Southern accent, Sept. 1989-Apr. 1990

Scplember 7, 1989

1 Southern's enrollment exceeds expectations

By Warren Downs

I liL- cnraUmcni of Souihem College
in the rise. Accoitling lo Dr. Green-
f. ihe Vice-presidenl for Academic
fiiirs. the sludeni increase is due lo a
couple of factors.

s pariiaHy resulianl from the many
[changes made in recruiting . Some of
it of publicizing the
> of attending
I Souihem College versus other Adventist
|insiilulions, increasing recruitment of
Advendsi students in non-Adventisl
high schools, and improving the struc-
ture and awareness of scholarship op-
I portunities.

r less understood component
of the increased enrollment is the admis-
sion of siud.enls on academic probation.
I These students either have a deficiency
in one or more areas, as determined by
the ACT exam, or have a poor high
school academic record (all of these
e final judgment of I

s for

Students ai

n his acceptance to Souihem College.

programs hope to insure the
of the students on academic
. In addition to limiting the
number of hours permitted, there is the
increased freshmen orientation, and stu-
dents may also take advantage of the
new counseling center and the tutorial

The justification for Ihe admission of

students on academic probation does not
come from the increased funds received
from tuition or from the prestige of
having more students. According to Dr.
Greenleaf, the justification comes from
ihepurposeofChristianeducaiion. The
purpose of Christian education is not
only academic but evangelical.

Dr. Greenleaf assures thai Ihe accep-
tance of students on academic probation
will in no way endanger Ihe school's
academic reputation as no student will
lints placed on him

Cafeteria, dorms crowded by new arrivals

By Tim Burrill

worried about crowding. Dean Hobbs. speaking of the
men's dorm remarked, "We only have 2 rooms left in

12:05. Lunchtime. As S.C. students begin lo form a

Talge Hall that are not in use. We were expecting a

long cafe line ihey set their books on shelves, on the

larger student body but not quite this large!".

floor, or on whatever stationary object offers its sur-

Thatcher Hall is facing a similar situation with locat-

face. Reluming siudenls may ask Ihemsclves if there

ing new residents. The Conference Center had to be

are more books in the lobby than in previous years, and

opened to students to accommodate an overflow of

ihean.sweris"YES!".

approximately 18 women.

The increased enrollment has been panially credited

For the past three years, enrollment at S.C. has

10 the dramatic growth in sludentscoming from outside

steadily risen. As of registration, Souihem's enroll-

the Southern Union. This year has seen an increase of

ment has increased to 1 ,403— that's 85 over last year!

49 of these students over last year.

This increase in students is making Ihe dean, a little

"This is a blessing from God. He is blessing us." said

Harvey Hillyer, S.A. Social Vice President, when
asked what he thought of the student growth said, "I
think it is terrific! Wiih more people, wecan have more

The number of full time students has risen by 100,
70'* for the Collegedale campus and 30% for Ihe
Orlando campus. Also, the percentage of female stu-
dents to male students is 53% to 47% respectively, with
increases in Elementary Education, Nursing (A.S.),
Biology. Social Work, and History majors.

Preliminary Fall 1989 Registration Statistics

Colleyedale Campus

Head Count
Number started
Number finished

Full-Time Equivalency

Hours EarnpH

1988

1241
1233

1989

1298
1291

1167

18,095

+ 19 Freshman +18 Transfer Siudenls
-8 Special Students 1 Southern Union
+49 U.S. Unions +8 Iniemaiionul Students
+39 Reluming and Former Students

+31 Caucasian +2 Blacks +14Hispanics
+ 10 Asians +1 American Indian

*37Me„

+21 Women

•nie ne«. and final, c
compiled as of the do

mparativc figures will be
c of Iwo weeks of classes.

By John Caskey _

"A mon can stand olmosl any-
thing except a succession of ordi-
nary days.'— Johann von
Goethe

On a recent, rainy afternoon
someone said to me. 'This place
sure is boring, I can't wait until
December.'

" What' s going to happen in De-
cember?' I asked,

"School will be out and I can go
home. I never get bored at

We hove all experienced bore-
dom at one time or another in our
lives, But, I imagine very few of us
have ever taken the time to con-
sider the cause of this creeping
malaise.

Strictly defined, boredom is the

state of being fired by repetition
or tediousness. To put if another
way. boredom is what hoppens

ond over and college is full of this
repetition.
College students go to the

3 the

fellow students and listen fc
some teacher teaching the
same subject on the same days
of the week for weeks on end. If
would seem all of us should be
victims of terminal ennui.

Why is it, then, that some of us
profess to be bored more fre-
quently than others? Theonswei
to this question requires a better
definition of boredom.

For me, the definition of bore-
dom is failure to take advantage
of the moment. We are all guilty

of this to some extent,
fake advantage of the moment
every time we wish we were
somewhere else or that the situ-
ation were different in the place
we happen tobe. Perhaps things
could be 'better" if conditions
were different: however, in dwell-
ing on our wishes for the future,
we rob ourselves of the present.
Albert Einstein said. "I never think
of the future, if comes soon
enough "

As Chfistions.
ture holds for us more joy than will
ever be possible here on earth.
Our actions in the present pre-
pare us for the future. But, God
did not put us on this earth to
torture us witti boredom. He In-
tends that we enjoy life to the
fullest. By living a full and exciting

1/ the fu-

about God's plan
for us. inis mokes taking advan-
tage of the present all the more
important. By failing to do so, we
may miss out on something God
had planned for us. Enjoy the
present. You will never have the
opportunity to enjoy if again.

So next time you ore tempted
to say. "Ttiere's nothing to do
here — I'm bored.' take a mo-
ment to ask yourself. "What is il
that I'm. missing out on light
now?' If you can't think of any-
thing, ask a friend. 'You will have
done something different (and
perhaps alleviated your bore-
dom)bysimplv asking, iffhisstrot-
egy doesn't help, ask your Friend
In Heaven. He has the answers
and con make your ordinary days
something e>ctraordinafy-

Bits and pieces

logue all 1

rarly iniheyear. I'v
le differences belwt

: decided lo iry H

Southern Q[

By David Denton

So. another year is upon us. Well, great! Welcome beloved Physical Education Faculty. Sieve Jaecks is
back, and all thai. Those of you who aie reluming newly slim and irim after a summer of physical fitness
students may have noticed some of thcchangesaround mania. Wedon'lhaveafullreport.buirumorhasitthai
campus this year. You new sludenLs probably don'i Mr. Jaecks wcighsjustabouthalfwhal he did last year
care. But since I could think of nothing else to write (Don't get mad. Jaecks. I said it was just a rumor).

In Talge hall. Dean Qualley demonstrated
his solution lo the problem of size. He built
a bigger office. Now.Idon'i see why there
should be any problem with a head dean of
Qualley's stature having an office he can be
comfonable in, it's just that 1 can't help
thinking of all those poor guys who live in
(lomi rooms that are half the size of Qual-
ley'soffice, I guess the guys can take con-
solation in the basketball court which Qual-
ley installed in his office. Now, when the
gym IS closed, they can pick up a game right

thing with that tacky 1
though.

Deans Maihis and Hobbs are :
ing newly refurbished offices (sa
last year's, however). In Dean Hobbs' of-
fice you'll find a nice map of Chattanooga
(circa 1865) and the faces of about 24Con-

Editor

John Caskey

Associate Editor

Laurie Ringer

Contributing
Editors

Pamela Draper
Sheiia Draper
Greg Parkhurst

Photo Editor

Sean Terretta

Sports Editor

Ben Keppler

Layout Editor

Chris Sepulveda

Julie Jacobs

Lifestyle Editor Advisor

Angel Echemendia Stan Hobbs

Member of the Associated Collegiate Press

federate and Union officers on his wall. Hobbs is
a Civil War enthusiast, and if you ask him, he'll be
glad to tell you all about the Battle of Chattanooga.
He can even name all of the officers pictured on his
wall. Impressive, huh?

There are reports that the fashion fairy visited
Happy Valley over the summer. No one saw her,
but according to sources, she visited the Beckett
home one night and replaced his old glasses with
a new pair of high fashion, plastic frame spec-
tacles, ll is still not known whether the old glasses
had bc«n placed under Mr. Beckett's pillow. The
reaction of the general public has been favora
My opinion is that Mr. Beckett and his new gla
really look sharp!

There's at least one new math teacher this >
I met him and his wife briefiy and learned that
is their first trip south. So all ya'tl folks drop in
say "howdy!" Ah'm shore it'll make "em feel right |

1 teachers

o some new joumalis
and a new history teacher whom I've not met. I've
heard good things about them, though.

One thing that has not changed, unfortunately, is
the rule prohibiting members of the opposite sex
from Talge and Thatcher lobbies after 8 p.m. But.
you know what they say, "The more thingschange,
the more they stay the same."

From The Archives

Collcgcdalr. 1

: Soutbcm Cotlrge, S0ii/fc<j

30 Years Ago

Hea(jline: Enrollment Hits An All

Time High In SMC's 1959-60

Registration

On Monday September 7. the Annuual
college registration program began for
old and transfer students of Southern
Missionary College for tl
year 1959-1960; the program
through Tuesday and ended Wednesday.
September 9, with the largest
enrollment figures in the history of the

15 Years Ago

Headline: Talge Hall Gets New

Bathrooms On Each Roor

Even though

figures do
nclude the students presently
iged on the Orlando, Florida
pus of the Division of Nursing, the
number enrolled is 550. or 575
the nursing studer>ls included

floor has a bathroonn with
le and modem showers. The
taring completion on tfiis work

10 years ago

Headline: $10 Million Lawsuit Against

SMC Dismissed

injuries was playt
policy, U.S. Distri
Monday dismissE
lawsuit against tl

Improvements seen in Men's Residence Hail

By Mark Trenchard

Tjige Hall is once again echoing with the sounds of
saws, hammers, and painl brushes. Rcnovaiions (his
year include the dean's offices, a new kitchen, and ihe
vending machine room. The remodeling ofHead Dean
Ron Quatley's office is Ihe most of ihe dorm improve-

Lasl spring Ihe engineering depanmeni removed a
wall between Dean Qualley's former office and an
adjacent room transforming ihe previously minule
space into a spacious room. The room was left useless
all. summeruniil a new carpel was installed lastSunday.
Dean Qualley did Ihe painling and much of Ihe other
work himself. Despite Ihe long wait, dorm residents are
enthusiastic about the changes taking place in the Head
Dean's office. Resident Assistant, John Sager said the
new expanded office will provide a proper place to hold
staff meetings and "more room for guys lo come in and
gel to know the dean better." Except for the electrical
work in Dean Hobbs' office that remains unfinished,
the other offices are now coplete thanks to the efforts of
the deans themselves.

The yel-to-be-completed kitchen room located in the
basement of Talge Hall replaces the old appliances that
used to be in what is now the vending machine room.
The new kitchen area contains a large double sink, a

Dean Qualley, conducting t

for the move is that Dean Qually is "s
plentyofcounterandtablespace. It smelling people's burnt offerings" in the lobby.
bolted down microwave which was The vending machine room is now larger d

n during the fourth sum

New faculty members welcomed to Soutliern

Itv Kichaid Mtir|>h>

The students and faculty here at Southern College
have always welcomed new teachers on campus with
open heans. This year is no exception.

The Depanmeni of Journalism has is welcoming
three new staff members. Among them is Dr. Lynn
Sauls, the new Department head for Journalism. A
graduate of Andrew's University, he currently holds a
Ph.D. from the University of Iowa, a masters degree
from Peabody College of Vanderbilt University, and a

Renovation of
Student Center
nearly complete

By Adrienne Pabney

B.A. from yours truly. Southern College. In hi;
"I'd like to be treated like a college Junior, liki
the crowd." With Dr, Saul's open friendlin
abundant experience,

Last, but not
tory department
Christianity. He

successful leaderof our Journalism department.

Pamela Maize Harris also has long history of report-
ing and journalism experience. Counted by all of hei
past employers as "die best in our employ". Pamela is
sure to be a credit to this department and a valued understand
member of our collegiate staff.

Volker R. Henning, also joining S.C.'s journalism

/ords. depanmeni as Assistant Professor, is experienced in

)neof photography. Audio, and Video productions. As a

s and first-class photography and visual arts instructor, he

be a will no doubt be an assest to the department.

Douglas Morgan, the new His-
er. specializes in the History of
up his philosophy thusly. "If we
mportance of history, wecannot

importance of today."

Does something look diffcrcntin the Student Center?
Isn't something strange going on in there? Hasn't the
appearance of the Student Center changed? Students
are asking about Ihe Studeni Center, Several changes
have been made in the parlor, the game room, the
parlor, ihe game room, and the Student Association
offices.

At the end of last school year, the parlor was re-
carpeted and the sofas and chairs were re-apolstered.
This summer, a game room, formerly the workroom of
Ihe Strawberry Festival, was the major sight of recon-
struciion. The blinds, painl, pictures, and planis have
all been changed, and according to Beth Malgadey. a
pool table, ping-pong tables, and air hockey game are
all soon to come.

The latest change in the Student Center has been Ihe
relocation of the Student Association offices. The S.A,
offices are now divided into two separate parts. The
president, secretary, and Ihe treasurer are in one office.
The Joker (which isn't an all year activity), executive
vice-president, social vice-president, parliamentarian,
and public relationsroomsarc in theoiherofficc. They
fomieriy worked out of one office with all of our other
Mudent affairs officers, and they crowded each other.
Thcsechanges were made so Ihe S.A, officers can serve
the students belter. Take advantage of this by visiting

the Deaconess Lecture Series

September 12,1989

12:00 Noon

) Southern College Banquet Room

Speaker: Betty Garver

Betty Garver, M.S.N. , Referral Development Coordinotof at HCA Vallev Hospital in

Ctiattonooga. began studying ttie positive effects of laughter in tiealing almost tO

years ago. She will describe the physiology of laughter and explain the psychological

benefits of humor, An experienced nurse. Mrs. Garver served as Associate Professor of

tulentol Health Nursing at Southern College from 1977 to 1987

Investment in SO education maltes sense

Maybe "bargain" i

By Ginger Bromme

: last word you would think of Walla Walla

to describe Souihem— but think again. According to a ^iianijc Union

cost analysis comparing Souihem College with eight ^^ s\ena

other SDA colleges in Ihe U.S., Southern College has Andrews University
the LOWEST toUl for tuition, room and board.
Il'sinic. The following chart lists the totals from the -p^jj^

511,406

mosi economical t(
SCHOOL

•most expensive.
TOTAL DIFFERENCE

This is not even taking i
thesecolleges have additional fees that are nc

in Iheabove totals. Southemdoes not have ai
added fees.
Southern College is the best buy for your

An interview with Dr. Donald Sahly

By Sheila Draper

ACCENT Contrlbtfting Editor

August 31, 1989

start using the building. I hope
it completed by Alumni Wee
Secondly, I would like to co
making improvements
and ladies' donnitorie

We i

Good aftefnoon. Dr. Sahly. Thank
you for taking time to answer a few
questions for the ACCENT, It looks
like things are off to a pretty good
startthisschoolyear. Thebignewsis

How do you feel about this?

2 Center as they did ir
those days as dormitory space, wt
would probably have no difficulty ac
commodating 1600 students in the

the I

students you I

the

things you can accomplish during the
school year. We have some projects
that definitely need to be accom-
plished. We need some repairs done
on this campus, particularly in the dor-
mitories. We're using rooms that we
haven't used for several years. Those
rooms need refurbishing. They need
carpet. They

things. The income from the addi-
tional students provides a means to
accomplish these things, not just the
dorms, but also equipment for labora-
tories and classroom facilities and so
on. We can begin to look forward
positively lo accomplishing some
things as we did last year. As you
know last year we totally refurtiished
Summerour Hall and we need to look
'■ nursing building and other

nity. That's not going to happen right
away, but the capacity of the institu-
tion is probably an enrollment of
2.000, We would really be crowded
at that pace. There would not be any
more room available.

Do ]

The demographic data that the De-
partment of Education produces indi-
cates a decline in the pool of 17-to-
18-yearHDlds, the high school gradu-
ates. Across the nation, starting in
1991-94 or '95. there's supposed to
be a three-year dip. However, the
Southeastern United States is grow-
ing rapidly. The population is in
transition. The North and the Mid-
west are moving to the Southeast
are. So we have a chance of riding
through that slump without feeling
the significant decline that well be
felt elsewhere. However, there's no
question that some of ou
showing i

places and I don't know if we can
make it through the year without
seeing some significant problems.
So we're looking to see how much
it's going to cost to redecorated,
I'm not sure if we'll do it this year,
but at least it's on our agenda.
We're also talking about purchas-

a 1966 or '67 model. It's small

one. So there'salot of things that
we're looking at, and we'll try to
keep the paper informed so you
can inform the student body as we
decide to move ahead on these

We need to tell all the good
things that we can. Do you have
any major changes in mind as far
as policies or rules?

There have been no real signifi-
cant policy changes from 1st year
to this year. The dormitory rules,
the dress codes, and so on have
significantly at

1. In fact, I don't
langes myself—

sthis

tinue to improve the campus.

How much Is enTollment u|
last year?

We don't have a final figu
cause we don't finalize
until the end of the week. The final
count last year was 1326 students.
We're still building toward a final
number but it's presently at about
1410 students, which is an increase
of 84. I understand that there were
about 12 more students, who have
registered since registration, so we
would be up to about 96 more stu-
dents than last year. We atso have
more full-time students and fewer

■ full-ti

students coming from outside of the
Southern Union and that's where
we'reshowingourbiggestgains. The
closing day of enrollment, we had 49
more students from outside the
Southern Union than we had last
year, I think students from other
places are finding this an attractive
college, mainly because we have
several things going for us. First of

; in Berrien Spnngs or Bos-

think these two factors have at-
tracted students in the past few

we're working on. One is to see t
completion of (he Lynn Wood H

I think so. It seems like things
are going well. I was impressed
today when we went to assembly,
I was told that there were 1.200
chairs on the floor and I counted
nearly 100 students standing in
theback. Thafsagoodstartwhen
we have about 1500-f students on
campus, including part-time and

some have work programs and
other things where they're ex-
cused from assembly attendance.
Another area of interest is the
cafeteria, I was told that 700
students showed up for supper on
Tuesday night after registration.
That's the largest supper group in
the cafeteha in along time. All
these things make for a good stu-
dent body and a good school year.

Along a different line, how do you
see Southern wtth other colleges in
terms of student finances?

with the e)rtras
registering, it looks like it may get up
to 105 or even a little beyond that.

What Is the total enrollment ca-
pacity of the college? How many
students do we have room for?

Well. I understand that historically.

and fresh I

and we're pleased

least able to get the

j during campmeelings

applications tan we had last year and

However, students often apply to
more than one college — sometimes
three or four more — to see which
college offers the best scholarships
and the best financial aid packages.
That directs them, so we always know
we have more applications that ac-
tual students coming. Most of the
other colleges are reporting that they

e applic

a year ago, and they're anticipating
some modest increases as well- As
Dr. Barrows, who heads the Admis-
sions program, says, you always
iplefistfulsof Rolaids
those days because you just
know how it's going to turn out,
really pleased and think that
aositive program.

on similar to ours although they
ven't had registration yet. We went
0 registration with about 280 more

In looking at the Hnancial state-
ments, which all college business
managers and presidents share from
month to month and year to year, we
s happening

PUC.

the .

schools. We had a good year last
year. We had an increase in enroll-
ment and we kept our budget as tight
as we could, so the school showed a
small net gain. However, we have
some debts to pay. When they built
the dorms back in the late 70s and
Brock Hall in the early 80s, they took
mortgages on them and so we have a
2.5 million dollar debt. A sizable por-
tion of our net gain that we gel from

ancing a budget because of smaller
income and greater debts. However,
when I look at Southwestern's finan-

buildings like we have. Financially,
they're quite stable as well, though
they have a much smaller program
and a much smaller school. We at
Southern feel very comfortable in that
we have a good enrollment, and our
debt load is moderate and we're able
to manage well with the finances we

you're going

the Church of God college, we have
about the same enrollment but they
only offer 20 majors. Instead of
having 130 faculty as we do, they
teach those 20 majors with only 75.
That gives them more financial stabil-
ity. Our weakness is that we try to

complish so much with what we've
got and that kind of puts us in a
stretch all the time. We talk upenroll-
ment and solid budget but we always
ike a rubber

Department shows that perhaps c
much as 20-25% of the Adventi:
church is using alcohol to some e
tent. That'saproblemforthechurcl

f that

it's a long-standing principle that we
don't use it, obviously a percentage
of those families are sending their
young people here. So we have a
group of young people on campus

And t

. Our

year to year helps to liquidate those
debts. The other colleges around the
circle have borrowed more heavily

heavier, some significantly. In that
regard, we find ourselves m a little
better picture in terms of financial
stability. Our student body carries a
smaller debt load than some other
colleges. I understand that Union
Collegeha

applies with the drug s
church is facing the reality of that
problem. Howdowedeal with that in
our Advenlist culture and our Advent-
ist society when we have a health
principle that says we abstain? How

caught with the problem? Sending
them away from school doesn't solve
the problem, it just puts it elsewhere.

edoh

odealw

De and a good c
A-ith. The most (

citing thing for

frst V

That's tfue. Now, you were a mis-
sionary in Singapore for some time.
We as Adventists always consider
the world our mission field. How do
you see Southern as a "mission
Held"?

vingh

; the

returning, and getting things
wound up and ready to go. I really
enjoy the first few weeks of school.
After that, it gets really busy and 1
have committees and meetings to
attend, both on and off campus,
and things really speed up. but the
first few weeks are really ep(citing.
I like graduation, too, because it's
wonderful to see kids who have
worked hard and studied hard fin-
ishupandsucceed, Thefirstweek
and the last week are always the
best. The middle weeks go by at a
speed you don't even like to calcu-

li does go by in a sort of blur.
What do you think is Southern's
greatest strength?

have a great faculty, but if we

wouldn't have the faculty. Three
years ago. when I cam here, we
were down to 1,100 students and
we had to let some faculty go —
some very good faculty. If the
students are satisfied and happy
and the enrollment numbers are
increasing, you can build pro-
grams and add faculty and you
build the strength. The assets of
nay college aren't the buildings or
the campuses but really in the stu-
dents and the faculty. These are
the things we've got going for i

IS all about. It's providing man with a
way out of the predicament that he's
in. It doesn't matter if you're in Sin-
gapore or Bangkok or China or South-
ern College. The thingthat's different
is the standard of living, the cultural
environment that you find yourself in.
However, there's as much need to do
good and to help others right here at
Southern College as there is in Africa.
There are as many people in need

here whose backgrounds, homes.

situation as you will find anywhere
else in the world. They have plenty of
clothesandthey'renotstarving. The
problems are different, but the need
is still there. It's an Inside need, the
human need. It really doesn't make
that big a differ
is the cultural
yourself in, but the mission is th
same. That is to teach young peopit
whether they're Singaporians c

be an Advenlist, what it means to b
a child of God and what the plan c
salvation can mean in their own live

That's the rr

This is not a i

the Adventist lifestyle is and how it
should be lived in all aspects: spiri-
tual, social, health, professional, and
soon, Wedon'thavethefacilitiesto

has a real problem, we try to help
them get the assistance they need.
It's probably not the best solution to
the problem, but it's the best solution
we can find in dealing with what we
have. It's a financial situation.
Should we provide rehabilitation?
Who's going to pay the bill? It's not
part of the educational process.
Should every student be required to
pay more money so we can hire pro-
fessional drug counselors? fwly think-

ing h

The

lot caught up in that
problem should not have to pay to
solve It. If we hire counselors, they
become our expense and they've got
tobepaidwith part ofthe budget. We
focus on teaching, and the rehabilita-
tion is going to have to be done

r you go.

it faculty.

On the other hand, what do you
see as Southern's neatest weak-

•s trv ti

and they have about 500-
iOO students to carry that. Obvi-
lusly, they have a tougher time bal-

I think our ereatest weakness is the
fact that w

much. A college trying
date 1,550 students can sometimes
try to do too much. TO have 31 or 32
different majors and degrees to sat-
isfyeverybodyisarealstruggle. Com-
pared to our neighbor, Lee College.

Right now. many Adventist feel
that the youth of the church are In
trouble. From what you've seen on
this campus, how do you view that
ottservatfon?

I wouldn't say that the youth of this
church are in trouble, but I think that
the Adventist Church is facing some
problems and looking at some statis-
tics that it hasn't dealt with before.
The use o! drugs and alcohol is be-
coming a significant problem in the
church. A recent survey from the An-

myself included, going door-tcnJoor,
visiting families and recruiting. More
applications came in than we antici-
pated. We have a good student body
arrive on campus and the numbers all
lookgood. Thefacuityhadagoodcol-
loquium and some inspirational
meetings. We recognized some fac-
ulty for t

sense among the students,
happy to be here and hope
everyone else is as well.

b

Two out for the price of one?

Unusual base ninninn stralagies are exibited during recent girh softbaU game.

Ben Keppler, sports edi-
tor, lists his predictions
for the outcome of some
major sporting events:

Dark Horse: Anyoi

!. Buffalo 1, Minnesota

2, Housion 2. Los Angeles

3. Cincinatli 3. Chicago

I.NoUeDame

2. Michigan

3. Aubum

Dark Horse: Miami

Softball facilities improved

By Steve Watson

Ifanyonehasbe

n down to tht

b

fields lately, he ha.

probably no

d h

large gray building

centered at thi

the two fields. Those students v

here last year may

remember tht

b ok n

down shed that we

called our ci

upm n

room, and will realize this new bi

a very big improvement- The old

hardly big enough for our equipm

TTi

new building now

holds a rid

g n

mower, spons equipment, a co

stand and rcsDxion

s. Thai's righ N

longer will people

avc to run to

h VM

at a crucial point i

n the game to

use the

restroom. The co

cession stan(

w be

open during most g

ames and wil

pro de

soda, candy bars.

and chips fo

hungry

players and spectators. The build ng was
donated by Byron DeFoor of DeFoo
Developments, with the primary goal of
enhancing the Little League Baseba pro-
gram and the college intramural p ogram j
This new building will prove to be a grea
asset 10 the playing fields.

ThisyeartheAll-NightSoftbal Touma '
ment will feature new electron sco c
boards. These new scoreboards dona ed
by Coca-Cola of Chattanooga, ha been
positioned at the meeting point o h
fields. So, when one wants to k
score, all he has to do is look out i
left field (depending on which g
waiching).andgetallofthein(orr

For the home-run hitlers, there are new
distance markers on each field. These
larger and brighiersigns will enable one to
discoverjust how far hecan really hiu New
and improved signs have also been added
to the backstops.

Another
An 80 foot fence

SPORTS BRIEFS

VOLLEYBALL

If you like to play volleyball, a net
will be up every evening in the
gym. Ifoneisnotup.justaskone
of the P.E. teachers (Steve Jaecks,
Phi! Graver, and Ted Evans) and
they will be glad to provide one.
Come on out and play!

P.E. CENTER ACTIVITIES

The schedule for P.E. Center ac-
tivities is up in the gym. Drop by
and have a look or call the gym lo
find out what is going on. New
this year are badminton and ping-
pong Monday's and Wednes-
day's from 8:(K) pm lo 10:(W,

Panicipation in the intramural
Softball leagues is up considera-
bly from last year. This year 15

teams are competing. This is up
from 12 and 4 respectively last
year. ■Tmreallypleasedwiihlhc
participation level thisyear," said
Steve Jaecks, intramural director.
He continued by saying, "We've
gotten off lo a good start and ii
looks like we will have a very
competitive AJi-Night softball

As die Soflbat! season is just get-
ting underway.there are no stand-
ings to report as yet However,
our photogrphers have captured
some of the early action on film.

Audition applications for the Destiny Drama Company are now available ai the Thatcher Hal
reception desk, the Talge Hall from desk, the siudeni Cenier, and ihe Chaplain's Office.

All Souihem College students with an interest in creative Christian theatrics are invited to fill oui ai
application, turn it in to the Chaplain'sOffice, and prepare for the auditions which win be held Sepiembc
14, 15 and 17 in Lynn Wood Audilorium.

Audition appointments can be made, after completing the application, by visiting or calling thi
Chaplain's Office, 238-2787.

The Destiny DramaCompany is a Souihem College's Christian drama troupe which performs for hid
schools, youth rallies, and colleges throughout the Southeastern United States. They strive to portray thi
power, pertinence, and personality of Jesus Christ and His gospel.

For more information regarding the Destiny Drama Company, call the CARE office. 238-2724, a
Allan Manin, Student Director, 238-3033.

C.A.B.L

Comer

Camping Club
Biking Club

Track and Running Club
Skj Club

Weight-Lifting Club
Swimming Club
Scuba Club
Souihem Spelunkers
Triathlon Cub

Keith Nelson, Kyle Selby

Bobby Young

Jeremy Pcitit. Angela Dob i as

Matt Kroeger

Chris ViUani. Reggie Hoiton

Ruth Gifford. Angela Dobias

Danny LaFare, Sandy Railz

Stan Dobias. Brian Bergherm

Chris Mitchei. Bob Benge

Richard Moody. Tun Prusia

Need Help!

C.A.BX Fact

A new Gallop poll found that 32% of adult kii
cholesterol Icvel-up from 17% a year ago.

Coming up:
Triathalon

Sept.24

CARE 1989-90: Setting our sights on the Savior

CARE

ThisiswhatSouthemColIegeisall

September 7-10 will bring the
chance for everyone to get involved

in an activity that will draw him
closer to God. and others, as well as
promoting physical fun and fitness.
There will be something for every-

This year, S.C's theme is "Setting
Our Sights on the Savior." Com-
mittment Weekend will introduce

Thursday, September 7, will begin
Committment Weekend, sponsored
by CARE (Collegiate Advenlists
Reaching Everyone). Ted Wick J'ill
be the speaker for chapel, Friday
night vespers, and the chruch service.

Sabbath morning (7:30) students

will meet in front of the Student Center
and hike through the woods, renaming in
time for Sabbath School In the gym.
CARE will present its programs during
Sabbath School and give students the
chance to sign-up. Sabbath aftemoon
activities will include Sunshine Bands at
2:30 and at 6:00 p.m. and a lawn concert

For those who enjoy a big Sunday
morning breakfast, or Just socializing,
there will be a Pancake Breakfast in
Student Park from 9:00-1 1 :00 a.m.

Southern College is not the only par-
ticipant in Committment Weekend,
Sabbath. September 9, is a Union-wide
Prayer Day. Through the coordination
of CARE, Sabbath Schools throughout
the Southern Union will join in this
special day, praying for the continuing
spiritual growth at SC. This will be a

efor

3 focus on Christ,

Septmember 9. Prayer Day, is the
most important part of Committment
Weekend. In order to "set our sights on
the Savior." God must be placed num-
ber One and through prayer SC will ask
[he Holy Spirit to guide. From sunset to
sunset, someone will pray every hour.
Students can sign-up to participate in
this activity (more information will be
posted).

Committment Weekend is only one
of the many programs sponsored by
CARE. Therearethreemaindivisions:
Campus Ministries, C.A.B.L. (Colle-
giate Advenlists for Belter Living), and
C.M.C. (Collegiate Missions Club).

Ed Santana is in charge of Campus
Ministries an organization with more
than 35 programs. A few of these in-
clude Adopt a Grandparent, Bible
Marking and Study Programs. Big
Brother/Big Sisier, Clown Ministry.

E>esiiny. Soup Kitchens, and Story Hour.
Three programs developed for this year
are Morning Group Worship, (Project
Overcoat, and Silverdale GED.

C.A.B.L., headed by Stan Dobias. will
encourage students to live better lives.
They will sponsor many athletic clubs
such as camping, caving, scuba, and run-
ning. It will also be involved with Blood
Assurance and Drag Awareness.

Students interseted in the Student
Missionary program will want to contact
CMC's leader Kyle Robinson.
CM.C's activities will include a retreat
and a Spring Break mission trip to Hon-

CARE has organized its 1989-90 pro-
gram to fit the personal interest of each
student at SC, There is something for
everyone and Committment Weekend
will be the time to become involved with

S.A. soars into a new year with annual mixer

On the night of September 2. a differ-
ent kind of party, the S A Mixer was held,
[t was achance for all students to mix and

1 flying

e party, t

a plastic bag donated by a major airiine,
and a Little Debbie as ihcy entered the
gym via a simulated runway.

The first portion of the evening's cn-
tenaininent was short, but well planned
slide presentation. The humorous narra-
tion and the upbeat soundtrack helped

Then came the mining. Each person
received a sheet of paper which listed
different characteristics. They were en-
couraged to find people with character-

istics matching those on the lisL There Waiting for the balloons to fall.

was mass chaos as everyone rushed to

find people with holes in their socks, colored contact lenses, and bad breath.

While everyone collected new friends, some collected wonderful prizes as well
Nexton the agenda was Ihe raffie. About half of the tickeinumberscallcddidn"ihav€
a matching ticket, so it was one of the slower moments, but the pent up energy soor

found release during the balloon drop.

As the money-filled balloons came
down. Ihe confusion was unbelievable.
It could have been a slam-dancing scene
in a punk rock concert, or a soccer game
in England. But in reality, it was just a
bunch of college students crushing each
other, trying to get enough money to do
their first (and well overdue) load of
laundry.

As the confusion died down and a
semblance of order was restored, the
Mixers weredirecied to the field, were an
attempted aerial candy bombardment
awaited. Afterwards, refreshments were
served. Students, teachers and insects
congregated around the food-laden

I old ;

friends.

The Grand Finale of the nig
fireworks display set to patriotic
and songs. Flashes of red, whi

h laundry money, but everyone left with good n

Southern lifestyle

r- Viewpoints

Why did you choose Southern College over all the other
Adventist Colleges

Ufestjjle editor Angel Echemendia asked collegians this questic

Geoff Blomeley

SO Accounting
Columbus. NC
"ll is closer to home.
cheaper than the other
Adventist Colleges, and
they offered me a good

JR Religion-Business

Wilson. NC

"I transferred here from

tie cause
Southern was bigger and
closer to home. Once here,
1 found Southern a better
college all around."

Tammy Gray

FR Nursing
St. Petersburg, FL
"Because I feel like it
will help me develop my
relationship ".vilh Gog and
I had to be with

Erin Tyner

JR Religon
Marlinsbur. WV
"Time for a change...! had
lot's of friends at Sc who
said they loued it here."

Yvette Norcott

JR English

Laurel, MD

"It's a beutlful campus

and Tm excited about

meeting new people"

de la Pena

Colander

Upcoming Events:

September 8- 10 College Com-
mitment Weekend

Septemtjer 9 Humanities Film,
'Chariots of Rre"
Named Best Rim of 1981
8:30 p.m, Lynn Wood Hall

September 9-10 Sequoyo Cav-
erns Arts 8c Crafts Festival
Trenton, Georgia 10-6 Dally
Featuring Crafts, Food and Music

September 13 Care Day

September 16 Film 'A Cry in tti

Dari<"

8:30 p,m. P.E. Center

September 20 SA Pep Day

Promoting a Stiarper image
Guys: Wear a Tie
Girls: Dress Up

Any Day: Point Park, Lookout

Mountain

Bring change for the Parking

Meters.

Ctiottanooga Audubon Society

Audubon Acres/Elise Chapin

Sanctuary

Hiking, Indian Cabins, Suspened

Bridge

Admission: 50 cents

Call 892-1499 for details.

Hair Designers

thinks
S.C. Students are Special

Student Discount Day is Wednesdays

Guy's Cut-Reg $8:00-$5:00
Girl's Cut- Reg $10:00-$7:00

Wednesdays Only

396-2600
College Plaza

College Rep Wanted to distribute "Student R$ate"
Subscription cards at this campus. Good income. For

more information and application write to

COLLIGIATE MARKETING SERVICES,303 W.

Center Ave. Morseville, NC 281115

707/663-0963

Earn money $$$$ Sell Ads for the

Accent. CallExt.2721 or see us

personally for more details.

Speeding expensive in more ways than one

By Jo-Anne E. Stevenson

On the opposite side of the road, a deep blue 1985
Honda Prelude lay in the gutter. As it had swung out
of control, the car rolled and with a brief hesitation,
rested on its roof. When all was silent, the driver
unleashed himself from his seaibeit. With enormous
effon he pulled himself out of the car through the open
sunroof.. .and passed out.

This is the story which Jason Rivera, a freshman ai
Southern College, will tell you. He will tell you that
ihe loose gravel on the side of the road was partly
responsible for his accident. But, he will also tell you
that he was speeding as he turned the curve that day.

Rivera, is probably only one of the many who speed
on the rural roads of Collegedale every day. Every
licensed driver has read or heard about the dangers of
speeding. But how do drivers act on the information
they recieve? Authorities have posted speed limits to
remind them. Yet, even with the clearly posted speed
limits on both rural roads and major highways, speed-
ing remains a problem.

Statistics tell us that speeding is the biggest factor in
fatal accidents throughout Tennessee. Other research
shows that your chances of being involved in an
accident are much greater when your speed exceeds

the posted speed limit; hov
ings

Asa result of Rivera's ai
hospital with five stitches
and multiple scrapes. Heal

ds reckless driving and $41 in court costs.

V heed these warn- Martha tZasler from the City Hall said speeders in

ihe Collegedale area are watched carefully, and the

dent, he spent the night in penalities are "strictly enforced."

his head, a broken wrist. Author, Henry Gregor Fclson said, "When you

facedcourt,a$40 fine for underslandandrespectthe limitations ofa situation that

has no visible or legal limit, yi
a good driver in every sense o
will keepall the public and pri'
in you when you get behind it

we become safe drivers. Are

can regard yourself as
leword. For then you
e faiths that areplaced

VOTE! STUDENT SENATE ELECTIONS TODAY!

By Andrea Nicholson

e of students needs to be anend, will b

E sludent

Mixing, mingling, and a lot of talking about South- _

em College politics was the scene in Room 336 of "Jhc Senate was flOt USed tO itsfull

Brock Hall, Monday night, ^^P^'^'J^^;^|^';*';^'^'^^^j potential in the past. I have a burden

naie positions. to make it succeed." -Kroll

n running for student senate positions.

Tim Kroll, S.A. executive vice president, brought
:he meeting to order shortly after 8:30 p.m., and gave
iome background on the role of the senate. He men-

K.R. Davis followed KroH's remarks witl

view of the senate's responsi

requires a lot of tim
expected to make frequent

urged poten-
that being a senator
Senators are

Next, Carlos Romero, who serve
senate last school year, exprssed his desire to see this
year's senate function as a team. "I invite all of you to
run and see what you can do. The need is out there. We
have a chance to be more active than in years past," he
said. Romero spoke of the senate as "not just a social
club, but a functioning body to belter the campus and
deal with student concerns."

Craig Lastine, S.A. president, spoke next, exprssing
his pesonal view of the senate. Likening it to a circle

"Ifyoudon't want 10 see things happen, and if you
dont want to see things change at SC, then don't nil
out that petition," Lastine told the students.

Kroll closed the meeting by sharing his goals for the
senate and reviewing the senate election campaign
packet that each prospective senator received. He
called attention to die increase in the number of pre-
cincts from 16 to 20. including 2 new village precincts.
He explained that each one represents 5% of the total
student body.

According to Kroll, candidates don't have to reside
in Ihe precincts they run for. "But guys, I'm sorry to
have to tell you that you can't run for those Thatcher

Thee

Thoughts: early
Wednesday morning

"Ourli

By John Caskey
e wha[ our thougtils make them." - Marcus A

Bits and Pieces

An Open Letter to the Phillip
Morris Tobacco Company

"I jusi can'i get that song out of my head." said my friend as she
dabbled with her homework. "I heard it on ihe radio this moniing
and ii's been buzzing around in my brain ever since." Have you
ever experienced this phenomenon?

The brain is a marvclously complex organ ihat controls every
aspect of our lives from life sustaining respiration and circulation
10 flawlessly executing Beeihoven concenos and double plays on
ihe Softball field. The brain is also a vast biological siorehouse of
information. Iicaialogs each momenl of our lifetime, and uses this
information lo choose the best possible course of acUon in a given

Many of ihe functions of our brain are beyond our conscious
conlrol. It's normal processes can be disturbed by the most
mundane outside influences: chemicals in our food, the weather.
the mess in our dorm rooms, the changing seasons. We cannot
regulate the secretions of our hypothalamus lo voluntarily raise or
lower our blood pressure. Some of us even snore in our sleep! We
can, however, regulate our altitudes and the data diat we provide for
our brains' decision making processes.

The information we provide our brains determines the way we
think. The way we think determines the way we live. Keep track
of what you put in your vast biological storehouse. You may find
that it is easier lo pul things in than to get Ihem back out.

Southern nOMIin Accent

Dear Philip Morris:

Jusi wanted to drop you a
thanks for the special offer 1

Editor

John Caskey

Associate Editor

Laurie Ringer

Cntrlbutins
Editors

Pamela [>raper
Sheila Draper
Greg Paikhurst

Photo Edttor

Sean Terretta

Lifestyle Editor

Angel Echemendia

Sports Editor

Ben Keppler

Layout Editor

Chris Sepulveda

Advisor

Stan Hobbs

Word Procesdng

Heavier Wise

Member of the Associated Collegiate Press

L OpinkiiB cxprecEEd in Uh Soadmn A

Cottcgc Ibe ScvrathHlij A

•s of tlu edlion, SootiKro

UHlphDntmiiD]

I expect people will certainly be excited by
this new cigarette product you've developed.
After all, what could be more enjoyable than a
cigarelie thai produces much less smoke than
[he average cigaretle? Truly, this innovation
will shake Ihe tobacco world.

I am sorry to lell you, however, thai my
mother will nol be taking you up on your offer
of a free sample of this new cigarette. She has
given up the enjoyable pasttime of smoking,
and I don't think she's going to be interested in
taking the habit up again in the near future.

By die way, I'd like tocongralulate you on die
fine magazine you send to my mailbox every
month or so. ll is truly heartening to know that
there is a company out there which cares about
its customers enough to stay in touch with them.
Your magazine keeps mc informed of all that's
going on in the nation affecting smokers (and
former smokers, like my mom).

For example, it was encouraging lo read how,
as a tobacco company, you are standing up for

Letters To The Editor

Congratulations

September II, 1989 want lo let you know how year, and I w
miuch I appreciate the positve

1 want to congratulate you on upbeat that rings from the pa- the positive spint in

your recent edition of the per. I do not say this just be- em College.

"Southern Accent." It it Duly cause you featured me in the

one of the most positive edi- center spread, but the enUi^ Sincerely yours.

tions of the "Accent" thai have edition was filled with positive

come up in my time here a articles and coinmenis about a Donald R. Sahly

Southern College. Therefore, I great beginning of the school President

the rights of smokers. I really can't understand
how some of those left-wing liberals in Con-
gress could accuse a company of your magna-
nimity of being self-serving. I'm convinced that
the faci that you produce tobacco products is
totally unrelated to your efforts on behalf of the

I'd like lo pass along best wishes from my
mother, bui I can'i. She's dead. She died last
December, just before Christmas.

You'll be pleased to know. I'm sure, that up
until a month or so before her deaih she was a
loyal customer. Forty years and who knows
how many cigarettes.

Ididn'tmeanlobrag. Ijust thought you'd like
to honor her or something, maybe put a plaque
with her name on it in your Smokers Hall of

"Lois Jean Denton," that's how her name is
written, if you are interested. Thai's how a\
wriiten on her death dertificale, too, along with
the cause of death: lung cancer.

If you decide not to give her a plaque, that's all
right, iunderstand, But,ifIcould,rdliketoask
one favor. Please stop sending me your maga-
zine— I don' t smoke, and mom doesn't read, not
anymore.

m

Consistency Needed

imcs these rules are only par-
ially enforced. Astudentcame

o class one day wearing a pair
j{ shorts, and ihe teacher im-
mediately reminded her of the
10 shorts 10 class rule. That
>ame student has come to class

The student handbook
probably does nol say anything
about caffeine. The cafeteria
does not serve Coca Cola be-
cause of Ihe caffeine it con-
tains, but it serves chocolate
pies, chocolate cake, and oiher

caffein

stances. The Village Market
does not sell Coca Cola either,
probably sharing the cafete-
ria's reason. Interestingly
enough, one can purchase
Vivarin, an

medication, which contains
caffeine equivalent to the
amount in two cups of coffee.
I do not propose an amend-
ment lo the dress code which
would allow students to wear
minis and shorts, and 1 am not
encouraging the cafeteria to rid
itself of all caffeine containing
substances. Imerely think ilis
time for the students and fac-
ulty to be consistent.

Reggie Morton

From The Achives

25 years ago

Headline: Committee of 100 Breaks Ground for New

P.E. Center

39 years ago

Headline: Accreditation Gained For Southern

Missionary College

Calvin Hill

Calvin Hill, former Tirsl round drafl pick
of the Dallas Cowboys, will be the
speaker al the special 10:30 assembly,
Octobers. 1989. Hilt's degree in his-
tory from Yale University isproof of his
desire for excellence — his thirteen
years of pro football demonstrate his
determined drive for sucess. Hill proved
thai even an Ivy Leaguer could become
Rookie of the Year or win two Super-
bowls, Now. he has condensed his
experiences in football and several off-
season careers mlo a formula — a game

Quotable quotes;

Chris Glouderman: "Softball is a very
simplegame. Youihrowiheball, catch
the ball, and hit the ball. Sometimes the
otherteam just does it better. I
team has a lot of potential, just
Softball."

John Machado: "Al Tirst I

worry about, I feel tl

Sport Briefs

Flagball Sign-ups

Sign-ups for Hawaiian Ragbatl end
Sunday, September 24 at 5:00 p.m. for
both Men's and Women's leagues. Try
outs for A-League will be held Sunday
at 4:00 p.m.

Triathlon

The Southern College Triathlon will be
held Sunday, September 24, The start is
scheduled for 8:00 a.m. at Cohulta
Springs Camp.

All-Nighl Softball

The All-Nighl Softball tournament well
be held Saturday, September 30. Games
Begin ai 8:00 p.m. Come out and enjoy

Make Money,

Sell Ads For The

$ Accent $

C.A.BX. Comer

CARE

I'm So GLAD...

Thank you so much for your support of Uiis very
important program! On Wednesday, ihc Blood-
mobile had to mm away people morning and
afternoon because of the overwhelming re-
spoase. 13S students showed up and gave a total
of 1 19 uniE.

Next Blood Drive: November 14, 15.

Coming Events;

Triatbkin September 24. 8:00 p.m. Cohutta
Springs-
Running Club meeting September 25. 12:00 in

Covenant Players to Perform and Instruct
at Southern College

The Covenant Players, an intemationai repertory
theatre, will be performing for Thatcher Sabbath
School. Sabbath. September 23. at 9:45 p.m. The
public is welcome to attend this special feature to be
held in the Thatcher Hall Chapel,

The California based group, since its inception in
1963, has performed close to a million limes in 65
countries around the world, in i21anguages. With 115
louring units, they have .stirred and challenged people
to take a closer look at themselves and the practice of

Tlie Sabbath School performance, is a special en-
gagement for the covenant Players who are on the
Southern College campus for the Destiny Drama
Company Intensive Training Weekend, September
22-24, Southern's Christian collegiate drama troupe,
will be recieving instruction throughout the weekend
from the covenant Players,

For more information regarding the Sabbath School
performance of the Covenant Palyers, call the CARE
office. 238-2724.

GLAD, a contemporary Christian band will be fea-
tured in concert at the lies Physical Education Center.
Monday, September 25, at 7:00 p.m,

GLAD staned in 1972 when, in Philadephia.agroup
of college students auditioned for a new Christian
band. Among the hopefuls were Ed Nalle and his
brother, Don, and other promising musicians.

Student Association News

Campus Chatter has a new foimal: ihe from "
page is a chronological calendar of evenis. and the
back page conlains more information about those
evenis. Messages to be put in the Chatter should >
include relevant dales and times, and should be
deposited in the message box in the student center
across from the S.A. office, before 5 p.m. on Mon-
day. IfyouhavcanysuggestionsfortheChaltercall '
editor Valerie Brown at 2723.

The Recreation Room is temporarily dosed C
while renovations are under way. The Grand Open- '"
ing will be soon, a, which time the infamous LOVE "
CONNECTION results will be revealed. 1

If you have messages for the WALLSIDE
JOURNAL put them in the box in the student i
center and please include the date, or dates, you
want them displayed.

Have you seen the lounge In Ihe Student Center
cently? New tables and chairs have arrived, and it
s been redecorated and recarpeled. The renova-
n of the lounge was an S.A. Senate project last
.ar. Also, a big thanits to Helen Durichek for her
ird work in the Student Center.

Saturday night, September 23, is die S.A. Scav-
ger Hunt— Donl miss it!

Assembly on September 28 will be in Ihe P.E.
enter at 11:00. It will be a General Assembly of
e Student Association of Southern College. A

mber of S.A. Officers an S.C. Administration will

cstions from the student body.

Tlie Student Association welcomes ideas, ques-
ons, informanon, and suggestions. Please call the
fice al 2723 or speak with an officer. YOU can
ake a difference.

Presently, the group o

soffivt

1 fifteen years: Ed
Nalle. lead vocahst and percussionist who has a music
education and vocal performance degree; Chris Davis,
lead guitarist and vocalist who joined in 1982; Tom
Beard, keyboardist and vocalist who toured interna-
tionally with the Spurriows; John Gales, drummer and
vocalist who toured with Gladys Knight and the Pips;
and Mark Wilson, bassist and Vocahst who is GLAD'S
most recent member.

A music major, Ed Nalle wrote most of GLAD's
material and produced most of it's popular albums.
Don. who has a degree in media, coordinated the
goup's media appearances and interviews.

After 1976. the group became a success singing and
playing al mote than two-hundred colleges, festivals.
churches, and concert halls around the country.

Myrrh Records released their "GLAD" album in
1978. And in 1988 Benson Records released 'The
Acapella Project" album.

The group will peform "The Acapella Project" al-
bum, which includes songs such as, "A Mighty For-
iTCss.""Be Ye Glad," and many other songs on campus

eat Southern, He said heel

Ladies and Gentlemeivrsttie Doug Martin Show

By Warren Downs

On a less serious nole, I've heard
about your Jello trick. Could you
describe it?

squeeze your tl

back lip ir ,

very surprised, especially

Sahly d

Well, there are 15 acad
Soulhem Union that I visi
ing. And then I visit other schools
side [he Soudiem Union for lilce yi

We talk to them about finances.

relationships and classes and

of the basic diing about college

■ hour or what are

CLEP tests. All those things— terms—

and just help them relax when they are

thinking about college. And then in die

Spring when we go to the academies, we

" ny to help

decision for Advenlist

education and make applications. This

fall when we go, we're taking students to

help answer questions and help them feel

comfortable aboulcollege. In the Spring

academic information.

Do you change your program for

o I Uiink al

academies ir

Last year I

schools outside the Union. There are 7
e States that arc outside
tien I went to a couple of
,sia and I diink about 5
YouhavctousethecubesofJellolike colleges last year. But. that's not re-
they serve in the cafeteria. (It's not my cruiling that's just visiting. We
trick. I want you lo know that I learned it never rei
from Doctor Sahly.) And, you lei the
Jello just— instead of swallowing— you What do you
just put it in the back of your rr

"Destiny

' -^ Drama Co. J

CONGRATULATIONS

1989-90 Troupe Me

Rochelle Battistone
Shannon Born
Gary Bradley
Sheela Choppala
David Denton
Donna Denton
Arthur Gibbs
Tricia Greene
Rick Mann
Allan Martin
Timothy Mohn
Craig Moore
Greg Phillips
Deirdre Rivera
Maria Rodriguez

Orientation supper
Friday, September 22

5:00 p.m.

Bring your tray to the

1 East End of the Cafeteria

per, you just kind of feel the situation
once you get there.

How is the SC of today different
from the one you attended?

I don't know, it's really quite similar.
The campus looks the same. There are
a few more buildings. They put up the
new promenade along the back. Alol of
the teachers are the same. Alot of them
are new. but they are the same type of
people and so I just felt really at home

Who was your childhood hero? Who

eSdio

different schools?

There are difference just because each
school has it's own personality. That';
not something that comes down on pa-

6ih grade I went to a youth rally in
Minneapolis and there was a minister

was but. I remember thai he really in-
spired me. I decided then that I would
like to go into the ministry. So. I guess
he was my hero even though I don't

Who is your hero now?

Naturally, the one we all look up to —

Jesus Christ.

Photos by Sean Terretta

Up to the students
again, Video
Yearbook 1989-90

In 1922. at the administrative councilf
Southern Junior College, two students,
Merwin Thurtier and Robert Cowdrick,
took their places among
tors. They had come to present
dent body's desire to have a printed year-

This was not the first lime the subject
had shown up on the Ad Council's
agenda. During the Lynn Wood admini-
stration, the proposed annual had been
rejected on the grounds that such a proj-
ect would be "copying the world." Now.
with the college under the progressive
leadership of the new president, Leo F.
Thiel, the students again attempted to
make their wishes known.

It is often said that history repeats
itself, and if one takes a second took, it is

coming strikingly similar to the historic
1922-23 school year. Again Ad Council
has met to discuss a yearbook idea initi-
ated by students, this time a video year-

Asin 1922, this year'sadministration
has been very supportive of the idea.
Yet. as in the past, money remains a
problem. In 1922. it was voted that the
yearbook project not be funded by the
college, but rather by the students them-
selves. Jesse Cowdrick was one of those
students. "We all pitched in our own
money, two or three dollars, which was
a lot back dien..,U wasn't covered by the
tuition or anything."

Now it is up to the students again. The
Video Yearbook '90 production budget
is solely funded by up-front student

My main man from the mainland
(China, that is)

By Andrea Nicholson

Geoffrey says he had very little choice

college

n China''

Geofftey says he

emment initialed the "Family Plan", a

about what he ch

ose to study.

Based on

enjoys b<

ing able

o choose the classes

policy limiting each family to one child.

He siu anemively. his eyes dancing

his top scores in

physics on Ihe college

he v^ants

to lake.

In China, the school

He adds that in China, family units

behind thick glasses, and a broad grin

entrance exam.

school authorities ar-

authorities decide

what you will study

remain intact longer than in the U.S. "In

dominaiing his features. He appears

ranged all Geoffrey's classes

or the 3

andwhe

. He's also intrigued

your country, many childen leave home

eager lo share, and even more eager to

years it took him

to completed

s degree.

by the installation of air conditioners in

once they turn IS or 19 years old. In

leant.

•■I had the same

every room, a

China, most children live at home until

Meei Zhu Kong Dao, otherwise

classmates for

^H^H

IB

^m

m

luxury to him.

they are married." he explains. The

known as Geoffrey Church. He was

every subject I

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^^H

"Maybe only

main reason, he says, is lack of adequate

bom 26 years ago in Wenzhou. Zhejiang

look," he says.

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the professor's

housing.

China, and is now majoring in commu-

^^^^1

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.^H

^^H

room has an air

Due to expense and distance,

nications at Southem College.

Taking a 15

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conditioner in

Geoffrey will not be able to return home

Leaving his home jusi days before

hour class load

^^^^1

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the college T

lo visilhis family while he is in the states

unconfinned numbers of Chinese stu-

and working

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M

^^H

went to in

attending school. And because many

dent protesters were killed by govern-

for the service

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China," he ex-

homes in China, have no telephone, he

ment iroops in Beijing. Geoffrey airived

depariemnt 4

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plains. He adds

relies on mail to keep in touch. "Every

in the United Stales on May 29, 1989.

hours a day

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f

^^^^

that SC has

once in a while I will call my neighbor

He was assisted by the Eastern Asia

keeps Geoffrey

^^^^P

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more equip.

and tell him to go get my parents. Then

Administrative Committee of SDA. the

busy this se-

^^^^^

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' ment (comput-

I hang up immediately and call back in

organization that made arrangements

mester. "Most

^^m

ers and lab fa-

a few minutes to talk with them." he

for him to attend Southem College on a

of the time [

^V

cilities) than

says.

scholarship.

have to study

^m

1 .

Chinese class-

Radio being his primary interest,

Geoffrey taught himself the language

hard," he says.

V

rooms provide.

Geoffrey will return to China after

by listening to American radio pro-

But when time

■

^-'i-

"This is a nice

complehng his education and hopes to

grams, chose an English name from a

permits listen-

Geoffrey

Church

, =1 cm

place for me.

work for Adventist World Radio Asia.

British textbook (that explains the spell-

ing to the radio,

People here are

Presently, he says no one from mainland

ing), and set out with the goal of receiv-

photography, s

Afimming, an

volley-

special.

ois of people who are

China works for AWR. but he's quick to

ing an Advenlist education . in radio

ball are some

of Geoffrey's

favorite

kind and

helpful.'

he says.

point out the change that's taken place in

broadcasting.

hobbies.

Geoffrey has 2

tothers and 3 sisters.

China in the last 10 years, "I believe

Having akeady earned a degree in

How does Southem compare with

eachbor

n well before the Chinese gov-

everything will change even more. I

physics from a college in his hometown,

don't worry about it now," he says.

South Seas exhibit sails into Southern

By Su:

e Lettrick

Kim Fuqua. a senior art and journal-
ism major, wants to share something
with Southem College. But she can't
take the entire school to the Marshall
Islands. Truk Island, Pohnpei. or Yap to
see the Micronesian handicrafts that the
natives have made.

But next week (exact date not yet set).
she is going to bring these things to
Southem College for the first Microne-

Fuqua. who is in charge of
hibit, was a student missionary
Island in 1987. She
pemission from Robert Garren. Chair-
man of the Art Department, lo hold the
exhibit in the gallery last year, but there
was not lime. This year is different.
a missionary. Fuqua taught eighth

Truk baskets and
received necklaces, a

She s

beaded
necklaces, a grass skirt, a story board
made by natives in jail, carved fish,
masks of men, etc.

Fuqua said that the handicrafts were
donated by nine student missionaries,
including herself, who have visited
within

e gallery, c

d floor in Brock

J highly talented and creative. "The
reason I'm having this exhibit is be-
cause I think the natives are very artistic.
and I want people to see for them-
selves," Fuqua said.

these plac
"The natives' source i
selling the crafts that [
Things that would co
America cost $13-$15
Generally, she conlmu

ing. Most of the exhibits took about two
days to make, not counting the time the
reeds have to be soaked to prepare them

for V

Fuqua ended by saying that if enough
students express a wish to buy items
made by the natives of the islands, she
may be able to have handmade crafts
sent to Southem College for those

month, the crafts will be relumed to the

WSMC brings 'Good Music' to town

WSMC FM. Chattanooga's

known radio broadcast host. Karl Haas,
to Chattanooga.

On October 15, the pianist conductor,
will appear for the first time in Chat-
tanooga at the Choo-Choo Imperial
Ballroom for a dinner concen. The
Chattanooga symphony, including 60
musicians, will perform under the direc-
tion of Haas.

Haas has hosted the daily radio broad-
cast. Adventures in Good Music, for Ihe
past 26 years. It is the nation's most
lisiened-io classical music program.
Adventures is presented daily over 175
stations in the U.S. and over 650 stations

Adventures In Good Music may be
heard weekdays on FM 90.5 at 11:00
a.m. and again at 7:00 p.m.

Bom in Germany. Haas arrived in the
U.S. in 1936. and has since become the

recipient of eight honorary docioraie organizing the scheduled budget and Chattanooga Symphony director, a le-

degrees in music, fine arts, and the advertising campaign for the event. native repertoire will Include works of

humanities; and has been honored twice "Including the appearance, as well as Beethoven, L'Arle. Mozan. Copland,

with the George Foster Peabody Award all other aspects in completing the loUl and Wagner.

for excellence in broadcasting. operation for the evening, il will cost Tickets can be puchascd for $50.00 by

In January 1989, JannGenUy.devel- WSMC approsimaiely $22,600." says contacting WSMC FM. For reserva-

opment director for WSMC. began Gentry. According to Don Andrews, tions. call 238-2905.

Germans invade Collegedale

departments of the Hochsch

J agility, -

' The V

The Chamber Choir of the
Hochschule fur Musik und Theater
Hanover will perform on Friday, Sep-
tember 22 at 8 p.m. in the Collegedale
Seventh-day Advenlist Church.

The Choir, under the direction of
Professor Heinz Henning. comes to us
from Hanover, Germany. The 44-
member choir is composed of students

"Church Music" and "School Music"

Mendelssohn.

According

newspaper of

n futures as choral dircc-

10 the Westfalen-BIatt
Germany, the Chamber
nguished by astonishing

nover Chamber Choir meets "even
most exacting demands."

Heinz Henning, the director, visi
Southem College when he tourwl w
the Hanover Boys' Choir two years a
In addition to being Professor of Ch
Conducting. Henning is also vice-pre
dent at the Hochschule,
The Hanover Chamber Choir will a
pcform for the church service on S:
bath. September 23,

Check out Southern's various campus clubs

By Randal Gilliam

Campus Clubs aie among the extracurricular activities
available at Southern College.

In the Biology department there are three interre-
lated organizations: Tri Beta Kappa Phi, The Biology
Club, and The Pre-med Club. According to Ihe club
sponsor. Dr. Marcia Woolsey, Tri Beu is an honors
society for biology and other closely related majors.
She listed the club's two main functions as, a social
club providing an opponunity for fellowship, and an
organizailon responsible for providing its members
with curreni information relevant lo the field of biol-
ogy. Tri Beta is an international organization. The
clubofriccrsofTri Beu are; President. Kevin Toppen-
berg. Vice-prsidenl, Andrea Achenbach, Secreairy
Siefanie Scrvoss, Trea.surer, Shenie Burk, and Histo-
rian. Eileen Lopez. The Biology Club is a separate
organization, although, according to club prsident,
Jeff Vian, both clubs coordinate many of their activi-
ties. Among the activities he mentioned were cam-
pouts, and meetings with guest speakers lecturing on
topics in biology. Jeff is also a member of the newly
formed Pre-med Club. He said thai the primary func-
tion of the club was to provide an opporluniiy for its
members lo be exposed to the medical profession. He
said a possible activity could be witnessing a surgery.
Other Biology Club officers are: Vice-president,
Daryll Wilkins, Pastor, Malt Jones,' and Secretary/
Treasurer. Millie White. The Biology club will have
its first outing September 22 through 24 at Abrams
Falls.

Relig

spiritual leadership"'. The S.M.A, is open h

1 Majoi

1 Min

Steve

primary goal of the club "is lo develop the altitude and
skills necessary for spiritual leadership which would
be a combination of both natural, and spirilual. abili-
ties." Club activities include social functions such as
dinners and potlucks. Praciica! funciions, include
prayer emphasis weeks, "power hour", a devotional
meeting held at 7:00 a.m. every Wednesday morning,
and leadership opportunities like club sponsored lit-
erature evangelism. During the club's first officers'
meeting. Sieve said. "In this club we are going lo be
making sacrifices.. .if we are going to be spiritual
leaders, then we need lo be spiritual followers." Other
Club officers are: Vice-presidenl. Jerry Rimer, Secre-
tary, John Turk, Music, Bob Cundiff, and Public
Relations. Evan Valencia and Terry Lynch.

James Robertson, president of the Southern Mathe-
matical Society, says that the on ly i
mem for membership to his club i

He Slates the primary purpose of the club is "showing
people thai math can be interesting". "Most people say
math? I'd rather eat my broccoli." The Society
sponsors a lecture each month by either a professor
from this campus on by a louring speaker. Olher club
officers are: Vice-president, Sabrina Robbins, Secre-
tary/Treasurer. Scoit Pucketl.

A club for communications majors is being intro-
duced this semester. The club's objective is a charter
membership with the Society of Professional Journal-
ists. According lo club sponsor. Dr. Lynn Sauls, "the
club is going to focus on ihe mutual interests and
concerns of broadcast journalists, corporate commu-
nication specialists, and print journalists. We are
hoping that no one area will dominate this new organi-
zailon." Proposed club activities include: discussions
with professional journalists from the Chattanooga
area, workshops on seminars on topical journalistic
issues, and a program on the First Amendment and/or
Freedom of Information Aci.

The tl

^ Coming
Soon...
Joker '69

The Southern Memories announces the fourth annual
Gallery Contest. The Gallery was established to display
student talent in the area of photography. This year, we
are expanding the Gallery to include student works of
art. This contest is open to all Southern College stu-
dents.

Photography Division

Photographs must be submitted approximately 3.5"x
4.75". All enteries must be previously unpublished.
Because the yearbook is designed by, for and about
Southern College, we request that all photos be taken
within a 50 mile radius of Southern College. Catagories
for submissions include College Life, Still Life, & Natural
Life. Photographers may submit up to 6 photographs
total, with no more than 2 per category.

Art Division

Any painting or drawing may be submitted regardless of
size and colors used, however, all works will be printed
in black & white. All works must be previously unpub-

In years past, the Southern Memories has done profiles
on students and faculty, as a "Who's who" way of getting
to know the people on the campus of Southern College.
Our college would not be the same without the diverse
assortment of people we work, play and study with on a
daily basis. To capture their great diversification, we
want you to nominate someone to be featured in the
1989-90 Southern Memories.

To be eligible for nomination to be profiled, the nomi-
nee must be a registered student or a full time staff
member of Southern College.

Nominations must be submitted by Thursday, October
5, 1989

The person making the nomination must complete the
following form:

llshed

All enteries must be delivered lo Ihe southern Memories
Office by November 1 at 12:00 noon.

Nominee's name:

Tell us why you would like to see this person featured
In the 1990 Southern Memories:

By submitting an entry In the Southern Memories Gal-
lery, the enterant releases his/her work for reproduction
In the 1989-90 Southern Memories.
The editor and/or the judging board reserve(s) the right
to disqualify any entry.

All entries must be submitted with a label on the back
stating the title, enterant's name, address and phone
number. Photographers must include the place the
photo was taken and the category which you wish the
entry to be Judged under.

Tell us what contributions (i.e. offices held) this person
has made to Southern College:

How would you describe their personalltv:

Cash prizes will be awarded. $25. to each first place
winner, $15 to each second place winner, and $10 to
each third place winner.

Yourname: Phone:

Collegedale: improvements on crosswalk

Rochelle BaHi.sione

Souihem College of Sevenih-day Adveniisis— locaicd in the happy valley of
Collegedale. Tennessee... sounds like a preity safe place. Well— safe until you have
to veniure into ihe "land of high risk" simply lo cross the street. Last year, one prac-
tically had to gel out the orange flags and wave his amis wildly in hope that vehicles
would notice him at the crosswalk; however, the law of "pedestrians have the right-
of-way" didn't matter to most of these zooming cars. Many students complained
about this lack of safely of the crosswalks — especially the walk from Thatcher Hall
to the gymnasium.

ocurred. Linda Wilson, a
ear. when she was hit in the
I seriously injured, and was
is accident was reported to
diately formed a

No changes were made until an alarming inci
Southern College student, was walking to vespers
crosswalk by an oncoming car. Fortunately, she w
able to resume classes after a few days. As news
BillMagoon. the city manager of Collegedale, he i
for improving the safety of our crosswalks. Many considerable changes c;
as a result of his efforts. According to Mr. Magoon, a little island was added lo the
m^n walk where Linda was hit. This island is supposed to be more visible to the
motorists. There are also several signs located in all crosswalks which say. "Stop
for Pedestrians". Other additions such as the expansion of the "No Parking Zones,"
placement of reflection buttons, and Ihe repainting of lines have been made. Bill
Magoon states that "the primary concern of these changes is to increase the safety
of the crosswalk by getting traffic to stop as the pedestrians cross the street.

These are very significant changes, and t>
still a few non-law abiding citizens who reli
can be done about this? Dennis Cramer, c
pedestrians are at the crosswalk and the drive
out a complaint at the Police Department to
The pedestrian must bring with him the tag ni
vehicle and driver. The pedestrian must als

Bill Magoon urges students to realize that i
are outside the crosswalks. Motorists do nc

■ traffic has slowed down. There are
se to stop at these crosswalks. What
lief of Collegedale Police, states "if

;r of the car. and description of th

Just for the health of It

By barlene Almeda

r the Health of It" is a column featuring health topics and is set up, in a
question/answer format. A box will be placed at the front desk in the Student Center
you can submit any health questions you may have. Or, if you prefer, you
may ask me. Darlene Almeda. personally. I am a registered nurse and am presenUy
fmishing up my senior year in the Bachelor of Nursing program. Also. I am one of
e nurses employed by S.C.'s Health Service depariemnt.
Names of those submitting questions will
burning desire to see your name in print. In th
Also, this column is NOT meant to take the place of
your personal physician for personal medical
ilain topics like mononucleosis, strep
sleeping habits, cancer, and other topics of interest to you.
So put on your thinking caps and submit your questions. Here

t tell me specifically.
Health Service or to
On the contrary, this column is
VD, AIDS, colds, exercise,

Q: Is peanut butter low in cholesterol?

A; Now, now,..let's remember that cholesterol is found only in animal products.
Thus, peanut butter has no cholesterol. However, there is a catch— it is high in fat.
is a great source of protein and an even greater source of calories— 95 per
tablespoon- There isapproximately 1.5 tablespoonsofpeanulbutter in each serving
in those little cafeteria containers. Thai's 142,5 calories!

Q; Why is a high fiber diet related to a reduced risk of colon cancer?

First of all. for those who are not familiar with what a

ine. C:ertain foods such as red meats, fatty foods, and th(

of chemicals and preservatives, including some artificially

colored.

Uiese foods remain in the colon for long

periods of time before excreuon. As chemical breakdown takes place so does
something similar to decaying. This process causes damage to the lining of the
le, affects normal eel' growth, and allows for absorption of carcinogens-
producing agents, D.eiary fiber helps our systems sweep out the poisons
from die colon and reduces the time these particles remian there. This m turn,
reduces our risk of developing colon cancer, as confirmed by Nutrition m Perspec-
tive by Kreuder. According to Whitney & Hamilton's book. Understanding
Nutrition. Ihe following foods are rich in dietary fiber: peas, brocolli, cabbage,
carrots, com. whole wheat products, apples, and pears. And it just so happen'- ' -'
our cafeteria does an excellent job of providing us wid
fiber to choose from.

Washington & Lee
Recruiter on Campus

By Tamara R. Michalenko

Wednesday, September 27. Susan Palmer of Washington & Lee Law School will
be on campus to counsel any students interested in attending law school. She will
also be giving a presentation and discussing preparations for the LS AT exam — ^5: 1 5
p.m. in Ihe east end of the cafeteria (behind the curtain, bring your supper nay),
Washington & Lee. located in Virginia, is known for not making the Sabbaih an
issue for exams. Dr. Ben McArthur, professor in Southern College's history
department, feels students "would be comforiable" attending the law shool coming
from SC.

Scott Green and Greg Willeit. graduates from SC are currently enrolled in
Washington & Lee.

Dr, McArthur encourages anyone ineterested in law to attend the presentation and
to see him about scheduling an apoinmieni. "Susan Palmer is a very engaging,
friendly sort of woman, very professional... we should utilize her lime" white she is

Journalism scholarship
fund Increased 25%

BvLee Bermelt

The amount that die Francis Andrews
at five-thousand dollars.
however, on the night of thi
guest gave die department a
exaedy $5,000.

This afternoon, a Joumali:
p.m. 10 discuss the details
recipients. The award will I
April 2

Scholarship fund n
stood at just unde
Department's Open House, a
for $1 .104, bringing the scholarship's fund H

I staff meeting will be held at approximately 2:00
f the award and the eligibility requirements for
presented at Southern College's Award chapel on

Lynn Sauls, the Journalism departmeni
Andrews, who retired in 1987,
hdvcniist school system longer

and Public Relations in the
an any other Adventist. Sauls also said that Ihe
C.A. Oliphant. began to collect funds for the

rint Journalism and Public Relations students;

y Journalism student*

VIEWPOINTS

"Southern Lifestyles Editor Angel Echemendia ask collegians this question

Danette Denne;

Dallas, Texas
"I've goi other
plans. ..for Ihe
of my life, get

Rick Swistett

Jackson.
Mississippi
Thanks but I tl

lo expensive
for yours."

Friday. Seplember 22
Vespers. 8:00pn]
Hanover Chamber Choir

Salurdav. September 23
Church Service: Gordon Bieiz
i. Scavenger Hunt, 8:00pm

Monday. Seplember 2?
GLAD Concert, 7:00pm P.E. C
(Double Credit)

Thursday. Seplember 2S
Assembly, 1 1:00 P.E. Center
Student Association

Friday. September 2q
Vespers. 8:00pm
Lairy Richardson: "An Evening
With James White"

Saturday. September 10
Church Service: Jim Herman
Pizza and Movie, 8:00pm Cafeteria
All-Night Softball

Arts and Entertainment

Music

September 28, 8:00pm
Chattanooga Symphony Gala
Opening and Orchestra Show-
case. For more information call
757-5042

DeGarmo & Key will be
Tivoli September 30 at 7:30pm.
Tickets are available at LemstoneBooh
Branch. Hamilton Place Mall.

Arls And Exhibitions

Through Seplember 24

■'Arts on the Go": An E:ithibit of

Shopping Bags

Hunter Museum of An. Call 267-0968

Through November 5

Coca-Cola History Exhibit, Chat-

tanooga

Regional History Museum. Call 265-

ofArt. Call 267-0968

September 10 - October 8
19lh and 20lh Cenliiry American
and British Paintings.
Hunter Museum of An Call

September 22 - 23

Health Fair. Eastgale Mall.

Call 894-0906

September 29 ■ October I
Young Adult Retreat, Cohutta
Springs Adventisi Center, For more
info, call (404) 659-9093.

September 22, 7:30pm
Auditions for ihe Nutcracker
will take place anyone inter-
ested in a non-dance role should
call Bob Willie at 756-4672

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Campus Rape Prompts Concern

the day's events. Suddenly, she voice demanded that she remove to a Thatcher Hal! resident on the

felt the coldness of a knife to her her sweats. She complied, and her night of September 24, 1989.

throat. A hand covered her face attacker raped her. She was Dean Engel confirmed the ru-

as she was dragged into the lucky — she escaped with cuts on mors Tuesday nighl during wor-

bushes. As one hand remained her neck. ship. She shared with those pres-

her eyes and the other held No, this isn't a description of ent that the victim wanted people

of the week. It happened Com. on p. 4

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She wanted to be alone, so she
took a walk. Strolling in front of
the apartments near the Confer-
ence Center, she thought about .he'knife' agarnsi ^"^03^3 the

Rec Room
Opening
Draws
Crowd

By Andrea Nicholson

Scores of anxious students
piled into the student center
Thursday night, September 28, to
witness the grand opening of the

ceive the results of the computer-
ized dating service. "The Love
Connection."

K.R. Davis did the honors at
the ribbon cutting ceremony of
the new facility, located al the far
end of the student center where
the Strawberry Festival head-
quarters was last year.

Once the doors opened, the fun
began. Speakers piped jazz tunes.
"GLAD," and "Take 6" melodies
throughout the center as students
mingled with friends and viewed
the new attractions.

Video games lining the rear
wall caught the attention of sev-
eral students, and S.A. officers
passed out free quarters lo eager
players. Paperboy, Tecno Bowl.
Pole Position, Ms. Pacman, and
Galaxian each had lines of eager
players waiting to top the score of
the last.

Others quickly paired off in
teams for games of Ping-pong,
jjool, air hockey, and foosball. A
soda machine, snack machine,
and piano completed the furnish-
ings.

Students enjoy newRec Room.

Meanwhile, long lines formed
into the student center lounge
where the anxious crowd
awaited the results of the "Love
Coimection." Those who played
the computerized dating game at
registration received a printout
of 15 names, along with phone
numbers, of individuals who
answered the quiz questions
similarly. . Bursts of laughter
mingled with whispers of, "Do
you know any of these people on
my list?" were among the reac-
tions observed as students ven-
tured out to meet their matches.

"I'm definitely interested in
getting to know my top five,'"
commented Stepha

Newly Elected Senate
Holds First Meeting

Ed Rooney, a junior, said. "I
got a pretty decent hit list."

Asked what he thought about
the "Love Connection," Michael
Hawkins, a junior, said, "I think
Com. on p.6

The Southern College Stu-
dent Senate held it's first
meeting Setember 27, at 8pm.
Senate Chairman Tim KroII
says he is very excitted with
the choice of senators this

"It looks like we have some
good people," said Kroll. "I
feel confident in their abilities
. . . that Ihey will do a solid
job.""

During the orientation meet-
ing each senator introduced
himself and stated what he
hoped to accomplish as a
senators this year.
Skip Holley, Joker editor re-
ported to the senate that com-

pletidn oi\\\t joker \\^% been
delayed due to technical dif-
ficulties and other unforseen
problems. The joker will be
available within the next two
weeks, Holley said.

"Our main focus is to im-
prove communication be-
tween students, senators and
the faculty," Kroll said.
"This way we can better
reach our goals and accom-
plish certain projects."

Kroll encourages students
to contact their senators re-
garding any problem or con-

See p. 4 for a list of this
year's senators.

Lobby Policy Questioned

By Gene

Krishingner

I really don'l understand, in

vain. It seems quite rude to make

fad I'm quiie confused. Whal's

someone stand outside and wait in

the deal wiih barring women from

Ihe cold. Why can't they come

Ihe men's dorin lobby after 8 pm.

inside and sit down? Are we

and vice versa?hseemsridiculous.

afraid that couples will get to

Afier all, what's Ihe purpose? Is

close? Instead, those baned from

ihere some magical time when

visiting in the lobbies spend time

hormones make visiting in the

steaming up car windows. And

dorm lobby dangerous? Is there

what if I need to come in and drop

something which happens in dorm

off a note, or make a phone call?

lobbies after 8 o'clock that mem-

Frequently, exceptions are made

bers of the opposite sex shouldn't

to Ihe rule, especially in the

I've heard women often

exceptions invalidate the rule?

come down to their lobby clad

The dorm is our home.

only in their robes. What a

We should have the nghi to mviie

frightening thought? Do they

friends in the lobby, male or fe-

also have curlers in their hair and

male, during the hours before night

green masque smeared over their

check. If the majority of the stu-

faces? If this is the case I'd

dents desire to see this policy

rather not visit after dark anyway.

changed, I see no reason that the

I have tried to find a le-

powers that be should oppose such

gitimate reasoning for this

a change.

policy. My search has been in

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By David Denton

There are those of you,
I'm sure, who will be a bit
surprised that I am dealing
with the subject of this ar-
ticle. I do not usually write
about religious things, not
from a lack of interest, but
due to the controversial
nature of the subject. There-
fore, let me offer this dis-
claimer: This article was
suggested by a facuhy mem-
ber (who shall remain name-
less), and was suggested last
school year. It has taken me
nearly a year to decide I
wanted to follow up on this
teacher's suggestion.

It was pointed out to
me (as I said, a year ago) that
there is an interesting, and
ironic, situation existing on
our campus. To be more
specific, in the "Garden of
Prayer." For those of you un-
familiar with the "Garden of
Prayer," it is a lovely spot,
filled with trees and grass and
benches, as well as squirrels
and other assorted objects of
nature, such as flowers and
the hke.

There are three points
of interest in this garden. The
first is a quotation from Ellen
White's little book, "Steps to
Christ," which is engraved on
wood and stands at the back
of the garden. Directly
opposite this sign is a cross-
section of a very old tree,
upon which have been laced
little markers showing how
historical events stand in
relation to the age of the tree.
It's a very interesting exhibit.

The most intere.sting
part of the garden, from the
point-of-view of this article
anyway, is the third point of
interest, the Ten command-
ments. Engraved on wood, as
the "Steps to Christ" quota-
tion was. the Ten Command-
ments stand tall in the most
beautiful comer of the gar-
den. All the Commandments
are there, and, if you look
closely, you'll see something
else is too. Nailed right
smack dab in the middle of

the Decalogue is a small,
wooden cross.

Now, I wonder. Could
it be that unintentional
though it was, this diminish-
ing of the cross in relation to
the Law is an illustration of
what is happening in our
church today? Those who in-
sist on elevating the Law of
God to a higher role than it
was intended for are, in es-
sence, acting out that scene in
the "Garden of Prayer."

To the Christian who
truly accepts divine grace, it
should be, "...the Cross, first,
last and always. And BE-
CAUSE of the Cross, the
Law has meaning." Too
often we have fallen into the
trap of believing that the Law
has the final say as regards
our salvation, and not the
Cross. If the Law has the
final say in my life, then I'm
lost.

As Christians, particu-
larly as Seventh-day Advent-
ist Christians, we have been
at the forefront of those
opposed to the false doctrine
which holds that the Ten
Commandments were nailed
to the Cross. Unfortunately,
having rescued the Ten Com-
mandments from the Cross,
we have been busily nailing
the Cross to the Ten Com-
mandments. Somewhere in
our little ignorant hearts we
have continued to suppose
that the Cross, and its salva-
tion, is dependent on the Law
and its observance. In truth,
it is exactly the other way
around. The Law and its
TRUE observance, is depend-
ent on the Cross and its
salvation.

Perhaps I will get
letters; others have. Perhaps
some will see me as a propo-
nent of "New Theology," or
"Fordism" or whatever the
term of the day is. But per-
haps someone else will stop
nailing the Cross to the Law
and learn how to serve God
as a RESULT of salvation,
rather than to OBTAIN salva-
tion. If that happens. 1 won't
be so hesitant to do this the
.next time.

Men's Club
Plans Cruise

By Suzanne
, Lett rick

As the boat
glides through dark water,
stars gleam on the people
strolling the deck. The
sounds of laughter.
mingled conversations.
and Dixieland music float
through passengers' ears,
then are left behind in
darkness as the turning
paddles urge the Southern
Belle onward.

This isn't an
episode of the Love Boat,
but it is "A good time to
show the women that the
men of Southern College
have class other than
third." said Dean Qualley.

This year, on
October 15, the men's
club reinstates its ten-
year tradition of having a
Tennessee riverboat
cruise (Expenses prohib-
ited this from happening
last year).

Those on the
cruise will enjoy a Mexi-
can buffet for dinner. En-
tertainment will "proba-
bly consist of Dixie music
played by the 'boat
people ' , although most
couples will supply their
own (entertainment)!"
said Dean Qualley. Fac-
ulty won't be paying at-

For this event,
both men and women can
do the inviting but, Qual-
ley commented, "I think
the guys should ask the
girls because it is a Mens'
Club event, and the girls
are always complaining
that the guys never do the
asking." He went on to
say that those without
dates are not excluded,
but chances are that they
will feel left out.

Those wishing
to go on the cruise, must
sign up by October 8 with
any of the men's deans.
Tickets are $15/single
person and $30/couple.

The boat

leaves Ross' landing at
6:00. and returns around
9:00 or 9:30. No trans-
portation will be pro-
vided. Attire is casual:
jeans and

Helpful Tips on College Finance

The cost of college li
continues to skyrocket. Soi

the r

:of

: than $85,000 for a
four-year education. Landing
financial aid is becoming more of
a necessity than an option. Here
are some simple tips on how to
obtain money for a good educa-

1. Contact your college financial
aid office fora list of financial op-
lions. There are also credible
companies, like College Finan-
cial Planning Service (CFPS),
who provide lists of available
grants, loans and scholarships for
a small fee.

2. Analyze your financial situ-
ation honestly and apply for as
many programs as you arc eli-
gible. Fill out the fomis accu-
rately.

3. After selectingagood financial

aid package, negotiate improve-
ments with your college financial
adviser. Also thoroughly investi-
gate altcmadve means for more
support.

College Financial Plan-
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more than 180,000 listings of
scholarships, fellowships, grants
and loans. It offers information
about donations from corpora-
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philanthropic organizations.

To enter the program, a
student can call 1-800-346-6401
to request a "student data fomi."
It must be completed and sent lo
CFPS with $45 for the research
fee. Inabouttwo weeks, the sm-
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puter printout of financial aid
resources that matches his or her
background.

Many scholarships are
based on academic interests, ca-
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place of residence. There are also
many unique sources such as
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In the words of one finar
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you just have to be crealivi
resourceful in finding them.

Covenant Players Perform at
Southern Clollege

Crash! In what appeared
lo be an embarrassing fumble, a
young man lay on the platform of
Thatcher Sabbath School. How-
ever, the audience soon realized
the accident was only a bit of
impressive acting which intro-
duced The Covenant Players to
Southern College, and taught
them a lesson as well.

Comprised of Donna
Oglesby. director, and three other
members, the group performed a
series of four short plays. Each
play prompted the audience to ask
themselves, "What does it mean
to be a Christian?"

Enjoyable though it was,
performing at Thatcher Sabbalh
School was not the main purpose
for the group's visit on Southern's
campus. Allan Martin, dircclorof
the Destiny Drama Company,
invited The Covenant players to
help instruct for Destiny's first
workshop of the year. Over the
weekend. Destiny and The Cove-
nant Players spent many hours a
day working together as they
learned the seven basics in drama
ministry. ThiswasDestiny'sfirsi
time logether as a troupe since

auditions closed.

"I've been very happy
with what The Covenant Players
have been able to do for us," re-
ported Martin.

Based in Oxhard. Los
Angeles, TTie Covenant Players
work year-round, traveling
worldwide to spread their minis-
try. They are a nonprofit organi-
zation and are not affiliated with
any church or other organiza-
tions. TTieir only financial sup-
port comes from performing en-
gagements and gccasional dona-
tions. Any money earned must

then pay for all expenses.

Because Uie players try
lo keep expenses down, they of-
ten are not sure how their next
meal will be financed. Yet
money does not seem lo be a
major concern; each member
works on a full-time basis for
the group.

The Covenant Players
enjoyed their stay, in fact, one
member was so impressed with
the attitudes of the students on
campus thai he expressed a desire
to take some time off to work with
Southern College.

Rape Causes concern . .
•Cont.fromp. I

to know what happened. Mon-
day night a suspect was arrested
but had to be released due to lack
of evidence.

When asked about the Sunday
night incident. Dr. Bill Wohlers,
Vice-President for Student Serv-
ices, gave this reminder: "You
can never take anything for
granted, even in Collegedale."

In a special program on sexual
abuse for Thatcher residents, pro-
fessionals from the community
shared their stories and sugges-
tions forgetting help. Ironically,
the program was scheduled previ-
ously. It had no relation to Sun-

A film. "Shatter the Silence,"
was shown, portraying the life of

a girl who was a victim of incest.
TTie film emphasized that there is
help available. According to the
film, the victim needs to realize
that she isn't at fault and
shouldn't be embarrassed in dis-
cussing what happened. Also.
victims should talk to someone,
and not give up if the first person
they approach doesn't respond to
their cries for help. They need to
look for someone who will be-
lieve and be willing to help them.
Group therapy is also helpful by
showing the victim she is not
alone in being abused. Shattering
the silence in talking about what
happened can start victims on the
road to recover^'.

Laura Nyirady, director of
Nursing, shared thoughts and
suggestions during this special

program from a radio program
entitled, "Victims of Rape." The
program pointed out that victims
feel helpless, hopeless, and angry
as they go through the stages of
dealing with the anguish. Three
suggestions from the radio pro-
gram were: let go of the bitter-
ness, because keeping it inside
destroys you. become grateful to
God for making good out of evil,
and give God pemiission to for-
give the perpetrator. Until you
work through these steps, the hate
and anger will not leave you.

"There is no shame in having
been abused," Robbie Robertson
says, "but I have never worked
with anyone who didn't feel
ashamed, or guilty... It was not
your fault that you were abused!"
"If you have been abused and

are in college," continues
Robertson, "congratulate your-
self—you are a survivor." The
healing process is different for
each individual. Each is affected
in a unique way and heals at her
own pace. Talking with a coun-
selor will start the healing proc-

ED/TORS NOTE: Robbie
Robertson will be offering indi-
vidual counseling to those inter-
ested, and group therapy will
soon be available. If anyone is
interested in either or both of
these therapy sessions, call
Robertson at 265-2271 exi. 34,
or see Laura Nyirady in the Nun
ing Department.

Tips for Awareness;

* Don't be out alone at
night, even for a walk.

* Keep keys between your
knuckles as a precautionary

After nightfall S.C, campus

Names and numbers of your

new senators:

Lorena Wolff

2106

Alicia Phillips

2158

Melanie sanders

2240

Lori Hickman

2278

Sheila Draaper

2365

Ivonne Rodriguez

2368

Vicki Minor

242<

Carlos Romero

3020

Ale\ Bryan

3174

Jon Elliston

3229

Virgil Covel

3244

Izcar Feasins

3375

Alex Johnson

3032

Don Gates

3067

Tracie Barber

396-2581

Darren Straus

479-3877

Kenneth Neal

396-9501

Heather Williams

236-4667

A Letter to the
Editor

Dear Editor,

Because the 5th Annual South-
em College Triathlon was held
totally off campus, not many
students were exposed to the
quality race that was put on this
year by the Physical Education
Department working with race
coordinator. Chris Mitchell.
The planning and preparation
was evident from the starting
gun, which went off exactly on
time at 8:00 a.m.

Thes

marked with buoys as well as
paddle boats. Plenty of life-
, guards patrolled the course in
both canoes and ski boats. The
biggest improvement was the
centralized transition area,
which had bike racks and space
for changing. Although the
running and biking courses were
somewhat shorter this year, the
roads were well chosen. They
had very little traffic and excel-
lent road surfaces.

* Call security to accom-
pany you if you need to he
somewhere on campus after
dark (i.e. Brock Hall, music
building. Iibrar>'. etc),

* Walk with confidence.
with a specific destinaiion in

* Checkunderyourvelucle
before getting near it.

* When returning to your
vehicle, have your keys
ready in your hand and
check inside the vehicle
before entering, especially
in the back seat.

* When going on a date, be
sure you know the individ-
ual well.

* Never be afraid to say
"NO!" if someone asks you
to do something you feel un-
comfortable doing.

* Ifsomeone does harm you
in any way, seek help imme-
diately. Don't try to handle
it by yourself.

Tliank you for a good race!

Sincerely,

Sheri Green, Richard Moody,
Ron Amick, Dennis Golightly,
Craig Lastine, Len Lastine

The Man
Behind
the
Beard

By Tammy Wolcott

The lights dimmed and
the spotlight focused on the
stage. An elderly man with a
beard appeared at a side door,
limped onto the stage, sat in an
antique chair and started to
write a letter.

The play, "An Evening
With James White" was per-
formed September 30 at the
Collegedale Church by Larry
Richardson. Richardson, a
Cleveland, Tennessee resident,
works at a retirement manage-
ment center called American
Lifestyles.

Richardson graduated
from La Sierra, California with
a B.A. in rhetoric and public
address, then v/ent on to take his
Master's and Doctorate. His
Doctorate emphasis was in
communication theory, which
he completed at the University
of Southern California.
Richardson and his wife, Becky,
have two children; Lauren who
is seven and. Daman who is
nine years old.

Since religious plays are
hard to find, Richardson said he
wrote a play on Martin Luther
while teaching Public Address
at La Sierra, California. "You

^n

tcnow how hard it is to get a
group of 35 college students
together at the same time." said
Richardson.

"So, I thought. Why not
do a one man play?" said
Richardson. He decided to do
one on a founding father of the
SDA church. "Ellen White was
the most obvious but I couldn't
do her. So I did James," said
Richardson. "Not many people
know James and I thought it
would be historical, original and
an educational experience. I
was going to call the play
James" nickname, 'The Hothead
at the Review,' but that was too
insulting."

After doing the play for
the past ten years, Richardson
now only performs the play
about two or three times a year,
unlike the 15 times a year when
he first started in 1979.
Richardson said that before per-
forming is like going over the

hill in a roller c

"I use all of James
White's actual words," said
Richardson while using a cotton
ball wet with rubbing alcohol to
take off the make-up and beard
he wore during his performance.
"I try to be as faithful to the man
as possible."

'The six hours of mate-
rial I have memorized came
from many sources. One is the
autobiography of James White
entitled. Life Incidents, another
is Life Sketches, which James
White wrote part of with his
wife, Ellen," said Richardson.
After collecting James White's
words from these sources, he
said he organized them and put
them down on paper.

Richardson has produced
a video entitled, "An Evening
With James White," which may
be found at the Adventist Book

From the
Archives

49 years ago
Students come from 26

The 295 students in the
college and high school
departments have come
from twenty six states and
four foriegn countries-
Argentina. Columbia, Cuba,
and Nova Scotia.

10 years ago

Taco Bell stops using lard

According to George Bellis,
manager of Taco Bell. . . he
is very much aware of the
dietary practices of SDA's.

Rec. Room . . .
Cont.fromp.l

year after S.A. elections with the cated to Southern College
idea for the new facility. Davis," he said.

S.A. Social Vice-President Har- Wohlers himself commented,

I if it gets me wild and vey Hillyer and his helpers "I'm glad to see it [the rec room] is

es," served popcorn, punch, and open again. It makes the student

cookies to the socializing crowd, center more of an activity area."

Regina Clark, freshman, said she
would ask out guys on her list,
but, "Not until I know who they

When a^ked what the "Love Con-
nectiohf had done for him, Kyle
Robinson, sophomore, replied,
"I'm a religion major and I do
need a wife. 1 think ! found her."

"Am 1 on anyone's list?!" Monte

"I'm watching our student body
seekout their prey as they receive
their lislof victims." Hillyer said.
"Everybody's matching up."

S.A. President Craig Lastine
commented on the new rec room
while mingling wiUi the crowd
and passing out handfuls of
candy. He said Dr. William
Wohlers approached him last

According to Lastine. the S.A.
worked closely with Helen
Durichek throughout die project.
She arranged to have a hole in the
wall repaired and the walls
painted. She also hung the posters.

Observing the evening's events,
Davis said, "I thought it was a
great success and 1 think this
year's S.A. officers are the most
progressive group I've ever
worked with."

The rec room will be open from
11 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. on
weeknights, and until midnight
on Saturday nights.

Lastii

said K.R. Davis was Uie
,n man behind the scenes of the
/ rec room. "It's been a pieas-
to work with someone as dedi-

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Student Association

News

The Grand Opening of
the Recreation Room was last
Thursday evening. The honor-
able K.R. Davis led out in the
ribbon cutting ceremony, which
began at 8:00 p.m. — with
music, balloons, food and fun!
TTie results from the Love Con-
nection were handed out to some
very eager participants. But if
you didn't receive your match
made In a computer, don't fret,
remaining Love Connections
will be distributed through dorm
mail. Thanks to all of you who
came out and made Uiis event a

Recreation Room Hours an

Sunday 12:00-10:30 pm
M-Th 11:00-10:30 pm
Friday 1:00- 5:00 pm

Saturday

half anhnur

s

nset^ 12:00

midnight

This weekend. October
6-9, is Reverse Weekend. La-
dies this is your chance lo try out
that new Love Connection list!!
Don't be shy. just pick up the
phone and call.

Thank you for all of
you comments in Assembly last
Thursday. Your questions are
being investigated.

The Student Association
is glad to help you, or your or-
ganization, with public relations
for events on campus. Mes-
sages for the Chatter and Wall
Side Journal are to be placed in
die box located in die Student
Center, and appropriately
marked Chatter or Wallside
Journal. The deadline for the
Chatter is 5:00 p.m. Monday;
messages for die Wallside
Journal can be dropped off any
time, but please include the
dates you wish the message to
be displayed. The deadline to
include items in die Accent is
5:00 p.m. the Friday before dis-
tribution.

Please talk with your
S.A. officers and let them know
of any ideas, suggestions.
criticisms, or information that
you have. The Student Associa-
tion office hours are posted
outside the office door, so
please drop by for a visit, or call
us at 2723.

Julio Tabuenca,Ph.D. and
Lori Gulley from Loma
Linda School of Public
Health will be on campus
Oct. 11-16. For interviews
contact the Testing and
Counseling Center.

Making the Grade for your Peak
Performance

By Robert J.
Kriegel, Ph.D.

"Overcoming the Gottas"

Editors note: Robert J.
Kriegel. Ph.D.— best selling au-
thor, former All-American ath-
lete, and mental coach for Olym-
pic and world class athletes —
lectures and consults with major
corporations worldwide on peak
performance, leadership and
strategies for dealing with
change. Kriegel recently took
part in a national tour of college
campuses sponsored by the mak-
ers of Nuprin Pain Reliever.

The alarm sounds. "6
a.m. I've really gotta hustle. I've
gona finish that outline, talk to
Professor Jones, slop by the lab,
read 1 00 pages for my noon psych
class and be at work at 3 p.m."

Today's college cam-
puses are pressure cookers. In
fact, the Nuprin Pain Report, the
first national study on pain in
America, documented that more
people 1 8-24 suffer forms stress
and pain than any adult age group.
As I've toured the country
visiting college campuses, stu-
dents tell me the m
causes of their stre
much to do, too little
money, relationshipj
family and career choices.

So, get rid of stress.
Right? Wrong.

Stress is neither good
nor bad. How you handle it can
be. Learning to make stress
work for you can help you con-
centrate better and think more
clearly under pressure, have
more energy, be more creative
and make college more enjoy-
But many of us handle
stress poorly.

Some people panic and
work too fast under stress. Others
procrastinate. Neitherresponseis
productive and both are caused by
what I call "sabotage thinking" —
tions to stressful
s that work against rather
than for you.

Two common types of
sabotage thinking are: "the got-
tas" and "the can'ts."

Let's look at the gottas
and methods to overcome them.
The gottas usually occur
when you think you have too
much to do and too little lime to do
it: "Igoltasludy fortwoexams...I
gotla read two chapters... I golia

call financial aid about my loan...l
gottagetadate for Friday night..."

The gottas make every-
thing seem harder than it really
is. You get into the panic zone,
rushing to get it all done. You
walk too fast, talk too fast, think
too fast, write too fast, eat too

think clearly. You make care-
less mistakes, blank out on
exams and forget things you al-
ready know. Everything seems
like a life or death proposition.

I was talking to a junior at
U-C Berkeley who had a bad case
of the gottas about a forthcoming
exam. "I gotta get an A," he said.
I asked what would happen if he
didn't.

"If I don't get an A. I
won't keep up my 4.0 average-
Then I'll never get into a really
good graduate school, and then I
won't get a top job, and then I'll
never make a lot of money..."

By the end of his dis-
course, not getting an A on this
test was akin to his life being
ruined.

When he stopped and
thought about what he'd just
said— that if he didn't ace this test
his life would be down the
tubes— he started laughing. "I
must be crazy."

He was not crazy, just
not thinking clearly or realisti-
cally. Many of us get thai way
under pressure. This type of
desperation thinking makes us
overreact and causes panic. The
cure is to shift from irrational to
rational thinking. Do a reality
check. When you gel the gottas
take a deep breath, exhale
slowly and ask yourself, ":Whal
is the worst thing that could pos-
sibly happen?" and "How likely
is that to happen?"

This type of reality
thinking puts the gottas in per-

spective. Sure, not getting an A
would be a drag, but it wouldn't
be the end of the world nor
would it land this A student in
the ranks of the homeless.

Looking at past wins
helps, too. After all, he already
had a 4.0 average, and had done
well on difficult exams before.
Reminding himself of his past
success on similar exams helped
him relax and restored his confi-

Gaining control of your
thinking will help to turn despera-
tion reaclions into peak perform-
ance actions. Learning Ihis early
in life will be invaluable in the
future, because no matter what
you do or where you do it, there's
always going to be things you
gotta do.

For the Health of It

I thank those of you
who submitted questions for
this week's printing. How-
ever, I will only be answer-
ing those which are directly
related to health and medi-
cine. So for those of you
with a serious interest in
your health I invite you once
again to drop your questions
in the green box placed at the
front desk in the smdent

Q: Can you explain a little
more about the measles and
the possibilities of TN be-
coming involved in the epi-
demic?

A: As the announcement
in the Chatter said, various
counties in TN have al-
ready experienced out-
breaks. Bradley county,
our neighbor, is presently
being affected by the ten
day measles. . And as of
August 6 there have been

By Darlene Almeda

8,941 cases of measles re-
ported in the U.S. Seventy
colleges and universities
have also been affected with
this highly contagious dis-

The main symptoms
of measles are as follow:
cold symptoms for about
three days with fevers up to
104 degrees or even higher,
white patches in the mouth,
and finally a hairline rash
that will eventually spread
down to the feet. When this
disease is contracted, you
will be isolated until the rash
disappears- This may be 1-2
weeks. Plea.se don't think
this is solely a childhood
disease because you may be
in for a surprise. Those who
get the disease at a later age
tend to get a more severe
type of measles.

Besides the previously
slated symptoms of the dis-
ease there are varios compli-

cations that may arise:
pneumonia, swelling of the
brain due to infection, even
death.

What can be done
about this? Get vaccinated;
if you haven't already that
is. The Oootewah Public
Health Department located
at 5520 High St. (behind [he
Baptist church) is providing
the community with vac-
cines any week day until
3:30p.m. foramere $2.00. I
must say those $2.00 will be
the wisest investment you
will ever make if you are not
vaccinated yet.

More information
about measles is being com-
piled right now and will be
given to all the students here
atS.C. So expect some very
important papers in your
boxes this week and take the
time to read them. Your
lives may depend on it.

C.A.R.E. Provide Numerous
Activities

Thefollowingisalislofthe
programs sponsored by C.A.R.E.
Take action and give us a call.

ADOPT-A-GRANDPARENT

Students will adopt an elderly
person and visit Ihem at least once

AFTERGLOW

Every Friday evening following
vespers students slay by for a
special time singing, sharing,
special music, readings and
prayer.

BIBLE MARKING
PROGRAM

Students who are interested in
studying their Bibles will go lo
Grandma Battle's house to learn
Bible marking.

BIBLE STUDY PROGRAM

Groups will be set up to study the
Bible together.

BIG BROTHER/BIG
SISTER

Every week students spend time
with their adopted brothers and
sisters. They play games, tutor
the kids and plan special activi-

C.A.R.E. WEEK

Special time in which each day
provides a unique opportunity to
reach out and touch someone's
heart. See listed schedule of

C.A.R.E. DAYS

This will be a special day once a
month. Keep your eyes open and
C.A.R.E. cards will be distrib-
uted.

C.A.R.E. PRAYER

Twenty-five names are selected
from the student body weekly.
Five names are prayed for daily
by a group of students. A letter
is sent to those being prayed for.

CANDLE MEDITATIONS

Special time before vespei^ when
students can come to the church
early and meditate.

CHRISTMAS CAROLING

Groups of singers go out during

the Christmas season to share the
spiritofChristandpass out loaves
of bread to community people.

CHRISTMAS PROGRAM

Special Christmas program to
celebrate the birth of Christ.

CLOWN MINISTRY

After applying make-up and
clown attire, students visit the
local children's hospitals, or-
phanages, and nursing homes lo
spread a little cheer and laughter
with their skits and plays.

DESTINY

The Destiny Drama Company is a
collegiate drama ministry troupe
which performs for high schools,
youth rallies, and colleges
throughout the Southeastern
UniiedStates. Through Christian
theatrical arts, they strive to por-
tray the power, pertinence, and
personality of Jesus Christ and
His gospel.

DORM MINISTRY

This is a program to encourage
prayer and fellowship in the
dorms. Small prayer bands meet
once a week in both dorms to pray
with and for each other.

FILM FESTIVAL

On a dreary Sabbath afternoon
once a semester all the chairs and
tables in the cafeteria are pulled
aside to make way for bean bags
and blankets. Then the show
begins— the best Christian con-
temporary films available.

HELPING HANDS

A community service program
where once a month a group of
students help widi painting, small
repairs, raking, etc.

INTERCOLLEGIATE BIBLE
CONFERENCE

Those interested will leave
Wednesday night and join South-
westem Advenlist and Union
Colleges at Camp "ITorktown Bay
for a spiritual weekend.

LAWN CONCERT

Come out on the lawn of Sum-
merour Hall to enjoy some Chris-

LIFE OF CHRIST-
MUSICAL

A presentation with narration and
music of the birth, life, death,
resurrection, and second coming
of Christ.

MORNING GROUP
WORSHIP

A group of students will gel to-
gether for 15-20 minutes to have
worship. One dorm worship
credit will be available.

PROJECT OVERCOAT

Overcoats will be collected to
give to homeless people in the

SABBATH SCHOOLS

Under the C.A.R.E. umbrella
there are three different weekly
Sabbath schools: International,
Lynn Wood, and Thatcher. All
are very good!

SABBATH AFTERNOON
ACTIVITIES

Different times during the semes-
ter, activities will be available for
students on Sabbath afternoons.

SILVERDALE GED

Once a week students will go to
Silverdaie Prison to help prepare
inmates for their GED test.

SINGSPIRATION

On Sabbath evenings when the
weather fKrmils, a group of stu-
dents gather on the steps of Lynn
Wood Hall for a lime of good ole '
fashioned singing.

SOUP KITCHENS

Once a month students will go
help serve food to the homeless.

STORY HOUR

Every Sabbath afternoon students
tell stories to children. The col-
lege students try to teach them
moral and spiritual lessons
through the stories they tell.

STUDENT WEEK OF
PRAYER

Once a year C.A.R.E. runs a

special Student Week of Prayer.

Students do everything — even

die preaching. All meetings

take place in the Collegedale

Church.

SUNSHINE BANDS
A group from Southern College
goes to the local life care center on
Sabbath afternoon to sing and talk
withtheresidents. It'sagreatway
lo share God's "Sonshine."

TABLE TALK

Table talk is a service that daily
gives the students a "thought for
the day" and any pertinent an-
nouncements by means of cards
on all the cafeteria tables.

TARGET EVANGELISM

The second Sabbath of every
month is set aside for target evan-
gelism. This is a program where
students distribute Christian lit-
erature in the Chattanooga area.

TEACH-A-KID

A tutoring program for elemen-
tary students who are in need.

Patricia To Appear
in Sacred Concert

; who sings and shares in is. Ifpeople are blessed, then I've

honesty instead ofa euphoric type done my job." People ARE

of presentation. I simply share the blessed. Don't miss Patricia.

truth about how trustable the Lord .

PatriciaWhite, song-
writer/singer, will be appearing
in sacred concert on October 13
at 8 p.m.. at the Southern College
church of Seventh-day Advent-
ists in CoUegedale.

Patricia's talents are
well displayed in both the lyric
and music of her original songs.
Her first album, WHITE
ROBE, received airplay on
Christian radio stations all
across the United States. An
enthusiastic response followed
with comments like "A refresh-
ing new sound!" and, "One
great LP!"

Her new album. LOVE
WILL, was produced in Nash-
ville, Tennessee, with such top
studio musicians as Shane Keis-
ler. Larrie Londin, Don Potter

and Jon Coin.

In concert Patricia shares
herself and the stories behind her
music. She is an effective com-
municator, drawing her audience
into the joy of praise as they learn
to do such songs as the "Praise
Rap." Her rich vocal sound has
developed over years of experi-
ence (beginning at 4 years of age)
in performing with a number of
groups including the Heritage
Singers of California.

Juggling a family, writ-
ing, pefomiing, and recording
are several full-time jobs: but she
seems to take it all in stride and
pulls from the difficult times the
humorous incidents she shares
with her audiences. "I think
lie better to

by Izear Fcagins

"Lord, help me!" was
ihe cry of him who had no
desire and no will to become a
student missionary, but he heard

anyway. His name is Kyle
Robinson, and the voice was the
Holy Spirit.

After Kyle decided to
become a student missionary, in
the Spring of 1988, he went to
the student center to look at the
call book and was moved by the
Spirit to accept a call to Palau as

Several months later, on
August 11. 1988. Kyle was at
the William Hatfield Airport in
Atlanta with no plane ticket or
passport. He had thought these
items would be there waiting for
him. They weren't. What could
he do but go home? At his arri-
val there, he found his ticket and
passport on his front porch.
Thai's when he realized that Ihe
Lord wanted him to go to Palau.

After arriving in Palau
on August 18, 1988. Kyle was
exhausted. However, the people
of the island weren't tired, they
were excited about his coming
and wanted to lake him on a
tour while they got acquainted.
While on this lour, he saw many
needs and people whom he
could encourage and teach.

Soon he settled in, leaching
Bible, history, U.S. Govern-
ment. P.E., and more.

As a missionary, Kyle
had to deal with many new
situations. On one memorable
occasion he spoke with a stu-
denl whose parents had died a
month before school started.
Alcohol and drugs became the
only family he knew. Kyle
saw the need and asked for
the Loid's help. Aflermuch
prayer and effort, Ihe student
overcame his addiction and
accepted the Lord.

When Kyle preached
his last sermon and gave a
call, thirty-four students
between the ages of thireen
and twenty-one accepted
Christ. These results rein-
forced Kyle's belief that die
Lord wanted him to be in
Palau to preach His word.

Even though Kyle's
year has ended, he will not
give up the work; in fact, after
he graduates, he plans to
return to Palau for six years.

Presently, Kyle Robin-
son is a sophomore religion
major at Soudiem College, as-
sistant pastor of the GraysvilJe
S.D.A. Church, and president
of The Collegiate Missions
Club. His goal is to send 200
student missionaries from
Southern College to different
parts of the world.

Impo^Aements
top P.E.
Center

Tim Chism

Tennisanyone? Orwould
you prefer a swim, followed by a
nice run? This has been the focus
of attention at the P.E. Center,
entering the fall semester al
Southern College. Increased en-
rollment last year and money
donated by The Committee of
One-hundred has freed up funds
to improve the P.E. department.

The Committee of One-
hundred donated the money nec-
essary to fix the roof of the gym-
nasium, "which is a huge job,"
says Phil Carver, department
chairman.

Kevin Snider, a freshman
and one of the belter tennis play-
ers on campus is very impressed
with the quality of our newly sur-
faced courts. Also. "The new
rubber track is fantastic to run
on," says Chris Case, a junior
Nursing major. Chris continued,
saying, "TTie soft springy surface
allows for a pleasant exercise
without the pain of hard surface
running."

Swimming is also more

Sherri Green on triathalons: It's more a mental challange than a physical

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enjoyable since
been painted i
swimming laps

increased visibility. Finally, for
those students who play basket-
ball, volleyball, and/or sports
which have potential for sprained
ankles, there is a new ice-machine
in the gym for your convenience.
Carver's main goal, now

that everything is completed, is

Len Lastine packs it all up after competing in the 5th Mark deRuiier "To maintain the department,"
annual Southern College Triathalon. keeping everything in tiptop con-

V lanes have dition for all the sports minded
This makes people trying to slay in shape.

All-night
Softball

cancelled due
to rain.

Rescheduled
for Oct. 7.

Image Index

Rate Your First Impression

What kind of first impression do
you make when you walk into a
roomful of business associates?
Are you perceived as authorita-
tive and reliable? Or, are the
impressions you leave behind
sabotaging your chances of get-
ting ahead?

The "IMAGE INDEX" is de-
signed to enable people to calcu-

late their prospects for getting
ahead in situations where first
impressions are important. This
includes getting a new job. earn-
ing a promotion or completing a
successful sales presentation.

Recruitment experts tell us there
are a number of elements that
contribute to an executive's im-
age, including clothes, grooming

and various aspects of body lan-
guage. If one of those elements
doesn't fit in with the overall
look, it can throw off the person's
entire image.

The IMAGE INDEX was devel-
oped in conjunction with Donald
and Karen Kaufrnan of Kaufman
Professional Image Consultants
of Philadelphia. It is based on the
likelihood of making the best
impression on the greatest num-
berof people in most business and
professional

best efforts because their overall
appearance projects the wrong
kind of image," said Karen
Kaufman. "The IMAGE INDEX
can give people a sense of what
they're doing right and wrong,"
added Donald Kaufman.

The IMAGE INDEX lists 1 1 ele-
ments that make up a person's
overall image. One Index is tai-
lored for women and one for men.

After taking the test, you can add
up your score, and immediately
determine how your image meas-

"Too many intelligent, up-and-
coming people undermine their

THE IMAGE INDEX FOR

3. Ankle length, dress or cas-

MEN

ual.

SHIRTS

FACE

I. Long-sleeved, all-cotton,

1. Always clean-shaven.

white, striped or pastel.

2. Have a well-groomed mus-

2. Button-down oxford, any

tache or beard.

color.

3. Not always clean-shaven.

3. Short-sleeved, or anything

that is wash and wear.

HAIR

1. Regularly cut in a conser-

TIES

vative style.

1. AH silk with a subtle pat-

2. Sometimes need a haircut.

tern or stripe.

3. Always worn in the latest

2. Knit ties.

avant-garde style.

3. Clip-ons.

NAILS

SUITS

1 . Groom at least one a week.

1. Traditional single-

2. Clip and clean nails occa-

breasted, navy or grey pin-

sionally.

striped, expertly tailored and

3. Bite regularly.

well-pressed.

2. Designer double-breasted.

HANDSHAKE

with bold patterns or weave.

1. Firm with both men and

molded to body.

women.

3. Prefer sports jacket and

2. Firm with men and limp

slacks.

with women.

3. Squeeze hard to show supe-

SHOES

riority.

1. Classic dress shoes that

Ue.always fi-eshly shined.

EYE CONTACT

2. Usually casual, rarely

1 . Make frequent eye contact.

shined.

2. Not comfortable looking at

3. Don't think about shining-

someone often.

shoes.

3. Normally look around the

room or at feet.

SOCKS

1. Mid- or over-the-calf,

POSTURE

brown, navy or black.

1. Usually stand and sil

2. Mid or over-the-calf, tex-

erectly.

tured or patterned.

2. Don't pay much attention.

3. Tend to slouch.

THE IMAGE INDEX FOR

2. Don't always wear make-up.

WOMEN

3. Applied heavier so that

everybody notices it.

BLOUSES

1. Long-sleeved, silk or cotton.

HAIR

solid or small print, with con-

1. Classic style, well-groomed.

servative necklines.

shoulder length or shorter.

2. Oxford cloth shirts with

2. Generally groomed, no par-

bows.

ticular style.

3. Lace and ruffles, sheer fab-

3. Wear latest style to stand out.

rics or plunging necklines.

NAILS

SUITS

1 . Manicure at least weekly.

1. Classic cut. navy, grey or

2. Occasionally file and groom.

black, made of quality fabric

3. Wait until nails are chipped

and well-fitted.

before polishing.

2. Coordinating jacket and

skirt in complimentary colors.

PURSES/BRIEFCASES

3. Never wear suits.

1 . Carry one well-shined classic

leather bag for everything.

DRESSES

2. Carry a well-organized brief-

I. One or two-piece, natural

case and a purse.

fabric, classic styling, long

3. Briefcase and/or purse is al-

sleeves, in navy, grey or black

ways overstuffed.

with a jacket.

2. Same as above, without a

HANDSHAKE

jacket.

L Firm with men and women.

3. Ruffled, sheer or mini-

2. Only shake when a hand is

dresses.

offered.

3. Don't shake hands.

SHOES

I. Dress shoes, always freshly

E-i^ CONTACT

shined.

I. Make frequent eye contact.

2. Casual or dress shoes, rarely

2. Not comfortable looking at

shined.

someone often.

3. Don't think about shining

3. Nomially look around the

shoes.

room or at feet.

MAKE-UP

POSTURE

1. Lightly applied to enhance

1 . Usually siand and sit erectly.

features and coloring.

2. Don't pay attention.

3. Tend to slouch.

How to Score Your Image Index: 48-66 Congratulations, you're on

Give yourself 6 points for every your way.

#1 answer. 3 points for every #2 30-47 You're on the right track,

answer and 0 points for every #3 but have some work to do.

answer. If your tolal score is: 12-29 Careful, you maybe sabo-

taging your chances of getting
ahead. There's still hope, though.
0- 1 1 You've got a real problem.
Without immediate action, your
chances of making a good first

VIEWPOINTS

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down in their robe

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8:00. ihey should

at 8:00?

nght.

■Heather Wise

-DeanEngel

mbers of the opposite sex after 8:00?

Yes, as long as both dorms
•Dean Hobbs

Guys are in the girl's
after 8:00 anyway. Why
noi make il legal?
-Joel Henderson

•Patrick Matiesen

Upcoming Events

Fridiiv. October 6

-REVERSE WEEKEND-

Vespers. 8:00 p.m.
Dave Smith

Saturday. Oclober 7

WEEKEND-

Church Service:

Gordon Biei7

Humunilies Film

8:00 p.m. On the Walerfronl

Wednesday. Oclob^r 1 1

SA Senaie Meeting,
8:00 p.m.

ThuTMlav. Ctclober 1^

Church Service: Ed Wright
Sunday. Ormh^r K

Monday. Oclober 16

Tuesday. October 17
Naji Hakim. Organ 8:00 p

Arts and Entertainmpnt

Oclober 14.8:00 p.m.

ChaOanooga Symphony and
Opera Association perform the
opera Tosca at Tiyoli Theater. For
more info, call 266-0944.

Saiurdflv. Orrnh^^r 7

UTC vs.WestKenlucky.

Chamberlain field. 7:30 p.m. Call
755-4495 for tickets.

Saturday. Orr^ifyi- 71

VTC vs. CUadel. Chamberlain
field. 7:30 p.m. Call 755-4495

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Machado Wins All Night Softball Tournament

The

Ail-

Night Softball Tourna-
ment was held Saturday
night October 7 after
being delayed due to rain
(he previous weekend.
The format of the tourna-
ment was double elimi-
nation as il has been in
previous years. How-
ever, some of the rules
were changed this year to
speed up play.

Perhaps the
biggest change was the
reduction of the number
of outs per inning from
the traditional 3 to 2.
This rule may have
changed the outcome of
some of the games. For instance.
John Machado's team, the even-
tual tournament champion, was
upset and sent into the losers
bracket by Angel Echemendia's
team. "If it hadn't been for the
two out rule, we probably
wouldn't have beat them," said
Echemendia.

Another proposed

change was not enforced. The
rule in question would have de-
nied home run hitlers the reward
of circling the bases.

The rain delay im-
posed another unusual change in
play. A section of field B's out-
field fencing had to be removed
because of flagball season. The
fence was replaced with rope for

Ground balls
which rolled under the rope were
ruled ground rule doubles. This
may have handicapped teams that
depended on speedy base running.
These changes and the
"Fates of Softball" conspired to
produce a night full of surprises
and upset victories. One big sur-
prise was Jeff Wood's learn elimi-

Police Investigate Attacks

by Gene Krishingner Jr.

(Due to the sensitivity of
this article the names and
description of the victims and
suspects involved are not in-
cluded.)

In the wake of a second
attack on the campus of South-
em College in a four week
period, students as well as the
community are being careful.
Both victims are Southern
College students. This brings

the number of attacks that have
occurred in the last seven
months lo four,

Collegedale Police
Chief Dennis Cramer who has
launched a full investigation
said that three women reported
they were raped while on
school grounds. Each victim
was grabbed from behind and
forced to go to an isolated area.
One of the victims managed to
escape before being raped. At
least two were slightly injured
when they tried to fight back.

according to Collegedale police.

No one has been arrested
in connection with the sexual
attacks but at least one person has
been picked up and taken in for
questioning. "We do have some
suspects," said Cramer, "and
things are coming in every day
regarding the case."

Cramer said that one of
the suspects was identified in a
photo line-up but when the
victim saw the suspect in person
she was not sure if he was the
assailant or not.
Continued on p. 3

nating Monterde. Dur-
ing the regular season
they had been soundly
trounced by Monterde.
Chris Gloudeman's
team put on an impres-
sive show, winning one
game II to 4. This is
surprising considering
that Gloudeman failed

season game. "My team
was hyped up. We had
nothing to lose and the
only way to go was up."
said Gloudeman.

Another major upset
was of a different type
altogether. Ben Kep-

Continued on p. 7

P.O.W. To

Address

Thatcher SS

"From a Cage to
Collegedale" will be Tho-
mas DeGraw's feature at
Thatcher Hall Sabbath
School October 28, 9:45

The former Green
Beret Master Sergeant will
talk about 39 months held
capiivein a North Vietnam-
ese prison camp. He was
the only American held.

"1 was their pel, the
prize possession of a prov-
ential commander," DeGraw
said.

He said he entered
the Army the day after his
17lh birthday after his dad
refused to allow him to go
to spring training camp with
the New York Mets.

Continued on p. 5

The Opium of the People

Constantexposure to dangers will
breed conlempt for them."

-Seneca

We have no choice
but to expose ourselves todanger.
Every time we get behind the
wheel of a car, we place ourselves
environment which is statis-
tically more dangerous than any
battlefield known lo man. As we
all know, walking alone on the
campus of Southern College at
nighl can be dangerous. Yet we
eldom pause to consider the
danger inherent in such actions.
I have heard that the
baseball fans in San Francisco's
Candlestick Park laughed and
as a first response lo Tues-
day's earthquake. They have
lived so long in the shadow of a

killer earthquake that they nt
longer fear such a tragedy.

As Christians, w<
constantly face the danger of sin
We even laugh and joke about i
sometimes. Yet the danger i
poses lo us is even more perilou:
than threats of auto accidents
earthquakes, or the actions c
deranged men could ever bt
These things can only effect ol
feeble earthly existence. Sin. o
Ihe other hand, places our ver

Karl Marx said, "Reli
gion is the opium of the people.
He would have us believe thf
religion dulls our senses, but t
say that sin is the opium of tht
people would be closer I
truth. Through constant exposun
to sin we often fail to recogni:
dangers.

Southern DDDOD

Editor

John Caskey

Associate Editor

Laurie Ringer

Contributing
Editors

Pamela Draper
Sheila Draper
Greg Parkhurst

Photo Editor

Sean Terretta

Lifestyle Editor

Angel Echemendia

Sports Editor

Ben Keppler

Layout Editor

Daniel Potter

Circulation

Julie Jacobs

Advisor

Stan Hobbs

Word Processing

Heather Wise

Member of the Associaled Collegiate Press

Bits and Pieces

by David Denton

Six years is a long time
on a college campus. A gradu-
ate, returning to school for a
visit six years later, isl likely
going to fee! a bit out of place.
School, life has gone on and
forgotten him. His face has
been replaced a hundred items
over by new, young faces. The
hallways he once walked are
now recarpeted and covered by
new, young feet.

Four years, maybe five,
usually marks the passing of a
student from freshman to gradu-
ate. Those who stay longer are
considered to be "professional
students" in no hurry to leave.
Myself? I've been here
going on six years now, only
four of those as a student (The
rest of the time I've spent
catching up on the costs of
being a student). I haven't
regretted my time here at the
college. I've always been able
to keep myself busy, sometimes
too busy, as my grades can
attest.

In my six years at South-
em, I've seen a lot of things
change. New faces arriving, the
Morrises, Malhises, and others;
old faces departing, the
Wagners, the Chrislmans, etc.
I've seen the demise of build-
ings that were here and now
aren't; like Jones Hall, which
became a parking lot. I've seen
buildings restored like Lynn
Wood; and brand new buildings
being constructed, like Brock
Hall. This isn't he same school
I remember from 1 984.

Destiny Drama Co., my
one constant over the years, has
changed as well. Since I joined
the group six years ago. there
have been four student directors,
counting myself, five or six
(depending on who you count)
sponsors, nearly fifty different
members, hundreds of perform-
. and thousand of miles of
travel. There have been un-
countable rewards: new fiiends.
embarrassing moments, items of
ity, and spiritual
fulfillment.

Who can understand
the absolute stillness that fell
on academy audiences as Allan
Martin and I finished the last
few lines of "It's a Very Cold
Night." And what, if not the
movement of the Spirit, can
explain the reverent contempla-
tion and reflection that invari-
ably followed last year's per-
formances of "Light of the
Worid?"

I have seen the Father
working in the lives and minis-
try of my friends in Destiny.

I have experienced the
down side as well. The long

". . . the essence of
Destiney's
personality is found
in people ..."

van trips, the wrong turns, the
poor performances. I've seen
members leave in the middle of
the year because of personal
differences, or poor grades, or
because they simply had to
rearrange priorities. But
through all of the mundane and
discouraging, I've learned to
love Ihe people.

To me the e

eof

Destiny's personality is found in
people like Kevin Rice, who
was director during my first two
years and Rochelle Battistone,
about whom I like everything.
People like Allan Martin, the
current director, who is also
known as Mr. Vocabulary, and
Gary Bradley, whom I wish had
been my brother. People like
Shannon Bom, a beautiful,
concemed Christian, and Dawn
Patton, to whom we said good-
bye with heavy hearts the day
she lost her battle with a termi-
nal disease.

But we're working for
the Lord, and we are striving to
be there when He calls us all
home. Dawn included , to be
part of that great unending
performance of Glory expand-
ing throughout the universe
forever.

When that happens, six
years won't seem very long at
all.

Government Loan Policy
Explained to Students

by Izear F

As of August 24, 1989,
ihe U.S. Department of Educa-
tion is requiring all schools io
announce to iheir students ihe
importance of not defaulting on
student loans. Almost a
billion dollars worth of loans

are currently outstanding. Last
month a meeting was held
during which S.C's financial
advisors explained this new
policy to students

When a student borrows
money using the Perkins Loan,
Guaranteed Student Loan
(GSL), Supplemental Loan for

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Students (SLS), or the Pius
Loan, the student must repay the
loan. The obligation for repay-
ment after graduation or cessa-
tion of enrollment exists regard-
less of job situation, continuing
education, or satisfaction with
school.

If he does not make
payments, he will then go into
default. The default will be
reported to credit bureaus and
any school he has attended, is
attending, or will attend. Also,
he could be sued by the govern-
ment and be made ineligible for
future financial aid. Moreover,
his state and federal income lax
refunds may be withheld or his
checks may be garnished. The
government gives a student six
to nine months to begin his
payments. He must continue to
repay until paid in full.

If an S.C. student has
any questions, he can contact
Ihe financial aid office in
Wrigh; Hall at 238-2835.

Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor:

In the last issue of the
Southern Accent. ! wrote an
article entitled "Campus Rape
Prompts Concern." The format
was designed to stress the
seriousness of the incident. I
had hoped that it would be taken
seriously by all, and that the tips
would be followed.

Monday night. October
9. 1 was bothered by the news

Dear Students,

As supper hour hostess I
would like to express my per-
sonal appreciation for your
cooperation in maintaining a
friendly, responsible, attitude in
your lovely dining room away
from home.

I receive many positive
comments due to your friendly
conversations with visiting
guests during supper, especially
from folks not of our religious
persuasion, and Elder Hostel
guests.

-Evelyn Moore.

that an attempted rape had taken
place Sunday night, October 8.
The girl was walking alone at
night by the playground at iHe
elementary school.

What needs to be said or
done to stress the importance of
using common sense? Don't go
out at night if you don't have to.
If you must be some place,
PLEASE take :

It would be unfortunate
for someone attending college to
have to leave early because of a
trauma such as rape.

No one has been charged
with any crime. That means he
could still be out there. Protect
yourself — use your head. Don't
fool yourself in to thinking it
could never happen to you,
because it very well might.

-Tamara Michalenko

Dear Editor.

I am writing in regards
to the recent lead article in the
Southern Accent, t think it is
good that the story entitled
"Campus Rape Prompts Con-
cern" was run since it was the
focus on campus for quite some
time, but I feel it was written in
a totally tasteless manner. It
was not necessary to publicize
the details of this girl's experi-
ence across the entire campus.
Think of how she must have fell
when she read the ariicle. No
one in their right mind would

want to find a story about
themselves of this nature pub-
lished in the school newspaper.
And really, think about it. these
details were not anyone's

I feel the appropriate
follow-up to this article is a
written apology in the next issue
of Southern Accent. Let's try to
make her life easier, not more
difficult.

Sincerely,

Lorena Wolff

Attacks

Coininiiedfrom p. I
"It's such a trau-
matic experience for the
girl that often times the
description is very vague,"
explained Cramer who is
using the help of Chat-
tanooga authorities to draw
a composite photo of the

Meanwhile the alert
is up. "We've increased
our usual patrol quite a bit,"
Cramer said, "and we'll

to do so for some

According to police
reports all the attacks have
occurred between 8 p.m.
and 10 p.m.. and within an
eighth of a mile from each
other. Also the description
of the assailant is similar in
all cases. The latest two
attacks both happened on a
Sunday, two weeks apart.

"One thing we're
doing is checking out any
and all leads." Cramer
said. "At least until we can
prove otherwise."

Dean of Students,
Bill Wohlers, said the ad-
ministration is trying to
speed up the program of
improving lighting on the
campus and is encouraging
the organization of a stu-

"Our c

sihe

physical safety of all the
students," said Wohlers re-
garding the recent attacks.
"We can try to protect
ourselves and others." he
added, "since we can't
apprehend Ihe person our-

Cramer also dis-
courages students from
attempting lo apprehend or
"catch" the rapist. He said
it could ruin the case
because of technicalities in-
volving the rights of the

Cramer warns
students to be careful.
"Stay in lighted areas." he
said. "No matter what
you're doing, act like
you're going somewhere.
Statistics show that you
will be less likely to be
accosted if you follow these
suggestions."

The Collegedale
police department is en-
couraging anyone with
information lo report it.

Journalism Club
Elects Officers

Tamara Michalenko

The Journalism depart-
menl has formed a new Journal-
ism Club for all majors and/or
minors in public relations or
journalism. There are 19 charier
members. Officers have been
elected. Their names are below,
as well as the offices they hold,
with a brief sketch of their ac-
complishments.

President: Randall Gilliam.
Randall is a junior journalism
major from Florida. He previ-
ously attended Seminole Com-
munity College. There he
served as co-editor and reported
for SCC's Journey Magazine.
Randall feels that the Joumalism
Club has a great future and
encourages anyone interested in
joumalism or public relations to
join.

Vice-President: Jim King. Jim
is a senior public relations
major. He has attended SC for
two years. During that time he
has been a student missionary in

Taiw

live al WSMC. Currently, he is
the promotions assistant for the
radio station. Jim enjoys pho-
tography, layout, and talking
with diverse types of people.

Treasurer: Andrea Nicholson.
Andrea is a junior public rela-
tions major with a minor in
business. She is currently
working in the public relations
office at SC. Her responsibili-
ties include writing press re-
leases for local papers such as
the Chattanooga Times, News
Free Press, and East Hamilton
County Journal. Andrea is also
a regular reporter for the South-
em Accent.

Secretary; Tammy Wolcoit.
Tammy is a junior public rela-
tions major from Florida. She
has attended SC for three years
since she graduated from Forest
Lake Academy in 1987.

Tammy has been a feature
editor and news reporter for the
Southern Accent, covering
McKee Library. Also, she was
a photographer for the 1989
Strawberry Festival.

Modern Language Department Offers
Adventures Abroad

Southern College is a stu-
dent's ticket to experience for-

eign

If interested in traveling, a
student might want to consider
American Colleges Abroad.
ACA is an association of eleven
North American SDA colleges
and universities, including South-
ern, which gives students a
chance to study in oth(

while continuing their home col-
lege programs.

Laura Putnam, a junior
who went to France with ACA,
said, "I think it's a growing expe-
rience. Everyone should take the
opportunity to spend time abroad
because it changes the perspec-
tive on life."

Although this program
especially benefits those who
want to major in a language and/
or are majoring in the humanities

Talge Hall residents

in San Francisco

area, people with other majors are
welcome, too.

When a student
decides to go to a foreign college
under the ACA plan, he has a
choiceof three colleges. Fees for
these colleges, including tuition,
room , and board, are paid
through Southern College.

While away, the student is
still considered a member of
Southern College.

If interested in the ACA
program, sec Dr. Helmut Ott or
go 10 the admissions or records
olfice. Students should apply
the spring previous to the year
that they want lo go.

Another travel opportu-
nity for students, which is not
yet fully approved, is hosted by
the Modem Languages depart-

Hclmut Ott, chairman of
this department, has received
permission from Southern
College to take intermediate
level Spanish students to Mex-
ico to lake the Spanish II course.

If plans work out, the
students will be staying at the
SDA University of Montemore-
los and will be taught by Dr.
Ott.

Oil said the only thing
that needs to be done before
these plans are definite is to get
the OK from the university in
Mexico.

If approved, the program
will begin this summer and last
for approximately six to eight
weeks — six weeks for school
and two weeks for sightseeing.
Only ten lo twelve students will
be allowed lo go on this trip.

The cost for the program
is not settled, but the final cost
will include luilion for six hours
credit, room and board in the
university droms, and traveling

Oil said that the trip will
be "A good opportunity (for the
students) to sharpen (their)
Spanish speaking skills and to
become familiar with Spanish

Expository
Writing Class
to be Added
This Spring

Advanced Exposi-
lory Writing, a new upper
division three-hour writ-
ing class, will be intro-
duced next semester.
Designed for students
headed for professional

rbusi

rfor

anyone wishing to
sharpen writing skills, the
class will be taught to
meet the needs and inter-
ests of the particular stu-
dents who enroll.

David Smith, Eng-
lish Dept. chairman, said
the class helps fill a "huge
gap in the curriculum."

"In the past, no in-
struction in expository
writing has been provided
beyond college composi-
tion," he said. "Any stu-
dent planning to enter a
job where writing skills
are important would find
this course invaluable."

Pam Harris, of the
Journalism and Communi-
cations Dept., will teach
the course. She has
written for a wide variety
of publications.

"Students can
expect a workshop for-
mat," she said about
leaching style. "We will
read and analyze a variety
of writing — especially pe-
riodicals in the fields of
individual students."

"Producing a piece
of writing for publication
will be one of the projects
ofthe course." she said.

Becai

eofil

interdisciplinary nature,
the course is creating en-
thusiasm among many de-
partments across the
campus.

"This class should
be required of all upper-
division students," Smith
said.

Tentatively sched-
uled for 2 p.m. Tuesday
and Thursday, the class is
limited to 15 students.

Journalism Department Offers
Second Semester Seminar

Dan Rather. Sam
Donaldson, Edna Buchanan,
and Linda Ellerbee will make
appearances in the Journalism
Department's Seminar Room
second semester, according to
chairman R. Lynn Sauls.

"Not in person, but in
their best-seller books," he said.
"The entire Journalism faculty
and students who register for
the one-credit course. Commu-
nicator's Bookshelf, will meet
six evenings during the semes-
ter to discuss the books se-
lected."

Sauls will lead the first
discussion of Pulitzer prize
winner Edna Buchanan's The
Corp.se Had a Familiar Face.

Business

Club

Names

Officers

by John Negley

This year's Busi-
ness Club, (Alpha Kappa Psi) is
determined to gel everyone
involved in the activities they
have planned. In fact, to get
more people to sign up, the club
gave away a free dinner for two
to the Olive Garden to Greg
Glass.

The new officers
were chosen this year from the
executive committee nomi-
natedlastyear. They are: Presi-
dent, David Van Meter; V.P. of
Religious Activities, Ervin
Brown; V.P. of Public Rela-
tions, John Negley; V.P. of
Social Activities, Skip Holley;
V.P. of Records. Gayle Miller;
and V.P. of Finance. Todd
Werner. Other members of the
executive committee include:
Rob Fulbright, Don Gates and
Chuck Kendall. This year's
sponsors are Kim Arellano.
David Haley, and Dan Rozell.

The book is an account of police
reporting for the Miami Herald.

Pam Harris will lead the
discussion on Sam Donaldson's
Hold on Mr. President!. Frances
Andrews on Linda Ellerbee's
And So It Goes. Volker Hen-
ning on Dan Ralher's The
Camera Never Blinks, and Sauls
on the Poynter Institute's an-
thology of prize-winning pieces.
Best Newspaper Writing of
1988.

The course has two
purposes, said Sauls. "To
provide opportunity for students
to read some well-written books
about communicators and com-
municating and to give them a
chance to interact with teachers

and classmates in discussing the
content, meaning, and signifi-
cance of some books irnportant
to the field of communication,"

Communicator's Book-
shelf is open to students who are
not in the department, said
Sauls, but space priority will be
given to broadcast, news-edito-
rial, and public relations majors
and minors. "The ideal number
for this kind of course is eight to
12," he said, "But we will allow
up to 15."

Students who want to
reserve a place should sign up at
the Department of Journalism
and Communication in Brock
Hall.

English Club Views

Shakespear

ian Comedy

Amanda Sheffield.

by Sheila Draper

who also attended, com-

The English Club

mented, "I thought Mal-

held its first official func-

volio (one ofthe charac-

tion on Saturday night.

ters) was very well-cast.

October 14. About forty-

This was my first

five people from Southern

Shakespearian play and I

attended the Shakespear-

was very impressed.

ian production of

Karen Alvarez

"Twelfth Night." The

continued, "I really like

play centers on a twin

the stage setting. It was

brother and sister who are

simple but versatile. The

separated in a shipwreck

plot was easy to follow.

and eventually reunited

too.

after a series of mishaps.

Rick Mann re-

It was presented by the

marked that even thought

North Carolina

he had seen the play

Shakespeare Festival at

before, seeing it again

the UTC Fine Arts Center.

had been very enjoyable.

David Smith, English

Overall, those who

Club sponsor, said, "I

attended seemed to have

thought the characters

a good time. Having

were very well-cast. I

such a high-caliber per-

especially enjoyed hear-

formance available to us

ing Shakespeare's songs

in the Chattanooga area

put to music. Sometimes

was very rewarding.

that isn't often pre-

sented."

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Softball

Coniimiedfromp. I
extremely upsel when it was
forced to forfeit both of its
games. Keppler was unable to
attend the tournament and not
enough of his players showed up
[o field a team.

Machado was the
acknowledge favorite going
into the tournament. His team
won the tournament the past two
years and was undefeated dur-
ing the regular season. Despite
the untimely loss to
Echemendia. Machado defeated
Hayes twice in the finals to win
the championship. Thus, he is
able to claim back to back to
back championships, something
his beloved Lakers have been
unable lo accomplish.

The tournament
ended about 3:30 a.m. Sunday
morning, leaving the victors to
celebrate and the vanquished to
plan for next year's revenge.
The general consensus accord-
ing to participants was that the
tournament went well. Ten-
sions were high, upsets were
abundant, play was of high qual-
ity and everyone enjoyed the
competition. Everyone, that is,
except Keppler's team.

POW

Coniiimedfroin p. 7
"1 was a stone-cold
atheist in Viet Nam." DeGraw
said. "I knew more about
Buddha than Jesus."

He said as a prisoner
he was blind, bald, and looked
like a survivor of the Nazi
death camp Auschwitz. "I
knew I was going to die in that

Invited to the White
House to lunch with then
President Jimmy Carter,
DeGraw was decorated for
heroism in combat and for
valor for his work in the
Middle East.

He was also nominated
for the Congressional Medal
of Honor by his commanding
officer and received the Army
Commendation.

"I went to Southeast
Asia for my class trip," he
jokes. "I'm not the likely
person God would present
Himself to."

DeGraw said his pur-
pose for telling his story is to
"Lift up the Greatness of the
Lord, His love and His for-
giveness, and His willingness
to provide salvation for every-
one regardless of what you
have done."

SM Writes from
Puerto Rico

by Laura Mann

Do you like adventure,
traveling, and hours of hard-
work? If yes. I have the perfeci
job for you — be a student

missionary.

Puerto Rico two months ago to
be an English teacher, but when
I arrived I found another supr-
ise. I was going to teach the
two subjects I hated the most
"math and science." What an
adventure!

livi'l

Besides unexpected
surprises an SM gets a chance to
travel to many places. Although
Puerto Rico is a small island,
there are lots of beautiful places
to see. I found the beaches quite

Finally, you have all the

hard-work of teaching thirty,
hyper-active children. But, evt
after you've screamed and
punished them, they still come
and give you a nice big hug.

This is my life as an SN
in Puerto Rico, Come join in
the fun. doing God's work.

Just for the Health of It

Q: Is there a s

; for acne?

A: The phrase "sure cure" is
pretty powerful. First let's dis-
cuss what acne is. Acne vulgaris
occurs when thcducisof the seba-
ceous (oil) glands gel plugged
with bacteria, sebum (oil), and
dead cells. When this material is
oxidized it takes on a black color.
This is not dirt. We call them
blackheads or comedos. Pimples
will then form when continuous
pressure from the oil brakes
through the walls of the ducts and
escapes into the tissue to cause
swelling and redness. Scarring
takes place depending on the ex-
tent of damage to the duct.

As far as acne control is
concerned you will be relieved to
learn that no relation has been
made between acne and diet. So if
you do not mind the fat, sodium,
sugar, calories and chemicals in
junk foods go right ahead. But do
remember that a balanced diet is
the key to health maintenance.
Nevertheless, allergies to choco-
late look very similar if not iden-
tical to acne. So if you break-out
afier eating chocolate products
take the possibiities of allergic
reactions into consideration.
Also hormone imbalances will
affect oil production thus increas-
ingtheriskforacne. Thismaybe
triggered by stress, puberty, and

by Darlcne Almeda. R. N.

squeezing pimples. Yes, Iknow
I am asking alot from you but
this may cause permanent
scarring and further infection.
Another vital factor, ladies, is
make-up. By trying to cover up
pimples with make-up and
concealer you may be aggravat-
ing matters because of their oil
base. If you absolutely cannot
do without make-up give water
based cosmetics a try.

Useful medications
include antibiotics. These must
be prescribed to you by your
physician not your roommate's
cousin who just happens to have
some left-over from his pubes-
cent years. Retin-A is another
frequently used prescription
medicine which supresses the
sebaceous glands and yields and
anti-inflammatory effect.
Widely known over-the-counter
remedies such as those contain-
ing benzoil peroxide will help

2 the rate of n

vcell

growth thus aiding the dead
ones to slough off. All these
methods of control should be
supervised and approved of by
your physician or dermatologist.
And last but not least be
aware of the fact that acne is not
related to unclean liness, dietary
discrepancies nor aberrant social
behavior as much of the unedu-
cated public wishes to believe.
Now you know better.

dcd

Frequent and vigorous
scrubbing and washing of
affected area should be avi
especially during the cold and
dry winter months. Once or
twice a day with a mild soap
will suffice. Also abstain from

Q: Which is better for you:
walking or jogging?
A: Walking and jogging have
both been labeled as great forms
of cardiovascular exercise. Yet
many authorities agree that

between the two, walking is the
better. The main reason for this
conclusion is that walking does
not jar the ankles, knees, or hips
as jogging does. Our joints
were not designed to receive the
high impact caused by each
bounding step in a job. Have
you heard of low impact aero-
bics? Well, walking holds the
same principle thai doing the
optimal amount of cardiovascu-
lar and high endurance exercise
with the lowest risk of injury or
damage to the joints.

Walking is indeed an
aerobic exercise. I am not
referring to the leisurely strolls
one takes at the mall but rather
to a brisk walk with arms
swinging at the sides and torso
aligned with the legs. To make
the most of your walks and to
get maximum cardiac results,
aulhorites suggest that you walk
for 30 minutes 3-5 times each
week. The regularity, my
friend, is the key. One can only
reach his highest level of health
through regular exercising.
Because walking is
aerobic it will bum not only fat
on your legs but throughout the
enitre body. When walking, the
back and abdomen get an
excellent workout by keeping
aligned with the legs. Since
mile for mile jogging bums only
20% more calories than brisk
walking, why take the risk of
joint injury when a good brisk
walk will do the job? Regard-
less of which one you choose to
do. walking or jogging, remem-
ber not to do it after dark or by
yourselves, ladies.

S.C. Students

Affected by

Hurricane

by Andrea Nicholson

For many of us. it was
jusl another newscast and one
more disaster report to add to
the countless number we hear
daily. But to several Southern
College students, hurricane
Hugo meant personal disaster
and devastation.

Aiinda Martin, whose
home on the island of St. Croix
was among those that were
damaged by Hugo on September
17, said she heard about the
hurricane on the news.

"TTie bad winds and rain
started about 2 o'clock in the
afternoon," she said. "By 6
o'clock, all the phone lines
were down, and I couldn't get
through."

Dean Rose tried to
contact the island by phone to
find out any information about
the families of the ladies in
Thatcher, but she couldn't get
through, either.

Aiinda said she worried
constantly and looked al the
news every day for some clue of
how much damage the hurricane
had done to the island where her
family lives.

It was two weeks after
the hurricane struck that Aiinda
finally talked to her fmaily. Her
mother had tried to get through
to her sooner, but there were
long lines to the only phone in
the area.

"I can't really explain il.
You have to see it to believe it,"
her mother said of the damage
to the island. "People arc
running out of food, and every
house has something wrong
with it."

Alinda's house was
located on a high elevation of
the island, so her family didn't
evacuate. She said her parents
and brother watched as the roof
was blown off three quarters of
the house. They had to bail
water out the windows as it rose
inside.

"Compared to the other
homes, our damage was minor,"
Aiinda said. Her father is a
carpenter, so he will be able to
repair their hourse.

Alinda's mother, who
worked for the bus company.

will be out of work for some
time. The hurricane destroyed
all the schools, and it will be a
long time before they can be
rebuilt.

Dahila Hodge called
home eariy that Sunday morning
when she heard the hurricane
was going to hit near her home.
Her family didn't think it would
do much damage in the area
where they live, so she and her
sister, Juliet, didn't worry at
first.

But when news reports
told ihem the damage to the
island was extensive, the two
sisters said they just cried and
prayed that their families and
homes would be spared.

Il was two weeks before
they heard from their mother. "I
started screaming when she
called," said Dahila.

The Hodge's live in an
apartment near the sea, so their
family had to evacuate to a
shelter during the storm. Dahila
said her mother was injured
when the shelter caved in, and
her brother got food poisoning
from the canned foods that were
provided.

The winds shattered the
glass windows in their apart-
ment, and the furniture was
blown all over the rooms. Juliet
said their apartment will be
repaired and her family can
move back in, but they lost all
their belongings in the hurri-

UTC Professor to Address
Journalism Club

by Tamara R. Michalenko

The Journalism Club
will hear Tom Griscom on
Thursday. October 26.
He was formerly in charge of
communication and planning
at the White House during
former President Reagan's
first term.

Griscom is currently
holder of the West Chair of
Excellence in Communica-
tion and public Affairs at
UTC. He will speak on

ing Exxon, Tylenol, Eastern
AiriinesDCIO. his function
at UTC, and Dan Quayle.
"Everyone is wel-
come to attend, but reserva-
tions need to be made.

There is a sign up sheet at the
Journalism department."
encourages Randall Gilliam,
President of the Journalism
Club. Sign up by Thursday,
October 19.

Griscom will speak at
Churchill's restaurant. Hors
d'oeuvres will be served at
5:30 p.m. Griscom will begin
his presentation at about 6
p.m.

Transportation will
not be provided. If you will
be needing a ride, indicate so
on the sign up sheet.

There is no charge.
The event is sponsored by the
Chattanooga chapter of the
International Associate of
Business Communicators

Missionary Relates
ChineseExperience

by Julie Jacobs

Daphney Ramsey also
lives on St. Croix. She talked to
her family a week after Hugo
struck her home. The roof blew
off her house while her mom,
stepdad, and little brother and
sister huddled in the closet for
protection. "It sounded like a
bomb when the roof went," her
mother said.

Daphney's stepdad fixed
the roof, and she said an insur-
ance agent will be coming soon
to assess the damage. She will
be going home for Christmas.

There were more S.C.
students whose homes were
damaged in the hurricane. They
said they were all a support for
each other during the weeks
following the storm, watching
the news, crying, and praying.
All are thankful that their
families are alive, and they
continue to pray that their island
home will slowly be restored.

Towering head and
shoulders above the rest, Peter
Luchak, 6'2", has a uniqi
of the people of China. 1
lived in the People's Republi_
of China for only 15 months, he
stated during the assembly
program on October 12 that he
is ready to go back.

Sponsored by Eden
Valley Institute of Colorado,
Luchak was commissioned to
teach at an English language
school. March of 1988 found
Luchak and his wife, Rachel, at
Yanbian Teacher's College.

Situated in the northeast
comer of China, Yanbian
Teacher's College is found in
the city of Yanji. This small
city with the a population of
250,000 is part of the Korean
Autonomous Region which
encourages Korean independ-
ence. The two-year government
college for training high-school
level English teachers has 100
students.

The Luchak's stay in
China was short-lived since they
were sent home last June. The
Democracy movement at Bei-
jing made it unsafe for them to
stay. Five days after the Tian-
anmen Square Riot, the Lu-
chak's packed their bags and
flew to the United Slates.

The Luchak's are antici-

pating their return to China. On
November 7. the family will n\
back to China, to complete the
work they've started.

Foreigners have not
always been allowed to live in
China. The Luchaks feel privi-
leged to be allowed to serve in
this country. "The thing I am
most impressed with," said
Luchak, "Is the friendliness and
openness of the Chinese

Besides teaching classes
in English, the Luchaks plan to
set up a Health Reconditioning
Center. The people are curious
to discover the health message
practiced by the Luchak family.
Healthy eating habits and
personal cleanliness are not
always practiced by the Chi-

Thc arrival of the Lu-
chak's first child, Ellen, bom in
July, 1988, aroused the curiosity
of many. Many questioned
Rachel's care of the child. They
marvelled that the child grew
despite the fact she wasn't fed
meat and kept heavily bundled.

"Out of the 1.4 billion
people who live in China, only
60,000 are estimated to be
Seventh-day Adventists," said
Luchak. "There's a lot of work
to do, and we just want to do

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$2,500 in valuables stole
from the Campus Shop.

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Destiny: Makes Christianity Fun

by Jo-Anne E. Sievenson

This

elhes

desolate. The rows of seats in
the auditorium were empty
except the first few where the
actors sat. The lighls were
turned up and the strings of the
guitar played lightly to the
singing voices of those present.
A lively worship talk began and
a rehearsal followed. It was
7:00 p.m. on a Thursday night —
time for the 90 minutes practice
for members of the Destiny
Drama Company. '

Southem College's
drama group was started by two
students and campus ministries
in 1979, making this year its
lOlh anniversary. Through
Christian theatrical arts the
group tries to convey the perti-
nence, power, and personality of
Jesus and His gospel. It has
performed throughout the
southeastern United States at
academies, colleges, youth
rallies, the streets of Gatlinburg,
and Hamilton Place Mall in
Chattanooga. "Destiny is
probably one of the more recog-
nized Christian theatrical groups
in the denomination," says
director Allan Martin.

Martin and the audition
committee, which is made up of
faculty specifically from the
speech and English departments
and C.A.R.E. ministries, chose
this year's 15 members. The
group is limited to 15 members
because it is a "very functional
number," says Martin. This
makes the audition committee's
job very difficult because
"There are a lot of talented
people on this campus." Mem-
bers are eventually chosen

because of good citizenship
records and good academic
standings. The committee also
observes each auditioning
student's display of commit-
ment and dedication.

Each week for 90 min-
utes the members meet in Lynn
Wood Hall to take care of
business matters and to rehearse
for upcoming performances.
Because Destiny is an outreach
ministry, it schedules off cam-
pus perfomiances twice a
month. This explains why they
rarely perform on campus.

Tricia Green who joined
Destiny for the first time this
year says she wanted to be a
part of Destiny because it
"Makes Christianity look fun."
Destiny offers each member
something special. Rochelle
Battistone who has been a

member for three years says,
"The one thing I like about
Destiny are the friends I make."
For David Denton, who has
been in Destiny for six years, it
has been the source of emo-
tional growth, "The unity you
have with fourteen different
people who love the Lord just
rubs off on you," says Denton.
Destiny has also provided
Denton with the opportunity to
sharpen his creative writing
skills. This year's home show
will be written and directed by
Denton and George Turner.
Denton adds that when the
group first began, all of the
material was original but gradu-
ally the group stopped writing
original skits; however, this year
"Hopefully we will have an
original play for the home

Destiny is financed soley
through C.A.R.E. ministries.
Public Relations and other
exposure has helped it finan-
cially. The group also receives
a stipend for traveling accomo-
dations and expenses. The
group's tour advisor is Elder
Jim Herman, and its administra-
tive sponsor is Dr. Don Dick.

During the mid-term
break Destiny will perform at
Andrews University, in the
Pioneer Memorial Church and
in the Crossroads Sabbath
school. There, the seats will fill
with an audience. The lights
will dim. The stage will come
alive as Destiny presents the
Holy Spirit though its dramatic
abilities and Christian commit-

C.A.R.E. Week Octobcer 22 - 27

Monday - Balloon Day - Give a balloon

Tuesday - Flower Day - Give a Hower

Wednesday - C.A.R.E. Day - Give a C.A.R.E. card

Tlirusday - Button Day - Share a tlioughl

Friday - Hug Day - Sliare your appreciation

"The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" will be shown in
die cafeteria for lunch in a four part series on Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

Balloons, flowers, and C.A.R.E. cards will be available at
the student center on the designated days. Balloons are free
and the flowers are $.50.

Paper with which to make buttons will be available at the
Student Center. Monday through Thursday. After you have
designed your button, return it to the student center where it
will be assembled for you.

Greater Love Hath No
Man Than This . . .

by David Wingate

"Greater love hath no
man ihan this, that a man lay
down his life for his friends."

I met Jesus at a confused
stage of my adolescence. I did
not desire to be close to him for
we had nothing in common.
But He persisted and showed
me letters He had written.
Through these writings 1 found
the love, counseling, and gener-
osity of Jesus Christ— who has
completely changed my world.

On the road to self-

Community Service Center
Aids Hurricane Victims

The Seventh-day Ad-
ventist Community Service
Center works with other Chat-
tanooga area agencies and
denominations to help people in
need. Although it's services are
mainly devoted eastern Chat-
tanooga, they were recently
extended to residents of
Bishopville, South Carolina.

On September 22,
Hurricane Hugo struck the
South Carolina coastline with
full fury. Charleston was
devastated, and many surround-
ing cities received considerable
damage. A tornado emerged
from the storm and flattened the
town of Bishopville, population
3.500. According to Lee
County administrator Barry
Hickman, 589 homes were
severely damaged, and another
102 were beyond repair. The
tornado caught up many mobile
homes, and scattered them
about. 236 of them were de-
stroyed, and 214 suffered major
damage. All of the major
businesses in town displayed
moderate to severe damage.
The cotton crop was spread far
and wide giving the fields a
snow covered appearance.

When the news of this
calamity reached Chattanooga,
many people pulled together to
prepare necessary relief for the
victims. The Adventist Com-
munity Service Center was
chosen as the central point to

by Kerri Healey

bring the supplies. Channel 12
News and WDEF picked up the
story, and appealed to the public
for food, paper products, and
other needed materials. The
response seemed slow at first,
but as the days passed, the
provisions began to pour in.
Some volunteers stood at the
doors to help bring in the dona-
tions, while others organized
and boxed the supplies. The
names, addresses, and goods
were recorded. Even with all
the commotion, there still
appeared to be an atmosphere of
order, as each volunteer did his
or her job tirelessly and cheer-
fully.

At the beginning of the
last week in September, the
upstairs classroom at the Ad-
ventist Community Service
Center exhibited only one lonely
pile of donations. However, as
the days went by, the pile
increased, so that by the middle
of the next week, the once vast
expanse of floor space was now
covered with a tremendous
mountain of boxes.

In order to lessen the
confusion when the workers
arrived at their destination, each
box of goods was prepared to
supply adequate food for a
specific number of days.

Aftera week of fast-
paced organization, vans from
Southern College and the
Adventist Community Center

were scheduled lo take the
boxes to South Carolina. Some-
one had gone ahead earlier
searching for the best location to
take the supplies. Word came
back that Charleston was over-
whelmed with trailers full of
food, and the search began for
another city. After consulting
with the South Carolina gover-
nor, Bishopville was agreed
upon as the recipient town.

Seven representatives
from the Adventist Community
Service Center left with the vans
at 4:30 on the morning of
October 4, 1989. The head van
carried a banner (graciously
donated by a local printer) that
read "Hugs for Hugo— Chat-
tanooga Cares." From the
beginning their efforts were
greatly welcomed. Several
workers distributed food, while
others helped with repair work,
and assisted in other areas.
These volunteers worked over-
time to provide all the help they
could give.

The main purpose of
each volunteer was not "What
will 1 get out of it?", but rather,
"What can I do to help?" With-
out these people, "Hugs for
Hugo" would never have been
possible. The unselfish giving
of Chattanooga shows that when
it comes to helping a neighbor,
Chattanooga truly shines.

destruction, I found deloured
thorough His compassion.
Unlike other friends. Jesus was
not shy about expressing love.
He shows me adoration
through His patience and warm-
heartedness. On occasions 1
will push Him aside, and though
this must hurt, He always seems
to understand.

Whenever 1 am in a
bind, my Friend and 1 determine
plausible solutions. His amaz-
ing wisdom helps to keep my
life on steady ground.

Through His counsel, I
have come to love and forgive
my enemies. During my child-
hood my stepfather and I did not
get along. Many times lex-
pressed hatred toward him. But
a Presence comforted me and
silenced my cries of anguish. I
learned that this Presence was
the warm embrace of my dearest
Companion, Jesus Christ. He
taught me to behold others with
eyes of compassion.

Along with this new
outlook, my Friend has given
me many more cherished gifts.
He helped me to purchase a car.
handed me money in times of
need, provided me with re-
sourceful books, and at present
is helping lo finance my educa-
tion. His extreme generosity
has prompted me to pursue the
same quality.

My greatest gift from
Jesus puzzles me. but I know He
sacrificed a lot for it. I commit-
ted a crime — one deserving of
death. He, however, was inno-
cent and worthy of eternal life.
But my Best Friend took my
place! He paid the price of
death and suffering for me.
Thus, I became guiltless and no
longer required execution. He
gave me life and told me this
gift was for everyone.

Many years have passed,
but our friendship grows
stronger. I continue to learn and
depend upon Jesus and try to
introduce Him lo others. If you
are not yet acquainted with my
Friend, I know He desires your
company. Call on His name.
He is eager to express His love
and heal your heataches.
Surely, greater love hath no
man than this...!"

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I feel thai college sludenls

unfortunaie if Ihey d
away with it.
-Jose Monies

It brings back lovely
memories of my freshmen
year in academy.
-Anissa Houselv

If they want to skip, they
will. Mid term or no.
•Lisa Hollinger

Events

Saturday, October 21
Church Service, Gordon
Bietz

Sunday, Oclober 22
Nora Kyle, Flutist
Ackerman Auditorium, 8:00

Tuesday, October 24
Alexander Troandze, Pianis
Ackerman Auditorium,
8:00 p.m.

Thursday, October 26
Assembly, Church
H.M.S. Richards, Jr.
11:00 a.m.

Friday, Oclober 27
Vesfwrs. Church
8:00 p.m.

Saturday, October 28
Southern College Choral
Extravaganza, P.E. Center
8:00 p.m.

Sunday, October 29

Set Clocks BACK One Hour!

Monday, October 30
SA Picnic Supper

Tuesday, October 3 1
SA Bam Party

Thursday, November 2
Last day to drop a class and
automatically receive "W."

SA Apple Dumpling Gang
Party!

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"Work of Haydn*
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Treasure Series, Silver Ball-

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p. 2 Editorials
P. 3,5 News
P.4 Religion
P. 6 Features
P.7 SM Letters
P.8 More News
P.9 Health
P.lOFallFest
P,12 Viewpoints

Volume 45. Number 5

SOUTHERN

ACCENT

Fall Festival Photo Feature
Pages 10, 11

November 2, 1989

Earthquake

Shakes

West Coast

Students

By Steve Stilson

Claire Gonzalez, an 18 year-
old Business major at Pacific
Union College, chats with her
friend Darren Dee as he drives
onlo the lower level of the San
Francisco Bay Bridge.

The time is 5:03 p.m.

They had attended PUC's SA
Fall Picnic ihat day in Golden
Gale Park, and had left early to
go shopping in San Francisco.
Jusi that morning. Claire had
said she didn't feel a part of any
big events in the world.

Suddenly the car swerved out
of control. Claire glanced up in
time to see a wall fall in front of
them. "It took me a few sec-
onds to figure out that this wall,
which I hadn't seen before, was
the bridge!" she says.

The time is 5:04 p.m.

Darren pulled over and
stopped, saying "It's an earth-
Angelica Fisher, the passenger
in the back seat, got out and ran
ahead. She saw water spraying
up from a broken water main.
"I really thought the bridge was
sinking." she says. "I thought
'This is it, guys!' Let's get out
of here now!'" she screamed.
They grabbed everything out the
car and sprinted back to Treas-
ure Island, the island in the
middle of San Francisco Bay.
There another aftershock hit
them. Angelica thought about
the people that were important
10 her. "Oh man! I really didn't
get to say good-bye!"

In another vehicle. Camille
Hogaboam, a junior nursing
student and sister of Walla
Walla College senior Jeffrey
Co/I/, on p. 5

Who ya gonna call? Bam Party Grand Prizt
' Greg Cruz. Jeff Gang, and WahHutt

Grammy Nominee Phipps to Perform

By Andrea Nicholson

The Collegedale Church will
house some powerful preachin'
and gospel singin' on Thursday,
November 16, when Winiley
Phipps

"He's

dynamic
and good
with young

said Craig Lastine, Student As-
i president. Lastine

ited Phipps to Southern after
hearing him speak at an Advent-
ist Intercollegiate Association
National Leadership Convention
in Washington, D.C. last April.

Phipps will speak at the Stu-
dent Association's 1 1 a.m.
assembly program in (he church
November 16. That evening,
Phipps will perform a sacred
musical concert in the church at
7 p.m.

A 1988 Grammy Award
Nominee, Phipps has performed
before audiences across the
United States, Europe, Austra-
lia, the Caribbean, and Africa.
He accompanied Jess Jackson
on his peace-seeking mission to

several countries in Southern
Africa in August, 1986.

Phipps became acquainted
with Black American Gospel
during his college days in
Alabama. It was then that he
first began writing Gospel

Since earning a Master's of
Divinity degree from Andrews
University. Phipps has devoted
his life to reaching out to man-
kind. His life-long love for
music has evolved into a
unique multi-cultural fomi of
Gospel music he both writes
and performs.

Cont.onp.2

Com. from p. I
Bom in Trinidad, West
Indies. Phipps grew up in
Montreal. Quebec. He cur-
rently lives in Columbia,
Maryland with his wife.
Linda, and two sons,
Winllcy II and Winston He
is the pastor of the Capitol
Hill Seventh-day Advcniist
Church in Washington.
D.C.

David Denton's: Bits and Pieces

Editors Note:

Uniil atroul 4:30 a.m. EST, ihis

was the best issue of the Accenl put

At itiai lime, a scrisot incredible
human erors and even more
incredible computer failures
rcsulied in the complete, total and
irrevocable loss of ihe entire sports
page. I wish to express my sincere
apologies lo Jim King, our new
Sports Editor, and to all those
iniereslcd in the sports

You

eifyiT

vill.

-John Caskey

In the last issue of the Accent
there appeared a letter to the
editor written by a disgruntled
reader. This reader's main
concern, if I understood her
correctly, was the free use of
details in the report on the rapes
that have occurred recently on
campus.

Now, unlikely as it seems, the
letter has been read and consid-
ered thoughtfully by the Accent
staff. In an effort to forestall
any fuilher criticism of their
handling of sensitive news
stories the Editor and his assis-
tants have agreed to drop all
details from any future news
articles that might be offensive

I applaud this decision as a
dynamic step forward in re-
porter-reader relations. As an
intrepid (if I do say so) reporter

Associate Editor

Laurie Ringer

Contributing
Editors

Pamela Draper

Sheila Draper

Gene Krishingner

Photo Editor

Sean Terretta

Sports Editor

Jim King

Layout Editor

Daniel Potter

Circulation

Julie Jacobs

Advteor

Stan Hobbs

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writing we are likely to see in
future Accents. As a public
service, I am reprinting this
model for you, thereby promot-
ing even stronger reporter-
reader relations. Mind you. this
is only a model, and it may or
may not refer to any particular

Someone today reported to an
unnamed source that something
had happened to someone at an
unknown site between the hours
of 12 a.m. and 12 midnight.

It is till unclear as to whether
the event was good or bad, but
unconfirmed reports indicate
that someone was either appre-
hended or not apprehended.
Someone is at work on the case,
if indeed something did happen.

The person in charge of the
investigation was quoted as
saying that due to the nature of
the event that might or might
not have happened, a "certain

class of people should refrain
from certain activities during

In an effort to clarify the
confusion surrounding this
unconfirmed possibility of an
incident which might have been
good or bad, an official with a
certain amount of authority from
an institution involved in some
way with the potentially positive
or negative occurrence spoke to
an approximate number of
people who were involved with
the institution which was in-
volved in some way with the
incident.

No names have been released
due to concern for the families
of those affected by the event.

At the end of each story, the
editors plan to insert a dis-
claimer which will read as
follows:

It is the sincere hope of this
paper that the preceding article
did not offend any of our read-
ers. If you found this article too
detailed please feel free to let us

A Letter to the Editor

Dear Editor,

Dissection has become a
painful dilemma for many
students and professors who
object to killing or mutilating
animals. The Animal Legal
Defense Fund, a non-profit
organization, has launched a
national campaign to advise
students and professors about
alternatives to dissecting frogs,
rabbits, cats, fetal pigs and other
animals in the classroom.

A Dissection Information
Hotline, I-800-922-FROG
(3764), provides callers with
information on educational
alternatives to dissection,
guidelines for negotiating with
college officials, and sugges-
tions for overcoming obstacles
students may face as they
exercise their legal rights.

A free Student Handbook
outlines an eight-step plan to
help students "say no" to dissec-
tion and includes a list of alter-
native teaching aids,

I encourage you to investigate

the issue of animal dissection on
your own campus and to alert
your readers to the availability
of the hotline to help them find
alternatives to dissection.

Animal dissection has been
controversial for many years,
but the issue gained great
prominence two years ago when
teenager Jenifer Graham refused
to dissect a frog in her high
school biology class. Jenifer's
experience, resulted in a state
law giving students in grades
kindergarten- 12 the right to
refuse to dissect.

Biology, physiology and
anatomy should be life sciences,
not death sciences. But dissec-
tion teaches students that animal
life is expendable and unimpor-
tant. All students have the right
to study animal life without
desecrating it.

Thank you for your considera-

Sincerely,
Joyce Tischler

Food Fair Draws Crowd

by Jo-Anne E. Stevenson

The aroma of festive food
greeted the guests at the door as
they came to participate in the
sampling of foods from around
the world. On Sunday, October
29, the annual International
Food Fair was held in the
Spalding Elementary gym.
Vendors composed of students
and local church members
situated themselves behind
small booths and sold a variety
of foods typical to the particular
country their booth represented.
At the Mexican booth, guests
could purchase a plate of rice
and black beans and a crispy
burrito. Italy offered a helping
of spaghetti and salad with a
piece of garlic bread. The
Orient offered a sizeable plate
of fried rice, noodles and won-
tons. For those who were more
adventurous, India was selling
curry and rice. But for those
who couldn't break themselves
away from good 'ole American
food, the Western American
booth had tasty com-on-the-cob
dripping with butler and sea-
soned with a pinch of salt. The
Islands provided an oasis if pina
colada or fruit punch drinks for
the tender palate not yet used to
the hot spices of other countries.
If some guests were not yet
filled to their brim the Dutch
and the Danish had something
real sweet. Large danishes and
assorted cakes could be pur-
chased from the Danish or a

heaping scoop of soft serve ice-
cream topped with popular
toppings could be bought from
the Dutch. For some, this was
still not enough. After finishing
his entree' and desert. Wayne
Stevenson, a sophomore at
Southern, got up and began
round two. "It was a real inter-
national experience," he said.
Others were more conservative
their first lime around and
purchased food from two se-
lected booths and came back
later in the day and bought their
supper from two other booths.
Others sampled one of every-
thing all in one meal.

While guests sauntered slowly
around to each booth soft pan
flutes played in the background.
The first piece of live entertain-
ment was performed by Jackie
James who accompanied him-
self on the piano singing the
[heme song, "All Are Precious."
Edwin Disla received a lively
applaud for the romantic Span-
ish song entitled, "Promise
Love." Shannon Bom who
coordinated the entertainment
said it was all performed by
students from Southern.

The annual international Food
Fair is sponsored by the local
SDA churches. Each sponsorer
is requested to bear all the costs
of representing a country and
providing the food. The money
received from each booth is then
donated to a fund for Student
Missionaries at Southern Col-
lege. ArleenTolenlino who is

Toradze, Bravo!

On Tuesday evening,
October 24. Ackerman audito-
rium welcomed highly ac-
claimed, Russian pianist
Alexander Toradze.

His concert program in-
cluded selections from Ravel.
Mussorgsky, Babadjanian.
and Scarlatti, all of which he
played with high emotional
intensity. The audience
received his interpretations of
these pieces enthusiastically,
and invited Toradze back onto
the stage for several encores.

Toradze, a Soviet defector,

tional contests including the
prestigious Van Clibum
Competition. He has ap-
peared with virtually every
major North American or-
chestra.

Bom in 1952 in Tbilisi.
Georgia, U.S.S.R., Toradze
has not returned to the Soviet
Union since August, 1983,

when he v
tour with the Bolshoi Sym-
phony Orchestra of Moscow.
At that time, the pianist made
a spontaneous decision lo
remain in the West and was
granted asylum for two
months at the American Em-
bassy in Madrid. Since his
arrival in New York in
October, 1983, Mr. Tordadze
has made his home near
Manhattan's Lincoln Center.

the coordinator of the fair said
that the money is given to
student missionaries who are
raising funds for their air fares.
"If there is any money lacking
for their air fares, the fund
makes up the difference, this
money is for them," said
Tolentino.

Dennis Golightly who went to
South Korea three years ago
received $75 toward his air fare
as a result of the funds from the
International Food Fair. "The
fair." says Cheryl Magnant, a

returned student missionary,
"really rakes in the dough."

Behind the booths of strong
smelling cuisine, students,
church members, CMC, and the
International Club, busily
worked on keeping the platters
of food replenished. Meanwhile
guests, who themselves repre-
sented different nationalities
from the local area and the
college, flittered back and forth,
torn between their favorite

New Marketing Program Seeking Majors

By Suzanne Lettrick

The business department
wants people to inquire
about the new full marketing
program, which offers a
BAA in marketing.

Although the program has
been going since the begin-
ning of fall, not many people
have heard about it because
it was added after the course
catalog was published.

CliffOlson, the new busi-
ness teacher, said that he
hopes more students will
look into this program.

There are now 1 5 marketing
majors.

One reason he thinks people
should inquire is that it will help
people in every career because
"People always have to market

"More CEO's come from a

Marketing background

than any other."

themselves.. ..everyone should
take a marketing course." He
quoted Fortune magazine
saying. "Out of the Fortune 500

companies, more chief execu- •
live officers come from a mar-
keting background than any
other area in business."

Olson said the field of market-
ing is "a hot area for students.
The forecast is for the job
outlook to increase."

Among careers that can be
reached by majoring in market-
ing are advertising, marketing
management, market research,
and sales.

"Marketing courses will give
students experience in the
field." Olson said. In the mar-
keting management course the

students will do a real mar-
keting plan for a real busi-
ness," and in the sales man-
agement course, the students
are video taped to see how
they can improve their selling
skills.

Within a year there will be
a total of eight marketing
courses offered. Olson, who
has his masters in marketing,
and Vinita Sauder. a new
teacher, make up the market-
ing faculty.

For more information about
the marketing program see
CliffOlson,

C.A.R.E. Week Appreciated by All

Often, during the hectic days
of sleeping, working, and
studying, many students don't
get the chance to let their
friends and aquaintances know
how much they are appreciated.
C.A.R.E. Week gave everyone
the opportunity to let others
know just how special they are.

Monday was Balloon Day,
and one could see brightly
colored balloons printed with
"We Care" dancing above
backpacks and book bags.
Many of the orange colored
balloons were decorated as
floating jack-o-lantems with
comical faces bringing smiles
and stares from passersby. The
balloons were also used as an

innovative way of sending a
message to a fellow student.

Tuesday brought about an-
other way of expressing appre-
ciation: flowers. It was neat to
see the bright carnations given
around campus. In fact,
student had bought a car
to share with "anyone who looks
like he needs to be cheered up a
little."

Wednesday was C.A.R.E.
Day; and it gave everyone the
opportunity to send a little note
of cheer to someone. "I think

something that encourages
everyone to participate, since
almost everyone has someone he
appreciates," noted one fresh-

Thursday gave students the
excuse to share their thoughts
with buttons. Students chose
and designed the buttons, and
John Lazor and Ed Santana
snapped the buttons together.

Friday was Warm Fuzzie Day,
and it was great, according to
one freshman, because "It gave
me a chance to give people
hugs." Another freshman was
quick to add, "I thought it was a
great idea since I'm a firm be-
liever in hug therapy"

"I think it's great to show
friends that you care about them
and not have a special reason for
having to, like a birthday or
illness," Sandi Floyd reflected

as she fondly smiled at the latest
picture her boyfriend had drawn

"I thought the flowers and
balloons were the best ideas
because you could give them to
people and cheer them up while
you also let them know you
value their friendship," said
Kevin Wright when he was
asked what his favorite day was.

Overall, C.A.R.E. Week was
enjoyed by both the givers and
the receivers. Whether it be a
flower, hug, balloon or a card, it
seems that people enjoy being
appreciated - no matter what
week it happens to be.

Illuminating This
Present Darkness'

By Andrew C. Nash

For most, this past Halloween
was a time for thrills, nick-or-
trealing, and games; however,
for devil worshipers, it was a
ninth Halloween, prompting
thousands of sacrifices to Satan
across the nation. You can bet
it was a festive night for demons
everywhere, including those in
the Chattanooga area...

Much of this information was
given by former Satan-wor-
shiper, Eileen (last name with-
held) during a seminar in
Orlando, Florida, several weeks
ago. According to Eileen, who
made her first sacrifice at age
five, every ninth Halloween all
of the devil's followers are
expected to "celebrate" the
occasion by making a human
sacrifice. Eileen used to play a
major role in these horrifying
ceremonies. Then she met
Jesus.

At the seminar, an audience of
Orlando residents, including
several Adventist school teach-
ers, was astonished to hear that
Eileen had been given, from
Satan, the power to see demons
and angels. When asked if she
could see demons and angels in
the meeting room, Eileen
hesitated and then responded,
"Yes."

The demons are about eight
feel tall, according lo Eileen,
while the angels are slightly
larger and holding massive
swords of light.

Eileen cited the novel. This
Present Darkness, by Frank E.
Peretti, as a close resemblance
to how it really is in the unseen
world. In the book, a small
town is inhabited and fought
over by demons and angels of
God. The primary power source
for the angels is the ascending
prayers of the people. Only with
this "prayer power" are the
angels justified in ridding the
town of the demons.

As Christians, we sometimes
get discouraged when our prayer
requests seem to go unanswered.
But knowing that our prayers are
directly aiding our guardian
angel's war against demons
should make us even more
excited about talking with the

"For we are not contending
against flesh and blood, but
against the principalities, against
the powers, against the worid
rulers of this present darkness,
against the spiritual host of
wickedness in the heavenly
places{Ephesians6:l2,RSV).

Potter Preaches Here

Jon Mourglia (pronounced
"Mor-Ya") of "The Potter's
House" will be teaching at
Southern College, Friday,
November 10 at 8:00 p.m. in
the church. Mourglia has
been a potter since 1965 and
became a Christian in 1970.
His teaching of "The Potter's
House" precedes "The Great
Passion Play" in Eureka
Springs,
Arkanasas and
is a regular
presentation of
the Elna M.
Smith Founda-
tion which
operates "The
Great Passion
Play". Mour-

lecturer with
The Thomas F.
Staley Distin-
guished Chris-
tian Scholar
Lecture Program.

"The Potter's House" is a
unique ministry through the
medium of pottery, which
combines Mourglia's natural
talent as a potter with a
spiritual gift of teaching the
Word of God. His teaching
involves bringing a potter's
wheel, along with a variety of
finished vessels, and using
them to illustrate the different

points he teaches.

As he makes a form on the
potter's wheel, Mourglia par-
allels the physical with the
spiritual, using pottery as the
example, much the same way
that Christ used parables.
When Christ spoke to farmers
He used elements they under-
stood such as crops, seeds,
soils and the seasons. When
He taught fish-
ermen. He
related to the
things of the
sea to explain
spiritual
principles.

When
he teaches,
Mourglia
relates the
Master potter
with Fadier
God, the
potter's clay
with human
flesh, centering of the clay on
the potter's wheel with truth,
water with the Spirit, the
forming of the vessel with the
growth of the individual
Christian, the fire of the kiln
with spiritual trials, sealing
glaze with baptism, a finished
cup compared to communion,
and ashes with humility.

Continued from p. 1

Hogaboam, was driving with
two of her friends on the
upper level 100 feet past the
point where the "wall" fell.
She heard a repeating thump-
ing noise and almost hit the
side rail. "Oh no, not another
flat tire," she said. She
pulled over and checked the
tires. They were OK. Then
she looked back. There was
nothing there, not even a lane
of traffic, except for one car.

That car pulled up beside
them, and the man inside
yelled "It's an eanhquake!"

Camille got back in and
sped off the bridge at about
80 mph. Her wheel align-
ment was damaged because
of the big cracks she drove
over on the rest of the bridge,
but otherwise, she and her

Jill smith, a sophomore,
was talking to a saleslady in
the glass counter in Nord-
strom's in Union Square.
"When it hit, the saleslady
turned while, looked around
and swore," she says. "Glass
started falling everywhere. 1
remembered that I should
look for a doorway, but there
weren't any around."

"Ann Angevick and I just
stood there, clutching each
other, and 1 cried. I remem-
ber thinking, am I saved at
this moment? I knew the
answer should be yes, but I

Outside, she wailed in line
at a pay phone to call 911,
and the operator told her to
wait 45 minutes before
driving, to avoid aftershocks.

Most people didn't. "There
was panic on the streets. The
traffic lights and electricity
were out, and no one obeyed
right of way," she says. "It
took us five to six hours to
get home."

"The whole way back, we
talked about how trivial life
is. and that brought us all to-
gether."

Jen McMurray, the Social
Vice-President of the SA
who was responsible for the
Fall Picnic, had a sleepless
night waiting for two stu-
dents who hadn't returned
from San Francisco. "Who

would have thought that the
day most of the students
were downtown would be the
day it happened!" she says.
"As each one relumed, I
went up to him and said,
"Oh, I'm so glad you're
back!" By 10 a.m. the next
morning, everyone had
returned.

John Collins, the PUC
Vice-President for Student
Services, was at the world
series game which had to be
evacuated. "You could hear
the earthquake as the stadium
shook. Many people thought
it was going to collapse," he
says.

TTie eanhquake registered
at 6.9 on the Richter Scale,
and, according to the New
York Times, the U.S. Geo-
logical Survey says there is a
60 percent chance of a 7.5-
8.0 quake along the San
Andreas Fault within the
next 30 years.

There was no damage to
PUC, except for some cracks
in a condemned building. A
staff member fainted in the
Financial Administration
Building. TheAngwin
Volunteer Fire Department
was called to look for gas
leaks in Santa Cruz County,
says Louis Lique, a volunteer
fire fighter.

Keith Wheeler, the Princi-
pal of Monterey Bay Acad-
emy, reported very minor
damage. One cafe window
fell out, and a chandelier fell
from the chapel. Their
electricity was out for 30
hours, and a number of
dishes broke in faculty
homes. No one was hurt.
"A number of students
stayed in faculty homes
because they were scared of
the continuing aftershocks,
about 4.0 Richter. which
were centered about 4 miles
from our campus!" he said.
"It appears the Lord's pres-
ence was very evident here."

Peter Ringering, a Walla
Walla College freshman en-
gineering major, reported
that every single Amateur
radio band and all five
OSCAR satellites were used
up to relay messages lo San

Nursing Dedication
Slated for Sabbatin

Nursing students at Southern
College of Seventh-day Advenl-
isls will be honored Saturday,
November 4, during candlelight
service at 6 p.m. in the Col-
legedale Seventh-day Adventist
Church.

David Smith, chairman of the
English department at Southern
College, will address the 59
nursing students to be dedicated.
His message is entitled "The
Healing Touch."

Coordinator of the program is
Dorothy Hooper, associate
professor of nursing. Students
will hold dedication candles
which will be lit by their nursing
instructor. Representatives
from the Gideon Society will
present Bibles to the nursing
students. The nursing class will
recite the International Nursing

Pledge and sing their class song,
"I Am Willing." A sUde presen-
tation will show scenes from the
students' classes and lab activi-

The public is invited to attend
this special event.

Currently, 273 students are
enrolled in the Southern College
nursing program, 39 more than
last year. Of that number, 151
are pursuing the associate
degree (A.S.), while 122 are
working toward a bachelor of
science degree in nursing.
Forty-nine registered nurses in
the Chattanooga area are partici-
pating in Southern's Consortium
program which allows nurses
working full time to eam their
B.S. degree over a 4 or 5-year
period.

Southern Accent / McDonalds

Trivia Quiz

This weeks trivia questions:

Last Weeks Winners:

1) What is the term for a

With Five correct answers:

form of a verb that ends in -

ing and funtions as a noun in

1) Thomas Huntress

a sentecnce?

2) Ben Keppier

2) Name the Roman

3) Eileen Lopez

slave who in the first century

4) Mark Linke

B.C. led an insurrection of

With Four correct answers

slaves that defeated several

(selected by random draw-

Roman armies before being

ing);

crushed?

5) Dale Lacra

3) What is the term used

to describe the heating of the

RULES:

atmosphere owing to the pres-

The first five correcl entries

ence of carbon dioxide and

recieved in the Accent office

other gases?

will win a free meal ai

4) What was the slogan

McDonald's consisting of a

used by President John F.

Large Sandwich or Entree

Kennedy lo describe his goals

Salad. Large Fries and a

and policies?

Large drink. Entries can be

5) Name the famous

slipped under the door of the

English nurse of the nine-

Accent office and will be

teenth century who estab-

judged every day at 10:00

lished a field hospital for

p.m. In the event that more

British soldiers wounded

than five correct entries are

during the Crimean War?

recieved on the same day the

winners wilt he determined by

Last Weeks Answers:

a random drawing. Should

no entries with all the correct

1) Jack Kemp

answers be recieved within

2) D-Day

seven days of the date of

3) The Mason-Dixon

publication, the entries with

Line

the most correct ansH'ers will

4) Calorie

be declared winners. Mem-

5) Louie XIV

bers of the Southern Accent

Staff, their families, signifi-

cant others and pels are

ineligible.

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Look to the Cross, then Look Again!

by Bill Kittle

Every time I open my
Bible, I find it more and
more beautiful. That
may seem like a normal
thing for a ministerial
candidate to say, but for
me it seems strange to be
headed in that direction.
For many years I fought
against the One who had
the power to transform
my worthless existence
into something valuable.

Many good people have
put forth great efforts in
my life so that I might
obtain peace for my war-
weary soul. Yet, not one
person can match the
greatest gift of all, Jesus.
In Him I find rest. I can
feel His love in the
warmth of a hug or in the
rays of the sun on my
face. I can see His love
in the kind deeds of
people who care. I can
hear His love in the kind
words spoken by a
friend. In all my life no
one has so surrounded
me in love as Jesus has.
Jesus, what a beautiful
name! I could say it a
million times at His feet
and never grow weary of
His name or of His com-
pany.

I look back on my life and
ask myself, "How did God
ever make a somebody out
of me?" I guess it was
always the feeling that He
was near, always at my side
to support me and to lift me
up when I was down. Inevi-
tably I would look again at
His broken body, and He
would transform my life
once again.

In Isaiah 45:22 God speaks
to each need of our hearts.
He says, "Look to Me and be
saved, all you ends of the
Earth! For I am God, and
there is no other" (NKJV).

It is as if God says to me,
"In Me only can you find
peace for your life. In Me
alone will your life be filled
with joy! Look to Me and be
saved." He also invites us.

"Come unto Me, all you
who labor and are heavy
laden, and I will give you
rest" Matt. 11:28.

Rest for your souls, rest
and peace in your life. We
should look again to the
cross of Jesus, to be saved.
Look again! Look again!
And look again!

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student Profile: Adrianne Zukovski

By Izear Feagins

"Will I know everybody at
Southern? Will I make friends?"
These were the questions of
Adrianne Zukovski when she
came to Southern in the fall of
1988.

Adrianne who was bom in Sao
Pauio. Brazil did not want to
come to America because of
racial segregation among blacks,
whites, and hispanics; however,
because her parents are mission-
aries who received a call to
Miami. Florida, she had to go.

When Adrianne moved to
America, she had to choose a
college. She chose Southern.
She said that although she spoke
poor English, the students of all
races were patient and kind to
her. They came to sit and talk
with herjusl like a friend. Be-
cause of this southern hospitality,
she no longer doubted the friend-
liness of the people.

Adrianne is a sophomore Allied
Health (nutrition) major. She
wants to give lectures on how to
eat and cook nutritiously. She

Making people laugh is Adri-
anne's hobby. She said, "I like
to make people laugh, they
look beautiful when they pour

also wants to give health tips on
changing people's diets.

Adrianne has lived in Brazil and
Mexico. As a result of living in
these countries, she speaks Eng-
lish, Spanish, and her native
language, Portuguese.

With Adrianne 's speech and
humor talents, she has had no
problems making friends at
Southern.

student Missionaries
Write Home

Dear friends,

It's lime to snatch a few min-
utes for communication with
you folks again! A big thank
you to those of you that have
written, especially Southern,
who has been sending letters
and the student paper — "The
Accent"! I enjoy seeing the
familiar faces!

The 1st quarter is almost over,
only two more weeks to go. At
the mid-term, September 21, we
got a sneak preview of what the
Rock Islands are like. On
Thursday the 21st, the Student
Association took the whole
school on a Rock Island picnic.
We swam, ate, snorkeled, and
relaxed on a little island proba-
bly only about 300 feet i
say across because
the island is made
of rock that goes
straight up from
the water about
forty or fifty feet,
except for one sandy beach
jutting out on one side. But
the fun was only beginning.
That weekend we camped at
another island. It was great-
sandy beach, cc
around, warm water, and lots
of beautiful fish and shells.
We explored a rusty Japanese
Zero at low tide (i' was
sticking out of water two
feet), and found many animals
and plants that I've only read
about before. For instance, sea
stars, giant calms, angel fish,
trumpet fish, sea urchins, star-
fish, moray eels, puffer fish,
many kinds of hard and soft
corals, coconut crabs, and even
a small black-tipped shark. I'm
looking forward to going again
at the end of the quarter!

Back at P.M.A.— reality— life
is busier than ever. I'm really
enjoying leaching now. I'm
getting along well with the stu-
dents, which is one of the most
important ingredients for suc-
cess here. All the teachers are
being tougher than last year, and
some of the rules are new, so
complaints about too much
homework, etc. are frequent.
My class load has changed a bit
because now that John Norman
has arrived, he teaches Reme-
dial English, and I teach a
sectionof senior English. I
have many other responsibili-
ties. Oneof them is having
Friday night vespers every five

weeks or so. Then on Sabbaths,
I always have some responsibil-
ity to fill, whether it's playing
the piano for Sabbath School,
for church, teaching the les.son
(every week!), calling for the
offering, being the chorister for
church, having the scripture and
prayer, special music, or having
the sermon, which I will on the
21stof this month! On Sabbath
afternoons, we, the SM's. take
the student for walks and will be
involved in branch Sabbath
Schools very soon. Sunday, we
work three hours in the morning
and take turns with "being
around" — student supervi-
sion in the afternoon,

Dear Southern Friends:

Yokwe! It has been good
to hear about some of the
things happening at S.C, but
I'm so glad God wanted me
here in Ebeye this year. He's
teaching me so much, and it's
only October!

I had heard before coming
here that there was no physi-
cal beauty on Ebeye, but I
have been blessed to see
more than three palm tress,
some beautiful flower bushes,
a big cluster of lavender
flowers, and green, leafy
nes by our water
spigot (we don't
have to boil our
water!). This

have a chance to
go to Koror and
buy food, visit the SM's
in town, etc. We get the use of
the school truck, a small white
Nissan pickup, free-once a
week. With all of our schedules
being so busy, you might expect
us to have a hard time getting
along with each other under all
the stress. If it wasn't for the
Lord, I'm sure that would be the
case. Many times, at least for
me, the task looks so big that I
know 1 have to have the Lord's
help. There aren't any other

If you are a young person,
seriously consider the option of
going somewhere as a student
missionary. I recommend it!

Thanks again to those of you
who wrote and for the prayers
that I know some of you must
be sending up for me.

David said, "Where does my
help come from? My help
Cometh from the Lord!" Psalm
121:2.

Keep looking up!

Paul

Kaselehlia (hello) from
Pohnpei! Two months have
passed since I arrived on this
60 mile island. I've adjusted
well to the culture, and what
an adjustment it was! After
getting used to the fact that I
am 1 1,000 miles from home,
I've had to adjust to other
aspects that have to be looked
at humorously. Here, the
roosters wake me up, church
services are attended bare-
foot, and the weekly grocery
trip takes 3 hours at 5 differ-
ent tiny stores, which make a
7- 1 1 look like a food ware-
Looking beyond these little
"adjustments", I can see the
breathtaking nature this
island possess. While swim-
ming in a clear lagoon at the
bottom of a cascading water-
fall, I'm awed by the beauty.
To think that this is just earth,
makes the beauty of heaven
unimaginable.

than I had expected. The sky
always changes its awesome
cloud formations, often adding
brilliant rainbows. Ebeye is far
from paradise, but sharp eyes
will see the beauty and be
blessed.

The people are wonderful.
I'm getting to know my kids
more and more, and love each
one of them. I teach 34 fourth
graders and a freshman English
class. My Ihtle ones can be
challenging, but God works
little miracles ofien, and gives
me wisdom and love to teach
them. I was often overwhelmed
at first, but now ! have given my
class to God and it's no longer
my burden. I r
tienlly for Him to work in my
students. He is making changes
in my class and me.

This experience doesn't just
happen here on Ebeye. It hap-
pens any time one will
sincerely ask God to change
him and use him to touch
others. Reaching out to
others is the way to be the
happiest wherever one is

Have a great
year! KEEP IN
TOUCH!!!

Yokwe Yuk,

As far as teaching goes, well,
lets just say that teachers de-
serve a raise! I already realize
that it takes a special person to
dedicate his or her life to teach-
ing. ! spend 7 hours a day with
24 ten year olds. After explain-
ing an assignment to the class
three times. I'm ofien faced with
explaining it again individually.
By the 24th time I often want to
scream. Sometimes I do. Most
of the time I pray, and every
time the Lord listens. I have to
constantly remind myself that
I'm here to teach them about
Jesus and to show them His
love. When I think that these
kids are children of the King,
teaching turns into my privilege!

Well, I must end. It's late,
and I have lesson plans to
review. Take care. Andre-
member, in between all the
classes and deadlines, Jesus is
with you!

Much love,
Lorraine Antolin
Pohnpei SDA School.

IS

AIA President Visits Southern

By Craig Lastine

Ivan Bartolome was the
Student Association President at
Southwestern Advenlist College
during the school year 1988-89
and is the current Adventist
Intercollegiate Association
President. He visited Southern
College the weekend of Septem-
ber 23-24. This year Ivan is a
part-time student at S.A.C.. and
a full-time employee of the
marketing department at
Huguley Hospital, in Fort
Worth, Texas.

CL; What brings you to South-
IB: I'm visiting as many Sev-
enth-Day Adventists Colleges as
possible in North America. I
visited Oakwood before I came
to Southern, and three weekends
ago I was at Union College.
Basically I'm just trying to get a
taste of each of the different
student associations and a
feeling of what the individual

campuses are going through.
This way I can help transmit
information between the col-

acronym
for Advent-
ist Intercol-
legiate As-
sociation,
and it's ba-
sically a
governing
group for all the different SDA
Student Organizations in North
America. The A.I.A, serves to
facilitate information between

the different colleges. In other
words, if the Student Associa-
tion at Walla Walla college is
doing a project and it is very

successful,
he should
be able to
share that
with all of
our S.D.A.
colleges

The A.I.A.
is a useful
channel
for distrib-
uting that

CL: Who
makes up
the A.I.A.?

IB: Student Associations from
La Sierra College, Atlantic
Union College, Canadian Union

like

College, and Southwestern Ad-
ventist College make up the
A.I.A. And I add that the A.I.A,
is also trying to become an
international organization. We
are sending letters out to all the
Adventist Colleges
Bogenhaffen, Cologne, Sagunto,
and Newbold inviting them to
join and attend the annual con-
vention held in the spring at
S.A.C. In addition to that, we
will be inviting delegates from
Weimar and Hartiand.

CL: We have all been here

Southern for some time, anc

often we take oi

for granted. As

are your impressions of South'

em?

hat

Lynn Wood Hall Open for Business

By A. Lee Bennett Jr.

Lynn Wood Hall, on the
campus of Southern College
of Seventh-day Adventists,
is once again housing
classes and meetings for the
first time in 4 years.

The old, wood-frame
building, which is located
west of Southern College's
Wright Hail, was officially
opened during the college's
Alumni Homecoming on
October 27-29; however, the
extra rooms which are
nearly completed on the
main level have already
been put to use. The chapel
^ been used for classes,
seminars, workshops, and
the Humanities Rim Series.
The north classrooms which
have been carpeted and
partially furnished are being
used this semester. The
south room is nearly com-
pleted and will house South-
em's Alumni Heritage
Museum, previously located

on the second floor of Mabel
Wood Hall, Southern's music
building.

Public relations vice-presi-
dent. Dean Kinsey, said that
refurbishing Lynn Wood Hall
has "proved to be a blessing."
The college no longer has to
schedule academic classrooms
and Wright Hall conference
rooms for special, non-student
related meetings. Lynn Wood
Hall contains rooms of varying
size to house seminars. It has a
27 1 seat chapel for larger
events.

The building is also used to
house classes for extension
programs. "Southern College
has at least two masters degree
programs that are extensions of
Loma Linda (University) pro-
grams." said Kinsey. "They
meet at Lynn Wood Hall...when
they are here."

Lynn Wood Hall was origi-
nally opened in 1924 as South-
em's administration and class-
room building. In 1967, the
administrative offices were

moved into the newly built
Wright Hall, the current ad-
ministration building, which
made room for even more
classrooms in the building,
and the WSMC radio studios.
Upon the complerion of
Brock Hall in 1985, the
classes and the radio station
moved out, and Lynn Wood
Hall was closed until it
became the subject of refur-
bishing in 1987.

Southern's alumni associa-
tion and Committee of 100
have spent $400,000 dollars
on the main floor, which is
nearly complete. Both the
lower, and upper levels have
yet to be completed; how-
ever, work on the lower level
is under way. and already
houses the Strawberry Festi-
val studios. Southern's yearly
multi-media slide show, and
the college's security head-
quarters, previously located
in the science and physics
building, Daniels Hall.

IB: I've visited your campus
once before, but it was only for
an evening. This is the first
time I have gotten to take a look
inside your campus and your
student association. I have to be
right up firont with you and tell
you I'm incredibly impressed.
It's obvious that your college
has had a long term plan of
development, and it's obvious
that your administration has
stuck with that plan. It has paid
off.

CL: This weekend you attended
an S.A. event, the Progressive
Party. Could you comment on
the activity and the interaction
between students and faculty?

IB: The kids here are very
vibrant. The kids that attended
were willing to speak out and
participate. They were, for the
most part, not inhibited at all.
Seeing faculty and students
actually sit together and have
fun is something really wonder-
ful. Southern College is a
relatively small school in com-
parison to our state universities,
yet that is an advantage. It give
you a "You're at home feeling."
Your administration has been so
cooperative toward the Student
Association and has been
willing to work with your
students. It is a WIN- WIN

'erywhere you look!

For the
Health of It

Q: What is the difference
between a sprain and a

A: A sprain is an injury to
the Ugaments around a joint
due to a twisting motion.
Actual tearing of the liga-
ment may, but nor necessar-
ily, occur. This tearing will
cause damage to the blood
vessels and allow them to
rupture. During the first 2-
3 hours rapid sweUing and
increased pain take place
due to the bleeding and
seeping of fluids from the
damaged vessels into the
tissues.

A strain is a "muscle-
pull" caused by excessive
stress and over-stretching.
These are usually micro-
scopic and partial tears in
the actual muscles tissue.
Following a strain one will
feel sudden pain accompa-
nied by localized tender-
ness. Swelling as well a.s
bruising also take place due
to ruptured and damaged
vessels.

Q: Is there any possibility
of getting AIDS from
coming in contact with
body fluids on a toilet seat?
A: Well, it all depends on
what it is you do with the
toilet seat. As of now there
is no direct evidence that
AIDS is transmitted
through casual contact with
restroom facilities. Al-
though the virus has been
isolated in a wide variety of
body fluids, transmission
has only taken place
through semen, vaginal
fluid, blood and breast
milk. To become infected
with the AIDS virus re-
member that the virus must
somehow enter your biood

into consideration the fact
that the AIDS virus is a
very fragile one once it
comes in contact with the
air. So the answer is no..
You will not get AIDS by
sitting on a "sprinkled"

It's

but neither i:

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Don't Worry, Be Happy

By Robert J. Kriegel, Ph.D.

Editors note: Robert J. Kriegel,
Ph.D.— best selling
author farmer Ail-American
athlete, and mental coach for
Olympic and world class ath-
letes— lectures and consults
with major corporations world-
wide on peak performance,
leadership and sirageties for
dealing with change. Kriegel
recently look parti n a national
lour of college campuses spon-
sored by the makers of Nuprin
Pain Reliever.

Worrying is the negative na-
tional pastime. Everybody does
it and very few find it is a pos-
tive experience. You don't
think clearly or perform well
when you worry. The fear of
"What might happen if...,"
which overwhelms you, makes
you fee! depessed .reduces your
energy, and prevents you from
getting your work done.

Most of what we worry about
is out of our control. You can't
control other people's re-
sponses, the grade a prof will
give us.whether

agree with us, what they think
of us, the weather, traffic,
roommates, money, how we
look, grades, the future. The
more we worry about things we
can't control, the worse every-
thing gets.

Remember this rule of thumb:
You can't control other people
or external situations. But you
can control how well you pre-
pare for and respond to them. In
other words, you can control
your information, attitude and

Worrying is made up of two
words: what if. "What if...
they say no,. ..I don't get the
money, ...the professor
assigns, ...the traffic. .The key to
beating the worries is to change
the what ifs to "if...thens," "If
they say no.. .then I will..." "If I
don't get the money ...then I
will..." Always change the
worry to anticipation. Concen-
trating your energy on what you
can change, rather than dwelling
on things you can't control
increases your confidence and
prepares you for any situation.

This strategy was used by

President John F. Kennedy.
Before his press conferences
Kennedy and his aides antici-
pated any possible question or
situation that might arise and
developed answers for them.
Whether a reporter asked about
the Viet Nam War, the economy
or civil rights, Kennedy was
prepared.

Likewise, in a job interview,
instead of worrying whether or
not the potential employer will
ask about your grades, antici-
pate that he or she will. Then
mentally list wins, accomplish-
ments and qualifications that
your course grades might not
reflect.

Get into the habit of anticipat-
ing prior to any pressure situ-
ation, whether it's an exam, an
interview, a date or a tennis
serve. Make a "worry list" then
change each worry (what iO to
an anticipation (if ..then).
Leaving your worries behind by
focusing on what you can
control enables you to concen-
trate your energy and perform at
peak levels.

Fall Festival &
Barn Party Attract
Southern Spooks

Photos by Sean Tetretta

Clockwise from top center: Kerry Woods and Michelle Rose admiring the

costume contestants. Laura Capman, Michelle Largent, Sean Dickerson,

and Cindy CooHdge discuss the Starvin' Artists' lastest hit, Robert Pittman

looks on as Julie Seaton helps another Great Pumpkin rise from its patch.

Woody White harmonizing on "1 never wrote a song mean enough for

you." Joahnna Evans and Mike Magursky defy Halloween chills. Mystery

m, definitely odd... Starvin' Artists John Elliston (vocals) and John Steen

(guitar), and Brian Sitler (keyboards). Jeannie Bradley teaches Pumpkin

Carving 101. Tamatha Collson gives Kathryn Vandulek a lift.

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Why do you think we don't have a Lifestyles section this issue?

Get the facts
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Nursing Dedication,
Church, 6:00 p.m.

Southera College Symphony,
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Appreciation Day

Anderson Nursing Series,
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Historic Tabernacle Devestated by Fire

The smoke of ihe tabernacle rises above ihc campus,
November 4, Half ihe Tab and the
the blaze, siancd by

bn9>l99W 9819V9F1

Dr. Gulley has
papers which he is scheduled i
present at three of the profes-

Califomia, One of
Gulley's papers, "The Cosmic
Christ of the New Age Movemnt
Coniinued on p. 5

Jan Gentry, WSMC's development
, said the money raised during
the six day drive will be used for
program funding.
WSMCc

, supporters of
public radio, and allied arts of Chal-

. during its membership drive.
These interviews included a visit from
Mr, Pal Brock. President of Brock
Candy. Chattanooga.
Gentry, coordinator of the drive, said

FM 90.5 C
of full-color F

tanooga a

All donors were also eligible for Ihe
grand prize, a Super Party Package, in

By Suzanne Uttrick

"He's gonna think I'm a nerd
■■He'll say yes just because he fi
sorry for me". "He'll get the w;
idea". "He'll say NOOOOI!"

place on November 1 7- 19, Some of
the guys remembered loo and said: 'I
don^t care (about reverse weekend), I
probably won't get asked anyway," "If

:hthew

r. along with 50

aprivi

oing tc

These have probably been some o:
the thoughts of the girls in Thatcher
Hall this past week. The reason?
REVERSE WEEKEND HAS AR-
RIVED. AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

campus who know what's taking

rest of my life", "The only way I'll
date someone is if she asks me. .I'm
too shy 10 do the asking."

It sounds like this weekend should
be something lo dread instead of an
opportunity. Dean Hobbs, and Dean
Rose have given some pointers on
making the most of it.

To the women;

friends, would 1. .

showing of one of the Little Theatre's

1989-90 season performances.

Other bonuses offered to those who
pledged included free three month
Chattanooga Times subscriptions, S20
Barrett and Company booksellers gift
certificates, and Chattanooga Sym-
phony tickets.

The FM 90,5 gold card, which
allows its members to atiend special
receptions and parties hosted by

Com

ued on p- 5

Editorial : What are we doing
here at 5 a.m. and Why?

Sev£

V fealuresare making
Tceni this issue. We
are now utilizing the USA TODAY/
Apple College Information Network.
We hope thai the articles gleaned from

readers. Also in this issue, the Sports
page has finally materialized thanks to
the efforts of Jim King and Gene
Krishinger. We have a new Lifestyles
editor, Adrienne Cox, and a somewhat
controversial Viewpoints question to
inaugurate her editorship.

With regard to the previously

wpoinis question,
bers of the Accent staff placed a
? Walla Walla in order lo clarilj'
nderslanding of their policy. We
I that it is in fact not a "policy"
but, rather an experiment being
. Visitation is

miy V

h express permission of
Walla Walla officials ha'
found (hat very few students are
advantage of this privilege.

As you have no doubt notit

rather than the traditional Thursday
deadline. Does anybody care? Does
anybody bother to read this thing at all
or do Gremlins steal the stacks of
newspapers off the dormitory desks
and out of mailboxes in the wee hours
of the morning? If any of you do read
the Accent we would greatly appreci-
ate your comments about what you
like or don't like about. What would
you like to see added or deleted? Do
you like the cartoons? Is the Trivia
Quiz a waste of space? (How can free
food be a waste of space?) Would you
like lo see the new personal message
column continued? Will you put it to

I ani a history major, not a
journalist. My staff has been drawn
from the English, Computer Science,
Nursing, and Psychology departments.
Thus, the production of this newspa-
per has been an exercise in trial and
error. Both trials and errors have been
numerous. However, by the grace of
God, we have endured. "We stand
today on the edge of a new frontier ..."
- John F, Kennedy

EdHor

John Caskey

Associate Editor

Laurie Ringer

Contributing
Editors

Pamela Draper

Sheila Diaper

Gene Krishingner

Photo Editor

Sean Tcrretta

Lifestyle Editor

Adrienne Cox

Sports Editor

Jim King

Layout Editor

Daniel Potter

Paste Up

Virgil Covel

Advisor

Stan Hobbs

Word Processing

Heather Wise

Member of the Associated Collegiate Press

David Denton's: Bits and Pieces

Last Rites for the Old Tabernacle

ByL

d Denton

So the old Tabernacle is gone is
it? It'salleast half gone. Well,
well, what a diversion for the folk
on a lazy Sabbath afternoon!

I expect there are those who were
old thing go. I

vofoi

s glad t(

"The only mistake they made," he
said, "was putting the fire out!"

Me, I'm not going to jump into
that debate. There's no use crying
over spilt milk— or burnt buildings.
Question now is, what are we going
to do with what's left of the struc-

Several suggestions come to
mind. They could sell pieces of the
building to college alumni who long
for the good old days. Any alumnus
who actually remembers participat-
ing in a worship service in the
Tabernacle could be cut a special
deal, buy one pice of charcoal, get

Another closely related idea is to
erect a solid fence around the
building and charge a modest

would, of course, be admitted free.

Another pmssibility would be to let
Dean Qualley use the building for his
office, in the event that his present
office should prove to be inadequate.

If none of these ideas strikes your
fancy, why not give the building to
theS.A.? Instead of having to go
off-campus for the bam party every
year, we would just trek up to the
Tabernacle, re-light die burnt end of
the building, and use the other side
for the bam. How efficient, a bam
and a bonfire in one neat package.

Perhaps we should consider going
ahead and tearing il down instead. In
its place we could erect a huge
billboard so that the Collcgedale

a legiti

epiac

to hide from motorists. After e
setting up speed traps in the Sovex
parking lot seems so unprofessional.

Another idea which seems
a lot going for il (especially s
came up with it), is to lease the
Tabernacle to the Volunteer Fire
Department and lei them have il for
practice every year or so. Besides
the obvious benefit to the fire
department and it's volunteers, it
would give the school and coirmiu-
nity a welcome diversion on some
lazy Sabbath afternoon.

Burning Old Glory:
Crime or Free Speech?

In 1984 a protester burned a U.S.
(lag during the Republican National
Convention in Dallas. That deed w,
wrong in the sense of being disre-
spectful, tactless, inreverent. and
repugnant. But desecrating our

freedom i!
Ihes

:. True, i

malcontent of a crime. But ihe United
States Supreme Court, acting unchar-
acteristically libertarian, threw out the
conviction on grounds that a law
prohibiting flag burning violates the
freedom of nonverbal speech. The
Court probably acted wisely: rights
thai encompass freedom should be
emphasized over objects thai symbol-
ize freedom.

But President Bush seized the
moment. With Congressional concur-
rence and popular support he pledged
to seek a constitutional amendment
rendering flag burning criminal once
again. This extreme remedy seems

Opposing such an amendment may
appear unpatriotic, and organizaUons
choosing to do so (such as People For
the American Way) will take the heat.
but the case is solid for accepting and
not reversing the Supreme Coun's
declaration. If. as already suggested,
die Court found correctly, then the
proposed amendment puts "an asterisk
on the First Amendment,'' possibly
starting the treacherous process of
ing to identify those "free-
that the bill of Rights does not
Would this upset the delicate

balance between the free exercise and
establishment of religion?

But beyond the merits of a panicu-
lar constitutional amendment lies the
amending act itself. Of this the
framers were skeptical. Use it
fhigally. they admonished — mainly to
define institutional relationships, such
as those of federalism and the separa-
tion of power, and only rarely lo cure
a social ill. And, they might have
added, if a social ill must be drasti-
cally addressed, be sure ii is not rare,
isolated, and eccentric like the
incident prompting the present
controversy.

Whatever the case, a number of flag
desecration bills are before Congress.
and the President wants something
stronger than a statute, namely an
amendment to the Constitution.

The House has voted 380-38 to
make flag-burning a federal crime.
But the numbers are complicated by
ihe fact that tactics rather than
substance motivated legislators on
both sides of the issue. Voting for the
bill were not only people who want
flag-burners in prison, but also people

seeking-tG-forestaH-a-Gonstitutional

amendment. Opponents were split,
too, with some fearing such a statute
would undermine chances for a
consliiuiional amendment and others
resisting (7ny form of legislative
attack on the Supreme Court's sound
position.

(Editors note: this article is re-
printed from a General Conference

Psych Class Added

By Jo-Anne E. Stevenson

This semesler psychology siudenls
relumed from iheir summer vacations
to discover ihai a required class would
no longer be offered. Former psychol-

Experimenial Psychology class
without a leacher.

The psychology sludents were
unhappy about the faci that they would
have lo replace Experimental Psychol-
ogy wiih Physiological Psychology. A
few sludenis gol together and re-
quested that Dr. Ernie Stevens. Ed.D..
a contract teacher for the Introduction
to psychology and History and
Systems of Psychology classes, would
teach Experimental Psychology second
semester. Last week he consented lo

e schedule.

Computer Science Department Unveils NeXT

By Izear Feagins

This past summer the Computer
Science Department purchased a
UNIX computer. NcXT. for
academic purposes.

The NeXT computer is new and
was purchased by fund-raising.
Last spring, Americom. a computer
company in Atlanta, donated a
similar five year old UNIX com-
puter called Dual to the Computer
Science Department.

Linden deCarmo, a senior
computer science major, said that
the NeXT computer can store over
250,000.000 bytes of information,
the complete works of Shakespeare,
and the Webster's Dictionary and

Thesaurus. It can also do any math
problem a student punches into it. It
can send characters on the computer
screen and recorded voice messages.
This computer can also play games
like chess and billiards with an
opponent. It is also able lo do things
like playing music while a student
does his homework on it. Lastly, the
NeXT computer has the best possible
laser printing. What appears on the
computer screen appears on the print-
out sheer. Linden said, "What you see
is what you get. ..it's an art."

Monte Mitzelfeli. sophomore
computer science major, said that it is
essential for a computer science major
or software engineering major to
know how to use a UNIX computer.

pnmarily the NeXT.

The NeXT computer which has
eight megabytes of memory and a
330 meg hard drive is used by the
Physics and Math Departments, am
is very regular. Linden said that w<
need more UNIX computers on
campus because of the great
demand. He also encourages non-
computer majors lo use the com-
puter. He said that this computer is
becoming standard around the

Steve Jobs, co-founder of Apple
Computer when the Macintosh
Computer came out, is also the
founder of NeXT computer.

Chamber Players Get Mixed Reviews

years. It will be a challenge, said

to the students' request. Experimental
Psychology is not one of Stevens'
strengths, but he loves research and
believes that teaching this class will be
a learning experience for him and his
students as he brings "humor and fun
into the subject and presents it as a
valuable field and tool for people to
look at and enjoy," said Stevens.
Stevens obtained his degree at
Andrews University in education and
counseling psychology. He is a
certified professional counselor and
marriage and family counselor in the
Chattanooga area. He is also a clinical
member of the American Association
of Marriage and Family therapists and
a Diplomat of the American Board of
Sexology. His field, he says, is proba-
bly the "most lonely field to be in," but
his favorite thing about it "is to watch
lives change, to see people live
successful lives and reach their
potentials."

Stevens also works closely with the
state on a pilot program for study skills
of high risk children. The program is
designed to help educationally
disabled children. "I describe educa-
tionally handicapped as anything that
keeps that child from learning," said
Stevens. The program has been
nominated as the program of the year.

"He's a very ulenied man." says
Junior psychology major, Kristie
Brown. He has hands-on experience,
and he can bring the class alive by the
examples from his own experience."
Stevens enjoys his chance to come to
the college and teach because "it's
almost a vacation from my regular
routine." He also finds it a privilege to
teach among "very talented teachers
and students."

"My favorite thing about teaching,"
said Stevens, "is letting the student
realize that the world of psychology
can be a field in which a Christian can
provide a much needed service to the
general public in the correlation
between faith and learning." Many
Christians have looked down upon the
field of psychology, said Stevens, but
"psychology is the study of sinful man.
and if you arc able to bridge that gap
of understanding, then you are able to
give someone hope."

By Julie Jacobs

The Atlanta Chamber Players
performed for a double credit assem-
bly last Monday evening at the
Collegdale Church.

Considered the "epitome of making
music" by director. Melanie Cramer.

>nlyc

music. "Chamber n
democratic," said Cramer, "There is
no conductor which makes each piec
a personal experience. Performing
chamber music can be very intimate,

Feeling there was a need for a
chamber group in Atlanta, CA..
Melanie Cramer, flutist, and Paula
Pice, pianist, founded the Atlanta
Chamber Players 14 years ago. "I hai
no idea the group would do so well."
said Cramer.

Performing more than 100 times
each year, the players present sub-
scription concerts, radio and televisio
broadcasts, college and university
residences, and touring programs.

Included in the quintet of players

are: Thomas Jones, violinist.
Ravnan. violist. and Ian Ginst
celloist.

Student response to the.coni
varied, "The music was very r

I, Public

Relations major, 'The whole program
was quite entertaining."

Robert Fetters, Biology major, said.
"The conccn was a most impressive
performance. It gave mc three things,
namely two assembly credits and one

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Sept-Nov 1988

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yes, even you. You do nol have
lo have ihe voice of Sardi Palii
or Ihe intelligence of EinKiein,
for God especially designed ;
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is in tlie hean, ii will be mani-
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Ihe sketch, "The Beaiiiudes." Bradley and David

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which performed and laughi workshops at the

"Super Bold and World Serious" youth event

held in Takoma Park. Maryland.

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Wingaie. David Denton. Gary Bradley, Deirdre

Rivera, and A. Allan Martin, performed for a

Polomac Conference sponsored youth rally held

ai Ihe Columbia Union College gymnasium.

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and CoUegedale Academy Week of Prayer.

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perform the religious sketch, 'The

Beaiiiudes," for ihe D.C. youlh rally al

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and Ecumenism Among World Re-
ligions," was submiiied lo the
Evangelical Technological Socieiy.
On the basis of his submission, ihe
Socieiy asked Dr. Gulley lo make a
prcseniaiion lo ihe plenary session
n response to a paper given by

irofa

who is al
selling book entitled. Understand-
ing Ihe New Ape Movyn^ff^r Dr.
Guiley's response paper is entitled,
"The Function of Ihe Cross as
Siraiegy to Assen ihe Biblical
World Views."

"It's a great opportunity and I
praise the Lord for it," Gulley said
of his upcoming presentation. The
ETS is a non-Advenlisi organiza-
tion with few Adveniist members.

opportunity as "a little feather in
the cap for Southern College."

Dr. Gulley will also present a
paper, "The Bailie for the Bible in
Eschalology." at ihe Adventist
Theological Socieiy. and one at the
Andrews Society of Religious
Studies titled, "A Tribute to
Edward Heppensiall: The Rise of
an Intellectual in ihe Life of the
Church and His Influence on
Adventist Theology."

Dr. Springeii will be presenting
two papers at the California society
meetings. The first will be deliv-
ered at the Evangelical Theological
Socieiy. It deals with the New Age
Movement and is entitled "Mo-
nism, Magic, Mysticism, and
Medicine." His second paper,
"Paraph us in. and Kaiaphusin in
Romans I." on the subject of

will be presented at Ihe Adventist
Theological Socieiy.

A book by Springeii, Homosexu-
aliiv in History and Ihe Scriptures ,

published in 1988. After
reading it. the publishers. Christi-
anity Today, asked Springeii to
condense some of the material in
his book to be used as a chapter in
a large volume Ihey will be
publishing in early 1990. The
volume will deal wiih the topic of
homosexuality. Authors who are
experts in various areas of the
subject will contribute chapters to
the book. Springeii has been asked
to write a chapter on the Biblical
view on homosexuality.

Dr. Blanco will present his
paper, "Mysiicism's New Chal-
lenge to Adventist Chrislians," al
the Evangelical Theological
Society. As president of the
Adventist Theological Socieiy.
Blanco negotiated with the ETS for
permission to meet in their facili-
ties in San Diego. "The ATS has
developed an excellent relationship
with the ETS and looks forward lo

only nationally, but regionally," he

It of il

socieiy meetmgs m t
including the Evangelical Theo-
logical Socieiy. the Andrews
Society of Religious Studies, and
the Socieiy of Biblical Literature.

Collegiate
Adventists
Reaching

40%

CARE Ministnes. the collegiate,
relieious I fe organization at Southern
College of Seventh-day Adventists.

Colkgedale Tennessee, is run by
student leaders and volunteers. The

n C A RE. s

WSMCfromp.I

WSMC was also offered to donors
who pledged S150. This year the gold
card was accompanied by a Gruen

The amount of the largest single
donation was SI, 200.

Present announcers and student
volunteers, including freshmen Brian
Miller and Alison Watkins. helped
answer telephone pledges and call past
donors for membership renewals.

Various directors and announcers
helped coordinate and operate the
shifts during the drive, including
David Barasoain, Dan Landrum, Doug
Walter, and Jan Gentry.

Morning Music host. Kcrri Stout,
found the membership drive fun.
"One of Ihe disadvantages was we had
' programs:

itofm

showed they cared by pledging their
support." said Stout.

Compeiilion also added to the
pledging participation. Crown
America Corporation offered to
double their gift, if five other carpet
related industries would pledge
support.

Duane Chesney challenged l9oihei

Reverse weekend from p. I
considerations is to realize a lot of
guys get apprehensive when they are
asked out by a girl, beacuse ihey arei
sure of Ihe giris intentions. He said
that keeping this in mind might n

eofit

with

reverse weekend.

Dean Rose gave a final word on
how to accept rejection from a guy. "I
would have been upsei at first, but my
ego would have said 'sorry, your

To the guys:

If you are asked by a girl and you
aren't sure if you want to go. "Go
anyway and remember, it's just a date-
not marriage, and you're not going
steady," Dean Hobbs said.

Dean Rose said to gel a giri to

nplac

get to know her — a table in the cafe, a
bench at a game. etc. Then pray.
Girls, if you are still unsure of
asking a guy, listen to a Charlie
Diamond thought. "Go for it. Life is
too short to be fearful of the opposite

Southern College students dunng

Although the projected S'i'i 000 goal
was not met, the event was declared "a
success just because people re-
sponded." said Gentry.

According to general manager.
Doug Walter, the goal should be mei
within Ihe next two weeks, as call-outs
continue to receive pledges.

SC Symphony
Orchestra To
Be Televised

The Southern College Symphony Or-

Recorded on December 3. the orches-
tra will perform in the First Presbyte-
rian church with Glen Draper, choral di-

In the future, there are more special
performances planned for Ihe orchestra.
The Tivoli Theaier will host the college
orchestra along with the combined
choirs of Lee College. Covenant Col-
lege and University of Tennessee at
Chattanooga on December 14. This
comingsummer. Ihe orchestra will be

end of General Conference taking place
in Indianapolis. Ind.

Orlo Gilbert, director, is proud of his
performers. "I feel I have a very good
orchestra." said Gilbert. "I am very
fortunate to have such an unusual blend

I College orchestra

of w

Chattanooga Symphony which is pri-
marily made up of professional musi-
cians. Sheri Peck and Daniel and Ellen

,dveni SIS Reaching Everyone,
l\ Campus Ministries.

B II Dubois developed C.A.R.E. as an

un )ld organization covering

L II Jic Missions, the organization

e punsible for student missionary
act vii es in the United Slates and
abroad CA B.L. (Collegiate Advent-

sts for Better Living), the health and
posiuve lifestyle organization, and
Campus Ministries, the student

Since 1985, C.A.R.E, Ministries has
been functioning on the Southern
College campus serving siudenis in a
variety of ways. C.A.R.E. sponsors
over 40 different activiiies. clubs, and
programs for students ranging from
the Biking Club to the Christian Lawn
Concerts held each semester,

A recent survey studied campus
awareness of the C.A.R.E, organiza-
tion and found some interesting facts.
A random telephone survey ques-
tioned three separate groups on
campus, male students, female
studenis. and faculty/staff members.

Sixty percent of Ihe male students
and fifty percent of the female

acronym C,A,R.E, Tsventy-five
percent of the males and forty percent
of the females had no idea or clue as lo
its meaning. Of the faculty and stalT
members, only fifteen percent knew
the acronym in its entirely.

When asked to name the three
subdivisions of C.A.R.E. (Collegiate
Missions, C.A,B,L,. and Campus
Ministries), studenis and faculty/staff
named Collegiate missions and
CA.B.L. Guesses at the third branch
inconeclty indicated the Destiny
Drama Company, Southern's Christian
collegiate drama troupe, as Ihe third
division of C.A.R.E.

The survey asked participants to
indicate the mosi visible C.A.R.E.
programs and aciivities. The top three
programs were the Destiny Drama
Company. Collegiate Missions Club,
and C.A.R.E, Week. Sunshine Bands.
the visitation of shut-ins and hospital
patients, received honorable mention
as fourth in PR visibility.

Active participation (classified as
involvement beyond n

1 play ii

\,R.E. i

ivity. c

Two of Southern's faculty. Orlo
Gilbert, violin, and Bruce Ashion, viola
also play in the Chattanooga Sym-
phony.

Studenis from Southern College may
become involved with symphony per-
formances by ushering in exchange for

ering for future performances call the
Music Department, exi. 2880,

or program) of male siudcnts, female
siudents. and faculty/staff members
proved surprisingly low. The female
studenis were the most involved with
40% of them citing involvement in at
least one C.A.R.E. activity. Eighty
and seventy-five percent of the
faculty/staff members and male
students respcciively cited no involve-
ment at al! with the C.A.R.E, program.

Low Mid-term GPA Excuse #37

By Mike Hernandez

When I received my mid-lerm
grades lasl week, my firsi reaction was
to change my name and move lo
Canada were I could stan a new life
for myself. I quickly decided against
ihis plan when I realized thai Canada
is populated mostly by Canadians

hockey. Hockey is much like soccer
because Ihe final scores arc always 1-
0, or in certain riveting games, 2-1.
But, let's get back lo my grades. As
you may have guessed, my G.P,A,
was a little below the 4.0 expected by
my parcnLs and the Academic Dean,
Dr. RoydCreenlcaf. Parents and
Academic Deans have no sense of

it all SI

kof

olow

school when my air-conditioner was
broken. The heat in my room thai
week was almost unbearable. You
could not lie still for more than 20
minutes without patches of fungus
growing on your skin.

During that week I developed
several strategies for beating the heai
which I will reveal to you so you can
use them when your a

I - Make use of your refrigerator.

Sleeping is very difricult when the
room temperature is over 107 degrees.
I dealt with Ihis by turning my
refrigerator up lo"Hr' and sleeping
with my head inside the freezer
companmenl. This worked very well

until the cockroaches, which are
abundant in every men's dormitory
room, also discovered the freezer.
2 ■ If you do not have access to a
refrigerator, I suggest you perspire.

Perspiration is Mother Nature's own
natural cooling system. When your
Central Nervous System realizes that
your air-conditioner is broken, it sends
a message to your sweat glands
(perspirus odiferus), which are located
in you armpits. The sweat glands
immediately start pumping perspira-
tion and making your shirt smell Uke a
dead hamster. To counteract this, you
should put on anti-perspirant. But this
forces Mother Nature to re-route
perspiration to the mouth where it
forms bad breath.

My final strategy for beating the
heal islo stay out of your room alto-

gedier. This is what I finally had to
do until the repairman came and
installed a new air-conditioner, which
brings me back to my G.P.A. Since
my air-conditioner was broken, I was
forced lo stay qui of my room, which
is where my books were located.
Obviously I could not study.

I tried to explain Ihis to my parents,
but they suggested the obviously
impractical solution of taking my
books out of my room to study.
Parents can be so illogical sometimes.

So. if any of my teachers (Drs.
Williams. Kinsey, Worth. Richards,
and Cline) are reading Ihis, please
lake this into consideration when you
are making out the final grades. 1 may
let you borrow my American Express
card for a week or two. if you know

Humanities Film Series Shows The Seventh Seal

November 18, 8:00pm
Lynn Wood Hall

Ingmur Bcrman's films have

Uniied Stales. This is because
American audiences have tradition-
ally a.ssumed that the primary
purpose of a film is to tell a story —
and director Bergman has other
inieresis. Despite the fact thai
Modernism in

nied by sound— contained the poien-
lial to investigate and illustrate the in-
creasingly problematic human
condition. One of the most famous of

was the Swedish director Ingmar
Bergman.
The Seventh fj^l opens peculiarly.
" crusader returning to his

ing.i

since abandoned such a simple
simplistic means of reflecting a
complex and at limes incomprehen-
sible reality, film (paniculariy in the

people as.sumed il did best — tell a
simple story.

direciors who attempt to go much
further and do much more. These

s feel tl

,t the e!

indeed for himself that Death has

ready—to which Death replies: 'No
one ever is." In an aiiempi to literally
play for time, the crusader challenges
Death to a game of chess. As long as
the crusader prevents Death from
beating him. the crusader is allowed to

The crusader has a specific reason
for asking for more lime. Having
spent years on a crusade experiencing
much suffering white wimcssing even

more, the crusader wanu to observe a
brief inleriude of human happiness
before Death claims him. Yet every-
where the crusader looks, he sees
death: death on the crusades, death
from the plague, death caused by
superstition. Much of this suffering
and death is instigated by the one
medieval institution supposedly
dedicated to alleviating suffering— the
church. It is the church that calls the
crusades, that encourages superstition
which results in flagellation and
burnings at the stake. Where is human
happiness to be found?

The crusader finds happiness in an
unlikely place. He happens on to a
family of traveling minstrels (not
insignificantly namedMary and
Joseph) and their infant son. Reveling
in outdoor living and life's simple
pleasures, ihey generously share their
simple food with the crusader, thus
displaying the joy and happiness after
which the crusader has searched. The

viewer should not miss the irony of
this encounter. The church (ostensi-
bly the source of charity and love)
causes death and suffering. The en-
tertainment industry (symbolized by
Mary and Joseph and officially
frowned upon by the church for its
laughter and frivolity) provide
examples of happiness and love.

After a nocturnal journey through
a forest, during which the crusader
prevents Death from taking Mary
and Joseph and their baby, the
crusader and members of his
household are summoned by Death.
This time there is no postponement.

In Bergman's allegory we all play
chess with Death. Life and Death
are inseparably close. Ii is not a
question of whether or not we will
win. In this life. Death always wins.
The question, for Bergman at least,
is how long the game will last and
how well we will play the game.

Southern Siblings: Sometiiing In Common

Skip and Cason Holley

Skip, who is 23, and Cason. 19.
have many things in common: the
same major (accounting), they
both drive Volkswagon Dashers,
Ihey favor their mother, and
they're stubborn. But as for
differences. Skip says he's more
erratic and likes to take bigger

Cason says he can talk to his
brother "about anything" and
spends a fair amount of time doing
things with him on the weekends.
He says what he likes best about
his brother "is that he's here."

skip says what he appreciates
about Cason is that he's persistent
and "he lets me borrow his car,"
As the middle member in his
family, Skip says it's easier to
identify with Cason than with his
older sister, who is married.

Wayne. Jo-Anne, and Cindy Ste-

When asked what he likes most
about being the oldest of his
siblings. Wayne says, "They're all

"Our family is very close and
openly affectionate towards each
o'Jier." he says. "We irj'
each other as often as we

mealtimes is the best lim

Cindy, the young-
est, says that when
they were small.
"Wayne always
protected us. I
always wanted to be

would do anything
for her. But know I
know better and
have my own
individual ideas!"

Jo-Anne, who has roomed with
her sister for two years now. says
Cindy is her best friend. "We
know everything about each
other." says Jo-Anne. "We are
almost like twins we're so very
much alike! And the best thing
about Wayne is that he looks out
forme. I like knowing that I can
go to him for unconditional advice
and see something through a
male's world. He is a lovinp
brother."

-i^r

about being youngest was that "It
was never my fault."

Kim, Tony, and Jillian Thedford

"Ingus," as Heidi affectionately
calls Ingrid, says "We were not
close at all when we were younger

' She

Robert and Ronnie Pittman

•'When we were younger," says
Ronnie, "We were both competi-
tive, didn't fight very much, and
both very accident prone."

Now, rooming together for the
first time. Robert and Ronnie are
very close. Robert says of his
brother, "I can always depend on
his support whenever I need it. He
is easy going, while I worry about
the world."

going to music stores together,
playing volleyball on the beach,
and playing sports are the things
they like to do together, Ronnie
says they're both perfectionists,
despite the fact that he calls Robert

This is the first year since their
elementary years that Kim. Tony.
and Jill have all gone to the same
school together, and so far they
like it. "We're very close," all
three agree.

Jill, who is youngest, says,
"They are always there for me
when I have problems or if I need
someone to talk to. They are like
my best friends."

As the middle member, Tony
says he identifies with both his
siblings, but in different ways. "1
can talk to Kim about ore mature
things, but Jill and I have more fui
because we do more together."

All three look very
much alike, but Kim
says she and Jill arc
most often confused
as twins. As for dif-
ferences, Kim
admits. "I'm the
oldest and some-
times I tend to be
bossy!" She adds. "1
got a car first. I got
everything first.
Mom lets me take

Ingrid and Heidi Skantz

Ingrid, who is 21, and Heidi,
who is 18, both love food, sleep,
and spending money. Although
they have a totally different taste
in clothes and never dress alike,
people are constantly asking them

great n

ways they are both
messy, so neither
compalins about a
cluttered room,
Heidi, known to

"Ugmo," us one of
Ingrid's best friends.
"I can tell her any-
thing," she says.
"Plus. 1 can act like
idiot and she still respects

Dale and Cheryl Estep

Although they don't spend atoi
of time together because of very
different class and work schedules,
the time Dale and Cheryl do sf)end
together is quality time.

"We play tennis or racquetball
together, and go hiking or study.
That helps keep us close." says
Dale. "We both love sports and
Mexican food." he says.

Cheryl says what she appreciates
most about her brother is that he is

'slob" (

"ugly."

As the older brodier, Robert says
he never had to worry about
Ronnie beating up on him — until

Ronnie says what he liked most

a very caring person. "He Is
always willing to help me in
school work or anything." she
says. "Anotherthing that is very
special about Dale is that he treats
me like a normal person. He picks
on me as much as he docs my
younger sister. He also doesn't let
me get out of doing anything just

short. 1 really
appreciate him
doing that forme."

Dale says his
favorite thing about
Cheryl is that she is
always willing to be

The vacant building of the American
Cultural Center.

low an abode of silence, reluctantly
eceives a visitor, unlocking
wo padlocks and an iron-barred gate
strip of empty air is hung at the
flagpole
where the Star-Spangled Banner had
fluiiering

forty-iwo years. What then has

America left here.

0 Hwangkum-dong, very near the

5. 1 8 Square
where ihe citizens in the bloody

wind screamed for
democracy and Liberty?
The dust silling mute on chairs in the

reading room.

tricks, closed doors, panes of
builelproof glass,

md some questions unquenchable in
everyone's mind

spanows are
.scattering in the quadrangle of the

Culiural Center; I gaze up into the

through the shadows falling lo pieces

One heaven
of five thousand years the Korean

paulownia branches support

To where winds this road along now?

the prophetic songs above the scars

braking Ihe heavily-buili white
silence, turns the history

amicable hands

liai have been shaking forty-four
years. Yet you would say:

;elf-reliance doesn't lie in blaming
others for your own
ores nor in isolating yourself We'd

without bending to a seasonal wind.

Then as we

light open Korean Cultural Centers

in any city
f Ihe U.S., why can't the Americans

open iheirs here?

"he vacant building of the Americai

Culiural Center

1 the heart of Kwangju City, drearii

Iters monosyllables in metallic

ndersiood. closing its iron-barred

Measles Epidemic Feared
at Southern College

For Ihe past several weeks, Elanor
Hanson. Director of Student Health,
has been gathering information about
the vulnerability of the student body
of Souihem College lo the measles
vims. Allhe writing of this article.
less than half of the studeni body have
turned in the information requested by
the school's Health Services Depan-
ment regarding their measles immu-

Thes

disregard the requests for Ihis infor-
mation uould be in for some frustra-
tion when it is lime to register for
classes in January. "We are only
asking them to let us know whether
they have been vaccinated or not,"
says Hanson. She suggests that
students turn in Ihe information before
Chrisimas vacation because she fears
Ihat otherwise "there will be a line of
five hundred students with restricted
registration passes." If. at that point, a
student does not wish to volunteer the

we are going lo lell the students that,
and they will sec the necessity of
being vaccinated."

measles, the student would be placed
immediately in ihe innrmaiy, and Ihe
local Department of Public Health
would be notified within the hour.
Public Health would then come and
investigate.
Once Ihe case is officially deter-

oben

it of III

villbe

infomiation, i

required to sign a release.

Although there have been no
reported cases of measles on Souih-
em's campus for Ihe last nine years,
there have been four reported cases in
nei{hboring Bradley County this year,
There are both students and faculty
who reside in Bradley County.

The main objective of the informa-
lion program is, according to Hanson,
"to learn how vulnerable, the campus
is, because if we are very vulnerable

they should go to be vaccinated. If an
immunization program were insiiiuied
on campus, ii would probably cost
each student requiring service, iwenty-
five dollars lo be vaccinated.

If deiecied early, a student who has
contracted the virus could be kept in
isolation for a period of four lo six
days. The sickness usually lasts len

The seasons which, according lo
Hanson, seem most conducive lo
measles outbreaks are Fall and Spring.

According to Hanson, "when the
college sees a real and eminent threat
lo the health of Ihe student body, ii
will act more decisively. If this is
necessary, the previous cooperation of
the students will help ihe Health
Services EJepanment lo act more
accurately, more quickly, and with
less confusion and hassle."

FOR THE
HEALTH
OF IT

A: A study was conducted
several years ago to lesi
whether sugars decreased the
function of Ihe phagocytic cells
(white blood celts which engulf
and destroy bacteria, protozoa,
and other foreign panicles in

■ blood) in our bodies^ Ji was
1 that after eating or
drinking high a

for at least five houi
after eating the sugar (sources
released upon request).

Also, because sweets are
more filling ihan other foods,
one tends to neglect nutritious
foods such as fruits, vegetable;

.. Thisc

Monday Night's Fabulous Football

BvTiMSULLIVAN "w»',. ^ <,-......-., ,__,.

-, TIM SULLIVAN

©Copyrighi 1989. USA TODAY/Appl

College Infoi--- "

One of the most siiiring games In two
^des of Monday Nighl Fooiball ended
:niciatingly for ihe Bengals, Houston

The Bengals' defense
dramatically fro

look panicularly likely. Rous

'e Ihe Oilers a 26-24 victory

Monday waj

le Oilere. '

I change far withheld from C

safely David Fulcher exchanging si

wiih Houston comcrbacfc Oris Di.sl;

The regulation brawling begar

scis the lone. ... We want our guys to play
fooiball, period."

The Bengals did not always comply
with Brown's wishes. James Brooks and

as iheir opponents, altempiing their own

imimidaiion with infuriating gestures.

Four plays following Johnson's

10 comerttacli

ane play later. It also happened oi

"Thev

at dropped the
IS. The Raiders

Jceedmgs.

/, Ihe Oilers suffered for
Mai. A foolish unsports-
ci penally againsi Houston
■hard Johnson pre-empted a

e to plaj

Dave Bametl seeks

A League

Volleyball

Teams

w

L

Lastine/Miranda

1

0

Ritterskamp/Pittman

0

0

Overstreet/Morlen

0

0

MalinWilliams

0

0

Dos Santos/Graham

0

0

Langford/Dickinson

0

1

B League

Volleyball

Teams

w_

L

BowesA/Velch

0

Bradley/Am ick

0

Miils/Scotl

Giles/Wakelield

0

Thompson/Henry

0

Santana/Neal

Lakra/Reece

0

Watson/Burrill

0

Hines/Myers

StoutWatkins

0

Collins/Tull

0

National Conference

Lambeth wins
Tennis Tourney

"I had to play my best lennis to
beat him." said P.J. Lambeth who
won the 1989 official' Southern
College Tennis tomamenl. After
losing 7-5 in ihe fist SCI Lambeih
tied ihe score by winning 6-1 in the
second sei.

Then in the third and final set of
ihc match. Lambeth recovered from
a 4-3 setback by winning three

Jaecks' Picks for Flagball

Eastern Division

NY. Giants

8

2

Philadelphia
Phoenix

6
5

4
5

Washington
Dallas

5

1

5

9

Central Division

Minnesota

7

3

Chicago
Green Bay
Tampa Bay
Detroit

6
5
3
2

4
5
7
8

Western Division

San Francisco

9

1

LA. Rams

6

4

New Orleans

5

5

Atlanta

3

7

^ ^„_ displaying

outstanding athletic

^' current intramural

Coach Women's League:

Jaecks' pickfor the final
week of flagbal! season was
Michelle Fulbright . "She
has excellent leadership
skills and playcalling ability."

B League:

"I like Randy Rouse for B

league because oi his

superb quarterbacking

skills."

A League:

John Machado gets the

pick for two tough back to

back wins."

S.C. Flagball Wrap-up

Congraiulations lo league winners
Women's League; Fulbright

B League; O'Brien
A League; Monlerde

BJ Boles Sends Greetings fornfi Chile

Sahdos desde el gran pafi de
Chile. 1 hope this leiier finds you and
your families doing well. Life for me
is very busy, bui also very exciting
and challenging.

It's hard lo believe ihai I've been
here over two and a half months.

eflie

' It's

springtime in Chile now. There are
many beautiful flowers blooming and
the hillsides are starting to mm green.
Slowly but surely all the snow on the
Andes mountains is melting away.
Chile is very beautiful and at limes 1
feel like I'm in Swii7.erland. I guess
about now in the Slates all the trees
are beginning to change colors. I bet
it's really pretty there.

I'm sorry for not writing this letter
sooner, but my life has been very
hectic getting used to everything. It's
quite a shock when you're dropped
into a strange country, with a different
language, a new job, a new culture,
and not knowing anyone. The shock
has subdued now. and life is becoming
more usual lo mc. I'm learning and
adapting quickly to the language and
ways of Chile, in fact some of my
friends call me the Chileno Gringo.

I'm living with the secretary of the
Chile Union and his family. They are
good Christian people and have been a
greai help to me. They are Argentini-
ans, so I'm learning a liiile about that
culture as well, I'm living in Las
Condes, which is a good section of
Santiago. My work is not loo far from
my house, so I ride the bus lo and
from ihe Union. It seems like every-
body and his brother rides the bus
here. There are over 8,000 buses in
Santiago alone.

My main obligation in Chile is lo
teach English lo Ihe officials pastors
and workers of Ihe Seventh-day
Adveniisi Chile Union Mission and of
ADRA/OFASA (a food and relief
agency). On the average 1 have 25
classes per week. My students range
from Union presidents to janitors, and
from pastors to secretaries. In other
words. I leach everyone. They are all
at different levels. Some are first level
beginners and others are ready for
conversational classes. I have some
private classes and
classes. Needless l
challenge teaching

and learn more of Ihe couniry. I've
been lo many different pans of Chile
and nnet many wonderful people.

Throughout my day 1 assist the
workers in writing and translaiing
letters lo and from the Uniied Stales, i
also help people translaie forms that
are in English and understand differ-
ent items of material from the General
Conference of S.D.A.'s in Washington
D.C.

Last month (September) was a big

n Chili

national holidays. September 11th
marked the anniversary of General
Pinochet taking control of the counny
in 1973. September 18lh was Chile's
Independence day and September 19lh
was Ihe celebration It seemed every
house had a Chilean flag. There were
a lot of traditional dances (the
"cueca") and a whole lot of "empana-
das". Empanadas are a favorite
traditional food in Chile. It was very
interesting seeing all the shows and
learning how another country cele-
brates its independence.

Each day I am met by new chal-
lenges. I am learning a lot in Chile
and I'm sure ihat when I'm done here
I will look back and say 1 was glad I

came. Every day is a class for me. I
ihoughl I was going lo get a break
from my classes by becoming a
Studeni Missionary, but I was wrong.
Every day I learn new ihings. I'm
learning: a new language, a new
culture, new customs, a different
geography, how to teach, how to corr

patience, and so much more. The
mosi important thing I'm learning
though, is total dependence on
God. I have good days and I have
bad days, but it's the Lord that carrii
me through them all. Anything that
accomplished here, and anything I
learn is a direct result of ihe support
and prayers of you, and God's
leading and helping hand in my life.
Thank you so very much for your
letters, prayers, and support; wiihou'
it I don't know where I'd be. I ihinl
of you often and I hope to see you
soon (a year isn'l ihai long).

id God b

By David Barasoain

around Richard Moody is like
well directed comedy. One of his be
known attributes is his humor. It's
comprised of good liming, smooth
delivery, and much improvisation. /
would say, "II slays me,"

I enjoy it.
good people with a desire
10 Icam. I use an array of different
material. The whole situation is fun
and challenging, and over all a good
learning experience for everyone,
myself included.

My other obligation in Chile is to
work with the youth of the country.
Right now. it is difficult to do a lot
with this because my Spanish is not
thai great yet. I'm learning quickly
though, and I'm sure it won't be too
much longer before I'm doing more
with this department. At this poini I
can only sing, so I'm singing a lot at
different churches and other youth
meetings here in Chile. Even though I
don't have a large part in Ihe programs
I've been traveling lo different parts of
the country for youth congresses and
Pathfinder investitures. In Ihis way, I
can become acquainted with the youth

Richard Moody: A Wild and Crazy Guy

Theo

;iiy is another of Richard's
One Sunday a group of us
idcd to take an afternoon drive
h him in his truck. What started
as an uneventful commute turned
i a four- wheeling escapade.
Where are we going?", one girl

found Richard eating with a group
what he calls Frauleins. They're

everyone else calls babes.
It's easy lo tell when Richard is
trying to Impress these
German persuasion. He usually
eyebrow
several

In addition

: I was in Europe. I remember
though il were ycslerday. I
harvesting wheat in Ihi
of France for the poor. Of

leaned over and switched ihe blazer
into high gear. "Yep, just a simple
ride.", he reassured us.

Sitting up in his seat he slammed his
foot against the gas peddle and
secured a grip on the wheel. Staring
straight ahead, Richard searched
horizon for the first obstacle he would
conquer. We drove to the edge of a

had

fanning equipment was destroyed
in that flood. No on
remind you that the flood would
have been much worse had I not
pushed those two huge
path of the rampaging w,
The girls aren't naive,

response
Frauleins is, "Richard,

usually followed by Richard silting
back in his chair, buffing his knuckles
against his shin, and assuring them "it

s. Huge din
n fool mud puddles,

I stopped the truck.

and iried to remember when
last confession was.
What sianed off as a simple,

hours. We ti

afternoon looking for places lo
vehicle.
Episodes like il

Moody. If you
don't worry, he'll

If you do
you may have heard the
Doug

In just a single cafeteria v
Richard you might fall v
humor. I can't guaraniee whai your

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November 2, 1967

WSMC-FM extends broadcast day to 1 8 hours.

September 29, 1977
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WSMC-FM sets $40,000 goal for fund-raising drive.

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•Shawn Williains

rmglad Walla Wallas
Admmislraiion is recognizing
Ihcir sludenis' responsibility.
-Joe Bieksza

Students have enough

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open the door to temptation,
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Monday^ Novemher 20

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Christmas Tree Lighting,
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Wednesday. Nftygmber

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Monday. Novemher 27

Student Week of Spiritual
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Craig La.stine, Evening
Meeting, 7:00 p.m.

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Meeting, 7:00 p.m.

Friday. December \

Bob Cundiff. Vespers,
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lave paned the Red
an eanhquakc may
erJonian for Joshua.

Canaaniie god of agriculture.

perhaps Crete, who invaded and foug
Samson, King Saul and David, and vi
Tinally routed by Babylonian King
Nebuchadnezzar II. Later. Philistine i

husband rich,
would lake o

t century and comes from the Greek

'aiion." Christ comes from ihe Greek
n of Ihe Hebrew word Mashiah

— Early Christians had trouble making
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November 31, 198'J

Eastern winds of chang^ij.

h of November, the

winds of change through Eastern Europe,
wn the Berlin Wail and stirring talk of an end
nmunism. The upheaval had touched ever^
3 is a status report:

Population:38 million
Leader: Tadeusz Mazowiecki
since August 1989
The once-oullawed Sohdanty
union began a nationwide siril

the

ding t(

"round table" talks wilh the
Communist Party and eventually
power itself. But Solidarity
inherited a crumbling economy.

Population: 16.7 million
Leader: Egon Krenz, since
October 1989

Having torn down the Berlin Wall
and flung open its borders, East
Germany's leadership was

3 find its citizens

Since January 1989, 17=
East Germans have left. Now tl

Jbylt

exchanges with West Germany.
Population: 15.7 million

May 1975

Friday, the Communist Parly
leadership resigned after more
than a week of huge protests,
saying the party had senously
underestimated the
pro-democracy movement in
East Europe- Al Ihe same time,
hundreds of thousands of people
in Prague cheered Alexander
Dubcek, the former party chief
whose attempts to institute
reforms in 1968 were brutally
crushed by a Warsaw Pact

Leading Eastern Eurc

Populatlon:23.7
Leader: Branco Mikulic, sine
fwlay 1985

Opposition groups have calt(
Itiparty democracy a

became the first Warsaw Pact counl-y (or amnesty for political

to dissolve the old Communist Party, prisoners- The ethnically

renaming it the "Socialist Party-" The diverse nation has been a

new organization condemned Ihe cradle for a host of small

ESTONIA, LATVIA, LITHUANIA
Population: 1 .5 million (Estonia):
2,63 million (Latvia); 3.25 million
(Lithuania)

Leaders:Vaino Valjas (Estonia):
Anatolis Gorbunovs (Latvia);
Algirdas Brazauskas (Lithuania)
The Baltic slates, annexed by the
Soviet Union after World War II,
have nearly seceded, energized

Populatlon;287 million
Leader: Mikhail Gorbachev,
since March 1985
The nation has moved from
gridlock to "glasnost" and
"pereslroika," but Gorbachev
approaches a fifth year in power
trying lo calm growing internal

Bush meet Dec. 2-3 for a summit
off the coast of Malta, and
changes in Eastern Europe likely
will dominate Ihe lalks-

Populatlon:23 2n

Leader: Nicolae Ceausescu. [

since March 1965

Ceausescu, the East Bloc's I

longest-reigning leader, was

reappointed Communist Parly chief

for five years in a lavish show of

support for his rejection of change

sweeping the region- Ceausescu

Nov, 10

Thought deaf to Gorbachev's
appeals for change. Bulgaria's
Communist Party chief, Todor
Zhivkov, stepped down m favor
Mladenov, who promised chang
However, this year alone, Bulga

Bush-Gorbachev summit: Is Peace breaking out all over the world?

By JAMES P. GANNON
©Copyright 1989. L'SA TODAY/
Apple College Information Network

WASHINGTON — Months ago.
when he proposed a gel-acquainied
meeting with Mikhail Gorbachev,

St meeting
I End [he CoW

Ihe fasl-paced. historic changes
sweeping Eastern Europe-

As Ihe Soviei-tlominaied empire
disintegrates and the possibility of a
new order emerges in Europe, the

meetings aboard Soviet and U.S.
warships in the Mediterranean off it
island nation of Malta come at a
crossroads of history,
full of unforeseen potential, paeked
with high hopes and high stakes.

They said he couldn't do it

ans nervously awaii th
brwihing easier abou

Running off Ihef

was in your office son

* fooiball leam.' I sai

TUSCALOOSA. Ala. — Bill Curry rise.
ai 4i30 every morning. Time lo himself,
for refieciing and thinking clearly.

landing his firing.

uddenly. however. iT .seems Bill Cuny is
DK guy. Funny how everything ^

nges with a 10-0 record. aJ^o^-^'

a-s Ballimore Colts) than his coaching
:r (3 M3-4 in seven years ai Georgia

7-5 record in 1987 calmed no one.

Southern 000000 Accent

Bui lightly regarded Gary Hollingswont
college transfer Siran Stacy look over the

At Mississippi, the Tide got ambushed.
Alabama iraiIed2l-0 just? 1/2

What happened next, Curry says, "was

highlight of my 15 years in coaching."

defense stiffened. The field tilted the

iling u:

always fought long od<
id pick of the Packers.

Says former Alabama center G
McCollough, a Birmingham plas
surgeon: "The average man woul

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College of Snimh-daj A

Letter to the Editor

2. Leave your studying at home.
When you study duiing a concen the
effect is the same as tying lo cany on

T am proud of the students of
Soulhem College. In general they are

behavior in which too many show a
lack of courtesy and understanding of
proper decorum. [ am speaking of the
behavior I have observed at concerts
in Ackerman Auditorium, the P.E.
Center, and Ihe Church.

where performers and audience are
interacting in an aesthetic and spiritual
cupenence. This experience is largely
negated when talking, studying (with
iLs inevitable nistle of paper) and
"enienainment" oiher ihan that which
is on stage takes Ihe spotlight. Indi-
viduals who attend these events have
an obligation of counesy t

pcrfoimer(s) a

r fellow

I . Come to enjoy the program.
1 ou may not understand or enjoy it
.■111. but try to learn by actual listening.
Whatever you do. don't come just to
get chapel credit. You won't enjoy it
and neither will those around vou.

viths

reading or writing while you are trying
to tell them something important.

3. Dress so you feel like you are
going to something special (which you
are). Think of how you might dress
for a concen in ihe Tivoli or ihe
Atlanta Symphony Hall, Jeans and T-
shirls are not necessarily appropriate.

4. Come prepared lo listen £101
talk. Save your talking for intermis-
sion. Those of you who have per-
formed solos or in a group know how
distracting talking is when you are on
stage. It's equally disturbing in the
audience. (By the way. turn off your
watch beeper before the concert.)

5. Finally, if you don'l know
when to clap, depend on the musicians
in the audience lo Stan. Clapping
between movements of works is
generally not acceptable.

By observing these five suggestions
concerts will become more exciting to
you. They will be more enjoyable to
those around you, and this will
identify Soulhem as a place w"

Yours for more enjoyable concerts.
Marvin L. Robertson, Chairman
Music Department

Senate seeks to stiffen security at Southern

Ii is done because of anger, power.
and sadism. It happens every six
minutes. And one out of four women

. Thev

n of "fir*

no affect upon the assailant. This
action is called rape.

Gregg Graham and Adrianne
Baiii stone spoke to Talge and Thatcher
residents November 20, 1989 about

Gregg Graham, Executive Director
for Addiction Recovery in Chat-
tanooga, giving statistics on rape and
physical assault, said that 84% of the
victims reported knew their assailants.
He also said thai research has shown
that 700.000 women have actually

For example, Graham said out of
3200 women, 15% of them reported
rape, 11% reported attempted rape,
11% reported sexual cohesion, 14%
reported that they were touched
against their will, and 49% reponed no
problem. Funhermore, he said thai
rape will happen to 25% of college

were provided by The National
Insiiiule of Menial Health.

If Southern College women arc not
to become a pan of the 25% raped,
who will take the preventive action?
Administration? Senate?

It of It

rSCa

self-defense class is in the making. A
Chattanooga police officer has told Dr.
Wohlers that the class will be given.
Students will receive more information
as the program develops.

The Senate, a body of
tives for students at SC. invited
Target Hardening, a security service
company in Chattanooga, in October
to discuss SC's need for proper
lighting. Sherrill Long, security
supervisor, said. "Security lights are
needed around all building, sidewalks,
(and) back of propeny...the lighting
is very, very poor." Senate agreed
that lights arc needed on the side-
walks between Brock Hall and both
dorms, the ladies' as well as the
men's parking lot, and the Conference
Center. The Senate has also said that
a fence, which would seal off the
courtyard, needs to be behind the girls
dorm. The senators added that we
need an official patrol car with a
recognizable paint Job and lights.

The Senate has not yet spoken to
administration about these sugges-
tions. So far. the Senate has only
asked the administration to inform
students about the rape and to squelch
the rumors circulating around
campus. Dr. Wohlers did so in an
October assembly.

Adrianne Ballistone, an activist
against rape spoke lo Thatcher
residents. Her objectives were to
develop an understanding of sexual
assault and rape, to practice preven-
tive action, and lo enhance coping
skills.

She said that rape is never ihe
victim's fault, and that sexual assault
happens to children as well as adults.
She also said that rapists become
progressively violent.

For preventive action, she encour-

Young Americans exibit
at Hunter Museum

Young Americans IQSS
opened at the Hunter Museum
of An Sunday, November 19,
1989. The exhibit will be on
view in the Hunter's temporary
galleries through January 7,
1990.

The Young Americans com-
petition and exhibition is one of
the oldest and most highly
esteemed traditions within the
craft field. Since its establish-
ment in 1950, the competition
has brought to the forefront of
public attention many of the
vanguard figures in American

Younp Americans is a travel-
ing exhibit which is the result
of a national competition
dedicated to handcrafted work
by Americans between the ages
of 18 and 30. The competition
was introduced in 1950 by the
American Craftsmen's Educa-
tional Council with two objec-

tives; to offer craftsmen under
thirty an opportunity to present
Iheir work to the public and to
give these artists an avenue
through which they can com-
pare and analyze their work
with the work of their contem-
poraries. The exhibition fea-
tures 98 works by 62 artists: 24
in clay. 18 in fiber, 14 in glass,

24 ii

^ mixed media.

lal, ;

1 10 in wood.

roung Americ;
organized by the American
Craft Museum in New York.
The exhibition was made
possible through the generous
support of Ihe Collectors Circle
of the American Craft Council
and the Jerome Foundation.

MUSEUM HOURS: Tuesday
through Saturday 10:00 a.m.
until 4:30 p.m.; Sunday 1 until
4:30 p.m.; closed on Monday.

-Watch for potential rape sites.
Keep away from them. Public
restrooms are not a good idea. Do not
go in alone.

-Watch while walking, even during

-Do not advertise your single life.
-Keep emergency phone-numbers

-Avoid carrying too many packages.
■Do not pick up hitch-hikers.
-Call the police if the car should get
stalled.

-Drive with locked doors.

-Make sure that the car is in good
working condition.

-Slay out of notorious hotels and
motels.

-Scream.

-Run.

-Call the police.

If raped, Battisione encourages the

realizing that she has does nothing
wrong. She said that one should focus
on the identity of the attacker so she
can identify him if he is apprehended
by the police.

Poetry contest

December 31 is the deadline for
entering the American Poetry As-
sociation's contest. Entry is free
.and everyone is welcome to enter.

The Grand Prize is S 1 .000, and
the first prize is S500. In total
152 poets will win cash and
publication prizes worth $11, 000.

"Every student who writes
poetry should enter this contest.
Our latest SI ,000 winner is a
student. Students also won 24 of
the other prizes." said Robert
Nelson, publisher for the associa-
tion. "December break should
give students the chance to enter
before Ihe deadline."

Poets may enter the contest by

sending up to six poems, each no

address on each page, to American
Poetry Association, Dept. Cr-90,
250-A Poirero St.. P.O. Box 1S03.
Santa Cruz, CA 95061. Entries
should be mailed by December 31.
A new contest starts January 1.

Each poem is also considered for
publication in Ihe American Pocirv
Antholoey. a leading collection of
today's poems.

During eight years of sponsor-
ship the American Poetry Associa-
tion has sponsored 34 contests and
awarded 5165,000 in prizes to
3,100 winning poets.

New iVI.A.S. computer
being tested in library

By A. Ue Bennett J r,

"Oh great, now the library has
another machine 1 have to learn how to
use!" was ihe phrase overheard by one
of many McKee Library patrons.

The Magazine Article Summary
computer has found a temporary home
in Ihe library's periodical area, on a 60
day trial period, with jusi over two
weeks to go. Students will not "have"

do will find it extremely beneHcial
when looking up magazine articles.

If the library decides to keep the
index after the trial period, the
computer supplier. Ebsco. will replace
iis CD-ROM "brains" once a month.
essentially leaching it every magazine
and every article the library carries, as
well as a few the library doesn't cany.
The semi-current CD-ROM disc
currently used by the index contains
over 200 general magazines from
January 1984 to the present.

Upon silting at the machine for the
firsi time, all one has to do is enter a
title of an article wanted, an author, or
the mosi popular category, subject.
The computer will then quickly search
Ihe CD-ROM for all articles pertinent

reference two additional entries. A
few seconds later, a list of articles
fitting the search pattern will appear

even a short summary of the article.
The summary is probably the best
feature of the index because a user
can immediately see whether or nol
the article is relevant to what he or
she is looking fi

fore:

: subject, author, or litle. a
topic browse can also be done, which
will give an alphabetical lisl of every
subject the index recognizes.

Once a decision is made to keep the
computer, Ebsco will replace Ihe CD-
ROM disc monthly for nine months
out of the year. A lack of use is Ihe
reason the remaining three summer
months will not be updated.

By keeping up-to-date with the
monthly disc replacemenis, Ihe
computer will have reference to all of
the library's periodicals, and also lell
if a given article is even contained in
the library.
Library Director, Peg Bennett, said

Terri Lynch: female religion major

By Jo-Anne E. Stevenson

olhec

Her eyes d

quick precision, she scoped out the
room which was already filling with
students. With cenain composure.
she sat down, "Gentlemen," the
teacher said, "you will notice we have
a rose among the thorns today." She
had entered Homclitics class.

Anna Theresa Lynch, a Junior at
Southern College, is a religion major.
She is also the only female majoring
in religion and pursuing '
rial track in the department this year.

Lynch, who is better known as
Teni. was bom in Lake cifj;, Florida
in 1969- She is from a fifth genera-
tion family of Seventh-Day ,
ists. Interestingly, only the i
her immediate family have been
SDA's. Coming U) Southern College
in 1988. Lynch originally majored in
Relgion and Behavioral Science. As
she progressed into the ye
though she was pursuing i
field. After several visits
professors in the department she
decided to take the ministerial track
Lynch wants to preach.

"I felt like God was calling me."
said Lynch, when asked why she
decided lo go into this field. Since
deciding lo pursue the ministerial
track. Lynch has become very awan

s involved in this field

When she sits down in her Personal
Ministry class, taught by Dr. Jack
Blanco, the Chairman of the Religion
department,
and her

class, taught
by Dr.

Bennett, she

change. Some

; approach to the issue
putting in recommendations that
would enable women to become
licensed. While the ordination of

The beginnings of It
are evident even her

make guys uncomfonable,"
said Chris Miller, a religion major,
when asked what men think of womi
studying to be ministers. "It's

intimidating," said Greg Phillips, also
a religion major, "what guy wants to
be a minister's husband?"

There are other obstacles which
Lynch faces as she attends classes.
Being in a classroom of 30 male
students makes her feel alienated. She
feels as though she will be critiqued

teachers and fellow students have

feel welcome, "All women
msterial students have been warmly
d graciously received and have
jreaily," said Bennett.
"Some of my best preachers have
been the women in my classes."
Until the ordination of women
becomes an accepted procedure, there
is a great need for womens' ministry
in other ways within the church.
Bennett believes that there is an

ng need for counselors among

in the church, an area he feels

could fulfill very effectively.

"There is a wide open field for women

in the church," Bennett explained.

Lynch is in agreemenL She says

she is happy with the amount of

acceptance existing now among the

. "I will probably remain an

pastor for a longer period of

I would a man," said Lynch.

position will still provide her with an
opportunity to be an effective worker
for the Lord.

Joe Ellsworth, Student Missionary, writes from Korea

Dear friends at Southern;

just yesterday that we arrived in Seoul
rather unsure of ourselves. The first
day of leaching was on September 4.
That entire first week was rough. I
was getting used lo teaching and my
students were gelling used to me.
Now that I know them, it's time lo
start another term wit
There arc 8 teachers ;
Six are English and iwo are Japanese,
My school is located
fioor above a depanmenl store. Thrci
of ihe teachers are from Walla Walla.
One is from Berkeley, and the other
one is from Loma Linda. Somyon,
where the school is located, is the
drag dealing area of Pusan. I live
about 30 minutes from the school. I

The school where Chris Lang, Mark
Cox, and Vanessa were at is dowr
mountain from where 1 live. The
view from our aparlmeni
especially at night. We overlook the
city and harbor. I really tike

teachers and our two pastors went on s
picnic together. It was a lot of fun.
We went to a resort called Tae Jong
Dae. It has a lighthouse, a rocky
beach, and many cliffs. Some of the
s have interesting n
r wailing rock, w

my health I avoid eaiing meat, and I
don't like the thought of eaiing dead
animals. Each day as I walk through

forces my d

Usually

Sabbaihs keep us

busy helping

he church. I

have preached, had

streams and trails is only about 25
steps away. It's great! I like getting
up early and watching ihc

pictures.

Every weekend since ]
il seems thai I've gone o
of picnic. Last Sunday,

kimchi. On my Book 1 i

picnic, Ihey fixed thai

menu, I ale only rice, kimchi

and the onions and potatoes from the

tuna soup. They asked me if ii was be

because of my church— I told them

no, that it was a persona! choice. For

oice would change,
and we had a different tone.
We studied anicles from Signs
magazine. My class was at 8:00 o.m.

talk, so I had them look for interesting
articles to study. One lady picked the
article "Should Saturday be put back
into Sabbath?" I was really surprised,
I had two atheists, one S.D.A., one
Presbyterian, and two nothing believ-
ers. It made for a very interesting
discussion and class. The lasl week
we studied about the New Age
Movement. They hadn't heard
anything about ii before, in one
article it mentioned something about
the Moonies and they recognized the
leader from Korea.

This past term I taught classes from
7-9 a.m. and from 6-9 p.m. 1 taught
one less class than the rest of the
teachers because my Book 1 class was
canceled due to lack of students.
During my free time two days a week
I help at the high school on the army
base, 1 help with home economics
and health classes. Being able to go
to Ihe army base is like being in a

any packages to me. please send them
to this address:

AIR MAIL

Joe Ellsworth
American Red Cross
APO SF 96259

More women in the pulpit

The number of women in the clergy rose significantly
between the years 1977 and 1986. Here are the five
denominations that saw the largest number of women
become preachers in their pulpits:

Assemblies of God

No. in
1977

1,572

Salvation Army

No. in Percent
1986 increase

3,718 136%

3,037 3,220

United Methodist Church 31 9 1 ,891

493

Presbyterian Church

370 1,519

United Church of Christ 400 1 ,460 265

Source: Yearbook of American and Canadian Churches

The meeting will bring logelher the
careful, prudeni Bush with the
self-confident, unpredictable gambler
from the Kremlin, who has made
surprise his hallmark.

in two days of meetings— some
with aides and some alone — they
will take a measure of each other and
seek common ground to deal with a
changing world.

"Neither Bush nor Gorbachev could
have foreseen what the state of the
world would be in early December
when they agreed on this meeting" las'
summer, said Raymond Ganhoff, a
former State Department official now
at ihe Brookings
Institution, a liberal think tank in
Washington.

"Now the meeting has acquired a
good deal more prominence and
greatly raised expectations, because of
s changes in Europe,"

scholars a

Historian Richard Bamei compares
e Malta meeting backdrop lo the
;riod after World War II. when

Western alliance that virtually ha
won the Cold War.
Gorbachev, on the other hand.

alliance is crumbling, and his p
"Gorbachev is an impatient n

Lisa Young, Gannett News Service

World Bank. International Monetary
Fund and the General Agreement on
Tariffs and Trade. U.S. officials have
opposed Soviet overtures to join those
bodies.

— Some U.S. consideration of
onger-ierm economic cooperation, to

n and shape the world.

e for Policy Studies in Was
"is a recognition on both s
the first time in 55 years.

said Dimitri Simes. a Russian-bom
Soviet scholar at Ihe Carnegie Endow-
ment of International Peace.

"His situation at home is sufficiently
desperate that he needs to come back
with something significant when he
meets with the U.S. president."

Bush will be prepared for a Gor-
bachev surprise — such as some grand
design for Eastern Europe or a plan
for a demilitarized, neutral Germany

talks on such ideas, administration
officials .said.

"We are not meeting to determine
the future of Europe," Bush himself
vowed in his Thanksgiving eve

What will the Soviet leader seek at
the Malta talks? Soviet specialists
suggest a variety of likely agenda

headoflheRuss
at Harvard. "He
military budget"
reallocated to do

; in Europe now
lie collapse of il

will

approach it with certain goals, wis
lists and hopes. A wide range of
authorities on East- West relations say
Bush and Gorbachev will come to the
table with differing aims and needs —
though not necessarily conflicting

Bush, the experts say, comes from a
position of strength. The United States

is economically prosperous and
militarily strong, leading a successful

receiving favorable tariff treatment on
exports to the United Stales. Lower
tariffs would not be a major boon lo
the sick Soviet economy, but ending
U.S.

trade discrimination would be impor-
tant symbolically to Gorbachev.
— U.S. suppon, or at least sympa-
e consideration, of Soviet desires

Gorbachev will w

Benneti recalled the InfoTra

was about S7.000; however, th
M.A.S. will cost S18.000 each
year to keep up-to-date with it!
periodicals by the CD-ROM
technology.

Bennett also said ihat this in
appealed to the Student Associ
lion Senate as its project. The
senate's annual budget is aroui
S4.000, and this system would
their budget very nicely.

There are three major reasor
for going with the Magazine
Articles Summary system,
according to Benneti. "It Intle
more of the journals we subset
to. It provides a summary of e

InfoTrac. Bennett said.

On the political front, experts say.

United Slates will not. seek to exploit
urmoil in Eastern Europe — a

Bush made in Wednesday's speech.

Gorbachev also may propose
accelerating talks to cut conventional
ground

forces, strategic forces and chemical
weapons.

In his Wednesday speech. Bush sait
the Malta summit will begin "the
work of years," and he appealed to
Gorbachev lo "once and for all. end
the Cold War."

ephrt

;d lo express their hopes for
eiing. Thus the Malta summi
s great expectalions as a

Thanksgiving New York
trip enjoyed by students

By Andrea Nicholson

students spent ihe holidays lourin,
museums, feeding the homeless,
and sightseeing in the grand

separate itineraries during their sia
The art trip emphasized tl
cultural aspects of the city. Students
loured six museums, attended the
NY City Ballet at Lincoln Cenier,
and a play eniiiled, "Steel Magno-

"The play was wonderful—
probably Ihe best part of the whole
irip." said Cayle

The Irip was sponsored by accounting major.

Some attended the Macy's
Thanksgiving Day Parade, the
Bronx Zoo, and quile a few found

] Sun. the 19th.
Students enrolled in An Apprecia-
tion, taught by Bob Garren,
followed a different itinerary on
the trip than those who signed up
for Ed Lamb's behavioral science

Both groups stayed at the
YMCA on E. 47th St. "The rooms
were incredibly small," said Loa
Sparks, a junior an major who
weni on the art Appreciation lour.
Other than sharing accommoda-
tions, Ihe two groups followed

nChin

prestigious department stores.
Angela Bracket!, a junior account-
ing major, advised. "If anybody is
going to go to NY. don't go shop-
ping Ihe day after Thanksgiving!"

The group boarded Ihe
Staten Island Ferry Friday evening.
"We could see the Siatulc of Liberty
and Ihe whole NY City skyline. It
was just beautiful," said Loa Sparks.

Some students got tickets
to talk shows such as "Late Night
Wiih David Leiicrman" and

They
don't use

real
frogs...

By Mike Hernandez

How many of you have ever

embryonic pig. eic. and aciually
found anlhing inside? Thai's whai I
Ihoughl - nobody. This is because
ihe animals ihat are used for
dissection are noi real, itcnow this
because I dissected a frog once in

I was supposed lo find over 400
individual frog parts and draw ihem
on my paper. The lab manual had
each of ihsee frog pans separated
and drawn in a differeni color. Ii
was very neat. When I cut open my
frog, all I found was a pinkish-
brown subsunce that resembled
very old Jello.

I prodded around inside of my
frog for approximately 30 minutes,
until 1 finally gave up and joined the
rest of [he students in tracing Ihe
pictures direclly from the lab

Viking Club: Wiiat is it and where do I get my horns?

By Julie Jacobs

II started as a prank. The ad in the
Campus Chatter promoting the
Viking Club was fictional. But
today, the Viking Club does exist
thanks lo the interested persons who
called for their free sets of Viking

Brian Miller was elected president

presidenl." said Nash, "He's always
wearing his Viking horns around the
dorm,and he's uying to grow a beard
like the Nonlic men themselves did
years ago."

Future club activities include a slide
preseniaiion of the recently built replica
of the Viking ship, Hjenicomsi, a
traditional Viking campout and a visit ic
a local Norwegian reslauranl.

According to Nash, the goal of the
club is 10 gain an appreciation for the
rich heritage of the Viking people.

gian.

Other Viking Club members
include Mike Johnson. Lisa
Willsey, Russ Miller, Brad Emde,
Rich Wingei, and Lance Morlen,
Anyone jnleresied in joining
should contact Brian Miller at
#3377.

(Editors Note: The Vikinv Cl„h
is HiW a prank. However, the idea
has potential.)

o my theory on why 4 - Frogs are ugly.

This brings ;
it is OK 10 dissect frogs.
1 - Frogs cannot feel anything.

Frogs cannot possibly have any sort
of nervous system because they are
filled with glop. Frogs are nothing but
Hide bags of glop hopping around with
eyes and a long sticky tongue to give
(he impression that ihey are actual
living creatures.

3 - Frogs have bad personal hygiene.

Have you ever seen a frog use a
public toilet? No. This is because
frogs go lo Ihe bathroom on mush-
rooms which many of you eat regularly
on salads. Can you-imagine how awful
it would be lo have warts on your
tongue?

Every child has read the story of the
princess who kisses a frog and il lums
into a prince. After reading this siory,
my sister and 1 decided lo see if this
actually worked. The plan was for me
10 catch Ihe frogs, and she would kiss
diem. We did not succeed in turning a
frog into a prince. The only thing we
succeeded in doing was getting about 20
frogs go 10 Ihe bathroom on my hands.

I felt compelled

Accent

Accent on dissection, i nope i nave
provided you all with enough informa-

If you would like more informa-
tion, all you have to do is send SI9.95
(plus shipping and handling; state,
local and federal tax, plus a small
donation, if possible) to:

Mike Hernandez
Room 277 Talge Hall
Soulhem College 37315

If you order today, I will also throw
in a FREE metric screwdriver set. and
a FREE Chinese Oriental Antique
Classic Wok. And, if you are one of
the first 100 who responds, you will
receive a FREE imitalion diamond
pendant in the shape of an embryonic
pig-
Order now while they last.

STRESS!

While a little stress in your life
is healthy and interesting, too
much can cause many differeni
illnesses. Dealing with stress
and knowing how to spot the
things (hat cause il aie important.

Stress survivors slay healthy
even in the worsi of limes. They
consider difficult situations
opportunities for growth. These
may include anyihing from work
stress, money problems, or lack
of lime, 10 misbehaving children.

Happy events cause stress as
well, for example, a new position

work, getting married, having

maintain an altitude that God
control of you life, raiher ihar
feeling Ihal you are a victim c

Keep the goals you set for
yourself within reason. If ihey
unattainable within the time
have set, you place yourself
stressful situation. Whether
amount of work you warn lo
today, or what you hope to a
plish in a longer period of tir

Develop relaxation lechnii

jog. a brisk walk, or exercising lo

music does wonders for that
stressed-oui feeling.

For the Health of it

By Darlene Almeda

Q: Since you are one of ihe health
service nurses, could you possibly
explain why I have been given aspirin
for three very different problems?

A; Aspirin is your good, all-
around, multipurpose medicine.
Aspirin or ASA, which stands for
acctylsalicyllc acid, has a wide range
of functions besides curing head-
aches. Here are a few. Ii lowers
fevers, and works as an anli-inflam-
maiory agent. It also has an analgesit
effect, and decreases blood cloning.
Because of all of these actions, we at
Healdi Service take advantage of the
inexpensive, yet powerful, effects of
ASA when treating sprained ankles,
fevers, headaches, toothaches.
muscular soreness, flu symptoms.

backaches, menstrua! cramps, and
several other ailments.

Although you may feel you need
something stronger for your
specific problem when visiting

Health Service besides ASA,
please be aw
to offer you thai which will have
the least side effects and still be
therapeutic enough to help you
oui. It is not always feasible to
give a strong prescription medici
lion when somediing less potent

. Son

lime you get ASA from Health

potent effecis of this greatly
underrated drug. And whatever
you do. don't lake il on an emply

Merry Cfiristmas

and a ^ap-py 9{ew year

to the staff of Camp "K^iaqua

Masha Becker

Yvette Norcott

Juan Carlos Belliard

Claudio Otero

A. Lee Bennett, Jr.

Christie Peters

Joe Bieksa

Jeremy Peltit

Amy Bradley

Christie Perivini

Yvette Disbro

Macki Pierre

Rick Engel

Ronnie Pittman

Ryan Fetters

Sean Pittman

Kim Fillman

Kevin Pride

Michelle Fried

Jason Rivera

Michelle Fulbright

Carlos Romero

Rob Fulbright

Charmin Sagert

Kevin Fulford

Benjamin Sanchez

Anthony Harris

Grant Schlishner

Michael Hawkins

Ingrid Skantz

Barry Hendrick

Shannin Spinella

Dany Hernandez

Alan Slarbird

Melissa Laporte

Cindy Stevenson

Tina Loaks

Jo-Anne Stevenson

Paul Lower

Rick Swistek

Terri Lynch

Nancy Thamas

John Machado

Glen Valenzuela

Lori Marchant

Danny Varner

Yvette Mesa

Gale Varner

Amber Murphy

Sieve Watson

Keith Nelson

Sherri Wright

Congratulations on a record-breaking summer! You helped
make it possible for over 1 ,500 campers to enjoy the beauty
of God's nature at Camp Kulaqua.

With His love,

yfCamp Kulaqua

January.

Santa Comes to
Southern College

Mitchell races on Turkey Day

by Jim King

While you and I were home for ihe
holidays snug in our beds, dreaming
about the fabulous Thanksgiving feasi,
Chris Mitchell was pounding ihe
pavement at the Atlanta Thanksgiving
Marathon and Half-Marathon.

The starting gun went off at 7:30
a.m. and 30 mph winds had forced the
temperature below 25 degrees. "It
was freezing cold!" said Chris.

According lo Chris, there were ai
least five thousand runners starting the
1 3.5 mile race, and the great push of
humanity kept the pace high during
the first pari of the race. "It was like
a vacuum." said Chris. "I ran 6:30
miles for five miles."

Things were going smoothly for
Chris when he ran into a problem.
Nature called. "Those pon-o-johns
sure come in handy around mile
seven." he laughed.

Feeling the cold, Chris said he was
shocked when a man who looked like
he was in his seventies blitzed by him
wearing only silk shorts and Nikes,
"He really blew me away!" said Chris,
'There was no way I could keep up
with him."

Chris said he didn't gel to train for
the race as much as he had wanted to
so, "around the eleven mile mark I ran
out of gas." He was really struggling
at the twelve and a half mile mark
when a miracle happened. "A

was threatening to pass. It really
motivated me to pick it up and I
stayed with her the rest of the way."
Chris ended with a total time of 1
hour 27 minutes. Not bad for Uking

People lining Ihe streets kept yelling a
me to keep going. I kepi wondering,
'Where's the end!'"

Chris, who is the coordinator of the
Well/Fitness program for Southern
College is planning to run full and hal
and compete in tri/
"I want to participate in ai
many sports events so I can to better
the wellness program here at South-

Mental athletics begin next semester

By Randal Gilliam

The seventh annual College Bowl
will begin January 22, As an aca-
demic competition, questions for the
contest will be drawn from ten major
areas: business, current events.
English/grammar/literature, geogra-
phy, government and law, history,
natural and physical sciences, religion.
sports, and general knowledge.

Matches will be held in Ihe cafeteria
at 5: 15 and 5:45 p.m. each Monday
and Wednesday evening through
February 19. The semi-finals will be
held in Lynn Wood Hall Auditorium
on February 2 1 and 26 beginning al
6:00 p.m. The Championship match
will be held Thursday, March 1, at
1 1:00 a.m. in the P.E. Center.

Through a joint contribution of the
Student Association, the Student
Activities Office, and Ihe History

Department, a new buzzer system for

ducedfor this year's contest. Anew
clock, which for the first lime will be
visible to Ihe audience as well as the
teams and the moderator, will also be
purchased. According lo Stan
Hobbes. Assistant Men's Dean and
Contest Moderator, "We've been
really trying to upgrade the College
Bowl and make it better every year. I
think that with the addition of these
new buzzers, this will be the best
College Bowl we've ever had."

According lo the College Bowl's
"Rules of Play", a match is begun with
a ten point toss-up question. The team
correctly answering the toss-up
question then has an opportunity to
answer a bonus question. Toss-up
questions will be worth ten points and
bonus questions will be worth
between fifteen and twenty-five
points. Matches will be twenty-four

Jaecks' Picks

The competition will be conducted
as a double elimination tournament
with a championship and an alternate
bracket. Each team will consist of
four players plus an alternate. Team
captains are: Linden DeCarmo, Rheit
Eklund, Jeff Grange. Benjamin
Keppler, Gene Krishingner, Robert
Marsa, Mark McKenzie, Richard
Moody, Benjamin Moreland, Keith
Nelson, Lisa Springeit, and Jason

Volleyball
Standings

A r.eayue Vollevhall

Teams W L

Lastine/Mjranda 3 0

Overslreet/Moreland 2 I

Dos Santos/Graham 1 1

Langford/Dickinson 1 2

Malin/Williams 0 1

Ritterskamp/Pittman 0 2

B Leapiie Vollfvhall

Teams W L

Facull.v 3 0

Giles/Wakeneld 2 0

Bradley/Amick 2 0

Bowes/Welch 2 0

Mills/Scott 1 0

Thompson/Henry 1 1

Stoul/Walkins 1 1

Hinson/Bishop 1 1

Collins/Tull 1 2

Santana/Neal 0 2

Lacra/Reece 0 2

Watson/Burrill 0 2

Hines/Myers 0 3

Jingle Bell Jog to be held here

The first annual Jingle Bell Jog wilt
lake place at Southern College.
Sunday.December 10. 1989. A5K
race will begin at 2 p.m. followed by a
I mile jog/walk at 2;45 p.m. There is
a $7.00 registration fee for the 5K and
aS5.00feeforihc I mile jog. if you
register before December 7 (there will
be an additional $2,00 fee for late
registration). Proceeds will go
towards Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis
(ALS) or Lou Gehrig's disease. ALS
is a progressive disease [hat attacks
specialized nerve cells called motor

spinal cord to gradually disintegrate,
preventing them from delivering
chemical signals and essential
nourishment that muscles depend on
for normal development. ALS came
to wide public attention when the
Hall-of-Fame career of Yankees first
baseman Lou Gehrig was cut short bj
the disease in 1939. Since then, man;
people use the term "Lou Gehrig's

" when referring l«

cloihing. Also, encouragement ij
extended to Ihe participant to dre;
in Christmas Spirit Attire such as

Dale Deason WSMC's morning personality

for corr..Tiercial radio. Instead, he
works al WSMC from 6:00 a.m. until
9:00 a.m. and is the local host during
National Public Radio's Morning
Edition. The rest of his time is spent
making commercials and talking with
clients. "When you're doing commer-
cial radio it's all consuming. You
inything else.... this is i

forn

d still d

o," says Dale.
His Chaicanoogu radio career got
slaned when he was offered a job with

He started working in public radio,
al West Georgia College's WWGC in
1976. Now, after a decade in the
commercial radio market, he's

public radio station WSMC in
Collegedale.

Dale Allen Deason, 32. currently
resides in McDonald. Tennessee, jusl
outside of Oollewah. He is best
known for his work announcing and
producing commercials <
radio stations in Chattanooga.

He's worked al various radio

lite-mix 105 in Chattanooga. But why

the most popular disc jockey in
Chattanooga go back to public radio?
Dale recently started h

slhen

he accepted a job al WLMX
ming air personality. The
5 launched in '86 with Dale
T the first

as the morning d j.
quarter. WLMX became ihe
one. aduli-fonnal radio siali
Chattanooga.

In 1988. after two years w
WLMX, the ChaiianooEa Times a

Chattanooga's favorite disk jockey.
He was the first radio personality to
beat WDEF's Luther Masingil for that
title.

Shortly after his popularity peaked.
Y-102 approached him with a "lucra-
tive 3-ycar contract", says Dale. What
looked like what was going to be a
popular station with a good format
went sour. "The owner interfered
with daily programming and kept
changing the formal", says Dale. At
first Ihe station did well, but its
popularity slowly tapered off. After
hearing rumors that the station was
going to be sold (it was, and is
currently known to listeners as FOX
102) and,that ratings were declining,
Deason decided it was time to get out.

Before leaving Y-102. he had been
making arrangements to start his own
business. Since his expertise was in

making commercials,
he decided to begin his
own commercial-
making business... —
Deasonworks. Inc. To
dale he has done work
with Mc Donald's.
Coca-Cola. Compuier-
land. R& R. Check

Cash/

1, M.C.B

Slate Line Electronics,
as well as Newton
Chevrolet.

Overall, Dale says
public radio is more
relaxing than commer-
cial radio, because it's
not sales driven; how-
ever, he says when the
bottom line is looked
at. all radio stations are

It Ihe o

dfor

the first lime al Z-9

said 'this is really nice, but it's just

radio station'", says Dale.

After watching and listening to
Dale, it's evident thai his goal is to
simply make listeners comfortable.
He describes radio as an individual
perience. Says Dale. "You're just :
important to somebody listening in

Collegedale as you are to someb
who's listening in Atlanta.. The
difference is there are two millio
people listening in Atlanta and o
twenty thousand listening in Col

Mr. David Smith transformed into Dr. David Smith

By Lynn McFaddin

David Smith recently received his
Doctorate in English from The
University of Tennessee at Chat-
tanooga. His 340 page dissertation
took two and a half years to complete.

Smith chose to write about Henry
David Thoreau. Transcendenial
Saunterinp was the title of his thesis.
"The basis for most of my writing
came from a Published Journal
containing 16 volumes, written by
Thoreau." said Smith. "Thoreau
walked four to six hours a day and the
Journal was written largely on
accounts of his walks."

blood." he s

at got in my

enjoyed an academic environment ani
have a real burden to work with younj

Bom in Illinois, he later attended
Broadview Academy. He then
continued his education at Andrews
University. He majored in History
and minored in English and later
received his Masters in English from
Andrews University.

Wisconsin Academy proved to be
Smith's first teaching job. He spent
six years there with his wife Peggy.
While there, he served as assistant
boys' dean, and a history and religior

teacher. "Boihof my children were
bom there," said Smith. Jacinda is
now l6,andKimberly is 13.

Laurelwood Academy would be his
next stop. Smith taught English for
one year there and moved on to Union
College. He spent two years there and
taught the same classes that he leaches
here al Souihem College, composi-
tion, literature, and speech. This will
be Smith's ninth year at S.C. "I am
very happy to be at the college level
and enjoy it very much," he said.

When asked if he would do it all
over again, he replied Yes. "I would
be a dean in a dorm again, because
0 other experience like that.
at the secondary
level because of the closeness between
faculty and students.

The most challenging pari of my job
is the volume of papers that 1 have to
grade. Psychologically, I strive to get
them to perform and grade ihem. I
repeat ihe process over and over
again," said Smith. "I am glad to see
that I have helped a student on a
personal level, whether it be spiritual

I would a

X years to complet

II look Smith!
his Doctoral Program. "1 feel t
courses I took have been very helpful

much better grasp of literature," he
said. "Theexperienceof doing ii, and
setting goals lo push myself on a dailv

■nore confident about
taking on something challenging. It
was the hardest thing I ever did."

Smith dedicated his disserlaiion to
his wife Peggy, She is secretary to the
Academic Dean here at S.C. "She
was very excited when 1 told her." he
said. "I appreciated her strong support

As for the future. "I plan to spend
more lime with my family and 6'='
reacquainied with them." he said.

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From the Archives

July 30, 1971

Old cafeteria is demolished. Construction starts on
New cafeteria.

February 21, 1980

$50 food minimum removed.

January 7, 1988

Southen expects 1,300 students second semester.

Notices

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bute "Siudeni Rale" subscription

cards at this campus. Good income

For information and application

write to; COLLEGIATE MARKE

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fields. The Vice President for Academic Administration has application

forms. Applicants must be residents of Tennessee.

When did you first hear about the Berlin Wall and what was your reaction ?"

I'm glad ihcy have a righl
(o freedom now.
-Sherry Aumack

It was exciting because my

husband escaped from there;
we were glued to the T.V.
-Beth Malgadey

e because
happened so fasL
-Geoffrey Church

Upcoming Events

Friday. December 1

Vespers, 8:00 pm
Bob Cudiff

Candlelighl medilation s£
(following)

Saturday. December 2

Ciirch service. Ed Sanlana
Pizza and Movie. Cafeleria
Business Club Christmas Party

WcdnesfUiv. decemhpr fi

S.A. Pep Dyy
Thursday. Decemhfr 7

Assembly, ll:00ai
Center S.C. Band

Friday. Decemhpr 9

, P.E.

Vespers, 8:00 pm
C.A.R.E, Christmas Pageant

Saturday. Decemhyp- in

Church Servecc, Gordon Bictz
International Club Sabbath
School Christmas Musical
Soulhem College Band
Christmas Concert. P.E. Center
8:00 pm

Wednesday. Decembpr 1,^

C.A.R.E. Day

Thursday. December 14

Assembly, 11:00 am Clubs
and Departments

Friday. December l.S

SA Chrislmas Supper
Vespers, 8:00 pm
Soulhem College Music
Department

^raphers on Display :
g soon: the portfolios of lasi

's phoiojoumalism class will

on display in the Brock Hall

gallery,., drop by and see.

"Donahue." A few found tl

selve

dofo

watching ihe filming of "America's
Most Warned." The program aired
Mon. night, and a handful of SC
students identified themselves in ihe
crowd on Ihe program thai is
broadcast nationally.

Free lime was spenl shop-
ping, sightseeing, ice skating ai
Rockefeller's, and checking out the
famous Hard Rock Cafe. Some
weni to Radio City Music Hall and
^aw Ihe "Christmas Spectacular"
with the Rockeits.

d decaying fruii il

"It's a dirty city," said
Pearlie Reyes, a senior pre-physical
therapy major, "and people arc
constantly asking for money in the
subways. Ii'sa fun place to vjsii,
but I wouldn't want lo live there.

The behavioral science
group focussed iheir attention on
Ihe people in NY City, particularly
the homeless. They toured an
Amish community in Pennsylvania
on the way to NY. Tours of
Midtown, Litlle Italy. Chinatown.
Lower East Side. Belmoni and
Harlem were pan of the daily

The highlight for mosl on

bom to drug addicts. The women
are placed in rehab centers and gei
their babies back when they have
overcome their habil. Students got
to play with some of the babies,
three of whom were AIDS infecied,

"The trip really opened my
eyes to how the world really is."
said Lisa Hollinger, a junior
behavioral science major. "I
realized things are a lot worse than
what they seem in this world."

The group fed 4,400
homeless people at the Salvation
Army on Thanksgiving Day. "I
thought they'd be a bunch of
animals, you know, su-eet people
that don'l know how to act. but
they were very polite," Lisa said.
"They kept saying. "Thank you,
God bless you. you're so nice.'"
She said il was so sad lo see that
there really are people oui ihere
who don't have anything. "I was
gelling more from them ihan 1 felt
like I was giving," Li,sa said. "It
was such a blessing."

The group attended ihe
Macy's Parade, loured Ihe Empire
State Building, the Siaiue of
Liberty, the Bronx Zoo. and had
ample free lime to shop, sighisee.
and attend functions of their choice.

Both groups relumed on
Sunday with plenty of adveniures
and experiences to tell about New
York. Art siudenis kept a Journal
of Ihe museums and exhibit ihey
viewed, and behavioral science
siudenis kept a daily journal of
observations about the people Ihcy
came in contact with in the ciiy.
Each student will write a paper lo
fulfill Iheir class requirements.

Index

F. 2 Editorials
P. 3,4 News
P.5,6 Religion
P. 7 Amusement
P. 8 Christmas
P.9 Sports
P.lOHealtll
P. 11 Ads
P.12 Lifestyles

SOUTHERN

Band
Page 4

ACCENT

Students react to the crumbling of the Wall

Byjo-A

e E, Stevenson

Tweniy-eighi years ago, a symbol
division between East and West
Germany was erected. For twenty-
eight years East Germans were
imprisoned in iheir own country by
wall which separated
fellowmen, family and friends. The
wail '■ protected" them should
they be tempted to discover a
freer society than (heir own.

On November 9, this year,

cally, but emotionally for
millions of Germans. "So far
this year 225,000 East Germans out
of a population of 16 million have en-
tered West Germany through Hungary
and Czechoslovakia at rates of 300

Time Magazine.

This week selcc
Southern College
to react to the aftermath. For
many, it was of little
concern. For many others.
they had heard the news but knew very
little detail. Some expressed pwsitive
emotion, but were not touched beyond
that point. For some there was indeed

which is a definite sign towards the
second coming... [for the Germans] it
seems like everything is getting belter
but is it really getting better?"
Wayne Stevenson said. "I think

and anxious. I don't believe unifica-
tion will take place. This freedom wil

cause more political and economical
problems." he said.

e Fried believes "our

■s Christ's com-
ing." The new found freedom fi
the Germans is "only
added thing to show A

In East Berlin, I fell a strange sense of
confmemeni and stagnation — nothing
langible.just an uneasy sensation. The
difference between the two sections of
the separated city is remarkable.
There is a festive, almost reckless at-
mosphere in West Berlin, which comes
from being surrounded by a hostile and
repressive regime. The

.11 bring
freedom to both sides. The

eofei

Democratic society, which is a sign of
the end of time. The German Govern-
ment is opening the doors to religious
The Sevenlh-day j

n Uncle in West Berlin."
said JC Belliard. "I am glad to
see this event during my life-

"The Pope and the Russia

and because of that they have been
permitted to come in. which is a
reflection on the state of time we are

tries where before the doors had been
shut." Tom Huntress felt more anxiety

sihee

■'I feel both happy

coming. There is always a calm
before the storm." said Fried. Keith
Nelson was "shocked it happened
without a revolution, ultimately," he
said, "the people control the Govem-

Richard Moody who visited Ger-
many two summers ago reflected upon
the feelings he had when he heard the
news of the recent freedom for the
Germans. "I'm particularly excited
about the Wall's destruction. It was
very sobering — seeing the barbed wire

sorbed with every cffon. "They
will learn to or already appreciate
their freedom which we take for
granted," said Robert Piitman,
The opening of the Berlin Wall
suddenly gives the German people a
freedom to do what the American
society can do everyday. Richard
Moody explains. "I saw dozens of
rabbits in the fortified no-man's land
adjacent to the Wall, Maybe this
opening will allow men to do what
dumb animals have always been able
to do — go wherever they please."

Young people value
Christmas tradition

By Darcy Reid Trick

©Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/
Apple College Information Network

Younger people are more likely than
their seniors to celebrate an
old-fashioned holiday, says a new
survey.

Eighty-eight percent of those aged
18 to 24 will decorate a Christmas tree,
compared with 69 percent of all ages,
according to a poll of 1,000 people
nationwide by Alamo Rent A Car,

Younger people are also more apt to
exchange gifts (90 percent vs. 83.2
percent; send cards (87 percent vs. 8 1
percent); and bake holiday treats (83
percent vs. 80 percent).; and hang the
mistletoe (50 percent vs. 42 percent).

'This is the Rrst generation of kids
where both parents worked." explains
Ken Wilson, author of Kids on Board,
"They're grabbing all the warm fuzzies
they can in this high-tech wacky

Other findings:

— 61 .5 million of us will take an
overnight trip between Dec. 22 and
Dec. 25
— 49,2 million by car, 9.2 million by

hbyii

Anolher6l5.000w

— Average spent on gifts: $340.

Least-celebrated tradition: Roasting
chesmuts, only nine percent.

"And if it weren't for Nat King Cole,
there'd be even fewer people doing
it," says Liz Clark of Alamo.

The case of the missing silverware

By Izear Feagins

Evans said. "If the cafete-

ria can keep these plates, forks.

Someone is stealing from

knives, and spoons, it helps the

students' pockets," He continued

saying. "It's the principle. It's what

we believe." As Christians, we

utensils to their rooms and keep

should not take what does not

belong to us.

Before November 10,

Dr. Sahly pleaded for the

1989. Mr, Earl Evans. Food

students to return the missing silver-

Director for S.C, purchased 51

ware and dishes to the cafeteria. If

dozen spoons. 51 dozen forks, 24

a student has silverware and dishes

dozen knives, and 16 dozen plates

thai belong to the cafeteria in his or

10 replace the ones lost stolen or

thrown away. Mr. Evans also had

For if Ihe utensils keep disappear-

eight racks of desen dishes. Today,

ing, the cost of replacing them will

nearly half of those desen dishes

be reflected in higher cafeteria

have disappeared.

costs.

David Denton's:

Bits and Pieces

ir green oliv

There a

By David Denton

very stupid people

read ihe following phor

I had one evening while working

Pizza Home Delivery. Every woi

It up.

■■ (What I wanted lo
5; "No. sir. I'm

know the sign says

Pizza Home Delivery, but that's
because Pizza Home Come-Pick-It-Up
wouldn't ni on the sign. YES, YOU
IDIOT. WE DELIVER!!!").
"Okay, I want a pizza" (ten second

"What kind of pizza would you
like?"

"What kind?"

"I mean, what do you want on it?"

■Oh. Hold on. Hey. Mabel, what

kinda pizza you want? What kind you

It is not so much the being exempt from
faults as the having overcome them that is
an advantage to us.

-Alexander Pope

Editor

John Caskey

Assodlate Editor

Laurie Ringer

Contrfbiitins
Editors

Pamela Draper

Sheila Draper

Gene Krishingner

Photo Editor

Sean Terretta

Sports Editor

Jim King

Layout Editor

Daniel Potter

Pasteup

Virgil Couel

Advisor

Stan Hobbs

Word Processing

Heather Wise

Member of the Associated Collegiate Press

"Hey, Mabel, ihey
got-uh-siujsage. .pepperonLum-XJiikiti.. what
else did you say you had?" Here I
repealed the list 10 him, and he
repealed it to his wife (1 guess it was
his wife), at which point he said to me:

"We'll just take plain cheese."

"Okay, would you like while or
whole wheal dough?"

■•Hold on. Hey. Mabel, you want
white or whole wheat dough?" Pause,
then to me. "What's the difference?"

"Well, one's while dough, and one's

"Oh. We'lllake white. I guess."
"Fine. Would you like anything 10

drink with that?"
"Uh, yeah." Another ten second

pause. This time I nearly screamed

inlo the phone:
"WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO

DRINK?!"
"Uh, what you got?"
"We have COKE! We have

SPRJTEI We have DR. PEPPER and

we have DIET COKE!"

"Hold on. Hey. Mabel, you wani a
Coke with that? Yeah, give us two
Cokes."

"Good, now can I have your
address?"

"Yeah. 141 14 S. Seminole Dr.. ApL
3-b."

"Let's see, thais 141 14 S. Seminole,
ApL 3-b?"

"Hold on. Hey, Mabel, are we
I4ll4or41441? Yeah, that's right,
we're 141 14. fifth house on the righl
after you pass the third streei on the

. We a

igotn

door, but they do three houses down.
'Course I cain't 'member what Iheir
name is...Hey, Mabel, what's Ihe name
of them folk live down — "

"Never mind, we'll have your pizza
there in about fifteen minutes."

"Oh. no, that's okay. We're gonna
pick it up."

I don't know if he ever picked his
pizza up or not'; I haven't been back 10

Letter to the Editor

Recently a friend received a notice
staling chat she had skipped dorm
worship ten times and would conse-
quently be fined $25. Her I.D. card
would also be deactivated. As it
turned out Ihey were able to make

worships skipped, and she did not have
to pay the fine. Her I.D. card was not
deactivated.

This event however, caused me to
refiect seriously upon the school's
religious regulations and consequently
come to the following conclusions.

As it stands presently. Southern
College requires dorm students to
attend four worships a week, three
dorm and vespers. Sabbath School and
Church are also required.

Apparently, if ten or more skips
from dorm worship are taken the

being fined $25 and being denied the
use of his/her I.D. card. In essence,
students are punished for not attending
religious activities.

Those who enforce such regulations
will suggest thai if a student does not
want to attend religious activities then
Ihey should choose an alternative
educational institution.

Let's look at it this way. The
difference between a Christian school
and a public school is ihai a Christian
school provides religious activities, a
public school does noL Because a
student chooses to attend a Christian
school over a public school should that
mean that he must be forced to attend
the religious activities? A Christian
school should provide the opponuni-

should noi require the attendance of
iiuch activities.. By requiring students
ship and church we do

disfav

. Inai

ilily, 1

school provides? Should we not leave
the choice up to the student just as
Christ leaves the choice up to us to
follow him?

L«t us not assume that if worships
were no longer required that students
would no longer come. I strongly be-
lieve that if worships and church were
optional, many students would still
attend. They would attend out of their
own spiritual aliveness and desire 10
enter God's presence. Other SDA
campuses have discontinued the re-
quirement to attend daily worships and
have found a decline in worship and
church attendance. Yet at the same
time, this does not prove that the

themselves conducting their own
spiritual worships.

Most students I am acquainted with
conduct their own worships. During
Ihe lime that Ihey are sitting in dorm
worship, completely tuned out. they
could be enjoying Iheir own worship
done because of their natural desire 10

College age young people should
not be required 10 attend structured
worship services. The mere fact that
Ihey have chosen to enroll at a
Christian college should be a refiection
of their spiritual aliveness. Thus, they
choose an institution where religious
activities are provided. In the event
that Ihey choose not to attend should
not be an assumption thai Ihey are
spiritually weak and need prompting
towards a deeper spiritual level.
Perhaps we should rely on each

presence
the Lord with an eager heart instead
one full of hostility and eagerness to
I the week's requirement of "spin-

Girls dorm opens it's doors to guys

B y Suzanne Leitrick

Afier a day of lasl minu
door decorating, the halls
fell silenl. Women quickly
scooped wrapping pap^r.
d garland remaini;

,r pre-v

carpels before the nrsi di
voice vibrated down the
corridor.

Before guests arrived,
rious women previewed
Santas, Christmas trees,

fully applied lo their neigh-

Then, the n

men poured in from evei
entrance. Thatcher had
opened its doors to Talge.

From 6:30-8:00 p.m..
men were allowed to go
past the "No Men Allowed" ;
signs, lo a world which they ',
hardly, if ever, enter.

Christmas was the theme
of this December 3
women's club open house.
Robert Ganen. one of the door judges,
said, "probably about 75% of the doors
had been decorated. I enjoyed it be-
cause I think this year more people
took part in decorating than in past
years," he said.

"Hey, cool room", "Look who's
under the mistletoe", and "Ooh, look at

were served as refreshments.

Women's club officers picked three
couples to judge the doors: Mr.
Ganen-the art chairman, and his wife;

Dr.(

irofo

sounded that night. .

his wife; and Mr. and Mrs. Krause, his
parents.

"Doors were judged on the amount
of work put into ihem and the original-
and cookies ity of the ideas," Gairen said.

Prizes weni to the best 3 doors or
each floor, the hall with the most
Christmas spirit ( 1 st East), and one
room for grand prize.

When Patricia Snider and Anita

results would be announced, they >*.
handed an envelope. They had wot
the grand prize of S40.

Chattanooga Times
editor visits Southern

By Randal Gilliam

Paul Neely, the Managing Editor of

Southern College Wednesday, Decem-
ber 6. as Ediior-In-Residencc. Neely
is a volunteer in a program sponsored
by the American Society of Newspaper
Editors. The program's purpose is to
bring newspaper professionals into the
classroom. "I think its a good sign Ihal
Southern's Department of Journalism
is interested and involved with the
professional world," said Neely.
"Some journalism departments recede
into themselves. I think its good that
they are trying to maintain a program
that is grounded in reality."

Neely spent the morning in Brock
Hall speaking to three journalism
classes in a row. He discussed putting
oui a paper, becoming a managing
editor, and the editorial position of the
Times. During a luncheon meeting
hosted by the Journalism Club. Neely
offered a critique of the Southern
Accenl- "What I like best about the
Accent is the Viewpoints section.
Ordinarily, I hale the man-on -the -street
stuff," said Neely. "However, it .seems
a different paper with each

focus of the paper and keep a consis-
tent layout."

During the afternoon Neely lectured
on the role of the press in shaping
public opinion and conducted individ-
ual meetings with students.

Neely has been involved in similar
cditor-in-residence programs with the
University of Tennessee at both the
Chattanooga and Knoxville campuses.
He has not, however, conducted an all
day program before. "This is my
yearly quota in one day." said Neely.

Neely did his undergraduate work at
Williams College in Massachusetts.
He received a joint Masters Degree in
Journalism and Business Administra-
tion from Columbia University in New
York. Neely has worked in California
at the Riverside Pr^jis-Enterprise as a
reporter, in Kentucky at the Louisville
Courier-Journal as an assistant
managing editor, and in Florida ai the
St. Peiersbure T

a features
viih the

Chattanooga Times for si
When asked for his fir!
of the journalism majors of Southern
College Neely said that "l

and that's important for d

e students

egotb

iky, which was stretched out past the
Tlie idea for the door came to Snider

in class. "I was bored in one of my
classes so I was sketching, 1 drew this
winter scene and thought it might looli

Like many of the women. Scott and
Snider stayed up late lo work on their
scene. "We started at 1 1:30 p.m.
(Thurs. night) and worked round the
clock until Friday afternoon. Sunday
was finished." Snider said.

"I didn't really care about winning,
just wanted people lo look," she said.
"So much work to have it fall down

Garren said that the door won the

Photo E

By Suzannne Lettrick

xhibition

in the photojournalism class, and it s

The black and white photographs

a rewarding feeling to have our

' hang proudly on the while walls of

photos exhibited." He also said thai

the gallery in Brock Hall. Four pho-

he hopes the exhibit will gel people

tographers' creations were unveiled

interested m taking the photojourna-

to the public on December 7.

lism course.

The exhibit centers on work done

The course teaches people lo

by the remaining students of last

creatively produce pictures essays.

year's phoiojoumalism class, said

"and gives the student a 'news

Allan Martin, coordinator of the

the course students are able lo shooi.

Martin. Ervin Brown. Sean

process, and pnnt within an hour.

Terretta, and Kenny ZiU are the

They will also know how to take

exhibiting photographers.

human interest pictures, which

The exhibit features photos they

attract people's alteniion.

took in the phoiojoumalism class

Brown is a photographer for

lasi year and pictures from their

Strawberry Festival. Martin has a

personal portfolios.

photography inieniship with the East

The photos cover a wide range of

Hamilton County Journal, Terelia

is the pholo editor for the Southern

love; to police, profiles, and sports.

Martin said the exhibit is "a good

Festival editor.

A Russian scientist and
his visit to Southern

By Monte MUzelfetl

n clecirical engineer and
Iune22. t929.in

Leningrad. Dr. Arseny Berezin lived
a fairly normal childhood — playing
the violin and going 10 school. He
did. however, spend a year in a
remote Soviet village not knowing
whether his parents were alive or
dead during World War n After this
year of uncertainty, he spent another
two years in ihe orphanage before he
returned home and continued
playing his violin all throughout
prep school. Before he finally

preparatory school for Air Force
cadets. By ihc time he was twenty-
three, he discovered his first love,
physics, and joined and A.F, loffe
PhysTcarfcchnical Institute^ .
Academy of Sciences in Leningrad.
Methodically, he rose from the ranks
of ordinary technicians to become
the Deputy Head of Physics, a
position he held until he left the
Institute in 1987. During this period
he met Dr. Ray Heffcrlin, whom he
and his wife, Helena, also a doctor
of physics, hosted during Hcfferlin's
two visits to Ihe Soviet Union in
1979 and 1982- Dr. Berezin
compared Hefferlin's work favora-
bly with Dmitri Mendeleev, the
creator of the periodic table. They

friends, the single largest contribut-
ing factor to hi,s visit to CoLegedale,
although he was, in his own words,
"very glad to accept the invitation
and share my knowledge in Ihe
seminars" as well. In 1987. he was
hired by the Science Technology
Corporation of the Soviet Academy
of Sciences in Leningrad to be the
head of its physics department. The
Science Technology Corporation
manufactures scientific insinimenta-
tion. maintains four factories in four
different Soviet cities, and operates
one research and development
facility in its headquarter city of
Leningrad. Dr. Berezin currently
has three children — one a theatrical
scenery painter, one graduating in
January with a degree in biophysics,
and a five year-old son who speaks a
liltle English even though he can't

sources of energy. His current trip
to Ihe United States, which is his
second, is as a Soviet delegate lo
the Center for Iniemational Security
and Arms Control at Stanford
University. Better known as
CISAC. the Center involves nine
nations — Great Britain, Ireland,
China, South Korea, the United
States. Israel, West Germany, Italy
and the Soviet Union — and seeks lo
shift the emphasis of research and
development from a military
orientation to a civilian one. They
feel that existing satellites could be

situation on Earth and provide the
necessary information to help
reverse the growing trends of ozone
depletion, deforestation, soil ero-
sion, and firesh water shortage.

Insightfully, Dr. Berezin said,
"None of these problems could bie
solved by one nation. They require
close cooperation and, I would add,
a spirit of brotherly love as ex-
pressed by the commandments,."
And indeed, he is not only worried
about the future of mankind in the

e full SI

c of ethics

relates t<

When asked if there is room for
God in physics. Dr. Berezin replied,
"Plenty. The more we know the
more room there is for God," which
was apparently his main point in his
lecture to the faculty. He also
mentioned that "the way of atheism
goes to nothing."

This marriage of science, nature,
and ethics seemed to be his primary

ntheei

"How c

e the develop-

and keep harmony
between man and nature?" Since
1970 when he joined the European
Physical Society. Dr. Berezin has
made this question Ihc focus of his
scientific endeavors. He has also
made significant c

physics. During the past nineteen
mittees facing such challenging

he did say a few words about the
political situation in the U.S.S.R.
The overall tide of political cnlight-

straight-forward thing but has
fluctuated greatly over lime. The
current favorable situation, how-

his way of thought, politicians are
mere reflectors of the will of the
people, people who are becoming

live in harmony with one another.
As for the forthcoming McDonald's
in Moscow, he felt that it will be
"very much accepted and have the
longest queues [lines] in the world."
This he said was not so much thai
food is in short supply, but rather
dial feeling of "come lo Americans,
be closer" that pervades Ihe Soviet
people. In fact, he said that the
Soviets tend to idealize American
culture and liteiaiure despite any
flaws our way of life might possess.
In some of his final words, words
which I will never forget, he said,
; absolutely

"'Yankee,

impossible, li would
prevailing attitude. The feeling
would bejust the opposite. 'Yan-
kee, come here. Come
are very welcome,'"

You

Christmas Band concert

By Julie Jacobs

The song "Here Comes Santa
Claus" performed by the Southern
College Concert Band convinced
Santa and his helpers to parade
through the P.E. Center last Satur-
day night.

Not to be outdone by ihe band,
Santa and his helpers convinced the
audience of dieir musical abilities as
they sang "Feliz Navidad."

Another guest performer for the
evening was Joseph Brooks,
clarinetist. Coming from Western
Kentucky University, Brooks led ihe
band in "Theme and Variations," by
) Rossini. Mr. Srooks also

soloed in "Rhapsody in Blue."
"I thought the program was
terrific." said Barbara Keys, faculty
at Southern and mother of a band
member. "I thought it contained a

at Soulhem College. "Mrs. Silver i^
great," said Shawn Collins, bass
clarinetist, "She does a good Job
getting our group to play decent-
sounding music."

Bill Kittle, religion major said,
'The music was uplifting to the
Christmas spirit and Pat Silver
looked groovy in her new glasses
that Santa gave her."

Scientific Cramming?

Ron Orlick Softwi

Cramming for
become an obsession for success-
oriented students throughout the world.
The higher your grades, the greater
your rewards, in terms of academic
achievement, recognition, job opportu-
nities, career advancement and total

Every year, thousands of inlelligenl,
fully-capable students fall by the
wayside, because they never learned
how 10 cram for exams. Many more
settle for low grades who may have
earned much higher grades for the
same amount of effort.

scientific, computerized, result-getting
method of studying "to pass examina-
tions" has been de eloped. The creator
of this long-awaited, grade-boosting.
modem miracle is Ron Orlick. a
software developer, who sweated
blood over dozens of crucial examina-
tions "the old fashioned way" during
his pre-compuier, undergraduate and
posi-graduate years.

"There's got to be a better way,"
said Ron to himself, before, during,
and after every examination. Finally,
he found that "bencr way". He
developed a revolutionary IBM
compatible software program, which
he calls CRAMBO, To introduce
CRAMBO to colleges and universities
across the nation, the regular price of
5199,00 has been slashed by Si I4,IX}.

CRAMBO Users can input high-
lighted textbook data, lecture notes.
quizzes, past exams, into the computer
in several question/answer formats.
This is so easy that even a two-finger
typist can use CRAMBO. Each entry
is tagged to the page, chapter, text-
book, notebook, where it originated.
Through self-testing, students can pin-
point exact pages that need more study
and by-pass those with which they are
thoroughly familiar.

This exciting, new computer
program is aimed at helping all
CRAMBO users to dramatically
improve their grades. It is expected to
sweep through every college and
university at which it is introduced,

Ron Orlick worked his way through
college and has a special affinity to
students with limited financial re-
sources. This led him to develop
CRAMBO into a "money-maker" as
well as a "grade-booster" for college

CRAMBO on any course he is taking,
he can copy his input on to a special
copy-protected diskette, which he can
sell 10 other students taking Ihe same

To order, write to Ron Orlick. I68l.'>

Milltown Landing Road. Brandy wine,
Maryland 20613, or call (301 ) 479-
6054,

Destiny plans special
Sabbath School

Drama is a refleciion o
own lives, Allan Martin insists,
touches us so intimaiely becausi

neglected and otherwise.

Now in his fourth year with
Destiny Drama Troupe-two of those as
director-Martin has shaped a touring
company in demand across the nation
for perfonnances at Adventisi gather-
ings where young adults are present.

He won't take all the credit,
though. The company, in its tenth year,
has lapped the talented and stretched
them and given ihem stage presence,
poise, and a driving message.

"Christian drama is on a
plateau above secular drama in that the
purpose is beyond entertainment,"
Martin emphasizes.

"We liy to take Jesus Christ
out of the ethereal twilight zone to
where we can touch him, feel him and
develop a relationship with Him."

Martin calls drama the perfect
vehicle for addressing relalionships-
with God or anyone else. Relationships
we've developed and relationships
we've neglected.

'"It shows us ourselves,"
Martin explains.

And that's where "Convicted
to Commitment," this weekend's
performance at Thatcher Sabbath
School, comes in. Martin has selected
from a repenory of 20 sketches and
vignettes he has written.

With a major in psychology
and a minor in public relations, Martin
is a master at targeting his audience,
anticipating iheir anxieties and
addressing them head-on. Using this

aisle and talks directly with the
audience. What are they seeing and
feeling? Why? "I bring the big picture.
What does all this mean? What does
this sketch have to do with ihe whole
program?

■it's

And Manin insists the
audience participate. "We feel the
audience has to be involved with it."

The troupe strives for fluidity
between stage and audience.

praying. Praying that some message is
getting through. Asking the Holy
Spirit to spark whatever needs to be li'
"No mailer what sketch we'r
doing, we've committed that perform-
ance to the Holy Spirit. In one way or
'11 light up 01

light b

' of 'I hud a friend that
happened to,'" Manin explains.

Destiny's upcoming tour
dates include appearances at the
Jacksonville Youth Congress, Florida;
Hamilton Place Mall. Chattanooga;
and the Youth to Youth Convention.
Cohutta Springs Adventisi Center,
Calhoun, Georgia.

Auditions are held at the

;s Thursday nighLs from 7:00 ic

Equality in
Adventist Ministry

Since April 1988 a group of profes-
sional men and women living in the
metropolitan area of Washington,
D.C., have banded together to speak
fonhrightly on women's ordination in
the Seventh-day Adventist Church.
They call themselves TEAM— Time
for Equality in Adventist Ministry.

Victory week

"Our lives were deeply touched
through personalities, power, and
the Spirit of God revealed by our

Religion Major

In spite of a busy, academic

pace a bit for the 1989 Student
Week of Prayer. During November
27 - December 2 students chal-
lenged each other to victory —
victory in being a Christian and
Living a Christian Life. Each night
al 7 p.m. the Collegedale Church

ning with a call to worship and the
theme song "Victory in Jesus,"

Randy Burks.

Craig Lastine, a senior Biology
major and SA [^resident, began the
week's sermons after "allowing"
Ndaia Gooding to create a worship
atmosphere with a vocal solo.
Personal experiences in cycling
races and roller-derby competitions
with his mother contributed to
Lastine's topic, "It Starts In Your
Mind." Lastine was emphasizing a
victory in the bailie of die mind,.
Using U Corinthians 10:3-5. he
suggested we "personalize and

e Scripture to make it mort

rity was Lastine's pica for students,
"Don't be different for diffcreni's
.sake. Be different for God's sake."

On Tuesday evening Marlyn
Lamond gave special music. David
Wingaie immediately followed
with his sermon, exclaiming "It's
lime to go home!" Wingaic is a
future medical missionary and a
nursing major at S,C. His sermon
was entitled "We Shall Overcome."
Handouts of Spirit of Prophecy and
Biblical quotes were provided so
students could follow Wingaie
closely. He reminded those present
that everyone is a royal son or
daughter of God — heirs to salva-
tion. Using elementary education
major Shannon Bom as an illustra-
tion, Wingaie proved that with jusi
"trying" we won't get very much
accomplished. We need the grace
of God.

Love was on Laura Pumum's
mind. After a vocal solo by
graduate Joey Pollom on Wednes-
day, Putnum, a junior nursing
major, presented her sermon "It's
Where Your Heart Is." She talked
about three kinds of love: man's
love for man, man's love for God,
and God's love for man. Students
were reminded by Putnum of
preacher and singer Wintley
Phipp's statement "The issue is the
Cont. on p.6

ordination are preaching and speaking
unrestrained throughout the world
church, TEAM decided to do what it
could to facilitate careful study of
biblical principles which bear on the
issue. TEAM members want to make
an impact at the grass-roots level of the
Church.

1. The Bible supports the I
of women through the principles of
unity, equality, and spiritual gifts.

2. Ellen White approved of women
and men serving the Church with equal
authority, recognition, and pay.

3. The fulfillment of the gospel
commission by the Adventisi Church
requires the spiritual gifls of women in
the ordained ministry.

4. By ordaining women the Church

members say.

TEAM is also actively promoting
weekend seminars on equality in
ministry in churches. They themselves
hosted such a seminar in cooperation
with Sligo Church in Takoma Park.
Maryland, la.st October. A video
highlighting some of Ihe presentations

:ing that ;

re equal before

"For these reasons TEAM calls the
Church to approve Ihe ordination of
women at its 1990 Genera
session," Brillhari stated.

TEAM is also distributing scores of
articles, scholarly papers, cassette and
video tapes which support women in
ministry in the Adventist church.
Finally, the group is organizing a
network of concerned people who can
work logeiher to reach church leaders
and influence policy.

Will such programs affect the

TEAM members say diey know
their effort will accomphsh al least
four things. It will affirm women in
ministry, unite scattered voices of
support into one voice for equality,
and strengthen the hands of those
church leaders who favor ordination
but feel isolated in their efforts. They
also feel their effons will alert church

sAdvc

■The c

elaborate process to decide whether or

not to ordain women," says Rebecca Projects

Brillhart. TEAM'S project coordinator

"But just when church leaders and lay

members need to be exploring the

issue, the official church press has

been asked lo remain silent."

Recognizing that some of the most
outspoken opponents to women's

TEAM has set in motion sever
projects. An ad which appeared
back page of the Columbia Unioi
Atlantic Union papers in May w;
crisp and forthright. We known
people throughout the Church sh

TEAM board-members admit their
load is heavy. "The best plans canno
be implemented without volunteers o
without funding," Brillhart said. "Wt
need support from individuals who ar
concerned about the future of Ad-

Changes seen in religion for the '90s

By JAMES SCUDDER

©Copyright 1989. USA TODAY/
Apple College Informalion Network

s 1980s

"Its light and Fire al
gone, like the dead m

spent and
oon, it still

OIL" — T.S.EIio^o
church

n the Christiar

Religion, which has survived the
1 9gOs. will survive the 1 990s and

beyond.

Yet, as in every decade, some
constants and some changes can be
expected, and here arc a few;

— Religious pluralism will

creased emphasis on the
tional guarantees that give Bud-
dhists, Muslims and other religious
faiths the same rights and freedoms
as Christians and Jews.

— Ironically, the controversial
issues that arise in the debate over
those constitutional guarantees
won't abate but also will intensify.

church repenoire.

— A greater global
the local congregation. If I
have taught us anything it is thai the
planet has become a "global village,"
with events in Chernobyl or China
having a real or potential impact on
small-town United States.

— Better Bible preaching. The topical
e prosperous

1950s when post-war optimism for the
coming Kingdom of God was high, is in
a blue funk. Preachers are learning that
Christians want

the Bible, and Jews want to hear from
and about the Torah.

— Panicipatoiy worship. The hum -
dnmi sit-and-lisien service of worship i;
bankrupt, and more and more congrega-
tions are turning to services of worship

altar calls, and {among more liberal
groups) include liturgical responses,
congregational prayers and traditional

expressions of grace.

TEAM Cont.fromp.S
Going into action

What can concerned people
do? Brillhart suggests:

Circulate key papers and
materials to friends, pastors,
conference and union officers.

Prompt discussion of the issue
in small groups.

Make a contribution to TEAM
and other groups supporting

ministry so that even
; people can be educated
during this c
Church's

"All of u
our group dissolve," ad'
Brillhan. "The hours a
and progress is hard to i

speak for tJ-
who have n

of mixing religious practice
with tax-supponed

— The big-time television evan-
gelists, typified by Jim and Tammy
Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart — all
fallen from grace — aren't likely to
enjoy the prominence that made

— The local
gogue, having suffered adecli
anendance and panicipation -
pan, because of
experience some resurgence
the seekers
something
vagarious i
sawdust revival meeting.

Southern Baptists, the largest Prot-

(and growing), will continue to
grow. Why? They're intensely
evangelical, come down hard on
whiskey and gambling but largely
and judiciously remain silent on a
number of other controversial social
or political issues.

The large-membership meg-
achurch, just now coming into
vogue, will become the local church
of the 1 990s. as the faithful flee the
world and build a cradle-io-the grave
refuge for themselves and their
children, a church that provides the
complete regimen of human needs
— education from kindergarten
■'trough high school, family reciea-
m and retirement housing.
Within the local church or syna-
igue itself, several problems or
mds of the laic 1980s give an
iicator of what might come in the

— Much more recorded music,
hy? The accomplished pianist and-
organist is a diminishing breed;
large pipe organ is a particularly

I, and secular music and in-

laiion makecontinuing

in the traditional Bach-laden

Victory Cant, from p J

' Challenging all to
victory, Putnum closed by saying "You
can fill your life with victory by
allowing your heart to overflow with

Thursday's 1 1 a.m. chape! lime was
filled by Destiny Drama Company.
Five sketches were performed involving
each member in the program, an
important goal of Destiny. Member
Maria Rodriguez sang "Upon This

Rock" I
foolish

are the first skit a

lithe

Another

sketch, "The Beatitudes." showed a
T.V. newsman searching the streets of
Coltegedale for love and Christianity
and having a difficult lime with it.
Director Allan Manin spoke between
skits, lying them together and provok-
ing students to really think about their
own relationships with Christ. Atone
;, Martin asked students if striving
good GPA was "chaining them
down 10 this earth," pushing oul time
hGod. Destiny stressed that one
St know God to have a relationship
hHim.

Nursing major Cecelia Henry
--vided special music for Thursday
evening's meeting. Then it was Kyle
Robinson's turn, and he came, as his
sermon was entitled. "Shouting the
Shout of Victory." Robinson is a

Religion major and director of the Colle-
giate Missions Club at S.C. Hischal- -
lenge to peers was to accept Christ's
victory as our own, with thr^ easy
steps. Accept Christ's healing. Let
Christ calm the storm in your life, and
let Christ fill your life. Robinson
explained that by taking these steps,

victory."

Friday night was a dream come true
for speaker Bob Cundiff. As a senior
Religion major. Cundiff came to S.C as
a freshman with a dream lo speak
someday for a vespers service in
Coltegedale Church. In the

shisd

;came more specific,
"To have Jennifer Eaton sing 'There is a
Saviour'— and to embarrass the people I
love," His dream came true. Jennifer
sang, and his girlfriend and best-friend
were on the front row. "Your Relation-
ship with Jesus" was Cundiff s topic.
and he shared two things needed to have
one. The first was "Recognize the
Lordship of Christ," and the seeond,
"Set Christ Up as Your Saviour."
Cundiff explained that no one can save
himself, no matter how good he is. But
Cundiff warned, a balance between the
two is important, "Unless Jesus is your
Saviour, you'll ne\

of a relationship is a

;ness that He's right
there beside you....Ii's time to say
good-bye to your religion and say
hello to Christianity." Cundiff told
students.

Ed Saniana. director of CA.R.E..
spoke for the Collegedale Church
Sabbath morning, first and second
services. He focused on being
positive about Christianity and the
fact that peoples' problems do not
cease when they become Christians;
however, their attitudes should
change. A positive altitude comes
from believing that God will work
things out. "We have to be positive
about ourselves, the situation around
us, and about others," Saniana said.
"Can people accept another who
comes to their church wearing torn
jeans, a leather jacket, and an eamng
Being positive may not be man's
nature, but by believing God's
promises, it does not have to be done
alone. There is no victory without
victory in Jesus."

rtHim be your Lord. His

Great Southern
mysteries

ByAAfYL. WILSON

©Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/
Apple College Information Nel-

The following aiticle about
strange things falling from the sky
appeared in the Sepi. 8 Arkansas
Gazette. Apparently, this kind of
incident has been happening all
over the country for years:

"Fort Worth. Texas — Hundreds

"Jeff Derosa of the Humane
Society of North Texas found 100
more bats on a sidewalk Wednes-
day and said at least 1,000 were
hanging from the eaves of a

What caused bats to descend on
Fon Worth? How did the public
react? Had such a thing happened
before?

These are the kinds of questions
an author such as E, Randall Floyd
would ask, and he has, by writing a
compelling collection of stories
recomiung mysteries in the Deep
South. Floyd's "Great Southern
Mysteries," (August House,
$16.95; 180 pp.) should be a big

In the chapter titled "Gifts from
the Sky," Floyd leads widi the first
documented "skyfaJl" in the United
Slates: It was March 3, 1876, in
Bath County, Ky., when pleasant-
tasting meat plummeted down onto
the ... home of Mr. and Mrs. Allen
Crouch. The next year in Memphis,

entertaining fashion.

Thirty baffbng stories are in-
cluded. Royd discusses the myth of
Atlantis; To add to the lingering
mystery of Atlantis, Edgar Cayce,
the famous "sleeping prophet" of
Virginia Beach. Va.. in 1945
predicted that "in 1968 or 1969" a
portion of Atlantis would rise from
the sea off the Coast of Florida.

In 1968. an underwater structure
was discovered off the Rorida
Coast — a structure exhibiting
eroded marble, stone columns, a
mysterious roadway.

Really, it was!

Then there's the Surrency ghost
thai haunted the hotel-home of the
Allen Sunency family in southern
Georgia in the late 1870s, a tale that
will bring to mind scary films based

" fell o

In 1886 in Charleston. S.C.
stones fell from the sky.

What caused diese occurrences?
What did newspapers say? What's
happened in recent history?

Floyd raises these questions while
informing the reader, and he does it
concisely. Obviously, he is putting
his journalistic talents lo work.

A teacher of journalism at
Augusta College and the University
of South Carolina at Aiken, Floyd

for United Press International. His

style reflects that of a professional
trained to pick through the material

shy^

Stephen King.

Or the chapter titled "Thou Shalt
Take Up the Serpent," a discourse
on the history of snake-handling,
and "The Devil's Brother Black-
beard, Scourge of the Spanish
Main." in which we learn of
Blackbeard's "strange relationship"
with the governor of North Caro-

And was the quiet North Carolina
schoolteacher Peter Stuart Ney, who
died in 1846 and is buried in Rowan
County, really a soldier under
Napoleon during the French Revo-
lution? He said he was often
enough, but was it ever proven?

A benefit of Royd's book is that
he is not concerned about proving or
disproving anything. His aim is to
entertain and educate.

Royd has taken material that
could have been boring and made it
into an entrancing collection of tales
and mysteries focusing on the South
— tales and mysteries that are an
integral part of the heritage of all

author, who spent much time as i
youngster listening to his uncle,
writer Heruy Curtiss Tillman,
knows how to tell a good story.

Popular gifts for a
collegiate Christmas

By LAKSHMI ARJOONSINGH

©Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/
Apple College Information Network

If you're tired of getting underwe;
or a book for Christmas, you might
want lo suggest one of the new gift
items invading stores this sea
become the Irendiest college
on the block.

The top gift item to buy ihi

bright, the better.

Color is what attracts customers,
says Patrizia Spinelli, spokesperson for
Bene I ton headquarters in New York.

The new style is the ethnic look with

come in colors including} fuchsia,
orange and a mixture of gold colors,"
says Spinelli.

ibie cardigan with zip front, which
tums into two different sweaters
(when) turned inside out and Uie
Mohare sweater, which comes in
colors (including) orange, red and
gold," Spinelli i

Sweaters a

e only fashionable Cont. an p.8

a big entrance m stores near you. And
Neon and Chambray are the stars.

Neon jackets contain blocks of neon
colors (any color available) on ihem,
white each Chambray jacket is
encircled with a strip of neon colored
nylon, says Susan Sienko. assistant
buyer trainee for Gantos headquarters
in Michigan, The jackets started being
sold in stores only a few months ago,
and quickly attracted customers, says
Fred Meyers, vice president and half
owner of the East West company in
New York.

At the rate the jackets are selling
now "they'll be sold out by Christ-
mas," says Meyers, "They're phenomi-

Roxanne and Ronda, both by C
The Roxanne. which comes i
d pink, "is a contemporary d

New books at
McKee library

By A. Lee Bennett Jr.

students know that they are available.
Next semester, the Southern Accent
will contain a list of the library's
suggested books, along with a short
summary. In the article one can also
find the books' call numbers.

Library director. Peg Bennett, who
is supplying the information, men-
tioned two books for the last weeks of

venture narrating the experience of
five Costa Rican fishermen suddenly
overt^en by a violent storm in 1988,

what appears to be overpowering
odds." Bennett also said that this hook
is "an exciting story to readl"

The library's second new book is U
was On FirE When 1 Lav Down On U.

r.AlLLE

y fieed ^o Know I

Learned in Kindereanen.

"Fulghum majors on the 'simple
truths', guaranteed to bring a smile."
said Bennett "Once as a Unitarian
minister, he officiated at the marriage
of a Jewish bride and an Irish Catholic

o join two people trying
to cross a mine field without getting
blown apart,'"

Bennett said that the book is "filled
with chuckles" and that it will "remind
you of life's taken-for granted truths."

srs^&^ j, oemi^ey, ro

Christmas Spirit: Open house & Jinglebell Jog

coniemporary version of a
irimline phone hung on ihe wall
or (placed) on Uie desk," says
Sieffan Olto, senior buyer for ihc
Spencer gift company.

They are each encircled wiih
"a neon tube (that) blinks on and
off when ihe phone rings," says
Olio.

If you're Ihe type to lose scraps
of paper ihat happen to have
immensely imporiant phone
numbers, you mighl want to
consider Ronda a possible
solution to your memory
problem.

"(Ronda) has a 10 number
memory," says Oiio.

Roxanne and Ronda retail for
S169.99andSl29.99.respec-

They are unique in the respect
thai they're clear, so the inside of
the phones may be visible, says

s this i

mo wrestling
fan, Abalone may be the game
for you.

Though Abalone greatly re-
sembles the popular Chinese
checkers, it uses the concept of
pushing lo defeat the opponent.

Unlike other board games that
use concepts of surrounding or
jumping the opponent lo win Ihe
game, such as in checkers or
chess, this game "is the only
game in history to use the
pushing concept like in sumo
wrestling." says Matt Meriani,
national sales manager for
Abalone.

The object of the game is lo
line up your marble balls
diagonally,
horizonially or vedically until

e of your opponent's marble

balls i)

if the

slots bordering the inner part ol
the game board. When all of
your opponent's marble balls
have been pushed off the board
into one of the bordering slots,
you've won Ihe game.

Abalone, which has received
its share of honorable awards fi
strategy, has only been on the
market in the United States sin<
February. But, it's been quite
popular in Europe for a while.

"It originated in France at a

p for k

Meriani. "The typical game only
lasts fifteen minutes... and it's
very challenging.

It's the new backgammon for
college kids,"

Abalone retails between S28
and S32, and is presently sold
only in high quality stores.

"People say they love to play
the game." says Meriani. "It's a
gift for a person that (already)
has everything."

(Lakshmi Arjoonsingh writes

The 1989-90 Bowl roll

California

Dec. 9
Fresno, Calif.

Payout/team

4 p.m.
Sport Ch.
$150,000

Independence

Dec. 16
Shreveport, La.

8 p.m.
Mizlou
$500,000

Fresno State

Tulsa

vs.
Oregon

Aloha

Dec. 25
Honolulu

3:30 p.m.

ABC

$500,000

Michigan State

vs.

Hawaii

Liberty

Dec. 28
Memphis, Tenn.

6 p.m.
Raycom
$1 million

Air Force

vs.
Mississippi

All American

Dec. 28
Birmingham, Ala.

8 p.m.
ESPN
$630,000

Texas Tech

Holiday

Dec. 29
San Diego

9 p.m.
ESPN
$1 million

Brigham Young

vs.

Penn State

John Hancock

Dec. 30

El Paso, Texas

12:30 p.m.

CBS

$1 million

Pittsburgh

vs.
Texas A&M

Freedom

Dec. 30
Anaheim, Calif.

2 p.m.

Raycom

$500,000

Washington

vs.

Florida

Peach

Dec. 30
Atlanta

2:30 p.m.

ABC

$800,000

Georgia

vs.
Syracuse

Gator

Dec. 30
Jacksonville, Fla.

8 p.m.
ESPN
$1 million

Clemson

vs.

West Virginia

Copper

Dec. 31
Tucson, Ariz.

8 p.m.

TBS

$800,000

Arizona

vs.

North Carolina State

^V*

Hall of Fame

Jan. 1
Tampa, Fla.

1 p.m.

NBC

$900,000

Auburn

vs.

Ohio State

Florida Citrus

Jan. 1
Orlando, Fla.

1:30 p.m.

ABC

$1.2 million

Virginia

Cotton

Jan. 1
Dallas

1:30 p.m.

CBS

$2.4 million

Arkansas

vs.
Tennessee

Fiesta

Jan. 1
Tempe, Ariz.

5 p.m.

NBC

$2 million

Florida State

vs.

Nebraska

Rose

Jan. 1
Pasadena, Calif.

5 p.m.

ABC

$6 million

Michigan
vs.

use

Orange

Jan. 1
Miami

8 p.m.

NBC

$4 million

Colorado

vs.

Notre Dame

Sugar

Jan. 1

New Orleans

8:30 p.m.

ABC

$2.75 million

Alabama

vs.

Miami, Fla.

Gannett News Servic

Carnivores Beware

By ARLENE VIGODA

©Copyright 1989. USA TO-

DAY/Apple College Ii

Network

record-setting ajnounl of meat this
year and nutritionist say all the
excess protein is fattening our hips

A new Agriculture Depanment
report says each of us ate a record-
selling 2 1 8.4 pounds of meat this
year. That's more than half a pound
a day. And 1990 figures will be

"This is really troubling news,"
says Nancy Wellman. president of
the American Dietetic Association
in Chicago. "When you consider

IS (repon) under-
re shoveling in far
I we physiologically

s ought to worry

Hurley, nutritionist for die Center
for Science in the Public Interest.
Washington. D.C.

National health organizations
recommend that only 15 percent of

from protein sources; Americans
typically consume double that.
"The obvious problem is dial
many protein-rich foods are far too

risk of hear! disease." says Hurley.
Diets high in animal protein also
can promote osteoporosis, obesity,
kidney problems and may be

And an excess of calories from
any source can add unwanted
pounds.

If you keep yourself to three-
ounce servings of lean beef, pork
or skinless poultry. Wellman says.
"There's no reason you can't enjoy

Mental Practice can
improve performance

By ROBERT McGARVEY
©Copyright 1989, USA TODAY/
Apple College Infonmation Network

When Chinese pianist Liu Chi Kung
placed second to Van Clibum in a
1958 intemaiional competition, his
career as a virtuoso seemed assured —
only to be ihwaned a year later when
the Chinese government put him in

But even though he never touched a
keyboard in jail, he was on tour within
months of his release and — according

Backed by evidence like Kung's and
Bales' experiences, researcher and
"Peak Performers" author Dr. Charles
Garfield flatly asserts: "There can be
no questioning thai mental rehearsal of
future events brings results."

Another example of how just
thinking about it can alter an event's

ebyn

This might seem astonishing, but
according to Ances Sheikh, a psy-
chologist at Marquette University,
"Research shows that mental practice
has the same effect as real practice."

Dallas Cowboys defensive back Bill
Bales agrees: "The night before the
New York Giants game. I had an
image where I saw myself pulling in
two interceptions. 1 saw it all in my
mind — every play and my every
move. The next day, I got iho&e
interceptions and both were cniciaJ.

conducted at the University of Chi-
cago. Researchers, testing the concept
of mind power, put together three
teams to compete at the baskeiball
free-throw line. One group was lold to

hoop for 30 days. A second group
practiced shooting free throws every
day for an hour. The third group was
told to imagine sinking free throws for
an hour a day, but not to touch the ball.

One month later, ihey were tested.
The first group showed no change in
accuracy. The second group, who had
played daily, improved 24 percent. The
third group of non-shooters who had
only thought about putting the ball
through the hoop did almost as well —
Ihey showed 23 percent improvement
without ever dribbling a ball on the

"What's happening here." says
Thomburg, "is thai in mental rehearsal
you're engaging your subconscious as

an ally in pursuit of goals. With
imaging reinforcing the goal's impor-
tance, the subconscious will put that
goal very high on your priorities,
making it far more likely that you'll
unconsciously begin adjusting your
actions in ways that will make that
goal happen for you. The mind is a
marvelous tool. When freed, it will
find so many ways for us lo achieve

This might seem a liltle far-reach-
ing, but it's actually something thai we
all do. "Who hasn't projected into the
future, to see where their career or
company is heading?" asks Garfield.
"Once we establish that mental
rehearsal is just an amplification, a
more systematic version of what we
already do, it's noi difficult at all for
people to see the applications this
technique can have in their own lives.

Before you start putting this
powerful tool to work, ihe first siep is
10 get relaxed. "That's essential," says
Thomburg. "It frees you from the
clutter of your day, from worrying
about tasks that are ahead. Only when
you're relaxed will your mind open to
fresh ideas and techniques."

Although relaxation tapes are
available in book and record siores.
that type of assistance isn't needed to
get the requisite calm. Los Angeles
psychotherapist Allen Rabinowitz
offers this proven technique: "Sit in a
chair, relaxed. Close your eyes and
listen 10 yourself breathe. Pui your
attention on the sound of air coming in
and going out. Then empty your lungs
and slowly take a deep breadi. Do ihat
again and, as you exhale, feet yourself
relax. Do it five more times; then
you're done. It lakes 90 seconds."

Then, says Thomburg. who teaches
mental rehearsal in seminars and also
hosts the nationally syndicated "Power
Thoughts" radio show, "Lei your
thoughis wander through your mind.
Stop paying anention to them. Now
think about a happy period of your life
— it doesn't matter what or when it
happened. Really get in touch with that
experience. Now slide into imagining
what it is you want to achieve, from
giving a great speech to turning around
a corporate downslide in profits,
making the experience as real and as
detailed as you can. Take il all the way
from the beginning through successful
completion. That's it. You've jusl
mentally rehearsed."

Thomburg explains that ihe key is
beginning the process wilh images of
that earlier, happy memory. 'The sub-
conscious is gening two messages —
first, that you're happy; the second
message deals with the specific, future
goal. The subconscious associates ih
goal with your happiness, so it
determines to work towards il,"
Thomburg says.

Following Thomburg's technique.

5 15 n

I. Butd

formation. "Positive

aboui that. Bui it doesn't take pi;
overnight." says Thomburg. "It
consistent effort and practice —
1 and hundreds of repetiiic

For The
Health Of It

ByDarlene Almeda, R.N.

Q: What are the symptoms of
measles?

A: Once again here are the
main symptoms of measles: first
one gets classic cold symptoms
such as a runny nose and sore
throai. A fever of up to 104
degrees follows accompanied by
white patches in the mouth, and
finally a rash which begins at the
hairline and eventually spreads
down to the feet. Remember, this
is a highly contagious disease and
upon contraction one will be put in
isolation for up lo two weeks.

Q: I hear there is chicken pox
going around this campus. How
do you catch it?

A: True. There have been
several cases of chicken pox
among the students here ai
Southern College. Chicken pox.
also known as varicella zosler is
through respiratory
and direct contact with
new lesions. This means that one
contracts it by breathing air or
somehow ingesting the contami-
nated droplets.. The varicella
zoster virus incubates for 13-17
days before one can actually see
the blistering lesions, and it is con-
tagious unul scabs have formed
over all the lesions, usually a week
after onset.

So, because one doesn't know
how is carrying the virus until the
actual symptoms appear. 1 must
emphasize how difficult it is to
avoid getting it once ihe initial
droplet C(

very positiv

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(Whoever US is)

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Speaking in tongues

n average 2,749 of us enroll in a foreign

Notices

Lifestyles forthe^gOs^

10 skills for
the 90s

Upcoming Events

By Andrea Nicholson

iatwiaiy is the bleakesi monih of the
school year. Billerly cold, wel. hazy
days bring wiih them posi-Christmas
vacaiion letdown and dreary spirits.
But as next semester slowly creeps
into its third weekend, the Student
Association will throw a party that
will bring excitement and summer-
time back to the campus of Southern
College.

IT'S THE 2ND ANNUAL
SOUTHERN COLLEGE BEACH
PARTY!!! Coming to the gymna-
sium on Saturday night, January 20.
It will begin at 9 p.m. and continue
until 2 a.m.

"If you had a good time last year,
plan on an even better time this year,"
said Harvey Hillyer, S.A. social
vicepresidenl.

Last year's bash attracted hundreds
of students decked out in summer
attire. Although temperatures were
biting outside, the gym was trans-
formed into an 80 degree party place,

swimming pool activities, contest,
volleyball and Twister games.
refreshment stands, and Beach Boys
music piped over loud speakers.
Hillyer said the theme for this
year's bash will be "The Boardwalk."
Instead of using a company to set up
the party, the S.A. is planning all the
activities themselves. Tentative plans
include a dunking booth, dart throw,
more pool activities, a lip-sync
contest, and beach areas like last year.
Also a pool of Jello, in which students

can dive for specially marked
golf balls that can be used to
claim prizes, is in the platuiing.
"There will be more food and
free ice cream this year," said
Hillyer. So don your suits.
Grab a towel and some friends.

e gym o

available, so get yours while
Friday. nprpmhPrl';

SA Christmas Supper

Vespers, 8:00pm
SC Music Department

Saturday. necemhPr lit

Church Service-Special Musical
Program

Christmas Parties

Sunday. Owpml^Pr 17

STUDY TIME

Monday. nprpn,|,|.r |ff.

Thursday. nM-Pml^^r ^1
Semester Finals

The 80s: Couch Potal

From the Archives

June 9, 1964

Committee of 100 breaks ground for new RE. Center.

August 31, 1972

Thatcher has phones installed

September 3, 1981

SMC welcomes Bietz to church staff.

Index

F.2 Editorials
P.3,4 News
P.5 Europe
P.6 Photos
P.8CARE
P.IO Ads
P.ll Trivia
P.12 Viewpoints

In the Gym...
Page 6

Summer Camps
Page?

Southern to sponsor Opportunities '90

By Andrea Nicholson

On Friday, February 16, Ihc Hamil-
ton County Convention and Trade
center will house "Opportunities ■90."
a liberal arLi career/job fair coordi-
nated by six regional Christian
colleges.

The one-day evenl. beginning ai S
a.ni.. will provide opportunities fur
employers and students lo talk infor-
mally about careers, disiiibutc recruii-
mem literature, and conduct individual

morning or afternoon sessions in
downtown Chattanooga, The S5
registration fee, due no later than I-fh
2, includes transportation. No IudcIi is
provided. Vans will depart at 7:.l(i
a.m. and 12:30 p.m..

"There is a tendency for students to
step out after graduation wiih a college
degree and say, "Here I am. Take
me.'" said K.R. Davis. Director of
Counseling and Testing at Southern
College. "Students need to market
themselves NOW so when they
graduate, they'll have belter opponuni-

Sludenis attending the job/career fair
wilt have the chance to gather informa-
tion from employers, conduct inter-
views, and panicipate in workshops on
job search techniques.

Students may make contacts with

Substance, not style, at work

Charm and charisma won't get you praise or a pay raise.
What executives say are the most likely factors used to
evaluate an employ's performance (they coutd choose
! than c ■ '"*'

more than 50 participating representa-
tives from government and law
enforcement agencies, school systems,
social service organizations, health
care providers, department stores,
holels, insurance and food service
companies, financial institutions,
graduate schools, and other businesses
and organizations.

Bell South Corporation, Becker
CPA Review Course. Hyatt Regency
Nashville, Internal Revenue Service,
Professional Psychology Program,
Provident Life & Accident Insurance
Co., Sovran Financial Corporation,

Computer thieves strike
Daniells Hall

.By Bradley Hyde

10:00

Last Saturday night belw
pm and 10:40 am Sunday moming
four computers were stolen from the
computer science lab in Daniel's Hall.
The four systems have a retail value of
roughly S30,000. The advanced lab
had: I ) a NeXT computer with high
resolution display, optical disk,
keyboard with mouse, and a laser
printer; 2) a Polywell 386 computer
with VGA color monitor; 3) a Wells
American AT computer with EGA
color monitor; and 4) a Laser Turbo
XT computer with CGA monitor. All
the machines had hard disk drives.

The loss of this equipment leaves i
lab with just one Laser Turbo XT
computer with CGA color monilor f
the 10 students in the graphics class
use. There may be an insurance

deductible and since the insurance is
provided by tl

eSDA

church and Southern College. Even if
full replacement is made, it will be
some time before students have the
equipment ihey need to properly
complete their class work.
Security checked the building at
12:00 midnight and 3:00 am but didn't
notice anything missing.
...Theft Cont.onp.4

U.S. Air Force and Army. Emory
University, and Vanderbili University
are among (he employers and graduate
schools tentatively scheduled lo
participate in "Opporlunilies '90."

Three foriy-minute workshops will
be conducted during both moming and
afternoon sessions. These include
"Opportunities WiEh the Federal
Government" al 9: 10 a.m. and 1:40
p.m., "Graduate School Decisions for
Success in the 2lsl Century" at 10:00
a.m. and 2:30 p.m., and "Interviewing:
Why Should I Hire You?" at 10:50
a.m. and 3:20 p.m.

K.R. Davis encourages all S.C.
students to take advantage of the Job/
career fair. "Start as a freshman
looking into what's available, and
asking questions," he said.

The fair is a chance to prepare
earlier than other job seekers, lo
practice and fine tune interviewing
skills with employers, and to learn
what opportunities are available with a

A bulletin board outside the Testing
and Counseling Center in the Student
center has information about partici-
pating employers, including which
ones will be conducting interviews.

Southern has worked closely with
Bryan College, Covenant College. Lee
College, Tennessee Temple Univer-
sity, and Tennessee Wesleyan College
10 coordinate "Opporlunilies ''iO."
Each of these four-year institutions has
a strong liberal ans tradition. Employ-
ers taking pan in the job fair want lo
hire students from such an educational
background.

"It's an exceptionally good opportu-
niiy for juniors and seniors to make

ir Held o

going lobeav!
study in the next few years," said B
Malgady. secretary in the Testing ai
Counseling Office. "Iknowofaik
one person who was hired from a
contact he made at the job/career fa
last year. That makes it worth goinj

irollinenl

rn,l„...le

1989

1990

Difference

FTE-

15.976
1.030

1,191
16.750

+ 50

Qrhindo

Head Counl
Hrs. Enrolled

68

113
953
61

* 45
+592
t 38

1068 students pre-regislered

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The Times, they are a changin'

By John Caskey
...and now il is 1990. These
are sad, strange limes. Times of fear
and horror, shame and degradation,
squalor and fihh. There is unresi in ihe
slreels all over Eastern Europe. The
Plague is in the Sireels of San Fran-
cisco and in New York's concrete
Jungle. Neo-Nazis roam the West
terrorizing sheep and cattle. In New
Orleans there are rumors that 49ers are
slinking into town and preparing a
SuperBowl ambush for the hapless
Denver Broncos. Gangs roam the cities
with brains full of chemicals and souls
full of hate. But, there is fear in their
eyes and in the eyes of a lot of other
people from Baku to Panama City and

all points in between. There is
something in the air. The natives are
growing restless. Sometimes, late at
night, I think I can hear the drum beat
thumping out of the Jungle. The sound
is fainibutdisiincL

Gorbachev has met with the
Pope and Bush owes the Vatican Man
a favor or two for letting us have
custody of a cut-rate pineapple faced
Panamanian dictator. Everybody is
shrieking. "Peace, Peace" at the top of
their lungs and there is serious specu-
lation in some quarters as to whether
or not that thing on Gorby's head is
really the Mark of the Beast after all.
Ronald Reagan said in 1985. "This
generation may be the one that will

"The Park is always crowded on Sunday.'

-Ferdinand Marcos on
the riots in Manila

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face Armageddon," The former
President makes no claim on the gift
of prophecy, but the smart money
agrees wiih the Gipper on this one.
All over Arkansas, survivalisis are
deepening their foxholes and
slocking up on canned goods.

And what of Collegedale?
More specifically, what of Southern
College? Profound, dangerous things
are happening all over the world at an
increasingly rapid pace. "Nation will
rise against nation, and kingdom
against kingdom. There will be
famines and earthquakes in various
places," (Matthew 24:7) Yea, verily.
But. what of Collegedale? What of
Southern College? Are we ready for

this? If not, what are we doing to
prepare ourselves? "Therefore keep
watch, because you do not know on
what day your Lord will come."
(Matthew 24:42) Are the watchmen
awake?

A story is told of mad king
Richard in of England. As he loured
Ihe camp defenses early on the morning
of Ihe battle where he met his death, he
came upon a watchman who had fallen
asleep at his post. Richard took out his
dagger and slii the man"s throat saying.
"I found him asleep and I leave him
asleep."' The Thing that inspired
miserable old Richard is alive and well
today. There may be worse things in
store for sleepy modem day watchmen
than mere throat slitting.

Adventist Physicists to meet here

Physics teachers probably h
of the most closely-k
of any professors on Seventh-day
Adventisl campuses. They have
formed the Assiaciation of Advenlis
Physicisis, which now also has
members on faculties of other
institutions and members who wor^
for industry or government, and
which is international in scope.

li is a long-standing tradition for

afier the joint meeting of the
Americal Physical Society and of the
Americal Association of Physics
Teachers, at the nearest SDA college.
This joint meeting is always in New
York, even if ii lakes place some-
where else. Thus, this year's meeting
is ihe "New York meeting at
Atlanta." and so ihe AAP wilt meet
at Southern College Friday evening.
January 19, through Saturday nighl.
January2l. As of this moment,
faculty from four Advenlist colleges
and from Duke University, and two

Letter to
the Editor

DearEdiior:

The last edition of the Acceni con-
an article about my receiving
doctorate. 1 appreciated the pubiic-
y. but the factual errors in the articlt
oved to be a major embarrassment.
I panicular, the reponer staled in
I'D places ihat my wife is Peggy
mith instead of Cherilyn Smith (my
al wife) and that I graduated from
TC instead of the right institution—
The University of Tennessee (Kn-
oxville). To save my marriage and
my reputation. 1 would really
appreciate it if you would publish a

. Thanks for your help.

former employees of the thermonuclear
program al Oak Ridge National
Laboratory, have indicated their
intention to be present.

Faculty and students of SC Daniells
and Hackman Hall depanmenis. faculty
of the SC Theology department, and SC

welcome to attend ihe functions and
urged to meet our guests. The
scheduled events will take place in the
"fireplace room" (DH 101), Pleasecail
the Physics depanmental secretary. Mrs.
Conine Dann. at 2869. if you want more
information or wish to know if any
changes have been made to the
schedule. Here is the schedule as now
planned by the AAP officers (President,
Dr. Ken Thompson, of PUC).

On Friday evening from 7:30 to 9:30,
Dr. Rand McNally (who does not make
maps) will present "A Mailer of
Pressing Concern," which deals with a
physicist's search for the solution to a
thermonuclear holocaust.

On Sabbath afternoon from 3:00 to
5:00 pm. Dr, Milo Anderson will make
a presentation and lead the subsequent
discussion on the interface between faith
and scholarship.

On Saturday evening from 6:45 to
7:30 the Physics Deparunent will host a
reception, with refreshments, in honor

On Saturday night from 7:30 to 9:30
or so, there will be a short business
session of the AAP, and a couple of
presentations about teaching physics
(with computers?) will be given. Most
Collegedale natives will be at the Beach

Joint meeting of APS/AAPT will be
in Atlanta. January 21-25.

Physics students would benefit from
attending some of this meeting. Seeing a
crowd of physicisis scurrying from
session to session, or plotting something
(and experiment? a theory? a proposal
for funds? a job interview?) in the halls,
is truly a remarkable experience. Some
of the talks are interesting; books and
equipment are displayed. If a sufficient
interest exists, perhaps transportation
can be arranged. How about Tuesday?
See Dr. Kuhlman.

New deadly sins for the 90's

By JVLIE HINDS

©Copyrighi 1990. USA
TODAY/Apple College Informaiion

The original seven deadly sins
are pride, greed, lust, glutlony, envy,
anger and sloth. To cop a phrase from
George Bush, they're baaaad, they're

That is, they were until
recently. In the last 10 years, the seven
deadlies seem to have shifted rapidly
from venal to mainstream. Remember
how "Wall Streei"'s Gordon Gekko
^id greed is good? Have you asked a
couch potato about slolh recently? Can
a society with chocolate-covered Orcos
retain any concept of gluttony?

In lieu of getting a major oil
company to endorse them, we asked
several social commenlaiors for the top
sins of contemporary times. Here's a
septet of candidates (with special
thanks to Donald Trump, who currently
is guilty of them all).
— ACQUISITIVENESS

"Greed isn't a way of sin,"
says San Francisco Chronicle colum-
nist Alice Kahn. "It's become a way of
life."

But in the '80s. having a big
bank account was no longer enough. It
was more imponani to acquire the
perfect wife, the cutest kids, the purest-
bred pooch, the shiniest coffeemaker.
"The drive to get objects to validate
yourself — it makes me want to leave
the country," moans writer Cynthia
Heimel.

Think of acquisitiveness as
super- unleaded greed. Donald Trump,
poster boy for acquisition, personifies
all that is bad about the sin, according
to San Francisco-based writer Jean
Gonick.

"Here is someone wl

really make a difference for p

But he's like a 4-year-old. His name
has to be on everything. He buys
whatever he wants without even
paying lip service to, 'Gee, Til fix the
eanhquake rubble.' 1 cannot think of a

— SMUGNESS

If the '80s had a human face,
it would be sneering. In fact, it would
look a lot like David Letlerman. A
smart-aleck fraternity boy with a
white-bread outlook, Letlerman took a

Bulbs and milked a half-hour of
material. Just Bulbs? What a crass,
stupid, middlebrow name. We'd never

As the tide of Smug humor
grew, some comics took a stand
against it, "It's not an honorable
approach," says comedian Richard
Beizer. Others, such as Spy magazine.
thrived on making fun of stupid
human tricks. When Spy took a look
at small-town America, the headline
was "Big, Dumb White Guys With

Eventually, smugness
succumbed to the trickle-down iheory,
infiltrating every aspect of everyday
life. Food was smug. Could any other
word describe a blue com tortilla
chip? The smugness anthem was
"Don't worry, be happy," which is
very hard to hum along to if you're
living below the poverty line.

— TRIVIALITY

It's notjusi a concept
anymore. It's a pursuit. "It's sort of a
way to disengage yourself from brutal
realities," says Gonick. "You read
Danielle Steel instead of something
wonderful, because you don't want to
be challenged. It's an incredible
striving toward mediocrity."

Case in point: "Vanna
Speaks," the autobiography of Vanna
While.

Case in point: Because Uiey
had been collected by someone
famous, Andy Warhol's 175 cookie
jars sold for $247,830 in 1988,

Coun case in point: The
people versus Zsa Zsa.

— SOUL-BARING

Many, many people were
deeply troubled during this decade.
How do we know? Because 50 percent
of them admitted it in People maga-
zine. At least 10 celebrities told all in
an honest effort to help others. The rest
did it as a cheap publicity ploy.

"There are all these talk
shows where people are baring their
souls about sex, drugs, alcohol.
weight," complains syndicated
columnist Ellen Goodman, "In a larger
context, it's amazing that what
happens to your life is of interest to
anybody else, I'm interested in the fact
that anybody would tell all. I can't
figure out why."

Kicking a habit is now
considered a career move, if you can
get enough good press for doing it.
Cracks Alice Kahn of the San Fran-
cisco Chronicle, "It's better to have
been addicted and recovered than to

— PACKAGING

There are no authentic
impulses anymore. None. The minute
you decide you'd like to wear a
cowboy look, along comes Ralph
Lauren lo turn it into a fashion line.
Tear down the Beriin Wall and what

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Folk Art exhibit

showing at Hunter

Museum of Art

The Hunter Museum of An an-

whirligigs, decorated furniture, or

nounces the opening of two exciting

toys -fanciful or fundamental. In

folk art exhibitions. "Life in the

essence, folk art is the art of

New World: Selections from the

common people, done with un-

Permanent Collection of the

common style. Over 100 examples

Museum of American Folk An" and

of folk art will be on view at the

"Access to Art: Bringing Folk Art

Hunter Museum, including

Closer", on Sunday. January 14,

portraits, paintings, sculpture, fur-

1990. "Life in the New World" is a

niture, quilts and coverlets,

museum-wide exhibition of

pottery, fraktur. theorems, deco-

American Folk art dating from the

rated tinware, shop signs, and

18th century to present day, telling

more. These objects, some useful

an informal social history of life m

and some ornamental, are treas-

America.

ured icons of our cultural heritage.

What IS folk an? It could be the

Museum hours: Tuesday ■

face of a child, or a memory of

Saturday 10:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

home, the shapes of nature, or a

Sunday 1-4:30 p.m.

lesson in virtue, weathervancs.

rock on sale at Hudson's.

Packaging is the apotheosis of
the Madison Avenue mentality. It
makes the advertising more important
than the thing that's actually being
hawked. Take the Infiniti ads, those
abstract photos that are so cool they
don't get around to mentioning what's
being plugged. Aftershave? Condoms?
Mutual funds? Your guess is as good

"I know by experience that
Absolut is a good vodka," said New
York Times columnist Anna Quindlen.
"But I'm really offended by the talking
ad they put in Vanity Fair. If they
would put in a black and while ad next
year and send the rest of the money to
the Coalition for the Homeless, I'd be
a client of theirs for life."
— SHRILLNESS

Morton Downey. Terry
Rakolta. Pro-choice versus pro-life.
Animal rights. CNN's "Crossfire."
Professional wrestling. Sam Kinison.
Heavy metal. What do they all have in
common? They're a few of the
enchanting items that have turned
public discourse into a shouting match.

It really didn't matter what
George Bush knew about Irangatc, did
it? What counted was the verbal jab he
took at Dan Rather during their much-
publicized verbal slugfest. Whether he
was kicking ass with Geraldine Ferraro
in 1984 or raising red flags with Willie
Norton commercials in J988, our
kinder, gentler president managed to

College
Costs
Rising

©Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/
Apple College Information
Network.

The cost for one year's
room, board and tuition at four-
year private colleges rose at a '
torrid 8.3 percent rate last year to
SI 2.365. while four-year public
college costs rose 6,2 percent to
$4,733.

Even if costs rise only 5
percent a year, four years of
private college for today's
newborn would nin you S128,260
in the year 2008; four years of
public college, $49,094.60. But
don't be intimidated:You could
cover that full public college bill
by socking away $88 a month at 8
percent, starting when your child
is bom and continuing through
the four years your child will be
in college. For private college:
$228 a month would do it.

Or, if you figure tt

years go by. you could start by

g$59a

vfor

public college, $155 a month for
private college, then increase you
contribution by 5% a year.

Don't be discouraged if
you have to start more slowly.

may be able to get financial aid,
and that they can also work during
their college years," says Eileen
Walker, president of Fonune
Financial Inc. in Seattle. "The
more you save, the less you'll

barroom brawl,

Quindlen has a solution. "1
think all mean people should be put in
jail." she says.
— PREENING

Vanity deals with caring
excessively about your appearance.
Preening is more like vanity lite — all
of the sin, but none of the moral
calories.

"It's not your real appearance
versus your possible appearance
anymore," says Quindlen. "It's your
possible appearance versus everyone
else's possible appearance. It's
competitive vanity. Everyone is
looking out of the comer of their eye
to see how they're doing."

Most icons preen before the
media, not before minors. Using
make-up and plastic surgery, they
remake their public image as diligently
as General Motors works on this year's
model. Michael Jackson's nose is the
ultimate preen symbol, as are Cher's
costumes. The smaller they get, the

Quindlen worries that the
'80s justified preening. "I think we
made showing off acceptable by
making it part of the professional
program, the

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chronicles and Cicely Tyson

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directed this epic struggle of the
Civil War. Stewart plays what
many consider his greatest role as a
widowed Virginian who attempts

brilliantly portrays the growth of a
young slave giri to a contemporary
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Destiny Drama
Company schedules
mall appearance

The Destiny Drama Company, a
Christian collegiate repertory theatre
iroupe from Southern College of
Seventh-day Adveniists, Collegedale,
Tenn, will perform two 30-minuie pro-
grams at the Hamilton Place Mall.
Chaiianooga. on Friday and Saturday.
January 26 and 27, 1990.

Friday, ihe 15-member drama troupe
will perform at 7:00 and 8:00 p.m. and
Saturday ai 2:00 and 3:00 p.m. on the
center stage, located in the middle of
the mall, in front of Profiti's,

Utilizing pantomime, vignettes,
plays, and street drama, the Destiny
Drama Company performs throughout
the Southeastern United Slates for
high schools, colleges, and youlh
rallies. They strive to portray the
peninence of Chrisiianily through this
creative medium.

The iroupe is sponsored by CARE
Ministries, Southern's student reli-
gious life organization. Southern
College is a coeducational, four year.

liberal arts college located just outside
of Chattanooga.

For more information regarding the
Destiny Drama Company and its tour
schedule, call Allan Manin at61.*i-
238-2724,

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Coni.fromp.l

It appears that the thieves
forced their way into the
building and the lab. They
obviously knew what they were
looking for and look the most
valuable items. Any informa-
tion that might lead to recovery
of the stolen equipment should
be given to security, the
Collegedale police, and the
computer science depanmenl.

Adventure
in Europe

By Ginger Bromme

Sii back and think about yourself
strolling along the Champs Elysees in
Paris with your college friends. Or, if
you prefer, imagine yourself riding on
a train, seeing for itie first time the
majestic Alps, Vienna, Austria, which
isyournexl stop. In Vienna you can
ride the biggest ferris wheel in the
world. The cars are the size of train
cars! Or, if ferris wheels aren't your
thing, picture yourself louring places,
like the Louvre, Notre Dame, St.
Paul's, Leicister Square, and many

other famous European sites. Imagine
listening to Scottish men playing bag-
pipes on the sidewalks of Edinburgh.
Best of all, imagine getting up to six
hours of college credit for this once-in-
a-lifetime experience.

For 20 students at SC, the dream will
become a reality this summer. Dr. Bill
Wohlers will be leading the 1990 sum-
mer tour of Western Europe.

This summer's tour is scheduled in
two stages. The main tour will leave
Atlanta on May 30 and will visit six
countries on the continent. Holland,
Belgium. France. Switzerland, Austria,
and Germany. The second stage of the
tour will begin earlier, May 21 . and
will include 9 days in England and

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markets (Paris has a gigantic flea
market that could take days to ex-

In addition to touring, swdents may
choose to earn up to six hours of either
upper division or lower division credit.
This may be in either history (C-l) or
humanities (D-3). It may also satisfy
W credit and European History
requirements; however, students can
opt to go on the trip without taking the

The price of the trip is S2397 for the
three week option and $2995 for both
options. The price includes all
Uransporiation. lodging, two meals a
day and entrance fees at tourist sights.
< extra charge for tuition.
; only five spaces still open
r. Fifteen students have
rete plans to go this sum-
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of Paris, Amsterdam, Munich, London
and Edinburgh. The tourists will be
kept busy attending concerts and plays,
visiting famous museums, and soaking
up the European culture. Of course.
there will be plenty of free time to visit
sites, sample local cuisine, and my
favorite: shop in all the outdoor

contact Dr. Wohlers immediately and
gel your place reserved with a $250
deposit. He will also be able to
answer any furiher questions you
might have about the trip,

Bon Voyage!

Memories of the
1988 Tour

Top to Bottom:

Members of the 1988 Tour in
front of the Eiffel Tower in
Paris (Left to Right: Mae
Orquia, Dennis Golightly,
Shelly Whitson, Kim Newball,
Holly Jones. Jody White, Bill
Wohlers and the infamous
Richard Moody)

Jennifer Von Maack and Janet
Conley at Schonbrunn Palace

1988 Tour group in the
Bavarian Alps overlooking the
city of Garmisch-
Partenkirchen

In the Gym

By Suzanne Lettrick

The Boys of Summer

Summer Camp directors from the Southern Union
brought a carnival atmosphere to the Student Center this
week. They were here to recruit college students to help
with their summer ministry.

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Pre-Season
Basketball Poll

AA League

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2) Johnson
3) Young-Tie
3) Facully-Tie

5) Osborne
6) Taylor

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2) Gay
3) Lawhom

4) Duff

5) King

6) Malone
7)Thedford

8) White
9) Hopkins
10) Moreland

For the Health
of It

By Darlene Almeda R.N.

This column will feature health topics
of interest to you ihe students and
faculty of Soulhem College. This is
how you can submit your questions:
you may either drop your requests in ihe
labeled box at the Student center desk
or you may ask me personally.

Q. During Christmas break I found
out my sister has anemia. What causes
this and what is the treatment?

A. There are many different types of
anemia the most common being iron-
deficiency anemia. This type is caused
mainly by inadequate iron intake,
chronic blood loss, pregnancy, and
destruction of red blood cells.

Because of women's compulsive
dietary restrictions, menstrual cycles,
and pregnancies we have a high risk of
becoming anemic. However, unless il
is a chronic problem anemia is treated
quite simply. Iron supplements, and an

spinach, lima beans, broccoli, raisins,
dried apricots and peaches is suggested.

1 . New York

2. Chicago

3. Los Angeles

4. Philadelphia

5. Houston

6. Detroit

7. Dallas

8. San Diego

9. Phoenix
10. Baltimore

1. Chevrolet Impala

2. Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme

3. Chevrolet Chevette

4. Chevrolet Malibu

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2. Three's Company

3. Happy Days

4. Mark and Mindy

5. Angle

1. Newf York

2. Los Angeles

3. Chicago

4. Houston

5. Philadelphia

6. San Diego

7. Detroit

8. Dallas

9. San Antonio
10. Phoenix

1 . Ford Taurus

2. Ford Escort

3. Chevrolet Corsica
4: Honda Accord

5, Chevrolet Cavalier

1 , Bill Cosby Show

2. Roseanne

3, A Different World

4. Cheers

5- 60 Minutes

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me? Jesus said . . .

Take CARE of my

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pray for each other. Every week
Iwenly-five sludents an
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prayed for by each member,
sent oui to Uiose being prayed for.

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limes a month to practice
usually in area hosipitals
perform skits, plays
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as widely varied as the grandparenls-

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personality of Jesus Christ and His

anyihing from talking and table games

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gospel."

to walking and gardening."

Destiny Drama Co.
Allan Martin 238-3033

"The Bible Study program provides an

^^^^^

"Sunshine Band will be continuing

opponunity for good Christian

^^^^^^^^^H

second semester. We will be leaving

fellowship and spiritual growth. Sign-

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at 2:30 p.m. (participating Sabbaths, so

up sheets will be posted in the dorms

iR^BS^?flHI

watch for announcements). We will b«

and m the Student Center."

M^

bringing songs and prayers to four
local nursing homes on an alternate
schedule. All are invited to share in
these events each week to bring

' >^/'^

sunshine lo the elderly shut-ins,"

Sunshine Bands

Charles Kilgore 238-316

"The Big Brother/Big Sister program

is designed to allow students of

^9P^

Southern College to take an area grade

^m ^^

school student and become a big

41^ 4^W

shelter providing for children who arc

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temporarily removed from their

visits occur along wiih monthly group

^m'^S^'j

parents by the courts. We need many

volunteers to work on Thursday

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evenings at the shelter and arranged
times at the day care center. Please
contact Robert Pittman, Jill
McKenney. or Diane Butler for more

information."

Distinguished Dean's
List

Students Who Carried at
Least 12 Semester Hrs.
With GPA of 3.75-4.00
Addison. Robert Martin
Ahn. Jane Hayoung
Ashlon, Edward Bruce (Ted)
Balii, Kevin Charles
Bennett, John Keith
Balir, Carrie Faye
Bray, Dawn Lynn
Brewer, Aaron James
Brewer, Terry Joe
Bromme, Ginger Sue
Brown, Michelle Yvonne
Brown, Susan Valerie
Brown, Tammy Michelle
Bryan, William Alexander
Bullock, Angela Michelle
Burdick, Janene Joy
Burke, Sherie Lynelte
Cavanuagh, Richard John
Chen, Ben Hyungwcn
Choppala, Sheela Mae
Clark, Debra Jane
Cole, Daryi Keith
Collins, Shawn Bryant
Conerly, Kerre Leatha
Corbett, Jeffery Scott
DeCarmo, Linden Alanzo
Denton. Celia Diane Mitchell
Dickinson, Robert Bruce
Dieter, Garry Phillip
Downs. Warren Shelby
Dyer, Angela Christine
Edwards. Beth Joann
Eirich, Paul R (III)
Elliston, Jonathan Bruce
Foikenberg, Kalhi Lynne

Fulbright, Michelle Elizabeth

Fulford, Kevin Lee

Gates, Donald Lyle

Gibson, Yvonne S

Glass, Gregory Edward

Grange, Jeffrey Todd

Greene, John Frank (III)

Handal, Evelyn Xiomara

Harlin, Amy A

Hillyer, Harvey Jordan (Hi)

Hold, Ronnie Lee (Jr)

Housley, Men Anissa

Huntress, Thomas E

Hutchinson, Omie Louise

Issa, Shadya Sheni

Janzen, Barry Dale

Jensen, David Arnold

Kang. Hyung Jin

Keiper, Janet Louise

Keller, Brenda Grace

Kelley, Anthony Lynn

Kelley, Leta Lucille

Kcyes, Beverly Ann

Kim, David Nam-Young

Kim, Julia Goo Sool

Kim. Mike Myungshik

Knoll. Rebecca Beth

Kolett, Lorrie Ann

Kroll. Peter Brian
Lastine, Craig Lelland
Long, Valerie Lois
Lorren, Joanna L
Lovin, Crysta Mae
Lytle. Elizabeth Ann Inman
Machado, John David
Magee, Lynda Irene
Mann, Guy Edward
Marchant, Lori Ann
Marsa, Robert Lee
Martin, Artemio Allan (II)
McMahon, Mary Margaret
Metzing, Kevin Joseph
Miller, Gayle Marie
Miller, Russell Everett
Miranda, Condrado Steve
Mtichell, Philip E
Moore, Deanna Elizabeth
Morisette, Dallas Todd
Moyer, Gary Dean
Myers, Amanda Beth
Nash, Andrew Charles
Neall. Robert Ronald
Nelson. Karen J Heidinger
Nicholson, Andrea Dawn
Parkhurst, Gregory Eugene
Pettibone, Lori Lynn
Poole, Kathleen Marie
Pratt, Douglas Geletle
Puckett, Bryan Scott
Randolph, Jackie Lynne
Ratliff, Janet Leigh
Ringer, Laurie Nannette
Sasser, Janna Lynn
Scofield, Ann Louise
Sheffield, Amanda Ilene
Skantz, Ingrid Linnea
Song, Danny Yeong
Springeti, Lisa Rene
Starkey, Mary Catheryn
Stewart, John Darin
Stuyvesant, Heather June
Stuyvesant, Valerie Rose
Taylor, Robin Ray
Thompson, Debbie Lynn
Toppenberg, Kevin Scott
Toppenberg, Marcia Dee Giles
Trenchard, Mark Edward
VanSant. Eleanor Louise
Veach, Laura Nicole
Viar, Jeffrey Kip
Werner, Julianne Nicole
Werner, Todd Steven
Wheeling, David Russlyn
Whidden, Bruce Edward
Wilkie, Kathryn Mary Lothian
Williams, Lesly Shawn
Wolcott, Tamara A
Wolf, Denise Renee
Woioten, Rick Lane
Yeager, Jeffrey Norman
Zukovski, Adriane

L

Dean's List
Students Who Carried At
Least 12 Semester Hrs.
with GPA of 3.50-3.74

Alvarez, Karen Marie
Anthony, Delka Linda
Ashton, Ellen Grace
Auge, Tammy Lynn
Austin, Karen Emily
Barkhuizen, Sanmari
Battistone, Rochelle Louise
Belliard. Juan Carlos
Bledsoe, Shea Elaine
Blomeley, Geoffrey Scott
Blount, Calvin Louis (Jr)
Blume, David Allan
Boyd, Cyntia Lou Robinetle
Brandon, Anthony Alfred
Casavant, Jennifer Lydia
Caskey, John Samuel
Cahmpion, DeAnn Kaye
Cirigliano, Anthony John
Collins, Gary Sean
Collson, Tamatha Sharon
Conslanline, Eugene Victor
Covrig. Arthur Bryant
Dailey, Robin Lesette
Dickhaut, Pamela Dell
Dittes, James A

Draper, Sheila Renee'

Elliott, Micheele Lynn

Emde, Bradford Mark

Engel. Julie Lynette

Fluharty, Kelli Dawn

Frett, Darlene Leah

Fuqua, Kimberly Dawn

Gallagher, Richard Louis

Gibson, Tami Michele

Grabinski, Rodney John

Greene. Patricia Jill

Grosswiler. Anna Marie

Hall, Ashley Elizabeth

Hannah, Keely Lynne

Hawkins, Michael Andrew

Healey, Kerri Anne

Henry, Cecelia Claudia

Holcombe. Tonya Lynne

Hunt, Rumiko

Huse, Lawrence Stephen

Huthcinson, Joel Len

Jacko, Kirk Edward

Jensen, Donna Marie

Jones, Jeffrey Scott

Jones, Kristine Lynn

Kendall, Charles N (Jr)

Kim. Chin-Hyung
Korff, Dcirdre
Leavitt, Gregory Arthur
Loeks, Tina Earlene
Madden, Terri Lynn
Mahrle, Craig Edward
Mann, Laura Elain
Mann, Robert Lee (Jr)
Martin, Artemio Robert
Martin, Jennifer Jane
Mathiesen, Patrick M
McCaughan, Cindy Lou
McColpin. Chen Lynn
McConnell, Claudine Janell

Mclntyre. Monica Lynn
McKenney, Jill Orlaine
Miller. Brian J
Moore, Craig Andre
Murdoch, Michael
Montgomery

Naiman, Theodore Samuel
Nash. Jon M
Odell, Melanie Vanessa
Olson, Krisla Luray
Orquia, Carl Michael
Paul, Diane A
Peck, Sheri Kathleene
Peterson. Randal Lewis
Peterson, Robert Laurence
Phillips. Gregory Randal
Pitman, Sean Devere
Piitman, Robert Wayne
Piiiman, Ronald Ray
Raitz, Sandra Ann
Reeves, Craig Anthony
Reid, Danielle Elizabeth
Rilea, Iris Letitia
Ringer, David Benjamin
Robinson, Rebecca Ann
Robinson, Sharlene Ayarma
Rose, Melissa Dawnelle
Rosete. Sharon R
Schwab. Brian David
Scott, Elizabeth j Wentworth
Sermersheim, Tami Lynn
Short, Donald Robert
Simmons. Virginia Lynn
Sinaga, Maya Irene
Singh, Krishna Anjali
Smith. James Lynwood (II)
Smith, Susan Lorena
Snider, Kevin A
Stevens, Erich Marshall
Stevenson. Jo-Anne E
Stewart. Kathleen Marie
Swart, Kimberly Lynn
Tschickardt, Monica Lee
Tyner, Erin Noelle
Valenzuela. Glenn Aaron
VanBeukering. Michael
Villars, Kelly Catherine
Wahto. Robert Warren
Waller. Kimberly Maureen
Weldon, Elizabeth June
Wenzel. Miya Son Soon
White, Haywood Edwin (III)
Williams, Arlene LuAnn
Wolff, Mary Lorena
Wooley, Elisabeth Karen
Wright, Sharon Elspeth
York. Kathleen
Zegarra, Robert Lee
Zinke. David Dwayne
Zmaj, Veronica Sue

The Summer Ministries promotion is over, but if
you didn't have time to sign up for your favorite
camp, you can still pick up an application at the
Chaplain's Office or the Student Center desk.

On the other hand, if you're looking for that
special position or need any other information,
feel free to call.

And thanks to those who did come by... you're
going to have a great summer which ever camp
you chose!

^

Thank You!!!

To all of you who are considering ICC as your
summer home. If you didn't get a chance to
stop by, call fi/like lulcKenzie at (615) 859-1391.

Great opportunities await you!

''What am I
doing with my
sum,m,er?

.?"

omg back lo Camp Kulaqua because it
,. baskoUy it's fun.
But (wjonJ that. I really see it as a great
opportunity to share Christ tmih kids. "

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interest in summer

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if you want to be a part of
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3. Task Force Ministry

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Thanks to those who already joined
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creative and enjoy using your mind come Join us. Help us
give the city of Chattanooga a whole new reality of what
Christ sacrificed for us so long ago. For more information
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From the Archives

'The cold war has melted!" These electrifying words opened the talk of
Elder W. A. Scharffenberg, executive vice-president of the American
Temperance Society, who was guest speaker in chapel on Monday.
November 8. _—

The "war." the students learned, was the beginning of the American
Temperance Society's nation-wide fight against the manufacture and use
of alcoholic beverages. The speaker stated that "given enough rope the

Notices

What is your opinion on tlie new hair policy for men?

II causes confomiiiy; Ihe
faculty should spend iheir
time solving important

-Sheryl Sattertield

They say
-Charlie Diamond

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Volume 45. Number 10

SOUTHERN

ACCENT

Beach Party Photo Feature
Page 6

February i, 1990

On the Boardwalk:

Beach
Party '90

By Allison Mayers

Saturday night, January 20, Southern
College students were able lo leave the
dismal winter weather behind and
experience a taste of summer by at-
tending the annual S.A. beach party
held in the gymnasium.

The students arrived at 10:00 p.m.
decked out in sunglasses, shorts, and
swimsuits. Tans were provided by the
glare of heat lamps.

Plenty of activities kept everyone en-
tertained. The favorite among the stu-
dents seemed to be the dunking booth,
where they got a chance to dunk some
of their favorite faculty like Dean
Rose, Dr. Wohlers, and even the col-
lege's president. Dr. Sahly.

Other activities such as volleyball,
the basketball toss, the baseball throw,
and the photo booth had a steady

. Some chose to

lake it easy in the "giant sandbox,"
complete with loLtnge chairsand
umbrellas.

Many students got the opportunity t»
reveal their amazing by participating i
one of several contests. Bruce Austin
winner of the belly flop contest,

s high tolerance for

Senators study improvements

for Industrial Drive

By Darren Strang

The buildings along Industrial

Drive have been painted and new

The condition of the pavement

signs and street numbers have

on Industrial Drive has been a

been put on each one.

major concern, especially to

Another project has been staried

village students who use the road

behind the So-Ju-Conian Hall.

vinually every day of the week.

You may have noticed some fresh

Many of the students, faculty, and

digging at for a new parking lot for

alumni have voiced their concern.

religion professors and their

When is the road going to be

secretaries.

repaired?

Another parking lot with two

Some students raised this

rows of parking will be placed

question in a recent senate meet-

below that for the students. These

ing and many senators voiced

lots will more than double the

agreement that there was a

amount of parking spaces in that

problem. By the end of the

area.

meeting, a three-man committee

Another project is the implemen-

consisting of Danen Strang.

tation of gas heating m some of the

Kenneth Neal, and Heather

buildings along Industrial Drive,

Williams was fonned to pursue

and some of the road will have to

this issue.

be dug up to place the pipes.

After some study, the committee

Mr. Lacey wants to be sure that

found that Mr. Lacey. the head of

no digging will have to be done

the Grounds Department, has a

after the road is paved. He also

plan for Industrial Drive and an

plans to put in large pipe sleeves

appointment was made with him

so that other things can be pushed

to discuss iL

through later if needed.

In our meeting Lacey showed us

He has not received word yet as

several projects related to the re-

to which buildings will get the gas

construction of Industrial Drive.

■

...IndusrinIConl.onp.2

pain; while Michelle Fried displayed
her awesome Rexibiliiy and won the

The lip sync contest, which was the
I high point of the evening, featured im-
personations of Phil Collins, Richard
Marx, and Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Finil prize went to Kyle Tomer and

Super

Party,

Boring

Bowl

By Daryl Cole

Yells and shouts filled
Brock Hall's classroom
147, while the other side of
campus, students cheered in
the Student Center. Both

modated about 100 people
for the Student Association
Super Bowl Party on Janu-
ary 28.

Originally. S.A officers
planned for the pany to be
just in the Student Center.
But because of cable problems, the
party moved lo Brock Hall. Shortly
.the cable company fixed ih
the Student Center, and

friends for their impersonation of
Louis Armstrong singing "What a
Wonderful World."

The Beach Party, according to Deana
Malek, "was the absolute, most
incredible time I've ever had at
Southern College."

Center revelers only got ice cream.

Ken Stonebrook received an offic

NFL football for the closest guess o

the final score. Harvey Hillycr. the

the party started there.

The party in Brock Hall was
complete with drinks, candy, popcom.
and ice cream. Unfortunately, most of
the refreshments ran out before anyone
from the Student Center party could
enjoy ihem, therefoie the Student

everyone had a ball.

At the end, excited 49er fans and
disappointed Bronco fans left, taking
with them left-over, melted ice cream
in hopes that it would freeze again.
And so ended Super Bowl XXIV.

Basketball: bringing out the worst in the best of us?

By John Caskey

"Everyone must submit himself to
the governing auttiorilies, for there is
no authority except thai which God has
established. The authorities thai exist
have been established by God. Conse-
quently, he who rebels against the
authority is rebelling against what God
has instituted, and those who do so will
bring judgment on themselves. For
rulers hold no [error for those who do
right, but for those who do wrong. Do
you want to be free from fear of the
one in authority? Then do what is
right and he will commend you. For .
he is God's servant to do you good.
But if you do wrong, be airaid, for he
does not bear the sword for nothing.
He is God's servant, an agent of wrath
to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.
Therefore, it is necessary to submit to
eof

e punishment but a

-Romans 8:1-5

It's Basketball Season here on the
campus of Southern College, and
while the passage I quoted from
Romans was clearly not intended for
use in an intramural basketball
program. I think it should be applied to
us anyway.

TTiere seems to be a lot of hatred
and discontent welling up out there on
the hardwood floor. I think that it's
about titne that we put and end to it
once and for all. We started it after
all. and therefore, we can stop it.

It*s just a stupid game, guys.

No one from Southern College is
ever going to make a living playing
basketball. So. why do we try to make
intramural basketball such a Ufe or
death struggle? Three weeks after
basketball season ends, very few
people will be able to remember who
won or lost or fouled out or fouled up.
But if you consistently act like a jerk
out on the court, the Big Ref may see
fit to lay a MAJOR technical on you

Assodate Editor

Laurie Ringer

Contributing
Editors

Pamela Draper
Sheila Draper

Photo Editor

Sean Terretta

Additional
Photography

Kenny Zill
Geoffrey Church

Proofreading

Monique Tou/nsend

Lifestyle Editor

Adrienne Cox

Sports Editor

Jim King

Religion Edtior

Andy Nash

Layout Editor
Graphic Art

Daniel Potter

Advisor

Stan Hobbs

Word Processing

Heather Wise
Member of the Associated Collegiate Press

Colteg=orSe.tnU.'-dlj

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day durins th. «*■»!

AdvMlisl church, or the aayertisen.

spa« and daritj. Al< 1

tiers must liavc the wriicr'i oaTne aitd ohone

^ -Uhcmgh n=m« ma, bt «[,hheld a. iht

tor ttatnis the right lo reject uny ktler. The

to: Soulhcm Colkgt,

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and throw you out of the Cosmic
Game. Permanently. That, my
friends, is a life or death struggle.

Far be it from me to assume a
holier than thou attitude on this issue.
i am one of the offenders. I freely
admit it. I was worse last year. I will
be better in the next game.

I challenge every player and
every ref and Jaecks and Evans and
the spectators and the people who
don't care about basketball at all (but
just happen to be wandering around
in the gym) to follow this simple

"If you don't have sometbing
kind or beneficial or good to say
then keep your moutb shut"

Don't try to call the game for the
refs. Don't clap or cheer when the
refs make a call against the
team. Don't bellyache and
groan when they make a call against
your team. Congratulate your

1 and the guys on the other
■ when they make a good play.

When in doubt, shut up.

If everybody involved in the
intramural program can't do this, then i
suggest that we abolish the program
entirely.

think a little healthy competition on the
playing field is good for the human soul.
But. the spirit of "win at all costs" and
'I'm better than you" and "the ref is
biased against me" and "your ugly and
your momma dresses you funny" does
not have a place on a "Christian"

We all need to sit down and have a
long hard think about our priorities from
time to lime. If after doing so you find
that your first priority is to win an
intramural basketball then you don't
belong here on the campus of Southern
College of Seventh-day Adventists,

Rule your desires lest
your desires rule you.

Letter to
the Editor

Dear Editor.

I was reading through the recent
edition of the "Accent" when I
came to the veiwpoinl section
("What do you think of the new
hair policy for men?"). I was
greatly distressed at this question.

1 would like to personally thank
the deans of Talge Hall and all
others responsible for this new rule
Thanks to you our fine, young men
V look like pre-pubescent

guys (

. Nobody h

Why all of the fuss about hairstyles^'
If Jesus walked on our campus, would
the Deans make him cut his hair?

Stop worrying about the guys' hair
and start worrying about more important
things like whether they are getting a
good education. After all. are we here
for an education or a hair grooming
lesson? We are paying for a career — not
a haircut!

i have a friend (who shall remain
unidentified to protect his hair's
- length) that I will call "John". John
has hair a little past his collar, but it
IS neatly groomed and looks good

forced to have those locks re-
moved, he will look like a little kid
Thanks!

I have another friend. Let's call
him "Fred", Fred used to have hair
the same length. He had to get his
cui and does qqi look the same.
Thanks again!

1 say that if a guy wants to have

power to him. as long as it's kept
neat and not a rat's nest. Some
guys just look better with longer
hair. So many times in high school

Why are they being told to cut
their hair all of the sudden? Why
not at the beeinnin^ of last semes-
ter?

1 agree with the viewpoints of il
Mudents. Hair does not affect aca
demic progress and it should be tl

...Industrial

Contfromp.i

These are just a few of the
projects that Lacey has on his
overall plan for Industrial IDrive.

Many things must be considered
with a problem like Industrial
Drive, the main thing to remem-
ber is that these projects lake time.
As Mr. Lacey said. "If you want to
waste money, gel in a hurry." To
gel a quality job at a good price,
one must accept delays.

One such barrier is getting some
buried communciation cables
located low enough to build the
parking lot over them. This and
other problems make it impossible
to set deadlines or dates for the
completion of Industrial Drive.
No one knows how many more
glitches will have to be dealt with.
"We just have to confront the
obstacles as they come," said Mr.

Although it may take a while, the
improvements should be well
worth the wait, and all will be
happy to know that action is being
taken on Industrial Drive.

College Bowl

kicks off, more

exciting than

the SuperBowl

By Amy Beckwarth

The questions come rapidly. "Name
the legendary South American city ol
stupendous riches sought by the
Spanish Conquisiadores." Buzzzz/
■'El Dorado!"

What appears to be entertainment to
ihe onlookers is really quite strenuous
for the players. What is the cause of all
this excitement? The College Bowl!

The seventh annua! college bowl
L-ommenced on January 22. In the first
round the teams ofBen Keppler and
Robert Marsa battled. Marsa was vie-

This was the first game of many in
the college bowl tournament. The
hack of the cafeteria was packed with
students hoping to see their friends in

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possible to win points for their
points at the end of the round i;

winner. The champion l£

double elimir

determined during chapel on March I

Dean Hobbs organizes the bowl, and

he, along with Drs. McAnhur. Haluska
and Woolsey are the moderators.

Everyone is invited to come see "the
annual battle of the minds" this

Careers in the Church, opportunities nnoney can't buy

By Julie Jacobs

Working for the church means
doing Ihe same kind of job you
could do elsewhere but receiving a
lower wage for It, according to
Dean Kinsey, Alumni Director.
One does not work in our church
for the size of the paycheck

Richard Erickson of the business
department, used to work as a
financial manager for a major
industry. Although he took a de-
duction in pay lo work for Southern
College, he found that he enjoyed
this working environment much
better. "I sure appreciate asmoke-

free working area," said Erickson.
Now Erickson finds he now has
something in common with his
colleagues, whereas he used lo
have difficulty relating to his
working partners.

"My enjoyment of the work en-
vironment and job helps me cope
with the discrepancy in my sal-
ary", said Jeanette Siepanske of
the education department. She
continued by saying that sharing i

for money or fame and are content
with the rewards of working for
God. "I've worked for the church
all my life, said K.R. Davis,
director of testing and counseling.
"I've always had a roof over my
head and bread on the table."
Jeanne Davis, K.R.'s wife and sec-
retary to Ihe president, added,
"We've never gone wanting and

have always had our needs sup-
plied, plus much, much more."

Although offered other jobs
outside of the church. Dean Kinsey
has never worked outside the
church. "When I believe that
something is right, I want lo be a
part of it, and 1 am willing to spend
my energy to perpetuate it."

n goal a

1 phi-

losophy with colleagues makes a
job much more rewarding.
Some people do not feel the n

Century II scholarship
fund growing

By Melissa L. Farrow

The Century II scholarship endow-
ment began a couple of years ago to
benefit incoming freshmen and needy
students. In December 1989, one of
the biggest portions of the money to
date was raised and added to the ten
million dollar goal. It began with a
challenge to Southern College board*
members from a group of anonymous
families. The challenge had two parts,

I ) The board members would give

S500,0

cash to the endowment
p of families would match

give a total of S500.IXH) in cash by De-
cember31. 1989 and the group of
families would contribute $90.IK)0 in a
span of two years.

Pan two of the challenge was
successfully met by the proposed date

with a 100% participation from all
board members. Part one is still in
progress with a total of $362,452 given
by the board. When this challenge is
complete, it will have added
$2,400,000 to the fund, giving a grand
total of approximately $7,000,000 in

All donations are invested according
to conference guidelines and the
interest in tum is given as scholarships.
"We can't give what is expected from
this project until our goal is reached,
for obvious reasons," said Jack
McClarty. head of development. "We
have to invest at the current percentage
rate and then wail a year to gain the
interest. More money invested means
more money for scholarships."

The goal is set for 1992, which will
mark the centennial of the college's
founding.

Students "reach out and

touch" Alumni in phone-athon

By Gina Mclntyre

half of the Alumni being home.

This may seem a palny sum for

Three cheers for students

eight students, but funds are only

working evenings in the Alumni/

one of the requests. Address

Public Relations offices for Ihe

changes, interesting facts for

Alumni Association's phone-

athon. which began on January 14;

tidbits of information are sought

they are raising funds with record

as well. Kinsey. in a quick

progress. Students work five

reminder, said, "Our goal is nol

nights a week from 7-10 p.m.. call-

just raising money. Fund raising

ing alumni across the nation to

friend raising are the objectives."

secure donations for the "Alumni

Jeff Lemon and Janenc Burdick

Loyalty Fund." which will be used

supervise and tabulate the funds.

for scholarships and classroom/lab

Lemon states, "It's a real employ-

equipment.

ment opportunity that most people

Dean Kinsey. associate vice

don't realize exists. Everyone ^

president of Alumni/Public

gets a percentage of the pledges

Relations, projects the goal for the

they secure, You also get bonuses

four-month drive at $200,000 The

for attendance, plus an hourly

campaign ends in April, but the

wage. The hourly wage goes on

goal is not unrealistic. Last year.

your bill, but a lot of money goes

the phone-athon exceeded the goal

straight into your pocket. [This is

ofSI80.OOObySI5.000.

an] opportunity for Public

Students employed on this drive

Relations majors. It's great to put

are trained in one night and begin

on your resume."

work the night after. According to'

Kinsey. eight students average

eighteen calls an hour, with only

Sahly: a

man on

the move

By Jonathan Malloch

Not many people realize
exaclly what being the Presi-
dent of Southern College in-
volves. Just glance at his
calendar and one would easily
see that Dr. Don Sahly is
indeed a national man.
Appoinimenis from Florida to
California, France, Germany
and Spain keep our presideni
on the move.

Last weekend alone was
undoubtedly a long and busy
one. On Thursday morning.
January 25, Dr. Sahly met with
the Board of Florida Hospital.
He has served as a member of

1986. Thursday afternoon and
Friday he met his appointment
with the Sunbelt to discuss a
"Conference on Mission." On
Saturday, Dr. Sahly was the
guest speaker at ihe Cress Me-
morial Seventh-day Adventist
Church in Orlando. The next
day, he spoke at a brunch for
Southern College alumni in the
Orlando area. He concluded
his weekend at Madison
Academy, near Nashville, on
Monday. But, "It's not always
that busy," Dr. Sahly said.

Later ihis year. Dr. Sahly
will be leaving the country and
heading for France, Germany,
and Spain. He is a member of
Advenlisi Colleges Abroad

the problems they face
overseas, and work on possible
improvement He will also be
meeting with faculty and
administration of these
colleges discussing problems
and improvements they feel
need woik. THe last weekend
in Germany will be spent as a
guest speaker at the American
Servicemen's Conference.

"Is.
boards ai

Sahly.

area that he is involved in. "1
spend five days a year solicit-
ing donations from various
businesses for the Tennessee
Foundation for Independent
Colleges. In return they give
Southern College a 525,000.00

Although it seems like
much more. Dr. Sahly says.
"I'm only gone 25% of the
time. It's my job to represent
this institution, to build
confidence in the institution "

Henning completes
masters program

journalism at Southern
College of Seventh-
day Adveniists. re-
cently completed a
master's degree in

Central Florida in
Orlando.

His thesis, '■Chureh
Advertising: Views on
Appropriateness Held
by Clergy and the
General Public-
compared the altitudes
held by clergy and the
general public toward
church involvement in

Concerto Concert
scheduled

By Doris Burdick

Five student soloists from area high
schools and colleges will be featured
at the Southern College Symphony Or-
chestra's annual Concerto Concert
Friday, February 16. The program
will begin at 8 p.m. in the Coltegedale
Seventh-day Adventist Church.

"This will be a very exciting
program with outstanding soloists
playing a variety of fine Baroque,
Classical, and Romantic music,"
predicts Orio Gilbert, symphony
conductor.

The Southern College Symphony
Orchestra will accompany these gifted
high school and college student who
auditioned for their solo positions.

Ellen Ashton, sophomore violin
major at Southern College, will be

performing '

by Gla-

Andy Hong, junior at Baylor High
school, will be performing, "Concerto
No. 2 for Cello," by B. Romberg.

Sheri Peck, sophomore violin
major at southern College, will be
performing, "Conceno No. 2 in E
Major," by Bach.

Lynda Magee will be performing,
"Fantaisie Dialogue," by L. Boellmann
for Organ and Orchestra. She is an
organ major at Southern College.

Tim Evans, a senior piano major
from Bryan College, will be perform-
ing, "Liszt Conceno No. 1 for Piano
and Orchestra."

The public is invited to attend this
special concert performance free of
charge. For more information call the
Music Depanment at 238-:

advertisement. Henning's research re-
vealed a more open response from the
genera! public than from clergy toward
general church advenising.

Henning gave an oral defen.se of his
thesis over the phone to a committee
of three professors at the University of
Central Florida in early December. He
graduated on December 16.

Before joining the journalism staff ai
Southern College in 1989. Henning
was the Communications Director for
the Florida Conference of Seventh-day
Adventists. Prior to that, he pastored
the Leesburg and Belleview SDA
churches in Florida.

Henning completed his M.Div. ai
Andrews University in Berrien
Springs, Mich. He and his wife, Linda
Hanson Henning, have two children.

Gil: helping
students help
themselves

The Center for Individualized
Instruction, or CII, was opened at
Southern College this school year
especially for students needing
extra help with their college
classes.

Sponsored by the Education
Department, the Cn offers tutors
throughout the day in math and
English. If students need tutoring
in other classes, the CII will try to
arrange for this additional help.

The Cn is located on the
second floor of the library and is
open on Mondays and Wednes-
days, 11:00 a.m. until 9:30 p.m.;
Tuesdays and Thursdays, 9:00
a.m. until 9:30 p.m.; and on
Sundays, 2:00 p.m. until 9:30 p.m.
During diese times, students may
stop by or set up appointments
before coming.

Presently there are 17 regular
tutors working on alternating

So far, attendance at the
Center has been very regular and
the director, Dr. Carol Haynes. is
excited about future plans for CII.
One plan is to initiate a student
survival course designed to help
students who are new to college or
who are on academic probation.
The program would include topics
like time management skills and
better study skills which would
help students adapt to college
studies and die discipline it lake--
to pass them.

The Center for Individualized
Instruction is specifically designed
to help students help themselves
and is a beneficial additive to a
student's college curriculum.

Expect the Unexpected in the

All-New 119th Edition of Ringling

Bros, and Barnum & Bailey

Circus

Handsome hotdog skiers zoom
perilously down a four-slory-high
indoor ski slope, throwing caution
10 the wind and executing danger-
ous flips and twists. A super-
charged, roller-skating trio twirls
and spins at breakneck speed.
Beautiful wonnen maneuver scores
of shining hula hoops from head to
toe. Golden statues come to life
before your very eyes. You've
come to expect the unexpected at
The Greatest Show On Earth, and
this year, audiences are treated to
unending surprises when the all-
new 199lh Edition of Ringling Bros,
and Bamum & Bailey Circus comes
to the UTC Arena on February 22-
25. 1990.

Among the many unique acts
brought together from all comers of
the globe are four young men from
British Columbia who comprise The
Royal Canadian Aerial Ski Squad-

ics— is the hottest new spon in the
world and was previewed recently
at the 1988 Olympics. Now, these
thrill-seekers bring their own
power-packed, daring skiing
spectacle to The Greatest Show On
Earth for the first time ever.

For a spicy twist of new excite-
ment, the 1 1 9th Edition features a rare
three-ring display of whirling roller
skaters and twirling hula hoopers. The
Willers from England rock the
audience as they spin around at
dizzying speeds, performing round-
robin roller-skating hijinks atop a
roller-skating platform no larger than a
dining room table. Twirling simulta-
neously, the beautiful hula hoop spe-
cialists Marie Perry and Dessi
Kehaiova dazzle audiences with their
championship skill.

Art comes to life as the perfectly-
matched Living Statues display the
power and flexibility of incredible
acrobatic movements in lime. Danger
permeates the air as The Ayak Broth-
ers perform a heart- stopping aerial
display high above the arena floor.
And for the first time anywhere.

female trapeze arti
hilarious harlequir

fuld

lults. Hordes of
, a bevy of beauti-
)us pachyderms
e all pan of

1 acrobats a
this shimmering spectacle.

The all-new 11 9th Edition of
Ringhng Bros, and Bamum & Bailey
Circus pays tribute to the man who in
the past 20 years performed for more

fomier living or dead. Now is your
last chance to see the legendary
Gunther Gebel-Williams display his
mastery of training wild Siberian and

mammoth elephants. For
2t information call the UTC
na Box Office at 615/266-7469.

New books recommended by
McKee librarian

By A. Lee Bennett Jr.

The month of February brings iwc
new books to the McKee Library. Li-
brary director Peg Bennett n
s Thunder Gods and G_eJ^

relates absorbing courtroom dramas
from his personal experiences in his
book. Bennett says that he gives
"lively, often touching... glimpses of
his clients and courtroom proceed-

n reading al

Midnight madness strikes
Thatcher residents

By Tammie D. Menlzel

The film "Yours, Mine, and Ours,"
starring Lucille Ball and Henry Fond
in a Brady Bunch type comedy, was
January 27 in Thatcher H
fu-st midnight n
The story focused on a widow (Ball)
with eight children and a widower
(Fonda) with ten. During tf

BEACH PARTY!

Just\toever7collegestudent
needs:Aroommateffiiatcoote.

Introducing tlie new B.M.O.C.-the big-
gest Macintosh on campus:

The Macintosh' D computer. It's the per-
fea roommate for power hun^studenls
who do high speed computing, video pro-

Made with an open configuration that
allows for special purpose boards,theMac'n
is the fastest, best performing Macintosh

ever built Vet with ail its sophistication, it
stOl has the same point-and-c!ick simplicity
that Macintosh has become famous for.

Which means, of course, the Macintosh D
and you wiO be the perfect roommates:

it cooks. And )du dean up.

The pou-er to be >our best"

Jesus said, "Do
you truly love

me?" . . . "Take

CARE of my

sheep."

John 21:16 NIV

'Setting our Sights on the Saviour"

COLLEGIATE ADVENTISTS REACHING EVERYONE

What are you laughing at?

By Andrew C. Nasli

An American family huddles in
front of the lelevision lo watch an "I
Love Lucy" episode....

Two Mexican boys sit on a split-rail
fence and exchange their favorite

A foursome of Japanese golfers
watch in amazement as a misguided
ball careens off several trees and lands
in a pond, driving away a flock of
angry ducks....

The class klutz, attempts to do a
from handspring during recess, but she
over-rotates and lands on her jaw.
Jeannie is unhun until stie looks up to
see the reaction of her "friends"...,

These situations do not have much
in common, except that each will be
followed by a high degree of laughter.
Laughter is universal, and it sounds the
same in every part of the worid. We
choose lo laugh. No one can force us
to laugh (an honest laugh). Laughter
often goes hand-in-hand with happi-
ness, but not always.

The gift of laughter was given to us
by God for the purpose of bringing
.. To laugh

distresses of the world. Most of us
enjoy humorous things such as the
comics in a newspaper and the sight of
playful puppies rolling around in the
grass. To laugh means to break down
barriers and replace them with friends.
Who can reach a group of first graders

more effectively — the president of
Disney World or Goofy? Laughter can
mend, delight, and uplift.

However, laughter also has the
power to cause a great deal of pain,
more aptly tenned mocking or ridicule.
this type of laughter can hurt feelings
and destroy self-esteem.

Several years ago in a small town in
Minnesota, a twelve -year-old boy
hobbled off the bus (he had broken his
ankle and was on cmtches) for his first
day of junior high school. As he made
his way up the rain-soaked sidewalk,
he was excited about his initial taste of
seventh grade. But, when he walked
through the huge double doors, his
crutches gave way to the slippery tile
floor.... The next thing he knew he
was sprawled out in front of "millions"
of hysterical ninth graders.

No one offered to help me up, and I
will never forget that feeling of embar-

Laughier is a weapon that has been
around for along lime. All but eight
people on this earth mocked the flood
warnings of Noah, but in the end. the
disbelievers were sorry— they laughed
themselves to death.

As we continue to laugh at the jokes,
comical characters, and unexpected
happenings of our lives, may we also
remember to laugh at others as we
would have ihem laugh at us.

Ascending Pravers

Special prayer
needs? Let others
on campus pray with
you.

Tiirn in your
prayer requests to the
C.A.R.E. office for
printing in this box of
the next Accent.

On Friday.
February 2 at 8;00
for vespers,
C.A.R.E. ministries
will be sponsoring a
special program
that will prove to be

unique vespers pro-
grams of the year.
Curt Cloniger will
be performing a one
man theatrical

Cun Cloniger re-
theatre and commu-

STRAIGHT TO IHE IJEART »" i^i""-

'" ~~ " " medium. Clo

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 2 realizes that \

VESPERS in an enterlaii

8 P.M. centered society,

and believes there
a great need for quality entertainment that also presents the truth of God's iove.

While here Cloniger wil! be performing for the Collegedaie Academy and
holding a workshop for the Destiny Drama Company.

BehoW the

Lamb

reknowned Christian

The day
cloudy as Christ hung
in anguish on iht
dying to redeem

iri)mg the Miracle, tl
MessMh Jesus Christ. Prcmieringai
Southern College, this Easier produc-
tion features the music of Amy Grant.
MichdLl W, Smith, Steve Green and

you are interested in lending yo"5_^""'
and talent, please call either H
after 10:00 p.m. or the C.A.R

Bud the Hamster defies death

By DAVID STEVES
©Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/
Apple College Information Network

SALEM. Ore. — Cats may n

elhe

withn

Take Bud the Hamsier.

Bud defied death last week, to the
delight of his 6-year-old owner, when
he survived a night in the family food

"I thoughl he would go up lo
heaven, and my mom would buy me a
new one," Bradley Snoddy of Salem

Bradley and his mother. Mary
Ann Snoddy, were certain Bud was
spending his last days on a death bed
of wood chips in the comer of the
cage. Bud was 4-years-old, far beyond
the average life expectancy for a
hamster, which is 1 1/2 to 2 years.

Snoddy and her son were looking
for a way to put Bud out of his misery.
She called a Salem pet store and was
advised to put the sickly hamster in the
freezer, where he would "fall asleep

freezer.

"We had a very rough night. A
were totally devastated. My son w
tears all night," she recalled.

But Bud refused to lay down and

The rodent chewed his way out of
the paper bag. The would-be death
chamber became an arctic all-you-can
eat smorgasbord for Bud, who spent
the night munching on frozen hash
browns and a brick-hard loaf of bread.

The next morning, Snoddy

eup.

"I thought that was the best way to
dispose of an animal without causing
any suffering," she said, describing
how she bundled Bud up in cloth
Wednesday night, putting him in a
paper bag and placing him in the

dispose of Bud's body.

"I opened the freezer door, and
flop, onto the floor fell the hamsier. He
sat up on his hind legs, and looked at
me like "why did you do this to me?' "

Since then. Bud has had a new
lease on life. In fact, he even has a new
exercise wheel. "He's just fine. Just
the regular, normal hamster that we
had before," Snoddy said.

Salem veterinarian Stephanie
Hazen said Snoddy got bum advice on

"You can't kill animals putting
them in a freezer. They live and live
for days," she said.

Because it is a slow, often painful
death, she recommended instead that
people take dying animals to the
Humane Society to have them
euthanized painlessly.

Calaveras County contest threatened by mega-frogs

By BARBARA WIIXOX
©Copyright 1990. USA
TODAYIApple College Information
Network.
ANGELS CAMP, Calif —
This, folks are saying, is war. How
daie anyone bring in foreign competi-
tion for an inherently American
contest?

The Calaveras County
Jumping Frog Jubilee since 1928 has
commemorated the Mark Twain short
story "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of
Calaveras County," in which a
shiftless stranger bets locals that his

iiragc p

Seattle animal trader Andy Koffman i;

ninglt

sby

entering 10 1

frogs imported from Africa,

Koffman hopes to break the
world's frog-jump record and win a
S1.500 prize — but more important, he
says. "It is the destiny of these frogs to

Fair officials fear the Goliath
frogs — which can be three feet long
and weigh 8 pounds — not only will
outjump common bullfrogs but also

the popular event.

Virtually all entrants have
been California bullfrogs, with Ihe
biggest about a pound, said interim
county fair manager Diane Baumann.

Koffman said his superirogs
can leap as much as 20 feet in a single
bound. The record is 2 1 feet 5 inches
in three Jumps by Rosie the Ribbiter in
1986.

Fair officials have not yet
accepted Koffman's entry for Ihe May
17-20 jump. The nine-member board

issue, "probably in executive (closed)
session due to the possibility of
litigation," said Baumann.

Baumann said at least one
frog jockey has complained that the
Goliath frogs could be unfair competi-
tion, and others arc concerned.

■They think it's an unequal
contest," Baumann said. "And if those
frogs can jump as far as Andy says
they'll jump, one of them could land in
the middle of the crowd and hit
somebody."

Basketball season in full
swing at Southern

k3ofSC'sBasket-
;am in each divisio
d undefeated. That changed
Monday night when King of A League
fell 10 Gay. and B Leagi
was defeated by Geiiys.

Maihis. in the women's division,
siill holds on to ils perfect record as of of
this writing.

In AA Mckenzie
undefealed team at this time with a 5-0 This
. It's been 15 years
u through the

McKenzic pull il
off this year?

Johnson,
widely thought to
be 3 major il
lo McKenzie's
hope for a perfect

IS challenge
Tuesday night in
the form of

program
offered

Fitness, ihe craze of the '80s, is
moving inio the 'gOs. and Souihera is
moving along with it

Beginning next fall Ihe Health.
Physical Education and Recreaiion De-
partments will be offering a four-year
Bachelor of Science degree in Corpo-
rate/Community Wellness Manage-
ment. "One of the main reasons
wellness programs are being initialed
is economics," said Dr. Phil Carver,
Department Chairman. "With the ad-
minisiraiion of these programs, corpo-
rations are finding iha
drop and productivity
result of fewer absentee days,"

Previously, students haven't had a
vehicle to gel into this field. The
Physical Education degree required
students to take unnecessary courses
and the Health Science degree basi-
cally prepared students for graduate

Basketball Standings

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Faculty

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(1-

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2) He pardoned Nixon

3) The second wife of Henry VIU. mother of Elizabeth I.

4) He said, "I'll huff, and Til puff, and I'll blow your house down.

5) An ancient Greek mathematician; the founder of the study of Geometry.

Last Times Answers:

1) Walt Whitman

2) Eiffel Tower

3) Mary Baker Eddy

4) Falkland Islands

5) Poverty

Last Times Winners:

1) Melanie Sanders

2) Craig Mahrle

3) Travis Barefoot

4) Dallas Scott

5) David Koliadko

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families, significant others ai

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Lunch with the
President

The Senate Stu-
dent-Faculty Rela-
tions Committee is
sponsoring a new
program this se-
mester. "Lunch
with the President"
is an effort to in-
crease communica-
tion between stu-
dents and the ad-

ministration. Sev-
eral days this se-
mester. Dr. Sahly
will eat his lunch in
the back of the
cafeteria, where he
will gladly address
any questions,
complements, or
complaints about
school policy.

Program dates:

February 14

February 21

February 28

April 4

From the Archives

January 14, 1949

Sunday moming-it's amazing how many activites go

on in Lynn Wood Hall on Sunday. Soon after the seven

o'clock whistle sounds, Mr. Harter is busy recruiting

the boys in cleaning up the building. In no time at all

one can hear some enthusiastic musician practicing an

organ lesson, chairs being moved about, a telephone

ringing and the clicking of typewriters in offices

upstairs and down.

Notices

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COLLEGE REP WANTED to disiribule "Student Rale" subscription

cards ai this campus. Good income. For informalion and application

write lo: COLLEGIATE MARKETING SERVICES. 303 W. Cenler

Ave. Moorcsville. NO 281 15- 704/663-0963.

Austin Pcay State University is offering scholarships in reading
music for qualified black students who plan graduate programs in t
fields. The Vice President for Academic Administration has applic.
forms. Applicants must be residents of Tennessee.

"What would be the perfect Valentine's gift to you?"

A fishing liip for tv

voanda

A trip 10 Hawaii with

To bw Abk- 10 beji

A dozen red rose;.

girlfriend who wea

re red

someone speciaJ.

Siephanie m racine

Mr. Rigbl.

cowboy bools.

-Michael Orguia

through A[lan[a,

-Janesta Bryant

-Jon Elliston

-Jeff Gang

A moonlighi picnic for i
by a lake.
-Healher English

Upcoming Events

Saturday. February 3

Tuesday. Fehmary fi

Evening Meeting, Dave
Osborne 7:00 p.m. Church

Wednesday. February 7

Friday. February 9
Vespers. Dave Osborne

Saturday. February 1(1

SA Valentine's Banquet
Tuesday. February 1 T

Wednesday. February 14

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Speeches 1 1 :00 a.m.
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Volume 45, Number 1 1

A Knight

of
Chivalry

The campus of Southern
College was strangely quiet last
Sunday nighl. The Student Center and
Library were vinuaJly abandoned. The
parking lots, usually filled to capacity
with illegally parked vehicles, sat
empty. Happy Valley rested in
peaceful seclusion.

High atop Lookout Mounlian.
the scene was very different.

There, at the Fairyland Club.
scene of the annual SA Valentine's
Banquet, over 150 SC couples had
crowded into a large banquet hall for

The couples were decked
lanner of finery. Many of
orled tuxedoes, while theii
'Ore elegant evening gown
nood prevailed. They wer

February 15, 1990

pointed.

Upon their
the couples were inv
pictures taken

event. Then, after much socializing
and general milling about.

The buffet style meal con si ted
of salad, lasagna. broccoli and another
tubular pasta substance, identified by
some as Ziti which, according to
Laurie Ringer was, "good, but not

warm enough for my taste." After
dinner, the entertainment portion of the
evening began.

After a bit of unexpected
sword play between Harvey Hillyer
and Daryl Cole, the Master of Ceremo-
nies. E.O.Grundsei,
rest of the evening's

Kaihy Stewart and David
Koliadko sang first. Next, there we
Shakespearian readings and an
anachronistic musical number by a
group called the Jesuits.

and sending part of its contents on to
Andrea Nicholson's dress. Daryl Cole
said that he 'spotted' Andrea's
pr^icament inmeadiacely and rushed
to her rescue keeping the the banquet's
theme: "A Knight of Chivalry."

eoflf

provided
subdued lighting in the hall, he
track of one of the rubber balls
juggling. It promptly bounced
the nearest table upseting a gla;

Duett

College B

The 1990 College Bowl

owl action

the director of College Bowl, two

heats up

of the pre-season favorites, will

season is now well under way.

matches have never been decided by

attempt to maintain its perfect

After Monday's matches, only six

foreit on the same day in College Bowl

record against upstan King. Marsa

of the 12 original teams remain in

history. Keeping with tradition,

has yet to be seriously challenged

the competition. Moreland has

Springett and Moody, the teams which

in the competition. King has been

been eliminated. Keppler fell, after

advanced by default, played anyway

consistani, but unspectacular in its

a valiant struggle, to Nelson who

against a team selected from the

two previous wins.

was subsequently crushed by

audience. The Ad Hoc team won both

The second game between

Moody 260 to 100.

games.

DeCarmo and Grange, both highly

Mark McKenzie ran up the

While the Accent is at the

ranked at the onset of the season.

white flag on Wednesday. February

press on Wednesday evening, two

promises to be the best game to

7. as his team fell to Eklund

crucial matches will be decided

date. DeCarmo struggled early in

On Monday both Eklund

amongst the four teams which remain

its game against McKenzie but

and Suddeth were eliminated by

undefeated.

finished strong and later swept to

forfeit. According to Stan Hobbs.

[n the first game, Marsa, one

College Bowl . . . com nn p. 7

evening was the prefomiance by Bob
Martin's band. They played several
coniempary love songs featuring Bob's
widely acclaimed saxaphone.

This brought an end to the

However, many couples lingered
outside on the terrace where a nearly
full moon, a starry sky and Ihe lights of
Chattanooga far below lent a romantic

SA election
drive gets
underway

The election drive for 1990-
91 Student Association officers is
under way. Campaign posters began
popping up all over campus last
Monday as the candidates started
trying to woo voters.

The original deadline for
submidng petitions for candidacy was
extended from February 6 to February
12 for the offices of Southern Memo-
ries Editor, Joker Editor, and Straw-
berry Festival Director since these

The few, the brave, the candidates

By John Caskey

"If we take the generally
accepted definition of bravery as
a quality which knows no fear, I
have never seen a brave man.
All men are frightened. The
more intelligent they are. the
more they are frightened."

— George S. Patton. Jr.

This is a salute to the
brave men and women who
have stepped forward in the past
weeks and volunteered to run
for Student Association offices.

These people are brave
because they have faced their
fear of failure and rejection and
decided to take the risk. They
have placed fragile human egos
in the path of the juggernaut of
public opinion because they feel
that their efforts can make a
difference in the lives of fellow

Student Association
offices are almost universally
difficult, thankless and under-
paid positions. They involve
long hours, neglect of all-
important school work and
constant c

Thomas Jefferson said,
"When a man assumes a public
trust, he should consider
himself public property." The
public seems to take great care
in the way they select their
property. Once they have
selected it, they should treat it
with the care and respect it
deserves.

In all contests there
must be winners and losers.
The losers will get over the
"agony of defeat" in due
course. The plight of the win-
ners will be more prolonged
and agonizing. I passed

Harvey Hillyer, this years Social
Vice-President, on the sidewalk
the other day and said, half jok-
ingly, "Are you glad it's almost

"I can't wait", he replied,
I find myself in complete
agreement.

The SA election process
is an important responsibility for
each and every student here at
Southern College, but the respon-
sibility does not end once the
ballots are cast and tallied. If
your SA officers are to be effec-
tive, they will need your support
j'ear round.

"With malice toward none; with charity for all; with firmness In the right as God

gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in."

"Abraham Lincoln

Associate Editor

Laurie Ringer

Contributing
Editors

Pamela Draper
Sheila Draper

Photo Editor

Sean Terretta

Proofreading

Moruque Townsend

Word Processing

Heather Wise

Lifestyle Editor

Adrienne Cox

Sports Editor

Jim I^g

Religion Edtior

Andy Nash

Layout Editor

Daniel Potter

Advisor

Stan Hobbs

Member of the Associated CoUegiate Press

erThureday during Iheschoilveflr with tht^cepiionoieMm
weeks MdvBcaUoos. OptnlonsexpressediDUieSowAemAccCTi/
are lh«« of the authors ond do not necessarily reneclitie views or
tfteedftors, Sourhem CoUege, the Seventh-day Adventist church
or the adverltaers.

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pnbDcallon at noon. Place letters under the door of the Ac^^
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Letter to
the Editor

Accen[ staff.

Although I'm
year, I've still
copies of the newspaper and I
must say I'm impressed. I still
love reading David Denton's
satires relating to campus life,
and 1 also liked several of the
editorials, not to mention the
VERY FUNNY Pomp and

the back page.

With your variety of back-
grounds in the newspaper staff,
you have managed to pull off a
very challenging task. I espe-

at Newbold our school newspa-
per is rather primitive. The
issues are run off on the copter
and hand-folded. They don't
have an advanced computer

Newbold is a wonderful place,
and I have really "broadened my
horizons" while studying and
traveling here, but I definitely
have a love for SC. and can't
wail to return in the fall.

Keep up the good work!!

The cat
and the
squirrel: a
parable

As I was walking through the student
park last week I noticed a squirrel. I've
seen a lot of squirrels but this one was
being a tad obnoxious. He was sitting at
the tip of a ragged, broken-off branch,
diinking his whole purpose in life was to

1 things: What was he
screaming ai and why was he screamin

The answer lo the first question
quickly became plain. The squirrel wa;
staring at a spot which contained a
contented, sleeping cat.

The second question was not so easH
answered. The squirrel was safe. He
was 30 feel up in a tree that was 40 feel
from the sleeping cat. The problem wa
merely that the cat was diere.

Now, I bet in the past the cat liked
squirrels, or at least tolerated diem but ]
wouldn't be surprised if diat cat was no
becoming some what irritated al
squirrels that sat and screamed at a
peacefully sleeping cats.

As I watched I noticed diat the cat
continued to sleep. Although his
opinion of squirrels had undoubtedly
dropped several notches.

And the squirrel? Well, as he
continued lo look tense and scream he
began to visibly tire. All for what? I
don't know, but as he grew tired his
screams began to weaken, his head
began to droop.

Then I noticed. The .squirrel had a

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Dream Alive

■' By Andrea Nicholson

"Dream Alive," a multi-media pres-
entation by Kim and Reggie Harris.
will be presented Monday. February
19. at 7 p.m. in the Physical Education
Center as part 6f Black History Week
celebrations atSouihem College of
Seventh-day Adventisls.

The husband/wife duo combine en-
tertainment, educabon. and inspiration
10 bring to light the stories of signifi-
cant black Americans from every walk
oflife. Heroes, artists, inventors.

explorers, scienbsis, poets, and other
important conuibuiors to the life and
culnire of American and the world
come alive during the perfonnance.
Married since 1976. the Harrises
studied at Temple University where
Kim earned a degree in radio, televi-
sion, and film communications and
Reggie majored in English. Both sing,
play the guitar, and write much of their
performance material. They have
composed music for radio and televi-
sion commercials as well as multi-
media presentations. Their perform-

Kim and Reggie Harris

ances have taken them to more U
300 colleges in 37 states as well
Kennedy Center, the Smilhsonia
Insititution, theaters, r
festivals, and schools.

The Harrises released "Stranger in
the Shadows." their first single, in
1981 on Ascension Records. "Music
and the Underground Railroad." their
first album, continues to be praised
throughout musical, cultural, and
i historical circles.

The public is invited to attend this
special celebration during Black
History Week at Southern College.
Admission is $4 for adults, $3 for
senior citizens and children under 12.
and $10 per family. SC students will
be admitted free.

February is Black History Month

ByPAMPLATT

©Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/
Apple College Information Network.

In 1955, the black, expatriate
American writer James Baldwin said,
"The world is white no longer, and it
will never be white again."

The world never was white —
although it is hard to arrive at that
conclusion after reading U.S. history
books written from a mostly while,
mostly male perspective.

But other voices have always told
other histories, and in 1924, people
started listening. That was the first
year a weeic was set aside to observe
the achievements of blacks in U.S.
history.

Since 1924, the name of the
observance has changed several times,
and in 1976. the length was extended
to a month. But the intent has always
remained the same; to honor the rich
and invaluable contributions of black
Americans to this nation's history.

Here's a quiz designed to introduce
the people and milestones of early
U.S. history, in honor of Black History
Month.

WHO WERE THEY?

He was a black astronomer, mathe-

lor. When he was 22. he was the first
person in North America to build a
clock. In 1791, Benjamin Franklin
nominated Banneker to be a member
of the commission charged with laying
out plans for the city of Washington.
D.C.

— Ebenezer Don Carlos Basselt
In 1869. he was named U.S.

Haiti, making him the first
;eive a diplomatic appoini-

— Ellen Craft

A 19lh-centuiy abolitionist
lecturer, she escaped out of slavery
with her husband. In 1 868, the Crafts
returned to Georgia, where ihey
opened the Southern Industrial School
and Labor Enterprise for blacks to
study agriculture.

— Sarah Harris Fayerweather

In 1 83 1 , she applied for admission

to an all-white, all-girls school in
Canterbury. Conn., making her the fini
student to challenge racist admission

— Margaretta, Sarah Louisa, and
Harriet Forlen

They were the daughters of James
Forten. a Philadelphia black who
served in the Revoluiiotiary War. The
American Anti-Slavery Society was
started at the Forten home, a popular
meeting place for abolitionists.

The sisters became members of the
Philadelphia Female Anti-Slaveiy
Society and worked their entire lives
promoting equality for all races and

Admiral Peary to explore the Arctic in
1891. In 1909. Henson planted the flag
on what was believed to be the North
Pole.

— Oliver Lewis

A black jockey, he rode the horse
Aristides to victory in the first Ken-
tucky Derby in 1875.

— Mary Eliza Mahoney

She was America's first black pro-
fessionally trained

The founder of the Association for
the Study of Negro Life and History in
1914, Woodson is regarded as one of
the fathers of the black history move-
ment. The son of slaves, he received
his doctorate in history from Harvard
University. He was instrumental in
launching the first black history week.

TRUE OR FALSE

Q. The first blacks came to the New
World as slaves.

A. False. One of Christopher
Columbus' crew members was a black
man named Pedro Alonzo Nino.
Blacks also were members of the
expeditions headed by Balboa, Ponce
de Leon, Cortez, and Pizarro. The first
black slaves were brought to the
United States in 1526.

Q. George Washington never
owned, bought, or sold slaves.

A. False- When George Washington
acquired his Mount Vernon estate, 18
black slaves came with it During the
time Washington lived at Mount
Vemon. the number of slaves grew to
200. However, his will called for the
release of the slaves upon his death.

Q. The Declaration of Independ-
ence denounced slavery.

A. True and False. In the original
document. Thomas Jefferson included
a denunciation of slavery. An amended
version of the declaration, without tha[
controversial passage, was adopted in
1776.

Q. Blacks fought in the Revolution-

A. True. Although the Continental
Congress initially barred blacks from
the Revolutionary Army, there were
10,000 black soldiers in the army by

References used for this quiz were
"The Negro Almanac: A Reference
Work on the Afro American." edited
by Hany Ploski and James Williams;
"A Pictorial History of Black Ameri-
cans." by Langston Hughes. Milton
Meltzer. and C. Eric Lincohi; the
Negro Heritage Library's "Profiles of
Negro Wonmnhood," by Sylvia
Dannett; and World Book encyclope-

I

:. She graduated

for other black womer

who wished lo enter

the medical professior

— Hiram Revels

Hew

black

black el
U.S. Senate, represent-
ing Mississippi in
1870. Revels was one

of22 blacks to serve in

1870andl900;13of

them were ex -slaves.

— John Rock

In 1865,
first black admitted ii
practice law before tl
Supreme Coun.

Woodson

Black college enrollment

A college education and graduate school training are seen as important
preparations for leaderstiip. but black enrollment has not been martted
by a steady upward trend. The number of black undergraduates actually
has declined since 1980, The number of blacks in graduate schools
only reached its 1976 level again after a 10-year period.
Four-year colleges

Graduate schools

(In thousands)

Source: American Councjl On Education. Office of Minority Concerns

Gannett News Service

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stimulated 10 do so. Upon removal of
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the removal of Ihe gallbladder.
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Journalism
students
published
In Insight

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DEFEND
YOURSELF

against the alcohol
or drug Impaired driver

The year has only just begun
and already Southern's journalism
department is well represented in the
Advenlisl publishing world.

Julie Jacobs, journalism
junior, included one of her poems in a
portfolio she sent lo "Insighl" maga-
zine as part of her application for a
summer internship.

She hasn't heard yet wheiher
or not she got the internship. But the
editor bought ihe poem. Julie received
a check, and the poem will appear in a

Lori Pettibone. journalism
freshman, was published in the
January 20 issue of "Insighl." Her
story. "The Broach" was ihe firsl prize
winner in Ihe studenl short-story
category of Insight's 1989 writing

Robert A, Browning

1. I desire to bring ihe
college into a closer relationship
with God.

2. I warn to uphold the
traditions of leadership that has
been displayed in the past

3. To maintain as a go
between for siudenl and faculty

4. To serve God's people
in any manner that He asks of me

5. To bring prayer activity
into the lives of all at SDA
College.

6. To put the SDA back in
front of Southern College.

7. To help maintain cuirent
projects and support them (i.e.,

8. I want and have prided
myself on being a leader and lo
lead God's people is the highest
calling and honor to me.

9. To experience leadership
on a College Level.

1 0. If elected that God may
use me how he sees fit due the
office granted.

Candidates for S.A. President

characters, while dreaming and reaching
fornew goals. The Student Association
plays a major role in our lives while wc
are here. Because of SA's importance.
my goals are to create a sense of school
spirit and pride which will be a pan of
everything we do. I want everyone lo
feel like they are a pari of Southern.
While 1 can not accomplish this myself
I will strive to unite my officers so that
the Student Association can promote a
spirit of unity. No matter who you are
you are a part of this school. Along
with these goals I want to provide V

spiritual leadership as I work with
C.A.R.E. in creating exciting spiritual

By Jeff Gang

Southern College is an awe-
some place to be! In my three
years here at Southern I have seei
it grow into one of the top

tion. Much of this credit can be

and leaders who have dedicated
themselves to serving their
school. I want to continue this
tradition while serving you next
year as president of the Student

I believe that Southern and yoi
really are perfect together. We
make friends and form relation-
ships here that will go widi us foi
the rest of our lives. We make
ill keep

I also want lo be a voice to the
Administration. I will voice your
opinions and feelings while cleaning up
misconceptions that arise at dmes.

Most of all I want your inpuL This
will be an Administration that will
listen to you and get you involved.

If I can put these goals to work for us
we can have a school we can be proud
of. 1 am committed to Southern College
and you,

1 will be dedicated and responsible
while putting my leadership and
creativity to work. So. I'm asking for a
chance to work for you as Student
Association President and together we
can make next year a year to remember.
Don't forget — Southern and you are
perfect together!

As a candidate for S.A. President,
it is important to have a vision of
what needs to be accomplished and
the determination to accomplish tl

. Myv

nofth

Kenneth D. Neal

sS.A.

I. TO LET THE STUDENTS
VOICE BE HEARD, My ultimate duty
goes to the students of S,C.

II. To plan and promote activities
aimed at increasing school spirit.

in. To aid and promote the
spiritual growth of the students and
demonstrate God's desire to be a pan of
their lives. Also to plan activities where
the students can panicipate in a spiritu-
ally productive event.

IV. To improve student/faculty
relations. Together we can make things

V, To plan activities based on
what the students want to see happen.
Commurucaiion is as vital to the S.A. as
it is to any other human relationship. If
we know what the students want, we
can serve them that much better.

VI. To worit hard.

VII. Xob? responsive to the
students iieeds. To work to solve their
problems as far as possible.

Vm. To respond to all issues
brought to my attention with equal
dedication.

S.A, one year from now is simple:
An S.A. that is working hard for the
betterment of life here at Southern,
and an S.A. that is committed to
being exactiy what it is supposed to

Here at Southern, we have a wide
variety of students representing many
different backgrounds, countries, and
cultures, each with different desires

g the SI

quo; I envision the S.A. President to
be the spokesperson for each of these
different sects of students.

Having been here at Southern for
three years, I have learned many
tilings. One, is that die students of
Soutiiem want, not only an S.A,
President, but someone who will be
their representative to the sometimes
arbitrary Administration'; someone
who will stand up and defend the
rights of every student AstheS.A.
President, I would be dedicated lo
defending these rights and lo making
next year the best year imaginable.
How can 1 help make next year so
good? Simply by working my
hardest for you, the students of
Southern College, I don't have a
flashy slogan, or a campaign full of
hype — only a platform tiial pledges
change, a platfonn that is tailored to
the individual student, a platform that
promises a fun and exciting year, and
a platform that expresses my desire
to represent the interests and desire
of die student body of Southern
College. 1 want to help you run
"Your S.A,— Your Way!"

Editors Note:
In the interest of
fairness and
impartiality these
platforms have been
published exactly as
they were originally
submited. We have
refrained (rom
correcting grammar but
have corrected obvious
typographical errot^ in
the original documents.

CandidatfiR for

Alex Bryan

Southern College and the
students of Southern College are
very imporunt to me. As Execu-
tive Vice President I would help to
make the life of the student better

First, as Executive Vice Presi-
dent I will also be chairman of the
Southern College Student Senate. I
strongly believe that Senate is one
of the most imporlanl ways for
student projects to be accomplished
and student views to be expressed
to the administration and faculty.
As a Senator here at Southern I
have had the important opponuniiy
to participate in the interworkings
of this representative body. As
chairman of the Project Committee
tills year I have worked with many
students and faculty members. I
think this experience has been ex-
tremely important in my under-
standing of how to best get accom-
plished items which students would
like. As leader of the the Senate!
will seek to make the Senate more
responsive to the views of their
consituents and more visionary in
plans to better the life of the
student.

Secondly, as Executive Vice
President I will be an officer of the
Student A

continuing the good programs a
activities we have enjoyed in ihi
past. However, there is always

. The\

e President is of

President . I am confident that I
can work effectively with any of
tills year's Presidential candidates.
A belter Southern College and a
beuer life for tiie Southern student
is my primary goal.

Dear Student A

I, Izear Feagins, HI has chosen
to nrn for Executive Vice-Presi-
dent of die SASCSDA because I
claim to have three ingredients.
They are dedication, detemiina-

S.A. Vice President

I want to strengthen the Senate by
listening to the students' cry of
change. Through the Senate and
under my leadership, the cry of
change will lum into a cry of
strength whereby administration
will listen and take action to what
our ciy of strength is.

However, the Executive Vice-
President needs to be a strong
leader, motivator, spokesman,
teacher, inslnicior, and most of all a
servant to he students. These are

this job.

d I believe I h

d the students
through the Senate which will be
made strong, so that the ingredient

Dear Fellow Student,

Southern College needs
you and your input. It also needs
leadership, the kind of experienced
leadei^hip I would like to provide
for you. I have had three previous
years of experience working with a
student association. During these
years. I've held various offices, the
most prominent being president.
The student association elections are
approaching and I, Kevin Snider, am
running for executive vice-president.

What I hope to accomplish as
your executive vice-president are the
changes that you, the student body,
deem important. After ulking with
some of our fellow students, it has
been brought to my attention thai
several issues need to be addressed.
A few of them are the following;

1. campus safety,

2. revised auto parking

3. more weekend activities,

4. increased senior privileges,

5. the hair issue, and

6. classroom attire (shorts).

With the coming of the election, I
would appreciate your supporting
vote for executive vice-president.

Candidates for Social Vice Prfisiripnt

As a candidate for the position of
Student Association Social Vice-
President I believe that it is my first
responsibility to plan and execute
social activities for the students that
would be immensely enjoyable and
well worth attending.

I believe that another foremo.st re-
sponsibility in filling the position of
Social Vice-President is to make the

s feel a

ginning of the school year at the
Welcome Party to the very day of
graduation. I feel that the time
spent with friends in college is very
important, and I would like to make
it as fun for Southern students as

One of my main goals for the up-
coming year is to interest and
involve more students in the week-
end activities that the SA plans, as
well as all other activities. Ihave
many new ideas about parties, ban-
quets, and other SA activities, and a
lot of helpful information about the
ones in the pasL I am very open to
any suggestions and c

dtiytt

I have enjoyed being your SA
Secretary this semester and working
with the other SA officers. It has
given me a lot of great experience
in planning banquets, working with
the Beach Party, and getting to
know more of you as students here
at Southern. 1 am already very
interested in helping plan a new
year and excited about getting

I. Deantia Moore, feci very
qualified in running for Vice Presi-
dent of Social Activities. Consider-
ing my past experience with cam-
paigning. Throughout my Senior
year at Central Gwinnett High
School, with a population of 1700
students. I was elected Executive
Vice President. My Junior year, I
was the President of "The Youth
against Cancer Club." While
working at United Parcel Service in
1987, 1 was elected Vice President
of Social/Safely events,

I am currently a Junior here at
Southern College, where I have
attended for three years.

A couple of ideas I've come up
with are ways to get the student
body involved:

I. Senior Banquet (Recognize

Honors, scholarship, entertainment)

2. "A Night in Venice"

(Be imaginary. Dress, Decorate,

live a night in Venice).

3.SI,98 Beauty Contest (Girls and

guys look their worst, tell jokes, do

tricks).

4. All Nights Festival (Activities,
food)

5. Hand-shaking (Freshman get
acquainted)

6. Game Night (Several types of
games, entertainment, win prizes).

7. Faculty Family Night (Teachers
wanting to get involved randomly
choose students, planning fun
outings and having worship with

As part of Southern College
student body, I will do the best of
my ability to make 1990 full of fun
and excitement. To help make this
year successful vote Deanna Moore
for Social Vice-President,

Election . . .

Com. from p. I

offices had not attracted any potential
candidates by the first deadline.

Running for President are
Woody While. leff Gang. Ken Neal
and Robert Browning. Vice-Presiden-
tial candidates include Alex Bryan,
Kevin Snider and Izear Feagins, The
candidates for Social Vice-President
are Annette Crosier and Deanna
Moore. Tim Burrill is running
unopposed for Southern Accent Editor,

DeAnn Champion has
submited a late petition for Joker
Editor, Daniel Potter has submitted
one for Southerm Memories and Ervin
Brown has elected to run for Straw-
berry Festival Director, These

approval from the Senate Publications
committe before their names can be
put on the ballot.

Upcoming election events
include: speeches by the candidates in
today's Assemby, Primary Elections
on Tuesday. Febraury 20, a press
conference in the cafeteria at noon on
February 22 featuring the two candi-
dates who received the most voles in
the primary, and finally, the General
Election to be held Tuesday, February

College
Bowl . . .

Cont. from p. 1

an easy victory over Sudduth. Grange
crushed Moreland and Eklund in its
two previous games. When asked
about the game, Angel Echemendia, a
of DeCaimo's squad said.

'This si

predict that the

outcome of this game

will determine

iheeveniualcham-

pion."

Thew

nners of Wednesday's

matches will h

ve a place in the semi-

final round to 1

e held in Lynn Wood

Hall Audiioriu

n on February 21 SI and

26th. The time

for these games will be

6:00 pm.

Thelo

sers will face Springett

and Moody in i

le Consolation bracket

in their attempt

to win their way to the

finals to be held

in Assembly on

March 1.

Candidate for

Joker Editor

l>eAnn Champion

Candidate for Memories Editor

responsibility.

For the past seven years I have
worked with all aspects of yearbooks
and newspapers, including editorial
positions, and am currently working
as layout editor for the Southern

Having a quality yearbook is just
as important to me as it is to you. and
it is you, the student body, that will
be the focus of the Southern
Memories in 1990-91 iflam elected

Let's make next year's yearbook a
yearbook we can all be pnaud of!
Help me to help you obtain that goal!

candidaie phoios by Scan Terra

Ascending
Prayers

Special prayer
needs? Let others on
campus
pray
with

\\ you-

your
prayer
requests tothe
C.A.R.E. omce for
printing in this box of
the next Accent.

Osborne returns to Southern as
Spiritual Emphasis speaker

By Wanda Vaz and Andy Nash

5-10.

Termed "one of the best speakers
we"ve had" by J.C. Belliard and ''ve
upbeat" by Lori Marchanl. Osborne
seemed to ^ave a greal impaci
studenls of soulhem College.

the

Osborne's talks, nine in al

1, covered

very good at keeping the aitenlion of

a broad range of topics, but

his

his audience."

theme — the importance of

positive

Other student descriptions of

Chrisiian attimde — was presenl

Osborne included: "vigorous

throughout the week. According to

speaker...direct and to the

Osborne, "being a Christian

IS excil-

point.. .extremely humorous.. .seemed

ing!"

to really care."

Osborne's views on diet, social rela-

Besides speaking at the church for

tionships, and the power of

prayer

worships and assemblies, Osborne

were appreciated by many.

Freshman

visited the dorms and soon made a lot

Omie Hutchinson remarked

"He's

of friends on campus, or as he put it, ■'!

WSanT

reluclandy met the children of my

m^'^M/mi^

1

former classmates."

For many, the highlight of Week of
Prayer was Friday night vespers, when
students and community people alike
joined with Osborne for the commun-

Pastor Dave Osborne concluded the
week on Sabbath with a sermon
entitled "Attitude of Gratitude," in
which he once again challenged his

I'DHIS^ ^'- 'HH

listeners to "Praise the Lord in

^^^H

everything you do!'.' Shortly thereaf-

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ter. Osborne left for his home in Loraa

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Linda. CA but he can be assured that

w

his message will remain in- the hearts
and minds of the students at Southern

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College.

Student missionary writes from Thailand

Snidentof S

n College.

What's happening? Did you h
good Christmas break? It went t

hiih? Minedidio
total of 24 hours. I guess I really
shouldn't mention Christmas because
by the time you read this Christmas
will have been over months ago. Iju)

-fthen

o telle

For one thing, I have done a lot of
traveling here, Jusi last weekend I
went to an awesome little island called
Tanitao. Thanks to SC for sending
some extra Christmas cash. 1 was able
to buy a snorkel set and snorkeled my
heart out. 1 should say snorkeled my

As for our wonderful school here ir
Haad Yai. we have three teachers,
Monica Heiron. Glenn Carter and
myself. Actually we really need a

fourth. So if there is anyone who

would like to come immediately,
please don't hesitate to call at (074)
246-102.

In this land pf luxury we have —
excuse me— we Jiad two maids. But
recently a disaster has taken place.
One of our maids quit and the other
one has been my! sa-by (sick) all
week. Therefore one morning, that is
all morning. Monica did the laundry.
No, we don't have one of those fancy
push button machines. She did it all
by handl I think she did a great job
and 1 don't think Glenn minds too
much thai all his underwear are red.

That same day, I thought I would be
the chef. It's rather difficult to make
the same things here that I usually
made in the States. Cookies, brownies
and cakes don't turn out too well
But I did try I

I experience. I can't decide
i English more— my
students or the rats in our walls.' But
it's lots of fun and I wouldn't change i\ '
for the world.. Maybe foriome sleep,
though. I am always yawning in class.

For a more serious note, 1 really
want to thank SG for ail their prayers
and letters. Please continue to pray for
us. There is a lot of work to be done in
this 99.7% Buddhist country. It's
unbelievable what little they know

Bui;if ^ihey only knew how haj

would be with Jesus in their !i

Well, that's the scoop here i

Thailand. For all those who h

Please let me be so kind a;

ntheu

ldid»

. Yes,

. Anyway, in that day I
thought I would make beans for our
"Thai Haystacks". Has anyone ever
had beans that are hard as peanuts on
your haysucks before? After that
incredible meal everyone has decided

Teaching? Oh, yes. I do leach here.

Princeton RWtfwa R<

'CA^Vi

New books recommened
by McKee librarian

By A. Let Bennett Jr.

Never Too Youne to Die: The
Death of Len Bi^. and My Trditor's
Heanarc this week's books recom-
mended by McKee Libraiy Director
Peg Bennett

A "tragic story of the #1 draft
pick by the hfBA's Boston Celtics in
1 986." Never Too Young [Q Die

rather than a sports biography. "I
details the events leading to Bias'
death, a description of the police i
vestigation. and the trial of Brian
Tribble, a friend of Bias' who wa;
accused of supplying the cocaine.'
The book is "a harrowing talc fror
which no one emerges unaffected.

Rian Malan writes his own life's
sloiy in My Traitor's Heart, a tale
that will "rearrange our superficial
ideas about South Africa."

"As a young man, the author
[Malan] — ashamed because he was a
descendant of the architect of apart-
heid—fled to South Africa. After 8
years he finally went home to
wresUe with the paradoxes existing
(here," South African blacks
constantly face possible death
because "Two civil war^ wage
[there!: in one. whites murder
blacks; in the other, blacks murder
blacks in tribal conflicts."

"Malan looks behind the stories of
vicious crimes — those distorted by
the media and those ignored by iL"

One Rambo is enough

By Mike Hernandez rented

I have always attempted to exhibit I wo

some of the characteristics of my movie

heroes: however I have found that this will sh

is impossible and even potentially fatal heroc';

I usually do not watch Sylveslei
Siallone movies, but one night I w
feeling particularly manly, so I wt
the local World C Video store an

He survived the crash of a helicopter
(hat plummeted 100 feet from the sky
and exploded. Naturally, he wasn't
scratched. He single handedly
defeated roughly 1 ,000 machine gun
toiing Russian soldiers. Rambo makes

Indiana Jones look like Little Bo Peep.

After watching this movie, I fell this
strange desire to go outside and set fire
to myself purely for amusement
There is probably some sort of
subliminal message in Rambo, like
there is in the song "Another one bites
thedust'. which, as you all know,
causes you to smoke marijuana and
leaves you unable lo have children.

It has been proven that 75% of all
the violent crimes in this country are
committed by people who have just
watched Sylvester Siallone or Arnold
Schwarzenegger annihilate a small
country. If these movies cause this
kind of reaction in the common people,
what happens when the president

age.

watches one? Do his body guards
have to hold him down until his ui
to push the nuke button subsides?
If we support these movies in th
box offices and video stores lo
produce them. They will still be

I can see it now. RAMBO M CXI I
Rambo escapes from the nursing
home, swims across the pacific,
destroying two enemy submarines
with his bare hands, destroys the enlii
Libyan army using only his walking
cane and rescues his brother (played
by Arnold Schwarzenegger) who had
been taken captive.

What an utterly disgusting thought.

McKenzie
beats

Johnson, falls
to Faculty

McKenzie played Johnson
nighi in AA league
Sieve Jaecks. direct
descritted as ," Ihe r

aslin

Team capiian Alex Johnson said
afler the game thai his suaiegy had
been lo keep Mark McKenzie out of
Ihe painl and force him to shoot fron:
Ihe perimeter. The plan seems to has
worked since McKenzie was able to
hit only 6 shots out of 22 attempts.

Johnson's team was handicapped
by the absence of starting guard Kev;
Pride.

McKenzie admitted that he was
pretty cold from the outside. He also
indicated that Johnson's team domi-
nated the boards. SomeofMcKen-
zie's rebounding

of intramurals.
ist exciting game
is nip and tuck all

olhea

eofst

3 Ted

Showalter and Scott Wakefield. Ivan
Mitchell took up the slack with
outstanding defense, according to
Jaecks. Alex Johnson credited
Mitchell's scoring ability as a key
factor in McKenzie's success. "We
just couldn't find anybody to guard

With about three n

s left t{

Left: Sean Johnson slams one home, adding momentum to his teams stretch run.

Right: Chris Harter recieves medical attention after colliding with Mark McKenzie. The wound

required six stitches.

Accent photos by Geoffrey Church

shifting in Johnsons favor afler Sean to the suspension of play turned the

Johnson's slam dunk. Unfortunately, tide against his team. "Wewentbai

Chris Harter suffered a severe mouth out and look some bad shots after

injury seconds later when he ran into thai." he said. "They were able lo

Mark McKenzie's elbow. The game convert, and then it turned into a fre

had to be slopped for about ten throw shooting match."

a perfect season was dashed a;
66-65 to Faculty. This leaves
open for Johnson to claim a share of
the AA title by beating McKenzie in
possible rematch which has yet to be
scheduled.

Alex Johnson state
Haner and the loss of

McKenzie »

e loss of The final si

IS 65-60.

On Tuesday, McKenzie's hope for

Basketball Standings

Caskey (6-1)

Gettys (6-1)

Nash (2A)

Scott (0-7)

Mathis

(5-0)

Richards

(4-2)

Green

(3-1)

Peters

(0-3)

Smith

(0-6)

Oakwood, Southern
All-Stars to play here

On Saturday night, February 24th
in lies PE Center the Southern
College Intramural All-Stars will
host the All-Slars from Oakwood
College in a charity benefit basket-
ball game.

Southern College Gym Masters
are sponsoring this evenL Ticket
proceeds will benefit Gym Masters,
a traveling gymnastic team.

Before the game, there will be a
3-point Shoot-out and a Slam-dunk

contest. The Gym Masters will
preform at half-time.

Tickets will be available at Ihe
door on a cash only basis. General
admission will be $4.00. SC and
Oakwood students will recieve a
S2.00 discount if they present their
ID card when purchasing tickets.

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last, best performance. When the

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legendary Gunther Gebel-Williams

To honor this Caesar of the

steps into the spotlight at the UTC

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Arena. February 22 through 25. it

are re-created in "Circus Maxi-

will be Ihe last time local audiences

mus" — a majestic production

will the The Greatest Wild Animal

spectacle that sparkles with visual

Trainer of All Time in regular

delights. A golden pageant of

performance.

gladiators, ancient gods, temple

Producer Kenneth Feld's all-new

maidens and clown jesters — ^joined

199th Edition of Ringling Bros, and

)y Middle Easlem potentates on

Bamum & Bailey Circus is a stellar

camels and soldiers on horseback

salute to the legend who for the past

presents a triumphant tribute.

20 years has held audiences spell-

Temple floats carrying the emperor,

bound with his electrifying and

empress and the royal family parade

intriguing mastery of training wild

regally around the hippodrome track

animals. In this final performance

0 the sounds of "Grand Roman

the blond, tan. ruggedly-handsome

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superstar displays the unique

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Upcoming Events

Friday, Febman/1 ft

Vespers, SC symphony
Orchestra

8:00 p-m. Church

Saturday. February 17

Church Service. Gordon Bielz

Rees Series
7:30 p.m. P.E Center
Girls All-Star Game
3-point Shoot-out
Slam Dunk Contest
Championship Game

Monday. FRhniary 19

"Dream Alive" by Kim and

Reggie Harris

7:00 p.m. P.E. Center

Tuesriay Ffthmfirv Pff

Vtfednesdav. Febmary 7)
SA Pep Day

Thursday. February 22

Assembly, Viveca Black
11:00 a.m. Church

SA Electron Press Confer-

12:00 noon, cafeteria

Friday. February 23

Vespers, Walter Pearson
8:00 p.m. Church

Saturday. February 24

Church Service, Ward
Sumpter

Tuesday. February 27

SA General Election

Thursday Marr-h 1

Assembly, College

Bowl Rnals

11:00 a.m. P.E. Center

/ ^WJ^XWhy we drive

Southern's first
Yearbook of the '90's
nears completion

By Gina Mclntyre

The yearbook is nearly completed.
With 89% of [he pages already
compleled, Andy McConnell, Southern
Memories Editor, still had a challenge

According to McConnell this
yearbook is 24% larger than last year's
book, jumping from 200 to 248 pages,
those were the only secrets he would
reveal.

The big word in yearbook circles is
"DEADLINE". A deadline is a date
which the yearbook company sets to
receive a stated portion of the book.
The Southern Memories had four.

woit weeks to prepare for his lasl

"Being in charge of the yearbook
means having lo juggle a lot of
different responsibilities, money
matters, budgets, job assignments,
appointments, and time management,"
said McConnell.

Mike Magursky, Memories art
director, has been working hard. ""I've
sworn after every year that I've
worked on a yearbook that I'd never
do it again. I guess I never learned my
lesson." This is his fourth year of
experience.

"One thing I've learned about
myself during this project is that I
survived on less sleep than my mom

Anderson
lecture series
looks at Japan
tonight

By Andrea Nicholson

"What are Americans Learning
From Japanese Manufacturing
Practices?" is the title of a lecture to be
presented by Jack B. Sample Thurs-
day, March 22, at Southern College of
Seventh-day Adventists.

The lecture, beginning at 8 p.m. in
Brock Hall Room 338. is die seventh
in the E.A. Anderson Lecture Series,
an annual feature of the business
curriculum at Southern College.

Sample is presently die general
manager of Komatsu Dresser com-
pany, a company which he joined in

Prior to joining Komatsu, Sample was
employed in the area of human
resource development with the electric
Power Board of Chattanooga.

He holds a B.A. and M.S. degree
from the University of Tennessee at
Knoxville. He is an accredited
personnel manager of the American
Society for Personnel Administration
and is a certified compensation

Sample has served in many leader-

Jack B. Sample

area organizations. He is a native of
Chattanooga where he resides with his
wife and two children.

The E.A. Anderson Lecture Series is
made possible by the generosity of

understanding of the business world.

The community is invited lo attend
the lectuies free of charge. Continuing
education credit is available for a fee.

The subsequent lecture in the scries
will be March 29. William Peterson,
Lundy Chair Professor, Philosophy of
Business, at Campbell University in
Buies Creek, North Carolina, will
speak on "Our Second Democracy."
For more information, contact the
business Department at Southern
College al 238-2751.

thought I could," staled McCor

The general consensus stated by
Magursky is "If you find any error
the book, we put them there on

Southern Memories,
rpose. Some people

trying to please eveiyone!"

Senior Celebration
Weekend starts today

ByD

d Barasoain

Senior Celebration Weekend will
officially begin March 29. during
the II :00 a.m. assembly in die
Church. The Senior class will
march in full graduation regalia for
this assembly. Seniors can pick up
their robes and gowns in Dr. Green-
leafs office on March 26-28. Class
members will need to meet in the
church a half hour prior to Ihe
assembly, in robes, at 10:30 a.m.
The speaker for this assembly will
be Paul Conn, president of Lee
College. This unique chapel
ceremony is being conducted to
boost the spirits of the Seniors. It
will also allow underclassmen, who
aren't staying for the actual cere-
graduate.

On Friday evening, March 30, at
7:30 p.m. an assembly will be held
for Seniors in Lynn Wood Hall.
The evening's topic will be the
"Monday after the Sunday." Those

attending will discuss several topics
including what they will be doing
the Monday after graduation and
how they will conduct themselves in
the "real world". The speaker for
the Friday evening service will be
Dr. Ron SpringeH.

On Sabbath. March 31, at 9:45
a.m., a Sabbatii school and church
service for Seniors will be held at
Red Clay Park. If you need direc-
tions to the park, see the map below
or meet in front of Wright Hall at
9:00 a.m. on March 31. The
Sabbath school lesson will be taught
by Senior religion major Bruce
Whidden. The sermon will be given
by Senior Class sponsor, Dr. Derek
Morris. Blue jeans and tennis shoes
are acceptable attire for the service.
If you want a sack lunch for the
afternoon, be sure to sign up in the
cafeteria by Wednesday, March 28.
A nature hike will be directed by
Mr. Houck after church for those
wishing to tour the area.

Letters to
the Editor

Dear Editor,

This letter is written is
response to the article titled "Bas-
ketball: bringing out the worst in
the best of us." It was in the Feb. 1

I have sent this to offer an
alternative perspective on athletics,
which includes basketball. Basket-
ball is not a "stupid game" and in-
fering that athletics are is ridicu-
lous. Participation in athletics
allows for the oppurtunity to grow
in the areas of personal potential,
teamwork, discipline, patience,
overcoming obstacles, and decision
making, to name a few.

To say that "no one from
Southern College is ever going to
make a living playing basketball"
is probably an accurate statement.
However, why should one close
the door on an activity that brings
enjoyment just because it is not

Dare I mention that other
activities like singing or playing a
musical instrument will hardly
provide a means for support for the
greater majority of Southern
College students. These extracur-
ricular activities are held in higher
regard and to think the same com-
petative nature is not in their par-
ticipants would be foolish. Pride,
envy, frustration and jealousy are
certainly present but because it is
hidden easier and very subtle,
public scorn is not levied as
readily.

God has given and ability

The man who never alters his opinion is like standing
water, & breeds reptiles of the mind.

iUUUU Accent

Editor

John Caskey

Associate Editor

Laurie Ringer

Contributing
Editors

Pamela Draper
Sheila Draper

Photo Editor

Sean Tcrretta

Proofreading

Monique Townsend

Word Processing

Heather Wise

Lifestyle Editor

Adrienne Cox

Sports Editor

Jim King

Religion Edtior

Andy Nash

Layout Editor

Daniel Potter

Advisor

Stan Hobbs

Member of the Associated Collegiate Press

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taken advantage of. Sports is a
valuable witnessing tool that
can be used to reach people.
Let us take pride in individual-
ism and be happy that differ-
ences and competition makes
life exciting.

In ending, I would like
to say that issues like pre-
marital sex, alcoholism, drugs,
racism, and cheating are topics

South Africa...

Dear Editor,

Considering the currenl affairs
within the South African political
arena, it is my objective in view of
issues mentioned during chapel,
Febmaiy 22, 1990, to provide the
Southern College students with the
alternative point of view.

I respect the rights of individuals
hold opinions on any issue-social,
religious or political; however, I
expect the relevant facts, both
negative and positive, before such a
person attempts to address a congre-
gation of people.

Addressing the issue of labour
unions, (he speaker gave the impres-
sion it was impossible for black
workers to protest peacefully or to
approach labour relations officials
about working problems without
being harassed or arrested by South
African Police in the early 1970"s.
He did, however, fail to mention
until 1979, unions were illegal ir

that are more important and should be
addressed more often. Or, would
addressing these issues in public be an
admission of their presence on our
campus?

South Africa, and I
of suike was illegal.. .Labour rela-
tions were only addressed by a com-
mission of inquiry on legislation in
the late 70's. Government statistics
show labour union membership in
1979 as zero, growing to more than
600.000 in 1985. All unions prior to
1979 were unregistered and there-
fore, unlawful.

With regard to the African Na-
tional congress (ANC) having the
support of all South Africans, he
failed lo mention Gatsha Buthelezl,
Paramount Chief of 6.4 million Zulus
who constitute one third of the black
population in South Africa. Buthe-
lezl enjoys the majority of while
.support and is acclaimed by inlema-

AMcan Police action to quell riots as
opposed lo 496 blacks killed by black
radicals (Talking with the
ANCPerskor, 1986).

With reference to education, (many of
us were led to believe the Chapel hour
would deal with the future of SDA
schools in South Africa) he failed to

governmental institutions which have
been multi-racial for the past ten years.
A new education dispensation was
formulated in the White Paper on die
provision of Education (1983) and
established the National Policy for
Education Affairs Act (Act 76 of 1984)
to place education levels for all racial
groups on a level fooling. What of the
five "black only" universities in South
Africa? All so-called white universities
are fully multi-racial and have been for
many years. University of Soudi Africa
which is the largest correspondence
university in the world has a predomi-
nantly black enrollment. The oppressed
black school graduate also receives 67%
of government scholarships to continue
his education. The South African Brew-
eries, largest company in South Africa,
only awards scholarships to blacks.
Black schools are burnt down and
classes boycotted by students at the

e of black radical leaders within

... ; ANC.

Furthermore, the speaker stated the
ANC only uses violence as a means
of defense. How much defense is
needed against irmocent women and
children of all nationalities? Limpet
mines and plastic explosives placed
in restaurants and shopping centres
frequented by all nationalities are by
no means a line of defense. The

communist vehicle. The ANC "s
Radio Freedom on May 11, 1986
staled: "If Botiia expects to buy time
by appealing lo non-exisieni, non-
communisl, ANC leaders, then Bodia
has missed the freedom boat"
(Talking with the ANC.Perskor
1986).

Since August 1985, 381 black
people have died during South

Nelson Mandella returned to the dusly
streets of Soweto. I wonder how he will
enjoy his 5250,000 mansion constructed
by ANC funds, as he lives in poverty
with his people?

What place did all this misleading
have in our church? Liberation Theolo-
gists such as Desmond Tutu, Professor
Pyerers-Naude, Alan Boesak, and
Desmond Hurley have split their
denominations in half for preaching
politics from the pulpit. Politics has its
place, but not in church, and we at least
expect a balanced, credible presentation
from the rostmm.

What about SevenUi-day Advenii.^i
schools in Soudi Africa? How do
labour unions, the ANC, Nelson
Mandella, and recent political events
have any baring on decisions diat lie
solely with the SDA Conference? The
speaker was too wrapped up in politics

wrapf)ed up in supplying the alternative
view to ask. Nkosi Sikclele e' Afrika
(God Bless Africa).

David Denton's

Bits and
Pieces

If you believe apathy is a
voleforme. li' II be ihe lasi thing
you'll ever ha\'e to do. I promise.

It SA eleclions speech like \i

e might hear a campaign

limes I couldn'l help thinking I was the
only one inleresied. According lo the
•official announcements posted the day
after the election, less than half of the
student body took the opporlunily to
vote. I find this fascinating. Mind
you, I'm not so much concerned with
why less than half of you voted, as I
am with how this trend could affect
future S.A. elections-
After considerable cogitation and a
preponderance of pondering, Cve
reached a conclusion. One that is at
the same time frightening and intrigu-
ing. Whereas in recent eleclions it has
been fashionable to make student
involvement the focus of a candidate's
campaign (for example: Mark Wal-
drop's "You Belong", or Woody
White's "Your S.A. Your Way"), in
the future it's very likely some
innovative student will attempt to
capitalize on the general student body
apathy by incorporating it into his
campaign. Imagine someone running
for S.A, President with the slogan "My
S, A,. My Way," or "Vote For Me, I'll
Leave You Alone." It could happen.

Southern College students, are you
tired of student leaders continually
hassling you to get involved in campus
life? Are you tired of being told you
should vole for this office or that
office? Do you sometimes wish these
student leaders would just disappear?
Well, now you can do something to
make those dreams come true.

As Candidate for SA. President. I
recognize that the majority of you
couldn'l care less about what happens

iredtc

Stand up for your right to be unin-
volved. If/ am elected SA. president
I promise three things:

1 . I promise lo do away with SA.
chapels. They' re boring, and most
students would rather carl up with a
good chemistry or anatomy textbook

2. I promise never to try to get you
involved in anything, at anytime, ever.

opinions or suggestions, nor lo listen
to any opinions that are offered.

Southern College is a great school,
and I believe it can become even
greater as student leaders realize they

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Journalism department brings
'editor-in-residence' to campus

"A Picture Is Worth a Thousand
Complaints" is the title of an
evening assembly meeting with
Alan Honon, chairman of the
Ethics Committee of the American
Society of Newspaper Editors. 7:00
p.m. April 1 in Brock Hall 147.
Hors d'oeuvres will be served at
6:00 p.m. Assembly credit will be

The meeting is the first editor-in-
residence program held under the
auspices of the American Society
of Newspaper Editors and jointly
sponsored by the Journalism Club.
the Journalism and Communication
Departmenl. and the Southern

Morton's presentation will
feature 20 slides of controversial
photos recently published in the
Naple-s Daily News (Fla.l. a
Scripps Howard newspaper where
Horton has served as executive
editor since 1987. The presentation
will consider the ethics of pictures
selection. "I gel more complaints
about the pictures we publish than
about articles and editorials," he

Horton. a graduate of Yale Uni-

newspapers, mostly in the Scripps
Howard chain, including the
Scripps Howard Washington
Bureau, where he covered the
Pentagon during the Vietnam War.
Before he became editor of Ihe

nia Publishing Col., which produces
24 weekly newspapers with a circu-
lation of 450.000 in the Los
Angeles suburbs.

"The editor-in-residence program
brings the workplace to students,"
said Lynn Sauls, journalism
departmenl chair. "It helps students
become intelligent c

This is the first year Southern has
participated in the program. Edilor-
in-residence first semester was Paul
Neely, managing editor of Chat-

Oiher meetings in the program
will be held Monday. April 2, and
are open lo the public:

8:00 a.m.. Brock Hall 146-'Jour-
nalists as Nitch-players" will
explore how journalists are discov-
ering what interests readers.

9:00 a.m.. Brock Hall 146-"Whal
Is News Today?" will explore the
determinants of news in the 90s.

12:00 p.m.. Cafeteria Banquet
Room-"Southem Accent-Pluses
and Minuses" will provide a
critique of the three most recent

1:00 p.m.. Brock Hall 146-" Ad-
vertising and

Reporting-Joumal ism's Separation
of Church and Slate" will explore
why editorial and advertising
departments of a newspaper need to

2:00-4:00 p.m.. Brock Hall
Seminar Room-Individual confer-
ences with students about newspa-
per careers and journalism in
general <A sign-up sheet is provided
I Department).

From the Archives

March 13, 1957:

First SMC Museum For
Stuffed Animals Begun
(really)

German
Sabbath School
organized on
campus

By Richard Gallagher

"Guten Morgen! Herzlich
Wilkommen zum Sabbatschule'"
(Good morning! Welcome lo
Sabbaih school), These were som
of ihe firel words spoken 10:00
Sabbaih. March 17 at the newly
formed German Sabbath school.

"We've been ihinking for quite
some time about having
Dr. Helmul Otl. chairman of the
Modem Languages department.
Several students in Iniermediate

German told him they thought it was
good idea to have a German Sabbaih
school, and they asked if one could t
formed. &. Ott decided il was time
get the program started.
It follows a simple formal so il is

first, followed by scripture and prayer,
then the special feature, and finally,
lesson study.

The special feature in the first class
was Brigett DeMemmo's slide
presentation containing pictures of East
and West Germany. The special
feature will be a regular part of the
program.

Waldemar Ehlers, a retired minister,
gave the lesson study. It discussed
Matthew 24 and was taken from the
Sabbath school quarterly for that week.

Dr. Ott had his stijdents in Interme-
diate German study the 24tii chapter of
Matthew in class before the seven-

teenth. He also has the Intennediate
Spanish class members read portions
of the Bible during class.

The students of Spanish have an
opportunity to anend a Spanish
speaking church here in Colleged-
ale. The opportunity to visit a
German-speaking church is not
available to students of German.

Ott thinks it is important for the
students to read the scripture in the
foreign language. The religious
vocabulary used in the Bible is quite
different from everyday speech, said
Ott.

The class will meet two more
times, April 7 and April 21. The
meetings begin at 10:00 a.m. and are
held in Daniels Hall. Anyone is
welcome to come, but Dr. Ott
cautions, there may or may not be an
interpreter.

Measles feared to be reaching epidemic
proportions on college campuses nationwide

By LUCY YOUNG

©Copyrkht 1990, uSA
TODAY/Appfe Cbllege Informa-
tion Network

Once on Ihe brink of eradi-
cation, measles is striking back
with a vengeance.

The disease has killed 15
people nationwide this year, and
the cases are mounting faster this
spring than last year, which ended
with an alarming 16,240 cases and
45 deaths.

With schools across Ihe
country breaking for spring vaca-
tions, public health officials are
worried that measles will spread
farther, wider and faster.

"There's a good possibility
that we will have spread where we
have measles outbreaks," said
George Seastrom, a consultant
with the Centers for Disease
Control. "If (students) intermix,
they'll pick it up."

Spring break meccas such
as Florida's Fort Lauderdale and

Daytona Beach and South Padre
Island. Texas, wnll literally become
measles hotbeds: fun, sun and a
hardy virus that can survive in
warm humid conditions for three

"Rather than keeping
measles within certain coUege
campuses, it's going to be spread
to various schools this way,"
Seastrom said.

Inadequate immunization
among students is just part of the
problem; about half of the cases
are pre-schoolers, many in immi-
grant or inner-city families who
are not aware of the need for

As of Feb. 17, 52 out-
breaks of measles have been found
in 16 states: Maryland. Florida,
Illinois, Wisconsin, Texas, Califor-
nia, Alaska, Pennsylvannia,
Missouri. Oregon, Maine, New
York, Indiana, Ohio, Oklahoma
and Michigan.

"It's everywhere." said

Number of measles cases

Measles cases in Ihe United States hit an
alt-lime low at 1 ,500 in 1 983 before soaring to
16,236 last year.' So (ar this year, there have
been 1 ,1 50 cases, more than double the
number reported by this time last year.

Judy Ganit, a CDC health educa-
tion and information specialist.

The outbreak in Los
Angeles County persists after an
unusually long 2 1/2 year^,
making more than 3,260 people
sick. Chicago has reported 2,370
cases since its March 1989
outbreak. Dallas has seen 1,200
cases to date over a similar

In Fresno County, health
officials suspect that cultural mis-
understanding of vaccinations
contributed to the measles deaths
of nine Laotian children. That
spurred officials in St. Paul,
Minn., to launch a door-to-door
immunization program targeting
Hmong children from Laos.

Both counties have heavy
concentrations of Hmong who
live in cramped quarters, making
them particularly susceptible to
contagions like measles.

All states require children
to be immunized before starting
school. Because the measles
vaccine is considered 95 percent
effective, the CDC recommends a
two-dose immunization: one for
infants at 15 months old and
another before the child enters
school. People are considered
immune if they:

— Were bom before
1957 since they likely had
childhood exposure to the dis-

— Already had the
measles.

— Are adequately vacci-
nated according to standards.

Inadequate immuniza-
tions have created an entire
generation of young people who
may be vulnerable to the viral
disease.

People bom between
1957 and 1976 may have been

vaccinated too young for life-time
immunity while those bom be-
tween 1976 and 1980 may have
gotten ineffective vaccine doses,
the CDC said.

The deficiency is emerg-
ing nationwide on campuses like
the University of Maine, where
400 students without current
immunization records are being
excluded from classes until March
19 because of an outbreak among
45 students.

Earlier this month, a 30-
case outbreak in Allegan County.
Mich., caused a high school
basketball game to be played
without fans. The University of
Oregon, citing the growing number
of cases among young adults, will
require all new students next fall to
have been vaccinated for the dis-

That requirement is fast
becoming standard policy for
colleges, Seastrom said. "An out-
break really upsets the whole
routine of a university. After
spring break, they have Tinai
exams coming out, seniors are
going to job interviews. These
people can't afford to have the dis-

Outbreaks also have hit
Amish communities in Canton,
Minn., and Cattaraugus County.
N.Y. In Canton, the measles struck
17 people in five families and cur-
tailed visits until the outbreak
subsided. Amish traditionally
oppose vaccination for religious

Twenty yea"^ ago, hopes
were high that measles would be
vanquished. Public vaccination
programs moved successfully
toward that goal and in 1983, the
number of cases hit an all-
of 1,500. Since then, however, the
number of cases has surged.

Protesting administration policies can backfire

students should be aware of what they can expect to achieve

By CAROL BRADLEY

©Copyright 1990. USA TODAY/

Apple College Information Network

WASHINGTON — It may be

from ihe two-week sit-in at Tennessee
Siaie University, but a rash of similar
campus protests in the past year have
yielded mixed results.

For every Howard University in
Washington — where Republican
National Chairman Lee Atwaier
resigned from the board of trustees last
March after angry students occupied a
building for three days — there is a
University of Massachusetts. There,
Pentagon-supported research rolls
along despite a series of student
demonstrations opposing it.

Last May at Stanford University in
Palo Alto, Calif., 53 students seized
President Donald Kennedy's office for
a day to protest racism on campus and
the scarcity of minority faculty at the

Stanford is seeking minority hires.

service — on top of 75 hours of
community service meted out by the
university.

At TSU in Nashville, students ended
their sit-in March 8 with an agreement
to pay for damages caused to the
administration building and for long-
distance phone calls they made. They
also agreed their behavior was
"improper."

In return, the administration has
promised to make financial records
available (o students, put greater
emphasis on maintenance and repairs,
and form a committee to monitor
concerns — prompting both sides to
declare victory.

The success of student protests is not
always absolute, however.

The same month of the Stanford
protest, black studenu at Michigan
Stale University in East Lansing ended
a weeklong sit-in at the administration
building after school oITicials agreed to
consider the protesters' 36 requests
regarding minority concerns.

Among their demands was that
Michigan Stale appoint a vice presi-

minority affairs. The school did create
a position of minority adviser, though
It lower on Ihe flow chart
n who filled the new job.

Lee June, said that while some of
students' remaining requests have been
addressed — for instance, the school
has held a conference on black issues
— officials have been "generally slow"
to respond to other concerns, such as
hiring minority faculty.

Regardless, June said, the protest
served a piupose: At a school where
blacks comprise only 5 percent of the
42,000 students enrolled, "They got the
administration's attention and moved
along the agenda further."

The key to a successful protest may
lie in knowing in advance what
concessions a college or university is
willing to make, said Dave Cutler, a
representative of the Washington-
based United States Student Associa-

"As long as students are aware of
what they're capable of achieving, a
sufficiently organized student body can
get just about anything," Cutler said.

At tiny Paine College in Augusta.
Ga.. 300 of the school's 550 students
staged a 27-hour sit-in last September
to protest security conditions in the
wake of an on-campus shooting. The
school responded by installing high-
intensity lights on campus, arming its
five security guards at night and setting
up security booths at both campus

The only demand not agreed to.
Paine spokeswoman Therese Griffin
said, was to fence in the entire 54-acre

hearing p

'eriooked a more
minor request: that a majority of the
university's board of trustees be deaf.
Though additional deaf members have
been added to the 16-member board,

hearing.

Loyola Mary mount University in
Los Angeles appointed an H -member
committee of faculty, alumni and
community leaders to monitor race
relations after five students walked
into President James N. Loughran's
office last April and refused to leave
until he addressed racial problems.

Just last week, students at Morgan
Slate University in Baltimore ended a
weeklong protest by convincing the
administration to install more lights
and hire six more security guards.

No progress was reported, however,
on the students' biggest request — for

WSMC to host
Adventist Radio
Network Conference

By Lisa Rosaasen

The annual Adventist Radio Net-
work (ARN) Conference will be
hosted by affiliate WSMC March
28-30 on the Soulhem College
campus in Lynn Wood Hall 206.

Dan Landrum, program director
at Southern College's radio station
WSMC, said he is excited not only
about WSMC's renewed involve-
ment but that they have been
chosen as the host for this year's
conference.

Approximately 30 radio stations
representatives from North Amer-
ica with the farthest being from
station VOAR in Newfoundland
will attend, as well as representa-
tives from It Is Written and
Adventist World Radio.

The largest topic of discussion
will focus on the planning of the
coverage of the General Confer-
ence Session to be held July 5-14 in
Indianapolis, Indiana. The cover-
age team has already been ap-
pointed fro this upcoming confer-

ence. Landrum will be working on
the team as a reporter.

Another crucial topic will concern
the structure of Adventist Radio
Network and whether it should
become a part of Adventist World

Additional topics of discussion
will include network programming.

affiliation, and reports from current
station members and officers of the
network. There were also be a
station management problem -
solving session with Lee Mclntyre.
the representative of KSGN in La
Sierra, Califomia. Officers for
Adventist Radio Network will be
elected.

The National Association of
Broadcasting (NAB) meeting will be
held in Atlanta the week before the
ARN Conference. Steve Vistaunel,
current president of ARN, said they
try to hold both conferences at about
the same time and place so that rep-

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The Cafe Staff:

Photo feature by Sean
Terretta and Heather Wise

Sure, we all eat there
(most of us, anyway), and
sure, we say "hi" to the
servers and checkers, but
we rarely notice the people
who are working "behind
the scene" to produce
balanced meals, three times
a day, seven days a week,

Tuesday night was
pizza night, making things
a little easier on the staff, but
there was still plenty to

Marie Featress pouring soy milk

Doris Lasao and Dan Woodruf preparing dessert and
checking stock

Chris Fuller washing up

Gus Maxwell grabbing glasses before washing

Recycling: a fun, easy way to save the world from near certain destruction
at the hands of uncaring Reagan administration environmental policy
makers (really)

ByMARYDOlAN

those empty cans and plastic soda
boltles ihey planned to return to the
store. Feeling guilty, they chuck gla
in the garbage.

junk to separate recycling centers.

But there are things everyone can dc
to make the recycling chore easier.
First, get organized. There are many
products to help get a handle on the
mess. For example, tying a knot
around a slippery pile of newspapers
can be tricky. Bui not if papers are
stored in a rack, available through
catalogs.

A wooden model, decorated with
carved ducks, can be ordered for
$34.95 plus shipping from Svoboda
Industries in Kewaunee, Wise. Call
(800) 678-9996.

Hold Everything, a subsidiary of
Williams Sonoma, sells a wire

Annual Talent
show

scheduled for
Sunday

By Daryl Cole

■The Few. the Proud, the Tal-
ented." the 1990 SA talent
show, will occur in the gymna-
sium on Sunday, March 25 at 8
p.m. Entrants will perform their
talents and compete for cash
prizes. Winners will receive
S!00 for first place, $75 for
second place, and S50 for third
place. But all entrants that have
passed the screening committee
will receive S25 just for
entering and performing.

Harvey Hillyer. the SA social
vice president, and Daryl Cole,
Hillyer's assistant will emcee
the show. They will stall for
lime between acts by hosting
"Amazing Gerbil Tricks" and
oUierUme fillers.

The show is open to anyone

whow

'The

young, the old, the married, the
single, those in love, or those
just casually dating; all are
invited to experience Southern's
talent," said Hillyer.

newspaper rack for 57. To order, call
(415)42M242.

The company also sells products to
help recyclers get a grip on empty
bottles and cans, [ts recycling center,
which sells for $45. holds three. 13-
gallon plastic trash bags, useful for
sorting returns and recyclables.
There's a space to stack newspapers,
complete with spools to hold string.

Rubbermaid also makes containers
that make home recycling easier.
Available locally at hardware and
home stores, the company's squarish,
15-gallon bins stack to save space. U.se
one for newspapers, another for cans, a
third for bottles. Handles and drain

plugs make the bins easy to cany and
clean. The containers are made of
recycled plastic and sell for about $ 1 2.

Other Rubbermaid bins are sized to
hold three grocery bags in a row, or
newspapers spread flat. These range in
price From $6 to SI 1.

Once those cans, bottles and plastics
are organized, it's time to attack the
organic garbage. Grass clippings,
along with kitchen scraps such as
coffee grounds, egg shells, firuil
peelings and vegetable tops, can be
recycled by throwing them in a
backyard compost pile. Spread the
deteriorated mixture over zucchini or

Ashton and Glass in concert
Saturday night

By Andrea Nicholson

The Southern College Symphony
Orchestra will join organist Judy Glass

Saturday. March 24, at 3 p.m. in the
Collegedale Seventh-day Adventist
Church.

"Concerto for Organ and Orchestra"
by early American composer. Horatio
Parker, will feature Judy Glass as the
soloist. She will perform on the Anton
Heiller Memorial Organ, one of the
largest North American trackers built
in this century.

Bruce Ashton. pianist, will perform
"Andante," the third movement of
Brahm's Piano Concerto No. 2.

Two works featuring the Symphony
Orchestra include "Symphony No, 8 in
b minor," by Schubert, and three
movements of "Brandenburg Concerto
No. 1" by J.S. Bach. The latter will
feature two homs, three oboes, a

The 70-mcmber Symphony Orches-
tra is conducted by Orlo Gilbert,
professor of music at Southern
College. The group will perform for a
dinner concert on April 22. Tickets
are $15 and may be purchased through
the Music Department at Southern
College.

Judy Glass has been associate
professor of organ at Southern College
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Christian Singer, Joey Pollom, will
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Having previously appeared the
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wife. E)ebbie, is presently in the
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life with Christ. Admission is free, but
a love offering will be taken.

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the First Presbyterian Church of
Chattanooga.
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of Cincinnati in 1971. Ashton is a
member of the Southern College
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Destiny Drama Company does California during Spring Break

II was raining the afternoon of
March Isi when Destiny Drama Co.
lefl Southern to head for the West

a Spring Break Tour (March
1-12) that would include performances
at Pacific Union College, seeing the

tion, the panicipanls not only learned
about becoming belter performers but
also more about themselves and each

Before heading off to their firsi
academy performance, Destiny visited
such places as SL Helena. Elmshaven
(Ellen White's House), and Calasloga.
Also, they stopped by 'Frisco (tourist

Throughout the next week, Destiny
hit four academies in Northern
California: Rio Undo Academy,
Golden Gate Academy, Monterey Bay
Academy, and Lodi Academy,
Everywhere the drama troupe went,
they were well received. Stanley
Baldwin, principal of Lodi Academy
said, "You guys were right on.. .you
addressed issues important lo our

While performing for all those
academy young people. Destiny took
some lime out between performances
lo take it easy and see the sights... it
WAS Spring Break after all.

San Francisco was visited again, but
this time it was to ride the famous
cable cars and visit Fishennan's
Wharf, where one can see street
performers, "weirdos" and Alcatraz
Penitentiary. Also, they stopped by a
few Northern California beaches.

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it of

Golden Gate Bridge, visiting numerous
academies in Northern California, and
concluding in Sacramento for the
country's first ever Youth Summit.
The schedule was full and everyone in
the troupe was ready for a "West Coast
Experience".

The first leg of the California Tour
look Destiny to Pacific Union College.
Everyone in the troupe was excited
and nervous at the same time about
being on the PUC campus; they were
unsure how a group of "Soulhemers"
would be received on the West Coast,
so everyone remained on their toes.

Close lo 1500 people attended the
vespers program at ihe PUC church
that Friday nighl. Destiny's program,
which included the pieces 'The New
Christian" and "Soldiers of Light" was
well received by the audience.

The fears of the troupe were relieved
when they heard loud laughing and
hardy "AMEN's"". Also, many
students came up and personally
thanked the members for the vespers
program.

put on a Sabbath School for 400-500
people in Paulin Hall (Ackerman
equivalent). Destiny performed some
of iheir street drama material which
focuses in on "forgiveness" and a
"su-ong foundation in Christ".

Later that afternoon. Destiny put on
a 2 1/2 hour drama workshop empha-
sizing the seven precepts of Christian
Drama, Learning such skills as
projection, diction, and characteriza-

-Ihe troupe because of its cliffs, rocky
coast line, and its spectacular view of
the crashing waves.

After a busy and relaxing week alt
rolled up in lo one. Destiny loaded up
the van and headed for Sacramento for
their last exciting weekend.

to end the lour. Destiny look part in
the country's first every Youth
Summit, a youth rally sponsored by
Ingigh( magazine to kick off ihelr new
evangelistic publication Insiaht/Out
which was held at Carmichae! SDA
Church. Led by Steve Case, youih
pastor at Carmichael. and Chris Blake,
editor of Insiphl. the estimated crowd
of 100-125 youth swelled close to 300.

The idea of Youth Summit is to
bring youth closer to God by letting
them know that being a Christian is a
lot of fun. Blake's goal is to have

part of the first o
Allan Manin.

When it was all over. Destiny and
the leaders of Youth Summit talked
about the day. "Destiny helped fill a
void." said Steve Case, "You were
there to bridge the gap between us and
Ihe kids." Blake also had several
words of appreciation after the one-day
rally was over.

In the span of only twelve days, the
Destiny Drama Co. performed fo rover
4000 people. It's difficult to say if
Iheir performances had a direct effect
on people's lives, but Destiny member
Tricia Greene said, "If the Holy Spirit
used us to help only one person grow
closer to God, it was worth it."

Destiny sets
"Eyewitness"
performance for
April 6

The Destiny Drama Company will
perform the play "Eyewitness" at 8:00
p.m., Friday evening, April 6, 1990, at
the Collegedale Seventh-day Adventist
Church.

Students, faculty, administrators,
and staff are invited attend this home
performance. The Destiny Drama
Company's home performance is an

season. "Eyewitness" is an original
work commissioned to commemorate
the troupe's tenth anniversary season.
"Eyewitness" is a stirring portrayal
of a modem Christ and the significant
effect He has on His contemporaries.
Powerfully bringing the pertinence and
personality of Jesus Christ into a 20th
century setting. "Eyewitness" explores
the relationships of 1 990's men and

Co-written and directed by David
Denton. Destiny's 6-year veteran.
"Eyewitness" is sure to cany the
exceptional humor, drama, and
message characteristic of this troupe.

Utilizing pantomime, vignettes,
plays, and street drama. Ihe Destiny
Drama Company performs throughout
the United States for high schools,
colleges, and youth rallies. To support

Destiny's outreach ministry, a freewill
offering will be taken following the

For more information regarding tf
Destiny Drama Company home
performance of "Eyewimess," call
Allan Manin at 6 1 5-238-2724.

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A: I believe it all depends on how
sensitive one is lo caffeine. Many
people are not aware that taking over-
the-counter caffeine medications is not
quite the same as drinking a Coke or
Mountain Dew to stay awake.

Did you know that No-Doz has 100
milligrams of caffeine and Vivarin has
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figures to the 46 mg in Coke and 54
mg in Mountain Dew. So as you can
see, taking one Vivarin equals 3.7 cans
of Mountain Dew.

Adverse reactions to caffeine

products include rapid pulse, respira-
tions with hyperventilation, confusion.
irritability, nausea, hallucinations,

coma. It lakes approjiimaiely 5-6
hours for the body to metabolize half
the amount of the caffeine ingested by
an adult, this means that the symp-
toms will remain with you for a while.

The harmful effects of caffeine are
quite evident, yet many not only
choose to ingest it but go as far as
sharing with their friends No-Doz and

ViVE

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study. That is a great responsibility to
take into one's' hands knowing that
everyone reacts to caffeine differently.
You'd be a fool for giving it to a friend
and a greater one for taking it.

The G.P.A. Reaper claims another
victim.

A scramble to the top

Suggested reading from
McKee library

By A. Lee Bennett, Jr.

Author Denny Rydberg has writie
book that should be of great interest
many college students. How to

■Survive in College is % "'survival

that makes reading about both work
and play in college easy. Rydberg
includes good general infonnation o
succeeding in courses, as well as
specific advice on ways to review fo
various types of tests. This includes

information on attending Christian
colleges and generally has a Christian

"Those of you interested in escape
stories will hkc this one." The
Longest Tunnel, by Alan Burgess,
"focuses on 'the great escape' of
World War II and its consequences.
Burgess provides insight into the
haphazard nature of the final months
of the Nazi regime and a description o

NCAA Tournament Sweet Sixteen filled with surprises

By MIKE LOPRESTI

©Copyright 1990. USA TODAY/
Apple College Information Network.

Texas?

Ball Slate?

Xavier?

What if ihey gave an NCAA
regional and nobody you expected

Bloody Sunday is over, and ihe
NCAA Toumameni is down to the
Sweet 1 6. It doesn't have No. I seed
Oklahoma. Or No. 2 seeds Purdue,
Kansas or Arizona — a shocking 22-
poini loser to Alabama. Or Geor-
getown, Louisville or Missouri. One
after another, ihe big names were
carried out on their shields, while the
little guys danced at midcouri. The
NCAA bracket is beginning to sound
like the NTT.

It doesn't have defending champion
Michigan. Not anymore.

ltd

Big Eight, the league that controlled
the lop of the polls all season. The
Plains went ploohy.

Of the 16 teams seeded in Ihe lop
four in each region, nine were upset.
Last year? Only three look the early
bullet

But it is March, and drama has hit
the ground running.

They played 16 games Saturday
and Sunday. Twelve were decided by
four points or less. The Super Bowl.

"There are no easy teams left,"
Texas coach Tom Fenders said after
his Longhoms stunned Purdue. "But I
didn't see any, anyway."

Nobody was safe. Michigan Slate,
pride of the Big Ten, huffed past
Murray State and puffed past Califor-
nia-Santa Barbara.

There is a I2th seed still running.
Ball State is in the regional for the Hrsl

So is 1 Oth-seeded Texas and 6th-

seeded Xavier.

"The big thing was," Xavier coach
Pete Gillen said after his team beat
Georgetown, "our players believed

they could win. We're closing the gap
on these superpowers."

They all believe now. From Prince-

Before this past week. Ball Stale
and Xavier had each won one NCAA
tournament game in history. Now
they're both in the regional.

Proud old names of questionable
current strength also moved in.

There is UCLA, which hasn't been
this far since Larry Brown took the

There is Noilh Carolina, which
spent much of ihe season answering
questions about why it was supposedly
the worst Tar Heel team since either
Ihe Neanderthal era or before Dean
Smith was coach, whichever came

"Now," said Rick Fox, the Tar Heel
whose basket sank Oklahoma, "people
will look at us differently,"

Meanwhile, Loyola Marymounl
builds on a story for the ages. Emotion

magnable level — 149 points worth
against Michigan Sunday, With each
passing victory, another layer goes on
a legend.

The Big Eight had the best rankings
this season. The Big Ten had the most
teams invited. Seven.

But now ihat we have a Sweet 16.
mirror, minor on Ihe wall, who's the

The Atlantic Coast Conference.
Five teams came in, four are still
going. And Virginia just missed. The
Big Ten, meanwhile, is down to two.

The bad-news league goes good.
The league that gave us probation at
Maryland and a cesspool at North
Carolina State also gives us one-fourlh

EAST — Connecticut is the one
top seed that breezed through the first
weekend, the Huskies' pressure
defense is beginning to look like a
ticket to Denver.

Next up for Connecticut is
Clemson, which spent the weekend
on Ihe brink: winning only because
BYU missed a late layup and rallying
from 19 back to beat La Salle,

"God gave us this game,"
Clemson's Ricky Jones said after the

BYUs

. "The n

John Wooden won his first champi-
onship.

Duke has won three of the last
four regionals played in East Ruther-
ford.

SOUTHEAST — Top-seed
Michigan State made its way through
the early rounds with defense, but
will have to turn things up to get past
Georgia Tech in New Orleans.

Minnesota and Syracuse meet in
the other game. This is the one region
that went almost exactly according to

area for the favontes. The top three

No. 4 seed Arkansas is the favorite
but the Razorbacks have serious
obstacles in Dallas, beginning with
North Carolina, which may be just
hitting its peak.

Or do the Tar Heels have a letdown
after knocking off Oklahoma?

"Not a chance," guard King Rice
said. "We've struggled a lot, and we're
not going to lapse now. We want to
make the final show,"

The other game is the duel of the
underdogs, with Xavier against Texas,
which had the rotten luck of having to
play Purdue in Indianapolis, but comes
back to Texas for the regional in
Dallas,

"A lot of people booed us there
during Ihe Southwest Conference
tournament," Fenders said.

WEST — All hearts will go out
and all eyes will be on Loyola, which

Hank Gathers' death. The Lions meet

Nevada-Las Vegas would appear to
be the favorite, especially in Ihe first
game against unheralded Ball Stale,
the first Mid -American Conference
team to gel to this round in 1 1 years.

Jeff Dionise, Gannett News Service

In celebration of April Fools, humor, and

Southern wit: presenting the first (and

maybe last) annual April Fools

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to the Accent office by March 27. A
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Any submissions may be used in the

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Upcoming Events

March 19-30

Advisement for Summer/

March 23-24

SA Reverse Weekend

March 23

Southern College Concert

Band

Vespers 8 p.m.

Joey Pollom. Christian

Singer

Collegedale Academy 8

March 24

Organ (Judy Glass)

SC Symphony Orchestra

and

Piano (Dr. J. Bruce Ashton)

Concert

Collegedale Church 3 p.m.

"Something Special"
Collegedale Academy 8

March 25

SA Talent Show

March 29

Senior Recognition
Assembly
Collegedale Church 1 1

March 30

Robert Folkenberg, Jr.
Collegedale Church, 8

March 31

Andrews University

Gymnics

P.E. Center 8 p.m.

April 1

Time Change! Set
clocks forward one
hour.

International Extrava-
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Cafeteria 6:30 p.m.
(Tickets on sale in Stu-
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Presley sings school song

Volume 45. Number 14

March 32, 1990

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Wright Hall collapses forming large pile of rubble

Tunneling C.A.R.E. workers blamed for damage to historic structure

Al about 3:00 am on Sunday,
March 25. 1990, the residenLs of
Collegedale were awakened by the
sound of shattering glass and crum-
bling masonry. Talge Hall resident
Ted Showalter rushed to his window lo
see what was going on. "It was amaz-
ing," he said. "1 saw Wright Hall
tumbling to the ground right before my

ered the cause of the
collapse, A tunnel
had been constructed
under the building.
An expert Spelunking
team lead by Jo-Anne
Stevenson ventured

Santana.

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determine fairly quickly thai no one
was in Ihe building," said Joe. "How-
ever, we brought in Stan Hobbs' dog
Butch to sniff the nibble anyway just
in case." "We were hoping a fire

around on the back of the fire track

On Monday, inspectors from
the Service and Engineering Depart-
ments moved in to check on the
damage. In the process, they discov-

inlo Thatcher Hall.
"We got off course
somewhere under
Taylor Circle and
abandoned the project
about two months
ago." he said,

Investigators were puzzled as
to why il had taken so long for the
tunnel to cause Wright Hall to collapse
until they found out that Amy Grant's
"Lead Me On" had been playing on the
stereo in the Southern Accent office
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Elvis Presley , freshman Music major, shakes hands with former President
Richard Nixon who flew in from San Clemenle Tuesday to inspect the
damage lo Wright Hall.

Kuhlman. the hannonic vibrations of
the Heavy Metal Rock Music com-
bined with a the high tides in southern
Nova Scotia thai night caused a
weakening of the tunnel's supporting
beams. When the beams gave way.
Wright Hall went down with ihem.

Expens from the Depimcnl of
Auto Body Repair have been at work
on Wright Hall since early Wednes-
day. "With a little Bondo and some
minor repairs to the trim, we'll have
her fixed up good as new in no lime."

Qualley
suffering from
rare disease

By William Blake

©Copynght 1990, USA TODAY/
Apple College Infonnation Network
Ron Qualley, Dean of Men,
was rushed to Zoo Atlanta last
Monday evening after suffering
k of lycanthropy ov«

■He ci

Doctors at the University of
Georgia's Center for Lycanthropy
Research and Control said that
Qualley suffers from a rare mutation
of the disease. "Most people turn into
a werewolf when they have an
attack," said Dr. Alfred Einstein,
director of the Lycanthropy Control
Unit at Zoo Atlanta. "Qualley turns

The attack was apparently
brought on by anxiety induced when
Angel Echemendia failed to bring
Qualley a cap from the NCAA tour-
nament held recently in Knoxville.
Qualley's wife reported that the dean
had not been sleeping well for over a
week because of the incident. "He

Qualley recovering at zoo

would toss and turn and mumble to
himself something about "that dirty
rotten Angel. First he b

goal, t

nhed

Doctors expect that Qualley
will return to normal within the next
few weeks. "He's resting comfortably
now. He attacked one of the handlers
earlier today because he was wearing a
Oakland A's 1990 World Champions
T-shin. But. we've all put on San
Francisco Giants caps now and he's
calmed down considerably."

Editor

Armand Jean du Plessis, Due de Richelieu

Co-Editor

Rene Descartes

Co-co-Editors

Erich Stevens
Tim Burrili

Co-co-co-Editor

Bond, James Bond

Editor

Joseph Goebbels

Editor in charge

of putting things

on top of other

things

Heather Wise

people involved have been changed if wc fel
living or most likely dead who may or may
newspaper bearing the same nunc and bavin
this one is purely immiional tnil should undi
John Caskuy, Scan Tcrrctra and the othi
garbage really like all the people llie>' wnHt:
exception of Dr. Wohlers. Dr. Jan Haluska a
mention thai last pan bui we couldn't help oi

Co -CO -co- CO -co-
co-Editor in
charge of taking
over small
countries
Mikhail Gorbachev

Final Editing and
Proofreading

The Spanish
Inquistion

Trained Moose
provided by;

Ted Evans

Letter to the
co-co-editor

I'm in charge here...

In light of the hectic
events of the last two weeks, !
would like to point out to those
misanthropic individuals who

outlhat all able-bodied Collegedale
personnel who do not report to my
personal army within the next twenty-
four hours are also subject to sum-
mary expulsion from Southern
College for action contrary to the
military press.

Logically, the next step is lo

ethec

thee

eofrr

e editor of the official voice of
Southern College is also the
official censor of Southern
College.

I am therefore empow-
ered to stop any and all public
statements against the fair state
of New Mexico and its inhabi-
tants. Needless to say my
emergency powers give me fiill
right of summary suspension
and arbitrary expulsion. Having
said this, I would like to point
out that supreme control is now
within my grasp.

As new dictator/editor
of Southern College and
therefore of Collegedale, itself, I
permanently expel anyone who
publicly denies that the board of
trustees fired Don Sahly and the
rest of the administrative faculty
for gross negligence during the
past two weeks.

(who have no strong ties to the
Union, anyway, since thai Civil War
fiasco) with our crack invasion team
and forcibly enroll all of them in
Southern College, thereby subjecting
•strengthening power

This

D-fold

purpose of lowering next year's
tuition rate and swelling our ranks.
Apply this method recursively, and I
am. by default, the supreme mier of
the worid. Ha, ha. ha, all mankind
trembles at the thought. Bow low
before THE EDITOR OF MAN-
KIND. Death to the Bush tyrantlll!
Long live Emperor. . .

"Hang on, what's this patient
doing in the office."

"I don't know. Hey, I think
the Dictaphone's still on."

"Well, turn it off..."

"You're expelled... you're
al-l-l-l expelled... bow low before..."

Students placed on CP,
expelled after school
song incident

©Copyright 1990. USA TODAY/
Apple College Information Network

Elvis Presley, freshman
music major, was expelled, and
Edgar Allen Poe. Walla Walla
transfer student, was put on lifetime
Citizenship Probation last Sunday
following an impromptu perform-
ance of the Southern College school
song.

The duo set up their band
in the middle of Taylor Circle and
played to the homeless and the
auto-body workers repairing Wright
Hall. Student-S rushed from their
dorm rooms to hear the music. This
is the first time students anywhere
have voluntarily attended a per-
formance of a school song.

When asked why they
chose this particular piece, Poe said,
"This is a song we utterly loathed
for fifteen long years, but now we

resurrected it in a slightly more tricky
form to make it a litUe more fun to play."
Elvis agreed, "Yep."

Obviously, the students enjoyed
the performance. Even the radical
militant feminists left off their heckling
long enough to listen in on the concert.
But not everyone was happy.

Dr. McArthur, history depart-
ment chairman, called the performance
"an abomination. ..literally shame and
degradation... worse than burning nags."

McArthur contacted Dr. Sahly
who had been conferring with Richard
Nixon on methods for student control.
Sahly immediately unplugged Elvis'
microphone, abrubily ending the conce

Sahly said, "In light of the ^
hectic events of last week, it wouldn't be
prudent at this juncture to allow this so
of behavior. Before Sahly. rock. With
Sahly, no rock. After Sahly, who can
say? All I wanted was to be assured oi
my place in history."

Grates for the
homeless

A Modest Proposal

By Mahatma Gahndi

Olsen tt

for

In a desperate altempl lo

he homeless question once and
Clifford Olsen. instructor of
is law, gave a rousing speech in
;upport of "Ohms for the Poor," a con-
Calling on students, faculty.
ind Ihe Commillee of 42, Olsen said.
We have been ignoring ihe misfonu-
laie long enough. It's time lo stop
alking and do something. Calls from
he pulpit, appeals to our refined
iensibilities, nothing seems lo work."

this Practical Solution would b
plemented in much the same way as
the old self-cleaning bug zappers in
horse bams. He said, "Vagrants will
0 the heal, get comfort-

able o

e grate. I

hhalf

hour — zap!"

Robert Merchant, Ohms for
the Poor Treasurer in Chief, says this
can be implemented at a cost of only
$19.95 monthly per grate.

According to Elvis Presley,
founder and charter member of Ohms
for the Poor. "It's now or never. I
ain't askin' much of you. Suspicious
minds don't get all shook up about
vagrants on local grates. People

Olsen went on lo suggest a more per-
manent solution. He calls his plan,
"Grates for Ihe Homeless."

But there is a twist.

"These are no ordinary
grates," Olsen says. "New York has
grates. D.C. has grates, and all well
populated. But Collegedale's grates
will be different. Ohms for the Poor

Solul

would rather see the jailhouse rock
from overcrowding than actually so!"
ing the problem at its source. Don't
be cruel, give them hound dogs a
break from the heartbreak hotel.
These same respectable people who
are so apathetic about a live bum wil
really gel excited about a dead one.
Take me for example..."

Olsen agreed. "It was this
Proposal- p. 8

1988-89 Accent
Assitant to receive
coveted Martin
award

©Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/
Apple College Information
Network

The 1988-89 Southern
Accent has been posthumously se-
lected to receive the coveted
Martin award for excellence in
assistant editorship. The Ameri-
can Society for Ihe Prelection of
Martinism and Prevention of
Cruelty to Small Furry Animals
(ASPMPCSFA) instituted the
award only last Thursday during a
heated session of the Executive
Steering Commillee for Deciding
What Kind of Award We Should
Give Out Every Year
(ESCDWKAWSGOEY).

Brian Miller, former
Viking Club president and
member of Ihe ASPMPCSFA
ESCDWKAWSGOEY. said,
"Once we finally decided that we

kindo

eupir

le requirements
was the assistant editor of the now
defunct '88-'89 Southern Accent.
We carefully screened all the
possible candidates and found he
was the only one who faithfully

nets of Martinism
remely kindlo
als. Unfonu-

his memory."

Elvis Presley, acting Chair-
poslhumous-per^onage of the
ASPMPCSFA called last years
paper, "the greatest college newspa-
per in the history of the whole
world... really." "Don't be cruel, I
just wanna be your Teddy
Bear...Unh-Huh!" he added.

Edgar Allen Poe. executive
assistant to the acting Chair-posthu-
mous-person age, staled that he
really liked, "the positive upbeat
tone of the newspaper." "I'd like to
say more about the truly outstanding
nature of the Accent bui there seems
lo be a gentle tapping al my chamber

The generic plaque will be
awarded al a special ASPMPCSFA
awards banquet scheduled for April
31. Everyone is invited to attend.
Please bring your own stolen silver-
ware from the cafeieria lo eat with as
the ASPMPCSFA Committee for
Stealing Silverware From tt

jnlyb

n able ic

smuggle

d half of

adhered ti

iree spoons ai

Anyone who is interested ii
joining the ASPMPCSFA should
contact Alex "William Jennings"
Bryan at 238-3 174 and send S 100.00
in small demonimalions of un-
marked currency to the Southern
Accent office.

Suspected

chemical

weapons

plant

targeted by

Israelis

By Benjamin Disaeli

A previously disregarded tetter
from a Southern College SM in
Lebanon was translated early this
morning by Dr, L. Hanson, former
Lebanese mathematician. The
letter outlines secret details of a
joint Israeli- West German strike
on ihe pipe organ which they ap-
parently believe to be a clever
disguise for a chemical weapons
plant When asked for comment,
freshman pre -engineering major
Dallas Morisette said that he
suspected something like this.

Southern College students file multi-million
dollar suit against pop singer McFerrin

Edgar Allen Poe. a post-
graduate transfer student from Walla
Walla College, and Elvis Presley, Jr..
a freshman Music major originally
from Memphis, have filed a lawsuit
Hamilton Couniy District court
against singer-songwriler Bobby
McFerrin.

The multi-million dollar:
alleges that McFerrin stole the ide
his Top 20 hit "Don't Worry-Be
Happy" from the duo.

Al a preliminary hearing
la.st Wednesday, Presley said that

1986, and Presley had been perform-
ing it on the sidewalk in front of the
Red Food store in Ooltewah for over
year when they first heard the McFcr-

shocked. He look the whole song
from us — every word, every note. Ht

s, but, other
than that, the two songs are identical.'
Poe was also asked lo make i
statement to Judge William "Wild
Bill" Wohlcrs. but the bailiff deter-
mined that he was too badly decom-
posed to take the stand.

Wohlers is expected lo rule

Friday unless there is a new moon on a
Thursday any lime during 1991. in
which case he will not rule at all bul
just make some kind of mamby-pamby
remarks and beat around the bush a lot.

Feminazis' attack on Accent repulsed

By George S. PaOon, Jr.

a bloody

Militant femi

repulse last Tuesday v
templed to seize the offices of the
Southern Accent. Jolui Caskey, ei
of the Accent, and Stan Hobbs, ih{
newspaper's advisor, are believed
be holed up in the office which is
currently reponed to be

called for the Feminazis to pull back
and allow UN peacekeeping troops to
take up positions around the perime-
ter. "We want to worii together
peacefully for a negotiated settle-
No one is being allowed to
go near the building, and there has
been no independent confirmation of
casualties: however, the feminist and

animal rights activists have allows
Red Cross to set up a first aid statii
near their encampents in front of

'e've treated hunt
irs. I only hope l

the Accent office for over two weeks
mumbling to himself incoherently
about the inconsistency of women and
ihemeritsof animal dissection. He
had reportedly received death threats
from women and animal rights groups
all over the country.

Hobbs had gone to the office
to attempt to convince Caskey to come

"We kno'
d Molly Yard, I
. -We can hear
sh Limbaugh ra

We'll have them out pretty soon
though; the Crack Environmental
Suicide Squad

oallo

we speak. Death to male-chauvini;
pigs! Death 10 frog-mutilators!"

When asked what Caskey
done Yard replied, "He's rude and
wears a florescent green PING hat.
What more do I need to say."

Presidenl Don Sahly has
declared martial law on the campus
Southern College. The declaration
includes a dusk to dawn curtew and
provisions for arming SC's security
police with rubber chickens.

In an appeal broadcast to the
feminists over WSMC radio Sahly

Tracy Jensen, RN treats a severe paper cut suffered by one of the Feminazis during
the attack on the Accent office.

Fiendish potato plot foiled by Chris "indy"
Indermuehle, unexpected Spanish Inqusition

By Salvador DaU

"Hello, and thank you for
calling Dial-A-Menu! Today for
dinner we're having baked potatoes,
boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes,
scalloped potatoes, tater-tois, french
fries, curly fries, cottage fries, Mexi-
biles, and potato salad. Our hours are

It was with this depressing
message thai Chris "Indy" Inder-
muehle, began what has, without a
doubt, been his greatest adventure
ever, uncovering a terrifying web of
international intrigue, espionage, and

those oversights so often seen in
collegiate cafes. But I had obviously
been wrong, and now a terrible pototo
crisis has reared its bulbous head and

The/

itCo

reports that Indy sneaked through a
third floor Accent office window jusi
after it started raining up. The miliia
feminists initial confusion due to this
unexpected event gave Indy the time
he needed to scale the outside wall ai
relay his story.

that fateful message a cold chill ran
down my spine. I could all but feel the
insidious forces at work behind what I
was hearing. For several months, I
noticed a tuber trend in Southern's
cuisine, but had passed it off as one of

According to Indy. Monte
Mitzelfeit, sophomore computer
science major discovered that the
transcendent aura and focusing power
of the common potato greatly re-
sembles that of the quartz crystal,
during his travels in Belgium. After
several minutes of intensive study, he
founded a new monastic order combin-
ing elements of Lutheranism with the
potato, a down to earth source of pow-
erful harmonic vibes. He called it
"The Potato Head Groove Thing."

Committed to uplifting the
Southern College intelligence quotient.
Mitzelfeit abandoned his plan to build
a pyramid over the campus and instead
implemented potato power. He
recruited huge numbers of converts
who began performing daily rituals
deep underground and cooking cold
potatoes.

To meet his ever increasing
demand for tuber products, Mitzelfeit
eventually had to set up a smuggling
nng. He sold Reuben sandwiches to
Mark Peach, his agent in Geimany, in
exchange for potatoes and obscure
Arab fruit juices.

To keep track of the finances.

Miueifeit, Bennet said, ^0"'^ Mitzlefelt: deranged student

onry are such diverse elements as fear.
surprise, ruthless efficiency, almost
fanatical devotion to Sahly. and nice
red uniforms. If the infidel does not
confess, we will first poke him with

the Soft Cusions, and then force him tt
sit in the Comfey Chair until lunch,
with only an hour's break for a cup of

Bones found encased in bell tower believed
to be remains of former teamsterJimmy Hoffa

©Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/
Apple College Information Net-
Late last Thursday
evening, the remains of an unidenti-
fied body were uncovered in the
bell tower's concrete base during
) Heller, bell tower
^as working at the time
installing a new amplification
device for the Elder Hostel's

I getaway. Heller slates,
: drilling om a hollow for

wuingw

s hit SI

metal. At first we thought it was a
strut, but it turned out to be an old
ring surrounded by bone frag-

Prominent sources at the
Collegedale Police Department
report, "The ring was badly
damaged, but it was still easily
identifiable as a Teamster's signet."
Investigating authorities are
reluctant to jump to conclusions
regarding the identity of the body;
however, an anonymous source
echoes the general feeling of the
investigation committee. "It's
Hoffa. It has to be. Look at the
parallels. Foul play, Teamsters, for
land's sake, the bell lower was buili
in 1978 (the year of Hoffa's disap-
pearance). Everything matches.
There's no doubt in my mind that
the Hoffa case is going to be reo-

Dental prints are now being
analyzed at the Tennessee State Crime
Lab to positively identify the remains,
and, in a joint effort, a special forensic
chemistry lab is being run by Dr.
Mitchell Thiel, Southern College
Chemistry professor, Thiel stales,
"This is a very exciting opportunity for
my students. Not often do we gel
access to a [rue specimen. I'm very
pleased with the happenings."

Shirley Devercaux, Chat-
tanooga Times columnist, shares in the
spreading excitement. Devereaux feels
that this incident "is a direct fulfill-
ment of Nostradamus' 1658 prophecy
which states 'Central standing stone of
olde raises ye Westron Prince from his
've always felt that
actually a missing
□m Stonehenge."
the consequences

away from it." Other
students express the same
fears. Jon Nash, senior
physics major, is worried.
"It's really eerie at nighi
when it's foggy, especially
when you're late for
worship. I never go
through the parking lot

worker. \

know anything about thi;
woo-woo kind of thing.

pumping power to that

the bell tower wa
central monolith I
She is uncertain c

Southern students

Don't be afraid to:
tower emanating a swiriing
blue planar energy. That could be po-
tentially bad." She strongly urges us
to "not let the prophecy go unheeded."

Remarkably. Ted Naiman,
Southern College freshman, claims to
have made the same prediction over
three hundred years after Nostrada-
mus'death. "1 knew something like
that was going to happen someday.
That bell thing is just psycho. It bongs
every hour, time after time. I just slay

electricity — maybe it's
solar or something. Every
once in a while I recharge
my car battery by parking
next to it. I hadn't thought

Ilc<

irwill

seem less unusual as more
facts are uncovered. Until
then, the Southern Security
force assures us that,
"Campus protection will
be as good as ever.
Whatever happened,
happened a long time ago.
Southern students can

The bell tower: Has it been tolling for
Jimmy Hoffa since 1978?

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Secret security surveillance systems
existence revealed by Thatcher deans

In an impromptu press
conference on ihe morning of March
twenty-ihjrd, Thatcher deans
revealed thai a hidden surveillance
syslem is already in limited use in
Ihe women's residence hall. Afier
ihe furor among ihe assembled
Journalists died down, Dean Rose
said, "We hope to go full scale with
the system within a month. No more
night check, no more sneaking
around. A computer will monitor all
Ihe cameras and ensure everyone's

John Beckett, installation
manager for Project Godiva,
declared that "computer services will
be writing an artificial intelligence
program to protect the girls' best
interest by making sure they are in
on time and that no "Peeping Tom's'
are in there with them. In our minds.
the sooner we get this system up, the
sooner thievery and terptitude will

0 express the underlying

: student body. "We've
been planning some sort of demonstra-
tion for the past couple of weeks." said
one activist. "This is only the most
recent outrage of many committed
against us."

tional?" whined one panic ularly
distraught student "We're old enough
to regulate our own lives. We don't
need this invasion of our privacy!"

When Dean Engel was
approached with these expressions of
student sentiment she retorted. "They
don't have to go to school here if they
don't want to abide by our rules. We
are only attempting to provide

foro

' On

Andy McConnell's
Assembly Service

Tired of those long, boring Assemblies?
Let Andy McConnell and his friendly staff
take you away from the hustle and bustle
of college life.

"We'll get you to the cafe ahead of the crowd "
Rates: $5.00 per Assembly credit
Call 238-3218 today.

When
confronted with
these new facts.
Floyd Greenleaf,
surveillance

; spokes-
person, refused to
offer a direct

hearing this, Dean Hobbs is reported to
have snorted, "How do we know what
all those pictures are being used for? I
think its a blatant infringement of the
girls' privacy."

Shortly after the disclosure of
[he existing surveillance system, the
Accident was unexpectedly contacted
by an SC psychology graduate who has
requested that she remain anonymous.
In an unprecedented show of loyalty to
the Feminazi movement, our informant
revealed thai the data used in her senior
seminar paper had not been collected

though Greenleaf

refused to disclose

the identity of the Exf>en computer hacker. Linden DeCarmo,

star, sources for The (appej directly into Thatcher's video surveillance

National Enquirer

have placed Rob system to download this clandestme image.

Lowe in the vicinity

digital video imaging work station, a
collection of video tapes and a filing
cabinet filled with pertinent research

of Chattanooga at the time in question.
When contacted at his California home.
Mr. Lowe had no comment, but did send
his warmest greetings to the residents of
Thatcher 207.

Approaching the investigation
; system from another

Negely, a sophomore business major
who works for the SC accounting office.
After being guaranteed total anonymity
he revealed several purchase orders
signed by Larry Williams which would
seem to indicate an involvement in the
surveillance system installation and
maintenance on the pan of the psychol-
ogy department.

Acting on this piece of plun-
dered information the Accident unoffi-
cially sent a represyiiative to Ihe
psychology department. Finding the
building locked, alleged physics ninja,
Roben Marsa, surreptitiously entered

thorough rifling of

during I

Further investigations by the
staff unearthed a moldering
worker who admitted to
he system for Williams
first year at Southern.

seemed harmless enough. Now that I
think about it, those things did look
like ray guns."

In an unsolicited stalemeni to
the press, Marcie Woolsey admitted
reading several of Larry William's
most recently published papers.
"Frankly, I found them highly
fascinating,"

Upon hearing of the fiasco,
President Sahly said, "I think more
faculty should be involved in active
research. Ireally don't know what all

Nothing at all - continued from p.S

(Stop! Don't read this until you r
sidewalks, and I'll give you these:

Nobody's eyes wandered over and
rested on Wohlers. It grinned. "I dare
say. my good fellow." it said. "You
seem to have brought me a bloody
delicatessen!" And a tentacle knotted
iiselfaround Wohlers' tie.

Wohlers. though in a stale of shock.
recovered enough to ask. "What's going
on here. Reggie?"

"Nothing," I said, backing awav
slowly. '

"Well, nothing's again.st school

le beginning pan on page

i„o ...., and, last I saw.
running through Wright

Wohlers was runnmg mrougji
Hall, yelling "Nobody's after
The receptionist just shook hp
and flipped to "Psychiatry" i

"Nobody," I said, tl
Wohlers followed s

And if anyone ever says mdi
nothing happens at Southern College,
believe him. I've seen nothing
happen, and it's not a pretQ- sight."

Nobody knows why. but if
pressed for more details, Horton wiii

. he knows nothing— so don t

Jt Nobody bother asking him,

Unusual
precipitation
troublesome
to area
residents

It has been raining again in
Collegedale. but this time even the na-
tives were upset. Though past studies
proved there are at least 358 rainy days
a year at Southern College, this was
not everyday rain.

Il was raining up— literally.

For the past five days,
Collegedale has been subjected to the
oddest meteorological phenomenon
this side of Apison. A steady shower
has been pelting upwards out of the
ground and vanishing somewhere
above in a cloudless sky.

TOf

us the original architects
waterproof ceilings, but
neglected to seal the floors. Five feet
of water has collected in the upper half

dows only open at the bottom. In-
specting the water damage. Edgar
Allen Poe. consulliDg engineer, said
only, "Don't worry, be happy!"

Clothing is another funda-
mental problem. Most students'
apparel is designed to shed water
falling from above, but even the most

the rain falls up.

"It is particularly annoying,"
said Ginger Bromme. "when you're
wearing a skirt. Somebody needs to
do something." Dean Engel quickly
proclaimed a temporary ban on skirts
and dresses and commissioned Dr. Ray
"Doc" Hefferlin to solve the problem.

Hefferlin promptly develop-
ped "Umbrelloots" as he calls them, a
pair of tiny invened umbrellas to be
strapped under one's boots. "It's not
convenient for walking," he said, "but

(You can purchase them in
florescent fuchsia at Daniells Hall for
just $19.95.)

Meanwhile, Thursday
evening, Craig Lastine and Woody

feasibility of researching the probabil-
ity of discovering viable options
towards a working solution lo the
inverted precipitation and closeted

old Tab.

Friday morning, Douglas
Morgan of the History department took
matters in his own hands and formed a
spelunking group to ascertain just what

Willard Scott of Today Show
fame stood by as the group crawled
into the tunnel Ed Saniana and Jim

Herman had dug months earlier.
When asked what they hoped to
accomplish, Poe said, "Maybe they'll
gel buried alive. I always enjoy thai

Dean Engel, however, was
more worried. "Jo-Anne Stevenson is
still down there. And Morgan is
single!" she said. "And look what
happened with Peach."

Damp and shivering, every-
one waited through Friday and
Saturday. Suddenly, Sunday morning,
the rain stopped as a grey mist shot out
of the tunnel and vanished over the

Moments later, Morgan and
his group emerged. All America

watched, glued to their televisions, as
Willard Scott asked him what had
happened.

"Apparently," Morgan said,
"a small rain cloud was trapped when
Wright Hall collapsed last Sunday. It
got lost in the labyrinth of caves
beneath Collegedale, lonesome and
frightened. Terrified at the sight of a
blonde Amazon racing through a
cavern, it started to cry. Disoriented in
the dark, it rained up — quite simple,
actually."

The cloud followed Morgan's

Dean Mathis says. "It is only
a matter of time till the dorms dry out
and guys can use their bunks again."

As of this writing, nothing
has yet been heard of either Jo-Anne
Stevenson or Lasiine and While.

Funny
photo
contest
winner

Allen Giles, halfway down a
Colorado ski slope, suddenly
missed a turn, and Greg
Parkhurst captured the

(Runner up Michelle Sykes' shot
of Matt Cromwell being himself
may appear in a later issue if we
can possibly stand it.)

DALE WALTERS & JEFF NEWELL

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Of Mice and Men

By Rock Hudson

©Copyright 1990, USA TODAY/
Apple College Information Network

This week the Accent takes a
serious look at another growing social
phenomenon in the world. The
problem of Mice and Men. Just what

mouse?

"Well, it's not a question of
wanting to be a mouse. ..it Just son of
happens lo you. All of a sudden you
realize Ihat's what you want to be,"
says an anonymous Southern College
student reccndy interviewed by an
anonymous Southern Accent reporter.

Anonymous Reporter: When did you
first notice these tendencies?
Anonymous Student; Well...my
Freshman year I went to this party
with some friends at UTC, and. er...
we drank a loi of Doctor Pepper.. .and
then some of the guys, uh...staned
handing cheese around. So, just out of
curiosity I tried a biL..and well that

AR: What else did these friends of
yours do?

AS: Well some ofthem kind of
dressed up like mice a little and
then.. .when they got the costumes on
they sianed...you know... squeaking.
AR: What was your reaction to this?
AS; I was shocked at first. But,
er...gradually I came to feel that I was
more at ease in the company of other

This is a ^pica! example of
the Mouse problem. A problem which
is sweeping over our campus faster
than Michael Gorbachev can ovemin

According to Larry Williams,
of the Psychology departmenl, at least
8 percent of the population will always
be mice. "There's something of the

honestly say that al one time or another
in our lives we haven't been attracted
10 mice. 1 know I have. Most normal
adolescents go through a stage of
squeaking once or twice a day bui they

if that," he says
"On the other banc

I, teenagers
arc attracted to the Mouse scene by the
very illegality of it. It's like murder-
make a thing illegal and it acquires a
mystique. Look at arson-How many of
us can honestly say we haven't set fire
to some large public building or
hospital or something at one time or
another in our lives. I know I have."

However, students are clearly
hostile to mice. "I understand that
they can't help themselves." says Mike

hmgw

Alex "William Jennings" Bryan. "I
think that these mouse offenders
clearly deserve the death penalty."

Darin Stewan said, "I'm an
Accounting major and consequently
too twring to have anything of interest

The Collegedale police also
take a dim view of mice. "We know
that these things (Mouse parties) are
going on in the area." said Elvis
Presely. temporary deputy. "We have
undercover people working the mouse
scene. They've made several buys in
the area recently.,. Brie,
Camemben.-.even some of the harder
siuff like Cheddar and Gouda. We're
very close to a major bust."

Perhaps we need to know

mice before we judge them. Then
again, perhaps we don'i. Anyway this
is the end of the wiicle. The clock has
just struck one and I can hear the
farmer's wife coming around the
comer. Squeak!

(Editors note: If you feel that
you mighl be a mouse, a toll-free
hotline, 1 -800-1-SC-MICE, had been
established to help you cope with your

nthe

phor

s 24 hours a day.)

Southern Security Nabs Nobody Doing Nothing

he past weeks of unmitigated
ended wjih a rather odd
Sunday evening.
Adminisiralion stubbornly refused

the incident, insisting thai nothing had
happened, so here, in the words of
Reggie Honon. SC security officer, are

"11 is all t

which a

1 Family Circus c:
ously, Bill Keanc has never seen
nobody. I have. Nobody is tall.

mouths, and

a place on lis bulbous forehead.

Nobody glared around for a

a sianling British a<

mplaining of indigestion shortly."

id its lenlacles writhed in a panicu-

fabricaied.

Yesterday evening, as I followed
my routine beat towards the cafeteria,
nothing caught my eye. I stared at it.
and sure enough, nothing was there.
And ii was spreading.

Even as I watched. Southern's
scenery was vanishing — and in its
place was nothing. After halfa
hillside, two sidewalks, and three
junior accounting students were
swallowed up, 1 decided to take action.
1 turned my back, folded my arms,
stomped my foot, and yelled, "Enough
already!" That seemed lo work, for
when I glanced over my shoulder.
nothing was happening, and fast. It
stopped spreading and instead coa-
lesced into nobody.

Now don't get me wrong. Nobody
is not the cuie, rounded, Casper-ihe-
Friendly-Ghosl figure you commonly

s qmii

well, ihank you. "Hum," it rejoined.

Another eye swivelled round,
shoving aside three particularly purple
arms, and blinked slowly.

"I dare say," it said, "you might
bring one something proper lo eat if

Usually, nothing scares me in the
dark. But when nothing is standing
there actually talking to you, it is
rather disconcerting. 1 ran to tti

hurried back down.

Nobody was there. It glare
offering, then look a huge heipi
Special K loaf. At the lime, thi.
seemed like an irrelevant detail,
worry, however, whei

screamed, "Aspmpcsfa
Escdwkawsgoey!" I fled with the
leftovers back to ihe cafe and found
Mr. Evans, the food service director.

"Nobody ale this." I lold him,
"and nobody lumed yellow-green and
greenish-yellow and I don't think
nobody liked ii."

"Nobody didn't like it?" asked
Evans carefully.

"Righl," I insisted.

"I have other things to do," said
Evans. "When nobody likes the food,
let me know. Then we'll have
something lo worry about it."

"Nobody finished the Special K

Back outside, nobody w

. Then it hil me — nobody ,
its food from the realm of the irre
vant. Its choice of majors was cle

It is terribly difficult lo find
something totally irrelevant when ^„.
really need to (almost impossible, by

definition), bull tried. I hastily
collected tny orange airplane guidance
flashlights, some mismatched socks
Worid Civ. n notes, and Dr. Wohier^
Vice-President of Student Affairs
Nobody gave me a momenis
notice, so I yelled. "Pui back ihe

Nothing — p. 6

Proposal — continued from p. 3

very apathy towards communily unnecessaiy. But until then, it'll

service that prompted us to pretty much take care of itself."
propose our Practical Solution. When Ron Qnalley was

Maybe once they realize whafs asked why he joined Ihe coalition

going on, people will get off he only stopped poiishmg his

their... well, they miglii finally do Mercedes long enough to growl it

somedimg and make our solution a rather lycanthropic n

The Cast:

John Caskey as:

Edgar Allen Poe

William Blake

John Lennon

George S, Patton, Jr.

H,L. Mencken

Rock Hutison

Sean Terretta as;

William Wordsworth

Mahatma Gahndi

Paul Bunyon

Giovanni Boccaccio

Monte Mitzlefelt as:

Benjamin Disreali

Sigmund Freud

Jon Nash as:

Salvidor Dali
Greg Bush as:
John Donne
Special thanks to Kerri, Mon-e-que, and Laurie

With his guitar strapped to his motorcycle, Elvis Presely, expelW
from Souther,, College for singing the school song, leaves
CoUegedale forever.

President Sahly
discusses his vision
for Southern in the 90s

By Amy Beckworth

Interested in Dr. Don Sahly's goals
for Southern in the 1990s? In an inter-
view on April 6. Sahly said Ihe
enrollmenl. quality of academic
programs, science facilities, spiritual-
ity, and hiring more minority faculty
are his five major goals.

What

As I look to the 1990s it is my goal
to have a spiritual revival, not just on
campus but in the church at large. The
church growth here in North America
is in a pathetic state especially when
compared to the rest of the world.

The final goal I want to address is
creating balance in the diverse popula-
tion on this campus.

minority faculty s

all the students. So
far it has been a
real challenge.

There has
been talk about

school. Is it Irue
Southern College
may change to
Southern Univer-

Strawberry Festival

Kenny Zill spent the year behind his

...for the annual Strawberry
Festival, which will lake place in
Ihe gymnasium at 9 p.m.. April 28.
"We have good coverage of the
students." said Ervin Brown, the
assistant producer of Strawberry
Festival. "If they got involved, we
probably have at least one picture.

laptunngyou...

Kenny Zill, the producer of the
show, chose "'Pieces of Life" as the
theme. The show wilt include con-
temporary music along with around
2,000 pictures of "life" at Southern.

To make the show complete,

served after the slide presentation.

Financial aid
options revealed

equality of the

We want to maintain and improve ihe
majors we presently offer. We,
especially, want to upgrade our
accounting program to a full masters
level. Wc plan to do this next year.
Southern has just introduced a market-
ing major in the business department.
Our hope is that the current interest in
marketing will continue to mature and
grow into a solid major.

Another goal we must address
liuring the 1990s is ihe quality of our
"cience facilities. Our present labora-
tories and classrooms are the oldest
parts of our campus. We are going to
have 10 completely renovate Daniels
and Hackman Halls or build a new
science complex. Presently, we are
giving study to total renovation or lo a

this topic
further discussion.

What would be the benelils of
changing the name?

The benefits of changing the nami
are strictly ihose that hit you from a
public relations, marketing, fund-
raising, and recruiting potential .

Is it your goal to keep Southern
tuition the lowest of all SDA col-
Yes, it is our goal lo try to maintai
the lowest cosi in the denomination,
with the exception ofOakwood.
General Conference subsidizes
Oakwood. It is a real challenge

The

One of the mosi common problems
Southern College students will face
next year is, of course, how to pay for

Many students do not realize the

"There are many types of grants and
loans students can receive." says Ken
Norton, Director of Student Finance.
Some of these include Restricted
Scholarships, Pell Grants. Slate Grants.
Supplemental Educational Opportunity
Grants, Stafford Loans, Perkins Loans.
and Work-Study Programs.

Restricted Scholarships are given to
sludenLs who maintain high academic
achievement and/or meet the require-
ments of the individual scholarh.sip.

For example, a Dora McClellan
Brown Scholarship is for theology
majors and a George Aldcn Nursing
Scholarship is for nursing students
from Florida. Many more restricted
scholarships arc listed in the Financial
Aid section of the Southern College

>w cost becomes
:ow quality, we really
have anything to market. We

can show they have a great financial
need. Not just anyone can obtain a
grant. The student must apply for
federal aid (grants) and then submit :

letter of request to the Loan and
Scholarship Committee. The commit-
tee will then look at the student's grade
point average, ACT scores, citizenship
record, and work record to see if the
student is really putting forth enough
effort to be worthy of financial aid.
The student must have a real need and
must already be working before real
consideration is given. "You demon-
strate you're doing your part, and we'll
work out a program." says Norton.

Loans are obtained by borrowing
money from the federal government
through the school or by borrowing
from a bank. Most loans are guaran-
teed by state agencies. In a Parent-
Plus Loan, parents may borrow up to
$4,000 a year to a limit of $20,000.
Beginning times for paying back the
loans vary anywhere from 60 days to
nine months after graduation or when
Ihe student drops below a half-time
enrollment status.

Through the Work-Study Program.
the govemment pays for most of Ihe

for by the employer. Information on
who is eligible for the program is
available at Wright Hall.

Pamphlets, applications, and more
details about any of these programs are
available at the Financial Aid office.

Do not be afraid of enemies; the worst they can do is kill

you. Do not be afraid of friends; the worst they can do is

betray you. Be afraid of the indifferent; they do not kill of

betray. But only because of their silent agreement, betrayal

and murder exist on earth,

"Bruno Yasienski

Soviet novelist

Let us begin by committing ourselves lo the truth--to see il

as it is. and tell it like it is--lo find the truth, to speak the

truth, and to live the truth.

--Richard Milhous Nixon

37th President of the United States

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell

people what they do not want to hear.

"George Orwell

Writer

The policy of Russia is changeless.. .lis methods, its laclics,

s may change, but the polar star of its policy--

world domination-is a fixed star.

"Heinrich Kari Marx

Communist

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DearEdilor.

I have attended Soulhem for
three years. Wilhin this short period
of lime, I've seen and experienced a
lo! of ihings thai God might not
approve of. God has given the
leaders of this school opponunities lo
preach and speak his words. I'm
speaking of leaders like teachers,
administrators, and most importanily
the pasmral staff. The spiritual
leaders here have a great deal of
responsibility lo lead the young in the
righi way.

I can imagine thai the deans
are probably wondering why instead
of tjymgiogetiovi/orship. the
students are trying to gel out of
worship. When we do go to worship.
we have no reverence. It's as though
we are anywhere but the House of the
Lord. Friday night vespers is like
going to Marccy's Massage Parlor.
Girls and guys can't keep their hands
off their companions. "Preach the
Word."

I feel as though the pastoral
staff doesn't fully realize the respon-
sibility that lies before it. The
pastors need to come to some of the
students' rooms and listen to some of
iheir Satanic music. They should
their Satanic symbols
i. We must
Satan has control of

Southern College campus he's doing
every thing in his will to lead us
astray, eventually causing us to be

lost in total darkness. "'Preach the
Word."

Many students and faculty
members agree with me when 1 say this
style of preaching for worship services
just doesn't fly. Th pastoral suff here
would be surprised at how many
students would love to hear the Word of
God preached. "Preach to Word."

"Once upon a time," how
many times have we heard this phrase
during worship? This is the phrase used
for fiction story books. This is the line
we read to our children at bedtime in
order to put them to sleep. And this is
just what's happening when someone
j/ith a phrase like this.

Wee

eups[

ally, not to go to sleep. "Preach the
Word."

I must tell students at S.C. not

chicken with his head cut off. I ran
from church to church looking for some
pastor to save my soul; however, insieac
1 found pastors who are afraid to hurt
someone's feelings. They sugar coal
God's words. They don't "Preach the
Word," with authority. We must realize
that pastors and Church leaders can
cause us to be lost rather than saved.
We must remember that God uses
ministers as tools lo reach his people
through the Bible, the Spirit of Proph-
ecy, prayer, and most of all the Holy
Spirit. Pasiorsdon't have the right to
preach the way they want to. "Preach
the Word."

Reggie Honon

withs

Dear Editor,
In converse
S.C as well as in articles and
odiiorials appearing in the Accent, I
frequently note the use of the word
"arbitrary" in referring to the rules
and regulations ai S.C. I have also
noted that if one tries to discuss the
rules and regulations with faculty and
US of moral

and regulations we endure are in fact
arbitrary. The reason. I believe, for
discomfiture at the mention of prin-
ciple is that if we try to understand
; rule or regulation in terms of

iciple

evaluate all rules and regulati
such manner. No one in authority
here at S.C. wants to do that because
ihey very well know, though il may
be heaiedly denied, that Biblical and
Spirit of Prophecy principles play a
very small role in determining
today's S.C. rules and regulations.

Many self-supporting schools
claim to carefully follow Spirit of
Prophecy counsel and thus make life
dull and monotonous in everything

Conference and union schools tend to
believe that if they are going to
recruit and hold energetic, up-beat
and vibrantly alive young people Ihey
must minimize Ellen White's counsel
on lifestyle in particular. In the view
of this writer, both positions en-
Several faculty members have told

me that orgamzauons and institulioni
have a right to make whatever rules they
wish even if the rules are arbiliary. This
may be true for worldly institutions, but
I do not believe it is true for institutions
claiming God as the head. Procedural
rules and regulations established for the
sake of convenience may be arbitrary.
But where there is a moral issue
involved the rules must be arbiuary.
Thisisthestuffof which tyrannies and
despotisms are founded. It reminds one
of nation-slates in which constitutions
are frequently suspended, the press
censored, and basic human rights
routinely violated. When everything is
arbitrary there is no safety at all excepi
where God mandates special interven-
tion. God does not govern this way. I
do not believe He wants His earthly
institutions governed this way.

I want those reading this to know thai
I appreciate the candor and honesty of
the faculty and administration of S.C. I
am only one Seventh-Day Adventisl.
However, my perspective on much of
what is being done at S.C and espe-
cially the way it is being done is clearly
different from that of the administraiion
and much of the faculty. I am as
concerned as anyone to have the college
project a positive and favorable image to
the constituency and the non-Adventisi
worid. However. I am not so concerned
with image that I want to distort in my
own thinking, and that of others, the
character and government of God. and
end up lieaung my brothers and sisters
in the Church in ways that Christ never

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Screaming high school
seniors invade Southern
during annual College Days

By Gina Mclntyre

Collegedale-^'The Splash is
up to YOU" was Ihe theme of the
1990-91 College Days. On April 8-9.
553 students from the Southern Union
and other areas across (he United
States and Canada came to tour the
campus.

The schedule of events
included an orientation after the
Seniors from the various academies
were escorted in by police cars with

The students were entertained
on the first day by the music depart-
ments production. The King and I, and
at 8:(X) by the Gym-Master Home
Show.

Macki Rucker, from Madison
Academy said. "I enjoyed taking the

Bible (est. It's also good to see old
friends. Today I saw a friend that I

hadn't seen since eighth grade!" He
also added, "I've found the program
[College Days] doesn't give enough
instruction." One Senior from Atlanta
Adventist Academy stated that in order
to get much out of College Days, one
had to be self- motivated. Most re-
sponses to the general program were
positive, however.

Ron Barrow. Vice President
of Admissions said, "We had fewer
students than anticipated, but we had a
good group. Everything went very
well. We had a good lime."

two-day event than last year even
though there weren't as many students
participating.

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needed it. I made that choice, and now I'm a
physician. My alma mater may be just right
for you. It's your choice."

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Dateline: 1956

READER'S DIGEST FEATURES SMC

The Readers' Digest, national magazine with a

circulation of over 18 million copies, will feature

Southern Missionary College activities in the March

edition in an article entitled, "The College With the

Built-in Pocket-book."

Music
department
presents
"The King
and I"

By Melissa Farrow

■The King and I", a musical
play, was prcsenied by the Souih-
em College music departmenl. It
was staged al the Collegedale
Academy auditorium on April 8,
9, 10 and 1 2.

The play is based on hisiorical
facts about the King of Siam
1860s and an English tutor,
Anna taught the royal child
wives elements of Western

dignity of the human being, and
Uieimmorality of slavery . The
King and his son, the future king,
were greatly influenced, and they

eventually changed the dictatorial and "ocal duwtor. 'The

customs of their society. what I expected, but it cai

"The play went well. We had a good '>eiier. But, we did well."

cast," said Marvin Robertson, producer "The King and I" had a

cast and a 21 piece orchestra. The role
of the King was played by Larry
Blackwell. Kaihy Stewart played

Engineering and Technology
club formed to encourage and
assist students in those fields

By Lisa Rosaasen

Brian Hartman, sophomore engi-
neering major, has formed an Engi-
neering and Technology club to assist,
encourage, and involve engineering/
technology majors. "As a freshman, 1
found that ihe engineering/technology

offer ihem beneficial activities," said
Harlman.

The club's first activity was a tour of
the campus telephone and computer
facilities on March 27, Four engineer-
ing majors attended along with Mr.
John Durichek, chairman of the
technology department.

Their second meeting was a dcpari-
menial chapel on Aprils. Bill Belles,
interstate architect and president of
Kirkman and Belles Architects in
Cleveland, was the guest speaker.

He addressed the importance of the
relationship between engineers and
architects. In his discussion. Belles
strcs.sed that engineering majors
shouldn't let the difficult math courts
discourage them from pursuing the
field of engineering. He said the
engineering work field is different
from the required engineering educa-

Twenty-five students, mostly engi-
neering majors, attended the meeting.

Belles is doing architectural work for
Southern College, designing a pro-
posed science complex and redesigning
I>anieU's Hall.

A third tentative activity, that
Hartman has planned for this year, is a

field trip to a local compact disc plant
Although this school year is almost
over, the club chose officers to finish
the year. Hartman was elected as
acting president Bill Fentress, a
sophomore engmeering major is acting
secretary-treasurer, and Mr. Durichek

Hartman said officers for next year
could have been chosen this year, but
since the engineering major spends
only two years at Southern, he wanted
to give the freshmen an opportunity to
be officers as well.

Although Hartman and Fentress will
be transferring to Walla Walla college
next year to complete their degrees, he

Changes in store for faculty

fly Shawna Dye

The 1990-91 school year will

Southern College teaching staff and
take away some of the present staff.

In an effort to not have as many
contract teachers next year, several
departments will be taking on full-
time teachers.

The biology department will be
taking on Dr. David Ekkens from
Kettering College, and also Bill
Hayes who is presently completing
a doctorate at the University of
Wyoming. The department will be
losing Marcie Woolsey who will be
getting married.

Pam Ahfeld will be joining the
nursing department along with one

more, yet undecided, teacher.

Behavioral science will be losing
Lany Williams, who will be
studying for his doctorate al the
University of Tennessee at Kn-
oxviile.

Terrie Ruff will be taking Wil-
liam's place. She attended Southern
College several years ago, but
graduated from the University of
South Carolina with a masters in
social work.

Robert Moore wLl also be
teaching at Southern next year in the
math department, but his is not a
completely new face. He taught at
Southern four years ago and is now
returning with his Ph.d, in mathe-

eihecl

. Mr.

Duricheck said he will encourage the

club ic

a strong student leader that will take
care of most of the planning.

Some of Ihe activities Hartman
would like to sec offered next year are
a field trip to a Lockheed airplane
plant, a field hip to a TVA electrical
plant and control center in Chicka-
mauga, and an egg -drop contest,

Hartman 's goals for the remainder of
Uiis year and for the club in the future
are to provide a support group, to
provide special diversions and learning
experiences, to provide a practical
organization that will balance the
theoretical math and physics clubs, and
to provide field trips that will give
engineering students a view of the
prospective woric environment as well
as local contacts. He also plans to

Stepanske to lecture in the
"land down under"

e Collegedale

Jeanette Stepanske. Professor of Edu-
cation, will be doing some unusual
lecturing this summer. She'll be doing
it "down under".

On June 4 she \
for Stanton, Virgi
chair the Small School's Language Arts
Committee for three weeks.

On June 24 she. along with Elaine
Plemons, Associate Superintendant of
Education for the Georgia-Cumberland
Conference. wiL be fiying from Wash-
ington D.C. to Auckland. New Zealand,

They win then be going on to
Sidney. Australia where they will be
met and hosted by Dr. L,D, Devine, the
Educational Superintendant for the

South Pacific Division.

From Sidney, they will go on the
Howquc, Australia where Stepanske
will give a one week seminar/work-
shop for principals and teachers from
the South Pacific Division, The
subject will be "management of small
schools".

The iwo will then go on to Mel-
bourne, Cames, and on July 12th they
will fly out of Australia to Honolulu.
Hawaii, and then hoh.c on the 19di of
July.

Stepanske comments on her trip,
"One of the things 1 hope to get out of
this trip is to visit schools in other
countries and compare their educa-
tional programs with American
education,"

Automobiles

■ 'iW^ belter fuel
■,!/^ efficiency.

■ Avoiij options ttial cut fuel
economy; a iigfit-coiored car
with tinted glass reduces tfie
need for air conditioning.

■ Tune engine every 5,000 to
1 0,000 miles to keep engine
funning cleanly.

I Radial iires require 4
percenl less fuel to use.

Electricity

Q

for (n

I Avoid setting
refrtgerator's too
low: TTie proper
temperature is 36

degrees Fahrenheit

■ Buy energy-efficient
appliances. TTiey cost more to
buy but less to run.

■ Use a clock-drrven thermostat
for self-adjusting healing.

■ Use fluorescent lighting
instead of incandescent bulbs.

■ Run dishwasher only with full
loads and use energy-saver
cycle.

Cliemical i
substitutes '

Qn Instead of |
cleaners, use \
water with vinegar'
or baking soda.

■ For furniture polish, use 1
part lemon juice. 2 parts olive j
or vegetable oil. i

■ For disinfectant, use half
cup of borax in gallon of water, i

■ To clean rugs and '
upholstery, sprinkle |
cornstarch, then vacuum. |

■ Instead of mothballs, use
cedar chips, newspapers or
lavender.

■ For roach killer, mix baking
soda and powdered sugar. To
stop ants, spread chili powder.

Water

nl Install
low-flush loilet or
put a water-filled
bottle in the tank
to displace water,

■ Install a water-saving
shower head.

■ Water lawns early in the
morning when evaporation is
limited.

■ Forget battis (30 gallons);
take five-minute sfiowers (15
gallons).

■ Repair leaks quickly; a
moderate drfp wastes two
gallons per hour.

Recyclables

SI Ask for paper
grocery bags
instead of plastic;
don't bag small

I Buy eggs, milk and cereals
in cardboard cadons,

■ Separate newspapers,
glass, plastics and aluminum
lor recycling; urge local
officials, friends, and
relatives to recycle,

■ Take used motor oil lo a
redamalion center,

■ Buy and urge local
governments lo t)uy recycled
products.

Thatcher residents
opposed to
surveillance
camera plans

said DeliKe Dent, soptiomore in
Thatclier Hall where controversy
over placement of surveillance
cameras in hallways is causing
turmoil.

The cameras were a suggestion
from Dean Lydia Rose after seeing a
similar security system at Pacific
Union College. The proposal was
added lo the departmental "wish list"
and submined to McKee Baking Co.
who donated funds necessary to
purchase the cameras, said Rose.

■•It's not a ma
anyone or watch
the hall inthein
-We only want ■

il spying on

Residents of Thatcher have mixe
opinions about the cameras being
placed in (heir dorni. Sophomore.
Karen Crismond, says she feels it
wouldn't be so much an invasion o
privacy if the cameras were placed
only at entrance ways. "It's a good
security device, but I feel funny
about having a camera m the hall oi
my home," Some, like sophomore
Lisa Rosaasen, feel that there are
other areas on campus that need
anenlion. "The walkfrom Brock'

Hall t(

e girl'.s

promenade is dimly lit and defmiiely
deserves priority," said Rosaasen.

Others simply feel that there's been
no need before, why now? ■'Our
doors are always locked. I don't see
the purpose," said sophomore.
Amber Murphy.

Tamara Michaelenko, Junior, says

can't see the problem.

According lo Dean Rose there are
problems. There has been vandalism
on several occasions by academy age
boys who enter the doim through the
side door used by the janitors. Rose
says the cameras would eliminate this
problem and others such as unauthor-
ized males in the dorm and stealing
from laundry rooms.

Christian literature conference held here

By Can Cruze

The Souiheastem Regional Meeting
of ihe Conference on Christianity and
Literature took place at Southern
College April 5-7.

Seventy people representing thirty
colleges and universities and fifteen
states took part in the conference,
which examines what relationships
exist between Christianity and litera-

The conference involved a keynote
address, the reading of papers on
Christianity and literature, responses to

by Judy Glass, a performance by Ihe
Destiny Drama Company, and a dinnt
at President Don Sahly's home.

According to Dr. Dave Smith, who
served as the program chair, the
participants expressed how beautiful
the campus was and how friendly the
Southern College students were to
them. "The conference went very
well, and everyone enjoyed iL There
were good, quality papers read and
some fine Christian fellowship." said

The keynote address speaker was
Professor Leland Ryken from Wheaton Universi^
College in Illinois. Ryken received his

Ph.D. from the University
1968, focusing on the
English Renaissance,

The paper voted most outstanding
was John Zubizarreta's "T.S. Eliot and
the Gospel of St. John." He is from
Columbia college, and his was the last
paper to be read at the conference.

There were some students participat-
ing from the area including students
from Lee College, Bryan College, and
Covenant College.

The conference, which meets once a
will take place at Georgetown

Professor Leland Rykei

Looking
Back

Photos by Sean Terretta

(except "Ira Milis" by David Koliadko)

Typically, "looking back" implies a nostalgic theme — topical
or chronological. This collection of pictures, however, gleaned i
from Accent 89-90' s filesof unused photos, really isn't
representative of any specific aspect of life at SC.

Instead, they demonstrate the variety of people and
here during the past year,

And that's what Southern's all about. . .

Mike Magursky cooled off in SC's Heather Wise escaped academe al

:r park by Lynn Wood Hall. Booker T, Washington stale park. _

Environmental Crisis or Earth Day Hokum?

Which side is correct? • Who shouid be beiieved?

You Be The Judge!

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Environmental
club forms
on campus

By Amy Beckworth

SAVE. Sludenls Aware of our
Valuable Environmenl. is a new
environmental club organized this

The impeius for forming Ihe
club was a class projeci. Larry
William's Contemporary Social
Problems class decided io tackle
environmemal problems. Their first
step was to form a club which would
raise smdent a'

Some lentaiive goals of the
club are: reducing the use of styro-
foam cups, plates, etc., organization of
a continuous recycling campaign on
campus for paper, aluminum, glass and
other recyclable products, reducing the
waste involved with junk mail and
mailboxes, raising
; of environmental issues in
I challenging

other schools ai

Robert Piitman. one of the
founding members of SAVE, says, "As
Christians we have a responsibility for
the stewardship of the eanh. We
should set examples for the community
to follow."

Earthday 90

By Amy Beckworth

President Bush said that Eanh Day
is an opportunity for us to evaluate
how we are doing with the environ-
ment and to make a commitment to

Here in Chattanooga — parks, organi-
zations, and people will take an active
pan in Eanh Day. Southern will too.

This Thursday, Ron Littlefield. com-
missioner of Public Works for Chat-
tanooga, will come and speak about
the environmenl for chapel. "Ihave

my life, but around here I'm probably

the Summit Landfill," said Litlleneld.
His chapel talk will focus on the
different generations working together

;roftf

n find a

generalio

ay to merge
of all
said Littlefield .
s Thursday, the new envi-
ronmental club, SAVE (Students
Aware of our Valuable Environment),
membership drive and peii-

s for SI

cafeteria after Assembly.

On Sunday. SAVE will help with a
booth at the Tennessee River Park,

the park is one paper bag
of recyclable clear glass, alumi-
1, or paper. In place of recyclable
ducts aSl.OO donation will be
;ptcd. The park will have demon-
tions, games, exhibits, concerts,
:ial programs, field trips, conces-
is, and adult and children's

Jesus said, "Do
you truly love

me?" . . . "Take

CARE of my

sheep."

John 21:16 NIV

"Setting our Sights on the Saviour"

COLLEGIATE ADVENTISTS REACHING EVERYONE

Angels watching
over us daily

By Andy Nash

As typical Adveniisi children, my
younger sister, Angela, and I were
once avid listeners lo the "Your Story
Hour" tape coiiection — with Aunt Sue
and Uncle Dan.

The sloiy that peaked our interest
more than any other was one entitled,
"Strangers in the Nighl." In it, two
ihildren left alone in their home are
visited by a "mean man" and later, a
"nice inan" (as we called them). The
nice man, exhibiting tremendous
strength, protected the children from
the robber. Laterlhatevening. he went
to he down in the guest room and
somehow disappeared without leavmg
any tracks in the snow. "...For some
people have enienained angels without
knowing it," Aunt Sue explained. This
always fascinated us!

concept Angels are mentioned first in
Genesis 3:27, when God placed Ihem
at the gates of the Garden of Eden to
keep sin out and to guard the Tree of
Life. In fact, the Bible speaks of
angels over three hundred times. Ellen
White adds that angels were respon-
sible for guiding the animals into the
ark and for watching over the infant
Moses in the bullnishes. H.M.S.
Richards says, "The scriptures lell us
more about angels than about baptism,
the Lord's Supper, the Sabbath, ...the

Second Advent!" With all this biblical
publicity, angels must be a force in our
world today as well.

written on ihe occult, the Devil, and
demons, people are frequently drawn
away from the study of the Lord and
His messengers, states Billy Graham.
This sometimes is where misconcep-
tions of angels begin. Over the years,
I've heard angels described as passive
spirits that make music with their
haips as they float through the clouds.
This just isn't accurate!

When invited into our lives, angels
protect, befriend, and enhghten us
through the saving power of Jesus
Christ. And Ihey love doing it!

"Through the ministry of angels.

Richards. And J.R.Williams tells us,
"That angels are present with us for
protection and deliverance is a
beautiful truth of the Bible..." Most
sources convey the fact that these
celestial beings are here lo help.
However, before the angels of

Heaven can use their incredible

welcomed. When we pray and ask for
God's assistance, it gives Him justifi-
cation in helping us. Often this is done
through His angels.

And what powers they have! Ellen
White tells us that when Jesus was
being mocked and beaten before His
crucifixion, the angels of Heaven were
watching in honor. They wanted to
intercede, but were not allowed. 'The
weakest angel could have caused that
mocking throng to fail powerless, and
could have delivered Jesus."

The angels of the Lord are anxious

0 help u

well, I

nHis

word before taking pan in o
When that word comes, the angels
excitedly rush to "encamp around
those who serve Him" (Psalms 34:7).

While angels have the power to
guide and protect us from the evil
demons of Satan, we have something
that the angels can only marvel over —
redemption. At one point in the novel
Piercine the Darkness, by Frank E.
Peretli. the angels of God are in a park
with a young girl named Sally Roe
who is about lo accept Jesus Christ
into her life. The kneeling angels
encircle Sally, their heads bowed, their
swords lying in the grass like "spokes

ion. It

I believe that, in the unseen worid.
angelic celebrations such as this take
place when a person comes to Christ.
Ellen While notes that "Every true
confession glorifies Him, and causes
the angels to break forth into singing."
And, according to Graham, "Angels
set all the bells of Heaven in motion
ir rejoicing lover the saved]
e Lamb of God." The angels

withtl

of Heaven h

is like, but they want us to experience

For some reason, the angels of God
love us. Ellen While informs us that
when Jesus told the angels of His plan
to come 10 Earth to save the sinners,
the angels were shocked and greatly
saddened by the announcement. "The
angels prostrated themselves at the feet
of their Commander, and offered to
become a sacrifice for man." How-
ever, the anfiels couldn't take the place
ofChrisL

The angels of Heaven have known

yet

lofusallourlives, t

What a day it will
■ previously

Destiny Drama Company
presents Eyewitness

were the final words
from the play
entitled EYEWIT-
NESS, presented by
the Destiny Drama
Company, Friday
ling, April t

1990, i

eCol-

tegedale Seventh-day Adventist
Church.

The evening's performance was
dedicated lo Dawn Palton, a former
Destiny member. (1986-87) who
died of Lupus. "The memory of
Dawn Patton is an inspiration to not
only Destiny Drama Company
performers but to all of us who

1 Christ."

stated Shannon Bom, a cu
member of Destmy who ki
Dawn and described her a;

EYEWITNESS v
by George Turner (Destiny member
from 1984-86) and David Denton
(6-year Destiny veteran). Their

memorale the troupe's tenth
anniversary season. EYEWIT-
NESS was a stimng portrayal of a
modem Christ and the significant
effect He had on His contemporar-
ies. Powerfully presenting the
personality of Jesus Christ in a
20lh-cenlury sening, EYEWIT-
NESS explored the relationships of
1990s men and women lo a living
Messiah.

From the birth of Christ to His
death, all events were portrayed
before the eyes of a captivated
audience wondering what would be
happening next to this modem day
Messiah.

Among the audience were ap-
proximately 70 individuals who
registered for the Southeastern
Regional Meeting of the Confer-
ence on Christianity and Literature,
began Thursday evening and
I through Saturday after-
noon. The individuals represented
30 colleges and i

states. David Smith, Chairman of
the English Department at Southern
College, staled that for most of the
individuals this was their firsl time
on an Adventist campus and the
presentation by Destiny was a "good
introduciion of Adventist views on
religion." Smith also stated that
several individuals expressed enjoy-
ment regarding the play, enjoyed ihe
beauty of the campus, the food, and
the young people, especially the
Destiny members.

A few students from Southern
College responded to Destiny's
performance by saying:

"David Demon and company did
an excellent job in writing the skit.
It made me think about how Jesus
suffered and died for me," staled
freshman nursing major, Carol
Shaw. "Also how we treat others
and how we want to be ffeated as
human beings. The Destiny Drama
Club really did an excellent job on
action and performance." Carol
continued. "My parents were here,
and they told me after the program
how impressed they were with the
whole thing."

"I thought it was very good,"
commented Brenda Caldwell, fresh-
man elementary education major,
"It was funny, but serious as it
showed how Jesus would have been
treated if he were on Earth today.
Very creative work!"

"I thought that it was an excellent
description of what it would be like
if Christ came today," stated
freshman auto body repair major,
Russell Haveman. "I also thought
that it was the best acting I have ever

with the Savior," says Richards.

For now. though. 'He will give His
angels charge of you. to guard you in
all your ways" (Psalms 91 : 1 1 ), a text
frequently repeated by young children,

God are especially proud to be
standing at our sides when these
beautiful words are spoken.

For the
health of it

By Darlene Almeda, R.N.

Q: During the Health Espo 90 held
in the Student Center, I found out my
cholesterol was a little higher than it
should be. .What suggestions do you
have for me?

A: First of all you need to look at
your diet. Saturated fats must be
reduced. These are found in all animal
products starting with meat itself, eggs,
whole milk products, yogurt, and
cheese. Also tropical oils such as
coconut and palm oils are saturated —

cookies, crackers, and cereals. Try to
increase your intake of soluble fiber
such as oat bran, psyllium, and beans

. Cardio

Next consider e
cular exercise, including walking, will
help increase your HDL (High Density
Lipoprotein) also known as the "good"
cholesterol. HDL helps carry back to
the liver excess LDL (Low Density
Lipoprotein) and keeps it from
attaching to the walls of the arteries
which will eventually narrow due to
the excess plaque and debris.

According to B. Rifkind, a choles-
terol researcher at one of the National
Institutes of Healdi, a cholesterol level
of 200 is a feasible goal for most

decrease your risks [of hean disease).
you'd have to bring down your level
well below 140,

mnm

wimm
%

New Kids on the Block describes trials
and tribulations of young immigrants

By A. Lee Bennett Jr. compiled their oral histories into a
powerful and intriguing look at
New Kids on :he Block, by Janet modem immigration. The young
Bode, is not about the new rock group, people describe their often dangerous
■•...but 1 don't think you'll be disap- journeys " '"""' "'"

pointed with this one," said Peg
Bennett, McKee Library Director.
"Bode has interviewed 1 1 young
adult immigrants, ages 13-20. and

lands and
hardship and confusion they face ir
their new country. All struggle with
prejudice and conflicts in culture,"
This "outstanding" book's reference

number is HQ 796.B594.

Described as "delightful and
upbeat," Barbara Corcoran's The
Potato Kid is "easy, relaxing, hean

jealous, hardworking, lazy, kind,
selfish, conscientious, and sorry for
herself all at different items in the

book. Youngpeople will relate we
her disappointment in the sudden
change in summer plans — and all
because of someone she doesn't evi

Gym-Masters perform
annual home show

By Gina Mclntyre

On Saturday night and Sunday
evening, April 7 and 8, the Souih-
em College Gym-Masters per-
formed for their home crowd and
the siudenls attending College
Days. The gym was overflowing.

The Home Show has a tradi-
tional theme. "We open with a
tribute lo American and end with a

special drug awareness program into
their routine for area high schools.
According to Evans, each team captain
is in charge of a skit relating to drug
abuse. These routines are mixed into
the general program.

The College Days favorites were
"Batman" and the "World Wrestling
Federation" acts. Davy Joe Swinyar
admits that his favorite pan about

emgU

Evans, coach in his 6th year at
Southern. "We are proud to he
Americans, and we want to give
recognition to the American spiriL
We also feel fortunate to have the
right to be Christians."

The team of 35 members has
traveled as far away as California
(PUC). They have pulled a

■'Super I

■hes

il Hulkster"
"I like all the
me around

Tim Cross, member of the 1 990
team, said of the College Days
perfonnance. "I felt really good abo
both performances. The team as a
whole wasn't as psyched (as they we
last evening] because parents and
friends were there."

According to Evans it gets harder
and harder every year to make the
program unique. When he started his
first year it was easy lo put on a good
show. "It's difficult to improve now

"Cookie Byrd" swim meet
splaslied through PE center

The swimming club hosted a swim
meet on Sunday, April 15. at the
college pool. Stan Dobias, Angi
Dobias, and Ruth Gifford coordinated

The "'Cookie Byrd" swim meet
slaned in 1988, awarding scholarships
to winners of the mile, quarter mile,
100 yard breast stroke. 100 yard free-
style, and 100 yard backstroke.

According to Gifford, "Due lo lack
of financial backing we're not offer-
ing trophies this year. We didn't have

lo make this annual event."
Paul Darden. a resident of Apison.

won ihe men's quarier mile 100 yard

backslroke and ihe mile. He beai B.

Craig's 1988 record of 24:06 with his

22:22 time.
Gifford lied her 1988 record of 6:34

in the quarter mile, coming from
behind to beat Stephanie Servoss. who
finished at 6:35.

Rick Hayes won the 100 yard breast
stroke, 100 yard free-style and came in
after Darden to capture second place in
die 100 yard backstroke.

Women's Quarter Mile
Ruih Gifford (

Stephanie Servoss (

Jil Hines

Men's OuanerMilg
Paul Darden
Andy MeConnell

100 yard Breast Stroke
Angela Bullock
Heather Williams
Jil Hines

Sabbath
April 21
at 3:30 p.m.
In front of
Summerour
Hall

special thanks to the Student

Special guests:
Mark Bond
Larry Culey
Chris Lang
Tom Weil
also:

Bob Martin
5-4-1

Dale Lacra and
friends

Angela Bullock
Michelle Fried
Aimmie Lagundino

Rick Hayes
Michael Hawkins
Jim King

lOOvardBack.Strnkp
Heather Williams
Ruth Gifford
Angela Bullock

Paul Darden
Rick Hayes
Michael Hawkins

Paul Darden 22:22

BobBenge 29:15

Ken Parker 29:23

1st Annual
CABL

weightlifting
competition

On Sunday, April 15th
some men and a few ladies tested their
strength in three hard core events,
bench press, squats, and dead weight

lifts.

, Kristy Pue and
Heather Theus. Heather won by
benching 80lbs. total in the three lifts.

In die mens' lightweight
competition first place went to Harvey
Hillyar. He lifted a total of 875lbs. in

Hirst place middle weight

and sdll be safe," he said. The
Home Show is over, but next

year's plans are already in

Southern
College
Invitation Golf
Tournament
planned for
summer

By Melissa Farrow

The first annual Soudiem
College invitational Golf Tourna-
ment will be held June 25 at the
Lookout Mountain Golf and
Country Club.

The tournament is another
fund-raising event of the Century
n Endowment Fund which is
expected to reach its SI million
goal in 1992.

"We expect lo profit between
$18,000 and $20,000 from diis
event," said Verie Thompson,
chairman of the toumament com-
mittee. "We have had widespread
recognition and hope to fill all
120 spaces."

The tournament is targeted to
downtown businesses but is open
to college personnel and alumni,
or anyone willing lo pay the $125

Trophies will be given to the
first seven place teams, and
anyone getting a hole-in-one on
designated par 3's will win a new

Major sponsors include McKee
Baking Co., McNeilus Trucking,
Ed Wright City Dodge and John
Hicks Auio Park.

For more infonraiion call 238-
2832.

went to Ed Schneider, who lifted a
total of 7851bs. in the diree events.

Calvin Simmons won fiR'
place in the heavy weight competition.
He lifted a total of 9101bs. in die three

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President of Florida
Hospital to speak at
Graduation excercises

ScanTron tips that
may improve your
final exam scores

By Lisa Rosaasen

With lest week approaehing. mosi
stucienis are looking for ways lo gci the
best possible grades on lesls. Surpris-
ingly, one of the simplesi solutions and
one of the most effective tools costs
only twenty-two cents.

Mary final tests, panicularly those
given to large classes, require students
to mark their answers on special sheeb
which are read by a machine. This

light, responding only lo infrared light.
In order for a mark to be read, ii has lo
have the right amount of carbon in it.
The proper instrument lor this is a
#2 pencil. Mr. John Beckett, director
of Compuier Services emphasized thai
auiomaiic "clicker" pencils should noi

used because some of ihem will
aciually make marks that are com-
pletely invisible to the machine." said
Beckett.

Compuier Services had its ovm
printer manufacture test forms for use
with their ScanTron machme. Re-
cently, a ScanTron salesperson on
campus claimed that forms printed by

produce acceptable err
So Computer Services tested its

forms made and sold by ScanTron,
They processed 25 of each kind of
sheet, with all 200 possible answers
filled in. Both sets were graded 10

The sheets wer
changing four an!
re-grading. On tt
ScanTron had an

ilikely tc

and the home-made sheet had an error
rate of 5%.

Mr. Beckett's advice to students wa.s
to use only a good old wooden pencil
to upgrade your grades. His sugges-
tion to the administration was that
although the present answer sheet
scored accepubly, given the moderate
increase in cost, computer services
should go back to ScanTron forms
when the current slock is used.

By Gina Mclntyre

On May 4-6 graduation exercises
will be held. On Friday night, Doug
Bennett, Ellen G. White professor of
Religion, will speak in the P.E. Center.

The Nurses' Pinning will be
Saturday, May 5 at 7:30 p.m. and
Doug Manin will be speaking.

cises will begin at 10 a.m. in the P.E.
Center. Tom Werner. President of the
Florida Hospital, will be speaking.

The Baccalaureate Service, starting
at 11:15 a.m. in the P.E, Center, will
be presented Charles E. Bradford,
President of the North American
Division of the General Conference.

• Senior Class Officers:

• Mark Waldrop, president
; David Barasoain,

• Janna Sasser, secretary
■ Jerry Rimer, pastor

I ' 267 total seniors

• • 187 bachelor's degrees

• • 73 associate degrees

• • 7 one-year certificate
C students

21 graduates are on the
Orlando campus and will have
their graduation ceremony
there — 1 1 of these are bache-
lor degrees and the rest associ-

Other graduating cla:

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Disaster
relief team to
be organized
at Southern

By Lisa Rosaasen

s year, the Genera

Conference passed a policy thai \s
develop a national student disaster
relief team with local divisions at
panicipating academies and colleges
across the U.S.

Dr. Larry Williams, a teacher
in the Pschology department along
with Dan Rozell, a teacher in the
Business department hopes to imple-
ment a division of this program at
Southern College.

Williams said the Bible and
the Spirit of Prophecy says there will
be more and more disasters. "We
should take this opportunity to help

College and academy students
as well as faculty will be involved in
disaster relief locally, regionally, and
possibly nationally and internationally.

n help li

il emergency a

Students will be trained to
provide trauma and shock counseling,
grief suppon, food and clothing
distribution, referral services, damage
building demolition, building repair,
and clean-up. The Red Cross and
local community services organiza-
tions will assist with the training.

To be involved students mus
be willing to leam specific skills and
have a strong sense of motivation.
"They can't look for the sensational-

eofst

says Williams.

An organizational meeting is
scheduled for 5:30 Monday. April 23
in the back of die cafeteria. Plans for
Southern's team will be discussed and
people who have an interest can sign
up. Williams expects to contact those
people over the summer and organize
some of the leaders and begin the
program in the fall.

Williams will be meeting
with a local committee in May and
General Conference officials in
August to establish further plans and
objectives.

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