Southern /Iccent
IEGISTRATION EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS
/ Norman Hobbs
Registration pleasantly sur-
lised the Southern College
Kculty. Including 159 students
^■Orlando, 1434 students were
^Bstered-only three shy of last
^Brs total at the same point in
^B semester. Miss Elam, Direc-
^R- of Records, is well pleased
Hh the incomplete Figures. She
^Rted that registration's final
^Kmbers are quite surprising.
He registrants will be coming,
^Hthe "growth mold" for the
^Bire looks impressive. She
^Bo praised the recruitment
Bpgram and is very excited:
^Southern College is on the go
Rh a renewed spirit of
enthusiasm."
^H response to what may have
^Bgered the larger-than-
^Bected turnout, Dr. Barrow,
^Erector of Admissions, corn-
fronted, "KLM's 'Gateway to
^Kirope' was developed as a
^Kans of interest to bring and
m retain studentt M.n7-
Bholarships were offered:
^ndership, academic, national
Herit, ACT, and student mis-
^ronary . ' ' Dr. Barrow also
Braised his office personnel for
^neir hard work in keeping up
with the voluminous mail and
in returning quick responses.
He explained the recruitment
program, which encouraged
enrollment, as having two main
thrusts: "We had recruiters in
all five conferences of the
Southern Union, and our
telemarketing program con-
tacted students by phone."
Yet the large enrollment had
an unexpected effect on Talge
Hall and Thatcher Hall. To
save money, during the sum-
mer, block walls had been con-
structed to divide the third floor
into sections, thus closing parts
of the dorm. Because enroll-
ment supplied more Talge
residents than expected, two of
the walls needed to be taken
down on the second day of
registration. Dean Christman,
Dean of Men, originally ex-
pected around 350 residents-
right now there are just over
pressed his feelings this way:
"Of course, we were glad to
knock the walls down to make
room for more students. It
would be fantastic to have no
more room in the inn and you
can take that one to the bank . ' '
In Thatcher the annex had to be
reopened after original plans
were to have all the women in
However, despite the general
feeling of pleasant surprise
among faculty members,
registration left students in
various moods. Freshmen that
were asked about registration
had varying opinions. While
some described the registration
process as "confusing and ir-
ritating," most had positive
simple"; "advisors were very
helpful"; "easy to find way
around." Still others enjoyed
meeeting people at registration
and thought the process of
registration was fun.
Upper-classmen had com-
ments about registration as
well. Some students who
menting "a bummer." A third-
year student found registration
well organized and easier with
experience. Altogether,
registration was a success.
■The Return of Frampton
My Brent Van Arsdell
I Mac Frampton and his band
Bvill present a contemporary
Ipiano concert Saturday,
■September 8, 1984, at 8:45 p.m.
|in the P . E . Center. The concert
s for displayers of SC ID
Icards; for others the charge
■ runs as follows: adults~$3.00,
|families--$7.00, children and
I senior citizens--$2.00. The con-
I cert counts toward one hour of
non-traditional college
credit.
Saturday evening's concert
I should appeal to a variety of
I musical tastes, as Frampton's
Irepertoir ranges from classical
Ito jazz. When asked to describe
land define his style, Mac said,
lilt's easier to say what it's not.
t rock, it's not jazz, and
t classical, yet it has in-
Ifiuences of all three. It has
■ classical discipline, with the
I freedom of pop."
Described by reviewers as
"one of the most exciting and
I 'Rented young pianists on the
I American stage today, Mac
I Frampton is an international
f concert artist who has appeared
frequently on television and has
P'ayed more than a thousand
J;°"certs with his trio. In addi-
tion, he has written the score
for two original musicals and
the arrangements for three
others. He has appeared with
several major orchestras as a
guest conductor and guest
soloist. Six successful record
albums are credited to him.
Mac Frampton came to na-
tional prominence when he won
the bronze medal in the 1969
Van Cliburn International
Piano Competition. He holds
the master's and doctor's
degrees in music from Cincin-
nati University.
Frampton is not a stranger to
Southern College. Two years
ago Frampton presented an
"absolutely phenomenal" con-
cert. "Frampton's artistic ex-
pression is of fine quality and
style.. .stimulating music!"
recalls Harry Brown, a senior
computer science major. "He
pulled out the stops and put .lis
heart into playing," said Keith
Potts.
Probably the most impressive
part of his concert was his
medley of favorites-favorites
selected by the audience and ex-
pertly performed a minute
continued on pa
Hefferlin Heads for Denver
By Cynthia Watson
Dr. Ray Hefferlin, a graduate
of the California Institute of
Technology, has been a physics
professor of Southern College
since 1955.. He has left Col-
legedale for the University of
Denver on a one-year sab-
batical leave.
"My professional objective at
the University of Denver is to
begin to write a book on the
research I've done over the past
several years," Dr. Hefferlin
states. Due to the increased in-
terest in his field. Dr. Hefferlin
believes, "It is time to write a
book on the subject." His cur-
rent research project, a periodic
system for diatomic molecules,
involves the arrangement of
something similar to the
chemist's periodic chart of the
elements. Since his research has
gone so well in this area, Dr.
Hefferlin has begun work on a
system for three-atom mol-
ecules and is thinking about a
system for four-atom mol-
His students will miss him
enormously. Junior physics
major David Gentry describes
him as enthusiastic, patient,
and helpful, both in and out of
the classroom. He remembers
"Doc", as Dr. Hefferlin is
fondly called, stating his
grading motto: "I may not
always be totally fair, but I do
claim to be consistent."
Dr. Hefferlin received invita-
tions from Loma Linda and
Auburn University but chose
instead to take his sabbatical
leave at the University of
Denver. "The particular in-
terests of the staff and
geographic location of the
University of Denver make it a
good choice," he says. He
previously knew some of the
staff. Also, travel expenses will
be cut in half by this ideal
location.
His speaking engagements will
take him as far as Canada and
Hawaii. December 21 he'll be
speaking in Honolulu on
research done by computer and
physics major Ken Priddy and
chemistry major Erin Sutton.
In Toronto he'll be reporting
on research done with Henry
Kuhlman. His last speaking
engagement will be in May at
Los Angeles.
His family has taken the move
in stride. His wife's plans to
further her education with
classes in interior design have
been cancelled since the Univer-
sity doesn't offer them.
Melissa, his oldest daughter,
doesn't seem to mind giving up
the office of Student Associa-
tion President at Collegedale
Academy in order to be with
her family.
Physics professor Henry
Kuhlman, who has been an in-
dispensable associate to Dr.
Hefferlin in his research, says,
"The physics department will
miss him tremendously, and
we'll just have to limp until he
gets back. His presence will be
especially missed by the
school."
Through the Business Ex-
cecutive Challenge to Alumni
(BECA) program, the school
has granted Dr. Hefferlin
$5,000 for the expenses of
traveling to consult with other
specialists in his field of
research. Those individuals that ,<jK
are interested~io_writing Dr. ^B
Hefferlin should do so at the
following address: Physics
Dept., University of Denver,
Denver, CO, 80208.
Editorial
O We're Talkin' Proud!
really enjoyed, and because of that displeasure, I refuse c u
it The words we're talkin', when used in slang manner, just ir-
r tate me°espeeially when used in a series of descriptions. For
xampTe, I was watching a televised football game one day and
helnouncer, in his efforts to describe a receiver-, £»£*£
to the viewers a similar line of descriptions as the f°"°™S;
"We're talkin' quick, we're talkin' lightning speed, we re talkin
mercury, we're talkin' ..." You get the picture? Not too long ago,
however, I heard those words used with the word proud follow-
ing them, and to my ears, they had a nice ring We re talkin
proud'" If you say the words loud enough, they sound pretty
good. I believe we should adopt that line to describe this year.
You might ask, "What have we got to be proud on Allow
me to answer in this manner although it is against my better judg-
ment. We're talkin' a higher-than-expected enrollment, we re
talkin' Christian friends, we're talkin' Christian teachers, we're
talkin' new friends, we're talkin' old friends, we're talkin' more
and better facilities, we're talkin' a dedicated S.A., we're talkin'
a new and exciting Sabbath School format, we're talkin' more
Campus Ministries activities, (we're talkin' a new Compugraphic
machine), and, last but certainly not least, we're talkin redecora-
tion of Talge Hall. In other words, we're talkin' proud!
Everyone does not have the privilege of attending a Christian
institution. Even less have the privilege of attending Southern Col-
lege.We should be proud of our school and what it stands for.
While it is true that secular colleges offer many incentives that
a Seventh-day Adventist institution can not offer, the opposite
of that statement is also true. Secular colleges cannot offer cer-
tain incentives that a college like ours can. Southern College pro-
vides an individual with the opportunity to fellowship with those
who believe the same way he does. It provides him with the chance
to get closer to his Lord. If you were to read the Southern Col-
i for this student's body. After a few
strides again. For that
talkin' proud" as this year
promises to be exciting.
D fulfill the school'!
. All things considered, 1984-85
STAFF
"^
Editor
Dennis Negron
Assistant
John Seaman
Layout Editor
Bob Jones
Advertising Manager
Circulation Manager
Steve Morris
Jay Dedeker
Southern Cynic
Gart Curtis
Joe Denny
Robert Lastine
Sports
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
Randy Thuesdee
Photographers
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovalski
Reporters
Adviser
Ron Aguilera
Michael Battistone
Melanie Boyd
La Ronda Curtis
Moni Gennick
Norman Hobbs
Cynthia Watson
Dr. Ben McArthur
The Southern Accen
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An Interview With The President
You have been president of this
college for over a year now; what
were some of your goals and
aspirations when you first took
this office?
One of my major goals was to
continue the kind of leadership
at this college that it has a
reputation for so that students
and constituency would feel
that they were getting the best
possible return on their in-
vestments in Adventist higher
education. This college has
been well managed for years,
and it's obvious by the quality
of people, the quality of
buildings, the quality of pro-
grams, and as well as the finan-
cial statement.
Now as you enter your second
year, are there any specific goals
for 1984-85?
One of the major challenges
now, in my mind, is academic
master planning. We need to
know where we want to be five
or ten years from now. For that
very reason, I am excited about
Dr. Bill Allen being on the staff
now. That is one of the items
that he and I talked about
before he was ever hired, and
he was excited about working
on the planning. I feel it is
something we really need. I
think it is something that is go-
ing to make a difference,
maybe not this year, but as we
"aTiffnlneties.
So then will there be any
changes this year that students
can actually see?
I doubt it as far as the
academic master planning.
That sort of process takes a
while. I would think, however,
that people who are now in
academies would be able to
come here, knowing that the
majors and programs we of-
fered are really going to prepare
them for the working world
when they graduate from here.
However, the students will
notice that there are fewer
faculty members; there will be
fifteen fewer members on cam-
pus. But we were staffed for
2000 students, and we only had
1600. So we had to be shifting
dollars which were supposed to
be dedicated for repairs and
maintenance over into
operating to balance our
budget. And you can't do that
very long because it is sacrific-
ing the future for the present.
Dr. Wagner, there seems to be
an optimistic feeling going over
campus among both faculty and
students. What do you attribute
this feeling to?
I m not sure, Dennis. But I'm
glad to hear you say that
because I have felt very op-
timistic about the future of this
college. And people who I
associate with also have the
same feeling. I'm not really sure
what to attribute it to.
Perhaps one of the reasons is
that you have established a
reputation as one who makes
himself available for many of the
student functions and as one who
concerns himself with the divi-
sions on campus.
Actually, beginning about
November of last year and con-
tinuing on through the summer,
an inordinately large amount of
my time was taken up by
retrenchment, and I didn't get
around to as many functions as
I wanted to. Frankly, I am a lit-
tle bit ashamed~about how lit-
tle bit of visibility I had during
some months of last year, i
think I need to be aware of the
pulse of the campus, and the
only way I know to do that is
to be where the action is. Tkl
year I want to increase i
availability.
Gouig onto another subject, thj, 1
scho«l has been in the midst of I
a lot fcf controversy in the pas, I
few years although last year *, I
a great deal more calmer. D, I
you think all of the controvert I
is behind us? I
I hope it is. I don't see an.1
evidence of it being stirred n, I
again. But I have learned thjl
it is awfully hard to secotfl
guess people. I hope and priJ
that it is in the past. I
What do you have to say atom I
continued on page 5
Dana Records First Album
By Mike Battistone
To Be Loved, the first album
recorded by Dana Reed was
released last month. Although
most new students of Southern
College are not familiar with
Dana, he is well known by the
rest of the student body by vir-
tue of his ability as both a
writer and performer of con-
temporary Christian music.
Although Dana graduated
from SC last May (he received
a degree in communications,
with emphasis in both jour-
nalism and radio-TV film), his
preperation for his career began
much earlier than his collegiate
when I was about five years
old," Dana recollects, "my
father would be teaching my
brother Anthony and me how
to sing. We would be tired and
would want to go to bed, but he
kept us up, and that year we
learned to harmonize."
When Dana was six years old,
he joined the Harlem Boy's
Choir and was a member for six
years. Following this experience
he joined the "Dynamics," a
traditional gospel group, and
was involved in a number of
quartets, frequently joined by
Anthony. More recently, he has
been a member of the groups
"Judah" and "Surrender."
Currently Dana is doing solo
work. His schedule took him to
the Rosewood Festival in
Nashville this past weekend ami
he has several concerts schedul-
ed in New York later this year,.
In addition to his singing abnV
ty, Dana Reed is an ac-
complished songwriter, and for
five years composed much ol'
what he sings. The song "Justf
a Prayer Away," one he wrote)
for a New York gospel |
has reached the number 7 slot
on the gospel chart.
"Wiitu cralcod about his profev
sional goals, Dana replies, "I
am working to become the best
musician I can possibly be. 1
want to provide Christians
everywhere, particularly young
people, with music that they
feel they can enjoy throughout
the week, rather than limiting
their religious music to the
Sabbath."
The album is Dana's first
album, but according to him,
certainly not his last, To Be
Loved is available at the Hair
Designer's Beauty Shop in the
College Plaza.
Reflections
WHITE, GRAY, and BLACK
By Gordon Bietz
Once upon a time there was a
man, named Pilgrim, who liv-
ed in the city of Eladegelloc,
and there, he was told by Mr.
Speaker that if he was to carry
the name Pilgrim he needed to
go to the Holy City. Mr.
Speaker pointed to a distant
mountain and told him that the
Holy City was on that moun-
tain. Pilgrim looked as careful-
ly as he could, and he could on-
ly see a faint glimmer from the
peak of the mountain. He
wasn't sure that he could make
it to that faint glimmer, it look-
ed so distant and vague. He
told Mr. Speaker that there was
no hope for him, for the
journey looked too difficult
Mr. Speaker was persistent
though and described to him
the glories of life in the distant
city, convincing him that he
should go. Still, Pilgrim was
sure that there was no way he
could make the journey. Mr.
Speaker then told him that it
wasn't hard because others had
gone before him, and they had
painted a white line for
travelers to the Holy City to
follow. Pilgrim decided that
with a line to follow he could
probably make it, and so he
started his journey to the Holy
City from Eladegelloc. At the
beginning of the journey he
found that everything went very
smoothly. He had a very clear,
very white line to follow that
was very wide and clearly
distinquishable from all that
surrounded it. "This trip will be
easy," he thought to himself as
his journey began, "it is all so
clear to me now."
He traveled quickly as he kept
his head down following the
white line around buildings,
through streets, and across
hills. His confidence level in-
creased as he moved along un-
til he came to a place where the
white line was not as clear as it
had been. It looked as though
it had been smudged. The far-
ther he got from Eladegelloc,
the less clear the line seemed to .
The dimmer the line became,
the more he focused on it, or
what was left of it, and he
found himself needing to crawl
along the road to keep track of
the white line. The edge of the
line was hardly distinguishable;
in fact, the line became rather
gray as he traveled along and its
direction was no longer ab-
solutely certain. Pilgrim, more
determined than ever to follow
the line, purchased a magnify-
ing glass, so he could be sure of
the location of the line.
The magnifying glass soon
proved to be inadequate, and so
he obtained a "Line Detection
Light Meter" which was conve-
niently for sale just to the side
of the road. The salesman said
that this instrument could pick
up a difference in reflectivity of
just one lumen over the
distance of 2 meters. With the
help of this instrument Pilgrim
was able to travel a bit more
rapidly along the road.
It wasn't long, however,
before even the "Line Detec-
tion Light Meter" wasn't
enough, and so he purshased a
microscope which was conve-
niently for sale just to the side
of the road. The salesman said
that this microscope would be
able to pick up pigment of paint
that was just a couple of
microns across so that he could
be sure and know that he was
following the line.
The trip to the Holy City was
becoming drudgery to Pilgrim.
Each day he was getting out his
line detecion equipment looking
for paint and seeking to distin-
quish the gray from the white.
In the process of focusing on
the line he lost sight of the Ho-
ly City, but he did make some
interesting discoveries.
One of Pilgrim's discoveries
made by using a Geiger counter
was that the true white paint
that must have been used by the
best traveler to precede him had
a trace of a radioactive com-
pound in it. This discovery, of
course, meant that he would be
able to invent a machine that
could detect the line and it's
direction even though there
were only a few molecules of
paint on the road. He obtained
a patent on this new line detec
tion equipment. He named the
instrument the "True Radioac-
tive Line Detection Meter" and
contracted with a local pilgrim
store to sell his device.
The advertising was im-
pressive: "Guaranteed pure line
detection for passing pilgrims."
He set up his own shop and
made a killing on travelers to
the Holy City. Sales from the
meter were fantastic, and he
made a great deal of money. He
found it was good for business
to give generously to prophets
who encouraged the travelers
on the road. He would even
give a percentage to prophets
who referred customers. He in-
vested his profits in the com-
munity at the foot of the moun-
tain and lived comfortably
beside the path leading to the
Holy City.
One day Mr. Speaker, the one
who sent him on his journey,
visted him. Pilgrim proudly
showed off his fancy equipment
and told him how it certainly
must have saved many a
traveler from straying from the
true line. "You see," he toTd
Mr. Speaker, "everything is so
gray that by the time the
travelers pass through here they
just don't know which way to
go unless they buy my
instrument.
"Have you ever thought why
things go gray here?" asked
Mr. Speaker.
"No," replied Pilgrim, "I just
know from personal experience
that without my equipment you
simply can't detect a line past
this city."
"But why is it that you can't
detect a line here, and it is so
clear down in the valley? ' * per-
sisted Mr. Speaker.
"I don't know" said Pilgrim.
"I'll tell you why," continued
Mr. Speaker. "Look up at the
mountain."
Pilgrim looked up at the
mountain peak and covered his
eyes, for they were blinded with
the light from the mountain.
"You see" continued Mr.
Speaker, "from here the
traveleres can see the Holy Ci-
ty so clearly that they are no
longer concerned about the
lines and whether they are gray
or white. When you are this
close to the Holy City, if you
focus on the goal, your feet will
stay in the path."
"Oh" said an embarrased
Pilgrim. "If that is true, sales
for the "True Radioactive Line
Detection Meter" will
plummet."
"That is true," answered Mr.
Speaker, "but then the travelers
will lift their eyes and look at
their goal, rather than examin-
ing the remnants of each line,
seeking to determine which is
most white. With their eyes on
their goal, their feet will be on
the right path."
Collegiate Commitment Weekend Begins
By La Ronda Curtis
Making a commitment, a
pledge to do something, is not
uncommon for college
students. Most of us make
some of kind of commitment
each day. For example, we may
make a commitment to meet a
friend at KR's Place for an
afternoon snack or promise to
help someone study for his
Chemistry test or agree to have
opening prayer for Sabbath
School.
We may be used to making
commitments, but do we
always carry them out? Have
you ever stood up in an appeal
at the end of a church service
as a sign of commitment to
Christianity? It is easy to forget
about the commitments we
make, and unfortunately,
sometimes we don't do
anything about them.
During September 6-9,
Southern College will have its
commitment weekend on cam-
Pus. Assistant Chaplain Dale
Tunnell sees this weekend as a
time for students to "commit
themselves to sharing what they
°eJieve in, and then putting it
'"*T action. "Getting involved
during this weekend will be a
big step for the student body to
keep a commitment to the col-
lege, and most important, to
Christianity.
To assist in getting this
weekend off to a good start, the
youth directors from the
Southern Union will be on cam-
pus. On Thursday night, they
will form a team for a Softball
game and play against the SC
staff. They will be visiting some
of the classes Friday morning
and will be in charge of con-
ference afterglow after vespers.
To top off the weekend, they
will be hosting the annual pan-
cake breakfast Sunday morning
at 9:00. Their spiritual en-
thusiasm will be a good boost
for our college at the start of a
new year.
Others who will be here this
weekend will be Elders Ralph
Peay and Ray Tetz. Those who
were here last year will recall
that Elder Tetz was one of our
Week-of-Spiritual-Emphasis
speakers. Their theme will be
"Focusing on the World."
Elder Peay, Southern Union
Youth Director, will be the
speaker for chapel on Thurs-
day. Elder Tetz will speak Fri-
day night and also for the Sab-
bath worship hour.
' Campus ministries will hold a
special Sabbath School pro-
gram in the Collegedale
Church. Several different
aspects of the college's
ministry, such as CABL, Target
Ministry, Student Missions,
and others will be discussed.
There will be planned activities
on Sabbath afternoon for
students to activate their com-
mitment. At 2:30 a group will
be going out to the community
to distribute literature. They
will be distributing Amazing
Facts Bible tracts. To end the
day, a singspiration is planned
for 7:30 on the steps of Lynn-
wood Hall. Tunnell hopes these
will be successfull attempts to
get students involved in "fun"
religious activities.
Everybody needs a
hug. It changes your
metabolism.
LEO BUSCAGLIA
WELCOME
Students and Faculty
of
Southern College
for 1984 - 85!
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With a new school year comes
new faculty members. 1984
brings eight first-year staff
members, with one returning
member, to our campus. All of
the additions are not pro-
jrs, though; some are
secretaries and administrators
and a dean. The Orlando cam-
pus has also added members to
their faculty. Delpha Lopez,
Debbie Stephens, Martha
Weeks, and Denise Rodgers are
all beginning this year. Unfor-
tunately, no photographs of
these individuals were
available. The Southern Accent
dcomes all of you to
Southern College.
Gerald Colvin
Dr. Allen Replaces Futcher
By Moni Gennick
Dr. William Merle AJlen is our
new vice-president of academic
affairs at Southern College,
replacing Dr. Cyril Futcher
who retired this summer.
Dr. Allen is a native of
California and has spent the
last 16 years teaching chemistry
at La Sierra of Loma Linda
University. However, he is
e than just a chemistry pro-
fessor from the west coast.
During his career he has serv-
ed on various university com-
mittees and organizations, as
well as involving himself in
areas apart from the universi-
ty. For example, he served on
advisory committee that
dealt with air pollution control
and was a curator of minerals
at the World Museum of
Natural History at Loma
Linda.
Dr. Allen holds membership
in the American Chemical
Society and has received several
honors and awards for his
research in the chemistry field.
In response to the question of
whether he misses California,
Dr. Allen answers, "Once you
have an attitude to serve, the
location is really secondary.
Job satisfaction is more impor-
tant, and I'm planning on a
long-term commitment to this
particular position."
Concerning his jump from
scientist to administrator, Dr.
Allen remarks that he considers
himself an educator first and
scientist second. "I've enjoyed
the administrating work that I
have done in the past and look
forward to doing it fulltime. I
felt I had already done all I
could do in teaching, and this
provides me with new areas of
challenge and growth."
Dr. Allen's goals for the col-
lege is to form a long-range
plan of strategy to keep the col-
lege alive and vital in the face
of a rapidly changing job
market and a national decline
in college-age students.
"Many people will change
their jobs several times during
their life," explained Dr. Allen.
"This puts additional pressures
on general education, deman-
ding a solid foundation that will
allow for easier adaptation to
change."
The faculty's concern is in
developing new programs to
meet these needs, and Dr. Allen
cautions students against
limiting their education into
narrow channels which will
constrict their job opportunities
and/or changes in the future.
Dr. Allen also encourages
students to take part in the
spiritual and social activities of-
fered here at Southern so as not
to miss out in their total college
experience. He, himself, was
very involved in sports during
his college days and enjoys par-
ticipating in them even now.
And, of course, he follows the
Los Angeles Dodgers.
"I feel that one of the great
strengths of this college is that
it is so solid in all three areas of
college life: spiritual, social,
and academic," said Dr. Allen.
"Although acacemics is my
main concern, 1 look forward
to being on campus with the
students and having them par-
ticipate in the other activities."
Without a doubt, Dr. Allen
will contribute a lot to our col-
lege, but he would like the
students to know that they also
make a difference. "Good
academic performance
challenges a teacher," he
stated, "and attentiveness and
appreciation encourages him.
These things have a very big im-
pact on the academic level
which is achieved."
13 New Faculty Come To Southern
Ben Bandiola
One of the new additions is Dr.
Gerald Colvin. Dr. Colvin is a
returning staff member. He was
here at Southern College from
1972-1982 as the Behavioral
Science Department Chairman,
and Professor of Psychology
and Education. He has spent
the last two years as Vice-
President of Academic Affairs
at Southwestern Adventist Col-
lege before returning here to
Southern College. Dr. Colvin
has his PhD in educational
psychology, which he received
from the University of Georgia
in 1980. His family consists of
his wife Gayle, a school ad-
ministrator in Hamilton Coun-
ty and his two children Guy and
Gayle. One of Dr Calvin's hob-
bies is writing. Now Will I Sing
is his latest published work.
Another hobby is Ping-Pong,
in which he will take on any
challengers.
Susan Davidson is the new
nursing instructor here on the
SC campus. She has come here
from Marietta, Georgia. Susan
is an alumnus of Southern. Her
husband and she enjoy many
outside activities, such as ten-
nis, water-skiing, snow skiing,
camping, and horseback riding!
Richard Erickson
Another new teacher in the
Behavioral Science Department
is Dr. Ben Bandiola. Dr. Ban-
diola is originally from the
Philippines and received his
BSE in Elementary Education,
his MA in psychology from
Philippine Union College in
Manila, and his PhD in
psychology at the University of
Iowa. He came to the states in
1967 and taught for two years
in Southern California as an
elementary school teacher.
From 1969 to 1984 he worked
at Union College as a teacher of
psychology and education and
also served as the coordinator
of field experience. He brings
with him his wife Anita and his
five children. Dr. Bandiola en-
joys traveling, gourmet cook-
ing, and cardprinting.
Susan Davidson
The business department has
also added a new staff member,
Richard Erickson. He is
originally from Minnesota but
has lived here in Couegedale for
the last 13 years. Previously, he
worked in finance and accoun-
ting for a local corporation.
Erickson has BS in accounting
and his MBA, his which he
received from Austin Peay
University. Erickson considers
himself a family man. He has
a lovely wife, Sandy, and two
children, Jonathan and Julie.
His interests vary from
photography to traveling and
camping.
Patti Speer
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The new secretary to academic
administrator William Allen is
Patti Speer. She was born in In-
diana and has lived >n
Michigan, Africa, and Florida.
Patti is married to the pastor ot
the Cohutta church, and has i
children: two sons: ages 17 ana
13; and a daughter, age 18- ra-
ti enjoys her work at the col-
lege, but she also enjoys other
hobbies, such as sewing ana
baking.
Susan Bofink
'•
The women's dormitory has
added a new staff member as
well, Samantha Walter. Mrs.
Walter has a degree in elemem-
tary education which she receiv-
ed from Southern in 1981. She
has taught 2 years at the
elementary school level and last
year was an assistant in That-
cher before being hired full time
this year. She was recently mar-
ried to Doug Walter, who
works as the production
manager at WSMC Radio.
Sam, as she is commonly
known, enjoys flower arrang-
ing, riding motorcycles, and
getting to know people.
Merlin Wittenberg
usan Bofink, the new
jcretary in the admissions of-
ice, has lived here in Cbl-
Igedale for the past 8 or 9
e is a graduate of
puthern. She has a little 5
> old girl that she devotes
lost of her time to. She is also
• leader of the Cradle Roll
Bision at the Collegedale
Samantha Walter
Merlin Wittenberg works in
the admissions office. At the
time of this interview, he was
out of town and could not be
reached.
Could a greater miracle
take place than for us
to look through each
other's eyes for an
instant?
President...
some of those issues that never
seem to die, such as the rising
cost of Christian education and
the name change of our
institution?
Let me separate the issues.
First of all, the rising cost of
education will always be an
issue. Mr. Reiner was attending
some meetings for the Adven-
tist colleges' business managers
and brought back a report and
Southern is still-next to
Oakwood, they are still the
lowest, but it is because they
receive subsidies from the
General Conference-the lowest
costing college. That is little
comfort when there is still a
$2000 gap between resources
and charges, but I still believe
that where there is a will there
is a way. We have a commit-
ment to doing whatever we can
to help students (work their
way through college). We
recently repurchased the
broomship, and it is now
generating $6000 a month in
student labor credit. Our
REACH program is another
evidence of that commitment.
It is all going to cost money.
But we believe that with some
creative work with students and
by opening up more oppor-
tunities for student labor, those
who really want an Adventist
Christian education can get it.
As for the name change, there
is still a board meeting charged
with the rsponsibility of study-
ing it. There has been some
study. Probably within the next
week, a survey will be going out
to the alumni, feeling their opi-
nions on the name. We have
noticed that some of the alum-
ni are somewhat unhappy but
more so about the process than
the name change.
Just one last thought, Dr.
Wagner. What message would
you want both faculty and
students to remember through
this coming school year?
Relationship with the Lord is
fundamental to everything else
1
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
FROM FRIENDS TO FRIENDS.
"Are you OK to drive?"
'What's a few beers?"
"Did you have too ?nuch to drink?"
"I'm perfectly fine."
"Are you in any shape to drive?"
"I've never felt better."
"I think you've had a few too many"
"You kiddin, I can drive
with my eyes closed."
"You've had too much to drink,
let me drive."
"Nobody drives my car but me."
"Are you OK to drive?"
iWh/Aa few beers?"
DRINKING AND DRIVING
CAN KILL A FRIENDSHIP
U.S. Department of Transportation
(Smell
we do on a Christian college
campus. I believe in excellence;
I believe in quality. But on a
Christian college campus, rela-
tionship has to take first
priority.
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Sports Corner
O
By J. Randolph Thuesdee
MONDAY
Aguilera 5 Dickerhoff 2
Dtan Schlisner went 3 for 3 with thiee
doubles and had 3 RBls as Aguiltra
downed Dickerhoff in the "A league"
opener Monday nighl.
Aguilera jumped oul to a 3-0 lead in
the firsl when, following walks to Kent
Boyle and Colt Peyton. Schlisner rip-
Singles Tennis Tournament 1984 Qualification Round
pedtl
right-center. Boyle i
and Schlisner tallie '
MikeMcClung'sU
Dean Schlisner I
game as he struck i
id Peyton scored
1 strike was drop-
i pitched* a good
four, walked two
when Mike Dickerhoff
: run and David Knect
jnd out by Ron Qualley.
Drab 3 Sutton 1
In the "B league" fastpilch opener,
Dan Pajic went 3 for 4 and lack DRab
had 2 RBls in leading their team 10 vic-
tory. Pajic slapped a one-out double to
right, advanced to third on a ground out
and came across on Drab's double to
center to take* 1-0 lead in the second.
Drab added two more in the seventh
and Sutton scored their run in the
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Joey Pellom
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Note- Coach Steve Jaecks asks all participants in SC's tennis tournament to please have the results of their respective matches reported I
to the HPER Division office no later than next Wednseday. If you have signed up and you do not know yet whom you are paired|
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Foresight
The rampaging typhoon
that smashed Guam on
May 22, 1976 isn't on the
front pages anymore. But
it will be a long time before
the people of Guam forget
it And it will be a long time
before Red Cross forgets it
Because we were there , too.
Believe it or not Guam
was onfy one of 30,000
disasters in the last 12
months where we were
called on for major help.
Which is the reason our .
disaster funds are disas-
trously low. And an impor-
tant reason why we need
your continued support
Help us. Because the
things we do really help. In
your own neighborhood.
And across America.
And the world
Guam,
counted
onus.
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A special welcome to new students
Don't miss out "sidewalk styles"
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Southern Cynic
Ramblings of a Fried Mind
gy Victor Czerkasij
I Have you ever had a cynical
I day? I'm having one right
I now. In fact, it started when. I
made myself some oatmeal
I tnis morning. "Stir oats into
I briskly boiling water." Brisk-
|ly? Is that a word for boiling
I water? I'd suppose we'd all be
■brisk if we were boiled. Who's
■ the guy on the Quaker Oats
|box? Why is he smiling so
much? Probably because he's
lonopoly on oats. Why
i is it Quaker? Are there Catho-
lic oats too? What's this with
Ehe honey jar? "Retains all
jriginal minerals and ele-
," Sounds full of metal
Is that like "fortified
iron?" That's on all
:ereal boxes. I bought a box of
I'Halfsies" yesterday. Does
;an it's half full? Maybe
It's for halfwits. Am I getting
insulted? There's that dumb
■Quaker guy again. (Does he
Bike my kitchen or something?)
Maybe Halfsies are for people
who don't want to go all the
way, just half-way. Can that
mean something else? Did you
ever fight for the free inside?
Did you ever win? Did you
ever buy a cereal just for the
prize? Did you know that if
you opened the bottom first
you could get the prize easier?
Did you know that if you forgot
the opened bottom, Cap'n
Crunch would be getting
crunched all over the floor?
What happened to Quisp?
Why do sugar-cereals have
prizes and not Product 19?
These are serious questions.
Did you ever stick Chiquita
banana stickers on your nose?
Here's a can of Shasta soda. It
says they want a pop. Should
we give it to "them? If they
wanted a soda, they'd ask for
it. It says it's strawberry soda.
That's why the letters are red.
You wouldn't find a red root-
beer can, would you? Why are
Sprite cans green? Sprite's
not green. It says real-lemon
lime flavor-exclamation
mark. Am I supposed to be
excited too? Here's some Oil
ofOIay. It says"Become beau-
tiful-use Oil of Olay." I never
used it. Am I ugly? No
comment. Oil of Olay looks
like Pepto-Bismol. Is it? do
you remember Dippity-do? I
used to smear it as a kid. My
mother smeared me. Here's a
bottle of Thousand Island
dressing. It says that it is "A
simply delightful salad dres-
sing." Delightful? Should I
talk to it? What do I do if it
answers? Why does Ma Bell
keep wanting me to reach out
and touch someone? You
could get your fingers broken.
Ever see a new car ad? Why is
there always a bikini-clad
woman lying on the hood?
Does she come with it? If not.
they should tell her to go home
and buy some clothes. Am I
missing something? Remem-
ber being in mixed company in
academy, at a faculty home
watching TV? Remember how
quiet it got when Cathy Rigby
came on? It was very embar-
rassing. It must have been
more embarrassing to find out
you couldn't reply on Rely
anymore. What's happening
to our country? Who is
Jorache? Is that French for
"HORSE" I always see a
little horse head on Jordache
jeans. Maybe its
saying you have to have a
horse-like rear. (I wear Levis).
What about Gloria Vander-
bilt? She's so ugly. Maybe she
thinks Pepto-Bismol is Oil of
Olay. Why is her name on her
jeans? Maybe it makes her
feel good to know millions are
sitting on her name. She's
strange. Strange and ugly.
Maybe that's why she has so
much more money than I do.
Here's the cover for Good
Housekeeping. On the cover it
says, "As she drew back
breathlessly, she longed to
hear his words." They write
at Red Food Store will buy it,
and read the cheap novel
inside. It usually works. My
wife fell for it, that's why I'm
reading it. What is it I don t
say that she longs to hear? Is
it, "I took out the garbage?"
Who draws back breathlessly?
I suppose they do that at the
business office a lot.
Hmmm, "...he took heF
creamy white shoulders in his
strong hands. She swooned at
the scent of masculinity. He
stared hard at her lush, red
lips..." Not bad. They must be
fortified with iron.
Reprinted from the March 24,
1983, issue
mold Missing at '50's Bash
why Dennis Negron
1 The Student association held
I their annual welcome party on
ISatuyrday evening, September
1 1 . However, someone was miss-
jing, making the evening slight-
I ly disappointing. One of the at-
I tractions of the night was to
have been a greased pig com-
I petition, in which students
I would have tried their hands at
I catching and holding onto the
I greased animal. But apparent-
I ly "Arnold" (given that name
I from the Green Acres television
[series) did not want to get dirty
I last Saturday night because he
t show up.
I What actually happened was
phat the farmer from whom the
s to have been rented had
fforgotten to get him out before
sunset. Not wanting to be
trampled upon in his efforts to
retrieve thetpig, he refused to
enter the sty.
However, the evening's other
festivities helped everyone
forget that "Arnold" never
made it. During the course of
the evening, two hits of the
fifties— "Itsy, Bitsy, Teeny,
Weeny, Yellow-Polka-Dot
Bikini" and "Mr. Sandman"--
were sung by the Southemaires,
Ron Qualley, Mike McClung,
Ed Keplinger, Bob Jimenez,
and Mauri Lang.
In addition, group games were
played in a class competition
style. To start off, a game call-
ed "bucket brigade relay" in
which a line of 50 classmates
Students and Faculty
of
Southern College
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had to fill a gallon bucket with
paper cups was played. The
juniors were victors in that one.
Then the seniors tookl the next
three games-the madness relay,
another form of charades; the
whistling contest, in which one
had to whistle with his mouth
full of crackers; and the bat
relay, in which individuals had
to do ten revolutions around a
bat while their heads were
touching one end of the bat and
the ground the other end. Final-
ly, a bubble-gum-blowing con-
test ended the U
GARFIELD®
with the sophomores winning.
The night ended with a
costume judging contest. First,
second, and third prizes were
given, with $15, $10, and $5 gift
certificates to Taco Bell being
the awards, respectively. David
continued on page 8
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Atlanta Sculptor to share ex-
hibition space at Hunter
Museum with drawing show
organized by UTK.. .Sidney
Guberman: Small Sculpture
and Maquettes opens
simultaneously on September
16 with UTK Invitational
Drawing Exhibition in Hunter's
Mezzanine and Foyer Galleries
FM90.5 WSMC is beginning
another trainee program for
students here at Southrn Col-
lege. The first, and most impor-
tant class will be on Monday,
September 10, 1984 from 6-8
p.m. at the radio station on the
3rd floor of Lynn Wood Hall.
All details about how you can
become a radio announcer will
be presented at that time.
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tinuing through November 18
in the Main Gallery
Frampton...
later. Mac Frampton's ability
to smoothly weld together
twenty tunes requested by the
audience is the sign of a master.
He only declined to play one
number:"Flight of the
Bumblebee". This wasn't
because he was unable to play
it but because he had planned
to give ii the special
that it deserved later i
cert, which he did!
Arnold...
Denton took top prize as a
cool, slick greaser. Rusty
McKee and Kim Stebbins
garnered second place, and
three entries tied for third-
John Brownlow; David
Trower; and a trio of Shelly
Duncan, Donna Kyzer, and
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Volume 40, Number 2
Southern College, Collegedale, Term
Milliken's Keys to Learning
September 13, 1984
/. T. Shim
A California learning and
motivation specialist is sharing
keys to learning with students,
faculty and the general public
Lir campus this week.
Dr. Harold R. Milliken, pro-
I fessor of biology at La Sierra,
I California, has made a study of
| effective learning methods and
shared them at two
I meetings in Summerour Hall
I and at our general assembly last
| Tuesday.
When Dr. William Allen ac-
repted the position of Vice-
President for Academic Ad-
ministration, he was told, "One
of the best things you can do
for Southern College is to get
Hal Milliken on the SC cam-
' To which Dr. Allen
responded, "It's already been
irranged."
Dr, Milliken is not only a
former colleague of our Dr.
Allen, but is a former teacher
t Shenandoah Valley Academy
where he taught our college
president Dr. John Wagner,
whom he recalls as "a very
good student."
Dr. Milliken will be on our
campus the entire week of
September 9 to 14 meeting with
classes and individuals. Those
wishing to meet with him may
make arrangements through
Carole Haynes at the Teaching
Learning Center.
If one doesn't catch him while
he is here you can listen to his
tape at the TLC-or buy one
from him. His address is, "The
Key to Learning Unlimited,"
5420 Sierra Vista Ave, River-
side, CA 92505.
The tape captures the essence
of his philosophy and techni-
ques. Some quotes, "The lear-
ning of learning has been large-
ly left to chance.. .visualization
ability, not innate intelligence
affects grades... the ability to
visualize can be learned."
On his tape he quotes a
psychologist, "Anyone can
learn anything if it is broken
down into small enough
pieces." Some specific techni-
ques to accomplish this:
memorize in groups of three,
play largo Baroque music in the
background while studying, use
large flashcards, notes and
books, spend less time notetak-
ing in class and visualize.
He views the mind as "a
multisensory visual processor
and not primarily a word pro-
cessor...capable of learning
large volumes of material
rapidly, easily and permanent-
ly." He believes that if we take
techniques that the top students
use and teach them to 'average'
students, they too will be able
to learn well.
He cites one example of a
history student who decided to
give his method a try. She quit
notetaking and instead stared
out the window during the lec-
ture and visualized the events.
Though not recommended for
all, this technique worked very
well for her.
Positive attitude is important.
He recommends that you avoid
negative thinking and people
who do. "Buy some positive
thinking books and read a few
pages everyday." He concludes
his tape with, "Success to each
of you."
Mac Comes
Back
Brent Van Arsdell
Mac Frampton returned for
his "first concert of the fall
I season" to a "a larger au-
dience,"than when he last came
I to Southern 2 years ago. Com-
| paring audiences Mac said, "It
I was a wonderful response
before, and it was wonderful
tonight." Senior education ma-
jor Kent Greve testified, "This
the best of all the Artist
Adventure Series that I have
been to."
"Awesome, it left me
breathless," said Benjamin
Santana. "He has what it takes
to play piano," he continued.
Frampton's selections ranged
from classical to pop. He can
Play anything. "If I know it I'll
Play it for you; and if I don't
know it. . .I'll play it for you
anyway." Mac said before tak-
ing twenty favorites for his con-
cluding medley. He did what he
promised. The requests includ-
ed a diversity of styles such
as:"The Warsaw Concerto",
"Endless Love", "Prelude in C
sharp minor", "MASH", and
"Rocky Top".
The more popular tunes of the
medley where greeted with
spontaneous applause. Some
unexpected variations such as
e recurrance of "Rocky Top"
in a minor key brought smiles
and laughter.
Frampton took the time to
relate his musical life history.
M'a
bor
"PK"(Preacher's Kid) in South
Carolina and gave his First
recital at the age of seven. After
that recital "a lady reached in-
to her purse and pulled out a
crisp $10 bill and handed it to
me. I haven't been the same
since. It was like an electric
light bulb went off in my head.
'You mean they pay you for
this? ' I went home and practic-
ed a little bit harder the next
day."
This practice has evidently
paid off. He has performed
over 1500 concerts in the last
decade throughout the US,
Canada, Europe, and the Mid-
dle East. He has 60 more con-
certs booked before Christmas.
The music he played was
greeted with varying responses.
John Wagner, President of
Southern College, called it,
"Interesting." James Clark,
senior computer science major,
"Pretty good," Another stu-
dent, Debra Odell, said it was,
"Informative."
Most people enjoyed the con-
cert immensely and were duly
impressed. When asked to com-
ment, Carmen Perez said,
"Liberace-eat your heart out."
Typesetting Made Easy
The Southern Accent has
recently acquired a new typeset-
ting machine to aid in the pro-
duction of its paper. The Com-
pugraphic MCS typesetting
system is a specialized computer
designed for paper production.
The machine was installed in
the latter part of the summer.
MCS was installed to instruct
Jook Ting Shim (SA Presi-
dent), Dennis Negron (Accent
Editor) and John Seaman
(Assistant Accent Editor) on
the machine functions.
The new Compugraphic
Typesetter arose out of the need
for a more reliable machine.
The older one began having
major breakdowns at more fre-
quent intervals and soon it
became apparent that the
machine was more trouble than
it was worth. Maureen Mayden
(1893-84 Accent Editor) push-
ed to get a new Compugraphic
and the Senate voted to obtain
the machine. It was not certain
at this point what machine
would be purchased. Several
options were available, one be-
ing the suggestion of acquiring
a daisy-wheel computer printer.
The poor-print quality and
non-versatility ruled out this
option. The decision was final-
ly made to purchase the MCS
system.
The funds for the $15,000
system came from Student
Association surplus over the
past decade and the jog-a-thon
fund raiser which contributed
to the project. The large sum of
money spent will hopefully be
justified by the speed in which
the paper will be produced and
the low cost of maintenance.
The only preventive
maintenance which needs to be
done on the machine is the
periodic cleaning of a small
filter on the bottom of the
typesetter. During the training
session on the use of the
machine.the trainer commented
that the production of the
Southern Accent should be cut
in half when all the capabilities
of the machine are being
utilized.
The versatility of the MCS can
be seen when compared to the
older Compugraphic machine.
The MCS is capable of creating
a much larger letter size then
the older version, and this
allows for headlines to be typed
rather than making the headline
letter-by-letter in a headline
machine. Where the old Com-
pugraphic could only print one
column at a time, the new MCS
can print five columns side by
side. The MCS system also
enhances advertisements with
its versatility.
At this point it appears that
the MCS Compugraphic system
will be well worth the money.
Accent Editor Negron com-
ments, "this is probably the
best major project that the SA
has taken on in quite a few
years." The efficiency of the
machine will allow the staff to
focus on quality and content in
order to produce an effective
student newspaper.
Index
Editorial p. 2
Reflections p. 3
We the People, .p. 4
Sports p. i5
Southern Cynic, .p. 7
Garfield p. 7
Classifieds p. 8
Editorial
A Statement of Mission
Last week I made a reference to the school's statement of mis-
sion Many of us probably have never read that paragraph found
in the inner flap of the bulletin. This statement helps guide
Southern College in its policy making. Without it, this school
would lose its sense of direction. No answer could be given to
the question "Why?" And when that question cannot be
answered, few appreciate the rules and regulation, the lifestyle,
and the order of things on a Seventh-day Adventist campus. In
order that people may understand my decisions as editor this year,
I wish to state my statement of mission.
Because Southern College is a Christian institution, I believe that
all aspects of the school should reflect Christianity, including the
student newspaper. Some may say, then, that I am following the
footsteps of the Adventist Review or the Southern Columns . They
may feel that it is impossible for me to reach the proper heights
that a student newspaper should because I must either be another
theological publication or a public relations tool for the school.
Contrary to that opinion, neither of the two are true although
the Southern Accent is a public relations tool to an extent. It is
possible to be a Christian newspaper and report both good and
bad news. It is also possible to print a "Southern Cynic" column
and the "Classifieds," and still possible to be serious and funny
within the same issue. A Christian newspaper, however, loses its
label when only the bad is emphasized and rarely the good, when
raunchy and distateful articles are printed and not the opposite.
As Southern Accent editor, then, I reserve the right to use my
Christian judgment in deciding whether an article, a letter, or a
classified is the proper material to put in an issue.
There is a time to let
things happen and
a time to make
things happen.
Hugh Prather
STAFF
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Editor
Dennis Negron
Assistant Editor
John Seaman
Layout Editor
Bob Jones
Advertising Manager
Circulation Manager
Typsetters
Steve Morris
Jay Dedeker
Lynnette Jones
Fritze Lherisson
Southern Cynic
Gart Curtis
Robert Lastine
Sports
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
Randy Thuesdee
Photographers
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovalski
Reporters
Ron Aguilera
Michael Battistone
Melanie Boyd
La Ronda Curtis
Joe Denny
Moni Gennick
Lori Heinsman
Norman Hobbs
Brent VanArsdel!
Cynthia Watson
Adviser
Dr. Ben McArthur
The Southern Accent Is the official at
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Admits All
Moni Gennick
Mr. Merlin Wittenberg has
joined the staff of Southern
College as admissions advisor
to Dr. Ron Barrow. He will be
working with recruitment, ad-
missions, counseling, and as
High School guidance liaison.
Although his work will often
tkae him off campus, he looks
forward to becoming ac-
quainted with the students at
Southern.
For the past 18 years Wit-
tenberg has taught elementary
school, the last seven of which
have been at Spalding Elemen-
tary School in Collegedale.
Wittenberg is an alumnus of
Southern College and also a
former staff member. He
received his B.S. in Elementary
Education and later earned a
masters in administration and
supervision from the Universi-
ty of Arkansas. In 1969-70 Wit-
tenberg served as the assistant
dean of men here at Southern
College.
Mr. Howard Kennedy, prin-
cipal at Spalding Elementary
and former boss of Mr. Wit-
tenberg, stated that Wittenberg
was extremely innovative in his
classroom teaching, and ran a
strong spiritual program.
Anyone can safely assume that
these qualities will carry over
into Wittenberg's new position.
"His absence is felt," said
Kennedy, "but his influence
"I feel Christian education
begins in the elementary school
system," said Wittenberg. "But
we need to see it through the
upper levels of learning as
The Accent
is celebrating
forty years of
publication.
Look for our
special an-
niversary
issue on Oc-
tober 11.
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Second-HandHigh
"If a mother smokes (mari-
juana) in the same room an in-
fant lies and the infant breathes
the cannaboids in the
smoke,.. .the baby would be in-
toxicated," says Dr. Ingrid L.
Lantner in an interview in the
September 1984 issue of
LISTEN magazine ,
Dr. Lantner, a practicing
pediatrician in Ohio, has lec-
tured widely on the dangers of
marijuana use. She has alos
testified before the U.S. Senate
and has appeared on numerous
TV and radio shows. In the
LISTEN interview Dr Lantner
streese dangers to the children
of marijuana users.
"I see babies that are
high, "say Dr Lantner. "I have
had several mothers say to me,
'I get the baby high, and the pot
keeps sleeping for hours. It
doesn't even require any
feedings.' "
Another problem that Dr.
Lantner reports is that of
parents who offer marijuana to
their young children. Some of
these children start actively us-
ing the drugat the age of eigh-
teen months or two years. This
problem is particularly hard to
deal with, since getting a child
high is not currently considered
child abuse, so social agencies
are reluctant to intervene.
Dr. Lantner goes on to say
that children who see their
parents using marijuana will
probably start using it
themselves at an early age.
"And if children start using
drugs early," she says, "there
is almost no chance that they
will be able to stop ot turn back
time and mature normally,
because they actually
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Reflections
Lori Heinsman
Tuesday, the day after
registration, was my predestin-
ed fall cleaning day. Put simp-
ly, that meant I finally got to
clean out my desk, including
the bottom drawer. I seem to be
collecting half -used notebooks
the bottom drawer of my
desk. Some don't even belong
3 me: these ratty ones with the
covers torn off of them must
belong to my brother. I know
they are old since several aren't
college ruled, and it has been
years since Rich or I would be
caught writing on such
primeval paper. I can't throw
them away in good conscious,
and it will be ages until I use
them as scrap paper, so I in-
dustriously decided to write let-
Lori Phone Home
ters on them.
In theory, this is a great idea
because I write tons of letters,
but sometimes I want to write
on something pretty or pastel,
so the ol' notebook is tossed
back into the drawer. Unfor-
tunately, I have developed the
habit of writing in the middle
the notebook where the pages
are free from wrinkles and
word imprints; then absent-
mindedly closing the notebook,
the half-written letter suf-
focates between the pages and
dies of old age.
This year I could put the
ultimate off no longer. I ,
decided to throw away these old
faithfuls. Quickly acting upon
my decision before I could
change my mind, 1 flipped
through the pages for
valuables. I spotted my own
handwriting and thumbed back
until I found it.
It was an old letter to my best
friend, Heather. I read the first
few lines and remembered that
this was the letter when I was
trying to convince her to come
down to Orlando "to see me
before you 'journey' to the
other end of the country." I
begged her to give me just two
days of her time before she
moved to Colorado with her
family. "This is our last chance
to explore Florida together
before I move to Collegedale
next month," I wrote,
desperately attempting to see
her once more, since I feared I
would never see her again.
I think I was still in shock at
the time I wrote the letter.
Heather and I were always far
apart, but I was the only one
who moved around. She was
supposed to stay at home base
so I would have somewhere to
return to. I couldn't believe she
would be gone.
My letter ended there, with no
conclusion. I seemed to close
my unsolved problem between
the pages of the book to be
forgotten.
So there I sat, in the middle of
my floor, among crumpled
paper and aged spiral
notebooks, thinking-thinking
not about Heather now, but
about God and how ironic it is
that all of a sudden I realize
how much He parallels
Heather. Far away, yet He is
always there if I need Him. I
move around, but He stays, let-
ting me know that I have a
home to come to if I choose. I
feel guilty that I have waited so
long to let him know my choice.
Have I waited too long? Is that
why He had me find this letter-
to open my eyes to my procras-
tination?
I think back and remember
why I never finished the letter-
I phoned Heather instead.
Maybe God is trying to tell me
something; He's afraid of being
closed in The Book and suf-
focated between the pages. He
wants me to phone Him.
Commitment Achieved
La Ronda Curtis
Last weekend was SC's 15th
annual Collegiate Committ-
ment Weekend. Many com-
mittments were made verbally,
actively, and some silently.
The weekend got off to a good
beginning with Ralph Peay's
chapel talk about living up to
our label. Ralph Peay is the
Youth Director for the
Southern Union. He has at-
tended SC's commitment
weekends for several years.
However, he says that this year,
"the spirit on campus is very
positive." He talked about a
special "vibration" in the
students that will make this a
good school year.
Also, it was nice to have the
Youth Directors here for the
weekend. Bill Wood, Jim
Pleasants, Lewis Hendershot,
Meryle Rouse, and C.E.
Bracebridge were the directors
here representing their respec-
tive conferences. Thursday
night the faculty challenged
these youth directors to a game
of Softball. In years past, the
faculty has usualy won by a
wide margin. This time it was
a very close game. The faculty
did not take the lead until the
sixth inning, hanging on for the
lead, so the record is still good.
Friday night was a big
highlight of the weekend. Elder
Tetz, this year's primary
speaker, talked about making
commitments and keeping
them. He was also the speaker
the the Sabbath worship hour.
There he spoke about Chris-
tians being a "burning bush"
for God.
Also on Sabbath, Dale Tun-
nell presented a Sabbath School
program that made students
and church members aware of
the religious activities for the
C.A.R.E. (Collegiate Adventist
Reaching Everyone) ministry
on campus. For the afternoon,
Tunnell and Jim Herman in-
vited the students to take
religious surveys and hand out
literature to people in Summit
and Eastridge. Eighty-two
students accepted the invitation
and rode to Chattanooga on
buses. Tunnell said, "it was a
successful outing. The people
who went out didn't want to
quit when the time came."
Daniel Drapiza, a student who
went along, said that he was a
little nervous about going, but
it was fun once he got started,
and he met a lot of nice people
who were interested in what he
was sharing.
To close the Sabbath, a
singspiration on the steps of
Lynn Wood Hall was attended
by a large group, filling prac-
tically all the stairs. Tunnell
plans to make this a regular oc-
casion since so many students
enjoyed it. It was a pleasant
way to end the Sabbath.
Sunday morning many
students found their way to the
student park for a free pancake
breakfast. Both faculty
members and youth directors
were working hard over the
grills to keep the line of
students moving. This get
together ended a successful
Commitment Weekend.
We the People . . .
^Why Is Reagan So Popular?
Russell Duerksen
Detroit, 1980...the convention
hall falls silent as the
Republican nominee quotes
Franklin D. Roosevelt. Dallas,
1984. ..that same nominee
smiles broadly as he is inter-
rupted numerous times with
shouts of "four more years"
during the course of his accep-
tance speech. Two seemingly
diverse but similar events.yet
they typify the political career
of Ronald Wilson Reagan.
Few modern American politi-
cians have as forcefully express-
ed and acted upon their basic
political beliefs , as has Ronald
Reagan. In his career as a
politician, he has discontinued
deeply-held philisophies,
challenged basic ideology, and
by providing a rightward course
for government, created the
greatest upheaval in American
politics since Franklin
Roosevelt.
His politics, strongly conser-
vative, are to the right of the
average American and a recent
poll showed that less than 40%
of the populace were in total
agreement with the majority of
them. Yet he held a 12-17%
lead on his Democratic oppo-
nent, Walter Mondale, at the
start of the Fall campaign. Why
is this so, and what are the
reasons behind this political
phenomenon?
First of all, Reagan has shown
a mastery of the 'bully pulpit"
of the Presidency; not since the
era of the Roosevelts, has one
done this. He is able to design
his presentation to fit his image.
This ability, along with his
natural charisma, allows him to
function as the "Great Com-
municator" and to deliver his
message so pleasantly and ef-
fectively that many who would
not normally do, so support his
politics without totally realizing
hat they are supporting.
Secondly, his unique abilities
have allowed for the formation
of what has been called "the
Teflon Presidency." Through a
combination of charisma, good
humor, political savvy, and
good luck, he has been able to
prevent his political opponents
from assigning his presidency
responsibility for politically-
damaging events, such as the
Lebannese car-bomb at-
tack.Similar events would have
seriously challenged the ad-
ministartions of Ford, Nixon,
or Carter.
The third aspect of his
strength is in his style of leader-
ship. While Carter had a detail-
oriented, college-professor style
of presidency, emphasizing
problems and asking solutions,
Reagan has a more down-line
approach, telling the people
what's right about America and
then getting into the problems.
Granted, the emphasis on God,
motherhood, and apple pie is
not especially relevant to the
major issues, but the average
citizen wants, wishes, and needs
to hear something positive
about himself and his country,
and that need is an essential
part of the American presiden-
cy which the majority of the the
more recent presidents have
ignored.
The final reason for his unique
popularity is the fact that he is
a known celebrity. Having been
in the public eye for approx-
imately 20 years, he has ex-
pressed his political philosophy,
and by and large, has done
what he said he would, even
under strong pressure to do
otherwise. This adherance to
his beliefs has created respect,
and perhaps some support,
because the average person
honors consistency and stabili-
ty, even if he doesn't agree with
what is being done.
Although much has been said
about the "Reagan Revolu-
tion" and America's shift to the
right, the shift is much less
substantial than it appears. The
large lead which the President
enjoys is more a commitment to
a man than to a collection of
political ideas, to a "New
Beginning" in American
politics.
In closing, let us consider a lit-
tle history. Fifty years ago,
Franklin Roosevelt was the
dynamic leader of a seemingly
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political movement to change
the way America functioned.
Then, only a few years after
Roosevelt was gone, his party
lost the congress, the White
House, and its momentum.
Ronald Reagan does well to
assume the mantle of
Roosevelt, for he is truly his
equal, but he, his party, and all
America would do well to
remember the records of
history and the results of
building a majority around a
man instead of an idea.
Politicians: Past, Present, and Future
Gart Curtis
For the most part, students
here at Southern College tend
to think of politics as too far
removed to make any dif-
ference. Whether it's the left or
the right in the White House,
life around the dorm, up at the
library, or even down at the CK
doesn't change much. We let
our enthusiasm for current
events slide and take only a
mild interest in the micro scene
of school politics.
But three SC student politi-
cians, Glenn McElroy, Russell
Duerksen, and J.T. Shim, par-
ticipated out there in the "real
world" of politics last summer.
Glenn McElroy, last year's
S.A. President, worked under
Sen. Denton from Alabama as
a paid senate intern.
After submitting a resume and
"being interviewed, Glenn was
: of twenty people chosen
from one-hundred-eighty ap-
plicants for one month
internships.
Glenn, one of the five interns
chosen for the month of
August, worked in the legisla-
n section of the Senator's of-
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lice. His duties included doing
research on pending legislation,
replying to letters from consti-
tuents, and helping to prepare
the Senator's briefing book on
After graduating from SC
Glenn will go on to law school
and from there possibly into
politics. Law, however, is his
primary interest right now.
Russell Duerksen was a floor
aid for Sen. Goldwater and
Sen. Deconcini, both of
Arizona, in Washington D.C.
last summer.
He got involved through the
U.S. Senate Youth Program
The U.S.S.Y.P. holds a yearly
contest in which two delegates
from each state are chosen;
Russell was one of the privileg-
ed few.
As a floor aid, Russell's ma-
jor responsibility was to keep
track of the Senator's papers
(many of which were classified
documents) and have them
ready and in order upon com-
mand. Russell has also worked
the two previous summers in
Arizona for Sen. Goldwater,
organizing youth drives design-
ed to increase young people's
interest in voting on the
Republican ticket.
Russell wants to go to
Georgetown School of Law and
from there into national politics
(but never as a bureaucrat).
J.T. Shim (SC S.A. Pres.)
worked as an unpaid intern in
Congressman Albert Gore,
Jr.'s office for two weeks in
July.
He got the job by doing a lot
of pavement pounding around
the House office buildings,
dropping frequently by the
Tennessee delegate's office, and
finallly getting connected
through "a friend of a friend."
J.T. answered the telephone,
responded to constituent mail,
compiled statistics of the Con-
gressman's attendance and
voting record at various
meetings, and searched
newspapers to clip articles per-
taining to the Congressman's
business. He also contacted
hospitals to look for liver (live
human liver); the Congressman
is heading a campaign for a
more efficient way of getting
liver from donors to those who
are in need.
While J.T. does not have any
specific directions in politics
yet, he wants to keep that op-
tion open. To do that he will try
to get a White House
Fellowship which is an unpaid
year-long job in the White
House working for a Cabinet
secretary, the Vice President, or
senior member of the Presi-
dent's staff.
Though each of the three had
different experiences, they all
agreed that they had an infor-
mative overview of the
American political process.
This, combined with the lessons
in time management and in
dealing with large numbers of
people who have varying opi-
nions, not only helped them
with their duties in the S.A.,
but it reinforced their desires to
become more involved in mak-
ing the decisions that shape our
country's future.
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At this time last year
1625 students had en-
rolled at Southern
College. 1984's fall
Semester compares
well with 1622 stu-
dents enrolled, in spite
of the fact that the ad-
ministration had ex-
pected a drop of 150.
Your Destiny is Known
tori Heinsman
Destiny is an appropriate
name for a Christian drama
group. The title itself conjures
up thoughts of one's own
ultimate fate and fits the pur-
pose of the seventeen-person
group that performs in area
churches and academies.
Destiny ministers through
short skits based on Christian
themes. The group is also incor-
porating some pantomime into
their routine, reasoning that by
sticking with skits, they will
have fewer props and added
/ariety. Kevin Rice, Destiny's
itudent director, is excited
ibout the group's potential.
The members this year include
the following:
Terri Adams
Josette Alexis
Shannon Born
Cameron Cole
David Denton
Shelly Duncan
Monte Giles
Carole Huenergardt
Bob Jones
Lori Johnston
Joni King
Tim Minear
Kevin Rice
George Turner
Cindy Watson.
Mark Weddle
Connie Williams
Kevin plans to keep the group
versatile by having at least two
people ready for each part.
Destiny's beginning perfor-
mances will be September 15
and 22 at the Collegedale
Church for Sabbath School.
After this follows occasional
Sabbath School skits and a Fri-
day night production.
Although we don't see them
often, Destiny is hard at work
preparing more skits and per-
forming on the road. In Kevin's
opinion, academies are the
most fun to visit because the
group forms a relationship with
the academy students and can
communicate with them.
David Smith, Destiny's facul-
ty sponsor, has additional plans
for the group and is arranging
activities that include an inter-
collegiate rally in North
Carolina.
Famous last words
from friends to friends.
"Are you OK to drive?"
"What's a few beers?"
"Did you have too much to drink?"
"I'm perfectly fine."
"Are you in any shape to drive?"
"I've never felt better."
"I think you've had a few too many."
"You kiddin, I can drive
with my eyes closed"
"You've had too much to drink,
let me drive"
"Nobody drives my car but me."
"Are you OK to drive?"
', few beers?"
m
DRINKING AND DRIVING
CAN KILL A FRIENDSHIP
U.S. Department of Transportation WSI
Graduates Gain Experience
Six recent Adventist college
graduates have joined the
General Conference Com-
munication Internship Pro-
gram. The communication in-
terns work as young profes-
sionals for two years in an
Adventist organization.
The program is designed to
serve as training experience for
the intern, while providing the
organization with the intern's
professional input. The cost of
the intern's salary is split bet-
ween the General Conference,
the institution and the institu-
tions Union Conference.
Participating in this year's
program are: Becki Anderson,
a 1984 Union College graduate,
working for radio station
KUCV, Union College; Gina
Devine, a 1984 Pacific Union
College graduate, working as a
public relations intern at Pacific
Union College; Patti Gentry, a
1983 Southern College
graduate, working for Univer-
sity Relations, Loma Linda
University.
Also, Maureen Mayden a 1984
Southern College graduate,
working as a public relations
assistant at Fletcher Hospital;
Katrina Paulman," a 1984 Walla
Walla College graduate, work-
ing as a public relations intern
at Walla Walla College; and
Paul Richardson, a 1984 Walla
Walla College graduate, work-
ing as a communication intern
with the British Columbia
Conference.
To qualify for an internship,
applicants must be college
graduates with a major or
minor in one of the com-
munication fields, and must be
recommended for the intern-
ship by both a communication
professor and faculty member
from their institution.
Internship positions are ap-
proved by the North American
Division Committee on Ad-
ministration as recommended
by the General Conference
Department of Communica-
tion. A maximum of six
students join the program each
year.
Subliminally Speaking
Campus Digest News Service
The first conscious knowledge
many college students have of
subliminal perception probably
revolves around a discussion
held in an advertising or
marketing class. (Subliminal
perception is that which relics
on messages buried within a
media, perceived by the
subconscious-even though they
can't be seen or heard con-
sciously.) But disagreement
abounds on whether subliminal
messages really exist. ..or
whether they are figments of
the imagination.
Studies are inconclusive on the
existence or effectiveness of
subliminal messages, but
enough evidence existed by
1974 for the Federal Com-
munications Commission to
warn its licensees against using
subliminal advertising over
public airwaves.
Advertisers, of <
. deny
use of sneaky messages in their
ads, despite media critics'
charges that a great many ads-
-both broadcast and print-are
bombarding us with subliminal
connections between products
and sexual messages or buying
suggestions. Cigarette and li-
quor ads have been accused of
flashing death symbols at view-
ers/readers for those who seem
to enjoy flirting with danger.
Now, however, a small
Michigan company, Stimutech,
has introduced a positive way
to use subliminal perception.
By using a TV set, home com-
puter, $90 interface (connecting
device) and $40 program,
Stimutech proposes using this
controversial conditioning to
lose weight, control stress, stop
smoking or drinking, boost
career success, or improve sex
life, athletic skills or study
GARFIELD®
habits.
The computer program flashes
messages ("I am confident" to
"I can stop smoking") across
the screen at l/30th of a second
every 2'/2 minutes. Stimutech
doesn't plan any experiments
testing the effectiveness of the
program.
"What we know today is that
the brain sees and hears more
than the eyes and ears," says
Walace LaBenne, and East
Lansing (Mich.) psychology
professor. "We want to bypass
the censorship of the left brain
(which evaluates) and go to the
right brain (which controls
habits and attitudes)."
LaBenne suggests using the new
product in conjunction with
therapy for best effectiveness.
But despite almost 30 years of
suspicion of its existence, hard
evidence of subliminal percep-
tion is still inconclusive.
Sports Corner
By J. Randolph Thuesdee
SUNDAY
3
Jones 13 Joiner 11
Greg Hoover's two-out, two-run
homer capped a five run rally in the bot-
tom of the seventh to carry Steve Jone's
team to victory Sunday evening.
Jones entered the seventh needing a
led off with an inside-the-park home
run. Mark Brawlett followed with a
shot that barely cleared the fence to cut
the deficit to one. An out later, Al
Travis (rippled and came around on
Scon Begley's sacrifice fly. Steve Jones
singled and Greg Hoover parked one
over the fence, his second consecutive
homer, and Joiner, who before the in-
ning smelled victory, went down in
Schnell 13 Joiner 0
Schnell rebounded from their earlier
defeat to crush Joiner as Schnell scored
n uk- :
In other slowpitch action Sunday,
Toby Fowler and Greg Cain homered
to pace John Hinkle's team.
Fowler's blast got Hinkle on the board
first with his towering shot leading off
the third inning, but Price came back
to take the lead as Eddie Soler and
Rinaldi Rada scored on a smash to left-
center by John Toms. Hinkle answered
with two in the fifth and put the game
away with three in the sixth. Cain's line-
drive homerun leading off the seventh
gave them their final run.
Lewis 23 Price 8
Price didn't fare well in their first game
Sunday cither. After taking a shorl-
lived 1-0 lead in the first, Lewis storm-
ed ahead with ID runs of their own.
Jack Roberts and Bruce Gibbon both
went 6-foi-6 with Gibbon adding a
homerun in the third. Dan Pajic went
3-for-5 and J. Randolph Thuesdee went
3-for-4 with two runs batted in for
Price's team. With the two losses,
Price's record dropped to 0-4.
Jewett 9 Schnell 5
Colt Peyton ripped a two RBI double
to right field during a four-run- fifth in-
ning to help Jeff Jewell's team down
Chuck Schnell's team Sunday after-
noon. Peyton went 4-for-4 including a
2-run inside-lhc-park homer in the
sixth. Rob Mellert went 3-for-5 and
drove in a run as Jewell won for the
first lime this season, Myron Mixon
wenl 3-for-4 for Schnell.
looked back. Derek Richardsc
3-for-4 with three runs scored while
Dave Miranda and Dave Nottleson each
went 2-for-3. Rob Olds and David
Alonso went 2-for-3 for Joiner.
Lewis 15 Jimenez 3
Bob Jimenez played the entire game
with only six players and couldn't con-
tain Lewis Sunday afternoon on C field.
Bruce Gibbon went 5-for-6 and scored
four runs and Jim Miskiewiecz went
4-for-6 and scored three times as Lewis
went undefeated for the day.
Pellom 14 Heinsman 6
In ladies softball, Terry Pellom's crew
worked Lori Hemsman's team over 14-6
in Monday's game. Strong hitting on
both sides resulted in a game which
should have been closer than it was.
Lucy Felix, playing for Pellom, smash-
mate, April Cartwrighl tripled. Pellom
herself knocked a homerun in the bot-
tom of the 7'th to clinch the victory.
Although Donna Kyzer iried to keep
Heinsman's team alive with a two-run
homer, it was to no avail. Pellom's team
now leads (he league with a record of
3-0.
MONDAY
Cain 5 Dickerhoff 2
Greg Cain's team got on the board
with 2 unearned run in the first when
Mike Myers came across after Cain's fly
ball to right was misplayed, and Jack
Roberts scored on a throwing error by
Dickerhoff's second baseman, Dave
VandeVere. Stan Hobbs had a run scor-
ing single in the third and George
Pangman drove one in in Ihc fifth.
Dickerhoff got their two runs in the bot-
tom of the first when Ron Barrow
scored on an error by Al Dixon and
Mike Dickerhoff drove in Ron Qualley
Southern Hosts
Triathalon
Cindy Watson
The triathalon coming up
Sunday, September 23, will be
a first for Southern College.
One-event competitions have
been held previously be never
swimming, biking, and running
all in one competition.
At 7 a.m., the race will start
off with a '/imile freestyle swim
at the Cohutta Springs lake.
Then one must ride from
Cohutta to Collegedale which is
• 28.5 miles, ending where the
run begins, in front of the gym.
The jaunt around the church,
up to a cemetery, through the
ball field and around again two
more times make up the 6.2
mile run.
Coach Kamieneski guesses a
good timing for the whole event
will be a little under three
hours. The tuning of the race is
difficult to predict as the
caliber of the athletes.
However, Kamieneski estimates
a good 15 to 20 minutes for the
swim, 2 hours for the bike ride,
and 40 minutes for the run.
This averages out to be a 40
minute per mile swim, 12 to 15
mph bike ride, and a 6.5 minute
per mile run.
Contestants will be competing
against all age groups and both
sexes. The competition will not
be open to the public; however,
a few surrounding academies
will be participating. ' 'This year
will serve as a sort of trial run,"
says Kamieneski. "Next year
we'll know more about it, invite
the participation of the public,
and group contestants accor-
ding to age and gender."
Medallions will be awarded to
each of the expected 24 to 25
contestants. Special awards will
be given to the academy with
the four best contestants and,
naturally, to the overall. "Next
year will be even bigger and bet-
ter," promises Kamieneski.
HAIR DESIGNERS S
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"Attention to
recreation and
physical cul-
ture will at
time, no doubt,
interrupt the
regular routine
of schoolwork
but the inter-
ruption will
prove no real
hinderance."
Ellen G. White
VvV"
Southern Cynic
The Near Death of a Space Cadet
Rob Lastine
The mind of a child contains
i surprising number of adven-
tures, all that's needed is a lit-
tle imagination to give those
adventures life.
Between 1964 and 1968 my
family lived in Virginia Beach,
Virginia, only seventeen miles
from the ocean.
One of my childhood adven-
ures had to do with the excite-
ment of sailing off into the
unrisein pursuit of a forgot -
sn continent and the monetary
ain it would bring to the man
nth such honorable intentions.
While at the beach with my
amily, who were enjoying a
ew hours of relaxing sun and
furf, I realized my chance and
;et out in my small ship. To
most, it was simply an air mat-
ress, but to me it was a ship.
Barely 200 yards from shore a
oice came to me. Was it divine
inspiration meant, to assure me
that my quest could be realiz-
ed? No, it sounded too familiar
to be divine inspiration.
Through the haze of make
believe I recognized reality.
My father's voice tone in-
dicated that my mission had
been aborted; it also meant that
I was to return to port as soon
as possible
Upon reaching the safety of
my native soil, my father ex-
plained the facts of sailing and
the many dangers that await a
voyager foolish enough to im-
agine an air mattress to be a
sea-worthy ocean vessel. I
reluctantly promised to
postpone my trip.
It was about this time that my
brother and I came into posses-
sion of a Go-Cart, but, if a boy
chose to, it could become a high
speed inter-stellar space craft.
Our space vehicle had enough
room for only one warrior of
sound enough heart to endure
its many hidden surprises. One
such surprise was the tendency
of the throttle to stick in the
wide open position, and always
at the worst time.
One day the space cadets from
the neighborhood were invited
to pilot the craft, but not before
they were carefully briefed on
its controls and orbital limits.
My first two passes through
the galaxy weren't any different
from the many missions that
had been logged before, so I in-
vited my best friend and
neighbor, George, to ride with
me while I explained the con-
trols. The only place for him to
ride, however, was between the
rear mounted engines. Then it
happened!
Upon reaching the end of our
galaxy, or was it simply the end
of our street-no time to
seperate fact from fiction-the
throttle became stuck in the
wide open position.
With lightning speed and
razor-sharp judgement, the
craft was placed in an inter-
space 180 degree directional
change, but wait, what was that
sound coming from the back of
my space craft? A definite yell
was easily heard over the
scream of the twin rocket
boosters under full throttle. A
quick glance to the rear of the
craft answered the question
which lightning speed and
razor-sharp judgement had
overlooked.
My comrade, space cadet
George, who was riding bet-
ween the rocket boosters had
been jettisoned in the maneuver
and appeared to be suffering
from the frictional build up of
earth's asphalt atmosphere.
With the craft's newly ac-
quired agility, due to a lighter
payload, its speed increased.
Alone through the galaxy I
plunged.
Suddenly, up ahead, there
came into view an asteroid
field, constructed by my fellow
space cadets. They seemed to
feel that my turn was over; I
was, however, unable to com-
municate to them the gravity of
the situation I now found
myself in, and the distance bet-
ween us was closing rapidly.
The cadets, mounted on flim-
sy earth machines called
bicycles, had placed themselves
in the path of my unyielding
craft. This plan's genius was
my soon-to-be-angry big
brother, for Don's bicycle and
that of another cadet were
chosen as the weakest links in
the asteroid chain.
Soon their shouts, along with
their newly disassembled
bicycles, were forgotten as I en-
countered my new menace:
cross traffic.
The craft was skillfully
maneuvered, by a now
desperate cadet, into the largest
bush that came into view after
jumping the curb and re-
entering earth's orbit. The
engines stalled, and my grip on
the wheel relaxed.
Later the space craft was
returned to base for repairs.
Waiting for me was a
somewhat ill-tempered brother
and a limping best friend.
I was de-briefed on the day's
flight as base commanders
Jerry and Allene, my parents,
looked on in concern at their in-
trepid space traveler as he
related the tale of the mission
with its near-death experience
and the multi-screened, techni-
colored flash-back of the
cadet's short interplanetary life.
Sixteen years seperate that
story from present day reality.
In that time many adventures
have taken place with varying
degrees of success.
It appears that the only limits
to our adventures are those we
put up to defend ourselves from
the unknown recesses of our
minds. Imagine the possibilities
that exist for those intrepid
enough to experience their
dreams.
After all, isn't an adult simp-
ly a child that got taller?
If Red Cross hadn't trained
young Lars Alecksen in
lifesaving techniques, last
the first grade in Man-
itowoc. Wisconsin.)
who deserves those). But
tinued support. Help us.
Because the things we do
really help. In your own
neighborhood. And
across America. And the
world.
Adam
Gauthier
counted
onus.
fWOow. The Good Neighbor.
Corrections
The Southern Accent inadver-
tantly forgot to mention two
new faculty members in its in-
augural issue last week. The
nursing division has two in-
structors: Frances Robertson
and Lola Scoggins.
Frances Robertson is the new
pediatric's lead teacher for the
nursing department. Mrs
Robertson is not new on our
college, having taught here
from 1966-68. Before coming
■here this year, she was working
as a nurse at Nazareth Hospital
in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
She is married to Elder Lin-
wood Robertson, who is cur-
rently on a study leave from the
Pennsylvania Conference so
that he may work on his doc-
torate in counseling. The
Robertsons have 3 children, a
daughter and a son in the
Spaulding Elementary School
and a son in Collegedale
Academy. For hobbies, they
enjoy traveling and
photography.
Lola Scoggins is coming to us
from the Erlanger Hospital
School of Nursing. Currently
she is teaching Basic Nursing I.
A graduate of Columbia Union
College, Mrs Scoggins now
resides in Dunlap, Tennesee
with her husband and daughter
who is a freshman at Col-
legedale Academy. Mrs Scog-
gins lists playing the piano and
camping and canoeing as her
favorite pastimes.
Snacks or no Snacks
Jack Wood and the door is still closed.
For three years the Student Students are looking forward to
Center at Southern College has seeing it open. What they don'
been equipped with a snack
bar, K.R.'s Place named after
its builder, K.R. Davis, has
stayed locked with a sign on the
door reading, "Closed for the
'The
know is the reason for the
delay.
Mr. Earl Evans, the Director
of Food Service, was asked for
an explanation why the snack
shop has not re-opened. Evans
replied, "We do not have
anybody right now who could
be in charge of it." When ask-
ed when it would for sure be
open Evans said, "I'm not sure
but I am going to interview
some individuals for the job
quite soon. Until that position
is filled, then, those wishing it
were open will have to wait
patiently.
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He would have scheduled it later in the
day.
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o
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Classifieds
Charles Hawthorne's Water-
colors at Hunter Museum of
Art opens September 16, con-
tinuing through November 18
in the Main Gallery
Atlanta Sculptor to share ex-
hibition space at Hunter
Museum with drawing show
organized by UTK Sidney
Guberman: Small Sculpture
and Maquettes opens
simultaneously on September
16 with UTK Invitational
Drawing Exhibition in Hunter's
Mezzanine and Foyer Galleries
National College Poetry Con-
test, Fall Concours 1984 offer-
ing $200 in cash and book
prizes and free printing for all
accepted poems in the ACP
Anthology will again be of
special interest to all collegiate
poets as it provides for them a
source of inspiration and en-
couragement and a unique, in-
tercollegiate outlet for their
literary ambitions. The for-
thcoming ACP Anthology will
be the 19th edition since it was
first published in 1975. See the
English Department for details.
It's unbelievable! It's incredi-
ble! You can buy a large regular
size General Electric refriger-
ator for only $59.95. Just call
238-3336 or leave a message for
| Dale Lacra, box 336 (Talge
desk 238-3004). Note: This
refrigerator is past the regula-
tion size for the dorm rooms.
Don't miss this incredible op-
portunity to save.
Riders needed to Gainesville,
FL, September 12-16. Cost is
$15 round trip. Call 238-2353.
WANTED!
Your opinions and
comments are requested by
the Southern Accent.
Send in your Letter to the Editor today!
Put your letters in the Red Mailboxes found
in the dorm lobbies and Student Center by noon
before the Thursday of publication.
Foresight
Friday September 14 8:00 pm Vespers: Gary
Patterson
Saturday September 15 Church Service: Jim Herman j
Sunday
Septen CANCELED! Six Flags Trip
Monday- September 17-21 Week of Spiritual Emphasis:
Friday Dou8 Martin
2552 HOT LINE: Sports! SA
Activities! Chapel Programs!
Who's playing each evening?
Who's in first place? What's
going on for chapel? What's
happening Sabbath afternoon
and Saturday night? Be inform-
ed by dialing 2552, and remem-
ber that for all you do this line's
for you.
Bill Young Concert on Septem-
ber 15 at the Hixson SDA
Church. Church is located VA
miles north of Northgate Mall
on the right side. Concert will
begin at 7:30 p.m. Special on
Records and Cassettes.
Cloudland Canyon: The SM
Club is sponsoring an excursion
to Cloudland Canyon. This is
limited to the first 40 people
who sign up at the Student
Center desk, and is $1.00 for
members and $2.00 for non-
members. The bus leaves from
Wright Hall at 1:30 p.m. on
Sabbath, September 15 and will
be returning after supper so
bring a sack supper to enjoy
before returning to school.
Please sign up before Friday
HYDROAEROBICS:
Where: Southern College pool
What: Water exercise
When: Sept. 16, 1984, S/T/TH
Time: 8-9 p.m.
Cost: $20 per person, per se-
mester. Cash only.
Height: 51 inches
AEROBICS:
Where: Spalding Gym
When: Sept. 16, 1984, S/T/TH
Time: 7-8 p.m. and 8-9 p.m.
Cost: $20 per person, per se-
mester. Cash only.
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National College $oetrp Contest
Fall Concours 1984
open to all college and university students desiring to have their poetry
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2. All entries must be original and unpublished.
3. All entries must be typed, double-spaced, on one side of the page only.
Each poem must be on a separate sheet and must bear, in the upper left-
hand corner, the NAME and ADDRESS of the student as well as the
COLLEGE attended. Put name and address on envelope also!
4. There are no restrictions on form or theme. Length of poems up to
fourteen lines. Each poem must have a separate title.
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5. The judges' decision will be final. No info by phone!
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accepted poems. Foreign language poems welcome.
7. There is an initial one dollar registration fee for the first entry and a
fee of fifty cents for each additional poem. It is requested to submit
no more than ten poems per entrant.
8. All entries must be postmarked not later than the above deadline and
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Southern /Iccent
Volume 40, Number 5 3
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
September XT, 1984
Collegedale Gets New Pastor
The Collegedale Seventh-day
Adventist Church has recently
informed the Accent of an ex-
pansion in its pastoral staff.
Elder Ed Wright, associate
pastor of the Fresno Central
Church in California, has
received and accepted a call to
the newly-created post of
Pastor of Family Ministries at
the campus church.
Pastor Wright will be coming
to us after having completed
eight years of service as Pastor
of Youth and Family Ministries
to his large (1500 member) con-
gregation in central California.
Prior to this tenure, he attend-
ed Andrews Unversity, com-
pleting both his undergraduate
studies and Masters of Divini-
ty training there.
Pastor Wright will have many
responsibilities at the Col-
legedale Church although all of
them relate closely to the con-
cept of family ministry. He will
be leading out in the Family
Life Committee (established for
the benefit of young married
couples), operating a program
of visitation to non-attending
church members, developing
small Bible study groups, and
doing a little communications
and public relations work.
The necessity to hire a new
pastor actually arose two years
ago when Elder Bruce Aalborg,
one of Collegedale's assistant
pastors, accepted a call to
pastor the Knoxville church.
His departure left a void in the
pastoral staff, which only now
has been filled.
The delay in filling the posi-
tion was a result of the finan-
cial situation the Georgia-
Cumberland Conference found
itself in during the last two
years. With the national
economic situation looking in
dire straits, a decrease in tithe
income, and the Davenport
still
the
ference was forced to do ;
retrenchment. Although a
church as large as Collegedale
requires a staff of at least five
pastors to cover all the areas of
ministry at a college campus
church, it too had to cut back
on its staff. However, this con-
ference's financial picture has
brightened in the last year (see
box). Elder Wright's accep-
tance to come to Collegedale
now allows the other members
of the pastoral staff-Gordon
Bietz, Rolland Ruf, Jim Her-
man, and Gerald Morgan-to
concentrate on their respective
areas of ministry.
Although the exact date of
Elder Wright's arrival on cam-
pus is not yet known, we can
expect his ministry to begin
around the first part of
January. Joining the new
pastor in his ministry will be his
wife and two young boys. Elder
Gordon Bietz, Senior Pastor of
the Collegedale church, com-
ments, "We are eagerly an-
ticipating his coming. Elder
Wright's presence on the
pastoral staff will enhance our
program by allowing us to pro-
vider more comprehensive and
complete ministry to the church
and to the community.
GCC Looking Up
Financially, the Georgia-
Cumberland Conference has
done very well this year. Pro-
blems that have plagued this con-
ference and that have caused it
to cut back on staff are slowly
being resolved. As of July 31,
1984, the tithe income has in-
creased 1.2 percent from last
year.
Financial resolutions of the
Davenport crisis are continually
being made. Currently, the con-
ference has been awarded, in
cash, $500,000 by the arbitra-
tion steering committee formed
— Continued on page 2
Scandiafestival '84 Troupe
to Perform at SC
Acrobats from Denmark,
gymnasts from Sweden, and an
entertainer from Norway will
be performing on Sunday even-
ing, September 23, 7:30 p.m. at
Southern College of Seventh-
day Adventists.
Scandiafestival *84, second
program in the Artist-
Adventure Series at Southern
College, will take place in the
Physical Education Center on
the Collegedale campus.
Members of Scandiafestival
'84 were selected through com-
petitions in Scandinavia. "They
are champions of their
disciplines," according to
Everett Schlisner, coordinator
for the 18 events in the Artist-
Adventure Series at Southern
College.
A team of 24 Danish Flying
Acrobats, ranging in age from
W to 22, are a part of the
group. The Flying Acrobats of
Aarhus formed in 1970, and
now several hundred boys and
g'rls train for inclusion in the
select group of show-gymnasts.
Their performance fuses
vaulting, tumbling and tram-
poline acrobatics, as well as
s'nging and folkdancing, back-
ed up with classical and con-
temporary music and lighting
effects. The gymnasts train six
t0 eight hours a week and do re-
quired exercises at home as
well.
Team members have made 29
f°reign trips, and h.ve achiev-
ed super^ar status in their own
mances in Denmark annually.
In 1982 they won the Interna-
tional Gymnastics Competition
in West Germany, upsetting the
Japanese team which had
dominated the event for a
number of years.
A second distinct group par-
ticipating in the Scandiafestival
'84 is the Stockholmsflickorna,
a gymnastic association of girls
from Stockholm, Sweden. The
girls begin training for the
display team as early as age 5,
working with a ball to develop
speed, adroitness, precision,
and tempo.
The third group is Rytmgub-
barna, or the Rhythm Guys, a
cross-section of teachers, but-
chers, carpenters, shipyard
workers, and farmers from
Gothenburg, Sweden. "Their
age averages about 52, yet they
are known for their high-tempo
gymnastic routines," states
Schlisner.
Vocal highlights of Scan-
diafestival '84 include The Nor-
thern Lights, a Danish quartet;
and "Britt," a folksinger. The
first-prize winner of the
Norwegian Young Superstar
contest, held in July to choose
Norway's best young enter-
tainer, also stars in Scan-
diafestival '84.
Tickets for the program will
be available at the door: $3 for
adults, $2 for senior citizens
and children under 12, or S7.50
per family. Students with I.D.
admitted free.
Brock Hall to Open Soon
Lori Selby
Although it seems as if most
of the Southern College campus
has just gotten into the swing of
school, many of our depart-
ments are planning changes.
Within several weeks the Com-
munications, English, History,
Foreign Languages, Art,
Business and Office Ad-
ministration departments will
be moving into Brock Hall, the
new humanities building. They
will be followed by the Audio
visual department and by the
radio station, FM 90.5-WSMC.
Brock Hall, on the north side of
off Apison Pike,
will join Wood Music Building
as part of our new fine arts
complex.
Dr. Robert Morrison, Chair-
man of the Division of Arts and
Letters, commented that he will
be glad to finally have all his
departments (Communications,
English, History, Foreign
Languages and Art) under one
roof. According to Dr. Mor-
rison, some of the special
features of the new building in-
clude office space with rooms
for readers between each office,
humanities classrooms adjoin-
audiovisual
mini-windows into the
classrooms for film and slide
projector, and two rooms
designed for a language lab. He
mentioned plans for a word
processor for journalism and
English students.
The Art facilities include a
large ceramics classroom with a
kiln and adequate electricity to
the pottery wheels. There will
also be classrooms for drawing
and design. Close to the Art
department is a gallery com-
plete with track lighting in the
ceiling. Dr. Morrison explain-
ed continued on p. 5
Editorial
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l the responsibility of living under the terms of its
■ here to be part of an "extended family" in the broadest use of the defimtio
- ,allenge to be a reflection of this institution. But theresponsibility
not willing to live by the principles of the family
of its members? The more visible typesof courtesy _^„„p
, and picking up J_, gUttld
we'lso have a dual purpose to emit the characteristics of a Seventh-day Adventist Ctast.an.and
part of that includes being courteous. If
how can we expect the family to treat us li
are usually the easiest to come by (things like opening doors, verbal recogmti.
a dropped book), but the invisible, the less praised incidents of courtesy, often seem to come few
and far between, and yet I believe that these are the gestures that really count This type of courtesy,
is seen by such things as talking politely about someone in their absence (or not talking at all).
How many times have you been talking to someone and then, as soon as they leave, a negative
remark is made about that person? Another form of silent courtesy is noted by doing something Dear Editor:
for someone behind the scenes-something that most likely won't be noticed but that isnecessa™
for a specific event to function. At this point it is appropriate to say that we also must keep
mind that our loved ones need and deserve even more courtesy than the casual acquaintance
the street. So often our families get second-hand treatment while we put on our best
others. The priority seems to be confused in that situation.
Courtesy comes in many different forms, words, and actions. Southern College n
Put your letters in the Red Mailboxes found
in the dorm lobbies and Student Center by noon
Monday before the Thursday of publication.
CONTENTED WORSHIPER
school which has Christian ideals for
this school it shows people that
character. So the next time you a
me, please."
i members. Thus, by the mere fact that we have come to this E
WE'RE TALKIN' PROUD!
Dear Editor:
Thank you! Thank you for put-
ting out a paper we at Southern
College can be proud of. I
mean "we're talkin' proud."
I would like to express my ap- There are actually intellectual-
preciation to the residence hall ly stimulating articles that are
deans, Dean Schlisner, and the informative and concise-not
before seen in my previous two
years at Southern. There is
something for everyone, from
1 shows that they are politics to sports and from si
tor other Faculty members who
were instrumental in the wor-
Christian ship and chapel changes. I feel
: willing to take on the responsibility of reflecting its true committecj t0 Demg reasonable dent enrollment to "Garfield.'
trying to cut your way through a line, remember to say, "Excuse
Looking Up. . .
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Assistant Editor
Advertising Manager
Circulation Manager
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on I
by the General Conference to
work on retrieving and
distributing funds. It expects to
receive at least that much or
more by the same committee rewarding and enjoyabl
later on in the year. The con- all.
and fair to the students. May The pictures are clear, the
this be a precedent of Faculty— typesetting is straight, and it's
student relations for the year, not cluttered with every ad that
Cooperation and understand- will fit. This paper now rivals
ing on the part of both the Andrews University's Student
students and faculty will help
make this school year more
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Bob Jones
Steve Morris
Jay Dedeker
Lynnette Jones
Fritze Lherisson
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
Randy Thuesdee
Richard Gayte
Jerry Kovalski
Ron Aguilera
Michael Bat lis tone
Melanie Boyd
La Ronda Curtis
Russell Duerksen
Moni Gennick
Lori Heinsman
Norman Hobbs
Brent VanArsdell
Cindy Watson
Dr. Ben McArthur
ference also has sold three
buildings-a post office in
Parker, Arizona, and two
telephone company buildings in
Califomia-and have netted
$1,080,000. Still to be settled
are claims from bankruptcy
Sincerely,
Michael Palsgrove
Movement. Let's hear it for the
Southern Accent and the great
job that Dennis and his staff
are doing.
Sincerely,
Royce J. Earp
Love is not love
Which alters when it
alteration finds.
Shakespeare
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Reflections
The Links of the Chain
Rob Lastine
I had been walking through
this small fishing village for
some time now, but I still
wasn't quite sure what is was
that had drawn me to it.
Perhaps it was to escape the
I heat or just to break the
monotony of California's
Highway 5; no matter, I was
here now, and it was a welcom-
ed change.
I had left my Honda GL-1000
the edge of town under a
shade tree, and, now, after be-
ing here awhile, I turned and
started back toward where my
motorcycle was parked.
All morning I had been riding.
In fact this was the 1 1 'th day of
what had been my dream
vacation.
For six years I had attended
Southern College in Col-
legedale, Tennessee, and, now,
after having graduated with my
degrees, I could do the one
thing my college curriculum,
study, and my 43-hour-a-week
work schedule had not left me
much time to do--take my
dream vacation by motorcycle.
As I watched the fishermen
returning from their labor with
their catch and hanging their
lets up to dry, I realized how
ate it was getting and walked
i little faster.
The sun was slipping further
toward the west now, and as it
did, the smell of salt air, carried
by the light breeze off the
Pacific Ocean, helped to make
my decision to leave even more
difficult. This village was a
peaceful place, and I really
didn't want to leave, but had
[to.
While walking back to my
motorcycle I realized that this
i perfect vacation, a dream
come true.
In the 11 days that I had
traveled, the weather was near
perfect. The only rain that did
fall was mostly at night while I
was dry in my tent or during the
heat of the day when it was a
welcomed relief to my sun-
dried skin.
Thousands of miles had been
measured off by my motorcy-
cle's odometer. The beauties of
nature were many: from the
Mid-Western Plain states to the
majestic Rocky Mountains of
Colorado, from the vastness of
the Grand Canyon in Arizona
to the overwhelming depth and
beauty of Zion National Park
in south-western Utah. The
solitude of Highway 50 in
Nevada was also a welcomed
change to the overcrowded
cities and towns along the way.
I sat down on a park bench,
just for a moment, to reflect
back on the days events.
Just this morning I had left
Paradise, California, where I
stayed with relatives last night.
Los Angeles was to be my day's
destination, and by the map,
Highway 5 seemed to offer the
quickest route. However, by
mid-morning the temperature
had risen to 96 degrees, and the
traffic was unmercifully heavy.
I knew there had to be a better
way so I pulled off to the side
of the interstate where, in the
shade of an overpass, 1 looked
at my map.
Now, here on this park bench,
in the coolness of this peaceful
village, it came to me-the
reason I liked California
Highway 1. But of all the
villages and towns along the
coast, why had I stopped at this
one? As I stood up from where
I had been sitting, that question
turned over in my mind.
All the Fishing vessels were an-
chored in the harbor now and
the village was settling down for
the night, so I hurried on
through town.
As I was passing a small shop,
something on the counter
caught my eye. I turned and
walked through the open door
into the shop.
The object that had diverted
my attention was a chain, like
none I had ever seen. Each link
had a unique shape and size. As
I walked closer, I noticed a man
behind the counter.
"May I help you young
man?" he said. My eyes drop-
ped from the merchant to the
chain on the counter top.
"Sir, that sure is an interesting
chain you have there," I said.
"Did you make it yourself?"
"Yes," came his reply.
"Many years ago 1 made this
chain to remind my children of
my love for them. I put it out
here, on top of the counter,
where all can see it and ap-
preciate its value. It's priceless,
you know!"
A lump grew in my throat. I
realized that I could not afford
this chain, but perhaps I could
find out more about its
designer.
"How many children do you
have?" I asked.
"It's hard to say, young
man," came his reply, as his
gaze shifted from me to the
people passing by on the
sidewalk in front of his shop.
"They stop in from time to
time," he continued, "or they
call or send letters."
His eyes fell on mine as he
went on.
"My children mean the world
to me. There is nothing my
father and I wouldn't do for
them. That's why I made this
chain, so they would see the
love we have for them."
Before I could ask my next
question, the white-haired man
lifted the chain from atop the
counter, and holding it by its
largest link, He let it hang
"You see," he said, "I am a
fisherman, or perhaps I should
say, I'm a fisher of men."
My curiosity about what this
bronze-skinned man had just
said was building up inside me.
"A fisher a men," I exclaim-
ed, repeating the words he had
just spoken.
"Yes son, I cast out my net
and those who freely enter it are
then drawn up to where I would
have them be, with me, here,
just as you are now."
"What do you mean?" I ask-
ed in a trembling voice. "I
walked into you're store to ad-
mire that chain on the counter;
that's all!" The gentleman
smiled at me and asked, "What
was it about the chain that drew
you to it?"
"The intricate beauty and uni-
queness of each link," I
responded, "and the careful at-
tention to detail that the craft-
sman used in its forming, that's
why I came in, just to look at
"Wouldn't you like to have it?
Here it's yours."
I could hardly believe my ears;
this was what I had been sear-
ching for ever since reading the
story, Links of the Chain, the
story of a craftsman's love for
his children and his building of
a chain for each to have as a
reminder of his love for them.
Could this be the man of whom
so much had been written?
When I could speak again, I
V, ^
replied, "Sir, I would love to
possess such a chain, but I have
nothing to offer in return for
such a priceless work."
"Son, it's yours; here, I give
it to you because you have been
searching for its strength all
your life. Take care of it and
see that nothing is done to it
that might weaken it."
My mind raced with excite-
ment. "Oh, yes sir, it will hold
a place of honor in my house,
and it will be preserved."
I wanted to know more about
the chain which this man had
created. "Would you tell me
which link is most important;
they must stand for
something."
He lifted it from its place on
the counter, and as He did, the
light struck it in such a way that
I could see words that I had not
noticed before etched on each
link.
"The reason I asked," I con-
tinued, "was because I noticed
the different link sizes."
"They are all important," He
said, "the size and shape do not
effect the chains strength for
they are each as important as
the others along with the words
which are engraved on them.
The words are the most impor-
tant part of this chain. But to
answer your question, if one
link were to be weakened the
chain would break, and a chain
is only as strong as its weakest
link. That is why you must not
let one of these 1 0 links become
weakened by rust. Don't store
this chain on a shelf or in a
glass case. Use it, for its metal
becomes stronger with use."
As he lowered the chain to the
counter I couldn't help but ask
another question.
"Sir, I noticed your hands as
continued on p. 8
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What School is this?
I came here in '82
To a school whose name I thought I knew
Then the Big Thing in '83
Was renaming good old S.M.C.
And now again in '84
Petitions float around once more
What I'm wondering is, in '85
Will we be finished with this changing jive
Let's pick a name and let it stay
So when friends ask me to what school I go
I won't have to hang my head and say. . .
"I don't know."
Brace Trigg
o
You Can Call Me JT
Moni Gennick
Who is JT7 Jook Ting Shim is
the president of this year's stu-
dent association. Last year he
came into the office with a slim
margin over his opposing can-
didate, Denise Read. There are
some who speculate that his
desire for the office came out of
a quest for power rather than
good intent.
In defense of himself JT stated
that he feels active elections are
important. "How could I en-
courage others to run on their
qualifications while refusing to
run on my own?" he asked.
"Also, if you want to have a
say in how things should be
done you need to be involved,"
JT does seem to be an ad-
vocate of the "get involved"
action he recommends. During
his years at Southern he has
served two one-year terms as a
senator and edited four editions
of SC's telephone directory,
The Numerique.
Last year he served as vice-
president of SA, an office
which he ran for in three
straight elections. "If
something is worth it," JT
commented, "don't be afraid
to alter strategies-just never
give up."
JT attributes his win in the
spring of '83 to a well-
structured campaign that "pull-
ed out all the stops." From of-
fice of vice-president, JT went
on to be president, in a very
similar campaign.
Aside from these major of-
fices, JT has also involved
himself in various campus
I orsanizations such as the
Amateur Radio Club and the
student cnapler of IABC.
As president of the student
association, JT acknowledges
his load of responsibility yet
feels that his qualifications can
the
Although he
somewhat skirted the subject of
any major plans the SA intend-
ed to implement this school
year, he stressed the importance
of "good communication with
follow through," dealing with
anything from refunds to sim-
ple complaints. He would also
like to increase school spirit.
The phone system is another
area JT would like to influence,
though a remark that "buying
the phone company seems to be
the only course to any real ac-
tion" seems to indicate that
working with the phone com-
pany tends to be a slow process.
A plan dealing with SA in-
volvement in the weekly
fellowship dinners at the Col-
legcdale church is also a plan
that the SA has taken on under
JT's leadership.
JT also has found his leader-
ship roles to be a learning ex-
perience encompassing such
things as learning how to con-
duct meetings to dealing and
communicating with people on
a variety of different levels. "I
like my position because I'm
able to meet a lot of people
also," JTsaid. "Onecanlearn
something from everybody that
is unique, and in doing so, it
makes life so much more plea-
sant for all."
Where does JT expect his stu-
dent political career to take him
in the future? "I'd like to keep
the political option open," JT
said, "though I'm really in-
terested in management and
administration."
JT will graduate this spring
with a double major of com-
puter science with a business
emphasis and communica-
tions/journalism.
His message to the student
body is "Ifyou say you will do
something-follow through "
THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMINGANURSEINTHEARMY.
And they're both repre-
sented by the insignia you wear
I as a member of the Army Nurse
I Corps. The caduceus on the left [
I means you're part of a health care
I system in which educational and
I career advancement are the rule,
J not the exception. The gold bar L_
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
Clifton, NJ 07015.
armynursecorps.be all you can be.
Gano Achieves Highest
MCAT at Southern College
Ron Aguilera
The MCAT is very familiar to
those aspiring a medical profes-
sion. The Medical College Ad-
missions Test score is used as
acceptance criteria for those
entering medical school. With
this in mind medical students
prepare themselves to tackle the
MCAT. This is where David
Gano comes in. David tackled
the MCAT, and he tackled it
with style. David Gano now
holds the all-time high score on
the MCAT here at Southern
College with a score of 75. This
beat the record previously held
at 72 by Penny Duerksen. With
this score David has assured
himself acceptance to any
medical school. To give an idea
of how well David did, one
should know that Harvard
University's MCAT acceptance
score is 65.
David Gano was born in
Gainsville, Florida on
November 7, 1963. He attend-
ed Forest Lake Academy,
where he graduated from in
1981. Then he came here to
Southern College as a chemistry
major. Although he always
strove for academic success, he
was never obsessed by grades.
Aside from his academics,
David was always involved in
extra-curricular activities. He
has been in Die Miester Singers
and on the gymnastic team as
an acrobatic clown for three
years. He toured as part of a
quartet to various area churches
and also invloved himself in
intramurals.
Last summer Dave worked as
the Waterfront Director at
Camp Kulaqua. He is now cur-
rently in Ponape, Marshall
Islands, as a student missionary
and is planning to enroll at
Loma Linda University next
fall.
Those who know Dave say
they know him to be a well-
rounded, easy going,
spiritually-oriented guy with a
great sense of humor. It's great
to know that there are students,
such as Dave, that show ex-
cellence in Christian education
and commitment to Christian
goals and standards at
Southern College. The'
Southern A ccent commends
Dave for his efforts!
Student Missionaries
Write Home
My classes are very interesting.
I teach levels 1, 2, and 3 and Bi-
ble classes. Also, I do private
tutoring. My students are eager
to learn English. They always
ask me questions about myself
and America. My students like
to bring little gifts to me. They
say that they like me as a
teacher. They laugh with me
when I try to pronounce their
names. We have a Friday night
vespers at our house and now
we have about 12 people com-
ing. We are encouraging the
students to come. I have really
enjoyed it here so far. I know
1 will be able to help the Thai
people. They are very friendly
to me. I thank God for making
it possible for me to be here I
pray that I will be able to do all
I can as a Christian friend and
teacher. Please pray for me
Also, it would be really nice to
gel a letter from vou once in a
while. We like to hear what's
up in the States.
Darlene Ledbetter
1 love the Orient and I loved
our orientation in Seoul, Korea.
We couldn't have had a better
speaker who was more uplifting
than Richard Barron. I enjoyed
all the singing we did together
too. After I got to Had Yai with
three friends, Jerry, Mark, and
Lori. We also found out that
they were having problems with
our work permits and that we
might have to stay a couple of
months in Bangkok. We didn't
want that, so the four of us
really began praying and form-
ed prayer bands. Everyone said
that it would be impossible but
on Tuesday the 26th we left
Bangkok for Haad Yai by train
and arrived on the 27th, thanks
to God's answer to all our
prayers. By the end of our first
week we had registered 260
students. I love Thailand and
am glad I came. Hi Mom, Dad,
Tammy, and, Fluffy (my
animal).
Tina Bottsford
medals). But we (and
other voluntary blood o
ters) do need your con
tinued support Blood.
David,
counted
onus.
Brock. . .
that in addition to display-
I jng students* art work, the
gallery can be used for other
fine art exhibits which will be
available to the community as
well as college students.
The ground floor will house
FM 90.5-WSMC in one end.
The station area has been
specially constructed with foam
insulation and other features to
I reduce outside noise and in-
1 terference. Also on the ground
I floor will be the Audiovisual
I classrooms, with darkroom
| facilities. Provision has been
or a videotaping studio
I where someday telecommunica-
|tions may be taught.
Dr. Wayne Vandevere, Chair-
n of the Division of Business
nd Office Administration add-
led that the new building will
|contain a typing and business
machines lab and will also
house the division's six
"dedicated" word processors
I (word processors that can stand
I alone as one unit). The Business
classrooms will be equipped
with tables rather than the
I traditional desks. Incidentally,
I the Division of Business and
I Office Administration will be
I the first to move into the
| building.
Brock Hall itself is a beautiful,
I three-story brick building with
I large windows and two porches
I taking advantage of the view to
e east. The inside is decorated
browns and grays with a
-se-tone, patterned carpet in
[ the halls. For anyone who has
:ver tried to sneak in late into
i crowded classroom at Lynn
I Wood, most of the rooms in
Brock are large; some even
| have several doors. There are
amphitheater-style
| classrooms on the third floor.
Brock Hall has been named
j for Richard A. Brock, presi-
I dent of the Richmar Company,
1 Inc. Mr. Brock is a supporter of
I Southern College and has been
I most influential in raising the
| money for the fine arts project.
Brock Hall's dedication
I ceremony is tentatively schedul-
f ed for November 29.
Martin and His Message
Norman Hobbs
Southern College is proud to The Week of Prayer theme is
have Elder Doug Martin as its "How to Get on Track." Mon-
guest speaker during this week day night was the first meeting
of spiritual emphasis. Elder of this week of spiritual em-
Martin was born in South phasis, and during the meeting
Dakota and attended Madison Elder Martin told some
Academy for his secondary humorous incidents which had
education. He received his col- happened to him. He talked
lege training from Kettering, about his "light-blue waffle
Newbold, and graduated from iron"; and thanks to his joking
Southern College in 1975. Doug description of an Indonesia
and his wife, Jeri, have spent hospital, everyone who attend-
four dedicated years as student ed the meeting now knows
missionaries in Indonesia, where Garfield is from. Turn-
Doug and Jeri have four ing from the light side, Martin
children: two seven-year-old told about a serious accident in
sons adopted in Indonesia, a -which he was involved, but he
four-year-old son born in came to the conclusion that
Florida, and a six-month-old God had put him in the right
daughter born in Ohio this place at the right time. Draw-
year. Elder Martin is currently ing parallels from his stories
teaching Bible classes at Spring and Bible references.^ such !
Valley Academy in Dayton,
Ohio.
DRINKING AND DRIVING
CAN KILL A FRIENDSHIP
Isaiah 44:3, 65:24, Jeremiah
29:1 1, and John 9, Elder Mar-
tin expressed that the "solution
came before the problem." The
Lamb was slain from the foun-
dation of the world. "The cure
to our problems, the Messiah,"
Elder Martin stated, "has
always been and always will be.
With this omnipotent cure, we
can 'get on with salvation' as
we wait on our returning
Saviour." Elder Martin ex-
plained, "He (Jesus) is the one
who came to us by His own
choice, yet was sent at the
fullness of time. Now is the
time we must come to Him! We
can have the best for free! By
accepting Christ, we change
from ordinary to extraor-
dinary." Elder Martin ended
Monday's service by calling
"ordinary people to come to
the Lord and to start a
homeward journey."
A Tomboy's Advantage
Campus Digest News Service
Women who were tomboys
when they were younger are
more likely to become indepen-
dent, high-powered profes-
sionals, according to a recent
study of 125 middle-class
women by University of Kansas
psychologist Elizabeth Metzler-
Brennan.
Remaining assertive seems to
come easier to women who
started out free of sexual
stigmas associated with more
masculine games and toys, said
Metzler-Brennan.
According to the study,
women who wanted to be doc-
tors, scientists or politicians as
6-year-olds had better chances
of attaining those goals by their
mid-30s than did women with
more traditonally feminine at-
titudes, who chose homemak-
ing or traditionally feminine
professions later.
3
Sports Corner Commentary
J. Randolph Thuesdee
This was certainly unexpected.
At least someone could have
forewarned me. Even if so-
meone had, though; I probably
wouldn't have believed a word.
All of a sudden, my whole
world has changed. Can it be
that, after all these years, the
Chicago Cubs are finally going
to win the National League's
Eastern Division? What hap-
pened to tradition? What hap-
pened to the "May Fade?", the
"June Swoon?", the "July
Slide?", the "August Bust?",
the "September Fall?". We're
runnin* out of time here. If the
Cubs are going to die down,
would someone please tell me?
Accent Editor Dennis Negron
would be glad to do that honor.
He's a Mets fan.
But surely, I must be dream-
ing. Are these the same guys
who for 38 years sang "Wait till
next year" every year and even
had a copyright? They can't be.
The guys I'm used to seeing are
those who bobble the ball on
the potential last out of the
game only to let the tying run
score. The guys I'm used to are
the ones who hit pop-ups with
the bases loaded and no one out
three consecutive times. The
guys I'm used to are the ones
who can't catch pop-ups hit by
their opponents.
Who are these 1984 im-
postors? They just can't be
Cubs! The guys I'm used to are
the ones who are stepping
stones for other teams on their
way to the division crown, the
guys who score 22 runs and still
lose because the other guys
scored 23, the guys who star on
the "bloopers" segment of
"This Week in Baseball," the
guys whose manager cusses out
the fans for coming out to the
games just to boo the Cubs for
they had just blown yet another
one (You should have heard
that tape. I never knew such
words were in the English
language.). Those guys, I
remember them well.
But these guys today are
be
ailed
"America's Team's" partly
because of Super Station
WGN-TV Chicago and partly
because of all the migrated
players on the team-which is
why Dallas Green, formerly of
the Philadelphia organization,
is looking like a genious. This
year is a case in point.
In January, Green looked at
his stack of cards for the up-
coming season. He was unim-
pressed, to say the least. His top
starting pitcher of 1983 was
Chuck Rainey. Green went out
and acquired Scott Sanderson
from the Montreal Expos and
traded away Carmello Martinez
to San Diego. Immediately,
people began to remind Green
of the infamous Lou Brock
trade of years gone by. The guy
they got was out of baseball in
less than a year and we all knew
what happened to that poor
castoff, Mr. Brock.
Green looked at his outfield
and was confused. He had a
first-baseman playing center
field in Leon Durham and a
left-handed right fielder who
couldn't hit left-handed pit-
ching in Mel Hall. He also had
a left fielder who was inconsis-
tent in Jay Johnstone. So what
did he do? He traded reliever
Bill Campbell to Philly for
Gary Matthews and Bob Der-
nier, a real center-fielder. This
caused friction, obviously.
Durham was moved to first-
base to push popular veteran
Bill Buckner to the oak. Mat-
thews was inserted in left to
push Johnstone to Buckner's
side, and Hall was later traded
to Cleveland-otherwise known
as major league baseball's
purgatory-for Rick Sutcliffe,
George Frazier, and Ron
Hassey. Buckner had been trad-
ed to Boston for Dennis
Eckersley by this time. He ac-
quired Richie Hebner as a free-
agent and hired Jim Frey {1980
Kansas City Royals) to be his
manager. He swore that he
would make Cub fans happy by
producing a winning ballclub.
Cub fans had been condition-
ed to losing so long that the on-
ly winner they ever had were the
1969 team managed by Leo
Durocher that held the team in
first place for the majority of
the season until the Miracle
Mets washed all those dreams
away. Cub fans were skeptical
Statistics
about Green's daring dealing.
"What is he doing?", they'd
say. He's trying to bring a win-
ner. "They'll never be as good
as the '69 club." 1969 is gone.
"But what happened to Don
Kessinger, Glen Beckert, Ran-
dy Hundley, Jim Hickman, Bil-
ly Williams, and Ferggie
Jenkins?" Who?
"You know, Milt Pappas,
Ken Holtzman, Vic Harris,
Dave Kingman, Steve
Onteveros, and Larry Gura?"
You must be kidding.
"O.K., O.K., Eamie Banks."
Never heard of him. . .Wait a
minute, is he kin to Earnie
Pheirim?
But anyway all those old Cubs
were losers since 1945. That's
the last time the Cubs were in
the World Series. That fact is
older than Dean Qualley.
Rumor had it that if the Cubs
were ever to get close again,
America would have to win
another war. They thought they
had it in 1969, but just like
Vietnam they were beaten by
those communists, the New
York Mets. This year the com-
mies were at it again, trying to
spoil the Cub's fun. The Mets
themselves had a very good
year led by Keith Hernandez
and Dwight Gooden, the rookie
sensation on the mound. But in
head-to-head competition, the
Cubs won nine of the last 13
games. Other than head-to-
head competition, the Mets and
the Cubs played pretty even this
year. Usually that means fifth
and sixth place in the NX.
East. But this year they are 1-2
and it is definitely not a fluke.
So what, I picked them to finish
fifth and sixth in last March's
issue? For that matter, who
cares that I went 0-4 in my
preseason predictions?
Baltimore, the Chicago White
Sox, the Montreal Expos, and
the Braves all let me down. I
told you it wasn't gospel, but
my boss is making me feel like
Bulwinkle when he said, "Hey
Rocky, watch me try to pull a
rabbit out of my hat!"
Rocky: "Again?"
Bulwinkle: "Nothin's up ma
sleeeeeve. . . Presto!!!"
Nothing.
Thuesdee's Baseball Preseason Predictions
American League
National League
East
East
Baltimore
Montreal
Toronto
Philadelphia
Detroit
St. Louis
Milwaukee
Pittsburgh
New York
Chicago
Boston
New York
Cleveland
West
West
Atlanta
Chicago
Los Angeles
Oakland
San Diego
California
San Francisco
Texas
Houston
Kansas City
Cincinnati
Minnesota
Seattle
Baseball Standings as of Sept. 18, 1984
American League National League
Men's Slowpitch
Men's
Slowpitch
*East Standings
*West
Standings
Women'
Slowpitch
Team Wins Losses
Team
Wins Losses
Team
Wins Losses
4 0
Hinklc 3 0
3 1
Pellom
McClung 3 1
Schnell
2 2
Felix
Dubois
2 2
Heinsman
Faculty 1 2
Jewelt
2 2
Hassencahl
Price 0 4
Joiner
1 3
Yapshlng
0 2
Jimenez 0 4
Ramey
0 3
Hartman
0 2
Detroit
Toronto
Baltimore
New York
Boston
Cleveland
Milwaukee
Kansas City
Minnesota
California
Oakland
Chicago
Seattle
Texas
Chicago
New York
Philadelphie
St. Louis
Montreal
Pittsburgh
San Diego
Houston
Atlanta
Los Angeles
Cincinnati
San Francisco
•Tuesday's gunes nut included.
Southern Cynic
Southern Mis&^gary College
Art Jordan
Recently my old friend, Dr. things for young men and
Alexander Slop, took me on a women to say to each other. By
guided tour through a building teaching these meaningless
that contained an experiment heart throbs to prime marriage
dubbed "Project Matrimony." prospects throughout the coun-
"It seems," Slop told me, try, we expect to see a definite
"that more and more young increase in weddings."
people are finding it convenient "Great gangling gizzards!" I
to forget marriage and are jum- cried when I peered in the door
ping straight into living of the next room. "What's go-
together instead. The purpose ing on in there?"
of this experiment is to find Slop laughed at my reaction,
ways to re'establish the old "This, my friend, is where we
marriage bonds and see if the teach young men the true art of
'American hitch' can once kissing. If our theory is correct,
again become the rule rather the ladies will be so flustered
than the exception." after being smooched by one of
We began the tour by looking our students that they'll say
in through the door of the first 'yes' to anything, including a
room where secretaries were marriage proposal." I headed
pouring over books and die- through the door for a quick
tail. "Who i
i the
funny red suit?" I whispered to jors." There v
Slop replied, a smirk still on his courage matrimony. "We've
face. " Salesmen are on the just had a breakthrough," he
phones trying to convince these explained. "Now it's simply a
fellows to become theology ma- matter of putting the potion in-
tionaries of every sort.
"What's going on in there?"
I wanted to know.
"This," Dr. Slop replied, "is
our 'sweet-nothings' room. It is
here where we find romantic
lesson, but Slop caught my
arm. "We must continue our
tour," he lectured, "and
besides, you don't have full
security clearance."
As we continued down the
my friend.
"That," Slop chuckled, "is
Cupid, theproject'sdirector."
"What!" I was not whisper-
ing this time. "I thought that
Cupid was a naked little baby
that had wings and carried a
bow and arrow—not a
pitchfork!"
After laughing uncontrollably
for almost two minutes, embar-
rassing me completely, Dr. Slop
exclaimed that he was "quite
surprised and much amused"
to find that I believed in such
"fairy-tale hogwash."
Attempting to change the sub-
ject, I asked why the next room
was full of people talking on
telephones. "This is where we
contact all the young men who
are preparing to go to college,"
) end to the to pills that look like little green
surprises. Before I could even M & M's
ask the meaning of this, my "Everything I've seen today
tour guide was speaking again, has been quite thrilling and very
"You see, in order to better surprising, to say the least," I
their chances of getting called commented at the end of the
to a church, a prospective tour. 'Project Matrimony' is
minister needs to get married, completed."
What better way to increase the "We hope to incorporate the
number of weddings than to in- project into a full-fledged
crease the number of business," Slop said
preachers." What could I say? thoughtfully. "We're just
These people had thought of waiting to get all the bugs out."
everything. What are you going to call the
The tour was not yet com- business?" I wanted to know,
pleted. Chemists were busy We've thought about that,"
working with sophisticated- the good doctor replied. "The
looking equipmemt in the next
room. Dr. Slop explained that
they were trying to find a for-
mula that would get the body
chemistry running at a faster
pace and hopefully would en-
board of directors has just set-
tled on a reasonable and simple
name-Southern Matrimony
College."
Reprinted from the February
12, 1981 issue.
September Is . . .
* Coeds, after inspecting
department store windows,
E.O. Grundset * All sorts of campus clubs get- mai( order . catalogs, and
* Fall flowers filling the ting organized-all of them with fashion shows, suddenly being
pastures, roadsides, and hills BIG plans complete with a struck with the fact that skirts
with an exuberant burst of plethora of enticing events: for fau gjt qinte iong and tnat
yellow, mauve, and purple- campouts, trips, picnics, special there's not a whole lot they can
Joe-pye weed, ironweed (this get-togethers in nearby can- ^0 wjtn \ast year's clothes
year's crop of purple flowers yons, mountains, rivers, and (especially since everything this
are six feet tall because of all national forests-the over- year js jn some sna(je 0f purpie
that rain), sunflowers, and whelmed student wonders just
how many clubs he can cons-
cientiously handle;
Schools: Discipline Discuss-
ed Nationwide
many varieties of goldenrods;
not to forget the crepe myrtle,
marigolds, and flaming red
cock's combs beguiling the
campus flower beds;
•The presidential and other
political races reaching new
heights of oratory (promises,
* Yard sales, garage sales, an- slurs, and counter-slurs), and
tique shows, flea markets, boredom, with everyone
sidewalk specials, parking lot wondering secretly, "Can we
sale-a-thons, fairs, festivals, possibly survive six more weeks
of this?"
Campus Digest News Service
What are parents of school-
age children concerned about
most? According to recent opi-
nion polls, the answer is
discipline in the schools.
As part of its increased em-
phasis on school discipline, the
Reagan administration is con-
sidering amendments to a
federal law that would overturn
a 1975 U.S. Supreme court
ruling.
Officials in the White House
spiration of the summer Olym- and justice department, as well
pics' glow) going all out for as Secretary of Education Ter-
plaid)— all of which
leads to the age-old complaint,
"But, Mother, I don't have a
thing to wear;"
* The end of baseball and the
beginning of football, with lots
of people (still basking
aerobics, gymnastics, running,
jogging, cycling, anything
that's exercise, and creating
small traffic jams when cars try
to avoid the more ambitious
athletes on the roads;
rell Bell, agree that
ministration will submit a brief
to expand disciplinary powers
dealing with drug-pushing or
unruly students.
The additional effort will not
be an additional cost to the ad-
ministration, but teacher
unions maintain that more
money is needed to improve
schools.
Sufficient funds have always
been a problem for schools like
Chicago's Providence-St. Mel
High School. The school was
almost closed in 1978 by the
Chicago Archdiocese, but n
schoolteachers' ability to deal principal Paul Adams bought
with misbehavior was greatly the 56-year-old school on the
impaired by the 1975 Wood v
Strickland case, in which four
girls were suspended for spik-
ing a school punch bowl with
beer.
The girls' legal rights had been
violated, said the Supreme
Court, and the school officials,
as individuals, were liable for
lawsuits because the students
were not given due process
before their suspension.
* Students discovering after the
Welcome-to-the-course
speeches have worn out, that
teachers are really "pouring it
on;" these same students are
not especially amused or com-
forted when their professors
advise them to "cheer up. . .
things will get tougher;" Largely because of that case ference at the school, Adams
• Migrating hawks riding the and its our-hands-are-tied ef- says Besides strict discipj
thermals between Lookout and fee.s, a two-t,ered pol.t.cal ef- dur.ng the day .G™*
Signal Mountains, warblers fort by the just.ee and educa- automa .c suspens.on for sk.p
a , , . .: J f~i<,rnte ic .mrloruiav nino a MflCSl. Students QO tflTef
pausing for a few hours on their
West Side.
A fund-raising drive with
President Ronald Reagan as
honorary chairman has been
organized, and so far, $1.7
million has been collected for
capital improvements and to
help students with $l,200-a-
year tuition.
Last year, 100 percent of St.
Mel's graduates went on to col-
lege. Discipline is the r
put power back in the hands
of school officials.
The administration is now
considering application of a
"good-faith" test to potential
suits filed by students against
oMhT gorgeous foliage school officials; proof of malice
hanges soon to engulf us; would be required before
damages could be collected.
The beginning of Autumn. In a related case, the ad-
i departments is underway ping a class), students do three
southward journeys,
already starting to turn
(dogwood, sourwood,
sassafras, black gum) and all
the trees now showing a
yellowish-green tinge-a pro-
hours of homework at night.
The increased government ac-
tion to strengthen school of-^^
ficials' punishment power was ^m
spurred by a recent White
House study entitled "Disorder
in Our Public Schools," which
pointed out some legal
obstacles standing in the way of
effective school discipline.
o
[ and i
:ted
of
Chain. . .
you were talking about the
chain, and I observed wounds.
What happened?" I asked.
Tears came to his eyes as He
said, "Many years ago my
father sent me on a search for
his lost children, but not
everyone welcomed my arrival.
This saddened me deeply, for
my father loves his children. He
would do anything for them.
That was why He sent me, to
show them the way home.
He paused a moment then
continued. "My search brought
great sadness to my heart, for
many would not accept my
father's invitation and sought
to end my life. In many hearts
the chains of my father's love
had grown brittle, and many
links were broken, their words
forgotten. Many chains were so
rusted, in fact, that some fail-
ed to recognize me as my
father's son and just considered
mean irritation to their lives."
Then he brightened up, and a
smile spread across his face.
"However," he continued,
"some did recognize me; their
chains had been studied and re-
mained strong. They accepted
my father's gift from having
known me. That is the real
value of this chain, when so-
meone sees my work and sees
my father's love for them in
it."
"The enemies of my father
sought i
blasphemy. They said 1 wasn't
who I claimed to be. Yet how
were they to know who I was;
their chains were all broken and
they had nothing to go on to
disprove my claim. So, in anger
they convicted me, and 1 was
nailed to a cross for all to see."
"But you know," he con-
tinued, "death has no hold on
As he stepped from behind the
counter I could see the wounds
in his feet, for he wore sandals.
"His love was that great?" 1
"Yes son, he loves you just as
I do, for we are fishers of men.
There is no other way home ex-
cept by the path which passes
beneath the cross. The links in
this chain are so that you might
know my father as I do and
love him as he loves you."
"Sir, I don't believe I asked
your name; what is it?" I
asked.
"My name is Jesus."
As He spoke 1 saw a twinkle
in his eyes.
"I love you Jesus," I respond-
ed. "What you have given to
me today I will treasure always.
I will use what you have given
me and share it with others."
He nodded as He said, "Yes,
that's the best way to keep it.
By sharing, you will become
strong. The chain will hold you
|k firmly to me, for I will not let
W you go. Study this chain."
As I was leaving his shop with
my chain I glanced back over
my shoulder and saw him place
another chain, just like mine,
Continued from page 6
Statistics. . .
Men's Fastpitch
"A" Standings
Team Wins Losses
Men's Fastpitch
"B" Standings
Team Wins Losses
Misklewisc 3 1
Pierre 2 2
Sutton 2 2
Drab 1 3
Foresight
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Tuesday
Wednesday
The Florence Oliver Anderson
Nursing Series presents
Dorothy McNulty in "The
Nurse's Role in Home Health
Care" during the chapel period,
September 25, in Thatcher
Hall. As DRO becomes effec-
tive, hospitals are looking to
home-health care for patient
services. Ms. McNulty shares
this concern.
For anyone interested in atten-
ding UT at Memphis, several
health professionals from that
school will be here to discuss
Allied Health on September 25.
They will meet with interested
students in the cafeteria ban-
quet room at 12:00 noon. Ad-
visors will be able to help you
with questions on specific
health fields.
September 21
September 22
September 23
September 25
September 26
Vespers: Communion
Church Service: Doug Martin
♦8:30 p.m. Perspective Film Serie
7:30 p.m. Scandiafestival
Chapel: E. C. Ward
7:00 p.m. Traffic Court
GOLF TOURNAMENT
The Semi-Annual Golf Tourna-
ment will be held on October 7,
1984. This tournament will be
a four-man "select shot" play
and will be play at Fall Creek
Falls State Park. The entrance
fee is $20.00 for students and
$25.00 for non-students. This
fee covers green fees, electric
cart, organizational expenses
and prizes. Any interested
golfers should contact Ted
Evans (coordinator) at the gym-
nasium (238-2854) by Septem-
ber 28.
Note from Gym:
Intramurals 1984: Sign-up for
Hawaiian Flagball at the gym
office, 238-2850. The last day
to sign-up is Tuesday, Septem-
ber 25.
Classifieds
2552 HOT LINE: Sports! SA
Activities! Chapel Programs!
Who's playing each evening?
Who's in first place? What's
going on for chapel? What's
happening Sabbath afternoon
and Saturday night? Be inform-
ed by dialing 2552, and remem-
ber that for all you do this line's
for you.
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Southern /fccent
Volume 40, Number 4
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
September ?7, 19S4
Organ Is On Its Way
'elanie Boyd
years Southern Col-
and the Collegedale corn-
unity have been eagerly
raiting the arrival of the
rombaugh organ. In 1978 the
itracts were drawn up and
ned for purchasing the
,000 organ, and now it is
; way to Southern College,
coming to us from Eugene,
egon, disassembled on a
foot trailer truck,
the weeks to follow its ar-
jval, John Brombaugh, the
Jesigner and builder of the
organ, is sending his craftsmen
lo spend about five 'to eight
eeks putting it all together in
sanctuary of our campus
iuirch. Afterwards, each Sab-
can expect to hear the
ipes that have been voiced the
week by John Brom-
augh. It will take him six to
ine months to individually
voice all the pipes and
perfect, overall sound
lat will acoustically accom-
lodate the needs of our
anctuary.
Opus 26, the name of the
organ, is probably the largest
I'Tracker" pipe organ in North
ftmerica. It contains approx-
imately 5,000 pipes, each in-
dividually hand-crafted and
molded. Every detail of the
organ is made by hand-the
pipes, the keyboard, the thin
strips of wood-called
"Trackers"-which connect key
to pipe valve, and even the
beautiful wooden oak case that
holds all the pipes and
mechanics together.
Many have wondered why
we should spend so much
money on an organ when we
can purchase another for so
much less. The main reason is
that it is so much more sensible
to buy an organ that will last
for hundreds of years and still
keep up the quality sound.
Opus 26 won't die out in twen-
ty years like so many electronic
organs will because it has the
ability to last up to 300 years.
Plus the new organ will pose as
an investment as the years go
by; the value will increase.
Also, the organ is boosting
public relations for S.C., in that
organists from all over the U.S.
and Europe will be coming to
play and hear this fantastic in-
strument. Mrs. Judy Glass,
Associate Professor of Music at
S.C., says that everyone will be
able to hear a distinct difference
in the Brombaugh organ as
compared to the sound of the
electronic organ currently being
used. "It really makes music!"
she says.
Opus 26 in January.
The Joker is Not a Joke
The Joker, student directory
of Southern College, which is
published by the Student
Association, has still not been
distributed. Each year during
the elections for Student
Association offices, candidates
for Joker editor almost always
pledge to get the directory out
in record time. This year,
however, people are wondering
when they will finally receive it.
New Orleans: Ready for Us
The;
e than enough
fotel space and seating for
inyone planning to attend the
'4th General Conference Ses-
New Orleans next June
17 through July 16, according
} information released by
ieneral Conference assistant
easurer Don Robinson, ses-
ion manager.
The site of the session-the
'uPerdome--covers 52 acres
and seats up to 95,000 people.
The city of New Orleans has
housands of available hotel
ooms.
All official delegates to the
Ksion and their support staffs
11 be advised through their
^ploying organizations con-
erning travel and room reser-
ations. Visitors may make
heir own hotel reservations
irectly with hotels in New
Cleans or through Travel Lite
ompany, the official travel
'gent for the G.C. Session, at
5^1 Lincoln Road, Miami
Beach, FL 33139 USA. The
company's telephone numbers
are (305) 672-0308 and the toll
free (800) 327-8338. The Telex
numbers are 441582 and
4950728. Without cost to the
church, Travel Lite has
negotiated favorable rates with
hotels in a variety of price
ranges and various distances
from the Superdome.
Travel Lite will handle com-
puterized registration for all
delegates and visitors and will
provide a "Find a Friend" ser-
vice indicating where all
registrants are staying in New
Orleans.
Those interested in camping in
the area should contact the
Greater New Orleans Tourist
and Convention Commission,
334 Royal St., New Orleans,
LA 70 1 30, for a list of available
campgrounds. The telephone
number of the commission is
(504) 566-5011.
The daily program of the ses-
sion will begin at 7:45 a.m. with
music and devotionals, follow-
ed by a business session from
9:30 to noon. "Window on the
World" (a film program show-
ing Adventist world work) and
session committees begin at
1:30 p.m., after which business
sessions meet from 3:15 to 5:15.
Evening programs will feature
reports of the world divisions of
the church. The evening
schedule is as follows: Sabbath,
June 29, Northern Europe and
North America; Sunday, June
30, Euro-Africa and South
America; Monday, July 1,
Africa-Indian Ocean and Far
East; Tuesday, July 2,
Southern Asia and Australa-
sian; Wednesday, July 3,
China/USSR and East Africa;
and Thursday, July 4, Middle
East/South Africa and Inter-
America.
Sabbath, June 29, will feature
a "Festival of Praise" and
"Strategy '90" at 2 p.m. The
Mission Pageant, a highlight of
the session, will be on the se-
Continued on page 7
From the information that
the Southern Accent has
gathered it appears that Joker
editor Reg Rice is innocent of
causing the delay. When plan-
ning to publish the Joker,
editor Rice wanted to produce
better quality pictures of the
students on the Orlando Cam-
pus than had been published in
previous years. He contracted
with Olan Mills to take the pic-
tures, and they promised him
they could get the pictures to
him in two to three weeks. This
would have meant that the pic-
tures would have been delivered
the last week in August or. the
first week in September. We are
now in the third week of
September, and on the 22nd the
pictures arrived.
The College Press is allowing
themselves two weeks to print
the Joker once they have re-
ceived all the materials. Reg
Rice claims that the Joker staff
has been ready for two weeks;
therefore, they are on schedule.
Thus, the holdup from Olan
Mills is the only reason that the
publication of the directory has
not been completed. From this
we can logically deduce that we
can look for the Joker to be
distributed sometime within the
next two to four weeks.
What's in store for the
students once they do receive
the Jokerl There have been
several changes made in this
year's directory. A third line
has been added to the informa-
tion listed under each picture
stating the social status of each
individual. Hopefully this will
save a person from the embar-
rassment of asking out a mar-
ried student to pizza and film in
the cafeteria. Another added
feature is an even more exten-
sive information list including
local churches, recreation in
Chattanooga and the surroun-
ding area, campsites, parks,
and other informative data. A
final revision is found in the
quality of the Joker. Editor
Rice claims that it has really
been upgraded.
Rice says that he apologizes
for the delay, but the reasons
for the delay were beyond his
control. He is positive,
however, that everyone will be
satisfied with the new Joker
when they finally get it. "Just
be patient," he says.
Index
Editorial p. 2
Reflections p. 3
We the People .....p. 4
News Briefs .......p. 5
Sports p. 6
Southern Cynic ....p. 7
Garfield .........p. 7
Classifieds p. 8
Foresight « p. 8
Your Turn ..p. 8
3
Editorial
How High a Standard?
This past w«k I »as talking to a good friend of mine about
the different standards of our church. Specifically, we were
relating to each other how there are variant opinions about b.ke
riding on the Sabbath. The person said that she used to bike nde
on the Sabbath all the time and that she saw nothing wrong with
the practice. I related that I had a hard time seeuig myself doing
such a thing. Then we came up with a probable reason for our
differing views. My friend had been raised in a rural area. A bike
ride in this setting where one is generally by himself and close to
nature could easily bring an individual closer to God. In contrast
I grew up in a city where a bike ride generally is a battle with
can stop lights, and pedestrians. Although the possibility is there,
most people do not become close to God in this situation. The
conclusion we came to was that our backgrounds dictated how
high of a standard we had in this area.
However, this conclusion does not mean that it is right for a
person to okay all that he does on the rationale that his
background •determines his higher or lower standard of morality
or religion. In areas that our church has not taken a stand or that
the Bible does not have a principle by which we can judge an ac-
tion as acceptable then, I come to reason that there are levels of
standards that are acceptable. Certainly one cannot condemn my
friend nor me for having variant opinions on bike riding. I am
able to see that people who do ride their bikes on the Sabbath
can keep the Sabbath just as well as those who take hikes. But
I am not ready to follow this course of action. And with the mind-
set that I have now, I probably would be wrong in doing it.
Seventh-day Adventists are known for their high standards.
Some people admire us for them; others think about us as
ridiculous for having them. Yet even in our church there are and
always will be different levels of standards in areas that our church
has not taken a stand. My responsibility, then, in this situation,
is to respect my fellow man, If, in fact, he has taken the Bible's
dictation that we do whatever is pure and true into account, then
he can be judged only by God. I have no right to force him to
change nor to judge him as wrong. An action of this sort puts
me in the wrong.
I Editor
I Assistant Editor
Layout Editor
Advertising Manager
Circulation Manager
Typsetters
Sports
Photographers
Reporters
STAFF
Dennis Negron
John Seaman
Bob Jones
Steve Morris
Jay Dedeker
Lyonette Jones
Pam Steiner
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
J. Randolph Thuesdee
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovalski
Ron Aguilera
Michael Battistone
Melanie Boyd
La Ronda Curtis
Russell Duerksen
Moni Gennick
Lori Heinsman
Joni King
Brent VanArsdetl
Cindy Watson
Dr. Ben McArthur
Letters. . .
IS REAGAN POPULAR?
Dear Editor
I applaud you for taking an
interest in the 1984 presidential
elections by publishing the
essay on "Why is Reagan so
Popular?" in your September
13 issue. However, I think the
view that Reagan isn't so
popular deserves equal time.
Some of us do not view
Reagan as the "Great Com-
municator" or a "bully pulpit"
president, but as a master actor
who does well at reading ghost-
written speeches, and as a presi-
dent who is little more than a
bullied puppet.
As a future teacher, I find
Reagan's policies toward
education lacking. Not only has
he had the funds for certain
programs (bi-lingual classes,
for example) cut off, but he has
not proposed any new pro-
grams for supporting public
schools. As pointed out in a re-
cent television documentary,
leaving schools to the county
and city systems could lead to
"two Americas" --one black
and one white, one rich and one
poor.
Reagan's ultra-conservative
political platform is one I find
difficult to support. Abortion
and prayer in public schools are
moral, personal issues that
should not be dictated by any
political government.
Reagan claims to have
benefitted the American public
by not raising taxes. In reality,
Reagan's tax cut helped people
making $80,000 a year pay
$7,000 less in taxes while those
earning $10,000 yearly ended
up paying $270 more in taxes.
The people paying more were
the ones who couldn't afford it
and who also will be effected by
the Reagan adminstration's
cuts to social programs.
Reagan's campaign is being
run on his personality and wit
(jokes which I don't find
humorous) and not on his
ideas. He hasn't spent much
time talking about the issues
that face America because he's
too busy trying to sing America
to sleep-singing songs about
what's right with America.
Reagan may well be a
"known celebrity," but so are
Donald Duck and Michael
Jackson, and I certainly
wouldn't want either of them as
president. I don't want a
celebrity decorating the oval of-
fice with his wife and his jelly
beans. I want a man who is in-
terested in the issues and who
doesn't need a tele-prompter to
respond to them. There's more
to the presidency than just a
nice smile.
Valerie Boston
VOTE REPUBLICAN
Dear Editor,
With November 6 only a lit-
tle more than a month away, it
is important for us to weigh the
pros and cons of the political
party elements. Most people
from this school, if they are
even reading the paper, pro-
bably looked at another article
when they read the words
political party. It seems that
most Adventist youth are not
interested in politics, which is
another way of saying you
don't care about the past, pre-
sent, or future and that you
would rather float aimlessly
through life letting others direct
you in your wanderings.
I'm sure that you have heard
of the evils of siding with a
political party. Well, there are
some evils that might help you
change your mind. As it was
stated in the Chattanooga News
Free Press on Sept. 19, 1984, in
"State Chief Says Demos Need
Help" the Democratic party
has adopted a proposal which
would "require 8t
Democratic structures to m0v
to integrate gays and lesbia '
into the party network "
This is a fact that so L
Adventist are aware of, butJ
is important to know! Ho
could anyone, unless gay 0r w
bian, especially Advent
Christians, vote for a party [hat
is integrating these people into
their system. Think about it
register, and vote-Republican]
Rovce j, eJ
What Makes
Students Mad
Campus Digest News Service
Two psychologists surveyed
200 college students recently,
compiling a sort of Top 10 tig
of pet peeves,
Chris Thurman and Frd
Lopez of North Texas State
University in Denton pri
their results in March
meeting of the American
Association for Counseling and
Development,
Heading the list: getting alow
grade. Next were having
belongings stolen, heavy
reading assignments,
classes and insufficient parking
on campus.
Thurman said that
events that students
trol aggravate them the most
ti general,
Silence
is the virtue
of fools.
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Reflections
J. Bruce Ashton
"In the beginning was the
Word." In all my ponderings
bbout beginnings or about
Bod, I would never have
thought of such a profound
|tatement as John makes. To-
Hay's cosmotologists are work-
ing toward the idea that "in the
beginning there was energy"--
[he strong force, the weak
force, the electro-magnetic
force, and the gravitational
force, all blended into one, all
ploding into the particles
ich became matter. But what
;ered the explosion? Where
id that concentration of ex-
losive energy come from?
The Christian who accepts
at "In me beginning God ..."
who reads in his New
'estament that God is love,
ight prefer to think, "In the
iginning was Love," and that
is true. Yet love, in order to
End fulfillment, needs someone
E)r whom love can be felt,
Rmeone to whom love can be
expressed.
A Word for You
Actually, of course, John
had to be right. God, with
whom the Word was, is a state-
ment of relationship, rather
than a name. We are still un-
sure of God's real name.
Elohim, El Shaddai, even
Jahweh, and all the other awe-
inspiring terms by which the
Hebrew referred to his God are
statements about some aspect
of His nature or His dealings,
rather than names as such. He
is, of course, willing for us to
call upon Him by any such term
as expresses our awareness of
His comprehensive greatness,
but His preferred form of ad-
dress is "Father." This, too, is
a statement of relationship.
How is it with your human
relationships? Do they not all
begin with a word? The
simplest greeting, "Hi," is the
opening (or re-opening) of an
acquaintance. Just as He must
have awakened Adam with a
friendly "Hello," so He con-
stantly reaches into our lives
with blessings-greetings which
invite us to re-establish contact
with Him. Our own greetings
are full of good will. We do not
say to even our enemies, as we
meet them on the sidewalk,
"May your grandmother die
before noon!" No matter how
habitual the words, our "Good
morning'"s are still wishes that
all may be well with those
whom we salute. How much
more is there good will toward
men in the greetings of our
God.
The next word is usually the
word of introduction. "Hello,
my name is ' ' gives the listener
a word by which I may be
thought of. "J. Bruce Ashton"
summarizes who I am, and
readily brings back to your
mind whatever you may know
of me. Most of us tend to be
very uneasy in the presence of
someone whose name we do
not know (or which we have
forgotten!). It is also true that
most of us will respond to any
of several names. To my kids,
I am either "Papa" or "Dad";
to my wife, "Bruce" (or any of
several sweet endearments); to
my grade-school playmates, I
used to be "Trashcan" (a
perversion of the last name, in
case you missed it); while my
father often called me
"Podunkus." I have even
answered (many times) to my
brother's name, since certain
people who knew the family
could never remember which
one of us I was.
Once the ice is broken, many
words usually follow. They
may convey interest in the other
person (usually these words are
assembled into questions), or
they may reveal information
about ourselves. They may be
words of instruction, of com-
mendation, of caution, of
reproof, of comfort. All of this
He was, and still is-this Word
who was with God, and who
was God.
How comforting to realize
that communication is so high
on God's list of priorities! Even
with all the super-novas and the
black holes, even as He is
guiding the wandering Arcturus
through the universe, He loves
to speak with me. Furthermore,
being such an outstanding
Word as He is, He knows the
necessity of being listened to—
and therefore of listening
Himself. No doubt His joy in-
creases as some gracious
greeting of His calls forth a
responding word of praise from
Indeed, how should we reply
to such a Word? We, too, are
words-words which symbolize
the fallenness of our race, yet
which also convey to Him the
beauty (His beauty) reflected
and restored in one He loves.
Your life is the medium, the
word, through which another
may hear the echo of His
greeting, and may find the
courage and humility to reply,
"My Lord and my God!"
Writers' Club Begins The Legacy Switching to Sciences
Join King
I Have you ever wondered
Sow a few words written by
lomebody you don't even know
Ian cause empathy with the
writer, emotions, and moods?
fey what process do cold words
lump out of a page and leave
ffou with a warm feeling? The
process is probably complex
But the writers in a small book
Balled The Legacy make it seem
jasy. The Legacy is a compila-
[on of poems, short stories,
orks, and photographs
:en from the best writings of
luthern College's students.
The pupose of The Legacy is
to encourage writing across all
diciplines from English majors
to P.E. or Physical Education
majors and give students a
chance to have their writings
widely read. The booklet is put
in every SDA college and
academy library. It also can be
bought for $1 .50 at the Campus
Shop, so fellow students can
appreciate the creative art and
writing talents of those who
had the honor of being includ-
ed. Some of those in the book
last year were Sue Ellen Couch,
Gart Curtis, Valerie Dick
Boston, George Turner, Dar-
win White, and Donna
Wolbert. For those interested in
a writing career, The Legacy
gives them a chance to show
their talents to future job
prospects.
The Legacy is a production
of the Southern Writer's Club
of which Ann Clark and Jan
Haluska, professors of English,
are the directors. This club in
turn is sponsored by the Divi-
sion of Arts and Letters. The
division chairman, Robert
Morrison is a vigorous sup-
porter of this publication.
Continued on page 8
Campus Digest News Service
In comparing students during
the 1976-77 and 1981-82 years,
college officials report a shift
from humanities to science
majors.
Two new surveys of depart-
ment chairmen, deans and
other academic officials have
been released by the American
Council on Education recently,
From those surveys, nearly
two-thirds of those humanities
officials questioned said the
best students were changing to
majors in the sciences. Their
counterparts in the sciences
agreed with the trend.
Employment opportunities-
or the lack of them-seem to be
to blame for the switch in
studies. Slightly over half of
those questioned blamed the
shift from undergraduate
humanities majors on a poor
job market, and 21 percent
more reported concern of get-
ting a job even after graduate
school.
Within the sciences, there was
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We the People . .
Geraldine Ferraro:
Big Deal?
All Purpose Political Speech
big step sym-
Garth Thoreson
My Fellow Americans, I feel 3 percent over the previous 4
the time has come for me to years. Tell me, what other par-
speak out. For I believe, as ty can make that claim,
many of us believe that we will. But we can't do it alone, for
all of us, as we have before and we believe as we've always
can, and must once again. If we believed and will continue to
are to be, and make no mistake believe that for without the
about it, we cannot afford not future, there can be no tomor-
be. For, and let me be r0w. It is important at this time
Russell Duerksen
Democratic National Con- Ferraro , ,,
vention San Franciso, bolically, it will not have much fectly clear about this, in the wnen our country has its back
1984 the vice-presidential of an effect on this fall's cam-
nomin'ee has just completed a paign. I feel that there are three
well-received acceptance speech major reasons for this,
and now stands on the podium, First of all, when all is said
accompioned by spouse and and done, Ferraro is a vice
family. A typical sight in presidential, not a presidential
American politics, yes, but candidate. A great majority of
past few months we have prov- to the wall that we realize how
ed beyond any doubt that we exciting that can be, and it is
do, and will continue to do, as only with one's back to the wall
we have before and can and can one move forward.. .for-
must once again. But.. .and this ward to the next wall,
is a big but, and however this Now I believe that we, and
decision only you when I say we... I mean i~
The
Southern Accent's
40'lh anniversary
issue is coining
on October 11.
Features and pictures I
from former issues
will be highlights.
Don't let this special |
issue pass you by!
what was not so typical
fact that the
voters vote on the basis of who yourselvffis ^ make, shall we? „f us, strong in our weakness
leads the ticket, and not on who Now , kn0W| and here I must yet weak in our strength, never
women, Geraldine Ferraro. For is the running mate. With the disagre(, for a moment, for fleeing from fear, yet never
the first time ever, a major clear decision between Reagan ^^ would this nation De fearing to flee, can so strive t
political party had nominated a and Mondale, few people will y/ithoat Ms great land of
woman for a national elective be voting on the differences
office. But how big a deal is it between Bush and Ferraro.
really in political terms? I feel Secondly, Ferraro is so
that it is a tremendous step politically similar to Mondale-
symbolically but as far as this -both are eastern liberals-that
year is concerned, it wiU have they attract the majority of
very little effect on the fall their support from the same
campaign. groups. Therefore, there is lit-
In a symbolic context, this tie attraction in other areas
was a tremendous step forward causing hardly any change in
as far as the social atmosphere the nature of the campaign.
of this country is concerned. Thirdly, the fact that Ferraro
is a woman will not have that
great an effect on the cam-
paign. Granted, there are many
that will vote for Ferraro just
because she is a woman;
however, as Elizabeith Dole
preserve, so strengthen the
30 percent, or to put it pillars of apathy and inequali-
another way, 30 out of every ty that we have labored so long
100, or to put it other terms 6.7 to build and prove to the world
out of every 22.4 representing that there are bigger, better and
greater crises ahead.
Official Results Congress Passes Gore's
sascsda Generic Drug Bill
For too many years, women
have been treated as second
class political citizens in this
country, being denied the vote
until 1920 and kept out of the
halls of government until the
present. I find that with greater stated at the Republican
then 50 percent of the popula- vention, the majority of
tion being women, the fact that
there are only 22 female con-
gresspersons out of
535 is a bit hard to swallow
a random occurrence. With t
mind, 1 highly applaud
Senate
Elections
going to vote based
many major
gender. There also is a signifi-
cant flip side to this issue. A
variety of polls have shown that
there is a significant, although
Walter Mondale's selection of regrettable, percentage that will
Geraldine Ferraro as his run-
ning mate. Her selection will
provide a necessary role model
for young women, proving that
anyone can seek high office and
opening the door for other
women candidates in 1988 and
beyond.
The symbolism may be
great," say some critics, but
what about qualifications? The
way I see it, Geraldine Ferraro
against Ferraro,
because she is a woman, and
this would tend to cancel the
Precinct 1
Precinct 2
Precinct 3
Precinct 6
Precinct 7
Precinct 8
Precinct 9
Precinct 10
Precinct 11
WASHINTON, D.C.—
Congress has approved legisla-
tion sponsored by Con-
gressman Albert Gore, Jr.
(D-6th) that could save con-
Kelly Jobe sumers who use prescription
Sheila Elwin drugs-particularly the elderly
Mitsue Yapshing and disabled-$l billion over
Susan Parker the next 10 years.
Bob Folkenberg The bill, which is expected to
Denise Read be signed into law, would allow
Debra Odell more generic drugs to be sold.
Cheryl Reinhardt Gore said the ligislation turers to produce only drugs
Bill Bass represents an agreement reach- that had been approved by the
Harry Brown ed between pharmaceutical Food and Drug Adrmnistradon
Ross Snider research companies and generic and patented at that
realized after hearing from so
many people at my open
meetings who were concerned
about the rising costs of
medicine that something had to
be done about it."
About 150 drugs, including
Valium, Indocin and Inderal
will be available in generic form
once the bill becomes law.
Current law, passed in 1962,
allows generic drug manufac-
f those voting for her Precinct 13
Precinct 14
Precinct 15
because she is one.
In conclusion, although Fer-
raro's selection is "no big deal"
in this fall's campaign, it is a
very big deal as far as women's
long range political oppor-
tunities go. Having taken the
first step, she has opened the
Precinct 12 Scott Yankelevitz drug makers. He said it would Drugs approved after ^cur-
rently cannot be produced uy
generic drug companies.
"This is the most significant
consumer drug legislation in 20
years," said Gore. "The last
such attempt to reform t»
David Denton allow generics to be sold for
Joseph Reppert drugs approved since 1962 as
Janice Beck soon as the drug's patent
Precinct 16 Lori Heinsman expires.
Precinct 17 Alice Rosczyk "This will open the flood
Precinct 18 Debbie Twombley gates for full generic drug
Precinct 19
Precinct 20
James Gershon petition resulting in dramatic modern health care system
Andy Nail price decreases for prescription made in the early 1960s ; by^ j |
drug users," Gore said.
• Sen. Estes Kefauver.
s well qualified to execute a door of national political op-
liberal policy structure (which I
strongly disagree with) as are
Walter Mondale, Tip O'Neal,
or Jimmie Carter, first as Nan-
portunity to all Americans. The
"Men Only" sign has been torn
down for good. Because of her,
cy Hassenboum and Elizabeth ning for high political office,
Doleareaswellqualifedtoad- including several candidates
from both parties running in
1988, equaling representation in
all the halls of power. Is that a
big deal-You bet!
Comment: Russell Duerksen
is a senior History /Computer
Science major pursuing a pre-
law program. The ideas, ex-
pressed in this column are his
own and do not necessarily
reflect the views of the
Southern Accent, the Student
Association, or Southern
College.
s well qualifed to ad-
Republican policy as
does Reagan, Bush, or Kemp.
And so far as foreign and
military affairs go, if Golder
Meir could send the Arabs
packing in the Six Day War, if
India's (Gandhi) could hold her
country together, and if Bri-
tain's Margaret Thatcher could
stand tall with the Argenti-
nians, any inference that our
American women could not do
just as well, or better, with the
Russians, would be ludicrous.
Although the selection of
THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both repre-
sented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse I
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
career advancement are the rule, '
— I not the exception. The gold bar I —
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. It you re
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 771:5,
Clifton, N] 07015.
ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALLYOU CAN BE.
Southwestern Adventist College Welcomes New ftesident J^ WGV FrOYYl CdftlDUS
Southwestern Adventist Col-
lege held its breath last Spring
following the decision of Dr.
Donald McAdams to terminate
his nine year term as president
of the institution. Under his
leadership, the college had ex-
perienced much growth and
maturity. It was the concern of
many that a new president
would be found who could con-
tinue to direct SAC wisely and
positively into the future.
On April 29, Dr. Marvin
Anderson was appointed the
21st president of the college. He
i the unanimous choice of
the ad hoc search committee,
and he was unanimously elected
by the college board on the First
ballot as well. At the time, he
s serving as vice president for
financial affairs at the college.
Dr. Anderson, 43, has many
years of experience at SAC. He
a business department pro-
fessor for five years, four of
■ which he was chairman of the
department. He has served as
president of Southwestern
Diversified Industries, the col-
lege's wholly owned business
conglomerate, for eight and a
half years. During this time,
SDI's revenues have increased
from under a million dollars a
year to 17 million dollars year-
ly. Anderson also served as col-
; president since 1976.
Since that time, the net worth
of the college has tripled.
Prior to his employment at
SAC, Anderson held many
other positions in the educa-
tional and business worlds. He
taught at Oak wood College,
Huntsville, Alabama; Loui-
siana Tech University, Rustin;
the University of Alabama,
Huntsville; Calhoun State Col-
lege, Decatur, Alabama; and
Drake Tech, Huntsville. He has
also taught courses at Tarrant
County Junior College. Before
beginning his teaching career,
he worked as a cost accountant
for the Univac Corporation and
a government purchasing agent
for the Redstone Arsenal in
Huntsville.
Because of his expertise in
the field of management,
Anderson is frequently called
on as a management consul-
tant, and he has spoken exten-
sively throughout the
Southwest on management
techniques. He is a member of
the Academy of Management
and the Western Economics
Association of College and
University Buiness Officers.
He holds the doctor of business
degree from Western Colorado
University, Grand Junction.
Reacting to his appointment,
Anderson said, 'When the
board called me in and told me
their decision, terror set in. I've
been part of this college ad-
ministration for the past nine
years, and I'm proud of what
we've done. With the Lord's
blessing, this college will pro-
vide even- more young people
with great education for lives of
Dr. Anderson's duties as
president will place him main-
ly in the role of overseer of the
college and in the task of public
relations. Much of his work will
be focused outside of the
college-dealing with alumni
and potential contributors to
the college. In addition, he will
still head up the 400-employee
SDI corporation.
Personal concern for the
students of the college has
shone through the president's
recent addresses to the student
body. His sensitive and caring
treatment of recent crises
among the student body have
been greatly appreciated. When
asked what kind of relationship
he wanted with the students on
campus, he made it plain that
he wanted it to be a very open
one. He wants to keep open
lines of communication with
the students, and he maintains
an open door policy. He says,
'There will be no secrets about
the operation of the college.'
At the end of tenure as presi-
dent, Anderson says, 'I would
like to think that I was fair,
open, and that I helped to put
together a small, efficient, high
quality college,' May God bless
him as he strives to provide this
kind of leadership.
Reprinted from Sept. 12, 1984
issue of the Southwesterner, the
student newspaper of SAC.
Snacks Are Back
more change in individual
disciplines, while the propor-
tion of students who stayed
within the humanities held
steady.
The two reports had big-time
financing; backing them were
the U.S. Department of Educa-
tion, the National Science
Foundation and the National
Endowment for the
Humanities.
"In both studies, officials
relied heavily on faculty percep-
tions in formulating their opi-
nions" based on the statistical
reports of their individual in-
stitutions , the survey said .
Questions about the quality of
undergraduate majors, ap-
plicants to graduate school and
doctoral degree recipients were
asked of the officials of 486 col-
leges and universities.
Contrary to much discussion
across the nation about declin-
ing quality in education, quali-
ty was not in question on the
collegiate surveys. Over half of
the institutions reported no
change in student quality.
Seventy-eight percent of the
humanities officials said they
have seen either no change or
an improvement in
undergraduate student
achievement.
Joni King
K.R.'s Place has finally
reopened, much to the relief of
students who don't want to
hike down to the CK after
cafeteria hours when they have
a sudden hunger attack from
the stresses of studying.
However, there won't be any
changes on the recipes or menu
except for one addition-candy
bars I The hours will be from
1-4 pm and 6-9 pm Monday
through Thursday, 1-3 pm Fri-
day, and occasionally on Satur-
day nights.
The new manager, Linda
Davis, has just recently moved
here from her native state of
Michigan. Her husband is a
Theology student, and she has
three daughters, ages 13, 11,
and 9. Mrs. Davis is a
cosmotologist and has owned
her own beauty shop for the
past 8 years. She enjoys cutting
hair and is interested in study-
ing nursing someday. She
thinks she will like managing
KR's Place because she enjoys
students and has had a lot of
experience making sandwiches.
The students of SC are happy
that she has this experience
because they plan to give her
plenty of work.
President Speaks to U.N. a
Chattanooga Times
The speech Ronald Reagan delivered to the United Nations on
Monday was conciliatory in tone, inviting the Russians to pro-
vide for regular meetings on the ministerial and cabinet levels to
discuss all the issues at stake between the two nations. The Demor-
crats accused Reagan of softening up as the election approaches,
but Secretary of State Schulz said he thought that party politics
was not a motive, just an increasing desire on the part of the
Reagan Administration for better super-power relations.
Reagan and Mondale Make Points
Chattanooga Times
President Reagan met the Soviet Foriegn Minister, Andrei
Gromyko on Sunday, his first meeting with a ranking Soviet of-
ficial since coming into office. There was relatively little personal
conversation between the two world leaders, but Reagan assured
Gromyko that he wanted "nothing less than a realistic, construc-
tive, long-term relationship with the Soviet Union." Reagans com-
ments relfected the new thaw in U.S. policy.
Mondale will also meet Gromyko while he is in the U.S., hop-
ing to demonstrate his willingness to talk with the Russians as
opposed to Reagans reluctance.
Prices Up
News-Free Press
Despite a substantial boost in consumer prices (0.5 percent),
inflation is still running at a moderate 4.2 percent, not much above
last years figure of 3.8 percent. The August figures maintain what
White House spokesman Larry Speakes calls "the pattern of low
inflation established over the last two years." Price forecasting
experts prognosticate an increase of the consumer price index up
to around 5.5 percent where it should level off.
Explosion in Lebanon
News-Free Press
Based on a Lebanese military investigation, the death toll from
the bombing of the American embassy in Beirut has been reduc-
ed from twenty-three to twelve, two of whom were American.
'Islamic Holy War', the group who claim responsibility for this
bombing as well as the two previous blasts aimed at U.S. facilities
in Lebanon is a coalition of Shiite Moslem zealots supposedly in-
fluenced by the Iranians. The attack was accomplished despite
anti-tank blocks across the road and gunfire from embassy guards.
The state department is investigating security arrangements to
determine if the precautions taken were sufficient.
GARFIELD®
Sports Corner
^Sports Corner Commentary
J. Randolph Thuesdee
Break out the blankets and
the hot chocolate; it's time for
SC's All Night Softball Tour-
nament! The traditional end to
the slowpitch season begins this
Saturday night at 7:45 on fields
B and C on the opposite side of
the College Plaza.
This year there are 13 teams
of which five have good
chances to win it all. Kent
Greve's team entered Wednes-
day night's action with a 5-0
record. Greve is figured to be
this year's top seed. His tandem
includes Jim Hakes, power hit-
ting third baseman; Mike Krall;
and Dale Tunnell. Tunnell, if
i remember, captained the
winning team in last year's All
Night Tournament.
Royce Earp's team has a 4- 1
record. Earp is led by co-
captain Mike Dickerhoff, Den-
i Negron, and Rob Lonto.
John Hinkle says that "Earp's
team is probably the biggest
threat." Dickerhoff thinks that
they are the team to beat.
"Earp's team, of course,"
Dickerhoff said when asked
who'll win the tournament.
What does Earp think? "Either
lis or Greve. Kent certainly has
i strong team."
Other teams with a good
chance to come out ontop are
John Hinkle's team, Mike
McClung's team, and Steve
Jones'. Hinkle entered Wednes-
day night's action with a 3-0
record. Led by Kent Boyle, co-
captain Greg Cain, Toby
Fowler, and Jimmy Crone,
Hinkle seems to have the best
balance of any team in the East
Division. Colt Peyton of Jeff
Jewett's team feels that Hinkle
has a good chance to do well.
Ron Aguilera of Mike
McClung's team said "Hinkle's
team looks pretty good. They'll
be a tough team to beat."
Hinkle is a good leader and
that's the number one ingre-
dient needed for the all night
affair. It certainly makes a dif-
ference, especially about 3:23
Mike McClung's team aren't
pushovers themselves. After
Tuesday's victory over Earp,
McClung is now 4-1. Kent
Greve feels that McClung "has
the firepower but this one pitch
thing will kill them."
Coach Jaecks has installed a
new rule for the tourney. There
will be only one pitch per bat-
ter and no walks. Either you
swing or you die. Batters will
have pitchers from their own
team pitching to them. Greve
feels that very rule will work
against most teams with power
hitters who look for one par-
ticular pitch.
However, David Butler,
John Misckewisc, Jeff Stone,
and co-captain Ron Aguilera all
add punch to McClung's at-
tack. "McClung is the dark
horse team," Aguilera says. If
any team is worth staying up all
night for, these guys are the
ones most would watch.
Steve Jones' team features
Greg Hoover, Al Travis, Stan
Hobbs, Mark Bramblett, and
Scott Begley. Jones entered
Wednesday's games at 3-1.
Tradition has it that an average
team that does fairly decent
during the season is usually a
team that catches fire during
the tournament. "I wouldn't be
surprised if some of the average
and bottom teams come up,"
says John Hinkle. Jones' team
could fit that bill.
A team that hasn't done that
well but could catch fire is Bill
Dubois' team. They sure look
good on paper, but it just
doesn't happen for them on the
field. Dubois has a 2-3 record,
but Rod Hartle feels that will
change come Saturday night.
"I think we have a good team,
but right now we just haven't
been putting it together. Still, I
think it'll be one heck of a tour-
nament." Along with Hartle,
otherwise known as the great
home run hitter of SC, Dubois
boasts Jerry Russell, Rob
Shanko, Rob Buckner, Steve
Martin, and Scott Yankelevitz.
Regardless of who comes out
on top, this year's tournament
will be an exciting one. Come
early and get ready to root for
your favorite team. Games are
scheduled every 45 minutes.
After the 7:45 game slot, any
following games will be ac-
cellerated. For instance, a game
could end at 8: 1 5 and instead of
waiting for the scheduled 8:30
start for the next game, the
game would begin at 8:16.
Refreshments will be sold for
a reasonable price to help
benefit the gymnastics team.
Don't forget the blankets,
folks. Believe me, it does get
cold around 3:23 a.m. 1 know
from last year. BBRRRRR.
Softball Summaries
MONDAY
Aguilera 2 Russell 0
Bruce Gibbon powered Aguilera past
Russell with a 2nd inning home run.
That gave Aguilera their first run bul
it proved to be the game winner as Dean
Schlisner shut out Russell. The win was
Aguilera's 3rd win against 3 losses.
Greve 6 Dubois 3
For this Saturday night'
Bill Dubois' team has requested that
brown paper be put over the infield;
after all Dubois' team looks great on
paper. On Tuesday night they dropped
another one to give them a 2 and 3
record . Jim Hakes hit 2 home runs and
had 4 RBI's for the winners. For the
losers, it was another bad outing as
Dubois' team never really could get on
track. It seems that in their last few
games the bats have been in the ice box
since Dubois has had their problems
offensively.
TUESDAY
I asked Steve (Hefty) Martin, who
has been out of action for the last three
games what he thinks the problem is
oT the best teams in slow pitch but wr
just simply haven't played up to our
potential, 1 feel we've been putting too
much pressure on ourselves because we
know we're a good team. Hopefully we
can iron out our problems before the
"I feel it
Don Welch of Greve'
ml of action for the
o a deep gsah suffered w
o second base. "He wa
er with a ,718 average;
McClung 10 Earp 4
With the score tied 4-4 with two outs
in the bottom of the fourth, Dennis
Negron made a crucial error in the out-
field, dropping a ball, which opened the
i.The
errors put McClung up 10-4, and Earp
apparently lost all incentive to play
afterwards because they managed only
two weak infield hits for the rest of the
game. The game lacked any hitting,
with most of the runs being scratched
out through weak singles or sacrifice
flies.
•
Triathalon Results
1st place (2:23:08 overall time)-Dave Nerness (SVA)
2nd place (2:28:55 overall time)-Brian Craig (SVA)
3rd place (2:35:21 overall time)-Brad Senska (SQ
Tennis player gets really (or match.
Little things affect little minds.
-Disraeli
Southern Cynic
Music to My Ears
George Turner
A couple of people have ask-
ed me lately why I'm not in one
of the choirs on campus. Well,
I'll admit I do like to sing, and
I do enjoy music. But I have a
problem, see--I don't under-
stand music. Someone once sat
me down and made me listen to
one of Beethovan's sym-
phonies...the third one in E
something-or-other. The whole
thing is supposedly built around
a triad of chords (is that
anything like a pair of cords?)
and tells this really intricate
story of some sort of hero.
Well, I hate to disappoint Mr.
B., but after two or three of
those triads the whole thing
changed from being a hero's
tale to being some pretty sharp
music. The story may have been
there, but they lost me
somewhere around Waterloo...
Of course, it's not just
classical music. Have you heard
some of the stuff they play on
KZ-106? The names of the
groups< alone are enough to
drive you batso— little cute
names like Steel Breezes, or A
Flock of Seagulls. ..wonderful.
And you're seldom 100 percent
sure what they're singing about.
Like the song a year or two ago
by Spandau Ballet;"! know this
much is true". How much is
true? What are they talking
about? Even when I can figure
out what the groups are singing
about, I still wonder why they
are. . .singing about it, I thought
Toto was weird for singing
New Orleans. . .
cond Sabbath, July 6, from 4 to
5:30 p.m.
Afternoon programs especial-
ly for women are scheduled Ju-
ly 1 to 4. Juniors and Early-
Teens can attend a day camp
for youth June 30 through Ju-
ly 5.
A parade through downtown
New Orleans will take place at
noon on Friday, June 28.
In addition, various church in-
stitutions and departments-
plus the world divisions-will set
up exhibits in the Superdome.
Adventist Health
System/EMA has assumed
overall responsibility for the
Superdome food service opera-
tions during the session. It will
be directed by Clinton A. Wall,
a registered dietitian and
Dietary Services Consultant of
AHS/EMA.
Meal service at the Superdome
will consist of dining service for
the noon and evening meals at
the top level of the Superdome
with eight fast-moving serving
lines. The service will provide
10.000 meals per day and more
°n weekends, making it the
largest vegetarian dining
about Africa.
Now country music is dif-
ferent. I'm not saying it's bet'
ter, just different. In country
music I can at least figure out
what's going on. The way I
understand it, all it takes to be
a country music star is have a
wife, girlfriend, and a bill.
Take, for instance. Hank
Williams Jr.'s song "Attitude
Adjustment". This guy has got
serious problems: his girlfriend
calls the cops on him, his wife
sits back and lets her brother
beat him up, and he's got a best
friend that likes to act like Clint
Eastwood. With a following
like that, I'd go around beating
people up, too. I like the song
that goes "Mama, he's crazy,
crazy over me." But I like the
male counterpart better-the one
that goes "Mama she's lazy,
lazier than me . " She must real-
ly be lazy because she's too lazy
to even write her own song.
I hate to admit this, but I
don't even understand some of
the songs in our hymnal. I've
got one hymn memorized and
yet I still don't know what a
"bulwark never failing" is. I've
read the Bible from cover to
cover and I've never heard
anybody called "Lord Sab-
baoth"..
You know, I think my
favorite song is "Happy Birth-
day to You"— it may not be
much on lyrical content, but at
least I know what's going on.
in history. In addition, there
will be a limited-service a-la-
carte cafeteria, and several con-
cession stands will serve tradi-
tional Adventist foods.
Since food supplies must be
ordered in advance, the food
service for the session will ask
delegates to pre-select and pre-
purchase tickets for the evening
meal (noon meal tickets will be
included in the delegate
package). Visitors will be ask-
ed to pre-select and pre-
purchase both noon and even-
ing meals. Those planning to
attend should watch this
publication for future an-
nouncements about purchasing
meal tickets.
Visitors interested in attending
the Ministerial Associations's
pre-session meetings from Sun-
day, June 23, through Wednes-
day, June 26, should watch for
registration applications in
Ministry magazine beginning in
December. To register before
December, visitors should write
to the Ministerial Association at
the General Conference, 6840
Eastern Ave., NW,
Washington, DC 20012.
Ken Pitts leaves the women it the door.
A Public Serv fee of this newspaper&The Advertising Count* B
WANTED.
Courageous people to work for no pay. Frequently the hours and
conditions are inconvenient or difficult. Occasionally even dan-
gerous. No reward, beyond the gratitude of the people you help.
Apply at your local Red Cross Chapter.
Red Cross. ^The Good Neighbor.
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Classifieds
2552 HOT LINE: Sports! SA Bernard J. Berman will be
S Chapel Programs, featured a. a .tog* String
Who's playing each evening? Workshop to be held at
Who' m fe. Place? Whafs Southern College of Seventh-
going on for chapel? What's day Adventists on Sunday,
| happening Sabbath afternoon September 30. Sj,onsored_by
and Saturday night? Be inform-
ed by dialing 2552, and remem-
beT that for all you do this line'!
for you.
Foresight
Friday
Saturday
September 28
September 29
Wednesday
Thursday
October 3
October 4
the Kindermusik Foundation of
Chattanooga, the event will
begin at 2 p.m. in Ackerman
Auditorium, Mabel Wood
Hall, on the Collegedale cam-
Southern College Amateur pus, and conclude at 4:30 p.m.
Radio is not only alive, it's Mr. Berman, who made his
thriving! During the first debut at Kennedy Center in
meeting, "Hams" from the Washington, D.C., on
community, student body, September 15, plans to give a
faculty and administration short concert at the beginning
??£::™^::i:* ZlTSSSfZSSZ What do you think about the possibility of
an autopatch. This equipment students by appointment in a
makes it possible for amateur master class situation. From 3
radio operators with licenses of to 3:45 p.m. students attending
technician-class or higher, and the workshop will be divided in-
the proper ' luipment, to make to three groups : 1 . Twinkle
8:00p.m. Calvin Taylor Concert
Church service: Gordon Bietz
Sacred concert: Pat & Calvin Taylor
9:00 p.m. Pizza and Movie
All night softball tournament
Fall ingathering
10:30 a.m. DeWitt Jones
"John Muir's High Sierra' '
Your Turn
another name change for the college?
telephone calls from their i
or when walking about.
Anyone interested in amateur
radio may contact the presi-
dent, Brent Van Arsdell, or one
of the sponsors, Wiley Austin
or Merlin Wittenberg.
Attention Seniors!
Senior portraits will be taken
Perpetual Motion, 2. Allegret-
to to Theme From Witches
Dance, 3. Gavotte from
Mignon to Concerto in A
minor, First Movement,
Vivaldi.
Wisconsin pianist James
McKeever will present a free
solo recital on Sunday,
It's confusing. When it's all
ver, what initials will end up
i the shrubbery on the hill?
-Rhona Dalusong-Fresh.
It '$ pretty stupid to waste all
this time and money when we
already have a name that's
acceptable.
-John Miskiewicz-Fresh.
If the name is going to be
changed let's do it and get it
over with. All the drawn out
need to change discussions and opinion polls
are a waste of time and money.
-Bob Jimenez-Soph.
It is inconvienient for the
school and students. With the
recent change I just am not con-
vinced that
it again.
-Gwen Speck-Soph.
October 14 & 15. Please watch September 30 at 2:30 p.r
for more details.
The publishing of The
Legacy i;
the Hunter Museum of Art
Auditorium on Bluff View. His
program will include selections
by Scarlatti, Chopin,
Beethoven, Rachmaninoff,
Scriaban, and Nicolai Medtner.
McKeever is the author of Fun-
damentals Of Piano Technique:
The Conus Exercises, Ex-
plained And Illustrated
(Summy-Birchard Music). He
has performed a wide reper-
ranging from Rameau
My A.S. diploma says
Southern College. My nursing
pin says Southern Missionary
College. What will my B.S.
It's a T-shirt scam sponsored
<y the Campus Shop. Every
ime the name changes a new
Southern Writer's Club which
is open to all students, faculty,
and members of the communi-
ty who are interested in writing,
artwork, and photography. The
l project of the and Bach through Ives and S.D. A. or go back to Southern
diploma say? Who will believe line of T-shirt arrive.
I went to the same school for 4 -Kevin Rice-Jr.
years.
-Ingrid Kastorsky-Jr.
I think we should either stick I think that sine
with Southern College of already changed the r,
Dost thou
love life?
Then do not
squander time,
for that's the
stuff life
is made of.
-Benjamin
Franklin
Dallapiccola.
The Student Missionary Retreat
will be held from September 28
30. The cost is $6.00 for
club will hold its first meeting memDers and $8.00 for l__.
in early October on a date to be memDers. The cost of food i
announced. Anyone may join $13,00 and it will be placed 0
Missionary College.
-Cindy Hamilton-Sr.
Classifieds cont.
Start thinking about Christmas
gifts now. I have a beautiful
they should stick with it or go
back to the original.
-Greg Isaak-Sr.
your I.D. card. Please bring selection of handmade and
bedding and towels, carved Lazy Susans on swivel
t the Stu- bases. Sizes range from 7 inches
to 14 inches and prices range
from $12.00 to $28.00. Orders
coming in fast so order
. Call Roy at 396-3525 or
, ,, e Roy Weeden, P.O. Box
The grven at Southern College of 914 collegedale.
for dues of $5. 1984-85
clubs second year and the m- your (
cumbant president is Valerie Make sure ... rn m
Dick Boston until new officers dent Center desk.
are chosen. The leadership of
the club includes a president
and an executive committee A workshop in assertive
who jointly contribute in mak- management for nurses will be
ing plans for club
activities lined up for this year Seventh-day Adventi
are trips to UTC for col- Thursday, October 4, from 6 to
(laborative workshops and 8 p.m. Jean Cates, Ed.D., an Do you want to have a part
meetings, on campus writer's adjunct professor with the deciding vour °„„- ■
workshops, and critiquing ses- Univeristy of Tennessee/Chat- destinv' If vn h
sions involving club members, tanoga, will be leading the resist d ' ""
UTC writing teachers, and "Assertiveness for Nurses" elections it
other off campus authors. The workshop in Mazie Herin Hall
first outing will be in late Room 103
October. campus. The workshop goal
Ben McArthur, head of the to teach nurses how
writing committee, a sub com- daily responsibilities with
mittee of academic affairs to fidence. professional nurses as
promote better writing on cam- well as student nurses will be
pus stated, "Among the given training in how to make
foremost skills college can give and refuse requests without
a student is an appreciation of feeling anxious, guilty, or un-
and aptitude for writing. The comfortable and how to get
Legacy helps to accomplish this things done without worrying
goal by publishing creative about being well-liked.
pieces by students."
You may still do so at the local
the Collegedale COurthouse. Tennessee allows
"Drop In For A Bite To Eat"
Southern /lccent
Volume 40, Number 5
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
Another Name Change?
This past Tuesday, October
2, a hearing was held on the
name of the college. The
meeting was not well-attended
although the opinions that were
voiced certainly seemed to be
that of the majority of the cam-
pus. The hearing was not for
the purpose of actually chang-
ing the name, but to give
teachers, students, and others
an opportunity to let their feel-
ings known. Elder Clay Farwell
chaired the meeting.
The seemingly general con-
sensus was that it was the pro-
cess that bothered most people
', and not the current name; the
majority of those present wish-
ed that a decision be made
quickly. However, the same
majority also called for the cur-
rent name, Southern College of
Seventh-day Adventists, to be
kept.
Reasons for the keeping of
the current name lay mostly in
the financial area. Vinita
Sauter, Director of Public Rela-
tions, noted that her depart-
ment is currently producing
many brochures and videos
with the current name, and a
change would cost a great deal.
Olson Perry, Director of
WSMC, related that it was on-
ly recently that he had con-
tacted the FCC with the infor-
mation that our name had of-
ficially been changed, and this
had cost him $400. Another
change would cost the same
amount.Mary Elam, Director
of Records, said that a change
would also be an expensive
decision with reference to buy-
ing stationary and other
materials.
Despite these opinions, facts
were shown that a change to the
name Southern Adventist Col-
lege has been well received. A
survey that was recently
distributed among a random
selection of graduates, current
students and staff, and trustees
shows that Southern Adventist
College held the number one
position, with our current name
running second, and
Southeastern Adventist College
and Southern College (solely)
running third and fourth
respectively.
However, the recommenda-
tion of the committee is that if
a name change does occur, that
it be changed to commemorate
an individual. Some of the
possibilities are Daniells Col-
lege, Desmond Doss Adventist
College, and Spalding
Memorial College.
Although a future meeting
has not been set by the commit-
tee on the name change, Elder
Clay Farwell believes that last
Tuesday's hearing will help in
the decision making.
The school sign still reflects days of old.
Jones Hall to be Demolished
With the completion of
Brock Hall nearing, many
students are wondering what is
eventually going to happen to
Jones Hall. After the English
department moves out, the
building will cease to have any
function on campus. For this
reason, the Southern College
Executive Board decided on Ju-
ly 19, 1983, to raze Jones Hall.
A decision on who will do the
tearing down has not been
made, however, although the
college is getting various bids
for the job.
Maude Jones Hall was first
opened in 1917-18,only the se-
cond year of Southern Junior
College, as the women's dor-
mitory. The following account
from the book SMC: A School
of His Planning gives an idea of
how it looked that first year.
"The windows and door cas-
ings were not hung; the walls
were not plastered. Sheets were
hung up to substitute for win-
dows. There were no floors...
no doors. ..no heat. ..no water...
but the rooms were filled with
youthful happy students."
The woman Maude I. Jones
came to Southern Missionary
College in 1917 from
Washington Missionary Col-
lege. When she retired, she held
the record for number of years
Talge Hall Renovated
Michael 7. Bat (is tone
Upon returning to Southern
College after the golden days of
summer vacation, I, along with
the other residents of Talge
Hall, received a pleasant sur-
prise. For behold, I saw new
carpeting and a new fish tank,
for the old upholstery and
wallpaper had passed away,
and the first lobby was no
The "new look" in the Talge
lobby is part of an extensive
renovation program currently
being executed in the men's
residence hall. Beginning at the
end of the last school year and
continuing through the sum-
mer, the improvements have in-
cluded reupholstering the fur-
niture; laying new carpet; ad-
ding new plants, artwork, and
lamps; hanging new wallpaper;
and installing a new 55-gaUon
marine aquarium. Perhaps it
was the "woman's touch" that
^as needed-Drucilla Glass
assisted the men in the
redecorating.
The offices have been
remodeled as well. Dean Reed
Christman, Head Dean of
Talge Hall, swapped offices
with Mrs. Evans, the secretary,
and Mr. Evan's old office has
been converted into a computer
center. The facility, equipped
with seven computers and one
printer, is much more conve-
nient for Talge residents who,
up until now, have had to go
either to the business center in
the ground floor of the Student
Center or the computer lab in
Daniel's Hall in order to com-
plete a computer assignment.
Dean Christman's new office
has been refurnished with new
paneling, couches, and
bookshelves. Also, a new
guestroom has been added by
renovating the room next to
former Dean Nafie's old office.
In addition to the lobby and
administrative areas, the
hallways and some of the in-
dividual rooms have been im-
proved. New carpet has been
placed in 40 rooms and in the
halls of both A and B wings.
Walls, halls, doors and more
have been repainted, with much
of the credit for the actual work
due to Dean Qualley, who was
actively involved in the painting
of the building.
Of course, everything has its
price, and these improvements
are certainly no exception.
Rough estimates place the cost
for the lobby, offices, and new
carpet at around $16,750. The
expense is justified by the fact
that the changes were needed
badly and long overdue.
The renovations have not
been completed, though. "We
have done quite a bit, yet there
is still so much to be done."
Future improvements include
new curtains— which have
already been ordered— for most
rooms, and several fire safety
features, such as smoke detec-
tors. Changes in the present
water system will provide the
west wing with a greater supply
of hot water and will insure and
against malfunctions of the
water heater which many will
recall, left us without hot water
for a number of weeks last
year.
Currently, Deans Christman
and Qualley are drafting a five-
year renovation plan for Talge
Hall. Included in the project is
a restructuring of the northeast
parking lot; a proposal to
change the east exit by remov-
ing the low brick wall and
replacing it with circular steps;
and building shelters; similar in
architectural form to Talge
Hall, to cover the trash
dumpsters.
"What we have dope, the im-
provements we have and will
continue to make, will revitalize
the dorm and make it a nicer
place to live," states Dean
Christman. "We hope that the
men will be able to take pride
in their home and in doing so,
help us to keep Talge looking
spent in service in the faculty.
She died on Christmas day,
1961, at the age of 89.
During the Ws Jones Hall
served as a temporary dorm for
the men while the current Talge
and Thatcher Hall were con-
structed. Eventually, it served
the purpose of housing those
men who were over 23 and did
not wish to live in Talge and
those who did not fit in Talge
because of an overflow. In re-
cent'years, the building has
been used solely to house the
English departments.
Jones Hall will probably be
knocked down during this
Christmas vacation so as to
avoid the students who must at-
tend classes in that area. A deci-
sion of what eventually will
take its place has not officially
been made, although the Board
is leaning towards constructing
a parking lot for village
students.
Jones Hall will certainly be
missed by those who have either
lived or worked there. Yet the
name of Maude Jones will
never be forgotten on this
campus.
Inside
Editorial p. 2
Reflections p. 3
We the People ..p. 4
Accent Poll p. 4
Sports p. 6 ^
Southern Cynic p. 7
Garfield P- 7
Classifieds p. 8
Foresight p. 8
Editorial
Letters.
3
The Political Role
of Adventists
In contrast to years past, the Southern Accent has taken on
a different look and especially a different flavor. Perhaps the
flavor is what is most noticeable to those who take the time to
read the paper. The latest comments are that the Southern Ac-
cent has become political in substance. The apparent difference
is no coincidence. This year being as election year, we believe that
this community should be knowledgeable of the issues that are
involved in a presidential campaign. Most everyone realizes the
church-state issues because our church keeps everyone aware of
them. However, many of the other issues should be considered
important among ourselves, also.
The title Adventist does not mean we are to be totally separated
from politics; it does not mean that we are to be ignorant of issues
and apathetic towards voting. (Our title is a statement of two of
our prominent beliefs.) If one lives in a country, the individual
should be concerned with who runs it and how they (the politi-
cians) run it. These individuals include our social group.
How then should an Adventist approach the elections? The
answer is that we should leam the issues and the stances both Mon-
dale and Reagan take on them, consider what effect, if any, their
views will have on church-state relationships, and also consider
which man will provide the leadership this country needs. Then
we should vote on the better man.
Some may remark that in this presidential election, the populace
does not have a desireable choice: Reagan poses the danger of
heavily mixing religion and politics, and Mondale is too liberal.
Therefore, the proper stand is to not vote at all. However, a deci-
sion not to vote is a decision for the winner. An attitude of apathy
is a decision of approval for whoever wins this year's election.
It is with these thoughts in mind that we say that an Adventist
should vote in this year's elections and in future ones, also. The
role of the Adventist is to help make those decisions that will help
make this nation a better one.
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VOTE RESPONSIBLY
Dear Editor,
After reading Royce Earp's
letter to the editor last week, I
feel I must take issue with
several things this young man
wrote about. It seems this man
has included only bits and
pieces of a newspaper article to
prove an invalid point and then
gone one step further by urging
students to do what we have
been counseled not to do by the
Spirit of Prophecy.
The article which he quoted
in the Chattanooga News-Free
Press which talked about the
National Democratic Party re-
quiring state parties to integrate
gays and lesbians into the par-
ty network also included
women and the elderly. The ar-
ticle also went on to say that the
Tennessee State Democratic
leadership had flatly refused to
seek gays and lesbians and that
the state party had absolutely
no plans to engage in such ac-
tivities at any time in the future.
The Tennessee State
Democratic Party Chairman
also does not actively support
Mondale. It is clear that not all
Democrats are the hard core
liberals characterized by Mon-
dale and Ferraro. Many local
Democrats refused to even
show up at the airport to greet
Mondale when he visited Chat-
tanooga recently.
Mr. Earp also advised
students to ignore our counsel
of not voting for political par-
ties and urged people to vote
Republican. It doesn't matter
whether or not he has said
Democrat or Republican, we
should not vote for a person
simply on the basis of their par-
ty affiliation alone.
As Seventh -day Adventists,
we should be intellectual
thinkers. We should be
registered to vote and vote
responsibly. The only way to
vote responsibly is to take the
time to find out something
about the general beliefs and
value system as well as in-
dividual issues that the various
candidates have. When we tell
someone to simply vote straight
Republican or straight
Democratic, we are asking
them not to think for
themselves.
Lets face it, not all
Democrats or Republicans are
created equal. I know because
I am a conservative politician
running on the Democratic
ticket this year. I believe in
strict separation of church and
state; I am anti abortion but
anti-Moral majority; and I
can't see eye to eye with either
Mondale or Reagan. Reagan's
church-state issues are
dangerous while Mondale is too
ultra liberal. I am not sure that
I can responsibly vote for either
this year. Think about it Royce
Earp, and vote responsibly.
Wesley O. McDonald
Candidate for the Tennessee
State House of Representatives
30th Legislative District
HANDICAPPED REMEMBERED
Dear Editor,
Last week a note was drop-
ped in the Wright Hall sugges-
tion box concerning handicap-
ped access to Brock Hall, which
is about to open. The concern
was that there were not
elevators between floors and
without the elevator it would be
difficult for disabled and han-
dicapped individuals to gain ac-
cess to the building. The whole
idea of making buildings ac-
cessible is that they be accessi-
ble without having to go up
steps. Regulations do not re-
quire all buildings to have
INCLOSED
do© as
elevators and do not require
every building to be alike
When the Music Building
Humanities & Business Center
(Wood & Brock Halls), as well
as the proposed third phase (an
auditorium) were planned i
the 70s, it was suggested by the
architect that they be planned
as a total complex. With this
total planning in mind, the ar-
chitect suggested that one
elevator would be sufficient to
serve the total area. Elevators
are extremely expensive to pur-
chase and to keep maintained,
and it was on the architects ad-
vice and suggestion that the
complex was planned with c
elevator in mind.
Access to Brock Hall is
similar to access of other cam-
pus buildings. As long i
buildings are accessible from
■some exterior point, lifts,
elevators, and ramps do not
have to be in place. Brock Hall
is fortunate in that it is very
close to a building with
elevator and that Wood Music
Building has the same elevation
levels as Brock Hall. The col-
lege administration realizes its
responsibility and obligatic
meeting the needs of the han-
dicapped and will continue to
be sensitive to them.
I appreciate the Accent
publishing this letter as I have
no other way to commmunicate
with the concerned parties
about this.
Sincerely,
Richard K. Reiner
Vice President for Finance
Letters.
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Reflections
A Letter To Heather
lori Heinsman
"Lori, my dear," wrote
Heather, "you are a
knowledgeable college woman.
[ need some college advice."
"I thought I wanted to go to
the University of North
Carolina. I read their catalog,
and it sounded like a great
place-until I read that they
have an enrollment of 21,000!
21,000... That's about one half
of the whole city of Daytona!
In a school that big there's go-
ing to be huge classes, and I'd
probably be treated like a
number. Mr. Hose (my high
school English teacher) told us
that at big schools like those,
you just put your student I.D.
on your paper and don't use
your name for at least the first
two years! And with the large
classes-how can you learn?
When I was in independent
study French IV, I didn't learn
much. Sure I got A's, but it was
all hurry up and memorize. I
didn't learn anything.
"There is the other side of
the coin. 21,000 students-
imagine the diversity. There are
six publications, over 200 clubs
and plenty of guest lectures and
concerts, etc."
"Then I think. ..gee Heather,
academics are much more im-
portant than extra-curricular
activities. So-what are your
thoughts on the matter? How's
Southern? It's smaller. How
many people are in your
classes? Are you learning a
lot?"
I replied, "Dear Heather, I
thought you'd never ask. I shall
take this opportunity to pour
out my wisdom on the col-
lege/university topic.
"My theory is this: the
amount of fun and learning one
achieves in college is directly
proportional to the amount of
friends one has. (Spoken like a
math major.) Since I believe
you get to know more people in
a smaller college, a com-
paratively small college is the ■
wiser choice.
"Don't guess that I mean
'boyfriends* when I say
'friends.' I'm referring to girls
and teachers as well. You
should have seen how happy
Dr. Ott was because I came to
class on time today! He really
was glad I was there and said
so. I may not be crazy over
German, but class is much nicer
when the teacher cares. You
iSM Club Prepares and Shares
! La Ronda Curtis
Last weekend approximately
forty students went to Cohutta
Springs Camp for the Student
Missions Club Fall Retreat. The
weather was a little cold, but
the spirit was a warm one. The
weekend provided a chance for
students to meet new people
and become aware of student
mission work in and outside of
the United States.
The theme of the retreat was
"Preparing and Sharing." The
group did much sharing, and
hopefully it helped to prepare
the way for other students to
choose some form of mission
service. Friday night was the
beginning of the sharing, when
presentations were given by stu-
dent missionaries and taskforce
workers. Each one shared a
part of his or her
perience with the rest of group.
Sabbath School and Church
were held in a casual setting.
More students shared their ex-
periences as taskforce workers.
Dr. John Wagner taught the
Sabbath School lesson and
brought out the fact that we
have a mission to the whole
world, including our own
Southern College of Seventh-
day Adventists.
Our special speaker for the
church service was Dr. Norman
Gulley. He shared several per-
sonal experiences that had been
significant in his spiritual
growth. In conclusion he ap-
pealed to the group to get in-
volved with mission work.
Despite the rain on Sabbath
afternoon, the group decided to
go hiking. During the medita-
tions program student mis-
sionaries and taskforce workers
who are out in the field now
were remembered individually,
followed with more sharing.
Many parts of the world were
represented among the group.
Reports were given on Africa;
Ponape; Belize; Mexico;
Brownsville, Texas; and
Highland View Academy.
The people in the Student
Missions Club want everyone in
the school to feel that he or she
can be a part of the mission
program, even if it's not possi-
ble to take off school and go
somewhere else for a year. It is
important for the students at
Southern College to give sup-
port to those who choose to do
this kind of work. The Club
hopes that even more people
will attend the spring retreat.
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probably won't find that in a
class so huge the professor
doesn't know you exist. To be
honest, I didn't appreciate the
teacher familiarity here until I
read your letter. I guess I took
all that for granted. Remember
all the fun we had with our
teachers in high school? Even if
our high school wasn't the
largest in the state, it didn't
scrimp on academics any.
Yeah, I'm all for smaller
schools. I like my teacher to
know my name.
"Of course I suggest
Southern. It's a good school-
quality rather than quantity.
My vote is against enormous
classes, too. Who wants to ask
a stupid question when you're
the only one out of 150 who
doesn't understand! Not mel
"I suppose my largest class
has about 60 kids, but I can't
speak for all of them. We have
fun. ..yes, back to my fun
theory. Friends make the dif-
ference. Even computer lab is
fun if the person beside you has
23 errors in a 19 line progam
too. It's all part of the game.
We learn better when we're
laughing.
"It's hard to compete with
U.N.C.'s six publications, but
I can tell you this: I hardly get
any sleep as it is. There's so
much to dol Class, work,
homework, and all the activities
planned here take up so much
of my time already. If I had to
read all six publications, I know
I'd never sleep!
"There's my opinion. I
wouldn't even consider a big
school right now-why don't we
just worry about them when
grad school time rolls around?
The best advice I can give you
is to give a Christian college
some serious thought. You
don't have to choose Southern
(Hey, if you don't like the
name, we'll change it for
you!!). And I know when you
weigh your choices, the tuition
here weighs a ton, but I still
chose it over public college.
You can't beat it. I know I
made the right choice."
Lot's of love,
Lori
Terry Wllks smiles for the camera.
Life Can't Stop Me
From Living
Moni Gennick
Almost four years ago,
February 19, 1981, a senior at
Highland Academy, Terry
Wilks, attempted a double for-
ward flip off the springboard
and didn't make it. Terry land-
ed from his flip on his head,
fracturing his neck at the 4th
cervical level and instantly be-
ing paralyzed.
"I was taken to Nashville
Memorial Hospital by
helicopter after X-rays were
taken at the campus hospital,"
Terry recalls. "An ambulance
would have caused too much
vibration, and if any more
swelling had occurred, it would <
have caused the nerves that
control breathing to stop
functioning."
Four days later an operation
was performed to fuse the
continued on page 7
"Where the Candidates Stand'
Reagan
Mondale
Series on
Constitution Begins
Increase taxes only as a last What would you do abort taxes? Raise taxes to reduce the
resort to cut the deficit. Let in- deficit, mainly by hitting cor-
dexation of personal income- porations and upper incomes.
tax brackets begin in 1985 as Delay indexing of tax brackets,
scheduled to offset income- Lower tax rates and eliminate
Establish a "simpler and many deductions, credits and
fairer" tax system. exemptions.
Relyc
expanding economy How would you go about trim-
e revenue and reduce ming the record federal budget
spending on unemployment deficit?
and welfare benefits. Push con-
stitutional amendments requir-
ing a balanced budget and per-
mitting vetoes of individual
items in appropriation passed
by Congress.
Reduce the deficit by two thirds
in four years by cutting the rate
of increase in defense spending,
containing government-
subsidized hospital costs and
slashing farm-price supports.
Push a consistent and steady in-
crease in defense outlays, in-
cluding 7.8 percent more for
the coming year. Continue the
emphasis on modernizing ma-
jor new weapons systems while
improving the combat readiness
of conventional forces.
What would you do about Boost defense spending but at
defense spending? half the rate proposed by
Reagan. Shift the focus from
costly equipment such as
nuclear-powered aircraft car-
riers in favor of building up the
readines of conventional forces.
Crack down on Pentagon waste
and fraud.
"The Constitution: That
Delicate Balance," a thirteen-
part public television series is
being shown each Monday
evening at 5:15 in the front of
the cafeteria dining room. Each
one-hour broadcast explores a
different facet of our constitu-
tional system. They deal not
with the history of the Con-
stitution but with contemporary
issues that have constitutional
implications. The programs'
format involves a moderator
who describes a hypothetical
situation, and a panel of promi-
nent government officials,
lawyers, judges, and journalists
who respond to the Socratic ex-
amination of the moderator.
The result is a program at once
lively and informative. Par-
ticipants include such diverse
personalities as Gerald Ford,
Gloria Steinem, Dan Rather,
Daniel Mohnihan, Ellen Good-
man, and BUI Moyers. As of
this writing the first two pro-
grams will have been aired. The
remaining schedule is as
follows: Oct. 8-Presidential
Elections, Presidential Succes-
sion; Oct. 15-Criminal Justice
and a Defendant's Right to a
Fair Trial; Oct. 22 Crime and
Insanity; Oct. 29-Crime and
Punishment; Nov.5-Campaign
Spending; Money and the
Media; Nov. 12-National
Security and Freedom of the
Press; Nov. 19-School Prayer,
Gun Control and the Right to
Assemble; Nov.26--The
Sovereign Self: Right to Live,
Right to Die; Dec. 3-!
Immigration Reform; Dec. 10-
Affirmative Action versus
Reverse Discrimination.
This series is presented by the
Division of Arts & Letters, the
Student Association, and the
Office of Student Services.
Stands ready to talk with Soviet Do you favor summit talks with Invite the Soviets, on the first
leaders at any time, preferably the Soviets? day he takes office, to a sum-
if the conference is well mit within six months in
prepared in advance and has a Geneva and attempt to
good chance of making
substantial progress.
mit withir
Geneva and
establish an annual schedule for
such conferences.
Display a strong military
presence and keep up military
and economic aid to counter
Soviet-supported subversion.
Continue pressing El Salvador
to improve human rights but
oppose moves in Congress to
condition aid on that basis.
Help finance antigovernment
rebels in Nicaragua.
What should be this country's
policy In Central America?
Sharply reduce the American
military presence. Stress land
reform and human rights in El
Salvador and end U.S. military
exercises in Honduras. Cut off
aid to Nicaraguan rebels and
press for removal of all foreign
forces from the region.
Reagan Wins at Southern!
Out of 387 people responding to the poll which the
Southern Accent conducted, 312 felt that the
Reagan/Bush team should lead the country for another
four years. The largest percentage of the respondents
(from dorm students, village students, and Faculty/
Staff responding) choosing Mondale and Ferraro was
the members of the Faculty and Staff of which 19%
chose the Democratic duo. The results of this survey
are printed on the right. This was an informal poll and
the percentages may not be totally accurate. The
Southern Accent wishes to thank all respondents of the
poll for their participation.
Candidates
Dorm
Students
Village
Students
Faculty/
Staff
Total
Percentage
Reagan/Bush (R)
81%
89%
76%
81%
Mondale/Ferraro (D)
14%
11%
19%
14%
Other
5%
0%
5%
5%
Num. of Respondents
315
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History Professors Produce
Greenleaf's Book Nears
Brent Van Arsdell
x years ago Floyd The success of the Adventist
Greenleaf started writing some church in Latin America has
I additional material for his class basically been one of
in Latin American history, "repackaging Adventist
"The idea was to prepare a sec- teaching so that the first im-
1 tion on the history of the SDA pression is not one of doc-
church in Latin America," said trine." This is considered
| Greenleaf. "I was interested in necessary because the people of
[south America, and when I this area are basically of a
(looked around to find out what Catholic background. The
church had done in this meetings are not called sermons
Ipart of the world I discovered but lectures. "The value and
I that there really wasn't much the beauty of the home, the
[written about it. Church value of marriage, problems
I growth has been very notewor- dealing with youth, how to han-
thy in this area-it's the fastest die and rear children," health,
growth area in the world happiness, and social issues are
church. The project kept grow- the first things presented.
Books
Completion
Campus Debates On
Presidential Election To
Be Held Nationwide Oct. 21
ng until I have three volumes."
fwo are completed and one
nore chapter is still to be writ-
en for the third volume.
"Once rapport has been
established they move into the
religious aspects of these ques-
tion They establish a con-
The book is divided into fidence in scripture and once
three volumes of approximate- that is done they proceed with
ly five hundred pages each. The doctrine. If the Bible says all
first one covers all of Latin this that is useful to them they
American church history from don't question the Sabbath, or
its beginnings till the South Daniel 2, or the state of the
American Division and the dead."
Inter-American Division were The main method of research
formed in 1916 and 1922, for the book has been a docu-
respectively. The second ment search with very little in-
volume is about the SDA terviewing involved. "I've read
church in the Inter-American thousands of letters from Latin
Division: Mexico, the Carib- American church leaders to the
bean, and all the countries that General Conference and the
face the Caribbean. The third responses," says Dr. Greenleaf.
olume covers the church "The Review was an amazing-
history in the South American ly good source of information
Division, which consists of the when taken over the course of
rest of the South American twenty years or more, but there
nations. are some things that are not in
The Review. I read the minutes
of the division council meetings
and all the official publications
from the '20's through as close
to the present as I cared to get."
Greenleaf resigned as Chair-
man of the Division of Arts and
Letters at the end of the 1982
spring session. He still didn't
have enough time for the book,
so at the end of the spring ses-
sion in 1983 he took a year sab-
batical and finished most of the
book. He still has one chapter
to go and will be "more than
glad" when it's finished.
The first volume was written
the old fashioned way using a
typewriter, but the second and
the third volumes were written
with the help of a IBM personal
computer and "perfect writer"
word processing program
which was chosen because of its
superior footnoting capability.
"The computer makes the
massive job of revising and
editing much easier. Parts of
the book are still only on
diskette and has never been
printed!"
Who will publish the
volumes and what they will be
called is still an open issue.
Greenleaf would like to see
them published in North
America and in Latin America.
He would like to se the first one
called "In the Beginning," the
second one "Beyond the Sun,"
and the third "Let the Earth
Hear His Voice." Each volume
is complete in itself but they go
together to make a set.
Aiming to help students cast
a better informed vote on Nov.
6th, the National Student Cam-
paign for Voter Registration
(NSCVR) today announced
plans to organize simultaneous
forums on the Presidential elec-
tions at over 100 campuses on
Oct. 21.
The campus debates, collec-
tively titled "Showdown '84",
will be held immediately before
or after the nationally televised
debate between Walter Mon-
dale and Ronald Reagan. The
Presidential debate will also be
aired on large screen televisions
during the events.
"Students are strongly con-
cerned about the issues, but are
often uninformed about the
candidates' positions on those
issues and the implications of
those stands," observed Gary
Kalman, a senior at Clark (MA)
University and NSCVR
chairperson. "These forums are
designed to augment this cam-
paign's personality politics with
substantive discussion of the
The campus debates will
feature prominent individuals
analyzing campaign issues such
as the arms race, the economy,
civil rights, the environment,
women's issues, and education
policy.
Co-sponsors with NSCVR of
the debate include Project
Vote, Southwest Voter
Registration Education Project,
HumanSERVE, United States
Public Interest Research Group
(U.S.PIRG), United States Stu-
dent Association, The Dif-
ference, American Association
of University Women, Public
Citizen, Democracy Project,
Public Citizen, Environmental
Safety, and the Children's
Foundation.
The National Student Cam-
paign for Voter Registration is
a non-partisan organization
which conducts voter registra-
tion and voter education cam-
paigns across the country. A
project of the student-directed
Public Interest Research
Groups (PIRGS), NSCVR was
founded this February at a con-
ference of 1500 student leaders
from 42 states.
Students • interested in
organizing "Showdown '84"
debates at their campus should
contact NSCVR at
617-357-9016.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK'S 40TH
ANNIVERSARY ISSUE1
Dr. McArthur Writes Book
'Where the Candidates Stand"
Mondale
Ron Aguilera
Southern College is very for-
tunate to have three prominent
scholars in its history depart-
ment. One of them is Dr. Ben-
jamin McArthur. Dr. McAr-
thur has recently written his
book, Actors and
American Culture, 1880-1920.
Dr. McArthur graduated
with a B.A. in history from An-
drews University and received
his Master's degree and PHD in
American history from the
prestigious University of
Chicago in 1979. Dr. McArthur
then came here to Southern
College and is now in his 6th
year of teaching. Many
students know Dr. McArthur
from taking his American
History or Government classes.
In his book, Dr. McArthur
deals with the golden age of
' nerican theatre and
America's desire for glitter and
glory in entertaiment. Actors
°nd American Culture,
1880-1920 belongs to a series,
"American Civilization,"
edited by Allen F. Davis. The
book evolved through revision
of McArthur's doctoral disser-
tation, which he did at the
University of Chicago. He pin-
points 1907 as the year marking
"the arrival of the 'celebrity'."
Up through the late 1800's "ac-
tors had the right to control ex-
hibition of their photographs,"
writes McArthur, although this
privilege was surrendered by
1907.
Dr. McArthur also notes that
actors provided society with
vicarious freedom, and "in ef-
fect, were given license for un-
conventional behvaior." Actors
took on a new role as "shills of
the consumer culture," be com-
ing very influential in society.
Soon, Dr. McArthur will
engulf himself in his next pro-
ject. This book will be a
biography on one of the past
presidents of the University of
Chicago, Robert Hutchins. We
wish Dr. McArthur success in
his upcoming ventures and con-
gratulate him for his previous-
ly mentioned work.
Refuse federal funds to finance Where do you stand on Personally against abortion
any abortions. Push adoption abortion? but, as a public official, would
of a constitutional amendment support the Supreme Court
banning abortions except when d«l*on permitting it. Believe it
the life of the mother is " a woman's individual choice,
endangered.
Press for equal pay for equal
work and other women's rights
but oppose adoption of the
equal-rights amendment.
Reduce the "marriage penalty"
on two-family incomes.
Provide discretionary block
grants to states and com-
munities, reserving federal
funds for the disadvantaged
and handicapped. Offer tuition
tax credits to parents of private-
school pupils and back a con-
stitutional amendment allowing
prayer in public schools. Sup-
port merit pay and competen-
cy testing for teachers.
What would you do to advance Support the ERA and eliminate
women's rights? sexual discrimination in in-
surance and pensions. Push a
"comparable worth" program
for federal employees
establishing equal pay for com-
parable jobs, whether held
traditionally by males or
females.
In what way would you improve
education standards?
Reprinted from the Sept. 17, 24
and Oct. 1 issues of U. S. News
and World Report. Permission
granted by U.S. News & World
Report.
Seek more federal funds to im-
prove schools by attracting bet-
ter teachers, modernizing
laboratories and strengthening
graduate studies. Provide more
support for minority and needy
children. Would consider merit
pay, but oppose tuition tax
credits and a prayer
amendment.
Sports Corner
Gymnastics Team Organized
G
/. Randolph Thuesdee
monpaT
Greve 34 Peyton 25
In the men's Hawaiian FlagbaU opener
for A League, Jim Maione passed for
three touchdowns and scored another
as Greve downed Peyton Monday even-
ing. Mike Krall scored three TD's for
Peyton and Doug Rowland scored
another but it just wasn't enough as
Greve converted four of five extra point
attempts en route to their victory.
Davis 24 Shanko 12
Henry Coleman, Dave Nottleson, Steve
Dobias, and captain Jeff Davis each
scored touchdowns in their victory over
Shanko Monday evening. Davis look-
ed strong during the game and look like
the team to beat in their division.
Lakra 39 Jones 20
Dave Stephenson scored three
touchdowns and Bo Smith scored twice
as Dale Lakra's team won their first
game of the season Monday. Kent
Boyle passed for three TD's connecting
with Steve Jones twice and Bill Bass
TUESDAY
Schnell 2« Lakra 26
Ron Aguilera scored two touchdowns
and one ejtra point in Tuesday's
deadlock game with Lakra. Schnell
missed two PAT attempts and Lakra's
team blew thiee one-point conversions
as the two team/ battled to a tie.
Yanklevitz 41 Shanko 19
In Tuesday's rout over Shanko, Rob
Buckner scored three touchdowns and
added an extra point tally while Greg
Fivecoat, Joe Joiner, and Don Howe
each scored one apiece as Yank's team
won their first game. Jay McElroy and
Brad Scnska scored TD's for Shanko.
Davis 26 Shrader 6
Chuck and Kevin Biggs scored early
touchdowns as Jeff Davis' team rolled
to victory Tuesday night. Bryan Davis
and Steve Dobias also scored for Davis
as they improved their record to 2-0.
Rodgers 51 Peyton 31
Peyton dropped their second game of
the young season as Rodgers got a well-
balanced scoring attack against them
Tuesday night. Bob Murdoch, Ed Soler,
Ron Barrow, Tony Fowler, and Myron
Mbton each scored touchdowns for
Rodgers. Peyton's team botched four
PAT attempts and Rodgers played a
fairly strong defensive game to record
their first win.
The gymnastics team has
been assembled for this year,
and it looks like an enthusiatic
one with a lot of new blood.
Myron Mbion, the student
assistant, feels that the strength
of the team's previous years has
graduated so this is a year of
rebuilding. He's optimistic
about the team, though, and
says that they are willing to
work, have a terrific attitude,
and have a lot of potential. The
new team members are:
Chris Lang, Mike Collum,
Kerry Brito, Floyd Hiebert,
Allen Valenzuela, Jon
Marcom, Myron Mixon, Tim
Tullock, Scot Henderson,
David Butler, Tommy Bates,
Paul Jenks, Julie Reed,
Shauna McClain, Donna
Kyzer, Karen Artress,
Vonda Clark, Rani Styles,
Sandi Monteperto, Karen
Schwotzer, and Kim
Robertson.
In choosing the team, besides
the basic skills required,
balance, guts, positive attitude,
and willingness to talk about
the Adventist life-style were
considered. The team will be
going to local malls to perform
at our health booths. Also, they
are scheduled for programs in
Jacksonville, Florida, Bass
Academy, and Oakwood Col-
lege. Their main project for this
semester is the Southern Union
Gymnastics workshop. About
300 academy students will be
coming to this clinic, financed
by SC's Public Relations
Department.
There are two changes in this
year's team. The first change is
a plan to incorporate more
team activities, such as
pyramids; a choreographed,
fast-paced, difficult routine us-
ing mixed doubles; and a slow
silhouette routine using black
lights and acentuating lines.
The second change is a dif-
ferent coach, Ted Evans.
Coach Evans feels excited and
a bit nervous about coaching
the team. He coached a gym-
nastics team for three years
before he came to SC and
hasn't been involved in
gyinaristics in the last ten years.
He say's "I'm committed and
the team's committed, and
there's no telling how far we
can go and what we can do.
Also, Myron is a good guy to
lean on because he has
organizational skills, is a good
teacher, and full of ideas."
A new member of the team,
Vonda Clark remarked "Coach
Evans is organized, has a lot of
Christian spirit in wanting to
keep God number one, and
seems like he will add a lot of
fun." The team caught a taste
of Evan's humor when they j
were invited to a four-course
meal at his home. Those who
were weight-conscious saved
calories for the expected grand
meal. After being seated at a
long table, they were handed a j
list of items they could order in
their four courses. The names
of the dishes gave indications to
what morsels were to only the
most perceptive minds, so not
until after ordering did they
discover what their supper was •
to be. For example, a sleeping j
relative was a napkin, Eve's
temptation-applesauce, breath !
charger-onions, and a atomic
power-beans. If one didn't hap- I
pen to order a fork-well, that 1
was too bad. The team
retaliated by disappearing out- 1
side after the second course so
that Coach Evans would serve ]
an empty table. After the 1
"meal" restrictions were lifted, "
everyone satisified their growl-
ing stomachs. With a team |
beginning like the above, SC j
will probably be in for a
novative'and interesting home J
show program second semester. j
An Analysis of
Women's Softball
softball
Steve Martin
This year in women's
Mickie Easley's team came out
on top with a flawless 6-0
record to win this years
Women's Softball Champion-
ship. There were seven teams in
this years Women's League.
The final standings are as
follows:
Women's Slowpitch
Team Wins Losses
Hanman
Hassenchal
Heinsman
•
Easley's team boasted a very
explosive offense anchored by
Easley herself, First baseman
Loretta Messer and short stop
Andrea Kiture. Easley's team
averaged 15 points a game, and
was by far the best team in this
worn is league.
Ea .ey felt she had a good
team his year but was dissa-
poin i in the participation of
the \ >men this year. The big
conti versy that kept coming
up at year was the "Pick-Up"
rule. This rule w;
keep forfeits to a
the girls that wanted to play
could," says Steve Jaecks, "but
it was. misused some this year.
I was very dissapointed in this
years Women's League as a
whole." Easley also felt that the
"Pick-Up" rule was misused.
When asked if she had any sug-
gestion for making women's
softball better she said, "I
would like to see the women
have a tournament, not as long
as the mens, but something that
the women would enjoy.
Maybe a singles elimination
tournament would be ap-
propriate. 1 also would like to
see a Faculty women's team. I
would really like to see fastpitch
for women. I think that with
practice and time women could
make the adjustment and enjoy
a new aspect of the game."
1 asked Steve Jaecks his view-
point on these matters and he
said, "these suggestions are
good ones and I would be will-
ing to try them if the women
show an interest in wanting to
do it. There is no need to make
these changes if only half the
girls show up for there games.
There are alot of good
women athletes at S.C. and this
reporter would really like to see
more participation and the
limits that are set on women's
sports lifted.
Glen King explains the rales to a nagbaB team.
THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO _
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both repre-
sented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse j
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
career advancement are the rule,
_ I not the exception. The gold bar I _ _T
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
Clifton, N] 07015.
ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALLYOU CAN BE.
Southern Cynic
Just Another Tricky Day
| Gart Curtis
I'm going to tell a little story
I about a day in my life. Yea,
Ithat's it. You know, "hang
|five" and all. I was driving in-
j town. . . nothing special in
was cruising; I like to
|just cruise along. Also, my car
won't do anything else.
There are some very nice
tomes along the way. They are
big rambling places with lawns
Jthat I would hate to mow, and
■ beautiful drives up to the doors-
I -the American dream come
I true, more or less. Also, there
are some places that make me
think of the third world, not
quite Kwampachea look, but
definitely not the style brought
to mind when we think of
civilized western life. Anyway,
there is some scenic driving
around here, if you are in-
terested in contrast. . . OK.
I was going to town because
I thought maybe there would be
a sale on Arrow shirts or
something. Also, I wanted to
get a fish. The one I borrowed
from the dorm lobby apparent-
ly had a breathing problem
because he stopped about an
hour after he was poured into
his new home. (Don't tell the
dean! I was going to put him—
the fish-back so that he could
be eaten alive in a split second
by a trigger fish. Really, I
didn't want to alter his destiny;
just let him kick back for
awhile and enjoy some cool
jazz or something.)
But like I said, I was going to
town (on the freeway now) with
Mr. Ed (that is my car's name)
at a legal lope. I passed by the
knife museum and wondered
for the thousandth time what
could be so interesting about a
bunch of old knives. For a mo-
ment, I could see it all, "Jo Bob
Billy Jack caponized the last
bear in these parts with this
knife back in 1859. He (Jo Bob)
later died of food poisoning at
the ripe old age of 42." Or
maybe, "Gen. Lee used this
knife to clean and trim his
finger nails on this very spot in
the heat of battle. What a
guy."
(Dear Reader, you are by
now probably wondering where
I am going with this narrative.
Suffice to say that I am still go-
ing into town.)
So, I was going into town at
a legal lope, like I already said.
The gas gauge was low; isn't
everyone's at SC? I pulled off
the slow lane just after East
Gate Mall, because that's where
I was going. I was in a
masochistic mood and
wouldn't have minded a little
pain; I was ready to be maul-
ed. (Incidentally, that is an old
term which usually refers to
something or someone being
ripped up and destroyed
beyond recognition by either a
bear or a lion. The term is ac-
tually derived from the ex-
periences old ladies have when,
on Friday afternoons , they
enter these institutions without
hearing aids or glasses.)
I put Mr. Ed in a place where
he would be comfortable for
awhile and entered through the
Burger King. Suddenly I flash-
ed on something else I could
get. . .a room key. My thoughts
went sort of as follows: I don't
leave a stamp with my signature
in my check book; I don't keep
my code number written on my
automatic teller card; I don't
leave a note that says "these
keys are to my car, license
number thus & such." Do you
follow me? Why should have
my room key with my room
number on it? If lost, it is an
open invitation for someone to
make themselves at home in my
room, not that I'd really mind,
but you know. Besides, it costs
ten dollars to get another one
from the front desk, but if I
lose a copy, it's only a dollar to
make one in town.
As it turns out, there is a lit-
tle note on the back of the key
that says something like, "Do
not duplicate." And it costs fif-
teen dollars to bribe the
locksmith-obviously a cost
prohibitive venture. Not to
mention, it would be on my
couldn't live with
myself having bribed someone
for no monetary gain.
So the trip to East Gate was
a waste because there were no
Arrow shirts on sale, and the
pet store had moved out. No
new clothes, no fish, and no
generic room key. . .it was a
waste of gas, a waste of time,
and if you want to get picky, it
was a waste of tire tread.
After I had walked around
the mall some more, and all
these wastes finally dawned on
me, I went out to* the parking
lot and tried to remember
where I parked. When I got
back to my car I gave Mr. Ed
his head, and he naturally
started for California. I had to
warp him back towards
Collegedale.
It was a nice drive actually.
I had the windows rolled down
and the radio turned up. The
sun was setting and some high
clouds in the west were reflec-
ting yellow and red light. I
wondered if it was possible to
see the green flash over land.
The sky above me was a sharp
azure while in the east it was
darker, and a few of the
brighter stars were getting a
head start on the night. The
bugs were staying out of my
way, bless their hearts; they
weren't crowding the wind-
shield. The road seemed a little
smoother than it really was. I
had one hand on the wheel and
one hand cupping the wind that
was whistling over the side
Just off Lee Highway there
is a crooked old guy who lives
in an old cinderblock
bungalow; he has it tastefully
decorated after the third world
look, which is in vogue in his
neighborhood. I honked my
horn in sort of a salute to him,
as is the custom, and he grin-
ned and waved back.
At four corners I stopped
and scowled at the local sup-
plier of caffeine for SC.
Back at school I was just in
time to miss dinner. I was so
happy. Mr. Ed was grateful to
be turned off. I bounded up to
my room determined not to tell
a soul that I had gone to town
and had not invited them. Some
people take that very personal-
ly. This taking of offense can
lead to an awkward little con-
frontation in which both parties
make it clear to the other that
just because you've met
one.. .doesn't mean you've met
them all.
I didn't meet one. And so I
didn't have to act like one.
In the words of Roger
Daltrey, "Just another tricky
day for me."
Terry. . .
spinal column back together,
but the critical danger hadn't
passed. About three days after
the surgery, Terry quit
breathing and for five weeks
lived on a respirator.
"Those weeks were the most
depressing," Terry said. 'I
couldn't talk, and in three
weeks I lost 40 pounds. I'd look
out my window and see spring
bringing everything to life while
it seemed my own was simply
disintegrating." After getting
off the respirator Terry began
to overcome the shock of his
accident.
"There's really no way to
describe how traumatic it was,"
Terry said. "I was so physical-
ly drained that I had no emo-
tional strength. As I started to
get better I regained my emo-
tions and started rediscovering
myself. I was a totally new
person."
After his hospitalization
Terry went to Birmingham,
Alabama, for rehabilitation
where he was taught the current
living techniques for the
paralyzed. He then began adap-
ting to a new style of living.
"You never snap back," he
states. "You have to start from
where you are, and slowly, very
slowly, things change back to a
normal life."
"I had grown to feel like a
machine," he contiunes, "with
doctors talking about my heart
and blood pressure in a way
similar to a couple of men
discussing the engine of a
Chevy. It was hard to start feel-
ing like a person again,
discovering a personality, tastes
in clothing, etc., when for such
a long time my only goal was in
staying alive."
Being the fighter that he is,
Terry accomplished that goal,
even making it to his gradua-
tion at Highland during his
rehabilitation period.
"It's not courage so much as
it is simply wanting to live,"
Terry states. "I have a strong
desire to live; I love life and am
more ambitious now than I was
before the accident."
Before, Terry had wanted to
major in computer science and
business, and work with his
father in "Wilks Publications."
He also wanted to join the gym-
nastics team here at Southern
though he claims he was never
"super good."
Now, he's working on a
degree in mechanical engi-
neering, following his enjoy-
ment of design, and hopes to
finish it up at Georgia Tech.
"I've always wanted to be an
engineer," Terry asserts, "and
I decided that it would be bet-
ter for me to go for something
I really wanted than something
I felt I ought to do."
His interests, Terry main-
tains, have not changed
dramatically. He simply found
new ways to enjoy them. He
loves horses and someday
hopes to breed and raise them.
Terry is also an artist. He
draws with a pencil in his
mouth, with his face six inches
from the easel, a fact his talent
has not suffered from.
Yet despite the adjustments
that he has made, Terry has
often wondered "Why me?"
and has experienced times of
bitterness directed at the seem-
ing unfairness of his physical
handicaps, but adds that he
tries not to think about such
things anymore.
"They say not facing the
facts is bad," he said, "but
sometimes it is necessary-in
order to keep persevering.
Since the accident, Terry
believes that his spiritual life
has become more realistic. "I
see God as my partner and aid,
more than an imperial to
serve," he states.
I feel God has given me a set
of general guidelines, " said
Terry, "and wants me to find
my own way in them."
Terry is determined to suc-
ceed in his future, whichever
direction it takes.
"Life has dealt me a hard
blow," he admits, "but it can't
stop me from living."
Classifieds
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GENERAL
2552 HOT LINE:Sports! SA
Activites! Chapel Programs!
Who's playing each evening?
Who's in first place? What's
going on for chapel? What's
happening Sabbath afternoon
and Saturday night? Be inform-
ed by dialing 2552, and
remember that for all you do
this line's for you.
The International Club will
have Sabbath School in Sum-
merour Hall, room 105 this
coming Sabbath, Oct. 6, at 9:30
a.m. This will be a regularly
meeting Sabbath School for the
rest of the school year.
Start thinking about Christmas
gifts now. I have a beautiful
selection of handmade and
carved Lazy Susans on swivel
bases. Sizes range from 7 inches
to 14 inches and prices range
from $12.00 to $28.00. Orders
are coming in fast so order
now. Call Roy at 396-3525, or
write Roy Weeden, P.O. Box
914, Collegedale, TN 37315.
Hunter Museum of Art is kick-
ing off its 1984-85 Rhythms
Southeast Concerts series with
a performance of jazz, blues
and boogie by Erwin Heifer's
Friends, featuring vocalists
Angela Brown. The event is set
for 8:00 on Saturday night, Oc-
tober 13 in the Museum
auditorium on Bluff View.
Tickets are now on sale at the
Museum, $4 for members,
students and senior citizens,
and $6 general.
Wanted: Arts and Crafts per-
sons! We want people who
handcraft work in traditional or
contemporary Arts & Crafts to
participate in the Blaine Arts &
Crafts Seventh Annual Fall
Festival, November 3rd. Call
for more information Billie C.
Freeman at 933-3463 or
933-3463, or Judy Bullis at
933-1743.
Foresight
YEARBOOK PICTURES
Underclassmen retakes will be
taken October 17 from 10-12
noon and 3-6 p.m. in the Stu-
dent Center. If you did not get
your picture taken by Olan
Mills at registration, be sure to
sign up at the Memories office
for a sitting. You will NOT be
charged. Also, if you are not
happy with your proofs, you
may have your picture retaken
for a fee of $1.75.
SENIOR PORTRAITS
Senior portraits will be taken
October 14 and 15 from 1-6
p.m. Sign up at the Memories
office for a sitting. You will
NOT be charged for proofs.
The Division of Nursing
presents Jean Cates, Ed.D. in
"Assertiveness for Nurses"
Thursday evening, October 4,
6-8 p.m., Mazie Herin Hall,
Rm. 103. Participants will leam
how to cope in the leadership
role at this the third program in
the Florence Oliver Anderson
Nursing Series, 1984-85.
HEARTLAND
October 6, 1984, 8:00 p.m.
This higly acclaimed film of
1981 portrays ranch life on the
Wyoming frontier in 1910. Not
the usual western cowboys or
outlaws, it is instead a study of
human emotions and of sur-
vival in a hostile environment.
The film will be shown in the
Thatcher Hall worship room.
A Fall flea market is planned by
the Symphony Guild, sup-
porters of the Symphony Or-
chestra at Southern College of
Seventh-day Adventists, Sun-
day, October 14, from 9 a.m.
to 4 p.m. in the two parking
lots near J. Mabel Wood Hall
on the Collegedale campus. For
more information or to reserve
a space, individuals may call
396-2124 or 396-2995.
The Scholarship Bank has an-
nounced ten new scholarship
programs that are currently ac-
cepting applications from col-
lege students. See the Testing
and Counseling Center for
more information.
This Fall FM 90.5 WSMC con-
tinues SOUTHERN COL-
LEGE RECITAL HALL, a
series of concerts featuring
musicians of Southern College
of Seventh-day Adventists. The
concerts begin on Sunday, Oc-
tober 7th at 12:15 p.m. with
music of Potilenc and Saint-
Seans performed by the college
orchestra and combined choirs
under the direction of Orlo
Gilbert. Succeeding programs
on SOUTHERN COLLEGE
RECITAL HALL will feature
the Southern College Band,
Chorale, Die Meistersinger
Male Chorus, and the Col-
legedale Caroliers. Piano, tuba,
violin, cello and voice soloists
will also be featured on the
programs.
PERSONAL
Mike and Dave,
It's just not the same without
y'all. I'll be down before
forever, and believe me, you'U
know when "The Boss"
Letters.
THE "TRUE ISSUES"
Dear Editor,
This letter is in response to
your last issue's publication of
a letter from Valerie Boston.
She apparently is not informed
about the "true issues" that are
involved in both macroecono-
mics as well as our country's
system of politics.
She says, in essence, that
Reagan's economic policies aid
the rich and hinder or deprive
fhe poor. Is she totally unaware
that the number one enemy of
the poor is a high inflation rate?
Reagan has only cut the infla-
tion rate by better than fify per-
cent. What more is he to do
help them in this regard, short
of handing out meal tickets
She also criticizes the fact that
he was an actor and is able to
communicate with great expet-
tise. Does she desire another
president that keeps us in the
dark about his policies and
can't communicate effectively?
Also, what's wrong with con-
centrating on the good in
America instead of dwelling on
the bad. Didn't someone once
say that a positive outlook wil]
bring a positive outcome?
In closing, please let us open
our minds to the whole story
before we begin to pick at the
details.
Jeff Potter
Craig
P.S. The same goes for you-
Wurl, Ciuffardi, Miller,
Hendersons, and Rice.
LMT,
I know absence makes the heart
grow fonder, but don't you
think this is getting a little
ridiculous? I'm looking for-
ward to what the new year will
bring.
Love always,
CCC
Friday October 5 8:00 p.m. Vespers: David Smith
Saturday October 6 Church Service: Gordon Bietz
8:00 p.m. Humanities Film Series*
8:00 p.m. Recreational Activitiest
Men's Club Golf Tournament
8:00 p.m. Concert: Robert Sage
5:00 p.m."That Delicate Balance"*
Chapel: Melvin Campbell
Midweek Service: Gordon Bietz
Chapel: "What's Happenin'?'
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V. 40 Jjrlg
Being the Expression of the Students
of
Southern Missionary College
nctti wj
Collegedale, Tennessee, Sepiember 28, 1945
llment Reaches N
High
34% INCREASE IN COLLEGE
io* INCREASE IN TOTAL
Faculty Increased by Ten New Membe
ogv. chemistry,
Mr. Boynton is also
sponsor of the- Collegedale
lary Volunteer Society,
i Southwestern Junior College
Professor S. W. Dake, teacher
f business administration, and acad-
my algebra and geometry. Professor
offering Dike was formerly the manager of the
planing mill at Kecne, Texas.
if the Health Service and
also physical education teacher is Miss
Mi!d-cd Ec-Jii af Andrew, Sowel. Clio-
of Robert
Miss Elaine Giddings from Heidel-
berg College, South Africa, heads the
Department of English and Speech.
The similarity of the school at South-
ern Missionary College to that of
Helderbcrg was noted by Miss Gid-
dings as one of her first reasons tor lik-
ing Collegedale. Physical culture is the
hobby of the English department head.
Coming from New York State to
head the Department of Home Eco-
nomics is Miss Lois Lurile Heiser. A
graduate of Atlantic Union College,
the importance of
young men and young women
mg the fundamentals of home
'lusiistic sport fan,
larly enjoys roller
Then.
Editorial
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year is to give wide coverage of the news and activities of Southern
Missionary College. Friends and parents of students will be kept
informed of happenings on the campus, and students themselves
will learn of events with which they are unfamiliar.
As the size of our college increases, and the number of activities
grows, constant improvements will be made in the paper. We an-
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have, with as many cuts and cartoons as possible.
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I E. O* Grundset
•A blaze of autumnal glory; the
| trees in our surrounding ridges
I and valleys are bursting into.
I eolor-the maples crimson red.
I the oaks maroon and golden
crown, the hickories all shades
of orange and yellow, and
■smaller trees such as sumac and
sweet gum punctuating the
scene with fiery red, pink, and
(even purple. No where in the
world is there such a sight as an
nerican autumn-foreigners
nd natives alike are constant-
Ay amazed.
(►Teachers unexpectedly in-
troducing The Project; just
when students were catching on
now to survive quizzes, lab
periods, reports, collateral
ading, and notebooks, here
come detailed and lengthy in-
uctions on how to produce
he ubiquitous project, a device
intended to 'enhance one's ap-
preciation and give meaning to
this course.' Uh, Uta!
[•Fruit stands bulging with
baskets of apples and piles of
■pumpkins, sacks of potatoes
land onions, jugs of cider, and
■bunches of muscadine grapes.
" Baseball play-offs, the World
Series, college and professional
football reaching new heights
of excitement (with basketball
nudging in gradually),, and on
top of all that the presidential,
congressional, and local
political races vying for our at-
tention with debates, speeches
and haranguing arguments.
What ecstasy it will be to turn
on the TV without some smil-
ing politician saying, "My
fellow Americans ..."
*Cobl, crisp weather (we notice
little pick-up trucks already
delivering loads of wood for
fireplaces to plan-ahead
households) and hazy wisps of
smoke starting to curl over
houses; with the cooler weather
students finally have a chance
to wear those new geometric-
patterned sweaters, jackets, and
trousers— many of them equip-
ped with clever vents, pleats,
and little useless pockets all
over.
•The Fall Festival . . . black
cats . . . jack o" lanterns!
JTShim
The Business Club has
started signing up members.
For five dollars one will be
issued a share (membership
card) that will entitle the holder
"to all rights, privileges and ac-
tivities for the 1984-85 fiscal
year" of the local Business
Club," said the recently-elected
President, John Brownlow.
At the last club chapel,
(Thursday September 27) the
Division of Business and Office
Administration intended to
elect nine members to the Ad-
visory Board from the seven-
teen on the ballot. Since there
was a tie there are ten people on
the Board. They met Monday,
October 1, to elect officers
from among themselves.
The officers of the club are
John Brownlow, President;
Susie Crabtree, Executive Vice-
President and Public Relations;
Steve Wilson, Vice-President
for Finance; Garth Thoresen,
Vice-President for Social Ac-
tivities; Donald Chase, Vice-
President for Religious Affairs;
Chip Cannon, Vice-President
for Records; Mike Dickerhof f ,
Gary Howe, Bobby Kendall
and Mike Waller, Advisory
Board Members. Sponsors are
Richard Erickson and Dan
Rozell.
To the accusation that the
dues this year are a dollar over
last year's, the President
responded, "But they're going
to get a lot more for then-
money than last year."
"We're excited about the
coming year," said President
Brownlow on election day.
When asked what he had
planned, Brownlow was not
very enthused about being
quoted since he had had little
time to confirm arrangements.
However, some of the
possibilities to be investigated
and planned are the following:
Business Club Weekend Retreat
at Fall Creek Falls, Christmas
party, vespers in the Student
Center and faulty residences,
fall-colors train trip, excursion
to Stone Mountain for laser
show, benefit film, etc.
Last Saturday night, the first
Business Club-sponsored activi-
ty occurred in the Talge Hall
rec room. Refreshments were
served to about eighty people
who populated the room that
night. The main activity was the
showing of the video Mr.
Mom- a hilarious exposition of
modern role reversal.
These plans were made
within the first one hundred
minutes of the Brownlow Ad-
ministration, making the
outlook for bigger and better
things exciting. With this in
mind, the Business Club en-
courages you to sign up.
Mind Conditioning Seminar Scheduled
Southern College Orchestra Regroups
Sheila Elwln direct the group for the G.C.
With the start of a new this summer in New Orleans,
■school year, the Southern Col- Louisiana.
liege orchestra has again Also on the future agenda is
I regrouped. The S.C. orchestra a return to the Orient. Though
lis unlike the average college definite destinations have not
lorchestra, yet been determined, the plans
In 1967, Professor Orlo are being set for the summer of
I Gilbert, conductor, started the 1986.
IgroupwithdmylSinexperienc- This school year's schedule
led string and woodwind will be as follows: Oct. 13-
players. Since then, careful nur- Pop's Concert, Oct. 20-Atlanta
ing has expanded the or- Medical Meeting, Oct. 26-
ichestra to the 66-piece Pisgah/Fletcher tour, Nov. 15-
organization it is today. Chapel concert, Nov. 17-Home
Now acquiring a worldwide concert with guest artist, Dec.
putation, the group has, since 7-Cbristmas Concert, Mar. 1 5-
[1979, visited Korea, Japan, Florida tour, Mar.
Phillipines, Taiwan, Hong 20-Collegedale chruch service,
Kong, Thailand, Singapore, April 21-Dmner concert.
Australia, Fiji, New Zealand,
Hawaii, Russia, and Romania.
The travels aren't over,
The concert scheduled for.
November 17 will include guest
violinist Kenneth Sarch from
f though. Gilbert has been asked Winchester Conservatory.
by Elder Charles L. Brooks, Sarch has performed nation-
i General Conference Associate wide, and in Canada, Israel,
Director for Sabbath Schools, and South America.
I to take the orchestra and form Also featured with the or-
the nucleus of a world wide chestra this year is one of its
| symphony. Brooks, who is also own members, Kevin ComwelL
in charge of all music for the principal bassoonist. Cornwell
upcoming General Conference is a sophmore music major and
1 session, requested that Gilbert will solo in several concerts.
I Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it
extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.
Comte De Bussy-Rabutin
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Steve Morris
Professor Joseph L. Correa,
an educator and well-known
speaker from Peru, South
America, will be conducting a
seminar on mind conditioning
as it relates to today's Chris-
tians at the Apison SDA
Church School Auditorium this
weekend.
"People are being pro-
grammed and manipulated by
many things in today's socie-
ty," says Correa. "There is so
much deception going on in the
area of mind conditioning that
we want to make people aware
of what is really happening."
Correa, who has a Master's
degree in music education and
psychology, along with his wife
Lindy, has done extensive
research on the subject of men-
tal health and human behavior.
Consequently, he offers insight,
information, and counsel in the
area of positive Christain
motivation.
Four different presentations
will be made, one on Friday
evening at 7:00 p.m. and three
on Sabbath at 9:30 and 11:00
a.m. and 5 p.m. The final
presentation on Sabbath after-
noon, entitled "St. George and
the Dragon," is an informative,
multi-media program revealing
deceptions ranging from con-
temporary Christian music to
games such as Dungeons and
Dragons,
The seminar is intended to be
useful for Christians desiring to
build a strong personal relation-
ship with God and replacing
negative atitudes and thinking
for a more positive successful
life.
"Anyone wanting to reduce
their lukewarmness and lack of
interest in spiritual things,
should not miss this seminar,"
states Mrs. Correa, who along
with her husband has given this
instruction to Christians all
over the U.S. and win be travel-
ing to Rome, Italy, next week
to conduct a seminar there.
The seminar is free, open to
the public, and intended to be
of interest to all age groups.
The auditorium is located on
Bates Road near the intersec-
tion of Brainerd Road and
Apison Pike about three miles
from Collegedale.
U.S. Department of Transportation
The rampaging typhoon
that smashed Guam on
May 22. 1976 isn't on the
frontpages anymore. But
it will be a long time before
the people of Guam forget
it And it will be a long time
before Red Crass forgets it
Because we were there , too.
Believe it or not Guam
was only one of 30,000
disaster; in the last 12
months where we were
called on for major hdp.
whldifs the reason our
disaster funds are disas-
trously low And an impor-
tant reason why we need
your continued support.
Help us. Because the
things we do really help. In
your own neighbomood.
Anda
And the world.
s America.
Guam.
counted
onus.
DRINKING AND DRIVING
CAN KILL A FRIENDSHIP
Annual Pops Concert
This Saturday
U
"America 1984" will be the
central theme for music to be
presented next Saturday night
by four major musical groups
at Southern College of Seventh-
day Adventists.
The Southern College Pops
Concert at 8:15 p.m. on Oc-
tober 13, in the Physical Educa-
tion Building, is a program in
the Artist-Adventure Series on
the Collegedale campus.
The 66-member Symphony
Orchestra, directed by Orlo
Gilbert, will lead off with "The
Star Spangled Banner" and "A
Star Spangled Spectacular" in
the first segment. "Brian's
Song," "Yesterday," and
"Dance of the Comedians" are
also planned.
"Step to the Rear," "Save
the Bones of Henry Jones," "If
1 Had a Hammer," and "Blue
Skies" are some of the popular
numbers in the repertoire of the
Chamber Singers. The mixed-
voice group is composed of two
dozen students led by Dr. Don
Runyan.
' 'A bunch of Southern songs
which take care of some re-
quests" will be played by the
Concert Band, according to Pat
Silver, conductor. "Dixie,"
"Chattanooga Choo-Choo,"
"Carolina in the Morning" and
"Alabama Jubilee" are a few
of them. A march, "The
Southerner," as well as selec-
tions from the musical, "An-
nie," will be included. Over 80
members are in the band.
The fourth campus musical
organization on the progarm
will be Die Meistersinger, led by
Dr. Marvin L. Robertson,
chairman of the Divison of
Music at Southern College. Ty-
ing in directly with the Statue of
Liberty stage setting, the male
chorus will be singing, "Give
Me Your Tired, Your Poor."
Other numbers are "Once in
Love With Amy,""One of
Those Songs," and as finale,
"Battle Hymn of the
Republic."
General admission is $1 at
the door.
The greatest of faults, I should
say, is to be conscious of none.
Thomas Carlyle
Fall Religion Retreat
A Success
The same weekend that the
SM Club held its fall retreat,
the Southern Ministries
Association held its own.
Braving the cold weather, the
Division of Religion and the
religion majors' club co-
sponsored a retreat last
weekend at Hidden Valley
Youth Camp in Apison. Along
with the blessings of a relaxing
weekend of fellowship, those
attending were refreshed by
Elder Warren Johns' presenta-
tions on the unique blending of
theology and geology. Friday
night the speaker demonstrated
Adventist's distinctive roots are
in God's creative powers and
His promised second coming.
Thus the importance of our-
name Seventh-day comes from
Genesis, and the name Adven-
tist comes from Revelation.
Following a chilly evening,
we gathered for Sabbath School
in the warm dining hall the next
morning. The adult Sabbath
School was presented by a
panel of students, moderated
by Dale Morgan. Many cob-
mented that it was the highlit"
of the weekend.
Sabbath afternoon was speal
in fellowship and free tiro.
allowing the retreat to achieve
its goal-a time to escape fro"
the frantic pace of college a
to commune with our Creator.
After this time of leisure, El*
Johns presented "10,000 VoW
in Nature," in which he dn»
analogies and lessons which o*
can learn by observing G»»
creatures. All enjoyed his at*
ty to relate to "the children"
all ages" during this spec"1
"children hour".
Upon reflection during t"
final devotional on Sun«
morning, several 8*
testimonies to the rededica" '
redirection, and renewed ^
spiration gained durins
retreat. As we said our 8°*
byes to our guest, we. ha*
him for bringing us a mes»
of both revival^
reassurance in God's renin
church's message.
TCm^Hiang^nnalizeo
Tom Hunter
As of July 1, 1982, Southern
Missionary College will be no
more. In a meeting held Tues-
day, February 16, the Board of
Trustees voted unamimously to
change the name of the institu-
tion to Southern College of
Seventh-day Adventists.
Of the 19 members present,
all were in favor of the name
chosen. Also present at the
meeting were about 50
members of the Committee of
100 and 20 or so faculty
members. In a general vote
taken, all but two were oppos-
ed to the name chosen, but all
;ere in favor of change.
Reasons given for the name
change included the problem
I some graduates were having on
I job searches with the word
I "missionary", as employers
■ were concerned that students
■were trained for oversea mis-
Ision work instead of recogniz-
ling SMC as the liberal arts col-
llege which it is. Another reason
I given by Dr. Wayne Thurber,
College Public Relations Direc-
tor, was that when trying to get
various foundations to donate
money to the school they are
apprehensive about the word
"missionary."
The name was derived from
a suggestion by a name change
committee headed by Bryan
Strayer— Southeastern College.
The name was shortened to
Southern for a couple of
reasons according to SMC
President Frank Knittel; the
first reason being that the union
in which our college is situated
includes more than the
southeast region of the country;
the second being to avoid con-
fusion with the new
Southeastern Conference of
Seventh-day Adventists.
Dr. Knittel reported that he
will fully support the name
change decision. When ques-
tioned about the student reac-
tion to the change Knittel
said, "There is always an initial
adverse reaction when an in-
stitution changes its name,"
and cited a similar discordant
attitude which existed when
Emmanuel Missionary College
changed its name to Andrews
Univeristy in the past.
When speaking about the ap-
parent length of the name com-
pared to the present one Knit-
tel says,"l anticipate that an
abbreviated version. Southern
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The general reaction of the
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8 ajn. • 2 p.m. Mon. • Fri.
6 p.m. - 7 p.m. Mon. & Thurs.
Era Ends as Talge Hall Comes Down
The old makes way for the
new, and an era ends as Talge
Hall comes down at Southern
Missionary College.
Talge Hall, named after Mr.
John H. Talge of Indiana, has
been razed at SMC, and a new
library will go up in its place.
Shortly after having moved the
college to its present site from
Graysville, the College Board
planned a new men's dormitory,
to be started in 1918 and finish-
ed in 1919.
The men lived in what was
called the "Yellow House," (the
Thatcher Mansion), in tent
houses, and in an old make-
shift dormitory. Part of the
money for the new dormitories
was provided by the General
Conference, hut it was insuffi-
Mn. lilva Gardner writes in
her history that World War I
had interfered in raising funds
and getting necessary help to
complete the building in time for
the opening of the fall school
term in 1919.
"BhV' Mrfi. Gardner con-
tinues, "the two union presi-
dents, Elder Branson and Elder
Wight, called in most of the
workers in the two unions con-
ference for a 'workers bee* to
help erect the new building. All
who could leave their work came
with overalls, hammers, and
saws. The fifty that responded
lived in tents while erecting the
new dormitory. These were
joined by a few volunteer work-
ers. One of the men, who had a
broken arm, still did his part in
planning the work and over-
seeing the enterprise. No archi-
tect was employed.
"The lumber used in the
Billy Sunday Tabernacle in
Atlanta. The men pulled out the
nails, straightened pounds of
them, then found they couldn't
use the nails because they
couldn't be driven into the hard
wood. It was while these men
were building the dormitory that
they heard the November 11,
1918, Armistice Day excitement
in Chattanooga, 18 miles away.
"When the funds for the
dormitory ran out early in 1919,
the work was at a standstill, but
the rooms on the upper floors
while the first floors <
men's parlor was on the first
floor. It also served as the
college chapel and «4mrch, The
chapel benches were made of
strips of flooring nailed onto
standards made of rough boards.
used for several years. "
helping take the nails out of the
lumber and by Unking it and
doing other fobs suitable to
their ability. The dumiiloty was
year with great sacrifice because
of the depression of 1920-22.
At the Founders Day pro-
gram of October 12, 1951, the
Talge Hall The 1928 yearbook
had been dedicated to "Mr.
Talge, whose interest in' the
growth and development of
Southern Junior College,
prompted him to support loyally
the founders and burden-bearers
of this institution in those crises
where the challenge brought
from him such abundant and
outstanding liberality that the
future success of the college
must always be due in no small
measure to his generous gifts."
Mr. Talge died March 12.1952.
Over the period of his life,
after passing by and stopping at
CoUegedale in 1917, be had
of dollars and materials to the
college from the Talge Mahog-
any Company in Indianapolis.
dence hall, which later became
Jones Hall, with a dresser, a bed,
a table and chair for each
woman — at that time 50. He
had a rug. In 1918 he senta car-
load of flooring for the women's
home. When the women moved
of ate
college.
Hag
money to help start use basket
industry, hripiug to erect me
holding which is now part of
the broom factory. He cordrib-
uted several thousand dollars Id
help build the bam; he sent
through years. AD of these gifts
school was struggling to survive.
During the years Mr. Talge and
his wif e became memberu of the
Seventh -day Adventist Church.
There was nostalgia m
CoUegedale as the wrecking
crew bought down Talge Hatt.
As it dSssatseaVtihnost as if by
a hurricane or V— "*\ mixed
auctions filled the minds of
down. It had served long and
faithfully; it had been there al-
most exactly 50 years.' It had
seen thousands of young men
come and go; it had served its
purposes wefl, and now h made
way for the new. An era was
buildings, and a new look to
Southern Missionary College.
With its long veranda and
upper porches, with the beauti-
ful evergreens in front, and with
its rough hewn stained-red sid-
ing, it wiU always live in the
memory of those young men
who lived in it
Having moved into what was
formerly the Women's Resi-
dence Hall, the young men wfll
take up a new college life in the
fall with new fmiroundings,
It will not be the same, but it is
progress, which is SMCs best
tradition.
August 19, 1968
THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO _
BECOMING ANURSE IN THE ARMY.
I And they're both repre-
I sented by the insignia you wear
I as a member of the Army Nurse
I Corps. The caduceus on the left
I means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
I career advancement are the rule,
.;«» J not the exception. The gold bar — _ -
^le^htmeans you command respect as an Army officer. If you re
earning TbSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713.
Clifton, N] 07015.
ARMYNURSECORPS-BEALLYDUCANBE.
A Dedication...
In keeping with the theme of this issue the Accent Staff
felt that it would be a good idea to interview the very
first student editor. There was one problem with this
idea, however: to Find the person. First of all, we had
to checkout the bound issues in the SDA Room of the
McKee Library. After going through the first few
issues, we found what we were looking for. This
reporter wouldn't have to go very far to track the first
editor down for an interview. The very first student
editor of our school paper was Frances Andrews, who
is currently teaching in the Communications Depart-
ment here at Southern College. Miss Andrews has been
part of the college for nineteen years as both student
and teacher. She has at one time or another filled nearly
every staff position on the paper. The Southern Accent
would like to take this opportunity to dedicate this
anniversary issue to Miss Andrews.
Abote: The stall ot our school p«per meets witb Editor Frances Andrews (right).
An Interview With Frances Andrews
ACCENT: Miss Andrews, ACCENT: Were you involv-
how did you become the editor? ed with the paper all four years
you were a student?
Were you elected?
ANDREWS: Yes, during my
ANDREWS: In 1945 r.
Southern Missionary College f°»r y°™ al ^-C. I
college. The ed"°^ l^mt edltor' and
feature writer.
the
became a senior
enrollment was up 34 percent
over the previous year. The first
two issues of the Southern Ac-
cent were produced by the
English Composition classes,
under the direction of Elaine but it
Geddings. As the adviser she AfV™T. „
checked all the articles for ACCENT: How many years
writing ability, and following after vou graduated did you
return to S.M.C.?
ACCENT: Did you get paid
for being the editor?
ANDREWS: Not one dime,
» worth it.
issue two she asked n
the position of editor
i fill
ANDREWS: Four years
later, in 1953. I was hired to
the paper teacn En8lish and Journalism.
ACCENT: How soon after
your return were you chosen as
linotype" machine^ the Southern Accent adviser?
the type line by line
ACCENT: When you
the editor, how
typeset?
ANDREWS: The type <
which
on strips of lead. The lead is
melted and impressed, then
cooled till it is solid. The paper M.ss.onary College K. A.
s typeset by the College Press Wri»ht- who was tne P^idem
ANDREWS: When con-
tacted to come to Southern
who also printed the paper for
ACCENT: How often did
the paper come out?
ANDREWS: The Southern
Accent came out every two
weeks. We never had a late
asked me if I would, along with
my teaching, be willing to fill
the position of adviser.
ACCENT: You left S.M.C. a
second time, correct? When did
you return the second time?
"real" newspaper. I also
preferred the weekly produc-
tion schedule.
ACCENT: What year did the
Southern Accent staff first use
a Compugraphic machine?
ANDREWS: The Student
Association acquired the first
Compugraphic in 1976. The
computer age had arrived at
S.M.C.
ACCENT: Of aU the posi-
tions you've filled on the paper,
which one did you like the
most?
ANDREWS: By far, editor,
because you stay more in touch
with the student body.
ACCENT: Which position
did you like the least?
ANDREWS: Almost
everything I did in regards to
production of the paper was en-
joyable. Although as the ad-
viser, there were a few tense
ACCENT: Did any of the
other Southern Accent editors
continue their involvement in
the journalism field?
ANDREWS: Most of the
former editors are either work-
ing in communications for the
denomination or frequently
having articles printed in cur-
rent denominational publica-
tions.
Presenting-
The Seniors of '49
Frances Andrews
She (Frances Andrews) will graduate
with a major in English and minors in
history, education, and Bible....
Her activities show her belief in the
old saying that "variety is the spice of
life." During her four years at Col-
legedale, Frances has been an active
prayer band leader, a member of the
seminar groups, the first editor, as well
as associate editor, of the SOUTHERN
ACCENT, make-up editor and editor-
in-chief of Southern Memories,
secretary of the Student Senate, and
secretary of the International Relations
Club....
November S, 1948
ANDREWS: Yes, I left in
issue. Janurary of 1959. 1 returned in
ArrpWT ...... t. August 1975-once again to
ACCENT: With the paper teach English and Journalism,
only coming out every *■—
-
weeks was it hard to keep it
current?
ANDREWS: We did more
pre-reports and follow-ups than
ran in later years.
ACCENT: Did you have
specific columnists, or did you
just use straight news articles?
ACCENT: When you return-
ed, did you once again fill the
role of adviser for the paper?
ANDREWS: Yes, as before
the president at the time, Frank
Knittel, asked if I would include
it in my program.
ACCENT: When you return-
ANDREWS: More short t the' w»v T ™A ?T%
straight news articles were us- '" "* Way *e "aper looked?
ed. We did have columnists ANDREWS: Yes, I was
who kept up with dormitory pleasantly surprised ihat the
and club news. Southern Accent looked like a
ACCENT: Is there any par-
ticular incident that stands out
in your mind which drastically
affected the paper?
ANDREWS: Yes, the day
Don Jehle made his presenta-
tion to the S.A. to purchase the
first Compugraphic machine.
Overnight the look of the paper
was greatly enhanced.
ACCENT: Do you have any
advice for students interested in
writing either for the Southern
Accent, for their own enjoy-
ment, or as a career?
ANDREWS: Many students
feel they wouldn't benefit from
a course in journalism. But I
would say that anyone planning
a professional career could
benefit from the orderly, con-
cise disciplines taught in
journalism.
Frances Andrews at the time she
editor of the Accent.
Shopping Center Construction
To Get Underway in March
Preliminary plans for the con-
iiriKiion uf j new shopping center
on the campus of SMC were ap-
proved by the Board of Trustees
of Southern Missionary College
January 25.
Construction, which will be done
by the college crew, will begin in
March and should be finished in
August of this year. The center will
be called College Plaza.
The architect is working on the
details of the plans which will con-
sist of a mall type. Walkways will
be covered and well-lighted. There
will be terrazzo floors in the main
buildings, taped musk throughout
and ample parking space.
will consist of a super market, ("<-'
cantile, Collegedale Distributors,
Credit Union office, a barber shop,
beauty shop, railway «Pre"
post office, Book and Bible Hou*
and a restaurant Provisions"
being made in the planning *>U
extension shops may be built UW
the first of which will be a w
teria A service station *'" *~
built on the north.
The center will be built on «
.o.ji.tno^eastofthe^omen,
Residence HalL-PAN ^
-February 23, »u ^
ACCENT DRIVES FOR 4000 SUBS
is well than one nun running, but :he object
,ry of SMC-^1,000 subs to the
best school paper! As one of the
faculty members has Slid, with the
■ it started the campaign, there
should be no trouble in reaching the
t even exceeding it ! obtain-
The (
this
sex led by
charming Maude Dubberly. But be-
| hind all campaigns there mus "
will push both sides —
i Ammons. The campai
To Change or Not to Change
SMC's 17-Year-0ltl Name?
th sides want
vcs. but prim
a victory for their
lily for the SOUTH
At the begin
riing of the schoc
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1 .,Hil,r„K
P
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a bi-weddy. fo
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Ret on the
If any subset
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s subscription n
owhemay
do so by sending
Southern Accent', Collegcdale,
Tennessee. These subs may be credited
to any student's side by merely indi-
"'"«• August 8, 1952
Most Courteous
Students Selected;
Miss Jones Speaks
As a climax to "Courtesy Week" at
Computer Dating Give Hope to Dateless
Take heart, there's hope for the Dateless Wonders yet!
Computer dating returns to SMC, beginning, of all days, on
[Valentine's Day. Sponsored by Computer Science Instructor,
I Gerald Owens, this years program is guaranteed to be an improve- SM^ February 4 10 9. the
I ment Over the previous years. vealed in the chapel program thai
I Questionnaires will be passed out during chapel to students who eluded the week. Those selected
i wish to become better acquainted with one another. The eight J^d stud^nt!t'Elatne,IHe^sSll!,
I questions asked will be geared towards establishing a person's likes courteous girl; and Bill Dysinger,
| and interests in someone of the opposite sex.
I Instead of pairing people on a one-to-one basis, a student will
| be matched with a group of eight other students who fall in the
category of his same peeves. From this tabulation of eight ?£ Gf sei^ng^them
| similarities, he may have his option of selecting a dating partner
' from a knowledgeable computer or trust his own fallible instincts.
Once this program begins, a survey will be given to decide if
I it will continue on a regular basis. This decision will be determin-
ed by the amount of student response. -February 14, 1980
y Bruce G. Freeman, Jr.
dent to 'speak out on certain issues.
This includes letting you know as
individual and as a part of a
unified student body, what the issue
how the SA relates itself to the
problem and how I, as your presi-
dent, regard the issue.
Expressed opinion is an admin -
lator's eternal problem. To keep
ie from attaching a long handle
an "expressed opinion" and
clobbering the administrator ovet
the head with it, many leaders use
macy, which in many cases is neces-
leadership skills and qualities.
Complete Concept
ut in most every leader's ex-
perience there are instances when
opinion should be expressed. This
opinion on certain issues should be
finn, but not dogmatic; flexible,
bat not wishy-washy. A complete
concept of the issue and the prob-
< the fall by
Home Eco-
sponsored the
WSMC-FM Starts Tests
To Prepare for Broadcasts
WSMC-FM, Southern Mission-
ary College's educational FM radio
station, began program tests Wed-
nesday, according to John Vogt,
general manager of the station.
Under the terms of the construc-
tion permit granted by the Federal
time ago, WSMC will make pro-
gram tests for several weeks before
it goes into actual official broad-
Educotronal Station
The station is an educational out-
let for Southern Missionary College
and has a power of 10 watts, and
it may be received on 8S.1 mega-
The tests will be carried on for
several weeks intermittently be-
tween the hours of 5 and 9 P-M.
Student-Faculty
Parties Planned
For Staff Homes
Students and faculty members wili
work together in planning parties in
faculty members' homes for Satur-
day night, December 2, according
to Mr. Edgar Grundset, chairman
of the Social Committee of the
"Students may plan the party
and request to use the faculty mem-
ber's home, or faculty members may
plan the party and invite students,"
said Mr. Grundset
Some students and faculty mem-
bers are already planning their
parties, and Mr. Grundset urged
that plans be made early and guests
invited so that the last minute rush
can be avoided.— PAN
Unofficial tests show that the
signal was received loud and clear
as far away as Signal Mountain,
but the station is designed, primar-
ily, to serve the residents of the
valley in which Southern Mission-
ary College is located.
Joint Operation
The station is jointly operated
by the Student Association and the
Southern Missionary College. Con-
trol is vested in Southern Mission-
ary College.
Other officers of the station arc
Terry McComb, programs director;
Dana UUoth, head technician; Dax-
rell Cross, business manager;
Donna Faltin, secretary; and Pro-
fessor Gordon Hyde, advisor to the
station and head of the Communi-
Depax
i the .
Consultant
is Mr. B. B. Barnes, who was chief
engineer of WAPO Broadcasting
Service for 16 years. Presently he
is chief engii
for WRGP-TV
6 Planned
When actual scheduled programs
begin, the station will carry mainly
classical and semi -classical music
Other programs will include tran-
scriptions furnished by the French
broadcasting system and by the
Canadian Broadcasting System.
vill be of
jiortaT and cultural nature. /
iligious music, other programs
The station also plans to present
public service and informational
programs that will be of general
interest to the public— PAN
-November 20, 1961
In the chapel program, presented b)
a joint Home Economics- Us hers Club
committee, skits depicted in a hypothe-
tical way the methods of the spin
used during the past month. David
Henriksen was chairman of the joinl
for the skits.
The Monday chapel program of tht
week featured Miss Maude Jones, in-
structor at SMC for 34 years.
"Courtesy is not to be gleaned from
iges of a fool nor copied f rr
the:
s of another, but rather it
Miss Jones continued with
Hoping that the reader fully
understands the above statements,
I would like to talk about a subject
that v**™ to be gaining momentum
among discussants. It has by
evolved into an undercurrent
of detention and faction forming,
but presently is what we might call
piece. The topic: the
school name; the issue: to change
May I state first that my feeling
on this subject is influenced by four
factors: my observation, my reli-
gion, my senior class standing and
my thinking. I definitely feel that
Missionary College will be a detri-
ment to this school, its purpose,
its standing, its student body, its
standards and its progressive future.
Influential Factors
First, my observation. Surpris-
ingly enough, one of the strongest
arguments for changing the name
is in actuality the strongest reason
for not changing it: "Everybody
else is changini
Following after others does
not make leaders, nor does it jet
standards. Too many mistakes are
made by thoughtlessly following
after others.
Secondly, my religion. As a
Seventh-day Adventist, I am proud
of the respect my denomination has
Especially on our Ingathi
Day, I am proud to have people ask
about Southern Missionary Col- i
lege. Questions demand answers— \
right answers. Students, we have
Thirdly, my class standing as a
nior. Perhaps this will be the
hardest for many to understand.
When the time comes for one to
check the place marked "Senior"
his registration card, there is an
ier desire to shout from one end
the campus to the other, "I'm a
ior!" Mixed with this internal
exuberance is a sobering realization
is, goals, concepts,
and philosophy of life have taken
on a sudden boldness of reality.
Not that they have just suddenly
formed, but that they have been
conceived, developed, nurtured and
strengthened at Southern Mission-
ary College, the School of Stand-
ards. Call it emotions if you like,
but I am sure there isn't a potential
this student body -who
wouldn't feel slightly severed from
his ■'"" mater if graduated under
traditional, meaningful and loved
have meanings; chan gin g nam es in-
volves changing meanings.
Connotationi
Fourthly, my thinking. This, I
ask everybody to do for the next
few minutes, hoping, of course,
that the above paragraphs have
already stimulated this process.
Several students have feh that the
word "missionary" in our name is
a stigma. These students, the ma-
jority being freshmen — and from
my own experience as a freshman,
have empathy with them — feel that
people outside our denomination
have a completely different con-
notation of "missionary." This
word, they seem to feel, brings to
mind immediately a boat trip over-
seas, seclusion, sacrifice and aft
about-face to intelligence and
scholarly, collegiate education. In
hand as part of the steps in getting
a job, we naturally would like to
influence the employer with a
highly accepted and well-known
college name, meaning the influ-
ence of thought that goes along
with such names as Duke, North
Carolina State, etc. But ... as soon
as the "Missionary" in Southern
Missionary College rings in his
cars, immediately he is going to
expect something more from you
exam pie- wise and character-wise.
me of this
specifically the cafeteria and in public
services. February 23, 1951
Maude Jones Hall
Kids and Roommates
Jeanne Pettis
I certainly hope that no one proceed safely to class without
has given, or is planning to give even one nibble missing from
a goat to Susan Parker for her her shoe leather,
birthday, Christmas, Valen- Judy's Inspection
tine's Day, or the Fourth of Ju- Perhaps it would be a good
ly. No doubt Susan is very kind idea for Judy Richards' room-
hearted, but she doesn't seem mates to inspect her pretty
to have acquired the knack of carefully before she leaves the
goathandling in any of her col- room. The night of the band
lege courses this semester, concert she got clear down to
When one of these creatures, second floor before she realiz-
known scientifically as Capra ed that the belt of her uniform
hircus hircus, approached her was missing. She took care of %*£%£*'; Jg^
on the sidewalk, she could do that, but a little farther on she of ^o^ &# demands eye-
nothing but Stand there almost missed another item, and Stop- awakening standards and heart-felt
speechless, emitting faint ped in front of the boys' dorm, attitudes. .October 27^1961
helpless sounds which hoping some kind soul would D { Bennett semior
resembled to some degree the help her remedy the situation. theo|* student '
aforementioned pedigree of Guess we will have to pardon
said creature. After Susan had- you this time, Judy. Not t
college i
Living up to "Southern Missionary
College" can get you a lot farther
a lot quicker.
Results of Corrformrty
If we conform to the trends of
the world educationally, we are
going to be diluted — as a college.
as a religion. We are to dilute the
world, educationally and spiritually.
Please don't let your concepts and
thinking become fogged and be-
clouded just because you want to
"fit in" and "be accepted." Be care-
ful ! Who should be the one's "ac-
cepting"? Keep straight on who
should be fitting in whose plans.
Southern Missionary College is
ig board for school spin"
elected
president of the 1950-'51 senior
saia creature. «i«i «i»i. ..«.- yuu. »»--,_ ,—,. »-- -» class Wednesday afternoon,
been staring at him for several many of the girls would have Seplember 2Q ^ ^^ ^
majority of votes cast on the
first ballot.
September 22, 1950
would vanish, her wish was necessary black necktie,
granted, and she was able to -January 12, 1961
Talge Hall
Late Happy
New Year
Southern Cynic
gtTmFpn article Women won't admit i, bu.
Women's Residence Hall Nearly]
Completed; To Be Ready For
Occupants September 1
Richard Martin
Hi there, and a late happy The Southern
-^ new year. May 1961 bring to »*«»"**■*'; you dU the day they die
J each of yon the best in hfe t.cle rep, m edh ■» the sole * eminds ffle of my last date..
A new women's residence pus visitor a glimpse into the]
hall for Southern Missionary warmth and hospitality which!
..«.„*,. .'"■ — -"" . nninion of the author.) Kemrausiucui •«/ ^ ---■•■ Coliege lacks but a few this building will hold fori
(winch ^udes-among other °P™**£f u know it was about six years ago She finishing touches at the present residents and guests alike wh^l
^gr8°^nnwX foMhe whatTyX about women, kept wanting me to open aU ^e ^ ^ be fmished com. school opens m s ^
ful of real knowledge for the what ^ say ^ doors for her. WeU, what dad pletely for occupancy by the Very careful selection is being
"TKE^S-W you ^Uve without them." she thmk I was, her slave or ^t of September, according to made for the furnishings of^
,^tV shook You see Personally, I happen to think something? Miss Alfreda Costensan, dean first-floor hvmg room. These
TJl. a*o rate that womTare aU right. They By the way, I happen to be women m may not ^ be delivered
^wtbouTSaBm)D^d keepTir hair combed; they free this weekend, so rf-n v£ ^ bunding is so near com- first of September, but the
SSwS^JS^hta weiperfumcandtheycnange wants to * W«dim h the pletion> that it ^ be used to drapes and carpeting will have
soTelood Having stumbled their bed sheets more than once presence of a man, the _ tlM. H(,lpMteq to the heen insta]led.
ouTofDed/hewJereddown a semester. But lately, I have number s 4694.
to the shower room for a nice gotten a little upset about all the
warm shower to be followed by uproar over the Equal Rights
his usual cold one. Well, David stuff. Sure, I think women are
was rather sleepy (which is people, but they are objects
understandable) so he took his none-the-Iess. Why can't they
warm shower and topped it off just accept their function in
with an even warmer one. society?
Wide Awake I don't see why all these girls
He became wide awake when are belly-aching. They have it
he mistakenly took the hot
water handle for the cold one
and was burned, rather badly.
He's as good as new now.
We are hoping that you, David,
do a bang-up job on your new squeezing
book, The Art of Taking a jeans,
Cold Showerioi maybe you'll
call it, How NOT to Take a
Cold Shower).
You know, I'm still wonder-
ing who put that plastic con
made. They don't have
worry about grades; all they
have to worry about is snagg-
ing a pre-med. Their biggest
challenge during the day is
their designer
Students Visit
Washington
It was 3:00 a.m. on Sunday
13, In front of the girls' dor
eighteen excited people were j
people were members of the Ai
history class, and they were
the capital city. Some of these e
they made their headqui
sionary College.
There are just two places a
woman should be; one is in the
kitchen, and the other one they
wouldn't let me print. Some
people may say that I'i
railed r
■ M.ru
:ney i:
days were packed
Monday they went
here that filthy
. That
tainer full of water over the chauvinist. On the contrary, 1
door of Ronnie Numbers' plan to give my wife everything
room the other night. From the that she has ever wanted or
reports I have received, he and needed: a stove, a vacuum
his roommate were rather soak- cleaner, and a washer,
ed from the downpour. One I have this theory that God
would gather that it was either created women just to show us
Tui Pitman or David Osborne, guys how lucky we are and to
ning they listened to the U.S. Navy
Band, playing on the Capitol steps.
The next day they visit'.il the Review
and Herald Publishing House,
watched the change of the guard ;it
the tomb of the unknown soldier, and
went through the old Ford Theatn-
where Lincoln was assassinated. Of
course they also visited the Washing-
ton Monument, the Smithsonian In-
stitute, the White House and the Li-
brary of Congress. Tuesday they vis-
ited Elder
the dec
give men something to do
before football came along. But
really, I think women perform
a great service for men. Have
you ever thought of the conse-
quences if men were the ones
who had the babies? Just think
for they wouldn't walk around
with such enormous smites mix-
ed with suspiciousness (if there
exists such a word) for ab-
solutely no reason at all.
Comp Papers
To you gentlemen who put
off your freshman composition of a man going into labor on
term papers until the last Sunday afternoon, or even
minute, I hope you are catching worse, Monday. There goes the
up on all that lost sleep and that game. Unless, of course, they
you are feeling much better can bring a TV into the delivery
than some of you have looked room,
for several days.
January 12, 1961
Southern Missio
currently taking
the Theologi
iftschiebe, chaii
of religion here
nary College. He
Thursday they began the u
ourney, stopped at Mt. Ver
it the Washington and Lee Univ<
Professor Kennedy, who teaches t!
class and who sponsored the tri
stated that the trip was a real succe:
educationally and otherwise.
General Conference College Efficient
Teachers Section Meeting, The dormitory should bethel
August 23-29. While these last word in efficiency and com- (
delegates occupy many of the fort without extravagence. The I
dormitory rooms, construction modern conveniences on each I
men wil be putting the finishing floor will include a laundry]
touches to the building here and chute, a waste disposal unit, [
there. and an interior "dust-mop]
Completed cleaner." The intercom system
The second and third flor will provide for maximum;
dormitory rooms are completed safety, quietness and conve-
now. All the furniture hsa been nience throughout this large
placed in these rooms. They structure.
have been cleaned, checked and According to Dean
locked, ready for occupancy. Costerisan, this hall should1
The dean and the associate prove a true home away from ;
dean (sic), Miss Elizabeth Van home. The recreation facilities;
Arsdale, were moved into their in the basement and the prayer
respective apartments last rooms at the front of the chapd
week. These apartments are by the chancel should help to i
tastefully decorated and equip- provide for the physical and
ped with the conveniences spiritual needs of the young j
which a busy residence hall ladies on this campus,
dean needs. -August 21, 1961 j
Chapel
The beauty of the dormitory
chapel is becoming increasing- WHO'S WHO FOR '54-55
ly apparent as the finishing Floyd Greenleaf, a Floridian
touches are being given to this from Orlando, is a senior with
spacious and lofty place of wor- a double major in secondary
ship. White oak pews were in- education. He has served in dif-
stalled August 14, and the ferent capacities while at SMC,
choice panelling of the rostrum some of his offices being
area is practically completed superintendent of the chapel
The worshipful atmosphere of Sabbath School, assistant MV
this chapel should contribute leader, churh deacon,
much to the devotional life of president of the senior class,
SMC's college women. and former editor of the
The main entry, reception ACCENT.
desks, and deans' offices of the fl. ,
dormitory are rapidly nearing December 10, 19i
completion and give the cam-
CANDID CAMERA COMPLETE SELLOUT
SMC Students, Faculty Give
Program to Atlanta Parents
Debbie Patton
One of the highlights of this
year's Artist Adventure Series
is "The Best of Candid
Camera" featuring Allen Funt
on Saturday night SMC Alum-
ni Weekend.
Funt is world renowned for
his ability to catch ordinary
people unaware through
endless variations of practical
jokvs on film. Since 1954 Funt
has oeen capturing expressions
of lie average US citizen by
hiding microphones and
can eras virtually all over the
country.
A good indication of Funt's
popularity is the fact that all the
tickets for this program, in-
cluding the no charge section,
were sold out within a span of
four hours. According to Dr.
Jack McClarty, Director of the
Artist Adventure Series, "We
had planned on opening a ticket
booth at the College Plaza, but
it was all too apparent that we
would not be able to go any far-
ther than the Student Center.
As long as there have been Ar-
tist Adventure Series, there
have always been seats
available. This is simply
amazing 1
In the future, says Dr.
McClarty, it might be possible
to have the same program
twice, once on Saturday night
and once on Sunday night on
Alumni Weekends. He stated
this when referring to the fact
that the reserved sections for
the Alumni constitute nearly
one-half of the available seats.
At the conclusion of the Can-
did Camera program, Funt is
willing to talk with those who
are interested in communica-
tions or those who are curious
about his work.
-October 19, 1978
Douglas Bennett, senior
theology student, was elected
president of the 1950-'51 senior
class Wednesday afternoon,
September 20. He received the
majority of votes cast on the
first ballot.
September 22, 1950
On February 18, Professor Gor-
don M. Hyde, Dr. and Mrs. Mor-
Taylor, and three music majors
m Southern Missionary College
presented a program of readings
nusic at the Atlanta Union
Academy auditorium, Atlanta,
Georgia. The program was present-
" i response to a request from
Audrey Haugen, president of
the Home and School Association
of the churches in Atlanta.
Professor Hyde presented a hu-
orous and inspirational reading
iQtled, To the Teach What
[ever Taught Me Nothin'." Ti
twenty-minute reading, dedicated
the teachers and parents present,
was the story -of a Texan "school-
II in the fur district of New York
Gty. Several shorter selections
read also by Mr. Hyde.
The musical section of the pro-
gram was under the direction -of
Dr. Morris Taylor, chairr
of the
SMC. The
nduded Judi Deacon,
3anny Myers, pianist; James
Lambeth, trombonist; and Morns
d Elaine Taylor, duo-pianists.
Judi Deacon, junior piano major.
sang a number of folk songs with
guitar accompaniment played b)
Danny Myers. Danny, a sophomore
piano major, played the first move-
ment of "Sonata in A Minor" by
Mozart, and some contemporary se-
lections including Copland's "The
Cat and the Mouse."
Dr. Taylor played the last move-
ment of Schumann's "Piano Co""
certo" with Mrs. Taylor at the sec-
ond piano providing the orchestral
accompaniment. The duo presented
a group of modem pieces, a ma**.
a polka and a Spanish dance.
The group presented special mu-
sic in Atlanta's three Advent*
churches.— PAN
-February 23, 1961
Night Patrol On the Prowl
Name Change Survey
Bill Marcom
Lightfooted, like back-
woods trappers, they prowl
through the night shadows that
blanket SMC, or crouch in the
deep shadows to watch and
wait, .-for crime to occur, for a
i be burglarized, for a
building to be pillaged...
They are guardians, protec-
tors of our cars and campus-
and their walkie talkies can help
them call up the cavalry by link-
ing them quickly to the Col-
legedale Police Dept., should
any really heavy criminal activi-
ty be encountered.
Probably the school-funded
night patrol is taken for granted
by students, yet their service to
I us is essential for campus
| security, and even the security
| of the surrounding Collegedale
Larea. For example, the God-
I fearing people of this com-
Imunity are concerned about
Idrug traffic, but few of them
Irealize that even the campus's
■night patrol occasionally
tbecomes involved in investiga-
tions to thwart the problem.
Jack Kovalski, an SMC stu-
Ident and paid member of the
^■patrol, related an incident to me
I of last spring...
Following a lead that perhaps
a narcotics deal might be "go-
ling down" in the student park,
1 Jack, Dean Brunken, and Ted
I Webster surrounded the park
I and began to penetrate it on
1 foot. Ordering walkie-talkie
I silence among themselves (so
I that the supposed dope dealers
[ wouldn't hear their approach)
L they slowly closed in; the an-
[ ticipation of danger up ahead
wound their nerves into tight
L coils.
Then, abruptly, PamKeele's
shattered the night
silence, as it errupted from the
three talkies at full volume, to
| ask, "Are you boys scared out
I there?" (She was, herself,
seated comfortably, safely at
the Thatcher desk dispatch
J radio.)
Anyway, as Jack explained it
to me, the sudden sound of her
voice in that silent night, as they
crept toward possible danger,
gave him the same sort of a
start one feels when someone
walks up behind you and shouts
BOO! He claims that his
physical reaction, an impromp-
tu high jump, may have exceed-
ed any on record!
By the way, no criminals
were found.
Then Jack recounts the night
he was touring the biology
building's lower level, flashlight
in hand, when suddenly he en-
countered a bobcat, fangs
bared, paws audaciously raised,
eyes agleem with ferocity.
It was a apparent from his in-
itial fear that the taxonomist
had done superior work!
And, then there was the night
(2:30 a.m.) that Jack and Dean
Brunken found themselves in a
foot chase, in heavy pursuit of
a suspect who was fleeing the
campus area. When they had at
last detained the suspect, one of
those classic moments of em-
barrassment ensued; the suspect
was a woman, in her 40's, who
was merely indulging a whim to
go jogging.
Did you know that it is
general procedure for the night
patrol to stop and question
anyone found wandering on the
campus grounds after 10:30
p.m.? Mrs. Knittel, let 'em
know you're coming in ad-
vance! (sic)
More on the serous side, and
in all fairness to Jack, his job
is not a comedy, as it would
seem. In this interivew he
displayed devotion and en-
thusiams toward his night wat-
chman's job, and he admitted
frankly and openly that he was
concerned about the image the
night patrol projected to the
public it serves. He expressed
fear that perhaps students have
an incomplete understanding of
the role of the night patrol, and
may refuse to recognize it as a
legitimate extension of campus
law enforcement.
So far this year, Jack reports,
security has been quiet-
perhaps partly because last year
a CB and car stereo theft ring
was caught by the Collegedale
and Hamilton County Police.
This ring could hit six cars in
broad daylight!
Sounding ebullient and op-
timistic, Jack contended that
with the higher quality caliber
of young people that are atten-
ding SMC this year, most pro-
blems of theft will be external.
The night patrol- they don't
carry guns, but they still serve
you and me. Their principal
tools are their eyes and their
ears, and sometimes swift legs.
So, remember... 10:30!
-September 15, 1977
Relations Revised For
(Mtr Students Regarding
Social Privileges
New regulations governing chaper-
oning and mixed Rroup travel have
been issued by the President's Coun-
cil and the Dean's Council on Govern-
ment with endorsement from the
Faculty Senate. The new rules have
been under study by students and
faculty members for sevtr.il monik.
They are outlined in the 19">5 edition
of SMC an4 You.
A student who is above 20 (women
students need only to have passed 19)
or who is an upper classman, who has
a satisfactory citizenship grade, who
his a scholastic grade point average
of at least 1.00, and who has demon-
strated his adherence to Advcntist
ideals of social conduct, can be entered
on the Dean's Ust of Student! En-
t,tUJ to P.-.rhculcr Paul, tvi A <vidVr
range of social opportunities is ex-
tended to these students than to teen-
agers and to students who do not fullv
demonstrate social maturity. The stu-
dents on the Deans List may during
daylight hours go off the campus for
shopping, or to concerts without
chaperonace. They may travel on trrps
home without chaperon. They may es-
cort to religious services and they may
A woman student on this Dean's Lirl
students.
The new edition of the student so-
cial handbook has been edit
the JiriA-iion of DtMn Ri..h.ird Mini
the revised recul.iti..iis h.i.i. hm Jolir
Bottsford and loan Hedges rh «V-
Panic Stricken Students Dust Books;
Bone For Terrifying Test Week
The i
■ed. Such
in of the SMC collegi-
ns las' Monday in chapel. Test week,
, witnessed a Hurry of dust.
It of books coming off of the
knowledge really was.
The chemistry students are noi
firmly aware of what "application o
knowledge" means. The foreign langi
age students have decided that th(
need to learn their own language firs
and the freshman compositi
of the Student Con
Education; Principal W. B HiRfein!
Professor E. C, Banks and Leif K
and the tw
Ellen G, White's counsel concern-
should
why
need
of the awed, dumbstricken looks i
e faces of the students when the ti
i placed in front of them. It v.
consensus of opinion of the si
any language
The climax to tne entire wee* w«
the limp, downcast students seen mak-
ing their sad exit from the office of
the registrar. They earned a small
piece of paper, which was the only
^encouragement they received for 3
hectic week. But they will continue to
tread this lowly path, for it is (he
We do not think that there is any
doubt in the minds of the student
body that the purpose of the adminis-
tration to raise the scholastic stand-
ards is on the way to accomplishmnt
November 4, 1955
• polled recently concerning the
being in our school name.
Several groups
question of "mission
Neither the college board nor the college adminictratior
is presently considering a name change but gave the Sol'th
ern Accent staff permission to conduct this opinion survej
to determine just where the strongest feeling exists and tc
publish those results.
We had a 50% return on the student body question
neire, 48% return from the college alumni questionnaire anc
an 89% of return from the Student Senate questionnaire
STUDENT SENATE
90% voted (o change the name ol the college
10% voted to keep the same name
73% approved of Southern Adventisl College
42% suggested the name Southern Union College
STUDENT BODY
57% voted to change the name of the college
43% voted to keep the same school name
33% suggested the name Southern Union College
24% approved of Southern Adventist CoUege
SMC ALUMNI
36% voted to change the
64% voted to keep the sc
21% approved of Louthe:
38% suggested the name
i Adventist College
Southern Union College
-May 13, 1965
CONGRATULATIONS SOUTHERN ACCENT
ON YOUR 40TH ANNIVERSARY!
MICKEY'S MOTORS
Sun. - Thirrs. Bun t>
Fri Ham to 6pm
Closed SatunUy
sL,Tbc.l.k™ into account. Tltt Idea
„f ainuhunl partiMil.it privilcfes lor
Students .'I h,sh s.and.nit ..rrptnJf..
in tlic St.., Ism C ..mm."!'-' "n >'"'.u
cotiespondinc faculty committee A
Mimpiritive study nf rcuulnions rl,AV
in force in othct North Amir. ..in
colleges. Advcntrst and n.in-Advonlrst.
were .rude Reports were received from
LeTs" 'they were anils-ted m the light
of Ellen G. White's instruction to
students, patents and teachers regard-
ing social conduct The new rule, nil
;!,' I... ".nl'widcnThi™ tudenr's free-
dorn of choice.
Miss Irm. Jean Kopilake, secretary
of admissions, assisted by Margaret
Hushes, is bus, marling the nes. SMC
anj You to all who have been accepted
August, 1955
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Sports Corner
The Final All-Night Softball Tournament Results
All Night Softball
Player Awards
Most Valuable Player
Jim Hakes
Most Outstanding Player
Dave Alonso
Champion Team
Greve
Flagball Statistics
"A"
Standings
Team
Wins
Losses Tie
Rodgers
2
0 0
Dkkernotf
1
1 0
Gibbon
0
1 0
Peyton
0
2 0
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gifts now. I have a beautiful
selection of handmade and
carved Lazy Susans on swivel
bases. Sizes range from 7 inches
to 14 inches and prices range
from $12.00 to $28.00. Orders
are coming in fast so order
now. Call Roy at 396-3525, or
write Roy Weeden, P.O. Box
914, CoUegedale, TN 37315.
YEARBOOK PICTURES
Underclassmen retakes will be
taken October 17 from 10-12
noon and 3-6 p.m. in the Stu-
dent Center. If you did not get
your picture taken by Olan
Mills at registration, be sure to
sign up at the Memories office
for a sitting. You will NOT be
charged. Also, if you are not
happy with your proofs, you
may have your picture retaken
for a fee of $1.75.
Southern College Pops Concert
Oct. 13, 8:15 p.m., P.E.
Center. The Band, Chamber-
singers, Symphony Orchestra,
and Die Meistersingers will be
performing in this concert. You
won't want to miss it. Free
refreshments. General admis-
sion: $1.00, students free.
Artist and critic to speak at
Hunter Museum under aegis of
Southern Art Criticism Forum
in Atlanta... Thomas Lawson,
artist and editor of Real Life
Magazine, will speak on con-
temporary art in New York Ci-
ty on Wednesday, October 10
at 7 p.m. in the Hunter
auditorium
Southern Writers' Club:
Organizational meeting to be
held October 17, 5:00 p.m., in
the back of the cafeteria by the
elevator. Desert provided. All
those interested in being part of
the club should plan to attend,
as we will be selecting a
nominating committee to
choose officers.
ATTENTION! Don't miss outil
October 31 will be your la
chance to sign up for credit on.
the Gateway to Europe Pro. I
gram this semester. The $2.00[
registration fee could be worth
a $1,100 free trips to Europe.!
Get registration blanks in the!
Admissions Office.
Hunter Museum of Art is kick-
ing off its 1984-85 Rhythms
Southeast Concerts series with
a performance of jazz, blues
and boogie by Erwin Heifer's
Friends, featuring vocalist
Angela Brown. The event is set
for 8:00 on Saturday night, Oc-
tober 13 in the Museum
auditorium on Bluff View.
Tickets are now on sale at the
Museum, $4 for members,
students and senior citizens,
and $6 general.
The Chattanooga Symphony
Orchestra opens its 1984-85
season at the Tivoli Theater on
Tuesday, October 9, 1984 at
8:00 p.m. Outstanding young
cellist, Carter Brey (Bray) will
be the featured soloist. Tickets
are now available at the sym-
phony and opera office, 8 Pat-
ten Parkway, or can be pur-
chased at the box office on the
day of the performance. For
reservations call 267-8583.
Wanted: Arts and Crafts per-
sons! We want people who
handcraft work in traditional or
contemporary Arts & Crafts to
participate in the Blaine Arts &
Crafts Seventh Annual Fall
Festival, November 3rd. Call
for more infomation Billie C.
Freeman at 933-3463 or Judy
Bullis at 933-1743.
SENIOR PORTRAITS
Senior portraits will be taken
October 14 and 15 from 1-6
p.m. Sign up at the Memories
office for a sitting. You will
NOT be charged for proofs.
The Behavioral Science Club
will be having a supper meeting
at 5:00 p.m. in the Banquet
Room on Thur. Oct. 11. Dues
and activities will be discussed.
All majors are invited to join
the club. This club works for its
members. See you there!
KR's Place will be open on
Saturday nights from Vi hour
after sunset until 1 1 :45 , except
for the nights the Cafeteria has
pizza and a movie.
Congratulations to John
Brownlow and Renee Middag
(soon to be Brownlow). Glad to
hear everything, including the
Divine approval, is working out
so well. It was about time,
John. Best wishes.-Palsgrove
P.S. John, did you really pick
that watch out all by yourself?
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8:00 p.m. Vespers: Tui Pitman
Church Service: Gordon Bietz
2:00 p.m. Hike at Chilhowee
8:15 p.m. Pops Concert
5:00 p.m. "That Delicate Balance"*
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Volume 40, Number 7
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
October 18. 1984
AWWARE Program Started By Students
Lori Selby
Although substance abuse
I traditionally has not been a ma-
I jor concern within Seventh-day
I Adventist institutions, in recent
lyears, the subject has come
lunder much scrutiny. Accor-
Iding to several sources, the
Ttrend among college age young
eople—unfortunately, in-
cluding some SDA young
people— is a shift towards
alcohol consumption, which is
legal and readily available.
Larry Williams, a professor
i the Behavioral Science Divi-
sion and a practicing profes-
sional counselor, commented
le of the reasons young
beople get into substance abuse:
first, it can be a means to cope.
j secret that the American
family is under attack and that
Increasing numbers of young
eople are dealing with the pain
£nd problems of a broken
Another aspect is that
college young people today are
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required to master more
material in less time than in
years gone by. The academic
and financial pressures have in-
creased tremendously. Also
confronting Adventist young
people is the questioning within
our church. Though hammer-
ing out doctrinal issues and our
relationship to Mrs. White can
be a positive thing, for some it
produces a sense of uncertainty.
Second, young people may
get into substance abuse, not as
a coping mechanism, but "just
to party." Peer pressure may
play a role in each of the above
categories if the young person
has not settled on his own value
system and learned to make
decisions independently. Guilt
and low self-esteem may also be
contributory factors. Whatever
the reasons, substance abuse re-
mains a dead-end street.(For
another viewpoint on why some
young Adventists get involved
in substance abuse, see the
March 13, 1984 issue of The
Review.)
Recognizing this trend,
several students here at
Southern College have formed
an organization to help those
involved in substance abuse.
AWWARE, (Adventists Work-
ing With Addiction Rehabilita-
tion), is headed by Cary
Hambleton and Kevin Klinvex.
Kevin, a junior psychology
major-religion minor, was rais-
ed in an atmosphere where
drinking was accepted; later he
and many of his friends at Penn
State "partied." He says he
understands the part alcohol
can play in some people's lives
and that he's seen the effects in
the lives of his friends. Cary
Hambleton, who attended SDA
schools, has overcome the pro-
blem of alcohol in his own life.
The two emphasize that they do
not look down on those involv-
ed with alcohol or drugs-
they've been there and they
know.
AWWARE started out
primarily as a support group
for those wishing to get out of
substance abuse. Cary and
Kevin, and also Mark Wedel,
and Karen Heidenriech, are
available anytime day or night
to talk with someone having
problems with drugs or alcohol.
Kevin states that it's very im-
portant for a young person to
have a support system of
friends other than a drinking
group, and that it's important
for that person to see that he
can have peace in his life
without alcohol.
AWWARE has expanded to
include educating the student
body about drugs and alcohol,
and most importantly, how to
help someone who is involved.
The group has presented chapel
programs and films, and is ar-
ranging for guest lecturers who
will teach how to recognize and
deal with substance abuse.
Funded through CABL,
AWWARE is sanctioned by
Everett Schlisner, Dean of Stu-
dent Affairs, and by the dor-
mitory deans. However,
AWWARE is operated entire-
ly by students. Kevin explains
that kids who shy away from
faculty as authority figures,
may relate better to a peer who
has been through a similar ex-
perience. AWWARE, in addi-
tion to group support, will be
able to refer those with more
extensive problems to Roses
Coleman Taylor, a professional
counselor in the community
who serves as an advisor and
resource person. Kevin stresses
that confidentiality is important
to each member of the group.
In several weeks the group
will be meeting with represen-
continued on page 7
Thursday Raid Results in
Emergency Meeting
H.M.S. Richards, Jr., to
Preach at Chattanooga
One might say that it was in-
evitable once the signs pro-
claiming that the electricity
would be out Thursday evening
went up. That night a host of
i from Talge Hall went on
|a raid in Thatcher Hall, the
women's residence.
The reason for the black-out
I was that the Power Board need-
| ed to change a transformer in
Because the Village
f Market and other businesses
continue their business until
9:00 p.m., the Power Board
elected to do their work from
9:30 on. A decision to do the
work earlier would have
resulted in lost revenue for
these businesses.
However, no sooner had the
lights gone out at approximate-
ly 9:40 p.m., Thursday, did the
"fun" begin. Shouts and
screams of men and women
chasing each other in the area
between the residence halls
went up immediately. All of
this bantering was in innocent
fun until plans for a raid were
formulated.
Suspecting that an occur-
rence of this sort might happen,
[he men's and women's deans
had the residence assistants pro-
tecting meir respective halls and
arding
Thatcher Hall. When the men
insisted on pushing their way
through security, the police
were called in. During the raid,
a security guard was hit by a
student; however, who the in-
stigator of this incident was (the
guard or the student) has not
been confirmed.
Some of the men were suc-
cessful in their attempts to enter
Thatcher Hall and subsequent-
ly embarked on a raid of the
women's rooms. This part of
the incident was short-lived,
and fortunately, nothing was
vandalized.
When all was thought to
have ended for the evening,
another incident involving an
unidentified student and
another individual took place in
Talge Hall. After exchanging
some heated words, the student
hit the individual, knocking
him to the floor.
Concerned that the raids of
the last two years have gone too
far, Everett Schlisner, Dean of
Students, called a meeting for
this past Sunday evening, Oc-
tober 14, in which all student
leaders participated and in
which Thursday night was
discussed. Wanting to get some
student input as to how the raid
ids should be
handled, Schlisner used some
of this information in a faculty
meeting held Monday morning,
October 15. Schlisner related to
the student leaders that raids of
the dorms will not be tolerated
any longer. Individuals who are
caught or who are found to
have participated in a raid will
be disciplined. (The appropriate
disciplinary action was discuss-
ed Monday morning. Another
topic to have been discussed
was how to handle those in-
dividuals who are known to
have participated Thursday
evening.) One of the student
leaders, Russell Duerksen,
brought up an idea as to how
to handle emergencies like the
Thursday night black-out: In
the future, the administration
should be prepared to channel
the built-up energy into positive
activities so that the raids will
not occur again. The majority
of the leaders liked Russell's
idea, and plans of this sort will
be implemented in the future.
In relation to Monday's
meeting, at the time of this
writing, none of the contents of
it had been released. However,
Dean Schlisner told the student
leaders that the student body
will be informed of its
dec!
Greg King
H.M.S. Richards, Jr., direc-
tor of the Voice of Prophecy
radio-broadcast, will be the
guest speaker at the Chat-
tanooga First Seventh-day
Adventist Church on Saturday,
October 20. Pastor Richards
will speak for the morning wor-
ship service which begins at
1 1 :00 a.m. During the Sabbath
School, commencing at 9:30, he
will report on action taken dur-
ing the recent General Con-
ference Annual Council and
talk about the Voice of Pro-
phecy's outreach ministry.
Southern College students and
the Collegedale community are
invited to participate in this
special occasion of worship and
fellowship.
The Voice of Prophey, one
of the longest continuous
religious radio broadcasts in the
nation, was founded in 1930 by
Pastor Richards' father,
H.M.S. Richards. Since then
the program has expanded un-
til it is heard daily or on Sun-
days on some 750 stations in
North America. Overseas,
another 1,100 stations carry
radio programs that bear the
same name or are closely af-
filiated with the Voice of
Prophecy.
Pastor Richards, a longtime
favorite of the church's young
people, has spoken at
numerous youth congresses, Bi-
ble camps, and campmeetings.
Many students and community
residents, who have become
familiar with his ministry over
the years, will look forward to
the privilege of welcoming him
to Chattanooga. The church is
located at 400 Tunnel
Boulevard.
Index
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Reflections . . .
..p. 3
News Briefs .
..p. 5
Garfield
.p. 5,7
..p. 6
..p. 8
Foresight
..p. 8
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Editorial
OTo Break the Rules Or.
An ironic phenomenon has come to my attention It can be
discovered by following a logical sequence to reveal the cone u_
^n We are a people who abide by and uphold the pnncple bebef
taa d^raTright? We vote people into office « .the, ■«
govern our country. We give people power-it is not extracted from
usTrTke iawfand rules for us to obey. We re* on their jud-
men, in setting up standards by which we follow. W£^
tog aU that and proclaiming with pnde that we are a democracy
of the people, by the people, for the people, we turn around and
break the very laws which we set up through our power to begin
with, isn't that strange? Couldn't a lot of steps be avoided rn
establishing our form of government if we weren t going tc .follow
the rules that those in power made by our request in the beginn-
ing? We could just let everyone do as they wish, nght? How proud
would we be of our system then?
One might reason that there are a lot of rules that are made
up that we just can't go along with. How many? Sure there might
be some rules that we don't agree with, but because we have given
authority to a certain group of lawmakers and because we claim
to be a constituent of this country, we have at least a moral obliga-
tion to follow almost every rule. "Render unto Caesar that which
is Caesar's." It's the plain, ordinary, easy-to-follow rules that give
me reason to wonder why people break them. The most simply
stated rule of the land that probably 99.99 percent of the citizens
of this country have broken is that of the speed limit. We go 65
instead of 55 because we know most cops will give you 10 miles-
i per-hour grace (except in Collegedale of course).
The same phenomena is seen here at Southern College. How
proud would we be of our school if everyone were allowed to do
anything they wanted? You might say it would be great, but would
you really think so if that were a reality? And yet we continue
to break the basic rules that were made to uphold the standard
of a Christian school. Why would someone want to break into
the women's dorm?
It's the minute laws that are made, that perhaps we don't even
know about, that would seem to get broken most frequently. But
why the most common rules that make us as a country or a school
distinct? 1 believe there are some questions that need to be
answered.
Letters. . .
Secret Sister Program a Success
HEFFERLDN WHITES HOME
Dear Friends at SC:
We are very glad to hear that
SC is having a good year. The
Special Studies Journal, with its
stimulating articles by our
faculty and by Gordon Bietz, is
a good sign of how things are
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Here at the University of
Denver, we are progressing
with the Physics Department
research project: Henry
Kuhlman, OrviUe Bignall, Gary
Burdick, and Erin Sutton are
each more or less involved in it
with me. So are scientists in
Brussels, Belgium and Heifei,
People's Republic of China. It
is so interesting that, when the
time for a scientific idea comes,
you find involved people com-
ing "out of the woodwork."
(That's different from saying
"off the wall," isn't it?)
Our family has rented a pic-
turesque old house four miles
up University Avenue, across
from the Botanical Garden. We
have had visits from Gary Bur-
dick and Jim Eldridge.
We had some three inches of
snow on September 25 and
again a day or so later. Now it
has warmed up again. The
snow-capped Rocky Mountains
are so beautiful, as we see then,
just west of Denver.
Faculty and students at SC
can be very happy with their
ready access to computers, with
the instant services of the
Records Office, and with the
quality of the instructional pro-
gram. SC is not inferior to the
University of Denver in such
areas. May God be with all of
you during this 1984-85
academic year.
Ray Hefferlin
Physics Department
University of Denver
Denver, CO 80208
Ever since its inception on
the Southern College campus,
the Secret Sister Program,
which was originated several
years ago by Sigma Theta Chi
(Women's Club), has been a re-
sounding success.
Evidence of its success can be
found throughout "the campus.
Walking slowly down the
hallway in Talge Hall from the
lobby with a container of ice
cream from Baskin Robbins,
Jon Marcum exclaimed with
excitement, "Secret Sisters are
really great!" Passersby in
Talge lobby can perceive the
aura of enchantment in the
gentlemen who anxiously paw
through the box labeled,
"From Secret Sisters." Expres-
sions such as, "This is great,"
"Wow, I got a letter from
"Smiley"; can you believe it?"
and "This girl is on the ball!"
can readily be heard.
Many women have similar
reactions. Several of the women
had remarks similar to the
following: "Sounds pretty
good. I like having a secret
brother even though I think
mine already knows who I
am." Sheila Elwin said, "it js
excellent. It has helped me to
get to know some people that I
never would have gotten a
chance to meet." Diana Green
exclaimed, "It's fun. It makes
life interesting!"
Despite the overall success,
however, some women have
been disappointed because their
brothers have not written to
them. Either these men have yet
to realize the fun the Secret
Sister Program can be or they
beUeve that they are too busy
for the program. Consequent-
ly, it has been suggested that
these individuals at least write
" a letter to their respective sisters
with the reason they wish (
discontinue writing. This deed
will guarantee that all parties
will be partially satisfied.
Senior Officers Elected
The senior class officers have been selected
for the December 1984 graduate class.
SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS
President: Doug Gates
Vice President:
(Collegedale) James Gershon
(Orlando) Deanna Wolosuk
Secretary: Renee Middag
Pastor: Reg Rice
Class Sponsors:
Jan Haluska
Dave Smith
Sports
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
Sfahkq &&.■:£■& Doots
Photographers
Randy Thuesdee
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovalski
Reporters
Ron Aguilera
Michael Battistone
Melainc* Boyd
La Ronda Curtis
Russell Dnerksen
Moni Gennick
Lori Heinsman
Norman Hohbs
Joni King
Brent Van Arsdell
Cynthia Watson
Adviser
Dr. Ben McArthur
The Southern Accent Is th
official student newspaper of
Southern College and Ib re
eased each Thursday with the
am weeks. Opinions expressed
1
Reflections
The Charley Gordon Syndrome
•
David Smith
Growing up as a twin often
frustrated me. Much as I
wanted to be myself, others
wouldn't allow me my own
I identity. The members of the
church in the town where I grew
[ up often referred to my twin
: as "those cute Smith
Iboys." Now what young, active
boy wants to be described as
"cute"? I would rather they
would have called us "little
bevils" or any other more ap-
propriate phrase. What injured
fay young sensitive ego the
Iiost, however, was when so-
neone would walk up to and
[variably ask, "Now, which
! you?" It seemed to me
lever had a name; I was
limply "one of the twins," and
my immature mind that
yiewpoint seemed to be my
predestined identity for life.
I grew up experiencing the
benefits and the deficits which
i dual identity can offer one. I
well remember one time when
brother and I had
nisbehaved during camp-
neeting one summer, and my
grandmother took it upon
herself to discipline us. She
went into the tent we were stay-
and composed herself
s Ellen White counsels
parents to do before disciplin-
rig their children. Once she was
[ under control, she invited my
I brother into the tent. He
I relunctantly accepted her in-
I vitat ion and received what I am
I sure was his just due. When he
I emerged from the tent, the two
I of us stood there weeping and
■"consoling one another. Grand-
I mother retreated to the tent to
again compose herself before
dealing with me. When she
finally came out of the tent, she
grabbed by poor brother and
started yanking him into the
tent again. He protested rather
vehemently: "But Grand-
mother, you already spanked
me!" Her reply brought him lit-
tle comfort, though it did lift
my spirits some: "Now, David,
it won't do you any good to
he." She promptly pulled his
struggling little body into the
tent and spanked him again. By
the time she discovered her
mistake, she found it impossi-
ble to collect herself, and, con-
sequently, I never did receive
that spanking. Now I'm sure
that my dear brother deserved
a double spanking, though I
can't remember what he did,
but it did trouble me greatly
that my own grandmother
didn't seem to know who I was.
One doesn't have to be a twin
to experience an identity crisis.
In fact, college students are par-
ticularly vulnerable to a par-
ticular type of identity conflict,
one which I like to call the
Charley Gordon Syndrome.
Charley Gordon is the pro-
tagonist in the film "Charley."
In this fictional plot, Charley,
whose IQ is extremely low, is
used by a group of ambitious
scientists as the prime guinea
pig in an experiment designed
to test the possibility of ar-
tificially improving human in-
telligence. After surgery tiggers
major changes in Charley's
mental capabilities, he
undergoes a period of
traumatic intellectual growth.
His mental growth rate pro-
gresses much more rapidly than
his emotional and social
development. As a result,
Charley has changed so rapid-
ly, and his head is so cluttered
with new information that he
cannot successfully understand
himself.
This identity conflict
becomes the focus during the
film's climax. In this scene,
Charley is interviewed by the
world's leading scientists. These
scientists ask Charley many dif-
ferent questions designed to test
the depth of his newly acquired
intelligence. His accurate but
flippant responses quickly con-
vince them of his superior
knowledge. But Charley,
frustrated with what he
perceives as the shallowness of
these scientists1 own
knowledge, asks them a ques-
tion, a question which neither
he nor they can answer. His
question is this: "What is the
answer to the question-Charley
Gordon?" Charley's life has
become one big question mark,
and he pathetically reaches out
to the great minds assembled in
that room and asks for an ex-
planation of who or what he is.
But
has
Charley, as a result of the
surgery and of the accelerated
intellectual growth which he has
experienced, no longer has a
clear identity. He has learned
too much, too fast, and he
hasn't had the time he needed
to keep up with himself.
Certainly many college
students are subject to this same
syndrome. They experience all
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the horrors of pressured learn-
ing during their college careers.
They spend anywhere from two
to five years continually cram-
ming knowledge into their
brains, and they seldom have
time to keep up with themselves
emotionally or spiritually. Stu-
dying, eating, attending classes,
working, and, occasionally,
sleeping, form the deadly
routine many college students
find themselves trapped in. This
routine threatens to convert
each of them into a very large
question mark. They walk
about their various campuses
wondering "What is the answer
to the question-(their name)?"
I'm thankful that an answer
to that question can be found
in God's Word. The disciples'
experience with Christ amply il-
lustrates how an answer can be
found to this question. As
Christ prepared to carry out
His earthly ministry, He chose
disciples to help Him, and He
trained them so they could
carry on His work after He was
gone. Sines He had only three
years to accomplish His mission
and to educate these men con-
cerning His own identity and
His special task, He continual-
ly exposed the disciples to a
pressured learning environ-
ment. How puzzled the
disciples were as they watched
their Master perform miracles,
as they heard his strange say-
ings, as they observed his
challenge to the established
customs of their people. Their
days were filled with new ideas
and experiences, and they
couldn't seem to keep up with
their Teacher, much less to
keep up with themselves.
The quizzes Christ gave His
students challenged them, but
more importantly, they helped
the disciples better learn about
Christ and about themselves.
Two key quiz questions Christ
posed to His disciples are found
in Matthew 16: 13-15. The first
question is, "Who do men say
that the Son of man is?" The
follow up question asked: "But
who do you say that I am?" I
find it significant that Christ
found it more important that
His students understand who
they were. It is apparent from
reading the Gospels that Christ
understood his disciples much
better than they understood
themselves. Christ's prediction
of Peter's denial is one classic
example of this. Yet His
greatest concern was that they
understand, not themselves, but
Him. The reason why this was
so is simple yet beautiful. Christ
knew that only by merging their
human identities with His
divine one, only by denying self
and following Him, would
these men be able to carry on
His work. Only then would
they be able to understand
themselves. Christ was as much
as saying to them, "If you can
understand who I am, if you
can lose your life for my sake,
then you will not only find Me,
but you will find yourself as
well. The most important ques-
tion Christ ever asked His
disciples was: "What is the
answer to the question-Jesus
Christ?" The disciples quest to
answer that question resulted in
the merging of their identities
with Christ's; it enabled them
to enjoy all the benefits of a
dual identity with God Himself.
This dual identity enabled these
humble men to turn "the world
upside down" (Acts 17:6).
Are you a big question mark
walking around the campus of
Southern College? Do you feel
overwhelmed by the pressured
learning environment which
you are daily exposed to? Do
you feel as though you are pass-
ing yourself up, as though you
don't have time to "find
yourself"? Then take the time
to answer the question-Jesus
Christ. Lose yourself for His
sake, and find Him. If you will
do this, then you will discover
that the world is no longer tur-
ning you upside down, but,
thanks to your new understan-
ding of your Lord, and of
yourself, you will be turning the
world upside down. And the
dual identity which you will
gain from this experience will
enhance your life in ways you
never dreamed of and will of-
fer you eternal joys and per-
sonal peace.
tinued support. Help u
Because the things we
really help. In your owr
Vte're
counting on
you.
A QOU.T1I Good NofcUor.
40 Years Ago.
Joanne Scungio To Lead
Nursing Workshop
h
Maude Jones Hall Dedicated
Miss Maude Jones was
signally honored at a simple
ceremony on the steps of the
young ladies' home on Satur-
day, September 29, when the
girls' dormitory was officially
renamed Maude Jones Hall.
Elder T. K. Ludgate, chairman
of arrangements, presided at
the short service, and President
K. A. Wright offered the
dedicatory prayer. As Con-
ference President, ELder E. F.
Hackman expressed the com-
pliments of the Union. A poem
for this special occasion ws
presented by Miss Margarita
Dietel.
Literally hundreds of
students who have attended
Southern Missionary College,
some of them now serving in
foreign mission stations, will
remember Miss Jones as she
stood before them in her
classroom. To them, her
response to the remarks of
Elders Hackman and Ludgate
will have a familiar ring.
"This little ceremony has
brought to me the realization of
one of life's greatest longings--
the desire to find an individual
whose affection was deeply
enough rooted to cause forget-
fulp.Oss of the homeliness of my
name, and to produce a will-
ingness to bestow, at least, part
of it upon some .unsuspecting
helpless infant.
"There may have been a few
promises along the way, but no
fulfillments, and ever 1 have
had to comfort myself with the
thought that genuine altruism
would forbid grief over the
failure of either friends or
relatives to place upon a child
the name of an identification
tag that I had always secretly
resented.
"Imagine then, my utter
amazement when confronted
with the suggestion that the
girls' home, the very walls of
which are filled with sacred
memories of a twenty-one year
sojourn there was to be given,
not part, but all of my
•place, insignificant
"And so my yearning has
come true in a larger measure
than I could ever have
dreamed. Formerly, I had
hoped for the calling of a sim-
ple child after me; now, I am
experiencing the joy of seeing
my name emblazoned upon the
brow of a mother whose
sheltering arms are destined to
enfold hundreds, yea
thousands, rather than one.
"First of all to my heavenly
Father, and then to the
members of our board, to you
Elder Hackman, president of
our Union, to you Elder
Wright, president of our
Southern Missionary College,
to you friends assembled here,
and to those I know throughout
the Southland, I extend sincere
appreciation and warmest
gratitude for this signal honor.
Not even the sense of my own
unworthiness can dim the
gladness of this honor.
"Because for years, many
and blessed, my very existence
has been bound up in the life of
this school-its sunshine and
shadow, its successes and
sorrows--I could wish for no
more fitting climax to this ex-
tended period of loving service
than the assurance that I shall
still have a place in its thoughts,
even when I shall have ceased
to pass in and out among its
busy activities as in the golden
long ago.
"From the depths of a heart
flooded with greatful memories
of twenty-eight unforgettable
years, I thank you each and
every one, and pray that our
association begun in this college
planted by God's own hand in
the midst of the beautiful
valley, may reach its perfect
fruition in that eternal school of
the hereafter where there will be
no more growing old, no more
perlexities, no more doubts, no
more failures, but instead,
endless youth, sweet peace, ever
increasing faith, and a ceaseless
passage from glory to glory."
Reprinted from October 12,
1945.
A workshop covering a range
of issues related to childhood
cancer will be given at Southern
College of Seventh-day Adven-
tists on Thursday, November 1,
from 8 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.
Dr. Joanne Scungio,
associate professor and
research/statistical consultant
at the Univeristy of Alabama
School of Nursing in Birm-
ingham, will lead discussion of
"The Role of the Nurse in
Pediatric Oncology." The
workshop, a presentation in the
Florence Oliver Anderson Nur-
sing Series, will be in Ackerman
Auditorium on the Collegedale
campus. Physical assessment,
pain and nutritional manage-
ment, psychosocial issues, and
research are areas to be includ-
ed in the day's discussions.
Dr. Scungio, a native of
Rhode Island, has extensive
educational, research, and pro-
fessional experience in the area
of nursing care for children.
Over the last ten years she has
held numerous conferences,
seminars, and workshops
related to nursing research, on-
cology, death and dying, and
maternal and child health. Thi
University of Pittsburgh award
ed Miss Scungio her doctorate
as well as a master of nursing
degree, in nursing care of
children. She continues her
direct involvement in research
projects dealing with coping
with childhood cancer and c
diac defects. She is research and
statistical consultant for the
Cancer Institute in Torino, Ita-
ly, which is studying psycho-
social issues of childhood
The Candlelighters,
Association of Parents of
Children With Cancer, and
Health Care Professionals, is
one of the many organizations
to which Dr. Scungio belongs.
She is secretary of the Associa-
tion for Pediatric Oncology
Nurses and is vice-president of
the Alabama State Nurses'
Association.
The workshop fee of $15 ii
eludes CEU (continuing educa-
tion unit) certification and
lucheon. Anyone wishing fur-
ther information may call the
Division of Nursing at South-
ern College, (615) 238-2940.
"The way to be a bore is to
say everything."
Voltaire
SC Delegation Attends Bible Conference
Brent Van Arsdell & JT Shim
Forty eight Southern College
students attended the Inler-
Collegiate Bible Conference
GCBC) at Camp Yorktown Bay
near Hot Springs, Arkansas.
ICBC is a get together for
spiritual growth for Southern
College, Union College, and
Southwestern Adventist Col-
lege. This meeting was the
fourth annual and largest ICBC
and was coordinated this year
by SAC.
The SC group left Col-
legedale Wednesday night in a
van and on the touring bus for
the all-night drive to camp.
After a brief separation of van
and bus, a stop for breakfast at
McDonald's, and a walk
around Hot Springs, the group
rolled into Camp Yorktown
Bay half a day later.
Since SC had arrived first
they had the entire camp to
themselves for swimming, sun-
bathing, water skiing, jet ski-
ing, sailing, horseback riding,
and relaxing until a combined
lunch/supper was served late
afternoon. The SAC delegation
arrived about six.
That evening the two schools
participated in an event known
as an "Ice Breaker" designed
for the delegates to get to know
each other. College students en-
thusiastically indulged in some
of the most ridiculous activities,
which contributed to a sense of
unity. The UC group showed
up about five hours later
because of bus trouble.
Friday dawned rainy and
grey. Several SC students
remarked that it made them feel
at home: "Just like back in
Collegedale." The rain con-
tinued on and off all day, but
mostly on. Umbrellas had not
been on the list of things to
bring, but a few students had
the foresight and common
sense to bring one.
Two study sessions began
simultaneously at 9:30 a.m.
Gary Swanson, associate editor
of Listen Magazine, spoke on
peer pressure. One of his
demonstrations was to have
five people selected apparently
at random to respond to some
questions. On the third ques-
tion the first four individuals in
the lineup had been previously
instructed to give the obvious-
ly wrong answer. The last in-
dividual was expected to go
along with the crowd. Vonda
Clark, a student here, did not.
"This was the first time that
this has happened," Swanson
claimed.
Dr. Norman Gulley, pro-
fessor of religion at Southern
College, spoke on eschatology.
With the help of his overhead
projector and screen, he ex-
pounded on last day events. At
1 1 :00 the two groups switched
lecturers.
The afternoon was free time,
with the hardier souls skiing,
canoeing, jet skiing, and riding
horses in the rain. Fortunately
the water was warm, and most
people enjoyed themselves in
spite of the weather.
SC had vespers. Bob
Folkenberg and John Dysinger
led out in song service. Ron
Whitehead, camp director, in-
cluded in his remarks the sug-
gestion that Folkenberg take up
music as a major in addition to
his theology. Elder Jim Her-
man spoke.
The weather started out
continued on page 8
Vonda Clark waits to put her bedding in the van
while preparing to go to the Bible Conference.
Behavioral
Science Club Is
Formed
I Moni Gennick
The Behavioral Science Club
I has formed and is ready for the
v school year. Scott O'Brien
land Connie Salisbury are presi-
Ident and vice-president, respec-
tively, of this year's Behavioral
Science Club. "I have a lot of
Enthusiasm for the club this
' O'Brien said. "I'd like
o see a very active group.
One of the main activities
Jthat O'Brien and Salisbury
Iwould like to see happen with
|their club is to have the
members exposed to some of
the institutions in the area. This
plan includes places like Moc-
Bend, a state-operated
facility, and Valley Psychiatric
nd Mountain View privately-
bperated hospitals.
The Behavioral Sciences
Jocus on people, and O'Brien
nd Salisbury feel their club
hoes the same. "We're people
oriented," O'Brien said.
Salisbury supports the idea,
Stating that people are
[fascinating and unique.
O'Brien and Salisbury would
like to encourage others to join
e club since it is not closed for
behavioral science majors only.
present there are 26
nembers in the club.
•The Club is all the
members," O'Brien said, "not
Jjust the officers. With their in-
put, ideas, and support, we will
fhave a successful year."
Blair String Quartet to Preform
The Blair String Quartet, na-
tionally known and critically
acclaimed for their concerts,
recordings, and radio broad-
casts, will appear in concert on
Sunday, October 21, at 8 p.m.,
at Southern College of Seventh-
day Adventists.
The program, a part of the
Chamber Music Series
presented by the Division of
Music at the college, wil be in
Ackerman Auditorium on the
Collegedale campus. Admis-
sion is free and the public is
welcome.
Quartet members are Chris-
tian Teal and Cornelia Heard,
violins, Kathryn Plummer,
viola, and Grace Mihi Bating,
cello. They have given concerts
from New York to Californina,
on National Public Radio, at
the National Gallery in
Washington, D.C., and the
Religion Dept. Gets Own Home
Lori Heinsman
The Division of Religion will
finally have a place to call its
own when Miller Hall is
transformed into the Religion
Center and renamed Sojuco-
nian Hall. Renovation, per-
formed primarily by the
Southern College Engineering
Department, is projected to be
finished by August, 1985.
The name "Sojuconian"
refers to the alumni of
Southern Junior College (SJC).
SJC was the name given to the
college before it became
Southern Missionary College.
Religion Chairman, Dr. Gor-
don Hyde, describes the So-
juconiansas "some of the most
generous supporters of S.C. in
all of its endeavors-an extreme-
ly loyal and generous alumni
group." Their generosity is
shown through the $150,000
they have donated to refurbish
Miller Hall.
Renovations will include
completely new roof, central
heating and air conditioning,
changing practice rooms and
music studios into spacious of-
fices and classrooms,
redecorated restrooms, and
new lighting. A baptistry will be
installed in the chapel.
Miller Hall was dedicated
February 10, 1954, to Howard
A. Miller, SJC music teacher
for 15 years. Professor Miller is
known for his songs in the
Church Hymnal and Gospel
Melodies.
The dedication for Sojuco-
nian Hall is part of Alumni
Homecoming's Founder's Day
program, Friday, November 2.
A tree, brought from the old
Graysville campus, will be
planted as part of the dedica-
tion. A fountain is scheduled to
be built out of stones brought
from Graysville. The chapel
will be dedicated to Robert H.
Pierson, General Conference
President from 1966 to 1979
and graduate of SJC,
Music in the Mountains Series
in Colorado. The Quartet is in
residence as artist-faculty at the
Blair School of Music at
Vanderbilt University in
Nashville, Tennessee.
Characterized by the
Washington Post as exhibiting
"exquisite balance, perfect in-
tonation, and exemplary musi-
cianship," the Quartet plans to
play works by Haydn, Bartok,
and Debussy. Not limiting their
repertoire to classics from past
eras, the group has also
premiered new works by several
composers, including Frank
Proto and Samuel Rhodes.
Their albums are available on
Redmark, Orpheus, Varese-
Sarabande, and Grenadilla
labels.
Away From Campus. . .
Duarte and Rebels Talk
El Salvador president, Jose Napoleon Duarte, sat down with
rebel leaders on Monday to talk about ending the war in that coun-
try. Each side gave its proposals and demands for peace and then \^B
agreed to meet again in November. The meetng was a historic
first after five years of bloodshed, in which 59,000 people have
been killed.
Possible Solar System Found
Scientists, convinced that they have found a new solar system,
released a photograph Monday of what may be a young system
293 trillion miles away from Earth. The photograph shows a
swarm of particles surrounding the star Beta Pictoris. Two faint
streaks of light surround the star and extend 40 billion miles. Ac-
cording to the scientists, the particles most likely are made up of
ices, sillicats, and organic compounds.
Nobel Prizes Awarded
Two of the Nobel Prizes have been awarded so far: literature
and medicine. Last week Czechaslovakian poet Jaroslar Seifert
was awareded the Nobel Prize in literature. Earlier this week, three
medical researchers won the coveted award in medicine. Niels Kaj
Jeme, a Dane; Georges Koehler, a West German; and Cesar Mils-
tein, an Argentine, shared the prize for their pioneering work in
immunology. The three deciphered how the body's defenses
against disease work and how to manipulate them to fight disease.
Their discoveries are now being used in research in immunology.
Supreme Court Decides Religion Question
Adding to its already full agenda, the Supreme Court said Mon-
day that it will decide whether a community may be forced to pro-
vide public land for the annual display of a Christmas Nativity
scene. The court will use a Scarsdale, N.Y., case to determine
whether prohibiting displays of Christ's birth from public pro-
perty on which other displays are allowed is a violation of free-
speech rights. The community had permitted the display until local
Jews began to protest, prompting area Christians to sue. The
Supreme Court probably will not decide the case until sometime
in 1985.
Panel ask Amtrak to Study Route
A legislative commmittee agreed Monday to join U.S. Rep.
Albert Gore, Jr., in asking Amtrak to study the costs of return-
ing rail passenger service to Middle and East Tennessee. The pro-
posed route would stop in Nashville, Chattanooga, and Atlanta.
The argument against the route is that the line would mot pay
for itself, thus needing state subsidy.
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SUNDAY
Jewett 26 Lacra 20
In a
n foes,
Uny Johnson caught two passes for
touchdowns and Rob MeLlert and Rick
Gaylc scored one apiece as Jewell's
team remained unbeaten by downing
Lacra Sunday. Captain Jeff Jewell
threw three touchdown passes and
threw two extra point attempt tallies in
guiding his team to victory. The victory
pulled them into a first-place tie with
Jeff Davis' team at 3-0. Bryan Boyle
connected with Dave Stephenson twice
for touchdown scores but it wasn't
enough as ihe loss gave Lacra their first
setback of the season.
Rodgers 44 Gibbon 30
In Sunday's A League action, Myron
Mixon scored four touchdowns and
Ron Barrow and Tony Fowler added a
touchdown each in Rodgers" victory
over Gibbon. At halflime Rodgers held
a slim 13-12 lead, but a Barro-to-Mixon
hookup and another touchdown pass
from Eddie Soler to Mixon enabled
Rodgers to gain control of the contest.
Schell 38 Lacra 28
Ron Aguilera and Karl Cobes caught
two touchdown passes each while John
Toms and Jim Huenergardt added one
apiece for Chuck Schnell's team Mon-
day evening. Brian Boyle threw two TD
i PAT <
MONDAY
Peyton 13 Gibbon 7
On the last play of the game, John
Misckewisc connected with Jay Dedeker
as Peyton won their first game of the
season Monday. The winning play
started with four seconds left and
Peyton never bothered to try for a one
point conversion. Colt Peyton threw a
touchdown pass to Mike Krall earlier
in the game and Mike Gentry caught a
pass from Dave Buller for Gibbons lone
score. With the loss, Gibbon dropped
Jones 25 Herman 19
Despite Tom McDonald's three
touchdowns Monday night, Jones
defeated Pastor Herman's team in B
league action. William McKnight threw
three touchdown passes connecting with
Steve Jones, Dave Hendrick and Jeff
Potter. Dan Pajic threw two TD passes
for Herman, hooking up with
McDonald both times. Hermans team,
with the loss, dropped to 1-3 on the
scored a touchdown in a losing cause
for Lacra. Ken Pitts scored three
touchdowns for Lacra, but Schnell was
just too tough for the Hurricanes who
saw their record fall to 1-2-1 . SchneU's
record after the win went to 2-1-1.
Dickerhoff 47 Greve 19
Captain Mike Dickerhoff scored four
touchdowns and one extra point in his
teams domination of Greve Monday
night. Dickerhoffs team scored seven
touchdowns but only converted three
PAT attempts. Dickerhoff also scored
a safety on a kick-off, following Toby
Fowler's touchdown pass to Bill
Dubois. Kent Greve scored one
touchdown and passed for another
while Tim Minear and Jim Malone each
scored TD's for Greve, now 1-2,
TUESDAY
Yankelevitz 34 Shanko 18
Hawaiian's captain Scott Yankelevitz
threw four touchdown passes, connec-
ting wiih both Rob Buckner and Don-
ny Howe twice as Yank's team improv-
ed their record to 4-0 Tuesday evening.
Yankelevitz failed to convert only one
of their five PAT attempts during the
victory while Shanko did not convert in
three tries. Tim Tullock , Jay McElroy,
and David Twombly had the
touchdown scores for Shanko who
dropped to 0-4.
Stevenson 12 Travis 12
In Ladies League action, Audrey Gib-
son and Teresa Brockway scored
touchdowns for Travis, and Pauline
James and Nancy Holness each scored
touchdowns for Stevenson in Tuesday's
tie game. It was a game of missed PAT
opportunities and Stevenson second tie
fo the season. For Travis' team, which
has yet to break the win column, it was
their first tic to go along with one
defeat. Stevenson could have moved in-
to a first-place tic with Pellom with a
FLAGBALL
Scoring Leaders
As of October 15, 1984
"A" League
Touchdowns
Mike Dickerhoff
Myron Mixon
Royce Earp
Jack Roberts
Pat Duff
Dave Alonso
Mike Krall
Touchdown Passes
Royce Earp
Pat Duff
Dave Alonso
Jerry Russell
Rob Lonto
Dale Tunnell
2
Extra-point Scores
Joe Pellom
Dave Butler
"B" League
Touchdowns
Larry Johnson
Barry Krall
Stan Hobbs
Ron Aguilera
Tom McDonald
Touchdown Passes
Bo Smith
Reg Rice
Dave Denton
Dave Trower
Extra-point Scores
Jeff Jewett
Dan Pajic
Jeff Davis
? Apparently, Rob Shanko and friend a
e who will be doing the centering for their g
STANDINGS
A" Lecgue
Team
Wins Losses
Tie
Rodger;
3 0
0
DkkerboH
3 1
Greve
1 2
0
Gibbon
1 3
0
Peyton
1 3
"B" East
u
Team
Wins Losses
Tie
Hawaiians
4 0
0
Shraeder
2 1
II
Herman
1 3
0
Shanko
0 4
0
Kennedy
0 4
"B" West
II
Team
Wins Losses
Tie
Jewett
3 0
0
Davis
3 0
0
Schnell
2 1
1
1 2
Jones
1 2
0
Women's League
Team
Wins Losses
Tie
Pellom
1 0
1
Stevenson
0 0
?,
Travis
0 1
1
Shelly Duncan doesn't seem to know which is n
exerting: Ihe baUgame or the sidelines.
Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win
Vince Lombard1
Men's Club Sponsors Cruise
Cindy Watson
Whether out of curiosity or
anticipation, your're probably
wondering what the men's club
n store in sponsoring the
Autumn boat cruise. The even-
ing begins 7:30 Monday night
at Ross Landing where the
boat, Mark Twain, will be
waiting. The 3 to 4 hour cruise
consists of going up and down
the Tennessee River.
Donuts, hot chocolate, bur-
ritoes and other Mexican food
will be served buffet style. Mr.
Earl Evans, Director of Food
Services at Southern, and the
cafeteria staff will be catering
;he meal.
After the meal, the excite-
ment will be watching the boat
go through the locks, the city
lights, and... Of course, as
Dean Christman puts it, "this
is official PDA night-the one
occasion at Southern where
DA is allowed and
couraged."
As for those going as just
;ausal dates, have no fear,
"ausal is what the evenings all
about. Even blue jeans are ac-
ceptable. It's a Mississippi style
boat ride, but not like in the an-
tibellum days where everybody
dresses up. "It's too cold to be
dressed up," says Christman.
Live entertainment will con-
clude the evening. Although
plans had not been finalized
Tuseday as to who the enter-
tainer would be, Christman
said the style would be popular
romantic music and would last
around an hour.
The thirty dollar per-couple
tickets were on sale October 15
& 16. This is 10 dollars more
than last year. "The company
we've rented from in the past
went bankrupt" explains
Christman. "It's costing us
twice as much for the same
length of ride." As of Monday
night, 50 percent of the tickets
were sold and 20 percent were
bought by girls. The cost of the
ticket includes transportation.
Unlike last year, this will be a
one night event.
"It's one of the highlights of
the school year because the ex-
perience is so unique-a time
when people can let their hair
down and enjoy themselves,"
says Christman.
Adventists Send 1,101
Missionaries
Washington (Oct. 10)-The
Seventh-day Adventist Church
;ent out 1,101 missionaries in
.983, according to G. Ralph
Thompson, secretary of the
General Conference of
Jeventh-day Adventists in his
eport to the denomination's
1984 Annual Council.
Of the 655 departures for
:egular mission service, 286
were new missionaries and 369
were those returning to
■assignments after furlough. An
Additional 446 volunteer
■workers brought the total to
1,101, Thompson said.
The 655 regular missionaries
Jasically are church workers
who go from their home coun-
ry to another country, Thomp-
ion explained. Of that number
411 missionaries (62.7 percent)
went from the United States
and Canada to other parts of
he world. Other missionaries
were sent from the Far East,
Africa, Australia and the South
Pacific, Europe, Central and
South America, and the Middle
Bast.
Calls for missionaries con-
tinue to come," Thompson
added. "As of September 10,
1984, we had a total of 198 calls
or regular missionaries- 54 for
Physicians, 34 for facul-
ty/teachers, 16 for nurses, 14
for departmental, 13 for ad-
ministrative and the remaining
variety of categories in-
cluding other health-related oc-
cupations and publishing."
Thompson said the church
has an additional 149 requests
for volunteer workers in a
variety of categories.
The Seventh-day Adventist
Institute of World Mission at
Andrews University in
Michigan "continues to make
its mark. . .in preparing mission
appointees for 'cross-cultural'
service," Thompson said. "It is
fascinating to see how a group
of mission appointees at each
session arrives as a diverse,
non-oriented set of individuals
and leave a homogeneous
group in just a short time."
The Institute of World Mis-
sion reviews the mission of the
church and the role of mis-
sionaries in the fulfillment of
that mission, acquaints newly
appointed missionaries with the
conditions and problems they
will meet in the field, prepares
them to relate to diverse pro-
blems in a tactful and Christian
manner, discusses current issues
in missions and explains the
policies and procedures under
which missionaries work.
In a brief report on member-
ship, Thompson said that in the
year ending June 30, 1984, the
church had a net increase of
255,517 to a world total of
4,261,116.
The Annual Council and
related meetings
through October 18.
The Division of Religion's new home, soon to be called SojoconUn Hall, (story on page 5)
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AWWARE...
tatives from Union College
where a similar program to deal
with substance abuse has been
started.
AWWARE has been suc-
cessful and well received since
its beginning this school year.
Meetings, to which anyone is
welcome, are held in Thatcher
Chapel at 8:30 p.m. every Fri-
day night.
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ATTENTION! Don't miss out!
October 31 will be your last
chance to sign up for credit on
the Gateway to Europe Pro-
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registration fee could be worth
a $1,100 free trip to Europe.
Get registration blanks in the
Admissions Office.
Don't miss the Business Club
Vespers this Friday evening at
8:00 p.m. in the Student
Center. Bring a friend.
Everyone is welcome.
PERSONAL
Gem:
Are you thru yet?
NOT SO
FAST
Start thinking about Christmas Wanted! Arts and Crafts per- Dear Mickey
gifts now. I have a beautiful sons! We want people who
selection of handmade and handcraft work in traditional of
carved Lazy Susans on swivel contemporary Arts & Crafts to
bases. Sizes range from ? inches participate in the Blaine Arts &
to 14 inches and prices and Crafts Seventh Annual Fall
range from $12.00 to $28.00. Festival, November 3rd. Call
for more information Billie C.
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Bullis at 933-1743.
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Have you noticed that in some
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children are running things?
Sometimes family roles get
reversed and it gets confusing
for everyone. For help with
your parent/child issues call
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As the holiday season is upon
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Conference—
glopmy Sabbath but soon
cleared up. Sabbath School was
organized by Union College,
and church was conducted by
Southwestern. That afternoon
there was a play by Midnight
Oil, a group from Keene,
Texas. The play, a vivid por-
trayal of insensitivity to human
needs and resultant suicide, was
called "Time Bomb in the
Pew."
The spiritual high point of
the weekend was an Agape
Feast Sabbath afternoon. The
tables were set up in the shape
of three crosses and a supper
was served with the communion
service. Foot washing was in
the lake.
Most of the students were
glad they attended. Chailene
Burton, junior comunications
major at SAC said "I had a
ENERGY.
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during your time of important Palsgrove, S.A. Vice President
decision-making. Our residen- of Southern College, quipped,
family. Waiting to be adopted tial maternity home or day "To put it in perspective, the
older children, black school program may be water was great and so were the
available; and we can offer meetings." Beck Pellecer,
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Friday October 19 8:00 p.m. Vespers:Richard Ruhling
Saturday October 20 Church Service: Gerry Morgan
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Tuesday October 23 Chapel: Mike Stevenson
Wednesday October 24 Fall Festival Begins
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Southern /lccent
Volume 40, Number 8
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
Broomshop Gets New Home
The Nerds Are Back!
Fall Festival in Full Swing
Ron Aguilera
A decision was recently made
o build a new broomshop
building at the mobile home
park near the Student Park.
This decision was passed in the
September Southern College
Board Meeting, and the con-
struction will probably begin in
the spring.
The building which now
holds the Supreme Broom
Company is under lease from
McKee Bakery. This lease runs
out in a year and a half, and
McKee Bakery will be moving
into the building then. This ac-
tion presents the need for a new
home for the Supreme Broom
Company.
Southern College owns ten
;cres of land which is now be-
ing used as the mobile home
park. Recently, there has been
i decline in the popularity of
living in trailers, leaving many
open spaces at the mobile home
park. The college, therefore,
plans to change a section into
1 industrial area, constructing
building to house the
Supreme Broom Company.
Once completely moved into
the new building, the Supreme
Broom Company will have 20
percent more space than it cur-
rently has. The added space is
important because it should in-
crease the income potential of
the broom shop.
An interesting note is that by
the time the new broom shop
begins functioning, the college
will have spent around half a
million dollars on its construc-
tion. This amount will be paid
by the Supreme Broom Com-
pany, however, and not student
tuition.
The college's involvement in
the company's move is pro-
mpted by the fact that Southern
College owns it. In April of this
year, the Supreme Broom
Company was purchased by
SC. This move was done main-
ly to provide students with
another source of employment.
The college is very pleased right
now to have over 50 students
employed there and hope to in-
crease the number as well as the
student income after the com-
pletion of the new building.
The history of the broom
shop is an interesting one. A
certain Mr. Schroeder from
Kentucky wanted his son, Bill,
to have a Christian education.
But money was scarce and the
work that Bill did best was not
one of the industries at the col-
lege. So Bill came to college
with some old type broom
presses, winders, and chop-
pers-all operated by hand-
along with a wagon full of
broom corn. His father had
told him that if he made enough
brooms to pay his expenses, the
college would help him sell
them. Bill probably never
realized that he would start one
of the college's most productive
industries. The first broom
shop was started in 1924 and
has become not only one of the
oldest industries on campus but
also one of the most profitable.
Joni King
Throughout the years one of
the biggest events on campus
has been the Fall Festival, and
the one planned for this year
will rival those in year's past.
Already we've seen the scruffy
look with T-shirts, sweats,
scrubs, and torn blue jeans. For
most people it was a real "com-
fortable" day. Now we are in
CABL Week Leaves Students "Healthier and Wiser"
Norman Hobbs
CABL Week was a great suc-
cess. Collegiate Adventists for
Better Living (CABL) is a pro-
gram which emphasizes good
health and is sponsored by
Campus Ministry. Assistant
Chaplain Dale Tunnell was
happy with the results: "I
believe that we have achieved
our goal because people are
talking about health." Many
students feel "more aware than
ever" about their health and are
thankful for a week to become
more conscientious about bet-
ter living. Troy Rockwell says
that CABL Week was great: "I
never knew it existed until this
year." CABL director Don
Welch felt that the week was an
awesome success and hopes
that everyone benefited from
the programs."
During the entire week,
CABL Week began on Monday
the 15th with a dental booth in
the cafeteria. On Tuesday, in-
formation about eye and body
donation could be obtained
from a booth in the Student
Center. Also, a special movie
on running was shown during
Tuesday's chapel. Starting on
Tuesday and continuing
through Friday, Wildwood
Sanitarium and Hospital shared
information, took blood
pressures, and gave health age
and longevity appraisals in the
Student Center. The health age
appraisal stated one's health
age based on current health
habits and his achievable age if
he adopted stated health recom-
mendations. The longevity ap-
praisal expressed one's expected
remaining years of life based on
present health habits and his
life if he followed the suggested
health recommendations.
Health recommendations in-
cluded such things as eating
regular meals, avoiding snack-
ing, losing or gaining weight,
getting plenty of rest, and get-
ting lots of exercise. Wildwood
gave appraisals to nearly 600
people.
On Wednesday, skin fold fat
tests and blood pressures were
taken in the cafeteria. That
evening Dave Silas, medical
director at Mountainview
Hospital, spoke at Wednesday
night's prayer meeting.
On Thursday, a group from
Metropolitan Hospital checked
107 people for diabetes, and the
eyes and ears van, which check-
ed persons' hearing, reported
around 100 hearing tests.
CABL Week's last feature was
the process of experiencing
"REVENGE OF THE
NERDS." If an unsuspecting
visitor happened to wander on
campus, he would probably
beat a hasty retreat away from
a studious look of briefcases,
polyester, mix-matched clashes,
crazy outfits, and a chronic
habit of nose picking. If we
could persuade this visitor to
stay until evening, he would be
greatly relieved to find a bit
more "normal" look of
western duds, hats, boots, and
flannel shirts-Hee Haw style.
A picnic at 5:30 p.m. between
Hackman Hall and the Student
Center will complete the coun-
try atmosphere with
chuckwagon grub and some
knee-slapping, banjo-picking,
country-western music.
There will be a quick shift
from rural to urban by Friday
morning, though. The at-
mosphere will definitely be
sophisticated when those in
high society make their debut
appearance, dressed in
elegance-from tuxedos and
formals to super preppy to the
"night out on the town look."
In keeping with all this class,
there will be a croissant break
at 10:00 a.m. and a secret sur-
prise around noon. Don't
forget to get your ' 'look"
recorded forever during the pic-
ture session on the steps of
Lynn Wood Hall at 12:30
everyday.
The best part of the week will
be Sunday night. At Fillman's
Continued on page 2
speaker Dr. Richard Ruhling,
private physician and health
lecturer from Chattanooga. Dr.
Ruhling talked about "Being
Where the Action Is." The
steps he suggested were to
guard our heritage by honoring
God in all we do and by form-
ing good habits, to gird our
minds by aiming high and by
feeding our minds only pure
things, and to go for a "gold"
character. Thus, the key to suc-
cess is to aim high because we
become what we think. Dr.
Ruhling shared facts that pro-
ved that if we follow the health
suggestions of Ellen G. White,
we will be where the action is.
Thanks to CABL Week our
campus has learned helpful
hints that we can now practice
as Collegiate Adventists for
Better Living.
Index
Editorial p. 2
Reflections p. 3
We the People ..p. 4
Garfield p. 5,7
Sports p. 6
News Briefs .... p. 7
Classifieds p. 8
Foresight p- 8
Editorial
Thank You
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Joint I want to bring out is that the "thank you has been weU
received. Perhaps, there are other people around you who also
gladly would welcome a word of praise.
A college campus setting almost forces individuals to interact.
This mingling takes place in many forms: employer ^employee
working togetter, roommates living with each <***££*
dying with a tutor, and friends eating at the same ta We. Jhe : Utt
goes on and on. Yet one wonders what a simple thank you
or compliment would do for one of these people if the words were
expressed. 1 would venture to say that the person who recedes
'he compliment or thank you would feel like our staff does each
time it receives a compliment-uplifted.
Very few people can live a normal life without being recogmzeo.
In fact, to be recognized is a human need. If one were to think
about how he felt after being complimented in the past, he would
see that there is a need for commendation, especially on a college
campus. For example, it is easier for an individual to work for
an employer if he knows that his work will be acknowledged. An
employer who never thanks his workers for their work, most likely
has a staff of disgruntled individuals. In contrast, an employer
who notices his staff's good work and lets them know about it,
most likely will have a happy staff (not considering all aspects
of job satisfaction, of course). In fact, the compliment will buoy
the individuals to try and accomplish greater feats.
The need for commendations and "thank you's" on this cam-
pus is even higher. As fellow Christians trying to live proper lives,
knowing that we are being recognized encourages us to continue
living and working on a higher level of achievement. Given the
difficulty of living a Christian life (and of going to college) the
act of complimenting should be encouraged. Commending so-
meone is free, and the words can only help and not hinder.
Letters. . .
A PLEASED READER
Dear Editor,
Just wanted to commend you
and the Accent staff on the ex-
cellent job you are doing on our
newspaper. I can feel proud of
a newspaper which covers cur-
rent world issues and current
campus issues. The Southern
Accent is informative and in-
teresting. Keep up the good
work!
An Accent Admirer
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Sports
STAFF
Ron Agullera
Michael Battistone
Melanie Boyd
Gart Curtis
La Ronda Curtis
Russell Duerksen
Sheila Elwin
Moni Gennick
Dennis Negron
John Seaman
Bob Jones
Steve Morris
Jay Dedeker
Lynnette Jones
Pam Steiner
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovalski
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
Randy Thuesdee
Lori Heinsman
Norman Hobbs
Joni King
Rob Lastine
Lori Selby
J. T. Shim
Brent VanArsdell
Cindy Watson
Jack Wood
Dr. Ben McArthu
Fall Festival. . .
Barn near SC there will be a
bam party, with the SA pro-
viding transportation at 6:30
p.m. It sounds like a fun even-
ing of moonlit hayrides, old
time refreshments, and a bon-
fire for roasting marshmallows.
There will also be a costume
contest with cash prizes: $10 for
3rd, $15 for 2nd, and $25 for
1st prize in each category. The
grand prize of $50 will go to
either a 1st prize winner or an
individual winner. The four
categories judged from arc 1.
traditional halloween character
(ghouls, ghosts, and other
creatures); 2. celebrities
(Magnum look-alikes
welcome!); 3. miscellaneous; 4.
groups of 3 or more.
For informatoin on the Fall
Festival watch for posters or
call 2552. E.O. Grundset and
Marie Lovett have been work-
ing to make it a great week that
everyone can enjoy and get in-
volved in. Marie commented, 'I
hope school spirit will benefit
from mass participation in the
things planned. We wanted
everyone to be able to
participate-after all you've
paid for it."
Brent Van Arsdell
A proposed road from Col-
legedale north to the interstate
is still in the planning stages,
says Collegedale City Manager
Lee Holland. "The only thing
that has been done about this
road is that Hamilton County
has had a engineering study
done surveying possible
routes." The new road would
give Collegedale better access to
1-75 than the Ooltewah-
Ringgold Road route, but cur-
rently the new route is not even
"remotely finalized," said
Holland.
The road is needed because
of the large amount of truck
traffic from McKee Bakery and
other sWppers. The trucks are
not able to use Ooltewah-
Ringgold Road because its 10VI
underpass and small wy,),
make it unsuitable for heavy
trucks. Collegedale Mayor
Wayne VandeVere said that
some of the push for a better '
road came last spring after
several accidents on Apisoj
Pike. The road would also
benefit the planned industrial
park in Ooltewah, he said.
If the road is built, the agen-
cy in charge will be Hamilton
County. The money will come
from wherever funds can be oh-
tained. Federal grants v,
definitely be sought, howevu.
State, county, and local revenue
will finance the remainder of
the cost.
Teachers Salaries Increasing
C. D. N. S.
Teaching salaries are on the
rise, but statistics disagree on
the amount of the increase.
According to the American
Federation of Teachers, a
500,000-member union, last
year's earnings increased 8.5
percent to an average $20,547.
In terms of buying power,
however, that's 10.6 percent
smaller than 10 years ago.
Another survey of 2,100 full-
time faculty members by John
Minter Associates, a research
firm in Boulder, Colo.,
reported a 7.6 percent increase
average $28,040 salary
The surveys agree, however,
that the increase means salaries
increased more than inflation
for the second straight year.
The AFT figures show the
highest average salaries in
($32,297) and the lowest in
Mississippi ($14,320).
Projections by the U. S.
Bureau, of Labor Statistics in-
dicate less demand through
1995 for college and high
school teachers, more for
vocational-educational teachers
and more for pre-education ,
kindergarten and elementary-
school teachers.
(not including fringe benefits).
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Reflections
The Idea of an Education
Jan Haiuska
College, like love, is
sometimes better the second
time around. At least that's
how it was for me as a student.
During my first try I was chief-
ly interested in easy classes and
cool friends (this was 1959),
and a C- was just dandy, thank
you. Maybe that had something
to do with how the experience
ended.
I remember my last talk with
the academic dean as he gently
explained that, having averaged
just below a two-point for a
couple of semesters, I was
welcome to try elsewhere. That
conversation was my door to
adulthood. The army and a few
years in the business world
completed the transition. Then,
just as I had become used to the
idea that I would never go
beyond a rudimentary educa-
tion, Christ intervened, and I
found myself back at college.
But what a difference there
was this time. A walk around
Pacific Union College the day
before registration was like
Moses' sight of the burning
bush. Although I had spent the
last several years in San Fran-
cisco's financial district, the
buildings on that campus look-
ed far more impressive than any
I had seen in a long time. They
were full of people whose lives
were dedicated-the wonder of
it-to giving out information to
make others more successful. I
visualized members of the
physics or business departments
trading away high-paying jobs
for privilege and burden of
teaching. (It's true enough. My
friend Richard Ericson has
done that here this semester.)
Then I saw that civilization
rests on a far different base
than is generally supposed. Not
the wheel. Oh no. At the center
of the civilized world stands a
school. The ancient Mayans
maintained a high culture
without any wheels at all.
Schools, they had.
But even the second time
around did not show me all of
it at once. That first day I ac-
tually missed two thirds of the
picture.
Only later did I begin to
notice the vast difference be-
tween training, important as it
is, and what is called "liberal
education." That difference is
easier to illustrate than to
define. Consider: according to
a recent study, people with ex-
clusively technical backgrounds
often blossom early in com-
panies like IBM, AT & T and
Transamerica, picking up quick
promotions ahead of their
liberally-educated colleagues
who have spent significant time
studying people-related sub-
jects, especially history,
literature, languages, etc. But
then a strange thing happens.
The purely technical people
tend to stop cold just below
middle-management level,
while their humanities-oriented
peers slide by into the big
salaries near the top of the
pyramid.
How can that be? The
answer is that anyone who
wants to produce results
through people had better
understand his co-workers'
nontechnical side. The
humanities are still the best
general education for that
understanding. Liberally-
educated students have a bright
window into the collective right
brain of mankind, giving them
a clear advantage over anyone
with an exclusively left-brain
orientation. For that reason,
higher education historically
has tried to produce leaders by
focusing hard on the
humanities. Although technical
and scientifdic coursework is
essential to a good preparation
for most fields today, potential
leaders in all areas still need a
liberal arts education.
The third ingredient of a real
education was honored for
2,500 years before this century.
Now though, it is mostly left
out. From the schools of the
prophets to those of Aristotle
and Plato, the great scholarly
tradition has emphasized
spiritual things. Graduates of
Oxford and Cambridge (not to
mention those of Harvard)
were fitted for the ministry if
they chose to enter it. Long,
hard experience has shown that
faith is the best way to bind the
two halves of the brain
together. Ignoring this more
recently, the great universities
of the world have tried to de-
emphasize the spiritual and still
produce leaders of mental and
moral integrity. How well this
kind of education has suc-
ceeded is easy to judge; anyone
can snap on his T.V. at random
for a loud and clear answer.
Just now these secular univer-
sities are agonizing over how to
teach "values," having exclud-
ed their best answer already. It
has been a bad experiment.
I am thrilled to find so many
students on this campus who
are smarter than I was the first
time around. They know that
college must not be simply a
social adventure with a little
learning thrown in. But I
wonder whether they under-
stand clearly that higher educa-
tion cannot just provide train-
ing. Do they recognize that any
educated person needs a strong
background in the liberal arts
along with any purely technical
or scientific preparation? Do
they see that the payoff is not
simply in being a "well-
rounded person," but in serious
anticipation of leadership? Do
they realize as well that this
preparation is incomplete
without the spiritual
dimension?
We here at Southern should
not feel at all shy in the
presence of huge and well-
funded state institutions around
us. By God's grace we offer
education in the rare, true sense
of the term, and under His mer-
cy we shall continue to do so.
Annual Sickness
Student Missions Club
Sponsors Food Fair
C. D. N. S.
A recent report stated that in
1980 Americans experienced
19.1 average days of restricted
activity, which refers to those
days spent in bed or otherwise
missing from work because of
health reasons.
The 19.1 average is one day
more than in 1975--3.1 more
than 1971. Based on 1980
statistics, the report reflected
interviews 103,000 people in
39,000 households (sic).
Money seems to make a dif-
ference, as families with in-
comes of $25,000 or more had
the lowest rates of restricted ac-
tivity, and those with income of
under $5,000 had the highest
rates of disability. That's an
average of five days yearly of
missed work.
Blacks, with higher restricted
activity rates , missed fewer
school days than whites~4.1
to5.4.
Surprisingly, people living on
the sunny West Coast had three
more days of restricted activity
than the national average.
Michael J. Bait is tone
Are you hungry? Looking
for something to break the
routine of cafeteria fare or the
"burger and fries" approach?
If it is something exotic that ap-
peals to you, then there is a
good chance that the Student
Mission Club's International
Food Fair will be to your taste.
For three years, the Food
Fair has been an important
aspect of both the public rela-
tions effort and iTmd-raising
campaign of the Student Mis-
sions Club. The Fair features
the traditional cuisine of
foreign cultures, and most of
the nations which have hosted
student missionaries will be
represented in this year's event.
Some of the all-time favorite
booths include Japan, Korea,
Mexico, India, and the South
Pacific Islands. In addition to
these and other booths from
last year, two new cultures will
be introduced: the Ukraine and
Dutch (the Dutch booth will be
serving only drinks and ice
cream).
The money raised by this
endeavor will be placed in the
"Student Missions Donation
Fund," which will help defray
the cost of transportation and
medical procedures for student
missionaries who need financial
assistance. The Club would like
to raise at least $2,000, which
is not an unreasonable goal
considering last year's profit of
$1 ,800 (an increase of over 100'
from the previous year).
The Fair will be open from
12:00 to 6:00 on Sunday, Oc-
tober 28, in the gymnasium of
Spaulding Elementary School.
Arrangements will be made
enabling students to charge
food on their ID cards. So
come out, bring a friend, and
enjoy this celebration of the
world's food while supporting
the Student Mission's efforts.
Bon Appetit
We the People .
Church and State: A
Dangerous Mix
SC ADVISEMENT BOOK
PUBLISHED
Students
Advised for
2nd Semester
Russell Duerksen
1984 Democratic National
Convention--The audience
sways as SDA minister, Went-
ly Phipps, sings at the conclu-
sion of another minister's, Jesse
Jackson, speech. ..1984
Republican National
Convention-There is a roar of
applause as Jerry Falwell makes
a short statement and then gives
the benediction. Politics and
religion: much has been said
about them from square one of
this campaign, as if this was the
first time they had mixed in
American history. I strongly
dispute that point and propose
the theory that politics and
religion have always been
mixed in American history (ex-
amine the campaigns of
Presidents Kennedy and Hayes,
and Governor Al Smith of
Wyoming), and what is now be-
ing seen in this election is the
beginning of the public's
realization and acceptance of
that fact. Having stated that
premise, I look at today's
church-state relationship in two
different lights: that of a citizen
and that of an Adventist.
As a citizen, I find this in-
volvement of religious
organizations in politics of no
great concern. The constitution
gives to every group or in-
dividual an equal right to try
and influence the political pro-
cess by expressing their view-
points. This right extends to
Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson,
and the Catholic bishops, just
as much as it extends to Lane
Kirkland of the AFL-CIO, Jay
Rockerfeller, and the local
chamber of congress. This
country is a democracy, and
those that can assemble a con-
sensus should be allowed to
govern.
However, as an Adventist
Christian, I see this issue in an
entirely different and disturbing
light. Granted, religious in-
volvement has been present for
a long time, but what concerns
me is the shift of emphasis of
this political involvement. It
has shifted from moral and
political issues, such as prohibi-
tion, abolition, poverty, and
issues of war and peace, to
more overtly religious issues,
such as abortion and prayer in
schools. These issues are enter-
ing directly into the gray area
between church and state, and
it is in this area that religious in-
toleration and persecution
begin. This emphasis, and not
the fact that religious organiza-
tions are involved in the
political process, is the real item
of concern. Unfortunately, it is
probably here to stay, and thus
we should learn to deal with it.
In conclusion, the real
discussion of the issue of
religious involvement in
politic's should be concerned
not with the actual involve-
ment, but with the direction this
involvement is leading
America. It is our duty both as
Christians and citizens to
evaluate the situation for what
it is, and then to deal with it
effectively.
(Russell Duerksen is a senior
history/computer science ma-
jor, pursuing a pre-law pro-
gram. The ideas expressed in
this column are his own and do
not necessarily reflect the views
of the Southern Accent, the
Student Association, and
Southern College.
Character consists of what you do
on the third and fourth tries.
- James Michener
A Guide to Academic Ad-
visement, a 150-page book giv-
ing suggested year-by-year
schedules and career informa-
tion for each of the majors of-
fered at SC, has been publish-
ed by the SC Records Office,
just in time for the advisement
period for second semester,
which begins October 29.
"Choosing a career and fin-
ding a job after graduation will
be easiest for those students
who have a clearheaded view of
opportunitites and problems
ahead of them," according to
Mary Eiam, Director of
Reocrds. That is why she has
compiled this information from
the SC division chairmen and
other authoritative sources such
as the Occupational Outlook
Handbook and the College
Placement Council's Salary
Survey.
Career information listed for
each major includes such items
as job availability (including
denominational opportunities),
salary possibilities, and sources
of additional information.
General education re-
quirements at SC are outlined
in the first section of the book.
This portion of the guide also
includes detailed information
on the placement of the 1984
graduates, contributed by
Evonne Crook of the Testing
and Counseling Office.
Included are such tidbits of
information as the fact that the
Bureau of Labor Statistics
reports that a college graduate
is three times less likely to be
unemployed as a high school
graduate. According to the
U.S. Census Bureau, people
who complete four years of col-
lege can expect lifetime earnings
averaging nearly 40 percent
higher than high school
graduates.
Elam cautioned, however,
that students should not select
a career solely because it is
presently in vogue or leads to
high earnings. They should
follow their own bent by selec-
ting a profession or vocation
that is compatible with their in-
terests and talents. Even the
most glutted fields will need
replacements for those* who
retire.
According to the October 10,
1984, issue of The Chronicle of
Higher Education, more
students are seeking help from
their colleges in planning their
careers, but resources have not
kept pace with the increased de-
mand. It is the aim of Dr.
William Allen, Academic Vice-
President, to use the resources
available at SC in the best
possible way to improve the
quality of academic advise-
ment. He foresees that The
Guide to Academic Advisement
will become a yearly publica-
tion and is pleased to announce
that Dr. Carole Haynes, Direc-
tor of the Teaching/Learning
Center, has been appointed to
take an increasingly active role
in coordinating advisement.
The amount of career infor-
mation that can be given in this
handbook is necessarily limited.
It is designed to aid students in
the selection of a major and of
the courses needed to complete
a major, but does not take the
place of the official college
catalog.
As they outline their personal
year-by-year schedules,
students should study this guide
and the SC catalog carefully
and stay in close touch with
their advisers. They can find
more in-depth information on
their chosen careers at the SC
Testing and Counseling Center,
the McKee Library, and by
writing to the sources of infor-
mation listed in the handbook.
Copies of A Guide to
Academic Advisement have
been given to each academic ad-
viser, are available for perusal
at the dormitories, and are on
reserve at the McKee Library.
For the next two weeks,
October 21 - November 9*
Southern College will have its
advisement period for Spring
Semester. The time is set aside
so that students can meet with
their faculty advisers and plan
their schedules for the second
half of the school year.
This pre-registration will cut
down on the amount of time it
will take to register on January
7 (Registration Day). It also
gives the records office an op-
portunity to see what classes are
the most popular and at what
times. Thus if any conflicts
arise, they may be able to cor-
rect them before second
semester begins.
The process begins with the
student looking over the new
class schedule and getting an
idea as to what classes are of-
fered and when they are of-
fered. Then after making an ap-
pointment with his adviser, the
two discuss a probable schedule
and place it on a form that the
adviser gives to the student.
After this is completed, the
student takes the schedule to
the Reocrds Office in Wright
Hall. The form is stamped with
a number, and this number is
what determines a student's
time of registration. For this
reason, Miss Elam, Director of
Records, advises that it is to the
student's advantage to see his
adviser as soon as possible.
Students who wish to change
their program after having
completed the pre-registration
steps, may do so until
November 15. After this date,
he will have to wait till the ac-
tual registration period.
The fact that pre-registration
is upon us so quickly shows
how fast time can fly, so
students are encouraged not to
delay their advisement sessions.
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Adventists to Vote on Ordination of Women
The Seventh-day Adventist
Church will vote on whether to
ordain women to the gospel
ministry at its General Con-
ference Session in New Orleans,
June 27-July 6, 1985.
The church's 1984 Annual
Council yesterday responded to
i request of the church's Col-
umbia Union Conference (area
headquarters for the mid-
Atlantic states) and the
Potomac Conference (local
headquarters for Virginia, the
District of Columbia, and parts
of Maryland) that it act to per-
mit women serving as associates
in pastoral care and who serve
s local church elders to bap-
that church policy be
amended to permit granting of
ministerial licenses to women
and that the church consider
| the ordination of qualified
women to the gospel ministry.
The Annual council asked
the Potomac Conference "to
keep tabled the issues of
ministerial licenses for women
and baptism by women. . .un-
til the larger issue of women in
the gospel ministry is decided
by the Church" at its 1985
General Conference Session.
Such sessions meet every five
years and are the ultimate
authority on church doctrine
and working policies.
The Annual Council noted
"that the issues raised by the
Potomac Conference and Col-
umbia Union cannot be resolv-
ed without deciding the central
women being eligible
for ordination to the gospel
ministry."
The council voted a three-
part program leading to the
1985 consideration of ordina-
tion of women:
1. Each of the world divi-
sions of the church is "asked to
discuss the issues in preparation
for a meeting of representatives
from the world divisions" who
will meet for four or five days
beginning March 26, 1985.
2. Representatives will in-
clude at least two represen-
tatives from each of the world
divisions of the church.
3. The report of the March
meeting will be presented to the
1985 Spring Meeting (April 3
and 4, 1985) for recommenda-
tions to the 1985 General Con-
ference Session.
In addition the church's
Biblical Research Institute will
send to all delegates to the
General Conference Session "a
balanced summary of the
available theological positions
in connection with this
subject."
The Annual Council action
stated that the "decision of the
1985 General Conference Ses-
sion will be definitive and
should be accepted as such by
the Church worldwide."
General Conference Presi-
dent Neal C. Wilson reviewed
recent history concerning the
pastoral roles of Adventist
women.
"It is clear scripture teaches
equality of men and women,"
Wilson explained. "But we
must face the question of
whether that equality is one of
both status and function." He
pointed out that various church
studies and actions of the last
decade have urged continued
study of the role of women in
the church and have recogniz-
ed the role of women in
pastoral-evangelistic work with
ministerial status.
"The implication of what we
have done over the last ten
years is that a time might come
to ordain women to the gospel
ministry but that the church
above all desires unity."
C. E. Bradford, president of
the church's North American
Division, pointed out that the
General Conference has en-
couraged conferences to
employ women in ministry.
"They have the same educa-
tional preparation as men.
Several conferences have ac-
cepted them in pastoral roles.
They have been taking their
places with their male
classmates on pastoral staffs."
Bradford urged the world
leaders of the church to have
sympathy and understanding.
"North America has its chal-
lenges to face. If we are a world
church, the entire church
should be concerned with our
problems."
President Wallace O. Coe of
the Columbia Union Con-
ference asked the world
representatives to "look at all
sides of the issues and ask the
Lord to lead us to the correct
conclusion."
President Ron M. Wisbey of
the Potomac Conference said a
survey revealed 94/of the con-
ference's ministers supported
their fellow women pastors. He
said the question is a matter of
conscience for the conference's
executive committee. "Our
women pastors feel their call to
ministry just as deeply as every
member of the clergy sitting
here today," he said.
Former General Conference
President Robert H. Pierson
appealed for study of the Bible
and of the Spirit of Prophecy
(writings of church founder
Ellen G. white), "not of what
other churches are doing, not
what radical liberals propose,
not what proponents of the
status quo urge. We must find
the solution on our knees, and
then move ahead as a united
church."
The council earlier voted to
reaffirm a 1975 Spring Meeting
action on the "Role of Women
in the Church" and establish-
ed guidelines for the selection
and ordination of women as
local-church elders.
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3
J. Randolph Thuesdee
Now that the magic of the
Detroit Tigers' season has worn
off, it's time for the bruisers,
the dancers, and the leapers.
Kirk Gibson, eat your heart
out.
Although the NFL's regular
season is half over, this week
starts the beginning of the real
regular season. There is not a
team in first place with more
than a two game lead, but with
eight weeks to go, that's not a
bad position to be in.
Which team is the strongest?
That is debatable. If we go by
records, the Miami Dolphins
are considered the best. Some
dare to compare these Dolphins
with the Dolphins of 1974 (bet-
ter known as the year as the
year of Richard Nixon). Yet
still there are other teams which
can be considered tops in the
league.
The San Francisco 49ers
boast a 7-1 record. The 49ers
don't have a squad that is
bursting with superstars, but
they get the job done. Led by
QB Joe Montana, the 49ers are
the team to beat in the NFC
West.
The Washington Redskins
and the St. Louis Cardinals, yes
the Cardinals, are tied for the
top spot in the NFC East. It's
easy to predict that the 'Skins
will come out on top based sole-
ly on the past two years, but the
Cards are a pretty potent
group. It'll be interesting down
the stretch. And although many
would like to, let's not forget
the Cowboys.
In the NFC Central, the
Chicago Bears, behind Jim
McMahon and Walter Payton,
are sitting on top of their divi-
sion at the midway point this
season. Upcoming is a date
with the World Champion Los
Angeles Raiders, though. That
match will surely put the young
Bears up to the test of being a
contending team. The Min-
nesota Vikings and the Green
Commentary
Bay Packers, previously con-
sidered to be the stronger teams
in the Central Division, both
are fairing poorly so far.
In football's best division,
the AFC West, Los Angeles
and the Denver Broncos are
locked in a 7-1 tie for first
place. The only loss the Raiders
have this season came at the
hands of the Broncos. Think
the black and silver want
revenge? The only loss that the
Broncos suffered came in a
blowout at Chicago. The Bron-
cos haven't been able to beat
Chicago in four years, though.
The Seattle Seahawks are an
awesome bunch themselves.
Seattle would really be in the
thick of things if they hadn't
lost Curt Warner to injury ear-
ly in the season. Franco Harris*
past record won't be enough to
help theis team. The Seahawks
need him this year; unfor-
tunately, he can only run out-
of-bounds now.
The San Diego Chargers still
have a great offensive attack
despite losing Kellen Winslow
to injury and Chuck Muncie to
the di up ward. QB Dan Fouts
is the anchor for this team, but
as long as the Chargers score 40
points and give up 44, they'll
still lose. The Chargers have ab-
solutely no defense.. .absolute-
ly none. (The Kansas City
Chiefs with Todd Blackledge
are a team of the future and
thus don't fit in this article.)
The AFC Central is a joke.
Pittsburgh, Cincinnati,
Cleveland, and Houston are
football's version of baseball's
American League West divi-
sion. Neither of these teams
should go to the playoffs but
one will. Stupid? You bet.
I'm sure everyone that is
reading this article will not
totally agree with me, but one
thing is for certain. Football
does not get interesting until
after week number 10. I don't
care how many times you like
NOTSO
FAST
to see Washington beat Dallas;
who cares until after week
number 10? Chances are Miami
will remain unbeaten, but who
cares until after week number
10? A 10-0 record is much im-
pressive than an 8-0 record any
day.
Now that the Fall Classic is
done away with, the Fall Guys
are in full swing until the Super
Bowl. The best teams will make
it, and the best individuals will
wind up watching it. It always
happens that way. So take off
that Tiger cap and join the par-
ty. It's a long way to spring
training.
Slowing down is more than another 2C a gallon. And a well-
just a safer way to drive. It's also tuned car can save you about 4C a
a great way to save gas and gallon more,
money. Vou'll get about 20 more Saving energy is easier than
miles from every tank of gas if you think, and with the rising
you slow down from 70 to 55 mph energy costs we're facing today,
on the highway. And that's just it's never been more important,
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Hawiian Football
STANDINGS
"A" League
Team Wins Losses
Tie
Rogers 5 0
0
Dickerhoff 6 2
0
Grave 2 2
0
Gibbon 1 5
0
Peyton 1 5
0
"B" West
Team Wins Losses
Tie
HawaHans 4 0
0
Dads 4 1
0
Sender 0 5
0
Shanko 0 5
0
Kennedy 0 5
0
"B" East
Team Wins Losses
Tie
Jewett 6 0
0
Schmll 2 2
1
Herman 1 3
0
Jones 2 5
0
Women's League
Team Wins Losses
Tie
Travis 1 0
1
Stevenson 0 0
2
Peuom 1 1
°
TONIGHT'S GAMES
Greve vs. Gibbon
Field B at 5:30 pm
Jones vs. Schnell
Field C at 5:30 pm
Peyton vs. Dickerhoff
Field B at 6:45 pm
David Gentry and Donnle Howe criss-cross during a
game that did not get rained oat last week.
SA OFFICER
BLOOD
J. T. Shim
100/60
Mike Palsgrove
128/88
Marie Lovett
90/60
Dennis Negron
120/78
Russell Duerksen
110/80
Bill Dubois
122/68
Dale Tunnel.
110/72
How Healthy Are Your SA Officers?
BLOOD PRES. WEIGHT AGE HEALTH AGE AVE YRS LEFT YOUR YRS LFT
49.6 51.1
50.5 49.5
57.7 59.1
50.5 57
51.5 53
49.6 56.1
50.5 57
125
22
20.5
145
21
22
117
21
19.6
142
21
14.5
151
20
18.5
158
22
15.5
165
21
14.5
KEY
SA Officer: The SA office"
who submitted their heaiu i
evaluations to the Accent-
Blood Pres: Blood Press"'' |
Weight: Current Weight. |
Age: The officers age.
Health Age: The age that It*
officers health reflects. I
Ave Yrs Left: The aver*
number of years left for »F?
son with your current hea"
Your Yrs Lft: The number
years left from an evaluauon
the officers health.
JOKER
84-85
They're Here!
At the last Student Associa-
tion Joker editor, Reg Rice,
promised that within a week the
Joker would be in the students'
hands. True to his word they
were delivered on October 23,
1984. Most students found the
Joker on their dormitory room
beds.
The holdup was caused by
printing delays at the press, late
pictures from the Orlando
Campus and various other
complications.
The Joker has more informa-
tion listed in it this year, but
aside from the greater quantity
of information the quality has
been questioned. A notable
grainy effect appears on the
pictures which detracts from
the overall look.
The candidates for Joker
editor almost always promise a
speedy publication. After a late
production this year, next years
candidates are sure to do the
It's Rainin' Again
Robert Jones
Well, how has your week
been so far? I think we could all
agree that "wet" describes it
pretty well. Yes, once again
thunderclouds and torrential
have taken up residence
Collegedale. Here at
Southern College the umbrella
population is booming. The
protective devices used at SC
not just. limited io uni:.
brellas. Swimming to class
Monday morning, I was pass-
ed by students wearing
everything from plastic
trashbags to full length tren-
chcoats. Umbrellas, however,
are the predominant species.
Umbrellas are available at
the Campus Shop in three
styles. These styles include a
collapsible and non-collapsible
variety-both of which are
[water proof. For those of you
Who are dating or have more
lhan one friend, a selection of
Barge golfer's umbrellas are in
stock. "Style" number three
comes in the above mentioned
varieties but is not water proof!
Ignorant of this important dif-
ference and having the good
luck I usually do, I bought one
that wasn't water resistant. Yes,
I got soaked the first time I us-
ed my umbrella. Realizing the
error of my ways, I returned to
the Campus Shop. Many other
students had made the same
mistake and were carefully
reading umbrella labels to avoid
a second bath.
For those of you who find
rain a nuisance, I would like to
point out the following. Did
you know that walking in the
rain at SC can be a new social
experience? Yes, some roman-
ces have been started-believe it
or not-by a chivalric gentleman
(obviously not a Talge Hall
resident), offering a damsel in
distress a space beneath his
canopy. Believe me, it happens.
Ask my fiance, the first time I
"ran into her" was during a
thunderstorm.
As if the rain and wind
weren't enough to deal with,
we've also got to navigate
around puddles, which can be
an adventure in itself. Of
course, the term puddle is a
relative one. I think "lake"
would best describe the amount
of water that collects at the bot-
tom of the steps between
Wright Hall and Talge Hall.
In fact, 1 had a personal close
encounter with this body of
water Monday afternoon.
Somehow falling into a muddy
puddle can really chip away at
one's dignity. I'm still waiting
for my sneakers to dry out.
Yes, the rainy season has
again hit Collegedale and
though uncomfortable we'll all
A way From Campus. . .
Candidates Debate
President Reagan and Walter Mori dale pounded each other in
the second presidential debate Sunday, October 21. Mondale
stated that President Reagan is an out-of-touch leader whose
foreign policy has "humiliated" the United States. He also said,
"I will keep us strong," and as a result of the president's policies
in Central America, "We have been humiliated and our opponents
are stronger." Reagan reported in the debate that Mondale has
a "record of weakness. ..that is second to none" on national
defence and jabbed back at Mondale with the following statement:
"It may come to Mr. Mondale's surprise, but I am in charge."
No claim of victory was made after the campaign by either
challenger, but Vice President George Bush stated, "I think we
just wrapped up four more years."
Soviet Arms Control Shift
Secretary of State George P. Shultz said Sunday that the new
position of intermediate-range missiles in Europe may be unac-
ceptable. A Soviet official was quoted Friday as suggesting that
Moscow might no longer insist that the United States withdraw
all of the new cruise and Pershing 2 missiles it has deployed in
Britain, Italy, and West German since last December. Shultz said
that the official may have been suggesting " a little different
stance," and a moratorium on deployment of American missiles
may be sufficient to get arms talks under way again.
Heavy Storms Ravage Mississippi Valley
Heavy thunderstorms erupted Sunday over the lower Mississippi
Valley, causing tornados and dumping rain on parts of Texas and
Louisiana that had been hit by storms the day before. Tornados
touched down Sunday and other possible twisters were detected
on radar, said the National Weather Service.
Planes Crash
Investigators looked through the wreckage of two small planes
that crashed this weekend in Cheyenne, Wyoming. One official
said that one factor for the accidents may have been the
snowstorms that have ravaged the area the last week. A twin-
engine Cessna crashed into a North Cheyenne home Saturday,
killing a 2-year-old boy inside the house and injuring the four peo-
ple aboard the aircraft. One passenger told a police officer that
the wings had iced up.
survive. Contrary to what Let's hope that our mid-term
residents of Thatcher Hall grades are kinder to us than the
think, they will not melt no weather has been lately,
matter how much rain we get.
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GENERAL
2552 HOT LINE: Sports! SA
Activities! Chapel Programs!
Who's playing each evening?
What's going on for chapel?
What's happening Sabbath
afternoon and Saturday night?
Be informed by dialing 2552,
and remember that for all you
do this line's for you.
Is There a Gambling Problem
in Your Family?
At Family and Children's Ser-
vices (a United Way Agency)
our counselors have had
specialized training to help you
resolve family gambling pro-
blems. Call 755-2800 today and
stop gambling with your fami-
ly's future. For confidential
help or information on
Gamanon, Gamblers
Anonymous, and counseling
call 755-2800.
ATTENTION! Don't miss out!
October 31 will be your last
chance to sign up for credit on
the Gateway to Europe Pro-
gram this semester. The $2.00
registration fee could be worth
a $1,100 free trip to Europe.
Get registration blanks in the
Admissions Office.
•
Wanted! Arts and Crafts per-
sons! We want people who
handcraft work in traditional or
contemporary Arts & Crafts to
participate in the Blaine Arts &
Crafts Seventh Annual Fall
Festival, November 3rd. Call
for more information Billie C.
Freeman at 933-3463 or Judy
Bullis at 933-1743.
Are You Ready For Your An-
nual Financial Frustration?
As the holiday season is upon
us, we need to prevent financial
overload on our family
budgets. Consumer credit
counseling-a free service of
Family and Children's Services
(a United Way Agency), can
help you with family budgeting
and wise consumer spending.
Call 755-2860. Don't wait un-
til it's too late: Call 755-2860.
Today!
Who's In Charge at Your
Household?
Have you noticed that in some
families it seems as if the
children are running things?
Sometimes family roles get
reversed and it gets confusing
for everyone. For help with
your parent/child issues call
Family and Children's Services
at 755-2800-A United Way
Agency-755-2800.
"Sound of Praise" Oct. 27 at
9:50 a.m., will be presenting a
musical program at the Col-
legedale Academy Sabbath
School this Sabbath. The pro-
gram will feature Joey Bird,
Kim Deardorff, Bill Norton,
Obed Cruz, Denise Read, and
Marie Lovett. Come join us
and praise the Lord through
On November 17 and 18, 1984,
the Watauga Valley Art League
and Johnson City's Freedom
Hall are having their first An-
nual Fine Arts Exhibition. It is
sponsored by Watauga Valley
Art League Incorporated. All
artists are invited to exhibit
their two dimensional pain-
tings. For more info, write
Watauga Valley Art League, P.
O. Box 2177 Johnson City, TN
37601.
The Chattanooga Symphony
Orchestra announces its second
performance of the 1984-85
season at the Tivoli Theater on
Tuesday, November 6, 1984 at
8:00 p.m. The featured soloist
will be Ana-Maria Vera, the
sensational nineteen-year-old
pianist. She will perform
Rachmaninoff's Rhapsody on a
theme of Paganini. Tickets are
now available at the Symphony
and Opera Office. For reserva-
tions call 267-8583.
The Japan Center of Tennessee
will present a lecture on
"Japanese Politics" by Pro-
fessor Scott C. Flanagan of the
Department of Political Science
at The Florida State Universi-
ty, Tallahassee, Florida. The
lecture will be held on Wednes-
day, November 14, 1984 in the
Art and Architecture Building,
Room 109 at the University of
Tennessee at Knoxville at 7:30
p.m.
Southern College of Seventh-day Adventists
Examination Schedule
FALL SEMESTER 1984
TIME
8 am
10 am
12 noon
2 pm
4 pm
MONDAY TUESDAY
900 am MWF 9:00 am MTWT
9:30 am TT
10:00 am MWF 12:00 TT
10:00 am MWTF
WEDNESDAY THURSDAY I
7:00 am MWF 7:00 am TT
8:00 am MWF 8:00 am TT
8:30 am MWF 8:15 am TT
11:00:
iMWF
10:00 am TT
10:00 am MTTj4
10:00 am MTrS
1:00 pm MWF
3:00 pm MW
3:30 pm MW
College Comp.
1:00 pm TT
1:00 pm MTTF
2:00 pm TT
3:00 pm TT
3:30 pm TT
5:00 pm TWT
6:00 pm MW
2:00 pm MW
2:00 pm MWF
4:00 pm MW
4:00 pm MTWT
History
The final exam for evening classes will be during exam week at the time
the class normally meets.
NOTES:
1 Students with more than three exams in one day may seek to have an exam rescheduled.
See'the academic dean if it can't be worked out with the instructors involved.
2 Because the Christmas recess is starting a week earlier than normal to accommodate
those going to the Mexico City Youth Congress, students should not expect special exam ar-
rangements to accommodate holiday travel.
3 Beginning with the next semester the examination schedule will be printed in the class
schedule so that students may plan the exam week along with the schedule of classes.
Foresight
A new pamphlet is being of-
fered to help college students
pass their exams. The pamphlet
is entitled "How To Study For
Exams. . .And Passl" There
are tips on how to develop a
successful study program, how
to cram the right way, and
more. This pamphlet is free to
college students and all teachers
if they will enclose a self-
addressed stamped envelope to:
Study Guide, Box 2201,
Cleveland, Tennessee.
The Southern Writers' Club is
sponsoring a vespers service at
the home of Mr. Haluska this
Friday night, October 26, start-
ing at 7:00 p.m. His house is the
second on the right on Pierson
Drive (across from the church).
Worship credit will be given.
PERSONAL
Hey S. Walton Johnson:
That new G.Q. hairstyle of
yours looks terrific!
The Observant
High Society, Dress-up Day
10:00 AM: Croissant Break
Vespers: Jim Herman
Church Service: Gordon Bietz
7:30 & 10:30 PM: The Hiding Place
1 1 :00 PM: Time Change Celebratioi
6:30 PM: SA Fall Festival Party
5:15 PM: "That Delicate Balance'"
Chapel: 11:00 AM in the Church
♦Shown in Thatcher Hall
**Due to technical difficulties Crime and Insanity was not
shown last Monday evening. The series continues this
Monday with Crime and Punishment. This is shown
behind the curtains in the cafeteria.
Friday
October 26
Saturday
October 27
Sunday
October 28
Monday
October 29
Tuesday
October 30
THERE ARE TWO SIDESTO _7
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both repre-
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I as a member of the Army Nurse |
I Corps. The caduceus on the left
I means you're part of a health care
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career advancement are the rule,
_ _ mU not the exception. The gold bar ^— jF--.^
on the right means you command respect as an Army on^er. y?n
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box / m,
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Southern /fccent
■Volume 40, Number 9
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
November 1, 1984
U.S. Senate Hopeful Ashe Visits Southern
Victor Ashe, candidate for
■the United States Senate, arriv-
ed unceremoniously in front of
■bright Hall at 10:00 a.m. on
fcctober 30, 1984. His brief, 20
pninute stop at Southern Col-
lege was one in a series of stops
Jturing Ashe's final campaign
ring through western Ten-
nessee. Ashe appeared very
porn out when he arrived and
ughout the course of his
S/isit. His tour of the campus
companied by a small
delegation of students with SA
President Shim as the host. One
|of Ashe's aids was overheard
jaying that Victor Ashe had on-
|ly gotten 1 Vi hours of sleep the
njght before.
Attorney, native of Knox-
iville, fifth generation Tennes-
[sean, Mr. Ashe started his
in public service working
Ifor Senator Howard Baker. A
iverteran Senate, Victor con-
istently won reelection with 60
[to 70 percent margins. He re-
Icently won the 1984 Republican
iPrimary by an overwhelming 87
Ipercent of the vote. President
Ronald Reagan briefly states,
■"We need Victor Ashe in the
lu.S. Senate." In Washington,
■Victor claims he will work for
a balanced federal budget that
is fair and the continuation of
president Reagan's economic
molicies. More jobs for Ten-
ftessee is a primary concern to
Victor, and he plans to have a
■taff person working full-time
to bring business and industry
to Tennessee.
Victor Ashe's Democratic
opponent, Albert Gore, has
been shown to be currently
ahead in professional polls, but
Ashe doesn't think that these
polls are a correct reflection of
the public opinion. Ashe claims
to have won a number of polls
taken in high schools and even
on the elementary school level
and claims that this is a good
indicator of what the parents at
home are thinking. This com-
ing Tuesday Victor Ashe will
have a chance to prove his logic
correct.
While visiting at Southern,
Ashe was posed a number of
questions. One of the questions
raised was on Ashe's stand on
higher education to which Ashe
replied, "My wife is a second
grade school teacher." Ashe
went on to state that he was for
higher education and felt that
there was a strong role for
private colleges to play in
education and that we should
not take on any governmental
activity that would inhibit that
role.
A number of questions were
directed towards Ashe which
questioned what could be done
to better private schools. One
such question focused on tax
credits for private colleges of
which Ashe thought to be a
justifiable expenditure. He
stated, however, that the
Merry Clower Show Sells Out
■Cindy Watson
I The Jerry Clower Show this Monday morning, five whole,
■Saturday night has proven to be days before the show. Unlike
la real seller. From the sounds prior programs in the Artist
|of it, Clower will also be a real Adventure series, only those
■thriller. with tickets will be admitted. Of
I Tickets were sold out by the 2200 plus tickets, half have
federal deficit had to come
down and that such tax credits
at this time would not be
beneficial in balancing the
budget which Ashe strongly
supports a Contitutional Am-
mendment for.
When voting for a candidate
a voter likes to know who else
supports the candidate. One
such question was asked to
Ashe and he replied "I have the
support of Governor Alexander
and the support of President
Reagan. In fact, if you have
seen my latest television com-
mercials, you'll see that the
President is featured in them."
Ashe responded to a host of
other questions which for the
most part he had ready re-
sponses to. The one question
which he said he had never been
confronted with before was on
President Reagn's appointment
of an ambassador to the
Vatican. Ashe stated that he
would have to look over the
reasons and issues before he
could take a stand on it, but he
did say "I am a firm believer in
separation of Church and
State."
At the end of his stay Ashe
entered his car for another cam-
paign stop in Dayton, Ten-
nessee. He initiated the sugges-
tion that win or lose he might
be able to make another stop at
Southern and address a larger
number of the student body.
been given to alumni who are
on campus for this year's
Alumni Weekend and the other
half given to students or sold to
community members.
The fast sell-out is no suprise
though. Clower, named
"Country Comic of the Year"
for nine years running, is in
popular demand. Each year he
makes about two hundred ap-
pearances. In the month of Oc-
tober alone, he has traveled
from Florida to California, to
Virginia and North Carolina, to
Georgia and back to Florida.
Clower's stories of life in
Amite County, Mississippi,
have taken him to several ap-
pearances at the Grand Ole
Opry. Besides his numerous
television commercials, Clower
has produced 15 records and 2
books. "Ain't God Good!"
and "Let the Hammer Down."
Back to the Grind
Fall Festival Ends With Barn Party
Lori Heinsman
Hooray for Fall Festival-
weekend of opportunity. S.C.
students had the opportunity to
blow off steam and tension
from mid-term exams and show
their spirit and enthusiasm dur-
ing Fall Festival weekend, Oc-
tober 24 through 28. One stu-
dent said this was "a chance to
see who all the fun people are
by the ways that they dress-
up... especially with the im-
agination shown by some of the
costumes worn at the barn par-
ty Sunday night."
This "dress-up" weekend
began on Wednesday with
"Scrub-clothes, factory-togs
and T-shirt with a Message
Day." Thursday consisted of
"Country Western Day" and a
Country Jamboree picnic for
supper. Everyone dressed
elegantly or super-preppy on
Friday and then displayed their
costumes Sunday night at the
barn party.
As a whole, the students en-
joyed this dress-up occasion.
Dale Lacra suggests we include
a hat day and an inside out day,
and Kelly Hosier would like to
see more students and faculty
participating.
taken of the festival par-
ticipants on the steps of Lynn
Wood Hall, I asked the people
gathered around the following:
"What do you think of Fall
Festival?" Here are some of
their replies.
"I'd like to know where
Bruce Kennedy gets his
clothes!"--Mark Hambleton.
"Really nice—fun par-
ticipating in it. "--Dorothy
Dalton.
"A unique week. . .hey that
rhymes I "--Tami Peters.
Continued on page 6
Index
Editorial p. 2
Reflections p. 3
News Briefs — p. 5 j
Garfield p. 5,7
Sports p. 6
Classifieds p. 8
Foresight p. 8
Letters.
3
Editorial
When Tragedy Strikes
In the oast two years, this college and its small community have
had a rLh of tragedies. The most recent one happen* M- -*
when Scott Yankelevitz died in an accident, m wh.c , h ™sdo
tag something he loved to do--ska.eboard.ngJ3 «<*££"
DODular students at Southern, Scott's death was mourned oy a
£ge par of the student body. This fact was M*
a several hundred students attended the memorial servtce at the
Collegedale church last Thursday morning.
When tragedy occurs, questions are raised: Why did he have
to die so young? Why did she have to be born mentally retarded?
Wh did he hfve to lose his legs? Why does she have to ,M
rest of her life physically and mentally disfigured from the tire
However, all of these questions evolve from a more basic one.
why does God allow tragedies to occur to good people .
Unfortunately, there is no easy answer. Few are satisfied .with
the answer that God only knows. From that response evolves the
ones with more elaboration: "It was his time to go. uoo. is
trying to tell you something." "This is the way God wants you
toTe-crippled." "God didn't do it, Satan did." Yet, excep for
the last answer, each one of these strikes against what we believe
our God to be-a loving Creator who has our best interests in
mind. And the last answer doesn't allow us to know why He didn t
intervene. Once again, there is no easy answer; neither are there
any that can be used for any one incident.
Last week's tragedy occurred to an individual who was happy-
go-lucky He also learned something from everything he did. I
do not wish to speculate on how Scott would have reacted to a
close friend's death, yet he probably would have learned
something from it, also. The lesson many of us have learned from
last week is that in a world where evil reigns supreme, our only
source of hope and peace is a personal relationship with God.
We do not understand why God allowed Scott to die, but we do
not let this embitter us. For we have this knowledge: God has given
us a way of escape from the pains of evil-Jesus Christ.
Teenage
Slang Test
IN MEMORY OF SCOTT
I was in a dazed state after I
got off the phone Wednesday
afternoon: one of my best
friends, Scott Yankelevitz died.
To those who never had the op-
portunity to meet him, they
missed one of the rare pleasures
there are to be had. When I
heard the news 1 thought the
right response would be to cry,
but after thinking hard, I said
to myself that Scott would have
said his famous line, "Go with
the flow." At the time the
thought in my head sounded
very cold and morbid, but
pondering it more I reckoned in
my mind that Scott died doing
something he very much en-
joyed. I hold no contempt for
that skateboard, because we
had talked about when we
went-whether it was 'taking a
drive to Trenton,' or talking
about the Redskins,-we figured
that when the time came, we'd
be enjoying something. "Go
with the flow" was our state-
ment to an anxious, and stress
burdened world. Scott was hap-
piest when he was wearing his
shark shorts and shooting
basketball or anything that
could be done outdoors. Our
conversations would get serious
once in a while, and they would
last for only a few minutes and
then the talk would turn to liv-
ing a Bohemian lifestyle on the
beach in California or talk of
hoping the cafeteria would be
serving biscuits and gravy, our
favorite breakfast dish while at
Southern. If nothing were said
between us, it wasn't that
something was wrong, it was
that everything was perfect.
Scott was a great friend, he
would always try to help you
out with money, his car, or just
listening.
I know that eventually I'll
break down and cry, but before
I do this much has to be said.
Cry if you must, I know I will,
but if you can help it at all, and
can hold it back, smile and
think of surfing, basketball,
girls, and the Washington Red-
skins. When you do, you'll be
holding his memory better than
tears could ever express. "Go
with the flow."
Lance L. Martin
A close friend
SM WRITES HOME
Dear Editor,
Yesterday I received 17 let-
ters, and the first 2 copies of
The Accent (thanks to La Ron-
da Curtis-an excellent SM club
president) were among them.
I am working this year as the
teacher (8 grades) and pastor
for the tiny litle island of
Namu-Namu (no, Mork from
Ork doesn't live here!). I am
the only American here and
have no contact with the rest of
the world other than my short
wave radio receiver and the
mail boat that comes once a
month or so. So, as you might
expect, I was thrilled to receive
all the mail and especially The
Accent.
I certainly agree with your
first editorial: "We're Talkin'
Proud." Our school does have
a lot to be proud of. But you
left out one item on your list of
things to be proud of.. ."We're
talkin' proud of a super perfor-
and an excellent job on
the Southern Accent this year!"
My hat is off to you and your
staff for an excellent beginning!
Keep it up!
Yokwe" greeting
to all of my friends at S.C.
Please continue to write, and to
pray for me!
Sincerely,
Kevin K. Costello
Namu SDA School
PO Box 5005
Ebeye, Kwaj 96970
C. D. N. S.
Think you have a pretty go^
handle on current slang? Test
out your vocabulary on these
(meanings follow in the next
paragraph):
1. Nerd, mingus, gingusamJ
ingus, spud, geek 2. Tweaked.,
3. jelled 4. squid lips 5. nasall
man 6. bag your face 7. bo1
head 8. combustible 9. hellified
10. darvy 11. ragged out 12,
jazzed, stoked 13. can't hand:
14. that's cold 15. snake 16.
bodacious 17. wussy, mark,
wimp.
1. jerk 2. damaged or not
good 3. out of contact, mindii
wandering 4. a big mouth 5. no
way 6. terrible 7. one who uses
marijuana 8. lighter or matches
9. super, as in "That party was
hellified." 10. good or cool 11.
sleepy 12. a good mood, lively
or exciting 13. can't cope 14.
I'm humiliated 15. steal, as in
"he snaked something." 16. a
combination of bold
audacious 17. a coward oi
pushover.
Slang, the common
language is often a teenage
mechanism for society separa-
tion and identity-building, ac
cording to Judith Bernstein, a
psychiatric social worker in In-
glewood, Calif., who spoke
recently at a national con-
ference in Washington, D.C.
Don't forget
to vote
on Tuesday,
November 6.
It can
make a
difference.
Reflections
WHAT DID YOU LEARN IN SCHOOL TODAY
Jerry Morgan
My father never finished high
school. Due to the economy of
the times and the fact that he
was the only son in a family of
seven sisters, he went to work
for his father and never re-
turned to school. That is not to
;ay that his education ended
then. In fact he was an avid
eader, active in the local
Methodist Debating League,
and because he was a typeset-
ter and proofreader in the
Minting business, could spot a
hisspelled word or a split in-
finitive like a skilled gram-
marian. He therefore took in-
tense interest in the higher
:ducation of each of his
ihildern.
Often, at the supper table, he
would ask me, "What did you
earn in school today?" I had
earned through experience to
ivoid the response "nothing"
s that would incur a look of
profound disbelief and disap-
jointment. "Nothing? You sat
or seven hours in a classroom
nd learned nothing?" In-
variably I found that if I
thought hard enough I could
think of something. "Well, the
mature porcupine has some
30,000 quills on its head, back,
flanks, and tail." or "The plant
life of the oceans makes up
about 85 percent of all the
greenery on this planet." With
this, he would be content that
it least the entire day had not
been wasted and I knew I was
safe until the next time he ask-
id that question.
If seemed that only a few
fears had passed unitl I com-
pleted high school, finished col-
lege, and was back teaching the
Rame school, trying to make
Hiouns and adverbs exciting to
a generation who found them
ps irrelevant as I once did. It
was during that first year that
our superintendant gave me an
update on my father's
philosophy: "You have these
students in your school for
almost a thousand hours each
year. What are you going to
teach them?" I found it signifi-
cant that in most classrooms
teachers ask about 90 percent
of the questions and answer
most of these themselves. I also
noticed that I seemed to learn
more from teaching than I ever
did when I was a student in the
same discipline.
Several years ago David
Berkowitz, the notorious "Son
of Sam" killer, was arrested in
New York City. Prior to his ar-
rest he sent notes to the police
explaining why he had commit-
ted the murders and that he
planned to kill again. In ex-
amining these notes one
psychologist noticed that
Berkowitz knew how to use a
semi-colon correctly, something
that most of the population
cannot do. (A semi-colon joins
two independent clauses that
are not joined by a co-ordinate
conjunction) It amazed me that
at some point he had been a
student in a classroom
somewhere and had learned this
profound piece of information
but somehow had not been im-
pressed with the rights of others
and the golden rule, that some
teacher had drilled home points
of grammar and composition
but had not seen the signs of a
disturbed mind crying out for
help.
It has been said that educa-
tion is what you have left when
you've forgotten everything
you've learned in school. While
this definition may seem con-
tradictory at first, it does con-
tain the sad truth that many of
us retain little of what we learn.
Although we graduate from
college at the end of four (or
more) years and have the
diploma hanging in a promi-
nent place on the wall, when it
comes right down to it, we re-
tain very little of all we have
learned or "crammed" during
our college years.
A well-known cofhic does a
routine which he calls his "five
minute college program." He
begins with the premise that
because we forget most of what
we learn in college we can save
a lot of time and money if we
eliminate those facts that we
will forget anyway and just
learn the very basics of each
course, those facts that we
won't forget. It goes something
like this:
Accounting-Debits go on the
left. Red ink is bad but
black is beautiful.
Economics-Supply and de-
mand. You sell something
for more than you paid
for it—that's called profit
and it's ail that's really
important in economics.
Spanish--Since most people
speak English today or
they know someone who
does, you can save
yourself a lot of time and
study by only speaking to
those people. Two
sentences in Spanish are
all you really need to
know: "Habla Ud. in-
gles?" (Do you speak
English?) If they say
"no" you ask, "Conoce
Ud. a alguien que habla
ingles?" (Do you know
anyone who does?)
Theology-Only two questions
are important:"Where is
God?" (Everywhere) and
"Why is God
everywhere?" (Because
He loves us)
Algebra-You'll never use it so
forget it.
Geometry-Just as important as
Algebra.
While his five minute course
would no doubt anger most
educators (especially those who
disciplines were reduced to a
sentence or less) the sad truth is
that most of us who complete
a college program remember
almost nothing outside of our
major fields. This is not
because it was unimportant,
but because we never took the
time to use what we'd learned
in these "electives."
I personally look back on my
own college program with a lot
of regret. Not because I chose
the wrong field or attended the
wrong college but because I
could have learned so much
more than I did. Like many
students I was so anxious to
finish the program and get on
with life that the four years
seemed to pass like one. There
were courses I should have
taken as electives (astronomy
was one of them) that would
have been so much more
beneficial than some I took
because it gave me an easier
schedule or an easier grade.
However, like most others, I've
found that education doesn't
have to end with graduation; it
just takes greater discipline to
achieve it afterwards.
Incidently, did you know
that a woodchuck breathes on-
ly ten times per hour while
hibernating? An active wood-
chuck breathes 2,100 times an
hour. (Now you can say that
you've learned something new
in school today.)
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In Memory of Scott
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Jeny Russell
"Endless days barefoot on the
beach,
Suntan that never fades,
And that spirit that runs free."
-Scott J. Yankelevitz
Sitting in my room, staring at
the floor laughing then crying,
thinking, remembering the good
and bad of my friend who was
so much a part of my life. I'll
never forget Scott for the con-
tribution that he made in my life
and his optimistic attitude that
greatly inspired every day. He
was warm and sensitive, having
a teasing sense of humor that
always brought me out of the
deepest despair.
I remember that once last year
I had what seemed an insur-
mountable problem that had me
down for several weeks. Every-
day Scott spent hours talking
with me, encouraging and help-
ing me to deal with it. After that
there were many more times that
Scott and I would just sit and talk
because it felt so good to reason
some things out. In all the times
that we talked, I never saw Scott
get angry. He just didn't get riled.
You always could count on Scott
to react the same way: a sly grin,
raised eyebrows, and a little nod
of the head.
Friday afternoons were always
special to us. After classes were
over Scott, Rob, and I would
jump into the 700 LDS with the
top down and cruise over to the
pool to lay out or into town for
the afternoon. We especially en-
joyed these times because it was
the boys' afternoon out. Scott
would be decked out in those
shorts, a T-shirt with a surfing
logo, and his raggedy vans-the
look that just epitomized his life
style.
Scott was kind of a free spirit,
while at the same time organized
enough to be an "A" student. To
say he loved the beach would be
an understatement. Last summer
while at home, I didn't even
bother to try to see Scooter on
weekends because very few of
them went by that he wasn't in
Ocean City. He always said that
it was the "best beach in the
Continental United States."
There he would be on the sand
during "peak tanning hours".
Scott had marry good qualities,
and he touched our lives in
countless ways, but the
characteristic I admired the most
was his unfailing dedication to his
friends. On several occasions
when people had said negative
things about one of his friends,
each time he came to our rescue
and defended us at any cost to
himself. This was a quality of
Scott's that I always appreciated
and wished I had the guts to do
myself.
Through it all Scott was one of
the greatest guys and certainly
one of the best friends I've ever
had. There will always be an
empty place in my heart that can
never be filled by anyone else. I,
along with many other friends,
consider myself very fortunate
and honored to have known him.
His silent influence and leader-
ship brought me through many
trials.
I can praise God for I'm going
to see Scooter again, however.
Resurrection morning now takes
on a new meaning for me. That
day will put to an end an era of
pain and suffering, and begin a
new one of "endless days
barefoot" by the Sea of Glass
where "that spirit" can run free.
Good-bye Scotty. We love
Senate Begins Forming Plans
Record New SDA Members
Sheila Elwin
With the October 24 Senate
meeting having been postponed
because of the accident to Scott
Yankelevitz last week, a special
October 29 meeting was held
this week. It began with the
Pledge of Allegiance, followed
by a devotional by Senator
Elwin.
The position of Secretary
Loudin, who was sick, was
temporarily filled by Senators
Jobe and Reinhardt.
According to a special update
from Terry Cantrell, Director
of Strawberry Festival, plans
are going better than in
previous years. Cantrell ex-
plained that this is due in part
to a larger staff of approx-
imately 30 people, including 18
photographers.
This year the Festival will in-
clude more special effects and
graphics: pictures will move
faster; the music will have a
slightly more up-beat tempo;
and some of the music will be
originally composed by
k students.
" Another definite improve-
ment over years past is the ac-
tual showing. The gym will be
arranged crosswise rather than
lengthwise, allowing everyone
to sit in front of the equipment.
Afterwards, President Shim
announced the presence of Vic-
tor Ashe, Republican
Senatorial candidate, on cam-
pus around 10:30 a.m., Oct. 30,
for any who wish to meet him.
Also, Shim gave the newest
proposed time-this Thursday
at noon--for the "surprise" in
the cafeteria.
Because of apparent student
concern over cafeteria pricing,
Senator Denton proposed to
send an official delegate to Earl
Evans, cafeteria director, to ask
him some pertinent questions
and then publish his answers.
Senator Bass introduced two
ideas which his committee has
come up with for Senate pro-
ject. These are a book detection
device for the library and a
lighted student information
sign for the cafeteria. Nothing
is definite, though, and all are
welcome to add their thoughts.
Senate adjourned after Vice
President Palsgrove reminded
the senators of the next regular
meeting, Nov. 5.
•Note* Unless otherwise
posted, all senate meetings are
open for anyone to go and
listen. If you wish to personal-
ly present an idea, please make
arrangements with your
NADCA
Record numbers of people
are joining the Seventh-day
Adventist Church, General
Conference President Neal C.
Wilson reported in his October
9 keynote address to the
church's 1984 Annual Council.
"Through the first seven
quarters of the church's ' 1 ,000
Days of Reaping' campaign,
nearly 666,000 people have
joined," Wilson explained.
"The exact figure is 1,034 bap-
tisms per day."
The campaign goal is 1,000
new members per day for 1 ,000
days beginning during the fall
of 1982 and ending at the
church's General Conference
Session in New Orleans in the
summer of 1985. Wilson said
the church expects to report
more than 1.1 million new
members at the New Orleans
meeting.
Pointing to area of strong
church growth, Wilson said the
Inter- American Division hopes
to have a membership of
900,000 by mid-1985. He said
the Mexican Union, which has
a membership of approximate-
ly 20,000 fifteen years ago, will
have 200,000 members by the
end of 1984.
Wilson said the largest
union-the East African Union
with more than 200,000 mem-
bers-"has even bigger spiritual
objectives before them." He
said an additional 13 union
conferences have more than
100,000 members-four in the
Inter- American Division, two
in the Far Eastern Division, two
in the North American Divi-
sion, two in the Africa-Indian
Ocean Division and three in the
South American Division.
"What hath God wrought!"
Wilson concluded. "Let's
renew our covenant with God,"
he said. "Let's review His
mighty acts and His ability to
save. Let's extol the goodness
and greatness of God. Let's be
a peculiar people, a called-out
people, an instrument in God's
hand to every nation, kindred,
tongue and people."
"Let's respond to God's
warnings and exaltation to His
people to obey His law," he
continued. "Let's recognize the
place of true worship and study
of God's Word as a path of
unity of faith and action that
will eliminate so many of the
peripheral issues that take up so
much of our time and energy.
And let's accept God's promise
of blessings and rewards for
those who observe His coven-
The Annual Council agenda
contained such diverse subjects
as reports and proposals on the
administration and use of tithe
funds, a statement of
theological freedom and ac-
countability, the pastoral role
of women, the publishing work
in North America, Sabbath
observance, the role ?nd func-
tion of denominational organi-
zations, the President's Review
Commission Report-Phase II
and a personnel information
data bank, as well i
General Conference's
world budget.
The Council met through Oc-
tober 16 and is being followed
by two days of meeti; ;s of the
North American Division Com-j
mittee on Administration.
Start
counting!
Only
13
school days |
until
Thanksgiving|
vacation.
Dr. Greenleaf Talks About
1951-52 Accent
Ron Aguilera
Besides having the first Ac-
cent editor, Frances Andrews,
Southern College also has a
faculty member who was the
Accent editor 33 years ago: Dr.
Floyd Greenleaf. Dr. Greenleaf
, professor in our History
Department.
Dr. Grenleaf graduated from
SMC in 1955 with a double ma-
jor in history and religion with
i emphasis on teaching. He
later received his masters in
social science from George
Peabody College for Teachers,
which is now the Vanderbilt
School of Education. In 1976,
he completed his Ph.D. from
the University of Tennessee,
emphasizing in Latin American
History. He is currently com-
pleting a 3 volume work on
Adventism in Latin America
and the Caribbean.
Dr. Greenleaf, who had
always been interested in jour-
nalism and who had been both
i reporter and assistant editor,
became editor in the 1951-52
school year.
One of the problems the
paper faced then was that the
Accent did not carry adver-
nents. One may ask, how
did the paper operate without
advertisement? Dr. Greenleaf
tells us that the paper's budget
came from selling subscrip-
s. With the Accent coming
out every two weeks, he recalls
that they were reasonably suc-
cessful that year. They needed
4000 subscriptions and ended
up a little short. However, they
did not publish the last issue
that year to balance out the
budget.
One of the major problems
of the Accent back then was
that it did not have any trained
writers. "It was hard to find
competent news article writers
who were trained," says Dr.
Greenleaf.
In 1951-52 there were about
400-500 students on the cam-
pus. Everyone knew everybody
and there was a feeling of
togetherness. Also, the
academy was on the same cam-
pus as the college and the
academy and college students
lived together in the dorms.
Because of this the Southern
Accent had a section, "Accent
on the Academy," for the
academy activities.
Dr. Greenleaf says that he
had two sources of copy. First
of all, he kept his eyes peeled
for new stories. Secondly, staff
columnists were assigned a cer-
tain area of campus. In his year
Dr. Greenleaf had four colum-
nists cover the men's dorm,
women's dorm, married
students, and faulty. One can
see that there was more of a
personal feeling in the Accent
33 years ago.
Also, one- notices that the
Southern Accent has changed
in both its format and produc-
tion. With more students, more
offered majors, and more
faculty, the newspaper has
more sources of material. Also,
it has expanded to eight pages
in contrast to four pages in
1951-52. The changes make for
an improved paper, but today's
staff doubt if they would have
taken the job of putting a week-
ly paper out under the cir-
cumstances which Dr.
Greenleaf faced.
Away From Campus
Jack Wood
Death for Teague
The Tennessee Supreme Court has upheld the Hamilton County
Criminal Court jury's ruling of death by electrocution for Ray-
mond Eugene Teague. The 29-year-old Teague was convicted of
drowing his ex-wife in her bathtub April 4, 1980. His attorney
states that Teague has not yet been advised of the ruling because
he wishes to first study it before deciding on appeals.
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Mondale Warns U.S. in TV Ad
The Mondale campaign put a 5-minute ad on national televi-
sion Sunday, presenting the election as a referendum on arms con-
trol. The ad was televised on all three commercial networks and
included footage of young children combined with shots of
missiles, a nuclear blast, and shots of the "Red telephone" a presi-
dent would use to respond to a nuclear attack. Mondale says "We
know if those bombs go off, its probably the end. It's over."
Job Rate Falling
Unemployment in the Chattanooga trade area fell to a prereces-
sion low of 7 percent last month. Employment Security commis-
sioner Thomas Yount said, "We have a rapidly expanding work
force, and new job opportunities are growing at an even faster
pace. Those are signs of a very healthy economy." The Chat-
tanooga Chamber of Commerce records indicate the city's larger
trade area has not posted an unemployment rate as low as 7 per-
cent since December of 1980.
A Colony on Mars
Harrison Schmitt, a former moon-walking astronaut, said a
Soviet attempt to put cosmonauts in the vicinity of Mars by Oc-
tober 1992 "is not only possible, it's highly probable." Schmitt
called a settlement on Mars "the first great adventure for
humankind of the next thousand years."
Baby Fae Improving
Baby Fae, the infant who received a transplanted baboon's heart
was removed from a respirator Monday. Doctors stated that they
did not know the heart of a 2-month-old human heart was
available the day of the operation but said that it was to large
anyway for the 14-day-old infant. By late Tuesday morning she
had become the longest-surviving human recipient of a cross-
species heart transplant,
GARFIELD®
Sports Corner
Brace Gibbon and David Butler double-team Joey Pelkim in an attempt to force bun to tbrow
"A change of pace. . .a time
to enjoy college. "--DyerRonda
Green.
"1 don't think too often. "--
Chris Hansen.
"It's really crazy to see a
bunch of scrubby people walk-
ing around. "--Tony Burchard.
"Let's have a day to do our
own thing. "--Don Qoodwin.
"I think it's great! We
should have more of them."--
Pauline James.
"Wild!"--Renee Pierce.
"Well organized and good
fun--the nerds were the
highlight of the country-
western show! "--Joe and
Jonita.
"A nice break from everyday
monotony. "--Shannon Green.
"It's dumb that people don't
'participate more."-Reba
Sherrill.
"We should have more stuff
like this. "--Many Jones.
"County-western night was
very nice. I enjoyed the
music. "--Leilani Pasos.
"Let's involve more people
and make it longer than three
days."--Dave Cromwell.
P "The best thing for the post-
midterm blues since the inven-
tion of the vacation. "--Kevin
Williams.
It was always fun for us as
children to dress-up and pre-
tend. Fall Festival showed us
that we are all still kids at heart.
Jerry Russell & Steve Martin
TUESDAY
Gibbon 33 Peyton 32
In A league action Jon Miller scored 14
points in leading Gibbon over Peyton.
Doug Rowland scored 2 touchdowns in
a losing cause, and Jonathon Wurl had
5 quarterback sacks for the winners.
Dickerhoff 49 Greve 45
Vito Monterperto scored two
touchdowns to lead Dickerhoff over
Greve. This game was not as close as
it looks as Pellom threw an interception
in the closing minutes in trying to run
up the score and Greve scored to make
a close game of it.
Hawaiians 38 Schrader 16
Steve Martin was the only bright spot
in the pitiful Schrader offense as he
scored their only 2 touchdowns. Dave
Denton had several long runs that set
up both of Martin's touchdowns. Rob
Buckner scored 3 touchdowns and Joe
Deely passed for 4 as the Hawaiians
trounced Schrader. Greg Fivecoat had
4 interceptions for the winners.
Jewett 20 Herman 7
la other B league action Jewett rolled
best 7-0 record. Jewett threw for 3
touchdowns for the winners.
STANDINGS
"A" League
nJm Wi* Losses
Rodgers 5 ^
Dickerhoff 6 ?
Gibbon 3 .
Greve 2 i
Peyton 1 7
Hawaiians
Schrader
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Wins Losses
Schnell
Herman
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Wins Losses
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Pellom
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First Christinas Seals Are In The Mail Where's The School Spirit
Today, contributions
Christmas Seals are the primary
support of the American Lung
Association and its 144 af-
filitaed Associations through-
American Lung Association of out the nation. It is the only
Tennessee-The Christmas Seal
People.
total of 50 million
campaign of its size supported
by small contributions from
many Americans of all ages,
households around the United all walks of life and every
States will receive their annual economic bracket.
Seals this holiday season, in-
cluding approximately
1,000,000 in Tennessee.
The Christmas Seal Cam-
paign, an American holiday
tradition that dates back 77
years, was begun to help stamp
out tuberculosis, which was
then the number-one killer in
this nation and so rampant it
i called the White Plague.
Local Lung Associations are
active in campaigns of smoking
cessation. More than 350,000
premature deaths are at-
tributable each year to smok-
ing. In addition, more than 2.5
million persons suffer from em-
physema and 7.9 million have
chronic bronchitis.
Some respiratory illnesses are
treatable with proper medical
care combined with self-help,
according to the American
Lung Association of Tennessee,
which is active in asthma self-
management education pro-
grams for youngsters and
adults.
Christmas Seals also support
medical research and in-school
health education for youngsters
from primary-grade age
through their teens. Other ac-
tivities include action against
air pollution and occupational
lung hazards.
The American Lung Associ-
ation—The Christmas Seal
People-say: "Take care of
your lungs. They're only
Christmas Seal People Warn Pot Is Dangerous to Lungs
Nearly 3 million adoles-
cent children are now
smoking marijuana in our
country, says the Ameri-
can Lung Association —
The Christmas Seal
'eople.
The Christmas Seal
Campaign helps support
the work of Lung Associa-
tions across the nation,
vhich have recently
launched an education
project to teach young
people about marijuana's
health risks.
More than one-third of
high school students ad-
mit they have used mari-
juana in the eighth grade
• earlier. The American
Lung Association warns
that smoking marijuana is
dangerous to the lungs, es-
pecially those of children.
Among the items avail-
able in the new program is
a parents' news magazine
that advises what to do
before a child is faced with
peer pressure to smoke
cigarettes or marijuana,
and what to do afterwards.
A poster for children with
advice from the cast of the
hit TV show FAME is also
available, with the legend:
"Don't let your lungs go to
pot"
Teenagers who are cur-
rent cigarette smokers are
11 times more likely to be
marijuana smokers, says
the Lung Association.
"Cigarettes are considered
a 'gateway drug* to the use
of marijuana" warns the
Association.
For more information on
marijuana, contact your
local American Lung
Association.
November Is. . .
Reinhold Smith
Last summer I visited my
best friend in Atlanta, and on
my way back to Lincoln,
Nebraska, where I was living at
the time, I stopped in Col-
legedale to visit Dr. John
Wagner.
For those of you who know
Dr. Wagner, you probably
realize that with his trusting
smile and friendly outstretched
hand, he could probably sell
you your own car.
Well, I had been out of
school a year and a half, hated
my job, and was basically
bored. To make a long story
short, within twenty minutes he
sold me on going back to
school, and six weeks later I
was here.
I arrived on campus Friday
night or Sabbath morning,
depending on how you view
2:00 a.m. After having been
sold on how nice students at
Southern College were, the First
person I had contact with was
the desk worker at Thatcher
Hall. What a grouch!
I was excited to be here and
asked what she thought of the
school, and if she liked it here.
Well, I can't repeat exactly
what she said, but it wasn't
nice. Of course, one person's
opinion didn't really affect
mine, but I did stand there and
think that this was bad Public
Relations for a dorm employee.
The next person I met was
also a desk worker (Angela
Saunders), but this time I had
a very positive experience, and
today she is a wonderful friend.
So by now your probably ask-
ing yourself, what is the point
of this article? School spirit! I
love Southern College; we
should be proud to be students
at an institution where the ad-
ministration, staff, and
teachers care enough to want to
be your friends. I've been to
L.L.U., W.W.C., and Union
and have never encountered
such a caring, Christian ad-
ministration such as I've seen
here.
Southern College has the
finest President and Dean of
Students that a college could
hope for. I can't think of two
finer Christian men anywhere.
This campus is beautiful and so
are the buildings and
landscaping!
I feel sick inside everytime I
hear someone say how bad the
school is. This is a great school,
and the bottom line is, we are
"The School." If you don't like
it here, you're one of the
reasons why you don't. Like
anything else, this school is
what we as students make it.
Tomorrow when you see a
stranger, say "Hi." When you
see a true friend, give them a
hug-they just might really need
it. After your next class, tell
your teacher, "Hey, I ap-
preciate you. Thanks for being
my friend as well as my
teacher." And last, but certain-
ly not least, when you see an
administrator (President,
deans, division heads, etc.),
shake their hand and thank
them for a fine school. Let's get
l ii ed up, be proud to be a stu-
dent at. . .whatever they decide
to call it.
E. O. Grundset
*A11 the gorgeous leaves of
early autumn now turned a
nondescript decaying brown
piled up on lawns and garden-
sand being raked systematical-
ly, sullenly, exuberantly, lazily,
expeditiously, neatly, or non-
chalantly (depending on the
mood of the raker);
•The election and politicking
'ver at last-the people have
spoken (euphemistically speak-
ing) and the governments (na-
tional, state, county, and city)
are seemingly in safe hands for
the next few years-one can on-
ly wonder what the newscasters
now find to analyze and
disputate (not to mention all the
polsters)-no matter, the nation
s sighing in collective relief that
the oratory has finally stopped;
•Canada Geese honking their
way south and long irregular
skeins of Sandhill Cranes cir-
cling high overhead on bright
crisp days, and all the winter
visitors (White-throated Spar-
rows, Dark-eyed Juncos, Pur-
ple Finches, Pine Siskins) sud-
denly flocking to our backyard
feeders-right on cue;
*Precipitation in all its
myriad forms: drizzle, mist,
fog, showers, rain, frost, dew,
sleet, and, before the month
ends, even snow--all this
meteorological display brings
out the prognostications of self-
styled weather prophets who
have studied the number of
fogs in August, the color of
woolly bear caterpillars, the size
of acorn caps, and the number
of Blue Jays who are wintering
in our area-for the purpose of
deducing how long and severe
our winter will be;
•Outings, picnics, festivals,
alumni homecomings, ban-
quets, camping trips, tour-
naments, reverse weekends,
field trips, and the arrival of the
organ— while through it all
teachers are admonishing over-
burdened, bleary-eyed students,
'What you largely do in this
course must be accomplished in
the next three weeks!'
*Not to worry-
chrysanthemums are still
blooming, Thanksgiving is on
its way, and. . .Christmas is just
around the corner!
Classifieds
Foresight
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GENERAL
2552 HOT LINE: Sports! SA
Activities! Chapel Programs!
Who's playing each evening?
What's going on for chapel?
What's happening Sabbath
afternoon and Saturday night?
Be informed by dialing 2552,
and remember that for all you
do this line's for you.
Is There a Gambling Problem
in Your Family? At Family and
Children's Services (a United
Way Agency) our counselors
have had specialized training to
help you resolve family gambl-
ing problems. Call 755-2800 to-
day and stop gambling with
your family's future. For con-
fidential help or information on
Gamanon, Gamblers Anony-
mous, and counseling call
755-2800.
On November 17 and 18, 1984,
the Watauga Valley Art League
and Johnson City's Freedom
Hall are having their first An-
nual Fine Arts Exhibition. It is
sponsored by Watauga Valley
Art League Incorporated. All
artists are invited to exhibit
their two dimensional pain-
tings. For more information
write Watauga Valley Art
League, P. O. Box 2177
Johnson City, TN 37601.
NPR's Morning Edition
Celebrates Fifth Anniverver-
sary on FM90.5I National
Public Radio's award-winning
morning news radio program
MORNING EDITION will
celebrate its fifth anniversary
on the air on Monday,
November 5, 1984. FM90.5 in-
vites you to tune in and join the
celebration from 6 a.m. to 9
ATTENTION DECEMBER
SENIORS! A letter was recent-
ly mailed to students who ap-
plied to graduate in December.
If you plan to graduate in
December and did not receive
a letter concerning how your
name will appear on your
diploma, call the Records Of-
fice right away.
ATTENTION MAY SEN-
IORS! Would you like the
reassurance that you are taking
the right courses for gradua-
tion? Call the Records Office,
238-2032, to make an appoint-
ment to discuss your
requirements.
Early Birds Get Choice Times
For Classes. Students will
register in January in the order
in which they return their ad-
visement forms to the Records
Office during the November
advisement period. Return the
forms early and avoid the pro-
blems of closed classes and
registration appointment times
that conflict with work
schedules.
MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY
On Monday, 12 November,
Beverly Shieltz, from Kettering
Medical Center, will be here in-
terviewing students thinking of
spending their clinical year in
Dayton. Please schedule an ap-
pointment with Testing and
Counseling 238-2562.
The Chattanooga Symphony
Orchestra announces its second
performance of the 1984-85
season at the Tivoli Theater on
Tuesday, November 6, 1984 at
8:00 p.m. The featured soloist
will be Ana-Maria Vera, the
sensational nineteen-year-old
pianist. She will perform
Rachmaninoff's Rhapsody on a
theme of Paganini. tickets are
now available at the Symphony
and Opera Office. For reserva-
tions call 267-8583.
The Japan Center of Tennessee
will present a lecture on
"Japanese Politics" by Pro-
fessor Scott C. Flanagan of the
Department of Political Science
at The Florida State Universi-
ty, Tallahassee, Florida. The
lecture will be held on Wednes-
day, November 14, 1984 in the
Art and Architecture Building,
Room 109 at the University of
Tennessee at Knoxville at 7:30
Are You Ready For Your An-
nual Financial Frustration? As
the holiday season is upon us,
we need to prevent financial
overload on our family bud-
gets. Consumer credit counsel-
ing-a free service of Family
and Children's Services (a
United Way Agency), can help
you with family budgeting and
wise consumer spending. Call
755-2860. Don't wait until it's
too late: Call 755-2860. Today!
Some books were picked up
from the freebie table or
around the area at Lynn wood
Hall. The books include a
Business English, Intermediate
typing book, typing paper, and
a blue notebook. Some items
have the name Janet Garcia
written on them. If you happen
to have picked up any of these
books please call Room 388-
Janet.
NEW FEATURE IN SECOND
SEMESTER CLASS SCHE-
DULE. Thanks to Dr. William
Allen, the Academic Vice-
President, a schedule by time of
day is included in the revised se-
cond semester class schedule.
Judicious use of this feature
may help students arrange their
schedules so they will have
blocks of time for work.
PERSONAL
Barry Jr:
I miss U. Hope U had a great
dedication weekend. I wish I
was there with you. C U soon
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
November 2
November 3
November 4
November 5
November 6
November 7
November 8
7:45 Vespers: Elder Mark Dalton
Church: Elder Joe Crews
8:00 pm: The Jerry Clower Show
International Food Fair
"That Delicate Balance"*
11:05 Chapel: Dr. Ron Springett
Election Day
7:00 pm: Pippert Film Series
11:05 Chapel: Delmer Holbrook
* Campaign Spending; Money and the Media behind
the curtains in the cafeteria.
Clower. . .
"Mouth of the Mississippi",
"Ledbetter Olympics," and
"Dogs I Have Known" are
titles of some of his record
albums.
Jerry's stories may come
from Mississippi, but his
humor hs a universal appeal.
Jerry can take an audience in-
to memories of even bad times
and find humor. And if you
didn't get tickets for that
special friend you wanted to
take along, Jerry just may
make a humorous memory you
can take him/her through
instead.
Although seats will be reserv-
ed until 8:00 p.m., those com-
ing to the show are encouraged
to come at 7:30 p.m. for a mini-
concert by Jimmy Rhodes and
another highlight. The doors
will open at 7:00 p.m.
Variety's the very spice of life,
that gives it all its flavour.
-- Cowper
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Southern /Iccent
Volume 40, Number 10
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
November 8, 1984
Religion Center Is Dedicated
The Religion Center was
ledicated last Friday,
November 2. As the opening
meeting for this year's Alumni
Weekend, the dedication ser-
was well attended by both
alumni of Southern Junior
College--So-Ju-Conians-and
current students, despite a light
iut constant drizzle.
On the platform were seated
distinguished men of today and
yesterday, each having a part in
the program. O.D. McKee,
er of the McKee Baking
Company; Gary Patterson,
President of the Georgia-
Cumberland Conference; Dr.
John Wagner, President of
Southern College; Al McCIure,
President of the Southern
Union; William Taylor, Direc-
of the Endowment Fund
Campaign; Dr. Jack McClarty,
Director of Development; Dr.
Gordon Hyde, Chairman of the
Division of Religion; and
Robert Pierson, former Presi-
dent of the General Con-
ference, were just a few of these
Jesse Cowdrick, a loyal sup-
porter of Southern College and
distinguished for his work both
in the church and in the public
sector, made the presentation
of So-Ju-Conian Hall and after
the acceptance by Al McCIure,
Jr., Gary Patterson, John
Wagner, and Gordon Hyde, Al
McCIure, Sr.,and Robert Pier-
son gave the dedicatory address
and prayer, respectively.
Following this came the in-
troduction of the traditional
cutting of the ribbon.
The Religion Center, former-
ly Miller Hall, will now be call-
ed So-Ju-Conian Hall. The
name was chosen because the
So-Ju-Conians have made its
renovation their project for this
year. After the renovations
through, the hall will be
plete with a chapel, faculty of
fices, classrooms, and a
Heritage Room which will hold
the SDA Library.
During the ceremony, the
landscaping was commenced
with the planting of a tree from
Graysvilie, the original home of
Southern Junior College. Other
parts of the landscaping will be
a Garden of Prayer, a sun dial,
and a fountain.
A special part of the service,
which was not put in the
bulletin, was the making of Dr.
Jack McClarty as an honorary
So-Ju-Conian. Although not
old enough to be an actual So-
Ju-Conian, Dr. McClarty's
leadership and work in behalf
of the organization is very
much appreciated.
The dedication service ended
with a tour of the facilities.
Weekend Features Southern Union Gymnastics Show
A gymnastics show Saturday
night at Southern College of
Seventh-day Adventists will
culminate a two-day southern-
states gymnastics workshop on
the Collegedale campus.
Gymnastics teams from par-
ticipating schools will perform
short routines beginning at 8
in the Physical Education
Center. Blue Holm of Chat-
tanooga, former circus per-
former and now coach at the
Tennessee Academy of Gym-
nastics, is assisting throughout
the workshop and will also par-
ticipate on Saturday night.
Over 300 representatives
from 1 7 secondary schools
ranging from Miami to Cen-
tralia, Missouri, and Hamburg,
Pennsylvania, will be on the
college campus Thursday and
Friday for an intensive
acrosport clinic.
Steve Elliot, a top world-
class acrosport from the
University of Nebraska, is the
master clinician for the
workshop. He is world cham-
pion in floor routine and tram-
poline. Due to an injury incur-
red while performing in Japan,
he will be coaching here rather
than performing, according to
Ted Evans. Mr. Evans is
workshop director and assistant
professor in the Division of
Health, Physical Education,
and Recreation at Southern
Board Votes on Nursing Change
College.
Keith Carter, men's pair na-
tional champion in 1979-80,
from the University of Wiscon-
sin in Whitewater, is also a
clinician for the workshop.
For a number of years a
gymnastics workshop hosted by
Southern College has alternated
with a music workshop. Guests
Moni Gennick
Students in the baccalaureate
nursing program here at
Southern College will no longer
be required to attend one of
their two final semesters on the
Orlando Campus. This action
voted on and accepted at
the last Southern College Board
Meeting, held la^t Thursday,
November 1.
There are several reasons for
this change. One of them is that
11 save money and enable
the Division of Nursing to work
more efficiently with the
budget.
Another reason concerns the
married nurses in the bac-
calaureate program. Many of
their spouses face many dif-
ficulties in accompanying the
student nurses to Florida for a
semester.
And finally, many bac-
calaureate students hold jobs in
Chattanooga as registered
FM 90.5 Conducts Classic Celebration
nurses. One of the area
hospitals wrote to the college,
recommending that the Orlan-
do requirement be dismissed
since leaving a job posed pro-
blems for both the hospital and
the students.
The A.S. program, however,
will remain unchanged. The
college feels that it is important
for the nursing student to spend
time in an Adventist hospital,
a primary reason for sending
them to Orlando.
Also, the clinical space
available in Chattanooga is too
tight due to the competition
between other college nursing
programs.
Katie Lamb from the Divi-
sion of Nursing states: "I
believe the move for upper divi-
sion nursing students remaining
on this campus will increase the
growth of our baccalaureate
program."
Todd Parrish
Non-commercial, Fine arts
radio station FM90.5 WSMC
will conduct its Classic Celebra-
tion November 10 - 20. The
"Celebration" is the public
radio station's annual fund
drive to generate financial sup-
port from its listeners for the
coming year.
Each year this listener sup-
port is needed to keep programs
like NPR's "Morning Edition"
and "All Things Considered,"
"Adventures In Good Music
with Karl Haas," "Firing
Line," "Monitoradio,"
"Business Times, the
Philadelphia Orchestra, Sin-
fonia, the Chicago Symphony,
New Releases, the Chattanooga
Symphony, and Nocturne on
FM90.5's airwaves.
"As a result of our previous
drive we maintained most of
the programs you enjoy and
even acquired a few new ones,"
says general manager Olson
Perry. "We also installed
lightning protection devices at
our transmitter site."
Perry forecasts several plans
for the coming fiscal year.
First, funds collected from
listeners during the Classic
Celebration will be used to
maintain the broadcast of pro-
grams the public wants to hear
and keep the station on the air
each day for another year.
Secondly, Perry says, FM90.5
must soon replace an aging pro-
duction console and two tape
recorders. This need alone will
cost $20,000.
FM90.5 is the oldest non-
commercial radio station in
Chattanooga--on the air since
1961. It joined National Public
Radio as a charter member in
1970, and it was the first radio
station in a seven-state region to
acquire satellite-receiving
capability in 1980.
Program director Todd Par-
rish urges the public to call or
write in their pledges for the
Classic Celebration early.
"With everybody pitching in
we can celebrate another full
year of high-quality programs
and hopefully reduce the
number of on-air interruptions
during your favorite
programs." g
The event will of ficially begin "
at 9 p.m. November 10, and the
telephone number to make a
tax-deductible contribution
during the Classic Celebration
is (615) 396-2320.
Editorial
Go Ahead, Procrastinate!
3 What do you have to do tonight? If you're a typical student
you probably have to study for a quiz, start preparing for a test,
finish an assignment, and begin to wonder how many Sundays
you have left before your research project needs to be turned in.
If you are an unusual student you are ready for a quiz, have been
reading your book aU along so you don't need to study for a test,
finished your assignment in class while the teacher was lecturing,
and had your research project done three days after the teacher
assigned it. Now which student's shoes would you rather be in?
I would rather be the first student. It really bothers me to be
part of such a fast paced society. I'm not the type to study ten
hours every day, be in six clubs, be an RA in the dorm, and be
class president all at the same time. Sure those things are nice,
but one at a time! I sometimes find myself running pretty fast
(people to go, places to see, things to do), but then I stop and
ask myself "for what?" It sometimes depresses me when I think
of life as a secular person might look at it. I'm going to college,
so I can get a good job, so I can raise a family, so I can send
them to college, so they can get a good job, so they can raise a
family. . . You get the picture?
What has happened to our world in the last one hundred years?
We have become advanced in technology, computers have entered
the scene, transportation has changed incredibly, communication
is lightning fast. They call this progress. I call it a tragic waste.
I would like to visit grandma in horse and wagon and live in the
forest. I guess I'd like to live with the Amish. When society is
so fast paced that we began to lose sight of why we're moving
so fast, it's time to slow down.
I have a research paper due in a couple of weeks. 1 haven't
begun work on it yet. I'll probably stay up till 3 a.m. the night
before getting it done. But I don't have time to do it before then.
There are some people that need to be visited, a friend that needs
to be talked to, a date to go on, a football game to play. I'll get
old, friends will move, people will die, and I don't want to be
a person that says I should have played that game, made more
friends, visited that person. No, I want to feel that I've lived a
rewarding life. So go ahead, procrastinate!
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Letters. . .
SUPPORT APPRECIATED
Dear Editor
I would like to thank the ad-
ministration, cafeteria, and
especially Dean Schlisner and
Mr. Spears for their support
two weekends ago. You really
helped make rough times a lit-
tie bit easier for us all. Thank
you for the help and true chris-
tian example.
Sincerely,
Robert Lonto
P.S. SURFS UP, so catch some
tasty waves.
Happy Birthday President Wagner!
Last week during the
November 1, Thursday lunch
hour the "surprise" that
originally had been part of the
Fall Festival activities
materialized. But rather than
the student body being the reci-
pients of the surprise, our Presi-
dent, Dr. John Wagner, was
the receiver of it. A surprise
birthday party, with a birthday
cake and gift included, was
thrown for him in the cafeteria.
Those students who eat at
12:00 were privileged to have a
slice of the large birthday cake
and to watch Dr. Wagner's
reactions as he opened his gift.
Compliments of the Southern
College Student Association,
the President was given a
"Chicago Pneumatic '/2-inch
Impact Wrench."
In appreciation for the
"pleasant surprise,"
Wagner wishes to thank both
the student body and the SA.
"What a neat surprise!" he
says. "Thank you so very much
for the kind words, cards, and
'just right* gift. I'm thankful
for the privilege of serving here
at SC and having so many great
students and faculty. Thank
yo.u." ,v , „., (iiuidks
1 Editor
Assistant Editor
Layout Editor
Advertising Manager
Circulation Manager
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STAFF
Ron Aguilera
Michael Battistone
Melanie Boyd
Gart Curtis
La Honda Curtis
Russell Duerksen
Sheila Elwin
Moni Gennick
Dennis Negron
John Seaman
Bob Jones
Steve Morris
Jay Dedeker
Lynnette Jones
Pam Steiner
Richard Gayte
Jerry Kovalski
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
Randy Thuesdee
Lori Heinsman
Norman Hobbs
Joni King
Rob Lastine
Lori Selby
J. T. Shim
Brent VanArsdell
Cynthia Watson
Jack Wood
George Turner
Dr. Ben McArthur
Blood Assurance Drive Continues
Joel Fegarido
Southern College has hold of
a good thing. But many
students here do not realize the
importance or do not even
know about the free "insurance
plan" they receive through
Blood Assurance.
Blood Assurance has given
and will continue to provide
life-sustaining blood free, to
any student who might some-
day need blood, if 25 percent or
more of the studnet body
donates blood. In addition,
donor's immediate family are
also covered for one year.
Back in 1970, when Blood
Assurance was first formed, the
need was seen to l)promote the
recruitment of enough healthy
#eJWu CLOSED DOORS
volunteer blood donors to
tually cover all the needs of this
area and 2) provide the
knowledge, the professional
skill and the equipment to en-
sure citizens the safest blood
possible. Since its founding,
over 190,000 citizens are
covered through individual,
family, and group
continued on page 6
Reflections
I Deserve Better
Gordon Bietz
A parable, if you please:
Once upon a time there was a
great preacher who died. He
went to St. Peter at the pearly
gates to gain entrance to heaven
and found, when he arrived,
that there was a long line of
people waiting in front of St.
Peter's desk. St. Peter seemed
to be taking his time in talking
to the people. The great
preacher was very impatient. I
could organize this line better
than this; why, I could get these
people taken care of in no time,
he thought to himself.
He went to the head of the
line to talk to St. Peter and was
told by the helping angels to go
back and wait in line. "This is
ridiculous," he told the angel
that was by him, near the back
of the line. "Why, when 1 was
on the earth I never waited in
lines. I had secretaries and
church members to do things
for me. My church was better
organized than this." The angel
smiled and said nothing.
Mr. Great Preacher began
looking around at the people in
line with him. He hadn't notic-
ed them before. Most of them
were obviously problem people.
Many were not dressed in
clothes as nice as his, and some
of them looked like folks he
had seen on earth waiting in
line for a handout. Some of the
people were obviously very
uneducated. It became obvious
to him that there had been some
mistake-he must be in the
wrong line.
He went up to the front of
the line again to ask whether
this weren't the wrong line.
"Don't you have a line for
those of us who have been
Christians all our lives? I mean,
it is obvious that some of those
in this line are latecomers to the
cause. Do you know how long
I have preached this message?
I have preached to hundreds
and thousands. Certainly you
have a faster line where the
registration procedures are not
so long-a line for the full-
timers."
He was politely told that he
was in the right line. So he
returned to his place. He was
getting more and more impa-
tient at how things were being
handled, and most important,
how he was being handled.
He managed to wait rather
impatiently for about fifteen
minutes until he noticed that St.
Peter ws not even calling peo-
ple in the order that they were
standing in line. He didn't do
anything until an obviously
very uninfluenual man was call-
ed to the head of the line. The
man had been standing behind
him. This was too much. He
simply was not used to being so
overlooked-and after all his
work! Why, most of the people
going in front of him didn't
have one tenth the knowledge
of heaven and theology that he
had. And he was sure that they
hadn't converted as many peo-
ple as he had. In his frustration
he suddenly saw another line.
Funny, he thought to himself,
why didn't I see that before?
From where he was standing,
the line looked as if it was mov-
ing more rapidly, and people in
it looked much more distin-
guished. He quickly switched
lines.
Senate Meets for 3rd Consecutive Week
One of the angels there rec-
ognized him immediately and
said, "Why, Mr. Great Preach-
er, it certainly is our pleasure to
have you here. You are too im-
portant to stand in line-let me
usher you to the head of the
line."
Why, this is more like it, Mr.
Great Preacher thought to
himself.
At the front of the line he
was given a lot of the attention
he was used to. He was moved
quickly through rcgistration-so
quickly, in fact, that he hardly
knew what he was signing. A
very attentive, flattering angel
ushered him through a large
door. He was so gratified with
the attention he was given by
the angels in this line that he
didn't even notice the sign over
the door he went through. It
read, "Hell."
Food Festival
Dorm. Thatcher residents will
be contacted shortly on their
specific complaints.
Finally, V.P. Palsgrove an-
nounced that, after much
Sheila F.lwin
After meeting for three Parliamentarian Duerksen
weeks in a row, Senate is final- and Senator Donohue spoke on
ly on schedule again with twice changes in the Senate Constitu-
a month meetings. tion and the election manual.
Beginning as usual with a Also suggested was a plan to _. ...
short devotional, this week by shop around for press prices for waiting, the Southern College
Senator Brown, the meeting future Joker printing. name change committee has
took an unusual turn with a The budget-to-date was come to the final decision to re-
surprise recess suggested, also, presented by Mr. Robert Mer- tain the present name of
by Senator Brown. chant, Treasurer of Southern Southern College of Seventh-
Apparently, Vice President College, followed by Senator day Adventists.
Palsgrove, in an effort to help Parker's presentation of Senate adjourned with a
the members get better ac- telephone difficulties on cam- reminder of the next regular
quainted, had planned a brief pus and subsequent discussion meeting, Nov. 19.
"cookie break". of possible solutions.
After reconvening, President Mentioned, also, were the
Shim discussed the filling of outside efforts of Senators
Precinct 12. The Senate voted Elwin, Heinsman, Jobe, and
on accepting Cameron Cole as Parker on the washer/dryer
the new student representative, situation in the Women's
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Sunday, Nov. 4, marked the delighted with the chance to
day of the annual International sample foods they do not get to
Food Fair. It was held in the eat everyday. One student com-
Spalding Elementary School mented, "The Indian food was
gymnasium. delicious." Many others pro-
Cuisine from many different bably agree, but so was the
countries was for sale at the Ukranian food, the Mexican
fair. The newest addition to the food, the Korean food, the
fair was the Ukranian booth, Japanese food, and all the
and it proved to be quite other foodl
popular. Countries, such as
Korea, Mexico, Japan,
Micronesia, India, and, of
course, the good old USA, were
represented as well.
While eating, guests were
treated to many different forms
of entertainment. A slide
presentation was shown, and
many of the students entertain-
ed with music. Bill Young, O-
bed Cruz, Tag Garmon, and
James Wheeler were all a part
of the entertainmant.
Those in charge felt that the
attendance was the best ever
and were hoping to reach their
$2,000 profit goal. The money
will be going toward defraying
expenses of the student mis-
sionaries of next year. Not on-
ly did former student mis-
sionaries help out with the fair,
but other students and
members of the community
contributed their time and
food, also.
The fair received even further
publicity than just on campus
as the Chattanooga TV3 news
station covered the fair.
Although the cafeteria and
the Campus Kitchen both suf-
fered because of the competi-
tion, the students were
fcrt Crow. Tht Goocj nUghhor.
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SC Student Relives Europe
Stan Hobbs
Monday, July 9, 1984,11:45
a.m., along with my fellow tour
members 1 was boarding Delta
flight 15 at the Frankfurt am
Main Flughaven. Homeward
bound, 1 had just completed a
"once in a lifetime" experience.
As I thought back over the past
seven weeks, I wondered if 1
would ever return to Europe,
but even if I did, I knew it
would not be the same as this
first time. The time, the places,
the people would all be dif-
ferent. This tour was over, I
knew, but the very fact that it
could not be repeated, ensured
that it would not be easily
forgotten. Its special memories
would always remain as a
verifiable "dream come true."
Led by Bill Wohlers, Pro-
fessor of History, and Bob Gar- Mkhlel,„gelrt dome „,
ren, Professor of Art, we si. Peter's basilica,
followed an itinerary which
helped us make the most of the where the Caesars had
«. u .~h« are beautiful structure which houses the Vienna, Eddie did things which
^T r,o he mp?rtance modem art of Paris. In the vast we could never have done for
testimonies to neh™e Bu( pla2a in front of this building ourselves. In addition, he was
of the enure . we cou]d take in just about any quite a driver, a fact ap-
;:«3^of kind of entertainment we predated only by those , wh'o
size, ueouij, o „„h„™ i. desired although most of tt know about the roads and traf-
TatX— "ncl w^ttmtherLculoustothe fic^ of Europe. I for one
they continue to function as bizarre,
houses of worship. Without
Literature and music also Europeans
had their places on the tour. In best on th<
the British Museum alone it was men who drove our busses,
nossible to browse among Skippy was our driver in
"- originals of Pilgrim's Progress, England. His real name was
The Divine Comedy, and The Dave, but Skippy was the name
Prince by Machiavelli, not to acquired on a teenage sojourn
mention such historic
documents as the Magna Car-
unhesitatingly concurred with
doubt the two Dr. Wohlers who told Eddie in
got to know the parting, "We could not have
the tour were the two done it without you."
As the trip drew to a close,
many of us became increasing-
ly anxious to return home. We
were still enjoying the tour, but
we missed our families, our
Australia, and it definitely friends, and the little things we
:omplimented his constant en- so often take for granted in the
time we were in Europe. By the umphed gave me a profound Shakespea
time we left for home we had awareness of things I had only Stratford-upon-Avon,
visited eight different countries: read about in books. Not all the activity was so
England, Holland, Belgium, The tour was also a walk "serious," however. While in
France, Switzerland, Italy, through paradise for those who Venice we were able to swim in
Austria, West Germany. And loved art. In fact, even some of the Adriatic at Lido Beach. In
within these countries we stayed us who may have been indif- Munich we saw the Olympic
in places that previously had ferent to such matters came to pool where a more famous
only been places on a map to appreciate art simply by our ex- swimmer, Mark Spitz, took
me: London, York, Amster- posure to some of the world's seven golds in the '72 games,
dam, Bruges, Paris, Bern, great masterpieces. To be And we were able to peer over
Lugano, Florence, Rome, within inches of works com- the wall at Wimbledon where a
Bible printed by thusiasm and delightful sense of United States.
Gutenberg and numerous
original scores by the world's
greatest composers. At times
some of these works literally
came to life, such as with the
performance of the Merchant
of Venice at the Royal
Theatre in
r i
SC students ride a gondola
humor. I will especially On an Alpine hillside near
remember his hilarious weather Garmisch-Partenkirchen, West
Venice, Vienna, Salzburg, and pleted hundreds of years ago few weeks later would be reports and his obsession with Germany, two days before fly-
Munich.
The main purpose of the t
was to offer college col
work for those of us who v.
students. I was earning
almost
Around every c
inbelu
eum, there appeared
ificant works by
hours of credit on the trip, three Michaelangelo, Raphael, Rem-
in history and three in brandt, Rubens, Bernini, and
humanities. But the tour also Durer.
offered a great deal beyond this Equally inspiring were ar-
as well. In fact, it would be cor- tistic productions which could
red to say that the tour offered not be confined to
played the All-England Lawn England's favorite beverage, ing home, we spent two of the
every Tennis Championships. He is the type of person who most memorable hours on the
after Actually, for me, it was hard defies adequate description, trip. It was Sabbath, and Der-
to separate the "fun things" on and there is no doubt that his rick Richardson had the ser-
the tour from those intended to role in the first two weeks of the mon. In it he urged us to have
educate us. This was most trip added a tremendous the same yearning to go to our
vividly illustrated in what was amount of pleasure to all of us. heavenly home as we were feel-
perhaps the most unique ex- Our other driver was a ing about our homes in the
perience of the trip, our gon- Dutchman, Eddie Eyk. Eddie U.S.A. Having seen the han-
dola ride in Venice. It might may not have been as exuberant diwork of God throughout the
have been more romantic with as Skippy, but I found him to trip, and now reflecting upon
something for everyone. Every Until I visited the three largest Barbara, my girlfriend, than be a likeable and helpful per- this challenge in this most
day there was a substantial churches in Europe-St. Peter':
amount of free time when each in Rome, St. Paul's in London,
of us could explore Europe on and Santa Maria Del Fiore in
our own and satisfy our in- Florence--I really did not know
dividual tastes. the meaning of the word
For me and my fellow history awesome. This term also ap-
buffs, there was hardly a dull plies to the numberless gothic of these canoe-type boats and
moment. Each facet of the trip churches which we encountered weaves his way through the
had its connection with history, on the tour: Chartres, waterways of this city. Along
Just realizing that I was walk- Salisbury, York Minster, and
ing through the Roman Forum Notre Dame to name but four.
with Derrick Richardson, but it
was certainly great fun
nonetheless. It was also most
educational. To visualize canals
in place of roads is virtually im-
possible unless one boards one
son. Whether helping us bridge beautiful spot, I was certainly
language barriers or giving us drawn closer to Him.
an extra night tour in Paris or continued on page 7
Tour England in 1985
Once again students of general education "world
Derrick Richardson gives a sermon on West German sou.
the way we encountered hun- Southern College will have a history" requirement, and may
dreds of other vessels with every chance to study while traveling also help satisfy the upper divi-
purpose imaginable, from gar- abroad during their summer sion writing requirement,
bage collection to police patrol, vacation. The Best of Britain Cost of the tour is $2100
Included among the "fun Tour will take place from July ($2300 for the August 5 exten-
things" on the tour was the 9-30, 1985, visiting such notable sion). This price includes all
number of new people we en- places as London, York, Ox- transportation, lodging, en-
countered. These ranged from ford, Cambridge, Canterbury trance fees at tourist sites, and
startling skinheads and punks and Stratford-upon-Avon. The two meals per day. There is also
to sophisticated upperclass tour will also take a brief excur- no extra charge for tuition for
ladies and gentlemen. While sion into northern Wales and the college credit,
some of my own encounters will spend four days in A $200 deposit will hold a
would not bear repeating, there Scotland. place on the tour until March 1,
were times when we could talk Students may earn either 1985. Space is limited to the
to these people and really get to three hours of credit for the first 30 applicants,
know them quite well. Certain- basic tour or six hours if they For further information con-
ly one of the most fruitful take the five day extension in tact Dr. William Wohlers, Pro;
places to observe the varieties London through August 5. This fessor of History, at 238-26"
of humanity was the Pom- credit may be in either history and 396-3220.
pideau Center, the avant garde or humanities. It will satisfy the
Slower Brings Down the House
Southern College Has New Chef
things in the wotk i
lly happen. It's n
ACCENT: Which album ■
this?
Bmething that some creative CLOWER:That was Yazoo Ci-
ffind thinks up in a corner. I ty Mississippi Talking.
■aw from personal ACCENT: With all the success
■periences. of Richard Pryor, Eddie Mur-
■pCENT: Are you doing what phy, and Robin Williams, do
you expected to do in life? you find it hard to keep your
The College Bowl Returns
stories clean?
CLOWER: I don't find it hard
at all. I ain't even remotely
tempted to do anything off-
color. I was told by the record
executives when I made my first
album that unless I put some
"risque" stories on my album,
1 would never be known na-
tionally, but I proved that to be
an outright lie. I have 14
albums, one for each year, and
no cussing has ever sold as
many albums as I have. People
are clamoring to hear a come-
dian they can bring their fami-
ly or preacher to and not get
embarrassed. I perform 200
shows a year all over the world.
ACCENT: Is the Jerry Clower
that is seen on stage the same
man at home?
CLOWER: I'm Jerry Clower
24 hours a day. I am against
people who are very moody. I
am against people who
Bibles over their heads saying
they're Christians, and you
have to figure out whether
they're in a mood where you
t them. On and offstage
I'm pretty much the
Clower's family must con-
stantly be laughing then
because that's the way he had
Southern College going Satur-
day night
Russell Duerksen
B It's time to recall all those lit-
B: tidbits of information you
Bice learned because it is Col-
lege Bowl time again.
■You may ask "What is Col-
Bge Bowl?" It is an academic
Competition, in which four-
Ban teams compete with each
Bher in exciting matches.
Biding questions from the
^Bmanities, sciences, and just
Bun trivia. There is something
for everyone.
BThis year's competition is
Bonsored by the History
Bepartment, under the supervi-
Bbn of Dr. Ben McArthur. The
format will have 12 teams of
four members and one alternate
playing in a double elimination
tournament. Play will begin the
first week of second semester,
with the championship match
being held during chapel on
February 26. Teams are rapid-
ly being formed now, so if you
are interested in playing on or
heading a team, leave your
name, as soon as possible, with
Dr. McArthur in the History
Department, and get to work
studying those dusty old
textbooks.
PECANS
from|
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FRESH
FOR
THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS
CALL 238-3024 after 7:00 p.n
Lori Selby
New behind the scenes in the
Southern College's cafeteria
this year is Chang Kwon Kim.
Chang, who is Korean by na-
tionality, is the school's new
chef. After graduating from
Korean Junior College, Chang
taught elementary church
school. He began to cook pro-
fessionally when he came to the
United States.
Chang's first cooking job
was with a German company in
San Fransisco. While working
for Denny's Restaurant in
Sacramento, he passed the
California Board for chefs.
After moving to the East Coast,
he worked as a chef, head
cook/supervisor in various
hotels in Atlanta, including the
Fairmont Hotel, the Holiday
Inn, the Hyatt Regency, and
the Hilton Hotel.
Chang says his specialties are
Chinese food and German
food. He and his cooking have
been featured in the Atlanta
Journal.
Chang states that his biggest
problem has been persuading
his employers to let him have
Sabbaths off. This temptation
was related to the chance for
promotion. Chang explains
that there is a five level hierar-
chy, from Cook to Executive
Chef. Advancement required
working on the Sabbath.
Also a religion student here,
Chang is preparing to become
a minister to his people. He
believes that sharing Jesus with
those who don't know Him is
the most important thing in life;
as he puts it, "Seventy years is
too short." His goal is to
become a minister to the three
quarters of a million Korean
people here in the U.S., only
about 8 thousand of whom are
Seventh-day Adventist.
Chang's family consists of
his wife, also a teacher and a
cook, two daughters, and t
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Sports Corner
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Rodger*
Dkkerbolf
Gibbon
Grerc
PWon
Teun
Sdindl
Team
Darts
Hawaiians
Schnidtr
Shanko
A" League
Wins Losses Tie
'B" East
Wins Losses Tie
'B" West
Wins Losses Tie
"A" League Statistics
Gibbon/Butler
Player TD's XP's TP's
Wednesday night's game is
not included. Davis will go
against Jewett for the "B"
League Championship. Next
Thursday's game will be the A
League champion, Rodgers,
against the B League champion
to be decided. The time of the
game will be announced.
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jack Roberts 11 1 '
Dare Butler 1 '■
Mike Gentry 3 1 J
Bruce Gibbon '
JooMDkr ' z "
Chas Levis 1
Rick Richer! 2 1
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Myron Mlxon 16 8 I
Ron Barrow 8 1
Bob Rodgers 2
Ed Soler 9 ">
Tony Fowler 10 2
Tom Dartdson 1 1
Mel Robinson 2 1
Bob Murdoch 2
Dennis Negron
8 Games PF327 PA,
"B" East Statistics
Lacra/VandeVere
Player TD's XP's TFs
Mike BatrJstone
Brian Boyle 1
Dale Lacra
Ken Pitts 6
Kevin Scribner 4
Bo Smith 5
Dare Stephenson 8
Dare VandcVere 2
Steve Williams
8 Games PF 1
Jones/Hinkle
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Bill Bass
Kent Boyle
Eric Fisher
Mark Henderson
Dave Hendrick
Steve Jones
BUI McKnlght
Jell Potter
Jim South
8 Games
Peyton/Cain
Player TD's XP's TP's
Greg Cain 7 14
Jimmy Crone 7 2 2
Jay Dedeker 3
Mike Krai 5 2 3
John Mlakiewci 2 5
Cok Peyton 1 13
Doug Rowland 5 2
Dave Smith 2 2 3
8 Games PF 196 PA 286
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Player TD's XP's TP's
Mike DkkerhoB 13 3 3
Bill Dubois 2 1
PatDuB 7 8 2
Royce Earn 8 5 4
Toby Fowler 1 1
Greg Hess 1 1
Rob Lonto 6 2 1
Vilo Montlnerto 10 4 2
Joe PoDom 32
8 Gaines PF311 PA 253
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Player TD's XP's TP's
Dave Alonso 7 4 2
Israel Carazza I
lain Davis 2 1
KentGreve 1 1 13
Jim Malont 4 5 3
Tun Mlnear 5 1
Tony Mlnear 5 11
Jerry Russell 6 5 2
Dale 1 unnell 2 9
8 Games PF 210 PA 271
PF 160 PA 238
Jewett/Mellert
Player TD's XP's TP's
Obed Cruz 2
RIchGayle 2
Jeff Jewett 35
Larry Johnson 16 5 1
Barry Krall 13 2 1
Rob Mellerl 1
Reg Rice 12 1
Allen Travis 4 3
8 Games PF252 PA 121
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Ron Aeuilern
Basil Birch
KarlCobos
Dan Draniza
Tony Gabriel
Norman Hobbs
Jim Huenergardt
David Linton
Derrick
Richardson
John Toms
8 Games
PF 197 PA 179
Herman Parkhursl
Player TD's XP's
Kern Btilo 4
Jim Herman 2
Stan llohlis 6
Dave Kim 2
Tom McDonald 4
Dan Pajic
Jorry Parkhnrst 2
Kevin Price 1
8 Games PF 140 PA 198
THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE .ARMY.
And they're both repre-
sented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse I
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
career advancement are the rule,
I not the exception. The gold bar l_
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you'i
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713
Clifton, N] 07015.
ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALLYOU CAN BE.
"B" West Statistics
PUyer TD's XP's TFs
audi Biggs 4
Kevin Biggs 1
Henry Coleman 2
Bryan Davis 5
Jeff Davis
Steve Dobias 6
Wayne Goffln 4 2
Tim Herven 3
Bob Kendall 1 2
Dave Nottleson 1
8 Games PF 182 PA
Shanko/Amick
Player TD's XP's
Mark Bamnlett 2
Bob Keller
Jim Keller 1
Jay McErroy 2
Brad Sen-ska <
Rob Shanko 1
Tim Tollock 1
Dave Twomhrey 1
8 Games PF 1
Hawaiians
Player TD's >
Rob Bnckner 8
Brad Cole 3
JoeDeery
Jack Drab
Greg Fivecoat 1
Dennis Gofightiy 1
Don Howe 6
Scott Kemerrer
Dave Trower 1
Andre Scalzo
Paul Ware 1
Scott Yanketeritz
7 Games PF 158
Shrader/Fowler
Player TD's XP's TP's
Don Aifaro 5 1 1
Mike Behr 2 2
David Denton 1 6 7
Greg Fowler 1 1 2
Steve Martin 2
Neil Schmidt 1 1
FranShrader 5 1 3
Fred Wells 2
6 Games PF 88 PA 104
NOTE FROM GYM:
Volleyball season starts Mo*,
day and Tuesday and
resume Monday after ThanVij
giving vacation. Also concern,
ing the volleyball season, ther*
has been a change in the sched,
ule. The 3-man all-day volley,
ball tournament has been mov.
ed to Sunday, December 2.
Following is the A Uagij.
Volleyball roster:
A League Volleyball
1984
Carlson
Folkenberg, Bob
Fowler, Toby
Malone, Jim
McClure, Robin
Mixon, Myron
Senska, Brad
Wilkens, Greg
Fowler
Holness, Nancy
Hoover, Greg
Marcum, John
Minear, Tony
Murdoch, Bob
Revis, Raquel
Rogers, Bob
Hartle
Jaecks. Steve
Jarrett, Darla
Kamieneski, BobjB
Messer, Loretta
Pollom, Joey
SchHsner, Everett
Tullock, Tim
Howe
Boyd, Melanie
Gibbon, Bruce
Montiperto, Vito
Pajic, Dan
Shanko, Rob
Snider, Ross
Thorenson, Garth
Waller, Mike
memberships.
To meet the demand of
25,000 pints of blood a year,
Blood Assurance needs over 80
volunteer blood donors each
day, six days a week, 52 weeks
a year.
Every couple of months, a
Bloodmobile van pulls up in
front of Wright Hall aod
receives blood donors. 1"
November 13 and 14, we ri
have the opportunity to she*
our responsiveness when »
Bloodmobile arrives on caxa
pus. Let's not lose hold oil
good thing.
Gymnastics. . .
are primarily high school
students from Seventh-day
Adventist schools in eight
southern states. Interest has
grown, however, and a gym-
nastics coach registered from as
far afield as Colorado. The
youth stay in the dormitories
and eat in the cafeteria during
their visit. They come with
some experience, as members
of gymnastics teams at their
own schools, but they go back
with much more, Mr. Evans
indicated.
"Our goals are to pr°|
physical fitness and heal"'
gymnastics. It involves o»
people as pivot points anOP,
pellants, or even using noH
at all, rather than appa*!
Requiring less outlay in «"J
ment.acrosportsisaless r
sive opportunity <0' „
challenge and some B|
"The Saturday night P«l
is open to the public and-
free.
lean Qualley:
British Baroness Visits Southern
The Mad Hatter
'oni King
Some people are collectors,
Rod then there are some who
lollect hats. Dean Ron Qualley
is one of them. Only he doesn't
^ist collect any old hat-it must
bill. The number, the
ngth, or the color of the bill
loesn't matter just as long as
hat has at least one. He has
jouble billed, sword billed,
i helicopter hat, an
iephant skin hat from Zim-
ibwe, a Russian hat and the
.vorite one--a blue hat from
435th Airforce Squadron in
Mine, Germany.
His first hat was a 1969 San
ancisco Giants cap and his
recent hat is from the
World's Fair, given to him by
Etacy Christman, the daughter
pf Dean Reed Christman.
| The collection didn't start
hobby, but it developed
e when the Qualley's
loved from the West Coast to
issouri, and Mrs. Qualley
) chuck the hats he had
already picked up from dif-
ferent sporting events. Dean
Bualley couldn't bear to part
nith them, so he carted them
Hong and used them to decor-
Hte his office. The dorm guys
Began asking if he had this hat
Br that hat until his collection
Bf 20 grew: to-the- present num-
Ber of 522 with 490 of them in
his office now.
Recently the office hats have
been reorganized by Derrick
Richardson and Charles
Schnell, who grouped them in-
to categories: overseas, schools,
golf, army, Olympics, diesel,
baseball, and football. Each
one is listed according to
whether it was bought, don-
ated, or found. Qualley states,
"Now I have only the ones I
need in my office."
Although Dean Qualley has
never worn them all, he does
wear one almost every day, the
most used one being a Detroit
Tigers hat-like Magnum wears-
-"for his wife's sake." His wife
wishes he would collect some-
thing more valuable, but one
never knows if this collection
will be someday.
Qualley relates that there is a
man in Florida who has enough
hats to cover a football field
row by row, but Dean Qualley's
goal for now is 1 ,000 hats by
July 1, 1985. He doesn't think
that he will make it, but he's
going to give it a try. He would
like to thank all those who have
donated to his collection so far,
and who have saved him a lot
of money.
One thing is for sure-he'U
always keep the sun out of his
eyes and won't have to worry
about a sunburned head if he
should ever go bald.
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For more information, contact: Ray Freeman. Director, '"forma-
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Cindy Watson
Lady Carolyn Cox, an active
member of the House of Lords
in Great Britain, found the
reception of her short stay at
Southern as "most heart war-
ming" and the "ethos of the
college a pleasant one."
In turn, students and
teachers found her friendly and
gracious as a person and spell-
binding as a lecturer. Mostly
faculty attended her 4 o'clock
lecture on the similar problems
and challenges of education in
Britain and America. One of
the problems, according to
Lady Cox, is falling scholastic
standards; for example, one
fourth of London's student
leaders cannot multiply.
Although not shared by the
American educational system,
the political use of the
classroom "is a growing pro-
blem in some English schools"
informed Lady Cox. For teach-
ing the traditional views of
British society, Lady Cox was
one time knocked off her chair
and her pupils were subjected
to vehement abuse by radical
students. "We must take
seriously these problems, not
run away from them," urged
Lady Cox.
After a short reception
followed by a dinner in her
honor, the Baroness spoke at a
7 o'clock joint worship. In 40
short minutes, she took the
students on a mini trip behind
the Iron Curtain, relating her
experience of taking medical
supplies into Poland. Accord-
ing to Lady Cox, the needs are
so great in Poland, that the
Polish consider themselves not
the third world but the fourth
world.
Lady Cox also pointed out
Help bring the world together.
Host an exchange student.
International Youth Exchange, a Presi-
dential Initiative for peace, brings teenagers
from other countries to live for a time with
American families and at-
tend American schools. .
Learn about partici-
pating as a volunteer|
host family.
Sh
that despite their underprivileg-
ed condition, the Polish are
very generous, courageous, and —
humorous. They joke about the >^P
food shortage with the line that
the housewife with her empty
basket forgets whether she is
coming from or going to
market.
"Lady Cox inspired us,"
commented one student.
Another student said, "Al-
though faced with the depres-
sion and problems of the under-
privileged, she still manages to
maintain an untarnished gen-
uine sweetness." 20 to 30
students responded to her in-
vitation to have a "bit of a
chat" after her lecture.
Students were still waiting an
hour and a quarter afterwards
when she had to run to catch
her plane.
Lady Cox has been touring
America, discussing her ex-
periences and findings in educa-
tion and in Poland, concerns of
both Britain and America.
Europe. . .
As the wheels of the L-1011
touched the runway at Hart-
sfield International, I thought
about the realization of my
dream. There was no question
that I had gained a broader
understanding of the history,
the culture, and the people of
Europe. At the same time, I
had also acquired a better ap-
preciation of my own country.
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Classifieds
GENERAL
2552 HOT LINE: Sports! S A
Activities! Chapel Programs!
Who's playing each evening?
What's going on for chapel?
What's happening Sabbath
afternoon and Saturday night?
Be informed by dialing 2552,
and remember that for all you
k do this line's for you.
On November 17 and 18, 1984,
the Watauga Valley Art League
and Johnson City's Freedom
Hall are having their first An-
nual Fine Arts Exhibition. It is
sponsored by Watauga Valley
Art League Incorporated. All
artists are invited to exhibit
their two dimensional pain-
tings. For more information
write Watauga Valley Art
League, P. O. Box 2177
Johnson City, TN 37601.
The Japan Center of Tennessee
will present a lecture on
"Japanese Politics" by Pro-
fessor Scott C. Flanagan of the
Department of Political Science
at The Florida State Universi-
ty, Tallahassee, Florida, The
lecture will be held on Wednes-
day, November 14, 1984 in the
Art and Architecture Building,
Room 109 at the University of
Tennessee at Knoxville at 7:30
Are You Ready For Your An-
nual Financial Frustration? As
the holiday season is upon us,
we need to prevent financial
overload on our family bud-
gets. Consumer credit counsel-
ing--a free service of Family
and Children's Services (a
United Way Agency), can help
you with family budgeting and
wise consumer spending. Call
755-2860. Don't wait until it's
too late: Call 755-2860. Today!
MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY
On Monday, 12 November,
Beverly Shieltz, from Kettering
Medical Center, will be here in-
terviewing students thinking of
spending their clinical year in
Dayton. Please schedule an ap-
pointment with Testing and
Counseling 238-2562.
Attention Takoma Academy
Alumni: The Alumni Associa-
tion of Takoma Academy is at-
tempting to update its mailing
list for future correspondence.
We would appreciate all alum-
ni sending in their current ad-
dress, phone number and date
of graduation so that we can
furnish information regarding
Alumni Homecoming 1985,
April 19-20. Alumni Associa-
tion Takoma Academy, 8120
Carroll Avenue, Takoma Park,
MD 20912.
Realist painter to exhibit works
at Hunter Museum of Art.
Peter Poskas: Recent Paintings
opens November 11, to con-
tinue through December 30.
Foresight
Chapel on November 27, will
be presented by Marlene
Boskind White Ph. D. at 10:30
am. She will speak on bulimar-
exia which which she calls the
binge/purge cycle. Individuals
who suffer from bulimarexia
alternately gorge themselves
with food and then empty
themselves by fasting,
vomiting, or selfinduced diar-
rhea. She will begin by telling
how it was uncovered at Cor-
nell University where she is
employed and will outline what
she has learned about the peo-
ple who practice it. She will also
discuss the psychological,
social, and cultural pressures
which encourage it as well as its
treatment. Dr. White has writ-
ten many articles and publish-
ed a book entitled "Bulimar-
exia: The Binge/Purge Cycle,"
which is available in our
library.
Non-SDA student? If you have
questions about the Seventh-
day Adventist church or why
your fellow SDA students and
teachers believe as they do,
please feel free to leave a note
in the Student Center's village
student's box -15 located out-
side of the SA office. You will
promptly receive a confidential-
ly concerned response.
For Sale: Tailor made wedding
dress, complete with hat and
slips. Beautifully designed. Air
shocks for older model Dodge
or Chrysler. New Testament In-
troduction by Thiessen for New
Testament Epistles.
Call 396-3645.
Village Senior proofs are at
Wright Hall front desk. Please
pick them up!
Underclassmen retakes are
back. Village Students can pick
them up at Student Center
desk!
Friday
November 9
Saturday
November 10
Sunday
November 11
Monday
November 12
Tuesday
November 13
Wednesday
November 14
Thursday
November 15
8:00 Vespers: Delmer HolbrooJ
Church: Delmer Holbrook
Gymnastic Extravaganza*
Atlanta Percussion Ensemblet
"That Delicate Balance":):
11:05 Chapel: David Steen
Midweek Worship: Jim Herrna
11:05 Chapel: SC Orchestra
♦Held in the PE Center.
fThis program will be in Ackerman Auditorium at 8:00 pm.
XNational Security and Freedom of the Press shown behind
the curtains in the cafeteria.
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pushbutton, LED or ringer in-
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as gift, can't use, will sell for
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Treat your family and friends to "Only the Finest" this
Thanksgiving.
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Southern /fccent
Volume 40, Number 11
Southern College, Collesedale. Tennessee
November 15, 1984
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QUianks
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Editorial
Another Look at
^> Thanksgiving
The Thanksgiving vacation starts early for most of us. By 5:00
pioS Tuesday the majority of Southern Cd«£££
will be on their way home or will have already reached their
ta Nations. We wil/be enjoyig home-cooked meals for a chan ,
especiaUy on Thanksgiving day. It's that scene rtiat generaU,
comes to my mind when I think of Thanksgiving. Th. one hoi.
day for me, in the past, has been a time to overeat, a time to be
a glutton without worrying about the aftereffects. The same
mostly true for a majority of the students on campus. And while
His nothing wrong with thinking about a table full of de too-
delights, I believe that it is important to reflect also on the ongmal
meaning of Thanksgiving.
The first Thanksgivings were actually harvest celebrations
Farmers and their families would give thanks and prayers to God
for the bountiful harvest of the season. For that reason,
Thanksgiving is still held in the Fall. Usually a hearty meal was
served during these celebrations, but the emphasis was always on
giving thanks. .
A couple weeks ago the gist of this column was on the impor-
tance of letting each other know that we appreciate each other.
During the Thanksgiving season, we let God know that we ap-
preciate Him. Although this act should be an everday occurrance,
this holiday allows those who forget also to thank God. 1 he
Thanksgiving holiday then is a time for all of us to remember our
Creator and His blessings.
Yet some individuals will look at their immediate surroundings
and decide that they have nothing to thank God for. Not all of
our experiences give us the current day's equivalent of the "boun-
tiful harvests" that our forefathers had. However, I believe that
if one were to search deeply enough, he would find something
to be appreciative for, even if there is only one hobby, one item,
or one person that an individual enjoys, then that person or ob-
ject is enough to thank God for.
In the next week, those small blessings, along with the larger
ones, will be brought before the Creator and given thanks for by
many people. We too should be part of that group.
^TAFF
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Jay Dedeker
Lynnettc Jones
Pam Steiner
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovalski
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
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Joni King
Rob Lastine
Lori Selby
J. T. Shim
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College and is released each Thursday with the exception of vacation
and exam weeks. Opinions expressed in letters and by-lined articles are
the opinion of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions
of the editors, Southern College, Ihe Seventh-day Adveniist church or
the advertisers.
Your opinions and
comments are requested by
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MICKEY'S MOTORS
MICKEY COMBS
VIRGINIA COMBS
Marijuana an<j|
Fatherhood
A developing fetus may
fer greater harm from the
juana use of its father thi
from that of its mothei
Dr. Susan L. Dalterio, rest
assistant profesor of njffl
macology at the Univei
Texas Health Science Center
San Antonio, Texas. Fo:
last ten years Dr. DalteriohJ
been conducting research
laboratory mice on the effej
of marijuana on the reprodJ
tive system.
In an interview published
the November 1984 issue
LISTEN magazine
Dalterio discusses some of ftl
effects of marijuana on the oft.
spring of animals treated will
cannabinoids . For
male mice that had been a
treated had significant pro
blems in making females preg.
nant. Of those pregnancies tba
did occur, many of the younj
died either before birth
shortly after. Tests of the i
viving male offspring showt
them to have the
blems as their fathers. "Who
we looked at the chromosome
in the testes of both fathers.
sons, we found abnormal
chromosomes and birth defecti
in the third generation," said
Dr. Dalterio.
Since there are
generation offspring of humai
marijuana users available "
testing, predicting what wiD
happen to humans is still
tain. Dr. Dalterio says thatefr
fects similar to those observd
in mice are very likely, though)
since some of the effects beifl
studied were first noticed it
humans. "I think we've short
a reasonable amount ol
evidence to urge strongly thai
the father's input be consider^
in terms of drug exposure.
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Reflections
Robert Lastine
[ The Sufi religious sect prints
[little books that contain
I parables which are a delight to
I read. The stories are the adven-
Itures that happen to a crazy lit-
Itle man they called "Mullah."
^There's one story that's very
■poignant. It tells of the day
Mullah was out in the street on
■lis hands and knees, looking
for something, and a friend
came up and said, "Mullah,
fcvhat are you looking for?"
I And Mullah said, "I have
lost my key."
■ "Oh, Mullah, that's terrible;
I'll help you find it."
B So he got on his hands and
Knees, then said, "Mullah,
Bbout where did you lose it?"
■ Mullah said, "I lost it in my
mouse."
■ "Then what are you looking
■out here for?"
■ Mullah replied, "Because
■there's more light here."
■ You know, that's hilarious,
■but that's what we do with our
■lives! We tend to believe that
■everything there is to find out
about ourselves is in the light
■where it's easy to find.
I But what is essential is invisi-
ble to the eye. So where do we
find what is essential?
Dr. Leo Buscaglia, in his
What is Essential is Invisible to the Eye
book Living, Loving and Lear-
ning, asks the question, "Are
you truly the you of you? Or
are you the you that other peo-
ple have told you you are?"
Some people spend their entire
lives telling us who we are, and
they make a profession of it.
"Are you truly
the you of you?"
Madison Avenue gives us
something for soft hair, for
thick hair, for thin hair, for
falling hair, for rising hair, for
no hair! There is a hair tonic
for children and babies and
adults and senior citizens.
Don't you get tired of all this
nonsense? But we use it,
because if we don't we're afraid
the people around us are going
to leave us on the dock for not
using a certain kind of
deodorant. And the boat will
come back if we start using it.
In looking for our "keys,"
we might sacrifice self and
search for ourselves in the light
of someone else's opinion of
who we should be. Sometimes
this is called love.
Heritage Singers Seek Soprano
The Heritage Singers, a well
i Adventist gospel singing
group, is searching for a
loprano. A letter has been
istributed to Adventist college
lewspapers in hopes that a
nger might be located. Some
ualifications are outlined in
e open letter. "(The soprano)
jeeds to be experienced and in-
ferested in traveling around the
world," the letter reads. "She
must also be dedicated to the
ministry of music, as this is the
purpose of the Heritage
Singers." The letter continues
by stating that the group is go-
ing to travel throughout the
United States and has schedul-
ed a trip to the Far East in
January. Anyone interested in
trying out for the Heritage
One of the best definitions of
love comes to us from Saint-
Exupery, the French
philosopher who says that,
"Perhaps love is the process of
my leading you gently back to
yourself." Not to whom I want
you to be, but to who you are.
Dr. Buscaglia adds to that by
saying, "If you want to know
me, you've got to get into my
head and if I want to know
about you, I can't say, 'She is
fat. She is thin. She is a Jew.
She is a Catholic. For she is far
more than that."' The loving
individual frees himself from
"labels." He says, "No more."
But first we must love
ourselves enough to accept all
that is in us, for we are each
unique. From the common
ground which we share with
everyone on this planet, grows
a crop of unique individuals.
Perhaps the essence of
education is to cultivate the soil
of this earth to prepare us with
the understanding, from loving
hands, that help us to discover
our uniquenesses, to teach us
how to develop it, and then to
show us how to give it away.
LOVE IS LEARNED as is
fear, prejudice, hate, concern,
responsibility, commitment,
Singers should send a resume,
picture; and audition tape with
3-4 songs to Max Mace,
Heritage Singers, P.O. Box
1358, Placerville, CA 95667. If
you wish to contact the group
by phone, you may call (916)
622-9369. Others may apply for
future openings.
respect, kindness, and
gentleness.
"It is the weak who are
cruel. ' ' Leo Rosten says .
"Gentleness can only be ex-
pected from the strong."
What is essential is that we
exercise our strengths and share
with parents, teachers, siblings,
and those around us the light of
love.
The opportunity to make our
surroundings a better place lies
in our uniquenesses, but we
must share today, for tomor-
row may never come.
"...relationships
change people"
The following poem helps to
illustrate the price of putting
off-especially putting off car-
ing about people we really love
and appreciate. The poem is
called Things You Didn't Do.
Remember the day I borrowed
your brand new car and I
dented it?
And remember the time I
dragged you to the beach,
and you said it would rain,
and it did?
I thought you'd say, "I told
you so." But you didn't.
Do you remember the time I
flirted with all the guys to make
you jealous, and you were?
I thought you'd leave me, but
you didn't.
Do you remember the time I
spilled strawberry pie all
over your car rug?
I thought you'd hit me, but
you didn't.
And remember the time I for-
got to tell you the dance
was formal and you showed
up in jeans?
I thought you'd drop me, but
you didn't.
Yes, there were lots of things
you didn't do.
But you put up with me, and
you loved me, and you pro-
tected me.
There were lots of things I
wanted to make up to you
when you returned from
Vietnam.
But you didn't.
Seven words that stand out in
my mind are these: "Facts
don't change people, relation-
ships change people."
We must be the friend in our
relationships that help others
find that "key." Be the love
that gently leads them back to
themselves.
Uohn 4:8 says that, "He
who does not love does not
know God; For God is love."
God leads us back to the
darkness of self where, in the
light of the love we have learn-
ed, He shows us who we are.
"Facts don't change peo-
ple." It takes a personal rela-
tionship with Christ for He is
the "Key" to self. He is the love
that leads us gently back to
ourselves.
While men look on the out-
ward appearance, God looks on
the heart.
For you see, what is essential
is invisible to the eye.
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We the People
Where Do We
^ Go From Here?
SC Names New Development Associate
Russell Duerksen
Now that all the votes have
been counted, all the accep-
tance and concession speeches
made, and now that those of us
who stayed up until 2:45 a.m.
watching the returns come in
have recovered from the
headaches we so richly deserv-
ed, we can begin to analyze the
significance and trends of the
19S4 elections.
Although this past election
appears to have been a tremen-
dous vindication of the conser-
vative philosophy, with Reagan
winning more electoral votes
than has ever been done before,
the majority of other facts seem
to indicate that this election did
not reveal the existence of a ma-
jor realignment in American
public opinion. There are many
valid comparisons that can be
drawn between this election and
the reelection of President
Eisenhower in 1956. Then, as
now, there was an immensely
popular incumbent president
who was reelected by a tremen-
dous margin. However,
Eisenhower's success did not
carry over into the Congress,
where a highly liberal.
Democratic constituency was
elected. This situation also has
appeared this year. The
Republicans had a net loss of
two seats in the Senate, result-
ing in a much more liberally-
oriented Senate; neither did
they gain control of (he House,
acquiring only fourteen seats.
where a gain of 25 to 35 had
been expected.
So then, what conclusions
can we draw from last Tues-
day's election? The president
and his supporters may claim a
broad mandate for his goals
and idealogy, but this is not en-
tirely accurate. American
voters, while giving Reagan a
vote of confidence on him as an
individual, showed their reser-
vations regarding his policy and
idealogy when they elected a
liberal Congress to serve as a
check upon him. Reagan may
attempt to repeat the heady
days of early 1981 in the early
months of his second term;
however, he will be held back
by this new, more liberal
Congress.
In actuality, the type of
legislation he will be able to get
passed will be more in line with
the type of legislation passed
during the last two years.
Reagan's election may appear
impressive on the surface, but
in the final analysis it does not
signify a shift in attitude by the
American populace. Reagan,
the man, may have a mandate,
but his idealogy does not.
(Russell Duerksen is a senior
history /computer science ma-
jor, pursuing a pre-law pro-
gram. The ideas expressed in
this column are his own and do
not necessarily reflect the views
of the Southern Accent, the
Student Association, and
Southern College.)
J. T. Shim
Stewart Crook started his
first day at Southern College of
Seventh-day Adventists on
November 1 as Associate Vice-
President for Development and
Associate Director of the En-
dowment Campaign. The sign
outside his office in Wright
Hall says "Trust Services."
Says Mr. Crook, "What it all
boils down to is fund:raising.
He says that he was selected
for the job because the school
was looking for someone who
had experience in trust services
and who also had attended this
institution.
After graduating from Col-
legedale Academy, he spent
four and a half years here and
in 1964 returned for a four-year
stint as voice and chorale in-
structor. He is a man of many
talents and many places. He has
filled the role of dean, music in-
structor, chorale director, prin-
cipal, pastor, and youth leader
at places such as Madison Col-
lege; Georgia-Cumberland
Academy; Mt. Pisgah
Academy; Shenandoah Valley
Academy; Rome, Georgia; and
Nashville/Bordeaux church.
During the past four years,
he has been first a trust officer
and then the Director of Trust
Services for the Kentucky-
Tennessee Conference based in
Nashville. His wife continues to
serve as accountant at Madison
Academy until a replacement is
able to take over. They have
three daughters of which two
are married. Jodi, the youngest,
recently graduated from here
and is now completing a degree
in Allied Health with emphasis
on physical therapy at
SC Symphony Orchestra Performs
A home performance by the
Southern College Symphony
Orchestra will be given on
Saturday evening, November
17, at 8 p.m. in the Physical
Education Center on the Col-
legedale campus.
Guest artist for this annual
Fall Concert will be Kenneth
Sarch, artist in residence at the
Winchester Conservatory in
Virginia. Dr. Sarch will be per-
forming the Concerto No. 1 in
D for Violin and Orchestra by
I Noccoli Paganini.
Violinst Sarch has perform-
ed extensively throughout the
United States and Canada, in
addition to concerts under the
sponsorship of the U.S. State
Department in South America
(three tours) and in Israel. A
graduate of the Juilliard School
of Music, he holds an Artist
Diploma from the New
England Conservatory and a
Doctor of Musical Arts degree
from Boston University.
Dr. Sarch was the recipient
of two Fromm Foundation
fellowships for performance at
Tanglewood, the summer home
of the Boston Symphony Or-
chestra. He is a former director
of the string program at East
Tennessee State University.
Though Tennessee Governor
Lamar Alexander had been bill-
ed earlier as guest artist, due to
an unforeseen scheduling con-
flict he was forced to cancel his
appearance here.
Orchestral works on the
evening program will include
Overture to Fidelio by
Beethoven; Symphony in D
minor by Franck; and the Bas-
soon Concerto in E minor by
Vivaldi, performed by music
major Kevin Cornwell.
Three overseas tours have
gained for the Southern College
Symphony Orchestra Interna-
tional recognition. In 1979 the
orchestra toured the Orient- in
1981 the South Pacific; and* in
1983, Russia and Rumania.
Orlo Gilbert, professor of
music at Southern College of
Seventh-day Adventists, has
Volunteer State Community
College near Nashville.
His job will involve a great
deal of travel which he
describes as the "long-term
development of prospects and
friends for the college. This will
involve visiting with persons
who express an interest in being
a benefactor to the college and
informing them of ways to give
by both revocable and ir-
revocable instruments."
Asked his motivation for
working for SC he said, "Dur-
ing the Depression myj
sacrificed so that I could have
a church school education. . ,1
did not spend a day in public
school until my Masters. . ,1
have a real burden for Christian
education and I see it pricing
itself out of existence. . .1 wanl
to make it available to
people."
^««S»!a^5»5SS!5a9!5SS5S»5Sa!!:SaS
been conductor of the group
for 17 years. Sixty-six students,
faculty, and members of the
community form this year's
orchestra.
General admission will be $1
at the door.
JGIY1NG;
m^IffiRlARETWO SIDES TO ,v
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both repre-
I sented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse |
Corps. The caduceus on the left j
means you're part of a health care j
system in which educational and
career advancement are the rule,
— I not the exception. The gold bar —
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If yo
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
Clifton, N] 07015.
ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAN BE.
!
A Thanksgiving Story
Math Club Formed
Summit House: A Refuge for the Needy
Gart Curtis
As one travels away from
Collegedale and onto Lee
Highway, he may notice on his
left, on top of a small steep hill,
a white brick house. Summit
House is its name. The house is
sort of across from where Mis-
ty's used to be. Approaching its
| entrance, one sees a steep gravel
aren't lying in beds, waiting to
die. If the patients can't walk,
they can't stay there. But most
of them need medical care and
are considered outpatients from
any one of several nearby
Right now Mrs. Solomon is
taking care of thirty people.
I drive going up to a couple of Some are street people from
I old run-down buildings and Chattanooga; some others are
I another building that is mostly from Moccasin Bend,
torn apart in the front yard. Wherever they are from, the
The house used to be a Bible Summit House is the last resort
[school, but then in 1973 Mr. for all of them. That is what
| and Mrs. Solomon bought the they have in common with each
place and turned it into a motel, other. Yet Mrs. Solomon says
. Solomon died in 1975 and they are just one big happy
I left Mrs. Solomon with the family. She laughs as she
[mortgage. Mr. Solomon used says,"We fight like cats and
d claim that it was seventeen or dogs. I scream at them
; Mrs. Solomon thinks sometimes, and they scream
other second-hand items. She
has six helpers on a payroll,
who cook, drive, maintain the
buildings and grounds, and
help care for the patients.
The two mortgages total over
$40,000, but Mrs. Solomon
doesn't mind. She isn't worried
about the loans-she pays all the
bills and employees on time.
She has a hard life, but she
wouldn't quit her work for
anything.
Lori He ins man
At last, a club that doesn't
collect dues-the math club.
Although it does not have an
official name yet($5 will be
awarded to the person with the
best name suggestion, and $5
for the best logo), the math
club is full of enthusiasm and
future plans. Some of the
outings in the works include
Sabbath outings, trips to Oak
Ridge and the Space Museum
in Huntsville, Alabama. Also,
plans are being made for special
speakers, math films, parties,
and math T-shirts. Club
AU Offers South Pacific Tour
nore like seven. There are
manmade ponds down
fciear the road, several lawns,
small garden, and some
back. .but we love each other,
id we have a great time."
Those who are able, do
chores, such as washing the
woods in the back. The two dishes, making the beds, help-
habitable buildings have a total jng with the laundry, mopping
^f eighteen bedrooms to house the floor (Mrs. Solomon says
leople
The place wasn't really mak-
ng money as a motel so, since
. Solomon had been a nurse
for thirty-eight years, she
that they aren't very good
that); one man even works in a
little garden up behind the
house. They look out for each
other too-if someone falls
Itarted taking in people who has some other simple kind of
needed help and had no other problem, the others will help as
lace to go. She isn't making much as they can. Mrs.
ny more money this way, but
she enjoys her work and is ac-
complishing much more.
There are five types of peo-
ple living at the Summit House:
Solomon says they stick
together and gang up on her if
they really want their way. But
she was the second oldest in a
family of thirteen and is very
nental patients, mentally used to being the boss of a large
[retarded patients, alcoholics, family.
drug abusers, and the aged,
"hey range in age from twenty-
) ninety-seven years old.
'hey are all homeless and in-
capable of looking after
[themselves.
They are not, however, in-
The Summit House is
hospice; the patients
Mrs. Solomon gets no help
from the government. The peo-
ple she takes care of pay
$314.00 a month which they get
from their Social Security in-
come. The Summit Church
helps with clothing and food,
and individuals from all
the area donate furniture and
The Andrews University
biology department will spon-
sor a South Pacific biological
tour from August 28 to
December 11, 1985.
Only 16 people can go and
the group must be formed and
final reservations jnade by
March 1985. Dennis
Woodland, professor of botany
at Andrews and one of the tour
directors, recommends that ap-
plication be made before
December 1984.
Up to 12 college credits may
be earned during the 13 weeks
of travel and study in Hawaii,
Australia, New Zealand, and
Tahiti. During these springtime
weeks in Australia the group
plans to visit the Great Barrier
Reef, tropical rain forests, cen-
tral deserts including Ayre's
Rock, Perth in southwest
Australia. Adelaids,
Melbourne, Canberra and the
Sydney and Brisbane areas.
Both north and south islands of
New Zealand, where unique
botany and birds are found,
will be included in the tour.
By utilizing modest facilities
and camping out in modern
campgrounds the costs will be
held as low as possible. Besides
air travel from the west coast of
North America, 8-10,000 miles
of surface travel is planned by
rental vehicles. Total fees in-
cluding transportation, lodg-
ing, side trips and tuition will be
about $4,300. The cost of food
will be on an individual basis
and should be quite nominal
(about $400)/* Woodland said.
Woodland and Dr. Asa
Thoresen of the biology depart-
ment at Andrews will lead the
tour. Courses offered will be
ornithology for five credits,
biogeography, five credits, and
two credits are available for
special projects. Tuition
charges are fiat rate of $1,100
(included in the $4,300). For
application contact the biology
department.
members agreed to chip in their
dimes and nickels when needed
instead of collecting dues.
The math club will assemble
again Thursday, Nov. 15 at
7:00 p.m. in Daniels Hall, room
MI. Fifteen students attended
the last meeting and the club
anticipates a larger attendance
this coming meeting. Elections
will be held during the Nov. 15
meeting to determine the club
president, vice-president, and
secretary. Come with your
ideas for a name and logo.
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Sports Corner
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Sports Commentary
Jerry Russell
This week marked the open-
ing of the volleyball season.
More importantly it marked the
beginning of the B-league
volleyball season.
I know, all you A-league
jocks and jockettes are pro-
bably saying, "Hey, what's go-
ing on here. Isn't A-league the
superior league?" Well, in an
informal poll which had one
person as its sample (me), it was
found that the only people who
thought of A-league as the bet-
ter league was A-leaguers
themselves. Let's face it. Why
should we as fans feed the egos
of these few who call
themselves the select? By the
time a volleyball match was
over, most of them wouldn't be
able to get their heads out the
gym door. Another reason:
who wants to see bump-set-
spike, bump -set-spike for an
hour and a half?
So come on sports fans,
come over and watch B-league
where the action is more like
carry-double hit-missed spike.
Let the A-league play with
themselves.
P.S. After Thanksgiving
watch for Hefty's Bag when
we'll take a look at the Top 10
women in volleyball.
Sports on Campus
J. Randolph Thuesdee
The 1984 Intramural Volley-
ball season began on Monday
night with a full schedule of
games in both "A" and "B"
leagues. According to in-
tramural director Steve Jaecks,
a total of 163 men and women
have signed up for the coed
competition.
Under the present format
teams will play a best-of-three-
games match, earning a point
for a win and an additional
point for winning the match.
Teams in "A" League will play
six matches while teams in "B"
league will play a five match
schedule, with the champions
being determined by total
points at the end of the season.
Also, don't forget to sign up
for the three-man (coed) volley-
ball tournament to be held on
Sunday, December 2 beginning
at 8:00 a.m. All sign-ups are in
the gymnasium. The tourna-
ments consist of a double-
elimination format, and will
conclude later in the afternoon.
The deadline for all entries is
Wednesday, November 28. For
further information, contact
Steve Jaecks at 238-2855,
396-3672 or 238-2850.
Volleyball Standings
League
Points
Team
Hartle
Carlson
Howe
Fowler
Note: All leagues will
aflcr Thanksgiving ve
Team
Jones
Buch
Teeter
Kay
Mcknight
Drapiza
"B" East
Points
0
"B" West
Team Points
O'neal 4
Schraeder 3
Lacra 1
Mackey 0
Chin 0
Kendall 0
MONDAY'S VOLLEYBALL RESULTS
lie vs. Fowler
O'i al vs. Mackey
J01 s vs. Kay
Hi. b vs. Carlson
15-9, 15-11, and 15-13
15-7, 15-6, and 15-10
15-3, 15-10, and 15-9
15-12, 5-15, and 15-12
JESDAY'S VOLLEYBALL RESULTS
i vs. Fowler
? vs. Howe
eder vs. Lacra
re. Teeter
15-6, 15-9, and 15-9
15-11, 15-11, and 15-9
7-15, 15-12, and 15-13
15-7, 6-15, and 15-10
Volleyball Teams Rosters
"B" League
O'Neal
Brito, Kerry
Coleman, Henry
Cox, Doug
Flood, Rick
Green, DyerRhonda
Harper, Marge
James, Pauline
Skantz, Ron
Wolfe, Don
Mackey
Aguas, Mike
Behr, Mike
Cartwright, April
Harper, Lizzie
Martin, Vicky
Price, Kevin
Ojo, Jide
Ramey, Rodney
Willingham, Jim
Chin
Amick, Ron
Brockway, Teresa
Grant, Loren
May, Grover
Potter, Jeff
Rogers, Teresa
Schwouer, Karen
Scribner, Keith
Trumbo, Steve
Lakra
Cylke, Shari
Davis, Bryan
Gilmore, Karol
Jones, Lynette
Johnson, Larry
Kovalski, Jerry
Lonto, Rob
Mall, Tony
McDonald, Tom
Stephanson, Dave
Schraeder
Alonso, Dave
Atkins, Russ
Crone, Jim
Davis, Iian
Jaecks, Carmen
Kim, John
Larabee, Chuck
Sines, Nancy
Soto, Maribel
Sui, Brent
Kendall
Aguilera, Ron
Biggs, Chuck
Bisson, Roger
Collins, Roy
Jewett, Jeff
Ridge, Debbie
Negron, Dennis
Sabotka, Lisa
Tourinan, Pilar
Wycoff, Patti
Jones
Crabtree, Myra
Dedeker, Jay
Goffin, Wayne
Huenergardt, Carol
Mellert, Rob
Nottleson, Dave
Pacamalon, Esther
Wilkowski, John
Wills, Tracy
Wrate, Steve
Kay
Begley, Scott
Buckner, Mike
Edwards, Lyndon
Flores, Vincent
Montilla, Iris
Pruitt, Bill
Starbird, Alan
Stevenson, Donna
Travis, Angela
Williams, Kevin
Drapiza
Cranford, Sheri
Glantz, Tim
Green, Charley
Jensen, Dan
Koff, Eugene
Nail, Andy
Nelson, Norvella
Parks, Dan
Radauon, Vanessa
Toms, John
Teeter
Bogges, Kim
Bishop, Jill
Bramblett, Mark
Cruz, Obed
Gayle, Richard
Kim, Dave
Mende, Susan
McElroy, Jay
Richert, Rick
Walechka, Jeff
Buch
Braddock, Bryan
Hummell, Becky
Joiner, Joe
Johnson, Gary
Kenerson, Sharon
Liwag, Meli
Martin, Steve
Miles, Ken
Richardson, Derrick
Russell, Jerry
Schnell, Charley
McKnight
Bass, Bill
Cantrell, Terry
Fleming, Steve
Gibson, Audrey
Howe, Donnie
Horton, Paul
Korf, Renou
Pennington, Faith
Rice, Reg
Washington, Monese
LET'S
TALK
ABOUT
PROGRESS
Our free enterprise
system encourages
imagination, ingenuity, and
healthy competition. II
creates a chain reaction of
w ideas and technology.
It spurs productivity and
demands higher goals. Us
people are vibrant and
they constantly seek to
better themselves.
Free enterprise is a-
concept that can only be
expressed in countries
where great personal
freedom exists. This
concept or ideal is
synonomous will
mcKee BaKinG company
Senior Challenge: Become a Responsible Alumnus
Reinhold E. Smith
As a Senior it is your respon-
sibility to start thinking about
becoming an alumnus, a
responsible alumnus, one who
cares enough to sacrifice for the
Christian education of our
successors.
After one paragraph you're
saying, "Is this guy crazy?" If
you're like me, you will pro-
bably graduate owing someone
money: GSL, NDSL, the bank,
parents and/or the school. So
why would you want to con-
tribute to your already growing
debt? The reason lies in the fact
that a Christian education is the
single-most important sacrifice
we can make.
Teachers aren't exempt.
How many of you teachers and
staff belong to the "Committee
of 100?" Every teacher, staff
person, administrator, and
alumnus should belong! Com-
mittee of 100 is a "group of
concerned individuals and
alumni who donate at least five
hundred dollars a year."
As Adventists, we don't
smoke, drink, or waste our
money on too much nightlife,
so wouldn't that put us ahead
financially? According to U.S.
News and World Report, we
have the wealthiest members
per capita of any church. We as
a church stress the importance
of education, and thus we have
more professional members
making better salaries.
If you think I'm insinuating
that as a senior you should start
thinking about giving five-
hundred dollars a year, you're
right! Let me show you how
easy this can be: If you smok-
ed 1 Vi packs of cigarettes per
day (the national average) you
would spend about $550.00 a
year, and that doesn't even in-
clude drinking.
If it were not for the alumni,
the real cost of our education
would be about $15,000. Who
could afford that? Who can af-
ford $8,000? According to San-
ford Ulmer, the individual who
had the vision to suggest the
ambitious undertaking of the
endowment fund, fifty-percent
of Southern College students
come from homes that have an-
nual incomes of less than
$10,000 per year."
In 1980 Mr. and Mrs. San-
ford Ulmer stopped to see his
alma mater, and decided to
help students because as Mr.
Ulmer put it, "There are plen-
ty of buildings on the campus,
and that's nice, but they don't
have enough students in them.
But they will now if I can help
it."
In four short years the
Ulmers have seen the Endow-
ment Fund grow to nearly six
million dollars to "help defray
tuition costs not to build
buildings."
According to Ulmer, Dr.
Barrow stated: "If the tuition
would drop $1,000 next year,
approximately 200 more
students would be able to at-
tend who are not attending
now." And with 200 students,
the over-all budget would
improve.
When asked the question,
why don't Adventists support
their schools like Catholics
do?Bill lies, Chairman of the
Committee of 100, responded,
"Adventists act poor, think
poor, and spend poor. We
don't perceive ourselves as rich.
Christ is coming soon, and yet
we, as a church, seem far too
interested in possessions, in-
stead of Christian education."
As a senior, I want to
challenge my classmates to go
to the development office and
pledge $500.00 dollars toward
the Endowment Fund.
If 300 seniors pledged
$500.00, we would have
$150,000, and did you know
that BECA (Business Ex-
ecutives Challenge Alumni) will
match it? It then becomes
$300,000 or 300 scholarships of
$ 1 ,000 for students next
year-300 students who might
not otherwise have the oppor-
tunity to attend here.
Seniors, why don't we
organize a committee entitled,
Seniors Endowment 100 and let
this be our class gift, the best
Southern College has ever
received.
(The preceding article is the sole
opinion of the author and not
necessarily that of the Southern
Accent staff)
Gary Ford Speaks in Chattanooga
Gary Ford, younger brother
of Zell Ford, a student here at
Southern College, will be guest
speaker at the Chattanooga
First Seventh-day Adventist
Church on Sabbath, November
17, 1984. He is currently an
evangelist for the Southern
California Conference.
As an author of two Chris-
tian witnessing books, Gary
recognizes the importance of
personal Bible study. To aid
such study he has started
B.I.B.L.E. (Biblical Institute
for Bible Lay Evangelism), an
organization dedicated to per- ^^
sonal Bible study. V
After the Sabbath sermon,
he will begin a seminar that will
cover three areas: 1. Bible
marking methods; 2. How to
meet opposition; 3. How to ap-
peal for decisions. The meetings
are scheduled as follows:
November 17, 3-5 p.m. Sat.
November 18, 7-9 p.m. Sun.
November 19, 7-9 p.m. Mon.
November 20, 7-9 p.m. Tues.
All are welcome to attend.
Don't GOBBLE up your money wit
nothing to show for it - SAVE
COLLEGEDAEE CREDIT UNION
where money earns you money.
College Plaza
396-2101
8 a.m. -2 p.m. Mon.-Fri.
6 p.m. -7 p.m. Mon. & Thurs.
ON THE WAY TO TEN MILLION. SC President John Wagner, left, shares with SA President J.T. Shim the progress
already made toward the goal ol $10 million to endow scholarships for hundreds of Southern College students. Behind
the symbolic check are, from left, Sanford Ulmer, who had the vision to suggest the ambitious undertaking; Dr. Jack
McCiarty, executive director of the Endowment Fund Committee; J, Wm. Hcnson III, Endowment Fund Committee
chairman; and William H. Taylor, Century II campaign director. (Photo by Pete Prinsj
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do, this line's for you.
On November 17 and 18, 1984,
the Watauga Valley Art League
and Johnson City's Freedom
Hall are having their first An-
nual Fine Arts Exhibition. It is
sponsored by Watauga Valley
Art League Incorporated. Ail
artists are invited to exhibit
their two dimensional pain-
tings. For more information,
write Watauga Valley Art
League, P.O. Box 2177,
Johnson City, TN 37601.
Chapel on November 27 will be
presented by Marlene Boskind
White, Ph.D., at 10:30 a.m.
She will speak on bulimarexia
which she calls the binge/purge
cycle. Individuals who suffer
from bulimarexia alternately
gorge themselves with food and
then empty themselves by
fasting, vomiting, or selfinduc-
ed diarrhea. She will begin by
telling how it was uncovered at
Cornell University where she is
employed and will outline what
she has learned about the peo-
ple who practice it. She will also
discuss the psychological,
social, and cultural pressures
which encourage it as well as its
treatment. Dr. White has writ-
ten many articles and publish-
ed a book entitled "Bulimarex-
ia: The Binge/Purge Cycle,"
which is available in our
library.
Are You Ready For Your An-
nual Financial Frustration? As
the holiday season is upon us,
we need to prevent financial
overload on our family
budgets. Consumer credit
counseling--a free service of
Family and Children's Services
(a United Way Agency), can
help you with family budgeting
and wise consumer spending.
Call 755-2860. Don't wait un-
til it's too late: Call 755-2860.
Today!
The Chattanooga Symphony
and Opera Association invites
you to meet Shirley Jones,
known for her role in the TV
series The Partridge Family, in
a press conference on Thurs-
day, November 15, 19841 It will
be held at 1 1 :00 a.m. at the of-
fices of Chattanooga Venture,
816 Georgia Avenue, next to
^h) Yesterday's. Ms. Jones is in
^ Chattanooga to perform with
the Chattanooga Symphony,
Saturday, November 17, 1984
at the Tivoli Theater at 8:00 p.m.
Color "Boston" poster on sale
for best offer. Size 56 inches x
56 inches. Guitar Spaceship-city
gliding through a green valley
surrounded by walls of crystal
Foresight
Attention Takoma Academy
Alumni: The Alumni Associa-
tion of Takoma Academy is at-
tempting to update its mailing
list for future correspondence.
We would appreciate all alum-
ni sending in their current ad-
dress, phone number and date
of graduation so that we can
furnish information regarding
Alumni Homecoming 1985,
April 19-20. Alumni Associa-
tion Takoma Academy, 8120
Carroll Avenue, Takoma Park,
MD 20912.
Dallas Holm & Praise
Dallas Holm will be performing
a concert at the Memorial
Auditorium Friday, Nov. 16.
The concert is free to all. Doors
open at 6:30; concert begins at
7:30.
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
November 16
November 17
November 18
November 19
Vespers: Don Keele, Jr.
Church: Gordon Bietz
8:00 p.m.: SC Orchestra
6:30 p.m.: Faculty /Senior Banquet
"That Delicate Balance"
The Statler Brothers
The Statler Brothers will con-
clude their 1984 American tour
with a performance in the UTC
arena on Sunday, December 2,
at 3:00 p.m. This appearance
will mark the end of a season
which has taken the Statlers to
the MGM Grand Hotel in Las
Vegas, the opening game of the
Atlanta Braves, and the
Southern Governors' Con-
ference in Williamsburg.
Tickets for the performance are
on sale at the UTC Arena Box
Office and all Chatta-tik outlets
for $9.50 and $10.50. All seats
are reserved, and tickets may be
charged by calling 266-6627.
BAPTIZED? If you would like
to give your heart to Jesus and
join the fellowship of His rem-
nant church, please leave a note
in the Student Center's village
students' box 15. Please accept
this opportunity to engage in an
individual confidential Bible
study that will bring you an
understanding and hope of
salvation.
Gymnastics Clinic
A Success
Slew Martin & Jerry Russell
Once again this year our
campus was invaded by acad-
emy gymnasts from throughout
the Southern Union, Virginia
and Pennsylvania for the bi-
annual gymnastics clinic and
show. A total of 19 schools and
325 gymnasts participated in
the 4-day workshop. Coach
Ted Evans was especially pleas-
ed with this years clinic because
six new teams were present, and
he said that he felt that they
added alot to this year's show.
The master clinician was
Steve Elliot from Lincoln,
Nebraska who is world renown-
ed in acro-sports. He won the
gold medal in this event in 1980
and was the first American ever
to do so. The other clinicians
were Keith Carter and Blue
Holm. .
Coach Evans speculated that
there were nearly 2000 spec-
tators on hand. He feels that in-
terest in acro-sports is on the
rise and is excited about next
years Freshmen talent. "On the
average two out of three teams
present were larger than ever
before", he said, "and it seems
the academy coaches are ex-
cited about there programs. We
look forward to a strong gym-
nastics team next year."
A way From Campus
Jack Wood
Satellite Operation
Astronaut Joe Allen took hold of a satellite in history's first
space salvage Monday. Allen held the satellite by himself for more
than 90 minutes as Dale Gardner attached a locking frame on the
can-shaped craft. Earlier Allen had flown out ot the satellite us.
ing a rocket-powered backpack. He had attached a 4-foot pole-
like device called a "stinger" into one end of the satellite. Astroaut
Anna Fisher, using the robot arm of the space shuttle, snared a J
handle on the stinger and moved the satellite and Allen into the |
cargo bay.
Kidnap Victim Found
Law enforcement officers from two counties joined state
troopers last Monday in a hunt for a man who is believed to havt
kidnapped a Georgia woman after killing her husband early Sun-
day. The woman, Victoria C. Holbert, 32, of Augusta, Georgia,
fled from her abductor's car early Monday at an Interstate 40 1
truck stop west of Jackson, Tennessee. A state trooper spotted
the car in Hardeman County several hours later and began a chase,
The man wrecked his car and ran into some nearby woods.
Execution Postponed
Louisiana's governor granted a stay of execution to Robert Lee I
Willie on Monday, a day before he was to die, but said he thinks 3
the convicted murderer will eventually go to the state's electric!
chair. "I do not believe any good will come of this," Gov. Ed-i
win Edwards said of his order giving Willie's lawyers up to 10 J
days to ask the state's Pardon Board to change his sentence from \
death to life in prison. Willie was scheduled to die for the H
1980 rape-murder of 18-year-old Faith Hathaway.
Thanksgiving
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November 30, 1984
I Southern /Iccent
olume 40, Number 12
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
December 6, 1984
Brock Hall Dedicated
U.S. Trade Rep Speaks
Brent Van Arsdell
On Thursday, November 29,
Southern College honored
businessman and patron
Richard A. Brock by naming a
new 2.3 million dollar
classroom and office building
the "Richard Brock Hall."
Jack McClarty, Vice President
of Development at Southern
College, said that Brock's par-
ticipation in the Project 80
Campaign as a contributor and
a fund raiser made the project
a success and insured the con-
struction of Brock Hall.
Richard Brock stated that nam-
ing a building in his honor came
as a surprise, but said he was
glad to be able to help an in-
stitution such as Southern Col-
lege. Mr. Brock said, "I have
friend who said if he had two
people apply for the same job,
he would prefer the one that
: from Southern College
because of their work ethic and
the way they always try to do
their best." Brock took the op-
portunity to do a little pro-
moting of Southern College's
endowment fund drive. "Until
n adequate endowment is pro-
ided for this school, Southern
College will remain in jeopar-
dy," he said. "A 10 million
dollar endowment program is a
necessary thing and it must
come from somewhere."
In a tribute speech to Richard
Brock, Jack McClarty said,
"Southern College has a legacy
of people who set out to serve
and only coincidentally ended
up with a building named after
them."
The dedication address was
presented by a nephew of
Richard Brock, currently the
United States Trade Represen-
tative, former U.S. Con-
gressman and Senator, the
Honorable Bill Brock. Bill
Brock, a member of the
cabinet, was appointed by
President Reagan in January of
1981 and confirmed by the
Senate. Bill Brock is the Presi-
dent's chief trade advisor and
international trade negotiator.
He spoke about the need to
teach values and ethics along
with basic academics. "I am
awed at the ethical challenges
that face my children. I watch
the news and 1 see a man with
an artificial heart." Bill Brock
said he hoped that ethics will
continue to be taught at South-
ern College.
, The program began in
Ackerman Auditorium in the
music building with the
Southern College Band playing
some Christmas songs. Dr.
Wagner recognized the impor-
tant guests and was the master
of ceremonies.
Brock Hall was officially
opened with a ribbon cutting in
which Richard Brock and O.D.
McKee ceremonially opened the
building. Mr. Richard Reiner,
vice president of Finance at
Southern College, said that the
building was constructed at a
reduced cost because much of
the work was done by college
employed work crews. The
hand for the ribbon cutting
with Dr. McClarty praising the
crew and commending the
worker who hung the doors.
The ceremony concluded
with a guided tour of the
building by Mr. Reiner.
Most of the building is in use,
but the ground floor, which will
house WSMC-FM, is still under
construction. The building is a
47,000 square foot, brick and
glass structure designed by
Klaus Nentwig. The ground
floor is scheduled to be oc-
cupied in February of 1985.
SM Brings Home Five Korean Orphans
1/acAr Wood
I "A bringer of happiness" can
I be the words that best describe
■the job Mark Cox found
I himself engaged in on
| November 12. Last year Mark
a theology major at Southern
College, found that he would
be able to spend a year in Korea
as a teacher. Loving to travel
and loving kids Mark believed
this opportunity to be like a
dream come true.
Preparing for the trip was no
problem. But like most trips it
is very difficult to have
everything go as planned, and
Mark found after stopping in
Los Angles he had been given
the wrong type of visa. Having
needed to receive a worker's
visa allowing him to stay in
Korea for 6 months before
renewal, he had been given a
visitor's visa only allowing him
to stay 90 days. Arranging to
have things taken care of later,
he arrived in Korea August 21 .
While (eachine, Mark was in-
formed l at he wo u id be flown
to Japan at the end of his 90
days for a week while his new
visa was transferred over. More
complications arose and his
scheduled week in Japan grew
anywhere from 6 weeks to 2
months. The idea of spending
that much time in Japan having
very little to do did not thrill
Mark and he searched for a
new idea. The suggestion of an
orphan flight (escorting Korean
orphans to the United States)
was brought up to his attention
and finding it to his liking, took
it. After filling out forms, at-
tending briefs and praying,
Mark was accepted for the job.
He was given a seat on a flight
leaving for Memphis November
12, just 5 days before his
deadline to leave.
Mark went to the Holt
Children Service on the 9th of
November to make sure
everything was going to work
out and found to his amaze-
ment he would be escorting five
Korean babies: three boys and
two girls, one of which were
over five-months old. He also
was introduced to his co-escort
Mrs. Choi (Chay). Although
she spoke very little English,
they found it easy to get along.
On the 12th they were driven
by van to the airport where
Customs and Security made
sure everything was in order.
Then Mark and Mrs. Choi were
on their own.
The flight wsa all but relax-
ing for the two escorts. Chang-
ing and feeding seemed to be
the main events. Upon being
well into the flight Mark
discovered the plane also was
occupied by forty-eight women
from Long Beach, California,
who had just spent time in
Korea and to his relief loved
babies. The women made the
trip a little easier.
Landing in L.A. and depar-
ting with one of the infants was
a relief as well as a reward for
him, but the pressure was still
there. He was only half way
home now and Mrs. Choi was
also leaving. Mrs. Anthony, a
Southern College Professor
Lectures in China, Hawaii
Dr. Ray Heffelin, currently
on sabbatical, has been invited
to the People's Republic of
China from December 3 to 16
to confer with scientists in-
terested in the same field of
molecular research. On Decem-
ber 21 , he will report at the In-
ternational Conference of
Pacific Basin Chemical Socie-
ties in Honolulu. Two Southern
College students, Ken Priddy
and Erin Sutton, are co-authors
of the Hawaii report.
Lectures have been schedul-
ed at Fu-Dan University in
Shanghai, at the University of
Science and Technology in
Hofei, and at the University of
Science and Technology in Beij-
ing (Peking). The largest por-
tion of the time in the PRC has
been scheduled for intensive
conferences with two scientists
at Hofei. The two men have
been studying the same area as
have Dr. Hefferlin and his
Southern College students for
about the same length of time.
Contact was established in
March of 1984. This opportuni-
ty to collaborate has been pro-
vided by the Southern College
Alumni Association by means
of a grant made to Dr. Hef-
ferlin recently.
The research area consists of
the construction of periodic
systems of molecules. It is
known among scientists as
"pure" research, meaning that
it has no immediate application
other than contributing to our d
understanding of the basic plan
of the universe. These periodic
systems are based on experi-
mental data which other scien-
tists measure and on complex
mathematical theory. They
serve the same purposes as does
the familiar chart of the
elements: they provide a visual
and mathematical way of fin-
Editorial
A Little Good News
" As I sit at my desk writing this editorial a newspaper lays within
arms' reach, proclaiming bad news as a headline and more of the
same within its pages. The top story is the gas leak in India which
has killed more than 1 ,000 people and injured 20,000 others. The
article below that one has to do with a hijacking and the holding
of hostages in Iran, The one below the Iranian story deals with
a drug case. There are other articles on this newspaper's front
page, painting a grim scene about the world around us. The
editors, though, were considerate and put two color pictures, each
dealing with a Christmas story, on the same page.
Anne Murray, the country music singer, had a hit last year call-
ed A Little Good News . The song is about her wishes to hear
some good news for a change rather than the usual bad, good
news such as ". . . and everybody loved everybody everybody
in the good ol' U. S. A." Her wishes are idealistic—but I believe
that more good news than bad news is possible.
This year as editor of the Southern Accent, I have attempted
to spread a little good news. I made it my duty to look for the
positive aspects of this school that you were not aware of. I
searched for general information not related to this school that
was light in nature. If the bad news was important enough for
everyone to know, however, then I printed it. But there hasn't
been much of it anyway. Last year my campaign motto was "For
a Paper You Can Be Proud Of. . ." Then the first editorial for
the Accent was also about being proud, but being proud for many
aspects of the school. Most of the news about Southern College
that we have brought to you has been about something you can
be proud of, and that is good news.
In this our last issue of 1984, we bring you more articles about
Southern College and its students. If this issue should help you
remember something about this school year, let it be that the first
half of 1 984-85 had more positive aspects about it than negative.
The good sometimes just takes a little longer to find. And this
fact can be a commentary about the world in general. It isn't as
grim all the time as the papers make it out to be. The outlook
on the world just depends on one's view of it.
Letters. . .
PARENTS APPRECIATE SUPPORT
Dear Faculty and Students of
Southern College:
We are still searching for the
words to express our profound
thanks to you all for every ex-
pression of sympathy. Your
cards and letters bring us so
much comfort, and please
know that every one will be sav-
ed and read again and again.
For you that made the long trip
here for Scott's funeral, we are
so grateful.
Each of us that knew Scott
feels a "special" memory for a
"special" person that we had to
say goodbye to in October.
The many letters and cards
have added another memory to
keep with us throughout our
lives. The constant theme that
"Scott mattered" in your lives
will constantly keep his
memory alive in our lives.
We feel honored to have so
many of you reflect so positive-
ly on your association with
Scott. It is a living memorial to
his way of life and message he
carried each day. As many of
you said, "Scott lived life to the
fullest", always with a smile,
but as importantly, he shared
that philosophy with everyone
he could. He had the strength
of character to influence others
and we can use those ex-
periences to be better people in
our day-to-day living.
We want you all to know
how much Scott loved Southern
College. We realize how many
wonderful friends he had there,
and we thank you for your
friendship. He spoke often this
year that though he missed
home, he was still happy there
and having a good year.
Scott was a wonderful son
and brother. He brought us so
much joy and happiness and we
are so proud of him. It has been
said that:
Some people come into our
lives and quickly go.
Some stay for awhile and leave
footprints on our hearts,
And we are never, ever the
We look forward with bless-
ed hope to that great Resurrec-
tion morning when once again
our family can be complete.
Most Sincerely,
The Yankelevitz Family
The worJeT
is waiting
Bean
exchange
student.
International Youth
Exchange, a Presidential
Initiative for peace, sends
teenagers like you to live
abroad with host families
Go to new schools. Make'
new friends.
If you're between 15
and 19 and want to help
bring our world together,
send for information.
Write: YOUTH EXCHANGE I
Pueblo, Colorado 81009
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STAFF
Editor
Assistant Editor
Layout Editor
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Typsetters
Photographers
Sports
Reporters
Ron Aguilera
Michael Battistone
Melanie Boyd
Gart Curtis
La Ronda Curtis
Russell Duerksen
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Moni Gennick
Dennis Negron
John Seaman
Bob Jones
Steve Morris
Jay Dedeker
Lynnette Jones
Pam Steiner
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovalski
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
Randy Thuesdee
Lori Heinsman
Norman Hobbs
Joni King
Rob Lastine
Lori Selby
J- T. Shim
Brent VanArsdell
Cindy Watson
Jack Wood
Dr. Ben McArthur
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The Southern Accent is the official sti
College and is released each Thursday *
and exam weeks. Opinions expressed in letters and b^liaed^niclw are
the opinion of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions
of the ed.tors. Southern College, ihe Seventh-day Adventist church or
the advertisers.
Korean Orphans. .
Holt Service worker, accom-i
panied Mark to Memphis. This
flight was not as easy i
previous one with the forty-
eight women wanting to help
out, and they found themselve
going non-stop the whole trip,
trying to care for the orphar
Upon arriving in Memphis
Mark had spent twenty hours
with the babies and found
himself too excited now
to sleep. TV 5 was at the airport
to film the parents with their
children along with Mark a
Mrs. Anthony, Mark informed
his co-escort he was nol
ready to be filmed after M
hours of being "slobbered."
"Watching the parents receive
those babies made the trip very
rewarding," Mark said. "It has
been like a dream come true or
like a good movie."
Mark will return to Korea in
February. He credits all of his
experience to God and feels
that there is surely more t
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Reflections
Christians Are Just Forgiven
Melvin Campbell
I have little or no use for
messages on bumpers or tee
shirts! I would like to give
messages to the world either of
my religious faith or politics in
more subtle manner. Now
mind you, I do not fault one's
belief system, but 1, in general,
do not care for it to be written
e shirts or bumper stickers
for me to read. Yet once in a
while there comes along a
thought glued to a bumper that
; lots of value. For me that
:e in a while has been once
n my lifetime-which by the
way encompasses the entire
listory of bumper stickers.
The message was simple,
written in blue, glued to the
left-hand side of the rear
bumper— "Christians are not
perfect; they are just forgiven."
When I read that on a bumper
iticker of the car ahead I almost
lonked without having been
o do so. Whoever thought
)f that short phrase must have
in a theologian, although I
sure that the originator
uld immediately give both a
tten and oral disclaimer to
such a title.
Allow me to digress for a
moment. Being a theologian, or
I should say admitting to being
one, can be very hazardous to
one's well being. In fact,
theologians are an endangered
species at the present time in
conservative religious com-
munities. By theologians I refer
to those who have formal train-
ing in ways to think about God.
the
of
theologians as well, but we just
don't like to admit to such a ti-
tle. Yet we all theologize all the
time, usually functionally but
seldom formally.
I side track easily—let me get
back to the message--"Chris-
tians are not perfect; they are
just forgiven "-which I think is
a very profound theological
concept.
Indeed this may be the very
thing that sets off Christians
from non-Christians-
forgiveness. We all know, at
least I have a pretty good idea,
that Christians are not perfect.
Unfortunately, all Christians
are not forgiven either, which
I suppose, makes them Chris-
tians in name only. Indeed if
you are in Christ you are a new
creature and to me that involves
being forgiven.
I think that we are afraid of
forgiveness! I really do. There
is always the notion that if
forgiveness is too easy then one
will go out and sin again and
again only to be forgiven again
and again. Will repeated sins be
forgiven again and again? I will
allow the Scriptures to speak
for themselves on that point.
The Scriptures certainly do not
condone a sinful life, but they
do give the assurance that sins
will be forgiven and that is that!
To think that forgiveness comes
cheaply is not to understand the
forgiveness of God and the en-
tire plan of salvation including
the death of Jesus. To obtain
forgiveness is such a simple
thing to do or rather to attain
from God. Yet we at times por-
tray God as saying "I forgive
you but. . ." I think that Jesus'
dealing with Mary is a model of
forgiveness for us. Christ told
Mary that her sins were
forgiven— it was an uncondi-
tional statement. He also told
her to go and sin no more, but
that exhortation for the future
had nothing to do with the
forgiveness of her past sins.
Nor may have it erased the
social, physical, and emotional
consequences of her sins. But
never mind, she was sinless
before God. And that was good
news for Mary.
I mentioned before that we
are afraid of being forgiven. I
am not quite sure as to the
reason. But it may be tied up
with the idea that once
forgiveness has taken place we
are free. This freedom then
means that we can go about sin-
ning willy-nilly and always ex-
pect to be forgiven again. The
idea of a church full of carnal
Christians frightened those of
us who run churches. So the
"you are forgiven but. . ." doc-
trine continues in our thinking.
Yet it is this very mental
freedom of having sins forgiven
without any reservations on the
part of God of deeds on our
part that sets the Christian
apart in this world and the
A few months ago I was driv-
ing the car to Chattanooga,
contemplating forgiveness
when the concept seemed to
come home in full force that I
was forgiven, and since this was
the case I was free. In fact I
shouted it out loud right there
in the car on the other side of
Missionary Ridge. Here is what
I said: "I'M FREE, I'M
FREE!" I said it twice with the
exclamation mark. No matter
what other people thought or
surmised or speculated or voted
or gossiped, I was free and
forgiven. Or rather I was
forgiven and then free.
No, I have not gone out and
purposely left a trail of sins to
be enjoyed and then forgiven.
But I have been thinking a lot
more about the life, death, and
resurrection of Jesus and what
forgiveness. I really can't quite
figure out just exactly how it all
works, but I am accepting it
and enjoying freedom.
By the way, if you find any
of those "Christians are not
perfect; they are just forgiven"
bumper stickers, I would like
two of them. One for the
bumper of the car and the other
for the inside on the dash. It is
one thought that merits oft-
thinking.
(Melvin Campbell is a Pro-
fessor of Education at Southern
College and is a forgiven
■ Boskind White Presents Workshop On Bulimarexia
I Bulimarexia was the subject
I of a one-day workshop held
I this week at Southern College
I of Seventh-day Adventists.
I Dr. Marlene Boskind White,
lof Freeville, New York, spoke
■ Tuesday (November 27) to both
■students and guests for the
■presentations sponsored by the
fctudent Health Service in
Cooperation with Student Ser-
vices. Dr. White earned her
Ph.D. in counseling at Cornell
University in 1977.
As a practicing
psychotherapist, Dr. White has
been involved in research and
treatment of eating disorders
for more than seven years. She
has published a number of ar-
ticles on this subject as well as
co-authoring a book, Bulimar-
exia: The Binge/Purge Cycle.
Dr. White discussed the trend
of this increasing problem.
"The fact that 95 percent of in-
dividuals with eating disorders
are female has much to do with
the relevant cultural and
psychosocial pressures that are
put on young women today,"
she said. "Women are expected
to be skinnier and to be able to
fit into the style of clothing
worn today. Only a small
percentage of women can look
like the models without being
anorexic.
Many women have discover-
ed purging to be an easy way to
control their weight, without
realizing the adverse effects it
plays on the whole body, accor-
ding to Dr. White. She outlin-
ed three levels of Bulimarexia.
Most women personally af-
fected see this initially as just
another weight control
They only purge on
where they have
overeaten to the feeling of
discomfort.
The next stage is more severe.
Food becomes their central
focus in life. They become ir-
responsible. Gorging
themselves and then purging
becomes an everyday thing
when they realize they can get
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New York City Has Everything!
A Student's Experience in the Big Apple
D
La Ronda Curtis
Art? Me take Art? I don't
know anything about Art! You
say we get to go to Washington
D.C. and New York City?
Where do 1 sign up for this
class?
Until Thanksgiving vacation,
1984, 1 had been exposed to
very little art. I do remember
being dragged through a Van
Gogh museum in Amsterdam
once, but I had no idea who he
was. No I don't want to spend
all this time proving to you that
i was really ignorant on this
subject; I think you get the
point. What I do want to get
across to you is that I am not
quite as ignorant now because
I took "Art Appreciation" and
found that art can be in-
teresting. Now I wish that I
could go back to Amsterdam
and check out that Van Gogh
museum again!
On the night of November
18, our art class loaded on the
bus. We all said goodby to
family and friends, and asked
them to remember us during
Thanksgiving dinner. Everyone
on the bus was excited and the
noise level was quite high for
the first fifty miles, then the
overhead lights gradually fad-
ed and everyone slept or rested
uncomfortably. 1 managed to
sleep pretty well, and it seemed
like no time had passed when
we were in Washington, D.C.
We all looked pretty charm-
ing after being on the bus all
night, so we showered at
Takoma Park Academy and
rushed off to our first museum
tour. We were only going to be
in Washington, D.C, for six
hours, so there was no wasting
time! Since we were scheduled
for two museums, the Hirsh-
horn and the National Gallery
of Art, during that short stay,
we really got a good taste of
what we would experience each
day on the trip. The other days,
however, were not so packed
with travels and museums. We
had plenty of time to see
anything we wanted to see in
New York City.
As we visited each museum,
I began to recognize some of
the names that our teacher, Mr.
Garren, had told us about. It
started to get exciting, because
I felt like I was learning
something. Now Mr. Garren,
he is quite the professional New
York City Tourist. The art
group has been going to New
York for fourteen years, and he
has only missed two of those
years. Whenever I wasn't sure
what to do, I would stick with
him, because he was always
taking groups out to do
something interesting.
One of the things that 1
found most fascinating in New
York City was the variety of
people. If one would stand in
Grand Central Station, he
would see just about every type
of person come through in a
matter of minutes. A lot of the
New Yorkers were very friend-
ly and helpful to us when they
saw us with subway map spread
out (typical tourist) and a look
of confusion on our faces. In
fact, once they got to talking to
us, it was not easy to break off
the conversations.
There were some sights that
were not so pleasant, and these
were the looks on the faces of
the poor people, especially the
street people. Seeing people liv-
ing in those conditions made
me very thankful for the life
that I have. It made my major
problems seem like nothing.
Well, we did see a lot be-
tween museums, but the
museums were just as in-
teresting as the rest. If I had to
choose my favorite museum, I
would have to say it was the
Cloisters. It was not the typical
art gallery. The building is not
crowded into the city like all the
others. It was more like touring
through a castle than a
museum. I really liked the
Metropolitan Museum of Art,
too. It had an enormous selec-
tion of Near Eastern Art, in-
cluding the temple of Dendur
from Egypt. Then there was the
Frick Collection. This collec-
tion was displayed in an actual
house or I should say mansion.
I think we all tried to imagine
what it would be like to live in
this house, but the dreaming
couldn't last long, since we
needed to take notes on the
displayed art. It really is dif-
ficult to say that just one place
was my favorite.
Our evenings were not spent
sitting around the YMCA, our
home for the week. Everyone
found things to do that in-
terested their individual tastes.
Some went to basketball or
hockey games, some to ballets,
some to Broadway plays, and
some enjoyed a brisk walk
around Times Square or the
ride to the top of the World
Trade Center. There was
enough to keep us very tired at
night when we sank into our
beds.
One of the most memorable
things I did in New York City
was going to the Macy's
Thanksgiving Day Parade. It
sure was cold out there, but I'm
glad that I did it once because
I doubt I will ever get a chance
to do it again.
Thanks to the hard work and
experience of Mr. Garren, we
were all informed of the best
places to go in our free time. It
was impossible for one person
to see everyting, but we manag-
ed to see quite a bit. We even
had pizza in Little Italy,
shopped the streets
Chinatown. New York iM
everything!
Sabbath morning we met in I
St. Bartholomew's Church, 1th
a beautiful old church that I
seemed quite appropriate for I
art students to worship in. The I
stained glass windows and the I
basic architecture were an ii
spiration to us as our Sabbai
School teacher, Dr. R0
Springett, pointed out their I
splendor. We had a special I
guest who lives in New York 1
City tell us about tb
ministry that the Seventh-daH
Adventists are doing in the ci- 1
ty. Overall it was a wonderful I
way to spend our last morning
in the Big Apple.
By Saturday night, we were
ready to head back to quiet
Collegedale Our spirts were
beginning to me1 u\v hile we
reflected on all the things we
had done and seen m a week's
time (not to mention our ex-
haustion). It was a worthwhile j
trip for me because I received ]
school credit; I sot to visit a
place I'd never been before; 1
learned about different cul- {
tures; I learned about different |
people; and I know much more I
about ART!
Diana Green Honored by HSI
Lori Selby
How does learning to read
under a bed sound? Rather
fun? How about hiding under
that bed during Arab-Israeli
shelling? Both were part of
Diana Green's, presently a nur-
sing student at Southern Col-
lege, entry into formal educa-
tion. Actually, "formal" isn't
really an accurate description,
From first grade through high
school Diana has studied in
Ethiopia, Lebanon, Cyprus,
the U.S., Austria, Kenya. The
majority of her schoolwork and
her graduation in May of 1983
have been through Home Study
International, headquartered in
Takoma Park, Maryland. Be-
tween wars in Jordan and
Lebanon, and evacuations to
Ethiopia and Cyprus, Diana
developed part of her unique
outlook, "Sure, I was scared
for my life. But it turned out to
be a blessing. I realized my ut-
ter helplessness. When you
recognize that being scared does
no good, you depend on the
^ Lord in a very real way."
™ Diana completed 8th grade
and part of 9th grade in Atlan-
ta, then headed out for Kenya
with her family. There she tack-
led Algebra, Literature,
Geometry, History, and typing
all by herself. Imagine what the
postal system may have thought
about the frogs and grasshop-
pers she had to dissect for
Biology!
Diana studied at a German-
speaking school in Austria for
11th grade, then finished 12th
by home study. Throughout she
made straight A's except for
one B in English Literature.
Diana has been chosen as
Home Study International's
Graduate of the Year. She has
also been recommended for
recognitions as Graduate of the
Year by the national Home
Study Council, an association
of 75 accredited member
schools in the United States.
For this she will receive an
expense-paid trip to
Washington, D.C. to attend a
Congressional reception at the
Capitol.
When asked how she felt
about receiving the award,
Diana said at first she felt
shocked and underselling, then
excited. Also at the Capitol
reception will be Diana's
parents, her senator, and
congressman.
Professor. . .
ding which small molecules a
similar to which others, and J
they provide coordinates need- j
ed for the prediction of
numerical values of properties.
The Chemical Conference re-
port will present hundreds of
predicted properties of two- J
atom molecules, (for example.
how far apart the nuclei are).
Scores of these predictions have
been confirmed.
Many Southern College stu-
dents have participated in the ,
research on periodic systems, i
Their research has b^
published worldwide. Sc.entisM
in Canada and in several Eur£
pean countries have also maoc ,
contributions.
ATTENTION SCHOLAR*
Don't throw away those ^
papers you worked ,oM*
The Writing Committee tb
again sponsoring «s 0f
Writing contest. » ,he
$75,S50,andJ25w,le^°fotl
top three papers- L „„.
more information on the
test next semester.
'M90.5 Completes Classic Celebration
Non-commercial, fine arts
[radio station FM90.5 WSMC
successfully completed its
■Classic Celebration. The
"celebration" is the public
station's annual on-air
Ifund drive to generate financial
fupport from its listeners for
Bhe coming year.
The Celebration concluded at
n., Tuesday, (November
1984), exceeding the
fc30,000 financial goal. The
inal tally of listener support
*s $35,177. This will allow
490.5 to continue broad-
isting the public radio pro-
ri-state area listeners
me to expect.
ral manager Olson
erry says, "We plan to enlarge
our classical library with new
subscriptions to the Deutsche
Grammaphon and Philips
record companies. This will
help reduce the nicked, scratch-
ed and warped records in our
library."
FM90.5 WSMC is funded by
four sources: Southern College;
its licensee, the Corporation for
Public Broadcasting; program
underwriters; and listener sup-
port. "It's really exciting-a
special thrill— to place a great
deal of trust in our listeners and
volunteers and see them come
through beyond what we ask-
ed," Perry says.
Additional support from the
station's listeners is accepted at
any time during the year. In-
creased listener support would
help FM90.5 improve upon the
public radio outlet for the
greater Chattanooga commun-
ity.
FM90.5 is the oldest non-
commercial radio station in
Chattanooga-on the air since
1961 . In the next few weeks, the
station plans to move into new
studios.
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A box of Hallmark cards
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loved ones and friends.
As a gift, or as an addition
to your own collection of
memories, this beautiful
ornament conveys the true
spirit of Christmas with the
look of sparkling crystal. $6.00.
^
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Away From Campus. . .
Ex-cons likely to be cons again
The Justice Department stated Sunday that of the prisoners
releasd from prison more than a quarter of them return to prison
within 2 years and nearly a third are back within 3 years. They
received these figures after a study of 14 selected states. Infor-
mation from nine of these states showed the biggest majority
returned during the second half of the first year of release. The
Bureau of Justice Statistics stated it is "Suggesting the need for
maximum post release correctional support" during that period.
Gambler involved with drug ring and prostitution
William Condon Graham, a gambler who was shot to death
2 months ago by his ex-wife, wsa involved in more than gambl-
ing. The 67-year-old professional gambler was also invloved in
organized prostitution and is suspected in having ties to a drug
ring called "The Company." At the time of his death, Graham
was under a Memphis federal indictment on charges of extortion
and arson in an alleged conspiracy to destroy competing vending
machine businesses in west Tennessee. His criminal record span-
ned about 20 years.
Deficit on Top
Treasury Secretary Donald Regan and two Republican Senate
leaders agreed Sunday that reducing the deficit, including cuts in
defense spending, must take precedene over tax-system overhaul
when Congress grapples with federal finances next year. Appear-
ing on This Week With David Brinktey on ABC-TV, Regan said
"Deficit reduction is by far the most serious problem facing the
administration", and the Congress Senator Leader Robert Dole
stated on NBC-TV's Meet the Press,"We don't want to throw
out a tax bill on the floor until we've had some, action."
Gas Leak
Poisonous gas spewed from an underground storage tank in
central India early Monday morning. The result of the gas was
approximately 300 deaths by the afternoon with the death toll ex-
pected to rise. 2000 Indians were hospitalized. The gas is said to
have come from a union carbine pestiside plant.
Teacher's Strike
Teachers missed class in Chicago Monday and more than
430,000 students had the day off. The teachers are on strike for
the 7th time in 15 years. The Union and the board are to have
negotiated late Monday afternoon.
GARFIELD®
Sports Corner
Hefty's\fe Stocking
J
■X
Steve Martin
For those of you who
expecting the new sport's com-
mentary, Hefty's Bag, there has
been a slight change in plans
due to the holiday season. This
week we look at the Top 10
Women in volleyball.
But before that, I want to
answer one question that I have
been asked all week which is,
"Why are you doing your com-
mentary on this subject?"
There are two very simple
reasons why. First, 1 feel that
women do not get enough
recognition in sports at
Southern College. Secondly, to
shoot down the expanded egos
of the
off my chest, here's my top ten
women in volleyball.
1 . Loretta Messer
2. Robin McClure
3. Darla Jarrett
4. Melanie Boyd
5. Raqual Revis
6. Patty Wycoff
7. Audrey Gibson
8. Karen Schwotzer
9. Pauline James
10. Nancy Holness
In ranking these top ten
women, I discovered something
very interesting. The top two,
Messer and McClure, played on
their public high school volley-
ball team. In view of women's
"wanna be" sports status in sports, in some of our
schools, is there a lesson to be
) say, most men feel learned here? The rest of the
Oman's only place in top ten women and many I
the bleacher, cheering have not mentioned, are fine
ictory, athletes and this sports writer
would encourage more par-
ticipation in our sports pro-
gram. Remember this girls,
there is one sports reporter on
your side. Let's not forget this
on Reverse Weekend, January
18 and 19.
jocks.
Sad
that a
sports i
thus furthering the "swelling of
one's head." This is junk. I feel
that there are many fine women
athletes here and are every bit
as important to our sports pro-
gram as the men.
O.K., now that I've got that
Volleyball
Tournament
J. Randolph Thuesdee
Steve Carlson's team, the top
seed in the tournament, emerg-
ed victorious in SC's 3-man
volleyball special on Sunday.
Carlson's squad of himself,
Alex Lamourt, and Bob
Folkenberg enjoyed success
throughout the day as they
went undefeated.
Carlson began the day with
a forfeit victory over Reg Rice's
team, then defeated Bryan
Davis trio of Davis, Wayne
Goffin, and Dave Nottleson
15-6 and 15-4.
Carlson then went on to
down Rod Hartle's team 15-14
and 15-11. Hartle then dumped
Tim Tullock's team 15-5, 13-15
and 15-3 to reach the finals and
a rematch with Carlson.
Hartle, with teammates Fred
Roscher and Lori Roscher were
disapouited, though, as Carlson
earned the championship by
trouncing Hartle 15-6 and 15-7.
Hartle was the number 2 seed
Volleyball Standings
"A" League
SIGI 1984-85 is Updated
November, 1984
Computerized information
on thirteen career options has
been added to the 1984 updated
version of SIGI (pronounced
"Siggy")--the System of In-
teractive Guidance and Infor-
mation. Available on campus in
the [career planning office...]
SIGI is a career decision-
making and information system
for students that becomes more
valuable each year because of
its annual updates.
This year SIGI has added
several emerging occupations
such as INFORMATION SCI-
ENTIST, a future-oriented oc-
cupation applying computers to
the knowledge explosion;
NURSE-MIDWIFE, a modern,
specialized offshoot of nursing,
established to help prospective
mothers and their families have
their babies by the latest,
natural methods; NUCLEAR
MEDICINE TECHNOLO-
GIST; ART THERAPIST and
MUSIC THERAPIST (long-
time career interests of art and
I music students); and others.
This year you can also check
out three medical specialties
new to SIG1-RADIOLOGIST,
ANESTHESIOLOGIST and
PSYCHIATRIST. These oc-
cupations are in increasing de-
mand and are among the
highest paid medical specialties.
This year you can investigate
the difficult route to becoming
a FOREIGN SERVICE OF-
FICER or learn how to use
your language and business
skills as an INTERNA-
TIONAL TRADE SPECIAL-
IST-^ rapidly growing area of
activity of American business.
COMMERCIAL CREDIT
MANAGER, HISTORIAN,
and PRINTING CRAFT-
SWORKER round out the list
to thirteen.
You can also find out what
has happened to the high-
deamed occupations of a year
or so ago--COMPUTER PRO-
GRAMMER, PETROLEUM
ENGINEER, or the once ultra-
desirable careers of LAWYER
or PHYSICIAN. You can
check for increased salaries, or
look towards the future supply
and demand. Every occupation
has been checked for salary and
outlook changes since a year
ago.
These important additions
and those added last year-
ROBOTICS TECHNICIAN,
COMPUTER ENGINEER,
MARKETING/SALES MAN-
AGER, MEDICAL OFFICE
ASSISTANT, PODIATRIST
COMPUTER REPAIR
TECHNICIAN and others, can
give you a range of up-to-date
choices not available in any
other computerized career
guidance system.
It is worth noting that all the
SIGI occupations have been
chosen to give a wide represen-
tation of career fields of interest
to college students, college-
bound students, returning
students, and to those who have
already earned a degree. They
cover over 300 possibilities-
including six computer occupa-
tions; over 20 business or sales
titles; 13 engineering fields; in-
numerable allied health
specialities; scientific and
technical fields; and many per-
forming arts, design, and jour-
nalism options.
In addition, the SIGI system
teaches a career decision-
making method that you can
return to over and over again.
You can also use the values-
clarification and decision-
making method to explore-on
your own-occupations of
special interest to you.
SIGI gives you the oppor-
tunity to compare three occupa-
tions at a time, so that the
diferences in income possibil-
ities, outlook, security, educa-
tion needed, and more can be
readily contrasted side by side.
In fact, you can ask 28 ques-
tions for any occupation and
receive detailed, up-to-date
answers to every question. You
can check the courses and pro-
gram of study you need to take
and then decide what seems to
be the best decision for you. An
advisor is available to discuss
your plans with you.
If you have never used SIGI ,
you should try it. If you have
tried it before, come try it
again, You are changing and
growing. So is SIGI!
Team
Points
Carlson
14
Hartle
14
Howe
13
Fowler
4
"B'
East
Team
Points
Drapiza
18
Jones
12
McKnight
11
Tetter
3
Buch
3
Kay
1
"B'
West
Team
Points
Mackey
13
Chin
10
Schreader
10
Kendall
10
O'Neal
8
Lacra
4
Skywalker^s]
Alert!
J. Randolph Thuesdee
Soon it will be your time \„
take center stage. Yes, basul
ball season is just around I
corner. Sign up during registrj
tion in the P.E. center Mo
January 7, 1985.
One note of vital inters,!
concerning basketball: AH p„.l
ticipants are required, that's it I
quired, to buy a reversibj,
red/white tanktop. The reasoi
for this is simple. If you art;
very athletic person, purchask
various jerseys during lhl
course of the year, total costs
would reach $150.00 under tin
now abandoned system. Nost
Coach Jaecks has installed a
new plan; the one shirt multi-
sport mesh tank-top that would
cost $20 and could be cha
to your account. This is a;
idea. Coach Jaecks and L
pany have made a positive tin,
in the direction of an even bet-
ter intramural program.
'&K
Men, if you're
within one month of
your 18th birthday.
it's time to register
with Selective Service.
It's simple. Just go down to your local
post office, fill out a card and hand it
to a postal clerk.
No. this iS»not a draft. No one has
been drafted in over 10 years. You're
just adding your name to a list in case
there's a national emergency. So
register now.
Register. ^^^
It's Quick. It's Easy. |i§g
And it's the Law. ^
Presented as a Public Service Announcement
!/3 off:
• Art. Christmas Trees
• Christmas decorations
• Ornaments
• Garland
• Lites
• Tree stands
• Planters
• Chemicals
• Shrubs
• Fertilizer
Vi off All plants in greenhouse
Save!
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Save!
Collegedale Nursery
1 Industrial Dr.
Collegedale, TN
on the campus of Southern College
396-3102
December Is. . .
Grundset
H 'Otherwise drab buildings
Riddenly emblazoned with
gghts, swaths of red and green,
geometric trees, and stylized
packages; homes exuding
s odors of baking
^B)okies, cakes, pies, and breads
^Rome braided and frosted to
Hw heights of lusciousness);
^BMusic filling the air: carol
^figs, cantatas, oratorios
^Buntless renditions of The
^mssiah), candlelight services
^ffiich inevitably include three
^mle boys dressed in bathrobes
Km cardboard crowns march-
^Rbravely up the central aisle
WE the church singing lustily,
^mfe Three Kings of Orient
Are;'"
H*At SC: the mall tree lighted,
^Bristmas Band Concert with
^R "true" Santa and his elves,
^Hted candles in the windows
^■Wright Hall, term papers
^ffij projects all due, final ex-
aminations followed by the
^Bcember graduation, the end
Hthe first .
■ *Tree-lighting ceremonies in
^fialls and shopping centers,
^Rristmas trees in front win-
Bws of homes, in lobbies of
pranks, in hallways, in all sorts
B1 unexpected places-even
mspended in the air; mantles
^ftcorated with snow scenes,
Bridles surrounded by holly
Ranches and angel's hair, cards
Bsplayed imaginatively on
Halls and doors, wreaths and
^Biristmas brooms on outside
Hors, and yard lights all tied
up with red ribbons;
•Tableaux, manger scenes,
parades, Santa Clauses
everywhere (how do little
children really know?), parties,
travelling home, crowded air-
ports and shopping malls--but
through it all a spirit of
friendliness, cheer, and
neighborliness that you don't
experience at any other time of
the year;
*Time to wish everyone a
very Merry Christmas!
Bulimarexia. . .
rid of the food so easily. The
three purging methods that are
used are: fasting, vomiting, and
self-induced diarrhea.
"Finally when this habit
becomes their lifestyle, most in-
dividuals have caused irreversi-
ble damage to their bodies and
have been in and out of mental
hospitals for therapy a few
times," said Dr. White.
In a recent survey appearing
in Glamour, out of 33,000
women polled, 15 percent relied
upon forced vomiting as a
dietary measure. Dr. White em-
phasized the importance of
educating young women on the
many long-term problems that
occur from eating disorders.
The workshop provided that
knowledge not only for the
students of Southern College
but also for the 42 registrants
who attended the workshop.
Seventeen of those attending
were interested health service
personnel and college staff
from the local universities.
Senate Meets for Last Time
Sheila Elwin
The last senate meeting of the
semester was held Monday
night at 8:00.
Senator Yapshing's devo-
tional was followed by the S.A.
Treasurer, who informed the
Senate that most of the depart-
ments are remaining on or
under budget and things look
good on the whole.
After a break for the year-
book picture, taken by Pete
Prins, President Shim presented
a report from the AIA presi-
dent. The latter wishes to know
S.C.'s general opinion about
intercollegiate sports. Because
of the great expense and travel-
ling involved, Shim will obtain
more information from AIA
before the constituents are
polled.
Next, a review of the S.A.
Constitution brought about
changes in the pre- requisites for
the position of senator. Sug-
gested is that a student may not
run for senate unless he has ob-
tained at least three hours of
on-campus credit from South-
ern College or five hours of
credit from another college.
This will be brought to the stu-
dent body for vote at the next
S.A. chapel.
Senator Gershon, represen-
ting the Orlando campus,
graduates in December and will
be leaving. The responsibility of
filling a vacated seat belongs to
the president, so Shim ap-
pointed Ed Santana to precinct
19 for second semester.
After a reminder about
voting for Senator of the Year
by Chairman Palsgrove, Senate
adjourned at approximately
9:30.
GARFIELD®
The rampaging typhoon
that smashed Guam on
May 22. 1976 isn't on the
front pages anymore. But
it will be a long time before
the people of Guam forget
it And it will be a long time
before Red Cross forgets it
Because we were there , too.
Believe it or not. Guam
was only one of 30.000
disasters in the last 12
months where we were
called on for major help.
Which is the reason our
disaster funds are disas-
trously low. And an impor-
tant reason why we need
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A special Christmas exhibit en-
titled "Traditions of a Vic-
torian Christmas" wiJl be open-
ing to the public on Tuesday,
December 4, 1984, and will last
till December 28 at the Houston
Antique Museum on 201 High
Street, Chattanooga. Many of
the objects at the Houston are
Victorian and many pieces
which have never been
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ing the Christmas season.
Those objects consist of period
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The address that follows is for
those who may be interested in
contacting The Baroness Cox.
Lady Cox visited our campus
recently and several students
were interested in her work.
The Baroness Cox
c/o The Foundation
Endowment
611 Cameron Street
Alexandria, Virginia 22314.
As General Sabbath School
Superintendent of the Col-
legedale Church, I want to ex-
press my appreciation to the
students of Southern College
for the blessing you have
brought to the Sanctuary Sab-
bath School this semester. Your
presence each week as well as
the enthusiasm of your leaders
has added an irreplaceable
dimension to the Sabbath
School program. We look for-
ward to continuing this rela-
tionship with you when you
return to school in January.
Remember, the Sanctuary Sab-
bath School would not be the
same without you. If you have
any suggestions for improving
this Sabbath School, please
send them to either the church
office or the chaplain's office in
the Student Center.-Jesse
Cowdrick.
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Alumni: The Alumni Associa-
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tempting to update its mailing
list for future correspondence.
We would appreciate all alum-
ni sending in their current ad-
dress, phone number and date
of graduation so that we can
furnish information regarding
Alumni Homecoming 1985,
April 19-20. Alumni Associa-
tion Takoma Academy, 8120
Carroll Avenue, Takoma Park,
MD 20912.
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the holiday season is upon us,
we need to prevent financial
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budgets. Consumer credit
counseling--a free service of
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December 7
Saturday
December 8
Monday
Thursday
December 10
December 13
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8:00 p.m.: Music Program
Church: Christmas Program
7:30, 10:00 p.m.: Humanities series
Christmas Party night
Semester Exams begin
2:00 p.m.: Nurses Pinning
4:00 p.m.: Commencement
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Volume 40, Number 13
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
January 17, 1985
tichard Reiner Accepts Post at Florida Hospital
Brent Van Arsdell
H Richard Reiner, formerly
^Ece President of Finance at
nuthern College, officially left
e employment of SC January
a begin work as a vice presi-
bt of Florida Hospital. He
>rked for SC for almost eight
s before deciding to accept
i opportunity to work in the
care field.
er, 38, is a graduate of
College in Lincoln,
[ebraska. He worked for the
pte of Nebraska for several
i before he came to what
i then Southern Missionary
liege.
Reiner leaves Southern Col-
: with no hard feelings.
Bny of the administrators
wished that he would stay. Ken-
neth Spears, who replaces
Reiner said, "It was a very cor-
dial parting. In my four and a
half years as associate, I found
him to be a super manager-
dynamic and very business-
wise. I hate to see him go. I
wasn't looking forward to tak-
ing his job."
Ron Barrow, Vice President
for Admissions and College
Relations said, "For a young
man whose prior experience
was non-denominational. . .he
quickly learned and adapted to
the uniqueness of denomina-
tional finance."
Reiner, in a telephone inter-
view commented, "This is a
Lenneth Spears Becomes
Ice President for Finance
IKenneth E. Spears has been
pmed Senior Vice President
■ Finance at Southern College
' Seventh-day Adventists.
[Mr. Spears replaces Richard
, who is joining the ad-
b'nistrative team of Florida
lospital in Orlando as a
^Meneral vice president, after
Bght years at Southern College.
HA Texan by birth, Mr. Spears
Hme to Southern College in
B63 as director of student
fiance. Over the past 21 years
| has also held the posts of
liege manager, dean of stu-
£ nt affairs, director of admis-
_... - and records, and, most
Recently, associate business
nanager.
| "Ken brings to the office of
e president for finance an in-
s knowledge of the college
11 as a broad base of ex-
perience," stated Dr. John
pagner, in his announcement,
e executive committee of the
Card of Trustees made the ap-
ointment, effective January 1 .
I Following military service in
the U.S. Navy from 1944 to
1946, Mr. Spears studied ac-
counting at Southwestern
Business College in Houston,
Texan, for a year. For the next
15 years he was employed in
Houston by Mayes Brothers,
Inc. He married Mildred
Lorene Bates in 1947. She is a
kindergarten teacher in the
Chattanooga City Schools.
Their three children, Susan
Loor of Denver, Colo.; Steve
of Sacramento, Calif.; and
Karen Lippert of Orlando,
Fla., were all born in Houston.
While on the star at
Southern College, Mr. Spears
completed a B.S. degree at the
college in 1966, and an M.B.A.
degree from Middle Tennessee
State University in 1973.
Mr. Spears has been a
member of the Brainerd
Kiwanis Club for 14 years. He
is currently a city commissioner
for the City of Collegedale. As
a member of the Collegedale
Seventh-day Adventist Church,
he chairs the church finance
committee.
very exciting time of my life.
I've worked in government,
education and now health care.
I look forward to the challenges
and opportunities of working
through problems and turning
them into improvements." As
a vice president of Florida
Hospital, Reiner will be in
charge of risk management, pa-
tient relations, environmental
services, systems management,
material records, medical
records, social service, hospital
licensure, the parking garage,
and safety and security.
Ken Spears said that there are
no plans to replace the staff
position that has been vacated.
Robert Merchant, Treasurer,
Albert
Menard
Anderson
Lecture
Series
Commences
The fourteenth annual E. A.
Anderson Lecture Series begins
tonight, 8 p.m., at Southern
College of Seventh-day Adven-
tists with a presentation by
Albert L. Menard, executive
vice president of Health Stream
Corporation of Chattanooga.
The ten-part series will be
held for the first time in the
multi-discipline classroom
building, Richard Brock Hall.
The E. A. Anderson Business
Seminar Room is located on the
third floor.
Al Menard's topic is "Auto-
mation, Management, and
Labor: Why Is There such Con-
flict?" His lecture, free to the
public, will be followed by a
question and answer period.
For a fee, college or continuing
continued on page 2
will assume the position of
Assistant Vice President for
Finance, in addition to keeping
his current position.
Reiner's wife, Lynnet, said
that Collegedale has become
home even though she didn't
think it would when they first
moved here from the Midwest.
Lynnet, and the three chil-
dren-Anthony, 9; Timothy, 6;
and Heidi, 2--plan to move
from their house at 9522
Heathwood Drive to Orlando,
Florida, sometime in February.
Mrs. Reiner, also a graduate of
Union College, has taught
English and worked for the
Alumni Office of SC on a part-
Chattanooga Boys Choir
Sings At Southern
College Saturday
The Chattanooga Boys Choir
wilt be heard in concert at
Southern College of Seventh-
day Adventists on Saturday
night, January 19, at 8 pm.
The program, a part of the
Artist-Adventure Series, will
take place in the Physical
Education Center.
The versatile group sings
from a repertoire which in-
cludes timeless classics and
Broadway show tunes. "Chat-
tanooga Choo Choo" has
become its trademark.
The Concert Choir is made
up of about 50 boys under the
direction of Everett O'Neal. By
the time a boy becomes part of
the Concert Choir, he has had
at least three years of musical
training, moving up from the
Orientation Choir to the Train-
ing Choir and then to the
Preliminary Choir.
The complete choir provides
musical training for more than
150 boys, between the ages of
8 and 12, from 55 schools-
public, private, and parochial.
Choir members are selected by
individual audition and
rehearse twice a week. Each
boy also attends the week-long
summer music training camp
held each year at The Universi-
ty of the South, Sewanee.
A charter member of the
Allied Arts of Chattanooga
Boys Choir, the choir was
founded in 1954. Not affiliated
with an instutition, the Chat-
tanooga Boys Choir is in-
dependently managed and
financed as a community non-
profit organization.
Admission is by season pass,
or tickets at the door: $3 for
adults, $2 for senior citizens
and children under 12, and
$7.50 for family. Students may
get in free.
Ihysical Installation of Organ Completed
Mori Selby
■ Opus 26, the long-awaited,
Handmade Brombaugh organ,
B now standing in the sanctuary
■jf the Collegedale church. Its
physical installation is complete
■^th most of the largest pipes in
place.
■ John Brombaugh, the master
craftsman who designed and
built the Opus 26, arrived on
campus January 10 to begin the
voicing and tuning process.
Tuning refers to adjusting the
correct musical pitch or con-
sonance of each pipe. Voicing
refers to adjusting the quality
of the sound produced. Each
pipe will blend with all the
others in the same rank of
pipes.
Though voicing each in-
dividual pipe is a process that
will take approximately six
months to complete, Mr.
Brombaugh is working very
hard to have one rank of pipes
ready to play for the Sabbath
services on January 19. Mr.
Brombaugh will be introduced
to the congregation at that
time.
During the coming months,
Mr. Brombaugh will also be
voicing the Opus 27, a smaller
organ built for Renaissance and
Baroque music, which has been
installed in the J. Mabel Wood
Music Building recital hall.
u
The Death of a Good Year
As 1985 came upon me I was struck by the old line "Happy
New Year" and other seemingly emotionless phrases. People
seemed to have a grand old time writing "1985" on their checks
or on the top of their letters. Ministers were happy to be able to
preach on a subject which they had more than enough material
to write on. They graced the bulletins with titles like "How to
Have a Great Year in 1985" and "Making Resolutions You Can
Keep." I watched how the people in Time Square could hardly
contain themselves until the clock struck that magical time and
they entered into a "New Year." Even the most sober sort of in-
dividual put on a smile for the stroke of midnight.
I pondered all the hoopla and wondered why people were so
happy, even eager to see 1984 pass from the scene? As I write,
I look at a caption of one of our affiliate papers that reads "A
Last Look at 1984." Why is everyone so willing to let 365 days
move behind them as history? Has it disappeared from sight?
1 suppose that there are a number of reasons why the events
of 1984 are now thought of by most people as history. In any
person there is a sense of pride that needs to be bolstered. A whole
year of fond memories can also bring with it thoughts of disaster:
a death, a business failure, a divorce. An individual will sort out
those memories that bring meaning to his mind and those that
are to be looked at as events to be forgotten. Thus, a boyfriend
may try to convince his girlfriend that a blot on his record was
something that happened way back in 1984, while in the same
breath he reminds her of the wonderful time they had three weeks
ago (also in 1984).
But what satisfaction does it bring us to know we have entered
into another year, one which will no doubt bring us similar ex-
periences? It is all part of man's attempt to bury his past. He can
once again lift his head with pride on January 1 because he has
a clean slate. I believe, however, that the great minds of the past
would tell us that our problems, failures, and hardships are to
be met and solved as they come. Thus, when January 1 comes
around, it won't be just a time when unresolved problems can
be put in the past, but the previous year will be looked back on
as a learning experience-one you don't have to be ashamed of.
I like 1984. When I hear someone say "Look to the future,
forget 1984!" I think they've just killed a perfectly good year.
STAFF
Editor
Assistant Editor
Layout Editor
Circulation Manager
Typesetters
Dennis Negron
John Seaman
Bob Jones
Jay Dedeker
Lynnette Jones
Maribel Soto
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovalski
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
Randy Thuesdee
Michael Battistone
Melanie Boyd
La Ronda Curtis
Russell Duerksen
Sheila Elwin
Moni Gennick
Lori Heinsinan
Norman Hobbs
Joni King
Rob Lastine
Lori Selby
J. T. Shim
Brent VanArsdell
Jack Wood
Dr. Ben McArthur
The Southern Accent is the official student newspaper of Soothe,
College and is released each Thursday with the exception of vacal'
and exam weeks Opinions expressed in letters and by-lined articles 2
• ■ lnion of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinion
, Southern College, the Seventh-da, Adseniist church c
Letters.
IS IT A REVERSE?
Dear Editor,
On the campus of Southern
College, there's a weekend
designated for the ladies to ask
the men out for a date. The
purpose of this weekend is not
only to acquaint oneself with
new people, but also to give the
guys an opportunity to be ask-
ed out, instead of the guys ask-
ing out the girls. Also, an exam-
ple can be set to the young men
as to how the ladies desire to be
treated. "Reverse Weekend" is
an inappropriate name for this
social event, because the male
species are lax about asking the
female sex out on dates.
Here are some examples of
how a young lady treats a guy
during Reverse Weekend with
the expectancy to be treated in
the same manner. "May I help
you with your coat?" the lady
inquired politely. "I'll take care
of the check," said the young
lady demandingly, yet softly.
"What would you be interested
in doing after the game?" ques-
tioned the woman. A time for
what makes a
reverse weekend. Ladies
the young men in
they desire to be treated.
Reverse is a change from the
norm, but under normal cir-
cumstances, most of the
Southern College men fail to
treat the women in a ladylike
manner. The guys seldom
realize that a small act means
alot in a woman's book. Just
the pushing under of a chair
makes her feel womanly, and it
also gives her a sense of worth.
Even being polite when around
friends makes a young lady feel
special and not like one of the
guys.
Because of a guys inability to
ask a girl out on a date, the girl
then feels obligated to do so.
If the young ladies usually
ask the young men out, then
where does the term "reverse"
come in? Reverse Weekend is
surely an inproper name for
Southern College's designated
weekend.
Sincerely,
Dana Austin
Enrollment
Stable
Moni Gennick
Spring Semester at Souther.
College has started off with a,
enrollment of 1453. This i'
below last semester at this %;
last year. However, with on,
week left to go in late regjslrl.
tion, the college is expecting l0
match last year's total.
Registration for second
semester is allotted only half n,
time scheduled for fall registrj.
tion , taking up only one cL, ,,
stead of two. This is due to'jj
fact that most students hid
already preregistered in the lat-
ter part of fall semester.
"I was through in twenty
minutes" stated a junior. "\k
nice that the advisement it
taken care of ahead of time."
Series.
education credit is available to
those attending the series.
At Healthstream Mr.
Menard focuses on operational
aspects, including finance, in-
formation systems, accounting,
and planning. Previously, he
was with Wellington Industries
in Madison, Georgia, as chief
financial officer, was U.S. con-
troller for MacMillan-Bloedel
Building Materials in Atlanta,
and was chief financial officer
with Southern Foundry in
Chattanooga.
Prior to migrating to the
South, Mr. Menard was chief
financial officer with Bradford
Trust Co., in New York. He
worked in Citibank's Money
Market Division and also
Citibank's corporate planning
department. Before that, he
was business planning manager
for ITT Data Services. He also
served with IBM's Advanced
Systems Development Division.
He has taught high school
chemistry, physics, and math.
He and his wife, Marcia, have
four children.
The 1985 E. A. Anderson
Lecture Series, presented by the
Division of Business and Office
Administration at Southern
College, is scheduled for n
more Thursday evenings
through April 18. Further in
formation is available by con
tacting the series director, Dan
W. Rozell, at 615-238-2754.
Qe^w^ul
CLOSED OOfjRS
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Who's Who
Recognizes
34 SC
Students
The 1985 edition of Who's
Who Among Students in
American Universities and Col-
leges included the names of 34
outstanding campus leaders at
Southern College of Seventh-
day Adventists.
The following students were
chosen on the basis of academic
ach
rvice to the
community, leadership in ex-
tracurricular activities, and
potential for continued success.
They join others selected for the
honor from over 1,500 institu-
tions of higher learning.
Valerie Jo Boston
John Brownlow
Gary Burdick
Rob Clayton
Janice F. Couey
New Collegedale Pastor
Arrives
Melanie Boyd
The newest addition to the
pastoral staff of the Collegedale
Seventh-day Adventist Church
has arrived. Elder Ed Wright,
his wife Marilyn, and their two
sons Nolan and David have
come to
Central Church in California.
He has served for eight years as
the Pastor of Youth and Fami-
ly Ministries to the large
1500-member Fresno
congregation.
Pastor Wright is looking for-
ward to the work that lies
before him here in Collegedale.
He will have many respon-
sibilities at the Collegedale
Donna Day
Tami Dittburner
Russell Duerksen
Susan Ermer
Tamara Friedrich
Doug Gates
Keith Goodrum
Magdalena Guraat
church, all of them concerning Stanley Hobbs
the family ministries aspect. Lorj Knarr
Pastor Wright will be leading Chrisana Joelle Leiw
out m the Family Life Commit- Frederic Liebrand
tee, working with young mar- CaroI Loree
ned couples, forming smaU Bi- Donna Lynn
from the Fresno ble study groups, and doing Glenn McEiroy
some communication and pub- Kevin Morgan
lie relations work. Dennis Negron
Pastor Wright feels that his Cheryl Reinhardt
biggest challenge here in Col- Reg Rice
legedale is the "brand new en- John Seaman
vironment" he will be working T_orj Selby
in. He wishes to be a facilitator, Kelly Stebbins
one who starts out small to rjaie Tunnell
assist in the needs and progress Dawn Warren
of people, the people of the Andrew Wheat
Collegedale church and sur- Stephen A. Wilson
rounding areas. Donna Wolbert
Deanna Wolosuk
Doug Woodruff
S
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A way From Campus
Kidnap Victim Rescued ^
Kidnap victim Amy McNiel was rescued from her abductors Sun-
day after being held for 45 hours. She was taken captive by
gunmen Friday morning on her way to school. One hundred thou-
sand dollars was demanded for her ransom. She was rescued by
Texas Rangers' John Dendy and Howard Alfred in a final
shootout near Saltille, northeast of Dallas.
Train Derailment
An express train in Ethiopia derailed white crossing a curving
bridge. One relief worker quoted rail officials as saying that the
engineer apparently failed to reduce speed around the curve, caus-
ing the seven passenger cars to derail. Four hundred eighteen
passengers were killed and 559 were injured. An official also stated
that those injured are believed to be in serious condition.
Mining Company Guilty
The Grundy Mining Company pleaded guilty for violating the
mine safety law which resulted in the December 1981 underground
explosion killing 13 workers. John MacCoon, the assistant U.S.
attorney, delivered a critical assessment of Grundy Mining's
failure to meet safety standards. MacCoon said that omission of
required ventillation partitions contributed to the building up of
methane gas that was ignited by a cigarette lighter.
Prison Complaint
Dr. Seymour Halleck, a professor of psychiatry, said that the
prison in the Nashville Unit is the worst he has ever seen in terms
of lack of availability of exercise of human contact. Halleck in-
vestigated the prison after a condemned prisoner sent a complaint
to the federal judge about undercooked meals, leaking toilets, and
the large amount of roaches. The professor's testimony was
followed by testimony from an inmate on Death Row. The in-
mate described his cell as being a place not big enough to do jum-
ping jacks. "The prison food," he said, "is so undercooked that
blood can be seen on the bones of the meat."
Long-Term Aid to Ethiopia
Cu.ju.ufrrnTUg-Uefl-
WASHINGTON-In addi-
tion to airlifting emergency
relief supplies to starving
displaced persons in drought-
stricken Ethiopia, the Adventist
Development and Relief Agen-
cy has started a long-term pro-
gram to help Ethiopians
reclaim their future by growing
food supplies on irrigated land,
according to Mario Ochoa,
ADRA deputy director.
"ADRA has voted $350,000
to underwrite plans for a three-
year program," Ochoa said.
"An ADRA agricultural expert
is in Ethiopia surveying
possibilities for a teaching pro-
gram. The costs will be tremen-
dous, but the potential is even
greater if we help the Ethiopian
people to be self-sufficient over
the long term.
"As important as the current
emergency ' relief efforts are,
what will happen over the long
term, after the plight of the
millions of starving and
malnourished Ethiopians drops
from the evening news?"
Ochoa said ADRA is an "in-
tegral part of the international
relief program that is rushing
aid to Ethiopia's displaced per-
sons. We've already airlifted
nearly 60 tons of tents,
blankets, medicines and
clothing worth nearly $500,000.
We're also shipping five large
trucks and three trailers from
Germany with 100 tons of high-
protein biscuits and dry milk
donated by people in the
Netherlands.
"Currently we're feeding
about 30,000 people, primarily
small children and their
mothers, at three locations,"
Ochoa said. "We're s'training
our financial resources to the
limit, but the people keep
streaming in, often sick with
pneumonia, tuberculosis, diar-
rhea and other diseases. The
photographs in the news-
magazines are for real.
"Some estimates put at least
six million people on the brink
of starvation in 12 of Ethiopia's
14 provinces," Ochoa con-
tinued. "The impact of that
number is hard to understand.
It is the equivalent of the
populations of New Hamp-
shire, Montana, Nevada, North
and South Dakota, Delaware,
Vermont, Wyoming and
Alaska. One figure puts the
death rate from starvation at
1,500 per day.
"As mind-boggling as the
current situation is, next year
may be even worse. This year's
rains have been inadequate to
grow crops for next year in a
large part of Ethiopia," Ochoa
said.
C
And the Walls Came Tumbling Down.
Maude Jones Hall, first occupied in 1917, was razed last week.
After the English Department departed to Brock Hall
during the Christmas vacation, the building had
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Take a Walk
Ion the Biology Trail
The College Bowl
| Michael J. Bat list one
"Jack and Jill went up the
Ihill,
|To fetch a pail of water. . ."
Or so the legend has it. But
Iwho are we kidding? As college
"ktudents, we have a pretty good
fdea why both Jack and Jill
iscended that mythical incline
r one pail of water! Had they
been students at Southern Col-
lege, the destination of their
trek would possibly have been
e Biology Trail, which has the
feputation of being one of the
pore romantic spots on
Impus.
1 Embraced by the ridges of
Vhite Oak Mountain.the Trail
s constructed in 1979 by im-
proving an old fire road. The
Department removed
Dogs and fallen trees, placed
■teps over rough terrain, dug
pitches to control erosion, and
: been responsible for
. Much of the
recent labor has been done by
Julio Narvaez, who spent last
semester clearing out summer
brush, re-digging drainage dit-
ches, repairing steps, and
destroying yellow-jacket nests.
The diversity of plant life is
typical of the Southern forests,
and Jack and Jill may well go
up the hill to fetch an Acer
leucoderme in order to com-
plete a lab assignment for
Systematic Field Botany.
In addition to students and
teachers, regional wildlife are
attracted to the flora surroun-
ding the trail; forest inhabitants
include squirrels, chipmunks,
rabbits, raccoons, opossums,
foxes, and minks, as well as
many species of birds which
nest here.
The path is easily accessible
--the trailhead lies just across
the road behind Hackman Hall
--so if ever you find yourself in
the mood for nature study, a
romantic walk, or just some
reflective solitude, then take a
hike-on the Biology Trail.
Attention
Writers!
The Southern Writers' Club
will be sponsoring a Writers'
Workshop on Thursday,
January 24, starting at 1:30 in
Wright Hall, Conference Room
A.
Dr. Richard Jackson and Dr.
Luke Wallin, both professors
of English at the University of
Tennessee, Chattanooga, will
critique the works of students
and other interested in-
dividuals. Thursday evening
will include an informal supper
meeting and a reading in the
Student Center Lounge.
Everyone is invited, but anyone
interested in having a work
critiqued must have it to the
English Department no later
noon Monday, January 21. For
more details, contact Mrs. Ann
Clark in the English Depart-
ment or George Turner.
The College Bowl began this
past Monday, January 14, with
four of the newest teams "but-
ting heads" so as to advance to
the next round. In the first
match, Kathryn Park's team
edged Mitzi Acosta's by a score
of 150-140. The second match
saw Shelly Duncan's team com-
ing on strong at the end to beat
Liz Cruz's group, 235-135.
The College Bowl is an
academic competition, in which
four-man teams compete with
each other in matches, fielding
questions from the humanities,
and trivia.
This year's competition dif-
fers from last year's in a few
aspects. Firstly, four more
teams were added, bringing the
total up from eight to twelve.
Secondly, whereas in 1984, a
team not answering the toss-up
question still had an opportuni-
ty to answer the bonus question
Begins Play
if its opponent had responded {^fc
incorrectly, this year only the ^^
team answering the toss-up
question gets a shot at the
bonus. Finally, the matches
earlier in the week were well at-
tended; more people watched
Monday's games than the
amount who watched last
year's final.
In Monday's first game
Park's team answered a ques-
tion with less than a minute left
to go in regulation and with the
score tied 140-140. She ad-
vances to the next round and
will play Stan Hobb's group,
last year's champions. The se-
cond match had Duncan's team
forge to an early 90-0, only to
fall behind 120-1 10. Then in the
last three minutes they
answered 3 questions con-
secutively making the final
score 235-135.
history Department
Plans Summer Seminar in Costa Rica and Mexico
Students who are looking for
a unique way to earn credit in
history should investigate the
recently announced travel
seminar to Costa Rica and
Mexico, July 1-25. Dr. Floyd
Greenleaf, professor of history,
will conduct the excursion.
Spaces for ten students are
available.
: Called "Central America and
jMexico: Crucible of Change,"
jthe seminar focuses on revolu-
tionary change in the United
States' nearest neighbors to the
South. The seminar will yield
three hours of credit under
either HIST 295 or HIST 495,
the department's directed study
courses which also include
credit for travel.
Both sections apply to
general education and to a ma-
minor in history. Par-
ticipants may opt for either
upper division credit,
the principal difference being
that upper division hours will
also fulfill the general educa-
tion writing requirement.
Seminar participants will
divide their time almost equal-
ly between actual meetings and
touring historic, geographic,
and cultural sites in Mexico and
Costa Rica. On the schedule are
meetings at the United States
embassies in Mexico City and
San Jose, Costa Rica.
The seminar begins on July
^ when the group gathers in
fly to Monterrey,
palla;
M,
meetings start the i
ilCO.
: day :
Montemorelos. After a day of
sightseeing in Monterrey on
July 8, the group will fly to
Mexico City for six days of pro-
bing the historic and cultural
richness of Mexico's capital and
surroundings. Among the sites
to be visited are the pre-
columbian pyramids at
Teotihuacan and the floating
gardens in Xochimilco.
On July 15 the seminar flies
to Costa Rica for more
meetings at the Adventist
Center for Higher Education-
known as CADES-in Alajuela,
near San Jose, the national
capital. Besides one of the most
pleasant climates in this
hemisphere, Costa Rica also
provides beautiful scenery
which students will see during
a half day trip to Irazu, an
11,000 foot volcano that
erupted in the 1960s and
dumped ash all over central
Costa Rica.
Cost for the seminar is
$1400. The price includes
roundtrip air travel from Dallas
to San Jose, sightseing fees,
hotels, food and lodging at the
University of Montemorelos
and CADES, medical in-
surance, and three hours of col-
lege credit. Participants will
buy the two paperbacks re-
quired for the seminar and their
own meals while on the road.
They will also have time for in-
dependent activities.
According to the brochure
explaining the seminar, Dr.
Greenleaf, seminar director,
has made over twenty ln\
to Latin America and the
Caribbean since 1962 and has
devoted his research time to
Seventh-day Adventists in these
regions.
Interested students will find
brochures and applications in
the Student Center, the
Library, and other places on
campus. Dr. Greenleaf is ready
with additional explanations.
If God had wanted
us to see the
Sunrise
He would have
scheduled it
later in the
day.
-Anonymous
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J. Randolph Thuesdee
Sitting in my room listening
to my "Frankie Goes To
Hollywood" tape lasrnight, I
suddenly remembered that this
weekend marked the arrival of
Super Bowl XIX. You see, be-
ing from Chicago and being a
Chicago Bears fan from the day
before they beat the Redskins
until midway through the first
half of their loss against San
Francisco, I was quick to
forget.
But, nonetheless, the Super
Bowl Weekend is here, and as
always, we get bombarded by
sportscasters and sportswriters
as to who will win and by how
much. Usually, since the sport-
scasters and sports writers don't
play, they're always wrong.
This year the Miami Dolphins
are playing the San Francisco
49ers, and if you know any
jokes about San Francisco and
Miami, you know that they're
calling this Super Bowl.
Jokes aside, everyone has the
inside track on how the game
will come out. Some feel that
the Miami Dolphins with
quarterback Dan Marino who
has romped through the record
books, will romp all over the
49ers. Others say that his
counterpart, Joe Montana is
the quarterback of the best of-
fense in efficiency and not
necessarily numbers in the
NFL. Thus he'll direct the 49ers
to victory this Sunday. Not
much more can be said about
Marino. He has passed for over
5 ,700 yards and 55 touchdowns
this season. He's got a quick
release, rarely gets sacked, and
owns the ability to make the big
play.
although Montana is never
.entioned in the same breath
with Joe Namath like Marino
is, Montana is efficient and
cool. Anyone who drives a Fer-
rari has got to be cool. Mon-
tana doesn't pile up the number
of yards and touchdowns like
Marino does, but the numbers
on that win column pile up, and
touchdown numbers aren't all
that make a football team. You
have got to have some defense
too. Just ask Dan Fouts. But
then again, Dan Fouts didn't
have the "Killer Bees" on his
team. It has been said that in-
side linebackers Jay Brophy
and Mark Brown must play
well against the run to stop the
49ers offense. But sometimes
those running backs, Wendell
Tyler and Roger Craig can get
into the passing lanes and go
one-on-one with the linebackers
and create some ball movement
to compliment the running
game.
Defense will win this game.
The 49ers have Fred Dean, Jack
Reynolds, Keena Turner and
Dwaine Board as their hard-
hitters, all o£ whom will try to
get to Marino before his
receivers get open. But if they
over-pursue, Marino will have
all evening long to find Mark
Clayton and Mark Duper, who
have caught 30 TD passes bet-
ween them.
Dwight Hicks, Ronnie Lott,
Carlton Williamson, and Eric
Wright are the men in charge of
stopping the Marks Brothers.
Clayton has 20 TD receptions
and Super Duper, 10. Not to be
forgotten are running back
Tony Nathan and
Jimmy Cefalo and Nat Moore.
The 49er secondary will have to
hit hard early to slow down
Marino's targets.
So who'll win? I don't know,
but some of these people do:
Charles Schnell: "San Fran-
cisco 42 Miami 38. San Fran-
cisco will win because of the ex-
perience of Montana and they
have a running game, whereas
Miami only has the passing of
Marino."
Chris Lang: "Dolphins by 3
because Dan Marino is unstop-
pable, and the 'Killer Bee's' are
back! Miami 35-32."
Tammy Ellis: "I would like
to see San Francisco win but I
think Miami will take it by 3.
Miami: 24-21."
Brad Senska: "San Francisco
will take it by 10. 27-17."
Dean Christman: "Miami by
3'. The Dolphins have the
NFL's fastest wide receivers in
Clayton and Duper. Frisco's
defense is strong, but I don't
think they can stop Clayton and
Duper consistently. Miami will
Win 31-28.
Dean Qualley: "My heart
says San Francisco, but my
mind says Miami. Marino is on
a roll. .. Who can stop him? San
Francisco is a better team but
anybody can beat anybody.
Miami by 7, 31-24."
Ryan Lounsberry: "The
decisive factor of the game will
be the battle of the offensive
lines. The team with the
established running game will
set the stage for a blazing pass-
ing game. 49ers will take it by
7, 24-17."
Steve Martin, Sports Colum-
nist: "For the first time in many
•
Basketball Begins
Steve Martin
Basketball season is under
way with 26 teams playing this
year, divided into "AA", "A",i
"B", and "women" leagues.
AA League is comprised of Five
teams: Mock, Green, Cain,
McFadden, and Acardo. A
League has 9 teams: Davis,
Wurl, Deely, Malone, Hobbs,
Wise, Greve, O'Neal, and
Selby. B League shapes up with
Sutton, Pheirim, Snider, Jones,
and Starbird. And the women
have 6 teams; they are
Klischies, Washington,
McClure, Beardsley, Hilder-
brandt and Green.
Action got under way on
Sunday night with Greve down-
ing Wurl 5145, Tunnell led all
scores with 15 points, and
Folkenberg contributed 13 for
Wurl in a losing cause. In
. Washington
blew out Klischies 51-20.
Sanders and Yapshing each led
their teams with 12 points. In B
League Jones killed Starbird
61-31. J. McElroy pumped in
16 to lead all scorers Monday's
games had. Deely beating Wise
63-50. Waller led Deeley's team
with 14 and Kamieneski hit
crucial freethrows down the
stretch to preserve the win.
O'Neal defeated Davis 71-69.
Freshman Eric Hope drilled 27
points to lead O'Neal's team.
Crone had 19 for the loosers.
On Tuesday Malone got past
Hobbs 66-62; Peets had 21 for
the winner, and Aguilera had
32 in a losing cause. And Sut-
ton defeated Jones 44-35 with
Durocher pouring in 25 points
to lead his team to victory. And
Tuesday night's womens game
had McClure wiping Green
61-35 as Messer led all scorers
with 25 points.
Next week look for the up-
to-date standing and summaries
for each game. Also, the player
of the week in each league will
be announced (to be voted on
by the sport's writers).
years, the two best teams in
football are in the Super Bowl.
Ther is no fluke this year. The
Dolphins and the 49ers have
proved that they are the best
this year. The key to winning
this Super Bowl will not be of-
fense, as everyone is thinking,
but defense. Can San Francisco
stop Marino? Can Miami's sub
par defense that allowed Pitt-
sburgh to score 28 points stop
Montana and company? The
best defense will win this game
and the 49ers have the better of
the two. But still, look for a
high-scoring game with the
game being decided by a field
goal difference as the 49ers
come out on top, 31-28."
David Smith, English: "San
Francisco by 3, 24-21. The
49ers have a strong defense and
have an excellent scrambler for
a quarterback in Montana."
Russell Duerksen: "... the
49ers defense will contain
Marino and Montana's short
yardage plays will prevail in the
end. San Francisco by 7,
35-28."
Coach Jaecks and Coach
Evans: "The majority of the
games are fixed and there is no
reasons why this should be an
exception. Take the spread.
(San Francisco by 3)."
What do I think? Well, con-
sidering this game will be
played in San Francisco's back
yard.. . and considering
Miami's placekicker is
unreliable... and considering
the last time the Dolphins
played against a good secon-
dary, (L.A. Raiders in Orange
Bowl) they lost. . . and consider-
ing the two teams have had two
Sportsman
Award
To Be Given
Jerry Russell
With the opening of the 1985
intramural basketball season,
intramural director Steve
Jaecks has announced a new
Sportmanship Award to be
given to one player in each
league who best exemplifies the
principles of fair play. The
award which is sponsored by
the Yankelevitz family and will
be called the Scott J.
Yankelevitz sportsmanship
award will consist of a plaque
with the winner's name
engraved.
The winners will be chosen as
follows: The captain of each
team will nominate one player
from their team with a final list
stop [(J
weeks to learn to
other's 'unstoppable' offend]
and considering I have pic|
the last seven Super Bowl v.
ners (what a fib!)... the 49eJ
will take it 27-24. I
Look for announcement!
concerning a Super Bowl Paj.l
ty sponsored by Hiale
Hospital. The party will be 0
pening during the game, anil
what's the best way to enjoy al
Super Bowl than with a bunctal
of friends-or enemies, depen-l
ding on which team you're for'1
The party will be held in thJ
cafe if all goes well.
The Super Bowl should tJ
very exciting again this yeaiT
Probably the worst thing about!
this year's Super Bowl is (hail
it's being broadcast by ABC.|
AHHHHH. Relax!
Rewind.
Play
"Welcome to the Pleasurc|
Dome..."
Health Club
Formed
J. Randolph Thuesdee
SC has a new club. It »•
formed for those who like 104
the same thing, the same way,
all week, every week. It is f«
those who enjoy pain ml
sweat. It is the new SC
weightlifting club, and it cot*
be for you. The primary put
poses of the club are to hdl
find weight lifting partners In
members, to set up worW
programs for beginners and*
termediates, and to prov*
materials and information 01
optimal exercise routines uj
techniques. If you want to 8»
stronger, gain a new muscuw
physique, or just tone up,™,
club is for you. For more ini»
mation cal Stan Hickman »
238-3048 or Dave Mirandas
238-3152.
going to a committee «
referees who will then vote"
the four winners. ,
On behalf of Steve Ja«J
and the intramural prog ' 'I
the Southern Accent *'s" [
thank the Yankelevitz fa* I
for their generosity and sp"1 ,1
sportsmanship. As we p
remaining games this - .
let's remember Scotty and |
purpose of the award.
Gart Curtis
This is about a trip. It's a bit
fictitious; it's a bit realistic. It
[I happened awhile ago-about
x weeks after school started...
It was one of those days
hen one feels as though one
vould rather be ahead of
>neself- To get this effect into
ny life, I decided to put all the
work that had to be done at the
noment in a pile at one end of
ny desk. (It was one of those
jiles that takes up the whole
desk, and drains into the top
drawer.) I toddled out to my
r and the next thing I knew
Mr. Ed (my car( and I were
headed for a ride through the
:ountryside on a semi-OK day.
We took off from the park-
ig lot at the speed of time.
)ver the tracks, sweeping right,
i left-bend down and right, I
aw an old familiar mill house.
t seems to me that Grindstone
vlt. was somewhere near by.
Fall-colored leaves gave us a
calico road to drive on, and
they danced in the rearpview
rs--sc'ared awake from a
sleepy, decompositional death.
I hadn't begun to get really
head yet when I passed a
litch-hiker. He had a B\ drawn
his white T-shirt with a
black marker; he had an old
rucksack on his shoulder; he
ras walking backwards and
olding his thumb out-like
hey do.
I stopped. I asked him where
: was going.
He said, "I'm just going.
ion know. . . going."
I said that well that's a coin-
idence because that's what I'm
loing.
)ff we went. We got into
ome territory which was new
e; I didn't recognize
nything.
I asked, "What's your
lame?"
"Bettered Thandead."
"Nice name," I replied.
Iventures ot
"Yea. . . thanks. I'm a
destructuralist. I came here
from Germany awhile back."
And he volunteered to tell me
all kinds of stuff like he thought
cars were a waste of money,
and that, in fact, money was
basically a waste of time-it was
how the leaders of capitalist
governments kept the masses
pacified. He told me I was a
slave of my car. (Mr. Ed didn't
like that; he missed a beat. But
Betterred didn't seem to
notice.) He told me about how
he would prefer to be alive in
Germany under Russian rule
rather than alive and running
around Berlin for an afternoon
with vitreous humor streaming
down his cheeks (paranoid
nuke talk).
I thought about that for a
few minutes, and then said, "If
I didn't have a car, you
wouldn't have a ride." He said
that he was just taking advan-
tage of my state of bondage and
servitude, and besides, he was
not in a hurry to get anywhere.
He felf sorry for me. I didn't
have anything to say for a
while.
Just about the time I was get-
ting ready to feel uncomfor-
table we were waved down by
a man with a broken Grenada.
I stopped and told Betterred to
get in the back. The new man
got in the front seat with his
brief case and pinstripes, and
hands shook all around.
"My name is Mr. Byloe
Selhigh. My friends call me
Wheeler D. I was on my way
when my car blew a hose. . .
Probably time to get rid of it."
(Mr. Ed didn't like that; he
missed a beat. But Mr. didn't
seem to notice.) Mr. Selhigh
patted the dash.
"What did you pay for this
thing?"
"You want to buy it?" It was
a question as much as it was a
°r celestial Cruise
statement that I wasn't going to
tell him. He guessed what I
meant and changed the subject
to what might as well have been
the price of salmon in Canada.
The road was winding along
through all sorts of terrains and
we passed every thing from
four or five Muslim fanatics
making their mark in an abus-
ed A-3 10 Airbus to a black man
from South Africa wearing a
frock and getting a fortune in
prize money (for his
humanitarian efforts) from a
trust fund set up by the man
who invented dynamite.
Mr. Selhigh was telling Bet-
terred about a deal he was
working on which involved the
buying of a large sum or
Duetch Marks from a nameless
bank in Panama and using it to
hire a hundred ton cargo ship
(a Greek owned rustbucket,
manned by Italians, and flying
a Lybian flag) to sail to French
Polynesia and buy bread fruit
to trade with Russians for
vodka on the black market. The
vodka would then be traded to
the Canadians for warped and
knotted fir (and a considerable
amount of hard currency). The
ship would then be scuttled
about two hundred miles off
the coast of Morroco; then
Lloyd's of London would
promptly make good (with
cash) on its insurance policy for
a brand-new 1 50 ton cargo ship
and a payload of clear red-
wood. . . if the guy ever got his
Grenada running, he might pull
it off.
Meanwhile, at a stop sign, a
man asked for a ride. I said,
"What the heck! What's your
name and what do you do for
livelihood?"
As he was getting in, "I'm
Kil A. Komy. I'm basically
unemployed for a while, but I
do some under-the-table work
for The Cousins. They have a
little business doing in Central
America right now, you know,
and I help out."
Mr. Selhigh immediately
started asking vague questions
about Nicaragua and whether
or not the Sandinistas rteed any
redwood. They talked and talk-
ed and from the back Betterred
would throw in some sort of in-
tellectual but incomprehensible
statement about how worthless
everything was. And Kil began
to eye him suspiciously.
I cruised along and gave
Ihem my two-cents worth when
I felt like it. Usually I didn't
feel like it. Bettered was stret-
ched out across the back seat; - t|
I asked him, "Hey, Thandead, ' w|
are you comfortable?"
"I'm OK. That's all."
Up ahead on the left, but
walking with his back to us,
was a man dressed in a bright
reddish purply orange jump-
suit. I slowed down to five mph
and yelled out at him, "Hey
man, do you want a ride?!" He
didn't say anything, but jogg-
ed around to the passenger side
and skipped along until Mr. Ed
came to a complete stop.
I had to think fast. I didn't
want to put Kil in the back for
fear of having a homicide right
behind my very eyes. If I put
Byloe in the back, he and Bet-
terred would drive each other
mad.
So even though I wanted to
talk to this new guy, I told him
to get in the back.
I said, "If you want a ride,
get in the back."
He had kind of a strange way
about him. I said, "Who are
you?"
He paused for a moment...
"Orange... Agent Orange..."
I thought to myself, "Oh
Half an hour later things
were pretty quite in the car. It
turned out that Kil and Wheeler
D. had known Agent Orange
before, and Betterred had
heard about him. I had picked
up a minor celebrity. Kil had
gotten to know him fairly well
in the middle sixties; apparent-
ly the two had worked together
in the jungles north of the Da
Nang Air Force Base in 'Nam."
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He had some very hard feelings
towards Agent Orange. But Kil
was helpless to do anythings ex-
cept complain.
Mr. Selhigh, it seems, had
actually sponsored Agent
Orange during that very same
Viet Cong ' 'police action. ' ' But
Mr. Selhigh seemed to be
ashamed of the acquaintance.
He was looking out at the
beautiful we were passing and
muttering about how herbicides
had just been like a commodi-
ty to him. "...I didn't know a
lot about long range negative
after-effects... and even if 1
had-I didn't, you know-but if
I had known, and hadn't done
what I did— I didn't do anything
wrong-someone else would
have taken the pie... the earth
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spinning any slower
Betterred was chuckling
through his nose but he had his
arms folded tightly around his
chest and he was pressed up as
close to the window as he could
get. He acted as if he had a real
aversion to having any kind of
contact with the Agent. There
were traces of fear and loathing
in his manner.
Agent Orange hadn't said
one word since he introduced
himself.
I swerved around a sharp
corner and caught a glimpse of
a DEAD END sign. It was
sticking out of the road em-
bankment at about a forty-five
degree angle and ivy was creep-
ing up it. I stopped Mr. Ed
when there was room to pull off
the road.
"Look," I said, "do you
guys know where you want to
go... where you want to be?"
They all thought for a mo-
ment and agreed that they
wanted to go just a bit further
along.
I said that well I had to be
getting on back because this
wasn't where I wanted to be.
"There's nothing up there, you
know..."
So they all got out and walk-
ed. They said thanks, and head-
ed up the road. Kil, Byloe, and
Betterred crossed the road and
walked on the left side,
shooting nervous, sidelong
glances at Agent Orange.
On my way back I noticed
that the ivy seemed a bit further
up the DEAD END post.
After twenty minutes of driv-
ing through all the things I had
seen on the way, Grindstone
Mountain loomed ahead. A big
concrete drainage ditch ap-
peared for a split second on my
right and it had the words
"skate tough or go home!"
spray-painted on the far wall.
Five more minutes and I was
pulling off Camp Road into the
guy's dorm parking lot.
I passed my roommate and
he yelled at me, "Hey, did you
go to town without me
We exchanged the appropriate
hand signs-you know, frjeild
ship and brotherhood, peace on
earth.
Back in my room, I had to
make a few phone calls; I look
ed under R to get the number
for Talge's front desk, 1 l00k.
ed under D to find out what
they were having at the cafe
Then I looked under A to call
the English department; i
wanted to talk to one of 'the
faculty members and see if they
could tell me the correct pro.
nounciation of 'Laude.'
$2,100-52,300. Contact Dr.
William Wohlers, Department
of History, Phone 238-2682 or
396-3220.
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Tired of studies getting in the
way of deep communication
with your wife? Spend a
weekend concentrating ex-
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and learn some techniques for
making your marriage more en-
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| lege campus. For information,
call 396-2605 or 396-2724 or
write Box 1626, Collegedale.
If you do not have a job and
need one, please come by the
Student Employment Office
and see Elder Davis immediate-
ly. Jobs are available if you are
willing to work at any job.
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Southern /fccent
; 40, Number 14
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
January 24, 198S
rM90.5 Changes Its Programming Format
iu may have noticed the
ge one of the past two
rdays. Turning the dial of
stereo to FM90.5 soon
lunch in the cafeteria, you
; aware of the fact that
d Favorites" and "The
Day Express" no longer
3n the air. Although
^B>ur Story Hour" has not
j been removed, the elimination
of the former two programs is
^fft of an overal programming
Range. WSMC now em-
Rmasizes a classical format
■Ben days a week, effective as
■ January 1, 1985.
^■Prompted by the conviction
Hal FM90.5 is a missionary
Bm of the Seventh-day Adven-
Bt Church, the station felt its
Bevious format left its listeners
^[th the view that the station's
igramming is inconsistent.
Perry, General Manager
the station, explained that
the listening audience in
lattanooge tuned out the
>ic programming on
ibbath; thus FM90.5 failed at
>e a witness to its
jteners outside of Collegedale.
Perry elaborated further:
[90.5 defines its listeners as
ig those with a specific in-
the arts." With a
isical format interlaced with
Section of brief Inspirational
isages both throughout the
Bek and during the Sabbath,
B station expects to increase
Btosure to Christian principles
of living.
■Because gospel music's pur-
Bse is to "nurture the flock,"
Bid not fulfill the missionary
Brpose of the station. Todd
Brrish, Development Director
Dd instrumental in the new
Brmat, emphasized that there
are other stations in Chat-
tanooga whose sole purpose is
to nurture. Among these are
WNBW, WDYN, and WFLI.
Parrish assures the Adventist
community, however, that they
will still be able to hear their
favorite programs. "The Voice
of Prophecy," "It Is Written,"
"Focus on Living" and other
similar programs have remain-
ed on the air.
Listeners of FM90.5's NPR
programs "Morning Edition"
and "All Things Considered"
will also find that these have
not been removed from the new
programming.
FM90.5 WSMC is the only
classical music station licensed
to Chattanooga. It is also the
oldest non-commercial station
in the area. With a listening au-
dience of approximately 20,000
in any given week, Perry and
Parrish believe that the station
will be more effective in
meeting non-Adventists on
their ground, especially the
thought-leaders of the Chat-
tanooga community.
Although the station will not
carry gospel music anymore,
Perry still sees the students as
listeners.. He expressed surprise
about how many students have
come to him and said that they
do listen to the station and will
not change their habits because
of the change.
Parrish would like to let the
students know that FM90.5 is
now playing more popular
classical music, such as
Beethoven's Fifth Symp^ny,
during the afternoons. He ilso
promises to those that may be
concerned tnat classical music
selected for the Sabbath hours
will be chosen with special care.
Senate Purchases
IScanvertiser for Cafeteria
Jon\ King
B Every year tne Senate is in
■large of using a certain
^ftrnount of Student Association
Binds for a project that will bet-
B«r Southern College. Past pro-
Bects were furnishing the Stu-
Bent Cer|ter patio with tables
Bnd chairs and furnishing the
■ibrary with typewriters.
■ Choosing the project is a
^tomplicaied task of researching
pfferent suggested ideas. Most
W the research for this year's
project was done by Senator
Bill Bass. It was his goal to finu
a project that would benefit the
most number of students. Some
suggestions were a book detec-
tion system for the library,
repairing some of the sidewalks
on the upper part of the cam-
pus, and repairing the tennis
courts, but these were ruled out
because other organizations or
departments were already tak-
ing care of these needs. Senate
continued on page
Social Vice President Lovett Resigns
Mike Battistone
Marie Lovett, the Student
Association Vice-President for
Social Activities, resigned Mon-
day evening, January 21.
Although her decision was for-
mally announced at a special
senate meeting called for 8:00
p.m. on Tuesday, January 22,
1985, the letter of resignation,
submitted to President J.T.
Shim the previous day, was ef-
fective immediately.
Reasons for this resignation
involve a number of conflicts
with the Student Association,
although not necessarily with
all of the members of the SA.
Marie felt that for her interests,
as well as those of the student
government officials and the
student body, she would no
longer be able to serve.
Bob Folkenberg, a junior
theology major and Mitsue
YapShing, a business ad-
ministration major, have been
appointed by President Shim
and approved by the Senate as
co-Vice-Presidents for Social
Activities and have been install-
Half-price Tuition
Offered to SC Graduate
Melanie Boyd
Southern College is now of-
fering a special half-price tui-
tion plan for baccalaureate
graduates who wish to further
their education by pursuing
another major, by entering in-
to a pre-professioal program,
or by wishing to update their
skills.
To be eligible for the half-
price tuition plan, one must
have earned a bachelor's degree
from an accredited college or
university and have a clean
transcript, with accounts and
loan payments up-to-date with
the college or university.
Complete applications,
transcripts, and recommenda-
tions must be turned in to the
Admissions Office of Southern
College no later than two weeks
before the beginning of the
semester for which you are ap-
plying for.
Financial aid is available for
those who might need it.
The plan applies to classes
where space is available. The
offer does not include indepen-
dent study, directed study, stu-
ed effective January 22 to fulfill
the remainder of the term.
President Shim says that the
change will not be detrimental
to the administration and im-
peril the SA calendar of events.
However, because Bob and
Mitsue are entering their offices
with only two weeks to work on
the Sweetheart Banquet, this
annual event may be delayed by
one week. The new SA officers
say that they will work extra
hours in an attempt to have the
banquet go on as scheduled.
dent teaching, internships,
private music lessons, or a pro-
gram where a tuition discount
is already in effect.
The half-price offer is for tui-
tion only. It does not apply to
lab fees, surcharges for ap-
plicable courses, dormitory
charges, or cafeteria charges.
The semester credit earned
will not apply toward the KLM
Gateway to Europe program.
Southern College reserves the
right to discontinue this special
offer with a decision from the
college administration.
Editorial
Come In From Out
of the Cold
School should have been canceled on Southern College this past
Monday. This statement summarizes the general opinion of the
students and many professors and administrators as well. When
one considers that the temperature stayed under the zero-degree
mark for all of Monday morning, then he must wonder why the
doors of this institution were not closed.
While inclimate weather will not always close down schools in
the North, the situation Chattanooga and its suberbs found
themselves in this past week proves that the South is not prepared
to handle a combination of snow, ice, and sub-freezing
temperatures. This statement is not a knock on the South, simp-
ly a fact. Because this area of the United States does not normal-
ly get this kind of weather, its leaders do not see the need to spend
exorbitant amounts of money to combat something that may hap-
pen once every five years-that is not to say that Chattanooga was
caught totally off guard, however.
The situation on this campus also proves that we too were not
prepared to do battle with Mother Nature. Upon exiting Talge
Hall that morning for an eight o'clock class, I immediately step-
ped on a sheet of ice. Most of the sidewalks were in the same con-
dition. 1 was able to avoid a fall, but other were less fortunate.
Luckily, no one was injured. Through the course of the day, I
was told that Herin Hall, the nursing building, could not be heated
properly, that many of the roads leading to the campus had ice
on them, and that certain professors stayed home because of these
roads. In effect, Southern College was not safe for one's health
on Monday-at least not until the early afternoon.
The reason for holding classes is not known to me, but if there
was a legitimate excuse, then I suggest that only afternoon classes
be held on future days that look like Monday. The school will
then have time to put salt on the sidewalks, to test buildings for
any heating problems, and to get things ready for the students.
The roads may, by that time, have thawed, and teachers may then
be able to come to work. The Chattanooga area may not ex-
perience inclimate weather like the type it had earlier in the week
for a long time, but if it should, then Southern College should
be absolutely sure that the campus is safe to attend.
Randy White:
Friend or Foe?
Randy White is known to vir-
tually every student on campus .
As the Director of Student Ac-
counts and Collections, he has
a difficult and unenviable job.
White is not a greedy ogre in-
tent on cleaning out a student's
pocket; however, rather he is an
intensely dedicated man who
cares about each individual
struggling under the burden of
financing a Christian
education.
White has held this position
for three years now and
previously was the manager of
the Campus Shop. He prefers
his current job to that of retail-
ing because it allows him to
spend more time with his wife
and children.
"Retailing involves a lot of
long hours," kWhite explained,
"and I felt I. needed ato put
more emphasis on my family."
White likes his work and
maintains tht he has never
disliked any job he has held, all
in the line of finance.
"There are at times frustra-
tions," he admits, "in not see-
ing immediate results and not
being able to do anything about
affor-
tmuall;
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It."
Students who go and talk to
Randy white and who try to do
as much as they can are not the
ones who bring the frustration;
however, those who won't
work and make an effort to
decrease their debt tend to do
that.
"It is important to study,"
states White, "but it is also im-
portant to work. One has to
find that balance in life, even
after graduation. I believe a
Christian education i;
dable for anyone who wants it
and is willing to make the
sacrifice."
White would like to advise
the students on a change in
polic regarding advances
against one's labor.
"We're giving close to
$20,000 a month in cash with
drawals, not including the 25
percent a student is allowed to
draw. With the 25 percent, it is
between $35,000-40,000 a
month, sometimes higher."
The bulk of these expenses are
not directly school expenses but
instead related to new clothes,
gas for the car, or Saturday
night dates. Because of this
fact, there is a six week to two
month lapse between when the
money is given out and when it
is returned, amounting to about
Letters. . .
Because letters addressed to the editor which are unsigned ha
come to the Accent office, the editorial staff sees the need to s«
its policy on accepting letters. The Accent does not print anyW
ter that is unsigned or signed "Anonymous." We feel thatifjfl
must make a statement about some aspect of Southern Com
then you should allow the reading audience the benefit of knoj
ing who you are.
$80,000
outstanding.
The school has decided
back on the advances it hi
been giving because it
ly appropriate to us
funds for these things wht
there are other direct
be met.
"We really do want to hd
the students," White said, "b{
we also have to realize whatoi
purpose is
household with a budget tryin
to find a way to operate
efficiently. And this is ont
It won't do it all, of cours
it will help."
White calls himself dull, b:
dedication, support,
understanding; will neer be 3ul
As one student remarked:
"He really went out t
limb for me."
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reflections
Break a Leg
Heinsman
i our way to the mall tues-
my little sister, Lisa, was
tiering away in her usual
:er-school manner. She was
tied that I promised to stop
aco Bell-a promise I made,
Lentally going through
iry shop, trying to decide ex-
ly what she was going to
buy for her. I heard
ly bits and pieces of her talk,
.va.s listening to the
dio. But I was careful to nod
d say "Uh-huh" whenever
paused for air.
Two songs later, I noticed
at the subject had changed to
ist of all the films she has
school from first to
seventh grade. As I listened be-
tween songs, I noticed one fact
that amused me for a second,
then put me into such deep
thought that I didn't notice the
radio anymore-90 percent of
the films were on the same
theme: Man stumbles, almost
falls, finds God to help pick up
the pieces.
Joni Ericson dove into
shallow water at age seventeen,
became' paralyzed, and found
Christ.
Another girl was hit by a ce-
ment truck while riding her
horse. She was paralyzed and
became a Christian.
Cathy was jogging when a
car hit her, breaking her legs.
Jesus helped her through her
struggle to run again.
My mind raced to the films
I've seen on a similar theme,
like the film I saw this summer
at vespers. ..a champion surfer
turned to drugs before turning
to God. Book stores are full of
stories about actresses and ac-
tors who tried drugs, alcohol,
and other measures before they
realized that God is their only
source of fulfillment. He is the
only One who can fill their
empty spaces and make their
lives meaningful.
Such fantastic themes are
witnesses to Christ from the
mass media. Remember The
Prodigal, the Billy Graham
movie released last winter?
That family became Christians
also. I find it very unfortunate
that these people had to go
through so much hardship
before they slowed down
enough to listen to what God
was trying to tell them for a
long time. Most of these people
knew who Christ is, but none of
them took the time to know
Him personally. So Christ just
watched and waited until they
Our parents spanked us when
we were bad. They were prepar-
ing us, caring only about the
end result-that we be good.
God also is concerned about
the end result-eternity. And he
will do everything, even if it
means sending misfortune our
way. We are fortunate as Chris-
tians. We already know who
Christ is. Let's get to know
Him personally now. Don't
make Him break you leg.
ime to Think Summer Camp!
Ronda Curtis
This last semester of school
already going by quickly. It
1 not be long until the sum-
r break comes. Most of you
k forward to summers, but
u also have that feeling inside
at says you will have to work
rd all vacation to make
>ugh money to go back to
ool: Looking for a good
nmer job is not exciting.
There is a solution!
One solution could be work-
g at summer camp. My sum-
:r camp experience has serv-
two purposes for me. I was
ing a job that I enjoyed and
itill made enough money to
t me back in school the next
When I think of summer
mp, all sorts of things come
mind: best friends, water ski-
g, hiking, great kids, pizza
irties, campfires, water fights,
miming, cold showers, staff
•rships, Walt Disney films
'er and over), and many
ier things that J can look
ck at and say, "Hey, that
was really a good summer."
This list is not given to make
the impression that there is no
hard work at camp. There is a
lot of work, but it is rewarding.
You never have a boring mo-
ment while you are at camp and
you never have to look for
friends. You also get a chance
to see how you work with other
people, especially children.
You'll have some experiences
with children that will make
quite an impact (hopefully
good ones). Working with
campers helps you to see
yourself more clearly, and gives
you an opportunity to refine
some of the human relationship
skills that we all need to
A big aspect of camp is the
spiritual side. Every kind of
camper possible will visit your
camp sometime throughout the
summer: from a conservative
SDA kid to a kid who has never
heard about Jesus. There are
numerous opportunities to help
their spiritual lives and your
own throughout the summer. It
is really exciting to see the
campers get involved with the
singing and praying at camp-
fires. Many of them decide to
follow Christ because some
staff member had taken time to
share Christianity with them.
This week and weekend is a
good time to make a decision
about working at camp this
summer. The Youth Directors
from the Southern Union have
been here to talk to those who
are interested. Even if you are
not planning to work at camp,
you should stop by the Student
Center and see how things are
going with your Youth Direc-
tor. You never know, they
might convince you to join
them for the summer. If they
should be gone by the time you
read this article, simply get their
addresses from Mrs. Rice,
Pastor Herman's secretary.
Students Again Participate
in Blood Drive
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In a heartwarming gesture,
several dozen students and
faculty of Southern College of
Seventh-day Adventists started
off the new year by giving the
gift of life. Fifty-six pints of
blood were donated last week
(January 15 and 16) to help
save lives.
The Blood Assurance
organization, which was form-
ed in 1972, is the only source of
blood to 12 hospitals in the
local area, 10 of them in
Hamilton County and two
across the state line in Georgia.
One hundred pints a day, six
days a week, is the average
needed to keep these hospitals
in constant supply. Because of
community volunteers, this
non-profit organization can
usually meet this requirement.
January and the summer
months are the most difficult
times of the year to find
volunteers, according to a
Blood Assurance spokesperson.
The Blood Assurance staff
have been coming to the cam-
pus of Southern College for
seven years, though the blood-
mobile was acquired until 1979.
This is the first year that the
college is benefiting from a new
program, whereby, if 25 per-
cent of the students donate at
least a pint of blood, the entire
student body is covered by the
Blood Assurance protection
plan. The proection also in-
cludes the group member's im-
mediate family. This protection
can be used anywhere in the
United States and extends over
a one-year period with an in-
finite amount of blood being
available for their use.
"The students and ad-
ministration at Southern Col-
lege have a positive attitude
towards giving blood," stated
the Blood Assurance represen-
tative. "The good response
from faculty and staff spills
over to the students." They are
now working toward their 350
pint minimum which provides
coverage for the 1985-1986
school year.
A total of 243 pints of blood
have been given during the
September, November, and
January two-day visits. A
fourth visit is scheduled for
April 2 and 3.
A donor must weigh at least
1 10 pounds and be 17 years or
older. Careful screening ensures
that certain health requisites are
met in order to safeguard blood
quality.
Bonnie Ley, a senior nursing
student, has given over a gallon
of blood. Other frequent
donors at Southern College are
Dr. Bill Richards, professor of
business administration, and
John Beckett, director of com-
puter services.
The donors not only beneit
from the satisfaction of helping
those who need blood each day,
and from the reassurance of
covering potential personal
need, but they also receive a
free t-shirt and are cared for
very well by the Blood
Assurance staff. Donors are
given soft drinks and cookies.
Blood Assurance staff say
they like to visit high schools
and colleges because giving .
"the gift that keeps on living" *
instills in youth the realization
that the process is easy and
relatively painless. They hope
the donors will continue show-
ing their community awareness
by donating blood through
adulthood.
James Boren is Next
Anderson Lecturer
)
"When in Doubt, Mumble"
is the title of James Boren's
presentation to be given at 8
p.m. tonight in the E.A. Ander-
son Lecture Series.
The ten-part series is being
held in the E.A. Anderson
Business Seminar Room,
located on the third floor of
Brock Hall on the Collegedale
campus.
Dr. Boren will also speak
earlier in the day, at the 11:05
a.m. student convocation in the
Physical Education Center. The
public is welcome.
Known as a humorous
speaker with a message, Dr.
Boren went to Washington,
D.C., to head the staff of a
U.S. Senator. He later served
for nine years as a senior
foreign service officer in Latin
America where he received
numero i awards for his work.
He holds five degrees, has
authored four books, and has
made television and radio
appearances.
In 1968 Dr. Boren founded
the International Association of
Professional Bureaucrats. As
president of INATAPROBU,
he presents "Order of the Bird"
sculptures to those who apply
the principles of dynamic inac-
tion or orbital dialoguing.
"Red tape is the tape that
binds the world together," says
Dr. Boren. "We bureaucrats
are not against cutting tape, as
long as it is cut lengthwise."
In 1972, Dr. Boren ran a
170-mile race from
Philadelphia to Washington,
comparing the speed of the
Pony Express and the U.S.
Mail. With a saddlebag of mail
on a horse, he beat the U.S.
Mail, some of it by as much as
eight days.
The E.A. Anderson Lecture
Series, presented by the Divi-
sion of Business and Office Ad
ministration at Southern Col
lege, was initiated in 1
through the generosity
Eugene Anderson, a Christian
businessman from Atlanta and
founder of Southern Saw Ser-
The Night of the Donkey
On February 2 at 8:00 p.m., the Student Association will be spot
soring its annual benefit. Come and watch as some of yw
favorite teachers or ministers are made fools of by donkejl
Donkey Basketball Night will cost all students three dollars Inad-
vance, three-fifty at the door.
Senate. • •
money would not have helped
speed the process of adding
them to the campus.
When the idea of a
ScanVertiser-Loma Linda's La
Sierra campus has a similar
-was suggested, it didn't
l receive a warm welcome. The
I feeling was that our campus
already had enough informa-
tion systems, such as the Ac-
icent, Chatter, and 2552. Even-
Itually, the idea was approved
Ion the assumption that the
| ScanVertiser could serve as a
f reinforcement for an-
nouncements already made and
a reminder for those who find
places, times, and dates easy to
forget when keeping up with a
busy school schedule. Also, it
would cut down on the number
of posters around the campus.
The ScanVertiser, with a five
minute read out time, was pur-
chased for $2,600. It will even-
tually be hung above the cash
registers in the cafeteria. This
seems to be the ideal spot since
most of the student body
spends some portion of the day
there.
Bill Dubois, SA's Public
Relations Director, will be in
charge of the messages. An-
nouncements similar to those
on 2552 will be shown first. The
remaining time can be bought
for a dollar per message of ten
words or less. Public messages,
such as sporting events and
meetings, and personal
messages, such as birthday
wishes, should be given to Bill
or turned in at the SA office.
For Valentine's Day, read-out
time will be devoted to special
sweetheart messages. It is
hoped that the ScanVertiser will
broaden communication, in-
crease turnout to campus
events, benefit students, and
add to the enjoyment of cam-
pus life.
Marijuana: More
Smoking one marijuana joint DailgerOUS Tlton TODaCCO
probably equal to smoking _
pack of cigarettes a day," says
Dr. Alfred Munzer, a lung
specialist from Takoma Park,
Maryland. He goes on to state
that thus far few lung disease
deaths have been attributed to
marijuana smoking "only
because marijuana as it is being
used today hasn't been around
that long."
Dr. Munzer, who is a
member of the Board of Direc-
tors of the American Lung
Association, is deeply concern-
ed about the carcinogenic pro-
perties of marijuana smoke. In
an interview to be printed in the
February 1985 issue of LISTEN
magazine, Dr. Munzer explains
why smoking marijuana can be
far more dangerous to the lungs
than smoking tobacco.
"Literally hundreds of com-
pounds are released when a
marijuana joint is lit," says
Munzer. "We don't know ex-
actly what each of these com-
pounds does, but a great many
of them are irritants to the
respiratory tract. If the
respiratory tract is irritated long
enough, precancerous condi-
tions appear that can lead to
crue cancer." The greater
potency of marijuana in recent
years has further increased the
risks involved with its use.
Not only does marijuana
smoke contain 50 to 60 percent
more cancer-causing agents
than tobacco smoke, but mari-
juana users tend to smoke
joints down to the very end to
inhale much more deeply than
tobacco smokers, which draws
the carcinogens further into the
lungs. Munzer cites tests which
show the presence of precan-
cer in the sputum of
marijuana users after only three
to six months of regular mari-
juana smoking.
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3
Hey Jer
o
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Jerry Russell
"Hey, Jer."
"What?"
"I've got this great idea for
your sports commentary this
week."
"No Heft, I don't want to
hear it. Last time 1 asked for
your help, I could have been
kicked out of school if I had
written some of that stuff."
"No, listen. This really great
stuff. Are you ready?"
"Yeah, bring it."
"Fish fighting."
"Oh Heft, c'mon. I have a
deadline. I can't be wasting my
time listening to this
nonsense."
"Just hear me out. You're
gonna love it."
Against my better judgment
I listened to what he had to say,
and I must admit, I'm sold on
the ideaT
Basketball
This is how fish fighting
works. Each participating stu-
dent would buy a Chinese
fighting fish called a beta for
about VA dollars. Two fish
would then square off in a
neutral fighting bowl. The first
fish to back off is the loser.
These fish fights, of course,
would be :he preliminaries,
after which the fish would be
ranked and put into a double-
elimination tournament accord-
ing to their ranking.
The fights would take place
in the dorm until popularity in-
creases after which they could
be moved to the Student Center
and eventually maybe we could
get Jaecks to make out a
schedule. These fights would
take the place of soccer, which
is no big deal (maybe three or
four people would get upset)
because nobody likes soccer
anyway.
minutes, bul Snider went on a tear to
put the game out of reach just shortly
after halftime. Ross Snider led all
scorers with 22 points, while Emie
Pherim chipped in 13 for the losers.
Selby 72 O'Neal 67
Selby overcame a 20-point deficit t
Wurl 86 Wise 69
Bob Folkcnberg scored 17 points and Hope' tried to'keep Vings ~cTose while
the
Henderson scored 19 points to lead
Wurl over Wise, 86 to 69. Wurl's team
had a very balanced scoring attack as
five players scored in double figures.
Roy Collins had a great game, scoring
26 in a losing cause.
McClure 55 Beardsley 29
McClure blew past Beardsley 55 to 29.
Messer led the way, scoring 23 points,
and McClure added 14 more. Peters
scored 18 in a losing cause, as she was
the only offense for Beardsley.
Q THURSDAY
Pheirim 49 Sutton 37
Ernie Pheirim's team bounces back
from a blowout earlier in the week to
beat Sutton by 12. Once again Pheirim
led his team in scoring with 14 points
while Mark Henderson followed with
1 1 , eight in the second half. Durocher
led all scorers with 1 5 in a losing cause.
Snider 58 Jones 33
Ross Snider (18 points) led his team to
a crushing defeat of Jones, who had on-
ly 1 1 points at the half. Wayne Goffin
had 13 points in helping Snider to the
victory who led throughout the entire
game. Jay Dedecker was the only bright
spot for Jones with 14 points.
MONDAY
Cain 81 Arcado 79
Guard Bob Stephan scored 20 second-
half points and Kent Boyle added 8
points in the clutch as Cain posted a
two-point come-from-behind win over
Arcado. It seemed as though Arcado
would blow the roof off the gym with
pin-point shooting from Jon Marcum,
Steve Carlson, and Dave Butler. Mar-
cum ended the first half with 16 points,
but impressive play in the middle by
Dcug Rowland and Boyle's play off the
bench kept the confidence level of
Cain's team high. Down by 18 at
hairtime, Greg Cain led his team on a
comeback. Blocking three shots and
stabbing six rebounds, Cain gave the
team the added lift they missed from
him in the first half. Defense also was
Cain's strong suit as they limited Mar-
cum to just four second half points.
Carlson was also held to four but Buder
came alive for Arcado with 15. Stephan,
however, couldn't miss, pushing Cain's
team over the top with four minutes to
play, 75-74, with a jumper from the cor-
Stephan ended with 24 and Creg
Before long everyone will
have a fish. By that time we will
have tag-team fish fighting and
fly weight, bantam weight,
middle weight, and heavy
weight divisions.
I urge everyone to join
because this is the intramural in
which you don't have to be an
athlete. Even if you're fat, buy
a fish. The determination
shown by that little guy in the
water could be all the motiva-
tion you need to drop a few
pounds.
Buy a fish and contact Steve
Martin (he's in charge) to enter
your fish in the preliminaries,
which will begin as soon as we
get a second fish.
Next week, open "Hefty's
Bag" and find Rodney Danger-
field's zebra. An insightful look
at what is happening between
the players and referees.
Deely 71 O'Neal 62
Dave O'Neal without center Paul Hor-
ton suffered their second defeat in a
row. O'Neal did get 26 points out of
Eric Hope, however, who has been tear-
ing up the league so far this year. For
Deely, Steve Jaecks pumped in 29
points, including a three- pointer, to lead
the winners. Jerry Russell followed with
1 2 points and Bob Kairu'eneski 1 1 , while
Scotty Adams played a solid point
guard with 9 points. The victory mov-
ed Deely into a first place tie with Greve
in "A" League.
Davis 86 Selby 65
Captain Jeff Davis scored 32 points, hit
four three-point field goals, and pull-
ed do'"n seven rebounds enroute to a
86-65 victory over Kyle Selby's team.
Selby's team never seemed to get it
together until midway through the se-
cond half as they committed 23 tur-
novers in an error-plagued first half that
saw them fall behind 36-19 at halftime.
Jeff Davis had 14 points, and Jimmy
Crone added 10 during the first half for
Davis while Jim Estrada paced Selby
with 10. Davis pulled away with good
play in the key from Toby Fowler and
Crone, as Selby blew their chances with
Mike Fulbright missing ni
shots. Fulbright still led his
scoring with 18 points.
Hilderbrant 42 Washington 38
In one of the best women's game so far
this year, Hilderbrandt got past
Washington in overtime 42-38. Kerry
Baker hit a jump shot with two seconds
left to send the game into overtime.
Louanne Marshall hit two timely
jumpers in overtime to win it. Dinny
Neo scored 17 to lead all scorers and
Washington scored 14 in a losing cause.
TUESDAY
Hobbs 66 Wise 65
In a thriller, Stan Hobb's team barely
defeated Sam Wise's team in "A"
League action Tuesday nigtu. Hobbs
delivered a clutch free throw with seven-
teen seconds left to play for the winn-
ing margin. One thing went overlook-
ed, though, with 48 seconds to play,
Dean Schtisner was fouled by Dave
AJonso, and in the heat of the moment,
ten seconds eased off the clock without
a soul noticing it. Mike McClung and
Ron Aguilera each scored 20 points for
the victors. With the loss. Wise drop-
Basketball Standings
"AA" League
Team Win Loss
Mock 2 2
Green 1 1
McFadden 1 1
Arcado 1 1
Cain 1 2
Mock 104 Green 58
In an unthrillei , Mock walked all over
Green in posting a 46 point victory.
Green's co-captain Iain Davis was in
foul trouble early, racking up four in
the first half. Eric Mock, paced all
scorers with 30 points. Mike Gentry and
Bob Rogers each had 19, while Bob
Murdoch added 17. Jon Miller pumped
in three 3-point shots and ended the
game with 13. Mark Murphy and Davis
each had 12 points for Green (1-1).
"A"
League
Team
Win Loss
Deely
2 0
Greve
2 0
Malone
1 0
Wurl
2 1
Hobbs
1 1
Wise
1 1
Davis
1 2
O'Neal
1 2
Selby
1 2
"B"
League
Team
Win Loss
Snider
2 0
Sutton
1 1
Pheirim
1 1
Jones
1 2
Starbird
0 1
"Women
V League
Team
Win Loss
McClure
2 °
Beardsley
Hilderbrand
Washington
Klischies
Green
Snow
Snow. It's H20 in one of its
finest forms. It's pretty basic
stuff, actually. And it is one of
the all American cliches. You
know, "of gentle wisp, and
downy flake." Let's face it,
those downy flakes are
fascinating-snow is beautiful.
Everyone appreciates it.
Even the unlikeliest people get
creative in snow. They walk
through it, and they think
about it. Profound thoughts
like, "Hmmmm. . .snow. .
.ooooh—deep," or maybe,
"Here it is, covering all of
everything," (pause for a mo-
! ment) "and then," (another
I pause) "It is so hot in the sum-
mertime. . .think of that." The
abilhy to think in the abstract
a skill that many Americans
like to believe they possess. Un-
fortunately, many Americans
uffer from delusions.
Americans, on the whole, are
very imaginative when it comes
now. We make snowballs
and throw them at each other,
and laugh. (Too bad we can't
fill MX warheads with slush
and play a great joke on the
reds.) We make snowmen and
watch them melt. (Remember
folks, school elections are com-
Sub-Freezing Temperatures
Hit Collegedale
ing up; we will get to hear and
see all kinds of verbal snowball
fighting.) We go skiing, sleigh
riding, tobogganing-and
nobody knows what all.
(Maybe the Encyclopedia Brit-
tanica knows.) Some native
Americans even build their
homes with snow.
But by the way, an American
did not invent snow. Snow hap-
pens when super-cooled con-
densation meets a dust particle.
That is, tiny particles of water,
not large enough to be called
drops, which are existing in
temperatures as low as -40F get
near a little piece of something
to cling to. These tiny bits of
water evaporate when they
come close to a dust particle
and instantly freeze around the
particle without ever going
through the liquid stage. This is
called sublimation. The
evaporated condensation
always crystallizes in a hex-
ogonal structue. That's weird.
These beautiful hexogonal
Thought Provoking Whys
Reinhotd E. Smith
Does this school or the peo-
ple who attend it sometimes
puzzle you? Do you find
yourself with questions that
don't quite seem to get
answered? The following is
some of the more popular ques-
tions that "Dear Lori" won't
answer.
Why do people who have
been driving for 50 years
become rude, pull out in front
of you even though there is five
miles of empty road behind
you, turn without using their
signals, and start driving 15
miles per hour in a 35 mile
zone? Seriously, after 50 years
wouldn't you finally get it
right?
Why do half the people in
Hamilton County drive five
miles per hour in snow, while
the other half sit in a ice-
covered parking lot, on a hill,
and floor the gas pedal? You
native Southern drivers are the
best weapon the military could
ever use. The best way to get a
"Yankee" to go home is to
drive 75 mph on ice and honk
or go five miles per hour till
Ihey go crazy and turn around
and go back'where they belong.
Why were the steps on this
campus designed for munch-
kins? Whether it's up or down,
you feel like you're going to
need charm lesons immediately.
Why didn't the school get a
two-for-one special and have
Lynn Wood Hall ripped down,
too?
Why was Brock Hall built
seven miles from the campus,
and when will CARTA start
service between buildings?
Why does the "CK" close at
seven o'clock? Where can you
go around here for a Big Mac
after seven? What is a Master-
Burger anyway? Is it the best
burger they serve? How about
a "Steak-Burger"? Have you
ever seen a bottle of A- 1 in that
place?
Why is there a two-thousand
dollar fireplace in the Student
Center that never burns?
Why do we attend school
when the wind-chill is -42 when
most of us don't have clothes
for that kind of weather?
Why do theology majors
wear clothes designed in 1967?
By the way, guys, the latest
fashion news is that wide ties
are making a comeback, better
get some thin ones.
And finally, why does the
women's dorm have brown and
blue colors while the guys have
pink and purple? And why do
the guys have to leave the
women's lobby at eight, when
the girls can stay in the guys'
lobby till eleven?
Wait one more, the word is
out that the reason we spent
half -a-mill ion on the organ is
that it will last for three hun-
dred years, as opposed to thir-
ty. We won't be here in thirty
years, will we, much less three
hundred? Oh well, something
to think about.
crystalline structures, compos-
ed of molecules consisting of
two hydrogen atoms and one
oxygen atom, come floating
down out of the clouds. Now
we all know that the unbalanc-
ed force on snow (as it is on
everything near or on the
Earth) is 9.8 Newton's (thirty-
two feet per second squared.)
But with all the friction, or up-
ward force, supplied by the at-
mosphere, it can take a long
time for those downy flakes to
land. After all, they do have a
very large area to mass ratio.
And what a beautiful ratio.
Even that master of dualism,
Rene Descartes, took time out
from his brilliant (and
sometimes misleading)
philosophical projections to be
one of the first in history to
draw and write about
snowflakes. (That's a fact.) Go
ahead, read him sometime.
And while you are trying to
understand what he means
about the difference between
mind and body (more
specifically, the difference bet-
ween mind and brain), while
you are trying to picture the I
behind the I in your mind's eye,
while you are trying to float
your mind out through your
ears, you might just pull
yourself together and go out
and thank the Lord with all of
your being for something as
beautiful and fun
Allan Starbird
The worst weather seen in
years came to Tennessee this
past week, freezing toes, pipes,
and ponds, and sending people
frantically searching for an-
tifreeze for their cars. The
minus-ten degrees temperature
broke all records for the State
of Tennessee since 1966.
Early Sunday morning a
heavy cloud cover spread over
the eastern state, leaving in its
wake 4 inches of snow.
Sunday afternoon all but two
schools in the Chattanooga
area had decided to close
because of bad weather condi-
tions. The only schools that had
classes were Southern College
and Lee College in Cleveland.
m
One radio broadcaster for
KZ-106 commented, "Those
Adventists "
Despite the opening of school
here at S.C., a few classes were
cancelled because teachers were
not able to get to the campus.
Many village students also were
kept home due to slippery roads
and extreme cold.
The inclimate weather seems
also to have affected some of
the students' sanity because
during the coldest period of the
week Mike Sinclair and friends
tried jogging in the snow, wear-
ing only shorts and tennis
shoes. They gave up after only
one lap around Talge Hall.
Classifieds
Foresight
O
Thursday
Friday
THE BEST OF BRITAIN
TOUR. Travel through
England, Scotland, Wales, Ju-
ly 9-30, 1985. Three hours of
credit (six hours with extension
to August 5). Credit may be
history or humanities (General
Education areas C-l and D-3).
Satisfies European history re-
quirement. Price:
$2,10O-$2,3O0. Contact Dr.
William Wohlers, Department
of History, Phone 238-2582 or
396-3220.
GOT A MINUTE?. ..Or an
hour, an afternoon, or any time
to spare? Family and children's
services (a United Way Agency)
invites you to join the many
who have discovered the
satisfaction that comes from
serving as a volunteer for any
of its 29 human services pro-
grams. Whatever your interests
or talents, there's a volunteer
spot that's custom tailored to
fit you and your schedule. For
755-2852 and learn about the
very exciting volunteer oppor-
tunities with Family and
Children's Services.
Remember: 755-2825 for
volunteering-you give a little
and gain so much!
DO YOU WISH SOMEONE
WOULD JUST LISTEN TO
YOU? You're not alone if you
call Family and Children's Ser-
vices for proffesional counsel-
ing, at 755-2800. Family and
Children's Services (A United
Way Agency), has provided af-
fordable confidential counsel-
ing in the community for over
a century. Whether you come
alone, with your spouse, or set
up an appointment for the en-
tire family, professional
counselors are good listeners,
they understand. 755-2800
MARRIED STUDENTS -
Don't forget the next Marriage
Encounter weekend, February
1-3 here at SC. The increased
happiness you will receive in
your marriage will be well
worth the price of a weekend
away from your studies. For in-
formation and registration
forms, call 396-2605 or
396-2724 or write to MAR-
RIAGE ENCOUNTER, P.O.
Box 1626, Collegedale.
Registration forms are also
available in the side lobby of
the Collegedale church and at
the courtesy counter of the VM.
- Sam McBride
"Is it true what they said about
Dixie?" Find out on January 30
at Hunter Museum lunchtime
lecture. ..Artbreak Speaker,
Charles Bryan of East Ten-
nessee Historical Society,
Featured in Program and Ar-
tists of the South Exhibition
Ski Trip-January 27, 1985. Lift
ticket-$20.00; Ski
rental-$13.00. Transportation
provided for first 40 people; the
rest must provide own way.
Sign up at Student Center desk.
PERSONAL
Dear ladies of Thatcher Hall,
Many thanks for not asking me
out this past Reverse Weekend.
If I had been asked, I would
have felt bad when I had to
decline because a date would
probably mean that I would not
have gotten my 13 hours of
sleep and would have been ex-
hausted during the upcoming
week.
Love
Owner of a Lonely Heart
Saturday
January 24
January 25
January 26
Monday January 27
Tuesday January 29
Wednesday January 30
5:15 p.m.: College Bowl
8:00 p.m.: Vespers: Campus Min.
Faculty Vespers
7:30 & 10:00 p.m.: Film in Thatcher*
7:30& 10:00p.m.: Pizza&Movie**
5:15 p.m.: College Bowl
11:05 a.m.: chapel
7:00 p.m.: Midweek Worship
*The Cross and the Switchblade
**The Great Locomotive Chase in the Cafeteria
Min.
Thatcher*
J
CHRISTMAS CREDIT BIT-
TEN YOUR BUDGET? At
Consumer Credit Counseling
Service -a division of Family
and Children's Services (a
United Way Agency), we help
people help themselves out of
financial frustrations. Call
755-2860 now to find out how
easily you and your family can
be on the road to financial
recovery. This is not a lending
institution, not a money-
making scheme, just a plain
and simple honest program of
service to help you or those you
know, get out of financial
misfortune or mismanagement.
If you or someone you know
could use Consumer Educa-
tion, Family Financial Plan-
ning, or Debt Management,
contact Consumer Credit
Counseling today at 755-;
Dear Students
Where are all the Miami
Dolphin fans who gave me grief
for wearing my "49ers" cap for
2 weeks before the game?
Dean Qualley
238-255£
)-2860.
Southern /Iccent
Llume 40, Number 15
Southern College, CoUegedale, Tennessee
S.A. Elections Season Begins
| Russell S. Duerksen
As most of you are probably
■aware, it is the season for SA
■elections once again. And with
Ian election goes a schedule of
■jvents. Listed below are the
■scheduled events for this year's
campaign.
1. Friday, February 1, 1985,
i. A full listing of all
andidates meeting filing
regulations will be posted.
Monday, February 4,
| 1985, at 8:00 am. Campaigning
| may legally begin. This is when
begin to see posters
sprouting up all over campus
land find strange people walk-
I ing up to you and asking for
| your vote.
3. Thursday, February 7,
1985. Chapel on this day will be
a speeches chapel at which all
candidates will make short
speeches describing their pro-
posed plans for the next year.
4. Tuesday, February 12,
1985. If necesary, a primary
election will be held on this day
for any office fielding more
than two candidates.
5. Tuesday, February 19,
1985. This is the day in which
you get to question the can-
didates for SA office. A general
press conference will be held by
all candidates in the cafeteria at
12:00 noon at which they will
be available 1
questions.
6. Thursday, February 21,
1985. ELECTION DAY.
Please get out and vote on this
day. Your vote does make a
difference. Last year the
presidency was decided by on-
ly 10 votes. A polling place will
be open somewhere on campus
from 8 a.m. to 1 1 p.m. on that
day, so there is really no excuse
for not voting.
In conclusion, these are the
SA officers for your SA that
you are electing, so get involv-
ed in the electoral process.
Remember, its the dues from
your tuition that they'll be
spending, so consider carefully,
and vote accordingly.
Choo-Choo Hosts
Valentine's Banquet
Alan Star bird
As February 14 inches closer,
many students are wondering
how this year's Valentine's ban-
quet will turn out.
According to Mitsue Yap-
shing, co-Vice-President for
Social Activities, the banquet
will be held, as planned, on
Sunday, February 10 at 7:00
p.m. The place will be the Chat-
tanooga Choo-Choo's Imperial
Room. This year's Valentine
meal will be prepared by the
Choo-Choo's staff and will be
served buffet style.
The banquet is considered an
open affair, meaning that a per-
son from either side of our
campus may ask his or her
"sweetheart" for the special
evening.
"Your Voice" is Subject of
Next Anderson Lecture SC Graduate Cu*s First Album
Mitsue and Bob Folkenberg,
her co- Vice-President, are
"hush-hush" on entertainment
specifics, but some of the infor-
mation that they have given is
that all the entertainment will
be done by Southern College
students. There will be musical
selections, comical skits, and a
magic show. A highlight will be
violin serenade music at one's
table by request. A movie will
be shown, but at the time of
this writing, the title is not
known.
Tickets are available at the
Student Center desk for $25.00
per couple- They are expected
to go fast, so if one wishes to
be part of this evening, he or
she should make plans to attend
immediately.
"What You Have Always
| Wanted to Know About Your
But Didn't Know
I Enough to Ask" is the topic
| Dr. Ralph E. Hillman will pre-
t 8 p.m. tonight.
The talk, a part of the E. A.
I Anderson Lecture Series
| presented by the Division of
s and Office Ad-
| ministration at Southern Col-
, will be given in the Ander-
I son Business Seminar Room on
1 the third floor of Brock Hall on
| the CoUegedale campus.
Dr. Hillman is an associate
| professor of speech and theater
Middle Tennessee State
lUniversity in Murfreesboro. A
■developer of communication
■workshops for industry,
iBchools, and churches, he also
fcommunicates as a storyteller,
puppeteer, and clown.
His M.A. in speech educa-
tion was earned at the Univer-
Bty of Iowa. After three years
of teaching in Hawaii, he
■turned to the mainland and in
B?2 was awarded a Ph.D in
Hpech education at Penn-
Rlvania State University.
■The father of three teenagers,
B1- Hillman has been involved
P Cub Scouting and PTA ac-
■vities. He is past president of
the Tennessee Speech Com-
munication Association, has
Written a number of papers,
and currently provides com-
munication training for
Management Information
Systems and the Douglas
Group.
The public is invited to at-
tend Dr. Hillman's lecture free
of charge. A question and
answer period will follow the
presentation.
Final Registration
Figures Show
Increase
With the close of Tuesday,
January 22, the last day for
students to add classes,
Southern College of Seventh-
day Adventists had 1 ,475
students enrolled on its Col-
legedale and extension cam-
puses. This time last year, SC
had 1468 students, giving it a
head count increase of seven.
However, the amount of full-
time equivalency students is
down from last year's total of
1 , 124 to 1 ,088 . Also down is the
total hours of enrollment, from
17,420 to 16,857. These
statistics indicate that while
enrollment has stabilized at
Southern College, students are
carrying lighter class loads.
Chris Hawkins, a 1983 singing some of his own new cassette tapes are not ready for
graduate of Southern College, songs. release, but those that may
recently finished work on his On Saturday evening, his want them, may order the
first album. Entitled Don't album will be available for pur- cassettes on Saturday.
Look Back, the album will be chasing. Chris says that the
distributed nationwide. "The
Lord has really been good to
me," Chris says when commen-
ting about the wide distribu-
tion. "Not everyone gets this
privilege."
Don't Look Back's music
may be described as contem-
porary/easy listening. Only two
of the songs have a fast beat.
All of the songs are new, with
the exception of two of them.
This opportunity for Chris
was made possible when he
recently signed a contract with
Lamb Record Company of
Nashville, Tennessee. The com-
pany currently is planning a
tour for Chris, which will give
him added exposure.
Southern College will have
an opportunity to hear Chris
Hawkins in person this
weekend. On Friday, he will
perform a sacred concert for
that evening's vespers. On
Saturday, at 5:30, he will per-
form another concert in That-
cher Hall; however, his songs
will be more contemporary.
Chris will sing numbers that
have been made famous by
Christian recording artists, such
as Sandy Patty, Amy Grant,
and Dallas Holm, as well as
Your SA Is Important
•'TmCS^S with mmor that
SSSsSSHKas
makes for a better school government. At one point in my col
toe career I thought that apathy had struck this campus as re-
oun^y'as it had hi, many others. The trend seems to have
mS *-y«W -e becoming involved. Althoughoe-
ain offices will again have one candidate to decide for or agains ,
other offices are being considered by three or more students. This
noin may be proven wrong when the approved lis. of candidates
fs posted tomorrow, but I would venture that those who changed
their minds about running will get involved next year in another
"secondly as a voter, I wish to have a choice of candidates to
pick from Choosing from a list of potential office-holders has
o positive results: It allows the students to elect the person they
want (Of course, this isn't so if none of the candidates seem to
have anything going for him.), and it gives the newly-elected of-
ficial mandate to work ("We put you in because we felt you would
do the better job. Now do it!"). When an office has only one
person running for it, a voter is reluctant to not affirm him
because the former does not want to extend the month-long elec-
n process any further. Thus the elector puts the individual in
office anyway, and the new officer does not have as strong a man-
date to work.
With more students showing an interest in student government,
positive actions can ba accomplished. Not only will the students
see that an idea is not simply a whim of the few, but the faculty
and administration will notice this, too. With more students get-
ting involved, better years of government are ahead for SC
CLOSE SCHOOL DOWN
IN BAD WEATHER
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Dear Editor,
During the recent episodes ot
non-typical Tennessee weather,
it came to our attention that
virtually all schools in the area
were closed, except for a few
glaring exceptions-most
notably Southern CoUege of
Seventh-Day Adventists. Why
this discrepancy between SC
and other schools? Do Adven-
tist college students and
teachers have certain qualities
that make them better able to
navigate in bad weather than
everyone else? Is the snow and
ice less treacherous on this cam-
pus than anywhere else?
True, most of the students
live on campus and don't have
too far to travel from dorm
room to school room, but what
about the village students and
faculty? These people risk life
and limb (and car), struggling
through the elements to get to
school. And what about those
who can't make it at all? Is it
right that some students have to
miss class and go through the
headache of making it up
because they can't get to
school? Then there are the
teachers who are stranded and
miss their lecture time.
We've heard that school is
kept open because the students
wouldn't know what to do
without classes and would go
around terrorizing the campus,
is this true? This reason we find
hard to accept.
Basically, what we're
wondering is why SC must stay
open during this unusual
weather while all other schools
close? A statement concerning
reasons and policies for the
school opening or closing
would be appreciated.
John Dysinger and Bob
Folkenberg
GOD DOESN'T BREAK LEGS
Dear Editor:
It's not often that I read an
article in the Southern Accent
that I don't like or even
disagree with. But Lon
Heinsman's "Reflections" ar-
ticle in this last week's issue left
me wondering and just a little
bit disillusioned.
I agree with the article in that
we do not often heed God's
word, and it takes something
drastic to help some of us see
our mistakes. What I don't
quite understand is the fact that
God is supposed to make these
tragedies happen. I knew He
allowed them to happen, but
since when does He "break"
I was raised and taught to
believe that our God today is
the same loving One who in Bi-
ble times allowed Satan to hurt
Job, yet provided him protec-
tion through his faith.
Even if we don't have Job's
faith, I don't think God resorts
to cruelty. Am I wrong? Has
God changed?
If so, here's to dictatorship,
knowing God, and breaking a
leg.
Elize Wesself
WHY, MR. EDITOR?
Dear Editor,
As a Student Association of-
ficer, I hear quite a few remarks
and am asked various questions
about different aspects of the
Student Association. I have
heard quite a few. "whys"
about the Southern Accent, the
"voice" of our Student
Association. These include
"Why aren't there more per-
sonal classifieds?"; "Why
doesn't he (you, Mr. Negron)
include more funny humor and
funny stories like the 'Southern
I Reporters
Michael Batrtstone
Melanie Boyd
La Ronda Curtis
Russell Ducrksen
Sheila Elwin
Lori Heinsman
Norman Hobbs
Joni King
The Southern Accent is the official student newspaper of Southern
College and is released each Thursday with the exception c
and exam weeks. Opinions expressed in letters and by-lined
the opinion of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions
of the editors, Southern College, the Seventh-day Adventist church or
the advertisers.
Cynic' of years past?",
aren't there more letters to f§
editor?"; "Why didn't he p
the letter I or my friend >
in?"; etc.
I would like for you
answer these questions, stall
your policies, and give reason)
for your policies to be wbd
they are.
Michael I
Executive Vice-President of tl
Student Association and Chaj
man of the Publications j
Productions Committee
Dear Mr. Palsgrave,
The questions in your letterl
are ones that you andyoi
stituents have a right to knot/.]
I will address each one
dividually and In as brief, ,
complete, manner.
"Why aren't there moreper\
sonal classifieds?" To -fcel
honest with you, I /lovel
wondered about that myself. At I
the beginning oftheyear, Ihadl
expected more than has com I
in; however, I suspect that th\
reason students are not sendini I
personal classifieds is (tall
students are not sure what 1 y& I
put in and what I will keep ml. T
Essentially, I will put a personal
ad in the Accent if the messagi
is not distasteful. For exampli, I
/ received one referring to «« I
individual's sexual escapaini
earlier in the year. Obvi
it did not go in.
"Why doesn't he includti
more humor and funnA
stories?" At the beginning 4 1
the school year, I attempted ti I
have a "Southern Cynic" M*
umn. There were two problem I
that I encountered: 1) I did »»l
find a writer that was willing Hi
write that type of material, mi I
when I found one, I did not Ut I
the material; 2) The ttm>\
"Cynic" denotes a bitter mod- T
ing, which doesn't fit a CnM
turn paper. The Accent m»*|
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Reflections
Reed Christman
The doctrine of the Great
Controversy, simply that there
is warfare between Christ and
Satan, between good and evil,
is fundamental to the Christian
church. This spiritual warfare
will continue until Christ comes
again. Ultimately Christ will
win. Goodness will prevail and
righteousness will be the univer-
sal condition forever.
This controversy is in each of
our minds. We all recognize its
existence. In every one of us
there lies at least a spark of
spirituality: a time when we feel
the presence of God in our
lives, a time when we feel the
reality of the gospel.
In the discipline cases I have
dealt with during my five and
a half years at Southern, I have
yet to see even what some might
consider the most "hardened"
individual want to leave. In the
end each has wanted to stay
Letter. . .
tempt to put some humor into
future issues. (Perhaps some-
one will be able to come up with
a title for a humorous column).
"Why aren't there more let-
ters to the editor?" and "Why
didn 't he print the letter I or my
friend sent in?" I cannot print
a letter I do not get. Very few
have come in this year. Some
have come in, but were not
signed. This year's editorial
staff will not print an
anonymous letter because we
believe that a person who has
something to say should let his
reading audience in on his
identity.
I hope I have answered your
questions satisfactorily, Mr.
Palsgrove.
Dennis Negron
Editor
Preparing to Fight the Battle
because he realized that
Southern College provides a
hedge, however small, protec-
ting them from the world.
Likewise, in each of our lives
there is a time when the things
of the world seem in control or
more appealing.
The question then is, how do
we gain the victory in this bat-
tle? What can we do to help the
"good side" win?
Each of us is unique; our ex-
periences are different; but for
me the battle must be won in
the morning. If I am going to
be victorious in the battle, I
must make significant contact
with the Lord Jesus at the
beginning of my day before I
face my responsibilities-before
I relate with others.
To be meaningful, my time
of contact must be structured.
Haphazard worship has never
brought growth and victory in
my life.
My specific method is simple.
I study my Bible primarily by
books and paragraphs as op-
posed to topically. In attemp-
ting to analyze each paragraph,
I list on paper the predicates of
each sentence, then subjects
and objects. I also use what are
sometimes called in English
classes "our six Uttle friends"-
-who, what, where, when, how
and why.
Probing takes time and ef-
fort. Sometimes I read a
paragraph six or seven times
and its meaning doesn't sink in;
sometimes the meaning remains
vague for months; then the
light begins to shine when it is
most needed.
Asking questions, not only
helps in the analysis of a
specific passage, the process
opens the mind igniting an in-
quisitive nature and inspiring
love and appreciation for the
holy.
First Corinthians 10:6-11,
discussing Moses and the Ex-
odus experience, slates: "Now
these things occurred as ex-
amples, to keep us from setting
our hearts on evil things as they
did. Do not be idolaters... We
should not commit sexual im-
morality... We should not test
the Lord... and do not grum-
ble... These things happened to
them as examples and were
written down as warnings for
us..."
I read the Bible stories to my
children and for myself over
and over because they "tend to
keep us from setting our hearts
on evil things."
You may not have a Goliath
to fight, but you have giants of
your own. You may never be
thrown into a lions' den but
there is a lion seeking to devour
you.
Fight back with the Word of
God:
A devouring flame -
Jeremiah 5:14
A crushing hammer -
Jeremiah 23:29
A life giving force -
Ezekiel 37:7
A saving power -
Romans 1:16
A defensive weapon -
Ephesians 6:17
A probing instrument -
Hebrews 4:12
"For everything that was
written in the past was written
to teach us, so that through en-
durance and the encouragement
of the scriptures we might have
hupe." Rom. 15:4 (NIV)
Reed Christman is Dean of
Men at Southern College.
Senate Reports
Sheila Elwin
The senate meeting of
January 28 was one of concen-
trated "senate business."
Senator Folkenberg, of
precinct No. 5, resigned
because of his new Social Vice
President responsibilities.
However, that precinct was
replaced by a unanimous vote
with John Dysinger.
Also, due to takeover of the
Joker Supplement editorship,
Senator Elwin was revoked
from the publications commit-
tee and replaced by Senator
Cole.
Senior Donna Wolbert
resigned her position as student
representative to faculty senate
because of her overloaded
schedule and was replaced by
Joni King,
Analysis Beyond the Resume
After all resignations and
replacements were accepted,
business moved on to a presen-
tation of the upcoming
Sweetheart Banquet by Senator
Yapshing. Yapshing declared
that the food at this banquet
should surpass the quality of
previous banquets.
A budget review by
Treasurer Brownlow showed all
expenses in order by the various
organizations.
Senator Parker gave a special
presentation on the poor phone
situation and senate voted to
make another effort towards
righting it.
The meeting ended with a
reminder for all to got to
Donkey Basketball Saturday
night.
Campus Digest News Service
Graphology: no, it's not
another one of those general
education classes you're re-
quired to take, but you may en-
counter it as you're applying
for jobs and even after you
become a full-time employee.
Graphology is the study of
loops, spaces, slashes and other
distinctions of penmanship.
About 1,000 businesses across
the country (banks, ad agen-
cies, automotive businesses, in-
surance firms, oil companies,
etc.) are using handwriting
analysis as an indication of an
applicant's general personality
traits.
Through graphology, a train-
ed analyst is supposed to be
able to distinguish whether a
person is trustworthy, depen-
dable, honest, patient, deter-
mined, or any of a number of
other traits.
The theory is that while the
conscious mind concentrates on
what is being communicated,
the writer's personality comes
through in the height, slant,
rhythm and shape of specific
letters (somewhat like body
language reflects a person's real
feelings).
Some companies are turning
to handwriting analysts for an
unbiased opinion on an appli-
cant, since it's unlikely the
analyst has ever met the person.
Thinking patterns are shown
in lowercase m's and n*s, says
Joan Christo, graduate of an
1 8-month correspondence
course from Chicago's Interna-
tional Graphoanaiysis Society.
Broad, rounded letters reveal a
methodical approach, while the
height of lowercase t's and d's
reveal ego characteristics.
Depression and alcoholism
can also surface through a per-
son's script. According to
graphologist Sheila Kurtz, an
alcoholic's handwriting often
has disjointed j's, and hand-
writing that slants downward
may point to a depressed
person.
Like some other analysis
techniques-astrology,
palmistry, hypnosis-graphology
has an image problem. Many
Americans put it in the "in-
teresting, but not serious"
category.
Still, if employers are giving
the process some thought when
screening propects, applicants
should also take it into con-
sideration while applying for
jobs.
If graphology's track record
imitates that -of hypnosis',
however, that poor image could
change. Hypnosis is now being-
used in many areas as an at-
titude builder and a stress aid;
it's trust-quotient is increasing.
While many firms are afraid ^ v
to utilize graphology because of V_
the possibility of discrimination
or invasion of privacy accusa-
tions, preferring instead to use
the wait-and-see technique,
neither the American Civil
Liberties Union or the Equal
Employment Opportunity
Commission have recorded a
lawsuit based on handwriting
analysis.
CoUegedale's New Celebrity: John Brombaugh
J
Lori Selby
Though much has been writ-
ten in this newspaper about the
new church organ, not much
has been said about the smiling,
white-haired builder.
John Brombaugh and his
wife, Christa, have three
children: Adrienne, Daniel, and
Eric. Mrs. Brombaugh is a
kindergarten teacher. The
organ building business, John
Brombaugh and Associates, In-
corporated, located in Eugene,
Oregon, keeps Mr. Brombaugh
building in the shop most ofthe
time. He says that about 20 per-
cent of his time is spent travel-
ing to install and tune his
organs, as he is doing here in
Collegedale.
Music and organ building
have been lifelong interests of
John Brombaugh. He started
music lessons in the fourth
grade and continued them on
past college. Interestingly, his
undergraduate studies at the
University of Cincinnati, where
he met his German wife, were
not in music, but in electrical
engineering. After graduation,
he worked for the Baldwin
Company on electronic organs.
His organ interest folowed him
even to his honeymoon, part of
which was spent looking at
historic instruments in Europe
from Hamburg to Amsterdam.
Back in the states, he con-
tinued looking at organs while
pursuing a M.A. degree in
engineering, with emphasis in
acoustics, from Cornell Univer-
sity in New York. He wrote his
Master's thesis on the
acoustical properties of organ
pipes.
John Brombaugh's organ
building career began in earnest
with a 3'/2 year apprenticeship
in Boston. During this time he
built his first small organ for his
own congregation, Trinity
Lutheran Church, in Ithaca,
New York. (This first organ
was very similar to Col-
legedale's former little one,
now located in Judy Glass' of-
fice in the Music Building.)
After learning what he could
from American builders, Mr.
Brombaugh became a
journeyman under an organ
builder in Germany, one of the
best in the world. When he
finished his journeymanship in
1968, he already had clients
waiting for him to build organs.
He's been in business ever
since.
Mr. Brombaugh says that
though the physics, science, and
electronics of engineering have
been valuable to him, organ
building involves primarily
cabinet making, woodworking,
Brombaueh carefully Inspects a pipe before tostallatioii.
metallurgy and welding. An
organ builder must be a
specialist in many areas.
Mr. Brombaugh used his
engineering background to
design electronic tools to use in
building and tuning pipe
organs. He also uses a com-
puter for technical designing
and other aspects of organ
building. While the Opus 26 has
a historic architectural style and
the Opus 27 is authentic late
Renaissance-early Baroque
style, Mr. Brombaugh also
builds organs possessing a more
modern architectural style.
Mr. Brombaugh sees organ
building as "recovering an old
art." This year, 1985, is the
300th anniversary of Johann
Sebastian Bach, one of the
world's greatest and most pro-
lific composers. Bach's com-
positions contained many
marvelous organ works, which
have to a large extent been une-
qualed in subsequent years. Mr.
Brombaugh feels that this is
partially because many serious
musicians have stayed away
from modern electrical in-
struments, which cannot i
pass an authentic pipe organ.
He hopes building majestic I
pipe organs will one day foster
the development of composers
to rival Bach.
Organ building in the 16th
and 17th centuries represented
the most advance technical
knowledge of civilization at
that time-comparable to space
exploration in our generation.
John Brombaugh's organ
building has helped to reclaim
a rare art and has combined it,
by new tools and methods, with j
the technology of today.
News From Our Sister Campuses.
PUC Students
Embezzlement
Arrested for
Two former Pacific Union discovered that they had
College students have entered a already been cashed." The
plea of not guilty to charges of school notified the sheriff's of-
forgery, burglary, and grand fice Oct. 5.
theft in a preliminary hearing
held January 11, 1985.
Sheriff Investigator Bob Lit-
tle, one of the arresting of-
ficers, said that after they
received the report, they started
looking at the books and wat-
WHb exact precision Brombaugh posrijt
The events leading to the ai
rest go back to Septembei
when about $3,400 was taken ching the business. He said that
from PUC in the form of they had a "strong idea" who
payroll checks, according to the suspects were by payday.
Jon Corder, assistant business
manager and controller. The Keith May and David
thefts were discovered at the Lamberton, both 20, and an
end of September when some unidentified minor were ar-
checks were reported missing, rested Oct. 1 1 by sheriff's in-
He said, "We put a stop pay- vestigators on suspicion of
ment on the checks and then embezzling money from the
College. The three *«e
employed by Public Safety.
Corder said that about »
student and faculty paV™
checks were involved. '» ,
checks were deposited throng^
a Versatel machine, which*
one reason why BanK
America did not n"l
anything unusual, Corder sai
The money was deposited*
May's account over a penc~
45 days.
Corder said, "There -^
good chance we (PUW
recover all the money lost in
thefts." , . m in
Portions repnnted/rom
Campus Chronicle, October
1984 issue.
■
I . . And Still More
Mi
Tttf .7 t°b„'"SOo°,l"n, C°lle8e m "°" tresl"M» ■»«« «"*«H .t Lorn.
Barbara Cbase McKinn.,, Yung Lau, Ste.e Schmidt; Back: Ja, M.ttbl Rob
MMMrter Tmy Andrade, Darid Brannon, Da„ DuBo«, Da JschtekTikT
Mlk« Lamb and Tommy Morton, boo, annates of SCare freshma. rtSSS
this year at Uma Linda Uni.erslty. ™™»i»«»mib
k.U.C. President Resigns
mob Jones
I Atlantic Union College's
president has resigned to return
to the classroom, according to
Ronna Archbold, College Rela-
tions and Community Develop-
ment Director at the college.
I Lewis announced his resigna-
tion from the presidency
■anuary 9. Lewis will assume a
leaching faculty position in the
■ollege's psychology depart-
ment. He has been AUC's
president for five years after
serving four years as academic
dean.
A search committee will be
appointed by the college's
board of trustees before the end
of the month. It will be the
responsibility of the search
committee to find someone to
fill the vacant position, accor-
ding to information from Earl
Admunson's office. Admunson
Away From Campus
Jack Wood
Alcohol Abuse in Teens
The biggest problem with drug and alcohol abuse is that kids are
beginning to use them at earlier ages. According to Robert Sibley -
Commissioner of the State Mental Health Dept., the statistics
show that 10 to 1 5 perceent of all high school students use alcohol
or drugs in excess. That amounts to around 50,000 teenagers in
Tennessee. The findings also show that young people have their
first dnnk between the ages of 12 and 18. Sibley pointed out that
about 2.5 billion dollars is being invested in these products
Blanton Drops Trial
Tennessee's former governer Ray Blanton dropped efforts to
win a new trial from the U.S. Supreme Court. He is concentrating
instead on moves to win his release from federal prison. Blanton
is currently serving a three-year sentence at the prison camp near
Montgomery, Alabama, after being convicted on liquor license
conspiracy charges.
Meece in Hot Seat Again
Edwin Meece found himself in the Senate Judiciary Committee
hot seat for round number two in his fight to become attorney
general. Meece was nominated last January, but the nominations
became bogged down in the controversy over his finances and
ethics. No evidence was found that criminal charges should be
brought against him. There are a lot of questions about his medical
standards that have to be answered, however, but in the end the
betting is that Meece will be confirmed quickly.
Moscow Makes Proposal
The thirty-five nation European Security Conference opened
today in Stockholm with a proposal from the Soviet Union.
Moscow delegates outlined a treaty that calls for the attending
countries not be the first to use nuclear or conventional force,
is the Chairman of the Board of President Reagan previously said that he considered the concept
Trustees and President of the of sucn a p|edgCi bu, western dipiomats made n0 comment on
Atlantic Union Conference. Tuesday's Soviet proposal.
l\U Begins New Physical
■Therapy Program
I Andrews University recently
■announced the beginning of a
■new physical therapy program
Beading to the master of science
■degree in physical therapy, ac-
cording to C. William
BHabenicht, associate professor
■M chairman of the physical
Bierapy department.
■ The new program is the pro-
■pssional component which
■arts with the junior
Pndergraduate year and con-
tuses through one year of
fcraduate study. Classes begin in
■July and include 30 weeks of
Jlinical education in affiliated
"^stitutions. The required two
pars of pre-professional
courses may be taken at any ac-
credited college or university.
Habenicht said.
In making this announce-
ment Habenicht said the pro-
gram would "provide addi-
tional opportunity for Christian
young people to enter service
careers. It will also meet the
present and future need for
physical therapists in Adventist
health care institutions." Infor-
mation about the program and
application packets may be ob-
tained by contacting the depart
ment of physical therapy, An-
drews University, Berrien
Springs, MI 49104, (616)
471-6011.
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O Sports Commentary
(Hefty's Bag)
Steve Martin
Have you ever wondered
what Rodney Dangerfield and
a zebra have in common?
Neither receives any respect. By
Zebra, I mean a referee, which
he is commonly referred to as.
Being a referee can be one of
the loneliest jobs in the world.
Have you ever been standing in
the middle of an open floor and
had hundreds of people yelling,
screaming, throwing foreign
objects and treating you much
worse than your mother ever
would? There is nothing more
disheartening than looking out
into the crowd, looking for that
one face, that one person you
know will back you on every
call, and discovering that he's
staring holes in the floor, not
wanting to acknowledge that he
even knows you.
We, I' , few, the proud, the
refs nc. er claim to be perfect.
We're only human. What do
you expect from us? When you
have ten bodies flying around
the court and one lone soul
comes up to you and says "Hey
man, didn't you see him slap
my hand???!!!" there is only
one reply... No way" Let's be
for real. How can one person
Basketball
m
Mock 79 Cain 76
Eric Mock's team carried sole posses-
sion of firsl place with their overtime
win over Greg Cain's team Sunday
evening. The two teams went into the
decisive period tied at 68 before Mike
Gentry's pair of quick jump shots put
Mock ahead 72-68. Doug Rowland led
Cain's team with 19, Bob Stephen had
17, and Greg Cain finished with 12.
Gentry led all scorers with 25, 16 in the
second half and Bob Rodgers chipped
in 17 for Mock (3-1).
Klishies 33 Hilderbrandt 27
In women's action Sunday Sheila Plank
scored 14 points in leading Diane
Klishies team over Hilderbrandt. Joann
Thompson added 10 points for the win-
ners. Dinny Nco led Hilderbrandt with
8 points.
Snider 45 Starbird 29
Ross Snider's team continued to roll as
Snider hit 20 points to lead all scorers.
Alan Starbird led his team with 12
Hobbs 66 Deely 57
Joe Daly's team led much of the game
but made costly errors in the end as
Hobbs capitalized on Dedy's mistakes.
For Hobbs, Aguilera scored 21 points
while Mike McClung also hit for 21.
Steve Jaecks and Bob Kamieneski hit
17 points apiece for the losers.
MONDAY
Cain 72 Green 55
Cain rebounded from Sunday's loss to
Mock with a convincing victory over
David Green's team Monday evening.
Captain Green and guard Dean Mad-
dock missed the game due to respective
illnesses. Bob Stephan went on a scor-
ing spree for Cain with 31 points.
Stephan also pulled down 17 rebounds
and had 10 assists, lain Davis was the
high scorer for Green with 19 and Rob
Lonto added 17, while Mark Murphy
dumped in 15.
Greve 72 Deely 70
Deely jumped out to a 14-0 lead early
m the game but soon found themselves
leading only by three 18-15. Deely held
the lead most of the game but lost it as
Dale Tunnell (24 points) got hot. Dee-
ly had a chance at the end but Steve
Jaecks (32 points) missed a last second
shot. Kent Greve and Don Welch add-
ed 12 points apiece for the winners.
Snider 36 Jones 34
Barry Krall led Snider to a close victory
hitting for 10 points while Snider add-
ed 8 pomts. For Jones Jay Dedecker hit
12 points as Mike Aguas and Jay
McElroy hit 10 points.
Basketball Standings
catch all the nitpicky things that
transpire on the court and be
fair about it?
Basketball is a physical
game. There is going to be some
shoving, pushing, scratching
and tripping in every game.
And, yes, I hate to admit it, but
I must be honest. We will miss
some of those calls. They do in
the NBA, so why can't we? It's
nothing personal as many
would tend to believe, we just
call what we see.
It seems that some people
think we're out to get them. I'll
let you in on a little secret.
There is only one thing a referee
cares about in a basketball
game... getting it over as soon
as possible. We could care less
who wins the game, who fouls
out or scores the most.
Now, before you pious
sports experts yell at what
seems to be a bad call, try wear-
ing the striped shirt and whis-
tle for awhile on one women's
game. Ponder these points, and
the next time you see a referee
giving a technical to a player, be
assured he really would prefer
not to. It's just his job!
"AA"
League
Team
Win Loss
Mock
Accado
McFadden
Green
Cain
3 1
2 1
2 2
2 3
2 4
"A"
League
Team
Win Loss
Greve
Malone
Wurl
Deely
Hobbs
O'Neal
Davis
Selby
Wise
3 0
2 0
2 1
2 2
2 2
2 2
1 2
1 2
0 4
"B"
League
Team
Win Loss
Snider
Pheirim
Sutton
Jones
Starbird
4 1
3 1
2 1
1 4
0 3
"Women
's" League
Team
Win Loss
McClure
Beardsley
Green
Washington
Klischies
Hilderbrandt
4 0
2 1
1 2
1 2
1 2
1 3
* Wednesday's games are not
TUESDAY
Green 76 McFadden 73
David Green's layup and foul shot with
3 seconds left lifted his team to victory
over Tony McFadden's team Tuesday
evening. McFadden squelched a 13
point first half lead as Green scraped
and clawed their way to a 44-43 lead
early in the second half. Although Mark
Murphy fouled out down the stretch,
Iain Davis stepped in and hit two crucial
buckets and Rob Lonto came off the
bench and put in a couple of his own.
Davis led Green with 33 points and
Green himself added 18. Ken Warren
led all scorers with 34 and Henry Cole-
man popped in 15 for McFadden (2-2).
Jerry Russell sets up for 2 points.
PLAYERS OF THE WEEK
Week of January 21-24
"AA" League - Erick Mock (30 pts., 12 rebounds]
in win over Green.
"A" League - Jeff Davis (32 points, 4 three pointers]
in win over Selby.
"B" League - Ross Snider (40 pts., 22 in a single game!
Women's League - LouAnn Marshall (1 1 pts. 4 cruciij
points in overtime.)
Week of January 27-31
"AA" League - Mike Gentry (25 points, 11 rebound|
in win over Cain.)
"AA" League - Bob Stephan (31 pts., 17 reboundsJ
10 assists, in win over Green.)
"A" League - Ron Aguilera (51 spread over two 1
games.)
"B" League - Jay McElroy (33 point spread over
two games.) , j,i
Women's League - Robin McClure (32 points in U I
stomp over Hilderbrandt.)
Thursday's Games
Mock vs. McFadH
Snider v,^
Sutton vs. Starbuj
Green vs. Washing^
5:30
7:00
Wour Turn
fLori Heinsman
What do you think about the new WSMC format?
f ft
"I thmk, twos a good change "I think it's one of the best
|(o cater to their audience-as things ,hey-ve done."-Jerry
Fourth Floor In Don- s
Need Remodeling
is they don't throw out Kovalski
V'Story Hour". "—Bob
Wotkenberg
& A
■ "It bothers me on Sabbath,
You lose a tot of the mood.
Also, I think they should put
"A Prairie Home Companion"
it. Otherwise, I approve."—
George Turner
"Switch it to Christian con-
temporary music! "-Denise
"They stated a reason for
changing, but that wasn't the
reason they changed it. They
should have been more honest
with the public. "--Kevin Chin
The opportunity to enjoy
fine classical music has always
ieen a yearning desire, filling
the utmost corners of my soul.
, the wonderful new for-
mat of WSMC appeals to my
personal taste. Thanks WSMC!
You've done it again."— Tag
Garmon
1
Reinhold Smith
Fourth Floor? What fourth
floor? There aren't any. You're
right, not in the literal sense.
But there is a certain faction of
the dorms that maintains a
floor for the purpose of
character assassination. (The
cafeteria is running a close
second.)
Now almost everyone gossips
in his life at one point or
another-and that in itself is bad
enough-yet somehow gossip
almost seems accepted. Out-
and-out character assassina-
tion, however, is cruel and can
destroy people.
Usually a small percentage of
people are involved, yet this
small group is always the
loudest.
During your life you have
met, and will meet people, who
don't exactly "turn your
crank," if you will. That's part
of life; accept it. Better yet, go
out and tell that person; be
honest and say, "Hey, I don't
like you for the following
reasons. . . Can we work this
out?"
Bold, you say?. . . Wouldn't
you rather have someone say
this to your face than tell the
rest of the campus? More often
than not, the reason you don't
like someone is due to a
misunderstanding anyway, and
if you don't get the reasons out
in the open, you have two hurt
people~you and your accusee.
For example, just because a
guy chooses not to have a
girlfriend and he dates friends,
doesn't mean that he is a
playboy. He could have very
good reasons; maybe he doesn't
want to get hurt. And what
about a girl who doesn't want
a boyfriend? I've heard one too
many guys call a girl "easy," or
"stuck-up" just because she
dates around. Maybe classes
are too time-consuming to have
a relationship.
Trying to "do someone in"
will have two principle results:
making you look foolish and
reducing school morale.
Remember this is a Christian
school, so we should at least
make an attempt to be Chris-
tian in our relationships with
each other. Face it, friendship
is where it's atl Southern Col-
lege has some of the nicest peo-
ple you will ever meet.
Remember guys, that girl
whose reputation you rip to
pieces could be someone's
sister. What if she were yours?
"They've gone from baby
stuff to more grown up stuff.
They are consistent now. "-
James Wheeler.
"Classical lovers are pleased
that WSMC is consistent in
what they play. For us variety
music type listeners, we'll just
keep our cassette tapes ready. "-
-Rusty McKee
Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes
from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those
who diffuse it: it proves nothing but
the bad taste of the smoker.
- George Elliot
"Drop In
For A Bite
To Eat"
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THE BEST OF BRITAIN
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credit (six hours with extension
to August 5). Credit may be
history or humanities (General
Education areas C-l and D-3).
Satisfies European history re-
quirement. Price:
$2,100-$2,300. Contact Dr.
William Wohlers, Department
of History, Phone 238-2582 or
396-3220.
GOT A MINUTE?. ..Or an
hour, an afternoon, or any time
to spare? Family and children's
services (a United Way Agency)
invites you to join the many
who have discovered the
satisfaction that comes from
serving as a volunteer for any
of its 29 human services pro-
grams. Whatever your interests
or talents, there's a volunteer
spot that's custom tailored to
fit you and your schedule. For
more information, call
755-2852 and learn about the
very exciting volunteer oppor-
tunities with Family and
Children's Services.
Remember: 755-2825 for
volunteering-you give a little
and gain so much!
DO YOU WISH SOMEONE
WOULD LISTEN TO YOU?
You're not alone if you call
Family and Children's Services
for professional counseling, at
755-2800. Family and
Children's Services (A United
Way Agency), has provided af-
fordable confidential counsel-
ing in the community for over
a century. Whether you come
alone, with your spouse, or set
up an appointment for the en-
tire family, professional
counselors arc good listeners,
they understand. 755-2800
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people help themselves out of
financial frustrations. Call
755-2860 now to find out how
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be on the road to financial
recovery. This is not a lending
institution, not a money-
making scheme, just a plain
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you know, get out of financial
misfortune or mismanagement.
If you or someone you know
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ATTENTION FOOD
BINGERS: For some time now
you have been locked into a cy-
cle of gorging on food and then
purging either by forced
vomiting, laxitives, diuretics, or
continual dieting and fasting.
You often feel unable to break
this cyle. A group is now being
started for persons struggling
with this behavior pattern. If
you are interested in joining us,
please call one of these
numbers: 396-2136 or
396-2093. Ask for Laura
Hunter Museum's Rhythms
Southeast series will feature
Bob Carlin, master of the
clawhammer style of banjo, in
concert on Friday, February 8
at 8 p.m. in the Museum
Auditorium on Bluff View. The
performance is open to the
public, $4 for Museum
members, senior citizens and
students with valid IDs, and $6
general admission.
Dear Owner of a Lonely Heart,
We were only putting our
policy into effect which states,
"Do unto others as they have
done unto you."
Love,
The Ladies of Thatcher Hall
P.S. Your 13 hour beauty sleep
was probably much needed
anyway.
Sports. . ,
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
January 31
February 1
February 2
Monday February 4
Tuesday February 5
Wednesday February 6
Thursday February 7
5:15 p.m.: College Bowl
Vespers: Chris Hawkins
Church: Pastor Morgan
8:00 p.m.: SA Benefit
5:15 p.m.: College Bowl
Chapel: Jim Herman
Midweek Service: Gordon Bietz
Chapel: Student Association
"Donkey Basketball in the P. E. Center
The Night of the Donkey
On February 2 at 8:00 p.m., the Student Association will be spo J
soring its annual benefit. Come and watch as some of vour
favorite teachers or ministers are made fools of by donkeys 1
Donkey Basketball Night will cost all students three dollars in adJ
vance, three-fifty at the door.
O'Neal 67 Hobbs 66
Lorcn Gram had 24 points including a
last second desparation three pointer to
lift O'Neal over Hobbs. With 6 seconds
remaining Mike McClung stood al the
bne shooting a one-and-one with Hobbs
up by 2. McClung missed the front end
of the one-and-one and Mark
Hambleton snagged the rebound and
brought the ball up court. Hambleton
dished off to Grant who dribbled once
and Tired up the last shot. Grant hit the
shot while O'Neal had only 3 players in
the game. Eric Hope led O'Neal with
25 while Ron Aguilera led all scorers
with 30 points.
Jones 43 Sutton 37
Cory Sutton's team fought back from
behind all game long eventually sending
it into overtime. In overtime however
Sutton didn't quite put it together com-
mitting costly fouls as Jones got hot.
Jay McElroy had 16 points for the win-
ners while Bob Durocher hit 12 points
for Sutton.
Malone 72 Wise 60
Anthony Peels (35 points) and Mike
Dickerhoff (22 points) led Malone to an
easy victory over Wise. Both Peels and
Dickerhoff were hot most of the game
Peets hit mostly from the outside while
Dickerhoff was tough inside. Roy Col-
lins pumped in 26 points for the losers
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outnem/icceni
Hume 40, Number 16
Southern College. Collegedale, Tennessee
outhern College Revamps
Its Division Organization
REORGANIZATION OF THE ACADEMIC STRUCTURE
m
mt Van Arsdell
[he Executive Committee of
ithern College met Tuesday,
iruary 5, and gave final ap-
) three proposals for
iemic reorganization. "The
:nt ten divisions are being
^^ezed into six and a new one
ing added," said Bill Allen,
President for Academic
lirs. The organization is not
»st cutting measure but is in-
a give every specializ-
jranch of study the oppor-
/ to have its own depart-
but still be part of a divi-
o get bigger projects done.
new academic plan is as
n. (see chart right)
'At first glance the grouping
departments into divisions
may not seem to be organized,"
said Allen, "but it is." The
Divisions are patterned along
the lines of the general educa-
tion group requirements.
The people who will be most
affected, the current division
chairmen, are not all convinc-
ed. One administrator said, "It
will only put another echelon of
the organization between the
administration and the teachers
or students. We don't need that
in a college this size."
Some administrators were
very supportive of the plan
however. Wayne VandeVere,
Chairman of the Division of
Business and Office Ad-
ministration, said he thought it
would bring decision-making
closer to the action. Other
chairmen are also positive
about the new plan. "I tend to
be a raging optimist," said
David Steen, "and I say let's try
it. We can always change it
later if it doesn't work." Steen
also said that it would allow
divisions to develop a "critical
mass" that seems to be
necessary to get major projects
done.
The new plan should not
have any effect on the students
in the immediate future, said
Bill Allen. There may be some
changes in the general educa-
tion requirements, but that will
not take effect immediately.
ARTS AND LETTERS-MUSIC
Communication 1027
English 2521
. SCIENCE-MATHEMATICAL SCIENCES
EDUCATION AND HUMAN SCIENCES-HEALTH, P.E. & RECREATION
BUSINESS AND OFFICE ADMINISTRATIUN-INDUSTRIAL EDUCATION
Support Group for Bulimarexics Started
• Negron
support group for
limarexics will be started in
ien's dorm, Thatcher
ball, tonight. In charge of the
■roup will be Laura Gladson
nnd Linn Robertson, profes-
sional counselors in the com
punity. This action is the final
[ what has been an
|wareness program directed
wards the women of Thatcher
pall.
Last semester, Dr. Marlene
)skind-White, a practicing
iychotherapist who has re-
ached eating disorders,
asented a workshop on
bulimarexia, an eating disorder
Ihat twenty percent of the
IJnited State's college women
pave. On Tuesday of this past
Week, the women were given
the fourth talk within a period
|>f two weeks on the same
Although Millie Runyan,
Jean of Women, realizes that
he subject can become weary
>n many of the regular worship
i°ers, she is concerned with
hat appears to be a rash of
ies of bulimarexia among the
lidents of Thatcher. Mrs.
unyan believes that the na-
ional rate of twenty percent af-
ction is a fair estimate of how
y women on campus have
limarexia.
I Bulimarexia was described as
J "binge/purge cycle" by Dr.
foskind-White. She outlined in
- lecture last semester three
|vels of the affliction. A
■Oman will start forcing herself
1 vomit as another method of
weight control. She only purges
on the occasions where she has
overeaten to the feeling of
discomfort.
The next stage is more severe.
Irresponsibly, she begins gorg-
ing herself with food. Then
purging becomes an everyday
activity when she realizes that
she can get rid of the food easi-
ly. The methods of purging are
fasting, vomiting, and self-
induced diarrhea.
Finally, this habit becomes a
lifestyle, but at this point ir-
reversible damage has been
done \o the body.
Mrs. Runyan relates that
finding vomit in the restrooms
and study rooms of Thatcher
Hall has been a common occur-
rence, so much so that she has
had to lock these rooms during
the late evening hours. A
woman will often use a public
bathroom or a study room to
vomit in because she wishes to
hide the problem from her
roommate.
Runyan points out that in
past school years, vomit in
these rooms were found
although not as often as this
year. One other difference is
that the deans are now aware
that the vomit may be from a
bulimarexic. In the past, it was
attributed to a woman who was
pregnant or who was drunk.
Runyan says that with the
knowledge she has now, she
realizes that pregnancy or
drinking may not have always
been the problem.
The women's deans are ter-
ribly concerned about the pro-
blem because of the damage it
can do. Runyan related an in-
stance about an unnamed
Orlando student who went on
this binging/purging cycle. She
eventually had to drop out of
school. Today the woman has
heart problems and many other
permanent side effects from her
habit. Some women, she says,
take upto one hundred laxitives
a day in an effort to thoroughly
purge themselves. This act may
be damaging to the walls of the
intestines.
Mrs. Runyan is pleased with
the results of the awareness
program. She said that many
women are beginning to realize
their problems. A part of the
program that has effectively
worked is an advertisement for
a phone number women can
call for help found in the
classified section of this
newspaper. She says that she
does not know who has called
although she has been told the
response has been good. Ru-
nyan notes that this number is
a reliable alternative to any
woman who might not be asser-
tive enough to participate in a
group counseling session.
The sessions will meet in
Thatcher Hall in the Annex sec-
tion. The counseling is free of
charge, and women with the
problem are encouraged to go.
6. RELIGION AAU
7. ADULT STUDIES & SPECIAL PROGRAMS
Anderson Lecturer Advises
on "How to Buy a Car"
Bill Battle will present prac-
tical pointers for potential car
purchasers in the next E.A.
Anderson Lecture at Southern
College of Seventh-day
Adventists.
The lecture, followed up with
a question and answer period,
will begin at 8 p.m. tonight in
Brock Hall.
Mr. Battle began working
with auto dealerships nearly 45
years ago. He started out in the
parts department of a Chrysler-
Plymouth dealer in 1940 for
$12.00 a week. World War II
closed the dealership, but after
his discharge from the military,
Mr. Battle was rehired by the
same Washington, D.C. dealer.
In 1951, Mr. Battle moved to
Collegedale and became a new
car salesman for Chattanooga's
oldest automobile dealership,
Citizen's Motor Co., a
Chrysler-Plymouth dealer. He
held the position of sales
manager from 1957 until 1970
when the dealership was sold.
For the next three years, he
was sales manager for Austin
Chrysler- Plymouth. He is now
sales manager at Newton
Chevrolet, Chattanooga's
oldest Chevrolet dealer, a posi-
tion he has held for nearly a
dozen years.
Mr. Battle is a member of the
Collegedale Seventh-day
Adventist Church. He has serv-
ed as a deacon since 1959.
The E.A. Anderson Lecture
Series gives listeners a broader
understanding of the business
world. The public is invited to
attend free of charge.
*
Elections Section
Centerfold
Meet the Candidates
by Sheila Elwin and Melanie Boyd
mmm
Where's the Truck?
When you were younger, you were probably met with the
O challenge to eat all your food because there are people in the world
who are starving and would be glad to have what you didn t eat.
Then you didn't whether those were meaningful words or just
a ploy to get you to eat all your food. The point is that you most
likely grew up with the vague understanding that somebody in
the world didn't eat like you did. Now you are older, and the pro-
blem of hunger is becoming more and more relevant as the press
brings it into the sight of the public. Are we capable of helping
cure the problem of starvation?
My answer is yes and no. I believe we as a country are doing
all we can to aid in the distress of other nations. If we continue
to give a few dollars of our tax money, a few dollars here and
there to charity to help the starving people in the world, we will
most likely be giving the maximum of what a country is able to
absorb. So if we are giving all the money that a country can use,
and the people of that country are still hungry, does that mean
there is no way that we are ever going to cure the problem of star-
vation? This is correct, if we continue attempting to solve the pro-
blem with the same strategy we have been using all along.
But there is a "yes" answer to the question, too. The real pro-
blem is often looked over by a staid and naive public. We are
giving food, that is true, but in nine cases out of ten, the country
has received enough food to seek out a survival. The problem lies
in its distribution. Who would give a truck to a starving town?
But that's just what some of them need so they can travel the
distance to a suppy center where they can get the food that your
dollar has sent them.
The U.S. Government is putting billions into research that is
trying to discover new methods of growing crops and planning
new industries for the people of a deprived country, but they've
been doing this for years without results. Everyday thousands of
people perish because we are researching-trying to find out the
solution to an unsolveable problem. Unless we wake to the real
needs of these people they will continue to die because of our
ignorance.
When you hear that a country has asked for help because their
people are starving, don't let the presupposition "they need some
food" pop into your mind. Mavbe thev're askinc for a truck!
Letters.
SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU. . .
Dear Readers,
I hate to disappoint some of
you, but Dennis Negron and I
were not "feuding" in the
"Letters. . ." section of the
January 31 Southern Accent.
My reason for writing was to
formally ask Mr. Negron to
make certain things clear to
you, the readers. I already
knew the answers to my ques-
tions. Mr. Negron knew 1
planned to submit a letter. We
not only work together in the
Student Association, but also
are friends. Neither of us in-
tended that my question and his
reply sound malicious. I feel
that it is unfortunate that peo-
ple read so many negative
things into something that is in-
tended to be positive.
Thank you.
Michael D. Palsgrove
K
Men. if you're
within one month of
your 18th birthday.
it's time to register
with Selective Service.
It's simple. Just go down to your local
post office, fill out a card and hand it
to a postal clerk.
No, this is not a draft. No one has
been drafted in over 1 0 years. You're
just adding your name to a list in case
there's a national emergency. So
register now.
■ Register.
It's Quick. It's Easy. $S$i
And it's the Law. -■'i#.;
GC Encourages Participation in United
Nation's International Youth Year
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Circulation Manager
Typesetters
Jay Dedeker
Lynnette Jones
Maribel Soto
Photograph!
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovatski
Sports
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
Randy Thuesdee
Reporters
Michael Battistone
Melanie Boyd
La Ronda Curtis
Russell Duerksen
Sheila Elwin
Lori Heinsman
Norman Hobbs
Joni King
Rob Lastine
Lori Selby
J. T. Shim
Reinhold Smith
Alan Starbird
Brent Van Arsdell
Jack Wood
Adviser
Dr. Ben McArthur
The Southern Accent is the official student newspaper of Southern
College and is released each Thursday with (he exception of vacation
and exam weeks. Opinions expressed in letters and by-lined articles arc
the opinion of the author and do not neeessarilv refin-i ,>,.„■
.f(h„„j.,„ c ,. „ „ iiiwessarm relleu the opinions
of the editors. Southern College, the Seventh-day Adventist church or
The Youth Department of
the Seventh-day Adventist
Church is encouraging Adven-
tist youth around the world to
participate in the 1985 United
Nations International Youth
Year.
International youth leader
Leo Ranzolin of the General
Conference of Seventh-day
Adventists said the church en-
courages "each level of the
church's constituency to
establish an International
Youth Year Committee to plan
and activate at least one pro-
gram to celebrate the interna-
tional Year of Youth."
Ranzolin warned, however,
that the church should avoid
political entanglements. "In-
evitably some political over-
tones will influence actions
taken by an international body
such as the United Nations, and
the IYY is no exception, "he
said. "Church constituencies
should avoid political engage-
ment of any kind. Rather, they
should emphasize the positive
aspects that the Year of Youth
affords."
Ranzolin said the church en-
courages a variety of programs
centered on the IYY theme,
"Participation, Development,
Peace."
In the area of participation,
Ranxolin said the Adventist
church encourages its youth to
"join in at least one communi-
ty project or ask authorities for
a special project for the church
youth group that will help and
bless the community as an
ongoing benefit." He also urg-
ed Adventist youth to par-
ticipate in home and church
(^e^W
activities.
Ranzolin said the chun
urges youth to develop tt<
physical, mental, spiritual,!
social powers. He suggd
Adventist youth should end
in regular programs to physJD
ly condition themselves, i
stretch their minds and!
engage in Bible studies i
various kind of commuj
outreach.
"Peace is found in consti
and Saviour," Ranzolin ado
"Christian youth can i
perience true peace with]
world in which they live!
can anticipate eternal peace
the presence of the Lord, j
"These goals can be a lifl
reality for the church andj
individual through the extra
of faith and sharing,'1!
concluded.
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\eflections
Changes and Choices
years. Generally, the younger
people are, the more rapidly
they wish those days would
pass. 1984 has passed, and 1985
is here. The Presidential elec-
tions came and went. The in-
auguration is over, and now the
country is asking for the im-
plementation of change and
leadership that could affect
many aspects of our lives.
Some have not always found
change easy to deal with. I
know a faculty member on our
staff who, with his older sister,
were adopted when they were
young. Some thirty years later,
while teaching a class here at
SC, he received a call from a
scared, excited, nervous young
lady, followed later by a call
from an equally scared, excited,
nervous young man who had
been searching for a brother
and sister they knew existed
through photographs stored
away in a shoebox by their
mother before she died. That
phone call and the calls that
followed, along with an actual
meeting some months later,
brought about a profound
change not only in his life, but
in the life of his family. This
sudden change confronted him
and his family with choices-
choices that would be very dif-
ficult for some to deal with.
Should they accept or reject this
young man and young lady
along with their families and
children whose way of life was
different from theirs? They
made their decision to accept
them as they were and asked
them to do the same. What was
more important was that they
had found one another.
Changes and choices are in-
terrelated. Changes often lead
to choices. Yet choices in-
evitably affect changes. Often
choices are not clearcut. The
most difficult are those that
deal with the "grey" areas. As
students and staff here at SC,
we sometimes find ourselves
learning how to relate to friends
who choose to practice and
believe differently from what
we believe. Our level of
tolerance of others would no
doubt be reflected across the
spectrum. I find nothing intrin-
sically wrong with that, except
that with the passage of time
and possibly the results of
maturity and study, we change,
we make choices, we toil, we
and grow. Our lives seem to be
full of choices-whether to get
up or to stay in bed a little
longer in the morning, to study
or to watch a ball game, to wait
for a date or to go on your
own, to eat or to get to the next
class on time—and the list can
go on. For faculty and
students , changes are being
brought about in the Division
structure of our college and
with it come choices that might
not only affect the way business
is conducted in this institution,
but it will also influence the
lives of us all. Consequently, we A
need to be careful about the ^^
choices and changes we make.
Change in itself is neither
good nor bad. Choices in
themselves are neither good nor
bad. Yet they are both in-
evitable. We come to those
forks in the road, and we have
to make choices as to which
path to take, and our lives
become changed from that
point. Some decisions are ir-
reversible, and especially if they
are based on poor choices our
lives, our future, and the lives
of those around may be hurt.
We are all bound to make
mistakes, but how we deal with
those mistakes, the choices we
make might just turn those
mistakes into stepping stones
leading to positive change in
(Dr. Desmond V. Rice is a Pro-
fessor of Education at Southern
College.)
EC Celebrates Black History Week
heila Elwin
JBIack History Week will be
llebrated at Southern College
J Seventh-day Adventists from
lb. 11 through Feb. 16. Its
Jeme is "We Have A Dream-
: Are That Dream!"
iThis annual event is spon-
Jed by Beta Kappa Tau,
juthern College's black club.
Icording to student Elissa
jus tin, chairman of the Black
gtory Week Committee and
■ president of the club,
T was formed with the pur-
e of enriching the social and
btual lives of the black
Bents.
puthern's student body of
Jroximately 1500 includes
But 150 black students.
Black History Week will
place an emphasis on black
history with a spiritual angle.
This is the concept at which
Miss Austin and Kerri Baker,
President of BKT, have aimed
the program.
Speakers of interest will in-
clude Dr. John Wagner, Presi-
dent of Southern College, and
Angie Dickson, an evangelist
from Dallas, Texas. Scheduled
for Feb. 12 and 14 respective-
ly, both meetings will take place
in the Collegedale S.D.A.
Church at 11:05 a.m.
Also scheduled is Garland
Dulan, Ph.D., Feb. 13 at 7
p.m. While teaching for
Southern College, Dr. Dulan
was the first sponsor of BKT.
He is now a psychology pro-
fessor at Oakwood College, a
Seventh-day Adventist school
in Huntsville, Ala.
Traditionally a black college,
Oakwood will play an impor-
tant part in Black History Week
not only by loan of speaker, but
also through the Oakwood Col-
lege Choir which will give a
concert Saturday, Feb. 16, at 6
p.m.
Richard Barron, associate
world youth leader of the
Seventh-day Adventist church,
will be coping from
Washington, D.C., to speak
Feb. 15 at 8 p.m. and for the
main service, Feb. 16 at 11 a.m.
in the Physical Education
Center.
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Father-Child or Idol-Child:
Reinhold Smith
"Oh most Holy, Almighty,
Life-giving Heavenly Father,
we thank-you for another day
of life, a day in which we can
witness of your Beautiful,
Unrelentless, Life-sustaining
love."
A little deep perhaps? Are
you bored yet? God probably is
too. Have you had enough of
pastors opening their prayers in
this fashion? Isn't God our
heavenly father? When you call
your parents, do you use such
sugar-coated adjectives? No,
you simply say, Hello Dad, I
need money!
Parents love you, provide for
you, and care about your hap-
piness. Isn't God the same, ex-
cept on a heavenly level? If you
were a father, how would you
like your child to come to you
and use the previously men-
tioned greeting in addressing
you?
Now, I'm not advocating a
lack of respect for God, but
rather saying that you should
treat him as a parent, not an
idol.
How about public prayer?
Why do pastors, teachers, and
lay-people with years of ex-
perience in public-speaking
read prayers filled with mean-
ingless adjectives? Of course,
there isn't anything wrong with
writing out your prayer and
reading it, if you have had no
experience. Obviously the
chance of a mistake from the
pulpit would be higher.
However, those with experience
should pray from the heart or
not at all.
Prayer should also be simple.
After all, it is a conversation
with God, much the same as a
conversation with your earthly
father.
Have you ever listened to a
child pray? Christmas vacation
I had the pleasure of listening
to my nine-year-old nephew
pray, and it went something
like this:
"Dear Father, thank-you for
loving me, Mom and Dad,
Grandma and Grandpa, and
Uncle Ron. Forgive my sins,
help the missionaries, the
flowers not to die, and the
cowboys and Indians not to
fight. I love you, good night."
I sat back and thought: How
simple, just as if God himself (^
was in the room, like a friend.
You know what, He was.
The reward of a thing
well done, is to have
done it.
Emerson
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3
Jonathan Wurl
Jonathan Wurl and Cameron
Cole are running unopposed
and are on the same ticket for
the 1985-86 school year.
Presidential candidate Wurl
is a junior chemistry major and
Executive Vice Presidential can-
didate Cole is a sophomore
biology major.
When asked, Wurl and Cole
stated that they wished to run
together for the same goal: to
encourage student involvement.
Said Cole, "1 feel that the
words 'Student Association1
have lost their meaning. We
need to put the 'student' back
into 'Student Association'."
Wurl added that he was
"proud of the S.A." and wish-
es to promote a "sense of pride
among all the students."
Both put prime importance on
interaction between the
students and S.A.
Wurl's experience includes
temperance president his
freshman year in academy,
S.A. president his sophomore
year, junior class pastor, and
senior class president.
Cole's academy experience
includes student council
treasurer his freshman year and
S.A. treasurer his senior year.
Also, he is senator and assistant
Joker supplement editor this
year.
Lori Heinsman
Lori Heinsman, sophomore
mathematics and journalism
major, is the sole runner for
Southern Memories Editor.
Heinsman, who is from
Orlando, Florida, would not
tell her plans for the Memories,
since she wishes to keep an
"element of suspense." But,
she does emphasize the goals of
a very accurate index and an
alive yearbook.
Explains Heinsman, "I want
the pages to come alive as we
capture the moments in picture.
Also, I want the write-ups to
give an actual feeling of reliv-
ing the events."
Her long list of experience in-
cludes yearbook photographer
her junior academy year and
newspaper feature editor her
senior year. She also worked
for her hometown newspapers.
Presently, Heinsman is a
senator, writer of "Dear Lori,"
Accent reporter, and copy
editor for Memories.
Brannon Francois
The office of Vice President
for Student Services has four
candidates running for it. The
first one is Brannon Francois.
Brannon is a freshman religion
major. His hometown is New
Orleans, Louisiana. Mr. Fran-
cois feels qualified for this job
because he has had a lot of ex-
perience as a leader on the high
school level. Some of his
leadership positions are SA
President at Bass Memorial
Academy, senior class
secretary, boys' club leader,
and a residents' assistant.
Brannon says that as a
freshman, he can instill fresh
ideas in the SA. One of his
ideas that he would implement
if he were elected would be van
service to approved ballgames
and concerts.
Carol Huenergardt
Our first candidate for the
position of Social Activities VP
is Carole Huenergardt. She is a
freshman from Ceres, Califor-
nia. Carole feels that she is
qualified for the job because
she is organized, flexible, en-
joys doing things for the
students, and is a perfectionist
in her work.
Carole has quite a few ac-
tivities she would like to see put
into effect, such as a time in the
middle of the week for the
students to come away from
their studies and have a little
time to converse and relax for
awhile, more trips to the Alpine
slide, a road rally, and a larger
variety of Saturday night
activities.
Bill Bass
The second candidate for the
office of Vice President for Stu-
dent Services is Bill Bass. This
junior religion major makes his
home in Charlotte, North
Carolina. Bills feels that he has
the experience to satisfy
Southern College's students'
needs the best. Formerly a
boys' club president in
academy, he currently works as
a senator, as a residents' assis-
tant, and for Instructional
Media.
Despite one of the smaller
budgets in the SA, Bill says that
he can work with it and provide
some good services. Some ot
these are as follows: trips on
certain Sunday mornings to
Atlanta malls, the return ol
Pink Panther cartoons, an
more cookie breaks during me
course of a day.
Sherry Beardsley
Our second candidate is
Sherry Beardsley. She is a
freshman from Kansas City,
Kansas. Sherry has had
previous experience working
with an S.A. organization at
Forest Lake Academy, where
she was the S.A. treasurer her
senior year. She said that she
also helped out with planning
several social activities as well.
Sherry would really like to
see the school spirit of Southern
uplifted and would like to plan
some sort of school-spirit day.
She would like to see more of
the students getting involved
with activities and says that she
is open to all ideas and
suggestions.
Ed Santana
Ed Santana is our third can-
didate for this office. He is a
freshman theology major from
South Lancaster,
Massachusetts. Ed lists his
qualifications for this leader-
ship position as follows: vice-
president for his school's stu-
dent government, president of
the same school's Spanish club,
two years experience as a
logistics officer in the ROTC,
and currently a senator at
Southern College.
Ed sees no problem with get-
ting his job done efficiently and
correctly. "I think I can do the
job, and I want to do the job,"
he says. He did not wish to
divulge any of his plans for next
year should he get the office,
but Ed plans to put out a survey
to find out what students want.
Bob Jones
Bob Jones is a junior com-
munications/journalism major
from Leominster, Massachu-
setts^ and is running for Accent
editor. He is currently the
Layout Editor for the school
newspaper. He feels that he is
qualified for this job for many
reasons. One of the main
reasons is that Bob has been
working on a newspaper staff
since his high school years. He
hopes to make the paper more
balanced in the choice of ar-
ticles, and he wants all to know
that he is open for ideas.
Julio Narvaez
Our final candidate for the
office of Student Services is
Julio Narvaez. Julio is from
Mayaguez, Puerto Rico, but is
a Mexican citizen. He lists his
qualifications simply as a hard
worker, a good organizer, and
a good handler of finances. Our
candidate has had leadership
experience before, but he feels
they are unimportant to the
position. The qualities above
are enough, according to Julio.
Julio would like to provide
more traveling information to
students for vacation, help keep
the students more informed,
plan more trips to fine arts and
sporting events, and much
more. He too plans to take a
survey to find out the likes of
the students.
Brent Van Arsdell
The second candidate for
Editor of the Southern Accent
is Brent Van Arsdell, from
Lockport, Illinois. Brent is a
reporter with the Accent this
year and has been layout editor
in the past. He feels that his
strong point is not only his
previous experience, but that he
is a good budgeter. Brent feels
that with his good budgeting
skills, he can create a better
paper. He promises that he will
do the best job possible and will
have the "stick-to-it
get the job done,
C
Paul Ware
The only candidate running
for the position of Joker editor
is Paul Ware. Paul is a
sophomore history major
working on his pre-medical re-
quirements. Our candidate
resides in Newport News,
Virginia. He has had no
publishing experience, but plen-
ty of leadership experience,
such as senior class vice-
president, junior class presi-
dent, freshman class president,
and boys' club
secretary /treasurer.
Because the Joker is a
publication of the school, Paul
did not want to divulge any of
his ideas, but he plans to put
out a creative, neat Joker. His
main objective for next year is
to get the booklet out on time
and into the hands of the
students as soon as possible.
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Sports Commentary
J. Randolph Thuesdee
This weekend, a few men will
perform their profession in In-
dianapolis, Indiana. These few
men are veterans of their trade.
These men will perform an act
of kindness in a sport which
seems to be turning around its
"iffy-iffy" image of two years
ago. Yes, the National Basket-
ball Association will hold its an-
nual All-Star Game this Sun-
day, and the stars of this game
are donating their game's pay
to help the fight against starva-
tion in Ethiopia. This gesture is
a statement in itself.
One million dollars per deed. Today, there are more
minute was the going rate for quality players than ever before
air time advertisements for the in the history of the game,
past Super Bowl. ABC did not Think about it, Larry Bird,
gesture to give anything for this Julius Erving, Kareem Abdul-
cause, which is their choice, of Jabbar. we've heard these
course, but if they had, it would names many times over the last
have been a very good move four years. Their names are
and, not to mention, good usually not followed by a
public relations for ABC "who?" But now with guys like
Sports. Ralph Sampson, Isaiah
Getting back to the original Thomas, and Adrian Dantley
idea, the performers of the putting in clutch performances
NBA today are great ones in- each time out on the floor,
PLAYERS OF THE WEEK
Week of February 1-7
"AA" League - David Butler
"A" League - Anthony Peets (43 pts. in one game)
"B" League - Bob Durocher (led his team in scoring
in 2 games)
Women's League - Teresa Rogers (25 pts. in win over
Klisches, 30 pts. in win over
Beardsley)
Thursday's Games
5:30 (Court A) Mock vs. Green
5:30 (Court B)
7:00 (Court A)
7:00 (Court B)
Hilderbrandt vs. Green (w)
Starhird vs. Pheirim
Klisches vs. McClure
chey, too, will become Jordan and Erving will supply
household names. that need. If you like keen-eye
This year's game will be a shooting, Bird and King will
good one, maybe better than give it to you.
last year's game. This will be the day for col-
Ervin 'Magic' Johnson, Ber- lege basketball players to sit
nard King, and new superstar down and take notice. Not on-
Michael Jordan will certainly ly can they be great, popular,
make your afternoon worth and rich, they can also put a lit-
while, if you happen to be a tie in the "help" basket every
basketball fan. If you like guys now and then. Enjoy the game,
who do it sloppy, there's Moses It's gonna be the best basketball
Malone. If you like earth-
shaking, house-rocking dunks,
you'll see until the NCAA
tournament.
>. Ride 'Em
' Cowboys!
On Saturday evening, a
crowd of approximately 800
people saw the SA officers and
some of Southern College's
faculty and administrators,
along with some of the area
ministers, perform in the an-
nual SA Benefit. Perhaps a
more appropriate way of saying
it is the crowd watched the
above performers make
donkeys of themselves.
This year's SA Benefit event
was Donkey Basketball. Ac-
tually, the donkeys were the
performers as they bucked,
kicked, ran away from their
riders, played stubborn, and
had "accidents." And the
riders simply had to allow all of
this to go on to play within the
rules of the game.
The evening's festivities had
the ministers playing the
teachers in one game and the
SA officers and administrators
playing in another. The
teachers and administrators
won their respective games and
went on to play a championship
match. The teachers won this
final game.
"Awards" were given out at
the end of the night. Some of
the more notable ones were
Assistant Professor of English
David Smith's High Scorer
Award and Treasurer Robert
Merchant's Best Rider Award.
Leading Scorers
Player
K. Warren
I. Davis
M. Gentry
D. Rowland
B. Stephan
E. Mock
D. Butler
J. Marcum
H. Coleman
Team
Accardo
Mock
McFadden
Cain
Green
Team Stats
FT FTA
Basketball
Standings
"AA"
League
Team
Win Loss
Mock
4 2
Acardo
3 2
McFadden
3 3
Green
2 3
Cain
2 4
"A" League
Team
Win Loss
Malone
4 0
Greve
4 0
Davis
4 2
Wurl
3 2
Deely
3 3
Hobbs
2 3
O'Neal
2 4
Selby
1 4
Wise
0 5
"B"
-.eague
Team
Win Loss
Pheirim
4 2
Snider
4 2
Sutton
4 2
Jones
3 4
Starhird
0 5
"Women
's" League
Team
Win Loss
McClure
4 0
Beardsley
3 2
Green
3 I
Washington
3 3
Hilderbrand
1 4
Klisches
1 4
28.8
154
30.8
12.0
109
21.8
14.6
105
21.0
10.4
105
21.0
7.5
124
20.7
8.0
96
19.2
5.0
57
19.0
6.0
57
19.0
9.6
91
18.2
40.3
41.4
245
401
81.7
80.2
55.0
396
79.2
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449
74.8
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After a month of play, the
College Bowl has taken some
interesting turns. Monday,
February 4, saw one more team
eliminated from competition,
leaving nine out of a field of
twelve original teams vying for
the championship.
Chip Cannon lost to Alice
Roszyk in a match that saw the
loser come up five points short
of a tie upon answering the last
question with time running out.
The final score was 205-200.
Although at times Roszyk
seemed to be taking command
of the game, Cannon refused to
bow under pressure. With two
s left in the game, Can-
non's team, down 205-170,
answered two toss-ups and part
of a bonus question but ended
up short five points. With two
losses in the College Bowl, Can-
non was eliminated from play.
Also on Monday evening, in
a game matching two of the
teams favored to win the cham-
pionship, Russell Duerksen
edged Keith Goodrum in the
last two minutes. This game
was similar to the one above in
that Goodrum also seemed to
have the game locked half way
through the match before
Duerksen mounted a come-
back. The final score was
250-235.
With the loss, Goodrum
joins Hobbs and Wolbert, three
of the top four seeds, in the
consolation bracket. A second
loss will eliminate any of these
teams. Already eliminated are
Steven Wrate, Liz Cruz, and
Chip Cannon.
Tonight's matches feature
Mitzi Acosta vs Alice Roszyk
and Zell Ford vs Donna
Wolbert. The first match will
start at 5:15 p.m. behind the
curtains in the cafeteria. The se-
cond game will start five
minutes later.
Writing Committee
Announces Research Contest
I The Southern College
Writing Committee is announ-
cing its fifth annual writing
contest for spring semester
1985. This year there will be
two categories, one for library
research papers and one for
critical-analytical papers. Three
prizes will be awarded in each
category: $75— first prize; $50-
second prize; and $25--third
prize.
The library research paper
category is open to typed
research papers of 1200-1700
words that were written for a
class assignment during the
1984-85 school year. The
critical-analytical category is d
new one for this year. It in-
cludes a wide variety of writing
done for class: critical book
reviews; analysis papers; in-
vestigative reporting and jour-
nalistic essay; interpretive case
studies; position papers;
laboratory/experimental
papers; and field study in-
vestigative reports. Entries
should be between 750 and 2500
words and, of course, should be
typed.
Registration forms are
available at the Student Center,
the Religion Department, the
Arts & Letters Division office,
and at Duane Houck's office in
Hackman Hall. Papers must be
submitted by April 5. Prizes
will be presented at Awards
Chapel on April 18.
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you have been locked into a cy-
cle of gorging on food and then
purging either by forced
vomiting, laxitives, diuretics, or
continual dieting and fasting.
You often feel unable to break
this cycle. A group is now be-
ing started for persons strug-
gling with this behavior pattern.
If you are interested in joining
us, please call one of these
numbers: 396-2136 or
396-2093. Ask for Laura
Thursday February 7
PERSONAL
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
Dear John and Bill:
On behalf of the Physical
Education Division, I would
like to express our gratitude for
the fine job that was done in ar-
ranging the Donkey Basketball
game last Saturday night. We
enjoyed working with you, and
I personally commend your \rr/-ltly TtlVYi
organization in making the I UUI J- "' "■
game a success. Thanks again.
Sincerely,
Bob Kamieneski
February 8
February 9
February 10
February 11
5:15 p.m. College Bowl
8:00 p.m. Anderson Lecture
8:00 p.m. Vespers: Art Evans
Church: Elder Al McClure
7:00 p.m. Sweetheart Banquet
5:15 p.m. College Bowl
Lori Heinsman
If you could improve one aspect of Southern
College, what would it be?
LOST
Hair clippers, January i\,
1985, in Men's Dorm kitchen.
Contact 238-2424 if found or
leave note in Thatcher mailbox,
no. 424. Thanks
Dr. Charles Thomas, Associate
Professor of Health Science,
Ameritus, at Loma Linda
University will conduct the Sab-
bath School at the main
auditorium this weekend. Dr.
Thomas is a specialist in
hydrotherapy and will also lec-
ture at the Apison SDA church
in the afternoon.
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"I'd blow-up the steps and
make myself king. "Scott
Kemmerer
"Better selection of Saturday "Periodical section of th.
night activities.' ■Shelley library needs work. Sometimes
I can't even get my Sunday
comics on Monday. "-Paul
Ware
Hubley
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ting an ad in the
newspaper, check with
Deimarie Newman or
Tambra Rodgers for rates.
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"Move it to Hawaii/
-Donald Chase
"I would have them offer
night classes for people in the
community. "--Janice Beck
"The sidewalks!"— Kim
Spalding
"I like it the way it is. '
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Volume 40, Number 17
Southern College, Collegedale, Tennessee
>C Student Diana J. Green Honored in Washington
Wpok Ting Shim
J On Wednesday evening,
February 6, "there were two
inportant events at the Capitol.
was a speech by the
president but before that there
s a reception for Congress to
present Diana," said Dr. D. W.
Holbrook. Holbrook, Presi-
fdent of Home Study Interna-
Itional (HSI), was reporting to
Ithe employees of HSI at a lun-
Jcheon at General Conference
eadquarters the following
David L. Peoples, President
bf NHSC said at the reception,
I'The National Home Study
Council conducts a Home
ptudy Graduate-of-the-Year
m. Seventy 1983
graduates were judged on their
academic records and the level
and quality of their contribu-
tions to their chosen fields,
budges chose 12 finalists.'*
((One of the members of NHSC
lis the Air Force that runs the
■largest home study school
■enrolling over 300,000
I students). Four of the finalists
I will receive certificates, another
I four will go to the national
I NHSC convention iv Florida,
I and the top four were recogniz-
I ed at the Congressional Recep-
Ition. "In that top four,"
I Holbrook reported later, "the
I Home Study Institute candidate
s number one!"
Holbrook's introduction of
Diana brought laughter. "This
little girl that we're so proud of
studied in such exotic and
strange places as Beruit,
Asmara, Gimbi, Libya, Crete,
and considerably." When he
continued, "She's a delightfully
sparkling and exuberant girl,
and I want the judges to know
that she's only the first in a long
line of graduates of Home
Study International that will be
honored here every year."
Holbrook estimated that
about ten Senators and twenty
Congressmen showed up. Even
though Diana, who voted for
the first time in the past elec-
tion, had voted for both of
them, she was nevertheless sur-
prised when both Represen-
ative Marilyn Lloyd, 3rd
District of Tennessee, and
Senator Albert Gore, Jr., of
Tenessee, were on hand to pre-
sent the award which said,
''Outstanding Home Study
Graduate Award. The National
Home Study Council
recognizes the outstanding
academic achievement and ex-
emplary contributions to the
public rendered by Diana J.
Green, Graduate of Home
Study International."
Diana's mother, Eppy
Green, flew here from Africa to
be with her in Washington.
Health Care Systems Topic
Anderson Lecture
Ronald J. Wylie, a lawyer
from Washington, D.C., will
present "If You Like Revolu-
tions, You'll Love the Health
Care System" tonight, Feb. 14,
at 8 p.m. in Brock Hall.
Mr. Wylie is currently special
I assistant to the administrator of
the Health Care Financing Ad-
L ministration (HCFA), U.S.
[Department of Health and
Medicaid programs which com-
prise approximately 10 percent
of the entire Federal budget.
"If Medicare and Medicaid
ere considered as a private
f corporation, these programs
together would be the second
1 largest corporation in the coun-
try," Mr. Wylie points out.
Health care services have pro-
| vided for over 52 million poor,
elderly, and disabled
Americans. Expenditures on
their behalf will total nealy $100
billion in fiscal 1985.
After receiving his bachelor's
degree from Andrews Universi-
ty, Mr. Wylie went on to
receive his law degree from the
University of Michigan Law
School, where he was a finalist
in the Freshman Moot Court
Competition.
A member of the Michigan,
District of Columbia, and U.S.
Supreme Court Bars, he has
previously served in the Office
of the Commissioner of the Ad-
ministration on Aging, and was
the Director of the Regulations
Policy Staff, U.S. Food and
Drug Administration. He has
lectured on "Conflict Preven-
tion and Resolution" and has
authored several articles.
Mr. Wylies's presentation is
Also accompanying her were
Jill Green, her grandmother of
Atlanta, Cynthia Leui, her aunt
of Collegedale, Jerry Kovalski,
Southern Accent reporter and
photographer, Gricel Rivera
and Karen Williams, two of her
friends.
Home Study International is
operated by the SDA church
and joined the NHSC in 1965.
The morning after the Congres-
of Next
part of the 1985 E.A. Anderson
Lecture Series, an annual
feature of the Division of
Business and Office Ad-
ministration at Southern Col-
lege. The series is being held in
the E.A. Anderson Business
Seminar Room on the third
floor of Brock Hall.
The public is invited to at-
tend any of the lectures free of
charge. "About 50 of the
students and community in-
dividuals attending the series
are enrolled for college or con-
tinuing education credit," says
Dan Rozell, associate professor
of business and director of the
A question and answer
period will follow the
presentation.
sional Reception, Diana was in-
troduced to the General Con-
ference family at morning
worship.
A luncheon at noon was
hosted at the General Con-
ference Headquarters cafeteria
by Home Study International.
Most of the employees of HSI
were there. Although Diana
was not given an opportunity to
speak at the Congressional
Reception, she was given an op-
portunity to tell how she view-
ed the whole matter. "Why
me? There's a lot more people
out there who deserve it. Then
I decided well, maybe so, but
I've been privileged and
honored and maybe the Lord
wants me to have it. I really ap-
preciate it."
Heritage Singers
to Give Concert
at Southern College
Sheila Elwin
The Heritage Singers, an in-
ternationally known singing
group, will present a gospel
concert in the Collegedale
Seventh-day Adventist Church
on Tuesday, Feb. 19, at 7 p.m.
The 12-member group of
singers and musicians recently
returned from a second Euro-
pean tour, including perfor-
mances in London, Paris, and
Geneva. Tours have also taken
them to Australia, New
Zealand, and South Africa.
The group is based in Placer-
ville, Calif.
Known for their rich and
harmonious blend of voices,
the Heritage Singers have
received five Angel Awards
from Religion in Media. This
Los Angeles-based organization
judges for excellence in
religious and moral quality
media and recognized them in
vocal group of the year, best
television series for "Keep On
Singing," and best albums.
"This year marks the four-
teenth season of the Heritage
Singers' sharing the love of
Jesus Christ thorugh testimony
and song," comments Max
Mace, founder and director of
the Heritage Singers. "Our sole
objective is bringing people to
Jesus through Christian
music."
Admission is free, and the
public is welcome. The group
has made over 40 records and
tapes.
mortal
^ Vote!. . .Please
After four years of noticing thai students do not bother to vote
during Student Association elections, this year I feel that a plea
for a better turnout is in need. Last year less than fifty percent
of the students voted. That figure is lower than the national turn-
out for most presidential elections in this century. Yet in SA elec-
tions, a student does not have to go through complicated registra-
tion processes, take time away from class or work to make the
trip to a voting area, or stand in long lines.
In fact, voting for SA officers is made as simple as possible
for the student. He may cast his vote in the dorm, at the Testing
and Counseling Center, or at chapel sometime during the day from
8:00 a.m. to dorm closing time. The procedure takes a pencil and
five minutes and no more.
With all due respect to our current SA President, J. T. Shim,
I have at times wondered if he would be in office if more people
had voted last year. Shim won by the narrow margin of ten votes.
If ten more of Denise Read's supporters had turned out, a special
election would have been in order. The voter apathy of Southern
College students may have been the decider in that race, and not
the supporters of Shim.
This year, only three of the races have more than one person
running for it, which is unfortunate. But that fact does not detract
from the importance of the sutdents' voting. Not one of the can-
didates for the offices of Vice President for Social Activities, Vice
President for Social Services, and Accent Editor would feel hap-
py about a loss by only ten votes with less than fifty percent of
the student body voting. Still, the importance of voting for next
year's elected officers is that they will help shape the fun of
1985-86. If a student wants a good year, then he should vote. And
from the feedback that SA officers get when something does not
go right, most students want a good year.
Next week, February 21 , Thursday, Southern College will hold
its SA elections. I would be happy with a sixty-percent turnout.
The amount is not unrealistic. It can happen by SC students simply
heeding the plea to vote.
Letters. . .
LANGUAGE MAJORS TO GROW
I regret that your informative
tabulation on the front page of
the 7 February A ccent indicates
that there—are no modern
language majors on campus. It
is true that the number has
dwindled to an all-time low of
one, though another has recent-
ly decided to change his major
to French. Our campus does
have three other students,
however, who are attending
Adventist Colleges Abroad:
two at Collonges and one at
Sagunto. These students will
return to us with a modern
language almost completed, if
not entirely so.
We expect the number to
grow dramatically when word
gets around that several
southeastern states will soon re-
quire two years of high-school
language in order to enter the
state university system. Florida,
for example, is already beginn-
ing a search for more than 100
certified teachers of Spanish.
Truly yours,
Robert R. Morrison, Chairman
Division of Arts and Letters
SCS HISTORIC DECLARATION
Although, we the people of the
United States have come a long
way since our forefathers first
devised the. Declaration of In-
dependence, perhaps, as United
States citizens, and students at
Southern College, it would be
appropriate for us to follow the
principles of a revision of such
a declaration to fit with the
policies of Student Association
elections.
"When in the course of
Southern College events, it
becomes necessary for one stu-
dent body to dissolve the
political bands which have con-
nected with another (JT and
Company), and to assume
among the Powers of the Stu-
dent Association, the separate
and equal station to which the
Laws of the Student Associa-
tion and of the Student
Association Constitution entitle
them, a decent respect to the
opinions of the students re-
quires that the Student Associa-
tion officers-elect should
declare the causes which impel
them to their separate
positions."
With all due apology to JT
and his excellent staff WM
must soon leave their officii
Respectfully y0uj
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THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both repre-
I sented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse I
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
career advancement are the rule,
- 1 not the exception. The gold bar . .
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
Clifton, NJ 07015.
ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAN BE.
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Reflections
Lori Heinsman
How many of you read the
Lewis Grizzard column in the
Chattanooga Times Tuesday,
January 22? It was titled "Not
even Weyman C, Wannamaker
can cuss in the same league as
AI Pacino." Having heard
about Scarf ace, Pacino's
movie, I read this editorial. It
prompted me to give some
thought to the dirty language,
nudity, and violence that we see
in movies and on television.
Grizzard explained that
Pacino "plays a Cuban punk
who becomes a high-rolling
dope dealer in Miami by going
around shooting and knifing
people." However, violence is
not the only reason the film was
Sweetheart
Success
'Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Flip"
rated R, Grizzard points out.
"It was the nonstop use of nas-
ty language. . . There was one
dirty word, as a matter of fact,
that was used over and over in
the movie. Al Pacino didn't say
two other words before saying
that word again." This word is
described as being perhaps the
most taboo word in our
After further description of
the film, Grizzard writes, "I
think it's time Hollywood
cooled it on the excessive use of
graphic language, or our cur-
rent bad words will lose their
shock value. . . You know
where all this started though. It
started when Rhett Butler said
Banquet a
to Scarlet O'Hara, 'Frankly,
my dear, I don't give a (censor)'
in Gone With the Wind.
"If Rhett had said, 'Frank-
ly, my dear, I don't give a flip,'
then talking dirty in the movies
might never have reached its
current depths."
Right on Grizzard! My sen-
timents exactly. Real men don't
cuss (or real women). It's dir-
ty, impolite, immature and ex-
hibits a limited vocabulary. Nor
does it make much sense most
of the time. Why cry out for
"manure" when you burn your
finger? An ice cube would be
more appropriate.
It's not fair, though, to just
harp on cussing in movies. The
same goes for nudity. It has
gotten way, way out of hand.
Sure, we're adults. We are old
enough to see what the human
body looks like. So we defend
PG-13 movies, nasty TV shows,
and the weird videos on MTV
on that assumption. "We don't
listen to that stuff, Dad, so
don't get up tight." But Dad's
not just worrying about us.
He's concerned about the grade
school kids. They grow up
watching casual sex on TV, and
violence made fun and exciting.
Criminals are heroes. Isn't
anything sacred anymore?
Think about it. Instead of
just brushing it off because
"Adventists don't do that
stuff"(pr do we?), think about
it. When we were kids, we wat-
ched Little House on the
Prairie. Now kids start out with
watching the PG and R rated
flicks they see on HBO. Soon
that won't be entertaining
enough, so they will watch
heavier and heavier stuff. How
far will they creep up the smut
ladder? What rung will they
reach without feeling that
anything is out of the ordinary
or wrong?
Sociologists say these films
are not healthy for the minds of
children and teenagers. They
can't be very good for us either.
We spend so much time pro-
tecting our environment. What
about protecting our minds?
Why a Black History Week?"
have
Students and faculty dined "The Three Little Pig:
buffet style to a dinner that in-
cluded two entrees, an assort- A romantic atmosphere was
ment of vegetables, a salad bar, achieved by both the elaborate
and dessert. place and by the serenaded
Without God/Love,
10 value.
As it says in Romans 12:9,
10, 13, 17, 18, 21-"Letlovebe
Matt Larkin Harry Brown III
Sunday, February 10 the Williams, Kim Deardorf, and On the campus of Southern "Why have Black -History with humanity There is a bond
Student Association Sweetheart Jonathan Wurl. A magic show College, this question has been Week and not Chinese History that exists between all in
banquet took place at the Chat- was performed by Jim addressed to me personally and Week or some other ethnic dividuals which was created by
tanooga Choo Choo s Imperial Huenegardt. "The Spuds", a via other means, such as the history week?" My answer to Infinite Love--God This He
Ballroom. Guests were seated low-budget Southern CoUege Chatter and the Southern Ac- this question and others like it' did so that we may have a
by Co-Vice Presidents for group, made up of Cameron cent . From the frequency is "Why not?" If any particular glimpse of the great and
Social Activities, Mitsue Yap- Cole, Dennis Golightly, Andre which this question has been people of the human race- beautiful God He is love
shing and Bob Folkenberg, in Skalzo, and Scott Kemmerer, asked and interaction with my Black, Chinese, Jewish, etc
the large dining room whose performed various skits, one of peers, I have been compelled to had a consistent history
chandeliers expanded to ten feet them being their version of provide some insight on this which their very existence and
wide. Cheech and Chong's classic, question for some of you. I ways of life have been <
could spend many hours, which sidered 'inferior' and the without hypocrisy. Abhor what
I have done in the past, discuss- 'epitome of ignorance' and is evil; cling to what is good. Be
ing the positive and negative have been treated in such a devoted to one another in
factors, sociological aspects, manner, those oppressed in- brotherly love; give preference
and reasons for a Black History dividuals reserve the right to to one another in honor... prac-
The evening's entertainment violin music performed by Paul Week (BHW), but will not celebrate the time when ticing hospitality... Respect
included various romantic Williams at each table. because of the time and space mankind has finally matured what is right in the sight of all
songs performed by SC The evening concluded with required and the interest level and recognized that men are men. If possible, so far as it
students. Mauri Lang and Bob the film, The King and I. of some readers, but I will men, women are women, and depends on you, be at peace
Jimenez sang "Take a Several students commented discuss the philosophy upon that women are women, and with all men. ..overcome evil
Chance," Harry Brown gave favorably about the banquet, which BHW and other anniver- that all are equal regardless of with good."
his rendition of Lionel Ritchie's especially the food. One student saries have been originated. the land upon which they were As patriots of our great na-
"Truly," and AimeeOrta sang said, "This has been the best Most of what I have ob- born or the darkness of their
"Only You." The singers were food I've had out of the eight served over the last three and skin. Just as in a relationship,
accompanied by Alicia banquets I've attended.'
one-half years is the attitude:
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l of freedom, The United
States of America, and more
importantly as citizens of the
Kingdom of Christ, we can join
l the celebration of recognition
r brothers
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may have
problems in which the heart i:
pierced and every faculty
drained. The two depart and go of the reuniting of o
their own way. But when they and sisters from all corners of
realize the infinite value of the the earth and take pride in this
commitment and love they Southern College of Seventh-
have, they find each other again day Adventist Afro-American
in acknowledgement of that anniversary,
bond between them. So it is ^
New Home Ec Teacher
Added to Staff
Shannon Bom studies alone in the Student Center.
Joni King
If you like the unique sound
of an Australian accent, Diane
Fletcher is a good person to talk
to. She is a native of Sydney,
Australia, and has come to
Southern College this year to
teach home economics.
Fletcher first came to the
U.S. to a get a Master's Degree
at Pacific Union College. Then
she returned to Australia to
teach home ec at Avondale for
a year. After that stint, she
came back to the U.S. to get her
doctorate in home ec education
and nutrition at Texas
Women's University. She has
finished all the course work and
is now working on her diserta-
tion.
Miss Fletcher received her
original background in home ec
from her mother who is a dieti-
tian. The art of cooking and
sewing was sort of a family
tradition. Miss Fletcher was
cooking for the family on occa-
sions and sewing for contests by
the time she was twelve.
She became inspired to make
a careeer of it in seventh grade
when a home ec teacher taught
so poorly that she determined
to learn how to do it right.
There is saying that says: A
full stomach with homemade
clothes thrown in, is about all
some people think home ec is.
It certainly is more of a com-
plicated combination of science
and art than most people think
when one talks with someone
knowledgeable. Aside from the
usual nutrition and meal
management classes, Miss Flet-
cher also teaches classes in
quantity foods (mastering the
art of making food in big
amounts without wrecking the
taste) and teaches seminars in
home ec which cover current
research and topics with some
discussion on ethics. She is also
adding some new classes to next
year's bulletin called "Life
Skills" and "Creative
Cuisine."
Miss Fletcher has some in-
novative ideas like the Valen-
tine's cookies she helped in-
terested students to make. She
is creative and will add a lot to
Southern College. The Accent
welcomes her.
Dear Students,
Did you know that last year less than half the student body
voted in the S.A. elections? The enrollment last year was around
1400, yet less than 700 of you took the time to vote. Why didn't
more students vote?
Each year a part of your tuition goes to the Student Associa-
tion. The people you elect are the ones who will spend this money.
Don't you want to get your money's worth?
Read the qualifications and goals of the candidates. Decide who
to vote for, and then follow through with your decision and vote
on Feb. 21st. Vote for the candidate you feel will do the best job
for you, and the rest of the student body.
If elected I pledge to do my best to provide you with a paper
that you look forward to reading.
Sincerely,
/ Robert Jones
P.S. I would also do my bes! to have more correspondence from
and coverage in the paper about the happenings on the Orlando
campus, to further unify the two campuses.
VOTE BOB JONES
FOR SOUTHERN
ACCENT EDITOR
Foresight
Thursday February 14
Friday February 15
Saturday February 16
Away From Campus.
5:15: College Bowl
Vespers: Elder Dick Barron
Church: Gordon Bietz
8:00 p.m.: Recreational Activities*
7:30 & 10:00 p.m.: Film**
5:15: College Bowl
Chapel: Jim Pleasants
Jack Wood
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Monday February 18
Tuesday February 19
♦These activities will be held in the PE Center
**The Humanities Film Series presents Spirit of St. Louis
in Thatcher Hall.
New Plant in Chattanooga
The world's largest manufacturer of earth moving and industrial
equipment has its eye on Chattanooga for a new plant. State of-
ficials are largely responsible for attracting the Tokyo-based firm
to Tennessee. The company is currently negotiating the buying
of an existing plant on Signal Mountain Blvd., and the Mayor
says that if all goes well, we could see 150 new jobs created.
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Too Far To Walk?
Jack Wood
"Too far to walk" going
once, going twice, going twelve
times as an answer from college
students at Southern when
asked how they feel about at-
tending classes in Brock Hall.
In an informal poll, out of a
total of twenty students, twelve
mentioned that the walk is too
long. It seems that the distance
between the dorms or other
school buildings and the 2.3
million dollar classroom-and-
office building has students
leaving fifteen minutes earlier
for class.
Freshman Maribel Soto said,
"It is much too far to walk for
just one class." She explained
that her other classes are all
located in buildings situated
close together, and she finds it
very irritating to walk all the ex-
tra way for one class. Another
student voiced her opinion by
saying that the school should
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have built Brock Hall closer.
When asked to elaborate, she
replied, "They should have
torn down Jones Hall earlier
and built it there."
Most students showed a
positive attitude towards the
new structure, but there still
was a hint of aggravation for
the long walk. Sophomore
Scott Clemons says, ' 'The
building is neat, a lot nicer to
attend than the other buildings,
but I freeze my can off walking
to it in the winter.
The question is now brought
up whether or not there should
be a longer break in between
classes to allow students enough
time to hike from one end of
campus to the other. The
students find this idea to be a
way to deal with the ac-
cumulated tardies because of
the long walk.
The National Debt
The national debt, according to 3rd District Congresswoman
Marilyn Lloyd, will be the primary topic of upcoming Congres-
sional sessions. The Congresswoman met with Reagan aides last
week and says that all agree that if the budget deficit is not dimi-
nished, Reagan's 973-billion-dollar-fiscal budget will push interest
rates even higher. Lloyd added that cuts in Social Security and
economic development programs are not the way to pay for the
national debt.
New Jail and Court Systems
The local city county jail committee is settled on a consultant to
study the possibility of merging all the separate jail and court
systems. Committee Vice-Chairman Tom Caldwell says that
Moyer and Associates will look at 3 different options, all of which
would keep the facilities in the downtown area, Moyer will charge
about 50,000 dollars for the work. Committee members feel that
this is a relative bargain.
Farmers Rally
Five thousand South Dakota farmers attended a big rally in Pierre
Tuesday to draw attention to conditions they say have pushed 9000
South Dakotan food producers to the steps of bankruptcy court.
Other farmers say that they need help in securing loans so they
can plant next spring. They also need help re-structuring the loans
that they now have that carry such high interest rates they can
barely pay the interest alone.
Good company and good
discourse are the very
sinews of virtue.
Izaak Walton
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3 Sports Commentary
"HEYJER"
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ye/ry Russell
Hey Double A! One ques-
tion. "Why so fast?" You
think you're worn out after a
game? You ought to see the
fans drag themselves out of
their seats messaging the backs
of their necks. I was watching
a Double A game with a friend
of mine once. After 1 5 minutes
of fast break misses, in-
tercepted passes, and just
typical Double A run-and-gun
basketball, a light bulb ap-
peared over my friend's head.
Being a fitness buff he figured
with a Jazzercise tape he could
turn spectating into a form of
aerobics. The idea fell flat, but
a lesson can be learned. SLOW
THE GAME DOWNI1
You guys are trying to cram
2 hours of basketball into 40
minutes. It would be alright if
you guys could run the fast
break but the stats say that each
team is averaging 43 rebounds
per game per team. This simp-
ly means that a lot of shots are
being missed. On a related sub-
ject, the leading scorer in Dou-
ble A is shooting a paltry 34
percent but is leading the league
in rebounds. Could these re-
bounds be many of his own
shots?
Finally, let's lose those teeny
boppers that sit on your ben-
ches and walk up and down the
sidelines yelling instructions to
the players. Do these girls know
the game better than you guys
or what? Come on, put them
back in the stands where they
belong, flirting with other spec-
tators. Also, next time ask them
not to wear such bright, ob-
vious colors.
This is not to downgrade
Double A basketball. You guys
have worked hard to get where
you are now— you deserve it.
Just don't make every play
seem like there's only two
seconds on the clock. Take the
fastbreak if it's there, but if not
slow it down and set up the
shot. Oh, and remember, you
DO have teammates!
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Basketball
McFadden 91 Green 78
Basketball Standings
Thuesdee & Martin
TUESDAY
PLAYERS OF THE WEEK
Week of February 6-12
"AA" League - Ken Warren (30 pts., 35 rebounds
in victory over Green)
"A" League - David Denton (39 pts, good hustle and
playing in loss to Davis)
"B" League - Ernie Pheirim (26 pts. in win over
Starbird)
Women's League - Leilani Pasos (15 pts. in win over
Hilderbrandt)
Green 52 Hilderbrandt 38
Leilani Pasos and Captain Dyer Ron-
da Green each pumped in 12 points in
Green's victory over Debbie Hilder-
brandi's team Tuesday evening. Cap-
tain Green shot well all evening and
Pasos controlled the boards while get-
ting support from Pauline James (6
points), and Latonya Scurry (4 points)
in posting their fourth victory of the
season. Hilderbrandt was led by Bren-
daBelden, who had 12 points, and Lucy
Felix who added 10. It wasn't enough
though, as Hilderbrandl's record drop-
ped to 1-6.
Co-captain Ken Warren scored 30
points and pulled down 35 rebounds in
McFadden's win over Green Tuesday
evening. McFadden shot out to an ear-
ly lead and kept pouring it on as Green's
team suffered from poor shooting and
the fact that Iain Davis collected four
fouls with six minutes left in the first
half. At one point in the first half,
McFadden led 42-17. Green hacked
away at the lead and twice came within
10 points during the second half.
Charlie Green then came off the bench
to score six quick points and helped
McFadden rebuild their lead. Henry
Coleman added 25 points for McFad-
den who recorded their fourth win of
the season. Green was led by twin
towers Davis and Mark Murphy who
each poured in 22 points.
Hobbs 67 Selby 66
Hobbs oudasted Selby in overtime to
post a one-point-win. With only 3
seconds to play in regulation David
Smith hit a three pointer to send the
game into overtime. Fullbright and
Gerke combined for 30 points to lead
their team, while Ron Aguilera scored
21 points (3 of which were three-
pointers) to lead all scorers, and Der-
rick Richardson chipped in 10 in a fine
effort.
Davis 98 Wise 73
Davis' team had four players in double
figures and Davis himself scored 40
points to lead his team to a 25 points
blowout of Wise. The only bright spot
for Wise was the great effort turned in
by Freshman David Denton who scored
39 points to try to keep the game close.
But the offense of Davis was not to be
stopped in this game, with Nottleson
keeping Davis' team fired up and chip-
ping in 4 points to boot.
"AA"
League
Team
Win Loss
Mock
5 2
Acardo
4 2
McFadden
4 3
Green
2 5
Cain
2 5
"A"
^eague
Team
Win Loss
Malone
6 0
Greve
5 1
Davis
5 2
Wurl
3 3
Deely
3 3
Hobbs
3 4
O'Neal
2 4
Selby
1 5
Wise
0 6
"B"
>ague
Team
Win Loss
Pheirim
5 2
Snider
5 2
Sutton
4 3
Jones
3 4
Starbird
0 6
"Women
's" League
Team
Win Loss
McClure
6 0
Beardsley
3 3
Green
4 2
Washington
3 3
Hilderbrand
1 5
Klisches
1 5
Your Turn
Lori Heinsman
"How did you meet your Sweetheart?"
"He came and sat with me in
church here at SC back in 1981.
He swears it was love at first
sight and that I made the first
move just because I waved at
him. But boy am I glad!"~-
Melody Beeler (engaged to
Greg Hoover)
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"I met her while I was on
vacation in Granada in 1965. "-
-Kellman Hiliare (married to
Shirley)
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"We met at a Friday night "We met at work in the Dl
movie in academy. The movie Care Center about 2 years OS'
was called "Joe's Heart."- It was after a meeting whett *
Johnnita Summerton (engaged were offered a ride in a rfl
to Joe Joiner) small car, and I asked her to g
on my lap."-Mike Ai-
(married to Pat)
"We eyed each other in "I met Steve at the fall SU
grade school in Florida. Then retreat at Cohutta in 1983. A j
we started dating at Indian mutual friend introduced us in
Creek Camp the summer of the cafeteria, and then <"
'82. ..I took her back to Indian played games with friends tm J
Creek to propose to her two night. He asked me out soon |
years later."-John Brownlow after. "Sonia Dimemtno
(engaged to Renee Middag) (engaged to Steve Wrate)
Classifieds
General Classifieds
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lear Nancy Schneidewind:
one bunny lover to
bother! S.C. will never be the
une without you. Everyday
amething, somewhere on this
impus reminds me of you. I
pent the best year of my life in
61. Thank you for being a
Love Always,
"Susie" R.A.
S. I'll meet you in St. Louis
me day!
hanx for being my inspira-
)n. Happy Valentine's Day!
Love,
"E"
S. When you close your eyes
o you dream about me?
Sever shall I forget the days I
pent with you... Continue to be
ny friend as you will always
le yours! Happy V-day!
Love ya,
Jack
Kim,
Happiness is having a friend
who laughs at your stories when
they're not so good— and symp
athizes with you in your
troubles, even when they are
not so bad! Happy Valentine's
Day!
Love ya,
Jack
Hey B.E. and B.T.,
You have become very special
to me and I treasure you dear-
ly. Thanks for putting up with
me. When did you say we were
getting married?
Love ya bunches,
54993
i-ard,
I wish I could be with you, but
I love you anyway. Walked any
railroads lately;?
Forever yours,
Kasi
Dearest Itzi B.,
Cupid's arrow has pierced my
heart and I'm in love with the
most beautiful girl in the world!
Here's to our friendship and a
Happy Valentine's Day for
you!
P.S. I+B+M=Q
Dear Teelelee and Carier,
Have a Great Valentine's Day!!
I Love You!
To a little waif of a girl,
"Picking you up" has made the
last year and a half of my life
very meaningful and also very
happy. With my anticipation
for a beautiful future and all
my love. I wish you Happy
Valentine's Day!
Love,
A kind, lucky Sir
Bekka,
It's not often we get the chance
to tell our friends how much we
care, and how mcuh they mean
to us. But what bette'r time the
today!. ..to tell a friend like
you! Happy V-dayl
Love ya
Jack
Nancy Schneidefox,
Someday I hope with you to
stand before the throne, at
God's right hand, and say to
you — at journey's end, "Praise
God, You've been to me a
friend." Thank God for you!
Happy V-Day!
Love Ya,
Jack
P.S. Then we'll never say good-
bye!
Dawn,
What is a friend? WeU that is
hard to define. It can't be
described in one line; but if I
were asked I'd rightly contend
that you are the perfect descrip-
tion of a 'Friend'. Happy V-
day!
Love ya
Jack-
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TOUR. Travel through
England, Scotland, Wales, Ju-
ly 9-30, 1985. Three hours of
credit (six hours with extension
to August 5). Credit may be
history or humanities (General
Education areas C- 1 and
D-3). Satisfies European history
requirement. Price:
$2,I00-$2,300. Contact Dr.
William Wohlers, Department
of History, Phone 238-2528 or
396-3220.
ATTENTION FOOD
BINGERS: For some time now
you have been locked into a cy-
cle of gorging food and then
purging either by forced
vomiting, laxitives, diuretics, or
continual dieting and fasting.
You often feel unable to break
this cycle. A group is now be-
ing started for persons struggl-
ing with this behavior pattern.
If you are interested in joining
us, please call one of these
numbers: 396-2136 or
396-2093. Ask for Laura.
PERSONAL
Congrats to Scott and Janet.
SA officers.
Mel Campbell:
I'm sorry to inform you but,
"your call..."' to 1-800-
SDA-1844 "cannot be
pleted as dialed..."
New Life Sabbath School
Switchboard
Angela Sanders:
You're the greatest!! Thanks
for putting up with a friend like
"Mi"
Dear Secret Friend:
Thanks for the teddy bear and
the thoughtful cards. It's real-
ly appreciated! Just wish we
knew who you are.
Thanks Again
Mitsue and Tambra
Tambi and Maria,
Thanks a Million for
everything. I could never have
made it without you guys. I
love you both.
M. Ann
Bob J,
Hey Men! Here's to crooked
teeth. . .red scalps. . ."vat a
bargin". . .Taco Bell. . .lam
and, to you!-It's been a great
year so far. Thanks.
Love
"Mils"
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more information call
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Dear Omega Seven,
I just wanted to wish you a
Happy Valentine's Day even
though you are far away.
Love ya,
Snoopy
My Darling Larry,
I just wanted to tell you once
again that I love you and I want
to instill your mind the fact that
you are one of the most
precious people in my life.
Thank you for helping to make
my life so beautiful.
Marie
Sugar,
In spite of the short time that
we've known each other, we've
really had some great times
together. Thanks.
Love,
Marie
Dear L.D.,
We love you! Happy Valen-
tine's Day I
J.D.,S.D.,S.D.,L.D.
Indiana Rose
Your shimmering colors have
brightened my life. Your sun-
ny face is a real blessing, caus-
ing me to forget the thorns in
my life.
Tennessee Turkey
To I stic:
The sweetest man I know for all
you do, 3 taps for you!
Istica
B.B.,
1258, over. 1193, more.
5,221,988, time. I love you!
Always,
Mis U!
Dearest Jonni,
I just wanted to let you know
that I think you're the best
roommate anyone could ever
have. Sippyhey.
Cutie
Dearest Aimee,
Thanks so much for guiding me
along the straight and narrow.
I really appreciate it though I
don't always look like I do. I
Love You. ..you're the best
friend anyone could have.
Your best friend
Hi Loverboy,
All I want to say on this
wonderful day is. .."I Love
You!"
NCM
To G. Johnson,
Have a Happy V's Day!! You
Cutie!!
Love,
Y.S.A.
Dear Skip,
Have a "far out" Valentine's
Day on Planet X.
Your sis,
Star*
Hey Skip Roger Rick!
Have a Happy Valentine's Dayl
Did you hear what I said?!
Have a Happy Valentine's
Day!!!
From,
Classifieds
Dear La Quinta,
May your days be brighter and
better. For the payment must
go up after Valentine's. Happy
Valentines.
Glenn
Suzy.(Grace)
Happy V-day! Thanks for be-
ing such a great friend and
roommate.
Love ya,
Judy
Dear RED,
Just a little reminder: 1 LOVE
U! Happy Valentine's Day.
Yours always,
BJ
65849,
1 only have love enough for
you. It takes the middle and
both ends. It overflows and I
find it impossible to keep in
control.
I respect you. I have laugh-
ed and cried with you. I have
dreamed and been unafraid
with you. We have climbed
mountains and conquered them
together. The time that we have
had I will always cherish. And
this is just to tell you how very
much 1 care. Happy 14th.
With much love,
49389
Rick Swistek,
You're special!
Sunshine,
Thanks for Shining so brightly
in my life. I love you lots and
miss you dearly. May our
future voyages be long and
many.
The Admiral
P.S. How about one long
voyage instead?
K,
You're such a FOX!
['11 Love You Forever!
JKL
Us
Dear Jack,
Wishing you a very Happy
Valentine's Day!
Love
Jill
Dear Don,
Happy Valentine's Day!!
Your sis
Mel
Chippy,
Spontaneous and lovable! Keep
on being as fun as you are!
We love You!!
Wendy* and Mari
JO-NEL,
You are missed on this campus.
Your cheery face was on asset
to all of us. Even though you're
in Florida this semester, we still
want to wish you a Happy
Valentine's Day.
Love,
The Econo Lodge Gang
(With Blue Carpet)
To N.C.M.,
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Love is sweet, and so are you.
Dear Bed 1 of 360 Thatcher,
No stuffed Animals. No candy.
Just a Happy Valentines wish
(o a Special Friend.
Love,
Bed 2 of 360
Dear Greg,
You must be the luckiest
brother in the world, because
you have me as a sister. Happy
hearts day.
Brenda
Dear Lonely Heart of '84,
Hope this year is better. Hap-
py Valentine's Day. You sure
have made this year fun for me.
Love
A professional horseback rider
Cher Michael,
Combien de jours nous restent?
Donnes-moi des biges sur mes
I'evres! Je t'aime beaucoup!
Amicalement
Gwen,
I Love You Much!
Lettiemaschaum
To: M. and T.,
You both are very lovely and
very special young ladies. I
,nope you have an especially
nice and eventful Valentine's
Day!
From: A Secret friend
P.S. Have a happy Sabbath!
Mommy,
Thanks for always being there
to give us the very best advice,
loving us in spite of ourselves
and making sure that we are
one of the best looking couples
at the banquets.
Love ya always,
B and D
My Dearest Darling Rus,
I hope you didn't think I would
forget you. You know I could
never do that! Happy Valen-
tine's Day! I'm still waiting!
To My Sweetheart and Best
Friend,
I thank God everyday for you,
And even though we are
separated, I know our love con-
tinues to grow and be strong
despite the distance. You know
our love was meant to be. One
of these days, when we're
together for good, I know it
will be better than we ever
dreamed it would be. You'll
always be my inspiration!
All of my love,
Your frozen yogurt girl. (HI)
Norvella,
Happy Valentine's Day! Thanx
so much for being understan-
ding with me...I Love You
Lots!!
Doug
Dear Sunshine of my Life;
I Love You! Y:ou are the
sweetest sweetheart around. I
really don't know what I'd do
without you, honey. You are so
warm, sweet, kind, good-
looking, understanding,
thoughtful and fun. Thanks for
all the wonderful memories we
have from the last 14 months
together. I love you with all my
heart Babe.
Your Sweetie
Unicorn,
Happy Valentine's Day!
Sweetest of wishes to the one I
will always fly to.
Yours,
Pegasus
Dear Babe,
I thank God every day ■
bringing us together. You'reil
best thing that has happened J
me in a long time. Like J
said.. .Every day is a ValenJl
Day for us. Yoiu're so s
to me. thanks for beii
friend. Have a Happy '
tine's Day!
I'll love you always fo
Sweets,
Happiness is being your Val
tine all year long. 1 love j
always !
Forever y01
Trig
Dear Owner of Cecil!
Deceased Pole Bean,
After two years I still j
Cecil, but I'm just happy t|
you don't bear beans then dij
By the way, my balloon m
be two years old, shriveled u
with all the helium gone outi
it, but the heart is still on til
side as big as it was.
I love yoM
Strawberry LovhI
Dear Cub,
I appreciate all you hard woJ
in getting our wedding plan
together. I can't wait lo spot
a lifetime with you. Thank yol
for your love and support.
All yoiufl
Glial
Tygger,
Thanks for saying ye
years ago. I don't know whii
I'd do without you. Haveavenl
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAll
and remember Sweets lovet|
you.
Forever you*
Swatifc
Dear Heather,
The proudest moment in bM
life was the day you said, "II
love you" to me. Thank y»|
for returning my adoration, f
All my hsuj
P.W.
Dear Nicky,
I think I'm finally growing!)
and learning to be open
■.'..:' I
my trust and feelings: realizMI
that even the best of frie°1
might not always be there. Bui
that's all the more reason «
take advantage of the Pre*iJ
and let you know how spec*!
you are and how 1 apprecWl
your encouragment and beliW
in me as an individual and'"]
abilities. Thank you, NicB|
Happy Valentine's Day!
Lov'|
Li3|
Dear Maria,
Roses are red. Hitler is dead
hope a truck runs over )">
head. No- I'm just kidding-
I love you very mgc
ithern/lccent
SC Is Cheap!
Comparison of College Costs 1984-1985
yell, maybe Southern Col-
n't cheap, but it is a lot
(expensive to complete your
here than at most
Seventh-day Adventist
n North America, ac-
> 1984-1985 statistics.
I quick look at just one
^t of your cost to attend
, however, will not give
a clear picture of the actual
|all cost you will incur, I
i found this out as I began
ompare housing to housing,
uition, etc. Whereas
| comes in a close third for
on costs, it has a good se-
1 place standing in respect
| room and board. When
costs are examined,
ir, SC clearly shows that
Bias kept costs down in the
pventist college sector.
IThe college that has the
Ehest tuition rate is Union
Ellege with a charge of $5 ,800
ir students taking 12-16 hours.
nically. Union is the lowest
room and board costs,
irging only a nominal $ 1 ,650
* year. The school which is
currently estimating the most
for room and board costs is
Andres University. Their
package price is $2,880 for
those commodities. And final-
ly, the school which claims the
lowest tuition cost is Oakwood
College, charging only $3,663
(based on 83-84 statistics) for
an average class load.
Student Association fees and
other miscellaneous fees also
make up part of the total
budget. Some schools charge a
percentage of the tuition cost.
Other schools, however, charge
an outright cash fee for the
privilege of being a member of
the Student Association. The
highest reported fee is Atlantic
Union College which charges
$225 for general and SA fees.
The lowest is Southwestern
College which only asks for
$64.
But the bottom line to all this
is "Who is the cheapest!" Ac-
cording to all statistics
available, we find that Andrews
University costs the most to at-
tend, with an estimated expen-
Co liege
Walla Walla
Pacific Union
Union
Southwestern
Andrews
Atlantic Union
Oakwood
Columbia Union
Southern
La Sierra
The information from this chart was taken from a document prepared by Richard Reiner, former
Business manager of Southern College. Our thanks to the people who cooperated with us while
we researched this material.
Tuition
Rm/Board
Fee
Total
$5,640
$2,242
$65
$7,948
2,325
8,106
1,650
7,450
2,516
64
7,192
5,625
2,880
8,505
5,575
2,300
225
8,100
3,663
1,920
66
5,649
5,310
2,391
174
7,875
4,800
2,180
6,980
5,775
2,460
8.235
diture of $8,505, while
Oakwood has the privilege of
being the cheapest, estimating
only $5,649 for an average stu-
dent budget. But there is one
catch to the low figure
Oakwood claims. Being a
minority college, they are heavi-
ly subsidized by conference and
government agencies. This
allows them to have an artificial
low.
So who stands next in line?
You guessed it-SCI Southern's
1984-1985 estimated student
budget was $6,980. The school
next up the ladder is
Southwestern, charging $7,192
for a school year.
You might argue that $6,980
is still a high price compared to
overall costs at a public univer-
sity. That is true. But a private
institution does not have the
monetary advantages that a
public university has. Nor does
a university have the Christian
education that our private
schools offer.
So when you come down to
the bottom line, even amidst
rising costs and inflation, SC is
still cheap. Not cheap in quali-
ty, but cheap in price!
Vincent Flores, a nursing ma-
jor and music minor, will be
having a contemporary Chris-
tian music concert in Thatcher
Hall, Saturday, February 23, at
5:30 p.m. All are invited to the
leagan's New Budget Asks Giant Cuts In Student Aid
|CPS)~As many as 2.5
jjllion college students could
: their financial aid funding
xi year if the education
dget President Reagan sent
Congress February 4th
feses, education proponents
he budget proposals incor-
rate many of the worst fears
iressed by educators since the
member election.
id while education groups
it year succeeded in pressur-
Congress to overrule most
the president's education
Jts, officials worry they may
' as lucky this time.
gan wants to cut next
student aid budget by
billion, a 27 percent
crease from the $9 billion
ropriated for the current fun-
year, according to Educa-
Department spokesman
mean Helmrich.
Under Reagan's plan, the en-
education budget would be
'shed by nearly $3 billion-
°m $18.4 billion to $15.5
lion-for the upcoming fiscal
'But (the current $18.4
jlion budget) includes a $750
1 appropriation for pay-
er" of prior Pell Grants and
Guaranteed Student Loans
(GSLs) debts, so we're really
only talking about a little over
a $2 billion cut," Helmrich
says.
Student aid will suffer most
of the decrease.
Under Reagan's proposal:
Students with family incomes
over $32,500 will be cut from
the GSL program, beginning
with the 1986-87 school year.
Those with family incomes
above $25,000 would be denied
Pell Grants, National Direct
Student Loans (NDSLs), or
College Work-Study funds.
The State Student Incentive
Grant and Supplemental
Educational Opportunity Grant
programs will be eliminated.
Assistance programs for in-
ternational education, foreign
language study, and the Fund
for the Improvement of Post-
Secondary Education will be
cut drastically or eliminated.
Funding will be frozen for
remedial education, block
grants, handicapped education,
bilingual learning programs,
and vocational and adult
education programs.
Needless to say, Reagan's
proposals are drawing harsh
criticism from education
groups.
"We see (the proposals)
very major assault on education
and student aid," says Dallas
Martin, executive director of
the National Association of
Student Financial Aid Ad-
ministrators.
"More than one million
students will be made ineligible
by the $25,000 ceiling on the
Pell Grant, NDSL, and Work-
Study programs," Martin
contends.
"Roughly one million more
will be displaced by the $32,500
cap on GSLs, and another
300,000 will be affected by the
cuts in state grant programs,"
he predicts.
Congress must still review
and approve Reagan's pro-
posals, or pass its own version
of the education budget.
Martin frets he and his col-
leagues face a hard battle to
beat back the proposed cuts.
"We're in a totally different
environment this year," he ex-
plains. "Last year was an elec-
tion year and no one wanted to
do anything too unpopular."
This year, he says, "because
of the tremendous pressure to
control the deficit, we should
not assume that Congress will
automatically step in and reduce the c
AIDS the Topic
of Nursing Lecture
Dr. Gary Swinger, assistant
director of communicable
disease of the Tennessee State
Department of Health and En-
vironment, will present an
evening workshop, "Update:
AIDS, Hepatitis, and the Un-
fortunate Five Percent," next
Thursday at Southern College
of Seventh-day Adventists.
Scheduled for February 21 at
7 p.m. in Mazie Herin Hall,
Room 103, the workshop in-
cludes Dr. Swinger's discussion
of current knowledge and
unanswered questions concerc-
ing AIDS (Acquired Immune
Deficiency Syndrome) and
hepatitis, as well as a film con-
cerning nosocomial infection-
"The Unfortunate Five
Percent."
"An estimated 1000 to 1500
people are being newly infected
with the AIDS virus weekly,"
states Dr. Swinger. "With near-
ly 4000 deaths having already
occured in the U.S., AIDS had
become one of the most
devastating and perplexing
medical problems of recent
history."
His discussion of hepatitis
will review the various forms of
hepatitis. Dr. Swinger will also
outline recommendations for
prophylaxid exposed in special
situations.
Dr. Swinger has two master's
degrees in public health, from
the University of Michigan and
from Tulane University in
Louisiana. He received his basic
medical training at the Univer-
sity of Illinois.
Presently the major medical
consultant for the state on in-
fectious disease, he has con-
ducted "outbreak" investiga-
tions, and numerous lectures
and seminars.
This lecture is part of the
Florence Oliver Anderson Nur-
sing Series and is open to the
public. Admission is free unless
a CEU certificate is requested,
entailing a $6 fee.
Tetfersr:
Editorial
m Shh! This Is a Library
I often want to hear those words when I am in the library. Un-
foJlate,r?do not. The noise in that facility .s too ou ^ when
one considers that a library >s supposed o be a qu et place to
study. In my experiences with libranes, pubhc or private the noise
level was kept to a minimum, if there was any noise at aU. This
is not a characteristic of the McKee Library. Last semester while
studying on the third floor, all of a sudden, I heard an individual,
also on the third floor, yell to someone at die library counter below
us In reply, someone from below yeUed back. To my surprise,
neither one was told to keep his voice low. Considering the act
a rare incident, I eventually forgot about it. However, in subse-
quent trips, the noise at times seemed to be just as great. I pointed
out this fact to the Head Librarian, Mr. Charles Davis, and since
then, the situation has improved. The problem does not fall en-
tirely on his shoulders, but the library is still noisy!
There are places in the McKee Library that are very quiet, such
as the Reference Room and the Nursing Lab. But why should a
student be driven to one of these places if in theory, the whole
library is supposed to be quiet. The noise level is particularly high
on the second floor in the afternoon. This area is the place where
one checks out books, enters and exits, and does his primary
research, so understandably, there is a certain amount of noise
that should be tolerated. But if one finds that his studying leads
him to the library, and he wishes to study at a second floor car-
rel, then he should not be driven to another area because the later
one is quieter.
The logical situation is for the library personnel to emphasize
to any individual that talks above a whisper to keep his voice low.
The act is not a pleasing one but comes with the job. Because
loud talkers are not asked to lower their voices, some students
fail to realize that the McKee Library is supposed to be a quiet
facility, and not a social area. When this act is done, more students
will find the library a logical alternative for studying.
CLOSER THAN YOU THINK
Dear Editor,
Letter to the Editor. ..concern-
ing the article "Too Far To
Walk" by Jack
Wood... February 14 issue of
Southern Accent... page 5...
Please remember, "Opinions
expressed in letters and by-lined
articles are the OPINION OF
THE AUTHOR..."
The flip-side of the same issue
is that it's not too far to walk
to Brock. I agree, of course,
that the distance is more than
the walk to the music building,
but by only a few dozen more
steps. Maybe we should ask the
administration to supply a high
speed monorail between the
Student Center and Brock Hall.
Just a thought...
And while I'm at it, a big
thank-you to Lori Heinsman
for her work entitled "Frank-
ly, My Dear, I Don't Give A
Flip." We do need to protect
our minds as much as possible
from exposure to psychological
garbage. To say nothing of pur-
posely exposing them...
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mistreatment, but les .
hones, and state the reasoj
it and not pass it off a7°'f
Everybody Week " A,1
because a group reserve!
right to celebrate, do« ,
mean that I have to, or fo,
matter the whole schooP i
not share in the suffering 0,1
persecution of the Black
so why am I expec^l
participate-whyismyscJ
Mr. Brown completes ^
tide with a very patriotic a,
to us as Americans. This J
reasonable appeal, a good.
On this very point of Amern
patriotism though, I find J
greatest flaw in a Black HisI
Week. This nation is uniqiiij
that people from all pI]T
people of all colors have c,
here and have beci-
Americans. All groups comi]
say, "We are America!
though we come
(wherever)." But in a „.,
History Week where has ll
idea gone. Are we to sayffl
Black first and an American'
cond, I'm white first i
Continued on page 3
THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both repre-
sented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse
Corps. The caduceus on the left i
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and [
career advancement are the rule,
I not the exception. The gold bar ■_. .
on the nght means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
^r?lng va^N' write: ArmV Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
Cut ton, NJ 07015.
ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE AU YOU CAN BE.
Dear Editors:
This letter is in response to
Harry Brown Ill's article,
"Why A Black History Week, "
in your February 14 issue. Mr.
Brown's response to the ques-
tion, "Why have Black History
Week and not Chinese History
Week or some other ethnic
history week?", does not, in
my opionion, answer the ques-
tion. He says that a group who
is treated as he describes,
reserves the right to celebrate
man's realization of equality
for all. First, if Black History
Week is a celebration of equali-
ty of all, then why is it tilted so
narrowly. Why is it not a
"Brotherhood Week" (or non-
sex "Peoplehood").
His entire argument of
equality, acceptance, reuniting
brothers and sisters has little to
do with a Black History Week.
Black History Week is a focus
on the black race as a special
race deserving special treatment
because of injustices heaped
upon it in Lie past. Black
History Week can be fairly
defended because of this past
leflections
Is Judging on the Menu
. Lily a Wagner
I deposited my luggage at the
Icet counter and wandered
ough the airport. My hectic
to turn in the rented car on
had left me somewhat
athless, but now I had time
(vaste before my flight left.
; body strongly suggested
i I do something about that
igry feeling I had ignored
hours. Why don't they have
:nt snack bars in airports?
ondered. I mused about
I restaurants I had known,
p my stomach kept telling
mind to DO
4ETHING!
hen as I rounded the cor-
eyes focused on a sign-
: Good Earth Food Bar! No
ivitation needed! I
nptly took the remaining
at the counter and reached
i menu. Business boomed;
ful personnel dashed
nd, trying to meet the
[ands of customers' as
hungry as I. While I waited I
pondered over the menu and
scrutinized my seatmates.
Right next to me sat a cou-
ple of neatly-dressed, well-
behaved, rather solemn young
men. Aha! I thought. Mis-
sionaries from a well-known ac-
tive denomination based in
Utah. I decided I wasn't in any
mood to hear a mini-sermon. I
quickly turned my attention to
the menu and ignored the other
customers. Then I noticed that
the young man closest to me
had just received his order, and
it looked exactly like what I
wanted to eat! I glanced back
at my menu, but couldn't
discover just what that tantaliz-
ing item might be. Curiosity
and hunger won out. I turned
to the young man and asked,
"What's that, and where is it
on the menu?"
That led to the beginning of
a pleasant conversation. I spoke
cautiously, not wanting to be
drawn into some religious ex-
change at that moment. After
a while he asked, "Are you on
a business trip?"
"Yes," I replied. "I'm a col-
lege English teacher, and I'm
out here in Philadelphia for a
convention."
He grimaced, then said with
a wry smile, "I've had my share
of them--when I was a
student."
"What do you do now?" No
sooner had I said that when I
thought, uh-oh, I just gave him
the opening he needed.
He answered, "I'm a profes-
sional hockey player with the
Detroit Redwings."
My astonishment must have
showed. He smiled. "Haven't
you ever met a professional
hockey player before?"
I hadn't. Neither did I
remember being caught quite so
off guard before. An interesting
conversation followed. I learn-
ed much about professional
hockey, broken noses (his
slightly crooked nose had been
broken four times), and
violence in sports. He listened
politely to talk of English
teaching and Seventh-day
Adventists.
Our meal ended and we
dashed off to catch our flights.
I 'm not sure what he took away
from that encounter, but I
learned once again not to be
hasty in judging people.
"...God sees not as man sees,
for man looks at the outward
appearance, but the Lord looks
at the heart." (1 Sam. 16:7,
New American Standard)
Life gives us abundant op-
portunities forjudging others;
this is true in the collegiate set-
ting as well. Does that daily
routine include some judging
perhaps? Faculty see many
faces in their classes. Do they
give students a chance to prove
themselves, or do they make
snap judgments just like I did
with my friend the hockey
player? Students meet faculty A
whose names have previously ^&
been simply names on a roster.
Do students also make snapj
judgments and thereby possibly
hinder their own learning as
well as a potentially positive
relationship with faculty? Peo-
ple meet. People judge. Does it
have to be inevitable?
No matter how perceptive we
think we are, we DO make
mistakes in judgment—
particularly in the area of
human nature. Let's give each
other a proper chance, and
avoid that unnecessary item on
life's menu-judging!
(Dr. Liiya Wagner is the wife of
Southern College's President
John Wagner and teaches
English at the University of
Tennessee/Chattanooga.)
metiers. .
nerican second, I'm Asian
t and an American second,
we cannot afford to do
. Our hope as a nation and
leople depend upon our com-
m idea that we are all one, we
all Americans first and
rnio'st. Our national in-
sts must override our special
crests.
are to have a week in
; recognize the special
itribution of the black peo-
r nation, why not iden-
it properly within this tradi-
f assimilation and
. Give us an "American
itory-The Black Contribu-
i Week."
LET ME EXPLAIN
Dear Editors,
Many individuals had trou-
ble understanding the meaning
of the "Declaration of In-
dependence" in their day, so it
is not surprising that students,
administrators, and friends of
Southern College have trouble
understanding the revision
printed in the February 14,
1985, issue of the Southern
Accent.
For several years now, the
voter turnout for election of
Student Association officers
has dwindled. Why don't more
students campaign, why don't
more students vote? Could it be
that they have had bad ex-
periences with former elections
and administrations, or is it
that students just don't feel that
their vote will count. Whatever
of the
"Declaration of Indepen-
dence," is meant to be a
guideline in future campaigns
and administrations.
Honesty should be involved
in all future campaigns and ad-
ministrations, "...the Laws of
the Student Association and of
the Student Association Con-
stitution entitle them a decent
respect to the opinions of the
students..."
Clark Larrabee
THANK YOU FOR NO CLASSES
Dear Editors,
The faculty and administration
of Southern College deserve a
magnanimous "Thank You,"
for not conducting morning I
classes on Tuesday, the 12th of
February because of bad
weather, or was it in observa-
tion of Lincoln's Birthday?
Whatever the occasion, the
decision by Dr. Allen, Wagner
and their cohorts was very
much appreciated!!!!
Many students had a great
time throwing, falling in and
photographing the magnificent
blessing. And Southern College
was even on the radio, with all
the other area school closings.
Were there any students
wondering what to do? Not to
my knowledge.
THANK YOU SC!
Clark Larrabee
NOTE:
Because Spring
Break will start next
Thursday after-
noon, the same day
the Accent comes
out, there will be no
paper next week.
Have a great
vacation!
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Denver-Be it a touch of
divine intervention or just good
business, the Padre Restaurant,
run by the Denver area's largest
Catholic parish, is a secular
The Disciples are sand-
wiches, the Prodigal Son a
hamburger, and the Pontiff-at
$11.95 the most expensive
menu item-bone\ess prime rib.
Also on the menu is the
Mother Superior club and
Adam's Pride and Eve's
Pleasure-also known as chef
and shrimp salads.
The Rev. Fred McCallin was
inspired to open the Padre 10
years ago. With the Rocky
Mountains as a backdrop, it sits
about 20 miles south of
downtown Denver, off In-
terstate 25.
The parish-run restaurant
naturally follows the example
set by Christ, who "multiplied
the loaves and fishes many
times" and dined with many of
those whose lives he touched,
McCallin says.
Housed inside the large,
starkly modern brick complex
that is the St. Thomas More
Center, the Padre has some of
the trappings of a chic fem bar,
including greenery and stained
glass. But there are pews in the
lobby for those waiting for a
table, and McCallin table-hops
in his black-and-white garb.
Despite the priest's presence
and the clever menu, Catholi-
cism is not the main course.
The Padre is frequented by
business people and families
who do not belong to the
parish, and rabbis and Protes-
tant ministers also drop in.
That's the idea, McCallin
says.
"It's a meeting place where
people who know nothing
about Catholics have an oppor-
tunity to meet Catholics, and
College Bowl Nears End
Melanie Boyd
The final games of the Col-
lege Bowl are now upon us. In
the past two semifinal rounds
we saw, on Thurs., Feb. 14,
Duerksen defeating Duncan.
Duerksen was off to a running
start, with an impressive
answering of questions. Then
during the middle of play, Dun-
can launched their comeback to
tie Duerksen only momentari-
ly. However, Duerksen
couldn't be stopped and won
the game for a final score of
215-230.
On Monday the 18th, we saw
the last match of the semifinals.
The two teams playing were
Hobbs and Goodrum. Hobbs
took an early lead in the game,
but Goodrum quickly came
back to go on top by a large
margin. Gradually, Hobbs
began to close the gap between
them and eventually tied the
score. Up until the end of the
game, both teams were running
virtually neck and neck. Then
toward the last few minutes of
the game, Goodrum surged
ahead to defeat Hobbs 240-210.
Tuesday, February 26, the
College Bowl final will be held
at chapel, featuring Duerksen
versus the winner of the
Goodrum/Duncan match.
we have an opportunity to meet
them," says the spry, cheerful
man of 71.
"Not that we're going to go
out and evangelize them."
In fact, there is a mezuza, a
container of prayers placed on
the doors of Jewish
households, found usually on
the Padre door. "Rabbis have
come out here and enjoyed the
fact that we have one,"
McCallin said.
The Padre pays taxes and is
run like any other restaurant,
says its general manager, Don
Mestnik.
McCallin says the restaurant,
which offers "good food and
generous portions at affordable
prices," usually breaks even.
Anything left over goes into
parish coffers.
A drawing of a roly-poly
padre decorates the menu, pro-
mising "Heavenly Food,
Spirits, and More!"
Cashier Nancy Olsen says the
menus are a hit with surprised,
first-time diners.
"We can't keep enough
menus in hand, ' ' she says,
laughing. "They want to take
them home for proof."
Dinners can be topped off
with Satan's Temptations such
as mud pie or cheesecake, and
coffee is in the "Fire and
Brimstone" category.
The Padre has a license to
serve Heavenly Hops (beer) and
Holy Spirits (the hard stuff),
which comes in handy when
banquets and wedding recep-
tions are held in the parish com-
plex. And, of course, there's
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An 80's malady
Campus News Digest Service
Apathy: it's a national pro-
blem, especially among teens.
Adolescent behavior experts see
more and more teenagers with
similar symptoms-they're
bored, depressed and unable to
think realistically about their
future.
Although many parents and
teachers may think teenagers
are just " going through a
stage." the problem is deeper,
and depression can have scary
effects. In the past 20 years,
teenage suicides have tripled,
according to the American
Association of Sucidology in
Denver. An increasing number
of adolescents are being
hospitalized for depression.
After high school, an increas-
ing number of grown
children-20 million in 1982-stay
at home rather than find a place
of their own.
Psychologist Elaine Moor,
director of an intervention pro-
gram at Ada S. McKinley Com-
munity Services in Chicago, has
seen more teens who are
depressed and apathetic in the
past five years, teens who "are
unequipped to make the tran-
sition from late childhood to
self-sufficient young
adulthood."
Moor believes that a major
reason stems from overprotec-
tion by parents, who sometimes
make excuses for child ir-
responsibility. Adolescents can-
not learn the consequence of
their actions if parents cover for
them. It "creates an unreal
world for them."
Another effect pf over-
protection is a self-centered,
"the world owes me" attitude.
Moor says teens can turn to
depression and apathy when
they realize they are underskill-
ed to make it in the world.
Society is partly to blame for
the confusion during teen years.
The nuclear threat, interna-
tional upheaval, high
unemployment and rising prices
brings about the future when it
might not even come?".
Our high-tech, fast-paced
world of communications con-
trasts sharply with the
classroom, and teen apathy cai
transfer to teacher apathy.
MTV, the cable music station,
may also contribute to disorien-
tation because of the
glamorous, artsy portrayal of
musicians, fashions, etc.
All right. All this is depress-
ing enough. What can be done
to help?
Teenage apathy should not
be ignored, hoping it will be
outgrown, Moor says. A.
reassertion of adult authority,
setting appropriate teenage
behavior patterns and giving in-
creasing responsibility will help
teens face the reality of becom-
ing adults.
Help bring
the world
together.
Host an
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student
International %uth
Exchange, a Presidential
Initiative for peace, brings
teenagers from other coun-
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American families and at-
tend American schools.
Learn about participating
as a volunteer host family
Write: YOUTH EXCHANGE
Pueblo, Colorado 81009
A way From Campus
Jack Wood
Plans for Memorial Auditorium
The April opening of the Trade Center might cut into the
business customarily directed toward the Memorial Auditorium.
Manager Clyde Hawkins says that he has plans to make
auditorium business "boom." "We hate to lose any event," Clyde
said, "but it will open up dates we haven't been able to utilize.
The live events are ticketed events which bring much more of a
revenue than an exhibit show." Hawkins also pointed out that
fundraising functions are another way to drum up money to
renovate Memorial Auditorium into a fabulous concert hall.
What is character but the deter-
mination of incident? what is inci-
dent but the illustration of
character?
Henry James
Party Hearty
Campus News Digest Service
Can partying in college help
your chances for success in a
career? Maybe-according to a
University of Texas study of
more than 1,000 graduates
from 1974-82.
Rated most helpful were
social activities (20) and recrea-
tional (l<j). The most useful
class was-pay attention-
English. These are graduates
talking, folks.
A liberal arts education pro-
ved helpful to three-quarters of
the graduates. Only 1 Hound it
worthless or of little help.
In finding the first job, con-
tacts and referrals (followed by
direct application to the com-
pany) beat out newspaper ads
and campus interviews. About
half the graduates reported jobs
unrelated or barely related to
their majors.
Missile Trap in Canada
President Reagan is putting lots of time and money towards fin-
ding the "ultimate defense" against incoming missiles. Tuesday
morning over remote Northern Canada peace activist were try-
ing something a bit less sophisticated, hoping to disrupt a free
flight of an American cruise missile. The activist placed weather
balloons in the flight path of the B-52. The B-52, carrying the
unarmed missile, left North Dakota on schedule Tuesday morn-
ing. The protestors were hoping to snag the craft as it passed
overhead.
Plane Crash
In the mountains above Bilboa, Spain, Tuesday morning, an
Iberian Airliner 727 crashed and burned with 147 passengers on
board. At first, correspondents believed there were survivors, but
now they confirm they have found none. The Bolivian Labour
Minister was killed in the crash, and three members of the
minister's party were also among the victims. The cause of the
crash was unknown as of Tuesday.
Another Plane Down
A China arlines jumbo jet was forced to make an emergency
landing Tuesday in San Francisco after hitting a wind sheer and
dropping 32,000 feet. More than 50 passengers were injured when
the plane was forced down after a rapid change in the wind speed
and direction.
Public Prayer
The Supreme Court said Tuesday it will rule on whether public
schools can allow students to meet during school hours for prayer
and religious worship. The justice says that it will review over-
ruling banning such meetings in Pennsylvania high schools.
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Rees Series Weekend
Begins Tonight
R
7. Randolph Thuesdee
The Rees Series, the highlight
of Southern College's basket-
ball season, begins tonight with
the first game beginning at 7:00
i. As the traditional end to
the basketball intramural
ion, the Rees Series tourna-
ment is one not only enjoyed by
those who play, but also for
those who attend.
The Rees Series was named
in honor of Dr. C. N. Rees,
President of Southern Mis-
sionary College from
1958-1967. Dr. Rees was an
avid basketball fan and when
he retired, the school held the
tournament in honor of him.
The Series began as a Dorm
vs. Village tournament based
on a best two-out-of-three, but
the format soon turned into
what has made the Series the
classic as it is today, class vs.
class.
Tonight's first game features
the Juniors vs. the Freshmen.
The Juniors, the second seeded
team, are comprised of David
Butler, Greg Cain, Steve
Carlson, Henry Coleman,
Mark Murphy, Doug Rowland-
Captain, Bob Rodgers, J. Ran-
dolph Thuesdee, and Tim
Wessman. The Juniors are
coached by Reed Christman,
who is coaching a Rees Series
team for the second time. The
Freshman are coached by Ron
Qualley and included on the
team are Mike Accardo, Kent
Boyle, Iain Davis, Toby
Fowler, Eric Hope, Jim
Malone, Jon Marcum, Bob
Murdoch, and Dave Nottleson.
The Freshmen are considered
the third seeded team, primari-
ly of (heir Rees Series
inexperience.
In tonight's second game, it's
the top-seeded team, the
Seniors, vs. the Fourth seeded
team, the Sophomores. Led by
Mike Gentry, the Senior team
includes Bob Stephan, Eric
Mock, Jon Miller, Vito Mon-
tiperto, Ron Aguilera, Jim
Hakes, Anthony Peets, and
Doug Copess. The Seniors are
coached by Everette Schlisner,
who is making his fifth straight
coaching assignment in the
Rees Series. The Sophomores
are coached by Mike
Meriweather. Meriweather is
making his second coaching
assignment and his team in-
cludes David Green, Tony
McFadden, Ken Warren,
Charley Green, Jeff Davis,
Kevin Williams, Rob Williams
and Loren Grant.
This promises to be a most
exciting time on the campus
and students are strongly en-
couraged to come out and root
for their respective classes.
Tonights victorious teams
will play a one game playoff
Saturday night after the con-
solation game between
tonight's losing teams. Satur-
day night's action gets under
way at 7:30 p.m.
HOCKEY ROSTERS
Alonso/ Boyle
Estrada/ Russell
Herman/ South
Dedeker, Jay
Angelo, Chris
Crone, Jim
Heston, Mark
Buch, Marc
Jenks, Paul
Malone, Jim
Green, Charley
Johnson, Gary
McKnight, Bill
Martin, Steve
Joiner, Joe
Mixon, Myron
Miller, Jon
Pheirim, Ernie
Narvaez, Julio
Nase, Brian
Rada, Norman
Pollett, Steve
Portugal, Robert
Wells, Fred
Chaffin/ Negron
Evans/ Jaecks
Mellert/ Montaperto
Jones, Steve
Forsey, Dave
Miranda, David
Fowler, Doug
Barrow, Ron
Palsgrove, Mike
Fowler, Toby
Brownlow, John
Record, John
Fulbright, Mike
Kovalski, Jerry
Rodgers, Bob
Hess, Greg
Lane, Chris
Williams, Paul
Kamieneski, Bob
Lounsberry, Ryan
Wilson, Steve
Montieth, John
Pierre, MacBeth
Coppess/ Lacra
Fivecoat/ Hubbard
l£
Aguas, Mike
Chase, Ted
Lovett, Dan
Deely, Joe
May, Grover
Kemmerer, Scott
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Pollett, Brian
Ojo, Jide
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Potter, Jeff
Rada, Ephraim
Tunnell, Dale
St. Clair, Jeff
Wurl, Jon
Smith, Bo
Durocher
Rada
15
Golightly, Dennis
Hanson. Chris
David Denton and Jimmy
Kendall, Bobby
Rada, Rinaldi
Scalzo, Andre
Senska, Brad
Sutton, Corey
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Reinhold Smith
It seems that there are many
women at Southern College
who secretly long to be able to
capture the heart of a Theology
major. True, the school year is
almost three-quarters over, but
why give up? The important
thing is understanding what
really is important to a man of
the cloth.
Here is an unabridged list
representing the hidden and
secret longings of each and
every Theology major. Now,
you too can be the lucky can-
didate for a life of pastoral
bliss:
DIRECTIONS: Place a
small, unassuming mark (to
denote humility) beside each at-
tribute which applies to you (be
frugal-use pencil).
Major: elementary educa-
tion, nursing or home ec.
(Three extra points)
Can type (with both hands).
Bakes homemade bread,
(from scratch, no box mixes).
"Fascinating Womanhood"
is your lifelong favorite book.
Can make gluten.
Specializes in cottage cheese
loaf.
Can cook without oil, milk,
or salt. Bake without the use of
sugar.
Eats junk food less than once
per semester.
Sews well (even black suits)
Mends nylons rather than
chucking them out.
Dresses inconspicuously
(dark ugly clothes etc.).
Wears jeans only on Sunday
or at home (baggy type).
Puts hair in a "bun" at least
three times per week.
Enters knitting and
crocheting contests.
No make-up (except
Johnson's baby powder).
Showers each day (must be
quick).
Toothpaste-dabs rather than
globs.
Toothpaste-squeezes from
the end of the tube.
Subscribes to Adventist
Review, Life and Health, and
Listen.
Reads only ABC approved
books.
Listens only to Brahms,
Mozart, and Del Delker.
Pleasant, but no sense of
humor.
Tries to attend worship twice
a day.
Does not chew gum in
church.
Goes on singing bands
(minimum of twice a month)
Doesn't sleep in on Sundays.
Enjoys a "night on the
town" at the Campus Kitchen.
Abhors fancy, high-priced
sports cars such as: Porsches,
300ZX, Mazda RX-7s, and
B.M.W.s
Drives a Pinto or Vega.
Grabs wrong end of a
screwdriver and acts helpless.
Teaches cooking schools,
and or operates VBS.
Works well the primary or
kindergarten departments.
Enjoys cleaning-up after
potlucks.
Daughter of Pastor or Con-
ference worker (five extra
points)
23-25 points-Order your
dress now!
17-22 points--Re-evaluate
your schedule for next year.
8-16 points-Don't give-up
unless you are a Junior or
Senior.
0-7 points-Check-out a P.E.
JOBS
Applications being accepted
for part-time positions as:
•Aerobic Exercise
Instructors
•Day Camp Counselors
•Karate Instructors
•Gymnastic Instructors
•Child-Care Counselors
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(M.S.P.H.) degrees with a major in Environmental Health.
A Baccalaureate degree with a major in a biological or
physical science is a basic prerequisite.
For complete information write:
DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH
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VOTE TODAY
Elect
BRENT VAN ARSDELL
SOUTHERN ACCENT
EDITOR
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Classifieds
THE BEST OF BRITAIN
TOUR. Travel through
England, Scotland, Wales, Ju-
ly 9-30, 1985. Three hours of
credit (six hours with extension
to August 5). Credit may be
history or humanities (General
Education areas C-l and D-3).
Satisfies European history re-
quirement. Price:
$2,100-$2,300. Contact Dr.
William Wohlers, Department
of History, Phone 238-2528 or
396-3220.
Foresight
ATTENTION FOOD
B1NGERS: For some time now
you have been locked into a cy-
cle of gorging food and then
purging cither by forced
vomiting, laxitives, diuretics, or
continual dieting and fasting.
You often feel unable to break
this cycle. A group is now be-
ing started for persons strug-
gling with this bahavior pat-
tern. If you are interested in
joining us, please call one of
these numbers: 396-2136 or
396-2093. Ask for Laura.
Steve Darmody, baritone, will
have a vesper concert at the
Ooltewah SDA Church
February 23. 5:30 p.m. All are
welcome.
The Financial Aid Office is
holding a seminar on applying
for grants and loans for the
1985-86 school year on Thurs-
day, February 21, in Sum-
merour, room 105. Anyone
with questions about financial
aid is encouraged to come. If
you cannot make the above
time, the seminar will be held
February 25, Monday, at 5:30
p.m. in the cafeteria banquet
room and February 27,
Wednesday, at 12:00 in the
DO YOU WISH SOMEONE
WOULD JUST LISTEN TO
YOU? You're not alone if you
call Family and Children's Ser-
vices for proffesional counsel-
ing, at 755-2800. Family and
Children's Services (A United
Way Agency), has provided af-
fordable confidential counsel-
ing in the community for over
a century. Whether you come
alone, with your spouse, or set
up an appointment for the en-
tire family, professional
counselors are good listeners,
they understand. 755-2800
Friday
Saturday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
February 22
February 23
February 26
February 27
February 28
Vespers: Les Pitton
Church: Les Pitton
8:00 p.m.: Rees Series
Chapel: College Bowl Final
4:00 p.m.: Traffic Court
Chapel: Division and Club Meeting
Hunter Museum of Art is pleas-
ed to announce the opening of
an exhibition by the late
American artist, Milton Avery,
on Sunday, February 24th in
the Mezzanine and Foyer
Galleries. The collection will re-
main on view through April 21 .
Hunter Museum of Art is pleas-
ed to present the second annual
American Scene fundraiser
March 7 through 10. The
project — designed to focus at-
tention on the Hunter's fine
collection of American art by
spotlighting a different U.S.
cultural area each year — will be
built around an exhibition of
over 100 fine art and craft ob-
jects from galleries in and near
Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Need a paper typed now?! Up
to 20 pages quaranteed over-
night, error-free, $1.00 per
page. Call 238-221 1 and ask for
Kathryn.
ATTENTION STUDENTS:
The "Music Man" musical is in
need of an advertising manager
who will make lycommission.
Also needed are volunteers to
work as prop builders and stage
hands. If interested, contact
Mr. Gilbert at 238-2887, Sheila
Elwin at 238-2170, or sign up
on the posters in Talge and
Thatcher.
PERSONAL
Mr. Marc Buch, Dr. John
Wagner, for courtesy and ac-
tion far above and beyond the
call of duty, you have our
deepest appreciation and
gratitude.
DESTINY
The Southern Accent wishes to apologize to those who submit-
ted a Valentine's Day classified yet found that is was accidental-
ly left out. Although the effect is not the same, we have included
them in this week's issue.
PERSONAL
Dear Poop,
Strootles of ootles, and ootles
and ootles of strootle.
Always and forever
Poopie
Walla Walla College is now ac-
cepting applications for an in-
ternship in an aggressive and in-
novative college marketing and
public relations program.
Primary responsibilities will in-
clude working with publica-
tions, managing special promo-
tional projects, and creative
writing. For more information,
see the Testing and Counseling
Center in the Student Center.
Hatchett & Cunningham
Associated, Inc., an employ-
ment agency specializing in the
recruitment of minorities and
females, is looking for seniors
entering the job market with a
strong technical discipline and
a GPA of 3.00. or better. This
company recruits for com-
panies on a nationwide basis.
For more information, see the
Testing and Counseling Center
in the Student Center.
Dear "Sweet-Urns",
Thanks for such a great rela-
tionship over the past four
months. I'm privileged that
you're my Valentine.
"Sweet-Urns 11"
Dear Pat,
Thanx for being you. I love you
very much.
Love,
Smurfette
Dear Janine Hinds,
"When I'm close to you it tru-
ly warms my heart." Thanks
for being a superb and fun
friend! Happy Valentine's Day'
X's & O's!
Jimmy Boy
Happy Valentine LADY
Love ya.
O Great Cool One,
Your prolonged ubiquity has
pervaded my being with an un-
bounded sense of felicitousness
and euphoria. I shudder to
ruminate on existence without
your hirsute torso. Pray, sus-
tain this transport...
Your benign servant,
KLS
Happy Valentine Melvin. I'll
always love you Sweets!
Dear Mac, It's been a great 27
months and I'm looking for-
ward to many more. Happy
Valentine's Day! I luv u
this much!
Mugawumps
WHAT
HAPPENS
WHEN YOU REGISTER WITH
SELECTIVE SERVICE?
NOTHING.
Men, if you're about to turn 1 8, it's
time to register with Selective Service
at any U.S. Post Office.
It's quick. It's easy.
And it's the law.
:ed as a Public Service Ann
What is a weed? A plant whose vir-
KLD
Happy Valentine'.'
Day!'!'*. !-?•/!•.?•.?•-/.?!,
.-•!-?•!!!! (Don't worry,... they tues nave not been discovered.
don't understant married cou-
ple talk.) Emerson
SPD
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Southern /Iccent
Article Presents Theory to Extend Periodic Systems
The periodic system of
molecules has been
firm basis
group
dial on
fbeory and has been extended
lecules with larger
^umbers of atoms. An article
published by Dr.
[lefferlin-- professor of physics
Southern College who is cur-
fntly on sabbatical— by an
scientist, and by two
louthern College students, ex-
plains these results in the Jour-
mi of Quantitative Spec-
and Radiative
transfer.
The result of the work which
his article, and others, report
s that small molecules can be
arranged in geometric
harts'Just as can the atoms.
Thus there is strong evidence of
the natural world.
This design is called the
"periudic law;" heretofore, it
has been applied to atoms only.
The atomic and molecular
arrays display in concrete form
what everyone knows" and
they will allow the prediction of
numerical values of properties
for interesting molecules. Such
prediction has already been
done for neutral diatomic
molecules, and for neutral and
ionized quarked molecules. In
the former case, there is very
good agreement with subse-
quently found data.
R.A. Hefferlin is currently a
visiting professor of physics at
the University of Denver. Dr.
Hefferlin's colaborers are G. V.
Zhuvikin, a candidate for the
degree of Doctor of Physical
and Mathematical Sciences at
Leningrad State University; K.
E. Caviness (S.C. alumnus),
studying for his master's degree
in physics at the University of
Lowell, in Massachusetts; P. J.
Duerksen (S.C. alumna) work-
ing on her doctoral degree in
biochemistry at the Medical
School of Emory University, in
Atlanta.
The work was begun in Len-
ingrad, during the winter and
spring of 1981. Dr. Hefferlin
was an exchange scholar under
a program of the National
Academy of Sciences, which
administers many such ex-
changes on behalf of the United
States.
The work was completed
when the last two authors were
under-graduates at Southern
College.
The extension of the familiar
chart of the chemical elements
so that molecules could be con-
SC To Participate
in AIA Convention
fheila Elwin
1 The Adventist Intercollegiate
association Convention will be
fleld this year from Thursday,
parch 28, till Tuesday, April 2,
fn the campus of Union Col-
Lincoln, Nebraska.
AIA
of
porth American S.D.A. college
(Mudent governments which has
,'hree primary goals: to repre-
sent the collective opinions of
P-D.A. colleges, to assist effec-
peness in student governments
pgarding the social, spiritual,
pd scholastic needs of college
pudents, and to promote com-
pensation and cooperation
pniong these student
pvernments.
The convention held each
^ar is a type 0f workshop in-
cluding program sharing
I among S. A. officers and in-
I faction with experts in the
fields of management, pro-
gramming, and leadership.
Along with the annual con-
vention, AIA also publishes a
quarterly newsletter and four
monthly summaries.
The association is financed
by membership dues paid by
student governments, and
policy is set at the conventions,
when a president and publica-
tions vice-president are elected.
This year, ten students and
two faculty members will at-
tend the convention. These are
incoming officers Cameron
Cole, Carole Huenergardt,
Brent Van Arsdell, Paul Ware,
and Jonathan Wurl, and outgo-
ing officers Bob Folkenberg,
Dennis Negron, Michael
Palsgrove, JT Shim, and Mit-
sue YapShing. Accompanying
them are sponsors K.R. Davis
and Robert Merchant.
Dr. Ray Hefferlin displays his chart of diatomic molecules.
veniently arranged in rows and
columns has taken a long time.
Some initial steps were taken by
C. H. Douglas Clark, in
England, in the ten years before
World War II. Allusions to the
possibility of accomplishing the
extension have appeared in the
literature from time to time,
and partial tables (for i
for monoxides of the elements)
have been published. Dr. Hef-
ferlin began work on the sub-
ject in 1977.
This is the seventh journal ar-
ticle in which the exploration
has been documented.
Southern College
undergraduate students have
been co-authors for five of
these articles. Giving
undergraduate students the op-
portunity to do significant
scientific work is a major con-
tribution of the Physics Depart-
ment, which complements the
academic, social, and spiritual
aspects of other campus
functions.
Dr. Annie Carter Speaks on Personnel
Selection for Anderson Series
Human resource consultant
Annie J. Carter, Ed.D., R.N.,
will present a business lecture
titled "Interviewing for Person-
nel Selection" tonight, at 8
p.m. in Brock Hall on the Col-
legedale campus of Southern
College of Seveth-day
Adventists.
Dr. Carter is currently a con-
sultant for Innovative Human
Resources, Inc., and an
associate professor in nursing
education at Meharry Medical
College, Nashville. Last sum-
mer she was elected to a four-
year term on the Board of
Directors of the American
Nurses' Association.
She is the vice president of
the Tennessee Association for
Gerentology/Geriatrics Educa-
tion. An immediate past presi-
dent of the Tennessee Nurses'
Association, she served on the
ANA Commission on Human
Rights. Working with the Crisis
Call Center, she is a profes-
sional back-up and trainer of
volunteers.
Dr. Carter received a
diploma in nursing from Grady
Memorial Hospital School of
Nursing in Atlanta, Ga., a
bachelor's degree in nursing
from Tuskegee Institute in
Tuskegee, Ala., a master's of
science in nursing from Vander-
bilt University School of Nurs-
ing, an Ed.S. from Peabody
College for teachers, and the
Doctor of Education in Human
Development Counseling from
Peabody College of Vanderbilt
University in Nashville, Tenn.
Other organizations in which
she is active include the Na-
tional Institute on Drug and
Alcohol Abuse, the National
League for Nursing, the Black
Nurses Association, the Ten-
nessee Conference on Social
Workers, Chi Eta Phi Sorority,
Epsilon Chapter, and Sigma
Theta Tau National Honor
Society of Nursing, Iota
Chapter.
This presentation is part of
the 1985 E.A. Anderson Lec-
ture series, an annual feature of
the Division of Business and
Office Administration at
Southern College. Made possi-
ble by the generosity of E.A.
Anderson of Atlanta, Ga., this
series was designed to attract
top business lecturers to the
area and to stimulate a broader |
understanding of the business
The public is invited to at-
tend free of charge. College or
continuing education credit is
available for a small fee, if
desired. A question and answer
period will follow the
presentation.
Competition: Good or Bad? Letters. . .
Nearly a month has gone by since the College Bowl season end-
ed. It ended with a champion who competed in a field of twelve
/--^ teams to reach that goal. When the team captains were forming
_y these groups, certain ones talked of individuals that had refused
to play because he/she felt that competition is wrong. But is it?
Each individual is entitiled to his opinion. If he believes that
competition is wrong, then he should not compete. The reasons
that have been given are the following: it glorifies one person over
another, it easily leads to tempers flaring, it leads to an unhealthy
amount of time being devoted to attaining a goal. All of these
problems are true of competition in general, but that should be
qualified. Competition isn't bad or wrong for a person; the love
of competition is.
When a person loves to compete, one finds that he is putting
an excessive amount of time in doing just that. Of course, in a
capitalistic society, a person cannot help but compete against his
fellow neighbor. However, the "obsessed" individual goes beyond
what competition cannot be avoided. What may be said is that
this person loves or dislikes himself so much that the competi-
tion is a way of stroking himself. Whether competition leads to
glorifying himself or the love himself leads to competing, .the truth
is that the subject or object of that sentence should be "the love
of competition".
My experience with competition has led me to believe that it
can be healthy for an individual. It has taught me to strive harder,
not for the purpose of glorifying myself, but for the purpose of
doing a job that I and others can appreciate. It has generated
friendships that I may not have made in another context. And
it has given me self-esteem. I am not an exception; others have
experienced the same.
To say that when an individual is playing some sport that he
is committing a wrong act is to have a limited view of competi-
tion (and of sports). Often friendships have been strengthened
because of the ineraction on a ball field. A parallel may be found
in the world of technology. The better car, the better computer,
the better household appliance has been made because of com-
petition. Of course, there are other motives for making the bet-
ter "anything," but man still is the one who profits (not necessari-
ly economically in this case).
Competition is healthy. The love of competition isn't.
SC CHEAP • RIGHT! "
Dear Editor
In response to the front page
headline in last week's Southern
Accent, "SC-Cheap,"
SC is cheap:
If your father is an Arab Sheik or
If your mother is a brain surgeon
If your mother, the brain
surgeon, is married to your
father, the Arab Sheik or
If you are between trips to the
Riviera
If you need the tuition expense as
a tax write off or
If you have "family connections"
in Columbia or
If your name ends in one or more
of the following: Rockefeller,
loccoca, Hughes or
If you know a "back door" into
the computer program in the
financial aid office or
If the sticker price on your car
equals the sum total of the cars
in one or more of the faculty
parking lots or
If you live in the student park,
eat berries and roots, and raid
trash cans for books, pencils, and
paper.
SC Great:Right!
SC Cheap-Wrong!
A Bargain- Yes!
Jeanette Stepnaske
Assoc. Professor, Division of
Education & Human Sciences
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nothing about women '
precious little more aboUl,
nal.sm, except for mavb;
yellow variety.
Smith apparently has n
for theology majors either
insinuation- here is that b
would prefer the victj
fanatic fabricated by
author. I find major discre
cies between this amH
theology students who go 01l
be the spititual leaders of n
church (and if you ridicule]
future leaders of the chl
plus their mates, then arij
you in turn ridiculing {
church?).
I find no reason for such]
article to appear in a Seved
day Adventist Collel
newspaper, except to ami
some thoughtless indivijj
who doesn't understand fd
people are people with hop
and callings, no matter \vt
their major is— religion, coi
puter science, business, ore
Continued on page J
' THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY
And they're both repre-
I sented by the insignia you wear
as a member of the Army Nurse I
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
career advancement are the rule,
— I not the exception. The gold bar L
on the nght means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
^lngx^SA' write: ArmV Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
Chiton, NJ 07015.
ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAN BE.
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A BRUISED PEACH
Dear Editor:
When I first read "How to
be a Pastor's Peach" by
Reinhold Smith (Feb. 21), I ad-
mit it was amusing. I even
laughed out loud at the bit
about the screwdriver. But I
read it again and began to feel
a certain uneasiness with the
subtle underlying ridicules this
article presented. At the very
first, I find Smith's article an
affront to women in particular,
and more specifically, to wives,
girlfriends, and fiances of
religion or theology majors.
For Smith to assume that to-
day's only satisfaction comes
from the legalistic ritual of
adhering to archaic (and stupid)
HEY JIM1. DID Y0U S/GM THAT
PETITION iN THE LOBBY
PA0TFSTW6 REA6AN"5 PROPOSE^
\WTS IH STUDENT AID?
leflections
telieve and be Satisfied Divisi<>n of Nursing Adds to Staff
ponymous
veryone longs to give
^mselves completely to some-
i have a deep soul rela-
Inship with another, to be
fed thoroughly and exclusive-
iBut God, to the Christian
|No, not unitl you are
jsfied, fulfilled and content
ith living, loved by Me alone
■have an intensely personal
nd unique relationship,
j'l love you, My child, and
nil you discover that only in
i your satisfaction to be
tind, you will not be capable
f the perfect human relation-
np that I have planned for
You will never be unitd
iih another until you are
Ited with Me--exclusive of
j other desires or longing. I
Jit you to stop planning, stop
Ihing, and allow Me to give
the most thriling plan
Isting--one that you cannot
pgine. 1 want you to have the
. Please allow Me to bring
ho you. Keep watching Me,
pecting the greatest things,
pp that attitude knowing that
. Keep learning and listen-
f to things I tell you. You
I musi wait.
"Don't be anxious and don't
worry. Don't look around at
what others have gotten or who
I have given them. Don't look
at the things and relationships
you think you want. Just keep
looking up to Me, or you'll
miss what I have to show you.
"And then, when you are
ready, I will surprise you with
a love far more wonderful than
you would ever dream. You
see, until you are ready, and
until the one I have for you is
ready, (I'm working right this
minute to have you both ready
at the same time), and until you
are both satisfied exclusively
with Me and the life I've
prepared for you, you won't be
able to experience the love that
exemplifies your relationship
with Me-perfect love.
"And, My dear one, I want
you to have this most wonder-
ful love. I want you to see in the
flesh a picture of your relation-
ship with Me, and enjoy
materially and sincerely the
everlasting union of beauty and
perfection and love that I offer
you Myself. I love you utterly.
I AM God Almighty; believe
and be satisfied."
Joni King
S^C^tZs^ ^Z^^TXT" ^ °ff-CamPUS '"Se-
this year is Sharon Redman a C0Uege-Rrctentlyshehas°een Redman now teaches Advanc-
naJe X^Z'l SSSKSSC ££*■ *— * *
Before coming to SC, Red-
man was the Director of Quali-
ty Assurance and Home Health
at Takoma Hospital in Green-
ville, Tennessee, for eight years.
This is her third time teaching
for Southern College, although
she taught nursing on the
Madison campus.
Redman's favorite hobby is
traveling. She and her son,
Kevin, who is in the 5th grade,
enjoy jumping in the car and
going somewhere. Redman has
been to all of the states in the
United States plus Canada and
Mexico. As a result of this
traveling, she developed a love
for photography, to help
remember her expeditions.
The Southern Accent would
like to welcome Redman to
Southern College.
♦
letters. . .
. Our school is founded on
|igious principles and
Hicated to Christian ideals.
I ridicule either in such a flip-
e the fact that the author
B publisher of the article have
pous deficiencies in wisdom
i discretion.
Sincerely,
Jann M. Gentry
BRUISED PEACH II
If the Southern Accent (and
you too, I would assume) do
not allow ethnic jokes to be
published, why do you allow
gender jokes? Referring to
"How to be a Pastor's Peach,"
I would like to call Mr. Smith's
attention (and anyone else's) to
the fact that there is a place for
this kind of writing-arid that's
in the individual's personal
files. Don't publish this kind of
stuff, please. It may be deem-
ed funny by some, and I admit
I laughed, but let's keep in
mind that this is a CHRIS-
TIAN environment. We can all
enjoy our school and be proud
of it. I find no place for mak-
ing ANY one look ridiculous.
Accentuate the positive and
eliminate trie negative. Even the
"jokes." (Some think vulgar
jokes are funny. So be it.)
Sincerely,
Thomas A. Glander
SC Students Accepted
to Loma Linda
Any student who has taken
any upper division biology or
chemistry course knows about
the competition among Pre-
Med majors. The good news
for one of these latter students
is when he or she receives an ac-
ceptance letter from a medical
school.
Recently, Loma Linda
University's School of Medicine
gave a partial list of accepted
students. Six students from
Southern College were on the
list: Susan Ermer, Marcella
McLarty, Lisa Ohman, Cheryl
Reinhardt, Reginald Rice, and
Sandra Snider.
In a letter addressed to Dr.
Bill Allen, Southern College's
Academic Dean, Dr. Rene
Evard, Loma Linda's Associate
Dean for Admissions, noted
that his school's selection is not
over yet and that other students
should be accepted
subsequently.
Congratulations to Susan,
Marcella, Lisa, Cheryl and
Reginald.
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The Christian and Relationships
An Interview with Alberta Mazat
3
O
Lori Selby
Last week, Dr. Alberta
Mazat spoke on relationships
for Southern College's Week of
Spiritual Emphasis. Every
evening she stressed the impor-
tance of establishing strong
relationships with male and
female friends and husbands
and wives. Dr. Mazat also gave
advice on how to strengthen
these relationships.
In an interview with the
Southern Accent, Dr. Mazat
reitorated these points while
allowing us to know more
about her.
Accent: What is your title or
role?
Mazat: I am a professor of
Marriage and Family Therapy
in the Department of Social
Relations at Loma Linda
University.
Accent: When did you get in-
to counseling?
Mazat: I decided to go back
to school after our youngest
daughter started grade one. I
had been a nurse before, so I
wanted something that used the
ability to interact with people.
I got a Bachelor's degree in
Sociology and a master's degree
with emphasis on Marriage and
Family Counseling.
Accent: How do you like it?
Mazat: I love it! I love
teaching; I'm inspired and stret-
ched in my teaching experience.
I also like counseling and group
therapy. I don't have a large
practice, but all the teachers
have an ongoing private prac-
tice, so they will be in the pro-
cess of actually doing what they
are teaching.
Accent: What about your
family and other outside
interests?
Mazat: My husband is an
anesthesiologist who works for
the university. We have four
children. We love to travel, we
sing for several organizations,
and we walk every day. I love
to read.
Accent: Many practices seem
to be more acceptable today
than they used to be. Does the
Christian lifestyle change as
society changes?
Mazat: I think the lifestyles
change; I don't think God's
principles for our life change.
It used to be that all men wore
beards. When they took them
off, it grew bad to wear a
beard. Now it's back to being
O.K. Styles change, but God's
principles, moral values, never
change.
Accent: How has the sexual
revolution affected Christian
lifestyles?
Mazat: Societal changes
seem to affect Christian groups,
too. You can find Christian
groups who will accept
premarital experimentation and
growing will be going
backwards. Helping marriage
to grow should be a pleasure,
but there must be effort, invest-
ment, and involvement. That's
all necessary.
Accent: What steps can
young people take to avoid hav-
ing a marriage that ends up as
an unfortunate statistic?
Mazat: Marriages never first
suddenly fall apart. They
disintegrate over time, begin-
ning with just not working on
the marriage, dwelling on the
negatives, considering divorce
as an alternative, and finally
goind ahead and doing it. I
think that keeping your own
personal relationship with God
is of prime importance, also
time spent sharing devotions
with one another. And on the
social side-spending time
together, keeping their sexual
relationship vital, taking advan-
tage of good church programs
for marriage enrichment. Being
very much aware that a mar-
riage doesn't last without con-
stant stoking of the fires-
demonstrations of love and af-
fection, treats, poems, notes,
all kinds of things. I think I can
even some open marriage type
things for people who are mar-
ried. But to me no sex before
marriage is a moral standard.
There's safety within the boun-
daries God has given us for sex-
ual expression.
Accent: How has divorce af-
fected families in the Adventist
church? Why?
Mazat: We have a lower level
of commitment to marriage.
Our expectations of marriage
are much higher than they us-
ed to be. We expect marriage to
fulfill all our physical, social,
and emotional needs, and if it
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almost guarantee that a coujj
who will do these things vtil
keep their marriage together, |
Accent: What can youfl
couples do before they're marl
ried to ensure that their m J
riage will get off to i
start?
Mazat: Every young coupJ
should have 6 to 8 sessions o[
premarital counseling in v
they really explore their f©
in depth. Some areas ford
sion: finances, in-laws, w0J
roles, religious exercisej
growth experiences with t
another, settling conflicts. T^|
should observe their
families for things to inclu
their relationship and things J
avoid. They should idenufj
their strong and weak j
and talk, talk, talk.
Mazat: I'm always really ei
couraged when I met
people because I sen;
desire on their parts t
right thing. Maybe they're g<
ing to show the generation Ti
in that there's a better way J
doing things, since we havenl
always left a good record oj
demonstrating these t
them.
doesn't, we give it up too easi-
ly. Divorce isn't less traumatic,
but it is less frowned upon. In-
stead of working on the one
they've got, people in this ex-
pendable society give up on the
first marriage and try again.
Unfortunately, the failure rate
for second marriages is even
worse than for first marriages.
That should tell us something.
I have a lot of optimism when
people recognize that marriages
have to be worked on, that they
don't come naturally. It's
cultivating-helping it grow
because anything that isn't
Brent Van Arsdell
Twenty-three Southern Col-
lege scuba students plus instruc-
tors and helpers headed to
Florida last Thursday night for
the scuba class checkout dive.
The trip completed the final re-
quirement for Y.M.C.A. scuba
certification. After driving all
night and stopping at Camp
Kulaqua, the students were div-
ing in Troy Springs by 10:30
a.m., Friday. In the afternoon,
the class went to Manatee
Springs. Sabbath was spent
relaxing at Camp Kulaqua.
Sunday, the diving was done
in the cave-like environment of
Ginnie Springs, which gave
some students the opportunity
try walking on the ceiling
and other stun
The overall
trip seemed to be very positive.
Alice Rosyzk, senior biology
major "said, "Ginnie Springs
was the most exciting because
of the underwater caves."
Mark Schiefer liked Ginnie
Springs where he did acrobatics
in the cave. He said, "It doesn't
matter your skill on land; you
are a pro in the water! Triple
somersaults, back flips, and
cork screws are effortless."
Maria Vitorovich really enjoyed
the trip, saying, "I wish I were
a mermaid."
The vans arrived back at
S.C. about 11 p.m. Sunday
night.
the campus shop!
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(615) 396-2174
TO 37315
I Southern College Nursing Lecture
Features Expert on Pain Management
Margo McCaffery, R.N.,
| M.S., F.A.A.N., will conduct
, nursing workshop on pain,
| Thursday, March 21, from 8
to .4:30 p.m. in Thatcher
I Hall Chapel on the campus of
I Southern college of Seventh-
ly Adventists in Collegedale.
The clinician/unit manager
Ifor pain management at Cen-
|tinela Hospital Medical Center
. Inglewood, Calif., McCaf-
I fery, will focus the workshop
n basic techniques that can be
[used to efficiently assess and
I help the patient with pain.
Previously an assistnat pro-
fessor in pediatric nursing at the
University of California at Los
Angeles, in addition to her
other employment she leads
workshops, lectures, and con-
sults on the nursing care of pa-
tients with pain.
McCaffery received a
bachelor's degree in nursing
from Baylor University in
Waco, Texas, and a master's of
science in nursing from Vander-
bilt University in Nashville,
Tenn.
McCaffery has authored six
books, including Nursing the
Patient in Pain by Harper &
Row, Pain: A Nursing Ap-
proach to Assessment and
Analysis by Appleton-Century-
Crofts, and Nursing Manage-
ment of the Patient with Pain
by Lippincott.
This workshop is part of the
annual Florence Oliver Ander-
son Nursing Series, dedicated to
excellence in nursing. Those
wishing to register should call
the Division of Nursing at
615-238-2940 by Monday,
March 18. The fee of $15 in-
cludes handouts, CEU cer-
tification, and a buffet
luncheon.
Gooodrum Captures College Bowl
Championship
Melanie Boyd
The championship round of
the College Bowl was played
during chapel on Tuesday, the
26th of February. The two
teams playing against each
other were Russell Duerksen
and Keith Goodrum.
Duerksen's team members
were Ron Aguilera, Heather
Blomeley, and Tim Lale.
Goodrum's team consisted of
Rob Clayton, Fred Liebrand,
Kevin Rice, and Erin Stton.
Excitement was in the air,
only between the two
teams, but in the audience as
well. As play got under way,
Duerksen took an early com-
manding lead. However,
Goodrum's team began a
quick, steady comeback. Upon
taking the lead, Goodrum slow-
ly increased it to a 200-85 point
spread. Duerksen frantically
tried to bridge that point gap,
but each time Duerksen
answered a question, Goodrum
was able to answer the subse-
quent one. The final score was
265-180, Goodrum's victory.
C.F.H. Henry to Speak
for Staley Lecture Series
Because the College Bowl is
a double-elimination tourna-
ment and Duerksen had entered
the final undefeated, a
10-minute tie breaker game was
played, deciding the champions
of the 1985 College Bowl.
As play began in the final
match, Duerksen answered the
first question, but Goodrum
once again took the lead and
captured the johampionship in
an 80-10 win."
Congratulations to Good-
rum's team for his victory.
On Other Campuses. . .
Grad Students Borrow Money at 'Alarming Rate'
Graduate student indebtedness has risen in every category in
fL ', W^S SayS the Graduate and Professional School
Financial Aid Service.
Fourth-year med students median debt, for example rose 19
percent, from $21,000 to 525,000. '
Graduate arts and science students had the lowest median debt
to niriyTor""1386 *"-*■ up « pment f™ "-™
'Star Wars' Goes to College
Five universities will share $ 1 9 million over the next four years
to develop power sources for President Reagan's proposed outer-
space defense system.
Auburn, the Polytech Institute of New York, State University
of New York at Buffalo, Texas Tech and the U. of Texas at Arl-
ington will establish a "Space Power Institute" at Auburn to coor-
dinate the work of about 50 researchers at the five schools.
Until the contracts are awarded next month, the U.S. Defense
Department won't release the contract details.
Arizona State Student Sues Father for Education
Expenses
Claiming "severe mental anguish" 18-year-old Elise Ely wants
$250,000 from her father who refuses to honor a 1978 separation
agreement to pay her living expenses while she attends college.
When the Ely's divorced in 1978, Mr. Ely agreed to pay educa-
tion expenses and $250 a month child support for Elise, says Brian
Kelley, Mr. Ely's attorney.
But the support payments ended on Elise's 18th birthday, and
Mr. Ely said her said her request for $1,400 a month in college
expenses was too much.
Divorce is Cheap Compared to Out-of-State Tuition
A North Texas State woman plans to save about $1 ,000 in tui-
tion by her $7 December marriage to and future $5 1 divorce from
a Texas man.
When the woman discovered she was credits short of her plan-
ned December graduation, a Texas resident friend suggested they
marry to cut her spring tuition bill from $1,300 to $300.
"1 didn't apply for a student loan because 1 wasn't planning
on being in school another semester," the woman says. "By the
time I found all this out, it was too late (to apply)."
The students, who live apart, won't give their names fearing
the university will sue them for willfully defrauding the state.
Russell Duerksen
This year's edition of the
Staley Lecture series will take
place in the church on Tuesday,
March 26, at 10:30 a.m.
(Chapel). The featured speaker
for this annual series of lectures
by leaders in the Christian
World will be Dr.Carl F.H.
Henry. ■
Dr. Henry has participated in
many activities that have earn-
ed him the reputation as a
significant Christian scholar.
He has traveled the world as a
lecturer and teacher, spending
approximately three months a
year overseas. He has lectured
on nurmerous college campuses
nationwide, including Loma
Linda University, and is now
serving as lecturer at large for
World Vision International.
Dr. Henry's lecture topic will
be "The Beginning and End of
Life," and he will participate in
a luncheon style discussion ses-
sion, in the cafeteria's large
banquet room at 12:00 follow-
ing his lecture. Faculty and
students are all invited to
attend.
His literary credits include 28
books, among which is the six
volume God Revelation and
Authority, which received i
page i
Time when
originally published. Final-
ly, he is the founding editor of
Christianity Today, editing it
from 1956 to 1968, and is cur-
rently an editor-at-large.
A fool. . . is a man
who never tried an experiment
in his life.
- Darwin
GARFIELD®
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Hockey Standings
J. Randolph Thuesdee
TUESDAY
Mellert 6 Lacra 5
Ryan Lounsberry's "quid" goal with
6:35 left to play gave Rob Mellen's
team a 6-3 victory °v« Dale Lacra's
team Tuesday night, Lounsberry's goal
which came on a power play seemed to
go unnoticed as the official did not see
the puck pass into the net. "I thought
it was behind the goal." Coach Jaecks
said as he explained after the game.
"When Lacra's goalie said solemnly
.- tor nr.
a quick stan as John Montieth flipped
home a five foot shot only 30 seconds
into the game. Later, Mellert got his
2l'st goal of the season four minutes
later on a rebound shot to give his team
a 2-0 advantage.
Alter Mellen's lead went to 4-0,
Lacra started a comeback. Doug Copess
scored an unassisted goal at 9:50 and
Jeff Potter connected after a two-on-
one pass from Copess chopped the lead
in half.
John Montieth then tipped in
Lounsberry's 20-foot wrist shot with 3
minutes left in the second period to give
Mellert a little breathing room going in-
to the third period.
Doug Coppess scored two goals in the
first two minutes of the third to bring
Lacra within one. At the 8:59 mark,
Brian Pollett on an assist from Coppess
tied the game as he beat goalie Vito
Montiperto.
Then with Potter in the penalty box,
Lounsberry won the game with his ten-
foot wrist shot that barely caught the
upper right comer. After _
delay, the official signaled the goal
the crowd let out an anti-clii
as if to say "Oh."
Mellert and company held on to post
the only undefeated record in the league
(5-0) while Lacra's record fell to 4-1
with the loss.
Coach Jaecks said, "It was the best
hockey game at SC in three years. A
great game."
Boyle 9 South 1
Kent Boyle scored six goals in his
team's romp over South Tuesday.
South, whose team stayed with
Mellert's team for a while the previous
night, couldn't get anything going in
this game. Boyle got his hat trick in the
second period and got three more goals
in the third. Steve Pollett scored two
goals for Boyle's team whose record im-
proved to 4-1. With the second defeat
in two nights, South's record dropped
to 2-4.
msmmm
Sieve Jaecks and Doug Coppess lace-off after a penalty.
Doug Fowler aid Brian Pollett light f„r the pock in a hockey game last ,
Team
Mellert
Lacra
Boyle
Jaecks
Negron
South
Estrada
Hubbard
THURSDAY'S GAMES
Meliert VS. Jaecks ■- 5:30 P.M.
Negron VS. Lacra ■- 7:00 P.M.
Individual
Hockey Stats
Player Goals
Player
D. Coppess 31
R. Mellert 22
J. Potter
B. Rogers 19
J. Chaffin 14
R. Snider
R. Snider 14
S. Jaecks 13
B. Stephan 11
D. Forsey 10
J. Monteith 12
R. Portugal 8
Where Did the Midwest Go?
Associated Press
Americans see the Middle
West, the mythical heartland of
the country from which the na-
tion draws its values, as mov-
ing farther west as the East
becomes less rural, a survey
indicates.
Based upon their location,
Americans have different ideas
about where the "Midwest" is
located, says a study published
Sunday. But many seem to
agree that the heartland is not
where it used to be, the report
said.
James R. Shortridge, a pro-
fessor of geography at the
University of Kansas, says a
survey of 1,941 college students
nationwide indicates the
Midwest has now moved to the
Great Plains states and left
behind traditionally considered
as part of the Middle West,
such as Illinois and Michigan.
The term Middle West
evokes images of farms, small
towns and friendly people, he
says, and as the reality of these
images moves farther west, so
do people's ideas of where this
region is located.
Most Americans now think
of the Midwwest as the central
region of the country that in-
cludes Nebraska, Iowa, Kan-
sas, South Dakota and
Missouri, the report says.
"The vernacular region has
shifted westward," Shortridge
says. "Omaha and Lincoln,
Neb., lie near the region's
heart."
People began developing the
myth of the Midwest as the true
heartland of America around
1880, he said in a telephone
interview.
"The East, which had been
considered the core of values,
was perceived as being full of
foreigners who had strange
religions and values," he said.
"The 'true America' was then
thought to be in the rural
Midwest of the day, where peo-
ple worked hard, practiced Jef-
fersonian democracy and
upheld 'traditional' values."
Since the beginning of this
century, the Middle West tradi-
tionally had been described by
social scientists and writers as
the 12 states extending from
Ohio westward through Kansas
and northward to the Canadian
border, he reports in the Annals
How Do You Think People View Us? l VYont Ke a 'Snitd
| Have you ever wondered how
I certain people view Adventists?
I Certainly, a large amount of
I the population in this area is
Adventists or ex- Adventists.
I The following call-in was aired
on the popular Bruce Williams
I Talk-Net Radio program heard
1 nationwide, February 27, 1985.
I The publication of this conver-
sation is not intended to sup-
Iport one's theory that our
Ichurch is disliked. In fact,
Iseventh-day Adventists have a
| considerable amount of respect
i many circles. We find this
ne man's opinion, however,
interesting.
WILLIAMS: Come in
Chattanooga.
VOICE: I want to be a radio
sportscaster doing on-the-spot,
live, play-by-play broadcasting
of sports events.
WILLIAMS: Why do you have
an interest in this? Have you
had any experience in this field?
VOICE: No. I just want to do
it.
WILLIAMS: Are you into
sports?
VOICE: Yes, I play in them.
WILLIAMS: How old are you?
VOICE: Twenty-tw.o.
WILLIAMS: Are you in
school?
VOICE: Yes.
WILLIAMS: What year?
VOICE: Freshman.
WILLIAMS: What school?
VOICE: (A mumble-not clear)
WILLIAMS: Where?
VOICE: Southern College.
WILLIAMS: Southern College
what?
VOICE: Just Southern College.
WILLIAMS: That's all. Huh!
(with a little sarcasm)
VOICE: Yes.
WILLIAMS: What are you
taking?
VOICE: Communications. Do
you think I ought to get a
degree?
WILLIAMS: By all means.
You could probably find a hun-
dred sportscasters without a
degree, but at your age and in
the world today a degree is
mandatory. Do they have a
radio station?
VOICE: Yes.
WILLIAMS: Then get a job
with the radio station doing
everything you can and work
into the sports announcing and
go from there.
VOICE: They don't have any
sports on, just classical.
WILLIAMS: Only classical,
Huh!, (with a little disdain)
VOICE: Yes.
WILLIAMS: Some faculty!
Any radio station ought to have
a mix on it- sports, news, some
rock and roll, maybe a little
classical. You better change
schools. Good luck.
Safety Awareness Day Kicks Off Today
March 21 has been
designated Campus Wide Safe-
ty Awareness Day. The Student
Health Service is the sponsor of
the event and has invited
twenty-two state, county, and
local agencies, as well as certain
auxiliaies, to show their
displays on safety awareness.
Eleanor Hanson, R.N.,
related that some of the agen-
cies that will be participating in
the event are the American Red
Cross, the Tennessee Depart-
ment of Safety, the Food and
Drug Administration, and the
Chattanooga Speech and Hear-
ing Center.
Some of the topics of the
displays are fire safety, sports
and recreational safety, crime
protection, and motor vehicle
operation safety.
Mrs. Hanson cites three
reasons why a safety fair is be-
ing put on this year: 1) A poll
taken a few years ago showed
that safety is the health educa-
tion topic students are most
concerned with. 2) The Health
Service has found time this year
to arrange the programs
because fewer illnesses have oc-
curred on campus. 3) The fair
allows healthy students to
benefit from the Health
Service.
The staff of the Health Ser-
vice encourages students to take
time out and look at some of
the displays. The agencies will
have their booths set up outside
the Health Service, in the Stu-
dent Center, and in the McKee
Library.
Song Of A Frustrated Calculus Student
(To the tune of "I Can't Fight This Feel-
ing" by REO Speedwagon)
Lori Heinsman
I can't do my calculus any longer
And yet I'm still afraid to let it go
What started out as friendship has grown older
I only wish I had the strength to let it show
1 tell myself that I can't do this forever
I say there is no reason for my fear
But I feel so insecure when we're together
You give my life distraction
You- make everything so drear
And even as I wander
I'm keeping you in sight
You're a thorn in my side
On an otherwise pleasant night
And I'm getting further than I ever thought I mi
And I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgetten why I like this class before
It's time to drop this book onto the floor
And throw away the Solutions Manual forever
Oh, I can't do my' calculus anymore
I've forgetten all the math I knew before
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Go crashing through the Records Office door
t take this calculus anymore!
College Press Service
A transfer student successful-
ly'has challenged-at least for
the moment-one of the na-
tion's last honor systems to re-
quire students to snitch on cam-
pus cheaters.
Princeton inadvertently has
admitted Wade Randlett, 20,
despite Randlett's refusal to
abide by the school's 92-year-
old student honor code.
Though signing a pledge to
uphold the code is required for
admission to Princeton,
Randlett, who transferred from
the University of California at
Berkley, objects to the provi-
sion requiring students to
report cheaters.
"If you had an honor code
where there was no clause
about turning people in, honor
would be much better served,"
Randlett says.
"Then someone can come
through here (Princeton) and
say 'I could have cheated.
There was nobody to turn me
in,'" he says.
Most universities agree.
Many schools that have student
honor codes have deleted pro-
visions requiring student to turn
in cheaters.
"We want to instill a feeling
of honor," says Amy Jarmon,
academic support director at
the College of William and
Mary, whose honor code
deleted its snitch requirement in
the early 1970s.
The University of West
Virginia made a similar change.
Stanford's honor code requires
student only to "take an active
part" in stopping cheating.
"It makes more sense to give
students a range of options,"
says Stanford judicial affairs
officer Sally Cole.
"Students could, for exam-
ple, make disapproving noises
in class if they saw cheating,"
she notes. "You can extinguish
a lot of behaviors with social
pressure. Cheating is one of
them."
Cole says a survey found 20
percent of Stanford students
say they ignore instances of
cheating.
A random sample of schools
shows that aside from
Princeton, only the U.S.A.
military academies require
students to turn in cheaters.
Military cadets do not,
however, have to sign pledges
to abide by the code in order to
gain admission.
Princeton officials decline to
comment on the content of the
school's honor code, saying
that students are responsible for
Dean Joan Girgus did,
however, call the code "the
heart of our existence."
Student members of the
honor code committee could
not be reached for comment.
They discovered Randlett's
refusal to sign the pledge only
after Randlett himself told
them about it.
Princeton administrators
decided to admit Randlett
anyway because it was their
mistake.
But they're making him take
all his tests in a room separate
from his colleagues, under the
watchful eye of a graduate
student.
"It's basically punishment,"
Randlett says. "It's saying
'We're not going to consider
what your actual stand is. We'd
like to throw you out but we
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ATTENTION FOOD
BINGERS: For some time now
you have been locked into a cy-
cle of gorging food and then
purging either by forced
vomiting, laxitives, diuretics, or
continual dieting and fasting.
You often feel unable to break
this cycle. A group is now be-
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If your are interested in joining
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Work 238-2025.
MENC is sponsoring a birthday
party for Bach Thursday,
March 21, at 5:15 pm, in the
back of the Cafeteria.
Refreshments provided free of
charge.
Southern College Division of
Nursing invites you to attend its
Nurse's Dedication Service at
6:30 p.m. on Sabbath, March
30, in the Collegedale church.
The speaker for the evening will
be Elder Ralph Peay.
Need a paper typed now? Up to
20 pages guaranteed overnight,
error-free, $1.00 per page. Call
238-2211 and ask for Kathryn.
The Japan Center of Tennessee
presents a lecture "The
Chrysanthemum and the
Magnolia: A Look at Japanese
and Southern Cultures" by
Professor Gerald Smith of the
Department of Religion at the
University of South, Sewanee,
Tennesse. This lecture will
highlight the cultural
similarities between Japan and
the South,
Southern Mathematical Socie-
ty is sponsoring a seminar
Thursday, March 21, at 7:30
pm in Daniells Hall 111. "A
Matter of Prime Importance"
will be presented by Shandelle
Henson; everyone is welcome
to attend. A society meeting
will preceed the seminar at 7:00
pm i
i 101.
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Julie at 238-2267 for excellent
quality papers at a reasonable
price.
FALL CREEK FALLS
RETREAT. You are invited to
be a part of the Second Annual
Spring Business Retreat to Fall
Creek Falls, April 19-21.
Thomas M. Zapara, a featured
Anderson Lecture Series
speaker, and Ed Wright, the
new Collegedale pastor, will be
spending the weekend with us.
Business majors and non-
business majors are both in-
vited to come and enjoy this
weekend. Mark your calendar
NOW!
I
CHAPEL CREDIT.A
16-projector MULTI-MEDIA
presentation will be shown at
Cleveland Life Care Center on
March 28. There will be
refreshments served, also. All
business majors are urged to at-
tend. A bus will be leaving from
in front of the music building
at 11 am.
Lin Emery--biomorphic
aluminum sculptures give the
impression of creatures of the
sea and sky--will be the featured
artist in a Hunter Museum ex-
hibition opening Sunday,
March 24, and continuing
through April 21.
Intricate, colorful fabric
"molas", panels of artwork
produced by Central American
Indian women, will be one of
the highlights in the Hunter
Museum's upcoming exhibition
of "Wearable Fabric Art". An
annual exhibition presented in
conjunction with its Southern
Quilt Symposium by the
Museum, this year's show
opened, March 17 and remains
on view through April 21.
ENGLISH HISTORY AND
LITERATURE TOUR.
Newbold College (an extension
campus of Andrews Universi-
ty). June 17-July 28, 1985. See
the land where it happened.
The land of Shakespeare,
Dickens, Wordsworth, and
Coleridge. See soaring
cathedrals, homes of literary
giants, and historical
monuments. Andrews Univer-
sity will award up to nine
credits for those taking the full
course. Six weeks travel, 1300
pounds (approx. $1500). For
further information contact:
The Director of Summer Tour
Newbold College
Bracknell-Berkshire
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ENGLAND
PERSONAL
To Janet,
Golly, it's sure nice to have you
back. I really did miss you a lot.
Hope that you continue to have
a good semester.
Love ya always
Your roomie
Advice from a friend:
Beware to those of you who
make derogatory remarks
about rednecks. M.E. from
"Winny Haven" will sic the
good ole boys on you.
I plan to pray for you every
day.
Midwest. .
of the Association of American
Geographers.
But the survey of
undergraduate students in 32
states, and other data, indicates
that the eastern part of the
region is no longer considered
the rural area that is an impor-
tant part of Americans' percep-
tion of the term Midwest.
Industrial centers such as
Detroit and Cleveland do not
fit the traditional image of the
Midwest as the friendly,
agricultural heartland, Shor-
tridge says. Chicago, often con-
sidered the capital of the Mid-
dle West, was included as part
of the region by less than half
the survey participants, he
added,
Those surveyed from suJ
traditional Middle West state!
as Ohio, Indiana, Ilhno
Wisconsin and Minnesota stiin
strongly considered themselv«|
Midwesterners, said the repor?!
But this opinion was not shared!
by people from the periphery 0,
the country.
For Northeasterners I
Southerners, and Westerner!
alike, the Middle West Was
focused on the central p]^
usually in south-central I
Nebraska," said the report.
These views, combined witll
those from residents of the
Great Plains, create the domi-
nant image of where today's
Midwest is located, it said.
YOU CAN SAVE YOUR
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Federal deficit spending endangers
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an economist to figure out that
when you spend more than you
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And tederal deficit spending is
getting all ol us into trouble. Starling
a career is lough enough without
having to struggle with a wounded
economy. II the deficit catches up
with us, inflalion. lailing industries
and job shortages could be the
results.
It's important that our decision
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Foresight
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Tuesday
Wednesday
March 22
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Gordon Bietz
International Extravaganza
Vespers: Dick O'Ffill
Church: Gordon Bietz
8:00 p.m.: SA Talent Show
6:30 p.m.: Inter. Extravaganza
Chapel: CH.F. Henry
4:00 p.m.: Traffic Court
Midweek Worship: Gordon Bietz
Southern Accent
Duane Houck, Biology Professor Furthers Plant Research
volved i
\fichael J. Battistone
RIt had been said that great
hings often come in small
"packages, and the faculty of
■outhern College are
■emonstrating that this holds
Rrue for great ideas and small
institutions as well.
I For a number of years, Dr.
IDuane Houck, Professor of
[Biology, has been conducting
|studies of the hormones in-
budding plants. Last
, in response to a paper he
former student Loren
berg submitted, the
:arch Corporation
presented him with a $2,000
grant to continue his work.
The Corporation is a private
organization located in New
York, which makes awards to
mailer colleges that may not as
ikely receive grants as would
arger institutions.
Since the paper appeared in
1983, reprints have been re-
quested by twenty-nine scien-
representing universities,
agricultural experiment sta-
tions, botanical gardens, and
other institutions in five states
and fourteen countries around
the world."
The study focuses on the
"life plant" (Bryophyllum
calycinum) an interesting plant
whose leaves, when severed
from the stem, will sprout
young "plantlets" from the
<notches of the leaves. Originally
thought to be a response to
changing levels of the hormone
auxin, the budding, Dr. Houck
now believes, is mainly due to
another group of hormones
called cytokinins.
This theory is currently being
tested, with most of the actual
lab work (involving leaf
homogenizing, extracting, resin
filtering, flash-evaporation,
and bioassay analysis) being
done by Dr. Houck's assistant,
Jorey Parkhurst, a junior
biology major.
Dr. Houck expects that the
bulk of the research will be
completed fairly soon. And
that by the end of the summer
the project will be Finished.
Without the grant, which pur-
chased the flash-evaporation
apparatus and provided an
assistant's stipend for Jorey,
much of the work would have
been impossible.
"A plant is like a symphony
orchestra, with all the
physiological processes working
like individual instruments to
produce the harmony of life,"
states Dr. Houck. "What we
are trying to do is understand
one of these instruments a lit-
tle better, and regardless of their assistants who have been
what we have learned, we have involved with various research
really only scratched the projects, for their creative
surface." thinking, their contributions to
Southern College commends science, and for showing us that
Dr. Houck and the students one doesn't have to be "big" in
who have worked with him, as order to accomplish "big
well as other staff members and things."
Anderson Series Lecturer Chuck Reaves
to Speak on Business Success
Chuck Reaves, founder of Southern College of Seventh-
XXI Associates in Atlanta, will day Adventists in Collegedale.
present "Put Change In Your Focus of the lecture will be
| Pocket, "Thursday, March 28, how to capitalize on the in-
at 8 p.m., in Brock Hall, at evitability of change, in order
to succeed. The lecturer is a
popular motivational speaker,
management consultant, and
teacher of his copyrighted
"Successs Process."
His book, The Theory of 21,
a result of his years of success
in the corporate environment,
was published in 1983. and has
also been translated into
Japanese. His theory contends
that 20 out of every 21 people
are blockers who tend to say
something can't be done,
shouldn't be done, won't be
done, or can be done later. A
"twenty-one" is a winner, a
positive thinker and doer who
triggers progress by being open
to ideas and innovation.
Reaves was with AT&T for
15 years. He is a member of the
faculty of the American
Management Association, a
decorated Vietnam veteran,
and an active Christian layman.
Reaves' presentation is part
of the 1985 E.A. Anderson
Lecture Series. The public is in-
vited to attend free of charge.
A question and answer period
will follow the presentation.
Division Reorganization
Continues
Chairmen Confirmed
Brent Van Arsdelt
The chairmen for the Science, will be under the
reorganized divisions of guidance of David Steen.
Southern College have recent- Other divisions that are af-
ly been named. Eight of the old fected are the old Division of
divisions have been combined Business and Office Ad-
into four new divisions. The ministration, and the Division
division of nursing and the divi- of Industrial Education, which
sion of religion wilt remain as will become the Division of
they are. Business and Technology
The new division chairmen chaired by Wayne VandeVere.
are as follows. Catherine Knar, The name for the combined
will be chairman of the Division Division of Education and
of Nursing, and Gordon Hyde Human Sciences and Health,
also continues as chairman of Physical Education, and
the Division of Religion. The Recreation was not confirmed
Division of Humanities, as of press time, but that divi-
formerly the Division of Arts sion will be chaired by Gerald
and Letters and the Division of Colvin.
Music, will be chaired by The chairman for Adult
William Wohlers. The Science Studies and Special Programs,
Division, formerly the Division the new division formed to deal
of Natural Science and the with continuing education, has
Division of Mathematical not been confirmed yet.
Editorial
Are We Going In Circles?
once told of a man who found himself lost in the
find his way back to civilization if
old gnarled log
A tale
wilderness. He purposed
it was the last thing he did. He sat against
he planned his strategy for reaching safety. He reasoned that if
he would keep his eyes straight ahead and start walking, he would
eventually come to a familiar place that would direct him home.
He started out on his trek. After walking for most of the day,
he all of a sudden, felt weak as up ahead he noticed the very
same gnarled log from where he had set out hours ago. He had
been walking in circles.
Many of us have probably heard those stones before. We think
it peculiar that the man didn't use some other means to reach safe-
ty, such as walking towards the sun in order to keep on a straight
path. But are we, as a people, guilty of the same thing within our
own church? Have we been walking in a straight line, or are we
walking in circles too?
From the very first time 1 came to Southern, four years ago,
I have been subjected to pamphlets, leaflets, and various other
types of "propaganda" which seem to have no other purpose than
to raise doubts and spread rumors about innocent people who
don't live up to the printed stories. Most of the time they have
attacked those within our church, and often, more specifically,
teachers on our campus. 1 relegate little credence to rumors, so
I ignored the pamphlets that were passed out to me as I crossed
the street on my way to chapel or were handed me on my way
to Lynn Wood Hall. So many of these papers have been circulated
and many rumors spread, that it brings me near the point of
nausea when I see this process still continuing. I almost hate think-
ing about it anymore, but there are those that may be in their
first year at Southern and are being subjected to this, and it
wouldn't be fair to have them, discouraged and misled.
When you come into contact with material that undermines
your teacher, your church, or even your country (that kind floats
around, too), do with it what any good reader should do. Ask
yourself "What is the purpose of this?" Don't let yourself follow
in the footsteps of the man who found himself lost in the
wilderness. You may find yourself wandering in circles too!
Letters. . .
SC-LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
Having just read the March
21 article about the Bruce
Williams' call-in, I am moved
to write my first letter to the
editor in a long time.
First of all, Adventists
weren't even mentioned in the
conversation. The VOICE was
too cowardly to give the full
name of the school, so the on-
ly view we have of Adventists
is that of VOICE. Williams'
sarcasm was toward the in-
complete name and his disdain
was toward the one-sided (in his
view) radio programming, and
secondarily to the responsible
faculty.
Now I'm from the old school
and I'm not too fond of
WSMC's new programming
either. (I also have a hard time
saying "SC without slipping an
"M" in there!) But it strikes me
that maybe Williams' advice
wasn't so far off in the end. If
VOICE doesn't like what he
has here, rather than be a-
shamed of it and put it down,
he should go where they serve
what he wants and make room
for someone who wants to go
to a Seventh-day Adventist
school, not "Just Southern
College."
Bera Lalone, '68
FM909.5 IS MORE THAN
CLASSICAL
Dear Editor,
This is rare for me. I usually
enjoy sitting back and watching
other people brawl in your
"Letters. . ." column. But the
"How Do You Think People
View Us?" column on page 7
of the March 21 edition was too
much! This column portrayed
the conversation between a
Southern student and Talk-Net
Radio's Bruce Williams.
I heartily agree - that we
should be aware of how other
people view the Seventh-day
Adventist. That aspect of the
article is very good. I would just
like to point out that the stu-
dent (named "voice" in the col-
umn) is not aware of the oppor-
tunities surrounding him/her
on our campus. Williams, of
the network, asked our student
(interested in beco.mir
sportscaster) if SC had a i
station. Our student repljed I
"yes," but said "they do^
have any sports on, jUsl
classical."
I admit, when I first came to Sc
a few years ago that's about all
I knew about FM90.5 WSMr I
to. The fact is FM90.5 do* I
broadcast sports three times!
each weekday! Yes, wi
primarily a fine arts si
representing the college to the I
greater Chattanooga communi.1
ty, but in the public interests
do also broadcast news an
other informational programs. I
I might add that our news p
grams "Morning Edition" and!
"All Things Considered"
the most popular news
grams on radio in this country ]
today.
I would urge this student who \
called in to the talk show to get 1
involved. He/she might find I
out that his own college r
station trains students ii
types of broadcasting at no
Continued on page 3
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The Southern Accent is the official student newspaper of Southern-
College and is released each Thursday with the exception of vacation
and exam weeks. Opinions expressed in letters and by-lined articles are
the opin.on of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions
of the editors, Southern College, the Seventh-day Adventist church or
THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO
BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY.
And they're both repre-
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as a member of the Army Nurse |
Corps. The caduceus on the left
means you're part of a health care
system in which educational and
career advancement are the rule,
I not the exception. The gold bar I ._
on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're
earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713,
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trauied at your_very own college day Advemists would have
been publicized nationwide to a
very large audience.
I heard this broadcast and
the reaction to the abbreviated
name and radio station were
strictly off-the-cuff and based
on the information at hand I
did feel that he assumed that The "Great Commandment
the radio station was under the of radio i, "r
radio station, FM90.5 WSMC.
Too many of us overlook the
important services our college
radio station provides. I know,
I also did when 1 first came to
SC. No, you can't be enter-
tained by Michael Jackson,
Petra, or Cindi Lauper on
FM90.5, but aren't we also on
However, the two letters con-
demning Smith's article had
Sincerely, one good note. They proved
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above four letters. However no Ph ThUeSdK
More importantly, I was "laleadrng was intended. The PEACH'S preacher
disappointed to read Bruce ed"orial staff did no, hear MSPREACH™
Williams untrue statement that Bruce Williams' broadcast. The How t0 b= a "Peach's"
"Any radio station ought to '"dividual that did is a Prea<*"' °y 2 anonymous 35
have a mix on it..."- I doubt respected member of the college Poinlers
that Williams actually believes s,aff- UP°>> receiving the arti- Directions: Place a big
what he says (would he actual- ** ........
ly suggest that WDEF or US101
or KZ106 should play "...a lit-
tle classical"?)
Directions: Place
— , ... „„,: under the impres- masculine "x" beside each at°-
ston that Mr. Williams had tnbu,e wnich aPPlies to you.
heard of Southern College of aGn" interesting sermons
Seventh-day Advemists, thus D,s ab,e t0 carry a tune
this campus to learn and be in- direct of^co^ZS ROWING " ■ r "**"
spired? I think Talk-Net's faculty. "'"cauon KUWCASTING: picking out
the reason for the use of
denomination's name in
article.
nPractice what you preach (5
extra pts.)
□ Has KGTS broadcasting
experience
tual interview
Personally, I want to thank
also very glad I came to SC
when seeking a degree in com-
mnications. Yes, there are bet-
ter schools of journalism. But
I found SC more than capable
of successfully sending me on you and your staff have ac
he road to a broadcasting complished this year
„™...,,j. picmng out experience
an audience you hope to reach WHAT'S WRONG WITH SATIRE' DL0VES c°«a«e <*«« loaf
"' I then play,™ „„,„. Dcar EdUor "^ and gluten
The two published condem- °£WaJ" WearS hom™ade
intinn ]«». _* n . . . . SUHS
(black suits and white shirts)
willing to get
Bruce Williams, on this occa- Your heading was correct c,,.i ,i
sum, was quite adept a, giving but the "Us" should Tve sively what iTI T"" Dear Editor,
advice before having good in- referred to Southern CoUege want to hea One The two published condem- %"" Wears "°™™*°
^d^ C0UeEe Z££S£T? ^do^oroaS ffi S£ A X? ^ ™™« inconspicuous,
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paragraph introducing the ac- generally'speaking, cS ZZ «o"S ""' ^ *" W°r"»
music lovers (our main au- ZfLJ^ I ,"' nHasc
dience) don't have a tremen- ™J „ , *? Journal,stic
process called "satire."
. uaviKujr, i warn io tnank dience) don't have a tremen journalistic one - -
you for the good job and the dous interest in sports; similar- J^f£? 2^" fS DTakes cold showers every day
improvement in content that ly, KZ106 doesn't play much "™,m " „ „ a'JheSe f™ (""»' save hot water!)
you and your staff have ac- classical music because they ^ f^ ^ offended by DALWAYS puts cap back on
career, along with helping me
get my priorities in life
straightened out. To use a
sports euphemism, "the ball is
in your court!"
Sincerely,
Todd Parish
Director of Development
FM90.5 WSMC
CONTENT OF PHONE CALL
CORRECTED
Dear Editor:
I appreciate the approach in
the news item on "How Do
You Think People View Us?"
on page 7 of the March 21
Southern Accent. However, the
Cordially,
Noble B. Vining. Manager
The College Press
THE GREAT COMMANDMENT
OF RADIO
Dear Editor:
Because 1 work at the radio
station (FM90.5 WSMC) men-
tioned in your article, "How
DALWAYS puts cap back on
toothpaste
classical music because they .„rh „„ . . ,,
know their listeners, generally !"hL ,h , toothpaste
speaking, have little interest in Hem shanT?"' Pr°" DSwious mind«> with a slight
Bach and Beethoven. v£h T , !. sense of humor
Webster (and no, not the nw.u . i. •<•
Most important, I was disap- small fry that comes over the a7 Z, ,1 l""" '° l™"
pointed that your article did not airwaves on ABC's Friday nn V ^ ra°"th
deliver what the first paragraph night prime time schedule) □7,™?^''°" Wag°"
claimed it would: one man's defines satire as "A literary nH«V„? ■ •
opinion of Seventh-day Adven- »ork in which irony, derision; ,„???,, *" ZS.h^"™"
lists. According to the or wit in any form is used to ex- DALWAYS hTt^H- h
transcription of the conversa- Pose folly or wickedness." «M™n^„M
... tion, the name SEVENTH- Now, Pastor's Peach's aren't -
Do You Think People View DAY ADVENTIST never came "wicked," but clearly the arti-
Us?", in the March 21 up. By his comments, it appears cle should not have been taken
Southern Accent (page 7), 1 am that Bruce Williams has no idea seriously. Therefore, Ms. Gen-
especially motivated to share that Southern College is a try and Mr. Glander took a se- <,,„,,•„,„,/ r' ,k.n n ■
with you a few Seventh-day Adventis. school, cond look at what should've %Zarv 28%9
disappointments. Your article did not give us on|y b«n looked at once and
First of all, as a classical Bruce Williams' opinion of our laughed at accordingly. Do
lover, I am always disap- church; only his opinions of these people watch The Tonight
□ Is son of conference presi-
dent (5 extra points)
P.S. I've ordered my dress
and started your suit!
•'•• '*«-""<• iiuwcvci, inc inujiviuYti, lain always uisap- ciiuicii; only niS opinions Ot ll,ra
nterview with Bruce Williams, pointed when someone speaks classical music and radio sta- stl°
e national Talknet host
of classical
..with a lit-
formattine (both ques
ith the same scrutiny?
Secondly, for Ms. Gentry to
accuse that Smith's article was
demeaning to women is lost in
her attempt to analyze the
satire. Also, for her to think
that satire has no place in an
Adventist school newspaper is
pretty narrow-minded.
Mr. Glander acknowledged
that this is a Christian environ-
ment. What a discovery. I don't
know very much about being a
Christian from personal ex-
perience, but if it means not be-
ing able to laugh at situations
or at humorous writings, it has
to be saying "no" to a very
human impulse.
Mr. Glander also says that
here we should "accentuate the
positive and eliminate the
negative." The government of
the Soviet Union does this on a
daily basis. Maybe he ought to
apply for a job in the Poliburo
when he's done. (That
joke, Tomm
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alent Show Highlights Local Performers
I Jorman Hobbs
1 Where were you Saturday
I light? Well, If you were not at
I he Student Association Talent
lihow, you missed a good pro-
gram. The entertainment in-
cluded something for everyone.
J To begin with, the
Ininutemen emcees, Andre
fcalzo and Russell Atkins,
taught everyone how to clap for
an act and how to give a stan-
ding ovation. Throughout the
Jprogram, they brought laughter
Iwith their jokes while awaiting
■the next act. Sometimes the
I laughter was directed at them
■ for a "corny" joke.
The great amount of talent
made it tough for the judges:
Brenda Carnahan, Dan Chesla,
Ben McArthur, Glenn
McElroy, and Bill Wohlers.
After the program was over,
the results were announced.
There were two categories:
miscellaneous and popular.
In the miscellaneous
category, third place was given
to Brad Senska, Russell
Atkins.and Jeff St. Clair for
"It had to be you/Pecos Bill."
The second place winners were
the Smothers Brothers. . . ex-
cuse me, the winners were Den-
nis Golighthy and Paul Ware in
"Mom Atways Liked You
Best,"an act from the Smothers
Brothers repetoire. The first
place award went to John
Bristow in "Real Entertain-
ment." John showed great jug-
gling ability while handling
balls, pins, handkerchiefs, and
rings. At one point he juggled
a bowling ball, a tennis ball,
and a ping pong ball. And his
last juggling act had him juggl-
ing pins that were set afire.
In the popular category,
Ester Pascamalan and Burke
Crump received third place for
"With You I'm Born Again."
The second place winner was
Tag Garmon's "Romantic
Medley." The first place prize
went to the performers of
"This Time": Michelle
Cromwell, Kim Deardorff, and
Bob Jimenez.
The audience had their own
vote for the overall winner. The
people's choice was "This
Time," composed by Kim
Deardorff only a week before
the show. Besides thanking
those involved in the perfor-
mance, Kim commented on the
encouragement this award gives
him. An award of this sort
makes him see the importance
of "keeping at it." In talking
with Kim, I discovered that he
wants to be a professional song
Mitsue YapShing and Bob
Folkenberg, Co-Vice-
Presidents for Social Activities,
worked hard to plan the pro-
gram. Mitsue thought that
everything went great and
thanks everyone who par-
ticipated from the bottom of
her heart.
Talent Show 1985 is over;
however, 1986 is on the way.
|Dr. Gerald Bennett to
Lecture for Nursing Series
Only for Easter.
Only from Hallmark.
Gerald Bennett, Ph.D., will
I present "The Impaired Nurse,"
I Thursday, March 28, from
1 1 1 :05 till 1 1 :45 a.m. in Thatcher
Hall at Southern College of
Seventh-day Adventists in
Collegedale.
The focus of the lecture, part
of the Florence Oliver Ander-
son Nursing Series, will be how
to cope with alcohol and drug
abuse by the professional nurse
and how to use community
resources to deal with the
problem.
Dr. Bennett is an associate
professor and chairman of
mental health-psychiatric nurs-
ing for the Medical College of
Georgia School of Nursing in
Augusta. He has written exten-
sively on the subject of
substance abuse.
He received his bachelor's
degree in nursing from Medical
College of Georgia in Augusta,
his master's degree from Case
Western Reserve University in
Cleveland, Ohio, and his doc-
torate in psychiatric-mental
health from the University of
Texas.
Dr. Bennett belongs to the
Drug and Alcohol Nursing
Association and is a board
member of the Mental Health
Association of Augusta.
The Florence Oliver Ander-
son Series is an annual feature
of the Division of Nursing at
Souther College. AU-but
especially nursing
professionals-are invited to at
tend this lecture free of charge
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$1,000,000 For Not Cheating!
Associated Press
NEW YORK (AP)~ Would
you file a scrupulously honest
tax return if it meant that you
were eligible for a million-
dollar prize?
Such a lottery was one pro-
posal offered by a group of
social scientists the Internal
Revenue Service asked to con-
sider ways the agency could
deal with cheating, according to
an article in the April issue of
Psychology Today.
Some of the suggestions
"have legal and practical
obstacles, but all are based ex-
plicitly or implicitly on well-
established psychological
theory, "said Elizabeth F, Lof-
tus, a professor of psychology
[ at the University of
Washington at Seattle.
The lottery was one pro-
posal, but "more realistically,"
the IRS could offer positive
reinforcement by giving those
who filed accurate returns a tax
rebate or by lessening their
chances of future audits, said
Ms. Loftus, one of the people
the IRS called together for a
three-day seminar in January.
"Such schemes might at least
encourage people to check their
returns carefully and avoid the
necessity of contacting millions
of taxpayers who misadd
figures or misread tax tables,"
she said.
A survey, commissioned by
the IRS and conducted by
Yankelovich, Skelly and White
Inc., indicates that tax cheating
is a major problem. Of more
than 2,000 people polled in in-
terviews last year, 20 percent
said they cheated.
But those surveyed estimated
that 41 percent of all taxpayers
cheated.
Seventy-six percent said it
was OK to trade goods or ser-
vices with friends and not
report it, and 40 percent said it
was all right not to report small
outside income.
"■•• if someone like
me underpays a little
it's not a big deal."
Thirty-eight percent agreed
that, "Since a lot of rich peo-
ple pay no taxes at all, if so-
meone like me underpays a lit-
tle, it's not a big deal."
The survey did not indicate a
margin of error.
The main reasons people
cheat: "The tax system is un-
fair," "They can get away with
it," "Everyone else does it,"
"To beat the system or win
out." and "Don't like or can't
control how their money is
spent."
To deal with that last com-
plaint, the scientists proposed
that the IRS adopt a "check-off
system" that would allow tax-
payers to designate a certain
percentage of their taxes for a
specific use, such as education
or defense.
This would not necessarily
change the way money is spent,
the scientists said, noting that
the amounts that could be
designated would be limited.
"But the checkoff scheme
could make taxpayers feel bet-
ter about paying their taxes by
giving them some say about
where their money is spent and
by encouraging the feeling that
their money makes a dif-
ference," Ms. Loftus said.
Other proposals included an
advertising campaign in which
celebrities proclaim the joys of
paying taxes, and an increase in
the amounts that are withheld.
Taxpayers who are scheduled to
receive refunds are less likely to
cheat than those who expect to
owe money, she said.
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Hospital Revenue Not Meeting Cost
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on interest from hospital investments to shore up slim profits from
operating the hospital. Profits this year won't meet the goal and
didn t the three previous years Financial statements show. Income
from operations in 1985 is expected to be $1.9 million, or 1 6 per-
cent of SI 17 million in net revenue.
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U.S. Army Major Arthur L. Nicholson, was shot and left to
die without medical aid early Sunday morning while on a
legitimate mission in East Germany. The Soviet Embassy said that
Nicholson and his driver were in a restricted zone and entered
it despite the presence of clearly visible warning signs.
A good book is the best of friends,
the same today and forever.
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As the NCAA tournament
;onctades this weekend, playoff
ever becomes alive and well in
rath the NBA and the NHL.
;unny as it seems, though, the
;ey word in each playoff-
NCAA, NBA, and NHL-ls
"repeat." The Georgetown
Hoyas, Boston Celtics, and Ed-
monton Oilers each have a
good chance at attaining this
goal in each of their respective
leagues.
Most college basketball fans
believe that the Hoyas will
repeat, even though they first
must get through St. John's this
Saturday. Most of the fans also
know the factors that make
Jerry Russell
Georgetown an awesome team
and what they have to do to win
their second NCAA tourna-
ment in as many years. So let s
not go into that stuff anymore.
Let's talk about the real
playoffs that are upon us.
First, the NBA. The Boston
Celtics-owners of 1) the
Jeague's best record; 2) the
league's best coaching, game in
and game out; 3) a tradition of
winning teams, and lest we
forget; 4) Larry Bird-seem to
be a shoo-in to be the first team
in the NBA to have back-to-
back championships since the
conception of Detante. . .right?
Don't be so sure. Although
teams such as Atlanta, Seattle,
and Chicago certainly won t
take the title away from the
Celts, there are some that are
waiting in the wings to dethrone
the defending champs. Teams
like Milwaukee, whom the
Celtics only have beaten once
this year; Los Angeles, who,
among other things, wants
revenge for last year's cham-
pioship loss; Philadelphia, who
would love to ruin Boston's
repeat party strictly for the sake
of the rivalry; and Denver-even
though they still don't know
how to play defense. Yet, the
Nuggetts would like to get Dan
lssel an NBA championship
ring as a retirement gift.
Switching to the NHL,
Wayne Gretzky's Edmonton
Oilers are looking to build their
own dynasty in much the same
fashion of the New York
Islanders of late '79 and the
early 80's. Though it seems as
though no one can stop the
Oilers when Gretzky, Paul Cof-
fey, and Jari Kurri are on their
game, the Philadelphia Flyers,
and Washington Capitals are
the only serious contenders for
the Cup this year. Yes, that
means that the Islanders are
has-beens. Montreal and Buf-
falo are good teams,
themselves, but they would
need to have an extraordinary
drive for the Cup to defeat Ed-
monton. Other teams like St
MONDAY
South 8 Hubbard 1
Ernie Phcirim scored four goals in
leading South 10 an easy victory over
winless Hubbard. Hubbard who has
been of little concern to ihc other learns
n the league was never in this one. Ted
Chase made it close in the first period
with Hubbards only goal.
Boyle 5 Negron 5
Boyle took a 3-2 lead into the third
period only to be outscored by the
scrappy Negron offense in the final
period. In the third period. Negron's of-
fense. led by Joe Chaflin (2 goals) and
Bob Rodgcrs (1 goal) scored 3 goals to
come from behind. Chaflin had three
goals for the game as did Dave Alonso
of Boyle's team. With 44 seconds re-
maining in the game with the score tied
it 5 Bob Rodgcrs went to the penally
rox for slashing giving Boyle a power
play thai was eventually unsuccessful.
Estrada 6 Durocher 4
n Estrada and Jerry Russell scored
0 goals apiece but it was Jon Miller
10 got the game winner in this close
nlest. Miller's goal midway in Ihe
third period put Eslrada ahead lo stay.
A few minutes laler Brian Nase added
an insurance goal for the winners. Bob
Durocher and Bobby Kendall had two
goals apiece for the losers.
Hockey Standings
TUESDAY
Lacra 8 Boyle 5
Lacra continued to roll as they were led
by Doug Coppess and Brian Pollen who
had three goals apiece. Boyle put up a
good fight getting two goals from
Stephen Pollen.
Mellert 9 Hubbard 0
Vito Monlepcrto posted his first shutout
of the season against a very meek Hub-
bard team, Monlepcrto's toughest save
came on a shot by the captain of his
team Rob Mellerl. "1 was surprised at
first," says Vilo. "I wasn't sure what
he was doing. 11 looked like he would
shoot-sure enough he did." It was a
great save by the otherwise untested
Monlepcrto. Rob Mellert led all scorers
with five goals while John Montcith got
three, thus finishing Hubbard's season
winless at 0-B.
Team
Mellert
Lacra
Jaecks
Boyle
Negron
South
Estrada
Durocher
Hubbard
Jaecks 7 South 5
At 16-00 of the third period Mike scored, with Sou* getting three. While
Fulbrigh. took a pass from Steve Jaecks the second period was mainly an outlet
and scored ihe winning goal as Jaecks for pent up emoltons the third period
downed South. Fulbright scored a hat
trick while Jaecks and Dave Forsey add-
ed two apiece 10 round out the scoring.
The second period was full of hot
tempered scoring as five goals were
classic defensive hockey. Greg Hess
and Joe Joiner made numerous spec-
tacular saves while South got great
defensive play out of Norman Roda.
Jim South led his learn with three goals.
Louis, Chicago, and Winnipeg
simply don't have the defense
to stop a club that scores at will
like the Oilers. Chalk another
one up for loud-mouth coach
Glen Sather.
It's highly likely that all three
teams (Boston Celtics, Edmon-
ton Oilers, and Georgetown
Hoyas) will accomplish the goal
that they set out for at the
beginning of their respective
seasons. However, you can be
sure that they'll get a serious
run for their money. Whatever
happens, the run for the cham-
pionship in each league will be
interesting.
Individual
Hockey Stats
Player G»ab
D. Coppess 38
R. Mellert 31
B. Rodgers 28
J. Chaffin 25
R. Snider 21
S. Jaecks l?
J. Monteith 16
B. Stephan 12
D. Forsey 12
Player
Coppess
Lacra
Johnson
Potter
Rodgers
Grover May poke checks the puck away from David Alonso on Tuesday night.
Kent Boyle, David -'
I Jay Dedeker take a breather t
How To Be a
Shenandoah Man
Your Turn
weinhold Smith
\he following article is satire
%nd should not be taken
\riously.)
J Remember at the beginning
of the school year, when you
would sit in the cafeteria or a
flassroom and think to
lourself , "I wonder where that
r girl went to academy?"
I The following is the first, of
[ one part series on what it
i be a "Shenandoah
ll. Short hair. Very short,
jitcher crew-cut style.
|2. Must be short in height
, five-eight or less.
|3. Looking 14 is most
pirable, but not over 17. (five
. points)
Hang around together
! hour of the day.
|5. If you ask a girl out on a
e, be sure to bring along the
ig-
I 6. Buy the latest fashions,
pend a fortune on them, bring
them back to your dorm room,
throw them on the floor or
under the bed, and wake up the
next day and wear them,,
wrinkled of course.
7. Get a nick-name like Skip
or Tippy, or perhaps the
"Spuds."
8. Wear your academy letter-
mancoat all the time.
9. Sit in the cafeteria with
other Shenandoah alums and
be perfectly obnoxious.
10. Wear tennis shoes and
501s everywhere, even to
vespers.
If you have, say. . .eight to
ten of the preceding criteria
down to a way of life, you must
be a Shenandoah grad. If not,
perhaps you could go back to
academy next fall. Plan now to
enroll because, like yourself,
many other "men" obviously
went to the wrong academy
first time through.
If you could have someone's job on campus, whose
would be? And why?
? £ t
Europe on $5.00 a Day
and a Prayer
> John Dysinger and Bob Folkenberg
"I like what I'm doing now
very much. I work in the
Spaiding Library. I would also
like- to work in the Day Care
Center because I enjoy
children, and I believe their
learning experiences begin at
this very young crucial age. "
-- Dorothea Brown
§
"/ want to be 'Dear Lori, ' so
I could find out why later tots
cost six cents each. "
— Tony Figueroa
"I want to be president, so I
can travel around and have a
big office."
-- Kathy Lee
I Because of the number of
}udents who will be traveling
b Europe this summer, and the
increasing interest in the Euro-
m Study Tour, Accent felt
t this would be of interest to
\ number of readers.
It has been said that necessi-
s the mother of invention,
ami after travelling for a month
Europe on a bare-bones
|judget we would have to agree.
Vhen you have a budget of $5
day, you out of necessity
fcome up with some pretty in-
centive ways to squeeze the
it of every penny! This,
[however, does not need to take
jaway from the excitement that
i European vacation provides.
In fact, we found that it adds
a sense of adventure to this ex-
citement (as in: where are we
going to eat?).
After a month ofthis cons-
tant adventure, we decided that
our new-found knowledge
could be of invaluable
assistance to other budget-
conscious (and a little crazy)
travelers like ourselves. So the
idea of Europe On $5 A Day.
. .And A Prayer was born.
(Please don't pass over the
prayer part lightly, it is a very
important ingredient of this
type of travel).
Let us state at the beginning
that this is not your ordinary
tourist guidebook. This is a
handbook for survival and
nothing more (If you do
anything more, you go over
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"/ would tike Dr. Rolfe's job
because he can keep up with alt
the business in the world."
-- Renee Satterfield
"I would like to be a theology
teacher because I have always
liked working with and for
other people and, at the same
time, present the Gospel to
students"
- Ed Santana
"I want to be girls' dean. I
think it would be a very
challenging job. "
- Skip Holley
"I want to be Dr. Richert, so
r can ace calculus. "
-- Lori Heinsman
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"I like what I'm doing now.
I'm a backup operator in the
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THE BEST OF BRITAIN
TOUR. Travel through
England, Scotland, Wales, Ju-
ly 9-30, 1985. Three hours of
credit (six hours with extension
to August 5). Credit may be
history or humanities (General
Education Areas C-l and D-3).
Satisfies European history re-
quirement. Price:
S2,10O-$2,30O. Contact Dr.
William Wohlers, Department
of History, Phone 238-2528 or
396-3220.
ATTENTION FOOD
BINGERS: For some time now
you have been locked into a cy-
cle of gorging food and then
purging either by forced
vomiting, laxitives, diuretics, or
continual dieting and fasting.
You often feel unable to break
this cycle. A group is now be-
ing started for persons struggl-
ing with this behavior pattern.
If you are interested in joining
us, please call one of these
numbers: 396-2093 or
396-2136. Ask for Laura.
Need ride to Texas. No lug-
gage. Anytime from April
14-May 4. Phone for Murlita
Grindley. Home 236-4517 or
238-2025.
Need papers typed? Just call
Julie at 238-2267 for excellent
quality paper's at a reasonable
FALL CREEK FALLS
RETREAT. You are invited to
be a part of the Second Annual
Spring Business Retreat to Fall
Creek Falls, April 19-21.
Thomas M. Zapara, a featured
Anderson Lecture Series
speaker, and Ed Wright, the
new Collegedale pastor, will be
spending the weekend with us.
Business majors and non-
business majors are both in-
vited to come and enjoy this
weekend. Mark you calendar
NOW!
The deadline for entering the
Southern College writing con-
test is drawing near. April 5 is
the final date to turn in those
masterpieces you worked so
hard on. There are two
categories that will be judged:
library research papers and
critical-analytical papers (which
can include a wide variety of
writings). There will be three
prizes in each category carrying
cash values of $75-$50-$25.
Winners honored at Awards
Chapel.
Typesetter for Sale. Older
Model Compugraphic photo
typesetter. Suitable for
Newsletter/school paper
Developer included. Contact
Brent Van Arsdell.
615-238-3027.
Geology Professor Visits S.C.
Mike Rasmussen will be
presenting a seminar on "The
Geology of the Appalachian
Mountains of Pennsylvania"
on Thursday, March 28 at
J 2:00 noon in the east end of
the cafeteria. Mr. Rassmussen
teaches in the geology dept. of
Loma Linda University,
LaSierra Campus. Any
students who may be interested
in graduate studies in geology
may set up an appointment
through the counseling office.
The Japan Center of Tennessee
will sponsor a Kabuki Dance-
Lecture performance by Pro-
fessor Kimilo Gunji of the
School of Art and Design at the
University of Illinois at Cham-
paign. Rhodes College will host
this program on Wednesday,
April 17, 1985 at 7:30 p.m. in
the McCoy Theatre.
The drinking fountain by the
tennis courts was a project of
your local Student Association
jointly financed by SA, city of
Collegedale, college administra-
tion, and CABL, for the benefit
of all. Unfortunately benefit is
not obtainable. If you took the
handle that makes it go or find
it lying around— please put it
back. Thanks.
Thank you to the person who
returned an envelope to Teresa
Barton. Your honesty was
greatly appreciated.
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CHAPEL CREDIT. A
16-projector MULTI-MEDIA
presentation will be shown at
Cleveland Life Care Center on
March 28. There will be
refreshments served, also. All
business majors are urged to at-
tend. A bus will be leaving from
in front of the music building
at II a.m.
Need a paper typed now? Up to
20 pages guaranteed overnight,
error-free, $1 .00 per page. Call
238-321 1 and ask for Kathryn.
FAMILY VIOLENCE: Issues
and Treatments. June 6th and
7th. Chattanooga Hamilton
County Convention And Trade
Center. FEATURING: Ellen
Pence. Director, Domestic
Abuse Intervention Project,
Duluth, Minn, and Susan
Schechter, author of Women
and Mate Violence.
Faculty, staff and students are
invited to a free lecture-
demonstration on Color
Analysis on Thursday, March
28, 11 a.m. in S.H. 105. The
lecture will be followed by a
seminar on wardrobe planning,
closet organization, hair and
face analysis, complete in-
dividual color analysis with col-
or swatches, etc., commencing
April 2 and 4 at 7 p.m. Sign up
and pay the fee of $45.00 for
the seminar series, at the time
of the free lecture on Thursday.
PERSONAL
To all those concerned (and to
those who aren't): Mark
Eglinas asked me to inform you
that-contrary to popular
belief-he is in no way related to
the person with the initials
M.E. who was mentioned in
last week's Southern Accent.
He would like to point out that
he is from Winter Haven,
Florida, not "Winny Haven."
He adds that his neck has final-
ly quit peeling.
Michael Palsgrove
Europe. . .
your $5 budget). Hotels and
restaurants are in the same
category as watch stores in
Switzerland and clothes stores
in Rome--to be appreciated
from the outside only. As far as
, tour books, and
museum admissions are con-
cerned, don't even concern
yourself-they're out of the
question. Food and lodging are
the only things that you think
about on $5 a day.
Because we only have two
areas to deal with, and because
we know that you don't want to
carry a thick guidebook all over
Europe (and because we both
have Acts & Epistles to do) our
advice will be short, sweet and
to the point.
What to take:
Basically, as little as possible,
but for some specifics:
-•Backpack
-Sleeping bag (warm)
-Plastic ground cloth (you
don't always know what you're
sleeping on)
-One change of clothes (to
wear while others are being
aired out)
-Tent
-Camera and diary
-Essential toiletries
What not to take:
Basically, everything thai'
not on the "What to take"
but for some specifics:
—Hair dryer
-Non-essential tioletries (co|
ogne, mascara, condition,
eye-lash curlers, etc.)
-Pillow
-Europe on $20 A Day
-Hotel, reference book
-Any memories of Mom's
home cooking!
Now that you're packed, „t
recommend that you get 0M
last good night's sleep and then
gorge yourself! When you have
done that, you're finally ready
to experience (and endure)
Europe on $5 a Day. .
Prayer.
7o be continued. .
This article was reprinted by
permission from Prism,
January 1984.
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Foresight
Friday
Saturday
March 29
March 30
Tuesday April 2
Wednesday April 3
Thursday April 4
8:00 p.m.: Vespers. (Destiny)
Church: Special Music Program
No Program Planned -
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7:00 p.m.: Midweek Service
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ennessee Twang
blume 7, Number 1
April 1, 1985
fiouthern College Revises Freshmen Regulations for 1985-86 Year
G
s has been released from
[e offices of the Head Deans
' Thatcher and Talge Halls
Jiat starting in the Fall of the
P85-86 school year new rules
r incoming freshmen will go
:o effect. The policy is an ef-
fort to help students make the
transition to adult life as
|mooth as possible. Dean of
i Reed Christman believes
that the rules are fair.
"I know that at first ap-
s they (the rules) loo?
ridiculous. . .fair is a better
.but in the past,
■eshmen have not always had
e smoothest of transitions for
taking their own decisions,"
lys Christman.
I Dean of Women Millie Ru-
l agrees. "The rules may be
tough, but we felt that we had
to take the initiative in helping
freshmen cope with a new
situation."
When countered with the
argument that not all of the
freshmen need help with mak-
ing the transition to adult life,
Christman said, "Yes, that's
true, but those that don't need
the help will have to accept the
new policy. It's just like Sab-
bath School check. Not all of
the students need to be check-
ed on, but the dorms do it
because if we didn't, more and
more students would stop going
to church."
As of now the new policy
runs as follows: "All Freshmen
are obligated to obey these
regulations as well as those of
the college, and any attempt to
violate them will be dealt with
severely."
The new rules are as follows:
1 . Freshmen are required to
wear name tags on themselves
between the hours of 7:00 am
on Mondays and 4:00 pm on
Fridays. These shall be worn to
all special weekend activities of
the college.
2. Freshmen are required to
speak to all persons they see on
campus with a polite "Hello."
a. All Freshmen shall be
courteous at all times to
members of the upper class and
faculty.
3. All Freshmen must exit
and enter the campus by way of
Apison Pike only. They are not
to use Camp Road or Tallant
Road for these purposes.
4. Freshmen shall enter the
Administration Building,
Wright Hall, and the residence
halls, Talge and Thatcher Halls
through the front doors only.
5._Freshmen are urged to at-
tend all chapels, Wednesday
night services. Vespers, and
Sabbath School and Church
meetings. Specified seating
areas for Freshmen will be
marked.
6. Freshmen will be required
to recite verbatim upon request
at any time the following:
a. Alma mater
b. The year Southern College
was founded
c. The name of the President
of the college
d. The names of the officers
of the Student association
e. The names of the Dean of
Men, Dean of Women,
Academic Dean and the name
of your Academic Advisor.
7. Freshmen cannot wear any
article of clothing or any in-
signia that pertains to any
school other than Southern.
8. Freshmen shall be clean
shaven and have neat collegiate
haircuts at all times.
9. Freshmen shall know the
names and locations of all
buildings on campus.
10. If any of these rules are
broken, the violator will appear
before the newly-formed Stu-
dent Court of Southern Col-
lege, upon request of the Court,
at a time set for hearing of said
violator.
Collegedale Police Beat
"Chainsaw" Clower
J.T. Shim, Student Associa-
President for Southern
College, was picked up last
light roaming in his underwear
the Talge Hall parking lot.
Cramer, the arresting of-
;r, said that Shim looked as
|hough he were in a daze. "He
nust have been through some
|raumatic experience," said
-ramer, "because he reverted
Jo speaking his native language,
-hinese, and wouldn't speak
nything else." Shim was taken
fto Moccasin Bend Psychiatric
■Hospital for observation.
I After an all-night search for
Ihree missing Thatcher
residents, Collegedale police
jfound the women sleeping in
lone of the unused rooms in
[Talge Hall. The girls who ask-
|ed to be left unidentified, said
hhat they only wanted to ex-
perience what it was like to
_Jsleep with hundreds of men sur-
I rounding them. No charges
j*ere pressed.
I The Collegedale Police
— department posted its annual
Bist of mug shots yesterday. The
police believe that the act is a
[deterrent to crime. "People
posed to the public," said Of-
I ficet Pitts. Some of the surpris-
ing faces were Reed Christman,
Dean of Men, for shoplifting;
President John Wagner, for
twenty unpaid moving violation
tickets; and Mike Palsgrove,
SA Vice-President, for peeping
into Thatcher Hall windows
after hours.
After a dozen consecutive
false alarms, the Collegedale
Volunteer Fire Department
failed to report to an actual fire
on Tallant Road yesterday.
Although no was killed, all of
the Anderson's possessions
were lost in the blaze. The fami-
ly is leaning towards suing the
city of Collegedale.
Police reported to a call-in at
Wright Hall yesterday where
women of Thatcher Hall, pro-
testing the new rule for Talge
Hall residents which allows
them to come in at any hour of-
the evening, began to throw
rocks at the windows of the ad-
ministration building and to
strip off their clothes. Lynnette
Jones, arrested for indecent ex-
posure, said that if the rule isn't
changed, the girls will do it
again.
"I do it for fun," says Clower.
What he is referring to is the
"art" of severing animals limbs
with a chainsaw. Clower has
been doing this type of work
for nearly 18 years. "When I
was just a young boy," Clower
reminisces, "I used to lie in the
grass and watch my dad cut
down trees with a chainsaw. I
started daydreaming and found
myself thinking how much fun
it would be if that tree was, say,
a giraffe's neck instead. It
wasn't until years later that my
dream became a reality."
This somewhat sadistic at-
traction dates back to the year
500 B.C. when the Romans
began chopping off animals
heads with axes in their
stadiums. Clower, like the
Romans, draws large au-
diences, and many animal ac-
tivist groups have had Clower
fined. "What would you do if
you got $100,000 a show and
had to pay only $5,000 of that
in fines? Well, I plan to keep
my show on the road."
In the picture to the right,
Clower is shown just minutes
before he starts up his chainsaw
and runs it through the dog's
neck. "I like what I'm doing,"
says Clower, "and that's what's
important."
Clower has already made
court, Phil Donahue and Julia
Child's cooking class. He is
booked up months in advance,
but thanks to the ingenious
planning and connections
tional appearances at the White Dean Schlisner he will be com-
House, Queen Elizabeth's ing to Collegedale tonight. "It
really ought to perk up atten-
dance for the artist adventure
series," states Schlisner. "John
and I are really looking forward
to this."
Tickets are $50 for communi-
ty. Students free with I.D.
K.R.'s Place Condemned
,, „ „, ... ngisanannual production put out by the Hamilton County
ES3£i SLw b -«., absurd and reHects .be persona, c harac er
attributes of the stall. An, resemblance to any person b intended. Wc to not
chanted the name to protect the innocent. An, letters to the editor should be
, db«5, = President Reagan „ith , carbon cop, to Waller Mondale.
K.R.'s Place was officially
closed down today by the Ten-
nessee Department of Health
and declared condemned.
K.R.'s, the Student Associa-
tion's answer to fast-food, was
condemned for selling rat-
marine sandwiches disguised as
Strombotis.
Upon further investigation, a
Health Dept. official was
quoted as saying, "For only be-
ing open five hours, this place
is a pigpen, and if I were to
bring a fan in here and turn it
on, the debris would fly across
the floor. No wonder rats like
it here. With nineteen hours in
which to clean, I can't unders-
tand the filth problem."
K.R.'s (which really stands
for Killer Rats) got its name as
a result of the dirty conditions.
With so much food on the
tables and floor, the rats grow
up to four feet tall.
Southern College student,
Ron Aguilera, responded to the
closing. "Well, it's about time!
If they hadn't come now, I was
going to write the General Con- K.R.'s Place is closed
ference about it." eating there a long time ago. » •
Another student, Stephanie was in there late one Saturday defimtely. Lmda Davis, th
Pollett, also was happy about evening when a rat nibbled at supervisor, was r
the closing. "Yea, 1 stopped my sneak' s." tor comment.
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i
Southern College Develops Pop/Rock Band
The Office of Development
and Public Relations announc-
ed plans today for its most
unusual PR gimmick to date.
President Wagner has asked
several of the secret musicians
among the faculty to join with
him in forming a pop/rock
band called "Johnny and the
Recruiters." The band is plan-
ning to tour the Southern
Union, with stops at all the ma-
jor academies, to boost the stu-
dent enrollment.
"It's a sure thing!" exclaim-
ed Vinita Sauder, Director of
P.R. at Southern. "See, all the
good groups have lead singers
with a gimmick-Ozzy has his
headless bats, Mick has his lip
steroids, and John, well, we've
probably got the only rock
band in the world where the
lead singer is a bass!"
"When Vinita first ap-
proached me with the idea, I
wasn't too excited," admits
Wagner. "But after a few prac-
tice sessions, I'm beginning to
see the major benefits a pro-
gram like this can have."
"That's right," agreed
keyboards player E.O. Grund-
set. "And the tour also pro-
vides an excellent opportunity
for ornithological discoveries."
Not all the members of the
group feel so positive about the
group's influence. Drummer
Francis Andrews, admits she
joined only under great
pressure, and is often heard at
rehearsals mumbling, "This is
really silly." Ed "Boom-
Boom" Lamb, the band bass
player, is more concerned with
the time element involved with
touring. "1 have a wife to think
about, you know!" he said.
Although some members
complain, the group still con-
tinues to rehearse. Lead
guitarist Evelyn Moore and
back-up singer Jan Haluska
have even written several
original songs for the group, in-
cluding "Everything's FineS in
the Cafeteria" and "C'mon, Be
a British-Lit Baby." Along with
these, the band also plays
modified Top 40 hits dealing
with everything from studies
("All Night Long") to finances
(Think of Laurel") to gradua-
tion ("Against All Odds").
"I think we have a g<x
thing going," said the band'
other guitarist, Cecil Rolfe. "
can't wait to do the album,"
added, referring to the group'
first album, tentatively titled,
"MeandMyGSL,"dueoutin |
early 1986.
When asked whether he j
thought of himself as
Wagner expressed the sen-
timents with this statement.
"This is a serious business i
venture," he said. "It's not a
freak show; we're serious.
3
^xlEC/MMTERS
COLLEGEDALE UNDERGROUND INFILTRATED
Herman Fights Back!
Ihap Lin (Socialist Press)
Collegedale, TN: A bizzare
ihain of events has led the
socialist Press to discover some
tartling facts about the usual-
ly sublime and slow-paced city
of Collegedale. Many of this
town's influential and thought-
be peaceful citizens have
been indicted on many different
counts.
The underground conspiracy
all began to come into focus
just last week, but not to Jim
Herman, who moved to Col-
legedale a number of years ago
to assume the supposed role of
:ollege chaplain. To him the
conspiracy was what he came to
fight. "I knew there was
something fishy going on in
Collegedale," he says. "No
way could a business like the
Campus Kitchen serve the food
they do and stay afloat without
some outside funds being tun-
neled in that direction."
Herman's inclinations were
exactly right. A massive
underground has been func-
tioning right out of Col-
legedale. In fact, many of
Southern's teachers are part of
the organization along with the
present and the former SA
presidents. The retrrenchment
last year was due in part to rid-
ding teachers not involved in
the scandal and making room
for "members."
The main purpose of the
underground is still unclear,
and many of its own members
"don't know who we are
fighting." It is true that no one
person has admitted to know-
ing anything about the
underground (even members),
but Jim Herman "knows a bad
apple when I see it." There is
one person who admitted to
having dealings in the
underground. We spoke to
Jook Ting Shim (alias JT) in his
maximum security cell at the
Collegedale police department.
"I was to try and
take over the
Ooltewah Telephone
Company."
"My work was simple," says
Shim. "I was to try and
takeover the Ooltewah
Telephone Company. Perhaps
taking Senators there last year
for a tour was being too bold."
Shim says he doesn't regret
what he did and openly admit-
ted that he was going to make
a break for it as soon as he
could. We asked him what he
would do if he escaped. "Head
for China," was his reply. "I
have family there."
Telephone magnate J.T. Shim poses with his female entourage in a picture smug-
E'ed from his personal photo album.
Glen McElroy was another
member indicted. His dealings
in the underground include
remodeling the CK. It is sup-
posed that this was his biggest
error, for it caused Herman to
question where the money for
that effort came from.
Perhaps the biggest
breakthrough in the effort of
Herman to expose the workings
of the underground came with
the increasing interest in the
"endowment fund" to "help
students attend college here."
William Taylor (alias Big Billy)
says that "Herman is reading
things into the picture that
aren't even there. We aren't
running a scam here."
However convincing Taylor's
arguments may sound, Herman
is positive that Bill is the Direc-
tor of Finance for the
"I received a letter
thanking me for my
five dollar
contribution."
"Just the other day," says
Herman emphatically, "I
received a letter thanking me
for my $5 dollar contribution
from the Senior class. I'm not
even a student. They told me
they would be crediting my
statement." This tipped off
Herman that someone was try-
ing to make a buck. William
Taylor was the only logical
choice.
The pieces of the conspiracy
are still trying to be put
together. Herman still says,
"I'm very confused. These peo-
ple (the members of the
underground) swear that they
don't know what I'm talking
about and sound so sincere."
But Herman won't let that stop
him. He's determined to-put the
offenders away. As of now, 13
faculty and 28 students have
been indicted along with 6 Col-
legedale residents. More arrests
are bound to be made within
the next few weeks.
The Socialist Press asked
Herman what he would do
when he finishes his work here
in Collegedale. "I've been
thinking about that," says Her-
man, "and I think from the ex-
perience I've learned from this
chaplain cover-up, I'll just stay
on as the real chaplain."
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Sunday March 24 12:00 p.m.: Mas
Monday March 25 8:00 p.m.: Concert (Hall & Oates
Tuesday March 26 Chapel: I. P. Nichols
Wednesday March 27 Midweek Service: Billy Graham*'
Thursday March 28 Chapel: U. R. Horrid*
Friday March 29 Vespers: Jerry Falwell**
Saturday March 30 Beach Party***
*Topic is Money Management
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Cutbacks in Intramural Budget Produces New Sports
Because of the new budget
for the upcoming school year,
the Coach has announced five
new sports. Apparently, the
lack of available money has
forced the softball field's
lighting to be shut down for at
least two more school years.
Also affected by the new
budget are flag-football, floor
hockey and co-ed volleyball.
Intramural Basketball and the
Rees Series will be limited to the
outside courts in the rear park-
ing lot of the gym and will still
be held during the months of
January and February. The
games will be played from side
to side with more than one
game happening at once.
One of the new sports an-
nounced by the Coach is Pent-
house Magazine Reading.
"During the season, fellas will
be given 'back issues' of Pent-
house magazines found in
Brent Van ArsdelPs room and
will be asked to do a full report
on what they saw," the Coach
said. "This sport will keep the
heart beating at a relatively
upbeat pace and therefore will
strengthen heart muscles a great
deal." For the ladies, a
magazine has not been chosen
as of yet and the Coach is open
for suggestions.
Challenge Nose Picking is
also on the schedule for next
school year. "Some of the best
booger diggers in SMC history
are attending the school right
now so I thought this would be
a great sport not only for the
participants, but for the spec-
tators as well." Singles and
Doubles will form the All Night
Booger Flicking Tournament to
be held in the student center
sometime in October.
"Students will be given points
for getting rid of the boogers as
inconspicuously as possible.
Flagrant violators will be sub-
ject to arrest," the Coach
added.
Ice Tennis is a promising
sport which has been seen many
times on ESPN. SC will begin
this sport in January. "Since
there are a lot of fools who go
out and play tennis when it's 40
degrees-and in shorts at that-
a little ice on the court won't
stop 'em," the Coach told, the
Tennessee Twang. "And yes,
skates will be available at the
campus shop. They might cost
you an arm and an eyeball but
most of the fools don't care
anyway."
One sport that the whole stu-
dent body will be sure to look
forward to is Ladies Topless
Boxing. ^'We had to get a sport
for the women which set them
apart from the men, you know,
a little uniqueness," the Coach
said wide-eyed. "I think with
the success of the Broads who
Rumble And Wreck League
(BRAWL) last year, LTB will
be a booming success," he said.
"They'll be wearing designer
shorts and designer shoes so
there will be no problem getting
sign-ups for this sport." The
Tennessee Twang had
photograph of models showing
off the new uniforms but they
somehow got messed up in the
developing process. The sports
department of the Tennessee
Twang regrets this.
Another sport waiting
wings is Car Racing which will
tentatively get underway
soon as the next school year
begins. Apison Pike will be the
drag strip and Four Corners
will be the finish line. Both
lanes will be used even though
regular traffic will not be inter-
rupted. "That will add
excitement!" the Coach JJ
claims. "Just think what
of wild finish line we'll
because all stop signs must he
obeyed. The fastest car with the
best brakes will win every
I surely do hope the administra-
tion approves of it in time so
can put it on the calendar,"
Coach said.
The Intramural seasons
never be the same.
Southern Accent
flume 40, Number 21
Editorial
3 C.A.R.E. Cares
The title sounds like a cheap cliche but it denotes with sin-
cerity the role that Collegiate Adventists Reaching Everyone
has come to assume.
The organization previously known as Campus Ministries
was fulfilling its role in years past, but the student interest was
not rising to what the group thought was its full potential. It
seemed to be drawing the same crowd for certain activities every
week. The need for a broader program, one that would en-
• compass a larger sector of the college and make activities varied
so as to meet more needs, was felt by the Campus Ministries.
This year under the leadership of Dale Tunnell, and the
guidance of Jim Herman, college chaplain, the Campus
Ministries began its year with an immediate change. C.A.R.E.
became the new organization, with the purpose of reaching the
students through their ministry, and also by allowing students
to witness to others in the community.
This turn around proved to be a successful one. From the
start of this year a well-organized program schedule followed
by good turnouts by the students showed that the planning had
payed off. Dale Tunnell is to be congratulaated on his fine per-
formance during this year. He has advanced his goals and has
certainly given the old Campus Ministries a new look.
There are others, besides C.A.R.E., that have worked to
bring their clubs, organizations, and businesses up to par. Much
is to be said about this type of individual. Many of us have
the potential of planning great programs and plotting great
strategies, but a lot of initiative and motivation is needed to
turn those plans into reality. It would be far better if we would
make fewer plans, yet carry those out.
C.A.R.E. has given us an example of organization and plan-
ning this year. Let us begin to set our goals for next year, make
them realistic, and then turn those goals into success.
STAFF
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Reporters
Michael Battistone
Melanie Boyd
La Ronda Curtis
Russell Duerksen
Sheila Elwin
Lori Heinsman
Norman Hobbs
Joni King
Dennis Negron
John Seaman
Bob Jones
Delmarie Newman
Tambra Rodgers
Jay Dedeker
Lynnette Jones
Maribel Soto
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovatski
Steve Martin
Jerry Russell
Randy Thuesdee
Rob Lastine
Lori Selby
J. T. Shim
Reinhold Smith
Alan Starblrd
Brent Van Arsdell
Jack Wood
^viser Dr. Ben McArthur
The Southern Accent is the official student newspaper of Southern
College and is released each Thursday wilh ihe exception of vacation
and exam weeks. Opinions expressed in letters and by-lined articles are
the opinion or the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions
of the editors. Southern College, the Seventh-day Adventist cr
Letters.
MOWER GOES BERZERK
Dear Editor,
Perhaps I'm overreacting,
but I tend to be a trifle sensitive
when it comes to delicate mat-
ters like my immediate survival.
Allow me to relate an incident.
I was walking down the
sidewalk, innocently enough, I
suppose, watching a dedicated
grounds worker mowing the
lush carpet of vegetation, when
suddenly, the frantically spin-
ning blades picked up a small,
unidentifiable object (it could
well have been a biscuit from
the cafe...) and hurled it
ruthlessly in my direction.
Before I could react, the object
sprung up and took a sizeable
chunk out of my shin, with all
the subtletry of a Greyhound
bus.
Now, regardless of what I
happened to be screaming at
the top of my lungs at the time
of the incident, I have no inten-
tions of sueing the school. My
shins, you see, are a couple of
the more understanding parts
of my body. If my eyes or teeth
had been struck, however, I'm
not sure they would be so
forgiving.
Please understand, I'm not at
all criticizing the Grounds
Dept. I think they're doing a
great job. But to avoid further
and more serious incidents of
this nature, perhaps some funds
could be invested in mower
outlet guards?
Sincerely,
G. William Turner
' to be
SHENANDOAH APPROVED
Dear Editor,
We enjoyed "How
Shenandoah Man'
March'28 issue. It was cleva
written and describes the see
ingly typical SVA gra(?
male.
However, for those reads
who may have misunderSl0.
the article as being; more (|
satire, we simply wanted tc
that the SVA gemlemei
whom we are acquainted J
are among the finest ofsr
and we appreciate them seifo
such high standards for notoj
ly Talge Hall, but also f0
Southern College.
Sincere^
Anna Astali
Renee Satterfid
Sheree Nudd to Speak on Creativity
For Southern College Business Series
Sheree Parris Nudd, CFRE,
will present "Creativity-Make
Them Remember You,"
tonight at 8 p.m. in Brock Hall
at Southern College of Seventh-
day Adventists.
Mrs. Nudd is the director of
development and public rela-
tions for Huguley Memorial
Hospital in Fort Worth, Texas,
where she recently completed a
$3 million campaign for a "first
in the nation" Health Educa-
tion and Fitness Center af-
filiated with the hospital.
In her first two years as
development director at
Huguley Memorial, she
nual fund contributions
quadruple. She has co-
produced a booklet Accent on
Philanthropy, a collection of
quotable quotes on philan-
thropy and giving.
An accredited member of the
National Association for
Hospital Development, Mrs.
Nudd is one of only about i
thousand certified members ol
the National Society for Fund
Raising Executives in the U.S
She has lectured to fund raisen
in the U.S. and Canada on
ing creativity to motivate.
Mrs. Nudd received her
bachelor's degree ii
munication/mass media from
Southwestern Adventist College
in 1977, and in 1984 was chosen
alumna of the year.
Mrs. Nudd's presentation i!
part of the 1985 E. A. Ander-
Lecture Series. The public
is invited to attend free i
charge. A question and answer
period will follow the
presentation
leflections
,ifesaver, Anyone?
harles Swindoll
„._ a dangerous seacoast
itorious for shipwrecks, there
_ a crude little lifesaving sta-
in. Actually, the station was
erely a hut with only one
. . but the few devoted
embers kept a constant watch
er the turbulent sea. With lit-
thought for themselves, they
mid go out day and night
elessly searching for those in
as well as the lost,
iny, many lives were saved
this brave band of men who
thfully worked as a team in
i out of the lifesaving sta-
. By and by, it became a
nous place.
Some of those who had been
ved as well as others along the
acoast wanted to become
sociates with this little sta-
in. They were willing to give
me and energy and
mey in support of its objec-
. New boats were purchas-
ed. New crews were trained.
The station that was once
obscure and crude and virtual-
ly insignificant began to grow.
Some of its members were
unhappy that the hut was so
unattractive and poorly equip-
ped. They felt a more comfor-
table place should be provided.
Emergency cots were replaced
with lovely furniture. Rough,
hand-made equipment was
discarded and sophisticated,
classy systems were installed.
The hut, of course, had to be
torn down to make room for all
the additional equipment, fur-
niture, systems, and appoint-
ments. By its "completion, the
life-saving station had become
a popular gathering place, and
its objectives had begun to
shift. It was now used as sort of
a clubhouse, an attractive
building for public gatherings.
Saving lives, feeding the
hungry, strengthening the fear-
ful, and calming the disturbed
rarely occurred by now.
Fewer members were now in-
terested in braving the sea on
lifesaving missions, so they
hired professional lifeboat
crews to do this work. The
original goal of the station
wasn't altogether forgotten,
however. The lifesaving motifs
still prevailed in the club's
decorations. In fact, there was
a liturgical lifeboat preserved in
the Room of Sweet Memories
with soft, indirect lighting,
which helped hide the layer of
dust upon the once-used vessel.
About this time a large ship
was wrecked off the coast and
the boat crews brought in loads
of cold, wet, half -drowned peo-
ple. They were dirty, some ter-
ribly sick and lonely. Many, in
origin or appearance, were
from the majority of the club
members. The beautiful new
club suddenly became messy
and cluttered. A special com-
mittee saw to it that a shower
house was immediately built
outside and away from the club
so victims of shipwrecks could
be cleaned up before coming
inside.
At the next meeting there
were strong words and angry
feelings, which resulted in a
division among the members.
Most of the people wanted to
stop the club's lifesaving ac-
tivities and all involvements
with shipwreck victims... ("it's
too unpleasant, it's a hindrance
to our social life, it's opening
the door to folks who are not
our kind"). As you'd expect,
some still insisted upon saving
lives, this was their primary
objective-that their only reason
for existence was ministering to
anyone needing help regradless
of their club's beauty or size or
decorations. They were voted
down and told if they wanted to
save the lives of various kinds
of people who were shipwreck-
ed in those waters, they could
begin their own lifesaving sta-
tion down the coast! They did.
As years passed, the new sta-
tion experienced the same old
changes. It evolved into another
club. ..and yet another lifesav-
ing station was begun. History
continued to repeat itself.. .and
if you visit that coast today
you'll find a large number of
exclusive, impressive clubs
along the shoreline owned and
operated by slick professionals
who have lost all involvement
with the saving of lives.
Shipwrecks still occur in
those waters, but now, most of
the victims are not saved. Every
day they drown at sea, and so
few seem to care... so very few.
Do you?
From Seasons of Life. By
Charles Swindoll (Portland:
Matnomah Press, 1983)
Advance Payment Will Earn Interest During Next School Year
Students making
nployment plans will be in-
rested in the restructuring of
: payment as announc-
I by Randy White, Director of
udent Accounts.
An advance payment of $750
r the entire school year is re-
uired by August ! . (Formerly,
1000 in advance payment was
equired--$500 prior to first
emester and $500 prior to se-
ond semester.)
More good news is that
outhern College will be paying
tudents ten percent interest per
i from August I to April
l that $750. The advance
ayment plus interest will be re-
unded as a credit to the stu-
account on the April
tatement.
"This plan has some real ad-
vantages for students," said
Mr. White. "We want every
student to know how to plan
during the summer and to
realize that this is not a flexible
or negotiable item."
In addition, nursing students
and students in college housing
have deposits to make as outlin-
ed in the information sheet pro-
vided by the Admissions
Office.
The national media is in-
creasing general awareness that
financing of higher education
must be a joint venture, with
students and,
their parents sharing in the i
vestment
what's in a student's financial
aid package, the advance pay-
ment stands distinct as an
essential to be earned in a sum-
mer job or provided by parents
or sponsor or some other
resource tapped by the stu-
dent," added Mr. White.
"Those who earn camp or
literature evangelism scholar-
ships are eligible to apply that
summer income toward the ad-
vance payment requirement,"
he further explained, expressing
a willingness to answer ques-
tions on the subject while em-
phasizing the across-the-board
nature of the policy which
precluded exceptions.
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Religion Teacher Completes
Book on Job
Melanie Boyd
Dr. Gladson, a well known for the 1980 Fall Adult Lesson wrote the book because there
professor of religion on the Study Quarterly. He has also wasn't enough Adventist
campus of Southern College, taught a class on the book of literature on the book of Job,
has recently published his latest job. and a second purpose for his
book entitled Who Said Life Is The topics of Job and the writing the commentary was to
Fair?: Job and the Problem of problem of evil have always provide Christian believers with
Evil. fascinated Gladson. Earlier this an understanding of the ways
Dr. Gladson received his semester, he gave a chapel talk of pain and suffering and how
B.A. degree in theology from on the subject. Gladson has ad- we can cope with it.
Southern Missionary College mitted that theodicy (the pro- Published by the Review and
and has received his M.A. and blem of evil) is a favorite Herald, his book has been out
Ph.D. degrees in Old Testa- discussion item with him. since March of this year and is
ment studies from Vanderbilt Who Said Life is Fair? is now available at the Adventist
University. written commentary form, Book Center.
Dr. Gladson first started this enabling the reader to unders-
project in 1979 when he was tand each passage of the
asked to give a series of lessons Biblical book of Job.
on the study of the book of Job Dr. Gladson said that he
SC Delegates Return
From AIA Convention
After a weekend full of
meetings and a return trip near-
ly twenty hours long, Southern
College's delegation is back on
campus ready to put into prac-
tice what they learned. The con-
vention was held on the campus
of Union College in Lincoln,
Nebraska from March 28
through April 1.
Leaving approximately 10:45
pm on March 27, K. R. Davis,
Director of Counseling, and
Robert Merchant, Treasurer
for Southern College, led a
delegation of ten incoming and
outgoing Student Association
officers to Union College. The
officers who went were J.T.
Shim, current SA President;
Jonathan Wurl, 1985-86 Presi-
dent; Mike Palsgrove, current
Executive Vice-President; and
Cameron Cole, incoming Vice-
President.
Other officers who went were
outgoing Co-Vice-Presidents
for Social Activities Mitsue
Yapshing and Bob Folkenberg,
Accent Editor Dennis Negron,
1985-86 Accent Editor Brent
Van Arsdell, this year's
Memories Editor Carol Loree,
and next year's Joker Editor
Paul Ware.
AIA, short for Adventist In-
tercollegiate Association, is an
association of North American
S.D.A. college student govern-
ments, which has primarily
iftree goals: to represent the col-
lective opinions of S.D.A. col-
leges; to assist effectiveness in
student governments regarding
the social, spiritual, and
scholastic needs of college
students; and to promote com-
munication and cooperation
among these student
governments.
The format of the AIA Con-
vention calls for much sharing
among members. Each school
presents ideas and opinions on
how to facilitate student
government planning.
An important part of the
Convention is the electing of a
new president and the choosing
of a site to host the 1986 AIA
Convention. Southern College
forwarded its campus as a
possible site and Dennis Negron
as a candidate for president.
Southern College won by
majority vote and will host next
year's Convention, but Negron
failed in his bid to become
president. The new AIA Presi-
dent is Rudy Dennis, former
Pacific Union College Student
Association President.
As a result of the Conven-
tion, next year's officers for SC
consider themselves much more
prepared to serve the students.
They hope to implement some
of the ideas shared with them in
order to make 1985-86 a better
year than this one.
To be good is not enough when to be
great is what you dream of.
|l - Anonymous
d Z2^~?' T"T' T" "' "* BlMd W"nce bloodmoblfc, Alexandra Franco, a freshman at Southern C
demonstrate* her attitude o( cheerful siring. Miss Franco's home is in Ne» York City.
A United Nations On Ice
For almost two decades "Ice
Around the World"'s Euro-
pean counterpart has taken
pride in headlining its ex-
travaganzas with the most
charismatic performers on ice.
he shows directors and
choreographers never miss the
European-, World- and Olym-
ic competitions. They are con-
tantly on the lookout for new
champions to add to their ex- .
iting galaxy of star skaters. As
jese lead performers would be
tie first to admit, the splendid
age an try and eye-dazzling ap-
pal of the productions, owe
ijually as much to the syn-
bronized magic of the 20 stun-
.ingly beautiful girls and 10
landsome men in the Corps de
lallet. This "creme de la
reme" of impressive precision
ikating talent hails from all
the globe. Australia,
3razil, Canada, Japan, the
Jnited States of America and
most of the European countries
have contributed to Interna-
tional Holiday On Ice's shim-
mering pool of expertise.
These individuals are hand-
picked from among hundreds
of young hopefuls who audi-
tion for the group during its
travels. Since the birth of the
group, over 5000 young skaters
have been chosen to join the
troupes.
Many of them learned to
skate almost as soon as they
learned to walk. All of them
spent many years of intensive
training in order to achieve the
standard required to be a pro-
fessional performer. With "Ice
Around the World" they are
given the chance to turn a hob-
by into a profession, and
perhaps set off on a worldwide
adventure.
To maintain the high quality
of the shows, rehearsals take
place each week for the boys
and girls of the Corps de Ballet
and principal performers. In
addition most of the principal
skaters spend several hours
each day perfecting their
routines.
With "Ice Around the
World" these performers
become part of the family show
that sees itself as one big hap-
py multi-national family, the
european counterpart often
presenting more than 25 na-
tionalities skating in harmony.
As a team, the members of this
"United Nations on Ice" pro-
vide superb live entertainment
for family audiences all over the
Coming to the U.T.C.
Arena, Wednesday, April 10,
1985 thru Sunday, April 14,
1985. Ticket prices are, $8.50,
$7.50 and $6.00. Tickets are
available at the U.T.C. Arena
Box Office and the following
Chatta-Tik locations: Millers-
Northgate, Lovemans-Eastgate
and Downtown locations.
Viking Sails Around the World
Sid Moody (AP)
Quite possibly:
The first European to see
North America was Bjarni
Herjulfsson.
The first European to land
i it was Leif Ericsson.
The first European born
there was Snorri Thorfinsson.
Christopher Columbus, who
neither landed on nor even saw
North America proper, showed
up 500 years after all these
Vikings.
course, Viking history as
told in the sagas can be more
than a little vague. So we do not
celebrate Bjarni Herjulfsson
Day.
But there can be little debate
that the first Viking ship to
discover Lewiston, Fla., not to
mention Fort Myers or the
Caloosahatchee River was call-
ed Saga Siglar, Ragnar
Thorseth commanding. There
are photos to prove it.
It was cold enough to freeze
orange juice right on the trees.
Ragnar, who has the heating
system of a polar bear, had
even put on a sweater.
Ragnar is a saga in his own
right. He is the first Norwegian
to reach the North Pole
overland. He transited the
Northwest Passage atop
Canada in a 20-foot outboard
Pleasure boat. When a lad, he
rowed across the North Sea.
Britain's Prince Philip, who by
chance was on hand when
Ragnar arrived in the Shetlands
in his little rowboat, said:
"You're crazy, man." Right
now Ragnar is sailing Saga
Siglar, a replica of a 1 ,000-year-
°ld Viking trading ship, aroung
the world.
Why does Ragnar, who has
a small farm in Norway, do
such things instead of milking
goats?
Because he wants to, he says.
That's true but does not explain
the man. The crew says Ragnar
has a horned Viking helmet.
Just as Jack Kennedy deftly
avoided wearing funny hats lest
he become a caricature as
Calvin Coolidge did when
photographed in an Indian
headdress, Ragnar won't be
caught dead in the helmet.
But see him at the carved
handleof Saga Siglar's steering
oar. The eyes, as blue, and as
steady, as a No. 2 ball resting
in still life on a pool table. The
beard,, with a slight reddish
tinge. One son, Erik, 11, the
name of Leif Ericsson's father.
The other son, Njal, 9, a hero's
name from a famous saga.
Ragnar itself, the name of
the first Viking to plunder
Paris.
This Ragnar is an incarna-
tion. Like a woolly mammoth
come to life intact from a cake
of ice. He would scoff, Ragnar
would. But down deep Ragnar
Thorseth is a Viking. A reborn
Viking
Saga Siglar (Sailer of the
Sagas) is a reborn Viking
herself. At 54 feet she is an ex-
act replica of a Viking mer-
chant vessel exhumed from the
mud of Roskilde Fjord in Den-
mark in 1962. She is a
utilitarian cousin of the Viking
longboats, their .warships,
perhaps the most graceful
vessels ever built.
Modern men had never
before seen such a ship, known
as a knarr. Ragnar had the
replica built in Norway. It cost
$200,000.
Ragnar wanted to learn how
it sailed. He wanted to re-create
history. He wanted to prove a
knarr could sail around the
world even if one never had.
And he wanted adventure.
He set sail last June from
Norway and followed the old
Viking route westward via the
Faroe Islands, Iceland,
Greenland and Newfoundland
where a Norse settlement from
1000 A.D. has been excavated.
En route he survived hurricane-
force winds with Ririk lashed to
his waist. Ragnar finds this less
arduous than weathering
greetings tendered him by Sons
A way From Campus
Jack Wood
Improving Grade School Quality
Teachers across Hamilton County are lifting a page from Japanese
quality-control manuals. At six week intervals, teachers attend after-
school "Sharing Circles" to toss around different ideas about
teaching. The theory: If Japan can build a better tape deck by in-
vigorating its workforce, why can't educators use the same manage-
ment strategy to crank out better students. The results have proven
positive, and the renamed "Curricular Sharing Circle"program was
opened to all the county's elementary school teachers this year.
Policemen Threatened
A Chattanooga police officer, scheduled to testify in an alleged
bribery case next month, was subject to an anonymous death threat
in early March. Patrolman Charles Sivley was told he would be shot
if he testified against the operator of a local escort service. Sivley
posed as a corrupt policeman for six months when Caesar's Escort
Service operator Barbara Slandefer allegedly bribed him. Mrs.
Slandefer was charged on four counts of bribery of a police officer
in February.
"Trigger Happy Soviets"
"The killing of a U.S. Army officer in East Germany was most
likely the act of a trigger-happy Soviet soldier rather than the result
of a new get-tough Soviet policy," said U.N. Ambassador Jeane
Kirkpatrick, Sunday. "The Soviets have a tendency to shoot first
and inquire later. " Secretary of State George Shultz and Soviet Am-
bassador Anatoly Dobynin agreed on Saturday to a meeting of
military commanders in Germany to discuss the Nicholson killing.
Blacks Fired Upon
In Johannesburg, South Africa, police fired rubber bullets and
tear gas into a crowd of blacks leaving a funeral Sunday near the
southern city of Port Elizabeth. Witnesses said one man was killed
and ten people were wounded. Several black reporters and other
witnesses said that a crowd left the funeral, held for blacks slain in
recent violence, and were walking in the township bus terminal when
police in armored personnel carriers opened fire.
Mother Sleeps, Baby Lives
In Albany, New York, more than a month after a drug was
mistakenly injected into her spinal column, 21-year-old Lillian
Cedeno remains in a coma, but the premature baby bom after she
lost consciousness is strong enough to clutch her father's finger. "I
have faith that she (Ms. Cedeno) is going to get up from there and
we're going to live together," her fiance Tony Valerio said.
GARFIELD®
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Major League Baseball
O Is Back!
Martin's Picks
Russell's Picks
Thuesdee, Russell, Martin
Once again, America, the
Boys of Summer are back ! Ah ,
yes, doubleheaders, diving
catches, grand slams, rally kill-
ing door slammers, um-
pire/manager arguments,
6-4-3's, and hot dogs in the sun.
That is what baseball is to most
people in our great country.
But to others, it is ridiculous
salaries, long games, and over-
rated players. Then again,
everybody doesn't live in
Cleveland.
Although there is the distinct
possibility of another player's
strike this season, all of the fans
are glad that America is about
to catch Baseball Fever all over
again. Nothing can stop those
barroom experts from staking
their claims to the team they
think will be World Series
champs at the end of the year.
Nothing can separate the
season-ticket holders from their
thoughts of hope. Inasmuch,
nothing can stop the casual fan
from having his or her doubts
about his or her team. Nothing
can stop those wacky "baseball
experts" from telling you who
will do well during the season
and who will falter, and (you
knew this was coming) nothing
can stop Steve, Jerry, and
myself from letting you know
what we think about this year's
pennant races, so here we go!
Thuesdee's Picks
ALEast
Detroit Tigers
Toronto Blue Jays
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees
Milwaukee Brewers
Cleveland Indians
AL West
Minnesota Twins
Chicago White Sox
Kansas City Royals
Oakland A's
Texas Rangers
California Angels
Seattle Mariners
NL East
Chicago Cubs
New York Mets
Pittsburgh Pirates
Philadelphia Phillies
Montreal Expos
St. Louis Cardinals
NL West
Atlanta Braves
Houston Astros
San Diego Padres
Los Angeles Dodgers
Cincinnati Reds
San Francisco Giants
AL East
Toronto Blue Jays
Baltimore Orioles
Detroit Tigers
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees
Cleveland Indians
Milwaukee Brewers
AL West
Minnesota Twins
Kansas City Royals
Chicago White Sox
Oakland A's
California Angels
Seattle Mariners
Texas Rangers
NL East
New York Mets
Chicago Cubs
Philadelphia Phillies
Montreal Expos
St. Louis Cardinals
Pittsburgh Pirates
NL West
San Diego Padres
Atlanta Braves
Houston Astros
Los Angeles Dodgers
Cincinnati Reds
San Francisco Giants
AL East
1) Toronto Blue Jays
Finally, and after years of
waiting, the Jays will have a
y division winning year. Fine
starting pitching, sound
defense, and a good offense
will be the keys to the team's
first ever division title.
2) Detroit Tigers
Bless you boys, you can't do it
again.
3) New York Yankees
The Yanks made some good
off-season acquisitions to finish
right behind the Tigers. The
Yankees will have a strong run,
but "the stars" tell me that in-
juries will plague their season.
Watch out for that crease in the
astroturf!
4) Baltimore Orioles
The O's gave themselves a shot
in the arm with the addition of
Fred Lynn to go along with Ed-
die Murray and Cal Ripken Jr.
But Baltimore needs some help
from the other six to become
division winners, and somehow
I don't see that coming about.
5) Boston Red Sox
The Sox will be baseball's most
prolific offensive attack with
Mike Easier, Wade Boggs, Bill
Buckner, Tony Armas, Jim
Rice, and Dwight Evans. The
Sox also have a new manager
(John McNamara) who inherits
a promising young staff. But in
this division, you need more
than a "promising young staff"
to pull it off. Maybe in a cou-
ple of years, Beantown.
6) Cleveland Indians
It's hard to write something
positive about the city of
Cleveland. Well, at least
they've got America's best rock
station, WMMS!
7)MUwaukee Brewers
The Brew Crew will finish last.
No questions asked, no doubt
about it. Wanna bet? O.K. so
they've got Cecil Cooper and
Robin Yount. Two out of 25
isn't good, now is it?
AL West
1) Kansas City Royals
The Royals will finish first in
baseball's weakest division
because George Brett, Hal
McRae, Willie Wilson, and
Dan Quisenberry will shine
again after an absence of super-
stardom over the last two years.
2) Chicago White Sox
After doing "the stink" for
most of last year, the Pale Hose
will get back on track with a
fairly good season. Harold
Baines will have an MVP-like
season and Tom Seaver will be
the anchor of the Sox for most
of the year.
3) Minnesota Twins
The Twins, behind Kent Hrbek,
will have one of their most ex-
citing seasons. Yet "the stars"
tell me that the bullpen will not
cut it this year. Though they
have the advantage of playing
in the synthetic Humphrey
Melrodome, the Twins will
make their decline sometime in
the second half.
4) California Angels
They're so old. Reggie keeps
striking out, and he might even
play right field. The Angels are
veterans, no doubt, but they
may not be able to recapture
the top spot this year. Mike
Witt will be their anchor this
year. He is awesome, watch for
51 Seattle Mariners
Alvin Davis is one of baseball's
bright new stars, but he can't
help break the Mariner's tradi-
tion of losing.
6) Oakland Athletics
No Bill Caudill, no Ray Burris,
and no Rickey Henderson spells
L-A-S-T P-L-A-C-E.
7) Texas Rangers
Once again, the Texas Rangers
are short on hopes even though
they have the next best third-
sacker in the division in Larry
Parrish. But even Parrish can't
stop the losing woes in
Arlington.
NL East
1) New York Mets
The New York Mets are
fielding a team to be reckoned
with for the first time in a long
time. It's so easy to base the
starters on their pasts, but with
a cast like Keith Hernandez,
Dwight Gooden, Darryl
Strawberry, Gary Carter,
George Foster, Ron Darling,
and Jesse Orosco, who can help
but think that the Mets will
have a division winning year?
Although Wally Backman and
Ray Knight will have to put in
their four cents worth to make
it a complete thing for the
Mets, the feeling is that New
York will outlast Chicago in a
tough division race-if reputa-
tions turn into production, that
2) Chicago Cubs
Isn't this strange? Imagine
picking the Mets and the Cubs
1-2 in the pre-season. Unreal?
Maybe not. The Cubs will have
a good starting rotation back
for a full year in Scott Sander-
Dennis Eckersley, Steve
Trout, Rick Sutcliffe, and Dick
Ruthven. The bullpen is O.K.
with Geore Frazier, Ray
Fontenot, Larry Sorensen,
Warren Brusstar, and big Lee
Smith. The question will be if
the Cubbies can pound the stuf-
fing out of the ball as they did
in '84. Ryne Sandberg leads a
cast including Leon Durham,
Jody Davis, and Gary Mat-
thews in giving the Cubs run
production. Those guys will
give the Mets a run for the
money. "The stars" tell me that
the season series between the
two clubs will be one of
baseball's better one.s and the
division winner will have no
trouble canning the West's
champion in the playoffs.
3) Philadelphia Phillies
The Philadelphia Phillies are
not as bad as their finish last
year may attest to. Al Holland
and Mike Schmidt are ready to
have come-back seasons, but
they will only be enough for a
third-place finish.
4) St. Louis Cardinals
Everyone is saying that without
Bruce Sutter, St. Louis is
destined for the cellar. The Car-
dinals, however, have a good
hitting attack and an excellent
running team. Neil Allen is no
Sutter, but he'll be enough to
keep the Cards out of last
place.
5) Montreal Expos
(After all these years, I still
don't know what an "Expo"
is.) Montreal had the talent
years ago, and they still
couldn't pull it off. Now, they
know they don't have the talent
and they know they won't pull
it off. No miracles here.
6) Pittsburgh Pirates
Speaking of lacking in miracles,
the Bucs are qualified for this
story. Even though they have
Tony Pena, Bill Madlock, Steve
Kemp, and George Hendrick,
only 700,000 people will actual-
ly attend Pirate home games
this season. Jose DeLeon is a
pitcher on the brink of star-
dom. Now, if only he could get
some support. . .
NX. West
1) San Diego Padres
The Padres have just too many
guns to finish anywhere else,
period.
2) Atlanta Braves
The area favorite in the south,
the Braves will have a fine
season all around. Look for
this divisional race to go down
to the last week.
3) Houston Astros
Although the Astros have an
aging pitching staff, they will
enjoy pretty good success. The
bullpen, though, will be their
downfall.
4) Cincinnati Reds
"The stars" tell me the Reds
are on the rise this year. They
will make life tough on some
teams this year. Mario Soto (no
relation to Maribel) is the best
pitcher in the National League.
5) Los Angeles Dodgers
The Dodgers are in a rebuilding
year, just like last year. Watch
out Lasorda, you just might get
fired!
6) San Francisco Giants
Outfielder Jeff Leonard is the
best thing going for the bay ci-
ty Goliaths. Make that the on-
ly thing.
(Sports continued on Page SI
Europe On $5 A Day.
And A Prayer (Part 2)
Your Turn
John Dysinger and Bob
folkenberg
,s was mentioned earlier,
when you are on a budget of $5
a day, the only things that really
matter are food in your
stomach and a place to lay your
head. Let's first concentrate on
the task of eating on a shoe-
string budget (we call it con-
trolled starvation).
What to eat: The basic staple
of the budget-minded Euro-
pean traveler is bread and
cheese. Before you despair,
though, let us assure you that
it's not as bad as it sounds
because Europe has an endless
variety of breads and cheeses.
In fact, after a month of travel-
ing we found that instead of be-
ing tired of bread and cheese,
we had become thoroughly ad-
dicted to it! We actually suf-
fered withdrawal symptoms on
returning to Newbold and its
food.
The shapes, sizes, and types
of bread are numerous, so you
never have to be subject to the
monotony of eating the same
thing meal after meal. We
found it helpful to intersperse
round bread with long bread,
white bread with brown bread,
and sweet bread with sour
bread-after all, variety is the
spice of Jife.
If you find a particularly
cheap price for bread (as in
Greece), we recommend buying
in bulk. From personal ex-
perience, we found that the
bread keeps quite well for
about four days— then it
becomes tough eating-even for
strong-jawed veterans of the
European crusty bread.
After a month of bread and
cheese, you will be a con-
noisseur of fine cheeses-and
not so fine cheeses too. Of
course, you automatically think
of Switzerland and Austria
when you hear the word cheese,
and you would expect them to
be the best, but we found that
they have taken a good thing a
little too far. Their cheese is
either spiced up so much that it
doesn't taste like cheese or aged
so long that one whiff curls
your nasal hairs. We preferred
something a little simpler.
In Italy, you can supplement
your bread and cheese diet with
cheap Italian pizza, and in
Greece, tangarines can add a
little spice (figuratively) to your
meals for next to nothing.
Where not to eat: We found
that most European restaurants
don't appreciate your eating
your food on their premises, so
stay away from them. Also, we
recommend that you avoid
eating in public buildings. The
men in the post office seem to
frown upon people eating in
their lobbies. Eating on the
street is fine, but try to stay
away from the well-traveled
sidewalks, as people walking all
around you and looking at hur-
rying legs from eye level tjmds
to disrupt digestion. Otherwise,
just let your imagination run
wild when it comes to where
you should eat your bread and
cheese. It helps make the dif-
ference between a simple meal
and a memorable eating ex-
perience. Enjoy!
What teacher has inspired you the most during your stay
at Southern College? (asked of seniors)
•
t
"Dr. Springett. He has helped
■ne bear the cross of Greek with
i partial smile. "
-BUI Dubois
1
"Marie Krall and Bonnie Hunt.
They've inspired me to be the
world's greatest nurse."
-Sharon Kenerson
"Dr. Richards, because he
could walk right into a V.P.
finance position of any fortune
500 company, and yet he has
dedicated himself to preparing
us for the fortune 500."
-Garth Thoreson
A
"Dr. Bill Richards because he's
motivating, reasonable, and he
knows his stuff. "
--Carol Loree
"Jaecks, because he's cool. "
- Jerry Russell
I
"Dean Christman. He renews
my faith in the concept that
Christian education has more
of a caring approach verses a
public university where you're
just a number in the com-
puter. "
-Ron Smith
Viking. . .
"What he can do, so long as he
doesn't hurt others. Too many
people don't live out their
dreams. I'm fulfilling mine.
I've had the best of both
worlds.
"Maybe this will be my last
such expedition. I'm too old to
begin climbing mountains.
Jungles don't interest me. I
may want to take up
something, if you can believe it,
that's in the outdoors in the
company of friends and re-
quires skill and concentration."
"And what might that be,
Ragnar?" the skraelling asks.
"Golf."
of Norway club members who
turned out to greet him in such
ports of call as Boston, New
York, Detroit, Chicago, St.
Louis, New Orleans, Houston
and Tampa. They flocked to
dockside, drinking horns in
hand, to wish his skoal.
Ragnar's current epic will
cost about $1 million. That's
why the crew sells Saga Sigalr
T-shirts ($9), Norwegian knives
($25) and posters ($5) every
time they reach land. In
Houston they sold $11,000
worth of T-shirts in one day.
"What should a man do?"
Ragnar asks rhetorically.
The unexamined life is not
worth living1.
- Socrates
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Nursing textbooks for Med.
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$100.00. Call 396-9347
May 7th is the date set by
Hunter Museum of Art for a
one-day bus trip to the Birm-
ingham Museum of Art for
lunch and a guided tour of an
exhibition entitled THE AR-
MAND HAMMER COLLEC-
TION: FIVE CENTURIES OF
MASTERPIECES. The cost
for the trip is $28 for Museum
members and $30 for non-
members which includes the
bus trip, refreshments, lunch at
the Birmingham museum, and
a guided tour of the exhibition.
The bus will depart from the
Hunter Museum on May 7th at
8:30 a.m. and will return at ap-
proximately 6 p.m.
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TOUR. Travel through
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396-3220.
ATTENTION FOOD
BINGERS: For some time now
you have been locked into a cy-
cle of gorging food and then
purging either by forced
vomiting, laxitives, diuretics, or
continual dieting and fasting.
You often feel unable to break
this cycle. A group is now be-
ing started for persons struggl-
ing with this behavior pattern.
If you are interested in joining
us, please call one of these
numbers: 396-2093 or
396-2136. Ask for Laura.
FALL CREEK FALLS
RETREAT. You are invited to
beapartofthe Second Annual
Spring Business Retreat to Fall
Creek Falls, April 19-21.
Thomas M. Zapara, a featured
Anderson Lecture Series
speaker, and Ed Wright.the
new Collegedale pastor, will be
spending the weekend with us.
Business majors and non-
business majors are both in-
vited to come and enjoy this
weekend, Mark your calendar
NOW!
The deadline for entering the
Southern College writing con-
test is drawing near. April 5 is
the final day to turn in those
masterpieces you worked hard
on. There are two categories
that will be judged: library
research papers and critical-
analytical papers (which can in-
clude a wide variety of
writings). There will be three
prized in each category carrying
cash values of $75-$50-$25.
Winners honored at Awards
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FAMILY VIOLENCE: Issues
and Treatments. June 6th and
7th. Chattanooga Hamilton
County Convention and Trade
Center. FEATURING: Ellen
Pence. Director, Domestic
Abuse Intervention Project,
Duluth, Minn, and Susan
Schecter, author of Women
and Male Violence.
Friday
April 5
Vespers: SC Chamber Singers
Saturday
April 6
Church: Gordon Bietz
8:00 P.M.: SC Concert Band
Sunday
April 7
EASTER
SA Trip to Six Flags
Tuesday
April 9
Chapel: Bill Wohlers
Wednesday
April 10
Midweek Worship
Thursday
April 11
Chapel: SA
Golf Enthusiasts to Compete
In previous years the physical
education department has
hosted a small scale golf tour-
nament in which groups of
students have been allowed to
compete in a select shot
tourney. The tourney is not
limited just men or students of
the college. Women can com-
pete in the tournament and
non-students too. Once again
this year the golf tournament
has been organized.
The Southern College Spring
Sports. . .
will be allowed to be set up on
the course, tournament fees
must be paid in advance.
Tournament fees are $5.00
for students and $10.00 for
non-students.
Golf Tournament will be
played at Nob North Golf
course on April 21, 1985.
Because Tee Times must be
arranged before hand and
because no tournament center
Fees must be paid to Ted
Evans (Physical Education
Final Hockey Results
Below is a listing of team and individual
statistics for the hockey season which was cul-
minated last Thursday night.
Hockey Standings
Team
Mellert
Lacra
Boyle
Jaecks
Negron
South
Estrada
Durocher
Hubbard
Dept.) by April 18, 1985.
This tournament will be ;
four man select shot as usual
with two flights. This means
that each team will consist of
four players with the best shot
being taken as the starting point
of the next shot.
For more Information co
tact Ted Evans at 238-2854, i
stop by and see him in the
Physical Education Center.
Individual
Hockey Stats
Player Goals
Cppess (Lcra) 56
Mllert <Mllrt) 35
Rdgrs (Ngrn) 30
Snider (Lcra) 25
Coffin (Ngrn) 25
Mnth (Mllrt) 19
*Jcks (Jcks) 17
Stephan (Sth) . 15
Rssell (Estrd) 14
*Forsy (Jcks)
Potter (Lcra)
12
*Through seven games only.
Player P. Min
Lacra (Lacra) 14
Potter (Lcra) 12
Coppss (Lcra) 10
Jhnson (Jcks) 10
Rdgrs (Ngrn) 8
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Southern Accent
Tuition Increases 8.2% for 1985-86 School Year
If a student takes a full load
| of fifteen hours next year, he
n expect to be paying 8.2 per-
I cent more tuition than this year.
I Recently, re-application forms
| were distributed in the men's
omen's residence halls,
n these sheets was the
[financial information an in-
dividual will need to begin plan-
ning for the 1985-86 school
For a student expecting to be
residing in either Talge Hall or
jThatcher Hall, the estimated
pudget runs as follows: Tuition
■ fifteen hours per semester
will be $5220, books and sup-
plies will be approximately
$360, rent will run $1030, food,
at a monthly average of $160,
n $1360. Added up these
| rates total $7970. This figure is
a 7.3 percent increase from the
I estimated budget for a student
|this ye<M.
Kenneth Spears,, Southern
College's Business Manager,
I explained that this institution's
two biggest segments of income
is denominational subsidies and
student tuition. This year tui-
tion will make up approximate-
ly 82.5 percent of the college's
income. Last year, this figure
was approximately 79 percent.
Spears continued to explain
that denominatoinal subsidies
make up 14.6 percent of the
college's income, but the
amount given to the school has
not increased for next year.
Therefore, the student must
make up the difference.
On a brighter note, Spears
noted that although tuition will
cover 4 percent more of the col-
lege's income next year, 2 per-
cent of this increase will go
towards student aid.
However, Spears did express
some concern for the high cost
of a Christian education.
"When the government aid is
eventually taken away, students
will have to work more or we
will price ourselves out of
business." He noted that the
college has prepared for this
time by starting the $10 million
endowment fund. This fund
will make available to future
students scholarships that
Southern College is not able to
offer now.
In the meantime, the ad-
ministration has started some
budget-saving measures, while
attempting to keep the student
as comfortable as possible. Last
year the Purchasing and Order-
ing Department was cut out of
the budget and now no longer
exist. Mr. Spears and Robert
Merchant, Treasurer, are shar-
ing the responsibilities that
originally were Richard
Reiner's, former Business
manager, before he departed to
Florida Hospital. Also, the
school is still installing energy-
saving devices all over campus.
Spears feels that any other
budget-cutting measures will
not be noticeable by the
student.
1985-1986 Financial Informatii
Total Hours
Per Semester
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
Approximate
Hourly Rate
Tuit. Chai
Per Semester
Per Semes
$184
$2392
$179
$2506
$174
$2610
$171
$2736
$171
$2907
$172
$3096
$172
$3268
$173
$3460
The Seniors Are Coming!
Division of Nursing Passes Inspection
Joni King
Southern College's Division
of Nursing is breathing a sigh
of relief after having passed in-
spection. On March 26-29 they
were visited by the National
League of Nursing for the pur-
pose of accreditation.
An inspection group called a
"site visitation team" comes
every eight years to assess the
policies of structure and gover-
nance, curriculum, faculty
preparation and experience,
student performance, and
facility adequacy in our nursing
departemnt. Before they visit,
the division must prepare two
self-studies of evaluation, done
this year by Katie Lamb, with
input from the entire faculty.
The site visitation team then
observes the department to
make sure the self-studies cor-
relate with the actual program.
They walk around campus, in-
terview the students and facul-
ty, sit in on classes, and inspect
facilities.
Overall, the faculty and ad-
ministration have' been very
pleased with the team's obser-
vations. The site visitation team
has noted the unique caring at-
titude and the supportiveness of
the administration. The
camaraderie between the ad-
ministration and the faculty
Continued on page 2
41 to Graduate With Honors
With graduation less than a graduates) and have kept their
month away, Southern Col- grade point average (GPA)
lege's Records Office has issued above 3.50. This year, not in-
out a list of May graduates that eluding December, 1984,
will leave this school with graduates, forty-two students
honors. wi" achieve this honor.
At each graduation, recogni- The honors are broken into
lion is given to students who three categories: Highest
have toiled through four year's
worth of classes (two year's
worth for Associated Degree awarded to students who have
achieved a cumulative GPA of
3.90 or above. Recipients of
this honor are Gary W. Burdick
and Lori C. Selby.
High honors is known of-
ficially as magna cum laude and
is achieved by having a
cumulative GPA of 3.75. to
3.89. The recipients of high
Continued on page 2
Matt Larkin
For several years, Southern
College has sponsored College
Days for academy seniors in
order to encourage students to
attend this institution. And
once again on April 14,
academy seniors from all over
the Southern Union area, will
be packing into buses on their
way to S.C.
Upon arriving at Four Cor-
ners, the academy buses will be
escorted to the college by
vehicles driven by the outgoing
and incoming Student Associa-
tion officers. Once off the bus,
the students will be directed by
the S.A. officers, who will be
dressed in Southern nostalgia
costumes, to an orientation
area, while members of the
Southern College band plays a
welcoming fan-fare for them.
At the orientation area, the
students will be briefed on the
activities planned for them by
the official hosts, Ron Barrow
and Everett Schlisner.
A registration tent will be
next to the orientation area,
where students will check-in
and receive their meal tickets
and any additional information
they need. When the students
arrive at the dorms, they will
assignments and information of
who they are slaying with.
The musical production The
Music Man will be put on this
Sunday at 2:00 p.m. for the
academy seniors. The musical
will feature Glenn McElroy,
Marvin Robertson, Denise
Read, Alicia Williams, Rob
Shanko, and introduce
Michelle Cromwell as "Marion
Paroo." After the show, the
studentss will have the rest of
the afternoon for anything they
choose to do until thai evening.
At 8:00 p.m. The Kodak
Show, a slide presentation of
the land, culture, and people of
Greece, will be held in the gym.
This presentation was made
possible by the work of Dean
Schlisner, who views the show
as quality entertainment for
everyone.
Immediately following the
Kodak Show the S.A. will pre-
sent a talent show mixer. "This
show is a mixture of all the win-
ning contestants of the talent
show which was held two weeks
ago," describes Co-Vice Presi-
dent for Social Activities Bob
Folkenberg. The talent mixer
will conclude the activities for
Sunday.
Monday morning the
academy senior will rise out of
bed to begin a full day of tours,
informative meetings, and, for
some, A.C.T. testing. This day
has been designated for
students to receive information,
and applications, for summer
or fall classes.
Ron Barrow, Director of Ad-
missions, commented on what
it takes to have a successful
College Days program. "Every
major staff person is needed to
help, especially the deans and
the food service director. My
secretary, Emily Dresser, has
assisted me extensively in the
planning for College Days."
Mitsue Yapshing, Co-Vice
President for Social Activities,
stated her feelins about her past #
experience at College Days. "I \
was very impressed with the
amount of time and effort that
the college put into the pro-
gram. Most of all, I really en-
joyed the southern hospitality
that I was greeted with when I
came last year. That is
something I'll never forget
about Southern College."
Continued on page 2
tcuumai
3
Christian Education Is
Getting Too Expensive
Christian education is already expensive. It was expensive four
years ago when I came to Southern College. And yet hide can
be done about the problem.
Next year, tuition will rise eight percent above what it is right
now. For a student who takes an average of fifteen credit hours
a semester and eats under a hundred and sixty dollars in food,
the estimated cost for his 1985-86 school year is just below eight
thousand dollars. For about twenty-five percent of Southern Col-
lege's student population, this figure is approximately half of what
their parent's make in a year.
The responsibility of paying this bill lies mostly with the stu-
dent, then. And there is nothing wrong with that. A person work-
ing at the McKee Baking Company can make just under seven
dollars an hour. If he can work about twenty hours a week, then
he can make approximately seven thousand dollars a year. With
a scholarship or a grant, his tuition may be paid. Of course, this
scenario requires some sacrifice for most of the students on this
campus, whether this be taking less college courses during a
semester or having less time for social and recreational activities.
But the problem with an expensive Christian education is that
it is slowly taking away the importance of learning at a Seventh-
day Adventist institution. More and more students are seeing public
universities with prestigious names as viable alternatives. Although
the same evils of a public college may be found on this campus,
one is less likely to find the Christian influences of this college
on public campuses. (And if one is looking for a Christian spouse,
the picking is even slimmer.)
Also, an SDA education does not give any guarantees for future
employment. Neither do other colleges. But students are less like-
ly now, than in previous generations, to go into the type of debt
that a Christian education can get one in for an education that
doesn't guarantee a job. Thus, what is happening is a vicious cy-
cle. Tuition goes up to offset both the increased cost of living and
the reduced student enrollment, and students leave because they
cannot afford the high tuition.
Little can be done about the problem, but an answer needs to
be found.
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Claude B. Bass to Speak
on 'Planning For Life
and Death'
"Planning for Life and
Death" is the topic of the
business lecture to be presented
by Claude B. Bass, J.D.,
tonight at 8 p.m., in Brock Hall
at Southern College of Seventh-
day Adventists in Collegedale.
Mr. Bass is currently the vice-
president and trust officer for
the First Tennessee Bank,
where his principal job has been
that of financial and estate
planning counselor. Mr. Bass
has accepted a similar position
with Citizens and Southern Na-
tional Bank of Atlanta,
Georgia, effective April 15.
He is a graduate of Baylor
preparatory School of Chat-
tanooga, the University of
Southern Mississippi, the New
York Institute of Finance, and
the University of Mississippi
School of Law.
Mr. Bass is a member of the
Chattanooga Bar Association,
the Mississippi Bar Association,
the Estate Planning Council of
Chattanooga, and Chattanooga
Tax Practitioners, as well as
serving as a board member of
the Chattanooga Visitors and
Convention Bureau, and chair-
man of the Southeast Hamilton
County Area Chamber of
Commerce.
This presentation is part of
the 1985 E. A. Anderson Lec-
Honors. . .
honors this year are Robert E.
Clayton, Thomas W. Eisen-
drath, Frederic D. Liebrand,
Kevin L. Morgan, Dennis
Negron, Cheryl L. Reinhardt,
and Robert B. Stephan. Those
graduating with an Associate
Degree are Steven J. McNeal
and Beverly J. Turk.
Cum laude is the designation
for a GPA between 3.5 and
3.74. Recipients are Clyde D.
Blum, Mary D. Brann, Donna
A. Ermer, Kevin W. Evans,
Tamara A. Friedrich, Debbie
D. Giles, Norrise K. Goodrum,
Paula J. Grubbs, and
Magdalena K. Guraat.
The second half of four-year
students graduating with
honors is as follows: Cynthia
K. Hatch, Stanley N. Hobbs,
Sheryl L. S. Kenyon, Teresa L.
Lang, Robert M. MacLafferty,
Richard A. Pope, Tamara L.
Schlisner, Elizabeth A.
Sedgwick, Kelly M. Stebbins,
Angela L. Shultz, Andrew R.
Wheat, and Donna L. Wolbert.
Students graduating with a
two-year degree and with cum
laude are Teresa A. Brockway,
Judith A. Falsnes, Janice L.
Hassencahl, Christina G.
Holland, LouAnn L. Marshall,
Peck H. Neo, Nancy J. Snell,
and Lindy D. Weitzel.
ture Series, and annual feature
of the Division of Business and
Office Administration at
Southern College. Made possi-
ble by the generosity of Eugene
A. Anderson of Atlanta, this I
series was designed to stimulate
a broader understanding of the
business world. A lecture by
Thomas M. Zapara,
"Philosophy of Starting and'
Managing a Business Enter-
prise," to be given April 18,
concludes the 1985 series.
The public is invited to at-
tend free of charge. A question
and answer period will follow
the presentation.
FM90.5 to Host
ARN Meeting
FM90.5 WSMC, our college
radio station, will be host to
this year's annual Adventist
Radio Network board of direc-
tors meetings April 10-12 here
on campus. According to ARN
president Olson Perry, the
meetings will include a tour of
FM90.5's old and new s'udios,
and a visit to nearby ARN sta.-'
tion WOGG at Oakwood Col-
lege. General Conference presi-
dent Neal C. Wilson will be a
featured speaker during the
meetings here at the college.
ARN is a network comprised of
all Adventist radio stations in
North America.
Nursing. . .
was also praised, along with the our program and the abilities of program would get better
qua , y of students and chmcal our graduates." She went on to because an upcoming meeting
Tl/hv'v ... a SEy that the State Board will open up doctorate funding
rhfil-n ,T* '.'if fdlris,on statistics for passing rates were for nursing instructors, thereby
ST** fed ryf g°°d- encouraging more teachers to
positive about the strength of Knarr felt optimistic that the advance their education.
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Gymnasts to Perform
First year coach, Ted Evans, "black light." The perennial with 60 percent r
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show features the Southern the SC gymnastic
College team of 23, plus Bill traveled 4,000 miles within the
Copp, the guest trampolinest, Southern Union putting on 11
who is a former president of the shows and seven clinics. The
Acrosports Association of shows have had a strong col-
America, legiate cheerleader content.
The 1985 show features Evans says that several of the McClarty is with the
this year. She is a two-time Na
our regular Southern Union
swing."
The show Saturday night will
be strong on team floor events
with the rings, baton and tram-
polin as the exceptions. Julie
routines of mixed doubles, team members have
rings, pyramids, team floor sion worked out with the UTC
events, and a new mysterious cheerleaders.
routine done in the dark called The team is a young team
tional Baton Champion. Dave
Perkins is featured on the
unicycle and has a juggling act
seen at a Southern College gym- (~)np rPPfiPniVpS
nasties home show. These in- VyllC ,CLU6Iui«
elude Black Light, Southern them
Belles, and the Finale. The "lvl"'
doors open at 7:30 p.m., gym HpnnVhc
capacity is 900 so be early or nCIU 1CIK>
you won't see much.
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Thirty years after Walt Disney
threw open the gates to what
was then the ultimate amuse-
ment park, Disneyland remains
a Magic Kingdom for kids of all
ages.
Its sister park in Florida,
Walt Disney World, offers
more variety, and the Tokyo
Disneyland is new and fresh.
But the original, which
sprouted up out of orange
groves south of Los Angeles in
1955, shows almost no signs of the Mickey Mouse Club Circus
its age and still ranks as one of and the Flying Saucers, have
the globe's star tourist disappeared over the years,
attractions. But there are many new
Disneyland has faced some rides-Space Mountain, Big
harsh realitites in recent years, Thunder Mountain Railroad-
including an employee strike
and apparently decreasing
attendance.
But the park continues to
serve as a testament to Walt
Disney's creative genius and
warm feelings for children and
Since Disneyland opened
three decades ago, nearly 250
million people have strolled
along Main Street USA.
A few attractions have en-
dured for 30 years, including
the still-popular Jungle Cruise.
But the park, which had just 18
rides when it opened,
undergoes constant, gradual
change.
A current vistor who'd been
there at the opening would find
that many of the rides, such
and others thai have been up-
dated and rejuvenated-
Submarine Voyage and almost
everything in "Fantasyland,"
one of seven theme areas.
The favorite rides of younger
children, 8 or so and under, in-
c
Disney...
elude the Jungle Cruise, Coun- free for children 2 and under,
try Bear Jamboree, America Two-day unlimited passes are.
Sings, Tom Sawyer's Island $26 and $18, and three-day
and most everything in Fantasy passes are $34 and $25. Park-
Land, highlighted by It's a ing is $2 per day.
Small World. It's impossible for first-time
Popular attractions for teen- visitors to see everything in one
agers and strong-hearted adults day, with a three-day visit ideal,
are Space Mountain, Big Weekdays generally are less
Thunder Mountain Railroad crowded than weekends. Usual-
and the Matterhorn Bobsleds, ly, the best times to ride the
all high-tech roller coasters. most popular attractions are in
It's a good idea to contact the early morning or just before
Disneyland's Guest Relations closing time, when the lines are
(P.O. Box 3232, Anaheim, shorter.
Calif. 92803 or phone Disneyland spokesman Al
714-999-4564) before planning Flores says January, February
a visit. and early November and
These Games Are
A Mindful
John Diaz
GLASSBORO, N.J. (AP) -- He said he had been amazed was also moved from his base-
It took the Olympics of the again and again by the con- ment to a small office in
Mind almost seven years to find testants' skill in solving t
a problem a child could not plex problems with simple
The cost of an unlimited December are the least-crowded Committee.
materials, creating everything
its name, from spring-powered vehicles
18-gram balsa-wood struc-
es that could support 978
pounds of iron weights.
The competition began in the
Samuel Micklus, a co-founder basement of Micklus' house,
of the competition. "The where he designed the first con-
Greeks used the word Olympics test: a maze in which students blem solving. His appreciation
1,000 years ago. I don't think had to guide a blinfolded player for the "spectator sport"
it belongs to the U.S. Olympic with neither touch nor speech, watching youthful minds
solve.
The problem i
which got the scholastic com-
petition in hot water with the
U.S. Olympic Committee.
"I think it's unfair," said C.
Glassboro. His wife, Carol,
serves as OM's executive direc-
tor and is one of four full-time
paid workers.
Mrs. Micklus said the theory
behind the program is that
creativity can be taught, just
like learning to play the piano.
At 50, Micklus retains a
youthful enthusiasm for pro-
Micklus likes to add a com- work dates back more than 25
"passport," which allows the
purchaser to ride any a
Federal law disagrees, giving plication element. In the first years, when as a high school
the U.S. Olympic Committee challenge he required the blind- teacher he challenged students
he or she and last week, June 15-21 and exclusive use of the word, so folded player to pop
wishes, is $15 for adults, $10 Sept. 2-7 this year, also 3
for children 3 through 12, and mally less crowded than other
\ times.
Words, once they're printed M^nd
have a life of their own.
-- Carol Burnett
the mind games have been balloons with a blow gun.
renamed the OM World Finals Micklus said one group of
this year. Micklus said more youngsters played musical in-
than 4,000 schools have become struments to warn their player
active members, with the of boundary lines, to steer turns
finalists scheduled to compete and to position the blow gun.
5-7 at the University of The games caught the atten-
tion of educators and jour-
Micklus, a Glassboro State nalists to a degree that surpris-
College physics professor, has ed Micklus.
been developing games sinci
1978 to test the creative and
technical talents of youngsters year," he said. "It v
in kindergarten through the be a one-time thing.'
to pachage an egg .
could be securely dropped form
a high place.
While Micklus works on pro-
blems for the 1986 competition
in Flagstaff, Ariz., this year's
contestants are tackling such
challenges as developing a
"Smarty Pants" robot capable
of doing homework and
cleanup chores, an "ecology
'I couldn't believe it, (en- dozer" that can transplant trees
) kept doubling every with the power of a hydraulic
going to jack and a visual presentation
to accompany classical music.
wHB
Are yon a true romantie?
(Take this little quiz and find out.)
Put a 1 by each statement jvhich you feel is generally true.
The heart is usually wiser than the head.
I can get more out of a worship service in a meadow or a grove than in <
regular church building.
Casual parties are more natural and more fun than formal ones.
-The purest communication is the silence of two walking side by side.
;ling; no one can explain it, and attempts to do so jusl
-Love i
cheapen it.
1 feel more comfortable i
formal clothes.
- 1 would rather have a job as a tour guide through (
castle than as a guide in the Smithsonian museum.
-Primitive peoples *
countries.
e generally happier than those in i
' pair) than I do in
i old, mysterious
ore industrialized
Natural things are better than chemically derived things.
All you need is love.
TOTAI .
1-3 You have a cool head and a classical outlook. This summer ENGL 337
can help you understand the romantics all around you and to find a
common touch with them. a
4-7 Your outlook is a balance between romantic and classical. ENGL 337
this summer can deepen your understanding of v„„r romantic side wh„e
tntroducmg you to the Victorians, who stfuggL to soliulfy"^
8-10 You are an incurable romantic. For you, ENGL 337 can be a delightful
> You've seen trashy imitations on supermarket bookracks
Now meet the real romantics and their heirs.
19th Century English Literature.
Mr. Haluska
Within three years, Micklus Teams are limited to spen-
said, the number of par- ding $40 in materials,
ticipants, judges, parents and "I think we underestimate
spectators overwhelmed the teachers and we underestimate ■
1,400-bed capacity of the kids," he said. "We're moving
Glassboro State College into a super high-tech society,
dormitories. but look at the kids have
The administrative work of adapted to it. For them, it's not
the private, non-profit group homework, it's a game.
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Europe On $5 A Day...
| And A Prayer
Away From Campus
I John Dysinger
I Bob Folkenberg
We purposely left the chapter
on lodging until last because it
I is in this area that you can best
I exercise your.imagination.
1 It is a sad fact that most
I travelers on $5 a day break
I down when the sun sets and the
I glaring neon lights of cheap
I hotels beckon them. To these
I weary tourists we say, "Yield
I not to temptation or less ye
all blow your budget!" But
: don't want to leave you
Islanding on the street, staring
[longingly and forlornly into the
Twindows of those despicable
ludget-breaking hotels. On the
lontrary, we would like to seed
lour imaginations with exciting
Ind adventurous alternatives.
I Trains and train stations are
logical place for penny-
■inching travelers to sleep. Plan
lour journey so that you're
laveling at night and sight-
leeing during the day. Most
Continental trains have small,
leparate compartments for
Eassengers which, with the
shutters pulled and the lights
out, rival the comfort of any
one-star hotel. The only
drawback is that the conductor
inevitably barges in yelling,
"tickets," just when you've
reached the point in your dream
where you mother is tucking the
covers tight around your chin
and giving you a good night
kiss. Reality can often be harsh.
Most train stations have heated
waiting rooms which you can
resort to if all else fails-and if
you don't mind sharing them
with drunks and bums. Empty
train cars are another
alternative.
If your travels take you near
the ocean, we suggest spending
the night on the beach. It's best
to arrive after dark though, so
you don't know what your sur-
roundings are like, (if you
knew, you probably wouldn't
get much sleep.)
If you should find yourself
on a boat with night ap-
proaching, skip the berths and
head for the car deck. There
you will be put to sleep by the
squeaks of the Fiats and the
groans of the lorries. If you are
unlucky enough to encounter a
storm during the night (as we
did), you'll begin to really ap-
preciate the prayer part of
"Europe on $5 a Day.. .and a
Prayer." (Especially when the
cars start rolling past your
head).
One of our most memorable
nights was spent in the shadow
of the leaning Tower of Pisa. It
was thrilling to look up at this
wonder of the world as it loom^
ed up out of the darkness. But
beware, dogs don't appreciate
historical beauty! (Bob had a
hard time cleaning up the next
morning).
Our hope is that these articles
have sufficiently stimulated
your imagination and aroused
your sense of adventure so that
you too will want to experience
"Europe on $5 a Day. ..and a
Prayer."
low's Your News IQ
Moan Brunskitl-.-..
1 EDITOR'S NOTE: How
|iuch do you remember about
le stories that have been in the
lews recently? If you score
:r than five correct answers,
lou have been spending too
juich time playing video
James. If you get eight or more
■ you rate an "A."
1. Returns in the elections in
|1 Salvador indicated victory
tad a likely majority in the na-
lional assembly for President
lose Napoleon Duarte and His:
■a) National Conciliation Par-
ly; (b) Nationalist Republican
Alliance; (c) Christian
Pemocratic Party.
1 2. To build a new class of
(™vy destroyers, the service's
P'ggest shipbuilding program
|w the rest of the century, the
J™7 selected: (a) Bath Iron
■»orks, Bath, Maine; (b) Todd
FTOards, Los Angeles; (c) In-
Pp Shipbuilding, Pascagoula,
J3- The Internal Revenue Ser-
I J** re|eased figures showing
I "at lhc number of individual
UT retums processed during the
fcrf13we<*sofl985was:(a)
■ "fewer than during the same
I" "od las' year; (b) about the
Ifc as last year; (c) far more
T*> 'ast year.
J 4- Pollster Lou Harris said a
IceiJ"' P°" had found 84 per-
Ifelt °f the American people
lilt LPersona"y threatened by
^""Se federal deficit and to
' the problem favored: (a)
"""•g the dollar; (b) raising
l«or^"d CUttin8 pending; (c)
'"""ng the tax system and
5. Arthur J. Goldberg,
retired Justice of the U.S.
Supreme Court and former
chief U.S. representative to the
U.S., was named to investigate
ties to reputed organized crime
figures of Joseph A. Bevilac-
qua, chief justice of the
Supreme Court of: (a)Nevada;
(b)Rhode Island; (c)New
Jersey.
6. During the visit to
Washington of Sudanese Presi-
dent Gaafar Nimeiri, the
Reagan administration an-
nounced the release of
economic support assistance to
Suan to the value of: (a) $850
million; (b) $114 million; (c)
$67 million.
7. On the grounds of the il-
legal use of quotas to foster the
promotion of blacks, thus
violating the rights of whites, a
federal district judge struck
down an affirmative action
plan adopted by the fire depart-
ment of: (a) the District of Col-
umbia; (b) Chicago; (c) San
Diego.
8. A warning from the
"Armenian Secret Army for
the liberation of Our
Homeland: that they would
bomb the subways kept the
public and police on the alert
in: (a) Ottawa; (b) Toronto; (c)
Montreal.
9. A major government-
sponsored study showed that an
experimental, genetically engin-
nered drug - tissue-type
plasminogen activator - was
nearly twice as effective as
medication now used, in: (a)
ing up ulcers; (c) healing serious
burns.
10. It was reported that
England's tallest cathedral
spire, 670 years old, was
crumbling but could perhaps be
saved by a $7.8 million repair
job -- the cathedral in question
is: (a) Canterbury; (b) Win-
chester; (c) Salisbury.
New Condominiums Rejected
City planners, Monday, rejected plans for a 300-unit con-
dominium complex in Tyner even though the developeTof the
$30 nullum project insists "There isn't one qualified ! plamung
executive in the country" who would recommend again™?
development. During Monday's public hearing, bulldeTjhn
Armstrong said that the proposed development would be sur-
rounded by 27 vacant acres and would aid drainage in the area
by installing a new drainage ditch. The two-and-three-bedroom
condominiums which will sell for $88,500 to $140 000 each
"would be a great asset to the entire area," Armstrong said.
Reagan Summit with Gorbachev
The Reagan Administration said Monday that it was pleas-
ed that Mikhail S. Gorbachev had agreed in principle to meet
with President Reagan but that "much serious work" is need-
ed before a meeting is arranged. The stress on the need for the
meeting to be well-prepared was in contrast to the seeming
readiness of Reagan to meet Gorbachev as soon as feasible
when he initiated talk of a summit last month. The call for
careful preparations was said to reflect the view of Secretary
of State George P. Shultz, who opposed a get acquainted
session.
"Police Bug"
A bug forced the Tracy City Police Dept. office to be clos-
ed Sunday. It was an electronic bug. Police Commissioneer
Robin Geary said Monday that the device was planted by a
police officer because of a departmental political quarrel. Police
Chief Pat Hood acknowledged Monday night he installed the
device, but declined to discuss his motivation. He said reasons
for planting the device will' be discussed Thursday night with
the city council. '
Daughter Charged with Murder
Deputy Sheriff arrested a 20-year-old woman on charges she
killed her father and assaulted her mother by putting rat poison
in their beef soup and gelatin dessert. Her reasoning was that
they objected to the man she was dating. Andrea Brown of
Mississippi was being held without bond at the Hinds County
Detention Center. Andrew Lew Brown died at the University
of Miss. Medical Center on March 20 and his wife was releas-
ed on the 26th.
GARFIELD®
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J. Randolph Thuesdee
lusic Man' to be
Performed on
Southern College
Campus
Your Turn
If you could cut something out or do away with an
aspect of school to lower tuition, what would it be?
Three performances of the
"Music Man," a musical by
Meredith Wilson, will be given
by students and faculty of the
Division of Music at Southern
College of Seventh-day Adven-
tists on April 14, 15, and 16 at
[he Collegedale Academy
Auditorium.
A Sunday matinee will be at
'. The Monday and Tues-
lay performances are schedul-
d to begin at 7:30 p.m.
With a cast of nearly 50
tembers, the musical is under
he direction of Orlo Gilbert
and Dr. Don Runyan, pro-
fessors of music at southern
College.
Leading players are Glenn
McElroy as Professor Harold
Hill, Michelle Cromwell as
Librarian Marion Paroo, Dr. .
Marvin Robertson as Mayor "Stop making flower beds out
Shinn, Denise Read as Eulalie of our parking lots1"
Shin, Alicia Williams as Mrs. -Danny Varner
Paroo, and Robert Shanko as
Marcellus Washburn.
The public is invited to at-
tend. All seating is by reserva-
tion. Tickets are $3.50 and are
now available as the Village
S
"Turn off the lights in Brock
and Wood Hall at night."
-Chris Sowers
"I wouldn't have carbon
copied receipts in the
cafeteria."
-Rich Heinsman
Market in Collegedale.
"The day will happen
whether or not you get up."
— John Ciardi
£
"The Scanvertiser"
Jerry Kovalski -Robin Merrifield
"I'd rip the organ out and sell
it back."
-Rick Swistek
Classifieas
THE BEST OF BRITAIN
TOUR. Travel through
England, Scotland, Wales, Ju-
ly 9-30, 1985. Three hours of
credit (six hours with extension
to August 5). Credit may be
history or humanities (General
Education Areas C-l and D-3).
Satisfies European history re-
quirement. Price: $2, 100-
$2,300. Contact Dr. William
Wohlers, Department of
History. Phone 238-2528 or
396-3220.
ATTENTION FOOD
BINGERS: For some time now
you have been locked into a cy-
cle of gorging food and then
purging either by forced
vomiting, laxitives, diuretics, or
continual dieting and fasting.
You often feel unable to break
this cycle. A group is now be-
ing started for persons strug-
gling with this behavior pattern.
If you are interested in joining
us, please call one of these
numbers: 396-2093 or
396-2136. Ask for Laura.
Typesetter for Sale. Older
Model Compugraphic photo
typesetter. Suitable for
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Developer included. Contact
Brent Van Arsdell.
(615)238-3027.
Need a paper typed now? Up to
20 pages guaranteed overnight,
error-free, $ 1 .00 per page. Call
238-221 1 and ask for Kathryn.
FALL CREEK FALLS RE-
TREAT
Here's your last big chance to
have a mini-vacation with your
friends this school year. Come
join the Business Club at Fall
Creek Falls April 19-21. All ex-
penses ($12 for members and
$15 for nonmembers) can be
charged to you ID. Sign up now
in the Business Dept. (Brock
Hall) or call 238-2750.
Southern Mathematical Socie-
ty sponsors the Student
Seminar "Fractional Dimen-
sions in Nature" by Fred
Liebrand, Thursday, April 11,
at 7:00 p.m. in Daniells Hall.
Everyone is welcome. Society
Elections will be held following
the
FOR SALE: 64 in. O'Brien
Competitor slalom ski. In good
condition. Asking $100. Call
396-3056 after 5 p.m or
238-2791 on MWTh 3-5p.m
If you received a loan from
either the NDSL Fund or the
Nursing Student Loan Fund
and will be completing your
studies at Southern College this
May, you will need to have an
Exit Interview before you will
be able to receive your exam
permits.
Group interviews are
scheduled for April 11 and 15
at 6 p.m. in Conference Room
A. second floor, Wright Hall.
If you have not received a
personal notice of the interview
along with an Exit Data Sheet
to complete and bring with you,
please contact the loan office so
we can prepare the materials
you will need for the interview.
Foresight
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
April 12
April 13
April 14
Monday April 15
Tuesday April 16
Wednesday April 17
Thursday April 18
Vespers: W. McFarland
Concert: Kandace McKinney*
Church: Neal C. Wilson, GC presj
5:00 pm: Orchestra-Organ Concert!
8:00 pm Gymnastics Home Show 1
Beginning of College Days
3:00 pm: Music Man** I
8:00 pm: The Kodak Show
7:30 pm: Music Man
7:30 pm: Music Man
Midweek Service: Gordon Bietz I
Chapel: Awards Chapel
MEMBERSHIP IN THE NA-
TIONAL FOREIGN
LANGUAGE HONOR
SOCIETY, Alpha Mu Gamma,
is open to students who have
earned two grades of A in one
language. (The mid-term grade
may be counted for this
semester only). Benefits: a par-
chment certificate, a pamphlet
or two, and the option of say-
ing "yes" when asked by a pro-
spective employer or graduate
school whether you are a
member of any scholastic
honor society. Cost: five
dollars. Applications are
available in the offices of Dr.
Ott and Dr. Morrison in Brock
Hall. Direct questions to them
or to Doug Gates, president of
the local chapter. Application
deadline: April 15.
PERSONAL
Ramona,
Let's take a taxi to Oklahoma
again some time. The first time
was better than cherry cheese
cake.
The Minnesota Kid
* In Ackerman Auditorium
**In Collegedale Academy Auditorium
A
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that
remembers
...by helping
others
to live
When you lose someone
dear to you-or when a
special person has a
birthday, quits smoking, or
has some other occasion to
celebrate-memorial gifts or
tribute gifts made (or them
to your Lung Association
t lung disease
BOf
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ASSOCIATION
of TENNESSEE
Answers to News Quiz On Pg. 5
1. c
2. A
3. A
4. B
5. B
6. C
7. A
8. B
9. A
10. C
"J/7 could choose one degree for the people I hire, it would be English
. .you can teach a bunch of Cub Scouts to do portfolio analysis."
—A senior vice president, First Atlanta Corporation
mm™ I T/u" t0,be ten years from now? Careful-people
commonly find themselves in jobs very different from their college
slXh atst? PiV°uUr h°peS 0n """""a alone? "A 20-year
faS I', J < aTu *hat ?eral arts S^^ ««« P^moted
faster, were rated htgher m administrative skills, and were found to
have more management potential than technical graduates.' "
—News item, The Chattanooga Times, 15 March '85
Get an education.
ENGLISH MAJORS* WORK
Drop by the third floor of Brock Hall. We'll be glad to talk it
over,
and minors
Southem^ccent
Strawberry Festival Coming Soon
Russell Duerksert
The Student Association will
be presenting its annual
Strawberry Festival on April
27, 1985. This eagerly awaited
annual event is a multimedia
presentation of the year in pic-
a sort of annual in slides.
According to Terry Cantrell,
:his year's producer, the
wherry Festival staff has
:ried very hard to get pictures
>f all the students on campus.
: has had his photographers
aking pictures of all the events,
seople, and places that have
nade up this year on the
Southern College campus. He
also stated that this show would
similar to the KODAK
ihow. He will be using twelve
:omputer-controlled projectors
lisplaying an image on one
:reen for this year's snap-
hot of life on the Southern
ToUefet Campus.
Seats for this show, as always
will be at a premium. There will
be three showings of the ap-
proximately one hour show:
Two on April 27 at 8:30 and
10:15 p.m. and one on May 4
at 9:30 p.m. Students are highly
encouraged to attend the April
27th shows because seating is
limited (800-1000 per show) and
the May 4 show is primarily for
the families of graduates. The
shows will be held in the P.E.
center, and the doors will open
at 7:45 on the 27th and 8:45 on
the 4th. Seating will be on a
first come, first served basis.
And of course, strawberries
and ice cream will be served at
the conclusion of the shows,
courtesy of the SA. So come
out and enjoy this year's edition
of the STRAWBERRY
FESTIVAL.
Vandeman Assaulted
By Son
Ron Vandeman, the son of It
Written 's -speaker, George
andeman, assaulted and
wounded his father on Thurs-
day, April 11, 1985. In a
telephone conversation with
Vandeman's secretary, Frances
Williams, the Southern Accent
told, however, that the
evangelist is "sore but doing
just fine."
Vandeman, the
evangelist's son, has been suf-
fering from schizophrenia for
most of his adult life. Because
of this disorder, the junior
Vandeman has spent much time
i hospitals. Recently, he con-
tracted hepatitis. The medicine
which he was regularly taking
for his schizophrenia was
discontinued.
When visiting his parents at
heir Thousand Oaks home,
Vandeman was still not
aking the medication,
ometime during the day of
April 11, while both men were
utside of the home, Ron
vandeman went into an angry
a8e and assaulted his father,
tabbing him in the back and
:utting him on other parts of
is body.
friend of Vandeman's,
larold Reiner, who happened
te time of the stabbing,
rabbed the son's arm and per-
uaded the junior Vandeman to
stop the assault. An ambulance
was immediately called and
Vandeman was rushed to the
hospital.
Fortunately, the wounds did
not puncture any vital organs,
and they were easily treated.
Vandeman was released from
the hospital the next day after
spending the night for
observation.
Vandeman is a well-known
Seventh-day Adventist televi-
sion evangelist. He has achieved
great success with his broadcast
and is almost a celebrity within
the Adventist church. His u-
nique speaking style gives clari-
ty to the messages that are
heard in many different
countries.
Mrs. Williams told the Ac-
cent that Vandeman had been
planning a vacation for the near
future. The accident has
delayed his plans and will not
hinder any // Is Written
telecast.
Vandeman's assault was
broadcast on the World News
as well as on Paul Harvey's
regular noonday broadcast.
Harvey, when describing
Vandeman, said he was "a
gentleman, and when I say
gentleman, I mean a gentle
Vandeman is recuperating in
his California home.
Terry CanlretJ, director of this years Strawberry Festival, works with the taping or the show.
Walther, SMC's First
Academic Dean, Dies
Dr. Daniel Walther of Col-
legedale, Tennessee, died Fri-
day, April 12, at the age of 83.
A native of Switzerland,
Walther played an important
part in many of the Seventh-
day Adventist schools, in-
cluding Southern College when
it was called Southern Mis-
sionary College.
Walther first came to SC
when it was a junior college. He
taught in the history depart-
ment and was Dean of Men for
one year. When the school was
given senior status and subse-
College Days Ends
Matt Larfcin
Monday, April 15, several
bus loads of academy seniors
left the Southern College cam-
pus to return to their prospec-
tive schools, with some of them
continuing their class trips to
other areas. The students en-
joyed two days of being enter-
tained, learning about a future
at S.C., and making new
friends. The activities that the
students enjoyed included the
Music Man play, the Kodak
show, and the S.A. talent show
mixer, which concluded Sun-
day's packed schedule for
quently named Southern Mis-
sionary College, Walther was
named the first Academic Dean
of the institution, being only
one of two doctors here. This
post he held from 1941 to 1946.
Walther then went to the
Theological Seminary situated
in Washington, D.C. After ser-
ving that institution for 21
years, he was old enough to
retire but instead served our
overseas sister colleges. His
work overseas brought him to
Solusi College, Helderberg col-
lege, and Colonge.
Southern College's former
them.
The next morning, the
seniors met at the gym for a
continental breakfast and were
later informed of the days
events. Campus tours, informa-
tion about getting into S.C.,
and some ACT tests were in-
cluded in the students'
schedule. Some students even
were given the opportunity to
watch classes in progress.
Over six hundred students
were estimated to have come
for college days. Several of
them expressed their apprecia-
President Dr. Frank Knittel in-
vited Dr. Walther to retire in
Collegedale while the latter was
still at Colonge. This, Walther
did, yet he still taught a class or
two in our history department.
Walther had been a native of
Collegedale for ten years before
dying in his home last Friday.
The funeral was held last Mon-
day, April 15. He is survived by
his wife of 49 years, Louise
Olsen Walther, his son, Dr.
David Walther of Concord
Massachusetts, and four grand-
children, Erika, Hilary, David,
Jr., and Ryan.
tion to the college for the real
"southern hospitality" they
received. Pam Doran of In-
diana said that she enjoyed col-
lege days in spite of the poor
weather. From Bass Memorial
Academy, Chip Hicks stated
his feelings about the college's
interest in the students: "I was
really impressed with the effort
that the school went to in order
to make all of the seniors feel
at home. This is just one reason
I'm planning to attend this
campus this fall."
J
Thank You, All
With the semester coming to an end rather quickly and with
only one more issue of the Southern Accent to publish, I dedicate
this editorial to my staff. The production of a newspaper is not
easy. It takes the utmost cooperation of a host of people if the
system is to run smoothly. I believe that the staff I had this year
has been top notch, and because of that fact, we have accomplish-
ed our goal of putting out a professional newspaper. (And we
have put it out early.)
Above all, thanks should be given to two people who are not
on the staff but have played important parts in the production
of the Southern Accent. First of all, Dr. Ben McArthur is thank-
ed for always keeping foremost in the minds of the editorial staff
that nrnfessionalism is what marks a quality newspaper, such as
the New York Times, from a trashy tabloid, such as the National
Enquirer. Secondly, Miss Frances Andrews must be thanked for
allowing us to come to her when we needed journalistic advice.
I thank my editorial staff for not only helping me put the paper
out on time, but for teaching me to be a better manager. John
Seaman, my Assistant Editor, gets the biggest thank-you of all
for sharing with me the experience he had accumulated during
the two years he served on former Southern Accent staffs. And
Bob Jones, my Layout Editor, is thanked for showing me that
a relaxed, more humorous atmosphere is easier to work in. These
two men and I have three distinct personalities, but we have
become life-long friends.
The other important people who must be thanked are the follow-
ing. Thank you, Pam Steinen, Maribel Soto, and Lynnette Jones,
ior uomg a gooa joo or typesetting. Thank you, Jay Dedeker,
for doing perhaps the most thankless of all job, that of retriev
ing the bundles of Southern Accents from the printers every Thurs-
day morning and distributing them throughout campus. Thank
you, Jerry Kovalski and Richard Gayle, for your photographic
knowledge. The pictures have been great. Thank you, George
Turner, for the humor you have instilled in the paper through
"Behind Closed Doors."
Finally, I thank the most important people of all, my reporters.
Without them, the Southern Accent would be nonexistent. They
are the ones who have dug up the stories I have assigned each
week, writing them up and getting little in return. This space
doesn't allow me to name each of them, but I wish 1 could.
This year has been fun. Thank you, all.
^apara to speak on business
Management for Southern College
Business Series
The "Philosophy of Starting
and Managing a Business
Enterprise" is the subject of a
lecture by business executive
Thomas M. Zapara, tonight,
April 18, at 8 p.m., in Brock
Hall at Southern College of
Seventh-day Adventists in
Collegedale.
Mr. Zapara is board chair-
man and president of Life Sup-
port Products, Inc., and lives in
Corona Del Mar, Calif.
After attending La Sierra
College in California, and the
University of Indiana, he began
his professional career in sales
for a pharmaceutical company.
In 1952 he formed his own
company, Zee Medical Pro-
ducts Co., Inc., which he sold
to McKesson Corporation in
1983. The company specialized
in industrial first aid service and
training. In 1980 he acquired a
small emergency medical equip-
ment manufacturing company
which in 1984 merged with
another company to form the
present entity.
Zapara is a member of the
General Conference Board of
Higher Education and past
president of the Loma Linda
Board of Councilors, as well as
one of the organizers of
Business Executive Challenge to
Alumni (BECA).
Mr. Zapara's presentation
concludes the 1985 E a
Anderson Lecture Series
presented by the Division Dr
Business and Office Ad!
ministration at Southern Col
lege. He will be participating i„
a weekend Southern College
Business Club retreat at Fall
Creek Falls State Park before
returning to California, accor-
ding to his host, Dan Rozell
associate professor of business
administration.
The public is invited to at-
tend the lecture free of charge.
A question and answer period
will follow the presentation.
Dedication Service for
Student Missionaries Held
Tomorrow Evening
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STAFF
Editor
Dennis Negron
Assistant Editor
John Seaman
Layout Editor
Bob Jones
Advertising Managers
Delmarie Newman
Tambra Rodgers
Circulation
Typesetters
Manager
Jay Dedeker
Lynnette Jones
Maribel Soto
Photograpl
Richard Gayle
Jerry Kovalski
Sports
Steve Martin
Jerry Russel
Randy Thuesdee
Reporters
Michael Battistone
Melanie Boyd
La Ronda Curtis
Russell Duerksen
Sheila Elwin
Lori Heinsman
Norman Hobbs
Jotii King
Rob Lastine
Lori Selby
J. T. Shim
Re'mhold Smith
Alan Starblrd
Brent Van Arsdell
Jack Wood
Adviser
Dr. Ben McArthur
The Southern Accent is ihe official student newspaper of Southern
College and is released each Thursday with the exception of vacation
the opinion of the author and do not necessank reflect the opinions
of the editors, Southern College, the Seventh-day Adveniisl church or
Alan Starbird
As the school year comes to
a close and final plans are be-
ing made for next year, a few
students are preparing to spend
their time overseas. The Best of
Britain tour and the Mexico
tour will take some students out
of the United States for the
summer, but still others are go-
ing on a different type of trip
as student missionaries.
A student missionary usual-
ly goes overseas to teach
English or math to the citizens
of the country he/she is enter-
ing. A term lasts from six to
twelve months beginning for
most students in August. This
year twenty-three students will
be involved in this program.
9^^ Cuo^e^
The areas that have the most
student missionaries going to it
are Korea and the Marshall
Islands. But this year Chris
Hansen will go to Iceland, a
first for student missions
(known as Collegiate Missions
on campus).
Talking to a taskforce
worker--a missionary to the
United States-Michael Exum,
I asked him his reason for
entering the Collegiate Missions
program. "It is a good way to
help other people and get a few
things straight in your own
mind.'*
This Friday night, April 19,
will be the dedication service
for this year's student mis-
sionaries. Thomas Ashlock of
the General Conference will be
the guest speaker. This candle.-
lighting service is commenced
by the former student mis-
sionaries leading next year's
group to the front of the
church. After Elder Ashlock
speaks, each new student mis-
sionary is given a candle which
is lighted by a former mis-
sionary. The service ends with
a communion service for the
new group.
This dedication service is
often a well-attended meeting
because of the specialness sur-
rounding it. All students are en-
couraged to come.
leflections. . .
Do You Drink Diet Soda?
lori Heinsman
A-B-C-F-Gee, I love junk
food! I guess my favorite junk
food is plain chocolate M &
M's. They're colorful, tasty,
and they are the favorite candy
of some good buddies of mine
who live in California. (Their
names are Eddie, Alex, David,
and Michael. Anybody know
them?)
Anyway, I'm sitting here
snacking on M & M's and
drinking diet 7-up. Shame on
me-I'm actually drinking
NutraSweet water! I swore to a
friend last summer that I would
never drink diet soda because I
was sure NutraSweet was car-
cinogenic. Actually, I still agree
with myself. It probably does
cause cancer, but what else do
you expect me to drink with my
fattening M & M's? I'll never
get on a Tab commercial unless
I drink something diet. (I hate
Tab.)
So why do I risk my health
by drinking and eating poorly?
Perhaps I do it in an effort to
fit into the college yuppy
stereotype. We're supposed to
be carefree party animals, yet
make the Dean's List, thin and
athletic, yet eat junk, and have
a hot date every night. If we
don't have all that, we are
failures at life.
When I was in high school,
it was cool to stand over by the
junk food machines. Located
near the cafeteria, the
"machines" were the school
hang out. What a learning ex-
perience! We observed people
taking up collections for junk
food money. We watched guys
pound on the machine when it
stole their 35 cents. In fact, we
experienced inflation when the
potato chip price hiked up to a
whopping 40 cents. And, my
brother says he could tell a
girl's personality by the junk
food she ate. (I usually ate
barbecue-flavored corn chips. I
wonder what that says about
me?)
Why were we teenagers ad-
dicted to Lance snacks?
Because it was cool.
Is this our reason for drink-
ing diet soda?
Could be. Diet is in since thin
bodies advance us as yuppies.
And to be a yuppy is to be a
real person, right?
Each of us wants to fit in and
be popular. If I could have told
all those College Days kids one
thing, it would be that they are
okay just the way they are, yup
or no yup. Being yourself is
fine.
God doesn't want all us of to
be yuppies. That's why we all
are so different. Being different
means God made me someone
special. Your being different
means the same thing.
I might drink that diet soda
to be thin, to be part of an in-
group, but I don't have to. God
didn't plan it that way. I think
that's great. You know what
else is great?
Even you don't have to drink
diet soda if you don't want to.
Ornithology Field Trip
to Florida
E. O. Grundset
During the recent spring
vacation, the 26 members of the
ornithology class together with
their instructor, E. O. Grund-
set, and two lab instructors,
Clyde Blum and Russell
Duerksen, travelled over 2500
miles through Florida. Using
wo school vans and other
nodes of ' transportation (at
times) and armed with
telescopes, binoculars, and a
variety of cameras, the group
visited such top "birding
spots" as Cape Canaveral,
Payne's Prairie, Lake
Tohopekaliga, Loxahatchee
Wildlife Refuge, shark Valley
l the Everglades, Sanibel and
Captiva Islands, Corkscrew
Swamp, Discovery Island Bird
Sanctuary, plus numerous 'sud-
stops' along bays,
estuaries, swamps, irrigation
ditches, forests, and roadside
parks. Most of the named
places are either state or na-
tional parks where a special ef-
fort is put forth to protect and
C.A.R.E. Begins Plans
For Next Year
decline considerably unless
much-needed rain refills the
ponds and marshes. Other in-
teresting and unusual (to the
class, anyway, many of who
had hardly noticed any bird life
heretofore) were the Great
Black-backed Gull, Great
Egrets, Magnificent
Frigatebird, the soaring
Swallow-tailed Kites, close-up
views of Barred Owls,
numerous windering ducks,
Scrub Jays, Ospreys, and Bald
Eagles (some of them nesting).
The class spent an infor-
mative time at the Florida
Audubon House, where injured
birds are rehabilitated and then
released whenever possible. The
methods of caring for these in-
jured birds were explained to
the students.
At Payne's Prairie in nor-
thern Florida the class observ-
ed hundreds of Sandhill Cranes
(until the backfire from one of
the vans sent them all scatter-
ing over our heads!), warblers,
preserve wildlife.
The purpose of the trip was
to observe as many species of
birds as possible and also to
notice the variety of birds and
how they change from habitat
to habitat. Florida provides at
least seven or eight distinct
zoogeographical zones-
seashores, marshes, central
plateau with its lakes, the
Everglades themselves,
thousands of offshore islands,
forests, and rolling hills. All
these areas have their in-
digenous bird populations-
some permanent and others
simply visitor visitants.
High on the list of rare birds
seen would be the Snail Kite
which the class spotted after an
enduring 6-mile hike in the
Shark Valley area. This par-
ticular hawk feeds on a single
species of apple snail which this
year is in short supply due to
the worst drought Florida has
seen in 28 years. The 600 or so
existing birds are destined to
Continued on page 6
Bill Dubois
Several years ago, the posi-
tion of Assistant Chaplain was
created to meet the increasing
need for an organized approach
to get students excited about
spiritual involvement on and
off campus. The Campus
Mininstries Department has
seen a tremendous growth pat-
tern as young men with high
aspirations have attempted to
build an increasingly more ef-
ficient program.
Under the responsible leader-
ship of Dale Tunnell, this
department shifted its gears this
year by changing its title from
"Campus Ministries Office" to
C.A.R.E. (Collegiate Adven-
tists Reaching Everyone). The
reason is that the C.A.B.L.
(Collegiate Adventists for Bet-
ter Living) aspect of this pro-
gram was often neglected and
de-emphasized. Dale felt that
the name C.A.R.E. would be a
more inclusive title, recognizing
Campus Mininistries and
C.A.B.L. Ministries on the
same plateau.
Next year's Assistant
Chaplain, Bill DuBois, is
already making plans for next
year's C.A.R.E. program. Bill
feels that good solid leadership
will be one of the greatest con-
tributors to an actively suc-
cessful C.A.R.E. program.
Bob Folkenberg, senior
theology major, will be the
Campus Ministries director
next year. His enthusiastic
manner will be a greatly an-
ticipated asset to the program.
Assisting Bob as On-Campus,
in-reach director will be Doug
Rowland, Junior theology ma-
jor. Through his promotion of
on-campus activities, the
students may take comfort in
the thought that they will be
informed.
John Dysinger, Junior
theology major has willingly ac-
cepted the challenge of being
C.A.B.L. director next year.
John's goal is to bring a greater
awareness of C.A.B.L.'s role
on and off campus. Jerry
Russell, Junior business and
P.E. major, will be a tremen-
dous asset as he uses his P.E.
skills to assist John next year.
Many of the present pro-
grams will continue, along with
the arrival of several new ones.
Juvenile (acceptance) outreach
will work with area young peo-
ple in need of help in their per-
sonal problems. Dial-a-friend
will be a 6-8 hour a day call-in
listening hotline. Prayer chain
will consist of a nucleus group
who prays for each other daily.
C.A.B.L. will begin to travel
to area high schools and
academies and present in-
teresting health talks. Current
plans are to have a student
fitness awareness program that
will evaluate your health in all
areas weekly, dealing with
specific therapies to increase
your fitness. Also, it is hoped
that a weekly health article will
appear in the Accent.
Bill sums up his goals for
next year, "I realize that many
students would feel uncomfor-
table having Campus Ministries
and C.A.B.L. holding an equal
role with the Student Associa-
tion. But why shouldn't it?
After all our school has been
founded on religious principles
and why not promote them by
means of a top-notch, exciting,
and fulfilling program like
C.A.R.E. (Collegiate Adven-
tists Reaching Everyone).
P.S. So C.A.R.E. can best
meet your needs and interests,
it is issuing an involvement
questionnaire for every student
to fill out and return to the
designated boxes in the dorm
lobbies.
Getting Ready For Those Final Exam Blues
Reduce Your
Stress Level
Tips on How to Study for Those Tests
Stress levels, although high
throughout the year, generally
"sky rocket" during the last
two weeks of school. The
reason is that final exams are
close. Students wish to do well
on these tests because often
much emphasis is put on their
results.
If you plan ahead carefully,
you can avoid a lot of stress,
but not all of it. Here are some
tips for handling study-related
Before you start to study a)
sit down, b) lean back, c) close
eyes, d) clear mind, e) listen to
yourself breathe, then breathe
deeply three times, f) begin
working.
Break tension during a long
study period by a) standing up,
b) breathing deeply three times,
c) bending at the hips, d) relax-
ing upper body, e) bending and
bouncing toward toes, touching
them three times, f) and going
back to work.
Before a stressful situation,
a) hold a mental dress rehear-
sal, b) go through a step-by-step
plan of action, c) imagine
yourself successfully handling
the situation. .
Deep muscle relaxation is a
good way to avoid stress build-
up. Simply sit in a comfortable
chair in a quiet room. Tense
each muscle group, one after
the other, for a count of ten.
Then relax the muscle groups
and notice how much better
you feel when relaxed than
when tense, a) Tighten your
hands into fists; then relax
them, b) Straighten your arms,
and tense the muscles along the
arms, c) Bend your arms to
tense the bicep muscle, d) Pull
your shoulders back to tense
the shoulder muscles, e) Lean
your head back to tighten your
neck muscles, f) Wrinkle your
brow, g) Clench your jaw. h)
Tighten your chest muscles, i)
Push out with your abdomen
muscles, j) Fill your lungs with
air. As you exhale, try to release
any remaining tension. Repeat
this step two or three times, k)
Push your heels against the
floor and tighten your thigh
and leg muscles. 1) Raise your
heels to tense your calf muscles,
m) Repeat the process for any
area where tension
For most of you, final exams
are on your mind constantly
these days, even though you are
probably trying not to think
about them. But the thought of
cumulative tests, essay exams,
and two-hour tests tends to
linger in one's mind whether or
not he has faced a college final
exam week before.
Final exams scares people
because they are not sure if they
can remember all the material
that has been covered in a par-
ticular, especially one like
Anatomy or Physiology.
The following plan for text-
book study was scientifically
designed after research was
conducted to see how students
learn and remember best. The
average student forgets 80 per-
cent of what he or she has read
after two weeks (the amount of
time left before exam week).
Using the method called
SQRRR, forgetting is reduced
to 20 percent. Further review
means retention of 90 to 95 per-
cent. The initials stand for
survey, question, read, recite,
and review.
Survey means to take a quick
over-all look at the entire
assignment you intend to study.
1) Read the introduction to the
chapter. Note the chapter title-
-it is the main topic. 2) Read
each boldface heading-these
are the most important points
under the main topic. 3) Read
the first sentence {generally it is
the topic sentence) in each
paragraph. It contains the meat
of the paragraph. 4) Watch for
italics and see why they were
used. Check for key words,
such as first, thirdly, or finally-
-they may denote a series of
thoughts. 5) Inspect all charts,
diagrams, maps. They are there
to accentuate and illustrate the
most important ideas. 6) Read
the summary at the end of the
chapter. Look over"words to
be learned, "or questions the
author has included.
Question means to turn the
chapter title and each sub-
heading into a question. 1) Ex-
ample: Chapter Title:
"Government of the People:
The Participating Citizen."
Question: What does the par-
ticipating citizen have to do
with the government of the peo-
ple? First Sub-heading: "The
voting process." Question:
What does the voting process
consist of?
Read means to read the
assignment section by section.
Stop to make up a question
which you jot down as you
come to each heading. Read the
section looking for the answer
to your question. Stop and
write the answer when you
finish reading the section. Do
not proceed until you can
answer the question.
Recite means that as you
read the assignment, you recite
aloud or write the answer to
each question.
Review means a quick look
of all the material studied in
that particular session. If you
find questions you cannot
answer, do not re-read the en-
tire chapter-just re-read the
part you need to know. Review
by covering the answers and
asking yourself the questions.
This method may turn out to
be of great help in the next two
weeks.
The above article was adapted
from the Freshman Orientation
book composed by the
Teaching Learning Center of
Southern College.
The above article was adapted
from the Freshman Orientation
book composed by the
Teaching Learning Center of
Southern College.
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It's simple. Just go down to your local
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to a postal clerk.
No. this is not a draft. No one has
been drafted in over 10 years. You're
just adding your name to a list in case
there's a national emergency. So
register now.
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Fall Tuition Hikes
May Top Inflation Once Again
Susan Skonipa
WASHINGTON, D.C. (CPS) Moreover, many states want paying an average of 7.5 per-
,. Students wul pay more to go st„dents to pay a greater eent more "based on reports
:o coUege next fall, as tuition percentage, this year up to 35 we.Ve had from our member
rates rise faster than the infla- percent in some places, of what schools," McNamara says.
,ion rate once again, coUeges it actuaUy costs to educate But tuition in North Dakota
around the nation report. them, says David Kite, Eastern is going up t0 10 percent, while
Student costs will go up even Tennessee State's comptroller. New Mexic0 students could
though campuses in general are in those lights, McNamara face a 15 percent hike,
getting more money from state believes "the tuition increases Harvard, Yale MIT and
legislature, invested endow- are probably reasonable. The Brown aU will jump tuition up
ment funds and corporate -rate of increase is still ahead of ; by about seven percent, while
contributors. inflation but it's been going Southwestern Missouri and
"States that are doing well down the last few years." Kentucky plan increases around
are funding higher education at "Things are better this year, 10 percent.
higher rate," says Richard especially in the Great Lakes Community colleges, too, are
Novak of the American states and in the far West," rajsing their prices next fall.
Association of State Colleges AASCU's Novak agrees. "The Oregon's Chemeketa Com-
and Universities (AASCU). Southeast and Northeast will munity College is going up five
But the colleges themselves have tight, hold-the-line percent, but tuition at
re using the money "to make budgets with only inflationary Washington's Big Bend Com-
up for lost ground," he adds, increases." munity College is rising some
The schools must give facul- in Tennessee, that means a 23 percent, over the next two
ty overdue salary hikes and nine percent more tuition at years.
start paying for campus ETSU and a 15 percent hike at At Rochester and Miami, the
maintenance put off during the the University of Tennessee, increases could reach 12
late seventies and early eighties, largely because of a state percent,
new construction, and research Higher Education Commission Nebraska will raise tuition
and high-tech equipment ex- requirement that students pay because the legislature wants to
penses, explains Bill $1 of education costs for every raise students' share of educa-
McNamara of the National $2 the state pays, ETSU's Kite tion costs, tuition is going up
Association of Independent explains. 12.5 percent.
Colleges and Universities Nine percent is"about the "We've reached the level that
(NAICU). average" tuition increase for we feel is proper for the student
Many schools -- especially resident students at state to pay for his education,"
private colleges - are using schools, NAICU's McNamara university spokesman Jacob
their own funds to replace estimates. Wamsley says,
federal student financial aid Private college students in
cuts, he adds. general may fare a little better,
Away From Campus
Jack Wood 'i
Edgar Made Judge
On Monday the U.S. Senate confirmed R. Alan Edgar as U.S.
district judge in Chattanooga. The confirmation was by
unanimous consent. Edgar will succeed H. Ted Milburn, who was
named last year by President Reagan to the U.S. 6th Circuit Court
Appeals. Monday's action ended a seven-month-long confirma-
tion process plagued by delays, and removed the last obstacle bet-
ween Edgar and the federal bench.
TVA Employee Concerns
The federal government has delayed licensing Wats Bar Nuclear
Plant near Spring City, Tenn. until TVA can convince its workers
that whistleblowing on safety issues won't cost them their jobs,
a top TVA official said Monday. The problem is that TVA
employees have called the Nuclear Regulatory Commission in-
dicating that they and possibly other employees are reluctant to
come forward and identify what they think might be problems
relating to nuclear activities.
Inmates Revolt
About 200 inmates took control of a section of the Clair County
Correctional Facility, Monday at around 9:29 a.m. Seven
employees were injured during the uprising, including two who
were beaten uncounscious. At 8 p.m. stae officials announced the
inmates agreed to release their hostages. The inmates' demands
ranged from "requests to grow beards and long hair to more
freedom in the institution."
Valerie in 12th Surgery
The 7-month-old Chattanooga girl, who already had survived
two liver transplants and nine other surgeries, was wheeled into
an operating room in Pittsburgh at 12:30 p.m. Monday. In a four-
hour procedure, surgeons removed the right lobe of her liver. The
hospital said the operation was needed to stop an abcess. Valerie
was doing well Monday night, a hospital spokeswoman said at
8 p.m., but had not been out of surgery long enough to be in stable
condition.
Continued on page 8
Profs Illness Pitches Florida
Into A Measles Panic
GAINESVILLE, FL (CPS) from sore throats, the common
When Geology Professor cold, acne, even just pimples.
Evan Dubolsky contracted State and county health cases
measles last month, word occurred among students
traveled fast. visiting the state for spring
Within 24 hours, panicked break, MclneUy notes,
students were swamping the "We had lots of threats, but
Santa Fe Community CoUege no major outbreaks, he says
health clinic, further frightened "There were only 10 cases
when subsitute teachers in reported in a county pop ulaoon
Dubolsky's classes reported the °fJWW-'' „ ^fl "
professor was battling menin-
Son Kills Father
In Brooklandville, Maryland, a 3-year-old boy, who fatally shot
his father with a handgun picked up from a bedside table, is too
young to be charged with any crime, a police official said Mon-
day. James Colwell was shot while he was sleeping. The wife and
husband had been eating pizza in the bedroom. While the wife
went into the kitchen to clean up, her son must have seen the gun.
When she returned she saw the boy on the other side of the bed
l"'s=b«?to7ry'to'get the with gun in his hand, and when she tried to take the gun away
i across," he adds. from him, it went off.
do something about it.'
gitis as well as measles.
The panic soon spread across
a wider part of Florida, and
raised fears students visiting for
spring break would soon have
the whole state erupting with
the diseases.
Their worst fears, along with radio
the huge student epidemic,
never happened ■»■-■ - hea„h
Students already were uneasy R-N-, ana me tv ,
when a pediatrics resident at a departmen »°»ldn < *a* on
Gainesville hosita, developed %Jp^%*ZZ
the highly-contagious rubella, campus, so i jusi ^^ ^
reports Steven Mclnelly of the
That's not an epider
Though Dubolsky recently
returned to class, the scare sur-
vives, Wheless says.
"The students didn't believe
anything they read," she says.
' 'They had to call or come in to
confirm what they learned on
the papers."
And there's no doctor
here," she adds. 'To
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State Health Department.
But, when Dubolsky was
hospitalized, "it put the scare
into people," he adds.
"We had at least 25 people a
day," reports Health Services
Coordinator Nancy Wheless.
"You wouldn't believe what
they came in for. Everything
the health department for
free innoculations."
"We've asked all college
presidents to consider im-
munization clinics," says
MclneUy. "We don't want to
scare or panic students, but we
do want to make them aware
they're susceptible and should
^Sports Corner
J. Randolph Thuesdee
APRIL 10
Glantz 8 Crone 7
Mike Krall scored three goals in
Glantz' victory over Crone last Wednes-
day evening. Ernie Phierim and Ed
Solar each chipped in two goals as
Glantz got their second win of the
season. Brad Senska scored three goals
APRIL 11
McKnight 15 Crone 3
William McKnight and Rob Mellert
each scored six goals during McKnight's
thrashing of Crone in last Thursday's
goals for McKnight, while Brad SesWa,
Garth Thoreson and Rob Shanko had
Crone's tallies.
APRIL 14
Glantz 12 Goodrum 4
Tim Glantz and Mike Krall scored
four goals apiece in Sunday's blowout
of Goodrum. Ernie Pheirim scored
twice while Jay Dedeker and Ed Solar
each chipped in one goal during Glantz'
third win of the season. Renou Korff
scored three of Goodrum's points.
Weightlifters'
Tourny a Success!
J. Randolph Thuesdee
Last Wednesday night, Talge
Hall held its first annual
weighthfter's tournament. Far
from anything so many of us
are used to seeing n the Olym-
pics, the turn out for the first
annual event was very good.
Allen Valenzuela won the
Ail-Around Trophy as he lifted
a combined 995 lbs. Stan
Hickman, SC Weightlifter's
Club president, lifted a combin-
ed 865 lbs. for second place.
In the lightweight division
(body weight 165 and less),
Steve Williams captured first
place with 855 lbs., with Brad
Senska coming in second as he
lifted 820 lbs.
The heavyweight division
(body weight 186 and over),
Hickman easily outlasted David
Hurd's 785 total lbs. and Ray
Collins' 678 lbs.
Interestingly, Valenzuela
won the Ail-Around Trophy
while competing in the mid-
dleweight division.
Team
Krall
McKnight
Glantz
Perry
Goodrum
Crone
Soccer Standings
Wednesday's game not included.
Thursday's Game: Scalzo vs. Crone
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SUn Hickman, winner of the heavyweight division and Steve Williams, winner
of the lightweight division, pose with their trophies.
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CHEAT SCOTT! Seott Ket
Ornithology,
vireos, and woodpeckers. At
Sanibel Island's Ding Darling
National Wildlife Drive-
through a meandering road tak-
ing you from one bay and inlet
to another all of which are fill-
ed with herons,, mergansers,
and shore birds-here is where
we saw the one and only Black-
necked Stilt.
All was not work-there were
amusing moments as when a
SC Florida Campus nursing
student, Libby Riano, ventured
out in the mud flats at Black
Point north of Titusville and
sank up to her waist in sticky,
smelly muck. Much to her
chagrin, no one came to her
rescue until everyone had
recorded the event on their
cameras! And. . .we celebrated
Jonathan Wurl's birthday,
played games, awarded prizes
for seeing the first Cattle Egrets
(Jeff St. Clair), got lost, took
the wrong exits, slept on gym
floors, held endless discussions
about where we should eat,
went to the beach, toured
Discovery Island's aviaries,
counted individual birds (Red-
tialed Hawks, American
Kestrels, Belted Kingfishers)
and marvelled at the
unbelievable plumage of the
Purple Gallinules and Common
Moorhens.
All too soon the trip ended
and thirty individuals were no
longer strangers but 'friends for
life.' We returned with the
knowledge of how and where to
look for birds and with a
greater appreciation for each
other. As one weary bird wat-
cher said when getting off the
van for the last time, "It was a
great trip, I'm worn out, but
let's do it again!" And. . .we
probably will!
Interest In life Stalls Aging
WASHINTON (AP) --
Rosina Corrothers-Tucker, and your health," said Golds-
102, and Ruth Clark, 97, are tein, chairman of the depart-
Your Turn.
t of biochemistry at George
Washington University Medical
Center.
But Goldstein, who co-
discovered the family of hor-
mones produced by the thymus
too busy to worry about diet
and exercise.
Perhaps, they suggest firmly,
that is why they've -lived such
long and happy lives.
"I eat anything I "want,"
Mrs. Corrothers-Tucker of gland, which controls the
Washington, who will turn 103 mune system, said there is a
in November, told the Senate major genetic component in
Labor and Human Resources almost every disease,
subcommittee on aging last fall. Mrs. Corrothers-Tucker,
She said she sleeps six or who helped found the Interna-
seven hours a day and does not tional Brotherhood of Sleeping
have a regular exercise routine, Car Porters in the 1940's said
"but I take care of my house most of her family lived until
and make the beds, dothelaun- their middle to late 80's. Her
dry and cook. That's grandparents lived into the
exercise.!" mid-90's and a great-
Miss Clark, 97, of Warwick, grandmother until 101.
LoriHeinsman
What was your most embarrassing experience
in your first year in college? (asked of Freshman)
1 1
slipped and slid about 2 feet
my back in the mud, soaking
Miss Clark said her mother wet."
lived to 70 and her father to 74. - James Parish
Her grandmothers died at 89
and 81 and her grandfathers at
78 and 75.
"The potential at using the
body's own natural immunity
R.I., said, "We believe in plen-
ty of laughs and many interests,
the first of which for me was
music."
Other interests include
oceanography and the Boston
Red Sox baseball team.
le told of hitchhiking to deal with disease i
through Vermont in her 70's tional basis may well become
traveling to England and Spain the most dramtic development
at 81, and being the oldest stu- that has occurred in medical
dent at a Rhode Island junior science in this century," Golds-
college, tein said.
"In my opinion, it is the con- "We have the possibilty to
tinuing interest in the variety of help improve the health and
subjects noted above that great- quality of life of the American
ly enhance one's life that public dramatically in our
everyone must learh to en- lifetime, and in particular the
dure," Miss Clark said. elderly whose immune systems
Whatever their secrets, are weakened," he said,
research scientist Dr. Allan L. Yet with all that, Mrs
Goldstein -- who also testified Corrothers-Tucker prefers to
t the hearing -- said the lives look for answers to her longevi-
of both women may hold im- ty in spiritual rather than
portant clues about the role of medical terms. "My life is in
genetics in disease prevention. God's hands and I will live till
"The way you think about his purpose is over," she said.
e can influence your lifespan
April Is. . .
E. O. Grundset
•Spring busting out all over
with blossoming dogwood
(white and pink), red bud, ap-
ple, peach, and pear trees, not
mention tulips, daffodils,
pansies, wild violets, and
mustard, but, alas and alack,
no azaleas-thanks to last
January's terrible freeze;
•Campouts, picnics, over-
night hikes, banquets, and
dinners-almost every class,
club, and organizations seems
to be planning something
"memorable" to cap-off the
school year;
•Teachers suddenly realizing
that "there's just one week
left" frantically duplicating
worksheets, outlines, lists of
"things to know" while the
more methodical, organized
types already have there finals
made out and safely barricad-
ed inside office file-lockers--all
of which doesn't soften the
students' last minute wave of
panic and frustration especial-
ly when they see signs on the
blackboard such as
"/ was running down the hill "I was delivering food in the "At my last game in the all-
-"- by Talge in the rain and I CK and I slipped on a pickle night softball tourney, my glove
and threw food everywhere. " seemed to have a hole in it. "
- Angle Holdsworth - Norm Hobbs
A ft
"That Sabbath when all the "Rushing to the shower with a
gymnastics teams were here and towel on and there was a group
the cafe was packed, I was of Spanish ladies in the hall
wearing a slip that was too big who saw me and started chew-
on me and as I walked from my ing me out in Spanish, so all I
- Roy Valenzuela table to put my tray up, it fell could do was say 'si, si, si. '"
off. " - Tag Garmon
- Wendy Jongema
"When it snowed I was running
up to the guys dorm and I trip-
ped on the top step and flew in-
to the front doors and bounc-
ed back.
"Everything is due on
Tuesday;"
•Waves of warblers and
other migrants suddenly
materializing as if out of
nowhere and challenging all
birdwatchers to get out there
and start identifying-they'll be
gone tomorrow. Many of the
high-pitched 'honks' we hear
overhead are not Canada Geese
but more likely Sandhill
Cranes;
•College Days, parades. The
Music Man, Award's Chapel,
Home Concerts, the debut of
Southern Memories, the begin-
nig of baseball (together with
endless 'in depth analyses' of
every player), dedicating the
Student Missionaries, the last
Chatter and Accent.
•The Strawberry Festival
(after we see the pictures we
agree that it was a pretty neat
year after all), academic regalia
getting readied, final examina-
tions (do you have your per-
mits?), and Commencement;
•The end of the school year!
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ATTENTION FOOD
BINGERS: For some time now
you have been locked into a cy-
cle of gorging food and then
purging either by forced
vomiting, laxitives, diuretics, or
continual dieting and fasting.
You often feel unable to break
this cycle. A group has been
started for persons struggling
with this behavior pattern. If
you are interested in joining us,
please call one of these
numbers: 396-2093 or
396-2136. Ask for Laura.
Typesetter for Sale. Older
Model Compugraphic photo
typesetter. Suitable for
Newsletter/school paper.
Developer included. Contact
Brent Van Arsdell. (615)
238-3027)
Need a paper typed now? Up to
20 pages guaranteed overnight,
error-free, $1 .00 per page. Call
238-221 1 and ask for Kathryn.
FALL CREEK FALLS
RETREAT Here's your last big
chance to have a mini-vacation
with your friends this school
year. Come join the Business
Club at Fall Creek Falls April
19-21. All expenses ($12 for
members and $15 for
nonmembers) can be charged to
ID. Sign up now in the Business
Dept. (Brock Hall) or call
238-2750.
Art Collection Of Blount, Inc.
Visits Hunter Museum Of Art
For April/May Show-
ing...Selections From the
American Collection of Blount,
Inc. opens April 28 and con-
tinues through June 9 in the
Museum's Main Gallery.
Reviviscencel Art Works By
Residents Of Hamilton Coun-
ty Nursing Home will open in
Hunter Museum's Mezzanine
and Foyer Galleries on April
28th. It will comprise paintings,
drawings, ceramic works,
handmade baskets and quilts,
and will remain on view to the
public through May 12.
COM 225, Introduction to
Photography, was not schedul-
ed for this summer. Questions
are already arising, however; so
any students definitely wishing
to take Introduction to
Photography during the May
session are requested to leave
their names at 238-2644.
LAST CALL FOR SENIORS!
On Monday, April 15, a list of
I the seniors was mailed to each
student whose name appeared
on the list. If you are planning
to graduate May 5 and did not
receive a copy of the list, please
get in touch with Miss Elam at
the Records Office immediate-
ly. The graduation program
will be sent to the College Press
April 22.
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Frfday
For Sale: A size 8 white wed-
ding dress with a veil that goes „ .
past the train, asking $100. Call Saturday
396-2921 after 5:30 p.m.
ATTENTION MAY
GRADUATES: You and your Monday
Wednesday
April 19
April 20
families are invited to attend
reception in Wright Hall im-
mediately following commence-
ment exercises Sunday, May 5
April 22
April 24
Vespers: Student Missionary
Dedication
Church: James Herman
8:00 p.m. The Day After Trinity*
Die Meistersinger's Home Concert
Beginning of Summer Preregistration
Midweek service: Gordon Bietz
ment exercises aunoay, may 3. „. _, t h tt-ij chRne]
we look forward to welcoming in Inatcner Hall cnapet
you to
Association.'
the Alu
Please check your rooms, your
bookshelves, your briefcase,
and your personal belongings
for any library book(s). If you
find any come by the library
and settle your affairs with us
first before seeing Randy
White. Students with overdue
fines and/or overdue books are
having their exam passes held
until the books are returned
and all fines paid for.
Thank you,
Chip Hicks
The Day After Trinity, a
dramatic documentary on the
development of the atomic
bomb will be shown in That-
cher Hall at 8:00 pm as part of
the Humanities Perspectives
Film Series. The showing is free
to all.
PERSONAL
Bame and Bame-to-be:
Congrats.
Jay Dedeker,
We hate you even more! The
Blackhawks will stomp all over
the North Stars in the Norris
Division Finals! ! I Change your
allegiance now before it's too
late! 11
Your enemies for five games,
Randy Thuesdee and all the rest
of the gang from Chicago.
P.S. Nuke Minneapolis!!!
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that
remembers
.by helping
others
to live
When you
dear to you-or when a
special person has a
birthday, quits smoking, or
has sortie other occasion to
celeb rate- memorial gifts or
tribute gifts made for them
to your Lung Association
help prevent lung disease
and improve the care of
those suffering from it.
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LUNG
ASSOCIATION
of TENNESSEE
Awards Chapel Today
But West Georgia State is
hiking tuition 10.5 percent after
a 15 percent raise last year, of-
ficially because of "an over-
sight in the calculation of
teacher retirement benefits."
"What they want to do is
balance the budget on the
students' backs," asserts
University of Texas student
Catherine Mauzy.
Most colleges, however, cite
other reasons for the hikes.
They need the money to pay
some overdue bills, ad-
ministrators say.
"Faculty salaries lost 20 per-
cent of buying power in the last
10 to 12 years," McNamara
notes. "Then add on the costs
of deferred maintenance and
the extravagant costs of educa-
tional and research
equipment."
"Salaries, programs and
research are all increasing,"
agrees Lehigh University stu-
dent Jeff Brotman, "and
students just have to grin and
bear it. Nobody likes it, but
they understand."
Lehigh's nine percent in-
crease initially upset students,
Brotman admits, but universi-
ty administrators met with
students to explain the budget.
"The hyperinflation of the
late seventies and early eighties
is catching up to colleges, "he
says.
'We want to maintain the
quality of our faculty through
salary increases and additional
funds for faculty research and
development," says Miami
spokesman John Ross. "We're
vitally concerned with the quali-
ty of our research programs."
There are more schools,
though, that are freezing tuition
in 1985-86.
Creighton, Worcestor
Polytechnic, the State Univer-
sity of New York system, Pima
Community College and Ferris
State College all announced
they'll hold tuition to this year's
levels.
Connecticut's Saint Joseph
College even guarantees incom-
ing freshmen tuition will stay at
$6,000 for four years if they
don't drop for more than two
consecutive semesters.
Southern College's annual
awards chapel will be held
Thursday, April 18, in the P.E.
Center.
The awards chapel is
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Most divisions participate
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Where Do We Go
From Here?
(lam allowing myself to do something in this final editorial that
I have not done all year. The subject this week is religious in
nature.)
Final exams are the only hems that separate us from the end
of another school year. So where do we go from here? Seniors
move on to either a job or graduate school. The undergraduates
move on to the next level of study or also a job. Professors and
administrators may move on to another line of work, or they may
look forward to leading another group of students in the Fall.
These future plans do not answer the question fully, however.
After having attended a Christian college for the 1984-85 year,
where do we go from here? Sure, we have attended this institu-
tion for the purpose of receiving an education. But to give us one
was not the sole reason Southern College was created. Another
purpose was to bring its students closer to Christ.
Some of us have atempted to close our minds to any of the
Christian influences found on this campus. For example, some
have skipped chapels, worships, Sabbath Schools, and church,
if not with our bodies, then with our minds. Some have elected
not to participate in the C.A.R.E. programs. Some have refused
to talk religion. And some have refused to show a Christian
witness. Commendation goes to the one who has been able to do
all of the above, but it still goes to the one who has done just one.
Perhaps someone is saying at this moment that in order to do
the above acts, one must have made a decision to be a Christian.
And that is my point. If the decision hasn't been made yet, when
will it be made? Will it be made? Too many incidents this year
have shown us the finiteness of man--Scott Yankelevitz's death,
Doug Stepanske's accident, Howard Bankes' accident. Fortunate-
ly, the last two students were not killed.
The decision is important. If it hasn't been made yet, then it
should be made soon. The good news is that this decision is so
easy to make. We only need to say it to the Lord. We'll still sin,
but because of that aspect of being a Christian called forgiveness,
we are still Christians.
Even more important is that we will know where we are going
from here. We will go our separate ways, but we will have one
destination, heaven.
Georgia-Cumberland Constituency
Chooses New Leadership
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The Southern Accent is the official student newspaper of Southern
College and is released each Thursday with the exception of vacation
and exam weeks. Opinions expressed in letters and bv-lmed articles are
the opinion ol the author and do noi necessarilj reflect the opinions 1
of the editors, Southern College, the Seventh-day Adveniisi church or 1
Dennis Negron
Nearly seven hundred
delegates, representing the
Georgia-Cumberland Con-
ference, met at the Georgia-
Cumberland Academy Gym-
nasium on April 21 for the
Triennial Constituency
Meeting. Rework on this con-
ference's constitution, reports
from the education system and
the publishing work, and the
election of the executive of-
ficers that will lead the next
three years were on the agenda.
It was the electing of a new
president that caused the
greatest stir and took the
greatest amount of time,
however. Gary Patterson, the
Georgia-Cumberland Con-
ference president for the last six
years, was not re-elected for a
third term.
The constituency meeting
started at 10:00 am. But the
elections did not start till 7:30
p.m. A nominating committee,
chosen earlier in the day for the
purpose of bringing names of
potential officers to the floor,
had been dismissed at 3:00 pm
to meet on their own. However,
this committee apparently
could not decide on a person
for president, to be voted on
first, because it met for over
three hours.
The name the committee
brought to the floor was not
Gary Patterson's, but John
Loor's, current President of the
Northern New England Con-
ference. Loor is a former pastor
of the Collegedale Church and
was well spoken of by a large
amount of delegates who
remembered his tenure in this
conference. However, after the
discussion had ceased and the
votes had been counted, the
constituents decided against
Loor by the slim margin of 25Z
to 245. This slim margin was to
set the precedence for future
voting.
An individual made a motion
to reconsider Loor's name since
the margin of defeat was so
narrow and over 100 delegates
had not voted. A two-thirds
majority of the constituents was
needed for this to occur, but
when the votes were counted
the motion had been defeated,
300 to 159.
Subsequently, a straw ballot
considering Gary Patterson's
name was taken with the inten-
tion of giving the nominating
committee an idea of how the
constituents were thinking. The
committee was given only fif-
teen minutes to decide on the
current president. Once again,
the results of both the straw
ballot and the nominating com-
mittee were close. Elder Patter-
son was slightly favored by the
delegates, 253 to 236, but when
the members of the committee
voted on his name, they
jected him, 12 to 11.
The nominating commj
was sent out to decide 0
name a third time, and at f
p.m. they joined the faj
group with the results of ti
work. The name of Joel Tt
pkins was brought to the flfl
and voted on. Tompkins isi
rently the President of the K
America Union but has had
position for only two
Despite this fact, he receivt
large majority of the vote
to 154.
The time was now ili|jj
still the constituents had
voted for an executive secrel
or a treasurer. Because of
late hour, a motion was n
that the meeting be reconvei
at a later date and was pas
The date agreed upon was N
12.
Still, many questions n
to be answered concerning
Georgia-Cumberland presid
cy. With Elder Tompkins c
rently serving the Mid-Amei
Union, would he want to ra
back to the conference !e\
And would he come
two years of service at this p
sent position? At the t
this writing, it is not known
Tompkins has responds
Should he refuse to c
matter will be brought up agi
at the May 12 meeting.
S.A.F.E. Wants You
Cindy Secrist
The cries of Africa's starving
millions resound in the air, and
once again someone rushes to
hold a cup of water to parch-
ed, dying lips. One of the hands
holding the cup this time, shar-
ing the gift of life, is our own
Southern College.
The flame of inspiration for
S.A.F.E. (originally Students
Against Famine in Ethiopia)
came by letter from Brett Mat-
thews and David Steinberg of
Dartmouth College. Southern's
Student Association and Col-
legiate Missions Club were
quick to respond. Headed I
Cindy Secrist and assisted 1
John Dysinger, Ed Santan
Sharon Dyke, and others, I
project is under way.
In tailoring S.A.F.E.
Southern College's campu
Reflections.
PDA In Fenton Forest
Gordon Bietz
Once upon a time in Fenton
Forest there was some discus-
n of forest behavior relative
to Public Display of Affection,
"orest inhabitants were getting
oo friendly in public to the em-
larrassment of many members
>f the forest community.
A general meeting was held
if everyone and they discussed
; problem. Wise Old Owl
ailed the meeting to order and
tught to develop a consensus
as to what was appropriate
public bahavior between boys
and girls and what was not
appropriate.
Eventually there was general
agreement among most that
some restraint needed to be us-
ed for what went on in public.
It was agreed that some
behavior between two Fenton
Forest friends should be
only between them and should
be kept private.
Most everyone agreed except
Freddy Fox and Sammy Skunk.
They thought it was not anyone
else's business what they did or
did not do in public and they
left the meeting in a huff. And.
of course, anytime that Sammy
Skunk left a meeting in a huff
everyone knew it. (It might be
more appropriately put that he
left the meeting in a puff.)
Those who remained all in-
dicated that they would seek to
live by this new consensus and
they all left the meeting in good
spirits. Everything went well for
But neither Freddy the
Fox or Sammy the Skunk
would cooperate.
Freddy, who had been one of
the worst offenders, did try at
first to be more careful. He and
his girlfriend tried to be more
careful and no one was embar-
rassed by this behavior for a
number of months.
But Sammy was so upset at
the community intrusion into
what he considered was his
private bahavior that he made'
a big stink about it. And when
Sammy and Petunia (Petunia
was his girlfriend's name.)
decided to make a big stink they
could really do it. They paid no
attention to the sensibilities of
other members in the Fenton
Forest family and in fact there
some who thought that
they went out of their way to
offend others.
It became so repulsive to the
forest family, and especially to
visitors who did not live in the
forest, that no longer did the
concern general behavior
of forest inhabitants but the
Sammy and
Petunia themselves.
Wise Old Owl found it
necessary to call another
meeting to dicuss Sammy and
Petunia's behavior. Well Sam-
my and Petunia boycotted the
meeting. Most of the other
folks were just as glad for they
didn't think that they could
have stood to be around the
two of them when they were in
one of those moods.
In the meeting they discuss-
ed at length what to do about
Sammy's behavior. Many ideas
were suggested. Gruf, the bear,
said, "Just give me permission
and I will take care of it." But
he said it in such a way that the
other animals thought he might
do harm to Sammy and most of
them thought that that was a bit
drastic. .
Lightfoot, the deer, had the
idea to shame Sammy and
Petunia into stopping their in-
appropriate bahavior. He said,
"Every time that Sammy and
Petunia are observed in some
public bahavior that does not
show good judgements lets all
gather around and watch."
"Do you have any idea"
replied Rand) Racoon, "how
faraway you have t<
Sammy when he is angry?"
Everyone agreed that, though it
sounded like a good idea, in
this case it would not work, for
Sammy and Petunia just had
no shame and when he got
angry.. .whew!
Other ideas were discusses,
but aside from jail and excom-
munication from the forest,
most of the ideas were either
not enforceable, or they just
were too severe to fit the crime.
It became apparant in the
discussion that there were some
things in social behavior that
were just assumed by most well
bred folks and it was hard to
convince some like Sammy and
Petunia that there were some
things that were just not in
good taste.
Finally Wise Old Owl
summed up their discussion. He
said, "You simply have to
remember, some residents of
our community are just a bunch
of animals."
Away From Campus
Inflation Rises 0.5 Percent
The increase in gasoline prices has caused the inflation rate to
go up 0.5 percent in the last month, the government reported Tues-
day. Analysts say that the main cause of the rise is due to higher
prices, which incidentally had been dropping for the
previous three months. In contrast, food prices remained constant
for the first tinje since last May. The news, however, is good news
to the Reagan administration because the government has been
successful at keeping consumer prices moderately low for four
straight years.
Sweeter Coca-Cola
In its soft-drink war against Pepsi, the Coca-Cola Co. an-
nounced that its popular soda has been sweetened, a first in the
99-year history of the drink. The move is a result of losing ground
to its archrival Pepsi, and the latter is crowing that Coke "is not
the real thing" anymore. Tuesday's announcement also included
the kick-off of a 27-commercial advertising blitz featuring Bill
Cosby touting the changed Coke.
Reagan Pressured to Cancel Cemetary Visit
American Jewish leaders are pressuring President Reagan to
cancel his controversial visit to a German cemetery for war
Reagan is being asked to drop his visit to the Bitburg
cemetery, where at least 47 Nazi Waffen SS troops are buried.
Instead Jewish leaders are urging him to hold a ceremony honor-
ing the late Konrad Adenauer who "embodied the spirit of recon-
ciliation." Despite the controversy, Reagan has still stood firm
in his decision.
Pornography Called Evil
A study, funded by a conservative foundation, has suggested
that pornography is addictive and can cause sexual deviance in
those using it for "harmless enjoyment." The Free Congress
Research and Education Foundation also noted that a faithful
marriage can fight pornography. However, Barry Lynn, legislative
director for the American Civil Liberties Union, has said that the
study shows nothing new, citing that pornography comes in good
and bad forms but is protected by the First Amendment. He also
said that the study's results are ridiculous in implying that por-
nography enhances crime.
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THE MODERN DA Y DILEMMA !
Recently, many of us saw a real-time,
ultrasound (movie) of a 10-week-old baby AmUTG OT defaCtO?
being aborted presented by Dr. Bernard ADOrilUIl. UCJUl
Nathanson at the NRLC Convention in
Kansas City. For the first 5 minutes that
we were introduced to this tiny little girl,
she was sucking her thumb and moving
about. The ultrasound was so clear that
Jack Blanco
In 1973, the Supreme Court society. It is the dispropor-
ruled, in the case of Roe vs. tionate emphasis of one or the
Wade, that during the first other of these "universals" that
trimester of pregnancy, a creates an ethical dilemma, a
woman has the right to decide conflict between two
to have an abortion. After this undeniable rights in which
landmark decision by the prioritizing one will cause the
VOU COUld even See her face and everyone supreme Court, some people disfunctioning of the other.
thought that the abortion issue And it is this dilemma which, to
marveled. had been settied once and for some extent, is polarizing the
all. But to the contrary, people nation,
have continued to debate the In a recent CBS documen-
issue and to publicly tary, the effect abortion has
demonstrate their convictions, had in polarizing people was
The decision by the Supreme highlighted by showing how ex-
Court, rather than settling the plosive the issue has become
issue, has created one because and the effect it is having on the
what is decided by rule of law life and politics of the nation,
(dejure), might not necessarily The documentary concluded by
be accepted (defacto) by the saying that the abortion issue
people. will never be solved by the
The Supreme Court in its courts as long as people con-
1973 decision not only gave a tinue to vote with their hearts,
woman the right to choose to The abortion issue is still very
terminate her pregnancy, but much alive as was seen in the re-
also provided safeguards for cent move by the anti-abortion
the unborn. For instance, under forces. These men and women
the guidance of a physician, the filed with the Congress the
mother has a right to choose to "Unborn Children's Civil
have an abortion during the1 Rights Act of 1985." Spon-
first trimester, but during the sored by Senators Helms,
second trimester, the state has Humphrey, and East, this Civil
a right for health reasons, to Rights Act bans the use of
overrule her decision, and by funds, appropriated by Con-
the third trimester the fetus is gress, to take the life of an un-
given its constitutional rights, born child. It also forbids
However, in spite of these pro- ! federally-assisted institutions
visions, the anti-abortionists from requiring their students or
have continued to argue for the employees to participate in
"right to life" while the ad- health insurance programs
Then the abortion began.
For about 3 minutes we watched in hor-
ror as the abortionist tried to break the
amniotic sac with a metal tube. While he
was jabbing and poking, we could see the
baby trying to get away. She kept suck-
ing her thumb and moving away from the
metal tube. The baby's heartbeat was nor-
mal at first (200 beats per minute) but
soon raced to 220, then 240. Then the
baby opened her mouth and Dr. Nathan-
son said he fully believed she was scream-
ing or crying or both. Finally, that horrid
metal tube broke the amniotic sac and in
a matter of minutes the baby's body was
dismembered and suctioned out, all but
the head, as it was too large to go through
the tube. Metal thongs were used to
remove it. Dr. Nathanson told us that the
abortionist, once he saw with his own eyes
what he was doing, quit. The nurse, who
helped with the ultrasound, resigned from
her job.
You and I are locked in a struggle vital to
the future of this entire country. Every-
day 4,000 unborn children are killed in this
surgical holocaust; this carnage calls out
to you and me to take a stand.
which sanction abortion or pro-
vide counseling or referral for
such procedures.
With all the above informa-
vocates of the "right to
choose" have continued to sup-
port the Supreme Court's
decision.
In brief, some of the pro- tion, the background is now set
choice arguments are the for a question. In such a tense
following: atmosphere, where do Seventh-
1 . A fetus as a human being day Adventists stand on this
cannot be equated with a issue? In other words, What
woman. does our church say about it?
2. Under the Constitution, What is our "official" posi-
women cannot be denied their tion? Do we have one? Some
right of freedom. Adventists feel that the church
3 . Moral issues are personal needs to give us some
and often religious and guidelines. However, as far as
therefore should not be con- I know, we have no "official"
trolled by law. position on abortion.
The pro-life forces argue in A few years ago the General
Conference did appoint t
hoc committee to study
A few months back, the above
article was sent to the Southern
Accent office, unsigned, by an
individual who is pro-life. In
e envelope, was another
the following manner:
1 . From the m
ception, a fetus is a potential number of critical
and developing human. which was abortion. This com-
2. Willfully taking the life of mittee concluded that because
a fetus constitutes murder. of our biblical and theological
3. For the good of society, presuppositions, Adventists
The Adventist denomination moraiit>r should be enforced by generally are pro-life except in
taken a stand on law whether such morality is cases involving rape,
is shown taking place. The
view, however, is that of the
fetus
letter asking us to help him abortion, neither siding with considered religious or not. the health and survival of the
fight his pro-choice foes. the pro-life or the pro-choice <S" , s™mons. Bir,h "nd mother, in which case they
We have decided to print the advocates. The Southern Ac-
letter to show how real the fight cent asked Dr. Jack Blanco,
over this modern day dilemma professor in the Southern Col-
is. The pro-life advocates have lege Department of Religion, to
also filmed a 20-minute com- give his reasoning on this deci-
mercial entitled "The Silent sion by Adventist. The follow-
Scream," in which an abortion ing is his response.
Death, Bioethical Decision- would allow for abortion. But
making, pp. 74-77.) these ad hoc conclusions were
The above arguments are never voted on by the General
predicated on such basic human Conference. And whether or
values and universal truths not our church should even
which are recognized as vital to take an official position on
the well-being of the individual abortion raises another ques-
and the free functioning of
helpful and what would it do?
Let's attempt to answer this
question by considering some
case studies:
Case 1 : Fifteen-year-old AB
is about twenty-weeks pregram
and appears one morning at the
nurse-midwifery Teen Clinic,
She was exposed to measles
about a week ago. This a
posure was followed by a rasl
on her back about five days
later or about two days ago. i
rubella titer indicates no prior
immunity. She is told to come
back a week later, and this time
the titer is slightly elevated
though not definitive of the
disease being actually present.
The physician studies the case
and urges the nurse to secure
the consent of the parents for
an abortion because
estimation the girl is to youn
to have an abortion
secondly the fetus could h
damaged.
The abortion issue
is still very much
alive. . .
Case 2: Mrs. J. isthirty-fi
years old and decides to see her
obstetrician to discuss her u
pected pregnancy, which athei
age could be quite serious. The
amniocentesis shows that Hi
fetus is deformed and will moi
likely be born with Dorfl
Syndrome, a form of menli
retardation. Mrs.
devastated. She has thru
healthy, well-adjusted childreJ
and now that the last one is »
school, she was looking f«
ward to picking up and purs"
ing her professional career .A
Mrs. J. reads the physician
report, she becomes first ten!
and then angry. Finally, ]
can't control herself any long;
and explodes, saying that wnr
her husband does not belie*1
abortion, she does. She does"
want to discuss the matter «fl
further and only wants ti
how quickly she can have a
abortion to "get the whole Die
over with."
Case 3: Mrs R.
children and is expecting no
seventh. She has all "
household chores she «■
possibly handle. So she senoii>
ly considers having an abort ^
before her husband becoB
aware of it. One of her sisl»
also married, strongly urges^
to have the abortion. Her °
married sister urges her n°
go through with it. An
Continued on page s
severe struggle, Mrs. R. decides
to take the advice of her second
sister. She has a successful
pregnancy and gives birth to a
healthy son who later becomes
a nationally-known conductor
of a philharmonic orchestra.
Case 4: J. A. was fifteen. She
becomes pregnant and im-
mediately confides in her
parents. Together they decide
that J. A. would not have an
abortion. As the weeks and
months slip by, the young
mother and her parents bond to
that little "someone in there,"
and with the help of the family
physician, J. A. has both a suc-
cessful pregnancy and delivery.
Her parents then teach her how
to be a caring parent, and in
spite of the hardships of single
parenthood, J. A. becomes a
fine little mother.
(Adapted from Ethics in Nurs-
ing, by Joyce Beebe Thompson
and Lectures in Bio-ethics by
Dr. Jack Provonsha, Loma
Linda U.)
From these and similar cases,
it is obvious that the abortion
issue is not so simple to solve.
Also, there are numerous other
aspects of the abortion issue
which impinge on society at
large in addition to those effec- ■
ting the immediate family. If
for instance, the abortion issue
would be brought to the floor
at the General Conference in
New Orleans this summer, it
would not be any easier to solve
there than it has been by the
federal government. The issue
would be just as heated within
the church as it is in outside of
the Adventist church.
Adventist are general
ly pro-life.. .
Personally, I am in agree-
ment with the statement made
by the General Conference ad
hoc committee. Adventists are
generally pro-life and therefore
against abortion except in cases
such as incest, rape, and the
survival of the mother.
However, more importantly, I
believe that we ought not to de-
mand official statements by the
General Conference if we can
possibly do without them. We
need to learn to function as a
free people bound together by
that unity which springs from
the heart and the spirit of free
men, from a choice freely made
to commit ourselves to a pro-
phetic mission, and from
adherence to the principle that
all men must remain free to be
answerable to God.
(Dr. Jack Blanco is a professor
of religion and teaches Chris-
tian Ethics on the Southern
College campus.)
Southern College Students Have
Mixed Views on Abortion
A few years back, the survey
below was distributed
throughout the United States
by the magazine Life. In an ef-
fort to gauge the feelings of
Southern College students on
the subject of abortion, the
same survey was used.
However, not all SC students
were questioned. Residents of
Talge Hall and Thatcher Hall
received the survey in their
mailboxes. Students who live in
the village and have a mailbox
in the Student Center also
received it. Those who did not
fit any of the above descrip-
tions, were not asked their
opinions.
Of approximately 1200
students on this campus and its
surrounding communities, on-
ly 203 returned the survey. Of
this group, 97 were males and
106 females. 36 percent were
freshmen, 19 percent were
sophomores, 19 percent were
juniors, and 25 percent were
seniors. Only 9 of the par-
ticipants were married.
Some of the highlights of the
survey are the following. Ap-
proximately 49 percent of those
surveyed believe that having an
abortion is morally wrong;
however, 59 percent believe that
any woman who wants an abor-
tion should be "autJ^ed jc
receive one legally.
To a large majority of the
polled group, abortion is an
issue that they either feel very
strongly or somewhat strongly-
about. 82 percent have strong
feelings towards abortion.
Finally, 64 percent believe
that Federal or State funds
should not be used to pay for
a woman's abortion.
In analyzing this survey, one
should keep in mind that it is
not meant to reflect society in
general nor Adventists beyond
this campus. The results also do
not reflect the feelings of ad-
ministrators, professors, other
staff members, or Collegedale
residents. This survey reflects
only a small sample' df~-the_
Southern College student body.
Class standing
From your own personal point of view
do you feel having an abortion is
morally wrong, or do you feel it is
wrong
98
Fr
41
So
17
Jr
17
Sr
23
17-18
16
19-20
45
21-22
25
23-
12
Not a moral issue
83
32
17
15
19
12
40
24
7
On the whole, do you agree or disagree
with those who feel that any woman who
wants an abortion should be permitted
to obtain it legally?
Agree
120
hi.
17
27
32
18
55
36
11
Disagree
75
29
20
11
15
11
31
23
10
If an unmarried high school girl becomes
pregnant, do you think her mother should
suggest to her that she have an abortion?
Have an abortion
54
19
11
14
10
6
27
18
3
Have the baby
70
30
13
13
14
11
29
20
8
Not sure
58
25
11
9
22
12
27
19
10
Would you say you feel very strongly about
the abortion issue, somewhat strongly, or
not that strongly?
Very strongly
62
23
11
15
13
9
29
14
10
Somewhat strongly
104
39
22
19
2-3
18
42
32
11
Not that strongly
36
12 5 5 14
2
16
15
2
Should Federal or State funds be used to
pay for abortions for women who are
Should
16
11
18
20
7
22
26
10
9
Should not
130
56
25
18
30
20
65
31
12
T
2zd
"Frankie Say: No More!!
J. Randolph Thuesdee
^_ The funis over. School is
*out, fcnt the memories still
linger. Covering the sports
scene at Southern College for
the second year in a row is now
a thing of the past.
Some say that sports is not all
that big of a deal, that in repor-
ting it, it should be a piece of
cake. Well, this year was
definitely a trying year for me.
Covering softball, for in-
stance, was a real challenge.
With four games happening in
one day, two the next, and
ladies' games also to report on,
I surely felt the load. Fortunate-
ly, I asked Steve Martin and
Jerry Russell to help me. Steve
helped me out the most in the
beginning because Jerry was an
umpire for the majority of the
games.
, Then came the All-Night
Softball Tournament. Frankly,
after our team was eliminated,
I wanted to go to bed. But,
noting my commitment to the
paper, I stayed awake. Then I
started to get cold. And it got
colder. And colder. The cups of
hot chocolate were mounting
up. Then it began to rain. 1
knew 1 was in for a cold then.
Minutes later, to my delight,
Jaecks postponed the end of the
tourny. "Now," I said to
myself, "I can get some sleep!"
This was probably the only time
I welcomed rain in Collegedale
all year. Two days later, I had
a cold. "Sniff."
Hawaiian flag-football!
What a fun sport! Who could
ever forget Scotty's team and
their game attire? They were
certainly a fun bunch to watch.
When Scotty passed away dur-
ing the flag ball season, 1 was
deeply saddened. 1 couldn't
bear to go out and cover his
team's last game; 1 really
couldn't. I'm glad that we now
have a sportsmanship award in
his name. He was a true athlete,
a great guy, and I miss him.
Soon thereafter, volleyball
got going. 1 enjoyed covering
this sport primarily because it
was too cold outside to enjoy
anything else. Just watching a
good volleyball game was this
reporter's delight. I missed the
three-man tourney, however,
due to a pressing matter called
homework. But that was okay
because the basketball season
was soon to begin!
I covered all of "AA's"
games and a few "A" league,
"B" league, and ladies* league
games. I'll never forget Teresa
Rodger's play on the court. She
s dynamite! She'd shake the
|whole team coming down the
Icourt, miss a layup, come back
Idown on defense, steal the ball.
take it to the hoop, draw the
foul, get the basket, and get a
three-point play! She'd do that
about five times during the
game. I loved watching her
play!
"AA" was a different story.
1 really couldn't get into the
teams because I was a member
of another "AA" team. I
reported their games objective-
ly, though, even though I wish
most of them would have
thrown up bricks for the whole
Rees Series time. I didn't
report on it because three weeks
separated the end of the tour-
nament and the next Accent.
Needless to say, in three weeks
everybody knew who did what.
So why report it?
But for those who missed it,
the sophomores came out on
top, led by tournament MVP
Ken Warren and all-
tournament team member
David Green. The sophomores
beat the freshmen convincing-
ly after the freshmen upset the
juniors on Thursday night. The
seniors, top seed in the tourna-
ment, also fell victim to the
upset atmosphere that night as
the champion sophomores
stuck it to them in good
fashion. The Rees Series was
the highlight of SC's basketball
After spring break, though,
it was time for hat tricks, glove
saves, and poke-checks. Yes,
floor hockey time! Rob
Mellert's team, with Ryan
Lounsberry, John Montteth,
Vito Montaperto, and company
mowed down the league in a
perfect season. They won the
best hockey game at SC this
year, a 6-5 victory over Dale
Lacra's team. Who scored the
winning goal? I don't
remember. (Just kidding,
Lounsberry).
To wind up the year, thank
God, the soccer season took
center stage. Did any one care?
Not many, except for the
players, of course. Barry KralTs
team dominated play this
season with William
McKnight's team not far
behind. Please, don't
everybody clap at once.
Winding it down, after a
long school year that seemed to
go by so fast (with no regrets,
thank you), I'd like to hear
those sweet, sweet words that
my good buddy Ronald Reagan
once said on my favorite
album. . ."Frankie say: no
Thanks Steve and Jerry for
all the help you've given me.
Good luck next year!
Barry Krall drives his leg into the ball as he attempts t
Hockey Standings
Team
Wins
Losses
Ties
Points
Krall
5
0
0
10
McKnight
4
1
0
8
Glantz
3
2
0
6
Perry
3
3
0
6
Crone
1
3
0
2
Scalzo
1
4
0
2
Goodrum
0
4
0
0
Steve Martin
APRIL 16
APRIL 18
Krall 12 Perry 7
Crone 9 Scalzo 3
Krall scored 7 of hist
ams 12 points
Senska scored five goals to lead his
to lead the team lo a five
point victory.
Scalzo scored
Dos Santos scored 3 fo
Krall to help
one oft
ie team's three r
ice the win. Horton scor
ed 3 for Perry.
Golightly had goals tc
even out the
weak a
tack of Scalzo.
APRIL 17
APRIL 22
Krall 19 Goodrum 4
Krall scored a goal, as Dos Santos Perry 6 Scalzo 2
ind Snider each scored 5 apiece to Ted Chase scored 4 of his te
goals to lead t
which blew passed Goodrum by 15 Scalzo. Victor scored
5 for the weak offense of Scalzo.
Golf Tournament Held
at Nob North
Ted Evans
Gets a
Hole-in-one
Jerry Russell
Ted Evans, a teacher in the
HPER Department of
Southern College, shot a hole-
in-one last week at the Nob
North Golf Course. Evans,
who was playing with Steve
Jaecks, also a HPER teacher,
and Ron Knarr, was losing to
Jaecks by five strokes after four
holes. "I'm going to beat
Jaecks," Evans told Knarr. He
then stepped up to the par 3,
135-yard fifth hole and drove a
pitching wedge off the tee. The
shot, according to Jaecks,
"could've gone in on the fly."
In turn, Jaecks got a double
bogey five on the hole to put
Evans within one of the leader.
Evans finished with a 39, one
ahead of Jaecks, after nine
holes.
Jaecks was unimpressed with
Evans good fortune, however,
saying "Luckiest shot I've ever
seen."
Jerry Russell
The spring golf tournament
this year was sponsored by the
gymnastics team and was
played at Nob North Golf
Course. The tournament was
open to both students and non-
students.
Sixteen teams, made up of
four individuals each, were
divided into three flights accor-
ding to ability.
In the championship flight,
Mike McClung, senior religion
major, and three former
students of SC, shot a
remarkable 15-under-par with
three eagles to take first place
by two strokes over the team of
Matt Nafie, John Nafie, Steve
Jaecks, and Ted Evans.
In the first flight, Collegedale
Post Office manager Dick
Wodzenski, Kim Pedean, Daryl
Detrich, and Steve Crane fired
an 1 1-under-par for first place
over Brace and Dick Stepanske
Bob Mills, and Lloyd Lawing
who combined for a nine-
under-par.
In the second flight, Men's
Deans Qually and Christman,
Rob Lang, senior theology ma-
jor, and Bob Rodgers,
sophomore chemistry major,
shot a six-under-par, three bet-
ter than the team of Doug
Malin, Royce Earp, Tim
Beaulieu, and John O'Brien, all
alumni of SC, to win that
division.
Trophies were given to tl*
winners, and sleeves of g°"
balls were given' to the in-
dividuals with the longest drive
and the shot closest to the pin-
BON VOYAGE!
Thanks to Competition,
Campuses Plan Some Dorm
Treats For the Fall
College Press Service
For college students, access
to cable television, automated
banking machines and an occa-
sional lobster dinner or late
night pizza used to mean hav-
ing to go off campus.
Not anymore.
Thanks to administrators '
worries about attracting
students to their dorms and in-
tensifying competition for rents
with off-campus apartment
plexes, an increasing
number of schools are offering
a smorgasboard of once-
unheard-of ameninties for next
11.
At the University of North
Dakota, some dorms have
weight rooms and saunas.
At Eastern Michigan Univer-
sity, some on-campus residents
have access to computer rooms
in their dormitories, and are of-
fered 12-month leases.
At the University of
Oklahoma, free cable television
in dormitory lounges, a pizza
bar and an automated banking
machine are in the works for
next fall.
The school also has hired a
food service director and
given free reign to plan what
administrators call "monotony
breakers," such as lobster
dinners.
"Try as we might, there are
some areas in which we just
cannot compete with apartment
complex owners," says OU
assistant housing director Craig
Putliam.
"But there is an awful lot we
do."
Dormitory residents are not
pampered at every school.
Many --institutions still face
perennial dormTTofy over-
crowding, particularly at the
beginning of the school year.
"It's sporadic across the
country," says Jim Grimm,
housing director at the Univer-
sity of Florida and president of
a national housing officers
group.
Grimm estimates that bet-
ween 20 and 25 percent of the
nation's colleges now have a
hard time filling their dorms.
Some schools, Oklahoma
and the Superior and Oshkosh
campuses of the University of
Wisconsin among them, are be-
ing forced to close dormitories.
But the schools still have to
pay off mortgages on closed
dorms, so, to avoid similar
fates, most vacant dorms are
turning increasingly to more ag-
gressive marketing.
And some schools that are
still full are offering students
more to stay on campus, if on-
ly to keep their dorms as attrac-
tive as those on other
campuses.
Grimm notes the University
of Florida is establishing dor-
mitories with a strong academic
thrust: computers, quiet halls
and live-in faculty advisors.
In some cases, innovative
university administrators are
acting on their own initiative.
In others, they have no choice.
Norman, for example, has
developed a massive apartment
glut off campus, Pulliam points
Landlords are offering
range of inducements to attract
students, including a month's
Other forces worked to
undermine the university's
housing program. When the
state's minimum legal drinking
age rose to 21 last year, the
school was forced to issue cita-
tions for underage drinking in
the dorms.
We don't have the luxury of
saying we're not going to en-
force state law," Pulliam says.
The number of OU students
living on campus reached an
all-time high in 1982-83. Dor-
mitory enrollment has declined
by about 10 percent since then,
and school officials expect it to
go down again next year.
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For April/May Show-
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Inc. opens April 28 and con-
ies through June 9 in the
Museum's Main Gallery.
REGISTER NOW FOR 1st
SUMMER SESSION
Sign up for 1st Session NOW in
the Records Office during of-
fices hours and avoid the rush
on the first day, May 6. You
may register [he first day, but
after that there will be a late
fee.
To h? eligftrtc to register, you
must be accepted for Summer
School so make sure your reap-
plkation is in now.
Currently enrolled students
have been given the opportuni-
ty of requesting a specific ad-
viser for next year and of pro-
viding autobiographical infor-
mation for that advisor. Those
who have not yet returned these
information forms to the
Teaching Learning Center are
urged to do so right away.
Friday
April 26
Saturday
April 27
Monday
April 29
Friday
May 3
Saturday
May 4
Sunday
May 5
Vespers: Elder Fred Fuller, Jr.
Church: Pastor Wright
8:30 & 10:30 p.m.: Strawberry Fest.**
11:30 p.m.; Time.Change Celeb.*
Semester Exams Begin
9:00 a.m.: Graduation Rehearsal
8:00 p.m.: Consecration (church)
11:00 a.m.: Baccalaureate
7:30 p.m.: Nurses' Pinning
9:30 p.m.: Strawberry Festival*
10:00 a.m.: Commencement
*In the PE Center.
**On the Student Center porch.
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handmade baskets and quilts
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Please note that Tuesday's
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incorrect about the
May 4 showing of the
Strawberry Festival. It will be
in the P.E. Center and not in
Ackerman Auditorium.
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GRADUATES: You and your
families are invited to attend a
reception in Wright Hall im- ■ s
mediately following commence-
ment exercises Sunday, May 5 . §_ A.F.E
We look forward to welcoming
you to the Alumni Association.
of your
some revisions have occurred.
The "students" in S.A.F.E. has
been changed to "Southern" to
signify the unified involvement
of both staff and students in
reaching the goal of $3,000.
This money will go through
Adventist Development and
Relief Agency (ADRA) to
supply half the cost for the
drilling and equipping of a well
for drinking water. Using this
route will avoid many problems
of financial aid misuse by the
warring government of
Ethiopia.
Tables will be set up in both
^^ dorm lobbies and the cafeteria,
This Thursday 25th students staffed with friendly people to
opportunity to record your three-dollar dona-
Please check your rooms, your
bookshelves, your briefcase,
and your personal belongings
for any library book(s). If you
find any, come by the library
and settle your affairs with us
first before seeing Randy
White. Students with overdue
fines and/or overdue books are
having their exam passes held
until the books are returned
and all fines paid for.
Thank you,
A Chip Hicks
/ill have
donate money for Ethiopia
thorugh S.A.F.E. It will be
Charged to your cafeteria bill.
Tables will be set up in both
dormitories lobbies and in the
cafeteria.
tion. Students can charge this to
their I.D. cards, and staff can
charge it to their accounts.
Cash is also welcome. Take this
opportunity to give the gift of
life.
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of KODAK Film.
There's nothing worse than getting
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on hand, because you never know when a wonder-
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See us today for a complete selection of
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