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SPORTSMEN    PARSONS 

IN   PEACE   AND   WAR 


The  REV.  JACK  RUSSELL,  M.F.H.,   M.O.H. 

IN    OLD    AGE 


Frontispiece.] 


SPORTSMEN  PARSONS 

::    IN  PEACE  AND  WAR    :: 

By      MRS.       STUART       MENZIES,       Author  of 
*' WOMEN  IN  THE  HUNTING  FIELD;'  ''MEMORIES 
OF  LORD   WILLIAM  BERESFORD,    V.C:'   ''ABNEGA- 
TION:'  ''LOVE'S  RESPONSIBILITIES,"  ETC. 


With  31  Illustrations 
on  art  paper 


LONDON:  HUTCHINSON  &    CO, 
PATERNOSTER  ROW,  E.C.    O 


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PRINTED    BV    THE    ANCHOR    PRESS    LTD.    TIPTREE    ESSEX    ENGLAND. 


PREFACE 

BEFORE  the  war,  while  turning  over  the  closely-filled 
pages  of  my  memory,  I  came  across  some  pigeon-holes 
containing  packets  tied  up  with  ribbons  of  pink,  blue, 
and  black  ;  they  led  me  to  some  photograph-albums  and  scrap- 
books  redolent  of  things  and  people  of  yesterday  and  long 
ago.  There  I  found  a  number  of  what  in  pre-war  days  we 
would  have  called  the  "  sporting  parson,"  and  it  occurred  to 
me  what  a  wrong  impression  many  folk  had  of  them.  This 
decided  me  to  write  a  book  dealing  with  the  lives  of  a  few. 

There  are  many  more  I  should  like  to  write  about,  but  want 
of  space  forbids. 

I  think  a  certain  duty  rests  upon  each  successive  generation 
to  pass  on  to  the  next  as  faithful  a  record  as  possible  of  the  men 
and  women  who  have  left  pleasant  echoes  in  the  valleys  where 
they  have  wandered. 

My  critics  may  say  I  have  met  some  sublime  specimens 
amongst  my  parsons,  and  that  I  am  a  hero -worshipper.  I 
think  I  have  met  some  sublime  specimens,  and  that  to  be  a 
hero-worshipper  is  not  a  thing  to  be  despised,  for  who  can  say 
that  it  may  not  lead  us  to  become  heroes  and  heroines  our- 
selves ? 

It  has  become  the  fashion  to  abuse  the  sporting  parson,  in 
consequence  of  a  few  having  been  a  disgrace  to  their  cloth,  and 
they  have  brought  the  rest  into  disrepute.  But  who  are  we 
that  we  should  judge  human  beings  from  a  poUceman's  point  of 
view  ?  Will  the  opinion  of  those  who  are  narrow-minded  and 
can  only  think  in  kindergarten  language  or  worn-out  symbols 
help  us  in  our  study  of  the  deep,  dark  science  of  man  ?     Life 


vi.  Preface 

is  a  religious  thing  or  it  is  not  life  at  all.     I  firmly  believe  that 
religion  is  inherent  in  every  human  being. 

Perhaps  it  will  be  well  to  analyse  briefly  what  we  mean 
when  we  speak  of  the  sporting  parson.  Certainly  not  the  old 
exploded  idea  of  the  men  who  slapped  their  thighs,  drank  and 
swore ;  but  rather  the  clean-minded,  nature-loving,  open-air- 
loving  clerics  who  as  a  rule  are  not  blessed  with  a  super-abund- 
ance of  this  world's  good  things,  but  who  seek  recreation  and 
health  once  or  perhaps  twice  a  week  by  following  hounds, 
shooting,  fishing — possibly  ski-ing,  if  they  can  go  abroad  for  a 
little  holiday — or  in  healtliful  games. 

The  element  of  sport  is  alive  in  the  hearts  of  most  men 
worthy  of  the  name,  and  it  is  that  which  makes  them  brave. 
The  same  instinct  that  made  them  seek  sport  in  pre-war  days 
made  them  anxious  to  go  to  the  front  and  share  the 
dangers  and  hardships  of  the  troops,  while  hoping  to  be  of  some 
use  and  comfort  to  them.  It  is  the  sporting  instinct  that 
makes  men  straight  and  true.  When  we  hear  a  man  called  a 
"  Real  Sportsman  "  we  at  once  picture  to  ourselves  an  in- 
dividual who  under  all  circumstances  can  be  trusted  to  play 
the  game  fairly  and  squarely. 

Nearly  all  the  soldiers  I  have  spoken  to  about  the  army 
chaplains,  have  as  terms  of  highest  praise,  said,  "He  is  a  real 
sportsman."  One  man  whom  I  asked  if  he  had  found  a  chaplain 
who  was  a  help  and  comfort  to  him  replied,  "  Yes  !  I  like  them 
all— at  least,  the  most  of  them,"  and  he  tried  to  explain  to  me 
how,  when  going  into  action,  knowing  well  they  were  standing 
on  the  borders  of  the  Great  Beyond,  they  could  speak  to  a 
chaplain  of  things  they  would  not  hke  to  say  to  anyone  else, 
things  that  would  seem  "  sloppy-like  " ;  and  he  felt  the  chaplains 
could  be  trusted  when  they  were  "  sports  "  to  carry  out  faith- 
fully their  wishes,  and  be  kind  to  those  who  would  grieve  if 
Ihey  were  killed. 

The  terrible  realities  of  to-day  leave  little  room  or  inclination 


Preface  vii. 

for  sport  or  recreation,  and  I  doubt  if  ever  again  we  shall  see 
the  old  stamp  of  sporting  parson.  All  the  more  reason  that  we 
should  not  forget  them. 

As  children  we  love  to  be  told  stories,  and  the  love  clings  to 
us  through  life  ;  perhaps  there  may  be  people  who  will  care  to 
read  of  the  parsons  in  this  book,  whose  lives,  many  of  them,  have 
been  unsung  too  long.  There  are  a  few  who  do  not  appeal  to 
us,  but  I  have  taken  them  as  they  came  to  my  mind,  good,  bad, 
and  indifferent :   happily  the  good  predominate. 

To  be  a  successful  parson,  clergyman,  priest,  or  whatever  we 
call  them,  requires  a  man  to  have  all  the  gifts  of  the  gods  rolled 
into  one. 

Far  be  it  from  me  to  suggest  it  is  only  among  the  sporting 
parsons  that  good  and  great  men  are  to  be  found,  for  it  has  been 
my  privilege  to  know  many — Father  Staunton  and  Cardinal 
Manning,  for  example. 

After  all,  we  are  only  variations  of  one  single  theme. 

A.   C.    STUART   MENZIES. 


CONTENTS 

CHAPTEB  PAGE 

I.   THE  REV.  J.  W.  ADAMS,  V.C.      -       -       -  1 

II.   THE  REV.  GEORGE  HUSTLER,  M.F.H.       -       -  13 

III.  THE  REVS.  CECIL  LEGARD,  E.  A.  MILNE,  M.F.H., 

AND  L.  B.  MORRIS       -       -       -       -  27 

IV.  THE   REV.    JACK   RUSSELL,    M.F.H.  AND   M.O.H.  36 
V.      THE    REVS.    H.    P.    COSTOBADIE   AND    J.    W.    KING       -  49 

VI.      THE   REV.    E.    BURNABY          -                 -                 -                 -  62 

VII.      THE   REV.    C.    KINGSLEY          -                 -                 -                 -  75 

VIII.      THE   REV.    CHARLES    SLINGSBY             -                 -                 -  85 

IX.      THE    REV.    DEAN    HOLE             -                  -                  -                  -  100 

X.      THE   REVS.   E.    CHARD,   JOHN   FROUDE,    M.F.H.,   AND 

J.    MICHELL,    M.F.H.                -                  .                  .                  _  1^2 
XI.      THE    REVS.     PIERCE    ARMAR    BUTLER    AND    "  BILLY 

BUTLER  "                    -                  -                  .                  .                  .  127 

XII.       THE    REV.    E.    A.    ALDRIDGE                      -                  _                  .  137 

XIII.  THE   REV.    WYER   HONEY,    M.H.            -                 -                 -  146 

XIV.  THE   REV.    S.    D.    LOCKWOOD                   -                 -                 -  158 
XV.      THE   REV.    RUPERT   INGLIS                       -                 _                 _  1^7 

XVI.      THE  REV.    W.    BENTON              -                 -                 -                 .  201 
XVII.      THE  REVS.  HON.  MAURICE  PEEL,  M.C.,  B.  GOODERHAM, 

AND    P.    BERESFORD,    D.S.O.               -                  -                  -  232 

XVIII.      FATHER   BRINDLE,    D.S.O.       -                 -                 -                 -  248 

XIX.       CHAPLAIN   MACKENZIE,    SALVATION  ARMY                       -  259 

XX.  FATHER   FINN              -                 -                 .                 _                .  271 

XXI.  THE    REVS.    E.    L.    WATSON   AND    T.    TATTERSALL       -  285 
XXII.     THE    REVS.   H.    HALL,     MAZZINI    TRON,    M.C.,    D.S.O., 

AND   W.   F.  ADDISON,    V.C.                 -                -                .  294 

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ILLUSTRATIONS 


THE  REV.  JACK  RUSSELL,  M.F.H.,  M.O.H.,  IN  OLD  AGE  Frontispiece 

Facing  page 

„            „        J.    W.    ADAMS,    V.C.                  -                   -                  -                  -                   -                   -  12 

,,            ,,        GEORGE    HUSTLER,    M.F.H.                    -                  -                   -                   -                   -  13 

„            ,,        GEORGE    HUSTLER    IN    THE    FOREST    OF    DEAN           -                  -                   -  20 

ACKLAM  HALL,  HOME  OF  THE  REV.  GEORGE  HUSTLER                 -                  -                   -  21 

THE    REV.    CECIL    LEGARD         -  -  -  -  -  -  -32 

,,            ,,        E.  A.   MILNE,   M.F.H.,   IN  THE  CATTISTOCK   COUNTRY              -                   -  33 

THE    REV.    JACK    RUSSELL,    M.F.H. ,    M.O.H.         -                  -                  -                   -                   -  46 

THE    POWDER    CUPBOARD    (WHERE    THE    FAMOUS    JACK    RUSSELL    WROTE    HIS 

sermons)  -  -  -  -  -  -  -47 

THE    REV.   J.    W.   KING,    OWNER   OF    "  APOLOGY  "         -                  -                 -                 -  60 

,,            ,,        E.    BURNABY    AND    HIS    LITTLE    FAVOURITES               -                  -                  -  61 

SIR  CHARLES  SLINGSBY,  M.F.H.,  BART.,  AND  HIS  HUNTER  "  SALTFISH  "               -  86 

THE    REV.    CHARLES    SLINGSBY    OF    SCRIVEN    PARK       -                  -                   -                   -  87 

MEMORIAL  WINDOWS  AND  BRASS  OF  THE  REV.  CHARLES  SLINGSBY     -                 -  94 

SCRIVEN  PARK,  SOUTH  FRONT.       THE  HOME  OF  THE  SLINGSBYS               -                   -  95 

THE    REV.    E.    CHARD    ("THE    BISHOP  ")              .                   .                   .                   -                   .  114 

„            „        J.    MICHELL                 .......  115 

,,           ,,        PIERCE   ARMAR   BUTLER   ("  PURBECK    PILGRIM")                    -                  -  134 

,,            ,,        BILLY    BUTLER                            ......  I35 

,,            „        E.  A.  ALDRIDGE,  M.D.,  F.R.G.S.,  IN  HIS  MANDARIN  ROBE  -                   -  144 

,,            ,,        R.   WYER  HONEY  ON  HIS  FAVOURITE   HUNTER,    "  LITTLE   BILL  "    -  145 

,,            ,,        S.    LOCKWOOD           .......  166 

„            „        RUPERT    INGLIS       ---....  167 

„            ,,        AND    HON.    MAURICE    PEEL,    M.C.    -                   -                   -                   -                   .  234 

LT.-COL.    P.   W.   BERESFORD,   D.S.O.                        .....  235 

THE    RIGHT    REV.    BISHOP    BRINDLE,    D.S.O.                          -                   -                  -                   -  258 

MAJOR       WILLIAM       MACKENZIE,      M.C,      SALVATION      ARMY      CHAPLAIN      TO 

AUSTRALIAN    TROOPS  -  -  -  -  -  -2  59 

THE  REV.   WILLIAM   FINN,  THE  FIRST  ARMY  CHAPLAIN  TO  GIVE  HIS  LIFE  IN 

THE    GREAT   WAR        -...--.  278 

THE    REV.    WILLIAM    FINN    MEMORIAL   TABLET                  ....  279 

„            ,,        H.    A.    HALL                 .......  296 

„            ,,        W.    F.    ADDISON,  V.C.             ......  297 

xi 


SPORTSMEN  PARSONS  IN 
PEACE  AND  WAR 


Chapter  I 


An  Ancient  Institution — The  Prodigal  Son  in  Pink — Sir  Tatton  Sykes  Views  Holy 
Land  Pictures — Hunting  Attire  in  1762 — Parishioners'Views  of  their  Parson — 
The  Rev.  J.  W.  Adams,  V.C.,  in  India — On  the  March  from  Cabul  to  Candahar 
— Hunt  Hounds — Wins  the  V.C. — An  Eye-witness  Tellsthe  Story — Some  1875 
V.C.'s — Ivan  Heald  in  the  Evacuation  of  the  Dardanelles — The  Padre  in  a 
Smallpox  Camp — An  Uncomfortable  Contretemps — A  Run-away  Drive — The 
Padre's  Preaching — He  Returns  to  England — His  Death — Lord  Roberts 
Erects  a  Memorial — The  Padre's  Charities. 


THE  hunting  parson  is  as  old  an  institution  as  the  Church 
itself.     In  that  book  of  books,  the  Bible,  we  read  that 
Nimrod,    the    hunter,   became   a    mighty   one  of  the 
earth. 

I  forget  who  the  artist  was  who  represented  the  Prodigal 
Son  in  pink,  breeches  and  boots,  all  complete.  Perhaps  it  was 
the  same  gentleman  who  once  painted  a  catch  of  fish  spread 
out  on  the  shore  freshly  unloaded  from  a  fisherman's  boat.  It 
represented  a  great  day's  sport,  there  being  one  each  of  a 
variety  of  species,  including  a  lobster  of  the  roseate  hue  they 
acquire  after  being  introduced  to  the  boiling-pot. 

When  the  late  Sir  Tatton  Sykes  was  once  being  shown 
some  beautiful  pictures  of  the  Holy  Land,  and  the  artist  was 
breathlessly  awaiting  some  words  of  appreciation  of  his  wonder- 
ful rendering  of  the  haze  peculiar  to  certain  parts  of  Egypt,  the 
marvellous  blending  of  colour  in  the  sunsets,  and  so  forth,  Sir 
Tatton  remarked,  "  Must  be  a  queer  country  to  get  across,  very 
queer." 

The  olden-day  monks,  who  were  supposed  to  be  the  pioneers 
of  civilisation  and  easy  virtues,  were  huntsmen — or  perhaps  I 

B 


2  Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

should  say  sportsmen.  They  were  the  masters  of  hounds, 
keeping  huntsmen,  horses,  and  hounds,  falconers  also  ;  but  I 
imagine  with  them  it  was  more  with  an  eye  to  the  pot  than  for 
the  sport. 

It  must  have  been  a  relief  in  the  gone-by  days  to  see  the 
sombre  clerical  attire  of  black  coat  and  waistcoat  amongst  the 
gaudy  garments  worn  as  late  as  1762,  when  it  was  correct  to 
wear  for  hare-hunting  a  blue  frock-coat,  scarlet  velvet  cape,  and 
a  scarlet  flannel  waistcoat  made  to  wrap  over,  or,  in  other  words, 
double-breasted.  Poor  souls,  they  were  plucky  !  For  fox- 
hunting, a  green  coat,  accompanied  by  a  grass-green  velvet  cape 
and  waistcoat,  was  considered  proper  and  dignified.  This  was 
rather  reversing  the  present-day  style,  where  green  is  the 
accepted  harrier  colour,  and  pink  for  fox-hunting. 

There  must  have  been  straight  runs  in  those  days  ;  the 
wonder  is  that  fox,  hare,  or  hounds  ever  stopped  running — ^they 
must  have  been  so  frightened. 

A  good  deal  has  been  written  about  a  few  well-known 
hunting  parsons,  but  there  are  others,  many  of  whom  I  have 
had  the  pleasure  of  knowing,  of  whom  no  scribe  has  written, 
and  whose  memory  should  be  cherished  for  ever. 

There  is  always  a  certain  amount  of  prejudice  against 
sporting  parsons.  I  wonder  why  ?  It  seems  so  narrow,  petty, 
and  short-sighted.  One  might  almost  imagine  no  religion,  no 
example  was  needed  outside  the  four  walls  of  the  church. 
Besides,  why  must  a  man  cease  to  be  human  the  moment  he 
becomes  a  parson  ?  Why  are  they  to  be  allowed  no  pet  weak- 
ness or  recreation  that  makes  life  possible  ? 

I  have  tried  to  gather  from  grumblers  what  they  consider 
suitable  and  befitting  a  parson.  It  runs  much  in  this 
fashion  : 

If  the  individual  has  a  princely  living,  worth  £80  or  £100  a 
year,  he  must  do  no  work  to  augment  his  income,  or  he  is 
neglecting  his  parish  and  is  a  money-grabber. 

If  he  stays  at  home  and  improves  his  mind,  he  is  lazy  and 
idle  ;  why  does  he  not  work  and  visit  his  parishioners  ? — so 
that  they  may  grumble  and  say  he  always  turns  up  at  their 
dinner-time — that  repast  being  generally  a  movable  one  to  suit 
the  work  of  the  family.  Some  may  even  say  their  house  is  their 
castle  just  as  much  as  it  is  to  the  gentry,  and  they  don't  see 


The  Rev.  J.  W.  Adams,  V.C.  3 

what  the  parson  wants,  coming  poking  round.  I  have  many 
times  heard  these  remarks  made. 

The  parson  must  not  hunt  on  foot  or  mounted  ;  that  is 
considered  unbecoming.  No,  he  must  sit  at  home  doing 
nothing  perhaps,  and  wait  for  some  obhging  person  to  die  and 
provide  him  with  suitable  work  in  burying  him.  It  is  rather 
an  impossible  situation.  Parishioners  often  look  upon  their 
pastor  as  neither  fish,  flesh,  fowl,  nor  good  red  herring,  but 
simply  as  a  relieving  officer,  there  for  nothing  else,  and  no 
thanks  required. 

I  think  the  sporting  parson  was  brought  into  disrepute  by  a 
few  who  occasionally  forgot  their  calling,  and  were  lacking  in 
reverence  and  the  proper  performance  of  their  duties — 
the  deserved  anathema  of  the  few  descending  upon  the 
many. 

Turning  over  the  leaves  of  an  old  album  a  short  time  ago, 
looking  at  the  faces  of  those  who  had  crossed  my  path  and 
those  who  had  travelled  with  me,  amongst  my  many  good 
friends  and  true  I  find  sporting  parsons  are  fairly  well 
represented. 

As  I  made  a  reflective  study  of  each  face  I  came  to  the 
happy  conclusion,  remembering  those  lives  as  I  have  known 
them,  that  they  were  good  men — lovable  men,  many  of  them, 
with  clean  hearts  and  minds  and  a  consuming  charity  ;  nothing 
mean,  narrow,  or  unkind  about  them,  their  only  fault  being  that 
sometimes  their  hearts  were  larger  than  their  purses. 

People  are  familiar  enough  with  the  name  of  Parson  Jack 
Russell  of  west  country  sporting  fame,  of  whom  I  shall  write 
later,  but  comparatively  few  have  heard  of  the  Rev.  J.  W. 
Adams,  V.C,  Army  Chaplain.  There  was  no  cleric  better 
known  or  better  liked  in  India  than  the  gaunt  V.C.  Padre  who 
was  so  human,  sympathetic,  truly  heroic,  and  a  great  sportsman. 
No  social  function  was  complete  without  him  in  stations 
where  he  was  officiating  ;  he  was  wanted  because  he  held 
the  affections  of  all  without  cant,  or  "  pie  jaw,"  as  the  school- 
boys call  it.  The  Tommies  adored  him  in  a  way  they  never 
care  for  anyone  who  has  not  shared  hard  times  and  dangers 
with  them,  taking  the  rough  with  the  smooth,  offering  a  helping 
hand  to  all.  Indeed,  he  was  a  great  and  good  man  grown  old 
with  other  people's  sorrows. 


4  Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

Mr.  Adams  accompanied  Lord  Roberts  (then  Sir  Frederick) 
on  the  celebrated  march  from  Cabul  to  Candahar  during  the 
Afghan  war. 

It  was  while  the  troops  were  in  Peshawar  awaiting  events 
that  the  Padre  collected  a  few  hounds,  making  a  scratch  pack 
for  the  amusement  of  the  officers,  men,  and  incidentally  himself, 
being  a  great  believer  in  occupation  and  sport  as  an  antidote  to 
the  mischief  Satan  is  supposed  to  find  for  idle  hands  to  do. 
Many  times  I  have  listened  to  stories  of  the  Padre's  gallantry 
which  everyone  loved  to  tell,  and  I  w&s  always  glad  to  hear,  from 
the  lips  of  soldiers  ill  in  hospital — from  his  friends  during  our 
early  morning  hunts  when  waiting  for  it  to  be  light  enough  for 
hounds  to  draw. 

From  the  General  to  the  drummer-boy,  all  were  proud  of 
that  day,  December  11th,  1879,  when  the  brave  sky-pilot,  the 
much  loved  Padre,  won  that  simple  Maltese  Cross  of  bronze 
bearing  the  thrilling  inscription,  "  For  Valour." 

This  is  how  the  story  was  told  to  me  by  a  friend  in  the  9th 
Lancers,  who  was  an  eye-witness. 

"  The  9th  Lancers  had  repeatedly  charged  the  Afghans  who 
were  swarming  round  our  guns. 

"  After  one  charge  the  Padre  saw  a  young  Lancer  dis- 
mounted and  badly  wounded,  struggling  to  regain  the  regiment, 
but  his  strength  failed  and  he  fell.  Mr.  Adams  jumped  off  his 
horse  and  rescued  the  lad  under  a  heavy  fire,  and  from  amongst 
many  wounded  Afghans  who  slashed  at  him  as  he  passed. 

"  It  was  difficult  work  carrying  the  helpless  trooper  across 
the  broken  ground  strewn  with  dead  and  dying,  but  he  got  his 
burden  safely  to  an  ambulance  at  last. 

"  Not  content  with  this,  he  did  another  fine  thing  soon 
afterwards,  when  some  of  the  9th  Lancers  were  in  difficulties 
while  crossing  a  deep  watercourse.  Two  of  them  were  drowning 
with  their  horses  on  top  of  them  while  still  in  contact  with  the 
enemy,  who  kept  up  an  accurate  and  galling  fire.  Again  the 
Padre  went  to  the  rescue,  scrambling  down  the  steep,  dangerous 
bank,  seized  one  man,  and  after  some  struggling  freed  him  from 
his  horse  and  brought  him  to  land  ;  then  almost  in  despair  of 
saving  the  other,  started  off  again  to  see  what  could  be  done. 
Here  again,  thanks  to  his  pluck  and  great  strength,  he  was 
successful." 


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All  who  have  spoken  to  me  of  that  stirring  time  have 
said,  "  The  Padre  was  as  cool  as  a  cucumber  the  whole 
day." 

For  a  shepherd  to  save  three  out  of  his  flock  in  one  day  was 
at  that  time  a  record  anyone  might  be  proud  of,  especially 
when  we  remember  he  carried  no  weapon  for  self-defence — not 
even  a  crook.  .  .   .  And  thus  he  earned  his  V.C. 

Until  this  great  war  I  think  Mr.  Adams  was  the  only  clergy- 
man with  the  Victoria  Cross,  that  simple -looking  and  coveted 
little  medal  first  bestowed  upon  soldiers  after  the  Crimea,  when 
on  June  26th,  1857,  in  Hyde  Park,  Queen  Victoria,  in  the 
presence  of  her  husband  and  Lord  Colin  Campbell,  decorated 
sixty -two  heroes  with  the  Cross.  The  ceremony  was  over  in 
ten  minutes  ! 

How  strange  are  the  workings  of  men's  minds,  that  a 
ceremony  taking  only  a  few  short  moments  and  the  bestowal 
of  a  modest  small  bronze  medal  "  For  Valour  "  should  be  so 
prized,  so  longed  for,  with  a  longing  almost  beyond  words  to 
describe  ;  should  so  fill  them  with  pride,  so  recompense  them  for 
lost  health,  lost  limbs,  and  without  doubt  lost  youth. 

Men  may  be  worn  out  in  victory  as  well  as  in  defeat.  Who 
could  ever  feel  young  again  after  the  hardships  they  had  endured, 
and  the  scenes  they  had  witnessed  ? 

But  men  think  whole  worlds  of  that  bit  of  red  ribbon  on 
their  breasts  that  will  hve  with  them  all  their  lives,  will  ensure 
them  a  welcome  anywhere.  One  hero  lately  expressed  himself 
thus  to  me,  "  With  my  V.C.  I  can  just  spit  anywhere  I  like." 
It  was  a  trifle  crude,  but  I  know  what  he  meant. 

In  the  hearts  of  those  decorated  and  receiving  the  thanks  of 
their  Queen  after  the  Crimea,  must  have  been  the  tender 
memory  of  others  who  had  been  just  as  brave,  but  who  could 
never  receive  any  thanks  or  medal. 

The  following  verses,  written  by  Mr.  Ivan  Heald,  must  have 
exactly  described  their  feelings.  He  wrote  them  when  evacuat- 
ing the  Dardanelles,  and  when  I  remember  the  naturally 
joyous-hearted  writer,  who  was  always  happy,  always  cheery, 
and  enjoyed  every  moment  of  his  life  when  I  knew  him  in  pre- 
war days,  the  lines  bring  home  eloquently  what  men  feel  when 
leaving  their  pals  behind.  The  verses  will  find  an  echo  in  many 
hearts  to-day. 


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EVACUATION    OF  DARDANELLES 

So  quietly  we  left  our  trench 
That  night,  yet  this  I  know — 
As  we  stole  down  to  Sedd-el-Bahr 
Our  dead  mates  heard  us  go. 

As  I  came  down  the  Boyan  Nord 
A  dead  hand  touched  my  sleeve, 
A  dead  hand  from  the  parapet 
Reached  out  and  plucked  my  sleeve. 

"Oil,  what  is  toward,  O  mate  o'  mine. 

That  ye  pass  with  muffled  tread, 

And  there  comes  no  guard  for  the  firing-trench. 

The  trench  won  by  your  dead  ?  " 

The  dawn  was  springing  on  the  hills, 
'Twas  time  to  put  to  sea, 
But  all  along  the  Boyan  Nord, 
A  dead  voice  followed  me. 

"  Oh,  little  I  thought,"  a  voice  did  say, 
"  That  ever  a  lad  of  Tyne 
Would  leave  me  lone  in  the  cold  trench  side. 
And  him  a  mate  of  mine." 

We  sailed  away  from  Sedd-el-Bahr, 
We  are  sailing  home  on  leave. 
But  this  I  know — through  all  the  years 
Dead  hands  will  pluck  my  sleeve. 

Mr.  Heald  lost  his  life  later  in  France. 

I  suppose  the  only  judgment  that  interests  the  human  mind 
is  a  judgment  of  valuation  ;  logic  plays  little  part  in  it.  It  is 
the  feeling  of  valuation  that  surrounds  the  V.C.  with  its 
halo. 

At  any  rate,  I  know  the  dear  Padre  was  very  proud  of  his, 
and  was  full  of  tenderness  for  the  memory  of  the  many  who  were 
gone,  who  he  said,  in  his  modesty,  deserved  it  so  much  more 
than  he  did. 

Bravery  of  another  kind,  little  known  but  none  the  less 
splendid,  I  must  recount ;  namely,  his  work  in  the  smallpox 
camp,  where  he  spent  days  and  nights  trying  to  cheer,  amuse, 
and  comfort  the  sufferers.  To  those  who  do  not  know  the 
horrors  of  smallpox  as  it  is  known  in  the  East  this  may  not 
sound  very  grand,  but  those  who  do  will  realise  what  this  man 


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did,  who  was  obliged  at  intervals  to  leave  the  tents  to  be  prac- 
tically ill,  and  then  returned  to  his  splendid  self-imposed  task. 

I  once  asked  him  how  he  accounted  for  his  never  being 
attacked  by  this  most  contagious  disease,  the  horrors  of  which 
the  ordinary  British  reader  has  little  idea. 

He  told  me  he  attributed  his  escape  to  having  been  vac- 
cinated every  seven  years,  and  that  on  principle  he  always 
drank  a  glass  of  sherry  before  entering  the  camp,  as  he  believed 
it  was  a  help  in  warding  off  the  deadly  nausea  which  is  bound  to 
attack  those  in  close  touch  with  the  bad  cases.  He  avoided  as 
much  as  possible  entering  the  tents  when  tired  and  run  down, 
as  he  wished  to  prolong  his  services  in  the  hope  of  being  some 
comfort  to  the  suffering  when  no  one  else  could  go  near,  and  the 
glass  of  sherry  was  his  only  precaution,  beyond  vaccination. 

The  Padre  once  gave  me  an  account  of  some  of  his  en- 
deavours during  Christmas  in  the  smallpox  camp,  to  entertain 
the  patients  well  enough  to  be  amused.  It  was  very  funny  to 
anyone  knowing  him,  for  he  was  a  very  dignified,  refined  man 
who  did  not  indulge  in  many  words,  and  one  of  his  efforts 
had  been  to  sing  a  comic  song  in  character.  As  far  as  I  could 
gather  from  the  account,  the  screamingly  funny  part  consisted 
in  his  utter  failure,  which  amused  his  audience  much  more  than 
if  he  had  succeeded  brilliantly. 

Padre  Adams  could  never  be  induced  to  speak  of  the  day 
when  he  three  times  over  won  the  Victoria  Cross  ;  but  he  told 
me  of  a  humiliating  experience  of  his  when  one  evening 
burying  many  victims  of  smallpox  and  cholera. 

The  graves  were  dug  and  ready  in  melancholy  rows,  the 
Padre  standing  amongst  them  ready  to  read  the — to  many — 
beautiful  and  comforting  service.  As  he  stepped  back  to  allow 
a  body  to  be  lowered  he  fell  into  the  open  grave  behind  him, 
his  book  shutting  up  over  his  face  as  he  disappeared. 

Help  being  at  hand,  he  was  quickly  hauled  up  again  ;  he 
emerged  ruffled  and  dirty,  feeling  keenly  his  undignified  and 
unseemly  contretemps.  He  quickly  scrutinised  the  faces  of  the 
firing  party  to  see  if  anyone  dared  to  laugh,  being  quite  pre- 
pared to  be  exceedingly  annoyed  with  anyone  who  did  so  ;  but 
all  stood  like  statues,  not  a  muscle  moved  on  any  face ;  all  looked 
straight  over  his  head  without  even  a  twinkle  of  an  eye.  I 
think  they  deserved  a  medal. 


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It  must  have  been  very  distressing  to  the  Padre  to  come  up 
crumpled  and  dirty,  for  one  of  his  pecuharities  was,  no  matter 
what  he  had  been  doing  he  was  always  clean  and  tidy,  with  a 
well-groomed  appearance,  being  a  firm  believer  that  self-respect 
improves  and  creates  respect  in  other  people  ;  and  there  is  no 
doubt  the  world  is  apt  to  take  us  at  our  valuation. 

Many  hunts  have  I  had  after  jackal  in  India  with  the  Padre. 
Not  being  a  rich  man,  he  could  not  keep  many  horses,  but  was 
never  short  of  a  mount,  as  he  had  good  hands,  endless  patience, 
and  a  strong  seat.  Therefore,  whenever  anyone  had  an  awkward 
beast  it  was  handed  over  to  Mr.  Adams  for  a  time,  to  teach  it 
better  manners.  I  have  often  seen  him  struggling  with  the 
utmost  patience  in  a  far-off  corner  when  out  hunting  on  some 
bad-tempered  brute,  not  daring  to  come  near  the  rest  of  the 
field  for  fear  of  causing  trouble. 

Most  of  us  had  tiresome  mounts  at  one  time  and  another, 
which  is  not  surprising  considering  they  were  often  purchased 
quite  unbroken  from  dealers  in  the  bazaars,  and  we  had  to  do 
the  breaking  ourselves  ;  once  or  twice  they  broke  us  instead. 

I  remember  Mr.  Adams  coming  to  my  assistance  once  on  the 
Lucknow  race-course,  when  a  pair  of  refractory  horses  refused 
to  take  us  home  or  to  allow  anybody  else  to  go  home  either,  as 
they  had  jibbed  themselves  effectually  across  the  main  exit. 

Our  coachman  tried  endearing  epithets  and  chirruping s  in 
Hindustani ;  also  terms,  I  have  been  given  to  understand, 
which  were  not  endearing  or  even  polite.  The  whip  was  tried, 
only  making  matters  worse,  as  portions  of  harness  began  to  fly, 
and  we  crashed  into  the  General's  carriage  just  behind,  who  was 
waiting,  not  altogether  patiently,  until  we  allowed  him  to 
pass. 

Seeing  what  trouble  we  were  in,  Mr.  Adams  made  a  bee-line 
through  the  crowd,  and  when  I  had  explained  matters  he 
quickly  climbed  on  to  the  box  (for  it  was  our  state  high-day -and- 
holiday  coach)  and  gently  took  the  reins  from  our  Jehu,  telling 
him  to  descend  and  push  behind  when  he  gave  the  order. 

For  a  moment  or  two  the  Padre  sat  perfectly  still  on  the  box, 
leaving  the  horses'  heads  quite  alone,  allowing  them  to  think 
the  show  was  over  ;  when,  just  as  they  were  settling  down  for 
forty  winks,  with  a  masterly  shake  of  the  reins  and  twist  of  the 
wrist  his  determination  was  conveyed  to  our  steeds,  who,  com- 


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pletely  taken  by  surprise,  set  off  at  a  mad  gallop  through  the 
gates,  round  a  sharp  corner  into  the  Mall,  leaving  our  coachman, 
and  many  willing  helpers  who  were  putting  their  shoulders  to 
the  wheel,  on  their  faces  in  the  dust,  owing  to  our  sudden, 
violent  start  when  they  were  pushing  with  all  their  might. 

We  continued  our  mad  career  full  gallop,  as  if  the  horses 
were  possessed,  until,  with  consummate  skill,  we  were  swished 
round  the  entrance  to  our  bungalow  and  pulled  up  with  great 
eclat  at  the  verandah  which  answered  for  a  front  door. 

As  far  as  we  could  ascertain  at  the  moment,  we  were  none 
the  worse  for  our  experience,  but  we  were  a  little  dazed. 

After  a  moment  or  two's  pause  to  see  if  all  was  really  over, 
we  recovered  our  breath  and  looked  up  at  the  Padre,  who  at 
the  same  moment  turned  round  to  see  how  it  fared  with  us. 
Then  the  absurdity  of  the  situation  was  too  much  for  us,  and 
while  the  horses  hung  their  heads  and  trembled,  we  were  con- 
vulsed with  laughter  ;  the  Padre  always  had  a  keen  sense  of 
the  ludicrous,  and  we  certainly  made  a  curious  picture.  He  was 
sitting  on  the  box  far  above  us,  a  rein  still  twisted  round  each 
hand,  his  feet  firmly  planted,  thereby  helping  him  to  remain  on 
the  box  and  get  some  purchase,  his  clerical  hat  well  jammed 
down  over  his  eyes,  while  we  (a  friend  staying  with  me  and 
myself)  were  mixed  up  amongst  dust-cloaks,  cushions,  and  the 
contents  of  the  luncheon-basket — sandwiches  that  had  lost 
their  outsides,  others  that  had  lost  their  insides — in  the  most 
impartial  manner  ;  a  syphon  of  soda-water  standing  on  its 
head  which  had  been  hurled  at  us  out  of  the  hamper  as  we 
"  hurrushed  "  round  a  corner,  and  which  in  our  endeavours  to 
remain  inside  the  carriage  we  had  trodden  on,  sending  the 
contents  all  over  our — feet,  shall  I  say  ? 

Before  we  had  extricated  ourselves — it  took  some  time,  we 
were  so  weak  with  laughter  and  our  experience- -we  heard  more 
furious  galloping,  and  turned  our  heads  to  see  who  else  were 
enjoying  themselves  ;  but  it  was  only  my  lord  and  master — who 
had  been  riding  at  the  meeting  and  just  heard  we  were  last  seen 
in  a  cloud  of  dust  with  the  horses  running  away — coming  to  see 
what  had  really  happened. 

He  congratulated  Mr.  Adams  on  his  feat,  it  being  no  easy 
task  to  steer  a  couple  of  run-away  horses  down  the  Mall  crowded 
with  carriages,  horses  being  ridden  and  led,  natives  on  foot, 


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camels  mounted  by  native  orderlies,  and  all  the  usual  race- 
meeting  accompaniments. 

It  was  surprising  that  we  killed  nobody.  A  few  people  were 
hurt  by  falling  over  one  another  in  their  endeavours  to  get  out 
of  the  way,  and  one  horse  that  was  being  led,  when  we  ajj- 
proached,  let  fly  with  his  heels,  catching  a  box  balanced  on  the 
head  of  a  "  box-waller  "  or  travelling  merchant,  throwing  him 
to  the  ground  with  some  violence. 

For  a  time  he  declared  his  back  was  broken,  and  never  more 
would  he  be  able  to  support  his  grandmother,  great-great- 
grandmother,  wife,  and  many  brothers,  and  we  must  pay 
accordingly.  Finding  we  were  not  as  credulous  or  as  sym- 
pathetic as  he  had  hoped  we  might  be,  he  changed  his  damage 
to  a  broken  neck,  for  which  he  wanted  smaller  recompense. 
Only  a  trifle  for  his  neck. 

My  memory  travels  back  to  other  days,  from  the  ridiculous 
to  the  sublime,  to  the  English  church  in  the  Lucknow  Canton- 
ment, the  Padre  standing  in  the  pulpit  with  his  Victoria  Cross 
and  medals  showing  up  on  his  white  surplice  as  he  preached  to 
his  large  congregation,  composed  of  the  majority  of  the  English 
people  in  the  station.  It  was  an  impressive  scene  :  the  crowds 
of  soldiers  in  their  different  uniforms,  the  beautiful  singing  of 
the  choir  composed  entirely  of  soldiers,  the  hymns  sung  so 
heartily  and  yet  so  tenderly.  I  feel  as  if  I  can  hear  them  now 
singing  softly  : 

"  Faith  of  our  fathers,  Holy  Faith, 
We  will  be  true  to  thee  till  death," 

It  is  a  pleasant  memory.  I  like  remembering  this  good  man 
surrounded  by  those  who  loved  him  because  he  was  brave, 
tender,  and  true,  ready  at  all  times  to  give  away  half  of  what 
he  possessed,  or  even  more,  and  anxious  to  share  both  the 
sorrows  and  joys  of  his  flock. 

He  was  not  a  great  preacher,  for  at  no  time  had  he  a 
great  command  of  language,  and  was  certainly  not  at  his  best 
in  the  pulpit,  where  he  had  a  curious  irritating  cough  which 
troubled  him  at  no  other  time  ;  but  he  was  a  fine  example  of  a 
good  man  leading  a  grand  life  which  was  worth  more  than  many 
sermons. 

I  have  many  times  wished  he  could  have  given  expression  to 


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his  thoughts  and  the  findings  of  his  heart ;  he  would  then  have 
swept  all  before  him. 

Most  of  us  had  a  very  warm  corner  in  our  hearts  for  "  Our 
fighting  parson,"  as  the  soldiers  called  him,  and  he  saved  many 
a  soul  from  despair.  It  was  not  so  much  what  he  said  as  what 
he  did.  Can  anyone  doubt  that  this  sporting  parson  was 
faithful,  and  in  the  fullest  sense  of  the  words  carrying  out  his 
Master's  orders  ? 

Would  that  there  were  more  like  him  !  I  have  met  many 
parsons,  and  not  a  few  have  mistaken  want  of  tact  for  plain- 
spoken  righteousness,  thereby  driving  people  from  the  fold ;  yet 
they  go  happily  on  their  way,  tripping  themselves  up  and 
others  with  them  over  their  own  red  tape.  The  pity  of  it, 
when  many  are  sincerely  good  men  acting  according  to  their 
lights  and  filled  with  fervour  for  the  Cause. 

The  soldiers  admired  Mr.  Adams's  strength  and  activity  ; 
he  was  a  very  spare  man  and  as  active  as  a  cat. 

Peshawar  was  his  favourite  station  in  India  ;  he  had  been 
Chaplain  there  three  times,  the  first  being  in  1868,  when  he 
received  the  thanks  of  the  Government  for  his  services  during 
the  terrible  outbreak  of  cholera  that  visited  the  place  at  that 
time. 

Mrs.  Adams  was  almost  as  popular  as  her  husband.  She  is 
a  sister  of  Sir  Arthur  Willshire,  late  Scots  Guards,  and  I  am  glad 
to  say  she  is  still  living. 

After  leaving  India  the  Adamses  settled  down  into  a  quiet 
country  living  in  Norfolk,  which,  if  I  remember  rightly,  is  in  the 
gift  of  the  Duke  of  Rutland.  Here  the  Padre  spent  the  last 
years  of  his  useful  life,  dying  in  1903. 

Lord  Roberts  erected  a  memorial  in  the  church  at  Stow 
Bridge  to  the  memory  of  his  old  friend,  and  a  brass  plate  was 
placed  in  the  church  at  Peshawar  by  other  friends,  amongst  the 
subscribers  being  the  Viceroj^  at  that  time,  namely,  Lord 
Curzon  of  Keddleston. 

After  the  Padre's  death  Mrs.  Adams  gave  the  portable  altar 
he  had  used  during  the  Afghan  Campaign  to  the  church  where 
he  was  working  last  before  his  death. 

Unfortunately  there  is  no  son  to  walk  in  his  father's  foot- 
steps. 

Mr.   Adams  was   not    heavily   endowed  with   this  world's 


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goods,  which  was  a  trial  to  him,  as  he  could  not  resist  helping 
people  even  when  they  had  no  claim  on  his  purse  or  consideration. 
Once  when  walking  with  him  from  the  Brompton  Road  to 
Park  Lane  I  could  hardly  get  him  along  ;  he  would  stop  and  hunt 
for  small  change  for  beggars  en  route.  The  first  stop  was  before 
a  blind  man  with  a  pet  cat  cuddled  up  inside  his  coat,  while  he 
sat  on  a  little  stool  by  the  curbstone  with  a  tray  of  bootlaces 
and  etceteras  resting  on  his  knees,  in  hopes  of  tempting  people 
to  buy.  Here  the  Padre  rattled  some  pennies  into  the  mug 
suspended  round  the  blind  man's  neck.  Then  we  moved  on. 
The  next  halt  was  before  a  pavement  artist's  work  ;  the  Fire  of 
London,  a  bloody  battle,  a  favourite  racehorse,  and  various 
other  striking  pictures  adorned  the  pavement  along  the  park 
railings.  Here  the  Padre  made  another  frantic  search  for 
small  change  ;  having  no  coppers,  silver  was  produced  and  again 
we  journeyed  on,  only  to  be  held  up  by  a  woman  carrying  a 
baby  and  crying  over  it,  having  just  emerged  from  St.  George's 
Hospital  and  evidently  very  unhappy.  This  was  our  third  halt, 
and  notes  were  taken  down  of  particulars  of  the  woman's  story  ; 
then  another  search,  but  no  money  could  be  found  except  half 
a  sovereign,  which  he  was,  I  could  plainly  see,  on  the  verge  of 
giving  the  woman,  until  I  whispered,  "  Charity  begins  at  home," 
and  he  hardened  his  heart,  and  with  promises  to  look  her  up  and 
see  what  could  be  done,  we  at  last  came  to  the  end  of  our  walk. 


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Chapter  II 

The  Rev.  George  Hustler — A  Horse  and  Hound  Lover — His  People  do  not  Approve 
— His  School  and  College  Days — Explains  hovv^  he  Passed  his  Exams. — His 
Marriage — His  First  Livings — Strange  Occurrence  in  his  Church — A  Re- 
fractory Pulpit  Door — Tlie  Vicar  has  a  Fall — The  Sexton  on  All  Fours — Mr. 
Hustler  a  Favourite — His  Gallant  Conduct — He  Comes  into  Family  Property 
— A  Picturesque  Host — Enjoys  Dancing — Acklam  Hall — The  Drives — 
Hustlers  in  James  I.'s  Time — Knighted  for  Killing  a  Pirate — An  Historic 
Ballad — Brothers  whose  Tastes  Differ — Mr.  Hustler's  Market  Cart — A  Drive 
with  some  Loquacious  Ducks — His  Hunting-Flask  Mixture — Some  Old 
Friends — He  Hunts  in  Yorkshire,  Durham,  Oxfordshire,  Gloucestershire — His 
Death  in  the  Hunting  Field — His  Unostentatious  Charity — Loves  liis  Old 
Clothes. 

FROM  India  to  Yorkshire  is  a  far  cry,  but  it  is  worth  the 
journey,  for  Yorkshire  is  a  grand  county  full  of  sports- 
men, amongst  whom  may  be  numbered  a  fair  sprinkling 
of  sporting  parsons,  whose  merits  are  worth  recording.  The 
Rev.  George  Hustler  was  a  fine  specimen.  He  was  a  lover  of 
horses  and  hounds,  and  a  good  judge  of  both,  though  how  he 
acquired  the  taste  or  the  knowledge  of  their  points,  maladies, 
and  all  things  appertaining  to  them,  is  a  mystery,  for  none  of 
his  people  were  the  least  "  horsey,"  not  one  of  them  knew 
anything  about  horses,  and  in  fact  thought  there  was  something 
rather  fast  and  vicious  in  love  for  them,  and  the  Hustler  family 
was  pained  at  the  youngest  member's  affection  for  them.  The 
other  members  of  the  family  hired  their  horses  by  the  year 
from  a  big  London  firm  of  jobmasters,  being  willing  to  pay 
long  sums  to  be  saved  all  worry  in  connection  with  them.  If 
one  went  wrong  it  was  immediately  replaced,  and  they  had  no 
trouble.  Horses  were  to  them  simply  machines,  useful  as  a 
means  of  moving  about,  but  not  as  companions  or  favourites, 
the  only  stipulation  made  with  the  dealer  being  that  the  horses 
must  always  be  grey  and  well-matched ;  no  other  colour  was 
allowed  in  the  stables. 

I  once  asked  Mr.  Hustler  how  he  thought  he  acquired  his 
love  for  and  knowledge  of  horses  and  hunting.  He  said  he 
thought  it  was  born  in  him,  for  he  certainly  received  neither 


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instruction  nor  encouragement  from  his  father  or  elder  brother. 

George  Hustler  was  the  third  son  of  Mr.  Thomas  Hustler,  a 
most  eccentric  old  man  living  a  secluded  life  at  Acklam  Hall, 
where  his  son  George  was  born  on  June  12th,  1827.  At  an 
early  age  he  was  sent  to  a  school  at  Southwell  kept  by  a  Mr. 
Fletcher,  a  fashionable  place  where  small  boys  were  educated  in 
those  days.  Several  north-countrv^  neighbours  accompanied 
him — Sir  William  Harcourt,  Sir  Matt.  Wilson,  Calverlys, 
Gooch's,  and  others.  Those  were  coaching  days,  and  fine  times 
the  boys  seem  to  have  had  with  pea -shooters,  etc.,  en 
route. 

Later  he  went  to  Harrow  into  the  sixth  form,  and  was,  I 
believe,  the  head  of  it.  He  had  a  great  love  for  his  old  school. 
From  there  he  went  to  University  College,  Oxford,  where  he 
took  his  degrees  of  B.A.  and  M.A.,  and  where  he  was  known  as 
the  best  man  on  a  horse  of  that  time.  Needless  to  say,  he 
hunted  regularly,  but  he  worked  as  well  as  played,  which  is 
more  than  a  good  many  have  done,  if  we  may  judge  by  their 
own  accounts.  My  friend  used  to  laugh  and  say  he  thought  his 
singularly  difficult  handwriting  had  helped  him  immensely  in 
passing  his  examinations,  as  the  tutors  had  neither  the  time  nor 
the  patience  to  read  his  papers.  That  was  his  modest  way  of 
explaining  why  he  passed  easily  and  well.  It  was  an  argument 
that  might  cut  both  ways,  it  seemed  to  me. 

From  Oxford  he  went  to  Durham  Universit}^  where  he  was 
ordained  in  1849,  and  the  same  year  married  Louisa  Hawley, 
eldest  daughter  of  Captain  Hawley,  King's  Dragoon  Guards, 
who  was  present  at  the  battle  of  Waterloo. 

It  was  a  great  disappointment  to  Mr.  Hustler  that  he  had  no 
son,  as  there  were  none  in  the  family.  He  had  only  two  daugh- 
ters ;  the  elder  married  Richard  Hill  of  Thornton  Hall,  York- 
shire, and  the  younger  married  Colonel  Bingham  Wright, 
Munster  Fusiliers,  at  that  time  on  the  staff  at  Chatham. 

The  first  official  appointment  held  by  Mr.  Hustler  in  the 
Church  was  as  curate-in-charge  of  Blanchland  in  July,  1849, 
after  which  he  went  to  Acaster  near  Selby  in  1850,  remaining 
there  until  1859,  when  he  was  given  the  living  of  Stillingfleet, 
seven  miles  from  York,  from  where  he  hunted  with  all  the 
neighbouring  packs,  more  especially  the  York  and  Ainsty  and 
Bramham  Moor. 


The  Rev.  George  Hustler,  M.F.H.  15 

In  his  church  at  Stillingfleet  the  Prestons  of  Moreby  Hall 
owned  one  of  the  old  horse-box  pews,  large  and  square,  con- 
taining a  fireplace.  In  old  Mr.  Tom  Preston's  time  (grandfather 
of  the  present  owner),  if  he  found  the  sermon  longer  i-han  he 
liked,  or  the  subject  was  not  approved,  he  poked  the  fire  dili- 
gently. Around  the  pew  ran  a  sort  of  wooden  framework  with 
narrow  panels  and  bars.  Through  these  he  used  to  poke  his 
head  when  he  wished  to  see  if  his  workmen  and  tenants  were  in 
church.  One  Sunday  he  thrust  his  head  too  far  through  and 
could  not  withdraw  it,  being  obliged  to  remain  in  that  em- 
barrassing position  until  someone  fetched  a  saw  and  cut  the 
woodwork  away  ! 

It  is  curious  what  an  affection  parishioners  have  for  these 
squirearchal  pews.  At  one  time  we  wished  to  do  away  with 
ours,  but  we  were  begged  to  do  nothing  of  the  kind.  Some  of 
the  old  people  became  quite  tearful,  and  so  it  remains,  fireplace, 
chairs  and  all,  as  it  has  stood  for  many  years. 

I  was  in  this  horse-box  one  day  when,  after  our  Vicar  had 
preached  an  eloquent  sermon  that  had  left  us  all  subdued,  he 
turned  to  leave  the  pulpit,  but  found  he  could  not  open  the  door 
to  descend  the  steps ;  the  weather  being  damp,  the  woodwork 
had  presumably  swollen.  He  pushed  with  one  hand,  he  pushed 
with  two  ;  it  was  no  use.  He  then  kicked  it.  Still  no  satis- 
factory result ;  so  he  hurled  his  body  against  the  door.  This 
did  the  trick,  and  he  flew  like  an  avalanche  head  first  down  the 
steps !  This  was  disconcerting,  but  he  picked  himself  up 
before  anybody  had  time  to  render  assistance,  and  marched, 
red  in  the  face  but  with  dignity,  to  his  place  in  the  chancel. 

This  scene  made  the  old  grey-headed  sexton  so  nervous  that 
when  he  was  carrying  up  the  offertory  plate  he  and  his  hob- 
nailed boots  had  a  sideslip  on  the  well-polished  and  tiled  floor. 
In  his  endeavour  to  save  himself  he  shot  the  contents  of  the 
plate  in  every  direction  ;  pennies  and  halfpennies  were  rolling 
with  frightful  clatter  here,  there,  and  everywhere.  Several 
people  dashed  to  the  rescue.  I  emerged  from  my  retreat  to 
help,  as  it  happened  by  my  front  door,  so  to  speak.  The  sexton 
crawled  about  on  all-fours.  The  moment  was  tense  !  At  last, 
when  the  sexton  informed  us  all  was  re-collected  with  the 
exception  of  one  halfpenny,  we  returned  to  our  respective  places 
to  continue  our  devotions,  but  nothing  would  persuade  the  old 


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man  to  return  until  that  halfpenny  was  found,  so  we  left  him 
crawling  about  still  on  all-fours. 

At  a  very  early  age  Mr.  Hustler  taught  his  daughters  to 
ride,  and  when  they  grew  up  said  he  must  accompany  them 
"  To  look  after  them  in  the  hunting  field,"  though  I  think  the 
daughters  were  generally  left  to  look  after  themselves  ;  but  he 
saw  that  they  were  mounted  on  steady  and  made  hunters. 

He  was  a  great  admirer  of  the  fair  sex  and  a  favourite  with 
them,  in  a  most  orthodox  manner.  He  was  one  of  the  sweetest - 
tempered  and  most  courteous  individuals  I  ever  met.  Once 
when  out  hunting  a  lady  came  to  grief  and  her  horse  was  seen 
disappearing  in  the  distance,  taking  her  skirt  with  it  ;  the 
Vicar  was  seen  in  his  shirt-sleeves,  having  gallantly  handed  his 
coat  to  the  lady  as  a  substitute  for  her  skirt.  It  was  more 
disconcerting  in  those  days  to  be  deprived  of  a  habit  skirt,  as  it 
by  no  means  followed  that  the  equipment  underneath  was 
suitable  to  the  occasion.  In  these  days  of  neat  breeches  and 
boots  it  matters  little  what  happens  to  the  habit  skirt. 

I  am  certain  that  Mr.  Hustler's  Yorkshire  parishioners  loved 
and  appreciated  him  for  his  love  of  sport,  and  with  that  in  com- 
mon some  hearts  were  reached  that  would  otherwise  have 
avoided  the  Parson. 

In  1874  old  Thomas  Hustler  died,  and  the  eldest  son,  not 
wishing  to  live  at  Acklam,  having  other  places  he  liked  better, 
and  having  no  son  to  come  after  him,  asked  his  brother  George 
if  he  would  care  to  live  there,  in  consequence  of  which  Parson 
Hustler  gave  up  his  living  at  Stillingfleet  and  went  to  reside  at 
Acklam  Mdthout  waiting  for  dead  men's  shoes.  Then  the  old 
place  awoke  from  its  lethargy,  merry  voices  and  laughter  echoed 
and  re-echoed  through  the  old  hall,  horses  neighed  in  the 
stables,  and  everything  was  cheerful ;  even  the  rooks  became 
more  eloquent  and  the  little  birds  came  nearer  to  share  the 
feasts.  Strings  of  hunters  went  out  exercising,  strings  of 
hunting  people  came  home  to  tea  in  the  oak-panelled  hall,  where 
they  hunted  all  over  again  the  runs  of  the  day  and  argued  about 
certain  incidents  that  had  been  seen  by  all  and  of  which  no  two 
told  quite  the  same  tale. 

Our  handsome  host  looked  hkc  an  old  engraving,  with  his 
rather  long  and  very  thick  wavy  grey  hair  and  fuzzy  side- 
whiskers,  pink-and-white  complexion  which  no  weather  seemed 


The  Rev.  George  Hustler,  M.F.H.  17 

to  tan,  his  figure  tall,  spare,  and  well-set  up,  standing  six 
feet  two  in  his  socks.  I  can  picture  him  now  as  I  have  seen 
him  many  times  when  he  came  in  from  hunting,  standing  in 
front  of  the  fire  enjoying  his  tea  and  poached  eggs.  He  dared 
not  sit  down,  for  if  he  did  he  immediately  fell  asleep.  I  have 
even  seen  him  fall  asleep  at  dinner  if  he  had  anyone  sitting 
next  him  that  was  inclined  to  be  dull. 

He  had  no  love  for  politics,  literature,  or  music,  but  loved 
horses,  hunting,  and  society  in  general,  delighting  especially  in 
the  society  of  young  people. 

He  filled  his  house  for  every  race-meeting  and  every  dance 
that  was  within  driving  distance,  though  he  did  not  race  at  all 
himself,  but  was  one  of  those  tolerant  folk  who  like  to  see 
other  people  enjoying  themselves,  even  if  the  particular  form 
of  amusement  does  not  greatly  interest  them.  He  danced 
with  the  gayest  and  youngest,  seldom  missing  an  item  on  the 
programme,  thoroughly  enjoying  twiddling  round  and  round 
with  a  little  string-halt  action  peculiar  to  himself,  which  ap- 
peared to  give  him  pleasure.  Owing  to  making  himself  very 
agreeable  he  never  lacked  partners. 

I  think  Acklam  itself  deserves  a  little  recognition.  It  was  a 
nice  old  Elizabethan  house  standing  in  well-timbered  grounds 
and  approached  by  two  avenues,  one  stately  and  dignified, 
entirely  of  grass,  with  a  double  row  of  magnificent  elms  down 
each  side.     The  other  drive  was  the  ordinary  gravel  affair. 

Owing  to  the  number  of  valuable  cattle  enjoying  themselves 
on  the  pasture  about  the  grass  avenue,  some  formidable  and 
tiresome  iron  gates  had  been  placed  at  intervals,  attached  to 
rather  high  iron  railings.  When  riding,  these  were  a  nuisance, 
as  we  generally  let  our  horses  have  a  good  gallop  on  the  turf,  and 
they  resented  being  pulled  up  while  we  fiddled  opening  and 
shutting  gates. 

The  house  was  altogether  an  awkward  one  to  visit  at  night, 
as  in  addition  to  the  many  gates  there  was  a  sunk  fence  between 
the  lawns  in  front  of  the  house  and  the  grass  avenue.  The 
fence  was  crossed  by  a  bridge  at  one  side  with  gates. 

Once  after  some  wedding  festivities,  when  our  coachman  was 
endeavouring  to  drive  us  home  with  a  spirited  pair  of  Irish 
horses,  he  mistook  the  road  and  proceeded  to  drive  over  the 
sunken  fence  in  the  dark.     Fortunately  the  horses  were  in  a 

c 


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less  intoxicated  condition  than  the  coachman,  and  thought  it 
would  be  a  pity  to  jump  the  sunk  fence  with  the  carriage  behind 
them.  While  they  were  having  an  altercation  with  the  coach- 
man we  became  aware  of  our  perilous  position  in  time  to  avoid 
disaster. 

Inside  the  house  there  are  some  beautiful  painted  ceilings 
and  old-fashioned  fireplaces  ;  also  a  secret  door  in  the  library, 
and  other  interesting  things. 

The  Hustlers  are  an  old  family,  the  first  I  can  hear  of  them 
being  in  the  reign  of  James  I.,  when  a  Hustler  was  knighted  and 
given  the  Manors  of  Bridlington  for  shooting  the  noted  pirate. 
Sir  Andrew  Barton,  who  in  1511  commanded  two  Scotch  ships, 
with  the  help  of  which,  and  by  his  depredations,  he  amassed 
great  wealth.  His  ships  were  usually  heavily  laden.  The  Earl 
of  Surrey,  who  was  the  chief  of  the  "  Council  Board  of  England  " 
at  the  time,  received  so  many  complaints  from  merchants  and 
sailors  of  the  robberies  of  this  Sir  Andrew  Barton,  that  he 
determined  at  all  costs  a  stop  should  be  put  to  his  nefarious 
practices.  With  this  object  in  view  he  fitted  out  two  ships 
and  sent  them  to  sea  under  his  two  sons  with  letters  of  marque. 
One  son  was  Sir  Thomas  Howard,  called  Lord  Howard  by  old 
historians,  afterwards  created  Earl  of  Surrey  in  his  father's 
lifetime  ;  the  other  son  was  Sir  Edward  Howard,  according 
to  an  old  manuscript  I  have  before  me. 

After  encountering  some  dirty  weather,  these  sporting 
seamen  fell  in  with  the  Lion,  commanded  by  Sir  Andrew  Barton 
in  person,  who  was  tackled  by  Lord  Howard.  The  other 
brother  Edward  came  across  the  Union,  the  second  pirate  ship. 
It  appears  the  engagement  between  these  four  ships  was  ex- 
tremely obstinate  on  both  sides,  but  at  last  the  fortunes  of  the 
Howards  prevailed  and  Sir  Andrew  was  killed,  fighting  bravely 
and  encouraging  his  men  to  hold  out  to  the  last,  in  spite  of 
which  the  two  Scotch  ships  were  captured  and  carried  up  the 
river  Thames  on  August  2nd,  1511. 

This  was  rather  a  brilliant  achievement,  as  the  two  Howards 
were  only  volunteers,  so  to  speak,  acting  on  the  orders  of  their 
father.  The  affair  was  in  a  great  measure  the  cause  of  the 
Battle  of  Flodden  in  which  James  IV.  lost  his  life  on  September 
9th,  1513. 

An  old  ballad  in  the   keeping  of  one  of  the  Hustler  family 


The  Rev.  George  Hustler,  M.F.H.  19 

tells  the  whole  story  in  one  hundred  and  ninety  verses.  From 
this  it  appears  that  one  of  the  Hustlers  served  with  Lord  Howard 
on  his  ship,  and  when  they  came  up  with  the  Lion  and  matters 
were  looking  serious,  he  was  called  upon  to  take  good  aim  and 
kill  a  certain  officer  on  the  enemy  ship.     The  ballad  says  : 

Lord  Howard  hee  then  called  in  haste, 

"  Hustler,  see  thou  be  true  in  stead, 

For  thou  shalt  from  the  maine-mast  hang 

If  thou  misse  twelvescore  one  penny  bread."  ^ 

Then  I  gather  this  Hustler  slew  one  named  Gordon  on  Sir 
Andrew's  ship  with  much  skill,  and  was  called  upon  to  repeat 
the  process  on  another  officer  named  Hambilton. 

But  Hustler  with  a  broad  arrowe 
Pierced  the  Hambilton  through  the  heart 
And  down  he  fell  upon  the  deck 
That  with  his  blood  did  streame  amaine. 

This  was  considered  so  brilliant  that  Hustler  was  now  called 
upon  to  kill  the  pirate  himself. 

"  Oh,  come  hither,  Hustler,"  says  my  lord,   . 
"  And  look  your  shaft  that  itt  goe  right, 
Shoot  a  good  shoote  in  time  of  need 
And  for  it,  thou  shalt  be  made  a  knight." 

"  He  shoot  my  best,"  quoth  Hustler,  "  then 
Your  honour  shall  see  with  might  and  mains, 
But  if  I  were  hanged  at  your  maine  mast 
I  have  now  left  but  arrowes  twain." 

I  then  read  that  Hustler  was  again  successful,  for — 

Upon  his  breast  did  Hustler  hitt, 
But  the  arrowe  bounded  back  agen, 
Then  Hustler  spyed  a  privey  place 
With  a  perfect  eye  in  a  secret  part. 
Under  the  spole  of  his  right  arme 
He  smote  Sir  Andrew  to  the  heart. 

.... 
Then  Hustler  said,  "  Aboard,  my  lord, 
For  well  T  wott  Sir  Andrew's  dead." 
They  boarded  then  his  noble  ship, 
They  boarded  it  with  might  and  maine. 
Eighteen  score  Scotts  ahve  they  found, 
The  rest  were  either  maimed  or  slain. 

In  return  for  these  services 

The  king  then  say'd  as  a  reward, 
''  Hustler,  thou  shalt  be  a  knight 
And  land  and  hvings  shalt  have  store." 

Other  honours  were  bestowed  on  those  who  took  part  in  this 
great  event,  but  they  have  nothing  to  do  with  the  Hustlers. 

*  An  old  English  word  for  "  breadth." 


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The  Acklam  Estate  became  the  Hustlers'  property  in 
Charles  I.'s  time.  It  is  now  worth  ten  times  more  than  in  those 
days,  as  Middlesborough,  the  home  of  many  industries,  has 
spread  itself  almost  up  to  the  gates,  land  fetching  long  prices 
and  big  rents  gladly  paid.  In  addition  to  Acklam,  Sladnor  Park 
in  Devonshire,  and  Newsham  Hall,  Darlington,  also  belong  to 
the  Hustlers. 

It  must  have  been  difficult  for  strangers  to  realise  that 
George  and  William  Hustler  were  brothers,  being  absolutely 
unlike  both  in  appearance  and  tastes,  but  they  had  the  same 
gentle  voice  in  common  with  all  Hustlers  and  had  the  curious 
Yorkshire  habit  of  clipping  their  words.  George  habitually  said 
"  huntin'  "  and  "  cubbin'  "  instead  of  "  hunting  "  and  "  cub- 
ing " — quite  the  Dundreary  style. 

These  brothers  were  always  eager  to  look  at  the  papers  for 
the  "  meets,"  but  for  diametrically  opposite  reasons.  George 
used  to  laugh  at  this,  as  his  elder  brother  scrutinised  the  list  with 
the  view  to  avoiding  coming  into  touch  with  hounds  and  their 
followers  ;  he  even  forbade  his  grandchildren  to  walk  to  a  meet 
near  their  home  for  fear  they  might  catch  infectious  complaints, 
presumably  the  infection  of  sport ;  while  he,  George,  carefully 
studied  the  list  to  see  how  many  meets  were  within  possible 
distance  for  him  to  reach,  and  hunt  with  them.  When  they  were 
far  afield  he  sometimes  used  to  drive  in  a  remarkably  uncomfort- 
able sort  of  market  cart,  in  which  he  would  pick  up  anybody  he 
met  on  the  road  that  he  thought  would  be  glad  of  a  Hft.  A  drive 
in  this  cart  was  a  real  trial.  The  seat  was  loose,  and  had  views 
of  its  own  as  to  its  proper  position  in  life.  When  travelling  in  a 
hilly  country  passengers  started  at  one  side  of  the  cart  and 
speedily  drifted  to  the  other,  and,  unless  very  careful,  might 
easily  find  themselves  on  the  road. 

Drives  with  Mr.  George  Hustler  were  usually  full  of  incident. 
He  used  to  take  passing  fancies  to  things  he  met  on  the  road. 
On  one  occasion,  when  driving  sixteen  miles  to  a  meet,  he  took 
a  fancy  to  some  ducks,  which  he  stopped  and  bought,  taking 
them  with  him  in  the  cart.  They  never  ceased  quacking  the 
whole  sixteen  miles,  slowly  and  plaintively  when  the  horse  was 
walking  uphill,  furiously  and  protesting ly  when  trotting.  Per- 
haps, like  the  poor  occupants  of  the  cart  who  were  shaken 
nearly  to  pieces,  they  could  not  help  it  ! 


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Mr.  Hustler  was  very  conservative  and  rather  obstinate  ; 
to  try  and  make  him  change  his  mind  when  once  it  was  made 
up  was  simply  waste  of  time — not  "all  the  king's  horses  and 
all  the  king's  men  "  could  do  it. 

Like  most  hunting  people,  when  motor-cars  first  came  into 
use  he  abominated  them,  and  he  died  before  he  was  weaned  of 
his  dislike  by  finding  the  convenience  and  comfort  of  them. 

The  mixture  he  took  out  hunting  with  him  in  his  flask  v/as 
most  nauseous,  being  half  whiskey  and  half  quinine.  At  all  times 
he  was  moderate  both  in  eating  and  drinking,  and  he  considered 
this  blend  sustaining  !  Occasionally  he  handed  his  flask  to  a 
neighbour  who  might  be  without,  or  to  someone  who  had  met 
with  a  spill  and  v>'anted  pulling  together  :  the  fluid  was  generally 
successful,  chiefly,  I  think,  from  surprise. 

Although  shy  and  reticent,  Mr.  Hustler  had  a  number  of 
great  friends.  Many  perished  in  the  terrible  Newby  Ferry 
accident  when  hunting  with  the  York  and  Ainsty.  That  same 
ferry-boat  had  often  carried  Mr.  Hustler  and  his  daughters  when 
hunting.  I  have  given  a  brief  account  of  this  accident  in 
another  chapter  in  connection  with  the  Rev.  Charles  Slingsby. 

Old  Lord  Wenlock,  the  second  baron,  was  one  of  Mr.  Hustler's 
great  friends,  also  Sir  Matthew  Wharton  Wilson  (the  latter  had 
been  at  school  and  college  with  him),  the  Prestons  of  Moreby, 
James  Palmes  of  Escrick,  the  Lawleys,  and  countless  others, 
not  forgetting  Sir  George  and  Lady  Julia  Wombwell.  Sir 
George  hunted  the  York  and  Ainsty  after  the  death  of  Sir  Charles 
Slingsby,  being  followed  by  Colonel  Fairfax,  whose  wife  was 
a  great  horsewoman. 

Archbishop  Thomson,  though  he  shied  a  little  at  Parson 
Hustler's  hunting  proclivities,  was  an  admirer  and  friend,  and 
the  Hustlers  often  stayed  at  Bishopthorpe.  Bishop  Ellicott  of 
Gloucester  also  was  very  kind  to  him. 

Amongst  the  hobbies  that  interested  Mr.  Hustler  was  the 
rearing  of  prize  poultry,  of  vv^hich  he  was  a  good  judge,  and  he 
officiated  at  shows,  often  being  successful  when  showing  his 
own — not,  of  course,  when  he  was  acting  as  judge  himself. 

He  seldom  showed  his  horses,  but  his  "Wenlock,"  if  I  re- 
member rightly,  took  a  first  prize  for  jumping  at  Islington.  He 
gcncrall};'  attended  all  the  big  shows. 

Dogs  he  was  fond  of  ;    lovers  of  horses  generally  are.     He 


22       Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

collected  a  large  number  at  one  time  of  Parson  Jack  Russell's 
celebrated  fox-terriers.  They  were  rather  mischievous  little 
creatures  and  played  havoc  amongst  the  poultry,  managing  to 
catch  them  even  through  the  bars  of  the  kennels  when  any 
birds  were  inquisitive. 

When  still  a  child,  my  first  day's  hunting  with  the  York  and 
Ainsty  was  on  a  big  sixteen-hand  horse  of  Mr.  Hustler's,  with 
a  hard  mouth  but  some  repute.  My  friend  was  anxious  I 
should  try  him.  All  went  well  until  hounds  found,  then  I 
became  aware  my  saddle  was  too  big  for  me  and  my  mount  too 
much  for  me^ — he  was  finding  a  difference  between  9  stone  and  15. 
As  soon  as  I  was  in  hail  of  Mr.  Hustler,  I  informed  him  I  feared 
I  must  take  the  horse  home,  as  I  could  not  hold  him  and  might 
bring  him,  or  ])Ossibly  some  of  the  field,  to  grief,  or  disgrace 
myself  by  over-riding  the  hounds.  The  advice  given  to  me  by 
the  horse's  owner  was,  "  Let  him  go,  don't  try  to  hold  him." 
Happily,  nothing  dreadful  occurred. 

After  a  few  j^ears  of  enjoyment  at  Acklam,  the  home  of  his 
youth,  Mr.  George  Hustler's  whole-hearted  hospitality  began  to 
upset  his  balance  at  the  bank  a  little  uncomfortably,  and  his 
elder  brother,  who  liked  neither  hounds,  horses,  nor  young 
people,  began  to  lecture  him  on  his  expensive  tastes  and  ex- 
travagance. This  went  on  for  a  time  until  it  became  unbearable, 
and  my  hunting  parson  decided  to  shut  the  place  up  and  let 
his  brother  come  back  to  it  if  he  liked.  And  so  Acklam  once 
more  lapsed  into  silence,  and  Mr.  George  and  his  family  went  to 
live  near  Oxford,  where  they  bought  a  place  called  Weald  Manor, 
and  continued  hunting  and  being  cheery  from  there. 

The  following  gives  a  little  idea  of  the  amount  of  sport  he 
enjoyed.  On  Monday  he  would  go  to  stay  at  Oxford,  hunting  en 
route  with  the  Vale  of  the  White  Horse.  On  Tuesday,  Wednes- 
day, Thursday,  and  Friday  he  hunted  from  Oxford.  On  Satur- 
day he  returned  to  Weald  Manor,  hunting  en  route  with  the 
Vale  of  the  White  Horse.  On  Sunday,  though  not  at  the  time 
holding  any  living,  he  preached  two,  and  sometimes  three, 
sermons.  Finding  time  between  his  huntings  to  collect  some  good 
and  rare  china,  also  queer  and  ancient  silver  specimens.  After 
the  house  would  hold  no  more,  he  packed  these  treasures  away 
over  the  stables. 

As  usual,  he  had  a  mount  or  two  for  friends,  and  a  nephew 


The  Rev.  George  Hustler,  M.F.H.  23 

who  was  at  the  University  at  that  time  came  in  for  mounts  two 
or  three  days  a  week,  having  the  time  of  his  life.  This  nephew 
is  the  present  owner  of  all  these  Hustler  properties,  and  takes  a 
great  interest  in  them,  as  well  as  in  all  the  leading  movements  of 
the  day. 

Mr.  George  Hustler  prided  himself  on  being  able  to  ride 
horses  no  one  else  could  manage,  and  when  the  time  came  that 
money  was  not  very  plentiful  this  was  a  boon,  as  he  was  able  to 
pick  up  some  very  awkward  animals  for  small  considerations. 
They  mostly  went  kindly  with  him,  which  was  more  than  some 
of  them  did  when  he  occasionally  mounted  friends  on  them. 

From  Oxford  he  had  plenty  of  hunting  and  owned  some  fine 
horses,  but  in  1877  an  old  north-country  friend,  the  Rev.  John 
Burdon,  resigned  the  living  of  English  Bickner,  in  Gloucester- 
shire, and  it  was  offered  to  George  Hustler,  who  accepted  it,  as 
he  had  been  feeling  for  some  time  that  he  ought  to  be  doing  some 
work.  Yet  I  know  he  was  not  entirely  in  accord  with  all  the 
English  Church's  creeds  and  dogmas  and  was  glad  to  give  up  his 
living  at  Stillingfleet  partly  on  that  account.  Perhaps  he  had 
become  reconciled  to  the  Church  requirements,  or  maybe  it  was 
a  case  of  necessity  knowing  no  law. 

Poor  dear  old  man  !  He  often  told  me  he  hoped  he  should 
not  die  in  bed,  a  lingering  death,  but  out  in  the  open  air  amongst 
all  the  beautiful  works  of  nature  he  loved  so  well.  He  wanted 
to  die  in  harness,  and  his  wish  was  fulfilled,  for  he  died  the 
death  of  all  others  he  would  have  liked,  "  giving  no  trouble  to 
anyone,"  as  he  expressed  it. 

When  first  he  went  to  English  Bickner,  he  built  kennels  at 
his  own  expense  and  hunted  the  Forest  of  Dean  for  deer  and  fox, 
but  had  given  up  hunting  hounds  himself  a  year  or  two  before 
he  died,  finding  the  strain  too  much  for  him  in  his  advancing 
years. 

When  last  I  was  at  English  Bickner  in  his  lifetime  the  kennels 
were  empty,  and  only  two  horses  stood  in  the  stables,  but  he  still 
hunted  with  the  Ross  Harriers,  Mr.  Teddy  Curres',  and  neighbour- 
ing packs  until  the  end.  He  was  out  with  the  Ross  Harriers  the 
day  he  died,  February  25,  1905.  He  had  been  suffering  for  some 
years  with  his  heart,  and  ought  not  really  to  have  been  hunting  at 
all.  On  the  morning  of  the  25th  he  appeared  to  be  in  his  usual 
health,  and   started  away   on  his  gentle  and   clever   hunter, 


24       sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

"  Maccaroni."  While  jumping  a  small  fence  into  plough,  with 
a  slight  drop  on  landing,  his  mount  pecked  rather  badly,  but  did 
not  fall.  It  was  observed  by  those  near  that  he  made  no  effort 
to  save  the  horse,  but  simply  fell  off  and  never  moved  again, 
having  died  of  heart  failure.  He  was  buried  beside  his  wife  in 
English  Bickner  Churchyard. 

Mr.  Hustler  was  the  most  extraordinarily  sweet-tempered 
man  I  ever  met.  It  almost  amounted  to  a  fault.  I  never  heard 
an  angry  or  impatient  word  from  him  or  a  grumble.  If  his  elder 
brother,  who  was  a  very  rich  man,  preached  to  him  about  ex- 
travagance, no  word  that  was  not  kind  and  charitable  left  his 
lips.  If  anybody  in  his  parish  was  cantankerous  he  was  full  of 
excuses  for  them,  saying  their  bark  was  worse  than  their  bite. 
The  poor  were  well  cared  for  wherever  Mr.  Hustler  dwelt.  He 
was  the  soul  of  generosity.  I  have  grieved  in  his  later  years, 
when  he  wanted  many  things  himself,  to  see  the  bottles  of  wine 
and  good  things  going  from  his  home  just  the  same  as  in  his 
better-off  days. 

He  had  grown  sad  latterly,  partly  from  the  depression  that 
so  often  accompanies  heart  trouble,  and  also  I  think  he  felt 
rather  keenly,  though  he  did  not  saj'^  so,  that  when  he  could  no 
longer  keep  open  house  and  mount  people  as  of  old,  so  few  whom 
he  had  helped,  feasted,  and  benefited,  remembered  him.  How 
true  it  is  : 

"  Laugh,  and  the  world  laughs  with  you  ; 
Weep,  and  you  weep  alone." 

I  used  to  potter  round  the  empty  kennels  and  stables  with 
him  and  talk  of  the  wonderful  performances  of  some  of  his  old 
favourites,  feeling  very  sad.  His  wife  was  dead,  his  daughters 
married,  and  he  had  no  son  ;  it  was  a  very  lonely  eventide. 

I  shall  carry  with  me  to  the  end  of  my  days  the  memory  of 
his  unsurpassable  gentleness  with  all  things  and  all  people.  For 
twenty -eight  years  he  ministered  to  the  parish  of  English  Bick- 
ner, and  no  one  can  remember  seeing  him  out  of  temper  or 
otherwise  than  gentle. 

One  of  the  peculiarities  of  his  household  was  its  unpunctu- 
ality.  For  instance,  luncheon  was  supposed  to  be  at  one  o'clock 
— at  least,  that  was  the  advertised  time,  so  to  speak — yet  I  can 
remember  sitting  making  polite  conversation  from  one  o'clock 


The  Rev.  George  Hustler,  M.F.H.  25 

until  a  quarter  to  three  in  the  afternoon  waiting  for  my  kmcheon, 
growing  hungrier  and  hungrier,  until  it  turned  to  feeling  as  if 
I  never  wished  to  eat  again.  It  did  not  seem  to  strike  any  of 
the  family  that  it  was  inconvenient.  I  suppose  their  own  in- 
sides  got  accustomed  to  it,  and  therefore  felt  no  vacuum.  Mr. 
Hustler  was  a  very  small  eater  himself,  almost  a  teetotaler,  and  a 
non-smoker,  but  could  not  sit  down  for  five  minutes  without 
falling  asleep.  At  intervals  he  would  awake  with  a  smile  and 
look  round  in  an  amused  way,  as  much  as  to  say,  "  Have  I  been 
to  sleep  really  ?  "  then  make  some  quite  irrelevant  remark  and 
fall  asleep  again  with  an  angelic  smile  upon  his  face. 

Like  most  generous,  good-natured  people,  he  was  consider- 
ably imposed  upon  at  times  ;  people  with  woeful  faces  and  long 
stories  used  to  take  him  in.  I  told  him  so  once,  when  I  saw 
through  an  old  woman  who  was  robbing  him.  His  reply  was 
characteristic  :  "  Possibly,  but  I  would  rather  run  the  risk  than 
feel  that  perhaps  I  had  refused  help  to  someone  in  need." 

He  was  very  sympathetic  to  young  people.  Once  when  I 
was  staying  at  Acklam  he  was  taking  a  large  omnibus-load  of 
young  folk  to  a  ball  in  the  neighbourhood,  when  suddenly  the 
light  at  the  end  of  the  omnibus  went  out  and  we  were  all  in 
darkness.  There  ensued  a  good  deal  of  laughter  and  skirmish- 
ing. Later  in  the  evening  Mr.  Hustler  told  me  he  was  respon- 
sible for  this  episode,  saying,  "  I  knew  the  young  people  would 
like  it."     I  think  they  did  ! 

Acklam  has  passed  now  to  the  son  of  George  Hustler's  sister. 
He  has  taken  the  name  of  Hustler,  and  has  made  great  improve- 
ments to  the  place  and  done  away  with  the  dangerous  sunk  fence. 
He  was  much  attached  to  his  Uncle  George,  who  was  a  man  who 
should  have  been  always  heaped  with  this  world's  goods,  for  he 
would  have  spent  it  royally  in  giving  pleasure  to  all  within  his 
reach,  and  being  happy  himself  into  the  bargain. 

His  charities  were  unostentatious  and  unbounded.  He 
hunted  out  all  the  most  remote  cottages  where  help  was  needed, 
both  in  his  own  parish  and  often  in  his  neighbours'  as  well.  An 
old  chimney-sweep,  who  used  to  be  called  Dick  Turpin,  and  who 
was  not  generally  liked,  sent  many  miles  when  he  was  dying  to 
ask  Parson  Hustler  to  come  and  see  him,  because  "  he  had  always 
spoken  kind  "  to  him.  Mr.  Hustler  stayed  with  him  until  he 
passed  through  the  gate  into  the  Great  Silence. 


26       sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

Anybody  that  was  looked  down  upon,  or  what  some  people 
would  call  "  bad  characters,"  especially  appealed  to  him,  for  he 
always  saw  good  in  everybody.  One  great  and  moving  sermon 
he  preached  giving  his  text,  "  Thinketh  no  evil,"  and  truly  he 
carried  this  out  in  his  own  life. 

When  in  the  pulpit  it  could  hardly  be  called  preaching,  his 
words  were  so  simple,  his  manner  so  gentle  ;  he  talked  to  us  more 
than  he  preached. 

One  of  his  peculiarities  was  his  love  for  his  old  clothes.  He 
clung  to  them  with  tenacity.  I  rather  took  his  part  in  this 
when  his  family  tried  to  persuade  him  to  wear  some  of  the  things 
he  kept  put  away  most  carefully  ;  he  was  very  tidy  and 
methodical  at  all  times,  and  would  never  allow  anyone  to 
touch  his  things  but  himself.  When  anybody  was  in  need  of 
clothes,  and  his  family  were  not  looking,  he  used  to  unearth 
these  better  garments  and  give  them  away  ! 


Chapter  III 


The  Rev.  Cecil  Legard — An  Old  Yorkshire  Family — They  Fight  for  the  Royalists 
— Mr.  Legard  at  College — A  Steeplechase — Disapproval  of  the  Dons — A 
Bad-tempered  Chaser — Hunting  with  Hugo  Meynell — A  Wedding  on  Con- 
ditions— The  Sale  of  a  Pack  of  Hounds — Planting  Coverts  at  Brocklesby — 
The  Length  of  Masterships — The  Living  of  Cottesbrooke — Hunting  with  the 
Pytchley — "Time  Expired" — Judging  at  Peterborough  and  Dublin — Mr. 
Legard  Compiles  the  Foxhound  Kennel  Stud  Book — A  Misunderstood  Joke — 
Manners  in  the  Hunting  Field — The  Rev.  E.  A.  Milne,  M.F.H. — Addresses 
his  Field — Hunts  in  Pink — His  Daughters  out  Hunting — The  Rev.L.  B.  Morris 
— Chaplain  to  Lord  Middleton — His  Shooting  and  Hunting — Defies  the 
Cobwebs. 

YORKSHIRE,  the  home  of  my  birth,  of  which  fact  lam 
rather  proud,  boasts  another  well-known  sportsman 
cleric  in  the  Rev.  Cecil  Legard,  brother  of,  and  heir  to  the 
present  and  twelfth  baronet. 

Mr.  Legard  does  not  like  being  called  a  sporting  parson  ;  he 
prefers  the  term  "  sportsman  cleric."  So  be  it ;  but,  whatever 
we  call  him,  he  remains  a  true  sportsman,  and  is  almost  as  well 
known  and  respected  as  York  Minster.  He  was  bom  on  No- 
vember 28,  1843.  His  father,  Henry  Legard,  was  the  youngest 
son  of  the  late  Sir  Thomas  Digby  Legard,  father  of  the  eleventh 
baronet,  and  this  Henry  married  the  sister  of  the  eighth  Lord 
Middleton,  of  Birdsall,  York.  Of  this  union  were  born  Algernon 
Legard,  the  present  baronet,  and  his  brother  Cecil,  of  whom  I 
am  writing,  who  is  a  keen  sportsman.  How  could  he  be  other- 
wise, with  sporting  blood  on  both  sides  of  the  family  ? 

The  Legards  of  Gauton  and  Anlaby  are  a  good  old  York- 
shire family,  the  property  of  Anlaby  having  been  acquired  by 
them  in  1100.  Sir  John,  the  first  baronet,  was  so  created  in 
1660,  when  he  fought  valiantly  for  the  Royalists.  There  have 
been  in  the  family  loyal  statesmen,  soldiers,  and  divines,  all 
sportsmen  in  the  truest  sense  of  the  term. 

Note — Mr.  Legard  has  died  since  this  chapter  was  written. 


28        sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

Mr.  Legard's  father,  before  his  marriage,  was  in  the  9th 
Lancers,  one  of  the  hardest  riding  regiments  in  the  Service  ;  from 
him  no  doubt,  Mr.  Cecil  Legard  inherited  his  love  for  riding, 
racing,  hunting,  and  all  things  appertaining  to  them. 

In  1863  Cecil  Legard  went  to  Magdalene  College,  Cambridge. 
Here  he  quickly  found  a  place  amongst  kindred  spirits  who  loved 
horses  and  sport  as  well  as  he  did. 

In  1865  we  find  him  in  the  midst  of  racing  and  hunting.  It 
was  in  that  year  the  two  Universities  wished  to  establish  an 
annual  steeplechase,  a  sort  of  sister  to  the  boat-race,  but  the  Dons 
did  not  take  kindly  to  the  idea,  so  it  had  to  be  dropped  in  its  orig- 
inal form  ;  but  it  was  not  entirely  fnistrated,  for  it  appeared  as 
"  The  Grand  Steeplechase  Match — Oxford  versus  Cambridge," 
no  owners'  names  being  on  the  race-card,  and  the  jockeys  rode 
under  fictitious  ones.  Only  those  in  the  secret  knew  who  the 
owners  were  or  who  was  going  to  ride. 

Amongst  these  sporting  undergraduates  they  arranged  that 
each  University  should  have  four  representatives,  all  to  ride 
twelve  stone  and  over  three  miles  of  the  Aylesbury  Course,  the 
value  of  the  race  being  £150. 

It  being  no  longer  a  secret  who  took  part  in  that  Stee]:5le- 
chase,  I  may  give  the  correct  names  of  the  owners  and  riders 
and  the  numbers  as  they  finished  : 

OXFORD. 

Mr.  Grissell's  "  Marchioness  " Owner  1 

Duke  of  Hamilton's  "  Pantaloon" Mr.  Frederick  2 

Mr.  a.  Smith-Barry's  "  Loyalty  "    Owner  4 

Earl  of  Harrington's  "  Kate  "       Lord  Willoughby 

DE  Broke  o 

CAMBRIDGE. 

Hon.  H.Fitzwilliam's  "Proposition" Mr.  Cecil  Legard  3 

Mr.  Candy's  "  Colleen  Bawn  " Hon.  T.  Fitzwilliam  5 

Lord  Aberdour's  "  The  Good  Lady  "    Viscount  Melgund  o 

Hon.  T.  Fitzwilliam 's  "  Heimitage  "     . . .  .Lord  Aberdour  o 

by  which  it  will  be  seen  that  Oxford  won,  and  Mr.  Legard,  rid- 
ing for  Cambridge,  came  in  third.  "  Proposition,"  the  horse 
he  was  riding,  belonged  to  the  still  living  Hon.  H.  Fitz- 
william, at  one  time  a  steward  of  the  Jockey  Club  and  founder 


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of  the  famous  "  Whip,"  so  coveted  by  undergraduates  at  Cam- 
bridge who  in  those  days  settled  their  battles  between  the  flags 
over  the  Cottenham  Course,  while  Oxford  always  went  to 
Aylesbury. 

Few  are  living  now  of  those  who  took  part  in  the  1865  Steeple- 
chase. I  think  Captain  Grissell,  Lord  Minto— at  that  time  Lord 
Melgund — and  Lord  Barrymore — formerly  Smith-Barry — and 
the  Rev.  Cecil  Legard  are  the  only  ones  left. 

It  was  the  association  of  Captain  Machell  with  Cambridge 
University  and  its  nearness  to  Newmarket  that  induced  so  many 
undergraduates  to  indulge  in  turf  pursuits.  A  good  number  of 
them  used  to  spend  their  week-ends  at  the  Turf  Metropolis. 

Mr.  Cecil  Legard  was  among  the  number  who  enjoyed  those 
early-day  frolics.  His  cousin,  Sir  Charles  Legard,  who  was  born 
in  1846  and  died  in  1901,  also  raced  a  good  deal  and  had  some 
good  horses.  Amongst  all  these  young  bloods  they  seem  to 
have  had  a  real  good  time. 

Although  Mr.  Legard  was  disappointed  in  his  place  in  the 
Grand  Steeplechase  in  1865,  later  he  had  better  luck,  winning 
twice  running  the  Challenge  Whip  much  desired  by  all . 

In  1867  Mr.  Legard  took  his  degree,  and,  before  leaving 
Cambridge,  added  M.A.  and  LL.B.  to  his  name.  He  now  felt 
he  could  not  continue  to  be  associated  with  too  much  racing,  but 
to  this  day  takes  the  keenest  interest  in  the  sport.  Up  to  the  time 
war  was  declared  I  think  there  were  very  few  race-meetings  of 
any  importance  that  he  did  not  attend,  and  he  seldom  missed 
the  Derby. 

He  says  the  best  horse  he  ever  owned  was  "Acrobat," 
purchased  from  Captain  Machell ;  but  for  the  animal's  bad 
temper  he  might  have  won  many  races,  but  he  could  never  be 
relied  on,  as  when  he  felt  so  inclined,  in  the  middle  of  a  race  as 
likely  as  not,  he  would  stand  perfectly  still  quite  suddenly  and 
refuse  to  move  another  step  until  it  suited  his  convenience,  or 
his  temper ;  having  allowed  the  rest  of  the  field  to  pass  him  a 
few  hundred  yards,  he  then  would  do  a  finish  all  on  his  own. 
Not  a  horse  to  put  money  on  !  With  the  exception  of  his 
temper,  he  was  good  all  round,  no  doubt,  as  Mr.  Legard  is  an 
excellent  judge — ^few  better — and  his  advice  is  still  eagerly 
sought  after  by  those  bent  on  purchase,  or  wishing  to  know 
his  views   as  to  horses'  possible  attainments. 


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Mr.  Legard's  first  clerical  duty  was  a  curacy  in  Derbyshire. 
There  he  hunted  with  Hugo  Meynell's  pack,  which  had  been 
founded  in  1816  by  the  Master,  Hugo  Meynell,  and  hunted  by 
him  until  1869. 

Then  the  living  of  Boynton  in  Yorkshire  was  presented  to 
him  by  Sir  George  Cholmeley,  and  there  he  spent  nine  happy 
years,  from  1870  to  1879.  It  was  in  1870  he  married  Miss  Hall, 
eldest  daughter  of  James  Hall  of  Scarborough,  who  hunted  the 
Holderness  for  the  best  part  of  forty  years — in  fact,  up  to  the 
time  of  his  death  in  1877. 

Mr.  Hall's  two  daughters  were  anxious  the  pack  should  not 
be  dispersed,  so  Mr.  Legard,  at  his  wife's  request,  offered  the 
pack  to  the  county  for  the  sum  of  £2,500,  which  was  at  once 
forthcoming.  When  Mr.  Hall  gave  his  consent  to  his  daughter 
marrying  Mr.  Legard,  he  made  one  stipulation  with  his  son-in- 
law,  namely,  he  must  hunt  and  bring  his  wife  to  hunt  with  him 
regularly  for  three  months  each  year. 

Mr.  Legard  now  moved  to  Brocklesby,  where  another  ten 
happy  years  were  spent.  There  were  several  packs  near  enough 
for  him  to  hunt  with  them,  but  he  was  mostly  seen  with  Lord 
Yarborough's. 

While  at  Brocklesby  he  planted  three  coverts,  calling  them 
"The  Scmb  Close,"  "The  Ledge  Cop,"  and  "Sir  Richard 
Sutton's  Thorns,"  where  up  to  the  time  of  the  war  many  hunted, 
but  few  remembered  the  unselfishness  of  the  man  who  had  given 
his  time  and  money  for  the  benefit  of  the  country  as  a  little 
return  for  the  pleasant  days  he  had  spent  there. 

When  we  think  of  the  lengthy  masterships  of  those  bygone 
days  it  makes  one  wonder  why  they  are  of  such  brief  duration 
now — or  rather  in  the  years  before  1914.  What  will  happen 
after  peace  is  declared,  who  can  foresee  ?  Perhaps  the  last 
generation  had  more  grit,  cared  nothing  for  the  grumbles  and 
bad  manners  of  their  followers,  or  perhaps  the  present-day 
grumblings  and  fault-findings  are  only  a  sign  of  the  age.  There 
used  to  be  rows  in  the  olden  times,  we  know,  but  that  was 
chiefly  over  matters  of  hunting -boundaries  and  such-like  things, 
not  the  personal  matters  we  hear  so  much  of  to-day  concerning 
the  Masters,  who  spend  a  good  part  of  their  lives  and  a  great 
deal  out  of  their  pockets  in  trjdng  to  show  sport  and  give 
pleasure  to  even  the  humblest  follower  and  smallest  subscriber. 


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One  cannot  help  wondering  why  the  grumblers  come  out  if 
they  so  disapprove  of  the  Master's  methods  ;  nobody  wants 
them,  though  it  is  amusing  to  hear  how  much  better  they  think 
they  could  hunt  hounds  themselves.  In  man}^  cases  I  am  sure 
their  endeavours  would  be  an  instructive  and  beautiful  sight. 

Mr.  Legard  tells  me  he  was  proud  of  having  been  blooded  bv 
Will  Carter,  huntsman  to  old  Sir  Tatton  Sykes. 

In  1887  Sir  H.  Langham,  at  that  time  Master  of  the  Pytchley, 
presented  the  living  of  Cottesbrooke  in  Northamptonshire  to 
Parson  Legard,  and  there  he  remained  until  1914,  enjoying  life 
and  health,  holding  his  own  in  the  saddle  against  all  comers, 
young  or  old. 

It  was  a  charming  little  parish,  and  did  not  boast  of  a  single 
public-house. 

In  a  letter  I  received  a  short  time  ago  from  him  he  tells  me 
he  has  now  attained  the  age  of  "  threescore  years  and  ten,"  and 
he  considers  himself  "  time  expired."  It  seems  incredible  so 
many  tides  have  washed  the  shore,  for  until  his  throat  began  to 
give  him  trouble  in  1914  he  hunted  his  four  days  a  week  with  a 
bright  steady  eye  and  unshaken  nerve. 

His  health  is  now  causing  him  anxiety  and  he  is  not  able  to 
ride  at  all,  which  is  a  great  grief  to  him  ;  but  when  well  enough  he 
finds  his  way  down  to  Tattersall's  and  any  race-meetings  there 
may  be.  I  never  heard  Mr.  Legard  preach,  but  I  know  that  in 
all  the  parishes  where  he  has  lived  he  has  been  greatly  liked  and 
respected.  He  has  the  stately  and  very  courteous  manner  of 
his  generation — perhaps  a  little  more  sedate  than  some.  Up  to  a 
year  or  two  ago  he  had  a  bright,  fresh  complexion.  He  still 
retains  his  bright  eyes,  and  is  interested  in  everything  and  very 
proud  of  his  grandchildren.  I  wonder  if  they  will  be  able  to 
give  as  good  an  account  of  themselves  when  they  are  his  age. 

This  fine  old  Yorkshireman  has  officiated  several  times  at 
Peterborough  Hound  Show,  and  has  for  many  years  given  a 
silver  hunting-horn  as  prize  for  the  best  unentered  doghound. 
His  judgment  was  seldom  in  error.  In  1885  he  gave  the  prize 
to  Lord  Willoughby  de  Broke's  "  Harper  "  who  proved  to  be 
one  of  the  finest  hounds  of  his  day. 

In  1892  I  remember  his  judging  at  the  Dublin  Horse  Show — 
an  anxious  though  delightful  occupation — where  there  is  such 
an  enormous  entry,  and  all  of  the  best  to  decide  amongst.     On 


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that  particular  occasion  I  think  I  remember  there  were  two 
hundred  and  fifty  horses. 

At  the  request  of  the  Master  of  Foxhounds'  Association,  Mr. 
Legard  a  few  years  ago  undertook  the  very  arduous  task  of 
compihng  the  Foxhound  Kennel  Stud  Book,  the  labour  of  which 
can  only  be  understood  and  appreciated  by  those  who  have  even 
in  a  small  way  worked  back  over  a  few  generations  of  hounds, 
endeavouring  to  fill  in  their  pedigrees  faithfully  and  fully  for  the 
benefit  and  use  of  future  sportsmen  and  women. 

I  first  met  Mr.  Legard  at  Bishopthorpe  when  staying  with 
Archbishop  Thomson,  whom  as  children  we  called  the  "  Cod- 
fish," because  we  thought  him  so  like  one.  He  was  really  a  fine, 
handsome  man,  but  he  certainly  did  at  times  remind  one  of  that 
fish. 

There  is  nothing  the  least  loud  or  horsey  in  Mr.  Legard's 
appearance  ;  on  the  contrary,  always  neat,  as  neat  as  could  be, 
of  late  years  clean-shaven,  with  a  healthy  colour.  When  racing 
he  wears  a  bird's-eye  tie  suitable  to  the  occasion,  at  other 
times  the  regulation  clerical  one  ;  but  it  would  not  be  Mr.  Legard 
without  the  tall  hat  and  sensible  umbrella  which  are  his  habitual 
accompaniments. 

Some  years  ago  an  enterprising  journalist,  meeting  him  in 
Piccadilly,  asked  for  a  photograph  to  reproduce  with  an  account 
of  his  hunting  and  racing  experiences  for  one  of  the  leading 
sporting  papers  of  the  day.  Not  being  anxious  for  this  adver- 
tisement, Mr.  Legard  said  jokingly  he  feared  it  might  prevent 
him  being  made  the  next  Archbishop  of  York. 

The  following  week,  or  at  least  shortly  after  this  interview, 
there  appeared  in  the  paper  the  Parson's  picture  with  a  well- 
written  article  on  his  sporting  activities,  and  his  remarks  taken 
seriously  about  being  the  next  Archbishop  of  York. 

Poor  Mr.  Legard  !  What  must  his  feelings  have  been ! 
It  surely  was  hard  to  forgive,  but  with  his  characteristic  kindness 
and  good  nature  he  took  it  all  in  good  part. 

We  are  told  to  forgive  our  enemies,  but  we  are  not  told  to 
forgive  our  friends,  which  is  perhaps  just  as  well,  for  at  times 
they  are  hard  to  forgive. 

All  the  clerical  sportsmen  I  have  known  have  been  smart, 
well-groomed  men,  keen  observers  of  the  ritual  of  the  chase, 
which  leads  to   respect  and  a   certain  amount   of  reverence. 


The    REV.    CECIL   LEGAKD 


[Faci)i(j  p.  32. 


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There  would  not  be  half  the  sympathy  with  hunting  that  now 
exists  but  for  a  certain  amount  of  pomp  and  ceremony,  the 
observing  of  outward  and  visible  signs. 

Gaudy  garments  are  not  often  worn  by  parsons,  but  they  can 
be  properly  turned  out  all  the  same.  A  certain  amount  of  a 
man's  character  can  be  read  by  observing  the  details  of  his 
toilet,  and  how  his  things  are  put  on.  No  man  with  a  well- 
balanced  methodical  mind  can  put  his  clothes  on  higgledy- 
piggledy,  as  though  with  a  pitchfork  ;  it  would  be  painful  to 
his  feelings  and  dignity,  even  if  nobody  was  going  to  see  him 
except  the  robin  on  the  window-sill  and  the  snowdrops  in  the 
garden.  The  man  who  appears  in  a  crump led-up  stock,  looking 
as  if  he  had  slept  in  it  for  some  time,  drooping  degage-looking 
spurs,  and  who  swears  it  is  all  the  same  to  him  which  side  of  his 
horse  he  mounts  from,  may  be  a  great  genius  of  sorts  and  living 
in  the  clouds — under  which  circumstances  it  would  be  almost 
better  if  he  stayed  there,  for  he  will  not  reflect  credit  on  any 
pack  he  hunts  with. 

Such  curious  animals  are  we  human  beings,  so  influenced  by 
our  surroundings,  that  when  a  few  of  these  floppity,  untidy 
sportsmen  are  around  us  we  gradually  feel  our  own  backbone 
giving  way,  and  say  to  ourselves  it  will  be  all  the  same  a  hundred 
years  hence,  which  of  course  is  all  wrong — it  won't  be  all  the 
same  a  hundred  years  hence.  And  that  is  why  I  think  hunting 
parsons  have  such  a  good  influence  on  the  field  ;  example  does 
so  much  ;  if  we  are  with  well-groomed  people  we  like  to  be 
well-groomed  too,  and  feel  a  certain  dignity  and  self-respect  in 
consequence. 

Particularly  have  I  noticed  how  a  parson's  presence  will  keep 
the  field  free  from  swearing  and  disgusting  language.  I  know 
of  no  greater  example  of  this  than  on  the  Dorsetshire  hill- 
country,  presided  over  by  that  deservedly  popular  Master,  the 
Rev.  E.  A.  Milne,  M.F.H.,  who  holds  his  large  and  sometimes 
headstrong  field  in  such  perfect  order.  I  have  often  marvelled 
at  the  extraordinary  way  in  which  this  reverend  gentleman 
keeps  order  without  resort  to  those  senseless  vulgar  oaths  so 
many  Masters  consider  necessary.  Instead  of  these  he  delivers 
little  homilies  on  the  duties  of  a  field  while  hounds  are  at  work, 
with  more  excellent  results  than  indulgence  in  invective. 

I  have  come  to  the  conclusion,  after  years  of  hunting  ex- 

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perience  and  close  observations  of  men,  that  some  use  "  swear 
words  "  and  Johnsonian  words  of  endearment  to  reheve  their 
pent-up  feelings.  Expressing  one's  feelings  is  no  doubt  a 
relief,  but  the  majority  do  it  because  they  think  it  fine  and 
clever,  and  because  others  of  the  same  genre  laugh  at  their 
vulgarity,  until  it  becomes  a  habit  and  they  do  not  know  when 
they  do  it,  or  how  much  it  is  spoiling  the  pleasure  of  those  who 
see  nothing  clever  or  amusing  in  it. 

There  is  no  keener  sportsman  in  the  west  country  than  Mr. 
Milne,  who  hunts  six  days  a  week,  and  is  much  sought  after  as 
a  judge  at  puppy -shows. 

He  hunts  in  pink,  which  is  not  a  common  practice  with 
parsons  ;  he  also  acts  as  his  own  huntsman,  and  during  the 
hunting-season  wears  pink  in  the  evening.  He  says  whatever 
he  does  he  tries  to  dress  the  part.  On  Sundaj^s  always  a  tall 
hat  and  black  coat,  even  in  his  remote  little  village.  He  has 
hunted  the  Cattistock  for  seventeen  years  ;  before  that  he  was 
Master  of  the  North  Bucks  Harriers  ;  before  that  again,  the 
Trinity  Beagles  at  Cambridge,  so  he  has  had  considerable 
experience. 

In  the  Cattistock  country  he  was  usually  accompanied  by 
one  or  two  little  daughters,  before  they  grew  up  and  married. 
They  rode  their  father's  horses  and  looked  picturesque  in  velvet 
hunting -caps.  It  was  interesting  to  hear  such  small  people,  as 
they  were  when  first  I  saw  them,  discussing  runs  in  the  most 
highly  technical  language. 

A  jocose  little  bird  told  me  one  day  that  the  Rev.  Edgar, 
better  known  as  "  Jack  "  Milne,  of  the  Cattistock,  might  be 
seen  any  day,  between  early  June  and  August  1st,  sitting  looking 
through  the  bars  of  the  fox-den  at  the  Zoo,  deeply  pondering 
from  daylight  till  dark. 

Sobriety  of  manners  in  the  hunting -field  carried  me  on  to 
Mr.  Milne  before  I  had  finished  my  Yorkshire  sporting  clerics, 
and  I  wished  to  include  the  Rev.  L.  B.  Morris,  well  known 
with  the  York  and  Ainsty,  Lord  Middleton's,  and  other  York- 
shire packs.  He  was  chaplain  to  Lord  Middleton  at  Birdsall 
for  fourteen  years,  and  naturally  did  a  good  deal  of  hunting 
with  his  hounds.  I  met  him  first  staying  with  the  Hustlers  ;  he 
was  always  very  smart,  spick  and  span,  and  one  day  when  he 
had  just  arrived  at  the  meet,  a  young  mare  I  was  on  took  the 


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opportunity  to  plunge  into  a  deep  and  muddy  ditch  close  to 
Mr.  Morris,  covering  him  with  slimy  wet  mud.  I  was  quite 
prepared  for  scowls  if  not  imprecations,  but  neither  scowl  nor 
harsh  words  escaped  him,  and  we  became  great  friends. 

He  is  an  all-round  good  sportsman,  being  as  much  at  home 
Avith  his  gun  as  in  the  saddle  ;  he  does  considerable  execution 
every  year  at  Studley  Royal  when  shooting  with  Lord  Ripon. 

He  has  now  retired  from  clerical  work  and  lives  in  peace  and 
contentment  the  life  of  the  country  squire,  with  his  wife  (who 
was  a  Miss  Whitaker,  daughter  of  Marmaduke  Whitaker,  of 
Breckamore)  and  his  daughter.  Mr.  Morris  married  in  1885 
vAien  he  went  to  live  at  the  family  living  of  Thornton-in-Craven, 
near  Leeds.  He  now  lives  at  Breckamore,  and  is  very  busy 
with  county  work,  magistrates'  meetings,  and  war  work  of  all 
kinds. 

One  of  his  characteristics  is  his  cheerfulness,  which  is 
infectious.  Wherever  he  may  be  people  congregate  ;  yet  with 
all  his  merriment  and  banter  I  never  heard  him  say  an  unkind 
thing  of  anybody  ;  the  merriment  is  never  at  the  expense  of 
other  people. 

I  have  heard  it  stated  that  "  everybody's  friend  is  nobody's 
friend,"  but  do  not  believe  it,  for  here  is  a  character  that  proves 
the  fallacy  of  that  old  saying.  Mr.  Morris  is  like  Saint  Paul, 
"all  things  to  all  men,"  not,  as  is  often  the  case,  from  ex- 
pediency, but  from  goodness  of  heart. 

I  think  it  speaks  well  for  a  man  who  has  spent  his  life  helping 
to  bear  other  people's  burdens,  when  he  can  say  he  has  not  lost, 
once  and  for  ever,  every  illusion  he  ever  embraced  ;  and  when 
in  the  autumn  of  his  days  he  has  defied  all  the  cobwebs  ;  but 
then  Mr.  Morris's  life  has  been  spent  in  pleasant  places  and  he 
has  been  comfortably  endowed  with  this  world's  goods,  which 
doubtless  helps  to  prevent  cobwebs  from  claiming  little  corners. 


Chapter  IV 

The  Rev.  Jack  Russell,  M.F.H.,  M.O.H.— Where  he  Wrote  his  Sermons— An 
Ancient  Powder  Cupboard — Some  Clergy  Defy  their  Bishops — Parson  Jack  as 
a  Boy — Gets  into  Trouble  and  Out  Again — Boxing  and  Hunting  at  Cambridge 
— His  Fox-Terrier  "  Trump  " — The  King's  Admiration  of  Her — His  first  Cleri- 
cal Work — Some  Packs  of  Hounds — He  Marries — Mr.  Templer  of  Stover's 
Hunting  Methods — Some  Favourite  Horses — His  Staff — Two  Churches  and  a 
Curate  on  £180  a  Year — His  Friends  the  Gypsies — A  Well-known  Story — 
Virtue  Rewarded — Sells  his  Pack — Introduced  to  the  Prince  of  Wales — At 
Sandringham — Pilots  the  Prince  with  Stag  Hounds — A  Soldier's  View  of  the 
Sporting  Parson — Bad  Luck  at  Black  Torrington — The  Rat-Catcher's  Charm 
— Parson  Jack's  Boot- Jack — His  Frugal  Habits — A  Pathetic  Funeral. 

WHO  is  there  that  has  not  heard  of  the  great  sporting 
parson,  the  Rev.  Jack  Russell,  one  of  the  most 
celebrated  figures  in  the  west  country,  and  well  liked 
everywhere  ? 

It  has  always  surprised  me  that  nowhere  have  I  ever  read 
of,  or  heard  any  mention  of,  his  little  powder  cupboard  wherein 
he  wrote  his  sermons,  when  in  his  later  years  he  was  rector  of 
Black  Torrington.  This  funny  but  interesting  cupboard  was  no 
doubt  used  many  times  by  Mr.  Russell's  predecessors,  while 
they  sat  wrapped  in  a  sheet  during  the  powdering  of  their  wigs 
for  Sunday  service,  or  possibly  for  a  carousal  with  the  squire, 
maybe  for  both.  I  am  glad  to  say  when  I  saw  it  last,  a  few 
years  ago,  it  remained  exactly  as  it  stood  in  Mr.  Russell's  time, 
in  a  big  empty  room,  not  let  into  a  wall  or  seeking  its  support, 
but  more  like  a  sentry-box,  approached  up  some  steps  a  little 
to  one  side  of  the  room,  with  a  door  to  shut  behind  the  occupier, 
and  a  small  square  window  after  the  fashion  of  an  attic  window 
not  intended  to  open  or  shut.  Out  of  it  could  be  seen  a  glimpse 
of  the  spare  room,  and  beyond  it  some  greenery  viewed  through 
the  window  of  the  room.  Inside  this  curious  edifice  there 
stands  the  original  sloping  sort  of  schoolboy-desk,  rough  with 
old  age,  much  scrubbing,  and  innocent  of  any  varnish  or 
decoration.    Both  desk  and  high  stool  are  attached  to  the  floor. 

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and  done  up  generally,  and  I  am  glad  to  say  the  inhabitants 
have  had  the  good  taste  to  leave  this  curio  untouched. 

I  feel  I  know  exactly  why  Mr.  Russell  retired  to  this  little 
box  when  in  the  throes  of  sermon-production,  for  there  was 
nothing  to  distract  his  attention,  no  wistful  brown  eyes  of  a 
favourite  old  hound  to  coax  him  from  his  work,  no  old  hunter 
to  be  seen  in  the  paddock  enticing  him  out. 

There  is  so  little  I  can  write  of  this  dear  old  parson  that  is 
not  generally  known,  yet  my  book  would  be  strangely  in- 
complete without  him,  one  of  the  finest  specimens  of  the  sporting 
parson  that  has  ever  trodden  the  earth,  I  imagine. 

There  are,  however,  amongst  the  rising  generation,  a  number 
of  young  people,  I  am  told,  to  whom  Parson  Jack  is  only  a 
name.  For  them  I  will  briefly  relate  his  life  and  sporting 
experiences,  and  it  may  interest  some  folk,  as  it  does  myself. 
Observing  the  characteristic  tastes  and  temperaments  of 
children,  and  following  them  through  the  years  to  man's  estate 
and  seeing  what  they  lead  to,  how  they  bury  or  use  their  talents  ; 
being  with  them,  so  to  speak,  from  the  cradle  to  the  grave,  is 
an  engrossing  pastime. 

The  west  seems  to  ^be  the  home  of  sporting  parsons,  even 
more  than  the  north.  At  one  time  Mr.  Russell  owned  hounds 
in  Devonshire,  and  about  a  score  of  other  clergymen  did  the 
same  in  the  Bishop  of  Exeter's  diocese  alone,  much  to  that 
gentleman's  chagrin  ;  he  remonstrated  with  several  of  them, 
Mr.  Russell  amongst  the  number,  but  they  continued  to  hunt 
all  the  same. 

Mr.  Phillpotts,  who  was  at  that  time  Bishop  of  Exeter,  feared 
his  clergy  were  not  attending  to  their  duties  and  were  neglecting 
their  parishes,  "  gadding  about  the  country  after  dogs  "  ;  this 
was  his  unsympathetic  and  ignorant — or  perhaps  meant  to  be 
annoying — way  of  expressing  himself.  Nevertheless,  he  allowed 
Mr.  Russell  was  a  fine  preacher,  and  travelled  some  miles  to 
hear  him  when  the  opportunity  offered  itself. 

Mr.  Jack  Russell  was  born  in  1795  at  Iddesleigh  rectory,  in 
Devonshire,  his  father  being  incumbent,  keeping  both  pupils 
and  hounds.  One  pony  was  set  apart  on  purpose  for  the  boys 
to  ride  out  hunting  and  used  as  an  incentive  to  work;  the  youth 
who  could  show  the  highest  marks  at  the  end  of  the  week  was 
allowed  to  ride  it  on  the  next  hunting -day. 


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Mr.  Russell,  senior,  like  his  son  in  late  years,  was  a  good 
preacher  and  a  keen  sportsman.  History  relates  that  the  old 
gentleman's  top-boots  have  been  observed  peeping  out  from 
beneath  his  cassock  in  church. 

It  is  evident  from  whom  Mr.  Jack  Russell  inherited  his  love 
for  sport,  which  began  to  show  itself  very  early  in  life.  When 
at  school  at  Tiverton  he  kept  four  and  a  half  coiiple  of  hounds 
unknown  to  the  authorities.  An  obliging  blacksmith  on  the 
outskirts  of  the  village  kennelled  and  fed  them  with  flesh.  The 
local  farmers  and  the  blacksmith  loj^ally  held  their  tongues,  and 
encouraged  young  Russell  and  his  partner,  a  boy  named  Borey, 
in  the  enterprise.  Many  happy  and  healtliful  half -holidays  were 
spent  with  these  hounds. 

Unfortunately,  after  a  time  the  headmaster,  named  Dr. 
Richards,  a  very  strict  disciplinarian,  got  wind  of  the  matter, 
and  the  boy  Borey  was  expelled.  Why  this  fate  should  have 
fallen  on  him  and  not  young  Russell  I  have  never  been  given  to 
understand ;  however,  the  latter  did  not  escape  quite  free. 
He  was  sent  for  to  the  master's  study.  There  was  no  beating 
about  the  bush  ;    Dr.  Richards  began  at  once. 

"  You  keep  hounds,  don't  you  ?  " 

"  No,  sir,  I  do  not." 

"  You  dare  to  stand  there  and  tell  lies  to  me  ?  Your  partner 
who  shared  them  with  you  has  confessed  and  been  expelled." 

"  I  am  not  lying,  sir.  I  have  no  hounds,  for  Borey  stole 
them  yesterday  and  sent  them  home  to  his  father." 

"  Well,  that  is  lucky  for  you,  or  I  should  have  expelled  you 
also." 

This  attitude  of  schoolmasters  towards  sport  and  healthy 
amusement  for  the  boys  has  often  surprised  me.  I  firmly 
believe  that  if  every  big  school,  especially  our  public  schools, 
had  a  pack  of  hounds  which  the  boys  could  hunt  and  follow,  on 
foot  for  choice,  there  would  then  be  less  of  the  bullying  and  vice 
we  hear  so  much  about  when  youths  are  congregated  together. 
There  would  neither  be  the  time  nor  the  same  inclination  for 
mischief.  At  the  end  of  the  day  they  would  be  healthily 
tired. 

Perhaps  it  was  as  well  the  hounds  departed,  for  after  they 
had  gone  Jack  Russell  turned  his  attention  to  work,  ca]^,turing 
two  prizes  open  to  competition,  an  exhibition  of  £30  a  year,  and 


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a  medal  for  elocution.  This  brought  him  into  favour  with  Dr. 
Richards  once  more,  but  had  the  Doctor  known  the  £30  went 
to  buy  a  horse  from  the  Rev.  John  Froude,  he  might  have  been 
less  pleased.  This  Mr.  Froude  became  a  lifelong  friend  of  Mr. 
Russell's,  and  I  think  exercised  a  gre^t  deal  of  influence  over 
him.  He  certainly  encouraged  him  in  opposing  and  defying  his 
bishop.  This  Mr.  Froude  of  Knowston  was  a  well-known 
character.     I  shall  have  more  to  say  of  him  latei". 

From  school  Mr.  Russell  went  to  Exeter  College,  Oxford, 
where  he  went  in  extensively  for  the  noble  art  of  self-defence, 
proving  himself  a  rather  formidable  person  to  tackle  ;  his  length 
of  arm  and  habitual  agility  were  in  his  favour,  and  he  studied 
the  art  under  a  professional. 

One  day  a  Cambridge  man,  in  a  weak  moment,  backed  his 
University  against  Oxford  at  boxing.  Mr.  Russell  was  one  of 
the  three  picked  men  chosen  to  represent  Oxford.  Cambridge 
went  home  with  its  tail  between  its  legs. 

Hunting  was  another  recreation  indulged  in  while  at  college. 
The  Duke  of  Beaufort's  badger-pies  hunted  the  Oxfordshire 
hills  from  the  Heythrop  at  one  season  of  the  year,  and  the 
Badminton  at  another.  When  they  met  within  reach  of  Oxford 
Mr.  Russell  seldom  missed  a  day.  He  made  a  great  friend  of 
that  faithful  and  valued  servant  of  three  Dukes  of  Beaufort, 
Will  Long,  who  acted  as  their  huntsman  from  1826  to  1855, 
making  twenty -nine  years.  He  said  he  thought  it  remarkable, 
the  way,  after  an  hour  in  the  kennels,  Mr.  Russell  knew  every 
hound  by  name  and  recognised  them  in  the  field  next  day. 

It  used,  I  know,  to  puzzle  his  reverence  that  men  could,  and 
often  did,  hunt  regularly  with  a  pack  and  yet  at  the  end  of  a 
season  not  know  one  hound  from  another.  These  are  the  men 
who  hunt  to  ride,  and  care  nothing  for  hound  work,  which  was 
the  joy  of  Mr.  Russell's  life. 

It  was  while  at  Oxford  he  met  with  the  little  fox-terrier 
that  was  to  be  the  mother  and  founder  of  his  far-famed  breed 
of  terriers.  He  met  the  little  lady  accompanying  a  milkman 
on  his  rounds.  Mr.  Russell  at  once  made  an  offer  for  her,  but 
the  milkman  was  in  no  hurry  to  part  A\ith  his  pet  ;  eventually 
the  bidding  became  so  brisk  and  tempting  he  succumbed,  and 
"  Trump  "  became  the  property  of  Mr.  Russell.  Her  descen- 
dants  are    scattered  all  over  the  world.     This   breed    is   now 


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always  associated  with  Mr.  Russell's  name  ;  they  are  noted  for 
their  method  in  bolting  foxes,  never  worrying  them  in  their 
earths,  or  fighting  one  another  underground,  which  is  not  an 
unheard-of  thing  for  terriers  to  do.  King  Edward  VII.  greatly 
admired  little  "  Trump,"  and  had  an  oil-painting  of  her. 
^i  Mr.  Russell  liked  both  his  hounds  and  his  terriers  to  throw 
their  tongues  freely,  for  the  same  reason  that  Lord  Fitzhardinge 
liked  to  mount  his  hunt  servants  on  roarers  ;  he  then  knew 
where  they  were  !  He  entered  his  terriers  entirely  to  fox,  so 
there  was  no  fear  of  their  running  riot ;  the  faintest  whimper 
from  one  of  them  and  the  whole  pack  of  hounds  would  fly  to  it 
as  quickly  as  to  one  of  Mr.  Russell's  marvellous  screams. 

It  was  delightful  to  get  him  well  launched  on  the  subject 
of  his  terriers,  he  was  such  an  enthusiastic  lover  of  them. 

Nearly  everyone  in  the  west  country  has  some  tale  to  tell  of 
the  "  Parson  Jack,"  as  they  call  him  ;  many  of  the  stories  have 
oft  been  told,  but  no  one  wearies  of  them. 

So  far,  however,  we  have  only  accounted  for  his  first  pack  of 
hounds  when  at  school,  aged  sixteen.  His  second  venture  was 
when  a  curate  at  South  Molton,  this  time  to  hunt  the  otter, 
so  little  known  and  inscrutable.  He  collected  six  couple  of 
hounds,  a  scratch  uneven  lot  from  neighbouring  friends.  Not 
every  hound  will  enter  to  otter,  as  Mr.  Russell  soon  found  out. 
His  patience  was  often  sorely  tried,  for  he  could  not  keep  his 
hounds  to  the  water ;  they  would  wander  off  in  search  of  fox, 
which  had  been  their  training. 

While  on  these  long  tramps  with  his  disappointing  hounds, 
he  learnt  the  country  thoroughly,  and  the  knowledge  was 
useful  to  him  in  later  years  when  his  hunting  had  to  be  done 
with  a  limited  number  of  horses,  enabling  him  to  save  many 
miles,  and  take  short  cuts  even  in  the  dark.  When  almost  in 
despair  of  being  able  to  do  anything  with  them,  he  heard  of  a 
sporting  farmer  who  had  a  useful  scratch  pack  with  which  he 
hunted  fox,  hare,  and  otter,  and  that  he  was  drafting  some  of 
them.  Mr.  Russell  hurried  off  in  hope  of  securing  a  hound  or 
two  accustomed  to  the  taste  of  otter,  that  would  teach  and 
encourage  the  rest  of  his  pack.  He  found  just  what  he  wanted, 
and  for -the  modest  sum  of  £l  brought  home  with  him  a  useful 
hound  that  quickly  taught  the  rest,  after  which  he  enjoyed  six 
years  of  hunting  with  them.     He  had  no  kennels  ;    the  neigh- 


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bouring  farmers  and  cottagers  gave  them  a  welcome  by  their 
firesides. 

Unfortunately  otter-hunting  only  lasts  for  about  five  months 
in  the  year,  but  there  is  no  pleasanter  way  of  spending  the 
summer  months,  for  you  are  led  into  strange  unfrequented 
places  far  from  the  haunts  of  man,  where  Nature  is  seen  at  her 
best,  in  her  most  attractive  forms.  When  the  season  ended 
Mr.  Russell  hunted  a  good  deal  with  Mr.  Froude,  vicar  of 
Knowstone,  which  place  was  only  about  ten  miles  from  South 
Molton ;  the  country  was  mostly  wild  moor,  heath  and 
furze. 

In  1826  Mr.  Russell  married  and  left  South  Molton,  returning 
to  the  home  of  his  youth  as  curate  to  his  father.  There  being 
no  hounds  in  the  immediate  vicinity,  he  soon  collected  some  and 
blossomed  into  a  M.F.H.  ;  he  gathered  together  some  useful 
workers,  several  having  belonged  to  a  Mr.  Templer  of  Stover, 
whose  methods  were  original,  and  who  had  wonderful  control 
over  his  hounds.  On  blank  days  he  would  turn  out  a  bagged 
one  in  front  of  his  pack,  but  they  were  not  allowed  to  touch 
him  ;  they  used  to  stand  round  their  master  with  his  watch  in 
hand  ;  when  he  said,  "  One,  two,  and  away  !  "  off  they  flew. 
Most  of  the  hounds  glued  their  eyes  on  their  master's  face  until 
the  given  moment,  but  one  fixed  his  eyes  on  his  watch,  and  the 
moment  it  was  shut  with  a  snap  was  off  in  pursuit.  Mr.  Templer 
kept  about  twenty  foxes  for  blank  days  in  a  couple  of  big  yards. 
Each  fox  had  a  long  chain  attached  to  it  so  that  it  could  take 
plenty  of  exercise,  being  occasionally  assisted  by  a  tandem 
whip,  gently  applied  to  keep  them  in  good  form  and  wind. 
One  fox  had  been  turned  out  about  thirty  times  and  quite 
understood  the  game ;  he  was  rewarded  by  a  fresh  rabbit 
for  his  supper  at  the  end  of  the  day.  I  have  been  told  the 
fox  enjoyed  the  fun,  giving  them  plenty  of  galloping.  The 
hounds  must  indeed  have  been  well  disciplined,  for  when  the  fox 
had  done  enough  and  refused  to  run  any  more,  they  would  stand 
round  him  with  mouths  watering  and  not  touch,  for  this  fox, 
when  he  ceased  to  find  amusement  in  the  game,  refused  to  go 
any  further.  The  Master  must  have  been  a  hard  rider  to  be  up 
in  time  always  to  see  that  his  favourites  did  not  transgress. 

This  wonderful  pack  of  dwarf  foxhounds  was  sold  in  1826, 
I  believe,  finding  new  homes  all  over  the  country.      Mr.  Russell, 


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knowing  their  hunting  powers,  wished  to  collect  a  few  of  them, 
end  succeeded,  eventually  having  one  of  the  finest  hunting -packs 
in  the  west  of  England. 

It  was  from  Mr.  Templer  that  Mr.  Russell  said  he  learnt 
much  of  his  craft. 

Considering  the  habitual  low  state  of  this  latter  sporting 
parson's  finances,  it  is  surprising  the  amount  of  hunting  he 
managed  to  enjoy.  He  said  he  was  obliged  to  ride  anything  he 
could  get,  and  his  horses  had  to  work  hard  as  well  as  their  master, 
for  there  was  no  hack  to  carry  him  to  the  meet,  no  dogcart 
waiting  to  bring  him  home,  and  he  used  to  ride  long  distances 
to  meets,  occasionally  as  many  as  thirty  miles. 

Three  hunters  were  the  most  Mr.  Russell  could  allow  himself. 
At  one  time  he  owned  three  exceptionally  useful  gees,  "  Billy," 
only  a  cob  of  fourteen  hands,  clever  and  sturdy,  never  tired, 
always  game  ;  his  owner  said  no  money  would  tempt  him  to 
part  with  the  little  horse  ;  "  Cottager  "  and  "  Monkey  "  were 
bad-tempered,  and  in  consequence  not  considered  desirable 
mounts  by  most  people.  The  former  horse  would  try  and 
snatch  at  his  rider's  boots  as  he  jogged  along  to  the  meet,  only 
forgetting  his  temper  during  the  run.  These  horses  carried 
their  owner  for  several  seasons,  and  he  rode  twelve  stone. 

His  staff,  consisted  of  himself  as  huntsman  and  whip,  unless 
an  occasional  friend  whipped  for  him.  His  only  regular  help  was 
a  rough  youth  who  worked  in  the  garden  and  stables  ;  he  rejoiced 
in  the  name  of  "  Sam."  His  master  coached  him  well,  giving  him 
instructions  in  the  science  of  hunting,  as  to  what  should  be  done 
under  certain  circumstances,  such  as  starting  a  fresh  fox  in 
covert,  etc.  Sam  enjoyed  this  catechism,  and  proved  an 
intelligent  and  valuable  assistant. 

The  appearance  of  his  pack  troubled  Mr.  Russell  not  at  all, 
so  long  as  they  could  hunt ;  and  some  of  his  mounts  have  been 
little  more  tlian  Exmoor  ponies,  on  which  he  has  started  away 
before  daylight  and  returned  after  dark.  The  only  person  I 
have  ever  heard  of  who  could  equal  Mr.  Russell  in  endurance  of 
long  days  and  fatigues  was  old  Sir  Tatton  Sykes,  the  Yorkshire- 
man,  but  he  was  mounted  on  expensive  horses,  while  Mr.  Russell 
often  had  to  content  himself  with  screws.  One  of  the  reasons 
why  Parson  Jack  got  so  much  work  out  of  his  horses  was  due  to 
the  care  he  took  of  them  ;  in  the  height  of  his  pleasure  he  always 


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remembered  his  mount  and  saved  him  as  much  as  possible,  both 
in  wind  and  legs. 

In  1832  Mr.  Russell  went  to  Swymbridge,  near  his  wife's 
old  home,  and  spent  forty -five  years  of  his  life  there  with  two 
parishes  and  churches  to  look  after,  receiving  the  handsome 
income  of  £180  a  year — and  yet  I  have  heard  that  "  a  labourer 
is  worthy  of  his  hire."  Out  of  this  £180  a  year  a  curate  had  to 
be  provided. 

During  those  forty  odd  years  he  worked  wonders  in  the 
parishes.  From  one  service  per  Sunday  it  grew  to  four,  the 
church  was  restored,  and  new  schools  built. 

The  Gypsies  were  especially  fond  of  him  ;  he  always  be- 
friended them,  and  would  not  allow  them  to  be  hounded  from 
place  to  place  if  he  could  help  it,  and  would  always  allow  them 
to  camp  on  his  land  ;  they  much  appreciated  the  way  he  trusted 
them.  When  the  King  of  the  Gypsies  felt  that  his  days  were 
numbered,  he  gave  instructions  that  a  certain  charm  he  had 
worn  for  years  should  be  given  to  his  reverence,  as  a  token  of 
gratitude  for  many  kindnesses,  also  his  much-treasured  rat- 
catching  belt,  and  expressed  the  wish  that  he  should  be  buried 
in  Swymbridge  churchyard  and  the  service  taken  by  Parson 
Russell. 

Mr.  Russell  used  to  ask  his  friends  for  some  of  their  cast-off 
garments  for  the  Gypsies.  When  there  was  going  to  be  a 
wedding  amongst  them  they  went  to  him  to  see  if  he  had  any 
clothes  to  make  them  smart  for  the  occasion  ;  he  seldom  failed 
them.  He  has  even  supplied  the  ring  sometimes.  They 
treated  him,  and  looked  upon  him,  as  their  best  friend. 

There  is  a  story  well  known  in  the  west,  though  possibly  not 
elsewhere,  that  is  typical  of  the  man. 

Riding  home  from  hunting  one  evening,  as  he  passed  the 
blacksmith's  forge  in  his  village,  the  owner  came  out  saying  a 
Gypsy  who  was  standing  by  the  forge  wanted  to  buy  his  black 
mare,  but  said  he  had  no  money  with  him.  What  did  the 
parson  advise  him  to  do  ?  Would  it  be  wise  to  let  the  mare  go  ? 
Probably  the  man  would  disappear  and  never  be  heard  of 
again . 

Mr.  Russell  looked  at  the  Gypsy  for  a  moment,  then  said, 
"  I  think  I  know  your  face ;  you  married  when  camping  on  my 
land,  did  you  not  ?  " 


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"  No,  sir,  it  was  my  brother." 

"  Well,"  said  Mr.  Russell,  "  if  I  stand  for  you  will  you  come 
and  pay  ?     Do  you  mean  to  pay  ?  " 

"  Yes,  your  honour." 

Turning  to  the  smithy.  Parson  Jack  said,  "  Let  him  have  the 
mare  ;  if  he  does  not  pay  I  will." 

A  week  or  two  later,  when  again  passing  the  forge,  he  asked 
if  the  Gypsy  had  paid. 

"  Yes  sir,  every  penny,  and  many  thanks  to  you." 

It  was  these  kindly  acts  that  endeared  Mr.  Russell  to  people  ; 
nobody  who  went  to  him  for  advice  and  help  was  ever  sent 
empty  away.  Everybody  knew  he  was  not  well  off  in  worldly 
goods,  and  I  think  his  generosity  out  of  what  he  possessed,  and 
the  way  he  trusted  people,  made  them  straight  in  return. 

I  cannot  help  feeling  that  if  I  had  volunteered  to  stand 
surety  for  the  Gypsy,  the  blacksmith  would  have  sworn  he 
had  never  received  a  penny,  then  have  collected  the  amount 
from  me  and  the  purchaser,  and  appeared  aggrieved  with  us 
both. 

For  about  two  years,  when  at  Swymbridge,  Mr.  Russell  gave 
up  his  hounds  in  consequence  of  the  way  he  was  worried 
financially  and  morally.  Some  of  his  kind  relations  and  friends 
never  ceased  telling  him  he  was  on  the  high  road  to  ruin  ;  that 
he  neglected  his  duties,  etc. 

He  felt  very  lonely  and  miserable  without  his  hounds,  and 
when  one  day  he  was  told  six  and  a  half  couple  were  again 
standing  in  his  kennel,  a  gift  from  his  old  friend  Harry  Fellows, 
he  was  overjoyed,  especially  when  he  received  a  note  saying 
they  were  a  draft  from  the  Vine  and  all  were  over  distemper. 
This  was  a  temptation  too  great  to  be  resisted  ;  the  beauties 
looked  so  comfortable  and  at  home  in  the  kennels,  and  he  was 
happy  once  more. 

People  who  have  no  love  for  animals  and  sport  may  feel 
impatient  with  those  who  do  care  for  these  things,  not  being 
able  to  understand  the  exhilaration  of  the  chase,  the  joy  of  the 
country,  and  the  intelligence  of  our  faitliful  four-footed  com- 
panions, who  try  so  hard  to  please  us  and  are  so  much  more 
dependable  and  faithful  than  many  human  beings.  They  ask 
so  little  from  us  and  bestow  so  generously  and  plentifully  of 
all  they  have  to  give. 


The  Rev.  Jack  Russell,  M.F.H.  and  M.O.H.    45 

But  again  poor  Mr.  Russell  found  himself  obliged  to  part 
with  his  treasures,  for  much  the  same  reason  as  before.  The 
hounds  had  actually  left  the  kennels,  starting  for  new  homes, 
when  Mrs.  Russell  could  not  stand  her  husband's  look  of  dejec- 
tion and  persuaded  him  to  keep  them,  pointing  out  to  him  that 
he  had  quite  as  much  right  to  some  pleasure  as  other  people  ; 
so  back  to  the  kennels  they  went  again,  and  he  hunted  hounds 
without  interruption  until  1871,  when  he  sold  them  to  Mr. 
Henry  Villebois  in  Norfolk. 

A  story  is  told,  and  well  known  in  the  west  country,  of 
Bishop  Phillpotts,  who,  when  touring  his  diocese,  came  across  a 
pack  of  hounds  in  full  cry,  while  amongst  the  field  were  such  a 
number  of  black  coats  he  thought  there  must  have  been  some 
epidemic  in  the  neighbourhood  to  account  for  so  many  men 
being  in  mourning.  He  conversed  with  his  chaplain  on  the 
subject  ;  he,  being  a  wise  man,  held  his  tongue,  and  everybody 
enjoyed  themselves,  the  Bishop  in  his  own  particular  way,  the 
black-coated  gentlemen  in  their  own  particular  way.  I  do 
not  know  about  the  chaplain,  by  the  way  ;  he  may  have 
been  longing  to  join  the  black  coats  disappearing  in  the 
distance. 

Mr.  Villebois,  who  bought  Mr.  Russell's  hounds,  introduced 
the  old  sportsman  to  the  Prince  of  Wales  (King  Edward  VII.)  . 
He  became  a  great  favourite  at  Sandringham ;  both  the  Prince 
and  Princess  of  Wales  liked  him.  He  was  staying  there  in  1873 
and  danced  the  old  year  out  and  the  new  year  in  with  beautiful 
Princess  Alexandra.  The  Prince  had  told  him  to  bring  a 
sermon  with  him  ;  this  he  did,  and  preached  in  the  pretty  little 
church  in  the  grounds  of  Sandringham,  close  to  the  house. 
The  sermon  gave  pleasure  to  His  Royal  Highness,  who  compli- 
mented the  sporting  parson  on  his  eloquence  and  charm  of 
language. 

He  stayed  with  his  Royal  host  and  hostess  again  in  1876. 
It  was  Mr.  Russell  who  acted  as  pilot  to  the  Prince  when  first 
he  hunted  with  the  Devon  and  Somerset  stag -hounds,  and  a 
better  man  could  not  have  been  chosen.  One  of  Mr.  Russell's 
most  cherished  possessions  was  a  tie-pin  which  the  Prince  had 
given  to  him,  and  put  into  his  scarf  with  his  own  hands. 

I  am  one  of  the  people  who  regret  the  passing  of  the  Sporting 
Parsons ;  they  were  fine,  manly,  sky -pilots.     Far  be  it  from  me 


46       Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

to  say  there  are  not  many  great  and  good  clergymen  now  who 
are  not  sportsmen.  What  grieves  me  is  that  so  many  earnest 
and  good  men  should  have  so  little  power  to  attract  or  hold  our 
interest,  A  short  time  ago  I  was  discussing  this  very  subject 
v.'ith  an  ex-master  of  hounds,  who  has  seen  a  good  deal  of  the 
world,  has  done  his  bit  for  his  country,  and  will  now  carry  the 
marks  of  it  with  him  to  the  end  of  his  days.  He  said,  "  The 
old  Sporting  Parson  was  a  dignified  man  one  could  respect  and 
admire.  The  Roman  Catholic  priests  I  respect  and  admire  ;  they 
are  dignified,  well-educated,  often  intelligent,  and  social  assets  ; 
but  man}^  of  the  English  Church  clergy  are  such  crawling 
creatures  and  so  ill-educated  and  childish,  if  I  get  into  the  train 
with  one  I  feel  I  must  apologise  for  him,  and  when  I  bid  him 
'  Good-bye  '  I  feel  I  ought  to  speak  to  him  as  if  he  is  a  child  and 
say  to  him,  '  Ta-ta  ;  say  good-bye  to  the  lady  nicely  and  run 
away  and  play  robbers.'  " 

It  is  the  fashion  to-day,  as  I  have  already  said,  to  run  down 
sporting  parsons,  and  undoubtedly  there  have  been  specimens 
who  have  brought  them  as  a  class  into  disrepute,  but  no  one 
could  ever  say  they  were  a  crawling  lot,  or  wish  to  bid  them 
"  Ta-ta." 

In  1879  Lord  Poltimore  offered  the  living  of  Black  Torring- 
ton  to  Mr.  Russell ;  this  meant  £500  a  year  and  a  good  home, 
so  though  he  felt  leaving  Swymbridge,  the  need  of  cash  neces- 
sitated it.  When  he  said  good-bye  to  his  old  neighbours  and 
friends  they  presented  him  with  a  cheque  for  £800,  all  his 
parishioners  and  friends,  including  the  Prince  of  Wales,  having 
subscribed.  It  was  presented  to  him  in  the  Duke  of  Bedford's 
House  in  Eaton  Square,  and  many  kindly  things  were  said  about 
the  work  he  had  done  in  his  parishes,  and  of  his  Christian 
charity. 

At  Black  Torrington  Mr.  Russell  fixed  himself  up  very 
comfortably,  papered  and  painted  the  old  rectory,  built  new 
stables  at  considerable  cost,  and  just  as  they  were  finished  a 
fire  reduced  them  to  ashes,  and  unfortunately  two  good  horses 
and  a  couple  of  valuable  terriers  shared  the  same  fate.  The 
rat-catcher's  charm  had  not  brought  him  much  luck.  Once 
more  his  financial  calculations  were  thrown  out ;  but  he  was  not 
a  grumbler,  he  squared  his  shoulders  and  bought  a  horse — and 
a  good  one,  very  cheap,  being,  as  he  expressed  it,  "  speechless 


The  REV.  JACK  RUSSELL,  M.F.H.,  M.O.H. 


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The  Rev.  Jack  Russell,  M.F.H.  and  M.O.H.  47 

in  one  eye  " — and  before  long  collected  a  small  pack  of  harriers 
with  which  to  hunt  the  surrounding  country. 

When  first  Parson  Jack  began  hunting  he  met  with  some 
opposition  amongst  his  neighbours,  but,  being  fairly  smart  with 
the  gloves,  the  moment  anyone  interfered  with  his  hounds  he 
settled  it  in  true  old  English  style,  and  soon  there  was  no  more 
interference  ;  those  who  wished  to  quarrel  with  him  soon  became 
ardent  followers. 

Mr.  Russell  was  only  a  few  years  at  Black  Torrington,  and 
died  there,  but  was,  of  course,  well  known  over  the  whole 
country. 

What  personality  the  man  had  will  be  understood  from  the 
way  the  smallest  things  that  had  ever  belonged  to  him  are  still 
treasured.  A  friend  of  mine  has  in  his  possession,  and  greatly 
prizes,  the  old  boot-jack  his  reverence  used  ;  it  is  now,  or  was 
when  I  saw  it  a  little  while  ago,  badly  worm-eaten,  alas  ! 

In  a  cottage  I  was  shown  a  "  piture  "  (photograph)  of  Mr. 
Russell  standing  in  the  place  of  honour  on  the  fluffy  mat,  beside 
the  family  Bible.  The  owner  said  he  would  part  with  all  his 
possessions  sooner  than  "  the  passon's  piture." 

What  made  this  man  so  loved  ?  It  was  his  big,  good  heart, 
and — it  is  a  very  big  and — because  he  was  what  in  those  days 
was  the  first  requisite  for  gentlepeople — a  courtier. 

His  wife  was  a  Miss  Bury,  one  of  an  old  Devonshire  family  ; 
she  died  some  years  before  he  did.  He  had  been  much  attached 
to  her,  and  felt  her  death  painfully. 

It  was  at  Black  Torrington  he  wrote  his  sermons  in  the 
"  powder  cupboard." 

I  wish  he  had  written  a  diary  ;  there  was  so  much  in  his  life 
that  was  interesting,  but  he  kept  no  record  of  his  doings.  He 
had  a  wonderful  memory  and  was  an  entertaining  companion  ; 
down  in  the  neighbourhood  of  his  old  home  and  in  sporting 
circles  people  are  never  tired  of  telling  one  stories  of  Parson  Jack. 

Generally  speaking,  £  s.  d.  makes  the  wheels  of  life  turn 
smoothly  and  helps  to  build  up  fame  ;  but  money  played  no  part 
in  building  up  Mr.  Russell's,  for  he  was  always  in  the  lowest 
water,  riding  anything  he  could  get  ;  and  it  speaks  well  for  his 
pluck  and  management  that  he  was  able  to  hunt  and  enjoy  life 
to  a  ripe  old  age,  thanks,  no  doubt,  greatly  to  his  frugal  life. 
He  always  preferred  bread  and  cheese  and  cider  to  the  most 


48       Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

carefully  prepared  and  costly  banquet.  He  would  never  sit  up 
late  at  night,  and  was  usually  up  with  the  dawn. 

Not  many  men  at  the  age  of  eighty-two  can  ride  a  horse 
twenty -five  miles  home  after  a  day's  stag-hunting.  He  always 
seemed  insensible  to  fatigue,  like  old  Sir  Tatton  Sykes,  whose 
feats  of  endurance  were  so  remarkable. 

All  the  four  years  at  Black  Torrington  the  poor  old  sports- 
man's health  was  faihng,  and  in  1883,  with  kind  people  about 
him,  he  died.  At  his  own  request  he  was  buried  at  Swymbridge, 
by  the  side  of  his  wife,  in  the  parish  he  had  shepherded  for  forty 
odd  years. 

At  least  a  thousand  people  attended  his  funeral ;  beautiful 
flowers  came  from  far  and  near,  but  some  of  the  most  touching 
sights  were  amidst  the  cottagers,  who  came  weeping  with  baskets 
and  aprons  full  of  flowers  to  shower  on  to  his  coffin  in  the  grave. 
All  sorts  and  sizes  were  there — lords  and  ladies,  horse-dealers, 
Gypsies,  rat-catchers,  old  people,  young  children — all  anxious 
to  pay  a  last  tribute  to  the  parson  who  preached  moving  sermons 
from  the  pulpit,  and  still  more  moving  sermons  by  everyday 
life,  of  tolerance,  love,  and  charity  for  all  men. 

It  was  remarked  a  few  years  ago  that  there  was  nothing  in 
the  church  at  Torrington  to  commemorate  his  years  there. 
The  idea  was  no  sooner  mooted  than  all  that  was  wanted  was 
collected,  and  now  a  brass  is  put  up  in  the  church  to  the  memory 
of  the  Rev.  Jack  Russell  by  his  many  hunting  and  sporting 
parishioners,  who  cared  for  him  more  than  a  little. 

Mr.  Russell  was  not  a  believer  in  the  silent  method  of  hunt- 
ing hounds,  I  am  glad  to  say.  He  liked  to  hear  the  cheery  voice 
of  a  huntsman  better  than  the  rating  of  a  whipper-in.  He  could 
carry  his  hounds  through  a  fresh  fox  or  two  without  changing 
from  the  hunted  one,  and  this  by  his  voice  alone,  crying,  "  Come 
forward  !    Come  forward  !  "—that  wonderful  voice  of  his. 

Much  of  the  pleasure  of  hunting  in  covert  is  lost  under  the 
silent  system,  and  I  think  there  can  be  no  doubt  about  which  the 
hounds  like, best. 


Chapter  V 

The  Rev.  Hugh  Palisser  Costobadie — What  his  Friends  called  Him — His  Fine 
Physique — Required  Weight-Carriers — An  Awkward  Colt — An  Adventurous 
Ride — A  Short  Cut  in  a  Dogcart — An  Impossible  Situation — How  he  Circum- 
vented it — His  Childhood — Harrow  and  College  Days — He  and  a  Friend  as  Use- 
ful Boxers — "  To  Let,  a  Thrashing  Machine" — Accepts  the  Living  of  Hallerton 
—A  Remarkable  Record — Chaplain  at  Coblentz — Kindness  of  German  Royalty 
— Their  Presents  to  H<m — Mr,  Costobadie  is  Surprised  at  German  Manners 
— He  Admired  their  Hardiness — A  Court  Scandal— What  the  Empress  Thought 
— The  Empress  Augusta's  Advice — A  Year's  Holiday — Church  Innovation — 
Some  Bad  Luck — A  Windfall — A  Roadway  Strewn  with  Banknotes — A  Good 
Example  in  Stable  Management — His  Kindness  to  the  Poor — A  Railway 
Porter  in  Church — Rev.  Henry  Costobadie  Hunts  in  Pink — His  Views  on 
Divorce — The  Rev.  J.  W.  King — A  Racehorse  Owner — His  Yorkshire 
Trainer,  John  Osborne — His  Reverence's  Nom-de-plume  and  his  Colours — 
Some  Anxious  Moments — Sir  Frederick  Johnson's  Bet — A  Sensational  St* 
Leger — Osborne  Telegraphs  for  Orders — None  Received — Uses  his  Own  Dis- 
cretion— All  Ends  Well — A  Winner  of  Three  Classics — Has  a  Row  with  his 
Bishop — His  Letter  to  the  Bishop  of  Lincoln — The  Vicar  Seldom  on  a  Race- 
course— Keen  Shooting  Man — His  Death. 

THERE  are  still  plenty  of  people  alive  who  have  hunted  with 
the  Rev.  Hugh  Pahsser  Costobadie  in  the  Billesden 
country,  or  with  the  Quorn  and  Mr.  Fernie's. 
Like  so  many  of  the  sporting  parsons  of  those  days,  the 
Reverend  "  Costo,"  as  his  friends  called  him,  was  a  splendidly - 
made  man,  six  feet  four  inches  in  height,  and  proportionately 
powerful,  which  gave  him  an  imposing  appearance  when  sur- 
pUced  and  in  the  pulpit,  but  was  not  an  altogether  unmixed 
blessing  when  it  came  to  finding  mounts  capable  of  carrying  him 
across  the  big  pastures  and  stiff  fences  of  the  shires. 

Indeed,  he  found  the  problem  so  difficult  that  he  character- 
istically decided  to  go  to  the  heart  of  the  matter,  and  breed 
weight-carriers  for  himself  if  he  could  not  buy  them.  He  was 
about  thirty  when  he  came  to  this  decision,  and  at  once  began 
collecting  a  small  stud  in  the  paddocks  around  the  rectory  at 
Hallerton.  From  some  half-dozen  brood-mares  he  sought  to 
produce  his  ideal  hunter  that  should  combine  blood,  bone,  and 


50       Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

pace.  On  the  whole,  he  was  fairly  successful,  but  soon  made  the 
discovery  that  so  many  others  have  also  made — that  it  was  an 
expensive  amusement,  and  well  calculated  to  lead  to  financial 
difficulties  ;  so  he  gave  up  his  stud  with  many  regrets. 

Anyhow,  it  was  a  courageous  effort  and  just  like  the  man, 
for  all  through  his  life  one  finds  this  tough  spirit  that  always 
refused  to  turn  from  a  project  without  a  tenacious  struggle. 

Here  is  an  instance  of  determination  that  even  advancing 
years  could  not  weaken.  One  day,  when  well  into  his  78th  year, 
he  rode  a  half -broken  colt  to  Kibworth  station,  intending  to 
send  it  by  rail  to  his  eldest  son  at  Grendon,  in  Northampton- 
shire. The  colt  gave  him  a  very  rough  ride  over  the  five  miles 
to  the  station,  and  when  the  porters  tried  to  make  it  enter  the 
box  the^  was  a  considerable  commotion.  Mr.  Costobadie 
threw  himself  into  the  struggle  with  enthusiasm,  but  without 
success,  and  after  a  long  tussle  they  were  forced  to  the 
conclusion  that  it  was  impossible  to  send  the  colt  by  rail  at  all. 
However,  he  had  made  up  his  mind  that  it  should  go  to  Grendon 
that  day,  so  he  remounted  without  further  ado,  and  set  off  to 
ride  the  whole  forty  miles — no  small  undertaking  at  his  age,  even 
on  a  pleasant  hack,  let  alone  on  a  trying  brute  like  that,  that  had 
not  yet  exhausted  all  its  tricks,  by  any  means.  About  half-way 
to  Grendon  they  came  to  a  brook  that  crossed  the  road  in  the 
form  of  a  shallow  ford,  with  a  plank  footbridge  at  the  side  for 
foot  people.  At  the  time  the  brook  was  in  flood,  and  nothing 
would  induce  the  colt  to  face  it ;  more  tussles  followed,  without 
success,  but  again  the  old  Vicar  was  not  to  be  denied,  and,  sur- 
prising as  it  sounds,  he  succeeded  in  getting  the  colt  across  the 
narrow  plank  bridge,  that  was  not  more  than  eighteen  inches 
wide  and  only  protected  by  a  wobbly  handrail  at  one  side. 
Being  about  four  feet  above  the  water,  it  was  one  of  those  feats 
that  sound  so  easy  when  contemplated  from  an  armchair,  but 
really  provide  some  rather  grim  moments  in  practice.  It  was 
all  in  keeping  that  when  the  undauntable  Vicar  arrived  at  Gren- 
don he  stoutly  declared  that  he  was  conscious  of  no  undue 
fatigue  whatever. 

There  is  another  story  about  him  in  the  same  vein,  but  this 
time  in  connection  with  a  dogcart.  While  out  driving  one  day, 
he  sought  to  discover  a  short  cut  between  Hallerton  and  Bowden 
by  leaving  the  high  road  and  plunging  boldly  down  a  bridle-path. 


The  Revs.  H.  P.  Costobadie  and  J.  W.  King      51 

There  are  few  more  fruitful  sources  of  adventure  than  exploring 
bridle-paths  in  dogcarts,  but  when  the  vehicle  is  drawn  by  a 
tandem,  as  it  was  in  this  case,  it  seems  rather  like  challenging 
fate.  On  the  whole,  he  was  lucky,  for  the  worst  that  befell  him 
was  to  come  to  a  place  that  was  just  too  narrow  to  allow  the 
dogcart  to  pass  through.  Perhaps  to  the  acquiescent  souls  of  a 
later  generation  this  would  have  been  a  small  matter,  to  be  set 
right  by  turning  cheerfully  back  and  going  by  the  road.  Not  so 
with  the  Vicar,  however.  He  unharnessed  the  horses,  tied  them 
to  a  tree,  took  one  wheel  off  the  dogcart,  man-handled  it  through 
the  narrow  place,  re-harnessed  the  horses,  and  finished  the 
journey  in  triumph  to  his  own  satisfaction. 

Turn  back,  indeed  ! 

There  seems  to  me  something  symbolical  in  the  high,  un- 
compromising stocks  worn  by  the  country  gentlemen  of  those 
days,  that  permitted  no  weak  vacillation,  but  held  the  head 
always  severely  to  the  front.  A  stiff-necked  generation,  with- 
out a  doubt.  It  reminds  me  of  the  incident  at  the  Battle  of  the 
Alma,  when  some  of  our  troops  found  themselves  drawn  up 
within  range  of  a  dropping  fire  from  the  heights,  which  they 
could  not  return,  but,  although  they  were  not  in  action  at  the 
time,  they  never  dreamed  of  moving  back  a  few  hundred  yards, 
preferring  to  sit  still  and  lose  men.  Brave  days,  no  doubt ; 
but  times  change,  and  I  fear  the  officer  responsible  would  be 
promptly  court-martialled  in  these  practical  times. 

The  Reverend  "  Costo  "  was  born  at  Wensley  rectory,  in 
Yorkshire,  in  1804,  and  began  to  show  a  love  for  horseflesh  at 
an  early  age.  While  still  a  tiny  child  he  was  often  found  watch- 
ing the  horses  at  exercise  in  the  early  mornings  at  a  well-known 
training  stable  not  far  off.  He  was  at  Harrow  with  Lord  Pal- 
merston  and  Sir  Robert  Peel,  and  then  went  to  St.  John's  College, 
Cambridge,  where  it  has  been  wrongly  stated  that  he  was  con- 
temporary with  Charlotte  Bronte's  father.  This  little  slip 
appeared  in  that  charming  book,  "  The  Annals  of  the  Billesden 
Hunt,"  compiled  by  the  rector's  son.  Captain  F.  Palisser  Costo- 
badie, who  has  very  kindly  allowed  me  to  use  several  stories  of 
his  father  that  appear  in  it.  The  mistake  about  Bronte  arose, 
he  tells  me,  through  Bronte's  father  having  been  at  the  same 
college,  but  having  left  shortly  before  Mr.  Costobadie  went  up. 

While  at  Cambridge,  Mr.  Costobadie  had  a  friend  called 


52       sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

Wyld,  who  was  a  very  powerful  man,  and  the  two  were  regarded 
by  their  friends  as  being  rather  useful  boxers.  On  one  occasion 
the  two  held  a  street  in  a  Town  and  Gown  row  with  great  success 
against  a  crowd.  After  this,  Mr.  Wyld  became  known  as  the 
"  Thrashing  Machine,"  and  someone  put  a  notice  up  on  his 
door,   "  To  Let— A  Thrashing  Machine  "  ! 

It  was  to  be  expected  that  Mr.  Costobadie's  love  of  horses 
would  draw  him  to  Newmarket  Heath  pretty  frequently,  and 
he  was  a  famiUar  figure  there  all  the  time  he  was  at  Cam- 
bridge ;  of  course,  in  those  days  undergraduates  were  allowed 
to  keep  their  own  horses  if  they  felt  so  inclined. 

Parson  Costobadie  held  the  living  at  Hallerton  from  1838 
to  1843,  and  it  was  while  he  was  there  that  he  set  up  the  remark- 
able record,  that  has  since  become  something  of  a  classic,  which 
consisted  of  riding  forty  miles,  taking  four  services,  jumping 
four  gates  to  save  the  trouble  of  opening  them,  shooting  a  couple 
of  wild  duck,  and  arriving  home  with  them  hanging  to  his 
saddle  after  dark. 

In  1850  he  was  offered,  and  accepted,  the  British  chaplaincy 
at  Coblentz,  which  he  held  for  six  years,  during  which  time  he 
experienced  a  great  deal  of  kindness  and  hospitality  at  the  hands 
of  Prince  William  of  Prussia,  who  afterwards  became  King  of 
Prussia,  and  Emperor  William  I.  of  Germany.  His  Consort, 
Augusta,  nee  the  Princess  of  Saxe-Weinmr,  was  also  very  kind, 
being  strongly  pro -British.  Things  British  were  very  popular 
with  all  classes  of  the  country.  The  Princess  went  out  of  her 
way  to  show  her  interest  in  the  British  colony,  and  was  a  regular 
attendant  at  the  chapel,  where  she  expressed  the  wish  that  it 
should  be  made  to  look  "  as  much  like  an  English  church  as 
possible."  She  also  presented  the  chaplain  with  a  handsome  pair 
of  silver  candlesticks  for  the  altar. 

It  is  hard  to  realise  that  all  this  was  happening  within  a  life's 
span  of  to-day  ;  but  so  it  was,  and  it  shows  how  public  senti- 
ment will  veer  under  the  gentle  suasion  of  its  press  and  political 
leaders — a  trait  not  peculiar  to  Germany  by  any  means.  His- 
tory does  not  give  a  very  edifying  picture  of  life  in  the  numerous 
small  German  courts  of  the  period,  but  the  court  of  Saxe- 
Weimar  seems  to  have  been  the  exception  to  the  rule,  for  Mr. 
Costobadie  brought  away  very  happy  memories  of  its  simple 
refinement  and  its  cultured  life.    He   also  brought    back   to 


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England  with  him  many  tokens  of  Royal  friendship,  including  a 
fine  portrait  of  the  Queen  Augusta  presented  to  him  by  one  of  the 
Royal  family,  but  he  could  not  help  being  surprised  at  the  curious 
manners  of  the  German  people  at  that  time,  even  among  the 
upper  classes  of  the  state,  especially  at  table.  But,  after  all, 
such  things  are  matters  of  custom,  and  for  all  we  know,  the 
good  chaplain  may  often  have  hurt  the  feelings  of  Saxe- 
Weimar  hostesses  by  failing  to  sound  as  if  he  were  enjoying  his 
soup.  He  always  stood  up  for  the  Germans  as  lovers  of  cold 
water,  after  seeing  several  hardy  spirits  regularly  break  the  ice 
and  bathe  in  the  river  throughout  the  winter,  much  as  certain 
hardy  ones  are  reputed  to  bathe  in  the  Serpentine  on  Christmas 
Day  every  year. 

Hohenzollern  Princes  have  never  been  remarkable  for  con- 
stancy to  their  consorts,  and  stimulating  court  gossip  was 
provided  by  Frederick,  the  present  Emperor's  father,  on  the 
occasion  of  a  state  ball  in  honour  of  his  bride's  birthday, 
the  Princess  Royal  of  England.  She  discovered  a  magnificent 
pearl  necklace  in  the  Prince's  apartments  just  before  the  ball, 
and  naturally  thought  it  was  a  present  for  herself,  so  pretended 
to  know  nothing  about  it,  fully  prepared  to  be  amazed  and 
delighted  at  the  proper  time.  As  it  turned  out,  she  was  amazed, 
but  not  delighted,  for  during  the  ball  she  saw  the  necklace  adorn- 
ing the  neck  of  one  of  the  most  famous  court  beauties.  Her 
mortification  was  so  great  that  the  poor  Princess  drove  off  in 
haste  and  tears  to  the  palace  of  the  Empress  Augusta,  to  whom 
she  complained  bitterly.  The  Empress  failed  to  be  as  sym- 
pathetic as  the  Princess  expected,  and  merely  remarked  that  if 
she  took  such  matters  to  heart  she  should  never  have  married 
a  Hohenzollern. 

At  the  end  of  his  chaplaincy  the  Reverend  Costobadie  came 
home  and  enjoyed  a  year's  holiday  in  the  Isle  of  Man,  fishing 
and  shooting  to  his  heart's  content,  before  returning  to  the  placid, 
healthy  life  of  a  country  rector,  surrounded  by  loving  friends 
and  relations.  He  never  hunted  in  pink,  preferring  a  neat 
black  coat,  and  taking  particular  pride  in  the  polish  of  his  top- 
boots,  which  always  shone  like  glass.  He  was  a  moderate  High 
Churchman  and  distinctly  orthodox,  one  of  his  favourite  say- 
ings being,  "  All  things  work  together  for  our  good,"  a  belief 
that,  combined  with  a  sound  digestion,  should  insure  a  long  life 


54       Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

to  anyone.  He  preached  in  a  black  gown,  as  was  then  custom- 
ary, but  was  one  of  the  first  to  adopt  the  more  cheerful  white 
surplice,  which  was  regarded  as  a  frisky  innovation  by  many. 

No  sooner  had  the  ecclesiastical  conscience  of  England  been 
reconciled  to  the  surplice  than  a  fresh  innovation  came  in  the 
shape  of  more  cheerful  Church  music,  and  this,  too,  he  whole- 
heartedly introduced  into  his  own  church. 

He  did  not  preach  extempore,  but  his  sermons  were  well 
reasoned  and  delivered  with  obvious  sincerity.  He  was  always 
careful  to  cut  out  anything  that  could  be  called  "  high  flown," 
and  was  equally  careful  to  avoid  expressing  views  that  would 
sound  extreme  to  any  of  his  hearers. 

"  Every  jockey  rides  best  in  his  own  saddle,  and  I  preach 
best  in  my  own  pulpit,"  was  one  of  his  sayings,  and  he  had  every 
reason  to  be  proud  of  his  beautiful  old  three-decker,  for  it  is 
one  of  the  most  exquisite  of  its  kind  in  the  country.  In  1844 
Mr.  Henry  Green,  an  old  hunting  friend,  offered  him  the  living  of 
King's  Norton.  Mr.  Costobadie  accepted  it,  and  held  it  for  forty- 
three  years,  although  he  did  not  live  there  until  his  return  from 
Coblentz  in  '57.  Soon  after  this  he  had  the  bad  luck  to  lose 
a  good  deal  of  money,  and  was  not  able  to  hunt  as  regularly  as 
in  years  gone  by,  but  he  still  managed  to  see  a  good  deal  of 
sport,  mounted  on  horses  that  carried  him  well  enough,  even 
though  they  were  not  always  much  to  look  at. 

Things  began  to  improve  after  a  time,  and,  in  1869,  a  wind- 
fall enabled  him  to  settle  up  with  his  long-suffering  tradesmen. 
When  this  auspicious  day  arrived,  he  sallied  out  on  horseback 
to  the  town,  his  hat  stuffed  full  of  banknotes  with  which  to 
gladden  the  hearts  of  the  butcher,  baker,  and  saddle-makers. 
He  was  so  prompt  with  his  settlements  that  most  of  his  friends 
had  not  even  heard  of  the  windfall,  and  he  created  quite  a  sen- 
sation in' the  main  street  of  Leicester  when  he  took  off  his  hat  to 
a  lady  and  strewed  the  roadway  with  notes  that  flew  in  all 
directions.  As  his  hard-up-ness  was  well  known,  banknotes 
were  about  the  last  thing  anyone  expected  to  see  issuing  from 
his  hat.  More  horses  now  became  possible,  and  it  was  not  long 
before  the  vicarage  stabling  became  inadequate,  so  that  the  coal- 
shed  had  to  be  converted  into  a  loose  box. 

He  was  one  of  the  first  to  come  to  the  conclusion  that  it  was 
unwise  to  wash  horses'  legs  after  hunting,  a  contention  around 


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which  controversy  continued  to  rage  for  a  long  time,  but  which 
has  now  been  accepted  almost  unanimously. 

His  happy,  companionable  nature  won  him  many  friends, 
among  whom  were  the  "  Bishop  of  Skeffington,"  father  of  the 
Reverend  J.  R.  Davenport,  and  Mr.  de  G.  Davenport,  the  well- 
known  sporting  correspondent.  Mr.  Costobadie  used  to  say 
jokingly,  "  Never  trust  parsons,  lawyers,  or  doctors." 

Captain  Palisser  Costobadie,  in  his  book  of  the  Billesden 
Hunt,  says  his  father  was  very  tender-hearted,  and  would  not 
refuse  work  to  any  who  came  to  him  seeking  his  help  ;  like 
the  parson  who,  being  anxious  to  assist  a  man  out  of  work,  but 
having  nothing  for  him  to  do,  pointed  to  a  heap  of  stones  in  the 
corner  of  his  kitchen  garden,  and  told  him  to  remove  them. 
When  that  was  carried  out,  and  the  man  came  and  asked 
what  next  he  could  do,  the  vicar,  still  unable  to  think  of 
any  suitable  work,  said,  "  Oh,  well,  wheel  them  all  back 
again  "  ! 

Those  were  the  days  when  dinner  was  eaten  at  the  unright- 
eous hour  of  three  or  four  o'clock  in  the  afternoon.  Once,  after 
an  early  day's  hunting,  two  sportsmen  were  invited  to  stay  and 
dine  with  one  of  the  hospitable  and  popular  M.F.H.'s  in  the 
Quorn  country.  They  gladly  accepted  the  invitation,  and  so 
thoroughly  enjoyed  themselves  that  it  was  dark  before  they 
mounted  their  horses  to  return  home.  In  consequence  of  the 
dark,  and  other  reasons,  they  decided  to  leave  it  to  their  steeds 
to  take  them  safely  home.  Faithfully  and  steadily  the  horses 
fulfilled  the  duty  imposed  on  them,  but,  unfortunately,  the  riders 
had  mounted  the  wrong  horses,  so  each  arrived  at  the  home  of 
his  friend  instead  of  his  own  ! 

A  favourite  spaniel  of  the  vicar's  used  to  cause  him  some 
annoyance  by  coming  into  church  during  service.  Whenever 
this  happened  he  always  stopped  his  discourse,  and,  leaning 
out  of  the  three-decker,  would  say,  "  John,  take  out  that  dog, 
will  you  ?  "  This  reminds  me  of  an  old  clerk  I  used  to  know, 
who  considered  himself  an  important  part  of  the  church  service, 
and  that  the  prayers  were  not  complete  without  his  loud 
"  U-MEN  "  at  the  end  of  each.  His  son,  who  was  a  railway 
porter  by  profession,  came  to  stay  with  him,  and  went  to  church 
on  Sunday  ;  during  the  sermon  he  fell  asleep,  and  as  he  showed 
signs  of  falling  off  his  seat  his  father  nudged  him.     The  youth 


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immediately  jumped  up,  and  shouted  at  the  top  of  his  voice, 
"  All  change  here  for  York  !  " 

There  are  countless  stories  of  the  kindness  of  Parson  Costo- 
badie  to  his  parishioners,  to  whom  he  used  to  trundle  wheel- 
barrow loads  of  coal,  and  was  more  than  once  seen  hastening 
to  some  sick  person's  house  with  his  own  dinner  between  tv,^o 
plates,  it  having  occurred  to  him  that  the  particular  dish  might 
prove  tempting  to  some  invalid.  He  never  talked  religion  to 
them  out  of  church,  unless  they  expressed  a  desire  that  he  should 
do  so,  as  he  believed  that  it  was  easier  to  get  at  people  via  their 
*'  Little  Marys  "  than  by  tracts.  During  the  last  days  of  his 
life,  on  hearing  that  hounds  were  passing  through  the  village, 
he  asked  to  be  lifted  to  the  window  to  "  have  one  last  look  at 
the  beauties."  He  died  in  1887,  aged  eighty-three.  Long  life 
is  so  often  given  to  those  sportsmen  who  live  frugally  and  in 
the  open  air.  These  hardy  specimens  of  manhood  have  given 
us  many  fine  Empire-making  sons.  Most  of  the  sons  of  the 
sporting  parsons  that  I  have  known  have  turned  out  well, 
giving  a  good  account  of  themselves,  and  been  blessed  with 
fiine  physique  and  health.  His  Reverence's  elder  brother,  the 
Reverend  Henry  Palisser  de  Costobadie,  was  three  years  his 
senior,  and  the  famous  Bosworth  gorse  was  situated  in  the  six 
hundred  acres  of  glebe  land  attached  to  his  living  in  Leicestershire. 
Henry  was  admittedly  one  of  the  handsomest  men  of  his  day,  and, 
unlike  his  brother,  sported  a  pink  coat.  His  good  looks  and  a 
charming  manner  made  him  a  great  favourite  with  everyone. 
He  is  said  to  be  one  of  the  last  parsons  to  announce  hunting 
appointments  from  the  pulpit,  a  custom  that  was  continued  up 
to  quite  recent  times  at  Porlock,  in  the  Devon  and  Somerset 
stag -hound  country.  There  is  also  a  legend  about  him  always 
having  the  church  bells  rung  when  hounds  passed  through  the 
village,  but  I  will  not  vouch  for  this.  He  must  have  been  quite 
a  bold  thinker  for  those  times,  as  he  believed  that  divorce  was  a 
good  thing  for  couples  who  could  not  get  on  together.  "  If 
parsons  could  untie  as  easily  as  they  tie,  instead  of  being  engaged 
one  day  a  week  we  should  be  hard  at  it  all  seven,"  was  one  of 
his  frequently  expressed  convictions. 

If  it  came  to  hazarding  an  opinion  as  to  the  sporting  parsons 
who  have  held  pride  of  place  in  their  particular  sports,  I  think 
that  I  should  say  that  Parson  Jack  Russell  was  the  most  famous 


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hunting  parson,  the  Rev.  Cecil  Legard  the  best  known  for 
hunting  and  racing  together,  while  the  Rev.  J.  W.  King  un- 
doubtedly leads  the  van  for  racing  alone,  although  he  was  only- 
seen  three  times  on  a  race-course,  and  his  real  name  as  an  ov;ner 
was  little  known  to  the  general  public  until  his  sensational  St. 
Leger,  which  he  won  with  "  Apology  "  and  was  followed  by  an 
altercation  with  his  Bishop. 

He  was  vicar  of  Ashby  Launde  in  Lincolnshire,  and  inherited 
his  racing  stable  from  his  brother,  and  before  him  his  father. 
Colonel  King.  In  later  years  he  kept  a  curate  to  do  most  of  the 
parish  v/ork  and  devoted  his  time  to  the  care  of  his  stud  and 
estate,  with  Mr.  John  Osborne  as  his  trainer. 

Mr.  King  did  not  bet,  and,  as  I  have  already  indicated,  he 
was  seldom  on  a  course,  but  it  is  questionable  if  any  other 
parson  has  ever  had  such  a  list  of  big  wins  to  his  credit.  He 
was  a  great  believer  in  the  national  value  of  the  stock  he  bred, 
as  is  shown  in  his  not  very  penitent  letter  to  his  Bishop,  which 
I  give  further  on.  For  many  years  he  bred  regularly  for  sale, 
"  Moonbeam  "  and  "  Idolatry  "  being  two  of  his  best  brood- 
mares. 

Mr.  John  Osborne,  the  veteran  trainer  of  all  the  parson's 
best-known  horses,  is  still  alive,  I  am  glad  to  say,  and  celebrated 
his  eighty -fifth  birthday  sometime  ago.  It  is  to  him  that  I  am 
indebted  for  many  details  connected  with  Mr.  King's  racing 
career,  which  might  otherwise  have  remained  unrecorded ;  and 
the  photograph  of  Mr.  King  has  not  to  my  knowledge  ever 
before  been  published. 

"  Brilliant  "  was  the  first  horse  the  vicar  sent  to  the  Os- 
bornes  :  that  was  in  1851.  He  was  a  nice-looking  colt  and  the 
last  son  of  "  Bessy  Bedlam."  In  the  following  year  "  Incense  " 
and  others  came  to  join  him.  After  this  the  Osbornes,  father 
and  son,  had  all  the  vicar's  horses  to  train  that  were  not 
sold. 

Mr.  King  ran  his  horses  under  the  name  of  "  Mr.  Launde," 
and  his  colours  were  inedium  blue  body,  with  red  sleeves  and 
cap,  registered  at  Wetherby's  in  the  'fifties. 

Taking  all  things  into  consideration,  there  has  been  no  more 
sensational  St.  Leger  during  the  last  sixty  years  than  that  won 
by  the  parson's  "  Apology."  Everyone  at  Doncastcr  was 
excited   at    the    prospect    of   the    meeting    between    "  George 


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Frederick,"  the  winner  of  the  Derby,  and  "  Apology,"  the 
winner  of  the  One  Thousand  Guineas  and  the  Oaks. 

Both  horses  arrived  at  the  scene  of  action,  apparently  in  the 
best  of  condition,  but  the  night  before  the  race,  "  George 
Frederick  "  owned  by  Mr,  Cartwright  was  found  to  be  lame 
and  therefore  scratched.  Next  morning  a  further  excitement  was 
provided  by  the  rumour  that  after  "Apology's"  gallop  on  the 
Tuesday  morning  her  leg  had  filled,  and  she  had  been  standing 
all  night  with  her  leg  in  a  bucket  of  cold  water. 

Parson  King  was  ill  at  home,  and  John  Osborne  wired  the 
news  of  her  lameness  and  awaited  instructions  anxiously  as  to 
whether  she  should  start  or  not.  During  the  morning  the 
rumour  got  about  that  the  vicar  had  wired  that  as  all  Yorkshire 
had  backed  his  favourite  mare  she  was  to  give  them  a  nm  for 
their  money  at  all  costs  ;  but  this  was  incorrect,  for  as  a  matter 
of  fact,  Osborne  never  received  the  vicar's  wire  until  the  race 
had  been  run,  and  brilliantly  won,  by  "  Apology."  Not 
receiving  the  wire  in  time,  he  had  used  his  own  discretion  in  the 
matter,  and  while  Sir  Frederick  Johnson  was  laying  100  to 
1  against  her,  had  decided  that  she  should  run.  As  she  showed 
no  signs  of  lameness  in  the  preliminary  canter  she  rapidly 
regained  her  place  in  the  betting,  and  finally  started  at  4  to  1. 

John  Osborne,  who  rode  her,  won  the  race  in  much  the  same 
fashion  as  when  he  won  the  race  for  Lord  St.  Vincent  on  "  Lord 
Clifden  "  in  1863.  As  a  jockey  he  was  never  in  a  hurry, 
either  in  a  short  or  long  race.  A  100  to  1  had  been  offered 
against  "  Lord  Clifden  "  during  the  early  part  of  the  race,  so 
far  was  he  behind,  and  in  the  case  of  "  Apology  "  her  backers 
were  not  at  all  happy  about  her  position  in  the  race  for  a  long 
time.  Osborne  hated  a  making  of  the  running  mission,  but  his 
style,  even  if  not  always  agreeable  to  backers,  gave  him  a  fine 
opportunity  of  seeing  all  that  the  others  were  doing. 

Here  is  a  record  of  "  Apology's  "  classic  wins  for  1874. 
There  may  have  been  parsons  interested  in,  or  owners  of  race- 
horses before  and  since  his  time,  but  this  must  surely  be  a 
record  : 

NEWMARKET.  The  One  Thousand  Guineas. 

Mr.  Launde's  "  Apology  " J.  Osborne  1 .       5  to  2 

Mr.  Lefevre's  "  La  Coureuse  "       Fordham  2.       3  to  1 

Lord  Falmouth's  "  Blanchefleur  "      F.Archer  3.     10  to  1 

Nine  ran,     "  Apology  "  favourite. 


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EPSOM.  The  Oaks. 

Mr,  Launde's  "  Apology  " J.  Osborne  1.  5  to  2 

Mr.  Lefevre's  "  Miss  Toto  " Fordham  2.  7  to  4 

Mr.  East's  "  Lady  Patricia  " J.  Goater  3.  5  to  1 

Eleven  ran.     "  Miss  Toto  "  favourite. 

DONCASTER.  The  St.  Leger. 

Mr.  Launde's  "  Apology  " J.  Osborne  1.       4  to  1 

Sir  R.  Buckeley's  "  Leolinus  " T.  Osborne  2.       7  to  1 

Mr.  R.  Marshall's  "  Trent  "    T.Cannon  3.      5  to  1 

Thirteen  ran. 

The  Rev.  J.  W.  King  was  in  another  interesting  St.  Leger 
just  ten  years  earUer.  In  1864,  when  "  Blair  Atholl  "  won,  he 
had  a  horse  called  the  "  Minor  "  which  beat  "  Blair  Atholl "  a 
few  weeks  previously  in  the  Great  Yorkshire  Stakes  with 
J.  Osborne  riding.  The  race  was  a  desperate  one,  "  Blair  Atholl  " 
being  beaten  by  a  head.  Perhaps  "  Blair  Atholl  "  was  short 
of  a  gallop  or  two  at  the  time  of  the  Great  Yorkshire  Stakes. 
In  fact,  it  must  have  been  one  of  those  flukes  that  are  not 
uncommon  in  racing,  for  the  "  Minor  "  was  soundly  beaten  by 
"  Blair  Atholl  "  in  the  St.  Leger.  The  "  Minor  "  was  not  even 
in  the  first  three. 

The  vicar's  1874  St.  Leger,  although  won  under  the  assumed 
name,  aroused  the  ecclesiastical  ire  of  his  Bishop.  Fame  had 
effectually  swept  aside  the  thin  disguise  afforded  by  the  "  Mr. 
Launde,"  and  it  was  evidently  felt  in  high  places  that'his  racing 
tastes  were  unbecoming. 

In  due  course  his  Bishop  wrote  him  letters  that  I  have  been 
unable  to  trace,  but  the  following  is  the  vicar's  sturdy  reply, 
which  serves  well  enough  to  give  us  an  idea  of  what  the  Bishop 
had  been  saying  : 

"  From  the  owner  of  '  Apology  '  to  the  Bishop  oj  Lincoln. 

"  My  Lord, 

"  I  observe  with  pain  that  your  Lordship  has  thought 
fit  to  publish  your  last  letter  to  myself.  Your  Lordship  is 
aware  that  I  was  unable  at  the  time  to  reply  in  person,  being 
disabled  by  an  accident  which  has  confined  me  to  my  bed,  but 
the  publication  of  your  Lordship's  letter  compels  me  at  whatever 
cost  to  do  so  now. 


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"  Permit  me  in  the  first  place  to  express  my  deep  acknow- 
ledgment of  the  spirit  that  pervades  your  last  communication 
and  the  kind  expressions  it  contains,  and  to  assure  your  Lord- 
ship that  had  your  former  letters  been  similar  in  character  to 
this,  you  would  have  had  no  reason  to  complain  of  their  reception 
at  my  hands  ;  but  your  Lordship  must  remember  that  thej^ 
contained  simply  threats  amounting  to  notice  of  proceedings, 
and  left  me  no  alternative  except  the  course  which  I  pursued, 
viz.,  to  refer  your  Lordship  to  my  Solicitors.  My  Lord,  in 
reference  to  your  present  letter,  it  is  true  that  now,  for  more 
than  fifty  years,  I  have  bred  and  sometimes  had  in  training  for 
the  race-course  many  horses.  They  are  of  a  breed  highly 
prized,  which  I  inherited  with  my  estate,  and  which  have  been 
in  my  family  for  generations. 

"  It  may  be  difficult  perhaps  to  decide  what  constitutes  a 
scandal  in  the  Church,  but  I  cannot  think  that  in  my  endeavours 
to  preserve  this  breed,  and  thus  improve  the  horses  of  this 
country— an  object  of  special  interest  at  the  present  time— I 
have  done  anything  to  incur  your  Lordship's  censure.  I  am 
fully  aware,  as  your  Lordship  must  be  too,  by  this  time,  that 
legal  proceedings  upon  your  part  would  be  powerless  against 
me,  and  if,  therefore,  I  resign  the  livings  which  I  hold  within 
your  Lordship's  Diocese,  it  will  not  be  from  any  consciousness 
of  wrong  or  from  fear  of  any  consequences  that  might  ensue  in 
the  Ecclesiastical  Courts,  but  simply  because  I  desire  to  live  for 
the  remainder  of  my  days  in  peace  and  charity  v/ith  all  men,  and 
to  save  your  Lordship  the  inconvenience,  and  the  Church  the 
scandal,  of  futile  proceedings  being  taken  against  one  who  has 
retired  some  time  from  parochial  ministration  and  is  lying  on  a 
bed  of  sickness  at  the  moment. 

"  I  rest, 

"  Yours  faithfully, 
"  J.  W.  King." 

"  Apology's  "  career  extended  over  four  years  and  ended 
with  a  win — the  Ascot  Cup  in  1876,  soon  after  Parson  King's 
death.  She  was  entered  for  the  race  under  the  name  of  "  Mr. 
Seabrook,"  a  name  derived  from  C.  Brook.  Dr.  W.  H.  Brook 
was  a  personal  friend  of  the  parson's,  and  one  of  his  executors, 
but  did  not  long  survive  him.     The  doctor  was  succeeded  by 


The    REV.   J.   W.    KING 

OWNER  OF  "   APOLOGY  " 


[Facing  p.  60. 


The   REV.   E.   BURNABY 

AND  HIS  LITTLE  FAVOURITES 


yaciiig  p.  (il.; 


The  Revs.  H.  P.  Costobadie  and  J.  W.  King     6i 

his  son,  C.  Brook,  on  whom  devolved  the  duty  of  eri taring  the 
young  stock. 

The  vicar  owned  two  other  good  horses,  namely,  "  Agility  " 
and  "Holy  Friar,'*  the  latter's  best  win  being  the  Gimcrack  at 
York. 

I  believe  the  vicar  actually  visited  a  race -course  on  three 
occasions,  but  the  only  time  his  trainer  recollects  having  seen 
him  on  one  was  at  Ascot  in  1856,  when  he  had  gone  to  see 
Mr.  J.  M.  Brook's  mare  "  Manganese  "  run  for  the  Ascot  Cup. 
It  seems  strange  that  a  man  should  be  content  to  race  for  so 
many  years  without  ever  seeing  his  horses  on  the  course.  I  do 
not  know  why  the  parson  avoided  the  meetings  so  religiously  ; 
whether  it  was  because  he  did  not  want  to  go,  or  whether  he 
refrained  because  he  was  a  parson,  is  hard  to  determine  now. 
If  it  were  the  latter  highly  laudable  motive  it  certainly  throws  a 
strong  suggestion  of  sincerity  on  his  declarations  to  his  Bishop 
that  he  kept  race-horses  and  raced  for  the  sake  of  preserving  the 
breed. 

Mr.  King  was  also  a  keen  shooting  man  ;  for  many  years 
he  joined  Lord  Henry  Bentinck  and  Mr.  Hall,  at  that  time  Master 
of  the  Holderness  hounds,  in  a  big  shoot  of  forest  and  moor  in 
Scotland,  where  the  three  spent  many  happy  months  each  year. 
Lord  Henry  Bentinck  used  to  concern  himself  with  the  deer  in 
the  forest  while  parson  King  and  Mr.  Hall  busied  themselves 
with  the  grouse  on  the  heather.     The  parson  died  in  1875. 


Chapter  VI 

The  Rev.  Evelyn  Burnaby — His  ride  from  Land's  End  to  John  o'  Groats — 
What  his  Horses  Thought  About  it — A  Sporting  Family — Attached  Brothers 
— Fred  Offers  to  Fight  Evelyn's  Battles — "  Memories  of  Famous  Trials  " — 
The  Rev.  Evelyn's  Legal  Mind — Some  Contemporaries  at  Eton — Present 
with  Lord  Randolph  Churchill  at  Queen  Alexandra's  Wedding — Apologises 
for  Slight  Lapse  of  Memory — A  Bouquet  for  a  Bazaar — Lord  Exeter  called  a 
Vagabond — The  Jubilee  Plunger's  Boisterous  Spirits — Evelyn  Burnaby  helps 
Lame  Dogs — A  Troublesome  Curate — Sheriffs  Officers  pay  a  Visit — Luncheon 
Under  the  Sofa — The  Prince  of  Wales  at  Nice — A  Mishap — Some  Dandie- 
Dinmonts — Abusing  Charity — A  Racing  Dream  and  a  Murderer's  Dream. 

FIRED  by  his  brother— Colonel  Fred  Burnaby's— "  Ride 
to  Khiva,"  the  Rev.  Evelyn  Burnaby  thought  he  would 
like  to  do  a  sensational  ride  on  his  own  account  not  quite 
so  far  afield,  and  decided  it  should  be  from  Land's  End  to 
John  o'  Groats.  This  ride  he  brought  off  to  his  satisfaction  in 
1892,  three  horses  playing  out  in  the  process  and  having  to  be 
returned  home  or  to  hospital.  The  Society  for  the  Prevention 
of  Cruelty  to  Animals  interfered  once.  Mr.  Burnaby  being  over 
six  feet  in  height  and  riding  sixteen  stone,  was  rather  a  heavy 
order  for  any  horse  to  carry  day  after  day  in  succession,  without 
off-days,  and  probably  they  were  only  half  looked  after  in 
strange  stables  after  fatiguing  days. 

Evelyn  was  the  younger  son  of  the  Rev.  Gustavus 
Burnaby  of  Somerby  Hall,  Leicestershire,  for  many  years  rector 
of  St.  Peter's,  Bedford.  Mr.  Evelyn  Burnaby's  mother  was 
one  of  the  four  beautiful  daughters  of  Henry  Villebois,  the 
squire  of  Marham  Hall,  in  Norfolk. 

Evelyn's  father  was  rather  a  notable  sportsman,  and  every- 
thing he  did  was  carried  out  with  dignity.  He  drove  to  race- 
meetings  in  a  smart  carriage  and  pair,  entertained  regally,  and 
subscribed  to  every  properly -conducted  sport.  He  was  always 
well-turned-out  and  rode  good  horses,  and  was  very  proud  of 
his  sons  and  their  abilities  in  sport.  It  is  a  truism  that  it  is 
easy  for  people  of  considerable  means  to  do  things  well.  Quite 
so,  but  it  does  not  always  follow  that  they  do. 


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Colonel  Fred  Burnaby,  my  old  friend  in  the  Blues,  and  his 
brother  Evelyn,  were  much  attached  to  one  another.  The 
letters  they  wrote  were  refreshing,  so  full  of  fun  and  affection. 
I  wish  it  were  a  more  general  attitude  in  families  ;  brothers  and 
relations  are  so  often  jealous  of  each  other,  which  spoils  the 
pleasure  of  family  life  entirely. 

Once  while  Evelyn  was  nursing  Fred,  who  was  laid  up  near 
Nice,  he  had  a  difference  of  opinion  with  a  Pole  who  wished  to 
fight  him.  Fred  interviewed  the  enraged  Pole  and  pointed  out 
that  Evelyn  could  not  very  well  fight  him,  as  he  was  reading  tor 
Holy  Orders,  and  duelling  was  not  quite  the  thing  for  budding 
curates,  but  that  he  would  be  very  pleased  to  take  his  place  and 
give  the  foreigner  satisfaction.  As  Fred's  prowess  with  various 
weapons  was  already  well  known,  the  offer  was  not  accepted,  and 
the  affair  subsided. 

I  do  not  think  the  Church  was  the  profession  of  the  Rev. 
Evelyn's  heart.  When  a  boy  he  was  studying  for  the  law, 
which  interested  him,  but  he  was  told  that  the  family  living 
was  being  held  for  him  under  an  Act  of  George  IV.,  and  his 
fate  was  sealed  one  evening  at  dinner  when  Chief  Baron  Pollock 
and  Chief  Justice  Erie  were  his  father's  guests  during  the  Assize 
week  at  Bedford,  and  they  were  consulted  by  Evelyn's  father 
as  to  his  son's  career.  Erie  advised  Evelyn  to  take  the  living, 
but  Pollock  said  he  had  made  £500  in  his  first  year  at  the  Bar, 
adding  that  no  doubt  it  was  an  exceptional  case.  The  Chief 
Baron  had  been  Senior  Wrangler  at  Cambridge,  and  Mr.  Burnaby, 
senior,  wishing  to  puzzle  the  Judge,  asked  him  to  write  down 
"  eleven  thousand  eleven  hundred  and  eleven  "  in  figures. 
He  promptly  answered  12,111,  remarking,  "  It  is  only  a  trick." 
The  result  of  the  after-dinner  discussion  was  that  Evelyn  was 
ordained,  but  the  law  was  what  he  loved,  and  does  to  this 
day  ;  indeed,  nothing  about  Evelyn  Burnaby 's  life  interests  me 
so  much  as  his  extraordinary  interest  in  great  trials.  During 
his  career  as  a  parson  he  made  time  to  attend  most  of  the 
sensational  murder  trials  that  took  place  in  nearly  half  a 
century. 

From  his  corner  of  the  court,  or  seat  on  the  bench,  which 
was  often  accorded  him,  this  hunting  parson  watched  the 
human  dramas  played  out  with  such  a  keen  eye  for  the  dramatic 
or  bizarre  that  one  wonders  what  his  luck  would  have  been  if 


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fate  had  made  him  a  novehst  or  play-writer.  This  wonderful 
sense  of  the  dramatic  is  conspicuous  in  his  "  Memories  of 
Famous  Trials,"  in  which  he  seizes  the  "  thrill "  of  a  story 
as  unerringly  as  a  trained  journalist,  but  quite  instinctively. 
For  instance,  he  sets  out  to  tell  the  once  famous  story 
of  the  Wainwright  murder.  It  is  worth  reading  and  is  a  fine 
piece  of  sensational  journalism.  I  cannot  recollect  ever  before 
having  seen  a  man  whose  life  is  largely  spent  in  field  sports 
possessing  this  acute  dramatic  sense  in  a  similar  degree. 

He  was  more  often  given  a  seat  on  the  bench  than  not,  as  so 
many  of  the  Judges  were  his  personal  friends,  including  Wight- 
man,  who  died  on  circuit  at  York  in  1862,  Grantham,  Brampton, 
and  Day.  I  have  often  wondered  if  it  would  not  be  desirable 
to  discontinue  this  practice  of  allowing  the  curious  to  occupy 
seats  on  the  bench.  I  can  understand  a  man  interested  in  law 
being  occasionally  allowed  this  privilege,  but  when  women  of 
fashion  and  other  sightseers  are  given  seats  there  for  the  pleasure 
of  witnessing  what  must  be  intensely  painful  to  those  being 
tried,  I  do  not  think  it  decorous,  humane,  or  dignified.  It  is 
inconceivable  to  me,  too,  how  it  can  be  any  pleasure  to  watch 
a  fellow -creature  in  torture,  either  mental  or  physical. 

From  his 'earliest  childhood  Burnaby  showed  his  interest  in 
trials  and  criminals.  When  a  small  boy  his  father  once  asked 
him  what  he  would  hke  for  a  present,  and  the  prompt  reply  was : 
"  The  Newgate  Calendar,  please,  father." 

Later  in  life,  when  staying  in  the  Isle  of  Wight,  after  a  public 
dinner  his  old  friend  Lord  Alverstone,  at  that  time  Sir  Richard 
Webster,  Attorney -General  and  M.P.  for  the  Island,  said  to 
Mr.  Burnaby,  "  You  ought  to  have  gone  to  the  Bar."  My 
friend  replied,  "  If  I  had.  Sir  Richard,  you  would  only  have 
been  Solicitor-General  to-night."  "  Very  likely,"  replied  Sir 
Richard. 

Parson  Burnaby  is  a  gifted  man,  and  fond  of  sport  in  every 
sense  of  the  word.  He  has  enjoyed  his  fair  share  of  it,  too, 
having  hunted  with  most  of  the  English  packs,  those  he  has 
hunted  with  most  being  the  Oakley,  Quorn,  Cottesmore,  Sir 
Watkin  Wynn's,  Tedworth,  Lord  Portman's,  Blackmore  Vale, 
South  Dorset,  New  Forest  (deer  and  fox),  and  the  Devon  and 
Somerset  stag-hounds.  With  this  last  pack  he  enjoyed  much 
sport,  and  always  speaks  with  affection  of  the  happy   days 


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spent  while  staying  with  the  hospitable  folk  of  that  pleasant 
land.  He  began  his  hunting  in  1853,  when  five  years  old,  with 
the  Oakley.  Both  he  and  his  brother  Fred  were  born  at  St. 
Peter's  rectory,  Bedford,  where  they  began  their  hunting,  being 
taught  to  ride  by  the  old  family  coachman,  and  blooded  by 
Robert  Arkwright,  at  that  time  Master  of  the  Oakley.  Evelyn 
was  born  on  January  7th,  1848. 

The  custom  of  blooding  children  when  first  they  go  out 
hunting  is  one  that  has  proved  very  trying  to  many  ;  some  may 
feel  exceedingly  proud,  but  others  are  near  to  tears.  Burnaby 
was  told  by  the  Master  not  to  wash  his  face  before  his  mother 
had  seen  him,  thinking  no  doubt  that  having  herself  been 
reared  amongst  sporting  people  she  would  be  pleased  to  see  her 
son  showing  signs  of  his  hunting  baptism. 

He  was  educated  at  Eton,  some  of  his  contemporaries  being 
Mr.  A.  J.  Balfour,  Duke  of  Beaufort,  Duke  of  Argyll,  Lord 
Randolph  Churchill,  and  Ernest  Vivian,  afterwards  Lord 
Swansea.  Many  of  these  have  been  his  lifelong  friends.  While 
at  Eton  in  1863  he  was  invited  to  breakfast  with  Sir  Charles 
and  Lady  Phipps  at  Windsor  Castle  on  the  wedding-day  of  the 
Prince  of  Wales  (Edward  VII.),  and  he  saw  the  newly-married 
couple  drive  out  of  the  Sovereign's  entrance  en  route  to  the 
station  for  Osborne,  where  they  proposed  spending  their  honey- 
moon. 

Princess  Alexandra  arrived  in  England  two  days  before  the 
wedding,  and  left  the  train  at  Slough.  Young  Burnaby  and 
Randolph  Churchill,  who  were  seated  on  a  wall,  watched  the 
procession  as  it  passed  through  Eton  on  the  way  to  Windsor. 
I  think  the  mounted  band  of  the  2nd  Life  Guards  impressed 
them  most. 

Then  came  Oxford,  where  Burnaby  graduated  with  honours. 
After  this  he  was  curate  at  Christchurch,  Frome,  with  a  stipend 
of  £60  a  year. 

Once  while  preaching  at  Keyham,  near  Borrough,  when  the 
candles  had  been  lighted  in  the  pulpit  his  surplice  sleeves  were 
swept  through  the  flames  so  often  during  the  peroration,  in  such 
an  alarming  manner  that  a  friend  dashed  up  the  pulpit  steps 
and  whispered,  "  Do  you  want  all  the  women  to  faint  ?  They 
certainly  will  unless  you  keep  your  arms  out  of  the  candles." 
At   times  parson   Burnaby   v/as  a   trifle  forgetful,   and  when 


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preaching  at  Thorpe  Satchville,  during  the  harvest  thanks- 
giving, he  entirely  forgot  the  name  of  the  charity  the  collec- 
tion was  for.  After  the  service,  while  making  his  apologies 
to  the  vicar  for  his  forgetfulness,  he  remarked  that  he 
feared  the  collection  would  not  be  a  good  one  in  consequence. 
"  On  the  .contrary,"  was  the  reply,  "  it  amounts  to  £40, 
including  a  promissory  note  for  £35  from  someone  signing  him- 
self Burnaby."  The  good-hearted  late  General  Burnaby  of 
Baggrave  Hall,  Leicestershire,  had  been  hunting  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood during  the  week,  and  hearing  that  his  cousin  was  to 
occupy  the  pulpit,  went  to  hear  him  preach  ;  observing  his 
forgetfulness  he  had  done  his  best  to  make  up  for  it.  Parson 
Burnaby  asked  him  later  why  he  had  done  it.  "  I  did  it  for 
the  family  name,"  he  replied,  "  but  confound  it,  I  have  to  make 
that  note  good."  General  Burnaby  was  like  his  cousin  Fred, 
never  far  behindhand  with  his  payments  ;  in  which  he  differed 
greatly  from  his  great  friend  Valentine  Baker,  who,  though  a  rich 
man,  could  not  be  persuaded  to  pay  his  bills  punctually.  He 
would  always  say  he  would  see  to  them  by-and-bye,  but  the 
"  by-and-bye  "  was  a  long  time  coming  as  a  rule. 

It  was  while  staying  with  General  Burnaby  at  Blaggrave 
that  the  Prince  of  Wales  (King  Edward  VII.)  sowed  the  seed 
of  the  famous  covert  now  a  sure  find  with  the  Quorn. 

When  on  a  visit  at  Longleat  with  the  late  Marquess  of  Bath, 
parson  Burnaby  took  a  service  during  which  he  inadvertently 
prayed  for  George  IV.,  and,  when  teased  about  it  afterwards,  got 
out  of  it  by  saying,  "  Well,  it  is  a  long  time  since  anyone  prayed 
for  him."  He  speaks  with  affection  of  the  late  Duke  and 
Duchess  of  Bedford,  their  ducal  home  at  Woburn  being  close  to 
his  father's  rectory.  They  saw  a  good  deal  of  one  another,  and 
many  happy  days  of  his  childhood  were  spent  there.  The 
Duchess  was  a  charitable  woman  and  full  of  good  works.  Once 
when  she  was  busy  with  a  bazaar  in  aid  of  the  restoration  of  St. 
Peter's  church,  Evelyn  Burnaby,  then  a  little  boy  and  anxious 
to  do  his  bit  towards  the  charity,  picked  all  the  choicest  flowers 
in  the  rectory  garden  and  made  them  into  a  bouquet,  presenting 
them  to  the  Duchess's  stall  marked  one  guinea.  Some  time 
elapsed  before  any  offer  was  made  for  this  splendid  bargain, 
until  the  Duchess  called  on  one  of  the  gilded  youths  present  to 
buy  it,  which  to  his  everlasting  glory^  he  did  ;  but  his  expression 


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suggested  that  he  not  only  disliked  it,  but  did  not  know  what  to 
do  with  his  purchase  when  he  had  it. 

Another  time  Mrs.  Burnaby,  the  rector's  wife  and  mother  of 
Evelyn,  got  up  some  theatricals  at  the  rectorj^  The  Duchess 
was  among  the  guests,  and  seeing  Evelyn  taking  the  part  of  the 
Prince,  remarked  that  as  he  was  a  Prince  he  must  wear  royal 
jewels,  and  she  thereupon  adorned  his  black  velvet  cap  with  some 
of  the  jewels  that  once  belonged  to  the  ill-fated  Josephine.  He 
was  glad  when  the  theatricals  were  over  and  the  jewels  safely 
back  in  the  Duchess's  hands  again. 

Parson  Burnaby  was  installed  by  the  Bishop  of  Peterborough 
to  the  living  of  Burrough-on-the-Hill,  a  famous  spot  in  the 
Quorn  country.  It  will  be  remembered  that  this  Bishop  was 
appointed  by  Disraeli  so  that  he  might  use  his  eloquence  in  the 
House  of  Lords  to  save  the  Irish  Church  from  disestablishment. 
■  The  Bishop  of  Peterborough  was  not  what  could  be  justly 
described  as  a  very  sympathetic  man,  but  he  had  a  great  fund 
of  after-dinner  stories.  Perhaps  none  of  them  come  up  to  the 
repartee  attributed  to  Archdeacon  Baly  of  Calcutta,  when 
sitting  at  dinner  near  a  young  man  whose  conversation  was 
inclined  to  be  rather  boisterous  and  interspersed  with  swear 
words.  Presently  the  youth  looked  across  at  him  and  said, 
"  I  hope  I  do  not  pain  you  with  my  language,  sir,  but  I  always 
call  a  spade  a  spade."  "  Do  you  really  ?  "  replied  the  Arch- 
deacon ;  "  I  should  have  thought  you  would  have  called  it  a 
damned  shovel  !  " 

Parson  Burnaby  was  staying  one  winter  in  the  Isle  of  Wight. 
His  old  friend  the  late  Marquess  of  Exeter  and  his  wife  were 
living  at  Shanklin  for  a  time  trying  to  retrench.  Burnaby 
was  arranging  a  ball  in  aid  of  the  Primrose  League,  and  asked 
the  Exeters  if  they  would  be  patron  and  patroness.  The 
Marquess,  who  was  a  delightfully  natural  man,  replied,  "  Cer- 
tainly, if  our  poor  names  are  any  use  to  you  ;  but  we  have  no 
money." 

Sea-fishing  was  a  favourite  '  recreation  of  Lord  Exeter, 
and  one  day  he  walked  into  the  County  Club  at  Ventnor  in  the 
grubby  old  sweater  and  woollen  comforter  he  had  been 
wearing  at  sea.  The  secretary  of  the  club  was  much  upset  at 
his  appearance,  and  not  knowing  who  it  was,  remarked  to  Mr. 
Burnaby   that   such    extraordinary -looking   vagabonds   should 


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not  be  allowed  in  the  club  ;   he  felt  rather  uncomfortable  when 
he  heard  who  the  "  vagabond  "  was. 

Another  mteresting  visitor  on  the  Island  at  the  same  time 
was  the  eccentric  young  man  known  later  as  the  "  Jubilee 
Plunger,"  who  attained  notoriety  by  squandering  an  enormous 
fortune  in  a  single  year.  He  was  spending  the  last  days  of  his 
minority  with  his  guardian.  Mr.  Benzon— for  that  was  the 
Plunger's  name — was  obliged  to  be  taken  by  his  bear-leader  to 
the  Scilly  Isles  in  order  to  escape  from  the  intrigues  of  people 
determined  to  obtain  some  of  his  money. 

The  young  man's  boisterous  spirit  caused  his  guardian  some 
uncomfortable  moments  at  intervals.  Once  Mr.  Dorrien- 
Smith  of  Tresco  Abbey,  hearing  they  were  on  the  Island,  kindly 
invited  them  to  dinner.  While  waiting  for  it  to  be  announced, 
their  rather  stately  host  was  warming  himself  after  the  fashion 
of  men  before  the  fire,  with  his  coat-tails  delicately  and  almost 
imperceptibly  divided,  when  the  exuberant  Benzon  dealt  the 
elderly  gentleman  a  resounding  smack,  saying,  "  Wake  up,  old 
cock  !  " 

Mr.  Burnaby  was  present  in  1868  at  the  ball  given  by  the 
Duchess  of  Manchester  to  the  Prince  and  Princess  of  Wales,  and 
it  interested  him  to  watch  Maria  Marchioness  of  Ailesbur}% 
dancing  the  lancers  with  the  Prince,  doing  her  steps  and  holding 
her  skirts  so  daintily  while  her  partner  likewise  did  his  best, 
saying,  "  We'll  show  them  how  to  do  it.  Lady  Ailesbury."  And 
so  they  did,  with  all  the  grace  of  movement  of  the  old  minuet. 

At  the  same  ball  the  Princess  invited  the  Master  of  the 
Oakley,  Mr.  Robert  Arkwright,  to  be  her  partner.  Burnaby  had 
told  him  that  the  Princess  was  sure  to  ask  him,  and  he  was 
rather  frightened,  as  dancing  was  not  his  forte,  the  figures 
of  the  lancers  were  beyond  him  ;  when  the  time  arrived  his 
face  was  full  of  anguish,  but  the  Princess  helped  him  through. 

Mr.  Arkwright's  son,  who  married  Mrs.  FitzGeorge  as  her 
first  husband,  was  looking  on  at  the  performance,  and  was,  much 
tickled  at  his  sire's  distress.  "  Look  at  the  poor  governor ;  he 
would  give  a  good  deal  to  be  out  of  it,"  was  his  verdict. 

During  Mr.  Burnaby's  active  life  he  has  met  crowds  of 
interesting  people,  and  an  hour's  chat  with  him  is  not  only 
amusing  but  instructive.  He  has  been  a  keen  observer  and  a 
good  friend  to  many.     To  my  knowledge  he  has  at  one  time  and 


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another  helped  friends  to  the  tune  of  £500  and  £800  without 
ever  getting  the  money  back,  but  still  he  does  not  complain. 
He  has  written  two  books,  one  giving  an  account  of  his  ride 
from  Land's  End  to  John  o'  Groats,  and  the  other  about  famous 
trials  which  I  have  already  alluded  to. 

While  holding  the  family  living  of  Burrough  from  1873  to 
1883,  he  was  compelled  through  ill-health  to  seek  the  assistance 
of  curates,  to  whom  he  gave  a  stipend  of  £120  a  year.  He  had 
a  good  deal  of  trouble  with  some  of  them  ;  one  in  particular 
gave  him  a  considerable  amount  of  worry.  This  curate  rented 
a  cottage  from  Colonel  Fred  Burnaby  at  two  guineas  a  week  ; 
after  a  long  time  it  transpired  that  no  rent  had  been  paid,  so 
Evelyn  Burnaby  thought  it  might  be  a  convenient  plan  to 
deduct  the  sum  from  the  curate's  stipend.  He  suggested  this, 
but  was  told,  "  I  do  not  wish  the  two  transactions  mixed  up." 
The  next  thing  that  happened  was  that  the  curate  moved,  and 
was  installed  in  the  beautifully  furnished  rectory,  and  chanced 
to  meet  his  rector  one  day  in  the  parish.  The  curate  remarked 
pleasantly,  "  I  have  had  the  Sheriff's  officers  down  this  morning, 
and  they  threatened  a  seizure." 

The  furniture  being  parson  Burnaby 's,  he  asked  quickly  if 
they  had  taken  anything . 

"  Not  very  much,  I  think,"  replied  the  curate  casually. 
"  It's  all  yours,  you  see."  But  here  his  manner  changed  and  he 
grew  stern.     "  But  would  you  believe  who  sent  the  men  down  ?  " 

"  I  have  no  idea,"  admitted  the  rector. 

"  Well,  it  was  your  own  brother,  sir." 

Things  went  on  like  this,  with  writs  continually  being  sent 
to  the  rectory  for  the  curate.  When  the  time  arrived  for  the 
harvest  festival,  Mr.  Burnaby  arranged  with  his  old  friend  Dean 
Hole  to  preach  the  sermon.  He  and  Mr.  Burnaby  were  marching 
at  the  rear  of  the  procession,  all  robed,  from  the  rectory  to  the 
choir,  the  curate  being  immediately  in  front  of  them,  when  a 
suspicious-looking  individual  came  and  touched  the  curate  on 
the  arm. 

"  A  writter,"  whispered  Dean  Hole. 

"  How  dare  you  touch  me  when  I  am  taking  part  in  a  holy 
procession  !  "  cried  the  curate  furiously. 

What  happened  then  I  do  not  know,  but  after  church  Dean 
Hole  and  Burnaby  were  preparing  to  eat  some  luncheon  they 


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had  brought  with  them  in  the  drawing-room  of  the  rectory,  the 
curate  partaking  of  his  in  another  part  of  the  house.  The  two 
friends  were  enjoying  their  cold  chicken,  salad,  and  sherry, 
when  a  mounted  youth  galloped  up  to  the  front  door  in  full 
view  of  the  luncheon-party.  "  Another  writter,  you  may 
depend,"  groaned  Dean  Hole,  hastily  hiding  the  chicken  and 
the  sherry  under  the  sofa,  and  arranging  the  valance  in  front  of 
them.  Parson  Burnaby  then  sallied  out,  not  doubting  that  it 
was  indeed  another  writ-server,  and  asked  in  his  brusquest 
manner,  "  Well,  how  much  this  time  ?  "  To  his  surprise  the 
rider  became  extremely  angry  and  rode  away  again  at  top 
speed.  It  was  not  until  the  galloping  figure  was  out  of  sight 
that  parson  Burnaby  remembered  that  it  was  the  son  of  the 
late  Sir  Frederick  Fowke,  whom  he  had  invited  to  have  luncheon 
with  them. 

At  last  the  curate  was  got  rid  of  and  moved  into  lodgings  in 
a  neighbouring  town,  where  he  continued  his  practice  of  paying 
no  rent.  As  the  lodgings  were  usually  let  to  hunting  men  who 
paid  well  and  asked  no  questions,  the  landlord  soon  tired  of  the 
curate,  who  had  occupied  the  rooms  for  six  weeks  with  his  wife 
and  family,  his  only  payment  having  been  that  once,  in  a  moment 
of  expansion,  he  gave  the  landlord's  little  boy  "  six  penn'orth 
of  sweets."  This  was  the  last  straw,  and  that  night  the  curate 
found  that  all  the  blankets  had  been  removed  from  the  bed. 
After  this  he  migrated  to  Scarborough,  and  shortly  afterwards 
made  another — but  this  time  compulsory — migration  to  York 
Castle  until  some  pressing  debts  were  paid. 

After  the  curate  had  left  the  rectory  parson  Burnaby  was 
busy  straightening  up  the  place,  when  one  of  the  curate's  local 
creditors  came  to  see  if  there  was  anything  he  could  take 
possession  of  to  repay  him  in  some  measure  for  his  losses,  which 
consisted  of  groceries.  There  was  nothing  for  him  except  a 
large  pile  of  empty  bottles,  which  he  plaintively  remarked 
were  better  than  nothing,  and  took  them  sadly  away  with 
him. 

Mr.  Burnaby  was  much  sought  after  as  a  preacher.  In 
Leicestershire  alone  he  preached  in  thirteen  different  churches. 
Perhaps  it  would  almost  be  easier  to  count  the  churches  he  has 
not  preached  in  than  those  he  has.  He  is  a  Broad  Churchman 
after   Doctor   Arnold    of   Rugby's    way    of    thinking,   and  he 


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also  found  himself  in  complete  agreement  with  all  the  sermons 
Canon  Farrar  preached  at  the  Abbey. 

Although  Evelyn  Burnaby  has  been  in  ill-health  for  some 
time,  he  is  as  interested  in  things  and  people  as  ever,  while  his 
memory  is  so  clear  that  he  has  been  of  great  assistance  to  me  in 
remembering  old  times,  old  friends,  and  dates.  Perhaps  he 
will  write  his  own  memoirs  some  day  :   I  hope  he  will. 

He  used  to  spend  a  good  deal  of  time  in  the  Riviera.  Once 
when  he  was  returning  with  his  father  and  mother  in  the 
Rapide  from  Marseilles,  which  was  not  timed  to  stop  between 
Dijon  and  Paris,  they  unexpectedly  pulled  up  at  Fontainebleau. 
A  bevy  of  fair  ladies,  aides-de-camps,  officers  and  obsequious 
railway  officials  were  on  the  platform,  and  some  great  person 
was  evidently  about  to  join  the  train. 

It  proved  to  be  the  Empress  Eugenie,  who  was  returning  to 
Paris  from  a  shooting -party  in  the  forest.  She  was  lifted  into 
the  train  from  the  low  platform  by  an  aide-de-camp,  amidst 
much  laughter  and  merriment  among  the  courtiers.  This 
was  some  fifty  years  ago,  while  Paris  was  still  the  most  brilliant 
capital  in  Europe  and  the  Imperial  master  at  the  Tuilleries  at 
the  height  of  his  power.  Burnaby  was  much  impressed  by  the 
Empress's  beauty.  He  did  not  see  her  again  for  years,  until 
she  passed  him  in  a  hansom-cab  one  day  in  St.  James's  Street 
when  she  was  a  widowed  ex-Empress,  after  having  escaped  to 
the  house  of  a  dentist  at  the  time  of  the  Commune,  from  whose 
house  she  made  her  way  as  a  fugitive  to  the  coast  and  was 
brought  to  England  by  an  old  friend.  Sir  John  Burgoyne,  who 
was  given  the  fee -simple  of  Sutton  and  Potter  in  the  county  of 

Bedford. 

The  height  of  the  railway  carriages  above  the  platforms  in 
France  has  often  tried  me  highly,  especially  when  I  have 
had  no  aide-de-camp  to  help  me.  I  remember  seeing  our  dear 
King  Edward,  when  Prince  of  Wales,  very  nearly  have  a  nasty 
fall  once  while  alighting  from  the  train  at  Nice.  All  would 
probably  have  gone  well  if  he  had  been  given  a  chance  of  getting 
down  in  the  ordinary  peaceful  fashion,  but  a  crowd  of  officials 
sought  to  assist  him  while  simultaneously  bowing,  saluting,  and 
expressing  their  pleasure  at  seeing  him.  So  many  helping 
hands  were  held  out  to  him  and  so  many  swords  became  en- 
tangled amongst  excited  legs,  that  the  Prince  missed  the  steps 


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altogether  and  fell  into  the  midst  of  those  greeting  him.  The 
cries  of  horror  and  anguish  that  arose  made  one  fear  that  the 
Prince  or  someone  had  been  seriously  hurt,  but  in  a  moment 
or  two  he  was  on  his  feet  again,  being  smoothed  down  and 
smiling  quite  happily,  his  fall  having  been  broken  by  the  crowd 
of  officials. 

What  impressed  itself  undyingly  on  my  memory  was  that 
everyone  had  his  hat  in  his  hand  before  the  fall,  everyone 
dropped  his  hat  during  the  faU,  and  nobody  could  find  the  right 
hat  after  the  fall.  It  was  what  a  music-hall  artist  would 
technically  describe  as  "  Funny  business  with  hat."  The 
hobble-skirt  days  made  French  platforms  even  more  incon- 
venient. 

Parson  Burnaby  is  a  great  dog-lover,  Dandie-Dinmonts 
being  perhaps  his  favourites  ;  he  was  especially  devoted  to  a 
couple  of  pedigree  dogs  of  that  breed  named  "  Joe  "  and 
"  Susie."  "  Joe's  "  kennel-name  was  "  Mr.  Smith  "  ;  he  was 
son  of  the  famous  "  Tartan  King,"  and  a  winner  of  many  prizes. 
Another  great  friend  was  a  pomeranian,  who  managed  once 
to  escape  from  the  train  while  travelling  with  his  master 
in  France,  and  was  of  course  missed  at  the  journey's  end. 
Mr.  Burnaby  at  once  retraced  his  journey,  keeping  a  sharp 
look-out  from  the  railway  carriage  windows  as  he  went  along. 
Luckily  he  saw  the  dog  running  about  the  road  near  the  line, 
and  getting  out  at  the  next  station,  recaptured  his  pet  and 
together  they  went  on  their  way  rejoicing,  both  having  been 
miserable  while  parted. 

Some  amusing  stories  are  told  by  Mr.  Burnaby  of  his  uncle, 
Mr.  Harry  Villebois,  whom  I  have  already  mentioned ;  he 
appears  to  have  been  a  most  kind-hearted  man,  and  a  little 
peculiar,  after  the  fashion  of  those  times.  His  house  was  one  of 
the  finest  in  Belgrave  Square,  and  the  scenes  of  many  balls  and 
dinners  to  Royalty,  while  his  suppers  were  one  of  the  features 
of  the  season.  Mr.  Burnaby  was  often  invited  there  to  luncheon 
on  Sundays,  and  has  arrived  to  find  seated  in  the  hall  a  motley 
company  consisting  of  a  policeman,  a  crossing -sweeper,  a  link- 
man  and  an  old  cabman,  with  his  uncle  personally  ministering 
to  their  wants  with  provisions,  assisted  by  three  flunkies  in 
powdered  wigs  and  plush  knee-breeches. 

Mr.  Burnaby 's  great-uncle,  Mr.  Truman  Villebois,  was  equally 


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charitable  and  made  it  a  custom  to  give  a  five -pound  note  to 
any  woman  in  the  parish  who  was  about  to  become  a  mother  ; 
unfortunately,  as  so  often  happens  to  the  charitable,  he  was 
imposed  upon,  but  he  had  an  innocent  mind,  and  suspected 
nothing  until  he  found  that  one  woman  had  claimed  the  £5 
three  times  in  one  year.  After  this  discovery  he  felt  vaguely 
that  there  might  be  something  wrong,  although  he  was  no 
expert  in  such  matters  ;  so  he  sought  the  advice  of  a  faithful 
retainer  called  Sam,  who  presumably  was  an  expert,  as  he 
speedily  disillusioned  his  master  by  telhng  him  that  he  had  been 
imposed  upon. 

At  Christmas-time  in  London,  notwithstanding  the  fact  that 
he  owned  many  carriages  and  horses,  he  always  sallied  out  in  a 
cab  driven  by  the  old  cabby  that  he  fed  on  Sundays,  and  with 
him  distributed  fat  turkeys  and  game  among  friends  who  he 
thought  might  be  glad  of  them. 

Mr.  Burnaby's  great-grandfather  was  a  famous  whip,  and  is 
said  to  have  been  the  author  of  the  paradox  dealing  with  the 
rules  o^  the  road  : 

If  you  go  to  the  left 
You  are  sure  to  go  right 
If  you  go  to  the  right 
You  go  wrong. 

Among  parson  Burnaby's  great  friends  were  the  late  Dean 
Hole  and  the  late  Lord  Vivian,  known  as  "  Hook  and  Eye  " 
because  of  the  affinity  between  his  nose  and  chin.  Lord  Vivian 
was  a  patron  of  the  turf,  and  Hke  the  late  Lord  Poulett,  had  a 
curious  dream  about  a  race  ;  in  this  case  he  dreamed  that  a 
horse  called  "  Teacher  "  would  win  the  Citv  and  Suburban,  so 
he  enquired  if  such  a  horse  was  running.  There  was  no  entry 
under  that  name,  but  he  was  told  that  there  was  a  horse  entered 
that  had  once  been  called  the  "  Teacher,"  and  that  it  had  no 
chance.  In  spite  of  that  he  backed  it  at  long  odds,  and  won  a 
large  sum  of  money. 

Mr.  Evelyn  Burnaby  was  married  twice  :  his  first  wife,  whom 
he  married  in  1871,  was  Winifred  Crake,  a  very  beautiful 
woman  ;  she  died  at  Somerby  Hall  in  1873  at  the  age  of  twenty- 
two.  His  second  wife  was  the  Hon.  Margaret  Erskine,  daughter 
of  the  fourth  Lord  Erskine. 

In  Mr.  Burnaby's  book  of  famous  trials  he  tells  the  curious 


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story  of  the  three  attempts  to  hang  the  Babbacombe  murderer, 
who  had  been  convicted  of  kilHng  and  trying  to  burn  the  re- 
mains of  his  old  mistress  at  Torquay. 

While  in  Exeter  jail,  the  night  before  the  execution  was  to 
take  place,  Lee  dreamed  that  three  attempts  would  be  made 
unsuccessfully  to  take  his  life.  He  related  this  dream  to  his 
warder  Bennett,  who  in  turn  told  it  to  the  Governor,  who  made 
a  note  of  it  hurriedly  in  his  diary. 

The  dream  came  tragically  true,  as  is  well  known,  and 
created  a  great  sensation  at  the  time. 

At  the  end  of  that  most  distressing  day,  when  the  Governor 
Avas  looking  up  his  diar}^  each  day  of  which  was  headed  with  a 
verse  of  Scripture,  he  noticed  that  the  day  appointed  for  the 
execution  which  had  ended  so  dramatically  had  written  above 
it: 

"  Surely  it  is  the  hand  of  the  Lord  which  has  done  this 
thing." 

Dreams  and  sleep  are  strange  and  delicate  things  which  few 
of  us  understand — that  great  mystery  of  sleep  when  we  pass  into 
another  world  of  influences  and  presences  as  when  we  leave  our 
earthly  bodies  at  death.  It  has  always  seemed  to  me  that 
death  and  sleep  are  so  nearly  allied — more  a  difference  of 
duration  than  condition.  ^n  our  daily  sleep  we  keep  our 
carriage  waiting  at  the  door  to  take  us  back  ;  in  the  other, 
having  reached  home,  we  dismiss  it,  having  no  further  use 
for  it. 

The  premonition  of  Lee's  dream  provides  food  for  thought. 


Chapter  VII 

The  Rev.  Charles  I^ngsley — Highly  Strung — Writes  Poetry  and  Sermons  at 
the  Age  of  Four — Preaches  to  tlie  Chairs — Night-shirt  Surplice— Not  Popu- 
lar at  School — A  Gentle  Reproof — His  Opinion  of  District  Visitors — Inward 
Struggles — Boxing  under  a  Negro  Tutor — A  Lengthy  Walk — More  Settled 
Convictions — Letter  to  his  Mother — A  Great  Preacher — Crowds  at  his  Church 
— Becomes  Vicar  of  Eversley — His  Love  of  Hounds — Author  of  "  Tom 
Brown's  School-days" — His  Great  Friend — A  Good  Run — His  Enthusiasm — 
Occasional  Conflicts  with  other  Clerics — Dallying  with  Socialism — Reconciling 
Science  and  Religion — His  Views  on  Women's  Rights — An  Angry  Incumbent 
— The  Bishop  of  London  Interferes — Cardinal  Newman  and  Kingsley — 
Newman  Scores — Restless  Habits — "  Water  Babies  " — Clerical  Wild  Oats 
Forgiven — Devotion  of  his  Wife — His  Death — A  Picturesque  Funeral. 

THE  REVEREND  CHARLES  KINGSLEY,  who  was  born 
at  Holne  Vicarage  on  Dartmoor,  is  an  outstanding 
figure  in  English  hterature,  which,  as  everybody 
knows,  he  enriched  with  "  Westward  Ho  !  "  and  "  Water 
Babies." 

He  was  a  dehghtful  and  interesting  man  whom  I  always 
regret  not  having  met,  as  he  died  just  before  I  was  launched 
from  the  dry-dock  of  the  schoolroom  into  the  deep  waters  of 
the  world.  He  was  one  of  those  highly -strung,  emotional  people, 
with  the  rare  faculty  of  doing  his  thinking  for  himself,  who  are 
always  arresting  and  often  have  the  power  of  imparting  some  of 
their  enthusiasm  to  others.  As  in  the  case  of  Jack  Russell, 
much  has  been  written  about  Kingsley,  with  his  deep  erudition 
and  gift  of  golden  writing,  but  his  love  of  sport,  especially 
fishing,  has  never  received  the  attention  it  deserves,  for  he 
certainly  comes  within  the  category  of  sporting  parsons,  and 
was,  moreover,  a  sporting  cleric  of  the  very  best  sort,  who  never 
laid  himself  open  to  the  charge  of  neglecting  his  duty  to  make 
time  for  his  pleasures.  His  letters  show  that  if  he  had  turned 
his  attention  to  writing  of  sport  he  would  have  made  it  live  in 
his  pages  as  Whyte  Melville  did. 

He  must  have  been  a  precocious  child,  as  we  hear  of  him 
writing  sermons  and  poetry  at  the  age  of  four,  and  improvising 


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pulpits  for  himself  from  which  he  delivered  his  addresses  to 
rows  of  chairs  arranged  around  him,  while  becomingly  robed  in 
his  night-shirt.  Perhaps  it  is  not  surprising  that  such  a  wildly 
volatile  nature  should  have  developed  a  stutter  during  his  early 
childhood  that  clung  to  him  more  or  less  all  his  life.  There 
must  have  been  so  much  to  say  that  required  saying  quickly 
that  one  can  almost  hear  the  stutter  beginning. 

When  twelve  years  old  he  went  to  school  at  Clifton,  and 
later  to  a  grammar-school  in  Cornwall.  It  is  a  httle  curious 
that  while  he  was  never  popular  at  school,  he  was  a  general 
favourite  when  he  went  to  Cambridge.  As  a  schoolboy  he  did 
not  take  the  slightest  interest  in  games.  I  admit  it  with 
anguish,  and  public-school  readers  must  forgive  him  as  best 
they  can.  His  passion  was  science  and  art,  but  occasionally  he 
came  out  of  his  seclusion  and  performed  lonely  feats  of  school- 
boy prowess,  such  as  chmbing  notoriously  unclimbable  trees,  or 
jumping  the  grimmest  obstacles,  which  created  sensations,  even 
if  they  only  served  to  confirm  the  general  verdict  that  he  was  a 
"  rum  chap." 

Charles  Eangsley  never  quite  conquered  his  stammer,  and 
never  lost  his  love  of  Devonshire,  where  he  first  made  the 
intimate  acquaintance  of  birds,  fishes,  and  all  the  beautiful 
things  of  nature  which  were  more  to  him  than  food  and  raiment. 

Speaking  of  his  love  for  the  home  of  his  youth,  he  says  : 
"  You  must  not  despise  their  accent,  for  it  remains  of  a  purer 
and  nobler  dialect  than  our  own,  and  you  will  be  surprised  to 
hear  me,  when  I  am  merry,  burst  into  pure  unintelligible  Devon- 
shire. When  I  am  very  childish  my  own  country's  language 
comes  to  me  like  a  dream  of  old  days." 

One  of  the  stories  I  like  best  in  Mrs.  Kingsley's  book  of 
memories,  is,  when  her  husband  was  dining  with  some  officers 
at  Aldershot,  someone  present  began  to  ridicule  religion  and 
was  reprimanded  by  Mr.  Kingsley  ;  an  apology  followed  at 
once,  the  speaker  having  forgotten  a  clergyman  was  present. 
"  All  right,"  said  Eangsley,  "  but  do  not  apologise  on  that 
account.  We  are  paid  to  fight  these  arguments,  as  you  are  paid 
to  fight  in  another  way.  If  a  clergyman  is  worth  his  salt  you 
will  always  find  him  ready  to  try  a  fall  with  you.  Besides,  it  is 
better  for  your  friends,  if  they  are  to  have  poison,  to  have  the 
antidote  in  the  same  spoon." 


The  Rev.  C.  Kingsley  rj 

When  his  father  was  given  a  hving  in  Chelsea  by  Lord 
Cadogan,  Kingsley  went  to  King's  College,  walking  backwards 
and  forwards  from  Chelsea  daily,  and  became  not  a  little  bored 
with  the  unending  parochial  activities  in  his  parents'  parish. 
Both  the  district  visitors  and  the  young  ladies  given  to  good 
works  failed  to  please  him,  judging  by  a  letter  he  wrote  to  a 
friend  at  this  time,  in  which  he  refers  to  these  worthy  people  as 
being — "  Nothing  but  ugly  splay-footed  beings,  three -fourths 
of  whom  can't  sing,  and  the  other  quarter  sing  miles  out  of  tune 
with  voices  like  love-sick  parrots.     Confound  !  " 

In  1838  he  went  to  Magdalene  College,  Cambridge,  where  at 
first  he  showed  signs  of  being  something  of  a  recluse.     He  read 
the  Oxford  pamphlet,  which  appeared  at  this  time,  and  becam.e 
entangled  in  the  theological  hurly-burly  that  swept  over  the 
two   great   universities.     He    worked   himself  up    into   a  dis- 
tressing state   of  mind,  beset  on  all   sides   with   doubts  and 
speculation  ;    of   course    what  was   happening  v/as   only    the 
mental  upheaval  that  all  active  minds  have  to  meet  and  conquer, 
as  has  been  told  by  Carlyle  in  his  "  Sartor  Resartus,"  and  is 
there  for  those  who  are  ready  to  dig  for  it  under  the  mantle  of 
obscurity  the  author  has  thrown  about  his  meaning,  in  that 
strange  work  of  genius.     All  Kingsley 's  letters  show  how  this 
struggle  was  raging  within  him  at  the  time.     First  the  Athan- 
asian  Creed  got  up  against  his  path,  and  we  hear  such  phrases 
as,   "  Bigotry,  cruelty  and  quibbling."     By  the  way,  he  ulti- 
mately became  quite  reconciled  to  the  creed,  but  that  was  years 
later.     There  were  passionate  letters  of  doubt  written  :    "  You 
cannot  conceive  the  moments  of  self-abasement  and  self-shame 
I  have.  ...  If  the  philosophers  of  old  were  right,  and  I  am 
right  in  my  religion,  alas  for  Christendom  !  and  if  I  am  wrong, 
alas  for  myself  !  .  .  .  I  cannot  say,  with  the  French  atheist, 
'  O  God  (if  there  be  a  God).'     I  cannot  entreat  Him  on  the 
chance  of  His  possessing  a  power  I  do  not  believe  He  possesses." 
Then  came  a  time  when  nothing  seemed  to  matter.    It  was  the 
centre  of  the  whirlpool.    He  wanted  to  fly  to  the  far  west  and 
live  all  by  himself  in  the  prairies.     This  led  to  the  conclusion 
that  he  would  have  a  good  time  first.     Why  not  ?  as  nothing 
mattered.     So  he  hunted,  played  cards,  shot  duck  in  the  fens, 
learnt  boxing  under  a  negro   fighter,  neglected  his  work,  and 
incidentally  became  very  popular.     There  is  a  description  of 


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him  at  this  time  that  I  should  Hke  to  quote  :  "...  A  bold 
thinker,  a  bold  rider,  a  most  chivalrous  gentleman — sad,  shy 
and  serious  habitually  ;  in  conversation  at  one  moment  brilliant 
and  impassioned,  the  next  reserved  and  unapproachable  ;  by 
turns  attracting  and  repelling,  but  pouring  forth,  to  the  friend 
whom  he  could  trust,  stores  of  thought,  feeling,  and  informa- 
tion on  every  sort  of  unexpected  subject  which  seemed 
boundless." 

Presently  his  "  have  a  good  time  "  mood  began  to  change, 
and  in  his  restlessness  he  walked  from  Cambridge  to  London,  a 
distance  of  fifty -two  miles,  in  a  day,  thereby  doubtless  working 
off  a  little  more  spiritual  indigestion. 

He  was  physically  a  very  strong  man,  and  a  quick  walker, 
his  impetuosity  plainly  discernible  ;  many  young  men  found 
difficulty  in  keeping  up  with  him. 

Soon  after  this  he  refers  to  himself  as  "  Saved,"  and  exults 
in  the  calm  repose  of  settled  convictions.  It  was  now  that  he 
met  his  fate  in  the  shape  of  Miss  Fanny  Grenfell,  whom  he 
ultimately  married  and  loved  with  lifelong  devotion,  saying 
prettily  that  his  first  day  of  real  wedded  life  was  the  first  day  he 
saw  her.  It  is  to  her  admirable  Life  of  her  husband  that  I  am 
indebted  for  these  extracts  from  his  letters.  At  times  he 
worked  hard,  and  gained  a  scholarship  in  1839,  when  he  was 
first  of  his  year  at  the  May  examinations.  His  letter  home  on 
the  subject  is  a  little  pathetic  :  "  Pardon  the  wildness  of  my 
letter,  for  I  am  so  happy  I  hardly  know  what  to  say.  You 
know  I  am  not  accustomed  to  being  successful." 

In  another  letter  written  to  his  mother  while  he  was  at 
Cambridge,  he  says  : 

"  My  heart  is  much  older  than  my  years.  ...  I  feel  that 
within  which  makes  me  far  more  happy  or  more  miserable  than 
those  about  me.  ...  I  shall  be  an  old  man  before  I  am  forty. 
My  heart  is  veiy  full  and  I  am  rather  lonely.  .  .  .  God  bless 
you  .  .  .  God  bless  you,  and  if  you  rejoice  that  you  have  born 
a  man  into  the  world,  remember  that  he  is  not  one  like  common 
men,  neither  cleverer  nor  wiser,  nor  better  than  a  multitude,  but 
utterly  different  to  them  in  heart  and  mind  .  .  .  legislate  for 
him  accordingly. 

"  Your  own  boy, 

"C.    KiNGSLEY." 


The  Rev.  C.  Kingsley  79 

During  his  time  of  doubt  he  hardly  worked  at  all,  and  had 
a  hard  grind  to  win  his  degree  at  the  end,  putting  three  years' 
work  into  as  many  months. 

After  his  ordination  by  the  Bishop  of  Winchester  in  1842 
he  became  curate  of  Eversley  in  Hampshire,  where  he  found 
matters  in  a  bad  state,  as  was  not  uncommon  in  mral  parishes 
in  those  days.  Not  one  adult  labourer  in  the  parish  could 
read  or  write,  and  village  sanitation  was  practically  non- 
existent. There  was  no  congregation  at  the  church,  which 
itself  badly  needed  repair,  and  the  whole  work  of  the  parish 
was  left  to  him  by  the  vicar. 

He  was  a  great  preacher,  and  never  stuttered  in  the  pulpit. 
People  thronged  to  hear  him,  soldiers  home  from  the  Crimea — 
amongst  others  one  who  had  been  dangerously  wounded  at 
Scutari, who  had  read  his  "  Yeast,"  and  determined  if  he  lived 
to  return  home  he  would  make  a  point  of  going  to  hear  the  man 
preach  who  could  give  such  a  picture  of  a  hunting  scene  as  the 
one  in  the  opening  chapter. 

In  1844  things  grew  brighter,  as  the  Hving  became  vacant, 
and  was  given  to  him  by  Sir  John  Cope  at  the  wish  of  the 
parishioners.  This  enabled  him  to  marry,  but  the  picture  was 
slightly  clouded  by  the  heavy  dilapidations  to  the  rectory  he 
had  to  pay.  He  was  by  no  means  rich,  and  was  never  free  from 
money  worries.  This  was  one  of  the  reasons  why  he  did  not 
hunt  more  regularly.  The  temptation  to  follow  hounds  was  a 
sore  one,  as  the  pack — now  known  as  the  Garth — was  kennelled 
at  Bramshill,  quite  near,  so  that  they  were  continually  passing  his 
windows  on  the  way  to  their  meets.  His  friends  have  seen  tears 
come  to  his  eyes  as  he  watched  them  go  by  and  could  not  join  them. 

In  the  course  of  time  he  acquired  a  horse  to  facilitate  his 
journeyings  about  the  j^arish.  It  was  not  a  showy  beast,  being 
strictly  utilitarian,  but  he  managed  to  imbue  it  with  enough  of 
his  own  fire  to  enjoy  an  occasional  day's  hunting  on  it.  When 
he  and  his  "  Rosinante  "  did  turn  out,  he  was  assured  of  a 
hearty  welcome  by  the  members  of  the  field. 

Here  is  an  account  of  a  hunt  he  snatched  from  the  middle  of 
a  day's  parish  work.  It  is  to  his  great  fishing  companion  and 
bosom  friend,  Thomas  Hughes — author  of  "  Tom  Brown's 
School-days  " — and  is  dashed  off  in  the  true  Kingsley  state  of 
glowing  enthusiasm  : 


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"  I  had  just  done  my  work  and  seen  my  poor,  and  dinner 
was  coming  on  to  the  table  yesterday — just  four  o'clock — when 
the  bow-wows  appeared  on  the  top  of  the  Mount,  trying  my 
patch  of  gorse,  so  I  jumped  up,  left  the  cook  shrieking — and 
off. — He  wasn't  there,  but  I  knew  where  he  was,  for  I  keep  a 
pretty  good  register  of  foxes  (ain't  they  my  parishioners  and 
parts  of  my  flock  ?)  and,  as  the  poor  fellows  had  had  a  blank 
day,  they  were  very  thankful  in  five  minutes  to  find  themselves 
going  like  mad.  We  had  an  hour  and  a  half  of  it — scent  breast 
high  as  the  dew  began  to  rise  (bleak  north-easter  always  good 
weather),  and  if  we  had  not  crossed  a  second  fox,  should  have 
killed  him  in  the  open  ;  as  it  was  we  lost  him  after  sunset,  after 
the  finest  grind  I  have  had  these  nine  years,  so  I  went  back  to 
dinner.  The  old  horse  behaved  beautifully,  not  fast,  but  in 
the  enclosed  woodlands  he  can  live  up  to  anyone,  and  earned 
great  honour  by  leaping  in  and  out  of  the  Loddon,  only  four 
more  doing  it,  and  one  receiving  a  mucker. 

"  I  feel  three  years  younger  to-day.  The  whip  tells  me 
there  were  three  in  the  river  together,  rolling  over,  horse  and 
man  !    What  a  sight  to  have  lost,  even  by  being  ahead. 

"  Have  you  seen  the  story  of  the  run  on  January  7th,  when 
Mr.  Woodburn's  hounds  found  at  Blackholme  at  the  bottom  of 
Windermere  and  ended  beyond  Helvellyn,  more  than  fifty 
miles  of  mountain  ?  After  Applethwait  Crag  (where  the  field 
lost  them)  they  had  a  ring  on  High  Street  (2,700  feet)  of  an 
hour,  unseen  by  mortal  eye  ;  and  after  that  were  seen  by  a 
shepherd  in  Pattcrdale,  Brother's  Water,  top  of  Fairfield  (2,900 
feet),  Dunmail  Gap,  and  then  over  the  top  of  Helvellyn  (3,050 
feet),  and  then  to  ground  on  Birkside  Screes — I  cannot  find  it 
on  the  maps — but  what  a  poetic  thing  !  Helvellyn  was  deep  in 
frost  and  snow.  Oh,  that  I  could  write  a  ballad  there  anent. 
The  thing  has  taken  possession  of  me  but  I  can't  find  words. 
There  was  never  such  a  run  since  we  were  bom  ;  and  to  think 
of  the  hounds  doing  the  last  thirty  miles  alone  !  " 

Whenever  he  had  had  a  great  day,  either  in  the  field  or  by 
the  river,  he  always  had  to  sit  down  and  let  Tom  Hughes  hear 
all  about  it,  even  when  he  came  in  late  and  tired. 

For  a  good  many  years  Charles  Kingsley's  advanced  views 
often  served  to  get  him  into  conflict  with  less  advanced  clerics. 
It  was  a  time  of  unrest.     First  the  Oxford  movement  disturbed 


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him,  as  we  have  seen,  and  then  science  began  to  pick  quarrels 
v/ith  reUgion,  or  was  accused  of  doing  so,  and  social  questions 
became  increasingly  pressing.  Socialism  rattled  its  bones  and 
gave  people  cold  shivers,  and  Kingsley  dallied  with  it,  or  at  any 
rate  he  agreed  with  some  of  its  principles,  to  the  unbounded 
horror  of  his  cloth.  Dissatisfaction  awoke  in  the  land,  and  the 
anger  that  set  Watts  painting  his  accusatory  pictures  "  Mam- 
mon "  and  "  Hope,"  sent  Kingsley  off  at  score  on  the  ideal  of 
Christian  socialism.  Among  other  good  things  this  was  to 
reconcile  science  and  religion,  for,  in  his  love  of  science,  he  had 
greeted  the  revelations  of  Darwin  and  Huxley  with  open  arms, 
while  his  interest  in  economic  questions  led  him  to  correspond 
with  John  Stuart  Mill. 

Then  came  the  cause  of  women's  rights,  and  this  too  he  was 
quite  ready  to  consider ;  but  certain  tendencies  he  perceived  in 
this  movement  led  him,  after  a  time,  to  withhold  his  support. 

He  believed  it  would  be  good  for  the  race  generally  if  women 
qualified  as  medical  practitioners.  On  this  subject  he  was 
enthusiastic.  He  wrote  a  good  deal  about  it,  as  well  as  other 
matters,  under  the  nom-de-plume  of  "  Parson  Lot." 

It  will  be  seen  that  he  was  fairly  deep  in  the  questions  of  the 
day.  Science  he  was  convinced  could  walk  hand-in-hand  with 
religion  amicably  enough.  This  sounds  a  tame  idea  now,  but 
at  that  time  Bishops  had  not  got  over  being  called  monkeys  ; 
and  dallying  with  Darwin  was  a  first-class  misdemeanour. 
Once,  when  preaching  in  a  London  church  on  "  The  Message 
of  the  Church  to  the  Working  Man,"  the  incumbent  became  so 
infuriated  by  his  discourse  that  he  jumped  up  and  protested. 
A  rumpus  of  the  first  magnitude  ensued,  and  in  due  course  the 
thunders  were  invoked  in  the  shape  of  the  Bishop  of  London, 
who  decreed  that  Kingsley  should  preach  no  more  in  the  churches 
of  liis  diocese. 

A  controversy  that  troubled  him  far  more,  was  one  between 
himself  and  Newman  (afterwards  Cardinal  Newman). 

Kingsley  had  written  an  article  in  Macmillan' s  Magazine 
in  which  he  said  that  Newman  did  not  consider  truth  a  necessary 
virtue,  that  Papal  prerogatives  cannot  touch  the  civil  allegiance 
of  Catholics,  etc. 

The  main  point  at  issue  was  not  really  the  personal  integrity 
of   Doctor   Newman,    but   the   question   whether   the   Roman 

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Catholic  priesthood  are  encouraged  or  discouraged  to  pursue 
"  Truth  for  its  own  sake."  After  all,  Kingsley  said  nothing 
more  harsh  of  the  Church  of  Rome  than  Newman  had  already 
said  himself,  though  he  recanted  his  sayings  later. 

In  Newman  he  found  rather  more  than  his  match,  for  the 
to-be  Cardinal  was  a  highly-skilled  controversialist  and  scored 
points  heavily  against  his  antagonist. 

The  Bristol  riots,  which  Kingsley  had  seen  as  a  schoolboy 
at  Clifton,  awakened  his  interest  in  the  conditions  under  which 
the  working -classes  lived,  and  it  never  abated.  It  was  what 
he  saw  in  the  slums  of  his  father's  London  parish,  and  the 
condition  of  Eversley  when  first  he  went  there  as  a  curate, 
that  turned  his  attention  to  the  question  of  sanitation,  and 
he  achieved  great  things,  collecting  a  band  of  fellow-workers 
about  him  whose  efforts  materially  widened  his  sphere  of 
influence. 

He  preached  the  doctrine  of  fresh  air  and  cold  water  from 
the  pulpit  wherever  he  went,  and  his  methods  were  the  origin 
of  the  term  "  Muscular  Christianity  "  which  caught  the  popular 
fancy  as  only  empty  phrases  can  do.  Much  of  the  improvement 
in  sanitation  that  took  place  during  the  succeeding  quarter  of  a 
century  was  directly  or  indirectly  due  to  his  ceaseless  efforts. 

Kingsley  habitually  overworked  himself,  and  his  tempera- 
ment that  made  it  difficult  for  him  to  sit  through  a  meal  without 
jumping  up  and  fidgeting  about  the  room  at  intervals,  did  not 
help  him  to  take  much  rest,  however  urgently  needed.  Several 
times  he  was  obliged  to  go  abroad  for  a  holiday,  but  fishing  was 
his  favourite  method  of  recuperation.  The  days  he  loved  best 
were  spent  by  the  river  with  his  friend  Tom  Hughes,  and  when 
he  had  to  go  alone,  his  first  thought  was  always  to  let  his  friend 
hear  all  about  it. 

Kingsley  was  a  keen  naturalist  as  well  as  a  geologist.  It  is 
probably  true  that  he  was  interested  in  too  many  subjects,  for 
his  early  writings  gave  promise  of  considerably  greater  things 
than  he  ever  achieved.  His  volatile  nature  sent  him  on  a 
thousand  quests  and  always  prevented  him  concentrating  on 
one  theme,  which  might  have  given  a  really  great  writer  to  the 
world. 

As  it  is,  his  "Water  Babies"  is  an  exquisite  thing,  and,  like 
"  Alice  in  Wonderland,"  has  given  delight  to  more  grown-up 


The  Rev.  G.  Kingsley  83 

babies  than  almost  any  other  work  originally  meant^for  children. 
I  seldom  see  a  stream  in  flood  without  thinking  of  the  wonderful 
description  of  a  spate  in  "  Water  Babies,"  when  all  the  living 
things  of  the  river  awake  to  the  call  of  the  sea,  and  rush  down- 
stream crying,  "  Down  to  the  Sea,  Down  to  the  Sea  !  "  Salmon, 
eels,  and  the  evil  otters  forget  all  their  fears  and  jostle  one 
another  in  the  flood,  among  the  sticks  and  stones  and  other 
flotsam  of  the  spate,  all  intent  on  getting  down  to  the  sea.  It 
is  very  clever,  and  thrills  me,  making  me  feel  that  I  want  to 
jump  in  and  go  down  to  the  sea  too — just  as  I  am  sure  Kingsley 
felt  when  he  wrote  it. 

I  like  reading  his  fishing  letters,  and  am  glad  he  was  too  busy 
a  man  to  fish  as  often  as  he  liked.  It  would  have  been  too  sad 
if  he  had  grown  blase, 

Kingsley  often  had  correspondence  with  strangers  who  had 
heard  of  his  skill  as  a  naturalist  and  wrote  to  him  for  information 
or  advice.  There  was  an  interchange  of  letters  with  a  Mr. 
Stainton  over  some  wonderful  caddises  the  latter  possessed,  and 
which  they  both  became  quite  excited  about. 

As  Kingsley  grew  older  he  became  less  and  less  revolutionary 
in  his  views,  as  is  so  often  the  case.  In  the  course  of  time  his 
clerical  wild  oats  were  forgotten  or  forgiven,  and  he  was  ap- 
pointed chaplain  to  Queen  Victoria,  and  Canon  of  Westminster. 
The  Prince  of  Wales  (King  Edward  VII.)  was  probably  instru- 
mental in  getting  him  the  former  appointment,  as  he  was  very 
fond  of  Kingsley,  and  sent  down  Sir  William  Gull  from  London 
to  attend  him  in  his  last  illness  ;  while  the  Royal  children  tried 
to  amuse  their  kind  old  friend  by  sending  him  pictures  they  had 
drawn  for  him.  Not  long  before  his  death  he  was  fiUing  West- 
minster Abbey  with  vast  crowds  to  hear  him  preach,  but  it  was 
noticed  that  his  strength  was  failing,  and  shortly  afterwards  he 
took  to  his  bed  at  Eversley,  where  he  died  on  January  23rd, 
1875,  aged  fifty-six. 

Pneumonia  was  the  immediate  cause  of  his  death,  but  he 
had  been  reckless  of  his  health  from  the  day  that  the  doctors 
had  told  him  that  his  wife,  who  had  been  ill  for  some  time,  could 
not  hope  for  ultimate  recovery.  He  said  :  "  Then  my  own 
death-warrant  is  signed."  His  devotion  to  his  wife  was  touching 
and  picturesque.  She  was  lying  ill  in  bed  in  one  room  of  the 
rectory  while  her  husband  was  dying  in  another  ;    he  managed 


84       sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

to  reach  her  room  for  a  few  minutes,  and  then,  happy  and 
content  in  the  behef  that  they  were  not  going  to  be  parted, 
that  they  would  make  their  last  journey  together,  he  died. 

This,  however,  was  not  to  be,  for  she  lived  until  1891,  dying 
on  December  12th,  aged  seventy-seven. 

Kingsley  was  buried  in  Eversley  churchyard.  He  had 
arranged  all  the  details  of  his  own  funeral  some  time  before  he 
died.  His  parishioners,  who  loved  him,  carried  him  to  his  last 
resting-place.  Around  the  grave  was  gathered  a  large  crowd 
of  all  denominations  and  ranks. 

A  naval  officer  who  was  present  said  he  had  seen  many  state 
funerals,  but  had  never  seen  such  a  sight  as  Charles  Kingsley's 
presented.  Among  the  soldiers  attending  were  three  V.C.'s  : 
Colonel  Evelyn  Wood,  V.C.,  Colonel  Alfred  Jones,  V.C.,  Colonel 
Sir  Charles  Russell,  V.C.  The  Master  of  the  Garth  and  his 
hunt-servants  in  pink,  the  horses  and  hounds  stood  at  the  gate. 
The  Prince  of  Wales's  representative  was  there,  the  squire  of  the 
parish,  and  Governors  of  distant  colonies,  authors,  publishers  and 
Gypsies — who  called  him  their  "Priest  King,"  and  who  believed 
he  had  gone  to  Heaven  on  their  prayers.  For  months  after- 
wards they  continued  putting  flowers  on  his  grave. 

There  is  a  memorial  in  Westminster  Abbey  to  Kingsley's 
memory,  placed  there  by  his  admirers  and  friends  ;  and  another 
in  the  churchyard  at  Eversley  erected  on  the  grave  by  his  wife. 


Chapter  VIII 

The  Rev,  Charles  Slingsby — Lover  of  Nature  and  Sport — A  Bad  Fall — Curious 
Coincidence — Sir  Charles  Slingsby,  M.F.H. — His  Tragic  Death — The  Ferry- 
boat Disaster — Mr.  Clare  Vyner  Saves  a  Friend — Education  of  Rev.  Charles 
Slingsby — The  English  Church  Union — Marriage  and  Hunting  on  a  Small 
Income — Lord  William  Beresford  in  a  Ditch — Captain  Forester  Master  of 
the  Quorn — A  Yorkshire  Song — History  Repeats  Itself — Another  Tragedy 
— An  Impressive  Scene — Animal  Instincts — A  Devoted  Fox-Terrier- — Arch- 
bishop of  York  Preaches  a  Sporting  Sermon — A  Memorial  Window — A  Dis- 
covery at  Harrogate — A  Scarborough  Barber  Writes  Verses — Sir  Eric  Gcddcs 
at  Scriven. 


THE  REV.  CHARLES  SLINGSBY,  of  Scriven  Park,  was 
one  of  the  best-known  members  of  the  York  and 
Ainsty  Himt ;  a  man  of  marked  personahty,  with  the 
charming  smile  born  of  a  kindly  heart,  a  good  Churchman,  a 
high-principled,  kindly  neighbour,  genial  and  courteous  in  the 
extreme — qualities  that  endear  a  man  to  all  around  him. 

He  was  I-ord  of  the  Manor,  patron  of  two  livings,  magistrate 
of  the  West  Riding  of  Yorkshire,  a  keen  sportsman  and  a  true 
lover  of  nature,  appreciating  all  her  favours,  and  possessed  of 
great  courage.  Not  many  men  at  the  age  of  sixty-eight  would 
take  a  bad  fall  out  hunting  as  he  did  only  about  a  year  before 
he  died,  receiving  a  considerable  shaking  and  a  broken  rib  ;  but, 
nothing  daunted,  he  was  in  the  saddle  again  in  a  surprisingly 
short  space  of  time.  The  shock  alone,  without  the  broken  rib, 
would  have  taken  the  nerve  out  of  most  men  at  that  time  of  life. 

He  was  evidently  a  believer  in  my  theory  that  the  best  way 
after  a  spill  is  to  mount  again  as  soon  as  possible,  if  wishing  to 
retain  one's  nerve. 

Mr.  Slingsby  inherited  Scriven  Park  under  the  will  of  his 
uncle,  Sir  Charles  Slingsby,  the  tenth  and  last  baronet.  It  is  a 
curious  coincidence  that  two  Squires  of  Slingsby  should  have 
met  their  deaths  in  the  hunting-field,  and  both  while  out  with 
tlie  York  and  Ainsty. 

At  the  time  of  Sir  Charles's  death  he  was,  and  had  been  for 


86       Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

years,  Master  of  that  pack.  The  date  of  his  tragic  death  was 
February  4th,  1869. 

There  are  many  living  who  can  remember  that  terrible  day 
when  the  greater  part  of  Yorkshire  was  thrown  into  mourning, 
and  all  were  shocked  and  sad.  Some  of  the  rising  generation, 
and  others  to  come,  may  be  glad  to  know  the  particulars,  even 
if  briefly  told.  I  will  therefore  give  a  slight  resume  of  the  tragic 
occurrence  which  made  the  Rev.  Charles  Slingsby  owner  of  Scriven 
Park  after  the  death  of  his  cousin,  Mrs.  Emma  Louisa  Slingsby. 

The  hounds  had  met  at  Stainley  House  on  February  4th, 
1869,  and  were  running  a  fox  hard  from  Monkton  Whin,  when 
it  became  necessary  for  the  followers  to  cross  the  river  Ure,  at 
all  times  dangerous,  and  doubly  so  at  the  moment,  there  being 
a  raging  torrent  and  the  banks  all  flooded. 

A  rush  was  made  for  the  private  ferry  belonging  to  the 
Vyners  of  Newby  Hall.  In  the  hurry  and  excitement  of  the 
moment  thirteen  men  and  eleven  horses  crowded  into  the  boat, 
which  was  in  charge  of  two  of  the  Newby  gardeners  and  worked 
by  a  chain  :  they  are  included  in  the  thirteen  men.  This  was 
in  excess  of  its  proper  carrying  powers,  yet  all  might  have  been 
well  had  not  "  Saltfish,"  the  horse  ridden  by  the  Master,  kicked 
out  at  the  one  ridden  by  Sir  George  Wombwell,  which  en- 
deavoured to  return  the  compliment.  "  Saltfish,"  thinking 
such  close  quarters  were  not  to  his  liking,  promptly  jumped 
overboard  with  his  rider  ;  the  rest  of  the  boat-load,  without 
thinking  of  the  consequences,  rushed  over  to  that  side,  hoping  to 
be  able  to  help  Sir  Charles  :   the  result  was  the  boat  capsized. 

What  a  horrible  scene,  thirteen  men  and  eleven  horses 
struggling  and  plunging  about  in  the  torrent  !  The  names  of 
the  unfortunate  people  were  :  Sir  Charles  Slingsby,  Bart., 
M.F.H.,  Mr.  Edward  Lloyd  of  Lingcroft,  Capt.  Key,  Major 
Mussenden,  Capt.  Molyneux,  R.N.,  Mr.  Richard  Meysey 
Thompson,  Mr.  Clare  Vyner,  Mr.  White,  Sir  George  Wombwell, 
Bart.,  Mr.  James  Robinson,  William  Orvis  (kennel  huntsman), 
and  Christopher  and  James  Warriner,  the  two  ferrymen. 

Six  men  lost  their  lives  :  Sir  Charles  Slingsby,  Mr.  Edward 
Lloyd,  Mr.  James  Robinson,  William  Orvis,  and  the  two 
ferrymen.  Nine  horses  were  drowned,  the  only  two  who  escaped 
being"  Saltfish,"  who  was  the  cause  of  the  disaster,  and  ahorse 
named  "  Woodpigeon,"  belonging  to  Mr.  Meysey  Thompson. 


SIR   CHARLES    SLINGSBY,   M.F.H.,   BART. 

AND   HIS  HUNTER  "'  SALTFISH  " 


[Facing  p.  86. 


The    REV.    CHARLES   SLINGSBY 

OF    SCRIVEN    PARK 


Facing  p.  87. 


The  Rev.  Charles  Slingsby  87 

Mr.  Clare  Vyner,  who  was  a  strong  swimmer,  succeeded  in 
reaching  the  overturned  boat,  and  was  able  to  help  Sir  George 
Wombwell,  who  was  fortunately  carried  near,  by  a  friendly 
current  in  the  midst  of  the  swirling,  boiling  water,  and  was  no 
longer  able  to  help  himself,  being  thoroughly  exhausted. 

Thus  in  that  brief  hour  in  the  midst  of  their  pleasure  all  was 
changed  to  woe  for  those  left  to  mourn  them,  the  sun  gone  out 
of  the  lives  of  the  wives,  children,  and  lovers  ;  but  perchance 
those  who  had  gone  had  found  the  Sun. 

The  subject  of  this  chapter,  the  Rev.  Charles  Slingsby,  was 
born  at  Raskelfe  in  Yorkshire,  and  was  educated  at  Rossall 
School  and  St.  Edmund's  College,  Oxford.  A  story  told  of  one 
of  the  boys  at  this  school  amused  me. 

While  doing  his  gymnastic  exercises  he  fell  and  bit  his  tongue 
nearly  in  two,  so  several  stitches  had  to  be  put  in  to  keep  the 
unruly  member  in  order.  When  the  time  came  to  have  the 
stitches  taken  out  the  lad  sent  them  home  to  his  mother  in  a 
letter,  asking  her  to  be  sure  and  keep  them  ! 

When  at  college  two  of  Mr.  Slingsby's  greatest  friends  were 
Arthur  Lloyd,  afterwards  Bishop  of  Newcastle,  and  the  Rev. 
A.  Suckling,  who  was  later  vicar  of  St.  Albans,  Holborn  ;  it  is 
therefore  not  surprising  that  he  developed  into  a  Churchman  with 
pronounced  views  and  was  one  of  the  earliest  supporters  of  the 
English  Church  Union,  being  chairman  of  the  local  branch  at 
the  time  of  his  death. 

In  1860  Charles  Slingsby  was  ordained,  and  became  assistant 
curate  at  Helmsley  and  later  rector  of  Horswell,  where  he 
worked  for  thirteen  years,  during  which  time  he  devoted  himself 
to  the  rebuilding  of  the  church.  Following  this,  in  1880,  he 
became  rector  of  Kirby-Sigston,  where  he  remained  for  more 
than  twenty  years  ;  here  he  restored  the  church,  collecting 
£1,000  for  the  purpose  from  amongst  his  neighbours  and  friends. 

He  had  married  in  1873  Susan,  daughter  of  Charles  Reynard 
of  Beverley,  another  well-known  Yorkshire  family.  They  were 
a  brave  couple,  for  when  first  they  married  their  united  incomes 
did  not  come  up  to  £300  a  year !  Notwithstanding  this 
they  contrived  to  keep  a  couple  of  hunters,  with  the  helping 
hand  of  Mrs.  Slingsby's  sister,  who  was  a  well-known  sports- 
woman and  often  lent  them  mounts. 

I  have  observed  that  the  sport  enjoyed  by  members  of  some 


88        Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

of  these  small  establishments,  when  each  day  has  to  be  contrived 
and  carefully  thought  out,  has  far  outshone  the  pleasure  ex- 
perienced by  those  who  have  only  to  say  what  horse  they  will 
ride  and  what  time  the  car  has  to  be  at  the  door. 

Mr.  Slingsby  used  to  groom  his  own  horses,  or  rather  help 
to  groom  them,  and  he  occasionally  pressed  a  friend  into  the 
service.  There  was  a  certain  Jack  Parker  and  his  wife  who 
delighted  in  taking  a  turn  ;  the  lady,  not  being  tall,  had  to 
stand  on  an  upturned  bucket,  which  enabled  her  to  reach  to 
use  her  wisp  of  hay  effectively. 

After  succeeding  to  Scriven  there  was  no  longer  any  necessity 
to  contrive,  and  at  times  the  horses  hardly  had  enough  work  to 
do,  as  was  proved  once  when  Lord  William  Beresford  (who 
was  related  to  the  Slingsbys)  was  staying  with  them.  Being 
an  accomplished  whip,  he  had  been  asked  to  take  the  ribbons 
and  drive  himself  and  his  host  to  keep  some  appointment — I 
forget  where,  but  it  does  not  matter,  as  they  never  reached 
their  destination.  The  horses  were  so  fresh  not  even  Lord 
Bill's  masterly  handling  could  restrain  them.  If  I  remember 
rightly,  he  was  driving  tandem  in  a  dogcart ;  before  long  the 
horses  ran  away  and  landed  the  occupants  in  a  ditch.  Happily 
neither  was  much  the  worse. 

Captain  Forester,  Master  of  the  Quorn,  who  has  hunted 
that  pack  since  1905  up  to  the  time  of  writing  this  book,  was  a 
friend  of  Mr.  Slingsby's  and  always  liked  him  to  stay  there  each 
season  for  hunting,  providing  him  with  the  best  of  mounts. 
For  a  man  of  a  shy  and  retiring  nature,  Mr.  Slingsby  had  a 
number  of  warmly-attached  friends,  more  especially  as  he 
possessed  that  delightful  but  dangerous  gift  of  caricaturing  ; 
the  gift  was,  however,  perfectly  safe  in  his  hands. 

He  loved  the  Yorkshire  dialect  and  delighted  in  telling  stories 

in  the  vernacular,  and  told  them  well.     There  was  one  Yorkshire 

song  he  was  often  called  upon  to  sing,  and  as  it  is  now  difficult 

to  get,  some  north-country  folk  may  like  to  be  reminded  of  it. 

The  title  is  : 

LEEDS     CD     CHURCH 

I  was  at  home  wi'  my  fayther  and  mother,  I  never  had  no  fun  ; 
They  kept  me  at  it  fra'  morn  till  neet,  so  I  tliought  fra'  them  I'd  run. 
Leeds  fair  was  coming  on,  and  I  thought  I'd  have  a  spree. 
So  I  clapped  on  my  Sunday  coat  and  hat  and  went  away  merrily. 

With  a  bumpgey  bumpscy  bay, 

Ra  too  ra  roo  ra  laddiday. 


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First  thing  I  saw  was  a  great  big  mill,  I'd  never  seen  yon  afore, 

There  were  winnies  and  jennies  and  slubbers  and  spinnies  and  wheels  by  mony  a 

score, 
And  every  strap  had  a  wheel  and  every  wheel  had  a  strap. 
"  By  gum,"  says  I,  "  t'  maisterman  o'wd  Harry's  a  rare  strong  chap." 

With  a  bumpsey  bumpsey  bay,  etc. 

Next  thing  I  saw  were  Leeds  o'd  Church,  I'd  nubbut  been  i'  yon  i'  my  days, 
I  felt  almost  ashamed  of  mysen,  for  I  didn't  know  their  ways. 
There  v/ere  twenty  or  thirty  folk  i'  tubs  and  boxes  sat, 
When  up  comes  a' saucy  old  chap  ;  says  he,  "  Lad,  take  off  thy  hat." 

With  a  bumpsey  bumpsey,  etc. 

And  then  there  cam'  a  great  lord  mayor,  and  over  his  shoulder  a  club, 
And  he  donned  on  a  v/hite  sack-poke  and  gat  into  t'  topmost  tub, 
And  then  there  came  another  chap  and  I  think  they  called  him  Ned, 
And  he  gat  into  t'  bottommost  tub  and  mocked  what  t'other  chap  said. 

With  a  bumpsey  bumpsey,  etc. 

And  then  they  began  to  pray  and  to  preach,  they  prayed  for  George  our  king, 
Wlien  up  jumps  chap  in  t'  topmost  tub,  says  he,  "  Good  folk,  let's  sing." 
And  I  thought  some  sang  very  well,  while  others  did  grunt  and  groan. 
And  everyone  sang  what  they  liked,  so  I  sang  "  Bob  and  Joan." 

With  a  bumpsey  bumpsey,  etc. 

And  when  the  praying  and  preaching  were  over  and  the  folks  were  going  away, 
I  went  to  the  chap  in  t'  bottommost  tub  ;  says  I,  "  Lad,  what's  to  pay  ?  " 
"  Wliy,  now't,  my  lad,"  says  he  ;   by  gum,  I  were  right  fane, 
So  I  clicked  hold  of  my  old  club  stick  and  went  whistling  out  again. 

With  a  bumpsey  bumpsey,  etc. 

Besides  being  able  to  sing  a  good  song,  Mr.  Slingsby  had,  as 
I  have  already  stated,  a  fund  of  good  stories,  which  he  told  well. 
Once  when  coming  out  of  church  after  a  harvest  festival  one  of 
his  parishioners  attracted  his  attention  to  the  number  of  stacks 
in  his  yard,  and  with  pride  pointed  to  one,  saying,  "  That  one 
is  for  butcher's  meat — that  one  is  for  groceries  " — then,  coming 
to  the  largest — "  and  that  one  is  for  Gin  and  Warter." 

History  repeats  itself,  and  I  must  continue  now  with  the 
sad  story  of  how  the  Rev.  Charles  Slingsby  ended  his  days  in  a 
field  on  his  own  property  while  out  with  the  York  and  Ainsty. 

On  this  occasion  hounds  had  been  taken  to  the  Red  House 
Wood,  which  for  generations  has  been  the  property  of  the 
Slingsby s.  After  about  a  quarter  of  an  hour  a  fox  went  away 
on  the  south  side  ;  hounds  were  laid  on  and  began  to  run 
sharply  over  Thickpenny  Farm.  The  country  was  green  and 
fenced  with  strong  thorns,  well  cut  and  laid.  As  usual,  Mr. 
Slingsby  was  going  well  to  the  front,  and  while  putting  his 
liorse  at  one  of  these  bound  fences  it  pecked  heavily,  throwing 
its  rider  on  to  his  head  with  great  force,  breaking  his  neck.  It 
is  believed  that  death  was  instantaneous.     Most  of  the  field  had 


go       Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

gone  on,  not  knowing  anything  had  happened  ;  however,  a  few 
friends  were  near  :  one  galloped  off  for  a  doctor  and  fortunately 
met  one  on  his  rounds  in  a  car  about  two  miles  away.  He 
instantly  jumped  up  behind  the  messenger,  and  together  they 
galloped  back  across  country  to  where  that  pathetic  figure 
was  lying  so  still. 

Alas  !  there  was  nothing  to  be  done,  the  doctor  pronounced 
life  extinct  ;  the  only  comfort  he  could  offer  to  those  anxiously 
awaiting  his  verdict  was  that  he  could  have  suffered  no  pain. 

Then  followed  one  of  the  most  impressive  scenes  ever 
witnessed  in  the  hunting-field. 

There  had  been  no  doctor  out  with  the  hounds  that  day, 
but  there  had  been  another  hunting  parson,  the  Rev.  A.  S. 
Crawley,  rector  of  Bishopthorpe,  one  of  the  Archbishop's 
chaplains.  The  moment  the  doctor  pronounced  life  extinct  he 
held  a  service  over  his  comrade  as  he  lay  in  the  field  just  where 
he  had  fallen.  There  came  a  "  hush  "  while  all  the  members 
and  followers  of  the  hunt  gathered  close  around  as  if  to  keep  him 
still  with  them,  while  in  a  voice  shaken  with  emotion  the  rector 
from  Bishopthorpe  commended  the  soul  of  the  "  faithful  "  to 
the  care  of  the  Great  Unknown. 

All  lingered  for  a  few  moments  in  silent  prayer,  making  a 
beautiful  and  striking  picture,  bent  bare  heads,  scarlet  coats 
and  grief-stricken  faces,  some  of  the  field  having  been  sobered 
into  realising  for  the  first  time  that  "  in  the  midst  of  life  we  are 
in  death."  And  what  of  the  other  silent  witnesses,  the  birds 
and  the  beasts  ?  I  wonder  if  any  of  my  readers  have  ever 
noticed  the  restlessness  of  our  faithful  companions  when  in  the 
presence  of  that  great  mystery  which,  for  want  of  a  better  name, 
we  call  death ;  the  look  that  comes  into  their  eyes  betraying 
the  understanding  of  a  something  of  which  they  cannot  speak, 
the  look  of  something  troubling  them. 

I  have  seen  it  both  in  horses  and  dogs,  and  though  I  fear  I 
am  straying  away  from  my  subject,  I  must  give  one  instance  of 
this  instinct,  understanding,  or  whatever  it  may  be  in  animals. 

A  devoted  little  fox-terrier  once  quite  broke  me  down  when 
I  was  most  needing  my  self-control. 

I  was  helping  a  dear  friend  to  nurse  her  husband  in  India ; 
he  was  dying  from  dysentery  and  fever.  The  end  was  very 
near.    His  little  fox-terrier  that  always  slept  on  the  end  of  his 


The  Rev.  Charles  Slingsby  91 

bed   had  been  restless  and  miserable  for  some  days,   hardly 
taking  his  eyes  from  his  master's  face. 

We  had  wished  to  move  poor  "  Pickles  "  some  time  before, 
but  our  patient  objected  and  begged  us  not  to  take  his  pet  awa3\ 

Suddenly  the  dog  began  to  whine,  poked  his  nose  into  the 
listless  hand  on  the  bed,  stood  still  and  stiff  for  a  moment, 
looking  enquiringly  at  the  figure  lying  so  still,  then  jumped  off 
the  bed  and  began  to  do  all  the  tricks  his  master  had  taught  him. 
First  he  stood  on  his  head  against  the  wall,  which  required  the 
most  careful  manoeuvring  ;  then  jumped  round  after  his  own 
tail,  sat  up  and  begged,  brought  his  master's  slippers  ;  then, 
receiving  no  applause,  with  frightened,  worried  eyes  stood  by 
the  bed. 

We  noticed  a  change  come  over  our  patient,  and  "  Pickles  " 
noticed  it  too,  for  suddenly  his  coat  stood  on  end,  and  staring, 
he  shivered  and  trembled,  then  throwing  up  his  head,  howled 
dismally.  He  would  allow  neither  of  us  to  touch  him,  not  even 
the  poor  widow,  who  wished  to  weep  with  him. 

I  wonder  if  Mr.  Slingsby's  mount  knew  what  it  had  done. 
I  think  animals  know  and  understand  much  more  than  we  give 
them  credit  for. 

The  funeral  of  Mr.  Slingsby,  or  the  "  Squire,"  as  many 
called  him,  took  place  at  the  quiet  little  parish  church  of  Moor 
Monkton,  on  the  Slingsby  estate,  as  he  had  expressed  a  wish  in 
his  lifetime  that  when  he  was  called  away  he  would  like  to  be 
laid  to  rest  under  the  shadow  of  its  nine-hundred-years-old 
walls  and  within  sound  of  the  bells. 

Anyone  who  thinks  lightly  of  sporting  parsons  should  have 
been  at  that  service  ;  they  would  have  felt  for  evermore  ashamed 
of  themselves,  for  they  could  not  have  failed  to  see  how  deeply 
loved  and  respected  the  "  Squire  "  was,  and  would  have  heard 
many  a  whispered  story  of  his  goodness.  Gratitude  is  not  a 
marked  feature  in  our  present-day  state  of  civilisation  ;  there 
must  have  been  something  very  special  about  Mr.  Slingsby  to 
attract  people  and  make  them  love  him  as  they  did. 

The  coffin  was  made  of  plain  oak  from  off  the  property,  and 
was  carried  shoulder-high  by  retainers  from  the  estate,  preceded 
by  the  hunt  servants  in  their  scarlet  coats. 

■  --j^A  cross   of  scarlet  geraniums  rested   on  the  coffin,   beside 
which  lay  his  whip  and  spurs. 


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Only  a  few  of  the  hundreds  who  attended  the  funeral  were 
able  to  find  room  in  the  church. 

The  "  Squire  "  was  lowered  into  his  moss  and  violet  lined 
grave  that  had  been  arranged  by  the  villagers'  loving  hands. 

As  the  parishioners  who  were  unable  to  bring  more  costly 
tributes  of  affection  filed  past  the  open  grave,  they  threw  in 
sprigs  of  gorse  from  the  whin  close  by,  where  but  a  few  days 
before  he  had  been  hunting. 

The  death  of  this  fine  old  sporting  parson  gave  rise  to  what 
I  believe  to  be  a  unique  incident  in  ecclesiastical  history,  namely, 
a  sermon  on  Hunting  Parsons  by  an  Archbishop  of  the  Estab- 
lished Church. 

On  November  16th,  1913,  the  Archbishop  of  York  dedicated 
a  stained  glass  window  and  a  memorial  brass  to  Mr.  Slingsby's 
memory  at  Moor  Monkton  Church.  Both  had  been  erected 
by  members  of  the  York  and  Ainsty  hunt  and  a  few  other 
friends. 

Before  referring  to  this  remarkable  appreciation  of  a  hunting 
parson  by  Archbishop  Lang,  I  think  the  window  and  brass  are 
worthy  of  description,  and  I  should  like  to  picture  to  those 
who  have  not  seen  the  memorial  something  of  its  beauty. 

The  subjects  are  so  appropriate.  On  the  left  is  Saint  Hubert, 
patron  saint  of  the  chase.  He  is  shown  in  hunting-dress,  and 
the  stag  with  the  crucifix  between  the  antlers  is  introduced  by 
his  side,  which,  according  to  the  legend,  appeared  to  the  saint 
vfhen  he  was  hunting  in  the  forest  and  brought  about  his 
conversion.     Saint  Hubert  was  afterwards  bishop  of  Liege. 

On  the  right-hand  light  is  depicted  Saint  Francis  of  Assisi, 
the  lover  of  nature. 

The  saint  is  shown,  according  to  the  legend,  ministering  to 
the  birds,  which  had  assembled  to  meet  him,  and,  having  re- 
ceived his  message,  did  not  fly  away  until  he  gave  them  his 
blessing  and  made  the  sign  of  the  Cross— when  they  formed 
themselves  into  the  shape  of  a  cross,  and  flew  away  east,  west, 
south,  and  north,  singing  wondrous  songs. 

Under  the  window  in  old  English  letters  is  : 

"  To  the  glory  of  God,  and  in  affectionate  memory  of  the 
Rev.  Charles  Slingsby  of  Scriven  Park,  Knaresborough,  who  was 
killed  while  hunting  on  his  own  property,   close  to  the  Red 


The  Rev.  Charles  Slingsby  93 

House,  on  November  15th,  1912,  in  his  70th  year,  and  buried  in 
the  Churchyard,  this  brass  and  window  were  erected  by  the 
members  of  the  York  and  Ainsty  Hunt  and  his  friends  in 
Yorkshire." 

Here  are  some  quotations  from  the  address,  which  should  be 
taken  to  heart  by  any  anti-hunting  cleric  in  the  land,  for  it  is 
quite  free  from  dogmatism  and  the  red  tape  of  officialdom,  and 
is  inspired  by  that  straightforward  open-air  Christianity  of 
which  the  good  squire's  life  had  been  emblematic. 

All  in  that  crowded  church  were  united  by  one  great  sym- 
pathy, dignified,  impressive,  picturesque.  The  Archbishop  in 
his  robes  (attended  by  his  Chaplain,  who  had  held  the  little 
service  in  the  field,  and  his  apparitor,  Mr.  Bonner)  delivered 
an  address  worthy  of  note,  an  exhortation  to  the  living  as  well 
as  a  paean  to  the  dead. 

Two  Bible  phrases  were  chosen  as  leit-motifs  for  the  address  : 
"  A  man  of  the  field."  and  "  A  faithful  priest."  Archbishop 
Lang  said  :  "  Hunting  is  a  sport  which  develops  some  of  the 
finest  qualities  of  human  courage  and  endurance,  readiness  to 
face  risks,  comradeship.  ... 

"  There  are  many  kindly  courtesies,  both  to  man  and  beast, 
which  spring  naturally  from  the  sport  of  the  field.  .  .  ." 

Turning  to  the  significance  of  hunting  in  these  days  of  social 
unrest,  he  went  on  : 

"  At  a  time  when  we  know  that  one  of  our  greatest  dangers 
is  the  severance  of  the  classes,  here  is  something  which  quite 
simply,  naturally,  and  spontaneously  draws  the  classes  together 
— peer  and  squire,  business  man  and  farmer  meet  upon  a 
common  ground.  .  .  . 

"  This,  too,  is  a  time  when  we  are  all  doing  what  we  can 
to  think  how  to  increase  the  resources,  the  pleasures,  and  the 
attractions  of  country  life,  and  here  is  a  sport  which,  once  again 
quite  simply  and  naturally,  gives  just  such  a  special  feature  and 
interest  to  life  in  the  country." 

Here  His  Lordship  became  somewhat  entangled  in  the 
intricacies  of  hunting  terminology,  by  referring  to  "  even  the 
labourer,  when  he  feels  the  stirring  of  the  meet,  or  sees  the 
sudden  burst  of  hounds  and  horses,  gets  just  one  of  those  fresh 
incidents,  sights,  and  scenes  in  what  otherwise  is  often  a  very 


94       Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

monotonous  life."  If  correctly  reported  he,  of  course,  referred 
to  the  quickening  of  the  pulses  which  even  the  labourer  shares 
when  confronted  with  the  pageantry  of  sport ;  and  although  not 
himself  a  sportsman,  there  can  be  no  doubt  as  to  his  opinion  of 
them,  after  the  following  passage  : 

"  I  think  it  is  true  that  some  of  the  very  best  Yorkshire 
Christians  who  have  ever  lived  have  been  keen  sportsmen.  ..." 

Then,  as  a  last  reference  to  Mr.  Slingsby,  he  summed  up  his 
life  admirably  : 

"  He  was  one  of  those — and  I  think  there  should  be  more  of 
them  in  the  ranks  of  the  clergy — who  loved  the  country  for  its 
own  sake,  who  loved  the  people,  the  birds  and  the  beasts  who 
inhabit  it." 

So  Mr.  Slingsby  was  "  A  man  of  the  field,"  but  he  was  also 
a  "  faithful  priest."  For  thirty-six  years  of  his  life  he  had  been 
an  earnest,  faithful  servant  of  the  Church  in  Yorkshire. 

After  this  appreciation  from  the  Archbishop  any  description 
of  mine  concerning  Mr.  Slingsby  would  be  superfluous. 

The  Slingsbys  are  an  old  north-country  family  who  fought 
for  their  king  in  the  Battle  of  Flodden  in  1513.  The  monuments 
in  Knaresborough  Church  attest  the  antiquity  and  fame  of  the 
family. 

One  of  Mr.  Charles  Slingsby's  ancestors.  Sir  William  Slings- 
by, was  the  reputed  discoverer  of  Harrogate  mineral  springs  ; 
he  was  Commissioner-General  in  1595  and  honorary  Carver  to 
Anne,  Queen  Consort,  in  1603  ;  in  that  same  year  he  was 
knighted.  He  was  a  great  traveller,  and  during  his  journeyings 
tasted  the  chalybeate  waters  in  Germany  and  at  once  recognised 
the  virtue  of  what  is  known  as  the  "  Old  Spa  "  or  Tewitt  well 
on  the  Spray  at  Harrogate.  This  was  about  1596,  when  the 
whole  district  was  merely  part  of  the  old  Forest,  and  Knares- 
borough the  chief  town.  It  was  not,  however,  until  nearly  a 
hundred  years  later  that  the  valuable  properties  of  the  waters 
became  recognised,  and  for  a  long  time  there  was  only  one  inn, 
or  hotel,  as  we  should  now  name  it,  where  people  could  stay. 

Sir  William's  son  Henry  also  gave  this  country  something 
by  which  he  may  be  remembered.  As  Master  of  the  Mint  in  the 
time  of  Charles  II.  he  was  author  of  the  motto  on  the  coinage, 
"  Decus  et  Tutamen." 

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since  the  granting  of  the  first  baronetcy  there  have  been 
seven  generations  of  the  family  at  Scriven,  and  no  fewer  than 
five  of  the  holders  of  the  title  died  unmarried  or  without 
children. 

Beyond  the  heirlooms  in  the  house  of  Scriven  there  is  little 
to  show  of  its  associations  with  mediaeval  times. 

In  Sir  Henry  Slingsby's  time  (the  Royalist),  in  his  diary  he 
refers  to  "  that  rotten  house  at  Scriving."  So  unsatisfactory 
was  it  at  that  time,  that  it  became  necessary  to  borrow  furniture 
from  his  tenants  before  he,  his  wife,  and  daughter  could  stay 
there  on  taking  possession. 

I  must  refer  again  for  a  moment  to  the  ferry-boat  disaster 
when  Sir  Charles  Slingsby  lost  his  life,  as  I  have  heard  so  many 
different  versions  of  the  accident  and  what  everybody  did  in  the 
excitement  of  the  moment,  I  hardly  know  what  to  believe.  One 
eye-witness  told  me  Mr.  Clare  Vyner  was  the  only  man  to  save 
life  that  day  ;  another  tells  me  that  Mr.  Meysey  Thompson 
received  the  Humane  Society's  medal  for  saving  life  on  that 
fatal  day,  and  he  was  the  only  person  who  did  so. 

Then,  again,  there  has  been  some  controversy  as  to  the 
number  of  Vyners  present  on  the  boat ;  some  say  Captain  Bob 
was  there  as  well  as  Mr.  Clare,  but  this  was  not  the  case,  for 
Captain  Bob  witnessed  the  accident  when  on  the  banks  of  the 
river  with  Lord  Harewood  and  Lord  Downe  :  all  were  trying  to 
think  of  some  way  of  helping  those  in  the  water,  but  the  accident 
happened  on  the  far  side  of  the  river. 

At  last  Captain  Bob  Vyner,  unable  to  bear  inaction  any 
longer,  pulled  off  his  boots  and  plunged  into  the  angry  swollen 
river  and  all  but  succeeded  in  rescuing  Mr.  Lloyd ;  but  he  was  a 
big  heavy  man  and  too  much  for  Captain  Bob,  who  had  to  give 
up  his  heroic  efforts  and  make  for  the  banks,  being  himself  in  an 
exhausted  condition. 

After  a  few  moments  to  regain  his  breath  he  once  more 
plunged  in,  and  with  help  from  the  bank  in  the  shape  of  planks, 
lashed  whips,  etc.,  was  able  to  assist  in  saving  one  or  two  who 
were  nearly  drowned. 

Poor  Mr.  Robinson,  who  had  hunted  regularly  for  years 
with  the  York  and  Ainsty,  occupying  rooms  in  York  each  winter 
for  that  express  purpose,  and  who  was  known  amongst  his 
friends  as  "  Fluffy,"  had  always  had  a  marked  dislike  to  crossing 


96       Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

water,  even  at  a  ford  ;  he  also  had  a  strong  feehng  about 
thirteen  being  an  unlucky  number. 

By  the  kind  permission  of  Horse  and  Hound  I  give  below 
some  verses  composed  by  a  Scarborough  hairdresser  in  con- 
nection with  this  accident. 

The  Key  below  answers  to  the  number,  which  may  be  of 
assistance  to  those  not  well  acquainted  with  Yorkshire  an;] 
Yorkshire  folk. 

A   Memorable  Day 

WITH 

The  York  and  Ainsty  Foxhounds 
At  Stainley  House, 
Feb.  4th,    1869. 

A  POEM  by  Alfred  John  Tugwell,  Scarboro'. 
Published  in  the  Yorkshire  Chronicle,  Feb.  13th,  1869. 

"  Good  morning,  gentlemen  !     Good  morn  ! 

I'm  glad  to  see  you  here  ! — 
Keep  off  that  hound,  sir,  if  you  please — 

Don't  bring  your  horse  too  near. 

"  Good  morning,  Downe  !  (i)   You're  down  for  sport. 

Ah,  Lascelles,  {^)  how  d'ye  do  ? 
Fine  day.  Sir  George  !  (*)    Well,  Robinson  !  (*) 

How  are  you,  Molyneux  ?  (*) 

"The  scent  vnW  lie  this  morning,  Lloyd,  (*) 

Make  ready  for  the  fun  ; 
A  fox  was  seen  in  Monkton  Whin, 

We're  safe  to  get  a  run. 

"  Come,  Mussenden,  (')  we'll  move  away  ; 

I  see  'tis  half -past  ten." 
Thus  spake  Sir  Charles,  (8)  the  gentleman 

Of  Yorksliire's  gentlemen. 

The  whin  was  tried,  and  Reynard  broke 

The  gorse  without  delay. 
Sir  Charles  exclaimed,  "  Pull  up  your  girths, 

We'll  show  you  sport  to-day." 

The  hounds  were  laid  upon  the  scent, 

Their  music  filled  the  air  ; 
The  boldest  riders  rushed  in  front, 

And  all  was  bright  and  fair. 

The  fox  was  of  a  right  good  sort  ; 

He  gaily  led  the  chase 
O'er  meadow,  fallow,  dale,  and  hill. 

Nor  ever  slacked  Ixis  pace. 


The  Rev.  Charles  Slingsby  97 

For  sixty  minutes  he  defied 

The  York  and  Ainsty  hounds, 
Then  ran  towards  the  river  Ure, 

Near  Lady  Mary's  grounds.  (») 

He  took  the  stream  right  gallantly, 

And  laved  his  weary  flanks  ; 
He  lapped  a  cool,  refreshing  draught. 

Then  climbed  the  northern  banks. 

The  hoimds  dashed  in  the  swollen  stream,  (^o) 

All  keen  upon  their  prey  ; 
The  foremost  horsemen  eyed  the  flood 

With  doubt  and  dark  dismay. 

Sir  Charles  cried  out,  "  We'll  ride  down  stream. 

And  take  the  ferry-boat — 
As  oft  before  we've  had  to  do — 

And  o'er  the  water  float." 

A  score  of  horsemen  galloped  fast 

Down  to  the  wherry  side. 
All  eager  to  secure  a  place, 

And  cross  the  rushing  tide. 

They  urged  the  boatman  (^^)  to  be  quick. 

Also  the  boatman's  son  ; 
Or  they  would  mar  the  royal  sport 

Of  such  a  splendid  run. 

Full  soon  the  wherry-boat  contained 

Within  its  ample  space  (i*) 
Sir  Charles  and  ten  more  men  (^»)  with  steeds. 

Intent  upon  the  chase. 

The  boat  was  pushed  from  off  the  shore. 

And  as  she  left  the  strand 
The  only  men  whose  hearts  were  sad 

Were  those  upon  the  land. 

Just  then  Sir  Charies's  "  Old  Saltfish  "  (i*) 

Grew  restive,  kicked  and  shied  ; 
He  reared  aloft,  then  madly  plunged 

Beneath  the  surging  tide. 

Sir  Charles  was  dragged  into  the  deep  ; 

A  rush  was  made  to  save  ; 
The  boat  capsized,  when  steeds  and  men 

Were  struggling  'neath  the  wave. 

Clare  Vyner  was  the  first  to  rise. 

And  seized  the  upturned  boat ; 
He  scrambled  up  its  slimy  side. 

And  kept  himself  afioat. 

He  saw  Sir  George,  of  Newburgh  Park, 

Stern,  resolute,  and  brave  ; 
He  grasped  his  manly  form,  and  saved 

Him  from  a  watery  grave. 

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98        Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

The  men  upon  the  bank  now  strove 

To  lend  a  helping  hand. 
By  logs  of  wood,  and  whipthongs  tied, 

Brought  many  safe  to  land. 

"  But  where  is  Slingsby  ?     Edward  Lloyd  ? 

The  Warriners  ?     The  '  Whip  '  ? 
Ned  Robinson  ?     Can  it  be  true 

Death  holds  them  in  his  grip  ? 

"  Speak  !  speak  !  and  tell  if  they  be  safe, 

Ye  men  who  stand  around  ! 
Have  any  seen  them  come  ashore, 

Or  have  they  all  been  drowned  ?  " 

Sir  Charles  and  Lloyd  were  seen  to  swim 

Towards  the  southern  bank  ; 
When,  quite  exhausted  and  outspent. 

They  in  the  middle  sank. 

"  Go  fetch  some  boats,  and  poles,  and  lines, 

We'll  drag  the  river's  bed  ; 
Strain  every  nerve  to  save  each  man — 

They  may  not  yet  be  dead  !  " 

Four  boats  were  brought,  the  river  searched — 

Alas  !  'twas  all  in  vain  ; 
Six  bodies  to  the  surface  came 

That  ne'er  would  breathe  again. 

Eight  horses,  too,  were  drowned  that  day, 

Of  purest  hunting  blood  ; 
•'  Old  Saltfish,"  who  had  caused  the  woe, 

Was  rescued  from  the  flood. 

Poor  SHngsby's  watch  had  stopped  at 

Fifty  minutes  after  one, 
Precisely  indicating  when 

The  deadly  work  was  done. 

•  •  •  • 

Thus  closed  in  darkest  gloom  the  day, 

A  day  so  well  begun. 
Ah  !  sure,  no  hunting  page  can  tell 

Of  such  a  fatal  run. 

Ye  men  of  England's  noblest  sport 

Together  mingle  tears  ; 
Bow  down  the  head  in  silent  grief 

Around  these  mournful  biers. 

Prepare  a  set  of  marble  scrolls, 

Erect  them  o'er  their  graves  ; 
Portraying  how  these  gallant  men 

Were  drowned  beneath  the  waves. 

KEY 

(1)  Viscount  Downe,  of  Danby  Lodge.  (2)  Lord  Lascelles,  of  Harewood. 
(3)  Sir  George  Wombwell,  of  Newburgh  Park.  (4)  Edmund  Robmson,  Esq.,  of 
Thorpe  Green.  (5)  Captain  Molyneux,  Thorpe  Arch.  (6)  Edward  Lloyd,  Esq., 
of  Lingcroft.     (7)  Major  Mussenden,  8th  Hussars.     (8)  Sir  Charles  Shngsby,  of 


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Scriven  Park,*  Master  of  the  pack.  (9)  Lady  Mary  Vyner,  of  Newby  Hall.  (10) 
About  sixty  yards  wide.  (11)  C.  Warriner  and  son,  gardeners  and  ferrymen  at 
Newby  Hall.  (12)  Nine  and  a  half  yards  long  by  three  and  a  half  yards  wide. 
(13)  Sir  Charles  Slingsby,  Sir  George  Wombwell,  Major  Mussenden,  the  Hon. 
Henry  and  Captain  Molyneux,  Captain  Key  (Fulford),  Clare  Vyner,  Esq. 
(Newby  Hall),  E.  Lloyd,  Esq.,  E.  Robinson,  Esq.,  Captain  White,  15th  Hussars, 
W.  Orvis,  the  "  Whip,"  C.  Warriner  and  son.  (14)  Sir  Charles  Slingsby's  old 
and  favourite  hunter. 

1  Scriven  Park  is  now  in  the  occupation  of  Sir  Eric  Geddes. 


Chapter  IX 

Dean  Hole — Church  Reformer — Horticulturist — Raconteur — Youthful  Artist- 
Love  of  Games — "Wrote  Plays  at  the  Age  of  Ten — Dramatic  Scenes — First  Ac- 
cepted Poem — Experiences  of  the  Wicked  World — Owes  £300 — Talk  of  Duels 
— Early  Hunting  Days — A  Lethargic  Mount — Overcome  with  Grief — Some 
Rufford  Meets — Lord  Manners'  Impressive  Arrival — Sarcasm — Wellington 
with  the  Belvoir — John  Leech  Fawned  on — Famous  Archers — A  Forgotten 
Custom — Dean  Hole  to  the  Rescue — Thackeray  and  Sir  John  Tenniel — The 
Dean  Organises  Rose-Shows — Breaks  the  Law — His  Views  on  Temperance. 

NOT  SO  very  many  years  ago  no  big  rose-show  would  have 
been  complete  without  the  burly  figure  of  Dean  Hole 
towering  above  the  crowd  with  his  six  feet  three  inches 
of  height  and  careless  mass  of  silvered  hair,  from  under  which 
his  kindly  eyes  smiled  on  everybody.  Author,  horticulturist, 
Church  reformer,  sportsman,  and  brilliant  raconteur,  Dean  Hole 
was  one  of  the  best-known  and  most  striking  Church  of  England 
clerics  throughout  the  best  part  of  the  nineteenth  century.  He 
was  a  surprisingly  versatile  man,  and  among  his  other  accom- 
plishments might,  by  his  own  account,  have  also  been  an  artist 
if  his  mother  had  not  discouraged  him  from  painting  his  baby 
sister  with  his  first  sixpenny  box  of  paints  ! 

What  art  lost  the  Church  gained  on  this  occasion,  for  Hole 
was  destined  to  bring  the  influence  of  a  commanding  personality 
into  the  ecclesiastical  field  at  a  time  when  the  Church  had  fallen 
on  evil  days  and  needed  just  such  men  as  Hole  and  Kingsley, 
who  both  did  incalculable  good,  each  after  his  own  fashion ; 
but  I  touch  on  Dean  Hole's  clerical  activities  more  fully 
later. 

As  a  sportsman  his  experience  was  a  wide  one,  including  the 
now  more  or  less  defunct  archery.  Cricket  he  loved,  and 
remained  a  member  of  several  cricket  clubs  till  late  in  life  ;  he 
believed  in  the  game  as  a  first-class  amusement  for  the  working- 
man,  and  therefore  to  be  supported  with  all  the  means  at  his 
disposal.  He  was  often  the  guest  of  both  cricket  and  football 
clubs.     Fishing  he  was   fond    of,    but   was  a  better  shot  than 


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fisherman,  and  took  out  game  licences  without  a  break  for  half 
a  century  ;  while  he  hunted  steadily  all  his  life  until  old  age 
and  seventeen  stone  made  him  reluctantly  give  up  riding. 

His  early  youth  was  spent  at  Caunton  Manor,  Newark,  his 
parents'  home,  and  he  abandoned  the  demure  joys  of  a  rocking- 
horse  for  the  fiercer  delights  of  pony-riding  at  the  age  of  four, 
when  the  family  coachman  took  this  branch  of  his  education  in 
hand.  Before  he  was  many  years  older  the  leading  rein  was 
abandoned  and  a  cob  supplanted  the  pony.  When  he  was 
about  ten  he  began  writing  plays,  which  he  acted  with  his  little 
sister.  That  he  had  an  eye  for  dramatic  situations  is  clear  from 
the  first  act  of  one  of  these  plays,  which  begins  :  Act.  I. — 
"  Enter  a  man  swimming  for  his  life."  If  he  had  lived  in  the 
days  of  cinema  play-writing  he  would  have  had  a  great  success  ! 
Our  present-day  actor-managers  have  their  little  weaknesses, 
and  it  was  not  surprising  that,  being  author-actor-manager, 
Hole  should  write  leading  parts  for  himself  in  which  he  nearly 
always  appeared  in  the  admiration-compelling  role  of  a  hero 
just  returning  from  the  field  of  battle.  Wearying  of  the  drama, 
he  took  to  verse,  and  actually  got  a  poem  about  the  death  of 
William  IV.  accepted  by  the  Nottingham  Journal,  which  was 
not  bad  for  a  ten-year-old. 

It  was  a  toss-up  whether  he  should  go  into  the  army — ^those 
were  the  days  of  bought  commissions,  which  the  Duke  of 
Cambridge  maintained  were  the  backbone  of  the  army,  and 
without  which  the  Service  would  go  to  pieces — or  whether  he 
should  go  to  Oxford.  The  latter  scheme  was  adopted,  but 
first  of  all  he  sallied  out  to  see  the  world.  Judging  by  his  plays 
he  was  a  youth  who  longed  for  adventures  ;  and  if  this  was  so, 
he  was  not  long  in  finding  one,  for  no  sooner  had  he  arrived  in 
Paris  than  he  fell  in  with  three  most  agreeable  fellow-countrymen 
whose  charm  of  manner  and  dashing  worldliness  quite  fascinated 
the  boy.  Having  first  taken  the  precaution  of  leading  him  to 
a  shooting-gallery,  where  they  impressed  him  with  their  remark- 
able skill  with  pistols,  they  proceeded  to  stand  him  a  dinner  in 
the  most  hospitable  manner,  after  which  they  played  cards 
until  he  was  in  their  debt  to  the  tune  of  something  like  £300. 

He  rose  to  the  occasion  remarkably  well,  considering  he  was 
a  mere  boy  and  thrown  entirely  on  his  own  resources  for  the  first 
time.     He  felt  sure  he  had  been  cheated,  and  calmly  announced 


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that  until  he  had  made  certain  enquiries  about  them  next  day 
he  did  not  propose  to  settle  up  !  Of  course  this  caused  much 
wild  and  whirling  talk  of  instant  satisfaction,  duels  to  the 
death,  and  so  on,  but  he  stuck  to  his  guns  and  went  back  to  his 
hotel.  Next  morning  enquiries  at  the  office  of  the  Procureur  du 
Roy  elicited  the  information  that  his  charming  friends  of  the 
night  before  were  notorious  sharpers,  and  he  heard  no  more  of 
them.  What  seemed  to  tickle  him  most  about  the  affair  was 
that  while  he  had  paid  them  nothing,  they  had  given  him  an 
excellent  champagne  dinner. 

The  first  cob  on  which  he  hunted  was  of  a  lethargic  tempera- 
ment, and  occasionally  gave  a  deep  sigh  and  slowly  lay  down 
from  sheer  boredom  while  waiting  outside  a  covert.  Slight 
refreshers  were  necessary  with  the  whip  to  cut  short  these  dozes. 
A  much  more  curious  instance,  more  or  less  of  the  same  sort, 
happened  to  him  later  in  life  while  hacking  home  on  a  very  old 
but  excellent  hunter.  It  suddenly  stopped  and  appeared  to 
drop  dead  under  him.  Overcome  with  grief,  he  extricated 
himself  and  stood  by  the  body  of  his  old  favourite,  thinking 
over  all  the  beautiful  traits  in  its  character  and  mourning  its  loss. 
He  had  almost  made  up  his  mind  to  remove  its  saddle  and  bridle 
and  leave  it  alone  in  its  glory,  when  the  horse  came  to  life  and 
began  carelessly  cropping  the  grass  within  its  reach,  while  it 
settled  itself  into  a  still  more  comfortable  position.  Like  the 
mother  who  heartily  spanks  the  child  that  has  just  failed  to  be 
run  over  by  a  motor-car,  the  Dean's  grief  suddenly  turned  to 
indignation,  and  the  rest  of  the  homeward  journey  was  per- 
formed at  a  smart  trot. 

He  had  very  decided  views  on  whether  parsons  should  hunt 
or  not.  He  believed  they  should  certainly  hunt,  or  enjoy  any 
other  manly  sport,  so  long  as  it  did  not  involve  betting  or 
interfere  with  their  work  or  embarrass  them  financially.  His 
own  limit  was  one  day  a  week  with  hounds.  Another  rule  he 
would  have  liked  to  make  Avas  that  if  a  parson  wished  to  hunt  he 
must  ride  straight,  otherwise  he  had  better  stop  at  home.  He 
often  expressed  this  view,  and  I  must  say  I  do  not  agree  with  it. 

He  rode  hard  himself,  while  in  his  prime,  but  I  cannot  see 
why  a  parson  or  anybody  else  who  goes  hunting  as  a  relaxation 
from  work  should  not  enjoy  himself  in  his  own  way,  so  long  as 
he  docs  not  interfere  with  anybody  else.     He  may  be  riding  a 


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fat  cob  which  is  also  the  only  thing  his  wife  has  to  drive  ;  he 
may  be  fat  himself,  or  infirm  ;  he  may  honestly  prefer  to  potter 
— a  thousand  good  and  sufficient  reasons  might  be  given  why 
he  should  not  ride  hard  or  straight  which  would  be  quite 
satisfactory  to  my  mind. 

In  the  case  of  the  parson  it  is  perhaps  different ;  it  would 
not  be  conducive  to  mutual  respect  if  the  parishioners  thought 
him  a  funk  and  he  was  aware  of  the  fact,  and  no  one  knows 
better  than  the  parson  how  ready  his  flock  is  to  criticise  ;  so 
no  doubt  Dean  Hole  thought  the  parson  should  ride  straight  as 
an  indication  of  strength  of  character,  pluck,  and  so  forth,  even 
at  the  risk  of  laying  up  the  family  cob. 

His  views  were  much  the  same  about  women  hunting.  He 
said  he  liked  to  see  any  number  of  them  at  the  meet,  but  he 
would  wish  only  those  who  were  really  competent  and  ex- 
perienced horsewomen  to  follow  the  pack  across  country.  In 
those  days  they  wore  the  dangerous  long  habit,  and  only  rode 
on  side-saddles,  so  that  he  had  the  argument  that  these  two  facts 
added  materially  to  their  danger.  This  was  true  to  some  extent, 
I  dare  say,  but  I  disagree  with  him  even  then.  One  hears  the 
same  sort  of  thing  being  said  by  the  older  generation  to  this  day. 
I  contend  that  those  who  really  desire  to  exclude  the  other  half 
of  the  human  race  from  the  field  should  stay  at  home  them- 
selves, and  then  their  sensibilities  would  not  be  hurt. 

In  his  early  days  he  hunted  with  the  Rufford  in  the  palmy 
days  of  the  "  Dukeries,"  when  their  meets  were  "  a  thing  to  see 
and  marvel  at,"  for  nearly  all  the  ducal  homes  in  the  neighbour- 
hood were  occupied  by  their  owners,  and  peers  of  all  the  lesser 
denominations  abounded.  Clumber,  Welbeck,  and  Worksop 
Manor  all  sent  their  contingents  to  the  Rufford  meets,  which 
would  have  delighted  the  hearts  of  latter-day  tourists  from  the 
other  side  of  the  Atlantic  on  account  of  the  methods  some  of  the 
bigwigs  saw  fit  to  employ  to  come  to  the  trysting-place. 

Lord  Manners  usually  arrived  in  an  open  carriage,  drawn  by 
four  horses  ridden  by  postilions  in  cherry-coloured  jackets,  not 
to  mention  a  couple  of  prancing  outriders.  The  noble  earl 
seems  to  have  outrivalled  the  late  Lord  George  Sanger  both  in 
the  matter  of  taste  and  splendour.  Perhaps  it  was  only  to  be 
expected,  after  all  this,  that  Lord  Manners'  arrival  was  con- 
siderably more  impressive  than  his  performance  when  mounted, 


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for  he  jogged  about  in  the  wake  of  the  hunt  with  a  groom  to 
open  gates  for  him.  One  day  a  stranger  came  out  who  was  of 
the  same  turn  of  mind,  and  pottered  about  after  Lord  Manners 
until  the  latter  could  stand  it  no  longer,  so  he  turned  on  his 
unwelcome  follower  and  said,  "  Sir,  for  many  years  I  have 
enjoyed  the  exclusive  privilege  of  being  last  in  this  hunt  "  — 
which  was  almost  as  good  as  Lord  Henry  Bentinck's  masterly 
rebuke  to  a  man  who  galloped  madly  through  the  pack  at  a 
check  on  a  staring  ewe-necked  mount  he  could  not  hold, 
"  May  I  ask,  sir,  do  you  smell  the  fox  ?  " 

Lord  Scarborough  also  thought  it  becoming  to  go  to  meets 
in  a  resplendent  four-in-hand.  Brave  times,  no  doubt,  but 
fashions  change,  and,  speaking  literally,  I  suppose  these  days  of 
the  great  war  are  the  bravest  days  the  world  has  ever  seen. 
The  modern  subaltern  would  be  surprised  to  know  that  at  least 
two  officers  went  into  action  at  Waterloo  carrying  umbrellas 
without  apparently  occasioning  any  surprise  or  comment  ! 

While  Dean  Hole's  brother-in-law,  Mr.  Francklin,  was 
Master  of  the  Rufford,  he  improved  the  pack  considerably  by 
introducing  Belvoir  blood.  Hole  married  Miss  Caroline  Franck- 
lin in  1861,  daughter  of  Mr.  Francklin  of  Gonalston,  in  Not- 
tinghamshire. 

The  only  time  Hole  hunted  with  "the  Belvoir  was  while  the 
great  Duke  of  Wellington  was  visiting  that  country,  and  all  the 
neighbourhood  turned  out  in  its  thousands  to  see  the  General. 
They  crowded  the  hillside  at  the  meets  just  as  the  vast  con- 
course did  at  the  pre-war  opening  meets  of  the  Devon  and 
Somerset  staghounds  on  Cloutsham  Ball.  In  these  days  it  is 
difficult  to  think  of  anybody  for  whom  half  the  county  would 
turn  out  at  a  meet  purely  for  the  pleasure  of  gaping.  The 
forms  that  hero-worship  often  took  in  those  days  fairly  set 
twentieth-century  teeth  on  edge  (those  few  twentieth-century 
people  who  have  any).  When  John  Leech  attended  one  of  the 
annual  Fetes  des  Roses  given  by  Hole,  the  guests  literally 
fawned  on  him,  calling  him  by  such  names  as  "  Delight  of  the 
Nation,"  and  so  on.  They  also  continually  pestered  the 
unhappy  man  by  drinking  his  health  in  claret-cup. 

The  standard  of  taste  has  altered,  surely  for  the  better,  and 
it  is  now  almost  inconceivable  how  they  can  have  been  so  gross. 
The  classic  example  of  this  sort  of  thing  was  on  the  occasion  of 


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Doctor  Johnson's  tour  in  the  Hebrides,  when  the  conversation 
on  one  occasion  turned  on  some  lady's  indiscretion.  The 
daughter  of  the  house  turned  to  the  learned  but  uncouth  Doctor, 
saying,  "  Ah,  sir !  if  she  had  had  such  a  son  as  you,  would 
not  her  offence  have  been  excused  ? "  We  are  told  that 
Johnson  was  immensely  pleased  by  this  charming  remark. 

It  is  curious  how  small  social  changes  take  place  and  are 
immediately  forgotten.  When  Hole  was  a  young  man,  and 
archery  was  still  fashionable,  he  was  friends  with  most  of  the 
famous  archers  of  the  day,  such  as  Higginson,  Hippesley,  and 
Peckett — household  names  then,  but  now  they  sound  quite 
strange  to  the  ear.  At  that  time  it  was  an  ordinary  thing  to  see 
three  or  four  earnest  gentlemen  sitting  round  the  library  fire 
dabbing  their  fingers  with  lightning-like  rapidity  on  a  hot 
poker  in  their  efforts  to  make  their  finger-tips  hard  for  using  the 
bow-string.  It  was  on  one  of  these  occasions,  while  Hole  was 
staying  with  people  for  an  archery  meeting,  that  his  hostess's 
dress  was  set  on  fire  by  the  hot  poker,  and  was  extinguished  by 
Hole  rolling  her  up  in  one  of  the  dressing-gowns  men  wore 
while  smoking  their  after-dinner  cigars — another  forgotten 
custom  of  yesterday.  Imagine  the  surprise  of  a  dinner  host  of 
to-day  asking  his  guest  to  have  a  cigar  and  getting  the  answer, 
"  Thanks,  but  just  wait  a  moment  while  I  fetch  my  dressing- 
gown  !  "  These  little  things  are  not  remembered  because 
contemporary  writers  never  think  of  mentioning  them,  which  is 
a  great  pity,  for  the  value  of  autobiographical  writers  to  suc- 
ceeding generations  mainly  depends  on  these  very  details,  as 
witness,  for  instance,  Pepys  and  Boswell. 

Hole's  archery  was  brought  to  an  untimely  end  by  his  cutting 
his  thumb  so  badly  that  it  spoilt  his  grip  of  the  bow  for  ever 
after,  which  was  a  great  grief  to  him,  as  he  was  a  very  good 
amateur  performer.  People  got  bitten  with  archery  then  just 
as  they  now  do  with  golf,  and  solemn  warnings  used  to  be 
launched  against  them  giving  up  too  much  time  to  it. 

Dean  Hole  was  the  happy  possessor  of  a  keen  sense  of 
humour,  which  is  the  gift  above  all  others  that  helps  most  to 
give  its  owner  happiness.  His  good  stories  were  proverbial, 
and  made  him  beloved  of  hostesses  at  dinner-parties  ;  but  most 
of  his  stories  have  already  been  recorded,  I  am  afraid. 

He  was  a  great  admirer  of  the  Americans,  our  kinsmen,  who 


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transcend  us  in  many  things  —hard  work,  secular  education,  and 
inventive  genius— but  found  it  difficult  to  live  up  to  their 
strenuousness  when  on  arrival  at  midnight  in  an  hotel  in  New 
York  he  was  invited  through  the  keyhole  of  his  bedroom  door 
to  commence  a  conversation  with  a  gentleman  outside  who 
"  bid  him  discourse  "  just  when  prepared  to  become  a  companion 
of  the  bath.  Some  of  the  enquiries  were  complicated  and 
required  more  consideration  than  the  opportunity  seemed  to 
suggest  !  The  interrogator  asked  in  rapid  succession  what  the 
Dean  thought  of  New  York  City,  Oliver  Cromwell,  and  the 
intermediate  state  ! 

He  had  a  very  amusing  story  he  told  extremely  well  of  a 
dinner-party  he  went  to  at  the  house  of  an  aged  lady  who  was 
accustomed  to  have  a  hot  foot-warmer  placed  under  the  table 
to  keep  her  toes  warm.  The  guests  entered  the  dining-room 
while  the  footman  was  still  under  the  table  putting  the  foot- 
warmer  in  position,  and  the  people  sat  down.  Hearing  a  slight 
commotion  under  the  table,  the  old  lady  took  it  to  be  the  pet 
retriever,  and  called,  "  Rollo,  Rollo !  come  out,  Rollo  !  "  and 
affectionately  patted  the  agonised  man's  head  as  it  emerged 
from  under  the  table-cloth  ! 

Another,  story  he  tells  in  his  own  Memoirs  is  of  a  clergyman 
who  observed  that  the  congregation  was  large  and  that  there 
was  only  one  collection-plate,  so  he  told  a  rustic  parishioner  to 
run  over  to  the  vicarage,  enter  the  dining-room  by  the  open 
French  windows,  and  bring  one  of  the  plates  he  would  find  on 
the  sideboard.  This  the  yokel  did,  and  took  his  plate  up  one 
side  of  the  church  while  the  usual  plate  was  taken  up  the  other. 
At  the  end  of  the  collection  he  came  to  the  vicar  and  whispered, 
"  I  took  the  plate  all  up  the  aisle,  but  nobody  would  take  one." 
The  plate  was  full  of  biscuits  ! 

I  think  most  people  have  heard  the  one  about  a  bygone  Lady 
Cork  who  was  so  much  moved  by  the  sermon  one  Sunday  that 
she  borrowed  a  sovereign  from  the  man  sitting  next  her  to  put 
in  the  collection.  The  sovereign,  however,  went  into  Lady 
Cork's  collection,  as  when  the  plate  came  along  she  could 
neither  bring  herself  to  put  it  in  nor  return  it  to  the  man  ! 

Mr.  Hole's  university  career  was  like  that  of  thousands  of 
others.  He  went  up  determined  to  work  hard,  and  read 
furiously  ;    then  he  read  steadily  ;    then  read  with  weariness, 


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and  then  hunted  regularly  with  the  Bicester  and  Heythrop. 
In  after  years  he  hunted  with  any  pack  he  could  get  out  with, 
but  only  had  one  day  with  the  Quorn.  It  was  a  great  day  for 
him,  and  he  never  forgot  the  delight  he  felt  in  galloping  across 
the  elastic  turf  after  the  heavy  clay  countries  he  had  been 
accustomed  to.  To  use  his  own  robust  metaphor,  taking  fences 
was  like  "  leaping  from  a  spring-board  to  an  athlete." 

Literary  and  artistic  people  always  got  on  well  with  him. 
He  and  John  Leech  once  went  to  Ireland  together  for  a  holiday 
and  enjoyed  themselves  very  much.  Leech  sketching  everything 
he  came  across,  including  a  sneeze  and  the  smell  of  Cork  harbour, 
while  Hole  wrote  an  account  of  their  wanderings  which  was 
afterwards  published.  They  even  hunted  together  sometimes, 
but  Leech  was  no  thruster  and  told  Hole  that  his  ideal  mount 
was  one  on  which  he  could  carry  an  umbrella  in  a  hailstorm. 
One  reason  why  Leech  did  not  take  many  risks  was  that  he  had 
once  broken  his  arm  and  was  afraid  that  a  second  fracture 
might  ruin  his  drawing.  He  hacked  quietly  about,  watching 
the  field  with  his  keen  artist's  eyes  that  saw  so  much  that  others 
missed. 

While  the  field  was  jumping  a  fence  on  the  way  from  one 
covert  to  another  one  day,  he  drew  Hole  aside  to  watch  each 
person's  way  of  taking  the  business,  and  told  his  companion  to 
notice  that  no  two  riders  and  no  two  horses  would  be  quite 
alike  in  their  methods ;  and  sure  enough,  they  were  not.  Apart 
from  the  broad  difference  between  those  that  jumped  big  and 
landed  wildly,  and  those  that  crashed  sluggishly  through 
rather  than  over,  there  were  a  thousand  subtle  differences,  such 
as  the  riders  who  went  at  it  with  a  great  show  of  determination 
but  did  not  like  it  in  their  hearts,  and  managed  to  communicate 
their  faintness  of  heart  to  their  horses  ;  and  those  whose  joyous 
determination  seemed  to  almost  lift  reluctant  mounts  over  the 
obstacle  by  sheer  force  of  will. 

Leech  makes  Hole  appear  in  several  Punch  pictures  of  the 
day,  notably  one  in  which  a  dashing  youth  describes  a  capital 
run  he  has  had  "  with  only  five  falls."  Thackeray,  Sir  John 
Tenniel,  and  four  editors  of  Punch  were  among  Hole's  friends, 
and  he  dined  at  the  famous  Punch  round  table  at  which  forth- 
coming cartoons  were  discussed.  I  believe  he  was  the  only 
outsider    who    ever   attended    this    editorial    dinner,  with   the 


io8      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

exception  of  Sir  Joseph  Paxton,  whose  name  is  now  immortahsed 
by  a  particularly  luscious  strawberry  named  after  him.  Such  is 
fame  !  and  how  few  of  us  will  be  immortalised  even  by  a  straw- 
berry. 

As  a  gardener,  Dean  Hole  knew  as  much  about  plants  and 
flowers  as  any  man  of  his  time.  He  had  a  beautiful  fancy  that 
perhaps  it  is  some  dim  remembrance  of  Paradise  lost  that  makes 
little  children  love  flowers. 

At  one  time  he  owned  four  thousand  rose-trees,  and  was  so 
great  an  authority  on  the  subject  that  rose-growers  from  all 
over  the  country  sent  him  specimens  for  his  criticism  or  advice, 
which  he  was  always  glad  to  give,  although  he  used  to  get  rather 
annoyed  with  people  v/ho  would  send  roses  packed  in  frail 
cardboard  boxes  on  which  the  postman  invariably  seemed  to 
have  trodden.  He  organised  the  first  National  Rose  Show,  and 
was  always  in  demand  as  a  judge  at  flower-exhibitions  all  over 
England.  In  time  he  became  an  expert  in  detecting  the  cloven 
hoof,  which  makes  its  appearance  even  at  such  apparently 
innocent  things  as  flower-shows. 

I  always  pictured  the  exhibitors  at  flower-shows  as  sylph- 
like beings  with  guileless  faces  and  utterly  ignorant  of  all 
mundane  vices.  I  liked  to  think  of  them  dancing  through  the 
dew,  bearing  posies  to  the  flower-show,  and  singing  as  they 
came  ;  but  apparently  I  was  all  wrong.  One  sylph,  for  in- 
stance, exhibited  twelve  varieties  of  a  plant,  having  secretly 
hired  half  of  them  for  the  occasion  from  a  florist.  Hole  got 
wind  of  this  and  drove  off  post-haste  to  the  exhibitor's  garden 
to  verify  the  facts,  and  was  in  time  to  prevent  the  first  prize 
being  awarded  to  the  fraudulent  twelve,  so  that  when  the 
expectant  sylph  arrived  he  found,  not  the  prize  card,  but  one 
bearing  the  words  :  "  Disqualified  and  Expelled  from  the 
Society." 

Gardening  was  not  nearly  so  universally  popular  in  Hole's 
early  days  as  it  is  now,  and  the  fashion  was  for  stiff,  formal 
gardens  ;  but  he  liked  broad  effects  best  with  plenty  of  grass  and 
trees  and  no  straight  lines.  When  in  town,  he  often  escaped 
from  the  noise  of  the  streets  by  flying  to  Veitch's  nurser}^- 
garden  in  the  King's  Road,  Chelsea,  where  he  had  known  the 
proprietors  for  two  generations  and  could  spend  congenial  hours 
in  their  glass-houses  whenever  he  liked ;  and  he  was  never  tired 


The  Rev.  Dean  Hole  109 

of  fussing  over  flowers,  whether  it  was  in  advising  as  to  the  laying 
out  of  somebody's  vast  new  pleasure-grounds  or  tending  the 
humble  window-box. 

His  first  achievement  with  a  gun  was  to  shoot  a  partridge  in 
August,  thereby  breaking  a  leash  of  laws  :  carrying  a  gun 
without  a  licence,  shooting  game  without  a  game  licence,  and 
shooting  game  out  of  season.  This  bad  start  for  a  high  eccle- 
siastical career  happened  when  he  was  a  very  small  boy,  and 
a  great  admirer  of  the  village  good-for-nothing.  One  day  he 
accompanied  this  worthy  to  the  cornfields,  where  he  was 
employed  as  a  bird-scarer.  Hole  borrowed  his  ancient  muzzle- 
loader,  which  was  charged  to  the  muzzle  with  copious  doses  of 
powder,  shot,  and  newspaper  wads,  and  set  out  to  stalk  a  yellow- 
hammer,  but  in  the  middle  of  the  stalk  a  family  of  partridges 
whirred  over  and  the  excitement  of  the  moment  was  too  much 
for  him.  He  discharged  his  formidable  piece  of  ordnance  at 
the  covey  and  brought  down  a  bird,  at  which  both  he  and  the 
village  good-for-nothing  were  panic-stricken.  Fortunately  the 
crime  remained  undiscovered  and  is  still  unpunished. 

When  he  grew  older  and  was  given  a  gun  of  his  own,  he  went 
through  a  strict  course  of  training,  his  father  making  the 
excellent  rule  that  whenever  the  boy  presented  him  with  a  view 
of  the  muzzle  he  should  be  sent  home.  By  this  means  he  learnt 
to  be  a  careful  shot,  a  thing  that  can  only  be  taught  when  young. 
It  seems  to  be  an  undoubted  fact  that  people  who  have  got  into 
the  habit  of  carelessness  when  young  can  never  wholly  get  out 
of  it  afterwards.  In  his  time  he  shot  in  some  of  the  best 
pheasant-shoots  in  the  country,  but  good  rough  shooting  was 
his  favourite  form  of  the  sport.  He  could  enjoy  himself  with  a 
dog  and  a  ferret  on  a  frosty  morning  among  the  rabbits  quite  as 
well  as  at  a  swagger  battue.  In  one  of  his  books  he  has  some 
unfavourable  comments  on  modern  shooting  methods.  Most 
people  will  agree  with  him  in  what  he  says  about  the  shooting 
of  semi-tame  hand-reared  birds,  but  then  he  goes  on  to  compare 
the  frugal  shooting-lunches  of  his  youth  with  the  spreads  of 
to-day.  He  illustrates  this  by  describing  a  typical  lunch  under 
the  trees,  enjoyed  in  his  young  days. 

It  consisted  of  Irish  stew,  puffs,  cheesecakes,  peaches,  beer, 
sherry,  and  brandy.  It  all  sounds  very  nice,  but  I  am  bound  to 
say.  in  justice  to  modernity,  that  I  have  seen  shooting-lunches 


no      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

that  were  no  more  elaborate  as  regards  food,  and  considerably 
less  elaborate  in  the  matter  of  drinkables,  even  in  the  much 
maligned  times  of  milk  and  honey  that  immediately  preceded 
the  war.  Indeed,  I  should  have  thought  the  shooting  of  the 
guns  after  beer,  sherry,  and  brandy  would  have  been  far  from 
good.  I  could  have  shown  them  very  fine  shoots  in  the  south 
of  England  where  they  would  have  been  offered  nothing  to 
drink  but  cider. 

I  have  devoted  most  space  to  Hole  as  a  sportsman,  but  it 
would  be  wildly  wrong  to  regard  him  as  more  sportsman  than 
cleric.  He  was  a  cleric  first,  and  everything  else  as  an  after- 
thought. He  was  a  popular  and  very  human  preacher  and 
platform  orator,  while  his  early  love  of  writing  lasted  all  his  life 
and  caused  him  to  write  sheaves  of  witty  and  charming  letters 
which  have  been  collected  and  produced  in  book  form  ;  also  a 
number  of  books,  some  on  religious  subjects  and  others  on 
gardening.  His  "  Memoirs  "  are  very  interesting  and  amusing, 
and  have  been  of  great  use  to  me  in  compiling  his  sporting 
record. 

As  I  have  said,  he  was  one  of  the  principal  champions  who 
brought  new  life  to  the  Church  of  England  in  its  dark  days  of 
what  the  decorous  call  "  depression,"  and  the  profane  "  slump." 
The  desertion  of  two  such  brilliant  men  as  Manning  and  Newman 
to  the  Church  of  Rome  was  only  a  sign  of  the  times,  and  their 
example  was  followed  by  innumerable  smaller  fry.  The 
gloomiest  forebodings  were  freely  expressed  that  the  Church  was 
on  its  last  legs.  I  have  described  in  another  chapter  how 
Kingsley  rushed  into  the  breach  with  his  Christian  socialism. 
Hole's  remedy  was  to  brighten  things  up  by  what  lukewarm 
people  call  "  High  Church  "  methods,  and  the  hostile  critics 
savagely  denounce  as  "  Popery " — that  vague  but  ever- 
terrifying  word  ! 

He  worked  very  hard  for  the  new  movement  and  was 
eminently  successful  in  diffusing  new  energy  into  the  ancient 
structure  of  the  Church.  Of  course  he  and  his  co-reformers 
met  with  opposition,  but  that  only  served  to  spur  them  onwards 
with  the  fine  fury  which  the  word  "  crusade  "  always  awakens, 
and  added  the  vitalising  sense  of  fighting  against  odds.  It  may 
seem  curious  now  that  most  of  the  Bishops  opposed  their 
efforts.     To  the  mere  lay  mind  it  seems  obvious  enough  that 


The  Rev.  Dean  Hole  iii 

reforms  were  needed,  what  with  the  viscous  system  of  plural 
livings  and  the  inevitable  result — non-resident  parsons.  In  many 
cases  even  the  curates  they  employed  to  do  their  work  lived 
miles  outside  their  parishes ;  but  Bishops  are  kittle  cattle  ! 

Dean  Hole's  idea  was  to  have  frequent  and  bright  services, 
with  plenty  of  good  music ;  he  liked  to  see  bands  and  other 
forms  of  instrumental  music  in  church  in  addition  to  the  organ, 
and  he  had  some  quite  exciting  times  with  the  "  No-Popery  " 
people.  The  first  parsons  to  adopt  the  white  surplice  were 
often  hooted  at,  and  the  Primitive  Methodists  held  meetings 
with  great  clamour  outside  his  church  as  a  sort  of  protest.  This 
went  on  until  some  genius  thought  of  an  effective  counterblast. 
They  held  a  bell-ringing  practice  whenever  the  Methodists 
clamoured,  and  it  proved  so  successful  that  the  enemy  had  to 
remove  its  meeting  elsewhere. 

At  the  time  that  Hole  was  a  curate,  earning  £100  a  year,  he 
heard  village  orators  assuring  their  hearers  that  he  was  a 
bloated  aristocrat  with  a  salary  of  £1,000  a  year,  and  was  also 
an  intimate  friend  of  the  Pope.  It  seemed  as  if  nothing  the 
clergy  could  do  was  right — a  position,  it  seems  to  me,  that  was 
not  peculiar  to  that  era  alone.  Again  and  again  I  have  noticed 
in  villages  that  if  the  parson  visits  his  parishioners  he  is  called 
a  busybody,  and  if  he  does  not,  he  is  slack  and  they  wonder 
what  he  is  paid  for.  Hole  said  clergymen  were  like  the  flying 
fish,  that  are  seized  by  albatrosses  if  they  fly  and  are  devoured 
by  dolphins  when  they  return  to  the  water. 

His  views  on  the  temperance  question  were  strong,  and  he 
opposed  the  prohibitionists  tooth  and  nail,  believing  that  the 
proper  way  to  combat  drunkenness  was  to  improve  public- 
houses  and  educate  the  populace  out  of  bad  ways.  I  have  heard 
vitriolic  prohibitionists  describe  this  attitude,  which  is  the  one 
generally  adopted  by  the  "  moderates,"  as  being  ready  to  do 
anything  to  mitigate  the  evil  except  cure  it ;  which  seems 
rather  unkind,  but  I  am  content  to  leave  its  refutation  to  abler 
scribes. 

Dean  Hole  died  in  1904,  at  the  age  of  eighty-five,  one  of  the 
best-loved  and  most  respected  men  of  his  generation. 


Chapter  X 

The  Rev.  E.  Chard—"  Bishop  "  of  the  Taunton  Vale— The  Hero  of  Rorke's 
Drift — If  I  were  a  Parson — Isandula — England  Dumb — ^The  Burning  Hos- 
pital— Hatch  Beauchamp  Church — Queen  Victoria's  Wreath — The  Hero's 
Last  Days — The  Farmers'  Friend — A  Gentle  Voice — A  Confidential  Whisper 
— A  Martyr  to  Gout — A  Strange  Coincidence — Between  Here  and  There — The 
Rev.  John  Froude,  M.F.H. — An  Unruly  Member — Bishop  of  Exeter  Remon- 
strates— Mr.  Froude  is  Saucy — An  Interview — The  Bishop  tries  Again — He 
Smells  Rats — A  Faithful  Partner — Some  Sporting  Sermons — The  Rev.  Jack 
Michell — An  Epoch-making  Run — Master  of  the  Cotleigh  Harriers — Endur- 
ing Hunters — Badger  Hunting — Mr.  Michell's  Charity — He  Shames  a  Thief 
— An  Enthusiastic  Fisherman — Advice  when  Shooting — A  Song  well  Sung. 

IN  the  Taunton  Vale  country  "  The  Bishop  "  is  still  sadly 
missed.  It  is  curious  how  well  known  this  nickname  was  ; 
indeed,  many  people  knew  him  by  no  other. 

When  staying  in  Northumberland  a  year  or  two  ago,  I  was 
asked  if  I  knew  what  "  The  Bishop's  "  real  name  was,  and  was 
glad  to  have  an  opportunity  of  telling  a  houseful  of  hunting 
people  about  the  Rev.  E.  Chard,  rector  of  Hatch  Beauchamp,  in 
Somersetshire,  for  I  knew  they  would  appreciate  all  I  had  to 
tell  of  this  sporting,  kindly,  and  popular  parson. 

For  fifteen  years  parson  Chard  acted  as  honorary  secretary 
to  the  Taunton  Vale  foxhounds,  and  it  says  much  for  the  beauty 
of  his  character  that  at  the  end  of  these  years  he  still  could  not 
bring  himself  to  believe  or  see  harm  in  anyone.  Just  think 
of  it  in  this  mind-our-own-business,  out-of-sight-out-of-mind 
world  ! 

He  was  the  youngest  of  the  three  sons  of  William  Wheaton 
Chard,  of  Pathe,  Somerset,  and  Mount  Tamar,  Devonshire  ;  he 
must  have  been  a  proud  man  to  have  three  such  distinguished 
sons  ! 

The  eldest  of  the  three,  Colonel  Wheaton  Chard,  commanded 
the  7th  Fusiliers,  had  a  distinguished  career,  and  died  at  the  age 
of  fifty — a  comparatively  young  man. 

The  second  son.  Colonel  John  Chard,  Royal  Engineers,  of 
whom    I    cannot   think   or    write   without     thrills,    was   the 


The  Revs.  Chard,  Froude  and  Michell      113 

hero  of  Rorke's  Drift,  on  January  22nd,  1879,  when  he — then 
Lieutenant  Chard — and  Lieutenant  Bromhead,  24th  Regiment, 
accomplished  ahnost  superhuman  tasks  in  defending  the  hospital 
and  the  stores  when  taken  by  surprise  and  surrounded  by  three 
thousand  Zulus. 

This  is  not  the  place  to  recount  the  magnificence  of  those 
men's  bravery,  for  I  am  writing  about  parsons,  but  it  is  im- 
possible to  mention  the  name  of  Chard  without  referring  to  it, 
and  I  would  like  to  recount  the  story  afresh  every  year,  so  that 
the  rising  generations  may  hear  all  about  it,  and  be  fired  with 
the  hero-worship  so  inspiring  and  good  for  any  son  of  man. 

If  I  were  a  parson  I  would  set  apart  special  days  to  preach 
sermons  on  the  lives  of  some  of  these  great  men  ;  I  would  take 
them  for  my  text ;  I  would  point  out  what  possibilities  lie 
within  us  all  of  forgetting  self  -what  it  is  that  makes  men  stand 
out  like  beacons  in  the  hours  of  darkness  and  strife. 

I  can  remember  that  black  January,  1879,  when  the  news 
of  the  awful  disaster  at  Isandula  reached  England,  and  we  were 
dumb  with  grief  at  the  thought  of  all  our  brave  soldiers  that 
perished  there,  marched  to  their  death  with  contradictory  orders 
and  insufficient  ammunition.  We  felt  crushed  as  a  nation, 
broken-hearted  as  individuals. 

Quickly  on  top  of  this  blow  came  the  news  of  the  attack  on 
Rorke's  Drift,  held  against  such  overwhelming  numbers  by  a 
handful  of  England's  best.  It  was  here  Lieutenant  Chard, 
taken  by  surprise,  without  even  time  to  cut  down  the  bush 
surrounding  them,  which  gave  such  excellent  cover  for  the 
enemy,  quickly  made  defences  of  biscuit -tins,  all  with  him 
following  his  orders  and  working  hard. 

At  the  last  moment  the  Natal  native  contingent,  dis- 
heartened at  the  disaster  at  Isandula,  deserted,  making  matters 
worse  for  this  brave  handful,  who  only  had  time  to  build  up  the 
biscuit -tins  and  boxes  two  tins  high,  when  the  enemy  were  on 
them  and  the  hospital  attacked. 

Lieutenants  Chard  and  Bromhead  carried  out  all  the  sick  it 
was  possible  to  move,  but  in  spite  of  their  efforts  the  hospital 
was  set  on  fire ;  the  three  privates  stationed  at  the  doors  to 
protect  the  helpless  inside,  came  to  the  end  of  their  ammunition 
and  stood  at  their  posts  repulsing  the  enemy  at  the  point  of  the 
bayonet.  ... 

I 


114      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

It  was  growing  dark,  and,  as  the  burning  hospital  fell  in,  the 
gallant  defenders  were  forced  to  retire  to  another  defence  of 
heaped-up  meal-bags,  and  a  desultory  firing  was  kept  up  at  them 
all  night  by  the  light  of  the  burning  hospital.  They  were 
completely  surrounded,  but  evidently  the  enemy  had  no  idea 
how  few  were  opposed  to  them,  and  at  dawn  on  January  23rd 
moved  off,  giving  Lieutenant  Chard  time  to  collect  the  arms  of 
the  fallen  Zulus,  and  fortify  themselves  in  case  of  fresh  attack. 

This  was  accomplished  none  too  soon,  for  at  7  a.m.  the  enemy 
appeared  in  sight  again ;  but  Lieutenant  Chard  succeeded  in 
getting  a  message  taken  to  Helpmakaar,  a  few  miles  away,  for 
help,  which  arrived  about  eight  o'clock,  seeing  which,  the  enemy 
retired,  and  thus  ended  this  most  gallant  defence. 

The  third  son.  Rev.  E.  Chard,  rector  of  Hatch  Beauchamp, 
in  Somersetshire,  the  parson  of  whom  I  write,  while  his  brothers 
were  fighting  for  their  country,  was  working  saving  souls  and 
gathering  all  together  for  the  great  Roll  Call,  loved  and  respected 
by  all  in  his  parish. 

He  was  a  familiar  figure  with  the  Taunton  Vale  foxhounds, 
and  he  acted  as  their  secretary  for  fifteen  years  ;  all  the  sur- 
rounding packs  likewise  welcomed  him.  He  was  a  great 
favourite  with  the  farmers,  who  were  drawn  to  him  through  his 
sporting  propensities  in  a  way  that  might  otherwise  have  been 
impossible,  for  here  in  the  field  they  were  on  neutral  ground,  so 
to  speak,  and  together  they  enjoyed  the  beautiful  country,  fresh 
air,  and  all  the  glorious  things  the  good  God  has  provided  for 
our  happiness  if  we  only  choose  to  embrace  them.  Out  hunting 
it  is  possible  to  meet  farmers  and  men  who  would  otherwise 
fight  rather  shy  of  the  parson. 

I  have  heard  some  sporting  parsons  spoken  of  lightly,  but 
never  parson  Chard.  I  have  thought  much  of  his  popularity 
was  due  to  his  wonderful  memory,  his  sympathy,  and  his  gentle 
voice.  The  latter  had  a  charm  peculiar  to  itself.  His  memory 
enabled  him  to  say  the  right  thing  to  each  person  he  met, 
appearing  interested,  as  indeed  he  was,  in  the  lives  of  all  around 
him  ;  one  man  would  be  congratulated  on  taking  a  prize  with 
his  cattle,  another  on  his  wonderful  crop  of  beans  ;  others  had 
sick  relatives  asked  after — everyone  receiving  a  little  attention 
and  no  favourites  made. 

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recipient  feeling  it  was  "  charity  " — that  virtue  that  is  supposed 
to  cover  a  multitude  of  sins,  but  often  defeats  its  own  ends  by 
creating  them. 

Women  as  a  rule  predominate  in  our  English  churches,  but 
this  order  was  reversed  at  Hatch  Beauchamp  ;  the  church  was 
generally  full  of  men,  young  and  old,  with  a  good  sprinkling  of 
women.  I  remarked  on  this  once  to  one  of  his  parishioners,  who 
was  a  well-to-do  farmer  ;  he  rephed,  "  We  love  and  respect  him 
as  a  man,  a  sportsman,  a  gentleman,  and  a  friend." 

Mr.  Chard  was  not  "  out,"  as  the  schoolboys  say,  to  save  the 
saints,  though  no  doubt  he  was  very  pleased  to  see  them  ;  it 
was  those  who  had  made  mistakes— the  "  sinners,"  I  believe  is 
the  usually  accepted  term  ;  he  wanted  to  help  them. 

Mr.  Chard  hunted  all  his  life,  beginning  at  the  age  of  six  and 
continuing  up  to  within  a  year  or  two  of  his  death.  At  one 
time  he  hunted  a  good  deal  with  the  Pytchley  ;  latterly  mostly 
in  the  Somerset,  Devon,  and  Dorset  countries.  He  was  edu- 
cated at  Emmanuel  College,  Cambridge,  as  his  father  was 
before  him.  His  first  curacy  was  in  a  big  parish  in  Birmingham, 
where  he  was  exceedingly  popular  with  the  mothers  ;  at  Cam- 
bridge they  thought  he  held  the  babies  "  so  nice." 

Once  while  performing  the  christening  ceremony  he  could  not 
make  out  whether  the  child's  name  was  to  be  Anna  or  Hannah, 
so  stooping  down  he  asked  the  child's  mother,  "  How  do  you 
spell  it  ?  "  The  parent  in  an  embarrassed  and  confidential 
whisper  replied,  "  Well,  I  ain't  no  schollard  neither,  sir  !  "  She 
was  evidently  disappointed  at  his  ignorance  ;  fancy  his  having 
to  ask  her  how  to  spell !     She  had  thought  better  of  him. 

The  last  time  I  saw  Mr.  Chard  was  at  a  hunt  breakfast  we 
gave  when  my  son  was  hunting  a  pack  of  harriers  in  the  west 
country.  He  had  been  laid  up  for  some  time,  and  a  small 
crowd  was  around  him  congratulating  him  on  being  in  the 
field  again  ;  all  were  merry  and  laughing,  "  The  Bishop  "  one 
of  the  merriest,  but  not  at  anyone's  expense.  He  loved  a 
joke  ;  amongst  the  hearty  laughter  I  heard  his  voice  at  intervals 
as  gentle  as  a  woman's  ;  indeed,  much  more  gentle  than  the 
voices  of  some  women  I  know,  and  they  were  out  that  day. 

It  was  a  sorry  day  both  for  "  The  Bishop  "  and  his  friends 
when  he  had  to  give  up  hunting  ;  for  the  last  two  years  of  his 
life  he  was  a  martyr  to  gout,  which  is  not  a  complaint  that 


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generally  leaves  people  gentle  and  good  ;  but  Mr.  Chard  was 
remarkably  patient,  never  the  least  irritable,  and  was  nursed 
devotedly  by  his  wife. 

Parson  Chard  died,  if  I  remember  rightly,  sitting  up  in  his 
armchair  in  his  study  at  Hatch  Beauchamp  ;  he  knew  the  end 
was  near  and  was  only  sad  for  those  he  was  leaving  behind. 

It  is  a  strange  coincidence  that  all  three  brothers  died  at 
about  the  age  of  fifty. 

The  favourite  hunter  of  "  The  Bishop  "  was  a  strong,  good- 
looking,  useful  grey.  On  the  day  of  the  funeral  the  horse  was 
very  restless,  and  as  his  master  was  carried  down  the  drive  it 
followed  along  under  the  paddock  railing,  neighing  and  whinny- 
ing, and  could  hardly  be  prevented  from  getting  out  and  following 
up  the  road. 

The  same  day  his  little  dog,  who  had  been  fretting  for  his 
master,  lay  quietly  down  and  died.  It  seemed  as  if  nothing 
could  do  without  him. 

I  wonder  if  any  of  my  readers  ever  feel  the  bitter  resentment 
I  feel  at  times  when  I  see  the  world  showering  flowers,  tears,  and 
eulogies  around  our  dear  dead  who  have  done  so  much  for  the 
happiness  and  well-being  of  those  around  them  during  their 
lifetime,  receiving  so  few  words  of  kindness  and  encouragement 
in  return  ;  and  now,  when  too  late  to  raise  a  grateful  smile, 
too  late  to  heal  the  hidden  sores  of  their  hearts,  kind  words  and 
tears  are  spent  in  extravagant  profusion.  I  can  never  help 
repeating  to  myself — 

"  Why  do  we  grudge  our  sweets  so  to  the  living, 
Who,  God  knows,  find  at  best  too  much  of  gall, 
And  then  with  generous,  open  hand,  kneel  giving 
Unto  the  dead  our  all  ?  " 

It  makes  me  sad,  as  I  write,  to  think  how  many  of  these 
sportsmen  have  gone  from  us,  never  more  to  hear  their  cheery 
voices  ;  happily  nobody  can  rob  us  of  their  memories,  and  as 
the  years  pass  by,  and  we  have  to  take  to  carpet-slippers  and 
mob-caps,  in  armchairs  by  the  fireside,  we  shall  live  with  them 
again,  in  the  gloaming  before  the  lights  are  lit,  when  we  are 
nodding  with  our  hearts  asleep  and  our  minds  somewhere 
between  Here  and  There. 

Alas  !  "  The  Bishop  "  will  pass  this  way  no  more.     The 


The  Revs.  Chard,  Froude  and  Michell     117 

cottagers  still  tell  me  they  miss  him,  and  that  they  used  to  wait 
at  their  doors  just  to  see  him  ride  past  on  hunting  mornings,  on 
the  chance  of  hearing  his  gentle  voice.  From  what  I  know  of 
"  The  Bishop,"  not  many  waited  in  vain. 

In  God's  Acre  at  Hatch  Beauchamp,  close  under  the  shadow 
of  the  church,  on  the  south  side,  are  two  marble  crosses,  close 
together,  one  raised  "  To  the  memory  of  the  Rev.  E.  Chard,  rector 
of  the  parish,"  etc.,  bearing  the  inscription  : 

"  To  the  memory  of  The  Rev.  Charles  Edward  Chard, 
Born  Dec.  4th,  1856.     Died  Sept.  12th,  1910. 

"  Father,  in  Thy  gracious  keeping, 
Now  we  leave  Thy  servant  sleeping." 

The  other  to  the  memory  of  Col.  John  Merriott  Chard,  V.C, 
Royal  Engineers  ;  Hero  of  Rorke's  Drift.  Born  Dec.  1st,  1847. 
Died  Nov.  1st,  1897. 

Inside  the  beautiful  little  church  where  the  Rev.  E.  Chard 
officiated  for  so  many  years  there  is  a  handsome  brass  to  his 
memory,  placed  there  by  his  parishioners.  A  beautiful  window 
is  also  there,  to  the  memory  of  the  Hero  of  Rorke's  Drift,  and 
beside  it  what  is  left  of  the  wreath  sent  by  Queen  Victoria  for 
his  grave. 

When  last  I  visited  these  graves  (a  very  short  time  ago)  it 
struck  me  as  comforting  and  restful — the  church  standing  as  the 
Rock  of  Ages,  amid  the  peaceful  surroundings  of  a  quiet  country 
village,  shut  in  by  a  high  wall  and  well-clipped  and  tended 
laurels  and  shrubs,  over  which  again,  the  ancient  trees  spread 
out  big  protecting  arms — trees  that  have  witnessed  the  cere- 
monies and  anguish  of  many  generations,  but  never  a  word  or 
whisper  tell,  no  sound  is  there  but  the  gentle  sighing  of  the 
leaves ;  and  as  I  left  I  turned  for  one  last  look.  The  sun  was 
pouring  over  the  brothers'  graves,  and  flooding  the  window 
with  light  to  the  Hero's  memory. 

The  rectory  where  "  The  Bishop  "  lived  overlooks  the 
churchyard,  and  it  was  here  the  Hero  came  to  end  his  days 
under  the  care  of  his  brother,  who  nursed  him  tenderly  through 
a  long  and  terrible  illness,  to  the  end.  It  must  have  been  a 
comfort  to  Colonel  Chard  to  be  able  to  spend  his  last  days  under 
the  shadow  of  his  brother's  goodness. 

The  tragedy  of  it  all !     I  used  often,  as  I  passed  the  pathetic 


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figure  in  the  lanes,  being  wheeled  in  his  invalid's  chair,  feel  sick 
at  our  impotency  :  so  powerless  to  help  this  brave  man  in  his 
awful  suffering,  who  had  done  and  dared  so  much  for  others, 
but  was  now  too  ill  even  to  speak. 

But  I  must  return  to  "  The  Bishop."  I  have  observed  that 
only  people  who  are  popular  get  these  sort  of  names  attached 
to  them  ;  this  round-faced,  apple-cheeked  little  man  was  one 
of  several  I  have  known  rejoicing  in  the  epithet. 

It  would  be  difficult  to  imagine  two  characters  more  unlike 
than  those  of  Parson  Chard  of  Hatch  Beauchamp  and  the 
Rev.  John  Froude,  M.F.H.,  vicar  of  Knowstone  in  Devonshire, 
but  the  latter  was  of  a  generation  before  Mr.  Chard,  and  was  a 
most  determined,  headstrong  man  who  seemed  to  take  pleasure 
in  annoying  his  Bishop  and  those  in  authority ;  while  Mr.  Chard 
would  have  gone  considerably  out  of  his  way  to  avoid  doing 
anything  of  the  kind. 

I  am  unable  to  give  a  very  correct  and  detailed  account  of 
Mr.  Froude's  life.  He  was  long  before  my  time,  and  the  only 
relation  I  can  find  of  his,  does  not  seem  to  be  greatly  enamoured 
with  recollections  of  him,  for  in  reply  to  my  letter  asking  if  he 
were  any  relation,  etc.,  I  was  informed  he  was  a  distant  relation, 
and  reading  between  the  lines  I  gathered  he  knew  little  about 
him  and  cared  less. 

I  have  asked  many  Devonshire  people  about  this  sporting 
parson  and  been  told  various  strange  stories,  and  I  fear  he  was 
rather  an  unruly  member  of  the  clerical  fraternity,  but  a  fine 
sportsman  with  a  grand  voice,  his  view-halloo  being  a  thing  to 
remember.  Hounds  flew  to  him  when  they  heard  it.  All  I  can 
gather,  points  to  his  having  been  an  independent  gentleman, 
rather  given  to  what  the  schoolboys  call  "  cheek,"  no  respecter 
of  persons  and  brooking  no  interference  from  anybody.  He  was 
a  near  neighbour  of  Jack  Russell,  and  I  do  not  think  he  had  a 
very  good  influence  over  him.  As  he  did  not  possess  the  tact, 
courteous  manners,  and  personality  of  Jack  Russell,  his  sporting 
proclivities  caused  more  comment,  and  not  always  of  a  kindly 
order.  At  an}^  rate  rumours  reached  the  ears  of  the  Bishop  of 
Exeter  that  the  vicar  of  Knowstone  neglected  his  parish  ;  in 
fact,  grave  charges  were  brought  against  him,  in  consequence 
of  which  the  Bishop  of  Exeter  wrote  a  somewhat  bombastic 
note  requesting  Mr.  Froude  to  appear  before  him  and  explain 


The  Revs.  Chard,  Froude  and  Michell      119 

some  of  the  stories  that  he  had  heard.  The  reply  received 
was  to  the  effect  that  he  saw  no  reason  why  he  should  do  any- 
thing of  the  kind,  and,  as  far  as  I  could  gather,  he  gave  the 
Bishop  to  understand  he  had  no  intention  of  appearing.  As 
the  molehill  would  not  go  to  the  mountain  the  mountain 
decided  to  go  to  the  molehill.  His  lordship  was  distinctly 
ruffled,  and,  regardless  of  the  expense,  hired  what  in  those  days 
was,  I  believe,  called  a  "  post-chaise,"  and  in  this  was  ambled 
over  to  Knowstone  vicarage. 

A  little  bird  must,  I  think,  have  arrived  in  advance  of  the 
prelate,  for  when  he  was  shown  into  what  I  believe  was  termed 
the  "  parlour,"  he  was  kept  waiting  for  some  time.  This  did 
not  improve  the  Bishop's  state  of  mind,  and  I  feel  sure  he 
must  have  been  rehearsing  to  himself  some  of  those  very  telling 
reprimands,  which  at  the  time  seem  so  conclusive  and  from 
which  we  depart  entirely,  saying  something  quite  different  when 
the  actual  moment  arrives.  His  patience  and  dignity  were 
strained  to  breaking-point  when,  while  striding  up  and 
down  the  room,  the  door  suddenly  opened  and  a  female  re- 
quested him  to  "  walk  this  way,  please."  Complying  with  this 
request,  he  found  himself  in  the  presence  of  Mr.  Froude,  rolled 
up  in  blankets,  with  a  shawl  over  his  head,  sitting  close  into  the 
hre,  apparently  hardly  able  to  speak  in  consequence  of  a  violent 
cold  in  his  head  and  chest.  Under  ordinary  circumstances  no 
doubt  the  Bishop  would  have  made  polite  enquiries  into  the 
state  of  the  vicar's  health,  but  nothing  was  further  from  his 
mind  on  this  occasion,  and  he  at  once  opened  the  conversation 
by  plunging  into  the  reason  of  his  visit,  saying  pompously : 

"  Good-day,  Mr.  Froude.  I  have  come  to  ask  if  certain  stories 
are  true  that — —'" 

Mr.  Froude. — "  Oh  yes,  yes,  my  lord,  I  quite  agree  with 
you,  very  cold,  yes,  very  cold  travelling ;  do  'ee  sit  down  now  and 
have  some  nice  hot  brandy  and  water.  There  is  nothing  like  it 
for  keeping  off  the  shivers  !  " 

Bishop  {indignantly). — "  No,  thank  you,  I  never  partake  of 
anything  between  meals  !  " 

Mr.  Froude's  cold  was  evidently  so  bad  it  had  made  him 
deaf,  for  he  rang  the  bell,  and  when  it  was  answered  by  his 
housekeeper  Mary,  requested  her  to  bring  hot  brandy  and  water 
for  the  Bishop,  adding,  "  And,  Mary,  he  likes  it  strong  !  " 


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Bishop  (now  most  uncomfortable). — "  No  !  No  !  Mr.  Froude, 
I  have  not  come  to  drink  hot  brandy  and  water,  but  to  ask  you 
about  certain  charges." 

But  here  again  he  was  interrupted. 

Mr.  Froude. — "  Yes,  my  lord,  it  is  my  only  doctor,  and 
if  I  had  been  wise  and  taken  it  at  first  I  should  not  have  been 
sitting  here  now  like  any  old  woman,  as  deaf  as  an  adder " 

This  was  the  last  straw.  The  Bishop  made  a  solemn  bow 
and  dignified  exit  to  his  carriage,  and  gave  orders  for  home. 

If  history  is  to  be  believed,  as  soon  as  his  lordship  had 
disappeared  Mr.  Froude's  cold  suddenly  disappeared,  and  just 
to  shake  off  the  last  remnants  of  it,  he  jumped  into  the  saddle 
and  was  away. 

It  sounds  more  like  a  mischievous  schoolboy's  trick  than  the 
conduct  of  a  clergj^man.  I  wonder  how  he  reconciled  it  to  his 
conscience,  and  what  his  housekeeper  thought,  who  was  used  as 
a  tool ! 

As  the  stories  of  Mr.  Froude's  doings  did  not  grow  less,  the 
Bishop  thought  he  would  try  again,  meaning  to  talk  to  the 
vicar  like  a  father. 

On  arriving  at  the  vicarage  he  was  again  shown  into  the 
same  sitting-room,  and  Mary  explained  that  her  master  was 
much  too  ill  to  see  anyone. 

The  Bishop  was  so  impressed  by  the  solemn  face  of  the 
faithful  Mary  that  he  feared  the  illness  must  be  serious,  but  still 
pressed  his  point,  saying,  "  But  I  feel  sure  Mr.  Froude  would 
like  to  see  me.     Tell  him  the  Bishop  is  here  !  " 

Mary. — "  Indeed,  sir,  I  fear  he  is  much  too  ill  to  see  any- 
body ;  indeed,  sir,  I  don't  know  perhaps  as  how  I  ought  to  tell 
you " 

Bishop  (interrupting  nervously). — "  It  is  nothing  infectious, 
I  trust  ?  " 

Mary  {in  a  relieved,  almost  cheerful  voice). — "  That's  it,  sir — 
a  terrible  infection,  indeed  ;  they  call  it  a  fever  !  " 

Bishop  {imih  suppressed  agitation). — "What  kind  of  fever, 
my  good  woman — not  scarlet  fever  ?  " 

Mary. — "  Oh  no,  my  lord,  much  worse  ;  they  do  tell  me  as 
how  it  be  typhus  fever." 

This  was  too  much.  The  poor  Bishop  began  to  feel  symp- 
toms of  internal  trouble,  and  made  hastily  for  the  door.     He 


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would  gladly  have  jumped  out  of  the  window  if  it  had  been 
low  enough,  but  he  was  out  of  the  house  in  a  surprisingly  short 
time,  murmuring  something  about  coming  another  time,  which, 
however,  he  never  did.     Perhaps  he  was  wise. 

I  have  been  told  that  once  more  Mr.  Froude  quickly  recovered 
and  was  galloping  away  from  home  directly  his  ecclesiastical 
superior  had  left  the  premises. 

I  cannot  vouch  for  the  truth  of  these  stories  of  Mr.  Froude's 
endeavours  to  avoid  coming  into  collision  with  his  Bishop,  but 
they  are  very  generally  known  in  Devonshire.  Amongst  the 
first  things  you  are  told  on  going  to  stay  with  friends  in  that 
county  are  stories  of  Jack  Russell  and  Mr.  Froude,  and  they  are 
repeated  every  time  you  return  to  the  land  of  beautiful  cream. 
It  is  obligatory  that  you  should  be  surprised  and  interested,  as 
if  you  had  never  heard  them  before. 

There  is  one  story  of  parson  Froude  that  always  amuses  me, 
and  people  have  sworn  to  me  it  is  true. 

Mr.  Froude,  who  was  always  surrounded  with  dogs,  was  out 
walking  one  day  with  a  favourite  whippet,  when  the  Bishop  hove 
in  sight  and  enquired  in  a  strained  but  studiously  polite  voice 
and  manner,  "  And  may  I  enquire,  Mr.  Froude,  what  kind  of 
dog  you  call  that  ?  " 

In  broad  Devonshire  accents  came  the  reply,  "  Oh,  that  is 
what  we  call  a  lang  dog,  and  if  your  lordship  war  just  on'y  to 
shak'  yere  appern  at  un  he'd  go  like  a  dart  !  " 

This  story  will  not  be  amusing  to  those  who  are  unaware  of 
the  rules  appertaining  to  whippet-racing,  the  signal  for  these 
dogs  to  start  their  race  being  given  by  the  shaking  of  a  hand- 
kerchief. 

The  picture  of  the  dignified  Bishop  shaking  his  apron 
strikes  me  as  funny. 

At  the  time  of  which  I  am  writing  there  were  numbers  of 
hunting  parsons  in  the  west  country.  I  do  not  know  why  Mr. 
Froude  was  especially  marked  for  correction  by  Bishop  Phillpotts 
who  was  then  Bishop  of  Exeter.  Perhaps  he  did  not  know  that 
under  his  very  nose  there  were  clergymen  who  hunted  foxhounds, 
harriers,  and  otter-hounds. 

Once  the  Bishop,  smelling  rats  (if  ever  these  dignitaries  do 
such  things),  sent  for  a  churchwarden  to  ask  him  if  it  were  true 
his  vicar  hunted  and  neglected  his  work. 


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The  faithful  old  Devonshire  farmer  was  not  going  to  give 
his  vicar  away,  and  replied.  "  Don't  you  believe  a  word  on't. 
I've  heard  strange  things  about  your  lordship,  but  don't  believe 
a  word  on't." 

This  same  Bishop  appears  at  times  to  have  been  equal  to 
the  occasion.  Once  a  clergyman  went  to  tackle  him  about 
the  hunting  question  and  asked,  "  Is  it  true  your  lordship 
objects  to  my  hunting  ?  " 

"  Not  at  all,"  said  his  lordship,  "  not  at  all  !  Who  could 
have  said  such  a  tiling  ?  What  I  object  to  is  your  ever  doing 
anything  else  !  " 

One  would  require  time  to  find  a  suitable  smart  reply  to  that. 
It  is  so  difficult  to  find  piquant  replies  on  the  spur  of  the  moment, 
though  during  the  night  they  race  through  one's  brain. 

Mr.  Froude  hunted  his  pack  of  foxhounds  for  many  years, 
and  the  farmers  around  him  approved  and  played  into  his  hands. 

Sporting  parsons,  like  old  maids,  are  always  having  funny 
stories  told  about  them.  I  do  not  know  why,  but  as  there  are 
no  old  maids  now  and  not  many  sporting  parsons  left,  and  what 
there  are  do  not  care  what  is  said  about  them  but  rather  enjoy 
the  joke,  I  need  not  worry  myself. 

The  following  parson  story  was  told  to  me  a  short  time  ago 
and  struck  me  as  amusing,  but  I  fear  it  was  the  outcome  of  some 
imaginative  brain. 

A  sporting  parson  who  had  arrived  at  the  end  of  his  ideas 
for  sermons  asked  a  couple  more  of  his  fraternity,  likewise 
sporting,  to  come  and  help  him.  They  promised  to  do  so,  one 
to  preach  in  the  morning  and  one  in  the  evening,  but  were  rather 
dismayed  on  hearing  their  host  wished  the  subjects  to  be 
connected  in  some  way  with  the  chase.  The  fox-hunting 
parson,  after  racking  his  brain  for  some  time,  decided  on  his 
text,  "  We  heard  of  him  at  Ephrata  and  found  him  in  the  wood." 
The  poor  harrier  parson,  who  was  to  preach  in  the  evening, 
found  it  still  more  difficult  to  find  a  text  he  considered  suitable, 
but  at  last  he  decided,  and  when  the  time  arrived  to  deliver  his 
eulogy  this  was  what  he  had  chosen,  "  Here  is  the  heir  (hare)  ; 
let  us  kill  him." 

There  is  still  another  great  "  has  been  "  in  the  Devonshire 
sporting-parson  group,  like  Jack  Russell  and  Billy  Butler, 
household  words.     I  have  often  heard  it  said,  "  Parson  Michell 


The  Revs.  Chard,  Froude  and  Michell      123 

he  preached,  as  well  as  galloped,  hard."  And  I  am  told  he 
attracted  large  congregations  ;  people  came  from  great  dis- 
tances to  see  and  hear  the  bold,  fearless  rider  in  the  pulpit  when 
he  pleaded  with  eloquence  his  Master's  cause. 

He  was  rector  of  Cotleigh,  near  Honiton  ;  it  was  the  home 
of  the  Michells,  for  not  only  had  his  father  but  his  grandfather 
and  great-grandfather  reigned  there  before  him. 

Mr.  Jack  Michell  hunted  what  was  known  as  the  Cotleigh 
and  East  Devon  harriers,  though,  like  many  of  the  Devonshire 
and  west  country  packs,  they  were  really  dwarf  foxhounds, 
hunting  fox  and  hare,  occasionally  hunting  both  the  same  day 
v/ith  equal  dash  and  drive.  They  were  an  extraordinarily  useful 
little  pack,  hunting  badgers,  fox,  and  hare  equally  successfully. 
Once  after  a  clinking  run  they  killed  a  dog-fox  as  late  as  June  the 
10th,  in  the  grounds  of  Netherton  Hall,  at  that  time  occupied 
by  Sir  Edmund  Prideaux. 

Another  most  remarkable  run  when  Mr.  Jack  Michell  owned 
and  hunted  them  :  they  found  at  Silcombe,  which  is  near 
Honiton,  and  killed  their  fox  in  the  dark  in  a  neighbouring 
county,  three  miles  north  of  Taunton — a  good  twenty-mile 
point. 

The  curious  part  of  this  epoch-making  run  was  that  the 
Master  had  no  idea  they  had  killed  until  next  day,  when  a 
farmer  who  had  witnessed  the  kill  enclosed  the  ear  of  the  fox, 
the  only  part  left  when  the  obedient,  well-trained  hounds 
responded  to  the  horn,  calling  them  off  after  darkness  had  set 
in.  The  farmer,  not  knowing  whose  hounds  they  were,  seeing 
no  followers,  thought  they  belonged  to  Mr.  Eames  of  another 
Cotley,  near  Chard,  and  sent  the  ear  to  him,  who  of  course 
forwarded  it  to  its  rightful  quarters. 

One  of  the  peculiarities  of  the  Michell  family  was  that 
neither  the  Rev.  Jack  nor  his  father,  the  Rev.  William,  used  to 
get  off  their  horses  from  start  to  finish  on  a  hunting  day  ;  I 
understand  they  made  this  a  rule,  and  had  I  not  been  told 
it  by  a  near  relative  of  their  reverences,  I  should  not  have 
believed  it. 

The  old  school  of  bipeds  was  certainly  more  hardy  and 
enduring  than  most  of  the  present  generation  ;  the  same  may 
be  said  of  horses  and  hounds.  Most  horses  in  these  days,  if 
asked  to  carry  a  heavy  man  from  early  morning  to  dewy  eve 


124      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

without  his  getting  out  of  the  saddle,  if  they  did  not  play  out 
altogether,  might  be  looked  upon  as  certain  to  give  some  heavy 
falls. 

I  think  most  would  require  second  horses  and  possibly  some 
vaseline  at  the  end  of  "  the  day."  It  certainly  sounds  rather 
hard  on  one  horse  to  ride  it  all  day,  especially  if  many  twenty- 
mile  points  were  made.  It  is  not  in  accordance  with  our 
present-day  notion,  when  we  jump  off  on  every  possible  occasion 
to  ease  and  rest  our  gees,  if  only  for  a  few  minutes. 

For  some  years  Mr.  Jack  Michell  also  kept  a  pack  of  badger- 
hounds  entirely  at  his  own  expense,  showing  record  sport, 
accounts  of  which  appeared  in  the  Field  and  other  papers, 
attracting  followers  from  all  parts  of  the  country. 

During  the  early  summer  nights  he  used  to  take  hounds  to 
Court  Wood,  not  far  from  the  kennels,  and  hunt  badger,  not 
often  having  a  blank  night,  the  old  keeper  Jim  Agland  having 
previously  stopped  the  "  earths  "  when  Messrs.  Brock  started 
forth  on  nocturnal  prowls. 

I  confess  my  sympathies  are  rather  with  the  cleanly,  interest- 
ing little  badger,  but  hunting  at  night  is  always  exciting  and  full 
of  surprises,  stumbling  along  by  the  light  of  a  hand  lantern, 
falling  headlong  over  barbed  wire  unseen  in  the  semi-darkness, 
and  stepping  into  brooks. 

I  wish  it  were  possible  to  collect  more  of  the  doings  of  some 
of  those  bygone  days  of  fine  old  sportsmen,  I  have  tried 
hard,  but  only  a  few  stories  of  them  are  left,  sketchy  little  bits 
here  and  there,  oft  repeated. 

I  understand  this  old  huntsman  was  a  delightful  companion 
and  raconteur,  with  that  great  gift,  a  sense  of  humour,  which 
helps  us  over  many  awkward  stiles. 

One  story  he  was  fond  of  telling  showed  the  way  his  father 
dealt  with  those  who  strayed  from  the  path  of  rectitude,  not 
being  a  believer  in  preaching  except  from  the  pulpit. 

An  old  woman  came  almost  daily  at  one  time  to  the  rectory 
to  receive  some  of  the  many  benefits  the  rector  showered  on  all 
who  needed  help,  for  he  never  could  bring  himself  to  send 
anybody  "  empty  away  "  ;  but  it  had  been  observed  for  some 
time  that  after  the  old  lady's  visit  other  things  had  disappeared 
as  well  as  the  "  benefits  "  placed  ready  for  her.  Amongst  the 
things  most  often  missing  were  pounds  of  butter.     At  last  this 


The  Revs.  Chard,  Froude  and  Michell      125 

was  reported  to  Mr.  Michell,  who,  seeing  her  walk  past  the  door 
one  day  where  he  was  busy  cooking  hound-food  over  a  roaring 
fire,  asked  her  to  stop  and  come  in  to  have  a  chat  with  him. 
At  first  she  seemed  reluctant,  but  was  at  last  persuaded  and  a 
chair  was  drawn  up  for  her  close  to  the  beautiful  warm  fire. 
The  rector  chatted  away  to  her,  keeping  her  quite  happy  and 
occupied  in  thought  until  there  appeared  on  the  floor  by  her 
feet  a  fair-sized  puddle  of  melted  butter.  Her  attention  was 
attracted  to  this  curious  phenomenon. 

Besides  being  a  keen  huntsman,  parson  Jack  Michell  was  a 
successful  fisherman,  holding  very  decided  opinions  as  to  the 
proper  flies  to  use  and  what  he  considered  the  necessary  and 
correct  panoply  for  the  sport.  Any  man  who  sallied  forth  with 
a  big  book  of  flies  was  scorned  ;  if,  added  to  the  big  book  of 
flies,  there  were  landing-nets  and  suchlike  items,  then  indeed  he 
was  considered  no  sportsman. 

I  must  say  I  think  he  deprived  himself  of  a  good  deal  of 
pleasure.  I  can  spend  a  happy  afternoon  doing  nothing  but 
examining  and  admiring  my  book  of  lovely  flies,  some  bought 
and  some  I  have  tied  for  myself.  Our  parson,  however,  was 
never  so  frivolous  :  two  flies  were  all  he  allowed  himself,  the 
"  Wrentail "  and  "  Blue  Upright,"  but  he  did  considerable 
execution  with  them. 

There  were  few  of  the  pleasures  of  life  this  old  sportsman  did 
not  enjoy  ;  besides  hunting  and  fishing,  he  loved  his  gun  and 
was  considered  a  very  good  shot  and  could  be  relied  upon  to 
replenish  the  larder  when  desired  so  to  do. 

He  shot  with  a  "  Joe  Manton  "  (muzzle-loader),  always 
carrying  it  at  half-cock,  being  a  wise  and  cautious  man,  and  he 
never  fully  cocked  either  barrel  until  the  birds  were  on  the  wing, 
but  seldom  failed  to  bring  down  his  right  and  left.  Stories  have 
been  told  of  a  wonderful  setter  he  had  ;  as  soon  as  she  winded 
her  game  she  dropped,  and  would  stand  indefinitely  until  her 
master  came  up. 

A  neighbour  of  this  versatile  sportsman  tells  me  he  has 
often  shot  with  Jack  Michell  and  seen  him  kill  his  right  and  left 
at  woodcock  in  the  woods  surrounding  his  home,  and  describes 
him  as  a  "  splendid  shot  " — which  reminds  me  I  should  have  got 
a  splendid  right  and  left  once  in  Wales  at  woodcock  if  I  had  not 
missed  them  ! 


126      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

When  pheasant-shooting  Mr.  Michell  used  to  say,  "  When  a 
bird  rises  take  out  your  snuff-box,  have  a  pinch  of  snuff,  then 
shoot  the  bird." 

In  1860,  feeUng  no  longer  very  young,  he  gave  up  his  Hving 
and  hounds  at  the  same  time.  I  have  been  told  that  anyone 
entering  the  village,  or  indeed  the  neighbourhood,  when  his 
decision  had  been  made  known  might  have  thought  some 
national  calamity  had  befallen  the  county  ;  everybody  was 
walking  about  with  long  faces  condoling  with  one  another.  He 
only  lived  nine  years  after  this,  and  the  county  felt  they  had 
lost  a  cheery  neighbour  and  a  good  friend  when  he  passed  away 
on  September  18th,  1869. 

In  this  ever-flowing  stream  which  keeps  renewing  the  world, 
which  is  the  most  precious  of  all  the  hurrying  things  that  we  can 
hold  and  keep  ?  Surely  it  is  the  memory  of  a  good  and  kindly 
life. 

I  often  think  the  lives  of  some  of  our  clergy  are  like  beautiful 
songs  ill  sung,  but  Parson  Michell's  was  a  splendid  song  well 
sung. 


Chapter  XI 

The  Rev.  Pierce  Armar  Butler — Purbeck  Pilgrim — His  Ancestors — Worthy  Sons 
— Three  Years  as  Army  Chaplain — Good-bye  to  the  Seventeenth  Division — 
— Feeling  Miserable — A  Coal-heaver's  Farewell — A  Popular  Sermon — Some 
Happy  Days — "Not  Taking  Any" — A  Sporting  House-Master — An  Un- 
common Experience — A  Triumphant  Run — A  Missing  Spur — A  Bobbery 
Pack — Purbeck  Pilgrim  Jumped  on — "  Artexerxes  "  has  Antipathies — A 
Small  Girl  on  a  Clever  Pony — A  Holiday  in  Ireland — Great  Preparations — A 
Disappointment — Billy  Butler  no  Relation — Rector  of  Frampton — A  Friend 
of  George  IV. — The  King  makes  a  Present — Mr.  Butler  makes  a  Mistake. 

PURBECK  PILGRIM,  who  for  years  wrote  the  South 
Dorset  Hunting  Reports  for  the  Field,  is  at  home  in 
East  Stoke  rectory,  Dorset,  where  he  is  known  as  the 
Rev.  Pierce  Armar  Butler.  He  was  born  in  1863,  and  is  son  of 
the  big-game  shooter  and  explorer,  the  Rev.  Pierce  Butler,  a 
notable  pioneer  in  the  Palestine  Survey. 

Mr.  Butler,  who  is  a  big,  finely-made  man  and  very  genial, 
is  the  great-grandson  of  the  Earl  of  Carrick,  and  comes  from  a 
family  of  sportsmen  and  soldiers  whose  names  have  shone  in  the 
annals  of  our  country.  One  of  his  ancestors  was  James  Butler, 
a  Major  in  the  Coldstream  Guards  who  distinguished  himself  at 
Silishia.  Another,  Henry  Butler,  was  A.D.C.  to  the  Duke  of 
Cambridge  :   both  these  Butlers  were  killed  in  the  Crimea. 

History  repeats  itself,  and  alas  !  two  of  Purbeck  Pilgrim's 
sons  have  given  their  lives  in  this  war.  One,  Ralph,  a  promising 
lad  in  the  Navy,  was  pursued  by  fate,  being  torpedoed  in  the 
Mediterranean  while  on  the  Dublin,  after  which  he  joined  the 
Hampshire  and  went  down  with  Lord  Kitchener  and  his  Staff. 
The  other  son,  Armar,  in  the  South  Lancashire  Regiment,  served 
two  years  at  Salonica,  where  he  was  badly  wounded.  Later  he 
transferred  to  the  Flying  Corps,  and  died  in  action.  Another 
son,  Rollo  Pierce,  drove  a  Red  Cross  Ambulance  in  Italy  and 
had  a  very  rough  time  during  the  big  retreat.  Yet  another 
son,  Hubert,  in  the  Third  Dorsets,  was  badly  knocked  about  at 
Arras  and  brought  home  nearly  dead. 

The  sporting  father  of  those  lads  was  himself  invalided  out 


128      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

of  the  army  after  three  and  a  half  years'  work  as  chaplain. 
Soon  after  war  broke  out  he  was  attached  to  the  Seventeenth 
Division,  but  was  left  in  England  when  they  went  abroad,  being 
medically  unfit.  The  latter  part  of  the  three  years  was  spent 
with  the  Dorsets  at  Weymouth,  where  he  was  known  as  "  the 
Chaplain  on  the  grey  horse." 

When  the  division  was  leaving  England  he  rode  with  the 
men  for  a  long  way  on  their  march  to  Winchester.  At  last  the 
moment  came  when  he  must  leave  them  and  turn  back, 
though  he  felt  the  parting  horribly.  Bracing  himself  up,  he 
said  good-bye  to  General  Pilcher  and  his  great  friend  Brigadier- 
General  Surtees  ;  then  he  stood  beside  the  road  watching  the 
division  pass  and  feeling,  to  use  his  own  expression,  as  if  he 
"  must  break  down  and  howl."  His  favourite  battalions  rolled 
past  with  their  lads  from  Northumberland,  Lancashire,  and 
Yorkshire  shouting,  "  Good-bye,  Passon,"  and  "  Best  of  luck. 
Padre."  Just  as  he  felt  he  could  not  stand  it  any  longer,  his' 
old  soldier-servant — a  Lancashire  coal-heaver — came  past,  and 
looking    up   most    woefully    said,    "  Good-bye,    Chaplain,    it's 

b y  hard  luck  you  can't  come,"  and  a  yell  of  laughter  that 

went  up  saved  the  situation. 

"  I  could  never  call  a  man  over  the  coals  for  swearing  like 
that,  for  it  was  just  the  most  sincere  affection  in  farewell,"  was 
Mr.  Butler's  judgment  of  this  lapse.  A  year  later  the  man 
came  back  to  the  Padre  badly  wounded,  but  amazingly  cheerful. 
When  Mr.  Butler  tried  to  express  his  sympathy  the  man's  only 
comment  was,  "  Well,  it  might  have  been  worse."  Looking  at 
the  wreck  before  him,  Mr.  Butler  wondered,  and  asked,  "  How 
much  worse  ?  "  "  Why,  I  might  have  been  dead,"  was  the 
surprised  reply. 

Mr.  Butler  believes  that  one  of  the  most  popular  sermons  he 
delivered  to  troops  was  preached  one  bitterly  cold  day  when 
the  men  were  shivering  at  an  open-air  service.  "  I  think  the 
best  sermon  I  can  preach  to  you  to-day,"  he  said,  "  is  no  sermon 
at  all." 

He  has  a  high  opinion  of  the  judgment  of  soldiers,  con- 
sidering them  to  be  fine  judges  of  real  religion,  but  allows  they 
do  not  like  the  butter  laid  on  too  thick,  and  they  read  their 
chaplain's  character  very  quickly. 

Mr.  Butler  regards  the  time  spent  with  the  troops    as    the 


The  Revs.  P.  A.  Butler  and   **  Billy  Butler  "    129 

happiest  days  of  his  clerical  career.  The  army  was  originally 
intended  to  be  his  profession  ;  in  fact,  he  served  some  years 
with  the  3rd  West  Kents  and  only  gave  it  up  after  volunteering 
for  the  Egyptian  campaign  and  being  refused. 

In  1915,  while  sitting  at  mess  in  Woolwich  camp,  Mr.  Butler 
noticed  a  Major  gazing  fixedly  at  him,  who  at  last  said,  "  Aren't 
you  Butler  ?  I  mean  P.  A.  Butler."  The  impeachment  being 
admitted,  he  continued,  "  Why,  the  last  time  I  saw  you  was  at 
Maidstone  in  1880,  when  you  were  having  an  altercation  with 
your  Colonel  at  the  ranges,  because  he  wanted  you  to  ride 
across  the  hollow  in  front  of  the  targets  with  the  bullets  whizzing 
about  !  — his  argument  being,  that  until  our  time  for  death  comes, 
the  Almighty  will  take  care  of  us  ;  but  you  were  not  taking 
any." 

The  Major  must  have  had  a  good  memory.  Perhaps,  like 
so  many,  he  could  remember  the  happenings  of  long  ago  better 
than  those  of  later  years. 

Mr.  Butler  was  educated  at  Marlborough,  and  here  his  first 
real  hunting  began.  Happily  his  house-master  was  very  keen 
on  the  same  sport,  and  the  fellow-feeling  making  him  wondrous 
kind,  these  two  used  to  snatch  hasty  luncheons  on  half-holidays, 
then  mount  hirelings,  and  away  together  to  look  for  the  Ted- 
worth  or  Craven.  They  enjoyed  some  good  scurries,  to  be 
lived  over  again  many  times  in  their  memories — some  glorious 
times  over  the  Downs  with  the  Tedworth.  Many  of  us  owe 
debts  of  gratitude  to  the  hireling  ;  he  is  a  long-suffering  friend 
and  has  done  us  numberless  good  turns. 

It  was  on  one  of  these  patient  friends  that  Mr.  Butler  took 
part  in  rather  a  remarkable  run  of  thirty-five  minutes  over  the 
Downs,  being  then  only  a  boy  and  a  lightweight.  Mounted  on 
some  good  blood  he  was  able  to  keep  in  touch  with  the  hounds 
the  whole  thirty-five  minutes.  Being  well  up  he  enjoyed  the 
uncommon  experience  of  seeing  one  of  the  leading  hounds  run 
for  quite  a  quarter  of  a  mile  singly  beside  the  fox  while  they 
were  snapping  at  one  another,  the  hound  evidently  not  daring 
to  run  into  the  fox  until  the  rest  of  the  pack  came  up.  It  is  no 
uncommon  thing,  and  a  curious  trait  in  hound  character,  that 
single-handed  they  do  not  care  to  tackle  their  quarry,  nearly 
always  waiting  in  awkward  moments,  for  the  rest  of  the  pack  to 
come  up  and  keep  them  in  countenance.     I  have  knoAvn  a 

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130      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

basset  hound  that  would  not  tackle  a  hare  alone,  but  kept 
dodging  about  and  jumping  up  and  down  until  the  rest  came 
up,  when  he  at  once  became  most  valiant.  I  believe  if  the  hare 
had  come  for  him  he  would  have  run  for  his  life. 

Another  eventful  day  from  Marlborough  was  in  a  run  with 
the  Craven  when  Sir  Richard  Sutton  was  the  Master,  right 
through  the  Tedworth  country  to  ground  in  the  Duke  of  Beau- 
fort's. Only  two  or  three  were  up  at  the  finish,  but  young  Butler 
was  amongst  them,  with  three  shoes  off  his  nag,  wet  and  cold, 
having  wallowed  through  two  or  three  brooks,  weary,  capless, 
and  one  spur  gone.  But  it  was  a  wet  and  triumphant  day,  one 
of  those  thrilling  experiences  when  you  may  be  suffering  from 
many  bloody  wounds,  big  scratches  from  thorns  and  brambles, 
yet  absolutely  unconscious  of  it  at  the  time  owing  to  the  passion 
of  pursuit. 

It  was  thus  with  young  Butler.  Not  until  the  fox  was  run 
to  ground  and  the  day  far  spent  did  he  realise  that  his  mount 
had  lost  three  shoes,  that  both  he  and  his  horse  were  sopping 
wet ;  and  very  grateful  he  was  to  Sir  Richard  Sutton  when  he 
kindly  offered  to  lend  his  knitted  gloves  to  this  plucky  boy  to 
warm  his  cold  fingers.  The  Master  had  watched  and  appreciated 
the  lad's  fine  performance  throughout  the  day.  Years  after- 
wards Mr.  Butler  saw  his  missing  spur  hanging  up  over  his  late 
master's  study  mantelpiece  (then  headmaster  of  a  well-known 
public  school),  a  memento  of  a  schoolboy's  eventful  day. 

So  much  for  boyhood.  The  next  matter  of  moment  was 
when  he  joined  the  West  Kent  Militia.  At  this  time  he  hunted 
with  various  packs,  sometimes  in  Dorsetshire  with  Mr.  Rad- 
clyffe's  hounds,  but  more  often  with  the  Cambridgeshire, 
occasional  odd  days  with  the  FitzWilliam  hounds,  and  on  foot 
with  the  Trinity  beagles. 

Whilst  reading  for  Orders  he  used  to  hunt  with  the  Goodwood 
and  also  with  harriers  from  Bognor.  It  used  to  be  said  of  him 
in  those  days  that  although  seen  on  all  parts  of  his  horse  he 
always  managed  to  get  back  into  the  saddle  again  ;  but  he  says 
this  is  not  strictly  true,  as  at  times  he  did  taste  Mother  Earth ; 
and  small  wonder,  for  if  hounds  failed  to  supply  them  with  the 
means  of  working  off  some  youthful  steam  and  energy,  a  few 
ardent  spirits  used  to  take  on  a  bit  of  country  and  try  to  pound 
one  another. 


The  Revs.  P.  A.  Butler  and  *'  Billy  Butler  "    131 

Later,  in  his  curate  days,  he  hunted  mostly  v^dth  the  Warn- 
ham  staghounds,  Surrey  Union,  Crawly  and  Horsham,  Lord 
Leconfield's  and  the  Chiddingfold.  It  was  during  this  period 
that  he  owned  the  best  hunter  of  his  life,  a  lean,  one-eyed 
chestnut  named  "  Cyclop,"  a  very  clever  three-quarter  bred 
mare,  a  marvel  over  timber — ^and  what  a  joy  a  real  good  timber- 
jumper  is  !  the  delightful  flick  of  the  quarters  that  just  does  the 
trick.  The  way  an  accomplished  hunter  who  loves  jumping 
settles  down  and  arranges  his  own  paces  when  he  sees  timber 
ahead  of  him  is  beautiful  to  behold,  and  still  more  beautiful  to 
experience. 

Once  Mr.  Butler  hunted  a  pack  of  his  own.  It  consisted  of  a 
bob-tailed  harrier,  two  beagles,  a  Gordon  setter,  a  poodle,  and 
various  terriers.  Generally  they  ran  a  "  drag,"  but  one  epoch- 
making  day  the  only  resident  hare  of  the  neighbourhood  was 
encountered  in  Bembridge  Marsh  and  hunted  for  half  an  hour 
with  this  motley  but  happy  and  sporting  pack  to  the  accompani- 
ment of  the  most  soul-stirring  music,  all  running  with  wonderful 
dash  and  drive.  Whether  the  poodle  or  the  bob-tailed  harrier 
led  the  van  I  know  not,  but  suddenly  they  checked,  no  amount 
of  casting  recovered  the  line.  Any  ordinary  pack  might  have 
lost  the  hare  ;  not  so  his  reverence's,  for  the  trusty  setter  came 
to  the  rescue,  standing  firm  and  staunch  at  a  hedge.  Quickly 
the  huntsman  got  his  pack  to  the  other  side  of  the  hedge  and 
lured  the  setter  on.  Result — a  kill,  and  to-day  the  vicarage 
study  wall  is  ornamented  with  puss's  profile. 

Most  of  us  who  go  out  hunting  meaning  real  business  meet 
with  nasty  falls  now  and  then,  but  happily  we  do  not  often  get 
jumped  on,  which  was  the  unpleasant  experience  of  Mr.  Butler, 
whose  face  was  "  somewhat  bashed  out  of  shape,"  as  he  ex- 
presses it,  and  left  him  looking  "  almost  as  if  a  professional 
pugilist  had  been  walking  all  over  it." 

Unfortunately  the  very  next  day  there  was  a  village  wedding, 
and  the  couple  with  their  friends  were  hoping  to  see  their  vicar 
handsome  and  imposing  as  usual.  Not  wishing  to  disappoint 
his  parishioners  by  having  a  deputy,  Mr.  Butler  struggled  to  the 
church.  Whether  he  succeeded  in  seeing  out  of  one  of  his 
"  jumped  on  "  eyes  or  whether  he  knew  the  service  by  heart  I 
cannot  say  ;  perhaps  it  was  between  the  tv,'o,  and  combined 
with  pluck  and  grit,  he  got  satisfactorily  through  the  service. 


132      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

In  the  East  Stoke  rectory  stables  are  to  be  found  some  useful 
weight-carriers,  for  the  nine-stone  Marlborough  boy  has  grown 
into  a  sixteen-stone  man.  "  Artexerxes  "  was  the  name  of  a 
favourite  heavy-weight  hunter  that  did  him  well  for  several 
seasons,  carrying  him  well  to  the  front  in  two  or  three  big 
heath  runs.  He  bought  the  horse,  which  was  sold  to  him  by  a 
man  who  said  it  was  a  vile  brute  in  stable  and  at  the  forge  ; 
indeed,  so  awkward  was  he  that  the  village  smithies  trembled 
when  they  saw  him  coming  to  be  shod,  and  he  often  had  to  be 
cast  before  it  was  satisfactorily  accomplished.  In  spite  of  his 
queer  temper,  however,  he  was  pleasant  to  ride,  and  as  clever 

Poor  old  "  Artexerxes  "  was  sold  once  when  the  "  Purbeck 
Pilgrim  "  was  very  ill  and  the  doctors  said  he  would  hunt  no 
more  ;  but  I  am  glad  to  say  their  prophecy  was  not  fulfilled,  for 
he  is  going  as  strong  as  ever  again  and  riding  young  ones 
requiring  "  hands  "  and  "  seat." 

One  of  the  most  interesting  hunts  of  his  life  was  in  Dorset- 
shire, when  after  a  fast  run  across  the  heath  he  espied  a.  black 
speck  crossing  the  nastiest  bog  in  the  neighbourhood  and 
wondered  what  it  could  be — discovering  at  last  it  was  his  very 
precious  and  only  daughter  on  her  Shetland  pony.  She  had 
broken  away  from  her  governess  on  hearing  hounds,  and  made 
her  way  across  the  dangerous  morass — thanks  to  her  clever  pony 
— in  safety. 

The  Master  blooded  her,  and  so  great  was  her  pride  she 
would  not  allow  it  to  be  washed  off  that  night.  The  poor 
distracted  governess  who  had  lost  her  charge  made  her  way 
home  to  break  the  news,  and  was  overjoyed  to  find  the  little 
lady  had  been  safely  escorted  home  by  her  father. 

Hunting  is  by  no  means  the  only  recreation  Mr.  Butler 
indulges  in.  He  enjoys  all  the  good  things  that  come  his  way. 
He  is  a  good  ^hot  and  sought  after  when  "  the  bag  "  is  the  chief 
consideration,  but  perhaps  excels  as  a  dry-fly  fisherman, 
that  most  fascinating  of  pastimes,  and  he  is  exceedingly  keen. 
In  the  Frome  close  to  his  rectory  he  has  landed  many  good 
salmon  up  to  thirty-five  pounds. 

Once  he  decided  he  would  spend  a  happy  holiday  in  Ireland 
fishing.  He  made  great  preparations  so  as  to  have  plenty  of 
baskets  to  send  his  fish  home  in,  and  to  his  friends,  who  naturally 


The  Revs.  P.  A.  Butler  and  *'  Billy  Butler  "     133 

were  looking  forward  to  the  moment  when  the  baskets  would 
begin  to  arrive.  Some  kill-joy  dared  to  suggest  he  had  better 
catch  the  fish  first  and  see  about  baskets  afterwards.  Of  course 
no  notice  was  taken  of  these  croakers,  and  away  went  Purbeck 
Pilgrim  and  his  friend  to  Ireland,  and  no  doubt  thoroughly 
enjoyed  the  holiday,  as  everyone  does  in  Ireland  ;  but  un- 
fortunately the  fish-baskets  remained  empty,  for  not  a  single 
one  was  caught,  and  only  one  was  seen  on  the  rod  of  an  en- 
thusiastic angler  who  had  bought  it  for  twenty-five  shillings  just 
to  see  what  it  felt  like  to  have  a  salmon  on  his  rod  !  As  a 
matter  of  fact,  it  felt  like  nothing  at  all,  at  all,  as  it  had  views 
of  its  own  and  got  off  again  in  exactly  half  a  second.  Twenty- 
five  shillings  for  half  a  second's  run  was  an  expensive  burst. 

Mr.  Butler  has  written  a  good  deal  on  sport ;  all  the  sporting 
matter  in  the  "  Victorian  Counties  History  of  Dorset  "  is  from 
his  pen,  and  many  articles  in  papers  and  magazines.  He  writes 
as  he  speaks,  cheerily  and  amusingly,  and  has  a  good  sense  of 
humour.     He  always  signs  himself  "  Purbeck  Pilgrim." 

I  fear  from  my  account  of  his  sport  I  may  have  misled  my 
readers  into  thinking  Mr.  Butler's  parish  is  neglected,  but  this 
is  not  so  really  ;  he  is  one  of  the  hardest-working  parish  priests, 
and  never  allows  sport  to  come  first :  duty  comes  first  and  sport 
second.  His  parishioners  always  try  to  enable  him  to  get  away 
to  fish,  shoot,  or  hunt ;  they  take  pride  in  his  prowess — at  least, 
that  is  how  it  seems  to  me  ;  perhaps  they  like  a  little  reflected 
glory  for  their  village. 

This  interesting  character  is  a  High  Churchman,  and  he  is 
a  socialistic  old  Tory  who  loves  his  people,  and  they  love  him. 
His  chief  pride  is  his  wee  daughter  on  her  Shetland  pony, 
entered  to  hounds  a  few  years  ago. 

The  sayings  of  school-children  are  often  amusing.  In  one 
of  this  cleric's  village  schools  the  ten-year-old  son  of  a  village 
carter  was  asked,  "  Why  did  Joseph  tell  his  brethren  not  to  fall 
out  by  the  way  ?  "  He  replied,  "  'Cause  there  wern't  no 
tail-board  t'  the  cart." 

I  think  Mr.  Butler  is  what  Bishop  Temple  would  have 
described  as  one  of  the  "  Nimrod,  Ramrod,  Fishing-rod  Parsons." 

There  is  yet  another  parson  Butler  well  known  in  the  west 
country,  but  he  is  no  relation  to  "  Purbeck  Pilgrim,"  and 
belonged  to  quite  another  generation.     His  name  was  the  Rev. 


134      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

William  Butler.  If  you  were  to  ask  anybody  in  his  county  of 
Dorset  or  any  of  the  surrounding  counties  if  they  had  ever 
heard  of  the  Rev.  William  Butler  they  would  shake  their  heads 
and  say,  "  No,  never  "  ;  but  say,  "  Do  you  remember  Billy 
Butler  ?  "  and  their  reply  will  be  quite  different,  for  his  name  is 
a  household  word.  He  was  always  called  "  Billy  "  with  the 
familiarity  of  affection  by  his  fellow-sportsmen,  and  as  such  is 
remembered  to-day  by  those  of  his  contemporaries  who  are  still 
living,  while  others  know  of  him  so  well  they  almost  feel  as  if 
they  also  had  been  personal  friends. 

With  perhaps  the  exception  of  Jack  Russell,  I  know  of  no 
other  hunting  parson  so  well  known  or  so  frequently  quoted. 
His  memory  has  endured  well,  for  he  died  in  1843,  at  the  age  of 
eighty-one,  and  hunted  up  to  the  end  of  his  days — a  round- 
about, jolly  old  man. 

The  Rev.  Billy  was  rector  of  Frampton  in  Dorset,  and  was  a 
great  friend  of  George  IV.  when  Prince  of  Wales,  who  hunted  a 
pack  of  hounds  from  Crichel  in  1800,  kennelling  them  at  Puddles- 
town. 

Many  are  the  stories  told  relating  to  the  friendship  between 
His  Royal  Highness  and  Mr.  Butler.  It  was  in  the  hunting-field 
they  first  met,  and  I  believe  what  drew  them  together  in  the 
first  instance  was  Mr.  Butler's  assistance  on  a  blank  day. 

There  had  been  a  long  and  fruitless  draw,  and  all  were 
dispirited,  when  somebody  pointed  out  Mr.  Butler  as  a  man 
who  knew  the  haunt  of  every  fox  in  the  neighbourhood,  and  he 
was  asked  where  he  thought  one  would  be  found.  He  at  once 
advised  a  neighbouring  gorse  to  be  drawn. 

Hounds  went  through  it,  but  owned  to  no  fox.  People 
began  to  think  their  infallible  Billy  was  at  fault  for  once,  but 
they  were  mistaken.  Going  up  to  the  huntsman,  he  asked 
which  was  the  most  reliable  hound  in  the  pack.  "  Trojan  "  was 
pointed  out.  Mr.  Butler  at  once  began  friendly  overtures  to 
this  hound,  and  at  last  picked  him  up  in  his  arms  and  struggled 
with  him  through  the  middle  of  the  gorse,  and  after  a  little 
persuasion  got  him  to  put  his  nose  down. 

A  whimper,  and  then  a  deep  note  soon  told  the  field  the 
parson  was  right  after  all.  The  whole  pack  was  away  full  cry 
on  the  line  of  a  fine  fox,  which  had  lain  close  in  the  thickest  part 
of  the  gorse. 


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The  Revs.  P.  A.  Butler  and  "  Billy  Butler  '*    135 

It  sounds  as  if  the  parson's  nose  was  the  one  to  be  rehed  upon  ! 

Mr.  Butler  was  always  a  welcome  guest  at  Crichel  during 
the  Prince's  stay  there,  and  during  one  of  his  visits  His  Royal 
Highness  told  Mr.  Butler  he  might  go  into  the  stable  and  choose 
any  horse  he  liked.  It  did  not  take  his  reverence  long  to  pick 
out  a  good-looking  chestnut  and  ride  off  on  it,  evidently  being 
of  the  opinion  that  a  horse  in  hand  is  worth  two  in  a  stable,  if 
I  may  be  allowed  to  so  pervert  the  old  proverb. 

A  few  days  later  a  groom  arrived  at  the  rectory  with  a  note, 
saying,  unfortunately  Mr.  Butler  had  taken  away  a  horse 
belonging  to  somebody  else  and  not  the  Prince's,  but  a  cheque 
for  £150  was  enclosed  to  help  to  break  the  blow. 

The  Prince  being  exceedingly  kind  and  generous,  a  little 
later  gave  Mr.  Butler  another  choice  out  of  his  stables,  this  time 
not  to  be  taken  away  again. 

Mr.  Butler  was  educated  at  Wadham  College,  Oxford.  His 
first  living  was  Sturminster  Newton,  where  he  was  much  liked 
and  respected,  winning  golden  opinions  also  as  a  preacher,  which 
has  not  been  one  of  the  leading  features  of  the  majority  of 
parsons.  Here,  again,  he  resembles  Mr.  Russell,  who  was  an 
eloquent  preacher,  with  a  good  voice,  and  that  touch  of  human 
sympathy  which  conveys  itself  so  quickly  to  other  people. 

By  the  way,  talking  of  preachers,  one  of  the  worst  I  ever 
heard— which  is  saying  a  good  deal — used  to  be  so  moved  at  his 
own  oratorical  powers  that  he  shed  tears  of  emotion,  which  so 
affected  his  speech  we  had  to  take  a  good  deal  for  granted  as 
to  how  it  all  ended,  and  fill  in  the  gaps  for  ourselves. 

The  Rev.  Billy  had  one  of  those  faithful  trusty  servants  not 
often  to  be  met  with  in  these  days.  I  have  forgotten  the  man's 
name,  but  wherever  his  master  went  there  was  the  faithful 
attendant ;  if  his  reverence  went  to  church,  so  did  his  fac- 
totum ;  if  Mr.  Billy  went  a-hunting,  so  did  the  servant  ;  if  he 
went  out  to  dinner,  so  did  his  shadow. 

We  may  be  forgiven  for  thinking  at  times  this  must  have 
been  inconvenient,  but  there  were  occasions  when  it  was  an 
advantage,  especially  when  Mr.  Butler  had  promised  to  take 
services  and  keep  appointments  which  in  his  later  years  slipped 
his  memory. 

On  one  occasion,  when  master  and  servant  were  well  on  their 
way  to  a  meet,  meaning  to  hunt,  suddenly  the  "  shadow  " 


136      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

remembered  his  master  had  promised  to  take  a  special  service 
that  morning,  which  had  quite  shpped  their  memories.  He  at 
once  reminded  Mr.  Butler,  and  they  both  turned  their  horses' 
heads  and  galloped  back,  reaching  the  church  in  time  to  tie  up 
their  horses  at  a  proper  distance  from  the  place  of  worship. 

The  service  was  held,  with  the  faithful  servant  forming  one 
of  the  congregation,  both  hoping  the  surplice  would  hide  the 
hunting  garments.  Having  decorously  performed  his  duties, 
Mr.  Butler  and  the  faithful  one  remounted  and  hurried  off  in 
the  direction  they  hoped  might  bring  them  in  touch  with  the 
hounds. 

The  great  age  so  many  of  these  sportsmen  attain  proves  the 
healthfulness  of  the  out-of-doors  life  and  happy  surroundings  of 
Mother  Earth  and  Dame  Nature  ;  and  it  is  pleasant  to  think 
that  though  we  hear  many  funny  stories  of  them — ^and  some  of 
their  doings  were  not  altogether  in  accord  with  our  present 
notions  of  propriety — we  never  hear  of  their  having  been 
unpopular  in  their  parishes  as  we  often  do  now  ;  neither  does 
any  man  remember  meeting  with  anything  but  charity  in  word 
or  deed  from  them. 

Billy  Butler  was  rector  of  Frampton  for  forty  years.  A 
brother  cleric  who  was  not  entirely  of  Mr.  Billy's  way  of  thinking 
was  constrained  to  allow,  "  Mr.  Butler's  career  as  a  divine  was 
not  without  some  redeeming  features,  and  he  was  much  respected 
for  the  exemplary  discharge  of  his  parochial  duties,  and  enjoyed 
some  popularity  as  a  preacher."  There  is  a  slight  account  of 
this  Mr.  Billy  Butler  in  the  "  History  of  Dorset." 

At  one  time  when  a  valuable  living  became  vacant  it  was 
offered  to  Mr.  Butler,  but  he  declined  it,  saying  he  would  be 
happier  ending  his  days  in  the  little  vicarage  at  Frampton. 

The  picture  of  Mr.  Butler  is  not  what  one  might  consider 
artistic,  but  it  speaks  to  us  of  the  date  when  it  was  originally 
taken. 


Chapter  XII 

The  Rev.  E.  A.  Aldridge — Takes  Medical  Degree — Becomes  a  Chinese  Mandarin 
— In  the  Pytchley  Country — Poaching — Beware  of  the  Butler — Please  "  Shut 
up  " — Known  as  a  "  Plodder  " — With  Sir  Robert  Hart — Obligations  of  the 
Mandarin — Five  Years  on  Hainan — A  Thousand  Miles  up  the  Yangtze  River 
— The  Foreign  Devil — A  Narrow  Escape — House  Burnt  to  the  Ground — 
Reverence  for  the  Missionary — A  Simla  General's  Views  on  Missionaries — 
Working  in  Leeds  Slums — Good-bye  to  Sport — Running  Saves  Him — A 
Species  of  Freedom  Again — Shadows  of  the  Oxford  Movement — Dress  Eti- 
quette at  Cambridge  University — Tommy  Atkins  of  Yesterday,  and  To-day — 
A  Few  Axioms — A  Wooden  Leg — The  Rising  Generation — Some  Sporting 
Generals — A  Callow  Jest — The  Jester  Dwindles — First  Volunteer  in  Hanning- 
ton — At  Loos — Wounded — With  the  Scottish  Division. 

THE  REV.  E.  A.  ALDRIDGE  has  undoubtedly  had  an 
exciting  career. 
Having  taken  good  medical  degrees  before  becoming 
a  parson,  he  joined  the  Royal  Army  Medical  Corps  in  1914,  and 
has  served  as  a  doctor  with  the  forces  in  France,  being  still  there 
at  the  time  this  is  being  written.  Medicine  is  only  one  of  his 
accomplishments  ;  among  other  things  he  is  a  Mandarin  of 
China,  member  of  the  Alpine  Club,  Fellow  of  the  Royal  Geo- 
graphical Society,  and  an  all-round  sportsman.  As  for  adven- 
tures, he  has  had  his  fair  share,  and  it  is  a  profound  mystery  why 
he  was  not  killed  by  any  of  the  various  mobs  of  Chinamen  which 
pursued  him  from  time  to  time  for  the  express  purpose  of  taking 
his  life. 

He  was  brought  up  in  the  country  and  tutored,  with  a  score 
of  other  boys  of  his  own  age,  at  Welton  vicarage  in  the  Pytchley 
country,  with  those  excellent  fox-coverts,  Barlby  and  Badby 
woods  close  at  hand,  so  that  the  inspiring  sight  of  hounds  and 
the  galloping  field  was  often  afforded  them.  The  vicar  rarely 
refused  a  holiday  when  hounds  met  near,  so  that  Aldridge  and 
his  companions  not  infrequently  had  a  day  on  foot,  although  the 
Pytchley  is  not  an  ideal  country  for  those  hunting  on  foot. 

In  addition  to  these  opportunities  for  hunting,  there  was  a 


138      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

good-hearted  old  Major  living  at  Welton  Place  who  might  have 
stood  for  the  original  of  Kipling's  Colonel  Dabney  in  "  Stalky 
and  Co.,"  for  he  gave  the  boys  the  run  of  his  park  and  unlimited 
fishing  in  the  lake,  to  the  undisguised  anguish  of  his  keeper, 
who  suspected  the  boys — with  perfect  justice — of  poaching 
rabbits. 

Years  after  Mr.  Aldridge  was  dining  with  a  sedate  country 
squire  who  had  been  his  boy  friend  at  Welton,  and  reminded  him 
of  their  many  poaching  exploits  together ;  but  the  train  of 
thought  was  broken  by  a  kick  from  his  host's  foot  under  the 
table,  which  drew  his  attention  to  the  fact  that  the  squire  was 
making  warning  faces  at  him.  "  My  butler  must  hear  nothing 
of  that,"  he  whispered.  "  I,  at  all  events,  am  now  a  respectable 
character,  and  want  the  butler  still  to  think  so.  Besides,  I  often 
have  to  go  for  poachers  on  my  own  shoot,  so  please  shut  up." 
Mr.  Aldridge  obediently  "  shut  up,"  and  his  host  is  still  basking 
in  the  sunshine  of  his  butler's  esteem. 

Mr.  Aldridge  has  always  loved  nature  and  all  its  birds  and 
beasts,  which  led  him,  as  a  boy,  to  show  even  more  than  the 
usual  boyish  fondness  for  pets,  and  he  tamed,  or  tried  to  tame, 
every  sort  of  animal  he  could  get  hold  of.  He  was  known  by 
the  illuminating  nickname  of  "  Plodder,"  but  it  is  not  clear  if 
this  referred  to  his  method  of  pursuing  knowledge  or  field 
sports.     Perhaps  both. 

He  took  his  degree  from  Trinity  College,  Cambridge,  where 
he  ran  for  the  'Varsity  hare  and  liounds  and  hunted  with  the 
Trinity  beagles — that  remarkable  little  pack  with  which  more 
well-known  sportsmen  have  served  their  apprenticeship  than 
with  any  other  beagles  in  the  country. 

At  this  time  Mr.  Aldridge  had  no  idea  of  entering  the  Church, 
and  went  abroad.  After  knocking  about  the  world  for  some 
time,  he  found  himself  in  China  under  Sir  Robert  Hart,  a  remark- 
able man  who  made  a  reputation  for  himself  in  the  East  that 
has  never  been  equalled  by  another  European.  At  the  time, 
Sir  Robert  was  Inspector-General  of  the  Customs  in  China, 
having  practically  created  the  customs  service  of  that  country 
as  it  exists  to-day.  Mr.  Aldridge  spent  seventeen  years  out 
there,  generally  being  given  the  wildest  and  most  sporting 
stations  by  his  chief,  where  the  attractions  mainly  consisted  of 
excellent  shooting  and  the  prospect  of  murder.     After  some 


The  Rev.  E.  A.  Aldridge  139 

years  of  hard  work  he  received  mandarin  rank  by  an  Imperial 
edict  in  recognition  of  his  services.  I  reproduce  his  photograph 
in  his  mandarin  robes.  One  rather  trying  obhgation  imposed 
on  mandarinhood  by  ancient  Chinese  law,  is  that  they  are 
required  to  accuse  themselves  of  any  shortcomings  they  may 
detect  in  their  own  conduct,  and  demand  pimishment.  This 
seems  to  me  like  taking  bread  out  of  the  lawyers'  mouths  ! 

As  his  work  generally  took  him  away  from  the  haunts  of 
other  white  men,  he  did  not  get  much  riding,  except  when  he 
happened  to  be  near  Shanghai,  where  there  was  a  race-course, 
even  in  those  early  days,  as  well  as  frequent  paper-chases.  The 
only  mount  he  took  with  him  into  the  wilds  was  a  little  Chinese 
pony,  but  the  shooting  was  still  unspoilt,  and  his  dogs  and  gun 
were  his  constant  companions.  He  spent  five  years  on  the  then 
unexplored  island  of  Hainan,  and  for  another  five  years  was 
buried  one  thousand  miles  up  the  Yangtze  river — an  epic  in 
loneliness  that  would  have  been  too  much  for  most  people. 
Large  fat  volumes  remain  unwritten  of  his  adventures  and 
hair-breadth  escapes  during  this  time,  for  thirty  years  or  more 
ago  the  "  foreign  devil  "  received  as  cold  a  welcome  in  the  wilds 
of  China  as  anywhere  in  the  world. 

One  of  his  narrowest  escapes  was  when  his  would-be  slayers 
so  nearly  caught  him  that  he  only  escaped  by  slipping  his  arms 
out  of  his  coat,  which  had  been  seized  by  the  foremost  of  his 
enemies.  He  ultimately  made  his  escape  by  hiding  in  a  tangle 
of  undergrowth  among  deep  creeks,  after  running  the  gauntlet 
of  showers  of  stones.  He  could  hear  the  mob  encouraging 
themselves  by  such  kindly  remarks  as,  "  Kill  him,  kill  him  !  "  and 
"  Kill  the  foreign  devil !  "  On  second  thoughts  I  think  I  ought 
not  to  have  said  foreigners  received  a  "  cold  "  welcome  in  China ; 
I  should  have  said  a  warm  one.  During  another  riot  he  lost 
everything  he  possessed  except  three  dogs,  which  followed  him 
in  his  flight  while  his  house  was  being  burnt  to  the  ground  ;  and 
he  subsequently  took  part  in  the  defence  of  the  Government 
buildings  from  the  mob  until  relieved  by  British  blue- jackets. 

It  is  probably  to  his  up-country  shooting-trips  that  he  owes 
the  fact  that  he  is  now  a  parson,  for  it  was  while  in  the  interior 
that  he  saw  much  of  the  missionaries  and  was  impressed  by 
their  self-sacrificing  devotion.  I  am  glad  to  hear  this,  for 
although  I  have  travelled  about  the  world  a  good  deal  and  lived 


140      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

in  the  East  for  some  years,  I  confess  I  do  not  cherish  a  very  deep 
love  for  the  missionary ;  but  I  dare  say  that  is  only  because  I 
have  not  been  fortunate  in  those  I  have  met,  and  my  untutored 
mind  fails  to  grasp  their  virtues.  I  remember  being  chided  by 
an  old  General  who  sat  next  me  at  dinner  in  Simla  years  ago, 
because  I  said  I  did  not  admire  missionaries.  In  his  view,  he 
said,  they  performed  most  valuable  service  to  the  state  by 
occasionally  getting  eaten,  thereby  providing  most  excellent 
training  for  young  officers  who  accompanied  the  punitive  ex- 
peditions sent  out  to  avenge  them  ;  but  at  that  time  there  was 
not  enough  fighting  to  go  round,  and  I  am  sure  the  General 
would  change  his  view  if  he  were  alive  to-day. 

Mr.  Aldridge  came  home  intending  to  return  and  work  with 
the  missionaries  as  a  layman,  but  was  persuaded  to  take  Orders 
and  stay  in  England  to  take  up  work  in  the  crowded  slums  of 
Leeds.  No  change  could  have  been  more  complete.  After 
years  of  sport  and  adventure  in  the  East,  with  few  of  his  own 
race  about  him,  and  those  few  all  cheery  sportsmen,  he  found 
himself  planted  in  the  midst  of  the  crowded  squalor  of  an 
industrial  slum.  I  doubt  very  much  if  he  had  seen  anything  in 
the  wilds  worse  than  the  grim  misery  our  civilisation  can  show, 
or  if  any  number  of  missionaries  could  ever  enable  the  heathen 
Chinee  to  appreciate  what  he  had  missed.  In  these  new 
surroundings  he  even  felt  obliged  to  refuse  pheasant-shooting 
invitations  for  fear  he  should  offend  the  susceptibilities  of  his 
Leeds  vicar  ;  yet  how  he  must  have  longed  for  an  occasional 
day  among  trees  and  open  country  to  remind  him  of  the  old 
free  life,  after  weeks  and  months  in  the  choking  gloom  of  the 
slums  ! 

The  call  of  the  wild  gradually  grew  on  him — it  would  have 
been  amazing  had  it  not — and  he  began  to  feel  like  a  caged 
bird.  He  took  to  running — ^quite  an  exciting  sport  in  the 
crowded  streets  of  a  city — and  it  earned  him  the  title  of  the 
"  running  parson,"  but  helped  to  keep  him  alive. 

The  shackles  of  conventional  city  life  grew  always  more 
intolerable,  and  at  last  he  obtained  a  country  living,  and  some- 
thing of  the  old  sense  of  freedom  returned  so  that  the  call  of  the 
East  grew  fainter  and  less  insistent ;  but  it  is  in  his  heart  to  this 
day,  and  still  occasionally  raises  its  small  voice. 

At  his  new  home  Hannington,  in  Hampshire,  he  naturally 


The  Rev.  E.  A.  Aldridge  141 

found  his  recreation  in  sport,  particularly  hunting,  but  he  has 
strong  views  on  the  subordination  of  sport  to  duty  and  has 
evolved  a  code  of  rules  for  his  own  guidance  which  will  be  of 
interest  to  all  hunting  parsons.  In  a  letter  to  me  on  the  subject 
of  hunting  he  says,  "  The  stories  told  of  the  old  hunting  parson 
— let  us  hope  they  are  greatly  exaggerated — must  never  be 
heard  in  modern  times."  But  I  am  afraid  there  can  be  little 
doubt  that  the  stories  were  not  exaggerated.  It  is  impossible 
to  read  the  records  of  some  of  the  hunting  parsons  of  the  first 
part  of  the  nineteenth  century  which  appear  in  this  book 
without  seeing  that,  however  lovable  they  may  have  been  as  good 
fellows,  however  good  sportsmen,  and  however  charitable  in 
their  squirish  way,  they  were  often  not  parsons  in  any  real  sense 
of  the  word,  and  should  never  have  set  out  to  be  clergymen 
at  all. 

They  had  more  than  a  little  to  do  with  the  bad  state  of  the 
Church  of  England  before  the  reawakening  set  in  and  changed 
everything  for  the  better — an  event  that  may  be  dated,  for 
want  of  a  better  landmark,  from  what  is  called  the  Oxford 
Movement.  I  have  never  heard  of  an  officiating  clergyman  of 
the  present  day  who  has  ever  been  accused  of  neglecting  his 
work  for  the  sake  of  sport,  and  I  should  not  think  there  is  a 
sensible  person  who  would  not  agree  that  the  modern  hunting 
parson  is  generally  the  best  parish  cleric  to  be  found  in  his 
county. 

Mr.  Aldridge  believes  that  a  hunting  parson  should  be  even 
more  than  usually  punctilious  in  the  discharge  of  parish  work. 
He  once  indulged  in  a  morning's  shooting  before  taking  a 
wedding,  and  although  he  gave  himself  plenty  of  time  to  change 
before  the  service,  he  afterwards  regretted  having  shot  before- 
hand. 

Talking  about  dressing  for  church  recalls  a  strange  ex- 
perience he  had  while  a  youngster  at  Cambridge.  Before 
starting  for  the  training-camp  at  Aldershot,  he  attended  chapel 
in  uniform  and  was  promptly  told  by  the  janitor  to  go  and  change 
his  "  Buck-shooter's "  dress.  In  the  end  he  had  to  cover 
the  Queen's  uniform  with  a  long  surplice  before  he  was  allowed 
to  take  part  in  the  service.  This  is  a  beautiful  example  of  the 
different  treatment  accorded  soldiers  in  peace  and  war.  In 
peace  time,  right  up  to  August,    1914<,    a  private  soldier  was 


142      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

ousted  from  saloon-bars  with  lofty  scorn  by  the  local  green- 
grocer and  his  friends,  and  told  to  go  to  the  jug-and-bottle 
entrance.  A  month  after  war  was  declared — the  greengrocer 
and  his  like  being  thoroughly  scared — Thomas  Atkins,  dazed 
but  flattered,  found  himself  being  fed  on  buttered  toast  in 
mayoral  drawing-rooms. 

But  this  is  a  shocking  digression.  Mr.  Aldridge  believes 
that  a  parson  should  pay  attention  to  his  hunting-kit  and 
always  turn  out  well  dressed,  as  laymen  note  such  things  and 
like  to  see  their  parson  smart.  The  question  as  to  what  is  the 
correct  kit  for  clergymen  in  the  hunting-field  remains  un- 
settled, as  no  clerical  tailor  seems  to  have  thought  of  devising  a 
correct  and  distinctive  outfit,  which  is  a  pity. 

Among  his  axioms  are  the  following.  The  first  I  have 
already  quoted  ;  it  deals  with  the  necessity  of  parish  work 
always  coming  first. 

"  If  a  clergyman  wishes  to  enjoy  the  sport  of  fox-hunting,  he 
must  remember  that  '  none  of  us  liveth  to  himself,'  and  take 
care  not  to  let  his  '  good  be  evil  spoken  of. '"  Which  I  take  to 
mean  that  he  has  to  be  extra  unselfish,  because  his  most  ordinary 
doings  are  more  likely  to  be  observed  and  criticised  than  those 
of  laymen. 

"  His  hunting  should  meet  with  the  approval  of  all  around 
him,  or  he  had  better  leave  it  alone,  lest  he  bring  discredit  upon 
his  high  calling."  A  counsel  of  perfection  indeed  !  He  is  a 
lucky  man  who  can  do  anything  with  the  approval  of  all  around 
him. 

"  Let  him  buy  his  oats  and  straw  in  the  village.  .  .  .  One  day's 
hunting  a  week,  with  a  frequent  extra,  will  not  be  thought  too 
much." 

"  Whatever  a  parson  does  should  be  done  well,  and  he 
should  ride  straight  to  hounds  if  he  hunts,  and  take  his  falls 
cheerfully,  for  there  are  laymen  inclined  to  look  on  him  as  an 
effeminate  creature,  neither  fish  nor  fowl." 

It  will  be  seen  that  this  last  axiom  is  almost  identical  with 
the  oft-expressed  opinion  of  Dean  Hole,  which  is  referred  to  in 
another  chapter,  and  I  feel  rather  crushed,  as  I  ventured  to 
disagree  with  it ;  but  Mr.  Aldridge  gives  a  good  reason  for  his 
opinion,  nor  is  he  so  arbitrary  as  Dean  Hole,  v/ho  would  not  let 
a  parson  hunt  unless  he  rode  straight,  if  he  could  have  had  his 


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way ;  so  I  still  hold  a  brief  for  the  elderly  and  adipose  cleric  on 
the  elderly  and  adipose  cob,  who,  I  maintain,  has  as  much  right 
to  enjoy  himself  in  his  own  way  as  anybody  else. 

Once,  while  hunting  with  Lord  Middleton's  hounds,  Mr. 
Aldridge  remarked  on  the  good  influence  of  parsons  on  hunting- 
fields  to  a  pal  of  his,  a  Yorkshire  squire.  "  I  don't  know  about 
the  field,"  replied  his  friend, "  but  I  do  know  it  is  very  good  for 
the  parson." 

Here  I  quote  Mr.  Aldridge  :  "  The  kindly  and  honourable 
courtesies  of  hunting  etiquette  are  so  splendid.  Its  unwritten 
laws  are  not  those  that  are  more  honoured  in  the  breach  than  in 
the  observance,  and  they  should  be  specially  upheld  by  the 
parson,  and  he  can  do  so  by  being  the  first  to  jump  off  and  open 
a  heavy  hanging  gate  ;  help  a  friend  in  trouble  ;  ride  clear  of 
vetches,  beans,  or  swedes,  and  warn  the  young  thruster  to  do 
likewise.  In  the  hunting-field  I  have  never  found  anything 
but  kindness  and  good-comradeship  shown  and  self-restraint 
taught.  I  have  never  heard  anything  to  give  offence  to  a  lady, 
even  when  righteous  indignation  has  fallen  sharply  on  the  man 
over-riding  hounds  or  injuring  crops." 

A  good  example  of  courtesy  and  forbearance  happened  to 
him  one  cold  morning  while  the  Vine  hounds  were  drawing  a 
covert.  The  young  cob  he  was  riding  lashed  out,  for  the  first 
and  last  time  in  its  life,  and  inflicted  a  deep  cut  on  the  shoulder 
of  the  horse  just  behind.  Its  rider  was  almost  a  stranger  to  Mr. 
Aldridge,  whose  consternation  and  concern  can  be  imagined. 
He  had  hardly  time  to  begin  expressing  his  regret,  when  the 
other  cut  him  short,  "  Don't  worry  about  it ;  it  couldn't  be 
helped.  Why,  once  while  out  with  the  Tedworth,  my  horse 
kicked,  and  I  heard  a  loud  thud  behind  me.  Looking  round, 
I  said,  '  I  hope  I  have  not  personally  injured  you,  sir  ?  '  I  got 
the  consoling  answer,  '  No,  no,  it  was  only  my  wooden  leg.'  " 

In  this  manner  Mr.  Aldridge  made  a  new  friend  who  has 
remained  so  to  this  day.  The  cut  on  the  horse's  shoulder  was  a 
bad  one,  but  luckily  a  local  veterinary  surgeon  was  out  and  at 
once  came  to  the  rescue  and  sewed  up  the  wound,  refusing  a  fee, 
although  they  had  all  lost  a  day's  hunting.  From  first  to  last 
there  was  not  a  word  of  complaint  from  anybody. 

Most  of  his  hunting  before  the  war  was  with  the  Vine,  under 
the  mastership  of  Lady  Portal,  who  seldom,  gave  the  order  for 


144      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

home  before  most  of  the  field  had  ah'eady  sought  theirs,  while  she 
was  often  accompanied  not  only  by  her  son,  but  by  her  grandson. 

At  an  early  cub-hunting  meet  of  these  hounds  in  the  autumn 
before  the  war  Mr.  Aldridge  found  himself  one  of  the  youngest 
members  of  the  scanty  field.  The  air  was  full  of  the  delicious 
smell  of  autumn  and  there  was  new  life  in  the  breeze  that  came 
across  the  downs,  but  he  looked  in  vain  for  the  younger  genera- 
tion. There  were  three  old  Generals  out,  all  old  gunners,  two 
of  them  being  over  eighty  and  Crimean  veterans,  while  the 
third  had  distinguished  himself  at  Ladysmith.  The  young 
bloods  were  presumably  still  in  bed,  but  I  will  quote  Mr. 
Aldridge.  "  Where  are  the  rising  generation  ?  "  I  thought. 
''  Probably  just  rising  or  still  in  bed  ;  their  sport  to  be  taken 
behind  a  motor  steering-wheel,  or  languidly  sitting  on  a  stick 
until  the  whirr  of  partridges  or  pheasants  over  their  heads 
rouses  them  to  energy." 

So  much  for  the  rising  generation  of  1914.  Most  of  them 
have  found  another  and  more  lasting  rest  by  now  in  the  mud  of 
France  and  Belgium  since  that  early  morning  meet,  and — who 
knows  ? — the  three  dear  old  Generals  are  still  at  the  covert- 
side  all  by  themselves. 

Mr.  Aldridge  thinks  that  the  pleasant  chaff  that  is  exchanged 
at  the  covert-side  does  everyone  good.  One  day  a  friend  said 
to  another  in  his  hearing,  "  Aldridge  tells  me  that  you  have 
asked  him  to  shoot  on  Monday  ;  I  hope  you  have  insured  your 
life  ?  "  "  No,"  rephed  the  other,  "  but  I  have  bought  an  extra 
thick  pair  of  gaiters  for  the  occasion."  "  That  may  not  save 
you,"  chimed  in  Mr.  Aldridge.  "  A  man  I  know  did  that  once 
when  shooting  with  a  German  at  Naiho.  The  German  promptly 
peppered  his  legs  through  the  hedge,  and  then  exclaimed  in  a 
disappointed  voice,  '  Ach  !  Mein  Gott !  I  thought  you  was  one 
red  fox.'  " 

On  another  occasion,  outside  Hey  wood  in  the  Vine  country, 
a  youth  said  to  Mr.  Aldridge,  "  I  say.  Parson  ;  to  pass  the 
time,  suppose  you  give  us  a  sermon."  To  this  callow  jest  he 
returned  the  reply,  "  Certainly,  but  as  it  is  an  uncommon 
request,  suppose  we  do  the  uncommon  thing  and  take  the 
collection  first  ?  "  Suiting  the  action  to  the  word,  he  presented 
his  hat  to  the  facetious  youth,  who  dwindled  visibly,  the 
dwindling  process  being  further  accelerated  by  the  gruff  com- 


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ment  of  an  M.P.,  "  Well  said  ;  you  answered  him  quite  right." 
Which  showed  that  the  good  M.P.'s  heart  was  in  the  right  place 
even  if  his  grammar  was  not. 

To  all  who  can  hunt,  Mr.  Aldridge  says,  "  Do  so,  and  keep 
young."  Hunting  in  winter  and  mountain-climbing  in  summer 
have  kept  him  surprisingly  young  and  fit,  and  enabled  him  to 
stand  a  period  of  hard  service  in  France  that  has  knocked  up 
many  a  younger  man. 

One  impossibly  frosty  day  with  the  Vine  he  had  a  fall 
through  his  horse  slipping  on  ice,  and  subsequently  slithered  off 
rather  unexpectedly  while  negotiating  a  jump.  On  the  way 
home  he  was  in  high  spirits,  maintaining  that  he  had  extracted 
more  fun  out  of  a  poor  day's  sport  than  anyone  else  by  his 
various  catastrophes.  "  Oh,"  said  one  of  his  companions, 
addressing  the  company  at  large  by  way  of  excusing  his  hilarity, 
"  Aldridge  is  still  only  a  boy ;  he  was  born  so,  and  will  remain  so 
till  the  end  of  the  chapter."  I  think  that  to  have  that  said 
about  one  late  in  life  must  be  pleasant. 

"  No  one  knows  better  than  I  do  how  difficult  it  is  to  be  a 
good  country  parson,"  he  once  wrote  to  me.  "  And  I  claim 
the  parson's  privilege  of  not  always  practising  what  I  preach." 

He  was  the  first  in  Hannington  village  to  volunteer  for 
service  in  August,  1914,  but  the  villagers  were  not  long  in 
following  his  example  and  won  the  prize  for  the  greatest  pro- 
portional number  of  recruits.  As  I  have  said,  he  served  as  a 
doctor  in  the  R.A.M.C.  He  was  with  the  Brigade  of  Guards 
Hospital,  and  also  with  the  Guards  Division  at  Loos,  where  he 
was  slightly  wounded,  and  on  the  Somme.  From  them  he  went 
to  the  12th  Lancers,  and  later  to  the  famous  Scottish  Division. 
He  is  still  on  active  service  as  I  write  these  lines,  and  doubtless 
working  hard  and  gaining  fresh  experiences. 


Chapter  XIII 

A  Hundred  Years  Ago — Unostentatious  Meets — The  Rev.  Wyer  Honey — 
The  Marland  Harriers — One  Thousand  a  Day — Sporting  Management — 
The  Vicar's  Gardener — Typical  Devonshire  Farmer — Distemper  in  the  Ken- 
nels— Mrs.  Honey  to  the  Rescue — Whisky  and  Milk — Exercising  on  Bicycles 
— Occasional  Grief — A  Terrier  Runs  with  the  Pack — The  Terrier  and  the  Baby 
— Was  it  an  Adder  ? — The  Duke  of  Beaufort's  Horses — The  Huntsman's 
Nightmare  Realised — A  Hare  out  at  Sea — The  Hounds  have  a  Swim — An 
Uncommon  Hiding-place — Horse-clipping  with  Scissors — Dragged  by  a  Dog 
— Tea-Parties  and  Tittle-Tattle — Hard  Clerical  Work — Horse  and  Rider  Turn 
a  Somersault — Refusing  to  Part  Math  Boots — A  Poor  Shot — "  Bhnk  Bonny  " 
Defeated — Drunken  Men  in  Church — The  Vicar  Deals  with  them — A  Patient 
in  a  Vegetable  Cart — Volunteers  for  the  Front. 

IT  is  said  that  a  liundred  years  ago  all  the  parsons  in  North 
Devon  hunted  more  or  less  regularly.  I  daresay  it  is 
true,  and  it  is  certainly  still  a  remarkable  county  in  that 
respect,  as  will  be  seen  by  reckoning  up  the  number  of  sport- 
ing parsons  who  hail  from  Devonshire  that  appear  in  this 
book. 

Devonshire,  like  the  lake-country  and  Ireland,  is  the  home 
of  the  unostentatious  hunt.  Hidden  away  in  the  hills  of  those 
wild  countries  are  little  packs,  the  very  names  of  which  are 
hardly  known  to  the  outside  world.  Strangers  are  seldom  seen 
out  with  them,  for  their  territories  are  always  too  rough  to 
attract  visitors,  and  they  exist  solely  for  the  enjoyment  of  the 
sporting  folk  of  the  locality. 

It  is  with  the  doings  of  one  of  these  interesting  little  packs, 
the  Marland  harriers,  that  the  name  of  the  Rev.  R.  Wyer 
Honey  is  associated,  for  he  restarted  the  pack  in  1910  and 
hunted  them  until  the  great  war  necessitated  their  dissolution 
not  long  ago. 

Mr.  Honey  was  born  at  Raithby  rectory,  Louth,  Lincoln- 
shire, in  1871,  where  his  father,  the  Rev.  Doctor  Wyer 
Honey,  was  rector.  Dr.  Honey  was  not  a  sportsman,  and  while 
he  did  not  actively  oppose  his  son's  sporting  proclivities,  he  did 
nothing  to  encourage  them,  so  that  it  was  lucky  for  the  boy  that 


The  Rev.  Wyer  Honey,  M.H.  147 

he  had  a  grandfather  whose  tastes  were  more  Hkc  his  own. 
This  old  gentleman,  Mr.  William  Honey,  who  only  died  some 
sixteen  years  ago  at  the  age  of  ninety-one,  was  a  great  sports- 
man, good  shot  and  fisherman,  good  man  to  hounds,  and 
something  of  a  steeplechase  rider  in  his  day.  Even  in  his  later 
years  he  never  weighed  more  than  ten  stone. 

The  horses  he  owned  as  a  young  man  used  to  be  clipped 
with  scissors — a  process  that  took  about  three  days,  as 
clippers  had  not  then  been  invented. 

Young  Honey  spent  a  good  deal  of  his  time  with  his  grand- 
father, who  shot  over  red  setters  and  disliked  being  out  with 
more  than  two  guns,  large  shooting-parties  being  his  pet  aver- 
sion. One  day  the  boy  was  leading  a  young  setter  in  leash  for 
his  grandfather,  and  the  dog,  being  wild,  tried  to  break  away 
after  a  rabbit.  As  Honey  was  only  a  very  small  boy  at  the 
time  he  was  dragged  along,  face  downwards,  by  the  dog,  but 
did  not  let  go  as  he  had  been  roundly  scolded  for  doing  so  on  a 
previous  occasion.  This  time,  rather  to  his  surprise,  he  could 
hear  his  grandfather  shouting,  "  Let  go,  let  go  !  "  but  he  did 
not  at  once  do  so.  At  last  he  was  dragged  into  some  brambles, 
and  as  he  could  still  hear  cries  of  "  Let  go  !  "  he  let  go,  but  only 
just  in  time,  for  he  found  himself  looking  down  a  disused  mine- 
shaft.  Another  foot  and  he  would  have  been  down  it.  The 
grandfather  knew  of  its  existence,  hence  his  anxious  shouts. 

Mr.  Honey  went  to  the  old  grammar-school  at  Tavistock, 
which  has  since  been  pulled  down.  From  there  he  went  to  a 
private  school  in  Scarborough,  and  thence  to  a  tutor,  the 
Rev.  Canon  A.  E.  Moore,  who  prepared  boys  for  the  army 
and  universities.  At  Jesus  College,  Cambridge,  his  career  was 
uneventful. 

From  the  first  he  desired  to  become  a  clergyman.  On  the 
subject  of  sport  and  work  I  quote  his  own  words  :  "  I  chose  the 
Church  for  a  profession,  although  some  well-meaning  friends  at 
the  time  told  me  that  they  thought  it  was  incompatible  with  my 
known  sporting  proclivities  ;  but  looking  back  on  the  last 
twenty  years,  I  do  not  honestly  think  that  my  work  has  suffered 
in  the  least  degree  from  my  love  of  sport ;  in  fact,  on  the 
contrary,  I  think  one  has  helped  the  other." 

His  best  hunting  was  enjoyed  with  the  Southwold  foxhounds 
when  he  was  a  youngster  and  being  mounted  by  a  kind  old 


148      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

friend,  a  Mr.  George  Oliver.  Most  of  his  school  holidays,  and 
later  his  vacations,  were  spent  in  his  stables,  as  he  lived  only 
half  a  mile  from  the  Honeys'.  There  were  always  a  few  colts 
and  made  hunters  there,  and  he  rode  the  youngsters  for  Mr. 
Oliver.  Sometimes  he  would  find  himself  on  a  capital  mount, 
and  at  others  he  would  have  to  deal  with  most  awkward  brutes, 
which  was  excellent  training  for  him.  One  hunting  morning 
Mr.  Oliver  said,  "  Now,  Reg,  I  am  going  to  mount  you  on  the 
five-year-old  chestnut,  and  if  we  get  a  decent  run  I  want  you  to 
send  her  along,  as  I  fancy  she  has  a  good  turn  of  speed.  I  will 
give  you  a  lead  on  a  made  hunter  if  you  require  it,  and  if  she 
proves  as  fast  as  I  expect,  I  shall  run  her  in  the  Brocklesby  and 
Southwold  point -to-points,  and  you  shall  ride  her." 

Young  Honey  was  elated  at  this  prospect,  but  it  never 
materialised,  as  a  week  later  the  horse  landed  with  its  forefeet 
in  a  grip,  or  shallow  drain,  and  strained  its  shoulder  so  badly  it 
was  never  sound  again.  The  fine  big  pastures  and  flying  fences 
of  thorn,  with  occasional  guard  rails,  were  a  great  treat  to  him 
and  a  complete  contrast  to  the  tiny  fields  of  Devon,  where  there 
is  no  chance  of  letting  a  horse  out  between  the  fences. 

His  first  and  only  curacy  was  under  the  Rev.  George 
Clark  Green,  at  Modbury,  near  Plymouth.  The  vicar  was  a 
dear  old  man,  an  old  Etonian  and  a  great  gentleman,  who  lived 
a  gentle  life  in  the  love  of  his  parishioners  and  the  mild  pleasure 
classical  scholarship  seems  to  give  its  possessors.  He  liked 
shooting,  which  he  did  badly,  and  was  fond  of  fishing,  which  he 
did  well,  and  had  some  fifty  years  at  his  vicarage  to  dream  over 
on  sunny  afternoons  when  the  fish  were  not  rising.  He  had 
never  hunted,  but  when  the  new  curate  said  he  was  fond  of  a 
day  with  hounds,  and  he  hoped  the  vicar  did  not  object,  the  old 
man  woke  out  of  his  day-dreams  and  remembered  that  he  was  a 
bit  of  a  sportsman  himself,  so  all  he  said  was,  "  So  long  as  you 
do  not  neglect  your  duty  I  shall  not  mind."  And  then,  thinking 
perhaps  that  this  was  the  occasion  for  a  little  homily,  he  added, 
"  I  would  sooner  see  a  young  fellow  have  a  good  day's  hunting 
once  a  week  than  spend  three  or  four  afternoons  at  tea-parties 
talking  tittle-tattle."     So  the  thing  was  satisfactorily  arranged. 

After  some  years  the  old  vicar's  health  began  to  fail,  and  he 
drifted  into  a  bath-chair,  in  which  he  continued  to  come  to 
church,  but  could  take  no  active  part  in  the  service  ;  so  that  all 


The  Rev,  Wyer  Honey,  M.H.  149 

the  work  fell  on  Mr.  Honey,  who  did  not  complain,  as  the  vicar 
had  always  taken  his  full  share,  and  sometimes  more  than  his 
share  while  he  was  able  to  do  so.  But  the  work  was  no  joke  for 
the  curate  single-handed,  as  there  were  two  churches,  three 
miles  apart,  and  there  were  always  four  services  on  Sunday. 

While  still  a  curate,  he  was  taking  the  three  o'clock  service 
in  St.  John's  Church,  Modbury,  one  Sunday,  when  in  walked 
two  extremely  drunken  men  and  sat  down,  one  at  each  end  of 
a  bench.  As  they  were  quiet,  he  proceeded  with  the  service 
until  the  second  lesson  was  reached,  when  one  of  the  men  sud- 
denly stood  up,  letting  the  one  at  the  other  end  of  the  bench 
down  rather  heavily  on  to  the  floor.  Loud  argument  broke  out 
between  them,  followed  by  blows  and  tumult.  At  that  time 
Mr.  Honey  weighed  nine  stone  seven  pounds,  which  is  a  lovely 
hunting  weight,  but  of  little  use  when  it  comes  to  over-awing 
drunken  coal-heavers.  He  bore  down  on  them,  nevertheless, 
and  bade  them  begone.  The  combatants  merely  turned  from 
their  wrath  for  one  short  moment  to  see  who  it  was  that  in- 
terrupted them,  and  then  returned  to  their  battle.  This  was  a 
bad  start,  but  the  curate  assumed  his  fiercest  expression  and 
addressed  them  again.  "  Now,"  he  said,  "  I  give  you  both  half 
a  minute  to  get  out,  and  if  you  don't  go  then  /  shall  put  you  out ! " 
To  his  surprise  and  joy  they  picked  up  their  caps  and  went. 
Some  days  later  he  rode  past  them  sitting  at  the  side  of  the  road, 
and  one  of  them  called  out  to  him,  "  Passon  Honey,  we  be 
coming  to  your  church  again  soon."  But  they  did  not  carry  out 
their  threat. 

Mr.  Honey  got  on  well  with  Gypsies,  and  understood  their 
ways.  They  often  camped  in  the  neighbourhood,  perhaps 
because  his  horse-buying  qualities  endeared  him  to  their  hearts. 
One  awful  night  of  wind  and  rain  his  friend,  the  parish  doctor, 
was  awakened  by  a  Gypsy  who  said  his  wife  was  "  terrible  bad." 
"  All  right,  I  will  come  and  see  her,"  said  the  doctor,  resigning 
himself  to  the  prospect  of  a  midnight  ramble  in  the  rain. 
"  You  need  not  do  that,"  was  the  unexpected  reply  ;  "I  have 
brought  her  along  in  a  cart  for  you."  And  sure  enough,  there 
she  was  laid  on  straw  in  a  little  cart.  I  tell  this  story  to  please 
country  practitioners,  who  will  instantly  recognise  this  practice 
as  a  valuable  one  v>'hich  wdll  make  their  lives  much  happier  if  it 
becomes  more  widely  adopted. 


150      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

As  a  parson  Mr.  Honey  found  it  impossible  to  make  time  for 
both  hunting  and  shooting,  so  gave  up  the  latter  entirely,  whicli 
he  did  not  mind  much,  as  he  was  not  a  good  shot ;  indeed,  he 
calls  himself  a  "  rotten  shot,"  but  it  would  be  more  accurate  to 
say  he  was  a  very  uncertain  one.  Sometimes  he  did  fairly  well, 
but  on  a  bad  day — he  was  very  bad.  One  of  these  bad  days 
happened  to  fall  on  the  same  date  as  a  shooting-party  at  which 
he  was  one  of  the  guns.  By  three  o'clock,  having  fired  many 
salvoes  but  failed  to  bag  a  single  bird,  the  other  guns  became 
quite  fascinated  with  watching  him.  At  last  one  of  the  guns, 
who  was  wearing  a  brown  bowler,  offered  in  the  kindest  manner 
to  throw  his  hat  into  the  air  if  it  would  give  Mr.  Honey  any 
pleasure  to  shoot  at  it.  The  hat  was  duly  thrown  and  Mr. 
Honey  blew  it  to  pieces — ^the  first  hit  of  the  day  ! 

Although  he  had  no  time  for  shooting  in  the  winter,  he  has 
done  a  lot  of  show-jumping  in  the  summer.  Being  very  fond  of 
training  horses,  he  not  only  managed  to  win  a  good  many  cups 
but  often  sold  a  horse  at  a  good  price  after  showing  it. 

He  once  beat  "  Blink  Bonny  "  (of  the  1907  Olympia  show)  at 
an  agricultural  show  near  Plymouth  while  riding  his  bay  horse 
"  Silver  Tail,"  which  was  a  clever  jumper  as  a  rule,  but  had  the 
disconcerting  trick  of  taking  every  sort  of  show  jump  at  full 
gallop.  It  was  the  only  way  he  would  jump,  and  sometimes 
led  to  making  a  mess  of  things,  especially  at  the  in-and-out 
hurdles.  He  occasionally  managed  to  clear  in-and-outs  with  one 
flying  leap  !  The  day  he  beat  "  Blink  Bonny  "  he  was  in  one  of  his 
good  moods,  but  when  he  was  not,  he  was  of  little  use  in  the  ring. 

The  best  hunter  Mr.  Honey  ever  had  was  a  chestnut  gelding 
of  just  under  sixteen  hands.  Bought  as  a  four-year-old,  it  won 
several  prizes  in  the  hunter  classes  at  shows.  At  its  first  show 
it  took  second  prize  in  a  very  big  class,  and  a  dealer  at  once 
offered  £120  for  the  horse,  but  Mr.  Honey  refused  the  offer  and 
rode  the  chestnut  for  the  next  eight  seasons,  doing  a  regular  two 
days  a  week  and  only  getting  two  falls  during  the  whole  time. 
In  the  end  Mr.  Honey  sold  it  to  carry  the  huntsman  of  Mr. 
Scott  Brown's  hounds,  and  it  came  to  an  untimely  end  two  years 
later.  It  broke  away  from  a  groom  who  was  leading  it  at  exer- 
cise and  ran  wild  up  the  road  until  it  collided  with  a  dog-cart, . 
the  shaft  of  which  pierced  its  side  so  deeply  that  it  fell  dead. 

In  1913  Mr.  Honey  won  the  Stevcnstone  point-to-point  with 


The  Rev.  Wyer  Honey,  M.H,  151 

a  little  brown  horse.  There  were  thirty -three  jumps  in  the 
three-mile  course,  and  the  horse  led  throughout.  Mr.  Honey 
has  judged  at  hunter,  hack,  and  harness  classes  at  nearly  all  the 
shows,  local  and  otherwise,  held  in  Devonshire. 

He  has  been  the  vicar  of  Peter's  Marland  for  about  fourteen 
years,  and  is  said  to  be  nearly  as  good  in  the  pulpit  as  he  is 
across  a  country.  His  method  is  to  make  fairly  full  notes, 
amounting  to  about  half  the  sermon,  and  to  fill  in  the  rest  by 
inspiration  as  he  goes  along. 

The  Marland  harriers  and  their  followers  owed  much  to  Mr. 
Honey's  management  and  energy.  I  give  a  detailed  description 
of  this  hunt  establishment,  as  it  is  a  typical  one,  and  shows  the 
amount  of  work  and  devotion  it  entails  on  those  responsible  for 
its  management  when  the  wheels  have  to  go  round  without  the 
all-powerful  lubrication  of  an  ample  subscription  list. 

Let  the  great  Nabobs  who  calculate  the  expenses  of  running 
a  foxhound  country  on  the  "  One  thousand  a  day  "  principle 
{i.e.,  two  days  a  week,  two  thousand  a  year  ;  four  days  a  week, 
four  thousand  a  year,  etc.)  pay  attention  to  this  story  of  the 
Marland  subscription  harriers. 

A  good  many  years  ago  the  country  was  hunted  by  a  pack 
owned  by  Colonel  Moore  Stevens,  but  it  was  given  up.  When 
Mr.  Honey  took  the  living  of  Peter's  Marland,  near  Torrington, 
he  set  about  reviving  them.  First  of  all  he  gained  the  good-will 
of  the  tenants  and  landlords  ;  then  hares  had  to  be  bought  and 
turned  down,  as  they  had  become  very  scarce  since  the  former 
pack  ceased  to  exist.  Finally  a  meeting  was  held,  at  which 
Colonel  Moore  Stevens  was  elected  master,  and  Mr.  Honey 
huntsman,  of  the  newly-established  pack  of  sixteen-inch 
beagles.  This  was  in  1910  ;  two  years  later  they  were  turned 
into  harriers,  the  hares  having  done  their  duty  nobly,  and 
the  stock  increasing  rapidly. 

This  part  of  Devonshire  is  a  country  of  small  fields  enclosed 
by  big,  unkempt  banks  which  are  difficult  obstacles  for  beagles 
to  negotiate,  and  impede  the  pack  much  more  than  they  do  the 
hare.  No  doubt  this  was  one  of  the  chief  reasons  why  the  pack 
was  changed  into  eighteen  to  eighteen-and-a-half-inch  harriers, 
sixteen  couples  being  kept. 

Some  of  the  vicarage  outbuildings  were  turned  into  kennels, 
and  at  first  the  honorary    secretary  acted  as  whipper-in    on 


152      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

hunting  days,  providing  his  own  horse  and  hunt  kit,  but  he  had 
to  resign  the  post  owing  to  the  exigencies  of  business.  The 
vicar's  gardener  developed  into  kennelman,  and  did  everything 
except  shoot  old  horses  sent  to  the  kennels  as  flesh.  The 
kennelman  was  so  keen  that  he  followed  the  pack  on  foot  for  a 
few  hours  when  they  met  near,  before  returning  to  his  work,  so 
when  the  honorary  secretary  could  no  longer  whip-in  he  was 
promoted  to  that  high  office ;  but  his  genius  did  not  lie  in  this 
direction  and  the  experiment  had  to  be  abandoned.  A  pro- 
fessional whipper-in  therefore  became  necessary,  but,  as  Mr. 
Honey  pointed  out  at  the  committee  meeting,  the  feeding  of 
an  extra  horse  would  be  a  severe  tax  on  the  hunt's  resources. 
The  difficulty  was  overcome  by  a  sporting  farmer  on  the  com- 
mittee getting  up^ — his  name  deserves  to  be  recorded  :  it  was  Mr. 
John  Martin  of  Little  Marland — and  saying,  "  Look  here,  sir, 
the  extra  horse  shan't  cost  you  or  the  hunt  anything  for  its 
keep."  And  he  provided  hay,  straw,  and  oats  throughout  the 
season.  The  horse  question  settled.  Will  Ford  was  engaged  as 
whipper-in.  The  vicar  took  his  full  share  of  the  work  in  kennel 
and  stable,  in  addition  to  digging  the  garden  in  spare  moments. 

In  the  spring  of  1912  this  little  establishment  was  overtaken 
by  a  dire  calamity.  In  the  first  place  most  of  the  puppies  were 
down  with  distemper,  and  on  top  of  that  there  was  an  epidemic 
of  influenza  which  prostrated  both  Mr.  Honey  and  the  kennel- 
man. In  this  crisis  Mrs.  Honey  came  to  the  rescue  and  managed 
to  keep  things  going  while  her  husband  was  laid  up.  She 
exercised  the  pack  on  foot  and  on  a  bicycle,  nursed  Mr.  Honey 
and  also  the  puppies,  who  had  to  be  fed  with  spoonfuls  of 
whisky  and  milk  every  three  hours,  as  they  were  too  bad  to  lap 
on  their  own  account.  Anyone  who  has  had  to  nurse  hound 
puppies  through  a  bout  of  distemper  will  appreciate  what  that 
item,  alone,  of  her  task  meant. 

In  summer-time  Mrs.  Honey  also  helped  to  exercise  the  pack 
with  her  husband,  starting  at  six  thirty  a.m.  and  returning  at 
eight.  Bicycles  were  used,  except  when  coupled  puppies  were 
running  with  them,  as  they  used  to  invariably  bring  the  riders 
to  grief  by  getting  the  couplings  across  the  front  wheel. 

After  this  fashion  the  pack  was  kept  going  season  after 
season,  all  hands  doing  their  best  towards  the  common  end. 
The  question  of  flesh  was  always  an  important  one  in  a  kennel 


The  Rev.  Wyer  Honey,   M.H.  153 

where  expense  had  to  be  considered  in  every  detail,  because 
flesh  is  cheaper  than  meal,  and  the  more  meat  you  can  get  the 
less  meal  is  used ;  but  flesh  is  not  easy  to  come  by  in  most 
countries.  Mr.  Honey  got  a  good  many  old  horses  from  the 
Gypsies,  who  knew  he  was  always  a  buyer,  and  often  brought 
them  from  considerable  distances.  He  paid  a  fixed  price  of 
seven  shillings  a  horse,  which  was  cheap,  the  usual  price  at 
kennels  for  old  horses  in  the  west  country  before  the  war  being 
ten  shillings  each,  or  more. 

These  harriers  hunted  three  days  a  fortnight  and  were 
always  turned  out  in  a  neat  and  workmanlike  manner.  For 
several  seasons  a  terrier  ran  with  the  pack,  which  is  unusual 
with  harriers,  owing  to  the  unquenchable  love  for  rabbits  shown 
by  most  terriers.  The  dog  had  come  to  the  country  with  Mr. 
Honey,  a  great  pet  and  redoubtable  badger-drawer — in  fact,  he 
was  afraid  of  nothing  and  had  been  known  to  bowl  over  vulgar 
sheep-dogs  of  three  times  his  own  size.  By  this  I  do  not  mean 
that  he  was  a  loud  and  truculent  dog  seeking  trouble  every- 
where ;  on  the  contrary,  he  was  restrained  in  manner  and 
assumed  the"  I-don't-want-to-fight,but-by-Jingo-if-I-do  "  !  atti- 
tude. When  his  master  restarted  the  harriers,  the  dog  insisted 
on  going  with  the  hounds.  He  often  found  hares  by  working 
the  hedgerows,  and  followed  the  pack  when  running  with  a 
deadly  earnestness  that  generally  enabled  him  to  catch  up  at 
checks,  although  he  was  always  hopelessly  left  when  they  ran 
at  all  hard.  Sometimes  he  would  get  completely  left  behind,  in 
spite  of  all  he  could  do,  in  which  case  he  would  go  sadly  home  by 
himself,  but  more  often  he  stuck  it  out  till  the  end  of  the  day 
and  trotted  home  beside  the  huntsman's  horse,  to  the  entire 
satisfaction  of  both  dog  and  horse,  as  they  were  fast  friends,  the 
terrier  sleeping  in  its  loose  box  at  night.  It  was  friendly  with 
all,  including  the  Honey  baby. 

One  day  he  did  not  return  with  the  pack,  nor  was  there  any 
sign  of  him  at  home.  He  was  absent  all  the  next  day,  but 
crawled  in  that  night  in  a  pitiable  state,  being  swollen  to  nearly 
twice  his  proper  size.  It  was  difficult  to  say  what  was  the  matter 
with  him,  and  the  vet.  was  called  in.  The  dog  recovered,  and  it 
was  supposed  that  he  had  been  bitten  by  an  adder,  which  is 
quite  a  common  snake  in  Devonshire  and  often  bites  hoimds , 
especially  otter-hounds  during  the  summer  months. 


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I  once  sent  a  favourite  old  hunter  to  Black  Torrington,  which 
is  quite  close  to  Peter's  Marland,  to  a  doctor  who  kindly  offered 
it  a  good  home,  and  the  poor  old  thing  was  almost  at  once 
bitten  b}^  an  adder  and  died. 

Of  the  many  horses  that  have  passed  through  Mr.  Honey's 
hands,  only  one  was  a  made  hunter  when  he  bought  it.  As  a 
rule  he  only  indulged  in  raw  colts  and  made  them  into  hunters 
himself.  The  hunt  stables  held  two  horses,  one  for  the  whip 
and  one  for  himself. 

I  remember  once  my  son  asking  the  Duke  of  Beaufort  how 
many  horses  he  owned,  counting  those  out  at  grass.  After 
musing  awhile  he  admitted  that  he  really  did  not  know  exactly, 
but  hazarded  the  guess  that  he  must  have  "  about  a  hundred." 
But  I  doubt  very  much  if  that  kind  and  splendid  old  sportsman 
got  as  much  fun  out  of  his  six-day-a-week  establishment  as 
Mr.  Honey  did  out  of  the  Marland  harriers. 

Before  he  hunted  the  Marland,  Mr.  Honey  was  master  of  the 
Modbury  harriers  in  South  Devon  during  the  season  1905-6, 
and  before  that  had  whipped-in  for  some  years.  On  one  awful 
occasion  with  this  pack  he  realised  the  traditional  huntsman's 
nightmare  by  seeing  the  leading  hounds  disappear  over  the 
cliffs.  They  had  met  at  Battisborough  Cross,  and  had  a  first- 
class  run  of  over  an  hour  without  a  check,  when  the  hare  and 
three  leading  hounds  came  to  the  cliffs  and  went  over.  Hasten- 
ing to  the  beach  by  a  less  precipitous  route  to  pick  up  the  pieces, 
he  found,  to  his  relief,  that  both  hare  and  hounds  had  managed 
to  get  down  safely.  The  hare  was  sitting  on  a  rock  some  way 
out  to  sea,  with  the  three  hounds  swimming  round.  As  none  of 
them  seemed  inclined  to  come  ashore,  the  master  feared  they 
would  be  drowned,  but  a  plucky  horse-breaker,  who  was  out, 
volunteered  to  swim  to  them,  which  he  succeeded  in  doing. 
Another  day,  during  the  same  season,  he  had  run  a  hare  for 
some  time,  and  saw  her  jump  a  bank  about  half  a  field  ahead  of 
the  pack.  When  the  hounds  reached  the  spot  they  checked, 
and  a  forward  cast  failed  to  recover  the  line.  At  last  he  saw 
the  hare  sitting  on  the  roof  of  a  shed,  or  "  linhay,"  as  they  call 
them  down  there.  She  had  evidently  run  along  the  bank  and 
jumped  on  to  the  roof  from  it. 

I  have  seen  hunted  hares  take  to  stranger  hiding-places 
than  this.     Once  in  particular  I  remember  a  pack  of  harriers 


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checking  outside  some  stables  belonging  to  a  large  country 
house.  The  hare  seemed  to  have  completely  evaporated  until 
an  old  groom  appeared  in  the  stable  door  carrying  a  bucket 
which  he  phlegmatically  turned  up  as  if  to  throw  away  water, 
but  instead  of  water  out  jumped  the  hare.  The  groom  had  seen 
her  steal  into  the  stable  and  quietly  jump  into  the  empty 
bucket. 

On  another  occasion  when  I  was  out,  there  was  a  check  in 
an  orchard  late  one  frosty  evening,  when  it  was  freezing  so  hard 
we  thought  there  would  be  no  more  hunting  for  a  long  time  to 
come.  The  way  hounds  checked  suggested  that  the  hare 
might  be  squatting  somewhere  close  at  hand,  so  the  master  and 
whipper-in  dismounted  and  entered  the  orchard  on  foot ;  but 
the  grass  was  quite  short  and  there  did  not  seem  cover  enough 
to  hide  a  mouse.  After  searching  in  vain,  the  master  regarded 
the  hare  as  lost,  and  happened  to  sit  down  for  a  moment  on  the 
trunk  of  a  fallen  apple-tree.  As  he  sat,  his  attention  was  drawn 
to  a  tiny  trickle  of  steam  rising  into  the  frosty  air  through  a 
little  hollow  knot  apparently  leading  into  the  solid  trunk  of  the 
tree,  but  examination  showed  that  the  tree  was  hollow  and  the 
ha,re  inside. 

The  best  run  Mr.  Honey  had  with  the  Marland  was  with  a 
little  Jack  hare  at  the  end  of  the  season.  They  ran  for  an  hour 
and  a  half  from  Berry  Farm  to  Bursdon  in  Langtree  parish, 
where  they  killed.  It  was  a  five-mile  point  and  nine  as  hounds 
ran,  with  only  two  checks,  while  the  jumping  provided  by  the 
frequent  banks  was  enough  to  satisfy  anybody. 

Every  man  who  hunts  regularly,  especially  if  he  rides  un- 
broken or  half-broken  colts,  has  his  fair  share  of  falls,  but  all 
Mr.  Honey's  have  been  more  or  less  good-natured  tosses,  except 
one  which  came  near  to  being  his  last.  The  Dartmoor  hounds 
had  had  a  good  run  of  over  an  hour  and  were  just  about  to  run 
into  their  fox.  Mr.  Honey  was  pushing  on  as  fast  as  he  could  so 
as  to  be  in  at  the  death,  although,  of  course,  his  horse  was  fairly 
blown.  Horse  and  rider  began  to  descend  a  steep  tor,  which  is 
about  the  last  thing  he  can  remember  clearly.  Whether  the 
horse  stepped  on  a  slide  of  loose  stones,  or  put  its  foot  into  a 
hole,  is  now  impossible  to  say  ;  anyhow,  it  fell,  turning  a  com- 
plete somersault  and  landing  right  on  top  of  its  rider. 

Mr.  Honey   thought  its  neck  must  be  broken,  as  it  never 


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moved,  and  lay  on  him  like  a  log.  He  did  not  know  how  long 
they  lay  like  this  ;  it  began  to  snow  and  he  became  only  semi- 
conscious and  it  seemed  as  though  eternity  had  begun,  although 
it  was  really  only  about  twenty  minutes  before  two  returning 
sportsmen  found  him.  Luckily  enough,  one  was  a  doctor.  All 
this  time  the  horse  was  lying  as  though  dead,  and  had  to  be 
rolled  out  of  the  way  before  Mr.  Honey  could  be  moved.  It  was 
found  that  his  collar-bone  and  three  ribs  were  broken,  in  addition 
to  internal  injuries,  and  the  doctor  feared  his  spine  was  affected, 
as  he  had  lost  the  use  of  his  legs.  They  carried  him  on  a  hurdle 
to  the  bottom  of  the  tor,  where  a  cart  took  him  to  a  local  asylum, 
which  happened  to  be  the  nearest  building.  At  the  asylum 
they  wanted  to  cut  off  his  hunting  boots,  but  he  feebly  pro- 
tested, so  to  humour  him  they  pulled  them  off  ;  long  afterwards 
he  was  told  they  did  not  think  at  the  time  that  he  would  ever 
want  any  sort  of  boots  again.  He  did  not  reach  home  for  five 
hours  after  the  accident,  and  was  in  bed  from  March  till  June. 
For  a  long  time  it  did  not  seem  that  he  would  quite  recover  the 
full  use  of  his  legs,  but  to-day  he  is  as  sound  as  ever. 

In  the  Stevenstone  country  he  once  turned  up  at  a  meet 
wearing  a  most  beautiful  new  top-hat  which  he  justly  believed 
to  be  the  object  of  general  admiration.  Soon  after  hounds  had 
found  he  jumped  a  fairly  large  boundary  fence,  over  which  the 
landing  was  so  soft  that  his  horse  sank  in  and  pecked  so  badly 
that  he  was  thrown  over  its  head  and  landed  on  his  own,  plunging 
his  hat  into  the  spongy  ground  and  remaining  in  that  ostrich-like 
attitude  for  some  moments.  When  he  extricated  himself  the 
hat-brim  encircled  his  brow  and  the  crown  remained  stuck  in 
the  ground  as  neatly  as  a  new  golf-hole  !  The  sad  affair  was 
made  the  subject  of  a  sketch  by  an  artistically-minded  friend. 

Mr.  Honey  must  have  inherited  his  resourcefulness  from  his 
father,  who  was  richly  endowed  with  that  quality,  as  is  evident 
from  the  following  story.  At  his  Bible-class  one  afternoon  the 
boys  were  reading  the  description  of  Jacob's  ladder  set  up  from 
earth  to  heaven  with  the  angels  ascending  and  descending. 
One  boy  suddenly  asked  the  vicar  why  winged  angels  should 
want  a  ladder  ?  This  was  a  poser  to  which  he  could  find  no 
immediate  answer,  but  he  rose  to  the  occasion  magnificently 
by  saying,  "  Now  that  is  a  very  sensible  question,  very 
sensible  indeed,  and  I  am  sure  there  must  be  some  of  you  who 


The  Rev.  Wyer  Honey,  M.H.  157 

can  answer  it  correctly."  A  long  and  thoughtful  pause  followed, 
broken  by  an  erudite  youth  with  spectacles.  "  Please,  sir, 
perhaps  they  was  moulting  !  " 

One  of  Mr.  Honey's  stories  is  of  a  yokel,  met  on  the  road  one 
evening. 

Vicar. — Well,  George,  where  are  you  going  ? 

George. — B'aint  going  nowhere. 

Vicar. — But  you  must  be  going  somewhere. 

George. — No,  I  b'aint,  I  be  coming  back. 

When  the  war  broke  out  it  was  decided  to  disband  the 
Marland  pack,  partly  owing  to  the  high  price  of  meal  and  the 
decrease  in  subscriptions,  and  partly  because  Mr.  Honey's 
horses  had  been  commandeered  by  the  Government.  Two 
sporting  farmers  took  the  hounds,  and  continued  to  hunt  them 
one  day  a  week  as  a  trencher-fed  pack,  known  as  the  Hather- 
leigh  and  Marland  harriers.  Mr.  Honey  volunteered  to  go  to 
the  front  as  a  chaplain,  and  got  his  Bishop's  consent,  but  the 
War  Office  considered  him  too  old. 


Chapter  XIV 

The  Rev.  Samuel  Davis  Lockwood — In  Shirt-sleeves — As  Medicine  Man — 
A  Romantic  Affection — Classical  Scholar — A  Prodigious  Jump — A  Passion 
for  the  Heythrop — Puppy  Walking — An  Enthusiast — Was  it  Hallucination  ? 
— A  Fox  on  the  Door-mat — Labour  Troubles — Joseph  Arch,  the  Primitive 
Methodist — Anxious  Moments — Common-sense  Methods — Clerical  Modesty 
— "  The  Dream  of  an  Old  Meltonian  " — A  Sackful  of  Sermons — An  Over- 
due Tithe — A  Born  Teacher — Greek  at  Westminster — Macaulay  as  a  Boy — 
A  Pedantic  Reply — A  Wreath  from  Penny  Subscriptions. 

THE  REV.  DAVIS  LOCKWOOD,  rector  of  Kingham,  near 
Oxford,  for  over  thirty  years,  was  a  simple  man  and  a 
furious  hard  worker.  He  did  not  wear  clerical  kit, 
preferring  to  go  about  his  business  looking  like  what  he  was 
— as  much  a  worker  as  any  of  his  parishioners. 

On  high  ecclesiastical  occasions,  when  he  felt  bound  to  put 
on  the  white  collar  of  his  profession,  it  did  not  suit  him,  and  he 
was  never  really  happy  until  it  was  off  again  and  he  was  trotting 
about  the  village  in  his  rough  clothes,  sometimes  hatless  and  in 
his  shirt-sleeves. 

His  was  the  typical  life  of  the  old  Tory  country  parson  of 
good  family.  The  years  slipped  by  in  the  contented  performance 
of  parish  duties,  including  the  farming  of  his  own  land  and 
enlivened  by  a  penchant  for  doctoring  his  parishioners  which 
earned  him  some  fame  as  a  medicine  man.  He  was  at  peace 
with  everyone  and  everyone  very  much  at  peace  with  him,  but 
behind  all  this  placid  humdrum  routine  smouldered  two 
separate  and  abiding  passions  :  a  passion  for  teaching,  at  which 
he  was  uncommonly  successful,  and  a  passionate  love  for  the 
Heythrop  hunt,  for  which  he  cherished  a  romantic  affection  all 
his  life. 

Fishing  he  did  not  care  for,  preferring  the  duties  of  his  parish 
to  a  day  beside  the  finest  trout-stream,  and  he  never  shot ; 
an  afternoon  spent  in  routing  about  in  an  Oxford  don's  library 
was  much  more  to  his  taste,  and  he  read  classics  to  such  purpose 
that  he  often  took  the  wind  out  of  the  sails  of  University  pundits 
by  the  wide  range  of  his  Latin  and  Greek  quotations. 

When  he  went  for  country  walks  he  was  absorbed  in  natural 


The  Rev.  S.  D.  Lockwood  159 

history  and  spent  hours  in  studying  the  ways  of  birds  and 
beasts,  only  drawing  the  Hne  at  things  that  crawl,  such  as 
beetles,  which  he  did  not  like.  He  would  go  his  gentle  way  like 
this  from  Monday  until  Friday,  and  then  on  Saturday  he  would 
go  out  with  the  Heythrop  and  ride  "  like  the  dickens,"  as  I 
have  heard  it  expressed,  and  as  though  he  had  a  spare  neck  in 
each  pocket. 

No  one  who  had  not  seen  him  on  a  horse  would  have  taken 
him  for  a  sportsman,  nor  was  he  one  except  in  his  love  for 
hunting  ;  once  on  a  horse  he  was  a  different  man.  The  book- 
worm was  transformed  into  the  hardest  of  hard-riding  top- 
sawyers  whenever  he  drew  on  his  well-worn  hunting-boots  and 
sallied  out  on  one  of  the  odd-looking  screws  he  bought  cheap  and 
schooled  into  useful  hunters  for  his  own. use. 

An  awe-stricken  sportsman,  after  watching  him  take  the 
locked  railway -gates  of  a  level  crossing  as  an  in-and-out  jump, 
once  ventured  to  murmur  his  congratulations,  but  the  vicar's 
only  reply  was,    "  Well,  you    needn't  tell  my  wife  about  it  !  " 

Even  on  the  best  of  mounts  one  might  be  forgiven  for 
avoiding  such  stout  and  high  gates  as  the  railway  companies 
affect,  especially  with  steel  rails  to  land  on,  and  the  second  gate 
to  take  practically  from  a  stand ;  but  when  it  is  remembered 
that  he  nearly  always  rode  little  horses  that  some  people  would 
unhesitatingly  call  screws,  it  becomes  a  noteworthy  feat,  but 
quite  in  keeping  with  his  usual  methods.  His  mount  in  the 
photograph  of  him  is  typical.  A  finer  example  of  an  ewe  neck 
could  not  be  found  outside  the  pictures  of  Rossetti's  damsels. 

"  If  you  want  to  see  sport,  you  must  be  where  hounds  are," 
was  his  hunting  motto,  and  he  consistently  lived  up  to  it.  In  a 
magazine  article  published  some  years  ago  on  the  members  of 
the  Heythrop  hunt,  there  is  a  reference  to  him.  "  We  must 
not  omit  to  mention  the  Rev.  Davis  Lockwood  of  King- 
ham,  of  whom  it  is  said  that  he  can  get  over  a  bigger  place  on  a 
small  horse  than  any  member  of  the  field." 

Strangers  out  with  the  Heythrop  were  often  advised  to  take 
the  old  parson,  wearing  the  out-of-date  tall  hat  and  old  cord 
breeches,  as  a  pilot,  but  very  few  ever  managed  to  do  it  success- 
fully. He  was  fortunate  in  only  having  one  really  bad  fall  in 
his  life,  and  that  was  in  1898,  when  he  broke  four  ribs  and  also 
probably    injured    his  heart,   for  he    often    complained    of    it 


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afterwards,  and  it  was  heart-failure  that  killed  him  eventually. 

He  was  faithful  to  the  Heythrop  all  through  his  hunting 
career,  and  never  hunted  with  any  other  pack  except  Captain 
Evans's  harriers  when  a  small  boy.  He  was  hunting  with  the 
Heythrop  before  even  Mr.  Albert  Brassey  began  his  long 
mastership  in  1873.  The  country,  the  pack,  the  people,  he 
loved  them  all.  To  him  a  hound  was  a  beautiful  and  wonderful 
thing,  and  he  walked  Heythrop  puppies  for  thirty  years,  suffering 
the  unending  worries  of  their  presence  about  the  vicarage 
uncomplainingly.  Like  so  many  regular  puppy-walkers,  he  was 
most  unlucky  in  the  matter  of  winning  prizes  at  the  puppy 
shows,  and  never  won  a  cup  until  the  year  before  his  death,  when 
he  took  second  prize  for  dog-hounds  with  "  Vanguard  ;  "  he  was 
very  pleased,  and  in  responding  to  the  toast  of  the  successful 
walkers  he  wound  up  by  saying,  "  I  have  had  so  many  happy 
days  with  the  Heythrop,  that  if  I  could  walk  the  whole  pack  I 
would  be  pleased  to  do  so." 

There  is  no  doubt  that  hunting  does  create  a  sentimental 
affection  that  other  sports  do  not.  The  keen  shooting  man  does 
not  feel  it.  If  he  hears  shots  they  do  not  awaken  in  him  the 
strong  emotions  the  old  hunting  man  feels  when  he  hears  the 
cry  of  hounds  after  years  of  absence.  I  think  if  anyone  shares 
his  feelings  it  may  be  the  fisherman  on  hearing  the  babble  of 
some  once-loved  trout-stream. 

Like  his  horses,  Mr.  Lockwood  was  not  showy,  and  rather 
despised  matters  of  dress  in  the  hunting-field.  Epochs  such  as 
the  advent  of  the  cut-away  pink  coat  or  the  lesser  affairs  of 
square  or  rounded  corners  to  coat  skirts  left  him  cold.  His 
clothes  were  always  strictly  utilitarian,  and  his  tall  hat  seldom 
free  from  the  concertina  marks  of  some  bygone  fall. 

The  type  of  man  that  religiously  sticks  to  his  own  country 
and  never  hunted  in  any  other  was  more  common  in  the  last 
generation  than  in  this.  One  of  his  axioms  was,  that  all  that  is 
best  in  horseflesh  is  usually  to  be  found  between  fourteen  and 
fifteen  hands  in  height.  Naturally,  after  a  lifetime  spent  in  one 
hunt,  his  knowledge  of  the  country  was  profound  and  he  was 
credited  with  the  legendary  power  of  knowing  the  run  of  every 
fox  in  the  country.  He  often  left  the  house  at  four  o'clock  in 
the  morning  for  some  distant  cub-hunting  meet  long  after  he 
had  ceased  to  be  by  any  means  a  young  man,  and  he  said  he 


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found  as  much  pleasure  in  cubbing  as  in  the  full-blown  sport  of 
December  or  January. 

His  extraordinary  keenness  made  him  one  of  the  most 
remarkable  figures  the  Heythrop  country  has  ever  produced. 
He  belonged  to  the  little  band  of  enthusiasts  that  exists  in  most 
countries,  who  really  do  not  care  whether  they  finish  a  day  five 
miles  from  home  or  fifteen,  and  stay  out  with  the  pack  to  the 
bitter  end,  even  at  the  most  distant  meets. 

Returning  from  hunting  one  afternoon  after  the  pack  had 
lost,  he  was  amazed  to  see  a  fox — perhaps  the  hunted  one — 
asleep  on  the  mat  at  the  back  door  of  the  vicarage.  After 
contemplating  this  unusual  spectacle  for  some  moments  he 
softly  dismounted  and  stole  round  the  house  to  fetch  his  little 
daughter  to  see  it,  but  when  they  returned  the  fox  was  gone. 
Those  who  know  anything  about  foxes  will  agree  that  this  is  an 
extraordinary  story.  It  seems  to  me  that  it  must  have  been  a 
case  of  suggestion  :  his  mind  had  been  running  on  foxes  in 
general,  and  the  lost  one  in  particular,  and  this  absolutely 
life-like  illusion  of  a  sleeping  fox  on  the  door-mat  was  the  result. 
If  so  it  was  a  very  strange  example  of  this  sort  of  thing,  for  it 
was  not  a  glimpse,  but  a  sustained  picture  that  was  there  all 
the  time  he  was  dismounting,  and  part  of  the  time  he  was  tip- 
toeing round  to  look  for  the  child.  This  explanation  was  often 
put  to  him,  but  he  would  never  accept  it,  and  was  always  firmly 
convinced  that  he  had  seen  an  actual  fox.  Of  course,  on  logical 
grounds  it  is  impossible  to  say  that  a  fox  will  not  come  and  fall 
asleep  on  the  door-mat  in  the  middle  of  the  afternoon,  but  it 
seems  almost  incredible  in  practice.  There  is  the  story,  any- 
how, and  the  knowledgable  ones  of  the  Psychical  Research 
Society  can  judge  the  matter,  if  suggestion  comes  within  the 
scope  of  their  investigations. 

I  always  believed  implicitly  that  if  you  brought  up  a  child 
in  the  way  it  should  go,  as  soon  as  it  was  old  enough  it  would  do 
the  other  thing,  but  this  belief  has  been  shaken  by  the  records 
of  the  Lockwood  family,  for  both  Mr.  Lockwood's  father  and 
grandfather  were  good  parsons  and  hard  riders  to  hounds  in 
their  day.  His  father  was  vicar  of  Kingham  for  many  years, 
and  when  he  died,  in  1880,  Mr.  Lockwood  succeeded  him  at 
rather  a  trying  time,  for  the  uprising  of  the  farm-labourers  under 
the  now  forgotten  Joseph  Arch  was  still  in  progress. 

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Joseph  Arch  (who  recently  passed  away)  was  a  Warwick- 
shire farm-hand  who  became  a  Primitive  Methodist  preacher, 
and,  later  on,  M.P.  He  founded  the  National  Agricultural 
Labourers'  Union,  which  was  the  first  attempt  to  gain 
organised  representation  for  the  farm-men.  The  effort 
created  a  good  deal  of  unrest  at  the  time  and,  in  Kingham, 
aroused  a  hitherto  unheard-of  wave  of  criticism  and  suspicion. 
The  old  relationship  between  parson  and  peasant  was  in 
danger  of  being  lost,  and  the  struggle — for  it  was  a  real 
struggle — caused  Mr.  Lockwood  a  good  deal  of  unhappiness ; 
but  not  for  long,  for  his  perfect  honesty  and  good-will  reconciled 
even  the  fiercest  revolutionaries,  who  became  his  friends  almost 
to  a  man. 

Mr.  Lockwood  saw  little  of  the  world  outside  his  parish,  but 
inside  it  he  knew  every  man,  woman,  and  child,  and  understood 
them  thoroughly. 

In  the  early  days  of  compulsory  education,  the  village 
mothers  went  to  him  to  air  their  pent-up  storms  of  indignation 
over  the  iniquities  of  a  law  that  sent  their  children  to  school 
instead  of  to  house-work,  or  when  their  offspring  had  been 
chastened  by  the  schoolmaster.  On  these  occasions  his  method 
was  simple.  "  Let  them  have  their  say  out,  until  they  have  no 
breath  left  in  them,  and  then  soothe  them  down  with  a  few 
plain  words,"  was  his  description  of  the  method.  After  one  of 
these  ladies  had  exhausted  herself  in  this  manner,  he  remarked, 
"  The  hounds  will  be  at  Churchill  Heath  in  about  half  an  hour.  " 
At  this  she  jumped  up  and  made  off  in  that  direction  quite 
happily.  A  little  irrelevance  seems  to  have  done  almost  as 
much  good  as  a  few  plain  words  in  this  case — a  not  unusual 
occurrence  in  village  controversy. 

His  sermons  were  modest  enough,  and  he  often  amused 
people  by  starting  his  discourse  with  an  emphatic  expression  of 
disbelief  that  they  were  of  the  slightest  use.  Doubts  as  to  the 
powerful  effects  wrought  by  their  sermons  are  not  very  usual 
among  clerics,  but  Mr.  Lockwood's  expressed  uncertainty  was 
real,  and  not  mere  modesty.  In  a  letter  to  his  brother,  thanking 
him  for  a  copy  of  verses,  he  wrote,  "  The  last  five  verses  are 
better  than  a  sackful  of  sermons,  and  might  with  advantage  be 
fixed  on  every  church  door  in  the  country." 

In  the  hope  that  readers  may  extract  benefit  to  the  equivalent 


The  Rev.  S.  D.  Lockwood  163 

of  a  sackful  of  sermons,  I  give  the  verses  referred  to,  which  have 
been  lent  to  me  in  manuscript  by  the  vicar's  brother,  Captain 
H.  Lockwood.  They  are  from  the  late  Bromley  Davenport's 
poetic  eruption,  inspired  by  a  great  run  from  Ranksborough 
gorse,  entitled  "  The  Dream  of  an  Old  Meltonian." 

And  oh,  young  descendants  of  ancient  top-sawyers. 
By  your  lives  to  the  world  their  example  inforce. 
Whether  landlords,  or  parsons,  or  statesmen,  or  lawyers. 
Ride  straight,  as  they  rode  it  from  Ranksborough  gorse. 

Though  a  rough-riding  world  may  bespatter  your  breeches. 
Though  sorrow  may  cross  you,  and  slander  revile. 
Though  you  plunge  over  head  in  misfortune's  blind  ditches. 
Shun  the  gap  of  deception,  the  hand-gate  of  guile. 

Oh  !  avoid  them,  for  see,  there  the  crowd  is  contending, 
Ignoble  the  object,  ill-mannered  the  throng. 
Shun  the  miry  lane  falsehood  with  turns  never  ending. 
Ride  straight  for  truth's  timber,  no  matter  how  strong. 

I'll  pound  you  sure  over,  sit  steady  and  quiet 
Along  the  sound  headland,  if  honesty  steer  ; 
Beware  of  false  holloas  and  juvenile  riot, 
Tho'  the  oxer  of  duty  loom  wide,  never  fear. 

And  when  the  run's  over  of  earthly  existence, 
And  you  get  safe  to  ground,  you  shall  feel  no  remorse 
If  you've  ridden,  no  matter  the  line,  or  the  distance. 
As  straight  as  they  rode  it  from  Ranksborough  gorse. 

How  far  he  was  right  in  his  belief  that  sermons  have  little 
influence  on  their  listeners  is  a  matter  of  opinion,  but  Mr. 
Lockwood's,  at  any  rate,  were  always  full  of  common  sense,  and 
men  of  travel  and  experience  sometimes  went  to  hear  him  twice 
on  the  same  Sunday.  His  sermons  began  life  in  the  form  of 
notes  on  the  back  of  old  envelopes,  scribbled  during  breakfast 
on  Sunday  morning,  and  he  always  robed  in  the  house,  walking 
to  church  in  full  canonicals. 

He  had  three  pet  subjects  which  by  persistence  and  recur- 
rence really  did  seem  to  make  an  impression  on  his  villagers. 
The  first  subject  was  backbiting  ;  the  second  the  responsibility 
of  parents  for  the  upbringing  of  their  children  ;  and  the  third 
consisted  of  denunciations  of  an  extreme  brand  of  Calvinism 
which  led  people  to  regard  themselves  as  "  elect."  This  last, 
his  discourses  apparently  succeeded  in  uprooting.  His  admoni- 
tions against  backbiting  were  exemplified  in  his  life,  for  he  never 
said  a  word  against  anyone  if  he  could  possibly  help  it.  But 
there  was  one  man  against  whom  he  could  not  resist  launching 
a  few  mild  censures  ;     this  reprehensible    person  died    worth 


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seventy  thousand  pounds,  after  refusing  all  his  life  to  pay  Mr. 
Lockwood  his  tithe  of  eighteen  pounds  a  year.  The  rector's 
delivery  was  rather  melancholy  as  a  rule,  but  when  one  of  his 
three  pet  subjects  was  the  order  of  the  day  he  became  strong 
and  effective. 

Next  to  hunting  came  teaching  in  his  affections.  It  is 
wonderful  that  there  should  be  people  who  really  enjoy  in- 
structing fellow-mortals.  The  average  person's  hair  begins  to 
turn  grey  at  the  very  thought,  but  Mr.  Lockwood  revelled  in  it 
and  was  never  happier  than  when  jockeying  pass-men  at  Oxford 
through  their  examinations. 

As  a  youngster  he  was  not  intended  for  the  Church,  and 
joined  the  13th  Bengal  Cavalry  in  the  Peshawar  division,  which 
was  then  commanded  by  his  relative.  General  Sir  Sydney  Cotton  ; 
but  he  did  not  stay  in  India  long,  as  his  health  broke  down  and 
he  came  home  on  sick  leave.  It  was  decided  that  he  was  not 
strong  enough  for  the  army,  so  he  sent  in  his  papers,  and  made 
up  his  mind  to  take  Orders.  As  he  was  too  old  to  enter  a 
college  in  the  ordinary  way,  he  went  to  St.  Mary's  Hall,  Oxford, 
to  work  for  his  degree.  He  had  forgotten  all  the  Greek  he  had 
learned  at  Westminster — if  he  ever  learned  any  there  ;  he  always 
stoutly  maintained  that  he  never  learned  anything  at  school 
whatever.  As  a  consequence  he  had  to  start  all  over  again  with 
the  Greek  alphabet,  but  perseverance  pulled  him  through,  in 
spite  of  the  fact  that  he  hunted  three  or  four  days  a  week  each 
season.  He  must  have  been  helped  through  his  time  at  Oxford 
by  his  exceptional  memory.  It  does  not  sound  like  a  very 
grand  memory  when  I  say  that  he  had  forgotten  all  his  Greek 
so  soon,  but  we  know  he  had  not  learnt  much  at  Westminster, 
as  he  said,  for  the  fact  remains  that  he  really  had  a  very  fine 
memory,  and  Wilberforce,  then  Bishop  of  Oxford,  who  ordained 
him,  told  a  relative  of  Lockwood's  afterwards  that  he  had  been 
the  best  of  all  the  candidates  in  Greek  ! 

He  was  always  a  voracious  reader,  and  ransacked  his  friends' 
libraries  for  fresh  books  to  read.  Once  he  had  been  through  a 
book  he  could  quote  extensively  from  it  for  years  afterwards, 
so  that  in  time  friends  found  it  hard  to  find  him  something  he 
had  not  already  read.  The  "  Pickwick  Papers  "  he  could  quote 
from  ad  lib.  Scott  and  Dickens  were  his  favourite  authors, 
Marryat's  "  Peter  Simple  "  he  was  very  fond  of,  but  works  on 


The  Rev.  S.  D.  Lockwood  165 

natural  history  and  travel  were  his  staple  diet.  Poetry  was  not 
much  in  his  line,  but  Pread's  "  Vicar  " — a  gem  which  I  fear  is 
almost  forgotten — delighted  him,  especially  the  stanza  which 
ends  : 

And  when  religious  sects  run  mad, 

He  held,  in  spite  of  all  this  learning. 
That  if  a  man's  behef  is  bad 

It  will  not  be  improved  by  burning. 

Learning  must  be  a  comparatively  easy  matter  to  people 
with  very  retentive  memories.  When  I  read  a  book  its  contents 
are  reflected  before  me  as  in  a  mirror  and  soon  become  a  more  or 
less  blurred  memory,  but  to  men  like  Mr.  Lockwood  reading  a 
book  must  be  like  hanging  a  minutely  exact  steel  engraving  in 
one's  mind  ready  to  be  consulted  at  any  time.  Very  nice  in 
moderation,  no  doubt,  but  it  might  become  too  much  of  a  good 
thing,  as  in  the  case  of  Macaulay,  who  could  repeat  verbatim — 
commas,  stops,  and  everything — whole  columns  of  anything  he 
had  read  for  years. 

It  may  have  been  the  first-fruits  of  this  affliction  that 
enabled  him  at  the  age  of  four  when  his  mother  asked,  "  Is 
darling  baby's  nasty  toothache  better  ?  "  to  reply,  "  I  thank 
you,  madam,  the  agony  has  somewhat  abated."  At  least  so 
the  story  goes,  but  I  do  not  vouch  for  it. 

While  Mr.  Lockwood  was  reading  for  his  degree  he  met  the 
man  who  was  to  be  his  lifelong  friend,  Mr.  Warde  Fowler,  a 
don  and  also  an  accomplished  naturalist,  and  it  is  to  him  that 
I  am  indebted  for  so  much  information  about  Mr.  Lockwood's 
life. 

After  his  ordination  Mr.  Lockwood  acted  for  some  time  as 
his  father's  curate  at  Kingham,  and  then  took  a  small  living  at 
Woodeaton  in  1871,  and  married  Miss  Sophia  Theresa  Wynter, 
daughter  of  the  Rev.  Philip  Wynter.  Woodeaton  is  close 
to  Oxford,  and  it  was  at  this  time  that  his  unusual  gifts  as  a 
teacher  came  to  light.  Mr.  Warde  Fowler  had  more  college 
pass-work  than  he  cared  for,  so  he  entrusted  him  with  the  Latin 
prose  of  a  few  undergraduates,  and  the  venture  proved  an 
instant  success.  He  understood  exactly  what  was  wanted  and 
rarely  failed  to  get  his  pupils  through  their  examinations. 

When  he  left  Woodeaton  to  take  the  Kingham  living  after 
his  father's  death  he  sorely  missed  this  work,  and  it  was  many 


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years  before  he  had  another  opportunity  of  teaching  pupils 
worthy  of  his  steel. 

The  living  of  Kingham  came  into  the  Lockwood  family  by 
the  marriage  of  his  great-grandfather  with  Miss  Doudeswell  of 
Worcestershire,  who  rebuilt  the  rectory  in  1688.  In  addition 
to  the  many  sporting  parsons  they  have  produced,  there  was  a 
fighting  parson,  rector  of  Towcester,  who  was  wounded  beside 
King  Charles  at  the  Battle  of  Naseby. 

Mr.  Lockwood  had  never  been  a  strong  man,  and  as  he  grew 
older  his  health  was  by  no  means  good.  He  often  ventured  out 
hunting  rashly,  when  his  asthmatic  bronchitis  was  on  him,  and 
it  was  a  hunt  in  November,  1911,  that  brought  on  so  severe  an 
attack  that  heart-failure  supervened.  He  was  buried  a  few 
days  later  in  Kingham  churchyard,  where  a  lych-gate  has  since 
been  put  up  to  his  memory.  Mr.  Lockwood  was  very  popular 
both  amongst  hunting  people  and  parishioners,  and  the  school 
children  sent  a  beautiful  wreath  to  his  funeral,  subscribed  for 
by  penny  subscriptions  all  on  their  own  initiative. 


The   REV.   S.   LOCKWOOD 


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Facino  p.  167. 


Chapter  XV 

The  Rev.  Rupert  Inglis — A  "Blue" — Becomes  an  Army  Chaplain — Letter  to  his 
Parishioners — 'No.  23  General  Hospital — A^  Wounded  Boy's  Appetite — 
A  Friendly  Postman — A  New  Disease — A  Much-Travelled  Bullet — Chaplains' 
Duties — No  "Cushy  Job" —  American  Terms  of  Endearment — Princess 
Christian's  Ambulance  Train — A  Lesson  for  the  Kaiser — Doubtful  Kindness 
^Bishop  of  Winchester's  Son  Killed — Tragic  Meeting  of  Brothers — The  Rev- 
Neville  Talbot  Wins  Military  Cross— Twenty-seven  Wounds — A  Peep  into 
German  Trenches — Curious  Find  in  a  Church — A  Promise  Fulfilled — A  Gifted 
Corporal :  His  Romantic  Life — Shell-shock  Sufferers — Doctors  and  Nurses 
Quarrel — A  Factory  Dressing-Station — Scratch  Pack  at  Mess — Domestic 
Life  in  the  Trenches — Mr.  Inglis  "  Cute  "  at  Dressing  Patients — Tragedy  of 
the  Towels — Sunday  Work — Liquid  Fire  Shells — Gordon  Geddes  Inspecting 
— Chaplain  Inglis  and  Captain  English  get  Mixed — Some  "  Topping  Things  " 
A  "  Little  Beast  "—Talking  Sport— An  Awful  Night— A  Week-end  in  a  Shell- 
Hole — A  Resurrection — The  Shropshires'  "  Little  Affair  " — ^Through  Fire  and 
Water — Gallant  Lance-Corporal — Doctors  Worn  Out — ^The  Prince  of  Wales 
in  the  Trenches — A  "  Full  House" — German  Written  Orders — Padre  IngHs 
Missing — Some  Letters  and  a  Memorial  Chapel. 

IN  1914  Mr.  Inglis  was  the  rector  of  a  little  Kentish  village 
where  he  had  lived  some  years,  and  where  he  took  it  for 
granted  he  would  die  in  due  course  and  be  buried 
after  the  fashion  of  previous  rectors. 

On  September  18,  1916,  he  was  killed  in  the  battle  of  the 
Somme  at  the  age  of  fifty-three,  while  rescuing  wounded  with 
conspicuous  gallantry. 

Years  ago  I  remember  being  thrilled  by  the  adventures  of 
Conan  Doyle's  "  Brigadier  Gerard,"  a  soldier  of  Napoleon's 
Grand  Armee.  It  seemed  to  me  that  it  was  wonderful  that 
there  could  ever  have  been  days  of  such  heroic  adventures,  of 
such  great  battles,  such  bravery,  such  suffering,  and  it  seemed 
quite  clear  that  there  could  never  be  such  days  again. 

To-day  the  story  of  a  quiet  middle-aged  rector,  suddenly 
snatched  from  his  vestry  meetings  and  Sunday-schools  and  flung 
into  the  world-war,  where  the  dormant  passions  of  his  fighting 
forefathers  awoke  and  carried  him  through  scenes  of  terror  and 
horror  to  a  most  noble  death,  is  a  commonplace  one,  one  of  a 
thousand  others  as  strange,  and  stranger.     Yet  in  those  few 


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months  the  rector  saw  what  was  vaster,  more  terrible  and  far 
grimmer  than  the  veterans  of  Napoleon's  army  ever  dreamed  of. 

The  Rev,  Rupert  Inglis  was  a  parson  of  the  traditional  kind. 
He  entered  theChm-chas  the  youngest  son  of  Major-GeneralSir 
John  Inglis,  K.C.B.,  the  defender  of  Lucknow  during  the 
mutiny,  and  was  neither  daringly  High  Church  nor  depressingly 
Low,  but  a  plain  orthodox  Church  of  England  man. 

His  athletic  career  at  Rugby  and  Oxford  had  been  a  good 
one,  for  at  school  he  got  his  colours  both  for  cricket  and  football, 
and  at  Oxford  was  in  the  Rugby  XV.  for  three  years,  and  won 
the  Rugby  International  Cap.  He  was  given  his  "  Blue  "  as 
a  freshman  at  Oxford,  as  he  was  a  fine  forward  who  made  the 
most  of  his  weight  in  the  pack.  After  leaving  Oxford  he  joined 
the  Blackheath  club  and  played  in  the  three  English  matches 
against  Scotland,  Ireland,  and  Wales. 

In  course  of  time  he  was  ordained,  and  after  a  couple  of 
curacies  married  and  settled  down  to  the  life  of  a  country 
parson  at  Frittenden.  He  was  not  a  poor  man  as  parsons  go  in 
these  days,  and  had  heaps  of  relations  among  the  county 
families,  so  that  he  often  had  some  excellent  shooting,  and  life 
was  pleasant  enough.  Two  little  girls  and  a  boy  were  born  to  the 
rector  and  his  wife ;  and  he  grew  fond  of  his  parishioners,  while 
they  likewise  grew  fond  of  him. 

Then  came  the  catastrophe  of  1914,  and  he  preached  stirring 
sermons  to  his  villagers,  bidding  them  do  their  duty  like  men 
and  join  the  new  armies.  Then  he  disappeared  from  his  parish 
and  his  flock  heard  no  more  of  him  until  they  received  the 
following  letter : 

"  Dear  Parishioners, 

"  I  think  most  of  you  will  understand  how  I  come 
to  be  writing  from  France.  I  have  felt  that  in  this  great  crisis 
of  the  nation's  history,  everyone  ought  to  do  what  he  can  to 
help.  I  have  said  this  both  publicly  and  privately,  but  it  has 
been  hard  to  tell  people  that  they  ought  to  leave  their  homes 
to  go  out  into  strange  and  new  surroundings,  to  endure  dis- 
comforts and  danger,  perhaps  to  face  death.  It  has  been  hard 
to  tell  people  that  this  was  their  duty  and  then  remain  comfort- 
ably at  home  myself.  So  this  is  why  I  have  left  you  for  an 
indefinite  period. 


Rev.  Rupert  Inglis  169 

"  I  am  proud,  very  proud,  of  what  Frittenden  has  done.  I 
know  how  hard  it  has  been  for  many  of  the  soldiers  to  leave  their 
homes,  their  families  and  occupations,  but  the  harder  it  has  been 
the  greater  the  credit  and  the  greater  the  reward. 

"  I  ask  for  your  prayers.  I  ask  you  to  pray  that  I  may  be 
a  help  to  those  to  whom  I  have  to  minister  out  here.  That  God 
will  bless  and  keep  you  all  is  the  prayer  of 

"  Your  affectionate  rector, 

"  (Signed)  Rupert  E.  Inglis. 
"  France,  July  7th,  1915." 

The  son  of  the  man  of  Lucknow  had  found  it  impossible  to 
sit  at  home  and  twiddle  his  thumbs. 

After  this,  the  story  of  his  adventures  is  told  in  his  letters  to 
his  wife,  who  has  had  portions  of  them  printed  in  the  form  of  a 
little  book,  for  private  circulation,  and  dedicated  to  his  children, 
"  Joan,  John,  and  Margaret,  just  to  help  them  now,  and  in  years 
to  come,  to  understand  a  little  of  their  father's  life  among  our 
wonderful  soldiers." 

I  quote  from  them  at  some  length,  not  because  they  are 
records  of  adventure  above  the  average  of  the  time,  for  they  are 
not,  but  rather  because  they  are  so  typical  of  the  thousands  of 
letter-histories  that  have  been  written  in  this  war,  and  there  is 
the  same  tragic  family  likeness  running  through  them  all. 

To  begin  with,  there  is  the  newness  of  everything  at  the  Base  ; 
then  comes  the  excitement  of  joining  a  Brigade  and  becoming 
familiar  with  life  at  the  actual  front — a  quiet  part  of  the  front  at 
first.  After  this  comes  the  beginning  of  the  end,  references  to 
long  marches  across  country  without  any  mention  of  what  lies 
ahead.  I  have  read  all  this  in  a  dozen  such  sequences  of  letters, 
and  there  is  always  the  same  care  to  conceal  the  fact  that  the 
writer  is  in  the  converging  movement  of  troops  marching  into 
one  of  the  great  battle-areas,  so  that  the  anxiety  of  those  at  home 
may  be  lessened  as  much  as  possible.  To  have  mentioned  the 
name  "  Somme  "  would  have  been  to  chill  the  heart  of  the 
recipient,  and  what  would  have  been  the  use  of  that  ?  The  last 
letter  seems  to  come  almost  automatically  after  that,  and  in 
this  case  it  ends,  "  I  shall  probably  be  back  early  to-day.  ..." 

Most  of  these  last  letters  were  written  within  the  iodme  and 
blood  smell  of  the  advanced  dressing-stations. 


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His  first  letter  sent  home  after  reaching  France  is  dated — 

"  July  10th, 


"  No.  23  General  Hospital, 

"  Etaples." 


In  this  he  says  : 

"  For  the  first  time  I  am  allowed  to  say  where  I  am."  He 
then  goes  on  to  explain  that  he  is  Chaplain  of  a  hospital  with 
one  thousand  one  hundred  and  sixty  beds,  and  that  he  had 
arrived  after  much  travelling,  at  11.30  p.m.,  and  found  no  bed 
anywhere,  so  arranged  a  shake-down  in  an  empty  hut,  sleeping 
in  his  valise  on  the  floor,  and  found  he  possessed  more  bones  in 
his  body  than  he  had  hitherto  been  aware  of,  but  did  not  sleep 
badly  and  felt  rather  like  the  street-arab  whose  grace  after  a 
small  meal  was,  "  I  could  have  eaten  more,  but  thank  God  for 
what  I  have  had,"  "  for  I  didn't  think  I  should  sleep  at  all." 
The  letter  continues,  "  I  could  write  you  miles,  but  I  have 
promised  to  go  and  write  letters  for  men  in  the  hospital,"  then 
adds,  "  I  want  a  gramophone  and  as  many  tunes  as  you  can 
get  for  the  men  in  hospital." 

July  12. — "  I  have  a  little  office  in  the  main  tin  building 
where  I  am  now  writing,  and  have  quite  a  nice  little  wood-and- 
ean vas  hut  five  feet  by  ten.  I  sleep  on  the  floor  in  my  valise 
.  .  .  The  Commanding  Officer  is  a  Colonel  Harrison,  who  was  a 
Doctor  in  the  Guards.  After  to-morrow  there  will  be  only  one 
other  English  officer  here  ;  the  rest  are  all  Americans  from 
Chicago.  .  .  .  The  nurses  also  are  Americans. 

"  The  objection  to  this  place  is  that  the  camp  is  on  sand. 
There  has  been  a  high  wind  and  everything  has  just  been  full  of 
sand,  ink  included.  One  is  a  long  way  from  the  war,  but  realises 
it  more  here.  My  hut  is  not  fifty  yards  from  where  all  Red 
Cross  trains  come  in.  Two  big  trains  full  of  wounded  came  in 
yesterday.  The  men  are  awfully  good  and  plucky  ;  some  of 
Uieir  wounds  are  awful.  One  boy  showed  me  a  bit  of  shrapnel 
nearly  two  inches  long  that  had  been  cut  out  of  his  middle. 
Another  boy  had  a  bullet  clean  through  his  face  and  is  not  a  bit 
the  worse  for  it,  no  pain,  and  eats  like  a  Trojan." 

July  14.—"  All  the  appliances  here  are  very  good  and  up- 
to-date.  We  have  a  beautiful  operating-theatre.  X-ray  room, 
photographic  studio,  etc.     My  postman  is  a  Yorkshire  miner. 


Rev.  Rupert  Inglis  171 

We  spend  much  time  together,  as  I  am  acting  censor  and  he 
has  to  lick  down  all  the  letters.  This  morning,  having  got  very 
intimate,  we  exchanged  photographs  of  our  wives  and  families. 
Amongst  other  sundries  he  has  been  blessed  with  two  pairs  of 
twins  !  " 

From  this  I  gather  the  exchange  was  hardly  equal,  as  Mr. 
Inglis  had  only  three  bairns. 

July  17.—"  Our  Chapel  is  a  perfectly  bare  room,  or  was  at 
first.  A  trestle  table  is  being  moved  in  as  an  Altar  and  some 
benches  by  way  of  ecclesiastical  furniture.  Our  services  to- 
morrow are  at  5.15  a.m.,  6.30  a.m.,  10.30  a.m.,  and  6  p.m.  .  .  . 
Have  just  heard  I  am  to  be  attached  to  a  brigade,  which  is  work 
I  like,  as  it  gives  me  a  better  chance  of  getting  to  know  the  men." 

July  18. — "I  have  had  quite  a  busy  Sunday.  Celebrations 
at  5.15  and  6.30,  and  at  10.30  a  service  for  the  patients.  It  was 
such  a  nice  service  ;  we  expected  thirty  or  forty  and  had  only 
seats  for  that  number,  but  we  had  one  hundred  and  fifty  patients 
and  had  to  go  about  collecting  seats  for  them,  as  most  of  them 
were  not  fit  to  stand.  I  started  the  hymns  ;  they  went  with 
great  gusto.  You  might  tell  — —  we  shall  hardly  require  the 
organ  when  I  come  back,  as  I  shall  be  able  to  do  it  myself  !  On 
second  thoughts  perhaps  my  efforts  were  not  so  successful,  for 
after  the  service  one  of  the  nurses  came  and  offered  me  twenty 
dollars  towards  the  purchase  of  a  harmonium.  We  made  the 
Altar  quite  nice  for  the  early  Celebrations.  The  frontal  was 
turkey-twill  off  a  patient's  screen,  and  the  candlesticks  just 
bedroom  candlesticks.  The  flowers  were  Dorothy  Perkins. 
They  were  put  on  the  Altar  by  a  Roman  Catholic  matron  who 
was  doing  her  own  Altar  at  the  other  end  of  the  room.  They 
did  not  agree  very  well  with  the  turkey-twill,  but  we  are  not 
very  particular  over  these  things  here.  .  .  .  The  men  are  so 
nice  and  say  such  funny  things  ;  one  man  to-day  said  he  was 
suffering  from  '  Diagnosis,'  but  he  got  better  of  that.  .  .  . 

July  20. — "  Yesterday  they  had  an  extraordinary  opera- 
tion. They  extracted  a  bullet  from  a  man,  and  there  was 
something  behind  it,  so  they  went  on  and  took  out  a  penny 
which  had  been  driven  in  by  the  bullet.  It  had  saved  the  man's 
life,  as  it  was  pressing  against  an  important  artery  which  the 


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bullet  would  otherwise  have  severed.  There  are  really  the 
most  extraordinary  wounds,  it  is  wonderful  how  they  ever 
recover.  One  man  was  shot  in  the  nose,  the  bullet  went  through 
his  mouth,  right  through  the  tongue,  down  his  throat  and  out 
at  his  shoulder.  The  man  is  really  quite  well  now  and  able  to 
smoke." 

I  do  not  think  it  is  generally  understood  at  home  how  much 
the  Chaplains  do  besides  their  spiritual  work.  Many  of  them 
help  to  load  and  unload  wounded  men,  write  letters  for  them, 
collect  the  discs  from  the  shattered  fragments  of  those  killed, 
and  write  the  letters  which  carry  desolation  to  many  homes; 
arrange  and  form  clubs  for  the  men  when  resting,  collect  games, 
books,  and  amusements  for  them,  act  as  mess-president,  help  in 
the  operating-theatre,  ready  at  all  times  to  do  anything. 

I  have  heard  it  suggested  that  the  life  of  a  base-camp  chaplain 
is  a  "  cushy  job,"  but  this  is  a  mistake  ;  his  life  is  by  no  means 
an  easy  one.  He  not  only  has  the  base-camp  to  attend  to, 
but  is  at  the  beck  and  call  of  every  hospital  camp  in  the 
place.  So  surely  as  he  tries  to  go  into  the  town  or  to  have 
a  meal  he  is  sent  for  to  attend  the  sick,  often  being  wanted  in 
two  places  at  once  in  opposite  directions.  Added  to  this  he  is 
mess-president  and  has  to  see  proper  delicacies  are  ready  for 
the  officers,  and  collect  the  subscriptions  from  each  officer 
who  enters  the  mess,  though  only  staying  a  day  or  two. 

In  the  July  when  Mr.  Inglis  wrote  the  last  letter,  from 
which  I  have  quoted,  he  was  acting  censor,  and  grew  very  weary 
of  reading  other  people's  letters.  He  considered  the  Americans 
had  a  very  good  way  of  expressing  themselves.  One  favourite 
form  they  had  of  addressing  their  wives  was,  "  Dear  old  Sport," 
and  "  Little  Bit  of  Ginger."  In  a  letter  dated  July  26,  Mr. 
Inglis  says  : 

"  I  was  very  busy  yesterday,  and  quite  enjoyed  myself. 
I  had  a  variety  of  services  and  congregations  :  Celebrations, 
C.30 — we  had  all  sorts  ;  morning  service,  10.30 — all  wounded  ; 
morning  service,  11.30 — about  seven  hundred  soldiers,  drawn 
up  on  an  open  square.  I  took  it  from  a  balcony,  and  though  I 
had  the  wind  against  me,  they  looked  as  if  they  heard  me. 
The  only  failure  was  my  organist  (I  mean  pianist)  was  too 
ambitious.     He  wanted  me  to  sing  the  Venite,  and  it  did  not 


Rev.  Rupert  Inglis       ^  173 

go  well.  I  and  the  men  seemed  to  be  singing  different  tunes. 
.  .  .  The  rest  of  the  day  I  was  kept  busy  censoring  letters. 
I  had  half  an  hour  off  to  meet  Field-Marshal  French  ;  he  came 
to  visit  the  hospital." 

July  28. — "  An  ambulance  train  (Princess  Christian's) 
came  in  last  night,  or  rather  early  this  morning.  It  came  the 
same  time  as  the  telegram  announcing  its  arrival.  It  brought 
us  one  hundred  patients,  most  of  them  wounded,  some  of  them 
terribly.  I  have  only  seen  the  bad  cases  at  present.  I  hear 
there  are  some  West  Kents  in. 

"  I  would  like  to  condemn  the  German  Emperor  to  spend  the 
rest  of  his  life  going  round  a  hospital  looking  at  the  newly 
wounded,  and  to  make  him  look  at  them.  It  is  a  pitiful  sight, 
and  with  the  really  bad  cases  one  can  do  so  little  for  them.  The 
one  blessing  is  they  are  splendidly  looked  after,  and  everything 
that  can  be  done  is  done.  One  of  the  surgeons  has  performed  a 
wonderful  operation.  He  has  saved  the  man's  life — though 
his  spinal  cord  was  almost  completely  severed  by  a  bullet — but 
the  man  must  be  an  invalid  to  the  end  of  his  life.  I  think  I 
should  have  left  the  poor  fellow  alone,  but  everyone  says  it  is 
marvellous.  They  are  the  saddest  cases  of  all ;  they  may  live 
for  years  and  will  always  be  paralysed. 

"  The  gramophone  arrived  this  morning ;  it  is  now  in 
Ward  21,  which  is  full  of  patients.  You  never  saw  anything 
like  their  delight  with  it.  It  really  was  a  treat  to  see  their 
happy  faces. 

"  I  am  writing  quite  early  this  morning  ;  they  called  me  up 
about  three  o'clock.  Another  convoy  had  come  in  ;  some  of  the 
men  had  been  in  a  hospital  near  the  front  and  the  Germans  had 
shelled  it,  and  as  far  as  I  could  make  out  some  had  been  wounded 
a  second  time.     The  hospital  had  to  be  emptied." 

August  6. — "  We  had  another  convoy  in  last  night,  but 
only  twenty  stretcher  cases.  I  armed  myself  with  a  big  box  of 
cigarettes  and  went  to  meet  them.  It  is  really  wonderful  how 
quickly  they  transfer  men  from  the  trains  to  the  ambulance, 
and  do  it  so  smoothly.  I  never  saw  anything  in  the  nature  of  a 
jolt,  so  the  poor  things  are  not  made  to  suffer  more  than  is 
absolutely  necessary.  They  had  a  terrible  long  journey,  as 
some  had  been  in  the  train  for  twelve  hours,  and  were  just  dog- 


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tired  ;  they  lay  down  on  the  platform  and  waited  for  the 
motors.  The  M.C.C.  have  sent  me  a  splendid  lot  of  cricket 
things. 

"  I  think  people  forget  the  enormous  number  of  R.A.M.C. 
that  are  required  to  run  these  hospitals.  We  have  over  two 
hundred  here,  still  forty  under  strength  ;  we  have  thirty-five 
doctors  and  seventy-five  nurses." 

August  7. — "  I  am  awfully  busy,  as  I  have  such  a  lot  of 
letters  to  write  for  other  people,  and  such  difficult  letters  as  a 
rule.  A  boy  who  is  desperately  ill  always  tells  you  to  write  that 
he  is  going  on  splendidly.  I  have  two  of  that  kind  waiting  now. 
One  of  the  boys  I  am  looking  after  is  going  to  be  seventeen  in  a 
day  or  two.  I  was  with  him  when  he  was  having  his  wound 
dressed  and  he  hung  on  to  my  hand  and  didn't  cry,  but  he  cried 
a  bit  when  the  others  had  gone  and  he  told  me  he  thought  they 
were  going  to  cut  his  leg  off ;  so  I  had  to  collect  the  doctor  and 
nurses  again,  and  they  told  him  his  leg  was  quite  all  right  and 
no  chance  of  it  having  to  be  amputated.  He  promptly  cheered 
up  and  smoked  a  cigarette. 

"  I  have  just  had  to  write  a  long  letter  to  the  Bishop  of 
Winchester,  as  the  man  who  was  with  his  son,  Gilbert,  when  he 
was  killed,  was  brought  into  this  hospital.  As  the  man  had 
both  his  arms  wounded  they  asked  me  to  send  all  particulars. 
I  heard  from  the  brother,  Neville  Talbot,  who  is  a  Chaplain  at 
the  front.  He  crept  out  after  dark  and  found  his  brother's  body 
close  to  the  German  trenches." 

The  Rev.  Neville  Talbot  won  the  Military  Cross  on  this 
occasion  at  Hooge. 

August  12. — A  letter  written  on  this  date  says  : 
"  Have  you  realised  what  to-day  is  ?  It  made  me  feel  a 
little  gun-sick,  and  visions  of  Glanwye  and  Carradale  came  up. 
Well,  I  suppose  I  shall  not  do  any  shooting  this  year.  I  shall 
not  be  home  to  shoot  birds,  and  they  won't  let  me  shoot  Germans. 
"  Did  I  tell  you  a  boy  came  in  yesterday  ?  He  will  be 
fifteen  next  month.  He  has  been  out  a  long  time  and  is  now 
wounded.  He  does  not  want  to  go  back  to  England,  but  would 
like  to  have  another  go  at  the  Germans.  I  asked  him  how  he 
got  on  with  the  hard  work  and  carrying  his  pack  ;  he  said, 
splendidly,  as  long  as  he  had  plenty  to  eat,  but  that  he  went  to 


Rev.  Rupert  Inglis  175 

pieces  whenever  he  was  short  of  food,  which  is  to  be  expected  of 
a  boy  who  is  growing, 

"  In  one  mental  deficiency  ward  we  have  a  very  fine  and 
large  fat  nurse.  Yesterday  one  of  the  patients  looked  at  her 
steadily  and  in  astonishment  for  some  time,  and  then  said, 
'  Am  I  dreaming,  or  do  my  eyes  magnify  ?  '  " 

August  15. — "  We  have  had  a  great  many  deaths  this 
week  ;  there  is  a  boy  I  am  very  fond  of  wounded  in  twenty- 
seven  places,  and,  as  so  often  happens,  one  of  the  wounds  showed 
signs  of  poisoning  and  I  am  afraid  he  cannot  live. 

"  I  find  all  the  doctors  and  nurses  very  nice  to  me,  and  they 
take  a  lot  of  trouble  to  let  me  know  if  any  of  the  men  are  very  ill. 

"  Besides  my  canteen,  I  have  been  asked  to  organise  a  large 
tea  and  bovril  stall.  All  the  water,  fuel,  and  oil  has  to  be 
carried  about  two  and  a  half  miles  ;  as  everybody  is  very  busy 
I  may  not  be  able  to  get  a  water-cart,  but  I  am  going  to  try. 

"  I  am  rather  like  you  knitting  in  a  game  of  bridge,  for  I  am 
writing  in  the  middle  of  a  game  of  picquet,  while  my  opponent 
is  discussing  military  matters. 

"  This  morning  '  Sigs  '  ^  and  I  climbed  up  in  the  church 
tower,  from  which  we  got  quite  a  good  view  of  the  surrounding 
country  and  could  look  into  the  German  trenches.  We  then 
explored  the  bottom  of  the  church.  When  we  first  came  to  the 
village  (which  we  have  now  left)  someone  hit  a  stone  near  the 
door  and  it  sounded  hollow,  so  they  pulled  it  up  and  found  a 
passage  going  down  about  two  hundred  feet,  winding  round  and 
round.  The  air  was  very  foul ;  they  could  not  get  in  for  some 
time,  but  now  it  is  all  right.  At  the  bottom  of  the  two  hundred 
feet  there  are  a  lot  of  biggish  caves,  large  enough  to  hold  a 
battalion.  It  is  now  used  as  a  dug-out  if  the  village  is  being 
shelled. 

"  Our  mess  is  a  public-house  in  the  main  road,  and  it  is  quite 
as  noisy  as  Piccadilly  at  its  worst." 

August  19. — "  That  nice  boy  I  told  you  about  died. 
Another  boy,  Crutchfield,  is  a  little  better  to-day  ;  he  is  only 
sixteen.  I  was  in  his  ward  as  the  doctor  was  going  to  dress  his 
wounds.  He  asked  me  to  stay  with  him,  and  as  the  doctor  had 
no  objection  I  did  ;  it  took  just  one  hour  and  five  minutes.     How 

1  Signalling  officer. 


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the  boy  has  lived  I  don't  know.  The  doctor  said  he  was 
wounded  in  at  least  fifty  places,  most  of  course  small,  but  some 
quite  big.  The  lad  hung  on  to  my  hand  and  he  just  moaned 
now  and  then,  but  it  must  have  hurt  him  very  much.  I  should 
have  been  glad  to  cry  for  him.  .  .  .  The  boy  Crutchfield  is  better. 
Yesterday  I  promised  he  should  have  an  apple,  and  sent  down 
to  the  store  for  it.  When  I  got  in  this  morning  I  found  he  had 
never  received  it,  as  the  supply  was  run  out.  He  quietly 
insisted  that  I  should  fulfil  my  contract,  much  to  the  amusement 
of  the  other  boys  in  the  ward.  I  had  to  tramp  into  Staples 
myself  to  get  it,  as  the  men  are  not  allowed  in  the  town  owing  to 
an  epidemic  of  measles. 

"  We  had  another  convoy  in  last  night.  All  our  Tommies 
speak  in  a  very  kindly  way  of  the  Saxons.  We  have  a  wonder- 
ful man  among  our  patients,  a  Corporal  in  R.F.A. — name  Gore 
Brown  ;  his  mother  is  a  Russian  Princess.  He  speaks  in  twenty- 
three  different  languages  and  writes  fourteen  of  them.  He  has 
fought  in  every  war  of  modern  times — was  a  Major  in  the 
Japanese  Army.  Until  he  became  a  private  in  the  British 
Army  he  was  Commander-in-Chief  of  Madero's  forces  in  Mexico. 
He  was  at  Eton,  and  has  a  wonderful  gift  of  speaking. 

"  In  the  field  ambulance  last  night  I  saw  men  suffering  from 
shell-shock  ;  they  were  quite  unconscious,  but  I  was  told  they 
would  recover.  They  belonged  to  a  battery  that  had  been 
heavily  shelled  all  day.  One  hundred  and  eighty  shells  had 
been  thrown  at  it,  but  they  did  not  have  a  single  casualty." 

September  1.—"  It  is  a  horrible  day,  blowing  and  rainy, 
but  not  enough  rain  to  stop  the  sand  flying,  and  my  eyes, 
nose  and  mouth  are  clogged  with  it.  They  say  the  sand  is 
encroaching  terribly  in  this  country,  and  I  certainly  believe  that 
if  the  hospital  were  left  alone  for  a  year  it  would  disappear 
under  the  sand. 

"  The  nurse  asked  me  to  go  round  while  Crutchfield  was 
having  his  wounds  dressed  this  morning.  The  boy  insisted  on 
my  making  a  minute  examination  of  each  wound  and  reporting 
on  it.  They  are  awful,  but  I  really  think  they  do  look  better. 
There  is  still  a  chance  he  may  have  to  lose  his  arm,  and  I  doubt 
if  he  could  stand  that. 

"  The  dear  old  Colonel  has  just  been  in  to  help  me  finish  the 


Rev.  Rupert  Inglis  177 

letters.     The  American  letters    are    generally  full  of  praise  of 
him. 

"  The  doctors  and  nurses  quarrel  a  good  deal.  I  suppose  it 
is  natural,  as  we  are  all  sorts  on  board  ship  together  ;  but  I 
have  never  found  anything  but  praise  of  the  British  Government, 
British  Tommy,  and  British  Staff." 

September  17. — "  I  have  just  received  my  marching  orders, 
and  am  off  on  Monday  to  21  Casualty  Clearing  Station.  I  have 
not  the  remotest  idea  where  it  is,  so  cannot  tell  you,  and  if  I  did 
know  should  not  be  allowed  to. 

"  I  am  glad  to  say  nearly  everything  has  come  for  my 
Chapel,  and  I  shall  leave  it  looking  quite  nice.  Thanks  to  you, 
all  the  hospital  is  splendidly  set  up  with  everything  for  the 
patients.  I  shall  leave  a  great  many  books,  games,  sweets, 
etc.,  for  my  successor." 

Scptemhcr  21,  CCS. — "  This  Casualty  Clearing  Station  is 
a  great  deal  rougher  than  what  I  have  been  accustomed  to  at 
the  Base.  It  is  quite  unavoidable.  We  have  to  keep  near  the 
firing-line,  and  if  the  line  moves  we  should  move  with  it,  so  we 
can't  be  cumbered  with  much  stuff.  Sometimes  if  there  is  a 
train  we  only  keep  the  wounded  long  enough  to  have  the  wounds 
dressed — the  great  majority  stay  from  twelve  to  thirty-six 
hours.  As  a  rule  the  Casualty  Clearing  Stations  are  in  tents. 
We  are  fortunate  in  having  the  greater  part  of  ours  in  an  old 
bicycle-factory.  It  all  looks  very  uncomfortable  after  the 
beautiful  beds  and  clean  sheets  of  a  Base  hospital,  but  all  who 
come  m  seem  to  think  it  very  luxurious.  We  may  be  called  on 
to  deal  with  six  hundred  cases  :  if  that  happens  it  will  mean 
day  and  night  work  for  all  of  us.  I  went  to  the  operating- 
theatre  and  saw  two  operations  which  were  not  very  serious 
ones.  I  thought  I  had  better  accustom  myself  to  this  sort  of 
thing.  I  have  spent  most  of  the  day  in  hospital,  and  have  done 
a  good  deal  of  letter-writing.  The  patients  are  almost  all  on 
stretchers  on  the  ground  ;  they  are  very  close  together,  and  of 
course  one  can  never  get  to  know  them.  Still,  one  can  do  a 
bit  for  them. 

"  We  have  a  wonderful  scratch  pack  for  a  mess  :  the 
Colonel  an  Irishman,  one  doctor  a  West  Indian,  one  a  Canadian, 
one  an  Australian,  the  French  Interpreter,  and  myself  ;    two 

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others  I  think  are  Enghsh.  A  pretty  good  variety  for  a  small 
number. 

"  I  saw  the  Matron  to-day  and  asked  her  what  was  wanted  ; 
she  said  bed-socks.  The  hospital  is  very  draughty,  so  you 
might  set  to  work  on  these. 

"  I  am  living  in  a  very  comfortable  farmhouse  ;  there  is  a 
Gloire  de  Dijon  just  opposite  my  room  and  a  covey  of  partridges 
in  a  field  between  us  and  the  hospital.     I  have  put  it  up  twice." 

It  is  quite  astonishing  how  little  birds  and  some  of  the 
smaller  animals  are  upset  by  the  appalling  hurly-burly  of 
battlefields.  A  relation  of  mine,  writing  from  the  front,  says  : 
"  Even  my  dug-out  is  being  utilised  in  the  great  scheme  of 
things,  for  there  are  families  of  mice  working  out  their  destinies 
in  the  confusion  of  straw  and  pack  forming  the  roof.  As  I  lie 
on  my  back  at  night  I  can  see  papa  and  mamma  move,  hurrying 
to  and  fro  across  the  beams,  twiddling  their  tails  to  maintain 
their  equipoise  after  fearless  excursions  among  my  rations  in  the 
corner.  I  can  hear  the  angry  squeaks  of  combat  among  the 
gallants,  and  domestic  twitterings  from  a  very  young  family  of 
mice  in  the  innermost  sanctuaries  of  the  straw.  I  am  much 
impressed  by  my  family  of  mice  amid  all  this  banging  and 
counter-banging ;  they  make  me  wonder  why  people  want 
gilded  domes  and  pealing  organs  to  make  them  realise  the 
majesty  of  things  in  general,  when  they  are  to  be  found  so  close 
under  one's  own  nose." 

The  same  relation  told  me  he  had  seen  a  chaffinch  singing 
on  the  wounded  branch  of  a  wrecked  tree,  and  a  shot  coming  in 
that  direction  carried  the  branch  away  ;  nothing  daunted,  the 
little  songster  mounted  on  to  a  twig  higher  up  and  continued  its 
love-song.  It  evidently  had  no  intention  of  being  put  out  by 
trifles. 

Late  in  September,  1915,  Mr.  Inglis  saw  for  the  first  time 
three  large  ambulance  barges  drawn  by  a  small  steam -tug  ;  he 
thought  they  looked  very  comfortable. 

They  are  on  all  the  rivers  in  France  now. 

It  was  at  this  time  Mr.  Inglis  was  asked  by  his  Bishop  if  he 
would  like  to  return  to  23  General  Hospital  as  permanent 
Chaplain  until  the  end  of  the  war.  He  declined  this  offer,  for 
although  he  had  been  very  happy  there,  he  felt  he  would  rather 


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take  his  turn  with  all  the  other  Chaplains,  the  usual  arrange- 
ment being  two  or  three  months  in  front,  and  two  or  three 
months  with  a  brigade,  and  then  back  to  a  base  hospital,  and 
so  on. 

Another  letter  of  his  says  : 

September  24.—"  We  had  a  lot  of  bad  cases  in  yesterday 
and  everyone  was  very  busy,  so  I  was  able  to  make  myself  useful. 
We  sent  out  one  hundred  and  forty-six  patients,  and  there  was 
an  awful  rush.  1  gave  quite  a  lot  of  them  their  dinner  and 
helped  to  dress  them.  I  got  quite  cute  at  putting  on  their 
socks.  One  man  I  gave  all  his  dinner  from  a  spoon,  and  in  the 
intervals  of  feeding  we  discussed  the  shooting  at  Faccombe,  as 
he  always  used  to  go  out  beating  there." 

September  26. — "  I  started  the  day  with  a  Celebration  in 
the  attic  at  6.45.  It  was  very  nice — a  huge  room  with  rafters 
and  a  peaked  roof.  To  my  surprise  sixteen  Tommies  and  a 
nurse  came  to  the  service,  but  there  were  about  fifty  Tommies 
iynig  on  stretchers  round  the  room.  They  were  as  quiet  as  mice. 
At  ten  o'clock  we  had  Matins  in  the  same  room.  I  was  amused 
to  see  how  many  of  the  stretcher  cases  could  raise  up  when  I 
started  '  God  save  the  King.'  " 

On  October  2,  two  friends  had  been  accepting  Mr.  Inglis's 
hospitality  while  on  their  way  back  to  billets,  and  the  Padre 
had  fed  them  on  tinned  herrings  and  tea,  followed  by  a  tub 
in  his  big  bath.  Describing  this  occasion  in  a  letter  home,  he 
says,  "  The  tragedy  is,  they  have  used  my  only  two  clean 
towels  !  " 

This  good  Padre  certainly  did  not  spare  himself;  the 
following  is  an  account  of  one  Sabbath  day's  work. 

October  4. — "  It  is  10  p.m.  I  have  just  got  in  from  my 
last  service.  There  has  been  variety  in  the  places  where  I  have 
held  services  to-day.  I  started  in  one  attic  at  6.45.  I  had  the 
next  Celebration  at  the  hospital  at  7.45.  The  Altar  was  the 
magistrate's  desk.  The  next  service  was  in  the  attic,  and  the 
fourth  back  at  the  police-court.  At  4.45  I  motored  some  miles 
to  headquarters  for  a  service  at  5.15,  which  was  held  in  a  wine- 
shop. We  had  to  be  out  of  it  by  5.45,  as  the  shop  began  business 
at  that  hour.  I  then  motored  another  four  miles,  when  I  was 
met  by  the  Flying  Corps  motor  and  taken  another  twelve  or 


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fourteen  miles  to  the  aerodrome,  where  we  had  a  service  in  a 
very  large  barn.  We  stood  throughout  the  service  among  the 
straw.  There  was  just  one  bright  light  in  the  centre  and  the 
rest  of  the  place  all  dim.     They  were  such  a  nice  lot  of  fellows. 

"  I  have  been  invited  to  go  and  look  at  the  German  trenches 
from  an  aeroplane. 

"  Eight  o'clock.— We  had  about  forty-eight  patients  in 
to-day.  An  aerial  torpedo  exploded  in  a  dug-out ;  there  were 
thirty  men  in  it — eight  were  killed  and  all  the  rest  were  burnt, 
mostly  in  the  face  and  hands.  They  were  an  awful  sight  coming 
in.  The  shell  evidently  contained  Hquid  fire.  One  or  two  will 
probably  lose  an  eye.  I  went  into  the  operating-room  while  one 
was  having  his  face  dressed.  They  were  very  helpless,  only 
their  eyes  and  mouth  could  be  seen.  I  and  a  nurse  fed  ten  of 
them  ;  beef-tea  and  milk  had  to  be  poured  down  their  throats." 

Mr.  Inglis  now  got  leave  and  went  home  for  a  few  days, 
arriving  in  London  about  November  16,  and  returning  on  the 
24th,  and  in  a  letter  home  says  : 

"  I  found  everything  much  easier  after  the  splendid  week  at 
home.  This  afternoon  I  was  making  arrangements  about  the 
recreation-room.  We  hope  to  open  it  next  Thursday.  All  the 
games  from  Harrods'  have  arrived.  We  have  got  a  piano, 
quite  a  good  one.  I  am  going  to  interview  a  General  about 
supplying  us  with  chairs  and  tables,  and  another  at  headquarters 
about  coal  and  lights.  Then  I  shall  go  into  Amiens  and  buy 
cups  and  kettles.  It  is  rather  a  business,  and  two  of  the 
chaplains  who  have  helped  me  are  gone  away." 

November  29. — "  Gordon  Geddes  called  for  me  at  10 
o'clock  this  morning  and  I  had  a  most  interesting  time  with 
him.  We  visited  several  batteries,  inspected  dug-outs,  and 
went  to  an  artillery  observation-point  from  which  we  could  see 
the  German  trenches.  In  fact,  we  looked  right  into  them  and 
could  see  the  French  shells  bursting  round  and  about  the 
trenches." 

December  3.—"  I  went  into  Corbie  to-day  to  get  the  club 
into  order.  Things  were  quite  upsetting.  In  the  first  room 
the  stove  smoked  so  badly  we  had  to  let  it  out,  then  the  windows, 
which  ought  to  have  been  mended  last  week,  were  not  mended, 


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and  the  mantles  for  the  gas  which  ought  to  have  arrived  last 
week  had  not  done  so.  In  the  course  of  the  day  things  got 
more  straightened  out,  and  we  had  a  big  crowd  this  evening." 

December  5. — "  I  received  my  marching  orders  to-day  and 
am  off  to-morrow.  I  should  very  much  like  to  have  gone  all 
round  this  front  with  Gordon  Geddes.  He  has  been  most 
awfully  kind  to  me.  It  is  the  sort  of  opportunity  I  shan't  be 
likely  to  get  again.  It  is  a  pity  I  can't  tell  you  straight  for- 
wardly  all  about  things." 

December  13. — "  No  news  as  to  my  movements  yet. 
Yesterday  was  lovely.  I  went  for  a  twenty-mile  walk.  While 
lunching  I  was  patted  on  the  back  by  Eric  Thesiger.  It  is  very 
nice  meeting  people  out  here.  I  had  a  very  disturbed  night,  as 
the  bed  was  only  five  feet  six  inches,  which  made  it  difficult  for 
me  to  fit  in.  Then  a  battery  of  artillery  lost  its  way  in  the 
dark  and  one  of  the  riders  came  and  knocked  at  my  window 
to  see  if  I  could  help — and  I  could.  Then  a  rat  came  and  gnawed 
over  my  head  for  the  rest  of  the  night.  I  talked  to  it  violently 
several  times,  but  it  never  stopped.  My  billet  is  in  a  very  old 
house  attached  to  a  mill,  and  is  full  of  rats.  I  am  feeling  very 
dirty.  I  haven't  had  a  bath  for  nearly  a  week,  and  I  haven't 
had  a  change  of  clothes  since  I  don't  know  when." 

December  31. — "  Just  at  present  they  are  leaving  the 
troops  here  such  a  very  short  time  that  it  is  difficult  to  do 
anything  for  them.  They  are  in  one  day  and  out  the  next. 
This  is  New  Year's  Eve.  I  don't  know  why,  but  I  have  felt 
more  hopeful  of  things  lately,  though  I  am  not  expecting  an 
immediate  return  to  my  cabbage-patch — wish  I  did.  We  are 
all  very  sick  of  the  war,  but  I  believe  it's  nothing  compared  with 
the  German  sickness  of  it.  This  year  they  are  getting  all  that 
they  give  and  a  little  more,  and  it  makes  a  vast  difference  to 
last  year,  when  they  gave  us  ten  times  as  much  as  they  got." 

January  2,  1917. — "  This  place  is  thick  with  generals. 
One  said  to  me,  '  By  the  end  of  the  year  we  should  have  a  very 
decent  army,  and  it  ought  to  be  able  to  finish  the  war  by  the 
end  of  1917.'  It's  a  long  way  ahead,  and  I  hope  for  better 
things,  but  still  one  can't  tell." 

January  6. — ^"  This  is  a    great   day.     I  have  had  a  bath. 


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I  had  my  tea  for  the  band  this  evening.  We  managed  to  get  a 
certain  number  of  spoons  and  forks  together,  and  had  a  hot 
supper.  Pork  and  beef  were  the  piices  de  resistance.  They 
gave  me  a  huge  helping,  about  as  much  as  I  usually  eat  in  a 
week.  I  had  to  say  I  dined  in  the  middle  of  the  day  and  hardly 
ate  anything  at  night.  They  took  away  about  half.  It  was 
very  highly  seasoned.  The  light  was  bad,  and  the  first  thing  I 
put  into  my  mouth  was  a  large  bit  of  pork  fat  !  I  wished  I  had 
never  been  born  !     We  also  had  cheese-cakes  and  peaches. 

"The  beautiful ,  boots  have  arrived.  It  seems  wicked  to 
put  them  on  to  walk  straight  into  a  foot  of  mud.  My  old 
Norwegian  boots  are  nearly  gone." 

January  22.^"  I  did  not  get  home  till  twelve  last  night. 
When  I  got  to  the  Field  Ambulance  a  man  was  just  going  to 
have  a  biggish  bit  of  shrapnel  taken  out  of  his  leg.  It  was  not 
far  in,  so  he  did  not  have  an  anaesthetic.  It  must  have  hurt  him 
sadly,  but  I  talked  as  hard  as  I  could  to  keep  his  mind  off  it. 
He  bore  it  very  well.  It  was  the  third  time  he  had  been 
wounded.  One  poor  boy  died  just  as  he  was  brought  in,  and 
the  man  who  was  carrying  him  out  of  the  trenches  had  a  nasty 
wound  in  his  back.  Though  it  touched  the  spine  I  think  he  will 
get  all  right,  but  he  was  in  a  good  deal  of  pain,  so  I  sat  up  with 
him  until  he  was  more  comfortable,  and  left  him  smoking.  He 
was  a  Yorkshire  man  and  told  me  he  was  married  when  only 
fifteen." 

February  14. — "  I  had  a  baddish  night  at  the  Field  Ambu- 
lance last  night.  It  is  rather  trying,  but  it  is  nice  to  think  one 
is  a  little  bit  useful.  I  don't  suppose  now  that  I  have  started  I 
shall  let  anyone  else  do  it.  I  have  been  over  to  my  service  at 
the  anti-aircraft.  They  sent  me  home  in  their  car.  They  do 
drive  fast  in  the  dark  with  no  lights.  I  don't  mind  the  ordinary 
risks  of  a  campaign,  but  I  don't  like  taking  extra  ones.  When 
I  came  down  from  this  place  one  of  the  boys  said  to  the  driver, 
'  Now  see  how  fast  you  can  go.'     Little  beast !  " 

February  26. — "  My  Field  Ambulance  is  on  the  main  road 
between  two  towns.  Of  course  none  of  the  cases  are  kept  very 
long,  not  more  than  twelve  hours,  as  a  Field  Ambulance  must  be 
kept  as  empty  as  possible.     It  is  a  long  wooden  building  divided 


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into  three  parts.  The  first  is  the  office  where  men  who  are  not 
very  bad  give  their  names,  number,  regiment,  etc.  The  next 
part  is  the  ward.  We  have  no  beds.  All  the  patients  are  on 
stretchers  on  the  floor.  The  third  division  is  what  they  call  the 
theatre,  where  men  have  their  wounds  dressed  and  attended 
to,  and  an  immediate  operation  if  necessary.  I  generally  see 
first  that  all  the  men  in  the  ward  have  something  to  smoke,  but 
I  spend  most  of  my  time  in  the  theatre.  Our  best  surgeon  is  a 
very  nice  Irishman  and  he  always  takes  the  worst  cases,  and  I 
sort  of  work  with  him.  The  men  have  generally  had  morphia 
given  to  them,  but  they  do  not  often  give  an  anaesthetic  in  a 
F.A.,  so  it  is  often  very  painful  for  the  poor  chaps  having  their 
wounds  attended  to.  A  man  often  suffers  a  lot  anticipating  he 
is  going  to  be  hurt,  and  by  talking  to  him  and  interesting  him 
you  can  often  take  his  mind  off — about  all  sorts  of  things,  cricket, 
football,  boxing.  The  other  day  we  had  a  Welshman  who  had 
some  very  painful  wounds.  As  a  rule  Welshmen  do  not  stand 
pain  very  well,  but  this  man  was  very  keen  on  football,  so  we 
carried  on  a  violent  discussion  about  football  and  he  got  through 
splendidly,  and  I  went  on  to  another  man.  When  the  doctor 
found  there  was  something  more  to  do  to  the  Welshman,  he 
came  over  to  me  and  said,  '  Come  along,  my  local  anaesthetic, 
I  want  you  to  talk  some  more  football.'  " 

March  1. — "  This  is  an  advanced  dressing-station  of  the 
Field  Ambulance.  I  have  lately  seen  what  I  have  often  heard 
of  but  never  before  seen,  viz.,  a  man's  life  being  saved  by  a 
New  Testament  in  his  pocket.  That  and  a  new  service-book 
were  right  over  his  heart.  It  cut  out  a  bit  of  the  cover  of  the 
book  exactly  its  own  shape  and  size,  and  then  made  an  awful 
mess  of  the  inside  of  the  book,  but  did  not  go  through  it." 

March  8. — "  It  must  have  snowed  pretty  well  all  the  night. 
We  have  a  funny  little  home  here  (on  the  canal  bank  near  St. 
Jean).  It  is  just  a  nice  little  tunnel  about  eighteen  feet  long  and 
eight  wide.  We  get  light  and  air  through  the  door,  and  we  have 
a  stove  at  the  other  end.  Our  beds  are  right  and  left  of  the 
stove.  Our  beds  are  stretchers.  They  do  for  seats  in  the 
daytime.  We  have  a  very  good  armchair,  which  is  loot  from 
somewhere,  two  tables  and  several  other  chairs.  Our  wash- 
stand   is  a  chair,   and   we  are  really  very  comfortable.     The 


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drawback  is  we  are  either  too  hot  or  too  cold.  When  the  fire 
is  going  it  is  hke  an  oven,  and  when  it  is  out  it  is  hke  an  ice- 
house. You  can't  do  a  great  deal  of  work  here.  It  is  really  a 
sort  of  rest-cure." 

March  10. — "  Our  dug-out  is  at  the  end  of  about  a  mile  of 
dug-outs.  Outside  there  is  a  duck-walk  and  then  water,  so 
everyone  passes  within  six  feet  of  our  door,  and  a  great  many 
look  in  and  pass  the  time  of  day.  I  saw  an  air-fight  quite  close 
which  I  am  sorry  to  say  ended  unfavourably  for  us.  They  can't 
all  end  well,  I  suppose.  Our  man  manoeuvred  very  well,  but 
he  had  a  faster  machine  against  him." 

March  14. — "  We  hand  over  this  dug-out  in  the  morning. 
I  shan't  be  sorry  to  have  a  bath.  We  are  not  allowed  to  take 
our  clothes  off  up  here,  and  I  have  not  had  mine  off  for  over  a 
week.  One  really  gets  used  to  anything.  It  is  rather  nice  to 
get  out  of  bed,  shake  yourself  like  a  dog,  and  go  out.  My  hair 
feels  awfully  funny,  just  like  pigs'  bristles.  The  Colonel  is  very 
keen — and  rightly  so — on  the  men  and  the  officers  having  their 
hair  cut  with  clippers,  so  I  have  fallen  into  line.  It  feels  very 
nice  and  cool." 

March  19. — "  General  Sir  H.  Plumer  came  over  to-day  to 
attend  the  Parade  Service,  and  wished  all  units  to  be  there  .  .  . 
about  two  thousand  men  in  the  open.  The  band  has  not  come 
here,  and  all  I  could  raise  was  a  piano,  and  the  music  was  a 
distinct  failure.  The  distance  was  too  great.  Two  thousand 
men  in  a  square  take  a  lot  of  room,  and  you  can't  keep  the 
singing  together.  I  quite  enjoy  camp-life,  and  we  are  really  and 
truly  a  very  happy  family.  The  tent  here  is  a  Y.M.C.A.  There 
are  two  ladies,  and  a  certain  number  of  men,  civilians,  whom  I 
don't  like  seeing  here.  Some  of  them  look  as  if  they  might  be 
doing  other  things.  They  say  they  have  all  been  passed  as 
unfit." 

April  17. — "  One  of  the  mess  sergeants  brought  in  some 
papers  last  night.  The  Colonel  asked  who  they  were  for. 
'  They  are  all  the  Rector's,'  said  the  man,  so  apparently  that  is 
my  name  among  the  Tommies.  .  .  . 

"  My  beautiful  long  boots  were  hanging  up  outside  the 
dug-out  to-day  and  they  were  completely  spoilt  by  a  piece    of 


Rev.  Rupert  Inglis  185 

shell,  which  went  through  them  both.     They  were  wounded  in 
six  places." 

Easter  Day. — "  It  is  two  days  since  I  wrote.  I  could  not 
finish  it  on  Good  Friday  night,  as  while  I  was  writing  it  a  tre- 
mendous bombardment  was  going  on,  and  I  knew  the  battalion 
I  am  with  was  in  it  and  I  could  not  collect  my  thoughts.  In  the 
evening  the  battalion  went  out,  and  I  went  to  the  dressing- 
station.     It  was  a  perfectly  awful  night." 

Ajoril  24. — "  It  seems  that  the  battalion  has  done  very 
well  indeed,  and  in  spite  of  the  awful  conditions  has  done 
almost  all  if  not  more  than  they  were  sent  out  to  do.  They 
have  been  tremendously  complimented,  but  I  hear  the  Colonel 
is  dangerously  wounded.  One  of  the  officers  killed  was  Jumbo 
Johnson  (author  of  '  At  the  Front '  weekly  in  Punch) ;  such  a 
good  chap  and  just  engaged  to  be  married.  From  what  they 
said  to  me  when  they  bid  me  good-bye,  I  think  the  Colonel  and 
Johnson  had  a  presentiment  that  they  would  not  come  back. 
.  .  .  While  I  was  at  the  dressing-station  the  faithful  Williams 
found  me  out  and  brought  tea  in  a  thermos,  which  was  much 
appreciated  by  the  wounded.  They  were  in  an  awful  state,  wet 
through  and  muddy  from  head  to  foot.  One  of  the  battalion  was 
found  dead  smothered  in  the  mud.  One  officer,  a  nice  boy,  lay  in  a 
shell-hole  with  a  broken  leg  from  Friday  night  to  Saturday  night. 
He  was  then  found,  and  it  took  eight  men  to  carry  him.  The 
mud  was  so  awful  they  could  not  get  him  out  before  it  was  light, 
so  they  had  to  leave  him  in  the  trench,  and  he  stayed  there  all 
Sunday.  They  got  him  out  on  Sunday  night.  It  has  been 
rather  a  strenuous  time,  but  it  has  only  been  a  small  affair  as 
things  go  nowadays." 

Later. — "  Had  to  leave  this  and  go  and  take  some  funerals. 
I  looked  in  at  the  dressing-station.  There  was  a  boy  there 
brought  in  this  morning.  He  had  been  buried  in  a  dug-out  in 
the  trenches  for  six  days.  He  had  nothing  to  eat  and  only  a 
little  water  to  drink.  He  was  not  wounded,  and  when  I  saw  him 
two  or  three  hours  after  he  had  been  brought  in  he  really  was 
extraordinarily  well.  He  had  only  been  allowed  a  little  food. 
It  would  not  have  been  safe  to  give  him  much.  He  had  his  first 
cigarette  while  I  was  there. 

"  Another  man  was  brought  in  last  night  who  had  been 


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wounded,  but  not  badly,  and  could  have  walked  back,  only  he 
was  embedded  in  a  shell-hole,  and  they  had  the  greatest  difficulty 
in  getting  him  out." 

The  account  of  this  "  little  affair  as  things  go  nowadays  " 
was  given  by  that  gifted  writer,  Mr.  Philip  Gibbs,  in  the  Daily 
Telegraph  soon  after  the  occurrence,  and  is  worth  quoting, 
giving,  as  it  does,  a  clear  idea  of  what  a  "  little  affair  "  means. 
It  explains  fully  why  Mr.  Inglis,  the  Padre,  could  not  collect 
his  thoughts  to  write  letters  while  his  boys  were  in  the  throes  of 
battle. 


GALLANT   SHROPSHIRES 

By  Philip  Gibbs 

"  The  King's  Shropshire  Light  Infantry  have  the  names  of 
many  great  battles  on  their  colours,  as  those  of  Nieuport  and 
Salamanca,  and  the  Shropshire  lads,  country  born  and  bred,  who 
h.ave  followed  the  plough  down  the  big  brown  furrows  of  our 
great  English  soil  have  fought  on  many  fields  of  Europe  before 
tliis  war.  The  old  stock  has  not  weakened.  A  few  days  ago, 
on  the  night  of  April  21st,  they  proved  themselves  again  to  have 
very  stout  hearts  and  steady  nerves,  not  afraid  of  obstacles 
which  would  have  spoilt  the  fighting  spirit  of  men  less  brave. 

"  It  was  not  a  great  action  in  which  they  were  engaged, 
nothing  more  than  the  retaking  of  a  captured  trench,  and  in 
this  war  such  incidents  will  hardly  find  a  record.  But  the 
marvel  of  it  was  first  the  courage  of  the  men,  a  courage  that 
made  them  stick  to  a  job  almost  hopeless  in  its  difficulties  and 
carry  it  through  to  success  by  sheer  will-power.  Imagine  what 
it  was  like  to  assault  that  position  which  had  been  taken  from 
us  by  the  enemy  on  April  19th  along  the  Ypres-Langemarck 
road.  When  the  Shropshires  left  their  own  trenches  in  the  night 
there  was  a  heavy  downpour  of  rain  and  they  had  in  front  of 
them  a  great  quagmire,  through  which  they  would  have  to  wade 
in  order  to  reach  the  enemy's  wire. 

"  The  ground  had  been  churned  up  by  shell-fire.  High 
explosives  had  dug  out  craters  everywhere,  very  deep  and  filled 
with  mud  and  water.  Old  communication  trenches  had  been 
smashed  up  and  become  a  welter  of  earth  with  rain-filled  gullies. 


Rev.  Rupert  Inglls  187 

The  day  of  storm  had  flooded  all  this  bit  of  country  and  made 
the  soil  beneath  a  soft  bog,  in  which  men  sank  here  and  there 
actually  up  to  their  armpits.  Well  might  their  hearts  have 
sunk  when  they  began  to  flounder  in  this  Slough  of  Despond  in 
front  of  the  enemy's  guns.  But  the  Shropshire  lads  struggled 
on.  To  prevent  themselves  from  sinking  they  lay  flat  on  the 
maid  and  pushed  themselves  along  with  hands  and  knees, 
throwing  their  rifles  in  front  as  they  gained  each  yard,  or  using 
them  as  poles  to  support  them  in  the  slime.  A  few  fell  into 
shefl-craters  and  were  drowned.  Some  were  so  caught  and 
stuck  by  the  mud  that  they  could  not  get  free  or  move  a  yard. 
Tlie  assaulting  companies  all  struggling  like  this  lost  touch  with 
one  another  in  the  darkness,  but  pressed  forward  independently 
to  their  objectives.  The  men  on  the  right,  or  as  many  as  could 
keep  together,  rushed  the  enemy's  trenches  at  about  half-past 
one  in  the  morning,  and  took  possession  of  a  portion  of  it  in  spite 
of  heavy  rifle,  grenade,  and  machine-gun  fire  from  the  enemy's 
support  trenches.  Bombing  parties  worked  up  further  and 
established  posts,  but  could  find  no  sign  of  the  men  who  had 
advanced  with  them  on  the  left.  At  first  it  seemed  as  if  the 
men  here  were  alone  in  the  enemy's  lines,  but  later  cheering  was 
heard,  which  showed  that  the  centre  of  the  assault  had  reached 
the  goal  through  the  quagmire  behind.  Those  Shropshire  lads 
in  the  centre  had  been  through  fire  and  water.  As  soon  as  they 
left  their  position  they  became  exposed  to  a  hail  of  rifle  bullets, 
and  their  Captain  fell  wounded.  Several  men  dropped.  Through 
the  darkness  came  cries  for  help  from  men  up  to  their  waists  in 
shell-craters  and  badly  hurt.  But  the  others  pressed  on  and 
jumped  into  the  trench.  A  few  Germans  attempted  resistance 
and  were  bayoneted  or  shot,  and  others  fled. 

"  The  place  was  hardly  a  trench.  It  had  been  shefled  out  of 
all  shape,  but  very  coolly  and  methodically  the  Shropshires 
began  to  consolidate  the  shell-holes,  and  succeeded  in  building 
some  cover  and  digging  in  before  the  first  gleam  of  dawn  came 
across  the  flood.  A  young  officer  with  one  Lewis  gun  and  a 
party  of  men  attacked  a  point  still  held  by  the  enemy  and  took 
it  without  loss,  having  kifled  all  the  Germans.  At  5  a.m., 
when  the  sky  was  lightening  and  there  was  a  twitter  of  birds  in 
spite  of  all  the  guns,  the  enemy  massed  for  a  counter-attack  by 
a  ruined  cottage  behind  our  old  trench,  which  was  now  back  in 


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our  hands,  but  when  they  advanced  a  quarter  of  an  hour  later 
they  were  caught  under  the  fire  of  our  rifles  and  machine-guns 
and  broke.  On  the  way  back  they  suffered  heavily  in  the  bar- 
rage of  our  artillery.  In  this  early  hour  of  a  new  day  about 
thirty  Germans  with  a  machine-gun  were  seen  in  a  trench  to  the 
right,  and  a  party  of  Shropshires  organised  a  bombing  attack 
and  drove  them  out  towards  the  ruins  of  a  little  '  estaminet ' 
or  inn  on  the  right  of  the  position.  Here  they  were  raked  by  the 
rifle-fire  of  the  company  facing  that  point,  and  few  of  them 
reached  their  own  lines.  The  machine-gun  is  now  a  trophy  of 
the  Shropshires,  with  another  taken  in  a  sap  later  in  the  day. 
The  men  who  attacked  on  the  left  had  similar  adventures  at 
first  in  the  flood,  and  then  through  sharp  bursts  of  rifle-fire 
and  in  the  recaptured  trench,  where  they  killed  some  of  the 
enemy,  and  chased  out  about  thirty  more.  The  Germans' 
counter-attack  at  dawn  arrived  within  about  thirty  yards  of 
this  position,  but  it  seemed  disorganised  and  was  quickly 
repulsed.     The  Shropshires  gained  and  held  the  lost  line. 

"  This  is  the  general  narrative  of  the  action,  but  individual 
acts  of  courage  and  self-sacrifice  come  very  clear  and  shining  out 
of  that  night  of  darkness  when  masses  of  men  struggled  through 
a  bog  to  another  quagmire.  There  was  a  lance-corporal  who 
was  shot  badly  in  the  shoulder,  but  toiled  under  heavy  fire  to 
bring  back  a  wounded  comrade  to  safety.  It  took  some  hours 
to  cover  that  six  hundred  yards  with  the  stricken  man.  Another 
Shropshire  lad  held  an  isolated  sap  single-handed,  and  armed 
with  bombs,  against  the  German  counter-attacks.  One  of  these 
country  boys  was  severely  wounded  in  the  first  assault,  but 
crawled  into  the  German  trench  and  stayed  there  for  thirty-six 
hours,  during  which  he  helped  to  repulse  two  counter-attacks. 
One  of  the  Shropshire  officers  led  his  men  to  the  assault  while  one 
of  his  arms  was  hanging  by  a  thread  after  a  piece  of  shrapnel  had 
struck  him.  A  private  in  the  Army  Medical  Corps  organised 
rescue-parties  for  the  wounded  who  lay  out  in  the  open  under 
heavy  shell-fire,  and  though  hit  in  the  head  by  a  shell  splinter 
or  shrapnel  bullet,  continued  his  work  and  helped  to  save  about 
fifty  men.  A  sergeant  went  back  twice  for  support  over  open 
ground  which  was  being  fiercely  shelled,  and  though  he  sank  up 
to  his  armpits  in  the  bog,  struggled  out  and  fulfilled  his  task. 
Another  sergeant  worked  for  two  hours  in  the  zone  of  fire, 


Rev.  Rupert  Inglis  189 

digging  out  men  who  had  fallen  and  were  too  weak  to  rise. 

"  The  Colonel  of  the  Battalion  was  killed  by  a  shell  splinter 
towards  the  end  of  the  assault,  and  before  he  had  the  happiness 
of  knowing  that  his  Shropshires  had  gained  the  day.  The 
officer  who  then  took  command  was,  he  tells  me,  '  born  in  the 
regiment,'  which  was  commanded  by  his  father  before  him  in 
years  gone  by. 

"It  is  a  long  way  from  Flanders  to  that  little  county  of 
Shropshire,  where  the  orchards  must  be  white  with  blossom  now, 
but  not  too  far,  I  think,  for  the  story  I  have  told  to  thrill  many 
hearts  in  the  old  farmsteads  there.  The  Shropshire  lads  have 
done  well,  and  England  will  be  proud  of  them  for  that  night's 
work." 

Writing  after  this  splendid  work  of  the  Shropshires,  Mr. 
Inglis  says  : 

"  On  Sunday  I  had  to  wake  the  doctor.  He  had  been  two 
days  and  nights  without  sleep.  I  had  the  greatest  difficulty  in 
waking  him  at  all,  but  at  last  he  sat  up  and  talked  to  me  for 
at  least  twenty  minutes  and  told  me  everything. 

"  A  few  days  later,  when  meeting  the  same  doctor,  he  began 
to  tell  some  of  his  experiences  all  over  again,  not  having  the 
faintest  recollection  of  ever  having  mentioned  the  subject 
before." 

This  is  by  no  means  uncommon  when  individuals  have 
been  through  great  mental  strain. 

Writing  of  the  Colonel's  death  he  says,  "  I  went  to  see 
Luard.  He  was  not  conscious.  A  telegram  came  later  to  say 
he  was  dead.  He  is  to  have  a  military  funeral  and  I  am  taking 
it  to-morrow.     He  zvas  a  good  chap.  .  .  ." 

After  the  funeral  was  over  he  writes  of  it,  saying,  "  It  was 
a  beautiful  day.  The  officers  and  one  hundred  and  fifty  men 
went  in  lorries  to  the  cemetery  for  the  Colonel's  funeral.  It  was 
an  impressive  service.  Our  cemetery  is  beautifully  looked 
after,  and  is  just  a  mass  of  daffodils  now.  At  the  end  of  the 
service  it  has  always  been  the  custom  to  sound  the  bugles.  I 
asked  that  we  might  have  the  Reveille  sounded  after  the  Last 
Post,  and  Murray  agreed.  It  was  suggested  to  me  by  the 
Brigadier,  and  it  is  such  a  nice  idea  that  I  thought  it  was  worth 
adopting." 


I  go      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

April  27. — "  It  is  very  interesting  here ;  one  hears  a  good 
deal  of  information  first-hand,  but  I  am  afraid  it  does  not  make 
my  letters  more  interesting,  as  I  cannot  pass  the  information  on. 
One  thing  I  have  learnt  from  personal  knowledge,  and  that  is 
that  the  German  communiques  are  guilty  of  direct  lying. 

"  Just  been  interrupted  by  '  Sigs  '  (the  signalling  officer), 
a  nice  boy  who  looks  about  fifteen.  He  wanted  me  to  go  out 
and  hear  the  cuckoo ;  it  is  the  first  time  I  have  heard  it  this 
year.     I  also  saw  my  first  pair  of  swallows  to-day." 

April  28. — "  I  don't  think  I  have  any  news  for  you,  as  one 
does  much  the  same  thing  every  day  ;  the  only  variety  comes 
from  the  way  in  which  the  enemy  behaves.  For  example,  this 
morning  he  amused  himself  by  throwing  gas-shells  over  us  for 
about  an  hour.  They  have  a  nasty  sickly  smell  and  rather 
spoilt  the  taste  of  my  breakfast ;  it  is  extraordinary,  consider- 
ing the  amount  of  stuff  they  throw,  how  little  damage  they  do. 
They  tell  me  the  shells  that  are  being  thrown  over  are  pretty 
bad  ones  (I  mean  badly  made),  and  there  was  not  a  heavy 
charge  in  them. 

"  We  give  him  more  stuff  here  than  he  gives  us — bigger 
stuff  and  better  stuff.  They  say  our  shrapnel  is  infinitely 
superior  and  does  more  damage,  which  I  can  quite  believe. 
Last  night  they  were  sending  over  quite  a  lot  of  shrapnel  and 
it  was  all  of  it  bursting  about  a  hundred  yards  up,  which  is,  of 
course,  no  good  at  all. 

"It  is  a  lovely  evening  and  there  are  a  good  number  of 
aeroplanes  about  of  all  sorts.  I  certainly  think  the  German 
aeroplane  does  not  have  nearly  as  much  his  own  way  as  he  did 
when  I  was  up  before,  which  is  satisfactory." 

May  6. — "  We  are  near  my  old  hut  in  the  wood.  This 
morning  I  sent  Williams  over  to  get  a  change  of  clothes  from  it. 
It  seems  that  two  days  ago  two  shells  dropped  close  to  it  and 
all  the  inhabitants  fled.  They  apparently  managed  to  get  all 
their  own  things  away,  but  they  left  mine.  Reed's,  and  others'. 
The  Belgians  broke  in  and  stole  the  lot.  I  was  a  little  bit 
cross — all  my  spare  clothes  have  gone  ;  I  have  only  got  the  shirt 
and  pants  that  I  stand  up  in." 

Happily  a  little  leave  home  at  this  time  enabled  Mr.  Inglis 


Rev.  Rupert  Inglis  191 

to  replenish  his  wardrobe.     On  his  return  to  duty  he  resumes 
his  letters. 

May  23. — "  This  morning  I  wrote  some  letters  and  went 
to  see  Reed,  who  lives  about  ten  minutes  from  here.  It  took 
just  two  hours  to  get  there,  as  I  met  so  many  friends  on  the 
road.  It  is  like  going  round  Lord's  on  an  Oxford  and  Cambridge 
day." 

May  27. — "  I  have  been  out  almost  all  day.  I  met 
Colonel  Gathorne  Hardy  this  morning,  the  one  in  the  Guards  ; 
he  was  in  charge  of  rather  an  exalted  person  who  looked  a  per- 
fect child.  [The  Prince  of  Wales. — Author.]  Everyone  is  agreed 
that  he  ought  not  to  be  allowed  up  here.     He  has  gone  now." 

June  14. — "  This  is  rotten  weather,  it  has  hardly  stopped 
raining  for  the  last  twenty  hours. 

"  I  went  down  to  the  Chateau  to  see  Murray  and  the  K. S.L.I. 
They  were  all  looking  very  weary,  having  been  heavily  shelled 
all  night.  I  only  stayed  at  the  dressing-station  till  about 
twelve,  and  on  my  way  home  got  pretty  well  wet  through.  As 
I  slushed  through  the  mud  I  thought  how  nice  a  '  flea-bag  ' 
would  be,  but  when  I  reached  my  dug-out  I  found  '  Sigs ' 
juggling  with  two  basins  trying  to  catch  all  the  water  that  was 
pouring  into  my  bed.  He  caught  most  of  it,  but  not  all.  I 
managed  to  find  some  dry  spots  and  emptied  the  basins,  re- 
arranging them  so  as  to  catch  the  water.  On  a  small  bunk  I 
and  the  two  basins  made  rather  a  full  house,  but  I  managed  to 
sleep  and,  strange  to  say,  did  not  upset  the  basins." 

June  19. — "  I  was  shown  to-day  a  very  interesting  docu- 
ment which  was  taken  off  a  wounded  German  one  day  this  week. 
It  was  a  German  General's  order.  It  began  by  saying  their 
losses  had  been  very  heavy  in  taking  certain  trenches.  It  went 
on  to  say  that  these  trenches  were  very  important  and  must  be 
held  at  all  costs  (those  trenches  have  now  been  taken  back  by 
us) ;  then  it  went  on  to  say  that  all  English  equipment  was 
to  be  very  carefully  collected  :  boots,  leather  belts,  etc.  It 
specially  mentioned,  further  on,  that  the  English  dead  were  to 
be  stripped  of  their  boots,  and  all  woollen  garments,  as  these,  it 
said,  '  are  essential  to  our  success.'  It  rather  looks  as  if  there 
was  some  shortage." 


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July  27. — ^"  I  am  sending  off  to-day  a  skull-cap,  and  I  want 
two  or  three  hundred  to  start  with.  They  are  for  the  Buffs  ; 
they  go  inside  the  steel  helmet  and  make  it  quite  comfortable, 
and,  to  speak  plainly,  absorb  the  sweat. 

"  The  rats  are  terribly  noisy  again  to-night." 

The  dug-out  in  the  Ypres  salient  is  now  left  behind  and  they 
are  on  the  march— towards  the  great  struggle  on  the  Somme,  but 
Mr.  Inglis  does  not  say  so  ;  there  are  merely  repeated  references 
to  being  on  the  march. 

July  31. — "  I  think  I  shall  probably  send  a  bag  of  things 
home,  as  we  shall  be  travelling  light  for  a  time." 

August  5. — "  We  had  another  move  yesterday,  only  about 
six  miles.  I  started  off  a  little  after  nine  with  a  limber  and  two 
men  for  the  canteen.  I  have  got  a  small  brigade  canteen 
running.  My  shop  is  set  up  under  a  tree  in  an  orchard.  It  is 
rather  difficult  to  manage  these  things  when  you  are  never  more 
than  forty-eight  hours  in  the  same  place,  but  they  all  make  it  as 
easy  as  possible,  and  it  is  a  great  boon  to  the  men." 

August  11. — "  We  could  do  with  a  great  many  more  skull- 
caps ;  the  number  I  could  do  with  now  is  one  thousand  five 
hundred.  We  had  our  service  right  by  the  guns  in  case  they 
were  ordered  to  fire." 

After  this  the  letters  got  very  hurried,  as  they  are  evidently 
in  the  thick  of  it.  One  of  the  new  trenches  dug  in  the  battlefield 
was  christened  the  '  Rector  trench,'  in  honour  of  Mr.  Inglis, 
who  Avas  known  amongst  the  officers  and  men  as  the  '  Rector.' 
Referring  to  this  with  evident  satisfaction  in  a  letter,  he  says, 
"  I  have  been  shown  the  Rector  trench  on  the  map  ;  it  goes  right 
up  to  the  German  lines." 

All  were  roughing  it  now,  and  the  Padre  was  sleeping  under 
the  stars,  and  learnt  the  useful  trick  of  scratching  a  hole  in  the 
ground  for  his  hip-bone  to  rest  in,  which  is  familiar  to  every 
soldier  and  most  sporting  folk  whose  journey ings  carry  them 
far  afield. 

September  12. — "  It  mercifully  did  not  rain  last  night  ; 
though  the  ground  was  rather  bumpy  I  slept  very  well.     It's 


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just  splendid  the  way  our  guns  keep  going.     It  is  just  a  roar 
all  the  time." 

September  14. — "  I  think  it  is  quite  possible  you  may  get 
this  letter  late  and  may  have  to  wait  a  long  time  for  others." 

September  16.—"  I  was  up  yesterday  morning  at  5  and 
on  the  move  by  5.45.  I  had  a  two  hours'  walk,  and  took 
up  my  abode  in  a  crater  of  a  German  mine  where  we  had  a 
very  rough  dressing-station  ;  we  were  very  busy.  It  was  awful 
getting  the  wounded  down,  over  a  very  rough  country  full  of 
shell-holes.  Some  of  the  men  must  have  been  four  or  five  hours 
on  the  journey.  We  had  at  least  ten  men  hit  while  bringing 
them  down,  and  that  means  pain  for  the  wounded  they  are 
helping." 

September  17. — "  This  is  Sunday,  I  believe,  but  I  have  not 
realised  it  at  all  and  have  no  services,  have  arranged  none.  We 
are  trying  to  clear  the  battlefield.  Being  very  antique,  I  always 
have  a  soft  job.  Ingram  (a  doctor)  was  collecting  with  the 
stretcher-bearers  and  bringing  the  wounded  to  me.  I  was  in 
charge  of  the  stretcher-bearers  from  K. S.L.I,  headquarters  to 
the  dressing-station.  We  had  rather  a  disastrous  evening.  I 
got  two  lots  down  and  was  back  in  the  King's  Shropshire  Light 
Infantry  headquarters  by  ten  o'clock.  Ingram  had  just  gone 
off  again,  leaving  word  I  was  to  keep  all  his  stretcher-bearers 
who  came  in  till  he  returned. 

"  About  10.45  the  Corporal  with  his  party  came  and  reported 
that  Ingram  had  crawled  off  by  himself  and  had  not  returned. 
Murray  sent  off  an  officer  and  one  man,  also  Ingram's  Corporal, 
to  see  if  they  could  find  out  anything.  They  got  right  up  to  the 
German  lines  and  could  see  the  enemy,  and  they  are  rather 
afraid  that  in  the  dark  Ingram  went  right  into  the  German  lines. 
I  do  hope  he  is  all  right  and  at  worst  a  prisoner.  He  is  such  a 
good  chap  ;  many  have  got  the  V.C.  for  a  great  deal  less  than 
he  has  done. 

"  I  did  not  get  back  till  6.30  this  morning.  I  had  a  good 
three  hours'  sleep.  In  a  few  minutes  will  be  off  to  the  dressing- 
station.     I  shall  probably  be  back  early  to-day." 

These  were  the  last  words  he  wrote.     He  died  in  No-Man's- 

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Land  while  rescuing  the  wounded,  amongst  whom  he  probably 
hoped  to  find  his  friend,  Ingram. 

In  the  inevitable  confusion  of  so  great  a  battle  it  was  difficult 
to  find  out  exactly  what  had  happened.  Rumours  that  a 
Padre  had  been  killed  came  through  the  brigade  headquarters, 
and  the  Reverend  Neville  Talbot,  S.C.F.,  did  all  he  could  to  find 
out  the  facts.  On  Wednesday,  September  20,  he  wrote  to 
Mrs.  Inglis,  giving  her  the  full  story  as  follows : 

Wednesday,  September  20,  1916. — "  On  Monday  afternoon 
about  3.15,  whiflst  searching  for  wounded  who  had  been  lying  out 
for  several  days,  he  was  hit  by  a  shell  and  killed  instantly.  You 
would  have  heard  before  had  the  brigade  to  which  he  was 
attached  clearly  known  what  had  become  of  him,  but  while  his 
brigade  (and  division)  has  been  in  the  big  fight  he  has  been 
acting  rather  as  a  free  lance  .  .  .  making  his  quarters  back  at 
the  transport  lines  and  going  up  for  longish  spells  to  help  with 
the  wounded  at  the  advanced  dressing-station  near  the  lines. 
Our  attack,  which  his  brigade  and  others  in  the  division  made  last 
Friday,  was  unsuccessful,  with  the  result  that  at  nightfall  our 
line  was  behind  the  ground  over  which  the  troops  had  tried  to 
advance.  This  meant  that  many  wounded  had  to  be  left  out 
— some  of  them,  at  any  rate — until  Monday  morning,  when  the 
ground  was  won  by  a  successful  attack. 

"  I  think  your  husband  joined  in  efforts  that  were  made 
previous  to  the  successful  attack  to  rescue  the  wounded  by  night. 
Others  will,  I  hope,  tell  you  about  that.  What  I  do  know  is 
that  on  Monday  he  joined  a  party  of  stretcher-bearers  under 
Captain  Moir,  R.A.M.C,  which  went  out  after  the  successful 
attack  and  therefore  behind  our  front  line,  to  search  for 
wounded. 

"  I  will  ask  Captain  Moir  to  write  to  you  himself.  He  got 
his  leg  torn  by  barbed  wire  and  came  down  through  my  dressing- 
station  (some  five  or  six  miles  back)  and  asked  me  if  I  knew 
anything  about  your  husband.  It  seems  that  Moir  and  he  got 
separated ;  the  former  lost  his  way  and  never  rejoined  your 
husband." 

What  had  happened  was  this :  Mr.  Inglis,  unknown  to  the 
headquarters,  had  joined  a  party  of  stretcher-bearers  headed  by 
Capt.  Moir,  from  whom  he  got  separated,  but  met  and  fell  in 


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with  another  party  which  had  been  sent  out  by  the  Sherwood 
Foresters  under  Lieutenant  Mellor.  Mr.  Inghs  having  located 
some  wounded,  asked  this  party  to  come  and  fetch  them  in  ; 
whilst  they  were  doing  this,  shelling  began  again  and  Mr.  Inglis 
was  hit  in  the  leg.  He,  Mellor,  and  a  stretcher-bearer  named 
Stretton,  of  the  Sherwood  Foresters,  got  into  a  shell-hole,  and 
the  latter  began  to  bandage  the  wound,  when  another  shell 
landed  in  the  shell-hole,  killing  Mr.  Inglis  and  Stretton,  and 
dangerously  wounding  Mellor,  who  died  two  days  later. 

Sergeant  Rogers,  who  was  with  Mellor's  party,  was  able 
to  give  this  accurate  account ;  he  had  hidden  in  another  shell- 
hole  and  at  once  went  to  see  what  had  happened,  and  found  that 
without  doubt  the  brave  Padre  had  been  instantaneously  killed. 
Rogers,  who  was  in  the  Sherwood  Foresters,  has  since  been 
killed  in  action. 

In  a  letter  from  Mr.  Talbot  he  says : 

"  I  have  got  the  spot  marked  on  the  map  and  have  reported 
it  to  the  brigade.  A  big  burial  party  was  at  work  all  over  the 
ground  last  night ;  I  think  it  is  fairly  certain  they  will  have 
carried  out  the  burial.  If  there  is  any  doubt  I  and  the  brigade 
staff  will  not  rest  till  we  have  seen  to  the  burial.  It  is  not  an 
easy  place  to  get  to,  as  it  is  often  shelled,  but  it  shall  be  managed. 

"  I  cannot  overstate  the  sorrow  there  is  to-day  in  the 
brigade ;  they  simply  loved  him,  so  said  several  officers  and  men 
in  the  Shropshires  to  me  to-day.  He  has  fallen  doing  gallant 
work  for  others.  .  .  .  You  will,  I  believe,  feel  the  glory  of  such 
a  death  met  while  saving  others  ;  yours,  ours,  is  the  loss,  not 
his.     He  is  mourned  throughout  the  division. 

"  You  must  not  blame  anyone.  The  brigadier  and  staff 
were  absorbed  in  the  fighting ;  they  had  tried  to  restrain  him, 
but  he  could  not  bear  the  thought  of  the  men  lying  out  wounded 
hour  after  hour  thinking  they  were  forsaken  and  forgotten. 

"  He  has  glorified  his  profession  and  his  Master.  I  hope  to 
find  out  where  the  grave  is  and  mark  it  with  a  cross,  but  the 
conditions  of  this  awful  battlefield  are  such  that  it  is  very 
difficult  to  do  all  that  ought  to  be  done  to  honour  those  who 
have  fallen." 

September  23. — "  I  have  been  to-day  to  the  spot  where  on 
Tuesday  last  some  of  the  1st  Cheshires  buried  the  rector's  body. 


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It  is  an  exposed  position  at  present,  and  I  am  afraid  it  is  very 
likely  to  be  shelled  again,  but  I  have  driven  a  good  strong 
cross,  with  metal  lettering  on  it,  deep  into  the  ground." 

Numbers  of  letters  were  written  to  Mrs.  Inglis's  family  ; 
all  speak  of  him  with  the  greatest  affection  and  respect,  and  it 
will  be  clear  to  the  minds  of  those  who  have  read  his  letters 
from  the  front  that  he  was  a  clean-minded,  unselfish,  and 
intensely  sympathetic  man. 

Amongst  the  letters  written  of  him  to  his  wife  there  are  one  or 
two  I  should  like  to  quote.     One  from  Colonel  Murray,  K.S.L.I. 

"...  None  knew  his  worth  more  than  we  did,  as  he  lived 
with  us  for  so  long.  One  of  the  bravest  men  I  have  ever  met, 
and  we  see  many  here  ;  he  gave  his  life  to  help  others.  I  fear 
that  one  of  the  reasons  that  took  him  to  that  part  of  the  field 
was  that  he  was  looking  for  my  doctor,  whom  he  was  very  fond 
of,  as  he  had  previously  wanted  to  go  out  and  I  had  stopped  him, 
but  the  day  on  which  he  met  his  end  I  did  not  see  him.  He 
always  was  much  upset  about  wounded  having  to  lie  out  any 
time,  and  he  worked  night  and  day  to  help  them." 

Again,  Colonel  Lord  Henry  Scott,  Commanding  8th  Bedfords, 
writes : 

"  He  was  one  of  those  whom  it  was  only  necessary  to  meet 
and  then  to  love.  He  was  always  so  kind  to  me,  and  we  had 
much  in  common.  He  alone  in  this  brigade  had  many  friends 
who  were  also  friends  of  mine  ;  he  also  knew  and  shot  on  our 
moors  at  home.  You  know  how  splendid  he  was  at  gathering 
up  the  wounded  on  the  battlefield.  I  said  to  one  of  the  medical 
officers  that  I  thought  he  was  taking  too  much  risk  ;  the  M.O. 
answered,  'Anyhow,  if  he  had  not  gone  up,  many  of  your 
wounded  men  would  not  have  been  brought  in.'  " 

To  my  humble  mind  that  last  sentence  is  the  most  com- 
forting of  all  the  kindly  efforts  to  carry  healing  to  grief-stricken 
hearts.     One  would  be  proud  to  have  hved  for  that  alone. 

Private  F.  Edridge,  1st  Buffs,  writes : 

"  I  have  been  with  this  regiment  at  the  front  for  twelve 
months,  and  I  can  vouch  for  what  I  say,  as  I  saw  it  all  myself. 
I  should  like  to  say  that  he  is  a  great  favourite  of  the  men  and 


Rev.  Rupert  Inglis  197 

we  are  all  very  proud  of  him.  .  .  .  On  the  night  of  the  battle, 
at  much  inconvenience  to  himself,  Mr.  Inglis  was  around  the 
trenches  with  a  word  of  comfort  for  all,  which  nerved  us  for 
dangers  we  knew  awaited  us.  The  next  time  I  saw  him  was 
after  the  fight ;  he  was  with  a  party  of  R.A.M.C.  men,  and 
although  the  shells  and  bullets  of  the  enemy  were  still  tearing 
up  the  earth  all  around,  and  it  was  pouring  hard  with  rain,  he 
was  helping  the  wounded  and  getting  them  back  to  cover  and 
safety,  working  as  hard  as  any  man  on  the  field  that  day.  I 
only  hope  that  his  grand  work  was  seen  by  someone  in  authority 
who  will  give  him  the  honour  and  credit  he  so  well  deserves.  I 
cannot  say  more,  beyond  that  it  was  most  noble  and  grand  of 
him,  and  may  it  please  our  Lord  and  Master  in  Heaven  to  bless 
and  reward  him  accordingly." 

From  General  L.  Nicholson  : 

"  He  was  a  man  in  a  million,  and  very  many  of  us  in  the  16th 
Brigade  owe  more  to  him  than  we  can  say.  Personally,  I  am 
proud  to  have  had  him  for  a  friend,  even  for  that  short  time  we 
lived  together,  and  his  death  is  a  great  grief  to  me.  ...  Of  him 
it  can  be  truly  said,  '  Greater  love  hath  no  man  than  this,  that 
he  gave  his  life  for  his  friends.'  " 

His  brother-officers  wrote  some  touching  tributes ;  one 
says  : 

"  I  shall  never  forget  when  I  was  wounded  and  taken  to  the 
dressing-station  on  the  canal  bank  how  wonderful  he  was, 
cheering  up  all  the  men  and  handing  cigarettes  round,  and  he 
had  been  two  days  without  rest.  All  the  time  I  was  in  France 
I  never  met  a  Chaplain  anything  like  him." 

The  Rev.  J.  Dwyer  Keily,  C.F.,  Wesleyan,  writes  : 
"  May  the  spirit  of  the  dear  rector  live  in  the  hearts  of  his 
children  and  make  them  great.  .  .  .  Always  careless  of  himself 
and  thoughtful  for  others.  I  never  met  a  man  so  universally 
loved  and  respected  in  the  brigade  as  he  was,  and  as  he  passed 
along  I  think  people  felt  kinder  and  better." 

Mr.  Sidney  Byass,  of  Llanlough  Castle,  Cowbridge,  who  had 
been  one  of  Mr.  Inglis's  greatest  friends  for  thirty  years,  has 
built  a  little  chapel  at  La  Panne  to  his  memory.     It  has  been 


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furnished  by  Mrs.  Inglis.  It  was  at  first  used  in  connection  with 
the  Queen  of  the  Belgians'  hospital  and  was  consecrated  by  Bishop 
Bury  (Bishop  of  North  and  Central  Europe)  in  June,  1917. 

There  is  a  plate  in  the  chapel  explaining  it  was  built  in 
memory  of  The  Rev.  Rupert  Edward  Inglis  by  his  friend 
Sidney  Byass. 

British  soldiers  are  in  that  chapel  now,  having  been  removed 
from  the  hospital,  which  was  being  shelled. 

How  pleased  Mr.  Inglis  Avould  have  been  to  see  the  numbers 
of  soldiers  outside,  in  lines,  awaiting  their  turn  to  attend  the 
daily  service  now  held  there.  But  who  amongst  us  dare  say  he 
does  not  know  ? 

One  of  the  most  charming  of  Mr.  Inglis's  characteristics  was 
his  devotion  to  his  mother.  There  are  many  devoted  sons  and 
mothers,  but  the  relationship  between  Rupert  Inglis  and  his 
mother  was  out  of  the  common. 

I  have  often  noticed  it  is  the  men  who  love  their  mothers 
who  live  pure  lives  and  carry  brave  hearts  ;  their  love  is  a  talis- 
man. Men's  love  for  their  mothers  makes  them  tender  and 
respectful  to  women.  The  man  who  believes  in  no  woman's 
goodness  and  integrity  is  like  a  ship  without  a  rudder. 

Lady  Inglis,  his  mother,  was  the  daughter  of  the  first  Baron 
Chelmsford  (the  Hon,  Julia  Selina  Thesiger).  She  wrote  a  book 
of  her  experiences  during  the  siege  of  Lucknow,  which  interested 
me,  as  I  know  the  place  intimately.  The  Rev.  Rupert  Inglis's 
father  commanded  the  S2nd  Regiment  during  the  T^Iutiny,  and 
marched  with  it  into  Lucknow  in  January,  1857. 

When  Sir  Henry  Lawrence  was  mortally  wounded  in  the 
Residency,  he  said  no  one  better  than  Colonel  Inglis  could  be 
found  to  command  the  troops. 

Lady  Inglis  (then  Mrs.  Inglis)  and  her  children  were  shut  into 
the  besieged  Residency  or  Bailie  Guard  with  the  other  women 
and  children.  I  know  the  room  where  she  lay  when  ill,  and  the 
exact  spot  where  Sir  Henry  Lawrence  died. 

It  seems  fitting  that  the  son  of  such  a  fine  soldier  as  Sir  John 
Inglis  should  have  died  amongst  fighting  soldiers. 

Mr.  Rupert  Inglis  liked  comfort  and  the  good  things  of  this 
world  to  which  he  had  been  accustomed,  but  was  eager  to  throw 
it  all  on  one  side  to  go  out  and  do  his  bit. 

He  was  a  finely-built  man,  over  six  feet  in  height,  and  very 


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strong,  so  in  a  measure  he  suffered  less  from  his  privation  than 
some  of  his  less  robust  fellow-workers  ;  but  his  height  made  some 
of  the  wayside  iron  beds  and  the  dug-outs  somewhat  inadequate 
at  times. 

I  think  what  he  termed  his  "  rude  health  "  partly  accounted 
for  his  cheerfulness  and  sunny  temper.  Like  most  gentle 
natures,  he  hated  pain  for  anybody  or  anything,  and  I  am  glad 
his  own  end  was  not  one  of  long  suffering. 

His  religion  was  unostentatious,  but  very  real.  An  intimate 
friend,  speaking  of  his  views,  said,  "  He  disliked  the  term 
'  high  church  '  and  '  broad  church,'  and  he  could  not  have  been 
classified  under  either  heading,  as  a  broad-churchman  is  so 
liberal  in  his  views  as  to  have  no  principles  left,  and  a  high- 
churchman  is  a  person  who  can  be  enthusiastic  over  the  cut  of 
a  cope  or  number  of  candles.  Rupert  Inglis  was  a  loyal  adherent 
of  the  Catholic  party  in  the  Church  of  England,  and  was  fearless 
in  upholding  what  he  felt  to  be  the  true  ideals  of  the  historic 
Church." 

That  may  have  been  his  friend's  view,  but  I  think  Mr.  Inglis 
was  undoubtedly  what  we  mean  when  we  say  a  man  is  High 
Church.  It  is  a  silly  expression,  but  through  custom  it  conveys 
to  our  minds  certain  mental  and  religious  attitudes. 

He  was  a  man  of  quick  temper,  but  well  controlled, 
devoted  to  all  his  family  and  very  proud  of  his  children.  He 
married  the  daughter  of  Mr.  W.  O.  Gilchrist,  of  Queen's  Gate. 

Mr.  Inglis  was  born  just  after  his  father's  death  and  spent  a 
good  deal  of  his  childhood  with  the  Chelmsford  grandparents. 
Once  when  staying  with  them  he  shot  a  hare  which  was  not  on 
the  family  preserves.  When  it  appeared  on  the  table  Lord 
Chelmsford,  meaning  to  reprimand  his  grandson  in  a  kindly  way, 
said,  "  I  cannot  possibly  eat  poached  hare."  Rupert  replied, 
"  You  eat  poached  eggs,  so  why  not  poached  hare  ?  " 

From  his  earliest  years  Mr.  Inglis  had  a  distinct  vocation  for 
Holy  Orders.  He  studied  under  Canon  Luckock  for  a  couple  of 
terms,  then  went  abroad  to  study  languages,  and  returned  to 
study  under  Canon  Newbolt,  whose  influence  was  one  of  the 
strongest  in  his  life. 

After  being  ordained  in  1889,  he  held  curacies  at  Helm  ley, 
in  Yorkshire,  and  later  at  Basingstoke.  While  curate  at 
Helmsley,  he  was  told  by  a  farmer's  wife,  whom  he  was  visiting. 


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that  she  had  brought  fourteen  children  into  the  world  and  the 
churchyard  had  been  no  friend  to  her ;  from  which  it  might  be 
imagined  that  she  had  buried  some  of  them.  But  it  was  only  her 
quaint  way  of  expressing  herself ;  what  she  meant  was  all  her 
children  had  been  spared  to  her,  so  the  churchyard  had  not  been 
called  upon  to  befriend  her. 

In  1899  Mr.  Inglis  was  appointed  rector  of  Frittenden,  in 
Kent,  from  where  the  guns  could  be  heard  that  were  to  end  his 
earthly  career. 

At  first  the  Frittendens  and  their  rector  did  not  entirely  agree 
in  matters  ecclesiastical,  and  there  were  little  storms  in  teacups, 
but  when,  in  1915,  their  shepherd  left  them  to  join  the  troops  as 
army  chaplain,  none  were  left  behind  who  bore  him  any  ill-will. 
One  old  lady  said,  "  I  don't  mind  my  son  going  now,  for  Mr. 
Inglis  will  look  after  him." 

The  rector  of  Frittenden  said  he  always  regretted  having 
devoted  so  much  of  his  time  in  his  youthful  days  to  games 
and  sport,  as  it  had  prevented  him  reading  as  much  as  he  ought 
to  have  done  ;  but  he  made  up  for  it  later,  and  perhaps  in  his 
last  days  he  may  have  ceased  the  regret  when  he  found  what  a 
passport  it  was  to  the  soldiers'  hearts  ;  how  a  chat  in  hospital 
with  the  wounded  over  cricket,  football,  boxing,  shooting,  or 
whatever  it  might  be,  helped  them  to  forget  their  pain,  and  what 
was  in  many  cases  worse  than  physical  pain,  the  lying  thinking, 
and  trying  to  solve  the  problem  of  life  with  limbs  gone,  eyesight, 
or  possibly  paralysed  for  life.  A  man  may  be  gloriously  brave 
physically  in  the  excitement  and  heat  of  battle,  with  a  collective 
courage  in  him,  but  great  spiritual  bravery  is  needed  to  face  life 
maimed  and  nerve-shattered.  I  think  Mr.  Inglis  felt  this,  and 
spent  every  spare  moment  with  the  wounded  trying  to  cheer 
them  and  help  them  to  be  brave.  He  had  a  great  admiration 
and  love  for  the  British  soldier,  and  understood  him,  never 
under-estimating  his  difficulties,  and  by  never  appearing  shocked 
gained  their  confidence.  Being  blessed  with  a  certain  amount 
of  worldly  goods  he  had  the  happiness  of  ministering  to  their 
material  needs  as  well  as  their  spiritual. 


Chapter  XVI 

Captain  the  Rev.  William  Benton—"  Doing  a  Bunk  "—He  Enlists— Fights  a 
Corporal — Deserts — Joins  Australian  Artillery — Becomes  Richard  White 
— On  Robben  Island — Cooks  for  the  Lepers — A  Mission  of  Help — Father 
Engleheart's  Work — Lives  of  the  Lepers — A  Court-Martial — The  King's 
Pardon — Ordained — First  Curacy — "  Beer  and  Baccy  Free  " — In  the 
Slums — Boxing  Classes — At  the  Wash-Tub — A  Poor  Church  Collection — 
South  Africa  Again — An  Encounter  with  a  Madman — Return  to  England — 
An  Anonymous  Letter — A  Moving  Sermon — Becomes  Chaplain  in  France — 
An  Act  of  Vengeance — Mr.  Benton  Cooks  for  the  Soldiers — Doctors  at  Work 
— Ordered  to  Bed — Mr.  Benton  becomes  a  Combatant — As  Sniping  Officer 
Wounded — Impressive  Services — Wounded  Again — Home  on  Leave — 
Scouting  and  Scouting  Officer — Dressed  as  an  Old  Woman — A  Woman  Spy 
— With  Refractory  Soldiers — A  Long  Good-bye — Wounded  once  More — 
Unconscious  in  Shell-Hole — Leg  Amputated — The  End. 

I  DOUBT  if  this  great  war  has  ended  any  more  remarkable 
and  valuable  life  than  that  of  Captain  the  Rev.  William 
Richard  Benton,  who  fell  in  the  battle  of  the  Somme  in 
August,  1916.  He  was  a  man  of  many  parts,  his  whole  life  a 
big  adventure,  a  real  and  living  romance. 

As  a  boy  he  was  undoubtedly  a  scallawag,  and  scallawags 
are  usually  the  most  lovable  members  of  a  family  ;  we  love  them 
much  better  than  "  the  good  young  man  who  died." 

Captain  Benton's  parents  lived  at  Heme  Bay,  in  Kent.  His 
father,  Thomas  Mansford  Benton,  was  a  stockbroker  and  must 
have  been  sorely  tried  by  his  son,  who  was  an  emotional, 
headstrong  youth,  resenting  any  form  of  discipline,  and,  to 
impress  this  upon  the  minds  of  his  parents,  ran  away  from  school 
three  times.  He  always  enjoyed  what  he  called  "  doing  a 
bunk."  Twice  he  was  sent  back  in  ignominy,  but  the  third  time 
it  was  considered  wasted  energy. 

At  the  age  of  ten  he  ran  away  from  home  and  sold  his  play- 
box  to  get  money  to  buy  food.  He  was  by  way  of  being  edu- 
cated at  Framlingham  College.  When  he  was  seventeen  his 
father  died  and  he  came  into  a  small  fortune.  He  chose  stock- 
broking  as  a  profession,  presumably  because  his  father  had  been 
a  stockbroker,  but  of  all  the  professions  he  could  hardly  have 


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chosen  one  more  unsuitable  to  his  temperament.  The  life  was 
much  too  tame  and  unexciting,  but  it  was  short-lived.  A  com- 
bination of  stockbroking  and  love  affairs  ran  away  with  all  his 
money,  and,  to  put  it  shortly,  he  played  the  mischief  all  round. 

He  then  disappeared  and  enlisted  in  the  Royal  Marine 
Artillery.  With  his  Majesty's  shilling  in  his  pocket  the  prison 
walls  of  the  barracks  swallowed  him  up,  but  only  for  a  short  time. 
The  army  is  a  mill  that  grinds  "  exceeding  small.  "  Harum- 
scarum  young  Benton  had  already  demonstrated  to  all  whom  it 
might  concern  that  he  objected  to  being  ground  small  after  any 
fashion  whatever.  It  was,  therefore,  not  surprising  that  he  and 
the  army  soon  came  into  collision,  which  led  to  a  fight  with  a 
corporal  and  desertion. 

The  history  of  these  events  is  rather  slight,  but  he  appears 
to  have  been  in  the  habit  of  paying  other  men  to  do  his  fatigues 
for  him.  One  day  the  corporal  told  Benton  (who  had  enlisted 
under  the  name  of  White)  to  scrub  his  allotted  span  of  floor 
himself.  Benton  suggested  the  corporal  could  do  it ;  this  led 
to  words,  followed  by  blows,  and  the  non-com)nissioned  officer 
being  laid  out  on  the  floor  under  discussion.  Benton,  being  an 
athlete  and  quick  with  his  fists,  had  the  corporal  at  a  dis- 
advantage. 

After  this  little  episode  Benton  ran  away  and  hid  himself  in 
various  places  until  an  opportunity  of  going  to  Australia  came 
his  way.  The  date  of  his  departure  I  do  not  know,  but  he 
arrived  in  that  country  being  known  as,  and  having  travelled 
as,  Richard  White.  He  now  kept  himself  with  any  odd  job 
that  came  his  way  until  the  Boer  war  broke  out,  when  he 
immediately  volunteered  and  joined  the  Australian  Artillery  as 
a  gunner,  still  under  the  name  of  Richard  White.  He  served  all 
through  the  Boer  war  without  being  wounded  and  without  any 
illness.  He  had  been  recommended  for  a  commission  when 
peace  was  declared. 

Being  now  a  homeless  wanderer  once  more,  he  made  up  his 
mind  to  join  the  Cape  Mounted  Police,  and  was  stationed  in  a 
part  of  the  country  where  opium-dens  abounded. 

While  in  Cape  Town  he  heard  of  a  vacancy  for  a  cook  on 
Robben  Island  amongst  the  lepers.  For  this  post  he  applied 
and  was  engaged,  proving  himself  a  useful  man,  acting  as  cook, 
painter,  laundryman,  and  general  factotum. 


Rev.  W.  Benton  203 

By  this  time  he  was  what  the  world  calls  a  "  tough  cus- 
tomer." Kipling  has  sung  of  England's  Benton  in  the  "  Lost 
Legion." 

"  There's  a  Legion  that  never  was  'Hsted, 

That  carries  no  colours  or  crest, 
But,  spHt  in  a  thousand  detachments, 

Is  breaking  the  road  for  the  rest. 
Our  fathers  they  left  us  their  blessing, 

They  taught  us,  and  groomed  us  and  crammed  ; 
But  we've  shaken  the  clubs  and  the  Messes 

To  go  and  find  out  and  be  damned  (dear  boys). 

To  go  and  get  shot  and  be  damned." 

The  runaway  schoolboy,  stockbroker,  private  soldier, 
deserter,  war  veteran,  mounted  policeman,  and  cook  had  grown 
into  a  lean  and  sun-tanned  man  with  keen  eyes  grown  hostile 
with  much  looking  on  the  rough  side  of  life,  the  sort  of  person  a 
man  does  not  pick  a  quarrel  with  in  a  saloon  if  he  can  help  it. 

What  follows  is  at  once  extraordinary  and  commonplace. 
Much  of  the  story  of  his  conversion  by  the  missioners  on  Robben 
Island  reads  like  the  wonderful  histories  of  "  How  I  was  saved," 
which  are  expounded  at  Salvation  Army  meetings  ;  but,  however 
that  may  be,  this  is  the  true  account  of  a  man  whose  after-life 
shows  him  to  have  been  a  magnificent  fellow,  which  makes  it 
interesting  if  for  no  other  reason. 

His  letters  home  at  this  time  are  not  literature,  but  they  are 
the  genuine  outpourings  of  one  who  has  suddenly  found  himself 
and  is  struggling  to  become  articulate.  Phrases  that  sound 
platitudinous  to  unsympathetic  ears  are  to  him  splendid  dis- 
coveries that  he  is  passionately  anxious  to  make  others  under- 
stand and  exult  over  as  he  does. 

It  so  happened  that  just  at  this  time  a  Mission  was  being 
held  in  the  island  by  Father  Fitzgerald,  who  named  it  a 
"Mission  of  Help." 

One  evening  as  Benton  was  passing  the  place  where  Father 
Fitzgerald  was  holding  a  meeting  he  thought  he  would  look  in 
and  see  what  it  was  like.  At  this  time  he  believed  in  nothing, 
was  an  agnostic,  but  he  became  interested  in  the  address  being 
delivered  by  the  missioner,  and  next  day  went  to  see  him  and 
had  a  long  talk.  From  this  moment  Benton  began  his  life 
afresh,  taking  a  more  serious  view  of  his  obligations  and  responsi- 
bilities, ending  with  a  very  strong  wish  to  take  Holy  Orders, 


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feeling  from  his  own  experiences  he  would  know  how  to  help 
others  and  be  able  to  sympathise  with  them.  That  holy  man 
Father  Engleheart,  who  was  a  chaplain  to  the  lepers  on  Robben 
Island,  took  a  great  interest  in  young  Benton,  becoming  to  him 
a  father  in  spirit  and  in  deed. 

His  advice  to  the  young  man  was  that  he  could  not  hope  to 
take  Orders  until  he  had  given  himself  up  as  a  deserter  ;  this 
was  agreat  shock,  as  Benton  quite  thought  that  his  active  service 
with  the  Australians  had  purged  his  desertion.  He  was  told 
this  was  not  so,  and  was  advised  to  journey  home  and  give 
himself  up,  and  that  should  the  sentence  be  of  a  nature  to 
disqualify  him,  he  must  accept  it  as  God's  indication  that  He 
did  not  call  him  to  the  Priesthood.     This  was  a  bitter  pill. 

Some  of  the  letters  he  wrote  home  during  this  moral  up- 
heaval are  interesting  ;  they  were  mostly  addressed  to  his  step- 
mother, to  whom  he  was  greatly  attached.  Writing  from 
Robben  Island  on  December  3,  1904,  while  still  living  under  the 
name  of  White,  he  says  : 

"  I  hardly  know  how  to  start  writing  to  you,  as  I  feel  so 
utterly  ashamed  of  myself  for  neglecting  so  long  to  answer  j^our 
kind  letter  to  me.  I  am  afraid  the  truth  is  that  until  quite 
lately  I  have  been  so  utterly  selfish  in  thinking  of  my  own 
advancement  that  I  could  not  spare  time  to  write  to  anybody  ; 
however,  thank  God  that  time  has  passed,  and  I  am  writing  to 
ask  you  to  forgive  my  past  unkindness  and  neglect  and  let  us 
make  a  fresh  start.  I  am  the  more  encouraged  to  ask  it  now  at 
this  season  of  peace  and  goodwill  towards  all  men,  as  I  remember 
you  used  to  think  so  much  of  this  season. 

"  Am  settled  down  on  this  wonderful  little  island  close  to 
Cape  Town  and  yet  absolutely  cut  off  from  it.  Later  on,  when 
I  have  paid  all  my  debts  (which  is  at  present  taking  up  every 
penny  of  my  w^ages),  I  will  send  you  some  views  of  the  Island. 
It  is  difficult  though,  even  with  them,  to  get  any  idea  of  what  it 
is  really  like,  and  quite  impossible  to  form  any  idea  of  the 
inhabitants.  It  is  a  wonderful  idea  to  think  of  being  put  down 
in  a  place  where  there  are  over  1,000  souls  composed  of  lunatics, 
lepers,  and  convicts,  with  the  object  of  serving  them.  Were  it 
not  for  the  great  fact  that  we  can  see  Jesus  Christ  gazing  at  us 
and  asking  pity  from  their  eyes,  we  might  often  feel  them 


Rev.  W.  Benton  205 

repulsive  and  loathsome,  but  with  that  thought  to  guide  us  it  is 
nothing  short  of  marvellous  the  affection  you  get  to  feel  for 
them  all. 

"  I  don't  think  I  should  ever  have  known  and  felt  this 
beautiful  pity  and  love  for  them  had  it  not  been  for  that  great 
'  Mission  of  Help  '  which  has  been  out  here.  I  went  on  the 
first  night  and  then  never  missed.  I  seem  to  have  lived  my 
whole  life  in  the  most  intense  ignorance  of  what  is  wanted  and 
required  of  us.  I  had  a  chat  with  the  missioner,  a  Mr.  Fitz- 
gerald ;  he  is  a  very  High  Churchman  and  not  at  all  like  what  we 
generally  fancy  missioners  to  be.  That  chat  led  to  others,  and 
now  I  feel  a  different  being  altogether." 

A  great  remorse  seems  to  have  seized  him  for  the  way  he  had 
treated  his  people  ;  it  suddenly  came  home  to  him  how  unkind 
he  had  been  to  them.  Now  the  home  he  had  run  away  from  was 
remembered  lovingly,  and  a  great  longing  came  to  him  to  see 
it  and  all  appertaining  to  it  again.  Later  in  the  same  letter  he 
says  : 

"  I  should  indeed  love  to  see  the  little  cottage  and  the  old 
church  again.  Would  you  mind  putting  a  bunch  of  flowers  on 
dear  old  Dad's  and  Mother's  grave  for  me  ?  I  should  like  to 
think  of  them  being  there." 

He  then  expressed  the  wish  for  letters,  the  same  longing 
experienced  by  most  exiles,  letters  from  home. 

The  relationship  between  stepmothers  and  stepchildren  is 
not  always  a  happy  one,  but  the  affection  between  Dick  Benton 
and  his  stepmother  was  quite  charming  ;  she  thought  the  world 
of  him  and  he  was  devoted  to  her. 

The  following  letter  gives  some  idea  of  this. 

"RoBBEN  Island, 
"  Nr.  Cape  Town, 
"  Cape  Colony,  S.  Africa. 

''February  1,  1905. 

"  Your  letter  received  this  mail.  You  cannot  think  how 
delighted  I  was.  It  was  such  a  beautiful  letter  and  I  have  read 
it  over  many  times.  .  .  .  You  are  a  born  comforter,  and  you 
always  have  something  nice  and  cheery  to  say  to  me.  .  .  .  You 
ask  me  to  tell  you  what  I  am  doing.  Well,  at  the  time  of  writing 
I  am  clerk  in  the  works'  department  office  of  Robben  Island. 


2o6      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

.  .  .  This  is  perhaps  the  most  unique  spot  on  the  face  of  the 
earth,  about  eight  miles  from  Cape  Town  and  six  from  the 
nearest  land.  The  island  itself  is  only  about  six  or  seven  miles 
round,  simply  a  dot  in  the  ocean.  Nobody  is  allowed  on  it 
except  by  Government  permit.  The  population  is  made  up  of 
long-lived  convicts  (coloured),  lunatics,  lepers ;  and  all  the 
criminal  cases  come  here,  together  with  the  various  warders, 
attendant  nurses,  workmen  and  Governmicnt  officials  necessary 
to  look  after  them.     I  am  one  of  the  latter." 

Writing  evidently  in  answer  to  a  question  from  his  step- 
mother : 

"  No,  I  am  not  a  missioner  yet,  but  I  may  be  some  day. 
You  know,  you  can't  go  on  a  Mission  just  as  you  can  walk 
into  a  shop  and  buy  a  penny  bun  ;  a  long  course  of  training  is 
necessary  before  you  are  fit  for  such  work. 

"  You  must  not  think  we  are  in  a  desert,  or  anything  of  that 
kind.  We  have  not  much  in  the  way  of  trees  and  shrubs,  it 
is  mostly  rock  and  sand,  but  there  are  good  substantial  buildings 
for  the  higher  officers  and  the  patients.  The  rest  of  us  live  in 
houses  made  mostly  of  corrugated  iron  and  wood,  very  complete, 
but  a  proper  harbour  for  bugs  and  fleas  ;  that,  however,  is 
merely  a  detail. 

"  We  have  cricket  here,  dances  and  concerts.  All  drink  is 
well  guarded.  I  have  given  up  all  intoxicants,  though  not  a 
teetotaler.  I  find  I  am  better  without  it,  and  besides,  I  cannot 
afford  it.  We  need  to  keep  our  wits  about  us.  The  patients 
are  sometimes  dangerous  and  the  convicts  have  to  be  watched 
carefully,  so  all  things  considered  I  think  it  is  better  to  do 
without. 

"  Some  of  the  lepers  are  in  an  awful  state,  and  yet  they  are 
wonderfully  patient  under  their  trials.  I  was  working  in  the 
leper  compound  as  a  house-painter  when  first  I  came  here,  and 
so  got  to  know  a  lot  of  them  very  well.  I  now  go  in  my  spare 
time  to  visit  them  and  try  to  cheer  them  up  a  bit.  There  is  one 
I  go  especially  to  see.  He  is  an  Englishman  of  good  family 
and  was  at  one  time  leading  a  fast  life.  A  good-hearted  chap, 
owned  his  own  race-horses  and  was  a  most  popular  fellow. 
Then  this  awful  disease  came  out  on  him.  He  was  in  a  great 
state  of  despondency  at  first,  and  confessed  he  had  thought  of 


Rev.  W.  Benton  207 

destroying  himself.  We  who  are  well  are  not  half  thankful 
enough  for  all  God's  great  mercies.  .  .  .  Taken  to-day  my  first 
service  in  church  here  to  help  a  chaplain.  It  was  for  coloured 
boys,  and  was  my  first  official  service  for  God,  and  I  was  and 
am  so  thankful  to  Him  for  using  such  an  unworthy  vessel  as 
I  am  in  His  service  ;  may  He  grant  that  we  may  all  in  our 
several  ways  help  to  spread  His  Kingdom. 

"  I  have  been  playing  a  good  deal  of  cricket  here.  ...  I  am 
now  living  with  the  chaplain  ;  he  is  such  a  friend  to  me.  He 
is  one  of  Sir  Thomas  Engleheart's  sons,  and  gave  up  a  most 
comfortable  living  at  home  to  come  here  and  do  good.  He  is 
very  humble  and  never  seems  to  see  that  he  is  doing  so  much 
good.  He  has  a  private  income  and  gives  a  lot  away,  living  in 
the  plainest  possible  manner  himself,  begrudging  even  a  shilling 
a  month  for  his  own  tobacco.  He  lends  me  his  books  and  is 
always  helping  in  some  way  or  other.  Last  week  he  gave  me  a 
watch  and  would  not  allow  a  word  of  thanks  ;  never  will,  saying 
it  was  as  much  for  himself  as  for  me,  as  he  wanted  me  always  to 
be  in  time  for  meals.     That  is  the  way  he  puts  things  off. 

"  He  has  offered  to  pay  all  expenses  for  me  to  go  to  a  Theo- 
logical College  at  home,  probably  St.  Chads,  Durham,  if  they 
will  take  me  to  be  trained  as  a  priest  for  the  sacred  ministry. 

"  I  am  waiting  for  an  answer  from  Father  Fitzgerald  to 
know  if  they  will  take  me,  and  I  have  started  reading  Greek  and 
Latin,  as  there  is  an  entrance  examination  to  this  college  which 
I  am  afraid  will  be  very  stiff  to  me  after  being  so  long  away 
from  school. 

"  I  wish  dear  father  had  lived  to  see  my  happiness,  but  still, 
he  will  know  after  all.  The  only  bar  to  it  all  is  my  own  un- 
worthiness.  It  seems  awfully  presumptive  to  have  wasted  so 
many  of  the  best  years  of  one's  life  and  then  to  take  the  re- 
mainder and  offer  it  to  God.  May  I  think  that  all  of  you  at 
home  will  rejoice  with  me  that  I  have  found  my  true  vocation  ? 

"  Father  Engleheart  has  been  to  immense  trouble  finding 
out  and  arranging  all  sorts  of  things  for  me,  even  to  my  taking 
my  right  name  again  ;  but  I  cannot  do  that  until  on  my  journey 
home,  which  will  be  about  October.  Father  Fitzgerald  has 
written  to  say  he  thinks  they  will  take  me  at  St.  Chads.  It  will 
mean  very  hard  work,  as  I  have  a  lot  to  read  up  and  preparation 
to  do,  but  it  will  be  a  work  of  love,  which  makes  it  much  easier. 


2o8      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

"  We  played  Wellington  yesterday  at  cricket  and  beat  them 
easily.  Our  opponents  couldn't  get  back  to  town  again  owing 
to  a  heavy  south-easter  that  was  blowing  ;  these  winds  cut  us 
off  entirely  from  the  mainland,  as  no  boat  can  live  in  the  sea. 

"  I  am  settled  down  now  in  the  Commissioner's  office  to 
steady  work,  and  could  remain  here  to  the  end  of  the  chapter, 
but  I  think  that  I  can  do  better  work  for  our  Lord  in  the 
Church. 

"  Many  things  attract  me  here,  and  I  shall  be  very  sorry 
indeed  to  leave.  It  has  been  a  home  to  me  when  I  was  friend- 
less, but  it  has  been  more  than  that,  it  has  been  the  place  in 
which  I  have  truly  found  my  God.  For  that  reason  alone  it 
will  ever  hold  the  very  strongest  place  possible  in  my  affections." 

At  last  the  definite  news  came  that  the  Theological  College 
would  take  him  in  spite  of  the  past,  and  he  came  home  after  his 
long  absence  to  give  himself  up  and  face  his  court-martial. 

Father  Engleheart,  whose  advice  he  was  following,  had 
meanwhile,  I  think,  been  at  work  himself  and  got  others  to  work 
in  Mr.  Benton's  favour. 

The  much  dreaded,  yet  anxiously  looked  forward  to  day 
arrived  for  the  court-martial,  and  speaking  of  that  time,  Benton 
said  : 

"  When  I  went  in  to  receive  sentence  the  President  held  out 
his  hand  and  said,  '  I  congratulate  you,  Benton  ;  here  is  the 
King's  pardon,'  and  I  was  let  off  scot  free.  I  believe  that  such 
a  thing  has  never  happened  before,  and  when  my  director  heard 
it  he  said,  '  This  is  the  finger  of  God,  your  way  is  clear.'  " 

Benton  then  went  to  Lichfield  Theological  College  for  two 
years,  and  was  ordained  by  the  Bishop  of  Lichfield  in  1908. 

His  first  curacy  was  at  Walsall,  in  Staffordshire,  which  was 
the  very  place  for  him,  being  largely  a  slum  parish  providing 
plenty  of  scope  for  his  energies,  and  he  felt,  no  doubt,  that 
whatever  the  drawbacks  of  his  career  it  would  at  least  enable 
him  to  deal  with  the  rough  elements,  as  milder  brands  of  curates 
could  scarcely  hope  to  do. 

He  found  his  vicar  a  very  good  man,  but  one  who  stood 
somewhat  aghast  before  the  slums  into  which  he  had  failed  to 
penetrate  in  the  spiritual  sense.  It  is  easy  to  imagine  how 
Benton's  enthusiasm  was  fired  by  this  situation,  so  when  his 


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chief  mourned  to  him  over. the  "  Submerged  Tenth,"  he  rephed, 
"  This  is  not  your  work,  vicar ;  it  requires  a  bachelor  to  go  and 
hve  among  them,  and  I  will  go." 

If  the  good  vicar  was  slightly  scandalised  at  so  much  assur- 
ance on  the  part  of  his  new  curate  he  must  have  felt  relieved  at 
the  idea  of  the  slums  being  taken  off  his  shoulders,  so  he 
consented. 

Benton  took  rooms  in  the  worst  part  of  the  district  and  set 
about  converting  the  submerged.  His  methods  were  original, 
and  if  the  vicar  knew  all,  his  hair  must  have  stood  straight  on 
end,  for  on  the  door  of  his  lodging  appeared  a  large  notice, 
"  Beer  and  baccy  free;  come  and  have  a  talk"— which  as  a 
preliminary  must  have  endeared  him  to  the  hearts  of  the 
temperance  party  !  but  he  was  absolutely  fearless  in  his  con- 
victions and  ideas.  If  he  felt  a  thing  was  right  he  would  do  it, 
although  his  methods  were  often  misunderstood  and  criticised. 

With  this  stimulating  announcement  on  his  door  he  awaited 
events.  No  one  came  for  some  time,  but  at  last  a  few  venture- 
some spirits  dropped  in  and  were  greeted  something  after  this 
fashion  : 

"  Here  I  am  come  to  live  among  you,  whether  you  like  it  or 
not.  My  door  will  always  be  open  and  you  can  come  and  help 
yourselves  to  a  pipe  or  to  a  meal,  but  don't  take  anything  away. 
If  I  have  any  tobacco  it  will  be  here,  and  if  I  have  any  beer  it 
will  be  here.     If  it  is  not  here  it  will  mean  I  have  not  got  any." 

Mr.  Benton  said,  as  far  as  he  knew,  his  rough  visitors  never 
did  take  anything  out  of  the  house. 

It  was  almost  impossible  to  get  any  facts  from  him  of  his 
work  amongst  the  poor,  but  I  know  a  good  deal  of  his  endea- 
vours and  doings  at  different  times  in  his  life. 

Some  of  his  experiences  in  the  Walsall  slums  were  unusual. 
He  was  known  amongst  the  habitues  as  the  "  Fighting  Parson." 
This  was  in  consequence  of  his  settling  disputed  points  in 
pugilistic  fashion,  which  no  doubt  he  found  was  the  method  they 
understood  best. 

Once  when  finding  a  man  and  wife  having  a  fierce  fight  he 
ventured  to  interfere,  and  while  so  doing  another  man  came  up 
behind  and  struck  him  a  violent  blow  behind  the  ear.  After 
Mr.  Benton  had  finished  with  the  married  couple  he  turned  to 
his  second  assailant,  who  said    by  way  of  explanation,  "  You 

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210      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

have  no  right  to  interfere  between  another  man  and  his  wife." 
Mr.  Benton  then  invited  him  to  take  his  coat  off  ;  this  he  did 
with  a  good  deal  of  action  to  show  how  brave  and  strong  he 
was — a  man  of  determination,  in  fact.  The  curate  promptly 
knocked  him  down  ;  the  man  got  up  expressing  himself  as 
anxious  to  continue  the  fight,  and  was  promptly  knocked  down 
again  ;  asked  if  he  would  like  some  more,  the  man  shame- 
facedly replied  in  the  negative.  He  was  then  invited  to  go  and 
drink  a  cup  of  tea  with  his  opponent. 

The  curate  seems  to  have  been  lucky  in  his  battles,  for 
although  an  experienced  boxer,  it  is  not  unusual  for  experts  to 
meet  with  disaster  when  they  try  to  fight  roughs  where 
unconventional  methods  are  sometimes  adopted,  such  as 
butting  with  the  head  and  kicking  ;  but  probably  he  had  learnt 
a  thing  or  two  with  the  Cape  Mounted  Police.  On  more  than 
one  occasion  he  surprised  some  of  those  he  met  in  the  slums  by 
taking  his  coat  off  and  inviting  others  to  do  the  same. 

It  was  not  long  before  he  had  many  sincere  admirers,  for  the 
sporting  spirit  was  strong  in  him  and  this  attracted  men  who 
liked  to  talk  cricket,  football,  running,  and  boxing  with  him. 
He  held  classes  on  all  sorts  of  subjects  for  the  amusement  and 
instruction  of  his  neighbours.  His  boxing  classes  were  in  great 
favour.  I  think  it  struck  the  men  he  had  found  it  necessary  to 
knock  down  and  teach  a  wholesome  lesson,  that  it  was  very 
sporting  and  decent  of  the  parson  to  teach  them  the  noble  art 
of  self-defence  ! 

While  on  his  round  visiting  amongst  the  very  poor  one  day 
Mr.  Benton  came  across  a  woman,  very  tired,  at  a  washing-tub  ; 
he  told  her  to  rest  awhile  and  mind  the  kiddies  and  he  would 
finish  the  washing  for  her.  His  coat  was  off  and  hung  up,  his 
sleeves  rolled  back  and  the  soap-suds  flying,  before  the  woman 
realised  what  was  taking  place. 

Mr.  Benton's  knowledge  of  men  and  the  seamy  side  oi  life, 
combined  with  his  most  earnest  and  eloquent  preaching,  made 
him  an  ideal  slum  parson.  The  fire  was  burning  fiercely  in  his 
heart ;  from  an  undisciplined,  emotional  scallawag  he  had 
become  an  altruist,  no  longer  so  undisciplined,  but  still  highly 
emotional,  longing  to  make  up  for  his  wasted  years.  For 
instance,  one  day  when  he  thought  the  collection  in  church  had 
not  been  worthy  of  the  cause  he  had  been  preaching,  he  rushed 


Rev.  W.  Benton  211 

home  and  made  it  up  with  a  cheque  of  his  own,  altogether  out 
of  proportion  to  his  means,  declaring  as  he  signed  it  he  had  never 
been  so^ngry  in  his  life. 

So  hard  did  he  work  in  Walsall  that  after  two  years  his 
health  broke  down,  and  after  a  severe  haemorrhage  he  was 
ordered  abroad  and  went  to  Switzerland  ;  after  a  nine  months' 
cure  he  was  advised  to  try  the  climate  of  South  Africa.  While 
there  he  went  to  a  mission  station  in  the  high  mountains,  where 
he  met  Miss  Ida  Wrentmore,  to  whom  he  became  engaged. 
After  working  two  years  in  Namaqualand  he  went  to  St. 
Andrew's  Church,  Newlands,  near  Cape  Town,  for  a  few  months, 
then  as  senior  curate  to  St.  Barnabas'  Church,  Klooprood, 
Cape  Town. 

Just  at  this  time  his  old  friend  Father  Engleheart,  the 
chaplain  on  Robben  Island,  wished  to  go  home  to  England  on 
hearing  of  his  mother's  death,  but  was  unable  to  find  anybody 
to  take  his  place  while  away.  Mr.  Benton  offered  himself  and 
returned  once  more  to  work  amongst  the  lepers.  So  little  is 
known  of  this  island  and  its  unhappy  inhabitants  with  their 
loathsome  disease,  that  to  many  people  the  self-sacrifice  of  those 
who  willingly  go  to  work  amongst  them  cannot  be  realised.  It 
takes  about  one  and  a  half  hours  from  Cape  Town  to  Robben 
Island,  and  the  journey  is  all  by  sea.  The  place  was  chosen  as 
a  leper  settlement  because  of  its  isolation.  There  are  several 
hospitals,  one  with  a  doctor  for  lepers  alone,  another  for  the 
officials  and  lunatics.  The  nurses  are  mostly  men,  and  called 
warders.  The  disease  is  most  unpleasant  and  repulsive  ;  the 
face  is  the  part  generally  affected ;  the  hair  falls  off  and  the 
voice  becomes  hoarse  and  nasal,  or  lost  altogether.  Dusky  red 
and  livid  tubercles  of  various  sizes,  varying  from  a  pea  to  an 
olive,  appear  on  the  face,  ears,  and  extremities,  often  causing 
ulceration  of  the  whole  surface,  accompanied  by  extreme  foetor. 
In  some  forms  the  fingers  and  toes  fall  off  ;  other  poor  victims 
become  quite  blind  and  mad.  Sometimes  their  poor  lips  are 
all  eaten  away,  and  Mr.  Benton  had  to  feed  the  sufferers  with  a 
spoon,  even  giving  the  Sacraments  by  spoon.  Nothing  certain 
is  known  of  the  cause  of  the  disease.  It  is  carried  in  many 
ways.  The  germs  have  been  found  on  vermin,  flies,  and  once 
on  the  wing  of  a  partridge.  No  cure  has  yet  been  found,  but 
corrosive  sublimate  and  arsenious  acid  in  minute  doses  are  the 


212      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

most  likely  to  be  of  use.  Sulphur  baths  have  also  been  recom- 
mended. Cold  aggravates  the  patients'  sufferings,  and  fish 
diet  is  supposed  to  make  the  symptoms  worse,  though  <(  believe 
this  is  now  a  disputed  point.  The  disease  may  continue  for 
many  years  without  causing  death  ;  when  far  advanced  it  is 
incurable ;  even  in  its  early  stages  a  cure  is  uncertain. 

While  on  the  island  Mr.  Benton  did  untold  work  for  the 
lepers.  He  used  to  wash  and  dress  some  of  the  most  pitiful 
cases,  carry  them  out  to  enjoy  fresh  air,  feed  them,  cook  for 
them,  and  help  to  cheer  them  during  their  long,  miserable  days. 

There  are  some  vivid  glimpses  of  the  awful  experiences 
Benton  went  through  in  some  of  his  letters. 

Here  is  a  perfect  nightmare  of  a  story  : 

"  Some  of  the  lepers  are  mad  and  have  to  be  kept  in  cages. 
Well,  one  day  I  was  going  round  to  talk  to  the  lunatics  and 
went  inside  a  cage,  and  like  a  fool  let  the  door  swing  to  behind 
me  and  it  locked  itself.  Seeing  I  was  locked  in,  the  lunatic  at 
once  made  for  me  and  tried  to  bite  me.  Now  if  there  is  a  safe 
recipe  for  getting  leprosy  it  is  a  leper's  bite,  so  I  scooted  round 
for  all  I  was  worth,  yelling  for  the  keeper  to  come  and  open  the 
door.  Fortunately  I  had  the  legs  of  the  man,  as  one  of  his  was 
wooden.  At  last,  seeing  he  could  not  catch  me,  the  leper  pulled 
up,  took  off  his  leg  and  hurled  it  at  me.  Mercifully  he  missed 
me  and  I  made  a  dash  for  it,  and  by  brandishing  it  with  threats 
of  braining  him  I  kept  him  at  a  distance  until  the  keeper  came 
and  let  me  out." 

In  some  cases  the  poor  objects  have  no  features  left  at  all, 
and  are  a  "  writhing  mass." 

I  think  enough  has  been  said  to  show  what  the  life  of  Mr. 
Benton  was  during  his  work  on  the  island.  I  ought  perhaps  to 
have  said  the  lepers  are  enclosed  with  barbed  wire,  and  no  one 
without  a  permit  from  the  Commissioner  is  allowed  near  them. 
The  men  and  women  live  on  different  sides  of  the  island.  There 
is  a  home  for  the  children,  looked  after  by  some  sisters  from 
St.  Margaret's.  They  have  a  beautiful  chapel.  It  is  wonderful 
what  the  poor  little  souls  can  do,  considering  their  infirmities. 
There  is  great  rejoicing  when  a  child  leper  dies,  as  the  pain  gets 
worse  as  they  grow  older. 

Mr.  Benton  had  enormous  sympathy  with  the  lepers,  who  so 
bitterly  felt  their  hard  lot  and  being  cut  off  from  everything 


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and  everybody.  They  used  to  say,  "  What  have  I  done  to  be  so 
punished  ?  "  and  what  was  there  to  say  in  reply  ? 

The  Faculty,  I  am  now  told,  state  the  disease  is  not 
hereditary  and  the  children  are  never  born  with  it. 

Every  community  weaves  around  itself  certain  conventions, 
has  its  little  dignities  of  which  it  is  a  jealous  guardian,  resenting 
any  infringement  of  its  social  status.  Even  these  poor 
maimed,  suffering,  and  disfigured  mortals  on  Robben  Island  have 
a  grievance  outside  their  piteous  malady,  for  they  resent 
passionately  that  their  island  should  be  a  dumping-ground  for 
convicts  ;    they  feel  it  is  a  slur  on  themselves. 

While  working  as  priest  in  Cape  Town  it  was  part  of  Mr. 
Benton's  duties  to  act  as  chaplain  to  all  the  members  of  the 
theatrical  companies  visiting  the  country.  This  interested 
him,  and  he  had  many  souvenirs  that  he  treasured  from  those 
he  had  helped  in  more  ways  than  one. 

He  now  married,  and  having  the  curacy-in-charge  of 
Bearsted,  in  Kent,  offered  to  him,  he  returned  to  England  with 
his  restored  health. 

The  sleepy  little  country  village  of  Bearsted  was  suddenly 
called  upon  to  wake  up,  for  Mr.  Benton's  methods  were  rousing 
and  unconventional ;  perhaps  considered  by  some  unorthodox. 
He  rather  horrified  some  of  the  saintly  parishioners  by  suggest- 
ing the  Church,  Christianity,  and  God's  mercy  were  all  for 
sinners  as  well  as  saints  ;  in  fact,  the  sinners  were  his  special 
charges,  on  them  he  devoted  his  greatest  efforts.  He  would  go 
into  the  public-houses  to  talk  and  smoke  with  the  habitues, 
to  try  and  win  them  ;  this,  of  course,  laid  him  open  to  con- 
siderable criticism.  There  were  those  who  said  it  was  easy  to 
get  people  to  church  and  sing  in  the  choir  if  bribed  to  do  so  by 
"  beer  and  baccy  "  !  Before  long  Mr.  Benton  had  a  string  of 
followers,  some  becoming  choirmen,  some  communicants,  and 
I  do  not  think  either  beer  or  baccy  had  anything  more  to  do 
v;ith  it  than  having  been  the  means  of  bringing  curate  and 
parishioners  into  closer  touch  than  would  otherwise  have  been 
possible  ;  and  long  after  Mr.  Benton  had  left  the  parish  those 
v/hom  he  had  won  over  to  the  faith  of  our  fathers  were  still 
regular  churchgoers. 

One  old  peasa.nt  whose  attendance  at  church  had  been  very 
limited  was  evidently  touched  by  Mr.  Benton's  administrations, 


214      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

for  when  ill  and  a  layman  went  to  see  him,  he  was  told  to 
"  Go  away  !  I  want  my  clergyman  ;  where  is  my  clergyman  ?  " 
meaning  Mr.  Benton. 

Another  man  in  quite  a  different  class  of  life,  who  had  been 
in  great  trouble,  said,  "  I  don't  know  what  I  should  have  done 
without  Benton." 

Boxing  classes  were  soon  going  again  full  swing.  One  night 
when  giving  a  class  of  boys  lessons  in  boxing,  a  strange  man 
walked  in  and  said  he  would  hke  to  have  the  gloves  on  and  have 
a  turn  with  the  parson.  Mr.  Benton  explained  he  was  busy 
with  the  kiddies,  but  would  with  pleasure  give  him  a  turn 
another  night. 

An  appointment  was  made  and  kept,  but  when  they  began 
sparring  it  soon  was  quite  apparent  the  stranger  was  growing 
savage,  so  Mr.  Benton  said,  "  Look  here,  do  you  want  to  box  or 
to  fight  ?  "  "To  fight,"  replied  the  man.  "  Oh,  very  well 
then,  I  only  wanted  to  know,"  said  Mr.  Benton,  and  in  a  very 
short  time  the  man  was  knocked  out. 

While  in  the  midst  of  his  work  at  Bearsted  Mr.   Benton 
received  an  anonymous  letter  threatening  to  expose  his  past,  so 
he    very   wisely    and    bravely    determined    to   tell    the    Bear- 
stedonians  all  about  it  himself.     He  therefore  one  Palm  Sunday 
chose  the  text  for  his  sermon  out  of  Isaiah  vi.,  "  I  am  a  man  of 
unclean  lips."    He  then  continued,  "  I  once  knew  a  man  of 
whom  this  was  true,"   etc.,   describing  his  own  failings  and 
giving  a  faithful  autobiography.     Before  the  sermon  was  over 
the  preacher  broke  down  and  many  of  his  hearers  were  in  tears. 
From  that  day  all  hearts  went  out  to  Mr.  Benton,  and  the 
Bearstedonians   became  greatly  attached   to  the  man  whose 
religion  must  be  a  vital,  living  thing,  to  enable  him  to  stand  up 
and  tell  his  congregation  of  all  his  sins  and  mistakes,  in  the 
hope  that  by  so  doing  he  might  be  a  help  to  others,  make  them 
feel  less  like  castaways,  that  there  was  hope  for  them  yet. 

He  was  a  gifted  preacher  and  seemed  most  at  home  when 
preaching  to  men,  who  were  always  attracted  by  his  personality. 
They  felt  that  here  was  one  who  could  sympathise  with  their 
ov/n  lives. 

Possessed  of  much  musical  talent  and  a  good  voice,  he  set 
himself  to  build  up  the  choir,  and  he  was  well  rewarded.  Some 
of  his  choirmen  were  so  angry  that  anyone  should  have  dared 


Rev.  W.  Benton  215 

to  write  an  anonymous  letter  to  Mr.  Benton  that  they  went 
about  trying  to  find  the  author  of  it,  meaning  if  they  captured 
him  to  cool  his  malice  in  the  village  duckpond. 

Many  who  knew  Benton  in  those  days  have  written  and 
spoken  to  me  of  his  goodness  and  wonderful  work,  how  every 
waking  moment  he  devoted  to  working  in  some  way  for  the  God 
he  so  truly  loved.  His  personality  and  sympathy  with  human 
frailty  enabled  him  to  reach  many  hearts  hitherto  untouched, 
or  only  lukewarm.  No  one  could  remain  lukewarm  where  Mr. 
Benton  was  working,  his  earnestness  and  enthusiasm  were  too 
real  and  infectious.  Many  to-day  write  and  speak  of  him  with 
affection,  and  a  thousand  regrets  that  he  will  return  to  them  no 
more. 

In  August,  1914,  the  declaration  of  war  was  just  another 
glorious  opportunity  for  his  adventurous  spirit,  and  he  was 
restless  until  in  the  same  month  he  joined  the  forces  as  chaplain 
in  France.  His  first  letter  home  was  written  on  September 
14,  and  addressed  to  his  wife.  He  tells  her  he  will  try  and 
write  regularly,  but  has  not  much  time,  as  he  is  very  busy 
"  buzzing  about  in  motors,  and  a  lot  of  wounded  are  being 
brought  in." 

The  following  extracts  from  his  letters  to  his  wife  give  some 
idea  of  his  life  : 

September  17,  1914. — "I  am  hard  at  it  now.  We  have 
about  six  hundred  wounded  here.  Some  are  in  great  pain,  but 
all  are  very  brave.  They  seem  glad  to  see  me  and  enjoy  a 
friendly  talk.  I  went  across  and  saw  some  German  wounded 
this  morning.  Some  of  them  have  terrible  wounds.  Our 
fellows  are  very  cheerful,  and  many  are  anxious  to  get  back  to 
the  front  again.  The  Army  Medical  Corps  are  doing  splendidly. 
They  work  like  Trojans.  I  like  them  all,  from  the  Colonel 
down.  I  am  busy  round  the  tents  and  marquees  all  day  long. 
Am  just  called  away,  so  must  stop." 

An  undated  letter  written  a  little  later  says  : 
"  We  got  in  a  Celebration  on  Sunday  and  an  evening  service 
for  all  kinds,  but  were  hard  at  work  all  day  pitching  more  tents 
for  the  wounded.  They  are  coming  down  in  droves  now,  and 
our  hands  are  full  up.  Some  of  the  wounds  are  awful,  but  our 
fellows    are   simply   marvellous    in   their   pluck.     We   have   a 


2i6      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

splendid  surgeon,  most  quick  and  skilful,  but  greatly  over- 
worked. He  is  a  sight  to  see  when  he  comes  in  to  wash  before 
luncheon  or  dinner,  bespattered  all  over  with  blood  and  stuff 
from  face  to  feet.  .  .  .  Do  not  mind  if  you  do  not  get  many 
letters.  We  are  sometimes  up  day  and  night  getting  wounded 
off  by  trains  or  taking  them  to  camp.  Our  hospital  and  all 
tents  are  full  of  them.  It  is  cold  out  in  the  open  at  nights  now. 
I  could  do  with  some  writing-paper  and  envelopes,  I  write  so 
many  letters  for  the  wounded." 
Later : 

"  Convalescent  Camp, 

"  Rouen. 
"  We  are  all  under  canvas  here.     It  is  really  wonderful  to 
see  what  they  have  done  in  the  way  of  fixing  things  up  ;   there 
are  literally  miles  of  country  rigged  and  being  rigged  up  into 
hospitals  and  camps." 

10  Stationary  Hospital. 

November  4,  1914. — "  We  have  moved  again  and  are  now 
within  six  hours'  journey  of  London  (in  peace  times),  but  yet 
how  far  away  !  Travelling  here  is  very  slow,  and  we  were 
thirty-nine  hours  in  the  train,  and  having  got  here  had  to  unload 
twenty-six  tons  of  luggage  from  the  train,  reload  it  and  cart  it 
something  over  a  mile  to  hospital,  then  unload  it  again  and 
arrange  it  all.  The  whole  of  this  in  four  hours  !  !  We  were 
awfully  tired,  but  had  to  take  over  about  one  hundred  cases 
in  hospital.  We  had  just  finished  when  the  Major  received  an 
urgent  wire  instructing  him  to  receive  one  hundred  and  fifty  bad 
cases  from  a  sick  train,  so  we  began  again  and  were  at  it  all 
night,  but  managed  to  get  all  settled  in  by  7  next  morning. 
Some  were  in  a  dangerous  condition  and  have  since  died.  We 
bury  them  in  blankets  in  an  enormous  trench,  side  by  side. 
The  French  are  very  kind  and  decorate  the  trench  with  flowers 
and  flags.  I  have  been  busy  to-day  seeing  off  a  hundred  of  our 
patients  by  ambulance  train  for  the  Base,  and  from  thence 
home.     I  would  not  mind  a  trip  with  them. 

"  I  was  out  yesterday  at  the  front  about  two  hundred  yards 
behind  the  trenches.  I  went  with  our  senior  Chaplain.  .  .  . 
We  took  a  motor-car  full  of  cigarettes,  tobacco,  pipes,  matches, 
and  soap.     The  men  were  so  thankful.     The  artillery  fire  was 


Rev.  W.  Benton  2i7 

terrific.  One  of  the  large  German  shells  had  hit  the  road  and 
made  it  impassable.  There  was  a  hole  just  as  if  a  huge  tree  had 
been  pulled  out  by  the  roots.  I  also  saw  a  fight  in  the  air 
between  a  German  Taube  and  an  English  aeroplane.  The 
former  soon  cleared  off,  so  the  Englishman  chased  him  for  a  bit 
and  then  returned." 

November  25,  1914. — "  I  am  attached  now  to  the  Lahore 
Division  clearing  hospital.  At  our  last  place  we  cleared — that 
is,  took  in,  treated,  and  passed  on — some  one  thousand  two 
hundred  and  fifty  men  in  five  days.  Here  we  have  had  five 
hundred  and  fifty  through  in  two  days,  and  I  am  feeling  tired. 
I  was  nearly  asleep  while  walking  about  to-day.  I  am  hoping 
I  may  get  a  rest  to-night,  but  a  convoy  of  wounded  may  come 
in  any  moment. 

"  I  heard  of  a  horrid  act  of  vengeance  the  other  day.  It  was 
told  to  me  by  an  officer  in  the  London  Scottish  who  saw  it 
personally.  A  certain  sergeant-major  who  had  shot  six  or 
seven  Germans  went  out  at  night  to  try  and  find  their  rifles. 
Two  days  afterwards,  when  the  British  got  into  the  village,  they 
found  him  crucified  to  a  door  with  bayonets.  Whether  done 
before  death  or  after,  it  was  a  vile  act  of  revenge.  These  things 
make  me  wild.  I  meant  to  write  more,  but  they  are  calling  for 
me." 

No.  10  Clearing  Station  Hospital. 
October  11.—"  We  are  trying  to  keep  up  next  Sunday  in  a 
special  way  here,  as  it  is  St.  Luke's  Day,  and  so  the  great  festival 
for  all  connected  with  hospital  work  and  the  work  of  healing. 
.  .  .  By  the  way,  if  you  could  manage  to  send  me  a  packet  of 
matches  I  would  be  very  glad.  They  are  a  scarce  commodity 
here,  and  those  we  do  get  are  no  good  and  are  tipped  with  yellow 
sulphur.  Some  of  the  men  call  them  '  Wait-a-bit '  ;  the  more 
euphonious  name  is  the  good  old  English  '  Stinker.'  " 

In  some  of  Mr.  Benton's  letters,  when  writing  of  the  funerals 
he  had  been  taking,  he  says  : 

"  It  is  really  a  very  impressive  sight.  All  the  people  stand 
still  and  cross  themselves  as  we  go  by,  and  the  soldiers,  both 
French  and  our  own,  stand  to  attention  and  salute  as  the 
procession  passes.  .  .  , 


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"  The  Germans,  though  they  are  committing  awful  atrocities, 
are  fighting  very  fairly  in  the  main,  and  will  take  a  lot  of  beating. 
,  .  .  My  French  efforts  at  times  would  make  a  cat  laugh." 

No.  7  Clearing  Hospital. 

November  18. — "  Since  coming  here  we  have  been  working 
night  and  day.  We  were  only  one  section  of  a  clearing  hospital 
with  three  surgeons  and  twenty-one  men  all  told.  We  had  no 
proper  cook.  Two  of  the  orderlies  volunteered  to  try  and  do  it, 
but  they  could  not  make  much  of  a  hand  at  it,  so  I  got  in  and 
tried  to  help.  I  made  a  stew  of  meat  and  vegetables,  and  gave 
them  tea.  They  were  very  thankful.  I  lived  for  the  first 
forty-eight  hours  here  on  the  run  between  the  cook-house  (which 
was  in  the  open,  the  sleet  and  rain  coming  down  hard)  and  the 
operating-theatre.  I  have  seen  such  sights  in  the  latter  as  will 
last  me  for  all  eternity.  The  surgeons  were  magnificent.  Two 
of  them  worked  on  without  a  break  for  thirty-six  hours,  operat- 
ing and  dressing  ghastly  wounds.  I  led  them  away  afterwards, 
for  they  could  hardly  walk.  Then  we  packed  some  of  the  cases 
into  the  ambulance  train,  but  as  fast  as  we  emptied  out  ambu- 
lance wagons  fresh  ones  drove  up  packed  with  men,  and  so  the 
round  has  gone  on  till  last  night,  when  orders  came  that  we  were 
to  take  no  more  cases  but  were  to  evacuate  what  we  had  and 
stand  by  for  fresh  orders. 

"  We  managed  to  get  in  a  Celebration  this  morning,  and 
twenty-eight  orderlies,  officers,  and  patients  joined  us.  It  was 
very  beautiful  and  yet  very  weird,  for  in  the  middle  of  it  a 
Taube  dropped  a  bomb  in  the  Square  about  two  hundred  yards 
away,  and  the  remainder  of  the  service  was  carried  out  to  an 
accompaniment  of  shots  by  an  anti-aircraft  gun  at  the  Taube. 

"  To-day  another  Padre,  one  of  our  surgeons  named  Bates 
(a  real  hero),  and  myself  went  out  to  see  the  town  that  has  been 
the  centre  of  the  fighting  lately,  to  get  some  snapshots.  We 
understood  they  had  left  off  shelling  it,  and  we  got  into  the 
middle  of  the  town  when  suddenly  they  began  to  shell  it  again. 
For  about  twenty  minutes  we  were  in  a  centre  of  flying  bricks, 
stones,  broken  glass,  etc.,  not  to  mention  shells. 

"  Providentially  we  got  away  all  right,  but  we  had  quite 
eight  Jack  Johnsons  burst  within  three  hundred  yards  of  us, 
and  two  of  them  within  one  hundred  and  fifty.     It  was  quite 


Rev.  W.  Benton  219 

exciting.  I  badly  wanted  to  find  our  guns  and  get  the  O.C. 
to  allow  me  to  relieve  the  gun-layee  (being  an  old  hand  with  a 
first-class  gunnery  instruction  certificate)  for  a  little,  and  help 
to  get  some  of  our  own  back,  but  the  other  chaps  had  not  been 
under  gunfire  before  and  so  we  retired  as  rapidly  as  possible. 
I  heard  a  J.J.  coming  over  during  our  retirement  and  went  down 
flat  on  my  tummy  in  some  soft  mud  and  got  very  dirty.  I 
presented  rather  an  undignified  appearance  for  a  parson. 

"  However,  here  we  are  safely  back  and  retiring  some  twenty 
miles  to-morrow.  I  would  not  have  gone  had  any  of  us  known 
the  danger,  but  now  that  it  is  over  I  would  not  have  missed  the 
experience  for  anything. 

"  I  am  dog-tired.  .  .  .  My  CO.  is  here  ordering  me  to  bed." 

Finding  he  was  not  allowed  in  the  front  trenches  with  the 
men,  Mr.  Benton  asked  to  be  allowed  to  take  a  combatant 
commission  so  that  he  could  fight  and  carry  on  his  work  as 
Padre  at  the  same  time  and  be  with  the  men  in  their  most 
anxious  and  strenuous  moments.  Writing  to  his  people  at  this 
time  he  says,  "  There  are  plenty  of  chaplains  but  a  great 
dearth  of  experienced  officers,"  and  he  thought  he  could  be  more 
useful  as  a  soldier,  having  had  previous  experience.  He  then 
continues,  "  I  have  seen  the  Archbishop  of  Canterbury,  and 
though  he  does  not  approve,  he  does  not  condemn  my  action." 

With  the  permission  of  the  Ecclesiastical  authorities,  Benton 
received  his  commission  as  a  lieutenant  in  the  Manchester 
Regiment  in  April,  1915,  and  was  at  once  made  Brigade  Sniping 
Officer.  In  six  weeks  he  was  promoted  to  Captain,  and  was 
exceedingly  popular  with  both  officers  and  men.  In  September 
he  was  wounded,  and  the  following  letter  will  show  how  he 
broke  the  news  to  his  wife  so  as  to  give  her  no  shock. 

"  Just  a  line  to  let  you  know  I'm  quite  all  right.  ...  I  got 
a  bullet  in  my  left  forearm  yesterday,  but  it  did  no  damage. 
I  went  into  a  main  station  and  had  it  taken  out.  They  had  to 
cut  about  one  and  a  half  inches  deep.  However,  I  am  back  to 
my  work  all  right.  The  General  came  round  and  saw  me  this 
morning.  I  am  just  going  to  have  a  good  dose  of  morphia  and 
go  to  sleep  for  a  bit.  I  think  I  got  the  fellow  who  hit  me.  I 
could  not  reach  him  with  my  rifle,  so  got  the  artillery  officer  to 
bring  in  five  rounds  of  high-explosive  shell — and  he  went  up  ! 


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The  sniper  was  behind  a  bullet-proof  plate  and  I  was  behind  one 
of  our  plates.  The  bullet  ricochetted  up  under  the  plate  and 
caught  my  forearm.  Wasn't  it  a  good  thing  it  was  not  m.y 
tummy  ?  We've  got  so  far  twenty-three  enemy  hit  (five 
snipers),  eighteen  plates  broken,  four  observation-posts  spotted 
and  destroyed,  four  batteries  spotted,  and  thirty  or  thirty-one 
periscopes  outed.  Not  bad  for  eighteen  days,  eh  ?  I  was 
going  to  write  some  more,  but  the  things  are  beginning  to 
work  "  (morphia).     "  Good-night." 

There  is  another  interesting  letter  written  from  No.  8 
Clearing  Hospital.  It  is  undated,  and  in  consequence  a  little 
confusing,  as  he  speaks  of  his  wound  which  he  received  when 
sniping  in  September  and  at  the  same  time  refers  to  the  im- 
pressive service  he  has  been  holding.  I  was  under  the  impression 
he  ceased  to  hold  them  when  he  became  a  combatant. 

Here,  however,  is  the  letter : 

"  I  am  still  going  on  all  right."  This  was  three  months 
after  his  forearm  was  wounded  in  September,  so  it  cannot  have 
been  a  trifling  affair,  though  he  told  his  wife  the  bullet  had  done 
no  damage  !  He  continues  in  the  same  letter,  "  I  have  charge 
of  both  hospitals  for  a  few  days,  as  Gillingham  has  gone  home  for 
ninety-six  hours'  leave.  I  am  the  only  one  of  the  men  who 
came  out  before  the  end  of  August  who  have  not  gone  home  on 
leave. 

"  We  had  some  wonderfully  impressive  services  on  Sunday. 
There  were  sixty-four  at  the  8.30  Celebration,  six  hundred 
(about)  at  the  9.30  service,  four  hundred  and  fifty  at  the  10.15 
service,  and  about  five  hundred  at  the  11  o'clock.  All  ranks  were 
present,  from  Generals  to  Tommies.  I  get  a  bit  tired  in  the 
throat. 

"  The  death-roll  is  still  very  heavy.  I  have  funerals  everv 
day." 

I  am  not  sure  of  the  date,  but  it  was  about  this  time  Captain 
Benton  was  again  wounded,  in  the  thigh  this  time,  and  he 
would  not  go  into  hospital  with  it,  but  went  to  have  it  dressed 
every  day.  Septic  poisoning,  however,  obliged  his  going  home, 
where  he  stayed  for  four  months  ;  but  not  in  idleness,  for  after 
seven  weeks  of  recuperation  he  was  sent  to  Ripon,  in  Yorkshire, 


Rev.  W.  Benton  221 

as  Sniping  Officer,  to  organise  scouting  and  sniping  schoo'.s  all 
round  the  country. 

While  carrying  out  these  duties  he  was  thrown  a  good  deal 
in  the  society  of  Major  Tullock,  D.S.O.,  the  1st  Batt.  West  Kent 
Regiment,  who  became  a  close  and  valued  friend,  and  he  tells 
me  Captain  Benton  was  rather  upset  at  having  to  undertake 
theoretical  and  practical  instruction  for  officers  and  men 
instead  of  being  at  the  front. 

After  it  was  pointed  out  to  him  that  the  influence  he  would 
have  in  the  training  of  men  at  home  would  be  farther  reaching 
than  he  could  hope  for  in  France,  he  became  reconciled  and 
entered  heartily  into  the  task. 

Those  who  understand  these  things  say  Captain  Benton  was 
a  most  thorough  and  able  instructor  and  lecturer,  and  besides 
this  did  "  untold  good,  being  aided  by  his  wonderful  per- 
sonality." 

His  lectures  were  listened  to  with  deep  interest  and  attention. 
Knowing  his  subject  from  A  to  Z,  his  audience  soon  gained 
confidence  in  him,  and  every  word  he  uttered  carried  weight. 
By  degrees,  instead  of  hundreds  attending  his  classes,  there  were 
thousands,  and  he  began  to  think  that  perhaps  after  all  he  was 
doing  his  share  for  England  as  truly  as  if  in  the  trenches. 

He  considered  the  average  Englishman  the  most  unimagina- 
tive and  unsuspicious  of  men,  and  he  used  to  have  some  fun  in 
consequence,  while  endeavouring  to  teach  his  classes  to  be  more 
observant.  He  would  tell  them  to  meet  him  at  a  given  point 
and  then  appear  there  dressed  in  some  old  civilian  clothes 
topped  with  a  most  disreputable  old  cap,  under  which  his  face 
was  disguised  by  the  free  use  of  charcoal  and  some  mud.  He 
would  walk  past  his  class  first  of  all  to  see  if  any  of  them  would 
recognise  him,  and  as  they  never  did  under  such  circumstances 
he  then  walked  up  to  them  and  began  asking  questions  as  to 
what  they  were  doing  there,  keeping  up  a  whistling  accompani- 
ment to  himself  all  the  time.  Finally  he  would  make  himself 
known,  pointing  out  at  the  same  time  that  if  a  scout  were  so 
unsuspicious  he  would  not  be  much  use  to  his  country. 

Captain  Benton  was  distinctly  practical,  and  in  order  to 
increase  the  watchfulness  of  one  of  his  classes  he  told  them  that 
he  would  pass  along  a  certain  road  between  definite  hours  and 
they  were  to  meet  him.     He  then  left  the  class  to  go  and  think 


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of  the  best  method  of  evading  their  alertness.  As  he  sat  by  the 
side  of  the  road  smoking  his  pipe  and  turning  the  matter  over  in 
his  mind,  a  cart  drove  by  with  an  old  woman  in  it  wearing  a  huge 
sun-bonnet.  He  at  once  realised  that  this  was  the  disguise  he 
needed,  and  after  a  certain  amount  of  discussion,  persuasion, 
and  a  small  douceur,  the  old  lady  was  induced  to  lend  her 
bonnet  and  an  exceedingly  dirty  shawl.  I  believe  the  putting 
on  of  the  bonnet  and  its  final  arrangement  caused  both  of  them 
considerable  amusement.  When  all  was  fixed  up  satisfactorily, 
if  not  comfortably.  Captain  Benton  sat  in  the  corner  of  the  cart 
among  cabbages  and  vegetables  of  all  sorts  while  the  woman 
drove  him  along,  carrying  on  an  animated  conversation  with 
her  sun-bonneted  friend. 

The  ruse  was  completely  successful,  and  the  chagrined  and 
bamboozled  class  had  to  admit  that  they  were  not  as  wide 
awake  as  they  ought  to  have  been.  I  cannot  help  feeling  a 
little  surprise  that  they  did  not  suspect  something  after  their 
previous  experience. 

Captain  Benton  made  a  splendid  observation  officer.  He 
had  such  an  eye  for  detail,  and  his  memory  was  extraordinary. 

Once  when  passing  through  a  large  military  camp  a  woman 
who  was  walking  in  the  same  direction  as  himself  began  asking 
him  questions  about  the  camp  which  he  considered  suspicious. 
He  therefore  made  a  mental  note  of  her  smart  appearance,  which 
he  afterwards  wrote  down  and  communicated  to  the  authorities. 
His  description  turned  out  to  be  astonishingly  accurate  in  all 
particulars  :  height,  hair,  eyes,  size  and  shape  of  hat,  details 
of  dress,  stockings  and  shoes,  even  to  the  gloves  and  shape  of 
hands,  as  well  as  a  small  bag  she  carried.  So  clear  was  the 
description  that  the  police  identified  the  woman  in  the 
course  of  two  days.  He  had  only  seen  her  for  a  few  moments. 
Captain  Benton  often  said  the  British  soldier  was  too  un- 
suspicious, and  in  consequence  easily  outwitted  by  a  more  wily 
enemy.  He  was  very  anxious  to  dress  up  in  a  German  soldier's 
uniform  and  see  if  he  could  not  pass  through  an  English  camp 
undetected,  and  he  believed  he  could  do  it.  The  idea  was  not 
carried  out,  owing  to  the  difficulty  at  the  time  of  getting  the 
necessary  uniform. 

Captain  Benton  was  at  all  times  anxious  to  hand  on  what  he 
had  learnt  from  experience.     This  was  much  appreciated  by 


Rev.  W.  Benton  223 

most  of  those  with  whom  he  came  in  contact.  In  the  words  of 
one  who  knew  him  well,  "  he  was  loved  as  an  unselfish,  whole- 
hearted, true  soldier  and  friend."  If  he  could  save  a  soldier 
from  getting  into  trouble  he  was  happy. 

While  at  Ripon  holding  these  classes  he  failed  one  evening 
to  turn  up  for  tea  where  his  belongings  were  awaiting  him.  He 
had  been  giving  a  lecture  in  the  North  Camp.  Time  passed  on, 
midnight  came,  and  still  no  Captain  Benton.  He  arrived  in  the 
early  hours  completely  exhausted,  and  explained  he  had  been 
detained.  It  was  found  out  he  had  been  on  his  way  home,  and 
when  passing  through  the  town  had  come  across  various  soldiers 
just  back  from  leave.  All  were  more  or  less  intoxicated  and 
had  no  officer  or  non-commissioned  officer  with  them.  The 
men  were  quite  unable  to  find  their  way  to  camp,  and  resented 
interference  from  him,  but  he  forced  them  to  form  fours  and 
arrive  at  some  sort  of  order,  collecting  others  until  he  had 
about  fifty  or  more,  and  then  marched  this  strange  company 
through  the  town  and  out  of  harm's  way,  keeping  them  on  the 
move  until  discipline  was  fully  restored  and  the  men  recovering, 
when  he  took  them  back  to  the  North  Camp. 

It  was  difficult  to  get  anything  from  him  about  the  incident, 
but  I  know  he  was  very  happy  at  having  saved  the  men  from 
getting  into  trouble. 

In  February,  1916,  Captain  Benton  returned  to  France,  but 
before  leaving  England  he  wrote  to  his  sister,  saying  : 

"  I  hope  I  shall  see  you  to  say  '  good-bye,'  as  it  may  be  a 
very  long  one.  At  the  present  rate  of  officers  falling  there  is 
mighty  little  chance  of  coming  through.  They  seem  to  be 
dead-marking  all  our  officers,  and  that  is  why  we  shall  need 
every  available  man  before  we're  finished.  God  bless  you 
always. 

"  Your  affectionate  brother, 

"  Dick. 
"  P.S. — Remember  me  sometimes." 

On  rejoining  the  troops  he  was  again  put  in  command  of  the 
Brigade  Snipers.     Writing  home  on  April    3, 1916,  he  says  : 

"  I  am  still  with  the  51st  Brigade  and  like  them  very  much. 
General  Piicher  sent  for  me  the  other  day  and  told  me  he  thought 


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that  great  credit  was  due  for  the  way  in  which  we  had  got 
under  the  evening  sniping  on  our  front.  They  had  the  best  of 
it  to  begin  with,  but  we  have  only  had  two  men  hit  by  snipers 
since  we  came  in  (though  we  have  had  many  hit  by  shells  and 
shrapnel-fire),  and  they  were  both  on  the  first  day,  and  we  have 
knocked  over  thirteen  of  them.  There  is  a  lot  of  shelling  going 
on.     I  am  at  present  working  under  Lord  Dunmore. 

"  We  have  a  man  coming  out  to  stay  with  us  who  will  have 
some  money  to  spend  on  the  men  for  games  and  things.  We 
shall  be  glad  of  his  help.  Yesterday  the  Editor  of  the  West- 
minster Gazette  and  his  wife  came  out  to  visit  our  camp.  He  was 
very  much  struck  with  all  our  arrangements,  and  he  is  starting 
a  fund  in  his  paper  for  providing  amusements  and  games  for  our 
men. 

"  Did  I  tell  you  that  General  Maxwell  called  me  out  and 
thanked  me  personally  for  the  assistance  which  the  Major  told 
him  I  had  given  him  ?  I  was  rather  bucked,  though  I  don't 
know  that  I  have  done  anything  particular  here.  .  .  . 

"  General  Woodhouse  has  been  round  to  inspect  the  Com- 
pany. He  congratulated  the  Major  and  the  staff  on  the  '  splen- 
did work  done  in  camp  and  the  tone  of  the  men  '  (his  own 
words),  so  we  feel  rather  pleased  about  it. 

"  One  of  the  doctors  and  I  are  digging  in  our  spare  time  a 
6  X  6  X  6  ft.  sunk  pit  for  an  officers'  bath-tent.  The  ground  is 
gravel  and  flint,  so  it  takes  some  getting  through." 

In  May,  1916,  Captain  Benton  writes  to  his  friend.  Major 
TuUock  : 

"  Hd.  Qn.  51st  Imp.  Bgde., 

"21.  5.  16. 
"...  I  have  been  trying  to  write  to  you  for  quite  a  long 
time  but  have  had  no  chance.     You  may  guess  what  it  has  been 
like  when  I  tell  you  that  I  was  thirty-one  days  in  the  trenches 
at  the  final." 

Then,  evidently  referring  to  some  leave  he  might  have  had, 
but  did  not  take,  he  continues  : 

"  I  did  not  want  to  be  away,  as  the  Boches  attacked  on  each 
side  of  us,  and  as  we  were  expecting  to  be  relieved  it  seemed 
likely  they  would  have  a  go  at  us.     However,  they  made  a 


Rev.  W.  Benton  225 

miss.  We  came  straight  out  and  did  a  four  days'  march  here, 
had  twenty-four  hours'  rest,  and  are  now  doing  eleven  days' 
intensive  training  for  '  the  attack.'  After  that  nobody  seems 
to  know  what  will  happen.  .  .  . 

"  I  am  glad  the  sniping  is  going  on  so  well  in  the  north  and 
west.  The  more  I  see  of  it  out  here  the  more  I  am  convinced 
that  in  normal  trench-warfare  there  is  no  better  way  of  inflicting 
punishment  on  the  enemy,  and  preventing  wastage  in  our  own 
ranks,  than  well-organised  sniping,  but  it  must  be  whole- 
heartedly taken  up  or  not  at  all. 

"  In  this  Brigade  we  began  a  little  doubtfully.  They  only 
allowed  eight  per  battalion  for  sniping  and  observation.  Later 
they  allowed  four  more  and  later  again  another  four,  making 
eight  snipers  and  eight  observers  per  battalion.  Later  I  asked 
again  for  four  more  snipers  and  got  them,  at  the  same  time 
propounding  a  scheme  with  coloured  maps  showing  sniper-  and 
observation-posts  in  the  zones  of  fire  and  observation,  and 
offered,  if  they  would  let  me  have  four  more  men  per  battalion, 
to  keep  the  whole  front  watched  and  leave  every  other  man 
free  for  duty,  work,  or  what  not.  It  was  granted,  so  we  now 
have  one  officer  and  twenty-four  N.C.O.'s  and  men  per  bat- 
talion. These  we  used  half  in  the  trenches  for  eight  days  and 
half  out.  The  half  out  practised  shooting  during  the  day  on  a 
range  we  had  made,  and  then  came  up  at  night  for  four  hours  to 
build  sniper-  and  observation-posts.  The  half  in  the  trenches 
kept  watch  and  shot  day  and  night. 

"  Later  on  I  hope  to  get  the  scouts  for  night  work,  patrols, 
etc.  Our  bag  at  the  finish  was  seventy-one  men  hit  (including 
three  jaegers  and  five  other  snipers),  forty-four  plates  smashed 
or  perforated,  one  hundred  and  twelve  periscopes — these  make 
excellent  practice  for  our  men,  and  they  came  on  wonderfully 
and  seldom  missed  one  if  it  showed  during  the  last  couple  of 
weeks. 

"  The  trenches  we  took  were  in  a  pitiable  state  and  a  mere 
death-trap.  Wherever  you  went  if  you  looked  round  you  could 
see  the  Boche  lines  looking  right  down  into  you.  The  com- 
munication trenches  were  very  little  waved,  and  wide  enough 
to  drive  an  eighteen  horse-power  along.  The  Brigade  worked 
marvellously.  The  men  in  rest  only  had  twenty-four  hours  for 
a  night  and  a  halt,  and  then  up  again.     Three  companies  from 

Q 


226     Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

each  battalion  every  night  for  work.  The  amount  of  sheer 
earth  shifted  was  colossal.  We  left  the  trenches  with  a  parapet 
in  front  varying  from  eight  to  thirty  feet  thick  in  front,  the 
close  supports  and  subsidiary  lines  all  built  up  and  revetted, 
five  strong  localities  in  front  line  almost  crump-proof,  the 
communication  trenches  narrowed,  curled,  and  revetted,  and 
generally  the  whole  place  in  a  strong  defensible  state.  The 
Corps  Commander  gave  his  opinion  that  the  17th  Division  had 
done  fine  work,  and  especially  the  51st  Brigade,  but  the  best 
comment  came  from  the  C.R.A. 

"  I  met  him  one  day  at  the  4.5  howitzer  battery,  and  was 
telling  him  of  a  beastly  village  over  against  us  in  the  enemy 
lines  which  looked  right  down  into  us  and  worried  us  day  and 
night  with  machine-guns,  snipers,  fixed  searchlights,  and  in 
which  the  Boches  could  move  about  at  will  to  annoy  us.  He 
could  not  be  convinced  that  it  was  necessary  to  strafe  it  down, 
so  I  asked  him  if  he  would  come  along  our  front  line  and  I  would 
convince  him.  At  first  I  thought  he  would  put  me  under 
arrest  for  cheek,  but  eventually  he  consented.  It  was  the 
funniest  thing  to  see  him.  I  would  take  him  along  a  few  yards 
under  cover  of  the  front-line  trench  and  then  step  him  back 
about  two  yards  from  it  and  tell  him  to  look  round  and  then  he 
was  looking  bang  up  at  this  village.  '  Oh,  Lord  ! '  he  would 
say,  and  duck  under  like  smoke.  This  happened  all  along  the 
line,  and  he  was  very  much  convinced,  and  when  we  got  back  he 
promised  he  would  do  his  best  to  get  all  the  heavies  turned  on 
and  level  it.  They  had  levelled  every  brick  that  was  anywhere 
near  our  lines,  and  so  I  pointed  out  this  unfair  advantage. 

"  On  our  return  he  remarked  on  the  amount  of  work  done,  and 
asked  how  long  it  had  taken  and  how  many  pioneer  battalions 
we  had  to  help.  When  I  told  him  none  he  would  not  believe 
it,  and  when  finally  convinced  said,  '  Well,  all  I  can  say  is  it's 
colossal.' 

"  My  wound  is  all  right  again,  though  I  felt  the  shock  from 
it  a  bit.  You  should  not  blame  me  for  not  having  come  home 
for  a  week  or  two,  but  about  that  time  the  work  was  very  heavy 
and  some  of  the  youngsters  lately  out  from  home  were  doing 
nothing  but  wish  for  Blighty.  By  good  fortune  I  got  a  chance 
of  correcting  them,  and  naturally  took  it,  and  my  lecture  has 
been  successful.     I  have  heard  less  of  Blighty  since. 


Rev.  W.  Benton  227 

"  It  was  hard  lines  to  be  moved  when  we  had  got  the  hon's 
share  of  the  work  done  ;  however,  the  incoming  troops  will 
benefit.  The  weather  is  very  hot  now  and  a  little  trying  for 
intensive  training. 

"  Yours  to  a  cinder, 

"  Dick  Benton." 

The  next  letter  I  have  before  me  was  written  to  Mrs.  Benton 
by  Major  Magnay,  12tli  Batt.  Manchester  Regiment. 

"  B.E.F.,  France. 

"  August  8,  1916. 

"  Dear  Mrs.  Benton, 

"  Just  a  short  note  to  tell  you  that  your  husband 
was  wounded  the  other  day.  He  asked  me  to  write  to  you  if 
things  went  wrong.  I  am  afraid  he  has  gone  through  most  of 
the  torments  of  Hell,  but  I  consider  him  the  most  gallant 
gentleman  in  the  world.  He  knew  absolutely  no  fear.  On  my 
orders  he  went  forward  to  try  and  reorganise  after  an  attack 
which  had  failed.  Whilst  on  the  front  line  he  saw  a  wounded 
man  trying  to  crawl  back  from  near  the  German  trenches.  He 
at  once  went  out  to  help  him.  He  got  him  back  some  way 
when  both  were  hit  by  snipers,  your  husband  in  the  right  leg 
below  the  knee.  He  got  into  a  shell-hole.  He  was  wounded 
about  5  a.m.  I  sent  four  parties  out  to  try  and  get  him  in,  and 
two  other  battalions  sent  out  patrols  at  my  request  to  bring  him 
in,  but  they  could  not  find  him,  and  when  they  shouted  they 
drew  bombs  and  machine-gun  fire  and  several  men  were  hit. 
Next  morning  your  husband  showed  himself,  and  two  officers 
went  out  at  about  twelve,  noon,  and  brought  him  in.  I  cannot 
tell  you  what  a  relief  it  was  to  me  to  see  him  again.  I  have 
known  him  only  for  three  or  four  weeks,  but  in  that  time  I 
have  come  almost  to  worship  him  for  what  he  is,  and  that  is  the 
finest  and  manliest  man  I  have  ever  known. 

"  I  am  desperately  sorry  to  have  to  tell  you  that  he  is 
wounded,  but  I  am  sure  that  you  will  be  relieved  to  have  him 
safe  at  home  under  any  conditions.  I  am  very  sorry  to  lose  his 
services  and  only  wish  I  had  him  with  me  when  we  go  back  into 
the  fight. 

"  With  kindest  regards, 

"  Yours  sincerely, 

"  P.  W.  Magnay  (Major):' 


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This  was  followed  by  a  letter  from  the  Chaplain : 

"  36  C.C.S.,  B.E.F.,  France. 
"  17  August,  1916. 
"  Dear  Mrs.  Benton, 

"  It  is  with  the  deepest  regret  I  write  to  let  you  know 
that  your  dear  husband,  Capt.  W.  Benton,  passed  away  about 
2  o'clock  this  morning.  I  have  been  in  close  touch  with  him  since 
he  was  admitted  here  on  the  6th,  and  he  was  always  so  grateful 
for  my  ministrations.  He  received  Holy  Communion  two  or 
three  times,  and  I  read  and  prayed  with  him  almost  every  day. 
I  was  with  him  till  twelve  o'clock  last  night,  and  he  was  then 
sinking  fast,  and  the  night  nurse  tells  me  he  passed  peacefully 
away  about  2  a.m.  During  the  first  few  days  after  being 
admitted  we  had  such  pleasant  conversations.  He  told  me  of 
his  ministerial  work  and  his  chaplaincy  before  he  took  a  com- 
bative commission.  It  is  a  comfort  to  know  he  died  not  only 
a  good  and  brave  soldier  of  the  King,  but  as  a  good  soldier  of  the 
King  of  Kings. 

"  Please  accept  my  sincere  sympathy  in  your  very  sad  loss, 
and  I  pray  God  may  comfort  and  sustain  you. 

"  Yours  sincerely, 

"  C.  A.  Adderley,  C.F." 

And  so  this  wonderful  man,  who  had  ministered  to  many, 
was  ministered  unto,  at  the  last,  as  he  passed  peacefully  and  I 
feel  sure  happily  away  ;  and  can  we  doubt  that  if  we  could 
render  his  welcome  in  the  other  world  into  language  we  can 
understand,  it  will  have  been,  "  Well  done,  thou  good  and 
faithful  servant  "  ? 

In  the  last  letter  Captain  Benton  wrote  to  his  wife  after  his 
leg  had  been  amputated  he  says  : 

"...  I  got  a  smack  on  my  right  leg  which  broke  it  up  a 
bit  and  I  had  to  have  it  amputated,  as  it  got  septic,  as  I  was 
left  out  and  could  not  move  to  get  in  for  a  day  or  two.  ...  I 
always  thought  if  I  got  one  on  the  right  side  it  would  be  a 
warm  one.     Love  to  all.     Cheery  oh  !  .  .  ." 

Major  Magnay  writes  again,  dated  August  25,  1916  : 
"...  I  cannot  tell  you  how  deeply  I  sympathise  with  you 
in  your  great  loss.  .  .  .  He  was  so  brave  and  cheery  all  through. 


Rev.  W.  Benton  229 

The  doctor  sent  me  a  note  saying  what  a  magnificent  fight  for 
hfe  he  made,  as  we  knew  he  would,  but  that  the  septic  poisoning 
got  the  upper  hand  at  last.  ...  I  made  him  my  second  in 
command  (though  really  he  was  far  more  fitted  to  command 
the  battalion  than  I).  He  often  spoke  to  me  of  you  when  we 
were  alone  together,  and  he  left  me  a  note  at  last  asking  me  to 
write  to  you,  as  he  cared  for  you  so  much.  .  .  .  Perhaps  this 
letter  may  make  your  grief  even  harder  to  bear,  but  I  only 
wished  you  to  know  that  although  I  am  a  stranger  I  too  share 
your  loss,  and  that  his  place  in  the  battalion  can  never  be 
refilled. 

"  If  ever  I  can  be  of  the  least  service  to  you  I  hope  that  you 
will  remember  that  I  was  his  friend. 

"  Yours  sincerely, 

"  Philip  Magnay  (Major), 

"  Commanding  12th  Manchester  Regt." 

At  the  time  these  letters  were  written  breaking  the  news  to 
his  wife,  much  was  still  unexplained  of  how  it  all  happened. 
Sitting  peacefully  at  home  it  is  difficult  to  grasp  all  the  confusion, 
turmoil,  and  surroundings  of  a  battlefield.  I  have  seen  something 
of  it  and  know  that  often,  for  some  time,  it  is  not  possible  to 
gather  up  and  connect  the  threads  of  the  battle's  happenings. 
I  have  heard  since  that  while  gallantly  rescuing  a  wounded  man 
who  was  trying  to  crawl  back  from  No-Man's-Land,  Captain 
Benton  was  severely  wounded  while  carrying  the  man  on  his 
back.  The  enemy  snipers  had  exactly  got  the  range  ;  besides 
wounding  Captain  Benton  they  shot  the  man  on  his  back  dead, 
and  the  man  at  his  side  helping  to  support  the  rescued.  Captain 
Benton  then  crawled  into  a  shell-hole  with  a  wounded  left  arm 
and  right  leg.  There  he  remained  unconscious  for  two  daj^s. 
When  found  he  was  brought  into  the  dressing-station,  being  then 
in  a  serious  condition.  Two  operations  were  performed  in  hopes 
of  saving  his  leg,  but  it  became  necessary  to  amputate  it,  and 
after  this  he  died.  He  had  previously  been  wounded  three 
times  ;   the  fourth  was  fatal. 

There  were  many  people  who    considered  Captain  Benton 

should  not  have  undertaken  combatant  service,  but  remained  a 

•  chaplain.     Whether  it  is  right  or  not  for  clergy  to  fight  is  a  much 

discussed    question.     There    are    strong   points    both   for   and 


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against,  and  I  think  that  in  whatever  capacity  Captain  Benton 
was  employed  he  would  always  be  working  for  the  God  of  Hosts 
whom  he  found  among  the  lepers  on  Robben  Island.  The 
echoes  left  in  the  many  valleys  where  Captain  Benton  wandered 
are  haunting  and  pleasant,  being  full  of  hope  and  encourage- 
ment to  other  wanderers.  His  moral  courage  was  remarkable, 
born  of  deep  religious  conviction  and  an  enthusiastic  and 
emotional  nature  which  enabled  him  to  lead  where  many 
would  have  hesitated.  In  the  trenches  he  would  kneel 
down,  whether  muddy  or  dry,  and  say  his  prayers  out  loud, 
hoping  that  perhaps  others  might  join  in  and  find  help  or 
comfort  in  prayer. 

A  memorial  service  and  requiem  for  the  repose  of  the  soul  of 
Captain  Benton  was  held  in  the  parish  church  at  Bearsted,  where 
the  dead  soldier-priest  had  worked  during  the  incumbency  of 
the  Rev.  T.  G.  Lushington  of  Sandling  Park,  Maidstone.  The 
church  was  packed  with  people  who  were  anxious  to  pay  a  last 
tribute  to  the  Padre's  memory. 

The  service  was  well  arranged  and  impressive.  The  band 
of  the  Royal  Engineers  (from  a  camp  near)  and  their  choir  took 
part  in  the  service.  Gounod's  "  Berceuse  "  was  well  played  as 
an  opening  voluntary  by  the  band. 

Mr.  Lushington,  vicar  and  rural  dean,  preached  a  touching 
sermon,  choosing  as  his  text,  "  Now  there  are  diversities  of  gifts, 
but  the  same  Spirit."  After  speaking  of  the  great  work  done 
by  Captain  Benton  as  priest  and  soldier,  he  told  the  congregation 
that  "  an  officer  going  into  the  War  Office  not  long  ago  said, 
'  The  bravest  man  I  ever  came  across  was  a  man  called  Benton,'  " 
and  the  man  who  said  it  did  not  know  he  was  speaking  to  one 
of  Benton's  friends.  Other  officers  who  had  known  the  man 
they  mourned  had  said  he  earned,  if  he  did  not  win,  the  Victoria 
Cross  some  five  or  six  times  and  the  D.S.O.  some  twenty  times. 
The  preacher  confessed  he  regretted  it  when  his  friend  decided 
to  give  up  his  work  as  a  chaplain  for  that  of  combatant  officer, 
but  he  could  not  condemn  that  choice  after  such  magnificent 
testimony.  If  there  were  some  who  did  not  approve  of  all  his 
methods  they  knew  that  a  great  man  had  fallen — a  man  cast  in 
no  usual  mould,  but  that  heroic  mould  in  which  the  world's  great 
princes  Avere  made,  a  fearless  self-sacrificing  spirit. 

At  the  end  of  the  service  the  congregation  remained  standing 


Rev.  W.  Benton  231 

while  the  combined  choirs  led  the  singing  of  the  Nunc  Dimittis, 
after  which  bugles  at  the  church  door  sounded  the  Last 
Post. 

Major  Magnay,  who  wrote  such  kindly  letters  to  Captain 
Benton's  widow,  was  killed  in  action  soon  afterwards. 


Chapter  XVII 

The  Rev.  Hon.  Maurice  Peel — Vicar  of  New  Beckenham — As  Army  Chaplain 
— Bravery  at  Festubert — Receives  Military  Cross — ^V^'ounded  in  Three 
Places — Home  on  Sick  Leave — In  Bethnal  Green  Slums — East  End  Children 
— Their  Holidays — Not  always  Happy — Starving  amidst  Plenty — The 
Vicar's  Views  of  Social  Intercourse — Vicar  of  Tamworth — London  "  Peelers' ' 
— Back  to  the  Front — With  the  Stretcher-bearers — Where  the  Shells  Fell — 
Bar  to  Military  Cross — On  the  Anniversary  of  Festubert — A  Sniper's  Kullet 
• — Missing — A  Plucky  Priest — A  Morning  Post  Notice — The  Rev.  Briggs 
Gooderham  in  the  Ranks — Receives  a  Commission — An  Unexpected  German 
Shell — A  Farewell  Meeting — Homely  Language — A  Mild  Reproof — The 
Dublin  Easter  Riots — Trench  Experiences — Loss  of  Self-control — Reason 
Tottering — A  Vaster  Pity — Lines  by  Captain  Colwyn  Phillips — ^The  Rev. 
Percy  William  Beresford — From  Curate  to  Commanding  Officer — 
AndD.S.O. — Influencing  the  Young — Life's  Finger-posts — Forming  a  Cadet 
Corps — Deplorable  Ecclesiastical  Bigwigs — Many  Battles — Wounded — 
Gassed — The  Adjutant's  Graphic  Picture — "  Fine  Death  for  a  Beresford  " 
— The  King's  Condolences — *'  Carry  On." 

IT  is  difficult,  among  the  many  brave  men  who  have  given 
their  Hves  in  this  war,  to  know  which  to  write  about,  each 
and  all  having  their  own  special  interest.  Most  have  died 
while  rescuing  the  wounded,  the  Rev.  and  Hon.  Maurice  Peel 
amongst  the  number.  He  was  the  youngest  son  of  the  first 
Viscount  Peel,  Speaker  in  the  House  of  Commons. 

Mr.  Peel  was  vicar  of  New  Beckenham  just  before  the  war, 
and  a  little  book  has  been  written  to  his  memory  by  his  suc- 
cessor, the  Rev.  G.  V.  Sampson,  who  has  given  it  the  title  of 
"  A  Hero  Saint." 

At  all  times  Mr.  Peel  was  a  modest,  unpretentious  man,  almost 
too  depreciative  of  his  own  powers  and  certainly  of  his  own 
goodness. 

When  in  1914  the  world  was  convulsed  with  the  news  of  war 
between  our  country,  utterly  unprepared  ^ — and  with  a  hopelessly 
inadequate  army^ — and  an  enemy  that  had  been  preparing  for 
"  the  day  "  for  many  years,  Mr.  Peel  was  among  those  who  at 
once  volunteered  to  go  out  as  chaplain,  and  was  promptl}^ 
attached  to  the  7lh  Division  in  France.     All  say  that  he  was 


Revs.  Peel,  Gooderham  and  Beresford,  D.S.O.    233 

devoted  in  his  attentions  to  the  sick  and  wounded,  and  was 
wounded  in  several  places  while  attending  the  sick  at  the  Battle 
of  Festubert  and  obliged  to  return  home. 

As  I  have  already  stated,  before  taking  up  his  military 
chaplaincy  he  was  vicar  of  St.  Paul's,  Beckenham,  before  that 
rector  of  Wrestlingworth  for  about  three  years.  Before  that 
again,  and  after  leaving  Oxford,  he  worked  in  the  slums  of 
Bethnal  Green,  being  ordained  in  1899. 

To  a  sensitive  man  of  considerable  refinement  the  plunge 
from  Oxford  amidst  the  leisured  classes  to  the  squalor  of  Bethnal 
Green,  while  being  most  satisfying  to  his  spiritual  aspirations 
and  longing  for  earnest  work  in  the  cause  of  God  and  poor 
humanity,  must  have  been  trying  to  him  in  many  ways.  His 
sympathies  must  have  been  divided  and  torn  into  fragments, 
his  olfactory  nerves  tried  to  the  utmost,  and  his  big  heart 
damped  by  the  vastness  of  the  field  for  work. 

Some  temperaments  would  have  felt  this  less  keenly  than  he 
did,  for  at  all  times  he  mistrusted  himself  and  his  powers,  fearing 
he  did  not  make  the  most  of  his  opportunities  and  thinking  he 
•might  have  won  more  souls  by  better  work. 

Perhaps  Mr.  Peel  was  not  a  great  preacher ;  they  are  few 
and  far  between  ;  but  he  was  intensely  sympathetic  and  gentle, 
which,  if  he  could  only  have  realised  it,  carried  as  much,  or  more, 
weight  than  much  fine  oratory. 

When  first  he  went  to  work  in  the  East  End  he  found  the 
church  empty,  schools  neglected,  and  things  in  general  at  sixes 
and  sevens.  How  Mr.  Peel  faced  it  all  with  his  very  indifferent 
health  I  cannot  think.  He  took  great  interest  in  the  Church 
Lads'  Brigade  founded  in  1896,  and  being  anxious  to  make 
himself  thoroughly  proficient  in  drill  so  as  to  undertake  the 
management  of  one  of  the  clubs,  he  had  a  regular  course  of 
instruction  which  qualified  him  to  pass  as  battalion  officer. 
He  said  it  was  necessary  for  a  commander  to  inspire  both  small 
and  large  boys  with  a  proper  mixture  of  love  and  fear. 

Unfortunately  Mr.  Peel's  health  obliged  his  giving  up  the 
East  End  work,  but  he  had  the  satisfaction  of  leaving  all  church 
and  parish  matters  on  a  sounder  footing,  churches  full  and 
schools  full. 

Then  followed  three  years  in  Bedfordshire  amid  healthier 
surroundings,    while   rector   of  Wrestlingworth   and    vicar   of 


234      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

Eyeworth.     Lord  Peel  was  patron  of  the  latter,   and  the  vicar 
was  still  spoken  of  as  "  Master  Maurice." 

The  East  End  children  were  not  forgotten,  and  parties  of 
them  were  invited  for  a  week  or  two's  change  into  the  country. 

We  always  think  slum  children  would  love  the  country  and 
that  we  are  being  very  kind  in  having  them  for  a  while  from 
their  dirty,  squalid  homes  ;  but  this  is  not  always  the  case.  I 
have  known  the  little  cockneys  utterly  miserable  and  lonely 
away  from  their  gutters  and  orange-peel ;  they  would  rather 
play  with  a  treasured  and  battered  old  sardine-tin  in  puddles 
caused  by  pails  of  dirty  water  thrown  out  into  the  street,  than 
have  a  clean  face,  clean  clothes,  and  be  told  to  play  in  a  field  of 
golden  buttercups  where  terrifying  cows  and  sheep  are  feed- 
ing. They  miss  the  crowds  and  noise,  miss  the  swearing  of 
drunken  men,  miss  the  scraps  of  food  they  love,  the  floating 
pieces  of  orange-peel,  odd  lettuce-leaves  and  rotten  fruit  thrown 
from  the  barrows. 

I  have  known  them  cry  miserably  day  after  day  until  it  was 
time  to  go  home  again.  A  pig  wandering  down  a  lane  or  an 
inquisitive  cow  coming  to  look  at  them  in  a  field  caused  them 
sleepless  nights  and  horrid  nightmares. 

It  is  disappointing  when  we  have  done  our  best  and  are 
patting  ourselves  on  the  back  for  taking  so  much  trouble  to 
make  them  happy.  I  do  not  suggest  all  are  miserable  in  the 
country,  but  I  have  known  quite  a  number  who  were,  though 
when  safely  home  again,  with  no  possibility  of  cows  and  pigs 
coming  round  the  corner,  they  have  talked  bravely  of  their 
experiences  ! 

Mr.  Peel  had  no  far-reaching  schemes  by  which  humanity 
was  to  be  benefited  and  the  country  purified  until  the  lion  and 
the  lamb  were  lying  down  together  and  the  country  over- 
flowing with  the  milk  of  human  kindness  ;  but  wherever  he  went, 
and  in  every  parish  where  he  worked,  he  took  the  trouble  to  do 
what  is  often  overlooked  by  the  clergy,  namely,  he  took  con- 
siderable trouble  to  bring  together  and  introduce  people  of  the 
same  tastes  and  same  way  of  thinking,  which  resulted  in  happy 
intercourse  and  sociability. 

How  often  we  find  people  starving  amid  plenty,  so  to  speak, 
because  they  know  nobody  who  is  interested  in  what  appeals  to 
them.     A  man  may  be  fond  of  reading  and  be  of  an  enquiring 


[Plwtoyyaph  by  C.  E.  Wealc,  Victoria  lioad,  Tamn-orth] 

The    REV.   and   HON.    MAURICE   PEEL,    M.C. 

[Facing  p.  -Hi. 


LT.-COL.    P.   W.   BEHESFOliD,   D.S.O. 


Fdctiiy  jj.  •2'65.] 


Revs.  Peel,  Gooderham  and  Beresford,  D.S.O.    235 

tuiTi  of  mind,  loving  books  of  science;  he  would  be  introduced 
by  Mr.  Peel  to  another  equally  interested,  so  that  they  could 
study  and  compare  notes  together.  Again,  he  would  find  girls 
and  boys  longing  to  taste  life  and  be  useful ;  he  would  introduce 
them  to  people  who  could  help  them.  A  girl  wishing  to  learn 
gardening  and  how  to  play  tennis  would  be  introduced  to  others 
who  knew  how  to  do  both. 

By  these  tactful  and  sociable  ways  his  parishes  were  happy 
and  wholesome.  He  believed  in  clubs  where  people  could  meet 
and  exchange  ideas,  and  many  club-feasts  he  arranged  in  his 
parishes.  He  realised  that  if  you  can  make  people  work  they 
will  be  happy,  and  given  congenial  surroundings  and  congenial 
employment,  they  are  on  the  high  road  to  being  good. 

From  Bedfordshire  he  went  to  St.  Paul's  vicarage,  Becken- 
ham,  where  he  spent  his  brief  but  happy  married  life,  and  from 
there  to  the  front,  where  he  was  wounded  badly  in  three  places 
while  carrying  the  wounded  at  the  Battle  of  Festubert,  and  was 
sent  home  to  recuperate. 

When  sufficiently  recovered  he  was  appointed  vicar  of 
Tamworth,  dear  from  family  associations,  and  where  there 
stands  to-day  a  bronze  statue  of  his  grandfather,  who  repre- 
sented Tamworth  from  1833  to  1850,  when  he  died  from  an 
injury  he  received  by  a  fall  from  his  horse.  The  London  police 
received  the  nickname  of  "  Peelers "  owing  to  his  having 
reorganised  the  force  while  Home  Secretary.  He  was  a  man 
much  respected,  and  of  whom  Wellington  said,  "  I  never  knew  a 
man  in  whose  truth  and  justice  I  had  more  lively  confidence." 

At  Tamworth  Mr.  Peel  worked  happily,  and  quickly  gained 
the  affections  of  his  parishioners,  but  during  the  early  part  of 
1917,  when  the  great  offensive  was  imminent  and  he  heard  the 
men  in  his  old  division  were  asking  for  him,  he  rejoined  the 
colours. 

At  no  time  in  his  life  was  he  what  might  be  termed  a  robust 
man,  and  his  endurance  at  this  time  was  remarkable.  Directly 
he  returned  to  the  front  he  found  himself  in  the  thick  of  the 
fighting  once  more,  and  remained  for  thirty-six  hours  without  a 
moment's  rest  with  the  stretcher-bearers  on  the  advanced 
patrol,  never  for  one  second  thinking  of  himself  but  only  of 
the  men.  Wherever  a  shell  fell  he  ran  to  see  who  wanted  help. 
He  received  a  bar  to  his  Military  Cross  for  his  devoted  services. 


236     sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

and  while  all  his  people  at  home  were  being  congratulated, 
came  the  news  he  had  been  killed  while  tending  the  wounded  at 
Bullencourt — truly  Christ-like,  for  he  died  to  save, 

A  letter  from  the  Rev.  Eric  Milner- White,  the  senior  chap- 
lain at  the  front,  gives  some  account  of  his  last  days  on  earth. 
It  appeared  in  the  booklet  entitled  "  A  Hero  Saint,"  compiled 
by  the  Rev.  Gerald  Sampson. 

"...  I  write  as  senior  chaplain  of  the  Division  to  tell  you 
first  what  a  tremendous  loss  he  is  to  the  Division  and  his  brother 
chaplains  ;  next,  to  give  you  all  the  details  that  are  clear  as  to 
his  death  and  burial ;  and  last,  though  not  least,  to  convey  to 
all  you  who  love  him  our  reverent  sympathy  and  our  fellow-pain. 

"  Maurice  (we  all  called  him  by  his  Christian  name)  was  the 
greatest  chaplain  in  France  ;  none  could  be  greater.  His  own 
'  immortal '  Division  used  to  call  him  '  the  bravest  man  in  the 
Army.'  He  always  accompanied  his  men  into  the  line.  Wher- 
ever a  shell  burst  he  at  once  ran  towards  it,  lest  any  man  had 
been  hit  and  he  might  be  of  service.  The  men,  of  course, 
worshipped  him.  .  .  .  When  he  came  back  to  us  in  January  he 
did  not  rest  on  the  laurels  gained  so  desperately  on  Festubert 
field.  He  nerved  himself  to  greater  efforts  of  mercy  on  the 
battlefield  and  went  everywhere  regardless  of  risks,  wherever 
a  wounded  man  lay.  ...  At  dawn  on  the  15th,  the  second 
anniversary  of  Festubert,  he  got  out  of  his  trench  to  visit  either 
a  wounded  man  or  an  isolated  post  of  men.  On  the  wa}'^  a 
sniper's  bullet  caught  him  in  the  chest ;  he  fell  unconscious  and 
died  very  shortly,  one  Welsh  Fusilier  officer  crawling  out  and 
staying  with  him  till  the  end. 

"  That  same  night  one  of  the  chaplains,  McCalman,  with 

great  courage  went  up  to  B with  a  cross,  hoping  to  bring  in 

the  body  and  bury  it.  Arrived  within  a  few  yards,  he  was  not 
allowed  to  go  further,  the  risk  being  too  great." 

The  little  notice  in  the  Morning  Post  when  Mr.  Peel's  death 
became  known  struck  me  as  very  charming.  The  writer  had 
instinctive  and  sympathetic  knowledge  of  the  soul-searching 
moments  when  men  are  going  into  battle.  I  feel  I  cannot  do 
better  than  quote  the  words  :  "  When  the  solemn  moments 
arrive  and  the  men  are  waiting  in  tense  and  poignant  expecta- 
tion, though  there  may  be  many  a  joke,  there  is  alway.i  a  great 


Revs.  Peel,  Gooderham  and  Beresford,  D.S.O.    237 

seriousness.  I  love  the  picture  painted  to  me  of  the  late  Maurice 
Peel,  chaplain  to  a  battalion  of  a  great  Welsh  Regiment.  As 
they  stood  in  the  trenches  waiting  for  the  attack,  that  peerless 
man  sent  messages  along  the  line  giving  them  the  great  courage 
of  purpose  .  .  .  his  last  message,  '  The  Padre  says,  Jesus  said, 
"  I  am  with  you  always,"  '  and  then  over  the  top  to  death  or 
glory,  and  among  the  dead  was  the  gallant  Padre." 

One  of  the  nicest  things  I  ever  heard  said  of  Mr.  Peel  was  that 
he  had  the  purity  of  heart  and  purity  of  life  of  a  good  woman. 

The  Rev.  I.  J.  R.  Briggs  Gooderham  is  yet  another  name  to 
add  to  the  list  of  the  younger  clergy  who  in  the  face  of  opposition 
carried  out  what  they  believed  to  be  their  duty  in  enlisting  in 
the  combatant  ranks.  From  the  commencement  of  hostilities 
Mr.  Gooderham  v/ished  to  take  his  share  of  the  fighting,  and 
embraced  the  first  opportunity  that  offered.  He  afterwards 
received  a  commission  and  was  in  charge  of  a  machine-gun 
section  at  the  time  of  his  death.  Before  the  war  he  was  a 
curate  at  Christ  Church,  Crouch  End.  The  young  men  of  his 
congregation  were  fired  by  his  example  and  many  also  enlisted. 

Mr.  Gooderham's  life  was  a  very  brief  flight  through  the 
world.  He  was  left  an  orphan  when  quite  a  small  boy,  and  was 
brought  up  by  relations.  His  first  school  was  at  Alnmouth,  a 
small  seaside  village  near  Alnwick.  Later  he  went  to  Durham 
School  and  then  on  to  Caius  College,  Cambridge,  followed  by 
the  Ripon  Theological  College,  and  was  ordained  in  1912.  His 
first  and  last  curacy  was  at  Crouch  End  in  the  North  of  London, 
where  he  worked  until  November,  1914,  when  he  enlisted.  In 
1915  he  was  given  a  commission  in  the  3rd  Royal  Irish  Regiment 
and  later  joined  a  Machine  Gun  Company,  and  in  October, 
1916,  went  to  France,  but  was  only  granted  a  very  little  while 
to  serve  his  country,  being  called  to  Higher  Service  on  December 
12,  1916. 

His  sister  says  he  was  not  a  sporting  parson  in  the  usual 
acceptance  of  the  term,  but  was  most  sporting  in  the  best  sense 
of  the  word,  as  he  gave  up  his  position  in  the  Church,  his  home, 
everything  to  join  the  army.  He  could  not  bear  to  sit  at  home 
and  let  others  fight  for  him. 

His  end  is  described  by  his  Commanding  Officer  to  the  aunt 
who  brought  him  up. 


238     Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

"  The  death,  which  was  caused  by  a  large  German  shell,  was 
unexpected,  as  German  shells  were  rare  in  that  part  of  the  line, 
so  his  last  days  were  quite  ordinary.  He  was  in  charge  of  th^  ee 
guns  and  had  just  been  round  them  and  was  talking  to  some  of 
his  men  and  brother-officers.  He  cannot  have  been  back  in  his 
dug-out  more  than  a  few  minutes  when  the  shell  came  which 
killed  him  and  his  servant  instantaneously.  Both  were  buried 
in  the  debris.  After  much  labour  we  managed  to  recover  both 
bodies,  and  they  have  been  buried  side  by  side  by  one  of  the 
Brigade  chaplains. 

"  The  death  of  so  promising  a  young  officer  was  a  great  blow 
to  us.  He  was  very  popular,  his  soldierly  and  cheerful  qualities 
being  much  appreciated,  and  you  have  our  sincere  sympathies 
in  your  loss  of  a  nephew  of  whom  you  may  well  be  proud." 

That  Mr.  Gooderham's  patriotism  was  approved  by  the 
people  he  had  worked  amongst  at  Crouch  End  is  vouched  for  by 
an  interesting  little  ceremony  that  took  place  in  the  vestry 
after  evening  service  on  January  10,  1915. 

Mr.  Gooderham  had  been  asked  to  attend  this  little  gathering, 
as  the  churchwardens  wished  to  present  him  with  a  remembrance 
from  his  friends  in  Crouch  End. 

Having  been  given  forty-eight  hours'  leave  for  the  occasion, 
he  arrived  in  the  vestry  for  the  first  time  as  a  soldier  of  the 
King,  having  travelled  up  from  Felixstowe  in  uniform.  No 
notice  of  the  meeting  had  been  given  except  in  church,  but  a 
whisper  had  got  abroad  and  the  gathering  was  a  representative 
one,  comprising  people  of  all  ages. 

The  vicar  spoke  a  few  kind  words,  saying  he  had  been  very 
fortunate  in  his  curates,  all  of  whom  had  possessed  distinctive 
qualities.  Mr.  Gooderham  had  made  but  a  brief  stay  at  Crouch 
End,  but  many  would  never  forget  him,  his  singleness  of  mind 
and  unvariable  amiability  being  particularly  attractive.  He 
trusted  his  late  curate  would  return  from  the  war  safe  and 
sound,  and  be  able  to  resume  his  career  as  a  minister  of  the 
Church  of  God.  Some  letters  were  read  that  had  come  from 
subscribers  to  the  parting  present,  which  was  a  pair  of  good 
field-glasses.  One  man,  who  had  been  a  contributor,  said  he 
had  never  met  anyone  who  came  so  near  to  his  conception  of  an 
ideal  Christian.  Many  said  their  thoughts  and  prayers  would 
follow  him. 


Revs.  Peel,  Gooderham  and  Beresford,  D.S.O.    239 

Mr.  Gooderham  was  naturally  pleased,  but  told  those  present 
he  did  not  recognise  himself  in  the  language  that  had  been  used, 
as  he  was  very  conscious  of  many  deficiencies.  There  would 
always  be  a  warm  place  in  his  heart  for  Christ  Church,  Crouch 
End,  and  he  hoped  to  meet  them  all  again  in  times  of  peace. 

The  Rev.  C.  J.  Sharp,  a  former  vicar  of  Christ  Church,  speaks 
of  Mr.  Gooderham's  character  as  one  of  delightful  frankness, 
and  that  he  was  liked  by  all  for  his  lack  of  professional  aloofness. 
'*  His  unconventionality  was  to  me  one  of  his  greatest  charms." 

Mr.  Sharp  was  with  him  once  when  a  lady  complained  of  not 
receiving  an  earlier  visit  from  the  clergy.  "  Why  did  you  not 
grouse  ?  "  replied  the  curate. 

Another  lady  he  told  that  he  did  not  visit  her  as  he  saw  her 
in  her  window  every  morning. 

Once  he  took  the  vicar's  place  at  a  United  Prayer  Meeting 
presided  over  by  the  Wesleyan  minister.  All  were  delighted 
with  the  address  and  prayers  of  the  curate  that  they  thought 
looked  little  more  than  a  boy. 

During  Mr.  Gooderham's  Cambridge  days,  when  studying 
theology  he  parted  with  some  of  the  beliefs  of  his  childhood, 
beliefs  still  treasured  in  many  pious  households,  especially 
amongst  those  who  do  not  reason.  He  chose  to  prepare  for 
ordination  under  the  guidance  of  Mr.  Major  at  Ripon.  He  was 
the  third  young  clergyman  who  was  trained  there  to  fall  in  the 
war. 

There  seem  to  have  been  quite  a  number  of  people  who 
predicted  Mr.  Gooderham  would  come  back  no  more  from  the 
front,  his  vicar  amongst  them.  Why,  I  do  not  know,  unless  the 
depressing  accounts  in  the  daily  papers  and  the  long  Roll  of 
Honour  lists  got  upon  their  nerves. 

It  was  some  time  after  enlisting  before  Mr.  Gooderham  went 
to  the  front.  At  first  he  was  on  the  East  Coast,  then  as  an 
officer  of  an  Irish  Regiment  at  Dublin.  He  was  there  when  the 
Easter  Rebellion  took  place,  waiting,  and  stationed  about  fifteen 
miles  out  of  Dublin  with  his  machine-guns  in  readiness  for 
immediate  action  should  it  prove  necessary,  as  the  rebels  were 
believed  to  be  in  some  strength  between  them  and  the  city. 

From  a  hill  near  they  watched  the  flames  which  told  them 
what  was  taking  place  in  Dublin.  He  must  have  been  longing 
to  turn  his  guns  on  to  those  responsible  for  those  flames. 


240      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

His  desire  to  see  some  active  service  was  gratified  at  last,  for 
directly  he  landed  in  France  he  went  into  the  firing-line,  where 
he  almost  at  once  met  his  death. 

In  a  letter  to  his  late  vicar  which  he  wrote  from  the  firing-line, 
he  spoke  of  Donald  Hankey,  whom  in  some  ways  he  resembled. 
He  had  been  reading  an  article  of  his  in  the  Spectator  entitled 
"  Do  not  Worry,"  which  he  thought  very  fine  and  true.  Like 
the  writer  of  whom  he  spoke,  he  was  without  fear  and  died  quite 
happily  and  cheerfully  at  his  post,  trusting  in  God's  mercy. 

It  is  heartbreaking  to  think  what  it  must  be  to  some  of  our 
boys  straight  out  from  home,  where  they  have  been  sheltered 
from  all  things  hurtful  and  unpleasant,  suddenly  plunged  into 
scenes  of  carnage,  bloody  human  shambles,  the  earth  rocking 
with  vibrations  of  the  ceaseless  guns,  the  bursting  of  shells  and 
the  cries  of  agony  all  around.  Small  wonder  that  it  turns  the 
brains  of  even  experienced  soldiers  who  have  been  in  many  a 
battle ;  but  hitherto  the  world  has  never  seen  battles  that  are 
now  the  daily  bill-of-fare  for  our  troops. 

A  letter  I  received  from  a  very  young  and  near  relation  of 
mine  in  1915,  written  from  one  of  those  stormed  trenches,  gives 
some  idea  of  what  our  boys  experience. 

"  No  one  place  is  safer  than  another  in  the  trench,  as  these 
great  shells  dig  out  the  entire  section  of  trench  they  hit,  and 
bury  everything  and  everyone  under  tons  of  earth.  At  the  end 
of  the  day  there  are  hundreds  of  yards  of  trench  that  could  only 
be  traced  in  the  ground.  Quite  early  in  the  day  my  pack  and 
equipment  were  blown  to  nothingness. 

"  So  the  endless  days  wear  on.  Survivors  rushing  to  the 
places  where  the  last  salvos  had  burst,  where  the  half-buried 
and  crushed  were  shrieking  hoarsely  for  help,  digging  frenziedly 
with  tools  and  hands  like  dogs,  in  their  efforts  to  release  the  men 
before  they  were  suffocated. 

"  If  you  found  legs  sticking  out  of  the  earth  you  pulled  at 
them  ;  if  there  was  any  response  you  tried  to  pull  them  out,  but 
if  they  made  none  you  presumed  they  were  dead,  and  dug 
where  you  could  be  some  use. 

"  An  oldish  grey-looking  man  near  me  who  had  been  quietly 
chuckling  to  himself  and  drawing  figures  in  the  mud  with  his 
finger,  suddenly  gave  yells  of  laughter  and  sprang  out  of  the 


Revs.  Peel,  Gooderham  and  Beresford,  D.S.O.    241 

trench  before  anyone  could  save  him.  He  ran  about,  jumping  and 
shouting,  until  he  fell  riddled  by  the  machine-guns  that  had  been 
sweeping  up  and  down  in  the  hopes  of  catching  unwary  heads. 

"  Just  before  that  I  had  to  tell  off  an  orderly  to  look  after  a 
man  whose  hand  had  been  shot  off,  who  was  trying  to  do  just 
the  same  thing. 

"  It  must  be  impossible  for  you  to  realise  how  people  can  lose 
their  control  like  this,  but  that  is  because  you  cannot  go  by  the 
standards  of  human  experience  that  held  before  the  war. 

"  These  things  are  quite  beyond  human  experience  of 
yesterday. 

"  It  is  an  extraordinary  sensation  to  feel  your  reason  totter- 
ing and  your  self-control  slipping.  It  is  a  real,  almost  physical, 
sensation.  You  feel  it  slipping  as  plainly  as  the  first  quickening 
glide  on  a  switchback  at  Earl's  Court,  and  the  effort  to  hold  on 
is  as  real  as  gripping  the  sides  of  the  car  as  it  plunges  forward. 

"  I  think  everyone  has  had  to  build  up  a  dual  personality. 
For  instance,  take  the  universal  phenomena  out  here  of  the  man 
who  at  home  would  certainly  not  have  made  a  hearty  meal  had 
it  been  served  to  him  in  a  well-stocked  mortuary,  but  because 
you  see  him  now  eating  jam  and  biscuit  amid  appalling  human 
wreckage,  it  does  not  mean  that  he  has  been  brutalised  ;  on  the 
contrary,  he  is  now,  and  for  always,  a  far  sadder  man  with  a 
vaster  capacity  for  human  pity  than  he  ever  knew  before. 

"  A  prolonged  bombardment  has  a  great  physical  effect,  too. 
Your  hands  become  slow  and  stiff  as  if  they  were  very  cold,  and 
you  become  slow  and  stupid.  If  you  see  two  or  three  men 
having  a  meal  together  afterwards  you  notice  this  at  once." 

Think  what  all  this  must  be  to  the  gentle  heart  and  mind  of 
a  man  who  could,  for  instance,  write  the  following  lines  to  one 
he  loved  when  in  those  ghastly  trenches  surrounded  with 
unutterable  things. 

I  love  thee  as  I  love  the  holiest  things, 

Like  perfect  poetry  and  angels'  wings, 

And  cleanliness  and  sacred  motherhood, 

And  all  things  simple,  sweetly  pure  and  good, 

I  love  thee  as  I  love  a  little  child, 

And  calves  and  kittens,  and  all  things  soft  and  mild, 

Things  that  I  want  to  cuddle  and  to  kiss 

And  stroke  and  play  with,  dear  !     I  love  you  Hke  this. 

And  best  of  all  I  love  thee  as  a  friend, 

A  fellow-seeker  of  a  mutual  end. 

R 


242      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

These  lines  were  written  by  Captain  Colwyn  Phillips  of  the 
Royal  Horse  Guards.  He  was  the  eldest  son  of  Lord  St.  David, 
and  he  was  killed  in  action  at  Ypres. 

It  is  not  without  parallel  in  this  war  for  a  country  curate  to 
become  a  commanding  officer  of  his  battalion,  or  a  D.S.O.,  and 
no  one  was  surprised,  though  all  were  glad,  when  Lieutenant- 
Colonel  the  Rev.  Percy  William  Beresford  was  awarded  that 
honour,  for  Beresfords  from  the  days  of  Agincourt  and  before 
that  have  been  famous  for  their  gallantry.     - 

What  the  exact  relation  was  between  Colonel  Beresford  and 
the  Waterfords  I  do  not  know,  but  his  sister  tells  me  they  belong 
to  the  elder  branch  of  that  family ;  the  late  Judge  William 
Beresford  was  his  grandfather.  By  my  brief  sketch  of  his  life 
it  will  be  seen  how  he  became  a  cleric  and  a  soldier. 

Rossel  School  and  Magdalen  College,  Oxford,  were  responsible 
for  his  education.  He  was  much  liked  at  both.  The  head- 
master of  his  school  described  him  as  a  boy  of  unusual  culture 
and  wider  reading  than  most.  Sir  Herbert  Warren  spoke 
warmly  of  his  life  and  influence,  and  especially  of  his  gentleness. 

When  at  Oxford  he  worked,  which  is  not  a  universal  habit  of 
university  students.  He  passed  well  in  classics  and  hoped  to 
take  Orders,  but  family  reasons  prevented  him  entering  the 
Church  at  that  time,  and  as  his  father's  health  was  failing  he 
entered  business,  which  was  most  distasteful  to  him  ;  his  heart 
was  set  on  the  Church.  Nevertheless,  he  found  time  to  do  some 
of  the  work  that  was  beckoning  him. 

During  his  meditations  at  Oxford  he  had  become  convinced 
of  a  great  truth  so  often  overlooked,  namely,  that  the  greatest 
good  may  be  done  to  the  greatest  number  by  influencing  the 
young,  more  especially  the  youths  of  our  country,  and  this  was 
the  great  work  of  his  life  which  he  never  for  a  moment  let  slip 
out  of  his  sight.  He  was  wise  enough  to  see  that  the  physical 
condition  of  young  men  is  largely  responsible  for  their  moral 
condition,  and  that  congenial  work  is  as  necessary  for  their  well- 
being  as  is  their  food.  With  this  in  view,  after  attending  to  his 
own  business  all  day,  he  collected  boys  and  held  classes  for  them 
at  night  and  on  holidays,  arranged  for  plenty  of  healthy  exercise, 
games  and  amusements,  during  which  his  influence  was  be- 
ginning to  bear  upon  them  imperceptibly,  and  they  preferred 


Revs.  Peel,  Gooderham  and  Beresford,  D.S.O.    243 

spending  an  evening  with  their  instructor  and  genial  friend  to 
standing  at  the  street  corners  with  their  hands  in  their  pockets 
hatching  mischief. 

The  influence  of  a  kind  and  judicious  friend  during  those 
impressionable  years  when  standing  at  the  cross-roads  with 
life's  finger-post  pointing  in  different  directions  is  incalculable 
and  may  bear  fruit  for  generations  to  come.  At  that  age  they 
can  be  taught  to  dislike  obscenity,  vulgarity,  and  excess  instead 
of  thinking  it  clever  and  manly. 

Splendid  though  he  was  as  a  soldier,  yet  it  is  for  his  work 
amongst  the  rising  generations  that  I  shall  always  remember 
him. 

As  an  employer  of  labour  when  in  business,  Beresford  also 
took  interest  in  the  lives  and  welfare  of  his  men.  In  con- 
sequence of  the  interest  he  took  in  their  social  matters  he  was 
asked  to  offer  himself  as  Councillor  at  Bermondsey. 

In  1902  he  went  to  live  at  Westerham,  in  Kent,  going  by  rail 
daily  to  his  work.  Here  again  he  interested  himself  in  the 
young  men  of  the  place  and  was  founder  of  the  Westerham 
Cadet  Corps,  the  first  parish  cadet  corps  in  the  country,  and  all 
his  spare  time  was  devoted  to  them. 

It  was  uphill  work  at  first.  Some  parents  would  not  allow 
their  sons  to  join.  They  feared  militarism,  and  disliked  "  new- 
fangled notions,"  but  they  were  counting  without  their  chicks. 
At  first  only  about  six  joined,  but  they  dribbled  in  by  degrees, 
bitten  with  the  idea  of  being  soldiers,  and  the  parents  had 
to  give  in,  and  very  glad  before  long  that  they  had  done  so 
when  they  saw  the  result  of  Beresford's  efforts,  their  sons  having 
both  physically  and  morally  improved. 

The  first  drill  was  on  Farley  Common,  and  the  different 
tone  of  the  boys  was  soon  noticeable.  They  became  smart, 
good-mannered,  and  respectful,  enjoying  the  training  and  looking 
forward  to  the  time  spent  with  their  instructor,  who  firmly 
believed  that  the  best  possible  training  and  moulding  of  their 
characters  would  be  a  military  one,  which  would  impress  upon 
them  the  ideas  of  patriotism,  the  duty  of  self-denial,  punctuality 
and  discipline,  all  of  which  help  to  build  up  fine  character  and 
conduce  to  efficiency  in  every  walk  of  life.  He  felt  strongly 
that  all  military  training  acted  as  a  sort  of  national  university. 

The  cadets  admired  and  respected  their  instructor ;    many 


244      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

regarded  him  as  their  best  friend,  and  each  cadet  who  has  gone 
out  to  face  the  world  has  carried  with  him  the  priceless  blessing 
of  the  influence  of  a  good  man  upon  his  life. 

It  has  always  seemed  to  me  that  the  shadows  we  cast  upon 
those  around  us  form  one  of  our  greatest  responsibilities. 

At  last,  in  1905,  the  wish  of  his  life  was  fulfilled  and  he  was 
ordained  by  the  Bishop  of  Rochester,  and  became  curate  to 
the  Rev.  Sydney  Le  Mesurier,  vicar  of  St.  Mary's,  Westerham, 
where  he  was  working  when  war  was  declared.  He  at  once 
volunteered  for  service  with  the  troops,  his  bishop  having 
"  gladly  welcomed  "  his  holding  his  commission  side  by  side 
with  Holy  Orders. 

Previously  he  had  held  a  commission  in  the  4th  Volunteer 
Battalion  of  the  Hants  Regiment,  and  was  at  the  time  when 
war  broke  out  captain  of  the  Cadet  Corps  ;  he  now  joined  the 
3rd  Battalion  of  the  London  Regiment. 

What  a  pity  more  bishops  have  not  "  gladly  welcomed  "  the 
patriotic  spirit  of  the  young  clergy  who  have  volunteered  to 
fight  for  right  and  to  enable  the  dignitaries  to  sit  at  home  in 
peace  !  The  prestige  of  the  Church  of  England  has  suffered 
through  the  action  of  some  of  its  authorities  preventing  clergy 
of  military  age  from  taking  their  share  of  warlike  activities. 
The  attitude  of  the  ecclesiastical  bigwigs  has  been  deplorable, 
and  if  they  knew  how  much  their  conduct  has  done  to  kill 
religious  feeling  in  our  hearts  it  would  surely  fill  them  with 
regret.  Not  all  the  precious  blood  of  the  brave  young  clergy 
who  have  lain  down  their  lives  can  ever  obliterate  the  harm 
that  has  been  done. 

Beresford  found  he  could  hold  services,  attend  to  the 
spiritual  needs  of  those  around  him,  and  still  be  a  man  and  a 
soldier.  His  previous  experience  and  his  keenness  made  his 
services  the  more  valuable. 

First  Beresford  was  sent  to  Malta,  then  France  and  Flanders. 
He  seemed  to  have  a  charmed  life,  living  through  three  years  of 
incessant  danger,  having  taken  part  in  the  battles  of  Neuve 
Chapelle,  Festubert,  the  Hohenzollern  Redoubt,  Bullecourt, 
Ypres,  Givenchy,  a  place  he  called  the  "  Duck's  Bill,"  wherever 
that  may  be — possibly  it  was  only  a  fancy  name  invented  by 
his  regiment,  for  I  do  not  remember  hearing  of  it  before— and 
Poelcapelle,  which  was  the  last,  on  October  26,  1917.     A  shell 


Revs.  Peel,  Gooderham  and  Beresford,  D.S.O.    245 

burst  close  beside  him  and  he  only  lived  a  few  minutes  after 
being  hit. 

He  had  not  passed  through  those  three  years  quite  un- 
scathed, having  been  wounded  on  April  24,  1915,  and  gassed 
in  September  of  the  same  year. 

After  the  April  wound  he  was  sent  home  from  hospital  to  be 
nursed.     Westerham  was  overjoyed  to  see  him  again. 

His  promotion  had  followed  quickly  on  his  arrival  at  the 
front,  and  when  he  died  he  was  a  Lieutenant-Colonel  and  had 
been  mentioned  in  despatches  twice.  It  was  at  Bullecourt  in 
March,  1917,  he  won  his  D.S.O. :  "  For  conspicuous  gallantry 
and  ability  in  command  of  his  battalion  during  heavy  enemy 
counter-attacks.  The  skill  with  which  he  handled  his  reserves 
was  of  the  utmost  assistance  to  the  division  on  his  right,  and  his 
determination  enabled  us  to  hold  on  to  an  almost  impossible 
position.  He  repulsed  three  counter-attacks  and  lost  heavily 
in  doing  so." 

The  assistance  referred  to  was  given  to  an  Australian 
Division.  A  most  appreciative  letter  was  written  by  the 
General  in  command  to  his  next-of-kin,  who  is  his  sister,  Miss 
Beresford,  but  it  is  put  away  amongst  other  precious  things  in 
the  bank  until  the  end  of  the  war,  so  I  am  unable  to  reproduce  it. 

The  Adjutant  of  his  battalion  was  present  when  Beresford 
was  mortally  wounded,  and  gives  a  graphic  picture  of  the  last 
scene  ;  and  so  does  Dr.  Maude,  who  was  in  the  same  regi- 
ment with  him.  When  Colonel  Beresford  was  hit  by  a  shell 
bursting  close  to  him,  he  turned  to  the  Adjutant  saying,  "  I'm 
finished — carry  on."  A  painful  pause  ;  then,  to  the  field-doctor 
who  went  to  see  what  could  be  done  for  him,  "  I'm  finished ; 
don't  bother  about  me,  attend  to  the  others."  A  smile  lit  up 
his  pale,  handsome,  and  still  boyish  face.  "  Look  after  my 
sister.  ..."  A  longer  pause,  and,  "  This  is  a  fine  death  for  a 
Beresford,"  and  he  was  gone. 

I  have  been  unable  to  get  many  particulars  of  this  time ; 
all  where  he  fell  are  fighting  for  their  lives,  and  ours,  and  much 
that  I  should  like  to  know  I  must  wait  for  until  happier  times. 

Dr.  Maude  writes,  "  His  work  as  a  commanding  officer  was 
extraordinary.  He  never  spared  himself,  and  though  he  worked 
his  officers  very  hard  they  adored  him.  It  was  a  pleasure  to  see 
the  terms  on  which  he  was  with  his  junior  officers.  ,  .  .  He  was 


246     sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

a  wonderful  man  and  a  great  soldier,  and  had  he  survived  he 
must  have  attained  high  command." 

All  remarked  upon  his  contempt  of  danger.  One  evening  he 
was  sitting  on  the  ground  of  another  Colonel's  dug-out  reading 
his  prayer-book,  when  a  piece  of  shell  landed  between  him  and 
his  friend,  striking  his  water-bottle.  He  went  on  reading  just 
the  same  without  moving,  somewhat  to  his  friend's  surprise. 
A  sergeant  accounts  for  this  coolness  in  a  letter  to  the  vicar  of 
St.  Mary's,  Westerham. 

"  Dear  Sir, 

"  Having  seen  a  photograph  and  a  notice  of  the 
late  Lieut. -Colonel  Beresford  in  the  daily  press  and  learnt  with 
deep  regret  of  his  death,  I  cannot  refrain  from  sending  to  his 
vicar  the  tribute  of  one  who  had  the  honour  to  serve  under  him 
as  a  non-commissioned  officer  and  who  loved  and  respe^ied  him 
a-;  a  gallant  Christian  gentleman. 

"  A  nobler  or  better  man  it  would  be  impossible  to  find 
among  many  good  and  noble  men.  A  soldier  every  inch.  I 
have  heard  the  men  discussing  his  coolness  under  fire  say,  '  It 
is  his  religion  that  makes  him  like  that.'  That  is  indeed  a 
tribute  from  men  who  themselves  gave  very  little  thought  to 
religious  matters  at  that  time. 

"  When  he  was  gassed  at  Loos  in  1915  he  was  back  to  the 
regiment  within  a  week,  and  I  was  present  at  a  Celebration  of 
Holy  Communion  at  which  he  officiated,  though  hardly  able  to 
speak. 

"  The  welfare  of  his  men  was  ever  near  his  heart.  I  do  not 
think  he  ever  thought  about  himself. 

"  Trusting  that  you  will  not  consider  this  letter  an  intrusion 
on  your  own  grief, 

"  I  am,  sir, 

"  Yours  very  faithfully, 

"  Harold  Keen. 
"  Lately  Coy.  Q.M.Sgt., 

"  l/3rd  London  Regiment." 

The  King  sent  a  letter  of  sjTnpathy  to  Miss  Beresford. 
dated  January  25,  1918. 

A  correspondent  sent  the  following  to  one  of  the  daily  papers, 
referring  to  Colonel  Beresford  : 


Revs.  Peel,  Gooderham  and  Beresford,  D.S.O.    247 

"  Seven  months  as  chaplain  in  the  regiment  of  which  he  was 
in  command  have  left  an  indelible  impression  upon  my  mind  of 
one  who  had  a  tremendous  sense  of  duty,  and  I  had  a  great 
admiration  for  his  personal  intrepidity,  his  passionate  love  for 
the  honour  of  his  regiment,  and  his  strenuous  life.  Yet  with  it 
all  was  his  sensibility  of  the  fact  that  he  was  a  priest  of  the 
Catholic  Church. 

"  His  personal  fearlessness  was  the  continued  astonishment 
and  anxiety  of  his  officers,  for  (though  bearing  already  two 
wound-stripes  on  his  arm)  he  never  showed  the  slightest  trace  of 
fear,  and  if  possible  preferred  to  walk  across  the  open  to  the 
trenches  rather  than  up  a  communication  trench.  I  have 
known  him  stand  on  the  facades  of  a  front  line  and  talk  to  his 
men.  It  is  surely  a  striking  fact  and  a  lesson  to  some  of  us  that 
he  always  found  time  to  say  Matins  and  Evensong,  and  would 
walk  miles  with  me  to  the  different  companies  on  Sunday." 

He  died  October  26,  aged  forty-two  years. 

Once  when  speaking  to  a  friend  not  far  from  where  he  fell, 
he  said,  "  People  so  often  attend  church  for  what  they  can 
get  out  of  it— a  good  sermon,  you  know,  or  good  music.  If  only 
they  came  to  give  instead  of  to  get !  You,  for  instance,  who 
complain  that  the  service  is  dull,  why  don't  you  take  something 
with  you  to  make  it  brighter — cheerfulness,  thankfulness, 
humility,  any  kind  of  virtue  would  help  ;  it  would  make  all  the 
difference  if  you  went  to  give  instead  of  to  get." 

Mr.  Le  Mesurier  in  the  Parish  Magazine,  soon  after  Colonel 
Beresford's  death,  spoke  tenderly  of  him.  He  felt  his  death  very 
much  and  liked  to  think  some  of  the  happiest  years  of  his  dead 
friend's  life  had  been  spent  with  him  in  Westerham.  Those 
years  numbered  fifteen — quite  a  slice  out  of  a  man's  life.  In 
the  magazine  the  vicar  said  Colonel  Beresford  was  the  "  soul  of 
honour." 

The  Bishop  of  Rochester  said,  "  Would  that  I  had  a 
Beresford  in  every  parish  in  the  diocese." 

This  soldier-priest,  a  D.S.O.  and  having  been  mentioned  in 
despatches,  lies  in  the  Gwalia  British  Cemetery  at  Elverdinghe, 
near  Poperinghe,  and  from  this  quiet  resting-place  there  comes 
across  the  sea  his  last  message,  "  Carry  on." 


Chapter  XVIII 

Father  Brindle  as  Army  Chaplain — His  Greatest  Friends — Homely  Expressions 
— The  Soldiers'  Boast— Who  did  the  Washing  ?— Father  Brindle  Captains 
a  Boat — Wins  a  Prize — Advice  to  the  Soldiers — How  they  Followed  it ! — 
The  Taube  Responsible — Father  Brindle  carries  Despatches — Saves  an 
Awkward  Situation — Discipline — Gordon  Memorial  Service — A  Special 
Prayer — Caton  Woodville's  Picture — Queen  Victoria  Disappointed — Men- 
tioned in  Despatches — Queen  Victoria  and  the  D.S.O. — With  Lord  Kit- 
chener in  Egypt — Commanding  a  Gun-boat — Many  Decorations — Father 
Brindle  becomes  Bishop  of  Nottingham — A  Letter  from  Kitchener — Letters 
of  Appreciation — The  Duke  of  Portland  and  Father  Brindle — A  Touching 
Prayer — A  Funeral  Pageant — The  Last  Post. 

FATHER  BRINDLE  was  the  most  famous  of  army  chap- 
lains and  the  first  to  receive  the  D.S.O.  for  heroic  conduct 
in  the  field,  at  Atbara  in  1898. 

Lord  Kitchener  was  a  warm  admirer  of  his,  and  they  died 
very  nearly  together  in  the  month  of  June,  the  younger  man 
going  first,  coffined  in  the  Hampshire,  Father  Brindle  passing 
peacefully  away  in  his  bed  very  shortly  after. 

Father  Brindle  loved  the  army,  and  amongst  his  greatest 
friends  were  Lord  Kitchener,  Lord  French,  Sir  Evelyn  Wood, 
V.C.,  and  Colonel  Kenna,  V.C. 

In  his  book,  "  From  Midshipman  to  Field-Marshal,"  Sir 
Evelyn  Wood  refers  several  times  to  his  old  friend,  and  always 
in  terms  of  appreciation  ;  while  Lord  Wolseley  used  to  say  that 
Father  Brindle  was  the  bravest  man  he  ever  met,  and  I  know  he 
tried  more  than  once  to  get  him  knighted  for  his  services  in  the 
Soudan. 

The  soldiers  loved  their  chaplain,  who  shared  all  their 
hardships  throughout  the  campaign,  insisting  on  marching 
every  inch  that  they  did  ;  a  pony  was  kept  exclusively  for  his 
use,  but  he  kept  it  only  for  the  sick  and  footsore. 

I  remember  him  in  Egypt  about  that  time,  and  he  certainly 
was  the  most  popular  man  in  the  expedition  that  went  to  rescue 
poor  Gordon.  I  believe,  as  a  matter  of  fact,  he  took  part  in 
nearly   all  the  operations   in   which  the  British  troops  were 


Father  Brindle,  D.S.O.  249 

engaged  from  1882  (when  he  was  the  first  chaplain  to  arrive  in 
Egypt)  to  1886  ;  and  again  from  1896  to  1899,  when  he  resigned 
his  chaplaincy.  Being  thin  and  aesthetic-looking,  the  soldiers 
used  to  marvel  at  all  their  Padre  could  do. 

I  think  this  delicate  look  stood  Father  Brindle  in  good  stead  ; 
the  men  felt  more  grateful  to  him  for  his  efforts  on  their  behalf 
than  they  would  have  done  to  a  big  robust-looking  man.  They 
thought  it  was  so  wonderful  the  way  he  marched  with  them, 
even  carrying  the  rifles  of  those  who  were  played  out,  and  they 
liked  the  homeliness  of  some  of  his  expressions. 

A  favourite  saying  of  his  was,  "  Do  your  duty  and  let  the 
rest  go  hang."  His  sporting  spirit  and  unselfishness  endeared 
him  to  all.  The  men  used  to  boast  that  the  Padre  had  marched 
with  them  all  the  way  from  Fort  Atbara  to  Omdurman.  After 
travelling  some  hundred  and  ten  miles,  Metammeh  was  reached. 
Khartoum  lay  a  hundred  miles  beyond,  but  neither  the  scorching 
sun  by  day  nor  the  frosts  at  night  deterred  him,  one  of  his 
convictions  being  that  the  functions  of  a  military  chaplain  were 
more  efficacious  when  discharged  by  example  than  by  any 
amount  of  preaching  or  precept. 

Smartness  hardly  seems  a  suitable  term  to  apply  to  a  Roman 
Catholic  priest,  yet  it  was  really  applicable  to  Father  Brindle. 
No  matter  the  time,  place,  or  work  to  be  done,  he  always 
appeared  clean  and  trim  ;  nobody  knew  how  he  managed  it,  and 
someone  whispered  that  he  did  his  own  laundry  work.  In 
camp  he  wore  white  uniform,  which  was  always  spotless.  When 
going  into  action  he  wore  ordinary  khaki ;  both  were  well-cut 
and  made. 

He  was  present  at  the  battles  outside  Suakin  in  1884,  and 
took  an  active  part  in  the  Nile  expedition.  At  the  request  of 
Lord  Wolseley  he  captained  one  of  the  boats  of  the  Royal  Irish 
Regiment,  and  won  the  prize  of  £100  for  that  regiment  offered 
by  Lord  Wolseley  to  the  first  boat  to  reach  the  end  of  the  river 
journey  with  the  smallest  relative  loss  of  supplies. 

General  Sir  Evelyn  Wood  described  Father  Brindle  on  this 
occasion  as  "  burnt  brown  with  the  sun,  face  and  hands  covered 
with  blisters,"  and  noticed  that  when  he  stepped  out  of  the 
boat  he  was  stiff  with  fatigue  from  pulling  against  the  fast- 
running  water. 

"  Father,  why  are  you  working  so  hard  ?  "  asked  the  General, 


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"  Oh,  to  encourage  them,"  was  the  reply. 

"  Any  result  ?  " 

"  Very  little." 

Sir  Evelyn  Wood  also  tells  a  story  about  a  sermon  Father 
Brindle  preached  in  the  desert  during  Lent.  Addressing  the 
men,  he  said  : 

"  Now,  my  men,  I  cannot  ask  you  while  here  on  service  to 
abstain,  but  you  might  do  something  which  would  be  pleasing 
to  the  Almighty  and  will  gratify  me— abstain  from  using  bad 
language." 

Looking  into  the  upturned  faces,  he  hoped  from  their 
sympathetic  expressions  that  he  had  effected  some  good. 

When  the  parade  was  over  he  stood  talking  for  a  few  minutes 
to  some  officers,  and  then  while  walking  behind  two  of  his 
recent  congregation,  who  had  evidently  not  heard  his  footsteps 
in  the  sand,  he  overheard  one  man  say  to  the  other,  "  I  say, 
Bill,  that  was  a  b -y  fine  sermon  the  Father  gave  us  !  " 

Which  reminds  me  of  a  Padre  in  Flanders  not  long  ago  who 
likewise  had  been  trying  to  stop  his  men  from  using  bad  and 
disgusting  language,  without  much  result.  But  one  day  when 
standing  amidst  a  group  of  men  who  had  been  offending  by  their 
language,  he  looked  up  at  a  Taube  overhead,  pointed  to  it  and 
said,  "  My  God,  look  at  that  b— — y  Taube." 

The  men  were  struck  dumb,  and  instead  of  looking  up  at  the 
Taube  stood  staring  at  the  Padre,  open-mouthed  with  surprise 
and  horror. 

"  Now,  my  men,"  said  the  Padre,  "  you  know  what  I  feel 
like  when  you  use  profane  and  disgusting  language." 

The  lesson  had  a  marvellous  effect. 

In  1886  Father  Brindle  was  present  at  the  battle  of  Ginnis, 
after  which  he  came  home  and  worked  for  ten  years  at  Col- 
chester and  Aldershot  amongst  the  soldiers.  When,  however, 
Lord  Kitchener  organised  his  expedition  to  Dongola,  he  re- 
quested Father  Brindle  to  join  the  expeditionary  force  ;  this  he 
was  delighted  to  do,  and  distinguished  himself  by  his  devotion 
to  the  sick  during  the  terrible  outbreak  of  cholera  that  year,  and 
during  the  long  wait  at  Sarras. 

At  Dongola  he  successfully  took  a  gun-boat  into  action. 

It  was  during  this  expedition  that  he  won  his  D.S.O.  Our 
troops  came  under  the  fire  of  some  of  our  own  guns,  so  that  it 


Father  Brindle,  D.S.O.  251 

became  necessary  to  send  the  gunners  an  order  to  prevent  them 
inflicting  further  casualties  on  our  own  men.  Father  Brindle 
took  this  order  to  them  across  open  ground  that  was  under  a 
heavy  fire  from  the  enemy,  and  was  thus  able  to  save  rather  an 
awkward  situation. 

Speaking  of  the  battle  of  Omdurman,  he  was  full  of  admira- 
tion of  the  skilful  generalship  and  tactics  of  the  British  com- 
mander, who  had  told  him  several  months  before  the  event  came 
to  pass  that  he  would  be  in  Khartoum  on  September  1st.  His 
arrangements  had  been  made  with  the  utmost  forethought,  and 
they  were  as  complete  as  skill  could  make  them.  He  considered 
the  organisation  at  Omdurman  wonderful,  and  said  : 

"  We  found  ourselves  lined  up,  British,  Egyptians,  and 
Soudanese,  numbering  20,000  men.  All  distances  had  been 
marked,  and  when  the  Khalifa's  men  charged  magnificently,  as 
they  did  at  the  first  blush  of  dawn,  we  knew  the  day  was 
Kitchener's." 

The  story  of  this  battle  has  been  told  many  times.  The 
beating  of  the  war-drums,  the  onrush  of  the  Dervishes,  how 
they  rode  to  the  attack  and  were  mown  down  as  they  advanced. 

In  the  advance  of  our  troops  Father  Brindle  was  in  the 
firing-line.  He  loved  in  his  own  quiet  and  convincing  way  to 
relate  the  incidents  of  this  victory. 

His  love  for  discipline  was  much  appreciated  by  Lord 
Kitchener,  for  not  only  did  he  impress  its  necessity  on  the  men, 
but  he  himself  gave  implicit  obedience  to  all  in  authority. 
Once  when  the  troops  were  making  a  forced  march  he  remained 
behind.  Lord  Kitchener  sent  for  him  and  asked,  "  Why  were 
you  not  there  ? "  receiving  the  reply,  "  Because,  sir,  I  re- 
ceived no  orders." 

After  the  final  wipe-out  of  the  Dervish  armies  there  came  the 
memorable  entrance  into  Khartoum  and  the  impressive  me- 
morial service.  No  one  realised  more  fully  than  Father  Brindle 
what  that  day  was  to  Lord  Kitchener  :  one  of  bitter  regret  at 
being  too  late,  and  intense  joy  and  gratification  at  having 
successfully  accomplished  his  task. 

Lord  Kitchener  felt  strangely  drawn  to  Father  Brindle  on 
this  occasion,  I  know,  and  was  grateful  for  his  tactful  sympathy. 

There  were  three  officiating  chaplains  at  the  Gordon 
Memorial  Service,  and  a  special  prayer  composed  by  Father 


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Brindle  for  the  occasion  was  recited  by  him,  and  was  printed  for 
distribution  by  Lord  Kitchener's  orders. 

Mr.  W.  G.  Stevens,  describing  the  service,  says,  "  Snow- 
haired  Father  Brindle,  best  beloved  of  priests,  laid  his  helmet  at 
his  feet  and  read  the  memorial  prayer  bare-headed  in  the  sun." 

Mr.  Caton  Woodville  painted  a  picture  of  the  religious 
service  in  the  ruins  of  Gordon's  palace,  where  every  stick  and 
stone  seemed  to  throb  with  painful  imaginings  of  poor  deserted 
Gordon's  despair. 

When  the  picture  was  shown  to  Queen  Victoria  she  remarked 
to  the  artist,  "  But  you  have  forgotten  the  clergymen  !  "  She 
evidently  expected  to  see  them  in  full  canonicals.  It  was 
explained  to  her  the  clerical  garments  were  not  forgotten,  and 
that  the  officiating  clergy  were  in  khaki,  each  one  being 
pointed  out  to  her. 

I  was  talking  to  a  near  relative  of  mine  a  short  time  ago 
about  the  Egyptian  campaign  and  Father  Brindle  ;  they  were 
both  toiling  up  the  Nile  at  the  same  time  and  knew  each  other 
well. 

He  spoke  of  the  priest's  charming  personality  and  what  an 
idol  he  was  of  the  soldiers,  the  amount  of  work  he  managed  to 
get  out  of  the  southern  Irishmen  who  then,  as  now,  were  "  agin 
all  law  and  order."  The  same  relative  told  me  that  when  they 
returned  to  Korti  after  the  desert  march  he  one  day  saw  what 
looked  like  a  battalion  parade  of  an  Irish  regiment  ;  on  making 
enquiries  he  was  informed  it  was  only  the  defaulters  who  had 
been  making  merry  on  their  return  to  civilisation.  In  those 
days  it  was  not  considered  bad  form  to  drink  too  much,  and  the 
regiment  had  only  been  doing  on  service  »vhat  they  were  accus- 
tomed to  doing  in  peace.  The  only  reason  I  refer  to  this  little 
incident,  which  cost  them  very  dear  and  is  an  old  story  now.  is 
because  of  the  astonishing  control  Father  Brindle  had  over  the 
men  ;  but  for  him  there  might  have  been  serious  trouble.  He 
understood  the  Irish  better  than  tho  majority  of  we  dull  Saxons. 

As  Father  Brindle  mounted  the  scale  of  the  hierarch};  he 
became  wonderfully  little  spoilt,  and  even  as  a  Bishop  his 
charm  of  manner  could  be  detected,  though  perhaps  of  a  slightly 
stiff er  bearing. 

Father  Brindle  was  mentioned  in  despatches  five  times,  and 
twice  promoted  for  war  service.     In  addition  to  hi ;  D.S,0.  he 


Father  Brindle,  D.S.O.  253 

won  an  array  of  British  and  Egyptian  medals  and  clasps,  as 
well  as  the  Turkish  order  of  the  Medjidie  and  Osmanieh  ;  he 
was,  moreover,  the  recipient  of  a  '.Good  Service  Pension,"  and 
would  have  had  the  grants  of  a  civil  C.B.,  but  this  could  not  be 
conferred  on  a  chaplain . 

Queen  Victoria  expressed  a  wish  that  he  should  not  wear  the 
distinctive  decoration  of  the  D.S.O.  until  she  had  herself 
personally  invested  him  with  it ;  he  therefore  received  the 
honour  at  her  hands. 

The  prayer-Vjook  for  Catholic  soldiers  which  has  been 
adopted  by  the  War  Office  was  compiled  for  them  by  Father 
Brindle,  who  was  at  their  side  during  the  two  fights  off  Kasassin, 
at  El-Teb  and  Tamai  in  1884,  up  the  Nile  with  them  in  1884-5, 
and  marched  across  the  Baynda  desert  to  Metemmeh  with  them, 
and  at  the  decisive  action  which  broke  the  Dervish  power  for 
the  time  being  at  Wady  Haifa. 

I  think  he  was  rather  proud  of  Lord  Kitchener's  faith  in 
him  when  putting  him  in  command  of  the  third  gun-boat,  which 
had  troops  on  board  struggling  up  the  Nile. 

It  will  be  interesting  to  Catholics  and  others  to  know 
what  all  the  brave  show  of  medals  on  Father  Brindle 's  breast 
are. 

The  British  War  Medal  for  Egypt,  1882,  with  three  clasps, 
i.e.,  Suakin,  1884,  El-Teb,  Tamai  and  the  Nile,  1884-5, 
Soudan,  1898. 

The  Turkish  order  of  the  Medjidie  (third  class)  and  the 
Osmanieh  (fourth  class). 

The  Egyptian  War  Medal,  1896-8,  with  three  clasps,  i.e., 
Haifa,  Atbara,  and  Khartoum. 

The  Khedival  Bronze  Star,  1882. 

On  the  morning  of  Tel-el-Kebir  Father  Brindle  was  lying  in 
hospital  with  English  cholera,  and  consequently  unable  to  be 
present  with  the  troops,  who  missed  his  cheering  presence. 

I  have  been  told  he  was  called  the  "  soul  of  the  regiment." 

In  1899  his  long  connection  with  the  army  ended,  and  he 
visited  Rome,  where  he  was  consecrated  Bishop  of  Hermopolis 
that  he  might  act  as  auxiliary  to  Cardinal  Vaughan,  who  was 
growing  rather  infirm.  Father  Brindle  acted  as  Bishop  Auxiliary 
of  Westminster  until  1901,  when  he  was  translated  to 
Nottingham. 


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During  the  time  of  his  episcopate  the  Bishop  did  not  appear 
much  before  the  pubUc,  but  at  King  Edward's  special  request  he 
instructed  Princess  Ena  for  the  change  of  creed  necessary  on  her 
marriage  with  King  Alfonso. 

None  will  wish  to  deny  that  Father  Brindle  was  an  ornament 
to  his  profession,  an  earnest  servant  of  his  Church,  a  man  with 
sporting  instincts  that  appealed  to  the  soldiers,  who  hke  men 
who  play  the  game.  His  manner  was  cheerful  but  dignified : 
a  thorough  Englishman,  not  entirely  without  some  of  our 
English  prejudices,  which,  however,  in  no  way  detracted  from 
his  lovable  character. 

Some  of  the  letters  received  after  retiring  from  service  with 
the  army  speak  of  the  feeling  entertained  by  the  writers  for  him. 
One  from  Lord  Kitchener  when  staying  at  Combe,  in  Honiton, 
dated  October  2nd,  runs  : 

"  My  Dear  Father, 

"  I  like  this  form  of  address  better  than  your  exalted 
title  of  Bishop.  I  wonder  you  did  not  excommunicate  the  War 
Office  and  its  contents,  including  the  staff  that  now  rules  there ; 
perhaps  you  had  not  a  bell,  book,  and  candle  with  you  and  only 
murmured  the  formula. 

"As  an  Irishman  I  much  wish  I  could  come  and  see  your 
Irish  friends,  but  it  is  a  far  cry  to  Liverpool.  Next  time  I  stay 
at  Knowsley,  which  I  do  sometimes,  I  will  see  what  can  be 
done. 

"  I  often  look  back  in  memory  to  the  old  Soudan  days  when 
you  used  to  lead  the  troops  across  the  desert,  and  wish  those 
days  back  again. 

"  I  am  shortly  going  back  to  Khartoum  and  to  shoot  up  the 
White  Nile. 

"  I  was  delighted  to  get  your  letter  and  to  feel  that  you  still 
have  a  kindly  remembrance  of  your  old  friend.  Kitchener." 

This  letter  shows  the  affectionate  side  of  Lord  Kitchener's 
character,  which  many  people  thought  did  not  exist.  In  a 
measure  he  was  a  hard  man,  and  yet  I  have  more  than  once  seen 
that  cold  frigid  manner  put  on  when  he  was  feeling  very 
much. 

I  remember  seeing  him  walk  down  a  room  full  of  people  wait- 
ing to  shake  hands  and  congratulate  him  after  his  success  and 


Father  Brindle,  D.S.O.  255 

i-eturn  from  Khartoum.  He  walked  down  the  whole  length  of 
that  big  room  like  a  wooden  image,  shaking  hands  with  first  one 
and  then  another,  a  cold  fixed  glitter  in  his  eyes,  and  never  a 
smile.  Many  thought  him  ungracious,  some  even  declared  he 
was  rude  and  ungrateful  and  were  sorry  they  had  bothered  to 
come  and  greet  him.  He  did  not  even  turn  and  say  something 
gracious,  as  I  hoped  he  might,  when  the  end  of  the  room  was 
reached  ;   but  I  knew  he  was  feeling  intensely. 

When  he  was  holding  himself  hard,  either  in  pleasure  or 
pain,  he  used  to  turn  colour.  I  have  known  one  other  man  do 
exactly  the  same.  Both  used  to  set  their  mouths  tight  and  turn 
a  pale  green-grey,  and  my  heart  has  ached  for  these  men. 

Part  of  another  letter  from  a  Government  official  is  in- 
teresting : 

"  I  have  still  got  as  one  of  my  most  treasured  mementos  of 
the  Soudan  campaign  a  copy  of  your  prayer  at  Gordon's 
memorial  service  which  you  wrote  out  for  me. 

"  Do  you  remember  when  you  walked  from  Gatacre's  camp 
to  the  Atbara  to  a  dying  man  in  hospital  ?  I  wonder  if  those 
now  under  you  will  ever  know  what  you  have  done  for  the 
British  soldier." 

A  stranger  wrote  to  the  Bishop  as  late  as  April,  1915, 
referring  to  the  prayer  : 

"  I  never  read  the  words  but  there  is  a  gulp  in  my 
throat.  .  .  ." 

How  well  we  can  understand  the  pleasure  these  letters 
brought  to  the  old  priest,  how  he  would  read  and  re-read  every 
word,  living  again  in  mind,  those  stirring  times. 

One  or  two  other  letters  referring  to  the  old  soldiering  days 
are  worth  notice.     One  is  from  the  "  boots  "  at  the  Crown  Hotel : 

"  Dear  Sir, 

"  Reading  in  the  paper  about  your  juberlee,  I  has 
one  of  the  men  who  went  through  the  Soudan  campaign  with 
you  and  used  to  attend  your  Sunday  evening  services.  I 
thought  you  would  like  to  hear  from  any  of  ours,  for  you  always 
had  a  kind  word  for  any  of  us  and  if  you  remember  you  gave  us 
a  little  book  as  a  present  and  I  cherish  that  book  for  you  was 
good  to  us  all,  it  did  not  matter  whether  we  were  Church  of 


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England,  or  Roman  Catholics,  and  I  hope  God  will  bless  and 
keep  you  in  good  health  for  a  good  many  years  to  come  and  we 
all  loved  you. 

"  I  remain,  one  of  the  late  1st  Royal  Warwickshire  Regiment, 
at  present  Boots  at  the  Crown  Hotel.  .  .  ." 

Again,  from  a  retired  Renter's  war  correspondent  : 
"It  is  now  some  years  since  we  met  at  the  battle  of 
Tamai,  when  we  tried  so  hard  to  obtain  a  few  winks  of  sleep  in 
an  ambulance  wagon  which  was  riddled  from  top  to  bottom, 
which  disturbed  much  our  comfort  and  efforts  to  sleep.  I  then 
assisted  you  in  helping  to  relieve  the  awful  sufferings  of  the 
wounded.  ..." 

One  more  old  soldier's  letter  I  would  like  to  quote. 

"  Your  Holiness, 

"  I  trust  you  will  excuse  me  writing  to  you  in  this 
manner.  I  am  an  old  soldier  of  the  Seaforth  Highlanders,  and 
served  with  you  in  the  Soudan  campaign  in  1898.  I  was 
reading  in  the  Nottingham  Guardian  of  the  prize  distribution  of 
the  Robin  Hoods,  and  I  saw  a  face  sitting  on  the  left  of  the 
Mayor  that  I  remembered  having  seen  in  the  desert. 

"  My  mind  went  back  to  that  solitary  figure  marching  in 
front  of  the  British  fighting  square,  the  only  man  outside  the 
square  except  the  colour  party,  and  that  was  Father  Brindle, 
D.S.O. 

"  I  have  taken  the  liberty  of  writing  to  ask  the  favour  of  one 
of  your  photographs  to  keep  in  remembrance  of  you. 

"  I  have  seen  a  good  deal  of  warfare,  like  yourself,  have  four 
war  medals  and  eight  clasps,  and  am  very  much  interested  in 
old  veterans. 

"  I  am  now  the  store-keeper  at  the Coal  and  Iron 

Company.  .  .  ." 

When  failing  health  obliged  Father  Brindle  to  give  up  active 
work  and  retire  from  the  See  of  Nottingham,  he  went  to  Mount 
St.  Stephens  College,  near  Sheffield,  in  which  he  had  always 
been  interested,  and  there  he  ended  his  days,  becoming  entirely 
an  invalid  in  March,  1916,  and  dying  in  June  of  the  same  year. 

Shortly  before  leaving  Nottingham,  amongst  the  many 
letters  in  his  post-bag  was  one  from  the  Duke  of  Portland,  from 


Father  Brindle,  D.S.O.  257 

Welbeck  Abbey,  dated  January  30,  1916,  in  which  he  said 
how  sorry  he  was  to  hear  that  the  Bishop  was  rehnquishing  his 
high  office  in  Nottingham,  adding,  "  Though  I  know  I  am 
unworthy  to  say  it,  yet  I  should  hke  to  tell  you  that  I  am  sure 
you  are  immensely  respected  and  admired  as  a  man,  a  priest,  and 
a  soldier.  ...  I  hope  you  will  forgive  me  for  venturing  to 
express  my  feelings." 

When  Sir  Evelyn  Wood  heard  of  Father  Brindle's  illness  he 
at  once  wrote  asking  to  be  kept  informed  of  his  condition. 

There  were  many  more  letters  of  interest,  all  couched  in  the 
same  kindly  strain.  It  is  refreshing  to  find  that  occasionally 
the  good  works  of  individuals  are  recognised  during  thdr 
lifetime. 

After  Bishop  Brindle's  death  rather  a  touching  little  prayer 
was  found  written  on  the  back  of  one  of  his  old  envelopes  : 

Dear  Lord  !  You  are  my  guest  to-day, 

And  love  has  made  me  bold, 
So  kneeling  at  Your  feet  I  pray  : 

Give  me  not  years,  not  gems,  not  gold, 
Not  honour,  fame,  nor  earthly  praise, 

Not  lengthened  years — but  fill 
My  heart  with  one  desire — always 

To  do,  dear  Lord,  Thy  Will. 

The  funeral  was  a  great  pageant.  Not  before  in  England 
had  a  soldier  funeral  been  given  to  a  Bishop.     It  was  impressive. 

The  body  was  conveyed  by  train  from  St.  Mary's  College  to 
Nottingham  and  there  transferred  from  it  to  a  gun-carriage  by 
eight  non-commissioned  officers.  Six  horses  mounted  by  men 
of  the  Royal  Engineers  drew  the  gun-carriage  through  a  mile  of 
mourners.  This  was  followed  by  three  hundred  men  of  the 
Yorkshire  Light  Infantry  and  other  regiments,  one  hundred 
and  sixty  cadets  from  Mount  St.  Mary's  College,  a  band  with 
draped  drums,  boy  scouts,  and  mounted  police. 

When  this  procession  reached  the  Cathedral  the  coffin  was 
carried  into  its  dimness  and  placed  facing  the  High  Altar  on  a 
catafalque  of  purple  and  gold,  bearing  the  dead  man's  coat-of- 
arms. 

A  Guard  of  Honour  was  provided  by  the  older  cadets  of 
Mount  St.  Mary's  College.  They  stood  with  reversed  arms  at 
the  four  points  of  the  catafalque.     On  the  coffin,  draped  with 

s 


258      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

the  Union  Jack,  lay  the  Bishop's  mitre,  his  war  medals  and 
decorations,  including  the  D.S.O. 

Dr.  Bourne,  the  Cardinal  Archbishop,  in  his  scarlet  robes  and 
archiepiscopal  mitre,  gave  emphasis  to  the  ceremony.  He  was 
supported  by  a  number  of  Bishops,  including  the  Rector  of  the 
English  College  at  Rome,  numerous  Canons  and  other  officiating 
clergy  all  taking  their  places  at  the  High  Altar. 

The  Requiem  Mass  was  sung  and  the  solemn  ritual  cul- 
minated in  the  giving  of  the  absolutions,  the  sprinkling  and 
incensing  one  by  one  of  the  Bishops,  and  lastly  with  deep 
impression  by  the  Cardinal  himself. 

The  music  ceased — and  in  sharp  contrast,  tearing  the  wings 
from  our  emotions  and  bringing  us  back  to  earth,  with  a  crash 
the  buglers  sounded  the  Last  Post. 

After  the  service  many  thousands  of  people  passed  the  bier 
to  pay  their  respects  to  a  much-loved  priest. 

Later  in  the  day  the  body  was  lowered  into  the  crypt  of  the 
Cathedral. 


The   RIGHT   REV.   BISHOP   BRINDLE,   D.S.O. 

[Fact II (J  p.  258. 


•1^^^ 

JS3S*— ' 


MAJOR    WILLIAM    MACKENZIE,    M.C. 

SALVATION  AHMY   CHAPLAIN   TU  Al  STKALIAN   TROOPS 


Faciiii)  ij.  -209.] 


Chapter  XIX 

Caring  for  Spiritual  Needs — The  Salvation  Anny — Miss  Booth  at  the  Front — 
War  Office  Recognition — Chaplain  Mackenzie  and  Chaplain  Green — With 
Australian  Contingent — Waiting  for  Orders — Hells  in  Egypt — Captain 
Mac's  Endeavours — Off  to  Gallipoli — Constantinople  or  Loos — Some 
Printed  Leaflets — Grit,  Guts,  and  Gumption — A  Husbandy  Letter — The 
Chaplain's  Post-Bag — Distracted  Parents — Missing  Son — A  Poet  Baker — 
Broken-Hearted  Sergeant — A  Joke  in  Hospital — Salvationists'  Huts — 
Eggs  and  Tea — Vigorous  Prayer  Meetings — "When  the  Devil  was  Sick" — 
Unspeakable  Horrors — Letters  from  Home — "  I  Die  quite  Happy  " — A 
Military  Cemetery — Wondrous  Tommies — Chaplain  Mackenzie  breaks 
Down — An  Inspired  Being — Lord  French  on  Salvation  Army — Lord  Derby's 
Thanks — Admiral  Jellicoe's  Tribute — General  and  Mrs.  Booth  in  India — 
Father  Bergin  at  the  Point  of  the  Bayonet — On  the  Eve  of  Battle — A 
German  Pill-Box — A  Bursting  Shell — Father  Bergin  Killed — A  Quiet  Comer 
in  Renninghelst. 

THE  spiritual  needs  of  the  army  have  been  well  catered  for 
in  this  war  as  compared  with  previous  campaigns  ;  the 
proximity  of  one  of  the  war  zones  has  made  it  com- 
paratively easy  for  all  denominations  to  be  in  touch  with  their 
followers. 

The  Salvation  Army,  that  in  its  early  days  was  so  much 
ridiculed,  has  been  well  represented  ;  their  ranks  and  titles  make 
it  rather  confusing  to  the  uninitiated,  as  both  sexes  are  Cap- 
tains, Majors,  Adjutants,  etc.  Miss  Booth,  granddaughter  of 
the  founder  of  the  army,  is  "  Adjutant,"  and  now  out  at  the 
front  in  France.  Their  chaplains  are  not  ordained  and  they 
have  no  sacraments,  but  they  do  fine  work,  and  more  than  once 
during  this  war  have  administered  the  Holy  Communion  to 
dying  men. 

The  Australian  Government  were  the  first  to  recognise  the 
work  of  the  Salvation  Army  to  the  extent  of  appointing  their 
officers  as  chaplains  on  an  equal  footing  with  the  chaplains  of 
the  Church  of  England  and  other  recognised  denominations. 
A  little  later  the  New  Zealand  and  the  Canadian  authorities 
followed  suit  ;  still  later  the  United  States  authorities  ;  last  of 
all  the  British  War  Office  has  recognised  them,  and  as  I  write 


26o      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

the  first  duly  accredited  and  officially  appointed  officer  chaplains 
are  preparing  to  join  the  troops  in  France,  and  they  hope  to  go 
to  the  Eastern  Mediterranean. 

Two  of  their  chaplains  that  I  know  of  have  been  awarded 
the  Military  Cross  for  general  devoted  service  rather  than  for 
any  special  act  of  gallantry.  Captain  Chaplain  Green,  at 
present  attached  to  the  headquarters  of  the  New  Zealand  troops 
in  London,  was,  I  believe,  the  first  of  the  Salvationists  to  receive 
that  distinction  while  in  Gallipoli. 

The  other  chaplain,  Captain  Mackenzie,  came  over  with  the 
first  contingent  of  Australians  and  has  by  them  been  christened 
"  Captain  Mac."  Yet  he  is  not  an  Australian,  though  he 
passionately  loves  them  all ;  but,  as  may  be  gathered  from  his 
name,  he  is  Scotch  and  is  proud  of  his  Highland  blood  and  the 
piety  of  his  ancestors. 

In  his  early  youth  he  had  wished  to  enlist  in  the  Seaforth 
Highlanders,  but  instead  was  taken  to  Australia,  where  by  his 
energy  and  push  he  soon  found  firm  foothold.  He  was  deter- 
mined to  get  on,  and  quickly  began  to  do  so,  but  Scotland  was 
far  away  and  the  piety  of  his  ancestors  a  thing  of  the  past.  His 
idea  at  this  time  was  all  self  and  push  ;  he  meant  to  make 
money  and  get  on  in  the  world-  nothing  else  mattered. 

Suddenly  all  his  ideals  and  theories  were  upset  and  became 
things  of  naught ;  self  and  worldly  fame  lost  all  value  in  his 
eyes.  The  Salvation  Army  was  responsible  for  this.  It  so 
happened  that  what  I  presume  they  would  call  a  battalion  of 
them  were  visiting  the  place  where  Mackenzie  was  working  ; 
their  earnestness  appealed  to  him,  he  became  interested,  and 
arrived  at  the  conclusion,  after  a  certain  amount  of  spiritual 
wrestling,  that  there  was  better  work  waiting  for  him  than 
money-making  and  self-advancement.  He  had  discovered 
hidden  away  in  the  lumber-room  of  his  heart  a  precious  thing 
that  every  man  possesses  without  perhaps  being  aware  of  it 
until  something  happens  to  bring  it  to  light— namely,  his 
religion.  The  Salvationists  having  helped  him  to  find  it,  he 
naturally  thought  he  would  like  to  join  them  and  help  others  in 
the  same  way. 

When  war  broke  out  he  signed  on  as  a  chaplain.  At  that 
time  he  was  a  big  strong  man  with  a  huge  voice  and  abrupt 
manner  wliich,  however,  covers  a  kind  and  gentle  heart.     The 


Chaplain  Mackenzie,  Salvation  Army      261 

Anzacs  are  fond  and  proud  of  him.  Every  Australian  you  meet 
will  in  course  of  conversation  tell  you  two  things — his  admiration 
for  Captain  Mac  and  his  yearning  to  return  home  to  Australia ; 
but  not  until  they  have  done  what  they  came  for,  not  until 
they  have  had  their  whack  ! 

Poor  souls  !  they  had  that  in  Gallipoli,  where  they  faced 
death  with  such  sublime  courage  and  won  for  themselves 
undying  glory  out  of  that  tragic  failure. 

While  waiting  in  Egypt  for  orders  before  proceeding  to  the 
Dardanelles,  the  Australians  found  the  truth  of  the  old  adage 
that  Satan  finds  mischief  for  idle  hands  to  do.  The  mischief  in 
this  instance  lay  in  the  horrible  dens  which  abound  in  the  East, 
where  drink  of  a  most  poisonous  kind  and  vice  walk  hand-in- 
hand— veritable  hells.  In  the  first  instance  the  soldiers  were 
only  in  search  of  amusement  to  pass  the  time  away  ;  then  the 
drink  and  the  amusements  provided  began  to  fascinate  them. 
Captain  Mac  tried  hard  to  dissuade  the  men  from  visiting  these 
places,  where  the  scenes  were  degrading  and  the  drink  poisonous, 
but  occasionally  they  would  slip  away,  only  to  be  quickly 
followed  by  Captain  Mac.  To  one  he  would  say,  "  Come  away, 
lad  ;  what  would  your  mother  say  if  she  could  see  you  ?  "  To 
another,  "  Be  a  man  and  come  out  of  this.  How  will  you  ever 
face  your  sweetheart  again  ?  " 

Not  content  with  this,  he  went  to  the  authorities  and  asked 
if  nothing  could  be  done  to  prevent  the  fine  healthy  lads  coming 
to  fight  for  the  Mother  Country  from  being  led  into  such 
temptation.  Thanks  to  Captain  Mac,  much  has  been  done, 
not  only  for  the  troops  but  for  Egypt  also. 

At  last  the  joyful  orders  came  and  they  moved  on  to  Galli- 
poli. The  men  were  all  eager  for  a  fight ;  plenty  was  awaiting 
them.  It  hardly  bears  thinking  about.  Captain  Mac  was  by 
their  side  through  it  all,  with  the  fighting,  with  the  dying,  and 
once  or  twice  I  have  heard  that  when  the  Turks  became  too 
pressing  he  had  something  to  say  to  them  himself. 

There  were  calls  for  Mac  everywhere  from  the  Anzacs. 
They  admired  him  for  his  strength,  endurance,  and  almost 
womanly  tenderness.  They  attended  his  services,  repeating 
the  prayers  after  him  word  for  word,  singing  his  hymns,  and 
many  of  them  dying  in  his  arms,  mingling  their  tears  and  sweat 
with  his.     They  listened  for  his  encouragement  when  storming 


262      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

the  heights,  and  turned  to  him  for  sympathy  when  told  that  what 
they  had  won  at  such  a  cost  had  to  be  given  up  again. 

The  news  that  all  had  to  evacuate  came  as  a  bombshell,  and 
many  were  the  curses  on  civilian-controlled  campaigning.  They 
did  not  know  then  that  a  new  plan  had  dawned  upon  the 
authorities  and  its  name  was  Loos  !  It  had  been  a  toss-up 
between  Constantinople  and  Loos,  and  the  latter  had  won. 
The  first  to  evacuate  were  the  Irish  and  French  divisions  to 
Salonika.  It  is  old  history  now,  therefore  I  presume  there  can 
be  no  harm  in  referring  to  the  curious  fact  that  the  Turks  did 
not  interfere  in  any  way  with  the  evacuation  of  these  divisions 
with  the  exception  of  dropping  proclamations  at  9  o'clock  next 
morning  to  tell  the  native  regiments  that  they  were  being  left 
behind  by  their  white  comrades  to  have  their  throats  cut.  What 
makes  this  so  interesting  is  that  the  Turks  must  surely  have 
been  printing  their  leaflets  during  the  time  the  evacuation  was 
in  progress,  and  it  throws  some  light  on  the  complaisance  they 
showed  during  the  subsequent  evacuations. 

I  have  some  interesting  letters  dealing  with  that  time,  but 
they  had  better  stay  in  the  dark  for  the  present,  though  it  is 
difficult  to  see  how^  what  happened  three  years  ago  can  now  be 
prejudicial.     It  is  all  part  of  a  very  bitter  and  ignominious  past. 

The  much-grieved  Australians  and  their  Captain  Mac  now 
went  to  France,  having  tasted  both  victory  and  bitterness 
together. 

To  my  mind  Captain  Mackenzie's  most  charming  attribute 
was  his  passionate  love  and  admiration  for  the  Australians, 
whom  he  describes  as  "not  merely  big  men,  but  men  with 
brains,  who,  though  they  slouch  about  when  there  is  nothing  to 
do,  are  altogether  different  when  any  business  has  to  be  carried 
through.  I  am  sorry  for  those  who  get  in  the  way  then,  for 
nothing  stops  them  but  death.  Tell  them  there  is  a  difficult 
job  for  them  to  see  through,  then  they  are  all  the  three  big 
'  G's  '  put  together,  as  I  heard  someone  express  it :  Grit,  Guts, 
and  Gumption.     Oh,  they  are  princes — men — great  !  " 

He  says  he  loves  every  mother's  son  of  them,  and  feels  it  a 
privilege  to  be  able  to  do  anything  for  them  ;  their  courage  is  so 
supreme  no  one  could  help  loving  them.  Nerve-shattering 
shells,  thundering  guns,  mud,  snow,  rain,  or  general  wretchedness 
cannot  make  them  other  than  cheerful. 


Chaplain  Mackenzie,  Salvation  Army      263 

It  is  easy  to  understand  Mackenzie's  exaltation.  He  must 
be  proud  even  to  be  of  the  same  sex.  He  loves  to  wait  on  them, 
do  little  things  for  them.  I  have  heard  from  others  what  some 
of  those  "  little  things  "  consist  of.  He  has  been  known  to  walk 
many  miles  at  the  end  of  a  heavy  day's  work  to  carry  letters  of 
importance  for  the  wounded,  or  fetch  some  delicacy  for  a 
patient  in  hospital. 

The  letter-writing  for  the  men  is  quite  a  formidable  under- 
taking by  itself.  One  of  the  chaplains — I  think  it  was  Captain 
Mac — was  asked  to  write  "  a  real  nice  husbandy  letter  "  to  a 
man's  wife  ! 

Besides  the  outgoing  post  the  chaplain's  incoming  bag  is 
generally  a  heavy  one ;  everybody  feels  they  can  fly  to  him  for 
help.     Here  are  a  few  requests  to  be  attended  to  in  one  day's 
post.     An  Australian  mother  writes  that  she  and  her  son  have 
had  a  bit  of  a  difference  ;  will  the  chaplain  be  kind  enough  to  talk 
to  the  young  man  ?     Another  letter  from  distracted  parents 
asks  him  to  tell  them  where  their  son  is  laid,  and  will  he  take  a 
snapshot  of  the  grave  and  send  it  to  them  ?     A  third  has  heard 
nothing  of  their  only  son  for  a  long  time  ;  will  the  chaplain  try 
and  find  him  ?     It  would  be  very  easy  to  answer  all  these  with 
a  few  strokes  of  the  pen,  pointing  out  that  amidst  the  hundreds 
and  thousands  of  killed  and  missing  it  would  not  be  possible  to 
carry  out  their  wishes.     Instead  of  this  they  take  the  utmost 
pains  (most  of  them)  to  do  all  they  are  asked.     One  of  the 
Salvationist  chaplains — I  am  not  sure  whether  it  was  Captain 
Mackenzie  or  another — diligently  searched  for  the  missing  boy, 
and  after  considerable  trouble  found  him  in  hospital ,  where  he 
was  very  comfortable  and  well  looked  after.     It  so  happened 
that  it  was  his  nineteenth  birthday,  and  being  a  favourite  with 
the  nurses  and  the  doctors,  a  variety  of  little  presents  were 
around  his  bed — flowers,  fruit,  and  other  little  tokens  likely  to 
please  and  cheer  him  ;    but  the  chaplain  was  glad  the  parents 
could  not  see  their  boy,  for  he  was  terribly  disfigured  and  had 
been  wounded  in  seventeen  places.     When  first  he  was  hit  he 
implored   his   mate   to   shoot   him   and   put    him   out   of  his 
agony. 

A  letter  was  sent  that  very  day  to  the  parents  giving  the 
consoling  news  that  their  son  had  been  found,  was  in  hospital 
doing  well,  and  a  favourite  with  everybody.     Even  the  hospital 


264      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

cook  had  been  moved  into  making  him  a  special  cake,  on  the 
top  of  which  in  icing-sugar  was  the  following  choice  poem  : 

Private  Bunker 
Wasn't  a  funker 
But  was  a  hero. 

When  the  chaplain  asked  the  patient  if  there  was  anything 
he  wanted  the  youth  replied,  "  Yes,  sir,  I  want  some  ginger-ale." 
Unfortunately  there  was  none  to  be  had  anywhere  near,  but  the 
chaplain  trudged  through  miles  of  mud  and  got  some  for  him. 

The  chaplains  often  have  to  do  the  censoring  of  the  letters, 
and  Captain  Mac  did  his  share.  He  noticed  what  several 
others  have  told  me,  namely,  that  there  are  very  few  in  which 
religion  is  not  mentioned  in  some  form  or  other. 

The  Colonel  commanding  the  Salvation  Army  headquarters 
has  given  me  some  delightful  stories  of  the  workings  of  their  army 
and  their  chaplains.  Stories  of  the  terrible  mud  through  which 
the  men  often  had  to  wade  when  returning  to  billets  :  terrible 
sticky  mud  in  which  tired,  spent  men  have  sunk  up  to  their 
armpits  and  died.  Captain  Mackenzie  used  to  go  out  and  meet 
them,  to  cheer  and  if  possible  to  help  them  in . 

The  men  often  begged  him  not  to  expose  himself  to  danger 
when  not  obligatory.  He  replied,  "  Boys,  I  have  prayed  with 
you  and  I  have  preached  to  you.  Do  you  think  I  am  afraid  to 
die  with  you  ?  I'd  be  ashamed  to  leave  you  when  you  are  up 
against  it  hard." 

Chaplains  see  humanity  robbed  of  all  its  shams,  all  its 
veneer,  but  what  they  see  and  hear  is  sacred,  therefore  much  of 
their  work  is  unknown  to  the  world.  They  seldom  speak  of 
their  experiences  as  relating  to  individuals,  but  the  Australians 
themselves  delight  in  telling  stories  of  their  Captain  Mac, 
whose  sympathy  is  sought  by  all,  as  well  as  his  spiritual  aid. 

One  big,  splendid-looking  sergeant  coming  back  from  the 
firing-line  on  the  Somme  threw  himself  into  Mackenzie's  arms, 
sobbing  like  a  child,  and  saying,  "  Oh,  Mac — Charlie's  dead — • 
Charlie's  killed  !  However  shall  I  tell  mother  !  "  The  man's 
brother  had  been  killed  at  his  side. 

The  pluck  of  the  wounded  is  very  wonderful.  They  manage 
to  laugh  and  joke  when  it  might  seem  impossible.  A  Salvation 
Army  chaplain  going  into  hospital  to  see  a  man  who  had  lost 


Chaplain  Mackenzie,  Salvation  Army       265 

both  his  arms  greeted  him  thus,  "  Well,  I  won't  offer  to  shake 
hands  with  you  !  "  The  poor  man  laughed  heartily — enjoyed 
the  joke. 

There  is  no  end  to  the  good  work  done  by  the  Salvationist 
huts.  I  have  several  times  heard  of  soldiers  being  stranded  and 
having  asked  where  they  could  go  for  some  food  and  rest,  and 
of  their  having  been  directed  to  the  Salvation  Army  shelters, 
where  they  have  been  well  fed  and  cared  for.  I  have  been  told 
it  as  a  fact  that  in  one  such  shelter  as  many  as  one  thousand  five 
hundred  eggs  and  four  thousand  cups  of  tea  have  been  provided 
in  one  evening.     What  an  undertaking  ! 

Vigorous  prayer-meetings  are  also  held  in  these  huts ;  their 
services  are  very  bright  and  attract  crowds  of  men,  their  hymns 
are  not  gloomy  and  sad,  their  choruses  have  an  inspiring  lilt. 
In  one  place  where  a  service  was  being  held  a  great  number 
could  not  get  into  the  building,  though  it  was  a  very  large  one, 
but  the  men  stood  outside  and  joined  in  the  chorus.  Speaking 
of  this  service  one  of  those  who  had  been  inside  the  building 
described  it  to  those  outside  as  this  :  "  The  Major  he  let  off  a 
slap-up-ding-dong-soul-stirring  meeting." 

The  ritual  of  these  services  is  well  arranged.  They  are 
heralded  by  a  band  marching  up  beating  drums  and  trolling 
cheery  tunes.  An  interval  is  allowed  of  a  few  minutes  and 
another  band  comes  marching  along,  perhaps  a  third  on  gala- 
days,  and  each  band  collects  a  following  ;  some  come  perhaps 
out  of  curiosity  and  remain  for  pleasure  and  spiritual  profit. 

No  one  can  have  taken  part  in  this  war  with  its  unpre- 
cedented  horrors  without  its   having  been  brought   home  to 
them  that  "  in  the  midst  of  life  we  are  in  death  "  ;  the  veriest 
scoffer  before  the  war  now  thinks,  as  regards  religion,  that  there' 
must  be  "  something  in  it,  after  all." 

We  have  all  heard  the  story  of 

When  the  devil  was  sick 

'Twas  a  saint  he'd  be, 
But  when  he  was  better 

Divil  a  bit  of  a  saint  was  he. 

This  may  apply  to  some  of  the  new  religious  enthusiasts,  but 
I  doubt  if  it  will  to  many,  for  the  experiences  of  to-day  can 
never  be  forgotten. 

Those  who  have  seen  nothing  of  the  horrors  of  battle  cannot 


266     Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

perhaps  appreciate  what  the  present  unutterable  human 
carnage  has  been  to  some  of  our  boys,  straight  out  from  home, 
where  they  have  hved  sheltered  lives  shielded  from  all  things 
hurtful  and  unpleasant.  They  quickly  cease  to  be  boys — and 
never  again  can  they  feel  young.  The  unspeakable  horror  of 
it  all  has  robbed  them  of  their  youth.  The  world  they  have 
known  is  gone  from  them  for  ever— a  thing  of  the  past ;  has 
become  like  a  dream  of  long  ago. 

The  only  thing  that  has  saved  many  from  going  mad  has 
been  letters  from  home.  I  wish  this  were  more  realised  than  it 
is.  I  wish  people  realised  more  what  the  despair,  the  hope- 
lessness is,  that  seizes  the  hearts  of  our  lads  sitting  in  shelled 
trenches,  the  earth  rocking  under  them  from  the  thundering 
guns  while  they  are  like  moths  pinned  to  a  cork  ;  the  bodies  of 
their  pals  blown  to  pieces  all  around  them,  and  then,  poor 
lads,  they  are  sent  to  collect  the  discs  from  amongst  the  human 
wreckage.  Small  wonder  that  home,  peace,  and  beautiful  things 
seem  very  far  away.  Then  it  is,  that  letters  from  home  are 
priceless  treasures,  letters  breathing  of  love  and  endless  prayers 
for  the  safety  of  the  recipient,  telling  of  all  the  homely  things, 
the  everyday  little  nothings  that  seem  so  great  to  them  now. 
Even  the  cat  having  had  kittens  seems  to  bring  home  nearer. 
Next  to  letters  from  home,  I  think  the  Padres  bring  most 
comfort  to  the  fighters. 

Miss  Booth,  of  the  Salvation  Army,  takes  special  interest  in 
looking  after  the  graves  of  the  fallen,  and  lays  flowers  on 
them  for  those  unable  to  do  so  themselves.  Many  are  the 
lonely  graves  that  have  been  decorated  and  cared  for  by  her 
kindly  hands,  where  the  sleepers  have  been  claimed  by  none. 

I  remember  wandering  through  a  cemetery  soon  after  a  big 
battle.  I  was  searching  for  the  grave  of  a  brave  man  whose 
last  words  had  been,  "  Tell  them  all  at  home  I  die  quite  happy." 

Many  sights  met  my  eyes  that  made  me  see  everything 
through  a  mist.  It  was  almost  unbearable.  The  rows  and  rows 
of  white  crosses,  just  a  number  telling  those  who  cared  that  a 
young  man,  barely  in  his  prime,  had  made  the  supreme  sacrifice, 
before  time  had  been  given  to  him  to  enjoy  half  the  lovely  things 
in  life. 

Among  the  multitude  of  graves  lay  love-tokens  of  every 
description  :    flowers   in  jam-pots,   artificial  wreaths   in  glass 


Chaplain  Mackenzie,  Salvation  Army       267 

cases,  a  pathetic  little  paper  cross  all  gone  to  pulp,  and  a  little 
further  on  a  poor  frenzied  woman  with  arms  outstretched  over 
the  newly-turned  earth,  crying  out  that  she  could  not  leave  him 
"  all  alone." 

The  chaplains  all  agree  the  British  Tommies  are  wondrous 
beings,  and  are  at  their  best  when  in  tight  corners.  I  have 
known  them  angry  and  unbearable  over  trifles  in  ordinary  times 
of  peace.  I  have  known  them  superb  and  forgiving  over  cruel 
wrongs — ^dying  caked  in  mud  and  blood,  asking  you  to  leave 
them  and  attend  to  others  who  "  need  you  more."  I  have 
known  them  well  attended  to  and  comfortable  between  snowy 
sheets  in  hospital ;  but  I  like  best  to  remember  them — and  it 
was  worth  risking  much  to  see  their  faces  ^when  three  pieces  of 
tape  had  been  tied  to  the  foot  of  their  beds,  for  in  hosj)ital 
parlance  that  meant  "  For  home." 

The  way  some  of  the  officers  meet  the  disagreeables  of  war  is 
instructive.  One  man  who  had  been  brought  up  in  the  lap  of 
luxury  shed  real  tears  of  annoyance  when  the  mud  and  the 
rain  went  down  the  back  of  his  neck,  but  when  the  pinch  came 
it  did  not  prevent  him  from  leading  a  forlorn  hope. 

I  am  sorry  to  say  Chaplain  Mackenzie,  after  three  years  in 
God's  service  at  the  front,  has  entirely  broken  down  in  health 
and  been  obliged  to  return  to  Australia. 

What  he  was  as  a  preacher  I  do  not  know,  but  that  his 
religion  was  a  real  thing  to  him  I  feel  sure.  Perhaps  it 
would  have  been  difficult  to  him  to  "  put  his  reason  in  writing," 
as  the  lawyers  say,  as  to  why  he  believed  and  embraced  certain 
theories  appertaining  to  his  religion,  and  probably  he  would 
have  come  off  second-best  in  a  profound  theological  argument, 
but  he  would  have  pounded  many  learned  divines  at  Scriptural 
quotations,  chapters  and  verses.  His  religion  made  him  very 
happy  and  bright,  assisted,  no  doubt,  by  his  robust  health.  He 
sang  and  laughed  and  used  his  robustness  to  help  those  less 
fortunate  than  himself. 

I  think  he  was  rather  an  inspired  being.  He  felt  there  was 
something  in  him  which  acted  as  his  guide,  counsellor,  and  friend ; 
not  the  thin  small  voice  we  call  conscience,  but  stronger  than 
that  and  different.  What  some  people  might  term  coincidence 
he  attributed  to  this  "  something  "  in  him  telling  him  what  to 
do,  and  what  to  avoid.     This  "  something  "  turned  him  back 


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once  when  bound  on  an  errand  of  mercy,  and  the  road  on  which 
he  would  have  travelled  was  torn  up  by  shell-fire.  At  other 
times  he  was  led  to  places  he  had  no  reason  to  visit,  and  found 
men  alone  and  dying.  He  feels  it  is  the  Spirit  of  God  working 
in  him. 

The  Salvation  Army  has  met  with  a  good  deal  of  encourage- 
ment and  appreciation.  Lord  French  recently  said,  "  Of  all 
the  great  associations  and  organisations  which  have  sprung  into 
existence  in  the  last  fifty  years  for  the  temporal  and  spiritual 
welfare  of  the  community,  none  have  offered  finer  work, 
attained  more  splendid  results  throughout  the  British  Empire, 
than  the  Salvation  Army.  In  particular  its  activities  have  been 
of  the  greatest  benefit  to  the  soldiers  in  the  war."  Lord  Derby 
sent  them  encouraging  messages  through  their  General.  In  a 
letter  he  says,  "  All  good  wishes  for  your  success.  The 
splendid  work  which  the  Salvation  Army  has  done  amongst  the 
soldiers  during  the  war  is  one  for  which  I  as  Secretary  of  State 
for  War  should  like  to  thank  them  most  sincerely.  It  is  work 
deserving  of  all  support."  Admiral  Sir  John  Jellicoe  also  pays 
them  a  tribute  :  "  His  Majesty's  Services  owe  much  to  the 
Salvation  Army." 

I  remember  when  I  was  in  India  years  ago  dear  old  General 
and  Mrs.  Booth  coming  up  to  Simla.  I  think  it  was  the  year 
Mrs.  Booth  died.  Lord  William  Beresford  lent  them  the  theatre 
to  hold  one  of  their  meetings.  I  was  staying  with  Sir  West 
and  liady  Ridgeway,  and  was  in  their  box  with  them.  The 
Ripons  were  opposite  in  their  box,  and  the  house  was  full. 
Many  of  us,  I  am  afraid,  went  thinking  we  should  be  amused, 
and  when  the  procession  filed  in  beating  drums  and  clashing 
brass  instruments,  some  smiles  wandered  round  the  theatre  ; 
but  directly  General  Booth  with  his  snow-white  hair  and 
beard  began  to  speak,  his  common  sense  and  earnestness  at  once 
aroused  our  interest,  and  he  was  so  eloquent  he  carried  us  along 
with  him  until  we  all  felt  ashamed  of  the  little  smile  that  visited 
us  when  first  the  meeting  began.  After  addressing  us  in  English 
he  addressed  the  natives  fluently  in  the  vernacular.  He 
indulged  in  none  of  his  understudies'  wearisome  repetitions  of 
"  and  I  was  saved,"  or  as  some  of  them  expressed  it,  "  I  was 
sived."     His  language  was  refined  and  polished. 

Mrs.  Booth  also  spoke,  and  it  must  have  been  apparent  to 


Chaplain  Mackenzie,  Salvation  Army      269 

all  that  she  was  very  far  from  strong  and  simply  burning  to 
save  us  all.  It  was  a  vital  matter  to  her,  and  I  believe  she 
would  have  gone  on  pleading  with  us  until  she  was  completely 
exhausted  if  her  husband  had  not  very  kindly  and  tenderly 
stopped  her. 

Miss  Booth,  the  granddaughter  of  these  very  earnest  people, 
has  lately  written  an  interesting  little  book  giving  an  account  of 
the  Army's  work  all  over  the  world. 

A  monster  hut  has  been  erected  in  France  by  the  Australian 
Salvationists,  and  they  crowd  into  it.  Services,  sing-songs,  and 
amusements  all  take  their  turn  in  it.  Captain  Mackenzie  used 
to  sing  to  them  there,  provide  them  with  books,  magazines, 
games,  and  material  for  letter-writing,  to  try  and  help  them  to 
forget  all  the  hardships  of  the  trenches. 

I  read  somewhere  the  other  day  that  those  who  live  to  tell 
the  tale,  when  they  return  to  their  homes  in  Australia  will  sing  : 

I  daiindered  here  and  I  daundered  there 

And  I  daundered  round  the  corner, 
I  daundered  into  an  army  hut 

And  I  got  Salvation  yonder. 

And  they  will  sing  it  to  the  tune  of  "  The  Girl  I  Left  Behind  Me." 

There  was  also  a  Roman  Catholic  chaplain  who  came  over 
with  the  Australians,  Father  Bergin  by  name.  His  early 
missionary  career  was  in  the  Holy  Land  and  Syria.  Had  there 
been  no  war  he  would  probably  still  be  alive  and  well,  carrying 
out  God's  work  in  that  lonely  outpost  of  civilisation.  But 
Father  Bergin  being  a  British  subject  and  Turkey  being  at  war, 
necessitated  for  him,  as  for  many  others,  a  very  hasty  and 
undignified  departure  at  the  point  of  Turkish  bayonets  from  the 
scenes  of  his  labours. 

The  home  of  the  Jesuit  Order  in  Cairo  became  his  temporary 
home,  and  it  was  from  this  home  early  in  1915  that  he  first  came 
into  contact  with  the  A.I.F.  (Australian  Imperial  Force). 

He  served  with  them  in  France  and  was  with  them  through 
all  their  battles  from  Ypres  to  the  Somme,  up  to  the  time  of  his 
death  on  October  12,  1917.  He  could  not  be  prevailed  upon 
to  take  rest  and  leave,  so  devoted  was  he  to  his  work. 

His  chief  characteristic  was  his  simplicity  and  gentleness. 


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All  who  ever  met  him,  from  staff  officers  to  privates,  liked  him 
as  a  friend,  and  all  regarded  him  as  a  man  of  God. 

It  is  rather  difficult  to  write  of  the  work  of  the  priests  and 
clergy  of  all  denominations  ;   it  is  not  for  the  eyes  of  the  world. 

A  colleague  in  the  same  division  with  Father  Bergin  gives  an 
account  of  his  last  days  in  this  life.  He  and  his  unit  had  been 
having  a  few  days'  rest  behind  the  lines,  and  the  Sunday  before 
returning  to  the  front  line  again  he  held  a  service  in  the  little 
local  church  and  had  a  fine  parade  of  his  boys.  Within  a  few 
days  a  Requiem  was  sung  in  the  same  church  for  Father  Bergin. 
He  had  moved  up  with  his  Brigade  to  an  advanced  post  on 
October  10th  in  order  to  attend  to  the  wounded.  On  the 
evening  of  the  big  attack  made  by  the  gallant  Australians  on 
October  12th  he  was  standing  at  the  entrance  to  the  Aid  Post— 
an  old  German  "  pill-box  "  of  spacious  size  and  great  strength. 
The  shelling  was  violent,  but  the  danger  was  not  very  close  at 
hand.  In  fact,  he  was  actually  watching  some  men  who  were 
hard  pressed  at  some  little  distance,  and  standing  with  him  was 
the  first  staff-captain  and  the  signal  officer  of  the  Brigade. 
Suddenly  a  heavy  shell  burst  a  few  yards  off,  killing  Father 
Bergin  instantly,  also  the  signal  officer,  Lieut.  Darke.  The 
staff  officer  escaped  with  a  severe  shock. 

In  a  little  quiet  corner  of  the  cemetery  at  Renninghelst  rests 
the  remains  of  Father  Bergin  amongst  the  British  and  French 
who  have  fallen  since  the  days  of  1914. 


Chapter  XX 

Church  of  England  Bishops — Roman  Catholics — Nonconformists — Helpf-.l 
Priests — Roman  Catholics  in  1688 — Father  Finn  at  Sedd-el-Bahr — With  the 
Dublin  Fusiliers — The  Last  few  Words — Preparation  for  Death— The  Clyde 
run  Aground — A  Desperate  Landing — ^The  Colonel's  Advice — Father  Finn's 
Reply — A  Boat-load  and  what  was  Left — Riddled  with  Bullets — A  Ghastly 
Scene — Men  Digging  like  Dogs — A  Crippled  Arm — The  Sign  of  the  Cross — 
Bleeding  to  Death — A  Last  Question — The  Rev.  T.  A.Harker  Describes  the 
Scene — A  Crimson  Sea — Sympathy  of  the  King  and  Queen — A  Strong 
Presentiment — Admiral  de  Roebuck's  Despatch — Father  Finn's  Early  Days — 
Bishop  of  Middlesborough's  Appreciation — The  Late  Mr.  John  Redmond — 
His  Letter  to  the  Author — Father  Gwynn — At  the  Western  Front — Buried 
Alive — Fights  his  Way  Out — A  Priestly  Act — The  Rev.  Richard  Hall — 
Appreciates  the  Catholic  Priests — Father  Bradley's  Unselfishness — In- 
fectious Piety — "  A  Good  Job  Too  " — A  Service  before  Action — An  Ex- 
perience of  German  Submarines — A  Rush  for  Life-belts — With  an  Eye  to  the 
Future — Father  Willaert — Sees   his  Brother  Shot — Asked  "  Not  to  Look." 

I  HAVE  made  several  discoveries  while  writing  this  book,  one 
being  that  there  is  no  more  instructive  method  of  observing 
the  psychology  of  the  various  great  religious  organisms 
than  in  compiling  a  book  of  this  sort.  It  seems  to  me  that 
nothing  but  good  can  come  of  recording  the  achievements  of 
some  of  the  undeniably  splendid  men  who  have  served  as 
chaplains  in  the  great  war,  because  the  chaplains'  department 
has  not  received  anjrthing  like  its  share  of  recognition  in  war 
literature,  and  I  think  it  is  certain  that  the  parsons'  work  with 
the  armies  in  the  field  is  underrated  by  the  man  in  the  street. 
My  views  seem  to  be  shared  by  the  Roman  Catholics  and 
Nonconformists,  at  any  rate,  for  when  I  have  applied  to  them 
for  any  information  in  connection  with  my  subjects  I  have 
received  nothing  but  kindness  and  prompt  help.  When  it 
came  to  the  Bishops  of  the  Church  of  England  it  was  like  trying 
to  get  information  out  of  the  giant  tortoise  at  the  Zoo,  which 
it  was  impossible  to  say  whether  it  was  alive  or  dead.  Dealing 
with  the  Roman  Catholics  and  Nonconformists  was  dealing 
with  real  live  people,  while — and  I  say  it  with  sorrow,  being  a 
member  of  the  Church  of  England— our  ecclesiastical  dignitaries 


272      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

are  amazingly  and  deplorably  apathetic.  One  Bishop  I  wrote 
to  asking  some  questions  concerning  the  chaplains  who  had  left 
his  diocese,  replied  saying  he  knew  nothing  about  the  branch 
to  which  I  referred  ;  another,  after  a  few  more  or  less  meaning- 
less sentences,  thought  that  when  all  had  done  so  well  it  would 
not  do  to  mention  any  one  in  particular ;  while  a  third,  whose 
son  is  a  chaplain  and  has  been  decorated,  said  his  son  had  told 
him  he  had  "  done  nothing." 

The  Catholics,  from  the  Cardinal  Archbishop  downwards, 
have  been  most  helpful,  and  evidently  know  every  detail  of  the 
splendid  work  done  by  their  priests.  The  helpfulness  of  the 
latter  makes  me  wish  I  had  been  brought  up  in  the  Catholic 
Faith. 

For  many  years  there  were  no  Roman  Catholic  priests 
allowed  to  serve  in  the  British  Army.  The  first  was  appointed 
as  chaplain  during  the  Crimea,  and  sent  to  the  hospitals  at 
Scutari  and  Malta.  After  that  campaign  they  became  a 
permanent  part  of  the  establishment,  but  in  a  very  limited 
number,  usually  one  Catholic  chaplain  to  every  expeditionary 
force.  When  military  operations  were  on  a  very  large  scale 
additional  temporary  chaplains  were  appointed,  and  they 
received  the  same  pay  and  relative  rank  as  the  Anglican  and 
Presbyterian  chaplains,  rising  according  to  length  of  service  to 
the  grade  of  chaplain  of  the  First  Class,  with  the  rank  of  Colonel. 

From  the  Revolution  of  1688,  for  about  a  hundred  years,  if  a 
Roman  Catholic  wished  to  enlist  in  the  British  Army  he  was 
obliged  to  attend  the  Protestant  services  at  the  Church  Parades. 
In  those  days  I  believe  the  Catholics  who  felt  attracted  to  a 
military  career  served  in  the  Irish  Brigades  of  the  French  army 
or  entered  the  Austrian  or  Spanish  service.  In  these  armies 
many  Catholics,  mostly  from  Ireland  but  a  few  from  Great 
Britain,  rose  to  high  rank. 

Under  the  stress  of  the  conflict  with  the  American  colonies 
and  the  war  with  France,  Catholics  were  at  last  allowed  to 
enlist,  the  higher  ranks  of  the  army  being  closed  to  them.  A 
few  years  after  Waterloo  this  rule  was  relaxed. 

At  the  beginning  of  the  war  in  1914  there  were  not  enough 
Catholic  priests  for  the  needs  of  the  army,  and  the  War  Office 
had  to  ask  for  more.  Even  then  there  have  been  complaints 
that  there  are  not  enough.     The  War  Office,  in  spite  of  Lord 


Father  Finn  273 

Kitchener's  warning,  failed  to  recognise  the  enormous  under- 
taking ahead  of  us. 

Each  CathoHc  priest  has  been  paid  by  the  Enghsh  Govern- 
ment and  everything  provided  for  him  at  the  pubHc  expense, 
even  a  portable  altar  and  all  things  necessary  for  the  celebration 
of  the  Holy  Communion  in  the  field. 

The  first  army  chaplain  of  any  denomination  to  fall  in  the 
war  was  Father  Finn,  who  was  attached  to  the  1st  Dublin 
Fusiliers.  He  was  killed  on  April  25,  1915,  at  Sedd-el-Bahr 
at  the  mouth  of  the  Straits — ^"  the  worst  and  bloodiest  of  all 
the  landings,"  according  to  John  Masefield. 

On  the  Ides  of  March,  1915,  heedless  of  Caesar's  warning, 
the  1st  Dublin  Fusiliers,  who  had  been  training  at  Kenilworth, 
left  that  town  with  their  officers  and  chaplain  by  the  10.30  p.m. 
train,  for  they  knew  not  where. 

All  Kenilworth  used  to  run  to  their  garden  gates  when  they 
heard  the  "  Dubs  "  (as  they  affectionately  called  the  Dublin 
Fusiliers)  marching  along  and  trying  to  keep  their  hearts  up  by 
singing  "  It's  a  Long,  Long  Way  to  Tipperary."  No  one  in 
Kenilworth  can  bear  to  hear  it  now.  After  the  dark  night  of 
March  15th  had  swallowed  up  those  cheery  lads  who  had  won 
the  hearts  of  Kenilworth,  all  was  wrapped  in  mystery.  No 
little  bird  whispered  where  they  were,  no  little  bird  even  pre- 
tended to  know,  and  for  all  Kenilworth  knew  the  "  Dubs  " 
might  have  been  swept  off  the  face  of  the  earth,  until  the 
papers  arrived  one  bright  May  morning — I  think  it  was  the  4th 
— the  newspapers  arrived  blazing  with  the  account  of  the 
brilliant  and  successful  landing  of  the  heroic  "  Dubs  "  at  the 
Dardanelles,  a  feat  of  arms  "  that  will  add  lustre  to  the  glorious 
records  of  the  British  Army  "  :    so  said  the  papers. 

In  General  Sir  Ian  Hamilton's  vividly-written  despatch 
picturing  those  landing  operations  he  says,  "It  is  my  firm 
conviction  that  no  finer  feat  of  arms  has  ever  been  achieved  by 
the  British  soldiers  or  any  other  soldiers  than  the  storming  of 
those  trenches  from  the  open  boats  on  the  morning  of  April  25th, 
1915." 

That  was  the  date  of  the  landing  of  the  29th  Division  on  the 
Gallipoli  peninsula.  These  troops  were  especially  assigned  that 
almost  impossible  task,  being  well-seasoned  men,  the  last  large 
unit  remaining  of  the  old  regular  army. 

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274      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

With  this  Division  were  the  1st  DubUn  and  1st  Munster 
Fusiliers.  Father  Finn  ministered  to  the  spiritual  needs  of 
both,  the  majority  of  the  men  being  Catholics,  and  most  sin- 
cerely did  he  love  the  men  and  most  unceasingly  did  he  work  for 
them. 

On  board  the  transport  during  the  voyage  out,  when  the  men 
became  depressed  with  the  monotony  of  the  life.  Father  Finn 
would  tell  them  amusing  stories,  sing  to  them,  arrange  sports  for 
them,  all  with  a  view  to  cheering  them  up. 

At  last  the  weary  journey  came  to  an  end.  On  Saturday, 
April  24th,  the  transport  lay  just  off  Tenedos  surrounded  by  the 
warships  of  the  Allied  Fleets  that  were  preparing  for  the  great 
bombardment  next  morning.  Father  Finn  held  his  last  Mass 
on  board  and  was  very  happy,  as  so  many  attended  the  service 
and  partook  of  the  Sacrament. 

His  addresses  to  the  men  were  homely  and  simple,  what  he 
called  a  "  few  words."  He  knew,  and  the  men  knew,  there  was 
some  deadly  work  before  them.  Many  of  the  priest's  "  few 
words  "were  on  the  subject  of  contrition.  He  told  them  if  they 
were  wounded  and  no  priest  was  near,  they  should  say,  "  O 
my  God,  I  am  sorry  that  I  have  sinned  against  Thee,  because 
Thou  art  so  good  ;  I  will  try  and  sin  no  more,"  and  that  this 
would  be  acceptable  to  their  Heavenly  Father.  His  last  "  few 
words  "  to  the  men  while  addressing  them  were  on  "  Preparation 
for  Death."  Little  did  any  of  them  think  that  before  another 
sun  would  set  the  majority  of  them  would  have  laid  down  their 
lives. 

In  the  darkness  of  that  early  Sunday  morning,  with  all 
lights  out,  the  s.s.  Clyde  ran  aground,  according  to  orders,  close 
to  the  shelving  beach.  With  the  first  glimmering  of  dawn  began 
the  thunder  of  the  guns,  the  commencement  of  the  great  bom- 
bardment. It  was  certain  death  attempting  to  land,  and  they 
all  knew  it,  for  this  was  no  surprise  attack  on  the  enemy  ;  they 
knew  our  troops  were  coming  and  they  had  been  preparing  a 
warm  reception  ;  all  was  in  readiness. 

All  the  landings  were  desperate  undertakings,  the  Turks, 
under  German  directions,  having  arranged  every  conceivable 
device  in  barbed-wire  traps,  hidden  machine-guns,  etc.,  to 
make  impregnable  these  narrow  landing-places. 

The  moment  the  men  from  the  Clyde  began  to  disembark 


Father  Finn  275  - 

shells  crashed  into  her  from  the  shore,  machine-guns  were  turned 
on  to  the  two  exits  made  in  her  sides  from  which  the  men  were 
emerging,  mine-sweepers  with  boats  in  tow  packed  with  men  were 
leaving  the  transport  for  land,  covered  by  a  fierce  bombardment 
of  the  enemy's  shore  position  from  our  battleships  and  cruisers. 

When  the  men  were  disembarking  Father  Finn  was  observed 
to  be  preparing  to  go  with  them.  The  Colonel  advised  him  to 
stay  on  board  and  attend  to  the  wounded  as  they  were  sent 
back,  but  he  was  determined  to  go  with  his  beloved  Dublins. 
Again  the  Colonel  tried  to  stop  him,  saying,  "  You  are  very 
foolish,  it  means  certain  death."  Father  Finn  replied,  "  My 
place  is  with  the  dying  soldiers,  I  must  go,"  and  he  stepped  on 
to  the  gangway  to  share  the  fortunes  of  the  men.  He  had  only 
moved  a  yard  or  two  when  he  was  struck  by  a  bullet  in  the  chest. 
Nothing  daunted,  .he  stepped  into  the  boat  with  the  Colonel. 
Before  the  shore  was  reached  Father  Finn  received  two  more 
wounds,  one  in  the  thigh  and  another  in  the  arm,  rendering  it 
almost  useless,  and  the  Colonel  was  dead.  Out  of  that  boatload 
of  forty-five  men  five  only  lived  to  reach  the  shore. 

Father  Finn,  driven  to  tears  with  the  sight  of  his  men  falling 
in  crowds  as  they  reached  the  beach,  while  others  died  in  the 
boats  without  even  landing,  jumped  out  of  the  boat  and  waded 
through  the  water  towards  the  men — a  brave  struggle  for  a 
thrice- wounded  man — and  he  had  to  climb  half-sunken  barbed 
wire  amid  a  storm  of  shrapnel,  machine-gun  and  rifle  fire.  He 
succeeded  in  joining  the  men  on  the  shore,  where  already  the 
water  was  crimson  with  the  lifeblood  of  brave  men. 

Those  that  were  left  of  the  Dublins  M^ere  lying  on  their  faces 
on  the  open  shell-raked  beach,  trying  to  work  forward  by  short 
rushes,  yet  scarcely  gaining  a  foot  of  ground,  for  as  they  rose 
they  were  mown  down. 

The  Turks  tried  hard  to  drive  all  into  the  sea  and  nearly 
succeeded,  but  the  29th  Division  were  there,  and  those  who  were 
left  held  their  ground.  The  men  dug  and  scraped  frantically 
with  their  hands  to  try  and  make  a  little  cover,  until  their  nails 
were  gone  and  fingers  bleeding,  and  what  use  was  it  in  that 
exposed  position  ? 

Amid  these  shambles  Father  Finn  dragged  himself  from 
group  to  group  of  wounded  and  dying  men.  He  was  seen 
crouching  down  by  a  man  who  was  mortally  wounded,  holding 


276      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

up  his  poor  crippled  right  arm  with  his  left  to  enable  him  to 
make  the  sign  of  the  Cross  as  he  absolved  the  man  of  all  his 

sins. 

Some  of  the  Dubhns  wanted  to  carry  him  to  the  pinnace 
taking  wounded  back  to  the  ship,  but  he  would  not  leave  his 
men,  though  at  the  time  he  was  practically  bleeding  to  death, 
being  riddled  with  bullets.  The  last  words  before  a  bursting 
shell  fractured  his  skull  were,  "  Are  our  fellows  winning  ?  " 
and  amid  the  soldiers  he  loved  so  well  and  served  so  faithfully, 
and  the  thunder  of  the  guns  on  land  and  sea,  he  passed  away. 
None  died  more  gloriously  that  terrible  day  than  the  young 
priest,  who  was  barely  forty. 

The  Rev.  T.  A.  Harker,  the  chaplain  who  buried  Father  Finn, 
in  a  letter  home  describing  what  happened,  says,  "  The  little 
boats  were  trying  to  land,  but  just  as  they  reached  the  shore 
they  were  met  with  a  fusillade  of  rifles  and  machine-guns  ;  the 
slaughter  was  appalling,  men  drowned,  men  dying  without  any 
hope  of  being  assisted,  and  soon  the  only  passage  to  the  shore 
was  over  the  bodies  of  the  dead  and  dying.  ...  It  is  un- 
fortunately true  that  many  of  our  wounded  have  been  bayoneted 
and  outrageously  treated." 

The  landing  that  had  been  pronounced  by  many  as  im- 
possible had  been  accomplished,  but  at  what  a  cost  !  Within 
an  hour  of  breakfast  the  Brigadier,  the  Brigade-Major,  and  the 
CathoHc  chaplain  were  lying  dead,  and  a  steam-pinnace  by 
8  a.m.  was  alongside  the  transport  laden  with  broken  men,  the 
first  of  many  such  loads.  More  than  half  the  men  who  attended 
Mass  the  day  before  on  board  the  Clyde  were  dead. 

None  who  witnessed  that  gallant  effort  of  the  29th  Division 
will  ever  forget  the  scene.  On  the  beach  more  than  a  quarter 
of  a  mile  in  width  lay  in  heaps  the  shattered  bodies  of  what  once 
were  men,  in  the  stillness  of  death,  the  happy  heedlessness  of 
death.  An  hour  before,  all.were  eager  to  "  do  or  die,"  but  what 
chance  had  they  ?  One  man,  speaking  of  that  day,  said,  "  We 
had  no  run  for  our  money."  Another,  "  It  was  a  foregone 
conclusion  and  a  certain  death-trap." 

It  took  the  chaplains  four  days  and  nights,  working  un- 
ceasingly, to  bury  the  dead. 

News  of  Father  Finn's  death  reached  his  brother  at  Hull 
with  the  usual  cold  and  official  regrets,  perhaps  a  trifle  softened 


Father  Finn  277 

by  "  Lord  Kitchener  expresses  his  sympathy.  "  The  King  and 
Queen  also  sent  messages  of  sympathy. 

Father  Finn  had  a  strong  presentiment  he  would  be  killed, 
and  in  a  little  more  than  a  month  from  his  leaving  England's 
shores  the  presentiment  was  fulfilled. 

It  is  difficult  for  those  at  home  to  picture  what  that  landing 
meant.  Admiral  de  Roebuck  in  his  despatch  gives  us  a  little 
idea  of  the  superhuman  task  the  brave  29th  Division  were 
called  upon  to  face  at  V.  beach.  He  says,  "  This  beach  it 
was  anticipated  would  be  the  most  difficult  to  capture.  It 
possessed  all  the  advantages  for  defence  which  W.  beach  had, 
and  in  addition  the  flanks  were  strongly  guarded  by  the  old 
castle  and  village  of  Sedd-el-Bahr  on  the  east  and  perpendicular 
cliffs  on  the  west  ;  the  whole  foreshore  was  covered  with  barbed- 
wire  entanglements,  which  extended  in  places  under  the  sea. 
The  position  formed  a  natural  amphitheatre  with  the  beach  as 
stage."  In  the  ffi-st  boatload  of  men  to  leave  the  ship  all  were 
killed  or  wounded,  another  boat  entirely  disappeared,  in  a  third 
only  two  survived  ;   the  boats  were  heaped  with  dead. 

The  letter  of  another  chaplain  who  landed  with  the  29th 
Division  is  before  me.  He  writes,  "  We  put  off  in  small  boats 
towed  by  pinnaces  from  the  warship.  Those  who  went  ashore 
first  had  an  awful  time,  especially  the  Dublin  and  Lancashire 
Fusiliers.  In  both  regiments  the  Colonels  were  killed,  the 
Adjutants,  and  practically  all  the  officers,  including  chaplain 
Finn.  On  landing  I  found  hundreds  of  wounded  and  dying ; 
most  of  them  were  the  Dublin  and  Lancashire  Fusiliers,  and  to 
them  belong  the  honours  of  the  day.  They  stormed  up  a  steep 
cliff  with  fixed  bayonets  in  the  face  of  a  galling  fire  from  rifles 
and  maxims,  but  they  made  it  possible  for  us  to  land.  They 
won  for  themselves  everlasting  renown." 

A  loving  hand  quickly  fashioned  a  wooden  cross  to  mark 
the  place  where  Father  Finn  rests. 

And  how  has  all  this  carnage  profited  us  ?  That  is  the 
thought  that  pursues  us.  What  has  been  gained  by  the  death 
of  all  those  mothers'  sons  ? 

The  Rev.  William  J.  Finn,  otherwise  known  as  Father  Finn, 
spoke  of  himself  as  a  Yorkshireman  with  a  strain  of  Celtic  blood, 
an  Irishman  battened  on  Yorkshire  Moors.  He  was  born  at 
Hull  and  was  the  son  of  Mr.  Austin  Finn,  a  well-known  citizen 


278      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

of  that  place.  His  education  was  commenced  at  St.  Ciithbert's 
College,  Ushaw,  and  he  finished  his  theological  studies  at  the 
Gregorian  University,  Rome.  In  August,  1900,  he  was  ordained 
priest  at  the  Cathedral,  Middlesborough,  by  the  Rt.  Rev.  Dr. 
Lacy,  the  first  and  present  bishop  of  that  busy  centre,  who 
speaks  in  terms  of  high  appreciation  of  Father  Finn,  his 
preaching  and  his  work. 

In  a  letter  I  received  not  long  ago  from  Father  Lacy,  Bishop 
of  Middlesborough,  whom  I  have  known  since  I  was  a  child,  he 
says,  "  In  private  life  Father  Finn  was  very  genial  and  had  a 
keen  sense  of  humour.  I  took  him  to  Rome  with  me  in  1909 
and  I  noticed  he  very  soon  made  friends  with  his  fellow- 
travellers.  On  board  ship  he  was  quite  the  life  of  the  company 
he  fell  in  with.  As  he  had  studied  for  a  time  in  Rome  he 
enjoyed  his  second  visit  to  the  Eternal  City  very  much." 

Father  Finn  spoke  of  his  four  or  five  years  in  Middlesborough 
as  a  happy  time.  He  certainly  found  there  a  large  field  for  his 
work,  the  population  being  ninety-one  thousand  souls,  com- 
posed of  many  nationalities  working  in  the  shipyards,  steel  and 
iron-works,  salt  and  soda-works,  as  well  as  other  industries. 
As  usual  among  such  crowds  of  toilers,  there  were  times  of 
discontent  resulting  in  strikes,  which  are  apt  to  end  in  defiance 
of  law  and  order,  but  Father  Finn's  influence  had  a  certain 
amount  of  restraining  effect  during  moral  and  social  upheavals. 
One  of  the  reasons  of  his  influence  and  popularity  was  his 
broadmindedness,  a  characteristic  not  usually  very  marked  in 
Catholics. 

After  leaving  Middlesborough  he  was  a  year  at  Whitby  and 
four  at  Thirsk,  then  went  as  chaplain  to  Colonel  Langdale,  of 
Houghton  Hall,  where  he  remained  until  war  was  declared  and 
he  volunteered  for  the  post  of  army  chaplain.  The  Bishop 
reluctantly  gave  his  consent. 

Father  Finn  was  of  a  temperament  easily  depressed  and 
equally  easily  excited,  and  at  times  he  doubted  whether  he  had 
not  made  a  mistake  in  taking  this  step.  He  was  never  very 
robust,  and  those  who  cared  for  him  were  anxious  lest  he  should 
be  unequal  to  the  strain.  All  his  life  he  had  been  of  a  studious 
nature,  but  fond  of  games  and  sport,  being  captain  of  his  school. 
He  spoke  French  and  Italian  fluently,  and  was  well  versed  in 
Latin  and  Gaelic,  fond  and  proud  of  his  good  classical  library. 


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Father  Finn  '  279 

The  study,  rather  than  the  battlefield,    seemed  more  suited 
to  him. 

An  oil-painting  of  Father  Finn  has  been  presented  to  the 
College  at  Ushaw  bearing  the  inscription,  "  The  Rev.  W.  J. 
Finn,  C.F.,  attached  to  the  Royal  Dublin  Fusiliers,  who  fell  at 
Sedd-el-Bahr,  April  25th,  1915.  The  first  Army  Chaplain  of 
any  denomination  to  give  his  life  in  the  Great  War. 

"  Presented  by  his  sister." 

I  am  sorry  there  has  been  no  official  recognition  of  Father 
Finn's  glorious  death,  and  I  know  my  regret  was  shared  by  Mr. 
John  Redmond,  who  exerted  himself  in  every  possible  way  to 
obtain  this  recognition,  meeting  with  the  most  sympathetic 
reception  in  the  matter  both  from  General  Sir  Ian  Hamilton  and 
General  Sir  Hunter  Weston,  each  of  them  describing  Father 
Finn's  gallantry  as  worthy  of  the  highest  recognition. 

Mr.  Redmond  tells  me  the  only  reason  why  such  recognition 
was  not  given  was  because  it  was  impossible  to  obtain  the  two 
living  witnesses  who  were  necessary  in  order  that  the  Victoria 
Cross  might  be  conferred  on  him  after  his  death,  and  that  the 
other  decorations  at  the  disposal  of  the  War  Office  cannot, 
according  to  the  rules  and  regulations,  be  conferred  posthu- 
mously. 

I  doubt  if  Father  Finn  would  have  cared  for  worldly 
recognition  of  anything  he  had  done,  and  it  certanily  cannot 
matter  to  him  now,  but  it  is  a  duty  and  a  pleasure  for  the  living 
to  keep  ever  green  in  their  hearts  and  minds  the  heroic  deeds  of 
those  who  have  gone,  and  it  would  have  been  a  great  pleasure 
to  his  friends  and  to  the  regiments  he  served  so  faithfully,  to 
the  members  of  the  parishes  where  he  had  worked,  and  to 
Ireland  generally. 

Since  writing  this  chapter  Mr.  John  Redmond  has  died 
One  of  the  last  letters  he  wrote  before  his  operation,  was  to  me, 
and  dated  from  the  House  of  Commons,  expressing  his  admira- 
tion of  Father  Finn  and  his  pleasure  that  I  was  writing  of  his 
gallantry,  and  saying  how  sorry  he  was  that  it  had  been  im- 
possible to  gain  any  public  recognition  of  his  bravery.  Every- 
thing connected  with  Ireland  and  the  Irish  was  dear  to  the 
heart  of  Mr.  Redmond. 

^^  The  Roman  Catholic  chaplains  have  a  fine  and  honourable 
record.     Father  Finn  was  the  first  to  fall  on  the  Eastern  front 


28o      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

and  Father  Gwynn  was  the  first  to  be  killed  on  the  Western 
front.  He  volunteered  and  was  appointed  to  the  Irish  Guards. 
Several  war-correspondents  have  described  how  before  going 
into  action,  before  going  forward  in  a  charge,  the  Irish  Guards 
would  kneel  for  a  few  moments  in  prayer.  This  was  Father 
Gwynn's  teaching  ;   they  knelt  for  his  absolution. 

His  services  amongst  the  men  were  all  too  brief.  He  was 
wounded  in  the  brickfields  near  La  Bassee  on  February  1, 
1915.  The  wound  was  not  serious  ;  he  had  it  dressed  and  was 
back  again  amongst  the  men  in  half  an  hour,  but  a  few  weeks 
later  he  met  his  death  in  another  attack  on  German  trenches. 

An  Irish  Guardsman  writes,  "  I  saw  him  just  before  he  died. 
Shrapnel  and  bullets  were  being  showered  upon  us  in  all  direc- 
tions. Hundreds  of  our  lads  dropped.  Father  Gwynn  was 
quite  calm.  He  seemed  to  be  all  over  the  place,  trying  to  give 
the  last  Sacrament  to  the  dying.  Once  I  thought  he  was  buried 
alive,  for  a  shell  exploded  within  a  few  yards  of  where  he  was 
and  the  next  moment  I  saw  nothing  but  a  heap  of  earth.  The 
plight  of  the  wounded  concealed  beneath  was  most  harrowing. 
Out  of  the  ground  came  cries  of  '  Father,  Father  !  '  from  those 
who  were  in  their  death-agonies.  Then  as  if  by  a  miracle  Father 
Gwynn  was  seen  fighting  his  way  through  the  earth.  He  must 
have  been  seriously  injured,  but  he  went  on  blessing  the  wounded 
and  hearing  their  confessions.  The  last  I  saw  of  him  he  was 
kneeling  beside  a  German  soldier.  I  believe  he  was  killed 
immediately  after  this  act  of  priestly  charity  to  a  fallen 
opponent." 

In  letters  from  the  front  both  from  officers  and  men  there 
have  been  many  references  to  Father  Gwynn's  devoted  courage 
and  popularity,  not  only  with  his  own  people  and  Irish  Guards, 
but  with  all  other  denominations. 

An  English  chaplain,  speaking  of  the  Irish  Guards  during 
the  retreat  from  Mons,  is  full  of  praise  of  them  in  a  charge  that 
has  now  become  famous  ;  not  entirely  on  account  of  its  success, 
but  from  the  action  of  the  men  before  the  advance  took  place, 
for  it  was  the  subject  of  enthusiastic  comment  from  one  end  of 
the  British  lines  to  the  other.  On  receiving  the  orders  to 
prepare  to  charge,  the  men,  as  if  by  common  impulse,  dropped 
on  their  knees  and  for  a  few  moments  prayed  with  bared  and 
bent  heads,  then  rose,  made  the  sign  of  the  Cross,  and  dashed 


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with  fixed  bayonets  at  the  German  positions.  Several  who  have 
tried  to  explain  this  moment  to  me  have  declared  the  men's 
faces  were  quite  happy,  as  though  inspired. 

The  Rev.  Richard  Hall,  Wesleyan  chaplain  to  the  forces  on 
the  western  front,  addressing  a  meeting  of  Methodists  in  Ulster 
in  1915,  paid  an  eloquent  tribute  to  the  fighting  qualities  of  the 
Irish  Guards  and  the  Roman  Catholic  chaplains,  whom  he  said 
he  remembered  amongst  his  best  friends.  Father  Bradley  he 
considered  one  of  the  finest  and  best  men  he  ever  met. 

One  night  when  the  troops  were  lying  on  the  ground,  en- 
deavouring to  sleep,  by  a  river,  Mr.  Hall,  not  feeling  well  and 
very  cold,  remarked  on  the  fact  to  Father  Bradley,  who  at  once 
offered  his  blankets,  which  of  course  were  refused  with  many 
thanks.  The  following  morning  when  Mr.  Hall  awoke  he  found 
Father  Bradley's  blankets  covering  him. 

It  is  pleasant  to  hear  of  the  various  chaplains  working  so 
happily  together.     This  war  has  taught  us  many  things. 

The  attitude  of  the  Catholic  soldiers  to  their  priests  is 
interesting.  They  seek  them  as  they  would  their  doctor,  and 
their  piety  is  infectious.  Thousands  who  never  dreamed  of 
turning  Catholic  have  felt  themselves  drawn  into  Catholic  ways. 
For  instance,  when  Father  Eric  Green,  chaplain  of  the  Naval 
Division  at  the  Dardanelles,  gave  all  his  men  badges  of  the 
Sacred  Heart  before  going  into  action,  he  was  asked  by  numbers 
of  other  denominations  to  give  them  one  to  wear. 

An  English  soldier  of  the  Church  of  England,  writing  to  his 
people  from  Gallipoli,  while  telling  them  of  his  experiences  on 
the  voyage  and  after  landing,  speaks  highly  of  the  priests  : 
"  You  know  I  am  not  allowed  to  say  very  much,  but  I  will 
tell  you  how  we  landed.  We  had  a  rough  voyage,  chased  by 
German  submarines.  Well,  a  Catholic  Father  sailed  with  us, 
and  a  good  job  too.  We  thought  we  were  done  for,  but  he  was 
like  a  good  shepherd.  I  learned  how  to  pray  then  if  I  never 
prayed  before.  ...  I  think  if  I  am  spared  I  shall  take  care  to 
lead  a  good  Christian  life.  I  shall  never  forget  the  way  he 
taught  us  to  pray.  The  soldiers  run  after  him  shouting, 
'  Bless  me,  sir,  same  as  you  have  done  that  man  !  '  Well,  he 
blessed  us  all  on  the  ship  and  everyone  kissed  a  cross  he  had. 
It  seemed  strange  to  me,  but  I  did  what  they  did.  The  men 
do  pray  in  the  field.     We  all  wish  he  could  stop  with  us  always. 


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There  are  several  fathers  and  ministers,  but  none  take  same  as 
him.     I  don't  know  his  name." 

The  men  generally  speak  of  their  regiment  as  being  the  best 
in  the  service  and  their  Padre  the  best  in  the  world.  I  like  to 
hear  it. 

One  man  writing  of  the  time  when  the  force  from  Suvla  Bay 
came  in  touch  with  the  advance  from  Anzac,  speaks  of  Father 
John  Lineham  as  moving  about  the  whole  day  between  the 
firing-line  and  dressing-station  bringing  in  wounded  on  his  back 
regardless  of  creed  or  nationality — Ghurkas,  Australians,  New 
Zealanders. 

Another  letter  says,  "  After  we  had  halted  at  the  foot  of 
Chocolate  Hill  to  reform,  I  heard  a  great  cheer,  and  there  was 
Father  Day  coming  along  quite  steadily  across  the  battlefield 
(he  had  halted  to  succour  some  dying  soldiers).  He  shouted  as 
he  came,  '  Good  cheer,  boys  !  '  and  went  searching  for  water, 
which  he  found,  and  then  supplied  many  burning  throats  with 
a  drink." 

It  is  delightful  to  hear  the  Tommies  (most  of  them)  on  the 
subject  of  the  army  chaplains.  One  youth  tells  me,  "  And  the 
chaplain  he  come  along  the  trenches  and  he  says  to  me,  '  Jerry, 
you  keep  your  heart  up  and  your  head  down.'  " 

Another  man  waxed  eloquent  over  the  amount  of  work 
other  than  priestly  duties  that  the  chaplains  have  done  and  are 
doing.  Amongst  the  things  that  had  surprised  him  was  seeing 
a  couple  of  Roman  Catholic  priests  take  off  their  coats  and  wash 
down  some  blood-soaked  ambulance  cars.  With  a  sigh  of 
sympathy  he  added,  "  And  one  of  them  was  a  bit  stout  and  he 
did  puff  and  blow  !  " 

Up  to  the  time  of  writing,  more  than  twenty  Catholic 
chaplains  have  been  mentioned  in  despatches  and  granted 
various  military  decorations. 

Father  McMullen  was  with  General  Townshend  at  Kut-el- 
Amara. 

It  is  easier  to  write  of  the  dead  than  the  living  ;  we  are  so 
much  less  captious  of  the  dead.     Be  mortuis  nil  nisi  honum. 

An  impressive  service  was  held  in  a  little  village  in  Flanders 
on  the^'eve  of  a  big  attack.  The  little  chapel  that  has  escaped 
destruction  was  crowded  with  men  anxious  to  make  their  peace 
with  God  ;"  there  was  barely  standing  room.     Close  your  eyes 


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and  picture  that  scene.  The  priest  could  hardly  be  heard  for 
the  noise  of  the  guns  as  he  gave  the  Holy  Communion.  Two 
priests,  one  each  side  of  the  door,  in  the  open,  hearing  con- 
fessions from  muddy  war-stained  men  with  grim,  absorbed 
faces.  Then,  when  blessed,  pardoned,  and  absolved,  all  sang 
from  their  souls,  "  Faith  of  our  fathers,  Holy  Faith,"  and  went 
forth  to  battle,  each  man  knowing  well  the  chances  were  all 
against  his  being  alive  at  that  hour  on  the  morrow. 

None  but  those  who  have  been  at  the  front  can  form  any  idea 
of  the  present  efficiency  of  our  artillery  ;  it  is  positively  weird, 
its  accuracy,  quantity,  and  quality,  beggars  description. 

The  Rev.  A.  Gribbin,  a  Catholic  priest,  had  an  experience  on 
board  a  hospital  ship  of  being  shelled.  His  description  of  it  both 
interested  and  amused  me.  His  religious  gratitude  for  escaping 
death,  combined  with  a  businesslike  eye  to  future  needs, 
impressed  me.     The  story  is  best  told  in  his  own  words. 

"  About  5  p.m.  as  I  was  sitting  reading  in  my  cabin,  I  heard  a 
couple  of  shots  fired,  and  went  on  deck  to  investigate.  I  was 
too  interested  to  be  alarmed,  when  I  saw  another  four  shells  drop 
into  the  sea  not  very  far  away  from  us  and  a  German  submarine 
about  four  miles  away  wasting  her  shot  on  us.  The  last  shell,  a 
shrapnel,  seemed  to  be  aimed  at  our  wireless  apparatus,  but 
passed  harmlessly  over  the  ship.  Here  we  wisely  stopped,  and 
the  chief  officer  rowed  towards  the  enemy  in  a  lifeboat  to  learn 
our  fate.  When  the  commander  of  the  submarine  saw  we  were 
unarmed  and  innocent,  he  sailed  towards  us  and  examined  our 
papers  with  the  list  of  the  personnel  on  board.  Being  satisfied 
as  to  our  credentials,  he  wished  the  chief  good-night  and  a 
pleasant  voyage  and  allowed  us  to  proceed. 

"  Such  in  brief  is  an  account  of  our  experience,  though  many 
little  incidents  were  packed  into  those  two  hours.  At  first  when 
I  thought  matters  looked  serious  and  I  was  afraid  we  were 
going  to  be  shelled,  I  went  round  and  gave  my  little  flock  absolu- 
tion and  then  made  secure  my  chalice  and  holy  oils.  The  boats 
were  lowered  ready  to  get  into  at  a  moment's  rotice,  but  they 
were  never  actually  dropped  into  the  water.  It  gets  very  tiring 
standing  at  boat-stations  for  over  an  hour  with  our  fate  in  the 
balance,  but  there  was  absolutely  no  panic  or  alarm  from  the 
very  first,  and  with  not  being  sunk  immediately  we  hardly 
seemed  to  realise  our  danger.     When  we  found  time  was  being 


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given,  there  was  quite  a  rush  for  the  cabins  to  pack  necessary 
articles,  but  apart  from  my  chalice,  etc.,  I  only  took  my  overcoat 
and  some  Horlick's  tablets.  The  important  thing  was  to  see  to 
plenty  of  blankets  for  the  sisters  and  provisions  for  each  boat, 
because  we  were  one  hundred  and  thirty  miles  from  the  nearest 
point  of  land^ — a  long  voyage  in  an  open  lifeboat. 

"  Five  of  the  sisters  had  been  on  the  Braemar  Castle  when  she 
came  to  grief,  so  you  can  imagine  what  a  terrible  shock  they 
suffered. 

"  We  must  give  the  Huns  credit  for  playing  the  game 
squarely,  because  with  the  exception  of  the  doubtful  shot  near 
our  wireless  and  over  the  boat,  the  other  shells  were  only  as  a 
warning  to  stop.  Please  God  we  shall  always  be  as  lucky, 
because  the  sea  is  a  terrible  place  in  these  days. 

"  I  did  not  forget  to  say  a  Mass  in  thanksgiving  for  my 
escape,  because  we  may  he  in  need  of  help  any  time  !  " 

Ingenuous  Mr.  Gribbin  ! 

The  lists  of  priests  killed  in  the  vicinity  of  Namur  alone  is 
appalling  ;  twenty-seven  were  done  to  death  and  twelve  have 
disappeared  God  only  knows  where. 

Father  Willart  was  an  eve-witness  to  his  brother's  death 
after  the  burning  of  Louvain.  Fugitives  were  making  their 
way  to  Brussels  on  foot.  The  majority  were  allowed  to  enter 
peacefully,  but  the  priests  were  supposed  to  have  incited  the 
people  to  fire  on  the  Germans,  so  they  were  all  searched.  Father 
Willart's  brother  was  a  young  Jesuit  scholastic,  aged  twenty- 
three,  not  yet  ordained.  In  his  pocket  was  a  diary  of  passing 
events  with  some  of  his  own  comments.  For  this  he  was 
condemned  to  death  without  any  trial.  He  was  placed  against 
a  tree  at  the  side  of  the  road.  He  asked  his  companions  "  not 
to  look."  A  volley  was  fired,  but  he  was  not  killed.  A  German 
officer  then  stepped  up  close  to  the  young  man  and  put  a  couple 
of  bullets  through  his  brain.  A  hole  was  dug  under  the  tree  and 
his  body  thrown  in. 

I  could  write  chapters  more  about  the  experiences  of  the 
army  chaplains,  but  space  forbids,  and  it  will  not  be  possible 
until  after  the  war  to  make  a  complete  list  even  of  the  fallen. 


Chapter  XXI 

More  Discoveries — "  The  United  Army  and  Navy  Board  " — Nine  Million  Com- 
municants— Recruiting  Sergeant's  Advice — Compulsory  Churcli  Parades — 
Wliat  tlie  Soldiers  Think  About  it — A  Nonconformist  Discovers  a  Great 
Trutli — Service  before  Battle — A  Post-Card  gone  Astray — Soldiers  and  their 
Sports — Football  to  Accompaniment  of  Guns — Tommy  Atkins  and  the 
Chaplains — The  Rev.  E.L.Watson — His  Varied  Career — A  Festive  Evening 
— The  Rev.  T.  Tattersall — Understands  Soldiers — Some  Soldier  Stories — A 
Nonconformist  Minister  turns  Combatant — Behind  the  Lines — A  '^'  Lucky 
Dog  " — But  Far  from  Happy — Sir  Percival  in  Quest  of  the  Holy  Grail. 

OTHER  discoveries  have  been  made  during  this  war, 
one  on  the  part  of  the  War  Office ;  they  have 
discovered  the  Free  Church  parson  as  chaplain. 
Another  even  farther-reaching  discovery — the  parsons  of  various 
denominations  have  discovered  each  other.  Before  the  war 
only  Roman  Catholics,  Anglicans,  Presbyterian,  Wesleyan  and 
Jewish  forms  of  religion  were  recognised  by  the  War  Office  ; 
the  rest  were  looked  upon  as  "  Fancy  Religions,"  to  quote  from 
the  old  regular  army  sergeant. 

In  those  days  there  were  comparatively  few  Baptists, 
Congregationalists,  Primitive  and  United  Methodists  in  the 
army.  As  soon,  however,  as  recruiting  began  on  a  large  scale, 
and  still  more  when  universal  military  service  was  introduced, 
the  men  of  military  age  from  amongst  the  Nonconformists  ran 
into  thousands  and  it  became  necessary  to  provide  for  their 
religious  needs. 

The  War  Office  naturally  did  not  wish  to  send  any  more  men 
to  the  front  than  could  possibly  be  helped,  as  it  meant  taking 
both  the  room  and  the  food  needed  for  combatants  ;  but  the 
Rev.  J.  H.  Shakespeare's  perseverance  at  last  gained  the 
necessary  sanction  of  the  authorities  to  send  out  Nonconformist 
ministers  to  look  after  their  chosen  flocks. 

Eventually  the  Baptist  joined  with  the  Primitive  and 
United  Methodists,  forming  what  is  now  called  "  The  United 
Navy  and  Army  Board,"  and  they  all  work  together.     This 


286     Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

combination  appears  to  have  answered  well  and  has  facilitated 
the  work  of  the  chaplaincy  department  of  the  War  Office. 

This  combined  board  has  chaplains  in  France,  Salonika, 
Egypt,  Palestine,  Mesopotamia,  and  Italy. 

In  the  English-speaking  world,  including  America,  there  are 
no  less  than  nine  million  communicants  belonging  to  the  Free 
Church,  outnumbering  the  Anglican  Church  by  three  to  one. 
It  seems  only  fair  they  should  be  voiced. 

It  is  much  easier  now  for  soldiers  to  join  the  army  under 
their  own  denominations  than  it  was  in  pre-war  times.  Anyone 
acquainted  with  the  ways  of  the  army  will  know  that  the  first 
piece  of  advice  given  to  a  recruit  on  joining  was  to  the  effect 
that  if  he  were  wise  he  would  declare  himself  a  member  of  the 
prevailing  Church  in  the  regiment  he  wished  to  join.  For 
instance,  if  he  were  going  into  an  English  regiment  he  was 
advised  to  say  he  was  Church  of  England,  if  to  an  Irish  regiment 
he  was  to  say  he  was  a  Roman  Catholic,  or  if  to  a  Scottish  regi- 
ment he  should  say  he  was  a  Presbyterian. 

The  idea  was  that  by  this  means  he  would  attend  the  most 
convenient  church  parade  on  Sundays.  Take,  for  example,  an 
English  regiment.  The  Church  of  England  parade  would  be  at 
11  a.m.  and  the  chapel  probably  within  a  stone's-throw  of  the 
barracks,  while  the  unwary  few  who  had  declared  themselves 
Roman  Catholics  might  have  to  parade  at  cock-crow  and  march 
to  some  far-distant  chapel.  This  was  so  well  understood  that 
men  did  not  often  split  hairs  over  the  particular  denomination 
to  which  they  belonged  ;  they  had  to  belong  to  one  of  the  five 
recognised  religions,  and  that  was  an  end  of  the  matter,  for  if 
once  recruits  w^re  given  the  chance  of  saying  they  belonged  to 
any  religion  they  liked,  the  difficulties  of  enforcing  the  com- 
pulsory church  parade  would  at  once  become  much  greater. 
Men  would  declare  themselves  Buddhists,  for  instance,  and  who 
could  insist  on  their  attending  church  parades  after  that  ?  It 
is  no  use  being  shocked  and  saying  they  would  never  do  such  a 
thing,  for  anyone  who  knows  anything  about  Thomas  Atkins 
knows  quite  well  that  plenty  of  them  would  gladly  seize  any 
opportunity  of  avoiding  compulsory  church  parade. 

It  is  also  no  use  the  clerics  saying  the  men  do  not  hate  this 
compulsory  church  parade,  for  they  do.  Look  at  it  this  way  : 
if  they  would  not  prefer  to  stay  away,  why  make  it  compulsory  ? 


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It  is  curious  that  amongst  the  many  clerics  I  have  conversed 
with  the  only  chaplain  who  seems  to  have  grasped  this  simple 
truth  was  a  Nonconformist,  and  I  see  it  is  referred  to  in  a  little 
booklet  compiled  by  Frederick  Spurr  and  published  by  the 
United  Board.     Mr.  J.  H.  Shakespeare  has  kindly  sent  it  to  me. 

A  chaplain  says,  "  The  parade  service  is  not  altogether  a 
happy  thing  ;  we  do  not  have  many  of  them— war  conditions 
are  against  them :  so  are  both  officers  and  men.  Compulsion 
in  religion  is  profitless.  Sometimes  the  services  set  men  against 
religion." 

A  service  to  which  all  may  come  if  they  like  is  another  matter 
altogether. 

The  most  stirring  service  and  the  best  attended  is  the  one 
held  on  the  eve  of  battle,  when  all  men  of  whatsoever  denomina- 
tion have  a  desire  to  offer  a  last  prayer  for  those  they  love,  one 
last  supplication  for  God's  Mercy.  The  Padre  feels  that  he  holds 
in  his  hand  a  God-sent  moment,  and  he  uses  it  to  his  utmost 
capacity.  The  men  listen  intently  ...  all  is  ready,  rifles 
and  bayonets  cleaned,  their  own  private  roll-call  has  been 
answered ;  they  have  done  with  yesterday  and  to-day,  and 
await  to-morrow. 

And  from  their  hearts,  with  grim,  set  faces,  they  sing  some 
of  their  favourite  hymns,  "  Abide  with  Me,"  or  "  Nearer,  my 
God,  to  Thee."  The  service  is  over,  all  have  received  the 
Sacrament  who  wish  to  do  so,  they  file  past  the  chaplain, 
exchange  a  hand-grip  and  a  look,  then  pass  on  into  the  dark. 
Most  are  silent  and  most  have  a  letter  or  two  to  write ;  their 
hearts  are  full  of  things  they  want  to  say,  but  no  word  will  they 
breathe  of  any  possibilities  of  the  near  future.  They  know  what 
is  before  them,  many  have  already  had  a  taste,  and  all  have  been 
in  the  midst  of  this  war's  unparalleled  horrors. 

The  following  post-card  was  written  in  one  of  those  soul- 
stirring  moments,  and  by  some  mischance  was  carried  into 
battle  instead  of  posted.  It  was  found  beside  the  dead  writer 
in  a  blood-soaked  trench. 

"  Dear  Jane, 

"  I  ope  this  will  find  you  as  it  leaves  me — in  the 
pink.  We're  moving  soon.  There's  no  news.  Your  loving 
sweetheart,     x  x  x  x." 


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I  believe  the  crosses  were  meant  to  represent  kisses. 

I  am  glad  to  find  the  Free  Church  chaplains  fully  realise 
what  sport  means  to  the  soldier.  One  of  the  Baptist  chaplains 
says  :  "  The  men  must  have  their  cricket,  football,  and  boxing 
even  while  guns  are  dealing  out  death  and  destruction  all  the 
time.     The  love  for  sport  follows  Tommy  wherever  he  goes. 

"  I  attended  a  football  match  the  other  day  played  under 
first-class  rules  by  first-rate  players. 

"  Two  regiments  were  competing  for  the  simple  glory  of  the 
win,  before  an  admiring  and  appreciative  crowd  of  soldiers.  I 
watched  the  game  from  between  a  couple  of  Uhlan  lances  that 
served  as  goal-posts  and  admired  the  dash  and  good  humour  of 
the  contest  from  start  to  finish.  The  only  good  and  convenient 
ground  was  against  a  heavy  battery,  which  thundered  out  death 
to  the  Germans  during  the  game  and  drew  some  rather  startling 
replies  from  the  enemy,  but  the  game  continued  all  the  same  ; 
it  added  spice  to  the  sport. 

"  I  enjoyed  the  time  thus  spent  with  the  men  immensely,  for 
it  was  a  clean,  healthy,  and  profitable  piece  of  sport." 

The  Padre  who  enters  into  the  men's  love  of  sport  and 
games  reaches  their  hearts  by  the  shortest  cut. 

I  have  heard  many  soldiers  discussing  the  chaplain  question. 
One  man  said,  "  I  was  five  months  in  the  thick  of  the  fighting 
during  the  early  part  of  the  war  with  the  old  army,  and  I  never 
set  eyes  on  a  parson  once,  either  in  the  trenches  or  out  of  them, 
except  when  we  had  to  attend  church  parades  within  a  few 
hours  of  leaving  the  trenches,  when  we  were  aching  for  sleep  and 
rest,  but  were  told  all  uniform,  brass  buttons,  etc.,  had  to  be 
cleaned  for  an  early  morning  church  parade.  How  we  cursed 
it  and  the  parson,  who  was  the  only  one  having  a  good  time. 
He  was  fresh  as  paint,  we  were  dog-tired." 

Another  man  said,  "  Oh,  the  chaplains !  The  Base  is 
crawling  with  them  having  a  '  cushy  time,'  eating  up  all  the 
good  things  and  sending  on  to  us  what  they  don't  like  them- 
selves. They  keep  all  the  strawberry  jam  and  send  plum-and- 
apple  on  to  us  in  the  trenches  ;  that  is  considered  good  enough 
for  us." 

A  happier  example  was  a  man  who  said,  "  Our  parson  was 
the  finest  chap  in  the  world  ;  any  one  of  us  would  have  died  for 


Revs.  E.  L.  Watson  and  T.  Tattersall      289 

him.  He  was  a  man  and  practised  what  he  preached  ;  he  was 
a  sportsman  and  played  the  game.  We  said  if  rehgion  made 
men  hke  that  we  would  be  religious  too.  He  had  the  heart  of  a 
lion,  the  arm  of  a  pugilist,  and  the  gentle  smile  and  voice  of  a 
woman." 

The  first  Free  Church  Military  chaplain  to  be  appointed  was 
the  Rev,  E.  L.  Watson,  a  man  who  appealed  to  all  with  whom 
he  came  in  contact.  He  was  massively  built,  with  the  jaw  of 
determination  and  iron  will,  and  possessed  of  a  fine  voice.  He 
could  sing  a  song,  preach  a  sermon,  tell  a  good  story,  or  carry 
on  a  soothing  conversation  by  a  sick  man's  bed. 

Being  an  Australian,  his  rough  early  life  had  made  a  man  of 
him.  He  could  turn  his  hand  to  anything — ride,  shoot,  fell 
trees,  forage  for  his  food  and  cook  it.  Australians  are  broad- 
minded,  independent,  and  free  from  conventionality  ;  they  also 
have  a  shrewd  understanding  of  human  nature. 

From  being  at  one  time  a  collier,  Mr,  Watson  became  a  local 
preacher,  and  as  so  often  happens  while  trying  to  convince  other 
people,  he  became  firmly  convinced  himself  and  entered  the 
Victoria  Baptist  College.  After  completing  a  graduate's 
course  he  became  the  Pastor  of  a  Melbourne  church,  in 
combination  with  which  he  worked  as  chaplain  to  the  Common- 
wealth Forces. 

Coming  to  England,  he  became  chaplain  in  connection  with 
the  Guards,  and  when  war  broke  out  volunteered  for  field-work, 
ready,  like  many  another,  to  throw  himself  into  any  sort  of  work 
helpful  to  the  soldiers. 

It  has  already  been  shown  that  preaching  is  by  no  means 
the  chief  part  of  a  chaplain's  business  ;  to  be  of  any  use  he  has 
to  be  a  factotum. 

In  Mr.  Spurr's  booklet,  to  which  I  have  already  referred,  he 
gives  some  interesting  stories  of  their  chaplains'  routine,  and 
some  touching  stories  of  soldiers'  sayings  and  doings.  Soldiers 
are  naturally  optimistic  and  fond  of  music.  Mr.  Spurr  remarks 
on  this  and  on  the  amount  of  natural  talent  there  is  amongst 
the  men.  The  chaplains  help  the  men  to  get  up  evening 
sing-songs  and  entertainments  in  which  Jews'  harps,  mouth- 
organs,  nigger-minstrels,  dancing  and  singing  all  take  part. 
Mr.  Spurr  gives  the  following  account  of  one  of  these  cheery 
evenings  : 

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290      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

"  In  a  borrowed  piano  left  intact  by  the  Germans  we  pos- 
sessed the  very  pivot  of  the  ring.  In  the  rush  of  talent  to  the 
programme  one  soldier  volunteered  to  sing  '  Annie  Laurie.' 
'  If  the  pianist  would  kindly  give  the  note  and  then  vamp  I  shall 
commence,'  he  announced.  After  receiving  the  note,  with 
difficulty  he  commenced  his  solo.  He  certainly  possessed  a 
powerful  voice,  but  oh  !  his  ear  was  never  tuned  to  the  song  of 
angels,  for  he  pitched  his  song,  in  spite  of  frantic  efforts  of  the 
pianist,  in  such  a  key  as  to  first  put  the  piano  out  of  action  and 
then  lose  poor  Annie  Laurie.  After  a  desperate  effort  at 
recovery,  in  which  cold  and  hot  sweat  was  teeming  from  his 
noble  brow  and  tears  of  laughter  from  the  eyes  of  the  audience, 
he  found  himself  wandering  '  on  the  bonny,  bonny  banks  of 
Loch  Lomond,'  with  all  the  fellows  joining  in  the  closing  bars 
of  the  popular  song. 

"  Thinking  the  applause  was  in  appreciation,  he  insisted  on 
giving  a  demonstration  of  his  ability  as  a  dancer  in  response. 
This  unfortunately  ended  in  disaster,  for  his  dancing  was  so 
thunderous  and  energetic  that  the  thin  boards  of  the  temporary 
platform  gave  way,  affording  a  most  undignified  flourish  of  arms 
and  legs  prior  to  complete  collapse.  The  whole  scene  was  such 
a  piece  of  unexpected  comedy  that  apart  from  some  really 
splendid  items  it  was  pronounced  the  gem  of  the  evening." 

No  doubt  there  are  persons  who  regard  all  this  kind  of  thing 
as  quite  outside  the  province  of  a  chaplain,  whose  main  business 
is  to  win  men's  souls  to  God  ;  but  who  shall  say  this  is  not  one 
of  the  wisest  ways  of  winning  them  ?  I  wish  more  people 
realised  that  God  gave  us  this  beautiful  world  and  health  to 
enjoy  it,  and  that  He  loves  us  to  be  happy.  Long  faces  and 
cant  do  not  win  souls.  Surely  many  things  that  in  times  of 
peace  seemed  of  supreme  importance,  now,  in  time  of  war,  when 
so  many  are  standing  on  the  edge  of  the  Great  Beyond,  appear 
very  trivial. 

Soldiers  want  reality  and  brevity.  The  Rev.  T.  Tattersall, 
of  the  Free  Church,  understands  this  and  understands  soldiers 
and  their  worth.  He  says,  "  Their  instincts  are  deeply  rooted, 
and  the  foolish  wayfaring  man  with  a  shibboleth  on  his  lips 
might  easily  miss  them.  There  is  no  parade  of  religion  in  the 
army.     A  soldier  is  a  man  of  action,  he  has  scant  respect  for 


Revs.  E.  L.  Watson  and  T.  Tattersall      291 

broad  phylacteries.  He  looks  for  the  proof  of  faith  in  moral 
heroism." 

Most,  if  not  all  men,  have  religion  deeply  rooted  in  their 
hearts,  only  they  call  it  by  the  name  of  "  honour." 

One  soldier  who  on  his  way  out  from  home  had  boasted  that 
he  believed  in  no  religion,  was  seen  by  his  companions,  when 
some  desperate  fighting  was  taking  place,  the  earth  rocking  and 
the  skies  seemed  to  be  falling,  to  suddenly  drop  upon  his  knees 
praying. 

"  Hullo,  old  chief  !  thought  you  didn't  hold  with  prayer 
and  such-like,"  said  a  pal. 

"  No,"  came  the  reply,  "  but  a  fellow  cannot  be  in  a  place 
like  this  without  believing  in  a  God  or  a  devil,  and  as  I  cannot 
believe  in  a  supreme  devil  I  am  driven  to  pray  to  a  supreme 
God." 

Reasoning  machines  pale  before  the  situations  they  have  to 
face  to-day,  they  have  no  logic  ready  at  hand.  How  can  a  man 
without  faith  find  words  wherewith  to  comfort  a  poor  mother 
to  whom  he  has  to  return  the  letters  from  her  dead  son's  pocket, 
soaked  through  and  through  with  his  life-blood  ?  How  can 
moments  like  these  be  faced  in  cold  reasoning  ?  Where  would 
the  men  be  without  religion  and  faith,  when  day  after  day  the 
pal  of  the  morning  with  whom  they  cracked  jokes  becomes  by 
evening  a  silent  "  It  "  ? 

To  quote  again  from  Mr.  Spurr's  little  book.  He  tells  a 
story  with  pride  and  affection  of  one  of  his  Free  Church  boys. 
"  The  Welsh  Regiment  were  handing  over  their  trenches  at 
Landmerke  to  the  French  at  3. .30  in  the  morning.  A  Black 
Maria  from  the  Germans  fell  upon  a  platoon,  killing  twenty-one 
at  once  and  wounding  nineteen  others,  all  of  whom  had  lost  a 
limb.  The  remaining  nine  men  cleared  after  recovering  from 
the  shock,  but  one  remained  until  dawn,  creeping  about  amongst 
the  wounded,  though  being  shelled  all  the  time.  He  was 
bandaging  up  the  maimed  as  best  he  could,  then  made  his  way 
to  the  village,  procured  a  horse  and  galloped  off  for  the  field 
ambulance  and  made  his  report  to  the  Colonel,  urging  upon  him 
the  necessity  of  bringing  back  the  wounded.  The  Colonel 
considered  the  firing  much  too  dangerous,  but  could  not  resist 
Evans'  entreaties,  so  still  under  heavy  shell-fire  the  ambulance, 
guided  by  Evans,  made  its  way  to  the  desired  spot  and  collected 


292      Sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

the  poor  men,  who  no  doubt  thought  they  had  been  left  to  die. 
The  ambulance  moved  off,  but  Evans  could  not  bear  to  leave 
the  dead  unburied,  and  begged  for  permission  to  remain.  The 
Colonel  told  him  he  was  mad,  it  was  too  late  in  the  afternoon 
and  the  shelling  was  unceasing,  and  he  had  not  been  out  of  the 
deadliest  danger  since  early  morning." 

The  recounter  of  this  little  story  was  a  chaplain,  and  he  says 
he  does  not  know  whether  Evans'  courage  received  recognition. 
"  But  this  I  know,  such  men — and  their  name  is  legion — are 
worthy  of  the  highest  honours.  It  was  to  minister  to  such  men 
I  came  out.  Was  it  not  worth  while  ?  I  trudged  back  to  camp 
with  a  song  in  my  heart." 

The  stretcher-bearers,  who  do  such  untiring  and  dangerous 
work,  never  seem  to  come  in  for  any  recognition,  yet  many  I 
know  have  grown  jumpy  at  times  after  ceaseless  work  amidst 
revolting  and  heartbreaking  scenes,  carrying  the  wounded  over 
difficult  ground,  crossing  and  recrossing  fire-swept  centres, 
while  their  own  insides  were  empty,  their  clothes  heavy  with 
mud  and  rain,  their  nerves  all  on  the  jump,  and  never  a  word  of 
encouragement. 

A  relative  of  mine,  writing  in  1915  from  the  trenches  in 
Flanders,  tells  me  of  a  soldier  commanding  a  company  in  the 
same  trench  as  himself  who  before  the  war  had  been  a  Non- 
conformist minister,  but  the  sporting  spirit  had  been  too  strong 
in  him,  he  felt  he  must  be  doing  his  bit  actively.  The  letter  is 
long  and  full  of  interest,  so  I  will  begin  where  he  leaves  the 
trenches  after  having  been  in  occupation  of  one  end  while  the 
Germans  held  the  other,  the  time  having  been  distinctly  lively. 

"  It  is  a  great  mercy  to  be  in  billets  again  for  a  bit  of  a  rest. 
It  is  always  interesting  here  behind  the  lines  watching  the 
ceaseless  industry  that  goes  to  keep  a  great  army  in  being.  I 
cannot  understand  the  foolish  people  who  say  that  romance  has 
gone  out  of  modern  war.  They  must  be  the  same  people  who  go 
to  London  for  the  first  time  and  declare  that  the  chief  things  to 
impress  them  were  the  dome  of  St.  Paul's  and  policemen  con- 
trolling traffic,  utterly  blind  to  the  real  point,  which  is,  of  course, 
that  London  is  like  the  Garden  of  Eden,  in  which  the  animals  are 
so  tame  that  the  birds  of  the  air  descend  and  feed  from  your 
hand  and  the  shy  waterfowl  leave  the  lakes  and  waddle  at  your 


Revs.  E.  L.  Watson  and  T.  Tatter  sail      293 

very  feet.  War  is  infinitely  more  romantic  than  it  has  ever 
been,  now  that  it  is  a  war  of  populations  and  not  a  mere  affair 
of  professional  fighters.  Now,  your  poet  from  Chelsea  has 
thrown  aside  his  pen  and  is  at  death-grapples  with  the  waiters 
who  once  served  his  table  at  Soho  ;  the  bank-manager  of 
Lombard  Street  who  used  nearly  to  faint  when  a  horse  fell  down 
is  now  sweating  at  the  head  of  a  bombing  party,  exulting  in  his 
power  to  kill.  The  great  feats  of  chivalry  and  the  knightly 
daring  of  legends  are  paling  into  nothing  before  the  lives  of  these 
commonplace  people. 

"  Tliere  is  a  perfect  example  of  the  sort  of  man  I  mean  in 

the   battalion  called ,  a  company  commander  now,    and 

incongruously  enough  rather  a  special  pal  of  mine,  although  his 
idea  of  bliss  is  to  produce  most  miserable  hymn  tunes  and  dirges 
on  a  tin  whistle  every  evening.  He  used  to  be  a  Nonconformist 
minister,  but  is  now  a  tremendously  keen  soldier  whom  no 
horrors  can  sicken  and  no  fatigue  daunt.  He  is  really  one  of 
those  splendid  fellows  one  can  admire  wholeheartedly. 

"  His  name  appeared  in  the  lists  of  those  decorated  for 
conspicuous  bravery  some  time  ago,  and  people  think  him  rather 
a  lucky  dog,  but  I  doubt  if  there  are  many  men  who  suffer  more 
in  this  war.  Sometimes  when  things  are  slack  he  crawls  into 
my  dug-out  and  lets  himself  go.  You  can  see  all  the  mental 
agony  this  austere  Nonconformist  suffers.  It  is  literally  true  to 
say  that  the  sheer  wickedness  of  it  all  makes  him  miserable  and 
desperate.  It  is  for  him  a  holy  war,  and  he  is  straining  every 
nerve  in  the  personal  effort  to  win  what  he  hopes  may  be 
universal  peace  for  humanity.  Meanwhile  his  life  is  far  from  a 
happy  one.  Even  the  questionable  wit  of  camps  is  hateful  to 
him.  It  was  men  like  this  that  Cromwell  had  the  wit  to  see 
would  carry  him  anywhere — and  they  did. 

"  I  suppose  the  critic  who  says  there  is  no  romance  left  in 

war  would  see  nothing  in but  a  gaunt  young  man  with  a 

Lancashire  accent  who  might  easily  be  suspected  of  eating  peas 
with  his  knife.  To  me  it  is  the  most  perfect  legend  of  chivalry 
being  re-lived. 

"  If  my  Nonconformist  is  not  Sir  Percival  in  quest  of  the 
Holy  Grail,  who  is  he  ?  The  knight  inspired,  heedless  of  all  but 
the  pursuit  of  a  flaming  ideal  ! 

"  After  all,  Sir  Percival  probably  ate  peas  with  his  sword  !  " 


Chapter  XXII 

The  Rev,  H.  Hall  with  the  29th  Division — A  Memorial — Sir  Ian  Hamilton 
Unveils  it — Starting  a  Rifle  Club — Some  Anonymous  Letters — Wliat  they 
Said — Colonel  Carrington  Smith — Confirmation  Classes  in  War-time — Heroic 
Middies — A  Fateful  Sunday — Breakfast  at  5.30  a.m. — A  Cheery  Party — 
What  Happened  to  Them — A  Commander  Dies  in  Mr.  Hall's  Arms — A  Grue- 
some Sight — Four  Days'  and  Four  Nights'  Hard  Work — Searching  for  the 
Brigade  Major — Turkish  Snipers  Busy — Agility  of  Mr,  Hall — The  Rev. 
Mazzini  Tron — With  the  Bush  Brotherhood — At  Suvla  Bay — Wins  D.S.O. 
and  Bar — The  Rev.  W.  R.  F.  Addison  in  Canadian  Lumber-Camp — In 
Mesopotamia — Wins  Victoria  Cross — His  Love  of  Nature — Addison  Ancestors 
— What  a  Little  Bird  told  the  Author — A  Chaplain's  Recompense. 

THE  REV.  H.  HALL,  who  has  reigned  at  Holy  Trinity 
Vicarage,  Eltham,  since  1907,  when  the  Bishop  of 
Southwark  sent  him  to  that  quiet  old-world  village,  was 
with  the  ever-to-be  remembered  29th  Division  in  Gallipoli,  and 
he  is  proud  that  his  church  now  holds  the  memorial  to  all  those 
gallant  men  who  fell  during  that  heroic  endeavour  to  do  the 
impossible.  It  was  unveiled  by  General  Sir  Ian  Hamilton, 
on  April  25,  1917.  Each  year  a  service  is  held  in  memory  of 
those  who  fought  and  fell  in  Gallipoli,  1915-16. 

Mr.  Hall  is  a  devotee  at  the  shrine  of  athleticism  and  sport. 
The  first  thing  he  did  after  becoming  vicar  of  Holy  Trinity  was 
to  astonish  the  dreamy  inhabitants  by  such  an  unheard-of 
innovation  as  forming  a  rifle-club,  and  with  the  help  of  Sir  John 
Stevens,  Sir  Harry  North,  the  European  manager  of  the 
Canadian -Pacific  Railway,  and  other  leading  lights,  it  was 
soon  an  accomplished  fact. 

By  the  wish  of  that  keen  soldier.  Colonel  H.  B.  Tasker,  Mr. 
Hall  became  the  Padre  to  the  2nd  London  R.F.A.  (Territorial 
Forces),  and  learnt  the  delights  of  summer  camps — when  the 
floods  are  not  out  !  About  this  time  he  received  a  number  of 
anonymous  letters  from  those  brave  persons  who  love  to  write 
letters  they  are  ashamed  to  sign  with  their  names.  The  purport 
of  these  letters  was  to  ask  what  he  meant  by  marching  about 
with  troops  and  getting  up  rifle-clubs  to  teach  men  to  shoot  one 


Revs.  Hall,  Tron,  D.S.O.,  and  Addison,  V.C.    295 

another,  when  he  was  supposed  to  be  a  man  of  peace  ?  The 
brilHant  writers  perhaps  had  not  brains  enough  to  grasp  the 
fact  that  the  way  to  keep  peace  is  by  being  prepared  for  war, 
but  probably  these  letter-writers  have  by  now  quite  changed 
their  views. 

Mr.  Hall  left  England  to  join  the  troops  as  chaplain  on  board 
the  Aragon,  since  torpedoed  in  the  Mediterranean.  Colonel 
Carrington  Smith,  commanding  the  2nd  Hants  Regiment,  was 
most  sympathetic  both  to  Mr.  Hall  and  Mr.  Hardy,  the  Wesleyan 
Padre  on  the  Aragon,  helping  as  much  as  possible  to  facilitate 
their  work.  Colonel  Carrington  Smith  was  killed  on  the  bridge 
of  the  Clyde  that  desperate  Sunday,  April  25th. 

On  arrival  at  Mudros  Bay  those  on  board  the  Aragon  found 
the  inner  and  outer  harbours  crowded  with  men-of-war,  trans- 
ports, and  other  vessels. 

Mr.  Hall  tells  me  he  found  it  difficult  amidst  the  excitement 
attending  a  campaign  to  carry  on  his  Confirmation  classes.  I 
should  have  thought  it  would  have  been  quite  impossible, 
mingled  with  rehearsals  of  landing  and  so  forth,  and  I  wonder  he 
tried  to  keep  them  up  at  such  a  time,  when  the  men  could  have 
so  little  leisure  for  quiet  thought  and  preparation  ;  but  no  doubt 
he  had  good  reasons  for  endeavouring  to  hold  the  classes. 

Various  journeys  had  to  be  undertaken  by  Mr.  Hall  to  and 
from  the  Implacable  and  Euryalus  and  from  beach  to  beach. 
These  he  says  he  enjoyed  on  launches  "  under  the  care  of  that 
most  entrancing  of  heroic  souls,  a  young  middy."  As  most  of 
these  journeys  were  undertaken  amidst  shrapnel  salutations 
they  must  have  been  exciting. 

Then  came  that  fateful  Sunday,  April  25th.  Breakfast  was 
at  5.30.  Near  Mr.  Hall  sat  Brigadier-General  Napier,  Major 
T.  D.  Costeker,  who  had  won  his  D.S.O.  in  France  rn  1914, 
Colonel  D.  F.  Cayley,  and  Colonel  Carrington  Smith.  Out  of 
the  four  three  were  killed  before  the  sun  was  up  and  without 
having  set  foot  on  shore.  Captain  Walford,  Brigade  Major  of 
the  Royal  Artillery,  a  warrior-student  rich  in  promise,  won  his 
posthumous  V.C.  by  his  gallant  leading  of  the  decisive  charge 
through  the  narrow  ways  of  Sedd-el-Bahr  ;  and  countless  others, 
each  more  heroic,  if  possible,  than  the  last. 

I  have  in  a  previous  chapter  described  the  terrific  bombard- 
ment at  that  landing  from  the  war-vessels  of  the  Allies,  which  it 


296      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

was  hoped  would  put  a  considerable  number  of  the  Turks  out  of 
action,  but  which  proved  to  have  been  most  abortive.  Anyone 
looking  on,  thought  Sedd-el-Bahr  and  its  old  fortresses  must  have 
been  rendered  innocuous,  but  before  long  all  were  undeceived, 
and  for  days  to  come  were  praying  for  howitzers  and  still  more 
howitzers  and  guns  of  high  trajectory.  For  an  account  of  the 
magnificent  part  played  by  the  troops  in  this  action  Sir  Ian 
Hamilton's  historic  and  classic  despatch  and  Mr.  Masefield's 
epic,  provide  brilliant  and  tragic  details. 

Mr.  Hall  is  full  of  admiration  of  the  British  army  and  navy.. 
He  says,  "  For  absolute  pluck  and  self-forget  fulness  commend  me 
to  a  British  naval  officer."  The  gallant  commander  who  had 
been  in  charge  of  the  landing  operations  was  badly  hit  in  the 
knee,  but  as  he  lay  in  the  boat  which  brought  him  to  the  Aragon 
he  was  still  full  of  fire  and  vim,  and  continued  to  give  directions 
with  that  directness  of  energy,  voice,  and  gesture  that  were  very 
naval.  The  commander  in  charge  of  the  submarine  base  at 
Malta  had  volunteered  to  help  in  the  landing  and  was  so  badly 
wounded  he  died  in  Mr,  Hall's  arms. 

The  Aragon  was  some  little  way  from  V.  beach,  yet  little  did 
they  know  of  its  many  tragedies  ;  but  through  their  glasses  they 
could  see  what  looked  like  a  crowd  of  men  resting  as  if  for  a 
first  meal  on  shore.  What  looked  like  men  resting  were  those 
who  had  lived  through  the  deadly  hail  from  machine-guns, 
rifles,  and  shrapnel ;  they  were  sheltering  under  that  providential 
forty-one  inches  of  abrupt  rise  from  sea-level,  but  unable  to 
move  one  step  in  any  direction,  either  right  or  left.  Little  did 
those  on  the  Aragon  then  know  of  the  thousands  of  Turks 
unscathed  by  the  bombardment  who  from  trench  and  crevice, 
castle  and  village,  were  pouring  a  murderous  storm  of  lead  upon 
the  invaders. 

When  the  beach  was  reached  Mr.  Hall  found  a  gruesome 
sight.  The  dead  lay  in  heaps.  The  cliffs,  festooned  with  wire, 
had  dead  soldiers  hanging  in  its  entanglements,  many  in  places 
it  was  impossible  to  reach  for  some  time. 

Three  chaplains,  named  Hall,  Hardy,  and  Foster,  now  set 
to  work  hard,  burying  the  dead— as  many  as  eighty-eight  bodies 
in  one  grave.  They  worked  unceasingly  for  the  best  part  of 
four  days  and  four  nights. 

That  Sunday  evening,  April  25th,  while  busy  burying  the 


The   REV,   H.   A.   HALL 


[Facing  p.  ■2.9(>. 


The   REV.   W.   F.   ADDISON,    V.C. 


Fachig  p.  237.] 


Revs.  Hall,  Tron,  D.S.O.,  and  Addison,  V.C.     297 

dead,  a  message  was  brought  to  Mr.  Hall  that  Major  Costeker 
lay  dead  near  the  battered  lighthouse  hard  by  Sedd-el-Bahr. 
The  three  parsons  climbed  along  the  cliff-tops  of  Cape  Helles, 
skirting  an  abandoned  Turkish  trench,  until  they  came  to  the 
outpost  of  the  4th  Worcesters,  where  they  learned  it  was  not 
their  own  Brigade  Major  whose  body  was  supposed  to  be  behind 
the  lighthouse,  but  the  body  of  the  Brigade  Major  of  the  86th 
Brigade  ;  but  they  found  the  body,  with  face  as  peaceful  as  if 
the  brave  man  had  only  fallen  asleep.  The  chaplains  wished  to 
stay  and  bury  him,  but  it  was  pointed  out  all  were  utterly 
exhausted  after  a  long  day  of  fighting,  so  the  burial  had  to  be 
postponed  until  the  morning  ;  then  when  Mr.  Hall  was  peace- 
fully carrying  out  his  work,  having  little  idea  the  Turks  were  so 
near,  he  was  made  cognisant  of  the  fact  by  a  sniper  having  a 
couple  of  shots  at  him.  Mr.  Hall  says  if  only  he  had  possessed 
a  stop-watch  at  the  time,  he  is  sure  he  could  prove  that  his 
immediate  leap  into  the  afore-mentioned  trench  and  his  quick 
departure  were  done  in  record  time.  But  before  he  got  back  to 
the  beach  the  Turks  had  commenced  that  fierce  counter-attack 
which  for  a  time  threatened  to  drive  all  the  British  into  the  sea. 

Mr.  Hall  described  that  day  as  one  never  to  be  forgotten  by 
any  who  were  present — the  flares,  rockets,  thundering  of  the 
mighty  guns  of  our  ships,  incessant  crackling  of  rifle-fire,  all  very 
wonderful,  and  withal  startlingly  beautiful.  All  hands  were 
pressed  into  the  defence,  either  to  handle  a  rifle  or  carry  am- 
munition to  the  firing-line.  At  this  time  Mr.  Reid,  the  Presby- 
terian chaplain  of  the  King's  Own  Scottish  Borderers,  won  the 
Military  Cross  and  was  mentioned  in  despatches  for  his  zeal  and 
courage. 

It  was  Mr.  Hall's  first  experience  of  war,  and  he  found  no 
comfort  in  the  thought,  as  the  bullets  whistled  by,  that  there  is 
no  danger  from  those  that  can  be  heard,  for  there  was  the 
certainty  of  more  to  follow. 

The  Eltham  vicar  says  he  believes  "  three  causes  prevented 
them  all  being  driven  into  the  sea  that  night — the  steadiness  of 
the  British  infantry,  such  as  the  1st  Essex  and  4th  Worcesters ; 
inter  alia  the  help  of  our  war-vessels  ;  last  and  indeed  not  the 
least,  but  the  ultimately  decisive  cause,  was,  I  believed  thea 
and  I  believe  now,  the  direct  veto  of  God  Himself." 

Mr.  Hall  is  full  of  stories  of  interest  and  deeds  of  heroism  during 


298      sportsmen  Parsons  in  Peace  and  War 

that  ghastly  failure  when  thousands  died  nobly — for  what  ? 
Nothing.  But  as  he  hopes  to  write  a  book  of  his  own  experiences 
I  must  not  trespass.  He  says  he  is  "  proud  to  have  served 
under  Sir  Ian  Hamilton,  a  man  of  such  charm  and  military 
distinction,"  and  remarks  on  the  affection  England  has  for 
sending  a  handful  of  men  to  do  the  work  of  thousands. 

I  wonder,  when  the  history  of  this  war  is  written,  how  much 
of  the  truth  will  ever  be  allowed  to  appear  in  print.  I  could  tell 
some  surprising  stories,  but  the  Press  Bureau  would  sit  upon  me, 
so  had  better  not ;  and  after  all,  what  can  be  expected  or  a 
civilian-controlled  army  ?  Readers  of  history  will  know  what 
to  expect. 

The  chaplains'  note-books  would  be  full  of  interest,  but  they 
contain  many  things  that  must  ever  remain  secret  between 
themselves,  God^ — and  the  dead. 

Methinks  the  spirit-world  is  filling  very  fast,  and  during 
these  days  of  tension  and  battle  it  seems  almost  as  if  we  can  hear 
the  rustle  of  the  spirits  as  they  pass  to  their  new  homes  ;  our 
nerves  get  strained — or  shall  I  say  attuned  ? — with  constant 
watching,  longing,  and  praying. 

When  I  look  back  over  the  past  few  years  and  remember  all 
the  Generals  I  have  known,  who  after  having  spent  the  best  of 
their  lives  serving  their  country  and  having  achieved  fame,  have 
been  flung  from  their  pedestals,  often  through  no  fault  of  their 
own,  I  marvel  that  any  man  is  to  be  found  with  big  enough 
heart  to  undertake  such  responsible  and  thankless  tasks.  If  in 
the  morning  he  achieves  a  success  he  is  a  brilliant  strategist,  a 
genius  and  brave  man.  In  the  evening  may  come  a  reverse, 
and  he  is  a  blundering  idiot  and  no  earthly  use  ;  but  he  must 
behave  like  a  properly  disciphned  soldier  and  carry  with  a  smile 
the  burden  of  other  people's  mistakes  and  say  nothing  !  Such 
is  life  ! 

I  must  hurry  on  and  bring  my  book  to  an  end,  though  there 
are  a  number  more  parsons  I  should  like  to  write  about,  quite 
a  number  who  are  alive  to-day  who  have  done  gallant  deeds ; 
but  they  do  not  like  to  be  written  about,  it  makes  them  shy. 
We  must  wait  until  the  war  is  over  before  anything  like  a  full  list 
can  be  compiled,  but  there  are  just  two  more  about  whom  I  must 
speak  for  a  few  moments. 

The  Rev.  Mazzini  Tron,  born  of  working  folk  in  the  north. 


Revs.  Hall,  Tron,  D.S.O.,  and  Addison,  V.C.      299 

As  a  boy  he  was  a  member  of  the  Church  Lads'  Brigade  ;  his 
vicar  became  interested  in  him,  and  sent  him  to  a  theological 
college.  He  subsequently  worked  with  the  Bush  Brotherhood. 
At  the  outbreak  of  war  he  joined  an  Australian  Unit  of  the 
R.A.M.C.  and  was  at  Suvla  Bay,  where  he  was  the  sole  survivor 
of  his  patrol.  For  his  resource  and  bravery  he  received  the 
Military  Cross  and  was  transferred  to  the  chaplains'  department. 
He  further  distinguished  himself  in  France,  taking  charge  of  a 
dressing-station  when  the  doctor  was  killed.  I  would  like  to 
tell  you  much  more  of  wonderful  things  he  did,  but  he  does  not 
wish  it.  Anyway,  he  got  a  second  bar  to  his  medal,  and  the 
D.S.O.     All  honour  to  him. 

As  I  began  my  book  with  a  V.C.  parson  perhaps  I  cannot  do 
better  than  finish  with  one,  though  here  again  I  must  say  very 
little,  as  the  hero  is  alive  and  very  shy,  and  begs  me  not  to  say 
much.  The  Rev.  William  Robert  Fountain e  Addison  was  the 
second  army  chaplain  to  be  honoured  during  the  war.  Four 
others  on  whom  the  Victoria  Cross  was  conferred  at  this  time 
lost  their  lives  in  winning  it. 

Mrs.  Addison  feared  her  son  had  not  had  education  enough 
and  had  not  the  physical  strength  or  ability  to  succeed  in 
England,  so  arranged  for  him  to  become  a  colonist,  and  to  Canada 
he  went,  and  appears  to  have  had  a  very  dull  and  lonely  life 
there  on  a  farm,  but  gained  considerable  experience  in  riding 
and  breaking  horses.  In  the  lumber  camps  he  shared  the  life 
of  the  lumber-jacks — tree-felling,  etc.,  but,  like  many  other 
Canadians,  he  is  unwilling  to  recall  memories  of  that  time. 

Mr.  Addison's  uncle,  knowing  this  life  was  uncongenial  to 
his  nephew,  assisted  and  persuaded  him  to  return  to  England. 
After  his  return,  in  a  letter  to  his  uncle,  he  says,  "  Looking 
back  upon  my  life  in  Canada  it  is  like  a  ghastly,  vivid  nightmare. 
You  alone  have  rescued  me  from  a  dark,  dreary,  and  slaving 
life.  .  .  ." 

During  Mr.  Addison's  lumber-camp  experiences  he  learned 
to  deal  with  many  types  of  men,  and  this  has  no  doubt  been  a 
help  to  him  in  later  years. 

After  his  return  from  Canada  he  went  to  Salisbury  Theo- 
logical College,  and  was  ordained  in  1913  ;  after  which  he  became 
curate  at  St.  Edmunds,  Salisbury,  and  worked  there  until  he 
obtained  an  army  chaplaincy. 


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vJ 


All  his  services  have  been  in  the  east  ;  he  has  not  been  in 
Flanders  or  the  western  front  up  to  the  time  of  writing. 

He  sailed  from  Suez  to  Basra  on  board  the  Kalyan  with  the 
late  General  Sir  Stanley  Maude,  and  it  was  in  Mesopotamia 
that  he  won  his  V.C.,  "  for  conspicuous  bravery  in  carrying  a 
number  of  wounded  men  and  bandaging  their  wounds  while 
under  heavy  rifle  and  machine-gun  fire."  In  addition  to  this, 
his  splendid  example  of  utter  disregard  for  personal  danger 
encouraged  the  stretcher-bearers  to  go  forward  under  heavy 
fire  and  collect  the  wounded.  What  is  not  generally  known  is 
that  for  a  whole  day  he  carried  wounded  men  and  dressed  their 
wounds. 

Writing  home  at  this  time  he  says  : 

"  I  do  thank  God  that  He  allowed  me  to  accomplish  what  I 
set  out  to  do,  and  also  that  I  have  received  the  V.C.,  as  that 
seems  to  have  caused  you  and  others  much  joy." 

This  letter  was  dated  November  3,  1916,  from  Mesopotamia. 
Mr.  Addison  also  took  part  in  the  withdrawal  from  Gallipoli. 

At  present  his  ambition  is  to  achieve  something  in  sermon- 
writing.  I  think,  like  many  others  who  have  been  through 
terrible  scenes  and  experiences,  he  wants  a  long  rest. 

One  of  the  pleasures  of  his  life  lies  in  ornithology,  and  when 
in  Mesopotamia  he  spent  most  of  his  spare  time  studying  the 
ways  of  the  birds  and  beasts  he  found  there  ;  he  sent  several 
interesting  letters  and  articles  to  the  Times  and  Field,  which 
were  published. 

For  four  successive  generations  the  eldest  sons  in  the 
Addison  family  have  been  clergymen,  and  the  present  W.  R.  F. 
Addison  makes  the  fifth.  His  father  was  an  artist  whose  works 
were  exhibited  at  the  Royal  Academy,  Royal  Institute,  and 
other  exhibitions.  The  grandfather  Addison  was  a  great 
worker  amongst  the  poor,  both  in  Reading,  where  he  was  vicar 
of  Christ  Church,  and  at  Gibraltar,  where  he  was  head  of  the 
English  Cathedral.  When  on  the  "  Rock,"  after  three  heavy 
services  in  the  Cathedral  he  managed  to  fit  in  a  service  for  the 
sailors  on  ships  at  anchor  in  the  Bay  ;  even  when  storms  were 
raging  and  the  notice-board  said,  "  Double  danger,  double 
fare,"  he  went  out  in  a  small  rowing-boat  and  held  a  service  on 
a  hulk  anchored  in  the  centre  of  the  shipping,  in  the  true 
sporting  spirit. 


Revs.  Hall,  Tron,  D.S.O.,  and  Addison,  V.G.     301 

It  is  not  therefore  difficult  to  see  where  the  V.C.  Addison's 
courage  and  endurance  came  from. 

A  httle  bird  has  told  me  that  when  Mr.  Addison  won  his 
Victoria  Cross  he  was  really  disobeying  orders,  as  he  had  been 
forbidden  to  expose  himself  to  so  much  danger,  and  when  a 
certain  General  heard  he  had  again  "  gone  over  the  top  "  he 
used  some  strong  language  and  declared  he  would  have  him 
court-martialled  ;  instead  of  this,  however,  at  the  end  of  the 
day  he  was  publicly  thanked  by  two  Generals  for  what  he  had 
done. 

Mr.  Addison  returned  to  England  in  1917,  and  in  July  of 
that  year  was  married  and  received  his  Cross  from  the  King 
at  Buckingham  Palace  on  August  8,  1917.  His  regiment, 
the  King's  Own  Royal  Lancashire,  gave  him  a  handsome 
wedding-present  in  the  form  of  a  silver  salver,  as  well  as  a  sub- 
stantial cheque  from  the  Brigade.  We  all  know  how  precious 
and  valued  are  these  tokens  of  friendship  and  appreciation. 

And  of  the  chaplains  themselves,  what  do  they  feel  after 
sharing  the  hardships  and  stress  of  battle  with  the  soldiers  ? 
They  are,  I  know,  deeply  grateful  and  uplifted  when  they  see 
any  return  for  their  services.  The  following  little  story  shows 
how  occasionally  the  Padres  find  crumbs  of  comfort  and  en- 
couragement when,  having  cast  their  bread  upon  the  waters, 
some  of  it  returns  after  many  days. 

Just  before  a  big  push  a  chaplain  was  addressing  his  men 
and  administering  the  Holy  Communion,  and  in  his  address  he 
quoted  the  text,  "  Though  He  slay  me,  yet  will  I  trust  in  Him." 

During  the  battle  that  followed,  when  this  Padre  was  helping 
the  walking  wounded  out,  in  the  dark,  one  lad  badly  hit  in 
the  mouth,  which  was  full  of  blood,  put  his  face  close  to  the 
Padre's  and,  spluttering  blood  all  over  it,  pressed  close  up  and 
with  difficult  speech  said,  "  Though  He  slay  me,  yet  will  I  trust 
in  Him.'' 


INDEX 


Aberdour,  Lord,  see  Morton 
Acklam  Hall,  14,  16  et  seq.,  22,  25 
Adams,  V.C.,  Rev.  J.  W.,  3-12 
Adams,  Mrs.  J.  W.,  11 
Adderley,  C.F.,  Rev.  C.  A.,  228 
Addison,   V.C,   Rev.  William   R.  F,, 

299-301 
Addison,  Mrs.,  299 
Agland,  Jim,  124 

Ailesbury,  Maria,  Marchioness  of,  68 
Aldridge,  Rev.  E.  A.,  137-43 
Alexandra,  Queen,  45,  65,  68 
Alfonso,  King  of  Spain,  255 
Alverstone,  Richard  Webster,  Lord,  64 
Arch,  M.P.,  Joseph,  161-2 
Argyll,  George  Campbell,  eighth  Duke 

of,  65 
Arkwright,  Robert,  65,  68 
Arnold,  of  Rugby,  Dr.,  70 
Ashby  Launde  (Lines.),  57 
Augusta,    Empress   of   William    I.   of 

Germany,  52-3 


Baker,  Valentine,  66 
Balfour,  Right  Hon.  A.  J.,  65 
Baly,  Archdeacon,  67 
Barrymore,  Lord,  28-9 
Barton,  Sir  Andrew,  18 
Beaconsfield,  Benjamin  Disraeli,  Earl 

of,  65 
Bearsted  (Kent),  213  et  seq.,  230 
Beaufort,      Henry      Somerset,       8th 

Duke  of,  65 
Beckenham,   St.  Paul's   Church,   232, 

233,  235 
Bedford,  Francis  Russell,  9th  Duke  of, 

46,66 
Bedford,  Duchess  of,  66-7 
Bentinck,  Lord  Henry,  61 
Benton,  Thomas  Mansford,  201 
Benton,     Capt.     the     Rev.     William 

Richard,  201-31 
Benton,  Mrs.  W.  R.,  211,  227 
Benzon,  Mr.  (Jubilee  Plunger),  68 
Beresford,     D.S.O.,     Lieut.-Col.     the 

Rev.  Percy  William,  242-7 


Beresford,  Lord  William,  88,  268 

Beresford,  Judge  William,  242 

Beresford,  Miss,  24-6 

Bergen,  Father,  269-70 

Black  Torrington  (Devon),  36,  47-8 

Booth,  General,  268-9 

Booth,  Mrs.,  268-9 

Booth,  Miss,  259,  266,  269 

Boswell,  James,  105 

Bourne,  Cardinal,  258 

Boynton  (Yorks),  30 

Bradley,  Father,  281 

Brassey,  M.F.H.,  Albert,  160 

Brindle,  D.S.O.,   Right  Rev.  Father, 

Bishop  of  Nottingham,  248-58 
Bristol  riots,  82 

Broke,  Lord  Willoughby  de,  28,  31 
Bromhead,  Lieutenant,  113 
Bronte,  Charlotte,  51 
Brook,  Dr.  W.  H.,  60-1 
Brook,  C,  60-1 
Brown,  Corporal  Gore,  176 
Bullecourt,  Battle  of,  24,  45 
Burdon,  Rev.  John,  23 
Burgoyne,  Sir  John,  71 
Burnaby,  General,  66 
Burnaby,  Rev.  Evelyn,  62-74 
Burnaby,  Colonel  Fred.,  62-3,  69 
Burnaby,  Rev.  Gustavus,  62,  71 
Burnaby,  Mrs.  Gustavus,  67,  71 
Burnaby,  Hon.  Mrs.  Margaret,  73 
Burnaby,  Mrs.  Winifred,  73 
Bury,     Dr.,    Bishop    of    North    and 

Central  Europe,  198 
Butler,  Armar,  127 
Butler,  Henry,  127 
Butler,  Hubert,  127 
Butler,  James,  127 
Butler,  Rev.  Pierce,  127-32 
Butler,  Ralph,  127 
Butler,  Rollo  Pierce,  127 
Butler,    Rev.    William    (Billy),    122, 

133-36 
Byars,  Sidney,  197 

C 

Cadogan,  George,  3rd  Earl  of,  77 

Cambridge:  Magdalene  College,  28,  77; 

Steeplechase  match  between  Oxford 

and,    28-9;     Trinity  Beagles,    34; 

Boxing  at,  39;   St.  John's  College, 


303 


304 


Index 


51;  Emmanuel  College,  115;  Trinity 
College,  138;  Jesus  College,  147; 
Caius  College,  237,  239 

Campbell,  Lord  Colin,  5 

Candy,  Mr.,  28 

Carlyle,  Thomas,  77 

Carter,  Will,  31 

Casualty  clearing  station,  177  et  seq. 

Caunton  Manor  (Newark),  101 

Cayley,  Colonel  D.  F.,  295 

Chard,  Rev.  E.,  112^18^ 

Chard,  Colonel  John,  112  et  seq.,  117-8 

Chard,  William  Wheaton,  112 

Chard,  Colonel  Wheaton,  112 

Charles  I.,  20 

Charles  II.,  94 

Chelmsford,  Lord,  198-9 

Christian,  Princess,  173 

Church  Lads  Brigade,  233 

Churchill,  Lord  Randolph,  65 

Cope,  Sir  John,  79 

Costeker,  D.S.O.,  Major  T.  D.,  295, 
297 

Costobadie,  Captain  F.  Palisser,  51 

Costobadie,  Rev.  Henry  Palmer,  56 

Costobadie,  Rev.  Hugh  Palisser,  49,  56 

Cotleigh  (Devon),  123 

Cottesbroke  (Northants),  31 

Cotton,  General  Sir  Sydney,  164 

Crake,  Winifred,  see  Bumaby 

Crawley,  Rev.  A.  S.,  90 

Crimean  War,  5 

Crouch  End,  Christ  Church,  237  et  seq. 

Curres,  Mr.  Teddy,  23 

Curzon  of  Kedleston,  Lord,  11 

D 

Dark,  Lieut.,  270 

Dardanelles,  273  et  seq.,  294  et  seq. 

Darwin,  Charles,  81 

Davenport,  Bromley,  163 

Davenport,  de  G.,  55 

Davenport,  Rev.  J.  R.,  55 

Day,  Father,  282 

Dickens,  Charles,  164 

Dogs,       pedigree,       "  Harper,"       31, 

"Trump,"     39,     40,     "Joe,"     72, 

"  Susie,"   72,   "  Tartan    King,"   72, 

"  Vanguard,"  160 
Dorrien-Smith,  Mr.,  68 
Downe,  Viscount,  95-6,  98 
Doyle,  Conan,  167 
Dublin  Horse  Show,  31-2 
Dunmore,     Alexander     Murray,     8th 

Earl  of,  224 

E 

Eames,  Mr.,  123 
Edridge,  Private  F.,  196-7 


Edward  VII.,  40,  45,  65,  68,  71-2,  83-4 
Ellicot,  Dr.,  Bishop  of  Gloucester,  21 
Eltham  (Kent),  294 
Ena      of    Battenberg,    Princess,    see 

Victoria 
Engleheart,  Sir  Thomas,  207 
Engleheart,  Father,  204,  207-8,  211 
English  Bickner  (Glos.),  23-4 
English  Church  Union,  87 
Erie,  Chief  Justice,  63 
Erskine,  Hon.  Margaret,  see  Bumaby 
Etaples  Hospital,  work  at,  170  et  seq. 
Eugenie,  Empress,  71 
Eversley  (Hants),  79,  82  et  seq. 
Exeter,  William  Cecil,  3rd  Marquis  of, 

67-8 

F 

Fairfax,  Colonel,  21 

Farrar,  Canon,  71 

Fellows,  Harry,  44 

Fernie,  Mr.,  49 

Festubert,  Battle  of,  233,  235,  244 

Field  Ambulance,  182-3 

Finn,  Austen,  277' 

Finn,  Father,  273,  279 

Fitzgerald,  Father,  203,  205  et  seq. 

Fitzwilham,  Hon.  H.,  28 

Foster,  Rev.  Mr.,  296 

Forester,  M.F.H.,  Captain,  88 

Fowke,  Sir  Frederick,  70 

Fowler,  Warde,  165 

Foxhound  Kennel  Stud  Book,  32 

Framlingham  College,  201 

Frampton  (Dorset),  134,  136 

Franckhn,  M.F.H.,  Mr.,  104 

Francklin,  Caroline,  see  Hole 

Frederick,  Emperor  and  Empress,  53 

French,  Lord,  173,  248 

Frittenden  (Kent),  168,  200 

Frome  (Somerset),  65 

Froude,  Rev.  John,  39,  118-22 


Geddes,  Gordon,  180-1 

George  IV.,  63,  134-5 

George  V.,  277,  301 

Gibbs,   Philip,  his   description  of  the 

King's  Shropshire  Light  Infantry  in 

action,  186  et  seq. 
Gilchrist,  W.  O.,  199 
Givenchy,  Battle  of,  244 
Gloucester,  Bishop  of,  see  Ellicot 
Gooderham,  Rev.  I.  J.  R.,  237-42 
Gordon,  General,  248,  251-2 
Green,  M.C.,  Captain,  Chaplain,  260 
Green,  Father  Eric,  281 
Green,  Rev.  George  Clark,  148-9 
Green,  Henry,  54 


Index 


305 


Grenfell,  Fanny,  see  Kingsley 
Gribbin,  Rev.  A.,  283-4 
Grissell,  Captain,  28-9 
Gull,  Sir  William,  83 
Gwynn,  Father,  280 

H 

Hall,  Mr.,  61 

Hall,  Miss,  see  Legard 

Hall,  Rev.  H.,  294-98 

Hall,  James,  30 

Hall,  Rev.  Richard,  281 

Hallerton,  49  et  seq. 

Hamilton,  William,  12th  Duke  of,  28 

Hamilton,  General  Sir  Ian,  273,  279, 
294,  298 

Hankey,  Donald,  240 

Hannington  (Hants),  140  et  seq. 

Hardy,  Rev.  Mr.,  296 

Hardy,  Colonel  Gathorne,  191 

Harker,  Rev.  T.  A.,  276 

Harrington,  Seymour,  6th  Earl  of,  28 

Harrison,  Colonel,  170,  176 

Hart,  Sir  Robert,  138 

Harcourt,  Sir  William,  14 

Harrow,  14 

Hatch,  Beauchamp  (Somerset),  114  et 
seq. 

Hawley,  Captain,  14 

Hawley,  Louisa,  see  Hustler 

Heald,  Ivan,  5 

Helmesley  (Yorks.),  199,  200 

Hill,  Richard,  14 

Hohenzollern  Redoubt,  244 

Hole,  Dean,  69,  70,  100-11,  142 

Hole,  Mrs.,  104 

Holne  (Dartmoor),  75 

Honey,  Rev.  Doctor  Wyer,  146 

Honey,  M.H.,  Rev.  R.  Wyer,  146-57 

Honey,  William,  147 

Horses  (racers  and  hunters) :  "Agility," 
61  ;  "  Apology,"  57  et  seq.  ;  "  Ar- 
texerxes,"  1.32  ;  "  Bessy  Bedlam," 
57  ;  "  Blair  Atholl,"  59  ;  "  Blan- 
chefleur,"  58  ;  "  BUnk  Bonny," 
150  ;  "  BriHiant,"  57  ;  "  Colleen 
Bawn,"  28  ;  "  Cyclop,"  131  ; 
"  George  Frederick,"  57-8  ;  "  Her- 
mitage," 28  ;  "  Holy  Friar,"  61  ; 
"  Idolatry,"  57  ;  "  Incense,"  57  ; 
"  Kate,"  28  ;  "  La  Coureuse,"  58  ; 
"  Lady  Patricia,"  59  ;  "  Leolinus," 
59  ;  "  Lord  CHfden,"  58  ;  "  Loyal- 
ty," 28  ;  "  Manganese,"  61  ; 
"  Marchioness,"  28  ;  "  Minor,"  59  ; 
"  Miss  Toto,"  59  ;  "  Moonbeam," 
57  ;  "  Pantaloon,"  28  ;  "  Proposi- 
tion," 28  ;  "  The  Good  Lady,"  28  ; 
"  Trent,"     59  ;      "  Saltfish,"       86  ; 


"  Silver  Tail,"  150  ;  "  Wenloek," 
21  ;      "  Wood-pigeon,"  86 

Horsewell,  87 

Hospitals  at  the  Front,  173  et  seq.,  182 
et  seq.,  215  et  seq. 

Hounds  and  Harriers :  Bicester  and 
Heythrop,  107  ;  Billesdon  Hunt,  51, 
55  ;  Blackmore  Vale,  64 ;  Bram- 
ham  Moor,  14 ;  Cottesmore,  64  ; 
Cotleigh  and  East  Devon,  123  ; 
Craven,  88, 107, 109, 130  ;  Devon  and 
Somerset  Hounds,  45,  64,  104 ; 
Garth,  79,  84  ;  Heythrop,  159  et 
seq.;  Holderness,  31,  115,  137; 
Lord  Middleton's,  34,  143  ;  Lord 
Portman's,  64  ;  Marland  Harriers, 
146  et  seq. ;  New  Forest,  64  ;  North 
Bucks  Harriers,  34  ;  Oakley,  64-5, 
68  ;  Pytchley,  31,  115,  137  ;  Quorn, 
49,  55,  64,  66  ;  Ross  Harriers,  23  ; 
Rufford,  103  ;  South  Dorset,  64  ; 
Southwold  Foxhounds,  147  ;  Ted- 
worth,  64  ;  Trinity  Beagles,  34  ; 
Warnham         Staghounds,  131  ; 

Sir  Watkin  Wynne's,  64  ;  York  and 
Ainsty,  14,  34,  85  et  seq. 

Howard,  Sir  Edward,  18 

Hughes,  Thomas,  79,  80,  82 

Hunting,  see  Hounds 

Hustler,  M.F.H.,  Rev.  George,  13-26 

Hustler,  Mrs.  George,  14,  16,  24 

Hustler,  Thomas,  14 

Hustler,  William,  20 


Inglis,     K.C.B.,     Major-General    Sir 

John,  168 
Inglis,  Lady,  198 
Inglis,  Rev.  Rupert,  167-200 
Inglis,  Mrs.  Rupert,  168  et  seq. 
Ingram,  Dr.,  193-4 

J 

Jackson,  Dr.,  Bishop  of  London,  8 

James  I.,  18 

James  IV.,  18 

Jellicoe,  Admiral  Sir  John,  268 

Johnson,  Dr.,  105 

Johnson,  Colonel,  185 

Jones,  V.C,  Colonel  Alfred,  84 

K 

Keen,  Sergeant  Harold,  246 
Kelly,  C.F.,  Rev.  J.  Dwyer,  197 
Key,  Captain,  86,  97,  99 
King,  Colonel,  57 
King,  Rev.  J.  W.,  57-61 
King's  College,  77 
King's  Norton  (Wore),  5 
Kingham  (Oxford),  158  etseq. 

X 


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Index 


Kingsley,  Rev.  Charles,  75-84,  100,  110 
Kingsley,  Mrs.  Charles,  76,  78,  83-4 
Kingsley,    Mrs.    (mother    of    Charles 

Kingsley),  78 
Kirkby  Sigston,  87 
Kitchener,  Lord,  248,  250  et  seq.,  273, 

277 
Knowstone  (Devon),  118 


Lacy,  Dr.,  Bishop  of  Middlesborough, 

278 
Lang,  Dr.,  Archbishop  of  York,  92  ei 

seq. 
Langdale,  Colonel,  278 
Langham,  M.F.H.,  Sir  H.,  31 
Lascelles  of  Harewood,  Lord,  93-G,  98 
Lawrence,  Sir  Henrv,  198 
Leech,  John,  104,  107 
Legard,  Sir  Algernon,  27 
Legard,  Rev.  Cecil,  27-32,  57 
Legard,  Mrs.  Cecil,  36 
Legard,  Sir  Charles,  29 
Legard,  Henry,  27-8 
Legard,  Sir  John,  27 
Legard,  Sir  Thomas  Digby,  27 
Legge,  Right  Rev.  and  Hon.  Augustus, 

Bishop  of  Lichfield,  208 
Le  Mesurier,  Mrs.,  247 
Lichfield,  Bishop  of,  see  Legge 
Lincoln,  Bishop  of,  see  Wordsworth 
Line  ham,  Father  John,  282 
Lloyd,  Edward,  86,  96  et  seq. 
Lloyd,  Dr.,  Bishop  of  Newcastle,  87 
Lockwood,  Rev.  Da\ns,  156-66 
Lockwood,  Mrs,  Davis,  159, 165 
Lockwood,  Captain  H.,  163 
London,  Bishop  of,  see  Jackson 
Long,  Will,  39 
Loos,  145,  262 
Luard,  Colonel,  189 
Lushington,  Rev.  T.  G.,  230 

M 

McCalman,  Rev.  Mr.,  236 

Machell,  Captain,  29 

Mackenzie,  M.C.,  Captain,  260-63 

Macmillari' s  Magazine,  81 

McMullen,  Father,  282 

Magee,  Dr.,  Bishop  of  Peterborough,  07 

Magnay,  Major,  227  et  seq.,  231 

Major,  Mr.,  239 

Manchester,  Duchess  of,  68 

Manners,  Lord,  103-4 

Manning,  Cardinal,  1 10 

Marryat,  Captain,  164 

Martin,  John,  152 

Mary,  Queen,  277 

Ma'^.cfield,  John,  273 


Maude,  Dr.,  245-6 

Maude,  General  Sir  Stanley,  300 

Maxwell,  General,  224 

Medals,  Father  Brindle's,  253 

Mellor,  Lieut.,  195 

Melville,  ^'VTiyte,  75 

Meynell,  M.F.H.,  Hugo,  30 

Meysey-Thompson,  Richard,  86 

Michell,  Rev.  Jack,  122-6 

Michell,  Rev.  William,  123 

Middleton,  Lord,  143 

Mill,  John  Stuart,  81 

Milne,  M.F.H.,  Rev.  E.  A.,  33-4 

Milner-VMiite,  Rev.  Eric,  236 

Minto,  William,  3rd  Earl  of,  28-9 

"  Mission  of  Help,"  203  et  seq. 

Moir,  Captain,  194 

Molyneux,  R.N.,  Capt.,  86,  96-9 

Molyneux,  Hon.  Henry,  97,  99 

Mons,  the  retreat  from,  280 

Moor  Monckton  (Yorks.),  91  et  seq. 

Moore,  Rev.  Canon  A.  E.,  147 

Morris,  Rev.  L.  B.,  34-5 

Morris,  Mrs.  L.  B.,  35 

Morton,    John,    20th    Earl    of    (Lord 

Aberdour),  28 
Mount  St.  Stephens  College  (Sheffield), 

256 
Murray,  Colonel,  196 
Mussenden,  Major,  86,  96,  98 

N 

Napier,  Brigadier-General,  295 
National  Rose  Show,  108 
Neuve  Chapelle,  Battle  of,  244 
Newby  Ferry,  21 
Newcastle,  Bishop  of,  see  Lloyd 
Newman,  Cardinal,  81-2,  110 
Newsham  Hall  (Darlington),  20 
Nicholson,  General  L.,  197 
North,  Sir  Harry,  294 

O 

Oliver,  George,  148 

Omdurman,  Battle  of,  251 

Orvis,  William,  86,  97,  99 

Osborne,  John, 57 

Oxford :  University  College,  14  ; 
Steeplechase  match  between  Cam- 
bridge and,  28-9;  Exeter  College, 
39 ;  St.  Edmund  College,  87  ; 
Wadham  College,  135  ;  St.  Mary's 
Hall,  164  ;  Bishop  of,  see  Wilber- 
force  ;    Magdalen  College,  242 

P 

Palmer,  James,  21 
Palraerston,  Lord,  5 
Parker,  Jack,  88 
Paxton,  Sir  John,  108 


Index 


307 


Peel,  Viscount,  232,  234 

Peel,   M.C.,   Rev.  and  Hon.  Maurice, 

232-7 
Peel,  Sir  Robert,  51,  235 
Pepys,  Samuel,  105 
Peter's  Marland  (Devon),  151 
Phillips,  Captain  Colwyn,  242 
Phillpotts,  Dr.,  Bishop  of  Exeter,  37, 

45,  118  et  scq. 
Phipps,  Sir  Charles,  65 
Phipps,  Lady,  65 
Pilcher,  General,  128,  223 
Pilgrim,    Purbeck,    see    Butler,    Rev. 

Pierce 
Plumer,  Major-General  Sir  H.,  184 
Poelcapelle,  Battle  of,  244 
Pollock,  Baron,  63 
Poltimore,  Augustus  Bampfylde,  2nd 

Lord,  4G 
Portal,  Lady,  143 
Portland,      VVilliam      Cavendish -Ben - 

tinck,  6th  Duke  of,  256-7 
Poulett,  Lord,  73 
Preston,  Mr.  Tom,  15 
Prideaux,  Sir  Edmund,  123 

R 

Redmond,  M.P.,  John,  279 
Reid,  M.C.,  Rev.  Mr.,  297 
Reynard,  Charles,  87 
Reynard,  Susan,  see  Slings  by 
Richards,  Dr.,  38-9 
Ridgeway,  Sir  West,  268 
Ridgeway,  Lady,  268 
Ripon,  Frederick,  2nd  Marquis  of,  35 
Ripon  Theological  College,  237 
.  Robben  Island  (the  lepers'  settlement), 

202  et  seq.,  211  et  seq.,  230 
Roberts,  Frederick,  Earl,  4,  11 
Robinson,  James,  86,  95-6,  98 
Roebuck,  Admiral  de,  277 
Rogers,  Sergeant,  195 
Rorke's  Drift,  113-4,  117 
Rossel  School,  242 
Russell,  V.C.,  Colonel  Sir  Charles,  84 
Russell,  M.F.H.,  M.O.H.,  Rev.  Jack, 

22,  36-48,  56,  75,  118,  122,  134 
Russell,  Mrs.  Jack,  41,  43,  47-8 


St,  Alban's  (Holborn),  87 

St.  Cuthbert's  College  (Ushaw),  278 

St.   David,   John   Phillips,  1st    Lord, 

242 
Salisbury  Theological  College,  299 
Salvation  Army,  its  work  in  France, 

259-69 
Sampson,  Rev.  G.  V.,  232 
Scarborough,    Richard    Lumley,    9th 

Earl  of,  104 


Scott,  Colonel  Lord  Henry,  196 

Scott,  Sir  Walter,  164  ;- 

Scriven  Park  (Yorks.),  85  et  seq. 

Shakespeare,  Rev.  J.  H.,  285  et  seq. 

Sharp,  Rev.  C.  J.,  239 

Sladnor  Park  (Devon),  20 

Shngsby,   M.F.H.,   Sir    Charles,   85-6, 

96  et  seq. 
SHngsby,  Rev.  Charles,  21,  85-99 
Shngsby,  Mrs.  Charles,  87 
Shngsby,  Mrs.  Emma  Louisa,  86 
Slingsby,  Sir  Henry,  94-5 
Shngsby,  Sir  William,  94 
Smith,  Colonel  Carrington,  295 
Somerby  Hall  (Leicester),  62 
Somme,  Battle  of  the,  145,  167,  169, 

192,  201,  264,  269 
Soudan  Campaign,  248  et  seq. 
South  Molton  (Devon),  40-1 
Spurr,  Frederick,  287,  289,  291 
Stevens,  Sir  John,  294 
Stevens,  Colonel  Moore,  151 
Stevens,  Mr.  W.  G.,  252 
Stillingfleet,  14  et  seq.,  23 
Stretton  (stretcher-bearer),  195 
Sturminster  Newton  (Dorset),  135 
Suckhng,  Rev.  A.,  87 
Surrey,  Thomas  Howard,  Earl  of,  18-9 
Surtees,  Brigadier-General,  128 
Sutton,  M.F.H.,  Sir  Richard,  130 
Swansea,  Ernest  Vivian,  Lord,  65 
Swymbridge,  43-4,  46 
Sykes,  Sir  Tatton,  1,  31,  42 

T 
Talbot,  Dr.,  Bishop  of  Winchester, 

174 
Talbot,  Gilbert,  174 
Talbot,  M.C.,  Rev.  Neville,  174,  194 

et  seq. 
Tamworth,  235 
Tasker,  Colonel  H.  B.,  294 
Tattersall,  Rev.  T.,  290 
Temple,     Dr.     William,     Bishop     of 

London, 133 
Templer,  Mr.,  41-2 
Tenniel,  Sir  John,  107 
Thackeray,  W.  M.,  107 
Thesiger,  Eric,  181 

Thesiger,  Hon.  Julia  Sehna,  see  Inglis 
Thomson,   Dr.,   Archbishop  of   York, 

21,  33 
Townshend,  Father,  282 
Tron,    M.C.,    D.S.O.,    Rev.    Mazzini, 

298-9 
Tullock,  D.S.O.,  Major,  221-4 

V 

Vaughan,  Cardinal,  253 
Veitch,  Mr.,  108-9 


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Victoria,  Queen,  5,  83,  117,  252-3 
Victoria,  Queen  of  Spain,  254 
Victoria  Baptist  College,  289 
Villebois,  Henry,  45,  62,  72 
Villebois,  Truman,  72-3 
Vivian,  Lord,  73 
Vyner,  Captain  Bob,  95 
Vyner,  Clare,  86-7,  95,  97,  99 
Vyner,  Lady  Mary,  97,  99 

W 

Walford,  V.C,  Captain,  295 
Walsall  (Staffs.),  208  et  seq. 
Warren,  Sir  Herbert,  242 
Warriner,  Christopher  and  James,  86, 

97   99 
Watts,  G.  F.,  81 
Watson,  Rev.  E.  L.,  289 
Weald  Manor  (Oxon),  22 
Welhngton,   Arthur   Wellesley,   Duke 

of,  104,  235 
Wenlock,  Sir  Beilby  Richard  Lawley, 

2nd  Lord,  21 
Wensley  (Yorks.),  51 
Westerham  Cadet  Corps  (Kent),  243 

et  seq. 
Western,  General  Sir  Hunter,  279 
Westminster  Abbey,  83-4 


Whitaker,  Marmaduke,  35 

Whitaker,  Miss,  see  Morris 

Wliite,  Mr.,  86 

Wilberforce,   Dr.,  Bishop  of  Oxford, 
164 

William  I.  of  Germany,  52 

William  IV.,  101 

Willshire,  Sir  Arthur,  11 

Willart,  Father,  284 

Wilson,  Sir  Mathew,  14,  21 

Wolseley,  Viscount,  248-9 

Wombwell,  Sir  George,  21,  86-7,  96  et 
seq. 

Wombwell,  Lady  Juha,  21 

Wood,  V.C,  Sir  Evelyn,  84,  248  et  seq., 
257 

Woodhouse,  General,  224 

Wordsworth,  Dr.  Christopher,  Bishop 
of  Lincoln,  59,  60 

Wrentmore,  Ida,  see  Benton 

Wright,  Colonel  Bingham,  14 

Wyld,  Mr.,  52 

Wynter,    Sophia    Theresa,    see   Lock- 
wood 


Yorks,  hunting  in,  13  et  seq. 
Ypres,  Battle  of,  244,  269 


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