but  much  alive  as  was  seen  in  the  re- 
also  provided  safeguards  for  cent  move  by  the  anti-abortion 
the  unborn.  For  instance,  under  forces.  These  men  and  women 
the  guidance  of  a  physician,  the  filed  with  the  Congress  the 
mother  has  a  right  to  choose  to  "Unborn  Children's  Civil 
have  an  abortion  during  the1  Rights  Act  of  1985."  Spon- 
first  trimester,  but  during  the  sored  by  Senators  Helms, 
second  trimester,  the  state  has  Humphrey,  and  East,  this  Civil 
a  right  for  health  reasons,  to  Rights  Act  bans  the  use  of 
overrule  her  decision,  and  by  funds,  appropriated  by  Con- 
the  third  trimester  the  fetus  is  gress,  to  take  the  life  of  an  un- 
given  its  constitutional  rights,  born  child.  It  also  forbids 
However,  in  spite  of  these  pro-  !  federally-assisted  institutions 
visions,  the  anti-abortionists  from  requiring  their  students  or 
have  continued  to  argue  for  the  employees  to  participate  in 
"right  to  life"  while  the  ad-  health    insurance    programs 


Then  the  abortion  began. 

For  about  3  minutes  we  watched  in  hor- 
ror as  the  abortionist  tried  to  break  the 
amniotic  sac  with  a  metal  tube.  While  he 
was  jabbing  and  poking,  we  could  see  the 
baby  trying  to  get  away.  She  kept  suck- 
ing her  thumb  and  moving  away  from  the 
metal  tube.  The  baby's  heartbeat  was  nor- 
mal at  first  (200  beats  per  minute)  but 
soon  raced  to  220,  then  240.  Then  the 
baby  opened  her  mouth  and  Dr.  Nathan- 
son  said  he  fully  believed  she  was  scream- 
ing or  crying  or  both.  Finally,  that  horrid 
metal  tube  broke  the  amniotic  sac  and  in 
a  matter  of  minutes  the  baby's  body  was 
dismembered  and  suctioned  out,  all  but 
the  head,  as  it  was  too  large  to  go  through 
the  tube.  Metal  thongs  were  used  to 
remove  it.  Dr.  Nathanson  told  us  that  the 
abortionist,  once  he  saw  with  his  own  eyes 
what  he  was  doing,  quit.  The  nurse,  who 
helped  with  the  ultrasound,  resigned  from 
her  job. 

You  and  I  are  locked  in  a  struggle  vital  to 
the  future  of  this  entire  country.  Every- 
day 4,000  unborn  children  are  killed  in  this 
surgical  holocaust;  this  carnage  calls  out 
to  you  and  me  to  take  a  stand. 


which  sanction  abortion  or  pro- 
vide counseling  or  referral  for 
such  procedures. 
With  all  the  above  informa- 


vocates  of  the  "right  to 
choose"  have  continued  to  sup- 
port the  Supreme  Court's 
decision. 

In  brief,  some  of  the  pro-  tion,  the  background  is  now  set 

choice    arguments    are    the  for  a  question.  In  such  a  tense 

following:  atmosphere,  where  do  Seventh- 

1 .  A  fetus  as  a  human  being  day  Adventists  stand  on  this 
cannot  be  equated  with  a  issue?  In  other  words,  What 
woman.  does  our  church  say  about  it? 

2.  Under  the  Constitution,  What  is  our  "official"  posi- 
women  cannot  be  denied  their  tion?  Do  we  have  one?  Some 
right  of  freedom.  Adventists  feel  that  the  church 

3 .  Moral  issues  are  personal  needs  to  give  us  some 
and  often  religious  and  guidelines.  However,  as  far  as 
therefore  should  not  be  con-  I  know,  we  have  no  "official" 
trolled  by  law.  position  on  abortion. 

The  pro-life  forces  argue  in  A  few  years  ago  the  General 


Conference  did  appoint  t 
hoc   committee   to    study 


A  few  months  back,  the  above 
article  was  sent  to  the  Southern 
Accent  office,  unsigned,  by  an 
individual  who  is  pro-life.  In 
e  envelope,  was  another 


the  following  manner: 

1 .  From  the  m 
ception,  a  fetus  is  a  potential  number  of  critical 
and  developing  human.  which  was  abortion.  This  com- 

2.  Willfully  taking  the  life  of  mittee  concluded  that  because 
a  fetus  constitutes  murder.  of  our  biblical  and  theological 

3.  For  the  good  of  society,  presuppositions,    Adventists 
The  Adventist  denomination    moraiit>r  should  be  enforced  by  generally  are  pro-life  except  in 

taken  a  stand  on    law  whether  such  morality  is  cases  involving  rape, 


is  shown  taking  place.  The 
view,  however,  is  that  of  the 
fetus 


letter  asking  us  to  help  him     abortion,  neither  siding  with    considered  religious  or  not.        the  health  and  survival  of  the 
fight  his  pro-choice  foes.  the  pro-life  or  the  pro-choice    <S"  ,  s™mons.    Bir,h    "nd    mother,   in  which  case  they 


We  have  decided  to  print  the  advocates.  The  Southern  Ac- 
letter  to  show  how  real  the  fight  cent  asked  Dr.  Jack  Blanco, 
over  this  modern  day  dilemma  professor  in  the  Southern  Col- 
is.  The  pro-life  advocates  have  lege  Department  of  Religion,  to 
also  filmed  a  20-minute  com-  give  his  reasoning  on  this  deci- 
mercial  entitled  "The  Silent  sion  by  Adventist.  The  follow- 
Scream,"  in  which  an  abortion  ing  is  his  response. 


Death,    Bioethical   Decision-  would  allow  for  abortion.  But 

making,  pp.  74-77.)  these  ad  hoc  conclusions  were 

The  above  arguments   are  never  voted  on  by  the  General 

predicated  on  such  basic  human  Conference.  And  whether  or 

values   and   universal   truths  not  our  church  should  even 

which  are  recognized  as  vital  to  take  an  official  position  on 

the  well-being  of  the  individual  abortion  raises  another  ques- 
and  the   free   functioning  of 


helpful  and  what  would  it  do? 
Let's  attempt  to  answer  this 
question  by  considering  some 
case  studies: 

Case  1 :  Fifteen-year-old  AB 
is  about  twenty-weeks  pregram 
and  appears  one  morning  at  the 
nurse-midwifery  Teen  Clinic, 
She  was  exposed  to  measles 
about  a  week  ago.  This  a 
posure  was  followed  by  a  rasl 
on  her  back  about  five  days 
later  or  about  two  days  ago.  i 
rubella  titer  indicates  no  prior 
immunity.  She  is  told  to  come 
back  a  week  later,  and  this  time 
the  titer  is  slightly  elevated 
though  not  definitive  of  the 
disease  being  actually  present. 
The  physician  studies  the  case 
and  urges  the  nurse  to  secure 
the  consent  of  the  parents  for 
an  abortion  because 
estimation  the  girl  is  to  youn 
to  have  an  abortion 
secondly  the  fetus  could  h 
damaged. 


The  abortion  issue 
is  still  very  much 
alive. . . 


Case  2:  Mrs.  J.  isthirty-fi 
years  old  and  decides  to  see  her 
obstetrician  to  discuss  her  u 
pected  pregnancy,  which  athei 
age  could  be  quite  serious.  The 
amniocentesis  shows  that  Hi 
fetus  is  deformed  and  will  moi 
likely  be  born  with  Dorfl 
Syndrome,  a  form  of  menli 
retardation.  Mrs. 
devastated.  She  has  thru 
healthy,  well-adjusted  childreJ 
and  now  that  the  last  one  is » 
school,  she  was  looking  f« 
ward  to  picking  up  and  purs" 
ing  her  professional  career  .A 
Mrs.  J.  reads  the  physician 
report,  she  becomes  first  ten! 
and  then  angry.  Finally,  ] 
can't  control  herself  any  long; 
and  explodes,  saying  that  wnr 
her  husband  does  not  belie*1 
abortion,  she  does.  She  does" 
want  to  discuss  the  matter  «fl 
further  and  only  wants  ti 
how  quickly  she  can  have  a 
abortion  to  "get  the  whole  Die 
over  with." 

Case  3:  Mrs  R. 
children  and  is  expecting  no 
seventh.  She  has  all  " 
household  chores  she  «■ 
possibly  handle.  So  she  senoii> 
ly  considers  having  an  abort  ^ 
before  her  husband  becoB 
aware  of  it.  One  of  her  sisl» 
also  married,  strongly  urges^ 
to  have  the  abortion.  Her  ° 
married  sister  urges  her  n° 
go  through  with  it.  An 

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severe  struggle,  Mrs.  R.  decides 
to  take  the  advice  of  her  second 
sister.  She  has  a  successful 
pregnancy  and  gives  birth  to  a 
healthy  son  who  later  becomes 
a  nationally-known  conductor 
of  a  philharmonic  orchestra. 

Case  4:  J. A.  was  fifteen.  She 
becomes  pregnant  and  im- 
mediately confides  in  her 
parents.  Together  they  decide 
that  J. A.  would  not  have  an 
abortion.  As  the  weeks  and 
months  slip  by,  the  young 
mother  and  her  parents  bond  to 
that  little  "someone  in  there," 
and  with  the  help  of  the  family 
physician,  J.  A.  has  both  a  suc- 
cessful pregnancy  and  delivery. 
Her  parents  then  teach  her  how 
to  be  a  caring  parent,  and  in 
spite  of  the  hardships  of  single 
parenthood,  J. A.  becomes  a 
fine  little  mother. 
(Adapted  from  Ethics  in  Nurs- 
ing, by  Joyce  Beebe  Thompson 
and  Lectures  in  Bio-ethics  by 
Dr.  Jack  Provonsha,  Loma 
Linda  U.) 

From  these  and  similar  cases, 
it  is  obvious  that  the  abortion 


issue  is  not  so  simple  to  solve. 
Also,  there  are  numerous  other 
aspects  of  the  abortion  issue 
which  impinge  on  society  at 
large  in  addition  to  those  effec-  ■ 
ting  the  immediate  family.  If 
for  instance,  the  abortion  issue 
would  be  brought  to  the  floor 
at  the  General  Conference  in 
New  Orleans  this  summer,  it 
would  not  be  any  easier  to  solve 
there  than  it  has  been  by  the 
federal  government.  The  issue 
would  be  just  as  heated  within 
the  church  as  it  is  in  outside  of 
the  Adventist  church. 


Adventist  are  general 
ly  pro-life.. . 

Personally,  I  am  in  agree- 
ment with  the  statement  made 
by  the  General  Conference  ad 
hoc  committee.  Adventists  are 
generally  pro-life  and  therefore 
against  abortion  except  in  cases 
such  as  incest,  rape,  and  the 
survival  of  the  mother. 
However,  more  importantly,  I 


believe  that  we  ought  not  to  de- 
mand official  statements  by  the 
General  Conference  if  we  can 
possibly  do  without  them.  We 
need  to  learn  to  function  as  a 
free  people  bound  together  by 
that  unity  which  springs  from 
the  heart  and  the  spirit  of  free 
men,  from  a  choice  freely  made 
to  commit  ourselves  to  a  pro- 
phetic mission,  and  from 
adherence  to  the  principle  that 
all  men  must  remain  free  to  be 
answerable  to  God. 
(Dr.  Jack  Blanco  is  a  professor 
of  religion  and  teaches  Chris- 
tian Ethics  on  the  Southern 
College  campus.) 


Southern  College  Students  Have 
Mixed  Views  on  Abortion 


A  few  years  back,  the  survey 
below  was  distributed 
throughout  the  United  States 
by  the  magazine  Life.  In  an  ef- 
fort to  gauge  the  feelings  of 
Southern  College  students  on 
the  subject  of  abortion,  the 
same  survey  was  used. 

However,  not  all  SC  students 
were  questioned.  Residents  of 
Talge  Hall  and  Thatcher  Hall 
received  the  survey  in  their 
mailboxes.  Students  who  live  in 
the  village  and  have  a  mailbox 
in  the  Student  Center  also 
received  it.  Those  who  did  not 
fit  any  of  the  above  descrip- 
tions, were  not  asked  their 
opinions. 

Of  approximately  1200 
students  on  this  campus  and  its 
surrounding  communities,  on- 
ly 203  returned  the  survey.  Of 
this  group,  97  were  males  and 
106  females.  36  percent  were 
freshmen,  19  percent  were 
sophomores,  19  percent  were 
juniors,  and  25  percent  were 
seniors.  Only  9  of  the  par- 
ticipants were  married. 


Some  of  the  highlights  of  the 
survey  are  the  following.  Ap- 
proximately 49  percent  of  those 
surveyed  believe  that  having  an 
abortion  is  morally  wrong; 
however,  59  percent  believe  that 
any  woman  who  wants  an  abor- 
tion should  be  "autJ^ed  jc 
receive  one  legally. 

To  a  large  majority  of  the 
polled  group,  abortion  is  an 
issue  that  they  either  feel  very 
strongly  or  somewhat  strongly- 
about.  82  percent  have  strong 
feelings  towards  abortion. 

Finally,  64  percent  believe 
that  Federal  or  State  funds 
should  not  be  used  to  pay  for 
a  woman's  abortion. 

In  analyzing  this  survey,  one 
should  keep  in  mind  that  it  is 
not  meant  to  reflect  society  in 
general  nor  Adventists  beyond 
this  campus.  The  results  also  do 
not  reflect  the  feelings  of  ad- 
ministrators, professors,  other 
staff  members,  or  Collegedale 
residents.  This  survey  reflects 
only  a  small  sample'  df~-the_ 
Southern  College  student  body. 


Class  standing 


From  your  own  personal  point  of  view 
do  you  feel  having  an  abortion  is 
morally  wrong,  or  do  you  feel  it  is 

wrong 
98 

Fr 
41 

So 
17 

Jr 
17 

Sr 
23 

17-18 
16 

19-20 
45 

21-22 
25 

23- 

12 

Not  a  moral  issue 
83 

32 

17 

15 

19 

12 

40 

24 

7 

On  the  whole,  do  you  agree  or  disagree 
with  those  who  feel  that  any  woman  who 
wants  an  abortion  should  be  permitted 
to  obtain  it  legally? 

Agree 
120 

hi. 

17 

27 

32 

18 

55 

36 

11 

Disagree 
75 

29 

20 

11 

15 

11 

31 

23 

10 

If  an  unmarried  high  school  girl  becomes 
pregnant,  do  you  think  her  mother  should 
suggest  to  her  that  she  have  an  abortion? 

Have  an  abortion 
54 

19 

11 

14 

10 

6 

27 

18 

3 

Have  the  baby 
70 

30 

13 

13 

14 

11 

29 

20 

8 

Not  sure 

58 

25 

11 

9 

22 

12 

27 

19 

10 

Would  you  say  you  feel  very  strongly  about 
the  abortion  issue,  somewhat  strongly,  or 
not  that  strongly? 

Very  strongly 
62 

23 

11 

15 

13 

9 

29 

14 

10 

Somewhat  strongly 
104 

39 

22 

19 

2-3 

18 

42 

32 

11 

Not  that  strongly 

36 

12      5      5    14 

2 

16 

15 

2 

Should  Federal  or  State  funds  be  used  to 
pay  for  abortions  for  women  who  are 

Should 

16 

11 

18 

20 

7 

22 

26 

10 

9 

Should  not 
130 

56 

25 

18 

30 

20 

65 

31 

12 

T 


2zd 

"Frankie  Say:  No  More!! 


J.  Randolph  Thuesdee 
^_  The  funis  over.  School  is 
*out,  fcnt  the  memories  still 
linger.  Covering  the  sports 
scene  at  Southern  College  for 
the  second  year  in  a  row  is  now 
a  thing  of  the  past. 

Some  say  that  sports  is  not  all 
that  big  of  a  deal,  that  in  repor- 
ting it,  it  should  be  a  piece  of 
cake.  Well,  this  year  was 
definitely  a  trying  year  for  me. 
Covering  softball,  for  in- 
stance, was  a  real  challenge. 
With  four  games  happening  in 
one  day,  two  the  next,  and 
ladies'  games  also  to  report  on, 
I  surely  felt  the  load.  Fortunate- 
ly, I  asked  Steve  Martin  and 
Jerry  Russell  to  help  me.  Steve 
helped  me  out  the  most  in  the 
beginning  because  Jerry  was  an 
umpire  for  the  majority  of  the 
games. 

,  Then  came  the  All-Night 
Softball  Tournament.  Frankly, 
after  our  team  was  eliminated, 
I  wanted  to  go  to  bed.  But, 
noting  my  commitment  to  the 
paper,  I  stayed  awake.  Then  I 
started  to  get  cold.  And  it  got 
colder.  And  colder.  The  cups  of 
hot  chocolate  were  mounting 
up.  Then  it  began  to  rain.  1 
knew  1  was  in  for  a  cold  then. 
Minutes  later,  to  my  delight, 
Jaecks  postponed  the  end  of  the 
tourny.  "Now,"  I  said  to 
myself,  "I  can  get  some  sleep!" 
This  was  probably  the  only  time 
I  welcomed  rain  in  Collegedale 
all  year.  Two  days  later,  I  had 
a  cold.  "Sniff." 

Hawaiian  flag-football! 
What  a  fun  sport!  Who  could 
ever  forget  Scotty's  team  and 
their  game  attire?  They  were 
certainly  a  fun  bunch  to  watch. 
When  Scotty  passed  away  dur- 
ing the  flag  ball  season,  1  was 
deeply  saddened.  1  couldn't 
bear  to  go  out  and  cover  his 
team's  last  game;  1  really 
couldn't.  I'm  glad  that  we  now 
have  a  sportsmanship  award  in 
his  name.  He  was  a  true  athlete, 
a  great  guy,  and  I  miss  him. 

Soon  thereafter,  volleyball 
got  going.  1  enjoyed  covering 
this  sport  primarily  because  it 
was  too  cold  outside  to  enjoy 
anything  else.  Just  watching  a 
good  volleyball  game  was  this 
reporter's  delight.  I  missed  the 
three-man  tourney,  however, 
due  to  a  pressing  matter  called 
homework.  But  that  was  okay 
because  the  basketball  season 
was  soon  to  begin! 

I  covered  all  of  "AA's" 
games  and  a  few  "A"  league, 
"B"  league,  and  ladies*  league 
games.  I'll  never  forget  Teresa 
Rodger's  play  on  the  court.  She 
s  dynamite!  She'd  shake  the 
|whole  team  coming  down  the 
Icourt,  miss  a  layup,  come  back 
Idown  on  defense,  steal  the  ball. 


take  it  to  the  hoop,  draw  the 
foul,  get  the  basket,  and  get  a 
three-point  play!  She'd  do  that 
about  five  times  during  the 
game.  I  loved  watching  her 
play! 

"AA"  was  a  different  story. 
1  really  couldn't  get  into  the 
teams  because  I  was  a  member 
of  another  "AA"  team.  I 
reported  their  games  objective- 
ly, though,  even  though  I  wish 
most  of  them  would  have 
thrown  up  bricks  for  the  whole 

Rees  Series  time.  I  didn't 
report  on  it  because  three  weeks 
separated  the  end  of  the  tour- 
nament and  the  next  Accent. 
Needless  to  say,  in  three  weeks 
everybody  knew  who  did  what. 
So  why  report  it? 

But  for  those  who  missed  it, 
the  sophomores  came  out  on 
top,  led  by  tournament  MVP 
Ken  Warren  and  all- 
tournament  team  member 
David  Green.  The  sophomores 
beat  the  freshmen  convincing- 
ly after  the  freshmen  upset  the 
juniors  on  Thursday  night.  The 
seniors,  top  seed  in  the  tourna- 
ment, also  fell  victim  to  the 
upset  atmosphere  that  night  as 
the  champion  sophomores 
stuck  it  to  them  in  good 
fashion.  The  Rees  Series  was 
the  highlight  of  SC's  basketball 

After  spring  break,  though, 
it  was  time  for  hat  tricks,  glove 
saves,  and  poke-checks.  Yes, 
floor  hockey  time!  Rob 
Mellert's  team,  with  Ryan 
Lounsberry,  John  Montteth, 
Vito  Montaperto,  and  company 
mowed  down  the  league  in  a 
perfect  season.  They  won  the 
best  hockey  game  at  SC  this 
year,  a  6-5  victory  over  Dale 
Lacra's  team.  Who  scored  the 
winning  goal?  I  don't 
remember.  (Just  kidding, 
Lounsberry). 

To  wind  up  the  year,  thank 
God,  the  soccer  season  took 
center  stage.  Did  any  one  care? 
Not  many,  except  for  the 
players,  of  course.  Barry  KralTs 
team  dominated  play  this 
season  with  William 
McKnight's  team  not  far 
behind.  Please,  don't 
everybody  clap  at  once. 

Winding  it  down,  after  a 
long  school  year  that  seemed  to 
go  by  so  fast  (with  no  regrets, 
thank  you),  I'd  like  to  hear 
those  sweet,  sweet  words  that 
my  good  buddy  Ronald  Reagan 
once  said  on  my  favorite 
album.   .   ."Frankie  say:   no 

Thanks  Steve  and  Jerry  for 
all  the  help  you've  given  me. 
Good  luck  next  year! 


Barry  Krall  drives  his  leg  into  the  ball  as  he  attempts  t 


Hockey  Standings 


Team 

Wins 

Losses 

Ties 

Points 

Krall 

5 

0 

0 

10 

McKnight 

4 

1 

0 

8 

Glantz 

3 

2 

0 

6 

Perry 

3 

3 

0 

6 

Crone 

1 

3 

0 

2 

Scalzo 

1 

4 

0 

2 

Goodrum 

0 

4 

0 

0 

Steve  Martin 

APRIL  16 

APRIL  18 

Krall  12  Perry  7 

Crone  9  Scalzo  3 

Krall  scored  7  of  hist 

ams  12  points 

Senska  scored  five  goals  to  lead  his 

to  lead  the  team  lo  a  five 

point  victory. 

Scalzo  scored 

Dos  Santos  scored  3  fo 

Krall  to  help 

one  oft 

ie  team's  three  r 

ice  the  win.  Horton  scor 

ed  3  for  Perry. 

Golightly  had  goals  tc 

even  out  the 

weak  a 

tack  of  Scalzo. 

APRIL  17 


APRIL  22 


Krall  19  Goodrum  4  

Krall  scored  a  goal,  as  Dos  Santos  Perry  6  Scalzo  2 

ind  Snider  each  scored  5  apiece  to        Ted  Chase  scored  4  of  his  te 


goals  to  lead  t 
which  blew  passed  Goodrum  by  15     Scalzo.  Victor  scored 

5  for  the  weak  offense  of  Scalzo. 


Golf  Tournament  Held 
at  Nob  North 


Ted  Evans 
Gets  a 
Hole-in-one 


Jerry  Russell 

Ted  Evans,  a  teacher  in  the 
HPER  Department  of 
Southern  College,  shot  a  hole- 
in-one  last  week  at  the  Nob 
North  Golf  Course.  Evans, 
who  was  playing  with  Steve 
Jaecks,  also  a  HPER  teacher, 
and  Ron  Knarr,  was  losing  to 
Jaecks  by  five  strokes  after  four 
holes.  "I'm  going  to  beat 
Jaecks,"  Evans  told  Knarr.  He 
then  stepped  up  to  the  par  3, 
135-yard  fifth  hole  and  drove  a 
pitching  wedge  off  the  tee.  The 
shot,  according  to  Jaecks, 
"could've  gone  in  on  the  fly." 

In  turn,  Jaecks  got  a  double 
bogey  five  on  the  hole  to  put 
Evans  within  one  of  the  leader. 
Evans  finished  with  a  39,  one 
ahead  of  Jaecks,  after  nine 
holes. 

Jaecks  was  unimpressed  with 
Evans  good  fortune,  however, 
saying  "Luckiest  shot  I've  ever 
seen." 


Jerry  Russell 

The  spring  golf  tournament 
this  year  was  sponsored  by  the 
gymnastics  team  and  was 
played  at  Nob  North  Golf 
Course.  The  tournament  was 
open  to  both  students  and  non- 
students. 

Sixteen  teams,  made  up  of 
four  individuals  each,  were 
divided  into  three  flights  accor- 
ding to  ability. 

In  the  championship  flight, 
Mike  McClung,  senior  religion 
major,  and  three  former 
students    of    SC,    shot    a 


remarkable  15-under-par  with 
three  eagles  to  take  first  place 
by  two  strokes  over  the  team  of 
Matt  Nafie,  John  Nafie,  Steve 
Jaecks,  and  Ted  Evans. 

In  the  first  flight,  Collegedale 
Post  Office  manager  Dick 
Wodzenski,  Kim  Pedean,  Daryl 
Detrich,  and  Steve  Crane  fired 
an  1 1-under-par  for  first  place 
over  Brace  and  Dick  Stepanske 
Bob  Mills,  and  Lloyd  Lawing 
who  combined  for  a  nine- 
under-par. 

In  the  second  flight,  Men's 


Deans  Qually  and  Christman, 
Rob  Lang,  senior  theology  ma- 
jor,  and  Bob  Rodgers, 
sophomore  chemistry  major, 
shot  a  six-under-par,  three  bet- 
ter than  the  team  of  Doug 
Malin,  Royce  Earp,  Tim 
Beaulieu,  and  John  O'Brien,  all 
alumni  of  SC,  to  win  that 
division. 

Trophies  were  given  to  tl* 
winners,  and  sleeves  of  g°" 
balls  were  given'  to  the  in- 
dividuals with  the  longest  drive 
and  the  shot  closest  to  the  pin- 


BON  VOYAGE! 


Thanks  to  Competition, 
Campuses  Plan  Some  Dorm 
Treats  For  the  Fall 


College  Press  Service 

For  college  students,  access 
to  cable  television,  automated 
banking  machines  and  an  occa- 
sional lobster  dinner  or  late 
night  pizza  used  to  mean  hav- 
ing to  go  off  campus. 

Not  anymore. 

Thanks  to  administrators ' 
worries  about  attracting 
students  to  their  dorms  and  in- 
tensifying competition  for  rents 
with  off-campus  apartment 
plexes,  an  increasing 
number  of  schools  are  offering 
a  smorgasboard  of  once- 
unheard-of  ameninties  for  next 

11. 

At  the  University  of  North 
Dakota,  some  dorms  have 
weight  rooms  and  saunas. 

At  Eastern  Michigan  Univer- 
sity, some  on-campus  residents 
have  access  to  computer  rooms 
in  their  dormitories,  and  are  of- 
fered 12-month  leases. 

At  the  University  of 
Oklahoma,  free  cable  television 
in  dormitory  lounges,  a  pizza 
bar  and  an  automated  banking 
machine  are  in  the  works  for 
next  fall. 

The  school  also  has  hired  a 
food  service  director  and 
given  free  reign  to  plan  what 
administrators  call  "monotony 
breakers,"  such  as  lobster 
dinners. 

"Try  as  we  might,  there  are 
some  areas  in  which  we  just 
cannot  compete  with  apartment 
complex  owners,"  says  OU 
assistant  housing  director  Craig 
Putliam. 

"But  there  is  an  awful  lot  we 
do." 


Dormitory  residents  are  not 
pampered  at  every  school. 
Many  --institutions  still  face 
perennial  dormTTofy  over- 
crowding, particularly  at  the 
beginning  of  the  school  year. 

"It's  sporadic  across  the 
country,"  says  Jim  Grimm, 
housing  director  at  the  Univer- 
sity of  Florida  and  president  of 
a  national  housing  officers 
group. 

Grimm  estimates  that  bet- 
ween 20  and  25  percent  of  the 
nation's  colleges  now  have  a 
hard  time  filling  their  dorms. 

Some  schools,  Oklahoma 
and  the  Superior  and  Oshkosh 
campuses  of  the  University  of 
Wisconsin  among  them,  are  be- 
ing forced  to  close  dormitories. 

But  the  schools  still  have  to 
pay  off  mortgages  on  closed 
dorms,  so,  to  avoid  similar 
fates,  most  vacant  dorms  are 
turning  increasingly  to  more  ag- 
gressive marketing. 

And  some  schools  that  are 
still  full  are  offering  students 
more  to  stay  on  campus,  if  on- 
ly to  keep  their  dorms  as  attrac- 
tive as  those  on  other 
campuses. 

Grimm  notes  the  University 
of  Florida  is  establishing  dor- 
mitories with  a  strong  academic 
thrust:  computers,  quiet  halls 
and  live-in  faculty  advisors. 

In  some  cases,  innovative 
university  administrators  are 
acting  on  their  own  initiative. 
In  others,  they  have  no  choice. 

Norman,  for  example,  has 
developed  a  massive  apartment 
glut  off  campus,  Pulliam  points 


Landlords    are    offering 
range  of  inducements  to  attract 
students,  including  a  month's 

Other  forces  worked  to 
undermine  the  university's 
housing  program.  When  the 
state's  minimum  legal  drinking 
age  rose  to  21  last  year,  the 
school  was  forced  to  issue  cita- 
tions for  underage  drinking  in 
the  dorms. 

We  don't  have  the  luxury  of 
saying  we're  not  going  to  en- 
force state  law,"  Pulliam  says. 

The  number  of  OU  students 
living  on  campus  reached  an 
all-time  high  in  1982-83.  Dor- 
mitory enrollment  has  declined 
by  about  10  percent  since  then, 
and  school  officials  expect  it  to 
go  down  again  next  year. 


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Saturday 

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Church:  Pastor  Wright 

8:30  &  10:30  p.m.:  Strawberry  Fest.** 

11:30  p.m.;  Time.Change  Celeb.* 

Semester  Exams  Begin 

9:00  a.m.:  Graduation  Rehearsal 

8:00  p.m.:  Consecration  (church) 

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Ackerman  Auditorium. 


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To:  J.T. 
From:  M.O. 
Thought    you    would    like 
MAY    another  "celebrity"clipping  t 


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GRADUATES:  You  and  your 
families  are  invited  to  attend  a 
reception  in  Wright  Hall  im-  ■       s 

mediately  following  commence- 
ment exercises  Sunday,  May  5 .     §_ A.F.E 
We  look  forward  to  welcoming 
you  to  the  Alumni  Association. 


of    your 


some  revisions  have  occurred. 
The  "students"  in  S.A.F.E.  has 
been  changed  to  "Southern"  to 
signify  the  unified  involvement 
of  both  staff  and  students  in 
reaching  the  goal  of  $3,000. 
This  money  will  go  through 
Adventist  Development  and 
Relief  Agency  (ADRA)  to 
supply  half  the  cost  for  the 
drilling  and  equipping  of  a  well 
for  drinking  water.  Using  this 
route  will  avoid  many  problems 
of  financial  aid  misuse  by  the 
warring  government  of 
Ethiopia. 
Tables  will  be  set  up  in  both 
^^  dorm  lobbies  and  the  cafeteria, 

This  Thursday  25th  students      staffed  with  friendly  people  to 
opportunity   to      record  your  three-dollar  dona- 


Please  check  your  rooms,  your 
bookshelves,  your  briefcase, 
and  your  personal  belongings 
for  any  library  book(s).  If  you 
find  any,  come  by  the  library 
and  settle  your  affairs  with  us 
first  before  seeing  Randy 
White.  Students  with  overdue 
fines  and/or  overdue  books  are 
having  their  exam  passes  held 
until  the  books  are  returned 
and  all  fines  paid  for. 

Thank  you, 
A  Chip  Hicks 


/ill  have 

donate  money  for  Ethiopia 
thorugh  S.A.F.E.  It  will  be 
Charged  to  your  cafeteria  bill. 
Tables  will  be  set  up  in  both 
dormitories  lobbies  and  in  the 
cafeteria. 


tion.  Students  can  charge  this  to 
their  I.D.  cards,  and  staff  can 
charge  it  to  their  accounts. 
Cash  is  also  welcome.  Take  this 
opportunity  to  give  the  gift  of 
life. 


We  have  plenty 
of  KODAK  Film. 


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