Volume 55 Number 1
Southern Accent
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l/elcome Back Music Questioned
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US News 8. World Report Study Drops Southern to Tier 3
Sorensen Dies at 82
Andrews University Tier 3
Atlantic Union College Tier 3
Columbia Union College Tier 4
La Sierra University Tier 3
Loma Linda University not listed
Oakwood College Tier 2
Pacific Union College #6 in R
Southwestern Adventist University Tier 3
Union College Tier 2
Walla Walla College #19 in
Sports
Intramural Information
Modified Fast Pile
nights through Scpten
A-lcague is by individual ar
captain and iwo players can I
What Happened to the Love of
the Game ?
, crossed home plate,
lockouts.
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who put
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many people, myself We realized hoi'
included, seemed poised the Mark McGwires a
to lose interest in a game Cal Ripken Juniors an
thai is at the foundation the modem baseball
of professional sports. world where fame and
Enter Mark McGwire greed take center stao
,ui J Sjinrnv Sosa. Jjitl
us he thought he
deserved.
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played for the lo\
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baseball season, become free a_
Lhey infused the entire th.it they can shop around
naliim wiih .in interest lor fur the highest paying
the game. They each sin- team. They selfishly want
Ule h.tiuledly l;epi mil- |... p m themselves in a
lions of Americans glued poMin.ii where llic> can
episode otSponsCenle
Kirin I'uekct or a Lenny
Dykslri
front of the home run brought the love of tf
e the strike game to the diamond,
y night lhey
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Leagues.
H994. had there been
n the Major played.
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Diversions
Chattanooga's
Coffeehouse Scene
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The "sin" of jewelry, an
engaging issue, and
matters more eternal
frendy Alternatives to the Library
local bookstores offer munchies, comfy seats
and reading options more fun than your textbooks.
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what pari of being a Christian is all
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Leave the judging Thanks for the
to God correction
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llhumbs Up & Thumbs Down
liu jMiiitthnn Gcnch Thumbs up: UcH.ml
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; people who worked
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firmly believe in a God thai has fun. functions might be worth c
gone right on smiling my way inio
that say things like. "May the right-
may thev be happy and joyful" (Psal'm
68;3. NIV). Or, maybe, it was thai lil
lie Sabbath School song. "Regain
r/ie L;rJ." which led me astray. At air
rate. I was way off.
Lucky for me, I attend good old
Coast schools I would probably never
.er, thing i-
Seeing God mov|
at Southern
finally lei nic see God move becaufl
fresh out of the world. '
what we already knew,
done thai night could s 1
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prayed They a-i;eJ lot God
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Besides, the resl of ihe world
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Policy Changes:
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The Southern Accent * Thursday, September 2, 1
Commentary
Wore Than You
Deserve
I asking for a Christmas the Prayer Garden actually
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Experment
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Brown vs. Skinner
Staddon vs. Carter
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Monday - Sept. 13
Kerby vs. Hickam
Raitz vs. Lee
7:45
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RA's vs. Skinner
Ingersol vs. Lemdry
5:30
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Slagle vs. Lee
Barrett vs. Raitz
8:00
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Banuchi vs. Andrades
Aguirre vs. Brown
9:00
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RA's vs. Radnoti
Hickham vs. Stephen
5:30
Benge vs. Carter
Casebolt vs. Choban
Banuchi vs. Carmen
8:00
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Kefby vs. Andrades
Aguirre vs. Skinner
Staddon vs. Brown
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Slagle vs. Laing
Miller vs. Hadley
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Reeves vs. Laing
Kerby vs. Slagle
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Furness vs. Skinner
5:45
NFL
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Thursday- Sept. 16
Maxson vs. Staddo
Lemdry vs. Raitz
Slagle vs. Barrett
5:45
Ingersol vs. Lee
Kerby vs. Stephens
Hickam vs. Berghem
6:45
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Aguirre vs. Radnoti
Kerby vs. Berghem
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Tuesday - Sept. 21
RA's vs. Carmen
Andrades vs. Radnoti
5:45
Casebolt vs. Hickam
Aguirre vs. Choban
Stephens vs. Skinner
6:45
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Benge vs. Kerby
Staddon vs. Banuchi
Berghem vs. Brown
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Sunday -Sept. 19
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Humor
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IT you've ever
gotten?
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Ah Yes, Back in the
Dorm Again
a
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TOP TEN
things that SAU really stands for
10. Sixteen Assemblies Unavoidable
9. Sandwiches Are Ubiquitous {look it up)
8. Sniveling Arrogant Underclassmen
7. Senate Argues Uselessly
6. Stephanie's Accent — Unbelievable!
5. Strict And Ultraconservative
4. Single Available Undergrads
3. Sexy Available Upperclasswomen
2, Send An Umbrella
1. Sabbath Anticipated Unanimously
What's the
dumbest
thing you've S
ever bought?
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\ $50 bucket of seashells."
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hopes of claiming an inval il
piece of plastic at the prize!
Math Challenge
The Southern Accent
Volume 55 Number 4
Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
_ook at this
Rappeller Recovering
Southern freshman suffers skull frac-
' nir "/"' Unvoted
immunity Service Day
next Wednesday
Student helps child with leukemia
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Softball
Get double
P/ -~ assembly
jT'M credit at
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Don't get
sick; get a
flu shot
Hamilton Co. Fair
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Hang in
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Three
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Members ol the Cracker Company. Southern's
civil war class, have their weapons inspected
before the battle Sunday.
Undec
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• ill. Mr Wjmpln"u.d 1 .„ hivios .rouble *«!-" ««»"»
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Diversions
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Spousal abuse:
where to go for help?
Editorial
The Southern Accent
Southern 's Student Voice Since 1926
Edi tori als
Could it happen here?
pull,, I ',.,i! ., ,-un jnJ K-.lmii '.h.-.nns: tragedy?
Pcorlt.'K-tMrit.illinijLilliin.upuJ. Hrifinls I . We need 10 always
Lillini' in tin: iliair yiirplinj; ,ind moan- with respect.
ing The gunman proceeded to empty 1 Keep balance in our lives. These
.;/.(,- <■< .1 'inn ■■ii ni!i> ill- |iL'..p|. -p:nt Hieir uhole lives becoming
.. I,ii,,. Ii J in-. Ii.i|.|vn<.-i! .uik .1 mder ..vei .1 1. It .'I' Tilings. Instead of
e people felt lonely and frustrated.
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. h\ Hi: Jmn Ii cuts vr.ir I'j'lui. hrinc |>..wer M we Id [he Lord lead
■ vol .miIh-.ui reason [eacheis Fired livi -. n-.|v.i Liu. uiuL-r-.un.lirn-
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Thumbs Up & Thumbs Down
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by Jonathan Geoch
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Thumbs up: Expanding the girls' park-
I visualized violtm.uH,,,!. .[ Lql „u
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Commentary
Slow down, become a yodeler
In Heaven's Cradle
I the last shrill warnings of feel like km wrapped up in a sirewbem -filled p.i.rne. ' Wnli ,,ll the el,,. ..■ . v.,„,
grattfully collapse into snow ,,fthe Au.in.ih Alp- thai cowbell. Tliat snowball just keeps * — -- I]
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peace a lullaby' quite like Hi-.' '
b i. ■.!■... -it, die rock-
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|, knew m, name. I'd advertised as beine Ibe mosl prayer and rhought. Bui theic California because 1 allcndcd
by "our trunk full of bah, '"' Jaiielle
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CIA: At Southern
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Sports
FL picks - Week 3
ets and Broncos stumbling early on
ruu«np -inr '■■■
Diego: Ryan Leaf mis on the Man: 18-11 Overall
SlmirnVr;^ AI lew Leaf
Vols sink in the 'Swamp'
"liie final ' "
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Sep 25. 4:00 pm
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Oct. 2, 3:00 pm
Georgia
could play «
Alabama
South Carolina
5?—
Kentucky
Nov. 20. TBA
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esson of a lifetime
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All night softball this weekend
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It your
roommate?
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"She talks in her sleep."
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the Southern Accent • Thursday, September
Humor
Nice box you're laying in
1
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TOP TEN
signs that your "crush" has gone too far
by Nathan Wood & Danny DuBosque
10. The restraining order.
9. She had your phone blocked.
8. You put dating in the Joker hoping she
would come around and see it your way.
7. You have deep, meaningful conversations
with heron-line Joker picture,
6. Her name is every other word out of your
mouth.
5. You know her height.
4. You know her weight.
3. You know her driver's license number.
2. You know her social security number.
1. She doesn't know your name!
What do you
like about
your S
roommate?
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"We've been (riends s
1
"Her comical outlook on life."
"She lets me get in the s
Math Challenge
The Southern Accent
Volume 55 Number 5
Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
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Southern advertises on
billboard, in magazines
Southern shoots students
|ew Tennessee law requires students to update immunizations
Two Collegedale
Academy students
crash head-on
What's happening at
Free Blanket concert
Two Top Tens...
NEWS Thursday, September 30, 1999
SHOTS
Police bike officers
make Collegedale safer
Jonnie Owen likely to
be home for semester
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SERVICE
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The day began bright and f^^is t
Complaints rise as
Collegedale expands
ADS
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Campus Safety gives
nore than just tickets
"I like my job because I can get out on campus
and meet the students," Loyd said.
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Collcgcdalc is a quid
.Hid illi.-i-.ilK p.irf. ir.,.-iiinii ■
"The only down side
parting violations.
after serving two years as
Credit Union offers new services
Two departments move to Daniells Hall
Hours and menu change at CK
CK Hours
Monday - Friday
8 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.
Sunday
9 a.m. to 12 p.m.
loyd: Adventists in
iahamas Help Rebuild
Leonar
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Talge Hall weight
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6 p.m. - midnight
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Passing classes doesn't insure graduation
lit l.innelk'Aldridae .iud> .1.... .triply devoted Id plish."
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Special
Did you
sign up for
y.. Community
It Service Day?
Why or why
not?
Southern gives bad
Over 600 students spend day helping other!
-Stephanie Livesay
"No, because I'm a lazy jerk."
□
"No, because I'm tired
crippled. I'm tired of being
Injured."
i, because I want to make tittle
kids happy at the mall where
e painting faces."
"Yes, because 1 c
1
i, because I'm an RA.
I didn't get to the sign-up
$lo, I was going to, but I have to
*ork at the Village Market."
Community Service DqJ
make it happen!
Where students went!
TOP TEN
Least Desirable Communit|
Service Day Activities
by Kameron DeVasher
10. Match making for senior religion majorsB
9. Training dummy for K-9 police dogs
8. Cafeteria taste tester
7. Remedial reading classes for P.E. mz
6. Crisis intervention for gym masters
5. Ethics tutoring for campus safely
officers
4. Campus-wide PDA monitoring
3. Sponge bathing elderly at Life Care
2. Deciphering P.E. majors' attempts at I
to the editor
1 . Training monkeys to take the newly u
job ol the top ten guy (calm down - '
insulted myself too)
The Southern Acci
Editorial
The Southern Accent
Edi tori als
)oes homework come
>efore community service?
> |ill lor
r McClarty i<
iih blind peopli
So why did so many students spend
■ ine homework?
e faculty who are sup- under my doof by -
?\ , T'u'V. 1 .'',."
mid paint all dav. spend tim
ilindf
Sowhyc.__.
ie day doing homework?
Intermediate AnjU-is. ihi: if
tilni:Mld>. -vi I nroinpih rt:m
ny arc .some iuiuny wnu aic sup- . , , , |s fmK
1 to be supporting this day making , . . ; , : M(lderlls , „,„„,
rk t turn in or.
'■''"" '"" iesday. News Reporting class and
Astronomy t>
I, Dr. McClarty sj
"" "'..'■ " (Jcl ' WLJS Teachers should support the .spirit o
• ofCommur,^ |h ^ v „. , :c ^ thai we will
: *¥*!^™*S^fe.^ cl fl SScS^Meo *"fi?«*^ sim P l >' fofgftten to be
Aignmcnt for
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Friday to tum it in. Or
another assignment d
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A^ ^GOA^fflER
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Mirror, mirror on the wall
What do you reflect to others?
m
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The Southern Accent
P.O. Box 370
Collegedale, Term. 37315
1 (423)238-2721
http://accent.southern.edu
accent@southern.edu
About the Accent
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Hated high school, love college
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Diversions
Found Object' metal sculpture show on display in
' , - tJ u <V~^v Alkn ractnl noititJt and uitiguc behind Hie house, te slookpili
Brock Hall Gallery
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of Miss Carrie Ann Whittenburg
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Bouldering: adrenaline rush at a price
that won't drive you up the wall
Out of places;
to study?
Try outdoors
you. ..anil maybe ijUMiinj>h;i >our (
TV Show
Sports
earn Skinner takes
lome Softball trophy
Signups
Flagball Sign-
ramural Flagball learn and compete
are going on right now in the gym ar
See you at the field.
ups
Nith Southern'
d dormitory lo
2?
fearn Lemdry wins title for second year
len's All Night Softball Tournament
Women's All Night Softball! Tournament
Lemdrv
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Faith & Values
■Jufitl tot* aljaiili. value
Church board discusses future of The 3rd
j h""*-! ° f A1 ^ sa Sfie P herd ' Joe y Norwood and Jason Henry lead o
ki "tout the song service for The 3rd last Saturday. Sept. 25.
Practice German in church
Why am I a Christian?
.. ... P r,.k,l.ly yes
. ... |,...h.,l.l! iM
IT'S OPEN HOUSE TIME
At your ADVENTIST BOOK CENTER
In the Fleming Plaza - on campus'
From Sept. 18 through 25, 1999
Storewide Savings!
Factory Seconds
Coupon Offer (see below)
s A LL STUDENT COUPON
Redemption a, ih"i1m™[ pu,°'E ,„„
■ - — uii.^>i nii-:n\Acg.M Faith & Value s Tin 'it
12th Annual
Coll^gedale
^l'illage Market
pons at km for this very special
sale
>Jnjoy savings by the case on your
favorite Worthington Foods
products. Sale takes place at AI
_SpaMingJi'oiJLani-5pni... -
...or until supplies run out!
^For every case you buy,
irthingtou foods tvlll contribute
!! to your church's Worthy Student
Fund
^Enjoy the picnic beginning at 1:45
pm.
^Kids! (and kids at heart!) See live
animals presented by
"Grizzly" Craig (lylke
from II am-ii pm.
Sunday, October I 1999
Clip and fi ll ml th i s handy fow l, and bring it mil, you lo the Picnic/Food Sale!
[CaTneT"
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oirtliixxgton.
Cases Product
Vegetarian Bi
Choplet
Skallops
Super-Links
Fri-Chik
I2/20OZ
12/20 02
12/20 oz
12/20 oz.
12/12.5 c
_Low Fat Fri-Chick 1 2/1 2.5 c
Reg. Price
$37.95
$37.95
$37.95
$39.95
$33.00
$33.00
Sale, no ta
$26.00
$26.00
$26.00
$27.50
$20.00
$20.00
$28.00
$28.00
$28.00
$29.50
$21.50
$21.50
Loma I^inda
Cases Product Size
Prime Stakes 12/13 oz.
Swiss Stake 12/13 oz.
Redi-Burger 12/19 oz.
Big Franks 12720
Re g. Price Sale, no [ax* Sale w/Tax Amount
$33.00 $23.00 $24.75
$33.00 $23.00 $24.75
$37.95 $26.00
$40.00 $27.50
$28.00
$29.50
Frozen
Morningstar F'arvms
Product Size Reg. Price Sale, no la:
Breakfast Strips 12/5.25 oz. $27.50 $22.00
Com Dog 8/10 oz. $23.50 $17.00
Sale w/Tax Amount
$23.75
$18.25
MUST HAVE TAX-EXEMPT SALE SHEET TO OBTAIN NO-TAX PRICE ON FOOD
ICHURCH:
2.00 per case— Worthy Student Fund for Church Schools ONLY)
INAME:
Humor
What do you
U. like about the
It Accent?
Eating ourselves out
of house and home
What do you
dislike about
the Accent? S«l(
— Kameron DevJ
1
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a
10. E-mails dwindle to forwarded jokes, and your
name is 12 out of 63
9. He always asks how he and "that girl over there"
would look together
8. He suddenly has an anonymous friend who needs
to know what to say to the girl he wants to break
up with
7. He writes a beautiful poem about a caged dove and
its quest for freedom and then asks if you see
what he's saying
6. Date plans go from "definitely," to "we'll see," to "not
with you"
5. He asks who you think he should ask to vespers,
and it's not rhetorical
4. While flipping through the Joker, you notice he's
listed himself as "looking"
3. And his quote is "we're about to break up"
2. He always has to "go over and study" with that nerd
from band camp
1. He's all "why don't you get it?! I don't like you
anymore."
-Mari Oskins
Math Challenge
Three men agree to share a cab from lhe
port into town. When they ai
reads S25. Each man gives the driver a S
bill. She hands them five $1 bills as chani
Each man takes one of the $1 t
Each man
emaining two $1 bills as a
now spent nine dollars, a'
r has two dollars for a total of S29. *
3 other dollar?
The Southern Accent
Volume 55 Number 6
[lore than 600 academy
tudents view Southern
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Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
Students help Floyd victims jr inside
Drug and Alcohol
Awareness Week
Advent ist church statement
gives view on homosexuality
f Southern Accent NEWSJ
From handcuffs to felony stops:
Students get real life police experience
WSMC raises more than $30,000
Art department expands
Enrollment increases; more labs added
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The Southern Acc ent • Thursday, October 7, 1999
Diversions
'hit with sticks'
in Landrum's dulcimer draws demand
"«■ -i> .-..i .','.""
iilly eaniei Uic melody, a
mly. Dan is employed w
Ask Si
Anorexia and bulimia:
How are they different?
ir Shollj: atrophy of licjri muscle
rejiluaof ihe Libony B
a playing "Si Basils 1 Hymn-
ennessee Aquarium: More than just fish
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IrXcropolis' recipe for success
Prosser s People
What Beth Bennett
will (and won't) fall for
Editorial
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Edi tori als
Single and Lovin' It
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Letters to the Editor
Bietz likes us! Cautious words for credit user
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Thumbs Up & Thumbs Down
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The Southern Aceenl
P.O. Box 370
Collegedale. Tenn. 37315
(423)238-2721
http://iicccnl.soulhem.edu
accent@southem.edu
About the Accent
^'.'^'"'..'ij.^'i™';;;""" " '"' unta I d"d"'di'rZw',ou 01 o,° t B Janelle
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The Problem with Morning Peopl*
frE^is
howm
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Shepherd
Sports
■ I \f',irl.\. untl /),„'.' .'': .■;
Nashville hockey team
starts season
>redators open at home with loss to LA Kings
nment//LLE
Predator
home schedi
: lag football kicks off
m l pgi h 300..sigp up on 29 different teams
NFL picks - Week 5
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Flagball Schedule
Thursday Oct. 7
RA's vs. Schimp
DeMelo vs. C. Edmisl
Lemdry vs. Ingersoll St
Skir
. Kerby Kaufman vs. Railz 5:45
. Dempsey Becker vs. Barnett 6:45
3rown 7:45
Monday Oct. 11
Nutt vs. Kwon Becker vs. Kaufman Lemdry vs. Railz 5:45
K. Johnson vs. Maxson De Melo vs. Ingersoll C. Edmister vs. Barnett 6:45
Hicks vs. Kwon Wennerberb vs. Brown 7:45
Tuesday Oct. 12
Skinner vs. Stuart Ruff vs. L. Edmister Banuchi vs. RA's 5:45
Brodis vs. Rae Johnson Radnoti vs. Carter Abbott vs. Schimp 6:45
W^ Check out out master's programs.
Master of Science in Education Master of Science in Counseling
•Curriculum and Instruction *Community Counseling
'Educational Administration *Marriage and Family Therapy
♦Inclusive Education 'School Counseling
*Multiage/Multigrade Education
'Outdoor Education
School of Education and Psychology
Southern Adventist University
E-mail: edpsych@southern.edu
Phone: 423.238.2765
or 1.800.SOVTHEKN
Fax: 423.238.2468
Humor
U Who's the
\\ hottest girl on
The art of not-pursuing
campus?
"Catherine Hurtado-Garcia."
i
-David Leonard
Top Ten
Ideas from a Campus Safety
Brainstorming Session
by Reggie Thomas
6. Operate Campus Safety
in the dorm lobbies to fix ID cards and
enforce PDA rules - use red phones for
direct communication with Lynn Wood
3 speed bumps beside the gym 10% bigger, qualify-
s Book of World Records (lots of free
9 school)
II
"Darlene Guzman.
A.UnkuTIS'' ty krtnia.
M
"Francis Radnoti.'
LrJ
-Stephanie Swilley
"Jowsmil Perez."
1
Math Challenge
The Southern Accent
■ NEWS Thursday, Octobek 21. lW
Senate votes to
improve publication
equipment
Drug dog impacts city
narcotics trafficking
»dil
the Oct. 31
Triathlon?
Contact Kari Shultz
238-2484
Bietz's 'Prayer brings power'
campaign in full swing
I by LynncilcAldridiit
Prayer brings power.
... i.,* ..
Sleepless at
Southern
Students assist in automobile services
5K Race to benefit th<
Special Olympics
Oyatds). . Special Olympic athlete!
The Southern Accent ♦ Thursday, Octoijer 21, 1999
Diversions
Annie' kicks off series:
Chattanooga's taste of Broadway
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how smoolhly the
nckgmn
m lost in 'The Living Sea'
jt was it found to be good date material?
ot samples?
lage Market demo man brings
ighter, smiles, and sales
Last Chance to Enter
(and win!) the
Great Dates
Contest
Men's club hosts 'cosmic'
bowling party Saturday night
Celebrate pumpkin
season with recipies
Pumpkin Pie Pumpkin
■ r,SSK" «*■.«■* Bread
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Editorial
The Southern Accent
Southe rn 1 Sudan Voice Sin ce 1926
.1EL OLSOW KerEKSA JlWIPER
Edi tori als
I A challenge to change
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. t j 0|U 1 " y E Anyway, I was pulling for Boston.
The Southern Accent
P.O. Box 370
Collegedale.Tenn. 37315
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accent@soulhem.edu
About the Accent
Well, I didn't want to get all dressed up (or
Letters to the Editor
Turn that frown ^■^"•V'T^iV Letter of the Wee
upside down ^t^^"S^L J£i™£r^td
Thanks for The 3i
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Lessons from ViewSouthern
ic Spirit to speak irtroughhii
Save trees
Recycle tli
What's up with the terminals?
Information Services plans to fix them this week
Commentary
■low Little Do We Know?
pie entree on.
sheley »™ "T'Z" "■"
uirindongo w»«i <„,. „,».« .,„,,
esnman psychology p| .
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high change iht Liin.yn L t
laly. repercussions of going thronch
)ueen of Night Vision
ew Student Life Director maintains 'open
oor policy' for voicing change, concerns
IN
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The name's Adams...
...Aaron Adams
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Sports
The Game of Inches
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TRIATHLON
:ulty/Sla.1 are invited lo palic-
Rolay Team — S50 Pie register 6
'Swami' & 'Dan the Man's'
NFL Picks Week 7
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Flagball
Standings
Stuart
Dempsey
Wennerberg
2 Women's Leagui
Lemdry
C. Edmister
Ingersoll
Becker
Kaufman
Barnett
DeMelo
Volleyball Sign-ups
Sign-ups for intrmural volleyball start o_
Tuesday Oct. 19 and continue until next ]
week. Sign-ups for AA league is by invila- I
tion and there is an individual sign-up sheet I
for A league. Those wishing to play in B I
league may sign up by leams or individually!
Look for the sign-up dates and Captain
ing dates posted in the gym and cafatei
lobby wall.
Schedules for flagball
Thursday Oct. 21
DBMelo vs. Raitz
Barnett vs. Kaufman
L. Edmister vs. Schimp
Monday Oct. 25
Stuart vs. Maxson
Brown vs. Nutt
Dempsey vs. K. Johnsoi
Tuesday Oct. 26
Wednesday Oct. :
Rae Johnson vs. RA's Ingersoll v
C. Edmister vs. Lemdry Radnoti v;
Ruff vs. Banuchi
Ingersoll vs. C Edmister DeMelo vs. Kaufman
Wennerberg vs. Hicks Raitz vs. Becker
Skinner vs. Kwon
Faith & Values
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tudents discover on heritage trip
hat the Church was founded by youth
Doug Batchelor pre-
sents Net '99 live
from New York City
Mil
Be on time to see Ed
Wright speak
The 3rd
he day Bright Bluebird faded
lesson learned in Fenton Forest
Faculty who care about students
Humor
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If you could
. , be anyone for
It a day, who
would you
be? Why?
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Be your own
Backstreet Boy
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— rVTilo Hurley
Mrs. Blanco, because she has a
awesome job.
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Freshman
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Freshman
Gina Jimenez, because she's a
beautiful Lalin woman."
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—Chad Stuarl
UMNl "A cartoon, because if anything
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— YoMary Rivera
Robbie Peterson, because he's
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"Rupert Everett, because he's
Top Ten
Signs You were raised in an Adventist home
10. You know what a haystack is.
9. Your family dedicates Sunday afternoons entirely to
football.
8. You take a second helping of Nuteena— not because
you're being polite but because you actually like it.
7. You were the only kid on your block who had to take out i
student loan to finish your freshman year of high school
(academy).
6. Instead of turkey, your family celebrates Thanksqivina
with a giant roll of wham.
5. Due to the inherent evils of competition, your academy
sports program consisted of a gymnastics team and the
student association fall picnic.
4. You take pride in the fact that you already know the true
identity of the Antichrist.
3. Your Academy principal was an expert on female hem-
lines, yet he still wasn't considered a ladies man
2. The word "Pathfinder" to you means more than just a
sports utility vehicle.
1 I^ Were / ai , Sed Wilh ,he knowled 8e that consumption of
pork products is a one way ticket to the lake of fire.
KuniuriS' ty Ktrenso, "K
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"Monica Lewinsky, because she's
popular in a negative way."
Math Challenge
•i you have the answer to this week's *
'enge email you, answer to jijohnsnSs"
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Volume 55 Number 8
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Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
tlumni weekend starts
oday, changes planned
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room changes upset students
Thinking of dropping a class?
Today's the last day to automatically get a "W"
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Church hosts race relations
summit at headquarters
in Silver Spring. Maryland.
The Young Alumni Are
Getting Ready-
To Open
Something
Big!!!
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Students still breaking health laws
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the sacluraiyol
Collegedale Cfttfl
on Sabbath.
Health Services runs out of flu vaccij
Unexpected response depletes supplies j
Two Convenier
Locations for Flu SI
•Health Service will give]
shots to students at the I
Student Center, Wednesdl
November 3, 1999, from 4
to 5:30 p.m.
Cost is $7.
•Flu shots are also a
at Ooltewah Health
Department from 8:00 a.«|
to 3:30 p.m. Monday throuj
Friday. Phone: 238-4269.
Cost is $10.
The Southern' Accent . Thursday, October 28, 1999
Diversions
Solly Whoppers: 'not like your
verage submarine vendors'
beyond
The Cafeteria
efiollj^A/boppers
lerican Turkey. Vegg. ; o S
Museum stores secrets
of Chattanooga's past
idependent Film Series: Chinese, American, French, German fare
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(to outward adornment)
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biblical principles.
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girls' parking lot
1 Inimhs up - Bowling night
1 itiiuL Di.Mii Major-, liiuI Ilk' Men's
being dune about (he parking problem:
had ihc entire howling allcv. too.
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a niLe cruris g -un/under my feet.
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Thumb down - Closing
Thumbs up — Slushies al KR's
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Despite the (net they are expensive.
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Will you marry me?
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The last line of the book
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Sports
Team Maxson runs by Team Ohio, 19-8
Evans quarterbacks team to perfect regular season
2. Nutt 5-1
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Record day for Southern swimmers
Beardsley, Ritland and Rayburn set new times
Flagball
Standings
Men's A League W-L 6. Hicks
1. Abbott 5-0 6. Becker
1 smart 4-1 2. Carter 50 7. Raitz
2. Dempsey 3-2 3. RA's 4-1 8. Kaufman
3 Skinner 2-3 4. Radnoli 3-2
4. Brown 1-4 5. Rulf 3-2
5. Wennerberg 1-4 6. LEdmister 2-3
7. Banuchi 1-4
West Division 8. Brodis 1-4
9. Rae Johnson 1-4
1. Maxson 6-0 lO.Schimp 0-5
PGA Tour mourns the
death of a true champi
ridiilulh ..
NFL Picks — Week 8
Kick aerobics class now offera
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Hallow
What do you
about
Halloween?
Super-Links, Tofu
Milk & Veggie-Dates
What do you
like about §
Halloween?
"People can dress up and a
y
J*As Christians, we shouldn't promote
I something where kids dress like
—Teresa Van Wart
a holiday celebrating Satan."
"It's all about goblins and goons."
Ill's of the devil, the spawn of Satan.'
Top Ten
signs you've been attending
Southern too long
10. You actually like the fake mustard in the cafe.
9. You refer to dating as "courting."
8. You are disappointed that you can no longer park your
horse and buggy on campus.
7. You attend class with your grandchildren.
6. The line in the cafe moves way too fast for you.
5. You think allowing wedding bands is a cardinal sin.
4. You remember when cheese was free.
3. You began as a freshman goat husbandry major at SMC.
2. You enrolled as a Mrs. major.
1 . You remember when the head of campus safety was
popular.
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HmmimmmsMi
'limpkin lOVG Southern falls short $690,700
>uthern to award more
erit-based scholarships
Halloween objections voiced in senate
irning old in to new
Blanco to retire in May; Clouzet
appointed new dean of religion
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slid it
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New sidewalk and Greenway
connection to be built
Ryan Camp, sopfiomore on D j av
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College students at high
risk for meningitis
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Almost anything goes
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Digital clocks going
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Diversions
ove, tragedy in Japan
nerge in Tivoli's 'Butterfly'
ixposed:
laughman's plans for world takeover
Mount Vernon offers
authentic taste of the South
beyond
The Cafeteria!
Editorial
Spirituality leads to recovery
sugall, supervisor of Spiriru;
Higher Pow,
Thumbs Up & Thumbs Down
O.mollwl liy Jonathan Gi-ach M^Kec Foods, has a plant in his town
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Your favorite
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Sports
NFL great dies at 45
Yankees dominate the World Serie|
Braves fall as Yankees sweep series 4-
Johnson places second in triathlon
NFL Picks — Week
TMESnnna.vtaE.vr • Til
Faith & Values
.eading archaeologist
o speak this weekend
: Weekend Speaker Schedule
D:15 Ed Wright
AH by Myself!"
sj SDA Church
L-00 Garrett Nudd
lad's Plan for You"
o Road Church
9:00 & 11:30 Don Gettys
"Lot's Salty Wife"
Hamilton Community Church
11:30 MarkBresee
"Chris! is Coming!"
nd time thriller portrays
Christian theology
Hamilton Community
A non-traditional worship service
Hitting the streets with Steps to Christ
Evidence of things not seen
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\dventist elected mayor of
lation's third largest city
Christmas opera to be performed
Almost anything went
Guest soloist joins Southern
Symphony Orchestra on Sunday
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■ NEWS Thursday November 11. 1999 .
Wellness center on hold
Raised money used for box factory
More phone lines added
New voice mail system planned
Conference Center parking
additions still incomplete
Party prompts investigation
Deans search for drunken revelers
Think
outside
the box
mEBmmaamm
Are you a good listener:' Do you like giving helpful advice?
Consider a career in Marriage and Family Therapy.
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Diversions
liscounts for laughter at Worm and Weasel
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Caving mishap
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People
Carson to
address
medical
society
Shake it up at Shake Shack drive-in
beyond
Editorial
Pagan holidays
To celebrate or not to celebrate?
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Hey Manny, do you think anyone is listening to us?
Letters to the Editor
Tired of jewelry
complaints
Doctors not a 'plug for money'
Get in the yearbook!
Take your sports
pictures to the
Memories office.
Everything is evil
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sam Lemdry takes women's title
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To decisively infigurate tl
sector banana kiwi delux if
f • \ f I coagulate of nothing."
■-,■ Answer: a summary of a subject
Hang dog?
"In front where the rope hangs c
a gallows."
I — Jnson Salvers
Vomitory?
"A place where people who
puke a lot go to slay. A puker's
dormitory."
-Brian McDonald
jiUMOR___
Laughter is the best medicine
Dating dixie chicks and
meeting the rooster '
Do you know
the meaning
of ...?
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"Looking at something wi
j somebody else."
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I
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Top Ten
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Appropos?
"Not sure about something/)
apprehensive."
Great things about being an art major
By Kerensa Juniper (with help from permanent residents of the CGI
Lab who wish to remain anonymous)
10. It keeps the ongoing u PC-versus-Macintosh" debate alive for
9. Weekly pilgrimages to town for yet n
Hang dog?
"When a dog is going
through depression."
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ercury eclipses the sun
dents view rare Mercury eclipse; still time to
i Wednesday night meteor shower
i0,000 to School of Computing
j decision for advertising funds sparks debate
Pyke writes Christian
novel set in Collegedale
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Halloween nightmare for students
Involved students receive various disciplines for semester
Bring i
parishable
foods to the
"Celebration
of Seasons"
this Sabbath at
the Collegedale
Church
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professor of English sai
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Internet preregistration studied
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Diversions
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with spiders
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Letters to the Editoi
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Thanksgiving
Time for thanks
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from friends to perfect driving records
to just being here...
I'm Thankful For...
1 . (he liberties th
2. my mom
3.hash browns a
; country provides
1. my roommate's food
2. deoderant on other people
3. the elevator in the Student
Center
Manny Ojeda
l. chocolate
2. Aldo shoes
3. my sisters
Nathalie Marceau
1. my family and friends
2. the memories I have
3. the pictures to prove them
Adriana Serban
Marlene Millburn
1. being loved by those I don't deserve
2. tigers
3. bears, <
1. Wal-Mart
2. Sand 'n Sun flip flops
3. kayaking
Jesse James
1 . candy
2. Coke
3. bubble gum
John Reinhold
jvarm buildings
a full stomach
a healthy body
Jeremiah Weeks
I. my goat
I 2. my well-crafted body
3. my goat's well-crafted body
Kameron DeVasher
1. Heather Flynt
2. Collegedale Police
Department
3. Richard Hickam
Ernie Dempsey
1. beautiful weathei
2. good job
3. my husband
tnows the truth
vedo
Solange Wensell
!. new friends
l. laughter
Jessica Zanes
1 . my experience at Southern
2. the friendships I have here
3. God's love, care and long-
suffering with me
Petra Dotson
2. Friday afternoons
3. dorm showers
Garrett Nudd
1 . the weekend
2. food
3. Madden 2000, for
PlayStation
Steve Goldenber
Danny DuBosque
1. birthdays
2. sitting by Benjie in ethics :)
3. only 1 more Accentl
Stephanie Swilley
it Southern
3 Christian friends
Helmer Olivelra
n class when I could
be outside
2. Mom
3. Karene Verhaeghe
Nick Bejarano
2. Thanksgiving
3. Dave Oakley
Rebekah Bonney
1. The inspirations of my
shower
2. Smints
3. Kelly, Kerensa, Robin, and
Stephanie
Brad Hill
1 . that Jesus is coming soon
2. the beautiful fall leaves
3. my sister
Anita Davfd
. friends who listen to n
I. a home to go to
1. Dr. Evil ("Mini Me, you com-
2. Richard Hickam
3. VW Cabriolets & my perfect
driving record
Heather Flynt
Ireland Burch
3. 1 have Christ
1. Randy, my husband
2. Penny, my best friend
3. David, my brolher
Kalte Kelch
1. the abfllity to read and write
2. an abundant, cheap supply of fresh
fruits and vegetables (after being on
an island where they weren't so)
3. unexpected surprises God throws
Carrie Barnett
1. my fiance Danny
2. my 3 cats — Thunder,
Lightning, & Tigger
3. Only one month of analysis
1. laughs
2. coffee shops
Elisa Rodriguez
Kerensa Juniper
2. Garrett
3. nature
Joy Pecaoco
. my family
!, heavenly music
I. number theory
1 . Oreo shakes from thB CK
2. Thanksgiving
3. Jesus loves me
Laura Rumsey
ihe fact that Y2K would
iver affect Collegedale. It's
■I high-tech enough to shut
Michelle Merlsanu
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ESSAY CONTEST 2000
SUGGESTED TOPICS
• At the beginning of the third millennium, what ethical iss
concerns you the most and what concrete proposals
would you make to deal with it?
• The 20th century produced unprecedented violence:
the Holocaust, "ethnic cleansing," and genocide.
What action must be taken to prevent the 21st century
from repeating the mistakes of the past?
• What is the most profound moral dilemma you have
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DEADLINE: JANUARY 21, 2000
Please note that essay contest entry procedures have changed this year. Any
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required to have an official coordinator for the contest; however, your campus
may have, or wish to establish, an internal set of guidelines.
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"My charming personality."
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Thatcher Hall for guys
A scary waiting place
That I'm beautiful."
Top Ten
children's books least likely
to be published
By Kameron DeVasher — Admittedly Molen from [he Internet
10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. The Kids' Guide to
Hitchhiking
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
7. The Little Sissy Who
Snitched
6. Grandpa Gets a Casket
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her
Mom Stopped Loving Her
3. You Were an Accident
2. Dad's New Wife Robert
1 . You Are Different and That's Bad
What would
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said
"My height. It gets ii
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"I'd change my
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Volume 55 Number 12
1JIWHW«!BCTH*»
Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
uckle up Collegedale
I vote passed on new seat belt law
Christmas found
in Thatcher Hall
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ow safe is Happy Valley?
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New voice mail system up
Rough start confuses many
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Campus Shop the
best option for
book buyback
brary doors
stay open
itil 11 p.m.
Pres. Bietz answers to the students
School leader holds town hall meeting at C onvocation
by Lynnettc Aldrldgc
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From Page 1
Harris takes a study
break next semester
byJudyProo.r j ■""
United States: Adventist Church Responds to
Increased Smoking Among Youn^People^
SAFE1
From P»(
Collegedale
church rings
in Y2K with a
special service
b> Jcni Dt.v«ts
BOOKS
From Page 1
Campus Shop vs. Internet: Who nas the best prid
Officials say Southern is ready for Y2K
and [PsMor Wright] will Imv
Kcm C1 lu/y2ki
How
concerned are you
about V 9 F
problems*?
Not concerned
59%
Slightly concerned
33%
Somewhat concerned
8%
Very concerned
Anti-smoking cam-
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program
BIETZ
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;ollegedale passes 20-year growth plan
;ity reaches compromise on Ooltewah annexation
No indoor ID card
swipers in Talge Hall
for Christmas
Southern music groups to
Lrform Handel's Messiah
Olson leads the Accent into the millennium
Editor Stephanie Swilley graduates, new editor takes over second s
IpecialThanks To...
Mr. Ruf s news repotting class.
You have been a BIG part of this semester's Accent
Mr. Stephen Ruf
JLynnette Aldridge
ICharissa Botticelli
Kirsten Carreno
Jeni Deavers
Selena Fuller
Carrie Garlick
Jolene Harrell
I Stephanie Livesay
Kelly Malgadey
Daniel Olson
Judy Prosser
Robin Reid
Jeremy Robinson
Harmony Tillerson
Dave Warden
Cady Van Dolson
Beverly Young
Edi tori als
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riiL'tiio-itx.n. '
myself to write. I And imont v, ( .ulJ Jo h|v ^ y the music again before wi
it for me.) To remember the limp luiur-. v J~ 'J 6
I've spent in ihis office I've written a ■' ' ,J n " ^"^ j, s[art j ns , „ el „r
I journal 10 commemorate what u ' m " , e L J '^ \ .' h " j „
on every Tuesday night. X^Lr Judv in order to eel he
t-^day. 10 p.m Only one rJ ,e ,i ^ ^J"[ J™'^
Hie 14 is totally done. It's going to be a ^ ""jj, „„ 2,b!b
! people
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It reully boihers me thai \
its, were .secretly shonchi
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Letters to the Edito
God sees past, present and future
hopefully not. thjl ChnMnui-V MerJ I
Itmmlis down: No interior door
d and would be installed w
arlicr, since they were
Graduate
memories
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Southern still a great place to be
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Longer break due to Y2K
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'hat kind of hat do you wear?
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Thanksgiving at Christmastime
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Faith & Values
Something magical for one SM
.. we don"i really hive bolly h
Christmas CD Reviews
Michael W. Smith rocks the season
Amy Grant sparkles in her new CD
Never-ending story, parti
Noah
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Sports
IFC Central race heating up
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D and D's pick, Bengals
tan Abbott's pick:
Drad D's pick: Co„boj.
San Diego at Seattle:
vri'iTO at Washington:
"'-' u-culllhc Chargers
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Team Inman leads volleyball action
Team Christensen, Team Lemdry have best records in women's A-league
Detroit ai Tampa Hay:
Miami at N.V. Jets:
Buffalo at N.V. Giants: mca
New England a
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Oirolinfl at Green Bay: COLTS ARE FOR REAL . for a body b,
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Baltimore at Pittsburgh: Lo m bard i Trophy. Don't
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Humor
■ What's your
Said it "est line
^^F under the
mistletoe?
n"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you
want to go out with me. n
"Nolhing, I can't gel a
mistletoe."
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Much ado about merry
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Top Ten
advantages of the new
phone system
9- The new sysiem is so easy 10 use (hut If
i[iculuig' ttcic L'lirmn.ileil hv llie Inform;
Swell]- IX'pjtitik'iti in urn liiii-f.llal jiu r
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Math Challenge
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' Thursday, December 9, 1999
Christmas Special
Wish Lists
^te&r SlM^i
What are your Christmas wishes? Peace on earth?
Toys? Find out what Southern students and faculty
wish for this holiday season.
Kathy Stair
1. million dollar movic-a-thon
Ellen Marquart
Nick Van Allen
1. someone to finish my drawings
I. a personal campus safety officer
2. more cameras in the Garden of Prayer
3. Olympic Kleenex competition
3. plane ticket to North Carolina
3. a date with Kate and Jaclyn
Jenelle Silvers
Mike Freeland
Matt Roddy
1. to be with Ellen Marquart over break
I. lots of egg nog
2 plane ticket to Texas
2. a Nintendo 64
1. nose'hair clippers
3. rocket 88 stage 1 (moutain bike)
3. a big screen TV to play Nintendo 64 on
Becky Gerrans
Brent Hardinge
Alana Piersanti
1 , a concert grand piano
1. endless powder!
2. plane ticket to California
3. good books
3. more days of skiing
3. Roddy and Joe — Git!
Heidi Olson
Nathan Huber
Chris Louis
1 . sleep
1. a girl
1. a tatoo of Willie Nelson
2. a white Christmas
2. another girl
2. the complete anthology of The Babysitter's Club
3. exam exemptions
3. some play
3. Pokemon. . .of course
Carrie Zoch
Chuck Marshall
Wesley Leeds
1. 3 winning lottery tickets
1. my 2 front teeth
1 . an air-mattress pump
2. 2 mugs of Java
2, tickets to the New Year's Eve Phish show
2. a life-time supply of Life cereal
3. a partridge in a pear tree
3. Phish live at Hampton
3. snow for a longer vacation
Lynnette Aldridge
Ronald Christian
Traci Hagele
1. Indiana Jones mi J the Temple 1 4 Down sound- 1. no papers
2. coffee
track CD
3. one of Carnc Zndi\ ^mmiimi' l"iic:\
2. Star Wars Episode One-The Phantom Mer
for the Sony PlayStation
ace 3. no group projects
Lisa Becker
3. CD Walkman
Mariana Worthy
I . the other one of Carrie Zoch's winnin
c lottery
Tareica Lewis
1. longhair
2. motercycle
2 Mealing l_\mifiic-\ lottery ticket
1. money
3. Ricky Martin
3. buying a Wrangler with the lottery money
2. car (VW Bug)
Cady Van Dolson
1. win $1 million in the Publisher's Clearing
3. digital camera (batteries included)
Natalie Moore
Danny DuBosque
1 . champagne
2. caviar
House Sweepstakes
2. a mug of Carrie's Java
2. clothes
3. Carrie "Slice of Heaven" Whjltenburg
3. to buy Southern with Carrie. Lynnelt
with all the money we'll have
. and Us
3. digital camera
Danae Bland
Krista Collins
Jenny Harlow
1. final exam exemptions
1. be in gymnastics
2,getgiflsfromToysRUs
I. courage to brave a Canadian winter
2. 3 feel of fresh powder
Florida summer
3. an extra week to go skiing
Gary Roberts
Jennifer Williams
1. double burger from Burger King
2. to go home
3. PC for my room
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Sam Evans
3. perfume
The Southern Accent Wish Lists Thursday, December 9, :
Brad Morris
1 . my very own Red Ryder BB gun
2. a special gun noisier for my Red Ryder BB gun
3. a sidekick
Etelia Warden
I ihe hieye-M smooch) ki-s from my hubby!
April Lee
1 . my brother lo come home for Christmas
2. enough money to go to Cambodia
Casey Clark
1. a girlfriend
2. a girl who is a friend and interested in m
3. a person of the female persuasion with r<
designs for me
Christy Latta
I lots of fat-free cake
2. bathtub fun Barbie
3. a call from you
Jonathan Geach
Rachel Korson
1 . peace on earth
Ginger Rand
I.aiigerlily
2. the perfect kiss j
Carol Davidson
David Conrad
Geoff McRae
1. plane ticket anywhere
2. soccer ball
3. a good book
Scott McPherson
Zonique James
Emilie Wilson
1.Y2K compliant airpoi
Heather Spiva
Scott Collins
1. 10,000 direct alladvanlagc
2. 200-gallon aquarium
3. 8 loaves of banana bread
Joy Pecaoco
1 . peace to all
Carolyn Hall
I. my sweetheart, Jimmy!
Penny Krueger
1. white Christmas (I live in Florida)
2. Richard Hickam to lake me to dinner
3. Stephanie Fetnek tu not lake her teaching job in
Florida and stay here instead
Shalini Pandit
1 . a huge, expensive, thoughtful, loving gift from
Emily Dunkel!
2. I'd really like to Finally see Santa this lime, ok?
{Rudolph will do too)
3. A proposal even just a nnu will work too! (hint
hint— love you Davy!)
Emily Dunkel
1 . a bell off Santa's sleigh
2. Rudolph's red nose
3. That Hope m.ikes it h.u.k from l.urope to Bo for
Chrislmas! (Shalini)
Noelle Cappa
1. someone to kiss for New Year's Eve
2. gifts for the kids at Cumberland Hall
3. slun gun
Stephanie Spurlock
2. an all expenses paid trip to the destination ol mj
choice
3. peace and tranquility to all
Ian Wilkinson
1. anew bumper lor m\ Honda [the old one's been
used ioo many limes)
2. castle legos
3. more RAM for my computer
Andi Stanford
1 . pre-paid phone card to Albania
2. the window to be glued shut
Jen Murdoch
1. a blender to in, ike e\er> d.i\ tropical slush day
2. the window always left WIDE OPEN!
3. My roommate's boyfriend to come from Albania
so I don't have to listen lo tier whim; .ibout e-mail
Alysia Booth
3. car (my rusi bucket died)
3. to live ol f campus
Richmond Carter
Kerensa Juniper
I. The Seat of WimIoni. upholstered in ilie I auric of
Maria Hazen
1 . A brand new design building for the Art
Department
2. Vertical walls for the Phil Garver A-frame h
I live in
3. For Jesus to come
Skye Chiders
I. IM resurrection ("cover the world" with
"Property of Instructional Media" labels).
Zach Gray
2. Liberty
Ann Mosher
1. Bun-Bun the minile
2. Kiki the ferret
3. The Dust Puppy
Jeni Hasselbrack
Angel Rivera
1 . About three empty w
Todd Henderson
1 . campus safety huh caps
2. campus safety badge
3. stop sign
it most of all a little "sweet love" from Paul
Rachael Shea
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2. a cruise to a tropical island with dolphins
3. a new Joker picture
Helen Kohjus
1 . a 4.0 report card
2. a job offer from Baywutch
3. a husband (or a green card)
Stephen Herr
1.50 gallons of egg nog
2. 20 pounds of '"pure, unadulterated muscle"
Ezequiel Rocha
1. Peace in the world
2. Cure for all diseases
3. A multiprocessor Macintosh G5, with a 2 giga-
hertz processor. 8 gigabytes of RAM. and a 256
Paul Myers
1. lower gas prices
2. peace on earth, good will towards men
3. an 8 x 10 picture of me and Christy Gregory
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Diversions
is People
The president (and the man who would be)
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rab popcorn, egg nog, and these Christmas flicks
chwarzenegger's search for the ulitmate toy
What really happens when
you write Santa Claus
vdents share their favorite thing
> Thursday, DECEMBER 9, 1999
Millennium
The final countdown:
Y2K around the globe
Dm. 31.8<i.m.e.T.
Washington's Y2K command ccni
convenes: it will not stand down fi
Accent Poll:
New Year's Eve Plans
Are your New Year* s Plans going to be
36% — Bigger
12% — Smaller
52%— About the same
Do you plan to be awake or asleep at mid-
night?*
95% — Awake
loney were no object where would you b
on New Year's Eve?*
24 — Times Square in New York City
26 — Eiffel Tower in Paris
3 — The international date line
45— At home with friends
3 — Somewhere by yourself
4— Other
* survey of 105 students
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D*e. 31,6 b _
Midnight in New Zealand. If the
Y2K bug hits, it will hit here first:
Washington has 18 hours to assess
any damage.
Ow.31, 10 a.m. E.T.
Midnight in Japan, Asia's most con
puler-dependent country, should pn
vide clues Tor Europe and the U.S.
Dec. 31, 1:30 p.m. E.T.
Midnight in India, whose 2
pouer facilities have been t
give -tatus reports in the ne
Deo. 31, 7 p.m. E.T.
Midnight in Britain and Ireland,
Y2K's last slop before it hits our
Jan. 1, Midnight to 3 a.m. E.T,
Telephone companies advise minima]
phone use. Emergency senices. only
50% of which are Y2K ready, face
their greatest test.
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before tr
year 2001
•go skinny-dipping f brr .
•become a sports fan
■go skydiving
•think of what you fear the worst,
and then do it
•start paying tithe
•play in the rain
•send someone flowers I
•forgive someone
•learn to say "No. I can't." "No thanks]
and "Sorry."
•experiment with hair color
•read all the back issues of the Accea
•read a book off the New York Twiei
bestseller list
•spend a day with your mother
•create a time capsule and bury it
•make a candlelight dinner ft
•write down a list of goals you wishfj
accomplish in the new millennium '
•have a Jingle Bell Jog wherever you lj
•make cookies with your sibling(s)
•let your mom choose your attire for -
•call your best friend from
elementary school
■clean out your closet
■stock up on caffeine-free Dr. Pep;
■prepare for the ID card system to c
(plan your secret entry' routes)
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Lines formed at Campus Shop and Health Services
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Student Association
elections coming up
by Chart. Cnnrly
Adventist church featured on national television
CBS Christmas eve special and ABC 2000 show Adventists in action during break.
Student!
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representatives work in fun
cnviornment while making i
difference. People skills a plu
call 510-0558
Sports
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Titans beat Buffalo miraculously to advance in playouffs
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Freedom of Speech or Stupidity?
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Letters to the Editoj
Collegedale seat belt law concerns
Co!li.'^d,ilc, Venn. 37115
(423)238-2721
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About the Accent
"Sowing in Tears, Reaping in Joy|
a letter from a student missionary serving in Poland this year
• Thursday, jamjar 20,21100
Commentary
Political
^orner
olitics: It's not my
-oblem--or is it?
"Easy-to-Use" and other Lies
■My. berofbjbyb
Finding joy in January
Cort
Sommerville
I joy. Myl.D The Campbell's Souf
Harmony
Tillerson
Harmony is a sophomore
A0fs>Mabi. unliving yellow
Looking for an exciting new
career?
Try teaching in Thaila
Ekamai International School needs
elementary teachers
secondary teachers
youth minister
school loan assistance offered
Contact:
Sherrie Norton at the C.A.R.E. offic
Brigett Dunn at bmdunn(<
What will be
, different in
SaiCI it the new
century?
Humor
Laueht er is the besi medicine
Still Broke?
Where were
you when the , , 1
ball dropped? oalQI!
6. Sponsorship of JCTV
shows like "Campus
Wf *\\ "On the beach watching N|
Safety and the Bandit,"
In s ^ works of* a pier."
"The Dukes
Li A
of Southern," and
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"Nighicheck Rider"
5. A drive-in SA party
Senior
the Brock-to-Hickman
pedestrian slalom, and
"Catch the Grease
I Monkey"
4. Crash barriers around all comers on campus
3. A 3 hour, general credit "High Speed Pursuit 101" class taught I
| by an
actual Collegedale policeman
2. Raffle off Southern's buses
money for a drag strip behind the
running track
1 . Replace Southern's buses with a fleet
of 60 Corvettes
Math Challenge
Your state has license plates with six P
each to be filled with one of the
For example, 613521.
a) only one digit
b) only two digits
c) only three digits
> Thursday, January 20, 2000
Y2K Special
lh. Wan y>nn 1
The Accent during the last century
SOUTHl
ACCENT
e Named John h. Taige Founders' Day Program Unites Old
Ho llin Fenders' DvyPtcg™ g^ ^ ^^ TflJ Qod fe Speak*
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millennn
» ,„« other news organization on the planet has decided to include a list of top indMdu-
liSt ; "°ere "one thing ahout my list. It has a bias to people I like and it Is mean,
more lightheaded. It is not mean, to be exhaustive or scientific- It is ,ust lor tun.
ieople of the Century
|1. Mohatma Gandhi
!. Mikhail Gorbachev
V Jimmy Carter
I 4. Mother Teresa
i. Winston Churchill
n Luther King. Jr.
| 7. Albert Ein
I. Alan Turing
i. Nikoli Tesla
I 10. Linus Torvalds
(pie of the Millennium
1. Guttenburg
2. Louis XIV
3. Shaka Zulu
I 4. Martin Luther
I William Shakespeare
| 6. Isaac Newton
7, Elizabeth I
lichard the LionheaneJ
\ Leonardo da Vinci
10. Joan of Arc
s of the Millennium
1. Hitler
2. Napoleon
3. Mussolini
1. Vlad Ihe impaler
IS. Spanish Armada
|6. Benedict Arnold
7. Mi.
Drake
10. R;
Adventists of the Century
I.Ellen White
2. Ben Carson
3. J.N. Andrews
4. H.M.S. Richards
5. O.D. McKee
6. Eric B. Hare
7. Brenda Wood
8. Robert Folkenberg
9. Gordon Bietz
10. Arthur S. Maxwell
Women of the Century
1. Sandra Day O'Connor
2. Princess Diana
3. Mother Teresa
4. Margaret Thatcher
5. Carla Fiorina
6. Mia Hamm
7. Helen Keller
8. Elizabeth Cady Stanton
9. Rosa Parks
10. Hillary Clinton
Scientists of the Century
1. Albert Einstein
2. Neils Bohr
3. Schrodinger
4. Watson. Crick and
Franklin
5. Thomas Hunt Morgan
6. Ray Hefferlin
7. Steven Hawking
8. L'Hopilal
9. Max Planck
10. Nikoli Tesla
Millennium
perspective
Events in country
during the last century
1903
Wright Brothers fly at Kitty Hawk,
North Carolina
1906
Ed Johnson lynched in
Chattanooga
1914
U.S. completes
Panama Canal
1927
Charles Lindbergh's transatlantic
flight
Thk.S<m-[HkhnA<o.ni Diversions
Discover 'a
dream' home
in Atlanta
national park
Thursday, Janu.m;i^i_^j
1969
First manned moon
landing
1974
Nixon resigns; Jehovah's
Witnesses predict world will end
this year
19B0
Heidi, Cady, & Jyll born
1987
Challenger explodes
'j'-'^ v.. \r Faith &. Values Tmihmiay. Jam \\r\- w, 2000
Shabbat' in Chattanooga
"flections of first trip to synagogue
Events at Southern
during the last century
1916
Southern moves from Graysville
Collegedale Church organized
iizpah is on your right. Frida
■eonlyJ e «i s hSyn;i g01 .u
K-riidv tin;ii.lK ,md inniri.-Miriii'i'cupli,
piritual memories of slaves
their own words
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1918
Lynn Wood Hall is built
1919
Electricity installed on campus
192D
Telephones installed on campus
1926
The Southland begins publication
(now The Southern Accent)
1929
Collegedale post office opens
1940
First Ph.D. faculty
hired
Conformed to the world. . .or transformed?
1957
McKee Bakery mov
Collegedale
1967
All-night lights in the dorms
hndoffro.
ill of "Antichrists"
ie (of many) who were thought to be such
Weekend Speakers Schedule
EuHterGalr Korean Voutn Oollewah Thejhird Collegedale
r ' """' XBA TheRightcmn 51*11 I Ive b) ■Dmjjerow louroejr' 'CofpusChriUt ''
1969
City of Collegedale incorporated
1972
Village Market opens
1979
First Stawberry Festival
1982
Jeans first allowed on campus
1987
Promenade completed
yourself
picture
the 2000-2001 student media board call for entries
Do you know you have what it takes?
The talent? The determination? The ambition? The vision? The ablility to survive in
cramped quarters in the early hours of the morning to meet deadlines?
Then make yourself known.
Entries are currently accepted for the positions of:
>Joker editor
>Memories editor
>Accent editor
festival Studios producer
Pick up an applicationin the Student Services Office, fill it out, dust
off that portfolio and submit both by the deadline-
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Surprise snow
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school of computing
undy heads finance department
Gym-Master coach resigns
Mixon resigns, cites family as priority
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New dean of music
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Sports
he beginning of
asketball season
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•Taube vs. Olson
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ramural basketball standings
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DlVERioNS
'Listen" is worth hearing
Michelle Tumes is a Christian contemporary alternative to Enya
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Faith & Values
i Ihoiiglitful look at fail!
3on Sabbat!
new Sabbath School experience
f Monday: It was mine. Benjie Maxson
y (a.m.): Look in the face of Jesus. Jason Foster
Tuesday (p.m.): I can't take it anymore. Holly Pomanowski
Wednesday: 777. Camille Riv
Thursday (a.m.): The Devil's advocate. Kevin Stewart
Friday: Let me draw you a picture. Will Johns
Living the Life
"What are we Beholding?"
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down "Only Community is
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Korean Youth
Bill Chung
Ooltewah
Mike Pettengin
"Christianity is not Spectator Sport*
Standtfer Gap
A winter picnic Just for two
A scented candle and me and you
Truffle hearts and meltaways
Tender kisses and love always
Potato soup enough for both
With Belgian chocolate to seal our oath
Of love undying never ceasing
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Valentine's
Greetings
r. Science
From: Wonder Woman
Note;Thanks for all the lun times and
showing me the "Hick" way of life
Thanks
again for quizing me (or numerous hou
of boring biology stuff and for making
me laugh. I'm glad you're in my life. I
love you.
To: Eric
From: Amber
Note: I love you more...
To: Holly, Lynnette, Carrie, Julisa, Misty,
Sholly, Ted, Andy. Chad, Keith, and
Aaron, plus my excellent Accent co-work-
From: Cady
Note: Hello my friends! I just want to
wish you all a Happy Valenline's Day!
You all are the greatest!
To: Jeff Crain
From: Tara Crain
Note: You are the
From: Jonathan
Note: It has been
my life, you are s
kind. I want you t>
To: The Master
Bowling
om: The Red
To; L
tile Fawn
Curly
Note
Canoes and bottle rockels. red
roots
plant shopping, weeping willows
roller coasters,
id camels
photo shoots, coffee,
edding pla
and 1 love
everything about you.
To: D.J.
Note: After watching a romance movie
I've always said, "if only guys like that
were real!" Then I met you. My pre-
cious you, you have proven that "perfect"
guys are reall I'm 100% because of you.
After a romance movie now? I say, Ha!
Mine's better! Happy Valentine's Day. I
Note: This 50-word slot doesi
adequate room to contain the
share in this God-given privile
ing relationship. I pray U
eyes wherever I may
rolling blue
To: Robin
From: Andi
Note: Dear Robin, I m
I can say. You are my best friend, my
happiest thught, my funniest laugh. I
pray that God will keep you safe unti
are together again, without any bad
phone connections between us! I lo'
To: Brian, my friend, my companion
From: Pam
Note: God's is awesome! He gave i
you, your enduring love
contagious laugh, and (he privilage
gazing into your beautiful sea green
eyes. The past two years have been
awesome. I could DEFINITELY do a life
time. Happy Valentine's Day to the love
of my life! Always.
To: 6'2
From: 5'2
Note: One day I hope you'll see That
there's more than what appears to be.
There are many dividers between,
But maybe one day you'll see what couli
From: Ciari
Note: The Lord has been good to me by
giving me a wonderful year with you.
I
Goer;
' Te quiero!
Gode
To: My sweetie and one and only valen-
tine, Gio
Note: I want the whole world to know
that I am in love with you. The more
time we spend togethei
love for you grows. I tr
day for you and no one coulc
your place. You are my only
today and always! Love you:
To: My sweet Wesley
From: Princess Buttercup
Note: Thanks for being my best friend
You rescued me out of the fire swamp!
One word comes lo mind, your ■incon-
ceivable." I owe you: the most
t passionate, the mosl love
To: Queen Amadaliah and Yoda
From; Princess Leila
Note: You guys are the greatest.
Thanks for all the laughs and crazy
times. I hope you two have a wonderful
Valentines Day and thanks for trying to
find a frog for me. Don't get lost in all of
your travels. May the force be your
To: Heidi
From: Mike
Note: Deine liche ist der schubel zur tur
des schlosses meines herzens
To: Nathan Tidwell, my friend a
From: Jennifer Rayburn
Note: It can't be hidden o
can't be bought. It can't b
be kept within
From: Secret Crush
Note: Hello my love, you ar
lilly in the valley that I pick everyday.
you are so beautiful. God must have
spent a little more time on you. I am
Romeo and you are Juliet-we were
meant for each other.
To: Toby Smith
From: Heather Young
Note: Thank-you for making me the hap-
piest girl alive, i love you so much. RED
LIGHT
To: Pooky
From: Doll
The wind loves the pine trees
Valentines Day
To: Scott Collins
From: Jeni Deavers and Julie Oelman
Note: To our special valentine we want
to wish you a Happy Birthday! Scott, we
hope this day is great for you and that it
is filled with many joys, thanks for being
an awesome friend. For your birthday,
we thought we would take you to your
ic females tape. Have
To: Jon Weigley-My "Big" Little brother
From: Your sis, Christy
Note; You will always be my favorite
valentine! Thanks for everything you've
done for me. Love ya lots!
To: Smartie 1
From: Smartie 2
look upon me sweetly with
your eyes of blue and my brain becomes
To: MWC
From: HCO
Note: To my one true friend.
Our love grows deeper with e
Will you be my Valentine?
To: My raspberry shutterbug
Note: Your brighten my world. You make
my stressful life, a little less stressful.
Words can't express what knowing you
has done for me. By the way, you're
always "hot" In my mind
said it
What is your
idea of a
l3
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Justice has a new name . . . Skip
D
Candlelight dinner and a
cross the blue bridge do
—Travis Litchfield
he beach in Hawaii with Tikki
Torches eating roasted
Polynesian Boar."
Top 10
What do you
want for
Valentine's
Day?
said
fj'
m
signs you need more sleep
by
Joe LaCom with help from the internet
10.
You wonder why so many women are yelling at you as you use the
men's bathroom.
9.
You've bought over $500 worth of infomercial products to give
away as gifts.
8.
While doing last minute studying for finals you have read the .
same sentence repeatedly for the past hour, know it, ani^^f
are convinced you can at least finish the paragraph. ^^E>
On your way to work you get in the wrong side of the 4
car and become mad that you can't find the steering '
wheel.
You can't figure out why you
can't open the TV" door to
make your popcorn.
5.
You walk into door frames and
various other objects, smile, apol-|
ogize and walk away
embarassed.
You doze off in your speech class
and wake up in your health class.
You wake up after having a dream that you were walking to class
and find that, hey, you're walking to class.
2.
Upon arriving at class you find that you're still in your towel and flip
flops, and have somehow strapped your shower accessory bag to
your back.
1.
You begin using the top ten list subjects that you were sure you'd
already used.
— Leann Georgeson. Valer
Clawson, Gina Thurber ar
Senior, Freshman, Sophom
Junior
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alentine's banquet a success
fes rare I
niversity Drive to be
idened this summer
Students heading to Yucatan
Peninsula
eady to be an adult?
lion circulating campus to change Southern's policies
"Naming
Committee"
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said it
What did Ihey say?
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NEWS Thuisdav Feuruak^ 17, 200"
Southern has
plans to create
new student hous-
ing
BANQUET
3 College Bowl tests sti
SiStli dents' knowledge
Senate success
overshadowed by apathy
vi!'li,rs^' ; lL r j!i»"> Jl1 1 > Two NAN0 s,a,i ons
mpiv an. w 2 j y^ e McKee Library
Mid odier staying an hour later,
3) The Donut Days.
troitu nfiin: ,n Progress:
'"*- i->»j jiui friLc-. 1) Review of cafeteria
ii '.'i'' ''!ii!'i- "'.'!! i!| v j '°od and prices,
is shown. Failures:
Tiihaisiuilentriike* PCOn ' ^ ' ,D - Swipers by
Mi«n an.- being exits on the inside of
New building!
comes to
Southern
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J, I II,
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2) A sidewalk con-
structed by Hackman
Hall (old science
building).
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3) Drinking fountains
in.ir r.w«i of i\w ,,u-
on the promenade.
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• Thursday FtRKUARY 17,2000
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Commentary
C Political
orn<
JanSport or
bter registration, ■
rimaries,and deadly WeaDOIl?
ivic duty * r ■■ ■ ■ \
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Leonard
i 1
Harmony
Quiero 0£ach
Vote Today, Geach for President
www-geachxom
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Diversions
Real Italian, real fast
I, ihere's a healihy a K
Prosser's People
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Students, faculty paid tO Intramural basketball standings
referee intramural games
Wins Losses % GB
Men's AA Division
Men's A ■ Division I
Men's A - Division I
Men's B Division
Women's Division A
Women's Division B
• Thursday, February 17, 2000
Faith & Values
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yarm welcome each Sabbath
Tiends Forever
Fenton forest fox hunt
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!gedale
Ringgold
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Standiter Gap
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Village Chapel
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Hamilton Community
an Youth
yeras tounng wilfi Ttulh.
Jonald Road
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Humor
said
If Southern had
jj. a sports team,
' «■ what do you
think it would
be named?
Q
The Southern Kudzu'
The Vegetarian Bandits"
B
TheE.G.Whiters."
—Geoff Martin & Benjle Maxson
"Southern Sprockets."
The Spirits ot Prophecy."
ThB Southern Veggie
,\ 10. Why don't 800 pound gorillas play the
t # ''trombone? They're too sensitive. .
79. What's the difference between a dead squir-
i the road and a dead
/^% Jge^trombone player on the road? a) Skid marks
^Jt^i^Pfront f t ne squirrel, or b)
"**■ the squirrel was probably on his way to a gig.
What's the difference between a trombone and at
ion? Nobody cries when you cut up a trombone.
7. How do you make a French horn sound like a
trombone? Take your hand out of the bell and lose
of good taste.
6. What does a trombone player say on the job? "You want
fries with that?"
5. When a director and a trombone player are crossing the
road, which should you hit first? The director, business before
pleasure.
What's the difference between a bass trombone and a lawn
mower? a) vibrato, or b) you can tune the mower.
3. What do you call a trombone player with a beeper? An opti-
mist.
2. How can you tell if the concert hall stage is level? The sec-
ond trombonist drools out BOTH sides of his mouth.
1 . What do you call a man who knows how to play the trom-
bone, but doesn't? A gentleman.
Warning: The Surgeon General reports that trombone play-
irs, when disturbed, defend themselves with spray bottles,
Nerf guns, rubber chickens, firecrackers, small nuclear
weapons, etc., not to mention the stupendous train-like blasts
of their powerful horns.
"A campus safety officer."
The Theology Majors."
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The Southern Accent
Volume 55 Number 18
Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
Ilil'I.MV^III'M.'EESI
iddie Avant struck by car
jmpus Safety director hit while trying to stop fraud against school
INSIDE
)llegedale Police still use
-tech radio frequencies
Hackers slow
university network
^k^
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SA elections are today
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Top 10
INDIA
MAHAL
POLICE
from p. 1
Ti n Soi-mcEM acckt NEWS Trngaw
rd. M ** rank-mcta " to ^*JJ* I P , »2U '""
bumped higher and highi
Christian recording artist to perform today
New system allows faculty to use ID cards at
VM, students wish to do the same
s completely healthy, and Hi
New Spanish classes
to be offered next
it
Students to
experience hands-on
archaeology
exercise planned to unearth new
information about a historic house
Vadym (Dima) m-vm<
Didenko ji,,™,,','^
by Charla Candy -;";;;; '-•"">■'
Originally Dima had unlj
car. Ilui soon oftcr
TilL'HSDAV FFBRUARt 24,2000
Sports
tramural basketball standings
Team Wins Losses
en's AA Division
PETERSON 6 3
BROWN 5 4
HAMClll g
en's A - Division I
j A - Division II
iGUIRRE 5
JLSON 5
jDMISTER 2
JUB05QUE 3
j B Division
■ >n\M>\
Intramural
Hockey
B league sign-up
[:00p.m. Sunday,
Febuary 27
New penalties regarding
in-line skating policy
Casebolt edges out Martin for A league
division I championship
Olson elimi-
nates Aguirre
from playoffs
Check
standings
online
intramural.southern.edu
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■ Thursday February 24, 2000
Editorial
The Southern Accent
Southern's Student Wicc Since 1926
Edi tori als
A Machiavellian Campaign?
Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down
Art SA ded-ionsj^t
a box of choColaW
Letters to the Editor!
To Kate and Library hours Z^^lX'ig
Jaclyn correction N°;~St™5!
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Wrong political
information
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Commentary
;iub drugs linked to sexual assaults,
erious health effects
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Harmony
Harmony is a sopho-
. Thursday, February 24, 2000
Diversions
Mothers do brunch
occurred last s
See Ruby Falls
Ask Sholly
t aboul an embarrassing incident I
„ t , I had almost' forgollen aboul thee
people continue to gossip about it. In fact the incident is so la, Iron, the , ra ,J
I no longer recognize the story. I want ad\ tec on no e >->|
a halt and encourage the folks spreading it to quit.
Tired of Gossip
Dear Tired of Gossip .
It is really awful when people gossip, especially .1 it is about you. I s __
>o„ should ennlron. .lie e i head on ll >o„ Ilea, amone la king about «,,]
J,,, ,den. laclliilh ask him "i he, wheic Hies he. 1 I hen loll the ' gossip,,-!
wl, „ ,ealli h. ened and inform llieni thai in Proverbs 15:2 it sa>s ,!,.„ ,, I
„,,e Mil, v. ill be e.ueli.l " '•-- ,h.„ }"« he.n but I he ilioulh ol the sh-J
repeat gossip. This is how reputations of people get tarntshed, and it is a htfl
way lorain a person's life. It is also important when people hear gossip IhatJ
don't spread il but pray for the person thai the gossip is about. That is the ■
Christian thing to do! You should point that out. 1 hope that whatever it is |]
this gossip is about, il will stop and you will be able lo concentrate on more
important things that will make you a better person. Good luck!
Sholly
Sweet taste of Indi
INDIA
MAHAL
AUTHENTIC INDIAN CUISiNE
Prosser's People
Go below
entering a cave!
■Tell someone q
where you will Ij
■Wear protects
each time
Have a great spring break!
Thursday, February 24, 2000
Faith & Values
Wanna be like Resources on the
integrity of Ellen
am White
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interview with Will
inns
Veekend Speakers Schedule
Hamilton Community
What are your goals
for the Spring Break
mission trip?
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the
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Pettibone addresses
recent dialogues on
interpretation of the
Reformation
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Humor
It's Spring
oaiH it Break, you were
OfllU II going to go on
a cool trip,
(more on other side)
*l
— Julie Doughty
Junior
'd sell my clothes and walk
around naked."
ft
-Eric Cavanaugh
Oh, to be an RA!
Top
"Complain to my teddy-t
m
Books you will never see at
Campus Shop
by*
Rob York
10.
SA has Pizza for Everyone! And Other Myths of
Southern
9.
10 Medicinal Uses of Caffine
8.
The Value of Holding Hands: Southern's Guide to
Crosswalk Safety
7.
We are Nothing Without Inter-Scholastic Sports
6.
Why J.H. Kellogg was Man of the Millennium
(cont'd) bUt all
your money OQJH ll
was stolen! =><=IIU ||
What are you
going to do?
£
I'd be a caveman for a week." I
Td hitch a ride with a McKee ti
I'd go camping with Wendy!"
d use my credit card."
Deborah Schander
One Hundred and One Uses for Sp;
Why Deans Really Wants VCRs in
Everyone's Rooms
3.
Your Jewelry Reflects itov
Your Character lv«
2.
Sometimes I Just Want Beef
1.
PDA-Pretty Dang Awesome
(These jokes do not reflect my opinions.
Southern Accent
Volume 55 Number 19
Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
haplain missing
CA's Ron Priest disappeared
iday at a Ga. St. Park
\0
m
Students
bypass
primary
election
"If there was ever a presidential
candidate I could vote for in good
: then I would vote."
Donn Leatherman
>ting high in election
len victorious by 7 votes; Myers wins executive; Barber wins social
J INSIDE
Ed Wright speaks for
Top Ten...
said it
Southern counseling
in the community
THI ■..rni. nN -Ucivi NEWS Thlkspa-. M.m MOO
Name changes are being madenext
Avant answers
senators'questions
Get with the prd
gram Uncle Sail
College students waj
to vote online
Sports
Underclassmen defeat seniors
in the Rees Series
Aaron Wilson leads sophomores to win, 100-87
Intramural floor hockey
standings
Team Wins Losses Ties Points!
Men's A Division
INMAN
H. PRENTICE
OLSON
UMLAUF
Men's
B Division
BOSLEY
1
3LESS
SALHANY
1
DAMP
■IICKAM
<ENERSON
ROUSE
1
Women's Division
EDMISTER
-i
FULFORD
LEMDRY
AFFOLTER
RAHN
RIVERA
1 n
Diversions
^ere and Now
Prosser's People
Ask Sholly
Faith & Values
r ith wings Things to look forward to
eagles." -EI— ,, ,,
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Weekend Speakers Schedule
SSSSwaar
The Third
Ed Wrighi
Collegedale
Standifer Gap
Village Chapel
Chatteronline
McDonald Road
Hamilton Community
Eiix vara • Thursday, March 16, 2000
Editorial
The Southern Accent
Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
Editorials
Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down
,',':.™";
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L» re n«
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gwood trees in
Thu
or snipes in
"Hey don't ask me kid,.. They just pay me to hold the sign."
GET INVOLVED— VOTE!
Letters to the Editol
Calling all 'Social' workers
Picture of the Week
Missionary sends thanks
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• Thukmi.-vi, March Id. 20110
Commentary
Adversity
een hit really hard. Dodge these peopl
f we attempt to get possible. Seek to
■,{ heme hit ay:.m. So b\ «and ready and w
nun'ateiy. 'the trade especially when y.
iging to you physically There truly is nothing 1
:ely to be constantly maI wl,L '" ||,L ' llas Oliver.
rhisisyour
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This is your GPA with help
from the
Center for Learning Success
Midterm grades
not quite what you wanted?
Call us at 238-2574
A We will workwith you to help you reach your goals."
Humor
Why is the
CaiH it shamrock a
balQ ll symbol of St.
Patrick's Day?
"Something you hold o
1
Snakes were attacking St.
Pairick, he saw a bunch of sham-
rocks, waved Ihem in front of the
snakes, and scared them away."
-Curtis McCormick
"Doesn't It symbolize the trinity?"
Bj
'Shamrock means nothing to
"Because three is a charm."
10
Reasons for Girls
to Date
"Trombone Players
by Reegie Thomas
111 Greal kissing, due to the trombonist's highly developed lip control and .eriMUuh
9. Their strong arms - well-defined and muscular from hefting their
least a couple times each week
8. Finding out what really goes on with all those spray bottles, Nerf guns,
fowls, power tools, etc. in the back row during hand and orchestra rehearsal
7. Assurance that a successful musical career will probably never come between
you and him
6. Automatic membership in the pun e-mail list, with pu'ls like "Who h this person Kay? She
must be really popular, because people are always saj inj thai they're going 'to see Kay'"
5. You have a great excuse for spending many happy hours alone with him
in a music building practice room (refer to #10)
4. Their ioud and fast cars, feared and respected by Campus Safety, the
Collegedale Police and little old ladies everywhere
3. You'll never know what will happen next, but you know it will be exciiing
(chicken kidnapping, for example, or Nerf gun fights)
2. He knows lots of LTe.il jokes, like how to make a French
hom sound like a trombone,* or how to make a trom-
bone sound like a biplane.
1. Select any one of the following: (dr
please...) Jared, Aaron, Jason,
Jeremiah. Derek or Reggie
* You stick your hand in the bell and m;
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By the way...
lugubrious (loo-goo-bree-us)
adj. Mournful or doleful, especial-
ly to a ludicrous degree. [Latin
lugubris - mournful]
Culturefot
Banquet
Thursday. April 6. 6:30 p.m.
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«" i" 1 n il lonal entertainment— Fire
rural iemon&traLK)n5,dra-
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Mar>y PeoHe
What does the
adjective S3 1 fill
"lugubrious" oai ^11
mean?
"Burdensome or heavy."
—Alison Hartzog
and Janna Clark
Seniors
"Feeling slimy and goobery."
—Heathen!
and Mindji
Senior and Sopho
v you feel after you e?|
By Leigh Rujiii
The Southern Accent
Volume 55 Number 20
Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
jthern
; 10
miTmmm^vm
McVay elected dean of Seminary
T INSIDE
C wing in
e to be
odeled
Next year's editors selected by the
student media board
Priest alive and in Arkansas
to
Picture of the Week
▼ INDEX
NEWS THHM'"-""' i: j'' v _
Thatcher and Talge
becoming more con-
sistent with rules.
Dorm, cafeteria and
general costs to
increase next year
Rise in
tuition not
expected
to affect
enrollment
Adventist leader pre-
sents report on racial
justice at White House
Write and
Win:
Legacy
contest
with $50
prize
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Protestants
forced out of
Southern
Mexican village I
Retirement center planned for Southern's camp
• Thlksp-y), M akcii 23, 21101)
Sports
itramerals: a brief
»ok at last week's
ames
avorite teacher
Intramural floor hockey
standings
What time is it?
Men's A Division
Men's B Division
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1
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1 3 T
1 3 T
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Commentary
1 political party. Tho Libertarian
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main role is to protect the nghis
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Diversions
Picture of the week Horse
drawn fun
Furry fun at
Warner Pk. Zoo
Hi Caleb MIk
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the Hamilton Community
Korean Youth Rally
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be held jointly wllh the main service.
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■ Twice/month
21% U^^J
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Thud mo™ »>*»»&« other
Humor
said it
What are some
activities you
would like to
see the SA host
next year?
Oats, peas, beans &
barley, corn and rye
—Natalie Pleasants
What SA func-
tion or activity qojr||
did you enjoy oa| U
this year?
that Kathy put into the activities.
It's not easy trying to please
"I appreciate all the hard work
and effort the SA has put forth
this year. They did great."
)uld like to see them put
3 focus on outreach ministry
ie community."
-Hick Lamneck
W
'A mountain bike ri
The Steve Green Concert
good. I'd like tc
Things not to put on your
Student Dean Application
10. I won't have to actually talk to students,
will I?
9. I'm actually against organized religion
8. Past leadership experience. . .do riots count?
7. I can't tell you my GPA. It's against my
religion.
6. Will I need one of those Bible thingeys?
5. I mean, if my shrink can be convinced...
4. I mean, if my parole officer can be con-
vinced...
3. Is there space in the room for my big-
screen?
2. "Academy or High School attended?" This
changes everything!
1 . I know where you live, Negron.
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Disclaimer: The Student Dean i:
any way disrespect the importaii'
an honorable position. I do not
: of this job. Please don't hurt r
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Volume 55 Number 21
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Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
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IS increases Internet bandwidth
Southern adding a second T1 line to speed up sluggish Ethernet
Changes taking place
on 1st floor of Brock
Students 24+
kicked off
campus
said it
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Students claim Campus Shop lacks
adequate art supplies
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Goodbye, "little green monsters"
Semester examination passes to be eliminated this spring
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new teachers!
Art department growth raisej
need for more staff
Graduation seating
limited this spring
Intramurals
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One Wor(4
Many People
April 3-8,2.000
A special week celebrating diversity of cultures and people
on our planet and at our university.
The week's events
Monday:
Cafeteria lunch special: Latin American dishes (watch for signs in cafeteria explaining each item)
7:00 p.m. Joint worship in Thatcher Hall — The Asian Club
Tuesday:
' Cafeteria lunch special: Asian Cuisine, following authentic Asian recipes
7:00 p.m. Joint worship in Thatcher Hail — Darwin Ayscue presents "Sign Language & its Culture
Wednesday:
' Cafeteria lunch special: Middle Eastern and Indian Cuisine
' 7:00 p.m. Joint worship in Thatcher Hall — The Latin American Club
Thursday:
** 1 1 :00 a,m. Convocation at Church: Caleb Rosado, the president of Consulting for Change in
Human Systems (California), speaks on "Compassion and Multicultural Sensitivity"
*~ 4:00 p.m. SAU Employee Diversity Workshop with Caleb Rosado in Lynn Wood Hall Chapel
*" 6:30 p.m. Culturefest Banquet in Dining Hall: Admission by ticket (banquet tickets can be
charged to your SAU account with l,D. card at the cafeteria - tickets are only $7 each).
An evening of exotic foods from seven countries plus international entertainment, including an Asian
fire demonstration, native Hawaiia
Dress is casual.
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8:00 p.m.Vespers— by NAPS (Nai
Friday:
ial Association for the Prevention of Starvation)
Sabbath:
*" 10:15 a.m.The Third in lies PE Center presents Will Johns on "Strange Things"
«•" 9:30 p.m. Fashion Show — The Latin American Club (watch for announcements for this event)
This week Is sponsored by the SAU Diversity Committee:
Vlnlta Sauder. chair, Josef Ghosn. Robert Hargrove. Dennis Negron, Dennis Pettlbone Braden
and Jole Pewitt. Yvonne Scarlett. Kari Shultz. Larry Williams. Judy Winters, and Ed Wright
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The Southern Accent ♦ Thursday, March 30, 2000
Commentary
■eeew . . . Southern
>eople!
; lo kids from Collegedali
just BREATHE.
loud neighbors and
il, dreadfully worldly si
[[fully worldly thing lik
'■■II 'Tod - ».ffldlyihini;U'ould
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Tillerson
Harmony is a sophi
Some good reasons young people
should avoid alcohol
Tltev mas think that tvcacc the, t.
than 1 percent of AIDS cases occ
, beam drinking before age 15 are
loo,, one- more lid, ,0 dcelop
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alcoholism Han those s.ho begin a
April has been designated as
Alcohol A>, oreness Month by line
According lolltc Ninth Special
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young people to avoid alcohol and
i„fec,ed,,i,>ia.e,«all, ,,.,„ ed
'.,.,.,,,.■ a.,,,, intercourse thai
olfe, healthy alternatives to drink-
lia.hse,,. ui 1 million Ln.p
'rTiis come, an good lime since
December ITO by the Center On
many schools ate no. bus,|, plan-
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health and development of young
Alcohol u-e „ implicated in
lilehet io ha.e .esual intercourse
thai, .„,; ..ngle drug accordtng lo
nie i. one piece to helping soune
slcoho! use-by me people make informed, healihy -
Diversions
Jouper! Salad!
Prosser's People
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The Southern Accent ♦ Thursday, March 30, 2000
Humor
What was the
cairl it bestA P ril
OCIIU II Fool's trick
played on you?
Everyone needs
a good laugh
H
'My roommate sprayed a bitter
animal repellent on my drinking
:up- 1 was always afraid to use
"Some friends took out the valve
to trie girl's dean in revenge for
I pranks I had done."
program, but they didn't
stay in touch."
is at a Hawks game and
I stood up to cheer some
guy pulled my pants down. I was
leering in my boxer shorts."
s living in Africa, my
parents woke us up two hours
early, fed us breakfast, and then
ralk to school. We discov-
3 prank when the teacher
didn't
vupa
1
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-Roberta Sacui
5 middle ol the night.
1
What is the
best April 'diri 1
Fool's trick «KJi
you've pulled?
—Jen Murdoch
Brandt and I put garlic ir
"My friends, Tiffany Lindsay and
Tonya Rincon, and I climbed on tc
of a Coke machine and convincec
the other girls in the dorm that yoi
could reach in and grab free pops
— Kimberly ParkerR
■
'My friends and I 'kidnapped
another friend of o
real'. We eve
At the end of the dayl
[revealed everything."
-Reggie Jean-Jacqur
10
Most Requested
Songs at Southern
10. I fought Wright Hall (and Wright Hall won)
9. Only Negron Knows Why
8. The Gym Masters Song ( Ow, My Knee)
7. The Ballad of Dr. Sarnaan and Brian Cassell
6. Four Walls Closin' In (An Ode to My Room)
5. Standing Outside a Broken ATM with my
Tuition Bill in My Hand
4. What a Dean Wants
3. Pretty Fly for a Campus Safety Guy
2. My Baby's in Love with Brandon Nudd
I ■ I Did it All for the Vespers Date
Disclaimer: The Gym Masters are a reallv ureal il lni„„,
"Our senior class Cnsco-ed school haJiwa
wound back the clocks, !et 100
mice loose in the building, and
superglued toothpicks in the key-
holes. We caused $10,000 dam-
age and almost postponed gradu-
— Anca Raducanu™
■'
"We put chickens intt
ling of our school's ad
(tied the doors shut froi
entry couldn't be bi
-Cort Sommervilte
Junior
"Some friends and I called a classmate^
and pretended her son hadn't
returned to school after break.
She thought we were serious u
she heard him laughing in the
background."
-Rhonda Rcynoldsl
doors closed wi
Saran Wrap-ed the toilelj
Forest Lake ^
THE END
I NEAR
The Southern Accent
Volume 55 Number 22
Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
looding in Collegedale
Tornado siren fails
More drills to be held on campus soon
PARK
One World, One Banquefl
f^xr";r;"::^
Many Peo^(e-°-
Students prepare
for mission work
It's Getmng ...
And it wiHwblowuyou away
Senator Frisi
speaks for
Commence- 1
ment
'Senate wrap!
up business]
Senators finish this]
year's business,
thinking of the futuri
StravgQQQstival
16, 2000, iles gymnasium, 9:00
Doison j i °' QJ,V
earn
pdates
Sports
New Gym-Masters
coach coming to
Southern next year
Fight, fight, fight!!!!!
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in the Memories 2000-2001 Team
Call @2722 for more information
i how you can be part of the yearbook staff
ire-mail cdmaller@southen.edLi
Yelena
Serebrennikova
by Jeannie Tillman
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The Southern Accent • Thursday, April 6, 2000
Editorial
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Editorials
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Thumbs Up & Thumbs Down
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About the Accent
Letters to the Editor
Choosing news Let the Don't blame t
values Senator art departmeijl
( D express my concern afcwnhc placemen! 0|Jfc;af\ .ui.^-.^n •W^-
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The Southern Accent ♦ Thursday, April 6, 2000
Commentary
ay rights: an issue of tol-
ance or morality?
/^Political Why I am a sinq e
Corner. J
issue voter
if the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spin
u.h „
rifling positive growih and Homosexuality is won]
>e regarded as simply another chosen lifestyle. Howev
Jolene Harrell
mpletely agree with. 1
fy my choices. 1 impo
nd fight for my right u
: two rights are obviously
comment on the
Accent
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/ant an umbrella?
That bugs, the living daylig
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The Accent
is looking for
staff members
for next year.
Harmony
Tillerson
Harmony is a sopho-
call
2721 or 2277
email
cvdolson
@ southern.edu
. Thursday, Armi f\ 2H0IJ
Diversions
Live from Ackerman
Sleeping
outdoors
■ Thi r^u'.Vi. Apiul 6, 2000
Faith & Values
tale from Fenton Forest
10 reasons why the writings of
JJJJLSh cou'ldTad^if^hoSm. S^Xhrfl^i^K
E.G. White are still relevant to
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Ways to draw
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by Reggie Thomas
10. Instead of letting the rest of your cafe minimum
go to waste, ask for 25 servings of any vegetable, then
ceremoniously dump it all on the front steps of
Wright Hall
9. Walk into a random class, sit down beside some-
one you don't know, and loudly ask them, "Who's the
new teacher?"
8. Put an ad in the Accent soliciting a Vespers date
7. Attack the library with a loaded Nerf gun, taking
hostages and blocking the exits until someone agrees
to drive you to Wal-Mart
6. Drive a noisy car without a hood, parking it in
handicapped spaces and on sidewalks
5. Picket Wright Hall, demanding that swimsuits be
allowed in the library and the cafeteria
4. Excite envy and admiration by writing a letter to
the Accent bragging that you date a trombone player
3. Tell the people standing around you in the cafe
line that you are officer 147, and that your ticket
quota has just been doubled
2. Build an altar in the middle of Taylor Circle ded-
icated to your favorite GymMaster
1. During the pre- Vespers parade, smear on
some fake blood and run from the church to the
girls' dorm while screaming to everyone you
meet, "The organ fell over, the organ fell over!"
Mrs. Nyirady for all h
and encouraging words. T
for your Christ-lil
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Things Pat Buchanon has a
better chance of doing than
being president
10. Beating Jesse Ventura at the Body's former job
9. Winning the Nobel Peace Prize
8. Having Bill Clinton say Buchanon's name and the words "good guy" in
the same sentence.
7. Having a national holiday commemorated to him in the month of February.
6. Walk down the streets of Mexico City and make it back alive.
5. Get invited to any of Jesse Jackson's dinner parties.
4. 1 can see it now: 8 p.m. Monday night on ABC- Who Wants to be Extreme
Right-Winger?
3. Get one of the days of Hannukah named after him.
2. Have one of the No Limit Soldiers appear in public and "Give a
shout-out to my man Pat."
1. Not much I can think of is less likely. His chances are pretty bad.
The mission field
A letter from a student
missionary in Majuro
.-lions ihey bring, a «lrong Idling "t iiiJe[viiJeiitc -"tern.
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Faith & Values
Ffiejporyof
a prophet
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:o begin: The Desire of Ages
quaint alternative to
3llegedale
Hamilton Community
Mark Bfesee
•Living Free in Christ'
10 reasons why the writings of E.G.White
are still relevant to me today, Part 2
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How to Study Ellen
White's Writings
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Humor
If you were
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SalU It In next year's
CuHureFest,
what would you
do?
•I would tap-dance."
Eyes wide,
wide shut
—Jennifer Williams
I
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would have to
appearance a
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favorite part of
CultureFest?
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"The ice sculpture v
The hula dancing."
"I'd give a cooking demonstration
on how to make popcorn without
burning It"
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a kill and play bagpipes."
—Susie Zalback
&
Reasons to date
tennis players
by
Rob York
10. We're likely to be pretty strong in at least one
arm.
9. We don't stay angry because the court is kind
of like a primal scream session.
8. Connections. (I know Agassi. Seriously.)
7. We're all about 8% body fat or less. Ain't that
right, Rustad?
6. We're content with what we have. Unless we
don't get our tennis trophies (the article said, "Rob
York wins tennis trophy." WHAT TROPHY? I did
n't even get a plaque! I would've settled for a
shoulder rub and some McDonalds' coupons!)
5. We don't take losses personally. (Right,
Snider?)
4. Sympathy.
3. Can a trombone player run a mile in under 6
minutes? Well, neither can I, but that's not the
point . . .
2. We often talk to God when we play. He often
says no, and we learn to deal with this.
1 . They're not all like me.
Disclaimor: Aw, c'mon Snider! I'm just kidding!
You'll get me next time!
— Leann Georgeson
"The swaying torsos ot beautiful
Fugees."
1 liked the hula girls."
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Volume 55 Number 24
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Southern's Student Voice Since 1926
Van Wyk, Kuntaraf confirmed by Senate
Low senate turnout stalls other confirmations
Working in the SonRise pageant
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Rep. Zach Wamp looking
ward to visiting Southern
PUC history
professor dies
in classroom
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Collegedale resident faces
punishment for telephone
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Destiny drama team finish]
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Blood Assurance would like II
Adventist University for their participation ii
year. Someone needs blood every sevei
200 donations every day to n
Blood supplie
beginning ot this year. Irish Black, sales representative for our I
region, said, "We can always count on Southern to help. Everyfl
t and Southern to help- E*
year there a tot who come out and donate blood." This year ws
368 participants and contributed 319 pints of blood. SouIheW Sj
est contributing schools in tl
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to go through the whole procedure. It has b
' our community.
—Andrea Kuntaraf, CABL. d
Southern's first fine
|rt show, April 15
Indents and faculty unite artistic abilities
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Call for appointment: (423) 396-9112
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10. Ah, snap.
9. He's / she's / it's a beast.
8. Worship requirements.
7. I'm going to the cafe (pro-
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5. Night check.
4. Minor violation.
3. Apostacize.
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5. (This looks really bad)
4. We got pizza at the Super
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