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On ADRA trip when near disaster
struck the touring group
See, page 12
fcjj^/World Briefs
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Golf Course Reviews
Softball Updates
Major League Baseball
Friday. September 5, 1997
150 show up for Gym-Masters' tryouts
Competition stiffens with increased enrollment
Gym Masier Glen vYollei
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Accent picks for NFL season
ity J.R. DesAmours
J^JFC East;
Philadelphia: l(ri> Walters wUl Oil
;* new place, ['lull; should take easily lake [he cast.
Uasliingdni: '*.>".• iti.il Hc.illi Shnkr is pine, this is Gil. l ; rci"lle. -how The Skin. ha\ l' ,i bruising m
Jung game which will gel [his leani far Also. Ihe addition of veteran Chris Dishm.in should help oat t
Arizona: A |oui
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and leave co
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Ind.-nuHL
k Florida wiU]
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it not much. Possibly the selling nt a new coach will give this team new hope.
Harbaugh w
NFC Central:
imond Howard will hurt hat nut enough to nuke .1 difference. Expect to see thew
Pittsburgh:
>eniing the mess out of somebody.
1 team on the rise. Trent Dilter is ai iu.iIK playing for real. Erie Rhelt is back, am
■ Cincinnati:
MIiuicmh,,: N,
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Problem is. now he hus Randall Cunningham doing the breathing. My guess i
s Jacksonvilh
Jvaudall, n..i B,
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It lead this team come seasons end. However. 1 don't know if its enough to mak.
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liclc lo maintain iht deicn.c Wh.uevci happened to "Da Dears" anyway?
petrolt: New coach, new offense old results ,.vpeci (he Lums purring like harmless kiltens al
jif the season. The wily ihinjr worth rneniuming .ilmin [kiroii is how will Barry Sanders adjust
isnt a typo. The Bengals are back with a louder gri
ekens in the end zone. The new look defense will
pl.iym-l hinh. Enough said!
irunell will hurt this team's chances of being conle
oing nowhere in a hurry. Well, expect the same prt
e holes in it bat Ihe offense his Air (Sieve! McN.nr
But this learn is young. Which means they have
:les oui of this learn. Not tins year, or any vcar in ih
Injur additions 11
Hlld add some p.
fcurollno: The loss of Kerry Collins for Hie firsi sis games will decrease the chances of ihe Panthers Kansa_sl it\: Elus has cmered the buildino Flv'c r k
lllll ">' )''!"■ l"ci- (i.,n.itie Ml We. I I ao'lina also cm Kevin Greene oecaii-r of ,1 omiud ,.lispnic had ,„ 1,. iccustomcd .1 , it, 1 „ """,-, '"' " '"' (,rt,Jt ' ''' '" [n '" ,^ h K ' L "'~
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don't score iwichdowns Bui chances arc Ihe Rams won't give up as many sacks ihis year eilher I guess he', t'm.ilh -, ., -|-.-,i [„,„■!. ' ■■Z'.'"^ ] '" '"^ " >ul1 '' ' ' h '- Haiders are hoping so. JeffGflXR
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Friday, Septembers, 1997
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Sabbath, July 5, 2
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New activities provide variety
of entertainment
WOMBA
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE
New TV performance class to
provide 15-minute newscast
department. The Ilh.1;> winner
Gross
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Anatomy 416 students
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Diana's Death
SDA Church sends
condolences to
Royal family.
Details on page 3
Ocoee River
Upper section of
Ocoee open to
ratkTs and kavukerv
Details on page 7
CJje ^outjern Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Friday, September 12, 1997
A tragic loss iwswicto
use CNN
Dr. Jack McClarty succumbs to '
unexpected heart attack
agic loss for family and school
Jack McClarty was instrumental in fund-raising for Hickman Science Center
"He has given 110 J,™ „,
percent for [what *™ MX °
seemed like] 100 J^ 1 ™^
years for this institu- b.™ »n»>
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DR. CORDON BIETZ M« jni
SAU President a ^.. "",
radio news
To broadcast own morning newscast
Guys move into
conference center
Administration assures
dorm still isn't co-ed
lyiside....
Campus News, p. 3
Discrimination
Yale University is accused of i
criminating against Jewish studer
Focus, p. 6
The great outdoors
Cliff jumping is a sport that isn't
the faim of heart
The
Sports, p. 8
Picks of the week
Accent's sports staff has rated
he softball learns for this years'
The Southern
How to Reach Us
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high will be around 80 with lows
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your identity
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[Nation/World Briefs!
(other Teresa, 87, Dies
E2 Tells Britons Di Was
bcceptional"
i . »>rn|»c .ere in-nireJ hv
' Attacks Gore's Visit
J Buddhist Temple
\SHINGTON — Senate Republicans
Dice Confirm Diana Not
faring Seatbelt
Adventist Church expresses
condolences over Princess
Diana's Death
Adventist Church adds voice to others during time of grief
iil^r Sprinj;. Marybn
Orthodox Jews say Yale encroaches
on their religious beliefs
By Ephram [.uslgarkn
Church
mission trip
experienced
danger in
Cambodia
Potential for loss of
life was present
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A new complex for motor pool
New teacher
in chemistry
department
■Friday, September 1
The Opinion Pages
Social vice presidential
elections coming up
Mike Cauley and Donald Ughthali
religions UCoirnjl major. TO inning lo betome yonr ne»l ncill rac
r Cauiey and Donald LighlhaJI for
Matthew Farrar
Jimmy Self and Lisa Hogan
Dr. Jack McClarty
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ANDRA ARMSTRONG, News Editor
BRAD JOYCE, Editorial Cartoonist
JENNIFER ARTIGAS. Copy Editor
STEPHANIE SW1LLEY, Dining Focus Editor
TONY BARKLEY, Outdoor Focus Editor
STEPHANIE GULKE, Personal Features Editor
RYAN D. HILL. Religion Focus Editor
J.R. DesAMOURS, Sports Editor
R1CKSELDEL, Humor Editor
JEFF LEMON, Advertising Manager
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Focus
Friday, September 12, 1997
Natural
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The Road to the All-nighter
Team cohesion key to victory in all-nighter
By Anthony Reiner
;, j hnjhl. -oplu'-iic,
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how will they fare in Ihe all-nigh!
Traditionally, (cams with good
hitting and plenty of power domi-
nate the regular season, but under-
achieve in the all-night softball tour-
nament. This happened last year
with the Dunkel learn and two years
ago with Peterson.
The most important components a
team needs to be successful are a
good defense, pitching and team
The
comes together in this manner will
be successful in the tournament.
Below are the Accent Staff's predic-
tions for the 97-98 Softball season.
Division I
1. Dunkel- Perennial power which
hopes to finally break all-night
3. Beckworth- Good speed and hit- players, but too many defensive Molina,
ling arc definitely their strength* questions unanswered.
„ , ... . f m j„ r „„ 2 Bernard- N \ pia im all-nidn
But bow will the} perform defen- *■ Ul "" u Ji *
sive l y? 6. (tie) Kroger- Experience players surprise. Good hilling and learn play
hope to surprise. are their strengths.
4. Reeves- Lois of talent, but Ihcir
could hurt (hem. 6. (lie) Watkins- Young teams 3. Hernandez- Defending champi-
which also hopes to surprise. ons hope to repeal last year's suc-
5. Watson- All-nighi hopes hinge
im-\|>i.Tifi
6. (lie) Gang-
Division II
individual the league, anchored by Cruz and
McClarty- Captain McClarty
1997-1998 Southern
Gym-Masters
Danac Bland
Wendy Burns
Wendy Campbell
Amy Erickson
Natachn Gajot
Mtuidi Griffin
Jennifer Hoppes
Catherine Hunado
Heidi Ingcrsoll
Monica Lcvoy
Nathalie Marceau
Shcric Papcndick
Susie Papcndick
Natasha Paxlon
Kim Sorenscn
Tiffany Thornton
Kami Trumpet
Michael Avant
Travis Barker
Jeff Bergman
Keith Byers
Jimmy Cannon
Winslcy Christophe
Russ Cwodzinski
Barry Dale
Cameron Daiuer
Noah Destctano
ldrissa Diallo
Jeff Frost
Nadian Hannn
Mike Harper
Kevin Harvey
Greg Kir):h.mi
Maithc Korgan
Jonailioii Landers
Uavid Magmin
L-uiiin Miyc<vk
Ryan Perry
Bryce Reading
Cory Reeve
Mike Schw
Jonathan Snyder
Tim Sope:
f>)Ug Thompson
Bretl Titus
Tom Veal
Gary Welch
SleveJaecks
Miguel Jackson
Softball Schedule for
the week of Sept. 14
Field C
Reiner vs. McClarty
Sorensen vs. Ker
They're no Tiger fti««K, hut ilit\ Friday, and will c
are Southern's Finest. Introducing the weeks. There are
SAU Golf League players. determine ihe leag
These 60 players went through a ihe regular season v
scries of iryouts, which were con-
ducted im Sepiemher 5. I9 l »7 at Ihe Here is the gold ;
lies P.E. Cenler. week of Sept. 12:
The Golf League is formed of iwo
divisions. American and National ll Guirjardo'Lcrnon
is comprised of five teams in sepa- Evans/Nudd
rate divisions. The lop iwo teams Quiniana/Perry
from each division will play each NafieAVatkins
other for the League Championship. Johnson/Wolte
Seasonal games are played every
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The U.K.
Chronicles
by Keith Knight
Friday. September 12, 1997
WSMC
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Answer to Sports Trivia:
City College of New York
did it in 1953
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE
Mavthe HEffSI he
with you Saturday night.
(Your Joker is being released.)
Dining Hall. Sept 13, 9:00. Be There.
ong lost twins
leparated at birth...
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l 53 No. 3
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Friday. September 19, 1997
later
lurfew
[r older
jsidents
tsidents 21 and
Ber have 1 a.m.
Irfew
Great Joker
Head count
highest
since '82
Reputable universities offer
degrees through online study
2,000 accredited colleges offer on-line degrees
Accent debuts
online edition
Terrie Ruff winner of
Harold Love community
involvment award
llnside
Campus News, p. 3
Mascot
versiiv of Wisconsin
Focus, p. 6
The face behind the Joker
Focus section features the '97-'98
Joker editor, Luke Miller.
Sports, p. 8
Heard it on the field
■ Accent '\ sporls sliiff !ound inf
Outdoor Focus Editr.
Tony Borkley
tbarkley@southtfm.ci
TODAY: Sunny with a high near
84. Tonight lows should be in the
lower 60s.
TOMMORROW: Partly cloudy
with a high of 84 and a low of 65.
SUNDAY: Continuing to be partly
cloudy but it will be cooler with a
high near 75. Lows should be in
the lower to mid 60s.
National Public Radio I
interviews two church |
leaders
rent miupelleJ Talgc 1
University of Wisconsin at
Madison's mascot 'bucky' gets
in touch with femininity
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"He told me I shouldn't even
bother because I was a girl
[and] lhat had never even
crossed my mind. His com-
ments just made me more
determined to perform well
ill the audition."
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it Error Blamed In Crash
'ASH1NGTON, Sept 12 — The Air
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Kican Ambassadorship
.SHINGTON. Sepi. 15—
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Project cost nearly $1 l e**. KMa 0,^ M ^w *„»,„„ o<* c,°«m ■•
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Dead man's relatives sue fiancee
for his U-M tickets
. ridiilulK ami WMn [vr-.r
FLAG camp in second
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FLAG camp joins CARE in Ringgold project
A free trip
Friday, September 19, 1997
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The Opinion Pages
Editorials
The little things are most
frustrating
Let's keep moving in the
right direction
Quotes for the week
"Fuels are stubborn things; iind whatever may be our
wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion
they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."
"Systems political or religious or racial or national— will
not just respect us because we practice freedom, they will
"Newspapers are the schoolmasters of the common people.
That endless book, the newspaper, is our national glory."
We>z g>out()ern Accent
DUANE W. GANG. Editor-in-chief
ANDRA ARMSTRONG, News Editor
BRAD JOYCE, Editorial Cartoonist
JENNIFER ART1GAS. Copy Editor
STEPHANIE SWILLEY, Dining Focus Editor
TONY BARKLEY, Outdoor Focus Editor
STEPHANIE GULKE. Personal Features Editor
RYAN D. HILL, Religion Focus Editor
J.R. DesAMOURS, Sports Editor
RICKSE1DEL, Humor Editor
JEFF LEMON, Advertising Manager
VINTTA SAUDER. Advisor
Letters to the Editor
Film industry destroys lives one comment uncalled
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5 issue) us mealy about movies as.., fan, eaeh oihet . „ „,,,„„ ,_ _._., ,„ ,. ,.„, _ , i J
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FMihhuJ'.i ,,, pohsoredbymy Hollywood Reorcal.onnl drug use '!* !'""/ "" ed "improvements." that But to dispell any doubsl
local church. One boy on stage was (ollwrtluuiBlcoholJseems [,.>,,,, '' : '■'' : '" ! -'" '■'' "'" "' < t; " em, Ui^i hi.d ,,j: f.rul
portraying a young person who mm surged in HlJKv,.,j Whs K ; /', '' ; ^ "' ' '^ ^^;^'<"* M ^ U ^ *',' M th0S< *J|
"Christie" wh?wa, sup'poled to .Set ™r^y He5"wno?per»n. "Z"T Hi 1 , ^ ""£ ""* "Pl*«™«s »••= nothing leJ
I- ".ill- ... s..n.,nse l„. 1,,,-nd to abbes ' Sis goes, „ that nun, „t "' |X " P ' 1 ' ""' ''""" lb ° U ' w '» »« "'* "" the GynnJ
■ top drug use At one point In nlay I I ' "' rsthmg that am pieked. j
le .,:,„■ hu.dy'pl
f^rinipsitEr 'S^Ssi^Si thanks for your love
So sort greatTlusg! Aren't duty o^de'lhTrdm n to fc,"" 8 '"''-0, 'ZX~" S,T T "<"""■ "Penally Ihe^hVndl
l' ■','■", n m n ' "nd r '""'"' ' " ng ' Wn's To'til
red as a beet Finally she said io " " ' ""S'.i",' "! ,!o""T ?'""■.. .. ' 1
' onlauie and turn Hairy Hodge
srusoetisM,,,,,,," Collegcdate
The many faces of Brock Hall
By Christopher Howard
Utters to the Editor musi inclm
Treat 'View Southern' visitors with respect
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Ken
bcl.'cn cithlh"Jraj" a n'd'iny WetltlOre '
3eauty
should not
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wtward
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Journalists or Paparazzi?
Crystal
Candy
Current
trends of
the day
often seem
to dictate
what people
do and say
ft
Jamie *
Arnall "'
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The Accent is in search
of photographers and a
photography editor. If
you are interested
please call the Accent at
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email at accent ©south-
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Next Week's Focus:
Religious Focus
Contact Ryan D. Hill al
rJhill fcsouihem.edu with
any questions.
Freshman, who
needs them...
3 thai represent longer line*, less parting,
ft
Stephanie \^c,Z ">''. ^"mIm'' ./'i!'''™ day bngtoer and
Gulke * C '^tS^alheS^i of my life.
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Focus
The 'face' is with Luke Miller
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with the Joker, and (it's] mo
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prompt they
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were this year
1 handy with
real job."
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A tough
decision to
leave home
By Christopher Howard
Whal i. rhere to make every day cou
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rng the days?
Md. dlat dear ones. » rhe heart. T1
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Money talks for the month of September
Strategies for
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Women's softb.
Five teams compete
Tyson and Holyfield Meet
weight nvals Evander Holyfield end Mike
for first place
By Stephanie Gulke
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Holyfield end Tyson will meet this week-
Holyliekl trained die WBA SOe in lone
when Tyion was disqualified for twiee bil-
ng Holyfield on the esc.
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girls
op-flight acn.l.u, boce.s end, in Alis
Carl Lewis Retires
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This week's
highlight players
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matching scrwichie. and complimentary sox .
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n membeVonhr! itri Sol or ^wlta So"
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huge contribution ,„" „s Sail with
school SfS iIcTaSINGI."™
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Softball Standings
Men's League One
Team Won-Lost GB
lil"e m i nLtmL ' a ' ^ W ° rId nCCdI l
Softball Schedule for
Kruger 2 2 2
Walson 2 2 2
Gang 1 I 2
Reeves 1 2 2
Bcckworth 2 3
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Men's League Two
Team Won-Lost GB
5:45 Gang vs. Waikins Kenerson vs. Lemon
6:30 Kirkham vs. Romero
the week of
Bernard 3 1
Romero 2 | 0.5
Tuts., Sept. 23 5,00 Walson vs. Waikins Kenerson vs. Gless
5:45 Romero vs. Reiner
Sept.19
Reiner 2 2 1.0
6:30 McClarty vs.Hcrnandcz Bernard vs, Scoil
Hernandez 1 | i.o
Week Three play^l
McClarty 1 1 ].o
Wsd., Sept. 24 5:00 Kruger vs. Bcckwonh Lemon vs. Sorensen
Windstone: ■
Johnson 1 2 1.5
5:45 Durdcel vs. Gang Reifnyder vs.
Kirkham 3 2.5
6:30 Jaecks vs. Reeves
Lemon/Evans ^B
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rnur... Sept. 25 5:00 Jaecks vs. Watson Gless vs. Reifsnyder
WollersAVaikins .V.*|
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lohnson/Guijardo 3:4«
Frecland 3
Kenerson 3 1 OS
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n:3H Jnhnson v.v McClarty Reiner vs. Scon
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—Ibid
■'Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.'
— Mark Van Doren
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to somebody else."
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The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Friday. September 26, 1997
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Science
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loves
Jito 21 st
jentury
Kne data/video
Injectors
jheduled to be
Italled
is Olson
SAU internet system under siege
Info-service fights cracker, system down and delays incur
SAU students go airborne
Aviation program "*j* ;;«;
debuts in A ™vKT»
technology dept. pi 'S2"
By Eddie Nino
iside...
Chelsea arrives
at Stanford
University
Students dole out advice for
first daughter
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Religious freedom
Russian law compromises religious
freedom, law tailed 'disc '
CHELSEA
CONTINUED FROM PACE ONE
Chelsea protected by
secret service
"Chelsea can prepare
to spend a lot of time
studying and in the
lab if she wants to get
into med school, [it] is
no walk in the park."
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BPace Court Martial
Three students
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Wednesday energize people here on our man ai
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The Opinion Pages
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Outreach focused
on one
community
Ringgold community needs outreach
By Nyone'ara Omwega
"They are excited and ready for
us to come in [and] it's a new
life that they need and are
ready for."
-SHANA WATERS, campus
Working in life's classroom
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Next in the Sports I'm;,'.:
Golf Intramurals
All Nighl Softball
Coverage
Mniramurals • Local Sports ■ National Sports - Golf
Tips & Course Revi
Sports
iElic Southern accent
Second annual men's club
soccer tournament held
Bright an
.:.. morning of Sepi
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Sports Quotes
"Miy muses some men t
| others to break records'
—WILLIAM A. WARD
au'll be hard to bent"
-HERSCHEL WALKER
Golf Schedule
for September 26
Week Four played a
Windstonc:
3:00/3:07
3:15/3:22
3:30/3:37
3:45/3:52
. Penn Slate (28M3-0)
. Nebraska (71 (3-0)
.Florida Slate (I) (3-0)
.North Carolina (2X3-0;
. Michigan (2-0)
. Ohio Slate (3-0)
. Auburn (3-0)
.Tennessee (2-1)
D. Washington (2-1)
. Texas A&M (2-0)
. Brigham Young (I-
, UCLA (1-2)
1,530
1.475
1,412
OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES: Air Force I2 L >. North Carolina Si.
-", Southern Ui-si^ippi <>''• PillshurL-h 2d. Wymiiii;! IS. C.ilitorm
"Colorado Stat, II. Oregon II. Kansas II). Texas 9. Oklahoma
teS Arkansas 7. KemucU <\ South Carolina 6. Miami 5.
nhem California 5. Toledo 4. Boston College I. Georgia Tech 1
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by Ken Grundy and Malcolm Willett
RUBES
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teparated at birth...
junior on page 10
Fashion Review
Check latest trends in women's fashion
Focus on page 6
Ail-Night
Softball
Tournament brackets
Sports on page 9
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The Student Voice of Southern Advenlist University
Friday, October 3, 1997
nfo-service beats cracker
jassword change and cooperation from students key in blocking cracker
Students take part in
living history
Ivil War class to nt C|JSS wi „ ,,„ ^ ^„ g m
[te part in battle Sita'a KfTE™™"
Enactment in S.^f'tbESspnnE™!
Itober
Ibbieail Sherrill
Library
databases
to be
accessed
ylimp^oriifclliroughtt
Working on computers can put
stress on eyesight
side....
Campus News, p. 3
Band director
Focus, p. 6
Music review
Check out the new Jars of Clay
Sports, p. 8
Tournament bracket
See when your saflbiill »;in^ mi
[his Saturday night.
Weather, p.2
.inli'SfHilliirn.idi]
Hispanic population quiz
Test your knowledge of the fastest-growing minority in the U.S.:
DWhat is the current size of the
U.S. Hispanic population?
a. 5 million b. 63 million c. 29 million
BWhat share of U.S.
Hispanics live in Calif.,
Texas, N.Y., Fla. and III.?
a. 45% b. 74% c. 62%
0ln 1995, Hispanic and Black
households had about the
same incomes.
a. True b. False
□ Which of these Hispanic
countries has a larger
population than the U.S.
Hispanic population?
a. Peru d. Chile
b. Argentina e. Colombia
c. Spain f. Mexico
a The median age of
Hispanics is about 10
years younger than
non-Hispanic whites.
a. True b. False
Answers: 1. c. 29 million; 2. b. 74%; 3. True, median income lor Hispanics; $22,860, Blacks:
$22,393; 4, b. Argentina 35 million, c. Spain 40 million, e. Colombia 36 million, f. Mexico
95 million; U.S. has fifth largest Hispanic population in the world; 5. True, (or Hispanics,
26.5 yrs., lor non-Hispanic whites, 37.3 yrs.
SOURCES: Census Bureau; Rodriguez Communications' Hispanic Market Web Site-
research by JUDY TREBLE
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"My vision for the band is to be the best Adventist band around." —Brandon Beck
New band director joins school of music
Brandon Beck sets
high goals, summer
tour .planned
By Kalie Conrad
New school of business
dean plans for future
Immediate goal, starting master's
program in business
By Garrett Nudd .
(hough Collegedale who i
Plant services directs focus
away from conference center
renovations
Fourth floor not
expected to be
finished until fall
of '98
By Christopher Howard
Local church members
participate in
SatelLIGHT' meetings
Complete the Circle.
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STEPHANIE GULKE. Personal Features Editc
RYAN D. HILL, Religion Focus Editor
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RICKSEIDEL. Humor Editor
JEFF LEMON. Advertising Manager
VIN1TASAUDER. Advisor
Southern, do students matter?
Letters tit tile Ktlitur mu t i.-,-lid ,(.- „„|,.. . ~. ,,,, ~~T7, — _ __
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Dining Review
A little slice of heaven
'Atlanta's Cheesecake Factory offers more than just great cheesecake
°VI
Better than naked...
Short skirts and boots part of latest fashion trends for women
Music review
Jars of Clay releases new album
Ciic Soiillicru Accent
;elebrity Interview
:ast-talking, obnoxious and chain-smoking, Andrew
ice Clay is back
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Noah Wylie on 'EFT and the
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Next in the Sports Pages:
Golf Course Reviews
Softball Updates
Major League Baseball
Sports
Friday, Oclober 3, 1997
Sports Briefs
Final glimpses of softball season
Season to be |
remembered
5, North Carolina (2) (4-0)
1.483
5
6. Michigan (3-0)
1.404
6
7. Ohio Si (4-0)
8, Auburn (4-0)
1,215
8
9. Tennessee (2-1)
1.150
111 Washinelon(2-l)
1,111
11. Iowa (4-0)
1.103
12. Michigan St (3-0)
967
13. LSU(3-1)
13
14. Virginia Tech |4-U|
824
14
15.WashinelonSt(4-0)
818
16. Colorado (2-1)
637
16
17. Kansas St (3-0)
563
18. Georgia (3-0)
513
19. Stanford (3-1)
458
20. Alabama (3-1)
407
21. Texas A&M (3-0)
388
22
22. UCLA (2-2)
276
23. Air Force (5-0)
202
NR
24. Brigham Young (2-1)
186
23
25. Arizona State (3-1)
168
25
Others receiving votes: Clemson 48, Georgia Tech 29.
Mississippi Si 19. Pittsburgh 19
Kansas 16. Wcs
Virginia 14.
Wyoming 1 2. USC 1 1. Texas 9. Toledo 9. Colorado St 6. Oregon St
6, Purdue 6. North Carolina St 4
Arkansas 2.
*My motto was always to
keep wining. Whether I wa
a slump of reeling badly
having trouble off the
field, the only thing to do
keep wining."
-HANK AARON
'The way a team plays as a
whole determines its sucess.
You may have the greatest
bunch of individual stars in
the world, but if they don't
play together, the club won
be worth a dime."
-BABE RUTH
Golf Standing
Team
Wdikins
Wollen
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Ail-Night softball
rained out Satur'j
night. The tournaif
will be held tomol
night in conjunct
with an SA party (
was previousHI
scheduled. ,
^TfMober3, 1997
ganml
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the SoMlurn atttnl
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26
28
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31
4:30
Champion
Loser Cm 10
Winner
Loser Gm 12
Loser's Bracket
Women's Ail-Night Softball Tournament
fiame_L&oji
Loser's Bracket
Humor
Friday, October 3, 1997
What if Chelsea
came to Southern? Ask Mack.
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Rick
Seidel
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fill
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b Pocahontas two yean ago. I
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<Ellc Southern accent
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DOCTOR FUN
EYESIGHT
CoNIINIiED FROM PAGE C
Spending long hours in front of a
computer monitor can exacerbate
existing vision problems
JJBRARY^
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE
New system
makes
research
easier
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proportion of food consumed while
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Thanks to you. all sorts of everyday
products are being made from the
paper, plastic, metal and glass that
you've been recycling.
But to keep recycling working to
help protect the environment, you
I need to buy those products.
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de horrors of dating
Urody of J err Y Seinfeld
nor on page 10
Bernard wins
softball
tournament
Qn)£j§>outI)ern Accent
j. 53 No. 6
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Friday, October 10. 1997
jS hould they follow the rules? Southern Student
diagnosed with
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A budget resubmitted to
enate, mistakes found
itors' salaries didn't reflect annual 3 percent increase
;; "Mistakes happen and *;,;,; s
;'; ; ' the main thing to do is ;;;|;™ ;
'.nil 8 e ' " corrected in the ;,",
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leukemia
Leandro Pereira undergoing treatment in Miami
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"God will
where ever
he wants to
lead me so
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Talge Hall for
tie
going lo trost
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in Him, have
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will do
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what's best
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Nursing department
receives $18,080 grant
Grant used in updating antiquated skills lab
By Shelley Jones i rt ■ tv fh a I -If hard
"You're stuck in the 70's there's n<
because, the carpet is old, f™" 8 ^^;
the beds are old, and the utsiikeiha
dummies are very old." n «d th
side...
Campus News, p. 3
Triathlon on Sunday
Focus, p. 6
Caving in the ar
Attention
There will be no Accent
next week, October 17 due
to mid-term break.
Next issue will be on October 24.
Feature Ediior
Crystal Candy
clcandy ©southern. c<
Sunk-ill CjiivirrmiU'tii hditui
David Leonard
dk'iiiiiird'fl Minilirin cdn
Advertising Manager
.hi I I t'limn
jwlemon@soulhem.edu
Creek cleanup held Sunday
Wolftever Creek cleanup part of annual 'river rescue'
help people undeniand ih
.nm properly thrown away
Sluff Writer
Surah Cox
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Columnist
Jamie \ noil
j am al I @ southem.edu
Missions fair begins tomorrow
hits sour note
people, the supporKB
(Elic Sonllimi arc
l mer Pentagon attorney
| d h usband accused of
lpionage
Annual Cohutta Springs triathlon begins Sunday
100 plus participants expected in this years' race
ISA watches weather
• shuttle landing
|C!inton hosts symposium
Bglobal warming
BsHINGTON. Oel. 6 — Presided'
New Talge dean brings experience
Residents find new dean easy to work with
iml.lv Jeffrey A l:rh.e,l 1,1^: n.«
Dogs dissected in human anatomy class
Dogs received from pound aid in class preparation
Theology
majors
honored at
annual
retreat
More
news
[found on
Ipage 12
"The focus is on the two aspects of Christ's coming..."
—DR. MARVIN ROBERTSON, mlnlsUT for music fnr the Collcuwiafc SDA Church
Third annual 'hymnfest' held tomorrow
Friday. October 10, 1997
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The Opinion Pages
It's greed not your health
their concerned about
:oplc do have Die righi lo be stupid; ihey hi
nil, .in ■Iii.ilk'i rc.ilK Mi,-u- u
Quotes for the week
"II ain't enough to get Ihe breaks. You gotta know how ti
"Life Ls what happens when you ore making other plans.
"Of all kinds of knowledge that wc can ever obtain, the
knowledge of God and the knowledge of ourselves are the
most important."
Disgust over 'Little Freddie' Cartoon
Ac aJLnfflS™ .u=*of Ih." L™t 10 upliin ii to mc. I al>o
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wishes, our Inclinations, or the dictates of our passions,
they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."
W$z g>outIjern Accent
P.O. Box 370. CoHcgcdilc. Term. 37315 (423) 238-2721
DUANE W. GANG. Editor-in-chief
ANDRA ARMSTRONG, News Editor
BRAD JOYCE, Editorial Cartoonist
JENNIFER ARTIGAS, Copy Editor
STEPHANIE SW1LLEY, Dining Focus Editor
TONY BARKLEY, Outdoor Focus Editor
STEPHANIE GULKE, Personal Features Editor
RYAN D. HILL. Religion Focus Editor
J.R. DesAMOURS, Sports Editor
R1CKSEIDEL. Humor Editor
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Personal Features
Coniaci Stephanie Gulke at
sjiiLiH.L"" suuilicm.edu with
Focus
Friday, October 10. 1997
Energy to burn
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Sand Rock, Alabama provides tough climbs!
Food, folks, and fun accompany climbing weekends
Chattanooga area offers miles of caving fut|
Nearly eight thousand caves within hour radius of Chattanooga
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Smoky mountains provide scenic backpacking trails
, days, cool evenings and spectacular colors make fall excellent time for backpacking
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Children:
Difficulty:
Distance: 3.8, fi.1. 2.2 mile* en eh day
Hiking time: 2:00, 3:00. 1:20
Outstanding features: cemetery, .swimming and
fishing in summer.
Directions: From Townsetid, TV nut's see. dr
north on US 321 . Turn left olT (he Foothills
Parkway at Chilhowee Lake onto US 129. Head
south 0.5 mile lo Happy Valley Rtrnd. Tui
Happy Valley Road, Ibltuwing ii fi mil
rams Creek Road. Turn Right on Abm
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Sod created waves for
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Kris' Kool Kuts
Cheap, Convenient, and
just a phone call away.
238-3250
Coupon: One dollar off
regular kut for new cus-
tomers with this coupon.
Before after
| Four stars raves Accent editor Duane Gang
PRESENTS
[he 1997 Health Fair
Tuesday, November 4, at 5 - 9p.m.
at the lies P.E. Center
FREE T-SHIRT
Free Food Samples
Tons of Freebies
|Aerobic & Martial Arts Demonstrations
Raffle Prizes every 15 minutes
and much, much morel
Faculty, students and community are invited
Community Calender
PriilorUV-Sunplioiiv-
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1-12— OKTOBERFESTU
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CELEBRATION - Live I
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BACK-STAGE DINNER THEATHE Held Salurdaj mehls Enjoy dinner before ihe play from 6:30 P
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Next in the Sports Pag<
Flag Football
Baseball Playoffs
Picks of the Week
s -Local Sports • National Sports • Golf K ps&CouwRn
Sports
Friday, October 10, 1997
I Sports Briefs I
Twins Owner Makes Plea
JEIje fepnnjern 3ctent
Bernard wins all-night softball tournamen
A
Mixup leads to
Sorensen victory
;on: kwpcr. ihey prnh.iHv .ui
Tywn. heavyweight b
Royals Seeking New
Ownership
I'm so sad, my last all-night tournament is over
night fog lingers over freshly
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■r Jj> nl the > en. iii-nitic all i>l
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Gulke
ll-Nitfhl soflhall w,i. Hi-.' -[U'llipl
hedly for boyfriend . well, hopefully.
Associated Press Top 25 College Football Poll
Concentration il llv atnllt) i" think aba
ltutelv nuthinj; when il is absolutely
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Where the press is free, and every man able to read, all is safe.
-Thomas Jefferson, 1816
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, like every soldier of America, will die for the freedom of the
ress, even for the freedom of newspapers that call me every-
tiing that is a good deal less than being a gentleman.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, Moscow, 1945
The vital measure of a newspaper is not its
size but its spirit-that is its responsibility to
report the news fully, accurately and fairly.
-Arthur Hays Sulzberger, 1956
Crje i§>ciutf)ew Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
P.O. Box 370
Collegdale, Tenn. 37315
(423) 238-2721
Friday, October 10, 1997
• Humor • Crossword Puzzles * Ga mes • Advice • Comic;
Humor
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A parody of Jerry Seinfeld
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE
Students gather to pray
for speedy recovery
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U.S. Supreme Court to take up f"™* J^f^j
,Mon highlighted .t.-Li.^i p^r.:m- '
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F.Y.I.— Your SA Senate
Meet your SA senator
Village
Senators
Thatcher
Hall
Senators
Crystal
Edmister
Conference
Center
Senators
F=cl free to contact your sena-
tor and if you like you might
just want to sit i„ o„ a senate
meeting. They are held every
other Tuesday in conference
room A on the second floor of
Wnght Hall.
Nicole
Tonge
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Jennifer ■
Artigas
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Heather •
Barker
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Melissa
St.Hilaire
m
Ernie
Dempsey
Separated at Birth
Veck out this week's long lost twins
iimor on page 13
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Cfre i£>outI)ertt Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Thursday. October 23, 1997
ietz being inaugurated as president
Inauguration of 23rd president
begins at 10:30 a.m.
pages 8 and 16
tudents could face felony
larges for reproducing
arking tags
time and/or fines if convicted of a Class E felony
j d of conv,cl "If you're convicted lot a
u°ci, g "' ii Class E felony] you could
""s™°S face one t0 tnree yearS '"
ang lag-- prison and/or a $3000
laiica-i fine."
Campus Shop selling
caffeine pills to students
Pills pulled after Accent investigation
iside...
Campus News, p. 3
Collegedale receives grant
Collegedale received .1 S74.UUU
gran! (o pursue ils greerway project.
Focus, p. 6
Bike trip
Humor, p. 13
Mack Answers your
questions
Plus crosswords and mor
Office
Phone:(423)238-2721
Fax:(423) 238-2441
Monday through Friday: 12:00
p.m. lo 5:30 p.m.
(Hours are longer Sundays and
Mondays)
Editor-in-chief
Duane W. Gang
dwgang@soulhem.edu
A in! rii Armstrong
Editorial Cartoonist
Brad Joyce
bkjtijL-ffn'sou thern.edu
Jennifer ArtfgHS
jjnij-'iis'n' southem.edu
Outdoor Focus Editor
Tony Barklcy
iturkli y ("southern. edu
Religion Focus Editor
Ryan Mill
rdhilKnSouthem.edu
Feature Editor
Crystal Candy
l I l a i id y <n ' sou them .cdu
Sports Editor
Jean- Robert DesAmours
jnfL".anin('' 1 -miiIktu oIii
Photography Editor
Corey Turnage
ctumagc@soulhem.edu
Advertising Manager
Jeff Lemon
jwlcmon@soulhem.edu
Columnist
Aaron Raines
ajraincs@soulhcm.ei
tucn!iorf,<?'M>uthem.edu
Columnist
James L. Watson
JW.nv.ni4MiiiA0L.com
TODAY:Partly cloudy with highs
near 62. Lows will be in the upper
TOMORROW: Rain likely with
a high near 64. Lows should be in
the lower 40s.
SATURDAY: Scattered tunder-
storms and warmer with a high
near 74. Lows in the mid 50s.
SUNDAY: Mostly cloudy and
cooler with highs in the mid 50s
and lows in the mid 40s.
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'robabl'^' Tlr ' dl "'" J ''^V''" 1 ' 1,1
QiwkXprew. IfyouL
Ejjtion/World Briefs I
lerican Financier To
e Millions In Aide To
mer Secret Service
|nt Runs For Office
State awards Collegedale grant for green way project
$74,000 grant is half of what city requested
bmmunity
ervice Day
articipation
i the decline,
j officials
juried
New equipment installed in Talge Hall weight room
Men's Club purchased two new machines worth $4800
SA budget increased by $18,000
Net Increase In Resci
959 $5,950 S2.000
TALGE, BE HEARD!
The Student Senate is sponsoring a town hall meeting
Nov. 4 at 7:30 p.m. in the Talge Hall Chapel to
discuss the issues important to Talge residents with
the Talge senators. Dr. Bietz will be present to here
any concerns.
Students pleased with revised
'extended family' program
Improved program
includes more
students and runs
longer
By Racbtlle Newbold
New telescope for physics dept. is operational
li. Al.li>i;.i>liShtrrill
Battle with cracker won but future attacks expected
By Christopher Homnl
Am.lSl.lTW,i«t "If. ironn il u , fc , :..,. J..,,,,!,..,!.,!. ireJ he ** ton, fought. !»■ I.iuik h.J ., pr„.
Senate election being held to fill vacant seats
Three seats open, two created by resignations
"The main issue is that all the spots need
to be filled so that all the students are
represented."
JENNIFER PESTER. SA Executive
Vice President
PAWtt*
PRESENTS
The 1997 Health F/
Tuesday, November 4, at 5 - 9p
at the lies P.E. Center
Bring 1 non-perishable food item and receive!
FREE T-SHIRT
Free Food Samples
Tons of Freebies
Aerobic & Martial Arts Demonstration!
Raffle Prizes every 15 minutes
and much, much more!
FACULTY, STUDENTS AND COMMUNITY ARE IN 1
Thanks to you, all sorts of everyday
products are being made from the
paper, plastic, metal and glass that
you've been recycling.
But to keep recycling working
help protect the environme
need to buy those products.
BUY RECYCLES.
So look for and buy products made
from recycled materials. And don't for-
jj get to celebrate America Recycles Day
m November ISth.
It would mean the world to us. For
[J free brochure, call 1-800-CALL-EDFc
' ' lit our web site at www.edf.org
I H ©EB\ qf (||
' " u »i every other corner''
emth, freedom of thought and the
of ^vate judgment in matters of
™ :: ectthe,,. coui ,etoth,sl 1
;oki is truly one man's best friend
I in Robertson found his dog through internet search
arking allocations juggled to meet demand
KR.'s
Place
Hours:
Mon. -Thurs: 1 1 :45 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Most Sundays: 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.
REMEMBER
Collegedale Credit Union's
Free Stare Draft Service
w itli mfinJicrsnip
for Full-time Students
of Southern Adventist University
Stop hj and check it out soon!
! COLLEGEDALE
i CREDIT UNION
Next to Samaritan Center
Near Wendy'a behind MCB
238-7272
Discounts to ail School & Church Call-in orders
h — ^ coupon ^ ^ ^ ^ ^™ ^ coupon ^ mm m
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1 dozen donut holes 6 Glazed DonUtS i ?
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The Opinion Pages
Let's rethink mid-term
break and its length
TOI pa.1 ratal was mid-ltm, breal and il was gready opprecioto
!,'"1,!."'..»"!i"ii.'.i.Ii..i|.. h.n.i =i.nli ..i-hirocto?
Dr. Bietz a success after
just a few months in office
Quotes for the week
—ALEXIS de TOOJUH VILLI-;, fomivrtiiy in America, 1862.
Itye g>outIjcrn Accent
.Icgcitale, Twin. 37315 (423)2!
Letters to the Editor
"Blessed be the lord my Rock... my Hcll ° al1 ° f my brothers and sisters
High Tower and my Refuge." oM ™"i'y°»™™i»tomto* t r.M TO .rm„„ W dm...ih
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a bit harsh? Maybe. Maybe
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; to stop sometimes and ask just what it is we judge ■ "i» ; onlj l ■■> .-..
are doing to ourselves, and our ever-coarsening culture, ,X'<X. '■)','• ''.'-Wi''
when we become functional nihilists at the cineplex. *?*■ .
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Thursday, October 23. 1997
Focus
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Gordon Bietz: Will he rule with an iron fist?
Bietz is as ordinary as anybody else despite his imposing look and sound
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Irian Liu: cool and composed on and off the golf course
ju helped on ihc Bush/Quayli
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>sh Johnson's dream becomes a reality
Immer bike trek envisioned fours years ago on family vacation
Coupon: One dollar
off regular kut for
customers with
this coupon. 9
I Four stars raves Accent editor Duane Gang "
School of music grows by 25 percent
snd ** "I also like the fact that Souths! n has ( | a „ cs
""Arny Encson, lots of music groups that go lots of faculty.
' ! " ■■-'"" '" 1I,U - 1L ' places and that they are very Robenw
iaid she loves ihe professional." school ■
New faculty join teaching staff
Orchestra to perform '^
Evening at the Pops'
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Sports Briefs |
■pen has surgery, will
s season opener
I to sell Michigan home
icn Springs, but seven] cille
fiman balks deal with
Isie accuses Chinese
q won't play in world
npionships
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Flag football season has begun at SAU
Women's football begins in earnest
By J.R. DesAmours
Associated Press Top 25 College Football Poll
Tcaro OS EVS
Football Schedule for the Week of Oct. 26
"Let's face it, everyone knows the
name of the game is 'get the
quarterback.'"
—JOE NAMATH, 1978, quoted in Bob Abel
Where are my receivers?
The Campus Kitchen
of Southern College
Open:
Monday thru Friday
7:00 am till 2:00 pm
Call-in ♦ Pick-np
Take-oat ♦ Dine-in
(423) 238-2488
Fleming Plaza
Collegedale, Tennesse
Anyone interested in writing for the sp
section please contact J.R. DesAmours
Accent's sports editor,
jrdesamo@southern.edu.
ffnno Village Market Floris
'fob® 238-3359
Buzz says there's a rose specil
at the Village Market Floral
Dept. that you can't pass upl
Share the beauty of a rose an(|
BEE a hero.
Traditional red as well as an
assortment of unusual colors
• $1.50 each
• $15 a dozen wrapped i
Sale starts Tuesday Oct. 28 and runs throtj
Friday Oct. 31.
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Look Great & Don't Spend a Fortune
Pierre Cardin • Chaps • Perry Ellis • Oscar de La Renta • After SiJ
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holh ni-iHlnutcd from .Southern in ]'> l >2. Ineidenlally, they were
holh married on the same day its well. From left to right:
Gina and Jeff Ganj;. ( yntliia and Gordon Bietz, Julie and
Peter Kroll. F,ioroscoijirmsYoPTHBBimzRMiu.v
Community Calender
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bef ™ >he Friday of publication.
jeparated at Birth
hec k out this week's long lost twins
u mor on page 9
This week's debate:
How should we witness?
Focus on page 6
Sports on page 8
flfljie j^o utrjern Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Thursday, October 30, 1997
■xperimental' church and Adventist
denomination part company
ollegedale police
partment deploys
w high-tech cruiser
equipped to record both audio and video
MBA program
approved,
starts this
summer
■ Faculty senate and
board approve uXo^'-'' ii'.l^ IZViZ
masters of business ^ li'"'2] '.' I !« '-ZZ
administration program ^ w " ,1 "" 11 h " ,h| - "™ f
Study shows moms have
really do have favorites
) percent of surveyed mothers have favorites
scswi lie® southern. c>
Personal Feature fiJimr
Stephanie Gulke
skulked?' southcm.edu
Religion Focus Editor
Ryan Hill
rdhill@southem.edu
Feature Editor
Crystal Candy
clc;indy '9' southem.edu
Sports Editor
Jean-Roberl Dt-sAnnnirs
jrdciiniuCy southem.edu
Humor Editor
Rick Seidcl
taseidelo suulhem.edu
Sluuent Government Editor
Davtd Leonard
dlconarcKJi'Miulliiin edu
Photography Editor
Corey Tumagc
L'lutiiiifeW'simtlieni eJu
Humor Wrilcr
Matt Tblberl
Columnist
jomall® southem.edu
Columnist
Aaron Raines
njraines@southem.edu
Columnist
Erik Wcnbcrg
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Columnist
James L. Watson
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TODAY:Partly cloudy with highs
near 65. Lows will be in the upper
30s.
TOMORROW: Some sun mixed
with showers. There will be a high
of 66 and lows should be in the
upper 40s.
SATURDAY: Showers continuing
with a high of 65 and lows near
SUNDAY: N/A
How did your
senator vote?
The final '97-'98 SA t
Student Dues
Feslivul
Total Revenue
Operating Expenses
Total Opcnitini; Expenses
( apilul Improvements
Total Expenses
Net Increase In Reserves
Revised hmluei In J
10.000
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5149,058
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Dun Braun, 2nd
Mark Appel. 3rd
I'.nnl Wiiiileoek, 4lh
kwn R.i-musson, 5th
(jt-orirt-j Greenway. 6th
Tony Barkley. 7lh
Diana Ramos, 8th
9th
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Beth Walts, 10th
DawnGrafc, 11th
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Crystal Edmister, 13ih
Bonnie McComteU. 14th
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S'uuli- Tonge. 16th
Jenm Artigas. 17lh
Heather Barker, 18th
Melissa StKbta, 194
Ernie Dempsey, 20lh
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One killed, another
injured in TSU
dorm-room shooting
Colleges announce
campaign on race an
diversity
Skidmors colleges; Bairy. I
Nation/World Briefs
/oman Who Gave Birth
prom Pleads Not Guilty
Murder
S., Japan Settle Shipping
Writer's club sponsors online poetry magazine
Euterpe' gives poets exposure, students encouraged to contribute
By Rachellc Ncwbold
Largest Adventist university celebrates
fiftieth anniversary
11 kyn. ik'.IUlt- .,(i,l rvpl...1in
AW health
lir being
eld next
uesday
affles held,
hirts given to
st 300 people
School of music to perform
'Fiddler on the Roof
Auditions being held in first week of November
Education profs harbor serious doubts about
their students, survey finds
signal there are enough safeguard* lo ensure ihm
e [Jul only »ell-quj!il"ieJ HuiL-'nti BrjJuiili-
Nursing dept.
holding annual
'Teddy Bear'
clinic tomorrow
QHje Southern Accent
1111
.» a scale or 1 lo 10 (10 being the best) how would you rate Ken Wetmore your Student Association pre*
his first Tew months in office and why'
■ ■ ■
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l/oes from the
onference
enter
Teen
mother of
'closet baby'
deserves
praise
Research scholars ignore 'Seinfeld'
junior mint theory
tonally William R. Maltox Jr.
>m room lo icom. Really. practices and good hifalih Apparently, rdi- Umw
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Attention 1
Focus
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bugs but
don't kill
them on
Sabbath
I This week's debate
How should we witness?
Ryan D. Jjj
Hill
Destiny Drama Co. members chosen
Adventists protest over 'spam' on internet
Adunli.l \i-
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between two new!
congregations
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"If your religion!
not change youl^
you had better
change your relil
gion."
HUBBARl
"Religion— »|
joy it is no religi^
— THEODORE WJ
"Of Conscious!
Ten Senium* "'
700 new churches built in Africa
oject part of joint operation with Global Mission
lore resources are being collected in the Central Conference to
lieve the people in Oaxaca. There is a huge task to be completed."
RAFAEL GARCIA, ADRA
Mexico director
Relief continues for hurricane survivors
BRA providing food and emergency relief in Mexico
ALGE, BE
HEARD!
■The Student
Aate is sponsor
Jg a town hall
fcting on Nov. 4
1:30 p.m. i n the
ige Hall Chapel
J 5 discuss the
■ues important
■Talge residents
M"h the Talge
»tors. Dr. Bietz
W be present to
| here any
concerns.
PRESENTS
The 1997 Health Fair
Tuesday, November 4, at 5 - 9p.m.
at the lies P.E. Center
Bring 1 non-perishable food item and receive a
FREE T-SHIRT
Free Food Samples
TonsofFreebies
Aerobic & Martial Arts Demonstrations
Raffle Prizes every 15 minutes
and much, much more!
FACULTY. STUDENTS AND COMMUNITY ARE INVITED
Open:
Monday thru Friday
7:00 am till 2:00 pm
(423) 238-2488
KR.'S
Place
Hours:
Mon. -Thurs: 1 1:45 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Most Sundays: 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.
Kris's Kool Kuts
§ Cheap, Cnn Miik' Ml. J0^^
and just a phone call I f
away.
238-3250
Coupon: One dollar |§
Coupon: One dollar
off regular kut for
iv customers with
this coupon.
es Accent editor Di
Sports
Thursday, October 30, 1997
Clic gwitljcrn gtcent
Memos, memos, so manyjTiem^^
'Here's the play'
ducud by tta Spoiling
"Uny Walker 1107) c
Barkley charged
with battery
Davis wins Clcmente award
Sports
Quotes
'The difference between
the the impossible and pos-
sible lies in a man's deter-
mination."
—TOMMY LASORDA
"Show me a guy who's
afraid to look bad, and I'D
show you guy you can beat
every lime."
—LOU BROCK
"The best inspiration is
not to outdo others, but to
outdo ourselves."
—ANONYMOUS
"Anyone who will tear
down sports will tear down
America. Sports and reli-
gion have made America
what it is today."
—WOODY HAYES, quoted
in Bill Bradley.
Life on ilia Run, 1976,
VOLLEYBALI
"A" League
Tryouts
FOR MEN AND WOMEJ
SUNDAY, NOV.]
AT 5 P.M.
For any questioj
call 238-285(1
Humor
^jTbctober 30, 1997
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Tight Comer
by Ken Grundy and Malcolm Willett
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Kenya— East Africa Tour
December 17 -December 30, 1997
Why tour Kenya?
• Magnificent wildlife
■ Amazing landscape
• Tropical coastline
• Strong ethnic traditions
Beautiful weather
• Hand-made crafts
How will you benefit?
• Give you an eye-opening experience
■ A relaxing and rewarding vacation
Uninrje liable experience
CIj.^ eredits available:
How much win it cost?
What will the group size be
Who will be our tour leader?
student missionary.
if you are interested...
Please call Jack Harvey at 238-4151 o
til him ai "i;ih..ivey..i snuthcrn.cdti
-ASSIFIEDS
p EARN FREE TRIPS & CASH •«
Ms TRAVEL needs students to promote Spring Break 1998! Sell 15 trips
pvel free! Highly motivated students can earn a free trip & over $10,000:
J°se Cancun, Bahamas, Mazatlan, Jamaica or Florida! North America')
Ifcftstudent tour operator! Call Now! 1-800-838-6411
If you would like to place a classified ad
in the Accent please contact Jeff Lemon
at 2721. Rates are 10 cents per word per
issue and the deadline is Sunday at 5
p.m. before the Friday of publication.
CAR
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Community Calendar
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CHATTANOOGA AND AREA EVENTS
October 30 -TEL LAD ATI i >N ■ An evening of morvielllnc
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lost wanted
unor on page 10
Fall Fashion Review
Latest trends for both men and women
Focus on page 6
Wt)t g >outflern Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Thursday. November 6, 1997
ealth
ervices
repares for
u season
lering flu shot until
anksgiving vacation
Giving back to the
community
Community service day was a success
with over 600 participants. SA
officials were concerned that this year's
attendance would be low but those fears
were put to rest.
Complete coverage on page 8
Student of
the week
proposal
passed
Senate voted unanimously,
winners get gift certificates
By Hans Olson
dventist testifies before United States Senate
^1',.''-: pe'll.
Administrative council in
search of parking solutions
Committee tangles with 'free-for-all' plan
Campus News, p. 3
Flu season arrives
Health Services is offering flu si
for SIO through Thanksgiving.
Focus, p. 6
Film reviews
The Imax 3D al the Ai|uarium has ;
Humor, p.9
Mack Answers your
questions
Plus crosswords and mor
|sh nanny sentenced
e In prison
Ef,1allhew Eappen.
Itewater counsel asks
xtend probe
charin still linked to
Gym-Masters teach area kids gymnastics
Class held Mondays, Wednesdays between 3:30 p.m. and 4:30 p.m.
"A dream c
able to go to Boundry
Waters and learn to apply
things in nature. It was
The Opinion Pages
j Editorials I
Solutions to growing
parking problems
That [here is still a parking problem here on campus
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been proposed— ".mild help .ml H di-.r-.ii 1 (*'■ fa/umiuiih
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Letters to the Editor
If its good for the goose, its good for a duck.
Missions: Domestic and Foreign
How about those woes from thi
conference center
Great sarcasm!
pieces ihc paper would be more of
pleasure 10 read
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Jus! lo name a few "perks"
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"Placed 0, repaired.
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hat should Community Service day be about?
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As people grow older
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ingness to try new
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abilities.
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Film Review
Is 'Seven years in Tibet' worth your money?
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Ling Review
iupi's: Real pizza...an unreal place'
kwntown pizza parlor provides more than just pizza
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Hours:
Mon. -Thurs: 11:45 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Most Sundays: 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.
Take my advice: Skip it!
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Sunset Rock and
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cleaned by students
Community Service day a success
r °~
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Qilje Southern Accent
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Imons retires
cks banned from
fcrting events
objects at V aufi ht-
i hospitalized
I motorcycle
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(he 3 1 -year-old fighte
""n-uwnnnluly
police said Tyson did
xer tests positive
banned
stance
WBA welterweight lille fight
ken to bypass
gery
A nice flag pull
Flag Football Standings
Associated Press Top 25 College
Football Poll
Who are the NBA's
top ten teams?
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did last season (64>-nol *
a healthy David Robinson
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Thursday, November 6. 1997
Humor
©it Southern accent
Lanes, Pains, and
Automobiles
tn«r. Tike for iiunplf
IS
Rick S
Seidel iZ",
Ask Mack..
k tyc lorskim. Nars paJsk illscnbiikken (amis pajuH
hippcJ off hi* junglasies. i
officcri lum on their llghu 10
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Campus Safety's most wanted...
Wanted!
Name: Caesar Perez
D.O.B. January 6. 1977
Wanted For:
Numerous unauthorized
cafeteria announce-
ments, and excessive
noise and flirtation in
the cafeteria.
Name: Stephanie Gulke
D.O.B. November 13
1973
Wanted For: Parking
her car on the
Promenade, on the
lawn, and on the 2nd
floor of Brock Hall.
Name: Kent Rufo
D.O.B. June 7. 1971
Wanted For: Blatant!
flirtation, excessive |
hugging and he is a
possible accompli
Caesar Perez.
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hort Story Contest
50 in cash to winners
ell for details
Snowboarding
Some tips and
advice for
snowboarding
Focus on page 9
Hawaiian
football in
Tennessee
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_The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Thursday, November 13, 1997
Almost anything goes'
JP*'
Vice presidential
search nears end
Six candidates top list for VP for
Advancement, narrowing to three
contribute to McClarty scholarship
435 donated honoring Dr. Jack McClarty
SMC's annual fund drive brings
5,600 in new pledges
Dr. Jerome Clark
dies at 69
Former history professor, library
volunteer died at home
Campus News, p. 3
Saturday Night Concert
Dr. Brace Ashlon solos wi[h SAU
Symphony Orchestra
Focus, p. 6
Jack River Falls
Jack River Falls provides yruui jrc.t
for day and weekend hikes
Humor, p. 9
Mack Answers your
questions
Plus crosswords and more
Weather, p.2
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TODAY: Showers with a high
near 54. Lows in the lower 40s.
TOMORROW: Showers with
some mixed sun and cooler. Highs
in the upper 40s and lows in the
lower 40s.
SATURDAY: Windy and much
cooler with a high of 45. Lows
should only be in the mid 30s.
SUNDAY: N/A
Committee formed to decide
fate of vacant buildings
Historical Archaeology
class added to
history and behavioral
departments
Campus News Briefs!
Dr. Hefferlin taking
speaking trip to India
ie^oi^ to e d n iwrr,^uSi "ft*
'icwtepraniedbyrivc
duclion of the Accent
UuarkXprcss. Ifyouai
this posiiion or .m> "ihn ^
Nation/World Briefs I
ttish au pair freed
LuBKlMk Mm. N... 10
ve loved it [Brahm's piano concerto No. 2] all my life and never had a chance to play it before."
DR. BRUCE ASHTON, soloist and professor in the School of Music.
Dr. Bruce Ashton soloing with symphony Sat. night
Performing Brahm's piano concerto No. 2, symphony performing Tchaikovsky's symphony No. 6
By Katie Conrad
lq makes no attempt to
Tot down American
kistani found guilty in
rder of CIA employees
nton retreats on bid for
t-track trade authority
porge B.
Igram Award
(esented to
Ray
Mferlin
Thatcher exercise rooms completed, operational
Conference center exercise room now located in Thatcher
Bj Rachelle Newpold fell on uiat machine you nm on Itreadn
Adventist Church commission makes
recommendations on human sexuality issues
yjonalhan Gallagher
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The Opinion Pages
Give us the truth
A strong stance on
the important issues
TOje g>outI)ern accent
sii-:i , ii,\Mi--swiiic\.nimn S i-,
TONY BARKLEY. Ouldoor Foe
STEPHANIE GULKE, Perwnal Fca
RYAN D. H1LU Religion Focu
J.R.DcsAMOURS. Sports &
Staff and Administration missed point
Who really cares?
'I wholeheartedly agree'
s into Taljc il ih L -y wholchcirwdly agree with every.
What's on your mind?
The guns and cannons that ring in my ears cannot silence the screams of their lj
moments on this earth.
A look at war
«SS«Stffi»™™'"° te ■»»« ««*!■' One by one their lives are snuffed SjSs»
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deceived
by an
alien in a
space-
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Barkley I*
Hang-gliding from Lookout Mountain
provides picturesque view
1
New and improved
outdoor club organized,
outdoor database compiled
Jack River Falls: A perfect for day or weekend hikfl
1 nose interested in writing reviews for
(lie Outdoor Focus pages please contact
Tony Barkley the Outdoor Focus Editor
at tbarkley@southern.edu if
you are interested.
Thursday, November 13, 1997
Sports Briefs j
Kareem files lawsuit
against Karim
Los Angeles bids for 2012
Olympics
Hawaiian football: What is it anyway
,<u„ r .k--.md..-. mine nghl. not on<
whenVs style or Flagball.
VTtYl
Arlzo
na starts
n on top
Judge throws out lawsuit
against NFL
team USA going to
Pollsters Demand No. 1
Perfection: Michigan, FSU
leapfrog Nebraska
ptill jliJI. SAT.«l.)/l^l'Nu.«
Its' [Mill.
wc have to do is lights.
. fomu-rlj and
gcrlluml play
Play of the week
Saint-Jean changes name
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Upset ol the week
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Statistic of the week
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Volleyball Schedule
KoaU CiUJKLA COURT n
COUKTC
Si4S 5:45 RoyvsVlgh S
45 Rang vs. Quintans
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niure..Nov20 5.-O0 Scott v*. White 5:00 Aldridge v». Kim 5
&30 6:30 Vigh vs. Lope/ 6
45 Quintana w. Clio
Final
Football Standings
2
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ulty 7 2
Sp,
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Women's League
Associated Press j
Football Top 25:
Bams
PTS
1 Michigan (44) (9-0)
2. Florida St (23M9-II)
3. Nebraska (3) (9-0)
4. Ohio St ,9-1)
5. Tennessee (7-1)
8 1
1,342
8. North C'arulinins- li
9. UCLA (7-2)
1 200
If) 1
I". Kansas Si (8-1)
12. Florida (7-2)
995
14 1
1?. Washington (7-2)
6 1
14. Washington Si (8-1
16. Auhurn(7-2)
865
15 1
17 Mismss W i si ,(,.;,
IS. Texas A&M (7-2)
473
418
19 1
21 1
Hie) Virginia Tech (7-2)
21. Syracuse (7-3)
404
23 1
20 1
22. Iowa (6-3)
23. Wisconsin (8-2)
24. Oklahoma St (7- •>)
25. Missouri 164)
115
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Others receiving voles:
Mi-isMpp, 22. Louisa,
V «l Virginia 88, Colorado Si 82, VufiiH
Tulane 3. Clemsun > \\
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nta " 1 Miami, om'o 2
Force 1 3, M^'TH
Michigan Si l.°»
Humor
rsday, November 13, 1997
GTbe gxmtfjern accent
jVhat NOT to say to
ie Badged-One
Rick
leidel
|ow to fail that Georgia-
umberland pastoral
|mployment interview
Ask Mack.
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schul principal si
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Q. Mack, my boyfriend jus
good is il really? It just sits 1
totally what your boyfric
Separated at birth...
Once again, more long lost twins have been identified with the help of the
Southern Accent Humor Editors. Please, do not thank us, your gratitude at
being reunited is thanks enough.
Scot! Hamilton
Carli.s Clinton
Close to Home
by John McPherson
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$25
First Place
$15
Second Place
$10
Third Place
i should be between 400 and 750 words and have a
^pistmas theme to them. Stories must however, comply with
Christian values and values of Southern Adventist
iversity. The winning entries will be printed in the Accent's
fcial Christmas issue on December 11. Please complete the
^^ l below and return it with your submission by Tuesday,
Bcember 2.
Deadline: December 2
Length: 400-750 words
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Community Calendar
SOUTHERN AN[> AREA EVENTS
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jparated at Birth
t c k out this week's long lost twins
Lor on page 9
Short Story Contest
$50 in cash to winners
See page 11 for details
AP Top 25
College
Football Poll
tKIje ^outfjern Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Thursday, November 20, 1997
pssionary
jrdered
I Rwanda
sea Henry
cted 12th
ecinct
nator
Eating for a good cause
Patrol cars vandalized
Windows smashed on two Campus Safety cars
Mid-term
break
abolished
Faculty senate passed
proposal, awaiting final
approval from assembly
President Wetmore proposes
SA scholarship fund
Scholarship fund is need-based not merit-based
By Huns Olson . hj . i , fumi ^ eou1d lhc SluJem FinM eial Aid office.
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researches drug to
help quit smoking
> Jonalhan Gatlaghei
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Campus News, p. 3
'Shoeboxes' program
Business departmem participates in
'Operation Christmas Child.'
Focus, p- 6
I was anxious at first
by Siephunic Gulke the Accent
personal features editor.
Attention
due to Thanksgiving vaca
Office
Phone:(423>2.<K-:7:i
Fax:(423) 238*2441
Monday through Friday: \.
p.m. lo 5:30 p.m.
(Hours arc longer Sundays
News Editor
\ mini Armstrong
acarmslr@soulhem.edu
Editorial Cartoonist
Brad Joyce
bkjoycc'a'sou thern.edu
Copy Editor
Jennifer Artlgas
j ;irtiv ;j <■("• souihcm.edu
Art& Entertainment l-ditor
Stephanie Swllley
scwi 1 1 e(?' southcm.edu
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for Ihc morning' newscast. "This experience
gave me a lol of knowledge when I came
into the class," said George. He is ihe cre-
ative mind behind the graphic design for the
show, and admits he likes the technical side
of the production better than being in front
The students spend a tremendous amount
of time and effort in Ihe production of a
newscast. "We do everything, from writing
it. to assembling it." said Jamte Arnall,
junior broadcasting journalism major.
Arnall interned last summer at the ABC
affiliate in Asheville, N.C. Like George.
Amall admits that he enjoys the technical
side of the production better. "Writing is
more challenging," he said. Minoring in
public relations and religion. Amall's goal is
to work in communications for the church
"The experience I've gained will be benefi-
cial, and the skills will be applicable to mul-
tiple lines of work," he said.
The class is taught by Stephen Ruf. a for-
mer news reporter for WDEF-TV, die CBS
affiliate in Chattanooga. "1 have been
dirilled with these kids. The students have
exceeded my expectations because, as
we've all discovered, it's a demanding
course." Ruf said.
Because the class is small, a lot of team
work is involved. Every student lakes turns
dealing with the dilTcrent aspects of a news
production; running camera, audio control,
and tape operator. "Because there are only
five in the class, there is a lot of
student/teacher inieraeimn. I've learned so
much. Mr. Ruf is critical, but he makes us
better," said Crystal Candy, a junior broad-
Crystal Candy airs a package on how Barbie is being redesigned,
cist n'Mi'iulism major.
Candy also interns at Channel 3 in
Chattanooga. This is her second year with
the station. She interviews and reports news
as needed. "This class reinforces what I've
learned working al Channel 3," Candy said
Unhkc George and Arnall. she admits that
she's better in front of the camera "I'm not
good with the technical stuff," she added.
The class works in teams of two, usually
one reporter and a v ideograph er. Students
must also shuoi. write and edit their own
stones. "Thai's a lot of pressure on one per-
son." said Jean DesAmours, a senior broad-
cast journalism major.
One aspect of the class that he's enjoyed
is the hands-on experience. "I've learned so
much in six or seven weeks. It gives you a
taste of what the real world is really like."
The class currently tapes the show in a
studio on the first floor of Brock Hall. The
backdrop is somewhat makeshift, but that
should improve. Channel 3 is donating their
5:30 p.m. news set to SAU's Journalism and
Communication Department. The depart-
ment plans to teach the class every other
year, but if enough students are eligible, the
course might be taught again next fall.
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US fishing vessel
rescued lost men
hours later, the Evelina dc Rosa, a US fish-
ing vessel from American Samoa, came
towards them. A look-out, searching for
fish, saw someone waving from the boat,
though the men say they were asleep. The
fishing vessel pulled alongside and woke
The Samoan seamen took care of the
men on the 200 mile trip to Tarawa,
Kiribati, wlK-re ilte\ received medical help
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took the five survivors into care in a Tarawa
Hotel, until ihcy were well enough to return
to Papua New Guinea. Advemist Church
members in Tarawa welcomed their fellow
believers, providing, loud and clothing and
grieving with them as they buried
Cleveland. The drifters new home to Papua
New Guinea on Nov. 7. almost three months
alter their voyage began.
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teacher. She made a few comments on what
McKcc was like as a youngster, always we'll
dressed ami well behaved. According to
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business administration major. "We'd talk
about school, girls and God. It's kinda lone-
While his friends are concerned for his
I ,'" H " id " '* ""I™ or
litem to keep a positive attitude. "He miss
es everyone a great deal, hut he's llghtine i,
atat we can leel sorry for him to a point hut
it doesn I do any good."
Pereira was diagnosed in October with
Acme Lymphocytic Leukemia (ALL) a
cancerous fono of leukemia that cause's
immature while blood cells to accumulate,
The whole year, especially the last few
months, has been an up and down emotion-
al ride for the McKec's. "I just think it's
wonderful Ihat someone thought and cared
enough to give a heart instead of bury the
heart," said McKee's wife, Wanda. Even
after all the family has been through, their
faith is still strong. "Each day is up and
down, but God has never ever left us,"
added Wanda wife. "He's the only reason
we made it and Ihe only reason we are still
making it."
diminishing the effectiveness of uu . ti
important blood cells. According to the
Leukemia Society of America, ALL is the
most common and curable of form of
leukemia.
The chemotherapy treatment uses drugs
to poison the disease. Because the cancer-
ous cells are weaker than the healthy cells,
they are the first cells Ihat the treatment
kills. However, the drugs arc also toxic to
the healthy cells, so the treatment often
makes pauents feel weak
Pereira plans to be at Southern for his
sister s graduation in May. And his doctors
expect him to be strong enough for the trip
and his friends look forward to seeing him
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College News Briefs I
Cownapping culprit
confesses after 32 years!
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Vs., Dec.tr
After 32 years, the mystery of who ptfl
cow on the rotunda's roof has b
the University of Virginia. _
And the culprit, Alfred R. Berkelcjl
who now is president of the Nasdaq SP
Market, says he confessed because tel
guilty for masterminding the infara|
Berkeley came clean at _.
quet held in May. He also recently n
bursed a former local sheriff $1,755 fai
cost of the unsuccessful investigation |
was launched in 1965
pranksters.
Berkeley was one of five studenUl
squeezed a 250-pound heifer througluf
dow and up a spiral staircas" •" ""' ' '
high rotunda.
What was supposed to be .1 !<^ : j;'
bad turn, however, when auihoniie-f
tranquilize the animal to gel it back*!
the staircase. The skiui-h hetiei ^-f
authorities at the time said the o-nh
of the trauma and the tranquilizer '
too much for the poor animal.
Local residents were angered b) |
dent and demanded an investigatl
launched to ouch ilk' s.n.ki^ !1 - l! "
deed. George Bailey, the local shenll
time, chased leads until they ran dry.o
case remain unsolved.
Berkeley told his fellow alums
was only trying to lop the pranks W
did while attending the urmer-ii)
confessing to the cow-napping, W*
of the sheriff's investigation. fl
The stock market executive paiUT
forthe cost of the investigation !>.■<-.■
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College station dumps I
heavy metal line-up
LOUDONVUXE N.Y, Dec. 4
Siena College student-run radio station
out heavy metal music.
SiL'na College ;,diiiimsir.,it'i'
scrapped hard rock and he.tss ni.-LJn"
playlists at its campus radio stanon.
Screaming guitars and raw lyrics n
such as "Cannibal Corpse. V".
Conformity" and "Napalm Death "»
fit WVCR-FM's regular -
heavy metal format, but barfly J«M
college's Roman Catholic beliefs and "■
administrators said
"It certainly wasn't Christian I
SlahonMamgcr Terry O'Dotincll. I
one of two students who wotted wtf 1
administrators, professor, and ra°> I
employee, from nearby Albany t» ' 1
station's programming.
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The Opinion Pages
Flunking the NYC test
held J
The socioloe\ department
The New York Ciiy l
leaves students with an incomplet
many valuable sociological attraa
demographic beauty.
The group tours Manhattan, bi
of the city and completely leaves
i. The group hit
. New York City tesL
g Thanksgiving vacation each year.
iv of New York City. The tour skips
jwn. Little Italy.
ii hnuily skims the other lour bnmuglis
ii oilier fascinating surrounding com-
mnsl traps of Manhattan i.e. China
! Lowei East Side, maybe Harlem and the main
Hut il students want an enriching and eye-opening sociological experi-
For instance, the great hoiough o! loooklyn has nearly die population
of the city of C In. nn Here, one can 'md Unehteii Beach, (he largest
Russian .mnner.ini cncUc in the United Slates. Only a hand full of the
tony croup 1 1 -in. I tin - /in- 10 ny termed "Little Odessa."
Furthermore, they could visit ihe great Mafia community of
Bensonhursi \i„i l>. >> mimi tin Itiooklyn Lommiiniiy of Bay Ridge,
home community of Southern's very own Evelyn Moore.
In .iitiJiin i ;. ■ nid se iin- .harming urban communities of Cobble
Consider i ne m.a die majority ol Hi. students on the tour are parochial
.Southerners, who think New York C'u\ is wall-to-wall asphalt, it would do
them good to see the suburban style communities of Queens. Stolen
Island— which they did drive through only — and the Bronx. It would be
nice for them to see Ihe iree lined simis ;md million dollar mansions of
the Forest Hills section of Queens. It would be nice for them lo lake in the
baches ol sullen Mand Audit would be nice for them to discover the
manicured lawns ..nd in ground •" ig pools ol the Riverdale section
Indeed, it ■ ■ ■■ n ispn/h 1 hete aic golf courses, country clubs,
yachting clubs, farms and zoos all within the city limits of New York.
There arc even -ncis ul the city that icsemhle Collegedale. They have
Ironi and back > jrds and even two car garages.
Although New York alone has many m.h and diverse communities, it's
mind boggling how die loui group skips ihe eighth wonder of the socio-
logn_.il world Newark. N.) Known as ihe original nol city. Newark is a
.ample for sociologists It is the quintessential example
<irb.il
■LLIV.t
.iM'il nationwide act hum for
In addition, just as Brooklyn is home lo huge Russian ■
Down Neck Newark is home to the hirgest I'oriiigucsc minugraiil enclave
in the nalion n.k.a. Ironhound section And just think. Newark is only a
dollar ride from Manhattan via the PATH subway.
Also only a dollar ride from Manhattan is probably the most diverse
cily in America— Jersey City. The eily is jammed with Italians. Hindus,
Pakistanis. 1-asteru Europeans. Arabs, ,is well as its \V;ill Street yuppies
who have evehanged Marihalian's high rents tor a panoramic view and the
beautiful hrownslones of Jersey City's downtown riverfront.
So next lime the school takes a trip to the New York City metro area
lor sociological purposes, it would do them well to expand their horizons.
Scrap Southern's MBA program
W Southern's starling an MBA program demonstrates its failure to rc-
.v.iniioe us ni.|, t i.u's in lii.'hi oi modem realities.
From the beginning. Souilieni played a role m our ehureh's overall mis-
sion. The college named students to be missionaries and deuoiomalional
workers Ouv the ye us, this philosophy h;is noi changed, and il can be
seen in the school's pnorili/ing of sin.li departments .is religion, education,
and nursing As ,i ie-uli. the majority ol Southern's .dnmni are probably
While Soul In in Mill in, inn l, iel ures denominational workers in mass
numbers, modem icalilv diet.iie- lhat tins is no lougei ihe best approach to
reaching our objective of furthering ihe Advent message.
For instance, the modern world, in large pail, has proven unreceplive lo
the anachronistic approach ol public evangelism, and organized religion.
Secularism has permeated America and Western I'.urope and is slowly
spreading to ihe Thud World - which happens lobe the only place where
Adventism is growing significantly. In such a secular society, our old
ways of doing things no longer work.
Therefore, to break free from the old status quo. our school should con-
sider what does work in today's modern world In die contest of spreading
the Advent nie-s-ice .> mic loone .ippioach among friends and coworkers
is Ucady supenor Om appioach should nol meiely be lo train people as
1 "■ .■■■■■' n i ;.. indents i fillrale the highest lev-
els of the professional -nid business world, thereby facilitating a more
effective and peisou.il cvaugchstn a|ipro.ich among die nation's upwardly
mobile.
Unfortunately, our current approach embraces mediocrity. Things are
\ i. . -, in .-...,!. ..,:. ..is I. ii. n i.n.i. i. i J,. ,i, niismess school com-
leiitcd that his degree prepared him loi work at an SDA academy or hos-
iial. hut it did mil prepare him for work at Wall Street's lop iradmg firms
' oiol.. ..,-, I s, - l|i. ^.Mciiiiii ..,|..:il./, . ,.,,■ school's luuilcd vision
Sadly, news of ihe new MBA program indicates that indeed the pro-
ram is not a hardcore program designed to place graduates on Wall Street
J facilitate outreach among these |icople. but meiely a program for
Hi i- h. no V. img I ni versify — why n
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Letters to the Editor
C.A.R.E. positions should not be elected
Tradition for tradition's sake is ridiculous
I feel il necessary to respond to
Geof Greenway's column about
C.A.R.E. I am a junior Theology
major, and although I have never
held a C.A.R.E. office position, I
have been involved in many
C.A.R.E. ministries, so I feel quali-
fied to respond lo Geof s position.
Firstly, Geof has slated lhat
C.A.R.E. is falling short of it's
name. He supported this by saying
many students feel unwelcome,
can't find their place, and fall short
of leaders expectations. I would
question his use of the word many.
How many is many? Geof, are you
suggesting ihe majority of students
are not being blessed by the
reserved lor his officers. Had you
ever gone to Ken with an idea, you
would have received the same kind
of response I did.
You suggested an election of
officers would solve the alleged
problem. Again, I must disagree.
Why? Because anyone can apply
for ihe positions, and the best appli-
cant is chosen. Many people who
would shun an election process
(like me) would consider applying
for a position lhat will be given to
the most qualified applicant. By the
way, this is how ii works in (he
church too. Pastors are nol hired by
election. They musl apply, inter-
view, and be selected by someone
campus? It is very difficult, with the authority to hire. Student
impossible lo offer programs Government should not be com-
pared to student ministry, they are
two very different processes. And
besides since when did a school
i. lei i mil help us diversify or place
people of various ethnic back-
grounds in office?
Your opening paragraph suggest-
2.A.R.E. umbrella. The
last time 1 checked, they allowed
anyone to participate and they
accept any suggestions for
improvement. New
for everyone.
But, let's say for the moment
that there is nothing there lhat is
working for you. You've said there
arc no alternatives. I beg to differ.
You skipped over starling your owi
ministry, as if anything you try to
do will be rejected by the C.A.R.E.
office. I know by experience that were nol
Ken Rogers and the C.A.R.E. office that you
will ->- -
elected. You praised ihe SA for the
great job they've been doing, and it
appears ih.it you are relating their
success directly to the fact that they
are elected officials Geof. one day
you will graduate from school and
get hired somewhere If you think
lor a moment that because you
elected to your position
ue not going to beheld
There was once a newly married
couple that sat down to their first
dinner of meatloaf which the wife
had prepared using one of her moth-
er's recipes The husband noticed
that before placing the mealloal in
the oven his wife cut the ends off the
nieailnai and threw them away. He
asked her why and she simply
replied, "I don't know, that's the
way my mother always did it." So
ihe next time they visited her moth-
er's house he asked bis mother-in-
law il she cut the ends off her meal-
loaf and if so. why. "Because my
mother always did," was the reply.
The next week the couple visited the
wile's grandmother and ihe husband
figured he'd ask the question about
the meatloaf again. The old lady
replied, "Well I have a small oven
and dial's the onl\ \\a\ the nieailnai
will fit in the oven!" The moral of
the story is lhat tradition for tradi-
tion's sake can be quite ridiculous
I was standing in line in the cafe
after my 12:00 conditioning class
when someone tapped my arm. I
looked around and there was a sweet
little old lady standing there smiling
up at me asking. 'You are going to
take sour lood upstairs aren't you?"
The reason she asked was because I
was wearing shorts, one of the time
honored taboos for the cafeterialaj
at Southern. I am a senk
is obviously not the first ti
been inconvenienced by this rultB
was irritated because som
and my fiancee were sitti
dining room and I would h
to have joined them. I've gripedJ
complained like everyone elsclf
never done much about it, but 4
was the straw that broke the c
back, . J, haye no idea when \h
was instituted but its evaluation^
long overdue.
I would welcome any intelliii
response from the rule-making-n
ies-that-be here at Southern at
why this non-sensical ru
exists. I would like some
able answers besides, "But if
way we've always done it!"
an excuse for Catholics. I 8
that allowing shorts in the c,
on non-Sabbath days would!
nothing to damage Southern's i
institution. It would also make!^
whole lot more convenient
entire sludent body for >
exists. My number is 3024.
everything in their power tr
iippori studem led ministries that
by the C.A.R.E. leaders, accountable for their ministry -
How about a little more vacation
Let us get right down to business, pulling those tw..
There has been a proposal by where else. This
I have gone to Ken myself
received his blessing and full sup-
pott lur a Tenl Revival (campus
ministry) and an overseas crusade
(missionary outreach). Ken Rogers
raised over SIMM) f or lnose two
events, pin in hours and hours of
work, and supported our plans
when others wouldn't His commit-
ment to sludent ministry goes
beyond the call ol duly, and it isn't
Unhappy constituent
been heard in a crucial medium
student senate.
The only reason that my views
have noi been expressed is because
my senator is noi doing his job.
(..ranted I did nol vole in ihe election
lor senator, but il he is there to rep-
should get to know my
o themselves,
chaplain, but most of all to God.
Not all things are best solved by
an election. After all, how many
In the pasl I have heard senators
complain ihat they have no power.
In m\ opinion, il would help to have
their Lonsiuueiits support, or ai leasi
their opinion. So basically what 1
am Irving to say is "Do your job 1 " If
you are going lo be in office hear
the true voice of the people. Don't
simply voice your own position.
L'ndersiand your constituents even
if you don'i agree with their beliefs.
Dwighl Majors, Dean of Men. and
Sharon Engle, Dean of Women,
kill mid-term break and pass on
added benefit of two days
Thanksgiving break. This magii
plan has one major pitfall
days out e-i-s'
— of the third and ^j
amendment, which entails :
school a week and two da
I know, I know, stay in scl
tie bil longer, but just h
F«u ■»» _ one major pitiau, well at minute before you bum me'
least to tins concerned citizen. I love stake. After doing your menu)
my mid-term break! It adds that one you come up with an extr '
measly extra day to my blessed days, don't you'' Well tho
weekend lo unwind in ihe middle of seven days 1 propose goin
mv rigid semester. underprivileged break
However, the Deans' proposal Christmas vacation. This
does have a very beneficial blessing give us three delightful
thai would help us all. Just two extra instead of our present two.
days to our premature Thanksgiving I know this all sounds lik
break would be glorious words to madness right now, but ih" '"
m> ears Especially if , hese two it for a while. Keeping
days jnd on ,|,e Monday and the break, adding two ■
Tuesday he lore Thanksgiving. This Thanksgiving vacation, ai
would give us the desperately need- seven days lo Christmas ,
ed lime to travel and no! miss class- sounds preity good doesn't £
K. Especially tho. ,h,.|„, ;, tl odm.. nine brief daysW*
west coast who need that smidgen of oi the school year and this''
extra time to get home. All in all, ble. I know s -' ^
Ibis great break would a|l ow u
spend the time with our loved (
have your cake and eat it t*I
talk i.
about any thing thai goes o
—RANDY W. KELCH
Talge Hall A-20,
junior chemistry major
'our cake and eat » ^m
a big piece of cake ariojl
, to eat every last crumb. Ag**J
Ir .conclusion. I propose three isjusi an idea, sodon't gel"*f
amendments to this impressive at the author of this article •»
piece of [eolation. The first would likes to dream a little.
oe to keep our precious mid-term
oreak intact. Secondly. LO nies the
Keeping of i| K idea n\ , JC Mim> iv. n
days to Thanksgiving break, but
—SCOTT Cj
sophomore t*
manager^
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Thursday, December 11, 1997
CHRISTMAS
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE
morning." Buseh said of their time invested.
- Their decorating efforts paid off with a $30 prize
awarded by the pain; of judges that scoured each hall
looking for the best room decorations.
•'Creativity, neatness, something that grabs you.
Something thai shows the spirit of the season," said
Jean Robertson, of what she and her husband, Dr.
Robertson, dean of the School of Music, were looking
for in the Christmas creations.
Thatcher hails were filled with Christmas trees
drawn on floors, hung upside down from ceilings, and
traced out in lights on doors and every kind of candy
available.
"Chocolate. I've eaten loo much chocolate, and I
feel fat." said Pierre Scoll, junior nursing major.
Lost Talge men could be found on each floor trying
to find their way and ogling Thaicher's accommoda-
"This is so nice. We get all the hand-me-downs." a
jealous guy communed mi ihc quality of our hall fui
ture. Also overheard: "It's like a hotel!"
"Welcome to the loud hall" heralded one particu
ly festive hall where music greeted you on arrival
everywhere people danced.
"One of ihc nmsi fun moms was the loud hall, wl
[lie Spanish people and Spanish music were. That
the best! Thai wax the must fun'" Scott said.
"Room 388 was my favorite because they had
edible door. You couldn't actually eat because I
sprayed hair spray on it, but it was awesome."
Ernest Dcmpscy, sophomore psychology mi
i the igloo room. The igloo n
"Second he
rocked
Judges also liked the igloo ro
ened inside and glowing pengui
am wilh its totally dark-
ns and North Pole sign.
DoraGateU'v. senior nursing ni.ijur. and Inn
Wade, senior prt-phv>acal therapy major, won the $60
grand prize.
"I thought 181 and 120 were pretty good," said Ben
Rose, freshman theology major. "Room 181 was very
interestingly decorated with clothing. Room 120 had
lots and lots ol gmul femd and nice people in it."
After the viewing hours ended, the crowd moved to
the student park Students sang a range of Christmas
Christmas, and it's my favorite time of the
when all my favorite Christmas songs come
J Mari Oskins, freshman accounting major.
math major Jill Johnson's favorite part of the
vus meeting Niek Stephenson, freshman cngi-
PHOTO BY COREY TV1.\1
This guy checks out a new book on Christmas at the Campus "
The Campus Shop had its annual Christmas Open Honal
Tuesday.
"I did not know him hclorc 'his evening. I am meet-
ing new people this late in the semester, and I adore
that. I'm cxsluiic and exuberant to be here tonight,"
Johnson added.
With Christmas break less ihan a week away, the fes-
tive spirit continues to grow.
"BRING THEM HOME
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ALIVE
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11 would appear thai ai least one hall ol all accidents have a- .1 colli n but my factor, the u-e ot alcohol antl'm
dines While dnnkme and drugs .ire not amone the problems ot Southern Adveniisl UniverMly students, it i-
still .1 problem on ilie highways thai each ol us have to watch for as we travel. The best way to avoid accidents
and near accidents is to be extremely aleri This means being acutely aware ol what other drivers around you are
dome and nol letting the actions ol olhel users ol the road atleel your good judgement A good driver will always
know where the iralfic around turn is 111 (elation to his own vehicle so that il an emergency maneuver becomes
necessary he will know what Ins maneuvering opiions are.
Many limes, students travel several in a vehicle when heading home toi die holidays, lalkmg. laughing and
singing are all pari ol having a good lime and all can be distracting to the driver A loud radio can be especially
disinu line when driving 111 heavy traffic He prepared lo change drivers ol ten and avoid taking any type ol dings
(calleme, elel to slay awake as these can sometimes distort ones ludgemenl and make one teel aleri when III fact
they are really not alert. 11 you are the driver of a group or if you are traveling alone, one of the hest ways to
avoid pioblenis is to gel a good nights rest belore starling out Don't loigei 10 Marl your trip with player, asking
the Holy Spirit lo travel with you.
Those of us that remain hca- for the holidays will be remembering you m our prayers and wish each of you a
sate nip a
a VI-.RY NAPPY HOIJUAY!!
SAU Campus Safety
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The Accent would like to thank the members
of Mr. Stephen Ruf s News Reporting Class
for their hard work writing stories and report-
ing for the paper. You were a big part of this
semester's Accent. Good luck and we hope
you will work for the paper next semester.
Susie Behm
Darla Edwards
Mark Loney
Shelley Jones
Rachelle Newbold
Garrett Nudd
Nyanga'ara Omwega
Kalie Conrad
Dawn Grafe
Chris Howard
Leif Koester
Eddie Nino
Hans Olson
Abby Sherrill
Upcoming WSMC
Christmas Specials
The airing of Christmas specials has become a tradition at WSMC. Many shows are
al, and people get used to hearing them. Station manager Gerald Peel said, "A lot of o
teners call and ask about their favorite special, and whether it is going to be aired again,
following is a guide to those specials and when they will be aired.
Carols for Christmas
Airs: Wed. Dec. 19, 2 & 8 p.m.
A program focusing on English carols, and readings that trace the story of Christ ft
Creation through Revelation. The readers are ordinary folk from across the British Isles. 1
music is that of Tallis, Handel, and Anthony Holbome. The Taverner Consort peforms.
The Christmas Revels
Airs: Tues. Dec. 23, 2 & 8 p.m.
A celebration of the winter solstice 1997. Combines traditional music, dances, chilon
games and drama drawn from many cultures in celebration of various winter festivals, i
ing the Chaukka, La Fiesta de la Posada, Twelfth Night, the Feast of Fools and New Yes
Christmas with the Philadelphia Singers
Airs: Thurs. Dec. 18, 2 & 8 p.m.
The concern marks the Philadelphia Singers 1 1th annual celebration of Christmas. The")
cert is broadcasted from the resonant setting of St. Clement's Church on Logan Squ^l
Philadelphia. This program features hymns, traditional carols and a performance of™
Rutter's Gloria.
Echoes of Christmas
Airs: Wed. Dec. 24, 2 & 8 p.m.
Echoes of Christmas is the annual holiday concert of the Dale Warland Singers. A m<$|
capella program is recorded in the Church of the Nativity, in St. Paul, Minnesota, it wiUf
ture traditional carols in new arrangements.
Home for the Holidays
Airs: Wed. Dec. 17, 2 & 8 p.m.
Home for the Holidays marks the Christmas season with instrumental arrangemetjl
favorite carols, performed by the Eaken trio. The programs also presents pn"^
Americans, sharing their memories of holidays past.
A Star in the East
Airs: Tues. Dec. 16, 2 & 8 p.m.
A medieval Hungarian Christmas celebration. This program is sung in Latin and Hung*l
with English introductions and interviews.
A Toss the Feather Christmas Special
Airs: Mon. Dec. 15, 2 & 8 p.m.
This program features seasonal spoken word and musical performances from a varied
Celtic and British Isles folk artists.
It's a Wonderful Christmas
Airs: Christmas Day, 10 a.m. & 2 p m
Andy Williams reads Philip Van Doren Stern's "It's a Wonderful Life", and Jimmy
ana uonna Keed sing.
Crater Sw Programs run from the very traditional to the eclectic and con.e"ffl
?X SMS? S ^" subscnbed '°' bu < haven't been given air dates. Call «S«
(423) 238-2905 for further information and with any other questions. J
—Compiled by Ma*;
rocus
■jrsday, December 1 1, 1997
<El)r Southern accent
lake some time to focus on
Tue meaning of Christmas
'Yes, Virginia, there
is a Santa Claus'
Why did you
choose to
attend
Southern?
Q. Do you live
within the Southern
Union of Seventh-
day Adventists?
Yes
No
Q. What was the
main reason you
chose to attend
Southern?
The Christian envin
Southern's locution
Q. Did you
consider attending
another college
besides Southern?
Q. Did you
consider attending
another Advenlist
College?
Q. If so, which
Adventist College?
Kciiaii^t'nik^L- :■ ;
I'aikine ous ji concern
umonj; nearly hair or those
How do you feel
w^
Q. Do you think vespers dating is
appropriate?
Q. Should reverse weekend happen
more often?
Q. Women, have you ever asked a guy
out on a reverse weekend date?
Q. Men, have you ever been asked out
a reverse weekend date?
Q. Do you feel students should be
required to attend Thursday assemblies?
s computers lahs around cum pus Ihat give all student! J
m %
Southern has he knoss o as Hie school to uo to it sou scant lo act married, hut is
thai? B j i,
Q. Have you ever used an illegal substance while
attending Southern?
Q. If students are required to attend
Thursday assemblies do you think the
facultj should also he required to attend'.'
I
Q. Do you feel Thur^a^riu^e7^r7
appropriate programs for the Church?
2lPii^JWroveor disapprove of interracial dating?
Q. Were you or are you personally effected by the parking!
crisis on campus?
bout SAU?
I Overall, how would you rate Southern's academics?
I
17%
I
■ Excellent Good Fair Poor Don't Know
I How would you rate the
Idemics within your
Bailment?
I Do you think Southern
buld keep adding graduate
Igrams to its curriculum?
Q. From what you know, how
would you rate Southern's
Academics as compared to
other Adventist colleges?
Q. Do you support Southern's
University status and new
name?
acceptance speech before his October inaaeuralior
,ry other Tuesday at H p
Blow would you rate Dr. Gordon
i President of Southern?
Q. Men, how would you rate Dwight
Magers as Talge Hall head dean?
Q. Overall, are you satisfied with your
current situation and experiences here at
Southern Adventist University?
miovt would you rate Ken Wetmore as
■>' SA President?
10% Don't Know
How would you rate your Student
ociation Senator?
'omen, how would you rate Sharon
lie as Thatcher Hall head dean?
24%
5%
Vccnl pulled 11)0 students on Wednesday,
cniher 3; Thursday, December 4; and Sunday,
ember 7. The random poll was conducted by
Thursday, December 11, 19
<Ehc Southern accent
Short Story
Finding Peace at the Piggly Wiggly
Gladys buys her groceries at the Piggly
WujcU where I do my shopping.
Thin and smalt, she walks hunched over.
Her hair is strikingly white, and each lime
we meet I can count on her wearing a little
red-flowered house dress, Ked lennies on
her feet, and a pale-yellow cardigan cling-
ing to her shoulders. Though sometimes
she forgets to put in her teeth, her checks
arc never without a smidgen of pink rouge.
Every time I sec her, her can holds two
oranges, a tiny tin of coffee, grape gum,
small loaf of bread, jelly, box of Yum Yum
moon pics, and 15 cans of Fancy Feast cat
She has a gentle smile and a soft voice.
She pushes her cart around the store eager-
ly, looking to trigger a
She looks at me with sad, vacant eyes.
Eyes that crave companionship. Eyes that
search for a friend. Eyes that tell of how
she lives in a house filled with furniture,
but where only one chair is used. In a
house that used to ring with precious little
ones' voices and the hubbub of a family,
and now only echoes the steady blare of
Dob Barker. A house that was once a
Her children never call. Her husband
has passed on. And her neighbors don'l
bother.
Gladys.
She has many a story from a lifetime
gone by that no one cares to hear. A heart
that was once full of love but has now
withered up and waits to die.
I think of her often, my Piggly Wiggly
friend. I crave to tell her that I want to
hear her stories. I want to take her to the
park. I want to sit down and look at her
pictures, share a yummy lemonade, and
make her days happy.
But I don't.
Because I don't know how. Because it
makes me uncomfortable. Because I have
an accounting test tomorrow.
There is a boy in the cafeteria. 1 do not
know his name, but I have seen him before.
He is big and dresses, well, differently.
He sometimes smells not so pleasant.
He sits solo and devours his meal.
[ wonder if he feels conspicuous as the
only one at a spacious table. He scarfs
down entree' after entree' and never looks
up.
I wonder if he wants to be alone or if he
wishes he were surrounded by others. I
wonder if he ever looks around at all the
smiling faces and longs for a dinner com-
panion, jusl once.
I wonder if he thinks about his life and
gets tears in his eyes. If a lump forms in
his throat. If he can barely choke down his
food, thinking about all that he wants to be
but is not. Wondering if things will ever be
better. If he will ever be accepted or spe-
ei.il or even normal.
I see him every day. Sometimes I try to
catch his eye, but I never do.
I want to sit by htm and ask him what
his major is. I want to become his friend
and invite him to go bowling with us this
weekend.
But Idon'L
And he leaves the cafeteria again, just
the way he came in-alone.
I see a gaunt boy in the fourth grade
with chocolate eyes and pale cheeks. His
hair begs for a cut. His stomach cries for
breakfast.
I see him struggle with his little sister.
He feeds her and dresses her. He makes
her stand up straight and brush her teeth.
He has taught her to color in the lines and
say "Please" and "Thank you." He reads to
her at night, and shivers in November so
that she can feel toasty warm wearing his
dingy parka.
I see him being the mother, the father.
Because they are not around. Because he
has to to survive. Because no one helps
him but himself.
I see him drag his sleepy sibling onto
the city bus every morning and get them to
school on time. I see him scrounge around
to find lunch so she does not go without.
I see people who know this solemn boy
who lives up to the responsibilities of a
man. People who do nothing, who rum
their heads, who jump into their Volvos and
speed away to play racquetball. People
who recognize his courage, his discipline—
and offer no support. No help. No ride to
school, no oatmeal for breakfast, no money
for lunch.
I do not feel sorry for the people 1 see
hurting everyday. 1 do not shake my head
and say, "Oh, what a shame."
I feel sorry for myself. I feel sorry for '
our society, that we have not loved those
who are not so perfectly easy to love.
I feel sorry that we do not have the time
or the ambition to go the extra mile. The
extra foot.
I feel sad thinking that we have gotten
so caught up in everyday, petty things, in
ourselves, in our "turning in," and getting
ahead, and have forgotten. Forgotten those
who have nothing to offer us but are still
people. Those who are still significant.
tray down and introduce mvseir ■
Debating whether I should a«sr I
Simple things, really.
I sit in voiceless turmoil, wonta I
anyone else notices or cares ■ *l
* for the unhappy. The un SH
a young mother whose nerv« I
"cool," have been neglectea and ignored.
I see my life passing by and wishing
time and again that I had done something
But I don't.
Because I'm shy, or nervous, or embar-
rassed, or selfish.
Because I have a paper due in history, I
need to clean my room, it's double credit
assembly tonight. Because I don't kndw if
they want me to. Because^ don't want
them to think they are my charity project.
So I sit in silence, feeling creepy on the
inside. Debating whether or not to ask
Gladys to go to the Tastee-Freez with me.
Debating whether I should just plop my
-. _ j — 6 .™ ra wnose ner\«
as frazzled as her hair. HerchilS
squawk.ngandherbagsofprodS"
slyly away in a runaway c ■ "
for a very new BMW.
I see her, and 1 know that she niw. I
help. I make Ore debated decisSl
go font. I dash after the reckless™!
oad the parcels into he, 1976 banwl
low Volvo station wagon. , make £1
her cranky children until I hear g "
I smile and walk away.
It was a small thing, but it mie A
diffcrence-lo her and to me, 1
I feel good, really good, for the tin I
time in a long time. ■
Because my heart is softening ■
Because I am making God big, aj J
Because I want to, I need ti
I decide to swing by Pinelv
Hire me: Advice from the guy behind the desk
Wrong! Tactics and strategies for the informational interview
Looking for ;i |uh'.' Here'-* mmih-
it chapter in (he primer — how not
to get hired on Wall Street.
OK, so this kid comes to sec me
loor.mii iur a job I ike everybody.
Of
m doing a favor for
omebody to sec the guy. Thai's
iow it always is. Nobody ever real-
y wunts to see anybody in our busi-
less because nobody ever wants to
lire un entry-level person, Heck,
lut you never know. So I tell the kid
o come in at 7;30 a.m. He shows up
it 7:45 a.m. with nothing except his
Rule No. 1: Be there at 7:15
when 7:30 is called for. You never
know when you may catch the target
(me) helore his assi slant comes in to
block you (not at my place, of
course, h t 'taii-e everybody has been
in for an hour already),
Rule No. 2: Don't come in
empty-handed. Bring demurs. Bring
bagels link, brine coffee. Bring a
('.'■«$'■; bee McMufiln. But don't
lusi brine vuiu.l-11' Nobody wants to
sec you anyway. They always want
to see a Dunkin' Donut.
So he sits down and I ask him
why he wunts to see me. He hems
and haws, something about the mar-
ket. Something about looking to impression. You
change careers.
Rule No. 3
because you can
you can't, I don'
We aa in the money business,
the life-i-Iunciiip. business and not
Hie Works Progress Administration.
I ask him what he likes about the
snvk murker He says it's exciting. I
.isk bun where does he get his infor-
mation what he reads. He says die
Journal sometimes, TheStreet.com
Rule No. 4: You read even thine.
You devour TheSi ill! som— believe
me every trading and sales desk
reads us. so you will make a great
Journal. You read Barron's,
ire there Investor's Busmen Daily, Business
money. If Week, Forbes and Fortune. And you
watch CNBC because we all do.
I ask what he likes in the stock
market. He says the market is too
high. So I ask him what he would
short. He says he doesn't know, and
then he mentions Coke, "because it
missed the numbers."
Rule No. 5: Be ready with a half-
dozen ideas. If you don't like the
market, be ready with a half-dozen
shorts. Know where they went out,
their 52-week range, their price-to-
eamings multiple, the president of
the company, what they do and who
follows them. If you
can. Find out what the analysts at the of my time,
firm you are interviewing at think of Don't you \
your picks. Be combat-ready, time. Know Lh
Anticipate. etiquette. Don'
I ask him what he can bring to the kill.
party that is special. He shrugs.
Rule No. 6: You can bring hustle. James J. Cramer is managut
Everybody in my business likes a hedge fund and co-chairman ((■
hustler. In fact we can teach hustlers TheStreet.c
and we don't mind doing so. thestreet.co
I tell him to leave.
This interview did not have to be
painful. When you get your 15 min-
utes, use them wisely. While I am
not hiring, periodically someone
puts the screws to me to see some-
body to "help him." They are always
the same. They are always a waste
Me proud of
your success!
The 1998 edition of Who's Who Among Students in American Universities and Colleges
will include names of 43 students from Southern Adventist University who have been
selected as national outstanding campus leaders:
Ryan Lee Ashlock
John Rea Beckett
Deanna Sue Bentzinger
Rebecca Jean Boiling
G. Sean Callender
Michelle Rae Castleberg
John Michael Craig
Christine Diane Ertel
Michelle Danae Erwin
Sari Karina Fordham
Jason Wesley Gatling
Jennifer Janelle Gless
Tara Karrin Griffin
Julie Raye Hansen
Heidi Lynn Hodson
Lynelle Marlise Howson
Laura Marie Hunt
Mark Eugene Ingersoll
Charlene Evonne Janzen
Michelle Marae Kelch
Dwayne Arthur Kingry
Heidi Janette Kneller
Ralph Steven Kurti
Nicole Georgann Kurzynske
Jason Lee
Arturo James Lopez, Jr.
Amy Elizabeth Mullen
Daniel Clifford Myers
Jucinta Vernita Naylor
Amy Ruth Nelson
Jennifer Mary Park
Anthony Scott Reiner
Docile Donna Saguan
Eric Maurice Sigler
Mikhaile Aurelia Spence
Susanna Leigh Swilley
April Maria Taylor
Kelley Marie Tracy
Homer Wendell Trecartin
LaNita Beth Watts
Delia A. Wessels
Sandi Lynn Wilbur
Misty Dawn Youmans
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Humor
Humor Editors:
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Thursday, December 11, 1997
®he Southern Accent
Facial hair: The
goatee strikes back
Though! provoking. Ji-.niihjui-.hmy. tniwlrw Spanning decades and even CL-iHurics.
more widels knov. than the lmgli-h Language [Is conccpl spanning borders, national!'
economies, and religions lis presence fell hy millions....
Is it Democracy I speak of? Free Trade? McDonalds? No, no, and ho. This subjet
momentous and universal significance is none oilier ihan the goatee.
So now, as the sequel to "A Goalee For Your Thoughts," here are ten more goatees
demand your thought and aiieniion (pretu demanding lor a hunch of goatees!)
I
Rick
Seidel
9, The Civil War Goatee: A particularly sinking goatee, marked by the
long, dagger-like points of the inusiache. The owner must be careful
about turning around loo fast-it's far too easy to pul an eye out with this
goatee.
8. The Hair Club For Men (inatee: Die goalee worn hy those claiming
ihey li.id facial hair at one time, but due to the effects of the "receding
goalee line," they've resorted to more drastic measures.
it of the 19711s "Aim" hairstyle, because of its
4. The Toupee Goalee: Basically, a catch all kmi referring lo all goalees which obvious-
ly are NOT real. Tins would unhide glue -on models, pi-iu ilcd-m models, and all other false
goalees. Note: Paper mache is not an acceptable goatee making substance.
of the slicked h.n I. I'lid'v li.ur due-loo much
, accept this goatee
Rick Seidel is the humor c
t for the Southern A
14 Less caloric
1 5 Quickly
17 Buttinsky
23 Does ushering
25 English boys'
26 Pleasantly
34 Moran of "Happy
35 Chinese cooking
37 Land In the All.
3B 1 853-56 war
39 Sallon or
Caspian
40 Boxer trom Ali's
*42 Rosary element
P<13 Subcontinent
44 Pixie
45 Cubicle pieces
46 Umps' cohorts
53 Lived
57 _-S1rauss
58 Confirm again
61 Inclusive phrase
62 Israel's airline
63 Bloody
64 Absurdity
DOWN
1 Nobelist Wlesel
2 Like claret or
chablis
3 Diminutive
4 Tries to land a
5 Mediterranean
7 Chart
8 On the rocks
9 Spooky
10 Public speaking
22 Grim in aspeel
24 In a vile manner
26 Conductor
Ozawa
27 Burning crime
28 Dock-making
32 Move furtively
33 Yikes
35 Spanish Mrs.
36 A ways away
38 Ships, planes,
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45 Lucy's husband 52 Nevada
47 Flourish on a deslination
letter 54 Little valley
49 Gene or Grace 55 Latin list-ender
50 Put in much 56 Secluded valley
effort
59 Actor Kilmer
The men behind the Mack
Amazing, I can't believe this is my final
Accent article! It seems like just yesterday
that I was begging for an Accent job....
Wait, that was just yesterday! It is at times
■ like this that I remember
the wise words of my
great great grandfather's
Mack
we're only distaiilly
rclaicd. hut somehow the
idea of us dating seems
wrong." True, those
,vere wise words, but I
was thinking of when she
said, "once a produce stocker, always a pro-
duce stocker." Sure I felt unworthy, sure I
seemed inadequate, and sure I embezzled 47
pounds of raw cabbage to feed my hamster,
but I must move beyond that! I've been
given a gift for stocking produce, and it's
nine u.i slop deny ing that now!
It seems like I heard someone say one
time that life is like a box of Kibbles 'nBits-
-you just never know what you're gonna
get! I still don't really understand that say-
ing..,. If you just read the label on the box,
you'd know why there's a funny taste in
your mouth! Read labels and keep a posi-
tive altitude, that's what I always say, I just
keep repeating to myself, "I'm good
enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone-it-
-I have an incredibly flexible appearance!"
Sure, I'll miss writing for the Accent.
Truth be told, I feel bad already knowing the
hole my absence will create in the humor
section. In thinking about this while eating
pink gummy worms, the MOTHER of all
great ideas hit me! Why not come up with
this fictitious character to write for the
AccentV. He could have his own morphed
picture, his own personality, and his own
desk in the Accent office! Okay, so maybe
his own "personality" is a little extreme, but
just stay with me here.... This character
could answer student questions-some real,
and other questions not so real. He could
poke fun at events, people, and even himself
accidentally. He could have his own social
life and be just like a real person! He would
be so real that people would wonder about
his identity, speculate about his where-
abouts, and secretly search the Joker trying
to identify him! He could be the Dark Man-
-the shadowy enigma of the humor section!
So then, I kicked my NoDoz addiction--it
was giving my delusions of grandeur! What
a hair brain idea! Who would believe an
the Accent? Who would huy'inio \
dom of a character so co|ui'-| L1 | ,,,
and so photo-edited that nobody .
believe him to be real? And who »
actually write the column? An ii
guy obviously wouldn't have adec
guage skills, an abundance of creaii\ ]K
limitless understanding ol all ih L - .icImJ.
ing wisdom known to humanity!
I guess my idea could never «
Imaginary people.. .where do 1 come up
this stuff?! Anyway, as 1 was lQ i; lllE
hamster out of the washing m^i,,,,;
morning-it hit me! I'm going ioh,,|,',
Why worry
Snider? Why worry that I
iiees hkc Art Lopez? Why worry t>
can't put 70's Day signs up all over
like Caesar Perez and Kent Rufof
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minutes ago lo go bowline-he hate, n
I'm late!
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Southern Accent Humor Staff. Please, do not thank us, your gratitude at bei
reunited is thanks enough.
Jared Powell & Bud Bundy
& Buzz Lightyear
Brad Morton
& Conan O'Brien
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Thursday, December 11, 1997
Community Calendar
SOUTHERN AND AREA EVENTS
Today — Club/DepannK'nlul Assemblies. II AM.
Today— Pendulum Leclurc. Church. 7:00 PM.
Tomorrow— Vespers by Music Depunmcnl; Sunsel 5:30 p.m.
Saturday — Christmas parties.
December 15 - 18 — Semester exams.
December In - 18— Campus Shop book buy back. 9 AM - 5 PM, ends ai 3 PM on the 1 8th.
December 17— Last day to make up W97 and S97 incompletes.
December 19 • Janoary 3 — Christmas Break.
December 24— Candlelight program. Church. 6 PM.
January 4 - S— Enrollment for prcrcgislercd students. 3 PM - 5 PM on the 4lli. and 9 AM - 12 Noon o
Today - the 31st-ART FROM HE DRIVER'S SEAT: AMERICANS AND THEIR CARS - Th.c exhibi J I
,„. , „„ .|, ,., ,„„,.,! „<» "I America s rola.i.inslnp sv.lh the automobile. The csh.hin.in includes ,],„„'.
i n,.r,n bo, ml nus nnnt- nholoer.iphs and walcrcolors. reprcseiiline nvenly years „l locuseci culled,,,, ,
!„«™Sion loe- "a! 'in », 1 '-" ''M: Sun. I PM - 4:30 PM: Closed Mondays. Hunter Musil
. Call (423) 267-0968.
December 12 - 14 & 20—A CHICKAMAUGA CHRISTMAS - Trams depart the lc„„ecsec Valley R a ,| t „
GranT Junction l)e , a hce,a,c era. Celebrate the Christmas sensojtsvithatradmonal holiday meal a-' ^
dlelight tour at historic Gordon-Lee n
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CHATTANOOGA AND AREA EVENTS
Today- the 25lh-BLUFF VIEW ARTS DISTRICT KICKS OFF CHRISTMAS - Stroll through the art district all
season long loi dclifhtlol dc islralii.ns In. ic district's culinary artists Casting of chocolate Santas, building
a gingerbread village and more Call (423) 265-5053, CM. 4.
Today - May— IS: FIRST CITY IN SPACE - A new IMAX *D film opens which offers a realistic glimpse of the
future - where humans live and work in a space city orbiting the earth. Call 800 262-0695.
Today - the 31st— DIVE INTO WINTER - See divers hand-feed sharks and stingrays and watch gianl catfish and
gulden eye ducts plunge deep ,„i„ die Nickajack Lake exhibit for the catch of the day. 1 1 AM and 2:30 PM respec-
tively. Call 1-800-262-0695.
Today - December 31-ROCK CITY'S ENCHANTED GARDEN OF LIGHTS: A HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR
- Rock City's Enchanted Garden ehl- adds ., magical new dimension In < h.ilt.inni.ca - most papula, Until)
allr.iclu.li Over a quarter of a million tw inkling bulbs have been used lo create over 3(1 Holiday Scenes. In the
Gardens al Rock City. Lnnkniil Mountain. Call (423) 820-2531.
Tomorrow - December 31-ROCK CITY'S LEGENDS OF CHRISTMAS DAYTIME PROGRAM - Over 12
legends are displaced m the gardens including sac h leg, aide ul I lie ruse holly, tinsel Christmas tree and more. 8:30
AM - 4 PM Ruck City, l.nnkniu Mountain Call 17061 820-2531.
s depart at 5 Pm and return at 11 PM. Coach
S50.°which inclades the ride
December 13-CHR1STMAS ON THE RIVER/HOLIDAY NIGHTL1GHT PARADE - Don't miss Chatl.n,
,. „ ,l,e lii.e, hnlidav celeb,.,,,.,,, at aRnss s Landing Warm ;„ar.ell by iheyule log and
,,„. .;„„„,. ,,, | ,l,,.irsdsilicv ca,,.l among Ihe c. .w.ls I he lighted U parade winds thruugh due. ,„„ M j
e .„ II me. where .in evening of .-...d Inndand musical entertainment c I, mucus watl, ,, | lt .| lk , u <
parade and fireworks spectacular. 6:30 PM: Boat parade begins at 7:30 PM. Ross > Landing. Call (423) 265-J
ART SHOWS & EXHIBITS
Todav - lite 31SI-CARR1GER COLLECTION: A VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS - Chattanooa Regional Hid
Museum showcase, a Victor eshibit including clothing worn during that period. Mon. - Fri.. 10 AM . 4:3oj]
Sal. & Sun., 1 1 AM - 4:30 PM. Call (423) 265-3247.
Today - the 31st— ODYSSEY OF WONDERS - New traveling exhibit, Odyssey of Wonders addresses m
rainbows, snow-flakes, time, temperature, : ' ""•■■ ; '" ' '
lenges you with questions you
color. Odyssey answers quesiions you have piaiderecl .,„J,
considered. Creative Discovery Museum Hours 10:00 AM lolfl
'(Monday^l.rouf h Saimday 1. "l : 00 Noon to 5:00 p.m. (Sunday). Call 423/756-2738.
Today - January 31— MARY FERRIS KELLY - Mary Ferris Kelly works in an exuberant painting style
I,, u.'.in. on the bun, ,„ ficurc and angel.. Tues. - Sat. 10AM Io4:30 PM;Sun. 1 PM(o4:30PM. Hunter Mas
of American Art. Call (423) 267-0968.
January 1 - 31— IN LIVING COLOR - Sarah Hatch works with mixed media on a variety of surfaces u
imelice'-en.e ol toiin and color. Renee Harris works with hand-dyed felted wool and embroidered nana
rich colors and textures River Gallery. Mon. - Sat. 10 AM - 5 PM; Sun. 1 - 5 PM. Call (423) 265 -5033, cul
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Titanic
The real Titanic is 13,600 feet beneath the
Atlantic OL-CLin. hut th,- .,li L -, , u -, ,,", tr>l ',^
is sailing high in the box office.
See review on page 6
Basketball
See Sports on page 7
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out this week's B-bal
along with the week's
schedule of games.
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Check out this week's B-ball picks
along with the week's
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3tf)e &outj)ern Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Advenlist University
Thursday. January 15, 1998
Scientist
Bracts ire
fith offer
clone
jbies
Student killed when struck by train
Family, students, and faculty mourn loss of suicide victim Nicolas Bosdedore
*SHINGTON, Jan.
s 10 help
pUimiKdble calls
or. ban
p£s sad physicisl
Ricnart
ilcSo'^^Tc
':"«::
m
Art chair displays work
in New York gallery
Senator Fred Thompson
speaks to students
Speaks about issues important to students, dodges
question of 2000 run for president
Former Adventist
pastor held on war
crime charges now
released
j budpcl. He
Campus News, p. 3
Card catalogs on internet
The McKee Libran 's card caiatog it
now available on the interne
ihrnugh telnet
Focus, p.6 Humor, p. I
Top 10 albums of "97 i Santa in the off s
See if your favorite album "f '97 Ever wonder what this
made mu best or worst list does the rest ot the
Weather, p.2
Rain likely
with a high in
the upper 40s
Editorial Cartoon J:
Brad Joyce
bkjoycc@sot
Copy Editor, Feature E
Jennifer Artlgas
janigas@southem.ci
Copy Editor
Mark l-oney
mi'liiiii-y <"'soulhcm.edu
-\rl ,V l ; (ik-il.nmiiLiii l-.dilnr
Stephanie Swilley
sc ■. wi 1 1 <:«•■ Miulhem.edu
I'l-i.iin.lI Kiilures Editor
Stephanie Gulke
sj).' ii I keO southcm.edu
Kl'Ii('hjii | ; ocus Editor
r,lliilli"'M.Ulhem,cdu
TOMORROW: Showers with
some mixed sun. Highs near 47
and a low of 36..
SATURDAY: Partly cloudy and
milder with a high of 55 and a low
of 34.
SUNDAY: Showers with some
mixed sun and a high of 55 and a
low of 34.
tactual mistakes. If you think thlj
se call us at (423) 238-2)
e to us at the Soul}
Box 370. ColkiL-Jalc. Ti-|
15, or email us j| accent 6*.
in the story headed "SiudnnJ
1 issue was hiK- in -.ijirii; ill
ile \oled to reconsidered ihi
urn. Iii actuality, ilie sunaie ;j
oadd further discussion toil
topic m liylu of ihc student si
results presented to them.
■
The Accent regret-, crrcni
e stnry headed "Edu
ent forced to renew accredits
and asks its readers to refer to
letters to the editor on
Advertising Manager
JcfT Lemon
jwlcmon@southcm.edu
Advisor
Vlnlln Sauder
S.ILIlkTi'l'SOlllllL-ni L'ltll
Columnist
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Columnist
Ken Welmore
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Columnist
Gcof Grccnway
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Nation/World Brief
A spokesman f.-nh. L S U^J
'I. ,n";S;llVj I,,', n'.'.m J »* / 1
Tobacco companies neg«
ing settlements
fragic loss for family, students, and faculty
licolas Bosdedore, son to missionaries
NICOLAS
fouthern's first support group
>unded by student
Doprciu- A^wtmn iNDMIIAl
Idventist aid agency makes
lepalese children smile
The Flesh & The Blood
by Nicolas Bosdedore
fcKee Library card catalog
iw available through internet
A library is but the soul's burial-ground
It is the land of shadows."
Thursday, January 15, 1998
■I In ^ouilitni 3rrrnl
The Opinion Pages
A dangerous precedent
The Student Services office may have set a dangerous j-.ivlc.Iui wlun
they recently granted the Roleracl Club work space in the Student
Activities Room.
We don't doubt thai the Roteraci Club needs this space,
the other clubs on campus? Yes. it is
er and needed a space to use it. But w,
pus that have computers and
donated a compui-
: sure there are other clubs on cam-
. and could use. a work space,
school, and particularly Student Services, prepared to give every
campus club work spate if they have a computer or have another need lor
the space? Where is the line drawn? Is one club so much better than any
other that they get work space.
Student Services ,md the president sanl III.' KolcraU Club asked loi llie
work space because Ihey bad a donated computci on condition that they had
Ken Wetmore. SA President, however, had asked For the use of the room
for the social vice presidents early in first semester Dr Bill Wotilers, vice
president for student sen-ices, denied ever being asked by SA for use of the
Student Activities Room.
Nevertheless, Wotilers said oilier clubs, it lliey asked, would be eorwd-
ered for work space. Each individual club's situation would be analyzed and
chosen on need.
n This is not the right approach to take.
Regardless of need if one club receives work space then every club
should receive it tilth legitimate club on campus should be treated equal
ly. This choosing of one club over another only creates animosity between
Realistically speaking, however, if all campus clubs are to have a work
space there would be no room Unless, tbal is, the school opens up Hackman
Hall. Daniels Hall, or some other area for campus clubs and maybe even
more SA offices.
We encourage every club on campus to go ask the Student Services nlficc
for a work space for your computer.
If Roleracl club deserves work space so docs your club.
Hypocrisy in following
Advent health message
Anybody tired of the legalism and hypocrisy when it comes to the
Advent health message? We as a Christian denomination have
been blessed with inspired counsel regarding health. Mrs. While
preached ideas that were decides ahead of her time.
Nevertheless, we may have forgotten the underlying principles, reptac-
Forexampli
can be boiled down
a live a balanced and
ing them with shallow rules and legali
much of what Mrs. White suggested regarding health
as follows: avoid lhat which is bad for you und seek I
healthy lifestyle.
A healthy lifestyle is a general principle, and involves more than just
eliminating dead flesh liom the du I I lie legalism creeps in when we ti
gel that good health is a way of life ami not merely vegetarianism. It
seems hypocritical how we think we're abiding by the health message
when we cut out meal but still use the deep fryer for much of what we eat.
Il seems odd how we tan cut out enffienated beverages but eat freely from
the bo* of Krispy Kreme donuts.
Maybe donuts are too mild of an example. Perhaps we feel self-right-
eous when we don't smoke cigarettes, but we do not feel guilty for failing
to engage in a routine exercise plan We lliiuk we're so healthy because
we religiously avoid alcohol, but having that extra helping of ice cream
carries no moral opprobrium.
Indeed, vegetarianism is not enough If that's all we think we have to
do for good health, then we've missed the whole idea ol health reform.
Health reform means inking advantage ol niedkal and nutritional break-
throughs and eating a lowfai and low cholesterol diet. It also means exer-
cising and maybe' even some vitamin supple! iicnialion II means taking a
principled appioach to our health rather than a rule based approach.
A rule based approach comes up short, for instance, we Adventists
have attached a moral aspect to luami.miing health Dunking, smoking,
anil illegal drugs are out of the question However, one could eat a do/en
donuts for breakfast, have a greasy deep tried lunch wiih an ice-cream
Sunday to lop it off Hie person could then have a candy bar as an after-
noon snack and a (aliening dinner void ol the live essential servings of
fruits and vegetables Mien, alter dinner plop down in front of the TV for
the rest of the evening without doing any exercise. Such a paltem of
activity would not engender any moral criticism.
Conversely, another person could rouimcK begin the day with a three
mile jog and a half hour of weight training Me could proceed to a well-
balanced organic breakfast topped ol with v iiaonii Mipplemenls, Then he
could cat U vegetable-laden lunch coupled wiih twenty minutes of fresh-air
and sunshine His dinner could again be a nuliilumist dream, but in addi-
tion, our hypothetical person would include one glass ol red wine because
of the recent research that indicates ihe llavanouls in red wine help reduce
the risk of cardiovascular disease. Unlike out douul loving fellow, our
exercising health nut would be shunned as an unmoral sinner.
Now, we are uoi advocating wine drinking- -however research has
recently extolled its benefits— we are suggesting a more principled
health. If wine drinking is w rung then a high fat diet and lack
s equally as wrong.
So let's nol think vegetarianism is the end of the story.
Letters to the Editor
3
School of Education not forced to
renew accreditation
The article headed "Education Department Forced
stand accreditation or realize that several various orea' 1
tions offer educational accreditation. Southern's Ed u ^
department has never been without accreditation ti ,
accredited by the State of Tennessee, the Southern '
Association of Colleges and Schools (SACS the major
accrediting body for our area of the United Stales) and l,
the Seventh-day Adventist church. Most teacher traini ^|
programs in universities across America are accredited?"
by their stale and regional accrediting agencies.
30 years, S AU's teacher-training program i
national accrediting body. Bur
NCATE standards a
and advised Tennessee colleges and universities that tiy'l
need not have both NCATE and state accreditation sinctL
they were now identical. Relieved that we could avoiddfl
stiff NCATE fees, SAU allowed its NCATE accreditatia,¥
expire in 1991 and retained state, regional, i —
accreditation.
few years later, we decided that the state's advice, I
le la. ■
reinstated our NCATE accreditation. The tt
inspected our teacher training program was very favnraj
impressed with it. S AU's program met ALL of the monT
than 90 NCATE standards and received full approval (raj
them for the maximum time allowed-5 years. We at
accredited by SACS, Tennessee, the SDA church, and
NCATE. Our School of Education and Psychology hs|
highest possible accreditation. Many institu '
bother with NCATE accreditation because it is expensntl
and involves such hard work to prepare the n
ments required.
SAU graduates from 1992-1996 were not harmed in
way by our lack of NCATE accreditation during those I
years. For many year's we have placed all education pi
ates who were willing to accept jobs wherever Ihe jot
were located. A few who insisted on teaching only ci
grades in the Chattanooga area have had placement d
ty, but this is a mailer unrelated to accreditation.
other accreditation We weren'l "forced" lo renc
voluntarily renewed it in spite of expense and ha
order to make our program the best it could be.
The Southern Accent's report of NCATE's approval I
appears negative and less than honest. This type of refJ
ing hurts the program we are trying to hard lo build atid|
leaves an alarmingly false impression. In the future, w
you are reporting on something as sensitive and crucial j
ble.
When the State asks for our accreditation document^
use as a superior model for other institutions i
our staff to assist them in developing similar programsBl
excellence, it is appalling lo have our own school pap«|
shinning us down!
—GEORGE BABCOCK, Vice president for acatk*
Yours for responsible journalism
ously did
If your staff is going to write
and publish material thai readers
will assume to be FACTUAL, it
would seem to be imperative that
they get those facts CORRECT
before they put their words into
black and while for the world to
witness and wonder about.
I am appalled at the irresponsi'
ble loiirnahsiii ol the article by
Uarla l-.dw.nds regarding accredita-
tion from N
Education and Psychology. The
glaring headline and the statements
therein about our being FORCED
not use, nor did she quote
me accuralely. 1 also strongly
cmphasi/ed to her that il was nec-
essary io gel approval for the article
by Dr. Babcock or Dr. dos Santos
before she published il because this
inlorniation was ioo important lo be
handled improperly. Apparently
■ he did not take inv words senousK
and Hie resulting article was not
only poorly written but WRONG!
sniff?
We have had accreditation from
! denomination, from SACS and
lion. It was a choice we made in
order to lurther validate the excel-
lence ol our education programs.
Every year we place 100% of our
graduales-not only in denomina-
tional schools, but in the public sec-
tor as well, with many being hired
at the beginning of their student
teaching semesters. For our own
education students and their par-
ents potential students, our con-
stituency, the public or anyone out
there to read this article and think
we are or have been unaccredited
and unapproved is a GRAVE
INJUSTICE against ihe School of
Education and Psychology and
Southern Adventist University.
It is quite disturbing lo learn t
the Accent is full of homework |
passing as news. Please don'tc
your publication a NEWSpap«|
some of your writers don't !
NEWS when they see il or
write il. If you are going tc
ule this paper far and wide you!
belter be sure that you knowuif
is in it and lhat is RIGHT! YouJ
legally responsible for w"
The School of Education anj
Psychology d
—BARBARA BR«
Secretary Scbf
Education and Psych
Approved by State for yd
I have just read the article about lb
accieditatioii of the School .-iWu.^l
and Psychology. It is regrettable
article was not read by any of "'"""J
School lor inaccuracies. The most HJ
ol these is thai the article slates dil
School was loreed to seek accredUaUfl
and that we had no accreditation »«•
NCATE. . (hlh .|
In my phone conversation with mj
-■iter. I told her that (here was no^ J
NCATE accreditation as we ^K ->_■ 1
accredited. biiMhat we cho.el-'- I
NCATE accreditation We h,- >■; I
accredited bv SACS -U.d a PP rov^ I
State of Tennessee lor manv > L J
< Il
Education program as being ot ^ 1
quality. It is not required buiw
thai NCATE visited us and found u.
excellent. .^ r hnrJt4
the information given to hen j
altering it so significantly.
-ALBERTO DOS SANTOS Dj -J
School of Education and K)"W
signed letters wiii"i,,','i"h!' ,,r',ui',','i Hi,-,','",","!, " '"'"' - jJ , J , ri ", '" 0fr -c™pus| and phone number (addtess and phone number will n°' ■
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The Student Voice of SAU
Learn to
respectfully
disagree
against itself will not stand." Mall.
Heaven Forbid! We're not just
cloning around anymore
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and others in
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Next Week's Focus:
Outdoor Focus
Contact Jenni Artigas al
jartigas@southeni.edu with any
questions,
• Features * Religion • Revie
• Arts • Outdoors • Musi
Focus
Thursday, January 15, 1998
Clje gioutljErn accent
Some are
lacking in
basic
social
skills
Lately, my friends and I have
limited thill many arc sadly laJ.ini'
in hasic social conversation skills
Countless times I find myself try-
I
"trapped audi-
ence." Don't
recall this ever
happening to
you? You're
enough to neve
Swilley
enjoyable for hot
Ask Questions
lion ling your-
self. Here arc i
tew pointers to
participants.
a volley-
ball-lhc questions volley hack and
forth. You answer a question then
you ask a question People love to
talk ahoul themselves, so give litem
the opportunity.
Can't think of anything to ask','
your picture taken with anyone,
who would il be'.' Compliment
them on something and ask about
it. Example: Thai's such a unique
sweater. Where did you get it?
Shut Up!
Droning on about how hard
your classes arc and complaining
sleeping
cimi.' a
■: lis-
ales and the only tinny the Other
person is thinking about is how to
gel away from you Cut die mono-
logue short and lotus on the other
person for awhile.
People arc sympathetic and genet-
partner a couple of stimulating
questions. Now ihcy next step is t
actually listen to their responses.
Impatiently wailing for them tc
take a breath so you can jump in
and tell thai funny line you just
n Friends last
night is a bad thing. If you have lo
constantly ask "What?" ufler every
sentence, try paying a little more
Some people won't have read
this article, so when they've fin-
ished with one question you've
asked, they'll slave al you, wailing
for your ne\l question ami coniuuie
listening. You have two choices,
end the conversation or ask a fol-
low-up question, If it's a guy or
girl you're interested in, throw oul
a couple more questions and see if
he or she eventually lakes an inter-
est in you. If he doesn't now,
chances arc he never will.
Listening is an art and it takes
practice lo he good m it. Not many
arc- naturally laleuled at actively
lisle-nine and connecting lo another
person, hui give it a iry and see
how much your relationships
improve. If you're trying and not
cutting i he hang ol this listening
thing, sign up for interpersonal
ministry class next semester.
Eye Contact
A particular pel peeve of mine is
the wandering eye syndrome. 1 do
who suddenly finds In-, fingernails
fascinating: have the confidence lo
look people in the eyes while they
are speaking to you II you are the
one speaking, it's okay
ally look away hui noi
Being a stimulating i
lionahsl is often taken as meaning
one is a good talker, but there is
much more involved here! Learn
the balance ol listening along with
talking and you and the person
you're talking to will enjoy eonvcr
Movie Review
The Titanic is masterfully resurrected in Jamej
Cameron's epic film of the 1912 disaster
First, 1 must say this; James
Cameron, the director of Titanic, is
a genius. He wrote, directed, and
produced this spectacular recreation
of one of history's greatest
tragedies, and filled il with sus-
pense, heartfelt emotion, and sensa-
tional special effects sequences.
Even though the movie is over
three hours long, lime passed too
quickly.
Titanic will definitely make
stars oul of Leonardo DiCaprio and
Kale Winslet, who simply light up
the screen with their beautiful
romance. If this were a film about
anything other dian the doomed
Titanic, I would say a sequel is def-
iniiely in order.
The musical score by James
Homer was an
absolutely perfect
choice; it's haunting
and unforgettable, as
well as peaceful and
limes tunny, and entertaining.
Titanic focuses on the fictional
characters ol first-class passenger
Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kale
Winslet). a sheltered seventeen-
year-old society girl, and third-class
passenger Jack Dawson (Leonardo
Didprio). a young, penniless artist
shis
11 a las
Titanic
I have no idea
praising this film. The
monumental task of
bringing the mon-
strous ship back to life
could only be pulled
off by a few directors,
Cameron obviously
being one of them. To
sec the Titanic sailing
magnificent. It is by
far Cameron's greatest work. The
action is incredible, the effects are
realistic, the characters arc sympa-
thetic, and (he plot is far better than
one can anticipate.
Titanic* s visual effects arc noth-
ing short of astounding, but whal
really affected me was the movie's
emotional human story. Titanic
moved me in a way no other fdm
could. I was left speechless when 1
saw it. I lcfl the theater in a daze,
and it was the closesi I have ever
come lo crying over a film.
1 walked into the theater expect-
ing a lame love slory to build up
the monumental sinking of
However, 1 walked out of the the'
utei dunking ahoul all (hose who
died The story really hits hard
because it's true-both the frighten-
mgly historic account of the British
ocean liner's maiden voyage across
the Atlantic ocean and the collision
it entoimiered with an iceberg in
the North Atlantic But unlike the
usual sober, boring documentary
accounts ol i lie legendary disaster,
this film is surprisingly moving, at
htaiiie Stars Leonardo
DiCaprio, Kate Winslet.
Billy Zane. and Bill Paxtc
h Century Fox and
Paramount Pictures
poker game as the ship is hoarding
Rose is being coerced by her
manipulative mother (Frances
Fisher) into a loveless marriage lo a
wealthy cold-hearted sreel fortune
heir (Billy Zane), and Jack is a free
of responsibility artist who is quite
eager to return lo America. The dis-
parate duo meet on the night Rose
attempts to jump overboard, and a
InemKlnp forbidden by everyone
..__ „_. - _ blossoms into a pas-
sionate affair. This
story is narrated by
the 101-year-old
Rose (Gloria Stuart)
(Bill Paxton) who
has been searching
for a large and leg-
endary diamond
necklace presumed
with theTilanic.
Rose and Jack
have real chemistry.
Winslet is particu-
larly fine: radiant,
intelligent, and fear-
less. She's as strong
a Cameron heroine as Linda
1 1. million nhe lenninalor films)
ami Sigonrney Weaver (Aliens).
Many of the film's besl
moments come from secondary
players ponraying veal-life Titanic
passengers, like the hold "new
money" Molly Brown (Kathy
Bates), Boat Captain E.J. Smith and
master shipbuilder Thomas
Andrews fill their small roles with
tragic nobility.
The best part of Titanic is the
boat itself Before we ever see his
recreation of the vessel, Cameron
takes us io the bottom of the ocean
lo see the ghostly pictures of the
ikili.iI lii, uiic wreckage. In a long
uiulcrwaici Hacking sequence, the
camera shows a crystal chandelier
and a dilapidated piano as we hear
the hunt sounds of ballroom music.
It's a beauiitul, haunting messenger
lo die finale ol the ship's collapse.
Titanic will lake you by surprise
as a roniantic lust paced, entertain-
ing, and emotional ride. This is a
lilm ilea v. ill go down m history as
one of the best ever made.
L. W \
i heart-wrenching s
Picks for top 10 albums of 1997
By Kameron DeVasher
Each year hundreds, if not thousands of
new albums hit the sales market. But after
looking through ions of titles and listening lo
bad year for r
This year we witnessed the dealh of rapper
Notorious B.I.G, die abandonment of Bill
Berry from R.E.M. (give me a minute), and
the debut of the 90's New Kids- the Hanson
sisters. 1 found il painfully easy to collect Ihe
albums of the year in comparison t
digging rcquir
ms of 1997, E
e the official results:
The Best
10) Sara MeLachlan- This Lilith Fair instiga-
tor established herself as the icon for (he top-
grossing music festival of the year. Her new
album. Surfacing, is simply beautiful, very
well produced, and I highly recommend it.
9) Chemical Brothers- With Dig Y.
Hole, these two real-lile brothers create-
sound that is uniquely their own. In an i
monotonous techno rhythms, songs like
"Block Rockin' Beats" rejuvenates the clec-
tronica/techno sound into something once
again cool and for lhat, I salute them.
8) Jars of Clay- Following Ihe success of
their 1995 debut release, this year's Much
Afraid delivers exactly what these Christian
music giants needed to retain their title as
one of their industries most popular bands.
They again have a radio hil with "Crazy
Times" and are now performing all over ihe
7) Radiohead- These guys are incredible.
They have received acclaim from almost
every music critic on the planet and still ho
very few popular radio songs, "Creep"
6) Reality Check- Their self-titled debut is
the second of ihree Christian albums on Ibis
lop 10 list. This band has so much potential
lo be huge after successfully blending hip-
hop rhythms, distorted electric guitars, har-
monic vocals, and intellectual rap in this first
album. I love their sound, and hopefully
many more will agree with me shortly.
5) Plumb- The final Christian band of the
list, this self-titled debut is awesome. Plumb
got some serious help from the guys in Jars
ol Clay (production and secular distribution),
and that boost has made them one of the
fastest growing bands in the industry today.
Their uniqueness comes Iron, the beautiful
vocal siylings of lead singer Tiffany
of Arbuckle. overall songwriimg brilliance and
obvious band talent.
4) Elton John- The legendary pianist delivers
once again wilh his newest album entitled
The Big Picture. John has enjoyed a surge of
popularity wilh ihe release of the Princess
Diana tribute single ■'Candle in the Wind
1997" which became the largest selling simile
of all time. The other son* on that sineie the
first single of this new album, is well on it's
way up the charts as well. If you like Elton'
John, you'll love this album.
3) Titanic- Coming in at number three,
Titanic is ihe only soundtrack on the list.
With no real competition in it's genre
(Spawn, Scream 2, etc..) this album is actu-
ally filled with really good music. It's a
wonderfully arranged and well-produced'
album that is soothing to hear. If you have
n the
j the
u back i.
ie brought c
2) 31 1- Transistor is the newest release from
this front-running alternative band. 311 has
finally gotten big after spending several years
playing small clubs and struggling to be
heard. Now the music world has heard them,
and they just keep getting bigger. Singles
now being played are "Prisoner" and the title
track "Transistor." If you've never listened to
them- try them, odds are you'll soon be a fan.
1) Oasis- If v.
™w u fan of any other British
Kl "d 'i"* "v. the p.isi you probably have some
resentment towards Oasis, This self pro-
claimed '■grctest Kind in the world" has no
problem admit tin- proeUiinme their talent or
I'uiiuig Uic dim n ihe ulem o| ihe, r predeces-
sors. The only problem is. no one can deny
the tact ihai they ,re or someday will be one
>'l Hk mosi legendary h.mds m rock history.
Hi, tiallaghcrbioihers despiic their hiehl'v
P'lHiti/edm.ilnes are destined for great-
"css. J hey make the soni:s that everyone
ends up knowing every word to and sineinc
:;!;>'".' wiili in .he car Thai recent album. Be
acre Now, is no exception, [lis the best
album of 1997.
The Worst
I've thrown in what I think «
top 10 worst artist releases of 1997. ■§
should all be obvious choice:
10)Bon Jovi (it was a solo project- an|
mated 18 copies sold)
9) Greenday (both remaining fans"
terly disappointed)
8) LeAnn Rimes (obvious)
7) Bob Carlisle (if I hear "Butterfly^
6) Hanson (puberty's gonna end ife*!
you wail and see!)
5) Spice Girls (just too many refer**
the word "spice")
4) Prodigy (I can't tell when a
2) Silverchair (there were cool for*
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Clic Southern Accent
The Opinion Pages
Theater attendance at SAU
Have you ever read through the entire student handbook or al least
browsed its policy of theater attendance? If you have you probably
noticed the clause that states you can be punished for attending a
motion picture theater.
Rest assured ,111 you movie goers, thai clause has been taken out of the
rules just not out of your copy of the handbook. There is more, however,
to this touchy issue than the forgone possibility of being punished for
attending the movie-- What is the real issue?
Over the years our church and school have frowned upon attending
Nevertheless, this is the impression young people are getting from,
what seems to them, a very legalistic rule. They see their elders shunning
movies at the theater bui wniching those same movies from the comfort of
told over and over again that going to the
told why? They arc left with the impression
that a movie is bad to see in the theater hut alright to see at home On
h The real iss
lee. A rated R
To help illustrate this point, take the
where they showed the movie "Toy Story." This movie was shown, bum
video, cm ;i large screen in I he cafe Students watched it from the comlori
of their not so comfortable cafe chairs and were served popcorn and soda
in the back Wh.il then, is the difference between watching that same
muvit in the theater 'The movie is shown, from film, on a large screen
and you sit in comfortable chairs and you have to pay outrageous prices
for your popcorn
it where you go see a movie, hut what movie you
is still a rated K movie no matter where you watch it.
\ Promenade Party I
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these are some differences, however Hut to say n is okay to watch the
cafe version over the theater version is laughable.
We should not be told the theater is evil. We should be lold why certain
movies would be harmful to us and as Christians we should not see such a
film. We should be told that this movie is had because of Hie excessive and
unnecessary violence, the terrible amount of profanity, and the expli'
theater.
We challenge the school to pul a little thought into why rules and poli-
cies exist. We challenge the school In give us thoughtful explanations. And
we challenge the school look into the danger of having rules for the sake
of rules.
For the rest of us who might be
pul up a challenge for each one of
We predicted resignations
Continuing where they left off last
plagued by resignations. In the November 20 issue we conveyed our
deep concern over i he amount ol re signal inns taking place within the
SA Senate.
At the lime we expressed this concern, there were only two Senate res-
ignations, however, vu predicted there to be al least three or four more. We
were right in predicting more, but we were wrong with the number. Five
more SA senators have resigned Mine November and lour have been in the
first few w
eeks of this semester.
ve are deeplv concerned. We arc
concerned ov
er the quality of
SA Senale
We arc concerned over the obvious lack of co
ccrn for elected
do admit! there are legitimate re
sons for resignations of which
some have had. For example, due to a m
on between one
Senator an
d their advisor, they have lo take o
i graduate and it
happens t
be (aught on Tuesday night — ihe
same night Senate meets.
Most excuses, however, have been tor a "lack ol time." To those
if you can't commit! the lime for an entire term don'i run in the firsi place
And lo those we say: your eonstiuents deserve better. Your coiistiueuls, in
voting for you, gave you their trust— trust that you would fulfill your term
nnd job description I hey misled that von would make I heir concerns heard
Where is those with eommillmcnl here at Southern': 1 This lime around we
are not going to predict anymore resignations, but it wouldn't surprise us il
there were. Thirteen total resignations is staggering.
We guess the days are gone when you could truly lake one's word for it
Quotes for the week
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-A. BRONSONALCan. f.ihli-is. I8<
"The sword of the law should never fall but on those
whose guilt is so apparent as (o be pronounced by their
friends as well as foes."
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Letters to the Editor
Surprised about Titanic' review
A thoughtful editorial on health
I was surprised to find almost a
full page of the January 15 issue o
the Southern Accent dedicated to
movie and pop music reviews.
Given the University's written —
albeit nut enforced — stance on the-
ater attendance, il seems inappro-
priate i Those in doubt on the policy
ui.o, find H on the lasi page of the
97 98 handbook in the back of the
calendar) Yes, I know Deans and
RAs donl stake oul movie theaters
on Saturday nitilu. That's probably
good It gives students an opportu-
ne In make personal decisions
aboul what Ihey waich. Many
choose to go io the theater. Given
ilus current discrepancy between
SAU policy and students' behavior,
covering movies in the official uni-
versity newspaper needs to be
thought through very carefully.
The thing 1 find hiom disturbing
aboul the lilaiuc review in the
Accent, is that the author failed,
almost completely, to present infor-
mation thai Christians who are con-
sidenng viewing il would find use-
lul. Yes, the author does a great job
ol describing the plot and -tunning
more useful form would give a
brief description of the plot, then
focus on moral aspects of the film,
fhe reviewer should answer ques-
• Does the film contain profanity?
• What about nudity and sex?
• Does the film promote drink-
ing, smoking, or drugs?
• How violent is the film?
• How does the film portray
God and religious figures like pas-
tors and priests?
An excellent model for this kind of
review may be found on the
Internet at the FamilyStyle Movie
Guidhllp://www.familystyle.com).
It analyzes currently showing
movies, giving detailed answers to
the alime mie-itoiis. 1 highly rec-
ommend it to those of you who go
to the theater, but would like more
complete information before buying
your ticket. Remember to filter the
niloniuiion you find at FamilyStyle
through Philippians 4:8. This obvi-
ously isnl a magic formula for per-
fect movie watching. Maybe it will
help. Hopefully any future Accent
movie reviews will contain more of
this kind ol information in addition
to the standard review of the plot
and cinematography.
I enjoyed the thoughtful editorial
"Hypocrisy in following Advent
health message" (January 15), and I
do understand why the editor imag-
ined red wine on thai health-con-
scious person's table. It was to
make a point aboul consistency, not
to recommend wine drinking per
Another common kind of
hypocrisy ignores the fact that the
dietary benefits of wine come from
not the alcohol.
■ i l.. BS
Sunday Morning segment i
and health, Morley Safer kept refer-
ring to "the benefits of alcohol,"
even after noting that neither beer,
whisky, gin. nor any other alcoholic
drink has red wine's good effect on
blood vessels Rvcn more interest-
ing, no reporter mentioned grape
juice ai all. even thoutzh the studies
do. Why not?
Could the reason be wine's asso-
ciation with culture and class? But
ignoring it- legacy ol immense mis-
ery for mankind as a whole is sheer
hypocrisy. Never mind the pamlldl
histories of whiskey, beer, e
Think back over the last several 1
thousand years and total up all 6m
beaten children, abused spouses, f
broken homes, torn friendships,
robberies, murders, rapes, i
dents caused by just wine s
Romans, Greeks, Egyptian?
Babylonians, Chinese . . . i
mountain of skulls. I've km
few ethical pagans who refuse ri
along with other alcoholic drinl&I
not wanting to subsidize anyihit^B
that evil. Well, they're ahead of "
some Adventists.
I wish that the editorial had
acknowledged the hypocrisy of
wine drinking a bit more clean"]
especially considering the avails'!
ity of grape juice. This may »*•*■
an issue of physical health, btilU'B
certainly connected with moraifrj
That's at least as important as a
sound body.
latography of James Cameron,
hui reviews of this sort are abun-
dant in our secular society. Printing
one in the Accent does little to
expand an SAU Christian's knowl-
edge ol the film hevond what they
have already learned from other
Greenway should write more often
Have Geof Greenway write
more columns for the Accent! He's
the first person willing lo make the
majority of Acccni readers uncom-
fortable.
Most articles, columns, and edi-
torials in the Accent have focused
on how we students can have life
easier here at SAU by changing
oilier students, teachers, rules, etc.
Geol doesni focus on how we can
have it easier, hut on how we can
make Southern a belter place. He
doesn't suggest we change others,
lie stigg^si, we change ourselves.
Asking the inipormm unpopular
uuesiloiis ,s hard because we don't
want lo think about the answers.
We donT like answers dial demand
change ol us instead of others.
i like, "Kinda funny isn't
ii I how) we come to Southern,
looking lor a wholesome experi-
ence, but do our best lo be emis-
saries ol the devill?] 1 ' are a lot
harder. I hope everyone who wriles
for the Accent will keep asking!
I'm sure you've heard that
newspapers don'l tell the readers
What to think. But they do tell
readers what lo think about." This
is an incredible responsibility!
May God give you wisdom and
courage, and may being a positive
mlluciice be more important to you
iban being a popular influence.
Questions like, "Why „,,, ,,.„
SAU?" are easy on the surface
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Thursday, January 22, 1998
Cfre g>outi)em Accent
Preventing skiing injuries begins weeks before the trij
Getting in shape with a proper exercise program is key to preventing injury shaped skis dominate market :
Winter has finally arrived and
that means ski season. And don't
forget spring break will be here in
packing up the skis and heading for
Whether you are heading up to
New England or out west to
Colorado or Utah lo ski during
spring break there are several dungs
to keep in mind thai will help you
have a safe and enjoyable trip.
Preventing injury weeks
before the ski trip
Like many sports.
■ feet and speeding down the
ipe can produce a tremendous
lount of torque and force on your
dy.
"Perhaps the most common area
the body that sustains serious
urics while skiing arc the knees,"
d Brian Gang, a physical thera-
;l, Southern alumnist, and avid
icr. "With the advances in bind-
W^gf occurrence of fractured t
sharply;
unfortunately have not."
Getting in shape before you ski,
Gang said, is important in prevent-
ing injury lor several reasons first
of all, lie said, "most injuries ocelli
while you are fatigued, so gelling in
shape is going to reduce your
latigue level when you ski. Second,
by increasing die strength of the
muscles around your joints, particu-
larly the knee, as well as your
awareness of movement at the joint
you can increase llie dynamic stabil-
ity of the joint and thus reduce the
risk of injury."
What kind of exercises should
yotl do to help get in shape lor ski-
An aerobic exercise program "1
at least 20 minuies three limes a
week is a good start, he said.
"Running, biking and the 5
well," Gang said.
A strengthening program i
equally imporiant said Gang, /
strengthening program twice ;
week, on the days one doesii'i d<
aerobic exercises, could consist o
exercises such its squats, leg press-
es, hamstring curls, knee extension.
and calf raises.
Another important aspect of
one's exercise program should be
stretching. ■'Stretching should be
done after you exercise when your
body and muscles are warm.' said
Gang. "Hold each stretch for 15 to
10 seconds and do uol bounce."
ln-shape skiers, however, can
shll be susceptible to injury if ilieir
equipment is not in proper working
condition II yom skis have not been
used for awhile it would be wise to
lake them to a ski shop and have
them professionally tuned The ski
shop will make sure your bindings
are working properly.
Gang also said some people may
wani to consider investing in a hel-
met, "Motorcyclists, bikers, and
rollerbladers all wear helmets, so
why shouldn't you wear a helmet in
a sport in which you can routinely
exceed 40 mph."
Preventing injury on the
slope
Arriving al the ski area, a proper
warm-up will help plcv. jinv l>\
increasing the blood flow to the
muscles and warming the tissue.
"Before you start skiing.' Gang
said, '"jog up and down some steps a
couple times or perform some deep
knee bends for a couple minutes.
Also take it easy for the first run or
two as pari of your warm-up, and lo
allow you lo see what the snow con-
ditions are like."
In skiing, knee injuries are more
feared than fractured bones Injury
to the anterior cruciaic ligament, in
Ihe knee often occurs in backward
twisting falls. In this case, the boots
are forcing Ihe lower leg forward
while the body is falling backward
and twisting with the hips which are
often lower ihen ihe knees. "When
you sense that you arc entering a
wihici.ihk pusiiiiHi like Mils insle.id
of trying to save your dignity .md
avoid a fall," Gang said, "it is often
belter lo bail out."
Incidentally, many ski areas have
or are in die process of educating ski
patrol on the types of situations
which cause knee injuries and as a
resull have seen a 60 percent
decrease in I lie. number ol knee
injuries. Gang said.
A final bu( important piece of
advice Gang gives for preventing
injury is lo slay within your skiing
limns. "Know what your skill level
is and don't try doing something
stupid just because you saw it on
Warren Miller. And when you start
leehng fatigued, slow down a little .
h's often trie last run of the day thai
ends up pulling you in the hospital"
If you are skiing in high ah nudes.
Phil Garver, chair of the physical
education department, said drinking
plenty of liquids and gelling proper-
sleep can help prevent altitude sick-
ness as well as injury.
"Supersidecut, shaped, parabolic" these are jusla few of the wordid
to describe the new breed of skis thai have emerged over the last taSL
three years. What is it all about? Inanutshellitisaboutmakingsfcis4
ier to turn and more fun. Now more than ever a first lime skier can bel
ripping after a couple days on the slope.
There are several different categories of shaped skis related it
their sidecut which determines the radius of a turn the ski makes. IfcjjL
i be looked at besl as the difference between the width of the tiptfl
Jusl by the rt
e width of the middle of the ski.
,t todays skis have a much larger J
ference between these measurements than skis in the past,
Below are some skis that should be considered and looked at n<
you're at the ski shop.
Inorder lo find a ski that you are truly going to be happy with!
Hypercarvers: These skis have the most extreme sidecut and at
erally skied in shorter lengths of about 170 cm. They are able tt
very short radius turns very easily. They like to turn. What they g
ease of turning they lose in versatility having difficulty making le
■ Atomic Beta CarvX 9.14
■ Elan SCX RP
■ Head Cyber Space
Moderate Supersidecut: These skis are a split between conventjonaJB
and hypercarvers. They are easier to turn than conventional skis bun
more versatile than hypercarvers. They are generally skied 10-lJ
shorter than a conventional ski.
■ DynastarATV
■ ElanPSCTC
■ Head Cyber 24x
■ OlinApexNT
■ K2Four
■ KneiselErgo
Low Fats: If you ski off the groomed trail in a lol of pot
snow these could be the skis for you. The middle of the ski is widqfl
ing the ski increased flotation in deep snow making it much ei
in these conditions.
■ K2Xplorer
■ Oh ti Selkirk
■ Volant PowerKarve
Here are a few skis for improving skiers who don't
student loan money on ski equipment.
■ Salomon X-Free 08
■ Head Cyber 18x
■ Atomic Mega CarvX 3.20
call 41
Mountain bikers conquer Signal Mountain
By Heidi Hodson
"You're supposed In go around
Ihem. not run inlo ihem." I holler
over my shoulder. The incident
thai elicits this response is the
unmistakable grind and squeak of
wet brakes with the concurrent
"uargh— a TREE!" Come lo find
out, Todd DID manage lo maneu-
ver around the tree— only to land
milliseconds later m die midst of a
hi iai patch Quite uncomfortable
to say the least However, a few
minuies later, an only slightly
scathed Todd is racing down the
lulled trail, grinning from ear lo ear
while llecks of mud splatter on his
face and teeth He probably would
have had as hard a time remember-
ing ihe briar patch as he would
recalling who had attended his firsi
birthday parly,
I can hear Amy behind me
shouting, "Hey, we don'l allow
brakes on this hill " Sorry Amy,
ft but I'd like to avoid becoming a
mangled mass ol aluminum and
body parts with lire spokes flossing
my leeth. In retrospect though, the
mangled mass experiences are
often ihe fondest memories of the
common mountain biker (M.
Tundras Pedalous),
Being a relatively new mountain
biker 1 1 started this past summer), I
am forever learning new things.
Thank goodness lhal the new
things I'm learning are not ALL
from personal experience. Take,
for instance, this last trip which
further reinforces in my brain lhal
helmets are inherently good things
My friend Dref (I've altered the
name to avoid any c
thai might come from being c
to me at the beginning of our ride
thai he couldn't understand how 1
could possibly survive without eli-
pless pedals (apparali which con-
nect your shoes lo your bike ped-
als). It mighl help to inform die
readers that Dref has been using
clipless pedals for going on ten
years, during which he has been
been. Consequently. I'lrcl managed
to maintain perfect hiker pose for
almost Ihe entire trip — although
several nines he assumed a horiz-
ontal rather than the traditional ver-
tical position. This was particular-
it bik-
mosily a roadie I road hiker) v
ing. II mighl also be helpful ti
mention that MOST clipless pedals
have an important feature that we
Unfortunately, the quick release
features on Drels pedals were not
quiic as frisky as they could have
hori/onialiiy happened lo be in a
mud puddle. The helmel came in
quite li.unK for Dref when he got
horizontal on a rock bed. There
are lew livings quiic as funny as
watching a biker come to a dramat-
ic stop, wriggle his ankle desper-
ately trying to activate ihe quick
release, and then slowly bill solidly
flip over on his side— feel securely
fastened to the pedals It lends 10
visions ol cow-lipping on the wide
open ranges ol Montana. I could-
n't help hul kid Orel by asking bun
how he could possibly survive bik-
ing WITH clipless pedals.
I've learned many other things
about mountain biking as well.
Never attempt lo ride through a
mud puddle lhal has fine black dm
around its edges unless you WANT
to gel stuck in the middle where
you have sunk pasl your hubs and
the only option is lo carry your
bike while you slosh to die other
side— hoping against hope thai
quicksand is not indigenous t(
downhill slope lhal is covered with
lallen leaves still shiny from an
afternoon rain- -in lacl, if you even
ATTEMPT to slop on this terrain,
yon are likely to find yourself in
positions lhal you never dreamed
could be possible without breaking
al leasi one bone. Another thing
I've learned is lhal your brakes can
be your friend when they are used
correctly. They help lo keep you
on die more favorable side of ihe
line line between sheer ecstasy and
being scared spilless.
So, you might ask, what is so
greal about mountain biking'' ll is
quite an accomplishment knowing
that the power needed to propel
your bike up a sleep hill or down a
slope comes from a combination of
your body working with or aeainsi
the law of gravity (both of which,
of course, are provided by ihe Big
Man Upstairs, as my dad likes ui"
refer to Him). There is no engine
or gasoline involved No shortcuts.
Your body determines how far and
how fast you will go. Mountain
biking is the integration of quick
Todd Wrighl, a sophomore psychology major maneuvers throueh i
especially tricky part of Saturday's ride on Signal Mountain.
allow you I
look last week, yet it sharpens your
wiis and expands your mental acu-
ity so that you will be better pre-
pared lo leam when you walk into
If I was asked to give a tangible
reason why I love mountain bikini;.
I would probably tome up with
several things. [| could be because
of ihe way I can use my knees and
elbows as a suspension system
lvJionecdsaSI,5(X.)bikeany-
ti my
of lears lo nin back below my ears
and onio my neck. It might be
because when I'm oui in ihe woods
it is just me. my bike, and God— no
cars, buildings, homework, or
school loans. Or. il might simply
be because of the way M&M's take
on a decidedly gritty texture afier a
good ride. Whatever the reasons
are, there is one thing that I'm cer-
lain of, I am hooked. Give me a
riding. Even if you don't have a
bike, we can usually scrounge one
or two extras. And maybe, just
maybe, YOU might get hooked toi
Study: In-line
skating better
aerobic exercise
than running,
cycling
In-line skating has recently taken
off with an estimated 1.5 million
aggressive skaters, not counting the
even day skaters between the ages
of 6 and 17 years old. People realize
lhal in-line skating is an enjoyable
sport, bul what most people don'l
know is that it can be better for them
ihan running, biking, and swim-
A study by Ihe University of
Massachusetts Exercise Science
Department has found that in-line
skating at normal speeds compares
aerobically lo running, cycling and
swimming and far outweighs the
aerobic benefits of stair stepping
exercises For example, a person
weighing 150 pounds can burn
approximately 360 calories in a 30-
minuie workout at average speeds.
Results of the siudy report that
the iiiusJes work for a longer peri-
od of time during an in-line skating
stride dvan in a running stride or
cycling crank cycle. The study also
found thai in-line skating effective-
ly works the major targel areas of
the lower body that many people
wain to train and lone, without pro-
ducing harmful jarring impacts on
the body.
Researchers reported that in-line
skating has higher muscle activity
levels for some muscles of the hips,
thighs d inj shins ihan running or
cycling. They conclude that the
increased muscle usage may be due
to the weight and design of the in-
line skate.
There are many other benefits lo
exercising with rollerblades rather
than running. In-line skating causes
only half the impact shock of a
comparative running workout, and
because il is a lower impact Sport, it
is less hannlul on Ihe participants in
the long run. Also, repeated high
impact workouts have been associ-
ated with degenerative joint disease
and injuries such s
and even lower back pain-
The advantages of ir '"'
are equivalent to mc
effective exercise IL- .
cycling and swimming-!
because in-line skating is «
encourages longer w°»°J|
therefore may produce KBU
term results for parncipanii|
other forms of exercise.
The length of an in-line
workout has a lot to do*
gained muscle ma.... and
bumed. Although in-lW
workouts tend 10 be long? %
ning workouts because oiir- ■
men. found in die acdviiy.f
mum of thirty minutes ona
should be achieved.
"During the study. -- -
average, experienced a? ' 1
increase in aerobic fim<s|
runners experienced a ?
increase, showing the
both activities lo be comf
important to note, ho we"]
most significani individual^
es were among skaier^f
increased 23 percent in i» J
r*ss and Mother 19 Perrtjl
!M .( tlu h.ghesiinJiy^f
es among runners wen »
and 17 percent, n~|
Caldwell, associate proW"»
University of /'
Exercise Science depa
author of the study-
••Studies like these
valuable for the sport.
Shafer, R°l |e *' ade *2
of marketing and stra ep fl
. IThev add ruither suPg
Imesknungisaiernfic^
cise that can provtdeP* |
term health beneiu> ' |
show una. skating car.^
eficial for the nu
other exercises such
and, since it issue
workout, we think 1
m „rc likely w stick
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Humor Editors:
Rick Seidel
rseidel@southcm.edu
(423)238-2721
Thursday, January 22,
1&\)z g>outIjern Accent
The world according to student bloopers
One of ihe fringe bencfiis of being an
English or History teacher is receiving the
t)<.-c:tsiona! jewel of a student blooper in an
essay. I have patched together the follow-
ing "history" of the world from certifiably
genuine student bloopers collected by
teachers throughout the United States, from
eighth grade through college level. Read
carefully, and you will learn a lot,
The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were
called mummies. They lived in the Sarah
m.j n.n.lnl by Cainelnl. The cli-
ihe S.ir.ih is Midi ihai die inhabi-
k [-.jvptuiv. buill ihe pyramids in
c ot ii hnijL' triangular cube. The
s ,ii.' ,i r;mee of minmLiiris between
iible is lull ol interesting carica-
n the lirsl book of ihe Bible.
.ipplM.ee Oiu ..I "their children,
nee asked, "Am 1 my brother's
md .isUd Abraham to sacrifice
i Miiuni MoTiie/um.i Jacob, son of
uk Ins hrollier's birth mark. Jacob
iin.ireli who brought up his twelve
be p.iiri.nvlis. but they did not take
ii, m| l,ii ub s sons. Joseph, gave
re .id \miIimiii siraw. Moses led them
eil Se.i. where ihey made unleav-
t-iiil, wbidi is hre.id made without
enis David was a Hebrew king
■ ii pl.ivine i lie.- liar Ik loughi with
alelisls. a raee ol people who lived
i.al times Solomon, one of David's
id son \M\es and Mm porcupines.
They also had myths. A myth is a female
moth. One myth says thai the mother of
Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx
until he became intolerable.
Achilles appears in The Iliad, by Homer.
Homer also wrote The Oddity, in which
Penelope was Ihe last hardship that Ulysses
endured on his journey. Actually. Homer
was noi writlen by Homer but by another
man of that same name.
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher
who went around giving people advice.
They killed him. Socrates died from an
overdose of wedlock.
In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races,
jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the
Java. The reward to the victor was a coral
wreath. The government of Athens was
democratic because people took the law
into their own hands. There were no wars
in Greece, as the mountains were so high
thai they couldn'l climb over to see what
their neighbors were doing. When they
fought with the Persians, the Greeks were
outnumbered because ihe Persians had
etheyn
is— Corinthian. Doric, and Ironic.
very long. Ai Roman banquets, ihe guests
wore garlics in their hair. Julius Caesar
extinguished himself on the batdefields of
Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him
because they thought he was going lo be
made king. Nero was a cruel tyranny who
would lorture his poor subjects by playing
Ihe fiddle to ihem.
Then came the middle ages. King
Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur
lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harold
mustarded his troops before the Battle of
Hastings, and Joan of Arc was canonized
by Bernard Shaw. Finally, the Magna Cai
provided t'
ii -.lii.uii.1 k. Ii
e for Ihe same offense.
In midevil times most of the people
were alliterate. The greatest writer of the
time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems
and verses and also wrote literature.
Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot
an arrow through an apple while standing
on his son's head.
The Renaissance was an age in which
more individuals felt the value of their
human being. Martin Luther was nailed to
the church door at Wittenberg for selling
papal indulgences. He died a horrible
deaih, being excommunicated by a bull. It
was an age of great inventions and discov-
eries. Most prominently, Gutenberg invent-
ed the Bible.
The government of England was a limit-
ed mockery. Henry VIII found walking dif-
ficult because he had an abyss on his knee.
Queen Elizabeth was the Queen. As a
queen she was a success. Then her navy
went out and defeated the Spanish
Armadillo.
The grealcst writer of the Renaissance
was William Shakespear. Shakcspear never
made much money and is famous only
because of his plays. He lived at Windsor
with his merry wives, writing tragedies,
comedies, and errors. Romeo and Juliet are
an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at
the same time as Shakespear was Miguel
Cervantes. He wrole Donkey Hote. The
nexl great author was John Milton. Milton
wrole Paradise Lost. Then his wife died
and he wrote Paradise Regained.
During the Renaissance America began.
Christopher Columbus was a great naviga-
tor who discovered America while cursing
about the Atlantic. His ships were called
the Nina, the Pinla, and the Santa Fe.
Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and
this was known as Pilgrims Progress. When
they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were
greeted by the Indians, who came down the
hill rolling their war hoops before them.
The Indian squabs carried porpoises on
their back. Many of the Indian heroes were
killed, along with their cabooses, which
proved very fatal to them. The winter of
1620 was a hard one for ihe settlers. Many
people died and many babies were born.
Captain John Smith was responsible for all
One of the causes of the Revolutionary
War was the English put tacks in the tea.
Also, the colonists would send their parcels
through the post without stamps. During
the War, the Red Coats and Paul Revere
was throwing balls over stone walls. The
dogs were barking and the peacocks crow-
ing. Finally, the colonists won the War and
no longer had to pay for taxis.
Delegates from the original thirteen
slates formed the Contented Congress.
Thomas Jefferson, and Benjamin Franklin
were two singers of the Declaration of
Independence. Franklin had gone lo
Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket
and a loaf of bread under each arm. He
invented electricity by rubbing cats back-
wards and declared, "A horse divided
against itself cannot sland". Franklin died
in 1790 and is still dead.
George Washington married Martha
Curtis and in due time became the Father of
our Country. Then the Constitution of the
United States was adopted to secure
domestic hostility. Under the Constitution
Ihe people enjoyed the right to keep bare
Abraham Lincoln became America's
greatest precedent. Lincoln's mother died
in infancy, and he was bom in a log cabin
which he built with his own hands. When
Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall
silk hat. Abraham Lincoln wrote the
Gettysburg Address while traveling from
Washington to Gettysburg on the back of
the Fourteenth Amendment gave Hi
Negroes citizenship. Bui the Clue
Clan would lorture and lynch ihe e
Negroes and other innocent vienms i, L
claimed it represented law lU id odor a, I
the night of April 14, 1865. Lincoln w 1
the thealer and goi shot m his ^ a i h\
of the actors in a moving piaure %,,,"
1 he believed ass,.sMnalorwa> John Will,
l-iooili a supposedly insane act
ruined Booth's career.
Bach was the most famous i
the world, and so was Handel. Handelil
half German, half Italian, and half EnelJL
He was very large. Bach died from I75JI
the present. Beethoven wrote
though he was deaf. He was so deafhtl
wrote loud music. He took long
the forest, even when everyone w
for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 ainjl
later died for this.
The sun never set on the British EmrjJ
because the British Empire is in theEa
and the sun sets in the West. Queen
Victoria was the longest queen. Shea
the thorn for 63 years. Her ivclimn2\i
and finally the end of her life were evi
dence of a great personality. Her death J
the final event which ended Ih-i ruijn
The nineteenth century was
many great inventions and thoughts. Ticl
invention of the steamboat caused a
work of rivers lo spring up. Samuel Mcj
invented a code of telepathy. Louis P;
discovered a cure for rabbis Madman 1
Curie discovered radium. And Karl Mm|
became one of die Marx brothers.
And Finally, the First World War.c
by the assignation of the Arch-Duck byil
surf, ushered in a new error ir
human history.
—by Richard h
FAre you getting 'the signal'
in't remember or
e following
(or guy) is took-
was no ordinary glance, no acciU
look— you KNOW that feelings
exchanged! Was litis a signal?
minding your own business when s
thing happened. You reached out
lo get a napkin from the dispenser
when your hand brushed againsl
hers, and Ihen your eyes mei. '
Wait, thai was Mrs. Blanco's hand,
that probably wasn't a signal.
So maybe the situation you are
thinking of wasn't very dramatic.
Maybe it wasn't really all that
exceptional, but you still find your
self wondering it that special per-
son was trying to send you a mes-
sage. When your situation hap-
pened, there were many factors that
could have interfered with your
I
you spilled grape juice all over yourself and
EVERYONE was looking at you.
Bui. lhal one special person was
looking at you differently and was
smiling at you for completely dif-
Rick
Seidel
Ok.iy. maybe you and this special person judgement. Sure you were in a crowded
,ere in the cafeteria, simply gelling tray cafeteria, sure you were surrounded by
ml sihcrwiiie lor lunch You were just hundreds m! oiliei dialler me people, suit-
So, does "the signal" actually
exisi? Is there truly an unspoken
set of rules and silent actions that
allow a person to clue-in a member
of the opposite sex? Can you real-
ly say. "1 am interested in you"
with ,i prolonged glance, or a subtle
gesture? In a word — NO.
Unless you are speaking of the
radio signal, the baseball umpire's
signal, or Ihe turn signal, "the signal" is
complete nonsense! You know as well as 1
do that males and females can barely say to
each other "please pass the salt" and know
what the other is saying. It seems a glori-
ous idea to think that modem society is so
advanced that spoken language is virtually
obsolete. It would be nice to think that
males and females are so in tune with each
other — so in connection with one another's
thoughts and feelings that "looks" and
"gestures" would suffice to convey our
most private thoughts.
So where does that leave the modem
male and female in tt
ing with one another? What
with lo transmit our silent ;
special affections to that significant person
in our lives? The writlen thesis.
We all should remember developing our
thesis writing skills from College Comp.
thesis writing ability! What belter*
convey our [rimiglik and ledim'- ih.
a relationship position statement? P.
mary of inient. This writlen doeuintnlJ
be spelled out in the most uimniluMii? I
terms, and can include colorful sctien '
and illustrative diagrams to prevent any*
all confusion about what you a
Are you thinking of asking a dale to J
pers? Don't say it with a "signal,"
down in clear, unmistakable terms!
a date to the Valentine's Banquet wmiJjIJ
up in February? Once again,
and use pictures! Is that a "s
Rick Seidel is a Humor
Community Calendar
SOUTHERN AND AREA EVENTS
Today — Assembly in llu: Gym, llenllh Callers lair. II AM.
Today — Pendulum Lecture. 7.00 PM
Today — t o Grundsct Lecture. Dr. Robert A. Cushman speaks on paleopalynology. 7:30PM Hickman Rm. 114.
Toiiinrrovv Vespers, Reverse Weekend; Sunset 6 p.m.
Siilnrduv -l:\ensune Church 5:30 p.m.,
Saturday— SA midwinter parry. Gym. 8 p.m.
January 25 — Super howl - Broncos vs. Pusckers.
January 26 — Last day lo realm textbooks lo Campus Shop.
January 26 — Anderson lecture. Broek Hull. 8 p.m.
January 26-30— Student Week of Spiritual Emphasis, Church Mon.-7 PM: TUcs.-l I AM. 7 PM; Wed.-7 PM.
CHATTANOOGA AND AREA EVENTS
tomorrow— OWL PROWL ■ Meel one ol the resident owls loan lite Chattanooga N.uure Center Go on a hike a
look lor Ihe gical homed owls that live ,il Giveaway Ion.. Adnuss ,sl so,,,, ,,,-,.,.,, Cuecnw ay Faro,
i, I'M . e osi i ai iusii yjs.vnw v ^ vaiecnway rami.
Call (423) 842-9239.
January 25 Bl Jt )K Sir iNINC , . lennes.e.n, author Kuan GrtlTni vv ill ,eavl and sum copies ol his -'Collection of
Sla.n Stones s,„„l„„„, „, ,/„ M,' Gnlfn, has been teuiurcd in the New York Tunes Book Review, and has also
t PM Barnes and Noble.
, McCarthy Pn/c in short fiction lor this. Ins litsi work ot fiction : PM .
Call (423) 899-9970.
ART SHOWS & EXHIBITS
•s and Iraye! packages. Free and open
Today - January 31-1917: CHATTANOOGA AND THE GREAT WAR - In honor of the 8n,h ,„„.„.,
Amcnca'x cur, in,,, World War 1 ,1ns cvhthu recalls I,,,., I ,,.„ lklp . „ „, „„ , , . ,". v'"" '"", '.I? "
Chatranoo E e Regional H ry Museum Call (42.1) 265-3257. War lo end all Wars."
Today - January 31— ART FROM THE DRIVER'S SEAT: AMERICANS AND THEIR CARS - This *»■
scnlsa uniquely personal view ol Amends relationship with the automobile. Theexlub i win. . Ic'''- j
nigs, lithographs paintings, print, phiiiogi.iphs and waiercolors, repiesents 20 years of (ocused collv'v'tjil
niivipivtulion by Icirv and Lva Hcmdon/ I [unlet Museum ol American Art. Tue. - Fri. 10 AM - 4:3" Dl '
1PM -4:30 PM. Closed Mondays. Call (423) 267-0968.
Today - January 31— CHATTANOOGA COUNTRY: ITS LAND. RIVERS AND PEOPLE - this is
exhibit at the Oiatianooga Regional History Museum. It illustrates events in five historical periods a
sh.ipvvl the lives , it ihe legion >. people loan piehisiorv to the pie.eni Cliuiiauoog.i Regional History Musd™ |
(423)265-3247.
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tiycly. Call 1-800-262-0695.
Today - January 31— IN LIVING COLOR - Two artists are contributing to the exhibit, Sarah Hatch •
iiitsed media on a variety ol surfaces with distineiive sense ol term and color. Renee Harris works w^.j
felted wool and cinhnndc led ii.ut.iiive. in rich colors and leviares Rivei Gallery Mou. - Fri. 10 AM -5 ft 1 ]
1 PM - 5 PM. Call (423) 265-5033, ext. 5.
Today - January 31— MARY FERRIS KELLY - Mary Ferris Kelly works in an exuberanl p " :l V |
loeiisiiig lin the human figure and her oihet lavonle subject - angels. Taes. - Sat. 1(1 AM - 4:30 PM; sun J
4:30 PM; Closed Mondays. Hunler Museum of American An. Call (423) 267-0968.
January 26-31-RESCUED MEMORIES: I940's CHATTANOOGA AFRICAN AMERICAN PHOTO- i-jj
lection „l photos |„,m glass places donated to ihe museum by Lannv Mauldin ol Quality Photo A " ■ . |
workei touncl them in the b.oenieni of a demolished house ne.u what is now the Temies-ee Ac|U.iru"i " '' I
to Mauldm for $5. All lhat is known about ihe photos is that Ihey were taken during the 1940's. «W» I
people in Ihem remain a mystery. Chattanooga Regional History Museum, Call (423) 265-3247.
MUSIC AND THEATRE
™y- ^ b "iary 7— SHADOWLANDS. Enjoy a new experience in the expanded Chattanooga ThM"
IMay-CHATTANOOGA SYMPHONY - Spirituals and Symphony: Roland Carter's "S°j|I
Pie-ervarton.vl Mi,,.,,, American Song ■ guns the Chullniiooc-j Sv'mphony' in an exciting evennigOl m-
music. Mtcael Morgan, guesl conductor. Tivoli Theatre. 8 PM. Call (423) 267-8583.
Today - Sunday— Bobby Slaylon - The Comedy Catch plays host lo lop national comedians diet I' •; ■ :,,,, ■ I
The loinght Show 'Duval l.cllcrm.u, " HBO and Shnwltmc iVwi » L P.S MCI I B D \' „ . . I
uec.,3-6TBA)Allsl,„»>areWcd -Sat nights. For 12 years "The Catch " has been serving an™ II
vice dinner menn and good times. Call (423) 622-CAFE or (423) 629-CAFE.
J^'l ; n F S?", r, . I l t _SAME T,ME mXT YEAR - Backstage Dinner Theatre. Enjoy dinner b*« 1
from 6:30 PM - 7:45 PM with curtain call at 8:15 PM. Call (423) 629-1565.
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tEIje i§>outi)em Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist I'nh
|eW VP Th is act juggled into first place
iosen
iide
Car, cash, and prizes
won at mid-winter party
$2500 in prizes given away by SA during annual party
Students celebrate first
AFC win in 13 years
Thursday, January 29, 1998
Student
leaders find
themselves
under paid
All agree, not in it for the
money, but more should
be given
SAU in
minority on
MLK Day
Public schools, and
several Adventist
institutions take day off
Campus News, p. 3
Health Fair
intial health fail gives interns
Alone in the storm
Check "in [his lelliiifi. iiorj ol i" 1 '
Godlnily answers prayers.
Check out this week's
Community Calendar
Weather, p. 2
Mostly cloudy and
warm with a
high of 64
Thursday. January 29, 1998
Clir S'OMtlicni Scant
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The Weekend's Weather
TODAY: Warmer and mostly
cloudy with a high of 63 and a
low of 36.
TOMORROW: Sunny with a
high of 54 and a low of 35.
SATURDAY: Sunny with a con-
tinued high of 54 and lows in the
upper 20s..
SUNDAY: Partly cloudy with a
high of 56 and a low of 34.
SALARIES
What do your SA officers get paid?
adequate ."
Wetmore disagrees with the system in
place at Southern to pay its leaders. '"I think
the school should reward its student leaders
the way they like to reward students who
perform well academically" This. Wetmore
adds, could come in the form of tuition
vouchers or scholarships.
'The thing that bothers me the most is
that Southern docs not reward its leaders at
all," added Wetmore. Southern's student
leaders get paid from SA budget, and, to
Wetmore, that means having "one less
social."
Here at Southern, Bill Wohlers, vice
president for student services and SA spon-
sor, said the current system is adequate and
Other student government presidents
agree their pay is not adequate for the
amount of work they do. They all, however,
said they art' no! in il for the money.
"Obviously at S2.50 an hour I'm not
doing tt for the money." said Kaleb
Cockrum Andrews University Student
Association president whose stipend is
about $2000. "Working for any student
association is a product of love and duly."
Brett Schlisner, Union College's SA
president, agrees. "The S 1000 stipend is not
adequate for the work required, but that's
okay [because) 1 see il as more of a ministry
♦ President $2,455
♦ Memories Editor $2,338
♦ Accent Editor $2,338
♦ Finance Director $1,905
♦ Festival Director $1,800
Schools with top salaries
♦ Executive Vice $1,649
♦ Secretary $1,438
♦ PR Director $1,200
♦ Joker Editor $846
♦ Parliamentarian $444
Evei
it just a job to do."
luthem's S/
Mosl sludent government leaders "admit
doing their jobs tor the money,
"see leaders
hui ihc\
•re pay
J like 1.
all the AUS A offices
receive bigger stipends" said Cockrum,
"I'm a firm believer that, though money
can't buy me love, it can buy talent. The
officers I have are talented and dediealed
These schools offer the most
compensation for student govern-
ment leaders according surveys by
Student Leader magazine
Private institutions
♦ University of Miami, $19,140
tuition scholarship
u St. Louis University, $15,000
tuition waiver
Public institutions
♦ Washington State University,
Pullman, $15,463
♦ Florida Atlantic University,
workers, but what if another person with
equal or greater talents is kept out of office
because they decide to use those talents in a
different leadership position thai pays
Cockrum admits "money may be the root
of all evil, but it is also ihe foundation of
Advcntis. education."
If a sludent wants an Adventist education
they must pay ihe price or go somewhere
else. Cockrum said, and he sees sludent gov-
ernment stipends as a way to allow officers
lo continue Christian education and to
develop leadership skills.
Sludent governmeni leaders at other '*■""
and private
Allison Miller, student government pres-
ident at the University of Iowa, said her
$600 a month stipend works oul to be "way
way under minimum wage." The job was so
lime consuming she was forced to quit
another higher paying job. "People email
you, they stop by, they call you— you
wnuldn i believe ii." she said.
Boca Raton, $13,121 in salary
and tuition
♦ San Diego State University,
$11,000 stipend for living
expenses
Community institutions
♦ Morton College. Cicero, 111.,
$ 1,900 tuition waiver
♦ DaKalb College.Decatur, Ga.,
$1,800 stipend
♦ Southeast Community
College, Lincoln, Neb., $1,300
tuition remission
Just like at many Adventist colleges,
Miller didn'l take her job for ihe money. "I
would be suspicious of anyone who takes
this job for the money," she said. "I don't
think they would have the studenls' best
Jonathan Brill, the highest paid sludent
government president in the nation who
receives $19,140 a year, said he would run
lor the office even if lie didn't get paid. But
he said, "It's been tremendously beneficial.
If I didn't get paid. I'd have to gel another
job, and I wouldn't have the time to commit
to this one."
Butch Oxendine, a former student gov-
ernment leader and publisher of Student
Leader Magazine, said sludent leaders
shouldn't be viewed any differently than
athletes or scholars" who often receive
Pay, he said, would enable students from
a wide variety of backgrounds to participate
in student government. "If you don't pay
you leave it open only to rich kids who can
afford to donate 60 hours of time a week "
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College News Brief!
Coach gives $3.5 millioj
UNIVERSITY PARK, Pa, - Joi
head (uoibali coach al Pennsylvi
University and his wile. Sue, have pL*J
lo give the school S3. 5 million fori
teaching jobs, an mierlaith spiritual a'
scholarships and a sports hall
University President Graham Spj
said the school has never received
large gill from a collegiate coach.
The Paternos' latest donation hrms<fl
grand tola! of giving to the
university up to $4 million.
Suicide cards
loved ones ha\e commuted suicide.
Though suici.lt is the ninth Iculins
ol death in the United States, many p
still don't know how to express il
lo those who are left behind.
makers are trying to address a W
of difficult situations, such as deoro-
job loss and substance abuse.
Hallmark suicide card shows t
hnai on misty waters and contains tin
"When someone we love flees front lik|
so hard to understand suicide. Bui 01
passionate Creator sees clearly into
beyond our understanding and aire;
welcomed your loved one home."
This Joint Is Jimpin'
PARTY
tied for seconded, and fresh
last place.
"I was surprised i
Lighthall. "Our goal w
ijtialils prize v instead oi" decor.Hi'" 1 I
"I was really thankful for some J
faculty who helped wit
lieinu supportive of the parly ^ c
added. "We used the relays to proi.i"-|
Some disagreed about
thought that the gong sho>
lame," said Michael Sposalo,
nursing major. "Ill was aj major l<
Music. It was while leaching music at Rio
Undo Adventist Academy in 1987 that his
future career began to lake shape. The prin-
cipal asked him to help with fund raising.
Burghan knew nothing about fund raising
but was willing to learn. He received a cer-
ulicate irom the Fund raising School in San
Ratael, Calif,, and has Ivcn takine upgrad-
ing seminars ever since.
Burghan became director of develop-
ment at Rio Lindo and worked as a devel-
opment speeialisl at Si. Helena Hospital and
Health Center in St. Helena, Calif, from
1990-1992. From 1992-1996, he was asso-
ciate director of development for major gifts
at Andrews University in Bemen Springs,
Mich. He was made director there in 1996
Burghan said it's a little early to com-
ment on his goafs as new vice president.
since he hasn l officially laken office
However, he said one of his primary objec-
tives will be to upgrade ihe Annual Fund
Mns tund is open to people who give dona-
tions annually, and the eollcgc decides how
ihe funds W1 11 be used. Burghan is also
committed to developing a sound relaiion-
ship between Southern and ihe community
MLK
CONTINUED FROM PACE ONE
"Really It's a new holiday for the country.
If. dilUculi lo say how we should observe
it. I leel Martin Luther King was a great
man," he said.
There have also been mixed reactions on
the special worship thai was presented last
Monday night.
, ,",' 1 , °"8 hl ,he program was fantastic but
I felt like the focus of (he day was over
looked." said Vinila Sauder, Diversity
Committee chair She added that there wis a
tremendous amount of room for improve-
ment and there should still be discussions
on having a day olT. It w
establish a good balance !<
priale and what's balanced
We are Mill working on fine tuning"
iKIlliUljl sellsllllllS ,.'|
Linking back d» "»'""'",
been larecH ignored ■" S '„» I
Hiei/, Southern President. ,»' I
eioniki, win i T"^'- m ;; r ; :„l
done Maihe see emilel n-e P L ' r l
Kmc D.is J ,,- Column"") »» I
the er.tl.l sehe-llle Ol ll.lllg-. " ''' ' I
he highlighted in appropnale »a>
Cation/World Briefs
Inet members defend
islIINC'TON. Lin :.' - Member, >
o may have secret
■pons plant
IsillNGToN. Jan. 23 —A
in H.,diJ..,i ,
■ killer sentenced to
Health care opportunities presented to students
Ann Ua | nea | tn career fair gjves studen , s chance to network
Adventist leader is first European to visit UNITA-
held territory in 23 years
Thursday, January 29, 1998
"The S&oullicrn accent
The Opinion Pages
Television sets in dorms
Imagine the d;iy when televisions would he allowed in dorm rooms here
at Southern. What would people think.' Would they think the world is
coming to an end? Allowing students io have television sets in their
dorm rooms would not be the end of the world, but it would allow stu-
dents a chance to slay informed, entertained, and learned.
Televisions themselves are not evil— mosi fatuity and students have
them at home — and just like i
news programs mi thannt-ls of their choice. They would not have Io be
subjected to the same old monotony of CNN Headline News. For exam-
ple, students would he able in watch I he morning news as they get ready
for school, check that day's weather, or check the previous night's scores
Furthermore, allowing televisions wuuld keep people entertained when
there is often a luck of it on campus. It would allow another option to the
ritual of Friday afternoons at the movies or another option to the shut
down campus.
Everyone has their own tasie in whal ihey like to watch on television.
Instead of being forced to follow a TV schedule they could dictate to
themselves what to watch— or at least fighi it oui with their roommate.
More important I v, allowing televisions v. on Id provide another learning
resource available to students 1-or example, it is valuable for broadcasting
students to watch local TV news This enables them to see what their
future jobs might he like It allows them to learn from watching profes-
sionals, Bui where are ihey to do this when the only televisions on campus
are dictated by a rigid schedule?
The opponents to such a proposition may say televisions should not be
allowed because they are a waste of lime and there is nothing but trash on
) them. These reasons are definitely valid That television is a waste of time
and thai it is filled with trash is a sad fact, but it is not so, when television
is viewed responsibly Jusi like everythuir else from e.iimg to the internet
dangers can be found.
The latter is a perfect example. The internet is a vital part of this cam-
pus but also a great danger The intemel can be far more addictive than
television. There is more smut, sleaze, and other Hash on the internet than
one could possibly find on the television we would see here. But yet, no
one is about to lake away such a valuable learning tool. Just imagine no
email and no online research fhey are, however, keeping another valid
and important learning resource horn us by not allowing televisions in
e neglected the opportunity to watch the evening news,
a Discovery channel feature,
When committee lime comes to address such an ismic the pros far out-
weigh the oons.
And if they don't believe so, they should find out who is making the
most innovated leehnologk.il advancements on the internet — pornography.
Interested in SA
Student Assol i at ion election nine is upon us I'etiimns ,ire now available
for the following positions president, executive vice president, social
vice president. Memories editor. Joker editor. Festival Director, and
If students' needs and well-being are important to you then you may
want to consider a run forSA. If you see the value in student leadership then
you may want to consider a run for S A. And if you have the commitment to
yourself and fellow students then you may waul to consider a run for SA.
SA needs strong leaders. The possibilities and potential of SA are end-
less, if that is, a student leader can see such potential and commit the time
and effort to achieve it.
If you arc considering a run for any SA office or would like to know
about one we enc. image you to go and talk with Hie incumbent ol the office
you are interested in. They will be more than happy to talk with you.
If you need more information call (he SA iscvutive olficc at :3K-2723.
Quotes for the week
"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become
President; I'm beginning to believe it,"
—Attributed to CLARENCE DARROW.
"Pray, n. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled
in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
—AMBROSE B1ERCE, The Devil's Dictionary, 1906.
"If your religion does not change you, then you better
change your religion."
—ELBERT HUBBARD, The Roycraft
Dictionary and Book ofEpignnas, 1923.
"Religion without joy — it is no religion."
—THEODORE PARKER, "Of Conscious Religion."
Ten Sermons of Region. 1855.
QTrje Southern Accent
The Student Voice ol Southern Advcntist University
P.O. Box 370, Collegedale, Tcnn. 37315 (423) 238-2721
DUANE W. GANG, Editor in chief
ANDRA ARMSTRONG, News Editor
HANS OLSON, Assignment Editor
BRAD JOYCE, Editorial Cartoonist
JENNIFER ARTIGAS, Copy Editor
CINDI BOWE, Copy Editor
COREY TURNAGE, Photo Editor
STEPHANIE SWILLEY, Dining Focus Editor
STEPHANIE GULKE, Personal Features Editor
RYAN D. HILL, Religion Focus Editor
J.R. DESAMOURS, Sports Editor
RICKSEIDEL, Humor Editor
JEFF LEMON, Advertising Manager
VINITA SAUDER, Advisor
i«c«m*
Letters to the Editor
A small clarification
This is in response to your edito-
rial about Senate resignations
(January 22, 1998). Once again, I
would like to congratulate the
Accent on its excellent reporting
thi' year, especially in regards to
■ lutlciii government. However,
lliere are a few points | would like
Near the end of your editorial,
you mentioned that "Thirteen total
resignation-, is st.iyyering," There
have been only seven total Senate
resignations tins year. It was not
clear from the context that the num-
ber 1 3 referred to the Student
Association as a whole, as it did.
Neve nhe less, the Accent's original
point that seven resignations are
way too many remains intact.
in olficc because you made a com-
I agree completely, but sched-
ule- and class loads can vary drasti-
cally from semester to semester,
and sometimes we all have lapses
in judgement. I, for one, have more
respect lor senators whose dedica-
tion to representing their con-
stituents is such ilia! they choose to
resign when faced with the fact thai
lliey may not be able to adequately
We are currently searching for
siuclents v.ho do have the time and
the desire io assume the responsi-
bilities of being a senator. We have
two vacancies in the village
precincts, two in Talge, and one in
Two cents on Titanic'
I am writing to you in regards io
the letter that Mr. Beckett wrote
about the 'Titanic' review.
First of all, the rule in the hand-
book about students going to the-
aters is older than all of the build-
ings here. The only reason that it
exists is because Ellen While disap-
proved of theater attendance in her
day. The theaters in her lime were
really jusi saloons with a stage. I
wouldn't expect that to be approved
by anyone either.
Things are different now. And
Beckett said that he would like to
see the critic review how different
parts of the movie affect Christians
and the different Christian aspects
of the film. Well, I am sorry to burst
his bubble, but that would make for
a very short movie review.
, The sad truth is that \
crude world that doesn't
dominantly Christian infilled
think that some people need a
out of their fantasy world, c
out of Collegedale, for a chi
take a look at the real world. T
aren't perfect, so take what yo
and make the best out
The person that wrc
of the "Titanic' movie i
ular job. He emphasized al
movie's fine points. Hedidw
perform, or to resign when one-
becomes aware that they can no
longer fulfill all the responsibilit
sent the students of Southern is
encouraged to contact either Ken
VVetmoreor myself at the SA
Office ai 238-2723.
What's wrong with this picture?
Attention!
The Accent is looking for interested individ-
uals to work on the paper this semester.
Positions available:
• Reporters
* Literary Editor
• Music Editor
* Columnists
* Assistant Ad Managers
• Circulation Manager
If you are interested please contact Duane
Gang at 238-2721, 238-3238 or by email at
accent@southern.edu.
&Ije &>outrjern gcceni
The Student Voice of SAU
There is a group of students who
oie required to officiate intramural
basketball games These students
are physical education majors or
minors in officiating class. They
have six weeks during the season to
become competent and so a crash
course is pressed upon them.
This semester they have had live
"tlk-iaiing classes as ol January 22.
During that time they have literally
gone through the entire handbook
and taken a written test with 100
questions. Not only did ihey have to
come up with the correct answers
but they also had to write down
exactly where the answer was found
(rule, section, and article). They
have had lab sessions on officiatine
procedure, court coverage, and coor-
dination with fellow officials. They
have had to learn hand signals and
the proper way to use them and
when. They have been taught offici-
ating philosophy. They have
watched two hhns ,,hout the most
difficult culls in basketball— the
Mod -me-chargiiig situation and
traveling.
In addition, these students are
rcqunej to observe games, keep the
"Iticul score book, and score hoard
■ianne the first week of the season
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bceui oiliciatmy games. They now
have to remember dozens of viola-
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dial ilns non-contact sponluisphvs-
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touch or a semi-violent collision and
the severity of the collision has
nothing to do with ii being al
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inite hand signals and the ■
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mently.
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on the losing team contini«|f
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Cfje grjutftern gUtertt
I'm average
1 am average.
Not brilliantly average or even pathetically average. Just
plain old average-average.
1 do a lot or different things very so-so.
1 play a Ml tic piano, a Mule tambounne. 1 can sing a Ming
hut I definitely won't bring tears to your eyes or goosebumps
in ymir arms-and usually it's along with the radio. I've
baked a Mule. . . but mostly just those cookies squeezed out
of the long plastic tube bought at my local grocers.
si vear at the Valentine's banquet and ,1 blue ribbon from
ie 4-1 1 fair when I was 9 for my Rice Krispy Treats and I
link that was a fluke. . . how can one plate of Rice Krispy
reals really be that much belter man the next?
Yep. Mediocre. Thai's me.
And the problem is I'm not quite
ow I became that way.
I always had high dreams. I
always imagined grand accomplishments
and medals and honors and speaking
engagements. I always thought 1 would
be fabulous and deserving of praise, but
I'm beginning to realize, ever- so-painful -
ly, that that's just not going to happen.
I don't have "it." I don't have the
StephtHlic ambition or umph. I don't have the tal-
Olllke There was a time when I though!
h that maybe writing was my "thing." That
this was my spiritual gill, that I could
touch lives and make a difference 1 used to Me in bed and
think about what I could write a book on. . .you know, so 1
could live off of the royalties and wouldn't have to get a
"real job," But then those two women wrote that "RULES"
book and slole my idea so I was left with nothing,
I used to be proud and, I really hate to admit this, but
maybe even a little cocky about my writing.
I thought, yeah, sure. I could be syndicated. Why not'.'
Hut thai was Ik- fore I tool, an upper division writing class
and realized thai 1 am a nothing. That my short sentences
and made up words are stupid arid I need to eel a real topic
Thai was before I realized Mow main people out there,
even at little old Southern, were bom to write. And I'm not
lalkuif about silly ding done essays either (Mere are these
immensely creative souls whu breathe poetry and prose.
I'euple who crank out Iwo bunks a month. Artists who have
been writing since they were four. There are students that
we pass in ihc hall everyday Unit write eloquent lines and
encourage intense thought.
And then 1 tell embarrassed. Embarrassed that I'd ever
printed anything in die paper for the whole school to read. .
I realize that not THAT many people read my column but
still. ,1 fell embarrassed lor ever thinking that I was funny
or clever, I hat I bud a moving point ot swayed opinions. I
felt embarrassed tor my pulled up aliunde Embarrassed
because I was but a measly wild clovei in the prairie of life.
So here i sil at average wondering where all of my child-
hood dreams went Wondering what I do that makes me
speeial or changes the world Wondering whatever hap-
pened to my spirit lull ol lire and passion, zest and connuer-
Whlltcver happened lo the 15-year-old actress that once
lived in my Mearl ami knew she could be in the movies if she
just moved lo Hollywood' 1 Whatever happened lo my book
deal, my ice skating career, my Meals-On- Wheels mission
projeei dial would change the dinner hour lor seniors across
Mere 1 sit wishing I had taken thai leap of adventure and
just Iricd. Wishing I had the guts to step out and say here I
am ready to shout greatness.
Wishing I wasn't just average.
I wonder Mow these people who are president of tins and
editing dial, these people who intern and pioduee. publish
and compose, draw and get the top scores every stinking
s average o
I. i.n .ill! u! ol Mi,..,; ol u-.
digging life?
But most of all, I wondei it they always knew they were
going lo be brilliant'.' Did they always know what they wcrt
going to make out of their lives?
Is u all just a part of the fateful plan that always works
out for some and never for others. . .Or is it Uiis immense
talent that encompasses iheir lives'.' Talent that cannot be
I think for some it's a given. They will be great. They
will win awards and then an will hang in galleries, they'll
land record deals and start Fortune 500 businesses. They'll
e will say yeah, s
shock (here, we knew it all along.
But there are others. There arc those who set their minds
and refuse lo lake "no" for an answer. Those who don't
evnde biilliance but who accomplish localise they say ihey
will The) are tenacious and spirited and won't give up.
They'll make fools ol themselves and ask questions and do
anything lo get what they want. . .and, they will. Because
they've worked for it. Because that'-, then dream. Because
'\nd then there are the seemingly average.
Those who won't make millions of dollars. Those who
I never be on the news or in the papers. They'll never
c accomplished titles or prizes behind Iheir names.
;y'll work normal jobs and have children and make dinner
1 go to Ruby Falls mice a year lor a lamily outing.
There will be people who, to the outsider, are not much
.peak of, but in truth, arc the most accomplished of all
:ausc they have touched people's hearts Because they
ic shown Jesus in their daily lives Because they have
m nice to their annoying neighbors and smiled at the
There will be teachers who encourage greatness in their
dents and mold br-.iity children into kind, responsible
alls, and men who turn Means to Christ through their gen-
tiess and accepting ways at the eollee shop every mom-
There will be couples and families, grandparents and sin-
i mothers who'll do so much for not an ounce of recogni-
n. No one will ever know. They'll never be thanked or
i on a plaque or applauded for, yet, they arc miles from
Broadcasting junior interns in local media
Crystal Candy works at Chattanooga's channel 3, LiteMix 105, Star 98 and WSMC
"It's never the same Uiing twice.
That's why I love it," says Crystal
Candy of broadcast journalism, her
Crystal is a junior broadcast
major and is currently employed at
radio stations Star 98. LiteMix I05.
and WSMC. She also works at
Channel 3 News, the NBC affiliate
in Chattanooga. Wow, you may
think. She must have always known
whal she wanted to do to be that
ambitious.. Well, actually, she did-
wanted lo unit. It was so intimulai-
uic, and everyone was so tense, hut
David encouraged me lo slay. He
told me I had to have a more
assertive attitude and a 'thicker
skin.' It became easier as I got used
to die people and the pace of this
business. David, especially, made
When Crystal first came lo
Southern, she wanted lo be a den-
tist. "After being in General
Biology for two months, 1 said
en she graduates next
t interested in anchor-
■> the networks. What
I would like lo do is general assign-
eporting in a
The internship is r
Crystal, and <"
Channel 3 wh-
ine or going l(
III , -,. booh
work in a medium or small market
on the local level," she says.
Seeing her motivation level and
Crystal. That's when how hard she worked, the
she decided on broadcast journal-
rfe: J*'
dir.vi'tr -.1 Channel .* jciuilly '-aid
to her, "Slow down. Enjoy col-
lege." But Crystal wants to have
every competitive edge she can get
"This business is very competi-
tive. There is one opening for every
100 tapes sent to the station, I have
to have something that stands out,'
says Crystal.
The interest had started in acad-
emy. Crystal attended Georgia-
Cumberland Academy, and while
there she had the opportunity lo
host a marketing video for the
school. After filming it. the editor
told Crystal she should go into
broadcasting in college. She had
enjoyed doing the film and began lo
give the editor's suggestion some
thought. for success in broadcasting.
From childhood, Crystal has has a good camera presence. She's
enjoyed being in front of people sman. quick, and a good writer.
Her close knii family used to sing Crystal has gained a lot of self-con-
in church. Broadcasting seemed fidenec with (he equipment and the
die natural way to go for Crystal. pace of the station. She's also very
Her boss, David Carol, who is
also one of her mentors, says that
Crystal has an unlimited potential
^ym\^-
cw
Channel 3 and
lob shadowed w m)i Dav id Carol, an
evening news anchor at the station.
"The day I was there, I sat in on
a meeting and Ihey needed some-
one lo demonstrate how to stop a
nosebleed David thought 1 should
do it, so I did and ii got on the air!"
says Crystal.
Her sophomore year Crystal ing her and lhat if it weren't tor
decided lo do an internship at them, it would be much harder lor
Channel 3. "My first few days I her to succeed. Her parents and sis-
an Adventist will i
religion <
career, God wouldn't have led me
lo this," she says. "Sometimes I
worry but I know it will all work
icrs arc also an important pari of Crystal's Crystal, who enjoys thnii- InfpiN^:!
life. "They bring me down-to-earth," she sewing, would also Mke to Mav,_ j fannf I
says. want to someday have children andjuslif
What Crystal uliimalely wants in her people respect nie in my field and ml
career is to be a respected journalist. She community."
would also like to teach elementary-aged
kids about broadcasting someday or create a
children's television program.
Alone in the storm
By Jennifer Artigas
wandered around the city, taking the
wrong exits a few times before I finally
found the one 1 was looking for. I soon
located my destination— Pension
Paula, a "cheap and friendly pension in
the hills," according to the Europe '96
Berkeley Guide. 1 wearily walked to
all loo predictable response, ' H
rooms." Dejectedly, I got back
car and started for Steyr.
As I drove, night was falling and
was gelling colder The heater was
blasting the rain came down harder
and harder. I had illy headlights on
blight as they would shine, and the
fought with the unrelenting elements. And
then I began to pray. "Dear God," I said
aloud, "please, PLEASE help me get
through this storm.
I glanced al my watch as ihe light,
summer alpine bree/e bleu in through
the window. One o'clock. I should
have plenty of lime to make it to
Innsbruck, Austria, where 1 planned to
spend the night.
1 smiled at the thought of a nice,
XtT^r, '£ 3£ l start ed to get scared, and panicky
ZSHStXX'ZSSZi thou § ht s darted through my mind as I
the comforts of a youth hostel.
Seeing a gas station up ahead, I
turned oil Ihe mam road My ear need-
ed hiding up almost as badly I did.
Thirty-five Swiss f-nmes and both my
litde silver Peugeot's tank and my
lummy were full.
As I resumed my climb up the
Swiss Alps. I listened lo music and
enjoyed ihe bieathiakuig scenery (more
descriptive here) As I drove. Ilic road
not only got steeper and steeper, but
also more narrow. A lew tunes 1 had lo
downshift to second just to inch my
way up an especially sleep pass: I won-
dered if I'd make it to the lop. When I
finally did. I let oui a sigh of relief and
started (Me long, winding trek down,
passing hikers and cyclists on the way.
I spotted many patches of snow by
the road; it was certainly cold up
here— a lot colder than ihe warm const
of France I'd been lolling aboui in ihe
pasi tew .lays' But it was beautiful
here, quietly peaceful, and so seeming-
ly unaffected by civilization. Any
moment 1 expected to see Johanna
Spyn's Heidi and Peter leading the
goats back to ihe Uncle's little hut,
yodduig all the way.
A few hours later 1 was nearing
Innsbruck I was truly c\Mausied"since
1 ■} rx*ci..l!iMi, v .„ Ki tx-|..iv ,1.,*.,,
billy more kilometers. Tinny kilome-
ters. Fifteen, and finally 1 was there I
And then I began to prav "Di;ir&
I said aloud, "please PI ! W tdpj
eel iMrotigh tins sii.rm 1 m [rvincif
best I can. I'm tired, I can barely Iff
my eyes open, and it's storming oil
side. Please protect n
ihioueh this sinrm <|i". I-.K and W|
rne awake. I claim youi promise is
John 14 verse 14, 'Anything you as'
My r
I do it.' In
right now. Please help me."
I kept repeating the last u
remembered a passage in the Bible J
where Jesus said, "You ask for am
but do not get them b —
believe." I then prayed, "Dear Fal«
please help me. I believe thatyou*
Thank you."
A feeling of peace carrie °^' m
and I hiird a song playing hgl'iy^
the radio. It was beautiful; a sot! w
melody. Only.v
lhat lasl
m so sorry, but we have no more windshield wipers chased each other
lell." said ihe apologetic manag- frenetically. Still, I was siru^Mnu to (urn up the volume, the radm wj
1,1 see out the window. And, I was getting The radio was off. and yet Istw
sleepy. It was already past eight and I singing. A Bible
had at least three more hours to drive
to reach Steyr. Between the torrents of
rain and the windows fogging up, I
could barely see out the window.
And then, it began to hail — not just
little bits of ice pelting randomly, but
big ice cubes that threatened to break
ihe windshield. I was forced lo drive
slower and slower; the speedometer
registered a mere 211 kilometers. Just
when I thought things couldn't get
worse', the wind picked up. Gusts blew
my little car from side to side of my
lane, and then onto the others. I drove
even slower, but it didn't help. The
bail came down even harder and the
wind nearly blew my ear entirely off
the road onio who knows what because
I couldn't see past my windshield!
I started to get scared, and panicky
thoughts darted through my mind as I
fought with the unrelenting elements.
cr "Oh well," I dioughl sli»hM\ disap-
pointed, "there arc siil) other places."
As I got into my car. it started to
dn/zle I drove to ihe next place. No
room. The same at the third, and
lourth, and fifth. By now it was pour-
ing down rain, and 1 waMjetmu: reallv
Irustrated, notto mention drenched
Ironi gelling out and asking about
vacancies. This was crazy; how could
all those places be full? I started to
worn because I had almost run out of
places to check.
"Okay," I thought desperately,
"lucre is siill that one nice hotel I
Ma\en'l checked yet. If they have a
room, I'M lake tl. If not, I II push lor
Steyr | hadn t planned on reaching
Steyi until ihc ne\t afternoon where!
would spend a lew days with a friend I
" t there. So, on I drove to
id. I hopefully asked the
flitted acrcfij
'For He will give His
charge over you, to keep you in
your ways." (Psalms 91 verse
I suddenly noticed that the w
stopped, and the rain was i diMU*
I smiled and thanked God •<* " _
ing my prayer and giving uM^j ■
pulled oil at thenex ,n ^ IBI ! ' ■■
parked. Then I looks.-— |(
I had been [raveling. As tar _
see it was dark— almoslblacKWH
douds I could see .he lighteningf
still hear the thunder,
ued driving, d
clear. I kept tl
and protection over me ■ "j" hnlB J
the Psalmist's wnrd-ehnoi
out my mind, "He shall can uy»
and I will answer him.
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The tearful breakup
.cry year that the irouhtc si.iriv There are new s[resses--pcr-
s, iiiul ins! Ion main oilier new itiinc^ demanding your lime.
a. Her Soon, yon 1'inJ yourself will) no time for llie olher per-
,im- thai soluUoin iil.iHoii thai once made things work so
nof any kind is praeiiealh impossible. Every
.1 full blown argument, and thin-, juM seem like they ean'l get any worse When Ihe
.-. of you started oui mines were never like this Time spent together used to be lun~
re was laughme. lalkmg'soul searching, and deep exchanges of thought and reeling.
Where did things go wrong?
Then one morning you wake up. You realize thai ymir relationship
with this person has inih readied an impasse. No amount of talking.
no amount of reasonine. and no amount ol begging will change die
facts. Your roommate is leaving von for another!
Sure Sieve seemed lo be the perfect roommate. Quiet, well
behaved, and clearly an expert on the latest advances in personal
hygiene. But somewhere your relationship" went dreadfully wrong.
Sure this "relationship" simply involved living in the same dorm room
together Sure this ■relationship" was jusi a friendship, and a new one
at Ihut. And sure this guv would accidentally do your laundry when
mucd it in with his' Still, Ihe pain of break-up is painfully real.
No longer are you intriguing enough to keepllus roommate around.
II
Rick
Seidel
Maybe thi;
cooler Nintendo ria\
eamiiKJ eiiiovnieiil 1 Sore your old
hurts! This is ihe ROOMMATE: DISS'
Now, all that remains is to decide if
ready to start looking around, start meeting
NEW
ng with has a
Pentium PC with gamepad for hours of
,tay friends," but this
blea
.■ you readv ti
mg. just the way voiu i
roomed with thai guy l<
Then, the pain starts
his unujiie qualities Yi
moming-thal rcalh an
aiiuallv like your new i
ready to lake the plunge again. Are you
V people, and maybe even seltle on a brand
again ' Are you ready lo make yourself vulnera-
nc bar of handsoap again?
iijghl lor sure your last roommate would be with
I before would never end You saw only happi-
I lasiim.' lone into the foreseeable lulure. Now
'i i. nl Hi d h I h ivt real lie your old
Inn
old I-
de. You find yourself appreciating your n
;w roommate doesn't hum while he puts his socks on in the
i you how your old roommate used lo do thai! You begin n
lames JUSI like you did with your
;elf saying "hey bud," or what's u
i remember when Unit other guy
mce in a while you catch _y<
g is back! You can hardly e
yon called him "dude."
Rick Seidel is a Hui
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The Parental Speech
I. I don't know what's wrong with you.
A. I've never seen a person like you.
1. 1 wasn't like that.
2. Your brothers and sisters don't act like that.
B. It doesn't make sense.
1. You have no sense of responsibility at all.
2. We've given you everything we possibly could.
a. Food on the table and a roof over your head.
b. Things we never had when we were your age.
3. And you treat us like dirt under your feet.
C. You act as if:
1. The world owes you a living.
2. You have a chip on your shoulder.
3. The rules don't apply to you.
II. Something has got to change and change fast.
A. You're diving your mother to a nervous breakdown.
B. I'm noi gome to put up with lliis for another minute.
1 . You're crazy if you think I am.
2. If you think I am. just try me.
C. You're setting a terrible example for your younger brothers
III. I'm your father and as long as you live in this house you'U--
A. Do as you're told, and when I say "now", I mean "now".
B. Pull your own weight.
1 . Don't expect other people to pick up after you.
2. Don'l expect breakfast when you get up at noon.
3. Don't come around asking your mother for spending money.
C. Do something about your disposition.
IV. If you don't change your tune pretty quick, then you're out of here.
A. I mean it.
B. Is that understood.
1. 1 can't hear you. Don'l mumble.
2. Look at me.
C. I'm noi going to tell you this again.
—by Garrison Keillor
Community Calendar
SOUTHERN AND AREA EVENTS
Today — Assembly in the church. 1 1 AM.
Today— Pendulum Leclure. 7:00 PM.
Tomorrow — Vespers; Sunset 6:07 p.m.
Saturday— Evensong Church. 5:30 p.m.,
February 1— Symphony concerto in [he church. 8 PM.
February 2— Last day for 10% tuition refund ($100 rec/louil drop)
February 2 — Anderson lecture Brock Hall. Spin
February 2-7 — Black History week.
February 3 — Drug itnd Alcohol Support Group Robert Merchant Room,
February 4 — SA election petition deadline.
"CHATTANOOGA AND AREA EVENTS
sindeni t enter. yrill'M -0:30 PM.
Today - January 31— DIVE INTO WATER - See divers hand-feed sharks and stingrays and watch giant oM
gulden cm: .hi. I., plunge deep into the Nieknjnck Lake exhibit for the catch of the day. 1 1 AM and 2:30 PMrs"
lively. Call 1-800-262-0695.
Today - January 31— IN LIVING COLOR - Two artists
mixed media on a variety of surfaces with distinctive sens,
felled wool and embroidered iiarrnlives in rich colors and
I PM - 5 PM. Call (423) 265-5033. ext. 5.
ire contributing to the exhibit. Sarah Hatch work!
of form and c, ,lui Rcnce Haiu. v.,,[i v. 'Li, '■'■■• t
jxtures. River Gallery. Mon. - Fri. 10 AM - 5 ra.1
Today - January 31— MARY FERRIS KELLY - Mary Ferris Kelly works in an exuberant painting st*J
Incusing ,,n ih, hnnun figure iiikI heroine! Income suh|cc( - angels. Tucs. - Sat. 10 AM - 4:30 PM; Sun. 1
4:30 PM; Closed Moodays. Hunter Museum of American Art. Call (423) 267-0968.
Today - February 28— RESCUED MEMORIES: 1940's CHATTANOOGA AFRICAN AMERICAN P.
A collceiion ,J photos ironi glass pieces donated to ihe museum by Lanny Mauldin of Quality Pholo. A»J1
turn ii, nke: h.iuid them in ihe basement of a demolished house near what' is now the Tenne-sce Aquarium a»J
t)ienii,,Ma„l,lii, lorss. All that is known about Ihe photos is th.il dies were taken durum the 1940s. ideM"]
the people in them remain a mystery. Chattanooga Regional History Museum. Call (423) 265-3247.
MUSIC AND THEATRE
Can M2\w b n l 7 U Si'~ SHAD0WLANDS ' E ">°* * new "P™!™* in the expanded Chattanooga Theatre ,<
tMMAX 3D lihn opens which oiler, a glimpse of the future ■
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ART SHOWS & EXHIBITS
Today - January 31-1917: CHATTANOOGA AND THE GREAT WAR - In honor of the 80th anniversary of
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Chattanooga Regional Hisiory Museum Call (423) 265-3257.
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ings lithographs, p.nnimgs, prims phoiogiaph,. and ercolors. represents it ,our. of focused collect,,,.. ,n I
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NAGANO Olympic TV guide
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broadcast The 1998 Nagano WinKr Olympic
See page 8
Send a message
to your Valentine
See page 3 for details
Picks
the week, and the week'.-, schedule ot games.
See Sports on page 7
QPfje Southern Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Advenlist University
Thursday. February 5. 1998
Ireb
Jfers
bheap,
1st term
"tapers
■ernet-sold
"mers cause
■Sblems for
Iversities
Dr. David Smith publishes first
book, signing to be held
LSnicSn'aS; 5 > 000 copies published, on sale nation-wide but
marketed heavily in New England
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first book
Lowery speaks for
Black history week
assembly today
Dr. Joseph Lowery co-founder of
Southern Christian Leadership
Conference with Dr. Martin Luther King
Cereal prices in cafe
marked up to cover
expenses, not profit
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University Dialogue hosts right to kill
discussion Saturday afternoon
■side....
Campus News. p. 3
Two Valentine's Banquets
I Campus News, p. 3
! National News Briefs
Check i>ui a quick roundup of ncv
Check out this week's
Community Calendar
Weather, p.2
Mostly cloudy with a
high of 44
Thursday, February 5, 1998
ill" ■■ ; -'.iiitlirvn Srcnil
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The Weekend's Weather
FORECAST WEATHER THURSDAY
^■forecast weather
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Bp^h
TODAY: Mostly cloudy with a
high of 44 and a low of 34.
TOMORROW: Mostly cloudy
with a high of 46 and lows in the
upper 20s.
SATURDAY: Showers and
warmer with a high of 53 and a
low of 35.
SUNDAY: Mostly cloudy with a
high of 54 and a low of 34.
A tribute to a fellow student
» £&;*<i0
It's been two years but
Allison's memory, her
light-heartedness, her
zest, remains fresh in the
hearts of those who not
only knew and loved her,
but those who were also
inspired by her. Inspired
by her rich life, her
encompassing love, her
focused ambition, her
twinkling laughter, her
easy acceptance.
She left impressions on
our hearts and songs in
our souls to be young and
free and crazy and fun.
She encouraged the best
and captured the spirit of
college-life, close friends,
and cherished family.
Allison R. Titus will not
be forgotten.
How could she be?
LOWERY
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE
In [he lull of 1990. Lowery conducted a workshop
ii human relations Inr former members ol the Ku Klux
;i:m who had :itt;ickcd ;i u\ il nclits march led R liim-
l Uhicks liiuI I
Allh
I. and ha. served .is ;i visum,.' instructor ai F.mon
ciMhWhooUl lheoloe\ He aKo served as
t of United Meihodisi ^hurdle-, in Ahihama -„u\
gia.
e Ik. Ids HA. . B.D., D.D. and L.L.D. degrees from
■ villi: i oIIojc. I'.ivnc C'nllece. I'a\ ne Thcoloeic;i1
lie has receded numerous awards, includine ilie
l>^> Ebony HWk.Vlncvcmcn, Aw,rd .n Rel,,,..„ and
Human Riehis, and (he World l>c, L c Council Award of
the German neinocralic Republic.
He has served as chairman of the National Black
Leadership l-oriini and ol ihe Metropolitan Atlanta
Rapid haiMi Sy-ieiu(MARTA).
He and Ins wile Evelyn Gibson Lowery. have three
daughter, and aelu grandchildren.
Lowery 's upcoming speech will be held in the
Collegcdalc Chimh on Southern s .ampus as pan of
the university's Black History week
How to calculate education credit
Beginning in 1 998. many taxpayers can claim tax credits for a nnriinn
ol college tuition and related a»L m . u2L J« «-..„ ."l^AP ™™'
couples filing \.
How to figure the credit:
- £ whose adjusted gross
10,000 ($40,000 for Individuals)*:
If For first two
F years ol college
mjrt $1,000
o( eligible X 1 00% = $1 ,000
%=$500
Forthird,fourtryears
Beginning July 1998
Second
expenses = iLSsH'
"P to $5,000 ' c-dH
S1.000
Maximum
ljl_.500]
_ ^ $2,000
upto $10,000
■ Penalty-free
withdrawa" '
IRAs (or p.
-deductible: earnings education 1
Other benefits
■ Up to $1,000 student ■ Education IRAs-
loan interest d,.-ij 1 -i,c.r. p ,,,,,-,„ „n ™. k , - ' ""-"nw
(begins In 1998 rises El"^" 1 ''^, withdrawal from
byfcOO a yea7 o H S00 SdSn l n , "?? child IRAs ,or POS<"
tn2001) ** m **•*>" "™er ,8 con tnbutions secondar/
not tax-deductible: earnings -*.—««?
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SOURCE : Congressional dacumwiis
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The caption under the r.
the Harlem Wizards on page
week's paper incorrectly said il
would be performing or
evening. It should say they will!
performing this Saturday nighl.
College News Briefs
Police check
chocolate cakj
for bomb
Berkeley feared someone had plankfi
bomb in a lop-sided chocolate cake lefiff
lounge in the school's mathemalici
The cake, discovered Jan. 27. bffi|
photo of the Unabomber, former E
math professor Ted Kaczynski, and in
per clippings reading "Free Ted." A ut
sity employee found the cake and calloi(
help after tasting its icing. '
A bomb squad officer stuck his ha«B
the cake and found no explosi
"It was probably just a harmless pj
that, under the circumstances, wa; '^
very seriously," campus police C
Foley told the "Daily Califomian."
Kaczynski pleaded guilty Jan. 2jl
sending 13 letter bombs, three of ^
resulted in death.
—College Press St
PAPERS
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE |
emergency option if an essay i
within 48 hours.
Paper mill companies should n
allowed to operate anywhere. s;uJ t I
Stale University instructor Heather Ufiy"
"it '..'in our.ie^ pLiLit.insrn
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added. f
Most of the term paper website '1
disclaimers encour;iutni; -.n"-^ 111 ' '■
papers for research, not as original fli"'
"I believe if students use the pap
research and cite where they got ^Jl
from, then the websites arc jII rip' |
Colorado State freshman Crystal F
"But as far as using the papers as yo ^
work [goes], that is wrong."
PRICES
CONTINUED FROM PAGE
said Ken Wetmore, SA president.
Some buy elsewhere. "1 don i ^
cereal here because it's so e^ tn - h ', |
David George, senior broadcast /
Others don't mind paying the J
because they can use their ID card-
buy much cereaJ. but when I do. I _
on my card," said Wendy Bums,J» B |
c ho logy major.
■Nation/World Briefs |
■ker executed as
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SSJS hold Va,en t'ne's Banquet on riverboat
Adventist World Radio
developing world-wide
uttack on iraq would newsnetwork
bt HIV case traced ?"*" ™-
I busted for s
Tat' pencils
Rotaract club to hold annual Valentine's Banquet
Banquet to raise money for first annual drug and alcohol awareness week
Southern hosts nursing workshop I Southern hosts
organist, August Humer
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Thursday, February 5. 1998
The Opinion Pages
Sliding through zippergate
Zippcrgate, fomigatc. Lewinskygalc. You name il and the current scan-
ihl lonxk the White House h.islwiiL-alk'd H.Hk' alligations thai
IT.siiIliiI Clinton had an affair with a 2 I -year-old While House intern and
thenui-edhei lo lie nhonl it are ihe most serious ol his presidency. But
like the" re. i. he will weather ihroiiL'h the storm Hal what it these allega-
tions are true? Is the president's private life any of our business?
The latter, contrary t" what many people think, is not the key issue with
these allegations II line, the president did nothing illegal hy having an
alt.nr wiih Monica I cwmsW— although an affair with someone who is a
only lew years older than your own daughter does raise a lew eyebrows.
The issue" with these allegations is whether or not the president (old
Lewinsky lo lie under oath about the alleged affair.
' This is illegal.
If these allegations are true this means perjury and obstruction oljus-
e— two charges that could brine impeachment proceedings.
The only Option for the president it the charge-, arc proved true is to
>ign. No president is above the law. Richard Nixon found thai out. Will
II Clinton find out 100?
which is headed h\ Whticwaici independent counsel
testimony from Lewinsky if it is going to find the
use her tilth amendment riehl if she dues not gel
,ii v ,hc is the one that allegedly lined under oath,
ion> is the kev element in this investigation, however.
... leaning in favor of her side of the story over ihe
president's.
For example, the A', -w York lhnr> reported on lucsday that White
House records show I cwmskv making three do/eu visits to the While
House alter she was removed from there for work at the Pentagon.
Another piece of evidence is the dress that the president allegedly bought
Lewinsky. Why did she visit the While House'.' What did she do there?
And why is the president buying a low-level intern a dress? All this evi-
dence seems insurmountable lor Ihe president, but what he has mi his side
is the luxury of denial He can deny everything and that is what has been
done — since nothing has been proved true.
On the sexual end ot the scandal no illegal actiuh went on tl the
allceed affair is true Immoral activity did, however, occur if these allega-
tions are true Supporters of the president will say his private life is none
ol our business and it is not an issue, bui let's face Ihe facts— whether we
like it or not it is an issue. Here's why?
Ken Star, i
Bill Clinton has proved to lu an ellcelive leader in regards to foreign
id dome sin policy, but not an et lee live role model.
What do kids think u In n ilu \ lieu about Ins sexual escapades in the
lot? What do kills think when they find out ihcir
■n lhc\ .m supposed to look up to. experimented
ikes it seem okay for (hem to do it. Poor role mod-
nlal to America's youth than almost anything else.
: latest in a series of scandals which, if proved true,
could mean an end lo a presidency.
Kui more than likely, the ptesidenl will live up to his nickname ol Slick
Willy and slide right on past this scandal— virtually unharmed.
White House— 11
president, one of
with illegal drug:
els arc far more.
Zippergate is,
Quotes for the week
"Nonviolence is the answer to the crucial political and
moral questions of our time; the need for man to over-
come oppression and violence without resorting to oppres-
sion and violence. Man must evolve for all human conflict
a method which rejects revenue, aggression and retalia-
tion. The foundation of such a method is love."
"If a man is a fool the hest thing to do is to encourage him
to advertise the fact by speaking."
"Leave the matter of religion in the family altar, the
church, and the private school, supported entirely by pri-
vate contributions. Keep the church and the State forever
separate."
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DUANE W. GANG, Editor in chief
ANDRA ARMSTRONG. News Editor
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CINDI BOWE. Copy Editor
COREY TURNAGE, Photo Editor
STEPHANIE SWILLEY, Dining Focus Editor
STEPHANIE GULKE. Personal Features Editor
RYAN D. HILL. Religion Focus Editor
JR. DESAMOURS. Sports Editor
RICK SEIDEL. Humor Editor
Letters to the Ed
MLK day in perspective]
Let's look at the issue f Manin
King s birthday in perspective
Every American owe his/her ,„ ..
gratitude 10 George Washington He r'i/1
day off at Southern, but there' l
Every American owes Abraham Lim
Ihe lad lh.it our country survived pas] Its
There had been no day off at Southern J
again nobody minds.
Would it be too horrible,
honor Dr. King as only the thirdly
honi.in being in American history *|,' '.'
case, Where's the actual injustice in uc^
his birthday exactly the same as tfiosecfj
two grcalcr heroes?
I Ulink we should do something im,
to raise our avvarmtss mi ,,11 ,(,,,.,. .!,,,,
three. (Certainly Washington could:
some celebration just now. High s
have begun removing his uuim Van, ..
signs because he owned slaves I In ihi,,'".
text our not taking MLK day completely!
is to our credit, Ihe more so beeause n
alone among Adventis! college, ami U (, -
sides. Let's not let either social pressimi
-calling make us cringe ii
We encourage you to
write us about topics!
that are important Itf
you. Letters to the
editor and What's oJ
your mind? columns!
are an easy way for [
your voice to be
heard.
What's on your mind?
Century 21 theater
By Gordon Bietz
"Welcome to Century 21 Theater. We have
here an example of the completely new genera-
tion of theaters. This is ultimate theater. This
state-of-the-art experience you are about to have
is the result iif ,1 quantum k.ip in teelinology.
hn tin-, e\perieiis.e we h.i.c used .idvjjKes in the
lidiK ol micro cleans w,i\l' transmission, com-
pute i yr.tplm. ye minion, mapping of the brain,
and virtual reality.
"Some ol you may lx ukl enough lo remem-
Kt the theaters hack in ihe latter pad of the
twentieth century. At that time they used what
was ,,illed a silver screen' to project pictures on.
I hat ieclino!.jg\ w.is wry similar to what was
JniH .lunuc the Stone Age—drawing picture;, on
the walls of caves.
"As you know theaters of that type have been
obsolete for many years now. If you would like
lo see one such theater you may sec it at the
Sinilhsunun. Ot course, today projecting pic-
lures on walls has been made obsolete by the
Interactive Tethtuier.iphii. Mind Imager Today
. i your eyes and go directly to voiir
most advanced ol the Interactive lechnographic
Mind Imager- Ii lias been integrated with the
most powerful of the new generation of super
computers thai allows tor greater depth of virtual
image interactive \ tewing. But enough of intro-
duction. If everyone would lake their seats.
"What we have in Century
1 Theate
With those words you move to seats in the
auditorium. They are comfortable and roomy,
each seat separated from the others by a couple
ol leet. Thai is so when you become deeply
involved in the movie you don't unintentionally
him tin. person nevt to you. Each seat has a spe-
cial headrest and attached to the headrest is a
device similar to a hairdryer, that fits over the
head All are given earplugs thai completely
eliminated anv sound thai might distract you.
All the lights in the building are turned out and
the theater is as dark as the deepest cave.
The ushers make sure each person's shoulder
harness and seat belt arc firmly attached. Once
each person is positioned and has their headset
on you again hear ihe voice ol guide. You don't
exactly hear his voice: you just know what he is
s-oinmuniealing. |,,r |m message comes, not
through the vibration ot" sound waves that move
your eardrum, but through the direct electron^
impulses of the Interactive Technographic MijP
Imagers attached to your heads.
You experience the voice say _
now prepared for a theater experience ihatyal
will never forget. It will change your life. Wf
encourage you to identify with one of the el
acters in the plot. The first five m
give you a rundown on the characters, and yrtj
may choose one of them."
The movie is a basic murder mystery- si
chose to be the hero. After the selection of tbj|
character the movie — or, to be mo
the experience begins.
It is an incredible experience! '_
seeing a picture out there in front of you; "W
not even like a Disney world three-D muvifcjB
are there on the street comer in San FranetsOM
You are the hero. It is like a dream, but you J
pinch yourself and you are awake. The wn« |
blows trash down the street. The "Ley « «£■
beside you, and it is foggy and cold. w» *J
some menacing thing in the alley and tun ■"■
the street to get away from it.
Breaking for a moment from the lim ^JJ
Our world is...the Titanic'
By Jefferson Koon
I mil wriling lias aniclc in ic,pmi,e lo John
Bitkfils Jannarv i2nd nnnlt and our counlrv s
inclosing inlcrol in ihe movie Hie "Titanic "in
In* aiii.k lie saul ilu ilu, m it,,, ■ fitatii, " review
tailed In present was iiilnmiatinn that Christian,
who are lon.idtnne , ,ew„,e n „ ,4,1,1 |i„ u u , e .
till For example ,,a, sex. drinking 111 bad lan-
,■114,', in in,' movie?
I don'l wish 111 down play Hollywood's hard-
sum, »l mi, hearts wuh.ner exposure u ,il„„..,
w, ,',1,1,1 ii,,i „',' When ,„u h,'.,r ih,'„, , JV J,,",,,,
t hriM m ,.,ui in a iimvi,- the, ha,,' probably
won, 11 lhai way mt ,■ scripi Hy the lime the
average lecniigci leaches high -c ,| he or she
has witnessed about 70.000 murders through Ihe
media; this has an effect on the heart. One only
needs to look at the statistics of a steady increas
ing number of children killimi children' The
heart mind. body, and spirit arc introduced to
sir, that has been su E ar coated with humor and
tailed enlenaiiimetii Some of us are not much
worse lhan me Romans who watched people net
killed by lions lor fun. Only today's coliseum' is
13 10 19 inches and in color or a movie screen
Even though the death and destruction is just '
lead us way off coarse. There was a lo' *
crimination and prejudice, on *« ^j
those who had money and ihose " deckJ ■
The second class citizens on the K ,
were scorned. The rich people 1 »"* |
pride and lust for money and I"'"' 1 "
pared to the world's population ■ ',„,
proud and extras auai.ts '">''„ .,,.,,»
muchofthe world. ies "' :' ; ,, ,.„■
to injustice and laik.ida il ;'■'" ,■„„„,'
lion for the gift of freedom. We '»"„, „
foundation of what our country ■ ,,
family, love, and the Word. .1 ";"'.„,„! «v
.. »™ciiin B ine woman, Rose, in the movie r, | ' ,1
ickagc of the Titanic, in hnpes of rinding lost Church Sail,' is in the middle ol 1 f ^ r „ I
tnd jewels but failing part of the boat and in the mint _ ]|L j,. ■
life and she knows in htr tail h-. ^ , ,„. ■
belong. She want, to die buttr g
tha, saves her and gives I crhF* a
begins to see the world m J '"" ,„,i,'
The builders ol Ihi. .I"!' ""' k j,»4l,
il put their faith ill die >I>T '"" ,-„, '
and in what Ihtv Ihoughi anu ^ j„.
many their lives. LikevvLt. in. , Ve litiess :
not in the last days put il • "» „ in tl« 1
in what can be seen. Wt.wl JJ „, .
of God's Word and believe by '•"
mil saying slop .ecing movies, but at least start
.etine liiem 1,11 whai Ihey arc. Beyond the sur-
lace area, like parables truth can Mime time, hi
t, Hiiid where you would leasl typed il. Some
time, a good movie tan ht ma, kid „nli ,piiiiu
ah.iii and ,11111c time, a niovit 1. ju.t a movie.
Some Ihint. Iliat appear good can he harmful
and Mime tiling, dial apptai h.irmtiil muld have
.' good .pinliial tniili or me, sage We need eye.
dial see. tars that htar and heart, that under-
The sinking of the Titanic was a horrible
tragedy thai should have been avoided. The
off with a crew searching the
: like money, gold, and jewels but failing
to ,i't the real irea.ure in hie hailing lo see
what wa. really lo.i th, nieln i|„. j m,,,!, wtui
d"»n Ih, liiaint was the pride 01 life a. il set
.ail in.pltiulo, and iii.ieinti.en,, .li.pf,, me 11,
Power end „„. !l,, a. ,41,1,1,4, iiolevtnGod
Hiniscll could sink Ihi, ship On, Woild lo.lav
Von see is... The Titanic and were „„„,„,,.,-
'"' J ""' s'l" in voyage And if the movie is
sen in this I, ,j|„ ,|,t nsi ,,| the parable, untold
Like the Titanic, America is at the head ol
'I" ,,'ulrol, and Ihe rest of the world is on
" -"i. Our own selfish greed and desires have-
Letters to the Editor must include the author
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t'lovey-dovey," think
le true valentine.
■one who gave his life
('for what he
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Appearance worth having
I
Fred
, „ „ i , ,, t *wi™y Boettcheru,
Excerpts from Dr. David Smith's The
Transcendental Saunterer:Thoreau and the
Search for Self _«.«»•**-■
Hire Me: Advice fror
the guy behind the
desk
Adventist World Radio gives China new hope in year of the tiger
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Sports
£rje Southern accent
lc,TBS may start
otball league
jig scandte hits
ISA bobsledding
Itons fired Collins
ll-of-famer
lalyzed after ski
lident
ports quotes
m the Hhuk. j l^mt'
Uists. By iLs exactitudes of
it invites the alien-
Perfectionists.."
Driving through the lane
Eric Roshakdri-
for a lay up dur-
league game.
Intramural bas-
ketball season is
the longest of all
the sports played
at Southern.
However, floor
hockey is current-
ly being organized
few weeks.
The AC CENT Line
MON. FEB. 9
AA-League Stats
Standings W L_ TEE TPA
Leading So
QMS £15 Ass
A-League Stats
Handings W L TPE lEA
QMS Els Awi'
B-League StatS Leading Scorers ^ ^ _^ leadin g Scgrers sm ^ ^
S^jdiujs W L 1EF IEA "CSZ*. I n mi J;S. I il ft
Women's League Stats
Standings W L IEE IEA
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Television Schedule
NAGANO
19 9 8
Sun
15
Mori.
CBS This
Morning
16
Highlights
ind previews
Tue.
Vonicn's Ice
Hockey
17
Cold Medal
Game
Wed.
CBS This
Mornllle,
18
Highlights
and previews
Thin.
IBS This
Morning
19
Highlights
.iml previews
Fri
CDS This
20
Morning
Highlights
and previews
Sun
22
tjj^ February 5, 1998
Humor
EI)E ^oittiiErn atmit
>p ten items
In SA Senate's
lenda
■ 9. Possible all night Twister tournament to dis-
' courage students from going clubbing
8. Request to change school n
"S.A.U. Fighting Millerites"
7. Funding for Dr. Bietz to host his own radio
»Ott countdown on WSMC, entitled "Gordie's Top 40"
[enaming the "Garden of Prayer" to "Makeout Centra!"
i Reverse Weekend every other decade
ing Senate meeting by an hour because il
i do nothing
"Si'inlicni's Da Bomb!"
ie guessing game
indulum almost worked.
x hundred and fitly single males will b
confused. One week, she's the good luck
■he phone, because you KNOW si
male man ages to drag your fnmisl
mm the phone, taking you siraig*
,-[ nun.L- <-t Mreiiglh. uiu manage to |U"P someihine -'^■ui •'
feuT ■ Seer, days later, and twenty-one trips to the cafctena later y
'■■>■,, „, .,,, |lM „ ,|„np.c ol sour gal Ftnely. w" ^athe, ap .-t.ougli
to^lherri. JU ,-^.nel^dK,....her., U n,t.er.sN,t.,rH--J -"'
.she many never even gc
liol. sweaty palm" stage.
61 Gore
62 Marine
65 Garden
66 Permit
67 Diligent devotion
"3 Honshu city
69 Nlnnyh;
DOWN
1 Woods clearing
2 Artist's stand
3 Arabic religion
7 Khaki shade
8 Wish undone
9 Partof U.A.E.
10 Neighbor of
34 King'
supporters
36 One of the
37 Ullimate
property
-11 "The Naked
44 Aclress Gardner Gainesville
45 Country singer 51 Parts o
Tillis 53 Payme
46 Time periods bumtos
54 Deuce toppers
55 Ore a '.
57 Marsh growth
59 Asian sea
60 Baltic capital
63 Young boy
64 Crafty
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Community Calendar
SOUTHERN AND AREA EVENTS
ART SHOWS & EXHIBITS
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A Collection of ptv.il^1r lim ,l: |L:.. ,1. ,,„,..! „. ,,,, rlllJ . iUnl h > L. 1 „n> M.mtdm ot Quality Phola^
February 7 - 28-WAYNE WU - Wayne Wu is u painter and draftsman whose lyrical painting style owOj
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February?— 100 YEARS OF GERSHWIN - TLvoliTheairc. 8 PM. ail (423) 267-8583.
Valentine's Messages
Cheek the "Valentine's Connection" and see If yon
received a special message from thai special
See Focus on page 6
Who's running for
next year's SA?
See page 3 for details
Picks
See Sports on page 7
^ije ^outljern Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventisl University
Thursday. Fchruury II I wis
lission
Hp to
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inceled
bney raised for
llbrook Indian
Ission will still
jsent
thought it was
leaf opportunity
hout a lot of
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lense."
—Randy Ennis
Southern shut down by snow
Unexpected snow storm
causes Southern to cancel
classes
» Chapb.il Etc.
« plan was 10 lake .
'Fiddler on the Roof
being performed this
weekend
Three performances over three days,
held in CA Auditorium
New Opportunity Fair being held
in Convention and Trade Center
Career fairs split in sections, Opportunity Fair
focuses on communication, journalism, and business
German Adventists voice regret at
Parliament's failure to ban public smoking
side..
Campus News, p. 3
Migraine headache study
Apr. -IV. -or ai till AiKcniM unm.T.1
[> has been conducting research 01
Focus, p. 3
Valentine's gifts
Calendar
Check out this week's
Community Calendar
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high of 53
Copy Ediior, Fcaiui
Jennifer Artigas
jartignsiS'sot
f'upy hdimr, .Sennu Heparin
Clndl Bowe
cchnwetr! 1 soulhem.edu
si swi lie ("Soulhem.edu
I'cf ill Features Editiir
Stephanie Gulke
.sjp it Ike ("souihcm.edu
Religion Focus Editor
Ryan Hill
rdhillWsouthcm.edu
Sports Editor
Jeun-Roncrf DesAmnurs
jrdesw nu W soulhem.edu
Humor Editor
Kick Seldcl
ruseidelWsouihern.edu
Photography Editor
Corey lurnagc
clurnugcWsouthem.edu
Advertising Manager
Jeff Lemon
jwlemi in l. n ' southern l'lIii
Advisor
Vlnlta Saudcr
sauderWsouihcm.edu
Columnist
Joel McFuddcn
I unit mid l<" suuthcm.edu
Columnist
Jamie A mull
j omul 1 19 SO U l he m , cd u
Columnist
ujraines W southern cdu
Columnist
Ken Wctmorc
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Columnist
Geof Grecnway
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TOMORROW: Partly cloudy
with a high in the lower 50s and
lows in the lower 30s.
SUNDAY: Mostly cloudy and
warmer with a high in the lower
6(K and j low in the mid 30s.
Anyone interested]
running for
Memories or AccJ
editor please cootl
Jennifer Pester|
2723.
President
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From: Westmont, '•" a " Hh " *°° ld l,le '" Bowinoe tuning association*
Major: Accounting "'-'V..., ',' ! '" '' M ' " "~"' l,ul ''"' ^ "P' 1 '" "
Email: lchanag;i ".".'n"i,', , m^'^M «2''l tl^ujc ^ r i . t "." l, ' hcln '
Executive Vice President
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Hans Olson
From: Chattanooga
Major: Broadcasting
Sophomore
Email: hnolson
JMOKING
FIDDLER
Students enjo y day off from classes
Researcher at Adventist U. conducts migraine headache study
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Luke Miller
From: Scale, Ala.
Major: Graphic Arts
Email: Idmillcr
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Memories Editor
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Consider a career in
Marital and Family Therapy.
Where to watch Olympic games
In response to Joel McFadden
What do you think?
This 15 a new section thai the Accent will havt
regularly starting next week. This section give
subjecl and/or question. Responses can be jus
a sentence or as long us a lew paragraphs.
iicvenK? Miuthem.edu with -forum" in ihe sub
ject, mailed to ihe Soulhem Accent, P.O. Bo)
Hus week's question:
Should Southern's SA leaders receive
additional compensation, possibly in the
form of scholarships or tuition credits?
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d op by ibis xhis love craze is running rampid through my
™ stash of friends like a North Dakota prairie fire
'" a .,!S"r m •'"'J'- ^ ne f ames °f s«i'tt en kitten are
■ysinjMiood smo thering my singlehood circle.
Allenlion!
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Reporters • Literary Editor • Musie Editor
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Sin has scarred
the beauty of
love, but it can't
claim victory
over it.
A day for
anxiety
g
II the heart is broken,
then a wall frequently
goes up about it to
guard against any
future pain.
We encourage
everyone to
continue
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Focus
Thursday. February 12, 19
!IJe g>outj)pni accent
Valentine's day began in ancient Rome!
Hi sti-phanic Swflley
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Humor
u'FB Top ten worst Valentine's Day gifts
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7. A membership 10 Pit Zont.
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Sports
CElje §>otitlirrn Hcctnt
D
j.S. Olympic
hopeful killed
Hornets' Anthony
Mason charged with
Lpe
Iters cut veterans
Woodson, Greene
"I'm not sure what our problem is, but we need to play with mi
intensity, and we need to play like a team."
— Mike Robbins, AA league captain
'AA' basketball season full of surprises
By J.R. DesAmtmrs *
IFL passing big
ucks to QBs
alias' search
Eludes talks with
Biley
[ports quotes
f If matches arc not won on the
crowd's thirst for blood."
<i when you lose, you die
[GEORGE ALLEN, quoled rn J:
The ACCENT Line
MON. FEB. 16
AA-League Stats
itandings W L_ TPF TPA
Leadin g Three Point Scorers
QMS Ets Axs
A-League Stats
Standings W L 1EE TPA
QMS Eb Avers
B-League Stats Lsadint
Standings S 1 TPF JFA ££mZ
GMS Els Avp.
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Women's League Stats
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SOUTHERN AND AREA EVENTS
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PcbnUT] 14 Bvcruonj Church 6PM.
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Presidential
P s your duty and privilege to vote. So go for'it and Candidate W'SheS
make a difference at your school. for Competition
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See Sports on page 7
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[Nation World Briefs
I. says Annan's
ission may not deter
fiitary action
lly full access can avert
litary force, Clinton
feral judge dismisses
1 of Texas
llemen suit
Lone presidential candidate wishes for competition
Luis Chanaga still needs majority on yes/no ballot, he's likely to receive it
New admissions policy to incorporate home schooled students
By Nyaiifi'arii Omwega
Unusual circumstances lead to special SA election
"Ever have a bad hair day...?
How can you avoid this same fate?
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STEPHANIE GULKE, Personal Failures Edilor
RYAN D. HILL. Religion Focu. Edilor
J.R DESAMOURS, Sports Edilor
KSE1DEL, Humor Edilor
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Focus
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God
doesn't exist,
and Jesus is
a myth.'
SEA goes underground
Adventure in a spicy chicken's throat
While I see a loving
Creator, a selfless
Savior, they see
evolved creatures
whose self-sufficiency
alone saves them.
Cave tubing wet & wild, but not quite 'sensationellej
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Sports
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Lee Paup signs
|h Jaguars
■Coy leaves UCLA
pps
pick up Seikaly
Students dedicated
to the Olympic spirit
B-Ball MVPs
We need your help in choosing MVPs for
intramural basketball season this year. We want
your vote on MVP for AA-league, A-Ieague, B-
league, and the Women's league.
MVPs will be chosen based on overall per-
formance throughout the entire season and cash
prizes will be given to each MVP.
Please send us email with your vote to
accent@southern.edu and include MVP in the
subject. All votes should be submitted by next
Thursday and decisions will be made after
spring break. The final decision will be based on
your votes, sports staff votes, and possibly P.E.
department officials votes.
itaker cleared to
mention!
Wccenl is looking for
tsted individuals to
the paper this
ster. Positions avail-
porters • Literary
tor • Music Editor
istant Ad Managers
Irculation Manager
f you are interested
ontact Duane
lg at 238-2721, 238-
38 or by email at
fcnt@southem.edu.
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project works, then new expensive rc^H
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CHATTANOOGA AND AREA EVENTS
Today - Fcbroan 28— RESCUED
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MUSIC AND THEATRE
Today - Ertmao 21— THE HOUSE AT P<
"wain: Ccnln Call (423| 267-85M.
Friends
ccenl focuses on friends and
s. What makes diem so
See Focus on page 6
Dr. David Smith
candidate for Union
College president
See page 3 for details
Stats
See Sports on page 7
3tfje i£>outI)em Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Seniors win
Rees series
The Senior men and women both
take this year's Rees series title.
Competition was held last Thursday and
this past Saturday night.
Coverage
Thursday. February 26, 1998
frez wins contested race, Chanaga new president
J percent increase in voter turnout, special election petitions due noon today
SA Special Kleition
Dates li> remember
Today — Petitions due ji n.»'n
March 12— Speeches in l.jIl*.
Tuition to
increase by
5 percent
Peel signs off
asWSMCGM
WSMC board sees
change in leadership best
■Jstiny goes international with tour of England
Side.
Campus News, p. 3
Top selling cereal to aid
North Korea
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loday at noon Speeches
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■Cation/World Briefs I
plnton says U.S. will
jpsely watch Iraq
Washington. Feb. 2-1 — Preside
nine people remain unac
(lino's effects on West
r Examining
Tiaging Information
Southern teaches class via internet
DrTDavid Smith candidate for Union C. president
Lenders, students at
odds over pending rate
change
Popular breakfast cereal to help
ease hunger in North Korea
Essay Contest
On the fundamental beliefs of
the SDA Church
1. You may find it helpful m refresh your mind on ihe 27 funda-
mental bulit Is In consulting tin.- .-Wivum/ Ctiuu-h Manuel.*
2. Your article should focus on jusi mio doctrine. Tell us whal it's
about, what it means to von porson.il ly. ,md lion u\ made .t difference
your own life or in the life of someone you know.
3. The maximum length is 1.700 words, or about seven and a half
pages. Articles should In: i\ pew mien ,md douhle-spaced.
I for prizes — a first
I. We will si
$700, and $500 &
accepted will mom .in honors mm accm-ding to >>ui regular rates.
5. To qualify, > our article (on p.ipor ,md on .1 (hree-inch disk, if
e) should reach us no later than July 31. I99S. Please include your
complete address and telephone mnnhei lit .my), your age; a pholo of
yourself; a one sentence bin, giving your occupation 1 student, homemakei
eleclrician, whatever!. ,nni your Social Security number (if you live in the
U.S.). Because of 111110 consider. 1110ns , uu | luoishcv nothing sent to us
hncliidinc photos) cm be relumed.
Send your article to, Anchorn ts. Adv. hum Kcview, 12501 Old
Columbia Pike. Silver Spring. Maryland ;<IW-I noillj. U.S.A.
"If you do not own .1 copy, why not borrow your pastor's, perhaps,
plicate the particular pages for easy reference You can also find the
fundamental beliefs m the front 01 iho Srvrnili-<l,iy AJwniixt Yearbook,
your baptismal certificate.
Adventist Review,
12501 Old Columbia Pike
Silver Spring, Maryland
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The Opinion Pages
A fearful solution
We are grateful wc avoided war wilh Iraq. Neiihcr Bill
Clinlon. Saddam Hussein, nor the American people rt
ly wanl war. We don'l want I., ft.,, the lives „f Amen.
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HANS OLSON. Assignment Edilor
BRAD JOYCE. Editorial Cartoonist
JENNIFER ART1GAS. Copy Edilor
CIND1 BOWE. Copy Edilor
COREY TURNAGE, Pholo Edilor
STEPHANIE SWILLEY. Dining Focus Editor
STEPHANIE GULKE. Personal Features Edilor
RYAN D.HILL. Relic ,,„ , ,„,. FJ
JR. DESAMOURS.Spons Editor
RICKSE1DEL, Homor Edilor
JEFF LEMON, Advertising Manager
VIN1TA SAUDER. Advisor
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P^opie have legs? I mean, why ride to the gym parking lot, to run around the track?
L! f! T1 ? rican llfest V le is amazing...cars 5 cars, and more cars
Don't be quick to assume
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Boettcher'"'
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inn iir mind, "Why do people
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uT"' involved after sitting
■*S.'im together at vespers?"
"Hey Jim. » people aiiui
Focus
Yes it's a
shame
Friends and roommates: What a difference
A trusting friend
By Brad Phillips
A special roommate with a hidden talent
li> fcdrlaone Roberta meam MY side - sorry. Jules. 1 lei outl
A roommate who is
truly extraordinary
Don't just seek her out for that, though. Seek her
I out for an irreverent soundbite on life, the universe
and everything. Swap stories about wacky relatives,
get the scoop on an English class before you take it,
argue about the merits of Arthur Conan Doyle and
Agatha Christie, or praise the beauty of KitKats as
snack food.
What are you doing |
for spring break?
Doing anything unique"!
traveling anywhere special?!
We would like to herefroin|
you about your spring
break.
Write us and tell us what you did for spring break.
you have any photos we would like to see where
you did for the break. Submissions are due Monday, Man
16 at 3 p.m. Submissions can be emailec
by the Accent office.
Prayer Crusade
begins March 13
8 p.m. |
If you want to know how to talk with tlie J
Mighty God, come and see.. .come and hex*
Special music each night with both group ■
solo performances. Critics say there can *
revival in Collegedale. God says
I am. and I can!!
Break the burdens that bind you and expe ne "|
the freshness of God.
Sports
A-League Stats B-League Stats Women's League Stats
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Eastern All-Stars
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IMrtmeiH huMi icl«wu|K lirwmg d1 full moon Hickman parking lo
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me maiolica nieces from Die Houston's pcrrnariOl! j l rfl
m-,->I. n Mi/i.hcihHarriwn.organi.t.perfoftns. Collcgedale SDA Church. 8 PM. Hi^ r,', 2 '^'"''' 1 H!S1,mv '^IK WINNERS - An e*hibil of winning cnim-- in ih-=»" ujl '■ Jl
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Floor Hockey
Floor Hockey season has started and runs *
another week. Check out the standings to see
you or your favorite team is in firstplace
See Sports on page 7
Social Work
program accredited
See page 3 for details
Platforms
See page 5
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The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
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A lesson to be learned
SAU holds first drug and
alcohol awareness week
.ludeni boily- Linda Y
Jure than 3000 baptized in Cuba
Rdreds baptized at a time in front of thousands
Thursday. Mttreh 19, I99S
Southern
names first
women VP
By Jennifer Arlifyis
Final SA positions to be
decided today
Special election for execulive vice
president, Memories, and Accent
p. 3 Sports, p. 7
ideo contest for college j Sprewell incident
tfhal studenls and proles-
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Final election decisions
I What's on your mind? I
Ship of fools
Can movies and entertainment bring us closer to God?
Baptizing 3000
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HANS OLSON. Assignment Edilor
3 JOYCE. Editorial Cartoonist
JENNIFER ARTIGAS. Copy Edilor
CIND1 BOWE, CopJ Ediloi
I ORI j rURNAOB, Photo Editor
STEPHANIE SW1LLEY. Dining Focus Edilor
STEPHANIE GULKE. Personal Features Edilor
RYAN D. HILL. Religion Focus Edilor
J.R. DESAMOLJRS'. Sports Edilor
RICK SEIDEL. Humor Editor
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Platforms for SA candidates
Candidates for Executive Vice President
Focus
Adventisl Church World Wide
First foreign Adventist leader to preach in Beijing
church 'in decades'
Church celebrates success of the '1,000 Missionary
Movement'
Campus ministry throws surprise
baby shower for homeless mother
Built any barns lately?
bly will nol accomplisl
...l i,.. K- .,!>!.■ 10 liv,' tomfiiftihly through ^ day „,
in North Korea and the Adventist church
An amazing discovery
Scripture sheds light on troubling issue
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By Tom Starr
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Just when you thought the NBA couldn't get any worse.
By George Diaz
A-League
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^Omen's league
Students have mixed feelings on Spreweli case
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CHATTANOOGA AND AREA EVENTS
MUSIC AND THEATRE
Todui - Moixh II -MIL IM|>iiRT,\\n (if BEING EARNEST -
Floor Hockey
Owkomttelnm scores and stones ta* ,
year's lloor hockey season
See Sports on page 7
School of
Computing offers
new masters
See page 3 for details
Faculty Death
See page 5
3tf)e i§>uutf)ern Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Thursday, March 26, 1998
id-term
reak
fays,
lay
}nger
Southern looking for new ways to compensate faculty
uniik-e vus a "One. we umild haw a lulUr mure satisfied faculty and
' possibly be Iwo, I would hope that we inuld in the next few years gen-
)«rs salaries erale inmnu' miL-idi- nf tuition lu fund any increases."
Please give my ears a break
Peeke, Lundquist,
Artigas win special
election
Campus diversity and race
relations a growing concern
African-Americans are 5% of student body and some feel
discriminated against on campus
Campus News. p. 3
Southern offers r
masters program
School olComputmgw.il offer a ,
Masters ol Software Engineering , ^ ffia/fe gQing |(1JS yMr
next scnool year
cHr TV Star hosts talent show, $250 to first place
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Southern now offers masters degree in software engineering
tale Tyrrell and James Hanson set to retire
iventist church set to lead in Christian satellite broadcasting
found on page 5
Pages
Tragedy in Arkansas
they did. how wert they able i
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where were their parents? Did they just
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endlessly around, making their way to
school dressed for war On this point th
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iiuaniw GANG, Editor in chief
HANS OLSON, Assignment Editor
11RAO JOYCE, Editorial Cartoonist
JENNIFER ARTICAS. Copy Editor
CINI1I HOWE, Copy Editor
COREY TURNAGE, Photo Editor
STEPHANIE SWULEY, Dining Focus Editor
STEPHANIE GULKE, Personal Features Editor
RYAN D. HILL. Religion Focus Editor
J.R. DESAMOURS, Sports Editot
RICK SEIDEL. Humor Editor
JEFTI EMON. .Vlvenisino Manager
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issue tickets to the individual drivers."
If you drive to church
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jrsing majors take part in mission trip to Dominican Republic
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Classical music really does make yo u smarter
Southern's very own WSMC is Chattanooga's only classical music
station, tune in and you may become smarter
Fl> Stephanie Swilley ,-n.s M 0/Jr i Effeci. Don Campbell.
Upcoming WSMC programs
Hire me: Advice from the guy behind the desk
An international internship just may be for you
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Accent: Layout Editor; Copy Editors; Photo Editor;
Feature Editor, A & E Editor; Religion Editor; Sports
Editor; Columnists; Reporters; and Photographers.
If interested, please contact Jennifer Artigas at
jartigas@southern.edu.
Essay Contest
On the fundamental beliefs
of the SDA Church
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CI)E Southern JStcent
itant replay main topic
NFL meetings
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\ owners may reopen
Hul-Jabbar arrested for
irijuana possession
A-League
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B-League
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SOUTHERN AND AREA EVENTS
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CHATTANOOGA AND AREA EVENTS
March I8-WALK THE GRE6NWAY ■ lixplurc uv G TC
Chaiunoosa Nuure Center, Gretimi) hnti [«3)W1
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MUSIC AND THEATRE
ffi "c"?'? 3| - TOB E ANNOUNCED - Enjoy
liovcc in i»t «F"' ldC ' U ° a0 *l
ERICA" »"«*jd
■■■
ART SHOWS* EXHIBITS
March 31— THE OUTSIDERS" - Comraunily Thcali
, Cai|423)7"-SO«
Ibday.MoKh^YES FROM THE ASHES: ARC
IVAL PHOTOGRAPHS FROM WSCHWlTi
BIRKE
<■„,,« »**H
NCAA Final
g game between Kentucky and Utah?
See Sports on page 5
WSMC hires new
general manager
See page 3 for details
New Faculty
See page 3
outjjern Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Adventist University
Thursday, April 2, 1998
jring is in the air
Hispanics more mixed on
diversity issue
Mixed on whether they are discriminated against
but agree more minorities should be recruited
jstiny Drama Co. performed annual
>me show Friday night
officers attend annual AIA
Invention at Atlantic Union College
Iming and outgoing officers learn and share with other Adventist
Bges in 48th annual Adventist Intercollegiate Association convention
"We are appalled, shnikcd. and saddened al Ihesc reports,
and our sympathy Kites out to all the families involved."
Adventists 'shocked' at media
reports regarding deaths in
Glendale Hospital
llj S.1,.,0.:.,, n..ii.i|.i.t
Calendar
Check out this week's
Community Calendar
Weather, p.2
■Sunnv with a
hi«h of 73
[The Weekend's Weather I
Office
Monday and Wednesday I0;30
Tuesday and Thursday: 2 !0 p i
Friday: 10:30 a.m. lo ] p.m.
Diuuie W. Gang
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Editorial Canoonisi
Brad Joyce
bkjoyce@southem.edu
Copy Editor. Fcaluic Editor
Jennifer Artigas
jartigasOsoulhem.edu
Copy Edilor, Senior kcpnrur
Cindi Bowe
ccbowc@soulhem.edu
Personal Features EdiK
Stephanie Gulke
KJgulkc@southcm.edu
Ji'iiii-Hdliurl IMAimiurs
j rdcsiin i< i" 1 s( mi I icn i win
Humor Edilor
Rick Seidel
rase ide) ("soulhem.edu
Photography Editor
Corey Turnagc
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Qcannsu'Osoulheni.e
Columnist
Jot'l M. I .uliicn
jimd'uddm MHitliLTiii'du
Columnist
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Columnist
Aaron Raines
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Columnist
Ken Wctmorc
kwelniorc@souihcni.edu
Columnist
Geof Grtvnwuy
ggrcenwy ©southern edi
SATURDAY: Partly cloudy and
cooler with a high of 66 and a low
of 55.
DIVERSITY
P.O. Box 370. Colltsudale, iJ
Nation/World Briefs
^1
Tobacco industry polirJ
proposed
hjation/World Briefs
; lawyers want
isky info allowed in
LoMi.-h ,„„:, Ifl , J inl ,. .,., L .
" ; * 1 " llil " "-■ '",1 m.ky
;r Miss America
s she had sex with
fcident
WSMC hires new general manager
Dan Landrum was WSMC's GM from 1993-95 and is now returning
Journalism and communication department hires new professor
The Opinion Page
Listening to the students
reported that the fact
the lost day(s).
ite the wasted lit
.■pinions They heard students waffled to
keep the break and so (hey kept it.
Although, no hann was done. hold. - ■'
wilh an unpopular proposal. If this hap-
direclly to faculty vfs-a-vls speaking per-
sonally with teachers and employei
Quotes for the week
'No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask
iny man's permission when we require him to obey it. Obedience
o the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor."
—THEODORE ROOSEVELT, in a message to
Congress, January, 1904
"The law is not an end i
eminently a means to si
i itself, nor does it provide ends. It is pre-
ierve what we think is right"
—WILLIAM BRENNAN, in a Supreme Court
opinion. Roth v. United Stales, 1957
"When hope is token away from a people moral degeneration fol-
lows swiftly after."
—PEARLS. BUCK ..
New York Times, November 15, 1941
"To furnish the means of acquiring knowledge is...the greatest that
can be conferred upon mankind."
I'm an uncle
—JOHN QUINCY ADAMS,
April Is the crudest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead lund, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
s with spring rain
report on the founding of the
uilhsonian Institution, c. 1846
Genetics rights: The next civil rights movement!
<Ehc Southern Strait
; hangs on to title
fcers hit record tow
diaye Changes Story,
5 Utah Player Didn't
I Slur
CUC student witnesses on and off basketball court
The cat's meow: Kentucky beats Utah to become national champs
♦ Kentucky Wildcats stage greatest
comeback in NCAA tournament history
iRuinsl lilt Stanford Cardinals in S;,lnrda>\ ■
I'.., mi Ki-m,.i> f i .iMth.- !■■-.. i: i i final round of tin; NCAA Mtn\ llaskrlhall Cliam]iimishiH. The
Wildcats went on to bra I Clah in Monday's NCAA final.
Violence of athletes should be scorned
luii^i.'in [>"' -r-^-. "■ hitli judges people John Dal)
j^,- ,"«; ..uitim; in a guilty assault pta
"signing Conicro a more disgraceful
Focus
Life as a student missionary
Experiences teaching English andBibleJnJ^wanexpecte^
♦ Nate Joy assumed Taiwan would be like
Hawaii with beaches just a walk away
II, RachelleNi
Memories of Thailand are distinct snippets of time
M:
'Cm ',',"'.„ '.'■'"" Amither man is whipping him- i^ii,
'^iuT-'Z-', ' Mlt - s,ilt llI,(,IllL ' r has a hu K e iik",'.-
hnok mnj^ed through his ^J-/^
I'.m'u.L'",'!,',!",,,! l)iit-k...I Feel sick to my stimwh "11,,'
11 1 ,l,1, ( j l '7 InndJ Jiintu is worried abiiut my ^; ,T '
,'i! "mi i.iu reliction. To her, the parade is ic.--.tn
; '"" h ' lcl jusi purl (if being 11 Buddhist. ^uni*
"
A Russian teaches English in Japan
£ m
ly God is so big
Sabbaths as a Student Missionary are
■( unforgettable
statement of consensus on care for the dying
ie following positions are open for next year's Accent:
out Editor: Copy Editors; Photo Editor; Feature Editor. A
E Editor; Religion Editor; Sports Editor; Online Editor;
Columnists; Reporters; and Photographers.
If interested, please contact Jennifer Artigas at
iartisas@southern.edu.
K.R.'s
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Hours
Mon. - Thurs.
1 1 :45 am - 4 pm; 6 pm - 9 pm
Most Sundays
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Humor
Thursday. April:. 1998
griir Southern gtccnt
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of wastefulness
d= icMiiigg Pill: g« ;
Stickworld
Community Calendar
SOUTHERN ANI> AREA EVENTS
1btUjr.|omorrow^-8un
April A - 5— WU.DFLOWER FESTIVAL -
f SHOWS & EXHIBITS
April 7-JuUj GIum nm j j lllw
CHATTANOOGA AND AREA EVENTS
Soccer begins
See Sports on page 7
Students getting
published in Insight
See page 3 for details
Dangers of Hepatitis B
Worldwide, an estimated 300 million
people are chronic carriers of hepatitis.
See page 3
Qtfie i£>outf)em Accent
Students:
Ihorts
>licy
)ng over
lue
The Student Voice of Southern Advcmist University
Flying high!
Gym-Masters perform annual home show I
Thursday. April 9. 1998
David Smith
accepts
Union
College
Former English chair leaves
after 17 years at Southern
"F"
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Adventist church
intervenes in UN
Human Rights
Commission
side.
Campus News, p. 3 Focus p. 6 Calendar
American Engineering Is rock climbing for you? Check out this week's
Engineering needed Check oul Ihe Focus section and Community Calendar
Mostly cloudy with a
high of 66
Photo Editor
Feature Edit' 11
A & E Editor
Sports Ed'
Columni-
Reporters
Photograph'- -1 "
fed Money?
Set Cash for Cleaning
r Own Home
^ can call I.BOO-549-7500. /
.-, AtuchM'UW
Southern students to be published in Insight magazine
Adventist University aids
education worldwide
Few are aware of
Hepatitis B dangers
School of Music hosts five
student recitals this spring
First Adventist woman Berlin hospital offers
elected to Indian multi-lingual service
parliament Benin. ^ i " , i , il " i l - §|1 , |j , . , r ' llll 7 , :.
*^ graduate of Spied N"™^ 1 ^ 01 ^
* waa employed a* a lecturer In Scvmui-day Adrenlifl
Building renovated for
American Engineering
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Where have all the cowboys gone?
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the water oflife."
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Focus
Rock climbing: Is it for you
State Recreation!
By lirenton Reading
There's no H20 at Buzzard's Point
CHATTANOOGA AND AREA OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES
Chattanooga Outdoor Adventures - (423) 5 10-8285
Friends of the Warner Park Zoo - (42.1) 697-9720
Chattanooga Nature Center - (423) 821-1 160
Hang Gliding - (800) 688-5637 & (706) 398-3541
Racoon Mountain Caverns - (423) 821-9403
Rock City Gardens - (706) 820-253 1
Ruby Falls -(423) 821-1544
Cherokee Rafting - ,800) 45 1-7238 & (423) 33S-5 1 24
Nanlahala Outdoor Center - (423) 338-5901 & (800)
232-7238
Oeoce Inn Rafting - (423) 338-2064
Ocoee Ouldoors - (800) 533-7767
Ouldoor Adventure Raiting - (800) 627-7636
Sunbursl Adventures - (800) 247-8388
Soufteastem Expeditions - (800) 868-7238 & (423)
338-8073
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Irsday. April 9, 1998
Sports
Iward, Webber
lestigated
linski turning pro
Ickett in car
cident
fc™^r
B, M,,u .,„ ,a,ly form of glaucoma
1 Standings
■ W L T Pts
The world's most popular sport
Here's what's wrong today
Essay Contest
On the fundamental beliefs
of the SDA Church
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length is 1,700 words, nr about suven and ,i I ■ :> 1 1 p.iiiev Aniek-. should 1m: typewritten and
[ho three bcsl articles overall for prizes— a first prize of $700, and $500 each for (he two run
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Adventist Review,
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er Spring. Maryland 20904
Humor
Thursday. April 9. 1998
Things that go bump in the night
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ART SHOWS & EXHIBITS
Today - April .10— INSIDE THE
MUSIC AND THEATRE
Tomnmitt-GOSPEL CONCERT -
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SonRise
Check a photo essay on last weekend's SonRise Page:
Ji 7000 people [umed uu[ to view [he reenacln
See Sports on page 7
Moi
Vets speak to World
Wars class
See page 3 for details
New Religion Professor
Michael Hasel will be a new faculty and he
comes to Southern from Michigan.
See page 3
Qfyz g>outI)ern Accent
Thursday, April 16.
ormer
rofessor
seriously
ijured in
fell
Tragedy at Collegedale Airport
Collegedale crash kills husband of
Southern staff member
Proposal
No more
exam
passes
Ad council accepted
proposal, still being
debated
%
Strawberry Festival set for
Sunday night at 9 p.m.
Asians differ
on diversity
issues
Some aren't sure if Asian
discrimination exists or not
iside.
Campus News. p. 3
New band to perform Contemporary Christian I Check c
new Christian band will music and the church ' Community Calendar
Weather, p. 2
Partly cloudy with a
high of 76
Columnlsi
Jamie Arnull
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HASEL
FESTIVAL
Columnist
Ken Wetmore
kw e tin o re <* souihe m . a
Columnist
Geor Grecmvuy
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RAINES
DU PREEZ
CRASH
Sw , i WarTwo vetera ns give first-hand history lessons to class
SiSf U Christian band to open for Blanket concert Sat. night
In need of a guilarphjtr. iU'in'ncd th^ '7md"'' h' " ' WerL ' '' P ilrcnl anci m >' kid was listening
•cl now travel to^iUin'T \" ' "" '" LJ "'' 1 "" '''"'' "' lhC k ' nd °f music we P'aV. I'd l>C nvcr-
kend 10 practice, j y te c £" « joyed. We're an alternative [form of music]
JleMdu^bl^litt^'^^idn^ a " "We'r™ " ilid ' tha ' ^ P os ' l ' ve ty" cs tnat la| k about us and
alternative our relationships with each other and our
\"v'm 'rim ycl "'■'jT'jinuiK u.mld mu'-'i'' ,|, ,r h,'' reiill ' (,|1 *"ipS with God."
nnual missions retreat held at Cohutta Springs Camp
w religion professor hired
K.R.'s
Place
Hours
Mon. - Thurs.
1 1 :45 am - 4 pm; 6 pm - 9 pm
Most Sundays
6 PM - 9 PM
The Opinion Page
Israel past, present
and future
War I iheBriiMi foreign se
creiary James Belfour
uf Declaration pledged
iliei would be recognized a
European Jews began 10 an
vc in Palestine to
Quotes for the week
"I believe in the idea of creating an autonomous
Jewish colony.. .under the flag of toleration and
Freedom."
-WINSTON CHURCHILL. Churchill voiced these
Zionist sympathies in 1906.
"The more know ledge we possess of the opposite
point of view, the less puzzling it is to know what
-WINSTON CHURCHILL, on knowledge.
Would the disciples play Jesus?
Really, where have the cowboys gone
Wi)i Southern Accent
DUANE W. GANG. Editor in chief
HANS N.OLSON, AulgDmnu Editor
BRAD JOYCE, Editorial Cartoonist
JENNIFER ARTIGAS, Copy Editor
CIND1 BOWE, Copy Editor
COREY TURNAGE. Photo Editor
STEPHANIE SWILLEY, Dining Focus Editor
STEPHANIE GULKE. Personal Features Editor
RYAN D, HILL, Religion Focus Edilor
JR. DESAMOURS, Sports Edilor
RICK SEIDEL, Humor Edilor
Choosing Conference Center Rooms
JrAU^ E a tne 1 Co"nrc^ncc Center
moment ihan Ih ll,v,\,-,.
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Cultural diversity challenges us
xk they asked many rjuev
d often stayed up loMudy
Jennifer ^^ „*;.;;„
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=iibic SAU mav not relied litis multicultural r>"
■slemiai to mosaic as much as a school like La Jj, " ? l
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ue. College, but that doesn't mean we iota
mmemay should,,'! ti -l ( [) r:i l«" each Olher's Cultures. 1'"[ C
Focus
Thursday. April 16. 1998
Oe g»ouH)frn accent
To be or not to be: Contemporary Christian music and the church
Time
Form
Reflection
The third annual SonRise
Pageant was this last weekend
and more than 7000 people
attended the walk-through
reenaetment of Christ's death
and resurrection.
)l Sports • National Sport?
Sports
CElic Southern accent
I Sports Briefs j
Iriffey hits 300th
■asters ratings
Irong, but not the
lest
bcchet suspended,
■ ' I'! »•
■orris released
om jail
|yson return
pssible in
pvember
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Intramural soccer brings wide range of representation
For NFL, it's time to change late starts
W L T PK GF GA
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Ip us celebrate
our graduating
seniors
Come by the
\ l*Collegedale Credit Union
and enjoy a piece of cake
on April 28. 29 & 30
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Team W L T Pis GF GA
Humor
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COWBOYS
Community Calendar
SOUTHBRN AND AREA EVENTS
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AREA EVENTS
Toduy ■ April .10— AM
Mrsl< AM.IHIUKI
Soft rock...
really soft...
and it's not really rock...
OK, OK...
it's classical.
Study with us. we'll make you smarter*
labo ut the I
Cherie Smith has
difficulty leaving
'97-'98lffiP4
The Year in R eview %_ | a ™
Special Section ' fe " Is
See the images and headlines Lhai pb".
Senate spends
$4000
in Hie sludenl center..
See page A-3
Crje ^>outI)em Accent
The Student Voice of Southern Ailventist Un
Negron
receives
fellowship
to Oxford
malge Hall dean to
Ifurther graduate
Strawberry Festival hosts hundreds
Several programs in place to aid
racial tensions on campus
Thursday, April 23. I99S
Tensions
rise in
Conference
Center
Students angry over inability
to choose rooms for next year
By Rnhfn Reirt
[Special
thanks
I Inside..
Dr. Bruce Norman not returning
By Jennifer Artigus sew n Idler from Di Jncl Bl; (dim Died fhepe v/as\o\
Campus News, A-3
Budget Passed
The tentative SA budget for m
school year was easily passer,
by Senate. Joker and Festival
are seeing major ii
Focus p. l-fi
Film Reviews
among Adventist v
Accent for the '97-'98 school
year We hope you have enjoyed
reading the Accent.
Mostly cloudy with i
high of 63.
fcfll? Sm ' th finds ll dlfficult to leave her job and home
Joker and Festival
Hidgets increased
significantly for '98-'99
ciion. "We've done the research
icr is into everyone's current bud-
ps gets and these are realistic
ji> i iiL :!)Z budgets we expect everyone
i In, i m! t0 f°H° w for the upcoming
a "justly year."
SA Senate spends $4000 project fund
Three main items were purchased with fund, including pool table for
the student center
ialutin:
the
Future
Collegedale
Credit Union
Your Financial Partner for a Bright Tomorrow
K.R.'s
Place
Hours
Mon. - Thurs.
1 1 :45 AM - 4 PM; 6 pm - 9 pm
Most Sundays
6 pm - 9 pm
The Opinion Page
Editorials j
Final report card
IS
JcnlV rights for equal park
sycar? Though SA has
ings right Hopefully Ihc
Heather FlynU SA Sccre
laJ k : l|'Th , f l iob Ch She
rprafeMiorwl leam-play
rand a critical factor in
Donnie Lighthall they
ut from ihe loop on many
things despite being the
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Let them choose rooms
rphc dectiion row ... all..* r™imio iVi.iti a-.- hasn't helped it
Faith challenged by school programs
■■mmiF.k-^r.rrighlc...
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who profess to be 1c
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Poor choice of music at Strawberry Festival
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P.O.Box JTO.a.llegclalc.Tciin. 37315 (423i 238-2721
DUANE W. GANG, Editor in chief
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fui.irc McFadden the ^^"'i m
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of my own choice. It's a neat
place here. Pretty. Safe.
And for the most part an ism
illusion. It's here that one ^
can hide away their college •"""
days avoiding many of the ^ -'
real issues lying in wait out- JTTj
side these gates. jyni
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lines
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Devotion
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Focus
Chattanooga coffeehouses offer something for everyone
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2 p.m. lomidnwhi.i.Li
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Do you need some reading to help you enjoy those lazy summer daysl
Here are the Accent's top picks for summer reading
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In theaters now: The scoop on two current movies
°X™f 3nd Th8 ° bieCt °' My AffeCti ° n Cr8ate P ° tential conoerns for Adventist view 6
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3-hr &outlieni 9ccciit
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ppers, Nuggets
[coaches
>lfer Dickinson
nson, who helped SU
Istas, Enberg win
lorts Emmys
pert bound for
arlotte
Reflecting on the year in sports
A few awards for the nation's sports stars
PIE S.A. PRESIDENT WISHES TO THANK
IE S.A. OFFICERS AND ACKNOWLEDGE
THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Summer Work
International firm has full and parttime summer openings.
Starting rale $11.15. Scholarships and internships possible.
Great resume experience. Apply now. start after exams.
Call for info: 899-0763
God Gave Me A Sij
On August 12
Humor
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k goodbye going <° ** ^ppy? . ,s
» a Top Ten list of 4. Ambiguously Yours:
3. Anonymously Yours:
2. Sporadically Yours:
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Crossword Puzzle
Community Calendar
801 mii.un AND AREA EVENTS
Tudiij .Uwmtily. Cluht/dcp4nrn«ilv 11AM.
April 26 KlwulipumkcbmUiit Student pufc.
ART SHOWS & Exhibits
TihIbj ■ April 30— 1NSIDBTHE
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I II vi rANOOQA AND AREA EVENTS
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Spotlight
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"Dr. Bietz's ser-
mon on the fiery
furnace."
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"I loved video
production clasfi 1
have learned a lot
in class."
— ALIM SKVTOFF
junior hh'.idcisijounutagG
far
"Every moment
since moved into
the 'love palace'
has been crazy,
fabbie fun."
—STEPHANIE
GL'LKK
-
"Dorm Worships'"
— ANGIE PEACH
junior Engitbf
hlsttxj major
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1 April 19 — Sta*heny Fcwirtl held.
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Friends
Key world/national
events that helped
shaped the school year
The Year in Controversy
Here is a look back at some of the headlines,
stories, and cartoons that have caused controversy
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